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The Morning Rant

This week's Art Thread choices have been focused on the glories of motherhood. Yes...there has been a theme! And that theme has been the importance and, actually, the superiority of women in our culture.

Why superiority? Because the unique ability of women is the bearing and rearing of children, and that is the most important thing that humans do. Is that controversial? I certainly hope not. But among the post-modern, anti-family, anti-civilization progressive movement in the West, the concept of "Woman," and the positive aspects of children have been subsumed in a deluge of feminism (all five waves!), increasingly hedonistic sexual mores, economic pressures that force women into the workforce, and recently the ascientific nonsense about transsexualism and gender.

Aside from the obvious goal of making all of humanity cogs in the infernal socialist machine, and destroying our individuality, these movements have diluted the importance of womanhood by making us interchangeable. Women in the workforce? Great, because they are just like men! Women who choose not to have children because of their careers or their desire to be unencumbered? Fantastic! Just like men! Women who choose sexual "freedom" by rejecting traditional social mores (and probably innate drives) for having children? Super! Men have been like that...forever! And most ridiculous but no less dangerous is the laughable idea that a man can become a woman: a bit of surgery, some hormones, a forgiving tailor, and poof!

But these are society-killing trends because of the decrease in the number of children being born in the West. It is civilizational suicide, and we are being replaced by fecund third-world denizens who have no interest in individuality, or for that matter Western Culture.

That is the demographic crisis, but there is a cultural and emotional crisis that is just as destructive. By degrading the position of "Woman" in our culture from the pinnacle, we have diluted the entire concept of womanhood. The glory of child-bearing and rearing has become a perceived burden...one that interferes with the hedonism of a post-modern world.

That link between mother and child -- that hopefully the art of the past four days has illuminated -- has been minimized and degraded and trivialized. It is the most powerful human imperative and emotion, and one that should be celebrated and honored. Instead, our current culture maligns it and laughs at it and stigmatizes women who embrace it. And even worse, culture now says that anyone can bear and raise children. Men? Sure! Why not? The popular definition of a woman is apparently anyone who wants to be one...can be one!

Except...men can never be mothers. Sure, there are many (maybe most?) men who are wonderful fathers and who partner with their wives to create fine children. But the position of "mother" is one that can only be filled by women, because they are designed, by God or evolution or whatever you wish to think, to nurture and defend children in ways that men simply cannot do, or even fathom.

That is as it should be, because the innocence of children needs a defender from the vagaries of the world, And women are simply better at it than men. And we don't need art to show us this! Our world has innumerable examples of the innate superiority of women as mothers. Just wander down to the nearest park and watch the moms.

Or even better, watch the mothers in your life and how they nurture and defend the innocent. Because that is what children are...innocents. And God (or nature) has endowed mothers with exactly the tools to be their defenders, in ways that the rest of us cannot.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (ccf/V)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

3 Woah.....didn't expect that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (ccf/V)

4 >> Some of us will never surrender. We prefer death on a pile of hot brass to submission to goat-molesting fanatics from Scumbagistan. But when the lieutenant governor of Minnesota or the governor of New York shows up in Muslim headgear so as not to offend the local Mohammedans, you know a slice of our society yearns to be handmaidens to the barbarians.

-Kurt Schlicter, How 9/11 Changed Everything

Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:02 AM (SqxZS)

5 Mother, you had me, but I didn't have you.
I wanted you, but you didn't want me.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at September 10, 2026 11:02 AM (Fn+3X)

6 Man, if this ever goes public, you will NEVER be allowed to be on the next Clancy jury!

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 11:04 AM (Be6wp)

7 Really sad to see Rich Baris of PPD, go to the darkside and join Bulwark. He was great in 2016, but then went off deep end.

Posted by: Jonah at September 10, 2026 11:06 AM (gwrBY)

8 Man, if this ever goes public, you will NEVER be allowed to be on the next Clancy jury!

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 11:04 AM (Be6wp)

Exactly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:06 AM (k5CNB)

9 Women are awesome. They're beautiful, usually.

They're the givers of life. It's an amazing gift they received from The Almighty.

What men were designed for is all for the women to build homes and families.

It's so sad society has moved away from that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:06 AM (ccf/V)

10 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:06 AM (Rm1ix)

11 so this 25 year old veteran on the Jury, trashes the lone holdout. Punk

Posted by: Jonah at September 10, 2026 11:06 AM (gwrBY)

12 Or even better, watch the mothers in your life and how they nurture and defend the innocent

*laughs derisively*

My mother was the single most destructive force in my life from earliest memory. Nurture? Sure, if you mean inspiring suicidal self-hatred before I even hit puberty. So let's not go overboard with this women are inherently morally pure, gentle, loving and maternal beings rubbish. We're all born sinful. We need good women to be good mothers, no question. But this "superiority" nonsense is a bridge way too far.

Posted by: Correction but not overcorrection at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (TbWk/)

13
They promote females while decrying femininity.
They defend mothers while despising motherhood.
They weaponize women to control women.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (b+pJs)

14
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (iqcvy)

15 If it weren’t for Men, everyone would still be living in Caves. And if it weren’t for Women, everyone would still be living in Caves.

Posted by: Nome Sayin? at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (60d+e)

16 Being a parent is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

But also the most rewarding.

These people choosing not to have kids because it's a "burden" don't understand that tradeoff.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

17 Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?

https://youtu.be/o7MlC_Qrmmc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (dK+Kv)

18 Willowed.......ish.

I saw Wagyu Point open for Beef Jerky at Fry St. Fair in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

19 >> Some of us will never surrender. We prefer death on a pile of hot brass to submission to goat-molesting fanatics from Scumbagistan. But when the lieutenant governor of Minnesota or the governor of New York shows up in Muslim headgear so as not to offend the local Mohammedans, you know a slice of our society yearns to be handmaidens to the barbarians.

-Kurt Schlicter, How 9/11 Changed Everything
Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:02 AM

I like the cut of this Schlicter guy's jib.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (Rm1ix)

20 "Or even better, watch the mothers in your life and how they nurture and defend the innocent. Because that is what children are...innocents. And God (or nature) has endowed mothers with exactly the tools to be their defenders, in ways that the rest of us cannot."
___

I have the honor, the blessing, of being able to watch my daughter raise my granddaughters.

It is truly humbling.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (iEpUd)

21 Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?

https://youtu.be/o7MlC_Qrmmc
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (dK+Kv)

Ugh.......such an overrated band.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

22 Morning.

Holy shit, the incels are mobilizing!

https://tinyurl.com/bdhvjcev

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (dpXJq)

23 Posted by: Correction but not overcorrection at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (TbWk/)

Your shitty experience has nothing to do with what I wrote.

And I never wrote that women are morally pure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (k5CNB)

24 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:06 AM (Rm1ix)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

25 Being a parent is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

But also the most rewarding.

These people choosing not to have kids because it's a "burden" don't understand that tradeoff.
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (iEpUd)

26 White (Euro) white babies are now being born significantly fewer than the replacement late.
What policies and l at what cost should changed be made to reverse that trend ?
Posted by: Paul at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM

Wow. Paul asked a sensible, on-point question without making an ass of himself. Maybe there's hope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:10 AM (Rm1ix)

27 So anyway I got home last night. Naturally, as one does after a long time working, I drank. But I am NOT hungover this morning.

How's everyone doing?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:10 AM (dpXJq)

28 Mother, tell your children not to walk my way.

https://youtu.be/vPzfKe_G4Ng

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (dK+Kv)

29
Wow. Paul asked a sensible, on-point question without making an ass of himself. Maybe there's hope.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:10 AM (Rm1ix)

He's still a dick........

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (ccf/V)

30 >>>Sure, there are many (maybe most?) men who are wonderful fathers and who partner with their wives to create fine children.

many (maybe most?)

I doubt it. I would go with:

Sure, there are men who are wonderful fathers and who partner with their wives to create fine children.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (odBC9)

31 How alarming is it that a jury couldn't convict a mother who planned the murder of her three children but another jury /judge had no problem convicting another mother who let her five year old walk around alone in the gated neighborhood?

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (KC5Lt)

32
And I never wrote that women are morally pure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (k5CNB)

He's a smarty and read between the lines to gather what you MEANT, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (ccf/V)

33 From one of the female jurors in the clancy case:

“He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

I literally can't wrap my head around the kind of mentality that it takes to come up with a statement like that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (I43vL)

34 CBD - Dropped some BBQ links for you @186 on Art Thread

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (wVcYX)

35 Breasticles are a big part of the difference.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (odBC9)

36 -Kurt Schlicter, How 9/11 Changed Everything

Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:02 AM (SqxZS)

I loved this article. Full disclosure, I love most of what he writes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (PGK1w)

37 White (Euro) white babies are now being born significantly fewer than the replacement late.
What policies and l at what cost should changed be made to reverse that trend ?
Posted by: Paul at September 10, 2026 11:08 AM

Wow. Paul asked a sensible, on-point question without making an ass of himself. Maybe there's hope.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:10 AM (Rm1ix)

Yeah, but it's borderline incoherent. Is the Paki troll farm lowering its standards in English proficiency? Do better, troll farm. Do better.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (dpXJq)

38 I do find it really notable that the women on the jury were able to muster so much empathy for Clancy but none for her children.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (r7+Q7)

39 Posted by: Correction but not overcorrection at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (TbWk/)

My mother tormented those around her without respite including my good humble self and even tried to strangle me at 12, claiming that she would not let me turn out like my brother (who I'm nothing like btw - he's an abusive retard lib dummy, go figure).

But my father, who I love and miss dearly, let her.

So where does that put everyone.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (b+pJs)

40 Women are superior because they control or at least highly influence men. It was always a big lie of "feminism" that women were oppressed by men. Of course, the point of feminism wasn't to empower ladies. It was to empower leftwing oppression and communism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

41 He's a smarty and read between the lines to gather what you MEANT, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (ccf/V)

Yes. What I did write is that women are provided the tools. But they also have free will, so there is no guarantee.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (k5CNB)

42 Ugh.......such an overrated band.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

I dare you to post Queensrÿche.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (dK+Kv)

43 Sure, there are men who are wonderful fathers and who partner with their wives to create fine children.
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (odBC9)

I would still venture, despite my total loss for humanity as a whole, in the US, there are many more good fathers and mothers than not, but the media chooses to amplify the bad as 'trend' and force others in that direction.

hollywood and the leftist media has been pushing to destroy the 'nuclear family' for generations.

It's what they do. It is the work of The Devil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

44 Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (dpXJq)

It's a trap !

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)

45 33 From one of the female jurors in the clancy case:

“He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

I literally can't wrap my head around the kind of mentality that it takes to come up with a statement like that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (I43vL)

I believe the woman's words were:

“He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

Which is maybe worse.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (odBC9)

46 Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (wVcYX)

Thank you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (k5CNB)

47 Mother should I trust the government

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (b+pJs)

48
Morning.

Holy shit, the incels are mobilizing!

https://tinyurl.com/bdhvjcev
Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (dpXJq)

Using an RC Panzer IV is unfortunate....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (iqcvy)

49
I dare you to post Queensrÿche.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (dK+Kv)

Challenge: Accepted

https://youtu.be/jhat-xUQ6dw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (ccf/V)

50 He's still a dick........
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM

"That goes without saying"

- Froederick Frankenstein

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (Rm1ix)

51 Ugh.......such an overrated band.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

I dare you to post Queensrÿche.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (dK+Kv)

https://youtu.be/MU6582h7aPk

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (dpXJq)

52 Six so-called Republican SoS sign on to block Trump’s USPS ballot changes.

Brad Raffensperger, Secretary of State of Georgia

Michael Adams, Secretary of State of Kentucky

Michael Howe, Secretary of State of North Dakota

Monae Johnson, Secretary of State of South Dakota

David Scanlan, Secretary of State of New Hampshire

Scott Schwab, Secretary of State of Kansas

Utah Lieutenant Governor Deidre Henderson

You want to know why we can’t have secure elections? There you go. Surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (SqxZS)

53 >>Aside from the obvious goal of making all of humanity cogs in the infernal socialist machine, and destroying our individuality, these movements have diluted the importance of womanhood by making us interchangeable. . . . .

Also included in this: women being relegated to baby incubators for primarily gay couples*. Our Left, who is s keen on insisting it is Christian traditionalists who most mirror their "Handmaid" fiction, are much more closely turning women into Handmaids with the new surrogacy boom. As if making poor women incubate babies for a big payout wasn't bad enough, they treat said babies as a product that can be trashed if it proves to be defective. This dehumanizes and cheapens what is a wonderous process, turning it into human manufacturing.
Ghoulish!!

*It's also a trend for heterosexual couples, such as older women who have aged out of babymaking)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:16 AM (rOKnE)

54 But really, don't men actually make the best women?

According to some tranny somewhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 11:16 AM (2Cry5)

55 How alarming is it that a jury couldn't convict a mother who planned the murder of her three children but another jury /judge had no problem convicting another mother who let her five year old walk around alone in the gated neighborhood?

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (KC5Lt)

I think what got her convicted was the fact that she sent him to the pond.

Of course, the kid (at 5) is already a competitive swimmer, so I don't see much risk there, but even that is beside the point.

The point is that we've deliberately created a society which sees ANY risk to children as something to be mitigated/condemned/avoided.

THAT is damaging people to an enormous degree, and we aren't even going to realize how badly for at least another generation.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:16 AM (PGK1w)

56 35 Breasticles are a big part of the difference.
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 10, 2026 11:17 AM (2Ez/1)

57 I believe the woman's words were:

“He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

Which is maybe worse.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:14 AM (odBC9)

You see, they are operating on a higher sympathetic plane, and you with your toxic masculinity cannot even begin to fathom their wisdom and their superiority to see things on that level, which is why they had to got tattle to a man to get things corrected.

F'ing Karens are a scourge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:17 AM (dK+Kv)

58
Yes. What I did write is that women are provided the tools. But they also have free will, so there is no guarantee.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (k5CNB)

Free will is the clincher for just about everything.

I've had conversations with friends in the past where I say something about 'God's plan' or 'everything happens for a reason' and 'free will' to which he response with "Well, if my life has been according to God's will, then f*ck him. My free will allows me to say that because he's got a whole lot of explaining to do."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

59 Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:16 AM (rOKnE)

All the handmaiden liars can't wait for Sharia to topple every female they ever felt jealous of.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:17 AM (b+pJs)

60 My mother tormented those around her without respite including my good humble self and even tried to strangle me at 12, claiming that she would not let me turn out like my brother (who I'm nothing like btw - he's an abusive retard lib dummy, go figure).

But my father, who I love and miss dearly, let her.

So where does that put everyone.
==
Some women are stone cold killers. Look at the tik tok bitches. A good woman like a good man is a treasure.
rule 1 is rule 1 for a fucking reason.

Posted by: Rule 1 at September 10, 2026 11:17 AM (anL5R)

61 Brad Raffensperger, Secretary of State of Georgia

Michael Adams, Secretary of State of Kentucky

Michael Howe, Secretary of State of North Dakota

Monae Johnson, Secretary of State of South Dakota

David Scanlan, Secretary of State of New Hampshire

Scott Schwab, Secretary of State of Kansas

Utah Lieutenant Governor Deidre Henderson

You want to know why we can’t have secure elections? There you go. Surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (SqxZS)

THOSE guys are FAGZ!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 10, 2026 11:18 AM (ccf/V)

62 Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (SqxZS)

Second comment that's off topic. Any chance you can talk about this stuff on your own blog and not threadjack this post?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:18 AM (k5CNB)

63 >>“He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

I literally can't wrap my head around the kind of mentality that it takes to come up with a statement like that.

- - -

I think her point was that he needed to get over the murders so that he could focus on the poor mother and her needs? Once again, the killer is the real victim, and we must help her. . . or something.

Moral sickness.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (rOKnE)

64 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (ccf/V)

I just wanted to watch you twitch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (dK+Kv)

65 Waiting for lunch time or parts

Women can be crazy radicals, even the Bolsheviks had some murderous women.

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (5ZFmQ)

66 All this talk about the superiority of women and not a single mention of sammiches!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (74zY1)

67 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:16 AM (PGK1w)

I don't think she sent him to a pond but the pond was next to the feathers he hoped to collect. But you're right that everything is deemed a risk these days. I walked to school by myself when I was five. Yes it's a different time and that was in South Dakota but still.

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (KC5Lt)

68 39 Posted by: Correction but not overcorrection at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (TbWk/)

My mother tormented those around her without respite including my good humble self and even tried to strangle me at 12, claiming that she would not let me turn out like my brother (who I'm nothing like btw - he's an abusive retard lib dummy, go figure).

But my father, who I love and miss dearly, let her.

So where does that put everyone.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (b+pJs)

Yeah that's shitty. That abuser/enabler dynamic is not uncommon in dysfunctional families, and it can seriously fuck with your head being the kid on the receiving end.

Posted by: Where it puts them I don't know at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (TbWk/)

69
I just wanted to watch you twitch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (dK+Kv)

You cruel bastard.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (ccf/V)

70 All this talk about the superiority of women and not a single mention of sammiches!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

71 The problem is there is room to have compassion for even the worst of the worst killer. Maybe not from our general human perch but that is after all the basis of Christianity. Christ forgave His own torturers and killers.

The problem is that truth is being weaponized by those who lack sufficient interest in God's existence, let alone His eternal wisdom.

The Marxists love nothing more than twisting God's truth for their own demonic ends.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:22 AM (b+pJs)

72 >>All the handmaiden liars can't wait for Sharia to topple every female they ever felt jealous of.

Rush Limbaugh's undeniable truth #24: “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of American life.”

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (rOKnE)

73 Women are superior because they control or at least highly influence men. It was always a big lie of "feminism" that women were oppressed by men. Of course, the point of feminism wasn't to empower ladies. It was to empower leftwing oppression and communism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

Agree 100%. The feminist movement from the gitgo was never about women. The same for global warming/climate change.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (g8Ew8)

74
We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

I just want to know if he's inviting Polk Salad Annie to bring the greens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

75 “He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

I literally can't wrap my head around the kind of mentality that it takes to come up with a statement like that.

- - -

I think her point was that he needed to get over the murders so that he could focus on the poor mother and her needs? Once again, the killer is the real victim, and we must help her. . . or something.

Moral sickness.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:19 AM (rOKnE)

Integral to that mindset is the idea that children, rather than being a blessing and a gift, are a burden that should be minimize for the Karen's fullest enjoyment of life.

Of course she ended those three lives, who wouldn't have those same desires?

It's bizarro world, but that is my best guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (dK+Kv)

76 I was fortunate that my mom was the anti-Karen probably to a fault but i wouldn't change anything.

Those were the days when parents didn't automatically take the kid's side when the kid was out of line.

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (KC5Lt)

77 Of course, the point of feminism wasn't to empower ladies. It was to empower leftwing oppression and communism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

And they're the first ones to don the burka to appease their islhamist overlords.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

78
You want to know why we can’t have secure elections? There you go. Surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (SqxZS)

At least the Frogs have the DGSE thugs who sink hippy Greenpeace boats, and have the sense to have a Foreign Legion full of mercenary gangsters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (iqcvy)

79 You want to know why we can’t have secure elections? There you go. Surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (SqxZS)

Well, that would be concerning if anyone of those buffoons had a single ounce of control over the United States Postal Service, but since none of them do...meh...

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (NTVPI)

80 We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM

Seriously. Did I read wagyu brisket?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (Rm1ix)

81 We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

Are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (PGK1w)

82 71 The problem is there is room to have compassion for even the worst of the worst killer.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:22 AM (b+pJs)

Compassion but not adoration. The fandom is sick.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (odBC9)

83 We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

I just want to know if he's inviting Polk Salad Annie to bring the greens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

Just make sure he bags his meat before it goes in you.

Posted by: I'm talking sous vide, you pervs at September 10, 2026 11:25 AM (TbWk/)

84 Thanks for your affirmation of good mothers CBD , and thanks to all the folks that didn't suggest that even all leftist women support Clancy. I think the internet magnifies angry voices and suggests everybody feels the same way about the Clancy case. I know a woman who's a mother and she is a Democrat voter . She's also in her early 70's and is appalled by Clancy and the jurors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 11:25 AM (TMc8D)

85 Of course, the point of feminism wasn't to empower ladies. It was to empower leftwing oppression and communism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

And they're the first ones to don the burka to appease their islhamist overlords.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)
_________

Yea. As I said before, they wear the burka so they don't have to wear the handmaid outfit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

86 We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)
-

I just finished grilling 2 scrumptious picanhas. Couldn't resist, so I ate a slice.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (74zY1)

87 great essay CBD!

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (8uzBS)

88 Refer to my comment this morning about the Lindsey Clancy prosecutors. They're not quite up to par, according to some of the "experts" on social media sites and some newz outlets.

One apparently resembles some of the women in the jury. The look. Screams cat lady. Or whatever. The other one's purportedly a tranny.

There are reports that the prosecution wasn't on the ball and seemed "lazy" during the trial. They very well may have been sympathetic to the accused. They certainly permitted a horrid jury pool to try the case.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2Cry5)

89 The problem is there is room to have compassion for even the worst of the worst killer. Maybe not from our general human perch but that is after all the basis of Christianity. Christ forgave His own torturers and killers.

The problem is that truth is being weaponized by those who lack sufficient interest in God's existence, let alone His eternal wisdom.

The Marxists love nothing more than twisting God's truth for their own demonic ends.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:22 AM (b+pJs)

That is not a problem from the 9 Angry Karens perspective.

YOU are the problem, for failing to exercise (feminine) compassion, where the simple (masculine) goal was to analyze the expert testimony and factual evidence dispassionately and rationally conclude whether the admitted murderess was legally competent when she killed those three children.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (dK+Kv)

90 I had two mothers- one who died when my sister and I were very small and one who married our father and adopted us when we were still very young and raised us with our three brothers that she brought to the family.

Shortly before Mother died, I confessed to her that I sometimes felt guilty because I knew that E. must have loved us just as much as we loved our own babies, but I just couldn't remember her.
She said not to worry- when she died the first thing she would do would be to find her and by the time I joined them, they would be best friends.

Posted by: sal at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (f+FmA)

91 70 All this talk about the superiority of women and not a single mention of sammiches!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

We're too busy thinking about CBD's brisket.
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

I hope he's going to make enough for everybody.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (odBC9)

92 >>. . . But my father, who I love and miss dearly, let her.

So where does that put everyone.

Oh, so sorry to hear that -- it must have been so horrible!! That is a lot to overcome. Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:27 AM (rOKnE)

93 88 Refer to my comment this morning about the Lindsey Clancy prosecutors. They're not quite up to par, according to some of the "experts" on social media sites and some newz outlets.

One apparently resembles some of the women in the jury. The look. Screams cat lady. Or whatever. The other one's purportedly a tranny.

There are reports that the prosecution wasn't on the ball and seemed "lazy" during the trial. They very well may have been sympathetic to the accused. They certainly permitted a horrid jury pool to try the case.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2Cry5)

Do you know--I don't know: If there's a new trial, does that necessitate new prosecutors?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:28 AM (odBC9)

94 I was fortunate that my mom was the anti-Karen probably to a fault but i wouldn't change anything.

Those were the days when parents didn't automatically take the kid's side when the kid was out of line.

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:23 AM (KC5Lt)

Those days still exist, but it is an uphill battle, for sure.

We refer to those instances as the mother failing to unlatch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:28 AM (dK+Kv)

95 Compassion but not adoration. The fandom is sick.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (odBC9)

Yes. Highly trenchant.

Lot of it going around. The day you discover it's not just "political", that it's not just Kirk or some insurance CEO they want dead, but children of 5, 3, and not 1, that's the day you say maybe it's time to get right with your Maker.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:28 AM (b+pJs)

96 Posted by: sal at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (f+FmA)

Awesome mom .

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:29 AM (KC5Lt)

97 The problem is there is room to have compassion for even the worst of the worst killer.
==
To me this is a category error. The issue is whether she has responsibility, or not, for her actions. You can be compassionate for SENTENCING. First you convict, the let the Judge, and possibly the governor sort the rest of it out. Compassion doesn't mean you are excused of responsibility. You still face the music. We put you in a nice jail for a long time.

Posted by: YMMV and that's okay at September 10, 2026 11:29 AM (anL5R)

98 90 I had two mothers- one who died when my sister and I were very small and one who married our father and adopted us when we were still very young and raised us with our three brothers that she brought to the family.

Shortly before Mother died, I confessed to her that I sometimes felt guilty because I knew that E. must have loved us just as much as we loved our own babies, but I just couldn't remember her.
She said not to worry- when she died the first thing she would do would be to find her and by the time I joined them, they would be best friends.
Posted by: sal at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (f+FmA)

Nice!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:29 AM (odBC9)

99 But my father, who I love and miss dearly, let her.

So where does that put everyone.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (b+pJs)

Glad you triumphed!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:30 AM (dK+Kv)

100
Yea. As I said before, they wear the burka so they don't have to wear the handmaid outfit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

Which no one has required them to wear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

101 100

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:30 AM (odBC9)

102 Word to your mutha, CBD!

Posted by: Inogame at September 10, 2026 11:30 AM (53oGX)

103 “He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

I literally can't wrap my head around the kind of mentality that it takes to come up with a statement like that.

We know it's crazy. I think the reason it's being reported- and this would NEVER have been reported on before Trump- is to wake up the Dems.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 11:30 AM (Be6wp)

104 Refer to my comment this morning about the Lindsey Clancy prosecutors. They're not quite up to par, according to some of the "experts" on social media sites and some newz outlets.

One apparently resembles some of the women in the jury. The look. Screams cat lady. Or whatever. The other one's purportedly a tranny.

There are reports that the prosecution wasn't on the ball and seemed "lazy" during the trial. They very well may have been sympathetic to the accused. They certainly permitted a horrid jury pool to try the case.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2Cry5)
___________

1. Awful jury selection. Prosecutors sat a jury that had no chance -- ever -- of reaching a guilty verdict. Yes, I know: prosecutors don't always get the jury they want. But this jury might as well have been hand picked by the defense. No excuse for that.

2. Inexplicable trial strategy. As I said before, the prosecution witnesses all lined up to praise LC for being a "good mother," for "loving her kids," and other obsequious ball-licking. WTF? You can't win a prosecution if your witnesses basically testify for the defense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

105 Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:27 AM (rOKnE)

Thanks Lizzy! I guess when you put it like that it is. Everyone has their cross to bear, I suppose. When I want to piss off Brit Lass i tell her she's just like her. 😀

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:32 AM (b+pJs)

106 Sure, The Lord forgives.

However, if you do not beg for mercy and ask for forgiveness from deep within your heart, He knows and will banish you to Hell for eternity.

Everyone seems to think they can just 'ask for forgiveness' and enter The Kingdom.

Uh.....it's not that simple.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:32 AM (ccf/V)

107 >>The problem is there is room to have compassion for even the worst of the worst killer.

That's what prison ministry is for (not being sarcastic).

Those crazy ladies on the jury thought that THEY could save Clancy. No. You are not Jesus, stay in your lanes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:33 AM (rOKnE)

108 RIP Barry Melrose.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (+mpku)

109 In the sequence of God's creation, the steps go from simple to complex. Light and dark. Heavens and Earth. Seas and dry land. As He moves through the creation of plants, fish, birds, and animals it is building to a crescendo: mankind, created in the image of the Trinity.
And what comes last?
Woman.
She's is the most complex and the most beautiful.
She is the pinnacle of all creation.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:30 AM (dK+Kv)

You're a real pal.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (b+pJs)

111 >>When I want to piss off Brit Lass i tell her she's just like her. 😀

Oh, d@mn, that's a killshot, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (rOKnE)

112 Just found out that a wonderful friend of ours' dog has a cancerous lump. They'll surgically remove it, but don't know whether it's spread, or localized.

FFS........F*ck 2026 and F*ck cancer.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (ccf/V)

113 The problem is there is room to have compassion for even the worst of the worst killer.

That's what prison ministry is for (not being sarcastic).

Those crazy ladies on the jury thought that THEY could save Clancy. No. You are not Jesus, stay in your lanes.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:33 AM (rOKnE)

What? Of course we aren't. Jesus was just another Christofascist white male oppressor.

Posted by: Crazy ladies on the jury at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)

114 RIP Barry Melrose.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (+mpku)

The best broadcast mullet ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

115 So.
No prize for me.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (Edxq2)

116 104
2. Inexplicable trial strategy. As I said before, the prosecution witnesses all lined up to praise LC for being a "good mother," for "loving her kids," and other obsequious ball-licking. WTF? You can't win a prosecution if your witnesses basically testify for the defense.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

Maybe another sort of category error: The prosecution's job was not to weigh in on the good or bad of the mother, but on the murder.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (odBC9)

117 You're a real pal.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (b+pJs)

Thanks, buddy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (dK+Kv)

118 That link between mother and child -- that hopefully the art of the past four days has illuminated

That picture this morning is going to be hard to beat. It would have chased the demons out of the jurors had they been forced to deliberate in its presence.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (Be6wp)

119 Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

I reluctantly have to agree even though I think it was so cute and dry that Lancelot Link, monkey prosecutor could get a conviction.

I think their error was not focusing on what it takes to get a not guilty by insanity defense. It's my understanding that if the defendant knew without a doubt what they did was wrong then the insanity defense is moot.

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (KC5Lt)

120 You're a real pal.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (b+pJs)

Thanks, buddy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (dK+Kv

I'm not your buddy, champ.

Posted by: Trying to get something started at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

121 90 She said not to worry- when she died the first thing she would do would be to find her and by the time I joined them, they would be best friends.
Posted by: sal at September 10, 2026 11:26 AM (f+FmA)

There I go getting verklempt again. My mother would have been 103 today but died at 82 years young. The older I get the more I realize how blessed I was to have the parents I did.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (SjAWL)

122
And I never wrote that women are morally pure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 11:09 AM (k5CNB)

I see women in line for Confession and I wonder, "What could you possibly be here for?" I have no insight in that matter. Men? Everyone knows what they're in line to confess.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (eRlcH)

123
Seriously. Did I read wagyu brisket?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 11:24 AM (Rm1ix)

It IS how the 'other half' lives.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:37 AM (ccf/V)

124 She is the pinnacle of all gladiator movies.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026 11:37 AM (eWmxW)

125 Maybe another sort of category error: The prosecution's job was not to weigh in on the good or bad of the mother, but on the murder.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (odBC9)

The murder was conceded. The acts were admitted. The only question was whether she was legally competent. I am with the Blade. You don't start by building up the murderer as a good person. The theme should have been how calculating and manipulative she was, because no rational juror wants to be manipulated.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:38 AM (dK+Kv)

126 2. Inexplicable trial strategy. As I said before, the prosecution witnesses all lined up to praise LC for being a "good mother," for "loving her kids," and other obsequious ball-licking. WTF? You can't win a prosecution if your witnesses basically testify for the defense.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

Maybe another sort of category error: The prosecution's job was not to weigh in on the good or bad of the mother, but on the murder.
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:35 AM (odBC9)

Hold it!

Posted by: Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney at September 10, 2026 11:38 AM (TbWk/)

127 I've noted this before, but women were fed a bill of goods that men were keeping all kinds of fulfillment and joy away from women by preventing them from being in the workplace.

So women DEMANDED that they be allowed into the workforce and not "forced" to stay at home with babies.

And they are now, as a whole, far more stressed, far less happy, and have far fewer children... while the increase in available workers has held down wages, so living on a single income is also far harder... making more women have to work and become far more stressed, far less happy, and have far fewer children...

Gee. It's almost as if taking on the curse of men in addition to the curse of women was a bad idea!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 10, 2026 11:38 AM (N1tpc)

128 The best broadcast mullet ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Damn straight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 11:38 AM (+mpku)

129
I'm not your buddy, champ.

Posted by: Trying to get something started at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

It's 'guy.' I'm not your buddy GUY......

I'm not your guy friend.......

I'm not your friend buddy.......

etcetera etcetera.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (ccf/V)

130 From one of the female jurors in the clancy case:

“He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

I literally can't wrap my head around the kind of mentality that it takes to come up with a statement like that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2026 11:12 AM (I43vL)

That's because you are not a Superior Being who has risen above the muddy wallow of the common herd and can discern the bright and glittering soul inside the monstrous and horrible child murder, and forgive all.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (iJfKG)

131 I'm not your buddy, champ.
Posted by: Trying to get something started at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

------------

I'm not your champ, sport.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (2UnvF)

132 122 Men? Everyone knows what they're in line to confess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (eRlcH)

wrath, greed, pride, envy, sloth, lust, and/or gluttony

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (odBC9)

133
Damn straight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 11:38 AM (+mpku)

F*ck Parkinson's too.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (ccf/V)

134 Powerful words, cBD. Thanks.

Yet another aspect of all this to consider is the all too common notion that a woman can raise a child on her own, outside of marriage. This creates the false belief that the child can fulfill all of the mother's need for love, unconditional love. When that child fails to meet that expectation, what does the single mom do? Have another baby? Smother the first baby with overweening attention? Smother that first baby with a blanket for rejecting her? Look for love in all the wrong places? That expectation of unconditional love is a horrible burden to put on a child.

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (qgHp7)

135 The Left always pick the worst of the worst cases to fuck with everyone's head.

Like if this woman flipped out, attacked the husband, killed one kid, cut herself, jumped and paralyzed her own ass, could I buy psychosis? Yeah I think I could. Does that mean I wouldn't want her "punished"? Maybe. That's the point of psychosis. We know it's a legitimate thing that happens to people and we used to lock those people away, not in cell block C.

But this thing... this is a horse of a most different and agonizing color.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (b+pJs)

136 "Well, if my life has been according to God's will, then f*ck him. My free will allows me to say that because he's got a whole lot of explaining to do."
Posted by: Sponge
=======
I don't think your friend will like the Book of Job very much but his answer lies in it.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (E4rtv)

137 And they are now, as a whole, far more stressed, far less happy, and have far fewer children... while the increase in available workers has held down wages, so living on a single income is also far harder... making more women have to work and become far more stressed, far less happy, and have far fewer children...

Gee. It's almost as if taking on the curse of men in addition to the curse of women was a bad idea!
==
But we have twice as many workers to tax!!!

Posted by: Your super helpful Government at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (anL5R)

138
And what comes last?
Woman.
She's is the most complex and the most beautiful.
She is the pinnacle of all creation.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

OW, my rib!

Posted by: Adam at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (Cqx++)

139 Blame the attorney all you like.

The bitch admitted to tricking her husband into leaving for long enough for her to murder the three kids.

It's black letter premeditated murder.

The jury is to blame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (BI5O2)

140 130
That's because you are not a Superior Being who has risen above the muddy wallow of the common herd and can discern the bright and glittering soul inside the monstrous and horrible child murder, and forgive all.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (iJfKG)

=======

So...the uberfrau.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (qE8uT)

141 I don't think your friend will like the Book of Job very much but his answer lies in it.
Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (E4rtv)

Yep.

I tell him all the time I'm being tested, as is the First Lady, but we persist, move forward and just keep living as we can.

I don't know why......but there it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:41 AM (ccf/V)

142 >>What? Of course we aren't. Jesus was just another Christofascist white male oppressor.
Posted by: Crazy ladies on the jury

Heh.

What's sad is that the progressives, exhibit A being that weirdo Tallerico, think they are better than the "judgmental" Jesus. They have to reinterpret (and take out of context) the scripture for modern times because they are more compassionate than God and Jesus. They care MORE you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (rOKnE)

143 So...the uberfrau.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (qE8uT)

Sounds like a microbrew.

Posted by: Try new Uberfrau IPA, extra bitter at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (TbWk/)

144 Ok

Enough of this. I've got to get some work done.

Be excellent to each other. Except Sid. He earns ridicule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

145 Men? Everyone knows what they're in line to confess.
Posted by: Hadrian

wrath, greed, pride, envy, sloth, lust, and/or gluttony
Posted by: m

Dammit, I usually bring my list with me. Now I have to get back in line...

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (Be6wp)

146 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:38 AM (dK+Kv)

If - hypothetical - if - the prosecution fucked up that bad - then I can't sincerely blame any juror. A juror's job is not to decide shit is proven if it's not.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (b+pJs)

147 I don't know why......but there it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:41 AM (ccf/V)

Ours is not to reason why...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:44 AM (PGK1w)

148 As a parent, what she did was unpardonable, unforgivable and not understandable at any level of analysis.

The lone holdout did an mans job and should be get a freaking Roman Triumph in his honor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 11:44 AM (XV/Pl)

149 don't know why......but there it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 11:41 AM (ccf/V)

Ours is not to reason why...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:44 AM (PGK1w)

Ours is but to drink Bud Dry

Posted by: Throwback Thursday at September 10, 2026 11:45 AM (TbWk/)

150 It's black letter premeditated murder.

The jury is to blame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 11:40 AM (BI5O2)

Both can be true, but yeah. The one juror admitted that many of the jurors were headlong for acquittal from the beginning, even before hearing any evidence or testimony. They were derelict in their duty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:46 AM (dK+Kv)

151 Under the Constitution of Mongolia and the Law on Encouraging Mothers Who Have Given Birth to and Raised Many Children, President of Mongolia Khurelsukh Ukhnaa decreed to confer the Order of Maternal Glory to mothers, in celebration of the upcoming International Children’s Day.

This year, a total of 14,480 mothers across the country will receive First- and Second-Class Order of Maternal Glory.

Among today’s recipients, most are 34–39 years old, with the youngest being 22.
The President underlined that the Order of Maternal Glory symbolizes a mother’s boundless love and dedication to her children’s well-being, and expressed heartfelt gratitude to all recipients.

https://tinyurl.com/2nr87c4d

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 11:46 AM (C0oZI)

152 My mom had that painting framed and hanging in our living room when we (myself and six siblings) were growing up. She's 107 and still living, going to visit her today. She still likes to have a glass of wine and a bit of popcorn now and then.

Posted by: Giles Overreach at September 10, 2026 11:47 AM (cOor7)

153 As a parent, what she did was unpardonable, unforgivable and not understandable at any level of analysis.

The lone holdout did an mans job and should be get a freaking Roman Triumph in his honor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 11:44 AM (XV/Pl)

Shouldn't he be shamed and hounded for not knowing his place and bending the knee to all those superior women?

Posted by: Sarcasm with extra sarcasm at September 10, 2026 11:47 AM (TbWk/)

154 The prosecution didn't give the lone juror anything to hang his hat on when debating the case with the other jurors .

Maybe I'm just incorrect in the legal definition of what it takes to be deemed not guilty via temporary insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:47 AM (KC5Lt)

155 I think their error was not focusing on what it takes to get a not guilty by insanity defense. It's my understanding that if the defendant knew without a doubt what they did was wrong then the insanity defense is moot.
Posted by: polynikes

Not quite. Mass has a rather stupid state standard set in Commonwealth v. McHoul (1967) where once the burden of proof by showing the judge that a defense of not guilty by reason of insanity is reasonable, then the STATE has the burden of proof to show beyond a reasonable doubt that person was sane enough to comprehend their actions and decided to do it anyway in going forward with the murders at the time when the murders happened. Comes from the idiots at the Model Penal Code project.

M'Naughten std from the 1800's British law, on the other hand, requires a defendant has to prove insanity under the clear and convincing evidence std (highest in civil law) that the defendant was insane at the time of the murder. Most states follow some form of M'Naughten test. A few allow a guilty but insane verdict which commits the person to a mental hospital to serve out their sentence. Personally, I think this is the way.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

156 And, to extend CBD's point, that women are superior and nurturing is exactly why the Clancy rhubarb exemplifies our cultural crisis, the rotten core of American modernity.

Women need to reclaim their rightful place, and demand men do the same. Teaching American values of self-reliance and self-improvement, freedom, and civic responsibility to small children is infinitely superior than teaching "empathy" and "tolerance".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 11:48 AM (GMf4a)

157
Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (KC5Lt)

I think what got her convicted was the fact that she sent him to the pond.

Of course, the kid (at 5) is already a competitive swimmer, so I don't see much risk there, but even that is beside the point.

The point is that we've deliberately created a society which sees ANY risk to children as something to be mitigated/condemned/avoided.

THAT is damaging people to an enormous degree, and we aren't even going to realize how badly for at least another generation.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:16 AM (PGK1w)

Especially when a 5 year old autistic kid just drowned in a pond b/c both parents purposely provided the kid the opportunity to do so...

I would not have convicted mom or even charged mom. But, a 5 year old is not allowed to go to a pool alone. Normally, you must be able to swim and be 9 in my area. And a pool has lifeguards - a pond doesn't.

So, a rethink on sending an older buddy (b/c he had siblings) or sending him where there was no possible water was probably a better idea...

I let my kids roam...but I always did it in stages to get neighbors used to it...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (tOcjL)

158 If - hypothetical - if - the prosecution fucked up that bad - then I can't sincerely blame any juror. A juror's job is not to decide shit is proven if it's not.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (b+pJs)

You can. See 150. They were predetermined to acquit, and they browbeat the rest of the jurors for an acquittal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (dK+Kv)

159 I miss my mom. She passed away when I was a teen. She had her faults, but she taught me how to be a gentleman.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (2WIwB)

160 The glory of child-bearing and rearing has become a perceived burden...one that interferes with the hedonism of a post-modern world.

--
Perfectly stated

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (EGSGm)

161 This is hateful fascistic racist transphobic speech!!!!

Men too can have kids. And children are gross anyway.

Posted by: AWFLs at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (Y08do)

162 154 The prosecution didn't give the lone juror anything to hang his hat on when debating the case with the other jurors .
Posted by: polynikes

FWIW, only the hags have spoken and I don't think they are credible in anyway. And what's worse, they admitted that they followed a nurse's tales in the jury room over pharmacology rather than the evidence presented at trial which is juror misconduct that could and should warrant a contempt of court for that misconduct.

This is the shit show that blue states have sunk to. Third world justice based on tribal identities rather than justice.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (E4rtv)

163 155 Not quite. Mass has a rather stupid state standard set in Commonwealth v. McHoul (1967) where once the burden of proof by showing the judge that a defense of not guilty by reason of insanity is reasonable, then the STATE has the burden of proof to show beyond a reasonable doubt that person was sane enough to comprehend their actions and decided to do it anyway in going forward with the murders at the time when the murders happened. Comes from the idiots at the Model Penal Code project.

M'Naughten std from the 1800's British law, on the other hand, requires a defendant has to prove insanity under the clear and convincing evidence std (highest in civil law) that the defendant was insane at the time of the murder. Most states follow some form of M'Naughten test. A few allow a guilty but insane verdict which commits the person to a mental hospital to serve out their sentence. Personally, I think this is the way.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

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Sounds like it's the judge's fault for allowing the stupid standard to apply in this case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (qE8uT)

164 while the increase in available workers has held down wages, so living on a single income is also far harder... making more women have to work and become far more stressed, far less happy
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There is a school of thought that a significant portion of the "women's rights" were a kind of op, or manipulation of mass opinion for "other purposes" as it were.

It's difficult to believe but there was a time in America where a single breadwinner could earn enough income in a unskilled labor job to support a family. Not in "high style", but he could purchase a home, buy a car, and maybe get a vacation once in a while. Mom stayed home with the kids. There were millions of middle class neighborhoods like this.

Delivering Milk, the Milkman. Or at a meatpacking house. Or a foundry worker. Loggers, miners, boilermakers, welders, factory assemblers. All that has been hollowed out through overseas "free trade"; and at the same time, millions of unskilled laborers have driven wages stagnant since the 1970s.

Doubling the number of people in the workforce effectively quashed wages as well. Now you see parents trying to work two jobs, and pay for day care at the same time.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (X/q9i)

165 Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

My point yesterday is that even with the higher burden of proof (that she was sane beyond a reasonable doubt) the case was still open and shut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (Y/06r)

166
The man who allowed those idiots on the jury is to blame.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (C0oZI)

167 I'd honestly be a bit surprised if the state makes an effort to try Clancy again. They apparently are borderline incompetents at the prosecutor's office there, so what would be the reason to go through this shit yet again?

The woman's got a miserable existence moving forward. I figure she'll finish herself off in the next several months.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 11:51 AM (2Cry5)

168 Woman.
She's is the most complex and the most beautiful.
She is the pinnacle of all creation.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

Did your wife make you write that? Is she holding you hostage? Blink twice for yes.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 11:51 AM (dpXJq)

169 164 It's difficult to believe but there was a time in America where a single breadwinner could earn enough income in a unskilled labor job to support a family. Not in "high style", but he could purchase a home, buy a car, and maybe get a vacation once in a while. Mom stayed home with the kids. There were millions of middle class neighborhoods like this.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (X/q9i)

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Kevin's dad in Home Alone was the sole breadwinner in the family, and he owned that house with that many kids and took his extended family to Paris for a Christmas vacation.

I suspect he's actually a crack dealer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 11:52 AM (qE8uT)

170 'm not your buddy, champ.
Posted by: Trying to get something started at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

------------

I'm not your champ, sport.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (2UnvF)

I am not your sport, hoss!

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 11:52 AM (AKptf)

171 Both can be true, but yeah. The one juror admitted that many of the jurors were headlong for acquittal from the beginning, even before hearing any evidence or testimony. They were derelict in their duty.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:46 AM (dK+Kv)

They Couldn't Understand Normal (jury) Training.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 11:52 AM (wVcYX)

172 154 The prosecution didn't give the lone juror anything to hang his hat on when debating the case with the other jurors .
Posted by: polynikes
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The prosecution was way too sympathetic to the killer, in the short clips I saw. In her summation, the prosecutor even acknowledged how terrible the events were for the defendant, instead of condemning her and demanding her imprisonment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (GMf4a)

173 158 If - hypothetical - if - the prosecution fucked up that bad - then I can't sincerely blame any juror. A juror's job is not to decide shit is proven if it's not.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:42 AM (b+pJs)

You can. See 150. They were predetermined to acquit, and they browbeat the rest of the jurors for an acquittal.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Ellipsis, from legal observers on the trial, the prosecution put forth a case based on logic and facts while the jurors were already trying to browbeat other jurors apparently even before deliberations began by one juror (the anonymous female that supported the holdout). That again is juror misconduct. You cannot deliberate anything on the case before being formally charged with jury instructions and paying attention to the trial.

I suspect too that at least one maybe more were googling shit on the case outside of the evidence presented.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

174 How can one who murders another in cold blood be sane?
She murdered the babies.
She is a murderer.
Time to go, Clancy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (C0oZI)

175 The glory of child-bearing and rearing has become a perceived burden...one that interferes with the hedonism of a post-modern world.

--
Perfectly stated
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (Rm1ix)

176 167 I'd honestly be a bit surprised if the state makes an effort to try Clancy again. They apparently are borderline incompetents at the prosecutor's office there, so what would be the reason to go through this shit yet again?

The woman's got a miserable existence moving forward. I figure she'll finish herself off in the next several months.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 11:51 AM (2Cry5)

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I suspect that the case was considered easy and relatively low priority by the DA's office when it first came to them, so they gave it to fat DEI hire because no way could she screw it up.

Then she screwed up on every single stage of things and turned an open and shut murder trial into a national controversy.

If the DA's office does it again...it'll be with another attorney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (qE8uT)

177 Her actions were cold, calculated and pre-meditated, she was sane and of sound, if evil, mind when she perpetrated those heinous acts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (XV/Pl)

178 Salient point CBD AND I can't argue with your points! How rare!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (MYzks)

179 I'd also like to see the jury instructions. They are often overlooked but they are absolutely critical to the case.

The jury's job is to apply their opinions of the evidence to the "law" as instructed by the judge.

If the judge instructs the jury, "You are to find the defendant not guilty if she wears a revealing dress," and the defendant one day wears a mini with a heavy drop top, then the jury is to apply that to the (obviously nonsensical) instruction and acquit.

MA also appears to have a broader "insanity defense" that is more favorable to the defense than the majority of other states. MA does not follow the classic "M'Naghten rule."

No, I'm not defending the jury verdict in this case. At least one of the jurors was an insane Karen that never should have been on the jury. (The one that gave that interview.) But without knowing the full jury instructions, I can't evaluate the other jurors as to whether they conceivably did their job or not.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

180 You can. See 150. They were predetermined to acquit, and they browbeat the rest of the jurors for an acquittal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (dK+Kv)

But if the prosecution was so incompetent, you and I can't say for certain what people would do had they proven their case. We can surmise. We can have our opinion. Hell we can "know" in ourselves.

But it was the prosecutions job to present the compelling case.

Without it I can't safely blame anyone for acquitting short of them explicitly announcing nothing would ever change their mind. They didn't get the chance to have their mind changed.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 11:54 AM (b+pJs)

181 172 The prosecution was way too sympathetic to the killer, in the short clips I saw. In her summation, the prosecutor even acknowledged how terrible the events were for the defendant, instead of condemning her and demanding her imprisonment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 11:53 AM (GMf4a)

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Fat DEI hire wants to kill her own kids someday, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 11:54 AM (qE8uT)

182 I'm not your buddy, champ.
Posted by: Trying to get something started at September 10, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

------------

I'm not your champ, sport.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 11:39 AM (2UnvF)

I'm not your turd, asshole.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)

183 159 I miss my mom. She passed away when I was a teen. She had her faults, but she taught me how to be a gentleman.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 11:49 AM (2WIwB)

{bro hug}. Miss mine, too. Just one more hug.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 11:54 AM (N39Ws)

184 Now one thing that will strike someone as significant if you read period articles from the "social planners" in the 1950s and 1960s was how strong the middle class was in America. Most countries are starkly divided. The very rich and wealthy, and abject poverty, no in between. None.

The "experts" allowed that Americans had a strong belief in God, generally, and a robust church attendance. And the family unit was going to be a tough nut to crack.

"Well, it worked, didn't it?" Harry Reid. They have successfully decimated the strong family unit, single breadwinner employment, and Motherhood. Church attendance? I'm sure it has cratered. What's left is whack job purple haired lunatics bitching at me about my lawnmower is destroying the planet.

It's all so painfully obvious if you know what you're looking at, and it cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 11:54 AM (X/q9i)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Madonna and Child with St. John (known as Madonna of the Chair)
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

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1 Fat baby

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (IT8WN)

2
Our Lady, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (eRlcH)

3 Chunky.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Rm1ix)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 Mornin', nurse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Rm1ix)

6 3 Chunky.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Rm1ix)

Not missing any meals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

7 I love it. And I usually am not a fan of religious art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (pIyof)

8 Is that a hookah?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

9 Wegovy ad.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026 09:33 AM (w1NC6)

10 The Art Thread this week appears to be backlash to the Clancy non-verdict.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

11 I guess it's not feeding time.

Posted by: No boobage at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

12 Baby needs Thigh Master.

Posted by: Diddler at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (H6Y/1)

13 would not hang too elbow-centric

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

14 Madonna and Chunky Monkey. This is absolutely Art. Beautiful.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Be6wp)

15 Jeez, kid. Leg day. It's a thing.

Posted by: Bethlehem CrossFit Club at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

16 OK, that's a 35lb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (BI5O2)

17 A definite and appropriate theme this week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 09:36 AM (UJfh6)

18 A 35lb. infant, I meant. Huge.

I don't recall hearing the Jesys grew to be 14ft. tall.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 10, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

19 The Art Thread this week appears to be backlash to the Clancy non-verdict.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins!

Yes. Some very nice paintings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (+mpku)

20 Nice painting. Chunky baby

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (uTFcg)

21 15 Jeez, kid. Leg day. It's a thing.
Posted by: Bethlehem CrossFit Club at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

He's not even walking yet. He's probably not going to be doing full plates on the rack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Y/06r)

22 She seems to be flaunting her halo privilege.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

23 Wegovy ad.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026

***
The Renaissance of Jardiance!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

24 Wow, that’s a big kid.

Who knew Baby Jesus was built like a linebacker?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

25 I hate this phone keyboard. I give up. I'll just let it do whatever it wants from now one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (BI5O2)

26 Who would have thought the bible and Jane Eyre would work so well together?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (2ap+5)

27 And it's Fat Baby week here on the somewhat Vibrant Art Thread. CBD's gruff exterior has given way to becoming an Old Softee. It will take me a while to get used to.

Posted by: Nice Guys Finish Last-Leo Durocher at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Fn+3X)

28 2
Our Lady, therefore art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (eRlcH)

100% agree. Nicely done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (N39Ws)

29 I am loving the theme this week.
Very fitting.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

30 That fat baby loves you.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (b+pJs)

31 30 That fat baby loves you.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (b+pJs)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:39 AM (Y/06r)

32
A copy hangs in the reception room of my childhood church.

Posted by: Auspex at September 10, 2026 09:40 AM (Y8DZL)

33 Another lovely mother and child portrait, this time by one of the great masters. Thanks CBD,

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

34 Is that a hookah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Filled with Maui Wowie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:40 AM (+mpku)

35 If the painting were square or rectangular, there would be room for a small dog.

Posted by: Piss-Poor-Planning at September 10, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)

36 Oh, wait. John has a halo, too. Had to zoom in to see it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

37 RMBS!

Howdy sir!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:42 AM (1TCIS)

38 Very sweet face of the Madonna and I really like the color contrast in her dress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 09:42 AM (xSAlF)

39 RMBS!

Howdy sir!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:42 AM

Counting down to TX!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:43 AM (Rm1ix)

40
Fat Baby Jesus is proof.

Our Lady's Breast Milk is Miraculously Nutritious. Really the Best!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

41 Mom is playing to the camera.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

42
Holy smokes. This is freaking me out.

https://tinyurl.com/43dhj84w

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM (BI5O2)

43 This is absolutely Art. Beautiful.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Be6wp)

Agreed. This Raphael fellow is shaping up...he might turn out to be good someday.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)

44 Back in the day, I knew a lot of families who had a copy of this on the wall.

Morning, all. A lovely 70-odd degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Hope it's just as lovely where you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM (qRla/)

45 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (IT8WN)

**hand kiss**

Good morning, lovely lady.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:46 AM (qRla/)

46 The SS Raffaello was a lovely ship built by the Italian Line for transatlantic service. It's sister ship was the SS Michelangelo. You could see them tied up at the pier on West Street in Manhattan often in the 60s. They were not financial successes as the era of sailing to Europe was eclipsed by Boeing 707 travel.

Posted by: Atsa My Boat! at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

47 Hello Mr Poppins!

I have 57 and overcast.
Spectacular sunset last evening.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (1TCIS)

48 There appears to be a cross on John's left shoulder.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

49
Religious art is not my thing.

Baby Jesus is a real butterball in this one.

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (ZxPkt)

50 Morning, all. A lovely 70-odd degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Hope it's just as lovely where you are.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM

Fine day, here. Shaping up to be a bit hot for September, but I'll take it for now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (Rm1ix)

51 Did one of the Ninja Turtles paint this?

Posted by: Pvt Wierzbowski aka Quilters Irish Death at September 10, 2026 09:49 AM (H+Gci)

52 Religious art is not my thing.

Baby Jesus is a real butterball in this one.
Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (ZxPkt)

He's also a good 42" tall, or so. Gargantuan Jesus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2)

53 Hate that kid!

Posted by: Herodias at September 10, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

54 Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

***********

Even the great artists seemed to struggle with baby and toddler bodily proportions. I wonder if it had to do with who they used as models...

The legs have almost achondroplastic dwarf-like proportions.

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:50 AM (qgHp7)

55 Off to fold some clothes until comment 100.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:50 AM (qRla/)

56 Fattening the kid up for those 40 days in the wilderness.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2026 09:50 AM (qwype)

57 Raffaello

**********

Fail, Fail, Fail!

No teenagers, no Ninjas, no turtles!

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:51 AM (qgHp7)

58 Sweet!

Love that stage in the first year when the baby is a super-chunk! A growth spurt is happening soon.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)

59 Ask your cosmetic surgeon if Achondroplastic is right for you.

Posted by: Fat Fluffy Farma at September 10, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

60 I enjoy Raphael's larger crowd scenes like his School of Athens. In many of his portraits the facial expressions are a bit wooden, typical for the time and something I mention often enough. This painting is different. The expressions are natural and realistic. The skin tones are soft, pleasant. Look at the slight blush on Mary's cheek. Their eyes are lively and Mary's direct look at the viewer is riveting. The colors of Raphael's sunlit outdoor scenes are vibrant in an eye catching way. The colors here are still rich but softer, appropriate to an intimate, indoor setting.

It is a remarkable, gentle family portrait. Even without the religious aspects it would be wonderful and touching.

Posted by: JTB at September 10, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

61 momz has this hanging somewhere. loves her some icon stuff. visited romania just to see some.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

62 Diet of locusts and honey would probably be hard to gain weight on.

Posted by: Ayds Diet Candy at September 10, 2026 09:53 AM (Fn+3X)

63 QID?!?!?

Long time no see! How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:53 AM (1TCIS)

64 1 it's just the left leg. early on set lymphatic filariasis.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

65 10 already stated not.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

66 58 Sweet!

Love that stage in the first year when the baby is a super-chunk! A growth spurt is happening soon.
Posted by: Lizzy

Right!!! They chunk out and then grow three inches in a month. It’s insane.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:55 AM (1TCIS)

67 My daughter was nearly 10 lbs. at birth, like 3 weeks late. Chunky like this until crawling, walking. Lean, fit and strong ever since.

Posted by: Memories of 1987 at September 10, 2026 09:57 AM (Fn+3X)

68 Madonna of the chair? And what a chair it is. Must be sturdy, too.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 09:58 AM (j6nUo)

69 48 There appears to be a cross on John's left shoulder.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

Seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 09:59 AM (88C+u)

70 Seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.
Posted by: 88C+u

For now!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:01 AM (j6nUo)

71 Diet of locusts and honey

***********

I think that's the wrong John. The title says St. John who was John the Apostle. Diet of locusts and honey John was John the Baptist. I initially thought it was John the Baptist because of the similarity of the ages. John in the painting has hands in a worshipful pose and a crucifix over his shoulder.

I could be mistaken.

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

72 Seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.
Posted by: 88C+u

For now!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:01 AM

*nods in foreshadow*

Posted by: Herod at September 10, 2026 10:03 AM (Rm1ix)

73 71 so not the one herodius had killed?

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:04 AM (Bep7s)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

75 Right!!! They chunk out and then grow three inches in a month. It’s insane.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Babies. Gotta love them.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (lJ0H4)

76 This CBD guy is determined to make us rough folk some version of art literate.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (E9nGU)

77 The children are sacred. May those that harm the Gift from God spend eternity in regret.

And pain......LOTS of pain......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

78 Our Lady, therefore art.

Motto of the Cecilia Giménez Restoration Academy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (zdLoL)

79 Had the idea John the Apostle was the youngest of the crew, in which case he wasn't born yet.
John the Baptist is consistently associated with Jesus' infancy in the Infancy Gospel of James and of course in Luke.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (88C+u)

80 Seems Mother's Milk is high in fat content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

81 They chunk out??

Is that the medical term used in hospitals?

Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (Oy/m2)

82 I just can't accept our Lord and Savoir was a chubby baby.

It's not a badly done painting I just don't enjoy it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM (xcxpd)

83 Religious art is not my thing.
-------

As is your prerogative. However it's worth noting Christianity has produced some of the most beautiful art, music and architecture in the history of the world.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM (b+pJs)

84 I chunked out a few times after a night of hard partying in my college days.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

85 They chunk out??

Is that the medical term used in hospitals?
Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM

It's an industry term.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at September 10, 2026 10:08 AM (Rm1ix)

86 Seems Mother's Milk is high in fat content.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

Mother’s Milk - it’s what’s for breakfast.
Lunch and dinner, too.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 10:08 AM (E9nGU)

87 "smoking incense stencher"

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)

88 Seems Mother's Milk is high in fat content.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

If that's the case then call me Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:09 AM (b+pJs)

89 Jesus and John The Baptist were first cousins, so this is most likely NOT the Apostle John who penned "In the beginning was The Word..."

Posted by: You could ask Elizabeth at September 10, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

90 >>Babies. Gotta love them.

Yes, yes we do!

I really appreciate this theme, CBD. Such relief amidst the ghouls who hate motherhood.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 10:11 AM (rOKnE)

91 Madonna and Child with St. John (known as Madonna of the Chair)
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

Mary holding the Christ Child while a young John the Baptist watches and prays from the right. Mary sits in a sedia camerale (a papal chamber chair) rather than a rustic seat, blending divine holiness with human maternal warmth.

A lovely, uplifting painting, circa 1513–1514, likely for Pope Leo X. It's housed in the Palatine Gallery of the Pitti Palace in Florence, Italy.

Didn't realize this artist also died relatively young.

Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, now generally known in English as Raphael, was an Italian painter and architect of the High Renaissance. His work is admired for its clarity of form, ease of composition, and visual achievement of the Neoplatonic ideal of human grandeur.

Born 1483, Urbino, Italy
Died April 6, 1520 (age 37 years), Rome, Italy
Periods - Renaissance, Italian Renaissance, High Renaissance
Full name - Raffaello Sanzio
Parents - Giovanni Santi, Magia di Battista di Nicola Ciarla.
(His father a painter and poet; his mother also passed young, in 1491.)

Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 10:11 AM (NFX2v)

92 Posted by: You could ask Elizabeth at September 10, 2026 10:10 AM

You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

Posted by: Zechariah at September 10, 2026 10:12 AM (Rm1ix)

93 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:12 AM (ccf/V)

94 This CBD guy is determined to make us rough folk some version of art literate.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (E9nGU)

Just call me Sisyphus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 10:13 AM (k5CNB)

95 None of my kids were chubby babies. But my youngest was rail-thin. I figured she'd be a waif. At 6, she has the strongest natural build of any of the three at that age. Strong limbs, a stout trunk, lots of energy. Unfortunately, zero coordination, like her dad. Just brute force. But still, physically powerful. Her cousin is a healthy kid of the same age, but she just manhandles her when they wrestle.

You can't ever really tell when they're babies, it's always a crap shoot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

96 However it's worth noting Christianity has produced some of the most beautiful art, music and architecture in the history of the world.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM

Where is all the epic Mohammedan art?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

97 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:12 AM (ccf/V)

It didn't, really, but I get it.......my bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

98 You can't ever really tell when they're babies, it's always a crap shoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM

Especially 2 seconds after you take their diaper off...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Rm1ix)

99 At 6, she has the strongest natural build of any of the three at that age. Strong limbs, a stout trunk, lots of energy. Unfortunately, zero coordination, like her dad. Just brute force. But still, physically powerful. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

Is she the one who went nuclear on the stinkbug?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

100
Especially 2 seconds after you take their diaper off...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Rm1ix)

Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

101 "you can't ever really tell when they're babies" disagree, easy.
"it's always a crap shoot" totally agree, mess.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (Bep7s)

102 You've done it again, CBD. My heartstrings hurt.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (lWAes)

103 98 You can't ever really tell when they're babies, it's always a crap shoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM

Especially 2 seconds after you take their diaper off...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Rm1ix)

For boys, never forget to "holster" their "gun". Otherwise you'll get your eye "shot" out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (N39Ws)

104 96 mosaic tilework flooded under the damn water.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (Bep7s)

105 48 There appears to be a cross on John's left shoulder.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Hey! Spoiler alert!

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2026 10:18 AM (VHUov)

106 Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:09 AM (b+pJs)

Ellipsis, how is Brit Lass doing?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

107 Heh.

James Talarico thought it would be a good idea to have a sit down interview with Fox News.

He flailed a bit, lied about his stance on things, blaming basically "woke 1.0 was cray, man" and reversed his ideas on genders, child mutilation and trans in women's sports.

He's been getting dragged on X, but Governor Abbott has gone to calling him "Six Gender Jimmy."

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

108 Now that we're past 100, I'd like to share a X post from Margot Cleveland. Goes to xcancel.com. Thought it was really funny.

"The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war."

https://tinyurl.com/zbbcf84w

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 10:19 AM (N39Ws)

109 Where is all the epic Mohammedan art?
Posted by: I gotta ask

The Mughals in India had some decent paintings.

Also, I've always liked Muslim architecture.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

110 Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Mustard yellow overrun... child's play. My oldest once had a teal poopsuvius event where it just kept erupting (slow flow not explosive). In the small town dentist's bathroom. With no changing table. Lucky for them I was able to contain it.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:22 AM (j6nUo)

111 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The trend continues. Beautiful art. But I'm betting 50 Quatloos tomorrow is Momma Cass.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 10:23 AM (2WIwB)

112 He's been getting dragged on X, but Governor Abbott has gone to calling him "Six Gender Jimmy."

That's a good one. Now if Abbott would only stand up against Islam.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

113 Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......
Posted by: Sponge

My butt's been wiped!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 10, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)

114 "The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war."

https://tinyurl.com/zbbcf84w

It was designed to fail so they'd have an excuse to cozy up with China and the EU. The Canadians hired Democrat operatives to "negotiate" with Trump, which is not in any way a good faith thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 10:25 AM (2ocoG)

115 Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Mustard yellow overrun... child's play. My oldest once had a teal poopsuvius event where it just kept erupting (slow flow not explosive). In the small town dentist's bathroom. With no changing table. Lucky for them I was able to contain it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:22 AM

I remember when Goddaughter The Older's brother got a touch of norovirus at 18 months. He wandered into the room and got the strangest "WTF is going on right now" look on his face, and what followed sounded like a drawn out A-10 gun run.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:26 AM (Rm1ix)

116 Mustard yellow overrun... child's play. My oldest once had a teal poopsuvius event where it just kept erupting (slow flow not explosive). In the small town dentist's bathroom. With no changing table. Lucky for them I was able to contain it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)

My brother used to tell a story about how his son had a diarrhea event on the living room carpet. He took the kid into the bathroom and cleaned him up. When he came back into the living room to clean up the diarrhea, it was all gone. And his dog was licking his lips...

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

117
That's a good one. Now if Abbott would only stand up against Islam.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

He's gone after Epic City and sharia law, but has been coddling Hindus and there are way too many mosques popping up all over......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)

118 So, since past 100 (and this is probably of no interest to anyone but me):

If you have Sirius XM, you may know there is - of course - a Beatles channel. One of their regular programs is "My Fab Four," where fans both famous and unknown pick four Beatle songs, introduce them and talk about their love for the band.

I sent in four choices a few months ago: "What You're Doing," "You Can't Do That," "Mr Moonlight" and "Here Comes The Sun." I expected nothing, but the other day the program director sent me an e-mail asking if I'd record my selections (using a provided script) and at some point in the next month or so it would be broadcast.

So yay me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

119 "The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war."

https://tinyurl.com/zbbcf84w

Speaking of......RIP Barry Melrose.

LEGENDARY Broadcast Mullet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

120 Now if Abbott would only stand up against Islam.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:28 AM (qRla/)

121
I sent in four choices a few months ago: "What You're Doing," "You Can't Do That," "Mr Moonlight" and "Here Comes The Sun." I expected nothing, but the other day the program director sent me an e-mail asking if I'd record my selections (using a provided script) and at some point in the next month or so it would be broadcast.

So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

Take your wins when you can get them.

Everyone's 15 minutes of fame starts out fleeting.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

122 MP4, you mentioned earlier in the week that you had a column to write. What do write columns about, and where might we go to read your columns?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

123 Is she the one who went nuclear on the stinkbug?
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

Yeah.

She's also the most aggressive and risk-friendly of the three, which is a problem.

It's a challenge. She wants to be the next Annie Oakley, but we're just not there yet. We need to do some work on her skull before she can really play rough like she wants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

124 Mr Poppins!

How fun! Good for you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (sWSCC)

125 So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM

Cool!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (Rm1ix)

126 Goes to xcancel.com. Thought it was really funny.

OT: Yes! xcancel is up again!

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (Be6wp)

127 Morning.

No offense to the J-man but he was a fat kid, wasn't he?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (dpXJq)

128 Baby poop stories:

When the Boy Child was at whatever age one is when one discovers that one's body is a real thing, I was changing him after a semi-solid event.

He was on the changing table, laying on his back and I undid his diaper. I had one hand on his chest and one hand reaching for the wipes when he smooshed his hands around in his poop, then patted me gently on the face and hair.

There was nothing for it but to finish changing him, set him in his crib, and get in the shower.

To this day - he's 11 - I remind him that he'll never Out-Embarrass me. I've had his shit in my hair.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (PGK1w)

129 And now I'm reminded of The Simpsons.

https://youtu.be/mTb6fx_3Y6g

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (dpXJq)

130 125 So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM

We knew you when.

Posted by: The Horde at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

131
To this day - he's 11 - I remind him that he'll never Out-Embarrass me. I've had his shit in my hair.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (PGK1w)

Mom used to say I was an artist. When in the crib and they didn't get to me fast enough, I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:32 AM (ccf/V)

132 Mom used to say I was an artist. When in the crib and they didn't get to me fast enough, I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.
Posted by: Sponge

*fistbump*
-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

133 Mom used to say I was an artist. When in the crib and they didn't get to me fast enough, I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:32 AM (ccf/V)

Where you - always, literally every time - wrote "FIRST!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:34 AM (PGK1w)

134 Yeah.

She's also the most aggressive and risk-friendly of the three, which is a problem.

It's a challenge. She wants to be the next Annie Oakley, but we're just not there yet. We need to do some work on her skull before she can really play rough like she wants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

Hmm. Did you just get married?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (g8Ew8)

135
Where you - always, literally every time - wrote "FIRST!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:34 AM (PGK1w)

In my own, special way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

136 @118

>>So yay me.

That's awesome.

There's a super young German girl drummer that covers all the Beatles songs on YouTube, she's very good and is able to convey the singular awesomeness of Ringo Starr.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (XV/Pl)

137 Hasn't started walking the message yet.

Posted by: DaveA at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (FhXTo)

138 MP4, you mentioned earlier in the week that you had a column to write. What do write columns about, and where might we go to read your columns?
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

I write for the online magazine Ripperologist, which is about what you'd expect, but also delves into social history of the East End in the 1880s and other aspects of Victorian society.

It used to be a monthly, but is now only twice per year. If you go to ripperologist.co.uk, you can download the current issue. My column is called The Last Word.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

139 So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

When I was ten I had a letter published in the back of a comic book. My life peaked there.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:37 AM (dpXJq)

140 138 Thanks! I'll check it out!

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

141 When he came back into the living room to clean up the diarrhea, it was all gone. And his dog was licking his lips...
Posted by: Bulg

Snort. I remember a time when husband, baby and I went out for an errand and came to find the diaper pail emptied and formerly poop soiled diapers laying all over the hall. Our two mini dachshunds were looking mighty pleased with themselves.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 10:38 AM (lJ0H4)

142 I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.
Posted by: Sponge

I knew Hunter had a sock here.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 10:38 AM (88C+u)

143 I just wanted to make a comment about Trump's announcement last night of supposed "Trump dividend" payments.

Just reading over what Redstate has published, I cannot believe that he's actually willing to do this.

1) it amounts to a bribe.
2) no indication of where this money is coming from.
3) you want inflation? This is how you get inflation.

I'm frankly just flabbergasted about it. I know he's trying to sell people on the Republican brand but we're not the ideology of handouts.

If there's some stash of money sitting around - it needs to go towards paying down the debt - not handing out $5k to people who will use it to drive the cost of everything higher.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM (WYStd)

144 He's gone after Epic City and sharia law, but has been coddling Hindus and there are way too many mosques popping up all over......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---

Epic City is still there.
Hindus are way down on the list.
Haven't murdered anyone lately.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 10:40 AM (C0oZI)

145 Ellipsis, how is Brit Lass doing?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

Overall better thanks. The tests were "mostly" clear. They want further imaging however so we will see. I can't tell how much of these diagnoses are procedural and how much of them are actually concerning.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:40 AM (b+pJs)

146 If there's some stash of money sitting around - it needs to go towards paying down the debt - not handing out $5k to people who will use it to drive the cost of everything higher.
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM

It's a write off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

147 Hmm. Did you just get married?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (

LOL, no. The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.

But she doesn't know that. She's just a 6-year old wants to slide down rickety old handrails and shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

148 Poop thread!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026 10:42 AM (upAXB)

149 I'm frankly just flabbergasted about it. I know he's trying to sell people on the Republican brand but we're not the ideology of handouts.
---------

We are up against people willing to buy voters. Make them come out against it. I don't give a fuck. We are way beyond principles right now.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:42 AM (b+pJs)

150 Epic City is still there.
Hindus are way down on the list.
Haven't murdered anyone lately.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 10:40 AM (C0oZI)

Epic City is nothing. They're under litigation for fraud and all sorts of other things. There's no construction.

He's catering to the Hindus solely for the H1-B bullshit. It's slightly appalling.

But no, the Hindus don't tend to be violent. They just smell funny, mostly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:42 AM (ccf/V)

151 Iconic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)

152 Don't remember ever playing artiste with my shit growing up. Maybe I just don't have a creative mind.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:43 AM (g8Ew8)

153 Don't remember ever playing artiste with my shit growing up. Maybe I just don't have a creative mind.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:43 AM

I can tell you it doesn't lead to much other than a story on an Art turned poop thread.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:44 AM (ccf/V)

154 YD a prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

155 Prayer up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

156 If there's some stash of money sitting around - it needs to go towards paying down the debt - not handing out $5k to people who will use it to drive the cost of everything higher.
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM (WYStd)

Economic responsibility?

What country do you think this is, buddy?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:45 AM (dpXJq)

157 LOL, no. The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.

But she doesn't know that. She's just a 6-year old wants to slide down rickety old handrails and shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

Ah so. She sounds like a keeper then.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew8)

158
LOL, no. The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

Taking the phrase "I need that like I need a hole in my head" to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

159 Babies having a tough time around here lately.

Posted by: Case at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (noln+)

160 8 Is that a hookah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

That's no hookah, that's mine wife!

Posted by: Joseph at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (TbWk/)

161 Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM (WYStd)

They've said the money will come from tariffs.

I think the point is to get people to mentally decouple the IRS from 'places the government gets money,' so that when they start shrinking it, people have started to be conditioned.

Good luck, Democrats, campaigning on "Expanding the IRS!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:48 AM (PGK1w)

162 CBD,
Thanks for the lovely choices for the art thread this we Makes me want to look at some Carl Larrson watercolors of his family scenes.

Posted by: JTB at September 10, 2026 10:48 AM (yTvNw)

163 The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yikes. If she were my daughter I'd be worried sick every second of the day that she would do something catastrophic.

Prayer up, YD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

164 Defenetrus,
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A) economics shows that one off payments generally go for paying off debt or investing, not consumption (see 2008 Bush stimulus payments).
Effect on inflation is minimal for one off payments/rebates/etc because consumption doesn't change that much on a one time windfall of a relatively small amount.

B) if the payments come from tariff income, then it is actually what economists recommend to set off increased costs to the lower end of the income distribution to the extent that tariffs took away part of that groups spending ability

C), there is NO paying down the debt period. That cannot happen until we enact far greater budget cuts as the deficit is about 1.6-1.9 trillion right now and as we have seen, a big part of that is actually a) Medicare whose taxes need to be raised and fraud eliminated, b) Medicaid which is riddled with fraud, and c) Social Security which needs either increased age to retirement, benefit cuts, or some other method.

I think Trump is using the Reagan method which according to you would be bribery in reducing tax burdens in order to put more pressure on the GOP Congress to start cutting off funny money to their own welfare clients.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)

165 Babies are great. They don't judge you harshly like a 12 year old.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

166 Taking the phrase "I need that like I need a hole in my head" to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

Mustafa bin Laden: Dad, I think the SEALs just landed in our yard!

Osama bin Laden: I need that like I need a hole in my head.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (PGK1w)

167 benefit cuts

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Rheeeee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

168 Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)
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catching checks from the government for nothing has now been politically normalized.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:52 AM (RIvkX)

169 benefit cuts

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Rheeeee!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Can you imagine the outcry if they tried to cut SS benefits. Holy smokes.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 10:53 AM (lJ0H4)

170 Any Texans around?

I need a recipe for a brisket point!

I'm cooking brisket for Rosh Hashanah, and I bought a monster, so I am going to split it and just cook the flat. That leaves me with a big fat Wagyu point!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 10:54 AM (k5CNB)

171 118 four consecutive beatles songs? i lived through it once. gun and one bullet.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

172 Babies are great. They don't judge you harshly like a 12 year old.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

That's about when the gene that controls the ability to roll one's eyes kicks in.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

173 Can you imagine the outcry if they tried to cut SS benefits. Holy smokes.
Posted by: Tuna

Wait 'til they come for the 401Ks.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

174 Motherhood!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 10:58 AM (odBC9)

175 The real facts are the US economy is about 32 Trillion or so in size. The current debt is about 40 trillion (and you need to discount the idiotic notion of counting supposed future obligations out of that because they are not in fact legal obligations per Scotus decision way back). That puts us roughly at 125% debt to gdp.

So to pay it off in a reasonable time period, you either need cuts so extensive that no government can support them over that time to carry them out--as in raising taxes to somewhere around 50 percent of your income for decades plus massive spending cuts as in no social security, no medicare, no medicaid, no welfare for decades or b) you inflate the debt away--currently the US debt due to Covid is about one quarter devalued from inflation from 2020-2025 and that is a tax by other means, or c) we repudiate it--that means that instantly our imports are cut off unless you can scrape up hard assets like gold, oil, etc. to pay for them, you will have bans on taking currency abroad, and you will have to run at least no deficit in trade accounts with other nations for years.

US being a reserve currency, it would probably throw the world into a depression anyway.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)

176 Madonna and Child with St. John (known as Madonna of the Chair)
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

Stunningly lovely and wonderful.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 10:59 AM (odBC9)

177 139 i had my bike photo and letter on the back cover of smog, the spanish motobikey owners group. muy importante screams her little diode trio heart!

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

178 Wait 'til they come for the 401Ks.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

They have been. Publicly. Since November 4, 2008.

"Democrats in the U.S. House have been conducting hearings on proposals to confiscate workers’ personal retirement accounts — including 401(k)s and IRAs — and convert them to accounts managed by the Social Security Administration."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (PGK1w)

179 Nood Rant.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

180 So there's this lady who is a professor at Seminary in Detroit. I forget her name. She had a book/thesis that before the anti christ there will be an anti mary.
Just as Mary preceded Christ one of the signs of the antichrist will be an anti Mary. Anti by the way is really "ANTE" meaning before. Its one of those modern poor translation things that has caught on in popular mindset.

So anyway, this lady professor's main thesis is that Feminism is the ante/"anti" Mary. A kind of precursor to the antichrist. Considering a number of things that have occurred since Gloria Steinham got her way up to the recent progressive explosion of toxic Karen homicidal glee culminating public demonstrations of empathy for a toddler strangler. I do see the Professors point. Archetypes seem to figure in the grand scheme and mark waypoints. It seems that the rough beast slouched its way past another milestone on it way to ...

Posted by: Pensive at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (anL5R)

181 Prayer up, YD.
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

Yeah most babies are born with a hole in their skulls where the bone hasn't closed all the way yet but it usually closes up fairly quickly in their first year...first time I heard of one that didn't - sounds resolvable but kind of dangerous though...

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2026 11:00 AM (NTVPI)

182 whig,

The article I read didn't indicate where the funding would come from. Be it tariffs of continuously-challenged legality or something else entirely.

As for using that money to pay down debt - that may be the case, but its undeniable that the "free money" that was handed out during covid was the primary economic factor behind the inflation we experienced.

As far as not using that revenue to pay off the debt... I'm of the opinion that the best way to eat an elephant one small bite at a time.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 11:01 AM (WYStd)

183 Next week: Medea!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 11:01 AM (odBC9)

184 c) we repudiate it--that means that instantly our imports are cut off unless you can scrape up hard assets like gold, oil, etc. to pay for them, you will have bans on taking currency abroad, and you will have to run at least no deficit in trade accounts with other nations for years.

US being a reserve currency, it would probably throw the world into a depression anyway.
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This is most likely how the beginning of the end kicks off.

Posted by: Pensive at September 10, 2026 11:04 AM (anL5R)

185 catching checks from the government for nothing has now been politically normalized.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Eh, that can be said for government employees as well. Why do all local governments run on salary increases for public workers--it is because they vote as their paycheck depends on it. Plus we schedule the local elections at such a time as to depress the electorate so that taxpayers often don't vote but government workers do.

I can go on to government contractors, those wanting tax cuts, etc. We could make defense a lot cheaper is a) we cut out foreign actions, and b) we go to universal conscription which eliminates the biggest bill in defense spending--payroll.

Everyone is getting some and the mythical virtuous American citizen that is not getting something is similar to Gorillas in the Mist.

Frankly, I get bemused of people posing as fiscal conservatives yet not wanting their piece of the pie cut.

To update Senator Russell Long's saying, " Don't cut you, Don't cut me, cut that feller's funds behind the tree." He used it for taxes but government spending at all levels is a similar argument.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (E4rtv)

186 I need a recipe for a brisket point!

I'm cooking brisket for Rosh Hashanah, and I bought a monster, so I am going to split it and just cook the flat. That leaves me with a big fat Wagyu point!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 10:54 AM (k5CNB)

Either of these channels should get you going in the right direction -

Chud's BBQ - https://www.youtube.com/@ChudsBbq

Mad Scientist BBQ - https://www.youtube.com/@MadScientistBBQ

Good Luck and Good Eating!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (wVcYX)

187 The article I read didn't indicate where the funding would come from. Be it tariffs of continuously-challenged legality or something else entirely.

As for using that money to pay down debt - that may be the case, but its undeniable that the "free money" that was handed out during covid was the primary economic factor behind the inflation we experienced.

As far as not using that revenue to pay off the debt... I'm of the opinion that the best way to eat an elephant one small bite at a time.
Posted by: Defenestratus a

Tariffs currently are not illegal because Scotus in making his emergency tariffs legal, made his use of retaliatory and predatory tariffs legal. That argument won't hunt.

And no, you would have to cut 1.6 trillion out of a 7 trillion or so budget and NOT touch the trillion spent on interest. That means to even stay status quo, you will have to cut 1/3 of the federal budget and that is going to have to come from the holy triad, social security, medicare, and medicaid. Or you raise taxes (which gets tricky) because the marginal revenue decreases as the tax rate increases and you take a hit on economic growth at investors put money either abroad or in tax shelters.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (E4rtv)

188 We could make defense a lot cheaper is ... we go to universal conscription which eliminates the biggest bill in defense spending--payroll.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:07 AM (E4rtv)

Absolutely not. Never.

I don't care what your personal reason is for being next to me in the fight, but you need to HAVE a personal reason for being next to me in the fight. If I'm going to trust you with my life, I need you to have chosen to be there.

The idea that you can just scoop people up and force them into uniform has far worse repurcussions than the idea that men and women are interchangable and can therefore all be sent to the pointy end.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:11 AM (PGK1w)

189 See!? I TOLD you Mom always liked me best … !

Posted by: Dr_No at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (ayRl+)

190 This is most likely how the beginning of the end kicks off.
Posted by: Pensive

Mebbe, I have been watching Japan with fascination for decades now. Its debt to GDP level is about 300-350 percent of GDP. China is not far behind. Yet we haven't seen Japan nor China collapse suddenly.

I think the marginal increase in federal debt and spurring economic growth is what is important rather than the particular size of the national debt.

Andy Jackson paid off the federal debt in 1836 and the US promptly went into a deep depression that lasted until Van Buren got kicked out of office.

Simply put, a lot of things my economics teachers taught me are apparently not true, some are partially true, and some remain to be debated. Government debt to gdp is one of those.

For anyone, I recommend Carmen and Rogoff who are economic historians and their book, This Time It's Different--they study government economic collapses during the past 1000 years or so.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:15 AM (E4rtv)

191 Absolutely not. Never.

I don't care what your personal reason is for being next to me in the fight, but you need to HAVE a personal reason for being next to me in the fight. If I'm going to trust you with my life, I need you to have chosen to be there.

The idea that you can just scoop people up and force them into uniform has far worse repurcussions than the idea that men and women are interchangable and can therefore all be sent to the pointy end.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Calm down. I don't personally recommend it due to poor performance of conscripts historically but needless to say, that helped keep US debt to gdp down post WWII.

Personnel costs for defense are about 40-50 percent of the defense budget roughly 400-500 billion per year. So, you face a hobbesian choice. And defense is no. 4 spending category after SS, Medicare, Medicaid, excluding interest on the debt which cannot be cut absent repudiation of the federal debt.

And as I point out, there are no painless choices here and ironically growing the economy faster than the rise in debt ratio is probably the best option right now and the most politically salable.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

192 And as I point out, there are no painless choices here and ironically growing the economy faster than the rise in debt ratio is probably the best option right now and the most politically salable.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

This is absolutely correct.

Which is why I'm on Team Trump/Bessent. Grow the economy to stave off/delay what appears to be inevitable.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 11:22 AM (PGK1w)

193 Can you imagine the outcry if they tried to cut SS benefits. Holy smokes.
Posted by: Tuna
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Wait 'til they come for the 401Ks.
Posted by: Bulg
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"If they find away to tax capital, we're done for" -- Soames Forsyte, in 'The Forsyte Saga'

I think of that every time I receive my property tax bill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2026 11:22 AM (XeU6L)

194 I don't care what your personal reason is for being next to me in the fight, but you need to HAVE a personal reason for being next to me in the fight. If I'm going to trust you with my life, I need you to have chosen to be there.
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This. I served with LOTS of conscripts. Now, during VN thousands of those guys made the ultimate sacrifice, and proved to be fine troops, BUT, as a more general rule, conscripts are unhappy to be where they are, doing whatever they are doing, but, reluctantly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)

The Morning Report — 9/ 10 /26

Good morning kids. Wow, what a shocker, a film-maker goes to NYC's East Village and finds that the overwhelming majority of individuals he queried state unequivocally that we, that is America, deserved 9/11.

One person incorrectly insisted the attacks occurred on September 10. Others spouted conspiracy theories, including one person who claimed George W. Bush was “heavily implicated” in orchestrating 9/11. Another said the way the World Trade Center towers collapsed was “too weird” to have been caused by planes. “I think Israel, America behind it all,” another person said, adding an apparent reference to hundreds of years of alleged atrocities. But the interviews went far beyond conspiracy theories.

As you clean up the vomitus from your lap and easy chair... meh, this is akin to descending to the depths of the Marianas Trench and Diver Dan telling you to your face "water is wet," wouldn't you say?! It's not drugs per se, but it is the most poisonous of narcotics, anti-American leftist indoctrination pumped into their brains from parents and schools that have been poisoning our youth for decades and continue to do so, especially in higher ed.

On that note, I submit for your consideration, on this fine morning, we have this glittering cancerous fistula as but one example:

Melina Abdullah, a professor of pan-African studies at California State University, Los Angeles, is under fire for comments she made at an event where she doxed an ICE agent and then urged students in the audience to ‘f**k him up.’

Ah yes, their universal desire for peace love and understanding means that millions of us will have to be liquidated in order to bring that about. As we discussed on the latest episode of the podcast, linked here and in the sidebar as well as the popular outlets listed at the bottom of this post, they are the party of death.

Ah yes, how they abhor violence, except when taking out "nazis" like Charlie Kirk!

Everything about the assassination was astonishing: The unconscionable security failure from the campus police and Charlie’s detail, the fact he was killed while modeling robust and respectful debate, the utterly depraved nature of the act and the apparent transgender-related motive of the accused killer. He was a thought leader, an institution builder and a grassroots-mobilization visionary. The cranks and kooks overrunning the online right today are a sad testament to the void he left behind: Charlie, the guardian of the floodgates, was the conservative coalition’s indispensable man.

Of course "free speech" is a tool of heteronormative, white supremacy and toxic masculinity. And there's no greater example of that than of a woman who butchers her three children and is hailed as a heroine while the one voice of sanity who prevented her from walking free, at least for now, is demonized as evil incarnate for not being compassionate and understanding her position!

‘He couldn’t get over the fact that Clancy viciously killed her children.”
Those are the words of one of the insufferably condescending female jurors from the Lindsay Clancy mistrial who have gone public with their disdain for the lone male juror who refused to go along with their not guilty verdict.

When they're done slaughtering their and OUR children they'll turn on us. Because freedom and democracy (vonit) demand it!

Brittany Dawn Jeffrey of the Hallie Shoffner-backed Little Rock Freedom Fund hosted a group of rioters at her residence to make Molotov cocktails... Little Rock Freedom Fund founder Brittany Dawn Jeffrey was one of four individuals charged for the attacks in December 2020 and later admitted in a guilty plea that the rioters made the Molotov cocktails at her residence with bottles of liquor, bedsheets, and gasoline. She was sentenced to time served in December 2022 after spending 17 months in pretrial detention. During that time, the Little Rock Freedom Fund sold T-shirts with her photo alongside a quote from convicted cop-killer Assata Shakur, the left-wing Arkansas Worker reported at the time.

And speaking of Democrat candidates . . .

El-Sayed Demanded Mass Release of Prisoners, ‘De-Jailing,’ and Scrapping Cash Bail Because of ‘Racism’: Democrat Claims US Is ‘a Carceral State’

And then again there's Fetterman. I've said it before and I'll say it again, he may be a Democrat but still!!

In a stunning turn of events, Pennsylvania Democratic Sen. John Fetterman made a high-profile cameo at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas.
Fetterman featured in a pre-recorded video introducing his GOP Senate counterpart from Pennsylvania, Dave McCormick, praising President Trump and McCormick for supporting American steel workers.
The bipartisan overture marks a dramatic escalation in Fetterman’s growing alienation from the Democratic Party.

Aside from President Trump himself, there isn't any politician allegedly on our side that is speaking as loudly and as forcefully against the Left as John Fetterman. Whatever his motivations and political calculus, thank goodness he's doing it.

Then again, Fetterman aside maybe there is something under the surface that is bubbling up little by little that could be at long last the sea change we have so desperately prayed for and need for our future survival as a nation and society...

A Michigan Democrat state lawmaker is warning voters not to support U.S. candidate Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed and said socialist politicians take black voters for granted. “It doesn’t change, it’s just different slave owners,” Democratic Michigan state Rep. Karen Whitsett told Fox News Digital, referring to Democrat Party leaders who treat black voters as a monolith who should only support left-wing candidates. She also accused El-Sayed of not supporting the best interests of black people in Michigan and said the far-left rising socialist wing of the Democrat Party is “more racist than the KKK.”

It's one thing for Fetterman and even others to go after the DSA crazies but rhetoric like this also exposes or has the potential to expose who and what the Democrats themselves are and have been.

In any case as all of the previous examples and many many more that we have witnessed and lived through these last few years and even longer, they will not rest until we're either conquered or dead and they've gained absolute permanent power.

Have a good day.

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

The filmmaker went to the East Village and found that over two thirds of respondents believe America deserved 9/11.
‘We Deserved It’: New York Leftists Defend 9/11
Lawrence has a long history—from which he only recently pivoted—of advocating for ‘revolution,’ especially on issues related to ‘climate disaster and conflict’
Democrat House Hopeful William Lawrence Said He Wants To ‘Redistribute All the Land and All the Money’ To Make Up for America's ‘Evil Deeds’
“But they [the Democratic Party] are going to keep giving us the Mamdanis and the Abdul El-Sayeds … because they are there to contain radicalism. They are there to destroy it … ”
‘You Better Get Ready for … War’: Socialists Convene to Plan Next Phase of Revolution
Supporting an ideology that spawns mass death and suffering.
Prager Video: Why 58% of Democrats Embrace Socialism
I feel Charlie’s glaring absence every day. And one year later, it’s clear that far too many Americans still haven’t learned the right lessons from his martyrdom. The first of these: the essential importance of free speech.
My friend Charlie Kirk, the ‘indispensable man’ — killed for seeking truth

"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“The killer ICE agent, who we got on good authority is right down the road at the…”
Cal State Los Angeles Professor Doxes ICE Agent, Urges Students to ‘F**K Him Up’
The proposal could have significant consequences for congressional representation, federal funding, and redistricting, particularly in states with large immigrant populations, if it ultimately changes the population figures used for apportionment. It is also likely to trigger a major legal battle over how the 14th Amendment’s requirement to count the “whole number of persons” should be applied to illegal immigrants.
Trump Admin Proposes Sweeping Changes to 2030 Census.
Otherwise why even have representative government? (the illusion of it - jjs)
No Taxation for Illegal Alien Representation
Admitting people from Third World countries where there is instability, hostility, and anti-American sentiment carries risks that no airport scanner can fix.
9/11 Proved We Need Less Third World Immigration And Instead We Got More
Fixing the festering assimilation problem.
The U.S. Assimilation and Naturalization Process: Problems, Shortfalls, and a Proposed Framework, Part One
Arlington County, which sits just across the Potomac River from Washington, DC, is not new to policies critics say interfere with DHS operations, as it previously caused outrage when the chair of the Arlington County board publicly suggested residents call police to report ICE sightings in January.
‘Alien harboring’ accusations fly as DC-area county spends taxpayer funds to blunt ICE
Former acting ICE Director Jonathan Fahey questioned whether the program could run afoul of federal immigration law if money is provided to people who are knowingly in the country illegally.
Virginia County Approves Taxpayer-Funded Grants for Families Affected by ICE Detentions
THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)
Saudi-backed Yemeni forces expand ground offensive against Houthis, reports say.
Saudi Arabia Hits Houthi Terror Targets After Attack on Oil Facilities
Why tactical decapitation failed in Tehran—and the moral imperative for real transition.
We killed the man, not the machine
The attempted attack on the ships allegedly utilized Iran’s electro-optical seekers, missiles that use cameras and light sensors to track and hit targets with great precision, The Telegraph reported.
Iran fires electro-optical missile for first time — aiming at US warships: report

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...a Sunni Muslim Kurdish cleric who was linked to the Basij, the thuggish militia deployed by the IRGC to terrorize the Iranian people into submission.
Iran Blames ‘Zionist-American Kurdish Separatists’ for Murder of Sunni Cleric
The 9/11 Commission highlighted Iran's complicity in the attacks on pages 240-241 of its final report.
It’s Time to Recognize Iran’s Complicity in the 9/11 Attacks

ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY
The dispute could further strain British-American relations and create uncertainty for British companies operating in Florida. The confrontation also highlights the widening diplomatic divide among Western allies over Israeli settlements, with Britain, France, Canada, and other countries taking measures against them that Washington has so far declined to adopt.
U.S. Ambassador to Israel Accuses UK Govt of ‘Jew Hate’ for Sanctioning Israeli Settlements.
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
September 11 launched an era of executive power that has only expanded in the years since.
The Emergency Presidency at Twenty-Five
The War on Poverty did not announce itself as a bedroom policy.
The Government got into the bedroom with the War on Poverty. Can it get out?
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The report was based on police data from 38 of the 45 territorial police forces in the UK, obtained following a series of Freedom of Information requests sent to all forces. However, the civil liberties group noted that because some forces failed or refused to provide their data, the true number of people arrested for speech crimes was likely much higher.
62,000 People Arrested for Speech Crimes in Britain over Past Five Years: Report (As marauding packs of Muslims rape children to cheers from Westminster - jjs)
A betrayal of duty to empower the Left.
The ‘Public’ Broadcasters Go Soft on Hasan Piker (cut from the same smallpox blanket cloth - jjs)
And infidels are still navigating the jihad, but WGBH doesn’t care about that.
WGBH: ‘25 Years After Sept. 11 Attacks, Muslims Are Still Navigating the Backlash’

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Axios reports that Jacob Coxon resigned from his job as an Anthropic AI researcher on Tuesday, specifically so he could sound the alarm publicly. He posted his warning on X shortly after leaving the company.
Anthropic Researchers Go Public with Fears AI Could ‘Kill All Humans’ Within a Decade
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
The date of the 09-11-2001 attack was no coincidence.
The Ottoman Empire and 9/11: A Bad-Luck Number Like 13 in the West
Stunning and brave.
UK PM Vows to Stand With Muslim “Underdogs” Against Jews
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
The dollar's decline is already underway, and gradual decline is historically survivable.
What Happens If America Gives Up the Dollar’s Dominance?
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
The man was arrested after trying to avoid a police checkpoint near the Weisweiler coal power station. He offered no resistance to officers but was wearing a backpack containing explosives. A concealed tent was subsequently discovered nearby which was “rigged” with explosives.
‘Climate Terrorism’: Manhunt Arrest in Germany Over Rocket Attacks Against High Voltage Power Lines
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Brittany Dawn Jeffrey of the Hallie Shoffner-backed Little Rock Freedom Fund hosted a group of rioters at her residence to make Molotov cocktails
Arkansas Dem Senate Candidate Donated to Bail Fund Founded by Activist Jailed for Firebombing Cop Cars
The Michigan Democrat is an adherent to the ‘decarceration’ movement which blames racism for high incarceration rates of ethnic minorities
El-Sayed Demanded Mass Release of Prisoners, ‘De-Jailing,’ and Scrapping Cash Bail Because of ‘Racism’: Democrat Claims US Is ‘a Carceral State’
The people defending Lindsay Clancy raise serious doubts among the public about whether women can discern right from wrong.
Lindsay Clancy Juror: Most Of Us Were Able To ‘Get Over’ The Dead Children
Miranda Devine: The children, Cora, 5, Dawson, 3, and Callan, 8 months, have been the forgotten victims in this case.
Good for him Lone juror’s holdout in the Lindsay Clancy trial is a true act of courage
Nicholas Attalla, 34, who operates under the online moniker “Niky Sal,” was arrested on charges of third-degree assault, criminal nuisance and endangering the welfare of a child on Sept. 4, WGRZ reported. Attalla runs undercover social media accounts, where he poses as a minor in an effort to identify adults who prey on children.
Child predator-catching influencer charged after being stabbed during confrontation at NY Tim Hortons
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Blacks and Hispanics had lower test scores and were two or three times more likely to get in
Duke Medical School Discriminated Against White and Asian Applicants, US Government Says
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
The erosion of trust in federal government information could have significant consequences for public policy, especially during crises. . . The findings offer justification for the Trump administration’s push for new election integrity measures, such as the SAVE America Act, to improve oversight and prevent voter fraud and boost public confidence.
DATA: Most Americans Do Not Trust the Election Certification Process.
In simpler terms, Democrats are using a foreign national to run campaigns currently inside the United States and are reportedly willing to use a foreign national living in a foreign land once her TPS expires — this is after assuring Americans an investigation into Trump in 2016 was necessary because foreign election interference is dangerous and bad.
Democrats Warned About Foreign Election Interference Then Hired Foreign Nationals
The postman is not an election official.
Please, Mr. Postman, look and see (Whoa, yeah) Is there a ballot in your bag for me?
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
Hunter Biden has put down his paintbrush long enough to turn the “Laptop from Hell” scandal that dogged his father’s 2020 campaign into a cryptocurrency called $LAPTOP.
Hunter Biden Launches “$LAPTOP” Meme Cryptocurrency, It Crashes 98% in 1 Hour
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Talarico says the 'wealthiest Americans' must 'pay their fair share,' an idea his accountant has called 'The Guilt Trap'
Before Signing Book Deal, James Talarico Enlisted High-Profile Accountant Who Helps the Wealthy 'Escape' Taxes
Far-left Democrat Congressman Gil Cisneros (CA) allegedly violated federal insider trading and transparency laws by repeatedly failing to disclose as much as $900,000 in purchases, according to a U.S. House Transaction Report.
Democrat Congressman Gil Cisneros Allegedly Violated STOCK Act Repeatedly
Moore now says he will 'be part of a bigger conversation' in 2028
Democrat Wes Moore, Under Fire for Résumé Fibs, Strongly Indicates He's Running for President, Reversing Past Claim That 'I'm Not Running'
POLITICS
“And above all, and I think it’s so important because there is a crazy little sick cloud over our country — I really believe it’s not going anywhere — but we have to make sure because we will defeat communism in America and vote for American freedom. We will just vote very simply for American freedom.”
Trump Lays Out Republican Vision: Strong Borders, Low Taxes, ‘No Crime’
In a stunning turn of events, Pennsylvania Democrat Sen. John Fetterman made a high-profile cameo at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas.
RNC Convention Kicks Off With Message America Rarely Hears
“It doesn’t change, it’s just different slave owners,” Democrat Michigan state Rep. Karen Whitsett told Fox News Digital, referring to Democrat Party leaders who treat black voters as a monolith who should only support left-wing candidates.
Michigan Democrat Warns Against Abdul El-Sayed: Socialist Politicians Are ‘More Racist than KKK’
Acknowledging that his name isn't on the ballot this cycle, Trump urged supporters to treat the upcoming midterms with the same urgency as a presidential race: "Please pretend that I'm running and get out and vote on November 3rd, or sooner."
Trump Drops $5K Promise For Americans In No-Holds-Barred RNC Speech
If Republicans can figure out how to channel Trump without the bluster and focus on the DSA cluster of craziness, they can carry the MAGA agenda for years to come.
The Election 2028 Presidential Prospects as of Now
“We’re the ones who fight for affordability. We’re the ones who think the jam will be on the bottom shelf. We’re the ones who believe that everybody ought to have health care in this country. They’re trying to take health care away from people.”
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker Claims Democrats Have Ideas ‘People Really Want to Vote For’
Kavanaugh denied request to block the ruling throwing out the new map, but hours later, a federal judge restored it with a temporary restraining order.
Missouri’s New Congressional Map Remains in a Ping-Pong Match
His death left a kind of diplomatic vacuum and some nasty politicos — neocons and other grifters — stepped in to fill the breach.
The Loss Of Charlie Kirk Is Still Rippling Through MAGA Movement A Year After Assassination
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Philippine Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro was in the middle of his remarks to a defense forum in South Korea on Tuesday when China tried to intimidate him by having a note hand-delivered to his seat on the stage.
China-Philippine Feud over South China Sea Escalates
Before Rubio even boarded the plane to South America (where he's also visiting Ecuador and Peru), he spoke to the press on the tarmac in Homestead, Fla., called this an "important trip," and pointed out that a stronger presence in the Western Hemisphere —a Western Hemisphere that is largely lining up with U.S. interests in recent years — is a major part of current national security strategy:
Mr. Rubio Goes to Colombia, Which Is Exactly Where We Need Him
And the media accused Trump and Musk of murder for blocking the ‘humanitarian aid.’
USAID Funded UNICEF Delivery of WMD’s to Sudan
“Resolutions like this one and the ideological agenda they promote are barnacles on our work here and the reason this institution is losing its credibility.”
U.N. Embraces Equal Earth Map in Another Empty Symbolic Gesture
Santiago Abascal is the leader of the populist Vox party in Spain. During a 2019 visit to Ceuta, he warned of the need for strong borders: “A nation without borders is not a nation, and a nation with porous, poorly defended and poorly protected borders is a nation that sooner or later will cease to exist, because borders exist to protect our freedom, our security, our prosperity and our identity.”
WATCH: Spain’s Socialist PM Sánchez Gets a Blunt One-Word Message on Floor of Congress: ‘TRAITOR’
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
It’s a rare case of national near-unanimity: All major American demographic groupings agree. They worry about a major terrorist attack in the near future.
25 Years After 9/11, Americans Fear More Terrorist Attacks On U.S. Coming: I&I/TIPP Poll
After 9/11, only ticketed, screened passengers could pass through security. Airlines already issue gate passes for a few situations, like an unaccompanied minor or handicapped passengers with disabilities.
TSA Allowing Some TSA PreCheck Members Without Tickets Past Security at 13 Airports
As the University of Montana's president, Bodnar rebuffed congressional concerns about the study abroad program, which had links to Bodnar supporter and former Democratic senator Max Baucus
'Independent' Montana Senate Hopeful Seth Bodnar Backed Study Abroad Program Funded by Chinese Influence Operation, Ignoring Warnings
Centered around the nonprofit Nodutdol, a far-left activist network threatens East Asian security and U.S. alliances in ways that align with the interests of Communist China.
The Growing Army of North Korea Apologists in America
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
We’re simply too close to making the impossible happen to self-sabotage.
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Congress Is Targeting The Wrong Driver Of Healthcare Costs
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Using the Chandra X-ray space telescope, astronomers have discovered a new class of unusually low-energy X-ray objects that also emit high ultraviolet radiation but are not linked to any visible objects or star clusters at their locations.
Astronomers discover a new class of X-ray objects
...the rover’s entire journey, now exceeding 23 and a half miles. Though it has climbed 1,000 meters, or about 3,280 feet, it still has about 14,720 feet to go before it reaches the top of Mount Sharp, about 29 miles away to the southeast.
Curiosity has now climbed more than a kilometer on Mount Sharp
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Talarico made the statement at a Texas State House Public Education Committee hearing in 2021. “During the 2021 hearing, you said there are six biological sexes,”
Talarico on Six Biological Sexes Comments: ‘I’ve Missed the Mark on Some of My Past Statements’
Her support of the trans agenda undermined her work on behalf of women.
The Tainted Legacy of Gloria Steinem (emphasis on 'taint' - jjs)
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Welcome to the Clancy death cult.
Mothers for Moloch
The sociopathic girlboss not only becomes a billionaire, but she also becomes a celebrity, which might be the bigger draw in our attention-addicted culture.
Elizabeth Holmes And Lindsay Clancy Defenders Are Cut From The Same Sociopathic Cloth
Christian Toto: The Hill, Hollywood Reporter mangle facts to protect Jimmy Kimmel
Media Can’t Stop Peddling Late-Night Misinformation

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:30 AM (D0X9e)

2 Good Morning.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 10, 2026 07:31 AM (Q/FnY)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

4 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 10, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

5 you too, JJ! thanks for all your hard work!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

6 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

7 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

8 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 07:35 AM (2Cry5)

9 MAMDANI

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

STAY HOME OR ELSE

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

10 Morning, news folken! My coffee, breakfast, and early morning pipe are done. Time I shaved and got otherwise cleaned up, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:36 AM (wzUl9)

11 Aside from President Trump himself, there isn't any politician allegedly on our side that is speaking as loudly and as forcefully against the Left as John Fetterman. Whatever his motivations and political calculus, thank goodness he's doing it.
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What's Fetterman's bipartisan voting record look like?

So I asked Grok. Meh:

https://tinyurl.com/y4rmj3up

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:37 AM (D0X9e)

12 ‘We Deserved It’: New York Leftists Defend 9/11

What exactly did "we" do to deserve the single largest terrorist attack in this countries history?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2026 07:38 AM (I43vL)

13 Is 11-to-1 now the operative odds against saving the culture?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2026 07:38 AM (BdmD3)

14 11 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:37 AM (D0X9e)

Yes he is and always will be a liberal Democrat and 99.999% of he time vote as the party leaders demand.

But still, words are powerful weapons and can do damage in the long term. So I'm happy at least for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2026 07:39 AM (x0n13)

15 Ordinary American

Urban / Rural divide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

16 "The attempted attack on the ships allegedly utilized Iran’s electro-optical seekers, missiles that use cameras and light sensors to track and hit targets with great precision"

But they all failed to hit their targets. I can strap a camera on a rocket and miss the target too.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

17 When they're done slaughtering their and OUR children they'll turn on us. Because freedom and democracy (vonit) demand it!
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הבא להורגך השכם להורגו

I believe more and more every day that it's just a matter of time.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:40 AM (D0X9e)

18 12 ‘We Deserved It’: New York Leftists Defend 9/11

I sat in a Berkeley living room and heard this case being made two months after 9/11. Calm, academic voices explaining why those 3,000 people deserved to die. As I recall some intellectual named Jean Baudrillard was being liberally referenced.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2026 07:41 AM (BdmD3)

19 The dollar's decline is already underway, and gradual decline is historically survivable.
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Sure, sure. Buy renminbi!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

20 17 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:40 AM (D0X9e)

Subtitles for us bad Jews who flunked Hebrew school and our Gentile friends!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

21 Thank you JJ.

I’m sensing that the Lump might be planning to make the switch to the GOP. We’ll take one more senator… or I’ll trade him straight up for Murkowski

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 07:43 AM (uTFcg)

22 I believe more and more every day that it's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:40 AM (D0X9e)
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History is inexorable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

23 It really isn't all that shocking to find out the liberal epicenter in NYC thinks we deserved 9/11.

It's what's being taught in every public school and college.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 07:44 AM (2Cry5)

24 That was fast:

"The widow of a van driver killed in Sunday’s Amazon cargo plane crash has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the online retailer and two pilots."

Morgan and Morgan for the plaintiff.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 10, 2026 07:45 AM (J4Dwc)

25 LinusVanPelt

Got to be galling for Fetterman to have his 99% Dem voting not be enough for the Dems.

Total submission is not his thing, evidently.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

26 I’m sensing that the Lump might be planning to make the switch to the GOP. We’ll take one more senator… or I’ll trade him straight up for Murkowski

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 07:43 AM

I see no other reason for him to make an appearance at the gop convention other than to test the waters before switching parties.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2026 07:45 AM (I43vL)

27 If Fetterman switches Murkowski should be expelled from the caucus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

28 Morgan and Morgan for the plaintiff.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 10, 2026 07:45 AM (J4Dwc)
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I wonder who called whom first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

29 Watching Gavin Newsom's PBS interview.

His gestures and body language belie his utter insanity.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

30 ABC News speaks exclusively with another Lindsay Clancy trial juror, the *fifth* to have spoken out since the trial ended. ABC said Nick Dargie, one of the two men who sided with the nine women who voted not guilty, was “devastated” he couldn’t to set Clancy free, and SLAMMED the male holdout juror...

https://tinyurl.com/3fb2zjxz - goes to X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

31 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 07:48 AM (4Agqc)

32 Darn work interfering with me not getting in the top 10 of comments.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 07:48 AM (99eI0)

33 Fetterman is going anywhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 07:49 AM (2pORR)

34 Isn't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 07:49 AM (2pORR)

35 Democrat House Hopeful William Lawrence Said He Wants To ‘Redistribute All the Land and All the Money’ To Make Up for America's ‘Evil Deeds’

Presumably this link should go to freebeacon but it doesn't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

36 San Franpsycho

I've met the great person Murkowski cheated out of the Senate. Joe Miller. He was a threat to RINO's for sure.

I was friends with his father, Rex Miller, until he passed away. Rex had 39 grandchildren, working to stop the decline of the West.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

37 I traded a moment of joyful intimacy for years of shame and embarrassment.

~ Paul's mom

Posted by: one hour sober at September 10, 2026 07:50 AM (J4Dwc)

38 UK bans all products made in the Occupied Territories of the West Bank
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That's not the pwn they think it is. They can't land their planes in the fog now either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

39 Hey horde, found a better browser for Android than Brave.

Quetta. Look it up, read their website.

It allows extensions, unlike Brave Android, like the xcancel Redirect extension. Loving it so far. Also compares very favorably to Brave for privacy, ad blocking, ad blocking in YouTube videos, fingerprint blocking, etc., and also allows saving websites as PDF, and downloading videos from everywhere.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 10, 2026 07:51 AM (IhL8c)

40 9/11 Proved We Need Less Third World Immigration And Instead We Got More

This headline seems to imply that we need SOME third world immigration. I can't imagine why.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

41 JJS's Black Pill Screed...

something about Good Times making Weak men.

Generational Theory is up in flames, its that absolute demonic filth we allow into the country, secular hedonistic nihilism replacing religion, and complete abandonment of the Patriarchy.

Basically, the US thrived when it made a feeble attempt to follow Biblical models and recommendations for human flourishing. But as we have abandoned it, starting from our "churches" failing to do their primary mission: "Glorify God, and to enjoy Him forever" and move to empty slogans, emotionalism and social movements; to literally voting in demonically possessed individuals into office—society just continues to trend to the norm of human existence and that is a behavior that models the Antediluvians or the men of the plain of Shinar.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:52 AM (NzX/y)

42 far-left rising socialist wing of the Democrat Party is “more racist than the KKK.”

Given that it was the Democrats that started the KKK, that statement is pretty darn funny.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 07:52 AM (99eI0)

43 San Franpsycho

I thought Ireland was where the Presidential plane had the Israeli equipment uninstalled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

44 "Lindsay Clancy Juror: Most Of Us Were Able To ‘Get Over’ The Dead Children"

Hey einstein, the dead kids were the sole reason you were there. Idiot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2026 07:53 AM (I43vL)

45 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 10, 2026 07:54 AM (53oGX)

46 Salty yes, now the UK is imposing a similar sanction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

47 Good morning, you scruffy lot.

Am glad to be with you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

48 Duke Medical School Discriminated Against White and Asian Applicants, US Government Says

Hear me out: I propose the creation of a medical school that only admits Whites and Asians who test highly enough. Let the other schools try to compete on a level playing field and see who comes out ahead.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 07:57 AM (99eI0)

49 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 07:57 AM (UuiC+)

50 San Franpsycho

Thanks. I had missed that.

What an own goal for the UK Westminster mob.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

51 Melina Abdullah, a professor of pan-African studies at California State University, Los Angeles

She studies African cooking?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

52 Severity: Moderate
Possible threat to life or property
Weather Event Onset
3:14 AM (PDT), September 9
Description
* WHAT...Hot conditions with temperatures 10 to 20 degrees above normal during the day, with overnight lows also running 10 to 20 degrees above normal.
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High 74 degrees

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

53 Community Notes

Evil, like it's little brothers Rust and it's Dad Entropy, never rests.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

54 29 Watching Gavin Newsom's PBS interview.

His gestures and body language belie his utter insanity.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

I'm convinced he's psychotic. There's a video clip somewhere of him being challenged on his lies, I think by Adam Carolla, and his responses and mannerisms are clinically revealing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (BdmD3)

55 I’m sensing that the Lump might be planning to make the switch to the GOP. We’ll take one more senator… or I’ll trade him straight up for Murkowski

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 07:43 AM

Sigh. Another 'Republican' Senator who votes with the Democrats 80% of the time?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (ExV1e)

56 I’m sensing that the Lump might be planning to make the switch to the GOP. We’ll take one more senator… or I’ll trade him straight up for Murkowski
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 07:43 AM (uTFcg)

Murkowski votes with Trump at least 30% of the time... Fetterman about 1 %... I can't see him go Rep. . Maybe Indie..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (+gK6I)

57 I'm not sure "America deserved 9/11" is even in the top 100 shittiest things leftards believe.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (b+pJs)

58 Am glad to be with you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)
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My father in law z"l on waking would say, "It's good to be on this side of the dirt."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

59 Brittany Dawn Jeffrey of the Hallie Shoffner-backed Little Rock Freedom Fund hosted a group of rioters at her residence to make Molotov cocktails...

Sorry, no matter how many Molotov cocktails you drink, she'll still be an ugly human being.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:01 AM (l3cgK)

60 I traded a moment of joyful intimacy for years of shame and embarrassment.

~ Paul's mom

Perhaps if you and Lindsay Clancy shared parenting notes...

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:01 AM (/TiS1)

61 She studies African cooking?...
Posted by: jim

And is probably obese because dysgenic is the new anti fascist.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:01 AM (99eI0)

62

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:02 AM (99eI0)

63 We have t-storms possibly teed up over the next few days, could use the moisture.

C'mon cool & dry northern breezes! We're waiting!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)

64 I'm convinced he's psychotic. There's a video clip somewhere of him being challenged on his lies, I think by Adam Carolla, and his responses and mannerisms are clinically revealing.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (BdmD3)
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Yes. Carolla was traumatized by that interview. He refers to it often and replays it often.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

65 30 ABC News speaks exclusively with another Lindsay Clancy trial juror, the *fifth* to have spoken out since the trial ended. ABC said Nick Dargie, one of the two men who sided with the nine women who voted not guilty, was “devastated” he couldn’t to set Clancy free, and SLAMMED the male holdout juror...

That's disturbing...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:02 AM (+gK6I)

66 Democrat House Hopeful William Lawrence Said He Wants To ‘Redistribute All the Land and All the Money’ To Make Up for America's ‘Evil Deeds’

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)
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Rep Brandon Gill:

https://tinyurl.com/5y5kzwyb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 08:02 AM (D0X9e)

67 I'm not sure "America deserved 9/11" is even in the top 100 shittiest things leftards believe.

"America's chickens have come home to roost." - former President's moral advisor

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:03 AM (/TiS1)

68 53 Severity: Moderate
Possible threat to life or property
Weather Event Onset
3:14 AM (PDT), September 9
Description
* WHAT...Hot conditions with temperatures 10 to 20 degrees above normal during the day, with overnight lows also running 10 to 20 degrees above normal.
====

High 74 degrees

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

We popped up over 100ºF (around 103ºF high) yesterday...low (temp right now) is almost 85ºF. Quite a few folks here don't have AC (I do...I made sure to get one installed at my house almost 30 years ago).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:03 AM (l3cgK)

69 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V)

70 And now I'm bracing for the celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder from the Left. It's more sacred to them than Christmas.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:04 AM (99eI0)

71 And then again there's Fetterman. I've said it before and I'll say it again, he may be a Democrat but still!!

He votes Democrat 99.99999% of the time........

It's such a good thing we avoided that terrible candidate Dr. Oz, tho, EMIRITE?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V)

72 I was taking my first bite of toast, reading the headlines of the indispensable Morning Report, when I came across the Gloria Steinem's Taint quip. Now, I'm thinking of going back to bed.

Posted by: Weak Stomach at September 10, 2026 08:04 AM (Fn+3X)

73 Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:02 AM (99eI0)

Good catch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

74 The even wickeder thing about that jury forewoman is that she looks like a Randi Weingarten, she was also a former teacher to boot.

Shudder!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 08:05 AM (XV/Pl)

75 72 And then again there's Fetterman. I've said it before and I'll say it again, he may be a Democrat but still!!

He votes Democrat 99.99999% of the time........

It's such a good thing we avoided that terrible candidate Dr. Oz, tho, EMIRITE?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V)

Oman, that was a Saudi comment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:05 AM (l3cgK)

76 Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society. I remain stunned at the vociferous level of her support… and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:06 AM (uTFcg)

77 73 I was taking my first bite of toast, reading the headlines of the indispensable Morning Report, when I came across the Gloria Steinem's Taint quip. Now, I'm thinking of going back to bed.

Posted by: Weak Stomach at September 10, 2026 08:04 AM (Fn+3X)

You can't have certainty without "taint"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:06 AM (l3cgK)

78 "she was also a former teacher to boot."

Former nothing. Once a educater, always a educater.

Posted by: A Educater at September 10, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi)

79 Severity: Moderate
Possible threat to life or property
Weather Event Onset
3:14 AM (PDT), September 9
Description
* WHAT...Hot conditions with temperatures 10 to 20 degrees above normal during the day, with overnight lows also running 10 to 20 degrees above normal.
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High 74 degrees

Posted by: San Franpsycho

We have a cold front warning for this weekend in North Texas. It's supposed to drop from 103 to 97.
They suggest wrapping pipes, turning off outside water and staying indoors.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:07 AM (4Agqc)

80 Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society. I remain stunned at the vociferous level of her support… and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:06 AM (uTFcg)

I just thought that, you know, like, maybe if we freed her that she'd touch my peepee. -- devastated 'male' juror

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

81 80 Severity: Moderate
Possible threat to life or property
Weather Event Onset
3:14 AM (PDT), September 9
Description
* WHAT...Hot conditions with temperatures 10 to 20 degrees above normal during the day, with overnight lows also running 10 to 20 degrees above normal.
====

High 74 degrees

Posted by: San Franpsycho

We have a cold front warning for this weekend in North Texas. It's supposed to drop from 103 to 97.
They suggest wrapping pipes, turning off outside water and staying indoors.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:07 AM (4Agqc)

wrapping is okay. Rapping can get ya killed in the wrong hood.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:08 AM (l3cgK)

82 Wow, what a shocker, a film-maker goes to NYC's East Village and finds that the overwhelming majority of individuals he queried state unequivocally that we, that is America, deserved 9/11.

Completely forgetting the history, or to be more accurate, NEVER LEARNING DICK about the history of islham.........they've been at war with the rest of the world for centuries.

They've been hijacking ships since inception. The US created the Navy to fight them back from taking trade ships.

They've been the biggest purveyor of slavery in history, and still maintain the practice.

With everyone catering and kowtowing to islham and the stupid bitches siding with Clancy brutally, purposely murdering her 3 beautiful children, I have no choice but to determine that society will not survive the coming days.

God, SMOD or God caused SMOD. It's our only hope......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:08 AM (ccf/V)

83 81 Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society. I remain stunned at the vociferous level of her support… and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:06 AM (uTFcg)

I just thought that, you know, like, maybe if we freed her that she'd touch my peepee. -- devastated 'male' juror

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

He's hoping she'll strangulate it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:09 AM (l3cgK)

84 We have a cold front warning for this weekend in North Texas. It's supposed to drop from 103 to 97.
They suggest wrapping pipes, turning off outside water and staying indoors.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:07 AM (4Agqc)
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I commented yesterday from a bus that had the a/c on full blast, it was really cold inside. Outside temp was 66.

These people cannot handle 72 degrees.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

85 I’m sensing that the Lump might be planning to make the switch to the GOP. We’ll take one more senator… or I’ll trade him straight up for Murkowski
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 07:43 AM (uTFcg)

Murkowski votes with Trump at least 30% of the time... Fetterman about 1 %... I can't see him go Rep. . Maybe Indie..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (+gK6I)

My guess (only a guess) is that many of the Lump’s votes are party line affairs. If he switches I’d speculate he’d probably be aligned with the GOP on his votes more than half the time. I think he’d be a better republican than Murkowski

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:09 AM (uTFcg)

86 "Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes dubious pledge to give every US adult $5,000 if GOP wins"

Current headline on my local news...

A chicken in every pot does win elections, I guess...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 10, 2026 08:10 AM (tOcjL)

87 > Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society.
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Hard core leftists. They've been given a pass by a judiciary that is squarely aligned with them. She's not going to prison by being tried in that state.

The prosecution was a total joke. Zero effort. They're on her side too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 08:10 AM (2Cry5)

88 Here is a link to a 9/11 documentary/dramatization made in 2006 you probably have not seen. It is focused on AA Flight 11's flight and the crash aftermath in the North Tower. Two-plus hours.

https://youtu.be/BUjeUwoeEn4

It is a BBC/Discovery Channel production but is not slanted. Probably because it was made way back in 2006. It contains actual video not seen in US productions that some may find disturbing. Includes interviews of North Tower survivors and of family members of victims. The comments of the wife of one victim are not what you may expect. The ending is powerful; made up of comments from survivors.

The utube video is stitched-together and has duplicate material. Ignore that and just watch.

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (5rh/l)

89 I shudder at the mere thought any of these freak Democrats might be elected to the Senate.

But then I remember that 11 jurors wanted to acquit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

90 Lord help us. When asked about the "internet accusations" against Patrick Clancy saying he's the one who really killed the children, that bitch of a lawyer Redington said:

"I certainly don’t dismiss them. It’s amazing what people on TikTok... how they’re able to ferret out facts and they do investigations."

Fuck me he should rot for that alone. My God.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (b+pJs)

91 Met up with Hrothgar for lunch yesterday.
Had a great time.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

92 Iran fires electro-optical missile for first time — aiming at US warships: report

Where were they made?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (l3cgK)

93 Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society. I remain stunned at the vociferous level of her support… and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…

Not as distressed as you are. There have been at least nine copy-cat murders in 2026 alone. Yet this one is some sort of bellwether whereas all of the other responses to murders are not.

This is about as raw evidence that you can find on the effectiveness of TikTok in amplifying the worst elements of our society to influence the weak and amoral minds of the population. When a culture has no moral values, no desire for moral values, and no vocabulary to even express moral values, then Mimetic Theory indicates that people will fall in line with whatever influence fills that gap. They can't justify their position because they don't have the vocabulary nor the moral conscious and framework in which to construct a coherent apology for the temporary position they irrationally adopted.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (xE0sV)

94 Thanks for the warning. Wrapping my hosepipe as we speak!

Posted by: Benny Hill, Fire Brigade at September 10, 2026 08:12 AM (Fn+3X)

95 95 Thanks for the warning. Wrapping my hosepipe as we speak!

Posted by: Benny Hill, Fire Brigade at September 10, 2026 08:12 AM (Fn+3X)

$20, same as in town...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:13 AM (l3cgK)

96
Murkowski votes with Trump at least 30% of the time... Fetterman about 1 %... I can't see him go Rep. . Maybe Indie..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:00 AM (+gK6I)

So he can continue to vote with Bernie Sanders.....

Yeah, I don't think it f*cking matters. They will chase him out his next election, if they don't boot him prior. We don't need his kind......

Besides the fact that he's one lazy sumbitch.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)

97 If she had strangled three Canada geese she would reviled by all. Well, maybe not all. I would be ok with it.

Posted by: A Educater at September 10, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi)

98 Charlie Kirk

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

99 Here are some 9/11 heroes who I knew:

Billy McGinn. FDNY who was at the WTC bombing in 1993. Like Rick Rescorla he knew the terrorists would be back. Started a biohazard response team in anticipation. Posthumously promoted to Captain.

Chris Quackenbush. Co-founder of investment bank boutique Sandler O'Neill which lost half its people. Chris could have gotten out, but stayed to help others who were caught in overwhelming smoke.

Dean Eberling. Mild-mannered Wall Street research analyst and suburban father. Caught in an elevator, he and another guy were able to pry open the door so the women could get out, but couldn't hold it so they could get themselves out. Very Titanic, no?

Tell me they got what they deserved.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 10, 2026 08:14 AM (dtajH)

100 I'm not sure anyone was sane in the East Village in 1970. Certainly no one could be now.

Posted by: Short Bus Bobby at September 10, 2026 08:14 AM (Fn+3X)

101 "I certainly don’t dismiss them. It’s amazing what people on TikTok... how they’re able to ferret out facts and they do investigations."

Like it had to be Patrick because he is a Gemini, just like Trump.

Follow the SCIENCE!™ even if it is pagan astrology.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:15 AM (xE0sV)

102 Lindsay Clancy Juror: Most Of Us Were Able To ‘Get Over’ The Dead Children

It's just a minor stretch from killing inside the womb to killing outside for them; just a bigger clump of cells...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

103 Met up with Hrothgar for lunch yesterday.
Had a great time.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)
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How many martinis?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

104 Remember when Trump said "take his coat" about a protester and the Left (including Ted Cruz) went crazy about NORMS and VIOLENCE. And now they celebrate and call for physical murder every single day?

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:16 AM (b+pJs)

105 We're in the middle of a cluster of rain/thunder showers. Started around 0500 this morning. Almost an inch of rain since then.

There's a long, winding chain of them from SE corner of Colorado all the way to Virginia.

Sort of impressive the front is that long and unbroken.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 08:17 AM (2Cry5)

106 Regarding Wes Moore's potential run for Presidency:

Get the Francis Scott Key Bridge repaired before we take you seriously.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:17 AM (99eI0)

107 104 Met up with Hrothgar for lunch yesterday.
Had a great time.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)
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How many martinis?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:15 AM

Heh. Well, there WAS an Irish coffee involved.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

108 Remember when Trump said "take his coat" about a protester and the Left (including Ted Cruz) went crazy about NORMS and VIOLENCE. And now they celebrate and call for physical murder every single day?
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:16 AM (b+pJs)

Our speech is violence.

Their violence is speech.

The quicker you accept that, the quicker they can move in and kill you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

109 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
I watched various clips from the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. She is trying with her husband to do a new start-up for blood tests using lasers. There's a trustworthy individual to invest in with

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (N2HNb)

110 Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society. I remain stunned at the vociferous level of her support… and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

It has gotten eerily, spooky quiet on Facebook overnight when all these "Lindsay didn't kill her kids!" screeching harpies saw the female jurors say "He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children" and that they KNEW she killed her kids.

Whoops. What's strange is even the jurors don't see that as an "own goal".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (4Agqc)

111
There's a long, winding chain of them from SE corner of Colorado all the way to Virginia.

Sort of impressive the front is that long and unbroken.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 08:17 AM (2Cry5)

We haven't seen rain here in well over a month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

112 Hopefully Lindsay will be freed and she can run for the Senate where she can advocate for a woman's right to choose and oppose the handmaidens of Trump!

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold and jurist at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (Z8Kuq)

113 98 If she had strangled three Canada geese she would reviled by all. Well, maybe not all. I would be ok with it.

Posted by: A Educater at September 10, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi)

If she had strangled three kittens and was tried for killing them while temporarily nuts, the jury would have returned a guilty and not nuts verdict in two minutes. And included a note to the judge demanding she be burned alive at the stake.

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (5rh/l)

114 I had lunch in the Mission yesterday. Tacos al pastor and agua fresca fresa. Superlative.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

115
Democrat Claims US Is ‘a Carceral State’

Actually, my impression is that you have to work at it to get thrown into prison. Like, after multiple arrests. So can we dispense with the fiction that BIPOC are locked into dungeons for stealing a loaf of bread for their starving families?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 08:20 AM (eRlcH)

116 110 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
I watched various clips from the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. She is trying with her husband to do a new start-up for blood tests using lasers. There's a trustworthy individual to invest in with

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 08:19 AM (N2HNb)

Renewal!

Posted by: Logan's Run at September 10, 2026 08:20 AM (l3cgK)

117 and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

She wasn't going free regardless. She's either spending significant time in a mental institution or she's spending significant time in prison.

These people are f*cking retarded.

She needs to be in PRISON, preferably death row, but what are ya gonna do.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

118 118 and that interview of the male juror who is devastated that they couldn’t let her go free…. WTF is that??? Sad sigh…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

She wasn't going free regardless. She's either spending significant time in a mental institution or she's spending significant time in prison.

These people are f*cking retarded.

She needs to be in PRISON, preferably death row, but what are ya gonna do.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

Someone in a wheelchair can't be bad! Just like someone who speaks German can't be bad!

Posted by: Jurors at September 10, 2026 08:22 AM (l3cgK)

119 115 I had lunch in the Mission yesterday. Tacos al pastor and agua fresca fresa. Superlative.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Please write in English.

Posted by: Proud To Be an American.... at September 10, 2026 08:22 AM (Fn+3X)

120 These people are f*cking retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

As a co-worker liked to say "They're too stupid to be retarded. They're just plain tarded."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:23 AM (99eI0)

121 Actually, my impression is that you have to work at it to get thrown into prison. Like, after multiple arrests.

Ain't that the truth. And that's not all.
Watch the show Bodycam. Marvel at the lenient sentence people receive for serious crimes they ate indisputably guilty of. As in on video.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 10, 2026 08:23 AM (zpcJA)

122
Boy that Lindsay Clancy trial revealed a sickness in a certain non-trivial segment of our society. I remain stunned at the vociferous level of her support

I'm hoping that's just a small, unrepresentative fraction. AWFL journalists are attracted to AWFL lunatics. Not to mention the corrosive effects of social media on mentally vulnerable females.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 08:23 AM (eRlcH)

123
As a co-worker liked to say "They're too stupid to be retarded. They're just plain tarded."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:23 AM (99eI0)

I can live with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:23 AM (ccf/V)

124 So can we dispense with the fiction that BIPOC are locked into dungeons for stealing a loaf of bread for their starving families?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 08:20 AM (eRlcH)
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Never.

Posted by: Culture and State Media at September 10, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

125 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

The Left's demographics is destiny.

Raising kids to adulthood is what wins in the end.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

126 The prosecution was a total joke. Zero effort. They're on her side too.

I think it is important at this time to recognize that far too many lawyers, particularly employed by government, are amoral—that is, they can't intellectually comprehend sufficiently to prosecute, or even desire to prosecute Lex Naturalis. They literally don't have the vocabulary to even have an internal monologue with themselves as to these kinds of laws, so they will always appear ineffective because they are in uncharted waters.

On the other hand, they have a remarkable ability to fiercely go after Lex Positiva since they can handle those kinds of laws. Even more so they can pilpul the bitch out of a process crime, wresting whatever definition they want from it.

So yes, our legal system is based on secularists who can't tell Right from Wrong and when pressed, just wing it.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:24 AM (rgGn5)

127 Actually, my impression is that you have to work at it to get thrown into prison. Like, after multiple arrests.

That depends wholly on the color of your skin.

Whitey goes down immediately.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)

128 Posted by: Sid at September 10, 2026 08:24 AM (2J5h1)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 10, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

129 Please write in English.
Posted by: Proud To Be an American.... at September 10, 2026 08:22 AM (Fn+3X)
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Roast pork tortilla sandwiches with strawberry ice water.

Posted by: Culture and State Media at September 10, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

130 JB Pritzker.

Sid showing where is anus blooms.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

131 Roast pork tortilla sandwiches with strawberry ice water.
Posted by: Culture and State Media

Thank you. Even sounds better. Yumm!

Posted by: Proud To Be an American at September 10, 2026 08:27 AM (Fn+3X)

132 "Pritzker dropping bombs"

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Yah, his commode must suffer big time/

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

133 When I first heard of Wes Moore, I thought he could be a strong candidate. But now it’s out that he’s just another Jason Arday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM (UJfh6)

134 Nothing says 'truthbombs' like coming from a family with ties to child sex trafficking and bankrupting all you can eat buffets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

135 134 "Pritzker dropping bombs"

====

Yah, his commode must suffer big time/

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

He dropped a bomb on me

Posted by: The Gap at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM (l3cgK)

136 Morning Horde!

Time for a walk, then maybe read some links before I start job-searching for the day.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aJQbY)

137 >Anthropic Researchers Go Public with Fears AI Could ‘Kill All Humans’ Within a Decade
-----

but the article doesn't actually spell out how AI is going to literally come to my house and kill me

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

138
He dropped a bomb on me
Posted by: The Gap at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM (l3cgK)

Never not a good time for it........

https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

139
Time for a walk, then maybe read some links before I start job-searching for the day.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aJQbY)

Good luck!

Or break a leg, whichever fits.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

140 Imagine being so retarded that you could think Pritzker was schooling anyone? Pritzker is the whale from which Costanza pulled Kramer’s Titleist from the blow hole. The sea was angry that day my friend….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:30 AM (uTFcg)

141 Nevil Shute, in his novel In the Wet, had a society based on multiple votes for individuals, up to seven.

You get extra votes if you had certain attributes, like wealth, child raising, education, overseas living, were clergy, and were specifically honoured by the Queen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

142 The Pritzkers had a family event at the San Francisco Hyatt when Mrs. F. was an employee there. Her obsessive hatred of the Pritzkers began that night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

143 Democrat Claims US Is ‘a Carceral State’

Ok, fine. Flood the country with lawless savages and the rest of us, knowing that there will be no incarceration for the sake of promoting public safety and community cohesion, will turn every crime into a capital crime.

Someone breaks into the car, since no one is willing to judge, jury and convict, and I don't want to lock the perp up in the basement for five years and be responsible for his food, shelter, health and entertainment, will just let the buzzards, gators and wild boar work out the application of sentencing.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:31 AM (NzX/y)

144 but the article doesn't actually spell out how AI is going to literally come to my house and kill me
Posted by: Don Black

Forget AI. Your Bluetooth-enabled Red Commie Toaster will do that to you one morning when you least expect it.

Posted by: High Voltage at September 10, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)

145 >Anthropic Researchers Go Public with Fears AI Could ‘Kill All Humans’ Within a Decade
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but the article doesn't actually spell out how AI is going to literally come to my house and kill me
Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

I read his X thread. Overwrought would be an understatement… maybe just another Chyna op so they can beat us in AI

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:32 AM (uTFcg)

146 good luck Random Dave!

it sucks this is taking so long it makes little sense to me

anyway how about those Patriots lol

of course we are amused in Eagles Land

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)

147 Trump promises $5,000 to US Citizens if the GOP takes both houses.

Straight up bribery? Election Fraud?

WTF?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

148 135 When I first heard of Wes Moore, I thought he could be a strong candidate. But now it’s out that he’s just another Jason Arday.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM

Moore is less.

Posted by: Someone has to say it at September 10, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

149 but the article doesn't actually spell out how AI is going to literally come to my house and kill me

Our warriors will be men of modest means with their bucket trucks, not repairing the power lines to the data centers.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:33 AM (NzX/y)

150 Actually, my impression is that you have to work at it to get thrown into prison. Like, after multiple arrests.

That depends wholly on the color of your skin.

Whitey goes down immediately.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Saltine who kills his kids WHILE diagnosed with psychosis - 19 minutes to death row.

John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.

The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.

He was executed in Texas in 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:33 AM (4Agqc)

151 144 but the article doesn't actually spell out how AI is going to literally come to my house and kill me
Posted by: Don Black

Forget AI. Your Bluetooth-enabled Red Commie Toaster will do that to you one morning when you least expect it.

Posted by: High Voltage at September 10, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)

Your Ring Camera, TV, fridge, cell phone, and anything else "connected" will give Gov'ts and corporations all they need to spy on you without your knowledge or consent...(hey, did you actually READ the terms of service?)

