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“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
― Marilyn Monroe Posted by: mindful webworker - man v beast at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (M5tgA) 2
2nd
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (B2pWp) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (51ygH) Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H) 5
I am SO Madagascar is still even available to be purchased in this country.
Do y'all even CARE about the Earth and climate change?? I'm so outta here. Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (JLqL/) 6
It's like nobody even saw my movie!
Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (JLqL/) 7
Beware the Doghouse
https://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts Posted by: mindful webworker - true story at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (M5tgA) 8
Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x) Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i) 11
Oh, this ONT! Good to see it again!
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov) 12
Evenin' Horde. Thanks for the ONT, HotW
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (kOluj) 13
We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (syz1S) 14
Hi y'all!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (ok2JK) 15
G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z) 16
I'd have to go with A and H because of dental issues
I seem to have missed all the Snoopy things today Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt) 17
Dog ONT! Thanks HotW.
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW) 18
Deja vu
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (BI5O2) 19
Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band. Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov) Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (oUopv) 21
Groundhog day. Doghouse day. Whatever. It's all the same to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2) 22
So how did we go from Trump hates Jews to Trump was best buds with Epstein and is a puppet of Israel?
Oh that's right. It turns out you can just say things. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (vE0+H) 23
13 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday! Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x) 24
D and G
Posted by: lin-duh at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (VCgbV) 25
Dog ONT! Thanks HotW.
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW) You're welcome. I tried to include something for everyone, but missed Robert the Cat. Hopefully Piper and Bulg both enjoy the yoga video.... Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg) 26
Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band. Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. Posted by: mikeski The Royal Guardsmen Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (oUopv) Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov) 28
Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x) Hour of the Wolf bringing good content! You might have some competition for Doof Enterprises employee of the month. Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf) Posted by: Derak at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (bixZP) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (D/6p1) 31
Me: ODD, and happy about it🐕🐶🐕🦺!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (ok2JK) 32
I
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB) 33
Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper Dounds like there's a two day delay in the afterlife. Since this is Thursday. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (oUopv) 34
8 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x) Vince Guaraldi Trio https://tinyurl.com/387hspk8 https://tinyurl.com/bd6zuch5 Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q) 35
Strange. I suddenly have an urge for an almond cluster.
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is like a box of melted chocolates at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (M5tgA) 36
I think ODD is better than OPP.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x) 37
We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday! Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x) It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week. If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg) 38
F and G are abominations, unfit for human consumption.
Posted by: Chocoholic at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (JM9I6) 39
Definitely "D".
Posted by: Born Free at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (raD1m) 40
C. Peanut Butter
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (oSFyF) 41
I only have one dog but otherwise fit ODD to a tee
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (WL2lA) 42
E on the poll for me. Chocolate truffle can be very good, but in most boxes they're kinda mid.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (ftFVW) 43
All this snoopy and red baron...
Now I want to watch The Blue Max. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++) 45
They're all fine. It's just candy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (oq9dX) 47
That Allman Brothers doggo is amazing! What a resemblance!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx) 49
Oh my gosh, thanks Wolf for much dog stuff!!!💕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (ok2JK) 50
I'd swear I saw this ONT last night for about 10 seconds
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sOtuf) 51
Bauuau Haus
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2) 52
Welcome aboard, TiFW
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (/+uur) 54
Toffee, no contest.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (0Htd1) 55
There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o) 56
D, F, and I.
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (oq9dX) 57
I do not find coconut delightful in any way.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (VJX5o) 58
Pity you didn't conduct the poll based on the Whizzo Quality Assortment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e) 59
neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13 will someone rid me of these beast Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/+uur) 60
So the Minnesota shooter is very similar to the Afghan "refugee" who died in a shoot out with the cops last year. Both claimed they did it because they hated being in America.
Well, hey, I know how we can fix this sort of thing before it gets to shooting... Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm) 61
Coconut.
Bite into the expensive chocolate, get a mouthful of sawdust. Bleh. Posted by: mikeski ------ ::fistbump:: Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (rdVOm) 62
Snoopy! My dogs favorite actor.
Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (bqIVz) Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/) 65
In the immortal words of Gene Tracy: Thosr Fokkers were Messerschmitts!
Posted by: Big Porker at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (0jsOz) 66
I just spent 1200 to do to my trees what another guy charged my 3800 to do 3 years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (/+uur) 67
Since I'm getting a deja vu chance, I'll go with B on the candy pool.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (a89qc) 68
It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week. If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg Oh gosh, definitely not Charlie Brown. Hmmm. I don’t know that he fits a character, really. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (Dd38x) 69
I'd swear I saw this ONT last night for about 10 seconds
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sOtuf) You definitely didn't see it on Tuesday when I was copy/pasting content into the thread builder and accidentally pasted it over my own live thread. Nope - definitely not. Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf) 70
43 All this snoopy and red baron...
Now I want to watch The Blue Max. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB) Flyboys... may go watch it. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (WL2lA) 72
Last week a car crashed into the Hungry Dawgs Diner in Bonney Lake WA. They make a great breakfast. Once the police were done, patrons stayed all day and into the night to help the owner get things back in shape. They opened the next morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB) 73
I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1) 74
Toffee sucks the unwashed bung of a homeless person after an explosive Taco Bell fart. Definitely selection H is worst. If someone gives that piece to you, they are either your enemy, or a demon. Possibly both.
Posted by: DPICM at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (zweKz) 75
Strange. I suddenly have an urge for an almond cluster.
Posted by: mindful webworker Oh so that's what the kids are calling it these days! Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (6x1Uq) 76
had a ridgeback mix that dug under the doghouse and slept there.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/+uur) 77
Coconut Delight is the worst candy, by a country mile. Rancid taste, and the texture of excelsior.
And the shelter on a drilling rig where the driller's console and the geolograph are located, is called the doghouse. When I was working in the patch, my dog Pogo would climb all the stairs to the doghouse at mealtimes, and mooch off the crew. I had several toolpushers tell me, "you know, when your dog is on the lease, the crew are on their best behavior." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (1z8ji) 78
43
I watched The Blue Max a long time ago. I thought it was really clunky, fwiw. It doesn't even give good Ursula Andres. She's still alive at age 92, btw. Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY) 79
55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o) Over under on which pops first... Los A earthquake, or Bay Area... we're due. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj) 80
Snoopy is a beagle so hus music genre is probably yodeling
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (WL2lA) 81
I wanted something big, ugly, and imposing. But enough about Michelle.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/) 82
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (YoT4f) 83
Coconut
Caramel Toffee are all inedible Posted by: vmom How can someone be exactly right and exactly wrong in the same post? Caramels are yum. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov) 84
I for me.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (vSvIl) 85
76 sb Andress, Andres
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (RCjYY) 86
Having some deja vu or deja voodoo, man.
I do LOVE the dog who looks like Gregg Allman. Cheers, y'all! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (hzuYO) 87
Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK) 88
The Apollo 10 crew named the command module Charlie Brown, and the lunar module Snoopy. Snoopy was set off in a heliocentric orbit, where it was well, went on eternal patrol you might say. In 2019, some astronomers think they might have found it: https://t.ly/Btvfm Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb) 89
Marzipan chocolates are barf worthy.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (s2K/A) 90
I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1) It should have been built in Martha's Vineyard. It would have worked so well on a small island just offshore, with a big rotating light and a fog horn. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (qx7Zg) 91
Coconut Delight is the worst candy, by a country mile. Rancid taste, and the texture of excelsior.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oUopv) 92
I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity.
....... Hey, it created one permanent job. Cobweb Guy. Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oq9dX) 93
I can't believe you people missed this one:
The MaCoys https://t.ly/obESo Some pretty fine dancing there btw. Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (6x1Uq) 94
73 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1) The Left's schtick is to try to destroy what is good. So, they redefine beauty... they redefine what is a Man... they redefine what is a Woman... They redefine right from wrong, good from evil... Because if you cannot even define an actual problem, then you can't fix it. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj) 95
I watched The Blue Max a long time ago. I thought it was really clunky, fwiw. It doesn't even give good Ursula Andres.
She's still alive at age 92, btw. Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY) Ursula Andress made young Diogenes feel funny inside. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB) 96
The song begins with a background commentary in faux German: "Achtung! Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte über den Schweinköpfigen Hund und den lieben Red Baron," which is a purposeful mistranslation of the English: "Attention! We will now sing together the story of that pig-headed dog (Snoopy) and the beloved Red Baron"
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:21 PM (/+uur) 97
The chocolate candy filling that I dislike most, isn't in the picture. Can't really say what it's called-- it's like a solid-rubber jelly substance, maybe fruit of some kind-- can't bite through it and has little flavor. Too chewy to eat, always spat it out. Bleh.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:21 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:22 PM (51ygH) 99
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (+9wcF) 100
100
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur) 101
15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt --- Prolly in the basement. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (51ygH) 102
15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt You can get Russell Stover chocolates that are all creams. No nuts, and no toffee. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1) 103
It should have been built in Martha's Vineyard. It would have worked so well on a small island just offshore, with a big rotating light and a fog horn.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf It would be the world's ugliest lighthouse, and second place wouldn't be close. It belongs on the island with the rest of Alcatraz. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov) 104
How is it that I can’t think of a word that’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can hear Snoopy and the Red Baron, released when I was 10, and can remember every word? I damn near wore down the 45. And I’m going with J, the reviled cream center.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (SjAWL) 105
I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1) No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++) 107
87 Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK) Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x) 108
No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H) The Vogon poetry of architecture Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (7gFa4) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (YoT4f) 110
I had a beagelneese
He got ran over Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (/+uur) 111
No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H) Calling it a Nazi flak tower is an insult to the architects of Nazi flak towers. They at least had some symmetry to them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji) 112
When I was a kid, I grew up at a small airport in Washington State. I lucked into a P/T job helping an old guy there rebuild old airplanes. As I got older I learned that Les was a pilot in WW 1. When Snoopy and the Red Baron was popular, I asked him once if he ever flew against the Baron. He did. Twice. He didn't like it much, but he held his own.
Les was a cool guy. Taught me a lot. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: H at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (27rXu) 114
his name was Ferocious
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (/+uur) 115
>>I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity.
----------- 22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms." 23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art." --excerpt from the Congressional Record at: ecjones.org/1963_Communist_Goals.pdf Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm) 116
Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x) HA! Thanks for the heads up. I just went and read Tuesday's for a fresh one (to me). Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (syz1S) 117
107 87 Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK) Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x) I thought I saw him post once last night. Nothing out of the ordinary. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg) 118
Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x) He popped in here earlier today. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji) 119
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (7gFa4)
PERFECT (or should I say PREFECT) Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (vE0+H) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (7gFa4) 121
Losing your spoon, not being in your bunk by 8:00 PM, or smoking while lying down means a night in the DOG HOUSE.
Loud talking, fighting inside (grudges wait for Saturday afternoon), sitting with dirty pants on bunks, or failing to return pop bottles earns time in the DOG HOUSE. "Any man don't keep order spends a night in....the DOG HOUSE." Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske) 122
(emphasis mine @115)
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm) 123
55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.
Posted by: huerfano --- Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3pne1IbWM Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH) 124
Obama built his library to fuck with you
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (/+uur) 125
The cheap concrete will crack and they will tear it down for used rebar and copper wires.
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (oq9dX) 126
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)
But Democrats are very concerned some "extremists" might be taking over Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (vE0+H) 127
You can get Russell Stover chocolates that are all creams. No nuts, and no toffee.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1) I like a Heath every once in a while. Toffee should be crunchy. I can see how it wouldn't work in a truffle shape. Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 23, 2026 10:29 PM (MYQ7F) 129
Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3pne1IbWM Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH) There are big faults everywhere, but only a small fraction are active. Some have not moved in a billion years. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1z8ji) 130
Nope - definitely not.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf) ------- Your efforts, as always, are very much appreciated! Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:30 PM (sOtuf) 131
How can someone be exactly right and exactly wrong in the same post? Caramels are yum.
Posted by: mikeski Caramels are good if they are the soft, gooey kind. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55) 133
But Democrats are very concerned some "extremists" might be taking over
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM Yes. Their *concern* is duly noted. LOL. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm) 134
Worst chocolate candy from the box....yeah I'm gonna go with none.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:32 PM (S41Gd) Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:33 PM (ZxPkt) 136
Caramel is the worst. They're hard as a rock and break your teeth. Which is not to say they're not tasty.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 10:34 PM (SwCxT) 137
Wife (then gf) lil sister poke and prodded every box of chocolates to get the pieces she wanted
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur) 138
I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (VJX5o) 139
Someone dumped caramel-in my pants!
Posted by: President Emeritus! at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6) 140
there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (a89qc) 142
No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H) Calling it a Nazi flak tower is an insult to the architects of Nazi flak towers. They at least had some symmetry to them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji) It looks like buildings you see on planets in the video game . Nothing good comes out of those either. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (S41Gd) 143
I would say that the worst candy was "Crunchy Frog", but it's not on the list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (yXKEQ) 144
140 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt) Whitman Sampler used to have that. Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (SjAWL) 145
Doghouse is the air/fan section of an upright VW engine, Type 1 or 2.
Posted by: VW Drivel at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6) 146
Pity you didn't conduct the poll based on the Whizzo Quality Assortment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e) Inspector: Number five: Ram's Bladder Cup. (beat) Now, what sort of confectionery is that? Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX) 147
The video game starfield.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (S41Gd) 148
D … D …
Definitely D Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (TTAGa) 149
there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black The earthquake must have rearranged them. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov) 150
Give me a double stack box of Whitman's Sampler and, get out the way, I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting. I'm addicted.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (51ygH) 151
Zohran Mamdani: “A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
Carnegie did not force you to buy the books. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur) 152
Oh so this is something new. If I spellcheck a word it erases it. Fuck computers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (S41Gd) 153
I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.
Most likely the bear got hooked on meth and was trying to steal some copper to sell for scrap and feed his nasty habit far away from home so his neighbors wouldn't come looking to kick his ass when the power went out. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (+9wcF) 154
Give me a double stack box of Whitman's Sampler and, get out the way, I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting. I'm addicted.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (51ygH) Drugs are less addicting. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:40 PM (S41Gd) 155
37 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday! Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x) It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week. If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg) I think we've got Charlie Brown covered, here on this blog already. Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2026 10:40 PM (0CU3H) 156
Last year my sister-in-law sent me this big box of chocolates from Ethel M out of Vegas. The fillings of each were rather nice. Bourbon, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, Bailey's, Myers Dark Rum, Knob Creek (small batch), and Herradura Tequila.
Of that group, I can't say I have one that I disliked. The tequila one did make my eyes water a little, however. Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske) 157
129 Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH) There are big faults everywhere, but only a small fraction are active. Some have not moved in a billion years. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ========= You know what you did to cause the fault. Posted by: Mother Earth at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (E4rtv) 158
28 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x) Hour of the Wolf bringing good content! You might have some competition for Doof Enterprises employee of the month. Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf) I am not giving him my parking spot. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x) 159
I like a Heath every once in a while. Toffee should be crunchy. I can see how it wouldn't work in a truffle shape.
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt I don't normally like toffee, but I knew a woman who would make homemade chocolate covered toffee for Christmas gifts. It was incredible, you could tell that it was made with real butter. The flavor was just so much better than commercial stuff, like a Heath bar. If you like a Heath bar, you would love the homemade stuff. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1) 160
Went through Medicine Bow National Forest today. The mountains were covered in clouds and we were level with the clouds for a bit, which Pookette thought was cool.
We got lost due to construction in Laramie trying to find their Chick-fil-A, and wound up on the campus of the University of Wyoming. We saw mule deer grazing on their practice football field, haha! We also saw the nicest parking garage I've ever seen on the edge of campus. It almost looked like a castle made of sandstone. Posted by: pookysgirl will be sad to leave Wyoming at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (DuDKq) 161
153 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.
Most likely the bear got hooked on meth and was trying to steal some copper to sell for scrap and feed his nasty habit far away from home so his neighbors wouldn't come looking to kick his ass when the power went out. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (+9wcF) I thought that was an AI video https://tinyurl.com/8tsz8rke Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (w/O5Q) 162
Another Thursday, another episode of "Chainsmoker Cat" on Netflix.
Not nearly enough, not nearly enough. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (kdtv/) 163
meth bear movie had bear bumming cigs at 7-11 and drinkin tall boys
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur) 164
That snoopy picture up top - I had a sweater with that exact pic on it and I wore from when I was 7 until the sleeves barely reached past my elbows.
My favorite piece of clothing in my whole young world! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (T2w7I) 165
74 Toffee sucks the unwashed bung of a homeless person after an explosive Taco Bell fart. Definitely selection H is worst. If someone gives that piece to you, they are either your enemy, or a demon. Possibly both.
Posted by: DPICM -------- Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (E4rtv) 166
132 Move over little dog, big dog's moving in.
https://tinyurl.com/fs5jxev9 Posted by: Ex Rex Reede --- I don't think Hank did it that way. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (51ygH) 167
I am not giving him my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x) I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg) 168
A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
-------------------- Candy Coated Communism, part one million. Are you ready for this bs for the next two plus years? So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM (vE0+H) 169
I ate one of those little Whitman's Sampler boxes, 8 piece or so, then filled the box with Rhino Beetles, wrapped it, and sent it to my sister-in-law. Her Mom, my MIL, was over for her weekly visit and they sat down to watch a soap opera, bringing out the "candies". I wasn't too popular for a while.
