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I like the professional babies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 07:22 PM (pkeXY) 2
Nooded.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1) 3
Grand Central Station, 1929
The caption noted that this shot is no longer possible, as tall buildings outside the station block the sun Even if the buildings weren't there, there's probably not enough cigarette smoke in the air to replicate the effect. Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (a+4eV) 4
Boing - Message for you sir.
Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:26 PM (tgvbd) 6
A Spheniscidae-free Café is clement indeed!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:27 PM (0sNs1) 7
Ice Shoves are the work of Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:28 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK) 9
Now I'm all worked up about Texas politics. I shall have a glass of wine and recall that Democrats are big fat losers here.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:29 PM (6p0Jv) 10
My pet eagles are restoring the nest, getting ready for a new brood! after a successful one last year.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK) 11
Exciting Innovations in Photography Cafe
============== Close up of ice crystals on my deck. https://ibb.co/whnntkSh Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:29 PM (NwnyJ) 12
I guess there aren't any more Sacramento area K-Marts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (pkeXY) 13
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (H1HTt) 14
Barracuda thinks he's the meanest thing on fins until... the osprey. Ospreys have very few natural predators, it turns out. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (1N/bM) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: the barracuda at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (nhCoE) 17
Candace Owens is just awful. I was just reading -- she's posting *private messages* between her and Charlie Kirk well before he met Erika, where Charlie asks her for advice on how to dress for dates and stuff. And accusing TPUSA of financial fraud. Erika ripped her today on FOX without calling her by name. Somebody called Candace a Jezebel. That fits perfectly. TPUSA needs to take the gloves off and just sue and destroy this Jezebel. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (w6EFb) 18
Nice double take K-mart!
I have 2 x 4 poster of my lovely wife's 80's era Glamor Shot that was used as a advertisement. I told her if she goes first that bad boy is going up at the funeral service. She's gonna live forever. Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (cYBz/) 19
I really like that one guy's use of staple strips as the blocking for his skyscrapers.
That's pretty darn clever. Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (a+4eV) 20
Can I mention my favorite Christmas songs in here? My favorite Xmas Pop song is "Everyone's A Chowl At Christmas", and favorite religious one is "What Chowl Is This?"
Posted by: Surgeon General Emerita Jocelyn Elders at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (oftw2) 21
plur1bus episode 6, a day on the holosuite
Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (gKWVE) 22
Anybody up for some humptybacked camels and chimpanzees ?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (sDNVV) 23
Water is back on here at Schloss Hadrian. An electrician came out and found a bad connector in the breaker panel. He replaced it, flipped the breaker on and the well started filling up. Waited about half an hour for the water to heat up, then had a luxurious shower. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (tgvbd) 24
Ospreys have very few natural predators, it turns out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia Except for bald eagles, who kick sand in their faces and beat them up to steal their lunch money fish Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:33 PM (a+4eV) 25
... someday I will remember that you have to put different letters in the bracket to get a strikethru.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:34 PM (a+4eV) 26
Anybody up for some humptybacked camels and chimpanzees ? Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (sDNVV) __________ Chimpanzees are stupid, violent and utterly amoral. Proto-Democrats, as it were. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (tgvbd) 27
Wow, there were some beautiful pups in the Orlando Hound Group. Even we have to admit it.
Posted by: Felix, Stifel, and Floyd (My Cats) at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (oftw2) 28
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (H1HTt) --- Absolutely. Lord, hear our prayer. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (6p0Jv) 29
The Felix Hernandez video is pretty amazing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:36 PM (9ipOP) 30
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 07:36 PM (Ia/+0) 31
Candace Owens had/has the hots for Charlie Kirk. She was shellacked when he married Erika. Owens has a thing for white guys. SO she married some pansy from the UK. Now she is pretending like she and Kirk had "a thing". Some pastor came out and downright said, she needs to stop
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:36 PM (g47mK) 32
At least some of my old school pictures were in that double take style.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (YwEeS) 33
Andrew McCarthy, who is damned good, just posted this. He caught the 2023 supernova in the Pinwheel galaxy from his backyard and made this little GIF today: https://is.gd/vCaLqj Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (w6EFb) 34
Wow, there were some beautiful pups in the Orlando Hound Group. Even we have to admit it. Posted by: Felix, Stifel, and Floyd (My Cats) at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (oftw2) __________ Including ours. *smugly preens* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (tgvbd) 35
Waited about half an hour for the water to heat up, then had a luxurious shower.
The electrician? Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (Kt19C) 36
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please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History Most certainly! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025 07:38 PM (zYpTz) 37
At least some of my old school pictures were in that double take style.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (YwEeS) Yes. I was a double dork. It was painful. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:39 PM (6p0Jv) 38
I pioneered the Double Take in 1972. At FU Enterprises.
Posted by: Felix Unger, Portraits A Specialty at December 10, 2025 07:39 PM (oftw2) 39
I kept trying to warn you about "Gabriele Corno" fakery. Glad you're now taking heed.
Posted by: Born Free at December 10, 2025 07:39 PM (raD1m) 40
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History Most certainly! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! ________ She's in my Rosary intentions every day. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:40 PM (tgvbd) 41
I got an age restriction warning for the "Cute little lizard hides in water, using his own scuba tank." entry. What kind of smut are we posting here?!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 10, 2025 07:40 PM (k9OZB) 42
Owens' marriage is a sham. I mean, really, who would be surprised if some male stripper, or a "trans woman" came out and said they had an affair with George Farmer ? Have you seen him ?? Verrry dainty! Swings both ways I bet.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK) 43
I guess I don't understand how tilt shift works. I understand how the shot makes the focus pattern of a large field of view mimic the camera focus of a close up shot. But we aren't fooling a camera, we are fooling our brain, eye, nervous system which is much older than any camera. So why does that focus pattern fool our brain? Is it that when we are staring at something very close our eyes produce that same focus pattern too? I guess that could be it. I looked online and all the explanations just dealt with how it mimics a close up camera shot which doesn't really explain the optical illusion.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 07:41 PM (3uBP9) 44
My town is covered with ospreys. Fun to watch them fish.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:42 PM (viF8m) 45
The tanker we seized and pounced on was apparently transporting free oil to Cuba. There goes the one hour a day electricity. Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 07:42 PM (Y8DZL) 46
So why does that focus pattern fool our brain? Is it that when we are staring at something very close our eyes produce that same focus pattern too? I guess that could be it. I looked online and all the explanations just dealt with how it mimics a close up camera shot which doesn't really explain the optical illusion. Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 07:41 PM (3uBP9) __________ *removes finger from nose* I dunno. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:43 PM (tgvbd) 47
Owens is also a hard on sadist. Gets off on hurting people. Stated way back when she was doxxing people for fun..before she found out the "conservative" grift...Hey! Maybe she can post some stuff from her and Framer's "parties" , if you catch my drift...
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK) 48
The tanker we seized and pounced on was apparently transporting free oil to Cuba. Posted by: Auspex Says who? Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (H1HTt) 49
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (H1HTt) Absolutely! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (/HDaX) 50
Wow, what a save.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m) The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;
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