Posted by: The Gap at September 10, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

152 Community Notes

I would not advise criminals acting without protection of our legal system, with armed citizens knowing they have to defend themselves.

Would get sporty. No bag limit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

153 Much like Chris Rock and OJ, I'm not saying I *condone* societies enslaving women and treating them like mindless chattel...

BUT I UNDERSTAND

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:35 AM (b+pJs)

154 Friend of mine is all in on some of the 9/11 truther stuff. Weirdest is that the Feds brought the planes down in an undisclosed airfield, killed all passengers and crew, then flew other planes into the towers.

His evidence is that the plane engine that came to rest in the WTC plaza was not from a Boeing 767. I told him that this, and other truther lies were all addressed and debunked in a Popular Mechanics article in 2005. I'm sure he never read the article, and just prefers his narrative because it makes him seem "informed". 9/11 broke a lot of people..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 10, 2026 08:35 AM (nbLIj)

155 147 Trump promises $5,000 to US Citizens if the GOP takes both houses.

Straight up bribery? Election Fraud?

WTF?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

If it's a tax credit, they it's not...requires Congress to act...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:35 AM (l3cgK)

156 Pritzker is trust fund mental defective that never grew up.

But he grew out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 08:35 AM (+mpku)

157 Didn't Pritzger have commodes taken out in one of his mansions to pay less property tax on the place? Can't remember the specifics.

Posted by: What A Dump! at September 10, 2026 08:36 AM (Fn+3X)

158 She's either spending significant time in a mental institution or she's spending significant time in prison.

Fun fact: In Massachusetts, people found not guilty by reason of insanity are 're-evaluated' every six months to see if they are 'cured'. Since she claimed postpartum psychosis, and it's been almost 4 years since she last gave birth, there's a pretty good chance that she'd be released almost immediately.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

159 And btw between the fucktard lawyer and two of the three jury men - men aren't dojng themselves any favors either

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:36 AM (b+pJs)

160 Trump promises $5,000 to US Citizens if the GOP takes both houses.

With a Uniparty Congress that is keen on passing Amnesty, I'm not so sure about this.

Given the government's track record on dispensing Covid funds, I'm sure that Nigerian scammers and their peers in every other third world shit hole with internet and access to the banking network is already at work.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NzX/y)

161 When I first heard of Wes Moore, I thought he could be a strong candidate. But now it’s out that he’s just another Jason Arday.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 08:28 AM

Moore is less.
Posted by: Someone has to say it

Here lies Lester Moore.
Kilt by four slugs from a .44.
No Les. No Moore

Posted by: Tombstone Epitaph

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:37 AM (4Agqc)

162 Nevil Shute, in his novel In the Wet, had a society based on multiple votes for individuals, up to seven.

You get extra votes if you had certain attributes, like wealth, child raising, education, overseas living, were clergy, and were specifically honoured by the Queen.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026

***
That was the novel where he postulated an alternate post-war society, with (e.g.) jet air travel much earlier than we actually had it, I think?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

163 Fun fact: In Massachusetts, people found not guilty by reason of insanity are 're-evaluated' every six months to see if they are 'cured'. Since she claimed postpartum psychosis, and it's been almost 4 years since she last gave birth, there's a pretty good chance that she'd be released almost immediately.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Since she vlaimed PP Psychosis for ONLY those 18 minutes, she's cured.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 08:38 AM (4Agqc)

164 Big news is apparently that Trump didn’t fill the arena in Dallas. So Republicans are going to lose the midterms in a Blue Wave.

It’s over, you guys. $5 gas means people want Democrats in charge to tank the entire economy, stack the Supreme Court, defund ICE, give illegal aliens their taxpayer funded benefits, increase taxes on “wealthy” Americans, and run away from Iran.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 08:39 AM (sEIcs)

165 Tactical decapitation didn’t “fail” in Iran, it was nice to take those specific assholes out. But it didn’t have any great effect because I don’t think we really understand how ideologically unified and religiously motivated systems operate.
Mohamed #1 dies, is replaced by Mohammed #2, and then numbers 3, 4, and 5 and they’re all the same with the later ones being even more radical to prove they’re worthy.

It doesn’t matter how many you kill, unless you kill all of them, and we’re not going to do that. They’re a death cult, they WANT to die. Far easier to stop them by wrecking their country to make sure they have little power outside their borders, which is what were systematically doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 08:39 AM (UJfh6)

166
If it's a tax credit, they it's not...requires Congress to act...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 08:35 AM (l3cgK)

And a GOP congress won't do it. Just like they won't pass the SAVE Act.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

167 not guilty by reason of insanity
=====

So, guilty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

168 And btw between the fucktard lawyer and two of the three jury men - men aren't dojng themselves any favors either

I get the lawyer—he is just doing what lawyers do to pump up the GoFundMe donations that he will most certainly receive.

The other two "men" on the jury, probably sit down to pee.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (BvPIe)

169 Been asking that question; what kind of prosecutor allows those women to be on a jury? There must have been better options, it's the law of numbers. The prosecutor wasn't limited in picks he was personally limited. DEI?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (C0oZI)

170 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Partially. The alternate world had the UK declining even faster, and the Royal Family leaving the UK for the Commonwealth.

The framing sequence was very long, but the new society story focused on flying, romance, and better societies with multiple vote systems. The UK did not participate in that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

171 Today Is National TV Dinner Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

172 After seeing both the Bush's and our intelligence agencies at work in the 25 years hence I'm not as averse to people's "theories" as I once was. And I never will be.

There was a time I believed, wrongly and stupidly mind you, that at least *some* people in government really were interested in keeping the country safe. God I was a fucking idiot. I didn't deserve to have an opinion let alone vote.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (b+pJs)

173 The last 2 NFL games played (7 months apart) that have counted were both NE vs Seattle… and they were both clunkers…. I’m not seeing any contemporary versions of the 85 Bears or 92 Cowboys…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:41 AM (uTFcg)

174 BTW the WSJ has become unreadable. It’s descended into another left wing rag. Even the editorials are garbage. The writers are all ex WaPo, NYT and every other crap liberal rag cast offs.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 08:41 AM (sEIcs)

175 not guilty by reason of insanity
=====

So, guilty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

Guilty, but someone else made me do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

176 164 Big news is apparently that Trump didn’t fill the arena in Dallas. So Republicans are going to lose the midterms in a Blue Wave.

LOL.. It looked full to me... Trump said the media would say that..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:42 AM (+gK6I)

177 So, guilty
---
So guilty

She killed the kids, she's murderer, that's all one needs to know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:42 AM (C0oZI)

178 743 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

179 When people say AI is going to take over all the jobs, I want to know how AI is going to come to my house and unstop the sewer line.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (UJfh6)

180 The last 2 NFL games played (7 months apart) that have counted were both NE vs Seattle… and they were both clunkers…. I’m not seeing any contemporary versions of the 85 Bears or 92 Cowboys…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 08:41 AM (uTFcg)

It's game one.

Remember: They all forgot how to play football in the offseason and it takes time to get back into things........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

181 He dropped a bomb on me
Posted by: The Gap
_________

North Korea/Gap Band mashup:

https://tinyurl.com/4fmbjxh8

Top comment on video: "They've got the funk, but they got no Seoul."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (XvL8K)

182 169 Been asking that question; what kind of prosecutor allows those women to be on a jury? There must have been better options, it's the law of numbers. The prosecutor wasn't limited in picks he was personally limited. DEI?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (C0oZI)

You are limited to the jury members willing to show up and serve on a jury. Anyone complaining about the jury should decide right now that any jury summons they receive is now the #1 responsibility they have as a citizen.

The prosecutors had to pick 18 - there were 12 women and 6 men, who then get randomly picked to 12 for deliberation after the trial is over...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (tOcjL)

183 What time is Mitch McConnell speaking at today's GOP convention?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 10, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

184 I can say that I did see AF1 fly close over my house yesterday.......

Big US Flag on the tail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

185 the arena looked really full to me! was a fun watch last night!

I like the grant thing. I was going to vote R anyway but hell I'll take the money

it's supposed to come out of tariff revenue, and is restricted to only being spent in the USA so I assume some kind of pre-paid card with restrictions on what you can purchase, but I can see ways around that for naughty types.

fucking brilliant and btw PDJT was hilarious last night omg. you could tell he was happy to be just talking freely

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:44 AM (j+aD2)

186 Been asking that question; what kind of prosecutor allows those women to be on a jury? There must have been better options, it's the law of numbers. The prosecutor wasn't limited in picks he was personally limited. DEI?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (C0oZI)

Yes. Everyone knows when you see a short haired, bitter faced old bint in a jury pool it is most likely they are a sexless, man hating democrat voter and should only be picked by a plaintiff or defense counsel.

Posted by: Morgan & Morgan, For The People at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (Z8Kuq)

187 fucking brilliant and btw PDJT was hilarious last night omg. you could tell he was happy to be just talking freely
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:44 AM (j+aD2)

Especially the Talarico "Beat the meat. " LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (+gK6I)

188 I think AJ is gonna 86 Drake Maye lol

regardless, he might have a high ankle sprain, so lots of time for him to catch up on his reading

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (j+aD2)

189 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

If relationships were evaluated on the "Do you support Lindsay?" going forward, we can turn evil to a bit of good. If women that support her are avoided by men, methinks the kid's deaths can serve a larger purpose.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

190 Pritzger removing all the commodes from a secondary mansion on the Gold Coast, declaring the place "uninhabitable" lowered his taxes by $330,000 between 2012 to 2016. He had to return the money after the Inspector General declared it to be a "scheme to defraud".

Posted by: The Fat Bastard at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (Fn+3X)

191 LOL.. It looked full to me... Trump said the media would say that..

Posted by: It's me donna
---

Was it a good rally?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (C0oZI)

192
North Korea/Gap Band mashup:

https://tinyurl.com/4fmbjxh8

Top comment on video: "They've got the funk, but they got no Seoul."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (XvL8K)

I want to see them march like that into combat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

193 The NFL has a reason to hamstring its product in prime time since so many casual bettors like to bet overs and scoring parlays. And just like that the NFL mostly sucks in prime time, when it should be showing its best games.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (b+pJs)

194 186 Been asking that question; what kind of prosecutor allows those women to be on a jury? There must have been better options, it's the law of numbers. The prosecutor wasn't limited in picks he was personally limited. DEI?

they get 12 no-no's

imagine the 12 they axed

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (j+aD2)

195 When people say AI is going to take over all the jobs, I want to know how AI is going to come to my house and unstop the sewer line.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I have a team on standby.

Posted by: Landwhale Pritzker at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (+mpku)

196 WSJ has a picture of the arena with empty seats. But they don’t indicate when it was taken. Probably when people were still filing in.

There other big story is how Trump gifted $45k to Natalie and a few other close aides. Natalie btw is still paying for cancer treatments.

Like I said, the WSJ is liberal filth.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (sEIcs)

197 Mysterious note leaver leaves mysterious note.

https://tinyurl.com/4w6yhewe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)

198 Her obsessive hatred of the Pritzkers began that night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

She's a smart woman. Don't ever lose her!

Posted by: Will Robinson at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (A3xvt)

199 171 Today Is National TV Dinner Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM

Is this about me?

Posted by: Salisbury Steak University, Salisbury, Maryland at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

200 Was it a good rally?

it was!

maybe I just missed them?

but yes! that guy from TX I forget who looks like superman was great, PDJT was awesome, BESSENT kicked ass!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:47 AM (j+aD2)

201
Was it a good rally?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (C0oZI)

Yes.... And Trump rambled a bit too long but that's normal for him...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:47 AM (+gK6I)

202 >Been asking that question; what kind of prosecutor allows those women to be on a jury?
-----

If you think about it, Clancy actually was judged by a jury of her peers

a scold of Karens

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)

203 this AI will kill us thing is the MOST OBVIOUS OP EVER

lol whatever guys

not sure what's up with Anthropic they have lost their minds

btw AI update I have switched away from Perplexity (expensive for my employers!) to Chat Pro and love it. much cheaper and better.

I know Altman is also a jerk off but he's better than Dario

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:48 AM (j+aD2)

204 The NFL has a reason to hamstring its product in prime time since so many casual bettors like to bet overs and scoring parlays. And just like that the NFL mostly sucks in prime time, when it should be showing its best games.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:46 AM (b+pJs)

The NFL has now PARTNERED with multiple sports betting platforms.

Not sponsors.....PARTNERS.

The NFL is WWE. Roger Goodell is a ruinous piece of shit and they just RENEWED HIS CONTRACT....again.

The NFL can sit and spin. F*ck that league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

205 If you think about it, Clancy actually was judged by a jury of her peers

a scold of Karens
Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)

And 2 honorary Karen soy boys

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:48 AM (+gK6I)

206 Your Ring Camera, TV, fridge, cell phone, and anything else "connected" will give Gov'ts and corporations all they need to spy on you without your knowledge or consent...(hey, did you actually READ the terms of service?)

A common industry estimate of the Apple Watch installed based is between 130-170 million active users.

They track all the things your phone does + your body temperature, pulse, steps, SpO2, breath rate, and through algorithms detect your relative health, stress, sleep patterns and more.

Only God Himself knows more about you.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (/TiS1)

207 but yes! that guy from TX I forget who looks like superman was great, PDJT was awesome, BESSENT kicked ass!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:47 AM (j+aD2)

Gill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

208 Thinking about Charlie Kirk today and missing him terribly. 😢

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FaYM_7srqig

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

209 171 Today Is National TV Dinner Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

And now the theme song!

https://youtu.be/C-6mI708yWc

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (99eI0)

210 186 Been asking that question; what kind of prosecutor allows those women to be on a jury? There must have been better options, it's the law of numbers. The prosecutor wasn't limited in picks he was personally limited. DEI?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:40 AM (C0oZI)

Yes. Everyone knows when you see a short haired, bitter faced old bint in a jury pool it is most likely they are a sexless, man hating democrat voter and should only be picked by a plaintiff or defense counsel.

Posted by: Morgan & Morgan, For The People at September 10, 2026 08:45 AM (Z8Kuq)

Read comments by one of the two male jurors who voted not guilty by reason of insanity, and despair. Twenty-five years old. Served in the military.

https://tinyurl.com/4rz7u6ba

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (5rh/l)

211 yeah Gill! Sponge just watch clips of Gill

he was excellent

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (j+aD2)

212 Trump said that no one was allowed to go to the bathroom while he was speaking, lest the Commies take a picture of the empty seat to claim that people didn't show up.

Posted by: Go Before You Leave at September 10, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)

213
Remember: They all forgot how to play football in the offseason and it takes time to get back into things........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

We are going through a very bad era of quarterbacks. Brady was the last great one. The guys nowadays are running around like it's a Chinese fire drill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 08:50 AM (eRlcH)

214 He must identify as a woman.

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
NEW: ABC News speaks exclusively with another Lindsay Clancy trial juror, the *fifth* to have spoken out since the trial ended. ABC said Nick Dargie, one of the two men who sided with the nine women who voted not guilty, was “devastated” he couldn’t to set Clancy free, and SLAMMED the male holdout juror...

“There was — there was several times would ask him to show us, like, evidence or, you know, describe a witness testimony that helped to prove what he was saying. And — and he couldn’t. There wasn’t a single piece of evidence or witness testimony that he used to prove why he was thinking the way he was, which is why we ultimately sent in that note. Otherwise, like, there’s nothing wrong with somebody having a complete opposite opinion. Like, that’s — you know, that would be a hung jury. That — like, that is our justice system.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

215 DONT GIVE UP THE SHIP

In the midst of the annual weepy treacle diarrhea of shame and defeat that is "Nine-Eleven," we bulldoze over the bank the greatest victory in the history of the American navy, Perry's Victory 10 Sept 1813. Twenty-seven brave men gave their lives that the entire Old Northwest might be ours.

The Battle of Lake Erie, this date. Huzzah boys.
We have met the enemy, and they are ours.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 10, 2026 08:50 AM (zdLoL)

216 that smoosh faced idiot was in the military great

how low they fell

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)

217 North Korea/Gap Band mashup:

https://tinyurl.com/4fmbjxh8

Outstanding!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2026 08:51 AM (3Ope8)

218 Erika Kirk wrote an essay that was printed in 9/7 NYT issue. Talks about loss, and grief.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 08:51 AM (AKptf)

219 Mohammed Sayed: "We need to normalize union organizing in every sector of American life"

Must kill him spouting all this commieganda when all he really wants to post is "Allahu Akbar Die Filthy Infiden Scum ululululul"

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:51 AM (b+pJs)

220 119 115 I had lunch in the Mission yesterday. Tacos al pastor and agua fresca fresa. Superlative.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Please write in English.
Posted by: Proud To Be an American.... at September 10, 2026 08:22 AM (Fn+3X)

Yo quiero Taco Bell!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 08:51 AM (UJfh6)

221 158 She's either spending significant time in a mental institution or she's spending significant time in prison.

Fun fact: In Massachusetts, people found not guilty by reason of insanity are 're-evaluated' every six months to see if they are 'cured'. Since she claimed postpartum psychosis, and it's been almost 4 years since she last gave birth, there's a pretty good chance that she'd be released almost immediately.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

She is still under suicide watch - 1:1 observation. Someone is always with her, watching her. Apparently no interest in personal hygiene. Even though family is bringing in regular food, she is served a special diet (probalby ground up) to minimize choking - in case she decides to punch her clock.

I don't doubt she is messed up in the head. But she killed her 3 kids. There must be accountability. If she remains in that state mental hospital until she sheds her mortal coil .... I'm good with that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 08:51 AM (N39Ws)

222 Take a few minutes to look up the prosecutors for the Clancy trial. They would appear to be... sub-optimal for this particular trial.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2026 08:52 AM (2Cry5)

223 195 When people say AI is going to take over all the jobs, I want to know how AI is going to come to my house and unstop the sewer line.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

If Musk ever completes OPTIMUS - I'm buying.
He keeps tinkering with it and I can feel the price point rising.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:52 AM (C0oZI)

224 A lot of commercials last night were for betting houses. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 08:53 AM (+mpku)

225 The cranks and kooks overrunning the online right today are a sad testament to the void he left behind

**************

Woohoo!! I'm going to call my mom and tell her I got mentioned in the news!!

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 08:53 AM (qgHp7)

226 199 171 Today Is National TV Dinner Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I forget. What's a TV?

Posted by: Transvestite? at September 10, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

227
And now the theme song!

https://youtu.be/C-6mI708yWc
Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:49 AM (99eI0)

Well played.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

228 I'll be in Baltimore on Saturday to see #1 South Africa v #2 New Zealand in rugby.

Twice the action of the NFL in half the time.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 10, 2026 08:54 AM (dtajH)

229 I'm excited to have a prime time slot at the convention tonight and be the one to introduce JD Vance!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 10, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

230 214 He must identify as a woman.

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
NEW: ABC News speaks exclusively with another Lindsay Clancy trial juror, the *fifth* to have spoken out since the trial ended. ABC said Nick Dargie, one of the two men who sided with the nine women who voted not guilty, was “devastated” he couldn’t to set Clancy free, and SLAMMED the male holdout juror...

It is almost like these 11 jurors truly believed they were charged with how to fix Lindsay Clancy. Forget about the 3 kids who were choked to death by the one person in life they should trust and love. I think the days of believing "Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6" are over.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 08:54 AM (N39Ws)

231 >>>I don't doubt she is messed up in the head. But she killed her 3 kids. There must be accountability. If she remains in that state mental hospital until she sheds her mortal coil .... I'm good with that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
---

The noose is what she should receive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:54 AM (C0oZI)

232
We are going through a very bad era of quarterbacks. Brady was the last great one. The guys nowadays are running around like it's a Chinese fire drill.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 08:50 AM (eRlcH)

While Brady was a good QB, even he will tell you he's a product of the league going over the top protecting them. Montana would've had 7 or 8 SB's with today's rules.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

233 Well played.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Thanks. Every so often my memory of random things helps me out.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 08:55 AM (99eI0)

234 Yes. Everyone knows when you see a short haired, bitter faced old bint in a jury pool it is most likely they are a sexless, man hating democrat voter and should only be picked by a plaintiff or defense counsel.

Just do the Smell Test. If you detect the faint aroma of cat piss, disqualify.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 08:55 AM (/TiS1)

235
If Musk ever completes OPTIMUS - I'm buying.
He keeps tinkering with it and I can feel the price point rising.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:52 AM (C0oZI)

Hunter Biden's laptop spoof bitcoin dropped 99% almost immediately.

But he should run for President, y'all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

236 "Trump promises $5,000 to US Citizens if the GOP takes both houses. "

I don't care if it's characterized as a 'bribe.' The problem is that it is recklessly inflationary! $5K to every USA adult adds up to $1.35T. We can't afford it. We'd have to print all of it. It would goose inflation.

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 08:56 AM (Jr5Lq)

237 Those kids trusted her more than practically anyone in the world.

Except for the one who escaped and ran and hid that she hunted down like a Predator.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:56 AM (b+pJs)

238 The NFL is a reality TV show featuring 32 quarterbacks and 32 head coaches.

Posted by: This is known at September 10, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

239 234 Yes. Everyone knows when you see a short haired, bitter faced old bint in a jury pool it is most likely they are a sexless, man hating democrat voter and should only be picked by a plaintiff or defense counsel.

The jury was stacked by putting 9 women.... The The 2 soyboys were a bonus..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 08:57 AM (+gK6I)

240 If AI is so great, where's my sexbot?

Posted by: guy whose fleshlight won't return his calls at September 10, 2026 08:57 AM (zpcJA)

241 Every team played with the same rules during Brady's era. I was a Montana holdout for a long time but Brady is clearly goated

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:57 AM (b+pJs)

242 The 3 online betting sites are rigged.
Casino is OK but odds aren't in your favor.
They know.

The Dartmouth boys shut down there ginormous blog site
long before any of us thought Obama had a chance to win.
They didn't say but they knew before the thought was published.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 08:58 AM (C0oZI)

243 While Brady was a good QB, even he will tell you he's a product of the league going over the top protecting them. Montana would've had 7 or 8 SB's with today's rules.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He took a good beating over the years. He's got some physical problems and he's gotten old quickly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 08:58 AM (+mpku)

244 A common FNM talking point is that right leaning people are obsessed with conspiracy theories...you know like COVID coming from the Wuhan lab.

But if you spend any time with the left you immediately see they believe in the most absurd conspiracy theories you can imagine.

For example, Jessica Valenti recently argued that conservatives are only upset about Lindsay Clancy murdering her kids and potentially getting away with it because they want to take away "women's rights".

And on 9/11 being caused by Shrub or da JOOs a majority of leftists has believed this for a long time. And I'll be honest Shrub is partially to blame for this. He should have fired most of the FBI/CIA leadership after 9/11 and prosecuted Bill Clinton but as he was uniparty he wasn't going to do any of that

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

245 Every team played with the same rules during Brady's era. I was a Montana holdout for a long time but Brady is clearly goated
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 08:57 AM (b+pJs)

He's good, but Montana was better. Even Brady says that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

246 199 171 Today Is National TV Dinner Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

TV dinners introduced me to foods I'd never had before, being a kid in the barren plains of South Dakota. Enchiladas! Fried shrimp! Salisbury steak (not an entree my parents and grandparent made)! I loved them all!

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 08:59 AM (5rh/l)

247 The NFL is a reality TV show featuring 32 quarterbacks and 32 head coaches.
Posted by: This is known

The Cleveland Browns have been numerically eliminated from Superbowl contention.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 09:00 AM (4Agqc)

248 Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.

Posted by: Let's start a rumor at September 10, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

249 PPI higher than expected. Not a good sign but not the end of the world.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 09:00 AM (N2HNb)

250 The Cleveland Browns have been numerically eliminated from Superbowl contention.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 09:00 AM (4Agqc)

For the next 27 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

251 He's good, but Montana was better. Even Brady says that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

Brady is being humble. Tampa proved it. I watched both and held on as long as I could. Montana was amazing and a worthy number 2. Brady showed my ass up.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (b+pJs)

252
I don't care if it's characterized as a 'bribe.' The problem is that it is recklessly inflationary! $5K to every USA adult adds up to $1.35T. We can't afford it. We'd have to print all of it. It would goose inflation.

NGOs in America have about $14T in assets. So, he wouldn't have to print it if he was willing to get a bit creative...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

253 “We’re the ones who fight for affordability. We’re the ones who think the jam will be on the bottom shelf. We’re the ones who believe that everybody ought to have health care in this country. They’re trying to take health care away from people.”
=======================
This health care claim has been the basic idea Democrats run on since Clinton's time. They get in, try to implement government healthcare, and get defeated because of it, but never give up. It is their central belief, that (like Social Security) once people get a National Health Service type deal Democrats will be thanked forever.

Despite the experience of Canada and England, Democrats believe this to their core.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (l4wbi)

254
The Cleveland Browns have been numerically eliminated from Superbowl contention.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 09:00 AM (4Agqc)

When your choice is between Deshaun Watson and Shedeur Sanders, Joe Flacco and Ryan Fitzpatrick start to look good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (eRlcH)

255 Regarding the "cancer breakthrough" article --

They are touting an mRNA "vaccine" for melanoma. That's great, but there is an inexpensive, remarkably effective, and far safer cancer shot that has already been developed. The only side effect is patients become resistant to respiratory infections. The only patients whose cancer did not remain in remission were those who took Covid shots in spite of the doctor's instruction not to.

The problem is that the medicine is simple and inexpensive to produce and administer, so the only people benefiting from it are the ones in the clinical trials. Therefore, there's no money motive to make it available.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (OlzlW)

256 While Brady was a good QB, even he will tell you he's a product of the league going over the top protecting them. Montana would've had 7 or 8 SB's with today's rules.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He took a good beating over the years. He's got some physical problems and he's gotten old quickly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Terry Bradshaw. Or Roger Staubach.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 09:01 AM (4Agqc)

257 >He took a good beating over the years. He's got some physical problems and he's gotten old quickly.
-----

that's not all
his wallet is too small for his C-notes, and his diamond shoes don't fit right

FWPs

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (ZxPkt)

258 My moniker is The Factory Of Sadness.

Posted by: Cleveland Browns stadium at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

259 But don't get me started on Jordan "vs Lebron". They're not even in the same conversation.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (b+pJs)

260 Best QB I ever saw play was Kurt Warner before he hurt his thumb.

No other QB before or since has matched his ability to put the ball exactly where it needs to be

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

261 The Cleveland Browns have been numerically eliminated from Superbowl contention.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 09:00 AM (4Agqc)
===================
The only thing that could keep Archie Manning at Texas for the 2027 season is the threat the Browns might draft him after this year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (l4wbi)

262 259 But don't get me started on Jordan "vs Lebron". They're not even in the same conversation.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (b+pJs)

Jordan all the way

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+gK6I)

263 Huck Follywood

TBF, Democrats want to get universal health car so they can choose who to kill. The power of death over others is the big driver here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

264
I don't care if it's characterized as a 'bribe.' The problem is that it is recklessly inflationary! $5K to every USA adult adds up to $1.35T. We can't afford it. We'd have to print all of it. It would goose inflation.

Posted by: gp
---

No printing it's coming off foreign collections.
He wants to bust up the IRS and take government payment
operations to a before Wilson system. (we had bo coo money).
This is a wedge. It also gets attention of people otherwise asleep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (C0oZI)

265 Just put 'em all in dresses.

Posted by: Jack Lambert at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+mpku)

266 Jordan all the way

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+gK6I)

Like I said not even a conversation.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:03 AM (b+pJs)

267
But don't get me started on Jordan "vs Lebron". They're not even in the same conversation.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (b+pJs)

I resolutely do not follow basketball, but why does Lebron keep on playing? Is he broke or something?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:04 AM (eRlcH)

268 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

269 245 He's good, but Montana was better. Even Brady says that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

Montana broke the hearts of every Houstonian in the 1979 Cotton Bowl, aka The Chicken Soup Bowl.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 10, 2026 09:04 AM (SjAWL)

270 For modern audiences, Jordan = Caitlin Clark, LeBron = a green dildo

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

271 *I resolutely do not follow basketball, but why does Lebron keep on playing? Is he broke or something?*

He's a Global Icon™.

Posted by: Allegedly at September 10, 2026 09:05 AM (2Ez/1)

272 "No printing it's coming off foreign collections."

What foreign collections?

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

273 >>I'll be in Baltimore on Saturday to see #1 South Africa v #2 New Zealand in rugby.

>>Twice the action of the NFL in half the time.

One of the best things about traveling a bunch in the southern hemisphere is I got to see a lot of rugby and it's demented cousin Aussie Rules Football. Sonny Bill Williams was staying with his NZ team at the same hotel I was staying at in South Africa one visit. That is one large human.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2026 09:05 AM (viF8m)

274 I keep wondering, when is it going to be time we fuck them up. Hopefully, and God willing, after the mid-term elections.

Posted by: sidney at September 10, 2026 09:06 AM (Uy/WF)

275 Brady is being humble. Tampa proved it. I watched both and held on as long as I could. Montana was amazing and a worthy number 2. Brady showed my ass up.
Posted by: ...
_____________

To be the GOAT, a QB should at least be a threat to run if the pocket breaks down. I'd take Steve Young at his peak over either Brady or Montana.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 10, 2026 09:06 AM (XvL8K)

276 Montana broke the hearts of every Houstonian in the 1979 Cotton Bowl, aka The Chicken Soup Bowl.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 10, 2026 09:04 AM

He was also Hanna's brother.

Posted by: Just got here at September 10, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

277 18-1, adopting the language of Mollie Ivans does not help you put thoughts forward.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:06 AM (C0oZI)

278 Snort.

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Dad: *nudging me* That should have been you.
Me: Not now Dad.
Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now.
Dad: Why don't you save him as a .pdf and see if that helps?

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2026 09:07 AM (4Agqc)

279
Montana broke the hearts of every Houstonian in the 1979 Cotton Bowl, aka The Chicken Soup Bowl.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 10, 2026 09:04 AM (SjAWL)

I met Montana several times years ago.. His Daughter went to the HS I taught art at... Nice guy and very generous.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:07 AM (+gK6I)

280 Profiles in courage.

A female juror in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial has defended the lone male holdout – admitting that he “was not the only one that was unwilling to see things from the other side.”

https://tinyurl.com/6un5urhf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

281 "This is a wedge."

Are you saying it's just BS to piss people off? That he doesn't really mean it? I don't know what you mean by "wedge" and "foreign collections."

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:07 AM (Jr5Lq)

282 Fran Tarkenton!

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 10, 2026 09:07 AM (Q+gd/)

283 The problem is that it is recklessly inflationary!
——-
At least, for perhaps the first time in history, the average American would get first use of those inflationary confetti-bucks.

I’m sure they can expunge a trillion or two in Waste, Fraud, and Abuse by then, so it will cancel out anyhow, right?

Posted by: Zombie Alan Greenspan at September 10, 2026 09:08 AM (60d+e)

284 Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.
Posted by: Let's start a rumor
_________

Tales From the Crypt.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 10, 2026 09:08 AM (XvL8K)

285
To be the GOAT, a QB should at least be a threat to run if the pocket breaks down. I'd take Steve Young at his peak over either Brady or Montana.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 10, 2026 09:06 AM (XvL8K)

Being in NorCal the Niners' were my team... Young was my favorite

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:08 AM (+gK6I)

286 I just won an argument with ChatGPT. It claimed "there is no compulsion in Islam" to become a muslim, pay dhimmi, or die, which there quite obviously is.

It finally agreed, after several go-rounds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:09 AM (l4wbi)

287 To be the GOAT, a QB should at least be a threat to run if the pocket breaks down. I'd take Steve Young at his peak over either Brady or Montana.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Not a chance.

Posted by: Jack Lambert at September 10, 2026 09:09 AM (+mpku)

288 gp

Tariffs. Which funded the US government before the 16th Amendment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

289 18-1, adopting the language of Mollie Ivans does not help you put thoughts forward.

On Shrub, Molly Ivins was a stopped clock.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:09 AM (sKqQm)

290 This is the doctor doing research on cancer shots:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=FCIJmacFaqs&pp=ygUdam9obiBjYW1wYmVsb
CBhbmd1cyBkYWxnbGVpc2g%3D&ra=m

Sorry about the long address. I've been having trouble with tinyurl.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 10, 2026 09:10 AM (OlzlW)

291 I don't care if it's characterized as a 'bribe.' The problem is that it is recklessly inflationary! $5K to every USA adult adds up to $1.35T. We can't afford it. We'd have to print all of it. It would goose inflation.

Posted by: gp

This is incorrect.

The money would come from tariff receipts. No printing. No inflation.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:10 AM (PGK1w)

292 Sonny Jurgensen was entertaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 09:10 AM (u82oZ)

293 I just won an argument with ChatGPT. It claimed "there is no compulsion in Islam" to become a muslim, pay dhimmi, or die, which there quite obviously is.

I've had a few cycles like this - AI is programmed to give you the leftists stock answer but if you force it to engage it will eventually work through the actual data and come to a more accurate answer.

The problem?

99% of people aren't going to argue with it

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:10 AM (sKqQm)

294 "Tariffs. Which funded the US government before the 16th Amendment."

Tariffs are taxes on us, the people who buy the foreign stuff. The pain to the foreign producers is the reduction in demand for their stuff. They do not pay the tariff.

Tariffs so far this term come nowhere near $1.35T.

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:11 AM (Jr5Lq)

295 Clean as a whistle!

Report: Ilhan Omar Cleared in Shady Financial Disclosure Case

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

296 Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.

************

To be a bit more precise he takes the podium at 8:00 PM. His comments begin between 8:25 and 8:30.

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:11 AM (qgHp7)

297 292 Sonny Jurgensen was entertaining.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 09:10 AM

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Joe Namath at September 10, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

298 We are going through a very bad era of quarterbacks. Brady was the last great one. The guys nowadays are running around like it's a Chinese fire drill.

Yeah, Covid Lockdowns were going on during their peak training years.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:12 AM (rgGn5)

299 Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.
Posted by: Let's start a rumor
_________

Via a Ouija board. Ladybug Lindsey will also give a shout out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:12 AM (+mpku)

300 Ho Lee Schnike

the MR has become a football thread

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)

301 "At least, for perhaps the first time in history, the average American would get first use of those inflationary confetti-bucks."

No, the COVID $3400 money helicopter preceded this, was largely squandered, and goosed inflation.

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:13 AM (Jr5Lq)

302 >Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.
Posted by: Let's start a rumor
-----

'speaks' is a bit much
nods and blinks more likely

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

303 The best use of a government windfall from a monetary perspective would be paying down the debt

The best use from a political perspective would be bribing people for their votes.

Though you want to microtarget this at right leaning people that don't always vote...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:14 AM (sKqQm)

304 299 Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.
Posted by: Let's start a rumor
_________

Via a Ouija board. Ladybug Lindsey will also give a shout out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:12 AM

LOL.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)

305 >>Tariffs are taxes on us, the people who buy the foreign stuff. The pain to the foreign producers is the reduction in demand for their stuff. They do not pay the tariff.

I don't have a problem with Trump putting tariffs on foreign countries largely because they have been doing it to us for years which helped crippled our domestic industries.

Try buying an American made car in Europe or Australia. A Mustang will cost you nearly $100,000. In a perfect world no country would use tariffs but we don't live there.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2026 09:14 AM (viF8m)

306 AI is trained to agree with you and also trained to fight that gravity.

Getting AI to agree with you in the end is not a matter of being right, it's like you're 10 Karen's and getting the second purportedly male juror to acquiesce just to fulfill your request.

I'm not saying this means you're wrong. I'm saying getting AI to "see" what you're saying is not indicative of much.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:15 AM (b+pJs)

307
Tariffs are taxes on us, the people who buy the foreign stuff. The pain to the foreign producers is the reduction in demand for their stuff. They do not pay the tariff.

Where are all the Fair Tax advocates? <silence>

This is the Fair Tax Enthusiasts' wet dream! Tax the hell out of goods, but this is even better because it taxes only foreign made goods!

Or is it that Fair Tax Frauds really just wanted to increase taxes even more so that people who were taxed on their income are now forced to pay taxes yet again on every single purchase?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:15 AM (rgGn5)

308 *The best use from a political perspective would be bribing people for their votes.*

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

309 Are you saying it's just BS to piss people off? That he doesn't really mean it? I don't know what you mean by "wedge" and "foreign collections."
Posted by: gp

Foreign collections = tariffs
Wedge = yes, relentlessly poking the populace to get them talking about and looking into things. Trump's done it over and over again. Tugs on the Overton Window and then we take it back in the other direction.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (Be6wp)

310 Stop it or you'll go blind!

Study Links Common ED Drug Use to Higher Glaucoma Risk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

311 Sonny Jurgensen was entertaining.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

***********

Y.A. Tittle was the GOAT

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (qgHp7)

312 Are you saying it's just BS to piss people off? That he doesn't really mean it? I don't know what you mean by "wedge" and "foreign collections."

Posted by: gp

The only people Trump's 5K will piss off are Democrats.
He may or may not mean it but will certainly gets peoples attention. The wedge is a wedge against the IRS, beginning to pry thoughts away from the necessity of paying taxes that the govt can pay for itself. Foreign collections should be obvious enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (C0oZI)

313 Y.A. Tittle was the GOAT

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (qgHp7)

You just like his name.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:17 AM (b+pJs)

314 Or is it that Fair Tax Frauds really just wanted to increase taxes even more so that people who were taxed on their income are now forced to pay taxes yet again on every single purchase?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:15 AM (rgGn5)

Many Fair Tax advocates want the fair tax IN LIEU of income tax, not in addition to it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:17 AM (PGK1w)

315 AI is trained to agree with you and also trained to fight that gravity.

AI will never have wisdom: the provenance of wisdom is Providence.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:17 AM (rgGn5)

316
Thune got booed, Mitch would too if he were alive, McCain as well if the funeral wasn't in progress.

Republicans are becoming MAGA like Dems are DSA.

Posted by: Auspex at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (Y8DZL)

317 the Federal government spends every penny it receives, plus all the money it can borrow. Citizens fool themselves by talking of a "budget", which creates the false impression there is some sort of limit on what the Federal government can spend. There is no budget. The only limit is Congressional votes are required, but even that I wonder about.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (BPs5U)

318 How long before some prominent elected Republicans come out against the 5000. I give it until noon.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (b+pJs)

319 Look Fat, no one gets five grand until my Presidential Lieberry is up and running.

Posted by: Joe-Stage Nine at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (Fn+3X)

320 I've argued that Trump should have just declared a tax amnesty, closed the IRS, and told individuals there is no need to do a tax return.

Yes it would cause "chaos". Yes it would cause inflation as the money the government was taking in would go down. But people would never, ever vote for anyone that tried to bring back the IRS and tax filing and the government would have to stop taxing labor.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

321 267
But don't get me started on Jordan "vs Lebron". They're not even in the same conversation.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:02 AM (b+pJs)

I resolutely do not follow basketball, but why does Lebron keep on playing? Is he broke or something?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:04 AM (eRlcH)

Playing basketball is all he knows. He signed an NBA contract and began playing right out of high school. Raised in Akron by his money-struggling mother alone, until age nine. Then she tried to ensure he had a better life than she could provide, by sending him to live with a local school football coach. He introduced LeBron to basketball. He ended up playing high school ball at an elite mostly-white Catholic school in Akron. (He must have been an athletic beast from an early age.) NBA Rookie of the Year, 2004. He was 20 years old.

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (5rh/l)

322 Mitch speaks tonight at 8:00 PM.
Posted by: Let's start a rumor
_________

Via a Ouija board. Ladybug Lindsey will also give a shout out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

D-R-I-N-K O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:18 AM (ndZc7)

323 "Wedge = yes, relentlessly poking the populace to get them talking about and looking into things. Trump's done it over and over again. Tugs on the Overton Window and then we take it back in the other direction."

So he doesn't mean it? It's an unserious jibe, that we know to laff off, because it won't happen?

Is it, or is it not, something that he seriously intends to follow through on?

I'm weary of trying to sort out his lies and BS.

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (Jr5Lq)

324 Many Fair Tax advocates want the fair tax IN LIEU of income tax, not in addition to it.

Tell that to the 41 States (42 if counting DC) that rely on a progressive income tax.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (a3CJ+)

325 AI is trained to agree with you and also trained to fight that gravity.

AI doesn't think for itself... Somebody had to program it and in my opinion it's left

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (+gK6I)

326 264
I don't care if it's characterized as a 'bribe.' The problem is that it is recklessly inflationary! $5K to every USA adult adds up to $1.35T. We can't afford it. We'd have to print all of it. It would goose inflation.

Posted by: gp
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Experience with past stimulus checks does not bear that out. Temporary payments are generally not used to consume new goods but to pay off debt and/or invest. That has been the problem with the one off stimulus designed to prevent recessions (classic Keynesian policies).

Re 2008 Bush stimulus checks.
"Approximately one-third (33%) of the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008 tax rebates were spent on goods and services, while 48% were used to pay off debt and 32% were saved.

Marginal Propensity to Consume: Studies found an aggregate marginal propensity to spend of about one-third, with low-income households more likely to use rebates for debt repayment. "

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

327 Sonny Bill Williams was Mr. Versatility. He was big enough to be a loose forward and fast enough to play in the backs -- he also played Sevens. He was also New Zealand's heavyweight boxing champion.

Aussie Rules reflects Australia's colonial past. It's Gaelic Football played with a Rugby ball on a Cricket field. The duck-billed platypus of sports.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 10, 2026 09:20 AM (dtajH)

328 Yelberton Abraham - a limerick

I know about football a little
And I think I can help solve this riddle
If we're going to take a vote
to determine who's the GOAT
I have to go with Y. A. Tittle

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:20 AM (qgHp7)

329 I'm weary of trying to sort out his lies and BS.

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (Jr5Lq)

Then stop.

Just let whatever is going to happen, happen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:20 AM (PGK1w)

330 Y.A. Tittle was the GOAT

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (qgHp7)

Johnny Unitas had a haircut you could set your watch to!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:21 AM (qRla/)

331 Qué Será, Será....

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 09:21 AM (AKptf)

332 The problem with modern football is it has become way too QB-centric. In the good old days a team could be great without a transcendent QB… cf. the Raiders of Kenny Stabler, the Steelers of Terry Bradshaw, even the Vikings of Fran Tarkenton. All those teams were complete teams with great D. They were very good QBs but compare their stats with today’s QB-happy era and they look crappy.

The rules are weighted way too heavily to favor offense now. I mean Kirk Cousins has better stats than Kenny Stabler for Pete’s sake; it’s ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 09:21 AM (uTFcg)

333 >>Aussie Rules reflects Australia's colonial past. It's Gaelic Football played with a Rugby ball on a Cricket field. The duck-billed platypus of sports.

It's fitting the ref wears a mad scientist lab coat.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2026 09:22 AM (viF8m)

334 Ian Miller-

It is hilarious watching people like James Talarico desperately try to walk back all the things they actually believe and said they believed now that they realize they’re on the wrong side of 90-10 issues

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2026 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

335 Could I interest you in my 9-9-9 Plan?

Posted by: Zombie Herman Cain at September 10, 2026 09:22 AM (Fn+3X)

336 Sorry about the long address. I've been having trouble with tinyurl.
Posted by: Emmie

Just use the 'Share' button to get a smaller link (and drop the 'si=...' portion)

youtu.be/FCIJmacFaqs

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:22 AM (Be6wp)

337
Tariffs so far this term come nowhere near $1.35T.

Posted by: gp
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The established number is 300B.

How much money did Obama give Iran?

How many dollars of equipment did Biden give Afghanistan?

How many dollars of Clinton's, Loral gift to China cost us?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:22 AM (C0oZI)

338 Tell that to the 41 States (42 if counting DC) that rely on a progressive income tax.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (a3CJ+)

"The Fair Tax is a proposed national sales tax that would replace all federal income, payroll, estate, and gift taxes with a single consumption-based tax on purchases of new goods and services."

That took three seconds on the google. The idea is that you get taxed one time, at the point of sale, on everything you buy, and never, ever again. Everyone pays on their consumption and only on their consumption.

What do you think it means?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:22 AM (PGK1w)

339 hehehehehe, Tittle, hehehehehe...

Posted by: Beavis at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (Q+gd/)

340 The Daily Wire story had the headline about the $5K to Americans, but nothing in the story itself. What is hsi announced plan?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)

341 That's titillating muldoon.

Posted by: Nodding sagely at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

342 The only limit is Congressional votes are required, but even that I wonder about.

There is nothing that prohibits an agency from cutting a check on money it doesn't have. All banks will honor a federal check and ACH.

The books, such as they are, could have been completed by feral chimpanzees.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (a3CJ+)

343 Johnny Unitas could throw a boat over a hedge.

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (ZxPkt)

344 340 The Daily Wire story had the headline about the $5K to Americans, but nothing in the story itself. What is hsi announced plan?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)

If Republicans win the House and Senate every Adult in America gets 5000 dollars .. We lose.. Nada.. So... A bribe...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:24 AM (+gK6I)

345 Please forget about the $5000 dividend. It's just Trump, out-gassing.

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:24 AM (ZxPkt)

346 "How much money did Obama give Iran?
How many dollars of equipment did Biden give Afghanistan?
How many dollars of Clinton's, Loral gift to China cost us? "

Far too much. Which has absolutely nothing to do with the matter presently at hand.

I'll let it go. I said my piece. Later.

Posted by: gp at September 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

347 AI doesn't think for itself... Somebody had to program it and in my opinion it's left

Posted by: It's me donna
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Exactamundo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:25 AM (C0oZI)

348 There is nothing that prohibits an agency from cutting a check on money it doesn't have.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (a3CJ+)

Excepting, of course, the Anti-Deficiency Act, which literally prohibits an agency from spending money it doesn't have.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:25 AM (PGK1w)

349 The jurors were in their own little Coven echo chamber. The press interviews aren't going as imagined. I hope that one juror becomes a viral meme.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 10, 2026 09:25 AM (jt7Bz)

350
Tell that to the 41 States (42 if counting DC) that rely on a progressive income tax.
Posted by: Community Notes
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Gets complicated on states because you have local/state governments intertwined on spending issues like public education.

Absence of an income tax does not mean that a state stops spending, simply that other taxes are used in lieu of no income tax--usually property taxes and sales taxes. New Hampshire is an example of that type of state. Washington too.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (E4rtv)

351 What do you think it means?

Unicorns.

The Fair Tax is a crack-pipe dream made up by retards that don't recognize that widespread tax conversion would completely collapse the economy. They also have zero understanding of human nature, imagine that enough politicians are not the feckless, corrupt self-servicing thugs that they are, and we will all drink Coca Cola and sing in perfect harmony.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (a3CJ+)

352 Those bastards!

OF COURSE: Al Sharpton Accuses 9/11 Families of “Anti-Muslim Bigotry”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

353 Study Links Common ED Drug Use to Higher Glaucoma Risk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

Now all the olds at the Villages will have the clap and be blind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (+mpku)

354 344 340 The Daily Wire story had the headline about the $5K to Americans, but nothing in the story itself. What is hsi announced plan?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)
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If you want it, here it is, you better get it cause it's going fast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (C0oZI)

355 349 The jurors were in their own little Coven echo chamber. The press interviews aren't going as imagined. I hope that one juror becomes a viral meme.
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 10, 2026 09:25 AM (jt7Bz)

Seems the Jury Forewoman was intimidating...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (+gK6I)

356 It is hilarious watching people like James Talarico desperately try to walk back all the things they actually believe and said they believed now that they realize they’re on the wrong side of 90-10 issues
Posted by: redridinghood

We'll know when we see him refer to "the four gospels"

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (88C+u)

357 "Mothers For Moloch" is not just a headline, it is a complete description of the problem.

For all our sakes, I hope these women come to their senses.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (pIyof)

358 332 The problem with modern football is it has become way too QB-centric. In the good old days a team could be great without a transcendent QB… cf. the Raiders of Kenny Stabler, the Steelers of Terry Bradshaw, even the Vikings of Fran Tarkenton. All those teams were complete teams with great D. They were very good QBs but compare their stats with today’s QB-happy era and they look crappy.

The rules are weighted way too heavily to favor offense now. I mean Kirk Cousins has better stats than Kenny Stabler for Pete’s sake; it’s ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 09:21 AM (uTFcg)

Yeah, and a lot of it is because back in the day, defensive backs were allowed to pretty much mug receivers until the pass was in the air. Tightening-down on pass interference and prohibiting defenders from 'bumping' receivers more than 5 yards downfield changed the game.

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 09:27 AM (5rh/l)

359 345 Please forget about the $5000 dividend. It's just Trump, out-gassing.
Posted by: Don Black
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Watch what he does, not what he says. But he just blew up the affordability argument for Dems.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)

360 So he doesn't mean it? It's an unserious jibe, that we know to laff off, because it won't happen?

He means the conversation must be had, the awakening must happen, what is right must be found.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:27 AM (Be6wp)

361 Mr Aspirin Factory

Even the woman - starved Insomniac shuddered when I offered the Villages (close to him) as a solution to his problems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

362 Friend of mine played both Rugby and Gaelic Football. Had an obvious death wish, but miraculously survived. Minus quite a few teeth, of course.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 10, 2026 09:28 AM (3ImbR)

363 The Fair Tax is a crack-pipe dream made up by retards that don't recognize that widespread tax conversion would completely collapse the economy. They also have zero understanding of human nature, imagine that enough politicians are not the feckless, corrupt self-servicing thugs that they are, and we will all drink Coca Cola and sing in perfect harmony.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (a3CJ+)

I agree. Completely.

But that's not what you said. You said the "Fair Tax Frauds wanted to increase taxes even more so that people who were taxed on their income are now forced to pay taxes yet again on every single purchase."

That's just not accurate at all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:28 AM (PGK1w)

364 355 349 The jurors were in their own little Coven echo chamber. The press interviews aren't going as imagined. I hope that one juror becomes a viral meme.
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 10, 2026 09:25 AM (jt7Bz)

Seems the Jury Forewoman was intimidating...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Jury HR Karen wants to speak with Management about that layabout juror refusing to acquit.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 09:28 AM (E4rtv)

365 Al Sharpton Accuses 9/11 Families of “Anti-Muslim Bigotry”

Why is that bobble headed Simonist still thought of as relevant?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 09:28 AM (99eI0)

366 The rules are weighted way too heavily to favor offense now. I mean Kirk Cousins has better stats than Kenny Stabler for Pete’s sake; it’s ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Yeah, equity has to be restored and the quarterback king has to give way to a more diverse group of partner-player cooperatives.

Also, female place kickers mandated.

Posted by: Auspex at September 10, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

367 Absence of an income tax does not mean that a state stops spending, simply that other taxes are used in lieu of no income tax--usually property taxes and sales taxes. New Hampshire is an example of that type of state. Washington too.

Posted by: whig
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The point with sales taxes is that it's the consumers (citizen's) choice whether to pay the tax or not. caveat - around here food and medical are not taxed -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:29 AM (C0oZI)

368 Excepting, of course, the Anti-Deficiency Act, which literally prohibits an agency from spending money it doesn't have.

OH! LOOK! A piece of paper! That is why there is zero fraud anywhere in the federal system! The piece of paper makes it a crime and literally prohibits people from spending money they shouldn't have!

Show me anyone who ever fears consequences of any kind when it comes to distributing federal monies.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:29 AM (rgGn5)

369 Income Tax/ Football wars begun they have

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:29 AM (+gK6I)

370 361 Mr Aspirin Factory

Even the woman - starved Insomniac shuddered when I offered the Villages (close to him) as a solution to his problems.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
========
Getting Mongolian Dick Rot from there is scarcely a solution.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 09:29 AM (E4rtv)

371 349 The jurors were in their own little Coven echo chamber. The press interviews aren't going as imagined. I hope that one juror becomes a viral meme.
Posted by: Smellslikevictory

Similar to the iconic photo of the Nazi rally with one lone patriot not "heiling".

Posted by: Der Fuhrer's Face at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (Fn+3X)

372 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

373 OF COURSE: Al Sharpton Accuses 9/11 Families of “Anti-Muslim Bigotry”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)
================================
The sonofabitch really did this (link goes to Townhall):

https://tinyurl.com/bp9ryppv

Sharpton says the real victim of 9/11 is Michigan Jihadist Abdul-the al Qaeda Guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (pIyof)

374 372 Nood art.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

Mama and Baby

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (+gK6I)

375 >>>He means the conversation must be had, the awakening must happen, what is right must be found.

Posted by: t-bird
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It becomes more evident how middling Republicans are elected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (C0oZI)

376 Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:29 AM (rgGn5)

Got it.

Every law isn't perfectly enforced every time against every person, so there's no law.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (PGK1w)

377 For all our sakes, I hope these women come to their senses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Prepare for disappointment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (+mpku)

378 Study Links Common ED Drug Use to Higher Glaucoma Risk
——

Prescribe weed or cannabis along with the Boner pills. What could go wrong

Posted by: Zombie Alan Greenspan at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (60d+e)

379 AI doesn't think for itself... Somebody had to program it and in my opinion it's left

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 09:19 AM (+gK6I)

Oh yeah it's trained on the internet and the developer opinions which is insane leftardism and yes that matters. Ask about a hot button issue you will get leftardedness by default

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (b+pJs)

380 'morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

😬

From above, "...conspiracy theories, including one person who claimed George W. Bush was “heavily implicated” in orchestrating 9/11. Another said the way the World Trade Center towers collapsed was “too weird” to have been caused by planes. “I think Israel, America behind it all,” another person said, adding an apparent reference..."

The conspiracy theories of almost a quarter century reappear, though I don't recall Israel specifically being named then as also behind it, and with Bush & Cheney? But everyone loves all the Cheneys now, so not Cheney? 🤷‍♀️ But our friends, the tiny country that seems to be feared worldwide, standing like a parent threatening & intending to kick ass until desired respectful & social behaviors takes hold? Nope. No respect from the children any more.

Teach you children 🎵

But you & like thinkers better not have political "conspiracy" theories different from theirs & their teachers.

It's not funny what we've become by now, in one generation.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (NFX2v)

381 But that's not what you said. You said the "Fair Tax Frauds wanted to increase taxes even more so that people who were taxed on their income are now forced to pay taxes yet again on every single purchase."

Tell me the breakdown in logic here:

• Bob, for forty years has worked hard, saved his money and all of his income through wages and investment returns has been taxed via the income tax.

• Fair Tax comes along and now a 20% nominal levy is attached, on top of the SALT applied to purchases already to all goods and services that fall under Fair Tax authority.

Income Tax + NEW AND IMPROVED Consumption Tax is break-even?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (rgGn5)

382 The point with sales taxes is that it's the consumers (citizen's) choice whether to pay the tax or not. caveat - around here food and medical are not taxed -

Posted by: Braenyard

Eh, that dog won't hunt. My roof gets damaged, my car needs fixing, I need to get a will, have utilities, etc. etc. There are a lot of services and goods that are just as essential for living as grocery and medicine.

The problems are not the taxing system as much as government spending, including state and local is escalating well beyond the inflation rate.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (E4rtv)

383 Every law isn't perfectly enforced every time against every person, so there's no law.

I would settle for not being "perfectly enforced" if it meant that occasionally it was enforced—which it isn't.

Try a different straw man.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:36 AM (rgGn5)

384 Do you want to pay $100 for a pair of slacks or $50.
Do you want a lifetime roof or a 30 year roof.

No, that dog hunts well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (C0oZI)

385 for perhaps the first time in history, the average American would get first use of those inflationary confetti-bucks
m
Jerry Ford gave me a thousand one time. Anybody remember?
No? Is it the twenty-nine-ness, or the dementia?

I took him at his word and bought my first (one of two) new car, a Ford. My experience with that Ford convinced me the US auto industry did not have much of a future. My next (last) new car was made in "some other country." Sorry, Jerry.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 10, 2026 09:39 AM (zdLoL)

386 I can't stand the manner of speaking El-Sayed is using, particularly when talking with/debating Jesse Watters. It's as bad or worse as Hillary with her hot sauce, or AOC trying one today's new persona. Fu**ing annoying!! But where did it come from, and how?

Here's a little AI defense in his BS:

When El-Sayed speaks quickly, he doesn't just talk fast—he uses a highly rhythmic, cadence-driven delivery common in traditional American political and religious oratory (often associated with the American South). He heavily punches certain words, drops pitch at the end of clauses, and elongates specific vowels to emphasize a point. It creates a bouncy, musical rhythm that sounds distinctly un-Midwestern.

While he grew up in the Detroit suburbs, his public speaking style, sentence structure, and vocal inflections are heavily shaped by Metro Detroit's unique urban dialect and African American Vernacular English (AAVE) rhetorical patterns. This includes dropping the "g" on words (like tryin' or goin') and adopting a drawl-like vowel elongation when he's being conversational or punchy. Because AAVE shares deep historical and linguistic roots with Southern

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 09:44 AM (NFX2v)

387 American English, his fast-paced Detroit cadence can easily sound like a Southern manner of speaking to an outside listener. (Wikipedia referenced)

So you are definitely not mishearing the cadence—it really does sound different from the standard Inland North (Chicago/Wisconsin) accent you know! It's just a product of his unique background and high-energy rhetorical style rather than him actually being from the South.
---
Oh, that Black vote! Got it!

You got it Mr. James Clyburn? Mr. Obama?

El-Sayed apologized for past controversial remarks, leading to the endorsement shift from the South Carolina Democratic leader, who emphasized that "all of us deserve second chances." (The Hill)

In August 2026, former President Barack Obama called Michigan's Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed to discuss party unity following a tough primary race.
(NY Times)

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 09:44 AM (NFX2v)

388 Influencer, 43, dies after penis enlargement surgery in Thailand goes wrong

Igho Ubiribo, 43, was injected with 40 millilitres of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine at an unnamed Thai clinic in March, an inquest heard. He was on holiday with his wife, Danielle Simba Allen, at the time and staying at a Marriott hotel in Bangkok when he decided to have the op. The social media personality’s funeral was held in Kensington, and he was buried in a gold coffin, reportedly costing over $600,000.

Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2026 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

389 Income Tax + NEW AND IMPROVED Consumption Tax is break-even?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (rgGn5)

There IS no income tax under the fair tax structure. You keep ignoring that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:20 AM (PGK1w)

390 Chancellor Merz stated today that “Remigration” is nothing more than ethnic cleansing

According to Merz, deporting millions of illegal migrants, criminal migrants, social welfare-dependent migrants, Islamists and non-integrated migrants would be a crime

.. What a great political suicide note

Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2026 10:28 AM (RHGPo)

391 NBC, Sen. John Fetterman makes a surprise cameo praising Republicans at the GOP convention
The Democratic senator — who often takes heat from his own party for teaming up with Republicans — praised his fellow senator from Pennsylvania, who is a Republican.
September 9, 2026 (Read)

Fetterman is not a cruel man, but one of compassion - even if it goes a bit too far at times. He's a family man. He genuinely gets along with his Republican counterpart.

PA - rapidly turning into a shithole of socialism - will probably wind up with a US Senator Chris Deluzio, or maybe even Summer Lee, in Fetterman's place.

Remember Deluzio? One of several Democratic lawmakers featured in a video advising service members on refusing illegal orders.

Yesterday's Facebook msg: "If we don’t do something about Vivek Ramaswamy’s private equity friends jacking up the cost of youth sports, American kids will grow up thinking that’s how you hit a baseball."

Now Summer did an AOC with the DSA. But while she's no longer a member of the DSA, she remains a highly progressive figure in Congress, frequently aligned with "The Squad," an active member of Justice Democrats, and the Progressive Caucus.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 11:13 AM (NFX2v)

392 You can't sell stolen land anyway you dumb marxist.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 10, 2026 11:50 AM (+Hc+k)

Daily News Stuff 10 September 2026

Top Story
- Google is investing $13 billion over two years to construct datacenters in Finland. (Notebook Check)
  
  Cheap electricity and free cooling. It's as if Canada hadn't fallen to the commies.
Tech News
- That unaccomplished feeling you get when all you've done today is build a working C cross-compiler and half a package manager. And your day job...
- This 4TB Crucial T705 SSD is just $500 - which is basically the same price as last year. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  I have the T710 but the T705 is fine too.
- Framework has cut prices in the 32GB and 64GB models of the new Laptop 13 Pro. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Though this comes after increasing prices sharply a couple of months ago. Things aren't getting better, they're just getting worse more slowly.
- Automattic's board of directors has staged a coup. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Mad King Matt Mullenweg has been exiled to Kyril Island.
- Suddenly I feel much better about humanity's chances of survival. (Twitter)
  
  If this overblown idiot thinks we're doomed, we might not be.
Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: Ping.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM
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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

2 Ping?

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:36 AM (rdVOm)

3 Boing. Boom Tchak!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:37 AM (rdVOm)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 10, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

5 G'Day everyone
Hitting the long road

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

6 One last burst of het and humidity.

Posted by: Accomack at September 10, 2026 04:51 AM (Jc/3E)

7 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at September 10, 2026 04:55 AM (311fa)

8 Read the content (all of it). Still top 10.

G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 10, 2026 04:58 AM (O7YUW)

9 Google is investing $13 billion over two years to construct datacenters in Finland. (Notebook Check)

https://archive.is/iJR1n

(archived)

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

10 Last survivor of 9/11 pulled out of the rubble got a second chance and renews relationship with God. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/5cfy2mdc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:00 AM (W90Ou)

11 Through out all the media and political bull sh-t storm surrounding tomorrow, please remember that every one of the perpetrators was a visa overstay. They were here illegally.

If, in 2000 and 2001, we had enforced the immigration laws with the same zeal as we enforced the drug laws, tomorrow would be just another day on the calendar.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 10, 2026 05:03 AM (x69Nb)

12 JQ, what is this language you are speaking?

2 Ping?
Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:36 AM (rdVOm)

3 Boing. Boom Tchak!
Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:37 AM (rdVOm)

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:03 AM (odBC9)

13 Off duty NYPD officer saves unconscious person behind the wheel and averts an accident. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2c2y4j53

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:06 AM (W90Ou)

14 Suddenly I feel much better about humanity's chances of survival. (Twitter)
If this overblown idiot thinks we're doomed, we might not be.

But how can we know?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:07 AM (odBC9)

15 JQ, what is this language you are speaking?

Heh. I spelled it wrong, maybe--

youtu.be/dWvNYDA0hkU

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 05:08 AM (rdVOm)

16 "Mad King Matt Mullenweg has been exiled to Kyril Island."

While he's there, maybe he can help with that little cleanup problem they have.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 10, 2026 05:09 AM (O7YUW)

17
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 10, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

18 Belated BOING!

Busy. Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 05:11 AM (D0X9e)

19 15 JQ, what is this language you are speaking?

Heh. I spelled it wrong, maybe--

youtu.be/dWvNYDA0hkU
Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 05:08 AM (rdVOm)

Aagghh, my eyes!

Kraftwerk Boing Bumm Tschak

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:12 AM (odBC9)

20 18 Belated BOING!

Busy. Maybe l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 05:11 AM (D0X9e)

JQ already boinged.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:12 AM (odBC9)

21 JQ already boinged.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:12 AM (odBC9)
-

Make Boinging Great Again.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 05:15 AM (D0X9e)

22 BOING!!!

Doing what I can, boss.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:15 AM (odBC9)

23 I am thankful to the Lord that after almost two weeks of living out of coolers for groceries a new fridge was delivered. Yesterday The guys delivering it looked like Mutt and Jeff. One was about a 6'4 guy and the other one was about 5'4. They were Latino. I wish Americans did these jobs, but they were quite efficient and I would like to think that if they're delivering appliances all day they're probably not working for a drug cartel . It does make me laugh when delivery people call me "Miss" . It makes me feel much younger.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:18 AM (W90Ou)

24 I'm a boinger!

youtu.be/Ve0MPWQrG2g

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 05:18 AM (rdVOm)

25 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 10, 2026 05:19 AM (Hbeqj)

26 14 Suddenly I feel much better about humanity's chances of survival. (Twitter)
If this overblown idiot thinks we're doomed, we might not be.

But how can we know?
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:07 AM (odBC9)

I mean, from his 𝕏 account, his credentials aren't stellar:

Jacob Coxon
@hilbertspaess
ai research
sf
Joined January 2026
Tweets
10
Following
13
Followers
218,227
Likes
4

But does that mean he's wrong?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:20 AM (odBC9)

27 Have a great day, horde-- I'm out. ZZZzzzzzzz....

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 05:21 AM (rdVOm)

28 @21/Biden's Dog: "Make Boinging Great Again."

https://youtu.be/4aTagDSnclk?t=25

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 10, 2026 05:21 AM (O7YUW)

29 But does that mean he's wrong?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:20 AM (odBC9)
-

Here's a hint: Start up a new Doomsday Clock.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 05:21 AM (D0X9e)

30 24 I'm a boinger!

youtu.be/Ve0MPWQrG2g
Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 05:18 AM (rdVOm)

Haha! Who knew.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

31 Parrots dance to Dolly Parton song "Jolene"

https://tinyurl.com/2fe4fpau

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:26 AM (xPsv8)

32 I'm not worried about AI becoming skynet. I see a big problem with letting code affect code. Letting hallucination loose on the interconnected world is not an improvement.

Posted by: clarence at September 10, 2026 05:26 AM (311fa)

33 28 @21/Biden's Dog: "Make Boinging Great Again."

https://youtu.be/4aTagDSnclk?t=25
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 10, 2026 05:21 AM (O7YUW)

I love that so much.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9)

34 ack

Posted by: Viridian at September 10, 2026 05:29 AM (KJHbI)

35 29 But does that mean he's wrong?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:20 AM (odBC9)
-

Here's a hint: Start up a new Doomsday Clock.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 05:21 AM (D0X9e)

And:

The Sky is Falling

But those are labels. How do you know that you have applied the correct label?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:31 AM (odBC9)

36 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! All hail Pixy, all hail Ace!

Yesterday wa a busy day. Fasting blood draw, breakfast at a local diner, grocery run, then the library book club meeting in the evening. We capped the day with a visit to the Haagen-Dasz ice cream parlor. Their Coffee Chip is good stuff.

So what's been happening?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 05:35 AM (wzUl9)

37 I read here yesterday that James Talarico said that he enjoys some Muslim mystic . Why do I have a feeling that he has not read Brother Lawrence a 17th century French lay brother who has a wonderful collection of writings,, "The practice of the presence of God"?Here is a little prayer from
It:

A constant prayer:

" My God, here I am, my heart devoted to you. Fashion me according to your heart."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:39 AM (xSAlF)

38 And a hymn that is often thought of as Thanksgiving hymn but can be sung anytime . "Now thank we all our God": This fellow does a nice version:

https://tinyurl.com/57npvs3x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:46 AM (xSAlF)

39 Second cup of coffee. Amazing how we come to depend on the stuff, and on routine. Normally I have some black juice first thing whether I'm going to work out or not. Yesterday, all I drank as part of my fast was water. When I finally got to the diner and slurped my first coffee, I'd been awake and moving for three hours and was functioning well. But the diner juice in their thick white mug was darn good.

I've got a haircut and a feeding of the big car on the schedule today. The station with E0 near the barber may still have the non-ethanol stuff at the same price as a week ago; I want to grab it before its price rises too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

40 I hear thunder, and there is a 60% chance of rain from now until about 10 am. Not that it will really cool things, but it's good to have any amount of rain. ("Any amount" up to the point of flooded streets, that is.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

41 Please pray for complete healing for the husband of Tecumseh Tea , a lovely poster here. Mr Tea is having 4th stage cancer treatments . Pray for Mrs. Tea and their entire family as well. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:50 AM (xSAlF)

42 And:

The Sky is Falling

But those are labels. How do you know that you have applied the correct label?

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:31 AM (odBC9)
-

Stick around and find out.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 05:53 AM (D0X9e)

43 And the furry thugs are well. Big Stirling continues on his (to him) starvation regimen. I need to weigh him today to find out how the diet is working, or not.

Little Dagny was on the bed with me when I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

44 I'm glad that the furry things are well, Wolfus. I will be glad when my friend returns and I don't have to look after her cats as well too . The fattest cat over there needs to be put on a reducing diet, but he is a sweet and friendly ( big) boy. On Tuesday I had to feed seven fixed cats in a cat colony, my friend's three cats and my own . All this bending down to clean and full food bowls did not help my back. There was however a beautiful last bit of rose bush at the cat colony and it smelled lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 06:01 AM (xSAlF)

45
Good morning, Hordians. Up, self weighed, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs taken care of. Now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian recording Bruckner's Symphony No. 5, as conducted by Claudio Abbado and the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 06:02 AM (eRlcH)

46 Can't sleep and court hearing in 6 hours. Remote though. Too effing hot.

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 10, 2026 06:03 AM (Fv808)

47 Why did the chicken cross the road?

She was cucking the rooster in her hen house.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 10, 2026 06:05 AM (ZLLWT)

48 So Winnie had her vet appointment yesterday. The main focus was checking her heart and doing a chest x-ray to make sure that she could handle being under anesthesia for a dental cleaning.

The vet was annoyed because she was the one who had diagnosed the heart murmur and now she couldn't find it. A quick blood draw was done and then they had to clean out her right ear because it was filled. The Greyhound Scream of Death was heard that day.

In the end, she got a lot of cookies, everyone said how wonderful she was and she was resting happily shortly after getting home.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:05 AM (99eI0)

49 I've had 3 cats, each former outdoors cats (1 feral). None of them overate and all had food access whenever they wanted. I got lucky.

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 10, 2026 06:06 AM (Fv808)

50 " [...] and half a package manager"

You could use Slackware's. No inherent dependency management, however. Easy enough to add it since you can add whatever header you want in the repo metadata.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 10, 2026 06:06 AM (IarJD)

51 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 05:35 AM (wzUl9

And what is the book group reading?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 06:06 AM (xSAlF)

52
The vet was annoyed because she was the one who had diagnosed the heart murmur and now she couldn't find it.

Dutch (The Beeg Boy) had his heart examined by auscultation at the BCOA National. One vet said there was a murmur and one said they couldn't hear anything. A third vet was brought in and said they couldn't tell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 06:08 AM (eRlcH)

53 Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026

I'm glad she's ok and everybody made a fuss over her "The Greyhound scream of death" sounds scary. I have to bring kitten to vet today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 06:10 AM (xPsv8)

54 48 A quick blood draw was done and then they had to clean out her right ear because it was filled. The Greyhound Scream of Death was heard that day.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:05 AM (99eI0)

Good Winnie! Good girl!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

55 What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 06:13 AM (xPsv8)

56 And what is the book group reading?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026

***
This month it was Westerns. Linda spoke about a Mickey Spillane/Max Allan Collins novel, Hot Lead, Cold Justice, which she thought had an unsatisfying ending. I spoke about Outlawed, the "feminist" Western I mentioned on the Book Thread this last week. Anna North's novel really isn't "feminist" in the sense of the strident screeching we hear and read so often. Most books labeled as such are short on story and long on "messaging." Not this one.

As a plus, the author's West is an alternate one: In the 1830s, a Great Flu wiped out 90% of America from Boston to California. The surviving society became all about fertility (logically), to the point that a "barren" woman is often accused of being a witch. The background shapes the story, as a good SF tale should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

57 The Algorithm is sending me "true crime" kind of videos, where neighbors notice that children are living in squalor and call the cops. I watched one and now I'm wondering: how do the video-makers have access to police interrogations of these kids' parents? Yikes.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)

58
The Greyhound Scream of Death was heard that day.

And yet if there was something really, really wrong, she'd never make a sound.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 06:18 AM (eRlcH)

59 Dutch (The Beeg Boy) had his heart examined by auscultation at the BCOA National. One vet said there was a murmur and one said they couldn't hear anything. A third vet was brought in and said they couldn't tell.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026

***
Both Wolf the big black cat and Chekov D. Siberian had faint murmurs. Chekov lived to be fourteen and his heart held up fine, and Wolf probably passed of kidney failure at about eleven or twelve. Their hearts were never an issue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)

60 wel.
huh.
g'mornin' then, allayouse!

yay Friday eve?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026 06:19 AM (VyBeY)

61 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

I am not familiar with Anna North. Sounds like an entertaining writer. I have never read a feminist novel ( described as such). It sounds like you enjoy the book group and are a asset in the discussions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 06:22 AM (rHgXV)

62 The Greyhound Scream of Death was heard that day.

And yet if there was something really, really wrong, she'd never make a sound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I was about to post something similar and you beat me to it. Basically, Greyhounds are drama queens. The louder they scream about something, the less serious the matter is.

To be fair, the vet said that her ear looked pretty raw so I'll cut Winnie some slack over crying about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:22 AM (99eI0)

63 "That unaccomplished feeling you get when all you've done today is build a working C cross-compiler and half a package manager. And your day job..."

Mrs Eez gets that frequently. I have to walk her through all the different things she's done that day to get her to reluctantly admit that well, yes, she had not in fact wasted the entire day doing nothing.
eh. whachoogonnado?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026 06:23 AM (VyBeY)

64 A Ping is technically called an ICMP Echo Request, as specified in RFC 792.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 10, 2026 06:23 AM (B0NCh)

65 Linda admitted she's never read much in the Western genre. But she likes hardboiled crime, so I told her she'll be right at home with sagebrush sagas; they are often tales of gangsters and of bringing them to justice, simply 100-150 years back. I'll get her to read Elmore Leonard's Hombre, at least one of Loren Estleman's Deputy Page Murdock series, and the short by Jack Schaefer, one of the best stories ever written, "Sergeant Houck."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

66 in other news, that x to xcancel redirector is working flawlessly, thanks everyone who recommended it!

I'm'a go get a cuppa coffee ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026 06:26 AM (VyBeY)

67 On the topic of Westerns, I'd recommend the graphic novel "Ghost of the Badlands." Written by Razorfist and illustrated by George Alexopoulos.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:26 AM (99eI0)

68 I am not familiar with Anna North. Sounds like an entertaining writer. I have never read a feminist novel ( described as such). It sounds like you enjoy the book group and are a asset in the discussions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026

***
North is new to me. This one is her third novel, and while she is a writer for the NYT, she did not let her probable leftist bias affect her storytelling. It's really only "feminist" in that it deals mostly with women and women's concerns -- but a good writer can make that interesting to men, or at least yours truly, and she did.

I try not to give away endings, but to talk about why a book is important or not, where it was strong and where it was weak, and how it relates to other novels. Outlawed, for instance, has faint resemblances to another Western with a heroine -- True Grit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

69 in other news, that x to xcancel redirector is working flawlessly, thanks everyone who recommended it!

I'm'a go get a cuppa coffee ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026

***
I thought xcancel had been taken down after a cease-and-desist order from X itself. I've installed nitter as an alternative, and it works the same way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9)

70 NR Pax, feeding a raw beef neckbone twice a week will keep most dogs from ever needing a cleaning. No anesthesia required.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 06:30 AM (E0Et6)

71 This article might be of interest to the Horde. Over at Faith and Freedom, look for "What Early Christians Said Right Before They Were Baptized." (Can't post links here so search there.)

To sum up, baptism was viewed as renouncing allegiance to darkness and giving your loyalty to God.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:32 AM (99eI0)

72
NR Pax, feeding a raw beef neckbone twice a week will keep most dogs from ever needing a cleaning. No anesthesia required.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 06:30 AM (E0Et6)

We give out basted beef patellas. Bone Day is one of Borzoi rejoicing. Never have to do a dental.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 06:33 AM (eRlcH)

73 Thanks Ben Had. To be honest, greyhound teeth are famous for being bad. My vet was amazed that my boy Duncan had so many teeth despite being 12.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:33 AM (99eI0)

74 Bone Day is one of Borzoi rejoicing

That is a very cute image.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:34 AM (99eI0)

75 Have a good day everybody. I hope you all have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others, or as the lady on the classical music station says as her sign off, "Be good to yourself today, and be good to your neighbor ." ( In this case, be good to your fellow ASHQ posters. Except for trolls, we're all basically on the same conservative "team.") And if you're not going to work today, or are at home working, take some time off from the ASHQ board and get out for a walk if you can. It is good to be out in nature.

Maybe see you on the art thread.

And for the pray-ers: Keep on praying!

And on another note, I haven't seen "Madame Mayhem" on here recently. Maybe she's been on during the evening when I haven't been. Last time I saw her here she was mentioning that her college daughter was dealing with depression. Please pray for the complete healing of her daughter. Thanks.

So many young people have depression. Social media ...( insert rude word here ).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 06:35 AM (rHgXV)

76 Hadrian, same here. All of my dogs have been rescues and it does wonders for them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 06:37 AM (E0Et6)

77 from the ONT
tech story

173 Many years ago, we got an ISDN line installed at Jerry Pournelle's house, known as Chaos Manor. ISDN was the best you could get in a residential location before DSL and Cable modem service became common. We were at a complete loss as how to get it working. It behaved like a regular telephone line in some ways but you couldn't connect a ISDN TA and just use the dial-up functionality in Window 98 or NT 4. The lack of documentation was frustrating. Some aspect were bizarrely mysterious.

We called Pacific Bell, the local telco then. We got passed around and eventually ended up talking to then PacBell employee Scott Adams. There was much mutual fanboying.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (/0z9K)

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:37 AM (odBC9)

78 Pournelle was a major-league tech writer as well as SF storyteller, often in combination with Larry Niven. They published their first collaborations in the days before the PC existed, and continued in the years before the existence of the 'Net. I'm sure JP brought LN along into using the word processor and other things as they appeared.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9)

79 also from the ONT
(TRex)

I will start considering potentially thinking about concern over re-naming the Gulf of America when people like the NY State legislature stop trying to re-name "mother" to "gestating parent" and "father" to "non-gestating parent."

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)

80

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 10, 2026 06:43 AM (SRdv/)

81 I too have been reading westerns lately, first L'Amour and lately (and laconically) Elmore Leonard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 06:44 AM (EYqKn)

82 NR Pax, I am well acquainted with Greyhounds. I have rescued several.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 06:49 AM (E0Et6)

83 Wikipedia
Scott Adams

Dilbert gradually became more popular. It was syndicated in 100 newspapers in 1991 and 400 by 1994.

Adams attributed his success to his idea of including his email address in the panels, which resulted in feedback and suggestions from readers.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:50 AM (odBC9)

84 I too have been reading westerns lately, first L'Amour and lately (and laconically) Elmore Leonard.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026

***
Oddly, I like Leonard's Westerns better than I do some of his present-day crime stories. The dialog in his crime tales is so close to the way actual people speak that, paradoxically, it's sometimes hard for me to follow. I don't have that problem with his Westerns.

With L'Amour, I've only read Hondo (of course), his SF story The Haunted Mesa, and one or two others of his giant output. In some odd ways he reminds me of Heinlein -- that "truly American" spirit of independence and "can-do" attitude.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

85 82 I have rescued several.
Posted by: Ben Had

Best breed ever according to my dogs.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 06:51 AM (99eI0)

86 L'Amour's "Sackett" series starts more as adventure novels in Elizabethan England and follows a family tree until the west begins opening up, whereupon they become Indian fighters, lawmen, and ranchers. Good stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 06:56 AM (deJNz)

87 mornin yall

"Cheap electricity and free cooling. "

Won't those data centers contribute to global warming which will melt the ice pack and kill the polar bears?

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

88 The price of memory and nvme are still a scandal.

The price I paid for 64gb of ddr5 and two 4tb nvme are obscene, positively obscene.

The only upside is this is a company funded effort.

But still, obscene.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 07:00 AM (XV/Pl)

89 Heinlein vs. L'Amour: I have to wonder how a meeting between RAH's Lazarus Long and LLA's Hondo Lane would have gone. Probably rockily -- two alpha males contending in the same territory -- but it would be interesting to see them collaborate.

Lazarus, of course, was not born until about twenty-five years after Hondo Lane's time, but the Howards developed time travel, so why not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

90 I think ee are worried on behalf of Finland, fd. So, reindeer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 07:00 AM (deJNz)

91 If I hd the skills I would make an ad blocker that accepts all the ads and tells the provider they were displayed, but then does not display them to the end user. Maybe it could display the ads in a duplicate virtual session that the user does not see while showing the user another cleaned up session.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)

92 L'Amour's "Sackett" series starts more as adventure novels in Elizabethan England and follows a family tree until the west begins opening up, whereupon they become Indian fighters, lawmen, and ranchers. Good stuff.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026

***
I'll look for the first in the series at the big library out in the suburbs, maybe today; it's close to by my barbershop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

93 From the dawn of time computers and components ave become less expensive over time, so watching memory increase in price is weird.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 07:02 AM (deJNz)

94 Memory was expensive back in the days of punchcards, COBOL, and mainframes. That, I understood, is why the programmers were instructed to code the year as only the last two digits -- thus leading to the rush to fix those programs as the year 2000 approached.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

95 "Iran used its new electro-optical missiles for the first time in an attempted attack on US warships on Wednesday,"

Oh no that sounds scary. They can't be jammed!

They all missed.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:06 AM (MWfyi)

96 Wolfus, do you still exclusively read physical books? I admit to running Kindle on my phone and reading with it. I joined several libraries, including one in Miami, and borrow kindle versions of books from them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 07:06 AM (deJNz)

97 94 Memory was expensive back in the days of punchcards, COBOL, and mainframes. That, I understood, is why the programmers were instructed to code the year as only the last two digits -- thus leading to the rush to fix those programs as the year 2000 approached.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

That sounds bogus to me. (I don't have a source for that.)

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)

98 Light rain here now. I may need to wear a hat and rain jacket when I go out later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)

99 melt the ice pack and kill the polar bears?
Posted by: fd

The best way to save endangered species is to grow them on farms and make them taste like chicken.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026 07:09 AM (99eI0)

100 Won't those data centers contribute to global warming which will melt the ice pack and kill the polar bears?

Lets hope so. The Malthusians are always whining about lack of fresh water. As for the polar bears, what is their value add? They might not club baby seals, but surely eat them.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:09 AM (pUU4E)

101 Wikipedia agrees with you!
Y2K

The problem started because on both mainframe computers and later personal computers, memory was expensive, from as low as $10 per kilobyte to more than US $100 per kilobyte in 1975.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:09 AM (odBC9)

102 "That sounds bogus to me. (I don't have a source for that.)
Posted by: m"

That actually happened.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:10 AM (MWfyi)

103 Memory was expensive back in the days of punchcards, COBOL, and mainframes. That, I understood, is why the programmers were instructed to code the year as only the last two digits -- thus leading to the rush to fix those programs as the year 2000 approached.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026
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That sounds bogus to me. (I don't have a source for that.)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026

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I wasn't in the field then, so I don't know; I've only heard that story. You wouldn't think two characters, "19," would cost that much in memory. Of course the year was probably repeated many many times in each program, so maybe it added up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

104 ... It was therefore very important for programmers to minimize usage.

Since computers only gained wide usage in the 20th century, programs could simply prefix "19" to the year of a date, allowing them to only store the last two digits of the year instead of four.

As space on disc and tape storage was also expensive, these strategies saved money by reducing the size of stored data files and databases in exchange for becoming unusable past the year 2000.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)

105 The best way to save endangered species is to grow them on farms and make them taste like chicken.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 10, 2026

***
Linda: "Cows are our friends."

Me: "Yes, when properly prepared and with a good side dish or two."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

106 "The problem started because on both mainframe computers and later personal computers, memory was expensive, from as low as $10 per kilobyte to more than US $100 per kilobyte in 1975.
Posted by: m"

It's like car manufacturers saving a few cents on a car part. Sure it looks good, works ok, and will only last 20 years, but who keeps a car that long? We will save millions on that ball joint.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:13 AM (MWfyi)

107 wow

The first person known to publicly address this issue was Bob Bemer, who had noticed it in 1958 as a result of work on genealogical software.

He spent the next twenty years fruitlessly trying to raise awareness of the problem with programmers, IBM, the government of the United States and the International Organization for Standardization.

This included the recommendation that the COBOL picture clause should be used to specify four digit years for dates.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:13 AM (odBC9)

108 Good morning morons

Unusually warm here overnight remained in the 70s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

109 Ah, yes, tape storage. Those things we saw in the background in sets for U.N.C.L.E. and The Six Million Dollar Man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)

110 97 94 Memory was expensive back in the days of punchcards, COBOL, and mainframes. That, I understood, is why the programmers were instructed to code the year as only the last two digits -- thus leading to the rush to fix those programs as the year 2000 approached.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

That sounds bogus to me. (I don't have a source for that.)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)

New to me. Thanks, Wolfus!
(I remember Y2K; I did NOT know this cause.)

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:15 AM (odBC9)

111 Memory was expensive back in the days of punchcards, COBOL, and mainframes. That, I understood, is why the programmers were instructed to code the year as only the last two digits -- thus leading to the rush to fix those programs as the year 2000 approached.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

This is correct. Punch cards had a limit of 80 characters. Additionally the culture then and now, still uses the last two digits to indicate year when writing years out.

I don't think I have seen anyone write a check with the century.

In that day, programmers didn't think that the code they wrote in the '70s would survive into the new millennium.

The irony is that the savings of reducing the date storage size by 25% across millions of records in 1965 was blown away by the hundreds of billions later spent for Y2K

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (pUU4E)

112 Today is one of those strange days where Apple wants me to turn my VPN off on my phone before Apps can update. Most days its OK with VPN engaged, but not today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (EYeDJ)

113 People will complain about memory prices and then buy a $2k iphone.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (MWfyi)

114 I have a suspicion that speed was also an issue with the year. There was a whole bunch of optimization performed that we wouldn’t even think about today because it would be pointless, that wasn’t pointless then.

If every instance of the field begins with 19, why put the 19 in? It slows sorting, it wastes memory, and it is unnecessarily duplicative.

We’re going to get a new computer system and a new database software next year anyway. Filling out the 19 when we have to won’t be a problem.

And then someone decided to use special values to signal conditions not related to the year: zeroing out the field to mean a loan has been paid off, or entering a particular impossibly low number to mean that the value is unknown…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2026 07:18 AM (2Wzk3)

115 111 I don't think I have seen anyone write a check with the century.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (pUU4E)

*raises hand*
Also my dad did. Like this: 14FEB1973

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:20 AM (odBC9)

116 I had a computer store during Y2K. We gave away little clear plastic boxes with a couple of Mexican jumping beans in them. The boxes had a label on them ,"Y2K Bug". I still have one around here somewhere, but the bugs hatched and now are little dead moths.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

117 Today is one of those strange days where Apple wants me to turn my VPN off on my phone before Apps can update. Most days its OK with VPN engaged, but not today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (EYeDJ)
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The specific server your VPN was connected to at the time might be on Apple's "naughty" list. Did you try swicthing to a different VPN connection before shutting VPN down altogether?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:20 AM (D0X9e)

118 Wasn't just COBOL. RPG, at least where I was working, also used a lot of 2-digit years and we scrambled to get that stuff changed in time for the century shift. And we were still finding infrequently used routines that we missed a year or two later when they went fubar.

Y2K fizzled because a lot of people spent a lot of time fixing the year issue before it switched over to 2000.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 10, 2026 07:21 AM (q3u5l)

119 People will complain about memory prices and then buy a $2k iphone.
Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026

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I balk at the idea of spending more than $50-60 for a phone. My current Samsung, which serves my modest needs (phone calls, texts, calculator, camera) and probably would do a lot more, cost about $35-40 at Target in '23.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:21 AM (wzUl9)

120 Disclaimer: Ping.

You're out of ammo?!
/tosses a few loaded clips of .30-06 your way/

Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:21 AM (kU0PQ)

121 "The irony is that the savings of reducing the date storage size by 25% across millions of records in 1965 was blown away by the hundreds of billions later spent for Y2K
Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (pUU4E) "

by that time the fat bonuses for saving money were long spent.

*rant, redacted*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026 07:22 AM (VyBeY)

122 don't think I have seen anyone write a check with the century.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026

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Yeah, I write mine as 9/10/26 and always have.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:23 AM (wzUl9)

123 Ah, more thunder. I hope it's not pouring when I leave about 9:30.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

124 Memory was expensive back in the days of punchcards, COBOL, and mainframes. That, I understood, is why the programmers were instructed to code the year as only the last two digits -- thus leading to the rush to fix those programs as the year 2000 approached.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)
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I know a gubbernmint agency who back in the 70s stored only the last digit of the year, in order to conserve DASD disk space.

Then along came the 80s.

So they wised up and converted their stored date fields to 2 digits.

Of course, because of Y2k, they had a lot more to convert by the time the mid-late 90s came around.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:25 AM (D0X9e)

125 The Algorithm is sending me "true crime" kind of videos, where neighbors notice that children are living in squalor and call the cops. I watched one and now I'm wondering: how do the video-makers have access to police interrogations of these kids' parents? Yikes.
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)
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One of my jobs when I worked for the city was calming cops down who wanted to take children out of their house because it was dirty.

They only ever did that their first month on patrol.

"Yeah this is bad, foster care is 10x worse."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

126 If I have a "Shoulda" moment, it's when I think, 'I shoulda gotten into computers in the early '70s in college." The money I could have made --!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)

127 >>>The first person known to publicly address this issue was Bob Bemer, who had noticed it in 1958 as a result of work on genealogical software.

And he lived through Y2K!

Born Robert William Bemer
February 8, 1920
Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, US
Died June 22, 2004 (aged 84)
Possum Kingdom Lake, Texas, US

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:26 AM (odBC9)

128 It's like car manufacturers saving a few cents on a car part. Sure it looks good, works ok, and will only last 20 years, but who keeps a car that long? We will save millions on that ball joint.

I ask the guy who puts on ceramic coating, how long will the application last. He says "depends on you" meaning how I treat the vehicle in the interim.

This is so true. Studies have shown as much as a 60% decrease in vehicle maintenance and depreciation due to simply garaging the vehicle rather than leaving it outdoors overnight.

A 1995 Jeep stored indoors kept the original paint, the interior showed no weather, and the only thing outside normal wear was a power steering pump pulley back when the car had 20k miles on it.

Two XJs stored indoors for over 25 years only needed headliners replaced due to the adhesive aging out.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:26 AM (nCgQz)

129 Well, off to the gym. Top of the morning to everyone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 07:27 AM (/16YE)

130 Y2K fizzled because a lot of people spent a lot of time fixing the year issue before it switched over to 2000.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 10, 2026 07:21 AM (q3u5l)
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Mainframes are my field, as a vendor. There was no fizzle. In fact, a lotta sizzle, by tons of big shops, public and private.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:27 AM (D0X9e)

131 m, I write checks the same way. Still pay bills with checks or cash.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 07:27 AM (E0Et6)

132 People will complain about memory prices and then buy a $2k iphone.
Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:17 AM (MWfyi)

Not mostly. Mostly they will complain about memory prices and then lease a $2k iPhone. They pay for it in their monthly bill and trade it in as soon as they are "eligible for an upgrade" - which is often before it's paid for, but after they've paid enough to keep its value when the company sells it off to a second-tier market somewhere.

Most people people think their upgraded phone is "free."

Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:27 AM (kU0PQ)

133 Every thread eventually becomes a COBOL thread

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

134 If I have a "Shoulda" moment, it's when I think, 'I shoulda gotten into computers in the early '70s in college." The money I could have made --!!!

No kidding, programmers who were solving the Y2K problem were making more than silk stocking lawyers' billing rate.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 07:28 AM (/TiS1)

135 131 m, I write checks the same way. Still pay bills with checks or cash.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 07:27 AM (E0Et6)

#metoo as much as I can.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:29 AM (odBC9)

136 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 10, 2026 07:29 AM (2Ez/1)

137 . . . Studies have shown as much as a 60% decrease in vehicle maintenance and depreciation due to simply garaging the vehicle rather than leaving it outdoors overnight.

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My '84, '86, and '97 Mercedes were probably garaged. Their paint was in superb shape when I bought them ten or more years after they rolled off the Stuttgart assembly lines.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:30 AM (wzUl9)

138 Juncos have returned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

139 125 The Algorithm is sending me "true crime" kind of videos, where neighbors notice that children are living in squalor and call the cops. I watched one and now I'm wondering: how do the video-makers have access to police interrogations of these kids' parents? Yikes.
Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)
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One of my jobs when I worked for the city was calming cops down who wanted to take children out of their house because it was dirty.

They only ever did that their first month on patrol.

"Yeah this is bad, foster care is 10x worse."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

Huh. Food for thought.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:30 AM (odBC9)

140 JJ!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:30 AM (D0X9e)

141 No kidding, programmers who were solving the Y2K problem were making more than silk stocking lawyers' billing rate.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026

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There'd have been that, and the pay for programmers way back in the '70s was probably darned good. I could have bought my first house in the '70s or '80s, driven better cars, and lived in nicer cities.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)

142 Juncos have returned.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026

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What's that, when it's at home?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9)

143 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 10, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

144 Are morons aware there is a wealth seizure on the ballot here this November?

They talk about it in DC and on the news as if it was an abstraction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

145 The Germans used to do a nice paint job. Now they have to use paint that will not lay flat and orange peels. That's one reason they use these odd and flat colors nowadays. The orange peel doesn't show.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2026 07:34 AM (MWfyi)

146 What's that, when it's at home?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9)
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?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

147 130 Mainframes are my field, as a vendor.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 07:27 AM (D0X9e)

cool

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)

148 Y2K was a problem, yes. And a lot of good people worked hard to make it less of a problem, or even non-existent as the date rolled over.

But it was never going to be the end of civilization*.
And some of the people employed by the issue worked really hard to not achieve very much and achieve it poorly. Solely because people were screaming about the world ending.

(* Yeah, a few important things were going to break for a bit. But planes weren't going to fall out of the sky, nuke reactors weren't going to melt down, and people weren't going to be wandering the streets like zombies. Well, mostly.)

Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:37 AM (kU0PQ)

149 What's that, when it's at home?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026
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?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026

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An old-style British expression to mean simply, "What is that, when you come right down to it?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:37 AM (wzUl9)

150 Every thread eventually becomes a COBOL thread
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

LOL

Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:38 AM (kU0PQ)

151 Y2K was a problem, yes. And a lot of good people worked hard to make it less of a problem, or even non-existent as the date rolled over.

But it was never going to be the end of civilization*.
And some of the people employed by the issue worked really hard to not achieve very much and achieve it poorly. Solely because people were screaming about the world ending.

(* Yeah, a few important things were going to break for a bit. But planes weren't going to fall out of the sky, nuke reactors weren't going to melt down, and people weren't going to be wandering the streets like zombies. Well, mostly.)
Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026

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I was mainly worried about the lights, and the indoor heat in January of 2000, going out and not coming back for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:39 AM (wzUl9)

152 150 Every thread eventually becomes a COBOL thread
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

LOL
Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:38 AM (kU0PQ)

COLOL

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 07:39 AM (odBC9)

153 The computer used in the Apollo capsule to handle the landing had 4KB of RAM.

That could hold slightly over 51 lines of 80 character text just to give an idea on how large that is.

Reading and writing stuff was slow as well back then.

It's close to "why didn't we use drones in WW2?"

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 10, 2026 07:42 AM (IarJD)

154 Ah, yes, tape storage. Those things we saw in the background in sets for U.N.C.L.E. and The Six Million Dollar Man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)

Pfft. Radio Shack cassette tape player with a homemade cable attached to my PC Jr.

Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:43 AM (kU0PQ)

155 I was mainly worried about the lights, and the indoor heat in January of 2000, going out and not coming back for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 07:39 AM (wzUl9)

But those things all had manual backups, still. Sure, it would suck in some ways, but somebody was going to walk into the power station and throw the big switch and things would come back on.

Now, heaven help us if we had the same kind of thing happen now, with everyone having told us "No, it's a lot more efficient to control everything over the internet" and "Why do we need a manual backup?" Or 20 years from now when we are being told "It's an AI, what could possibly go wrong?"

Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2026 07:51 AM (kU0PQ)

Wednesday Night ONT - September 9, 2026 [TRex]

Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open. Don't fret if the bar appears to run out of beer - the beer shed out back is fully stocked. Step up and place your order.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. Special sympathies to those who have braces now or ever had braces.
If you're a troll, go away.
This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.
[Top photo: Canfield Ohio Fair]

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ICYMI - hockey player and coach and ESPN analyst Barry Melrose died today at age 70. He was diagnosed with Parkinson's in 2023.

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The Wednesday ONT is definitely NOT the fashion ONT

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ONT Medical News Desk
"Tiny" Man Dies While Seeking Large Penis
Influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo Dead at 43 After Undergoing Penis Enlargement Surgery in Thailand

Influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo has died. He was 43.
Ubiribo, who also went by Denisi and Ego on social media, died after experiencing complications from a genital enlargement procedure in Thailand, a U.K. coroner confirmed to TMZ on Saturday, September 5.
According to the medical examiner, Ubiribo suffered a pulmonary embolism during the cosmetic surgery. (A pulmonary embolism occurs when a blood clot is stuck in an artery in the lung that blocks blood flow, according to the Mayo Clinic.)
The businessman allegedly had 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine injected into his penis at an unidentified Thai clinic in March, per an Inner West London Coroners' Court inquest obtained by TMZ.
In case there is any question, Tiny's procedure is not ONT approved and Ace of Spades disclaims any adverse consequences from any medical advice given or implied on the blog or in the comments.
Hat tip MisHum

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ONT Department of Economics
NYS Fair pays $40,000 to keep $1 potato booth alive with new vendor

Every summer, tens of thousands of New York State Fair visitors willingly stand in one of the fairgrounds' longest lines for something they could make at home: a $1 baked potato.
This year, they'll be getting it from someone new.
Tully's Good Times has been selected to take over the potato booth in the Horticulture Building after longtime operator Wahid Akl decided it was time to move on, ending an era for one of the fair's most recognizable food traditions.
The change comes after the fair sought applications this spring from existing concessionaires interested in operating the booth.
Why did Akl decide it "was time to move on"?

Akl said the decision to give up the booth came down to simple math. Running the potato booth required about 30 employees working two shifts each day of the fair, he said.
While the booth routinely served tens of thousands of customers, the signature baked potato remained locked at $1 as labor and food costs continued to climb.
"We had 30 employees, two shifts," Akl said in an earlier interview with syracuse.com. "You need to serve, clean up the dining room, make sure everything is running. We had a great run out of it. But with everything getting so expensive... I'm not a nonprofit organization."
So how will the new operator make it work if the old operator couldn't?

The New York State Fair will pay a $40,000 management fee to the operator, cover payroll for booth employees and provide the New York-grown potatoes, according to a document concessions manager Jack Davison sent to vendors in April. The operator must continue selling a baked potato or three salt potatoes with butter or sour cream for $1, a longtime fair tradition. In return, the booth's rental fee is waived.
Oh.

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Where and when? (No, I don't know the answer.)

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ONT Department of Career Advice

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Mandatory Metallica
Cliff 'Em All - 1985:

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week
Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Animagraffs. The content is dedicated to illustrating deep detail with animations of your favorite machines, structures and processes. Want illustrated explainers of the Golden Gate Bridge, nuclear power, the Hoover Dam, off-road Baja racing trucks, a steam locomotive, the SR-71 Blackbird, an 18th century warship, etc.?
It takes a lot of research for the content and a lot of work to build the animation. The channel even has content showing how the content is created.
The channel has over 1.93 million subscribers. Many videos have millions of views. Videos on a jetliner and car engine have reached 19 million views each.
The most recent video shows how an F-14 Tomcat works. You're welcome.

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Same but very different...

BTW, a visit to Red Bull Hangar 7 in Salzburg, Austria is highly recommended.

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I did not know that. Weird, wild stuff
F-117 Nighthawk Needs Fresh Explosives For Its Tailhook Nearly Two Decades After "Retirement"

The F-117 CAD/PAD order list also includes what are described as the "Tail Hook Panel Pyrotechnic Assembly" and "Tail Hook Panel Initiator." These small shaped explosive charges and electrically-initiated detonators, respectively, and are completely unrelated to the F-117's ejection system.
To take a step back quickly, most land-based combat jets in U.S. service today, as well as many in service elsewhere globally, have tailhooks. Unlike their carrier-based counterparts, these aircraft have the hooks for emergency use in combination with arresting gear installed on runways on land.
On non-stealthy land-based combat jets, the integration of an emergency tailhook system is relatively straightforward since it can simply be installed externally or semi-externally at the rear end of the aircraft. It is a more complicated proposition for stealth designs where a hook protruding, even partially, from the underside of the fuselage would negatively impact the jet's radar cross section.
Who new the F-117 had a tailhook (I mean other than every Moron except me)?

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Pittsburgh Scanner
The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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Billy Strings for the big ONT finish:

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I will start considering potentially thinking about concern over re-naming the Gulf of America when people like the NY State legislature stop trying to re-name "mother" to "gestating parent" and "father" to "non-gestating parent." Ugh. The great sorting clarifies and continues. Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly transferred to an undetermined department for processing. Are you lurking ????

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM
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1 A Wednesday ONT?

Who could have predicted this?!?

Posted by: mindful webworker - non-belligerently at September 09, 2026 10:00 PM (o3pUP)

2 Iran state media: 'Enemy' attacks on southern Iran overnight
_shrugs shoulders

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:01 PM (51ygH)

3 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 09, 2026 10:02 PM (wpRMV)

4 St

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 09, 2026 10:02 PM (kOluj)

5 Yo Dino! Howdy, Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 09, 2026 10:02 PM (kOluj)

6 the beer shed out back is fully stocked. Step up and place your order.

The Guinness tap isn't working. Either the tap is clogged or the keg is empty.

Tragic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - world record holder at September 09, 2026 10:03 PM (o3pUP)

7 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:03 PM (+mpku)

8 5 Yo Dino! Howdy, Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 09, 2026 10:02 PM
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Yo MKC!

Posted by: TRex- baked potato dino at September 09, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)

9 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 09, 2026 10:04 PM (wpRMV)

10 Wife had an aunt and uncle that lived on Maytide St. It was different back then.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:05 PM (+mpku)

11 Because the Pope speaks Spanish.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM (wxsGM)

12 Hi T🦖 Hi Horde...I've been missin' y'all.
It always makes me happy to visit 💕

Back to content....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM (hJKeX)

13 ***The New York State Fair will pay a $40,000 management fee to the operator, cover payroll
---

Money is endless if we run low we just print more.
_Force Majeure Mamdani

hahahahahahah

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM (51ygH)

14 I'm probably the very last ETex Moron to know about this:
https://shorturl.at/gZs4i

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2026 10:07 PM (+fdRY)

15 10 Wife had an aunt and uncle that lived on Maytide St. It was different back then.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:05 PM
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Did they have a beer shed?

Posted by: TRex- beer storage advisor dino at September 09, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

16 That's the second biggest chicken I've ever seen!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

17 12 Hi T🦖 Hi Horde...I've been missin' y'all.
It always makes me happy to visit 💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM
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Howdy COMM! Glad you're here. The wobbly table awaits when you're ready.

Posted by: TRex- county fair supervisor dino at September 09, 2026 10:08 PM (XfIK1)

18 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 09, 2026 10:08 PM (v4srF)

19 My favorite new Billy Strings song. The guy just keeps getting better.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2Xqig)

20 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 09, 2026 10:08 PM (+9wcF)

21 Once upon a time Gulf stations would give American flag stickers with a fill up. Decorated side windows of all my trucks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:09 PM (51ygH)

22 my POTUS is kicking ass at the GOP convention!

seeing his cabinet members with the speaker and senate leader too.

unity is vital

Posted by: cherries in season at September 09, 2026 10:09 PM (HCJqL)

23 Who new the F-117 had a tailhook (I mean other than every Moron except me)?

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Beats having the pilot lean out the window with an umbrella.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 10:09 PM (wpRMV)

24 You know what a guy needs for a chicken that big?

Posted by: Zombie Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo at September 09, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)

25 Sorry I'm late, we didn't consider the windage when soaring in and ended up landing a couple of miles off course.

In a swamp.

With hungry alligstors.

And unruly mosqutos.

At least there were no R.O.U.S.'s.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 09, 2026 10:10 PM (wD6Db)

26 Evening, all.

I probably won't make the cut for today's interview for reasons that are quite sensible but get me upset at the person who wrote the job listing for leaving out crucial information.

Also got the word another fell through.

So... down to the one I interviewed for a couple Fridays ago, and a couple others that I'm waiting to hear whether they want an interview.

Praying hard and keeping my nose to the grindstone.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

27 Did they have a beer shed?
Posted by: TRex- beer storage advisor dino

I'll have to ask. I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:10 PM (+mpku)

28 19 My favorite new Billy Strings song. The guy just keeps getting better.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 10:08 PM
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Agreed. He's an old soul.

Posted by: TRex- stealth dino at September 09, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1)

29 If you're a troll, go away.

The French Peas, in "Josh And The Big Wall":

"Allo, Children. Eet was nice to meet you, now GO EH-WAY!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting ready to haul out the VeggieTales at September 09, 2026 10:10 PM (Wt5PA)

30 Good evening morons и спасибо, Дино.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

31 Nice ONT, TRex! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 09, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr+re)

32 Ubiribo should have slapped a hot iron on it. That would have solved things.

I am not a doctor. But I do frequent the Gun Thread, so you know I can be trusted with medical advice.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)

33 Who new the F-117 had a tailhook (I mean other than every Moron except me)?

I have no military background, so I didn't know. You'll never walk alone, Rex....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

34 The businessman allegedly had 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine injected into his penis
=====

*cringes*
-literally every dude

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

35 I use Gulf No-Nox exclusively. Premium Leaded Fuel, as the Good Lord intended.

Posted by: Hot Rods To Heck at September 09, 2026 10:14 PM (Fn+3X)

36 31 Nice ONT, TRex! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 09, 2026 10:11 PM
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Thank you! Best wishes to you and the little red truck.

Posted by: TRex- scanning dino at September 09, 2026 10:14 PM (XfIK1)

37 Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Ha! I mentioned this (the niche channel thing, not this video) on Insty the other day! As opposed to all the slop stuff on youTube, particularly things that could have been a three-paragraph blog post, instead.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM (kU0PQ)

38 Do not inject 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine into your penis if you are allergic to hyaluronic acid and lidocaine.

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)

39 On my recent cross country drive I was surprised by how many Gulf, Sinclair and Conoco stations are still active. Yes, the Sinclair stations retain the Dino.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM (NvtJi)

40 Evening, TRex, and ONT Horde. I'm guessing late '50's to mid '60's for the Gulf tanker. Looks like it might be a '58 International.

Had a cool surprise this afternoon. Stepped out of the garage to wash my hands in the tire test tub. When I came back in to dry them on a towel kept handy, something flew past my head. I'm thinking "bat, or maybe swallow?" Then it perched on top of my welding outfit. It was a merlin, a pocket-sized hawk. It looked at me, and I looked at it, and said "Hello, little Hawk." Then it took to its wings, and flew away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM (1z8ji)

41 Wow. Looks like The Chicken has fully recovered and is standing tall once again.

Thanks for the WONT, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 10:16 PM (rdVOm)

42 11 Because the Pope speaks Spanish.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM (wxsGM)

I'd settle for Latin, but YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Ntshk)

43 Now I look around and think, how do we maintain this? Those percentages have shifted. Are the 10 percent who should be competent managers, supervisors, executing, making things happen, are they up to the task? In the 84 percent, what’s the layabout, criminal, parasitic, predatory percentage now? Even among that 5 percent of high-level leaders, entrepreneurs, how many have submitted to DEI nonsense … answer, about 95 percent … or have embraced assorted covid, gender, climate end-time bullshit?

you shall know the untruth and the untruth will enslave you.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:16 PM (/+uur)

44 So now Igho "Tiny" became a permanent stiff while trying to increase the stiffy?

That's a hard way to go.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2026 10:17 PM (x3YLC)

45 On my recent cross country drive I was surprised by how many Gulf, Sinclair and Conoco stations are still active. Yes, the Sinclair stations retain the Dino.

A lot of Conoco stations in Missouri. And I seem to recall seeing one or two dinosaurs in Oklahoma on my biannual drive up I-75/69.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:17 PM (2Wzk3)

46 nice dick

hahahahaa

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:17 PM (/+uur)

47 39 On my recent cross country drive I was surprised by how many Gulf, Sinclair and Conoco stations are still active. Yes, the Sinclair stations retain the Dino.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM
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Pretty sure the Dino adds five horsepower to your engine when you fill up there.

Posted by: TRex- high octane dino at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)

48 Ubiribo should have slapped a hot iron on it. That would have solved things.
-
Not really.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (vSvIl)

49 On my recent cross country drive I was surprised by how many Gulf, Sinclair and Conoco stations are still active. Yes, the Sinclair stations retain the Dino.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops

Go to Rapid City. SD and there is one with a 60' Brontosaurus out front. Of I-90. 🦕.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (+mpku)

50 And unruly mosqutos.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 09, 2026 10:10 PM (wD6Db)

Fun Fact: If you pal around with dragonflies, you won't have a problem with mosquitoes.

Posted by: Leared that from a swamp feller at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

51 Thanks for the Metallica... my 29 yo neck still likes to headbang

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (kOluj)

52 Whenever I see a Conoco station, no matter how many times, I always think of C.W. McCall.

“Took two full quarts of forty-weight oil just to get her to the Conoco station.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (2Wzk3)

53 Conoco and Sinclair are Oklahoma based companies (Conoco and Phillips 66 are one company now). We have dinosaurs next to the road around here.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 09, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

54 37 Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Ha! I mentioned this (the niche channel thing, not this video) on Insty the other day!

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM
***
There are people out there doing God's work on YT that deserve positive attention and reinforcement.

Posted by: TRex- F-14 driver dino at September 09, 2026 10:19 PM (XfIK1)

55 Because the Pope speaks Spanish.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM (wxsGM)

I'd settle for Latin, but YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Ntshk)

He thought they said Latin America

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at September 09, 2026 10:20 PM (vSvIl)

56 51 Thanks for the Metallica... my 29 yo neck still likes to headbang

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM
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Glad you appreciated. Old school Metallica was a force of nature.

Posted by: TRex- drum technician dino at September 09, 2026 10:20 PM (XfIK1)

57 There was a Sinclair about 40 miles west TX LA line in the olden days.
My little sis had a dog that would not eat from a cup at the DQ next door.
Only from a cone.
His name was Mr Tip
Dog not sis

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:20 PM (/+uur)

58 The Sultans of Swing parrot from the Cafe reminds me of this B-52s loving Goth cockatoo.

https://tinyurl.com/5cyuu5df

Posted by: Sergeant Friday at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (ndZc7)

59 Conoco and Phillips 66 are one company now.

This might explain, in a weird way, why every time I stop at a Phillips 66 in Missouri off of I-44, there’s always a Conoco on the other side of the street.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (2Wzk3)

60 I once held a Merlin in my hands. It flew after a large sparrow, the sparrow went up and over my Vanagon, the Merlin crashed into the big side rear window and was knocked out on the ground. I ran to get a welding glove, called my kids over to see. We were looking at it for a minute, then it's eyes opened, it shook it's head and it flew off like nothing had happened. The sparrow had a good plan.

Posted by: Evasive Action at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (Fn+3X)

61 38 Do not inject 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine into your penis if you are allergic to hyaluronic acid and lidocaine.
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)

No, just, don't. Don't do that. Just date small women.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (Ntshk)

62 44 So now Igho "Tiny" became a permanent stiff while trying to increase the stiffy?

That's a hard way to go.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2026 10:17 PM (x3YLC)

Three The Hard Way

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (0CU3H)

63 41 Wow. Looks like The Chicken has fully recovered and is standing tall once again.

Thanks for the WONT, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 10:16 PM
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You're welcome! Best wishes to you.

Posted by: TRex- snake river rapids guide dino at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (XfIK1)

64 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

65 Who are you paranoid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9O71IhDIXY

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 10:22 PM (Fv808)

66 Thanks for another dandy Wednesday Night ONT, T Rex!

Thanks for the info on military aircraft.

And thanks to the Pittsburgh scanner! Those folks in Iron City are wacky as another summer reaches its end!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2026 10:23 PM (D/6p1)

67 There is no more stupid idea that we burn dinosaurs for fuel.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

68 I think "Tiny" just needed a better nickname.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in search of simple solutions at September 09, 2026 10:24 PM (o3pUP)

69 There is no more stupid idea that we burn dinosaurs for fuel.

Could be worse.

Posted by: Egyptian mummies by the cord at September 09, 2026 10:24 PM (2Wzk3)

70
No disrespect, but I much prefer the "Office Space" version, "Office Space Soundtrack - Shove This Jay Oh Bee", much more

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2026 10:24 PM (ic/b1)

71 This might explain, in a weird way, why every time I stop at a Phillips 66 in Missouri off of I-44, there’s always a Conoco on the other side of the street.

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Now explain Walgreen's and CVS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 10:24 PM (wpRMV)

72 50 Fun Fact: If you pal around with dragonflies, you won't have a problem with mosquitoes.
Posted by: Leared that from a swamp feller at September 09, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

The dragonflies abandoned me when I confessed my admiration for Bard the Bowman.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 09, 2026 10:24 PM (wD6Db)

73 Do not inject 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine into your penis if you are allergic to hyaluronic acid and lidocaine.
Posted by: davidt

No, just, don't. Don't do that. Just date small women.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Or get a hand reduction

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 10:25 PM (Fv808)

74 66 Thanks for another dandy Wednesday Night ONT, T Rex!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2026 10:23 PM
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You're welcome and thanks for your patronage!

Posted by: TRex- hawk wrangler dino at September 09, 2026 10:25 PM (XfIK1)

75 There is no more stupid idea that we burn dinosaurs for fuel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

Nobody really believes that, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 10:25 PM (1z8ji)

76 Now explain Walgreen's and CVS.

Pretty sure I’d look like Rorschach and Nite-Owl trying to tie together all of Adrain Veidt’s subsidiaries.

Posted by: Egyptian mummies by the cord at September 09, 2026 10:26 PM (2Wzk3)

77 Dammit, Donut.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:26 PM (2Wzk3)

78 Speaking of dinosaurs...

Dinosaur World, I-65 at the Mammoth Cave exit in KY. A couple years ago they "refurbished" some of their dinos and sold the old ones off. Pricy. But what a yard ornament that would have been.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 10:28 PM (2Cry5)

79 Wait!!!!

If it'sn a Wednesday ONT.... where it Thing... and Lurch?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 10:28 PM (mP0Kj)

80 Nobody really believes that, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 10:25 PM (1z8ji)

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It's not ALL dinosaurs. There are Sabre-tooth tigers in there too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 10:28 PM (wpRMV)

81 Wait. What about us?

Posted by: Neanderthals at September 09, 2026 10:29 PM (wpRMV)

82 Western PA was the haunt of Charlie-No-Face, AKA The Green Man, real name Charlie Robinson. He touched high voltage trolley wires when he was 8, lived, but was horribly disfigured, lost both eyes, much of his face. Worked at home during the day, but would take walks with his cane along the highway at night. Freaked out people who happened upon him. He became a local legend. Died in 1985, age 74.

Posted by: Beaver County News at September 09, 2026 10:30 PM (Fn+3X)

83 Do not inject 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine into your penis if you are allergic to hyaluronic acid and lidocaine.
Posted by: davidt
>>>
There is no more stupid idea that we burn dinosaurs for fuel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

Um. there might just be a more stupid idea. See the above.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Ain't Injecting Nothing Nowheres at September 09, 2026 10:30 PM (wVcYX)

84 27 years ago today, Sega released the Dreamcast in North America, their final home console.

Posted by: Father Time at September 09, 2026 10:32 PM (aDqXq)

85 Hi JQ. I'm over here at the corner wobbler...if you're not too busy, I'll take a fizzy cocktail...no rush🙂....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 10:32 PM (hJKeX)

86
It's not ALL dinosaurs. There are Sabre-tooth tigers in there too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September

Which was the impetus behind “put a tiger in your tank”. *

*I made this up

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

87 Well the seaslobs look awful.

And our QB is out for the season.

Oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:34 PM (qG4SX)

88 Defense is okay, not great, but okay. But without offense...

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:34 PM (Ntshk)

89 I gave up on Shell when they discontinued Platformate.

Posted by: Shell-Shocked at September 09, 2026 10:35 PM (Fn+3X)

90 I gave up on Shell when they discontinued Platformate.
Posted by: Shell-Shocked at September 09, 2026 10:35 PM (Fn+3X)

. . . discontinued Shell No Pest Strips (original)

Posted by: Count de Monet, Ain't Injecting Nothing Nowheres at September 09, 2026 10:37 PM (wVcYX)

91 Hi COMM.

I hope I didn’t make you mad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:37 PM (qG4SX)

92 Tough to win when you take 8 penalties for 88 yards through 3 quarters. The Pats aren't exactly lighting the place up either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

93 Now, Texaco Sky Chief with Petrox, that was a fine fuel.
Also Sunoco 260.

Posted by: Gas Of My Yute at September 09, 2026 10:37 PM (Fn+3X)

94 Signal, Signal, Signal Gasoline
Your car will go far
On Signal Gasoline!

Posted by: In 6 Western States at September 09, 2026 10:37 PM (60d+e)

95 I never heard of that (fake word). Once again, proof positive that if you are called an (fake word) or worse, you call YOURSELF a (fake word), your influence is ZERO.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:38 PM (PI7fX)

96 Yeah but honey, this one's eating my popcorn.

Posted by: Cock-related punchlines at September 09, 2026 10:38 PM (TbWk/)

97 All good.

We just need to call a pick six!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (qG4SX)

98 Cow Demon, you’re nothing but a damned sapofys.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (2Wzk3)

99 After Labor Day? That’s an awful long time.

Actually there are certain women who can and should wear white after Labor Day.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (PI7fX)

100 Howdy, COMM! Fizzy? Hmmm....

*Vodka, cranberry juice, Sprite & squeeze of lime*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (rdVOm)

101 Holy shit.

That did not just happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (qG4SX)

102 98 Cow Demon, you’re nothing but a damned sapofys.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (2Wzk3)

I will be swept away.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:40 PM (PI7fX)

103 Did the surgery cause the pulmonary embolism?

Posted by: Delurker at September 09, 2026 10:40 PM (2Drhq)

104 Johnny Paycheck. I have played that song on very appropriate occasions.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:40 PM (PI7fX)

105 I will be swept away.

I never had anything happen so fast.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:41 PM (2Wzk3)

106 88 Defense is okay, not great, but okay. But without offense...
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:34 PM (Ntshk)

Defense wins games.
Offense sells tickets.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:41 PM (PI7fX)

107 C'mon 'hawks! I don't like The Pats.

Posted by: Delurker at September 09, 2026 10:42 PM (2Drhq)

108 Well the seaslobs look awful.

And our QB is out for the season.

Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:34 PM (qG4SX)

I know one Kiwi who'll be disappointed to hear that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)

109 100% All Natural.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes (Cocaine is partially all natural!) at September 09, 2026 10:42 PM (wVcYX)

110 tiny should have listened to Robin Williams (I think) telling a story about Adam and Eve. Adam told her "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!" Might have helped him. Or not.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 09, 2026 10:42 PM (Jr+re)

111 There is no more stupid idea that we burn dinosaurs for fuel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

Nobody really believes that, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 10:25 PM (1z8ji)

Kale holds far more potential energy.

Posted by: All about density at September 09, 2026 10:43 PM (TbWk/)

112 There we go!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:43 PM (qG4SX)

113 Watching the movie Reagan with Dennis Quaid.

Damn it makes me feel good.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 10:43 PM (KC5Lt)

114 Night y’all! And good luck with whatever team you are rooting for (or against!)

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 91 {{{nurse}}}

Why in the world could you ever make me mad?!!
You're my pal!
Love ya girlfriend 🥰

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 10:45 PM (hJKeX)

116 What a beautiful view from the B-25 cockpit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:46 PM (51ygH)

117 Glad you appreciated. Old school Metallica was a force of nature.
Posted by: TRex- drum technician dino at September 09, 2026 10:20 PM (XfIK1)

Indeed.

First four albums? Classic.

The Black Album? I liked it. But the warning came for me a year later when I ran into people I know who were scared of headbangers saying “but I like that Metallica album with Enter Sandman…”. I shoulda known that they were done.

Then I bought Load of Shit and checked out right then and there,

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:46 PM (PI7fX)

118 Load of Shit

Perfect title. That's where I checked out as well.

Posted by: Delurker at September 09, 2026 10:47 PM (2Drhq)

119 101 Holy shit.

That did not just happen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 10:39 PM (qG4SX)

The Sea Chickens

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:47 PM (PI7fX)

120 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 10:47 PM (zZu0s)

121 Don Cherry made me love hockey as a child and Barry Melrose made me renew that.
Rest in Ice, Mr Melrose.

Posted by: Hockey IS a major sport at September 09, 2026 10:47 PM (fNTy4)

122 Penis enlargement dude should be in the running for a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)

123 Evening all,

We have a launch late in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - USSF-153
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 10, 2026
Launch Time: 08:37 a.m. PDT (1537 UTC, 17:37 CEST)

https://youtu.be/UboPGsLWIBI

Posted by: Joyenz at September 09, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y)

124 I have the Texaco gas pump signs for Sky Chief and Fire Chief I found in the woods while digging for grubs to feed my turtle. In very good shape with just a tiny bit of rust around the screw holes. I think late 50s era. According to other internet "solds" the premium one can sell for over $300. There were other gas pump parts thrown there, but I left them.

Posted by: Digger O'Dell at September 09, 2026 10:48 PM (Fn+3X)

125 100 JQ

Yum!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 10:48 PM (hJKeX)

126 I have no military background, so I didn't know. You'll never walk alone, Rex....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 10:12 PM (

No he won’t.

Posted by: Liverpool FC at September 09, 2026 10:50 PM (PI7fX)

127 while digging for grubs to feed my turtle. In very good shape with just a tiny bit of rust around the screw holes. I think late 50s era. According to other internet "solds" the premium one can sell for over $300. There were other gas pump parts thrown there, but I left them.
Posted by: Digger O'Dell at September 09, 2026 10:48 PM (Fn+3X)

Lemme guess: you are in Kentucky, and your turtle is named Mitch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

128 Another INT! Drake Maye throw picks LOL

Posted by: Delurker at September 09, 2026 10:52 PM (2Drhq)

129 121: I agree.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:52 PM (PI7fX)

130 ***I will start considering potentially thinking about concern over re-naming the Gulf of America when people like the NY State legislature
---

I'm waiting for him to re-name the Caribbean, the SEA of TEXAS.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:53 PM (51ygH)

131 Lemme guess: you are in Kentucky, and your turtle is named Mitch?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No, in NC, and Tommy the Box Turtle is his name. He has been returned to the wild.

Posted by: Miss Ya' Tommy, Sniff.... at September 09, 2026 10:53 PM (Fn+3X)

132 Tiny should have seen Dr. Smith...

https://youtube.com/shorts/V8myrvGuRKE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 09, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

133 114 Night y’all! And good luck with whatever team you are rooting for (or against!)
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

May the NHL expand to Houston.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 10:54 PM (PI7fX)

134 Re: Turtles - my younger sister at about 4 to 10 years of age would catch turtles around our house and use nail polish to put her first initial on their backs. I saw those turtles for years afterwards. She must have marked lots of 'em!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 09, 2026 10:56 PM (Jr+re)

135 >>>121 Don Cherry made me love hockey...

What?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG0g3J5Jw4I

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:57 PM (51ygH)

136 I liked to see those really old gasoline pumps, they were elevated clear glass bowls, and would hold maybe 5 or 10 gallons. The gas jockey would pump gas up into the reservoir first, and then gravity feed into the car’s tank. Graduated lines would show the motorist how many gallons were pumped.

Did they make drivers pay first in 1922? When I was young, you pretty much pumped your own gasoline and then went in and paid. I knew I had arrived in the Big City when they didn’t allow that.

Go in first, it’s like a bank vault, only with more security and nothing other than a guy to take money. Then go back out and pump fuel. What a bunch of bullshit

Posted by: In 6 Western States at September 09, 2026 10:58 PM (60d+e)

137 How do you delay of game at opponents' 3?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 10:58 PM (Fv808)

138 What do you have if you put a small sombrero on a stick shift lever?

A manuel transmission.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 09, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

139 So is the Trump dividend legal? Or a bribe??

Posted by: Iris at September 09, 2026 10:59 PM (286+n)

140 LETS GO SEAHAWKS!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 11:00 PM (1TCIS)

141 Again with Turtles: So Happy Together. Two of the original band members played for Frank Zappa after the Turtles split up. Flo and somebody. I threw this one out just for Mis Hum!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 09, 2026 11:00 PM (Jr+re)

142 >>So is the Trump dividend legal? Or a bribe??

An extra 5K would be nice but I don't like this idea at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)

143 The 6 oceans: Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Southern (around Antarctica), Alaskan.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 11:02 PM (Fv808)

144 Come on big D!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 11:03 PM (1TCIS)

145 I think I got off easy this week.

Darleen and Marleen are on shift since 8.

I sent Charleen to cash in a $25 lottery scratch n' sniff from last week. Told her it had to be cashed before midnite at the original place of purchase, or it expires.

Which is not exactly true, but she is on a long trip to the Kwikie Mart in Frogmore.

$25 and she won't be too mad

Posted by: Miklos consummates Hump Day at September 09, 2026 11:05 PM (4RYRd)

146 141

Flo and Eddy

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 11:05 PM (hJKeX)

147 Barry Melrose passed away :-(

Legendary hockey coach and fan-favorite ESPN analyst dead at 70

https://mol.im/a/16119325

Posted by: Joyenz at September 09, 2026 11:05 PM (2F0/Y)

148 Pittsburgh Scanner
Point Breeze. 400 North Lexington Street. Caller says that a naked guy is playing around in the parking lot.

PD arrive on scene and describe a nude male dancing hard in the parking lot.

That can be read two ways. Well played, Pittsburgh Scanner.

Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2026 11:06 PM (VHUov)

149
Ubiribo, who also went by Denisi and Ego on social media, died after experiencing complications from a genital enlargement procedure in Thailand, a U.K. coroner confirmed to TMZ on Saturday, September 5.

--------

A humiliating demise in at least three ways.

Posted by: Semi-LiterateThug at September 09, 2026 11:07 PM (zqeQL)

150 Come on big D!
Posted by: nurse ratched

That attitude is what gets guys killed.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 11:07 PM (Fv808)

151 Why do people pay for Penis Enlargement Surgery?

I know girls who will do that in the comfort and privacy of your own home.

Posted by: Miklos Ladies charge the Out-of-Towner rate at September 09, 2026 11:08 PM (4RYRd)

152 142 >>So is the Trump dividend legal? Or a bribe??

An extra 5K would be nice but I don't like this idea at all.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

Sounds like the Alaska dividend from oil sold.
Trump wants no income tax with America's cost paid by external or extra income (not from individuals) as it was before the IRS.
From that perspective or achieving that it's, OK.

The idea of paying people not to work is repulsive.
I don't think he wants that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:08 PM (51ygH)

153 Ace of Spades disclaims any adverse consequences from any medical advice given or implied on the blog or in the comments.
.......

Too late. Class action lawsuit already underway. Call 1-800=MORON if you have ever slapped a hot iron yourself. Lawyers are standing by.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

154 Flo and Eddy
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Turtles

It's Turtles all the way down

Posted by: Miklos recalls 'you bet your sweet ass I'm a Turtle" at September 09, 2026 11:09 PM (4RYRd)

155
143 The 6 oceans: Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Southern (around Antarctica), Alaskan.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 11:02 PM (Fv80

Ok you got the 6 oceans, how about the 7 Seas?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:11 PM (UJfh6)

156 >>>
$25 and she won't be too mad

Posted by: Miklos consummates Hump Day
---

Wasn't too long ago you and the girls were having some troubles.
Glad to see all of that's settled.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:11 PM (51ygH)

157 ""The businessman allegedly had 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine injected into his penis at an unidentified Thai clinic in March, per an Inner West London Coroners' Court inquest obtained by TMZ.''"

Ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid would have been safer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 11:11 PM (S41Gd)

158 Penis enlargement dude should be in the running for a Darwin Award.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

One must be present to receive the Award.

Posted by: Highly Evolved Miklosiae at September 09, 2026 11:12 PM (4RYRd)

159 Miklos!
Always you make me smile to see you!
Take care of those 'Eens...and don't turn your back whatever you do...😵‍💫...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 11:12 PM (hJKeX)

160 >>The idea of paying people not to work is repulsive.
I don't think he wants that.

Trump just said if Republicans win both the House and Senate he will give every adult US citizen a dividend of $5,000. I don't think that is a great plan.

Just doesn't sound right to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

161 Ok you got the 6 oceans, how about the 7 Seas?

Posted by: Tom Servo
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We got the Sea of Texas covered.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:13 PM (51ygH)

162 Flo and Eddy
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Turtles

It's Turtles all the way down
Posted by: Miklos recalls 'you bet your sweet ass I'm a Turtle" at September 09, 2026 11:09 PM (4RYRd)

I named mine Cuff and Link.

Posted by: Rocky Balboa at September 09, 2026 11:13 PM (wVcYX)

163 Aw man 😟😟

Sad to hear about Barry Melrose. He was one of a kind.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 11:14 PM (sAmhv)

164 >>The idea of paying people not to work is repulsive.
I don't think he wants that.

Trump just said if Republicans win both the House and Senate he will give every adult US citizen a dividend of $5,000. I don't think that is a great plan.

Just doesn't sound right to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

He will, or the Federales will?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 09, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

165 Don Cherry made me love hockey...

I learned football from the GREAT Coach Frank Broyles

Posted by: What we have here is classic example of a Miklos play at September 09, 2026 11:15 PM (4RYRd)

166 Neither team wants to win this game.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:16 PM (viF8m)

167 Trump just said if Republicans win both the House and Senate he will give every adult US citizen a dividend of $5,000. I don't think that is a great plan.

Just doesn't sound right to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

You are certainly a man of principle! I'll take your share, if you want.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

168 Ok you got the 6 oceans, how about the 7 Seas?

Posted by: Tom Servo

Everybody's renaming something

Posted by: Eurythics Euro type People at September 09, 2026 11:17 PM (4RYRd)

169 Trump just said if Republicans win both the House and Senate he will give every adult US citizen a dividend of $5,000. I don't think that is a great plan.

Just doesn't sound right to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

Too late for math, but it sounds like there might be a shit ton of zeros in that price tag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (S41Gd)

170 >>>Trump just said if Republicans win both the House and Senate he will give every adult US citizen a dividend of $5,000. I don't think that is a great plan.

Just doesn't sound right to me.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

It's a two-fer.
It's a war bonus and a warm up getting people used to 'other than IRS' paying for government. He wants to get rid of the IRS and have government operate as it did before Dread Wilson instituted it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (51ygH)

171 >>He will, or the Federales will?

I don't think he's going to write us each a personal check.

>>@RapidResponse47

>>@POTUS announces the TRUMP DIVIDEND: If Republicans win both the House and the Senate, because of our tremendous economic success, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States for $5,000

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)

172 I feel the Dilbert strip. My employer talks a great game, makes it sound like the best place ever. Reality speaks a much different truth. Look at actions, not words. I've been black pilled, and I am sad about it.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (dHHHe)

173 Many years ago, we got an ISDN line installed at Jerry Pournelle's house, known as Chaos Manor. ISDN was the best you could get in a residential location before DSL and Cable modem service became common. We were at a complete loss as how to get it working. It behaved like a regular telephone line in some ways but you couldn't connect a ISDN TA and just use the dial-up functionality in Window 98 or NT 4. The lack of documentation was frustrating. Some aspect were bizarrely mysterious.

We called Pacific Bell, the local telco then. We got passed around and eventually ended up talking to then PacBell employee Scott Adams. There was much mutual fanboying.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (/0z9K)

174 If he's trying to buy votes, I could make a counter offer.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 11:22 PM (oq9dX)

175 Take care of those 'Eens...and don't turn your back whatever you do...😵‍💫...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I can turn faster than they can.

For one thing, I don't have to go outside

Posted by: Lithe Miklos, svelte even at September 09, 2026 11:23 PM (4RYRd)

176 Flo and Eddie were caught in one of those disputes over the Turtles band name. They toured more as the Phlorescent Leech and Eddie because of that. Kind of like there were a bunch of names for bands with various Yes members in it. I think Squires controlled the name, thus, Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman And Howe, amongst others. Flo and Eddie also guested on the Ramones Mondo Bizarro, 1992.

Posted by: Music of My Youth at September 09, 2026 11:23 PM (Fn+3X)

177 It's 80 fucking degrees. Ugh.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 11:24 PM (Fv808)

178 Jason Smith, chairman of the House Ways and Means committee said tonight that he and Trump have spoken about the dividend for months. He said it will be from tariffs and that money belongs to the American people.
(just repeating what was reported on Newsmax)

Posted by: old chick at September 09, 2026 11:24 PM (F3Dlr)

179 Offering money for votes is ILLEGAL

Posted by: Ballot Harvester's Union Local 666 at September 09, 2026 11:24 PM (4RYRd)

180 Well, I kicked my own ass today with chores.
So goodnight lovely Horde.

"I’m going to sleep now because my brain has officially stopped working."

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2026 11:24 PM (hJKeX)

181 will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States for $5,000
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)

Ummm, that's ... /takes off shoes/ ... /carry the 2/ ... about $1.3 trillion. I don't think Trump has that much cash. Even Musk doesn't have that much cash.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 11:25 PM (kU0PQ)

182 WHOOT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 11:25 PM (TWm+r)

183 Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo was living the livestyle of luxury. $1.1 Million house in LA. $600,000 apartment in London. Luxury cars, travel, celebrity events etc.....and his employment was content influencer on da internet. I was curious so, I checked his stats. He only had 180,000 subscribers, which a good total....BUT that isn't going to pay for that Nigerian's lifestyle.

(digs deeper).

What's this? Nigerian authorities had allegedly flagged him in connection with external drug trafficking investigations? I guess that explains the $745,000 gold coffin the guy was buried in.

Once again, folks....crime pays.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 11:26 PM (dIske)

184 Just because I hated black people and openly asked for the support of the KKK doesn't mean I was a racist or non-inclusive or anything.

Context and nuance

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson's Wikipedia editor at September 09, 2026 11:27 PM (4RYRd)

185 I guess that explains the $745,000 gold coffin the guy was buried in.

Once again, folks....crime pays.
Posted by: Orson

We are Available

Posted by: Ghanaian Pallbearers at September 09, 2026 11:30 PM (4RYRd)

186 >>@POTUS announces the TRUMP DIVIDEND: If Republicans win both the House and the Senate, because of our tremendous economic success, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States for $5,000
Posted by: JackStraw

That's a way to get people to reveal citizenship status.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 11:30 PM (Fv808)

187 @169

>>Too late for math, but it sounds like there might be a shit ton of zeros in that price tag.

The monetary system is largely imaginary, but in order to give everyone 5k you need to destroy an equal amount of via some mechanism, else you will get inflation.

Spending scads of imaginary money is what got us to where we are now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 11:32 PM (XV/Pl)

188 Hi folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 09, 2026 11:33 PM (CHHv1)

189 @POTUS announces the TRUMP DIVIDEND: If Republicans win both the House and the Senate, because of our tremendous economic success, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States for $5,000
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)

When the first Social Security checks started rolling out, FDR's reelection became a lock, and generations of Democrat voters were created as a result. This is a much smaller scale and the pool of money is coming from other countries, as opposed to from working Americans..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 11:33 PM (nbLIj)

190 "I’m going to sleep now because my brain has officially stopped working."
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Like, um, same

Posted by: 1986 Miklos at September 09, 2026 11:35 PM (4RYRd)

191 $5000 ? Pfffft. The Dems will give you free healthcare and food for life. Plus other goodies depending what state of dependence you are in!

Posted by: DNC at September 09, 2026 11:36 PM (oq9dX)

192 >>When the first Social Security checks started rolling out, FDR's reelection became a lock, and generations of Democrat voters were created as a result. This is a much smaller scale and the pool of money is coming from other countries, as opposed to from working Americans..

I get all that. But I don't want to mimic Democrats. And I don't think we need to. And we are $40 trillion in debt.

I just don't think "If we win I'll give you 5 grand" is a great political or even moral message. But opinions vary.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:38 PM (viF8m)

193 I try not to pick fights
but I do finish them.
_Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:39 PM (51ygH)

194 I just don't think "If we win I'll give you 5 grand" is a great political or even moral message. But opinions vary.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:38 PM (viF8m)

I would like to live in a perfect world too. Instead I do things I enjoy, like cut firewood.
We got rain so it is time to get the saws out.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 11:41 PM (rbvCR)

195
2 Iran state media: 'Enemy' attacks on southern Iran overnight
_shrugs shoulders
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 10:01 PM (51ygH)

Ooh, I just found out that Iran sank the carrier George Washington and two destroyers tonight!