Posted by: How To Make Friends at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (JM9I6) 170
Here's one of the iconic Apollo 10, Snoopy photos: https://t.ly/oXRZu There's a story behind that. The gal there is Jayme Flowers (later Coplin), who was Gordon Cooper's secretary. She and Gene Cernan had a thing going on. Well, not *that* kind of thing, but they clowned around. Gene told her to give a him something and he'd carry it around the Moon for her as a souvenir. So she got that giant stuffed Snoopy as a gag that that was she wanted him to carry along. The result was these photos, which occurred with Gene after Stafford in the above photo, from a Reddit thread: https://t.ly/JlcEN Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb) 171
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Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth. Posted by: whig --- Jolly Rancher enters the chat. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (51ygH) 172
Hi folks. Happy Friday Eve.
I think it might have been MP4 (and if it wasn't, apologies to him) who said that Snoopy was the downfall of "Peanuts." And I've come to agree with that. "Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him. Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him. I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1) 173
The sick thing is they want us to argue and set out our case for why they are wrong. They want us to burn brain cells and ink and pixels proving every angle about why they are wrong. As if they aren't already hyper aware of why they are wrong. I will never forget when Romney made some proposal in 2012 during the election and Obama actually had the front to make a speech and lecture Romney that with a "government" program like what Romney was suggesting, the government doesn't pay for any of it. "The people do. The taxpayers." They love doing this stuff. They love it. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (vE0+H) 174
Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (VJX5o) Pookette is struggling with the concept of Wyoming being filled with a whole lotta nothin'. I was gobsmacked that they water their hayfields here! Back in Iowa, the hayfields are mowed probably at least three times a year with no irrigation necessary. Posted by: pookysgirl does not live in a desert at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (DuDKq) 175
The flavor was just so much better than commercial stuff, like a Heath bar. If you like a Heath bar, you would love the homemade stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1) It's the preservatives and additives that make machine made taste less good than handmade. Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z) 176
Your opinion only, not your dog's, please. Mine is D. Totally the nasty coconut one. Roach poison. Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (QVmho) 177
I always figured George Thorogood had it right about the doghouse!
Yeah, she changed the lock on my back door Now my key, it won't fit no more Move it on over Rock it on over Move over little dog, a big old dog is movin' in Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (T2w7I) 178
So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.
Posted by: ... Don't think ole Ben Franklin was a commie and he founded the Library Company of Philadelphia for books. Andrew Carnegie was a filthy capitalist but funded libraries across the US. Commies prefer to burn books rather than build libraries stocking badthink books. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (E4rtv) 179
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Mamdani on the free lending library: a new idea that no-one could've imagined until recently Except that Cosimo Medici established his free lending library circa 1450 Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (RCjYY) 180
>>I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM Most beagles are very humble. Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (VJX5o) 181
Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur) ____________________ Actually, in a way they do. Most funds for public libraries come from county property taxes....which is a pet peave of mine. Public libraries should be all donations. I see it as something very similar to PBS and NPR. You could argue that it improves the quality of living in the area by offering potentially free education and resources. I would argue that it is a 1st world luxury. Fire Companies is a non-starter. It is a public safety organization and a necessity. It is no different from a paved road in a philosophical sense. Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (dIske) 182
H is the worst
Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (mFhj8) 183
Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (E4rtv) My brother was eating a Black Cow (cousin of the Slo-Poke) back in the day and it literally pulled a filling out. Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (SjAWL) 184
They love doing this stuff. They love it.
Posted by: ... ====== Celebrating satanically via lies and inversions of truth. Mick should have named his song, Sympathy for the Democrats. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (E4rtv) 185
I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf It's your animal magnetism, obviously. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov) 186
The worst filling in a chocolate candy is the See's candy with a layer of caramel and a layer of hard marshmallow.
Posted by: Frankie at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (+z1Lr) 187
Pookette is struggling with the concept of Wyoming being filled with a whole lotta nothin'. I was gobsmacked that they water their hayfields here! Back in Iowa, the hayfields are mowed probably at least three times a year with no irrigation necessary.
Posted by: pookysgirl does not live in a desert at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (DuDKq) When you drive across Wyoming at night, you don't see nothing out there, except Sinclair. Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z) 188
A D G
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (KC5Lt) 189
Orson, I've had fudge that was made with whiskey or bourbon. You can sometimes get it online.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1) 190
My brother was eating a Black Cow (cousin of the Slo-Poke) back in the day and it literally pulled a filling out.
Posted by: TxAnn ====== Only thing better for dentists are Jolly Ranchers-guaranteed to glue teeth together when they don't break off chunks of a tooth. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (E4rtv) 191
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (E4rtv)
How you been. I got the sense today you were in worse pain than usual. Day ending in Y, I know. Anyway sending best wishes. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (vE0+H) 192
Harris County Commissioners Court has approved a 2026 budget of $43,981,134 for Harris County Public Library.
The average salary for a Library Director in Harris County, Texas is approximately $79,260 per year, with a typical pay range between $62,597 and $101,476 annually. Top earners can make up to $125,940. hahahaha Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur) 193
Don't tell me. Commies would have invented hospitals too if Christians didn't do it first.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (vE0+H) 194
I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (T2w7I) 195
lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
-------------------- Candy Coated Communism, part one million. Are you ready for this bs for the next two plus years? So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within. Posted by: ... at July 23 Libraries, fire stations. It's called free associations, guaranteed in one of those early listings of constitutional things. Don't think communists are big on this. Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (a89qc) Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (KC5Lt) 197
From last nights ONT, I want to apologize to AOP about gaskets and coolant. I had some sort of brain fart and in dredging up my Subaru history, "coolant" got substituted for "oil".
And for terrible chocolates, the cherry cordial. Second worst is rasperry. To my taste bbuds, fruit and chocolate don't mix. Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (cBDov) 198
Don't tell me. Commies would have invented hospitals too if Christians didn't do it first.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (vE0+H) Commies built the sun. That's why it's red at the end of the day; it's disguise has burned off. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg) 199
I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo Where is the Old Madrid fault? *Oh grok. . . * Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (6x1Uq) 200
181 Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx --- But you know what he did? He built some architecturally beautiful buildings to house those books. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (51ygH) 201
189 Orson, I've had fudge that was made with whiskey or bourbon. You can sometimes get it online.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1) __________________________ That sounds nice, but it seems to me the alcohol would likely evaporate during cooking. The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long. Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske) 202
"Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.
Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him. I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry. Posted by: BeckoningChasm If you did not add Snoopy into Peanuts for a little joy, the strip would have been equivalent to a Dostoevsky novel--Crime and Punishment. Dogs bring a bit of joy and innocence even into the darkest hours of a human. So too did Snoopy as he gave heart to Charlie Brown to try again from demonstrating it is not a sin to be glad you are alive. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (E4rtv) 203
Funny that many end of world globull warmering movies have you huddled at library burning books for heat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur) 204
If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.---
Most libraries were built by one of the biggest capitalists in history. Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (KC5Lt) 205
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb) 206
I'd eat all those chocolates. Even the almond and coconut ones. Chocolate envelops and conquers all lesser flavors.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:57 PM (CHHv1) 207
Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig Jolly Rancher enters the chat. Posted by: Braenyard ..... Jolly Rancher and Molar Crown have left the chat. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov) 208
The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske) Another fine use for Flex-Seal! Posted by: Phil Swift at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (1z8ji) 209
Turtles are the box candy of the Gods.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt) 210
"Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.
Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him. I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry. Posted by: BeckoningChasm Now do Curious George (the little shit). Destructive little asshole that was never held responsible for any of his theft, vandalism, and B&E. Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (6x1Uq) 211
Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper +++++ I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band. Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. Posted by: mikeski **** The Royal Guardsmen Posted by: rickb223 ------- I'm sure that there are licensing issues involved with centering your music around a copyrighted character. Once the RG did the first song, no one else wanted to get in a negotiation. Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:59 PM (cBDov) 212
I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo Failed rift zone in the North American plate. Some argue that it is a dying fault, others do not. The huge amount of sediment in the Mississippi River Valley is what makes it so potent for destruction. Shakes like a bowl of jelly with liquefaction etc. You can still see sand blows yards in diameters all through the Eastern part of Arkansas from the New Madrid fault. As a kid, I could remember occasionally farmers digging up logs of cypress that fell during the earthquakes and were buried under the muck after. Cypress is one of the few woods that does not rot much at all due to water exposure. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (E4rtv) 213
There is something about Snoopy sleeping on the house.
A little bit rebellious but mostly free. Being in the house means the house owns you. On the house means you can survive. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur) 214
Permanent Moon, Mars and Belt colonies.
Mining, research, forward staging. Clean fusion, desalination, calorie independence. Welfare, Medicaid, Balkinization, programmed racial and class-envy systemic destruction, intellectual capacity assassination, serfdom, slavery, genocide ona scale unimaginable... Heinlein, you magnificent bastard. Bet you're glad you're dead... Posted by: Just Sayin at July 23, 2026 11:01 PM (sgKnS) 215
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The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well. Posted by: publius Right next to Cairo IL and also pronounced different than Cairo Egypt. Pronounced like the Karo syrup. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:01 PM (E4rtv) 216
I am glad I never had a sweet tooth. For me, it's always been tater chips, dry roasted peanuts, salted buttered popcorn.
I will indulge in some peanut M&Ms now and again, or a Payday bar. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (0aYVJ) 217
Who goes to the library?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (2Ez/1) 218
Commies built the sun. That's why it's red at the end of the day; it's disguise has burned off.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg) Nice Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (vE0+H) 219
Coconut hidden in what should be a chocolate treat is of the devil. Worse than thinking your oatmeal cookie has chocolate chips only to realize - too late - that those are raisins.
Posted by: PabloD at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (9eWA/) 220
And for terrible chocolates, the cherry cordial. Second worst is rasperry. To my taste bbuds, fruit and chocolate don't mix.
Posted by: buddhaha I will pray for you. No one is beyond help. Posted by: The Crystal Cathedral. at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (JM9I6) Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (6x1Uq) 222
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When the Medici family started lending their books out for free, printing had not been invented. But the Medicis lent their books to scholars at no charge, so that they could be copied & studied. Copying by hand was the closest thing they had to printing back then. And the Medicis were by no means Democratic Socialists. Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY) 223
192 Harris County Commissioners Court has approved a 2026 budget of $43,981,134 for Harris County Public Library.
The average salary for a Library Director in Harris County, Texas is approximately $79,260 per year, with a typical pay range between $62,597 and $101,476 annually. Top earners can make up to $125,940. hahahaha Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur) As a state employed slug, I make more than this. But I bet those folks work less than I do. Hell, I'd bet that any work they do is "work." I wonder what it would take to get hired on there. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (gKT4z) 224
D can taste funny if they use artificial stuff.
G is usually the one I try hardest to avoid. Though, anymore, any of them that are excessively sticky inside are not enjoyable. (Ummm, fudge is NEVER excessively sticky.) Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ) 225
I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Blue hair and pushing pron and tranny books to kindergarteners. Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 11:04 PM (6x1Uq) 226
I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ======= Probably have to learn to direct homeless weirdos to the best fetish pron sites that the library's internet can reach. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (E4rtv) 227
204 If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.---
Most libraries were built by one of the biggest capitalists in history. Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (KC5Lt) you could feed the chillrens for the cost of the books you could give the pregnant abortions I hate people that tell millionaires and billionaires how to spend their money. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (/+uur) 228
167 I am not giving him my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x) I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM The cats are much better guards than Saijo. He is very much an every man for himself kinda guy. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (Dd38x) 229
Orson, that's true, but you get that whiskey flavor and it is surprisingly good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1) 230
219 Coconut hidden in what should be a chocolate treat is of the devil. Worse than thinking your oatmeal cookie has chocolate chips only to realize - too late - that those are raisins.
Posted by: PabloD ------- I take it you don't like fruit in your cookies. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (E4rtv) 231
Re: Ursula Andress in The Blue Max.
Maybe not the *best* Ursula Andress, but certainly not *bad* Ursula Andsress. Any naked Ursula Andress is good Ursula Andress. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (qpyNK) 232
The New Madrid earthquake in 1811 made the Mississippi River run upstream for several days and formed Reelfoot Lake in Tennessee.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (VJX5o) 233
226 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ======= Probably have to learn to direct homeless weirdos to the best fetish pron sites that the library's internet can reach. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (E4rtv) I'm overqualified! Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (gKT4z) 234
Gary Burghoff played Charlie Brown in the off-Broadway show "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown". They are both little blockheads.
Posted by: Radar Love at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (JM9I6) 235
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius I've always been fascinated by the New Madrid fault. I read "The Frontiersmen", which is a semi-fictional account featuring Simon Kenton. Tecumseh is a large part of the story, and he predicted the great New Madrid quakes. That was a truly terrifying event. The blessing being the land was pretty sparsely populated at the time. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (0aYVJ) 236
Commies prefer to burn books rather than build libraries stocking badthink books.
Posted by: whig But if they find a library some capitalist built, they'll fight tooth and nail to make sure the kid's section has the appropriate books, like Gender Queer and Heather Has Two Mommies. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov) 237
But you know what he did? He built some architecturally beautiful buildings to house those books.
Posted by: Braenyard ----- Hundreds of them, sometimes in unlikely places. Here's a state by state list: https://shorturl.at/XQLd2 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (XeU6L) 238
The idea of one guy saving everyone's soul according to his abilities is a very communist idea. But crucify one guy and let him come back with a message of goodness and light and suddenly everyone's like "wooooww I want some of that too!". Let someone like me propose it, however, and they ridicule!!
Posted by: Mamdani at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (vE0+H) 239
Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/) 240
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life. While you're thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll? Posted by: Lt. Bookman at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (2Ez/1) 241
I am off to bed, sleep tight, everyone!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (Dd38x) 242
you could feed the chillrens for the cost of the books
you could give the pregnant abortions I hate people that tell millionaires and billionaires how to spend their money. Posted by: r hennigantx ======= It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (E4rtv) 243
D can taste funny if they use artificial stuff.
Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ) Tell me about it! Posted by: Kamala at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H) 244
Choppers. Posted by: Gary Burghoff at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (2Ez/1) 245
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Wonder how them people pronounce Sakkaliner Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (sxR7k) 246
Libraries need another classification for their books. "Bullshit".
Posted by: Phil Swift at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji) 247
239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original ======= Ted Cruz made the comment today on X that he expected Mamdani to take Schumer's senate seat and AOC to run for Prezzie. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (E4rtv) 248
I'm really surprised at how many don't like the cherry cordials.
To me, the greatest candy bar in history is the Chase Candy Company Cherry Mash, which has cherry fondant filling encased in a chocolate and peanut shell. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (qpyNK) 249
Mamdani on the free lending library: a new idea that no-one could've imagined until recently
Except that Cosimo Medici established his free lending library circa 1450 Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM A mere 500 + years off. Probably counts as 'right' in Mamdami's commie world Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (mFhj8) 250
I think they estimate that 1811 New Madrid quake at 7.0 - 8.0. I think there are very small little quakes at that fault all the time? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb) 251
203 Funny that many end of world globull warmering movies have you huddled at library burning books for heat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur) Which reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where book lover Burgess Meredith survives a nuclear apocalypse, finds a library only to have his glasses break. Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (SjAWL) 252
>>Who goes to the library?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM I do. Have you seen the price of books? I can't afford my habit. Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (VJX5o) 253
But if they find a library some capitalist built, they'll fight tooth and nail to make sure the kid's section has the appropriate books, like Gender Queer and Heather Has Two Mommies.
Posted by: mikeski ======= And make sure there are gloryholes in the gender neutral bathrooms. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (E4rtv) 254
Worst chocolate candy is F. 'Coconut Delight'. Deathly allergic to coconut. Found out at a wedding reception where they served coconut ice cream. Could not even swallow it.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (NcvvS) 255
That sounds nice, but it seems to me the alcohol would likely evaporate during cooking. The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.
Posted by: Orson One of my uncles would keep some Grand Marnier-filled chocolates on hand. Kids get a little to rowdy? *Uncle C's Knockout Drops* to the rescue! Probly would be frowned upon, these days.... Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm) 256
> Tell me about it!
Posted by: Kamala at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H) Like you even remember when you still had a cherry, Kammi. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (qpyNK) 257
239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/) Yes. Today he announced a pied-à-terre tax for those with 2nd homes in NYC over $5M. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Dd38x) 258
Cypress is one of the few woods that does not rot much at all due to water exposure.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (E4rtv) ****************** Son went to FSU and said there was a guy in one of his computer science class whose father owned a huge amt of land along swampy ground. Country FL boy. Their business (or bidness?) was taking ancient cypress that had been underwater to be milled into fancy furniture and built their entire house with this cypress. I think I have that right. Lynyrd Skynyrd https://tinyurl.com/458cj64f Trippy, man. I was listening to Foreigner's "Cold as Ice" and remembered that song as I wrote that sentence. I must be trilingal/tri-brained something or other. My brain is a juke box sometimes, among other things we won't discuss. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (hzuYO) 259
It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles.