Well that’s what they said.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:41 PM (UJfh6)

196 5 grand will buy 2 weeks at hubby's nursing home. Pfft.

Let's just kick out all the illegals, including their anchor babies, and cut off all the fk-ing "____-care" fraud!

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 11:43 PM (rdVOm)

197 I bought a quarter ounce of gold with the Bush tax stimulus check. I think that was a better decision than the new car stereo that I was originally planning to buy.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 11:44 PM (rbvCR)

198 I just don't think "If we win I'll give you 5 grand" is a great political or even moral message. But opinions vary.

Posted by: JackStraw
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I think he wants to bust up the IRS. We didn't need it then, we don't need it now. It's a step toward taking government off our backs. The first step is citizens understanding that govt. has enough money or the wherewithal to get it without robbing us of our income. Next step will be cutting congress pay or perks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:44 PM (51ygH)

199 Too late for math, but it sounds like there might be a shit ton of zeros in that price tag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (S41Gd)

60M adult (give or take a few mil) X $5,000. $300B or more.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 11:48 PM (AKptf)

200 197 I bought a quarter ounce of gold with the Bush tax stimulus check. I think that was a better decision than the new car stereo that I was originally planning to buy.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

...but trinkets?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:48 PM (51ygH)

201 >>>60M adult (give or take a few mil) X $5,000. $300B or more.

Posted by: runner
---

How much do those General Dynamics rockets cost?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:50 PM (51ygH)

202 I bought a quarter ounce of gold with the Bush tax stimulus check. I think that was a better decision than the new car stereo that I was originally planning to buy.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 11:44 PM (rbvCR)

Yeah. The tubes in that stereo would have gone obsolete in a couple of years, and then where would you be?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 11:51 PM (1z8ji)

203 Wait.

How much did Obama give Iran?

How many dollars of equipment did Biden give Afghanistan?

How much has Clinton's, Loral gift to China cost us?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:52 PM (51ygH)

204 >>I think he wants to bust up the IRS. We didn't need it then, we don't need it now. It's a step toward taking government off our backs. The first step is citizens understanding that govt. has enough money or the wherewithal to get it without robbing us of our income. Next step will be cutting congress pay or perks.

You may be right. But every adult US citizen includes a whole lot of people who don't pay dick to the IRS.

I think we all know the media is already writing the stories about Trump bribing voters to win the midterms. But maybe that will fall flat and it will work. Trump's a lot smarter than me and I like most of his ideas. This one just doesn't seem great to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:53 PM (viF8m)

205 Norway has a sovereign wealth fund, where all the oil surplus went when the North Sea oil was discovered. The money was invested, grew. Now it is worth about $2.7T.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 11:55 PM (AKptf)

206 You may be right. But every adult US citizen includes a whole lot of people who don't pay dick to the IRS.

I think we all know the media is already writing the stories about Trump bribing voters to win the midterms. But maybe that will fall flat and it will work. Trump's a lot smarter than me and I like most of his ideas. This one just doesn't seem great to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:53 PM (viF8m)

Modify it to "all U.S. citizens who have been net payers of income tax for 4 of the last 5 years".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 11:57 PM (1z8ji)

207 Some figure 200M adults. So that would be $1.25T.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 11:59 PM (AKptf)

208 Too late for math, but it sounds like there might be a shit ton of zeros in that price tag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (S41Gd)

60M adult (give or take a few mil) X $5,000. $300B or more.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 11:48 PM (AKptf)

Hmm, doable really. The dems gave waaaay more to countries that hate us.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2026 12:03 AM (S41Gd)

209 Is $5k enough to buy Mooch "a decent pair of earrings?"

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

210 I just don't think "If we win I'll give you 5 grand" is a great political or even moral message. But opinions vary.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:38 PM (viF8m)

I'd argue that it's an awesome political message, while making a realistic moral statement about a large segment of the electorate. Politics is all about winning. We've been playing catch up with the Dems since at least FDR.

Voter participation for midterm elections is abysmal. I'd love to see that change organically, and I think this Dallas event was a great step in that direction. Would it be enough? History has not been kind to incumbent Presidents, and people still vote their pocketbooks.

I don't love the idea myself, but I'll smile like Harry Reid if it works...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 10, 2026 12:04 AM (nbLIj)

211 Hmm, doable really. The dems gave waaaay more to countries that hate us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2026 12:03 AM (S41Gd)

5K additional deduction on tax returns; not the same, but this way it is not going to who knows who, at least people who actually pay taxes get something

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 12:05 AM (AKptf)

212 Some figure 200M adults. So that would be $1.25T.
Posted by: runner

meh

Rounding error

Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at September 10, 2026 12:05 AM (4RYRd)

213 Is $5k enough to buy Mooch "a decent pair of earrings?"

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

A couple cheap hubcaps would suit her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2026 12:05 AM (S41Gd)

214 5K additional deduction on tax returns; not the same, but this way it is not going to who knows who, at least people who actually pay taxes get something

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 12:05 AM (AKptf)

Not a bad idea either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2026 12:07 AM (S41Gd)

215 5K additional deduction on tax returns; not the same, but this way it is not going to who knows who, at least people who actually pay taxes get something
Posted by: runner

Fine

I spent years arranging a very "tax efficient" retirement income.

Fuck me

Posted by: Miklos always does the wrong thing for the right reasons, which always change at September 10, 2026 12:08 AM (4RYRd)

216 A couple cheap hubcaps would suit her.
Posted by: Berserker

Or maybe a gold-plated athletic cup.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)

217 Is $5k enough to buy Mooch "a decent pair of earrings?"

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

A couple cheap hubcaps would suit her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2026 12:05 AM (S41Gd)

A pair of rusted springs from the front suspension of a wrecked motorcycle is more her style.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 10, 2026 12:09 AM (qx7Zg)

218 >>Modify it to "all U.S. citizens who have been net payers of income tax for 4 of the last 5 years".

Or even "If we hold both the House and Senate I will work with Republicans to deliver a tax rebate to all US taxpayers".

Eh, Trump's a blunt speaker and mostly works for him so this might as well. Just not my favorite message. I wouldn't mind if someone would actually talk about our debt. Just pay interest on the debt is already the 3rd largest item in federal spending and growig fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2026 12:09 AM (viF8m)

219 Fine

I spent years arranging a very "tax efficient" retirement income.

Fuck me
Posted by: Miklos always does the wrong thing for the right reasons, which always change at September 10, 2026 12:08 AM (4RYRd)

hm

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 12:09 AM (AKptf)

220 A couple cheap hubcaps would suit her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

So soon?

Posted by: Dolly Parton Fan Club at September 10, 2026 12:11 AM (4RYRd)

221 Have you ever gotten cross-ways with the IRS and received one of their threatening letters?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 12:11 AM (51ygH)

222 This could have worked for the mystery click.

https://youtu.be/DTP9__vi3d4

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 10, 2026 12:12 AM (qx7Zg)

223 Gold bars for everyone!

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 12:12 AM (AKptf)

224 Sorry, I meant to say bars of Gold Pressed Latinum!

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 12:13 AM (AKptf)

225

COVID checks II - Santa Claus Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2026 12:14 AM (Cqx++)

226 COVID checks II - Santa Claus Boogaloo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Fake Santa Claus whiskers are COVID mask compliant in most jurisdictions

Posted by: Miklos from the CDC at September 10, 2026 12:16 AM (4RYRd)

227 Our dire situation could have been greatly diminished if you people hadn't let all of the muslims into the country.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 10, 2026 12:18 AM (ZLLWT)

228 Our dire situation could have been greatly diminished if you people hadn't let all of the muslims into the country.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Who is all these muslims we keep hearing about?

Can't rightly say we ever seen none

Posted by: Bubba's BBQ and Bible study at September 10, 2026 12:24 AM (4RYRd)

229 Have you ever gotten cross-ways with the IRS and received one of their threatening letters?

Posted by: Braenyard

No, but Dad had goofed on one of his returns, and they sent a letter saying they'd "corrected it" and notified him of the differences, then sent him a (small) refund of his overpayment.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:26 AM (rdVOm)

230 Oh

Bubba Jr. wants to mention the gun swap "cash and carry" we do here

Posted by: Bubba's BBQ and Bible study at September 10, 2026 12:27 AM (4RYRd)

231 Something that can't go on forever, won't. The Federal debt is what now? 40 Trillion?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 10, 2026 12:33 AM (sAmhv)

232 On the subject of the IRS, it is effectively impossible to improve on Donald Rumsfeld's annual letter sent with his tax return-

https://tinyurl.com/4e2t9b38

Posted by: Eveveryone should do this-Miklos at September 10, 2026 12:33 AM (4RYRd)

233 Trying to get to sleep last night, out of nowhere I had the earworm Zombie. Realized I didn't really know all the lyrics nor even what it was about. (This morning I looked up the lyrics & watched the bizarre video.)

Fortunately, in the morning I awoke with the earworm of the Blues Brothers in Bob's Country Bunker doing Stand By Your Man. Which video I also looked up today.

The song linked below was not either of those, but popped into my head mid-day. It was, coincidentally, the aforementioned former group of Fluorescent Leech and Eddie, their other big hit. Not many songs with "et cetera" in the lyrics.

https://youtu.be/Te4ZTNuyoOc?t=6

G'night, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - groovy movie - what else rhymes? at September 10, 2026 12:34 AM (o3pUP)

234
Ooh, I just found out that Iran sank the carrier George Washington and two destroyers tonight!

Well that’s what they said.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:41 PM (UJfh6)

That's the third time in the last two weeks they've sunk it. Clearly they have us at their mercy.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 10, 2026 12:36 AM (r7+Q7)

235 Something that can't go on forever, won't. The Federal debt is what now? 40 Trillion?

Posted by: Puddleglum

Come on in

Every day until 11 pm (exterior door closed and locked at around 9:30)

We finance what the other guys won't

Posted by: Honest Miklos' Payday National Sovereignty Title Loans at September 10, 2026 12:38 AM (4RYRd)

236 That's the third time in the last two weeks they've sunk it. Clearly they have us at their mercy.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd

The salvage, recovery and repair crews are pretty awesome

Posted by: The USS Enterprise v. Japan, 1942 at September 10, 2026 12:40 AM (4RYRd)

237 Fluorescent Leech or Electric Prunes?

VOTE NOW

Posted by: Miklos is new at this clickbait stuff at September 10, 2026 12:42 AM (4RYRd)

238 then sent him a (small) refund of his overpayment.

Posted by: JQ
---

They are rather abrupt. Something like, you have until x-date to pay with interest or we are going to take everything you own except your clothes and car and auction them off. If it does not cover your debt we will garnish your wages until the debt is paid.
A visit from the mafia would be more polite.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 12:45 AM (51ygH)

239 Under longstanding ONT Rules and Procedure, if there are seven (7) Miklos comments in a row, all authority is ceded to the Commenter of Record.

Posted by: and shall be wielded without fear at September 10, 2026 12:45 AM (4RYRd)

240 They are rather abrupt. Something like, you have until x-date to pay with interest or we are going to take everything you own except your clothes and car and auction them off.

Owning shit be a sucka game

Posted by: LaQuisha and her babies doing just fine at September 10, 2026 12:47 AM (4RYRd)

241 They are rather abrupt. Something like, you have until x-date to pay with interest or we are going to take everything you own except your clothes and car and auction them off. If it does not cover your debt we will garnish your wages until the debt is paid.
A visit from the mafia would be more polite.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yikes!
Eye Are Ess is asshoe!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

242 236 That's the third time in the last two weeks they've sunk it. Clearly they have us at their mercy.
---

We use Flex Steel to patch it the we fill it up with Great Stuff.
Coulple more hits it will be so full of foam it won't sink.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 12:48 AM (51ygH)

243 I did the math. The NY State Fair just gave a $6.41 an HOUR subsidy to the potato servers at the Fair. (Based on 8-hour shift).

Ah, I love the smell of graft in the morning!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 10, 2026 12:50 AM (llBIB)

244 Need to send IRS to all those learing centers and fake hospice providers...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

245 My parents met when they both worked for the IRS.

Sexual harassment in a Federal Workplace?

Legally, I am not allowed to exist

Posted by: Ancient Miklos Researchers say YES at September 10, 2026 12:50 AM (4RYRd)

246 Ah, I love the smell of graft in the morning!

Posted by: JM

Un Pomme de Terre Graftois, avec fromage

Posted by: At least do it classy like at September 10, 2026 12:52 AM (4RYRd)

247 Ceci n'est pas un comment

Posted by: Rene Magritte at September 10, 2026 12:55 AM (4RYRd)

248 I *should* be a native speaker of French. But noooooo... my one grandfather refused to speak it after a *falling out* with his father, who only spoke French...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)

249 Get thee behind me, Temptation.

THIS is true Temptations

https://tinyurl.com/4cz8ah4n

Posted by: Miklos got some Old School moves baby at September 10, 2026 12:59 AM (4RYRd)

250 I *should* be a native speaker of French. But noooooo... my one grandfather refused to speak it after a *falling out* with his father, who only spoke French...
Posted by: JQ

In France, I just said I was Cajun.

Worked with everybody but the arabs or moroccans, who gave no shits and were cul-ois regardless

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at September 10, 2026 01:02 AM (4RYRd)

251 203 Wait.

How much did Obama give Iran?

How many dollars of equipment did Biden give Afghanistan?

How much has Clinton's, Loral gift to China cost us?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Obama: $1.7 Billion, but unlocked $100-$150 bilion in frozen assets

IceKingJoe: $7.1 Billion

Loral: It was not a "gift" from the administration, but rather a commercial export control violation. In 2002, the Justice Department and State Department settled the case with Loral, requiring the company to pay a $14 million civil penalty for violating the International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR)

Remember who did this, yes, the above, but what's on the horizon, coming -- the answer is where LIB values really stand:
1. They Reward the Guilty
2. They Punish the Innocent
3. The Champion, the mediocre, the Unworthy, the DEPRAVED on the basis of their Depravity.

This is the reason why AOC could possibly be considered viable LIB presidential material, but adjacent to that is one greater: H.Biden which masterfully checks all the boxes.

AOC would have to transform into She-Hulk to beat him on those metrics -- and seriously wouldn't we all like to see that?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 10, 2026 01:03 AM (FJSqj)

252 my one grandfather refused to speak it after a *falling out* with his father, who only spoke French...
Posted by: JQ

I heard about that

The famous baguette/beignet war

Posted by: Le Mikleuse has a WWIII level of Cafe du Monde coffee with Chicory, comment,\ non? at September 10, 2026 01:06 AM (4RYRd)

253 QUICK TAKE

Manfred>>>>raimondo

VOTE NOW

Posted by: Miklos does not, in fact, want your contact information and would probably burn it if recieved at September 10, 2026 01:08 AM (4RYRd)

254 If Golden Earring comes up

Twilight Zone

Posted by: Miklos only remembers the one song, like everybody at September 10, 2026 01:14 AM (4RYRd)

255 Ggrandfather didn't speak *real* French anyway-- he was from Montreal, iirc.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)

256 Cajuns think Quebecois talk funny

Posted by: Miklos just attends to his accordion at September 10, 2026 01:18 AM (4RYRd)

257 MANFRED nailed everything except the statement on Clinton that referred to how much him giving Loral to the Chinese has cost us sense they received the technology.

MANFRED scores 97%, raimondo, maybe 55% on a best day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 01:19 AM (51ygH)

258 Sailing on here, see you tomorrow. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 01:22 AM (51ygH)

259 Night, Braenyard. See ya...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)

260 Hey Horde, might I have a drink?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2026 01:29 AM (ibDUx)

261 Haaritz reports U.A.E. leader warned Netanhayu that hamas would attack 10 days before Oct. 7 attack. Netanhayu did not warn IDF hoping for political gain in the next election for him and Likud. A desperate Netanyahu says he will sue everybody who mentions it as Israel is in an uproar!

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 10, 2026 01:30 AM (S8QyS)

262 Hey Horde, might I have a drink?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*raises head from table*

Hey, somebody take care of the Lady

*returns to anti-gravity head on table solution*

Posted by: forget that guy, he almost lives here at September 10, 2026 01:32 AM (4RYRd)

263 Hi, Debby!

*pours Chivas*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

264 Nice out tonight, so spent a few moments on deck with Cat-- he wanted some rubby, but didn't want to stay indoors after his snack...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)

265 Who let the nazi in?

Posted by: Reforger at September 10, 2026 01:40 AM (WUwbk)

266 Trump I will pay everyone who votes republican $5,000 dollars if we win. Elon only paid one voter who showed proof of voting for Trump a million dollars.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 10, 2026 01:40 AM (S8QyS)

267 Oh Look!!! Another Mamdani type socialist won the democratic primary for Mayor of Providence, and there is no Republican running in the regular election. He's unopposed.

So add another one to the list. I blame Jack Straw.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 01:41 AM (dIske)

268 Actually evidence suggests that Shin Bet (Israeli Internal Security) knew almost immediately when the attack began, but delayed notifying the rest of the government for several hours. Speculation that they didn’t understand the scope and hoped it would be enough to topple the government, but not too bad.

Whatever really happened, it seems clear that everyone on all sides politically had plenty of blame, which is why all sides have agreed to never do any big public examination of what went wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 01:43 AM (UJfh6)

269 Cheers and thank you.

I wandered off the reservation for a while. I have been reading a bit about the midterm convention and it seemed quite good. I bet that you guys have already talked about this on the thread.

I hope the guy at the table feels better soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2026 01:49 AM (ibDUx)

270 Heh, Miklos must've gotten into the beer shed earlier.

I can't keep up with all the political horse crap-- just know that the D's are against everything American, more or less.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)

271 Quasimodo predicted all this

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 10, 2026 01:53 AM (mYyze)

272 @268 Even if true it does not absolve Netanyahu of his criminal perfidy. The U.S. nearly did the same in the hours leading up to the Pearl Harbor attack. The movie Tora, Tora, Tora goes into detail how Admiral Kimmel was hung out dry.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 10, 2026 01:55 AM (S8QyS)

273 Yeah, JQ, that about sums it up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2026 01:56 AM (ibDUx)

274 One day the dull muzzie scimitar you are so desperate to host will find you

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 01:57 AM (vE0+H)

275 I *was* a live-and-let-live type of person. Until oblahblah the divider came along. My heart aches for what we should be and should have, but may have lost forever.

Sure, the first ghey prez isn't entirely to blame, but he definitely pushed us over the edge. Fker.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)

276 Sure, the first ghey prez isn't entirely to blame, but he definitely pushed us over the edge. Fker.
Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)

Without a doubt though it was the people behind him and the government and media etc are still lousy with them.

That lazy sucker of cock is good for fondling a ball or twelve and that's it.

But there is no doubt that's where the country hit the wall, although we were headed there for sure. That cheap scripted line about Lil Trayvon did more damage to this country than anything short of 9/11. Bastards.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 02:01 AM (vE0+H)

277 Well, it's gone midnight here, and I have a busy day planned tomorrow. If I get an "all clear" from its owner, I will hitch up the car trailer, load the little Kubota excavator onto it, and take it back to its home.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2026 02:04 AM (1z8ji)

278 oblahblah-- the mouthpiece of the weathermen.

I don't remember who coined the name, but:

*The Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers* seemed so on point!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

279 173 Many years ago, we got an ISDN line installed at Jerry Pournelle's house, known as Chaos Manor. ISDN was the best you could get in a residential location before DSL and Cable modem service became common. We were at a complete loss as how to get it working. It behaved like a regular telephone line in some ways but you couldn't connect a ISDN TA and just use the dial-up functionality in Window 98 or NT 4. The lack of documentation was frustrating. Some aspect were bizarrely mysterious.

We called Pacific Bell, the local telco then. We got passed around and eventually ended up talking to then PacBell employee Scott Adams. There was much mutual fanboying.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (/0z9K)

Really? Has this story ever been told? It is amazing! I couldn't find anything via Google though.

Posted by: frammish at September 10, 2026 02:06 AM (rcENI)

280 Night, AOP.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)

281 Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

Hope you are well! I'm about to fall asleep here.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 02:08 AM (vE0+H)

282 Night AOP.

JQ, I never heard that one before, that's great. It is really warm and breezy outside, and it is supposed to be much cooler over the weekend. There are things that I like about fall.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2026 02:09 AM (ibDUx)

283 Speaking of ISDN lines: I had a high school friend in the 90s with his own business selling extensions to a popular BBS program, mostly so that BBS administrators could offer their users "gateway" access to the broader Internet. There were products for SMTP, NNTP, FTP, Gopher, even HTTP. Of course he ran his own BBS as well. He was really excited when he got an ISDN installed at his home. I'm pretty sure it was expensive. But a least he didn't have to call Scott Adams!

Posted by: frammish at September 10, 2026 02:10 AM (rcENI)

284 {{{ ... }}}

Hope you are well also! Nitey nite!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)

285 Debby, I know that nickname came from someone at the HQ! LOL.

We had chilly, windy, rainy days over Labor Day weekend. Now, a few warm days. 90 tomorrow, they say. And then windy & cooler for next weekend.

I like the changes and mild temps.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

286 Night Ellipsis.

Sweet dreams, JQ and all, I am sleepy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2026 02:19 AM (ibDUx)

287 Night, Debby. Nice to see you.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

288 The movie Tora, Tora, Tora goes into detail how Admiral Kimmel was hung out dry.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 10, 2026 01:55 AM (S8QyS)

I'm quite confident Hollywood hasn't managed to arrive anywhere near the truth in any product they have ever made.

Posted by: Sjg at September 10, 2026 02:22 AM (i8HNq)

289 232 Miklos

That letter is amazing.

"I know that I cannot have any confidence that I know": echoes of his famous statement about known and unknown unknowns. As a reader of Kierkegaard, I never understood what people found so ridiculous in that.

Posted by: frammish at September 10, 2026 02:30 AM (rcENI)

290 Wonder what to make for dinner tomorrow? I'm burned out on cooking... tired of hamburger and chicken. Ugh.

Maybe grocery will have pork ribs on sale again. Corn on cob?

Hate it when I'm hungry this late! Can't eat this close to sleepy time.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

291
Wonder what to make for dinner tomorrow? I'm burned out on cooking... tired of hamburger and chicken. Ugh.

Maybe grocery will have pork ribs on sale again. Corn on cob?

Hate it when I'm hungry this late! Can't eat this close to sleepy time.
Posted by: JQ

==================

I, too, am out of ideas. Tomorrow night is family dinner and I'm supposed to cook. Hot dogs, gang?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2026 02:36 AM (mmrXZ)

292 Freaking tax returns... As a young adult, I would dutifully fill out my forms with some amount of trepidation, even though income and deductions were simple and there was actually nothing to dispute.

Intimidation, it was! Can I sue? LOL.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

293 I, too, am out of ideas. Tomorrow night is family dinner and I'm supposed to cook. Hot dogs, gang?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--------

How many at your dinner? It's easier to figure out for someone else..

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

294 Just got a jury summons for early October. It said the expected trial length is 2-4 weeks. Maybe I should not make TxMoMe plans?

The only other time I got a letter, I went to the courthouse and sat in a room with a bunch of people, but I didn't get selected. I don't know why. It was something about medical malpractice.

Being self-employed and billing by the hour, spending 2-4 weeks on a jury would be very expensive.

Actually I've heard that it's hard to be picked if you come across as rational and intelligent. So I've always wanted to serve. And this Lindsay Clancy story makes me think we should take our duty seriously.

Posted by: frammish at September 10, 2026 02:44 AM (rcENI)

295 I, too, am out of ideas. Tomorrow night is family dinner and I'm supposed to cook. Hot dogs, gang?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2026 02:36 AM (mmrXZ)

My brother made fish & chips (Deep fried Flounder & Waffle fries in American) for our family dinner last night.

It was really good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 02:45 AM (6ydKt)

296 To my beloved people of this famous and noble thread-

With a heavy heart, and a full appreciation of my Duties-

I must abdicate my position as King of this thread.

Not for lack of loyalty, or dedication to the ONT.

But such responsibilities are insupportable without the companionship of the women I love.

Posted by: former King Miklos-Edward VIII, or they gone tag team and beat my ass at September 10, 2026 02:45 AM (4RYRd)

297 Blondie-- enchiladas? Maybe a bit intensive, but not difficult...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

298
Just finished watching the replay of Trump's speech on Hannity. The dude is 80 years old. Mad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2026 02:58 AM (mmrXZ)

299
How many at your dinner? It's easier to figure out for someone else..
Posted by: JQ

==================

Four. I like the fish and chips idea. Or maybe I'll totally surrender and get a Costco rotisserie chicken. Easy to make spuds, veg, cut-up fruit for dessert.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2026 03:00 AM (mmrXZ)

300
Blondie-- enchiladas? Maybe a bit intensive, but not difficult...
Posted by: JQ

=================

What's your method for enchiladas?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2026 03:00 AM (mmrXZ)

301 Four. I like the fish and chips idea. Or maybe I'll totally surrender and get a Costco rotisserie chicken. Easy to make spuds, veg, cut-up fruit for dessert.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Sounds like a plan! Four is easy!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

302 But such responsibilities are insupportable without the companionship of the women I love.

Posted by: former King Miklos-Edward VIII, or they gone tag team and beat my ass at September 10, 2026 02:45 AM (4RYRd)
-

The queen was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 10, 2026 03:01 AM (D0X9e)

303 Ench's-- helps to have leftover chicken for easy shredding, or could use canned... cook up some rice; add sautee'd peppers & onions; seasonings to include cumin, cilantro (or basil if you have the *soap gene*), s & p, crushed garlic... heat it all up together & add cheddar and m.jack cheeses. Put ~ 1/2 cup filling into each of 10-12 pre-warmed corn tortillas and roll up.

Put enchilada sauce (canned or homemade) on bottom of 9x12 pan, put in rolled tortillas, top with more sauce and more cheese-- bake 350 for 20 minutes or until heated thru and cheese bubbly.

Don't have precise recipe handy... I don't make them often & not really a tex-mex pro. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

304 Oh, and serve with sour cream and guacamole...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

305 Damn. There's supposed to be some tomato in the ench filling too-- I used italian style petite diced 'cuz didn't have any "stewed" last time...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

306 73 fucking degrees. Worst time of the year here.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 10, 2026 03:14 AM (Fv808)

307 Don't mind me, I'm not a chef. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:15 AM (rdVOm)

308 Dark Lixtiquatal, what's the problem, exactly? Is it too warm or too cold for you?

It was 85 here today-- nice and cool compared to the usual. Now it's maybe 70. Very comfy.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)

309
Oh, and serve with sour cream and guacamole...
Posted by: JQ

================

::salivates::

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2026 03:17 AM (mmrXZ)

310 Blondie, if you want some *kick* to the ench's, could use Ro-Tel instead of stewed tomatoes...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

311 I used store-brand "diced tomatoes with chiles" (imitation Ro-Tel) on cabbage rolls last winter, instead of tomato sauce... Oh, yes! Really took it up a notch!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:31 AM (rdVOm)

312 73F is waaay to F'ing hot at night.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 10, 2026 03:32 AM (Fv808)

313 I agree, Dark Lixtiquatal. It's a bit much for night time.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)

314 It's 74 indoors right now. Perfect, with fan on low, blowing directly at me.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:35 AM (rdVOm)

315 And it was 94 during the day. That's why it's 73 now. Tomorrow this time it'll be in the low '60s.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 10, 2026 03:40 AM (Fv808)

316 Wow, Dark Lixtiquatal, bet you can hardly wait for tomorrow!

It'll be 90-ish here, but expected to cool off to 50s overnight -- summer is over. Thank God!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:42 AM (rdVOm)

317 Blondie-- good luck with dinner tomorrow! I just know you'll make something amazing!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:43 AM (rdVOm)

318 173 Many years ago, we got an ISDN line installed at Jerry Pournelle's house, known as Chaos Manor. ISDN was the best you could get in a residential location before DSL and Cable modem service became common. We were at a complete loss as how to get it working. It behaved like a regular telephone line in some ways but you couldn't connect a ISDN TA and just use the dial-up functionality in Window 98 or NT 4. The lack of documentation was frustrating. Some aspect were bizarrely mysterious.

We called Pacific Bell, the local telco then. We got passed around and eventually ended up talking to then PacBell employee Scott Adams. There was much mutual fanboying.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2026 11:18 PM (/0z9K)

Super cool!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 03:47 AM (odBC9)

319 I don't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 03:47 AM (Ia/+0)

320 You still here, Blondie?

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 03:57 AM (rdVOm)

321 Food... dammit. Hungry & can't eat this late!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:11 AM (rdVOm)

322 77 Dammit, Donut.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 10:26 PM (2Wzk3)

Been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl?

Posted by: SciVo at September 10, 2026 04:12 AM (ke3zm)

323 Donut? Aw, man... *cry*...

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:14 AM (rdVOm)

324
How's everybody doing? My schedule, if you can call it that, is getting insane, and I haven't had much of a chance the last day or so to hang out.

It's a full-time thing with my mother now. Her mind is starting to really wift out -- trouble distinguishing dreams from reality big time now. She was just telling me that she was at a restaurant where the food would disappear just as she tried to put it in her mouth. And then she thought I'd was in the hospital, and was wondering how I got back so quickly.

You just have to roll with this stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 10, 2026 04:16 AM (w6EFb)

325 324. You just have to roll with this stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

True but 🙏🏼for you & yours in this most difficult time.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 04:22 AM (NFX2v)

326 Oh, publius, I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this...

It's different every day, and so many times the delusions will just *blow your mind*

Bless you & Miley for taking care of Mama! I know it's not easy.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:23 AM (rdVOm)

327 publius not sure you can do anything else

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 04:25 AM (Ia/+0)

328
Thanks, all. I've had experience with these delusions with older family members through the years. Some of them are indeed mind blowing.

She's still "here" so to speak, but the delusional world is part of actual reality in her mind now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 10, 2026 04:26 AM (w6EFb)

329 One day, hubby was in tears and almost inconsolable-- he thought I'd been in a terrible car wreck and died!

Thought he'd never let go, he hugged me so hard and cried so much... 'bout broke my heart...

And then 10 minutes later, it was as if nothing was ever wrong.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:28 AM (rdVOm)

330 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 04:34 AM (odBC9)

331 4th of July, hubby didn't recognize me. Asked: "Who are you?" when I visited at lunch time...

I said "Oh, I'm your wife. Hey, do you like deviled eggs?"

He was happy to eat the treats. But ever since, I have wondered how often or IF he *really* knows who I am. I don't push the issue and he's always happy to see me.

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 04:40 AM (rdVOm)

332 #279

Jerry likely mentioned it on his blog. Alex, his oldest son, almost certainly recounted the story on Facebook when Adams died.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 10, 2026 05:49 AM (/0z9K)

333 #331

Well, you brought him deviled eggs. Us dudes are like dogs. We form a lasting bond to people who feed us.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 10, 2026 05:50 AM (/0z9K)

334 257 MANFRED nailed everything except the statement on Clinton that referred to how much him giving Loral to the Chinese has cost us sense they received the technology.

MANFRED scores 97%, raimondo, maybe 55% on a best day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

And No COVFEFE on she-Hulk AOC?
a 3% shave off the she-Hulk would be worth seeing too, would it be possible for the LIB's hulk-out too?

The real danger though is the naked ambition LIBs jockeying to be the 'next' emminent monster
-- prez. Hunter Biden tops them all, the b'wannabe Damien Thorne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEyL_sS0eY&t=89s
Don't forget to Vote

Given the last option, even he would be a better choice over ctHARRIS/2.0, or any candidate cTHIEL may back from cthANDURIL/ctHOVENANT/ctPALANTIR -- prez. ctLUCKY? ctKARP no WAY!

Punchline::2024 -- and she wouldn't change a thing
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ifLIBsWantAmerica2Fail

LET's GO BRANDON (Herrera too)
Katy Padilla Stout:: Truth in Advertising,
what not to do a Hulk-out FAIL!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 10, 2026 06:44 AM (FJSqj)

New Tech Cafe

Full-size Gundam in Fukoka Prefecture, Japan
More shots here.
Apparently there used to be several of these.
Now there is only The Last Guardian.
And Godzilla awaits.

I love this musical parrot. Stay with it. It's shaky in the beginning. Both the parrot and guitarist take some time to get into the groove of Sultans of Swing.
This is animal abuse and I demand the authorities arrest this degenerate at once!
Paralyzed chef designs a hanging support to let him keep cooking.
Kittens were literally inseparable so a kind man took them both.
I've posted this snow leopard super-jump before but it's worth the repost.
Accidental illusions. I don't get the one with the corgi running towards the camera. What am I supposed to see, do you think?
A mini-helicopter you can carry in your trunk or maybe even on your back.
New paper plane technology drops.
You can adopt dogs who flunked out of police dog school for being too friendly.
Aw: letting a disabled bird "fly" via a drone.
Very very senior cat -- 29 years young! Hey that's the age I (almost) pretend to be!
Dusty eyed alert.

The chances of being attacked by a squirrel while on a call are low, but never zero. pic.twitter.com/k1HxjKJusO
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 7, 2026

This cow meeting a tortoise. pic.twitter.com/g6xeXJV0Sd
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 9, 2026

Testing a drone-tethered fire hose capable of delivering water up to 150 meters (492 feet). pic.twitter.com/V12NLfayI8
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 9, 2026

New Fauci creation drops:

A new dangerous virus has been discovered in 2026. Its main symptom is: sneezing fire 😂 pic.twitter.com/GVVi9bIuZg
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Nobody wants it?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:23 PM (dK+Kv)

2 Ooo,naked robots.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

3 Nood Gundam!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (vJrRc)

True gentleman.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:23 PM (dK+Kv)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

5 "Nobody wants it?"

I do but I rarely get it.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 09, 2026 07:25 PM (hG5L0)

7 Dat squirrel has rabies.

Cows really are that nosy. The first morning in our new house on the farm, my mother had an audience on the front porch watching her shower. One bro found an abandoned feral newborn kitty in a pasture with a circle of cows staring at it. When baby bro was born they'd gather outside the fence to stare at him in his little baby chair.

I want to sneeze fire now. Where do I get this device?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:25 PM (hzuYO)

8 X is……

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)

9 Full-size Gundam in Fukoka Prefecture, Japan
More shots here.
Apparently there used to be several of these.
Now there is only The Last Guardian.

They did this in the South with confederate statues.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 07:26 PM (OkYzo)

10 The cows and turtle is hilarious!

Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM (VMFAF)

11 I demand the authorities arrest this degenerate at once!

Given "degenerate", I assumed, with considerable barely- checked horror, that this would feature a penguin.

Fortunately, that is NOT the case. Glad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

12 The people in Japan are weird that's for sure, but it's a sophisticated kind of weird, not like the insane lunatic commie rat bastard weirdos we have over here.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

13 Squirrels be vicious!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM (RIvkX)

14 We're now at 60% for the week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

15 Might be wondering if squirrel had rabies, my squirrels tend to run away from me yet never did anything to harm them

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

16 Can the fella shoot fire out the other end?

Posted by: Asbestos Drawers at September 09, 2026 07:28 PM (Fn+3X)

17 *sigh. No one? Ok...

What's a Gundam?

20 yen, same as in Tokyo.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:29 PM (XuXeR)

18 Sneezing fire is awesome. I'd love to see that happen!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2026 07:29 PM (zYpTz)

19 the insane lunatic ~~commie rat bastard~~ weirdos we have over here.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM

Suggested edit to be inclusive of the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

20 "Nobody wants it?"

I do but I rarely get it.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

Married? Now Trump subsidizes hot nannies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:30 PM (dK+Kv)

21 Can the fella shoot fire out the other end?
Posted by: Asbestos Drawers at September 09, 2026 07:28 PM

In my case, even better!

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) at September 09, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

22 14 We're now at 60% for the week.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We all know Ace likes to deflate your balloon on Fridays.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at September 09, 2026 07:31 PM (Fn+3X)

23 I don't get the one with the corgi running towards the camera.

I think that one is just that the corgi looks giant compared to the other dogs in the background.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:31 PM (vJrRc)

24 16 Can the fella shoot fire out the other end?
Posted by: Asbestos Drawers at September 09, 2026 07:28 PM (Fn+3X)
**********
If a match is lit, yes, indeed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:32 PM (hzuYO)

25 Married? Now Trump subsidizes hot nannies."

Everybody wants some.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:32 PM (XuXeR)

26
Turtle - 1
Cow - 0

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 07:33 PM (kmiHN)

27 If a match is lit, yes, indeed."

So if the match is lit, you must not . ...?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR)

28 From the previous thread:

the center's Young Leaders in Education, Advocacy & Dialogue program, aka YLEAD

They, without irony, called their student leadership program "Why Lead?"

Posted by: mikeski, facepalming at September 09, 2026 07:35 PM (VHUov)

29 Full-size Gundam in Fukoka Prefecture, Japan
More shots here.
Apparently there used to be several of these.
Now there is only The Last Guardian.

If I were a better weeb, I'd be able to identify which series that was from and its name, but I only watched, like, one Gundam series, and a couple episodes of another.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:35 PM (vJrRc)

30 "New" paper airplanes?

Hardly... we were making those back in the 60's.

Seriously.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 07:35 PM (2Cry5)

31 The people in Japan are weird that's for sure, but it's a sophisticated kind of weird, not like the insane lunatic commie rat bastard weirdos we have over here.
Posted by: fd

I agree. More wild eccentricities than mental illness. Plus when they're hawt they're hawt.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 07:37 PM (l26NL)

32 Full-size Gundam in Fukoka Prefecture, Japan
More shots here.
Apparently there used to be several of these.
Now there is only The Last Guardian.

If I were a better weeb, I'd be able to identify which series that was from and its name, but I only watched, like, one Gundam series, and a couple episodes of another.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:35 PM (vJrRc)

Same. I just remember one where the robot ejected one arm for some tactical purpose and flew off which would add up to some real money. Another was one dude concealed his 80 foot robot under a tarp on a huge wide truck in Siberia. I doubt there are a lot of roads that wide anywhere, much less Siberia.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:38 PM (uhVAy)

33 I want to sneeze fire now. Where do I get this device?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Also useful for personal hygiene. Keep the pressure low and it burns out your nose hairs.

Posted by: mikeski smells burnt hair at September 09, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)

34 More wild eccentricities than mental illness. Plus when they're hawt they're hawt."

You're welcome...

/ the Manhattan project

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:39 PM (XuXeR)

35
*sits at Café table*

Are the oysters fresh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 07:39 PM (eRlcH)

36 Are the oysters fresh?"

Si.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:40 PM (XuXeR)

37 You're welcome...

/ the Manhattan project
Posted by: man

But that's the problem. We tried nuclear weapons on them and it didn't seem to have much effect.

Kidding!!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 07:40 PM (l26NL)

38 Are the oysters fresh?"

Si.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:40 PM (XuXeR)

Fresh from the Rocky Mountains.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:40 PM (dK+Kv)

39 We all know Ace likes to deflate your balloon on Fridays.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at September 09, 2026 07:31 PM

It's not his balloon that drenches the Café in malodorous and putrid smells for weeks afterwards, and causes us massive overtime in uncomfortable Hazmat suits, Seňor.

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at September 09, 2026 07:41 PM (UYFD4)

40 Oh so tired...
MSNow - Guess who's in Dallas for Trump-apalooza!
Epstein Survivors in the House!

Screw it. Bedtime and a lot to do tomorrow.
Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:41 PM (Sco7b)

41 Woke up the other night to the cat meowing and batting something live around in the bedroom. I turned on the light, which woke him up- he can't hear her when asleep, so he went to investigate.
She'd brought in a mouse, which escaped into the rest of the house.
We found out today, when the appliance guy showed up, that the dishwasher is not working because it chewed a hole in the hose. It also chewed bits out of the sponge mat in my sewing room.
Good news is its corpse was in the trap in the utility room when we got home from Waco yesterday.

Posted by: sal at September 09, 2026 07:42 PM (f+FmA)

42 Those are not oysters.

Posted by: Guy at the next table at September 09, 2026 07:42 PM (MWfyi)

43 Has the impact to the Strategic Hot Nanny Reserve (SHNR) been calculated?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

44 Fukoka!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 07:45 PM (AKptf)

45 Same. I just remember one where the robot ejected one arm for some tactical purpose and flew off which would add up to some real money. Another was one dude concealed his 80 foot robot under a tarp on a huge wide truck in Siberia. I doubt there are a lot of roads that wide anywhere, much less Siberia.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yeah... thinking about the logistics and economics really takes the fun out of giant robot shows XD

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:45 PM (vJrRc)

46 The BOC Godzilla tune has a great bass riff in it, but you can restart the tune anywhere along the track and it sounds almost seamless. Still a great retro tune!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 07:45 PM (3Ope8)

47 When I left Silicon Valley 30 years ago I promised Larry Ellison would destroy the world but no one listened to me. Much like today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

48 "The BOC Godzilla tune has a great bass riff in it,"

It trudges!

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:46 PM (MWfyi)

49 That is an RX-93ff Gundam. It was piloted by Amuro Ray in the movie Char's Counterattack.

They used to have a full-size RX-78-2 Gundam that had limited movement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)

50 Snapping turtle. Jumping cow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

51 "RX-78-2"

Are they made by Mazda??

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (MWfyi)

52 The cows and turtle is hilarious!
Posted by: Bosk

As God is my witness, I had no idea cows could fly.

Posted by: mikeski carlson at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (VHUov)

53 Fukoka!

gesundheit

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (XuXeR)

54 The first morning in our new house on the farm, my mother had an audience on the front porch watching her shower.
-----
Being an Iowanian I really should know a lot about cattle. But I don't. They do a lot of grazing on National Forest land.

One minute, no cows. Next minute, many cows. They do respond to "Git!" and "Yah!!!" pretty well. But they don't have much, or any, long term memory maybe.

Out of 80,000 possible acres of grass, the grass just under your trailer or camper or pickup, why, that's JUST the perfect, tender stuff. They can be quiet when they want to be. And I thought they laid down at night and went to sleep. Not necessarily. They look kinda spooky in flashlight. Green eyes, spaced really far apart.

I have some of their cousins in my freezer right now, so I try to cut them some slack.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (YZWNs)

55 Snapping turtle. Jumping cow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
=====
Crouching tiger. Hidden dragon

Posted by: Ang Lee at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (RIvkX)

56 Living a low tech life in a high tech world.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (E0Et6)

57 "RX-78-2"

Are they made by Mazda??
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (MWfyi)

Must have finally gotten the Wankel working right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

58 I wo Der if it still leaks oil?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

59 ***drone-tethered fire hose
----

A power cord on the back of the hose would eliminate the battery and need for timely re-charge. It could stay up as long as needed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (51ygH)

60 Are they made by Mazda??"

Piston engine goes "boing, boing, boing," while the Mazda goes "hmmmmmmmm".

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (XuXeR)

61 Wo Der
Wooooder
Wooooo Der

She was a thief
You gotta beleef
She stole my heart
And my cat!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

62 The Federation with their GMs and RXs plus Balls makes a lot of sense. While the Archduchy of Zeon seems to have followed the German example of having a specialized mobile suit for every mission.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

63 Living a low tech life in a high tech world.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (E0Et6)
___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (X7z/W)

64 "RX-78-2"

Are they made by Mazda??
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:48 PM (MWfyi)

Must have finally gotten the Wankel working right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

What the giant Gundams do in the privacy of their own docking bay is their own business.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (dK+Kv)

65 Princeton boys and tortoises tip cows on weekends.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (RIvkX)

66 t's not his balloon"

It's knot?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:52 PM (XuXeR)

67 SMH. and ain't we lovin it !

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:52 PM (E0Et6)

68 And I thought they laid down at night and went to sleep. Not necessarily.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM

You don't want to be on the far side when they get tipped.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

69 Mobile suits in the Gundam universe are powered by fusion reactors and Minovsky reactors.

A penetrating hit in the torso and a mobile suit goes *Ka-Boom* with radioactive cesium.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

70 Living a low tech life in a high tech world.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:49 PM (E0Et6)
====

When I was new the general counsel came and told me I should no longer begin my emails "Hi Larry!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

71 The chocolate crepes filled with pistachio whipped cream are on the sidebar. Help yourself.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:55 PM (E0Et6)

72 SMH. and ain't we lovin it !
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:52 PM (E0Et6)
___

lol, yep!

Though I do love StarLink.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 07:55 PM (X7z/W)

73 When I was new the general counsel came and told me I should no longer begin my emails "Hi Larry!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM

He was jealous because he wasn't on a first-name basis?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

74 I have some of their cousins in my freezer right now, "

So, should we bring beer or bourbon?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:56 PM (XuXeR)

75 A penetrating hit in the torso and a mobile suit goes *Ka-Boom* with radioactive cesium.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

Regular Cesium is bad enough - reacts explosively with water and water vapor, stealing the Oxygen and igniting the released Hydrogen.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)

76 Though I do love StarLink."

The new mini is...wow.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:57 PM (XuXeR)

77 Regular Cesium is bad enough - reacts explosively with water and water vapor, stealing the Oxygen and igniting the released Hydrogen.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)

So it's that- plus radioactive. Boy cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

78 What a relief!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 07:57 PM (wxsGM)

79
A mini-helicopter you can carry in your trunk or maybe even on your back.

Posted by: Semi-Literate at September 09, 2026 07:58 PM (zqeQL)

80 SMH, I wouldn't turn down an exoskeleton.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:58 PM (E0Et6)

81 Cesium? I hardly knew 'em!

Posted by: Gropius at September 09, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)

82 SMH, I wouldn't turn down an exoskeleton.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 07:58 PM (E0Et6)
___

Heh, I'd love an M1A2 SEP.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 07:59 PM (X7z/W)

83 Haven't black people suffered enough without having that shitty "anthem"?

Posted by: Wally at September 09, 2026 08:00 PM (lTxZ/)

84 A mini-helicopter you can carry in your trunk or maybe even on your back.
Posted by: Semi-Literate at September 09, 2026 07:58 PM (zqeQL)
---
What about inside a hat? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at September 09, 2026 08:01 PM (FZ29D)

85 " I wouldn't turn down an exoskeleton.
Posted by: Ben Had"

When you say "I'm going to run to the store", you would actually mean it!

Posted by: Gropius at September 09, 2026 08:01 PM (MWfyi)

86
The rotors on the mini-helicopter would have no
trouble cutting someone's head off. And if there is a major failure in flight, even twenty feet is a long way to the ground.

Posted by: Semi-LiterateThug at September 09, 2026 08:01 PM (zqeQL)

87 The people in Japan are weird that's for sure, but it's a sophisticated kind of weird, not like the insane lunatic commie rat bastard weirdos we have over here.
Posted by: fd

The Japs are big on not losing face. To lose face is the worst thing ever. Americans, on the other hand, relish losing face in public. Just look at the inbreds at Wally World on any given day or your typical scumbag that has voted democrat. No Jap would put up with any of that crap.

Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater at September 09, 2026 08:01 PM (cCXR+)

88
What about inside a hat? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Inspector Gadget at September 09, 2026 08:01 PM (FZ29D)

_________

Helicopter beanie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 08:02 PM (eRlcH)

89 He was jealous because he wasn't on a first-name basis?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
=====

Hey it's California man everyone is on a first name basis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:03 PM (RIvkX)

90 Even in Godjira Minus One the giant lizard never swallowed a human. Not even with the Japanese on Odo Island fired on him. It was all chomp and toss.

Why? One of the rules Toho laid down. The radioactive lizard can incinerate you or stomp on you, but he can't eat you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

91
Just look at the inbreds at Wally World on any given day or your typical scumbag that has voted democrat. No Jap would put up with any of that crap.
Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater at September 09, 2026 08:01 PM (cCXR+)

___________

Having an ethnically homogeneous population and a uniform social code helps.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)

92 Haven't black people suffered enough without having that shitty "anthem"?
Posted by: Wally at September 09, 2026 08:00 PM (lTxZ/)
=====

My argument in favor of gay marriage was "why should just straight people have to suffer?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)

93 Haven't black people suffered enough without having that shitty "anthem"?
Posted by: Wally at September 09, 2026 08:00 PM (lTxZ/)
=====
___

Amazing how little one suffers when one does not listen to said crap.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 08:06 PM (X7z/W)

94 So, should we bring beer or bourbon?
----
Yes, absolutely! By all means.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:06 PM (YZWNs)

95 Willowed...
You're here. Good.
Dog alright?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)

Yup. She's back to normal.
Curled up at my feet at the moment...exactly in my way.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 08:06 PM (2WIwB)

96 When I was new the general counsel came and told me I should no longer begin my emails "Hi Larry!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM

Everyone knows it's "Hello, Larry".

Posted by: Zombie McLean Stevenson at September 09, 2026 08:07 PM (cCXR+)

97 Why? One of the rules Toho laid down. The radioactive lizard can incinerate you or stomp on you, but he can't eat you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

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Do we taste bad?

Are we actually toxic to a radioactive mutant lizard?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 08:08 PM (FZ29D)

98 Those sneezers are part dragon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 08:08 PM (NnhvP)

99 When I was new the general counsel came and told me I should no longer begin my emails "Hi Larry!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

Why? Was his name Curly ??

HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:09 PM (AKptf)

100 The new mini is...wow.
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I want to get the Starlink, due to remote areas oftentimes don't have access. But I'm getting less adept at dealing with new technologies. It isn't that I can't, it's just everything is a damn pain in the ass now. I'm just a simple guy trying to do simple things.

I read their webpages on it, and my eyes glaze over.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:09 PM (YZWNs)

101 @WesternLensman
Western Lensman

@WesternLensman
7h
The nature of Gavin Newsom's political chameleon act is interesting to study.

His public persona mutates depending on the desired audience, the current political trends and/or his strategic media goals of the moment.
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He is so sociopathological I'm not sure he does this consciously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

102 Do we taste bad?

Are we actually toxic to a radioactive mutant lizard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 08:08 PM (FZ29D)

Vegetarians...

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:10 PM (AKptf)

103 The Starlink mini is very easy to setup. Even a cave man can do it.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)

104 When I was new the general counsel came and told me I should no longer begin my emails "Hi Larry!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:53 PM

Everyone knows it's "Hello, Larry".
Posted by: Zombie McLean Stevenson at September 09, 2026 08:07 PM

What am I, chipped creamed beef on toast?

Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at September 09, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

105 Yup. She's back to normal.
Curled up at my feet at the moment...exactly in my way.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 08:06 PM (2WIwB)

Perfect.
Good to know.
Thanks!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 08:12 PM (Sco7b)

106 fd, what about having too many trees?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 08:13 PM (E0Et6)

107 The nature of Gavin Newsom's political chameleon act is interesting to study.

His public persona mutates depending on the desired audience, the current political trends and/or his strategic media goals of the moment.

Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Hillary! 2028! 2032! at September 09, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

108 You do have to get the damn app for Starlink, but I have a phone with no SIM card I and side loaded apps I use for stuff like that.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:13 PM (MWfyi)

109 Better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 08:13 PM (Ia/+0)

110
She's back to normal.
Curled up at my feet at the moment...exactly in my way.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 08:06 PM (2WIwB)

_______

Great news. Nothing more distressing than a sick dog. Unless it's spilled bourbon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 08:14 PM (eRlcH)

111 The Starlink mini is very easy to setup. Even a cave man can do it.
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How much juice does it draw? Nobody publishes stuff like that any longer. Amperes, not "newton watts" or whatever the hell they do now. Fuckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:14 PM (YZWNs)

112 Old paper airplane technology: Learned to fold this flying tube back in the 70's.
At a Vikings game in the late 90's, second deck, fifth row, directly behind the goal posts.
It flew between the goal posts and landed on the 22 yard line.
And yes, the crowd cheered.
Small brag.

Posted by: Fritzy at September 09, 2026 08:14 PM (2GIh1)

113 Why? One of the rules Toho laid down. The radioactive lizard can incinerate you or stomp on you, but he can't eat you.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Like the Roadrunner not being able to detour off the road.

Posted by: mikeski e coyote at September 09, 2026 08:16 PM (VHUov)

114 I asked the internet. 2 to 8 amps, depending. That's quite a spread, but I think I understand. That's not insignificant for boondockers. Not bad, but it adds up.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:17 PM (YZWNs)

115 "fd, what about having too many trees?
Posted by: Ben Had "

You do need an open view of the sky in a particular direction, but the app helps you position the antenna and it evens maps obstructions. We have lots of trees where I am using one and so far it's been great and very reliable.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi)

116 The chocolate crepes filled with pistachio whipped cream are on the sidebar. Help yourself.
Posted by: Ben Had

And I thought you'd never offer...
Thank you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 08:18 PM (NnhvP)

117 The Starlink mini is very easy to setup. Even a cave man can do it.
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How much juice does it draw? Nobody publishes stuff like that any longer. Amperes, not "newton watts" or whatever the hell they do now. Fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:14 PM (YZWNs)

Amps is watts divided by volts. Not sure about the newtons.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 08:19 PM (uhVAy)

118 So, if the numbers provided are correct, at 2 amps in 24 hours a standard 100 ampere hour deep cycle would be drawn to approximately 50 per cent. It would be more than that, of course, in use. Not a show stopper, but it's waaaaay more than I thought. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:20 PM (YZWNs)

119 "How much juice does it draw? Nobody publishes stuff like that any longer. Amperes, not "newton watts" or whatever the hell they do now. Fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater "

I observed 180 watts max. It can be set to go to sleep and wake up and it drops to about 40 I think.

That's 180 watts on a 120v transformer, about 1.5 amps.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

120 >>Amps is watts divided by volts. Not sure about the newtons.

Posted by: Oldcat
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Old time Fig Newtons were good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 08:22 PM (51ygH)

121 Amps is watts divided by volts. Not sure about the newtons
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Yes, everyone knows all that. But amperes are the currency of the battery world.

Until the hipster goons started up with their "solar generator" (batteries) and decided a different way to measure DC power was necessary.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:23 PM (YZWNs)

122 AZdeplorable, soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 08:23 PM (E0Et6)

123 That's 180 watts on a 120v transformer, about 1.5 amps
----

It's 2 to 8 amps at 12 volts DC, at least according to the internet. This looms large when using actual DC battery power.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:25 PM (YZWNs)

124
Made my hotel reservation for the TXMoMe. I almost can't believe I'm going to be there at last.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 08:25 PM (eRlcH)

125 I can track usage on my solar system at the farm. Starlink about 180 watts, all the lights on the trailer, LED 12v maybe 100 watts, water pump 150 watts, the fridge on gas maybe 40 watts, on electric, 400 watts. Roof AC -1400 watts! That'll run your battery down pretty quick.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:25 PM (MWfyi)

126 AZdeplorable, soon.
Posted by: Ben Had

Counting down!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 08:26 PM (NnhvP)

127 Amps is watts divided by volts. Not sure about the newtons.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 08:19 PM (uhVAy)
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That sounds suspiciously like algebra...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 08:26 PM (FZ29D)

128 Made my hotel reservation for the TXMoMe. I almost can't believe I'm going to be there at last.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sweet!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 08:27 PM (NnhvP)

129 Bessant gets a rock star welcome.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 08:27 PM (l26NL)

130 97 Why? One of the rules Toho laid down. The radioactive lizard can incinerate you or stomp on you, but he can't eat you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

-----
Do we taste bad?

Are we actually toxic to a radioactive mutant lizard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
======
The Mutant Lizard is Islam and eating humans is Haram.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)

131 "It's 2 to 8 amps at 12 volts DC, at least according to the internet. This looms large when using actual DC battery power.
Posted by: Common Tater"

I'm getting all my power from an inverter and not directly from the 48v batteries.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:29 PM (MWfyi)

132 Hadrian. I need to know your preferred root beer. I have promised you a root beer float.

Some get greeted with a Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 08:32 PM (E0Et6)

133 I guess I could just read what it says on the power supply.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

134 Bessant gets a rock star welcome.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 08:27 PM (l26NL)

is convention one somewhere where average person can watch it ? streaming ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:32 PM (AKptf)

135 HA!

https://gopconvention.com/live/

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:34 PM (AKptf)

136 Made my hotel reservation for the TXMoMe. I almost can't believe I'm going to be there at last.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I think it would be awesome to sit and visit with you, Hadrian. I especially enjoy when you enter the onts!
I hope you have a terrific time.

Posted by: old chick at September 09, 2026 08:36 PM (F3Dlr)

137 The IRGC had a big day. 40 ballistic missiles fired at Jordan.

37 intercepted
3 landed in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 08:38 PM (E0Et6)

138 Damn it!!!

Posted by: Guy who lives in the middle of nowhere at September 09, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

139 What about South Dakota?

Posted by: Case at September 09, 2026 08:40 PM (noln+)

140 Okay, reading the 3rd party installers, they recommend a boosted feed rather than a direct 12 volt feed in the field. Long cable runs, voltage drop, can run into instability or startup reboots. Sort of makes sense.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:41 PM (YZWNs)

141 fd, I am so sorry to hear about Bruno.
Really sorry.
They leave such a big hole in our lives when they go.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 09, 2026 08:41 PM (FGA9/)

142 Boosted, regulated power supply for Starlink Mini, only $200, throw it on the pile of the other stuff I gotta buy.

Don't the latest iPhones hook up to Starlink satellites already?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:42 PM (YZWNs)

143 What about South Dakota?
Posted by: Case

Just south of the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2026 08:43 PM (VHUov)

144 "They leave such a big hole in our lives when they go.
Posted by: TecumsehTea"

Thank you. It sure does. This is the first time in a long time there are no dogs around here.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:44 PM (MWfyi)

145 One of my cats is 17, and a longhair. She was getting sort of careless with her coat, so I have been brushing her out daily with a horsehair brush, and I have started supplementing her food with niacin and taurine, which seems to have done her some good.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 08:45 PM (rbvCR)

146 One of my cats is 17, and a longhair. She was getting sort of careless with her coat, so I have been brushing her out daily with a horsehair brush, and I have started supplementing her food with niacin and taurine, which seems to have done her some good.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 08:45 PM (rbvCR)

147 and decided a different way to measure DC power was necessary"

Gibberish to confuse.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 08:50 PM (XuXeR)

148 Well, right. 100ah battery has been standard, like forever. It's easy to convert in the head on power draw.

The Starlink mini does draw quite a bit right at startup, that's why it can have problems with a direct battery feed. Voltage sag. It needs steady juice of sufficient current to complete the boot up.

The more I learn about it, I just want to pay somebody to install the whole damned thing. I'm too old to screw around with all the minutae any longer. LOL. That's why the installers get paid the big bucks.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:55 PM (YZWNs)

149 Don't the latest iPhones hook up to Starlink satellites already?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:42 P

CBC just had a story on them. $3000 Canadian dollars. Damn. No.

CNN covered Cuerta. They're all victims. Including the invaders.

My laugh of the night. MSNow. Musk is putting in $100 million in 4 races and the guy was upset because he was focusing on trannies and the culture wars!! Bwahaha.

Finally, the conservatives are winning on this.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 08:56 PM (Sco7b)

150 You just have to do the conversion. In the solar/battery/inverter world when they say watts they mean watt hours.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 08:57 PM (MWfyi)

151 'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus

https://tinyurl.com/3skw9rek

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 08:58 PM (X7z/W)

152 And here's our 1st look at one of the 2 beta males on the Clancy jury. Tell me he looks like you would have imagined:

https://x.com/proamericapol/status/2097841254403084753?s=20

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 08:59 PM (kX27y)

153 Chris Collingsworth is an ass. That is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 08:59 PM (Ntshk)

154 Bruno and Scout are having a good chin wag,

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 09:00 PM (E0Et6)

155 You just have to do the conversion
----

This is my point, we didn't used to have to "do the conversion" because amperes are the coin of the realm.

They fucked around with the nomenclature to make it more difficult to see what you're really buying, that's all.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:02 PM (YZWNs)

156 Cows.

Here at Rancho Brewingfrog, steaks are consumed on a fairly regular basis. Weather permitting, as in 'not dried out to a hideously flammable degree' like it is now, I will fire up the old Weber and cook these slabs of delicious moo-cow flesh. During this process, my small herd of cows will gather at the fence facing the back patio where the cooking is taking place, glaring at me.

I always reassure them, "Relax! It's no one you know!"

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 09, 2026 09:04 PM (FCL84)

157 154 Bruno and Scout are having a good chin wag,
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 09:00 PM (E0Et6)

And Sam, Mukluk, Wurfie, Sophie, Rosie, Rayray....

That's one heck of a doggie park.

They are just waiting for us, eventually, to show up with the treats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:05 PM (Ntshk)

158 Chris Collingsworth is an ass. That is all.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I have no idea what he just said to drive you to that conclusion, but yes. He's awful.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 09:05 PM (l26NL)

159 This is my point, we didn't used to have to "do the conversion" because amperes are the coin of the realm.

They fucked around with the nomenclature to make it more difficult to see what you're really buying, that's all.
Posted by: Common Tater

What, decibels per hectare isn't good enough for you?

Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)

160 "This is my point, we didn't used to have to "do the conversion" because amperes are the coin of the realm."

They are but the voltage matters. The relationship between potential and current gives us a number we can use for comparison purposes.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:08 PM (MWfyi)

161 158 Chris Collingsworth is an ass. That is all.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I have no idea what he just said to drive you to that conclusion, but yes. He's awful.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 09:05 PM (l26NL)

Nothing new, but I won't listen to him. I have the radio on for the Seahawks game. TV announcers are usually not very good at calling the game anyway, but Chris is in a league all his own in stupidity. He tongue-bathes whomever is winning and excoriates those who struggle. He really blows, with the wind and otherwise.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:08 PM (Ntshk)

162 LOL, I prefer hogshead to the furlong, or Smoots, actually.

That's the nice thing about standards. There's so many to choose from!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:08 PM (YZWNs)

163 "Bruno and Scout are having a good chin wag,
Posted by: Ben Had"

And Kasper and Max and Boris and Buck.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:09 PM (MWfyi)

164 162 LOL, I prefer hogshead to the furlong, or Smoots, actually.

That's the nice thing about standards. There's so many to choose from!
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:08 PM (YZWNs)

I prefer the Altuve as a unit of measure.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:11 PM (Ntshk)

165 Been looking at solar panels, something to keep batteries charged during an outage. Looking at ~220W on Amazo - CUSTOMERS SAY - meh, 100w some say 160. None of the customers, yet, say the panels produces their rating.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:11 PM (51ygH)

166 Good grief football is back and I need to redevelop my tolerance for horrible advertising.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 09:12 PM (EV0C1)

167 They are but the voltage matters. The relationship between potential and current gives us a number we can use for comparison purposes.
-----

No, for straight DC battery power, the ampere-hour, or milliamperes is all ya need to know. As the voltage drops, the current draw increases, this is true.

But it's still straight arithmetic, and easily grokked. They just don't want to be too clear on their battery capacity in the advertisements. It's obvious.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:12 PM (YZWNs)

168 163 "Bruno and Scout are having a good chin wag,
Posted by: Ben Had"

And Kasper and Max and Boris and Buck.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:09 PM (MWfyi)

And Louie and Beauregard, and Fitzy, and all the other puppies who have loved us over the years. That side of the rainbow bridge has to be just lit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:12 PM (Ntshk)

169 112 degrees. Yikes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 09:12 PM (wpRMV)

170 Trump takes the stage.

Posted by: Conventioneer at September 09, 2026 09:13 PM (Fn+3X)

171 tcn, I just sent you a " really" to your phone.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 09:13 PM (E0Et6)

172 Volts don't kill you, amps do.
_zzzt

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:13 PM (51ygH)

173 football is back

We already had football. We lost to Belgium.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 09:13 PM (88C+u)

174 None of the customers, yet, say the panels produces their rating.
-----

Car stereos back in the day. "250 watts peak rating!" Wow.

With a quarter amp fuse? Sure, Jan. That's where RMS is your friend.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:14 PM (YZWNs)

175 165 Been looking at solar panels, something to keep batteries charged during an outage. Looking at ~220W on Amazo - CUSTOMERS SAY - meh, 100w some say 160. None of the customers, yet, say the panels produces their rating.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:11 PM (51ygH)

My BIL who lives outside of Nikiski (basically, nowhere) uses both a windmill and solar panels to charge his batteries in case of an outage. We don't get much daylight in the winter, so wind makes a fair amount of sense then. He has always had plenty of power to run the house and appliances when the power takes a digger. He also has it all computerized and monitored remotely so when they are out of state he can make sure all is working correctly.

That seems like a lot of work to me, but it works for him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:14 PM (Ntshk)

176 As for the NFL, I vote they play a game in Antarctica just so they can show the players that the continent exists.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 09:14 PM (88C+u)

177 I'm getting all my power from an inverter and not directly from the 48v batteries.

Posted by: fd
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4, 12's?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:16 PM (51ygH)

178 Damn, that squirrel has a lead deficiency.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 09:17 PM (S41Gd)

179 Trump is speaking. I love these rallies!

Posted by: Iris at September 09, 2026 09:17 PM (286+n)

180 What the giant Gundams do in the privacy of their own docking bay is their own business.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:51 PM (dK+Kv)

As long as they don't do it in the ~~street~~ pasture and scare the ~~horses~~ cows!

In retrospect, that was a naive position to take regarding the homos. Cultural slippery slopes are real, and tolerance for private degeneracy was always going to lead to boundary-testing and public degeneracy. I'm glad that Republicans are finally cracking down, using existing laws against sex shows with minors present, and it's both telling and hilarious that some organizers fully canceled 'Pride' events out of quiet despair for attendees' self-control.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 09:17 PM (ke3zm)

181 That seems like a lot of work to me, but it works for him.

Posted by: tcn
---

I'm nothing on that scale. Looking to keep my laptop and phone charged and not needing perfect sun and all day to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:18 PM (51ygH)

182 "Been looking at solar panels, something to keep batteries charged during an outage. Looking at ~220W on Amazo - CUSTOMERS SAY - meh, 100w some say 160. None of the customers, yet, say the panels produces their rating.

Posted by: Braenyard"

No panels make their max rating except under perfect perfect conditions. The best I've seen out of four of my current 400w panels was about 1400w, and that didn't last long. Expect maybe 80-90% on good days.

Those panels were $250 each. They are big but do make free electricity, after you get done paying for the panels, that is.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:19 PM (MWfyi)

183 That seems like a lot of work to me, but it works for him
------
Go out in the desert where it's got great sunlight, try to find some shade, and then put the panels in the sun. So you can run the air conditioner? Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:19 PM (YZWNs)

184 Back to the panels. Being able to run Starlink would be super.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:19 PM (51ygH)

185 Chris Collingsworth has female genitalia. Like Lady Gaga, he was born that way. But he dilates by choice. Even twinks find him too prissy and effete to bear.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 09, 2026 09:20 PM (Lo8Mn)

186
Funny how the Japanese go from genocidal maniacs to weirdos who buy used panties from vending machines on the street, who rebuilt a small but world-class navy that their Constitution strictly prohibits them from using, who pixelate their pron and adopt a 30 story tall radioactive lizard as their national mascot. All within about 80 years.

All it took was the US dropping two homemade artificial suns on a couple of their cities.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 09:20 PM (Q8dRi)

187 Iris ! big hug, sweet Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 09:21 PM (E0Et6)

188 On one of the hiker forums, they seem to suggest that the portable panels lose their mojo relatively fast, or faster than they would like. I suppose like anything else, you get what you pay for. If you're lucky. They might be a little less robust materials or manufacturing techniques.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:21 PM (YZWNs)

189 Just got back from "MST3K: The Rifftrax Experiments - Sting of Death". Pearl has zapped Mike and the 'bots back to the Satellite o' Love for further experimentation and to generate AI content.

The jellyfish man was a dude in a diving suit with a clear trash bag over his head and pool noodle dreds. I haven't laughed so hard at such a lame monster since the gorilla-suit-and-diving-helmet thing in "Robot Monster".

The new intro:

https://tinyurl.com/3b9y7t68

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2026 09:21 PM (kpS4V)

190 You can easily get 300w from a 400w rated panel, and maybe 350 or so for a couple hours a day. The way they are pointed makes a big difference too.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:22 PM (MWfyi)

191 Great, how long before we have commercials in Mexican?

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 09:22 PM (EV0C1)

192 Blowing the margins is asshole.

Fiuck ypu

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 09:22 PM (gf1Yw)

193 Hello, friends! My poor child is struggling to eat- her braces were put on yesterday and she has only eaten soup since. Tonight she had egg drop soup, but did not eat much, so I brought her chocolate chip cookies. She weighs 98 pounds on a good, day, she has to eat something! She is breaking them all up and chewing slowly. But the best part was when she told J “these are real cookies! They don’t taste like cardboard and sadness!”

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

194 "The new intro:

https://tinyurl.com/3b9y7t68

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"

I can dig it!

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:25 PM (MWfyi)

195 Interesting story on insty. One juror claims the others bullied everyone but that one guy into aquital after they decided she was not guilty on Day 1.

Good on him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

196 “these are real cookies! They don’t taste like cardboard and sadness!”
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

Lol.

Piper, take that kid and buy her a real milk shake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

197 Kale Smoothies, now that's the way to put on the pounds!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:28 PM (YZWNs)

198 Kale Smoothies, now that's the way to put on the pounds!
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:28 PM (YZWNs)

And then blow them out your ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 09:29 PM (zZu0s)

199 >>>I guess I could just read what it says on the power supply.

Posted by: fd

>Just hook your jumper cables up to the main feed and flip the breaker.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 09, 2026 09:30 PM (ZLLWT)

200 Dairy Queen. Horrible for you, always tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 09:30 PM (zZu0s)

201 196 “these are real cookies! They don’t taste like cardboard and sadness!”
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

Lol.

Piper, take that kid and buy her a real milk shake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I will let her know her Uncle Aetius has said she gets a milkshake tomorrow. She will be thrilled. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 Hi, Piper! Sorry the kiddo must endure the pain of braces.

(I've had them twice: 3 years' worth in jr. high, then again as an adult because didn't get the wisdom teeth removed before they messed up the previous work)

The first day or 2 after installment and subsequent adjustments were the worst! Just constant low-level pain. *Chewing* was a non-starter. Lots of soups and ibuprofen.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:31 PM (rdVOm)

203 Fukoka is also famous for their food cart culture, which is dying out apparently as they used to be passed down generation to generation, Japan outlawed that and many kids don't want to carry on the family business.

Sad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 09:32 PM (XV/Pl)

204 My teeth hurt just thinking about braces. Try them while trying to play trumpet in a marching band. Whadya get? Shredded lips.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:34 PM (MWfyi)

205 Piper.

Ice cold protein shakes. A calorie is a calorie at this point.

She will be fine. Give her milkshakes and mashed potatoes with butter and sour crream.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 09:34 PM (xhs9l)

206 Mmmm mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 09:35 PM (zZu0s)

207 ">Just hook your jumper cables up to the main feed and flip the breaker.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"

That's how I charge my cellphone!

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:35 PM (MWfyi)

208 Solar panel → portable power station → Starlink Mini

Expect the Mini to use roughly 25–50 watts, depending on conditions and activity. A 500-Wh power station might therefore run it for approximately 8–15 hours, allowing for conversion losses and other devices.
usmobile.com
In practice, size the circuit for at least 5 A, preferably with some margin. A 12 V, 10 A fused circuit is a reasonable practical choice.

Two important details:

The vehicle battery voltage may range from about 12.0 to 14.4 V, so the current will vary.
Use the correct Starlink Mini DC cable or a properly regulated cable. Don’t connect bare 12 V directly unless the cable/input specification explicitly supports the vehicle’s voltage range.

At 50 W, the consumption is about 4.2 amp-hours per hour at 12 V. A 100-Ah battery theoretically provides about 24 hours, but usable runtime is lower because of battery type, reserve capacity, temperature, and other loads.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:36 PM (51ygH)

209 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Was it great? Robot Rollcall!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 09:37 PM (l26NL)

210 Fruit juice bars? Those were good during strep throut, anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:38 PM (Ntshk)

211
The first day or 2 after installment and subsequent adjustments were the worst! Just constant low-level pain. *Chewing* was a non-starter. Lots of soups and ibuprofen.
Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:

We got her wisdom teeth taken out as part of our prep so that won’t happen and will get permanent retainers at the end. This has been a small fortune, I want the investment to stay! I never had braces so appreciate the perspective.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

212 My teeth hurt just thinking about braces. Try them while trying to play trumpet in a marching band. Whadya get? Shredded lips.
Posted by: fd

YOWCH! Ain't enough beeswax to protect from that...

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:40 PM (rdVOm)

213
Ice cold protein shakes. A calorie is a calorie at this point.

She will be fine. Give her milkshakes and mashed potatoes with butter and sour crream.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026

Good idea. I have sweet potatoes in the pantry. That may be breakfast. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

214 206 Mmmm mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 09:35 PM (zZu0s)

I think DH would live on nothing but mashed potatoes and gravy, given the opportunity.

I also think DH would eat the back end of a skunk so long as it had gravy poured over it. So, you know, gravy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:40 PM (Ntshk)

215 I don't know how they do it nowadays but they used to have this thing they would crank down on your tooth and it would cut into your gums as the dentist maniacally ratcheted it tighter and tighter before he moved on to the next one again and again until you just want to confess and go home.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:41 PM (MWfyi)

216 My son had a couple of fused baby teeth, followed by adult teeth every darned which way. He had braces for nearly three years to sort that mess out. Luckily he kept track of his retainers long enough to make it last. That was not a sure thing, but he did it.

My mom didn't think I was worth the cost of braces, so I have had cracked and miserable teeth most of my life.

It is worth it if you love your kids, and it will change their adult life.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:43 PM (Ntshk)

217 193 Hello, friends! My poor child is struggling to eat- her braces were put on yesterday and she has only eaten soup since. Tonight she had egg drop soup, but did not eat much, so I brought her chocolate chip cookies. She weighs 98 pounds on a good, day, she has to eat something! She is breaking them all up and chewing slowly. But the best part was when she told J “these are real cookies! They don’t taste like cardboard and sadness!”
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

I remember that particular pain ...

Had the bands put on and was wired up the same day. About 3 hours later, eating a jujyfruit candy, the pain kicked in.

OMG ... the next 24 hours were something I never want to experience ever again .

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 09, 2026 09:44 PM (oCio0)

218 It is worth it if you love your kids, and it will change their adult life.

---------

Like cutting off their junk.

Posted by: Elliot Page at September 09, 2026 09:45 PM (wpRMV)

219 190 You can easily get 300w from a 400w rated panel, and maybe 350 or so for a couple hours a day. The way they are pointed makes a big difference too.

Posted by: fd
----

Indicating that the one's from Amazon are crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:45 PM (51ygH)

220 We got her wisdom teeth taken out as part of our prep so that won’t happen and will get permanent retainers at the end. This has been a small fortune, I want the investment to stay! I never had braces so appreciate the perspective.
Posted by: Piper

Good planning!
Does kiddo have brackets on front or "invisible" back of teeth? Mine were front, secured to the shaping wire with flexi-bands. (first go-round, was all wired. ouch)

Sometimes the brackets irritate cheeks or lips-- little packages of beeswax can be had, to smoosh over the offending hardware.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:45 PM (rdVOm)

221 218 It is worth it if you love your kids, and it will change their adult life.

---------

Like cutting off their junk.
Posted by: Elliot Page at September 09, 2026 09:45 PM (wpRMV)

No, actually, nothing like that. But you go, girl.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 09:46 PM (Ntshk)

222 ""Expect the Mini to use roughly 25–50 watts, depending on conditions and activity. A 500-Wh power station might therefore run it for approximately 8–15 hours, allowing for conversion losses and other devices.
usmobile.com"

That can't be right. Mine will deplete a 3600w power station about 40% overnight if not in standby. It pulls up to 180w running.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:47 PM (MWfyi)

223 Just cap them. And to heck with cavities.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:47 PM (51ygH)

224 Dined at our favorite pancake restaurant (free slice of pie on Wednesdays) today.

Ordered bacon, crisp, please. And it was. Not burnt, but nice and crispy, evenly, from one end to the other, on all four slices.

I thought that worth mentioning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - non-belligerently at September 09, 2026 09:47 PM (o3pUP)

225 I remember that particular pain ...

Had the bands put on and was wired up the same day. About 3 hours later, eating a jujyfruit candy, the pain kicked in.

OMG ... the next 24 hours were something I never want to experience ever again .
Posted by: browndog says woof
------

Yeah, it feels something like being whacked in the face with a 2 by 4...

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:49 PM (rdVOm)

226 "Indicating that the one's from Amazon are crap.

Posted by: Braenyard "

There are 1000s on Amazon and some are fine. The good thing about Amazon is you can get them and see what they produce and if they are not up to snuff you can send them back, no questions asked. Just don't expect 100% of the rated capacity, except under the very best of conditions, from any panel.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:51 PM (MWfyi)

227 Piper--

Also, I highly recommend a Water-Pik! (If you don't already have one)

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:51 PM (rdVOm)

228
Sometimes the brackets irritate cheeks or lips-- little packages of beeswax can be had, to smoosh over the offending hardware.
Posted

We did ceramic because the work she needs is too much for Invisalign, which is what she wanted. The ceramic brackets aren’t as noticeable as the metal ones, though you can still see the wires. She got a backpack full of goodies from the orthodontist with wax, a ton of toothbrushes, flossers, who knows what else is in there.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

229 4 major shooting events in the Twin Cities over the weekend, including on the major interstate, the Mall of America, and the University campus. All were Somali shooters.
How much more are the effeminate Scandis going to tolerate before they do something?

Posted by: Wally at September 09, 2026 09:51 PM (avzFa)

230 227 Piper--

Also, I highly recommend a Water-Pik! (If you don't already have one)
Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 09:51 PM (rdVOm

Oh great idea! See? This place rocks.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

231 "little packages of beeswax can be had, to smoosh over the offending hardware."

I had to do that all the time. I'm sure it probably contributed to my lack of dates in HS.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:53 PM (MWfyi)

232 Minnesotans just need to get used to their new Somalian neighbors.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:55 PM (60d+e)

233 See that skinny guy in the band uniform over there with the wax on his braces? He's so hot!

Posted by: Said no girl ever at September 09, 2026 09:55 PM (MWfyi)

234 Just saw that Fetterman spoke (via video) at the RNC Midterms rally! He might as well just switch parties now, as he's going to be a dead democrat walking in his party now.

Posted by: Delurker at September 09, 2026 09:56 PM (2Drhq)

235 I had to do that all the time. I'm sure it probably contributed to my lack of dates in HS.

---------

That and your membership in the audiovisual club.

Posted by: Anthony Michael Hall at September 09, 2026 09:56 PM (wpRMV)

236 Fun Cafe, ace. Thanks!

The 🐄 meets 🐢 a riot!

The Lump taught the kids to sing the Blue Oyster Cult song when they were small and about to face a lecture or discipline from me. "...she picks up the bus and throws it back down... Momzilla! It did save them on occasion. 😉

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 09, 2026 09:56 PM (NFX2v)

237 "That and your membership in the audiovisual club.
Posted by: Anthony Michael Hall "

That was an exclusive organization!

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 09:56 PM (MWfyi)

238 Politico is hosting an AI Summit with Democrats Reid Hoffman, Gina Raimondo (That's our girl. She'll be here later tonight; usually), former Obama staffer Sarah Heck, and Greg Cesar Chair of the Progressive Caucus.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 09:57 PM (51ygH)

239 Iirc, the spacers were more painful than the braces.

And I had braces BEFORE my wisdom teeth were extracted.

She will be fine. Please don’t adore the drama queen. It doesn’t help.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 09:58 PM (v4srF)

240 "Dumb Weak Democrats"

Love it.

Weak is for the DNC. Dumb is for the DSA.

Fucking love it. Still love Trump.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 10:00 PM (vE0+H)

241 Ordered bacon, crisp, please. And it was. Not burnt, but nice and crispy, evenly, from one end to the other, on all four slices.

I thought that worth mentioning.
Posted by: mindful webworker - non-belligerently at September 09, 2026 09:47 PM (o3pUP)

Mmmm bacon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:00 PM (Ntshk)

242 FYI - the "new paper airplane technology" is what we used to do with tin cans when we were kids.

Posted by: NeighSayer at September 09, 2026 10:04 PM (bufu1)

243 THAT was not a catch. WTF? I guess NE is the anointed or some damn thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 10:04 PM (Ntshk)

244 The 2 countries in the world with the lowest rate of orthodonture--Japan and Iceland--also have the lowest rate of caesareans and for the same reason: they are monolithic populations. The teeth match the jaws, and the sculls match the vaginas. The rest of us are mutts and body parts don't match.

Posted by: Wenda at September 09, 2026 10:21 PM (uSgX5)

Quick Hits

Homework stinks... but (((some people))) don't want us talking about that. Why is that?

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
51m
JUST IN: 38 shot, 8 kiIIed during Labor day weekend in Brandon Johnson�s Chicago>
I saw a headline a couple of weeks ago that Brandon Johnson blamed Chicago's out-of-control murder problem on (say it with me) DRUMPF!!!
Georgetown U. "students" are upset that an orientation program will now emphasize learning and success rather than racial and sexual identity.
College attendees, what would you say you do here?

No more presentations on 'what it means to be a woman on campus [and] person of color in a predominantly white institution'
A Georgetown University student paper investigation has revealed the school's Center for Multicultural Equity & Access "sunsetted an identity-driven pre-orientation program" over a year ago "amid" Trump administration "attacks" on DEI measures.
According to The Hoya, the center's Young Leaders in Education, Advocacy & Dialogue program, aka YLEAD, was changed last August to Total Hoya Readiness: Intro to Vocation and Experience, or THRIVE, which no longer has programming related to identity and diversity.
YLEAD used to "foster dialogue" about "ability, ethnicity, gender, nationality, race, religion, age, sexual orientation, and social class," according to the Hoya's review of the center's archived webpages.
Solene DeGaynor, a former YLEAD participant who later became a THRIVE coordinator, said she was "disappointed" the university moved away from the original program.
"We did a lot of presentations on what it means to be a woman on campus, what it means to be a person of color in a predominantly white institution," DeGaynor said. "That was really helpful in terms of understanding how identity intersects and plays a role in how you operate on a college campus."
DeGaynor added that the new THRIVE is more about "academic success" and "access[ing] to all of the resources" at Georgetown.
Former YLEAD peer leader Dani Scott said YLEAD was "an important support system for incoming students of color and international students," and that it helped students with "all these different identities" navigate a "predominantly white institution."
"It was very much focusing on making people feel safe before they even got there and making sure that they knew that there was community there," she said.
Scott added "I wish that Georgetown has stayed a little bit stronger and truer to the mission that they said that they were creating [...] I feel like potentially there was a robbing of a certain community that Georgetown could have cultivated."

I'm starting to get very black-pilled.
Why are so many anti-white racists married to white guys? Adam Carolla misses a big one here: Francesca Hong, who would only admit a "proximity to whiteness," but this whiteness was so proximal to her vagina that it resulted in a half-white son.
Shoe On Head calls this syndrome "revolutionary in the streets, colonized in the sheets."
Mexican narcoterrorists have been probing the southern border with drones for a long time. The US had been using electronics-jamming equipment to drive them back across the border.

Now we're using lasers to just destroy them.

Military officials told CBS News in an article published Monday that less than two weeks after it first used a high-energy laser weapon system to down suspicious drones, there has been a roughly 75% decrease in the number of drones probing the southern border in the Rio Grande Valley.
Reports of the new laser system emerged in February after the military used a laser to shoot a Customs and Border Protection drone in Texas, prompting the Federal Aviation Administration to close down more airspace near El Paso.
Military officials said they have since had better communication with the FAA and the system officially debuted last month when the military took down three drones on Aug. 25 and 26.
The military previously used jamming tools to send drones back to their place of origin, but can now eliminate a drone if it feels like a threat from a Mexican cartel.
"When you just send it back and then it comes back up or is defeated temporarily, but the game changer is ensuring that that tool can't be used again against you," Army Col. Robert Felicio, commander of the 130th Maneuver Enhancement Brigade, told CBS News.
Since the beginning of the year, the military has stopped 300 drones officials believe are linked to Mexican cartels, including eleven the laser took down over a span of ten days. It was not clear how many drones the U.S. sees each day.

One of the New England Patriots' male cheerleaders. This time of year, I always think about getting back into the NFL, then I remember why I dropped it like a lame and gay habit.

Diversity for thee� but NOT for me pic.twitter.com/yk9OwjusCJ
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 7, 2026

The fact that people are comfortable publicly trashing their spouse for content now is insane.

Imagine finding out your partner's complaints about you through the internet.
pic.twitter.com/UAosUt1WMg
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) September 8, 2026

🚨 LMAO! Socialists are now raging at the use of weight-loss drugs because it's "FASCISM" and "genociding fat people"

"GLP-1s just mark a new phase in body fascism." 🤡

"The political deployment of GLP-1s is fascistic...because conditions under which they become necessary are� pic.twitter.com/ZbTvdshHQV
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 9, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: A Nigerian chieftain billed Medicaid more than $36 million, then snapped up luxury properties in California and built a magnificent palace in Abatete, Nigeria�including a golden statue of himself.

The experts told us it has all the red flags for fraud. pic.twitter.com/P7qyuH3tbs
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@christopherrufo) September 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM

Comments
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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:21 PM (I43vL)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 09, 2026 06:22 PM (hG5L0)

3 Corgis summoned

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 06:23 PM (ke3zm)

4 I can't imagine being so shallow and petty that you find it OK to throw your husband under the bus very publicly for him allegedly not liking your new haircut.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (I43vL)

5 Francesca Hong, who would only admit a "proximity to whiteness," but this whiteness was so proximal to her vagina that it resulted in a half-white son.
----
lol, don't ever change, Mr. Ace. Don't ever change.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (dXSiv)

6 Thanks, Ace.

The top photo is lol. Same doofus expression.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (hzuYO)

7
*flat, blaring nerd voice*

Hi, guys! How's it going?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (eRlcH)

8 There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out.
Not sure who's the victim.

-
She couldn't help it. Her hormones were out of whack.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (ndZc7)

9 PRO TIP: A golden statue of an African potentate paid for with American taxpayer funds often suggests the possibility of fraud.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 06:26 PM (guGkK)

10 >>>Left Agitates for Killing People in the Streets

The left:

>>>38 shot, 8 kiIIed during Labor day weekend in Brandon Johnson's Chicago

Posted by: Pro-Aborts at September 09, 2026 06:26 PM (dK+Kv)

11 4 I can't imagine being so shallow and petty that you find it OK to throw your husband under the bus very publicly for him allegedly not liking your new haircut.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (I43vL)

I'm thinking it's more than the haircut he doesn't like...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 06:26 PM (+gK6I)

12
The experts told us it has all the red flags for fraud.

*astonished gasps from audience*

You don't say!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (eRlcH)

13 Axios: John Fetterman to praise Donald Trump in bombshell Republican convention video

Senator John Fetterman (D) is preparing to make a bombshell appearance Wednesday night at the GOP convention, in a video praising President Trump and Republican Senator Dave McCormick for helping America's steel industry.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (/OKHJ)

14 The Dems were all masked up for a lot of their convention. That seriously needs to be high-lighted but then about, what 30% are too far gone?

The Pats have male cheerleaders.
Damn, he must be getting all the pussy!

Oh, I looked it up before, I think 4 US Presidents were male cheerleaders.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

15 $36 Million in Fraud.

I just ain't doin' it right. Lord, where did I go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (dXSiv)

16 Drone warfare is undergoing rapid transitions from the pressures of war recently in Ukraine, around Israel, and in Iran. So we are going to see a defense like lasers and a return to other kinetic springing up to defeat drone advances. Then the drones will in some way try to counteract the new defenses.

Realtime development and fielding on newer and newer weapons coupled with defense advances on tracking and destroying them.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (E4rtv)

17 >>>I'm starting to get very black-pilled.

Welcome to the party, pal. Fair warning. People don't like to hear black pills here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)

18 The husband either knows she doing this video shit or doesn't even know.

She just makes up a story about shit other women will be outraged about.

Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (IuIym)

19 It's always the eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)

20 15 $36 Million in Fraud.

I just ain't doin' it right. Lord, where did I go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater

The fraud is centering on where the money is--the vast sums spent by states and fedgov on healthcare with little, if any, oversight.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)

21 A Shrek Fetterman video at RNC. The commies will go batshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (kmiHN)

22 There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out.
Not sure who's the victim.

Superhero Girlboss with a golden hatchet!

*although will will make her a black lesbian played by Elliot Page*

Posted by: Marvel Studios at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (guGkK)

23 It's pretty telling that the relatives of the 9/11 victims told Mamdani not to show up for the ceremonies. He's no only showing up, he turned the whole thing into being a victim of racism.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (dIske)

It's 9/11 all over again.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (vE0+H)

24 >>>The US had been using electronics-jamming equipment to drive them back across the border.

>>>Now we're using lasers to just destroy them.

Can't wait until we begin using these on jihadis and NPCs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (dK+Kv)

25
I just ain't doin' it right. Lord, where did I go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (dXSiv)

You think too small. There's all kinds of public tax money just blowing around in the air. Hold up a big net and grab some. Nobody's really accounting for it anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

26 So what's the drone countermeasure to getting shot down by lasers? Cloaking devices?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)

27 How many kilos can a Mexican drone carry?

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)

28 People don't like to hear black pills here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)

That sounds exactly like something a black piller would say.

No, I don't have a point.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)

29 I just ain't doin' it right. Lord, where did I go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (dXSiv)

Yeah. And I worry about writing off my cellphone bill as a business expense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 06:31 PM (guGkK)

30
YLEAD used to "foster dialogue" about "ability, ethnicity, gender, nationality, race, religion, age, sexual orientation, and social class," according to the Hoya's review of the center's archived webpages.

"foster dialogue" = "sit down, shut up and nod your head in agreement like a man"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 06:31 PM (IKb6r)

31 How many kilos can a Mexican drone carry?
Posted by: wth

A henweigh.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2026 06:31 PM (x3YLC)

32 Your package has been delivered.

Posted by: Amazon Mexico drone deliveries at September 09, 2026 06:32 PM (UjdFS)

33 17 >>>I'm starting to get very black-pilled.

Welcome to the party, pal. Fair warning. People don't like to hear black pills here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Eh, I am a guy that views glasses as half empty, half full. And that is based on a vast panoply of human historical behavior.

And by normal historical eras, we are living in a golden era of plenty compared to previous times.

And yet we are bumpuzzled that human nature has not changed much from when we stopped climbing trees and eating bananas.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:32 PM (E4rtv)

34 I tellz ya, yoo gotta have Vision.

Posted by: A Nigerian Chieftain with a Gold Statue of Himself at September 09, 2026 06:32 PM (guGkK)

35 I just ain't doin' it right. Lord, where did I go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (dXSiv)
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I'm sorry - I just thought everyone had a gold statue of themselves

Posted by: 496 at September 09, 2026 06:33 PM (PYhhg)

36 Afternoon.

Bangladeshi tank go boom.

https://tinyurl.com/3sf9px8a

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 06:34 PM (/3zos)

37 18 The husband either knows she doing this video shit or doesn't even know.

She just makes up a story about shit other women will be outraged about.
Posted by: Harun

A fair chunk of these videos is simply bullshit reality tv transferred to social media. I ignore the flaming bullshit in a bag online as if you try to stomp on it, putting the fire out means you get shit all over your shoes, and pants.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:34 PM (E4rtv)

38 "The experts told us it has all the red flags of fraud"

Um...OK. Thanks, I guess for your expert analysis.

Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2026 06:34 PM (q177U)

39 Glad the Nigerian prince was found!

The woman griping about her husband's reaction to her haircut...don't like her. I don't understand people who film themselves doing this stuff. On the bright side I did not have to look for snot shooting out her nose ring.

First, she honestly thinks she's Jennifer Anniston by her stupid facial expressions and mannerisms. ick.I think he married her for her boob enhancements that are fake.

The one time I goofed, badly, a haircut was for The Jennifer when Friends came out. I accidently asked for a shag and that is what I got. Curly and wild.

My husband and both HS sons, all independently, simply asked, "Why did you do that?" I did weep a bit that night but it was my own fault. Grew it back.

Oh, and feminist weirdo? I wear my hair for myself AND the man I married who met me when it was waist length.

It is a couple of inches below my shoulders, easy, and I still get highlights every couple of months. I would guess he's happier than living with a harridan! I will ask later (altho I've been no grumpy today).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:35 PM (hzuYO)

40 6:30. American shut-ins and people who still miss that nice Walter Cronkite guy are seeing stories of...

-Air Force One slides
-IRANIAN FORCES ATTACK!
-Amazon plane
-Rep. Convention
-Hawaii
-Clancy -
-folding iPhone
-man trying to kill wife in restaurant - trying to save his kids?

But up first
NBC - Air Force One - everyone## going to die
CBS - Hurricane Damage Pacific Coastline
ABC - Convention - ABC lies - war deeply unpopular - among their viewers and staff I guess - never details on that

CBC - Trump - waahh.
'Canada is in a position of strength!'
Always leave the laughing retard.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

41 "I saw a headline a couple of weeks ago that Brandon Johnson blamed Chicago's out-of-control murder problem on (say it with me) DRUMPF!!!"

Damn-straight! DRUMPF hasn't sent me enough money to fix the gang problem and the budget hole the city is in every year, because of the barely-adequate pensions of my most loyal voters and organizers! Teachers!

If DRUMPF sent me the money to fix those problems, every year, my aldermen and I could establish enough daycares, teen after-school community and sports centers, senior care centers, city-owned grocery stores, and hospices to make Chicago the best damned city in the whole world!

Posted by: Hizzoner da Mare of Chi-town, B. Johnson at September 09, 2026 06:35 PM (5rh/l)

42 I am not black pilling.

>>@AndrewSolender

quite the "holy shit" scoop here from @axiosalex
and @hollyotterbein: Fetterman will appear in a video at the GOP convention in Dallas praising Trump and GOP Sen. Dave McCormick

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:35 PM (viF8m)

43 Yeah. And I worry about writing off my cellphone bill as a business expense.
Posted by: Cicero

Bessent has been reprogramming IRS focus on assholes rather than trivia. Probably one of the best Sec. of Treasury since Chase and Hamilton. He may end up surpassing both of them.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:35 PM (E4rtv)

44 The Pats have male cheerleaders.
Damn, he must be getting all the pussy!

Oh, I looked it up before, I think 4 US Presidents were male cheerleaders.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

It's a leader among men, Sean. A leader among men.

Posted by: Longbrach Pennywhistle at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)

45 I can't imagine being so shallow and petty that you find it OK to throw your husband under the bus very publicly for him allegedly not liking your new haircut.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (I43vL)

I'm thinking it's more than the haircut he doesn't like...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 06:26 PM (+gK6I)

For sure. Now he's suddenly aware of her Jack Lambert shoulders..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (nbLIj)

46 How many kilos can a Mexican drone carry?
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)

You'd think the cartels would use drones to pursue an Amazon like direct to consumer approach by cutting out the middle men and just sell directly to junkies. At least along the border.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (/3zos)

47 Ugh, I watched that stupid woman complaining about her husband.

First, your life is so dull that you think you’re a rebel for . . . getting a haircut that hubby is “meh” on? Wow, you GO GRRRRL!! Way to strike back at the patriarchy!!!!!

Yawn

Second, for most people, there is a limited number of people who truly care about you. She is attempting to gain approval from strangers by publicly alienating the one person who loved her enough to pledge a lifetime commitment. FIX YOUR PRIORITIES, LADY!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (h3F86)

48
If you oppose Nigerian chieftains bilking Medicaid for millions, it means you hate children and want them to starve.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (eRlcH)

49 I saw Red Flags of Fraud open for Men Without Hats at the Inglewood Forum in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 06:37 PM (guGkK)

50 Oh, I looked it up before, I think 4 US Presidents were male cheerleaders.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

That was probably when you tossed young ladies in the air.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)

51
How many kilos can a Mexican drone carry?
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)

C4 is measured in pounds, like civilized people, not that faggy metric shit.

I wonder if we can piggyback that C4 along with a detonator and video camera on one of those Mexidrones for when it returns to the operator. Better yet, with a little bluetooth speaker that belts out the Deguello just before detonating. Failing that, how about "La Cucaracha".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 06:37 PM (IKb6r)

52 "foster dialogue" = "sit down, shut up and nod your head in agreement like a man"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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New fake and gay religious sermons where the white male is the devil and all the perverts, minorities, and Islamists are saints.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:38 PM (E4rtv)

53 Let predicate that there is a low chance that ANY video purposely made by anyone, is actually true/accurate.

Even if the haircut gal one IS true as she knows it, the guy still has SOME culpability. I mean, he married a petty idiot-bitch.

Posted by: irright at September 09, 2026 06:38 PM (ZDlJW)

54 One hopes her husband finds her little rants entertaining and cute, like, she’s just letting off some steam before she makes him a sandwich.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 06:38 PM (h3F86)

55 Imagine finding out your partner's complaints about you through the internet.

Shay hut, if sumy'all's wives find out you're "Repealing the Nineteenth" three times a day here, you done seen your last "Moe Mee."

Every tweedy Mitty has yuge clanking brass ones, on line an anonymous. Hang up the dish towel before you leave for the Proud Boys drum circle.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 09, 2026 06:38 PM (zdLoL)

56 If you oppose Nigerian chieftains bilking Medicaid for millions, it means you hate children and want them to starve.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (eRlcH)

Remember the days when a thin Sally Struthers was asking for donations to poor African chil'uns?

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 06:39 PM (/3zos)

57
You almost can't blame the Nigerian chief. I skimmed the article, and it was money lying on the ground. No controls, no enforcement. Just pick it up and go.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 06:39 PM (XJ22o)

58 I can't imagine being so shallow and petty that you find it OK to throw your husband under the bus very publicly for him allegedly not liking your new haircut.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (I43vL)

I'm thinking it's more than the haircut he doesn't like...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 06:26 PM (+gK6I)

For sure. Now he's suddenly aware of her Jack Lambert shoulders..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM

After watching that video again I suspect she is not married and just making $hit up in a desperate cry for attention. Regardless she needs professional help.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:39 PM (I43vL)

59 Now I'm picturing Calvin Coolidge shakin' them pom-poms

Posted by: 496 at September 09, 2026 06:39 PM (PYhhg)

60 If you oppose Nigerian chieftains bilking Medicaid for millions, it means you hate children and want them to starve.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (eRlcH)

I remember when Nigerians wanted to give *us* money.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

61 53 Let predicate that there is a low chance that ANY video purposely made by anyone, is actually true/accurate.

Even if the haircut gal one IS true as she knows it, the guy still has SOME culpability. I mean, he married a petty idiot-bitch.
Posted by: irright
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Heck, she may not even be married at all. Tiktok is the king of fake and gay reality tv transferred to short internet videos. And many of these performance artists grew up watching that shit on TV since the Writer's Strike in the 90's.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)

62 I thought genocide always kinda sorta involved.. you know killing...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 06:40 PM (NnhvP)

63 The Pats have male cheerleaders.
________

They should have used the SNL Pat. Then no one would know whether they're for the trend or against it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 06:40 PM (XvL8K)

64 "The experts told us it has all the red flags of fraud"

-
Just the facts, ma'am.

Posted by: Sergeant Friday at September 09, 2026 06:40 PM (ndZc7)

65 Wait, so the government with no warrant to destroy property, can destroy drones.

But if a drone flies 3 inches above my House, or in my backyard, I can't do shit.

Just don't seem right.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 06:41 PM (mP0Kj)

66 A fair chunk of these videos is simply bullshit reality tv transferred to social media. I ignore the flaming bullshit in a bag online as if you try to stomp on it, putting the fire out means you get shit all over your shoes, and pants.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:34 PM (E4rtv)

People try to earn social media clout by many measures. Boobs. Musical talent. Artistic talent. Boobs. Feet. And boobs.

Her talent is bitching about petty crap, while trying to garner an NFL linebacker draft spot. Congrats, I guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 06:41 PM (dK+Kv)

67 62 I thought genocide always kinda sorta involved.. you know killing...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Lewis Carroll was prescient

"When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all."

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:42 PM (E4rtv)

68
Even if the haircut gal one IS true as she knows it, the guy still has SOME culpability. I mean, he married a petty idiot-bitch.
Posted by: irright

==============

I, for one, tend to harp on this.
Men: Women are irrational.
Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 06:42 PM (XJ22o)

69 Wait, so the government with no warrant to destroy property, can destroy drones.

But if a drone flies 3 inches above my House, or in my backyard, I can't do shit.

Just don't seem right.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 06:41 PM (mP0Kj)

Get a cat with a hunt drive. Can't blame a cat for knocking one out of the sky.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:43 PM (uhVAy)

70 People try to earn social media clout by many measures. Boobs. Musical talent. Artistic talent. Boobs. Feet. And boobs.

Her talent is bitching about petty crap, while trying to garner an NFL linebacker draft spot. Congrats, I guess.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Mebbe she is Michael Sams in drag.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:43 PM (E4rtv)

71 16 Drone warfare is undergoing rapid transitions from the pressures of war recently in Ukraine, around Israel, and in Iran. So we are going to see a defense like lasers and a return to other kinetic springing up to defeat drone advances. Then the drones will in some way try to counteract the new defenses.

Realtime development and fielding on newer and newer weapons coupled with defense advances on tracking and destroying them.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (E4rtv)

Light anti-aircraft guns are making a small comeback. I saw a promo video today from Beretta for a towed point defense anti-drone system mounting 8 auto-loading shotguns. Didn't see anything about how it's pointed at a target.

Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)

72 One more observation of haircut whiney woman:

She has botox to her forehead. While she can move her eyebrows a bit it's smooth.

A whiney woman like her should have 11's or the furrowed forehead of Tucker. She's totally into herself. Probably French kisses the mirror and leaves slime for her husband to clean up. I don't like her.

Look, Ace! I sort of stayed OT!!! For once as my brain is a ping pong today!

Tomorrow will be better!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:44 PM (hzuYO)

73 My wife lets me say whatever I want about women.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:45 PM (vE0+H)

74
After watching that video again I suspect she is not married and just making $hit up in a desperate cry for attention. Regardless she needs professional help.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:39 PM (I43vL)

It was probably her sociopath therapist who suggested airing her dirty laundry as part of her healing journey to handle her "trauma".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 06:45 PM (IKb6r)

75 Light anti-aircraft guns are making a small comeback. I saw a promo video today from Beretta for a towed point defense anti-drone system mounting 8 auto-loading shotguns. Didn't see anything about how it's pointed at a target.
Posted by: Gref
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Presumably fits into some sort of detection AI scheme to run it autonomously. I don't think people are fast enough to be in the loop anymore which makes me a twee bit nervous.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:46 PM (E4rtv)

76 I, for one, tend to harp on this.
Men: Women are irrational.
Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 06:42 PM (XJ22o)

She's not wrong

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:46 PM (vE0+H)

77 -
Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 06:42 PM-

That truth hurts a bit.

Posted by: irright at September 09, 2026 06:47 PM (ZDlJW)

78 DeGaynor added that the new THRIVE is more about "academic success" and "access[ing] to all of the resources" at Georgetown.

Imagine college orientation being about where to find the the financial aid center, and who to talk to if you're having problems with your roommate!

Student support personnel aren't there to support students!

/sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 06:47 PM (vJrRc)

79 Wow - someone needs to tell that bad haircut chick to turn down those Charlie Mansons... Creepy.

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2026 06:47 PM (j10i6)

80 Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 06:42 PM-

It's your fault, really. Don't be so stingy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 06:47 PM (dK+Kv)

81 Light anti-aircraft guns are making a small comeback. I saw a promo video today from Beretta for a towed point defense anti-drone system mounting 8 auto-loading shotguns. Didn't see anything about how it's pointed at a target.
Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)

The fun will start when anti-drone drones take off.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

82 >>> I, for one, tend to harp on this.
Men: Women are irrational.
Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 06:42 PM (XJ22o)

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Well, it's not like the irrational part is going to nail us down.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 09, 2026 06:48 PM (QFchU)

83 Ha ha.
Mexican drones have loudspeakers on top belting out mariachi music at ear splitting level. Fuzzy dice hanging from the wheels and a dashboard Mary.

Posted by: Amazon Mexico drone deliveries at September 09, 2026 06:48 PM (UjdFS)

84 It was probably her sociopath therapist who suggested airing her dirty laundry as part of her healing journey to handle her "trauma".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Plenty of these type of rage videos that are as fake and gay as they come. Given the professional lighting, the careful placement of the cameras, hair and makeup, etc. Staged. Just like the stupid one last week about some mom throwing ice at the bathtub. Sad and crappy clown show with the joke on the audience that thinks this shit is real. It is on par with the Iranians sinking the Abraham Lincoln and Gerald Ford carriers over and over again.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

85 Socialists are now raging at the use of weight-loss drugs because it's "FASCISM" and "genociding fat people"

I would say that someone should tell that planetoid that no one is required to take the GLP-1s if they don't want to, but Socialists have real difficulty comprehending any options other than "mandatory" and "forbidden".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (vJrRc)

86 "A Nigerian chieftain billed Medicaid more than $36 million, then snapped up luxury properties in California and built a magnificent palace in Abatete, Nigeria including a golden statue of himself."

*puts on "SUCKER" hat*

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (MWfyi)

87 Ha ha.
Mexican drones have loudspeakers on top belting out mariachi music at ear splitting level. Fuzzy dice hanging from the wheels and a dashboard Mary.

Posted by: Amazon Mexico drone deliveries at September 09, 2026 06:48 PM (UjdFS)

And no insurance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

88 73 My wife lets me say whatever I want about women.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:45 PM (vE0+H)

My husband lets me be a strong, independent woman.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz)

89 23 It's pretty telling that the relatives of the 9/11 victims told Mamdani not to show up for the ceremonies. He's no only showing up, he turned the whole thing into being a victim of racism.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (dIske)

It's 9/11 all over again.
Posted by: ...

Of course he is going to be there. He was always going to go. He's the mayor. He'll mourn the 'brave' 19 freedom fighters who died for Allah. He'll vomit out his seething, hateful, smug, speech. Insult the dead and be very glib about it. The usual suspects will cheer him on. Those who lost family and friends on 9/11 will be angry and Mayor Hamas will pat himself on the back. Utterly horrid timeline we're in.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (sAmhv)

90 C4 is measured in pounds, like civilized people, not that faggy metric shit.
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There's Silly Putty. Then, there is serious putty. I think that's C4. Old timers told me you could tear off a tiny chunk about the size of a pea or so, and light it with a match, to boil water for coffee or heat up a C-rat.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (dXSiv)

91 Light anti-aircraft guns are making a small comeback. I saw a promo video today from Beretta for a towed point defense anti-drone system mounting 8 auto-loading shotguns. Didn't see anything about how it's pointed at a target.

Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:43 PM

When we were deploying for the tanker wars in the gulf in 87 some of our frigates stopped in the philippines to see if they could get fitted out with WWII surplus 40mm dual mount AA guns. I don't recall if they were able to fit them or not as my carrier had left the PI before they made the final decision.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM (I43vL)

92 That gal trashing her husband/boyfriend - - her face looks like it's gonna slide off her skull. The "make me look like Jennifer Aniston" filter can't keep up with her 8nternet speed.

Posted by: Frank at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM (hyQrc)

93 Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

If I didn't know any better I would think you are telling me there are lies on the internet.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

94 The fun will start when anti-drone drones take off.
Posted by: Oldcat
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After that fun,

Then the anti drones and aggressor drones decide to turn on the humans that are causing them to kill each other. While playing Why Can't We be Friends by Sly Stone.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM (E4rtv)

95 You guys elected that asshole now live with him.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi)

96 Im just catching up on the AoS news. I didn't follow the Clancy trial and don't know the evidence of whether she had a psychotic break, but I admire the hell out of the lone male juror. He obviously endured days and days of Karen-based torture.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2026 06:51 PM (lCppi)

97 Going to see Adam Corolla at a comedy club next month

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

98 Then the anti drones and aggressor drones decide to turn on the humans that are causing them to kill each other. While playing Why Can't We be Friends by Sly Stone.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM

What I find hilarious is the media keeps call them "suicide" drones. Like they have a choice in matter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:52 PM (I43vL)

99 If any of you find a tic tok or sub reddit devoted to men fleeing pro-Clancy gf's or wives, please point me to it.

I discovered with joy that reddit, a week or so ago, gave up on registration and I can now read weird stuff.

The best was right after Trump's election in 2024 and the local sub/reddit mothers of trans going wacko and leaving the country. I loved that and checked it daily. They took their kids out of school, like those who voted for Trump were behind the grassy knoll for kidnapping. I loved that one. Still love the Hawwy and Markle snarkfest in my down time.

I've made the entire week, so far, downtime as my dude knows I recover from surgery faster than sinus issues. Basically if I did anything he'd figure, "Yep, it's her sinuses." So I stay home.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

100 Haircut is fine, sis, but dem some crazy eyes...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 06:53 PM (QaH55)

101 Yay! I bought 25 pounds of Roma tomatoes a few weeks ago for $8.88 Can and I just finished them. I think I threw out one.

I have 10 pounds of carrots and 20 pounds of beets left. On the plus side, I'm fine eating simply so should the Canadian economy collapse, meh...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b)

102 Imagine college orientation being about where to find the the financial aid center, and who to talk to if you're having problems with your roommate!
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They tried to pair me up with a flaming homosexual. I got that shit fixed right away, within minutes. No drama, really. But I'd probably get arrested or expelled today.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:54 PM (dXSiv)

103 If I didn't know any better I would think you are telling me there are lies on the internet.
Posted by: ...

X keeps putting that shit in my timeline because some the peeps I follow comment on them. I end up loading the originals just so I can mute the original creator. Hurts their algorithm.

I quit following those accounts that do nothing other than scan Tik Tok and do their own commentary on it. Gets boring fast.

Don't follow Libs of Tik Tok either because seeing the fake and gay attempts to be likable in this age keep getting flop sweat desperation. We are debating child murder this week, next week it will be ritual sacrifice to Gaia or some such crap.

All because useless twats of people cannot stand to live in obscurity as they so richly deserve.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:54 PM (E4rtv)

104 What I find hilarious is the media keeps call them "suicide" drones. Like they have a choice in matter.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:52 PM (I43vL)

Well an earlier incarnation could drop a grenade in a foxhole or somewhere and not die in the process. I think the first suiciders were an Iran design.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)

105 Im just catching up on the AoS news. I didn't follow the Clancy trial and don't know the evidence of whether she had a psychotic break, but I admire the hell out of the lone male juror. He obviously endured days and days of Karen-based torture.
Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2026 06:51 PM (lCppi)

Can you imagine how much it took? All he had to do to get them to shut the fuck up was sell his soul. The temptation must have been maddening.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

106 Dear Respected Nigerian Chieftain-

It is of Most Distress to learn of your Issues regarding substantial Wealth held by you in USA.

As a a Highly Regarded Personn, I may Confidentially convey for you that my Uncle, in a High Position of Government Office, shall kindly assist resolution of your Issues.

Naturally, certain Modalities must be Rectified, for Requirement of which a small sum of Cash Money is of course most needful.

Remain Blessed

Posted by: Miklos Clinton Becerra III, Of Most Well Quality ActBlue Family connection at September 09, 2026 06:56 PM (4RYRd)

107 52 "foster dialogue" = "sit down, shut up and nod your head in agreement like a man"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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New fake and gay religious sermons where the white male is the devil and all the perverts, minorities, and Islamists are saints.
Posted by: whig

'Every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints!"

youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 06:56 PM (sAmhv)

108 If a drone is chasing you can you get away by running into a dense pine grove like I had to do to one time to get away from some yellow jackets?

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:56 PM (MWfyi)

109 >>Can you imagine how much it took? All he had to do to get them to shut the fuck up was sell his soul. The temptation must have been maddening.

Honestly, it would piss me off to no end. I would revel in the opportunity to tell these witches to kiss my ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

110 What I find hilarious is the media keeps call them "suicide" drones. Like they have a choice in matter.
Posted by: Mister Scott
=========
Until suddenly they do have a choice. Always thought Jack Williamson's sci fi short story , "With Folded Hands" was one of the creepiest dystopias ever created.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:56 PM (E4rtv)

111 96 Im just catching up on the AoS news. I didn't follow the Clancy trial and don't know the evidence of whether she had a psychotic break, but I admire the hell out of the lone male juror. He obviously endured days and days of Karen-based torture.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2026 06:5

I didn't follow either but yeah, he was amazing.

I wonder how often the phrase 'Calm down sugartits!' was used.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b)

112 'Every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints!"

youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k
Posted by: Puddleglum

Props for the Rolling Stones reference.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:57 PM (E4rtv)

113 Honestly, it would piss me off to no end. I would revel in the opportunity to tell these witches to kiss my ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

I'm pretty sure he did just that since they ended up telling on him.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:58 PM (vE0+H)

114 Staged. Just like the stupid one last week about some mom throwing ice at the bathtub. Sad and crappy clown show with the joke on the audience that thinks this shit is real. It is on par with the Iranians sinking the Abraham Lincoln and Gerald Ford carriers over and over again.
Posted by: whig

This.

Pro-tip for anyone who wants to not answer the question when someone ask "Do you like" in relation to what they've done to their appearance: Don't answer the question as it was asked. Give an actual evaluation based aesthetic principles. Hopefully shaded toward the complementary, if you can manage it.

If that doesn't satisfy, you can try escaping with "It's a big change. I'm sure it'll grow on me."

If that results in a hissy fit, you can always end with "If you don't want me to answer honestly, don't ask the question."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 06:58 PM (vJrRc)

115 "If I didn't know any better I would think you are telling me there are lies on the internet."

You can't believe anything on the Internet. You can't even believe that.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:58 PM (MWfyi)

116 Well an earlier incarnation could drop a grenade in a foxhole or somewhere and not die in the process. I think the first suiciders were an Iran design.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)
During the Iran-Iraq War the mullahs sent hundreds maybe thousands of boy mine detectors to 'paradise'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 06:58 PM (LHPAg)

117 . . . . but I admire the hell out of the lone male juror. He obviously endured days and days of Karen-based torture.
Posted by: LASue

I have five sisters and run the church kitchen with dozens of 'just trying to help' gals. Sarcasm and profanity, along with 'The Face' come naturally.

I think I'm up to the challenge.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2026 06:59 PM (x3YLC)

118 Sinuses? One sure fire way. Go to the sink and adjust the temp to warm tolerant and pressure to medium/medium high tolerant.
Get the spritzer and open wide, yeah. Focus the spay (don't breathe) toward the back roof then yodel or make gargling sounds.
Arpeggios if you prefer. The lower the pitch the better for the water go to up into the sinuses.

It also works to clear bridgework.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (51ygH)

119 So...weight loss is fascism. CW 2.0 will be short.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (dCRZ8)

120 Self-absorbed, they name is haircut girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (guGkK)

121 Loved Carolla's movie "The Hammer", his stuff on The Man Show, and his standup, but only about half his political takes. He's a left tilting conservative and I get it if hes wants to stay alive in CA.

Posted by: Frank at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (hyQrc)

122 Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:58 PM (MWfyi)

I'll admit I fell for the power washing story.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (vE0+H)

123 88 73 My wife lets me say whatever I want about women.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:45 PM (vE0+H)

My husband lets me be a strong, independent woman.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz)
************
My husband is sort of scared of me but at the same time thinks he won. I'm never boring he says and am not ugly with a lampshade on my head.

I don't actually know if he's scared of me so I should film myself asking and send it to him.

I checked all of casanova's boxes (or something).

https://tinyurl.com/ytyetm55

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM (hzuYO)

124 $36 Million
So...no American was stupid enough to send the Nigerian Prince any money, but the US Government did.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)

125 Give an actual evaluation based aesthetic principles.

Unless the question is about me

Posted by: leave Miklos out of this at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM (4RYRd)

126 Mike Rogers- nice commercial.

"I worked for years to bring osama bin laden to justice."

El-Sayed "America deserved 9-11 dude!'
Abdul might only get low 30's of the vote.
Again, sadly.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Sco7b)

127 Perhaps the trophy wife and she just treats him like a fool on video to amuse her like-minded friends. (We dress for ourselves and to impress other women!)

How many divorces can the fool afford? Hopefully, one more.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)

128 If you don't have a spritzer on your sink you can use the bidet.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't have a spritzer at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM (MWfyi)

129 It also works to clear bridgework.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (51ygH)

Kitchen Sink Face Douche was probably captain beefheart's best album.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 07:02 PM (Ot/FD)

130 "Do YOU like it?" is evergreen.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

131 So...weight loss is fascism. CW 2.0 will be short.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (dCRZ

Rosie's march to the Chipotle will be brutal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

132 98 Then the anti drones and aggressor drones decide to turn on the humans that are causing them to kill each other. While playing Why Can't We be Friends by Sly Stone.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM

What I find hilarious is the media keeps call them "suicide" drones. Like they have a choice in matter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 06:52 PM (I43vL)

The name suicide drone, and drone swarms and all the rest of the drone wars stuff has been kicked-around in the US military for at least 8-10 years. Earlier today I was skimming through old articles on The War Zone site and all this stuff was in articles going back to at least 2018. The US Navy is now hurriedly-resurrecting a tanker drone system that made it to take off and landing trials on-board a Nimitz-class carrier, at least four years ago. Then it was cancelled. The USAF and USN fighter mafias don't want the things. Hegseth is dragging all the services into drone warfare for real.

Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 07:03 PM (5rh/l)

133 The haircut broad isn't nearly pretty enough to be that bitchy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2026 07:03 PM (2UnvF)

134 "I'll admit I fell for the power washing story.
Posted by: ... "

Well that was real. My finger is still a little sore.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi)

135 If that results in a hissy fit, you can always end with "If you don't want me to answer honestly, don't ask the question."

Her: Do you like my new haircut?
Him: Can I tell you the truth?
Her: Of course. Well, do you like it?
Him: You promise you won't be mad?
Her: Of course not!
Him: Okay. This morning I ran over the cat with the car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 07:03 PM (guGkK)

136 118 Sinuses? One sure fire way. Go to the sink and adjust the temp to warm tolerant and pressure to medium/medium high tolerant.
Get the spritzer and open wide, yeah. Focus the spay (don't breathe) toward the back roof then yodel or make gargling sounds.
Arpeggios if you prefer. The lower the pitch the better for the water go to up into the sinuses.

It also works to clear bridgework.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 07:00 PM (51ygH)
********
I'd for sure make a mess of that! I use a nettipot and salt solution and am better. Grouchy but better. No one had better mess with me at the class reunion on Friday.

My nametag:
Hot Lips is recovering from a sinus issue
Beware!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)

137 Perhaps the trophy wife and she just treats him like a fool on video to amuse her like-minded friends. (We dress for ourselves and to impress other women!)

How many divorces can the fool afford? Hopefully, one more.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 09, 2026 07:01 PM

I don't care if she has a gold plated pu$$y never forget rule #1.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:04 PM (I43vL)

138 Burrito Gal > Haircut girl

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 07:04 PM (UjdFS)

139 Well that was real. My finger is still a little sore.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi)

Can't say as I'm surprised. Yeeow

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

140 Her: Do you like my new haircut?
Him: Can I tell you the truth?
Her: Of course. Well, do you like it?
Him: You promise you won't be mad?
Her: Of course not!
Him: Okay. This morning I ran over the cat with the car.
Posted by: Cicero

Lol. I like the version that ends "I bought a new gun"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (vJrRc)

141 I don't care if she has a gold plated pu$$y never forget rule #1.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:04 PM (I43vL)
*********

Which is? I want to know. I'm not a beetch on wheels normally and hope that counts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

142 There was some meme/EweToob vid where a woman gets frustrated by a series of problems...she couldn't handle that they all equaled 4. LOL

2+2 =4
2x2 =4
2^2 =4
...
Forgive the math...SOMEONE started the thread with a Tuqr meme about math...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (l3cgK)

143 Bangladeshi tank go boom.

https://tinyurl.com/3sf9px8a
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 06:34 PM (/3zos)
___

No telling what happened...

Defective breech, round, who knows.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 07:06 PM (X7z/W)

144 Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This was known as "Hard Up" 25 years ago and is now, I hear, called "Down Bad".

Posted by: some 24 year old nerd who got smiled at at September 09, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)

145 A HOA somewhere is missing that blonde.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)

146 Which is? I want to know. I'm not a beetch on wheels normally and hope that counts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

Wait you don't know Rule 1? For shame Christy it's like I don't know you. Has to do with where one places their proboscis.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

147 I don't care if she has a gold plated pu$$y never forget rule #1.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:04 PM (I43vL)
*********

Which is? I want to know. I'm not a beetch on wheels normally and hope that counts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM (dK+Kv)

148 145 A HOA somewhere is missing that blonde.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)

Ho Moaners.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM (Ot/FD)

149 Which is? I want to know. I'm not a beetch on wheels normally and hope that counts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

"Never stick your dick in the crazy"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM (vJrRc)

150 If I were of the Young and Acquiring Phase of Laddish Youth, I would check social media to find exactly which crazies to avoid.

Like Diogenes (not our Diogenes) with his lamp, it might be a fruitless search for girl with no social media engagement at all, much. But if found-

I would marry her

Posted by: Miklos assumes a nice set of headlights and a rich Daddy, of course at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM (4RYRd)

151 More videos of leftists behaving badly. More videos to skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD)

152 There was some meme/EweToob vid where a woman gets frustrated by a series of problems...she couldn't handle that they all equaled 4. LOL

2+2 =4
2x2 =4
2^2 =4
...
Forgive the math...SOMEONE started the thread with a Tuqr meme about math...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (l3cgK)

My favorite frustrated woman video short is the series where the woman is watching a guy put all the wooden shapes into the square hole no matter what shape they are.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

153 Shoe On Head calls this syndrome "revolutionary in the streets, colonized in the sheets."

Lol. Ms Shoe does have a way with words.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)

154 What does this have to do with mosquito bites?

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 07:08 PM (UjdFS)

155 Why Can't We be Friends by Sly Stone.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 06:50 PM
War.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (LHPAg)

156 If I were of the Young and Acquiring Phase of Laddish Youth, I would check social media to find exactly which crazies to avoid.

Like Diogenes (not our Diogenes) with his lamp, it might be a fruitless search for girl with no social media engagement at all, much. But if found-

I would marry her

Posted by: Miklos

Searching the internet to find a woman who has no social media engagement?

That's some kind of zen koan, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (vJrRc)

157 What does this have to do with mosquito bites?
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 07:08 PM (UjdFS)

Are we talking small breasts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

158
"I saw a headline a couple of weeks ago that Brandon Johnson blamed Chicago's out-of-control murder problem on (say it with me) DRUMPF!!!"

He usually blames Indiana.

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)

159 Can you imagine how much it took? All he had to do to get them to shut the fuck up was sell his soul. The temptation must have been maddening.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

*********
I wish he'd stood up and said, "First, you blow me." Like Mel Gibson.

[If this offends anyone I have a mild sinus problem that's making me loco]

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:10 PM (hzuYO)

160 I'm not a beetch on wheels normally and hope that counts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

If anyone ever refers to me as "bitch" my immediate response would be "how dare you assume my gender!!!!"

Posted by: Miklos has been taking notes at September 09, 2026 07:10 PM (4RYRd)

161 Posted by: Miklos

Searching the internet to find a woman who has no social media engagement?

That's some kind of zen koan, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (vJrRc)

Maybe Miklos means he would cross reference the internet vs women he meets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

162
Old timers told me you could tear off a tiny chunk about the size of a pea or so, and light it with a match, to boil water for coffee or heat up a C-rat.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 06:49 PM (dXSiv)

Yup. And you can use it for signaling. My last First Sergeant got his Silver Star in VN when he was in a Ranger recon platoon. They were being chased by the NVA and had lost their smoke grenades and VS-17 panels for setting up an LZ to get lifted out. By the time they found a clearing large enough for an LZ it was after dark so he broke open a Claymore and pulled out chunks of C4 to light up his inverted Y to mark the LZ.

I read all of this off of his Silver Star citation in his office while on CQ duty.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 07:10 PM (IKb6r)

163 I shan't believe a Nigerian would be involved in a scheme to commit fraud. I shannot.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (47/pr)

164 Searching the internet to find a woman who has no social media engagement?

That's some kind of zen koan, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (vJrRc)

Connect with all the women on social media, ask them if they have a better looking sister who isn't on social media to date. I'm sure they'd help out.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy)

165 158
"I saw a headline a couple of weeks ago that Brandon Johnson blamed Chicago's out-of-control murder problem on (say it with me) DRUMPF!!!"

He usually blames Indiana.
Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson

Well, he's a little sore at Indiana since they're about to have a second NFL team, courtesy of the future Gary Bears!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (sAmhv)

166 I wish he'd stood up and said, "First, you blow me." Like Mel Gibson.

[If this offends anyone I have a mild sinus problem that's making me loco]
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:10 PM (hzuYO)

I believe it was: "But first, you will blow me."

You're good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

167 I don't care if she has a gold plated pu$$y never forget rule #1.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:04 PM (I43vL)
*********

Which is? I want to know. I'm not a beetch on wheels normally and hope that counts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (I43vL)

168 "I saw a headline a couple of weeks ago that Brandon Johnson blamed Chicago's out-of-control murder problem on (say it with me) DRUMPF!!!"

He usually blames Indiana.
Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)

Soon it will be the Chicago ..err Hammond Bears he'll blame.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:12 PM (uhVAy)

169 If I were of the Young and Acquiring Phase of Laddish Youth, I would check social media to find exactly which crazies to avoid.

Like Diogenes (not our Diogenes) with his lamp, it might be a fruitless search for girl with no social media engagement at all, much. But if found-

I would marry her

Posted by: Miklos

***

*looks at Mrs.D*

Well...helll
.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 07:12 PM (2WIwB)

170 I'm seeing the Fetterman video on CSPN convention coverage. He endorsed the other PA senator, Dave McCormick. Wow.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

171 Fetterman introducing Dave Mcormick at the Republican convention. That is something you don't see everyday.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (viF8m)

172 144 Also men: BOOBS! I'll marry it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This was known as "Hard Up" 25 years ago and is now, I hear, called "Down Bad".

Posted by: some 24 year old nerd who got smiled at at September 09, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)

Reminds me of the joke about a man who was deciding between which two women he was going to marry. So he looked at their income, looks, personalities...and married the one with the biggest boobs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (l3cgK)

173 Never stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (I43vL)

More of a guideline, to be fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

174 Hold out juror was browbeaten by the Karen’s who then slandered him to the [HR] Judge in order to get him [fired] removed. He isn’t just *a* hero, he is *my* hero. Hope I can buy him a beer sometime

Posted by: Dude who was cancelled by feminazis at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (f+9pV)

175 Haircut lady actually made her husband sound like a patient and reasonable man. But she made herself sound like a nasty and petulant female.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 09, 2026 07:14 PM (OlzlW)

176 Hold out juror was browbeaten by the Karen’s who then slandered him to the [HR] Judge in order to get him [fired] removed. He isn’t just *a* hero, he is *my* hero. Hope I can buy him a beer sometime

Posted by: Dude who was cancelled by feminazis at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (f+9pV)

Can't wait until he is doxxed and every man in America sends him beer money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

177 Reminds me of the joke about a man who was deciding between which two women he was going to marry. So he looked at their income, looks, personalities...and married the one with the biggest boobs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (l3cgK)

Well if everything else was a tossup, why not?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:15 PM (uhVAy)

178 174 Hold out juror was browbeaten by the Karen’s who then slandered him to the [HR] Judge in order to get him [fired] removed. He isn’t just *a* hero, he is *my* hero. Hope I can buy him a beer sometime

Posted by: Dude who was cancelled by feminazis at September 09, 2026 07:13 PM (f+9pV)

Counts have human resources judges?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)

179
I would marry her

Posted by: Miklos assumes a nice set of headlights and a rich Daddy, of course at September 09, 2026 07:07 PM (4RYRd)
*********
This reminds me that I had several weird proposals in college. I pretended not to hear them as they were friends who'd been drinking, but halfway serious.

When my husband first proposed I laughed and told him he was crazy. He got it together after that and I fell for it 8mo later.

I did not have a Tay Tay romantic engagement by a long shot. Flowers and him on one knee. This should make me weep all the tears yet I shan't. Which is a real word and not one I made up yet I never shan't nor shart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:15 PM (hzuYO)

180 courts not counts...damn fingers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:16 PM (l3cgK)

181 Him: Okay. This morning I ran over the cat with the car.
Posted by: Cicero

Your Nomination has been received and recorded.

-The Noble Prize for Very Silly Things

Posted by: Amused Miklos, General Scretary at September 09, 2026 07:16 PM (4RYRd)

182

13 Axios: John Fetterman to praise Donald Trump in bombshell Republican convention video

Senator John Fetterman (D) is preparing to make a bombshell appearance Wednesday night at the GOP convention, in a video praising President Trump and Republican Senator Dave McCormick for helping America's steel industry.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 09, 2026 06:27 PM

------

*muscle twitches in forehead*

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at September 09, 2026 07:16 PM (jt/rW)

183 I did not have a Tay Tay romantic engagement by a long shot. Flowers and him on one knee. This should make me weep all the tears yet I shan't. Which is a real word and not one I made up yet I never shan't nor shart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:15 PM (hzuYO)

I *almost* never shart...but with diarrhea, it happens...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 07:17 PM (l3cgK)

184 Kill for Peace!

Posted by: Tuli Kupferberg at September 09, 2026 07:18 PM (Fn+3X)

185 " John Fetterman to praise Donald Trump in bombshell Republican convention video"

I hope he come out in a tux and cane and does a little song and dance.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:18 PM (MWfyi)

186 He usually blames Indiana.
Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at September 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)

I have actually witnessed, in real life, a Chicagoan blaming Indiana for Chicago's gun crimes. There was no explanation of why Indiana doesn't suffer from gun crime like Chicago does even though it would be more convenient for the criminals to commit their crimes closer to home.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 09, 2026 07:19 PM (OlzlW)

187 I hope he come out in a tux and cane and does a little song and dance.
Posted by: fd

Puttin' on the Ritz?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:19 PM (vJrRc)

188
My favorite frustrated woman video short is the series where the woman is watching a guy put all the wooden shapes into the square hole no matter what shape they are.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

My favorite frustrated woman video was with obama, the umbrella and the gate. Black Jesus was having an off day.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Sco7b)

189 Counts have human resources judges?
Posted by: jim

HR is hell on everybody

You wouldn't believe the compliance and non-discrimination paperwork these days

For 600 years, not a problem

Posted by: Count Dracula at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (4RYRd)

190 I hope he come out in a tux and cane and does a little song and dance.
Posted by: fd

Puttin' on the Ritz?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:19 PM (vJrRc)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (dK+Kv)

191 This time of year, I always think about getting back into the NFL

Not too many people here know you played for the Chicago Bears, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

192 >>I hope he come out in a tux and cane and does a little song and dance.

You're going to have to settle for a hoodie. Still, that has to send a shiver down the backs of Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 07:21 PM (viF8m)

193 "Experts warn AI could kill us all"

Considering the track record of the Experts, I'm not too concerned. Pretty soon I'll be living on the far side of the swamp anyway and AI can just bite my ass.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:21 PM (MWfyi)

194 Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 07:12 P

You're here. Good.
Dog alright?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)

195 Nood Gundam!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (vJrRc)

196 You wouldn't believe the compliance and non-discrimination paperwork these days

For 600 years, not a problem
Posted by: Count Dracula at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (4RYRd)

"You're feeding on too many Karelians this last quarter, Vlad. It's making the Ruthenians feel left out."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (Ot/FD)

197 found a picture of that lone juror
tinyurl.com/ye22bku7

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (88C+u)

198 I have actually witnessed, in real life, a Chicagoan blaming Indiana for Chicago's gun crimes. There was no explanation of why Indiana doesn't suffer from gun crime like Chicago does even though it would be more convenient for the criminals to commit their crimes closer to home.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace
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Thomas Sowell blames Chicago gun crime on the South.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 07:22 PM (51ygH)

199 I don't like her haircut either. It's a variation on the Karen cut. She sounds like a loser, too. Glad I'm not her husband.

Posted by: Danger!! at September 09, 2026 07:23 PM (Fn+3X)

200 Never stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:11 PM (I43vL)

More of a guideline, to be fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Now you tell me

Posted by: Miklos emerged intact at September 09, 2026 07:23 PM (4RYRd)

201 Adam Corolla up next. Starting with a land acknowledgement

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 09, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

202 I bet that lady's husband gets up in the morning, goes to take a leak, looks at his dick, and says "look what you did to me. I hate you so much."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 09, 2026 07:24 PM (BI5O2)

203 "America is going down!"

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: American Pimp at September 09, 2026 07:25 PM (qUkBO)

204 " John Fetterman to praise Donald Trump in bombshell Republican convention video"

I hope he come out in a tux and cane and does a little song and dance.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:18 PM

You asked for it:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ub8WhdHyfFg

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM (I43vL)

205 My favorite frustrated woman video was with obama, the umbrella and the gate. Black Jesus was having an off day.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Sco7b)

**********
I laughed hard at that video and Mooch ducking like she was shot. He could not figure it out! From NOLA and a wee puddle of rain. Wuss.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

206 "I think he married her for her boob enhancements that are fake.«

She's actually a pretty big girl in the part you don't see.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 09, 2026 07:58 PM (IarJD)

207 I knew it was the critical 1 percent or so of true innovators, inventors, another 5 percent or so of high-level leaders, entrepreneurs. 10 percent of diligent, competent managers, supervisors. And most of the rest doing their jobs. Most of the other 84 percent, minus 5 or 10 percent of layabouts, total shitbags, criminals.

I shall add layabouts and total shitbags to my everyday conversations.
It will cut back my use of the N word.

Nincompoops

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 09:59 PM (/+uur)

208 Black Jesus was having an off day.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Sco7b)

I saw Black Jesus open for The Jesus and Mary Chain at the Dallas Agora in 1989.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 10:06 PM (/+uur)

209 39 The one time I goofed, badly, a haircut ... My husband and both HS sons, all independently, simply asked, "Why did you do that?" I did weep a bit that night but it was my own fault. Grew it back.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:35 PM (hzuYO)

Haha! You're so nicely normal.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 02:13 AM (odBC9)

210 If I was that husband and she threatened to buzz cut her head if I said Short one more time, I would have made sure I inserted Short into every sentence for the rest of the day.

Posted by: USMCMGB at September 10, 2026 07:22 AM (H1YNz)

"America is Going Down!:" Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed Speaks At Islamic Extremist Conference Where Terror-Priests Threaten America

Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?
What is the game they are running on the goys?
Many people are too afraid to ask these important questions. Tuq'r is not.

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed's speech at a controversial Islamic convention in Detroit this weekend was sandwiched between a video montage featuring a firebrand imam declaring that "America is going down" and a speech from another cleric who said members of Congress who voted for an antisemitism bill were "guilty of treason."
The embarrassing spectacle on Saturday underscored the awkwardness of El-Sayed participating in a conference featuring a rogues' gallery of Islamic extremists including 9/11 truthers and a Holocaust-denier.
The Islamic Society of North America kicked off day two of its annual confab on Saturday with a montage of clips from various convention speakers, including imam Siraj Wahhaj, an unindicted co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.
"I am ashamed of what America has become," Wahhaj says in the undated clip. "Look at the newspaper every day, how America is going down."
The montage also showed a clip of El-Sayed lamenting his experiences in the wake of the 9/11 attacks as a "kid with a funny name and an olive complexion."

3,000 Americans dead, Muslims the Real Victims Here.

And it ended with a graphic that included an infamous photo of El-Sayed fist-bumping Hasan Piker, the left-wing influencer who declared that "America deserved 9/11."
El-Sayed delivered his scheduled remarks minutes later and gave a standard campaign stump speech that focused on cost-of-living issues, as well as his experiences as a Muslim in America.
"Muslim Americans, they want to tell us that we don't belong. They want to tell us that this country's not ours, that because of our names or how we pray that we are somehow less than," said El-Sayed.
No, it's not because of your "funny names." It's because you worship a "god" who tells you to kill the infidels -- us -- and you are constantly justifying such murders.
Some people did some things with some planes and some buildings.
Oh, and your piratical cousins steal billions from us when they're not just sponging off us with infinite welfare grifting.