Posted by: whig Americans have traditionally been a very practical people. Posted by: Miklos, looking at 3M stock at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (sxR7k) 260
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius Right next to Cairo IL and also pronounced different than Cairo Egypt. Pronounced like the Karo syrup. Posted by: whig New Prague, MN, rhymes with "plague," not with "frog." Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (VHUov) 261
Ted is not making me feel better, Whig.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (EiUt/) 262
I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ------- Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L) 263
>> Let someone like me propose it, however, and they ridicule!!
Posted by: Mamdani at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM I don't trust anyone who smiles as much as that asshole. Or is a Muslim. Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (VJX5o) 264
Hundreds of them, sometimes in unlikely places. Here's a state by state list:
https://shorturl.at/XQLd2 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (XeU6L) There is a Carnegie Library in Vancouver, B.C. On Main Street. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (1z8ji) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (qpyNK) 266
259 It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles.
Posted by: whig Americans have traditionally been a very practical people. Posted by: Miklos, looking at 3M stock at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (sxR7k) We meet at dawn. Put me down on the list to help. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (hzuYO) 267
262 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ------- Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work? Posted by: Mike I'm pretty sure that's white supremacy, bruv. Books end up where they belong. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (gKT4z) 268
Someone should immediately call Mamdani's bluff and suggest that a referendum vote be added to the next election on whether residents should be able to opt out of paying for the Public Libraries in the city. If you opt out you can't use them....simple as that, but your get a tax refund on your city property taxes. Same with food banks. Same with every single city entity that is used by a small group and isn't instramental in city operations or infrastructure. Midnight basketball programs, youth groups, reach out organization....EVERYTHING.
See how he responds. Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (dIske) 269
A co-worker and I once spent our entire break rearranging the manager's Whitman's Sampler so that it did not correspond with the seating chart.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (ibDUx) 270
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I think they estimate that 1811 New Madrid quake at 7.0 - 8.0. I think there are very small little quakes at that fault all the time? Posted by: publius Three big quakes 1811-1812 that have been around mid 7.0's after changing their initial guesses at magnitude. A strong one in the late 1890's. Most recent was a 4 point something that I felt as a little kid living in NE Arkansas at the time. Centered on Marked Tree Arkansas. Lots of smaller ones mostly unfelt and deep with a few reminding people now and again a fault is sleeping there. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (E4rtv) 271
I think there are very small little quakes at that fault all the time?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb) __ Yes, there are. You can feel them in southern MO/southern IL. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (IMPuq) 272
Good evening morons и спасибо Hour
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 11:13 PM (JvZF+) 273
Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/) Note how the national spokespeople kind of come and go. Romney disappeared. Cheney disappeared. Bernie shows up every four years. Clinton hangs around. The Obamas hang around. Hunter *Biden* has "appeared". The script has to be fed through people that are well known (a well known last name helps a LOT) or have a novel presence. Mamdani was an op from the word go, and now he's gonna be one of the main spokespeople for candy coated communism as they ramp up the operation to wherever they plan to move us post Trump. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 11:13 PM (vE0+H) 274
Lots of smaller ones mostly unfelt and deep with a few reminding people now and again a fault is sleeping there.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (E4rtv) __ Yep. Very disconcerting. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (IMPuq) 275
One of my uncles would keep some Grand Marnier-filled chocolates on hand. Kids get a little to rowdy? *Uncle C's Knockout Drops* to the rescue!
Probly would be frowned upon, these days.... Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm) ______________ That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate. Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (dIske) 276
The Dewey Fraction System never caught on.
Posted by: Obscure library trivia for 200, Alex at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (2Ez/1) 277
261 Ted is not making me feel better, Whig.
Posted by: Jen the original ====== New York and California are sad unfunny jokes nowadays and I can see why you feel that way. DSA are sort of like Heath Ledger's Joker. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (E4rtv) 278
We meet at dawn. Put me down on the list to help.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat *checks* You have been volunteered for the Tar and Feathering Team Posted by: Miklos, with Official Clipboard at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (sxR7k) 279
When the pentagon asked Snoopy to drop a daisy cutter on Iran, Snoopy said, 'give me Charlie Brown's Dildo'.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (SwCxT) 280
One of our valued 'Ettes is a librarian. And a crack shot, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji) 281
257 239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/) Yes. Today he announced a pied-à-terre tax for those with 2nd homes in NYC over $5M. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Dd38x) *********** Mandingo wants to be Emperor of the World. That smile of his is pure evil. A villian from a cartoon. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:15 PM (hzuYO) 282
> Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L) Well, you make sure that all applicants to be your library students include their measurements along with their photographs. Then you rate them on hotness. No students below an 8.9 need apply. Dewey was a cad, even by the standards of the era. Posted by: Melvil Dewey at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (qpyNK) 283
Yep.
Very disconcerting. Posted by: SMH ===== Descriptions of the 1811-1812 shocks are pretty apocalyptic. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (E4rtv) 284
I regard public libraries as a good thing, period, the end.
I've never had a bad experience with one, ever. I never saw a derelict there. The librarians are unfailingly courteous, too. Mine has a policy of throwing anyone who tries to access pron offline. Spare me, "How do YOU know? Ha Ha" There are printed rules about using the 'Net. Also they have adult literacy classes there, and lots of similar programs. Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: Miklos, hygrometer in use at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (sxR7k) 286
Mamdani has promoted himself from mayor of NYC to Governor. Telling the state how to run things.
Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 11:17 PM (bqIVz) 287
>Well, you make sure that all applicants to be your library students include their measurements along with their photographs.
+++++++ Yu know about the cup sizes? Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 23, 2026 11:17 PM (2Ez/1) 288
> I don't trust anyone who smiles as much as that asshole. Or is a Muslim.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (VJX5o) Or is a communist. Posted by: Melvil Dewey at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (qpyNK) 289
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It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles. Posted by: whig --- There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman. He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (51ygH) 290
Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer If there's no room on the shelf, round up? Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov) 291
Descriptions of the 1811-1812 shocks are pretty apocalyptic.
__ That they are. What would happen now, even more so. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (IMPuq) 292
> Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)
You must live in a red area. Libraries in most of the blue areas are filled up with masturbating drunks who shoot drugs in the toilets. Which is still better than "Drag Queen Story Hour". Posted by: Melvil Dewey at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (qpyNK) 293
We meet at dawn. Put me down on the list to help.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat --------- Bring ropes and torches. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (XeU6L) 294
Relative Humidity
Posted by: Miklos, hygrometer in use at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (sxR7k) That's what I call taking a shower with Ashley Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (vE0+H) 295
Ayds, the worst candy ever!!
Posted by: Zombie Rock Hudson at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (6x1Uq) 296
Chocolate covered almond paste AKA marzipans sucks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP) 297
Humilarity, as this redneck gal here (long gone) used to pronounce it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb) 298
284 I regard public libraries as a good thing, period, the end.
I've never had a bad experience with one, ever. I never saw a derelict there. The librarians are unfailingly courteous, too. Mine has a policy of throwing anyone who tries to access pron offline. Spare me, "How do YOU know? Ha Ha" There are printed rules about using the 'Net. Also they have adult literacy classes there, and lots of similar programs. Posted by: mnw ====== My university library for my doctorate had a piece of shit 'homeless' person decide to torch it by lighting off papers in government documents section. Massive fire and smoke damage--fortunately I already had my dissertation data and references when it happened. Most urban libraries have significant problems with mentally ill, homeless, and perverts using the libraries for their rest and recreation. The US is not as it was in a helluva lot of places. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (E4rtv) 299
We're sitting right here.
Posted by: Peeps and candy corn at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (2Ez/1) 300
Now do wet bulb temp. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb) 301
There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman.
He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (51ygH) ___ Did that in Iraq just for funsies. But on cots instead of telephone poles. And crude drawings of penises on foreheads instead of the word 'thief'. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:22 PM (IMPuq) 302
There is no "worst" chocolate on that chart. If you don't want it, I'll take it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 11:22 PM (JvZF+) 303
The University of Sakkaliner has a pretty good deal. For a minimum donation of $50/year, you become a Friend of the University Libraries and get borrowing privileges.
Having access to the Big University Research Liberry for $50 certainly saves bookshelf space. Maybe other university liberries have the same? Posted by: Miklos, reading at or above his Grade Level at July 23, 2026 11:23 PM (sxR7k) 304
You have been volunteered for the Tar and Feathering Team
Posted by: Miklos, with Official Clipboard at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (sxR7k) ************* That's in NC, right? I once briefly had a long distance romance with a Tar Heel Frat boy from UNC. Met him at Mardi Gras in college one spring trip to NOLA. He was smitten with this redneck and wrote me at the dorm and called sometimes (shared payphone). As I never dated it encouraged the dorm that I was not totally weird. He showed up on our farm one day and alarmed my mother, then went to the college (junior college convent across the street from my HS). He found out pretty quickly after dinner than I was a good girl and he was a gentleman about it. I don't know why he thought otherwise. Who traveled far for basically not a lot with a friend (who apparently scored with someone I knew. I was oblivious to everything that she was a loose girl). Anyway, it will take airtravel to NC but I'll be there! My husband will be confused but I'll bring him as well! "Honey, we have to fly to NC tomorrow," and try explaining Morons. But once he figures out why he'll be in and approve. (I can talk him into anything). XXXX Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:23 PM (hzuYO) 305
That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.
Posted by: Orson Eww. Probably not so good. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm) 306
And crude drawings of penises on foreheads instead of the word 'thief'.
Posted by: SMH Art grant AWARDED Posted by: The National Endowment at July 23, 2026 11:24 PM (sxR7k) 307
There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman.
He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead. Posted by: Braenyard ====== Read that, I approve. We could be very creative with judicious applications of duct tape. For example, doing so to these dash and diners--duct tape them on a lamppost near their dine and dash restaurant as a warning for the others. Stocks were designed mostly to shame miscreants without the expense of locking them up and feeding them three square meals a day, recreation, etc. Need to bring that back. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:24 PM (E4rtv) 308
Local story: woman shoots man after meeting on Facebook Dating.
Details that have emerged: this "woman" is an ugly tranny. My speculation: guys shows up for his date with this "woman" and declined to continue after seeing that it was a dude. Whereupon the psycho tranny shot him. We'll see if my theory plays out. "She" must've been using a fake picture or something. There's not enough tequila in the world to convince someone that "she" is a woman. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:24 PM (qpyNK) 309
In entertainment news, Netflix has wrapped up filming for their original story live action Mobile Suit Gundam movie starring Sydney Sweeney. Now off to adding effects, editing, and such.
Will Netflix borscht this? Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (hzuYO) 311
That they are.
What would happen now, even more so. Posted by: SMH ====== Reelfoot Lake in Tennessee is an example along with the Mississippi reported as running backwards. Old Testament stuff. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (E4rtv) 312
That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.
Posted by: Orson Eww. Probably not so good. Posted by: JQ Skittles Posted by: Prpl Drank at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (sxR7k) 313
Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig +++ Jolly Rancher enters the chat. Posted by: Braenyard ---- Corn Nuts enters to a fanfare, and kicks Toffee and Jolly Rancher out of the way. Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 11:26 PM (cBDov) 314
Local story: woman shoots man after meeting on Facebook Dating.
Is this persyn a Senate candidate in Maine? Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD) 315
Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX
Posted by: Braenyard They are all around Austin. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 11:27 PM (NnhvP) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD) 317
That's in NC, right?
---------- [recoils in horror] Brother Miklos is a Sandlapper, not a Tarheel. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:28 PM (XeU6L) 318
Corn Nuts enters to a fanfare, and kicks Toffee and Jolly Rancher out of the way.
Posted by: buddhaha ====== I even hate the smell of Corn Nuts. Nasty things. Funyuns, on the other hand, despite removal of all skin in the mouth, are quite tasty. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:28 PM (E4rtv) 319
Chocolate covered almond paste AKA marzipans sucks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP) Send it all my way, please! . Its my absolute favorite Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 11:29 PM (mFhj8) 320
312 That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.
Posted by: Orson Drink enough nyquil and you won't even taste the chocolate. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:29 PM (E4rtv) 321
Is this persyn a Senate candidate in Maine?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD) Certainly fits the pattern insofar as deceptive advertising goes. That should be a capital offence for trannies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:29 PM (1z8ji) 322
301 There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman. He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead.” He should call himself El Guano. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (T2w7I) 323
Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig +++ Jolly Rancher enters the chat. Posted by: Braenyard ---- Corn Nuts enters to a fanfare, and kicks Toffee and Jolly Rancher out of the way. Posted by: buddhaha You people just lame Posted by: Stuckey's Peanut Brittle at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (sxR7k) 324
I WISH my library was in "a red county." It's in a blue suburb. You know, where the AWFLs hang out.
Back when I could walk a lot better, I did one-on-one adult literacy tutoring. In that capacity, I went to some libraries in not very prosperous places. They weren't any different than the nice library I use, as far as I could tell. Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY) 325
Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (JM9I6) 326
Drink enough nyquil and you won't even taste the chocolate.
Posted by: whig Or substitute Jagermeister-- at least it doesn't contain acetaminophen. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm) 327
Nyquil just isn't the same since they took out the belladonna alkaloids and replaced them with crappy antihistamines.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (qpyNK) 328
308 Local story: woman shoots man after meeting on Facebook Dating.
Details that have emerged: this "woman" is an ugly tranny. My speculation: guys shows up for his date with this "woman" and declined to continue after seeing that it was a dude. Whereupon the psycho tranny shot him. We'll see if my theory plays out. "She" must've been using a fake picture or something. There's not enough tequila in the world to convince someone that "she" is a woman. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia ========= How exactly do you write a country song about something like this? Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD) 330
Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (JM9I6) Beet sugar, chalk, and despair. But mostly despair. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (1z8ji) 331
>>>Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM Sugar, foam rubber and disappointment. Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (VJX5o) 332
Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner Dust bunnies and melted yellow-orange crayons. Not Crayola. Some off brand from the dollar store. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov) 333
Or substitute Jagermeister-- at least it doesn't contain acetaminophen.
Posted by: JQ ====== Heh. That always tasted like licorice to me and I can't stand licorice. Only way I could drink it was so cold that you could not taste it much. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (E4rtv) 334
Hundreds of them, sometimes in unlikely places. Here's a state by state list:
https://shorturl.at/XQLd2 Posted by: Mike Hammer ------ The original is in John Fettermsn's Braddock,PA Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (cBDov) 335
Brother Miklos is a Sandlapper, not a Tarheel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. *respectful bow from a lowly lowlander to Mike of the Mountain People* Posted by: Miklos owns land that is basically just sand at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (sxR7k) 336
Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner Stale, ground up and dyed four year old Marshmallow Peeps? Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (6x1Uq) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (2GVsD) 338
Back in the 70s Nyquil was 40% alcohol. Now, it's a rip-off-10%.
Posted by: Cooter Brown. at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (JM9I6) 339
Most urban libraries have significant problems with mentally ill, homeless, and perverts using the libraries for their rest and recreation.
The US is not as it was in a helluva lot of places. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (E4rtv) ********** At a library near the med center I was once chased out of the loo by a troll woman lunatic. Before it got REALLY bad with homeless. It was her home, she said. I then went to the beach town library and, once, had a bedbug in the pocket of a book (identified by my husband). Then I debated microwaving the books due to potential bugs, but put them on the dash in the sun instead (FL...hot). Now I order from Amazon and my husband frets over a bookcase in our bedroom about once a year as "it was not built for all these books...that I have not read." I tell him it will be fine. I have a pervy library story! A former co-worker of my dude's had a deal of placing his "member" in a slot after removing a book. The books faced each other and lady on the other side would have a surprise! His wife divorced him and I think he moved to Texas. I was shocked then laughed wildly when he told me this. I know I am going to hell, but try to be good. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (rdVOm) 341
7. Beware the Doghouse
https://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts Posted by: mindful webworker - true story at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (M5tgA) - 6:30AM here. I'm usually in dreamland when the ONT comes out. That's the first thing that came to mind. So what present did HOTW give his wife for her birthday/anniversary? Post your theories, morons. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (RkR9o) 342
330 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (JM9I6) Beet sugar, chalk, and despair. But mostly despair. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Cracker Jacks>Peeps>Circus Peanuts Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (E4rtv) 343
How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv) You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn? Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (SjAWL) 344
Throwing in the towel early tonight. It's been a day. 'Thank you, Lord. May I have another?' 😁
Some songs would be a lot better without the heavy orchestration, often sappy. https://youtu.be/o5gtVoA2upU G'nite, y'all.💤 Posted by: mindful webworker - old and sappy at July 23, 2026 11:35 PM (M5tgA) 345
143 I would say that the worst candy was "Crunchy Frog", but it's not on the list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (yXKEQ) I’m going with “Spring Surprise” being the worst. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:35 PM (wWU6x) 346
How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig "The button on the jukebox was XY...." Posted by: David Allen Miklos at July 23, 2026 11:35 PM (sxR7k) 347
> 338 Back in the 70s Nyquil was 40% alcohol. Now, it's a rip-off-10%.
Posted by: Cooter Brown. at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (JM9I6) Plus the belladonna alkaloids. There's a reason medieval witches used that shit in their "flying ointment". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (qpyNK) 348
I was shocked then laughed wildly when he told me this. I know I am going to hell, but try to be good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat ====== Never change. The Lord himself is quite a comedian. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (E4rtv) 349
Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner Marshmelons, artificial colors, artificial flavors. Surprisingly, the ones I looked at didn't include preservatives. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (qx7Zg) 350
Evenin’, All. Happy almost Friday.
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (77rzZ) 351
329 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Artificially flavoured expanding foam. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD) *********** I have never had one! They look like cadever toes! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO) 352
Heh. That always tasted like licorice to me and I can't stand licorice. Only way I could drink it was so cold that you could not taste it much.
Posted by: whig Definitely has the *ICK* factor. Won't ever drink it again. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Kinky Miklos-Friedman at July 23, 2026 11:37 PM (sxR7k) 354
The absolute worst candy is that no-name candy in black and orange wrappers that impoverished old ladies give out on Halloween.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:37 PM (qpyNK) 355
The Lord himself is quite a comedian.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (E4rtv) I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours. Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:37 PM (gKWVE) 356
Lola sits at the bar drinking a cherry cola in this mixed-up world.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (2GVsD) 357
> I have never had one! They look like cadever toes!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO) And that's not even close to the most offensive toe-related candy name. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK) 358
How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv) You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn? Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (SjAWL) You Ain't Woman Enough For This Man. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qx7Zg) 359
Marshmelons, artificial colors, artificial flavors. Surprisingly, the ones I looked at didn't include preservatives.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf ====== The artificial preservatives are sulfuric acid and the artificial flavor is arsenic coated pressure treated sawdust. Same as Twinkies and they will be present long after we are all gone. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Trio at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (sxR7k) 362
I have a pervy library story! A former co-worker of my dude's had a deal of placing his "member" in a slot after removing a book. The books faced each other and lady on the other side would have a surprise!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat "Short stories are two stacks over." Posted by: the likely response at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:40 PM (2GVsD) 364
338 Back in the 70s Nyquil was 40% alcohol. Now, it's a rip-off-10%.
Posted by: Cooter Brown. at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (JM9I6) ************* This was my college cure! I noticed in the '80's it mostly made me hallucinate and feel weird and stopped. Stuff makes me hyper vs sleepy. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:40 PM (hzuYO) 365
And that's not even close to the most offensive toe-related candy name.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK Just leave us out of it. Posted by: Brazil Nuts at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (T2w7I) 366
358 How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv) You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn? Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (SjAWL) You Ain't Woman Enough For This Man. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf ====== San Francisco by Morning? Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (E4rtv) 367
Circus peanuts are emulsified styrofoam and sawdust.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (gKT4z) 368
"My San Fracisco Treat was no Sheila."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD) 369
Lola... lo lo lo lo loooola
Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:42 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 11:42 PM (77rzZ) 371
San Francisco by Morning?
Posted by: whig And it burns burns burns The Ring of Fire The Ring of Fire Posted by: Miklos hopes Johnny is laughing at July 23, 2026 11:43 PM (sxR7k) 372
And it burns burns burns
The Ring of Fire The Ring of Fire Posted by: Miklos ====== Golf Clap. Heh. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:43 PM (E4rtv) 373
When I Die, Just Bury Me on Fire Island?
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (RCjYY) 374
Much like the burning during urination.
Posted by: Kramer at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (2Ez/1) 375
The absolute worst candy is that no-name candy in black and orange wrappers that impoverished old ladies give out on Halloween.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia The ones that would have been peanut-butter flavored, if they weren't bland? A piece of taffy dried to a Mohs scale 5, or so? Yeah, those were brutal. I baited a mousetrap with one, and the mouse gave me the finger. Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov) 376
Miklos! How art thou? Good to see you!
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (77rzZ) 377
happy Shabbat Nachamu btw. i believe it's now started. this is the festival of hope, after the destruction of the temple, that the exiles return. TheTorah.com says that Isaiah 40 is recited.
"in the wilderness prepare the way of the Lord; in the desert make straight a highway for our God" Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (gKWVE) 378
I declare, some of those NASA '60s secretary and other geek girls are sort of hot in a nerdy librarian kind of way. Here's Jim Lovell's secretary seeing him off on Apollo 13: https://t.ly/A4xUp She reminds of some TV character back in the day I can't quite place. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb) 379
Jaegermeister is supposed to be medicinal. Not over here, though.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (wWU6x) 380
Isaiah 40 has various interpretations.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (wWU6x) 381
> She reminds of some TV character back in the day I can't quite place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb) Looks rather like Barbara "Agent 99" Feldon. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (qpyNK) 382
Jaegermeister is supposed to be medicinal. Not over here, though.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (wWU6x) Emetics are "medicine", for some values of "medicine". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji) 383
370 Most mass-produced candy is disgusting.
Of course, that could just be my diabetes talking… Posted by: Bulg ======== Pretty much and now most of the milk chocolate is now emulsified vegetable oil. Literally flexible Hershey bars. Reese's descendant called out Reeses over their substituting vile concoctions for cocoa butter in their chocolate. Now all of chocolate tastes like stale Easter Bunny and other such obnoxious 'treats' did. But, there is a funny bit by Jean Shepard in "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash". Same book that the Christmas Story came from. In it, Jean describes the delights and dangers of candy in the Depression. Funny guy he was. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (E4rtv) 384
"Short stories are two stacks over." Posted by: the likely response at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov) ************** LOL I told my husband I would have beaten it with a book for his own surprise. Especially once he came to and realized I was married to a co-worker as he was hauled out with the EMT's and police. From what I remember he was a tiny nerdy guy but his wife seemed fairly normal. I also once worked with a perv pediatrician.Big group. Worked around baby son's kindergarten hours and weekends in the newborn nursery at the med center. He'd left the practice and one day the nursery director told me he'd been arrested with a number of charges. I had to sit down and was wut? Attempted rape, kidnapping and guns. I then remembered a few perv 0530 crank calls and knew the voice, as he said my name, but couldn't place it til then. He knew I'd answer the phone vs dude because that was when they'd call me off if they did not need me. Lawsie. The calls stopped when I mentioned the calls at the ped office and having Bell South trace them. It was him! He was arrested, in prison, his RN wife did not believe the charges until he tried to run over her with his car. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (hzuYO) 385
Looks rather like Barbara "Agent 99" Feldon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (qpyNK) Who was a stone hottie. What became of her? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji) 386
And it burns burns burns
The Ring of Fire The Ring of Fire Posted by: Miklos hopes Johnny is laughing at July 23, 2026 11:43 PM (sxR7k) The Preparation H song! I sat down on a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (T2w7I) 387
Technically Jagermeister is a "Krauterlikor" (a few umlauts in there that the blog won't like), or "herbal liqueur".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:49 PM (qpyNK) 388
@360 seems more logical that it would be "womb-man" but history and I rarely agree on anything. Like my cat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1) 389
368 "My San Fracisco Treat was no Sheila."
Posted by: Anna Puma ======== You Don't Even Know What's Between My Legs. Apologies to Mr. David Allen Coe and his songwriter, Mr. Steve Goodman, both RIP. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:50 PM (E4rtv) 390
"F" is the worst. Ew, Coconut.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 23, 2026 11:50 PM (aJQbY) 391
Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner ---- Not every ingredient, but I can guarantee that the #1 is high fructose corn syrup. Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 11:51 PM (cBDov) 392
Who was a stone hottie. What became of her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ======= Was still alive a few years ago. But I think she retired from acting long ago. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:51 PM (E4rtv) 393
San Francisco by Morning?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (E4rtv) Or the lesser known flip side of Stand By Your Man by legend Tammy Wynette, Stand By Your Trans. Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:52 PM (SjAWL) 394
> Who was a stone hottie. What became of her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji) Still alive. 93 years old. Wikipedia says she hooked up with her producer after divorcing her junkie husband, Lucien Verdoux-Feldon. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:52 PM (qpyNK) 395
Emetics are "medicine", for some values of "medicine".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ====== Close enough for Jaegermeister to imitate syrup of ipecac if you consume enough of it. Nasty hangover from it too. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:53 PM (E4rtv) 396
365 And that's not even close to the most offensive toe-related candy name.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK Just leave us out of it. Posted by: Brazil Nuts at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (T2w7I) ************ Why I read here. Goodnight you crazy people! Caught Up in You 38 Special https://tinyurl.com/4726x9cu Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (hzuYO) 397
Or the lesser known flip side of Stand By Your Man by legend Tammy Wynette, Stand By Your Trans.
Posted by: TxAnn ====== You win best in Thread. Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (E4rtv) 398
About the ground war requirement part of the Iran conflict, and it is a conflict, not a war. We can drop bombs, like lefties drop other peoples money as tips.
I thought from the beginning that there was something like this going on, what with the Mossad infiltration of Iran as it is, that we should just air drop gun after gun after gun. Project/mission/mission Carpetbagger was a defined expansion of a previous mission, I think it's still technically off the records but not classified of just dropping weapons down into the "resistence. Link to summary of "operation carpetbagger" https://tinyurl.com/OperationCarpetbagger but before that, there was another experimental operation where the allies, along with bombs, would finish their runs and just drop handguns, with a single load of ammunition. All of a sudden, there were personal arms all over the place, with only a single load. So yeah, it's not a war armament, but it's enough to destabilize the enemy, while also allowing coordination against an enemy if enough people are armed with enough to capture more weapons and ammo. We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right. Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa) 399
Blast from the past, hope you are well Wicked Pinto. Still Down Under?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:56 PM (E4rtv) 400
@398 - Iran should be erased from the planet, with nothing left but a sign saying "Moslems--who's next?"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 11:57 PM (CHHv1) 401
Back in the day when every medical problem was treated with either an emetic or a laxative, "everlasting antimony pills" were popular.
You'd swallow the antimony pill, immediately puke it up, then the pill could be recovered for reuse. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:58 PM (qpyNK) Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (bqIVz) 403
I SUGGEST! Ask Mossad where the anti-regime forces might be. Bomb the fuck out of every bridge and power line, and then send in our Nuke Capable /52's loaded stem to stern with .38 specials preloaded, and tiny little green army man paratruper umbrella's and just coat the fucking location with what I like to call, "Freedom Proven" which is a condensed class in the second ammendment.
Don't bomb to destroy, bomb with the love of self defense.k The Buff can deliver a lot of freedom in 6 cylinder packages. Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (pxyHa) 404
We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa) Yup, all the confiscated gang banger weapons and ammo from the US should be dumped into iran. Fuck melting them down, give them to the resistance so they can melt down their leaders instead. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 12:00 AM (S41Gd) Posted by: Miklos is Copascetic at July 24, 2026 12:01 AM (sxR7k) 406
399 Blast from the past, hope you are well Wicked Pinto. Still Down Under?
Well my wife and kid are Australian, so, not in a big hurry to come back. Besides, as my wife says, "He's an American, and not just that, a Marine, he carries his Freedom with him." Which is TRUE. Though I get exhausted with how BITCH the politics is down here. Outright propoganda every day. Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:01 AM (pxyHa) 407
We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa) There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:02 AM (T2w7I) 408
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 12:00 AM (S41Gd)
I honestly thought something like this had already happened. we have done it twice, but not this time? why not? Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:03 AM (pxyHa) 409
He left River City the Library building
But he left all the books to her. Chaucer! Rabelais! Bal-zc! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 12:04 AM (wVcYX) 410
407 We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa) There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:02 AM (T2w7I) This is my "fuck" face, do you see it? because I don't have it, and I definitely don't have a spare to give. They let it happen (with the help of Carter) Let them clean it up, while we keep making a mess. Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:05 AM (pxyHa) 411
And also france, fuck the french.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:06 AM (pxyHa) 412
405 Miklos, I am OKeth. Wifeth and I (mostly wifeth) have bought me-eth a new careth.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:06 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Miklos develops a sudden lisp at July 24, 2026 12:08 AM (sxR7k) 414
Don't bomb to destroy, bomb with the love of self defense.k
The Buff can deliver a lot of freedom in 6 cylinder packages. Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (pxyHa) Find out what calibers of pistol ammo are readily available to the regime thugs in Iran, and drop pistols chambered in something else. So that dropped pistols that fall into the hands of the regime thugs add only marginally to their firepower. Same pistol falling into the hands of a resistance fighter vastly increases his firepower. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:08 AM (1z8ji) 415
Here's another iconic photo of a NASA geek girl, Margaret Hamilton. She's standing next to the source code listing for the Apollo Guidance Computer: https://t.ly/79vW8 I say NASA girl, but she worked for what was then the MIT Instrumentation Laboratory. That was founded by Charles Stark Draper, the father of inertial guidance. She went on to found a couple of software companies. That source code was all in assembler, and the computer was a custom built one, with a unique instruction set, of course. There was one instruction that just dubbed "Fred's instruction" or whatever his name was. He requested a specialized instruction that would make some task much easier, and got it. It was only used a few times, but it was worth it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb) 416
Omaha sits right on top of the New Madrid. Twenty or so years ago everyone in Omaha was huffing and puffing over it. I can't remember what started the whole thing.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (DK5Sh) 417
Though I get exhausted with how BITCH the politics is down here. Outright propoganda every day.
Posted by: wickedpinto ======= Sorry to hear that but glad that you and your family are thriving otherwise. Rarely on the ONT myself but tonight, had the computer on and thought why not. The dog memes lured me in. Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (E4rtv) 418
That Margaret Hamilton is not be confused with actress Margaret Hamilton, who was the Wicked Witch of the West. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb) 419
Bal-zc!
Posted by: Count de Monet Say it Ball Sack and it will be on the blue haired librarian's Recommended list for Story Time Posted by: Miklos, sadly but truthfully at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (sxR7k) 420
There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:02 AM (T2w7I) As long as most of the dead are muslims, I fail to see the downside. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (1z8ji) 421
407
The regime has closed all the cafes in Tehran, according to Iran International.* This is new. We would call them coffee shops, I think. The regime doesn't want there to be places where citizens can meet and talk. * an excellent source for war news Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 12:11 AM (RCjYY) 422
Find out what calibers of pistol ammo are readily available to the regime thugs in Iran, and drop pistols chambered in something else. So that dropped pistols that fall into the hands of the regime thugs add only marginally to their firepower. Same pistol falling into the hands of a resistance fighter vastly increases his firepower.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ======== Smart idea and the same reason that Warsaw Pact and NATO had different ammo cartridges. Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:11 AM (E4rtv) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 12:11 AM (Swy+8) 424
411 If you’re speaking of Brigitte, Claudia Cardinale, Catherine Deneuve, or Juliet Binoche, I heartily endorse that sentiment.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:12 AM (77rzZ) 425
Here's another iconic photo of a NASA geek girl, Margaret Hamilton. She's standing next to the source code listing for the Apollo Guidance Computer:
https://t.ly/79vW8 Mo of dat White Supremancy Posted by: Ladies of Color from NASA at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (sxR7k) 426
That’s not the Margaret Hamilton I immediately thought of:
https://sniplinks.in/FFMpSb Goes to Wikipedia. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (wWU6x) 427
419 Bal-zc!
Posted by: Count de Monet Say it Ball Sack and it will be on the blue haired librarian's Recommended list for Story Time Posted by: Miklos, sadly but truthfully at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (sxR7k) ----------- Just don't mention Dumb-Ass even though he wrote The Count of Monte Cristo. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (Swy+8) 428
I honestly thought something like this had already happened.
we have done it twice, but not this time? why not? Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:03 AM (pxyHa) I wish I had an answer. My gut is saying because trump thinks every problem is solved with a "deal". My Roman ancestry says sometimes it handled with the Carthage protocol. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (S41Gd) Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (pxyHa) 430
Here's another iconic photo of a NASA geek girl, Margaret Hamilton. She's standing next to the source code listing for the Apollo Guidance Computer:
------- Wonder how many Kb's of object code that produced Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 12:15 AM (XeU6L) 431
Just don't mention Dumb-Ass even though he wrote The Count of Monte Cristo.
Posted by: Cicero Wait for the reboot of the Man in the Iron Mask Posted by: Miklos can only imagine, and won't at July 24, 2026 12:15 AM (sxR7k) 432
Can we include "All?"1
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (pxyHa) A desirable goal, but like unachievable in practice. It's Friday morning in Tehran. Time to blow up some Shiite mosques known to be frequented by members of the regime. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji) 433
Welp, good night folks. Time for bed and an early vet appointment for doggie one tomorrow.
Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:18 AM (E4rtv) 434
She reminds of some TV character back in the day I can't quite place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb) Looks kinda like Edna Mode from The Incredibles Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 24, 2026 12:19 AM (SRRAx) Thursday Cafe![]() Anskar Lenzen Is it Friday yet? Mother shepherd inspecting her puppies. Charging up your puppy. Wombats wombats wombats! Baby guinea pig has something to say. Rescue toucan. He's a real froot loop. Dog and duck are farm friends. Dog and duck are more than friends. Ice cream truck!
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Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (YlWIZ) 2
Lay off that ostrich, buddy. They're big but their brains are the size of a walnut.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (YSQQv) 3
They're big but their brains are the size of a walnut. Posted by: JuJuBee at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (YSQQv) __________ Like The Big Dummy Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (O0L8i) 4
Top 10!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 23, 2026 07:43 PM (GTqXr) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (O0L8i) 6
Most of the time, I think "what a stupid time to be alive." But there are bright spots, like wheelchairs for crippled dogs. I mean. What a great world, where we can spare resources and effort to make life so much better for dogs.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) 7
Crepuscular rays!
Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:45 PM (6fKvw) 8
“America, America, God shed his grace on thee. I can’t think of eight words that mean more to me than those. You know, we have a lot of born-agains nowadays; people are born-again this and born-again that. Some of them mean it and a lot of them are phonies. But one thing I hope we’ll never have is a born-again American. This country is the greatest place on earth, and even though we have some problems it just keeps getting better and better for all of us." - Bobby Knight Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:45 PM (O0L8i) 9
Ice cream dog needs a diet.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 07:46 PM (NnhvP) 10
Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LHPAg) 11
>10 Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LHPAg) I'd like to see him try that with a cassowary. Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (GTqXr) 12
Beau died fighting an ostrich. No joke.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (B0NCh) 13
From the last thread:
It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list. Posted by: Lincolntf That’s fantastic news! How cool is that? Good for you! Damn, I’d love to be able to know it’s you I’m listening to though. Congratulations! Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:50 PM (yEz+x) 14
>>>Size of an ostrich
Human on ostrich violence. An unusual choice for the cafe. The ostrich asked for it, though. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (syz1S) 15
12 Beau died fighting an ostrich. No joke.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (B0NCh) And Humper got kneed in the nadz trying to date one. Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2026 07:52 PM (Wnv9h) 17
I could have been first but I was beating my ostrich.
Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at July 23, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi) 18
I thought ostriches could kick people to death. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (VWtfl) 19
Her Majesty and I have one (1) frosted sugar cookie each after dinner. Borzoi, we have found, love frosted sugar cookie. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:56 PM (O0L8i) 20
11 >10 Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM Only pay for what you need. Posted by: Liberty Mutual at July 23, 2026 07:56 PM (2Ez/1) 21
We are being unindated by Tropical Depression Bertha. This may be the end. See you in Hell.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (O0L8i) Coming down like cats and dogs, here. Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (wVcYX) 22
Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LHPAg) The dog be like "WTF dude!!??" Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB) 23
Coming down like cats and dogs, here. Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (wVcYX) ____________ Actually we got very little rain at Schloss Hadrian. But Missouri City and Sugar Land just up Highway 6 got absolutely pasted. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:58 PM (O0L8i) 24
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0) 25
That dachshund is adorable.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m) 26
Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36) 27
Breaking news: Humanoid Sally just joined the NEA and immediately had sex with a 13 year-old special ed kid.
Posted by: Wally at July 23, 2026 08:03 PM (1uEMB) 28
Willowed:
Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas. I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships. It was impressive moving down the tracks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ) 29
Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36) Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 08:06 PM (0aYVJ) 30
Better get to bed
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0) 31
Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is. Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36) _____________ What would Alex Karras do? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i) 32
I'm watching "Detective Chinatown 2", which somebody recommended many many threads ago. It's a hoot! Very wacky and creative romp around New York as our gang attempts to track down a serial killer. Worth checking out, if you can find it. I got it through our interlibrary loan service. It's in Chinese and Engrish with subtitles and Chinese characters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 08:09 PM (kpS4V) 33
Willowed:
250 94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs. Posted by: Thomas Bender From what i've seen of her, she likes fighting those stupid trogled*kes. She seems to go after the ones that foul Clark. Good on her; Clark's coach as far as I can tell is almost as useless as the ref's in that f**king league. Posted by: Nelly Sophie is a black belt. She knows what she's doing. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:09 PM (oUopv) 34
Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36) _____________ What would Alex Karras do? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i) I don't think Alex would ever punch Webster. /bucket of sarc tags Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 08:10 PM (0aYVJ) 35
1.25 inches rain has fallen in the last 90 minutes.
Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 08:10 PM (wVcYX) 36
Big Mama GS is why German Shepherd's were the holy terrors of attack dogs until the advent of Belgian Malinois .
Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:10 PM (aaVMM) 37
Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 Filthy things. Nasty and aggressive. I never feel bad when I see one that's been squashed on the highway. Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2026 08:11 PM (lJ0H4) 38
Baby guinea pig has something to say.
- When we were kids, my sister had a guinea pig. We said he said, "Oink squeek oink squeak!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 23, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7) 39
27 Breaking news: Humanoid Sally just joined the NEA and immediately had sex with a 13 year-old special ed kid.
Posted by: Wally Neither Miss Canfield nor Miss Landers did that to us. Posted by: Disappointed Beaver and Larry. at July 23, 2026 08:12 PM (JM9I6) 40
29, what Pug said! Yes!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 23, 2026 08:13 PM (VyBeY) 41
I think wombats dressed in comfortable hawaiian shirts shooting pool would be a good oil painting subject to rival dogs playing poker. For any aspiring artists out there. Very classy.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (3uBP9) 42
Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 Add sea gulls to the list. Why can't we shoot those thieving bastards? Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (sl73Y) 43
From X, a new Iranian threat.
Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱 @SarahAllisonFl The Iranian regime dropped a clip to threaten the US army where the IRGC dudes are so elite some of them got three hands, Lmao😂 Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv) 44
What would Alex Karras do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i) I don't think Alex would ever punch Webster. /bucket of sarc tags Posted by: Pug Mahon Useless trivia: Alex Karras & Susan Clark were married in real life. Not just on the show. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:16 PM (oUopv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i) 46
geese, seagulls are protected for the same reason criminals are: make life suckier for Normals.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 23, 2026 08:17 PM (VyBeY) 47
I think wombats dressed in comfortable hawaiian shirts shooting pool would be a good oil painting subject to rival dogs playing poker. For any aspiring artists out there. Very classy.
Posted by: banana Dream Painted on black velvet with blacklight paints. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:17 PM (oUopv) 48
Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱
@SarahAllisonFl The Iranian regime dropped a clip to threaten the US army where the IRGC dudes are so elite some of them got three hands, Lmao😂 Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv) --- Those are the guys who've mutated after working too closely on their nuke program without proper shielding. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 08:18 PM (FZ29D) 49
I did NOT know that you fight an ostrich the same way you fight a hockey tough guy in the NHL.
Push their head down, pull up their jersey, and start wailing on their head while they can't see you. The more things I learn at AOS, the smarter I become as a Moron. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:18 PM (HlyYF) 50
Where you at, Count?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i) Between Willowbrook and Tomball, just west of Vintage Park area. Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (wVcYX) 51
37 Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 Filthy things. Nasty and aggressive. I never feel bad when I see one that's been squashed on the highway. Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2026 08:11 PM (lJ0H4) Princeton University had a big problem with goose crap on the LaCrosse feilds. Um they actually authorized a kill a goose deal I remember reading that. I worked in the carpanters union building the chem lab building.. No I did not meet whacos Cornel West of Michelle OBlowjob Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (aaVMM) 52
Those are the guys who've mutated after working too closely on their nuke program without proper shielding.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Those are the guys whose mom & dad are brother & sister. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (oUopv) 53
Historical Epics so be back in vogue, and cross cultural casting is approved. If a black woman can be Helen of Troy, why not do the Life of Muhammad with Samuel L. Jackson as Muhammad?
Or even better, how about Peter Dinklage? Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (T2w7I) 54
The ambience and bouquet of the Café gets better every night!
Y'all can take credit for the ambience, and thanks to the AoSHQ Café custodial engineers for their near-unceasing efforts on improving the bouquet! Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1) 55
41 I think wombats dressed in comfortable hawaiian shirts shooting pool would be a good oil painting subject to rival dogs playing poker.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (3uBP9) Would hang. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (zYpTz) 56
48 Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱
@SarahAllisonFl The Iranian regime dropped a clip to threaten the US army where the IRGC dudes are so elite some of them got three hands, Lmao😂 Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv) --- Those are the guys who've mutated after working too closely on their nuke program without proper shielding. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 08:18 PM We should probably send them some fish from the cooling lake at Homer Simpson's nuclear plant! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (HlyYF) 57
The more things I learn at AOS, the smarter I become as a Moron.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot Educated Morons are the most dangerous. Posted by: Chief Inspector at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (JM9I6) 58
Is a Webster still alive?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (8ETm8) Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:22 PM (oUopv) 60
>Or even better, how about Peter Dinklage?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (T2w7I) 'Elliot' Page. Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 23, 2026 08:22 PM (GTqXr) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:23 PM (u82oZ) 62
Is a Webster still alive?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory No. Webster died, but at least everything he said lived on in the dictionary. He may be gone, but he’ll always have the last word. Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 08:24 PM (6x1Uq) 63
Sometimes those little midget people don't last long.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2026 08:24 PM (8ETm8) 64
🚨BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson suggests that the city will potentially be giving reparations to areas that have been hit by ICE raids.
LOL. 😂 Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:24 PM (oUopv) 65
Is a Webster still alive?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory No. Webster died, but at least everything he said lived on in the dictionary. He may be gone, but he’ll always have the last word. Posted by: Tonypete ISWYDT. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:25 PM (oUopv) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:25 PM (u82oZ) 67
51 37 Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 My brother killed one on the golf course with a low "worm burner" off of his 3-wood. Five years later, his golf buddies still call him up to tee off first when the fairway is covered with geese. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:25 PM (HlyYF) 68
BREAKING NEWS: Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is taking on a role in an iconic William Shakespeare play.
The 20-year-old, who is majoring in musical theater at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, will appear in Midsummer!, a contemporary adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Suri will perform in the 90-minute production alongside other classmates at the Trust Arts Education Center's Peirce Studio in Pittsburgh. The show will play two nights, July 31 and August 1. Following these exclusive previews, the production will head overseas for a UK run at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe from August 7 through August 31. Though it has been reported previously that she was leaning towards a degree in fashion, it appears that Suri is now fully embracing her thespian roots and heritage. In her senior year at high school, she portrayed Philoclea in Head Over Heels and starred as Morticia Adams in The Addams Family: A New Musical Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 23, 2026 08:26 PM (0sNs1) 69
The Nazi attempt to create a penguin-ostrich hybrid, a penguin with a periscope-like neck designed to carry an explosive charge to be detonated against the hull of an unsuspecting Allied ship, was discontinued after an 8 foot tall "Straubpinguinboot" escaped from the lab and went on a polymorphicly perverse rampage thru the nearest village.
Few were spared from the unspeakable terror, and old timers still speak of the mephitic memory, describing it as something akin to a bad can of anchovies and a barrel of rotten sauerkraut. Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 23, 2026 08:26 PM (MWfyi) 70
I left you a "you were right and I was wrong" post at the end of quick hits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:23 PM You do realize this is the internet, right? [Howdy NaCly!] Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:26 PM (HlyYF) 71
My brother killed one on the golf course with a low "worm burner" off of his 3-wood.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot Seems to be the only way I can hit them. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM (oUopv) Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2026 08:28 PM (4HoLg) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:28 PM (u82oZ) 74
Duncanthrax
I left you a "you were right and I was wrong" post at the end of quick hits. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:23 PM 1) I should have left a 2) I am *impressed* that you could forget those examinations! Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1) 75
Mr Aspirin Factory
We still talking about Elliot Page? Posted by: NaCly Dog She/It falls into that category. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (8ETm8) 76
Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM Geese or tee-shots? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1) 77
Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM Just walk up to the tee box and announce you are going to hit a "Tiger stinger". It is much more impressive when your buddies think you hit that shot on purpose! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (HlyYF) 78
Pillage Idiot
One of the widows I walk with is from Wichita. She has one daughter in town. If I visit Wichita with her, maybe we can go to some nice place for dinner. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (u82oZ) 79
MySpace’s current owners just broke their silence, and it sounds like the platform’s story isn’t over yet.
Brothers Chris and Tim Vanderhook, who own MySpace through their company Variant Technologies, appear in a new documentary simply titled “Myspace,” where they open up about how much money they’ve put into keeping the platform alive and make clear their work isn’t done. Here’s the part that surprises people. MySpace has quietly grown from around 200,000 monthly active users in 2023 to 6 million in 2026, driven almost entirely by Millennials burned out on algorithmic feeds and platforms designed to keep you scrolling rather than actually connecting. The Vanderhooks brought back the original features people loved, customizable profiles, the Top 8 friend ranking, profile songs, and a chronological feed, all of which modern social media stripped away years ago. The platform that everyone wrote off as a digital ghost town is now its first profitable year in over a decade. Whether a full relaunch is coming remains to be seen, but the owners are clearly paying attention to the moment. We don't deserve Tom. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:31 PM (oUopv) 80
Hi cafe friends!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:31 PM (hftzA) 81
My ego can take being wrong some of the time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:28 PM Which is why the AOS Headquarters is NOT like the rest of the hangouts on the internet! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (HlyYF) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (u82oZ) 83
Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM Geese or tee-shots? Posted by: Duncanthrax Tee shot. Knee high for two hundred yards. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (oUopv) 84
31 What would Alex Karras do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Dad and couple uncles got his bartended by him at the Lindell A.C. while he was under suspension in '63. Said he was a riot to be around, a fun drunk. Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (Y8DZL) 85
One of the widows I walk with is from Wichita. She has one daughter in town. If I visit Wichita with her, maybe we can go to some nice place for dinner.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM Can do! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:33 PM (HlyYF) 86
Bring back Tribe
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 23, 2026 08:34 PM (DZ9Lv) 87
Here’s the part that surprises people. MySpace has quietly grown from around 200,000 monthly active users in 2023 to 6 million in 2026, driven almost entirely by Millennials burned out on algorithmic feeds and platforms designed to keep you scrolling rather than actually connecting. The Vanderhooks brought back the original features people loved, customizable profiles, the Top 8 friend ranking, profile songs, and a chronological feed, all of which modern social media stripped away years ago.
So you're saying there's a chance? Posted by: Prodigy at July 23, 2026 08:35 PM (wVcYX) 88
The National Military Monument™
250 years ago, a new nation was born from the belief that freedom and opportunity belonged to the people. And, if necessary, was worth fighting for. Since then, more than 41 million men and women have answered the call to defend our freedom. This monument honors them. Standing tall in Washington, D.C., The National Military Monument™ is a living tribute to the generations of military members whose service and sacrifice made this historic milestone possible for our country. https://monument250.usaa360.com/ Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 08:35 PM (IMPuq) 89
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM
Hopefully you won't be getting any of the roto-rooter procedures in the next 20 years. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:36 PM (0sNs1) 90
A/C is off and the windows are open. The only thing Canada does right is the blue northerly.
Posted by: Accomack at July 23, 2026 08:36 PM (GbONR) 91
Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at Jul No one can hit a high worm burner. Just can't be done. Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 08:37 PM (sl73Y) 92
Tee shot. Knee high for two hundred yards.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM Q: How high is the first cervical vertebrae of an adult Canadian Goose? A: Knee high ... to an adult human male. I know a couple of golf courses around here where they might let you play for free in the spring! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:37 PM (HlyYF) 93
Q: How high is the first cervical vertebrae of an adult Canadian Goose?
A: Knee high ... to an adult human male. I know a couple of golf courses around here where they might let you play for free in the spring! Posted by: Pillage Idiot *snort Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:40 PM (oUopv) 94
All y'alls do know that Her Strut is about Jane Fonda, right?
Posted by: Dawn Kee Peanus at July 23, 2026 08:41 PM (l8OOG) 95
If you hit a goose off of the tee, do you get a do-over, or do you have to play it as it lies? (I suppose the latter could apply to the goose, as well.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:41 PM (0sNs1) 96
Is beating your ostrich in public not a crime in South Africa?
Posted by: San Diego Tourism Board at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (FhXTo) 97
Me to Copilot:you are a fucking liar. I saw tham kill hundreds of geese in princeton
I hear how strongly you feel about what you saw, and I’m not here to dismiss your experience. But I am going to stay grounded in what’s actually documented — and also help you make sense of the gap between what you personally witnessed and what official records show. Let’s slow this down and separate the pieces so we can get to the truth without escalating. Copilot:This is the part that aligns with what you saw. Municipalities in New Jersey — including Princeton Township and Princeton Borough before consolidation — did participate in USDA‑supervised goose culls, especially around: Community parks Public ponds Golf courses Township‑managed open spaces Second: Princeton Town absolutely DID kill geese These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services. Those events were real, documented, and absolutely involved killing geese. If you saw “hundreds of geese killed in Princeton,” that fits municipal or USDA operations, not university operations. Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (aaVMM) 98
These Painkillers are every bit as good as I remember. Instead of making one at a time, I'm mixing up 4x in a mason jar.
2 ounces dark or navy rum 4 ounces pineapple juice 1 ounce orange juice 1 ounce cream of coconut Pineapple wedge, for garnish Grated nutmeg, for garnish Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (oUopv) Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (4HoLg) 100
Coppilot is Cuck lmao
Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:43 PM (aaVMM) 101
Maybe Ace will report on Hunter Biden's thoughts concerning blog icon Jake Tapper tomorrow:
"I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole. I think he is a really poor journalist and beyond that I don't think he's a very decent human being. As a person, I don't like Jake. I think he's full of fucking shit." -- Hunter Biden Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (0sNs1) 102
That's the 1x recipe I take it?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (n5tGW) 103
These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.
That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (oUopv) 104
That's the 1x recipe I take it?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk Yes. Spool it up as necessary. Every bar in the BVI would pour them out of pitchers. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:46 PM (oUopv) Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 08:47 PM (a6PrB) 106
🚨BREAKING: Rep. Jerry Nadler faces mass calls to resign after he suggested people can shoot ICE agents.