He was followed by Zaid Shakir, a prominent New Jersey cleric, and Cenk Uygur, the host of The Young Turks.
Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel, singling out a congressional vote to adopt the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance's definition of "anti-Semitism."
"When the United States Congress passes laws on behalf of a genocidal, rapacious, nefarious foreign country to deny us the freedom of speech ... that is a domestic enemy of the Constitution of the United States," Shakir declared. "And as such, they are guilty of treason."

...
Both Uygur and Shakir have embraced conspiracy theories about the 9/11 attacks, in which 2,977 Americans were killed by al Qaeda operatives.
"I no longer believe [sic] official 9/11 story," Uygur said in February. He also promoted the "dancing Israelis" myth, an antisemitic conspiracy theory that posits that five Israeli spies filmed and celebrated the terrorist attack. "I didn't know we arrested Israeli spies who were here to 'document the event,'" wrote Uygur.
And Shakir has called for an "examination" of what he described as "glaring weaknesses and inconsistencies" in the official 9/11 narrative. He has urged followers to read the works of David Ray Griffin, a leading 9/11 conspiracy theorist who has argued that the United States orchestrated the attacks. And Shakir asserted that the U.S. government used the attacks to "launch a war on Islam." Shakir, who in a discussion on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 stated that he was "extremely anti-American," has also called for Muslims to use "guerrilla warfare" to achieve their desired political outcomes.
In a 1992 treatise, Shakir asserted that "every major Muslim political gain" in modern history was brought about by "extrasystemic political action"--including guerrilla warfare. He cited the creation of the Islamic Republic of Iran and the "armed struggle" that led to Taliban control of Afghanistan.
A copy of Shakir's pamphlet was discovered in the apartment of a suspect in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, the New York Times reported in 2006.
Video of the conference at the link.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 Weary of islam

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO)

2 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ke3zm)

3 Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (gsYaF)

4 This post is haram !!!!!!

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (0sNs1)

5 one hopes my fellow tribe members will get out and vote for repubs this year. the left already hates us

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 05:24 PM (CWTWj)

6 "America is Going Down!:" Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed Speaks

You first

*displays Proud American Penile Unit*

Posted by: Miklos has illuminated the haram Drinking Lamp at September 09, 2026 05:26 PM (4RYRd)

7 There goes Miklos, waving his dick at these anti-American assholes.

Oops.

Phrasing.

Sorry, Miklos.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (CBWmU)

8 The Jews of Michigan are throwing down against al-Sayed. Terrible that their very existence may depend upon him losing, but here we are

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (N2HNb)

9 We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (I43vL)

10 I read today that a big shot AI guy quit his job and is screaming that we will all die in 2033 from AI vs a mushroom cloud or a Gemini.

It's between islam and AI at this point, fellas.

It appears that all the normal people in NYC have left and shut the door. To come to this after 25yrs post 9/11...well, I didn't expect this. Flying cars, yes, but not this.

Every mosque probably has a huge amt of guns and stuff as well as goats.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:29 PM (hzuYO)

11 Ugandan General Muhoozi Kainerugaba insisted on Wednesday morning that his nation would not participate in any event without approval from Charles, adding that he felt motivated to quash 'that Harry-Meghan nonsense'.

The move came less than 48 hours after the King outlined in a letter that the duke and duchess are still not working royals despite the couple relocating to the UK a fortnight ago.

The letter was said to have blindsided Harry and Meghan, who claimed they did not have enough time to clarify the King's points before the guidance was released to the media.

And the Sussexes have now reportedly blamed Uganda's decision to withdraw from the Invictus Games on the letter, which was released on His Majesty's instruction by his Lord Chamberlain on Monday.

A source close to Harry and Meghan told ITV News tonight: "Intended or unintended, this is clearly a consequence of the Lord Chamberlain's guidance regarding the Duke and Duchess of Sussex that was rushed out without consultation on Monday.

Sadly, the only people who will suffer are the Invictus Games competitors."

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 09, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1)

12 We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
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Too many Muslims and not enough people willing to confront them. How the hell do entire city councils in Michigan get filled with filthy Islamonazis?

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+)

13 So who's gonna kill us first, the commies or the headchoppers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7)

14 There goes Miklos, waving his dick at these anti-American assholes.

Oops.

Phrasing.

Sorry, Miklos.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Well, I can't wave yours

Posted by: Miklos does his Parts at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (4RYRd)

15 We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
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Remember in 2020 when a bunch of Detroit precincts turned out to have 105% turnout and everyone who could do anything about it refused to consider it?

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 05:31 PM (vSvIl)

16
That Shakir she's a good singer with a nice ass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (NtVYv)

17 The letter was said to have blindsided Harry and Meghan, who claimed they did not have enough time to clarify the King's points before the guidance was released to the media.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 09, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1)

Ahh. Anyway . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Well, I can't wave yours
Posted by: Miklos does his Parts at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (4RYRd)

An excellent point sir.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (CBWmU)

19 We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
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Remember in 2020 when a bunch of Detroit precincts turned out to have 105% turnout and everyone who could do anything about it refused to consider it?
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 05:31 PM (vSvIl)

This is common in pretty much every urban area in every election.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (uhVAy)

20 *displays Proud American Penile Unit*
Posted by: Miklos has illuminated the haram Drinking Lamp at September 09, 2026 05:26 PM

This is the way. Proud. Always proud.

For, as the esteemed Butch Ware informed us (thanks to Ace) in the last Thread, "If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (0sNs1)

21
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?

Because commie cocksuckers have the same goal of the total destruction of Western Civilization. The difference is that the mohammedans have a plan for what happens afterwards.

I'll admit to being vastly amused by the fact that one of the first steps in the after-plan for mohammedans is to line up the commies against a pock-marked wall... like Khomeini did after the mullahs took over in Iran in '79.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (IKb6r)

22 We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
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Remember in 2020 when a bunch of Detroit precincts turned out to have 105% turnout and everyone who could do anything about it refused to consider it?

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 05:31 PM (vSvIl)

African Americans are more gifted at football, basketball, and voting, obviously, racist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (dK+Kv)

23 Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They're hopium addicts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7)

24 You'd think there would be a law against fomenting unrest that could apply to this.

But maybe the FBI doesn't have any assets they can use to infiltrate the mosque and goad them into doing some terrorism.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (vJrRc)

25 Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (gsYaF)

Because they hate this country and its people and want it and us to die.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H)

26 Start one Al-Sayed and lets see how it goes

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0)

27 ***"I am ashamed of what America has become," Wahhaj says in the undated clip.
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I am too. It's time we fired all the foo judges and hired new ones

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:35 PM (51ygH)

28 For, as the esteemed Butch Ware informed us (thanks to Ace) in the last Thread, "If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM

The Bob Dole. He can help with that.

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at September 09, 2026 05:35 PM (O0tMK)

29 Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?

What is the game they are running on the goys?
———

That would actually be a clever game. Jews heliijg show the goyim how insane these commie Muslims are? Achi got game, yo.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 09, 2026 05:37 PM (v/qpK)

30 The Marxists and Muslims are going forces, until they take over then they will fight themselves for the finish.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

31 For, as the esteemed Butch Ware informed us (thanks to Ace) in the last Thread, "If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)

32 The Marxists and Muslims are going forces, until they take over then they will fight themselves for the finish.
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

That's not usually how these things go - they fight each other first and then everyone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

33 ***"I am ashamed of what America has become," Wahhaj says in the undated clip.
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I am too. It's time we fired all the foo judges and hired new ones

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:35 PM

Agreed. I'm annoyed that Islam still exists in this country. We need to do better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 05:38 PM (Rm1ix)

34 Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?

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Can you put that in the form of an algebraic equation?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:40 PM (ndZc7)

35 Somehow, this whole "Muslim Brotherhood" name begins to make sense

Posted by: Miklos has heard of such at September 09, 2026 05:40 PM (4RYRd)

36 Because they hate this country and its people and want it and us to die.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H)

Somebody gets it.

They looked at those awful terror videos of head chopping and burning alive and thought, "You know what I need? I need that for my neighbor."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (dK+Kv)

37 >>>
Every mosque probably has a huge amt of guns and stuff as well as goats.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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The minute something happens - on any excuse - all mosques should be, simultaneously, raided and searched. If weapons cache is found raze it to the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (51ygH)

38 Acknowledging islam as a religion is the first problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (E0Et6)

39 Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?

-
Can you put that in the form of an algebraic equation?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:40 PM (ndZc7)

J+E+W = B+A+D

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (dK+Kv)

40 I hope the next Civil War starts again in the South. This time we will win and recruit Yankees and cowboys to our side and defeat islam and commies and antifa or whoever is the jerk who sets them off, finally. Then push north to NYC to defeat these islamic inbreds.

I will be observing from my mountain far away, but cheering for the rednecks against muslims.

Something's gonna pop from all this build up, and it's not the zit AOC is sitting on. Nor the hemorrhoid of Talarico from his extracurriculars (which is another word for an enlarged and flappy orifice).

I need to go both be productive and decide if I am going to the blasted nursing reunion on the 11th at a pub. As an anthropology study mostly. I'm tired but this should perk me up at the thought of snark collecting. Will take mental notes.

All will be raving liberal grey haired wimmen but me. I want to swan in, so will probably go and hope for the best in energy that day as I am currently depleted.

I don't light up a room today, sadly. I read this often in obituaries and wonder how true it is for some people. I pick and choose every few weeks, based on their photo. Everyone seems to light up rooms.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

41 Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel,

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By the same token it should be OK to rail against government support for muslims and Islamic countries.

Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (ZNpJk)

42 The Commies in Iran allied themselves with Khomeini to overthrown the Shah. After he was gone Khomeini executed 30000 Commies. But our Commies think it's different this time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 05:43 PM (N2HNb)

43 Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel,

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By the same token it should be OK to rail against government support for muslims and Islamic countries.
Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM

*blinks*

I keeeeeel you!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mohamed M. Mohammed at September 09, 2026 05:44 PM (Rm1ix)

44 Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel,

------------------

By the same token it should be OK to rail against government support for muslims and Islamic countries.
Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (ZNpJk)

So he lied about who was behind 9/11 when things got tough. Some hero.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)

45 Here you go. Zerohedge. Musk. Trannies.

Elon Musk's America PAC has opened its 2026 midterm ad campaign with a barrage of ads centered on trans issues. Musk has reportedly authorized the PAC to spend more than $100 million this cycle and is targeting four Democratic Senate candidates in competitive races: Sherrod Brown in Ohio, Josh Turek in Iowa, James Talarico in Texas and Mary Peltola in Alaska. They are running online and across streaming platforms, marking the first coordinated trans-focused push of the cycle from a major Republican-aligned outside group

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

46 ‘ The embarrassing spectacle on Saturday underscored the awkwardness of El-Sayed participating in a conference featuring a rogues' gallery of Islamic extremists including 9/11 truthers and a Holocaust-denier.’

As I mentioned before, this is great news because it shows how this weirdo twerp hasn’t locked down his rabid commie jihadi base yet.

No sane candidate would risk the devasting oppo to come out of speaking at this Thunderdome conference of jihadi lunatics … unless they were worried they still had to appeal to those lunatics.

We got this seat, my friends. Long way to go, I know, and the GOP can fuck up a blowjob from 25-year old Heidi Klum, but … we got this.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 09, 2026 05:45 PM (v/qpK)

47 I don't light up a room today, sadly. I read this often in obituaries and wonder how true it is for some people. I pick and choose every few weeks, based on their photo. Everyone seems to light up rooms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

I think it's something you only notice when someone is gone. I had a good deceased friend we all said it about and it was true and she had an infectious smile and laugh.

But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H)

48 I am too. It's time we fired all the foo judges and hired new ones

Posted by: Braenyard

May need to start hanging some jurors, too

Posted by: Miklos wonders if the 19th Amendment was any better than the 18th at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (4RYRd)

49 Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed
......

of the El Paso El-Sayeds. Been raisin' cattle for generations.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)

50 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

Anyone who has your sense of humor lights up a room. Maybe they're not all raving leftists. If I can have a political conversion ( although I was always a more moderate Democrat) so may some of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (W90Ou)

51 Muslim Americans, they want to tell us that we don't belong.

Want to tell you?

You are the turd in the punch bowl, Uncle Pervy at the family reunion, the greasy fart in the elevator, the rabid dogs that terrorize the neighborhood, the loudmouth who demands to watch Heidi reruns at a Super Bowl watching party, the disgusting substance stuck on the bottom of a shoe, the idiot drag racing all night on the street in front of the house, the Canada Geese at the playground, the grinding noise in the engine, the cat yack or Legos on the pathway to the bathroom at night, the bum wheel on the shopping cart, the noisy Jack Russel terrier that the retarded neighbor leaves out all night, the TSA agent who had a fight with his wife before coming to work, the deer flies in the camping tent, the software update that kicks in during your executive level presentation...

No one wants you, we don't want to see you, hear you, smell you; we don't even want you to know we exist.

Go away. Forever.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:47 PM (U4c/V)

52
And if El Sayed gets the Charlie Kirk treatment a muslim/commie revolution starts complete with blood in the streets and Holy war to boot.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:47 PM (OkYzo)

53 But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you.
Posted by: ...

Personally, I hope not to burn, incandescently or otherwise, in the Hereafter

Posted by: Miklos is probably not as bad as They say at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (4RYRd)

54 "The Marxists and Muslims are going forces, until they take over then they will fight themselves for the finish."

--Skip

My money's on the Muslims. They'd make short shrift of the alphabet crowd.

But that's all purely hypothetical. They need to eliminate us first and I personally don't think they've got what it takes.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (v1M8F)

55 Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Not enough oxygen at birth?
Doctor dropped them on their head?

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (UjdFS)

56 Well, we're letting it happen. Islamics being Islamic, invading, infiltrating and ever-more-boldly declaring their subversive intentions, and us dumbf*cks just go about insisting on "freedom of religion." Meanwhile, how many billions if not trillions fighting them thousands of miles away. Brilliant.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (BdmD3)

57 But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H)

I'm preparing and scheduling pranks to take place in the afterlife. You don't want to make the list.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv)

58 How does this fit in with trangenderism?

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (MWfyi)

59 45 Here you go. Zerohedge. Musk. Trannies.

Elon Musk's America PAC has opened its 2026 midterm ad campaign with a barrage of ads centered on trans issues. Musk has reportedly authorized the PAC to spend more than $100 million this cycle...
---

This time it's personal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (51ygH)

60 Not enough oxygen at birth?
Doctor dropped them on their head?

Lead paint chips.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (U4c/V)

61 And if El Sayed gets the Charlie Kirk treatment a muslim/commie revolution starts complete with blood in the streets and Holy war to boot.
Posted by: Frank Barone

"We are surrounded. Excellent. We can now attack in any direction"

Posted by: Chesty Puller as quoted by Miklos at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (4RYRd)

62
When Momdani signed the 9/11 memorial stuff, and then handed the pen to the brother-in law of one of the actual 9/11 Hijackers I knew it was over. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (OkYzo)

63 When even the Bhuddists start fighting you, maybe you're the asshole.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

64 I'm preparing and scheduling pranks to take place in the afterlife. You don't want to make the list.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv)

You're already on my list you bastard.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:50 PM (vE0+H)

65
But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H)
*********
True.

I light up rooms and fireworks normally from sparks. Defeated by sinuses, sadly. I shall prevail somehow and light up that pub on Friday.

I think it stinks that it's on 9/11 but I did not plan this deal. I was not going to pay money to tour the hospital or university to see the teaching manniquins, thanks. I chose the pub dinner.

There's also a falala to visit an unsuspecting former professor who had a stroke. I hope this does not make it worse for her as she was the best one. I'm not going to be a part of that wahoo.

I know there will be name tags. I should put a fake name on mine like Hot Lips, but I look almost the same and it wouldn't work. Plus the minute my Southern accent blurted I would be found out toot sweet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:51 PM (hzuYO)

66 38 Acknowledging islam as a religion is the first problem.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (E0Et6)
Much less a 'religion of peace'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg)

67 >>>Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
******
25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?

Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (5Mso3)

68 Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed
......

of the El Paso El-Sayeds. Been raisin' cattle for generations.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican goat
Nighttime would find me in my love-goat's vagina
Adhan would play and my sex-goat would bleat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:53 PM (dK+Kv)

69 25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
Posted by: Cosda
.....

Ding ding ding
We have a winner.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (UjdFS)

70 Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Why are women supporting men in women sports?
Why are women supporting a mother who murdered her children?

Evil. it's spreading.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (OkYzo)

71 What was it General William Tecumseh Sherman said? Ah, I remember.

"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want."

Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (5rh/l)

72 25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (5Mso3)

Tut tut my good man ...

Posted by: Pres. George W Bush at September 09, 2026 05:55 PM (oCio0)

73 Anyone who has your sense of humor lights up a room. Maybe they're not all raving leftists. If I can have a political conversion ( although I was always a more moderate Democrat) so may some of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (W90Ou)

*******
Thanks. Us country hicks learned (leared) early how to entertain ourselves.

I will be really good. If I'm quiet it's because I'm fixin' to go incandescent and create an uproar. Nah. No energy for that and it's not worth it at this point.

My in-laws are liberal and I do a good job of ignoring them when they go too far. My mother did not raise a rude girl. Will wait and yap to my dude after he picks me up, hopefully not with gin fumes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:55 PM (hzuYO)

74 You're already on my list you bastard.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:50 PM (vE0+H)

#1, of course.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv)

75 How does this fit in with trangenderism?
Posted by: fd

They fly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 05:56 PM (NnhvP)

76 I’ve got $100 on Seahawks to win tonight against the Patriots. No way the Pats improved that much this offseason.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2026 05:58 PM (KGj36)

77 And you could have sold it better with "dumb bastard."

Be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:58 PM (dK+Kv)

78 Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (OkYz

I think that it's only leftist women and I'm not even sure it all of them and nutty men ) including fake transgenders ) who support men in women's sports

I also think don't a majority of women-even leftist women- support Clancy. The social media amplifies rage filled voices. Social media was a mistake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (W90Ou)

79 In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

80 A guy in my fellowship had a dad with a plan ... for when the blacks attacked en masse. He would get his armed kids on the four corners of his house (I assume with reinforced walls, or at least sandbags) to fend off an attack from any approach. He also helped his son and me get our first handguns.

Of course that was New Orleans, and there had been "race riots" around the country. But it is still hard for me to imagine we will go so far down the "shoot the enemy in the streets" path to where we have to be that defensive.

Being remote on a farm, I'd be pretty easy to pick off while spraying my weeds, or doing anything outside. But I did move to a conservative area of Illinois last century, so maybe they'll come for me last ... and "we" can overwhelm the lunatics before they get here?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (vbXSk)

81
This time it's personal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (51ygH)

It was actually a good article.

Apparently in the last weeks of 2024, Trump was airing tranny ads says Kamala is with they them. Trump is with you. And that pulled a lot of people in and painted her as out of touch.

Anything'll help this term and I can't imagine people look and sympathise with the trannies.

And it is $100 million....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)

82 Gref, Look forward to seeing you soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (E0Et6)

83 65 Plus the minute my Southern accent blurted I would be found out toot sweet.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:51 PM (hzuYO)

I took my first trip to the UK in 1980 (before Islamification) a year after graduation and the summer that JR was shot on Dallas. Everyone kept asking me and my friend if we knew who shot JR. And my accent wasn’t even close to Sue Ellen’s accent.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (SjAWL)

84 I'm preparing and scheduling pranks to take place in the afterlife. You don't want to make the list.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv)

You're already on my list you bastard.
Posted by: ...

Sign me up

Posted by: Miklos could trade pranks for Eternity at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (4RYRd)

85 heliijg?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (Jc9BQ)

86 25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
-----------------
Because the terrorists won.

The war on terror was a flawed concept from the beginning. Terror was not the enemy, terror was the enemy's weapon.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (vEhqp)

87 In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

Odds are its Marxism there by a bunch. Islam doesn't go after its own people to the extent commies do.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

88 Sort of OT but not.

Here in NY Bruce "Nassau Co Old Boyz Network Hack" Blakeman is about to miss it by THAT MUCH against the eminently beatable Kathy "Does this Burhka Make My Ass Look Fat?" Hochul.

Posted by: Zek at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (5FPX4)

89 In the name of "equity", i will not be surprised if Mayor Mamdani sets aside seating for "alternate voices" to cheer during the 9/11 remembrance.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 06:02 PM (llBIB)

90 Actually 1 Millennium

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

91
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

Yo!

Posted by: Mongol Empire at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (eRlcH)

92 " Islam doesn't go after its own people to the extent commies do."

At the tribal level they do.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (MWfyi)

93 Every bit of land the Mooselimbs now occupy was conquered by them. All of North Africa was Christian.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (Jc9BQ)

94 Adhan would play and my sex-goat would bleat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Just like I heard it when I wrote the song

Not suitable for radio then, so had to modify

Posted by: Marty Robbins at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (4RYRd)

95 Every bit of land the Mooselimbs now occupy was conquered by them. All of North Africa was Christian.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Ummm...

Posted by: Asia Minor at September 09, 2026 06:04 PM (4RYRd)

96 86 25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
-----------------
Because the terrorists won.

The war on terror was a flawed concept from the beginning. Terror was not the enemy, terror was the enemy's weapon.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (vEhqp)
Unsophisticated folks saw that problem too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 06:04 PM (LHPAg)

97 In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip

Goatrapers hands down. 150 million in India alone it's part of the reason Hindus have many kids.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (kmiHN)

98 President Bush didn't call a spade a spade

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

99 When they aren’t killing Christians or Jews, Mooselimbs are busy killing each other.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (Jc9BQ)

100
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

Marxism got a big boost from the Chinese national sport of killing each other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (eRlcH)

101
I took my first trip to the UK in 1980 (before Islamification) a year after graduation and the summer that JR was shot on Dallas. Everyone kept asking me and my friend if we knew who shot JR. And my accent wasn’t even close to Sue Ellen’s accent.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (SjAWL)

*******
My first trip was in 1974. In every pub guys asked me to streak (it was big that year in the USA). I told them no.

Travel study to London. The professor told me he was giving me an A because I drank beer at pubs. He was joking as I also did the homework on English Lit. I had almost enough English classes for a minor.

A few of us were drinking in the Atlanta airport and missed our connecting flight home. Mother said there was a welcoming party of parents and she and five other sets of parents were alarmed when our names were called to come to the desk after we didn't get off the plane. Whee!

We were alive and that should count, eh?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:07 PM (hzuYO)

102 No, I’m not forgetting the Hagia Sophia. But the remnants of the Roman Empire in the East was weakened by western crusaders, I will admit.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:08 PM (Jc9BQ)

103 82 Gref, Look forward to seeing you soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (E0Et6)

I will be there!

Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:08 PM (5rh/l)

104 In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

Yo!
Posted by: Mongol Empire

Is this on a per capita basis, and do human sacfrices count?

Posted by: the Aztecs (not the Aztek car, which was even worse than us) at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd)

105 "In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries."

--Skip

Historians estimate that Muslim conqueror Tamerlane reduced the global population at that time by 15%. Not even Mao can top it.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (v1M8F)

106 Gref, Look forward to seeing you soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (E0Et6)

I will be there!
Posted by: Gref

As will I

In spirit

Posted by: Miklos wants livestream at September 09, 2026 06:10 PM (4RYRd)

107 Is this on a per capita basis, and do human sacfrices count?

Posted by: the Aztecs (not the Aztek car, which was even worse than us) at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd)

Yeah.

Posted by: Pro-Aborts at September 09, 2026 06:10 PM (dK+Kv)

108 >>>>>When they aren’t killing Christians or Jews, Mooselimbs are busy killing each other.
******
That's a not a bad thing.

Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 06:11 PM (5Mso3)

109
Is this on a per capita basis, and do human sacfrices count?
Posted by: the Aztecs (not the Aztek car, which was even worse than us) at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd)

********
I had Aztecs in my top 3 as well, dude!

I think they win on the human headless war with islam close behind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:11 PM (hzuYO)

110 Everything Hunter touches turns to crap...

Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP memecoin fell 99% in its first hour of trading on Wednesday, as the son of former US President Joe Biden officially entered the market for politically themed cryptocurrencies.

The token, which we previewed here, issued on Ethereum layer-2 network Base, traded below $2.00, after opening at $199.50, according to CoinGecko data.

Beau would have been an amazing grifter if he wasn't out single-handedly saving mankind.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:11 PM (Sco7b)

111 Look, I'm being patient....painfully so. BUT, when do I get to do the BACKLASH?

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

112 Damn

I must be old.

I was at Notre Dame before it was burned, and the Hagia Sophia when it wasn't a mosque

Posted by: Miklos was Timely Born at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (4RYRd)

113 Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

Aw c'mon, you're not charmed by that shit eating grin?

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (UjdFS)

114 Tamerlane in India was believed to have killed 5% of the world's population. He was a good muzzie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (N2HNb)

115 On 9/12 Brit Lass said shut down the mosques, get them out. She was right then and she's right now.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (vE0+H)

116 If NY Police Commish Tisch had an ounce of self respect or love of country she'd publicly apologize for having handed the 911 Proclamation pen over to that terrorist apologist and resign with a public warning that the terrorists are now inside the house.

Posted by: Zek at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (5FPX4)

117 He's too polished. I don't see them not cheating him in. But we can but hope.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

118 Years ago, a regular commenter here once stated that, "we just haven't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet". Well.......here we are.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4)

119 A lazy theory:

Carlson and his fellow travelers don't hate Jews. They love Jews. Jews give them the infinitely malleable, ever changing magical excuse to attack the people they really hate:

"Goys". All their fellow white gentiles of whom they found this exciting new way to perch above and preach their own enlightened superiority.

It's like a game, or a challenge, to come up with more creative new bombastic shit to say. Jews are just a made up cartoon in their heads. It's gentiles they really hate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:14 PM (j6UE2)

120 Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.

The terrorists have won.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m)

121 In a war between the slimes and the commies the slimes despite being ass backwards, will win. The commies need new instructions each day - the slimes already have theirs written in a book.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (vE0+H)

122 87 Mao killed millions upon millions of his countrymen

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (bX16E)

123 91
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

Yo!
Posted by: Mongol Empire at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (eRlcH)
_____________________

What do you want?

Posted by: Yo Yo Ma at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

124 And you could have sold it better with "dumb bastard."

Be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:58 PM (dK+Kv)

Wouldn't have been the truth.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (vE0+H)

125 Chinese are the all time leaders in mass slaughter as a percentage of contemporary world population.

They're like four of the top five.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (j6UE2)

126 101 We were alive and that should count, eh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:07 PM (hzuYO)

Oh hell yeah! My last trip to Europe was for business in 2004. I’m glad I saw most of it, except for a few countries, when I was younger before the ragheads completely took over. On 9/12/01, I never thought I’d be watching it happen here.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (SjAWL)

127 I think Tucker's "Algebra-gate" is a cynical wink to some of his audience that seems to suggest he doesn't believe half of what he say. Which means...? I have no idea what it means but it's more weirdness.

Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (q177U)

128 I was at Notre Dame before it was burned, and the Hagia Sophia when it wasn't a mosque

Posted by: Miklos was Timely Born at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (4RYRd)

Are you a vampire? It became a mosque in 1453!

If so, that is very cool, and I will be wanting details.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (k5CNB)

129
Years ago, a regular commenter here once stated that, "we just haven't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet". Well.......here we are.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4)

No shit. If OrangeManBad were 1/4 of the genocidal fascist that the commie cocksuckers say he is, the remaining mohammedans would have fled the US in terror and the commies would have all experienced the thrills of a short drop and a sudden stop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (IKb6r)

130 118 Years ago, a regular commenter here once stated that, "we just haven't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet". Well.......here we are.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4)

The trick is removing the head from the body of anyone who expresses sympathy or remorse even centuries after the work is done.

Screw the victimhood crap.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)

131 #1, of course.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv)

With an asterisk.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H)

132 We were alive and that should count, eh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Friends were on Pan Am flight 104 to London when Pan Am 103 from London was bombed. At first we didn't know who was all dead on which flight. We always knew who did it instantly, instinctively.

Posted by: Miklos thinks you were very lucky at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (4RYRd)

133 No, I’m not forgetting the Hagia Sophia. But the remnants of the Roman Empire in the East was weakened by western crusaders, I will admit.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:08 PM (Jc9BQ)

Manzikert in about 1000 AD tore the guts out of the Empire. The Sack in 1200 nearly was a death blow, but the invasion of the Turkish areas by Tamerlane gave East Rome another century or so to 1453.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

134 Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.

The terrorists have won.
Posted by: JackStraw

Elliot Page as Gus McCrae?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (ndZc7)

135 120 Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.

The terrorists have won.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m)

There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out.
Not sure who's the victim.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (Sco7b)

136 Chinese are the all time leaders in mass slaughter as a percentage of contemporary world population.

They're like four of the top five.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (j6UE2)

I think you are being unnecessarily unfair to Pol Pot, who did yeoman's work in Cambodia. As a % of total population, he might be the world's champion killer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (k5CNB)

137 I don't light up a room today, sadly. I read this often in obituaries and wonder how true it is for some people. I pick and choose every few weeks, based on their photo. Everyone seems to light up rooms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

I think they typically mean in a quiet way, not as the life of the party.

It appears to me that Father Time treats our personalities like a sculptor, shaving off all the material that is not the shape he sees beneath. Each becomes more purely his or her self; those who collect peeves become made entirely of them, while the generally kind let go of what few grumps they had.

So I think those obituaries are simply referring to the latter kind of old people, who instead of losing their ability to enjoy small pleasures, have lost their ability to be bothered by small troubles.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (ke3zm)

138 think Tucker's "Algebra-gate" is a cynical wink to some of his audience that seems to suggest he doesn't believe half of what he say. Which means...? I have no idea what it means but it's more weirdness.
Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (q177U)

Early Nazis believed the Theory of Relativity was Dangerous Jew Physics. Tucker can wry smile all he wants - like all propgandist fag whores, he doesn't give a shit about the truth.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (vE0+H)

139 If so, that is very cool, and I will be wanting details.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Ataturk de-mosquified it

Erdogan re-mosqued it

Posted by: Miklos clarifies at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (4RYRd)

140 U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff on Sept. 7 signaled that new momentum had been gained in talks to bring peace between Kyiv and Moscow, following a meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy
---

Not believing anything I read; However, a pic of Kushner (he's leading this deal no matter how it's framed) and Putin greeting each other and a round table pic of all the negotiators including Kushner and Putin leads me to believe that Kushner is a tough cookie who has Putin's respect.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (51ygH)

141 The central problem with the GOP foreign policy is that it has no real hawks.

On the left end of the GOP you have people like Chuck Hegel who want to avoid war and turn everything over to the UN, which BTW always ends up including completely domestic issues like guns as well.

Go a little bit to the right and you get the neocons, who want to fight wars for strategic reasons, but don't have the stomach to win them outright... and who also want the government to have the final say on who is good enough for the Second Amendment, or even the First Amendment. Because you know, we can't let the terrorists win.

Go further "right" and they want war all right: with Israel, the nation actually on the front line, because they ain't afraid of them damn Joos. And although they will swear that they love the Second Amendment, they never seem to put it on the same level as their obsession with the Joos, and they ultimately end up de facto supporting mass immigration, including illegal immigration, which will guarantee the nullification of the Bill of Rights. In any case, they are openly cheering the jihadists and the Democrats now.

Posted by: Ken at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (qs8Hw)

142 89 In the name of "equity", i will not be surprised if Mayor Mamdani sets aside seating for "alternate voices" to cheer during the 9/11 remembrance.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 06:02 PM (llBIB)

POS Mamdani will verbally stick-it to white Judeo-Christians somehow. He has nothing to lose and much to gain politically in NYC. His political base is

1) American-born, too young to remember much about 9/11 and brainwashed since to hate America.

2) Foreign-born and their children, who hate America.

Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (5rh/l)

143 Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.

The terrorists have won.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m)
----
Until the terrorists have destroyed every last physical copy of the book, you can still read it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

144 There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out.
Not sure who's the victim.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (Sco7b)

_____________________

Ah the irony. The Borden case was a Massachusetts case...and she was acquitted.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:21 PM (dIske)

145 Ataturk de-mosquified it

Erdogan re-mosqued it

Posted by: Miklos clarifies at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (4RYRd)

Yes, I know, but that is boring compared to you being a vampire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 06:21 PM (k5CNB)

146 It's like a game, or a challenge, to come up with more creative new bombastic shit to say. Jews are just a made up cartoon in their heads. It's gentiles they really hate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:14 PM (j6UE2)

I admit the Dinosaurs and Algebra attacks are new slants to the old tripe. But yeah, those East Coast liberals dislike the South and Midwest most of all.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

147 >>>>Damn

I must be old.

I was at Notre Dame before it was burned, and the Hagia Sophia when it wasn't a mosque
Posted by: Miklos was Timely Born
*****
I visited Hagia Sophia in 1974. It was a museum at the time. I never realized the ragheads made it a mosque. Eff them.

Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 06:22 PM (5Mso3)

148 Nood, quick hits

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 06:23 PM (ke3zm)

149 >>Until the terrorists have destroyed every last physical copy of the book, you can still read it.

Lonesome Dove was possibly the best thing ever made for TV. It's like doing a remake of the Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)

150 Quick hits

Nood

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b)

151 For Governments killing theor own citizens
See Democide from University of Hawaii

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)

152
Mao killed millions upon millions of his countrymen
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (bX16E)

Anywhere between 60 and 90 million, depending on who you believe. In the genocide/democide sweepstakes, Stalin was a dilettante, and Hitler was little more than a little boy on an ant hill with a magnifying glass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 06:23 PM (IKb6r)

153 Yes, I know, but that is boring compared to you being a vampire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I have more time to tell than you have to hear.

Posted by: Miklos Collins, of the Dark Shadows Collinses (none of that sparkly vampire-come-lately wannbe stuff at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (4RYRd)

154 It's pretty telling that the relatives of the 9/11 victims told Mamdani not to show up for the ceremonies. He's no only showing up, he turned the whole thing into being a victim of racism.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (dIske)

155 There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out.
Not sure who's the victim.

-
She couldn't help it. Her hormones were out of whack.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (ndZc7)

156 So I think those obituaries are simply referring to the latter kind of old people, who instead of losing their ability to enjoy small pleasures, have lost their ability to be bothered by small troubles.
Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (ke3zm)

***********
I should write my own obit to annoy our sons.

I was the life of many college parties and beyond. Sometimes it needs a spark.

I was lit in many ways and had fun. "It was a blast" will be on my mausoleum drawer.

I'm going to take some Advil and go defeat my sinuses as I am tired of this (it's been 5 days).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (hzuYO)

157 141
Mammydummy don't care. Already has his Mayoral pension-for-life set.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 06:25 PM (UjdFS)

158 It's pretty telling that the relatives of the 9/11 victims told Mamdani not to show up for the ceremonies. He's no only showing up, he turned the whole thing into being a victim of racism.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:24 PM (dIske)

Neither Muslim nor Commie nor Democrats are a 'race'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)

159 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10ECkQXQtU

SABATON - Templars (Official Music Video)

some of us don't see the ads because we are smart enough to use cats properly

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 09, 2026 06:28 PM (jrgJz)

160 128 I was at Notre Dame before it was burned, and the Hagia Sophia when it wasn't a mosque

Posted by: Miklos was Timely Born at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (4RYRd)

Are you a vampire? It became a mosque in 1453!

If so, that is very cool, and I will be wanting details.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (k5CNB)
I thought the same thing. But hey, it's Miklos.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 06:36 PM (LHPAg)

161 "No, it's not because of your "funny names." It's because you worship a "god" who tells you to kill the infidels -- us -- and you are constantly justifying such murders."

YES ... the murder (and rape, and frauds) of "infidels" is higher (more important) on the "freedom ladder" than "freedom of religion".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)

Left Agitates for Killing People in the Streets for Socialism
James Talarico's "Pastor" Says He Wishes the Butler Assassin Had Been "More Successful"

Jonathan Turley:

"You better get ready for ... war." Across the country, radicals are openly planning for the next stage of their movement, and notably, the Democratic establishment is not part of their plans. Despite the talk of a "Big Tent Party," socialists are riding high on a surge of support and talking purges and revolution.
In Chicago, radicals gathered for a conference on Marxism during what many view as the heyday of socialism in the United States....
Speakers in Chicago used the conference to push supporters to the next stage in the movement, including some openly calling for violence and the end to capitalism.
University of California Santa Barbara History Professor Butch Ware said Democrats "must be destroyed" and urged attendees to be ready for "war in the streets." Notably, in postings on X, Ware has said that candidates such as New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed are too restrained and are being pushed by the establishment "to contain radicalism."
The professor "of Africa and Islam" whose faculty page is appropriately found under "bware" is the latest radical to dismiss the "Big Tent Party" rhetoric of establishment figures like Schumer. He declared, "The Democrats cannot be reasoned with. They must be destroyed." There is little subtlety in the message, Ware has explained: "You cannot call yourself a revolutionary and not be talking about training with weapons."
...
Hasan Piker has called for a purging of moderates from the Democratic Party.
Just last week, Darializa Avila Chevalier declared, "A big tent doesn't pay your rent, lower your grocery bill, or take on the corporations bleeding our country dry. Democratic socialism does."
In a video posted to X, Professor Ware called for violence, warning followers that "some of these clickety-clack revolutionaries have never been in a f*cking gunfight." He menacingly added, "Y'all ain't nowhere near ready for a war in the streets. You better get ready for both kinds of war if you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."
...
Notably, this is the same university that saw a professor lead her students in physically assaulting pro-life advocates on campus years ago. Despite pleading guilty to criminal assault, she was not fired and later honored by the University of Oregon for her inspiring leadership.

.@UCSB BLM communist Muslim academic �Butch� Ware tells comrades at the Marxism Conference to prepare themselves to kill people on the streets to achieve their political goals. pic.twitter.com/z43UycmieU
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) September 8, 2026

Los Angeles (Sept. 7) � Violent leftist insurrectionists shut down the road and attacked law enforcement at a direct action in support of illegal foreign nationals and foreign interests. pic.twitter.com/WZILiva48y
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) September 8, 2026

Totally-heterosexual James Talarico's totally-heterosexual "pastor" says that he wishes the Trump assassins had been "more successful."

BREAKING: Talarico Pastor: �People in This Church� Wish Would-Be Trump Assassin �Had Been More Successful�

�We still have people in this church who wish that the young man had not just nicked his ear, but had been more successful,� Talarico�s pastor said. pic.twitter.com/JN0DyEYhqB
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) September 8, 2026

Actually he just refers to one Trump assassin, the one who actually hit Trump, but there are, what, four now?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM

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1 They seem nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (CBWmU)

2 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (2tD1m)

3 They want us dead. Some are like moderate muslims and are simply happy to let the extremists do it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (XHO5P)

4 Well, successful people don't go around shooting people, so maybe we should wish he had been more successful in life.

Posted by: 496 at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (8TPCk)

5 But I'm told leftist violence is speech. They...they just want to be heard, right? Right? Riiiiiight?!?

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:23 PM (2tD1m)

6 But... but.... but.... Sarah Palin put red circles on a map!

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (CBWmU)

7 Demonic. If not, what's the practical difference?

Show your work.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (da0+b)

8 We can't share a country with people who want us dead. There needs to be a partition and the pro-murder part can join Canada.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (XHO5P)

9 They want us dead. Some are like moderate muslims and are simply happy to let the extremists do it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Exactly. I have family members that would wave to you as you're being loaded on trains going to the camps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 04:26 PM (RiE77)

10 These assholes just might be in for quite a surprise when the SHTF. But, I'm a Gemini, so what do I know?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 04:26 PM (hmYU4)

11 That pastor looks like he stole all his books from the local library.
The furniture too.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (M5Q22)

12 I think that pastor is going to face some harsh realities when she/he/it stands before the Lord God Most High. I hope she/he/it repents and turns back to Christ before then, but hardened hearts seem bent on destruction.

Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (wLjpr)

13 Every one of these "revolutionaries" need to be deported. To where? I don't care but Antarctica would suit their heated rhetoric.

Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (ZNpJk)

14 Seriously though, maybe Democrats didn't think far enough ahead when they institutionalized election theft. Many things can be said about the pinko left but they are certainly opportunistic as fuck. There is no way these "democratic socialists" get as far as they do without systemic fraud involved.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (2tD1m)

15 "In Chicago, radicals gathered for a conference on Marxism"

I saw the video. It's like 1969 all over again.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

16 University of California Santa Barbara History Professor Butch Ware said Democrats "must be destroyed" and urged attendees to be ready for "war in the streets." Notably, in postings on X, Ware has said that candidates such as New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed are too restrained and are being pushed by the establishment "to contain radicalism."

The professor "of Africa and Islam" ...is the latest radical to dismiss the "Big Tent Party" rhetoric of establishment figures like Schumer. He declared, "The Democrats cannot be reasoned with. They must be destroyed." There is little subtlety in the message, Ware has explained: "You cannot call yourself a revolutionary and not be talking about training with weapons."

Hasan Piker has called for a purging of moderates from the Democratic Party.

Just last week, Darializa Avila Chevalier declared, "A big tent doesn't pay your rent, lower your grocery bill, or take on the corporations bleeding our country dry. Democratic socialism does."

I assumed these guys would tone it down for the runup to the election, but it sounds like they've decided YOLO. Good.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)

17 PCUSA church, no doubt.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar8)

18 "University of California Santa Barbara History Professor Butch Ware"

Butch Ware? Someone is jerking my chain. That's gotta be a troll, no? That name sounds like a gay porn star specializing in bear fetishes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

19 8 We can't share a country with people who want us dead. There needs to be a partition and the pro-murder part can join Canada.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (XHO5P)

Yeah, but I don't want to lose any of the land of the USA, including Virginia.

The left used a long march through the institutions of education. Trump's taken on higher ed, at least to some degree and probably to the limits that the GOPe will permit. However, he needs to directly uproot the K-12 system. It probably has to wait until after the mid-term, but then he needs to hit the ground running.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 09, 2026 04:28 PM (P9Ea3)

20 I think that pastor is going to face some harsh realities when she/he/it stands before the Lord God Most High. I hope she/he/it repents and turns back to Christ before then, but hardened hearts seem bent on destruction.
Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (wLjpr)

Spoiler alert! He's not actually a believer. He's just a worthless communist.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:28 PM (2tD1m)

21 "Liberals get the bullet too".

Remember that, liberals, when you help your socialist brethren get absolute power and you yourselves are then up against the wall.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 09, 2026 04:28 PM (oPFtC)

22 Heyday = hayday
Time to get stuff done, not to high five.

Posted by: torabora at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (dr2Hc)

23 Their violence is speech, our speech is violence...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (l3cgK)

24 Just last week, Darializa Avila Chevalier declared, "A big tent doesn't pay your rent, lower your grocery bill, or take on the corporations bleeding our country dry. Democratic socialism does."/i]

The sad fact is that millions of people have fallen for this exact bullshit line for a century.

It never turns out that way in the long run.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (6ydKt)

25 17 PCUSA church, no doubt.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar

It's certainly not PCA!

Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (wLjpr)

26 that aint no dude.

Posted by: yumper at September 09, 2026 04:30 PM (oP7gD)

27 18 "University of California Santa Barbara History Professor Butch Ware"

Butch Ware? Someone is jerking my chain. That's gotta be a troll, no? That name sounds like a gay porn star specializing in bear fetishes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds lesbian to me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:30 PM (l3cgK)

28 The big money lefties want this pervert to stop making public appearances, as every time he does his numbers drop further. Too late, there are hundreds of videos of all of his twisted beliefs out there.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:30 PM (0U5gm)

29 and the pro-murder part can join Canada.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM

I recently read some stats (and no, I don't know the source) that if abortion was considered murder, 98.4% of murders would be committed by women. Furthermore, 1 in 4 women would be a murderer, and 1 in 10 would be a serial killer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (0sNs1)

30 I am finally starting to see attack ads on talerico here in NE Texas. They are brutal. Too bad the rnc wouldn't give paxton a dime in funds and he had to rely on Trump and his multiple pacs to hand out some cash tou counter the money flowing in from california for talerico.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)

31 I read elsewhere that Talarico's "pastor" says more people who are agnostic or atheist attend his church than people who identify as Christian . So the church is a progressive social club

I think the pastor is a disgrace to the ministry saying what he did about Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (rHgXV)

32 >>>The Left Agitates for Killing People in the Streets for Socialism

You know who else agitated for lilling people in the streets for socialism?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)

33 Used to toy with the idea of breaking up the US in order to avoid civil war bloodshed. But - nah, nope, they can’t have any of it that way. We should keep it all and drive them into submission or expulsion. It is our country not theirs and I am talking about enemies, both foreign AND domestic.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (Gqar8)

34 Their terms are acceptable. Please bring your revolution to my AO and find out what you're missing. I beg of you.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (oqH4h)

35 Kurt Schlichter may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'd argue his novel, "The Attack", is right on point concerning the topic of this thread.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (iIyc0)

36 Butch Ware

I suppose it is much more revealing than evening wear.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (0U5gm)

37 Totally-heterosexual James Talarico's totally-heterosexual "pastor" says that he wishes the Trump assassins had been "more successful."

I watched the first bit of the video short.

While that pastor may look like a man, it has the voice of a woman.

I wouldn't presume the gender on this one.

Also, in the video, the pastor admits their 'church' is mostly atheists and agnostics.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

38 I saw the video. It's like 1969 all over again.
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

Well, the hippies are a lot fatter now, and they aren't putting flowers in gun barrels anymore, but other than that....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (CBWmU)

39 You better get ready for ... war"

Ok, that's funny. They think they're going to survive gunfights?

pastor looks like he"

Looks like. Isn't

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

40 29 and the pro-murder part can join Canada.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM

I recently read some stats (and no, I don't know the source) that if abortion was considered murder, 98.4% of murders would be committed by women. Furthermore, 1 in 4 women would be a murderer, and 1 in 10 would be a serial killer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (0sNs1)

Well, technically the abortion abattoir docs and nurses are the murders, and the women who want the abortions are like those who hire assassins to commit the murder...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (l3cgK)

41 "Did someone say Boys in the Streets?"

-- Eddy Grant

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)

42 31 I read elsewhere that Talarico's "pastor" says more people who are agnostic or atheist attend his church than people who identify as Christian . So the church is a progressive social club

I think the pastor is a disgrace to the ministry saying what he did about Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (rHgXV)

Ah, Unitarian Universalist Clubhouses.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar8)

43 What does uproot K12 mean? Go through the regulations to eliminate any support for "public" schools. Congress may mandate appropriations, but Trump can direct McMahon to adjust all regulations to the degree possible.

Add requirements via regulation for curriculum to teach patriotism (heck, mandate Prager developed curricula). Make it so unpalatable that leftist states and local governments forgo federal money for their schools.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (P9Ea3)

44
Spoiler alert! He's not actually a believer. He's just a worthless communist.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:28 PM (2tD1m)

He's taken the mantle of pastor and "leads" a church. (I think its a she, since the first name is Babs, but who knows now?) For such a one, there is a higher standard that God holds them to, as prescribed in James 3:1, 1 Timothy 3:1-7, Hebrews 13:7 and more. S/he is most definitely a communist fool, but masquerades as a servant of God.

Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (wLjpr)

45 Used to toy with the idea of breaking up the US in order to avoid civil war bloodshed. But - nah, nope, they can’t have any of it that way. We should keep it all and drive them into submission or expulsion.

What about the lamentations of their women? Don't forget the lamentations of their women!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

46 Rudolph " Butch " T. Ware III (born 1974), also known as Bilal Ware in the American Muslim community, is an American associate professor at the University of California, Santa Barbara, and a hip hop artist who was the vice presidential nominee for the Green Party in 2024. He is one half of the hip hop duo Slum Prophecy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (0sNs1)

47 41 "Did someone say Boys in the Streets?"

-- Eddy Grant

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)

Back ~~Street~~ End boys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (l3cgK)

48 Spoiler alert! He's not actually a believer. He's just a worthless communist.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:28 PM (2tD1m)

The long march through the institutions includes the church.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (zYpTz)

49 26 that aint no dude.
Posted by: yumper at September 09, 2026 04:30 PM (oP7gD)

Dude lies about his "gender," but you should totes believe him when he tells you about politics. No. Really. Honestly. Or something like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (CBWmU)

50 25 17 PCUSA church, no doubt.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar

It's certainly not PCA!
Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (wLjpr)

Maybe the best denomination in the US.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar8)

51 47 Rudolph " Butch " T. Ware III (born 1974), also known as Bilal Ware in the American Muslim community, is an American associate professor at the University of California, Santa Barbara, and a hip hop artist who was the vice presidential nominee for the Green Party in 2024. He is one half of the hip hop duo Slum Prophecy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (0sNs1)

Isn't Belial the name of some demon or other?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (l3cgK)

52 I am finally starting to see attack ads on talerico here in NE Texas. They are brutal. Too bad the rnc wouldn't give paxton a dime in funds and he had to rely on Trump and his multiple pacs to hand out some cash tou counter the money flowing in from california for talerico.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)

Ditto. Very happy to see Paxton and his proxies finally join the fight.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (2tD1m)

53
We can't share a country with people who want us dead.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

=================

Did you notice? They want Democrats dead. It looks like their immediate objective is to purify their own side. This could get even more interesting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:35 PM (XJ22o)

54 Talk of civil war is just bullshit. Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:35 PM (E0Et6)

55 Their terms are acceptable. Please bring your revolution to my AO and find out what you're missing. I beg of you."

Dammit, I'll need more ammo.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

56 What about the lamentations of their women? Don't forget the lamentations of their women!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM

The purple-haired, multi-tattooed and multi-pierced Karens?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)

57 Turley - "The professor "of Africa and Islam" whose faculty page is appropriately found under "bware" is the latest radical to dismiss the "Big Tent Party" rhetoric of establishment figures like Schumer. He declared, "The Democrats cannot be reasoned with. They must be destroyed." There is little subtlety in the message, Ware has explained: "You cannot call yourself a revolutionary and not be talking about training with weapons.""
===

It sounds like 1968 all over again. The Weathermen, the SLA, BP, KKK, etc.,.

But we had better music and the Yippies were entertaining.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (rj6Yv)

58 54
We can't share a country with people who want us dead.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

=================

Did you notice? They want Democrats dead. It looks like their immediate objective is to purify their own side. This could get even more interesting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:35 PM (XJ22o)

They haven't even won and they already want to purge their less enthusiastic cohorts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (l3cgK)

59 Well, technically the abortion abattoir docs and nurses are the murders, and the women who want the abortions are like those who hire assassins to commit the murder...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (l3cgK)

Nope. It is the first and only duty of a mother to protect her child. If she gives the child up to baby murderers, then she is also a murderer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (CBWmU)

60 It's a granola church. Which isn't a church.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (RiE77)

61
Isn't Belial the name of some demon or other?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

===============

Bilal was the name of a black slave convert in Mohammed's time. Lots of black converts take that name.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (XJ22o)

62 Talk of civil war is just bullshit. Ain't gonna happen."

This. Their parents in the 60s and 70s at least tried...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)

63 We can't share a country with people who want us dead. There needs to be a partition and the pro-murder part can join Canada.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (XHO5P)

I'm willing to meet you half way. Into the Pacific.

They get nothing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (dK+Kv)

64
Maybe the best denomination in the US.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar

Amen!! We love our church!!!!

Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (wLjpr)

65 Not seeing that many boomers out there in brain dead commie land.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (viF8m)

66 Talarico's pastor is a woman named Babs. Go figure.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (2Xqig)

67 Damn, I hate what "Presbyterianism" has become.

Actually, I hate what nearly all Christianity has become, from the woke Protestant denoms to the woke Papacy.

I still feel a sympathy for Eastern Orthodoxy, due to my interest in Byzantium and my Russophilia, and the fact that they seem the least woke of the three major branches of Christianity at present. But I still have theological differences with it, too.

There just doesn't seem to be a spiritual home for me right now.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

68 It's a granola church"

So, crunchy?

/godzilla

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (XuXeR)

69 A warning to the US from Hungary. From a conservative Hungarian watching what's going on there now and could happen here:

https://tinyurl.com/5by96mcc

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (kX27y)

70 having women Pastrix as I like to call them are the worst and seeing the jury in Mass and their stance on abortion makes me glad that I am Catholic and we don't allow females to lead the church

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 09, 2026 04:38 PM (ubCxQ)

71 I am finally starting to see attack ads on talerico here in NE Texas. They are brutal. Too bad the rnc wouldn't give paxton a dime in funds and he had to rely on Trump and his multiple pacs to hand out some cash tou counter the money flowing in from california for talerico.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)

Ditto. Very happy to see Paxton and his proxies finally join the fight.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM

I read an analysis that said Paxton has played this exactly right. People (meaning 'normies' I suspect) don't really start paying attention until after Labor Day, and Talarico has been trying to establish name recognition (nobody outside of Austin ever heard of him), which Paxton has in spades, at least in Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

72 Hasan Piker has called for a purging of moderates from the Democratic Party.

Just last week, Darializa Avila Chevalier declared, "A big tent doesn't pay your rent, lower your grocery bill, or take on the corporations bleeding our country dry. Democratic socialism does."

I assumed these guys would tone it down for the runup to the election, but it sounds like they've decided YOLO. Good.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)

This is the fun part, the Dems have exchanged ones that would lie to cover what they do to those that won't lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)

73 I am finally starting to see attack ads on talerico here in NE Texas. They are brutal. Too bad the rnc wouldn't give paxton a dime in funds and he had to rely on Trump and his multiple pacs to hand out some cash tou counter the money flowing in from california for talerico.

I reckon Paxton's going to win regardless, and I'd rather see him do it without the "help" of the GOPe. That way, everyone will know how useless they are, and that it's safe to tell them to get f***ed.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:38 PM (Riz8t)

74 69 It's a granola church"

So, crunchy?

/godzilla

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (XuXeR)

https://tinyurl.com/m7yxvtya

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:39 PM (l3cgK)

75 65
Maybe the best denomination in the US.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar

Amen!! We love our church!!!!
Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:36 PM (wLjpr)

My praise is coming as a member of another denomination ( SBC), but there is not a PCA church anywhere near my AO so here I am, a Southern Baptist!

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

76 You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!

Posted by: George Costanza at September 09, 2026 04:39 PM (Hn3FT)

77 I was hoping we'd also get the gay black dude saying weight loss drugs are genocide against fat people.

I got to tell you, I'm apparently part of so many oppressions and genocides against so many groups, I have to create a list. And hell, I never get mail. We'd don't have meetings?

Talarico is giving out food in Texas to counteract the convention. Whenever I see him, I picture him playing 'Peter Pan' on broadway. The role he was born to play.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)

78 Talarico would be better off establishing the Branch Davidian 2.0 compound, perhaps located in Austin this time.

I bet David French would be happy to help architect and get things rolling there.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (5yDGQ)

79 What about the lamentations of their women? Don't forget the lamentations of their women!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM

The purple-haired, multi-tattooed and multi-pierced Karens?

Hey, I never said they were 25 year old Norwegian hotties.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

80 Talk of civil war is just bullshit. Ain't gonna happen.

Because it happened in the 60s and 70s and America lost. Then Ayers and Dohrn mentored the perfect Manchurian candidate. One who, like Talerico, laughably claimed to be heterosexual.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

81 Socialism is inherently treason.

We need to start treating those calling for it with that understanding

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

82 Duncanthrax, I wholeheartedly agree. The time to engage is now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (E0Et6)

83 The "nostalgia" for the 1960's is from people who never lived through it. They have no idea what those hippies and Yippies did to society, because they have always lived in degenerate times. Free love brought us horrible STDs that are not curable, and crushed women's dignity and safety. It also damaged men beyond repair, leading to porn and misery. The destruction of the nuclear family, the advancement of government dependence, the lack of tether to anything resembling history, the dumbing down of education and achievement, and the concept that life owes everyone a living have destroyed what was a reasonably coherent nation.

Fuck these "new revolutionaries" and their stupidity.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (CBWmU)

84
Talk of civil war is just bullshit. Ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: Ben Had

============

I agree, but I also think the cultural degradation is going to get worse before it gets better. These Marxist nutjobs are young and have many years to further radicalize media, education, entertainment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (XJ22o)

85 Bulgar -See if there's a branch of the Anglican Church in America near you .Very Biblically based. I attend one in the late afternoon. On Sunday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (rHgXV)

86 There just doesn't seem to be a spiritual home for me right now.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

*Ahem*

Posted by: Moosleeeeeeem fidgeting with a detonator at September 09, 2026 04:41 PM (2tD1m)

87 I guess that pastor forgot what Jesus said during the Sermon on the Mount.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 04:41 PM (Oy/m2)

88 Excitable people exist in every parish, I assume.
However, if a Catholic priest had blurted out "I got some people in my church who are talking about doing a crusade against that Reform synagogue here" this opens up such a can of worms it might qualify as a barrel.
Would that be a breach of the confessional?
If not in confessional, shouldn't the priest find who the whackjobs are and stamp that shit out?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (88C+u)

89 The funniest speech from the socialism conference was the woman in a full-face covid mask declaring that being fat and ugly was how they'd win, and "the more dysgenic, the better". Actual quote.

Katie Stout definitely took that to heart.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

90
I reckon Paxton's going to win regardless, and I'd rather see him do it without the "help" of the GOPe. That way, everyone will know how useless they are, and that it's safe to tell them to get f***ed.
Posted by: Archimedes

===

my guess it will look close until the end and then Paxton wins by like 5+ points.

Shouldnt even be that close but I think Paxton is like Ted Cruz in that he runs people the wrong way and for some reason that's a bigger deal for the Republican candidate than it is for the Dem candidate.

Posted by: Leupold at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (eIzlH)

91 They are itching for ACWII

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

92 I see Not Paul is as much of a retard as his docking buddy Paul.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (oPFtC)

93 I guess that pastor forgot what Jesus said during the Sermon on the Mount.
Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 04:41 PM (Oy/m2)
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Probably not conversant with pretty much anything Jesus had to say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2026 04:43 PM (amcLV)

94 Bulgar -See if there's a branch of the Anglican Church in America near you .Very Biblically based. I attend one in the late afternoon. On Sunday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (rHgXV)

Make sure they are aligned with the non British Anglicans first.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:43 PM (uhVAy)

95 91 They are itching for ACWII
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

So was South Carolina in 1860. The birth of FAFO.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:43 PM (Gqar8)

96 And, in the Attack, the Lefties go to deprogramming camps

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2026 04:44 PM (bkuEU)

97
having women Pastrix as I like to call them are the worst and seeing the jury in Mass and their stance on abortion makes me glad that I am Catholic and we don't allow females to lead the church
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

==============

I go to religious services rarely, but the last few occasions I did were officiated by a female pastor or a female rabbi. Excellent at what they did.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:44 PM (XJ22o)

98 Hopefully the Leftists spend all their time and energy going to war with each other before they turn their full attention on us...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)

99 And Hebrews might be my favorite book in the NT.
They say Paul didn't write it but I bet he wishes he had.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:44 PM (88C+u)

100 Do these wealthy trust fund communists really think that they will be allowed to write shitty poetry instead picking beats???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (9FfUF)

101 From the Internet:

The ACNA is a Christian denomination in the Anglican tradition, formed by theological conservatives who separated from the Episcopal Church in the U.S. and the Anglican Church of Canada due to disagreements over doctrinal and social issues, particularly the ordination of women and LGBTQ clergy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (rHgXV)

102 Blonde Morticia, the mouthy repugnant shitheads get the attention but for everyone of those there are two or more TPUSA members that you will never hear anything about and there are more young people getting on with making a productive life.

Social media is a perception hack. Don't believe the bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (E0Et6)

103 99 And Hebrews might be my favorite book in the NT.
They say Paul didn't write it but I bet he wishes he had.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:44 PM (88C+u)

My best guesses are Barnabas or Silas.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (Gqar8)

104 It's going to be kind of fun to see these races slip away from the Dems. They have BIG hopes for the Senate.

Posted by: MJ at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (XOmY9)

105 guess that pastor forgot what Jesus said during the Sermon on the Mount.
Posted by: dantesed

That church has nothing to do with Jesus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (RiE77)

106
My praise is coming as a member of another denomination ( SBC), but there is not a PCA church anywhere near my AO so here I am, a Southern Baptist!

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar

Our church is full of former southern baptists, including the pastor!! (And us!! my dad was a deacon and a messenger to the SBC convention!!!) I realized I grew up in a Reform Baptist/Southern Baptist, because the liturgy of the PCA was very much like the services we had. The seeker sensitive movement that began in the 70's got rid of that beautiful worship and broke the church into the nonsense we have now.

Posted by: moki at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (wLjpr)

107 There just doesn't seem to be a spiritual home for me right now.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

The old ladies at the church will tell you, priests come and priests go, but the Church remains for us. The same is true of Popes. Catholics have always withstood bad Popes, through the centuries. Hell, we've withstood not having a Pope because the idiots in the Curia wouldn't vote on one. Popes are not the Church, just like bad priests are not the Church. I could never abandon the Mass and the Sacraments, and neither of them depend on the sanctity of the priest offering them. They are the way Jesus comes to us physically, and I just could never leave that fountain of grace and mercy.

YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (CBWmU)

108 95 91 They are itching for ACWII
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

And Canada wanted a trade war.
Against the US - lol.
I have to go see how THAT is going.
All of you have a good night.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (Sco7b)

109 I read elsewhere that Talarico's "pastor" says more people who are agnostic or atheist attend his church than people who identify as Christian . So the church is a progressive social club
-----

An, so its United Methodist.

Or ELCA.

Or PCUSA.

Or the Episcopal Church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (TN0g+)

110 Probably not conversant with pretty much anything Jesus had to say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)

111 having women Pastrix as I like to call them are the worst and seeing the jury in Mass and their stance on abortion makes me glad that I am Catholic and we don't allow females to lead the church
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

==============

I go to religious services rarely, but the last few occasions I did were officiated by a female pastor or a female rabbi. Excellent at what they did.

Agreed. Some of the women Episcopal priests I've had were outstanding, and some of the men were hopeless at best.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (Riz8t)

112 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:44 PM (XJ22o)

That's good to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (rHgXV)

113 Do these wealthy trust fund communists really think that they will be allowed to write shitty poetry instead picking beats???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 04:45 PM (9FfUF)

Spoiler alert! Their assets will be seized after they're all put against a wall and shot.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (2tD1m)

114 Hell, we've withstood not having a Pope because the idiots in the Curia wouldn't vote on one.

1315 right? I remember reading that the local priests, guards, and the king of France agreed to lock the idiots in a room and fed stale bread, waters, and some chamber pots and told they get to leave when they'd picked their guy.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:47 PM (88C+u)

115 Beckster - the Hungarian hasn’t described anything that hasn’t been happening here for decades now. It might be even more advanced.

I suppose he is corroborating this is a painfully obvious coordinated, world wide affair. But, we knew that already too.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 04:47 PM (qDLv4)

116 professor "of Africa and Islam"

The part where Islamic types castrated enslaved Africans?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (XuXeR)

117 One take on the Clancy girls that I am becoming more convinced of is that for them Clancy murdering her kids was a really late term abortion and since they've also had abortions this is just them justifying killing their own kids

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

118 Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (TN0g+)

I can only talk about folks I pastored. All of them were Christian. I am not responsible as to what happens in any other church than ones I've served.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (rHgXV)

119 Hair status?

[ ]. on Fire

[ ]. Not on Fire

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (W2Pud)

120 Blessed are the cheesemakers?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)
--------
Well, it's metaphoric for any purveyors of dairy products.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (amcLV)

121 95 91 They are itching for ACWII
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

And Canada wanted a trade war.
Against the US - lol.
I have to go see how THAT is going.
All of you have a good night.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (Sco7b)

Yeah, its gonna be more like a Trade Noticing Every So Often.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

122 Every church has gone apostate, the church age is over. Since 1994. Most dangerous place to be.

Posted by: No Hope There. at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Fn+3X)

123 Do these wealthy trust fund communists really think that they will be allowed to write shitty poetry instead picking beats???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

==

They think they'll be the Politurbo

Posted by: Leupold at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (eIzlH)

124 I remember reading that the local priests, guards, and the king of France agreed to lock the idiots in a room and fed stale bread, waters, and some chamber pots and told they get to leave when they'd picked their guy.

The chamber pots were a mistake. Things were made too pleasant for them.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

125 Bulgar -See if there's a branch of the Anglican Church in America near you .Very Biblically based. I attend one in the late afternoon. On Sunday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Are these the anti-gay priest Anglicans? Because if no forget it.

Also forget it if they prey to saints.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

126 119 Hair status?

[ ]. on Fire

[ ]. Not on Fire

Schrodinger's hair?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

127 I don't think communists starting their war in September bodes well for the DSA this November.

Shoulda kept your powder dry for a few more weeks, dumbasses.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

128 125 *if so, forget it*

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

129 Talk of civil war is just bullshit. Ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: Ben Had

============

I agree, but I also think the cultural degradation is going to get worse before it gets better.
-----

Due in large part to how many institutions and peoples that should know better who simply won't acknowledge what is obviously going on around them.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (TN0g+)

130 How desperate is Talarico? He's so desperate Illinois despot JB Pritzker is campaigning for him in Texas today.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)

131
Social media is a perception hack. Don't believe the bullshit.
Posted by: Ben Had

================

This is true, but I do lose heart at what's going on in our education system. Kids not only being taught a bunch of lefty lies, but being dumbed down in general and not learning to think critically, not being required to read a book from cover to cover and other activities we once considered basic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:50 PM (XJ22o)

132 How desperate is Talarico? He's so desperate Illinois despot JB Pritzker is campaigning for him in Texas today.

He's on every other YT ad I get.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (Riz8t)

133

“We still have people in this church who wish that the young man had not just nicked his ear, but had been more successful,” Talarico’s pastor said.

How about you, Pastor? Do you wish it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (Cqx++)

134 Hey Bulg, see if there is a Missouri Synod congregation of Lutherans near you?

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (TN0g+)

135 Every church has gone apostate, the church age is over. Since 1994. Most dangerous place to be.
Posted by: No Hope There. at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Fn+3X)

Christianity has survived those ages too. It started out in one for hundreds of years.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

136 I agree, but I also think the cultural degradation is going to get worse before it gets better.
——-

It would seem to be a safe bet. Obviously.

But - “Events my dear boy, events!”; there’s no telling. And as Yogi said - “It’s difficult to make predictions, especially about the future”.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (qDLv4)

137 Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

They do not approve of the ordination of gay clergy. If they're praying for the intercessions of Saints it's not happening in the Service. Anglicans come out of the Protestant tradition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (xPsv8)

138 130 How desperate is Talarico? He's so desperate Illinois despot JB Pritzker is campaigning for him in Texas today.
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)

I am sure that toad bloviating in Texas will electrify the undecided Texans. What nonsense. Let them burn their money.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar8)

139 One take on the Clancy girls that I am becoming more convinced of is that for them Clancy murdering her kids was a really late term abortion and since they've also had abortions this is just them justifying killing their own kids

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

There are two main ways to deal with trauma. The first is to forgive oneself for having been a victim, and the second is to make sure everyone else is victimized the same way to make it "normal"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (rbvCR)

140 Left Agitates for Killing People in the Streets for Socialism

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Butch at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (98xTj)

141 You know what else just started today in Texas?

https://tinyurl.com/mrydw3dm

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (viF8m)

142 I agree, but I also think the cultural degradation is going to get worse before it gets better.

As long as people are incentivized to let their freak flag fly they will.

Change those incentives though and their actions will change as well

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (sKqQm)

143 I love watching these communist rallies/parades where you see banners saying "workers of the world unite" held by a bunch of losers who have never worked a day in their life.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (9FfUF)

144 How desperate is Talarico? He's so desperate Illinois despot JB Pritzker is campaigning for him in Texas today.

There are people for whom JB Pritzker is a positive? I thought even Democrats didn't like him.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG)

145 Are these the anti-gay priest Anglicans? Because if no forget it.

Also forget it if they prey to saints.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

I went to a memorial service at a Methodist Church last weekend. It was St. John's Church. I was dying to ask the pastor how they had saints in a Protestant church, but I figured why poke the bear on such a solemn occasion.

There are a lot of things that don't make sense, but there they are.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:53 PM (CBWmU)

146 How about you, Pastor? Do you wish it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 04:51 PM (Cqx++)

I hear this in the voice of the djinn in Wishmaster '98

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:53 PM (88C+u)

147 I saw Bloviating Toads do a cover version of "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2026 04:53 PM (amcLV)

148 You know what else just started today in Texas?

https://tinyurl.com/mrydw3dm

I could barely watch any of the convention in '24; I'm sure not going to watch a midterm convention.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

149
Do these wealthy trust fund communists really think that they will be allowed to write shitty poetry instead picking beats???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Beet poetry?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 04:54 PM (Cqx++)

150 I go to a Southern Baptist Church, but most of them are pretty independent. Our Church is absolutely Bible based, and the Pastors are masterful in breaking down the concepts into what that means to you and for you, even if the message is pretty strong in the you don’t get to pick and chose camp. It’s positive, the community outreach is incredible. It’s filled a big hole in me.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 04:55 PM (2UJ+q)

151 Communists are just Socialists “In A Hurry”. And it seems obvious that they do tend to get impatient and get a bit out ahead over their skis. Unfortunately Republicans have never been much to fight back. It just wouldn’t be proper, you see. Undignified. We mustn’t have that. It might alienate the Independents!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 04:55 PM (qDLv4)

152 144 How desperate is Talarico? He's so desperate Illinois despot JB Pritzker is campaigning for him in Texas today.

There are people for whom JB Pritzker is a positive? I thought even Democrats didn't like him.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG)

I suppose he could threaten to sit on anyone who doesn't vote for his boy. Other than that, I can't imagine he's helping with anything there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 04:55 PM (CBWmU)

153 tcn: Episcopalians and Methodists retain some of the saints of the Church, starting with the Evangelists and Apostles. Their intercession is not sought but they are respected in the names of churches.
Lots of Saint Marks and Saint Johns in Episcopal churches in Houston. (And schools. There's a Saint Francis as well.)

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:55 PM (88C+u)

154 Yes. Missouri Synod Lutheran might be a good option as well, Bulg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:56 PM (W90Ou)

155 Communists are just Socialists “In A Hurry”. And it seems obvious that they do tend to get impatient and get a bit out ahead over their skis. Unfortunately Republicans have never been much to fight back. It just wouldn’t be proper, you see. Undignified. We mustn’t have that. It might alienate the Independents!

You're fighting the last war. The Trump Party don't play that.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

156 Shouldnt even be that close but I think Paxton is like Ted Cruz in that he runs people the wrong way and for some reason that's a bigger deal for the Republican candidate than it is for the Dem candidate.

Posted by: Leupold at September 09, 2026 04:42 PM

paxton is going to lose some of the rino vote because they are pi$$ed he beat cornyn in the primary. He should still win by 5 or more though because talerico is going to lose the black vote big time. crockett has put the word out for blacks to not vote for him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:56 PM (I43vL)

157 >>I could barely watch any of the convention in '24; I'm sure not going to watch a midterm convention.

Doesn't matter. I don't watch commies riot in California. But lots do.

For the first time today Polymarket has the Texas Senate race tied. Seems Labor Day happened and the race started.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

158
"University of California Santa Barbara History Professor Butch Ware"

Butch Ware. Verry nice.

Posted by: Wendy Burger at September 09, 2026 04:56 PM (Cqx++)

159 For the first time today Polymarket has the Texas Senate race tied. Seems Labor Day happened and the race started.

Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

160 I am sure that toad bloviating in Texas will electrify the undecided Texans. What nonsense. Let them burn their money.
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar
====

Concur.

Here's a sample of the sweeping rhetoric that he's delivering in the Lone Stare State today:

""Donald Trump is hoping that a flashy primetime event will make you forget that well, his trade war is killing costs for families at the grocery store, his war in Iran is killing ranchers and farmers and their way of life,” Pritzker said." (ABC News).

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (rj6Yv)

161 Dammmmnnn -- just send 15 minutes writing an hiliarious comment and Pixy ate it right out from under me. I give up.

Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)

162 am sure that toad bloviating in Texas will electrify the undecided Texans"

And there's nothing Texans like more than having a northern politician stumping across Texas...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (XuXeR)

163 150 I go to a Southern Baptist Church, but most of them are pretty independent. Our Church is absolutely Bible based, and the Pastors are masterful in breaking down the concepts into what that means to you and for you, even if the message is pretty strong in the you don’t get to pick and chose camp. It’s positive, the community outreach is incredible. It’s filled a big hole in me.
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 04:55 PM (2UJ+q)

Pretty much the same here. Pastor is Reformed/ Calvinist. We are elder led. Majority of congregation 45 and under. Kids are EVERYWHERE! “ Be fruitful and multiply is taken not as a suggestion!

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar8)

164 paxton is going to lose some of the rino vote because they are pi$$ed he beat cornyn in the primary. He should still win by 5 or more though because talerico is going to lose the black vote big time. crockett has put the word out for blacks to not vote for him
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I think they're still waiting for the $. Once they get it, they'll mobilize to a degree.

Posted by: MJ at September 09, 2026 04:58 PM (XOmY9)

165 paxton is going to lose some of the rino vote because they are pi$$ed he beat cornyn in the primary. He should still win by 5 or more though because talerico is going to lose the black vote big time. crockett has put the word out for blacks to not vote for him.

I love the smell of fratricide in the morning. It smells like...victory!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:58 PM (Riz8t)

166 Dammmmnnn -- just send 15 minutes writing an hiliarious comment and Pixy ate it right out from under me. I give up.
Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)

I compose in MS Word and paste to the blog. Try it, it works great!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 04:58 PM (rbvCR)

167 Beet poetry?"

Beet it.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)

168 ""Donald Trump is hoping that a flashy primetime event will make you forget that well, his trade war is killing costs for families at the grocery store, his war in Iran is killing ranchers and farmers and their way of life,” Pritzker said." (ABC News).
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (rj6Yv)

Texans get Canadian Lumber at the Grocery Store? And Texan Ranchers are in the Navy and Air Force?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)

169 >>And there's nothing Texans like more than having a northern politician stumping across Texas...

They seem to like Trump ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)

170 You're fighting the last war. The Trump Party don't play that.
——-

I am not. Thanks for asking.

Is it your contention that the Republicans are fighting back?

E.g., How is the SAVE act getting along in the Senate?

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 04:59 PM (qDLv4)

171 110 Probably not conversant with pretty much anything Jesus had to say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)

For their lives will be Gouda?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 04:59 PM (l3cgK)

172 I think they're still waiting for the $. Once they get it, they'll mobilize to a degree.
Posted by: MJ at September 09, 2026 04:58 PM (XOmY9)

Might be waiting for the midterm GOP hoedown to start before making a push, to have the additional splash in the news.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 04:59 PM (rbvCR)

173 Beet poetry?"

Beet it.
----

We got the beet.

Posted by: Belinda Carlisle at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (TN0g+)

174 I compose in MS Word and paste to the blog. Try it, it works great!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 04:58 PM (rbvCR)

Better yet do it in NotePad. More complex editors can have hidden characters that can futz up the blog.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

175 153 tcn: Episcopalians and Methodists retain some of the saints of the Church, starting with the Evangelists and Apostles. Their intercession is not sought but they are respected in the names of churches.
Lots of Saint Marks and Saint Johns in Episcopal churches in Houston. (And schools. There's a Saint Francis as well.)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 04:55 PM (88C+u)

Well, why have them if you aren't going to talk to them? Sorry, I'm Catholic, and we believe the Saints are called saints because they are in heaven, and see Jesus face to face, as it says in the Bible, so there's no reason why we can't ask them to intercede for us, just as we ask others on earth to pray for us. What's the point of having a saint if they are just there standing around?

I understand the notion of idolatry, but that's not what we do since saints are clearly not God, so it is a bit difficult to understand from my viewpoint.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (CBWmU)

176
Jeez, how stupid are these people?

If assassination is introduced as a legit form of political disagreement,

don't they realize that that "gun" gets turned right on them next?

Though-

I have to admit that it's funny as hell that they think they have to eliminate their allies first.

Bolsheviks VS Mensheviks, anyone?

Grow Monster Babies/Win Monster Prizes!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (iJfKG)

177 They seem to like Trump ok."

Trump's from FL now, so ok.

/

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:01 PM (XuXeR)

178 I have to admit that it's funny as hell that they think they have to eliminate their allies first.

Bolsheviks VS Mensheviks, anyone?

Grow Monster Babies/Win Monster Prizes!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (iJfKG)

Internal Enemies are always purged first.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)

179 Better yet do it in NotePad. More complex editors can have hidden characters that can futz up the blog.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

shutupshutupshutupshutup . . .

Never mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)

180 What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

"Thank God that's over with."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 05:02 PM (0U5gm)

181 173 Beet poetry?"

Beet it.
----

We got the beet.

Posted by: Belinda Carlisle at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (TN0g+)

https://tinyurl.com/2z2rvbd4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:02 PM (l3cgK)

182
Pretty much the same here. Pastor is Reformed/ Calvinist. We are elder led. Majority of congregation 45 and under. Kids are EVERYWHERE! “ Be fruitful and multiply is taken not as a suggestion!
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM

What I love seeing is how many young people, I am talking teens, boy teens, attending on their own. It makes me a little more optimistic on this world. We also have a lot of young families, and older families. And in between families. I swear 90% of my clients also go. It’s packed every Sunday. Granted, I live in the heart of the Bible Belt, and the very first question here is where do you go to church, but it still gives me…dare I say it..faith. 😊

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 05:02 PM (2UJ+q)

183 ""Donald Trump is hoping that a flashy primetime event will make you forget that well, his trade war is killing costs for families at the grocery store, his war in Iran is killing ranchers and farmers and their way of life,” Pritzker said." (ABC News).
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:57 PM (rj6Yv)

That fat fuck is a bit of a twat, isn't he?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:02 PM (CBWmU)

184
If they say something that sounds moderate, they're lying.

If they say something extreme and horrifying, they really mean it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 05:02 PM (eRlcH)

185 >>Trump's from FL now, so ok.

Most of Florida is from somewhere else.

It aint't the location. It's the policy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (viF8m)

186 I understand the notion of idolatry, but that's not what we do since saints are clearly not God, so it is a bit difficult to understand from my viewpoint.
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Gross over-simplification incoming! But with that warning out of the way, here's how a non-Catholic might see it:

Why go to a school teacher with a problem IF you're already "good friends" with the school Principal?

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (TN0g+)

187 Blessed are the cheesecutters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (Cqx++)

188 For their lives will be Gouda?"

This is the whey.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (XuXeR)

189 Went with my Brother and his Family to Mass and the Priest was a former North Korean that found God and became a priest. I found him very interesting. Also I love that if I attend Mass in Iceland, France or Hungary it will be the same.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (ubCxQ)

190 Bolsheviks VS Mensheviks, anyone?

Grow Monster Babies/Win Monster Prizes!

Posted by: naturalfake

Bolsheviks started killing mensheviks within days of the vote (without a quorum) that gave the bolsheviks the power.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (0U5gm)

191 187 Blessed are the cheesecutters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (Cqx++)

For Pete's sake, somebody light a candle already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (CBWmU)

192 I can't deal with this bullshit lies of this time of year. I was across the street on the 43rd floor of the World Financial Center and I watched several guys jump. I also saw stuff like a guy crawling out a broken window with black smoke pouring out of it and trying to make it to the window of the floor above, which didn't look like it was on fire, and where some other guy was hanging out of the window trying to pull him up. He fell. I watched this stuff for a good 15 mins until the second plane hit and the debris blew our windows out. Fuck muslims and fuck islam. They're fucking animals and cowards and always have been.

Posted by: front toward enemy at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (TIizU)

193 I love the pastor's buddha statue.

Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (IuIym)

194 It aint't the location. It's the policy"

Thus the "/"...

The pretends to care kinda doesn't work here.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:05 PM (XuXeR)

195 These Marxist nutjobs are young and have many years to further radicalize media, education, entertainment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:40 PM (XJ22o)

-----------------------

Entertainment industry and Hollywood as we knew them no longer exist partly do to their arrogance but also due to technology so their influence is tiny. Media and education are still enemies to contend with.

Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:05 PM (ZNpJk)

196 Imma log off before I get into a religious argument with anyone. May be back for the ONT. Later, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

197 speaking of idiots in small rooms, here is a Brit explaining criticality events with fissile material. Pu-239 in this case
youtu.be/SVoo3tcYdr8
The general theme is that when you think you have subcritical metals, meaning metals which don't have enough mass to go boom or melty or otherwise Bad... you aren't taking into account the water in the human body. To a plutonium core, you're just a walking bag of water. Water reflects neutrons and, before reflection, often slows the neutrons down for a bonus.
So idiots sticking their hands in a bunch of "subcritical" plutonium rods could well bounce slow neutrons into the plutonium and make a boo boo.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 05:06 PM (88C+u)

198 193 I love the pastor's buddha statue.

Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (IuIym)

Chinese homes will often have Buddha, Mary, Quan Yin...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:06 PM (l3cgK)

199 Bolsheviks VS Mensheviks, anyone?"

What are we, sliced cheese?

/SA Brownshirts

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:07 PM (XuXeR)

200 197 speaking of idiots in small rooms, here is a Brit explaining criticality events with fissile material. Pu-239 in this case
youtu.be/SVoo3tcYdr8
The general theme is that when you think you have subcritical metals, meaning metals which don't have enough mass to go boom or melty or otherwise Bad... you aren't taking into account the water in the human body. To a plutonium core, you're just a walking bag of water. Water reflects neutrons and, before reflection, often slows the neutrons down for a bonus.
So idiots sticking their hands in a bunch of "subcritical" plutonium rods could well bounce slow neutrons into the plutonium and make a boo boo.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 05:06 PM (88C+u)

But it feels SO WARM!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:07 PM (l3cgK)

201 192 I can't deal with this bullshit lies of this time of year. I was across the street on the 43rd floor of the World Financial Center and I watched several guys jump. I also saw stuff like a guy crawling out a broken window with black smoke pouring out of it and trying to make it to the window of the floor above, which didn't look like it was on fire, and where some other guy was hanging out of the window trying to pull him up. He fell. I watched this stuff for a good 15 mins until the second plane hit and the debris blew our windows out. Fuck muslims and fuck islam. They're fucking animals and cowards and always have been.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (TIizU)

And - this - is the story of Islam since its inception. There is NO reconciliation with them.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)

202 193 I love the pastor's buddha statue.

Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2026 05:04 PM (IuIym)

Chinese homes will often have Buddha, Mary, Quan Yin...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:06 PM (l3cgK)

Wan Hung Lo

Posted by: Bang Ding Ow at September 09, 2026 05:08 PM (TbWk/)

203 My wife is Chinese Taoist. No buddha stuff.

but she respects it kinda.

Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2026 05:08 PM (IuIym)

204 I understand the notion of idolatry, but that's not what we do since saints are clearly not God, so it is a bit difficult to understand from my viewpoint.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (CBWmU)

Protestantism started as a reaction to the Church in N Europe who wanted to cut down on the importance of the Hierarchy partly because it was planted in areas far from their local areas. Also they tended to introduce the use of the local languages in the liturgy. Saints tended to get dialed down as part of the process in favor of emphasizing the Bible itself.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

205 I'm old enough to remember when a bunch of hill scoggin and red necks got together to dress up in camo and play Call Of Duty with real firearms out in the woods, while getting motivational anti-government speeches during evening chow and beer bust that every government agency was infiltrating them and looking to put them away.

In the meantime, in the middle of cities, you have people with a track record of violently overthrowing government openly plotting their literal violent overthrow of the government.

Yet. Like anything that the Left does, the Trump Administration is perfectly fine letting it metastasize into stage IV societal cancer.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:08 PM (U4c/V)

206 I don't like Spanish Civil War Reenactments, which is seemingly what we're headed for. These calls for violence and bloodshed made by Ware and others are sincere, made with serious intention and not just bluster.

It's anyone's guess as to when this pops off or what the inciting incident will be.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2026 05:09 PM (v1M8F)

207 note to reds: the kulaks have guns

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 05:09 PM (CWTWj)

208
I go to Mass every Sunday and I've never heard anything political in a homily. However, the homily is pretty unimportant element in the Mass anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 05:10 PM (eRlcH)

209 Huey Newton and the "Black Panther philosophers" said the exact thing that this bozo Butch Ware says -- but they said it 60 years ago -- to wit:

If all the bruthas simply stopped shooting each other, and instead trained their guns on Whitey, then we could easily wipe them out and take control of America in a matter of weeks.

That's basically the same thing that this "professor" is saying. Except now it's stale cringe.

The "Gangstas vs. Rednecks" shooting war would indeed be over in a matter of weeks. But it wouldn't have the outcome Professor Ware envisions.

Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 05:10 PM (Av6i5)

210 The state of media and education is our fault. We let the rise of leftism happen and didn't do shit about it.

The only person who has done anything to give conservatism a sounding board is Elon and even that is a cesspool.

Want the truth, fund it and put it out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:10 PM (E0Et6)

211 O/T sort of (having a weird day post sinus stuff, lack of sleep, whining in mind but haven't murdered anyone yet as a Gemini...I could snap any minute).

I went to reddit for Markle snark and there was a photo montage of 4 people: Clancy, Bin Laden, Hitler and Diddy (I think that's him, dunno).

The question was this: You babysitter cancelled at the last minute and who would you leave your kids with? On reddit!

Most people say Hitler.

No one says Clancy or Diddy. A few people say Bin Laden.

In spite of the liberal wimmen spew even insane reddit people don't like Clancy or her bird of prey face. She reeks evil to me.

I see the propaganda now working on another blog. A dissertation of one person (I've never heard of) who doubts Clancy and thinks Patrick because of a meme! Because none of her DNA on the exercise bands or knife!!

My answer, that I did not bother to give, was with all of her planning she probably wore gloves. DUH! Nurses wear nitrile gloves all the time. She had time to put on gloves, Edith.

https://tinyurl.com/uhsf22k5

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:11 PM (hzuYO)

212 Oh I'm ready for war in the streets. I would find it welcome and liberating in its clarity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 09, 2026 05:11 PM (xcxpd)

213 And - this - is the story of Islam since its inception. There is NO reconciliation with them.
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

It makes me insane that like 30 seconds after Preezy W said something like "We're fighting them over there, so we don't have to fight them over here."

He and Congress started importing muslims as fast as they possibly could.

Genius!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 05:12 PM (iJfKG)

214 note to reds: the kulaks have guns"

So, I'm a kulak? Kayak?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:12 PM (XuXeR)

215 I linked this earlier but seems appropriate here. JK Rowling's ex should have killed her when he had the chance.

https://tinyurl.com/mpa6b8a3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:13 PM (ndZc7)

216 Huey Newton and the "Black Panther philosophers" said the exact thing that this bozo Butch Ware says -- but they said it 60 years ago -- to wit:

If all the bruthas simply stopped shooting each other, and instead trained their guns on Whitey, then we could easily wipe them out and take control of America in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 05:10 PM (Av6i5)

Or if they kept their guns in the holsters and scared off criminals, built black owned businesses, stores and the like and earned money and raised their families, their areas would be rich instead of poor and crime ridden.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

217 Yet. Like anything that the Left does, the Trump Administration is perfectly fine letting it metastasize into stage IV societal cancer.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:08 PM (U4c/V)

Never interrupt the enemy when they are making a mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 09, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)

218 Lefties want CWII???

Something tells me the last thing they want is to broadcast to the country that it's OK to... perforate them.

Posted by: weew at September 09, 2026 05:14 PM (9TspW)

219 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

All non-correct thinking former Comrades, Wymynsheviks, and such are expelled from the Party for incorrect Gemeinschaftsdeganks.

They shall remain on ActBlue donor lists, for possible rehabilitation.

Inshallah

Posted by: DSA (Democrat Sharia-compliant Socialists al-Amriki) at September 09, 2026 05:14 PM (4RYRd)

220
If all the bruthas simply stopped shooting each other, and instead trained their guns on Whitey, then we could easily wipe them out and take control of America in a matter of weeks.

Then they come to me for guidance.

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at September 09, 2026 05:14 PM (Cqx++)

221 War in the streets, I'm dying laughing.

A couple of renditions and covert actions and these pissants will be scared shitless.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:14 PM (E0Et6)

222 Protestantism started as a reaction to the Church in N Europe who wanted to cut down on the importance of the Hierarchy partly because it was planted in areas far from their local areas. Also they tended to introduce the use of the local languages in the liturgy. Saints tended to get dialed down as part of the process in favor of emphasizing the Bible itself.
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Protestantism went to afterburner when the Northern European monarchs and principalities saw it as an opportunity to steal Church property through expropriation and royal authority. The "Stripping of the Altars" was a revolutionary event that made a lot of people very, very rich.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 05:15 PM (rj6Yv)

223 In a God works in mysterious ways moment, I just looked down and my coffee cup from this morning was in the trash. Face up was the heat sleeve and it says “someone is praying for the day you can give them”. I didn't even see that this morning.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 05:15 PM (2UJ+q)

224 This is all a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

225 Never interrupt the enemy when they are making a mistake."

That's pretty much the 1st phase of the Paxton campaign.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:15 PM (XuXeR)

226 Wrong:

Protestantism started as a reaction to the Church in N Europe who wanted to cut down on the importance of the Hierarchy partly because it was planted in areas far from their local areas. Also they tended to introduce the use of the local languages in the liturgy. Saints tended to get dialed down as part of the process in favor of emphasizing the Bible itself.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy

Luther had mental and emotional ills. After he ran off his intellect the princes and kings looted the church and chose to keep the spoils.

See Belloc written in 1936.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 05:16 PM (wxsGM)

227 I see the propaganda now working on another blog. A dissertation of one person (I've never heard of) who doubts Clancy and thinks Patrick because of a meme! Because none of her DNA on the exercise bands or knife!!

My answer, that I did not bother to give, was with all of her planning she probably wore gloves. DUH! Nurses wear nitrile gloves all the time. She had time to put on gloves, Edith.

https://tinyurl.com/uhsf22k5
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:11 PM (hzuYO)

If they were her exercise bands and knife, not having fingerprints or DNA on them is more a sign of planning than insanity. It means she did more prep work.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)

228 The "Stripping of the Altars" was a revolutionary event that made a lot of people very, very rich.
Posted by: mrp

Fen doesn't like when I talk about the Anabaptists, but let's just say that when reactions go critical, they are very difficult to control again.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 05:16 PM (88C+u)

229 “someone is praying for the day you can give them”. I didn't even see that this morning.
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 05:15 PM

100 burpees at the end of class?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:16 PM (0sNs1)

230 Heyday:

https://shorturl.at/7A4XO

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM (Jc9BQ)

231
If all the bruthas simply stopped shooting each other, and instead trained their guns on Whitey, then we could easily wipe them out and take control of America in a matter of weeks.

My impression is that the bruthas need to be in point blank range to shoot each other. Anything beyond 20 feet is more or less safe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM (eRlcH)

232 and instead trained their guns on Whitey, "

Kinda hard to aim when holding sideways...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)

233 To update a famous quote:

"Inner-city liberals and suburban wine moms sleep soundly at night because sharp-shooting rednecks in the hinterlands stand guard at the door, ready to pump lead into anyone who dares threaten our civilization."

Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM (Av6i5)

234 This is such a fringe of a fringe point of view. You.gov/Economist poll said only 27% of Democrats wished Ryan Routh had been successful in assassinating Trump.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM (wGerL)

235 Pretty much the same here. Pastor is Reformed/ Calvinist. We are elder led. Majority of congregation 45 and under. Kids are EVERYWHERE! “ Be fruitful and multiply is taken not as a suggestion!

Its usually a sign of strong male spiritual leadership in the household when you see families at a Reformed Confessional church, either the LCF or Westminster confessions.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (rgGn5)

236 experts have insisted it was the husband because he's a gemini

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)

237 But it feels SO WARM!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

"her neutrons gripped him like a warm, friendly hand"

Posted by: another Jim at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (4RYRd)

238 Kinda hard to aim when holding sideways...
Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM

You can get a Glock slide with sights on the side.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (0sNs1)

239 War in the streets, I'm dying laughing.

A couple of renditions and covert actions and these pissants will be scared shitless.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:14 PM (E0Et6)

They believe that they will command their legions of bolsheviks from their ivory towers.

Sorry, revolutions and their counter-revolutions have a mind of their own, Temu Che.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:19 PM (dK+Kv)

240 You can get a Glock slide with sights on the side"

Same on AR...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

241 I'm your hitman!

Posted by: James Tallywhacker at September 09, 2026 05:19 PM (1WD7A)

242 Luther had mental and emotional ills. After he ran off his intellect the princes and kings looted the church and chose to keep the spoils.

See Belloc written in 1936.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 05:16 PM (wxsGM)

well sure, that's why the secular powers there let it go on rather than rubbing out this latest version of 'back to basics' religions. But even with that it was a Danish or German or Swedish dude rather than a Italian or French bishop who got the share of the offerings.

The 100 or so years of combat were kind of a downer.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:19 PM (uhVAy)

243 235 Pretty much the same here. Pastor is Reformed/ Calvinist. We are elder led. Majority of congregation 45 and under. Kids are EVERYWHERE! “ Be fruitful and multiply is taken not as a suggestion!

Its usually a sign of strong male spiritual leadership in the household when you see families at a Reformed Confessional church, either the LCF or Westminster confessions.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (rgGn5)

Families are a huge priority at my church.Strong emphasis on Biblical view of marriage.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 05:19 PM (Gqar8)

244 >>>>>>> I can't deal with this bullshit lies of this time of year. I was across the street on the 43rd floor of the World Financial Center and I watched several guys jump. I also saw stuff like a guy crawling out a broken window with black smoke pouring out of it and trying to make it to the window of the floor above, which didn't look like it was on fire, and where some other guy was hanging out of the window trying to pull him up. He fell. I watched this stuff for a good 15 mins until the second plane hit and the debris blew our windows out. Fuck muslims and fuck islam. They're fucking animals and cowards and always have been.
******
THIS × a thousand.

Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 05:20 PM (5Mso3)

245 214 note to reds: the kulaks have guns"

So, I'm a kulak? Kayak?
Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:12 PM (XuXeR)

No no, silly, you lost your firearms in a terrible kayak accident...

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:20 PM (CBWmU)

246 Young Marxists nutjobs have been brainwashed by Public Marxists Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)

247 Temu Che."

Got a shirt? Beret?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:20 PM (XuXeR)

248
Ah yes UCSB, my old school. One of the easiest campuses to get accepted in the whole UC system (which is how I got in without ever taking the SAT), where drug use is a sacrament. Next door to one of the most densely populated neighborhoods in the US, Isla Vista, where the whole place smells like a pot farm. Populated by hippy wannabes and bearded homeless pedo men who got off by walking onto campus with a sweatshirt that said "masturbate and be free". Used to see that creepy fucker every day during on-campus days.

Nothing says "gravitas" like UCSB.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (IKb6r)

249 No no, silly, you lost your firearms in a terrible kayak accident"

So that's where they went. Darn, and always the last place you look...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (XuXeR)

250 experts have insisted it was the husband because he's a gemini
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)

Apparently 1/12 of all people on earth can throw thoughts into peoples head. And the 1/12 that are Leos can't say no when that happens.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)

251 I understand the notion of idolatry, but that's not what we do since saints are clearly not God, so it is a bit difficult to understand from my viewpoint.
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Gross over-simplification incoming! But with that warning out of the way, here's how a non-Catholic might see it:

Why go to a school teacher with a problem IF you're already "good friends" with the school Principal?
Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (TN0g+)

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It doesn't hurt to have some more people on your side.

Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (ZNpJk)

252 100 burpees at the end of class?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I seed that

Posted by: Farmer K at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (4RYRd)

253 Nood, El-Sayed talks smack

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (ke3zm)

254 No doubt there are some very seriously trained and experienced democrat-communists out there but IMHO I would put that figure at no more that 10%. When conservatives start shooting back the communists "army" will collapse but for those individuals.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (xvV+O)

255 Butch Ware, who also calls himself a rap artist, has never been trained or fought in any combat or put his sorry ass on the line for anyone but himself.

"Y'all ain't nowhere near ready for a war in the streets. You better get ready for both kinds of war if you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."

Really tough guy? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he's been involved in some 7-11 hold ups or shot at some homies. I really even doubt that.

Posted by: Cheri at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (oiNtH)

256 You can get a Glock slide with sights on the side.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:18 PM (0sNs1)
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I hope the slide is molded on both sides because the very best gunslingers have a pistol in each hand as they fly through the air.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)

257 The Dems are falling into a nasty trap of their own making. Jackson in Maine and al-Sayed in Michigan are on the record calling for the confiscation of private property. Talarico's past statements against capitalism are hitting him. The past social media of these pols is killing them, and they rode it to fame and power. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (v6vok)

258 100 burpees at the end of class?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September

Oh I love a good burpee! I don’t have any in this class - I am teaching cardio after 2 strength training classes, I am insane.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (2UJ+q)

259 My impression is that the bruthas need to be in point blank range to shoot each other. Anything beyond 20 feet is more or less safe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 05:17 PM (eRlcH)

Well, unless you're an innocent bystander standing in the wrong place.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

260 Or if they kept their guns in the holsters and scared off criminals, built black owned businesses, stores and the like and earned money and raised their families, their areas would be rich instead of poor and crime ridden.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

Leftists are incapable of building anything. They only loot and destroy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (CBWmU)

261 Went with my Brother and his Family to Mass and the Priest was a former North Korean that found God and became a priest. I found him very interesting. Also I love that if I attend Mass in Iceland, France or Hungary it will be the same.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 09, 2026 05:03 PM (ubCxQ)

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And even if I don't speak the language I understand what is going on.

Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (ZNpJk)

262 What the fuck is that Tallerico pastor? I'll put 20 Quatloos on lesbian.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (xvV+O)

263 We're approaching the time frame where the little murder cults show up. Those of you old enough to remember the Socialist organizations who used kidnapping, murder, and maiming back in the 70's have a better idea what's coming.

Back then, law enforcement was all to willing to take them apart. But, this is a more complicated time (where certain crimes are rewarded, encouraged, and overlooked depending on ideology). It will be interesting to watch what happens when private citizens enforce the "law."

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske)

264 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:24 PM (0sNs1)

265 *checks local Sherriff's Wanted List*

I am obviously guilty of something, would just like more specifics.

Posted by: Miklos, a Born Leo and Murder is the Way of my People at September 09, 2026 05:24 PM (4RYRd)

266 Protestantism started as a reaction to the Church in N Europe

Absolutely none of that is true. Luther explained his reasoning on the Castle Church door in Wittenberg.

You might hate Luther, but it is not a reason to lie about Protestantism's confessional origins.

Now the anabaptists, Waldensians, Hussites and Lollards also broke from Rome for doctrinal reasons. Rome ended up murdering Wycliffe for daring to bring translations of the Scriptures to the people.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:24 PM (rgGn5)

267 They are talking about killing each other.
It's been said here before that
they eat their own.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:25 PM (51ygH)

268 No doubt there are some very seriously trained and experienced democrat-communists out there but IMHO I would put that figure at no more that 10%. When conservatives start shooting back the communists "army" will collapse but for those individuals.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (xvV+O)

Never a smart plan to have 7/11s as the only food supply you control at the start of the revolution.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

269 Lefties want CWII???

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Yeah? Well, we're not letting Ken Burns anywhere near this one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:25 PM (ndZc7)

270
If all the bruthas simply stopped shooting each other, and instead trained their guns on Whitey, then we could easily wipe them out and take control of America in a matter of weeks.

I had a good laugh over the young ghetto thug who had a tic-tack video up a few years ago where he was all "bring on the National Guard, bitchez. We gots switches, we'll kill 'em all."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 05:26 PM (IKb6r)

271 What the fuck is that Tallerico pastor? I'll put 20 Quatloos on lesbian.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

My money says reptilian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

272 12 I think that pastor is going to face some harsh realities when she/he/it stands before the Lord God Most High. I hope she/he/it repents and turns back to Christ before then, but hardened hearts seem bent on destruction.

Posted by: moki
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Good to see you.
Don't think she's going to see the Lord.
She's going to go straight to jail.
Her ticket's written.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (51ygH)

273 >>>Or if they kept their guns in the holsters and scared off criminals, built black owned businesses, stores and the like and earned money and raised their families, their areas would be rich instead of poor and crime ridden.

Posted by: Oldcat
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That was happening before LBJ.
When they stop paying people not to work it will start happening again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (51ygH)

274 Bilal was the name of a black slave convert in Mohammed's time. Lots of black converts take that name.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That's always amused me. That black American converts to islam shed their Western names - calling them "slave names" - and adopt the names of literal slaves instead.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (vJrRc)

275 Protestantism went to afterburner when the Northern European monarchs and principalities saw it as an opportunity to steal Church property through expropriation and royal authority. The "Stripping of the Altars" was a revolutionary event that made a lot of people very, very rich.
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 05:15 PM (rj6Yv)

St. Francis was opposed to the Church’s accumulation of material wealth. Had he not stayed within the Church, he no doubt would be described as having mental and emotional ills. Jan Hus certainly was treated as a heretic and the Holy Roman Emperor’s promise of safety was nullified by that presumption. Luther too might have burned were it not for the protection of certain German princes. The Church needed reform, but wanted money more. The Protestant Reformation was inevitable and bloody. And of course, “the” Church had already split and anathematised the Orthodox Church, which has the same claim to originality as “the” Church. The Protestants claim to be the true church as well. My church says both the Apostles Creed and the Nicene Creed which recognizes one true catholic church. Note the lower case “c” in catholic.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (Jc9BQ)

276 Everyone sees the Lord at the last Trump. Where you end up depends on whether you accepted the dying pity and mercy of Jesus Christ. Anything else and you will not be going to Heaven.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 05:36 PM (Jc9BQ)

277 built black owned businesses, stores and the like and earned money and raised their families, their areas would be rich instead of poor and crime ridden.
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They did that. By the 1950s there were huge swaths of black owned businesses and communities.

This was the real impetus for “The Great Society” Welfare, and Drugs. It was an op.

“Well, it worked, didn’t it?” Harry Reid

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (qDLv4)

278 When did we stop putting commies in the clink? We used to do that, didn't we? Obviously, we need to reinstate that practice.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at September 10, 2026 03:32 AM (EUKgp)

Manufacturing Jobs Surge Thanks to Trump's Tariffs and America First Agenda

The Regime doesn't like this.
People with steady jobs have confidence and people with confidence can oppose the Regime.

American manufacturing is on the rebound -- and that good news could hardly come at a better time for President Donald Trump, as Republicans gird themselves for the midterm elections just two months from now.
Manufacturing isn't the only sector that's on a hiring spree; businesses across the board added 162,000 new jobs in August.
Even The New York Times called the latest employment numbers "zesty."
The paper quoted T. Rowe Price's chief US economist, Blerina Uruci: "It's a very good report . . . And it perhaps shows that financial conditions more broadly are not that tight."
The workforce participation rate rose as well -- which matters, because people who drop out of the labor force are invisible in unemployment rates that only count those who are looking for work.
This economy is pulling Americans who'd given up hope off the sidelines and putting them to work.
That's a success not only for Trump's economic policy, but for his immigration crackdown, too: It's no longer so easy for companies to abandon Americans by hiring foreign workers instead.
Establishment economists predicted none of this.
They were certain Trump's tariffs would be catastrophic, and that American industry would contract without constant infusions of foreign labor.
Relentless efforts to stop the president's economic agenda in the courts created uncertainty that's bad for business.
Companies have to make plans based on a predictable environment of taxation and regulation -- if nobody knows whether tariffs will remain in place, nobody can afford to make long-range decisions about re-shoring jobs and buying from American suppliers instead of sources overseas.
That's what the president's foes -- who want maximum economic globalization -- were counting on.
...
Yet all the lawfare of the past year hasn't stopped the America First employment agenda from succeeding.
The results have been especially impressive in manufacturing, where the latest numbers show the biggest growth coming from jobs that make long-lasting products.
As Peter Navarro, former director of the Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy, notes in RealClearMarkets, "Manufacturing employment rose by 16,000 in August, with nearly all of that gain coming from durable-goods manufacturing."

Trump and Vance are also promoting their planned reversal of an LBJ-era rule that homes with a stay-at-home mother are not eligible for family subsidies available to homes with only working parents.

The White House is reportedly planning to reverse a half-century of damage to the nuclear family by rewarding married parents who stay home and raise their children, as Vice President JD Vance appears poised to officially announce the program's addition on Thursday at the Republican National Convention's (RNC) Dallas gathering.
"A two-parent family is the best place in which to raise a kid, and certainly it's a sacrifice. But our job is to raise good children who become good citizens, and so I think that this is an important initiative," Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks told Just The News.
The administration is drafting a rule that would let stay-at-home married parents receive subsidies from the $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund. Vance has made the initiative a priority, telling the crowd at his Marietta, Georgia rally on Saturday: "What's left over with the ashes of what they've torn down is socialism. Well, we've got a different approach, my friends. We want to invest in you. We want to fight for you, and we want to fight for your children's future."
"We're going to defeat socialism by giving you a stake in the American dream and that's how we're going to win the future. Our goal is to reverse a concensus that has screwed over communities like this one for decades," Vance concluded.
Under the draft, one married parent could receive aid to care for their own child while a spouse works at least 35 hours a week. Unmarried couples and nonworking single parents would remain ineligible.
The program now serves about 1.3 million children, mostly in households headed by single-working parents. Critics say expanding eligibility without extra funding would squeeze current recipients and providers, and the rule will need White House approval and a public comment period to take effect next .
I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure and extending socialist measures to stay-at-home-mom families is still extending socialism.
I guess that's true -- but the socialist measure is already on the books and is unlikely to be repealed. Given that -- does it make sense to deny these child subsidies to parents just because one parent raises the kids at home?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

Comments
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1 MORE FIRSTING FROM THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

2 Manufacturing Jobs Surge Thanks to Trump's Tariffs and America First Agenda

you know who else manufactured a jobs surge?

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2026 03:20 PM (v3pYe)

3 Even The New York Times called the latest employment numbers "zesty."
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Gaaaaaay

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

4 I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure and extending socialist measures to stay-at-home-mom families is still extending socialism.

The estimates I see are that married stay at home mothers voted Trump 57-43 versus 52-47 for married but not stay at home.

So I'd pay money to get more of that 52% into the 57%.

And honestly having kids raised by their own mother is better for them then daycare.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

5 As if one-earner families roll in the dough.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 03:24 PM (NnhvP)

6 Deep Throat the FBI source Mark Felt for Woodward and Bernstein said "Follow the money.". So if foreign money is "influencing" sworn United States Government officials action, inaction, neglect et cetera then let the influencers be subject to civil and criminal sanction under US law.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 03:25 PM (wxsGM)

7 I voted for this.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 03:26 PM (rTiUi)

8 [ii]And honestly having kids raised by their own mother is better for them then daycare.

1000000%. Unless the mother is Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:26 PM (2ocoG)

9 I do see a fair number of couples where both work and the argument is they need both salaries.

When you run the math on taxes, daycare, and the other incidentals though the lesser earning spouse is barely actually earning anything so a small bump here might be enough to have that spouse just stay home

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

10 Release the FBI CPAs and expose the tax records in the manner used against Trump all these years. Sound fair to you?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 03:27 PM (wxsGM)

11 If we're going to subsidize one thing, I'm a billion percent okay with subsidizing married working couples so that one parent at at least has a shot at staying home with their kids during their young years and not having to shovel thousands of dollars into daycare.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 03:28 PM (oqH4h)

12 Turns out you just needed a different President.

Or, to put it another way, turns out everyone before Trump was lying and Decline was their intentional Choice.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 03:29 PM (rTiUi)

13 >>I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure ... I guess that's true -- but the socialist measure is already on the books and is unlikely to be repealed.

I saw that too and had the same thought.
Trump is not expanding a socialist policy, he is changing it to benefit traditional families.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:29 PM (M5Q22)

14 I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure and extending socialist measures to stay-at-home-mom families is still extending socialism.

Another point on this - the left works politically because people get paid to be part of the left. We identify this as socialism and it usually is, but the bigger problem isn't we have socialist measures it is that we are paying people to be leftwingers.

Well, fine, even under Trump we've only been able to nibble at the edges of this so screw it do the same thing but pay people to be rightwingers. This is war isn't it?

Though the cap stone we need to find a way to tax NGOs, blue states, and government workers to pay for this.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

15 I saw that too and had the same thought.
Trump is not expanding a socialist policy, he is changing it to benefit traditional families.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:29 PM (M5Q22)

Would also facilitate more home schooling.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:31 PM (dK+Kv)

16 The counter attack the left seems to have settled on is that most job growth has been to females. I have seen that meme all over.

I think what has happened is that most of the deportees are male, so US men have significant job growth, but it is replacing foreign men and so does not appear in the selected data.

US women are both seeing jobs replacing foreign men, and the growth in the economy, but they are not seeing near as much decrease do to deportations.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:31 PM (M5Q22)

17 Or, to put it another way, turns out everyone before Trump was lying and Decline was their intentional Choice.

Shrub claimed he would have done all sorts of conservative things but dammit he had to expend all his energy on winning the war.

Then Obama won and instantly focused on dozens of leftwing initiatives.

So indeed looking at Shrub and the GOPe, it was never couldn't it was always wouldn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

18 One other thing that needs to be pointed out, most of these jobs are going to Americans, not illegals.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 03:32 PM (I43vL)

19 Manufacturing isn't the only sector that's on a hiring spree; businesses across the board added 162,000 new jobs in August.

I'm sure the MSM is probably giving credit to Biden or Obama.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 03:32 PM (Oy/m2)

20 The New Deal is a century old. You are never ever repealing the social democratic welfare state. The only question is who is to be subsidized, and who are to be placed on the government payroll.

The reason the Left has won, is winning, and will continue to win is that when they win elections they use that power to reward their supporters with real benefits. When the Democrats win a Presidential election they fire every rightwing and apolitical appointee and employee and give leftist true believers jobs. They then create vast new government programs which employ their voters.

If you work for a winning Democratic campaign, you get a job. If you vote for a winning Democratic candidate, your life gets better in real tangible ways. They take money from their enemies and give it to their friends and they never ever apologize for it, in fact they crow about it, they boast about it, and then impotent rightwing commentators whine about "WHAT IF THE SITUATIONS WERE REVERSED?"

A true rightwing administration would fire every federal employee who was unmarried, nonwhite, or sexually deviant, and replace them with married white men.

Posted by: Vick King at September 09, 2026 03:33 PM (4JN6A)

21

"A two-parent family is the best place in which to raise a kid"

But haven't you ever thought about the mother!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Miller at September 09, 2026 03:33 PM (j/qpP)

22 I'm sure the MSM is probably giving credit to Biden or Obama.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 03:32 PM (Oy/m2)

Shovel ready jobs are finally ready. And green shoots!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

23 I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure and extending socialist measures to stay-at-home-mom families is still extending socialism.

I guess that's true -- but the socialist measure is already on the books and is unlikely to be repealed. Given that -- does it make sense to deny these child subsidies to parents just because one parent raises the kids at home?

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Yes, this is redistribution of wealth and socialism. How about we get rid of taxes that created the Child Care and Development Act that the cynical liars who thought of this are trying to sell as a pro family move. If the problem is that someone does not earn enough, cut government, cut taxes. 25% percent of stay at home parents are male. Steal from the woking ones, so the stay at home daddy can work on his space opera ? Great idea. As good as Land to the Peasants and Factories to the Workers.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:34 PM (AKptf)

24 I am from the government and I am here to help. Great! Super conservative !

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:36 PM (AKptf)

25 >>>Trump and Vance are also promoting their planned reversal of an LBJ-era rule that homes with a stay-at-home mother are not eligible for family subsidies available to homes with only working parents.

I have mixed feelings about this. If you imagine a 2 parent household with both parents working, this new policy will be an incentive for some to have one parent quit working and then grab the subsidy. It's a bad incentive.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 09, 2026 03:37 PM (8mulE)

26 >>>How about we get rid of taxes . . . .

Shirley, you jest.

Gosh darn it. We're just too busy right now not passing the SAVE Act.

Posted by: GOPe at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)

27 Please to remember #OrangeManBad!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (0sNs1)

28 Yes, this is redistribution of wealth and socialism. How about we get rid of taxes that created the Child Care and Development Act that the cynical liars who thought of this are trying to sell as a pro family move. If the problem is that someone does not earn enough, cut government, cut taxes. 25% percent of stay at home parents are male. Steal from the woking ones, so the stay at home daddy can work on his space opera ? Great idea. As good as Land to the Peasants and Factories to the Workers.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:34 PM (AKptf)
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Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

29 How about some healthcare subsidies from Medicaid? Oh, wait , we already have that. It's called Obamacare. What ? bad idea ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (AKptf)

30 The Regime doesn't like this.
_______________________

Neither does Canada. One reason is that a portion of those jobs are related to Canadian based companies that are moving production down into the US. That's a grown trend.

Canada's biggest ship buiilder is now operating out of Texas. Japanese brewer Sapporo Breweries Ltd moved production out of Canada, to Seattle. Murphy Jewelers moved a large portion of their "manufacturing" down into the US.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (dIske)

31
I think what has happened is that most of the deportees are male, so US men have significant job growth, but it is replacing foreign men and so does not appear in the selected data.

It to this deep amuses me in a dark way that almost all of the "refugees" we are getting are fighting age males.

If things are so bad back home give them a few months of military training and some rifles.

But the real answer is that in most of the world they have surplus men and the easiest way for Muslim/African/Latin American countries to stabilize their political orders is to send those men somewhere else to cause trouble instead of back home

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

32 Gee, thanks for the nood, y'all.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

33 I have mixed feelings about this. If you imagine a 2 parent household with both parents working, this new policy will be an incentive for some to have one parent quit working and then grab the subsidy. It's a bad incentive.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 09, 2026 03:37 PM (8mulE)
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Yeah that's the point bro. Having children raised in their formative years by an actual parent and not shlepped off to daycare for 8-9 hours a day is preferable to society as a whole.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 03:40 PM (oqH4h)

34 dems would prefer gov't financed pre-school daycare so there are more people who belong to unions supporting dem politicians

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

35 1 MORE FIRSTING FROM THE BLADE
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September

I read that as more FISTING and really want to encourage you to wash the Cheeto dust off your dick and get out of your mom’s basement.

Dude.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

36 People's circumstances may be different than other people.
I would think they would know what is best for their family.
I would also suspect there would be times when the mom would have to work when money got tight. People do what they have to do. It's not always an option.

Posted by: Case at September 09, 2026 03:40 PM (noln+)

37 Meanwhile, Texas is going so well for the Democrats that CNN put together a compilation of Brandon Herrera telling jokes about "fat, blue-haired Austin feminists" for Kaitlyn Collins to frown at.

Also the jokes are funny, and his Dem opponent, Katie Stout, weighs about 400 pounds and was just caught using campaign money the DNC sent her to buy cookies. I couldn't make up something that amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

38 I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure and extending socialist measures to stay-at-home-mom families is still extending socialism.

I guess that's true -- but the socialist measure is already on the books and is unlikely to be repealed. Given that -- does it make sense to deny these child subsidies to parents just because one parent raises the kids at home?

I haven't made up my mind yet, but I'll admit I lean towards thinking we're going to have to do everything we can to encourage people to have children, and that the ones we most need to encourage are the smarter, harder working ones who are currently the least fertile cohort.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

39 Canada still has a baby bonus for each kid you have. So people can come from shithole countries, pop out the kids, barely work and live a life better in their craphole.

Or hell, just have the money deposited and go home for extended visists.

It's working out great!!!

In tariff news, BC is pulling out the BIG GUNS people. They, sit down, put up a sign yesterday saying Canada will never be the 51st state. Bravo. So brave.

On the CBC, I have been seeing a bit more hesitancy that putting the sawed off economic shotgun into our mouth and pulling - or would you have to push - may not be the best of moves.

We may cave sooner than thought but I think Carney wants to hurt Trump in the midterms and I'd like to see Trump give official notice to end the Free Trade Agreement. Let the little bitch play chicken with the Trumpster....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 09, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

40 re 31: and think of all the job openings for americans who want to join gangs

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

41 Would also facilitate more home schooling.

Don't say that too loud. The Left is already working on their emotional blackmail w/r/t the lost opportunity for ne're do wells to raise your children while both parents are toiling for The Man.

If you tell them that government school activists won't have the same level of access to corrupt and groom children, the Left might just go full jihad on the Normals.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 03:42 PM (+4Cf6)

42 I stayed home after my son was born until he entered nursery school. I would not have wanted a subsidy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:42 PM (W90Ou)

43 And honestly having kids raised by their own mother is better for them then daycare.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

Most of the time.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 09, 2026 03:42 PM (Nwnyj)

44 Also the jokes are funny, and his Dem opponent, Katie Stout, weighs about 400 pounds and was just caught using campaign money the DNC sent her to buy cookies. I couldn't make up something that amazing.

Did she lose to Karen McBloat?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

45 I have mixed feelings about this. If you imagine a 2 parent household with both parents working, this new policy will be an incentive for some to have one parent quit working and then grab the subsidy. It's a bad incentive.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 09, 2026 03:37 PM

I agree. Not only that but we are expanding yet another government benefit that will be rife with fraud and illegals getting even more of my tax dollars.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 03:43 PM (I43vL)

46 I stayed home after my son was born until he entered nursery school. I would not have wanted a subsidy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:42 PM (W90Ou)

Staying at home, or worked from home ? Because there is a difference.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:44 PM (AKptf)

47 >>>Trump and Vance are also promoting their planned reversal of an LBJ-era rule that homes with a stay-at-home mother are not eligible for family subsidies available to homes with only working parents.

I have mixed feelings about this. If you imagine a 2 parent household with both parents working, this new policy will be an incentive for some to have one parent quit working and then grab the subsidy. It's a bad incentive.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 09, 2026 03:37 PM (8mulE)

That's still better. Day care is poison and expensive. These days the mom could take online classes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)

48 Part of the reason the governing elites pushed so hard for women to join the workforce in mass was to pump up economic numbers but its mostly fake.

If a mother is paying 80% of her take home salary in daycare and related costs this is not a win for anyone.

The left argues we should "fix" this by giving those mothers "free" daycare which would be a nightmare on so many levels but incentive all mothers to work.

This reverses that, for the cases where the mother wants to stay home but needs the bump from the money left over from daycare this should be enough...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

49 "Yes, this is redistribution of wealth and socialism. How about we get rid of taxes that created the Child Care and Development Act that the cynical liars who thought of this are trying to sell as a pro family move. If the problem is that someone does not earn enough, cut government, cut taxes. 25% percent of stay at home parents are male. Steal from the woking ones, so the stay at home daddy can work on his space opera ? Great idea. As good as Land to the Peasants and Factories to the Workers."

If you had an electorate that would support repealing it, never would have passed in the first place.

We didn't used to need a standing police force, a constantly sitting judge, and a prison system, because we just executed criminals as soon as they were caught.

We didn't used to need an immigration service, because you had to sail for weeks on a ship to get here, and when you got here it was work or starve.

Posted by: Vick King at September 09, 2026 03:45 PM (4JN6A)

50 I agree. Not only that but we are expanding yet another government benefit that will be rife with fraud and illegals getting even more of my tax dollars.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 03:43 PM (I43vL)

Any time you have a government program, a subsidy, you will have fraud. Instead of looking at why one cannot live on one salary, they are creating another massive government program. WTAF ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (AKptf)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (ccf/V)

52 Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:44 PM (AKptf)

I did not work from home. It would be rather difficult in my job. This was before televised sermons during Covid and wouldn't work for home visitation . I didn't read the article ( sorry!) The subsidy is for women who work from home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (W90Ou)

53 I dunno. Roll Call just told me the House is tilting towards blue wave territory and a Democrat House is all but guaranteed. They are also sanguine about republicans hopes of holding the senate.

So some voters aren’t feeling like Republicans and Trump are doing a good job. Enough that they will elect Democrats to really make sure things are burned down.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (rkCBr)

54 Clancy had a nanny and wasn't doing all that much kid raising.

She just murdered them.........in cold blood. One by one......with an exercise band......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (ccf/V)

55 This is part of Trump's response to the new Democrat socialism messaging. I hate it in general but approve on that basis alone.

Far as I can tell, God sent this man to slow down these monsters.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:47 PM (Nwnyj)

56 Or, to put it another way, turns out everyone before Trump was lying and Decline was their intentional Choice.
Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 03:29 PM (rTiUi)

Unmarried women vote Democrat at massive levels so the deep state wants to ensure that women stay single. Racial minorities vote Democrat at massive levels so the deep state wants to minimize the white population.

It's all about providing an electorate amenable to being slaves to the bureaucracy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 03:47 PM (ExV1e)

57 The media ignores it.. They are all into the "Barrel of oil is too high!!!"...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

58 The administration is drafting a rule that would let stay-at-home married parents receive subsidies from the $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund.

Get rid of that, cut spending by 85% and lower everyone's taxes.

That'll please most that actually pay damn taxes in the first place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:48 PM (ccf/V)

59 Roll Call is shit

Posted by: doug at September 09, 2026 03:48 PM (B1+sW)

60 That damn MAGAfacturing !!!

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

61 I dunno. Roll Call just told me the House is tilting towards blue wave territory and a Democrat House is all but guaranteed. They are also sanguine about republicans hopes of holding the senate.

So some voters aren’t feeling like Republicans and Trump are doing a good job. Enough that they will elect Democrats to really make sure things are burned down.
Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (rkCBr)

If that were so they wouldn't be suing to redistrict 1 seat in a Red State.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

62 If there are jobs, why am I eking out a meager living selling meagers?

Posted by: Virgil Starkwell at September 09, 2026 03:48 PM (Fn+3X)

63 I have a suspicion that it is Mr. Vance's idea, directly from his "think tank" that promotes "limited" government intervention to solve society's problems. I mean...where have we heard this before ..

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (AKptf)

64 What about the def cit ? We got to do something about the def cit.
- the usual gang of clueless gas bags who’ve managed to do nothing about anything, ever.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (jt/rW)

65 >> Under the draft, one married parent could receive aid to care for their own child while a spouse works at least 35 hours a week.

What the actual fuck. Pay people to care for their kids?

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (rkCBr)

66 If only there was some kind of bill designed to help stop vote fraud. It would have to be pretty big though.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (Nwnyj)

67 the Left might just go full jihad on the Normals.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 03:42 PM (+4Cf6)

"Bring 'em on, I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (dK+Kv)

68 >>> Under the draft, one married parent could receive aid to care for their own child while a spouse works at least 35 hours a week.

What the actual fuck. Pay people to care for their kids?

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (rkCBr)

Two words.

Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

69
What the actual fuck. Pay people to care for their kids?
Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (rkCBr)

Y don' you jus go an eff yo seff......

Posted by: La'Quisha Jones at September 09, 2026 03:50 PM (ccf/V)

70 Per the Babylon Bee:
"GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November"

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (lJ0H4)

71 This change is going to pay a lot of migrants to stay home and breed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (A6kLH)

72 Bring 'em on, I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM

A straight fight? So guessing you mean no "swordplay" then?

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (Nwnyj)

73 I saw one conservative object to this plan by saying that the aid is a socialist measure and extending socialist measures to stay-at-home-mom families is still extending socialism.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

Yup...and even two of your cobloggers! Sefton and I talked about this on today's podcast.

Transfer payments are transfer payments, regardless of their motive. Cut taxes, cut the regulatory state, and more people will have children because they will have more money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (k5CNB)

74 Unmarried couples and nonworking single parents would remain ineligible.
......

Gonna save $ billions.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS)

75
Two words.

Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

You said rape twice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

76 But the GOP senator from Kansas decides he's on Canada's side because Bombardier has a factory in Kansas . He doesn't care that Canada doesn't let Gulfstream do regular business in Canada. It's all about short term self interest instead of long term American interest.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (KC5Lt)

77 The deficit is now into unmanageable territory. But I guess that doesn’t sell to well to the voters who just want more free shit. Entitlements that are mandatory already consume more than half of the federal budget. It dwarfs defense spending. Good grief.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (rkCBr)

78 I did not work from home. It would be rather difficult in my job. This was before televised sermons during Covid and wouldn't work for home visitation . I didn't read the article ( sorry!) The subsidy is for women who work from home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (W90Ou)

No. Any parent , man or woman, who is stay at home.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:52 PM (AKptf)

79 >>One other thing that needs to be pointed out, most of these jobs are going to Americans, not illegals.

Another thing that should be mentioned over and over is that these are private sector jobs. Lots of GOP presidents have promised to shrink the size of government. Trump did it.

We now have the smallest number of federal employees in 60 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

80 Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

You said rape twice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

It would be misogynistic to not let them have their way with me twice.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:52 PM (Nwnyj)

81 >> Two words.

Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

Ok wait. I changed my mind.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:53 PM (rkCBr)

82 I have had all I can handle today.

Between reading what the evil broads from the Clancy jury said, to the baby momma gender reveal immediately swallowing an abortion pill, to the bodies falling from the towers............

I've got to do something else...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:53 PM (ccf/V)

83 I have a suspicion that it is Mr. Vance's idea, directly from his "think tank" that promotes "limited" government intervention to solve society's problems. I mean...where have we heard this before ..

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (AKptf)

As I get to know his policies more and more, I like him less and less.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 03:53 PM (k5CNB)

84 The subsidy is for women who work from home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (W90Ou)

No. It is for two parents families where one parent stays at home and doesn't work. aka welfare.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 09, 2026 03:53 PM (8mulE)

85 We already have a child tax credit that’s being scammed.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:54 PM (rkCBr)

86 Thera is more that just one conservative who is objecting to this particular flavor of redistribution of wealth.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:54 PM (AKptf)

87 That Guy apparently woke from a 25 year coma this morning. LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)

88 I mentioned Canada's baby bonus.

I'd love to see the system set up where income taxes keep declining down to zero for each child you have. You could tax the rich ones at normal rates after the first million or so.

But that's a better way. It's your money. You just get to keep it. I thought an asian country did that.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

89 But the GOP senator from Kansas decides he's on Canada's side because Bombardier has a factory in Kansas .

Trump even said that if Bombardier wants to sell more stuff in the US without tariffs they should expand that factory, which would be good for the senator.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:54 PM (2ocoG)

90 Hypothesis:

J.D. Vance has merely been given the difficult assignment of appealing to the Neanderthal Right, and is actually cleverer and more politically astute than he sometimes might appear.

The Setting:

2028 is looming. It's becoming clear that the two GOp nominees are: Rubio, and Vance. Whom shall we pick?

The Problem:

Rubio seems smarter, more eloquent, more politically attuned to MAGA. Vance is OK on a lot of issues, but for unknown reasons he's been disturbingly Tucker-curious. And he appeals more to the "knuckle-dragging" contingent of the GOP, i.e. paleo-conservatives, rather than the post-modern Trump-style conservatives. The problem? As VP, Vance is the presumptive nominee. Even though Rubio seems like a better bet to harvest easy victories coast-to-coast. His Hispanic name will also be a big plus, netting millions of votes in Hispanic-heavy states like Florida, Arizona, etc.

Solution, and hypothesis:

Vance is part of Trump's inner circle, and he was given the most difficult political assignment of all: Keep the knuckle-draggers in the GOP tent. So he purposely acts Tucker-curious as a strategy, not because he actually believes it.

Agree?

Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)

91 This change is going to pay a lot of migrants to stay home and breed.

Then we need to send them back to their host countries. If you come here as an immigrant, you get no bennies provided by the taxpayers.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

92 Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

You said rape twice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

It would be misogynistic to not let them have their way with me twice.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:52 PM (Nwnyj)

You can't rape the willing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (dK+Kv)

93 I have a suspicion that it is Mr. Vance's idea, directly from his "think tank" that promotes "limited" government intervention to solve society's problems. I mean...where have we heard this before ..

Could be from Trump himself too though. Remember, there's basically no daylight between Trump's positions and Bill Clinton's. Only the Democrats rushing to the left makes it seem different.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

94 I'm in the camp that doesn't really like this strategy of figuring out ways to give government welfare cheese to "Republicans" instead of just Democrats.

I guess it's better than not doing anything, but you then have a new audience that likes big government.

I bet there's no a huge swath of MAGA Republicans that would be pissed if ObamaCare were 100% repealed because they'd have to pay full fare for their health care.

Posted by: Leupold at September 09, 2026 03:56 PM (eIzlH)

95 J.D. Vance has merely been given the difficult assignment of appealing to the Neanderthal Right, and is actually cleverer and more politically astute than he sometimes might appear.

How is he appealing to the Neanderthal Right though? He and Trump publicly admit they played Tucker like a fiddle.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:57 PM (2ocoG)

96 And the fucking cynical ploy to sell it as some kind of "pro-family" initiative is disgusting. How about housing? Allegedly good people, and families are unable to afford houses. And the best place to raise kids is under a solid roof where each kid has his own bedroom and bathroom. So, let's pay for 20% downpayment and first year of mortgage. For the families.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (AKptf)

97 I can’t figure out how all these years people had children, one parent worked, the other cared for their kids and they survived without this kind of handout.

The problem is people are fiscally irresponsible. They are also living in places or in lifestyles they really can’t afford. That’s called a choice. You choose to have two people work and dump the children on Nannie’s to pay for your personal indulgences. Now you’re going to pay people to stay at home, which is a weak, socialist enticement.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (rkCBr)

98 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:53 PM (ccf/V)

I think you're a very nice, caring man ( and we share a birthday 😉 and numerous people here are praying for you and your family, but with all of the bad news including the Clancy stuff, can I kindly suggest taking some time off from most of the threads? I'm doing that . You are o to a lot of people. Please take care of yourself, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (rHgXV)

99 Hypothesis:

J.D. Vance has merely been given the difficult assignment of appealing to the Neanderthal Right, and is actually cleverer and more politically astute than he sometimes might appear.

The Setting:

2028 is looming. It's becoming clear that the two GOp nominees are: Rubio, and Vance. Whom shall we pick?

*cough*

Posted by: De Santis at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

100 I miss Burrito Gal.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

101 Transfer payments are transfer payments, regardless of their motive. Cut taxes, cut the regulatory state, and more people will have children because they will have more money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM (k5CNB)
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If you've some evidence that the GOP as currently installed has any interest in actually cutting taxes and shrinking the FedGov rather than tinkering around the edges to throw some scraps to the peasants, please present it.

While what you're saying would be nice, there's about as much hope for doing any of that as a fart in a hurricane.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (oqH4h)

102 What jobs? Bloom, I'm wearing a cardboard belt!

Posted by: Max Bialystock at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (Fn+3X)

103 So, let's pay for 20% downpayment and first year of mortgage. For the families.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (AKptf)

So now you're just haggling over the price?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (dK+Kv)

104 Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.

The Atlantic had an article on polyamory. Their take? Its something that rich people do because they are bored.

I saw this being analyzed on a leftwing forum so I thought I would see what they thought and the answer?

There were a bunch of responses from people saying they were in a polygamous relationship and not only were they not rich (note based on their other posts this was dubious as they most looked to be in the top quarter of earners) but it made things like child care easier as you could have two working parents and a third to raise the kids "for free"

Pretty much all of the posters were women in MFF relationships and it is funny because they've gone back to a very early view on marriage where as long as the man could afford more wives why shouldn't he?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

105 >> That Guy apparently woke from a 25 year coma this morning. LOL

Shut your filthy mouth. It was a bourbon induced coma.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (rkCBr)

106 You can't rape the willing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (dK+Kv)

Some would say desperate

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (Nwnyj)

107 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (rHgXV)

Meant/ you are important .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)

108 2028 is looming. It's becoming clear that the two GOp nominees are: Rubio, and Vance. Whom shall we pick?

*cough*

Posted by: De Santis at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

Be patient. Your time to swoop in and backstab the good guy will come.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:00 PM (dK+Kv)

109 I was a latchkey kid as both my parents worked. I managed to stay out of trouble for the most part. That's unfortunately not the case for others left on their own.

But giving money away instead of creating an economic environment where one parent can afford to stay home is a mistake that will just compound problems.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 04:00 PM (KC5Lt)

110 What jobs? Bloom, I'm wearing a cardboard belt!
Posted by: Max Bialystock at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (Fn+3X)
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Do you have an onion tied to it? Or is that not in style this season?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 04:00 PM (FZ29D)

111 Now back in season at Aldi's: their superb blue stilton cheese. I also tried their bottled coffee concentrate, and it's better than the median in taste among brands, and only $4.09 per bottle. Full disclosure: I am not compensated for this recommendation

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 04:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

112 Could be from Trump himself too though. Remember, there's basically no daylight between Trump's positions and Bill Clinton's. Only the Democrats rushing to the left makes it seem different.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

Plus the fact that Clinton frequently tried to sound more conservative than he was. Somehow, the actual outcome was the typical lefty crap.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 09, 2026 04:00 PM (8mulE)

113 Canadian baby bonus is a problem as the babies are Muslims

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 04:00 PM (v6vok)

114 If you've some evidence that the GOP as currently installed has any interest in actually cutting taxes and shrinking the FedGov rather than tinkering around the edges to throw some scraps to the peasants, please present it.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (oqH4h)

Trump has cut the federal government down to its smallest in 60 years.

Now he needs to cut taxes and stop playing welfare games for political purposes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:01 PM (k5CNB)

115 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:01 PM (rkCBr)

116 The problem is people are fiscally irresponsible. They are also living in places or in lifestyles they really can’t afford. That’s called a choice. You choose to have two people work and dump the children on Nannie’s to pay for your personal indulgences. Now you’re going to pay people to stay at home, which is a weak, socialist enticement.
Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (rkCBr)
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Some people are irresponsible, sure, but blaming it all on people being stupid is disingenuous.

There was a time when a single salary at a decent job could support a family comfortably. Now we've gone and fucked that to no end. Housing costs are astronomical compared to what they used to be, and if you don't want to live in a hovel or a ghetto, you're going to be paying a lot of money so your kids can grow up safe and in a decent school, and that means both parents work.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

117 Pretty much all of the posters were women in MFF relationships and it is funny because they've gone back to a very early view on marriage where as long as the man could afford more wives why shouldn't he?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

The multiples of probability that one of them would choke out your kids?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (dK+Kv)

118 Who decided to put the GOP convention up against the first two NFL games of the season?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (/OKHJ)

119 So so late to the HQ today. Scanning the posts there were a couple I would like have commented on but won’t now in lieu of thread hijacking sensitivities. C’est la vie, or really, c’est ma vie.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (Gqar8)

120 Pretty much all of the posters were women in MFF relationships and it is funny because they've gone back to a very early view on marriage where as long as the man could afford more wives why shouldn't he?

"Women will happily share a desirable man" isn't exactly news. Most cultures strongly discourage it because it creates a surplus population of angry military-age men. But for Islam that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (2ocoG)

121 I honestly think this is a ploy they will throw out before the midterms and it will die an ugly death on Congress. Most likely the senate where everything goes to die including most of its ancient occupants.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (rkCBr)

122 Trump has cut the federal government down to its smallest in 60 years.

Now he needs to cut taxes and stop playing welfare games for political purposes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:01 PM (k5CNB)
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Yep he's done good work, but HE can't cut taxes. That would be our gutless wonders in the Legislative Branch.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (oqH4h)

123 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:01 PM (rkCBr)

Wasn't that the purpose?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (dK+Kv)

124 I can’t figure out how all these years people had children, one parent worked, the other cared for their kids and they survived without this kind of handout.

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Yes, let's.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:03 PM (AKptf)

125 Vance is part of Trump's inner circle, and he was given the most difficult political assignment of all: Keep the knuckle-draggers in the GOP tent. So he purposely acts Tucker-curious as a strategy, not because he actually believes it.

Agree?
Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)

I remember when everyone was saying Rubio was a neocon that could not be trusted.

Vance is doing the harder job right now of bearding the EU and UK on freedom of speech and religion, and deconstructing the Democratic power base of fraud and violence. Rubio is the bad cop abroad, outside the Americas anyway.

I agree that this drawing lines between our side especially over that clown Carlson is bad politics.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

126 Seen Marxists billboards that tariffs are paid by consumers

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)

127 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.
Posted by: That Guy
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Had a friend who's dad was a widower, and found out later this was going on with the nanny he hired.

Decent looking younger hispanic woman. Dad was quite a bit older.