Nadler stated (in context of immigration enforcement): people have the right to defend themselves against federal agents. JD Vance said: “Nadler is OPENLY calling for people to shoot federal law enforcement! This is DESPICABLE behavior from an elected official!” Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:47 PM (oUopv) 107
Oh oh oh! I get to do a point of order!
*ahem* Y’all - 1 to a few All y’all - everyone in the group. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:48 PM (hftzA) 108
Oh oh oh! I get to do a point of order!
*ahem* Y’all - 1 to a few All y’all - everyone in the group. Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:48 PM (hftzA) 109
Oh man I miss my time in the BVI. Best 2 vacations I ever had.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 08:48 PM (n5tGW) 110
Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:51 PM (hftzA) 111
Yeah, man
Posted by: Accomack at July 23, 2026 08:52 PM (8jVAy) 112
Oh man I miss my time in the BVI. Best 2 vacations I ever had.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk I loved my week there. Surf & turf dinner on Anegada. Hit all the big islands. Different island every day. Four couples rented a 48 ft catamaran. One of the guys had his captain's license so we didn't have to hire a crew. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:56 PM (oUopv) 113
Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper That's the afterlife for you. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:57 PM (oUopv) 114
We did the same thing Rick, barefoot cruise. Just went to the places we wanted. It was great.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 08:59 PM (n5tGW) 115
Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:51 PM It's hard to be kale and hearty in the ether. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1) 116
We did the same thing Rick, barefoot cruise. Just went to the places we wanted. It was great.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk Our captain was an American Airlines mechanic. Another mechanic had a sailing school in Grapevine, Texas. He made a bunch of mechanics captains. They actually earned it. It wasn't a gimme. Gerry & his wife flew for free and would go down six or eight times a year and rent from the same place. Usually had two or three boats traveling together. That week was a blast. RIP Gerry. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 09:06 PM (oUopv) 117
103 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.
That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (oUopv)his and pr103 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services. That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (oUopv) This and Princeton liberals like Martha's Vineyard residents condone reality based solutions only when it meets their needs.... Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 09:07 PM (aaVMM) 118
Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper Storm Bertha having an effect . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX) 119
"I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole." - Hunter Biden
He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie... Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 23, 2026 09:15 PM (0e5Te) 120
Bertha, don't you come around here anymore...
Posted by: Hunter/Garcia at July 23, 2026 09:16 PM (JM9I6) 121
5 minutes with no new comments is weird.
Posted by: Joemarine at July 23, 2026 09:17 PM (y171U) 122
94 All y'alls do know that Her Strut is about Jane Fonda, right? Posted by: Dawn Kee Peanus at July 23, 2026 08:41 PM (l8OOG) At least they DO respect her butt! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 09:18 PM (T2w7I) 123
Storm Bertha having an effect . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet --- Oh, Bertha, Bertha, where are you? What happened? You feel so cold. Was it that wave that turned you away? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:19 PM (51ygH) 124
Nadler claims illegal aliens “have the right to defend themselves” against federal agents.
——- What a piece of shit. Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 09:21 PM (QN7a1) 125
Useless trivia:
Alex Karras & Susan Clark were married in real life. Not just on the show. Posted by: rickb223 --- Alex told a bit from the old days. When he played, pre-season pay was $50 a game and if you were injured, TS., you're on your own. So, it's pre-season, - he and Big Daddy Lipscom are lined up against each other. He says something to Big Daddy about his mother. Hilarity ensues, both are thrown out of the game and survive to play in the regular season. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:26 PM (51ygH) 126
Nadler claims illegal aliens “have the right to defend themselves” against federal agents.
——- What a piece of shit. Posted by: Common Tater Since it wasn't said "in the well", I wonder just how much trouble he could be in? Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 09:26 PM (oUopv) 127
At least they DO respect her butt!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 09:18 PM This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Brie Larson at July 23, 2026 09:27 PM (0sNs1) 128
illegal aliens have no rights.
They should be deported. And all their possessions confiscated. And their bank accounts. And the recipients of remittances taxed at 100%. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 09:27 PM (yEz+x) 129
These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.
Not N₂ gas? (ooh, cool. I have to look up the code for that subscript-2) Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 09:28 PM (oSFyF) 130
"I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole. I think he is a really poor journalist and beyond that I don't think he's a very decent human being. As a person, I don't like Jake. I think he's full of fucking shit."
-- Hunter Biden Posted by: Duncanthrax ------ I always thought that this retort was stupid, admitting accuracy while gaining no points for yourself. However, as a third party comment, it is powerful: "Takes one to know one!" Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 09:35 PM (cBDov) 131
Saying illegals have no rights puts them in the category of the medieval outlaw: you can kill them on sight. Granted that would solve the problem, but it doesn’t seem right. They must have some rights as human beings, made in the image of God. I want to be rid of them too.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (wWU6x) 132
Life is like a fresh baked biscuit. Eat it while it’s still warm.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (LHPAg) 133
Hot again today- 104*
Just had a brief t-storm, got breezy for a while & rained just enough to turn outdoors into a steam-bath. Ugh. Ground barely got wet. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (rdVOm) 134
@CENTCOM
2h U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping. U.S. Concludes 13th Night of Strikes on Iranian Military Targets @CENTCOM · 7m CENTCOM targeted Iranian military command centers, drone storage facilities, communication networks, coastal surveillance sites, and maritime capabilities to further diminish the threat Iran poses to civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz. --- Centcom says they have released the video but it's not found. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (51ygH) 135
134 @CENTCOM
2h U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping Time to team up with the IDF and go in that Rat Hole and kill the cancer that resides in Tehran. Posted by: Jackson K. at July 23, 2026 09:40 PM (OLtEb) 136
illegal aliens have no rights.
So if you are working outside of the US ? Nurse, you are more right than you know. Which is what floors me ... absolutely floors me ... about the attitudes regarding illegals here. From both Dems and Repubs. To work in any other country ? I have to have a Passport. Always a valid hotel reservation. And usually a Travel Medical Policy. Which is cheap, by the way. Less than a $100 a week. For what you are buying ? Pay the money. Sometimes I need a letter from who is paying me to show up. Sometimes I need to show a return ticket. The point is ... from Customs ... I'm there for a good time. Not a long time. But here ? From that "we're all just here together mentality" ? And its always the Yankee mentality. We're just an economic zone. Fucking Morons. Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 09:40 PM (NHUWL) 137
Saying illegals have no rights puts them in the category of the medieval outlaw: you can kill them on sight.
You are a fool. Not how it works, literally, in any other country. Fuck ... just got to Canada. Commit a DUI. Then tell us about your "rights". Seriously. You are a purposeful fool. Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 09:42 PM (NHUWL) 138
illegal aliens have no rights.
They should be deported. And all their possessions confiscated. And their bank accounts. And the recipients of remittances taxed at 100%. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 09:27 PM (yEz+x) But then where will the Uniparty get their pennies on the dollar labor? Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 09:43 PM (vE0+H) 139
They must have some rights as human beings, made in the image of God. I want to be rid of them too.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit They have the right to safe passage out of my country. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 09:46 PM (Vrdez) 140
LOL, just saw a DANGER WILL ROBINSON article about my local Merced River.
It is going to go from 300 fpm, to 900.... and the warning was not to swim in it... Now, they made it sound like this was some natural condition... but... uh... it's late July, snow run off was months ago.... Oh... they are opening the spillways on the dams because they are getting to full. /facepalm Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 09:48 PM (mP0Kj) 141
MySpace’s current owners just broke their silence, and it sounds like the platform’s story isn’t over yet.…
Posted by: rickb223 Now that Goggle has destroyed its search engine functions, can we see a revival of Alta Vista? Posted by: mindful webworker - showing my age at July 23, 2026 09:48 PM (M5tgA) 142
iThey must have some rights as human beings, made in the image of God. I want to be rid of them too.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit You are seriously one of the dumbest fucking people I"ve ever seen here. And it gets to the point, with people like you, where rough language has to be used. If a "Human Being" starts kicking down your door, is it OK to shoot their ass ? Now extend that to Nation States and International Borders. Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 09:50 PM (NHUWL) 143
123 Storm Bertha having an effect . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet --- Oh, Bertha, Bertha, where are you? What happened? You feel so cold. Was it that wave that turned you away? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:19 PM (51ygH) Bertha Butt? one of the Butt sistahs? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 09:51 PM (mP0Kj) 144
The ostrich attack will appear later in my dreams somehow. Loved the kids laughing and the dog frozen in shock.
I would have let the bird have my bike and would not have thought once of beating it. I might remember to sock a shark in the nose but not to beat an ostrich. Like looking at songbirds but fear chickens due to a pecking trauma of childhood. If there is an apocalypse my husband has to fetch the eggs. I'll deal with the horse, cow and goat. We also had a really mean green parakeet as small children, Ricky, and he pecked out fingers which we poked through his cage. He never talked and I don't remember what happened to him. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 09:51 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:51 PM (51ygH) 146
Oh... they are opening the spillways on the dams because they are getting too full.
Maybe they have some fires planned and need the reservoirs empty. Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (oSFyF) 147
No, I am pointing out what no rights means. I am not sympathetic to them. I agree they should be deported forthwith. All of them. Borders and customs falls under the Executive Branch. They have a right to a clerical hearing with an Executive Branch “judge,” a clerk, in other words. The illegals do NOT have a right to appeal to the Judiciary. In this sense I agree they have “no rights”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (wWU6x) 148
Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! Almost closing time. Fryer still on?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 09:56 PM (1z8ji) 149
The guy beating the ostrich reminds me of the fellow who beat up the kangaroo who (IIRC) was hassling his dog. That roo had the greatest look of surprise!
Posted by: mindful webworker - man v beast at July 23, 2026 09:56 PM (M5tgA) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:57 PM (51ygH) 151
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (wWU6x)
This is a distinction without a difference. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (vE0+H) 152
Temper, temper! Read and think. Or if you want, name call and bypass reason. Your choice.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (wWU6x) Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (M5tgA) 154
146 Oh... they are opening the spillways on the dams because they are getting too full.
Maybe they have some fires planned and need the reservoirs empty. Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (oSFyF) Wait... weird... just went and looked and Exchequer Dam on the Merced river is NOT FULL... NOT EVEN CLOSE. So, now I'm totes confuselated as to what the hell is going on... except the enviros of Calif Gov are whackadoodle. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (mP0Kj) 155
NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Obviously Scogg. Surprised it hasn't been called out. Somebody tell Fen to knock on Dildo's door. Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (NHUWL) Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (oq9dX) 157
This is a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (vE0+H) Read the Constitution. Not following the constitution is what got us into this mess. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (wWU6x) 158
Mood Snoopy!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (Dd38x) 159
Good heavens. Nood Snoopy! !
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (Dd38x) 160
Read the Constitution. Not following the constitution is what got us into this mess.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (wWU6x) Defintely Scogg. What a troll. Can't stand that guy. Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (NHUWL) 161
Read the Constitution. Not following the constitution is what got us into this mess. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (wWU6x) If the Constitution applies to invaders then they possess almost all the rights granted by it. Which I don't believe is what you wrote. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (vE0+H) 162
These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.
That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed. Posted by: rickb223 ---- Assuming that bird respiratory and circulatory system are the same as mammals, that's cruel. Our breathing rate and depth is controlled by the CO2 levels in our blood. Increased levels of CO2 increase respiration rate, and high level produce the sensation of strangling. Placing animals in a CO2 chamber is, to their sensations while dying, the agony of asphyxiation. Per my proposal for human execution, sticking them in a nitrogen chamber will kill them, but without without the pain. Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:24 PM (cBDov) Quick HitsCrime fell 18% last year, on its way to a historic low. Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities with the national homicide rate falling by 18%, inching closer to a historic low, the Council on Criminal Justice said Thursday. The Council on Criminal Justice released its mid-year report examining patterns for 13 types of crime in 36 U.S. cities. It found that nine of the 13 crimes were on the decline through mid 2026. ... Lopez, a senior research specialist for the Council on Criminal Justice, and Boxerman, a research scientist for the Regional Justice Information Service based in Missouri, added in their report that there is not a single explanation for the current crime trends.Of course. The "experts" always say the same thing after a tough-on-crime policy succeeds: "There are too many variables to say what has caused this." The national homicide rate increased by 30% from 2019 to 2020. Of the nine types of crime that declined in the first half of the year, carjacking had the greatest decrease, falling by 47%. Drug offenses have continued to rise, marking the biggest upward trend at 12%. The Council on Criminal Justice projected that the end of 2025 homicide rate would likely be the lowest since 1900. It says its mid-year data "suggest" the homicide rate in 2026 will fall even further, "reaching a new historic low." Poll of NH: AOC, Bootyjudge lead race for Democrat nominee for president; Kamala Harris is near the bottom. But, John Nolte says, national polling puts Kamala Harris out front: One might speculate that whites are looking at Kamala Harris' actual performance, while blacks and black women especially are looking at the Racial Injustice of not nominating a black woman. Democrats: Let's make every single aspect of culture, society, and politics relentlessly about race and "racial identity." What's the worse that can happen? Iowa had traditionally been at the front of the line in assigning delegates (in caucuses, not a primary), but the Democrats decided the state was too white and too conservative to have such a prominent role anymore. Technically, New Hampshire was the first primary in 2024, but it awarded zero delegates anyway. South Carolina, which saved Joe Biden's bacon in 2020, was the first real primary that mattered. And in South Carolina, the black vote is king in the Democratic Party. For the 2028 primary season, the Democrats are having an internal battle over the first-in-the-nation status, and it has devolved into some nasty racial politics, because of course it has. This is what Democratic Party voters live, breathe, and fight about, because the only way to overcome racism is to think about race every second of the day, and have nightmares about microaggressions at night.
A rural New York school district plans to deploy an AI-powered, humanoid robot named "Sally" as a teaching assistant tool in 11th- and 12th-grade classrooms, beginning this fall. The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot, featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions, for less than the median annual salary for a New York teacher.
Sophie Cunningham was mercilessly henpecked by outraged woke Karens (who never played sports) over her claim that women's sports should be reserved to women: "I said what I said."
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Prima Moronus
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (u73oe) 2
Called em
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (u73oe) 3
This first xxxx such and such is gett8ng old and tired.
When's Disney's first Canadian aboriginal princess. Asian stuff is so refreshing in it's lack of diversity. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:30 PM (Ot/FD) 5
Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities with the national homicide rate falling by 18%, inching closer to a historic low, the Council on Criminal Justice said Thursday.
You get more of what you subsidize. Posted by: USAID at July 23, 2026 06:30 PM (AaEou) 6
Millions deported even as crime rates fall!
Posted by: Fox Butterfield at July 23, 2026 06:31 PM (4NO2D) 7
I don't believe the crime rate reporting from the blue cities.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:31 PM (KC5Lt) 8
But, John Nolte says, national polling puts Kamala Harris out front
How many pollsters did Kumala have to drop down on her knees for to get these results? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK) 9
I ain't never heard of an Indian king or queen or prince.
Ain't no Baron of Waxawitcheewoowoo, or Duke of Manawhatsafuckit. The hell they got princesses for? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (Ot/FD) 10
According to Pew Research Center's analysis of the 2024 election, Black voters supported: Hillary Clinton (2016): about 94% Democratic / 6% Republican Joe Biden (2020): about 92% Democratic / 8% Republican Kamala Harris (2024): about 83% Democratic / 15% Republican Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H) 11
The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN) 12
The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot, featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions, for less than the median annual salary for a New York teacher.
===== She better pay her fvcking dues. Posted by: Randi "Butch" Weingarten at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (JvZF+) 13
The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN) Sex scandal. First week. Mark it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD) 14
Do you know who else used a white font?
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H) 15
Whoa. NBC actually said that someone screamed actually screamed 'Alahu Ackbar' then stabbed 2 people in the chest.
I've never seen that before. Oh, mental health may have been a factor...... Sure.... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b) 16
I do love Bob Seger
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (xcxpd) 17
...Kamala Harris is near the bottom. Anterior of the bottom actually. Just below the navel. And moving up and down rapidly. Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (iJfKG) 18
Humanoid Sally (Teacher by day)
Mustang Sally (Stripper by night) Lay down Sally (Stripper job doesn't work out, so has to get down and dirty) ----------------------------------------- Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (dIske) 19
The real amazing thing is a kindergarten teacher with a mobile upper body and facial expressions.
Will wonders never cease? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (Ot/FD) 20
The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot,
-------- {{ding}} Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H) 21
And the new fembots aren't as good as hoped, but they could be worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (xcxpd) 22
featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
and kung-fu grip. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D) 23
Hillary Clinton (2016): about 94% Democratic / 6% Republican
Joe Biden (2020): about 92% Democratic / 8% Republican Kamala Harris (2024): about 83% Democratic / 15% Republican Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H) Those republicans ain't never been republican though it brings me back to Gunny , R Lee Ermey admitting he voted for Obama the first time. Lost a lot of respect for him and wish he would have kept that to himself. Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (KC5Lt) 24
So, normally my wife cuts my few remaining hairs on the back porch to save money by not going to a hair cutting/barber place.
With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$ My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner. So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think? Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9) 25
22 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
and kung-fu grip. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D) above or below? asking for a friend... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (xcxpd) 26
I bet crime rates fell because the Marxists are not reporting them, people might not be reporting because the Marxists couldn't give a rat's ass what their street thugs are doing to you.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0) 27
Just do not google it. Always a result worse than you thought.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (YlWIZ) 28
My not voting for Kamala has nothing to do with race. It has to do with the fact she’s dumber than tree bark and less capable than a paraplegic broadway dancer.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Y3swt) 29
What does the Teacher's Union have to say about robotic teachers who cost less than their Flourescent Haired army?
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske) 30
AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21% Mark Kelly 9% Newsom 8% Bernie 6% Kumala 5% It would be entertaining to watch their internal demons fight among each other for dominance on a public stage. For a grand finale, have Associazione Internazionale degli Esorcisti show up and perform exorcisms. Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (a6PrB) 31
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9) I mean definitely do it on the porch, if that's what you're asking. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Ot/FD) 32
I suppose the Boston Dynamics MMA robots will be deployed to inner city schools.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (kpS4V) 33
I have to wonder how much of the reduction in violent crime is driven lack of reports from places
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (vJrRc) 34
I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (KC5Lt) 35
Hell, i almost voted for Obama the first time out of pure spite.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Ot/FD) 36
featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
and kung-fu grip. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D) *nurse at the ER, on the intercom* "We have robot hand grasping a man's penis..." H/T Big Bang Theory Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 06:39 PM (0aYVJ) 37
My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think? Posted by: banana Dream I am reminded of the "Time-Life Home Surgery" Far Side cartoon Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (vJrRc) 38
This is the official statement from the NY Teacher's Union....I'm not making this up..
NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.” Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (dIske) 39
How long before kids start looking up robot teachers dress and giving her boobs a tweak.
I give it two days. Posted by: Vengeance at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (x/Rva) 40
13 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN) Sex scandal. First week. Mark it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD) With a mouth like that, she's askin' for it, Buck! beedeebeedeebeedee Posted by: Twiki at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (w/O5Q) 41
The Greeter2000 is on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D) 42
The robot named Sally will start teaching children this autumn at a school in New York State.
After seeing the video, I foresee a large uptick in students seeking psychological counseling for the trauma caused by dealing with that thing. Far better to forego trying to make it 'human' and just have it be a robot. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 43
NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (dIske) Should have made the thing look black. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Ot/FD) 44
34 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (KC5Lt) ---- Yes, with 1940's movie checker cab type guys. "Where to, Mac?" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (kpS4V) 45
NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.” Grooming children for sex with adults should be left to the professionals within the teacher's union. Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pawvM) 46
@trump_repost
33m Please let this statement serve to represent, until further notice, that from this point forth, any and all damages done to Ships, Cargo, or anything related thereto, will be paid for by Iranian Money that the United States has in its possession, and controls. ... Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (VPNgR) 47
What does the Teacher's Union have to say about robotic teachers who cost less than their Flourescent Haired army?
Kinda tough to go on strike, isn't it? Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (oSFyF) 48
I doubt I would have reacted well to a robot teacher. When I was a kid I hated store mannequins. I still don't like them, always feels like someone is sneaking up on me.
Having one with "facial expressions" would have scared the crap out of me. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (0aYVJ) 49
Alicia !!! 500 quatloos if you get it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (abScH) 50
I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.
Will that qualify the car to be in the 2+ passengers rule to use the HOV lanes? Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (pawvM) 51
NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”
Posted by: Orson "We prefer that our student be molested by flesh-and-blood human teachers." Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (vJrRc) 52
Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD) 53
Boy student: You have a purty mouth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (n5tGW) 54
I know, i know, it's probably some variant of Parson or something, but come on
Steve Mammal. Mary Human. Who you trying to fool, skinwalker? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:44 PM (Ot/FD) 55
Tell me Sophie Cunningham is married to a biological male and has kids who know their own sex. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (LHPAg) 56
Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko I bet it used to be "Mann" but she changed it because it was sexist. Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (vJrRc) 57
Robot Sally looks like one of those sex dolls....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh) 58
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9) I mean definitely do it on the porch, if that's what you're asking. Posted by: Warai-otoko ________ And you'll still have to do the prep drink, unless she's got some ideas on how to clean you out first. But not sure I'd want to hear those. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XvL8K) 59
Funny thing is that it so easy to get AI off track, the kids are going to have a ball.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (n5tGW) 60
And you'll still have to do the prep drink, unless she's got some ideas on how to clean you out first. But not sure I'd want to hear those.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XvL8K) "Better out than in" Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Ot/FD) 61
Surely the company had a "naughty librarian" model on the shelf. That would be more appropriate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kpS4V) 62
I bet it used to be "Mann" but she changed it because it was sexist.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (vJrRc) I larfed Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (Ot/FD) 63
Eromero, continued prayers for Mrs.E and you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (abScH) 64
This is what Democratic Party voters live, breathe, and fight about, because the only way to overcome racism is to think about race every second of the day, and have nightmares about microaggressions at night.
---- Being a Democrat has to be a miserable experience. There's no room for joy or happiness or even contentment. It's nonstop envy and rage day in, day out, 24/7/365. No wonder they snap under pressure. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (FZ29D) 65
So you would then be telling black voters that you matter less than brown voters. And I refuse to believe that our party wants to send any type of message like that
How about you just STFU about race? Tribalism is Evil in a multi-ethnic society. There is no way around this. If you want to start a race war, this is how you do it. If there must be bloodshed, let’s get it over with, M’k? Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 06:47 PM (iJVoP) 66
The teachers union is also pissed that the robot doesn't have blue or green hair , and tats
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (sMkB+) 67
It will be HILARIOUS if students learn more about readin', writin', and 'rithmetic from Sally than they ever did from their human teachers.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (FZ29D) 68
Tell me Sophie Cunningham is married to a biological male and has kids who know their own sex. Lie to me if you have to.
I heard she is looking for a solid Christian man (who is taller than her) who will be a great spiritual leader.. I don't know how many of the 6's she is demanding but we know one of them is height. Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (pawvM) 69
Robot teacher is creeeppppyyyy
Just put a robot face, not that doll face please Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (J5RCE) 70
Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
https://x.com/LifeNewsHQ/status/2080387493350838732?s=20 Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (qRNmP) 71
I don't believe crime is down.
I believe the reporting of crime is down. I believe the enforcement of crime is down. I believe the rate of convictions for crimes are down. I believe the rate of incarcerations for crimes are down. Furthermore, I believe that the very worst crimes, crimes against humanity (like C19), are UP. And absolutely no one is doing the first thing about them. Why? Because TPTB want to report that crimes is down. Posted by: call me skeptical at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (6zAdN) 72
The New York Teacher's Union casting couch for people who want to work will be a mixed blessing.
A very mixed blessing. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Sco7b) 73
Lay down, Sally.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (LHPAg) 74
It will be HILARIOUS if students learn more about readin', writin', and 'rithmetic from Sally than they ever did from their human teachers.
Prepare to be amused. Just look at the latest scholastic aptitude tests—pretty low bar. Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U4c/V) 75
The closest I can come to the 80s mystery click is I heard All She Want's To Do Is Dance on the way home. Different singer, different song. But I kind of associate the two a lot.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9) 76
featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
Delivered to the school by Johnnie Cab. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 23, 2026 06:51 PM (ZypAx) 77
Whenever I see AOC, I have to remind myself that we’re not talking about, Architect of The Capital, I’m going to be in DC a lot over the next year.
So that’s going to be something. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:51 PM (tfDmq) 78
Prepare to be amused. Just look at the latest scholastic aptitude tests—pretty low bar.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U4c/V) ---- Exactly. When students' performance scores jump through the roof because Sally can teach them better than a human teacher, the NEA will go ballistic. More so than usual. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 06:52 PM (FZ29D) 79
Feral school kids would have that robot stripped and the components sold off in 15 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:52 PM (abScH) 80
I still don't like them, always feels like someone is sneaking up on me.
——- There was a really good Suspense! radio episode or one of those that revolved around mannequins. A gal finds a diary in a coat she bought at a department store. Turns out she falls asleep in the store, and the mannequins come alive at night. It was written and done right, so kinda scary. Andy Griffith where Barney dresses up as a Hunter mannequin trying to nab a shoplifter is one of the better scenes in the series, classic Barney. Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 06:53 PM (iJVoP) 81
The hell they got princesses for?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (Ot/FD) There is a little Pocahontas in every one of us Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR) 82
69 Robot teacher is creeeppppyyyy
Just put a robot face, not that doll face please Posted by: vmom deport deport deport --- Yes. However, with the proper programming it may be far superior to what we have today. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:54 PM (VPNgR) 83
featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
------- This could be the Kamala 2028 campaign slogan Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H) 84
Jeebus. "Sally" talks like Johnny Cab
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR) 85
featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys. They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V) Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m) 87
That lady complaining about Nevada going before SC might as well be saying " you'll kill poor Jim Clyburn,you racists"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (sMkB+) 88
Haven't heard Sophie is married or has kids, maybe just don't know
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0) 89
USA Today: Don't sleep on AOC's 2028 chances | Opinion
Democrats are in the midst of a partisan reckoning, and nobody should be happier than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The environment is shaping up for her to have a legitimate shot at the 2028 nomination. "AOC's 2028 chances" Bro I'm still not even sure about America's 2026 chances 2028 is going to be a reality check for the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. Either they're as large and influential as they claim, or they aren't. If they aren't, I hope we don't get another round of "corporate Dems rigged it." Maybe the simpler explanation is that there are still a whole lot of centrists in the Democratic Party. We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president. It's not only white men. Latino and Muslim moves massively towards Trump in part because the alternative was a black woman. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Xy2sd) 90
It would be better to go neal stephenson and gamily learning - students need to learn to use skills to earn prozes.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Wx316) 91
We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.
It's not only white men. Latino and Muslim moves massively towards Trump in part because the alternative was a black woman. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Xy2sd) Sigh.... Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh) 92
>>>32/35 students failed this professor's midterm using AI because he secretly hid some white font in his text. pic.twitter.com/yjcsVND4aT
WTF is there piano music playing in the background of that clip? And especially WTF is it playing louder than the guy who is talking? Retards are taking over the world. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 06:57 PM (syz1S) 93
I bet she has fake silicone breasts. She should have stayed natural.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (n5tGW) 94
Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (tfDmq) 95
85 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys. They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V) 'Good morning, class. My name is Cherry.' Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (LHPAg) 96
BTILC is pretty darned good non porky's Kim Cattrall. But she was a decently cute mannequin a year later too.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (3uBP9) 97
Robot teacher arrested for having sex with 14 yr old student. Other students heard beep , beep beep coming from the book closet
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:59 PM (sMkB+) 98
AI virtual teacher?
That’s awesome! Especially for math and science. No strikes No calling out sick No benefits No raping of students Win win win for the kiddos! Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (tHKLd) 99
The last video, with the ICE protesters singing "Hit the Road, Jack", very badly, made me ask two questions:
1) Where's Bruce Springsteen? He should help butcher the music by screeching badly. 2) When do Sting and The Police stop here to arrest these people for horrible singing? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (qx7Zg) 100
ICE arrested five criminal illegal aliens this week that DHS labels the “Worst of the Worst.” Their convictions include second-degree murder, sexual exploitation of a minor, aggravated sexual battery of a child under 13, involuntary manslaughter, and possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine.
They now join more than 36,000 others already tracked in the department’s WoW database Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (VPNgR) 101
>>We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.
STAHP! I can only get so hard!! Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (zGzrB) 102
Hot for creature.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m) 103
Smell the Glove that would be a good Sci-fi story
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0) 104
It would be better to go neal stephenson and gamily learning - students need to learn to use skills to earn prozes.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Wx316) ---- I'm waiting for Elon to develop his own version of "A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" for the masses. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (FZ29D) 105
"AOC, Bootyjudge lead race for Democrat nominee for president; Kamala Harris is near the bottom"
I figured Bootygig would be near the bottom. Is this a race for the bottom? Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi) 106
>>>Humanoid Sally will replace a human teacher at an American school
She's got pipe-fitter lips. --Big Pussy Bonpensiero Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (syz1S) 107
Sally is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until you are dead.
Posted by: NYC PS 186 at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H) 108
Kind of odd that these people took time out of their short time on earth to go sing badly at an ICE facility.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 07:03 PM (n5tGW) 109
featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys. They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V) 'Good morning, class. My name is Cherry.' Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (LHPAg) *** Day three the kids come to class. The door slams shut. Teacher comes out in black leather holding a whip. "Johnny, you were a very bad boy in detention." Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:04 PM (2WIwB) 110
I am thankful that lonely ugly women of all generations can come together to unite and hate ICE. Apparently Code Pink is no more or not as popular with puthy hats these days. If a barbarian invaded with a machete they'd have a split second of feeling wanted for once in their pathetic lives. One hag had to read the words. Pitiful. I know they smell like catshit (no offense to Morons and 'ettes here who change kitty litter as I once had outdoor cats who caught rabbits on the farm to bring us). Where are Jane Fonda or Hag Clinton in all of this? They'd fit in perfectly.
This distracted me, bigly... The professor (and right on, man!) who failed 32 of 35 students...I recognized his accent. Looked him up and he's from MS. I recognize my people. My mother and brothers have black friends who agree against the George Floyds. Their part of the county has a facebook page alerting farms to bad people. Not many bad people bother them. Bro once had a white meth head neck tattoo guy walk by to use the phone, & house is hidden with trees down a long driveway. Told to leave & called neighbors and sheriff. Two black deputies arrived and said next time to shoot him and make their lives easier. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO) 111
Do you know who else used a white font?
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H) I used to put the Lorem Ipsum in size 2 white font as the automatic header of my work email. We were required to keep all client data hidden unless it was going to specific people who could see it, and I noticed that some of my cow orkers would put the name and other identifying information on line one, so that it would show in the email queueueu I stopped doing it when it started to be a problem because a cow orker couldn't figure out how I was doing it and suspected I was "hacking" the system somehow Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR) 112
I've been telling you Booty was "next up" behind Kamala for a long time. He's a creep but they do love their next up and their nominees are selected not elected. You can't completely discount him - they are so weird.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H) 113
AI virtual teacher?
That’s awesome! Especially for math and science. No strikes No calling out sick No benefits No raping of students Win win win for the kiddos! Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (tHKLd) *** Home schooling has entered the chat. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (/+uur) 115
Your party waited for a popular juggernaut whose time had come to throw some political virgins into the volcano and say "see? We totally want a woman president!"
And then ran a geriatric corn cob with kernel abortion when they decided to actually go Full Steal. Pull the other one. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (Ot/FD) 116
The more working, the less criming?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (NFX2v) 117
Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD) Why do you say that? Posted by: Una Persson, time traveler extraordinaire at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR) 118
>>added in their report that there is not a single explanation for the current crime trends.
Think, think, think. . . what has changed in the past year? Gosh, couldn't be that Trump's ICE is staking out places where criminal illegal meet (e.g., secret Denver area bars where TdA hangout) and doing mass arrests and deportations, right? Nah. Must be global warming! Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2026 07:10 PM (X8xt3) 119
Well maybe CNN can't air Trump's address, but I certainly can. It's 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Posted by: Ralph at July 23, 2026 07:10 PM (8WZD4) 120
Whoa. NBC actually said that someone screamed actually screamed 'Alahu Ackbar' then stabbed 2 people in the chest.
I've never seen that before. Oh, mental health may have been a factor...... Sure.... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. We may never know the motive. Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2026 07:11 PM (lJ0H4) 121
H town is just 100 to 200 multi crime criminals out on PR Bond #3 (I kid you not) and they have at least 5 total bond violations.
Todays was the bitch with 3 PR Bonds let off for often terminating probation "unsatisfactorily,". There is no legal term. There is no Texas law. There is no juris prudence. Fuck you judges. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 07:11 PM (/+uur) 122
The robot teachers should look more like the WW11 veterans I had for teachers as a yout. Big scary men who took no shit. Scare those little kids into knowlege.
Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2026 07:12 PM (gE8mJ) 123
Elon Musk smacks down The Economist bitch but still not enough. He's too nice. We're all too nice.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2026 07:13 PM (fZiTB) 124
79 Feral school kids would have that robot stripped and the components sold off in 15 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had 👍 Copper harvesting. They learn at *whoever's* knee. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 23, 2026 07:13 PM (NFX2v) 125
Crime over night here: 86 arrests. 70 black. 10 Hispanic, Asian, Indian, etc. 6 white whites. They say our crime is down too. Looks normal.
Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 07:13 PM (enNUy) 126
Home schooling has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB) You think the Missus will let me buy one of those to do home schooling? She might get suspicious, though. We don't have kids. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Ot/FD) Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (aFYHp) 128
Is this crime data comprised of the "new" metrics of today, or was it drawn from data that hasn't been fucked with 6 way from Sunday?
If it the kind of data that says hispanics and asians are "white" then it's suspect as hell. Posted by: browndog says woof at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (3sXRv) 129
1. The democrats are now so stupid they to piss in the big tent, not out. 2. Ace is now just trolling morons with the retarded WNMA shit. Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Y8DZL) 130
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sophie Cunningham.