Posted by: Leupold at September 09, 2026 04:03 PM (eIzlH)

128 When you run the math "

Math be raysiss

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:03 PM (XuXeR)

129 Should we tell them that millions of illegal immigrants are raising the price of housing or nah?

Because it some of these towns where the removal rates are high prices have demonstrably come down.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:04 PM (rkCBr)

130 Who decided to put the GOP convention up against the first two NFL games of the season?
Posted by: Mark1971

See Babylon Bee thought on the convention at comment 70.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 04:04 PM (lJ0H4)

131 >>Trump has cut the federal government down to its smallest in 60 years.

>>Now he needs to cut taxes and stop playing welfare games for political purposes.

Axshully, it was Congress that passed the Big Beautiful Bill because that is what the Constitution mandates. Yea, it was Trump's idea as were all the tax cuts but Congress appropriates money and then the Executive is legally bound to spend. He's allowed to make some modification as Trump is proposing by sending some of the appropriated funds to parents instead of to LaQuisha but he still has to spend it.

We need a better Congress if we really want spending cuts of any significance.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:04 PM (viF8m)

132 Any time you have a government program, a subsidy, you will have fraud. Instead of looking at why one cannot live on one salary, they are creating another massive government program. WTAF ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:46 PM (AKptf)

That is literally false. It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ. Please stop strawmanning.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

133 the Left might just go full jihad on the Normals.

Posted by: Community Notes

"Bring 'em on, I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

What is considered appropriate wear for this season? 556 or 7.62?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (dRC6u)

134 So so late to the HQ today. Scanning the posts there were a couple I would like have commented on but won’t now in lieu of thread hijacking sensitivities. C’est la vie, or really, c’est ma vie.

You let a job and/or real life interfere with your commenting duties? Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

135 But but if we cut taxes however will we pay for all of our social programs?

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

136 Vance is part of Trump's inner circle, and he was given the most difficult political assignment of all: Keep the knuckle-draggers in the GOP tent. So he purposely acts Tucker-curious as a strategy, not because he actually believes it.

Agree?

Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)

Possible but there's also not many of them. On the other hand there seems to be an oddly consistent split in positions between him and Rubio while simultaneously not seeming hostile to each other.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (okun6)

137 The deficit is now into unmanageable territory. But I guess that doesn’t sell to well to the voters who just want more free shit. Entitlements that are mandatory already consume more than half of the federal budget. It dwarfs defense spending. Good grief.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 03:51 PM

Funny you should mention that. I was listening to AM Dallas talk radio the other day and they had on the guy running for Texas district 34 and he pretty much said the same thing when asked about expanded government spending to give to parents to stay home.

His take was there is no way at this point we are ever going to reign in any sort of government spending and it is going to continue to grow so why can't we toss some $$$$ to parents who want to stay home and raise kids.

He is not wrong. But I disagree with this new subsidy because like all other forms of government handouts it will be rife with fraud and illegals getting money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (I43vL)

138 Subsidized. Hot. Nannies.

The Atlantic had an article on polyamory. Their take? Its something that rich people do because they are bored.

I saw this being analyzed on a leftwing forum so I thought I would see what they thought and the answer?

There were a bunch of responses from people saying they were in a polygamous relationship and not only were they not rich (note based on their other posts this was dubious as they most looked to be in the top quarter of earners) but it made things like child care easier as you could have two working parents and a third to raise the kids "for free"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
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The "rich people bored" angle on polyamory is mostly old school swinging, where they don't choose permanent second partners. It's much more common than people think.

The new trendy "polyamory" among the less financially secure is basically just roommates sharing rent and expenses. Maybe they're fucking each other, maybe not. But poly is very trendy at the moment, so more people will claim to be poly than actually practice it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

139 We need to send people like Murkowski out on a missed hunt and float them out to sea on an iceberg. That’s the only way we get things done.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (rkCBr)

140 I didn't like the Covid checks either but I didn't turn it down. Nor the extra unemployment ( which coincidentally happened for me unrelated to Covid) . That was part of the six trillion spent in six months. Trump is not a budget hawk in that regard. That he can direct money already funded , is a no brainer for him.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (KC5Lt)

141 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.

This provides a situation where a desirable man (he is pre-selected and is from the nanny's POV rich) now spends time with a younger, probably attractive feminine woman.

Not in any way saying its ok but you can see why it happens.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

142 134 So so late to the HQ today. Scanning the posts there were a couple I would like have commented on but won’t now in lieu of thread hijacking sensitivities. C’est la vie, or really, c’est ma vie.

You let a job and/or real life interfere with your commenting duties? Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

Damnable MeatSpace obligations!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)

143 He is not wrong. But I disagree with this new subsidy because like all other forms of government handouts it will be rife with fraud and illegals getting money.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:06 PM (I43vL)

its not a new subsidy. Its changing the requirements for the same subsidy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)

144 Work is OK for most I guess, but investing in theatrical production is where you can earn massive windfalls. You can own a piece of Prisoner of Love.

Posted by: Bialystock and Bloom at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (Fn+3X)

145 That is literally false. It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ. Please stop strawmanning.
Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)
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It's all that dude does. He gets autistically spun up about some notion he gets in his brain and then bangs on about it for an entire thread, none of it lining up with the actual facts at hand.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (oqH4h)

146 These numbers are even better when you factor in the amount of Illegal workers who have been deported.

If only 1/3 of the illegals were working a job.... and WAY
more than 3 million have either been deported, or departed willingly?

That's 1 Million more Americans working...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 04:08 PM (mP0Kj)

147 115 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.
Posted by: That Guy

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I need to get a nanny.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 04:08 PM (M5Q22)

148 Axshully, it was Congress that passed the Big Beautiful Bill because that is what the Constitution mandates. Yea, it was Trump's idea as were all the tax cuts but Congress appropriates money and then the Executive is legally bound to spend.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:04 PM (viF8m)

The president is not obligated to spend all of the funds. He can rescind spending after notifying Congress. That forces them to commit to the spending. Sure, they will do nothing, and then they can be called out for it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:08 PM (k5CNB)

149 Fox and CNN are covering the Trump Convention. For now. CNN is helpfully telling their 650,000 or so trapped listeners what to think.

MSNow - lol - Talarico holds food drive to counter Trump Convention. Probably all protein and you have to earn it. Sad looking bitch is on.

CBC - Trump is a poopyhead.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 04:08 PM (Sco7b)

150 Exactly. The program exists. It's not going anywhere.

Unfortunately I've predicted exactly this. When they're giving free healthcare, free welfare, free food stamps to illegals, at a certain point the US citizen says that NOT taking them for themselves is just a sucker's bet.

All because RINO trash like Thune refuse to stop it.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 09, 2026 04:09 PM (UkEqa)

151 could support a family comfortably"

4 cellphones at 100 a pop, home intertubes and cable at 200 plus, acai and quinoa...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR)

152 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.

Joe met Jill Biden when he and his first wife hired her to babysit Hunter.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:09 PM (2ocoG)

153 Those who are defending this nonsense would sing a different tune if Joe Bidet came up with it. Here is an idea, create a "life fund" , or similar, as soon as you start working, and set aside for your future parenting needs. Take it out of your own salary, invest it, whatever.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:09 PM (AKptf)

154 gleepglop glurp

Posted by: Sid...who enjoys the sexual affections of his hamster at September 09, 2026 04:10 PM (2J5h1)

155 >>He is not wrong. But I disagree with this new subsidy because like all other forms of government handouts it will be rife with fraud and illegals getting money.

It's not new and the program has not been expanded. Trump doesnt have that power. No president does.

Congress already appropriated the money. Trump is just trying to move some of the money Congress already approptiated to what he sees as a better cause.

The reason Trump was impeaced over Ukraine is Democrats in Congress were claiming Trump was refusing to spend money that Congress had appropriated for Ukraine. Once Congress appropriates it, the Executive must spend it. The only argument here is handouts to which group?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:10 PM (viF8m)

156 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:01 PM (rkCBr)

Wasn't that the purpose?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:02 PM (dK+Kv)
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There's an entire cottage industry of young, attractive foreign "au pairs" who are almost certainly fucking the dad, and maybe also the mom.

Why else would you hire a pretty 25-year-old Norwegian chick as an au pair?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

157 Canada, the PRC, Russia, Persia are betting all their marbles on a Dem House takeover in November. Aided and abetted by our very own MSM.

That's why DJT and the Republicans need to push hard for a November victory.

All the good news will ignored or smothered within 48 hours, while the doom and gloom, fictional and non-fiction will exaggerated pushed to the front.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (rj6Yv)

158 Knew a guy who was tapping the babysitter. His wife was a really nice, and I thought attractive woman. I said to her- didn’t you find it at all suspicious how anxious he was to drive her home and that he was gone over a half hour for a ten minute ride. She was like, I guess you’re right. She caught him buying stuff for her on their credit card. Ass.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (rkCBr)

159 4 cellphones at 100 a pop, home intertubes and cable at 200 plus, acai and quinoa...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR)
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Don't forget multiple vehicles, all with their own maintenance and insurance costs (and car payments).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (FZ29D)

160 But poly is very trendy at the moment, so more people will claim to be poly than actually practice it."

Polly want a cracker?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)

161 It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

This is naive in the extreme. Next year Congress will appropriate more money because the program was so well accepted. That's how we got to be $40 trillion in the hole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (k5CNB)

162 >>The president is not obligated to spend all of the funds.

Oh yes he is. Aside from some very specific situations, this ain't one of them, he absolutely must spend it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:12 PM (viF8m)

163 Germany, and a few other EU countries, are offering subsidies for one parent at home.

It's a way to encourage demographic growth and get the birthrate up without resorting to immigration.
So while it is a welfare subsidy, I guess I could support the idea if it works as in intended.

This would also remove some money from the daycare industry/fraud.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

164 >> Why else would you hire a pretty 25-year-old Norwegian chick as an au pair?

She’s great with children?

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:12 PM (rkCBr)

165 She was like, I guess you’re right. She caught him buying stuff for her on their credit card. Ass.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

166 Been a quarter century since Fran Drescher was The Nanny. She might look like Yetta now.

Posted by: Nanny-less in NC at September 09, 2026 04:12 PM (Fn+3X)

167 I've only seen two non-insane complaints about Trump's economy from the left

1) Gas prices
2) He didn't reverse Bidenflation with a massive 50% deflation event.

Ok the second one is insane. Trump reduced 20% Bidenflation back to a normal 3% rate, but he can't really return prices to pre-Biden levels via deflation.

Unfortunately that inflation is permanent - the left spent the money on welfare for illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

168 Those who are defending"

Pointing out reality isn't defending.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

169 Why else would you hire a pretty 25-year-old Norwegian chick as an au pair?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

For her superior childcare skills and home economics experience. That's what you tell the wife anyway.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (dK+Kv)

170 More social engineering from the Government to make up for the failed Government policies that led to social problems.

The only solution Government has for its own failures, is more Government.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (mP0Kj)

171 It might incentivize people who are only shacking up to get married, I suppose.

What needs to happen is that congress stops allocating more money than is taken in net income taxes (this should also exclude FICA).

But you never know, maybe doing something that might encourage stable family formation will cause congress to discover fiscal discipline.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (vJrRc)

172 Those who are defending"

Pointing out reality isn't defending.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

Forget it, man. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (dK+Kv)

173 Sex often makes men go stupid.Not as often the case with women, I am convinced.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (Gqar8)

174 Avoiding public schooling is incredibly expensive. Good parents could use some relief.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (bX16E)

175 at is literally false. It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ. Please stop strawmanning.
Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

CBD already addressed it, @148, this is false.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (AKptf)

176 [Don't copy and paste trolls. [CBD]]

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (rkCBr)

177 When you run the math on taxes, daycare, and the other incidentals though the lesser earning spouse is barely actually earning anything so a small bump here might be enough to have that spouse just stay home
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

It's a cultural problem now. We convinced all the women that they would only have self-worth if they got degrees and had A Career and became girl bosses. If they spend those precious career-building years staying home and raising their babies, they'll never get ahead in corporate world.

It's heartbreaking.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (zYpTz)

178 I need to get a nanny.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Everybody ought to have a maid.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

179 Knew a guy who was tapping the babysitter. His wife was a really nice, and I thought attractive woman. I said to her- didn’t you find it at all suspicious how anxious he was to drive her home and that he was gone over a half hour for a ten minute ride. She was like, I guess you’re right. She caught him buying stuff for her on their credit card. Ass.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM

I knew a whole bunch of married guys who lost their minds over strange pu$$y. It ended badly for most of them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (I43vL)

180 "Been a quarter century since Fran Drescher was The Nanny. She might look like Yetta now."

She was one of the many good supporting character actors in that movie about the ping-pong guy.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

181 This is naive in the extreme. Next year Congress will appropriate more money because the program was so well accepted. That's how we got to be $40 trillion in the hole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (k5CNB)

Nah, USAID and thousands of other scams is what did it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)

182 Why else would you hire a pretty 25-year-old Norwegian chick as an au pair?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

For her superior childcare skills and home economics experience. That's what you tell the wife anyway.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:13 PM (dK+Kv)
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I always assume the wife knows and has her own thundercock on the side. It's a version of swinging (see my comment above). Or else the wife would be nuts not to put the kibosh on hiring a hot nanny.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

183 Forget it, man. He's on a roll"

Cinnamon?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

184 I banged the baby sitter and got to be President.

Posted by: President Depends at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (Fn+3X)

185 151 could support a family comfortably"

4 cellphones at 100 a pop, home intertubes and cable at 200 plus, acai and quinoa...

Posted by: man
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Are you saying that little Acai and her brother Quinoa should not have cell phones?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (M5Q22)

186 178 I need to get a nanny.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Everybody ought to have a maid.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

Mel Gibson sagely nods.

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (Gqar8)

187 161 It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

This is naive in the extreme. Next year Congress will appropriate more money because the program was so well accepted. That's how we got to be $40 trillion in the hole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (k5CNB)

Yeah, the idea that adding eligibility to a bunch of new recipients won't somehow increase the cost?

Uh... wanna buy a bridge?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (mP0Kj)

188 Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.
.......

and remembers his first boner.
Oh... you meant the Dad.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS)

189 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 09, 2026 04:16 PM (2Ez/1)

190 the Left might just go full jihad on the Normals
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Yeah, that's pretty much been the case now for at least 50 years, closer to 60 I guess. I guess what you mean is something quite more dramatic and escalatory in nature?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 04:16 PM (da0+b)

191 I knew a whole bunch of married guys who lost their minds over strange pu$$y. It ended badly for most of them.

It's even worse for the kids. You've basically told them "this woman's vagina means more to me than you do".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:16 PM (Riz8t)

192 It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

This is naive in the extreme. Next year Congress will appropriate more money because the program was so well accepted. That's how we got to be $40 trillion in the hole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (k5CNB)

Exactly. This program will grow and grow and grow.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (AKptf)

193 I know a family where the mom insisted they get a male nanny to make sure that didn’t happen. The so called husband boinked him. Disgusting but true.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (rkCBr)

194 4 cellphones at 100 a pop, home intertubes and cable at 200 plus, acai and quinoa...

Generally costs should go down as technology improves the way we produce goods and services.

This has stopped in recent years because of government bureaucracy and inflation.

The FNM will tell you it is a shame the minimum wage isn't $30 but the problem is the costs of food, energy, and healthcare should be about 1/4th to 1/10th of what they are now. And would be if we didn't open a "war on poverty"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

195 YouTube reports Iran fired at a US Aircraft Carrirr but commens say they all missed

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)

196 As independent and adamant not to take any government assistance as my father was , I'm not so sure he wouldn't have taken this benefit to allow my mom to stay home. Weird but thinking that makes me sad .

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (KC5Lt)

197 Nah, USAID and thousands of other scams is what did it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)

Growth of entitlements.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (k5CNB)

198 "Every single guy I know who had a nanny sampled the pooty.
......."

Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: The Costanza Defense at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (2Ez/1)

199 Yes, everything is blowing and going, though steel is getting hard to come by.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (0U5gm)

200 I know a family where the mom insisted they get a male nanny to make sure that didn’t happen. The so called husband boinked him. Disgusting but true.

The Talerico family, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (2ocoG)

201 161 It is pre-existing, and they are not even increasing its budget. Just adjusting eligibility requirements, so that having a working spouse is not an automatic DQ.

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

This is naive in the extreme. Next year Congress will appropriate more money because the program was so well accepted. That's how we got to be $40 trillion in the hole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:11 PM (k5CNB)

Yeah, the idea that adding eligibility to a bunch of new recipients won't somehow increase the cost?

Uh... wanna buy a bridge?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (mP0Kj)
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If it reduces the feral minor problem by just a few points, I'm guessing it's worth the money. More mothers/fathers working from home means more parents keeping an eye on the kids (and other peoples' kids, too).

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (rj6Yv)

202 >>Exactly. This program will grow and grow and grow.

The elect a Congress that will stop appropriating funds. It does not good to blame the branch of government that is Constitutional bound to spend the money Congress approptiates instead of putting the blame where it belongs, on Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

203 t's all that dude does. He gets autistically spun up about some notion he gets in his brain and then bangs on about it for an entire thread, none of it lining up with the actual facts at hand.
Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (oqH4h)

who the fuck are you ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (AKptf)

204 I always assume the wife knows and has her own thundercock on the side. It's a version of swinging (see my comment above). Or else the wife would be nuts not to put the kibosh on hiring a hot nanny.

Dorothea Dix, who headed up nursing in the CW, insisted that all women aspiring to be battlefield nurses had to be as homely as a mud fence. She apparently was able to find enough of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)

205 YouTube reports Iran fired at a US Aircraft Carrirr but commens say they all missed

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM

There is one youtube guy out there this morning that claimed iran hit the USS lincoln with a ballistic missile. I wanted to call B$ but the comments were turned off.

If that had actually happened it would be blasted 24/7 wall to wall on cnn.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (I43vL)

206 The good and the perfect don't get along...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (XuXeR)

207 YouTube reports Iran fired at a US Aircraft Carrirr but commens say they all missed

IRGC tried to use oil tankers to attack an aircraft carrier yesterday. That went about as well as you'd expect.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (2ocoG)

208 I knew a whole bunch of married guys who lost their minds over strange pu$$y. It ended badly for most of them.

I do have to laugh that pop culture says, "Men will do anything for sex" and then is shocked that the married man stoops a hot nanny even though he's married to a "boss babe"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

209 YouTube reports Iran fired at a US Aircraft Carrirr but commens say they all missed
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)
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I'm picturing the Iranian command and control center is just a copy of the grid from the game Battleship.

They sent out a transmission to the U.S. aircraft carrier: "D-7".

U.S. response: "Miss!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 04:20 PM (FZ29D)

210 Maid, maid...
A man needs a maid.
Someone to keep my house clean, cook my meals and go away

Posted by: MkY at September 09, 2026 04:20 PM (q6tQZ)

211 Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (rkCBr)

Not surprised the male nanny would be gay but you gotta be surprised the husband was.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 04:20 PM (KC5Lt)

212 who the fuck are you ?"

Who who, who who?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:20 PM (XuXeR)

213 I know a family where the mom insisted they get a male nanny to make sure that didn’t happen. The so called husband boinked him. Disgusting but true.

The Talerico family, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (2ocoG)

This, too, is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:21 PM (dK+Kv)

214 YouTube doesn't report things. People do.

Posted by: Don Rumsfeld at September 09, 2026 04:21 PM (2Ez/1)

215 I'm picturing the Iranian command and control center is just a copy of the grid from the game Battleship.

IRGC general: Marco!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:21 PM (Riz8t)

216 212 who the fuck are you ?"

Who who, who who?
Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:20 PM (XuXeR)

Pete Townsend - wrote a song about it!

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2026 04:21 PM (Gqar8)

217 IRGC tried to use oil tankers to attack an aircraft carrier yesterday. That went about as well as you'd expect."

"Abdul, must go faster!"

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:21 PM (XuXeR)

218 183 Forget it, man. He's on a roll"

Cinnamon?
Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

Speaking of cinnamon rolls, Chef John just posted a recipe for Apple "Cider Bath" Cinnamon Rolls with no-knead dough. I'm a bit hesitant since I'm not really an apple cider fan, but the other stuff seems sound.

https://tinyurl.com/4br9ssj9

Posted by: Thrawn at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (oPFtC)

219 If it reduces the feral minor problem by just a few points, I'm guessing it's worth the money. More mothers/fathers working from home means more parents keeping an eye on the kids (and other peoples' kids, too).
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (rj6Yv)
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That used to be pretty normal when I was growing up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)

220 IRGC tried to use oil tankers to attack an aircraft carrier yesterday. That went about as well as you'd expect."

"Abdul, must go faster!"

Ramming speed!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

221 Exactly. This program will grow and grow and grow.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (AKptf)
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The program has existed for thirty fucking years dude, calm your tits already.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (oqH4h)

222 I always assume the wife knows and has her own thundercock on the side. It's a version of swinging (see my comment above). Or else the wife would be nuts not to put the kibosh on hiring a hot nanny.

Dorothea Dix, who headed up nursing in the CW, insisted that all women aspiring to be battlefield nurses had to be as homely as a mud fence. She apparently was able to find enough of them.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)
_____

Similarly, there is no shortage of older, much less attractive ladies (almost all foreigners) available as nannies. There is only one reason to hire a 20-something hottie. Gee, what could that reason possibly be?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (iFTx/)

223 It does not good to blame the branch of government that is Constitutional bound to spend the money Congress approptiates instead of putting the blame where it belongs, on Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

You are missing a major point. The Trump administration is using its authority to take a relatively small program and make it more attractive to more people. That will hand Congress an excuse to increase funding. And that is exactly what will happen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (k5CNB)

224 Remember when the Supreme Court ruled that the line item veto was unconstitutional?

Guess what that means?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

225 How big a horndog does Arnold have to be to bone that beast of a maid they had.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 04:23 PM (KC5Lt)

226 >> Not surprised the male nanny would be gay but you gotta be surprised the husband was.

People are just lonely and also disgusting. They lack willpower and indulge every impulse no matter how destructive. A lot of people are also very unhappy with their life choices and often end up on the wrong road as a result. In this case, the dirt road.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:23 PM (rkCBr)

227 This provides a situation where a desirable man (he is pre-selected and is from the nanny's POV rich) now spends time with a younger, probably attractive feminine woman.

I sure fucked that part up.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at September 09, 2026 04:23 PM (WbWbV)

228 Similarly, there is no shortage of older, much less attractive ladies (almost all foreigners) available as nannies. There is only one reason to hire a 20-something hottie. Gee, what could that reason possibly be?

You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

229 The program has existed for thirty fucking years dude, calm your tits already.
Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (oqH4h)

whoever is paying for your anger management classes is not getting their money's worth. sad.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (AKptf)

230 The current MSM game is to create an equivalence in force with confrontations between the US and Iran.

Iran launches several missiles at US warships. They all miss or are intercepted = US destroys 5 IRGC oil tankers. The Persians can't afford that loss ratio, but they'll keep attacking in order to feed the doom and gloom story to the MSM. This will continue all the way up to the mid-term elections.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (rj6Yv)

231 Pete Townsend did a lot of research back in the day.

Posted by: Institute For Studies at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (Fn+3X)

232 People are just lonely and also disgusting. They lack willpower and indulge every impulse no matter how destructive. A lot of people are also very unhappy with their life choices and often end up on the wrong road as a result. In this case, the dirt road.

"People" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

233 The IRGC launched a missile at our naval assets. The missile was shot down. Our forces sank 3 Iranian oil tankers and hit 3 port cities.
IRGC launched 30/40 missiles at Jordan today and all were intercepted except 3 that landed in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (E0Et6)

234 NUDE Talarico

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

235 Gee, what could that reason possibly be?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (iFTx/)

Wife has control of the goody bag?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (dK+Kv)

236 The program has existed for thirty fucking years dude, calm your tits already.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (oqH4h)

You are missing the point. Making the program more attractive will hand Congress a ready-made excuse to spend more...and they will.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (k5CNB)

237 Iran launches several missiles at US warships. They all miss or are intercepted = US destroys 5 IRGC oil tankers. The Persians can't afford that loss ratio, but they'll keep attacking in order to feed the doom and gloom story to the MSM. This will continue all the way up to the mid-term elections.

Their terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

238 Dorothea Dix, who headed up nursing in the CW, insisted that all women aspiring to be battlefield nurses had to be as homely as a mud fence.
Posted by: Archimedes

My Mom, who was very pretty when young, was a flight nurse in WWII, but I can't believe that she would have ever had sex outside marriage.

She went on a date with a serviceman named Charles Kirbo, who later in life became an advisor to Jimmy Carter. She said (and my Mom was not one to lie or embellish) that he proposed to her on that first date.

That was the end of that relationship.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ)

239 One family I know hired an old Italian lady as their au pair. She came with her rosaries and pictures of Jesus. No hanky panky there. It was a smart choice.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (rkCBr)

240 I do have to laugh that pop culture says, "Men will do anything for sex" and then is shocked that the married man stoops a hot nanny even though he's married to a "boss babe"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
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It's because boss babes aren't sexually attractive to normal men. They aren't feminine. They're masculine, competitive, and generally hard to be around in a domestic situation.

Basically the old adage: "No matter how hot she is, there's a man out there that's tired of her shit." So when the soft 25 year old nanny brushes up against the dad in the kitchen and he starts thinking with the wrong head, that's basically what's to blame.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (oqH4h)

241 Similarly, there is no shortage of older, much less attractive ladies (almost all foreigners) available as nannies.

Posted by: Elric

That was tried by Mrs Swarzenegger.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (0U5gm)

242 Is they start with redistribution of some subsidy, it is never going to lead to anything good. Look at what they did with Obamacare. Same argument, "Medicaid already exists !"

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 04:26 PM (AKptf)

243 Chef John just posted a recipe for Apple "Cider Bath" Cinnamon Rolls with no-knead dough"

Sounds good. Also - do miss the maple donuts...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 04:26 PM (XuXeR)

244
Agree?
Posted by: zombie

===============

Possibly. And that theory still leaves Rubio the candidate for 2028.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:26 PM (XJ22o)

245 227 This provides a situation where a desirable man (he is pre-selected and is from the nanny's POV rich) now spends time with a younger, probably attractive feminine woman.

I sure fucked that part up.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at September 09, 2026 04:23 PM (WbWbV)

To be fair, and I'm not supporting this (given my best friend got divorced *twice* due at least in part to infidelity), but the Hispanic maid probably didn't berate Arnie for being a man. This probably made her "real" attraction to Arnie raise a point or 10.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 09, 2026 04:26 PM (oPFtC)

246 I asked Duck.ai how many hollywood movies there have been about a married spouse having an affair with the maid/nanny and it told me about 20 BUT many more "Lifetime films and erotic thrillers"

Not often you'd find lifetime films and erotic thrillers in the same category...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

247 You are missing the point. Making the program more attractive will hand Congress a ready-made excuse to spend more...and they will.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:25 PM (k5CNB)
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Which sorta puts the lie to your earlier wishing that taxes and spending be cut.

They're going to spend it anyway, might as well spend it on people who are nominally, maybe, republican voters rather than let the left shovel it all out the door to their preferred constituencies.

This is not what I'd prefer either, but I believe in playing by the rules that the other team plays by, rather than continually taking it in the tailpipe over muh princibuls.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 04:28 PM (oqH4h)

248 My Mom, who was very pretty when young, was a flight nurse in WWII, but I can't believe that she would have ever had sex outside marriage.

She went on a date with a serviceman named Charles Kirbo, who later in life became an advisor to Jimmy Carter. She said (and my Mom was not one to lie or embellish) that he proposed to her on that first date.

That was the end of that relationship.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton...

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)

249 >>You are missing a major point. The Trump administration is using its authority to take a relatively small program and make it more attractive to more people. That will hand Congress an excuse to increase funding. And that is exactly what will happen.

I don't think I am. I think you are.

Congress has never needed an excuse to grow a progam. Not ever. That's why we are $40 trillion in debt and arguing over less money than was stolen in Minnesota. Let me know when Congress gets around to cutting the programs that funded that fraud.

Trump does not have the power to refuse to spend money Congress has already appropriated. That's the Constitution. He can have his administration move some of the money in the same department it was targeted for as Trump is trying to do here but it's still going to be spent and not even God himself seems to be able to stop the dipshits in Congress from continuing to spend more every single year no matter how big our debt.

I tend to think this is a less bad use of the money that is going out the door not matter what. That's all.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)

250 to not spend money

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)

251 Wasn't Arnold's wife banging McCain's campaign manager, that Helped run his campaign for Gov of Cali

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 09, 2026 04:32 PM (ubCxQ)

252 You are missing a major point. The Trump administration is using its authority to take a relatively small program and make it more attractive to more people. That will hand Congress an excuse to increase funding. And that is exactly what will happen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 04:22 PM (k5CNB)

So now you think Congress is responsive to the people?

Go have a lie down, man.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)

253 Congress has never needed an excuse to grow a progam. Not ever. That's why we are $40 trillion in debt and arguing over less money than was stolen in Minnesota. Let me know when Congress gets around to cutting the programs that funded that fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)

If so then what Trump did does nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

254 When you run the math on taxes, daycare, and the other incidentals though the lesser earning spouse is barely actually earning anything

Math?

Posted by: Girl Boss at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (TvrWq)

255 Exclude Muslims and Leftist lesbians and I am willing to agree.
But if approved without these limits, expect a trillion to MN and Cali in fraud.

Posted by: My Name is Legion at September 09, 2026 10:25 PM (fNTy4)

Texas School Board Approves "Controversial" Theory That the 9/11 Attacks Were Inspired by Radical Islamic Ideology

The only controversial idea here is that it is radical Islamic ideology that inspired the attacks.
Some might say that plain-old Islam was behind the terrorist slaughter.

The Texas Board of Education gave final approval to changes to the state's high school social studies curriculum, a controversial move that will impact how students are taught about Islam and Christianity.
The amended social studies curriculum, which covers US history, government and world geography, comes after dozens of people gave public testimony, with most expressing their opposition to the finalized version.
The board approved language asserting that "radical Islam" motivated the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks rather than taking a more narrow focus on the terrorist groups involved in the attack.
The material also requires students to study early Islam through Prophet Muhammad's "brutal military campaigns against Jewish and Christian tribes," the "normalization of slavery" and the taking of female captives as "harem slaves."
Several Democratic State Board of Education members pushed back against the wording, but the Republican-majority board still approved that section and the other changes on Friday.
Muslim groups and students, as well as multiple curriculum experts, also spoke out against the new changes.
"I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong," Habiiba Quresh, a 15-year-old Muslim student, told the board, according to The Texas Tribune. "I shouldn't have to defend my religion in the middle of history class because of one sentence someone on this board wrote."
When the Regime wants to talk endlessly about whites practicing slavery, and whites complain, the Regime says that whites are babies with "white fragility" who are just covering up their "white supremacist culture."
When you point out that Islam enslaved hundreds of thousands of Europeans and Americans, and Jefferson had to send multiple squadrons of ships to stop Muslims from enslaving us, they whine that you're imposing your white supremacy on them.
Only (((some people))) are required to reckon with their ancestors' unsavory actions.
At the WSJ, John J. Miller notes that "The Road to 9/11" aired once and then was buried forever.

A 9/11 Story Some Want Us to Forget
'The Path to 9/11' suggested some inconvenient truths 20 years ago. It's been memory-holed ever since.

A television miniseries disappeared down the memory hole. "The Path to 9/11" aired exactly once, two decades ago. Then it vanished. ABC hasn't shown it since. The network has refused to release it on a disc or as a download. No streaming service carries it.
It's almost like someone doesn't want you to watch it.
Millions of Americans saw the docudrama in 2006, on the fifth anniversary of 9/11. It played across two nights, without commercials. Its major inspiration was the final report of the 9/11 Commission, the bipartisan panel empowered by federal law to investigate the terrorist attacks.
"Few people actually read the report," says Quinn Taylor, the former ABC executive who conceived of the show, in an interview. "Our goal was to put it in living rooms and make people think."
...
"The Path to 9/11" is a gripping story of failure....
A lot of Democrats took "The Path to 9/11" seriously. Instead of letting it become an occasion to learn from the mistakes of past, however, they proclaimed political grievances. They disliked its suggestion that President Clinton was too distracted by his paramour Monica Lewinsky. They objected to its depictions of Clinton administration figures who blocked O'Neill and others as they tried to thwart bin Laden. They didn't care that many of the people behind the program were fellow Democrats. "I'm to the left of the left," says Hans Proppe, a producer. "We were just telling history."
The most controversial scene involves CIA operatives and their tribal allies in Afghanistan as they prepare to snatch bin Laden from a remote compound. With the villain in their sights, they seek a green light from President Clinton's national security adviser Sandy Berger, played by Kevin Dunn. At first, Berger dithers in the situation room. He looks weak. Ultimately, he refuses to grant the go-ahead order. When the bad news arrives down range, an Afghan warrior asks a devastating question: "Are there any men left in Washington or are they all cowards?"
Berger and others claimed that this never happened. Yet it's based on an incident described in "The 9/11 Commission Report." In 1998 the CIA had identified a possible bin Laden hideout near Kandahar, Afghanistan. For months, teams rehearsed an operation to apprehend him. The plan was risky. Officials debated whether to approve it. Days before it would have occurred, it was called off. "Impressions vary as to who actually decided not to proceed," says the report. It could have been CIA director George Tenet. There's a good chance it was Berger.
Perhaps calling it off was the right move. Maybe the mission would have failed. We'll never know. The report makes a simple observation: "No capture plan before 9/11 ever again attained the same level of detail and preparation."
A couple of weeks before the scheduled broadcast of "The Path to 9/11," ABC sponsored a screening in Washington, D.C. It showed a portion of the program, including the scene with Berger. Almost immediately, Democrats revolted. Harry Reid of Nevada, Chuck Schumer of New York, and three other senators sent a letter to Bob Iger, who was the CEO of Disney, which owns ABC. It warned him about "misinformation," urged him "to cancel this broadcast," and reminded him in the manner of extortionists who run a protection racket that ABC enjoys "a free broadcast license" from the government "to act as a trustee of the public airwaves serving in the public interest."
It was a brazen move. It might even be described as "despicable, disgusting, and against democratic values," which is what Mr. Schumer called President Trump's demands that ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel last year, after the late-night host claimed that the assassin of conservative activist Charlie Kirk was "one of them," i.e., a member of "the MAGA gang."
At least the letter from the senators was a public document. The media reported on it. Americans could read it. In private, President Clinton phoned Mr. Iger and insisted that he stop the show, according to the journalist Carol Felsenthal in her 2008 book, "Clinton in Exile." ABC responded by ordering last-minute edits. The scene with Berger was chopped up. "That was an important sequence," says Cyrus Nowrasteh, the screenwriter. "We were censored."
...
After the single showing, ABC deep-sixed "The Path to 9/11." The company appears to have no plans for a revival. "It was cancelled before cancel culture was a thing," says David L. Cunningham, the director.
Other movies about 9/11 are available in the usual ways. These include acclaimed films such as "United 93" and "Zero Dark Thirty" as well as "Fahrenheit 9/11," the anti-Bush screed by left-wing polemicist Michael Moore. Only "The Path to 9/11" is absent, perhaps along with the movies that Hollywood never made because producers witnessed the fate of those who dared to question the legacy of Clinton 1.0 and wondered about the prospect of Clinton 2.0, as Hillary Clinton ran for president in 2008 and 2016.
Meanwhile, Islamist propagandists are claiming that images of the "Falling Men" of 9/11 are Islamophobic, and are further claiming that no one actually saw these images at the time, but were later discovered and pushed as propaganda. This is a bizarre claim, and I'm not even sure this claim, even if true, would aid the Islamists.

There is now an entire generation alive which doesn�t have its own memories of 9/11

This video is for them. It shows what it looked like when Islamist terrorism arrived in the USA

Never forget� pic.twitter.com/PkZl3awGt5
— Visegr�d 24 (@visegrad24) September 7, 2026

The jumpers started at 8:46.

Networks had the tape. They hid Americans choosing the air over the fire.

Then they spent 25 years treating the word Islam like a crime. The footage was �too graphic.� The truth was forbidden.

This day is stamped in my heart forever... pic.twitter.com/90UcqXVv2I
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) September 9, 2026

Millennials love pretending there were isolated shots of people jumping out of windows on live broadcasts of 9/11 and they could totally see that on the 21� CRT TV wheeled into their classroom. Most probably didn�t even have a TV in the classroom and are conflating memories. https://t.co/foPRkwDUe8
— Hamas Factory Team (@420stonerman69) September 6, 2026

Hasan Piker jihadsplains that his statement that "America deserved 9/11" was "a joke" and then goes on to say that five years ago, there was reportage about the US's support of the mujahideen which resulted in "backlash" from the Islamic world that resulted in 9/11. He says that he thought this vindicated his older statement that "America deserved 9/11," but he also says that was just "a joke."
"A joke" which he's claiming was vindicated as accurate and true. You know, that kind of "joke."

Hasan Piker justifies him saying �America deserved 9/11� pic.twitter.com/bHQcMPwtlU
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) September 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 I know you, you know me.
I'm the black sheep of the family.
I'm in and out of trouble,
I'm the talk of the town.
I get wild in the street when the Sun goes down.

I steal around like a thief in the night,
Dancing till the break of day.

Bad boys,
Running under cover of moonlight.
Bad, bad boys,
Getting wild in the street, wild in the city.

I see you, you see me,
Just a black street boy in society.
With high-heeled women full of champagne and lies,
Getting wild in the street till the hot sunrise ...

AND INTO FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

2 Nothing radical about it. Just your basic common everyday Islamic philosophy. We see it every day.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 02:21 PM (2WIwB)

3 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL IT 'TERRORISM!!!'

- The official position of the Canadian government

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:21 PM (PGK1w)

4 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

5 *clutches pearls*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 02:23 PM (cIy7m)

6 Very nice. The liberals running to Texas will love this.
No mention of the prophet mo's 6 year old wife?

Hasan Piker is showing up in ads in Michigan with El-Sayed by their opponents. And Mike Rogers has new ads out talking about him protecting America.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 02:23 PM (Sco7b)

7 There is another option - The Looming Towers on Hulu. But it's about the precursors to 9/11 from the FBI and CIA perspective, starting from after the 93 bombing attempt and the bombing of the USS Cole.

Doesn't much get into politics, but when I watched it, I don't recall anything objectionable, per se.

Posted by: deadrody at September 09, 2026 02:24 PM (vgB0v)

8 Less then 25 years later nyc elected a Muslim for mayor.

Thats the greatest fuck you to the victims possible.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:24 PM (Y08do)

9 Hassan Piker? That fag?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 02:24 PM (Offqv)

10 Networks stopped showing the attacks and a certain parts of the aftermath after about a year or two. They stopped showing a lot after a year or two. Soon it was like it never happened.

Even more shocking was how Fag NY let it be a crater for nearly a decade instead of just building them back immediately.

It was then I knew for certain we were done as a country. Then fuckin Obama showed up.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:25 PM (Nwnyj)

11 Less then 25 years later nyc elected a Muslim for mayor.

Thats the greatest fuck you to the victims possible.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:24 PM (Y08do)

*Side eyes*
- A Certain President

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:25 PM (PGK1w)

12 Meanwhile, Islamist propagandists are claiming that images of the "Falling Men" of 9/11 are Islamophobic, and are further claiming that no one actually saw these images at the time, but were later discovered and pushed as propaganda. This is a bizarre claim, and I'm not even sure this claim, even if true, would aid the Islamists.

The joy of getting old is having stupid children tell you that things you saw with your own eyes never happened.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)

13 "Only (((some people))) are required to reckon with their ancestors' unsavory actions."

The American (feather) Indians were big slavers too. Despite the pro-Indian propaganda about "noble savages," the reality was that there were very rich Indians living on yuge plantations with 100s of slaves.

You know all that whining and crying and boo-hooing about the Trail of Tears? Probably 90% of what is told about that is pure lies. One big fact left out is that the poor whittle oppressed Indians brought thousands of their black slaves with them. Hundreds of slaves died on the trip.

Every word they say is a lie. Every word.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

14 Maybe "radical" is intended to be good, like in old school surfer lingo. Killer waves = Killer religion, like that.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2026 02:26 PM (2ap+5)

15 "but Bush said Islam is a religion of Peace. He wouldn't lie "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 02:27 PM (v6vok)

16 "Berger and others claimed that this never happened. "

If you can't trust Sandy Berger's sterling reputation for truth and moral rectitude, what have we become?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 09, 2026 02:27 PM (r7+Q7)

17
The amended social studies curriculum...

===============

wth? What was it before?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

18 The Internet is converging on Hasan's name being "Mao Zap Dog" and he hates it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

19 Less then 25 years later nyc elected a Muslim for mayor.

Thats the greatest fuck you to the victims possible.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:24 PM (Y08do)

Important to remember that New York's population has been largely replaced by foreigners in the intervening years. This is what is intended for *all* of us.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (lFFaq)

20 "When the Regime wants to talk endlessly about whites practicing slavery, and whites complain, the Regime says that whites are babies with "white fragility" who are just covering up their "white supremacist culture."

When you point out that Islam enslaved hundreds of thousands of Europeans and Americans, and Jefferson had to send multiple squadrons of ships to stop Muslims from enslaving us, they whine that you're imposing your white supremacy on them."

The only mention of the Islamic slave trade I can recall in any kind of popular media is in, of all places, the HBO show "Oz", where the main Muslim leader Kareem Saïd mentions it's long past time to start talking about what the Arabs did with African blacks via their slave trade.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (oPFtC)

21 Huh?

It was 2001, retard. Even in my podunk, broke-ass hillbilly high school we had TVs and watched that horror show on them.

Miss P's AP history class for me. I said it was definitely Muslims and they would have to pay for it dearly. She chastised me for being a bigot. I laughed at her.

I guess that was an early sign of how well that war would turn out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

22 I still can’t believe we went from an adult NYC mayor like Rudy Giuliani to Muzzie Theatre Kid manchild Mamdani in such a short time.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (QsyCd)

23 7 years later a cocksucking islamist was elected president.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (E0Et6)

24 We nuked Japan over Pearl Harbor, and the death toll was similar. Just making a point.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (0U5gm)

25 There are a lot of YouTube videos with raw footage of 9/11. Not the msm sanitized version of it. Real raw unedited footage, including people jumping. The chaos in and around the area was never fully shown by the media. Firefighters knowing they were walking into certain death. People running for their lives when the first tower collapsed. All that was brushed aside.

For about an hour the media was horrified by what happened then went into “no big deal guys” mode protecting the Muslims.

And notice how Palestinians celebrating went down the memory hole asap? Bet you forgot that even happened.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (Y08do)

26 X has been showing the videos a lot leading into this 9/11. I am sure there are plenty of people who haven’t seen them, where we were trying to just figure out what happened and then another plane slams into the other tower. The absolute shock. The people jumping was hard then, it’s hard now. It’s very, very difficult to watch.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

27 That feeling between the flames and the smoke and a 110 story plummet on an almost incomparably sunny day - most of us wept. The Left just plotted. And planned. And connived.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (Nwnyj)

28 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong," Habiiba Quresh, a 15-year-old Muslim student, told the board, according to The Texas Tribune. "I shouldn't have to defend my religion in the middle of history class because of one sentence someone on this board wrote."
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Your "religion" (i.e., political ideology) doesn't belong on God's green earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (FZ29D)

29 He will always be Sandy Burglar to me.

Thank you, Rush, for all the great memories.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (ksDEF)

30 The amended social studies curriculum...

===============

wth? What was it before?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

Any subject with studies in the name should be dropped.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (uhVAy)

31 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong"

Well, it doesn't belong, here or anywhere.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

32 Evil little goat suckers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (oLSaO)

33 Important to remember that New York's population has been largely replaced by foreigners in the intervening years. This is what is intended for *all* of us.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (lFFaq)

That’s part of it. But a majority of liberal “Americans” voted for that piece of shit.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (Y08do)

34 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong"
=================
This kid, he gets it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 02:31 PM (oLSaO)

35 > "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong,"

That's because it doesn't. Hope this helps!

> Hasan Piker jihadsplains that his statement that "America deserved 9/11" was "a joke"

I think Hasan Piker should have his cock cut off and sewn into his mouth, followed by wrapping his corpse in a pig skin before burial.

What's that, Hasan? Can't take a joke?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 09, 2026 02:31 PM (qlLNh)

36 Trust me, you never forget the sound of a body hitting the ground from 100 stories. You will also never forget what their faces look like.

You will also never forget that most of them had a choice, burn to death or jump. Some of them were still smoking after jumping.

Fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, family members and neighbors, who walked out the door to care for their families and we’re purposely murdered.

All in the name of a cult called islam. It’s undeniable. Democrats have adherents running for office who mutter the same cult war cry’s the 9-11 perpetrators used.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (zQLjY)

37 Nah, I member.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

38
Forget

That was Mamdani's campaign slogan.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (Nwnyj)

39 I may be misremembering but I recall they didn't take out Bin Laden because there was some Saudi prince with him Falcon hunting and the Clintons said no.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (+wPkw)

40 Important to remember that New York's population has been largely replaced by foreigners in the intervening years.

Also that they built up, what was it Joe Biden called it, the
"most ambitious voter fraud system in history" or something?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

41 Moderate Muslims: want someone else to kill all non Muslims

Radical Muslims: the someone else

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:33 PM (Y08do)

42 The only controversial idea here is that it is radical Islamic ideology that inspired the attacks.

What would be radical is if there are Islamists out there who don't try to engage in war and terror. Radicals are the fringe, Jihadists are the norm.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:33 PM (l3cgK)

43 I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong,"
------

Don't give a shit. Thanks for playing. Here's the home version, play it with friends.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (Nwnyj)

44 "Coward? Coward? Did any of you have paper cuts on your nutsack from stuffing documents down your shorts? Well I have and it hurts like hell. " Zombie Sandy Berger

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (v6vok)

45 Also that they built up, what was it Joe Biden called it, the
"most ambitious voter fraud system in history" or something?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

Also important to remember.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (lFFaq)

46 It's not "Islamist" terror. It's Islamic. Terror committed and approved of by Muslims. "Islamist" is a made up word used to blunt the true meaning and mission of Islam. Taqiyya, in other words.

Posted by: fly gal at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (4Uhmp)

47
"I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong,"

===============

Oh ffs, try being non-Muslim in any majority-Muslim country. You have to go to the black market to buy Christmas cards depicting the Nativity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (XJ22o)

48 @7

>>There is another option - The Looming Towers on Hulu. But it's about the precursors to 9/11 from the FBI and CIA perspective, starting from after the 93 bombing attempt and the bombing of the USS Cole.

Even though Hugh Hewitt is a dweeb, whenever he would have a lefty gust on to talk about terrorism, he'd ask them if they had ever read The Looming Tower, it would typically derail the conversation as the leftist would be reduced to spittle flecked rage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (XV/Pl)

49 The left will tell you western history is damned because it embraced slavery and was patriarchal.

Then at the same time they celebrate Islam which is built on slavery and a much more brutal version of patriarchy then the west has ever practiced...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

50 And it’s time to hang the perpetrators that Democrats have protected with lawfare for 15 years. Make it a PPV. I’ll bring popcorn and Coca Cola.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (zQLjY)

51 31 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong"

Well, it doesn't belong, here or anywhere.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

In areas controlled by your religion, do other religions belong?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 09, 2026 02:34 PM (r7+Q7)

52 I may be misremembering but I recall they didn't take out Bin Laden because there was some Saudi prince with him Falcon hunting and the Clintons said no.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Apparently, RFK Jr. is into falconry.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

53 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong," Habiiba Quresh, a 15-year-old Muslim student, told the board, according to The Texas Tribune. "I shouldn't have to defend my religion in the middle of history class because of one sentence someone on this board wrote."

Boo-fucking-hoo. Christians have had to deal with the "you started the Crusades" slur, mostly forgetting that despite its excesses, the Crusades were more of a belated defensive action against Islam's expansionism. It's not as if after Mo' died that Islam spread out of the Iberian peninsula from merely peaceful, voluntary conversion...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 09, 2026 02:35 PM (oPFtC)

54 The hijackers were in a psychosis.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:35 PM (Nwnyj)

55 I think a solid 80% of democrats will celebrate 9/11 on Friday.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:36 PM (Y08do)

56 It's not "Islamist" terror. It's Islamic. Terror committed and approved of by Muslims.

Hence Mark Steyn's frequent observation that Islam is an expansionist political system and the Koran is a conquest tactics manual. (And that the left is a religion cosplaying as a political system).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 02:36 PM (2ocoG)

57 There used to be a rebuttal "Coexist" bumper sticker, where the symbol for Islam was on one side with a bomb and all the other religions were on the other side, scared...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:36 PM (l3cgK)

58 55 I think a solid 80% of democrats will celebrate 9/11 on Friday.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:36 PM (Y08do)

Celebrate instead of commemorate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:37 PM (l3cgK)

59 My men used to call me "Blue Falcon". A mark of affection, I believe.

Posted by: Tim "Ballz to the" Walz at September 09, 2026 02:37 PM (qlLNh)

60 The Koran says Jesus's first miracle was speaking from his cradle and announcing he was a servant of Allah.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (Nwnyj)

61 59 My men used to call me "Blue Falcon". A mark of affection, I believe.

Posted by: Tim "Ballz to the" Walz at September 09, 2026 02:37 PM (qlLNh)

More like Blew Balls....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (l3cgK)

62 Celebrate instead of commemorate...
—

Yep it’s what I meant.
Would t surprise me to see 9/11 themed parties.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (Y08do)

63 53 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong," Habiiba Quresh, a 15-year-old Muslim student, told the board, according to The Texas Tribune. "I shouldn't have to defend my religion in the middle of history class because of one sentence someone on this board wrote."
Posted by: Thrawn
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I would say to the yute, you are right, you don't belong here and would be happier somewhere else that approves of murdering a bunch of innocent people for a political-religious movement.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (E4rtv)

64 And notice how Palestinians celebrating went down the memory hole asap? Bet you forgot that even happened.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Even all the way across the country, on my college's campus, there was apparently one palestinian student who ran across campus cheering.

A foreigner, who applied and paid money to deliberately come to school in a country he (apparently) hated, violating all customs of hospitality and good manners, by cheering when the people whose guest he was got attacked. His people couldn't even take credit for it!

I hope someone gave him a blanket party and told him to go home.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 02:39 PM (vJrRc)

65 > 60 The Koran says Jesus's first miracle was speaking from his cradle and announcing he was a servant of Allah.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (Nwnyj)

There's a lot of bullshit in there.

My personal favorite is how Moses was supposedly a Muslim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (qlLNh)

66 30 The amended social studies curriculum...

===============

wth? What was it before?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

Any subject with studies in the name should be dropped.
Posted by: Oldcat
=======
The initial draft was to exclude all of it and that provoked a reaction by the Board to force its inclusion.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

67 Over 250,000 suspect votes in the NYC mayoral race.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (cIy7m)

68
I still can’t believe we went from an adult NYC mayor like Rudy Giuliani to Muzzie Theatre Kid manchild Mamdani in such a short time.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (QsyCd
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It's very frustrating.

I had a dispute with a recruiter and for a long time, I felt some guilt for not enlisting. Until my friends started coming back, and all said it was pointless.

I thought I got what they meant, and then the A'stan bug out hammered it home.

But I didn't *really* get it til Mamdani got elected.

So many (actually) American young men had to go fight defending the honor of a state that never managed to rise above the bottom tenth for armed forces recruitment, while they were disparaged by them at every turn for a quarter of a fucking century before handing over the city to the enemy ENTHUSIASTICALLY.

It has to stand among the worst injustices in American history. No mother should have to weep over a flag-draped coffin because her son died defending the enemy swine in the Acela Corridor ever again.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (BI5O2)

69 I remember those asshole Palestinians celebrating...throwing candy around.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (l3cgK)

70
Apparently, RFK Jr. is into falconry.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:35 PM

I think he loves animals because I saw a video of him moving a rattlesnake and I couldn't figure out why he didn't chop off its head. He's crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 02:41 PM (+wPkw)

71 Plenty of places you can go with fellow cult members running the place.

It’s just not here. We have a democratic republic, a Bill of Rights, individual freedom, and beaches full of women in bikinis.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:41 PM (zQLjY)

72 Even all the way across the country, on my college's campus, there was apparently one palestinian student who ran across campus cheering.

A foreigner, who applied and paid money to deliberately come to school in a country he (apparently) hated, violating all customs of hospitality and good manners, by cheering when the people whose guest he was got attacked. His people couldn't even take credit for it!

I hope someone gave him a blanket party and told him to go home.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 02:39 PM (vJrRc)

It continues to baffle me that we don't (as a nation) simply BELIEVE these people when they say they want us dead. They're not shy about it.

I'm reminded of Eisenhower ordering us to video the camps because people would never have otherwise believed it. It's almost like our brains just stop taking input at a certain level of horror.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (PGK1w)

73 >>>Hasan Piker justifies him saying America deserved 9/11.

A friend once argued that nearly 23 years ago. Nary a word was said after that, since.

Friends don't let friends choose leftism.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

74 That movie is on YouTube.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (4aa1M)

75 My personal favorite is how Moses was supposedly a Muslim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

They co-opted a lot of Jewish and Christian stuff, and twisted it all up.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

76 It must be dusty in here...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (+gK6I)

77 65 > 60 The Koran says Jesus's first miracle was speaking from his cradle and announcing he was a servant of Allah.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (Nwnyj)

There's a lot of bullshit in there.

My personal favorite is how Moses was supposedly a Muslim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (qlLNh)

Mormonism came after Islam, therefore it's the latest inspiration from God, right? /s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

78 yikes !

"2026 Maine Senate Race

🔵 Troy Jackson: 48%
🔴 Susan Collins: 45%

CNN/SSRS poll | 8/31-9/6"

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (AKptf)

79 Release Piker's tax and medical records!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 02:43 PM (wxsGM)

80 And to think New Yorkers elected Mamdani as their mayor. Shameful.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)

81 It's very frustrating.

I had a dispute with a recruiter and for a long time, I felt some guilt for not enlisting. Until my friends started coming back, and all said it was pointless.

I thought I got what they meant, and then the A'stan bug out hammered it home.

But I didn't *really* get it til Mamdani got elected.

So many (actually) American young men had to go fight defending the honor of a state that never managed to rise above the bottom tenth for armed forces recruitment, while they were disparaged by them at every turn for a quarter of a fucking century before handing over the city to the enemy ENTHUSIASTICALLY.

It has to stand among the worst injustices in American history. No mother should have to weep over a flag-draped coffin because her son died defending the enemy swine in the Acela Corridor ever again.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (BI5O2)

Yep. It's why no boots on the ground are worth it in Iran.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (dK+Kv)

82 A friend once argued that nearly 23 years ago. Nary a word was said after that, since.

Friends don't let friends choose leftism.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

So retardation was the friends we made along the way?.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (Nwnyj)

83 "2026 Maine Senate Race

🔵 Troy Jackson: 48%
🔴 Susan Collins: 45%

CNN/SSRS poll | 8/31-9/6"

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (AKptf)

Lol.

I don't think Collins has ever polled at higher than -8, but she wins by double digits on election day...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (PGK1w)

84 "I feel attacked, as if my religion doesn't belong," Habiiba Quresh, a 15-year-old Muslim student, told the board, according to The Texas Tribune

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Good. You should be attacked. Your religion doesn't belong. Go back and grub in the sand with your fellow Quraysh tribesmen. Put yourself out of our misery, foreign dog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (BI5O2)

85 On a lighter note Pete Davidson was on a roast once. He was talking about Snoop Dogg and the movie he made called Soul Plane. He goes that movie was so bad it’s the worst plane related memory I have.

Hall of fame level joke.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (Y08do)

86 2026 Maine Senate Race

🔵 Troy Jackson: 48%
🔴 Susan Collins: 45%

CNN/SSRS poll | 8/31-9/6"
Posted by: runner at

Bah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (cIy7m)

87 Release Mohammad's medical records.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (wxsGM)

88 I'm reminded of Eisenhower ordering us to video the camps because people would never have otherwise believed it. It's almost like our brains just stop taking input at a certain level of horror.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (PGK1w)

Because, at some level, the numbers become so great as to no longer feel like a tragedy, but as mere statistics...

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

89 Hasan Piker justifies him saying America deserved 9/11.

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it was a joke! HAHA. Joke, get it ?

Posted by: Hasan P. at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (AKptf)

90 "2026 Maine Senate Race

🔵 Troy Jackson: 48%
🔴 Susan Collins: 45%

CNN/SSRS poll | 8/31-9/6"

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM

For a cnn poll you need to subtract 5 points from the democrat and add it to the republican total.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (I43vL)

91 @53

>>Boo-fucking-hoo. Christians have had to deal with the "you started the Crusades" slur, mostly forgetting that despite its excesses, the Crusades were more of a belated defensive action against Islam's expansionism.

Well, that's exactly what they were, Islam came around 700 years after Christianity, so in the parlance of the left, Christianity was the indigenous order of the Holy Lands, and Islam sought to displace the indigenous order.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (XV/Pl)

92 Their book of lies is full of fairy tales, demonstrably false stories, ahistorical accounts easily proven untrue, and obfuscation of facts about their main players that are proven to be pure, unadulterated mendacity.

I really encourage you to read it once. You can find it online. For the informed reader you will find yourself guffawing at some of it. It’s clearly a product meant for the uninformed, incurious, dumb, ignorant and downtrodden.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (zQLjY)

93 87 Release Mohammad's medical records.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (wxsGM)

Al-Zut men did a fairly deep checkup on him...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:46 PM (l3cgK)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

95
Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

96
Moderate Muslims: want someone else to kill all non Muslims

Radical Muslims: the someone else
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:33 PM (Y08do)

Radical mohammedans: Mag dumping their Kalashnikovs into crowds of unarmed Christian, Jewish and Agnostic/Atheist infidels.

Moderate mohammedans: Reloading their Kalashnikovs so that they can mag dump into crowds of unarmed Christian, Jewish and Agnostic/Atheist infidels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 02:46 PM (t945U)

97 Their book of lies is full of fairy tales, demonstrably false stories, ahistorical accounts easily proven untrue, and obfuscation of facts about their main players that are proven to be pure, unadulterated mendacity.

I really encourage you to read it once. You can find it online. For the informed reader you will find yourself guffawing at some of it. It’s clearly a product meant for the uninformed, incurious, dumb, ignorant and downtrodden.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (zQLjY)

But the part about Mo getting plowed by all those guys... That was real right?

Right?

- Talarico

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:46 PM (PGK1w)

98 So retardation was the friends we made along the way?.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:44 PM (Nwnyj)

This was in school, in the before times, even before Seattle went full retard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)

99 9/11 only happened because of US support of Israeli genocide of the Palestinians.

Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (2J5h1)

100 As the generation who was born after 9-11 assumes control of the popular culture narratives (going on now), you'll see a lot more of the "conspiracies, just asking questions, and is this racist?" hot takes regarding 9-11.

Memory holing things like "The Path to 9/11" was done by design to encourage exactly that.

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (sCxmP)

101 Gee, too bad there’s now a second “epic city” - a self- contained Muslim caliphate being built in Texas.

Think they’ll comply with the curriculum?
Who will stop them if they ignore it?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)

102 Joel Hayward, The Warrior Prophet: Muhammad and War (2022). Dr Hayward is (like the infamous Jonathan Brown, and Khalid Blankinship) a Muslim convert. (Khalid claims up-and-down he was given that name at birth but whatever.)
Point is that Hayward can't claim that Mo was a prophet of peace. Mo did many wars and massacres. Hayward actually read Ibn Ishaq's sira. Duh. Any idiot can do that and these days for free, but a lot of people are still in denial.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)

103 Berger and others claimed that this never happened.

And spirited documentation that it did happen out of the national archives.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (7fxnh)

104 92 Their book of lies is full of fairy tales, demonstrably false stories, ahistorical accounts easily proven untrue, and obfuscation of facts about their main players that are proven to be pure, unadulterated mendacity.

I really encourage you to read it once. You can find it online. For the informed reader you will find yourself guffawing at some of it. It’s clearly a product meant for the uninformed, incurious, dumb, ignorant and downtrodden.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:45 PM (zQLjY)

I started out of curiosity as to what crap is written in there...Yeah, got to the part where it was talking about Moses and his sister Miriam, and suddenly Miram is the mother of Jesus...Wut!? I mean, in Hebrew, it's the same name, Miryam, but separated by more than a thousand years...

Also read a little of the book of Mormon before putting it down and saying to myself, "What bulls***"... LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)

105 I knew in 1993 with the failed truck bombs in the Tower garages that they'd be back. Fuck Islam

And for all the horror of that day, The Boatlift Story of 9-11was a great comfort. Everyday New Yorkers rallying to help those stuck on Manhattan Island.

https://youtu.be/MDOrzF7B2Kg?

Posted by: Rex B at September 09, 2026 02:48 PM (qJGuG)

106 mohammed was a lot of things. None of them were good, holy or just.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 02:48 PM (zQLjY)

107 Sid-

There are old,lonely men waiting for you at the bath house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (cIy7m)

108 Mormonism came after Islam, therefore it's the latest inspiration from God, right? /s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

The Koran conveniently covers that. It says it is the final word from Allah and there will never be another prophet.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (Nwnyj)

109 Also read a little of the book of Mormon before putting it down and saying to myself, "What bulls***"... LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)

Good on you for trying. I don't have the patience.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)

110 Sid's off his rocker. Now, if he said it was because we supplied weapons to Bin Laden to fight to Soviets in Afghanistan, he might have a (tiny) point, but it's Islam that drives the hatred. Can't have Christians and Jews at the same level or above Muzzies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (l3cgK)

111 That kid who feels "attacked" needs to be told that yes, he is a slave.

- his ancestors were enslaved by islam. Either they were cowards, or raped. He and his whole line is conquered.

- he must get on his knees 5 times a day to show he is still a slave.

- his slave labor is to fight for his conquerors.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (M5Q22)

112 Weird how Palestinians keep getting genocided but double in population every few decades.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Y08do)

113 Muhammad was illiterate so what is in the koran is whatever he said to his scribes, and then the koran, hadiths and suras have been pretty much crafted by the so-called islamic scholars that came after mo.

And if you read them, they are pretty much an illogical mess filled with contradictions that negate the entire thing.

Which doesn't even get to the point that the koran is more a political text than a relgious text.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (XV/Pl)

114 AWFLs for peace, love, and understanding.

https://tinyurl.com/mpa6b8a3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

115 Weird how Palestinians keep getting genocided but double in population every few decades.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Y08do)

And have a legit childhood obesity epidemic in Gaza...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:51 PM (PGK1w)

116 Think they’ll comply with the curriculum?
Who will stop them if they ignore it?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)

LOL soon the only question will be what of the other schools dare ignore THEIR curriculum.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:51 PM (Nwnyj)

117
There's several reasons that you always see me refer to these uncivilized savages as mohammedans.

First, they don't DESERVE to have their name capitalized, fuck them.

Second, Winston Churchill always referred to them as mohammedans, and if Churchill used the term then that's all right by me.

But mostly, because it pisses off both the mohammedans themselves and their commie cocksucker allies-of-the-moment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 02:51 PM (t945U)

118 Quresh... A fucking Saudi. And a Quraysh, from the fanatical branch of the ruling classes, descended from Mohammed's tribe. Of all the Arabs to be objecting to this, this little shitstain is particularly galling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:51 PM (BI5O2)

119 Weird how Palestinians keep getting genocided but double in population every few decades.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Y08do)

When "boys have a vagina, girls have a penis," what's a little genocide here and there?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

120 108 Mormonism came after Islam, therefore it's the latest inspiration from God, right? /s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

The Koran conveniently covers that. It says it is the final word from Allah and there will never be another prophet.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (Nwnyj)

Convenient! Which is why the Quran is filled with contradictions...what was written earlier is more conciliatory to Jews and Christians, and what's written later (after the Jews' rejection of that crazy madman) was more bloodthirsty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (l3cgK)

121 Think they’ll comply with the curriculum?
Who will stop them if they ignore it?
Posted by: Lizzy

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That's just it -- they will glorify in what they have done. They boast. Away from free men, they all know and admit that the battle is driven by islam and they think they have already won.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (M5Q22)

122 Super genius.

New Hampshire man steals fire truck while crews work to put out his house fire

-
In a shocking coincidence, his house burned to the ground.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

123 I shouldn't have watched the jumpers video

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (+gK6I)

124 I have to carefully curate what I expose myself to for everyone's safety.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

125 But the part about Mo getting plowed by all those guys... That was real right?

Right?

- Talarico

Uhh, uhh. Let me be clear. It was real and it was spectacular, and Reggie and I reenacted it.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (2ocoG)

126 I'd like to run an experiment in the UK:

One person wearing a screen printed T-Shirt that says:

"I'm a radical Muslim and I am going to kill you."

"I'm a moderate Muslim, and he is going to kill you."

Standing next to another guy wearing a different T-shirt that says:

"I'm Mary I and I'm going to torture and kill all Protestants."

"I'm a good Catholic, and I'm going to watch."

(which one goes to jail? Yeah, duh. )

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (dIske)

127 @123

>>I shouldn't have watched the jumpers video

I was on a roof-top in Brooklyn video taping the entire thing, the images will always be seared into my memory.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

128 shouldn't have watched the jumpers video
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (+gK6I)

Everyone needs to watch it. Keep your anger at 11 otherwise we all forget.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (Y08do)

129 shouldn't have watched the jumpers video

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (+gK6I)

Not a great news day when you think about it

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (Nwnyj)

130 Muhammad was illiterate so what is in the koran is whatever he said to his scribes, and then the koran, hadiths and suras have been pretty much crafted by the so-called islamic scholars that came after mo.

And if you read them, they are pretty much an illogical mess filled with contradictions that negate the entire thing.

Which doesn't even get to the point that the koran is more a political text than a relgious text.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 02:50 PM (XV/Pl)
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The Koran was mostly an ORAL tradition until long after Mo was dead.

Then one of his followers a couple of generations later got the bright idea to collect all of the oral traditions into a single compiled manuscript.

All other competing manuscripts (especially those that contradicted the "official" record) were purposefully destroyed so that there would only be the One True Koran.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (FZ29D)

131 The Koran conveniently covers that. It says it is the final word from Allah and there will never be another prophet.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (Nwnyj)

Convenient! Which is why the Quran is filled with contradictions...what was written earlier is more conciliatory to Jews and Christians, and what's written later (after the Jews' rejection of that crazy madman) was more bloodthirsty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (l3cgK)

A proper script-writer could write that out in the next season of Islam!, the sitcom.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

132
The initial draft was to exclude all of it and that provoked a reaction by the Board to force its inclusion.
Posted by: whig

===================

I wonder what they've been teaching for the past 25 years? I worked on some Texas State Social Studies teaching materials once, and I was disgusted. (By the way, "Social Studies" encompasses subjects like Geography and History.) No wonder my young relatives from that state are such dummies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:54 PM (XJ22o)

133 124 I have to carefully curate what I expose myself to for everyone's safety.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

There is no "glory" in the "holes" that are curated in the gay bay city...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)

134 shit, jim, sura 90 swears by "the begetter and what he begot". it's a Nestorian Christian text. pretty much quotes the old archbishop himself (before he got the boot).
Muslims nowadays twist themselves in pretzels to reconcile that with sura 112.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 02:55 PM (88C+u)

135 124 I have to carefully curate what I expose myself to for everyone's safety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

"And I yelled, 'Don't Look, Ethel!!' But it was too late..."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 09, 2026 02:55 PM (SgdqL)

136 Release the tax records of all these assholes. Lets follow Deep Throat Mark Felt's advice and follow the money. Advice good enough for Woodward and Bernstein.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2026 02:56 PM (wxsGM)

137 Convenient! Which is why the Quran is filled with contradictions...what was written earlier is more conciliatory to Jews and Christians, and what's written later (after the Jews' rejection of that crazy madman) was more bloodthirsty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (l3cgK)
---
The Koran also follows the principle of "abrogation" where the later, more violent chapters cancel out the earlier peaceful ones.

That means violence has the last word in the Koran in terms of guiding Muslim behavior.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)

138 9/11 happened because Thomas Jefferson told the caliphate to go stuff itself when they demanded tribute, and make it stick by force of arms.

The islamic world hasn't forgiven us or forgotten how we humiliated them since.

Now you know why we're the Great Satan: we told the psychopaths "no". Psychopaths are neither capable of nor willing to forgive or ignore that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 02:56 PM (vJrRc)

139 So did Bush chicken out?

Did he cut a deal with the Saudis that he would not blame them and we would all downplay what is going on because he was too chicken shit.

Did he understand that if the Americans understood what happened on that day they would demand he drop some Los Alamos Justice on that black cube over there in the dessert?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 02:57 PM (M5Q22)

140 There's several reasons that you always see me refer to these uncivilized savages as mohammedans.

First, they don't DESERVE to have their name capitalized, fuck them.

Second, Winston Churchill always referred to them as mohammedans, and if Churchill used the term then that's all right by me.

But mostly, because it pisses off both the mohammedans themselves and their commie cocksucker allies-of-the-moment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 02:51 PM (t945U)

I prefer goatfuckers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2026 02:57 PM (NtVYv)

141 Squirrel's right by the way. caliph 'Uthman burned all the korans he could find except his own in AD ~650. There's talk he missed a bunch and that more got forged after him BUT ANYWAY.
Point is, before that year, if there was no one koran... what even was "Islam" at that time??

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 02:57 PM (88C+u)

142
That means violence has the last word in the Koran in terms of guiding Muslim behavior.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)

Mo wanted his daughter-in-law for himself...suddenly, it was revealed to him that his son could divorce his wife so Mo could have her! It's amazing! It's a miracle!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)

143 I have to carefully curate what I expose myself to for everyone's safety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

Man-scaping? You're talking about man-scaping.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:58 PM (dK+Kv)

144 139 So did Bush chicken out?

Did he cut a deal with the Saudis that he would not blame them and we would all downplay what is going on because he was too chicken shit.

Did he understand that if the Americans understood what happened on that day they would demand he drop some Los Alamos Justice on that black cube over there in the dessert?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 02:57 PM (M5Q22)

I ate at a Bush's Chicken in Texas two years ago on a road trip to a wedding in Dallas...I had their fried gizzards and fried liver. Yum!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 02:59 PM (l3cgK)

145
Think they’ll comply with the curriculum?
Who will stop them if they ignore it?
Posted by: Lizzy

===============

That's exactly what I thought.

- Read a sentence from the text that IDs radical Islam.
- Teacher stops class and says, "Different people have different perspectives on this. Habiiba, what is your truth?"
- Writing assignment: Imagine you're Muslim and describe the fallout from 9/11 on your community.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:59 PM (XJ22o)

146 what was it Joe Biden called it, the
"most ambitious voter fraud system in history" or something?
Posted by: Ian S.

Actual quote:"the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (NnhvP)

147 143 I have to carefully curate what I expose myself to for everyone's safety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

Man-scaping? You're talking about man-scaping.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:58 PM (dK+Kv)

Escape from New York >>> Manscape from San Francisco

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)

148 The Koran also follows the principle of "abrogation" where the later, more violent chapters cancel out the earlier peaceful ones.

And, more generally, it outsources copy editing for consistency to the reader, because it was written by lazy goatfuckers.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (2ocoG)

149 You know where the world's largest collection of Korans is located?

In the Vatican Library.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

150 Convenient! Which is why the Quran is filled with contradictions...what was written earlier is more conciliatory to Jews and Christians, and what's written later (after the Jews' rejection of that crazy madman) was more bloodthirsty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

------------

If you study it (and there are a lot of people on youtube who do and they have websites with tons of details) you realize the whole book is garbage.

No one was supposed to read it. They are slaves, and slaves are supposed to be mostly illiterate and they only memorize the sounds, without knowing the language.

It was all a ploy "hey, we have a book too, and it says whatever the fuck we need it to say. Now get on your knees, slave."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (M5Q22)

151 Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (2J5h1)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 09, 2026 03:01 PM (ccf/V)

152 It was all a ploy "hey, we have a book too, and it says whatever the fuck we need it to say. Now get on your knees, slave."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (M5Q22)

According to them even Jesus's first miracle was to announce he was a slave.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:01 PM (Nwnyj)

153 124 I have to carefully curate what I expose myself to for everyone's safety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

Did you see the story of the pitbull attacking the woman in the Tenderloin? And the dog mysteriously died after the cops hooked him down? Drugs from his homeless owner??

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (kX27y)

154
And if you read them, they are pretty much an illogical mess filled with contradictions that negate the entire thing.

"Solved" through the doctrine of abrogation which holds that with any contradiction in the koran, the later passages are considered to be the true word of allah. Coincidentally, that means that the earlier, peaceful Meccan suras are rendered invalid by the later, rather more bloodthirsty Medinan suras.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (t945U)

155 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

156 I shouldn't have watched the jumpers video
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (+gK6I)

I watch those videos in their entirety whenever I see one. Mostly out of respect for those who jumped or fell. Their last moments were terrifying. May God rest their souls and comfort their loved ones.

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (RhGG0)

157 I mean, really... a little bastard named Quresh whining to the media about this in Texas is like hearing a kid named Jack Hitler complaining about how our WWII curricula are insufficiently supportive of National Socialism, and how he feels unwelcome at museums that talk about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)

158 155 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

An Arab

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 03:03 PM (l3cgK)

159 99 9/11 only happened because of US support of Israeli genocide of the Palestinians.
Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2026 02:47 PM (2J5h1)

Wow, are you full of shit. Al Qaeda disagrees with you, and said so, in print, in 1998, you unbelievable dumfuk.

You are talking completely out of your ass, and your total ignorance is showing.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 09, 2026 03:03 PM (r7+Q7)

160 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

$20, same as in any African town.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)

161 157 I mean, really... a little bastard named Quresh whining to the media about this in Texas is like hearing a kid named Jack Hitler complaining about how our WWII curricula are insufficiently supportive of National Socialism, and how he feels unwelcome at museums that talk about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)

He could always go to the Barbie Museum...
https://youtu.be/uJMPom6-xmA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (l3cgK)

162 >>There is another option - The Looming Towers on Hulu. But it's about the precursors to 9/11 from the FBI and CIA perspective, starting from after the 93 bombing attempt and the bombing of the USS Cole.

Excellent book. Well worth the read.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (viF8m)

163 islham is a 7th century death cult that calls for the complete takeover and domination of Earth. No other 'religion' calls for that.

It is the only 'religion' that calls for the murder of non-believers.

It is the only 'religion' that calls for the murder of those trying to leave it.

It is not a religion.

It is a barbaric murderous death cult that will cause destruction everywhere it spreads until the spread is stopped and it is irradicated from the planet.

That's right.....I said it.......

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

164
By the way, The Path to 9/11 is available on teh torrents. Most of the torrent sites don't have it listed, but Pirate Bay still does. And the PB listings for Part I and II are both valid and can be quickly downloaded. I just checked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (t945U)

165 a balestenian is a made up nation

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (AKptf)

166 I shouldn't have watched the jumpers video

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (+gK6I)

Me neither.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

167 I shouldn't have watched the jumpers video

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 02:52 PM (+gK6I)
-

Years ago when I first saw one, I turned away. I will not watch them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 03:05 PM (D0X9e)

168
According to them even Jesus's first miracle was to announce he was a slave.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:01 PM (Nwnyj)

Yeah, but his master was not a bunch of barbarian pedophile sand people in the dessert who raided towns and stole shit.
He was not converted under a sword.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:05 PM (M5Q22)

169 Im a Navy vet and was 36 when 9/11 occurred. Was so fiercely angry, I went down to the Marines recruiter. Was told I was over the max age but both they and the Army were planning to bump it upward because of the attacks. Came to my senses the following weeks. If they'd have had me at that moment I'd have gone. Watching that video gets that fire roaring again. But then I think, oh those poor Muslims and backlash, uh huh, sure.

Posted by: Frank at September 09, 2026 03:06 PM (hyQrc)

170 So, like the 9/11 assault WASN'T 'real terrorism' … ? Coulda fooled my sorry ass …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 09, 2026 03:06 PM (ayRl+)

171
What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

Jordanian arab ghetto trash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:07 PM (t945U)

172 Yeah, but his master was not a bunch of barbarian pedophile sand people in the dessert who raided towns and stole shit.
He was not converted under a sword.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:05 PM (M5Q22)

Worse. His announced master was THEIR master.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:07 PM (Nwnyj)

173
He could always go to the Barbie Museum...
https://youtu.be/uJMPom6-xmA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 03:04 PM (l3cgK)

One of the funniest gags ever. But that's just the setup! The punchline is the kicker, at the VFW event a few minutes later, after the cigarette lighter, and the smudge on the lip, and the theft of the staff car.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 03:07 PM (BI5O2)

174 Posted by: Sponge -

It is the nexus between cult, slavery, and a legal system. With "religion" used as the logical justification.

The main part is slavery though. It was created during a period and by a people whose main goal was to to invade neighboring villages and enslave their populations. This was a mugs game though because slaves are very hard to control -- so they needed the book. And the "prhophet" and the rules. Look closely and it is all very clear that it is only intended to control populations as they raid and expand.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:09 PM (M5Q22)

175 Did you see the story of the pitbull attacking the woman in the Tenderloin? And the dog mysteriously died after the cops hooked him down? Drugs from his homeless owner??
Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM

Lies! He didn't get anywhere near her tenderloin!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 03:09 PM (bFu5X)

176 I'll tempered cur - can you pass on a tinyurl for us? Thx a lot

Posted by: Frank at September 09, 2026 03:09 PM (hyQrc)

177 @ 169 Im a Navy vet and was 36 when 9/11 occurred. Was so fiercely angry, I went down to the Marines recruiter. Was told I was over the max age but both they and the Army were planning to bump it upward because of the attacks. Came to my senses the following weeks. If they'd have had me at that moment I'd have gone. Watching that video gets that fire roaring again. But then I think, oh those poor Muslims and backlash, uh huh, sure.
Posted by: Frank at September 09, 2026 03:06 PM (hyQrc)
_________________

I was working with FedEx when 9/11 happened. Our office was 3 doors down from the recruiting office. I went in on my lunch break and there were 3 Marines manning the office. I said I wanted to sign up for a 1-year tour to do combat photography. The senior sgt looked at me and asked "How old are you?" - I told him I was 42. He said I didn't make the age cut. I asked him how the hell the old dudes on CNN got over there - it was a self-answering question, yes? I still wish I'd gone …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 09, 2026 03:09 PM (ayRl+)

178 Yeah, but his master was not a bunch of barbarian pedophile sand people in the dessert who raided towns and stole shit.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 09, 2026 03:05 PM

No concern for us, eh?

Posted by: Local goats and donkeys at September 09, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

179 Speaking of TX, this is plainly illegal discrimination.

Despite his moderate facade, Democrat Texas Senate nominee James Talarico put up several job postings that prioritized transgender and nonwhite people, according to listings reviewed by the Daily Caller.

Past Talarico political campaigns pushed numerous job listings specifically urging minorities to apply. Critics contend that this pattern in campaign hiring belies Talarico's progressive priorities and his past campaign's full embrace of diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI).

"Women, people of color, and LGBTQIA+ applicants are strongly encouraged to apply," one listing reads.

Talarico has also openly bragged about having a majority female and minority staff, criticizing other candidates who take the minority vote for granted.

https://tinyurl.com/57xehj73

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

180 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

Same as a unicorn.

Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2026 03:11 PM (VMFAF)

181 the Crusades were more of a belated defensive action against Islam's expansionism. It's not as if after Mo' died that Islam spread out of the Iberian peninsula from merely peaceful, voluntary conversion...

Posted by: Thrawn

It is completely what the crusades were. Reconquering territory that mohammedans captured.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 03:11 PM (0U5gm)

182 Also that they built up, what was it Joe Biden called it, the
"most ambitious voter fraud system in history" or something?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

I remember it as “… largest and most inclusive vote fraud…”

Posted by: Advo at September 09, 2026 03:12 PM (jO4mz)

183 There was dust from the collapse 8 miles away

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 03:12 PM (9FfUF)

184
I'll tempered cur - can you pass on a tinyurl for us? Thx a lot
Posted by: Frank at September 09, 2026 03:09 PM (hyQrc)

Part I
https://tinyurl.com/53jxey2a

Part II
https://tinyurl.com/3za7kyv7

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:12 PM (t945U)

185 @ 171
What's a 'palestinian?' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
________________

Jordanian arab ghetto trash. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:07 PM (t945U)
________________

A 'palestinian' is a fiction. It's the original MIS-pronunciation by the muzzies of the word 'Philistine'. Edjumacation, right … ? There is not now and has never been a 'palestine'.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 09, 2026 03:12 PM (ayRl+)

186 Jordanian arab ghetto trash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:07 PM (t945U)

And Egyptian.

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)

187 Do Moslems ever do land acknowledgements for the areas they conquer?

Asking for the leftist 'allies'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

188 It was the darkest day of my life, my hotter than the sun hatred of all muslims is brightest on the 11th. Followed only by my hatred of those that allowed and then covered up their involvement.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 09, 2026 03:15 PM (Q/FnY)

189 A 'palestinian' is a fiction. It's the original MIS-pronunciation by the muzzies of the word 'Philistine'.
Posted by: Dr_No at S

It's the Latin form of "Philistine." Hadrian renamed Judaea that as an FU to the Jews after the Bar Kochba revolt.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

190 It's all good.

Posted by: zombie Yasser Arafat at September 09, 2026 03:15 PM (0sNs1)

191 The first radical Islamist attacks here were relatively small starting in the 70’s, but single or small number of victims. The 1993 WTC bombing was the predecessor of 9/11, and as it failed in its design to bring the WTC down, the airplane attack of 9/11 was devised and executed. 1993 should have been the warning that was heeded, instead of ignored. I suspect most Americans don’t even remember that happened or who was responsible.

Posted by: epador at September 09, 2026 03:16 PM (TRnzq)

192 "No streaming service carries it."

It's currently streaming on Prime video, Roku, Plex, Tubi and History Vault.

Posted by: Pooklord at September 09, 2026 03:16 PM (9MAOs)

193 "Women, people of color, and LGBTQIA+ applicants are strongly encouraged to apply...

-------

"...because we support our local waste disposal workers and want to provide them with more useless crap to dump in the landfill, so they can keep food on the table for their straight, white, male moppets/future leaders, and so their daughters can receive religious training regarding wifin' and motherin'. We're the Campaign That Cares."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 09, 2026 03:16 PM (BI5O2)

194 Read 102 Minutes by Dwyer and Flynn for a thorough analysis of the decisions made after the first attack on the Twin Towers and how they doomed those on the upper floors. The book names names and does not pull punches..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 03:16 PM (nbLIj)

195 Should have banned all Muslim immigration after 911......

In a video that the popular X account Clown World circulated on Friday and that has amassed over 700,000 views since then, a Muslim is enraged at a Safeway supermarket. Muslim rage is nothing new, and Americans better get used to it, as we’re going to see a great deal more of it, but the setting was novel.

Clown World explained why the chap in the video was so terribly angry: “Muslim guy walks into Safeway, sees a clearly labeled halal section, then goes around the same island, spots Jimmy Dean bacon, and starts saying Safeway needs to be ‘called out.’ It’s a grocery store. They sell chicken, beef, pork, pickles, cereal, and baklava under the same roof. That’s literally the point. If your religion says don’t eat pork, then don’t buy it. The entire supermarket does not need to be rearranged so you never have to look at bacon.”

Indeed. But the creator of the video is clearly in no mood to be reasonable. The video runs with a caption, “Safeway: Halal and Haraam together,” just in case you miss what you’re supposed to be shocked about.

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 03:16 PM (kX27y)

196 The Muslimophobia seems strong here, effendis.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at September 09, 2026 03:17 PM (0sNs1)

197 17
The amended social studies curriculum...

===============

wth? What was it before?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

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Some people did something...

That passage in the history book was written by Ilhan Omar

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 03:17 PM (9FfUF)

198 No mention of the prophet mo's 6 year old wife?

Posted by: Stateless
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Yahbut...He was considerate. He didn't "consummate the marriage" until she was nine.
I guess that six year old vag was just too difficult for even his shriveled undersized pecker.
The Perfect Man.
Yeah, right.

That's my problem with Islam. In the face of this kind of perversion, they insist that everything/i] he said and did was divinely controlled, not just inspired.
The whole "religion" is a lie.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 09, 2026 03:17 PM (nll5z)

199
Do Moslems ever do land acknowledgements for the areas they conquer?

Asking for the leftist 'allies'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

My understanding of mohammedan attitudes towards "islamic" lands is that if a mohammedan has ever walked on that land, even as a tourist or just passing through, it belongs to the mohammedans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:18 PM (t945U)

200 If the penalty for not wearing a mask was life in prison, 11 Clancy juries would convict you.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 03:19 PM (Nwnyj)

201 What's ironic about "you can't call it terrorism!", at the time, that was the dodge to try and get around the fact that it was an act of War by a state level entity.

So .... which is it, gang?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 03:19 PM (da0+b)

202 Indeed. But the creator of the video is clearly in no mood to be reasonable. The video runs with a caption, “Safeway: Halal and Haraam together,” just in case you miss what you’re supposed to be shocked about.

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Get the halal out of here!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 03:19 PM (9FfUF)

203 re: Dr No 177
the trick is to enter Reserves or NG and then get called up. You still need an age waiver if you are over 40, but that’s easy if they want you. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: epador at September 09, 2026 03:20 PM (TRnzq)

204 Don't you know the most important thing we can do is protect and honor people that hate us?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 09, 2026 03:22 PM (DbmIv)

205 most Americans don’t even remember that happened or who was responsible.
Posted by: epador

The blind sheik ought to have met the firing line..

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 03:23 PM (NnhvP)

206 Got a problem with the Johnsonville cheddar brats down at the Safeway, big fella?

Well, I have bad news for you, because the Hellal menu on the Dignity Canal is gruel for most people, but it's all hotdogs for you. And not those good Jewish ones. We're talking about the Bar-S ones made out of pig assholes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 09, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

207 >>Muslim rage is nothing new, and Americans better get used to it, as we’re going to see a great deal more of it, but the setting was novel.

I'm more than aware of muslim rage and I could not give less of a fuck about their rage.

Biggest mistake Bush made after 9-11 was not shutting the borders to more muslim immigration. He should have sealed the borders and started deporting ones already here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 03:24 PM (viF8m)

208 15 "but Bush said Islam is a religion of Peace. He wouldn't lie "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 02:27 PM (v6vok)

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I don't know where the peaceful section is but the sections of the koran that I had summarized for me are all conquer, subjugate, enslave, kill, rape and repeat...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 03:25 PM (9FfUF)

209 Biggest mistake Bush made after 9-11 was not shutting the borders to more muslim immigration. He should have sealed the borders and started deporting ones already here.
Posted by: JackStraw

Bush was too compromised by all of his ME oil connections. He wasn't about to piss them off.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

210 he Crusades were more of a belated defensive action against Islam's expansionism. It's not as if after Mo' died that Islam spread out of the Iberian peninsula from merely peaceful, voluntary conversion...

Posted by: Thrawn

It is completely what the crusades were. Reconquering territory that mohammedans captured.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 03:11 PM

It was a bit more complicated than that. There was also a ton of excess sons of nobles in Europe that had nothing to do and zero inheritance to look forward to that needed a quest. Reconquest looked like a good idea to the church to solve both of those problems.

Fortune and Glory were the word of the day.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 03:28 PM (I43vL)

211 Reconquest looked like a good idea to the church to solve both of those problems.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Pope Urban was also responding to a request for help from the Byzantine Emperor Alexius I.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

212 Fortune and Glory were the word of the day.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 03:28 PM

As they are every night on the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

213 Fortune and Glory were the word of the day.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 03:28 PM

As they are every night on the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I thought that was "boobs."

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

214
Biggest mistake Bush made after 9-11 was not shutting the borders to more muslim immigration. He should have sealed the borders and started deporting ones already here.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 03:24 PM (viF8m)

Biggest Dubya mistake post 9/11 is in not emulating the first thing Bull Halsey said when he sailed into Pearl Harbor the day after Japan wrecked it.

"By the time this war is over, the Japanese language will only be spoken in Hell."

Of course, even in WWII, FDR and Truman didn't go that far, but 80+ years later modern Japan has turned into a relatively reliable ally. Having the Americans drop two homemade suns onto a couple of your cities goes a long ways towards adjusting your shitty, genocidal attitude.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 03:32 PM (t945U)

215 I thought that was "boobs."
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:31 PM

Fortune gets you boobs more than boobs get you fortune.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 03:33 PM (0sNs1)

216 I thought that was "boobs."
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:31 PM

https://shorturl.fm/VioVe

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:36 PM (ccf/V)

217 Spent the morning calling friends who worked in NYC. One responded that he was in the Citibank tower in Queens looking at the burning North tower when he noticed the second plane heading straight for the South tower.

I later found out a colleague was in the South tower when the first plane hit. They went down about thirty floors to the patio and watched for a bit before deciding to head back in. Then the second plane hit...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 03:36 PM (nbLIj)

218 Fortune gets you boobs more than boobs get you fortune.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at September 09, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

219 https://shorturl.fm/VioVe
Posted by: Sponge

Yowza.

Not the greatest face, however.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

220

Not the greatest face, however.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

https://shorturl.fm/FCfcF

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)

221 None of us will forget.

My husband's cousin, NYFD, died when the first tower collapsed. I think the FD made it up to the 36th floor and told people coming down to keep going. His other cousin, the Chief in the French documentary, locked eyes with his brother before he went to his death. They moved the command center when the souls started jumping to avoid over 1800 degree fire.

He has 50 first cousins. Large Catholic family from Queens. Many were second generation NYC firefighters or NYPD. For 48hrs 4 were missing due to communication but were ok.

In FL, #2 son had a cell phone and alerted the teacher in HS. All watched. I called son at UF and told him to stay home. My husband came home.

Our ED was notified to expect patients and, obviously, none sadly arrived.

The miracle was that most of 17k people escaped the Towers except for those above where the planes hit.

Saw the second plane hit, live, and called my husband as I knew life changed that moment.

GWB was warned by Mossad on 8/23/01 of 19 of the terrorists in USA: future hijackers Atta, al-Shehhi, al-Hazmi. Ignored.

In 1999 the govt ignored islamic prayer rugs left on Arizona ranches. A lot was ignored.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (hzuYO)

222 214
Biggest mistake Bush made after 9-11 was not shutting the borders to more muslim immigration. He should have sealed the borders and started deporting ones already here.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 03:24 PM (viF8m)
*******
Agree.

I once argued, in my more liberal college thinking, with my Marine WWII father that it was wrong to put Japanese Americans into internment camps. He enlisted into the Marines just after Pearl Harbor.

On 9/11/01 I called him and said I understand now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 03:55 PM (hzuYO)

223 The Looming Tower is very good--nails the the mistakes and neglect to a tee.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 09, 2026 03:58 PM (+jscL)

224 GWB was warned by Mossad on 8/23/01 of 19 of the terrorists in USA: future hijackers Atta, al-Shehhi, al-Hazmi. Ignored.

In 1999 the govt ignored islamic prayer rugs left on Arizona ranches. A lot was ignored.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 03:49 PM (hzuYO)

Bill Clinton declined multiple opportunities to either take out or arrest Osama Bin Ladin after the Kenyan embassy bombing.

Bipartisanship. Ain't it great?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (nbLIj)

225 Just read the Lindsay Clansey post and I gotta say: I'm starting to understand the Salem Witch Trials.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 09, 2026 04:07 PM (jt7Bz)

226
People scoff at the notion that Iran would ever nuke us and this notion that we need to quit kicking the can down the road is just a bunch of propaganda and an excuse to make weapons.

And radical Muslims would never plot to use passenger planes as weapons against civilian targets in America.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 04:17 PM (XJ22o)

227 Oops -- my bad. I was confusing "The Road to 9/11" with "The Path to 9/11".

They are correct, the former is not available anywhere I could find, not even a dvd.

There is a documentary though, "Blocking the Path to 9/11", which concerns the effort made to memory hole this drama.

Posted by: Pooklord at September 09, 2026 05:00 PM (9MAOs)

228 This day is stamped in my heart forever...

Yeah, mine, too. As the USS John F Kennedy struggled with what to do, since they were just going to sea for some carrier quals for pilots (and some training for the folks who worked an air command and control system called TBMCS), and had no weapons of any sort onboard. People gnashing their teeth trying to be among those defending our shores and airspace and wanting to strike back.

I still think we should have dropped a couple of nukes shortly thereafter.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 05:47 PM (kU0PQ)

229 I must say that there are parts of the Koran that are good. From all accounts, if you just ignore Mohammed after he fled Mecca, the parts of the Koran from them are innocuous and not bad.

It's after he fled Mecca that it gets into the modern Islam of conquest, rape, slavery, etc. But if we just said "if you want to be Muslim, you have to reject the Medina period" then Islam wouldn't be bad.

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (IeYnM)

230 In the name of "equity", i will not be surprised if Mayor Mamdani sets aside seating for "alternate voices" to cheer during the 9/11 remembrance.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 05:55 PM (llBIB)

231 " radical" Islam does not exist. Islam is at war with the West/ Christianity. War. Every Muslim is an enemy, read the koran if you don't believe me

Posted by: Matthew Proctor at September 09, 2026 08:05 PM (OdsgZ)

New York Post: Disney Groomer Network ABC Will Not Renew Jimmy Kimmel's Contract, Show Will End in 2027

Oh no!
This is just what Page 6 "is told." There is no official word on this, and in fact the Disney Groomer Network is "pushing back" against the claim.

Next season of ABC's late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" will be the last, Page Six is told.
"His contract is not getting extended," a source familiar with the situation explained.
The season begins Tuesday and would wrap up, after 24 years on the air, in May 2027.
A spokesperson for ABC Entertainment told us, "[This] information is inaccurate -- any reports about the future of the show at this point are purely speculative."
That's barely a denial.

Kimmel takes pride in signing year-to-year deals, which are rare in the TV biz and allow him unusual flexibility.
The news comes on the heels of Rosie O'Donnell completing a four-night guest-hosting run on his show that was a ratings success.

O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us. So much so that she went viral for mocking her longtime nemesis, President Trump, by performing a parody of the traditional Irish song "Danny Boy" that she called "Donnie Boy."
...
Insiders say the move is unlikely to be related to Kimmel's antagonistic relationship with the Trump administration.
...
[O]ur sources say new Disney boss Josh D'Amaro wouldn't be swayed by politics.
"He's not afraid of the administration ... Josh isn't folding," the TV insider said.
D'Amaro has reportedly been offering veteran execs early retirement packages as part of restructuring and cost-cutting across the company.
Cost reductions may have played a factor in their decision to part ways with Kimmel because, as one ABC source said, "it wouldn't have anything to do with Trump."

The Rosie O'Donnell "ratings success" is a double-edged sword, isn't it?
By "ratings success," they mean the Unfunny Version of Annie Wilkes scored much higher ratings than Jimmy Kimmel.
That's not good news for Jimmy Kimmel, is it?
It's hard to find Jimmy Kimmel's average ratings, because most search results are about ratings in specific weeks. But I found an article stating that his average ratings over an entire quarter in 2025 were 1.77 million.

And Rosie O'Donnell got 1.87 million.
If I were an executive, what I would take from this is that I can plop any non-talent in the 11:35 pm slot and get better ratings than Jimmy Kimmel.
Rosie O'Donnell's "ratings success" hit 1.87 million per episode. That's... not great.
Maybe the Rosie O'Donnell "ratings success" convinced ABC to drop Jimmy Kimmel like a bad habit that is also a very unfunny habit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

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1 And Kimmel can fuck all the way off, too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (PGK1w)

2 I nooded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (PGK1w)

3 For all the good it did...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (PGK1w)

4 By "ratings success," they mean the Unfunny Version of Annie Wilkes scored much higher ratings than Jimmy Kimmel.

ded im ded

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (j+aD2)

5 I think Rosie O'Donnell's a "success" because she's overtly anti-Trump. It's fresh hate for ABC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (2Cry5)

6 So much so that she went viral
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Sure she did.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (Nwnyj)

7 Wow. Kimmel has been on air for 24 years.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one episode of anything he has been in.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (dRC6u)

8 they should try Mitch McC in that slot

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (j+aD2)

9 Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (NpAcC)

10 Jimmy the Kimmel, I picture him as Dustin Hoffman character in Midnight Cowboy.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (+C3AG)

11 1.77 million?

HGTV can show a woman shitting on a throw pillow and get 2 million

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (Nwnyj)

12 they should try Mitch McC in that slot

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (j+aD2)

He's already in his Forever Box...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (PGK1w)

13 I feel bad for Jimmy. Imagine now having to spend every evening alone with that hateful harpie wife of his.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)

14 Rosie O'Donnell's "ratings success" hit 1.87 million per episode. That's... not great.

Maybe the Rosie O'Donnell "ratings success" convinced ABC to drop Jimmy Kimmel like a bad habit that is also a very unfunny habit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM
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And Kimmel had the TDS market share all to himself. And still got beat by R. O'Donnell.

Not looking good for the Commies in November.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (rj6Yv)

15 >>>By "ratings success," they mean the Unfunny Version of Annie Wilkes scored much higher ratings than Jimmy Kimmel.

Ever seen 'em in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (dK+Kv)

16
I can't keep up with these cancelations -- I thought he was sunsetted already. Is there any post-Leno late-night host who's still on primetime?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (XJ22o)

17 Wow. Kimmel has been on air for 24 years.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one episode of anything he has been in.

He was moderately funny as the straight man in Win Ben Stein's Money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (guGkK)

18 So in terms of podcasts, Horde top five will be
1. Olberman
2. Jimmy Kimmel
3. Tucker
4. Newsom
5. Mooch

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (Sco7b)

19 It really shouldn't be legal to do this. If you adopt a sub-80 IQ individual who is more animal than man - like all entertainers - and pay for his care and feeding kenneling for years, it should be like any other dangerous pet, and you should have to euthanize it or pay for it to be euthanized. You can't just abandon it on the street.

Jimmy Kimmel is ABC's problem, not society's. Take him to a licensed veterinarian and put him in the tent like a responsible pet owner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (BI5O2)

20 Annie Wilkes had a purpose in life, even if it involved nothing more than getting another novel she wanted to read. All Kimmel does is make unfunny jokes that his audience pretends to find funny.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (2Xqig)

21 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us. So much so that she went viral for mocking her longtime nemesis, President Trump, by performing a parody of the traditional Irish song "Danny Boy" that she called "Donnie Boy."

Hoo boy, that's some top flight comedy right there!
*wipes eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

22 Canadian fuckstain Steven Colbert was replaced by comedians riffing on each other. Not fantastic, but much better than Colbert.

Kimmel can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (cIy7m)

23 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

"A source" had to tell us this dubious bit of information, because, like the overwhelming majority of people, we didn't watch her shitty show.

Posted by: far cry at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (WbWbV)

24 16
I can't keep up with these cancelations -- I thought he was sunsetted already. Is there any post-Leno late-night host who's still on primetime?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Tonight Show on NBC is the last late night broadcast show standing. So Jimmy Fallon? mebbe. I have no idea who is still hosting that show.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

25 Kimmel is a pimp , he could have never out fought Rosie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (v6vok)

26 I can't keep up with these cancelations -- I thought he was sunsetted already. Is there any post-Leno late-night host who's still on primetime?

I read that Kimmel was going to be replaced by that guy who glues two halves of a boat together and then sits in it in a pond.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

27 What I found interesting in the short clips I saw of Rosie was she remains deranged, but she is still capable of being the entertaining Rosie of the past, before she went all political. She is more talented than Jimmy (which is a low bar, I get it), but good heavens. Why is it so hard to just leave politics at the door and just be entertaining to everyone? Maybe I don’t understand the nuance enough which is why I teach fitness and I am not an actress / comedian.

Ps. I can be very funny, it’s just normally not on purpose. 😊

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 01:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

28 Guys Whose Careers Were Wrecked By Their Wives:

1. Prince Harry
2. Will Smith
3. Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:26 PM (guGkK)

29 22 Canadian fuckstain Steven Colbert was replaced by comedians riffing on each other. Not fantastic, but much better than Colbert.

Kimmel can go horsefuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Lot cheaper to put on. Broadcast TV is fading fast along with the the older TV watching generation.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

30 I love how they frame Rosie O'Donnell as a "nemesis" like they are in any way equal.

He's the leader of the free world, she is a fat grating leftard.

And by grating, I of course mean a huge selection of cheeses.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:27 PM (Nwnyj)

31 any reports about the future of the show at this point are purely speculative."

Thank you for the denial. Now we know it's true.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)

32 > O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.
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All you can eat buffet?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 01:27 PM (2Cry5)

33 Hoo boy, that's some top flight comedy right there!
*wipes eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

No wonder leftist women are bloodthirsty homicidal maniacs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)

34 32 > O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.
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All you can eat buffet?

northeastern liberal arts college knitting circle

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)

35 I don't think I could pick Kimmel out of a line up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (bFu5X)

36 I love how they frame Rosie O'Donnell as a "nemesis" like they are in any way equal.

They may have an argument on weight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (guGkK)

37 Ps. I can be very funny, it’s just normally not on purpose. 😊
Posted by: Piper
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Really good comedians often have horrible traumas that lead them there. Comedy is a way then for them to cope.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)

38 The problem that none of the big networks wants to acknowledge is that their market is so oversaturated with content, there's simply NO WAY for them to have a "hit show" like they used to have back in the 1980s through the 2000s.

There are so many streaming options nowadays, that no one can ever capture a large enough market share of any one program to proclaim it a "hit."

They are stuck with hiring leftover dregs like Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Rosie O'Donnell, hoping to cash in on name recognition from 20 years ago.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (FZ29D)

39 20 Annie Wilkes had a purpose in life, even if it involved nothing more than getting another novel she wanted to read. All Kimmel does is make unfunny jokes that his audience pretends to find funny.
Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM

Annie Wilkes was also a nurse, just sayin'

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (qI0Xa)

40 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.
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All you can eat buffet?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 01:27 PM (2Cry5)

A grain silo?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)

41 I can't keep up with these cancelations -- I thought he was sunsetted already. Is there any post-Leno late-night host who's still on primetime?

I read that Kimmel was going to be replaced by that guy who glues two halves of a boat together and then sits in it in a pond.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)
=====

Dave Chappelle wants to quit his stand up career.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (rj6Yv)

42 Kimmel is one of those guys I so deeply despise that I want to see really bad things happen to him. Like Satanic-level bad things. It's only fair, because he surely thinks the same thing about people like me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

43 Doesn't Odongell live in another country?

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (MWfyi)

44 Rumor has it that Rosie returned from Ireland because it's already overgrazed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (guGkK)

45 Really looking forward to that new Colbert written Lord of the Rings movie. Said no one, ever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (v6vok)

46 I think we could use a Rosie O’Donnell Show reboot. I forgot how good she is. Miss you already, Rosie!! 🩷

she used this week on JKL to test the waters as far as doing her own show again, and it really did feel like her OG show aside from the more pointed late-night humor.

She looks incredible. Really have missed her presence on TV, honestly. A+ trolling of Diaper Don.

Trump bringing up Rosie in the 2016 debates was one of the most embarrassing things I had ever witnessed. I had no idea how bad things would get.

I mean JD Vance will be so much worse, we have no good options until we get a good Democrat as Speaker of the House. And then MAYBE we have a chance.

It’s time for a Rosie renaissance. She’s been gone too long. She’s very intelligent and funny. She’s always had guts to say what she wants.

She still lives in Ireland and recently said she is looking forward to when she can move back home after Trump is gone.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (5/BQI)

47 Kimmel sucks. Of course pretty much all the prime time tv "comedians" suck. And most the current crop of standup comedians are painfully unfunny with maybe a handful of exceptions. So many of them are "comedians" only because some Netflix producers got together and decided to slap the "comedian" label on some unfunny people and let them record specials in front of slack-jawed retards who would laugh at soiling their own underwear.

Posted by: Enshittification of comedy at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

48 Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 01:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

The Left decided in 2009 the country would eat sleep and breathe division so here we are. Class warfare on steroids. Hence the state of TV, music, movies, news, etc.

You don't want to divide the country, you no get job.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (Nwnyj)

49 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

A liposuction clinic?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)

50 I thought Rosie O'Donnell left the country for...reasons.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 01:30 PM (fgSb9)

51 It's only fair, because he surely thinks the same thing about people like me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

Giving a shit what he thinks is your first mistake.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:30 PM (Nwnyj)

52 The upside is that when Kimmel does get the boot, he'll disappear much like Cold Bert.

I think Conan O'Brien has the former Late Night Host cum Podcaster slot sown up, so there's no room for anyone else in that space.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 01:30 PM (XV/Pl)

53 >>Annie Wilkes was also a nurse, just sayin'

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM

She'd have found that bitch guilty, though.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 01:30 PM (2Xqig)

54 This is the show beating the pants off Kimmel: "Comics unleashed ". No politics, no left wing dudfests. I haven't seen it, because I don't have a working Tv, but the conservative radio personality in NYC, Mark Simone likes it:

https://tinyurl.com/3vdw357z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (xSAlF)

55 She looks incredible. Really have missed her presence on TV, honestly. A+ trolling of Diaper Don.

"Incredible"? *SNORT*

Who's trolling who?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (guGkK)

56 Wish it were Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (odBC9)

57 A brewer's tun?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (dK+Kv)

58 Ps. I can be very funny, it’s just normally not on purpose. 😊
Posted by: Piper
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Really good comedians often have horrible traumas that lead them there. Comedy is a way then for them to cope.
Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
___________

Lotsa suicides, self-harm, and substance abuse in the comedy world. It's also reportedly a fetid rat's nest of jealousy, hate, back-stabbing, and mental illness. Many of these guys hate each other.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

59 49 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

a subaru dealership?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)

60 "It’s time for a Rosie renaissance."

Maybe a cartoon!

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (MWfyi)

61 The problem that none of the big networks wants to acknowledge is that their market is so oversaturated with content, there's simply NO WAY for them to have a "hit show" like they used to have back in the 1980s through the 2000s.

There are so many streaming options nowadays, that no one can ever capture a large enough market share of any one program to proclaim it a "hit."

They are stuck with hiring leftover dregs like Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Rosie O'Donnell, hoping to cash in on name recognition from 20 years ago.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The biggest problem is everything is "offensive" and if something isn't, it's simply not funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (dRC6u)

62
northeastern liberal arts college knitting circle
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM

I misread that as cutting circle which probably also applies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (qI0Xa)

63 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM

So nice to see the Clancy jurors weigh in.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (bFu5X)

64 This is just like when Trump took out Colbert!

Will no one speak out for the free One True Press?!

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (Fi81e)

65 This is the opportunity that Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter has been preparing for his entire career.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1)

66 17 Wow. Kimmel has been on air for 24 years.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one episode of anything he has been in.

He was moderately funny as the straight man in Win Ben Stein's Money.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (guGkK)

I don't remember that he added very much to The Man Show, but at least he didn't get in Corolla's way.

Afternoon, everyone.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM (SgdqL)

67 49 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

a subaru dealership?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
________

African watering hole

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

68 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2026 01:29 PM

So nice to see the Clancy jurors weigh in.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (bFu5X)
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Is there a lot to weigh?

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM (Fi81e)

69 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

a subaru dealership?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)

A dairy farm?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM (dK+Kv)

70 53 >>Annie Wilkes was also a nurse, just sayin'

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM

She'd have found that bitch guilty, though.
Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 01:30 PM (2Xqig)

She strangled all of her COCKADOODY KIDS!!!! What more do you need to know??!!

Posted by: Annie Wilkes at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

71 And Kimmel had the TDS market share all to himself. And still got beat by R. O'Donnell.

Not looking good for the Commies in November.
Posted by: mrp

Broadcast late night TV is not a thing for Gen Z or Millennials too much due to streaming and the internet.

Gen X is split. But the main audience for late night broadcast network TV is Baby Boomers and the dwindling number of Silents.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)

72 49 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

Rosie's so fat, she ate the entire periodic table.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

73 After ABC tents and gasses Kimmel, they can tell his senescent, second-childhood audience that they sent him to a petting zoo upstate where he can frolic and play with the other retard liars, and network executives will visit and pretend to believe his retarded lies, and give him cocaine treats through the fence after their blowjobs, just like the good old days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (BI5O2)

74 Jimmy Fallon is another one. He is truly talented, he is funny. He can sing and has been on broadway. But he can’t just leave politics alone. I am fine with those on the right leaving politics at the door. Entertain me, don’t preach to me.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

75 O'Donnell was "in her element
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Scattium?

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (Nwnyj)

76 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

A pond, because it supports her weight?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (guGkK)

77 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.
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Strontium?

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

78 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

In orbit around Jupiter?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (dK+Kv)

79 Lotsa suicides, self-harm, and substance abuse in the comedy world. It's also reportedly a fetid rat's nest of jealousy, hate, back-stabbing, and mental illness. Many of these guys hate each other.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Oh, like Congress.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

80 Late night is dead. Relic of the last century.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:34 PM (AKptf)

81 Oh, like Congress.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

But fewer jokes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

82 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

===

a subaru dealership?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
________

African watering hole
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:32 PM

Dude. Think of us. Please.

Posted by: Crocodiles, Hippopotomii, and Mosquitoes at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)

83 80 Late night is dead. Relic of the last century.

Vaudeville is PRIMED for a comeback! Primed, I say!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

84 "O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us."

The San Diego Zoo?

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (MWfyi)

85 Gen X is split. But the main audience for late night broadcast network TV is Baby Boomers and the dwindling number of Silents.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01

This makes sense. I am Gen X, but I don’t watchTV. So here I am crying the blues about entertainers bringing their crazy into their shows and the chances of me watching them are slim to none.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 Sorry, guys, the money laundering rails are drying up.

Posted by: Zombie USAID at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (rTiUi)

87 Oh, like Congress.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

But fewer jokes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Congress IS the joke.

Posted by: And a bad one at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

88 Cancelling Kimmel is a clear example of the fascism taking over the country.

Do I really need to do the slash and ess thing?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (7fVLG)

89 Have they considered putting a light-hearted, funny show in this slot? That's the kind of programming that just might work.

Posted by: red speck at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (Ve/HL)

90 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

On an Oregon beach with a stick of dynamite in her blowhole?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (dK+Kv)

91 Back from Costco in my part of Canada.
Hell hasn't yet broken loose, no burning US flags or effigies.

I did ask one of the AIs about some of the DisneyChannel shows they have on now. Cute, funny and not safe for kids because even though they stepped back from the gay shit and BET for kids, every white girl wants the black guy.

But they cancelled the new 'Wizards Beyond Waverly Place' even though it's ratings were really good for them. It was a cute show.

But AI says unless shows become major hits, they're getting cancelled before 3 seasons when staff would be getting raises.

But after going woke, conservatives and caring parents don't let their kids watch so I don't see how they'll ever have another big hit again. And how do you build any sort of loyalty cancelling everything after two seasons?

I'd think Disney would have the cash, but AI said no.

Oh, the rwo $1.50 Polish dogs were great!
And the rotisserie chicken $7.99 Can...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (Sco7b)

92 Craig Ferguson is still alive isn't he?

jeez give him a shot

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (j+aD2)

93 74 Jimmy Fallon is another one. He is truly talented, he is funny. He can sing and has been on broadway. But he can’t just leave politics alone. I am fine with those on the right leaving politics at the door. Entertain me, don’t preach to me.
Posted by: Piper

Johnny Carson could make jokes about either party. Fallon, with today's liberals cannot. He literally got hell from the left for mussing up Trump's hair in 2016 and treating him like his other celebrity guests.

"On September 15, 2016, Jimmy Fallon famously mussed Donald Trump's hair during a taping of The Tonight Show, a viral moment that occurred weeks before the 2016 presidential election. Fallon asked to do "one silly thing" to prove the hair was real, and Trump agreed, allowing Fallon to wildly tousle his locks on air.

The stunt drew significant criticism from Trump opponents who argued it "humanized" the candidate, while Fallon later admitted he "made a mistake" and felt "depressed" and "devastated" by the backlash. A former Tonight Show writer revealed the gag was originally intended as a companion piece to a planned bit with Hillary Clinton, which fell through when she declined to participate. "

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

94 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

a subaru dealership?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)

Maybe she did the show while sitting in an old Honda SUV.

Posted by: far cry at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (WbWbV)

95 Late night is dead. Relic of the last century.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:34 PM (AKptf)
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Late Night is on at 10.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (Fi81e)

96 There isn't a dick fat enough for Kimmel to eat, but that's not to say he wouldn't try.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (88C+u)

97 It's hard to find Jimmy Kimmel's average ratings, because most search results are about ratings in specific weeks. But I found an article stating that his average ratings over an entire quarter in 2025 were 1.77 million.

And Rosie O'Donnell got 1.87 million.”

Short story, there appear to be about 1.8 million people that are so bored they’ll turn on anything you stick in that slot, so there’s no sense in spending any money on them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (UJfh6)

98 "First, they came for the tedious comedians, and I said nothing..."

Posted by: red speck at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (Ve/HL)

99 Lotsa suicides, self-harm, and substance abuse in the comedy world. It's also reportedly a fetid rat's nest of jealousy, hate, back-stabbing, and mental illness. Many of these guys hate each other.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Which is kinda funny...if you have a dark sense of humor like I do.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (7fVLG)

100
Oh, the rwo $1.50 Polish dogs were great!
And the rotisserie chicken $7.99 Can...

Pfffffft.

Posted by: $10 large pepperoni pizza at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)

101 O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.
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Strontium?
Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)
---
Wait. No. Polonium

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (Fi81e)

102 O'Donnell was "in her element,"
-------

Don't they mean elephant

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (Nwnyj)

103 Cocaine treats!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (cIy7m)

104 Oh, the rwo $1.50 Polish dogs were great!
And the rotisserie chicken $7.99 Can...

Pfffffft.
Posted by: $10 large pepperoni pizza at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)
=======

That's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (rj6Yv)

105 Gen X is split. But the main audience for late night broadcast network TV is Baby Boomers and the dwindling number of Silents.

Posted by: whig

Boomer. I'm watching more and more YouTube than most anything else. When it is tv, It's Amazon Prime or BritBox.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (dRC6u)

106 O'Donnell was "in her element,"
-------

Don't they mean elephant

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (Nwnyj)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)

107 92 Craig Ferguson is still alive isn't he?

jeez give him a shot
Posted by: Black Orchid
=====
He retired to a Scottish Castle and is doing standup. Reportedly has no interest ever again doing late night tv. As in comparing it to being a realtor.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)

108 It’s time for a Rosie renaissance.

Rosie related

I'm looking after my friend's three cats while she is at Disney World with her family. One of the cats is named Rosie. I wish this Rosie
would have a renaissance because she's so timid I haven't seen her yet. Doesn't sound like the human Rosie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (xSAlF)

109 Have they considered putting a light-hearted, funny show in this slot? That's the kind of programming that just might work.
Posted by: red speck at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (Ve/HL)

It might.

But I bet my idea would be more popular with Current Year audiences.

Put Kimmel in a big celebrity lineup of legacy media entertainers on a weekly late-night show where they are roundly whipped by Cossack knouters.

Thrashing of the Network Stars would be a smash hit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (BI5O2)

110 I was never really into late night TV. I found Letterman to be eye-wateringly tedious. He sometimes had interesting guests but otherwise a total waste of time.

Posted by: Snooze fest at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

111 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

Floating on cold discarded hot dog water?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)

112 The stunt drew significant criticism from Trump opponents who argued it "humanized" the candidate, while Fallon later admitted he "made a mistake" and felt "depressed" and "devastated" by the backlash.

Geez, how did the Clancy defense miss putting Fallon on the jury in place of that one guy?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

113
I would miss Kimmel's crying tears over all his problems, but I never watched I only heard about it. I hear his wife is a bitch too.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (OkYzo)

114 Which is kinda funny...if you have a dark sense of humor like I do.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

I have found that dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (dRC6u)

115 Wow. Kimmel has been on air for 24 years.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one episode of anything he has been in.

Really? And not once has anyone said, or has youtube recommeneded, "you gotta watch this Jimmy Kimmel bit!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (rTiUi)

116 Good fucking riddance. Never, ever liked the douche bag

Posted by: sidney at September 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Uy/WF)

117 "First, they came for the tedious comedians, and I said nothing..."

====

...then they came for the Daytime Programming...and I rejoiced !

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (AKptf)

118 How much does a 1.77 rating bring in and how much does the show cost?

How is the comedy on CBS making?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (jK3NL)

119 I was never really into late night TV. I found Letterman to be eye-wateringly tedious. He sometimes had interesting guests but otherwise a total waste of time.
Posted by: Snooze fest

I've always had to get up too early for work to stay up late. I would grant myself Johnny Carson's monologue because it was usually over by 10:50 Central.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (dRC6u)

120 Wait didn't Rosie flee the US back it has become Trump's fascist police state or something?

Its almost like she way lying or something

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

121 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

On a jury for a triple-child murderess?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)

122 Thrashing of the Network Stars would be a smash hit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'd watch that shit. It's be like Saw with kayaks and zip lines.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (cIy7m)

123 Really? And not once has anyone said, or has youtube recommeneded, "you gotta watch this Jimmy Kimmel bit!"
Posted by: t-bird

Nope. Not once.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:42 PM (dRC6u)

124 "Kimmel takes pride in signing year-to-year deals, which are rare in the TV biz and allow him unusual flexibility."

It also allows flexibility for the network to hold his job over his head. Threats of killing the show might just be public negotiating.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 09, 2026 01:42 PM (zafwz)

125 Boomer. I'm watching more and more YouTube than most anything else. When it is tv, It's Amazon Prime or BritBox.
Posted by: rickb223

I suspect that the last few years of Baby Boomers are more like Gen X than the oldest cohort. Like averages, the categories try to stuff life experiences of generations into a box so it can be analyzed. That requires sanding off the rough edges to work. Most social science work relies on good enough measures as humans have volition unlike the natural sciences.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:42 PM (E4rtv)

126 69 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

a subaru dealership?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)

A dairy farm?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Uh, yes, I'd like to cancel my Thursday appointment. No, no need to reschedule.

Posted by: Horny Hung Minotaur at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (5/BQI)

127
"The Man Show" was carried by Adam Carolla, and the Girls on Trampoline segments. Kimmel was a schmuck.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

128 Why would someone watch Kimmel? I mean seriously here is what he brings to the table:

Simping on Starlets
Acting like a dweeb
Making jokes about how much of a dweeb he is.

Now, starlets get eyeballs, sure, but then get someone that knows how to flirt with them like Craig Ferguson

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

129 He retired to a Scottish Castle and is doing standup. Reportedly has no interest ever again doing late night tv. As in comparing it to being a realtor.
Posted by: whig

Damn. He WAS funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (dRC6u)

130 Seth Meyers is apparently still on. Never seen him either. A lot of non entities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (v6vok)

131 Thrashing of the Network Stars would be a smash hit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'd watch that shit. It's be like Saw with kayaks and zip lines.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (cIy7m)

Real life Squid Game with authentic lethality.

Posted by: Green light red light DEAD LIGHT at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)

132 I was never really into late night TV. I found Letterman to be eye-wateringly tedious. He sometimes had interesting guests but otherwise a total waste of time.
Posted by: Snooze fest

====

One thing he did do very well - live music. There were some amazing performances on that show.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (S2+6x)

133 "The Man Show" was carried by Adam Carolla, and the Girls on Trampoline segments. Kimmel was a schmuck.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

He was the dedicated butt of the joke. He never rose above that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (dK+Kv)

134 Craig Ferguson is still alive isn't he?

jeez give him a shot

Why should they work so hard? So go with the tried-and-true test pattern at the end of the evening.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (rTiUi)

135 On a jury for a triple-child murderess?

Did she talk about the case? I suspect her angle would be "Why is America prosecuting women for very late term abortions...ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

136 I don't watch any TV any more or anything with commercials. I can't stand when the show is interrupted every few minutes to cut to some ad about limp dicks and sports betting. I want to burn my hair.

So I just don't watch anything with commercials. I rarely watch any TV or streaming at all. I don't have wifi or streaming in my NYC apartment. Just in my NJ house.

I'm not sure there's much of anything good to watch in any format. I saw "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple" last night. More like "Shit Temple." It's like they made a zombie movie but forgot to include any zombies. Shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

137 The last thing on any late night show that was actually funny was Norm McDonald telling stories to Conan O’Brian. You can still find those clips online.

And Conan gets credit for being the perfect straight man. “The Moth man” is my fave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (UJfh6)

138 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

In the pail of excised anal warts?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)

139 124 "Kimmel takes pride in signing year-to-year deals, which are rare in the TV biz and allow him unusual flexibility."

It also allows flexibility for the network to hold his job over his head. Threats of killing the show might just be public negotiating.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

I think Disney is like Nike, past its glory days and broadcast TV division, even under Eisner, was on the chopping block to be sold. High salaries and costs in relation to revenue. And that requires major downsizing. That is what led to Colbert being canned--the sale of that network to new owners.

Broadcast, if it survives, is likely to be more like Weird Al's UHF than the old polished one. Cutting costs to the bone and wall to wall pharma ads.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)

140 I am Gen X, but I don’t watch TV.
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

Well, Jimmy's been watching you. You're just Jimmy's type.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 09, 2026 01:45 PM (J4Dwc)

141 Damn. He WAS funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (dRC6u)
========

The hottest guest chicks on a late night show.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

142 It might be time for the resurgence of the celebrity variety show again. I am holding out for the Gal Gadot show to replace Kimmel

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

143 He retired to a Scottish Castle and is doing standup. Reportedly has no interest ever again doing late night tv. As in comparing it to being a realtor.
Posted by: whig

Damn. He WAS funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:43 PM (dRC6u)

World Rizz Champion too. He had all the starlets eating out of his hand.

Posted by: He had game at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

144
Maybe ABC can hire The Three ~~Stooges~~ Nurses from the Clancy trial.

Their Big Boss Karen Nursey Haranguing 5 Nights a week has to be funnier than Kimmel's best night of "comedy'.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (iJfKG)

145 Good. He's a fat fag and not funny.

If he was a funny fat fag I might excuse him, but probably not.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (hzuYO)

146 Bah. I don't watch any of these people.
.
Put someone on that is actually funny. Recycling the same old crap is stupid. Trump is more entertaining than these people. Network TV has not been very good for years. Of course a lot of that is because of political correctness. Must not offend the radical stupid in the country.

Posted by: Case at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (noln+)

147
And the rotisserie chicken $7.99 Can...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 01:36 PM (Sco7b)

________

Costco rotisserie chicken: Plump and juicy

Kroger rotisserie chicken: May have been starved to death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (eRlcH)

148 Why should they work so hard? So go with the tried-and-true test pattern at the end of the evening.
Posted by: t-bird

Indian Chief & Star Spangled Banner FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (dRC6u)

149 If you ever see either Jimmy in real life tell them you love them, then call them by the other guy's name.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (Nwnyj)

150 Kroger rotisserie chicken: May have been starved to death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (eRlcH)

Killed by it's own hand/claw.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (dK+Kv)

151 137 The last thing on any late night show that was actually funny was Norm McDonald telling stories to Conan O’Brian. You can still find those clips online.

And Conan gets credit for being the perfect straight man. “The Moth man” is my fave.
Posted by: Tom Servo

And I think that is a problem in an of itself. I can watch Johnny Carson in the prime of his days with stars of my yesteryears, I can watch Craig Ferguson's controlled insanity, the best clips of other late night shows of the past as well. Why do I need to watch the dying and sad current shows. Any good clips are available on demand while I don't have to watch the entire show and its ads.

Youtube and social media has essentially created a curated list of highlight reels for shows.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

152 Really good comedians often have horrible traumas that lead them there. Comedy is a way then for them to cope.
Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside. Yeah, that's really an old, over-used schtick. They're usually alcoholic or drug-addicted assholes that pines away when someone tells a better joke.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 01:48 PM (g8Ew8)

153 Shoot, Trump was a realtor. AND he had a show, and owns a Scottish castle.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 01:48 PM (rbvCR)

154 If you ever see either Jimmy in real life tell them you love them, then call them by the other guy's name.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (Nwnyj)

Classic. A real funny guy would get the joke. He'd get all pissy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:48 PM (dK+Kv)

155 131 Thrashing of the Network Stars would be a smash hit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

We'd be playing fast and loose with the term 'Stars.'

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 01:48 PM (Sco7b)

156 Well.

Bye.

Srsly, who gives a fudge?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5)

157 Damn. He WAS funny.
Posted by: rickb223
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He is doing standup tours on occasion in the US. And I think some shows are recorded floating around on streaming.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

158 Jimmy Fallon is another one. He is truly talented, he is funny. He can sing and has been on broadway. But he can’t just leave politics alone. I am fine with those on the right leaving politics at the door. Entertain me, don’t preach to me.
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 01:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

I'm not a big fan, but he was at least originally non-political. I don't know what his actual politics are, but he resisted making his show political for a long time. He even had Trump on once and was gracious to him. The left went berserk and screamed for his head.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

159 >>> O'Donnell was "in her element," a source told us.

On Chelsea Handler's podcast?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:50 PM (dK+Kv)

160 Already mentioned?

This means Kimmel’s Lefty shrew if a wife is out of a job, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 01:50 PM (4KUe5)

161
129 He retired to a Scottish Castle and is doing standup. Reportedly has no interest ever again doing late night tv. As in comparing it to being a realtor.
Posted by: whig

I wish he’d do a Scot version of Takeshi’s Castle. Although it might be hard to find Scot’s today who would be as gleefully suicidal as the Japanese are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 01:50 PM (UJfh6)

162 Wow. Kimmel has been on air for 24 years.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one episode of anything he has been in.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (dRC6u)

I have been without a TV at all for more than 24 years, so I have never seen anything more than snippets of these assholes.

BTW, our old friend Maetenloch popped into the end of our previous thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:50 PM (1z8ji)

163 These late night shows had their place before social media/internet. The platform is dead. Everybody already knows everything about the guests, the gags are old. Just like Saturday Night Live, its played out. Let it die.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 01:50 PM (OkYzo)

164
World Rizz Champion too. He had all the starlets eating out of his hand.

One thing I noticed it that sometimes he had more experienced actresses on and you can tell she would have had her professional flirting act on and he'd work with that.

And sometimes it was someone newer to the self promotion part of acting or just shy and he'd be way more gentle and overcome the woman's nervousness. It was a pretty impressive thing to watch as I don't think they had time to script this stuff out so he was really responding to people in the moment...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

165 Wow. Kimmel has been on air for 24 years.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one episode of anything he has been in....

Posted by: t-bird
That's also true for me. I have to admit, however, that there have been a few times when I went on youtube to watch bits from Bill Maher. I dislike him and his liberal views. But there have been times where he has gone against the liberal grain. He does it knowing that it will piss off a good share of his fan base.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (0Htd1)

166
Costco rotisserie chicken: Plump and juicy

Kroger rotisserie chicken: May have been starved to death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (eRlcH)

Costco essentially brines their chicken by soaking it in a solution to add water to the meat and preserve it.

some folks claim this makes their chicken unhealthy.

Dunno, if that's real or no.

The delightful and health conscious Mrs naturalfake buys "air chilled' chicken as a result on account of it's supposed to be healthier.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

167 Jimmy Kimmel is ABC's problem, not society's. Take him to a licensed veterinarian and put him in the tent like a responsible pet owner.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 01:24 PM (BI5O2)

Kristi Noem, she know de wey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (1z8ji)

168 There is a UK version of Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (AKptf)

169

"So much so that she went viral for mocking her longtime nemesis, President Trump, by performing a parody of the traditional Irish song "Danny Boy" that she called "Donnie Boy."

God that sounds so good.

Did the Pumpkinhead move back to the US?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Miller at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (j/qpP)

170 110 I was never really into late night TV. I found Letterman to be eye-wateringly tedious. He sometimes had interesting guests but otherwise a total waste of time.
Posted by: Snooze fest
=======
Letterman was on some panel podcast recently and admitted that broadcast tv and his show made him into a major league asshole.

I think Jay Leno is about the only one that seems balanced and likable during and after his time on air.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

171
Tonight Show on NBC is the last late night broadcast show standing. So Jimmy Fallon? mebbe. I have no idea who is still hosting that show.
Posted by: whig

===============

Interesting, whig, thanks. So maybe the late-night broadcast show will become a thing of the past? Something that happened on t.v. for about 80 years (1950s to 2030s?) and then dies as dead as vaudeville.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:53 PM (XJ22o)

172 Costco essentially brines their chicken by soaking it in a solution to add water to the meat and preserve it.

some folks claim this makes their chicken unhealthy.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

Makes their chicken addictive as crack.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

173 Classic. A real funny guy would get the joke. He'd get all pissy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:48 PM (dK+Kv)

It's Kimmel especially that would hate it. Fallon to be honest might laugh

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:54 PM (Nwnyj)

174
What I found interesting in the short clips I saw of Rosie was she remains deranged, but she is still capable of being the entertaining Rosie of the past

Posted by: Piper

=================

Huh, interesting. Too bad these people get crazy about politics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:55 PM (XJ22o)

175 They only kept him as a fuck you to Trump.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2026 01:55 PM (YwEeS)

176 Who watches this shit? Who still watches ANY network TV? I kinda want to meet these people. As a science experiment.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 01:55 PM (Y08do)

177 There is a UK version of Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (AKptf)

Yeah. It requires a mat and airs five times a day

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:56 PM (Nwnyj)

178 164
World Rizz Champion too. He had all the starlets eating out of his hand.

One thing I noticed it that sometimes he had more experienced actresses on and you can tell she would have had her professional flirting act on and he'd work with that.

And sometimes it was someone newer to the self promotion part of acting or just shy and he'd be way more gentle and overcome the woman's nervousness. It was a pretty impressive thing to watch as I don't think they had time to script this stuff out so he was really responding to people in the moment...
Posted by: 18-1

I remember when he had whatshername who played Phoebe on Friends. She was there to promote some series that she produced. Anyway, you could tell she was a bit frightened and tense from Craig's style of interviewing.

Came off stiff and unlikable. Others just rolled with it like Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

179 I have soaked marginal chickens in heavy brine - ones that I got and left in the fridge defrosting for a few too many days - and that did do a good job on them for the flavor and texture.
Chicken that is old and mildly suspicious can be less than tasty when you roast it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)

180 Costco essentially brines their chicken by soaking it in a solution to add water to the meat and preserve it.

some folks claim this makes their chicken unhealthy.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

Makes their chicken addictive as crack.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)
________

I think CC actually injects the chicken with a salt solution. They aren't the only ones. It's a tried and true brining technique.

CC rotisserie chicken is excellent and dirt cheap. Like literally dirt cheap.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

181 150 Kroger rotisserie chicken: May have been starved to death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:47 PM (eRlcH)

Killed by it's own hand/claw.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Patrick didn't provide them the support they needed!!!

Posted by: AWFL jury members at September 09, 2026 01:58 PM (5/BQI)

182 One thing about the UK (which I , for the most part, do not particularly like), they tend to make fun of all sides of the political spectrum. They tend to be irreverent to clergy and the royals. They do not stoop so low as to just badger only the Tories for example. They might deem one sidedness in comedy a manifestation of a dull mind.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:58 PM (AKptf)

183 Chicken that is old and mildly suspicious can be less than tasty when you roast it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)

You could replace Kimmel with an old and mildly suspicious chicken and get better ratings.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:59 PM (Nwnyj)

184 Interesting, whig, thanks. So maybe the late-night broadcast show will become a thing of the past? Something that happened on t.v. for about 80 years (1950s to 2030s?) and then dies as dead as vaudeville.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
========
Figure the future for broadcast as cheap independent stations running shows in the past. If you can remember the UHF era in big cities for example.

Same way that broadcast radio, even talk radio, has become a slum with cheap syndicated
content.

And walls and walls of ads. Except unlike Ace's place with no script or adblocking, you have to stay watching/listening to the endless ads to get the rare breaks of whatever show or music you were listening to.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:59 PM (E4rtv)

185 Every once in a while my wife and I'll watch some old Carson reruns. Some are pretty funny, other's are just a couple of old farts from Hollywood's heyday talking about the "good ol' days."

Some of Gleason's stories were interesting.

I just think the genre is old and uninteresting now. People watch for the hate, or... specifically just "Trump hate."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 01:59 PM (2Cry5)

186 Thrashing of the Network Stars would be a smash hit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'd watch that shit. It's be like Saw with kayaks and zip lines.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (cIy7m)

Yup, you could have some sitcom starlet battle against Kimmel in a goofy race or whatever, but when she won it would just be for bragging rights. They both get knouted til they beg for mercy afterward, no matter who "wins."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)

187 CC rotisserie chicken is excellent and dirt cheap. Like literally dirt cheap.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I read an article a few years ago about the importance on the rotisserie chicken to Costco, and how they had to source their own farms to have a specific chicken breed. Normal chicken farms keep breeding bigger and bigger chickens (that cost more, because they're heavier). Costco has a certain breed custom raised to keep the weight consistent, and the birds small enough to fit multiple in their existing rotisserie infrastructure.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 09, 2026 02:01 PM (5/BQI)

188 I wish he’d do a Scot version of Takeshi’s Castle. Although it might be hard to find Scot’s today who would be as gleefully suicidal as the Japanese are.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Heck pitch it to him. He is still doing a bit of low key acting I think.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

189 The genre sucks because the "interviews" are heavily scripted and pre-approved.

Ferguson interviews had a cool less apparently scripted vibe about them as did whatever I saw of Conan.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:01 PM (Nwnyj)

190 walls and walls of ads. Except unlike Ace's place with no script or adblocking, you have to stay watching/listening to the endless ads to get the rare breaks of whatever show or music you were listening to.
Posted by: whig

This was the case with talk radio long ago. It’s why I stopped listening to it in the early 2010s sometime. Of an hour broadcast it was maybe 25 minutes of content the rest was ads or news or promos for the news. It became unlistenable.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:02 PM (Y08do)

191 I just think the genre is old and uninteresting now. People watch for the hate, or... specifically just "Trump hate."
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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I think some just have the tv on for noise. Some grew up going to sleep with the tv on.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)

192 "Disney is pushing back on this ...."

Disney probably planted the story! This is all probably just battlespace prep for salary negotiations. I wouldn't give this miserable cocksucker $20 to blow James Talacreepo, but Disney has paid him tons of money for years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

193 TV in general is dead. Nobody under 35 watches regular TV. Maybe for sports but thats all moving to streaming too. Cable news median viewer age is 65.

Give it another 10 years and it’s all over.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:05 PM (Y08do)

194 189 The genre sucks because the "interviews" are heavily scripted and pre-approved.

Ferguson interviews had a cool less apparently scripted vibe about them as did whatever I saw of Conan.
Posted by: ...
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Late prime time with bigger audiences versus middle of the night stuff and Craig's show was during the infancy of You Tube clips that went viral.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)

195 I remember when he had whatshername who played Phoebe on Friends. She was there to promote some series that she produced. Anyway, you could tell she was a bit frightened and tense from Craig's style of interviewing.

Came off stiff and unlikable. Others just rolled with it like Kate Beckinsale.
Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
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Lisa Kudrow is also well-known to be a horrible person, so there's that. Like, Chevy Chase levels of being a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 09, 2026 02:05 PM (oqH4h)

196 Figures that The Paolo would know about Lisa Kudrow.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 02:06 PM (oqH4h)

197 I have to take care of all this food. But first news. CBC seems to be having more and more people thinking that poking the bear currently holding your throat in it's mighty jaws may be unwise.

MSNOW - Football opener after lamentations over America's sins and land announcements.- President Trump at Convention. Polling horribly inside their offices I'm sure.

CNN - Convention - unpopular wars. Wonder what it's like outside the bubble

FoxNews - Iran

CBC - construction of a carbon capture storage facility. No wonder on what humans they'll force there.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)

198 I remember when he had whatshername who played Phoebe on Friends. She was there to promote some series that she produced. Anyway, you could tell she was a bit frightened and tense from Craig's style of interviewing.

Came off stiff and unlikable. Others just rolled with it like Kate Beckinsale.
Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
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Karen Gillan was always a hoot to watch on Craig Ferguson's show.

They'd riff off each other's "Scottishness."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 02:06 PM (FZ29D)

199 Disney probably planted the story! This is all probably just battlespace prep for salary negotiations. I wouldn't give this miserable cocksucker $20 to blow James Talacreepo, but Disney has paid him tons of money for years.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

Go on......