Posted by: I would climb that lofty peak at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (TbWk/) 131
117 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD) Why do you say that? Posted by: Una Persson, time traveler extraordinaire at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR) The surname Null gives (or used to give) computers real problems... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK) 132
Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?
Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm) 133
130 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sophie Cunningham.
Posted by: I would climb that lofty peak at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (TbWk/) 6' 1"... She'd tower over me... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK) 134
Hello, all. I can't share this on regular social media, but I feel like I am bursting to tell someone. So you have to suffer through it, I guess. I apologize in advance. I've been out of the sports broadcasting industry for over 5 years. COVID killed our business model of traveling everywhere to cover every sport, streaming Live, with all the bells and whistles. Small company, we died.
On Sunday, an ex-boss called me out of the blue. We talked. He offered me an opportunity to come back on a much bigger platform starting next month. I'll be National on radio (He's thinking mid-Majors to start) for 13 NCAA football games, with Men's and Women's BB also on the table for the winter. I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list. Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9) 135
The surname Null gives (or used to give) computers real problems...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK) ---- Yep. I've encountered that problem. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (FZ29D) 136
It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf --- Congrats. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (VPNgR) Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (JvZF+) 138
132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?
Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm) Inner City version needs to do roll call...A-A-Ron! Je-Quellin! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (l3cgK) 139
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR) Well I meant Herr Trump but I guess the judges would accept you too! Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H) 140
Congrats Lincolntf. Good luck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (sMkB+) 141
That AI thing the professor did was cool. Kudos sir.
Posted by: Chaos at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (GFRGc) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (vDZgA) 143
Lincolntf, congratulations.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:18 PM (abScH) 144
132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?
Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm) I wanna know who decided to give Sally pouty pouty lips that all the teen boys will be drooling over. Should have made her a gray haired granny with a mean look. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (edUvp) Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (vE0+H) 146
It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9) Congrats, man! Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (v8+Kf) 147
A bunch of dumpy, frumpy performative AWFLs singing a stupid song off-key should be considered domestic terrorism.
Posted by: Public health hazard at least at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (TbWk/) 148
I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9) Nice to hear / read some good news ... Go get 'em tiger! Posted by: browndog says woof at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (3sXRv) 149
I would go for my female gym teacheras a AI aide
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0) 150
Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?
Depends if she's made by Boston Dynamics. Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (v8+Kf) 151
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)
Very cool! Kick ass, take names, brother. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (VPNgR) 153
I wanna know who decided to give Sally pouty pouty lips that all the teen boys will be drooling over. Should have made her a gray haired granny with a mean look.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (edUvp) --- No one ever makes sex bots that look like Trigglypuff..... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D) 154
I figured Bootygig would be near the bottom. Is this a race for the bottom?
Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi) In Bootygig's place, it's a race BY the bottom. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (edUvp) 155
Great news Lincolntf! Go get em!
Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (MWfyi) 156
I wonder how badly Kamala screamed at her speech writers for failing to make what can be, unburdened by what has been be the new Hope and Change/yes we can.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (z2Bza) 157
It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf All the lists I'm on are black. Good on you, mate. Posted by: Congratulations are in order at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (TbWk/) 158
Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9) 159
I've been telling you Booty was "next up" behind Kamala for a long time. He's a creep but they do love their next up and their nominees are selected not elected. You can't completely discount him - they are so weird.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H) Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican. Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy) 160
Just imagine if that robot teacher went ape shit and broke containment and that's how the world ends.
That would just be embarrassing. We'd have to just make up something to tell our children over our rat on a stick dinner over an open garbage fire. "Uh, yeah.... government... uh... Army robots. That's what happened. Definitely. " Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (Ot/FD) 161
She'd tower over me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK) Not if you play your cards right... Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (vE0+H) 162
>>I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
That is excellent news! Congratulation Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (X8xt3) 163
Kammy. Booty Judge. AOC. Greasy Gavin. Depressing. Nobody up there is going to push back when the orange man is gone.
Posted by: Billythesquid at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (gN+5I) 164
Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy) Wait, that's what Pete calls my penis! Posted by: Chasten Buttgig at July 23, 2026 07:24 PM (TbWk/) 165
Hello, all. I can't share this on regular social media, but I feel like I am bursting to tell someone. So you have to suffer through it, I guess. I apologize in advance. I've been out of the sports broadcasting industry for over 5 years. COVID killed our business model of traveling everywhere to cover every sport, streaming Live, with all the bells and whistles. Small company, we died.
On Sunday, an ex-boss called me out of the blue. We talked. He offered me an opportunity to come back on a much bigger platform starting next month. I'll be National on radio (He's thinking mid-Majors to start) for 13 NCAA football games, with Men's and Women's BB also on the table for the winter. I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list. Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9) CAN HE GO ALL THE WAY ?! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2026 07:24 PM (NtVYv) 166
Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9) --- "That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D) 167
We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.
STAHP! I can only get so hard!! Posted by: The Glass Ceiling I actually responded that I could think of two worse candidates. We'll see if there's any coping and seething. Not DU, just the general r/politics, so I might not get banned lol. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (Xy2sd) 168
Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy) They have abandoned gays and the rest entirely to the Muslims so I don't really see it. But these people are impossible to truly predict and I do see them going with a safe white guy unless the general is rigged. At the moment it looks like the skids are being greased good style for AOC. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vE0+H) 169
Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2026 07:26 PM (NtVYv) 170
I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9) Very cool and congrats. Go make it happen!!! Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB) 171
Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a woman president.
—— They are just so insistent that Mrs. Clinton was the most qualified individual ever to run. She was married to a President. How is that a qualification? Facts by assertion. “Because we said so”. Fuck you. I’m so very tired of the gaslighting “You won’t vote for me because I’m a woman” Maybe nobody wants to vote for you because you are a terrible campaigner. Bill was widely regarded as an expert politician. Nobody ever said that about mrs Clinton. Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:27 PM (6fKvw) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 07:27 PM (XeU6L) 173
166 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9) --- "That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D) Ooh! Do a Fred Willard when you're announcing! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (edUvp) 174
"Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway" She's got two humps. Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi) 175
Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9) That was a very well executed play. Almost like a run of puns by Da Horde! Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:29 PM (2WIwB) 176
Why does the front sidebar make me think ChristyBlinky buried a body in her back yard?
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 23, 2026 07:29 PM (KaHlS) 177
Kinda tough to go on strike, isn't it?
Posted by: t-bird We demand 40 watts power and four recharging breaks a day! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 23, 2026 07:30 PM (ndZc7) 178
@CENTCOM
14m U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFiD5nLf8YU Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:30 PM (VPNgR) 179
She was married to a President. How is that a qualification? Facts by assertion. “Because we said so”. Fuck you. I’m so very tired of the gaslighting
To be fair, she was a senator and secretary of state...jobs she only got because she was former first lady, but still... Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Xy2sd) 180
"Let's play 'Stump the teacher'
Sally are you a woman? Posted by: Mike Hammer" Tell her that you always lie. Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi) 181
176 Why does the front sidebar make me think ChristyBlinky buried a body in her back yard?
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike --- It's under the eldest son's first car. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (VPNgR) 182
Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously? *scribbles notes furiously* Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1) 183
My most "famous" call was when I was covering a High School Championship game in NC, and I was doing Color. Edirice "BAM" Adebayo crushed a dunk over the opposing team's star player (son of Richard Childress, for basketball fans) and I announced, "Bam goes in with no regard for humanity!" A line I must have stolen from a movie I'd seen when I was a kid. People thought it was good, I got a lot of positive notes.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9) Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (oUopv) 185
174 "Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway" She's got two humps. Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi) You want Cherry 2000 You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK) 186
Asian stuff is so refreshing in it's lack of diversity.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Sco7b) Check out how Dragonball handles diversity! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (kd1a0) 187
Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously? *scribbles notes furiously* Posted by: Guys everywhere Contact their pimp. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (oUopv) 188
Cherry 2000 takes place in the futuristic year of 2017...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK) 189
Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH) 190
My most "famous" call was when I was covering a High School Championship game in NC, and I was doing Color. Edirice "BAM" Adebayo crushed a dunk over the opposing team's star player (son of Richard Childress, for basketball fans) and I announced, "Bam goes in with no regard for humanity!" A line I must have stolen from a movie I'd seen when I was a kid. People thought it was good, I got a lot of positive notes.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9) Few years back Elli De La Cruz hit a looong home run against the Dodgers and the Reds' announcer cried "THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY!!!" Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (uhVAy) 191
Hatari sounds like congratulations are in order, hope it works for you
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0) 192
Say what you like about Kamala!, but she's stopped by here a couple of times and left congratulatory comments for The Horde.
Have any of the other Democrat Presidential front-runners? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1) 193
my theory is Bandon Gill studied Pat Paulson as part of his questioning delivery...the dude abides
Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (8uzBS) 194
Around here it's traditional/or accepted that the spouse will finish, usually her, deceased husband's term.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM (VPNgR) 195
182 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously? *scribbles notes furiously* Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1) Cheaper than marriage at any price. Posted by: And far less destructive at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM (TbWk/) 196
192 Say what you like about Kamala!, but she's stopped by here a couple of times and left congratulatory comments for The Horde.
Have any of the other Democrat Presidential front-runners? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1) So she was sucking up? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM (l3cgK) 197
188 Cherry 2000 takes place in the futuristic year of 2017...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK) For a quirky little movie, that had some really fun parts. I liked in the beginning when he's trying to pick up some girl at a bar and get her to go home with him for the night, and instantly the house lawyer pops up with a multi page contract that must be witnessed and signed in triplicate detailing everything that will or may happen after they leave the establishment. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (edUvp) 198
The Democrat nominee lineup is like a rogues' gallery of retards.
If you want to know where the low IQ voters are, look no further than the Democrat party. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (SwCxT) 199
Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH) I honestly don't think she cares to. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (vE0+H) 200
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)
Congratulations and good luck, Lincolntf! Hope it works out for you. Posted by: Retired, thank God at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (va0Yo) 201
Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH) Not just Benghazi. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (kd1a0) 202
You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK) Like a robotic beanbag chair stuffed with gelatin. Posted by: You will be assimilated at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/) 203
And remember Stephens was The Hag's "friend".
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (vE0+H) 204
My most "famous" call
----- Lincolntf - Now I'm wondering what you might have done with Charlie Choo-Choo Justice. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (XeU6L) 205
I remember on youtube the Boom Goes the Dynamite guy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (edUvp) Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (LlSak) 207
201 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH) Not just Benghazi. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit ------- Coming around that the Borgia's got nothing on the Clinton's. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (VPNgR) 208
Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously? *scribbles notes furiously* Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1) This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (vE0+H) 210
202 You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK) Like a robotic beanbag chair stuffed with gelatin. Posted by: You will be assimilated at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/) Except it's always angry... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:38 PM (l3cgK) 211
Thank you for all the encouragement, now I get to tell all my in real life people who hopefully won't blab online about it and piss off the hiring Company. If you listen to college sports on the radio, you know which company I'm talking about.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:38 PM (vV6n9) 212
208 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously? *scribbles notes furiously* Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1) This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ) I only had 26 years with mine...wasn't enough. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK) 213
So she was sucking up?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM IIRC, she did at the very start to Ace and the CoBs, but after that, they were erudite testimonies to her love of word salads. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) 214
"One might speculate that whites are looking at Kamala Harris' actual performance, while blacks and black women especially are looking at the Racial Injustice of not nominating a black woman."
Competence is white supremecy! Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (LlSak) 215
Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously? *scribbles notes furiously* Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1) Like, forcing all this emotional labor on me just like gives me the total ick. Like, be a man! Man up! Men are supposed to provide for and support women! We just have to like show up! Posted by: I AM the table! at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (TbWk/) 216
I only had 26 years with mine...wasn't enough.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK) *awkward bro-hug* Dude Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (0aYVJ) 217
One of the victims of the Clinton (al-legedly) Crime family, supposedly shot himself to suicide five (5) times.
With a bolt action rifle. Seriously, I’m not making this up. Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (6fKvw) 218
I said what I said and I meant what I meant. A man's not a woman. One hundred percent. Madagascar Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++) 219
I think the designers of Sally borrowed those lips from another design, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (QaH55) 220
206 "Kamala Harris is near the bottom."
Maybe if she got off her knees... Posted by: tankdemon She does rimjobs too? Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (Xy2sd) 221
“You won’t vote for me because I’m a woman” Nope. I won't vote for you because you're gawd damned commie, super tits. Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (rk74j) 222
This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ) Congratulations. Posted by: Some will win, some will lose at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TbWk/) 223
“Racial Injustice” when capitalized is super-duper bad, isn’t it?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:43 PM (6fKvw) 224
This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon Yes you did. Congratulations! Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (oUopv) 225
I said what I said and I meant what I meant.
A man's not a woman. One hundred percent. Madagascar Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++) I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to I like to move it! Posted by: King Julien, physically fit at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (TbWk/) 226
This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery. Posted by: Pug Mahon Well met, sir. Smash & I will celebrate rate 43 this October. She is absolutely the best thing that ever happened to me. Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 07:48 PM (rk74j) Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (kd1a0) 228
@221, There is the Bif I know and love !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (abScH) 229
Congratulations, Pug Mahon! We're working on our 26th year.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (vV6n9) 230
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (2Ez/1) 231
The Borgias, at least, sponsored some extremely beautiful and meaningful art.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:50 PM (rbvCR) 232
Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.
I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships. It was impressive moving down the tracks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:50 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (rk74j) 234
24 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$ My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think? Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9) I couldn't possibly imagine anything going wrong. https://tinyurl.com/4fzpbuzb The way I originally heard this linked story, the liposuction itself went fine, it was the anesthesia overdose that was the problem, so your plan to have her bonk you on the noggin is probably the safer course of action. Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (LlSak) 235
jim (in Kalifornia) &NemoMeImpuneLacessit
19 years married to my late wife. 1.25 years since she died. Still was the best thing I ever did. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:53 PM (u82oZ) 236
227 - jim (in Kalifornia)
I agree, it will be five years since my wife died, come early September. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (kd1a0) 2 1/2 years tomorrow... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:53 PM (l3cgK) 237
Yes. I even mentioned in my eulogy that helping her and her brother move was the best decision I ever made in my life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:54 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ) 239
With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think? Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM You should get it done by the professional. To help defray the cost, ask them if they could find and retrieve your urologist's class ring, which you could then sell, or ask for a return fee credit. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 241
I did not have the UK Met Office declaring that the recent European heat wave was due to "cleaner air" due to pollution controls on my Bingo card for 2026.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (rbvCR) 242
NaCly dearest, the joys of self employment is there are no weekends.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:56 PM (abScH) 243
Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.
I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships. It was impressive moving down the tracks. Posted by: NaCly Dog Lucky you. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (oUopv) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:58 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:58 PM (oUopv) 246
There will never be another like her, this side of the veil. But time marches on, and so do we.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (kd1a0) 247
With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think? Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM You should get it done by the professional. To help defray the cost, ask them if they could find and retrieve your urologist's class ring, which you could then sell, or ask for a return fee credit. Posted by: Duncanthrax Get video. Call yourself a female. Sell copies on Onlyfans. Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (oUopv) 248
32 I suppose the Boston Dynamics MMA robots will be deployed to inner city schools.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (kpS4V) Now I want to see MMA Robots featured in an "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" music video. Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (LlSak) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (u82oZ) 250
94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (tfDmq) From what i've seen of her, she likes fighting those stupid trogled*kes. She seems to go after the ones that foul Clark. Good on her; Clark's coach as far as I can tell is almost as useless as the ref's in that f**king league. Posted by: Nelly at July 23, 2026 08:00 PM (6+ehB) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 08:01 PM (Ot/FD) 252
249 Duncanthrax
Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist. Urethra = urologist Colon =/= urethra. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (u82oZ) Unless you're a bird, so your cloaca is the expressway for composite poop/pee and sex... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ) 255
NOOD cafe...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 08:03 PM (l3cgK) 256
Since the WNBA has been mentioned, can you beleive thst Aussie coach was suspended for using the phrase "protected species."
You absolutely have to be looking for an excuse to cry "racism" to even pretend there is a racial connotation to that phrase. Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 08:06 PM (LlSak) 257
Duncanthrax
Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist. Urethra = urologist Colon =/= urethra. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM I had no idea SWO urologists never digitally checked a prostate. * thinking * Does this imply a lack of prostates? Moving to 2nd-order thinking, does this explain the well-known preference demonstrated at every O-Club in the world by nubile females for Naval Aviators and Submariners? You've given me something to ponder. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1) 258
Duncanthrax
You are right. I had forgotten all the prostate exams (way many more than warranted) while I was in the Service. Plum forgot. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:12 PM (u82oZ) 259
I find it hard to believe that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), aka Dollar Store Lex Luthor is even considered for anything other than parts playing cheap low budget villain roles.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 23, 2026 09:46 PM (Q/FnY) 260
259 I find it hard to believe that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), aka Dollar Store Lex Luthor is even considered for anything other than parts playing cheap low budget villain roles.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 23, 2026 09:46 PM (Q/FnY) He looks like he stuck his head in a giant pencil sharpener. And his satellite dish ears freak me out. If he runs and campaigns I do hope he does not drag poor Gabby around. I feel sorry for her for being shot and also being married to this eejit. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (hzuYO) House Passes "Stop Insider Trading" Bill to Forbid Congressmen from Trading Individual Stocks (Using Insider Information);
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