Posted by: James Talacreepo at September 09, 2026 02:06 PM (SgdqL)

200 193 TV in general is dead. Nobody under 35 watches regular TV. Maybe for sports but thats all moving to streaming too. Cable news median viewer age is 65.

Give it another 10 years and it’s all over.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Possibly. People thought AM radio was dead until Rush revitalized it.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)

201
I assumed all supermarket chicken was brined up the ying-yang.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (eRlcH)

202 Thrashing of the Network Stars would be a smash hit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'd watch that shit. It's be like Saw with kayaks and zip lines.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 01:41 PM (cIy7m)

Yup, you could have some sitcom starlet battle against Kimmel in a goofy race or whatever, but when she won it would just be for bragging rights. They both get knouted til they beg for mercy afterward, no matter who "wins."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)

MXC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (dK+Kv)

203 Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:02 PM (Y08do)

I listen to Mark Simone on 710 conservative talk radio NYC. He is amusing and intelligent . Because I've listened for quite some time, I know exactly when the commercial breaks are coming and I just turn it off for those times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (xSAlF)

204 Best interview ever?

Johnny Carson & Doris Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 02:09 PM (dRC6u)

205 Karen Gillan was always a hoot to watch on Craig Ferguson's show.

They'd riff off each other's "Scottishness."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Yep. Some dared to let their own personalities fly on his show (which are often the clips that are watched on YT), some were uptight assholes.

If you can, watch clips of Robin Williams on Craig's show. Escalating madness.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

206 I've been informed that I am within the prime age bracket to view this thing named 'TV'.

Funny, I haven't tuned in in decades.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2026 02:09 PM (x3YLC)

207 204 Best interview ever?

Johnny Carson & Doris Day.
Posted by: rickb223

I am going to need some pointers on that episode.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

208 MXC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (dK+Kv)

Aka the aforementioned Takeshi's Castle

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:10 PM (Nwnyj)

209 I'm betting the same people that watch Kimmel watch Rosie.
Safe bet, I know.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 09, 2026 02:10 PM (NNm8P)

210 I am going to need some pointers on that episode.
Posted by: whig

She had two of 'em pointing hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 02:11 PM (dRC6u)

211 And if any of the Network Stars refuses to compete, his last episode will be an appearance in the Octagon with that year's All-Zaporozhian Knouting Champion for the "Final Knoutdown."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

212 MXC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (dK+Kv)

Aka the aforementioned Takeshi's Castle

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:10 PM (Nwnyj)

I caught that on the read back. But I am pretty sure that MXC added the irreverent, insulting, English overdub. That was the fun and funny part.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

213 I caught that on the read back. But I am pretty sure that MXC added the irreverent, insulting, English overdub. That was the fun and funny part.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Right you are Ken!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2026 02:13 PM (x3YLC)

214 Amazingly, Costco rotisserie chicken is gluten free.
There are a lot of chemicals they are not pumping into them for that to be the case.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (4KUe5)

215 206 I've been informed that I am within the prime age bracket to view this thing named 'TV'.

Funny, I haven't tuned in in decades.
Posted by: Tonypete a
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And individuals do or do not exemplify the category--it is a central tendency measure used for analyis, not an individual based one.

And it is as true and false as everyone in Japan speaks Japanese.

An individual based measure means that you throw away useful data about a group tendency because of outliers. And that makes it even worse because then the assumption is that you can scale the outlier's tendencies to speak for the general.

Ecological fallacy.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

216 How long before all entertainment is ai generated? Hell of a lot cheaper to pay for tokens instead of of “Star” salaries.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (Y08do)

217 JC & DD interview:

https://tinyurl.com/4ppdrpyd

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (dRC6u)

218 She had two of 'em pointing hard.
Posted by: rickb223

That is acceptable--far better than a gentleman pointing.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

219 I watch TV. Walker, Texas Ranger, and Hunter. That's it.

Any knouter you put up against Chuck Norris or Fred Dryer would get a run for his money. It was a better time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:16 PM (BI5O2)

220 JC & DD interview:

https://tinyurl.com/4ppdrpyd

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (dRC6u)

"I don't want anything to lick me that isn't going to marry me."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 02:16 PM (PGK1w)

221 I saw Ecological Fallacy open for Green Day at Burning Man.

Never going back there again.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 09, 2026 02:17 PM (SgdqL)

222 This was the case with talk radio long ago. It’s why I stopped listening to it in the early 2010s sometime. Of an hour broadcast it was maybe 25 minutes of content the rest was ads or news or promos for the news. It became unlistenable.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:02 PM (Y08do)

That is the draw for podcasts, not only do you get a longer format, you can fast-forward through the ads.

Granted, I miss nasal yelling about BUY GOLD NOW but it isn't worth the abuse.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 02:17 PM (rbvCR)

223 "I don't want anything to lick me that isn't going to marry me."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Her terms are acceptable.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 02:17 PM (dRC6u)

224 I wish he’d do a Scot version of Takeshi’s Castle. Although it might be hard to find Scot’s today who would be as gleefully suicidal as the Japanese are.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I caught that on the read back. But I am pretty sure that MXC added the irreverent, insulting, English overdub. That was the fun and funny part.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

I just assumed you wanted him (and fellow Scots and/or comedians) to dub a show like MXC. Could be funny, and Japan has plenty of wild shows to choose from.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 09, 2026 02:18 PM (5/BQI)

225 This is the best interview ever. Pay particular attention to Tom Selleck and Paul Wight while she's talking. Potentially nsfw Conan O'Brien segment on YouTube:

https://tinyurl.com/3atf4xkt

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 09, 2026 02:18 PM (r7+Q7)

226 I’m trying to think of the last Big 4 network show I watched. Maybe one of the 158 CSI or law and order spin offs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Y08do)

227 Point of order: Kimmel, Fallon, Rosie: None of these people are actually "talented."

Posted by: tsj017 at September 09, 2026 02:19 PM (xqi/r)

228 199 Disney probably planted the story! This is all probably just battlespace prep for salary negotiations. I wouldn't give this miserable cocksucker $20 to blow James Talacreepo, but Disney has paid him tons of money for years.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I think the new management at ABC will end up dismantling the whole broadcast, theme parks, movie, cable divisions. The cable and broadcast are simply not making the money anymore like they used to due to slumping cable ratings and carriage fees and slumping broadcast tv audiences. And the ad money is going somewhere else as well.

The economics of Colbert's show, for example are brutal--losing money every airing is not a way to success. And I'd imagine Kimmel's show has comparable cost to revenue problems that Colbert had.

The guy that assembled the Devil Mouse conglomerate, Bob Iger, recognized the problem but emotionally could not swing the axe to dismantle his own legacy. The new guy doesn't have that issue.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)

229 This was the case with talk radio long ago. It’s why I stopped listening to it in the early 2010s sometime. Of an hour broadcast it was maybe 25 minutes of content the rest was ads or news or promos for the news. It became unlistenable.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

WMAL here in DC. Turn it on at any given point in time, and you're going to be in the middle of a block of ads.

I read that talk stations had to run a lot of ads because Rush charged so much for his show. I doubt that any of his successors can charge what he was charging, so maybe the stations could actually cut back on the ads and still make money.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

230 BTW, I learned here that Dryer racked up more than 100 sacks in his NFL career, before he ever hurled Brian Dennehy off a high-rise apartment block. That's an Elite Asskicker.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 02:19 PM (BI5O2)

231 I hope no one gets injured in the Oh No Please Don't Fire Jimmy Kimmel riots of 2026.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 02:20 PM (Nwnyj)

232 Nood

Texas

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)

233 I caught that on the read back. But I am pretty sure that MXC added the irreverent, insulting, English overdub. That was the fun and funny part.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

———-

Right you are, Ken!

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 09, 2026 02:20 PM (ksDEF)

234 CBC - construction of a carbon capture storage facility. No wonder on what humans they'll force there.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)

Rumors from the off-center financial world is that the banking structure being proposed for the funding of the carbon capture is going to be the main process for the EU to launder funds from their infrastructure "loans" from private banking and from assets they seize during the Ukraine war. I would not doubt that the Canadian government might need laundering facilities if they are in economic relationships with China

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)

235 I’m trying to think of the last Big 4 network show I watched. Maybe one of the 158 CSI or law and order spin offs.

The best big 4 show right now (and the only one to show up in the ratings) is Tracker on CBS. It's kind of old fashioned in that it's a straight man solving things, frequently by shooting bad guys in the face. I have no idea how that made it on the air post-George Floyd.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

236 214 Amazingly, Costco rotisserie chicken is gluten free.
There are a lot of chemicals they are not pumping into them for that to be the case.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (4KUe5)

Would just mean they aren’t using any seasonings that contain wheat, like some soy sauces. I know Publix won’t label theirs gluten free because of potential cross contamination with breads, etc in a shared kitchen.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

237 I'm looking after my friend's three cats while she is at Disney World with her family. One of the cats is named Rosie. I wish this Rosie
would have a renaissance because she's so timid I haven't seen her yet. Doesn't sound like the human Rosie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (xSAlF)

If you know where she's hiding try lying down on the floor and reading a book/flipping on a tablet quietly. Shy cats often feel more reassured that way and might allow curiosity to bring them out.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

238 Rumors from the off-center financial world is that the banking structure being proposed for the funding of the carbon capture is going to be the main process for the EU to launder funds from their infrastructure "loans" from private banking and from assets they seize during the Ukraine war. I would not doubt that the Canadian government might need laundering facilities if they are in economic relationships with China
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)

Sure, throw a charcoal briquette into a swamp and credit a billion dollars off your carbon. Throwing maidens into volcanos was more scientific.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 02:26 PM (uhVAy)

239 Does Canada claim carbon credits for all the people they kill every year through MAID?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 02:32 PM (eTy6m)

240 There’s gluten in some preservatives, so it can be stealthy added to weird things like spices.
Having a family member with celiac has been enlightening re: food processing and labeling.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)

241 "I'm looking after my friend's three cats while she is at Disney World with her family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (xSAlF)"

How dense does someone have to be to take their family to Disney anything in 2026, assuming they're not a moonbat.

Not a knock on you - you aren't the one going - but where we are today is the result of decades of tolerating and enabling things that deserve neither.

Posted by: heya at September 09, 2026 03:16 PM (TkJMd)

242 LateNighter.com offers comprehensive ratings updates on the landscape. Kimmel now gets north of 2 million for an original episode.

His ratings ticked up post suspension, and they grew a bit more after Colbert's cancellation.

O'Donnell's ratings were below Kimmel's and if she were installed full time they'd likely fall. Her guest appearances got more attention for their novelty.

Posted by: Christian Toto at September 09, 2026 04:41 PM (Dqe4V)

243 Maybe if we kill off these no-longer-funny shows we can get tv to bring back real variety shows - Laugh-In, Carol Burnett, Lawrence Welk. etc.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (kU0PQ)

Lindsay Clancy Jury Forewoman Admits She Was "So Excited" When She Thought She'd Get to Acquit the Killer; Another Female Juror Says the Male Holdout "Just Couldn't Get Past the Fact That She Viciously Killed Her Children"

He just couldn't get over that, huh?
Wow, he's so irrational.
And he wouldn't listen to the nine hens pecking at him and cursing at him! (They admit that profanity was used.)
What a toxic-masculinity monster who won't just do what angry depraved Karens command him to do.
Unbelievable.

The jury foreperson in Lindsay Clancy's high-stakes triple murder trial detailed just how close the panel was to finding the killer mom not guilty by reason of insanity until one male holdout juror blocked the verdict.
"He admitted he had reasonable doubt after we watched the video of the interview," the female juror told NBC 10 Boston in an interview with two other women jury members.
As I said before, I think this is a distortion. I think he said something to try to conciliate the profanity-spraying hens like "I can understand why you say she was insane" and the crazed kid-killer fans jumped on that and took that to mean acquittal, which they were "excited" by.

"I started filling out forms, I was so excited," the woman said.
"There were three forms I had to fill out and I started filling them out, I wrote my signature on each one but then he said, 'But I'm still not going to say she's not guilty by reason of insanity.'"
One of the three jurors, was named Paula and is a former government contractor. Another, Kelly, is a chef in Plymouth, and the foreperson, Ronnie, is a retired fifth-grade special needs teacher.
The jurors called the holdout "arrogant" for refusing to interact with the other members and for refusing to consider their takes on the evidence in the case.

He did consider your takes. You rejected them. Like all left-wing female supremacists, when you say a man must "hear" you, you mean a man must obey you.

"He was very arrogant. He really did not take anything that anybody said," one of the women claimed.
Another said, "every one of us in the hours of our frustration would get up and walk the room because you just couldn't sit anymore. And we would all go to the cart with the exhibits. He, I think, got up to the cart once very briefly and went back to his seat."
"He would not interact with us and try to understand," she continued. "We read to him, on numerous occasions, the definition of reasonable doubt from Judge [William] Sullivan's instruction."
"But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children," she explained.
What a monster.
Meanwhile, the she-maniacs said they disregarded the prosecution's case -- see, women don't have to listen to men, men just have to listen to women -- because the prosecution wasn't "compassionate" enough to the triple child-murderess.

The jurors told the outlet the prosecution didn't show enough compassion toward Clancy -- who the jurors learned at trial struggled with crippling insomnia, anxiety, depression and suicidal thoughts and thoughts of harming her kids in the four months leading up to the murders.
"I just found it to be harsh -- very, very harsh," one juror said.
"The fact that they had no character witnesses in regards to Lindsay being a bad mother ... I found it to be biased."
The foreperson said all the witnesses and evidence "proved that she loved her children ... so she had to have snapped."
The trio said they found Reddington to be "entertaining," "arrogant," "compassionate" and "funny."
"His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said.
So, just like the highly-invested Lindsay Clancy cultists outside the court, these women feel that the Real Victim Here wasn't the three children murdered in the basement, terrified and confused about why their mother is strangling them, but the housewife these soap opera addicts obviously identified with and projected themselves on to.
You will not be surprised to learn that there were "strong personalities" in the jury room -- which I take to mean Alpha Karens who badgered and berated and shamed the other jurors into letting a child killer go free.

The panel of nine women and three men deadlocked after splitting 11-1, but one woman, identified as Juror No. 5, told local media that the holdout at the end of deliberations wasn't the only one who initially thought Clancy was guilty.
"The stand-alone juror was not the only one that was unwilling to see things from the other side, so I'm going to kind of defend that individual in a sense," she told the Boston-based WBZ-TV. "There were some big personalities in that room, but at the end of the day, it just came down to an inability to move past your convictions."
She, too, was originally in favor of a guilty verdict, she told the outlet.
"And maybe I still believe that in a certain way," she added. "I think that this is a woman who was not mentally healthy."

See? The Alpha Karens pressured her.
It gets worse. The "nurses on the jury" demanded the male (spit) holdout take the claims of other jurors as evidence and make his decision based upon this non-evidence.
See, there were "nurses on the jury" and their stupid uneducated opinions overrule the actual psychiatric expert who testified that Lindsay Clancy was lying about "hearing voices."

They called him "arrogant" and accused him of disregarding information from "nurses on the jury."
See, the (spit) man was arrogant. The "nurses on the jury" offering their lay opinions as expert testimony weren't arrogant. They were giving expert testimony.
Aren't all women experts, when you think about it? They have Lived Experience.

I don't know what's going to happen, guys. I don't know how we survive one-third of women now being viciously insane.
If they have a retrial -- no teachers, no "nurses on the jury." And strike as many women as possible.

I�ve watched this probably 100 times at this point.

This one quote by this one juror is radicalizing me in ways I didn�t know were even possible:

�He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously k*lled her children��

I don�t know where we go from here� pic.twitter.com/965EJBOLb8
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) September 9, 2026

Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/CnKXD4UG2R
— Karli Bonne� 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) September 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM

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Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:12 PM (nXhwP)

2 and now i .... nope, can't say that about those "women"

so i'll fetch the corgis...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:12 PM (nXhwP)

3 i altered the posting time just so that Elric couldn't jump on the first.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)

4 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Stacked the jury they did, thats how they almost let her free

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 12:14 PM (UkRF7)

5 >>>Stacked the jury they did, thats how they almost let her free

yup.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)

6 thanks Ace, happy to help you thwart elric, and i've summoned the otters.

also, I have no words for the 9 harpies on the jury....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:14 PM (nXhwP)

7 Listening to this woman is like staring Cthulhu in the eye. There's no way that you can do it and still be left feeling like you are in a world that still makes sense. It's the biggest mask-off moment.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 09, 2026 12:15 PM (U1fU7)

8 >>>He just couldn't get over that, huh?

You know who else couldn't get over that?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:15 PM (dK+Kv)

9 Saw on YouTube ( paraphrasing)
If she killed your 3 children would you let her go?

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 12:15 PM (UkRF7)

10 This is why we have jury trials.
Ace basically just does not like American women
I have no problem with that society must be inclusive

Posted by: Not Paul at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (yDXyc)

11 I don't know what's going to happen, guys. I don't know how we survive one-third of women now being viciously insane.

Saw a comment on Facebook, and no, I didn't make it,

"If it weren't for the 🐈, they'd be hunted from horseback.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (dRC6u)

12 For me, this story is like the Charlie Kirk assassination. The insanely evil public reaction to the story distresses me more than did the crime that precipitated it.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 Well, she was a crazy loon...

Who found a Jury of her peers... except... for one....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (mP0Kj)

14 Call me crazy but in my opinion a woman who murders her own children is a bad mother...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (+gK6I)

15 No teachers and no nurses on the jury.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (2Xqig)

16 I saw a collection of social media videos last night with a bunch of women saying that men exist only to pay attention to them and make money for them to spend. They are explicitly not to be allowed any hobbies or autonomy according to these alleged ladies.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

17 In the future, we're just going to have to drop the "vicious killer" thing.

There is no room for such sentiment, in the future.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:18 PM (Fi81e)

18 The Future is Female.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:18 PM (Fi81e)

19 also, I have no words for the 9 harpies on the jury....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:14 PM (nXhwP)

correct, i have words.

I'm not allowed to use them....

I'll just wish the deamons haunt their dreams to the end of time plus 3 years....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:18 PM (nXhwP)

20 12 For me, this story is like the Charlie Kirk assassination. The insanely evil public reaction to the story distresses me more than did the crime that precipitated it.
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

I'll agree on this one. Though the crime in either is bad enough, the reaction is fucking toxic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:18 PM (Y/06r)

21 I appreciate you finding this information and reporting on it intelligently Ace, but at this point I don't want to read anything else on this evil women, the awful women trying to defend her or her media hungry lawyer.

Social media was a mistake. It amplifies crazy voices. I don't even think people supporting Lindsay are in majority, but the internet suggests they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 12:19 PM (SzveA)

22 18 The Future is Female.
Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:18 PM (Fi81e)

Not if they keep killing their offspring...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:19 PM (+gK6I)

23 I think when he said “reasonable doubt” he meant reasonable doubt that Lindsay was truly insane.
Which was the only thing they were deciding on.

There is plenty of evidence to back him up on that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 12:19 PM (6ydKt)

24 15 No teachers and no nurses on the jury.
Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (2Xqig)

I thought they did say there were teachers on the jury, two or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)

25 "But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children," she explained.

Yup. That's the fact that normal people can't get over. That's literally it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (PGK1w)

26 Call me crazy but in my opinion a woman who murders her own children is a bad mother...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (+gK6I)

one would think this is self evident.

but then, liberals...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (nXhwP)

27 4 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Stacked the jury they did, thats how they almost let her free
Posted by: Skip

I think it was more that the prosecution relied on females on the jury having sympathy. This was almost OJ Simpson redux with Identity crap. Prosecutors in that case thought black women would sympathize with another woman over the guy. They sided with the black part more than the woman part.

In this case, I suspect but do not know, the prosecution thought allowing female caring professionals, aka teachers and nurses on the jury would be able to consider the murders of the vulnerable. Instead, they went with their professional and political identity.

But I have no idea about the entire jury pool nor those that were stricken.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (E4rtv)

28 My son is 36, no wife, no kids. Long string of girlfriends. I was disappointed, but now I’m not so sure…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (g9+4z)

29 Power. Power to make the guilty innocent and innocent guilty. Facts and evidence be damned.

Power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (cIy7m)

30 Good to know giga Chads walk among us, still. Holding the line of a functioning society.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (CYBB0)

31 When "The View" has these nutters on.... it'll be one hell of a show. Of insanity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

32 Viciously. She said, "Viciously." Somebody call Indigo Montoya.

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (Q+gd/)

33 There's a commenter over at Instapundit who thought she was a calm and reasonable person who was a representative of most women.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (IarJD)

34 "the reaction is fucking toxic."

It's French Revolution level of crazy. If not End Times nuts.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

35 >>>the foreperson, Ronnie, is a retired fifth-grade special needs teacher.

And there it is.

Only slightly smarter than developmentally disabled fifth graders running the deliberation process.

What kind of fucking retard was this judge to put his rubber stamp on this process?

I have extreme suspicion whether this fucking fat assed cat-terrorizer even understands what it means to have "reasonable" doubt.

My word, that lone juror is a GDd legend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)

36 The only good thing to come out of this debacle is that, maybe, some independents will see just how f**ked up in the head liberal women are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (0Htd1)

37 I don't even think people supporting Lindsay are in majority, but the internet suggests they are.

There was a poll last week claiming that 75% of women support being allowed to kill their kids. I'd love to know the details, like if everyone asked was a Reddit poster, but that's horrifying.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (2ocoG)

38 God said he would spare Massachusetts if they can produce twelve people qualified to sit on a jury.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (0U5gm)

39 I thought they did say there were teachers on the jury, two or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Read Ace above, the foreperson was a retired 5th grade special needs teacher apparently. Second gray block.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)

40 > My son is 36, no wife, no kids. Long string of girlfriends. I was disappointed, but now I’m not so sure…
Posted by: Hawkpilot
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Mine's 31 and no wife. Not even a girlfriend. Given his roll model for women is my ex-wife.... I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:22 PM (2Cry5)

41 This was almost OJ Simpson redux with Identity crap. Prosecutors in that case thought black women would sympathize with another woman over the guy. They sided with the black part more than the woman part.

I think you're right that that's what they thought, but it was obvious to me that they'd vote with their race, and I don't get paid big bucks to sculpt juries.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

42 The jurors called the holdout "arrogant" for refusing to interact with the other members and for refusing to consider their takes on the evidence in the case."

Ahem.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:22 PM (XuXeR)

43 Saw a comment on Facebook, and no, I didn't make it,

"If it weren't for the 🐈, they'd be hunted from horseback.
Posted by: rickb223

And you wonder why women might gravitate to the side that doesn't say they should be killed like animals

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:22 PM (vJrRc)

44 So this stupid bitch didn't hear herself when she said, “He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously k*lled her children…”

I, like others, am simply speechless.

F*ck them all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (fgSb9)

45 People call homeboy a hero.

He's no a hero. He's just an actual man.

Real men who are old enough to sit on a jury have observed the horrible bitches of the world and heard their stupid womanly demands long enough to know they should stand fast and ignore that bullshit.

If they can't, they're bitch-made half-men like those other two cucks in that room with one dick in it.

I'd call him a hero if he'd lashed the other 11 together at the waist and marched them off to lengthy hard-labor sentences in the Sandwich Camps, making lunches for the hardworking moms and dads of America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (BI5O2)

46 So they tried to hammer away at him. Trouble is, he's one of those persons who got stronger the more they hammeed him.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (llBIB)

47 "His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said

This is the female equivalent of "The stripper really likes me!"

Posted by: Chuck C at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (0GLZr)

48 Viciously. She said, "Viciously." Somebody call Indigo Montoya.
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (Q+gd/)

idk, strangling is pretty fucking vicious.

it's also pretty fucking intimate. you are STARING at the person you're killing. it's not "immediate" or "impersonal" or remote. it's the killers hands around the throat watching the life bleed out of their eyes.

i'mma call that vicious....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (nXhwP)

49 There was a poll last week claiming that 75% of women support being allowed to kill their kids. I'd love to know the details, like if everyone asked was a Reddit poster, but that's horrifying.

I doubt it's anything like that high, but normal, non-psychotic women need to speak out and condemn those who refuse to acknowledge the evil that was done.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

50 >>I thought they did say there were teachers on the jury, two or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM

There were, but should not be.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (2Xqig)

51 Call me crazy but in my opinion a woman who murders her own children is a bad mother...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (+gK6I)

Ah, but now that all her kids are dead, she's no longer a mother, good or bad. She's back to just being good ol' Lindsey...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (nbLIj)

52 And you wonder why women might gravitate to the side that doesn't say they should be killed like animals

Posted by: FeatherBlade

Now do their children.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:24 PM (dRC6u)

53 There was a poll last week claiming that 75% of women support being allowed to kill their kids. I'd love to know the details, like if everyone asked was a Reddit poster, but that's horrifying.
Posted by: Ian S.

Sampling matters.

If it was an Internet poll, controlling for trolls, bots, and men would matter.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:24 PM (vJrRc)

54 My word, that lone juror is a GDd legend.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)

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No question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:24 PM (fgSb9)

55 The jurors called the holdout "arrogant" for refusing to interact with the other members and for refusing to consider their takes on the evidence in the case."

He knows what he did.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

56 Saw a lawyer online explain this. This is Mad-sachusetts, the prosecution has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she was not undergoing psychosis.

So the "more likely" standard should not be applied. It would be fairly "reasonable" to let her go because the "Devil made her do it" in Mad-sachusetts.

Because it makes you "not guilty", without the proof of mens rea in this fucking state.

She had already provided the case that she was the physical agent, however in this blew state, that's not enough.

Totally stupid, but it would be Mass-reasonable to acquit Clancy if you thought that she might be psychotic (and who wouldn't?!!) while stalking and strangling her children, then cutting herself and jumping out a window.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

57 One third are viciously insane? You're an optimist, Ace.

Posted by: Butch at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (98xTj)

58 They wanted to change the law and make history, by effectively legalizing very late term abortions.
If they had succeeded, they would have had statues built for them and their names would be in the history textbooks.
This is why they are upset, they missed their chance at being more consequential than many presidents and supreme court justices.

Posted by: PG at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (otThz)

59 "Like all left-wing female supremacists, when you say a man must "hear" you, you mean a man must obey you."

This is the most succinct way I've ever heard this phenomenon explained. It's perfect and cuts immediately to the point.

You. Must. Obey.

Then, when a man has the temerity to say, 'yeah, GTFO of here with that noise,' she's now - according to these same women - a victim of patriarchal violence.

"But where have all the good men gone?!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (PGK1w)

60 I think it was more that the prosecution relied on females on the jury having sympathy."

That seems to have been the case. The prosecutor remains a fool.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (XuXeR)

61 In this case, I suspect but do not know, the prosecution thought allowing female caring professionals, aka teachers and nurses on the jury would be able to consider the murders of the vulnerable. Instead, they went with their professional and political identity.

But I have no idea about the entire jury pool nor those that were stricken.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (E4rtv)

Everything I have read about the jury shows 9 angry Karens who put their sympathy for the murderer first and foremost. Nothing angers a Karen more than not listening to them screech. The holdout was the manager who didn't GAF about their feels, and now they are unleashing their impotent rage.

Masterfully selected by the defense attorney, but that makes him all the more despicable, knowing what he had done, then vilifying the one guy willing to live up to his responsibilities.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (dK+Kv)

62 "she's no longer a mother,"

For now. Even in confinement, she can find a way to get pregnant, if not sterilized first.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

63 46 So they tried to hammer away at him. Trouble is, he's one of those persons who got stronger the more they hammeed him.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (llBIB)

As my mammaw said: 'You're just stubborn!' and another older lady at the reunion said: 'That's the Callahan coming out!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Y/06r)

64 Now do their children.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:24 PM (dRC6u)

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Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (fgSb9)

65 That male juror should've just told those women jurors to calm down.

Of course then there would have been another murder trial. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (7fVLG)

66 During deliberations, I hope the holdout told the hags to calm down a few times.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (J4Dwc)

67 "See, there were "nurses on the jury" and their stupid uneducated opinions overrule the actual psychiatric expert who testified that Lindsay Clancy was lying about "hearing voices.""

So the expert testimony was against her? There's literally no defense then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (okun6)

68 55 The jurors called the holdout "arrogant" for refusing to interact with the other members and for refusing to consider their takes on the evidence in the case."

He knows what he did.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

"Fuck off", he explained.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

69 The juror women have been around for ever. These are the same bints who cut their hair shorter and shorter in time with getting less and less dick than taking out their hatred of men and the penis on society at every chance they get.

Posted by: My Left Nut at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (P4iUb)

70 I have extreme suspicion whether this fucking fat assed cat-terrorizer even understands what it means to have "reasonable" doubt.

My word, that lone juror is a GDd legend.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)

it means she can understand it because she's once had a thought about how much better her life would have been if she hadn't married robert after getting knocked up, and instead had the abortion and run off with paolo to the carribean....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (nXhwP)

71 Now do their children.
Posted by: rickb223

They can't have children if a) they're dead or b) men don't fuck them

Which would solve all sorts of problems in all sorts of ways, wouldn't it!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (vJrRc)

72 It was just 1 bad day. Think of all the good days she had with her kids.

- 11 jury members

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (QIt0y)

73 The debates between the women and that one man
were so loud they could be heard in the next room.
Harassment?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (AJWch)

74 Everything I have read about the jury shows 9 angry Karens who put their sympathy for the murderer first and foremost.

Nine angry Karens would be an excellent name for a metal band.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

75 I AM A NURSE!

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (aD4fx)

76 If I was on trial this jury would be unconstitutional. They are not my peers. They are retarded fuckwits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (4aa1M)

77 If you are cheering when a governor signs a law that allows abortion up to birth, you're a f*cking monster and need to be Dextered.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (fgSb9)

78 I don't know who said it first, but I read here that America's jury system can't survive in a tribal environment.

This is absolutely true, and terrifying for what it portends.

Listen to Weasel's advice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (PGK1w)

79 But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children,
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I'm trying to reconcile myself with the honesty present in this statement. Really trying.

Usually I can put things in a box, label it, and be satisfied. This one I can't. IOW, one of us is crazy here and I don't think it's me.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:28 PM (Nwnyj)

80 Something is in the water up north.

Four upstate New York children who were poisoned and killed by their mother and grandmother had an allergy medication that induces drowsiness and kratom in their systems, according to a new report.
The disturbing details into the horrific June murder-suicide in Mechanicsville were revealed in a toxicology report, sources told NewsChannel 13.

The four children were allegedly killed by their mother Sarah Myers, 44, and their grandmother Amy Steadman, 64, who then took their own lives, authorities said.

https://trib.al/IB7niHY

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:28 PM (dRC6u)

81 ...the foreperson, Ronnie, is a retired fifth-grade special needs teacher.
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Yes, Ronnie is a retired teacher and a retard, got it.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 12:28 PM (TN0g+)

82 This AWFL kill-dismember-mangle children occult adjacent hysteria has been front and center in our news feeds every third news cycle or so for what, ten years now? And I’m over here thinking about 2 Timothy 3:6–7 again. The more I read eschatological Scripture, the more profoundly relevant it becomes. Maranatha.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 09, 2026 12:28 PM (Whifh)

83 16 I saw a collection of social media videos last night with a bunch of women saying that men exist only to pay attention to them and make money for them to spend. They are explicitly not to be allowed any hobbies or autonomy according to these alleged ladies.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Social media can lead to extremism because the mechanism is one way--notice there are likes and followers but not the negative incentives like being told off and derated other than the vague no longer followed or the mute on X. That is because the social media companies want their audience hooked on affirmations.

That leads to a society of moonbattery with endless purity spirals to be the one true representative of womanhood, law, politics, etc. Especially because it is apparently devoid of real world consequences for words and videos until they occur IRL. Too many people want fame and are willing to put their consciences aside to achieve it.

And like the dying sad clownshows of late night comedy like Kimmel and Colbert, the path to internet glory is extremism, lies, and cultivating a batshit audience like yourself.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)

84 I don't know who said it first, but I read here that America's jury system can't survive in a tribal environment.

Not true.

Posted by: Atticus Finch at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

85 If they have a retrial -- no teachers, no "nurses on the jury." And strike as many women as possible.

As I've commented before, I watch youtubes of cops having to drag crazy ass people out of cars when they've been pulled over for drunk driving. Not only are most of theme women, but teachers and nurses dominate. And they really believe that their being teachers or nurses means they shouldn't be arrested.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (0Htd1)

86 Have they tried the "My body, my choice" argument, yet?

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (CYBB0)

87 Mine's 31 and no wife. Not even a girlfriend"

I too have a 31 Y.O. son. No interest in any relationships at all. He's worked hard, has a nice small house, buys and does what he wants, works part time/on call, and ... that's it.

Women of the world, rejoice. It's what you wanted.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)

88 In the girlboss world, men better do what they are told to do otherwise it's employment termination, divorce or jail. The women on the jury could not comprehend having a man say, "no" to them.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (s19xO)

89 "i altered the posting time just so that Elric couldn't jump on the first."
Boss move, boss.

Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (VMFAF)

90 I think I'm becoming a misogynist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (0Htd1)

91 Baal commands them to pass the childrem through the flames. They obey.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (+C3AG)

92 >>>"His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said.

I'm betting this chick reads Minotaur rape porn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)

93 Nine angry Karens would be an excellent name for a metal band.

Metal’s too good for ’em.

Posted by: Yosemite Price Blair at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (7fxnh)

94 I don't know who said it first, but I read here that America's jury system can't survive in a tribal environment.

It's why I got rid of juries in Singapore.

Posted by: Zombie Lee Kuan Yew! at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (aD4fx)

95 I think I'm becoming a misogynist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (0Htd1)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (dK+Kv)

96 And you wonder why women might gravitate to the side that doesn't say they should be killed like animals

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:22 PM (vJrRc)

Well, they DO say that, though.

Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.

She's being celebrated for her courage.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)

97 "The fact that they had no character witnesses in regards to Lindsay being a bad mother ... I found it to be biased."
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Wow. The prosecution, which thought it had enough evidence to bring this case to trial that she did a bad bad thing, is mysteriously biased against the accused!!

How do you say "obvious" in your world?

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi81e)

98 So, as an expert medical nurse, wouldn’t you think another expert medical nurse would know how to effectively commit suicide?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (4aa1M)

99 axeman: there are plenty of non psychotics capable of mirroring Clancy’s actions,

Posted by: epador at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (TRnzq)

100 Afternoon Ace. Good commentary
The nurses on the jury behaved in a way that could have caused a mistrial. They shared their " expertise" in toxicology with m the jury. You can use it in your own decision making, but claiming expertise is facts not in evidence, which shouldn't be considered.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (v6vok)

101 Social media can lead to extremism because the mechanism is one way--notice there are likes and followers but not the negative incentives like being told off and derated other than the vague no longer followed or the mute on X. That is because the social media companies want their audience hooked on affirmations.

That leads to a society of moonbattery with endless purity spirals to be the one true representative of womanhood, law, politics, etc.

No true Scotsman...

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

102 "His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said.

BS.. He just wanted to win the case...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (+gK6I)

103 There was a poll last week claiming that 75% of women support being allowed to kill their kids. I'd love to know the details, like if everyone asked was a Reddit poster, but that's horrifying.

I doubt it's anything like that high, but normal, non-psychotic women need to speak out and condemn those who refuse to acknowledge the evil that was done.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

I agree, but normal, non-psychotic women have little time for social media, or anything else that distracts from living normal, non-psychotic lives...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (nbLIj)

104 But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children,
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Read that again, but in, like, a valley girl accent.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (Nwnyj)

105 90 I think I'm becoming a misogynist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (0Htd1)

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It seems rather foolish not to be. They've laid their cards out; we see them. We know.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (fgSb9)

106 Here is my point: if our side making a joke or meme means you side with the people who ACTUALLY STRANGLE CHILDREN ONE BY ONE AS JUST AND PROPER AND EXCUSABLE... well, then... Bye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

107 I don't know who said it first, but I read here that America's jury system can't survive in a tribal environment."

Read up on Singapore's experiences with juries and affiliations...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

108 Nothing angers a Karen more than not listening to them screech.

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Yup. Listen to them screech at the media. It was all "but I screeched, and the other women screeched. For days! Screeching always works in minutes on my dickless man. Screeching worked on the other two spineless biologically male jurors. But we screeched and screeched and screeched more, and HE DIDN'T SUBMIT, G-DDAMN HIM AND HIS BASTARDLY, FULLY-FORMED TESTICLES!!!! HOW DARE HE?!?!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (BI5O2)

109 She's being celebrated for her courage.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)
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Like facing down a Wall Street where people are making a lot of money.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (Fi81e)

110 Who picks the jury? It appears that the defense attorney picked the jury. Does the prosecutor have input/ a choice in jury selection? Could the prosecutor be a DEI hire.
What are the odds of a prosecutor allowing 11 loony tunes and whooshes on the jury?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (AJWch)

111 If you are cheering when a governor signs a law that allows abortion up to birth, you're a f*cking monster and need to be Dextered.
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Its simply evil to imagine that one could be in the process of being wheeled into the delivery room, and at that moment assert "I want this baby aborted" and the doctors, other professionals involved, and the hospital itself would face ZERO charges/repercussions for killing that baby.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (TN0g+)

112 Then, when a man has the temerity to say, 'yeah, GTFO of here with that noise,' she's now - according to these same women - a victim of patriarchal violence.

"But where have all the good men gone?!"

Related to this, I saw on X yesterday that some guys did an experiment. They set up two identical dating profiles, photos of the same guy, same height/weight listed, but one had a steady job and one was unemployed. The unemployed one got more than 3 times as much female interest.

So apparently the advice to young men now is to be an unemployed minotaur (also "Unemployed Minotaurs" would be a good band name).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

113 I AM A NURSE!

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 12:27 PM (aD4fx)

if only OUR nurse had been on that jury.

she would have sorted them out toot sweet....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (nXhwP)

114 Jury system doesn’t work when the juror base is tribalized and has no concept of actual Justice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (UJfh6)

115 Sorry to any of the Ettes but this shows why women should not vote or have responsibility for major social decisions.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (xvV+O)

116 "I don't know who said it first, but I read here that America's jury system can't survive in a tribal environment."

How did the founders define 'peers' in the locution 'jury of peers?' You guys know a lot more about history than I do.

Surely it did not mean markedly evil defendants had to be tried by markedly evil jurors.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

117 >>>who then took their own lives, authorities said.

Small mercies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (dK+Kv)

118 There was a poll last week claiming that 75% of women support being allowed to kill their kids.

It's the obvious next step after unlimited abortion rights.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (aD4fx)

119 Its simply evil to imagine that one could be in the process of being wheeled into the delivery room…

It’s worse than that. The Massachusetts definition of “birth” is “full extraction”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (7fxnh)

120 >>So, as an expert medical nurse, wouldn’t you think another expert medical nurse would know how to effectively commit suicide?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM

I'd bet that when she woke up she was pissed about being paralyzed.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (2Xqig)

121 "But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children," she explained.
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And they had a hard time getting over the prosecution not being nice to the woman who only viciously killed her children!

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (Fi81e)

122 >>>"His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said.

I'm betting this chick reads Minotaur rape porn.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)
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Say, what?

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (rj6Yv)

123 I don't know if it's been covered here, but Lindsey's attorney has represented several monsters. These dumbass women treating him like they did Fauci need to do a brief Google search about their hero.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (fgSb9)

124 Wouldn't interact with them, huh? Wonder why?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (QaH55)

125 What the hell does "bad mother" have to do with anything??

Hell, every serial killer was the best neighbor around.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (Nwnyj)

126 Why are there so many nurses and teachers who went full retard?

I don't get it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (qI0Xa)

127 Worth sharing.

https://youtu.be/sI5TkHC1iXI

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (NR6c1)

128 The world has changed. I served on a jury once, for a trial of a young cop accused of rape. A new father, he was involved in a flirting relationship with another woman who lived in his apartment house. She started it and pursued his attentions. He eventually had sex with her and her father then decided it must have been rape, forced his daughter to file a police report, and the trial ensued.

I was one of two men on the jury. The women on the jury totally blamed the girl for the whole mess. They drove a Not Guilty verdict, and would probably have thrown the book at the accuser for filing a false police report, if that had been on offer.

I doubt the verdict would be the same one today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (o6iDP)

129 The 2 other men that cucked out will never outlive the shame.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (4aa1M)

130 80 Something is in the water up north.

Four upstate New York children who were poisoned and killed by their mother and grandmother had an allergy medication that induces drowsiness and kratom in their systems, according to a new report.
The disturbing details into the horrific June murder-suicide in Mechanicsville were revealed in a toxicology report, sources told NewsChannel 13.

The four children were allegedly killed by their mother Sarah Myers, 44, and their grandmother Amy Steadman, 64, who then took their own lives, authorities said.

https://trib.al/IB7niHY
Posted by: rickb223

No, it is a natural consequence flowing from abortion up to crowning, assisted suicide, juvenile gender transitioning, and other horrific modern inventions. Culture of death caused in part by the excessive worry of the types like Bill Gates that want the world to carry only about one tenth of the current population.

Those assholes on top never think of killing themselves for Gaia, they want what they consider the peasant class to be neutered by hormones, delayed marriage, and gender transitions, assisted suicided, killed by vile medical concoctions like the vaxx, and abortions on demand.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

131 “He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously k*lled her children…”

This is where DEI has gotten us. A person's actions don't matter. What matters is their gender or their race. I could cry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (0Htd1)

132 Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.

She's being celebrated for her courage.
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Think about how much pre-meditation that act required.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (TN0g+)

133 That one juror is going to become right wing hero... hopefully for just 15 minutes.

Why would this be a left vs right-wing issue?

Daily Mail: Now FOURTH Lindsay Clancy juror makes extraordinary admission after deliberations swayed her vote: 'I thought she was guilty...maybe I still do."

She said her initial stance was to convict Clancy - and despite eventually voting to acquit the killer mother, the juror admitted she 'maybe still believes' Clancy should go to prison.

Thinking shes guilty, but having reasonable doubt, is the whole point of the system. There's no contradiction to thinking someone is probably guilty but believing theres a reasonable chance otherwise and therefore the State failed its burden.

Yeah, but if your "reasonable doubt" only came after hours and hours of pushing by someone else, then it may not have been reasonable.

If I spend hours and hours badgering a woman to sleep with me, her saying "yes" isn't consent.

It’s fascinating how the dumbest Americans are so taken by sensational court trials. I would not want to be judged by a jury of my peers. A large percentage of the population are dumb as fuck.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (t19vo)

134 But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children,
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I'm trying to reconcile myself with the honesty present in this statement. Really trying.

Usually I can put things in a box, label it, and be satisfied. This one I can't. IOW, one of us is crazy here and I don't think it's me.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:28 PM (Nwnyj)

They sympathized with the murderer. Childless, angry cat "Moms."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

135 Nothing angers a Karen more than not listening to them screech.

I am Karen, hear me screech, and then I'll get drunk at the beach...

Posted by: Helen Reddy at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

136 So, lemme get this straight; some of this case, or all of it, hinged on whether Clancy was, or was not, insane at the time she killed her kids? And there's apparently one bar for proving she is, and yet another, different bar for proving she isn't? Shouldn't it be the same?

Do I understand this right, or no?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (2Cry5)

137 129 The 2 other men that cucked out will never outlive the shame.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

And the one man should probably move out of state at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (NR6c1)

138 Its simply evil to imagine that one could be in the process of being wheeled into the delivery room, and at that moment assert "I want this baby aborted" and the doctors, other professionals involved, and the hospital itself would face ZERO charges/repercussions for killing that baby.
Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 12:31 PM (TN0g+)

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You are correct. I had a visceral reaction to your comment. Like normal humans should.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (fgSb9)

139 the foreperson, Ronnie, is a retired fifth-grade special needs teacher.

I see the problem.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (Oy/m2)

140 115 Sorry to any of the Ettes but this shows why women should not vote or have responsibility for major social decisions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (xvV+O)

I'm fully on board with repealing the 19th, I think we've made a huge mistake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (qI0Xa)

141 Have you seen the prosecution team?

One of them is clearly a tranny.
http://tiny.cc/wp6a101

And the prosecutor looks like one of the jury Karens.
http://tiny.cc/cq6a101

What's in the water in Mass?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N)

142 Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)

i pray that she ended up sterile from it.

i don't want to live on this planet anymore....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (nXhwP)

143 115 Sorry to any of the Ettes but this shows why women should not vote or have responsibility for major social decisions.
Posted by: Jukin
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Apparently two out of three dudes should not vote either. They went along with the crazies.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

144 OJ, ha ha.

The OJ verdict was read during office hours at my place of work and they turned the TV on and, to a person, the minority workers (who were generally support staff) audibly said "yessss" and the non-minority workers, who were generally people with advanced degrees in the law wore shocked faces that emoted WTF?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (pZ64F)

145 I'm betting this chick reads Minotaur rape porn.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)
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Say, what?
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM

The best selling book for women is "Morning Glory Milking Farm" where the heroine has a job where she's paid to give hand jobs to a minotaur with six-pack abs, and he falls in love with her. I think Ace made fun of it a few times.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

146 Why are there so many nurses and teachers who went full retard?

I don't get it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (qI0Xa)
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A toxic mess of unions and government money radicalizing union leadership to the point of demanding communism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 12:36 PM (o6iDP)

147 During deliberations, I hope the holdout told the hags to calm down a few times.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (J4Dwc)

Epic.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:36 PM (dK+Kv)

148 unsurprisingly, these are exactly the time of Godless feminists I expected them to be

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 09, 2026 12:36 PM (qmxL/)

149 Call me crazy but in my opinion a woman who murders her own children is a bad mother...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:16 PM (+gK6I)

Shut yo mouth

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:36 PM (Nwnyj)

150 Apparently two out of three dudes should not vote either. They went along with the crazies.
Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

Thank you...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 12:36 PM (+gK6I)

151 >>Why are there so many nurses and teachers who went full retard?

I don't get it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM

They start off as people pleasers and it goes downhill from there.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2026 12:36 PM (2Xqig)

152 When we look back in 10 years and women no longer have the ability to vote, this will be the catalyst.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (9mw3J)

153 A society where a triple murder with confession becomes a Battle of the Sexes is a broken society.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Nwnyj)

154 Sorta the same kind of women that hated Sarah Palin for delivering and raising Trig.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (rj6Yv)

155 45 People call homeboy a hero.

He's no a hero. He's just an actual man.

Real men who are old enough to sit on a jury have observed the horrible bitches of the world and heard their stupid womanly demands long enough to know they should stand fast and ignore that bullshit.

If they can't, they're bitch-made half-men like those other two cucks in that room with one dick in it.

I'd call him a hero if he'd lashed the other 11 together at the waist and marched them off to lengthy hard-labor sentences in the Sandwich Camps, making lunches for the hardworking moms and dads of America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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YD - I'm stealing that phrase my brother: Off to do hard labor in the Sandwich Camp!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (VkY89)

156 I don't know, but guessing, feminism in schools, divorce, SSRIs, the birth control pill, loneliness, and being away from a natural emotional balancer (a man) have made women in America effing insane scumbags.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (fgSb9)

157 The four children were allegedly killed by their mother Sarah Myers, 44, and their grandmother Amy Steadman, 64, who then took their own lives, authorities said.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Frau Goebbels at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Fv808)

158 Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)

i pray that she ended up sterile from it.

i don't want to live on this planet anymore....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

F that noise. I don't want them living on MY planet anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (dRC6u)

159 I never understood why the Minotaurs couldn’t jerk off themselves. It not like when men donate sperm you get a handy from a nurse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (4aa1M)

160 The 2 other men that cucked out will never outlive the shame.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:33 PM (4aa1M)
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Were those two from canuckastan? Because that would make sense.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (xvV+O)

161 136 So, lemme get this straight; some of this case, or all of it, hinged on whether Clancy was, or was not, insane at the time she killed her kids? And there's apparently one bar for proving she is, and yet another, different bar for proving she isn't? Shouldn't it be the same?

Do I understand this right, or no?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (2Cry5)

My understanding is it hinges on temporary insanity during her premeditated murders. Mental illness isn't sufficient, she would have to be in a state where she doesn't comprehend what she's doing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (okun6)

162 [I[I don't know what's going to happen, guys. I don't know how we survive one-third of women now being viciously insane.

I guess math IS hard

it's way worse than a third, depending on how you define it.

solipsistic. narcissistic. main character syndrome. cluster-b spoiled BINTS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)

163 I've changed my mind. I would choose the bear for these women too.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (Nwnyj)

164 She's being celebrated for her courage.

I saw a woman on Twitter post that she was about to get an ultrasound to see if she was having a girl or an abortion and getting praised for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (NR6c1)

165 153 A society where a triple murder with confession becomes a Battle of the Sexes is a broken society.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Nwnyj)

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Bitterly true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (fgSb9)

166 Nothing angers a Karen more than not listening to them screech.

Literally today, a woman in my orbit told me I'm the only person in her orbit who doesn't change his mind when she argues with him.

She was flabbergasted that I thanked her for the sincere compliment.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (PGK1w)

167 131 “He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously k*lled her children…”

This is where DEI has gotten us. A person's actions don't matter. What matters is their gender or their race. I could cry.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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It is what happens when one is distanced from the Lord. Instead, like in the Old Testament, too many people have concocted their own sort of worship of self rather than follow the tenets of the Lord in the Bible.

And for the dwindling religious left, once you start explaining this or that prohibition away you end up with a Bible made of Swiss Cheese and the moral blindness of a materialist.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

168 During deliberations, I hope the holdout told the hags to calm down a few times.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 12:26 PM (J4Dwc)

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I truly LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:39 PM (xvV+O)

169
Why are there so many nurses and teachers who went full retard?

I don't get it.
Posted by: CaliGirl

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Again, I don't know if Nurse Ratched and ChristyBlinky are here and I wish they were, but I follow a lot of nursing student accounts on social media and I don't know if it's just that people like to bitch on social media or whether there really is a problem, but there's a lot of discussion on abuse in nursing schools and on wards of new nurses. Some people say the profession attracts abusers it's that bad.

This contradicts most of my experiences with nurses, but fwiw.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

170 10 This is why we have jury trials.
Ace basically just does not like American women
I have no problem with that society must be inclusive
Posted by: Not Paul

Ace does not like American women who strangle their own children. Neither do I.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:39 PM (0Htd1)

171 166 Nothing angers a Karen more than not listening to them screech.

Literally today, a woman in my orbit told me I'm the only person in her orbit who doesn't change his mind when she argues with him.

She was flabbergasted that I thanked her for the sincere compliment.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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Maintaining frame is important whether male or female.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)

172 Next trial, the prosecutor will be a woman, bank on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (dIske)

173 i altered the posting time just so that Elric couldn't jump on the first.
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

174 If you're a prosecutor in pretty much any criminal case, or defending a corporation in pretty much any civil case, you'd be a fool not to strike nurses from the jury if you have enough peremptory strikes and challenges for cause to do so (and don't have bigger problems in the jury pool).

Nursing isn't what it once was, and with nurses (especially under 50) you're largely dealing with real dunces. Women's lib and beyond has been accompanied by a real brain drain in the helping professions. I've met a lot of very dumb, very dysfunctional nurses. Enough that it doesn't seem like coincidence any more.

Always true? Of course not. But jury selection is always fraught with uncertainty. And I wouldn't want to gamble on nurses at this point.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (1T1MZ)

175 I completely get this. My former wife was a complete closeted Cluster B shitstorm but she was very intelligent and could lie so convincingly that everyone believed her, everyone. Even my friends at the time. Everyone but my Mother. Even my Dad thought I beat her.

People refused to even acknowledge that they were on her side when the truth came out. It's like they seemed to completely forgot anything even happened and soon they just completely avoided me.

She completely screwed up when she got blackout drunk one afternoon and called the wife of one of my friends crying and slurring her words when she said she made the whole thing up and now she was mad because my 12 YO son wouldn't talk to her anymore.

The wife called the DAs office and told him but my former wife denied making the phone call and then it was a pure catfight.

What a mess. I still had to go to court even though the DA dropped the charges at the first hearing when my wife showed up with alcohol on her breath.

She was at a genius level when it came to deceit.

Props to the hold out. I bet he's had some experience in this area.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (EV0C1)

176 IF you are fully self involved, it's quite easy to rationalize killing your offspring. they are, to you, just an extension of yourself.

your husband? he is a tool you use. not a person in his own right. ergo, no hobbies for him! who cares what he wants? he's a supporting NPC-type character in your drama.

reality has never, ever EVER directly slapped these ladies in the face. that is the problem.

too protected.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)

177 The idea that your average Nurse Karen knows all about toxicology is just so laughable.

I would have spent hours mocking these morons in that jury room.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (9mw3J)

178 Many was the times the Old Man or Mom said "I'm gonna murder that kid". They didn't.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (gm9Sb)

179 F that noise. I don't want them living on MY planet anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (dRC6u)

yeah, that's fair.

i just they'd all hurry up and self deselect....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (nXhwP)

180 > Why are there so many nurses and teachers who went full retard?
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You must respect their authority.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (2Cry5)

181 Clancy's oldest escaped her first murder attempt and hid. She hunted him down and killed him.

I don't GAF if she was mostly a good mother. She negated every single good act she ever did in her life that day.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

182 Sorta the same kind of women that hated Sarah Palin for delivering and raising Trig.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (rj6Yv)

Good observation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv)

183 This contradicts most of my experiences with nurses, but fwiw.

Same, but there were also all of the stupid dancing nurses during Covid.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

184 The best selling book for women is "Morning Glory Milking Farm" where the heroine has a job where she's paid to give hand jobs to a minotaur with six-pack abs, and he falls in love with her. I think Ace made fun of it a few times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)
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What a crazy, effed up world we live in. In mythology, wasn't the minotaur a bull-headed killing machine?

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

185 These people are sick. They have no humanity in them. How they go through life having no feelings having no soul, I don't know. I know of animals that have more feelings than these horrible people.

Posted by: Case at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (noln+)

186 "I never understood why the Minotaurs couldn’t jerk off themselves."

Hooves poorly adapted to that purpose.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

187 I saw a woman on Twitter post that she was about to get an ultrasound to see if she was having a girl or an abortion and getting praised for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:38 PM (NR6c1)

Right.

Which is why I don't think FeatherBlade is correct in asserting that women lean left because Republicans joke about hunting them from horseback.

The left literally celebrates the killing of girls when it suits them, but single women remain remarkably dedicated to the Dems.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (PGK1w)

188 Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.

She's being celebrated for her courage.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)

Dear God, I hope that was fake...

Posted by: pookysgirl can't internet anymore at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Wt5PA)

189 The trial wasn’t to determine she had mental illness. It was to determine if she was legally insane. These hags they interviewed showed no indication of understanding the distinction.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (4aa1M)

190 152 When we look back in 10 years and women no longer have the ability to vote, this will be the catalyst.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (9mw3J)

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Who's going to be the brave politician to present that amendment? I'd do it, but I can't get elected because I have a face for radio and a voice for print.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (CYBB0)

191 What's in the water in Mass?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N)

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Retardium 235

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2026 12:43 PM (2UnvF)

192 "I never understood why the Minotaurs couldn’t jerk off themselves."

Hooves poorly adapted to that purpose.

Questions and answers found nowhere else on the intertubes but AOSHQ.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)

193 These hags they interviewed showed no indication of understanding the distinction.

Or caring about the distinction.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 12:43 PM (7fxnh)

194 Props to the hold out. I bet he's had some experience in this area.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (EV0C1)

Yikes. Way to stick it out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)

195 I wonder how many of the 9 women on the jury are mothers.

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 12:43 PM (kX27y)

196 They don’t have hooves on their arms, just their feet. Everybody knows that. How else would they uses axes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:43 PM (4aa1M)

197 Dear God, I hope that was fake...
Posted by: pookysgirl can't internet anymore at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Wt5PA)

I am starting to hope that a lot of the shit I see on ewetub is just staged ragebait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)

198 Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 12:40 PM (EV0C1)

I'm sorry, that's terrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (qI0Xa)

199 189 The trial wasn’t to determine she had mental illness. It was to determine if she was legally insane. These hags they interviewed showed no indication of understanding the distinction.

very true

but it's hard to convince a low-midwit that they aren't omnipotent geniuses, for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)

200
103 There was a poll last week claiming that 75% of women support being allowed to kill their kids. I'd love to know the details, like if everyone asked was a Reddit poster, but that's horrifying.”

I wonder what they’d say to a poll that said 90% of men support regular beatings for the 75% of woman who support killing their kids.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (UJfh6)

201 These hags they interviewed showed no indication of understanding the distinction.

Or caring about the distinction.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Power. All about power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (cIy7m)

202 When we look back in 10 years and women no longer have the ability to vote, this will be the catalyst.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (9mw3J)

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Who's going to be the brave politician to present that amendment? I'd do it, but I can't get elected because I have a face for radio and a voice for print.

Sorry, but I'd take my wife's opinion over most of y'all's. No, she isn't standing next to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

203 Though the crime in either is bad enough, the reaction is fucking toxic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Happily, it's a bipartisan toxic, (Or possibly an international and Islamic psy-op toxic) so that makes it better in every single way.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (vJrRc)

204 Who's going to be the brave politician to present that amendment?
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Abdulrahman Mohammed El-Sayed?

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Nwnyj)

205 The trial wasn’t to determine she had mental illness. It was to determine if she was legally insane. These hags they interviewed showed no indication of understanding the distinction.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (4aa1M)

They were lead by a fifth-grade special needs teacher. QED.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (dK+Kv)

206 "I never understood why the Minotaurs couldn’t jerk off themselves."

Hooves poorly adapted to that purpose.
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM

Is *that* why scientists make such a big deal out of humans having opposable thumbs?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

207 I think I'm becoming a misogynist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (0Htd1)
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I've pretty much been one since middle school.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (X7z/W)

208 "Everybody knows that." IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

209 How were these obvious AWFuL Karens allowed on the jury? They clearly were biased and desperate to acquit no matter what. They also obviously lied when they swore they were unbiased, open-minded, etc.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

210 189 The trial wasn’t to determine she had mental illness. It was to determine if she was legally insane. These hags they interviewed showed no indication of understanding the distinction.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (4aa1M)

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They are also insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (fgSb9)

211 She's being celebrated for her courage.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)

Dear God, I hope that was fake...

Posted by: pookysgirl can't internet anymore at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Wt5PA)

Nope.

And in this thread is another example of a woman filming herself at an ultrasound saying she's going to find out if she's having a girl or an abortion.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (PGK1w)

212 No, she isn't standing next to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

That's exactly what you'd say if she was.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (dK+Kv)

213 184 The best selling book for women is "Morning Glory Milking Farm" where the heroine has a job where she's paid to give hand jobs to a minotaur with six-pack abs, and he falls in love with her. I think Ace made fun of it a few times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)
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What a crazy, effed up world we live in. In mythology, wasn't the minotaur a bull-headed killing machine?

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

And a cannibal, people were being fed to the minotaur.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (okun6)

214 Why are there so many nurses and teachers who went full retard?

I don't get it.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Women's opportunities used to be limited by societal norms and expectations. So women who today become lawyers would once have been relegated to being paralegals. Same for doctors and nurses, professors and teachers. On the negative side, there probably were a lot of frustrated women out there. On the positive side, these less prestigious, less well-paid professions were teeming with really bright, really capable women. That's not true anymore, or not true to anywhere near the same extent.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (1T1MZ)

215 The murders of the four kids in Mechanicville NY was because their mother and grandmother didn't want them to go on a custodial visit with their father who lived in Utah. Psychos getting back at the ex

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (v6vok)

216 How were these obvious AWFuL Karens allowed on the jury? They clearly were biased and desperate to acquit no matter what. They also obviously lied when they swore they were unbiased, open-minded, etc.

It should have been a tip off when the obvious Karens started sticking pins in dolls that looked like the husband.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

217 I hope the holdout told the hags to calm down a few times."

Shoulda used the "calm down sugartits" ploy.

Works every time.

And no, I don't believe this case portends anything. Society will slouch on anyhow.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)

218 but it's hard to convince a low-midwit that they aren't omnipotent geniuses, for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)

My theory that 112 IQ's are the most dangerous people because they can be convinced that holding a certain opinion makes them a genius.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (Nwnyj)

219 161 136 So, lemme get this straight; some of this case, or all of it, hinged on whether Clancy was, or was not, insane at the time she killed her kids? And there's apparently one bar for proving she is, and yet another, different bar for proving she isn't? Shouldn't it be the same?

Do I understand this right, or no?

Posted by: Martini Farmer
My understanding is it hinges on temporary insanity during her premeditated murders. Mental illness isn't sufficient, she would have to be in a state where she doesn't comprehend what she's doing. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Mass has a McHoul rule. Once the predicate of a minimum of proof under Mass law has been made to the judge that insanity is a possibility, then the state has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was sane.

See Commonwealth v. McHoul (1967)
"They suffered from a mental disease or defect at the time of the offense. As a result, they lacked substantial capacity either to:

Appreciate the wrongfulness (criminality or moral wrongness) of their conduct, or Conform their conduct to the requirements of the law. "

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)

220 In a truly just society these lunatic jurors could be sent to the nuthouse.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (hqsK6)

221 212 No, she isn't standing next to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

That's exactly what you'd say if she was.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (dK+Kv)

Don't stand so close to me.

Posted by: Sting at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)

222 Who's going to be the brave politician to present that amendment?
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Abdulrahman Mohammed El-Sayed?
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM

And if it's put forward by a Muslim, liberal women will enthusiastically support it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (2ocoG)

223 Mine's 31 and no wife. Not even a girlfriend"

I too have a 31 Y.O. son. No interest in any relationships at all. He's worked hard, has a nice small house, buys and does what he wants, works part time/on call, and ... that's it.

Women of the world, rejoice. It's what you wanted.
Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)

I bought my first house in my 30's as a single man. Moved to California and bought a bigger house as a married man in my 40's. Sold said house under a divorce decree just shy of my fiftieth birthday. Her proceeds from the sale represented pure profit, as the initial down payment and every mortgage dollar came from my earnings.

You know why a wolf gnaws off a leg that's caught in a steel trap? Because it's worth it...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (nbLIj)

224 They were lead by a fifth-grade special needs teacher. QED.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (dK+Kv)

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Makes me wonder if this wasn't the "gals'" time to shine and give it to the patriarchy. Because every word I've heard from these women jurors has been retarded.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (fgSb9)

225 28 My son is 36, no wife, no kids. Long string of girlfriends. I was disappointed, but now I’m not so sure…
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (g9+4z)

Ponders...do we have the same son?! Because mine is the same age and story.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (zYpTz)

226 209 How were these obvious AWFuL Karens allowed on the jury? They clearly were biased and desperate to acquit no matter what. They also obviously lied when they swore they were unbiased, open-minded, etc.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

I'd bet a lot of them were true crime aficionados and were itching to be chosen for jury duty. And they used social media too during the trial.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (qI0Xa)

227 Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.

She's being celebrated for her courage.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:30 PM (PGK1w)
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In China, the women were forced to abort.

Here, they do it for clicks.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (X7z/W)

228 How were these obvious AWFuL Karens allowed on the jury?

Its Massachusetts. They don't get to truck in women from Mayberry, RFD.

Posted by: Howdy at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (cwS7x)

229 Mass has a McHoul rule. Once the predicate of a minimum of proof under Mass law has been made to the judge that insanity is a possibility, then the state has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was sane.

That's so vague I'd think it's next to impossible to prove the person was sane.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

230 another fun thing going around X was this cluster B wife all pissed off at her "worthless" husband for not loving her new haircut:

x.com/themagahulk/status/2097065638531412285

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (j+aD2)

231 When we look back in 10 years and women no longer have the ability to vote, this will be the catalyst.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2026 12:37 PM (9mw3J)

It'll never happen, unfortunately, even though it should. For the sake of civilization women need to be wholly barred from civic participation - voting, jury duty, public office, the works.

Posted by: Repeal the 19th at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

232 "I never understood why the Minotaurs couldn’t jerk off themselves."

Hooves poorly adapted to that purpose.
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:41 PM
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Will no one thing of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (xvV+O)

233 I would take a good look at the prosecutor for complicity. None of those shrieking harridans on the jury seem the least bit shy about their indifference to the victims. Was this a jury constructed to deliver an acquittal?

Posted by: Hercule Poirot at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

234 As I've said, when the Men vs Women Civil War starts, as a man I like my odds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (qwx/I)

235 218 but it's hard to convince a low-midwit that they aren't omnipotent geniuses, for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)

My theory that 112 IQ's are the most dangerous people because they can be convinced that holding a certain opinion makes them a genius.
Posted by: ...
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People unrealistically assess themselves all the time on their own looks, intelligence, morals, experience---most are too favorable which leads to an inflated ego, a few people are too harsh on themselves which leads to depression in many cases.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

236 Will no one thing of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (xvV+O)

Couldn't jerk off. Went extinct.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (PGK1w)

237
but it's hard to convince a low-midwit that they aren't omnipotent geniuses, for some bizarre reason.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)

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Brava!! Listening to these stupid bitches is pretty enlightening. They just can't get over their brilliance couldn't convince one man they were right.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (fgSb9)

238 I recall nurses making tiktok videos, celebrating charlie kirk's death. Some nurses are not wonderful.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (llBIB)

239 How were these obvious AWFuL Karens allowed on the jury? They clearly were biased and desperate to acquit no matter what. They also obviously lied when they swore they were unbiased, open-minded, etc.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

I'd bet a lot of them were true crime aficionados and were itching to be chosen for jury duty. And they used social media too during the trial.

They've watched too many Lifetime Channel movies about abusive husbands, and the wives who burn them in the bed, with the approval of society. They're heroes in the movie in their heads.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

240 Mass has a McHoul rule. Once the predicate of a minimum of proof under Mass law has been made to the judge that insanity is a possibility, then the state has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was sane.

See Commonwealth v. McHoul (1967)
"They suffered from a mental disease or defect at the time of the offense. As a result, they lacked substantial capacity either to:

Appreciate the wrongfulness (criminality or moral wrongness) of their conduct, or Conform their conduct to the requirements of the law. "

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)

Which the premeditation and expert testimony ought to cover.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (okun6)

241 So why is the man guilty of not “trying to understand” when the 11 others didn’t make any effort to understand his side of the arguement?

Last I heard, it’s not a one way street.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (W2Pud)

242 ======
It is what happens when one is distanced from the Lord. Instead, like in the Old Testament, too many people have concocted their own sort of worship of self rather than follow the tenets of the Lord in the Bible.

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Karmelo Anthony, now Lindsay Clancy. They murder kids, and obtain a throng of admirers for it.

These are people who strayed from G-d, all of them, and these are the wages of their sins. A whole lot of stupid motherfuckers in this country need to plant their asses in some pews and crack open the book for a crash course on good and evil.

Give everyone two weeks off work and lock them inside the churches and synagogues.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (BI5O2)

243 My theory that 112 IQ's are the most dangerous people because they can be convinced that holding a certain opinion makes them a genius.

for sure three dots and honestly a person who questions themselves and does NOT act like they know it all is a huge intelligence indicator to me

also a sense of humor in particular about yourself!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (j+aD2)

244 186 "I never understood why the Minotaurs couldn’t jerk off themselves."

Hooves poorly adapted to that purpose.
Posted by: gp

Because apparently there are women dumb/desperate enough to do it? I suppose the "farm" gets more frequent deposits if they have attractive young ladies "assisting."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (t19vo)

245
184 The best selling book for women is "Morning Glory Milking Farm" where the heroine has a job where she's paid to give hand jobs to a minotaur with six-pack abs, and he falls in love with her. I think Ace made fun of it a few times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)
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One of the funniest things I’ve seen on u-tube is a young man doing dramatic readings from that book to his friends, and his dad.

Cringe doesn’t even come close to the right word.

I think that book has gotten legendary because it’s not just bad; it’s unbelievably, awesomely bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (UJfh6)

246 Dear God, I hope that was fake...
Posted by: pookysgirl can't internet anymore at September 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Wt5PA)

I am starting to hope that a lot of the shit I see on ewetub is just staged ragebait.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)
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This. 100x this. Staging outrageous ragebait is the easiest and laziest way to troll for views, likes, attention, and in many cases revenue.

The process tends to produce crazier and crazier takes, because what's outrageous on Monday is cliche by Wednesday.

In many of the supposedly organic, spontaneous ragebaits, you can see obvious signs of camera placement, ring lights, and even "cuts" between multiple angles.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

247 233 I would take a good look at the prosecutor for complicity. None of those shrieking harridans on the jury seem the least bit shy about their indifference to the victims. Was this a jury constructed to deliver an acquittal?
Posted by: Hercule Poirot at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

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Interesting, since one of the bitch jurors said something about the prosecution being so harsh. WTF? And yet, they all forgot about the kids. Harsh indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (fgSb9)

248 Ugh

Think I’ll check out after reading many of the comments here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (W2Pud)

249 In a truly just society these lunatic jurors could be sent to the nuthouse.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (hqsK6)

Serious question, would any of their family members leave them alone with their kids after watching that interview?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (nbLIj)

250 233 I would take a good look at the prosecutor for complicity. None of those shrieking harridans on the jury seem the least bit shy about their indifference to the victims. Was this a jury constructed to deliver an acquittal?
Posted by: Hercule Poirot

Probably not. The DA could have always just done a plea with the person being committed to mental health treatment at the get go. But I think the prosecution may not have used the jury consultants, mock trials, etc. that perhaps the defense did. Lindsay's legal defense fund raised one million bucks so far and that pays for a lot of defense plus whatever the ex husband may or may not have kicked in.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

251 "Just Couldn't Get Past the Fact That She Viciously Killed Her Children"

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yeah, like the reason you were all there to begin with???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (9FfUF)

252 a few people are too harsh on themselves which leads to depression in many cases

nah I'm grounded and basically happy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

253 I think just getting the husband out of the house running errands is enough to prove premeditation and wrongfulness.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:51 PM (4aa1M)

254 It's the Salem witch trials in reverse: the witch gets acquitted no matter how odious the crime.

Posted by: Kurtz at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (DyJK2)

255

Where does the Islamic scimitar fall on this?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (x0n13)

256 So why is the man guilty of not “trying to understand” when the 11 others didn’t make any effort to understand his side of the arguement?

I've explained this to many a woman, including my wife on multiple occasions. I have no desire to "understand" any opinion that's just factual wrong. End of story.

Posted by: Howdy at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (cwS7x)

257 As I've said, when the Men vs Women Civil War starts, as a man I like my odds.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (qwx/I)
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I dunno. After the officer selection process, the surviving women would be crazy vicious.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

258 never put me on a pedestal

please!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (j+aD2)

259 I'm almost glad I will not live to see what other monstrosities these insane monsters will cause.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (Q/FnY)

260 Sorry to any of the Ettes but this shows why women should not vote or have responsibility for major social decisions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (xvV+O)

No apology needed. I'm VERY CLOSE to hopping on that idea myself.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (ZgwKJ)

261 233 I would take a good look at the prosecutor for complicity. None of those shrieking harridans on the jury seem the least bit shy about their indifference to the victims. Was this a jury constructed to deliver an acquittal?
Posted by: Hercule Poirot at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

One thing I think more fascinating is that it is not just the women jurors who are psychos who think a woman can go through this much planning and artifice but not be guilty because she was momentarily psychotic- it was 11 of 12 people.

92% of the people selected to look at the evidence were going to let her off, essentially scot free.

Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)

262 Shocking headline of the day.

KSTP
@KSTP
Minnesota has now served 450 million free school meals as the program’s cost continues to rise beyond early projections.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

263 I'm going closer toward the "islam is right about women" camp every day.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:53 PM (xvV+O)

264 Will no one thing of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (xvV+O)

Couldn't jerk off. Went extinct.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (PGK1w)

There is wisdom in these words.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

265 Never paid any attention to David Bowie music before. Now after listening to a greatest hits album, I shall stay my steady course of denying it my attention.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

266 How were these obvious AWFuL Karens allowed on the jury? They clearly were biased and desperate to acquit no matter what. They also obviously lied when they swore they were unbiased, open-minded, etc.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

I'd bet a lot of them were true crime aficionados and were itching to be chosen for jury duty. And they used social media too during the trial.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:47 PM (qI0Xa)
________

For sure. But a competent experienced prosecutor should see them coming a mile away. I can't believe there were female nurses on the jury. That's the worst possible juror for this case. 99% chance to vote to acquit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

267 Karmelo Anthony, now Lindsay Clancy. They murder kids, and obtain a throng of admirers for it.

These are people who strayed from G-d, all of them, and these are the wages of their sins. A whole lot of stupid motherfuckers in this country need to plant their asses in some pews and crack open the book for a crash course on good and evil.

Give everyone two weeks off work and lock them inside the churches and synagogues.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I think perhaps this is also why Islam is attractive to barbarians which are people without faith in the Lord. The contradictory nature of the Koran allows basically anything up to murder if the victim can somehow be claimed to be a heretic or anti Islam.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

268 Minnesota has now served 450 million free school meals as the program’s cost continues to rise beyond early projections.

TBH, I'm kind of surprised they didn't have the word "surprisingly" in that sentence. Because, you know, no government giveaway program ever goes over budget.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

269 I've pretty much been one since middle school.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 12:45 PM (X7z/W)

Ditto. Almost ALL of the sh*tty experiences I've had in my life have come at the hands of other women. Sh*tty bosses, sh*tty friends...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 09, 2026 12:54 PM (ZgwKJ)

270 263 I'm going closer toward the "islam is right about women" camp every day.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:53 PM (xvV+O)

Nah, I'm not going that far. I think social media is toxic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:54 PM (Y/06r)

271 I tend to always ask myself what if the person I disagree with is right. I'm not seeing how these fucking retarded whores from Satan's bowel are right, but the compassion they reserve for the triple murderer is certainly something.

In the Casey Anthony trial I understood the jury. I even predicted it. The prosecution overreached.

But these people should have been sequestered. It's criminal they weren't. Says something about the state of our society that it was the DEFENSE who tried to get them sequestered, no doubt thinking they might be unduly influenced by angry people.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:54 PM (Nwnyj)

272 My theory that 112 IQ's are the most dangerous people because they can be convinced that holding a certain opinion makes them a genius.

And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110. Our elites are mostly midwits. And that explains so much.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

273 "I am starting to hope that a lot of the shit I see on ewetub is just staged ragebait."

I quit X last year because it torqued me up something awful.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

274 A former attorney tried to execute his ex-wife in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Luckily for her, he forgot to disengage the safety. A waiter tackled and wrestled the attempted murderer to the ground.

Video here:
http://tiny.cc/6s6a101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (mkw2N)

275 And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110.

Cite?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

276 There appears to be a lot more people that need killin' than I had previously thought.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (xvV+O)

277 65 That male juror should've just told those women jurors to calm down.

I've heard that telling a woman to calm down is one of the options in MAID.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (NR6c1)

278
227 Just recently, a woman had a gender reveal party, found out she was having a girl, and - on camera - took abortion drugs because the baby was a girl.”

I wonder if she’ll remember in a few years, when she’s laying in a warehouse of a nursing home, why she doesn’t have a daughter who will come visit her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (UJfh6)

279 Sorry to any of the Ettes but this shows why women should not vote or have responsibility for major social decisions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (xvV+O)
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No apologies needed.

Some of us jumped on the Repeal the 19th train a long time ago, though in jest for the most part.

This insanity that has been revealed makes it no longer a joking matter.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (X7z/W)

280 One thing I think more fascinating is that it is not just the women jurors who are psychos who think a woman can go through this much planning and artifice but not be guilty because she was momentarily psychotic- it was 11 of 12 people.

92% of the people selected to look at the evidence were going to let her off, essentially scot free.

Fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (cIy7m)

281 The really ironic thing is that since she is paralyzed, there is not much difference in the facilities she would end up at either way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (4aa1M)

282 There are several bases for a mistrial here.

Jury tampering
Jury malfeasance
Judicial malfeasance

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)

283
And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110. Our elites are mostly midwits. And that explains so much.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM

Lol, that would explain a lot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (qI0Xa)

284 >>>Minnesota has now served 450 million free school meals as the program’s cost continues to rise beyond early projections.

import Africa, become Africa

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (sCxmP)

285 92% of the people selected to look at the evidence were going to let her off, essentially scot free.

Fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (cIy7m)

Not power. Revenge. Against men.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:57 PM (PGK1w)

286 "I am starting to hope that a lot of the shit I see on ewetub is just staged ragebait."

I quit X last year because it torqued me up something awful.

It is a necessary acquired skill to be able to walk away from an online argument with a crazy (or a***olish, or both) person. You can't win, and it's just a waste of your precious time here on earth.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

287 Who allowed these people in the jury box should be the focus.
If this selection procedure or personnel is not rectified it will repeat itself.

Who allowed these creeps to be placed on the jury?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:57 PM (AJWch)

288 230 another fun thing going around X was this cluster B wife all pissed off at her "worthless" husband for not loving her new haircut:

x.com/themagahulk/status/2097065638531412285
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (j+aD2)

What a horrible psycho she is. Her husband needs to get the fuck out of Dodge and soon.

On a more general note I will never understand this. Women know dudes like long hair, with rare exception. Then they go get it hacked off and freak the fuck out when the dude in their life doesn't like it. I had this experience way back when with my ex. She had long hair, out of nowhere got it cut short, had this look on her face like she was proud of something, and asked me if I liked it. I answered honestly that I did not. Infantile crying followed by silent treatment ensued.

Posted by: We aren't obligated to approve at September 09, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

289 also a sense of humor in particular about yourself!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:50 PM (j+aD2)

Without her sense of humor my wife of 20 years would have Clancied me in my sleep long ago.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (Nwnyj)

290 The jurors went on to say that the holdout male juror "didn't read the room", was a "total narcissist", and "gave them the ick" so they decided to "swipe left" on his opinion.

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (sCxmP)

291 Some of those kids are eating more than 1 lunch. Better watch the fat ones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (4aa1M)

292 47 "His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said
This is the female equivalent of "The stripper really likes me!"
Posted by: Chuck C

So, you're saying that lawyers aren't that far off from strippers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (0Htd1)

293 I would take a good look at the prosecutor for complicity. None of those shrieking harridans on the jury seem the least bit shy about their indifference to the victims. Was this a jury constructed to deliver an acquittal?
Posted by: Hercule Poirot at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

One thing I think more fascinating is that it is not just the women jurors who are psychos who think a woman can go through this much planning and artifice but not be guilty because she was momentarily psychotic- it was 11 of 12 people.

92% of the people selected to look at the evidence were going to let her off, essentially scot free.

Fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)
_________

The prosecutions own witnesses praised Lyndsay and had not a bad word to say about her. It was like "she's a great mother and woman. And oh, btw she just happened to strangle her three kids. Oopsie!" It was positively surreal.

This was an obviously terrible strategy, and I have no idea why it was chosen. I can only speculate that the prosecution was so afraid of criticizing her -- worrying that the jury would see her as sympathetic -- that he went all the way to praise.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

294 I tend to always ask myself what if the person I disagree with is right.

Well, you shouldn't!

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (1T1MZ)

295 One thing I think more fascinating is that it is not just the women jurors who are psychos who think a woman can go through this much planning and artifice but not be guilty because she was momentarily psychotic- it was 11 of 12 people.

92% of the people selected to look at the evidence were going to let her off, essentially scot free.

Fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Strong personalities on a jury can sway the weaker members who just want to go home. Whether for prosecution or for the defense. I think the gang of three Karens were likely girl bossing the jury from their own media statements from what went on. One guy did not submit.

But, I also think the relaxed standard of Mass law permitted the Karens to do their damage. By showing prior treatment for mental illness, the defense met its rather low burden to indicate mental illness was a possibility. That then meant the burden of proof flipped and the prosecution had to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant was sane. That McHoul std which came from the Model Code abomination in this case, is not the traditional M'Naughten std where the defendant bears the burden of proof as an affirmative defense.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

296 For the stylebook: Can you Clancy a single person or does it have to be at least 3?

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (Nwnyj)

297 I see in the sidebar CBD is sick of the all the RNC text messages. In my blue state, I made some small contributions to republican candidates. In return, I ger a flood of postal mail, all of them ending with the donation page.

Make a donation, name and address sold to everybody.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (llBIB)

298 "His compassion for Lindsay was amazing," one of the women said
This is the female equivalent of "The stripper really likes me!"
Posted by: Chuck C

So, you're saying that lawyers aren't that far off from strippers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (0Htd1)
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We are much better paid, though

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

299 Posted by: We aren't obligated to approve at September 09, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

I've learned how to express the idea that - in many, many cases - I can disagree with my partner while still supporting her.

"I don't think that's the best choice you can make for yourself in this case."

*Decides to do it anyway*

"Okay. Let's figure out how to make the best of this. I'm on your team."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (PGK1w)

300 I'm out... This just makes me angry... And sad... Later...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (+gK6I)

301 258 never put me on a pedestal
please!
Posted by: Black Orchid

Hey, don't knock it.
No, really, when this thing sways I get the vertigo.

Posted by: Symeon the Stylite at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (88C+u)

302 You only get so many peremptory challenges. It is the overall jury pool that is totally fucked up in Massachusetts.... like all blue communist hell holes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (xvV+O)

303 Who allowed these creeps to be placed on the jury?

Having 30+ jury trials under my belt, I would point out what little control one side actually has over who makes it onto a jury. It's how the system is designed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)

304 Seriously, who did the voir dire on that jury pool, Helen Keller? I mean, did they use up their challenges on known serial killers?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (SWd7w)

305 I don't blame DEI, I blame social media. It is rewiring brains and encouraging people to act out their worst impulses for clicks.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (0U5gm)

306 The really ironic thing is that since she is paralyzed, there is not much difference in the facilities she would end up at either way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (4aa1M)

The principal difference is in what society will allow, condone or even encourage.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:01 PM (Nwnyj)

307 "It is a necessary acquired skill to be able to walk away from an online argument with a crazy (or a***olish, or both) person."

It helps a lot to learn to let others have the last word, as I only recently discovered.

What are the goals of arguing anyway? It's rarely going to change minds. It's not going to fix a broken world.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 01:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

308 And the one man should probably move out of state at this point.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (NR6c1)

He should arm himself, that's for damned sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)

309
AWFLs say there would be peace in the world if women were leaders. On the contrary, wars would be prolonged, bitter and fought for reasons no one else can fathom.

"Bitch!"
"Whore!"

*mushroom clouds*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (eRlcH)

310 Uh oh....that fourth juror that gave an interview said that they were trying to sway the hold out on Day 1 of the trial, before either side had even presented their case.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

311 And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110. Our elites are mostly midwits. And that explains so much.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (2ocoG)
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They started selecting for ideology buy-in, not for intellect.

Marxism, with its elaborations, is one of the dumber sources for your worldview.

It's automatically going to select for people who buy in to schools that have enough details to seem erudite, but to deceive the marginal by the volume of that detail. Hence, we have academics spewing out volumes of Marxish worldview elaboration.

But you are going to winnow out people who can analyze reasonably well and think for themselves.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (Fi81e)

312 So, you're saying that lawyers aren't that far off from strippers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (0Htd1)
____________

We are much better paid, though

True, but nobody wants to see a ship full of strippers at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)

313 And the one man should probably move out of state at this point.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (NR6c1)

He should arm himself, that's for damned sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)

Ppppfffffffffffftttttttttttt
- Massachusetts

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (PGK1w)

314 283
And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110. Our elites are mostly midwits. And that explains so much.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM
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In order to have an average of 110 there must numbers less than 110. That's sub-midwit. With a Harvard degree.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (AJWch)

315 I don't blame DEI, I blame social media. It is rewiring brains and encouraging people to act out their worst impulses for clicks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (0U5gm)
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Like chickens pecking corn on a keyboard.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (rj6Yv)

316 The prosecutions own witnesses praised Lyndsay and had not a bad word to say about her. It was like "she's a great mother and woman. And oh, btw she just happened to strangle her three kids. Oopsie!" It was positively surreal.

This was an obviously terrible strategy, and I have no idea why it was chosen. I can only speculate that the prosecution was so afraid of criticizing her -- worrying that the jury would see her as sympathetic -- that he went all the way to praise.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Made it easier for the defense to argue that the murders were out of character. Husband's testimony did not help the prosecution either.

But, I do think the prosecution might be able to improve on their case while the defense is kind of stuck to what happened in the first trial. That is, if there is not some plea entertained. I also think over time the public mood is going to shift on Lindsay due the batshit crazy actions of those copycats and the evil statements that Lindsay's supporters have placed on social media.

Public mood of heroes and goats is a fickle thing.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

317 So, you're saying that lawyers aren't that far off from strippers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 12:58 PM (0Htd1)

Strippers have more ethics than the prosecution here. Look at all the shit he did, near-doxxing the jurors.
He's got a client to defend; I get it. John Adams defended (successfully) some soldiers he didn't want to. But you don't taint the pool. He went so far as to make his own appeal around the Judge's head (and got his pee pee whacked by MA Supremes).
This bastard needs to be disbarred.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (88C+u)

318 That defense lawyer really said harsh things about the holdout juror. I should think it was unethical

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (llBIB)

319
What are the goals of arguing anyway? It's rarely going to change minds. It's not going to fix a broken world.
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 01:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

Arguing with idiots is like winning the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (qI0Xa)

320 This is one of the results of the covid brainwashing op that I warned about while it was going on.

People can blame phones, social media and AI all they want. I watched it happen and detailed it.

They set six or seven of the known brainwashing techniques (famously used by commies against their POW's) on society at large. For 12 to 18 months.

Why? Probably just to see who they could fuck with and by how much fuckery. They went for the gold. We are still soaking in it.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (Nwnyj)

321 a few people are too harsh on themselves which leads to depression in many cases

If I'm not, who would be?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (dRC6u)

322 lol. Move out of state? The man has giant man balls. He’s not going to care of Karen comes after him. He going to relish the opportunity to take out a few teeth. Maybe a limb.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (SWd7w)

323 *defense. The prosecution was fine.
derp.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM (88C+u)

324 AWFLs say there would be peace in the world if women were leaders. On the contrary, wars would be prolonged, bitter and fought for reasons no one else can fathom.

"Bitch!"
"Whore!"

*mushroom clouds*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM

Two 7th-Fleet female Navy surface officers were cat-fighting, and seven sailors paid the ultimate price.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 01:04 PM (0sNs1)

325 Joe Biden is cured of his fake cancer. How nice.

He claimed he had stage 4 prostate cancer that spread to his bones. At his age, coming back from that just doesn't seem likely. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't think I am.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 01:04 PM (mkw2N)

326 If the DA's office used a jury consultant, that person should never work again in that industry.

Posted by: nckate at September 09, 2026 01:04 PM (enNUy)

327 "And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110."

Colleges used to be for genuine scholars, and the dumb scions of elites who could bribe their way in. Then in the 20th century, it became 'college is for everybody!'

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 01:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

328 Well, at least they didn't MAID her.

Wife of Canadian doctor dies while waiting nearly 90 minutes for ambulance to show up

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 01:05 PM (ndZc7)

329 Alternate title. “Karen’s run into real man they can’t report to HR because he DGAF”

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:05 PM (SWd7w)

330 willowed from previous thread:
203 There are laws in many municipalities in which a property owner with a pool that is not properly fenced in is held liable if a child drowns in the pool.

Seems like the same argument applies to data aggregators. The data is an "attractive nuisance" to hackers but the harm is caused to the people whose data is hacked. Still, the data aggregator should have to prove they maintained an adequate fence around the data. Perhaps civil forfeiture could apply here too.
Posted by: George V at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (g6ahB)
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This is the precise legal strategy to pursue, IMHO. The elements are identical: the pool/trove of data are the attractive nuisance, the kid/hacker are not supposed to be there, yet the law punishes the owner of the former and does nothing to the later. This needs to change. Negligence in protecting the data is negligence -period. Hackers will always attempt to gain access to the biggest data pile - this is known, or should be known to all the data center/AI interests, therefore failure to put in place adequate protective measures amounts to gross negligence and should be punished as such.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 09, 2026 01:05 PM (JNTt1)

331 If I'm not, who would be?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:03 PM

Dude. You're on the right side of most issues, including skepticism concerning NYC-sourced picante sauce, so you're all-right by me. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

332 never mind Biden, where's Mitch?

Posted by: good fishin' in the styx at September 09, 2026 01:06 PM (88C+u)

333 Looks like twelve peremptory challenges for the Defense in Mass, and the same number for prosecution for life felonies. For each additional alternative juror, the defense gets one more strike.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

334 And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110. Our elites are mostly midwits. And that explains so much.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM

Lol, that would explain a lot.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 12:56 PM (qI0Xa)

I wouldn't be surprised. They're selecting for diversity not performance, which is going to push student mean IQ toward that of the general population. And since certain preferred races have lower average IQs than others, that will pull the mean down further.

Posted by: Celebrate mediocrity at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

335 I'm sorry, that's terrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl

It got worse.

She was eventually perp walked out of the house for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (EV0C1)

336 When I was on a jury, the most surprising thing was how stupid the other jurors were. Truly the dregs of humanity. I'm dumb as shit, and I felt like a genius compared to these morons. How they looked, the stuff they would say, their inability to listen to the judge's instructions. Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (fgSb9)

337 You only get so many peremptory challenges. It is the overall jury pool that is totally fucked up in Massachusetts.... like all blue communist hell holes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (xvV+O)
______

The trial was in Plymouth so I assume the jury was drawn from Plymouth County. That leans Democrap, but it's far from deep blue. Trump probably got 40+% of the votes. Compare that to SF, where Trump got maybe 15%.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

338 "And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110."

Sorry, but Imma need to see the evidence. 100 years ago, Harvard was where the children of the wealthy went. Many of them were boneheads. That changed in the 60s, when merit became more prominent, resulting in the admission of many Joos.

Now, the Asians are overrepresented, but admittedly there are some, I say again, SOME, DEI admits who wouldn't otherwise be there.

I'd bet that the average IQ is close to its all time high.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

339 If I'm the judge of this case, I'm probably still nursing the hangover I got from all the booze I chugged after I got home.
There can't be enough rum in the world to deal with a defense attorney and those eleven absolute donkeys in the jury.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 01:08 PM (88C+u)

340 Burning Man is an attractive nuisance because deranged people go there to die.

Same for Ukraine.

Posted by: torabora at September 09, 2026 01:08 PM (0zD8K)

341 329 Alternate title. “Karen’s run into real man they can’t report to HR because he DGAF”
Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:05 PM (SWd7w)z

------

hooboy, that's a keeper.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 01:08 PM (fgSb9)

342
I don't blame DEI, I blame social media. It is rewiring brains and encouraging people to act out their worst impulses for clicks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

================

True, success in social media requires drah-mah. Crisis gets clicks. A lot of people deliberately invent nonexistent problems or greatly exaggerate existing ones, and I'm sure a lot of viewers are misled into thinking their minor problems are worth a panic attack or a fight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:08 PM (XJ22o)

343 Reals vs Feels © is going to be the death of us all.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 09, 2026 01:08 PM (YVxq2)

344 258 never put me on a pedestal

please!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 12:52 PM (j+aD2)

Especially if you're wearing a skirt.

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at September 09, 2026 01:09 PM (0CU3H)

345 Joe Biden is cured of his fake cancer. How nice.

He claimed he had stage 4 prostate cancer that spread to his bones. At his age, coming back from that just doesn't seem likely. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't think I am.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 01:04 PM (mkw2N)
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Stage 4 Bullshit Cancer.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:09 PM (Fi81e)

346 AWFLs say there would be peace in the world if women were leaders. On the contrary, wars would be prolonged, bitter and fought for reasons no one else can fathom.

"Bitch!"
"Whore!"

*mushroom clouds*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM

Two 7th-Fleet female Navy surface officers were cat-fighting, and seven sailors paid the ultimate price.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 01:04 PM (0sNs1)
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The "Jolene" scenario just doesn't ring true to me. That kind of jealousy and cheating normally gets resolved in a manner understood and witnessed throughout human history.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

347 321 a few people are too harsh on themselves which leads to depression in many cases

If I'm not, who would be?
Posted by: rickb223
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You see a few people on this forum that demonstrate it. Depression is often anger turned against oneself for perceived failures. Narcissists often blame others for their failures.

And the rest of us are in the middle--too harsh on ourselves sometimes, too lenient in others.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

348 Defense did a bang up job of jury selection.

Posted by: torabora at September 09, 2026 01:09 PM (0zD8K)

349 Stage 4 Bullshit Cancer.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:09 PM (Fi81e)

That explains how it spread to his bones.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Nwnyj)

350 --- That McHoul std which came from the Model Code abomination in this case, is not the traditional M'Naughten std where the defendant bears the burden of proof as an affirmative defense.

Posted by: whig
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The nurses convinced others that their medical knowledge negated the professional testimony. Disregard the testimony and rely on our knowledge.

That's against the rules.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (AJWch)

351 Thanks, OJ.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (+C3AG)

352 Would you be surprised Joe Biden lied about having cancer?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (RIvkX)

353 I think there are women- not all, but a demographic that exists- who feel that since they carry the burden of pregnancy and childbirth and nurturing, they should have the option of 'opting out' at any point in the process. That includes abortion and homicide.

Just a theory
IMO

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (ZxPkt)

354
Sorry, but Imma need to see the evidence. 100 years ago, Harvard was where the children of the wealthy went. Many of them were boneheads.

Posted by: Archimedes

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Not to mention, Harvard excluded Jews at the time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (XJ22o)

355 338 "And the average IQ of a Harvard student over the last 100 years fell from 140 to 110."

Sorry, but Imma need to see the evidence. 100 years ago, Harvard was where the children of the wealthy went. Many of them were boneheads. That changed in the 60s, when merit became more prominent, resulting in the admission of many Joos.

Now, the Asians are overrepresented, but admittedly there are some, I say again, SOME, DEI admits who wouldn't otherwise be there.

I'd bet that the average IQ is close to its all time high.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

Merit was always prominent, Jewish overrepresentation(over a quarter of students) was what drove quota implementation in the 1920s. The informal racial quotas are substantially stricter today.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (okun6)

356 We'll make you GAF. That's our job. More importantly, it's who we are.

Posted by: Human Resources at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (0sNs1)

357 That McHoul std which came from the Model Code abomination in this case, is not the traditional M'Naughten std where the defendant bears the burden of proof as an affirmative defense.
Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

And my point is that even with the higher threshold of responsibility/guilt the amount of planning and work she had to do to carry this out disallows psychosis. She planned this. Kept her husband away. Methodically strangled her three children while on the phone with him. Then tacked on a very facile suicide attempt to cover. Then claimed only weeks later that she heard a voice.

She wasn't psychotic- just evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Y/06r)

358 Burning Man is an attractive nuisance because deranged people go there to die.

I read that BM is no longer the cool place to be. Maybe they got tired of sitting in the mud.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

359 Reals vs Feels © is going to be the death of us all.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 09, 2026 01:08 PM (YVxq2)

You said it, man.

Posted by: Donald 'Duck' Dunn at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (guGkK)

360 I said a long time ago that the acceptance of abortion was going to have evil consequences. And here we are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (0Htd1)

361 someone on X showed a photo of one of the state's attorneys

it looked like a tranny!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (j+aD2)

362 I'm sorry, that's terrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl

It got worse.

She was eventually perp walked out of the house for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (EV0C1)

Wife's sister was that way. Got upset one day that I told her to let me care for my child when she was trying to mother him when he got hurt. She flew off the handle, stomped off in front of everyone, including her Mom.

She later claimed I had pushed her down/away from my son, and she had to be be corrected by her own Mom, who saw the whole thing.

Bitches by crazy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (dK+Kv)

363 310 Uh oh....that fourth juror that gave an interview said that they were trying to sway the hold out on Day 1 of the trial, before either side had even presented their case.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

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WHAT?? WHAT?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (fgSb9)

364
Stage 4 Mafia Cancer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (eRlcH)

365 >> Looks like twelve peremptory challenges for the Defense in Mass, and the same number for prosecution for life felonies. For each additional alternative juror, the defense gets one more strike.

And the prosecution ultimately let a bunch of nurses to be seated. You never let a contingent of a single profession to stand unless you believe it would benefit your case. But then defense council would try to eliminate that grouping. Either way, the voir dire either sucked or the jurors hid their bias.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (SWd7w)

366 Gerry Spence never lost a case in half a century as a lawyer.

He said he won every case in voir dire.

Being able to read the people in that courtroom and select for the very stupidest ones is the attorney's most important skill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (BI5O2)

367 Would you be surprised Joe Biden lied about having cancer?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (RIvkX)

I don't actually know the answer to the question I'm about to ask:

Did Joe Biden ever actually say he had cancer, or did that only come from his minions?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (PGK1w)

368 354
Sorry, but Imma need to see the evidence. 100 years ago, Harvard was where the children of the wealthy went. Many of them were boneheads.

Posted by: Archimedes

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Not to mention, Harvard excluded Jews at the time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (XJ22o)

Harvard's jewish % today is less than half of what it was under the 1920s strictest quota periods.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (okun6)

369 "Just Couldn't Get Past the Fact That She Viciously Killed Her Children"

I'm reading her comment a little differently. I don't think this fruitcake is admitting LC viciously killed her children.

I think she's saying that the lone juror thought that LC did.

My best guess is that's what he kept saying: "she viciously killed her children."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

370 353 I think there are women- not all, but a demographic that exists- who feel that since they carry the burden of pregnancy and childbirth and nurturing, they should have the option of 'opting out' at any point in the process. That includes abortion and homicide.

Just a theory
IMO
Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (ZxPkt)

I mentioned this earlier, but I do not think this is quite right. It is looking at children as accessories. Like handbags. Like possessions. They are not there because they are living thinking breathing tiny humans, they are property. They only exist to accentuate YOU.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (Y/06r)

371
Jewish overrepresentation(over a quarter of students) was what drove quota implementation in the 1920s. The informal racial quotas are substantially stricter today.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

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Woops. GMTA fail. I thought Harvard kept Jews out, so never mind me at #354.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (XJ22o)

372 AWFLs say there would be peace in the world if women were leaders. On the contrary, wars would be prolonged, bitter and fought for reasons no one else can fathom.

"Bitch!"
"Whore!"

*mushroom clouds*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

There was a study done on European rulers, both kings & queens between 1490 & current and the queens came out just a tad bit more warlike.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (dRC6u)

373 Burning Man is an attractive nuisance because deranged people go there to die.

I read that BM is no longer the cool place to be. Maybe they got tired of sitting in the mud.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

Used to be cool and edgy for the younger set, then all the old pervy guys started going there to perv and die in their tents.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)

374 332 never mind Biden, where's Mitch?
Posted by: good fishin' in the styx at September 09, 2026 01:06 PM

He's no longer among the living I suspect.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (qI0Xa)

375 I read that BM is no longer the cool place to be. Maybe they got tired of sitting in the mud.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

Now its all booths for reverse mortgages and skechers sneakers with velcro.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (guGkK)

376 Boston-based WBZ-TV. "There were some big personalities in that room, but at the end of the day, it just came down to an inability to move past your convictions."
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I now believe that for many (most?) women their convictions are always subject to a popularity vote.

If the group decides that X is bad/good, then you need to get with the program and change your convictions to match. Which means that they don't really have convictions in the usual sense - they just have temporary proxy positions standing in for the TBD group decision. And the lone juror just refused to accept his new group conviction firmware update like a bastard.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (L9U7U)

377 Wife of Canadian doctor dies while waiting nearly 90 minutes for ambulance to show up
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 01:05 PM

Well that's...awkward.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (bFu5X)

378 As a guess, it wasn't Joe Biden himself lying about the cancer. The family can get more sympathy locking Biden up and lying about him, than trotting him in front of a camera to look confused and grunt out a little accident.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (88C+u)

379 > I read that BM is no longer the cool place to be.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (mkw2N)

380 I think he said something to try to conciliate the profanity-spraying hens li

In this brave new world they're advocating, can't he strangle them for being annoying?

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (rTiUi)

381 "I don't know where we go from here."

This is the problem with "conservatives." When the going gets tough, they slink away and weep for America.

How about doxxing the other jurors, and yes, that includes the two male pussies?

And then doing whatever we can to destroy them?

And while I won't advocate for murdering them--not because they don't deserve it, but because I selfishly don't want to go to prison--we can do what they do when one of the good guys is killed: gloat about it.

Ultimately this is not going to be settled by peaceful means. And frankly, I would be depressed if it did. I want justice.

I know, I must be a glowie. Any honest opponent of the left wing would just cry and go somewhere to die./s

Posted by: Ken at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (aVf49)

382 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (PGK1w)

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We're just asking questions!

tbh I don't recall.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)

383 "The fact that they had no character witnesses in regards to Lindsay being a bad mother ... I found it to be biased."

Um, individually strangling her kids...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (l3cgK)

384 Dude. You're on the right side of most issues, including skepticism concerning NYC-sourced picante sauce, so you're all-right by me. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

*snort

😊

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (dRC6u)

385 Here's a recap of Joos at Harvard:

1920s (The Quota Era): In 1922, Jewish enrollment reached 21.5%. In response, Harvard President Abbott Lawrence Lowell introduced a holistic admissions system and legacy preferences specifically designed to cap Jewish enrollment. By the late 1920s and 1930s, these unofficial quotas successfully forced the Jewish student population down to about 10% to 15%.

1940s–1950s (Post-WWII Recovery): Following World War II and the gradual dismantling of overt quotas, academic standards became more strictly merit-based. Jewish enrollment began to climb back, reaching 21% by the early 1960s.

1960s–1990s (The Peak Era): For much of the latter half of the 20th century, Jewish students maintained a robust and consistent presence at Harvard, hovering between 20% and 25% of the undergraduate student body.

2010s (Gradual Decline): By 2016, estimates from random sampling and surveys indicated that the Jewish undergraduate population had softened to roughly 14%

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

386
It is looking at children as accessories. Like handbags. Like possessions. They are not there because they are living thinking breathing tiny humans, they are property. They only exist to accentuate YOU.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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I think that's been more the male perspective. Not humans, but purveyors of muh bloodline who only exist to reflect YOU.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (XJ22o)

387 Boy, I can't wait to get into a college where I can be harassed by antifa queers, moslems and soyboys!

Posted by: not many Jews these days I suspect at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (88C+u)

388 My best guess is that's what he kept saying: "she viciously killed her children."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

Hmm. I like that explanation. Not sure because the wording is highly imprecise but it fits. It also shows you the mind of the speaking juror. Well observed.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (Nwnyj)

389 I've met adults who went to Burning Man and mocked them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (RIvkX)

390 "If it weren't for the 🐈, they'd be hunted from horseback"
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When I was a wee lad, the saying went "If it weren't for tits & ass, there'd be a bounty on 'em". Similar, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (IeSZF)

391 363 310 Uh oh....that fourth juror that gave an interview said that they were trying to sway the hold out on Day 1 of the trial, before either side had even presented their case.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

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Does that not absolutely prove everything we've been saying about these stupid bitches?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (fgSb9)

392 But then defense council would try to eliminate that grouping. Either way, the voir dire either sucked or the jurors hid their bias.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (SWd7w)

Reading their words after the fact, they always intended to acquit, with the conclusion being that this bias predated the trial and was hidden in voir dire.

Bitches lied, then got caught out, and reacted as such women do once caught out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv)

393 I know, I must be a glowie. Any honest opponent of the left wing would just cry and go somewhere to die./s

Posted by: Ken at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (aVf49)

You first, champ.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (PGK1w)

394 There was a study done on European rulers, both kings & queens between 1490 & current and the queens came out just a tad bit more warlike.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (dRC6u)
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That's our fault, because men took women to naturally be weak, and they had to show them. </sarc>

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

395 Depression is often anger turned against oneself for perceived failures. Narcissists often blame others for their failures.

===

What do depressed narcissist do ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (AKptf)

396 Uh oh....that fourth juror that gave an interview said that they were trying to sway the hold out on Day 1 of the trial, before either side had even presented their case.
Posted by: Orson

Power. By hook, cr9ok, or mob.

Power to free the guilty and jail the innocent.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (cIy7m)

397 That McHoul std which came from the Model Code abomination in this case, is not the traditional M'Naughten std where the defendant bears the burden of proof as an affirmative defense.

Posted by: whig
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The nurses convinced others that their medical knowledge negated the professional testimony. Disregard the testimony and rely on our knowledge.

That's against the rules.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (AJWch)
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That's why I said above that female nurses would be the worst possible juror for this case.

Not only will they feel some solidarity with LC, they will always think they're smarter and know better than any of the medical witnesses who testify.

That's why nobody likes lawyers on the jury. They will always think they are smarter or know more than the lawyers trying the case.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

398 "The fact that they had no character witnesses in regards to Lindsay being a bad mother ... I found it to be biased."

Um, individually strangling her kids...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 01:13 PM (l3cgK)

In her defense, the witnesses were unavailable to testify as to her character.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)

399 But then defense council would try to eliminate that grouping. Either way, the voir dire either sucked or the jurors hid their bias.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:11 PM (SWd7w)
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...or it was a blew state.

And the principles of this country were meant for a religious and moral people, like John Adams said.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

400
Something to consider - professional juries??
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mabbe8
@mabbe_8
·
4h
It may be time to have a serious conversation about professional jurors.

Listening to the three female boomers from the Lindsay Clancy jury explain their reasoning after the mistrial is disturbing, not because they reached a conclusion I disagree with, but because of how they say they got there.

“She loved her children, so she had to have snapped.”
“There were no witnesses saying Lindsay was a bad mother.”
“The prosecution didn’t show enough compassion.”
The prosecution was “harsh.”
Reddington was “funny” and “entertaining.”

None of that is the legal standard they were instructed to apply.

Nobody disputed that Lindsay loved her children or that she suffered from mental illness. Nobody was asking the jury to decide if she was a good mother, whether the prosecutors were compassionate enough, or which lawyer they enjoyed watching more.

The question was criminal responsibility: Did her mental illness leave her unable to appreciate the wrongfulness of her conduct or conform her conduct to the requirements of law?

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2026 01:17 PM (kX27y)

401 > Ultimately this is not going to be settled by peaceful means. And frankly, I would be depressed if it did. I want justice.
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Sadly, the judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. It upholds their ideals and strikes down ours. It puts their ilk back on the streets and puts ours in prison.

There are no peaceful means to rectify that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 01:17 PM (2Cry5)

402 What do depressed narcissist do ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 01:15 PM (AKptf)

Mass shootings.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:17 PM (PGK1w)

403 This is one of the many problems with "modern" thinking. Unless the killing is done as a result of a reasonable threat to a human's life, and arguably their property, all murder is a sign of "poor mental health". Therapeutical and emotionally and " tribal" based logic.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 09, 2026 01:17 PM (3/XaG)

404 It got worse.

She was eventually perp walked out of the house for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (EV0C1)

Bro. I had some bad experiences with a Cluster B wife but not to that extent. However the sudden outbursts of absolute screaming (literally) insanity, occasional violence, and immediate gaslighting that followed were pretty fucked up but damn.

Posted by: When they crazy they crazy, and it's not funny at September 09, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)

405 Uh oh....that fourth juror that gave an interview said that they were trying to sway the hold out on Day 1 of the trial, before either side had even presented their case.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

It would explain why the defense wanted them sequestered...

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (Nwnyj)

406 There are dozens of tiktoks with women asking "why don't men approach women anymore?"

If you are in your mid 30's and still trying to find a man in bars, you are either a slutty whore or crazy... or a crazy, slutty whore.

This thread covers the crazy subset of those womenz.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (9FfUF)

407 > Did Joe Biden ever actually say he had cancer, or did that only come from his minions?

This is the clearest statement I could find where he says he has prostate cancer and it spread to his bones:

http://tiny.cc/vu6a101

But it's a twitter post, and one could reasonably argue his minions posted it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (mkw2N)

408 And the principles of this country were meant for a religious and moral people, like John Adams said.
Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

The Constitution which most closely tracks the US Constitution (besides the, uh, CSA's) is I recall Liberia's.

Posted by: neither country can be called successes at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (88C+u)

409 385 Here's a recap of Joos at Harvard:

1920s (The Quota Era): In 1922, Jewish enrollment reached 21.5%. In response, Harvard President Abbott Lawrence Lowell introduced a holistic admissions system and legacy preferences specifically designed to cap Jewish enrollment. By the late 1920s and 1930s, these unofficial quotas successfully forced the Jewish student population down to about 10% to 15%.

1940s–1950s (Post-WWII Recovery): Following World War II and the gradual dismantling of overt quotas, academic standards became more strictly merit-based. Jewish enrollment began to climb back, reaching 21% by the early 1960s.

1960s–1990s (The Peak Era): For much of the latter half of the 20th century, Jewish students maintained a robust and consistent presence at Harvard, hovering between 20% and 25% of the undergraduate student body.

2010s (Gradual Decline): By 2016, estimates from random sampling and surveys indicated that the Jewish undergraduate population had softened to roughly 14%

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

It's about 7% today. Granted the recent wave of antisemitism in the ivy league has mostly been in the last few years.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (okun6)

410 I know, I must be a glowie. Any honest opponent of the left wing

See, that's the giveaway. You seek to perpetuate the uni-party's left wing-right wing fiction.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 01:19 PM (rTiUi)

411 I mentioned this earlier, but I do not think this is quite right. It is looking at children as accessories. Like handbags. Like possessions. They are not there because they are living thinking breathing tiny humans, they are property. They only exist to accentuate YOU.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (Y/06r)
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Leftists in particular tend to view ALL relationships as "transactionary."

Including relationships with their spouses and yes, even their own children.

It's never about loving someone unconditionally, it's ALWAYS about what the other party can do for them.

If a spouse stands in their way, divorce.

Now, if children stand in their way, murder.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 01:19 PM (FZ29D)

412 It got worse.

She was eventually perp walked out of the house for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2026 01:07 PM (EV0C1)

Bro. I had some bad experiences with a Cluster B wife but not to that extent. However the sudden outbursts of absolute screaming (literally) insanity, occasional violence, and immediate gaslighting that followed were pretty fucked up but damn.

Posted by: When they crazy they crazy, and it's not funny at September 09, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)

That's the sister-in-law, to a T. She is not allowed alone with our kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

413 Burning Man is an attractive nuisance because deranged people go there to die.

I read that BM is no longer the cool place to be. Maybe they got tired of sitting in the mud.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

Used to be cool and edgy for the younger set, then all the old pervy guys started going there to perv and die in their tents.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)
_______

Most of the cool people who wanted to go to BM already did. It was the very hot ticket for a few years.

Still is, but heavily dependent on how much geedis you have to spend. There are "rich guy" areas with full amenities and a resort atmosphere. That's where you want to be. But bring money.

You don't want to be camping out in the dirt like a hobo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

414 There are dozens of tiktoks with women asking "why don't men approach women anymore?"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (9FfUF)

Because a subset of women - likely the same ones asking the question - made approaching women dangerous.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:19 PM (PGK1w)

415 Reddington was “funny” and “entertaining.”
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Exercise bands. Wakka Wakka Wakka.....

Posted by: Reddington at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (Nwnyj)

416 Nood Kimmel.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (PGK1w)

417 15 I don't blame DEI, I blame social media. It is rewiring brains and encouraging people to act out their worst impulses for clicks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2026 01:00 PM (0U5gm)
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Like chickens pecking corn on a keyboard.
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (rj6Yv)
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I blame DEI and social media, especially TikTok.
Sadly, some people only get their news from TikTok.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (NpAcC)

418 Bioches.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (I8HN6)

419 326 If the DA's office used a jury consultant, that person should never work again in that industry.
Posted by: nckate

Wealthy defendants have an advantage in that they can hire all sorts of experts before the trial even commences. Poor sobs facing a criminal trial may have an excellent attorney but no money to independently pay for their own experts. That leaves the defense in the position of picking enough holes in the prosecution case to get reasonable doubt.

Where this may affect most of the audience here is in self defense cases. Imagine this jury judging a self defense case like Karmelo Anthony stabbing that guy for example.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)

420

I think this is being folded into the midterms, which funding womens bullshit at the center.

This is a perfect vehicle. Comes around right as the demonic dyke governor allows post-birth abortion.

That's also what its about, legalizing that.

Need to control the people, etc.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Miller at September 09, 2026 01:20 PM (TVlU7)

421 There are dozens of tiktoks with women asking "why don't men approach women anymore?"

If you are in your mid 30's and still trying to find a man in bars, you are either a slutty whore or crazy... or a crazy, slutty whore.

This thread covers the crazy subset of those womenz.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 09, 2026 01:18 PM (9FfUF)

It's like picking over the reject produce at a discount grocery store. Nobody wants your rotten, moldy, fruit fly-ridden tomatoes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (dK+Kv)

422 I think we're starting to see why God sent Trump.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Nwnyj)

423 It is looking at children as accessories. Like handbags. Like possessions. They are not there because they are living thinking breathing tiny humans, they are property. They only exist to accentuate YOU.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That's why you have psycho mommies transing kids at 5 years old, so they can get affirming pats on the head for being a brave ally and mother to a trans child. The kid's physical and mental health be damned.

Posted by: Hermes bag and a trans kid at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)

424 And the one man should probably move out of state at this point.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (NR6c1)

Looks to me like the prosecution threw this case. Go through he motions of a trial. Cunt gets acquitted, "Well, we tried."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

425 Sparf v United States 1895
156 US 51 (1895)

Cite, in part;
“It is the duty of the jury to apply the law as given by the court to the facts as they find them…The jury has no right to disregard the law as instructed by the court and decide the case according to their own notion or pleasure.”

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (SWd7w)

426 "Professional" juries?

Yeah, I can't ever imagine this would get converted and perverted into something unrecognizable, no sir. Not ever, no how.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (IeSZF)

427 Nine angry Karens would be an excellent name for a metal band

I saw Nine Angry Karens open for Violent Femmes at the Roller Derby nationals in '07

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (0Iuar)

428 It'll never happen, unfortunately, even though it should. For the sake of civilization women need to be wholly barred from civic participation - voting, jury duty, public office, the works.
Posted by: Repeal the 19th

Move to Saudi Arabia and find the paradise you seek, already in existence.

Because Muslim countries are the pinnacle of civilization and far ahead of their western counterparts in all markers of civilized society.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (vJrRc)

429 What do depressed narcissist do ?
Posted by: runner

Become psychopaths.

Posted by: whig at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

430 31 When "The View" has these nutters on.... it'll be one hell of a show. Of insanity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

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If we can get the date in advance, it'll make it much easier to acquire the napalm and the jet.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (H4qGm)

431 A former attorney tried to execute his ex-wife in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Luckily for her, he forgot to disengage the safety. A waiter tackled and wrestled the attempted murderer to the ground.

Video here:
http://tiny.cc/6s6a101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2026 12:55 PM (mkw2N)

The word you are looking for is "murder".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (1z8ji)

432 When "The View" has these nutters on.... it'll be one hell of a show. Of insanity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

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If we can get the date in advance, it'll make it much easier to acquire the napalm and the jet.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 09, 2026 01:23 PM (H4qGm)

Too sophisticated and expensive. How about just finding a Pied Piper of Dunkin Donuts?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv)

433 True, but nobody wants to see a ship full of strippers at the bottom of the ocean.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)

Obligatory: Between sobs, he was heard to exclaim, "but there was an empty cabin!"

Posted by: just the punchline at September 09, 2026 01:31 PM (1z8ji)

434 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:25 PM (1z8ji)

No, no, no. He didn't sleep well the might before, and then someone was mean to him at work that day. He couldn't help himself.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 09, 2026 01:35 PM (Vvh2V)

435 I still say it only matters if somehow, in 30 years, she can claim she is mentally competent and let her out because she was declared not guilty by reason of insanity. Does it create a precedent? Sure, but until we see a rash of these cases with the mother getting off it could just be a one-time, OJ like instance of jury nullification.

If she goes to prison for life or a psychiatric facility for life it could be splitting hairs, though I'm sure prison would be a lot less comfortable.

Now, the fact that she seems to have innumerable supporters is an entirely separate --and sick-- issue.

Posted by: Lex at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (+ScOG)

436 "But he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children," she explained."
- - - - -
In the immortal words of J. D. Vance:
"Do you hear yourself?"

Posted by: Another Anon at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (4h45B)

437 Move to Saudi Arabia and find the paradise you seek, already in existence.

Because Muslim countries are the pinnacle of civilization and far ahead of their western counterparts in all markers of civilized society.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 01:22 PM (vJrRc)

Nice strawman you've constructed.

Posted by: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (YY+q/)

438 And the lone juror just refused to accept his new group conviction firmware update like a bastard.
Posted by: Maetenloch at September 09, 2026 01:12 PM (L9U7U)

Well, well, well! Long time, no see!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:38 PM (1z8ji)

439 Sorry to any of the Ettes but this shows why women should not vote or have responsibility for major social decisions.
Posted by: Jukin
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Apparently two out of three dudes should not vote either. They went along with the crazies.
Posted by: whig
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Now your talkin' sense! No women and only 33% of men.

Posted by: A modest proposal indeed! at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (anL5R)

440 They shrieked, too, that "the pills" were responsible. Either too much (based on the bag of Rx waved around by the defense), or "not enough and too late for care plus elephantiasis."
(ok, I made the last one up as I am not sleeping well).

She ground up pills from her doctor shopping and took a swig or something in the frenzy of blood letting (her own). She manipulated her husband again in his claims she was compliant with meds. "Yes I took my pills today, Patrick, you assho." She sounds like a ton of work to keep everyone miserable.

The trouble with blaming "the pills" is that her tox screen showed minimal amounts. Not enough to OD, not enough to make her go crazy and murder children, and not therapeutic for her mental illness. So that ploy failed along with others to end herself.

Tox screens, by the way, are part of a Trauma Panel bloodwork. Standard care.

I guess it would take a security camera to convince the harpies-who-hate-men she killed them with her exercise bands. After researching "ways to kill." She apparently wore gloves as none of her DNA was on the bands? So I read in confusion. I'm a Gemini murderer and know things.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (hzuYO)

441 My theory is that half of the female population has always been line this, and that's why, back in the ~~Good Old Days~~ Olden Times, they had no rights, were not allowed outside without a male relative, the children took their father's name and were given to him if things went south.

I do firmly believe in post partum depression, and it's nothing new. Many cultures throughout history have had customs grow up around it. It was often blamed on demons, but there cultural norms all over the world where people stay with a woman a certain amount of days after childbirth. And people think it's to help the mom, and it is that, too, but it is also so mama ain't alone with her jacked up hormones and a defenseless baby.

The Turks gave a name for the entity that causes the crazy, and I want to say Mexicans,and African tribes do, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Vvh2V)

442 Such selective empathy - even the fact that 2 of the kids were girls was no escape.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 01:49 PM (uhVAy)

443 I guess it would take a security camera to convince the harpies-who-hate-men she killed them with her exercise bands. After researching "ways to kill." She apparently wore gloves as none of her DNA was on the bands? So I read in confusion. I'm a Gemini murderer and know things.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:44 PM (hzuYO)

That would not have helped - the husband was the voices in her head somehow. That would have been enough of a fig leaf for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 01:51 PM (uhVAy)

444 PS

On top of everything I can't believe they allowed nurses on the jury! That could go either way of people questioning her tox screen, her manipulation, and her pathetic attempt to suicide herself.

When I was in voir dire they asked our professions (perp was a real estate tycoon who ripped off banks). I was a RN and not in real estate nor banking or the financial world and the prosecution lawyer liked me for some reason.

Nurses should not have been allowed. Granted, if they were "normal" like me, maybe, but I really thought from this experience they tried for a neutral jury vs stacking the deck.

I hope there is no retrial and that she spends her life monitored and miserable til her last breath.. I do request her tubes be tied so a sicko does not have a wild affair with her due to a fetish.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:52 PM (hzuYO)

445 I still say it only matters if somehow, in 30 years, she can claim she is mentally competent and let her out because she was declared not guilty by reason of insanity. Does it create a precedent? Sure, but until we see a rash of these cases with the mother getting off it could just be a one-time, OJ like instance of jury nullification.

If she goes to prison for life or a psychiatric facility for life it could be splitting hairs, though I'm sure prison would be a lot less comfortable.

Now, the fact that she seems to have innumerable supporters is an entirely separate --and sick-- issue.
Posted by: Lex at September 09, 2026 01:37 PM (+ScOG)

It's not a precedent because it has been done before and the mother killed again.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)

446 The Turks gave a name for the entity that causes the crazy, and I want to say Mexicans,and African tribes do, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Vvh2V)
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Of course it happens...for up to 3 mo. Now a year. And a JAMA paper in 2020 said up to THREE YEARS. That is a load of bullsharte. I honestly think up to 3mo is legit vs being stark raving mad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)

447 Sparf v United States 1895
156 US 51 (1895)

Cite, in part;
“It is the duty of the jury to apply the law as given by the court to the facts as they find them…The jury has no right to disregard the law as instructed by the court and decide the case according to their own notion or pleasure.”
Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (SWd7w)

What law or instruction did he disregard? The judge certainly did not mention one. A psycho jury bully claims he did, but she is not a lawyer.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 01:56 PM (uhVAy)

448 What's the difference between her crime and Steven Judy

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 09, 2026 01:58 PM (jrgJz)

449 And the one man should probably move out of state at this point.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 12:34 PM (NR6c1)

Looks to me like the prosecution threw this case. Go through he motions of a trial. Cunt gets acquitted, "Well, we tried."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

Look at the reports of the jury. The prosecutors were "too mean". They weren't saying enough nice things about the defendant.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

450 Didn't the chy knee invent Tik Tok?

It's working! At least on the wimmen!

I have no social media and am thankfully not addicted to this crapola.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:59 PM (hzuYO)

451 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)

I personally think it can rewire people's brains. I do think it's understudy, and I do think, lime anything hormonal, it's going to affect every woman differently.

I don't think she had any such thing, but even if she did, it still doesn't mean she gets to kill her children and go Scot free.

If she's claiming she was crazy, she gets to go to the nuthouse instead of prison. I'd be okay with that.

Again, I think it wad murder, but of she wants to play tbe crazy card, then she has to get the crazy prize.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (Vvh2V)

452 This is why men seek brides from overseas.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (NNm8P)

453 Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 09, 2026 02:07 PM (NNm8P)

It is not remotely the main reason, but they need to keep in mind that all estrogen comes in all different nationalies! 🤣

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 09, 2026 02:09 PM (Vvh2V)

454 236 Will no one thing of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 09, 2026 12:48 PM (xvV+O)

Couldn't jerk off. Went extinct.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:49 PM (PGK1w)
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And here we have incontrovertible proof that Deadly Semen Backpressure is in fact Deadly.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 09, 2026 02:09 PM (JNTt1)

455 dude basically broke up with 9 women at once. The ones they've interviewed so far are reacting much like scorned women.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 09, 2026 02:12 PM (Iwv3U)

456 One of the obvious parallels is with Andrea Yates. Ms. Yates looked haunted. One look at her face and eyes, and this was a woman who obviously needed mental or emotional help. She had been reaching out for weeks or months before snapping.

By contrast, Ms. Clancy just looks hard. Her eyes are chips of obsidian. She looks like someone who planned this, and indeed her search history reportedly included ways to kill your children. The amount of planning that went into killing her children makes it hard for me to accept an insanity plea.

And what was going on with the jurors (supposedly unbiased) dressing to show support for the defendant? The defense counsel wanted the holdout juror removed for bias while the jurors who wanted to acquit were literally wearing their bias.

Posted by: Advo at September 09, 2026 02:12 PM (jO4mz)

457 The prosecution should probably take all this under advisement. Whoever they're going to call as an expert psychiatrist to say she wasn't "insane" should probably be a woman, first off.

Second, they should absolutely work harder to push towards more men on the jury, regardless of what their opinions seem to be.

Posted by: deadrody at September 09, 2026 02:29 PM (vgB0v)

458 I'd bet that when she woke up she was pissed about being paralyzed.
Posted by: huerfano
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Is she, really? I have tried to avoid this whole subject, so I'm not privy to all the details, but I see the pictures of her in the courtroom in a wheelchair, and I immediately think of the long line of Mafia bosses being wheeled into a courtroom with spinal support collars on.
I wouldn't doubt for a minute that the defense attorney would fake all sorts of stuff.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 09, 2026 02:40 PM (nll5z)

459 My perspective, for what it is worth on the state of nursing students today...
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Some people say the profession attracts abusers it's that bad.

This contradicts most of my experiences with nurses, but fwiw.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
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The profession attracts a tiny number of people who want to be nurses now vs when I graduated in '78. All of us wanted to be a nurse, some since childhood.

I was a clinical professor for nurses in the med center for 4yrs in the late '90's. Many wanted more money from being a LPN or EMT. Their focus was different. I pounded myself into 40 of them and their focus changed, or seemed to.

One year before graduation a class did not know how to give injections. I was outraged and took them to a flu clinic as I was not going to graduate nitwits. Now there are teaching mannequins, and yehaw. Still different from real people.

Then we have online nursing degrees: BSN and MSN. Some clinical practice, but I doubt as much as I had from my first semester. It matters.

Adding that it is difficult to fail students to the soup vs my class. We had to have white shoelaces, for heaven's sake! Pressed uniforms! cont.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 02:49 PM (hzuYO)

460 Cont...My acceptance to a very difficult nursing school at a univsersity (I was accepted at two) was based not only on my GPA (which was high), but also on my interview.

At the time they had 400 applicants to one person allowed. We were in groups & I was in the summer group. Graduated this way due to how many instructors could have.

Now the online nursing schools nation wide due to shortage. I know two classmates who were big guns for two of these schools churning numbers out. I don't have the nerve to question the quality of graduates. To a BSN program there are still less accepted than apply.

We had standards in dress, decorum & test scores to adhere to. If an instructor thought you did not fit the bill you were out. In this way they weeded out the problems. When I was teaching it took me & two full time instructors to fail anyone.

The one I helped fail showed up 2hrs late to a pediatric rotation. Falalala she walked past me. I asked her into the nursing lounge, informed her she did not call me or the floor that she'd be late, & if a real nurse her patients & staff would suffer. I sent her home. I informed the director and a full time RN worked with her and agreed. Done.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 03:00 PM (hzuYO)

461 Did Clancy know that killing her kids was wrong? Most certainly. That was proved beyond a reasonable doubt. That eliminates the insanity defense.

How is that not cut and dry guilty.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 03:44 PM (KC5Lt)

462 Andrea Yates didn't think it was wrong to kill her kids. She thought she was saving them from the devil. Insane in the membrane.

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 03:47 PM (KC5Lt)

463 He was obviously a white male misogynist. She was concerned about her carbon footprint and saved the planet. Clancy-ak-bar!

Posted by: Gloria Steinem`s Ghost at September 09, 2026 04:24 PM (BRVC5)

464 I think Andrea Yates should be in an institution, not prison. I do think she was not in her right mind.

And I also think there needs to be a few more layers defining insanity, but with the understanding that they don't go free, they go to an institution.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 09, 2026 04:29 PM (Vvh2V)

465 @452 Erebus- Ex Killer Whale

"This is why men seek brides from overseas."

Last I checked US women there are 1 in 6 on SSRIs and 1 in 3 obese, how did you come to that conclusion?

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2026 04:34 PM (BRVC5)

Wednesday Morning Rant

Reservoirs
The risks associated with so-called "Big Data" - or AI, or data aggregation, or anything in that vein - are known to a point. The obvious risk - and the one most people immediately cite - is identity theft and the corresponding fraud potential associated with it. Because of this obvious risk, the response is the same every time there is a data breach: the company at the center of the breach offers to pay for credit monitoring for some amount of time. Another major risk, especially popular these days as the Flock camera argument heats up, is panopticism. These data collection services have created an electronic panopticon in which no man has privacy.
These risks are real, and they are made all the worse due to a pair of conditions: data aggregators are juicy targets, and aggregators and governments have no significant incentive to defend sensitive data. The first is obvious. These data are valuable, so the aggregators are constantly targeted for theft. As to the second, the regulatory and legal environment provides essentially no penalties for data breaches - neither for private enterprises, nor for governments. In the unusual circumstance where an actual hacker gets caught, he will be punished - but that is the point. The hacker is the one with major liability, not the organization doing the collection, retention and defense of valuable data. To the organization, there's no problem outside of a press release, some technology costs and bulk-rate credit monitoring if there's a breach. If it's particularly bad, there may be a symbolic slap-on-the-wrist regulatory penalty.

This absence of liability causes a lot of perverse incentives. When there is no meaningful downside to data collection, data collection will expand - and that is what has happened. Some laws like the EU's General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) have a "data minimization" requirement (collect and retain only what you actually need to do your work), but such requirements are very difficult to police effectively. Extensive "everything we can get" data collection is now the norm, and risks are increasing radically. Any target is increasingly a juicy target, because the amount of data collection is always growing.
Recently, a major breach was disclosed through it's effects, as more than 153 million US driver licenses were made available for purchase. The source of this was likely one or more services providing ID verification through ID scanning. More disclosure keeps happening around the extent of data collection, from smart TVs to government surveillance through third parties, which follows increasingly-invasive data collection schemes implemented for years in other industries like telecom.
All of this data collection creates vast reservoirs of personal data, ranging from trivial to extremely dangerous, and none of it is - or possibly even can be effectively defended. Despite this, there's little downside for the organizations doing the collection. The deeper these reservoirs get, the more appealing a target the organization will be - but the organizational risks are more or less static and do not scale with the collection. All of this leads to one basic conclusion for any organization in the data-collection business: collect more.
Flock camera databases are creepy and many have serious and reasonable concerns with the constitutional legitimacy of the system, but the dystopian government panopticon is only one issue. The other is that such services are deep reservoirs, and thus valuable targets. When Flock inevitably gets hacked and vehicle, movement and other personal data are stolen and used by criminals or nation-state adversaries, Flock will not collapse under the liability. They will simply issue an apologetic press release that downplays the event, fire a VP, spend some money on security consultants and put up with some ribbing by peers at conferences. Substitute any organization name you'd like for "Flock," because it is only an example. It always plays out the same way.
Until liability is extended from the hacker to the collector or aggregator, I think that this problem will only get worse. To disincentivize arbitrary data collection and the "more, More, MORE" approach to data collection, there must be real and meaningful costs to screwing up and permitting breaches. Slaps on the wrist and temporary spikes in operational costs that can be written off as the cost of doing business are not adequate. The closest thing there is to hard liability for data breaches is HIPAA, which has civil and criminal penalties for inappropriate disclosure. Something similar may be called for more generally, so that failure to defend collected data results in meaningful - up to the point of destroying enterprise in extreme cases - liability exposure.
The deeper and broader the data reservoirs get, the more the disclosure problem will grow. A good approach to dealing with the problem may not necessarily be to limit the collection as the GDPR attempts to do - there are limitless potential uses or requirements for data to deliver whatever service is being delivered, and enforcement is extremely difficult - but to strictly and meaningfully punish inappropriate disclosure. If there is real liability, the collectors and aggregators will think twice about what they actually need - and the amount of risk they're comfortable with - when it comes to data collection, retention and access. The best way to improve overall security is to reduce the attack surface, and that means draining the reservoirs - and liability may be a good way to do it.
What do you think?

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM

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1 Zoiks!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (w9Wax)

2 MONKEY!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (PGK1w)

3 Minkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

5 That chimp could probably rip a Flock camera to its component parts pretty easily.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 11:04 AM (NR6c1)

6 I just noticed that the cheating bastard monkey is holding six cards.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 11:04 AM (XvL8K)

7 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:04 AM (cIy7m)

8
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (iqcvy)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (ccf/V)

10 The perverse hunger for personal data by our betters is disturbing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (2Cry5)

11 I just noticed that the cheating bastard monkey is holding six cards.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 11:04 AM (XvL8K)

7

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (dK+Kv)

12
These data are

Good man

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (uxfxD)

13 MANNIX!!!!!

.....not a cop.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (ccf/V)

14 LOL. Most of the comments so far are about the chimp.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

15 POKER MONKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (iqcvy)

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:06 AM (ExV1e)

16 >>Until liability is extended from the hacker to the collector or aggregator, I think that this problem will only get worse.

Because we've had this happen again and again and again with businesses and our credit card information and health data.

Flock is not new, it's simply a new dimension of what has been happening for a few decades now.
Instinctively we know that the purported uses of this data by law enforcement will only be a tiny part of what it is actually used for. See the UK's intrusive CCTV system that managed to NOT catch any Muslim rape gang activities, yet does catch UK citizens doing things like praying to Jesus on a street corner.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)

17 6 I just noticed that the cheating bastard monkey is holding six cards.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 11:04 AM (XvL8K)

Maybe they're playing Canasta?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 11:06 AM (Y/06r)

18 What do you think?

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM

I think the liability you're talking about - enough to actually impact decision making - is impossible.

Even if SpyCo (a made up example) pay out a billion-dollar settlement, it's STILL worth it because of the thousands of companies who continue to flood SpyCo's coffers in exchange for the data they've aggregated.

There is value in information, and as we become increasingly Balkanized, purchasing the ability to micro-target consumers is becoming increasingly valuable in parallel.

The genie's out of the bottle. It's nearly impossible to be the Grey Man, and the ones who attempt it will find themselves further and further removed from the things that make society society.

To stay completely off the radar today, you must currently eschew cell phones, televisions, cars, banks, computers, and grocery stores, just for starters.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (PGK1w)

19 Fuck Flock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (cIy7m)

20 and access gladiator movies

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (dk17i)

21 POKER MONKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM

Poker monkey? I hardly know her monkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (bFu5X)

22 Have you seen what WalMart is attempting? If the stories are true, HOLY F*CK.

All your data are belong to WalMart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)

23 14 LOL. Most of the comments so far are about the chimp.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

Are you suggesting that we violate one of the sacred rules of AoS and actually read the blog????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (iqcvy)

24 Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

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Sounds like there ought to be a warning label.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)

25 I think the liability you're talking about - enough to actually impact decision making - is impossible.

After the first five CEOs were executed, the rest would start taking the situation seriously.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ExV1e)

26 These data are

Good man
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'm actually in favor of treating "data" (and "media") as a collective singular noun.

If you have cause to use "datum" and need to pluralize it, then go with "datums."

Just because we borrow a Latin word doesn't mean we need to borrow the Latin plural form.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

27 Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

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Sounds like there ought to be a warning label.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)

Sounds like someone finally watched Terminator.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:09 AM (ExV1e)

28 My software business has to deal with the GDPR for our EU customers. Contract amendments galore!

Friggin Brussels bureaucrats!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 11:10 AM (D0X9e)

29 After the first five CEOs were executed, the rest would start taking the situation seriously.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ExV1e)

Yeah?

What changes has the health care industry experienced after their CEO was executed?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:10 AM (PGK1w)

30 Poker monkey? I hardly know her monkey!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (bFu5X)

Heh.......

When I was on Facebook, I always felt it REALLY awkward when it asked me if I wanted to 'poke' a friend's wife.........

WHAT!?!?!?! I've seen Lonesome Dove.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 11:10 AM (ccf/V)

31 If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Whiter Than Snow at September 09, 2026 11:11 AM (Fn+3X)

32
Are you suggesting that we violate one of the sacred rules of AoS and actually read the blog????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (iqcvy)

'tis for fools......

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at September 09, 2026 11:11 AM (ccf/V)

33 If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Whiter Than Snow at September 09, 2026 11:11 AM (Fn+3X)

"If you've got nothing to hide......."

LAWYER!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 11:11 AM (ccf/V)

34 The genie is out of the bottle. The cat is out of the bag. The jig is up. We let data aggregations go on for too long. No matter the liabilities, no one will be limiting their collection or its use. There's just way too much money involved.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 11:11 AM (g8Ew8)

35 "Sounds like there ought to be a warning label."

When Gemini suggests a fragment of source code, it always puts a warning label on it.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 11:12 AM (Jr5Lq)

36 "Dear RNC; Go f*ck yourselves. I have gotten 56 texts in the last two weeks...all offensive and sneaky and all begging for money. At this point I would rather donate to AOC."

At least maybe then you'll get an OF tease ....

No political campaign ever asks me for moolah. It's strange because the amount of juke scam solicitationous bullshit email and texts I get are off the charts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:12 AM (iFTx/)

37 The genie is out of the bottle. The cat is out of the bag. The jig is up.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

But has that ship sailed? Is the horse out of the barn?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:13 AM (77rzZ)

38 > When Flock inevitably gets hacked and vehicle, movement and other personal data are stolen and used by criminals or nation-state adversaries, Flock will not collapse under the liability.
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Or... when someone with access uses that ability to hunt down an individual and kill them with the greatest potential to do so unnoticed.

There are already numerous stalking events documented by people using the system to do this. How'd that go unnoticed until someone complained or was harmed? It probably wasn't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 11:13 AM (2Cry5)

39 Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

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Sounds like there ought to be a warning label.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)

We were riffing the other day on AI after a guy shared a story about how Grok got all snarky with him, insulted him, then deleted the thread and attempted to gaslight him that what just occurred didn't, in fact occur.

I shared my general aversion to AI. Then he joked that we'd have to become Luddites or be like the Amish and shun most technological advancements, when we coined the term, "Amish Intelligence."

Old ways are best.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:13 AM (dK+Kv)

40 The thing about flock is that it's subscription based and around 3k per camera every year ad-infinitum.

There's roughly 120k flock cameras around the country, that's a lot of coin.

And nobodies voted on this but the tax payers are footing the bill.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (XV/Pl)

41 28 Friggin Brussels bureaucrats!

you never know where they'll sprout up

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (v3pYe)

42 Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

-
Sounds like there ought to be a warning label.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)

Sounds like someone finally watched Terminator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
__________

If that ever happens, it will be because of garbage in. AI is not, and never can be, sentient. Unless we're all just truly meat puppets and can be replicated. But I don't buy that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (XvL8K)

43 Let's all welcome the new addition to the Smollet family:

https://tinyurl.com/4smmjaw8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (D0X9e)

44 What changes has the health care industry experienced after their CEO was executed?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:10 AM (PGK1w)

Ah, but the assassin was arrested. If, OTOH, it were the law that the CEO of a company suffering a data breach were executed... that's a cow of a different color.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)

45 Always a good reminder of an unofficial political use of this data - described re: phones, but applies to tracking movements: https://tinyurl.com/rzj4j498

. . .it means that the administration is able to draw a graph (like a network chart) of who is talking to whom. It is able to say what are the key nodes through which any business passes, find all its Internet ‘friends’ and interlocutors and potentially drill down into the comms themselves — in time series.
This would pick up every organization of significance, whatever its purpose. Medical associations, pedophile rings, prayer groups, Tea Party groups, lesbian sororities, gay date swapping groups, business networks, professional networks, spy rings and terrorist cells. The works. It picks up the civilians more easily than the players, because the players use encryption, buy untraceable clothes and while disguised send one time messages via disposable or public devices.

The civilians don’t.

Your only safety lies in being overlooked . . Otherwise you become part of the result set of a query, or search pattern.

Flock cameras at gun ranges, churches, TPUSA events. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

46 After the first five CEOs were executed, the rest would start taking the situation seriously.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:08 AM (ExV1e)

Yeah?

What changes has the health care industry experienced after their CEO was executed?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:10 AM (PGK1w)

The magic number is five.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (dK+Kv)

47 Mitch McConnell Stays Silent After New Report Questions His Wife’s Chinese Government Ties

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This hardly surprising given that he's dead and all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

48 Sounds reasonable Joe.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (2WIwB)

49 35 When Gemini suggests a fragment of source code, it always puts a warning label on it.

needed as the target of a warning goto

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2026 11:15 AM (v3pYe)

50 For example, I just now asked Gemini for a C++ class for matrix inversion. At the bottom of the code window, it says "Use code with caution." I never do, but there it is.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 11:16 AM (Jr5Lq)

51 Piper will sure tell you to read the blog, she's not nice about it either.

Posted by: Case at September 09, 2026 11:16 AM (noln+)

52 >>Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

Interesting that it was posted by a guy w/no prior X posts. Has his existence been verified?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 11:16 AM (rOKnE)

53 The perverse incentives includes that the bigger the data breach, the less likely the victims will ever see anything more than token compensation.

There will be so many victims that even a big fine or payout will be spread among so many people that each victim will end up with jack bupkis. The lawyers will make out like bandits, though.

I've been in classes that received "compensation." I think I got maybe $3. Maybe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

54 Let's all welcome the new addition to the Smollet family:

https://tinyurl.com/4smmjaw8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (D0X9e)

It was a democrat staffer, with a Subway sub, in a campaign tent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:16 AM (dK+Kv)

55 Seems reasonable. While in theory they should be civilly liable for any harm that results from a data breach, this is hard to attribute so estimation should be used instead.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 09, 2026 11:17 AM (okun6)

56 The latest outrage is, apparently, that Trump gave secret - and by secret we mean publicly disclosed - bonuses to women (and men) who worked for him as President and paid for out of his own pocket.

The horrors.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

57 >Even if SpyCo (a made up example) pay out a billion-dollar settlement,

IDK. That settlement is only for that one event. If SpyCo continues to be sloppy, they'll end up paying multiple billion dollar awards.

The practical problem right now is that it's tough to prove concrete damage. Even a simple reform like statutory damages (maybe $50/person/event for PI and $250/person/event for SPI), joint-and-severable with the company that collected the PI/SPI, would go a long way.

Posted by: Gilligan at September 09, 2026 11:17 AM (s8F4c)

58 I see a blurb in the local rag, that a small community college is "slashing tuition 45%". Well, were they charging too much? Seems like it. What changed?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 11:18 AM (IeSZF)

59 Britain refuses to be cowed.

UK’s Labour Party Plans to Put 3500 Illegal Aliens in Town of 350

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

60 I've been in classes that received "compensation." I think I got maybe $3. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Yeah, class actions are a scam. I've gotten a couple of notices about possibly being a member of a class. I pitch 'em.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

61 Ah, but the assassin was arrested. If, OTOH, it were the law that the CEO of a company suffering a data breach were executed... that's a cow of a different color.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)

Indeed he was, but we were talking about industry having to change in response to a new input.

If it becomes a capital crime to have your IT system hacked, things will very definitely change.

Of course, that makes IT companies the most powerful organizations in America, which seems to be the opposite of what we're going for here... They'd decide who does and doesn't get breached. Get sideways with the Biden Administration and suddenly your client's data is 'hacked.' Whoops. Whoopsie!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:19 AM (PGK1w)

62 Even a simple reform like statutory damages (maybe $50/person/event for PI and $250/person/event for SPI), joint-and-severable with the company that collected the PI/SPI, would go a long way.

Posted by: Gilligan at September 09, 2026 11:17 AM (s8F4c)

This sounds like the simplest and most effective solution so far.

Which means it will never be done.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:21 AM (PGK1w)

63
To stay completely off the radar today, you must currently eschew cell phones, televisions, cars, banks, computers, and grocery stores, just for starters.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 11:21 AM (Cqx++)

64 There will be so many victims that even a big fine or payout will be spread among so many people that each victim will end up with jack bupkis. The lawyers will make out like bandits, though.

I've been in classes that received "compensation." I think I got maybe $3. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

The fine needs to be massive enough to instantly bankrupt the offender and put them into public receivership. That will be the only to incentivize others to avoid doing the same.

And yes, if it’s a billion dollar company, then the fine should be $10 billion, payable immediately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:22 AM (UJfh6)

65 Poker monkey? I hardly know her monkey!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (bFu5X)

Liquor monkey would like a word

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2026 11:23 AM (RhGG0)

66 One of the things about Flock Security in particular is how evasive the company is about their data sharing security protocols. Can someone in city A with Flock gear and a subscription access data in City B's Flock system?

How about City C with no Flock cameras, but are willing to pay for a subscription to the data?

When does it constitute an actual search and require a warrant? Or does it not?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 11:24 AM (2Cry5)

67 Not sure this is a good idea.

Magic Mushrooms Spark Astonishing Speech and Memory Recovery in Older Woman

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Wife: Remember in '72 when you said Sally's boobs were "bodacious"?

Husband: Uhhh . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7)

68 Sometimes Amazon will start emailing me about a product and then pesters me about the same product for months. What's interesting is the pestering will continue even if I buy the product in response to the first email. That's a little reassuring, I think.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2026 11:26 AM (2ap+5)

69 I shared my general aversion to AI. Then he joked that we'd have to become Luddites or be like the Amish and shun most technological advancements, when we coined the term, "Amish Intelligence."

Old ways are best.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:13 AM (dK+Kv)

Butlerian Jihad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:26 AM (UJfh6)

70 Wait.

I thought we were all supposed to be vitally concerned and alarmed about our "Carbon Footprint".

Where do an additional three thousand five hundred people dropped into a town of 350 overnight find food, lodging, electricity, schools, sewerage, water, etc etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseam? Where does the money come from? Who the fuck is doing this? It's demonic at best.

Oh that's right, they are all a bunch of fucking lying liars who lie.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 11:26 AM (IeSZF)

71 "The jig is up."

The news is out.

Posted by: The renegade who had it made at September 09, 2026 11:26 AM (Fv808)

72 When does it constitute an actual search and require a warrant? Or does it not?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 11:24 AM (2Cry5)

That's the most fun part!

It's not government data and it's not YOUR data. It's FLOCK'S data, so they can give/sell it to anyone they want. It's their private information once they collect it.

Matter of fact, the Virginia Court of Appeals explicitly ruled that police to NOT need a warrant to get/use Flock data.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:27 AM (PGK1w)

73
>>Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

Interesting that it was posted by a guy w/no prior X posts. Has his existence been verified?
Posted by: Lizzy

Erased from existence

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2026 11:27 AM (Cqx++)

74 Butlerian Jihad.

I see you are a man of culture as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 11:27 AM (NR6c1)

75 Magic Mushrooms Spark Astonishing Speech and Memory Recovery in Older Woman
----

Wait till she finds out the Airplane crashed, The Fillmore West is now a parking lot, and Jerry's dead. Oh well.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 11:27 AM (IeSZF)

76 This hardly surprising given that he's dead and all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

He's just resting very, very, VERY quietly.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 11:28 AM (g8Ew8)

77 Like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

It's actually "Robinson Caruso" because they needed the extra syllable to match the meter of the song. I grew up thinking the guy's name was Robinson Caruso.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 11:28 AM (Fv808)

78 >> Anthropic staff warn the public that AI could kill all humans within the next decade

Arnold warned us about it decades ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 11:28 AM (viF8m)

79 Canada Hits Back at U.S. With $20 Billion in Tariffs as Trade War Heats Up

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Foghorn Leghorn v. the Chicken Hawk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:28 AM (ndZc7)

80 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 09, 2026 11:29 AM (JNTt1)

81 80 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 09, 2026 11:29 AM (JNTt1)

Depends on your definition of alive...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 09, 2026 11:29 AM (tOcjL)

82 So much estrogen in one man!

https://tinyurl.com/4s9tjfwj

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 11:30 AM (D0X9e)

83 This hardly surprising given that he's dead and all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

He's just resting very, very, VERY quietly.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 11:28 AM (g8Ew
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Pining for the fjords?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 11:30 AM (FZ29D)

84
Where do an additional three thousand five hundred people dropped into a town of 350 overnight find food, lodging, electricity, schools, sewerage, water, etc etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseam? Where does the money come from? Who the fuck is doing this? It's demonic at best.

SHUT UP YOU RACIST!

Posted by: King and country at September 09, 2026 11:30 AM (Cqx++)

85 There's an ongoing datum breach in my pants!

Posted by: Scranton Refugee at September 09, 2026 11:31 AM (Fn+3X)

86
From the sidebar...

TJM discusses the beautiful comedy of Jacques Tati

I think I'd rather discuss the beautiful Tatas of comely Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 11:31 AM (iJfKG)

87 Jacob Coxon
@hilbertspaess
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

https://tinyurl.com/bamzw5s2

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 11:32 AM (X7z/W)

88 "Where do an additional three thousand five hundred people dropped into a town of 350 overnight find food, lodging, electricity, schools, sewerage, water, etc etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseam?"

They're not supposed to.

They're supposed to collapse the town into the stone age, thereby eliminating its entire carbon footprint!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 11:32 AM (PGK1w)

89 AI be scary to me.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 11:32 AM (HP2yW)

90 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

I don't get what the motive is for not declaring that he has died, if he has in fact done so. What's the game here?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

91 Liability gets the lawyers paid and Lord knows we need more lawyers getting paid.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 11:33 AM (Nwnyj)

92 I've been waiting for this. Thank you, Joe.

Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2026 11:33 AM (lWAes)

93 Anthropic wants government regulation before Claude destroys the world, and they stand ready to help write the regulations. Conspiracy theorists suggest Anthropic wishes to create a wide regulatory moat around their business and hobbling, or even outlawing, open source models.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2026 11:33 AM (2ap+5)

94 Good news!

Joe Biden has made a miraculous recovery from his prostate cancer!

Hunter Biden claimed a month ago that the cancer had spread to Joe's bones, which would have meant that Joe would be dead very soon.

Never mind...

Former President Joe Biden shared an update on his battle with prostate cancer, saying radiation treatment has worked as intended while urging Americans to speak to their doctors about early detection.

All the Bidens do is lie.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 11:34 AM (aD4fx)

95 "AI be scary to me."

For now I'm more worried about destructive human folly than AI folly.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 11:34 AM (Jr5Lq)

96 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

DeMet's Kentucky Turtles are the worst candy ever!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)

97 90 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

I don't get what the motive is for not declaring that he has died, if he has in fact done so. What's the game here?
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

Entire staff keeps their jobs through planned Jan exit...it's why Lindsay's sis probably originally ran for his job.

Do not underestimate the staff/family relationship...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 09, 2026 11:35 AM (tOcjL)

98 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

I don't get what the motive is for not declaring that he has died, if he has in fact done so. What's the game here?
Posted by: Bulg

Mid terms. No challenges until after if the don't report it before.
The fraud issues though...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 11:35 AM (dRC6u)

99 Et tu, Lara Croft?

“Lara Croft” Actress Alix Wilton Regan Slams Lindsay Clancy Trial as Sexist ‘Salem’ Witch Hunt
"Actress Alix Wilton Regan took to social media to issue an anti-man rant in which she referred to the Lindsay Clancy trial a sexist “Salem” witch hunt.

“A trial built on one man’s word. A mistrial delivered by another man’s ego. Salem never left Massachusetts,” read a message the actress shared to her Instagram Story."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

100 The only person still talking to Mitch is the little kid from Poltergeist.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2026 11:36 AM (2ap+5)

101 98 OT: Does anyone here believe that "The Kentucky Turtle" is still alive? I do not.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

I don't get what the motive is for not declaring that he has died, if he has in fact done so. What's the game here?
Posted by: Bulg

Mid terms. No challenges until after if the don't report it before.
The fraud issues though...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 11:35 AM (dRC6u)

Not fraud if he's technically alive on machines with "the hope" that he can still get better...

Okay, maybe the "he's in rehab" posts with the pics were a bit much...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 09, 2026 11:37 AM (tOcjL)

102 This country is in dire need of an enema.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:37 AM (cIy7m)

103 SMH,

On the one hand, I distrust so-called AI and the rush to put it in *everything*.

On the other hand, this is the guy's only public post, ever, and it's full of the typical 'it's gonna somehow get smarter than all of us combined and end the world because the computer is a man-made god' doomerism.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 11:38 AM (aJQbY)

104 This country is in dire need of an enema.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

With friends like Taco Bell, who needs an enema?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

105 What do you think?
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Pandora's box.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2026 11:39 AM (XeU6L)

106 The only person still talking to Mitch is the little kid from Poltergeist.
Posted by: Oglebay

I'll fetch him. I just need a creepy midget and some tennis balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:40 AM (cIy7m)

107 Great minds think alike.

Colin Kaepernick Says Mamdani Has Finally Given Him a Reason to Vote

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)

108 I can imagine worse scenarios than panopticon being exploited by a corporation or a state actor, like by AI itself.

Without AI, as is so often said, there is safety is massive data collection; it is only useful as an investigative tool when a user knows what to look for, because there is so much information and almost all of it is deliberately ignored and excluded in a search.

With AI, everything can be examined in real time. Nothing is excluded or ignored. AI notes patterns too subtle for humans to note, watches everyone, and is only limited by the tools at it's disposal. Give it panopticon, and everyone is watched all the time. Give it law enforcement connections, and anyone can be found and arrested immediately. Give it weapons, and anyone can be killed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (rNYOk)

109 $3 Million in the Clancy GoFundMe.
Sheesh!
I'm suddenly feeling hormonal.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (2WIwB)

110 Great minds think alike.

Colin Kaepernick Says Mamdani Has Finally Given Him a Reason to Vote
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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And so do imbeciles, it seems.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 11:42 AM (X7z/W)

111 The only person still talking to Mitch is the little kid from Poltergeist.
Posted by: Oglebay

I'll fetch him. I just need a creepy midget and some tennis balls.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:40 AM (cIy7m)

And don't forget. Lots and lots of KY jelly.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 11:42 AM (g8Ew8)

112 Colin Kaepernick Says Mamdani Has Finally Given Him a Reason to Vote
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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And so do imbeciles, it seems.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 09, 2026 11:42 AM (X7z/W)

***

Jeez that guy is a dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:43 AM (2WIwB)

113 I will always believe that John McCains body was on ice for 6 months or so before it was official. During that last 6 months, no one was allowed to see him except Cindy and her paid staff, and the only picture ever allowed out was of a slumped figure in a wheelchair, from behind.

She set up a “medical” space on her guarded and gated mansion to ensure that no one except her personal employees had access. Of course he had a doctor - who was on Cindy’s personal payroll.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:44 AM (UJfh6)

114 MS NOW is looking out for you.

Lol: MS NOW Has Partnered With Meditation App to Help Its Deranged Far-Left Viewers Cope

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

115 A friend of mine, years ago, made the comment that hackers' heads should be on pikes in the town square, but then like politicians, everybody hates the other guys pol, but likes their guy- the hacker that uncovers government wrongdoing, for example. Do we want his head on a pike, too? 'Tis a bit of a conundrum.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 11:45 AM (QaH55)

116 Wasn't it at a 9/11 Remembrance when Hillary stroked out and was tossed like a side of beef into her waiting SUV some years ago?

Good times, good times...

Posted by: Dr.No at September 09, 2026 11:45 AM (P4iUb)

117 In the era of US Mail being the major means of delivering data violators of its security were severely punished. The same with the telephone; wire tapping was a severe offense.
Today, people are so accustomed to 'giving it up' they have no innate concept of personal privacy. You know, everybody does it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:46 AM (AJWch)

118 If your GM car gets OTA updates every little move you make is being uploaded and sold.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 11:46 AM (NnhvP)

119 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (rNYOk)

Now you know why the commies suddenly stopped worrrying about global warmening

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 11:46 AM (Nwnyj)

120 Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (2WIwB)

This money would go to Clancy or her parents? Why should anybody on trial for murder who is obviously guilty get the money? I thought at least some of the fundraising outfits have a rule against fundraising for people on trial?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 11:47 AM (mXZ+5)

121 Wasn't it at a 9/11 Remembrance when Hillary stroked out and was tossed like a side of beef into her waiting SUV some years ago?

Good times, good times...

That helped change the course of history.

Imagine if no one had filmed that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 11:47 AM (aD4fx)

122 Newsom Admits Democrats Are “Pretty Aligned” With Socialists Ideas

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Ya think?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)

123 The guy's letter was kind of dumb. He said AI can by itself, revolutionize any field in a day because it's smarter than us. When has AI done that once?

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 11:47 AM (Nwnyj)

124
“A trial built on one man’s word.”

Funny, I thought 3 dead bodies and a confession had something to do with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 11:48 AM (UJfh6)

125 Wasn't it at a 9/11 Remembrance when Hillary stroked out and was tossed like a side of beef into her waiting SUV some years ago?

Good times, good times...
Posted by: Dr.No

10 yr anniversary of Grandma Death tripping over a parking bollard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:49 AM (cIy7m)

126 Jeez that guy is a dumbass.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:43 AM (2WIwB)

We never run out of stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 11:49 AM (Y/06r)

127 This money would go to Clancy or her parents? Why should anybody on trial for murder who is obviously guilty get the money? I thought at least some of the fundraising outfits have a rule against fundraising for people on trial?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 11:47 AM (mXZ+5)

They have a vagina carve out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (dK+Kv)

128 Got some BK and Subway coupons in the mail. That's the only thing that gets me in their restaurants.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

129 10 yr anniversary of Grandma Death tripping over a parking bollard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 11:49 AM (cIy7m)

The bollard always wins.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (Oy/m2)

130 $3 Million in the Clancy GoFundMe.
Sheesh!
I'm suddenly feeling hormonal.
Posted by: Diogenes

Oh yeah. None of that is for her. It's for "her parents". Air quotes. Wink wink nod nod.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (dRC6u)

131 That helped change the course of history.

This followed the month of August where Hillary "campaigned" by doing a campaign rally a week, with lots and lots of celebrities present, to minimize the amount of time Hillary actually had to be on stage.

Her only other "campaign" activity in August was doing fundraisers in the Hamptons, where she briefly basked in the adoring looks of her fans, before being taken back to her Hamptons' house.

She was clearly in bad physical shape.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 11:51 AM (aD4fx)

132 Et tu, Lara Croft?

“Lara Croft” Actress Alix Wilton Regan Slams Lindsay Clancy Trial as Sexist ‘Salem’ Witch Hunt
"Actress Alix Wilton Regan took to social media to issue an anti-man rant in which she referred to the Lindsay Clancy trial a sexist “Salem” witch hunt.

“A trial built on one man’s word. A mistrial delivered by another man’s ego. Salem never left Massachusetts,” read a message the actress shared to her Instagram Story."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

Calm down, hookers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:51 AM (dK+Kv)

133 "The jig is up."

"And gone!"

Posted by: Josephus at September 09, 2026 11:51 AM (bFu5X)

134 British lady cop says warlord Mohammed’s birthday celebration represents "compassion" and the "essence of community safety"

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And suicidal empathy. Don't forget the suicidal empathy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (ndZc7)

135 The Bollard was a Mossad plot.

Posted by: Time Machine Candace Owens at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (XE5AP)

136 Hacking is not the problem with big data. It's outright abuse by big tech and government. I don't care if a hacker has the info, they don't have power to DO anything with it, and most simple criminals aren't anywhere near as evil.

Have we forgotten what happened to the Tea Party already? Covid/election censorship? What about all the poor saps getting arrested in the other Anglosphere nations, and the EU?

Posted by: heya at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (TkJMd)

137 If The Hag had been running against anyone but Trump that never would have happened. Nice of God to let it happen on the Benghazi anniversary.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (Nwnyj)

138 "Salem never left Massachusetts,” read a message the actress shared to her Instagram Story."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:36 AM

Hope springs eternal....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (bFu5X)

139 $3 Million in the Clancy GoFundMe.
Sheesh!
I'm suddenly feeling hormonal.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (2WIwB)
_________

Imagine being such a sad sack of angry regret that you give your hard-earned money to a triple murderer.

But the more money these imbeciles donate to Clancy, the less they have to donate to Democrap campaigns.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)

140 So far this year 30M abortions, 90M births globally.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (igCg8)

141 130 $3 Million in the Clancy GoFundMe.
Sheesh!
I'm suddenly feeling hormonal.
Posted by: Diogenes

Oh yeah. None of that is for her. It's for "her parents". Air quotes. Wink wink nod nod.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (dRC6u)

Her lawyer didn't come out of retirement for nothing. There's a new trial, appeals, more appeals...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 11:53 AM (QaH55)

142 OT: ewetub is getting idiotic with the grammar of thumbnail titles.

"She couldn't see it, but she can heard it."

Pick a tense. Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 11:54 AM (Y/06r)

143 “A trial built on one man’s word.”

Funny, I thought 3 dead bodies and a confession had something to do with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

In 3,144 counties & 19,483 cities, whenever there is a homicide and they don't catch someone in the act, the police ALWAYS look at the spouse first.

Except in Duxbury, Massachusetts. There they obviously take the spouses word.

"I am not the droid you are looking for".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 11:54 AM (dRC6u)

144 $3 Million in the Clancy GoFundMe.
Sheesh!
I'm suddenly feeling hormonal.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (2WIwB)
_________

Imagine being such a sad sack of angry regret that you give your hard-earned money to a triple murderer.

But the more money these imbeciles donate to Clancy, the less they have to donate to Democrap campaigns.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)

lol

The racist family of the teen murderer in Texas got less than a million. Suck it, racists.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:54 AM (dK+Kv)

145 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (dK

I think some of them were allowing funding for the stabber in high school -Carmelo-and he had a penis. Maybe that also went to his parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 11:54 AM (SzveA)

146 Imagine being such a sad sack of angry regret that you give your hard-earned money to a triple murderer.

But the more money these imbeciles donate to Clancy, the less they have to donate to Democrap campaigns.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)

Social media has been such a mistake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)

147 Anthropic; Daniela Amodei and Dario Amodei, are two of the most trustworthy people, next to Sam Altman, in the AI business. They will make security and safety a number one issue.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:55 AM (AJWch)

148 There's another problem that has gone turbo-mode with LLMs and this vast data collection. A bad actor can get your name from one place, your email from another, your physical address from a third. That was enough to leverage for identity theft and phishing attacks. NOW we have AI doing aggregation FOR YOU. Even if you lock down Company #1 to only supplying names, the others have info keyed on names to look up. It hasn't hit yet but it will.

So please, for the love of Ghu, NEVER use your real birthdate for all those site signup things. Only if it is legally required like for banks. Don't make it easy for these people.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 09, 2026 11:56 AM (63pwK)

149 So far this year 30M abortions, 90M births globally.

Nigeria has more births than the United States and European Union combined.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 11:56 AM (aD4fx)

150 Flock us a good one. If I'm a talented hacker, I go for records collected in rich neighborhoods. I go for the telemetry data on the billionaire headed in to that trailer park jack shack. I go for the Congresscunt's husband when he's curb crawling for Canadian hammer hobos. Or the President's son at the high-dollar trap house.

And then I collect the blackmail in crypto and laugh my way to the Bahamian bank.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 11:56 AM (BI5O2)

151 Because human sacrifice is the next thing for the Left and now it's here in the form of child sacrifice by mothers which honestly I should have seen coming.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 11:56 AM (Nwnyj)

152 149 So far this year 30M abortions, 90M births globally.

Nigeria has more births than the United States and European Union combined.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 11:56 AM (aD4fx)

The Paolo has, how you say, GlobalEntry.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 09, 2026 11:57 AM (XE5AP)

153 "NEVER use your real birthdate for all those site signup things."

If you shop online, do not store your payment info in their oh-so-convenient 'wallet.'

Do not store your login passwords in your oh-so-convenient browser.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 11:58 AM (Jr5Lq)

154 Guess who is in charge of security for all your data? H1B and Chinese developers. Those are the only people who get jobs in IT these days.

So yeah. Good luck with that everyone.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 11:58 AM (Y08do)

155 Imagine being such a sad sack of angry regret that you give your hard-earned money to a triple murderer.

But the more money these imbeciles donate to Clancy, the less they have to donate to Democrap campaigns.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)

Social media has been such a mistake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)
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True, but at least it helps unmask the lunatics, the crazies, the imbeciles, and the satanic evils so us normals can stay the fuck away from them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

156 We were playing a game last night of what cartoon characters we are. The grandkids said I'm SpongeBob. I see myself more as Batman but whatever dude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)

157 Colin Kaepernick Says Mamdani Has Finally Given Him a Reason to Vote
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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I would hope his adoptive parents are mortified.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (amcLV)

158 > If your GM car gets OTA updates every little move you make is being uploaded and sold.
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It's not "just" GM.

All of them do it, if equipped. And some people are finding GPS transceivers in "base" model cars/suvs/trucks that are not equipped with a navigation system or satellite radio.

The manufacturers can use the telemetry, but so can your insurance company, the bank if there's a loan, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (2Cry5)

159 That should have quoted Fen 120 sorry

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (Nwnyj)

160 Nigeria has more births than the United States and European Union combined."

It worked!

/USAID

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)

161 NOW we have AI doing aggregation FOR YOU. Even if you lock down Company #1 to only supplying names, the others have info keyed on names to look up. It hasn't hit yet but it will.
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Now do all the apps you put your info.
Those legal agreements (tos) that give them everything and no liability.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:00 PM (AJWch)

162 Because human sacrifice is the next thing for the Left and now it's here in the form of child sacrifice by mothers which honestly I should have seen coming.
Posted by: ...

Tell me there isn't a two tiered justice system.
Clancy - 7 days and mistrial.
Battaglia - verified psychosis - 19 minutes and death row.
John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.

The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.

He was executed in Texas in 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:00 PM (dRC6u)

163 Canada hits back at US with 20 billion in tariffs.

Pay them off in loose pennies. No wheat backs though, I collect those.

Posted by: Case at September 09, 2026 12:00 PM (noln+)

164 "The manufacturers can use the telemetry, but so can your insurance company, the bank if there's a loan, etc."

I'd actually like to have a driving data logger in my car, if my insurance company would give me a discount for having it. But I asked them, and they won't.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

165 You could always try outlawing the sale and transfer of data without specific authorization separate from the Terms of Service.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:01 PM (vJrRc)

166 True, but at least it helps unmask the lunatics, the crazies, the imbeciles, and the satanic evils so us normals can stay the fuck away from them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

Ok.... this hinges on 'reveal vs influence.'

Sure it's good for the crazy and evil people to show us who they are, but how much are being directed into this shit by social media? How many of these people would settle down and get balanced without the constant input of social media?

I don't know. I'd say it's somewhere in the middle, but where the line is, I am not sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 12:01 PM (Y/06r)

167 Canada hits back at US with 20 billion in tariffs.
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On top of their already-exorbitant tariffs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2026 12:02 PM (amcLV)

168 Tell me there isn't a two tiered justice system.
Clancy - 7 days and mistrial.
Battaglia - verified psychosis - 19 minutes and death row.

In this example the two tiers are obvious.

Higher tier, actual Justice - Texas

Lower tier, no Justice - Massachusetts

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 12:02 PM (UJfh6)

169 It worked!

/USAID

The Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) has more total births each year than the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (aD4fx)

170 Canada hits back at US with 20 billion in tariffs."

In additon to the existing tariffs?

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (XuXeR)

171 Now it's a witch hunt to prosecute a person who admits to triple murder. God I hate leftards so much. They are the first to go witch hunting. Try telling them you didn't get "the vax"

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (Nwnyj)

172 We will be "scientifically managed".

That "human rights" mysticism is so yesterday.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (Fi81e)

173 I'm on the 2 Sutter and the a/c is on. It is 69 degrees outside.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (eKHnW)

174 Assume everything is SKYNET

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (ZxPkt)

175 The Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) has more total births each year than the United States."

Hey, we're 2 for 2!

/USAID

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (XuXeR)

176 OT, but I’m dying here:

The Aug. 25 incident unfolded while several guardsmen were taking a break from patrol inside a black van, according to court documents cited by ABC News on Tuesday.

Zion Mitchell and another Guard member began arguing over their hair when Mitchell allegedly told her, “I would slap the Jackson 5 out of you,” according to the affidavit.

The pair continued trading words until the woman told Mitchell to “shut the f**k up.” She then heard what she described as a “holster click,” followed by another guardsman in the van saying, “Put that up. You almost shot me in the hand.”

Not surprisingly, they don’t mention any details about those involved.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8xce5n
(Mediaite)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 12:04 PM (6ydKt)

177 "You could always try outlawing the sale and transfer of data without specific authorization separate from the Terms of Service."

Louis Rossman YT channel gives lots of examples where vendors change ToS unilaterally, whenever they want, and fucking judges find in their favor. It's all part of the Great Enshittification.

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:04 PM (Jr5Lq)

178 Child sacrifice has been a part of many cultures going back to primordial times.

In fact, child sacrifice -- and human sacrifice -- was probably the norm in most cultures until the rise of Judeo-Christianity.

The Brits were horrified at the sacrificial bloodlust in the Raj. And this wasn't 800 years ago in a primitive tribal society. This was in the 1800s in a relatively developed and "civilized" society.

Some people are regressing back to those ancient bloodlusts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

179 I'm on the 2 Sutter and the a/c is on. It is 69 degrees outside.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 12:03 PM (eKHnW)
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Hot for San Fran?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2026 12:04 PM (amcLV)

180 $3 Million in the Clancy GoFundMe.

That's how much they want. Not how much they've gotten.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:05 PM (vJrRc)

181 this isn't helping officers of the law.

@SpeakTruthAndRH Sep 8
Flock camera wrongly tells cops newly bought car has no insurance. Young girl is pulled over, shows proof of insurance -- cop writes the ticket anyway, stating flock camera says otherwise.
Link to WSB News
https://tinyurl.com/3d8a43j4

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2026 12:05 PM (diia5)

182 Oh, here's some good news for us of the Hebraic persuasion... no algebra involved, I promise.

The Swedish Doom Goblin is back in the West, and beating on her climate drum again, which means the Jew-bashing isn't turning enough profit for her and her cadre anymore. It's a positive leading indicator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 12:05 PM (BI5O2)

183 John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.

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The History Channel had a show on where they analyzed Hitler's DNA. They concluded he was autistic and bipolar with an undescended testicle, micropenis, and prone to schizophrenia. That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 12:06 PM (ndZc7)

184 167 Canada hits back at US with 20 billion in tariffs.
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On top of their already-exorbitant tariffs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
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What does Canada produce that we need?
What do we produce that Canada needs.

The major priority is removing Chinese influence from Canada.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:06 PM (AJWch)

185 That's how much they want. Not how much they've gotten.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

They've raised $1,224,862 raised of $3M.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:07 PM (dRC6u)

186 We cannot have hemispherical independence with China operating in Canada. Canada has become the most offensive nation next to Brazil in the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:08 PM (AJWch)

187 The Swedish Doom Goblin is back in the West, and beating on her climate drum again, which means the Jew-bashing isn't turning enough profit for her and her cadre anymore. It's a positive leading indicator.

And a negative one for her, given that the left has largely given up on the climate grift.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:08 PM (2ocoG)

188 > The major priority is removing Chinese influence from Canada.
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Probably not without a fight. A real one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 12:08 PM (2Cry5)

189 Young girl is pulled over, shows proof of insurance -- cop writes the ticket anyway, stating flock camera says otherwise.
Link to WSB News
https://tinyurl.com/3d8a43j4

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2026 12:05 PM (diia5)

Computer says you broke the law. Don't bother me with trifles like facts and documents.

Really think this is limited to Driving While Uninsured arguments? Now consider what the computer can tell you about child support or alimony.

Check stubs? So. Computer says you haven't paid, so you haven't paid.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 09, 2026 12:09 PM (PGK1w)

190 this isn't helping officers of the law.

@SpeakTruthAndRH Sep 8
Flock camera wrongly tells cops newly bought car has no insurance. Young girl is pulled over, shows proof of insurance -- cop writes the ticket anyway, stating flock camera says otherwise.
Link to WSB News
https://tinyurl.com/3d8a43j4
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And THAT'S how the thin blue line keeps getting thinner and thinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 12:09 PM (dRC6u)

191 Young girl is pulled over, shows proof of insurance -- cop writes the ticket anyway, stating flock camera says otherwise."

According to "mom"... meh.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 12:10 PM (XuXeR)

192 Tell me there isn't a two tiered justice system.

We knew this already. Tell me how many men have committed murders who haven't even been charged because they belong to some leftist pet group or are illegal aliens.

We complain about it all the time.

This one at least was charged and went to trial, and the prosecution will get a do-over on getting her convicted.

And you should be suspicious of why you're only hearing about it now, three years after the crime was committed, just before an election that the Left fears they will lose because not enough women are voting Dem.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:11 PM (vJrRc)

193 Thx Joe.
The DR of the Congo also has a life expectancy of 62 yrs. The babies being born probably will decrease that life expectancy given the crap government

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 12:11 PM (v6vok)

194 Matthew Schleier was found innocent by reason of insanity for strangling his five-year-old son in a bench trial, so it isn't always two tiered. All you need is an evil judge.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at September 09, 2026 12:12 PM (igCg8)

195 nood

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 12:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

196 The Brits were horrified at the sacrificial bloodlust in the Raj. And this wasn't 800 years ago in a primitive tribal society. This was in the 1800s in a relatively developed and "civilized" society.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 09, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
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Horror writer and journalist Colin Wilson investigated backwoods villages in the UK that he suspected to keeping "the old rights".
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In fact, child sacrifice -- and human sacrifice -- was probably the norm in most cultures until the rise of Judeo-Christianity.
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Which is why I think it's significant that coming out of a pagan culture, the Lord asked Abram to sacrifice Isaac. Thus, to make a show that human sacrifice was not going to be part of regular ritual.

We have to remember that Rachael's family, in Haran where, Terah, Abram's father settled, had family "gods" that Rachael stole.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2026 12:12 PM (Fi81e)

197 this isn't helping officers of the law.

@SpeakTruthAndRH Sep 8
Flock camera wrongly tells cops newly bought car has no insurance. Young girl is pulled over, shows proof of insurance -- cop writes the ticket anyway, stating flock camera says otherwise.
Link to WSB News
https://tinyurl.com/3d8a43j4
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And THAT'S how the thin blue line keeps getting thinner and thinner.
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Motorcycle cops are just *thieves*. They lie in wait, looking for the next stage coach to come along. When it arrives, they pull the coach over and by the time the motorcycle cop leaves the occupants of the coach are poorer. Back in the day, a posse would have been formed in response. But today, we give the thieves badges and pretend they're fighting crime rather than committing it.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 12:12 PM (TN0g+)

198 Canada sells us a lot of oil we need.
Along with lumber, agriculture, and some Bombardier planes.
Thise can all be replaced but we night not like the price.

I don’t know exactly what we sell them other than finished vehicles.

It will hit Canada a lot worse than us, but some business here, especially along the border, will feel it to a degree.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 12:13 PM (6ydKt)

199 nood,

psycho jury women.....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 09, 2026 12:13 PM (nXhwP)

200 And a negative one for her, given that the left has largely given up on the climate grift.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 12:08 PM (2ocoG)

It's funny.

The enviro-Left put on its kneepads for the tech-Left money men who buttered their bread for so long, and gave up their anti-electricity agenda, particularly their anti-nuclear agenda.

Soon enough, the AI bubble that fueled the tech-Left's bridling of their enviro-Left whores will burst. Their immediate need for nuclear power will recede, but the regulatory rollback will remain, and the nuclear energy will be enjoyed by us - the reviled hoi-polloi.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 12:14 PM (BI5O2)

201 They've raised $1,224,862 raised of $3M.
Posted by: rickb223

From less than 36,000 donations, some of them men, from all over the world, with no way of telling how many are from repeat donors.

You act like bleeding-heart fools with more money than sense are somehow unusual these days.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 12:17 PM (vJrRc)

202 Anthropic; Daniela Amodei and Dario Amodei, are two of the most trustworthy people, next to Sam Altman, in the AI business. They will make security and safety a number one issue.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 11:55 AM (AJWch)
======================
Don't you wish we has a special sarcasm font?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (hBgnV)

203 There are laws in many municipalities in which a property owner with a pool that is not properly fenced in is held liable if a child drowns in the pool.

Seems like the same argument applies to data aggregators. The data is an "attractive nuisance" to hackers but the harm is caused to the people whose data is hacked. Still, the data aggregator should have to prove they maintained an adequate fence around the data. Perhaps civil forfeiture could apply here too.

Posted by: George V at September 09, 2026 12:20 PM (g6ahB)

204 Got some BK and Subway coupons in the mail. That's the only thing that gets me in their restaurants.
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

Give them to panhandlers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:23 PM (1z8ji)

205 All of them do it, if equipped. And some people are finding GPS transceivers in "base" model cars/suvs/trucks that are not equipped with a navigation system or satellite radio.

The manufacturers can use the telemetry, but so can your insurance company, the bank if there's a loan, etc.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 11:59 AM (2Cry5)

What do you mean by "GPS transceiver"? The GPS satellites are not able to receive signals from the ground. I would assume any spy device placed in an auto would use the cell network to call home.

I see a market for "cell sniffers". Hand-held scanner/signal strength meter that can be used like a Geiger counters to zero in on a suspected rogue cellular comms device.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:32 PM (1z8ji)

206 When Flock inevitably gets hacked

According to definitions in use in cybersecurity (such as COMPTIA's Security+ and US government "Insider Threat" training, they already have. All of those cops and others stalking their exes? Yeah, that's "hacking." You need to send those people to jail rather than fire them. Start there. (And with stopping the aggregation and holding of the data.)

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 05:11 PM (kU0PQ)

207 >HIPAA

I've worked for both US and Canadian fintechs and healthtechs (the province of Alberta has the strictest medical data privacy laws in North America) and the penalties there do not affect their behaviour in the slightest. I've watched healthtechs keep copies of former customer databases "just in case", bribe auditors and worse. I've watched fintechs rehearse for their audits while being criminally sloppy with customer bank information the rest of the year.

All of these acts would have been existential threats to the business had they ever been detected, but nobody - including the auditors - cared.

So stricter data privacy laws won't do it. Severer penalties won't do it. Better enforcement and mild criminal penalties *might*.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 09, 2026 06:41 PM (LgYtf)

208 Liquor stores attached to general stores often insist on scanning drivers licenses to buy liquor. Target is one. They were famously hacked years ago. Hackers took over the credit card scanners and got everything.

It doesn't matter if they claim to only record a name and birthdate. Hackers will grab the picture of the entire card directly from the scanner and get your entire ID.

I don't buy from any scanner happy stores.

Posted by: FlimFlamed at September 09, 2026 07:59 PM (Eaklp)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Breakfast In Bed
Mary Cassatt

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments
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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:30 AM (dRC6u)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 It's blonde baby week on the art thread.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (6ydKt)

4 Love this one...Cassatt is one of my favorites

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (+gK6I)

5 pussbachen.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

7 Awww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

8 I'll be back after 100. I'm not in a good enough place right now to not make some pretty ugly comments.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (dRC6u)

9 She doesn't have a Clancy look, does she?

Sorry, but some of the posts in the last thread have me a little mentally fubar this Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

10 Ok, CBD definitely has a theme this week. Good on him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

11 Rosy cheeks

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 09, 2026 09:33 AM (Z1/EE)

12 kid has blubbery muffin? bedcrumbs.
i like to think the cup is milk or carnival glass.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

13 Rosy cheeks.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

14 The kid's had her breakfast, now it's time for mommy to have her tea and (I'm guessing) toast.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 09:34 AM (aJQbY)

15 On the PA Rail Road mainline - (now Septa Thorndale line) - there is a station called 'Cassatt Crossing' where a young Mary Cassatt would embark on the train each day to travel to Philadelphia. Her brother was president of the PARR.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 09, 2026 09:34 AM (cJ8nD)

16 Beautiful!
Never seen this one before.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

17 Mom's giving the baby side eye. I see no diaper so I'm guessing mom is lying in fresh something.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

18 Her hands are in the wrong place.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 09, 2026 09:35 AM (iI1yb)

19 She doesn't have a Clancy look, does she?

Sorry, but some of the posts in the last thread have me a little mentally fubar this Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

Mommy haz a sad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 09:35 AM (dK+Kv)

20 I like it!
This is really sweet!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

21 8 don't have to be nice, just about the art...

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

22 Beautiful!
Never seen this one before.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)
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Same here.

Also, very refreshing given the recent Clancy horrors.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 09:36 AM (o2Pnv)

23 "My girl better not be looking at my coffee."

Posted by: 88C+u at September 09, 2026 09:38 AM (88C+u)

24 Beautiful, reminds what motherhood should be.
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 09:38 AM (v6vok)

25 Trump put a big tariff on Poutine, now Mummy's toast is kinda boring.

Posted by: Trade War Between The Sheets at September 09, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

26 8 so, 71 yrs then?

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

27 Awww...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 09:39 AM (bFu5X)

28 Mary Cassatt is a favorite of mine. I love this one. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

29
That's a nostalgic scene.

Looks like early morning with the lovely and motherly Mrs naturalfake having just finished nursing one of the kiddos, and slowly waking up enough to start her day.

Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)

30 A nice pallet cleanser after the ranting over the last 45 minutes. Cant go wrong with this one, CBD.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 09:41 AM (3Ope8)

31 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Thoughts of a Clancy Cult member at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (TbWk/)

32 Golden curled toddler says, "All your biscuits are mine!"

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (j6nUo)

33 Normally I'd prefer maybe a waffle smothered in butter and syrup with a side order of bacon and some OJ.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)

34 Do it! You know you want to...and it's okay.

Posted by: Clancy nurse jurors at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (J4Dwc)

35 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

36 33 Normally I'd prefer maybe a waffle smothered in butter and syrup with a side order of bacon and some OJ.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)

It's the baby getting breakfast in bed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:43 AM (Y/06r)

37 33 Normally I'd prefer maybe a waffle smothered in butter and syrup with a side order of bacon and some OJ.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)

Old joke:
Q: Why do astronauts drink Tang in stead of OJ?

A:OJ will kill ya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

38 Cute how mum and child share the same noses.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 09, 2026 09:43 AM (w9Wax)

39 The Five Little Piggies - a limerick

The little girl Abigail Frome
Had piggy toes and sure loved to show 'em
At the market for roast beef. Woohoo!
Have a soft drink or...hey, maybe two
Then wee wee wee, all the way home

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

40 Normally I'd prefer maybe a waffle smothered in butter and syrup with a side order of bacon and some OJ.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)
******
If you look closely, you'll see she's having French toast smothered with maple syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

41 She's from Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

Yes but she did move to Paris because opportunities for Female artists were better there...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:44 AM (+gK6I)

42 38 Cute how mum and child share the same noses.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 09, 2026 09:43 AM (w9Wax)

Weird how that works. Guess Dad wasn't banging the milkwoman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

43 Nice break from the depravity.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 09:45 AM (cIy7m)

44 38 Cute how mum and child share the same noses.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 09, 2026 09:43 AM (w9Wax)

As long as it isn't a "Mother of six...Father of one" situation...
https://youtu.be/FMa7Sdzcf7o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 09:45 AM (l3cgK)

45 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Definite theme here. Can Momma Cass be next?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 09:46 AM (2WIwB)

46 Such a lovely, intimate moment as mother and child start the day.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 09:47 AM (rOKnE)

47 No, I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

48 Such a lovely, intimate moment as mother and child start the day.
Posted by: Lizzy

It is isn't it. Reminds me of many such mornings when my son was a little boy.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)

49 Those dishes are empty and clean. There hasn't been any food on them.

There's no breakfast.

Or is there?

Look out, kid. She might have been watching her TikToks and gotten The Hunger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 09:50 AM (BI5O2)

50 Cute

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 09:50 AM (UkRF7)

51 It's sad that the murdering mother has so polluted society and our discourse that a beautiful painting like this evokes mentions of her name. Maybe a moratorium would be appropriate.

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

52 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:52 AM (Y/06r)

53 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)

54 The hands are very good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:55 AM (Y/06r)

55 No lamb, no art.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 09:55 AM (D0X9e)

56 Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

Correct.

I'll cut it out. This horrible story can't be out of the news fast enough. It probably is occupying too much of my attention.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

57 55 No lamb, no art.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 09:55 AM (D0X9e)

Maybe the remains of the lamb are on the plate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:56 AM (Y/06r)

58 I wish it would just die so I can live my best life.

Posted by: Thoughts of a Clancy Cult member at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (TbWk/)

There are 2 things I believe are the biggest sins, above all others, and are the most selfish of them all.

1. Suicide
1a. Abortion

They've just changed the game to include babies. Because they're selfish twats that think their lives are infinitely more important than everything else.

I hate what the left has done to the world. Hate is a strong word. It is warranted in this case.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

59 Very sweet. Thank you, CBD

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 09, 2026 09:56 AM (FGA9/)

60 51 It's sad that the murdering mother has so polluted society and our discourse that a beautiful painting like this evokes mentions of her name. Maybe a moratorium would be appropriate.

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

I think CBD is trying to make a very subtle point this week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 09:57 AM (6ydKt)

61 It's not Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 09:57 AM (cIy7m)

62 It's sad that the murdering mother has so polluted society and our discourse that a beautiful painting like this evokes mentions of her name. Maybe a moratorium would be appropriate.
Posted by: muldoon

I agree. The painting is much too beautiful to be associated with a mention of that horrible woman.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)

63 Lovely scene and painting. One of her more realistic works with almost no Impressionistic aspects. Everything is bright and light: the clothes and bed linen and cup. That makes the very natural skin tones really stand out, framed against the white items. This is one of the most realistic works by Cassatt I've seen.

What makes the painting so effective are the poses and facial expressions. The child is focused entirely on the breakfast. The mother, even though still waking up, is entirely focused on the child, holding the kid secure and watching the reactions of innocence. It is a very intimate, positive image.

Posted by: JTB at September 09, 2026 09:58 AM (yTvNw)

64 When building rapport with toddler-aged patients I would use an abbreviated version of The "Little Piggies" as a nonthreatening way to be able to examine them.

I'd lightly ouch each toe in turn and say, "Pig, pig, pig, pig, Weeeeeeee!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

65 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

66 That is a very cute painting. The innocence of youth

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 09, 2026 10:01 AM (gkBVP)

67 I'd lightly ouch each toe in turn and say, "Pig, pig, pig, pig, Weeeeeeee!"
Posted by: muldoon

Ahhhh. That's so sweet. Your patients must have loved you.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 10:02 AM (lJ0H4)

68 The days are long but the years are short

love this

And so thankful our grands live close by so that we can still experience sweet moments similar to this.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 09, 2026 10:02 AM (S2+6x)

69 It is a very intimate, positive image.
Posted by: JTB

**********

What JTB said! Absolutely!

(Read the whole thing!)

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 10:02 AM (qgHp7)

70 I'd lightly ouch each toe in turn

*******

Some typos are funnier than others...

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)

71 Where's the breakfast? All I see is a big ol' mug.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

72 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

73 I'd lightly ouch each toe in turn and say, "Pig, pig, pig, pig, Weeeeeeee!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

But that risks having a toddler laughing hysterically, which may be the best sound in the universe (but probably mucks up an examination!).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (k5CNB)

74 Where's the breakfast? All I see is a big ol' mug.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

Feeders are still sheathed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

75
But that risks having a toddler laughing hysterically, which may be the best sound in the universe (but probably mucks up an examination!).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (k5CNB)

I still regret not having our baby's laugh recorded to be used as some kind of ringtone or text alert........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

76 Thanks, CBD

Posted by: Buck at September 09, 2026 10:06 AM (z6ONu)

77 The innocence of youth

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 09, 2026 10:01 AM (gkBVP)

And the perfection of motherhood.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:07 AM (k5CNB)

78 I'd lightly ouch each toe in turn and say,
Pig
pig
pig
pig
Weeeeeeee!"
Posted by: muldoon

And the kid would say, "That's the worst limerick I've ever heard!"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 09, 2026 10:08 AM (w9Wax)

79 Feeders are still sheathed.
Posted by: Sponge
________

Kid seems a bit large for breast feeding.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 10:09 AM (XvL8K)

80 the linens are imbued with blue- this reminds me of maw adding bluing to the whites, she still does. always said it tricked your eyes into making them look whiter?
don't get me started on the downy ball...

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 10:09 AM (Bep7s)

81 The only time I can remember sitting with my mom like that was to get her out of bed so we could go somewhere. And if that wasn't the reason, then it was to tell her we were up and going somewhere by ourselves. We were very active kids.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 10:09 AM (g8Ew8)

82 77 "perfection."
while not providing a road map, i did get, "as long as they know you care" from momz.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

83 One of the many benefits of the daily art thread is I usually explore the artist's other works. In this case it led to Cassatt's still life painting "Lilacs in a Window". You can smell the scent of the blossoms. Another is seeing her wonderful pastel paintings, some of the best I've ever seen: realistic and subtle. Her ability to blend the pastels to achieve a natural result is excellent.

Posted by: JTB at September 09, 2026 10:12 AM (yTvNw)

84 I'm a bit large for breastfeeding but I might give it a shot

Posted by: Buck at September 09, 2026 10:14 AM (z6ONu)

85 She wants kippers for breakfast.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 09, 2026 10:14 AM (sV9n4)

86 One of the many benefits of the daily art thread is I usually explore the artist's other works. In this case it led to Cassatt's still life painting "Lilacs in a Window". You can smell the scent of the blossoms. Another is seeing her wonderful pastel paintings, some of the best I've ever seen: realistic and subtle. Her ability to blend the pastels to achieve a natural result is excellent.
Posted by: JTB

I've got two framed Cassatt prints hanging in my bedroom. I love her work.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2026 10:14 AM (lJ0H4)

87 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 10:14 AM (J4Dwc)

88 I’ve got it!
The theme with all these mothers and babies is:
They are all post ‘Labor Day’!

CBD, you are a sneaky bastage. Especially doing this after the recent miscarriage of justice in Massachusetts.

What do I win?

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2026 10:16 AM (Edxq2)

89 I sometimes work late and cook dinner late, so on those nights I bring the dinner to my wife & youngest in the bedroom (the older girl serves herself, and I just eat while I cook to save time).

We watch a Walker, Texas Ranger, or an episode of Hunter while they munch it down before bed. Meals in bed are a nice domestic moment, and I love these sentimental kind of paintings... would hang.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 10:17 AM (BI5O2)

90 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.
Posted by: one hour sober
________

Jerry Stiller arms.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 10:17 AM (XvL8K)

91 Baby looks older than mom.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2026 10:17 AM (2ap+5)

92 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.
Posted by: one hour sober

************

Come for the fine art.
Stay for the humerus comments!

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 10:18 AM (qgHp7)

93 Mom is wishing baby would stop cracking ass and go to sleep.

On a happy note, Moose Dung died 50 years ago today. Good riddance.

Posted by: Stinker at September 09, 2026 10:18 AM (P4iUb)

94 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.
Posted by: one hour sober
________

Jerry Stiller arms.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Queen Kong arms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

95 What do I win?

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2026 10:16 AM (Edxq2)

"Labor Day!"

Very clever, but it's even simpler than that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:19 AM (k5CNB)

96 The baby has strong legs and arms. Once it loses the baby fat, it'll be an athletic child.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

97 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.

one hour sober,

I think that's an illusion caused by the way the sheets, pillows, and gown all blend visually in her shoulder regions. Can't quite be sure.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 10:19 AM (aJQbY)

98 Come for the fine art.
Stay for the humerus comments!
Posted by: muldoon

Ulnat put up with anatomy puns!

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

99
I'd lightly ouch each toe in turn and say, "Pig, pig, pig, pig, Weeeeeeee!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

I did that with my patients' teeth.

...

They didn't seem to appreciate it very much.

Especially those with loose teeth.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (iJfKG)

100 Never knew what this picture was, but a torn copy of it is on my kitchen cabinet door, given to my wife Mothers Day 2010. We had been having a rough spot after my losing my job of nearly thirty years, and her being a bit worried about our future. Approaching our empty nest days. Had just gotten back from a three week driving get away, and things were really looking up, and I had just found new employment.
A month and a half later she woke up dead.
The picture is still on the cabinet, I see it every day. It still makes me smile, the kid looks like our first, and the woman is reminiscent of my wife.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

101 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 10:14 AM (J4Dwc)

They're long from having to reach out and grab the little bastards before the wander off to who knows where.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (g8Ew8)

102 Fairly realistic and skillful painting.

Not going to set my world on fire with it though. It's ok but just that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

103 If I had to pick a nit, I'd say the mother's right arm, from shoulder to elbow, must be freakishly long.
Posted by: one hour sober

**********

If you had to pick a nit a freakishly long upper arm might come in handy!

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 10:21 AM (qgHp7)

104 So many shades of white.

(I mean that as an artistic technical hurdle, not a race-baiting hand grenade.)

Posted by: red speck at September 09, 2026 10:21 AM (Ve/HL)

105 The picture is still on the cabinet, I see it every day. It still makes me smile, the kid looks like our first, and the woman is reminiscent of my wife.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:21 AM (dK+Kv)

106 “No goats, so not art” - Muslim art critic

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 10:21 AM (2ocoG)

107 How's that for a #100 post.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 09, 2026 10:22 AM (sl73Y)

108 Kid seems a bit large for breast feeding.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 10:09 AM (XvL8K)

There are women out there that breastfeed their kids for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

109 What do I win?

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2026 10:16 AM (Edxq2)

"Labor Day!"

Very clever, but it's even simpler than that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:19 AM (k5CNB)

Okay, ‘innocence’, dammit!

Where’s my prize?

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2026 10:23 AM (Edxq2)

110 On a happy note, Moose Dung died 50 years ago today. Good riddance.
Posted by: Stinker

Mao killed more people than Hitler or Stalin.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

111 I did that with my patients' teeth.

Posted by: naturalfake

*********

Snort!

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 10:24 AM (qgHp7)

112 Not an exercise band in sight; not art

Posted by: Clancy juror at September 09, 2026 10:24 AM (J4Dwc)

113 There are women out there that breastfeed their kids for years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

Adam Sandler did a documentary about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)

114 Stinker

Mao killed more people than Hitler or Stalin.
Posted by: Bulg

Combined then x2. Or maybe more. We'll never know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:26 AM (cIy7m)

115 Posted by: From about That Time at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

**********

Bittersweet. I like that you find happy memories from the picture.

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 10:26 AM (qgHp7)

116 Mao killed more people than Hitler or Stalin.
Posted by: Bulg
_______

That's debatable. I've seen the top end Stalin "statistic" at 60 million.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 10:27 AM (XvL8K)

117 On a happy note, Moose Dung died 50 years ago today. Good riddance.
Posted by: Stinker

Mao killed more people than Hitler or Stalin.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

Pikers.

Posted by: Pro-Aborts at September 09, 2026 10:27 AM (dK+Kv)

118 There are women out there that breastfeed their kids for years.
Posted by: Sponge

Our son weaned himself. Just decided one day that Mom's stuff just wasn't cutting it anymore. Disengaged from the teat and never went back.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

119 But that risks having a toddler laughing hysterically, which may be the best sound in the universe (but probably mucks up an examination!).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:04 AM (k5CNB)

Grandson just turned one, the unrestrained laughter age. I could listen to it forever.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 09, 2026 10:28 AM (sl73Y)

120 Sweet, especially considering………

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 10:28 AM (7RAhE)

121 Baby wants another hit of that coffee!

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2026 10:28 AM (Pu/zx)

122 A month and a half later she woke up dead.
The picture is still on the cabinet, I see it every day. It still makes me smile, the kid looks like our first, and the woman is reminiscent of my wife.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 09, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

Woah........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

123
Off-topic:

We watched the 5th Season of "Fauda' on Netflix.

For those, unfamiliar with the series, it deals with an Israeli anti-terrorist squad.

This season deals with Oct 7th and it's aftermath as well as trying to prevent a new "Oct 7th'.

It's very well done. Very well written and acted. Directed crisply.

I highly recommend watching it.

The lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake was so caught up in it that we had to stream the whole series in one night.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)

124 I've seen between 20-60m for Stalin. 60-80m for Mao.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:29 AM (cIy7m)

125 Didja see this? Fundamentals, people. FUN DA MENT ALS!

₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ
@WarPath2pt0
A former Ohio attorney tried to shoot his ex-wife but forgot to take the safety off...

On another note--that waiter deserves a raise

https://tinyurl.com/mr34dbxw

TRIGGER ALERT: SCREECHING!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

126 100 keep them close. been there.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 10:30 AM (Bep7s)

127 110 i just drove past the moose lodge on lehigh.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)

128 What the Clancy jurors had to put up with.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial rip the lone male holdout juror who refused to side with them.
"He would not interact with us... He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."

-
What kind of a nut is he?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

129 Didja see this? Fundamentals, people. FUN DA MENT ALS!

₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ
@WarPath2pt0
A former Ohio attorney tried to shoot his ex-wife but forgot to take the safety off...

On another note--that waiter deserves a raise

https://tinyurl.com/mr34dbxw

TRIGGER ALERT: SCREECHING!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

Dude's wishing he had some Glock Perfection.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (dK+Kv)

130
On another note--that waiter deserves a raise

https://tinyurl.com/mr34dbxw

TRIGGER ALERT: SCREECHING!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

I seem to have a similar response to others. WTF is she pointing at?

And the screeching......WHY?!!? How is that helping.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

131 i just drove past the moose lodge on lehigh.
Posted by: cmeat

Was Mr Cunningham wearing his funny hat?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (cIy7m)

132 People are amused and heartwarmed by maniacal baby/child/ yute laughter. When I do it on line in the supermarket or DMV, people step away or shake their heads.

Posted by: Not Wrapped Too Tight at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (Fn+3X)

133 I seem to have a similar response to others. WTF is she pointing at?

And the screeching......WHY?!!? How is that helping.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

We might have stumbled upon a motive.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (dK+Kv)

134 Dude's wishing he had some Glock Perfection.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (dK+Kv)

I'm just not a Glock fan. Found the weapon to be very uncomfortable in my hand and the trigger wasn't all that good a pull, either.

If I have to spend all that money modifying a gun that's already that expensive, I'll pass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

135 116 Mao killed more people than Hitler or Stalin.
Posted by: Bulg
_______

That's debatable. I've seen the top end Stalin "statistic" at 60 million.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 10:27 AM (XvL8K)

The problem with most of this stat reckoning to my mind is a couple things:

How do you define 'killed'? Shot in the head? Beaten to death with clubs? Gassed? When you start getting into starved, displaced into internal exile and left to fend for themselves, etc it starts to get a lot muddier.

Germans being germans, most were direct killing. And meticulously chronicled.

Now the Soviets and the Chinese did all of that, but they also had a LOT of people who were either starved to death through collectivization or exposure to the elements. That one island where Stalin dropped off thousands of prisoners with no structures or shelter and just gave them building materials. They did not exactly kill them, but they killed them.

That is what is so funny about the CHAZ. Them trying to farm? THAT was collectivization in the soviet union, except on a grand scale and they could not dip out of the area to get some food from a 7-11. Holodomor as both planned and unplanned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (Y/06r)

136
We might have stumbled upon a motive.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (dK+Kv)

I wasn't going to go that direction, but......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

137 I would've had more respect for her had she got up and started kicking him in the nuts repeatedly instead of just pointing at them for 3 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

138 A former Ohio attorney tried to shoot his ex-wife but forgot to take the safety off...

Epic fail times two:

Kicked out of the Bar.
Slammed to the floor of the bar.

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2026 10:36 AM (jkyX4)

139 Very nice painting. Don't think I had seen it either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 10:36 AM (SzveA)

140 If I have to spend all that money modifying a gun that's already that expensive, I'll pass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

I am a fan, in a way that a well-designed tool can be appreciated, admired, even though it might not achieve the pinnacle of art in design and aesthetics.

A decent trigger can be had for a song.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:37 AM (dK+Kv)

141
I seem to have a similar response to others. WTF is she pointing at?

And the screeching......WHY?!!? How is that helping.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

Body snatchers, man.

He must not be of the body.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 10:37 AM (iJfKG)

142 Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (Y/06r)

I would say that indirect killings count in the total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

143 I wasn't going to go that direction, but......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

Aesthetic injury is actionable, so says SCOTUS.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:38 AM (dK+Kv)

144 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial rip the lone male holdout juror who refused to side with them.

If the Clancy woman had strangled to death three cats, those female jurors would've voted guilty the moment the jury room door closed for initial deliberation.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 10:39 AM (J4Dwc)

145 Why you should subscribe to MS NOW.

Variety
@Variety
MS NOW's New 'Membership' Service Lets Users Talk to Rachel Maddow, 'Morning Joe'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

146
Aesthetic injury is actionable, so says SCOTUS.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:38 AM (dK+Kv)

Her hormones made her so unbearable, he had no choice but to end her existence. For humanity......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

147 OT: it is hilarious when you wash a new towel how the dryer lint trap in the dryer turns into a quilt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 10:40 AM (Y/06r)

148 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial rip the lone male holdout juror who refused to side with them.

If the Clancy woman had strangled to death three cats, those female jurors would've voted guilty the moment the jury room door closed for initial deliberation.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 10:39 AM (J4Dwc)

I don't think I have seen this asked before, but how many of those psychotic jurors are childless? Manless?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:40 AM (dK+Kv)

149 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial rip the lone male holdout juror who refused to side with them.

If the Clancy woman had strangled to death three cats, those female jurors would've voted guilty the moment the jury room door closed for initial deliberation.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2026 10:39 AM (J4Dwc)

Exactly.

I've had the same thought.

But, to be fair, Mr Yummykins Einstein never stops them from going to Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 10:41 AM (iJfKG)

150 It is my belief that now, after the women showing their inner psycho, should undergo monthly bloodwork from the moment of pregnancy through the child's teenage years.

I don't believe Clancy was post-partum. I believe she had been on such a cocktail of pharmaceuticals over a period of years, she became such a zombie, she felt nothing as she murdered each of her 3 children, one by one, via suffocation with an exercise band.

And all the bitches on TikTok supporting her are on similar meds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:42 AM (ccf/V)

151 I don't think I have seen this asked before, but how many of those psychotic jurors are childless? Manless?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Hopefully, all of them. And, hopefully, they remain that way.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

152
I seem to have a similar response to others. WTF is she pointing at?

And the screeching......WHY?!!? How is that helping.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

Proof that ear plugs were NOT invented for loud music, or power tools, or shooting guns.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 10:43 AM (S41Gd)

153 OT: it is hilarious when you wash a new towel how the dryer lint trap in the dryer turns into a quilt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 10:40 AM (Y/06r)

You could knit a hand towel from the remnants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

154 I don't think I have seen this asked before, but how many of those psychotic jurors are childless? Manless?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Hopefully, all of them. And, hopefully, they remain that way.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

Of course, but just wondering in a cause-effect or correlation sense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:44 AM (dK+Kv)

155 We watched the 5th Season of "Fauda' on Netflix.

For those, unfamiliar with the series, it deals with an Israeli anti-terrorist squad.

This season deals with Oct 7th and it's aftermath as well as trying to prevent a new "Oct 7th'.

It's very well done. Very well written and acted. Directed crisply.

I highly recommend watching it.

The lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake was so caught up in it that we had to stream the whole series in one night.

Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)

It is good. It's an excellent overview on the complexity of living in Israel.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew8)

156 Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (Y/06r)

As a % of the total population, Pol Pot is the champ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM (k5CNB)

157
Proof that ear plugs were NOT invented for loud music, or power tools, or shooting guns.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 10:43 AM (S41Gd)

In reading some history books, seeing documentaries and watching movies based in history, I just don't recall the women running around screaming at the top of their lungs at the moment of turmoil..........They usually grabbed up the kids and hightailed it the f*ck out of there with narry a peep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM (ccf/V)

158 It is good. It's an excellent overview on the complexity of living in Israel.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM

The new theory is that Israel was warned about October 7th days prior to the attack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

159 Ah.

series = season

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 10:47 AM (iJfKG)

160 151 I don't think I have seen this asked before, but how many of those psychotic jurors are childless? Manless?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Hopefully, all of them. And, hopefully, they remain that way.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

AMEN!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 10:47 AM (g8Ew8)

161 Private schools aren't the answer.

BREAKING: Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught on video brutally R*ping a male classmate on a field trip and pinning him down, using a flute + objects, punching him, and threatening to cut off his penis.

Class president & golf champ Vaughn Griffith (15)

https://tinyurl.com/2ex3exku

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

162 MS NOW's New 'Membership' Service Lets Users Talk to Rachel Maddow, 'Morning Joe'
-------

Lets or forces

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 10:47 AM (Nwnyj)

163 how many of those psychotic jurors are childless?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

We may have to wait a little bit to see

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 10:48 AM (Nwnyj)

164 In reading some history books, seeing documentaries and watching movies based in history, I just don't recall the women running around screaming at the top of their lungs at the moment of turmoil..........They usually grabbed up the kids and hightailed it the f*ck out of there with narry a peep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM (ccf/V)

Like you said, history.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 10:49 AM (S41Gd)

165 Private schools aren't the answer.

BREAKING: Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught on video brutally R*ping a male classmate on a field trip and pinning him down, using a flute + objects, punching him, and threatening to cut off his penis.

Class president & golf champ Vaughn Griffith (15)

https://tinyurl.com/2ex3exku
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

"Rich Kids."

I think I see something........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:49 AM (ccf/V)

166 As a % of the total population, Pol Pot is the champ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM (k5CNB)

For pure street brutality they're a tough act to follow. I've been saying since around 2008 that's what they're breeding here. And I'm looking more correct by the minute.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 10:50 AM (Nwnyj)

167 Those children will ALL use the 'Affluenza Defense.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

168 She can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

Posted by: Some country music song at September 09, 2026 10:51 AM (NaRWQ)

169 Geezer Golf update. Had laid off for two weeks due to a sore shoulder. A rough start but won two skins and got a second eagle of the year. The skins covered my bar bill.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

170 Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 10:50 AM (Nwnyj)

How is Brit Lass?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

171 How is a 15 year old in 8th grade?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 10:52 AM (Y08do)

172 Geezer Golf update. Had laid off for two weeks due to a sore shoulder. A rough start but won two skins and got a second eagle of the year. The skins covered my bar bill.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

It is my belief, were we to play, you would whoop my ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:54 AM (ccf/V)

173 Lindsey Clancy contemplating going for the rear naked choke.

Posted by: You all thought it at September 09, 2026 10:54 AM (dIAe5)

174 The new theory is that Israel was warned about October 7th days prior to the attack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

It’s not new, right at the time Egypt said that their intelligence service informed both Israel and the US that their contacts had heard that something was up, that some kind of attack was planned. BUT it wasn’t very specific, other than being some kind of attack, and both the Israelis and the US pretty much blew it off as same old thing as ever.

I think the greater fault was why the IDF took almost 12 hours to respond. There’s never been any big public examination of how that happened, and I suspect it’s because everyone on all sides in Israel made so many mistakes that they all agreed to just let it lay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 10:54 AM (UJfh6)

175 153 OT: it is hilarious when you wash a new towel how the dryer lint trap in the dryer turns into a quilt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 10:40 AM (Y/06r)

You could knit a hand towel from the remnants.

mathematician friend of mine claimed that dryer lint is the average color of your clothes.

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2026 10:55 AM (v3pYe)

176 How is a 15 year old in 8th grade?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 10:52 AM (Y08do)

Kids aren't being taught. They're being indoctrinated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:55 AM (ccf/V)

177 People are amused and heartwarmed by maniacal baby/child/ yute laughter. When I do it on line in the supermarket or DMV, people step away or shake their heads.
Posted by: Not Wrapped Too Tight at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM

A small child's laughter is a delightful sound. Unless it's 2:00 A.M. and you live alone...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 10:55 AM (bFu5X)

178 I'm just not a Glock fan. Found the weapon to be very uncomfortable in my hand and the trigger wasn't all that good a pull, either.

Carried a S&W 40 cal for a number of years on the job. The joke was, if you ran out of bullets, you could bludgeon someone to death with it. It was a brick. When we finally switched to Glocks, my shooting improved greatly. YMMV, or course.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 10:55 AM (QaH55)

179 How is a 15 year old in 8th grade?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 10:52 AM (Y08do)

They just want to make sure the dumbass can sign his name.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 10:55 AM (g8Ew8)

180 171 How is a 15 year old in 8th grade?

practice, practice, practice

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2026 10:56 AM (v3pYe)

181 I feel something wet.

Posted by: Mom at September 09, 2026 10:56 AM (MWfyi)

182 At BBC: "Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe"

Food Pipe Plumbers to the rescue!

Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 10:56 AM (Jr5Lq)

183 The new theory is that Israel was warned about October 7th days prior to the attack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)
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Take the claim with a meteor size lump of salt. It may be decades before we know what was and wasn't known and who's to blame more than whom.

A purge is needed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM (D0X9e)

184 I don't think I have seen this asked before, but how many of those psychotic jurors are childless? Manless?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:40 AM (dK+Kv)

Not to judge a book by it's cover, but looking at the three jurors who have given interviews......
(X) Childless
(X) Man-less
(X) Tinder Swipe Left

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM (N39Ws)

185
Carried a S&W 40 cal for a number of years on the job. The joke was, if you ran out of bullets, you could bludgeon someone to death with it. It was a brick. When we finally switched to Glocks, my shooting improved greatly. YMMV, or course.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 10:55 AM (QaH55)

I will admit, I've only shot the Glock a couple of times, but the off-putting feeling both times made me stop giving it chances. I've not shot one in a long time and newer models may've corrected the issues I had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM (ccf/V)

186 181 I feel something wet.

I'm, how you say, listening

Posted by: The Paolo at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM (J4Dwc)

187 My bundle of joy would never ram a flute up someone's boyhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 10:58 AM (cIy7m)

188 As a % of the total population, Pol Pot is the champ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:45 AM (k5CNB)

For pure street brutality they're a tough act to follow. I've been saying since around 2008 that's what they're breeding here. And I'm looking more correct by the minute.
Posted by: ...
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I wonder how Genghis Khan would stack up if we had accurate numbers. I've seen estimates that he killed up to 40 million on a much smaller population.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 10:58 AM (XvL8K)

189 I wonder how Genghis Khan would stack up if we had accurate numbers. I've seen estimates that he killed up to 40 million on a much smaller population.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Tamerlane, as well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

190 And now, from the Britain formerly known as Great . . .

GB News
@GBNEWS
Face coverings to be banned in major British city within days - but burkas will be exempt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (ndZc7)

191 Dryer lint traps catch most, though not all. Over time it builds up in the ductwork. Real fire hazard, it is not adviseable to dry laundry and then drive away from home to go shopping, say, generally speaking.

Take the ductwork apart and clean it out. Our vintage Kenmore or whatever it was, from 1977 was still going strong a couple years ago when I sold it. I did open up the plenum and intake and such and clean that out at one point. It had a nice exhaust note after that. Job well done!

No digital crap, no wi-fi, no LCDs to hork. It had a mechanical bell, to let you know when stuff was just dry enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (IeSZF)

192
Take the claim with a meteor size lump of salt. It may be decades before we know what was and wasn't known and who's to blame more than whom.

A purge is needed.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM (D0X9e)

I'm leaning toward this claim being re-ignited is an effort of the media and leftists (but I repeat myself) attempting to point fingers at Netanyahu as "allowing it to happen to declare war on 'palestinians.'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

193 I will admit, I've only shot the Glock a couple of times, but the off-putting feeling both times made me stop giving it chances. I've not shot one in a long time and newer models may've corrected the issues I had.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM

I'm with you, Sponge. Polymer framed pistols always feel a little top/muzzle heavy in my hand. My 1911 just feels more balanced.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (bFu5X)

194 I will admit, I've only shot the Glock a couple of times, but the off-putting feeling both times made me stop giving it chances. I've not shot one in a long time and newer models may've corrected the issues I had.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:57 AM (ccf/V)
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If you've spent any amount of time shooting other handguns, the grip angle on a Glock will be a big adjustment.

I have a Glock 17, it's fine for a full-size handgun, but my carry is a P365XL and I much prefer the feel of that one.

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (oqH4h)

195 I'm leaning toward this claim being re-ignited is an effort of the media and leftists (but I repeat myself) attempting to point fingers at Netanyahu as "allowing it to happen to declare war on 'palestinians.'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)
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Oh that's for sure!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 11:00 AM (D0X9e)

196 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

197 I think the greater fault was why the IDF took almost 12 hours to respond. There’s never been any big public examination of how that happened, and I suspect it’s because everyone on all sides in Israel made so many mistakes that they all agreed to just let it lay.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 10:54 AM (UJfh6)

The response was held up by all the political ramifications being considered. Israel finally said, fuck it,we're going to kill as many of those fuckers as we can in the shortest amount of time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (g8Ew8)

198 Food Pipe Plumbers to the rescue!
Posted by: gp at September 09, 2026 10:56 AM (Jr5Lq)
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You, how I say, rang?

Posted by: The Paolo at September 09, 2026 11:02 AM (oqH4h)

199 Apropos of nothing, but dryer lint is primo fire starter, for you survivalists and general outdoorsmen and women. Save that lint for a rainy day.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 09, 2026 11:03 AM (QaH55)

200
I'm with you, Sponge. Polymer framed pistols always feel a little top/muzzle heavy in my hand. My 1911 just feels more balanced.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 10:59 AM (bFu5X)

I have a Remington 1911. LOVE that gun. It's just too big for me to conceal carry. My carry gun, a Taurus 709 slim is Ok.....the grip is small and I don't shoot it the greatest, but it feels alright in the hand and is in no way bulky or uncomfortable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

201 Israel finally said we're going to kill as many of those fuckers as we can in the shortest amount of time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2026 11:01 AM (g8Ew
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Unfortunately we did no such thing.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 11:04 AM (D0X9e)

202 85 She wants kippers for breakfast.

*perks up*

Posted by: ace rimmer at September 09, 2026 11:06 AM (v3pYe)

203 147 OT: it is hilarious when you wash a new towel how the dryer lint trap in the dryer turns into a quilt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You can afford new towels? On a very fixed income here.

Posted by: Nana at September 09, 2026 11:07 AM (Fn+3X)

204 Dryer lint is a good fire starter - flint and steel - with a huge caveat - provided it's made with cotton. Synthetics are no bueno.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 11:09 AM (IeSZF)

205 The skins covered my bar bill...
Posted by: Diogenes

************

Two questions:

1. Did you use the skins to fashion a rudimrntary loincloth?

2. Is "barbill" what you kids are calling a bare ass these days?

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 11:10 AM (qgHp7)

206 @ 134 Dude's wishing he had some Glock Perfection.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 10:33 AM (dK+Kv) I'm just not a Glock fan. Found the weapon to be very uncomfortable in my hand and the trigger wasn't all that good a pull, either. If I have to spend all that money modifying a gun that's already that expensive, I'll pass. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)
________________________________

I, too, am no Glock-boi. It's an uncomfortable weapon to hold. I have Col. Colt's fine piece of mechanical engineering in .45 caliber and it works just fine. It's also a better hold than Glock.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 09, 2026 11:17 AM (ayRl+)

207 95 What do I win?

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2026 10:16 AM (Edxq2)

"Labor Day!"

Very clever, but it's even simpler than that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 10:19 AM (k5CNB)

I know! I know!

Motherhood.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 02:14 PM (odBC9)

The Morning Report — 9/ 9 /26

Good morning kids. Let's take a jump across the pond to see what's happening in the all but vanished formerly Great Britain which, unless something drastic happens will be subsumed and transmogrified into a third world Islamic hellhole where Westminster Abbey will be converted into the next Hagia Sofia. Maybe something is happening?

Evidently there is a contingent of unknown numbers of Brits who are willing to take a stand and do whatever they can to prevent or at least forestall that nightmare from becoming reality. Of course the reason this is happening in the first place is because Britain's primarily Socialist/eftist governments that have had a stranglehold on the nation since the end of Wold War Two. that and the meat grinder of that and the previous "war to end all wars" destroyed at least two generations of British males and with it much of the civilization it was the epicenter of for well over a millennium. And so, here they are, and we are not far behind.

If these latest protests tell us anything, it’s that the British government can no longer control and redirect public opinion on immigration as it would ideally like to; the narrative is no longer the government’s to shape, and a boundary has been passed. The scale of the disaster facing Britain, the constant parade of atrocities—the murders, the rapes, and the sexual assaults—the communities living in terror, and the widespread realization that the country is changing beyond all recognition and without the consent of the British people mean the government simply cannot keep a lid on popular feeling. Not anymore. “Controlled spontaneity” was created to manage isolated incidents, not a permanent state of outrage. For decades, it was impossible to talk publicly about immigration in Britain without being labeled a “racist” and being made subject to various forms of social, legal, and extra-legal punishment. The omerta on immigration was enforced by a broader system of what Sam Francis called “anarcho-tyranny,” but we Brits call it “two-tier policing” or “two-tier government.” It’s a species of divide and conquer that’s as old as Aristotle’s Politics (read book V in particular), but it’s taken on a new shape in the hands of successive governments that seem hell-bent, whether left or “right,” on replacing their own native citizens with transplants from the Middle East, Africa, and South Asia. Daniel Thomas has promised further demonstrations. A few days before his “army of patriots” arrived in Dover, he told them they were “going to send a message.” —things are about to get very interesting.
Interesting indeed! And so, here they are, and we here in the increasingly Dis-united States are not far behind.

Nothing says "workers of the world, unite" quite like gathering at a Chicago Hyatt to discuss revolution while actual hotel workers picket outside. . . Ware, an associate professor of history at UC Santa Barbara and former Green Party write-in candidate for California governor, told attendees Democrats "cannot be reasoned with" and "must be destroyed." He warned that America was approaching "gunfights" and "war in the streets." Those aren't phrases requiring a decoder ring. . . Talking about Americans shooting one another in the streets deserves a different response. Ware is free to believe the revolution hasn't gone far enough. The rest of us are free to hear exactly what he's saying.
Assassination attempts on President Trump Supreme court Justices and successful politically motivated murders against Charlie Kirk and UHC executive Brian Hutchinson as well as riots that burned out and destroyed numerous American cities in 2020 and afterwards cheered on by allegedly responsible political leaders of the Democrat Party.

But the mockery isn’t limited to Georgetown University’s student body. Islamic Marxist Hasan Piker recently led a live audience in mocking the “We Are Charlie Kirk” song. This is from the same man who has fantasized about murder and streets soaked in “capitalist blood.” And in the more immediate aftermath of Kirk’s death, Syracuse professors celebrated the assassination, with one saying Kirk could “rest in p-ss.” The demonic reactions could be found in the left-wing corners of the web, such as BlueSky, where leftists also cheered Kirk’s murder. Taken together, these examples (and the countless others of celebration, mockery, and revelry) show that these were not anonymous, one-off ghoulish celebrations. There is a large and loud part of the left that has little problem with Kirk’s murder — whether in the immediate aftermath or nearer to the one-year anniversary.
They want us dead and want to erase our history, heritage, memory and everything we and our ancestors have striven for since 1776 and in reality for the last several thousand years of civilizational advancement.
They're positively "Islamic" which is why they're tied at the hip with them. How appropriate as the 25th anniversary of 9/11 is but a scant two days away.

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed's speech at a controversial Islamic convention in Detroit this weekend was sandwiched between a video montage featuring a firebrand imam declaring that "America is going down" and a speech from another cleric who said members of Congress who voted for an antisemitism bill were "guilty of treason."
The embarrassing spectacle on Saturday underscored the awkwardness of El-Sayed participating in a conference featuring a rogues' gallery of Islamic extremists including 9/11 truthers and a Holocaust-denier. . . Shakir, who in a discussion on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 stated that he was "extremely anti-American," has also called for Muslims to use "guerrilla warfare" to achieve their desired political outcomes.
And he sounds like a typical Democrat!
On all these cheerful notes, I bid you to...
Have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

The problem of poverty is not slavery. It is the black culture with single-parent families. It is the adoption of Democrat Party government programs that encourage dependency.
Personal Finance and the Road to Reparations

Raw Egg Nationalist: Britain’s government learned to manage riots. Now, as anger over mass immigration boils over, it may be discovering that public fury is no longer so easily controlled.
Army of Patriots: Why the British Government Must Be Terrified of What’s Been Happening in Dover and Portsmouth

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

Perhaps the ghoulish display of celebration of an assassination on Georgetown’s campus is unsurprising given that immediately after Kirk’s assassination, someone posted a flyer from the John Brown Club celebrating the political violence.
Leftists Are Still Openly Mocking Charlie Kirk’s Assassination Because They Love Violence

No weapons. No assault. Just a lie.
Amy Acton and the Media Faked an Attack

Barack Obama’s presidency and the systematic disavowal of Western civilization.
The Audacity Of Indictment

Betsy McCaughey: Landlords are just the first: Anyone who owns anything is in this socialist mayor’s crosshairs.
Mamdani is twisting the law to socialist limits — and you’re his next target

Nothing says "workers of the world, unite" quite like gathering at a Chicago Hyatt to discuss revolution while actual hotel workers picket outside.
When Socialists Start Talking About ‘War in the Streets,’ Believe Your Ears
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY

“Republicans are arguing Sherrill’s approval of the ‘Trust Directive’ creates public-safety risks by limiting the ability of ICE to work with police officers.”
NJ Gov. Sherrill Under Fire After Illegal Alien Injures Democrat Mayor’s Wife

40% of immigrant mothers were stay-at-home mothers, compared with 26% of U.S.-born mothers.
Subsidizing Stay-at-Home Mothers Will Be Welfare for Immigrants
THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)

“When you hear people say, well, ‘sanctions don’t work.’ I would say two things: one, there have never been sanctions like this before...”
Exclusive – Secretary Scott Bessent Announces Further Sanctions on Iran: ‘The Snake’s Dead but It Doesn’t Know It’s Dead’

The recent escalation highlights the ongoing threat posed by the Houthis to U.S. regional allies, such as Saudi Arabia, and shipping in the region. The decision of the Houthis to specifically attack oil facilities associated with a vital shipping route demonstrates how Iran and its allies aim to amplify the economic costs of the Iran war.
Iran’s Houthi Proxies Strike Saudi Oil Infrastructure.

“It was surveying regional waters in support of ongoing operations. The defective drone was an older model that neither collected sensitive data nor carried any classified sonar or radar equipment,” the spokesperson said.
Iran says it captured US submarine drone in Strait of Hormuz

A world-shaking victory fo the Mahdi, inshallah.
Iran takes the dive

* * * * *

America must rethink its policies and priorities in the volatile Middle East.
What Is The Significance Of The Mecca Pact?
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY

Ambassador Mike Huckabee: “This is an irrational action.”
UK, France, Canada Announce Sanctions on Israel; Jerusalem Preparing ‘Sharp Response’

Talent, capital exit London as Labour fixates on West Bank
As Billionaires Flee U.K., British Government Picks a Fight With Israel

The escalating rhetoric underscores the growing diplomatic tension between Israel and the United Kingdom.
Israeli Nat Sec Chief Backs Argentina’s Claim to the Falklands, Accuses Britain of ‘Stealing Money’ from the Argentines.
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

The Twelver Muslim mayor, originally from Uganda, has made several comments and decisions in the past that have alienated survivors and victims of 9/11, from bemoaning the so-called “Islamophobia” after 9/11 to appointing lawyer Ramzi Kassem as Chief Counsel, after he previously stated that the attacks reflected “the resentment these terrorists felt,” and “the legacy of 9/11 ought to be recounted primarily through the stories of Muslims.”
9/11 Families Tell Mamdani to Stay Away From Memorial Ceremony.

California’s public-sector unions have turned public servants into a privileged class, forcing taxpayers to finance pensions they could never afford themselves.
Public Sector Pensions Break More Than Government Budgets
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

“You don’t need us to tell you something is broken. Every day, too many real stories of real importance are ignored, because they don’t fit the ‘narrative.’ Or the stories are misreported to hide the truth,” the award website reads. “But journalism no longer belongs to legacy newsrooms.”
Phelim McAleer and Ann McElhinney Announce $10,000 Prize for Young Citizen Journalists to Break Stories ‘Everyone Else Missed’

The more David French tries to act as the arbiter of conservatism, the clearer it is that he never understood what American conservatism is trying to preserve.
David French Accidentally Admits He Was Never Conservative

* * * * *

This move could bolster U.S. nuclear energy capabilities and contribute to energy security, while also supporting tech companies’ growing electricity needs.
Trump Admin to Invest $1.9 Billion in Restarting Shuttered Nuclear Plant to Power AI Boom.
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

And other “Islamophobic” outrages.
Halal Food at Safeway Scandal

Gay rights groups promote the mass migration of those who want to kill them.
4 Muslim Terror Plots Against Gay Pride Parades in 5 Years

The convention also displayed an image of El-Sayed fist-bumping with Hasan Piker
‘America Is Going Down’: Imam's Extremist Video Rant Is Played Before El-Sayed's Speech at Notorious Islamic Convention

'It cannot bring stability to life,' Imam Abdelhamid Algizawi of the Muslim Community Association of Ann Arbor said of homosexuality
‘Against Human Nature’: Abdul El-Sayed’s Imam Rails Against Homosexuality and Jews Teaching Islam, Tells Muslims It’s An ‘Obligation’ to Vote for El-Sayed in November to ‘Change the Society’
THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Bessent spoke about the state of the American economy under the leadership of the Trump administration and described the underlying fundamentals as “fantastic and accelerating.”
Exclusive — Secretary Scott Bessent ‘Watching Policy Become People’ with Blowout Jobs Numbers: a Million Jobs Created, ‘That’s Why the Wage Growth Is Good’

Khanna's defense of the "wealth tax" proves only how ignorant he is.
The Unbearable Ignorance — And Arrogance — Of Ro Khanna

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM

Greenie overdrive policies have brought some challenges to Denmark's competitiveness.
Denmark's Competitiveness is Under Pressure -- Not Everything Green is Gold
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT

Chinese, Russian, and Islamic agendas are taking over America’s K-12 schools and colleges.
The Enemy Invasion of Our Schools

The university increasingly resembles a medieval guild: a protected inner circle surrounded by a much larger population hoping for admission.
Medieval, Autocratic, and Exploitative: The University Roots of America’s Democratic Socialism

A Biden appointee affirmed schools can put reasonable limits on employees using classroom space to promote sexual ideology to kids.
Teachers Can’t Plaster Walls With Pride Flags, Second Circuit Rules

The collapse of a century-old university model provides an opportunity for academic renewal.
Higher Education’s Extinction Event

Legislators in the Hawkeye State are rolling back DEI and rewriting general education requirements to include U.S. history and government.
Iowa’s University Reforms Show the Way Forward

The Associated Press reports Gallup senior education researcher Zach Hrynowski says the findings highlight a frustration with institutions more broadly. (deflection and blame-placement elsewhere, of course! - jjs)
Gallup Poll: Satisfaction With American K-12 Schools Hits New Low Point

This pace of growth across the state and the city eclipses even the current rate of charter school enrollment — since 2023, homeschooling has risen nearly 8% compared to 3.1% for charter attendance.
Homeschooling explodes 200% in NYC as frustrated families reject Big Apple’s failing public school system
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH

In June, Sooknanan issued an order preventing the government from using an updated Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements (SAVE) program. The updates greatly streamlined the process for states to purge voter rolls of ineligible voters.
Trump Asks SCOTUS to Permit Voter Verification System Ahead of Midterms
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY

"We cannot confirm or deny potential personnel matters"
NJ Lt Gov Under Investigation Over Illegal Voters and Sexual Harassment

The challenger, a 69-year-old former teacher, registered as a Republican just days before entering the race.
‘Decoy Dan’ Accused Of Illegal Coordination In Critical Senate Race
POLITICS

Republican voters who sit this cycle out will hand power to a party that has been seized by its most radical elements.
Stay Home, Elect Socialists

Socialism doesn’t work, the administrative state doesn’t work. And last week, with the Clancy decision, we learned that feminism doesn’t work.
A Dose of Reality for You DSA Kiddies

This week, the good folks of New Hampshire go to the polls to cast their votes in their primaries. The biggest race that has all eyes of the nation on it is the one to replace 79-year-old Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, who is retiring this year after serving three terms. Republican Gov. Kelly Ayotte is also up for reelection, and there are two House races — Districts 1 and 2 — that we're keeping an eye on, as well.
RESULTS: New Hampshire Determines Who Will Replace Shaheen and Much More!
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

What happens if Democrats take back control of Congress or the White House?
Patriots of Portsmouth UK hold the line, Americans must follow suit

As it turns out — and again, you won't be shocked by this — sending foreign criminals home is just as effective as locking up homegrown thugs. But the numbers must be seen to be believed.
How to Virtually Eliminate Gang Violence With This One Weird Trick

The rest of NATO should pay attention.
Poland Is The Strategic Fulcrum
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY

In other words, the comet likely formed far from its sun, in the equivalent of that star’s Oort cloud.
The tail of interstellar comet 3I/Atlas was richer in nitrogen than solar system comets

The Modi government has for the past six years been pushing to encourage an independent competing private sector, while applying strong pressure on ISRO to transfer much of its rocket industry to that sector. In 2020 it created IN-SPACe, a government agency expressly tasked with making that shift happen. As part of this shift, IN-SPACe forced ISRO to shift the management of both its SSLV rocket and its new spaceport at Kulasekarapattinam to private companies. It is also working to do the same with ISRO’s LVM3 rocket.
Turf war in India over Modi government’s effort to transition to private space

Marcon’s event is ‘badly managed’, has mainly been organized to showcase France, will not seriously direct European resources toward meaningful project support, and features European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen as a speaker.
SpaceX, Blue Origin and Other U.S. Firms Cancel Paris Space Summit Appearances
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE

Seinfeld has never shied away from public support for Israel – before and after the Oct 7, 2023 Hamas massacre.
Comedians Boycott Festival Headlined by Jerry Seinfeld over His Support of Israel

Christian Toto: Macklemore's anti-Israel screed highlights chasm on approved opinions
This Free Speech Hypocrisy Is Off the Charts

We got rid of the necessities, and people decided not to have kids.
The Thing America Lost Before It Stopped Having Babies

Charlie understood that the ideas a culture rewards eventually decide how people date, whom they marry, and how they raise their children.
Charlie Kirk’s Biggest Legacy Will Be Inspiring Young People To Get Married

We need a new kind of land acknowledgement that testifies to American greatness.
The Smithsonian Has No Business Saying America Is Built On ‘Stolen Land’

Man is a social creature, he gathers with his fellows to work, to play, to talk, to debate, to build, to exchange goods – rightly so, if they keep within the law.
Assembly: The Forgotten Freedom

The high cost of teaching athletes to be victims.
When Grievance Enters The Huddle

"His contract is not getting extended"
Jimmy Kimmel Gets Canceled After Scoring Worse Than Rosie O’Donnell
HITHER & YON

"The neocons definitely squandered 9/11. But you know who didn't squander 9/11 was the globalists."
Neocons squandered 9/11, globalists used it to launch a culture war

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1 Bonjour, mes amis gris.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:29 AM (Wx6jH)

2 Happy Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

3 Hi, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (NR6c1)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (NcvvS)

5 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

6 Hello, Britain! Finally cluing in to why we Americans think they way we do? Good to hear.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:31 AM (NR6c1)

7 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

8 thank you JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

9 Huck Follywood

Bonjour, mes amis gris.

Is Morticia nearby?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

10 Jimmy Kimmel canceled? I guess if the zoo needs a new seal, he's available.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:32 AM (Wx6jH)

11 The Tech thread with the Kessler Sisters.

What good dancers and singers.

*Wistful sigh*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

12 Congressman Tim Burchett, R-Tenn., began the first of two congressional hearings on problems at the Smithsonian Institution by playing video clips of Anthea Hartig, the Director of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History (NMAH) repeating land acknowledgements as she opened various museum events. Director Hartig would thank specific tribes and express gratitude for “the opportunity to work and live in their territories” or give thanks to the “first peoples on whose land we gather today.”
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Yet another pretentious suburban wine mom stupidity. How about a land acknowledgement that says "We gather today on land we thankfully won fair and square from warlike lesser civilizations."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:37 AM (Wx6jH)

13 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

14 Got a surprise screening call scheduled for lunchtime. Praying it goes well. Praying for answers from the others, whether or not they're the answers I want to hear.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 07:38 AM (aJQbY)

15 Khanna's defense of the "wealth tax" proves only how ignorant he is.
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No further proof is needed.

He bankrolled Graham Platner. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

16 pzp+f

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

17 Meant to say: Paul, You Dick.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

18 Sunny Hostin: After Midterms, Trump’s Cabinet Could Invoke 25th Amendment
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She will be disappointed, yet again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:42 AM (Wx6jH)

19 Mamdani is twisting the law to socialist limits — and you’re his next target

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Could this POS be elected one day as the governor of NY? If Hochul is any indication, I'd be a bit worried if I were a normal resident of that state.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2026 07:44 AM (qBdHI)

20 Charlie understood that the ideas a culture rewards eventually decide how people date, whom they marry, and how they raise their children.
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One of my daughters is pregnant with her fourth. Our family couldn't be prouder. But now they are trying to figure out how to pay for private education, she is still working, so as to avoid union schools.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:45 AM (EwQhr)

21 Britain's primarily Socialist/eftist governments that have had a stranglehold on the nation since the end of Wold War Two"

One. And no, the British government is not the least bit concerned - witness the almost complete lack of response. Whether they should be is another question...

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

22 He warned that America was approaching "gunfights" and "war in the streets." Those aren't phrases requiring a decoder ring. . . Talking about Americans shooting one another in the streets deserves a different response.
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Huh? There’s been “war in the streets” for 50 or 60 years, maybe the concern here is actually that Americans will start shooting back.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:46 AM (l0/3j)

23 The Smithsonian Has No Business Saying America Is Built On ‘Stolen Land’

Conquered. Not stolen. Learn the difference.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:48 AM (NR6c1)

24 Any commemoration of 9/11 that doesn't involve or at least call for the closing of mosques, the criminalization of CAIR and the Muslim Brotherhood, and a moratorium of all Muslim immigration is meaningless and an insult to the memory of those who died (and, indeed, to the entire citizenry).

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 07:48 AM (ntaXS)

25 Quite a menu of links. Compelling, and rich.

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

26 {{{Lady in Black}}}

I do not worry about Mandamni. He is just a symptom of a cancer in the body politic.

And the more he fails, the less likely he is to advance. We need to keep the Trump team moving forward. There are many levers of power that can be unleasehed on him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

27 24 Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 07:48 AM (ntaXS)

THIS!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2026 07:51 AM (x0n13)

28 It looks as if Tel Aviv is all but cutting off relations with the Islamic Caliphate of UK.

Oh, well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

29 If these latest protests tell us anything, it’s that the British government can no longer control and redirect public opinion on immigration as it would ideally like to; the narrative is no longer the government’s to shape, and a boundary has been passed.

Which, in turn, tells us that Elon is in for another big fine as X permits the filthy commoners to discuss things which their betters have declared to be off limits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

30 Instead of using the $1.9 billion to start an old nuclear plant, have the government contract with Elon Musk and Valar Atomics to build a factory producing 5 MW nuclear reactors. With large volume, the reactors would be cheap to produce. By using small reactors widely dispersed, the voltage loss of the grid (close to 45%) would be eliminated. The country would be much safer from attack and natural disaster by having power that would continue after any incident. And, although some will scream "socialism", provide the power free to local utilities and manufacturing to fuel a new era of growth. Just like the interstate highway system, government is there to do what we can't do individually.

Posted by: jwest at September 09, 2026 07:54 AM (BwWDk)

31 man

The Gates of Vienna website hosted a number of articles outlining possible resistance.

I will note that handguns were turned in by the subjects of the UK, but not shotguns and hunting rifles.

The concentration of Muslims in a few areas makes tactical action possible, which is why every village is now going to be inundated with government-placed invaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

32 What does it say about a government where one hand facilitates conditions that inevitably increases conflict and at the same time tries to tamp down or criminalize the inevitable response to their own machinations?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:55 AM (l0/3j)

33 This land was made for you and me.

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 07:55 AM (ZxPkt)

34 Those Clancy juror hags make me sick to my stomach. Like, a visceral repulsion. There is something very wrong with them. Specifically, there is something very wrong with leftist women, of which I have no doubt these jurors are. Coast to coast, they are off their rockers. They are repugnant. As a woman myself, I find them obnoxious, harassing, haranguing, vile, evil and incomprehensible. It's an explosion of madness that seems to be worsening with each passing day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

35 San Franpsycho

The UK trades with Afghanistan and Iran. But wants no trade with Israel.

Are they going to support Sudan for Human Rights Commissioner in the UN next?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

36 I do not worry about Mandamni. He is just a symptom of a cancer in the body politic.

That cancer is metastasizing slowly, but surely. Islam is not compatible with western civilization in general, and it's particularly incompatible with US democracy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 07:57 AM (3Ope8)

37 Common Tater

Evil government. Bad government. Stop being evil.

Is that possible for the UK?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

38 CrotchetyOldJarhead

Act locally. Clear and hold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

39 {{{Salty}}}

You're always there to bring my spirits up a bit when all this madness starts getting to me!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

40 The Gates of Vienna website hosted a number of articles outlining possible resistance."

Sure, it's possible. The issue is that the government, at least as far as I can tell, is not the least bit concerned, and the upper tiers of said government will continue with these actions.

This is fairly standard britness, btw - "stumbling" into conflict, either home or abroad.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)

41 It's an explosion of madness that seems to be worsening with each passing day.
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What role do the “news” organizations have by providing not only an uncritical platform for this madness to be amplified, but by celebrating and encouraging the insanity by several orders of magnitude? Sometimes it’s tough to know who to hate. “Don’t hate nothin’ except hatred”. Well, OK.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:01 AM (l0/3j)

42 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 09, 2026 08:02 AM (53oGX)

43 Lady in Black

Other nations have noticed Americans choosing poor paths throughout our history, and then, all of a sudden, we pick a winning path, and astound others.

Our set up as a representative Republic is much better than a fractured Parliamentary government for action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

44 NYC has weird politics because few turnout to vote in the primaries which are decisive. When you add in the rest of the state it gets closer to normal.

The R candidate Bruce Blakeman will beat Hochul in November. Zeldin nearly did so in his kamikaze run last time. While he lost, he helped flip three House seats.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2026 08:02 AM (dtajH)

45 At some point, some politician is going to need to point out that Islam is a political system disguised as a religion and it's incompatible with western religions and political systems. There's not going to be any meaningful discussion, let alone corrective action until we have that discussion.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 08:04 AM (3Ope8)

46 This is a good photo of El Presidente

https://tinyurl.com/3peaded4

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 08:05 AM (ZxPkt)

47 government where one hand facilitates conditions that inevitably increases conflict and at the same time tries to tamp down or criminalize the inevitable response to their own machinations?"

It's the "pressure cooker" theory writ large.
As some here know, I have distant relatives and acquaintances, all in the SE region. To a person, they are "concerned ", but the only thought is that "government" will help. The idea of doing anything is... not even considered.

Sad, really.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 08:05 AM (XuXeR)

48 CrotchetyOldJarhead

The Media, as the mouthpiece of the Deep State, smothers that discussion.

But how trusted is Media anymore? American TV watchers are dying or becoming irrelevant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

49 Morn' all...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:07 AM (+gK6I)

50 The problem of poverty is not slavery. It is the black culture with single-parent families.

It’s Democrat culture privileging single-parent families and all sorts of other pro-slavery behaviors.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 08:08 AM (fLWyg)

51 The R candidate Bruce Blakeman will beat Hochul in November. Zeldin nearly did so in his kamikaze run last time. While he lost, he helped flip three House seats.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2026 08:02 AM (dtajH)
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Very much a long shot. Zeldon was an outstanding campaigner and Trump was on the ballot too, neither of which is true for Blakeman. I very much hope he wins but it would be a helluva upset, were it to happen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:08 AM (/6v0V)

52 Rise and shine!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 09, 2026 08:08 AM (wVcYX)

53 Nick Shirley needs to raise money for private security

https://nickshirley.us/support

if you're so inclined

If this post is against the blog rules, just nuke it

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 08:08 AM (ZxPkt)

54 And a happy morning coffee to you donna!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:08 AM (/6v0V)

55 54 And a happy morning coffee to you donna!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:08 AM (/6v0V)

Same to you...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:09 AM (+gK6I)

56 25 Quite a menu of links. Compelling, and rich.
Posted by: Don Black

JJS should be covered in Corinthian Leather!

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at September 09, 2026 08:09 AM (Fn+3X)

57 Don Black

Trump, in his Fight, Fight, Fight mode.

He really impressed Putin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

58 Ricardo Montalban

JJS with Yeoman Rand, taking dictation for the blog, while perched on his knee.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

59 What role do the “news” organizations have by providing not only an uncritical platform for this madness to be amplified, but by celebrating and encouraging the insanity by several orders of magnitude?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:01 AM (l0/3j)

Enormous role, and it's been going on for so long that it's become a kind of overlooked poisonous wallpaper, efflorescing in toxic wafts across the culture. We deride it as "fake news", as if that's enough; but it isn't, not nearly enough; or we decide it's killing itself off and all we need to do is watch it dissolve away. Not good enough.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:11 AM (ntaXS)

60 Other nations have noticed Americans choosing poor paths throughout our history, and then, all of a sudden, we pick a winning path, and astound others.
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Churchill once said something like “America will always do the right thing, once she has exhausted all other possibilities”

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 08:11 AM (l0/3j)

61 and his Morning Report smells of rich mahogany

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 08:11 AM (ZxPkt)

62 "Subsidizing Stay-at-Home Mothers Will Be Welfare for Immigrants"

This, I can't believe Trump is going to go ahead with this. It sounds good on paper but it is going to be nothing but another fraud waste of my taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 08:12 AM (I43vL)

63 Ordinary American

Lots of cord cutting going on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

64 40% of immigrant mothers were stay-at-home mothers, compared with 26% of U.S.-born mothers.
Subsidizing Stay-at-Home Mothers Will Be Welfare for Immigrants

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Absolutely. This is a shit idea.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:12 AM (AKptf)

65 To defend Islam, Obama made the point that Thomas Jefferson the Enlightened had a copy of the Koran in his library and had read it.

Obama neglected to mention that Jefferson wanted to know his enemy before he set the US Navy to degrade the Barbary Pirates, a task that the Europeans wouldn't do.

With Iran in mind today, I'd say that history may not repeat but it can rhyme.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2026 08:12 AM (dtajH)

66 Young Franpsycho had no idea what a "yeoman" was but felt very strongly he should have one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

67 The letter from these ISRO employee associations is the typical pushback seen from every government union whenever such transitions take place. The employees’ careers are not really threatened, as all they need to do is find work in the new private sector, and that should not be hard for them to do with ISRO on their resumes.

The real threat is to the existence of these union associations, and so they act to whip up political fury to stop the change.
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Well said.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:13 AM (/6v0V)

68 When we want to hear opinions from you subjects, we'll give them to you.

Posted by: UK Gubmint at September 09, 2026 08:13 AM (wVcYX)

69 We deride it as "fake news", as if that's enough; but it isn't, not nearly enough; or we decide it's killing itself off and all we need to do is watch it dissolve away. Not good enough.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:11 AM (ntaXS)

What is "enough" then, if the growing cultural preference cascade against them and their already steady decline into irrelevance isn't?

What does "enough" look like? What is the thing that would work better than what we're already watching happen?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:14 AM (Ot/FD)

70 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 08:15 AM (dRC6u)

71 I am pleased to report that Senator McConnell continues to work at an astonishing level, reading position papers, advising his staff, and of course, working tirelessly for his constituents and, indeed, all the people of the Great State of Kentucky and these United States. He has, however, begun to cut back slightly on his daily 5 mile swim, 45-minute weighlifting routine, and whatever the Crossfit WOD is. The man is an inspiration.

Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell's Chief of Staff at September 09, 2026 08:16 AM (2X2jr)

72 NaCly Dog - That discussion won't be held in the media, it'll be held in the individual neighborhoods where islamic culture comes face to face with western culture and tries to subsume it. To some degree that clash is happening now in TX and in other locales. The need for some nationally recognized individual to articulate it is just a reinforcement, a legitimization if you will, of what citizens are engaged in already. It will force the conversation nationally.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope8)

73 The ancient viewers that made Mike Wallace, Ed Bradley, and Lesley Stahl TV "Stars" dwindle down to near a precious few, as more go into Nursing Homes and Funeral Parlors.

Posted by: Clock Is Ticking...... at September 09, 2026 08:18 AM (Fn+3X)

74 I am pleased to report that Senator McConnell z"l continues to work...

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FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

75 “I take my responsibility to treat any reports of inappropriate behavior or misconduct extremely seriously, and any credible report must be fully examined and addressed,” Sherrill said. “If the evidence warrants, I will take appropriate action quickly.”

Sherrill did not mention Caldwell by name or specifically reference the investigation in her statement.

But what makes this story particularly explosive is that Caldwell is also the secretary of state and the state is in the eye of the storm over an illegal voter scandal and Sherill’s subsequent attempts to cover that up and stonewall federal investigators.
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Corruption in this state is so endemic no one even notices this story, but nailing this guy could have a real impact on the November races.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:21 AM (2pge3)

76 I had not previously seen this photo of the First Lady in her tennis whites

https://tinyurl.com/yt7zra7z

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

77 I am pleased to report that Senator McConnell z"l continues to work...
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FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Babylon Bee yesterday: Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2026 08:22 AM (XvL8K)

78 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:22 AM (ccf/V)

79 Shakir, who in a discussion on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 stated that he was "extremely anti-American," has also called for Muslims to use "guerrilla warfare" to achieve their desired political outcomes.

And he sounds like a typical Democrat!

No. This sounds like a declaration of war against The United States.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:23 AM (ccf/V)

80 It’s darkly comical - Iran is going to force the war there to go hot again because they can’t stand just sitting there and doing nothing while things fall apart

Their public statements resemble Baghdad Bob’s more and more every day

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 08:23 AM (mqcW8)

81 I had not previously seen this photo of the First Lady in her tennis whites

https://tinyurl.com/yt7zra7z
Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

That seems kinda AI......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:23 AM (ccf/V)

82 A woman suffered life-threatening injuries after being attacked by a dog in San Francisco’s Tenderloin neighborhood on Tuesday morning.

The attack happened on the 500 block of Larkin Street, where police were called at approximately 9:20 a.m., Robert Rueca, a spokesperson for the San Francisco Police Department, told SFGATE. When officers arrived, they saw the dog, which was off a leash, “moving around” the woman, Rueca said. Officers used a catchpole to restrain the dog and separate it from the woman.
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Welcome to my world.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

83 I had not previously seen this photo of the First Lady in her tennis whites"

What a ... grip.

Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: man at September 09, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)

84 What is "enough" then, if the growing cultural preference cascade against them and their already steady decline into irrelevance isn't?

What does "enough" look like? What is the thing that would work better than what we're already watching happen?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:14 AM

I'm not watching as fast as I can.

I suppose I could try to discipline myself further and resist clicking on ANY CNN video clip.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

85 The constitution never explicitly states that our elected representatives have to be living humans.

Dead guy.

AI agent.

Developmentally disabled mule.

The world's your oyster, America.

Oh yeah, and I guess it could be a literal oyster, at that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:24 AM (Ot/FD)

86 @76 are you sure it's not fake - her face , someone else's body?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:24 AM (AKptf)

87 “ Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, who does not look to the proud, to those who turn aside to false gods.”

Psalm 40:4

Have a blessed day. The Lord is with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 08:24 AM (m4ES5)

88 I was riding my bike yesterday at my usual pace, when Mitch jogged past me at a surprising clip. Reports of his decline and demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: Kentucky Ironman at September 09, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

89 I can't explain why, but for some reason I get the feeling the meme up top will garner a new crop of trolls in the near future........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

90 What does "enough" look like? What is the thing that would work better than what we're already watching happen?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:14 AM (Ot/FD)

I've said in many times. It just takes some combative imagination. Shatter the paradigm of form, of interlocutory respect. Call them out, personally. Go into their lion's dens and call them out to their faces. Alinsky them -- personalize, polarize, make them live up to the standards of their own traditions. When they lie, call them a liar. To their faces. Stop affecting respect, stop conceding their prerogative to interrogate. Interrogate THEM. Question their moral authority. Open up every WH press briefing with a power-point update on their lies for the week. Every single one. Call it that: 'Media lies of the week." Take one story and forensically tear it apart, right in front of the faces, their peers and the entire country. #War.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:25 AM (ntaXS)

91 Don Black

Donald Trump has said more than once that the hardest task he ever had was to convince Melania to marry him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

92 FFS
just skip it

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 08:26 AM (ZxPkt)

93 Blakeman signs are EVERYWHERE in WNY. Disgusting.

Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (2J5h1)

94 A woman suffered life-threatening injuries after being attacked by a dog in San Francisco’s Tenderloin neighborhood on Tuesday morning.

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Welcome to my world.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

Seems the dog took the neighborhood name literally and was hungry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

95 Incentives matter. Any fool would know that.
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Ro Khanna's support of a new tax in California, whose only beneficiaries are public unions and even that small plus comes at a cost of strangling businesses, has effectively ended his political career. He's a numbskull, and good riddance to him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (/6v0V)

96 >> America is going down"

lol. Better have tried and failed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (dJzwV)

97 Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (2J5h1)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

98 Ordinary American

The Trump Admin is getting closer to this every day.

I voted for this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

99 Blakeman signs are EVERYWHERE in WNY.
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Thanks for the good news, he is a really good guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

100 Ro Khanna's support of a new tax in California, whose only beneficiaries are public unions and even that small plus comes at a cost of strangling businesses, has effectively ended his political career. He's a numbskull, and good riddance to him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (/6v0V)

Never underestimate the ignorance of the California voter and the cheat machine.

Remember: Investigating fraud is ILLEGAL in California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

101 Ro Khanna goes blithely from fvck up to fvck up.

A quintessential Democrat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

102 You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 09, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

How would it know? Can it see WNY from Folsom Street?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

103 Morning Horde. Thx JJ.
Watching the controversy about Mamdani attending 9/11 I think folks are missing something. That is his Islamic way of saying I'm here and in charge. When you see Muslims praying in the streets of a Western city it's their way of saying "we control this land". Same principle with Mamdani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 08:31 AM (v6vok)

104 Question for the traveling Horde:

Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

105
How would it know? Can it see WNY from Folsom Street?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

Valid. Unless he's only there for the fair.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

106 NaCly - TSA precheck is absolutely worth it. Unfortunately.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 08:32 AM (3Ope8)

107 Wild brawl breaks out on California beach as martial artist describes violent dust-up: ‘ran into the wrong person’
By Katie Jerkovich
Published Sep. 8, 2026, 8:42 p.m.

A day at the beach turned into a wild San Francisco brawl after two men began throwing punches in the sand — with one claiming he was simply walking his dog when the confrontation erupted.

The melee unfolded Tuesday at Crissy Field, on the northern shore of the San Francisco Peninsula, and was caught on video.
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This is all just yesterday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

108 Question for the traveling Horde:

Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

If you travel frequently, and depending where you're going from/to, yes. It lessens your time in line and removes the requirement for you to empty everything in a bin to be sent to x-ray.

They also have another thing now where you can register your info, passport # and other personal tracking data, then facial recognition allows you to breeze right through with narry a bother.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

109 In the sidebar, I see CBD has been getting lots of crap texts from the RNC. I'm registered as an independent. Do I get any calls or texts from the GOP? Nope. But you can bet the Democrats were reaching out. A lot. One more piece of evidence demonstrating that the Republican Party in NH is so incompetent it can't even catch crabs from a $10 whore.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:34 AM (N39Ws)

110 Never underestimate the ignorance of the California voter and the cheat machine.

Remember: Investigating fraud is ILLEGAL in California.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

Inside California, very true.

Outside - no California politician will ever win a national election again. It’s not just that people are disgusted by them; also that they have become, as a group, and incredibly lazy and stupider than average group of scammers who depend on the cheat always being there because they’ve never had to deal with anything else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2026 08:34 AM (mqcW8)

111 PEOPLE!! CHECK THIS OUT!!

"
@WassonWatch
13h
We are pumped to watch this @60Minutes episode with Dude 44 Bravo! He is a salt-of-the earth guy, and yes, he wears a Wasson Watch!

We're incredibly grateful that he chose to wear his Wasson for this media appearance. Thank you, Dude 44 Bravo"

👇👇

"60 Minutes
@60Minutes
Sep 8
An American Air Force officer was shot down over Iran. Wounded and alone, with the enemy closing in, he spent 50 hours trying to survive as he waited for a rescue. For the first time, he tells his story. This Sunday on 60 Minutes"

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:35 AM (AKptf)

112 Question for the traveling Horde:

Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

ABSOLUTELY. I only fly 2-4 times a year. Absolutely worth getting the pre-check.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:35 AM (N39Ws)

113 Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed's speech at a controversial Islamic convention in Detroit this weekend was sandwiched between a video montage featuring a firebrand imam declaring that "America is going down" and a speech from another cleric who said members of Congress who voted for an antisemitism bill were "guilty of treason."
=====================
Treason against the Nazi-supporting Caliphate maybe, but otherwise a vote all we normies cheer. Screw you, jihadists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 08:35 AM (Cp1jM)

114 Usually stories that include the terms "wild brawl," "dust up," and "melee" also include the journalistic code words "teens" and "youths."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

115 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:35 AM (N39Ws)

How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

116 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

117 It's International Box Wine Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

118 Usually stories that include the terms "wild brawl," "dust up," and "melee" also include the journalistic code words "teens" and "youths."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

As opposed to the more appropriate 'thugs' and 'hoodrats.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

119 Valid. Unless he's only there for the fair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

Sid went to the Folsom Street Fair
Condoms, dildos, and LSD spiked wine
he first saw inflated scrotum man there
and loved to spread for him all the time....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 08:37 AM (1Ff7Z)

120
I'm flying today to Milwaukee to, first, have lunch with a friend of mine since fourth grade and his wife, and then heading over to Stevens Point to spend the night there.

Ought there be a campaign to have Stevens Point change its name to "Stevens' Point and Laugh"? Solely to pay our respects to the Dim candidate Hong who crashed and burned over abolishing Thanksgiving and getting the heebie-jeebies over her half-white spawn, of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2026 08:38 AM (HWCyF)

121 It's International Box Wine Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

Oh shit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

122 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)
====

Crazy hobo tried to start trouble with a normie and picked a martial arts instructor walking his dog.

Pure FAFO.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

123 Also, a reporter was there with a camera.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

124 Hochul, James and more importantly the Democrat legislature has destroyed NY.

Republicans haven’t had a majority in the legislature since the 70’s. They haven’t had a majority in the senate since 2018. For at least the last ten years expenditures have exceeded revenues. They have run a deficit in every one of those years. That’s before we get to abortion up until birth, attacks on the traditional family, sexualization of our schools, purveying homosexuality to children, the highest taxes in the nation, the highest rate of exfil by the residents, the complete abandonment of civil liberties during COVID and the weaponization of the legal system against anyone who opposed them, including people who speak up at PTA meetings.

This is what happens when you put one party in control. You get tyranny.

No, I think Blakeman has a shot. The people who are left know the ship is sinking. The only thing that will save Democrats is blatant election fraud, especially mail in ballots.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (dJzwV)

125 117 It's International Box Wine Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 08:37 AM

We'll drink to that!!

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham and Old Lady Emhoff at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

126 I assume there will be multiple speakers at the 9/11 memorial service in NYC. I'd assume more than one are bold enough, if so inclined, to call out the Islamist mayor and "his peoples" as the perpetrators of that horrible day.

Make him, and the other Muslims in attendance, uncomfortable with the truth. Stir some shit. They are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (2Cry5)

127 Republican voters who sit this cycle out will hand power to a party that has been seized by its most radical elements.
------------

Yeah but Republicans are offering some pretty lousy alternatives in some places.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (K1tV2)

128 "60 Minutes
@60Minutes
Sep 8
An American Air Force officer was shot down over Iran. Wounded and alone, with the enemy closing in, he spent 50 hours trying to survive as he waited for a rescue. For the first time, he tells his story. This Sunday on 60 Minutes"

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:35 AM (AKptf)

Wonder how they will turn this against Trump ? You know they will....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (+gK6I)

129 Good morning all,

Costco run in my part of Canada, Not much to buy and my Armhagheddon supply is still well stocked. So I should be fine before President Trump wills Carney and Ford to their fricken knees before him and cuts off their frickin heads in search of brains. Oh, I'm letting this all go.

President already retaliated. Stock up people. You'll no longer be able to biy Canadian mollasses and mototrcycles. Dozens hirt.

Heh. A game show on in the background. Alonso asks a pretty cute woman what she'd do with $25,000.

"Well, I just graduated with an English degree and I need to pay off my student loans.! Whoo!"

Yes you do toots.
Yes you do.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 08:40 AM (Sco7b)

130 Kimmy Jimmel not getting a new contract upsets me to no end. I'll have to find someone else to not watch.

Posted by: Keeping Score at September 09, 2026 08:40 AM (Fn+3X)

131
No, I think Blakeman has a shot. The people who are left know the ship is sinking. The only thing that will save Democrats is blatant election fraud, especially mail in ballots.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (dJzwV)

And it will be the law of the land.

You're WELCOME!!!

Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at September 09, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

132 Has anyone talked about the situation in Missouri surrounding the new voting map?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 08:40 AM (ExV1e)

133 Kimmy Jimmel not getting a new contract upsets me to no end. I'll have to find someone else to not watch.

Posted by: Keeping Score at September 09, 2026 08:40 AM (Fn+3X)

May he have a walk through the Tenderloin neighborhood very soon.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

134 115 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:35 AM (N39Ws)

How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

Doing great. 95% back to normal, I'd say. Docs are still watching me like a hawk, but 1 year post treatment all signs point to remission.

I hope your road is getting easier to travel. You and the FL really need a break.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:41 AM (N39Ws)

135 Wonder how they will turn this against Trump ? You know they will....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (+gK6I)

He wouldn't have been shot down and wounded if dRumpf hadn't started this totally illegal war against the peace loving people of Iran. Alooooooooha Snackbar!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

136 Yah gotta love the blithely ignorant arrogance of these people. Inclusivity is nice enough, and it's possible up to a point. But look around... we're past that point.

We have an immigration problem that is probably the hottest flashpoint in our society. We have Aztecs ethnically cleansing black neighborhoods, particularly in the west. We have blacks who riot against whites on a biannual basis. We have Muslims who view the host population as dhimmis and loot it to the tune of billions every year. We have Haitians eating the pets of the people who live here. We have Indians hijacking HR departments and hiring on a racial basis. We have a rainbow of woke folk dictating university admissions on a different racial basis. And through it all, we have a white population growing increasingly more restive about the whole thing.

The future isn't inclusive.

The future is a melee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

137 Late night is dead. UK now has a version of Saturday Night Live. They make fun of the UK politicians and the royals, so it is funny!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:42 AM (AKptf)

138 117 It's International Box Wine Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Opening Box #2 here!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High!! at September 09, 2026 08:43 AM (Fn+3X)

139 There are only 54 days till election day.
Really a lot less than that when you factor in early voting.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

140
Time to get up and Boogie with Trump and Elon!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ArGJVF_OvoY

I'm pretty sure this is real!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 08:43 AM (iJfKG)

141 I assume there will be multiple speakers at the 9/11 memorial service in NYC. I'd assume more than one are bold enough, if so inclined, to call out the Islamist mayor and "his peoples" as the perpetrators of that horrible day.

Make him, and the other Muslims in attendance, uncomfortable with the truth. Stir some shit. They are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2026 08:39 AM (2Cry5)

The thing that saddens me most about that, so far, is the fact that those that are actually calling for Mamdani to NOT attend the memorials are still clinging to the "radical islhamists" meme. No, sir. They are ORTHODOX. They are the TRUE BELIEVERS in islham. All the others are simply the silent backers. All of islham wants to enslave or kill you. No other options.

The sooner we ALL realize that and act accordingly, the better chance of survival we all have.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

142 138 117 It's International Box Wine Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Opening Box #2 here!
Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High!! at September 09, 2026 08:43 AM (Fn+3X)

Speaking of that.. The Woman running for Governor in Ohio is giving Kamala a run for her money on drunk while campaigning ... At least she appears drunk...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (+gK6I)

143 Was in the hooch store yesterday and I noticed Canadian whiskey didn't seem any more expensive than it usually is.
This whole tariff thing is a mystery.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Crazy hobo tried to start trouble with a normie and picked a martial arts instructor walking his dog.

Pure FAFO.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

123 Also, a reporter was there with a camera.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Video available? That could be entertaining.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (cIy7m)

145 One of the great essays ever on the media was Robert Kaplan's "Media and Medievalism" of about 15 years ago. He summarized exquisitely how the media has arrogated to itself the role of the priestly inquisitors and how we have allowed them to take on this role, as if our very moral existence depended on explaining ourselves to them. They are imposters, liars, garbage people wearing robes of grand bearing and assuming roles they don't come close to deserving.

I'm so sick of hearing our reps go in their shows and mouth groveling greetings, "thank you for having me, George," etc. Thank you for having me? On a public airwaves you don't own and which you dirty and disgrace every time you open your mouths? F*ck you. You hate me, my constituents, and America and do nothing but lie about us. F*ck you. It's over. You want war, we'll give it to you.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:46 AM (ntaXS)

146 The UK is probably 2nd most disruptive and negative force in world affair , after the Iranian Islamist regime. They make a mess , insert themselves as the savior, then when unable to resolve (of course! they are useless!) drag the US and the rest of the world into their folly. All in order to gain that top positions lost over 100+ years ago. I hate them.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:47 AM (AKptf)

147 Doing great. 95% back to normal, I'd say. Docs are still watching me like a hawk, but 1 year post treatment all signs point to remission.

I hope your road is getting easier to travel. You and the FL really need a break.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:41 AM (N39Ws)

That's fantastic. So very glad to hear it.

We're doing Ok. We did just learn that a really good friend of ours passed away suddenly last week. He'd been feeling bad for the better part of 2 years now with some ailment that baffled doctors the entire time, which they're now calling some kind of "stomach infection."

His wife and son aren't handling it all that well, so the First Lady will likely head down to spend some time with her next week. The son is going through the guilt and anger stage, so not sure if she'll see him or not.

2026 can really just f*ck right off, for the most part.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

148 The UK are responsible for the ME fires, the mess between Russian and Ukraine, and they inserted themselves in US elections in 2016, to prevent Trump from becoming President. They knew what was coming, he owed them nothing, they could not buy him, so they tried to destroy him.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:48 AM (AKptf)

149 I don't care what anyone says, now that I'm back at home in the UK, I can get all the todger creme I want!

Posted by: Prince Harry Markle, not HRH at September 09, 2026 08:49 AM (2X2jr)

150 The UK is sanctioning Israel for ethnic cleansing while performing it on their own people. It’s unbelievable how far they’ve fallen.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2026 08:49 AM (QZThv)

151
Speaking of that.. The Woman running for Governor in Ohio is giving Kamala a run for her money on drunk while campaigning ... At least she appears drunk...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (+gK6I)

Oh, the one that suffered the 'right wing assassination attempt?'

Yeah, she's a real go getter, that broad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

152 143 Was in the hooch store yesterday and I noticed Canadian whiskey didn't seem any more expensive than it usually is.
This whole tariff thing is a mystery.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez

Probably old supply and the stores aren't paying it yet.

Booze banned by the end of the month.

GSA ordered not to buy Canadian. But I'm sure they barely spend billions and billions at all.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 08:50 AM (Sco7b)

153 the rest of the world into their folly. All in order to gain that top positions lost over 100+ years ago. I hate them.
Posted by: runner

Bangers 'n' Mash and Bacon Butty are about all they have going for them beside some historic architectural monuments.

Posted by: The King Is A Fink! at September 09, 2026 08:51 AM (Fn+3X)

154 Video available? That could be entertaining.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (cIy7m)

Sfgate.com

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

155 152 143 Was in the hooch store yesterday and I noticed Canadian whiskey didn't seem any more expensive than it usually is.
This whole tariff thing is a mystery.

I get one of my prescriptions from Canada.. Ordered last week.... I had to pay a 60 dollar tariff...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:51 AM (+gK6I)

156 "Inclusivity" presupposes some desire of the includee to be included.

Anything else is socioeconomic squatting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:51 AM (Ot/FD)

157 Subsidizing Stay-at-Home Mothers Will Be Welfare for Immigrants

**********

It's not a handout.

It's a ~~hand up~~ "Hand it over!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 09, 2026 08:52 AM (qgHp7)

158 Was in the hooch store yesterday and I noticed Canadian whiskey didn't seem any more expensive than it usually is.
This whole tariff thing is a mystery.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 09, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez

They're having tizzys on LinkedIn about "Trump is STOPPING TRADE with other countries!!????"

I so want to comment "I'm so glad to see you're OK with The United States getting the shaft on trade deficits and tariffs. When the "pay your fair share" actually comes through, NOW you have problems with trade?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

159 Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:46 AM (ntaXS)

Absolutely. If I were a Republican politician, whose power derives from voters who HATE the media, my press interviews would stop happening real quick. There's no way in a month of Sundays you'd ever hear me say "thanks for having me on, George."

It would be "dial it in, turd burglar. I don't want to be here, it's a major inconvenience, and your questions are beneath my dignity. So let's get this over with as fast as we can, but first... I need you to thank me for gracing this shithole with my presence. Get to thanking. Thank HARD. I need you to sell it, or I'm walking."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 08:52 AM (BI5O2)

160
I get one of my prescriptions from Canada.. Ordered last week.... I had to pay a 60 dollar tariff...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:51 AM (+gK6I)

Is it not available via the Trump Pharmacy thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

161 When the "pay your fair share" actually comes through, NOW you have problems with trade?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

I love how deviously selective the argument that "America is rich, we can afford it" is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)

162 Canada should drink its own disgusting mead. Or sell it to their best buddies, the Chinese.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:54 AM (AKptf)

163 The UK is probably 2nd most disruptive and negative force in world affair , after the Iranian Islamist regime. ...
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:47 AM (AKptf)
======

China is asshoe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

164
I love how deviously selective the argument that "America is rich, we can afford it" is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)

To which the proper response is "f*ck right off with that noise."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

165 Anything else is socioeconomic squatting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 08:51 AM (Ot/FD)

Good essay by Michael Smith today, "Civilizational Squatters."

https://tinyurl.com/2pex55c7

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:55 AM (ntaXS)

166 Good essay by Michael Smith today

Sounds like a name you'd check into a Notel Motel with.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

167 Almost getting to be the time for AOP to come south for the winter. Will Trump-Carney feud close the border by then?

Posted by: Stay Tuned at September 09, 2026 08:56 AM (Fn+3X)

168 Is it not available via the Trump Pharmacy thing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

Nope... It's Eliquis and it can cost as much as 500 dollars a month here... I was paying around 40 dollars in Canada.. Now about 65 dollars...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:56 AM (+gK6I)

169 I see that oil is being bid up again. I assume this is due to the Houthis attacking KSA?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

170 Question for the traveling Horde:

Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Just wear a burka. They won't check shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 08:57 AM (dRC6u)

171 2026 can really just f*ck right off, for the most part.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

I agree. Lost 2 friends recently to cancer. Sucks to be in the stage of life where you go to more funerals than weddings.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

172 Bangers 'n' Mash and Bacon Butty are about all they have going for them beside some historic architectural monuments.

===

You can find that same architecture in New England I imagine. And bangers n mash ...is just sausage.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 08:57 AM (AKptf)

173
Nope... It's Eliquis and it can cost as much as 500 dollars a month here... I was paying around 40 dollars in Canada.. Now about 65 dollars...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:56 AM (+gK6I)

Sorry to hear that. Hope that changes soon. I know he's actually doing a lot to lower the cost of medications for Americans. Hopefully that one makes the list.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

174 Question for the traveling Horde:

Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

hell yes

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

175 New Yorker here, Mid Hudson valley. Does Blakeman have a shot? Maybe. My county went far left after 9/11 and DiBlasio and continues to go further left. NYC, parts of Long Island and cities upstate are Dem controlled. They have huge state bureaucracies they have built which is a built in Dem constituency. The number of welfare recipients brings vote dependency for the Dems
I'd love for Blakeman to win, because Hochul is a corrupt gibbering nitwit, but NY is now too corrupt and stupid to save.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (v6vok)

176 Will Stateless, Ralphy, and Snowflake be iced/snowed in this winter with nothing to eat but home-growned Poutine and Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Stay Tuned!! at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (Fn+3X)

177
The UK is probably 2nd most disruptive and negative force in world affair , after the Iranian Islamist regime. They make a mess , insert themselves as the savior, then when unable to resolve (of course! they are useless!) drag the US and the rest of the world into their folly. All in order to gain that top positions lost over 100+ years ago. I hate them.
Posted by: runner

I watched / listened to an AI video yesterday about the WWII campaign in Sicily. Its premise was that the Brits, especially Montgomery, thought that Americans were inferior fighters compared to them and so were to be relegated to a supporting role on the left flank for their advance up the east coast to Messina. George Patton said, "Eff that noise" and "I'll show you what mobile fighting can accomplish" and the rest was history.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (HWCyF)

178 (looks at last post and snifs)

I thought I had something there.

(insert sad face here)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 09, 2026 08:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

179 Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?

Yes. There is too much Irish in my ancestry to successfully pull off the burka defense.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 09:00 AM (7fxnh)

180 China is asshoe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

Economic. The UK is the whole deal, economic, geo-political. The UK runs a surplus with China in Services. Banking and Finance, consulting, you name it.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:00 AM (AKptf)

181 Good essay by Michael Smith today, "Civilizational Squatters."

https://tinyurl.com/2pex55c7
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 08:55 AM (ntaXS)

I was thinking in terms of foreigners demanding accomodation while offering none in return, but... dang, it really is a domestic problem too.

Our little garbage-baby shitlib class is no different from a foreign invader. They demand the benefits of being included into America (as is their birthright), but without the onus of actually having to live up to being American.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 09:01 AM (Ot/FD)

182 I'd love for Blakeman to win, because Hochul is a corrupt gibbering nitwit, but NY is now too corrupt and stupid to save.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (v6vok)

Turnout is the thing. 60% of voters in NYC stayed home and brought you Mamdani. Hopefully they won't be too busy to prevent the outright communization of the entire state............Not that they're not already mostly there or anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

183 Pretty sad when sausage and potatoes are the pinnacle of your national cuisine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

184 The idea that Brits were *ever* better at soldiering than Americans is laughable. The only time they EVER came close to demonstrating that was in 1812, and as the Battle of New Orleans showed, the timing of the Treaty of Ghent was very fortuitous for them... had they carried on the fight they'd have been humiliated by us twice instead of walking away with a loss and a draw.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2026 09:02 AM (BI5O2)

185 Is TSA pre-check worth it when you have to fly?

You do have to use your own common sense about some things. One of the “benefits” of pre-check is that you don’t have to take off your shoes. This has never been true for me. I literally wore slippers one time (with my shoes in my bag for the other side) and they still set off whatever gets set off.

But the lines are shorter and there’s less hassle.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 09:02 AM (7fxnh)

186 ts premise was that the Brits, especially Montgomery, thought that Americans were inferior fighters compared to them and so were to be relegated to a supporting role on the left flank for their advance up the east coast to Messina. George Patton said, "Eff that noise" and "I'll show you what mobile fighting can accomplish" and the rest was history.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2026 08:58 AM (HWCyF)

yes! and they still think that they have armed forces! the only thing they got going there are the Gurkhas.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:02 AM (AKptf)

187 I agree. Lost 2 friends recently to cancer. Sucks to be in the stage of life where you go to more funerals than weddings.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

*brohug*

All the more reason to hang Fauci by his toenails and play Golden Tee with his ballsack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

188
Some dreams are small. Some dreams are big!

Oh so, very big!!!

This Clancy Supporter has the biggest dreams!

I can't take a sh* by myself. I can't eat when I want to. I can't go out and just get a Dunkin whenever I want to. I can't film a video whenever I want to. I can't scream whenever I want to. I can't go to dinner whenever I want to. Dream bigger. Dream bigger. Do not try to make the family that you've always wanted. Don't even do it. Don't do it.

Ladies, live your best life today! Dream bigger!

Go to Dunkin Donuts whenever you want!

Eat that Dunkin Donut whenever you want!

Then Take a Shit in Private whenever you want!

That's the dream, girl! Don't let your family stop you from living the Donut Eating-Shit Taking Fantasy of Life alone!!!

https://tinyurl.com/r94cepkk

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)

189 Nope... It's Eliquis and it can cost as much as 500 dollars a month here... I was paying around 40 dollars in Canada.. Now about 65 dollars...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 08:56 AM (+gK6I)

I hope that issue changes soon for the better. Maybe alternatives? I'm always shocked to find out Canada actually makes things.

Lol. The Feds want me to buy Canadian. Sure I'll buy 10 times the food and I guess I can store a few rolls of processed steel in the garage. Idiots.

Oh, BC brought out the big guns. They put up a sign saying Canada will never be the 51st state. Liberals and those magical signs that grant wishes. At least Mooch's sign got the Nigerian schoolgirls released. Oh wait.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 09:04 AM (Sco7b)

190 183 Pretty sad when sausage and potatoes are the pinnacle of your national cuisine.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

With our Paki Overlords now in charge, Londoners can get Chicken Vindaloo at 3 AM!

Posted by: Onslow On The Dole at September 09, 2026 09:05 AM (Fn+3X)

191 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

"His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."

The prosecution had roughly zero chance with these women.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xxpk7

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

192
That's the dream, girl! Don't let your family stop you from living the Donut Eating-Shit Taking Fantasy of Life alone!!!

https://tinyurl.com/r94cepkk
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)

Every father of those children should immediately contact a lawyer and fight like HELL for custody. Those children are in imminent danger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

193 I would put the UK farther down the list of countries that are asshoe

Russia
China
Nork Korea
most of the stans (Afghani-, Paki-, etc)
the French can be dicks

feel free to add to the list

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 09:08 AM (ZxPkt)

194
That's the dream, girl! Don't let your family stop you from living the Donut Eating-Shit Taking Fantasy of Life alone!!!

https://tinyurl.com/r94cepkk
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)

There are no words...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (+gK6I)

195 How did so many psychos get on the Clancy jury in the first place?

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (Q+gd/)

196 191 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

"His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."

The prosecution had roughly zero chance with these women.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xxpk7
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

In their interview, they complain at the one male holdout juror not following the law. Seems to me that the 11 failed in their duty, not the one male. Gushing over the defense attorney? Expressing feelz towards the defendant?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (N39Ws)

197 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

"His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."

The prosecution had roughly zero chance with these women.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xxpk7
Posted by: redridinghood

The fact that the jurors don't see this as an "own goal" is amazing:

"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."

Yeah. Right out of one juror's mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (dRC6u)

198 195 How did so many psychos get on the Clancy jury in the first place?
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (Q+gd/)

It's Massachusetts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:10 AM (N39Ws)

199
Japan's been having insanely heavy rains and flooding throughout the country over the last week.

Flooding and mudslides. Not a great end of summer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-vQiiLczGo

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2026 09:10 AM (iJfKG)

200 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

"His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."

The prosecution had roughly zero chance with these women.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xxpk7
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

Reportedly, a couple of the female jurors were nurses who 'explained' the tox reports using their outside knowledge, in violation of jury rules.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

201 Reportedly, a couple of the female jurors were nurses who 'explained' the tox reports using their outside knowledge, in violation of jury rules.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Well, their Mercury thermometer was in Gatorade.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:11 AM (dRC6u)

202 I would put the UK farther down the list of countries that are asshoe

Russia
China
Nork Korea
most of the stans (Afghani-, Paki-, etc)
the French can be dicks

feel free to add to the list
Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 09:08 AM (ZxPkt)

If your list doesn't include the US, particularly the CIA and State, then you're closing your eyes to what happens in the world.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)

203 The Clancy jurors included nurses who shared their "knowledge" of pharmacology violated their duty not to include things that weren't introduced as evidence. You can use your own knowledge to influence your decision, but you can't hold yourself out as an expert.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 09:12 AM (v6vok)

204
Reportedly, a couple of the female jurors were nurses who 'explained' the tox reports using their outside knowledge, in violation of jury rules.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

This pushes me more and more towards the fact that the prosecution was f*cking incompetent and screwed jury selection up royally.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

205 This pushes me more and more towards the fact that the prosecution was f*cking incompetent and screwed jury selection up royally.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

Sure looks that way

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:13 AM (+gK6I)

206 In their interview, they complain at the one male holdout juror not following the law. Seems to me that the 11 failed in their duty, not the one male. Gushing over the defense attorney? Expressing feelz towards the defendant?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (N39Ws)

Near as I can tell, their complaint that "he didn't follow the law" comes down to him saying that he had some doubts and them deciding that those doubts were, obviously, reasonable and so he should acquit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

207 that's heavy

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

208 As soon as the US kicked the UK from any talks in the Middle East, peace started to break out. The Abraham accords, the elimination of Iranian hegemony over the region. That really pissed them off. Other presidents deferred to the UK for guidance in many world affairs. Not Trump, no one leads but the Trump! They tried to entice him with 2 visits with monarch (BFD.. ), did not work. Just bored him to death!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:14 AM (AKptf)

209 Near as I can tell, their complaint that "he didn't follow the law" comes down to him saying that he had some doubts and them deciding that those doubts were, obviously, reasonable and so he should acquit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

He's a hero in My book... He's the only one who fought for justice for those murdered Children

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)

210 This pushes me more and more towards the fact that the prosecution was f*cking incompetent and screwed jury selection up royally.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

Or complicit.

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (Q+gd/)

211 This pushes me more and more towards the fact that the prosecution was f*cking incompetent and screwed jury selection up royally.

In a place where the result could be this lopsided, I’m not sure that incompetence is the most likely explanation.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (7fxnh)

212 This pushes me more and more towards the fact that the prosecution was f*cking incompetent and screwed jury selection up royally.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

Jury selection was horrible. So was witness preparation.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (N39Ws)

213 He's a hero in My book... He's the only one who fought for justice for those murdered Children

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)

This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

214 The fact that the jurors don't see this as an "own goal" is amazing:

"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."

Yeah. Right out of one juror's mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (dRC6u)

It's pretty revealing. They admit to the murder. That she strangled her terrified kids (the last two in front of the bodies of the others.)

But, in their minds, she is completely not responsible. Or she is, but something else made her do it. That is what is so corrosive about this whole deal. She's an evil monster. Bullet/rope. Done. It's all the people defending her that are so horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (Y/06r)

215 Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

There's nothing funny nor entertaining about that guy.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Oy/m2)

216 that's heavy
Posted by: Don Black

Yeah.

Posted by: Marty McFly at September 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Y08do)

217 He's a hero in My book... He's the only one who fought for justice for those murdered Children
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:17 AM (Y/06r)

218
There's nothing funny nor entertaining about that guy.
Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Oy/m2)

He IS willing to wipe his ass with his morality for a client, so there's that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

219 215 Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

Three children were not available for comment...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:18 AM (+gK6I)

220 215 Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."

There's nothing funny nor entertaining about that guy.
Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Oy/m2)

Yeah, he's a piece of shit as well. White Johnny Cochran.

Hell, worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:18 AM (Y/06r)

221 Just as there is, "Judge Shopping," there is also, "Prosecutor Shopping."

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2026 09:18 AM (Q+gd/)

222 Kristan Hawkins
@KristanHawkins
17h
The gender reveal announced a baby girl.

Then her mother took chemical abortion pills on camera after finding out she was pregnant with a girl.

Absolutely diabolical.

Feminists tell us every day that girls deserve to be protected from violence and discrimination. But abortion makes it possible to kill a preborn girl simply because she is a girl.

Where is the outrage for HER?

There is NOTHING pro-woman about abortion.

https://tinyurl.com/3ykrjtmj

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

223 In a place where the result could be this lopsided, I’m not sure that incompetence is the most likely explanation.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (7fxnh)

This is a state which just passed a law legalizing abortion up to birth and it was celebrated. Killing kids is just part of Massachusetts culture.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

224 But, in their minds, she is completely not responsible. Or she is, but something else made her do it. That is what is so corrosive about this whole deal. She's an evil monster. Bullet/rope. Done. It's all the people defending her that are so horrifying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (Y/06r)

What strikes me as odd is for a nurse, someone who had to take at least one class in anatomy, didn't know how to kill herself. Slicing across your wrists doesn't work. You have to slice from wrist to elbow.

And with those voices, if she had just punched her own clock, it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:19 AM (N39Ws)

225 "He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."

Yeah. Right out of one juror's mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:09 AM (dRC6u)
----
That right there shows how sick and depraved the jurors were.

Other than the lone holdout who wanted to hold Clancy responsible for her actions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 09:20 AM (FZ29D)

226 Johnny Cochran and this guy were good at their jobs. Sleazy is the definition of a good criminal defense lawyer.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 09:20 AM (Y08do)

227 Interesting...

" James Lindsay, anti-Communist retweeted
Meg Brock
@MegEBrock
Sep 8
The weird “conservative” war against women working and the push to embrace a “tradwife” lifestyle makes a lot more sense when you understand demonizing female employment is a critical part of justifying a conservative-socialist policy agenda."

Conservative-Socialist agenda...like subsidizing not working...

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:20 AM (AKptf)

228 Jury selection was horrible. So was witness preparation.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:15 AM (N39Ws)

In fairness, the defendant admitted killing the kids and the witnesses pretty much said that her psychosis excuse was bullshit. Reasonable people would have found her guilty in however long it took to fill out the paperwork.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

229 Conservative-Socialist came out of the old blue-dog Democrat stock. So no surprise.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:21 AM (AKptf)

230 A couple of positives out of the Clancy trial:

The dating scene got a whole lot clearer for men.

Kids now what daddy to teach them how to shoot guns in case mommy gets the sadz and starts giving them the "Lindsay Clancy side-look".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:21 AM (N39Ws)

231 Wait what? Women raising kids is now socialist? 😂

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 09:22 AM (Y08do)

232 There is NOTHING pro-woman about abortion.

https://tinyurl.com/3ykrjtmj

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

"KILL IT!!!!"

Coca-cola should be proud. Maybe we'll see this in their next ad campaign targeting the black community.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)

233 He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."

Yeah. Right out of one juror's mouth.
Posted by: rickb223

Holy fuck. Was she growing horns and a tail while saying this?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 09:22 AM (cIy7m)

234 There is NOTHING pro-woman about abortion.

https://tinyurl.com/3ykrjtmj

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

Part of the insidiously evil part of abortion on demand is that it has further created the idea in women's (and men's) heads that pregnancy is a commodity. An accessory. It has depersonalized children to the extent that they are like a handbag. You do not want to spend time and effort on the one that is not perfect for you. That compliments YOU the best.

When you start seeing how... selfish ALL of this is, it becomes even more horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:23 AM (Y/06r)

235 What strikes me as odd is for a nurse, someone who had to take at least one class in anatomy, didn't know how to kill herself.

Let's not forget that she also flung herself out of a second story window. Second story, man. Who'd have expected to survive that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

236 @MegEBrock
Sep 8
The weird “conservative” war against women working and the push to embrace a “tradwife” lifestyle makes a lot more sense when you understand demonizing female employment is a critical part of justifying a conservative-socialist policy agenda."

It's weird you're sofa king stupid you remember to breath every 5 seconds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:24 AM (ccf/V)

237 Wait what? Women raising kids is now socialist? 😂
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 09, 2026 09:22 AM (Y08do)

Paying a stipend to sit home is.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:24 AM (AKptf)

238 Outcomes. They want the power to produce outcomes, facts be damned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 09:24 AM (cIy7m)

239
Paying a stipend to sit home is.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:24 AM (AKptf)

Yeah.. That is one of Trump's dumbest ideas...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (+gK6I)

240 What strikes me as odd is for a nurse, someone who had to take at least one class in anatomy, didn't know how to kill herself. Slicing across your wrists doesn't work. You have to slice from wrist to elbow.

And with those voices, if she had just punched her own clock, it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2026 09:19 AM (N39Ws)

Answer: she was never really suicidal. It was cover. Bullshit. Surface.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (Y/06r)

241 *breathe

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

242
Answer: she was never really suicidal. It was cover. Bullshit. Surface.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (Y/06r)

The breaking her back was the only thing that wasn't planned in that entire scenario.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

243 The New Deal - BAD!! 40T in debt - BAD!!
Paying to stay home - great idea !! give me a break.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (AKptf)

244 The breaking her back was the only thing that wasn't planned in that entire scenario.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

Sponge is picking up what I'm putting down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (Y/06r)

245 The breaking her back was the only thing that wasn't planned in that entire scenario.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

I hope she never gets out of that wheelchair... Or prison

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (+gK6I)

246
Holy fuck. Was she growing horns and a tail while saying this?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 09:22 AM (cIy7m)

I'm sadly becoming more and more a fan of late late late term abortion........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)

247
Sponge is picking up what I'm putting down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (Y/06r)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

248 In fairness, the defendant admitted killing the kids and the witnesses pretty much said that her psychosis excuse was bullshit. Reasonable people would have found her guilty in however long it took to fill out the paperwork.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

If Lindsay were a guy? 19 minutes to death row.

John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.

The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.

He was executed in Texas in 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:27 AM (dRC6u)

249 Govt paying off college debt - BAD!! MEDICAID - BAD!!
Mommy/daddy get a stipend to stay at home - GREAT!!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)

250 The New Deal - BAD!! 40T in debt - BAD!!
Paying to stay home - great idea !! give me a break.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (AKptf)

The money is appropriated. By law, it must be spent. It. Must. Be. Spent. This isn't up to Trump. They can either send it to parents or to daycares but they must spend it. Must. Get it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e)

251 Govt paying off college debt - BAD!! MEDICAID - BAD!!
Mommy/daddy get a stipend to stay at home - GREAT!!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)

As I said yesterday. Increase the child care credit. Let new parents keep more of their money. Stop treating the taxpayer like a never emptying piggy bank.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

252 Good morning!
In before the art thread? So late today. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 09:30 AM (rOKnE)

253 As I said yesterday. Increase the child care credit. Let new parents keep more of their money. Stop treating the taxpayer like a never emptying piggy bank.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

All of that requires action by Congress. Trump has taken the only action which he can without Congress doing something.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

254 Art up

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2026 09:30 AM (dRC6u)

255 *somebody explain the fake appropriations game and pork to those not in the know , I don't have time for nonsense. thanks!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (AKptf)

256 I think Trump is like a conservative squirrel. He is trying to figure out a full court press to enact and foster and protect a conservative revolution. This is just an idea he likes. It's not a good one (too many ways to subvert) but the general idea is not horrible. Make it so that someone staying home with the kids is viable these days.

Just make sure she's not an evil bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

257 I'm sadly becoming more and more a fan of late late late term abortion........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 09, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)

Let's not sugar coat it. Some people need killing. And AWFL Karens shuffled their fat asses to the front of the line on this one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 09:31 AM (dK+Kv)

258 >>Answer: she was never really suicidal. It was cover. Bullshit. Surface.

Yep. 13 different prescriptions in recent months and she didn't OD? That would have been the easiest.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

259 All of a sudden they found a good subsidy they can get behind!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2026 09:32 AM (AKptf)

260 So the payments thing, as I understand solely from the horde comments yesterday, is a case of Trump saying, effectively, "We're required to spend this money, we can't legally just refuse to spend it. So maybe let's at least give it to stay-at-home moms, not fake daycare centers. Legal, get me some opinions on what we can do for something like that. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 09:32 AM (aJQbY)

261 >>Part of the insidiously evil part of abortion on demand is that it has further created the idea in women's (and men's) heads that pregnancy is a commodity. An accessory. It has depersonalized children to the extent that they are like a handbag. You do not want to spend time and effort on the one that is not perfect for you. That compliments YOU the best.

When you start seeing how... selfish ALL of this is, it becomes even more horrifying.
- - - -

^^^^^^^^
THIS!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2026 09:33 AM (rOKnE)

262 This pushes me more and more towards the fact that the prosecution was f*cking incompetent and screwed jury selection up royally.
——-

Never ascribe to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice aforethought

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 09:35 AM (qDLv4)

263 260 So the payments thing, as I understand solely from the horde comments yesterday, is a case of Trump saying, effectively, "We're required to spend this money, we can't legally just refuse to spend it. So maybe let's at least give it to stay-at-home moms, not fake daycare centers. Legal, get me some opinions on what we can do for something like that. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

exactly!

again well said Dave! how goes the job search?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 09, 2026 09:39 AM (j+aD2)

264 Holy shit. Those interviews of some women on the Clancy jury. Burn it all down. We have built nothing worth saving.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2026 09:42 AM (4aa1M)

265 260 So the payments thing, as I understand solely from the horde comments yesterday, is a case of Trump saying, effectively, "We're required to spend this money, we can't legally just refuse to spend it. So maybe let's at least give it to stay-at-home moms, not fake daycare centers. Legal, get me some opinions on what we can do for something like that. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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Who want's a TACO? I sure do!
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ifLIBsWantAmerica2Fail
PUNCHLINE: Because ctHARRIS absolutely wouldn't change a thing.

That's the thing about comedy; not everyone's going to get the joke!

LET'S GO BRANDON! YOU ARE THE STORM.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-IceAgentChuckie
STARSHIP TROOPERs -- citizenship is not a birthright; it is a status earned

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seekiing OBOE at September 09, 2026 09:50 AM (FJSqj)

Daily Tech News 9 September 2026

Top Story

The US government is accusing Chinese AI companies of trying to kidnap what American AI companies have rightfully stolen. (Cyberscoop)

And they think it quite ungentlemanly.

Meanwhile Google is giving Europe exactly what it asked for, the bastards. (Engadget)

The EU mandated that tech companies not treat their own products more favourably than competitors', which is insane.

So Google is complying by make its products worse - just for Europe.

Diana Moon Glampers eat your heart out.

Tech News

I found $12,000 worth of DDR4 RAM in my garage. (Tom's Hardware)

Well, not me personally; the guy in the article. I have $1200 worth of DDR3 RAM in my garage. The DDR4 stash is in the guest suite.

Running Kimi K3 on an M5 Macbook at one token per second. (GitHub)

Still painful but 70 times faster than the original version. That's a model that requires 5.6 terabytes of VRAM to run at full precision.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: Two is one and one is none and none is somehow two.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:36 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Pixy, the front page is weird. It shows your headline and top two stories, then Continue reading, then nothing but white space!

(I clicked Continue reading, and everything sorted out.)

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)

4 Yeah, something is up. I don’t know how comments appeared because I never clicked on it. No old posts were showing either.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2026 04:38 AM (8jVAy)

5 Living a low tech life in a high tech world !

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:40 AM (E0Et6)

6 The Kessler Twins - I Say a Little Prayer

So cute!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

7 The main page is only loading the Tech News up to the "Continue Reading" link, no other stories appear, UNTIL you click "Continue Reading" then the rest of the tech news AND the other stories appear.

Might be some advertising chicanery going on. (I don't know I have all that crap blocked.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:43 AM (O7YUW)

8 Oops. Fixed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 09, 2026 04:44 AM (BLOW1)

9 Aha, I see m experienced the same thing.

Pixy, we have a problem.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:44 AM (O7YUW)

10 HAD a problem. Thanks Pixy.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:44 AM (O7YUW)

11 m, I saw a reply to you about not eating before bed time but I didn't see your comment. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:45 AM (E0Et6)

12 3 Pixy, the front page is weird. It shows your headline and top two stories, then Continue reading, then nothing but white space!

(I clicked Continue reading, and everything sorted out.)
Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)

After I clicked Continue reading, then the rest of the post appeared; then the red-font options for Close it up and Comments appeared, and I clicked Comments and yay.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:45 AM (odBC9)

13 And ... G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:45 AM (O7YUW)

14 11 m, I saw a reply to you about not eating before bed time but I didn't see your comment. I hope you are well.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:45 AM (E0Et6)

Thank you, Ben Had. I'm very well. I had just, for some time, had a tiny stomach problem at night and thought, oh, well, getting old. It had not dawned on me to try "no eating 2 hours before bed," which reduce the tiny stomach problem to zero problem. Yay for the ONT morons.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

15 Another hero from 9/11. "The man in the red bandana": Welles Crowther .Scroll down in link for video. "Town hall " website:

https://tinyurl.com/2rvypur3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:47 AM (Tgq0P)

16 8 Oops. Fixed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 09, 2026 04:44 AM (BLOW1)

It was a test.
It was only a test.
If this had been a real emergency, you would have been notified through ...

uh-oh

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)

17 I will be glad when this long commute job is over
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 04:52 AM (Ia/+0)

18 Good evemorning!

Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 04:52 AM (ke3zm)

19 You too, Skip.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:52 AM (O7YUW)

20 Cat accidentally thrown out in landfill with couch is rescued and reunited with family. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2k7knwyy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:55 AM (JrHfD)

21 The guy who found $12K worth of ECC DDR4 in that server that work let him take when they decommissioned it:

A)bort R)etry S)ell it

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:55 AM (O7YUW)

22 G&R, We described the glitch so differently, but got to the same result! We are clearly not AI.

3 Pixy, the front page is weird. It shows your headline and top two stories, then Continue reading, then nothing but white space!

(I clicked Continue reading, and everything sorted out.)
Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)

7 The main page is only loading the Tech News up to the "Continue Reading" link, no other stories appear, UNTIL you click "Continue Reading" then the rest of the tech news AND the other stories appear.

Might be some advertising chicanery going on. (I don't know I have all that crap blocked.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:43 AM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:56 AM (odBC9)

23 And they think it quite ungentlemanly.

No honor among thieves.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 04:59 AM (6ydKt)

24 Man from MO writes on the value of silence and Psalm 46. "When silence speaks". Upper Room devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/4mnmfz49

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:02 AM (l/vq4)

25 The EU mandated that tech companies not treat their own products more favourably than competitors', which is insane.

The EU has built its entire existence on getting between the company and the customer. It's worked for them so far, in everything but economic growth, so why change now?

Making electronics manufacturers use USB-C for charging ports is about the best thing the EU has ever done in the regulatory space. Some people like their laws on data privacy, which has some good aspects, but mostly that's just a bureaucratic paperwork nightmare and does very little to stop data brokers in the grand scheme of things.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:04 AM (6ydKt)

26 It will be so great when Clancy's ex sues some of the TikTok fems and then the TikTok fems start yelling, "He's trying to PROFIT off the m*rd*rs!!!" and we sit and wait until the other shoe drops.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:04 AM (odBC9)

27 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 09, 2026 05:04 AM (V0/Sp)

28 One of them even said/smirked, "He did it. So sue me."

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:05 AM (odBC9)

29 And related hymn, "Open my eyes that I may see" which mentions "Silently now I wait for thee":

https://tinyurl.com/4vyhpkc8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:05 AM (l/vq4)

30 Running Kimi K3 on an M5 Macbook at one token per second. (GitHub)

Still painful but 70 times faster than the original version. That's a model that requires 5.6 terabytes of VRAM to run at full precision.

I've been trying a new AI for basic help with technical questions lately.

It's blazing fast due to some optimizations the company uses (which I couldn't explain if I tried).

https://chatjimmy.ai/

I just asked it a basic technical question and the return rate was:
"Generated in 0.043s • 14,196 tok/s"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:07 AM (6ydKt)

31
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2026 05:09 AM (AMvSw)

32 I just asked it a basic technical question and the return rate was:
"Generated in 0.043s • 14,196 tok/s"
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:07 AM (6ydKt)

Is 14,196 tok/s tokens?

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

33 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 05:12 AM (sAmhv)

34 This was my "God incident" from yesterday. I had to pick up spouse from bus depot. There was a lady in a car who said , smiling , "Your husband said "I'm missing my wife" ( I was a bit late) . She was wearing a tee shirt saying "Faith over fear" . I told her I liked her tee shirt and we had a nice conversation about the importance of her faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:14 AM (SzveA)

35 @22/m: "G&R, We described the glitch so differently, but got to the same result! We are clearly not AI. "

I'm just trying to figure out why I used the word "stories" instead of "posts" when referring to the ONT, the Cafe, etc...

I'm going to claim "Up earlier than expected, and no caffeine yet." The lack of caffeine is currently being remedied.

And no, we're not AI, unlike the "Cat casita" link in the Cafe. Go through it slowly. Watch for the sudden unexpected changes (not the ones that imply time-skip.) Hint: The sink.

And I've finally figured out why AI sets me off so much: It's the deceptions (intentional or not.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 05:19 AM (O7YUW)

36 Is 14,196 tok/s tokens?

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

Yes, tokens per second.
Which is... a lot.
Most returns rates are around 50 to 200 tokens per second using online AI chatbots, etc.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:20 AM (6ydKt)

37 Fen, I appreciate how you always find good stories to share.

Good morning, everyone! It's a pleasant day so far despite being at work. Had a meeting yesterday with my finance dude. Things are pretty good on that front.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 05:20 AM (NR6c1)

38 @26/m: { "He's trying to PROFIT off the m*rd*rs!!!" }

Don't start nothin' won't be nothin'.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 05:21 AM (O7YUW)

39 Stephen Miller (redsteeze on X) seems to think Trumps actions just blew the mid terms. I like Redsteeze, mostly. Unfortunately he needs to pretend he's some middle of the road guy, not one of those Trumpers. Comes across as a bit fake. He was never a conservative. I think he identify's as a libertarian. He is funny.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 05:25 AM (sAmhv)

40 35 And no, we're not AI, unlike the "Cat casita" link in the Cafe. Go through it slowly. Watch for the sudden unexpected changes (not the ones that imply time-skip.) Hint: The sink.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 05:19 AM (O7YUW)

I'm not seeing the sink-problem?

There's some snazzy cat-home architecture (and people-home architecture) via Hacker News (from 2024):

https://lanparty.house

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)

41 Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 05:20 AM (NR6c1)

You are most welcome, NR. It makes me feel good to share some positive stories and I'm glad if others like them as well.

Have a great day, everyone. You are a blessing to others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:28 AM (mXZ+5)

42 Good morning m, All.

Well, one of the doggies is limping badly. I probably can't get into my vet anytime soon, so I'll have to go to emergency. It's times like this that I hate that they can't talk.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 05:28 AM (llBIB)

43 36 Is 14,196 tok/s tokens?

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

Yes, tokens per second.
Which is... a lot.
Most returns rates are around 50 to 200 tokens per second using online AI chatbots, etc.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:20 AM (6ydKt)

Thanks.
I had just typed tok (in TikTok) and thought wait hold on wut.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:29 AM (odBC9)

44 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 09, 2026 05:33 AM (2Ez/1)

45 39 Stephen Miller (redsteeze on X) seems to think Trumps actions just blew the mid terms. I like Redsteeze, mostly. Unfortunately he needs to pretend he's some middle of the road guy, not one of those Trumpers. Comes across as a bit fake. He was never a conservative. I think he identify's as a libertarian. He is funny.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 05:25 AM (sAmhv)

Redsteeze was my #1 go-to in the Before Times. I think he's smart and informed; not wedded to a political stance.
Leaflit is my current obsession.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:45 AM (odBC9)

46 The Kessler Twins died by assisted suicide together on November 17, 2025 at the age of 89. They didn't want to be in a rest home dependent upon others. Neither married nor had children...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:47 AM (l3cgK)

47 43 36 Is 14,196 tok/s tokens?

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

Yes, tokens per second.
Which is... a lot.
Most returns rates are around 50 to 200 tokens per second using online AI chatbots, etc.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:20 AM (6ydKt)

Thanks.
I had just typed tok (in TikTok) and thought wait hold on wut.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:29 AM (odBC9)

Southpark only had one Token...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:49 AM (l3cgK)

48 JM, if that was my dog I would confine it to a small area, give two low dose aspirin and wait 24 hours. I am not a veterinarian but treat all my own in real life.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:49 AM (E0Et6)

49 Another hero from 9/11. "The man in the red bandana": Welles Crowther .Scroll down in link for video. "Town hall " website:

https://tinyurl.com/2rvypur3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:47 AM (Tgq0P)

-----

Thank you. I had never heard of this brave young man.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 05:50 AM (llBIB)

50 m, I agree. He isn't. Just, he never really explains why he thinks the mid terms are lost. Just blames Trump. I mean, maybe they are. We live in stupid times and everything is broken. The GoP doesn't need Trump to lose. They do that just fine by themselves.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2026 05:51 AM (sAmhv)

51 21 The guy who found $12K worth of ECC DDR4 in that server that work let him take when they decommissioned it:

A)bort R)etry S)ell it

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 04:55 AM (O7YUW)

I worked at a place that took my old computer and put it in a box to be sent out with all sorts of broken and discarded computer peripherals and printers. I took it, rehabilitated it and started using it; they told me in no uncertain terms if I didn't return the computer, they'd fire me, so I returned it...this time they took the extra step of breaking the memory sticks. Such a f'n waste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

52 JM, if that was my dog I would confine it to a small area, give two low dose aspirin and wait 24 hours. I am not a veterinarian but treat all my own in real life.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:49 AM (E0Et6)

----

Thank you so much for the recommendation. I'm getting up now to get the low-dose aspirin. I gave her a sedative last night to help her cope.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 05:53 AM (llBIB)

53 @40/m: "I'm not seeing the sink-problem?"

I'll point out some of the problems (not just the sink.)

(I downloaded the video, then looked at it in a video player that shows frames, and I can step frame-by-frame in full-screen.)

The time-cut nature of the video prepares your mind to accept the sudden changes that happen that shouldn't take place.

Prior to Frame 151: Do you see any fresh water or drain pipes for that sink? These are normally installed well before the cabinets or countertop.

Frame 151/304: Cabinet for sink appears, with a strange cut out hole in the front. Also, look at how he's positioning the middle peg-board onto the wall at this point. His right hand is supporting the weight of the whole thing by one shelf, while his left hand is fingertip pressed against the face of the back-board, not lifting under the lower edge of the board. Does that seem like realistic physics?

Between Frame 175 and Frame 176: The wood panel below where the sink will go (with the weird cut-out shape) disappears, and the sink appears. Why have the panel with the weird cut-out shape at all? That's suspicious.

The synchronized "meow" of the two lower cats is... suspicious.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)

54 Morning, all!

So... I've got a pre-screening call at lunchtime. Glad I checked my email first thing!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 09, 2026 05:54 AM (aJQbY)

55
The EU has built its entire existence on getting between the company and the customer. It's worked for them so far, in everything but economic growth, so why change now?

The EU, no longer able to innovate or to monetize anything it does innovate, seeks now to compete by trying to hobble the creative.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 05:55 AM (eRlcH)

56 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 05:56 AM (VyBeY)

57 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 09, 2026 05:56 AM (Hbeqj)

58 There's some snazzy cat-home architecture (and people-home architecture) via Hacker News (from 2024):

https://lanparty.house

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)

That is very cool.
I like the cat doors... as an idea, not sure if I'd want cats to be able to go anywhere at any time like that.

The components rack picture is quite something.

He's probably got a few hundred grand just in RAM and GPUs on that rack with current prices.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 05:58 AM (6ydKt)

59 Gas is up to $4.60 in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:02 AM (ITKFY)

60 this time they took the extra step of breaking the memory sticks. Such a f'n waste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

They just write it off, Jerry.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:03 AM (6ydKt)

61 @51/jim (in Kalifornia): "this time they took the extra step of breaking the memory sticks. Such a f'n waste."

Not just wasteful, but obscene.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 06:09 AM (O7YUW)

62 60 this time they took the extra step of breaking the memory sticks. Such a f'n waste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

They just write it off, Jerry.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:03 AM (6ydKt)

The company later went through bankruptcy. Our group continually reduced in size, moved to a new location, and in the end, the remainder of us were laid off. At least the termination pay was really good...woulda been better if I had been laid of a year or two before with some of the other groups.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 06:10 AM (l3cgK)

63 53 >>>Frame 151/304: Cabinet for sink appears, with a strange cut out hole in the front.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)

That is weird, for sure.

One of the top comments right now is:

Juliette Machin
@JulietteMachin
15h
Replying to @Yoda4ever
This is IA and you should feel bad

Maybe it will get a Community Note!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:11 AM (odBC9)

64 Gas prices matter more than dead mullahs.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2026 06:13 AM (GbONR)

65 hahahahaha another cat-house comment:

Todd Witherow
@ToddWither13346
13h
Replying to @Yoda4ever
Now show the video where the cats prefer the empty Amazon box next to the trash can.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:13 AM (odBC9)

66 Today Apple is doing one of their product announcement events.

It will be the first keynote by the new CEO, John Ternus.
They'll be introducing the Apple Watch 12, iPhone 18 Pro and Max, and possibly the second generation iPhone Air.

But the most anticipated announcement is the introduction of Apple's first foldable phone, rumored to be named either the iPhone Ultra or Duo. Although the press still isn't certain if this will come out today, either.

The event starts at 12:30 p.m. EDT.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt)

67
Her Majesty always has computer problems no one else has, has ever had or will ever have. She got home yesterday and wanted to work on her AOL e-mails. The AOL app refused to work. Guess who has to sort all this out? And if something goes wrong, guess who's fault it will be?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:18 AM (eRlcH)

68 Apple Event
In Cupertino.
10am Pacific time

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:18 AM (odBC9)

69
The event starts at 12:30 p.m. EDT.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt)

The Apple cultists have been awake for two days in anticipation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:19 AM (eRlcH)

70
macrumors.com

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:19 AM (odBC9)

71 And if something goes wrong, guess who's fault it will be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:18 AM

Blame Canada.

Posted by: Always the Go To answer at September 09, 2026 06:22 AM (2Ez/1)

72 iGuess who has to sort all this out? And if something goes wrong, guess who's fault it will be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:18 AM (eRlcH)

BadOrangeMan?

Posted by: The Democrats and the Media (BIRM) at September 09, 2026 06:24 AM (U/s6V)

73 The Apple cultists have been awake for two days in anticipation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:19 AM (eRlcH)

No doubt.
I'd like to see what they did with their first foldable, but have no intention of buying one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:25 AM (6ydKt)

74 iGuess who has to sort all this out? And if something goes wrong, guess who's fault it will be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:18 AM (eRlcH)

The Mossad?

Posted by: Candace Owens at September 09, 2026 06:25 AM (U/s6V)

75 guess who's fault it will be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Supply chain issues and the algorithm. Works every time.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 06:26 AM (NR6c1)

76 Ah, the Kessler twins.

They were too old for me. But I sure knew then that I was not a homo.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 09, 2026 06:27 AM (36x1j)

77 Supply chain issues and the algorithm. Works every time.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 06:26 AM

Sitting right here.

Posted by: El Nino at September 09, 2026 06:29 AM (2Ez/1)

78 I managed to catch the showing of "Space Seed" and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Watching a TV episode, even in a shoebox cinema, makes things a lot more noticeable. The fight between Khan and Kirk, can really see it's the stunt double instead of Shatner. Or that Uhura has bright green nail polish to go with her matching earrings.

The Director's cut of the movie added a few scenes had never seen before. McCoy saying the eyeglasses are 400 years old, extended the scene after Preston dies in Sickbay, and the spirited discussion between McCoy and Spock over the ethics of Project Genesis is also extended.

Big screen also helps one realize the bridge for the Kobayashi Maru test has a 'No Smoking' sign.

Enterprise leaving space dock, oh to see that beautiful ship on that big screen made me smile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2026 06:33 AM (2GVsD)

79 Gas prices matter more than dead mullahs.
Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2026 06:13 AM (GbONR)

-----

Yes. But I'm hoping gas prices aren't as important as closed borders and criminals off the streets, i'm hoping...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 06:34 AM (llBIB)

80 Pre-dawn greetings.

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 06:34 AM (ZxPkt)

81 @67/Hadrian the Seventh: "Her Majesty always has computer problems no one else has, has ever had or will ever have. She got home yesterday and wanted to work on her AOL e-mails. The AOL app refused to work. Guess who has to sort all this out? And if something goes wrong, guess who's fault it will be?"

Steal bits
???
Profit!

Posted by: The Underwear Gnomes in modern digital times at September 09, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)

82 oh wow

wee wee wee

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2026 06:36 AM (ZxPkt)

83 mornin yall. Lymphoma has taken my poor Bruno just before his seventh birthday. Much sadness and emptiness in the shop this morning.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:37 AM (MWfyi)

84
Jeff Callahan
@thejeffcallahan
Sep 8
Sammy was a real one for doing this after 9/11.

(Sammy Sosa)

https://tinyurl.com/3thcn9er

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:38 AM (odBC9)

85 @83/fd: I'm very sorry, fd. May the good memories of Bruno comfort you in time.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 09, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

86 "Neither married nor had children..."

This is modern Germany.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 09, 2026 06:39 AM (36x1j)

87 mornin yall. Lymphoma has taken my poor Bruno just before his seventh birthday. Much sadness and emptiness in the shop this morning.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:37 AM (MWfyi)

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I'm sorry to hear this. Seven is much too young.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 06:40 AM (llBIB)

88
Sammy Sosa at the Cubs' first home game after 9/11 ... runs around Wrigley Field waving the American flag.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:44 AM (odBC9)

89 fd, I am so sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:46 AM (E0Et6)

90 The Apple cultists have been awake for two days in anticipation.

This Garmin Cultist received a Garmin Fenix 9 Pro with InReach yesterday—it was just released a fortnight ago.

"Cult" is probably a good term to use since Garmin, Huawei, Amazfit, Google, Samsung, Suunto, Withings and Apple all have good offerings—catering to identity and lifestyle.

I went with the outdoor/adventure route.

Wonder how many people have smart watches and whine about Flock cameras.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 06:46 AM (a4flb)

91 ... after hitting his team's first home run.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:46 AM (odBC9)

92 Glad you enjoyed it, Anna.

I think ST II is the last Star Trek film I actually watched in a theater as opposed to waiting for VHS/DVD or cable.

Never seen a TV episode on the big screen, either.
Did they keep it in 4:3 aspect ratio or stretch it out to fit 16:9?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:47 AM (6ydKt)

93
Lymphoma has taken my poor Bruno just before his seventh birthday. Much sadness and emptiness in the shop this morning.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:37 AM (MWfyi)

I'm sorry for you loss. Remember the happy memories of him and he'll never be truly dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:48 AM (eRlcH)

94 46 The Kessler Twins died by assisted suicide together on November 17, 2025 at the age of 89. They didn't want to be in a rest home dependent upon others. Neither married nor had children...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2026 05:47 AM (l3cgK)

yikes

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:48 AM (odBC9)

95 Sorry about your pup, fd.

It's times like these which make me think dog cloning could be a major industry one day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:49 AM (6ydKt)

96 Wonder how many people have smart watches and whine about Flock cameras.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 06:46 AM (a4flb)

Not just watches.
"Smart" anything, from your car to your fridge, will track you, or what you're doing with it, these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:51 AM (6ydKt)

97 Yes. But I'm hoping gas prices aren't as important as closed borders and criminals off the streets, i'm hoping...

At least a couple things at play:

• people with diminished abstract thinking skill care about the now and the immediate. e.g. it take more of my paycheck to fill the tank on my 4x4 ATV.

• Mimetic Theory (huge factor) most people don't know what they desire; those desires are largely cultivated externally through tradition, influencers, marketing and other cultural/tribal signals. e.g. tattoos, smart watch brands, some 'woke' cause.

That is why trigger words and memes work while reasoned thought only attempts to convert the church choir.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 06:54 AM (a4flb)

98 Thank you all. This has been a hard one. Diagnosed in March, In remission after chemo, and then it came on like a tidal wave over the last five days. Yesterday the vet agreed it was time and I brought him home and buried him next to the woods where he loved to run.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)

99 Hola Horde,

Strange to watch video of vibrant lively young people and then hear how it turned out. It might be better not knowing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 09, 2026 06:55 AM (E9nGU)

100 “He actually said one day in the end, ‘Well, why don’t we have the judge come in and read it again,’ and we were like, ‘No! We have it in front of us. We don’t need that,’ and we would highlight it… But he had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children,” Farina added.

Gee, it's just incomprehensible.
Do these women even hear themselves talking?

Lindsay Clancy Juror Rips Lone Holdout After Mistrial: ‘He Was Very Arrogant’ -

https://tinyurl.com/yamwcf4v
(Mediaite)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 06:56 AM (6ydKt)

101

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 09, 2026 06:57 AM (xjtas)

102 90 Wonder how many people have smart watches and whine about Flock cameras.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 06:46 AM (a4flb)

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
15h
You know, Lindsay Clancy's kids are probably still alive if we had Flock cameras.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 06:57 AM (odBC9)

103 So I had to set up an appointment for Winnie to get her teeth looked at (Greyhounds are notorious for having bad teeth). There was a note on her chart that during her last exam, a heart murmur was detected so the vet wants to do an X-Ray to make sure everything is OK.

I am sure she will remind everyone at the clinic that she is the Best Girl Ever and get lots of attention and treats.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 06:58 AM (NR6c1)

104 "Smart" anything, from your car to your fridge, will track you, or what you're doing with it, these days.

To some degree smart meters the utilities install are capable of constructing a pattern of life within the home while most "smart meters" probably don't have that level of granularity, the tech is certainly out there.

Its called "Non-Intrusive Load Monitoring" or "load disaggregation" it can sense A/C, water heater, microwave, refrigerator, laundry and dish washing and other large appliances based on the device load profiles.

This is yet another surveillance capability brought to you by expanded use of AI.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 07:00 AM (a4flb)

105 “He Was Very Arrogant”

Allow me to translate - “He refused to be persuaded by our complete & total nonsense”

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:01 AM (l0/3j)

106 heh

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
11h
Bari Weiss is going to land the lone male Clancy juror for 60 Minutes and journos are absolutely going to lose their mind over it.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)

107 Bari Weiss is going to land the lone male Clancy juror for 60 Minutes and journos are absolutely going to lose their mind over it.

100% sure that his visage will be part of a meme.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 07:03 AM (a4flb)

108
Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
8h
Another juror interviewed by CBS said most of them had their minds made up from the beginning.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

109
MAGACatMuse
@DBanigan22
6h
Replying to @seanmdav
We need to compel IQ tests as part of jury selection. Good grief, none of these individuals are cogent thinkers.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

110 This is yet another surveillance capability brought to you by expanded use of AI.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 07:00 AM (a4flb)

Thankfully the electric co-op here hasn't mandated smart meters but will give you a discount if you let them install one.

I wonder how long that will be optional.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:06 AM (6ydKt)

111
Sean Davis retweeted
Tara Servatius
@TaraServatius
9h
IDIOT WOMAN JUROR: We're nurses so we introduced a bunch of new evidence in violation of court orders, but he was arrogant and ignored our opinion?

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:06 AM (odBC9)

112 Commissioners in a neighboring county are drooling all over themselves because Gooble had promised them 1.2 billion dollars over the next 20 years if the county lets them put a data center there. The proposal will relieve Gooble of county property taxes in exchange for regular lump payments.

Of course most people in the rural county don't want a data center but that doesn't really matter to the county commissioners with dollar signs in their eyes.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:07 AM (MWfyi)

113 So sorry for your loss, fd.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:07 AM (VyBeY)

114 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is Madrid burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX)

115 105 “He Was Very Arrogant”

Allow me to translate - “He refused to be persuaded by our complete & total nonsense”

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:01 AM (l0/3j)

They've already got the one female juror who says she started as 'guilty' and they talked her into (more like browbeat her probably) changing her vote.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:08 AM (6ydKt)

116
Sean Davis retweeted
Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
9h
These feminist jurors look mad enough to choke the life out of the lone holdout

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:08 AM (odBC9)

117 The twins are a nice start to the day.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 07:09 AM (kU0PQ)

118 Thank you, sock_rat_eez. I'm going to walk out there now to visit him.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi)

119 Jury selection is often (it seems) structured to specifically exclude anybody who might have a little bit too much to think

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:09 AM (l0/3j)

120 Even if the dancing is somehow... incongruous with the outfits and the song.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2026 07:10 AM (kU0PQ)

121
Sean Davis retweeted
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
10h
Jurors who support a child murderer are not afraid to show their faces
The lone juror who doesn't has to hide
Not a great sign for society

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:10 AM (odBC9)

122 Admiral Brad Cooper after the last attack on Iranian tankers. "Let the message to the IRGC be clear," he said, "If you shoot at two of our ships, we will impose an even higher economic cost — taking out three of yours. We will not hesitate to defend American forces, and if necessary, destroy Iran’s limited and exposed oil fleet”

thus endith the lesson

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 07:10 AM (/+uur)

123 Good grief, none of these individuals are cogent thinkers.
Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
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This is why they were picked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

124
Sean Davis retweeted
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
9h
The juror here says she went into deliberations thinking Clancy was guilty but switched to not guilty because it was “the only way Lindsay would get the help she needs.” She’s openly admitting she disregarded the law. Jurors are not supposed to be making decisions based on those kinds of calculations. They were there to judge whether Clancy was guilty or not. Period. Their job was not the ensure the Clancy “gets the help she needs.” What a farce.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:12 AM (odBC9)

125 Commissioners in a neighboring county are drooling all over themselves
——

The trick is to get those things (like a Casino or a data center) in exchange for expunging local property tax for residents altogether. Why don’t they do that?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:12 AM (l0/3j)

126 I would ask if Dresden is burning, but that would be in bad taste.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

127
wow

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
10h
Their anger at the juror ignoring their alleged medical expertise is fascinating. The expertise of not going to medical school and not being able to prescribe meds and not being allowed to make diagnoses or practice medicine?

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:13 AM (odBC9)

128 thus endith the lesson
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 09, 2026 07:10 AM (/+uur)
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And, even the IRGC will eventually learn it too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:14 AM (M4amj)

129
also wow

Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton
11h
Emotionally volatile, sanctimonious white liberal women with 80-ish IQs are a much bigger threat to our civilization than Iran or Russia

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:15 AM (odBC9)

130 Of course most people in the rural county don't want a data center but that doesn't really matter to the county commissioners with dollar signs in their eyes.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:07 AM (MWfyi)

Google built a data center here about 15 years ago.
This was, at the time, mostly to localize the centers for better latency with search and YouTube streaming, I imagine.

It's about ten miles away just off of four-lane US Hwy 52, and used to be rural.
Now it's slowly being surrounded by subdivisions and shopping centers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:15 AM (6ydKt)

131 Another juror interviewed by CBS said most of them had their minds made up from the beginning.

Another example of Mimetic Theory in play. TikTok, largely a influencer application, already injected into these "jurors" the decision that they would desire to make.

There is nothing organic about them having a judgment already in mind. This is the waypoint to full societal dystopia by manipulating weak minds into always desiring a Victimhood Preference, and another thread of exempting certain classes of people from any consequences, and taking feminism to a whole new level of being able to effortlessly toggle between infantile helplessness and stronk CEO business/political warrior on an adhoc basis.

Totally capable of running a Fortune 100 company, but in an instant totally incapable of not murdering family members, then instantly returning to dictating the behavior and values of the community.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 07:16 AM (a4flb)

132 Good grief, none of these individuals are cogent thinkers.
Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
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Please accept my condolences for poor Bruno

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

133 Totally capable of running a Fortune 100 company, but in an instant totally incapable of not murdering family members

A variation on Schrodinger's Feminist.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:17 AM (NR6c1)

134 That entire sordid tale - at least as pumped like a firehose through the lens of the media - is some sort of mind-fvckery, and of course intended to be.

More agitation, license, division, discontent. Mobocracy. I’m sure it’s a coincidence

Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2026 07:17 AM (l0/3j)

135 Powerline had a sad but funny meme last weekend of a little girl practicing at the range with her rifle and the anti-gun folks had a advertisement pitch asking why a small child was learning to use a gun, to which the internet replied "Her mother was pro-Lindsay Clancy"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:17 AM (Wx6jH)

136 She’s openly admitting she disregarded the law.

aka "Jury Nullification"

Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 07:18 AM (a4flb)

137
moar wow

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
11h
For purposes of a jury trial, those women have no expertise. None. The only experts are those who testify and can be cross-examined. If they tried to introduce their own alleged (and unsworn) expertise and then used it within deliberations to badger another juror, that is a bright line violation of the instructions the judge provided to the jury.

Here is what the judge told the jurors according to the court transcript, “So if somebody has a question in that jury room, you are not allowed to try and answer it by anything other than through the exhibits and evidence you've heard.”

According to at least one pro-Clancy juror, multiple nurses on the jury badgered the holdout for PROPERLY ignoring and disregarding their unsworn and unproven expertise. That juror explicitly admitted they inserted their own alleged expertise at the expense of trial evidence and testimony.

Had the judge been aware of this at the time, he would’ve immediately declared a mistrial.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:18 AM (odBC9)

138 135: Another variation I saw was
"Why does a child need to do this?"
"Her mother has postpartum depression."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:19 AM (NR6c1)

139 "Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton
11h
Emotionally volatile, sanctimonious white liberal women with 80-ish IQs are a much bigger threat to our civilization than Iran or Russia

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:15 AM (odBC9) "

really, I tend to see them as different facets of the same threat.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)

140 131 Victimhood Preference

Totally capable of running a Fortune 100 company, but in an instant totally incapable of not murdering family members, then instantly returning to dictating the behavior and values of the community.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 07:16 AM (a4flb)

yep

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:20 AM (odBC9)

141 133 Totally capable of running a Fortune 100 company, but in an instant totally incapable of not murdering family members

A variation on Schrodinger's Feminist.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:17 AM (NR6c1)

ha

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:21 AM (odBC9)

142 Had the judge been aware of this at the time, he would’ve immediately declared a mistrial.
Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:18 AM (odBC9)
=======================
If it is true several jurors wore symbolic pink, the judge missed plenty of even more obvious reasons to declare a mistrial.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:21 AM (Wx6jH)

143 Sounds like they screwed up letting a few female nurses, and they have used the plural form describing them, who all decided to become experts on medical issues and took over the jury room trying to convince the rest of the jurors that Lindsay wasn't guilty because they can tell these things and just shut up and do what you're told.

These ladies undoubtedly think of COVID as the best years of their lives.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:22 AM (6ydKt)

144 Those broads on the jury are the same ilk that run for local offices unopposed or are teaching children all about male toxicity and that the penis is evil in public institutions.

Posted by: Zardoz at September 09, 2026 07:22 AM (P4iUb)

145 135 Powerline had a sad but funny meme last weekend of a little girl practicing at the range with her rifle and the anti-gun folks had a advertisement pitch asking why a small child was learning to use a gun, to which the internet replied "Her mother was pro-Lindsay Clancy"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:17 AM (Wx6jH)

There was another meme showing that same photo and someone asking in what circumstances could a little girl need that and the memester answering when her mother has the sads and starts to strangle her.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:22 AM (odBC9)

146 These ladies undoubtedly think of COVID as the best years of their lives.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

The dances really helped them slim down.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:22 AM (NR6c1)

147 "These ladies undoubtedly think of COVID as the best years of their lives.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:22 AM (6ydKt)"

truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:23 AM (VyBeY)

148 Good morning!

I hope when Mamdani speaks on 9/11 at the memorial he is boo'd relentlessly and people sound airhorns or make some other loud noise intermittently while he speaks just to remind him of those who jumped from the towers to escape being burned alive.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 07:24 AM (3Ope8)

149 146, LOL! sure did!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:24 AM (VyBeY)

150 Thank you, San Franpsycho.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 07:24 AM (MWfyi)

151 148, vuvuzelas FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:25 AM (VyBeY)

152 148 Good morning!

I hope when Mamdani speaks on 9/11 at the memorial he is boo'd relentlessly and people sound airhorns or make some other loud noise intermittently while he speaks just to remind him of those who jumped from the towers to escape being burned alive.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 07:24 AM (3Ope

Maybe turn their backs to him.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:25 AM (odBC9)

153 151: Vuvuzelas are a war crime against musical instruments. But I think I can overlook that if this is used against him at the memorial.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2026 07:26 AM (NR6c1)

154 Emotionally volatile, sanctimonious white liberal women with 80-ish IQs are a much bigger threat to our civilization than Iran or Russia

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:15 AM (odBC9) "
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Have you ever dealt with Persian or Russian grandmas? Brutal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

155
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
13h
The judge in the Clancy case needs to hold contempt of court hearings for the nurse jurors who reportedly ignored expert witness testimony and brought in external information (who could possibly understand the information without an external background lecture from nurses on the jury), rather than relying on expert witness testimony, and then used that to attempt to bully a juror into agreeing with them.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:28 AM (odBC9)

156 CBD is right, the text messages the RNC sends (begging for money) are offensive. They are also faintly threatening. GFY, RNC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:29 AM (Wx6jH)

157 JJS

Posted by: Nazdar at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (NcvvS)

158 Sefton is in da house.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (Wx6jH)

159 Maybe turn their backs to him.

No, that's just passive aggressive. He needs to be openly and publicly scorned and humiliated. He and the rest of his Islamic sycophants just piss on the US in general and NYers in particular and tells everyone it's raining.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (3Ope8)

160 huh

Mellbell
@melbellcruz
11h
Replying to @seanmdav
I am surprised nurses were even picked for the Jury. Usually they toss those with same background as defendant.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 07:30 AM (odBC9)

161 President Trump is posthumously awarding Welles Crowther ( profiled in post 15 here)
the Medal of Freedom to Welles Crowther , the man who saved people after 9/11.

https://tinyurl.com/2wwc6pay

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 07:31 AM (JrHfD)

162 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2026 07:31 AM (VyBeY)

163 Have you ever dealt with Persian or Russian grandmas? Brutal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2026 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

My grandma was Scots-French-Southern poor, farmgirl, from the boonies but she was no slouch with a fly-swatter or yardstick when I got off the leash.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:34 AM (6ydKt)

164 That's the greatest video that's ever been offered at Ace of Spades HQ, DDR4 be damned!

Posted by: Born Free at September 09, 2026 09:14 AM (raD1m)

165 My grandma was Scots-French-Southern poor, farmgirl, from the boonies but she was no slouch with a fly-swatter or yardstick when I got off the leash.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 09, 2026 07:34 AM (6ydKt)

Hmmm, yardstick! I never saw it come out so fast as when my 4yo brother and I pooped in the bathtub for fun.

Posted by: Born Free at September 09, 2026 09:17 AM (raD1m)

166 Sad to learn the Kessler Twins committed suicide.

Posted by: SETNAFFA at September 09, 2026 01:39 PM (RLv79)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 8, 2026

From Wildcard

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?

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We now understand why that extra 1 second appeared on the clock in the Michigan vs Western Michigan game on Saturday (language warning)

Leave it to good ol’ Jim Harbaugh and a bucket of cash! I’m dying over here!🤣 pic.twitter.com/Zm0KjGTFDF
— Shannon Hill (@ShannonMFHill) September 8, 2026

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Tough times financially lately for Nike.
Nike exits the S&P 100 after 18 years and a $200 billion market-cap wipeout

One of the largest sports and athletic-wear companies of the modern day may be disappointing its namesake. Nike, the sportswear company named after the Greek goddess of victory, is losing its spot in the top 100 U.S. companies for the first time in nearly two decades. The athletic apparel giant lost over $200 billion in market cap since its all-time high in 2021, a near 80% drop in just the five years that have passed, and a plummet so severe that the once mighty company is no longer listed on the S&P 100.
Article is paywalled, but you get the idea.

15 minute video here - pretty good analysis

Pretty clear to us normies as to what happened to Nike

“Why is Nike collapsing?” pic.twitter.com/IGSRFAAa43
— TONY (@TonyMichaelX) September 6, 2026

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Donating stuff for charity is good, right? Maybe not always!
Maryland man fights tickets tied to SUV he donated to charity

A Maryland man who donated his disabled SUV to charity says he spent months fighting traffic and toll violations after someone allegedly forged documents to register the vehicle in his name.
Stu Martin said he donated his 2015 Ford Escape to a charity last fall after the vehicle's transmission failed. The donation appeared to benefit both parties. Martin signed over the title, surrendered the tags and no longer owned the vehicle.

"I haven't had it since it was towed away in November," Martin said. "Signed away the title, turned the tags in."
About six months later, however, Martin began receiving speed camera and toll violation notices in the mail.
Check out the whole thing.
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Strangers become bros forever!

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70 year old can of unopened corn chips. Would you eat them?

Wait… they ate that?

Would you eat a chip from a 70-year-old can? 😳😳

Built in can opener?

Let's bring those back. I like that idea. 🩷 pic.twitter.com/0jB2FaFn3c
— EARTH!🇺🇸 (@earthing5000) September 8, 2026

The way the can was opened is so kewl!

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Damn - this is impressive

Wanna see this woman house a burrito in a world record 30 seconds? pic.twitter.com/8EC8nxgtGP
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 8, 2026

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Also quite impressive. So much so, the official account of the original artist reposted it!

WoW 🎸🫶 pic.twitter.com/PfuowuLWtk
— Dire Straits 🎸 (@DireStraits77) September 8, 2026

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Beauty acting, eh?

Musicians Who Act

Geddy Lee on Murdoch Mysteries episode titled "Devil Music"

Name of his character…Thomas Sawyer 😉 pic.twitter.com/Xq8MYaoe3a
— GenTXer2 (@GenTXer2) September 7, 2026

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DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Edition
Rush's album Hold Your Fire was released on this date in 1987

Coincidentally, today is Aimee Mann's birthday (born in 1960). She sang on the song "Time Stand Still" from that album.
Here's Aimee with 'Til Tuesday - a great song and a great video

Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, organ, and one of the founding members of Grateful Dead was born on this date in 1945

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by preparedness

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Doof Enterprises, LLC wonders if it's now "unofficially Fall" since yesterday was the "unofficial end of Summer". Or is there some interim season between the "unofficial end of Summer" and the actual start of Autumn? Are we currently in the first day of Sumtumn? Or Pre-Fall? Help!
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Posted by: Doof at 10:04 PM

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1 Nothing better than an ONT to end the day. Well, in text anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Fishy at September 08, 2026 10:04 PM (aKb34)

2 1st

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

3 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)

4 On time, as always. 10:04

That being, whenever it's posted, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - by the rules at September 08, 2026 10:06 PM (aKb34)

5 Where's that duck?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 10:07 PM (4tmEn)

6 Own the floor?

More like pity the floor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)

7 Again, up for the ONT.
What am I doing with my life?

Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:08 PM (StM0P)

8 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

For anyone wondering - the interview got cancelled again, they filled the slot. My efforts continue. I get so very tired of this. I pray for the right job to make itself known soon. Or for whatever God wants, to make itself clear to my sight soon.

Tomorrow around lunch I'll ping the ones I'm waiting for feedback from, as politely as I can, except the ones that I know for sure won't be done evaluating candidates yet.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 10:08 PM (aJQbY)

9 Tough times financially lately for Nike.

Nike exits the S&P 100 after 18 years and a $200 billion market-cap wipeout

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Oh, that's 🤣🤣 too bad 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 10:09 PM (AKptf)

10 As to the weather... I swear every year summer lasts a little longer... and now I have the "Big Red gum" jingle in my head, curse you Doof!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)

11 I don’t know why Burrito Woman is so proud, my dog could do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2026 10:11 PM (mqcW8)

12 Eating a burrito like that CANNOT be good for you.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2026 10:11 PM (Riz8t)

13 We’re supposed to do something with our lives?

Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

14 70 year old can of unopened corn chips. Would you eat them?

Ha!
Ever had C Rations?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

15 Thanks for the ONT, Disco.
Guitar kid = awesome.

Posted by: scampydog at September 08, 2026 10:12 PM (41CYW)

16 We’re supposed to do something with our lives?
Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

Oh.
I misread the instructions.

Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:12 PM (StM0P)

17 Geddy Lee made two visits to the McKenzie Brothers Great White North. Once to record his part on their Hit Single "Take Off" and once on a special they did.

Posted by: Canadian Legends, All at September 08, 2026 10:13 PM (Fn+3X)

18 Again, up for the ONT.
What am I doing with my life?
Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:08 PM (StM0P)

You're being whelmed. Enjoy it!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

19 70 year old can of unopened corn chips. Would you eat them?

Maybe not 70 year old. But chips tend to last a long time. About four years ago in about April I saw a couple of bags of Kettle Brand jalapeño potato chips in the discount section of the local grocery store. They were there because they were set to expire in a few days. I was planning on making potato chip cookies and thought jalapeño might be good.

But Things Got In The Way and then summer travel and holiday travel and… it was April again, and I still hadn’t made those cookies.

Well, it can’t hurt to open one of the bags, they might still be good enough for cookies. They were. And good enough for eating, too; I made one batch of cookies, and needed to open the other bag for the second batch, because I’d eaten too many while waiting for the first batch to finish.

Jalapeño potato chip cookies very good, especially the sandies variety.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2026 10:14 PM (AgH9j)

20 Geddy Lee made two visits to the McKenzie Brothers Great White North. Once to record his part on their Hit Single "Take Off" and once on a special they did.
Posted by: Canadian Legends, All at September 08, 2026 10:13 PM (Fn+3X)

"Ten bucks is ten bucks"

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

21 Doof, here in OK it ain't even pretending to be the end of summer. I guess it'll cool off by Thanksgiving or so.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (Jr+re)

22 Sorry I'm late, I was fitting a bald eagle for a toupée.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (yb/17)

23 70 year old can of unopened corn chips. Would you eat them?

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I need to know what else is on the menu...

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (AKptf)

24 Pigpen was the only member of the band not "Busted down on Bourbon Street" for LSD possession. His demon was hard likker and he pickled his liver and died at 27.

Posted by: Dead Lore at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (Fn+3X)

25 Good evening morons e grazie Disco.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

26 Sorry I'm late, I was fitting a bald eagle for a toupée.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (yb/17)

This is one sure way to become a jailbird.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (AKptf)

27 A good seal makes a difference. Just ask any orca.

(Any hole in the seal, the chips or whatever go stale at best)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 10:16 PM (aJQbY)

28 We’re supposed to do something with our lives?
Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

Life does kinda work better if you do!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

29 I feel oddly attracted to Burrito Gal.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)

30 RandomDave, sorry to read this. I know how discouraging this can be. Maybe, just maybe, the "right" job hasn't opened up yet, and you are using these other opportunities to practice your interviewing skills for that job...hang in there and keep believing. It will happen...

Posted by: The Grateful - R at September 08, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)

31 Thanks for the ONT, Disco.
Guitar kid = awesome.
Posted by: scampydog at September 08, 2026 10:12 PM (41CYW)

*tosses treat to Doggo*

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

32 Again, up for the ONT.
What am I doing with my life?
Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:08 PM (StM0P)

You're being whelmed. Enjoy it!
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Well, hell. Might as well.

Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:18 PM (StM0P)

33 Do something with your life, before life does something with you!

Posted by: Not Seneca at September 08, 2026 10:18 PM (AKptf)

34 I didn't realize we were scheduled for a leap second on Saturday until I saw the sports highlights..

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:19 PM (yb/17)

35 Also quite impressive. So much so, the official account of the original artist reposted it!

___________________________

Thats a check mark in the Win column. When you crush a well known song on the guitar and the original artists go:

"WOW"

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 10:19 PM (dIske)

36 Damn - this is impressive

No, no it isn't. Can't stand watching women eat like pigs. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

37 "Are we currently in the first day of Sumtumn? Or Pre-Fall? Help!"

Pre-fall for me is usually my fifth martini.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (yb/17)

38 Are we currently in the first day of Sumtumn? Or Pre-Fall? Help!

And is it OK to wear white?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

39 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

40 Doof, here in OK it ain't even pretending to be the end of summer. I guess it'll cool off by Thanksgiving or so.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (Jr+re)

Mid 50s when I woke up today. Wore a hoodie to work at 7. Was mostly outside today. Hoodie was gone by 8:30 - it was 70 and climbing. Turned out to be a perfectly non-humid 80 degree day. Nicely chilly again this evening. I could get used to it!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

41 If I've only one life, let me live it as a blonde.

Posted by: Lady Clairol at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (Fn+3X)

42 I'm not even sure where to buy Fenix ammo but I should find out.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (vTZFs)

43 Wanna see this woman house a burrito in a world record 30 seconds?
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Not in a million years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

44 For anyone wondering - the interview got cancelled again, they filled the slot. My efforts continue.…
Posted by: RandomDave

Job hunt is tough. Count your blessings, though. You could be gal-hunting. Unless you are that too, in which case, double sympathy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - or so I hear at September 08, 2026 10:22 PM (aKb34)

45 Ha!
Ever had C Rations?
Posted by: Diogenes

Didja notice the '10-43' date stamped on the can?

Yeah, packed on October of 1943.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 10:22 PM (WXg6e)

46 Preparedness... well... some roving gangs of feral men in Europe...and some parts of Michigan (and sadly, Texas)... should know more about the business end of that girl's practice.

Posted by: techsan at September 08, 2026 10:23 PM (uNveu)

47 Greetings Everyone!

Hello Mr. Doof. Thank you for content.

Not much to say tonight. Obscenely hot and humid tonight in the land of fruits and nutzes thanks to Tropical Storm Maria. Actually weather folks saying this could be record breaking humility but they don't keep records of that.

Feels like Arkansas and Missouri weather followed us home!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 08, 2026 10:23 PM (QGaXH)

48 Thats a check mark in the Win column. When you crush a well known song on the guitar and the original artists go:

"WOW"

Am I the only cynic who suspects that it may be AI?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)

49 Eating a burrito like that CANNOT be good for you.
Posted by: Archimedes
.......

You don't really need that gall bladder.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 10:24 PM (oq9dX)

50 Evening all!

Tasty offerings in tonight's ONT Herr Doof.

More evidence of your COB-worthiness!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (GhY67)

51 Great ONT, but I'm not buying the burrito thing. About 7-9 seconds in she pauses after a big bite, but her mouth appears empty. Seems odd.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (KJYe0)

52 I'm not even sure where to buy Fenix ammo but I should find out.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (vTZFs)

42920 W 10 Mile Road

Unit 13-18

Novi, MI 48375

Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (StM0P)

53 For anyone wondering - the interview got cancelled again, they filled the slot. My efforts continue.…

Posted by: RandomDave

Sorry. I got a thanks but ~~fuck off~~ no thanks email Friday from what I thought was my best shot since January.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)

54 No, no it isn't. Can't stand watching women eat like pigs. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

But she's kinda hawt

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

55 38 Are we currently in the first day of Sumtumn? Or Pre-Fall? Help!

And is it OK to wear white?
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

Piper definitively addressed this issue on Sunday.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:26 PM (yb/17)

56 We saw Phil Lesh's son's Grateful Dead cover band in GG park yesterday. They were unexpectedly good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)

57 Done my one good deed for the day.
Night, all!

Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:27 PM (StM0P)

58 Am I the only cynic who suspects that it may be AI?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)

__________________

Now I'm going to check. I hate this era.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)

59 Sunny and mid 70s here today. Pretty rainy last weekend. Upper 50s in the panhandle. A buddy was camping in the mountains and saw snow flurries.

Last week it was upper 90s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

60 RUSH!!

70 year old corn chips from a can. Well, I have a 12 oz can of Iron City beer circa 1979. It's got a team photo of the SB winning Pittsburgh Steelers on it. Never been opened. I won't open it due to probable HAZMAT situation if opened.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

61 For anyone wondering - the interview got cancelled again, they filled the slot. My efforts continue.…
Posted by: RandomDave

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This wasn't it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

62 Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Theme for an imaginary western is one of the most beautiful songs by Mountain along with Nantucket Sleighride.

Probably my second rock concert after Three Dog Night in HS. I think they came to Jackson, MS because of "Mississippi Queen." There were no large concert arenas closer to Vicksburg. I was so goofy I did not know they were at Woodstock for decades. While Leslie West was nothing to look at, he could sing. I fancied Felix Pappalardi in looks and as a bass player; who were my choice of guitar boyfriends til I met the acoustic guy I married. I remain mad that his wife killed him.

My generation simply took it for granted that music would be this great forever. Thankful I heard a lot live and partied to great music through the '80's.

That kid playing some Dire Straits is amazing. Wow.

I know why you posted that woman eating a burrito, Doof. I was waiting for her to unhinge her jaw like a snake. Gross.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 10:29 PM (hzuYO)

63 Sorry I'm late, I was fitting a bald eagle for a toupée.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (yb/17)

Getting him ready to perch on President Trump's shoulder for a photoshoot? Matching Trump's hairstyle?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 08, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

64 "Ten bucks is ten bucks"
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
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"All I got is two fives"

- Jean "Rosie" LaRose

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2026 10:30 PM (wFoR+)

65 But she's kinda hawt
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

Now. But if she continues doing that kind of stuff, she'll be three hundred pounds.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

66

I've never seen the word "house" used to describe eating a burrito.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

67 Am I the only cynic who suspects that it may be AI?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)

Hmmmm. He does use a possible phantom whammy bar at the end. Not sure I've ever seen a whammy bar on an acoustic guitar.

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

68 57 Done my one good deed for the day.
Night, all!
Posted by: RI Red at September 08, 2026 10:27 PM (StM0P)

Wait-- that's supposed to be daily? I thought it was an annual requirement, like flossing.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 10:31 PM (yb/17)

69 Doof, here in OK it ain't even pretending to be the end of summer. I guess it'll cool off by Thanksgiving or so.
Posted by: LRob in OK

Daughter came by and said it was so hot, just going from house to car to into our house she felt like she needed a nap.

MiladyJo said, After Wednesday, there will be rain and it will cool off.

Riiiight. I'll believe it when I feel it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - taint the heat, it's... okay, it's the heat at September 08, 2026 10:31 PM (aKb34)

70 Dave - keep putting in those applications for Post Office jobs as they open up. Apply for every one, mail handler, clerk, carrier, janitor, whatever. Sooner or later they’ll call you in.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 10:32 PM (l0/3j)

71 I'd check for bugs but I'd eat the chips.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 08, 2026 10:33 PM (sl73Y)

72 Dave - keep putting in those applications for Post Office jobs as they open up. Apply for every one, mail handler, clerk, carrier, janitor, whatever. Sooner or later they’ll call you in.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 10:32 PM (l0/3j)

Yep. There's always an opening. Sometimes multiple on the same day.

Posted by: "Postal" worker at September 08, 2026 10:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

73 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)

74 Honestly, that little girl would probably be better off with a Mossberg Shockwave in 20ga, or a good bayonet. Mom is going to be way too close for a non-SBR AR-15. Use the right tool for the job.

Now, if she needs to shoot the pervert who tried to get into her bedroom and is now fleeing over the backyard fence, that AR-15 would be perfect....

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:34 PM (kU0PQ)

75 Last thing I remember that type of keyed can used for was sardines and the like.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 08, 2026 10:34 PM (sl73Y)

76 Evening all!

Tasty offerings in tonight's ONT Herr Doof.

More evidence of your COB-worthiness!
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (GhY67)

Thanks. Free Club ONT restroom token for your kind words!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)

77 Great ONT, but I'm not buying the burrito thing. About 7-9 seconds in she pauses after a big bite, but her mouth appears empty. Seems odd.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (KJYe0)

Let's just say she's learned to swallow fast. *ahem*

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)

78 58 Am I the only cynic who suspects that it may be AI?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)

__________________

Now I'm going to check. I hate this era.
Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)
_________________________

He's legit. It's a 13 year old kid from China who is won the adult guitar competition two consecutive years. His name is Liu Jiazhuo. The kid is a legend in China.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 10:35 PM (dIske)

79 I've never seen the word "house" used to describe eating a burrito.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Would "snarf" work better for you?

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

80 record breaking humility
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 08, 2026 10:23 PM (QGaXH)

In California? That would be a low bar.

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:36 PM (kU0PQ)

81 Is the top picture the Smokies?

Posted by: From about That Time at September 08, 2026 10:36 PM (sl73Y)

82 Let's just say she's learned to swallow fast. *ahem*
Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:35 PM

Is that bad?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 08, 2026 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)

83 60 years of technology x how terms have changed.

https://youtu.be/zYie4YDlSJg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 08, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)

84 70 year old can of unopened corn chips. Would you eat them?

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I need to know what else is on the menu...
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 10:15 PM (AKptf)

A 65yo jar of Cheese Whiz?

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:39 PM (kU0PQ)

85 Last thing I remember that type of keyed can used for was sardines and the like.
Posted by: From about That Time

Yeah, it has been a long, long time since I saw that kind of key opener.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I've got a brand new can of corn chips, you've got a brand new key at September 08, 2026 10:40 PM (aKb34)

86 A 65yo jar of Cheese Whiz?

A 52 year old Twinkie indistinguishable from one bought yesterday?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:40 PM (vTZFs)

87 I saw Phantom Whammy Bar open for Grinderswitch on their Pickin' The Blues Tour in 1975.

Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at September 08, 2026 10:41 PM (Fn+3X)

88
Would "snarf" work better for you?
Posted by: Doof

That would be acceptable. Also maybe "scoff"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++)

89 Nikes run anywhere from 90 to 300 dollars a pair, for a shoe made in a Chinese factory.

It’s no wonder they’ve plummeted in value.

You can a better quality shoe also made in China for half the price.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)

90 If you like the Dire Straits cover, check out Kent Nishimura's videos on YouTube. He is especially good at making a single guitar sound like the entire Steely Dan ensemble.

Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2026 10:43 PM (zIBZT)

91 Not sure I've ever seen a whammy bar on an acoustic guitar.

Don’t think I have either. There’s no technical reason why an acoustic couldn’t have one, though. The whammy bar adjusts the lengths of the actual strings to achieve its effect; it doesn’t do anything electronically.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2026 10:44 PM (AgH9j)

92 29 I feel oddly attracted to Burrito Gal.
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)

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you are not alone....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 08, 2026 10:44 PM (JqJBt)

93 If you have an extra 24 minutes, Tiny Tim's rendition of Rebel Yell far outclasses the original.

Posted by: Australia, 1993 at September 08, 2026 10:45 PM (Fn+3X)

94 For anyone wondering - the interview got cancelled again, they filled the slot. My efforts continue.…

Posted by: RandomDave

Sorry. I got a thanks but fuck off no thanks email Friday from what I thought was my best shot since January.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)

Yeah, I had a contingent offer letter at one point. And it took me prodding them to even her that the prime had "gone another route" (code for, the other sub filled the position better than us).

But I'm keeping you two in my prayers. God answered my needs with a new job last week. Hopefully I can catch up on the mortgage quickly and get the new transmission paid for, too.

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

95 I kept canned Japanese octopus in my cabinet as a joke for years. I should not have. You guessed it: the can exploded. What a mess to clean up. Some things you should just not keep, even as a joke.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 10:47 PM (zeRnp)

96 Changed the oil and filter on my SUV today. Eleven bolts and a push pin had to come off to remove assorted skid plates and an air dam. Fortunately, it was a beautiful day for rolling around on my concrete driveway.

A cordless impact driver and deep well sockets made the job a lot easier than the first time I did it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 08, 2026 10:47 PM (/yRoS)

97 80 record breaking humility
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 08, 2026 10:23 PM (QGaXH)

In California? That would be a low bar.
Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:36 PM (kU0PQ

That might have been a deliberate typo. I am a very quiet and somewhat reclusive person.

Low bar? Yes due to Marie the barometric pressure ain't nothin to write home about either....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 08, 2026 10:47 PM (QGaXH)

98 Where are we with this

Posted by: Don Black at September 08, 2026 10:48 PM (TSDuf)

99 Burrito Gal got a Major Award (suitable for display) and everything!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 10:48 PM (wVcYX)

100 100 - go ahead and get rowdy!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:50 PM (Jr+re)

101 78 58 Am I the only cynic who suspects that it may be AI?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)
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No. Some say a track was laid on top of his playing. I have no idea but it was impressive if it's real.

The little girl with the gun: I debated emailing sons & saying, "Remember the few times when Mom was a bit nuts and/or had PMS, plus a lotta work stress? I raised my voice to you as teens & you still lived to adulthood!"

A lot more stress than someone whose mother/MIL and nanny helped along with a husband at home & not working. I didn't "snap" as the three hag jurors decided. I had a glass of wine instead & told them I needed to rest for 30min in our bedroom.

The jurors blamed wicked insomnia (which I never had when baby's/toddlers were small & could drop off in minutes from lack of sleep). Anxiety (I have that at times now and don't murder). Depression...ok, I had that once for 2wks post flu & cried a lot but no energy or thought to murder anyone.

However, I was concerned the email might offend the more liberal of our DIL's (whom we love) if she saw it. I assume she won't murder their future children & that baby will have a lot of attention & help.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)

102 More whining about the pills and she "snapped." Her tox screen showed below therapeutic levels & not contributing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Hormones

X - https://tinyurl.com/5n8taswh

xcancel - https://tinyurl.com/yc7zthdd

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 10:50 PM (4tmEn)

103 >I've never seen the word "house" used to describe eating a burrito.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Would "snarf" work better for you?

Posted by: Doof
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the proper term is 'hork'

Posted by: Don Black at September 08, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)

104 70 year old chips? Eh, if the canister itself was still airtight, they might still be edible though probably stale (oxidized). Now they may have used something like lard or beef tallow for frying. This would be much better than hydrogenated vegetable oils, which would have all the flavor and aroma of varnish or paint by now.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 10:53 PM (l0/3j)

105 94 For anyone wondering - the interview got cancelled again, they filled the slot. My efforts continue.…

Posted by: RandomDave

Sorry. I got a thanks but fuck off no thanks email Friday from what I thought was my best shot since January.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)

Yeah, I had a contingent offer letter at one point. And it took me prodding them to even her that the prime had "gone another route" (code for, the other sub filled the position better than us).

But I'm keeping you two in my prayers. God answered my needs with a new job last week. Hopefully I can catch up on the mortgage quickly and get the new transmission paid for, too.
Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)
******
Prayers for jobs for you both!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 10:53 PM (hzuYO)

106 I had a 2016 Ford Escape 120k mil s and the transmission went out. 5-6 k to fix so I donated to a veterans charity Less than 10yrs old when I went bad. I’m done with buying Fords

Posted by: Big Alfredo at September 08, 2026 10:53 PM (nVdR7)

107 How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

108 I have an unopened 6 pack of RC Cola commemorating the Mets 1986 win, along with an RC '86 Mets duffel bag.

Posted by: Bring Your Kiddies, Bring Your Wife at September 08, 2026 10:54 PM (Fn+3X)

109 I saw a Bob Weir interview where he told a story about Pigpen and Janis Joplin in the next room. Did you guess that Janis was a screamer?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 08, 2026 10:55 PM (r7+Q7)

110 91 Not sure I've ever seen a whammy bar on an acoustic guitar.

Don’t think I have either. There’s no technical reason why an acoustic couldn’t have one, though. The whammy bar adjusts the lengths of the actual strings to achieve its effect; it doesn’t do anything electronically.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2026 10:44 PM (AgH9j)

I don't think the internal structure of a normal acoustic guitar could handle the stress produced by a whammy bar...

My Taylor sure as hell couldn't... no place to mount it securely.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 10:55 PM (mP0Kj)

111 Til Tuesday was a true overnight sensation with Voices Carry. Their tour in the Northeast had already been planned a lot of minor venues. Including Eisenhower Hall at West Point, NY. Ike Hall was like the student union at a normal school. It's a 5000 seat theater, but it isn't a major venue for acts. The audience is captive!

I don't know if the date at West Point was the first on the tour - but it was the first one after they blew up on MTV. Their manager was a piece of work because now he had genuine stars on his hands and here he was running them through Podunk stops. He was NOT very nice. The band on the other hand was. And Aimee Mann was a different personality from the rest of the band. Don't know what they were like before but the band had been backstage for a couple of hours. Mann came in maybe 20 minutes before curtain. And she looked...rough. All leather, hair in a scarf, looked kind of rode hard put away wet.

But after the opening act finished the spotlight came up on Aimee Mann in a gold sequined miniskirt and big 80s hair and makeup that was just so.

Several thousand members of the predominantly male audience were appreciative.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 08, 2026 10:56 PM (NlEaG)

112 A whammy bar on an acoustic guitar? It’s not a Gretsch G5034TFT Rancher Acoustic-Electric Guitar, so either it’s a custom, or it’s AI.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 10:58 PM (0Mn7M)

113 108 I have an unopened 6 pack of RC Cola commemorating the Mets 1986 win, along with an RC '86 Mets duffel bag.
Posted by: Bring Your Kiddies, Bring Your Wife at September 08, 2026 10:54 PM (Fn+3X)

My condolences.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 10:58 PM (Ntshk)

114 Janis Joplin dated/lived with Country Joe McDonald in 1967 in Haight-Ashbury. He wrote the song "Janis" about her.

Posted by: "Summer of Love?" at September 08, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

115 Some kid playing Dire Straits on a guitar. Poser. Try the Free Bird solo on a harmonica.

https://youtu.be/UtXP2-5IC2E

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 08, 2026 11:00 PM (LBYNq)

116 It gets worse and worse: https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/2097509623288709361?s=20

Posted by: beckster at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (kX27y)

117 They showed the 70-year-old chips, but the video didn't show if anybody ate them. I was hoping somebody would try them.

Posted by: Ralph at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (8WZD4)

118 Had a GTI once. Very nice car to drive. But it had been designed by the special "discourage the owner" engineering team. Just changing the air filter involved loosening ring clamps, wrestling off intake tubes, pulling the box off grommets (and then reinstalling the grommets) and the grand finale, taking out 6
Phillips screws to open the removed air box to replace the filter. No discernible performance or even manufacturing simplification to do that design either. Don't drive no VWs no more.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (3/XaG)

119 Nothing grosses me out more than eating contests.

It’s wrong on so many levels.
But. If it’s your thing, go for it. I won’t March to outlaw it or shame you or boycott sponsors. I just won’t watch or support contestants.

Have fun. Do your thing. I don’t have to approve.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (yHibv)

120 Burrito Gal got a Major Award (suitable for display) and everything!
Posted by: Count de Monet
......

She can show it to prospective suitors.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (oq9dX)

121
But I'm keeping you two in my prayers. God answered my needs with a new job last week. Hopefully I can catch up on the mortgage quickly and get the new transmission paid for, too.
Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

#1 GWB glad to hear you got a real one!

#2 the job market is all kinds of fucked up right now. I honestly don't know how people are getting jobs. I used to be a hot commodity if I put my resume on the boards I had people knocking down the door. (note this didn't make me rich or happy necessarily. And also,now I am nore 29 than I ever was). I am looking from the position of having a job and I have some REALLY strong contacts and in 4 months I have not gotten a single interview. And all the other parts have just gone weird.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 08, 2026 11:02 PM (NlEaG)

122 Paul Rothschild, producer for the Doors, thought it would be cute if Joplin and Jim Morrison became a thing together, so he introduced them. Within hours she had knocked him out cold with an empty whiskey bottle. Not a fan of Janis but she gets cool points for that.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:03 PM (l0/3j)

123 It takes a long time and a lot of effort to kill someone by strangulation. And she did it, sequentially, three times. That we are not all repelled and disgusted by this woman means some of us are willing to be just like her. God save us!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 11:03 PM (0Mn7M)

124 Have fun. Do your thing. I don’t have to approve.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (yHibv)
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Absolutely!

But no ketchup on hot dogs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

125
*rings doorbell repeatedly*

Hi, it's me! Anyone home? Can you let me in?

*rattles doorknob*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 11:04 PM (eRlcH)

126 Hi, it's me! Anyone home? Can you let me in?

*rattles doorknob*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 11:04 PM (eRlcH)
====

Shhhhhhh. He's here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

127 I like birthday cake.

Just saying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

128 The interviews of the ladies (being generous here) who were on the jury showed that they had not one care about the murder of three children. No discussion of guilt or innocence.

What they dwelled on was the definition of doubt. They were so MAD that the man was confident in what he believed.

GENERALIZING: Women hate it when men are confident.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 08, 2026 11:06 PM (NlEaG)

129 Nothing better than an ONT to ~~end~~ START the day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Fishy at September 08, 2026 10:04 PM (aKb34)
-

FIFM

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 11:07 PM (tWOg9)

130 123 It takes a long time and a lot of effort to kill someone by strangulation. And she did it, sequentially, three times. That we are not all repelled and disgusted by this woman means some of us are willing to be just like her. God save us!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 11:03 PM (0Mn7M)

The mom is the FIRST line of defense for any child. Who the fuck is she to be derelict in that duty? She had nannies, she had family, she had money, she had resources, and she chose murder. She chose to damn herself to hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 11:08 PM (Ntshk)

131 GENERALIZING: Women hate it when men are confident.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 08, 2026 11:06 PM (NlEaG)

Please be specific. The ‘ettes are NOT those women. I did not marry DH because he was in touch with his feelings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 11:10 PM (Ntshk)

132 I don't think the internal structure of a normal acoustic guitar could handle the stress produced by a whammy bar...

Like the famous Daffy Duck one-time-only magic trick, it would produce a very impressive whammy… once.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2026 11:10 PM (MaKyy)

133

Alka Seltzer Pie Eating Commercial

https://youtu.be/tLFnFvKhg8c

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 11:10 PM (Cqx++)

134 109 I saw a Bob Weir interview where he told a story about Pigpen and Janis Joplin in the next room. Did you guess that Janis was a screamer?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 08, 2026 10:55 PM (r7+Q7)

Hold on.
Hold On!
HOLD ONNNN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 11:10 PM (Hd1lH)

135 43 Wanna see this woman house a burrito in a world record 30 seconds?
====

Not in a million years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

Now there's a woman who can swallow...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2026 11:11 PM (l3cgK)

136 Janis got pregnant but Weir had an alibi - he was the wrong Bobby.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 08, 2026 11:11 PM (Fv808)

137 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 11:11 PM (Y/06r)

138 The mom is the FIRST line of defense for any child.
——-

This right here. To cultivate a mind-virus (or whatever it is) and reverse this is difficult to fathom.
It’s something I’ve been struggling with for a while.

Growing up in a mixed neighborhood in terms of politics and ethnic backgrounds, sometimes we or our parents disagreed on issues. But when it came to shit like we’ve been witnessing in recent years, those parents would have roasted these whack jobs over a spit.

Rule 1: Do Not Fuck With Mama Bear Or Her Cubs.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:15 PM (l0/3j)

139 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

140 139 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

He also left you with crippling alcoholism.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 11:17 PM (Y/06r)

141 Not a fan of Janis but she gets cool points for that.

Posted by: Common Tater
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That clip of her coming out of the audience, climbing onstage and doing an impromptu duet with Tina Turner was good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:18 PM (4tmEn)

142 One of the jurors on the Lindsay Clancy trial is interviewed on X in chiaroscuro. Says she originally thought the defendant was guilty, but allowed herself to be persuaded by the other jurors. Says some of the jurors were for acquittal from the start. She also states that they all tried to change the one holdout’s mind. The voice of this one juror mixes uptalk and vocal fry. I have decided to call this speaking style vocal fried chicken. It’s doubly off putting.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 11:19 PM (0Mn7M)

143 Rule 1: Do Not Fuck With Mama Bear Or Her Cubs.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:15 PM (l0/3j)

When I was a tyke, the mom’s may have been catty, but they had the freedom of dropping their kids with any of the other moms so they could go run errands or hit the beauty salon. And any mom was liable to administer a backhand to any kid who acted out, no questions asked. It was just known.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 11:19 PM (H9BGx)

144 If you want to see that kind of can opener, I see it all the time on cans of corned beef.

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 08, 2026 11:19 PM (IeYnM)

145 I think, from now on, when I mess up badly I'm going to blame it on being a Gemini and that Mercury is in retrograde (even if it isn't).

My husband, a moody and sensitive Cancer (he is neither), will simply be stunned and run to his horoscope to read: "A Cancer will most often marry a Scorpio, Pisces, or Taurus, as these signs offer the deep emotional safety and stability that a Cancer craves in a life partner." I'll bet they are not as fun as being married to me!

In reality he will probably laugh and mock me. Which is what he does nearly daily even if I haven't screwed up. For example, if I don't run over a curb while driving him to a MRI he compliments me on arrival home. He said that last week. Yes, I did run over a curb in the parking lot two months ago and who cares? No one died! I think the tires are still in alignment. Whatevah!

I think my birthday is the greatest ever and have thought that since I was a kid. Smack dab almost in the middle of the year with Christmas for gifts! I was a deep thinker, even then.

I didn't know til today we are known for murder! Whee!

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 11:20 PM (hzuYO)

146
Janis Joplin was -- ugly.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2026 11:20 PM (VWtfl)

147 123 It takes a long time and a lot of effort to kill someone by strangulation. And she did it, sequentially, three times. That we are not all repelled and disgusted by this woman means some of us are willing to be just like her. God save us!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 11:03 PM (0Mn7M)

I saw photos of her children, and they were beautiful. It is inconceivable how anyone could harm them.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 08, 2026 11:21 PM (y171U)

148 Howdy all, whatsup?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 08, 2026 11:21 PM (4Qj8V)

149 143 Rule 1: Do Not Fuck With Mama Bear Or Her Cubs.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:15 PM (l0/3j)

When I was a tyke, the mom’s may have been catty, but they had the freedom of dropping their kids with any of the other moms so they could go run errands or hit the beauty salon. And any mom was liable to administer a backhand to any kid who acted out, no questions asked. It was just known.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 11:19 PM (H9BGx)

Hell... we were not allowed in the house anyway, so as long as Mom got done in time to cook dinner for Dad? She ran errands without us all the time.

Now, it would probably get her arrested, but back then? Normal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 11:22 PM (mP0Kj)

150 Wanna see this woman house a burrito in a world record 30 seconds?

Not in a million years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Now there's a woman who can swallow...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeah, she wasn't chewing. Bite off a chunk, swallow it.

If her esophagus works that well, why not just slice the burrito the long way into 3 or 4 strips, and slide them down hot-dog-eating-contest style? Done in 10 seconds.

Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2026 11:24 PM (VHUov)

151 "Janis Joplin was -- ugly."

I recently saw a clip of some old talk show where both Janis Joplin and Raquel Welch were guests. They were both very pleasant towards each other, but talk about a contrast.

Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2026 11:24 PM (zIBZT)

152 110 91 Not sure I've ever seen a whammy bar on an acoustic guitar.

Don’t think I have either. There’s no technical reason why an acoustic couldn’t have one, though. The whammy bar adjusts the lengths of the actual strings to achieve its effect; it doesn’t do anything electronically.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
========
Some of the stronger acoustic guitarists can bend thinner guitar necks to achieve a similar effect. Pete Townshend preferred Gibson SGs of a certain vintage in the late 60's and early 70's (Tommy, Live at Leeds, and Who's Next) because he could bend the neck and alter his sounds that way.

Doing his windmill thing, Pete actually impaled himself on a Strat whammy bar later on and avoided hitting any important nerves or muscles. I am guessing that Pete wished he had been playing his Gibson SG's that evening. That might have been the 79 tour but cannot recollect exactly.

Posted by: whig at September 08, 2026 11:25 PM (E4rtv)

153 123 It takes a long time and a lot of effort to kill someone by strangulation. And she did it, sequentially, three times. That we are not all repelled and disgusted by this woman means some of us are willing to be just like her. God save us!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---

Prosecutor went through several sane, potential jurors before selecting these misfit idiots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:26 PM (4tmEn)

154 TIL Aimee Mann shares my birth year and Little's birthday...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 08, 2026 11:26 PM (nbLIj)

155 Howdy, horde!

Woo, lots o' content... Thanks, Doof!

Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

156 *rings doorbell repeatedly*

Hi, it's me! Anyone home? Can you let me in?

*rattles doorknob*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 11:04 PM (eRlcH)

Sounds lime something Miklos, Ringer of Bells, would.do...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)

157 Great ONT. been a few since I've posted on AOSHQ.

Posted by: Pvt Wierzbowski aka Quilters Irish Death at September 08, 2026 11:29 PM (H+Gci)

158
Doof Enterprises, LLC wonders if it's now "unofficially Fall" since yesterday was the "unofficial end of Summer". Or is there some interim season between the "unofficial end of Summer" and the actual start of Autumn? Are we currently in the first day of Sumtumn? Or Pre-Fall? Help!

Oh, Doff, you silly goof!
IT'S BLACK FRIDAY! IT'S ALWAYS BLACK FRIDAY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 08, 2026 11:29 PM (ixS3i)

159
Doing his windmill thing, Pete actually impaled himself on a Strat whammy bar later on and avoided hitting any important nerves or muscles.
Posted by: whig

That's what you get for showing off. OW!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 11:30 PM (Cqx++)

160 Miklos the bell ringer.
Sounds sinister.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:31 PM (4tmEn)

161
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)

__________

Was it your dog who was sick? How's he doing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 11:32 PM (eRlcH)

162 Miklos the bell ringer.
Sounds sinister.

Posted by: Braenyard

I'd take it.

Posted by: Seamus the sheep-****er at September 08, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)

163 Bubba shows how to eat a Taco Bell bean burrito in under a second.

https://tinyurl.com/yc322ks3

No word on what sort of intestinal gas Bubba had the next day, however.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 08, 2026 11:34 PM (zSq3q)

164
I saw photos of her children, and they were beautiful. It is inconceivable how anyone could harm them.
Posted by: Joemarine at September 08, 2026 11:21 PM (y171U)

*****
Agree. I can't read about the actual murders and what happened as I don't want to know. I sadly have an idea.

Mel Gilbson had a lovely tribute of Jesus welcoming them in their little matching teddy bear pj's to heaven. That's how I like to think of them.

I can't read about abuse to children. As a RN in the ED/Trauma for five years, then 2yrs doing other stuff for the dept, I was somehow "protected" from abuse and car accidents of children and teens (sons were teens then). I had a job share partner, childless, who got those when I was off.

I had to once deal with the father of a toddler boy he shook til the baby got brain damage and was flown out. The sheriff told me to not let the guy know he was a suspect as they arrested him at the children's hospital later. That was difficult because I wanted to shake him vs offering sympathy that the baby fell from a sofa as we waited for the mother.

I protect myself from things that make me sad or enraged or sickened. Child abuse in all forms does this and I avoid it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 11:35 PM (hzuYO)

165 Miklos the bell ringer.
Sounds sinister.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:31 PM (4tmEn)

His finger, suspended next to the ringer, slowly moving to the button as the Horde holds its breadth. One...two...three. The button is pushed.!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB)

166 119 Nothing grosses me out more than eating contests.

It’s wrong on so many levels.
But. If it’s your thing, go for it. I won’t March to outlaw it or shame you or boycott sponsors. I just won’t watch or support contestants.

Have fun. Do your thing. I don’t have to approve.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (yHibv)
____________________

I have a strange ambition to attend one and try and make the contestants laugh during the competition. I'd probably get escorted out. Especially if it was the usual hotdog eating competition that Joey Chestnut always wins. The word "wiener" would make an appearance, and likely a pantomime of some sort.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 11:36 PM (dIske)

167 Tomorrow's news tonight

@CENTCOM 5h

CENTCOM forces destroyed five Iranian crude oil carriers, Sept. 8, after the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) targeted a U.S. Navy warship with ballistic missiles twice over the past two days.

The U.S. warship successfully evaded the attempted Iranian attacks and continued to patrol regional waters. No American personnel were harmed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:38 PM (4tmEn)

168
San Diego East County here. The temperature gets up to 100 F during the day, and doesn't cool down dramatically at night. Humid. This is unusual for this time of year.

It doesn't rain though. The hot wind blows and dries out evedything. Including me.

Kind of sucks. Maybe a harbinger of the giant El Nino we're told is coming this winter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2026 11:38 PM (VWtfl)

169 Was it your dog who was sick? How's he doing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 11:32 PM (eRlcH)

Yes.
Charlotte, an English Springer Spaniel. Kept her on a limited water and away from eating grass. Last night gave her some.rice and egg. Today she's back to normal.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 11:38 PM (2WIwB)

170 LOL @tailgate swap in grocery parking lot. That's just sooo redneck. (and sensible)

Got a kick out of the tickets after vehicle donation, too. That's why we have a sale-notification & liability-release form, for previous owners to file with DMV. Prevents this sort of problem. (But I think it's mainly meant to catch people fudging on the sale amount to reduce tax.)

Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:38 PM (rdVOm)

171 US Pentagon needs to get better A/V people.
Those b&w negative looking videos that blanch when the bomb goes off Does Not Cut It. Be better pentagon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:40 PM (4tmEn)

172 It’s wrong on so many levels.
But. If it’s your thing, go for it. I won’t March to outlaw it or shame you or boycott sponsors. I just won’t watch or support contestants.

Have fun. Do your thing. I don’t have to approve.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 11:01 PM (yHibv)

""""""""

Good evening Nurse. Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Pvt Wierzbowski aka Quilters Irish Death at September 08, 2026 11:40 PM (H+Gci)

173 Ever had C Rations?
Posted by: Diogenes
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Summer/fall '64.
I remember seeing that they were packed in '45.
I became stronger.
Or is that stranger???

Posted by: buddhaha at September 08, 2026 11:41 PM (nll5z)

174 Yeah, it has been a long, long time since I saw that kind of key opener.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I've got a brand new can of corn chips, you've got a brand new key at September 08, 2026 10:40 PM (aKb34)

Coffee used to be packed in cans with a key opener. Spam, tinned ham, and luncheon meat still are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)

175 159
Doing his windmill thing, Pete actually impaled himself on a Strat whammy bar later on and avoided hitting any important nerves or muscles.
Posted by: whig

That's what you get for showing off. OW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Performing to get the crowd into it causes a lot of injuries to rock stars. You don't see that in bluegrass for example.

Posted by: whig at September 08, 2026 11:44 PM (E4rtv)

176 I became stronger.
Or is that stranger???
Posted by: buddhaha

Yes.

Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2026 11:45 PM (VHUov)

177 I have a strange ambition to attend one and try and make the contestants laugh during the competition. I'd probably get escorted out. Especially if it was the usual hotdog eating competition that Joey Chestnut always wins. The word "wiener" would make an appearance, and likely a pantomime of some sort.
Posted by: Orson
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Make one choke and you could be looking at manslaughter.

"But....officer, I was just trying to make Bubba laugh while eating that tenth hot dog."

Posted by: whig at September 08, 2026 11:45 PM (E4rtv)

178 I recently saw a clip of some old talk show where both Janis Joplin and Raquel Welch were guests
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Dick Cavett most likely. That, and Buckley’s Firing Line are real time capsules for bizarre 60s characters and oddball pairings.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:45 PM (l0/3j)

179 Spam now comes in a pull-top can. No more keys.

Last time I saw a key-open can, was ham. Been a long while though.

Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:48 PM (rdVOm)

180 The LA County Board of Supervisors is taking $5 million of the original $10 million set aside to help fire victims and using it to pay rent for migrant households that claim economic hardship because of ICE.

In the next Progressive admin all money will be used to buy illegals Hyundai's

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 11:49 PM (/+uur)

181 Great ONT. been a few since I've posted on AOSHQ.
Posted by: Pvt Wierzbowski aka Quilters Irish Death at September 08, 2026 11:29 PM (H+Gci)

Long time, no see! Welcome back!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

182 Last time I saw a key-open can, was ham. Been a long while though.
Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:48 PM (rdVOm

Canned corned beef has that sort of top, most of the others have moved to a pop top style

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR)

183 Defense logistics and storage depots got very good at storing and preserving items. C-Rations and things like that (MREs, currently) are held in cold storage warehouses and they last a long time if kept refrigerated.

We used to get all kinds of parts and things that were fairly vintage but were in perfect condition. Rubber is used in lots of components in particular, tires, etc., and sunlight and ozone are extrmely damaging. They wrote the book on firearms preservation too. Might be buried in Cosmoline but they will be perfect.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:51 PM (l0/3j)

184 Canned corned beef.. gosh I haven't bought any in a long time. Too $$$.

Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

185 170 LOL @tailgate swap in grocery parking lot. That's just sooo redneck. (and sensible)

...
Posted by: JQ
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Both are diesels and have matching class 3 hitches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:52 PM (4tmEn)

186 Spam now comes in a pull-top can. No more keys.

Last time I saw a key-open can, was ham. Been a long while though.
Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:48 PM (rdVOm)

Still on the shelves in grocery stores in my AO. Corned beef from Brazil, although they also have a squat round can that requires a can opener. Spam, all other varieties of canned mystery meat, canned hams. Sardines and the like are mostly pull-tab tops now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

187 Both are diesels and have matching class 3 hitches.
Posted by: Braenyard

LOL! That makes it *even moar* redneck!

Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

188 A lot of the civilian support agencies are largely staffed by Veterans, and I tend to think they take their job very seriously. “The want of a nail …” kind of thing. “It won’t be due to me something goes wrong with this particular operation”, not because I failed to inspect some small part or process.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:55 PM (l0/3j)

189 Long time, no see! Welcome back!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

_____________

Thanks AOP, it has been. Relocated to NC about five years ago for work. Wife and I are currently living in a commercial chicken shed that was converted to 2 bed / 1 bath apartments by one of the original Marlboro men. Been a crazy few years.

Posted by: Pvt Wierzbowski aka Quilters Irish Death at September 08, 2026 11:56 PM (H+Gci)

190 Canned corned beef.. gosh I haven't bought any in a long time. Too $$$.
Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

On a dollar-per-pound basis, it's now about par with fresh ground beef. Leastwise, it is here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:56 PM (1z8ji)

191 LOL @tailgate swap in grocery parking lot. That's just sooo redneck. (and sensible)
——

I’m not sure how to quantify the odds of this happening. If you’ve ever tried to find any tailgate, never mind the right color, forget it. They are like unicorns.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 11:57 PM (l0/3j)

192 Canned corned beef.. gosh I haven't bought any in a long time. Too $$$.
Posted by: JQ at September 08, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

I have a real nice white tailgate for a '98 Chevy pickup. One tiny dent, no rust. Can't even give it away. Would fit '88 to '99, I think, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:58 PM (1z8ji)

193 Must be checkout time. Before I pass out at the keyboard.🕚

It's been that kind of day. Looks like tomorrow will be, too.

===
How they got that sound (1:39)
https://youtu.be/s-I3AaW2sDE

The song from 1961
https://youtu.be/wSWMJxbxj7c

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - run run run runyaweh at September 08, 2026 11:59 PM (aKb34)

194 My version of Hold Your Fire is the best version. It doesn’t have that godawful song with Aimee Mann on backing vocals. And it never will.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 12:00 AM (PI7fX)

195 Simple solutions in life: ban red light cameras and all traffic enforcement by camera. TX did it in 2019. (Hear that, Balcones Heights?)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 12:02 AM (PI7fX)

196 No shit. I didn't know where this Aimee Mann chick came from. I know Rush brings her out on this tour to sing a song with them. She was a bit of a looker back in the day. I didn't follow that music, but I remember the video.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 12:02 AM (S41Gd)

197 I have a real nice white tailgate for a '98 Chevy pickup. One tiny dent, no rust. Can't even give it away. Would fit '88 to '99, I think, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's a shame. You'd think there'd be *some* interest in it. Just a bit too old, I reckon.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

198 canned chips remind me of the scene in dawn of dead where the guys moaning all they can find is spam.
has it's own key.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 12:04 AM (ncRE1)

199 180 The LA County Board of Supervisors is taking $5 million of the original $10 million set aside to help fire victims and using it to pay rent for migrant households that claim economic hardship because of ICE.

In the next Progressive admin all money will be used to buy illegals Hyundai's
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 11:49 PM (/+uur)

If they come here legally, they are migrants. If they do not, they are NOT migrants.

And once again government in CA is AT WAR with U.S. citizens and aches to serve foreigners.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 12:04 AM (PI7fX)

200 196 No shit. I didn't know where this Aimee Mann chick came from. I know Rush brings her out on this tour to sing a song with them. She was a bit of a looker back in the day. I didn't follow that music, but I remember the video.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 12:02 AM (S41Gd)

Great in Til Tuesday. I never want to hear That Song again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 12:04 AM (PI7fX)

201 Looks like I’ll have to boycott Adidas now along with my 10 year boycott of Nike. They apologized to the Jew haters for making a commercial that had an amputee Israeli soldier .

Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 12:05 AM (KC5Lt)

202 Yeah, it has been a long, long time since I saw that kind of key opener.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I've got a brand new can of corn chips, you've got a brand new key at September 08, 2026 10:40 PM (aKb34)

Coffee used to be packed in cans with a key opener. Spam, tinned ham, and luncheon meat still are.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)

We used to get canned bacon that used that key opener. The brand was Celebrity, from Hungary. We were big fans. Dad referred to it as "honkey bacon", and I've wondered if that pejorative was first applied Hungarians for reasons now lost to the ages..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 09, 2026 12:11 AM (nbLIj)

203 how many kids sliced their tongues licking the snack pack lids?
and how many bloody digits from when the mickeys (fine) pull tops broke?

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 12:12 AM (ncRE1)

204
once again government in CA is AT WAR with U.S. citizens and aches to serve foreigners.
Posted by: Cow Demon

================

How does this go on? These rogue states refusing to produce voter data, DEI data, wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:13 AM (XJ22o)

205 202 good salty stuff. always comes along on the canoe trips. fromthe iga in ely.

Posted by: cmeat at September 09, 2026 12:14 AM (ncRE1)

206
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2026 11:38 PM (VWtfl)

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SLT, are you a fellow Marxifornian?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:15 AM (XJ22o)

207 Great in Til Tuesday. I never want to hear That Song again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 12:04 AM (PI7fX)

Yeah thats where I remember her from. I remember the Voices carry video. I didn't know she was the one who sang on the Rush song, but then I was mostly tuned out of Rush after the signals album. I just actually watched that Rush video with her in it for the first time. Yeah she looked good. Song kinda sucks, but she looks good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 12:15 AM (S41Gd)

208 Looks like I’ll have to boycott Adidas now along with my 10 year boycott of Nike. They apologized to the Jew haters for making a commercial that had an amputee Israeli soldier .
Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 12:05 AM (KC5Lt)

Switch to Adibas, Palpatine's favorite Slavic sportswear maker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:15 AM (1z8ji)

209 There are some pretty good custom guitar makers

https://www.musicradar.com/news/me-and-my-guitar-mike-dawes
Even discounting the name....

What it sounds like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-IzrHBJAE9k
You don't hardly miss the other 5 guys.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 09, 2026 12:17 AM (nll5z)

210 how many kids sliced their tongues licking the snack pack lids?
and how many bloody digits from when the mickeys (fine) pull tops broke?
Posted by: cmeat

What about bloody feet from stepping on soda/beer can pull-tabs?

*raises paw*

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

211 Ever had C Rations?
Posted by: Diogenes
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I still have my P-38.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2026 12:22 AM (XeU6L)

212 I still have my P-38.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I still have the scar across my index finger, from slipping against the ragged can's edge while using a P-38, about 50 years ago.

Should've gotten stitches, but didn't. Took almost a week before the cut stopped breaking open and bleeding all over the place...

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)

213 Ever had C Rations?
Posted by: Diogenes
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I still have my P-38.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2026 12:22 AM (XeU6L)

Me too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)

214 Me too.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)

Not to be confused with the P 38 cordless hole puncher.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)

215 The draft dodger dump says he was a 9-11 super hero and had to be carried out of the twin towers by firemen after rescuing people trapped in the twin towers. Dump's stooges threaten stolen valor questionnaires to keep their mouths shut or else!

Posted by: raimondo at September 09, 2026 12:32 AM (buF5l)

216 206
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2026 11:38 PM (VWtfl)

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SLT, are you a fellow Marxifornian?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:15 AM (XJ22o)

I believe SLT has mentioned being in SD county previously. I wonder how far 'east' in SD County?

I wonder if we could sometime gin up a So. Cal. MoMeet?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 09, 2026 12:33 AM (QGaXH)

217 I still have my P-38.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2026 12:22 AM (XeU6L)

Me too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)

I have the same one on my key chain for probably the last 40-45 years. I had it longer, but was too young to have a keychain. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 12:34 AM (S41Gd)

218 214 Me too.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)

Not to be confused with the P 38 cordless hole puncher.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)

I thought a P-38 was an airplane....? ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 09, 2026 12:34 AM (QGaXH)

219 Bought cases of MREs and Rotella T when I thought Bush 1's dalliance in Kuwait was going to be protracted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:36 AM (4tmEn)

220 once again government in CA is AT WAR with U.S. citizens and aches to serve foreigners.
Posted by: Cow Demon

================

How does this go on? These rogue states refusing to produce voter data, DEI data, wtf?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:13 AM (XJ22o)

Their side realizes that they can just do things while our side will only ever follow the rules, which they've corrupted to their favor.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 12:36 AM (vSvIl)

221 I thought a P-38 was an airplane....? ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 09, 2026 12:34 AM (QGaXH)

That, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:37 AM (1z8ji)

222 Semi-Literate, easily and by far the longest/worst stretch of weather here in modern times (well, in my lifespan).

Which partly just reminds us of how amazing the climate is here, as this stretch (from mid-July to .... now) is typical or nothing special in much of the country. Tropical storm the current culprit. And recall that the weather this calendar year has been ridiculously nice, even for here, right up until later July.

Didn't have AC put in when I re-did the HVAC 3 years ago. Until this July, I didn't "miss" it (i.e. would have turned it on) but maybe a few days in those 3 years. Don't plan to put it in now. My location is prime, right at the eastward edge of the marine influence, rarely uncomfortably hot (one hill over is 10 degrees hotter).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2026 12:38 AM (U/Byj)

223 Sean Davis
@seanmdav
6h
The judge in the Clancy case needs to hold contempt of court hearings for the nurse jurors who reportedly ignored expert witness testimony and brought in external information (who could possibly understand the information without an external background lecture from nurses on the jury), rather than relying on expert witness testimony, and then used that to attempt to bully a juror into agreeing with them.
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Didn't know that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:38 AM (4tmEn)

224 Posted by: raimondo at September 09, 2026 12:32 AM (buF5l)

You were a lot more civil when you gave up sodomy for Lent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)

225 Sean Davis
@seanmdav
6h
The judge in the Clancy case needs to hold contempt of court hearings for the nurse jurors who reportedly ignored expert witness testimony and brought in external information (who could possibly understand the information without an external background lecture from nurses on the jury), rather than relying on expert witness testimony, and then used that to attempt to bully a juror into agreeing with them.
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Didn't know that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:38 AM (4tmEn)

They should have been burned in a tire fire the second they showed up wearing pink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 12:43 AM (S41Gd)

226
I wonder if we could sometime gin up a So. Cal. MoMeet?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

================

I've compiled a list of us. We should do it sometime. Eternal great weather, beaches and parks just sitting there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:45 AM (XJ22o)

227 22 Semi-Literate, easily and by far the longest/worst stretch of weather here in modern times (well, in my lifespan).

Which partly just reminds us of how amazing the climate is here, as this stretch (from mid-July to .... now) is typical or nothing special in much of the country. Tropical storm the current culprit. And recall that the weather this calendar year has been ridiculously nice, even for here, right up until later July.

Didn't have AC put in when I re-did the HVAC 3 years ago. Until this July, I didn't "miss" it (i.e. would have turned it on) but maybe a few days in those 3 years. Don't plan to put it in now. My location is prime, right at the eastward edge of the marine influence, rarely uncomfortably hot (one hill over is 10 degrees hotter).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2026 12:38 AM (U/Byj)

Reminds me of the old joke - the worst spell of 'wheiydhear' we've had in a long time.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 09, 2026 12:45 AM (QGaXH)

228 IK@ns123abc 7h

>sam altman: "we tried this because there were rumor on the internet"
>rumor: math professor close to solving navier-stokes
>the professor: using codex for a year
>openai: has all his logs
>checked every codex session tagged to N-S
>found the most promising one
>spun up 10,000 agents to finish the proof where he couldn't
>they got caught
>told the guy if you say anything you'll destroy your own career
>he ruins his career over this
>openai: "we did not see his work"
>also openai: "we cannot rule out that de-identified data from their usage helped improve our models"

they stole it lmao
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Sam Altman is a crook.
_Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:46 AM (4tmEn)

229 @224 I see you don't have the stupidity to defend vietnam war draft dodger dump saying he was a 9-11 war hero staying safe with your closet queen repressed homosexuallity projection on others.

Posted by: raimondo at September 09, 2026 12:47 AM (buF5l)

230
@seanmdav
6h
The judge in the Clancy case needs to hold contempt of court hearings for the nurse jurors who reportedly ignored expert witness testimony and brought in external information (who could possibly understand the information without an external background lecture from nurses on the jury), rather than relying on expert witness testimony, and then used that to attempt to bully a juror into agreeing with them.

=================

Jurors nullify judges' instructions all the time. It drives me crazy, but is that contempt of court?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:48 AM (XJ22o)

231 Dad referred to it as "honkey bacon", and I've wondered if that pejorative was first applied Hungarians for reasons now lost to the ages..
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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That spelling (pronunciation) was a standard " term" for "whitey" in the 70s, 80s and into the 90s, but I haven't heard it recently.
Prior to that, it was "hunkey" (uh,not aw) as the word used for just about any east European ethnicity, which makes a good argument for it originally as a "Hungarian" derivative.
OTOH, I also heard "bohunk" (Bohemia - part of Czech) as a sort of equivalent term, so who knows?
They could be "fighting words", but they were mainly used in a razzing manner, what I saw Adam Corrola call " busting his balls" on a podcast.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 09, 2026 12:49 AM (nll5z)

232 They should have been burned in a tire fire the second they showed up wearing pink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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The prosecutor must be a DEI hire. There had to be better people in the jury pool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 12:50 AM (4tmEn)

233 226
I wonder if we could sometime gin up a So. Cal. MoMeet?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

================

I've compiled a list of us. We should do it sometime. Eternal great weather, beaches and parks just sitting there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:45 AM (XJ22o)

Are you in So Cal? Defined as being south of a line drawn east across the state starting in Santa Barbara.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 09, 2026 12:50 AM (QGaXH)

234 Sam Altman is a crook.
_Elon Musk
Posted by: Braenyard
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Musk left off the "lying cocksucking motherfucking" part before "crook".

Posted by: buddhaha at September 09, 2026 12:56 AM (nll5z)

235 226
I wonder if we could sometime gin up a So. Cal. MoMeet?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

================

I've compiled a list of us. We should do it sometime. Eternal great weather, beaches and parks just sitting there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:45 AM (XJ22o)

Oh no! A list??? Screeee.....,runs in serpentine pattern, ducks, rolls thru door, slams it behind him, footsteps receding in the distance......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 09, 2026 12:56 AM (QGaXH)

236
Are you in So Cal? Defined as being south of a line drawn east across the state starting in Santa Barbara.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

================

Yes, moved back in January.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 12:57 AM (XJ22o)

237 @amuse
POLITICAL VIOLENCE: Cal State professor, BLM co-founder, and Islamic Marxist Melina Abdullah doxxes ICE agent Brian Palacios, releasing his location, instructing the audience to “fuck him up”.

https://tinyurl.com/3bnem74u

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:05 AM (4tmEn)

238 46 Preparedness... well... some roving gangs of feral men in Europe...and some parts of Michigan (and sadly, Texas)... should know more about the business end of that girl's practice.
Posted by: techsan at September 08, 2026 10:23 PM (uNveu)

The way people talk about TX the dump nearest me should have a mosque complete with minarets on every street corner.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 01:14 AM (PI7fX)

239 In East Toledo, "Hunky" is not even a pejorative, it's just the word for Hungarian. And the bacon is hunky because you need a solid piece of jowl bacon to make the campfire delicacy Sutni szalonna, or hunky-turkey. Yes, at one time turkey was expensive and bacon was cheap.

You hang a piece of bacon over an open fire, and hold crusty bread slices under it as the hot grease cooks off and is absorbed into the bread. It gets a toasted crust on it. People who have learned not to say "hunky" now call it Greasy Bread. It goes pretty well with excessive drinking in several forms. You get good mileage out of the piece of bacon, so it was popular at the time Packo's used to sell those split half hot-dogs for a nickel.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 09, 2026 01:16 AM (zdLoL)

240 208 Looks like I’ll have to boycott Adidas now along with my 10 year boycott of Nike. They apologized to the Jew haters for making a commercial that had an amputee Israeli soldier .
Posted by: polynikes at September 09, 2026 12:05 AM (KC5Lt)

Switch to Adibas, Palpatine's favorite Slavic sportswear maker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 12:15 AM (1z8ji)

New Balance FTW.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 01:17 AM (PI7fX)

241 @bennyjohnson 6h
People still don’t understand the scale of what’s happening in Europe right now

This is not a few scattered protests. It’s a continent-wide pushback that started when Spaniards in Ceuta refused to accept being overrun by muslim invaders, It is now spreading.

England has seen citizens block ports and physically stop buses carrying invaders.

And now the largest sports league in the world, the Premier League, is seeing mass demonstrations in sporting arenas to show support for the citizens of Ceuta.

This is real revolution happening in Europe.
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Skeptical here

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:19 AM (4tmEn)

242 Funny thing is that I almost never bought Nike shoes. The last pair I had was in 1990 and they quickly fell apart. Oddly, they never really made good running shoes, IMO. I wore Reebok forever until I switched to NB, never looking back.

Nike did, however, have a good clothing line. I got some of their shorts - I’m sure they would be classed as basketball shorts but I found them to be good for running. They held up nicely, as did their shirts, socks and headbands. I haven’t gotten a Nike product in at least 13-15 years though.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 01:20 AM (PI7fX)

243 241 @bennyjohnson 6h
People still don’t understand the scale of what’s happening in Europe right now

This is not a few scattered protests. It’s a continent-wide pushback that started when Spaniards in Ceuta refused to accept being overrun by muslim invaders, It is now spreading.

England has seen citizens block ports and physically stop buses carrying invaders.

And now the largest sports league in the world, the Premier League, is seeing mass demonstrations in sporting arenas to show support for the citizens of Ceuta.

This is real revolution happening in Europe.
---

Skeptical here
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:19 AM (4tmEn)

You should be. Protests happened in Leipzig in October 1989, the Wall is still there and the Cold War still rages.

Um, wait a minute..

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 01:22 AM (PI7fX)

244 Skeptical here

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:19 AM (4tmEn)
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Agree. Waiting for eurocops to turn into IRGC wannabees.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 01:22 AM (lgmVC)

245 This is real revolution happening in Europe.
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Skeptical here

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:19 AM (4tmEn)

Right? Until I see fields of the impaled, tire fire cremations, and shotgun pinata, I'll just mark it down as a tantrum.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 01:22 AM (S41Gd)

246 The way people talk about TX the dump nearest me should have a mosque complete with minarets on every street corner.

Posted by: Cow Demon
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They are going to own Dallas before it's over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:23 AM (4tmEn)

247 #2 the job market is all kinds of fucked up right now. I honestly don't know how people are getting jobs. I used to be a hot commodity if I put my resume on the boards I had people knocking down the door. (note this didn't make me rich or happy necessarily. And also,now I am nore 29 than I ever was). I am looking from the position of having a job and I have some REALLY strong contacts and in 4 months I have not gotten a single interview. And all the other parts have just gone weird.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 08, 2026 11:02 PM (NlEaG)

Been that way for years. The only way to get work is to “know people”? Oh, you don’t know people? Go fucking starve.

I don’t believe in just making strategic friends only to knife them in the back later so I do not do well in that department. Hence no going into management in the logistical world as a retired logistics officer.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 01:27 AM (PI7fX)

248 They are going to own Dallas before it's over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:23 AM (4tmEn)

Houston has more connections to the Middle East and evil Muslims than Dallas does.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 01:29 AM (PI7fX)

249 Well, I finished rendering out the last of the lot of starters, alternators, and generators that I got last week purely for their scrap value. I have two 5 gallon pails of copper; one pail right full, the other 3/4 full. Needless to say, there is plenty of air space in each bucket. I did not make any effort to compact the material in any way. Still should make for a nice payday when I go to the city on Thursday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:33 AM (1z8ji)

250 237 @amuse
POLITICAL VIOLENCE: Cal State professor, BLM co-founder, and Islamic Marxist Melina Abdullah doxxes ICE agent Brian Palacios, releasing his location, instructing the audience to “fuck him up”.
https://tinyurl.com/3bnem74u

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

LET'S GO BRANDON.
YOU ARE THE STORM.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 09, 2026 01:38 AM (FJSqj)

251 Just saw a clip with Jennifer Griffin. My TV's in the closet so its been a long time. Wow, she's gone full dyke. Commie dyke.
Hope Maria at CBS blows up FOX.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJxMd3Pls8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:42 AM (4tmEn)

252 Well known serious Orwell quote about women and leftism but someone added to the meme's pic gives a drop of humor to it:

https://tinyurl.com/47c2a9p6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2026 01:44 AM (lgmVC)

253 How did you crack the rotor?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:46 AM (4tmEn)

254
POLITICAL VIOLENCE: Cal State professor, BLM co-founder, and Islamic Marxist Melina Abdullah doxxes ICE agent Brian Palacios, releasing his location, instructing the audience to “fuck him up”.

==================

Good lord, is BLM still a thing? I thought it was basically busted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2026 01:46 AM (XJ22o)

255 Hey Blondie, I just thought that BLM had been absorbed into the Antifa corporation.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2026 01:54 AM (ibDUx)

256 She sure outed that ICE agent. In a sane world she'd be in jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:54 AM (4tmEn)

257 How did you crack the rotor?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:46 AM (4tmEn)

Use abrasive cutoff wheel in angle grinder to saw shaft off flush with one of the pole pieces. Use drill press to drill 3 holes in shaft parallel to shaft center axis, but offset to perimeter. That greatly relaxed the interference fit, and pressure from two screwdrivers pried the pole piece off easy-peasy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:55 AM (1z8ji)

258 She sure outed that ICE agent. In a sane world she'd be in jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 01:54 AM (4tmEn)

She should be arrested for uttering threats, and shot dead while resisting arrest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:56 AM (1z8ji)

259 Well, midnight here, and I have to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:59 AM (1z8ji)

260 Jennifer Griffin's appearance changed quite a bit when she almost died of cancer.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 09, 2026 02:01 AM (zdLoL)

261 Night AOP.

Some of the jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial are spouting off about the lone holdout on the jury. A few of them were nurses, a few had served on juries before.

I see how far the system of jurisprudence in this country has decayed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2026 02:11 AM (ibDUx)

262 Hi, Debby!

Yeah, the Clancy BS has sucked all the air out of every room. Bitch needs to swing.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)

263 It hits very close to home for me, JQ, such sadness for a once happy family. The female jurists were about what you'd expect from Massachusetts, I am glad that I am not like them.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2026 02:24 AM (ibDUx)

264 @takaichi_sanae
On September 4th, a ceremony was held in Khabarovsk, Russia, to unveil a bronze statue of the Victory over Japan Memorial, depicting Soviet soldiers destroying a marker bearing the chrysanthemum crest.

... installing a monument to represent its destruction is completely unacceptable.

This is an issue that concerns the sentiments of the Japanese people, and the government has strongly urged Russia to cancel and remove the installation.

We will continue to strongly urge its removal.
---

It's not like Putin doesn't have enough irons in the fire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:25 AM (4tmEn)

265 It is shocking, Debby. I'm glad, too, that you're not one of them!

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

266 She should be arrested for uttering threats, and shot dead while resisting arrest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2026 01:56 AM (1z8ji)

I find that solution adequate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 02:27 AM (S41Gd)

267 @takaichi_sanae
On September 4th, a ceremony was held in Khabarovsk, Russia, to unveil a bronze statue of the Victory over Japan Memorial, depicting Soviet soldiers destroying a marker bearing the chrysanthemum crest.

... installing a monument to represent its destruction is completely unacceptable.

This is an issue that concerns the sentiments of the Japanese people, and the government has strongly urged Russia to cancel and remove the installation.

We will continue to strongly urge its removal.
---

It's not like Putin doesn't have enough irons in the fire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:25 AM (4tmEn)

Did Russia actually do any fucking thing to fight the Japanese?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2026 02:29 AM (S41Gd)

268 Iran launched a barrage [20] of missiles towards Jordan early Wednesday morning, after US forces struck multiple Iranian oil tankers linked to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).
...
Iranian officials confirmed that Iran attacked the Muwaffaq Salti and Prince Hassan military bases in Jordan.
...
...
At the same time, the IRGC announced plans to attack oil tankers in Kuwait and Bahrain and called on their crews to “abandon the ships." [no more info on that]

Jordan announced that 20 ballistic missiles were launched from Iran toward its territory, with its air defense systems intercepting and destroying 18 of them. [The other 2 fell in uninhabited areas]
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Expecting further degradation of Iran tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:35 AM (4tmEn)

269 How TF is it, that eye-ran has even a single f*cking sparkler left?

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

270 Did Russia actually do any fucking thing to fight the Japanese?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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That's more anna puma's area. I think it's a play on the northern Japanese islands that Russia wants. Khabarovsk is an industrial city not that far from Sapporo (looking at the map). It's also on China's border so it may be a kissup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:40 AM (4tmEn)

271 Berserker the USSR and Japan had a cold stand-off along the northern Chinese border (after the Soviets had kicked Japanese butts in small battles just before the main act of WWII kicked off). They had a non-aggression pact that both sides honored.

At Yalta Stalin promised to join the war against Japan within 3 months of Germany's surrender. He kept the promise, to the day. Treaty was abrogated. Soviet forces crashed through a weakened Shantung Army (Japan's forces in northern China) quickly. Japan surrendered 6 days later.

So technically no, Soviets did not do a lot of fighting against Japan. But the whole weird situation with Russia and Japan suited us fairly well (Japan didn't interfere with our Lend-Lease shipping to Far East ports).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2026 02:41 AM (U/Byj)

272 269 How TF is it, that eye-ran has even a single f*cking sparkler left?

Posted by: JQ
---

Obama sent him, literally, plane loads of cash. Weapons and terrorism were bought with that money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:43 AM (4tmEn)

273 Seriously, I don't understand how Iran has munitions of any kind.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2026 02:45 AM (ibDUx)

274 Thought it was close to 3am, 1 hour to go

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 02:46 AM (Ia/+0)

275 Obama sent him, literally, plane loads of cash. Weapons and terrorism were bought with that money.
Posted by: Braenyard

Right. I get that. (f*ck oblahblah, piss upon him)

But I thought we'd crushed eye-ran's weapons caches? Guess not.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)

276 Sanae's a great PM but this objection to the Russian monument I find odd and off-base. Imperial Japan's record of infamous atrocities is most lurid in China. Whining about a memorial to Soviet action that helped end Japan's dark chapter in China is just odd.

On the other side, I've long thought Moscow has fumbled things in the Far East. Resolving the territorial question with Japan, as part of a broader rapprochement, especially WRT investment and development, would be a winning approach. In its own right, plus as a diversification of Russian foreign economic ties - away from so much dependence on Chy-nah. The islands in dispute have zero inherent value to Moscow (mineral/energy rights can be shared), but are important to Japan.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2026 02:47 AM (U/Byj)

277 Oh, and then there's af-shitcanistan... thanks to FJB... I suppose we're fighting against our own weaponry now.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

278 Iran's massive investment in missile tech and fortification couldn't be erased in a few weeks. It was very badly damaged. But public estimates at the time the (idiotic) MOU thing was entered into still had them with several thousand missiles. Production capacity was hit hard (umm, but it can always be rebuilt, which is another reason regime change is the only result that isn't in effect kicking the can down the road).

Their stockpile is greatly reduced, and they didn't show much ability to inflict major damage with their systems.

Seriously, but not literally, remains the best filter when interpreting many (not all) statements by a certain talkative head of state with a flair for PR.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2026 02:51 AM (U/Byj)

279 Not in my news feed. Of course American lapdog media would report on Filipino president pealing China's onion.
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In the middle of the 2026 Defense Forum, while Philippine Minister Gilberto C. Teodoro answered questions from the public, a person linked to China sent him a note insisting that the 2016 ruling on the Sea of South China was “illegal, null and void”.

Teodoro grabbed the note and began to dismantle it point by point in front of the entire audience, explaining why the Chinese arguments do not hold up and concluding that Beijing rejects the binding force of the ruling because it does not want to submit to UNCLOS.

The response was so forceful that he ended up applauded by the entire audience.

“About the fact that it does not have binding force: it does not have it because they do not want to submit to UNCLOS”. (law of the sea)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:52 AM (4tmEn)

280 All I can do is sit here in my little hovel, and root for the annihilation of eye-slam. One shithole at a time.

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

281 Might need to level a few mosques to get the real weapons out of commission.

Well sweet dreams Horde, tomorrow is another day, trash day too because of Labor Day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2026 02:55 AM (ibDUx)

282 Night, Debby. Rest well!

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

283 Khalkin Gol, 1937 (1939?)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 09, 2026 02:58 AM (Fv808)

284 The islands are speculation on my part due to the proximity of the monument to them. Crushing the chrysanthemum is bound to be severely offensive to the Japanese.

SCOTUS cut our nuts off on the flag issue here but we know how we feel about that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:58 AM (4tmEn)

285 279 Not in my news feed. Of course American lapdog media would report on Filipino president pealing China's onion.
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In the middle of the 2026 Defense Forum, while Philippine Minister Gilberto C. Teodoro answered questions from the public, a person linked to China sent him a note insisting that the 2016 ruling on the Sea of South China was “illegal, null and void”.

Teodoro grabbed the note and began to dismantle it point by point in front of the entire audience, explaining why the Chinese arguments do not hold up and concluding that Beijing rejects the binding force of the ruling because it does not want to submit to UNCLOS.

The response was so forceful that he ended up applauded by the entire audience.

“About the fact that it does not have binding force: it does not have it because they do not want to submit to UNCLOS”. (law of the sea)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 02:52 AM (4tmEn)

The PRC military and Canadian Forces seek closer ties as well. At least according to PRC sources, make of that what you will.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 03:05 AM (PI7fX)

286 271 Berserker the USSR and Japan had a cold stand-off along the northern Chinese border (after the Soviets had kicked Japanese butts in small battles just before the main act of WWII kicked off). They had a non-aggression pact that both sides honored.

At Yalta Stalin promised to join the war against Japan within 3 months of Germany's surrender. He kept the promise, to the day. Treaty was abrogated. Soviet forces crashed through a weakened Shantung Army (Japan's forces in northern China) quickly. Japan surrendered 6 days later.

So technically no, Soviets did not do a lot of fighting against Japan. But the whole weird situation with Russia and Japan suited us fairly well (Japan didn't interfere with our Lend-Lease shipping to Far East ports).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2026 02:41 AM (U/

Before August 1945 American pilots who landed in the USSR after bombing runs in Japan because they were flying heavily damaged planes or ones low on fuel were stuck there, because the USSR was a neutral. But for a week in August 1945 there was SOME fighting done by the Soviets against Japan.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 03:23 AM (PI7fX)

287 215: right. Suddenly Raimondo cares about draft dodging.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 03:25 AM (PI7fX)

288 Marillion

youtu.be/t0WIY1z13jg

Posted by: JQ at September 09, 2026 03:27 AM (rdVOm)

289 283 Khalkin Gol, (1939?)
“Border incidents” spanning July–August 1938
By the morning of 31 August, any Japanese remaining on Mongolian territory were either dead or prisoners. Of 60,000 troops trapped in the cauldron, 50,000 were later listed as killed, wounded and missing. Casualties in the veteran 23rd Division ran as high as 99 per cent. The Russians admitted casualties of 10,000 in killed and wounded throughout the campaign, but it seems likely that this was a considerable underestimate. The outnumbered Japanese Army Air Force claimed to have downed 1,200 Soviet planes (the Russian figure for their “kills” was 660) in the four months of hostilities, but in the days before instant close-support on the battlefield this could not sway the ground-fighting.

Now, on last day in August, Zhukov’s dog-tired, grimy tank crews stared east from the border they had regained, waiting for order to go on, while frantic Kwantung Army HQ scraped depots of Manchuria to find troops to stem what many feared would be a Red flood.

That order never came. ... autumn of 1939, Moscow & world had o, more urgent problems. Zhukov’s pincers met behind the Japanese
lines & Panzers rolled in Poland.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 03:33 AM (4tmEn)

290 >>Here's Aimee with 'Til Tuesday - a great song and a great video

Scary.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 03:35 AM (odBC9)

291 280 All I can do is sit here in my little hovel, and root for the annihilation of eye-slam. One shithole at a time.

Posted by: JQ
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We, alone, are more than that. Our feelings and perspectives as Americans resonates to everyone we interact. It is meaningful. They get our vibes of what we are.
My prayers always ask to be joined with all the others who are praying for His righteousness, that we be joined together. I think prayers work. I think unity works.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 03:46 AM (4tmEn)

292 https://tinyurl.com/3we6vpma

Shirt report on the Taliban wespon hsul the Auto-Pen administration gave them

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 03:47 AM (Ia/+0)

293 JQ and Skip, I tried "no eating 2 hours before bed" last night and thank you.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 03:51 AM (odBC9)

294 TVPeru News@noticias_tvperu 3pm
PERU JOINS THE SHIELD OF THE AMERICAS! The Secretary of State of the United States, Marco Rubio, announced Peru's entry into this cooperation initiative.

️ According to Rubio, both countries seek to coordinate efforts against transnational and regional threats, as part of greater joint work on security.

The US official also noted that there is great expectation to work with the new government of President Keiko Fujimori.

The announcement comes within the framework of Rubio's next visit to Peru.

[note: Chile is a member]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 04:01 AM (4tmEn)

295 Very enthused about Hemispherical Independence. Trump is more effective than any president at achieving that goal.
Overall great things are happening for us and the world.
See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 04:12 AM (4tmEn)

296 Good morning

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:23 AM (E0Et6)

297 Sorry I'm late, I was fitting a bald eagle for a toupée.
Posted by: tankdemon

That was a particularly funny excuse for lateness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:25 AM (Sz4/F)

298
Hush hush, keep it down now
Voices carry

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:26 AM (odBC9)

299 Yesterday the US military blew up, not disabled, but sunk 3 Iranian oil tankers.

Once again the IRGC FAFO.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 04:27 AM (E0Et6)

300 300

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)

301 Beautiful picture up top and thanks for all the content in the ONT, Doof. I can't say that I have any desire to see people eat competitively, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 04:28 AM (Sz4/F)

302 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

303 298
Hush hush, keep it down now
Voices carry
Posted by: m at September 09, 2026 04:26 AM (odBC9)

What happened? Practice run late?
You know, this little hobby of yours has gone too far!
WHY CAN’T YOU FOR ONCE DO SOMETHING FOR ME???

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 09, 2026 05:25 AM (PI7fX)

304 295 Very enthused about Hemispherical Independence. Trump is more effective than any president at achieving that goal.
Overall great things are happening for us and the world.
See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 04:12 AM (4tmEn)

What, um, a bad, um, idea. My country will work instead to strengthen our ties to a more worthy country like China in support of the new…world…order.

Posted by: PM Carney at September 09, 2026 05:27 AM (PI7fX)

Well Dog My Cat Cafe

James Lucas
@JamesLucasIT

This is not a photograph, and it's not an oil painting. It might be the most unbelievable watercolor ever made...
It's called Sommarnöje, which means something like Summer Delight, and Anders Zorn painted it in 1886. Look at the water, the gentle ripples, the reflections, the wet sheen of it, and then look at the two people, the fine detail of the wooden rowboat, the woman's white dress, the light on her face.
It has the near-photographic realism of an oil painting, and it was done in watercolor, a medium so unforgiving that a single wrong stroke ruins the entire piece.
Zorn painted this in the first summer of his marriage: the woman in white waiting on the pier is his new wife, Emma, whom he had married only months before. They had just come back from their honeymoon and were staying with her family at Dalarö near Stockholm, still looking for the home where they would spend their life. The man rowing toward her is their friend Carl Gustav Dahlström. It is a real moment from the happiest season of a young couple's life, caught and held forever.
In 2010 this single sheet of watercolor sold for twenty-six million Swedish kronor, over three million dollars, the highest price ever paid for a Swedish painting.
In his own lifetime, Zorn was celebrated above all for two things: his handling of light, and his ability to paint water. Sommarnöje is where you see exactly why...

A larger and higher resolution version can be found here.
Cat casita. You know they're not going to appreciate it.
The Sphinx of Elm Street.
King of the Domestic Jungle.
A riding elephant says it's time for his break, citing union rules.
Polar bear cub enjoys a swim.
Duplicat.
i halp
Drivin' dogs.
Hint, hint.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Will give it my same comment as I did on Substack. With watercolor, you don't paint the white parts. You let the paper do that. If you look, you can see how he used light grey to shape the dress.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2026 07:23 PM (bkuEU)

3 Trump is no good! He stop the H-1Bs by raising cost!

Posted by: John Fletcher at September 08, 2026 07:23 PM (88C+u)

4 The watercolor is amazing. And it is the most difficult medium. I am self taught and soft pastels and acrylics are easier if you make a mistake.

Wow!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 07:23 PM (hzuYO)

5 "Zorn was celebrated above all for two things: his handling of light, and his ability to paint water"

Every time I tried to paint water, the paint just dissolved and floated away. Then somebody told me about water primer.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 07:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

6 Beautiful painting. Thanks ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

7
Willowed OT oldie but goodie: The world's greatest fruit seller.

https://tinyurl.com/5bkjvabf

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:26 PM (y9nCu)

8 Guy picking fruit is now a paraplegic. Good job rotten little dog!

Posted by: Felix the Cat at September 08, 2026 07:26 PM (Fn+3X)

9 The little man in the boat has been found!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 07:27 PM (WXg6e)

10 One notable thing weird about Egyptians, they only ever showed 2 dimensional, flat figures from the side. They couldn't paint or watercolor too well. They had working with granite down pretty good though.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 07:27 PM (+/Ezd)

11 Zorn famous for his color palette.

He used only titanium white, ivory black, vermillion and yellow ochre.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 07:28 PM (KC5Lt)

12 Emma might have a bustle in her hedgerow.

Posted by: Zepparella at September 08, 2026 07:28 PM (Fn+3X)

13 We're on a boat mutha fucker

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

14 Top image:

Watercolor? Really? Holy crap.

I am not a very good painter, but watercolor was the most trying. That is amazing work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 07:28 PM (0aYVJ)

15 Bitch
chu eat lunch cause we be trollin this afternoon

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

16 Golden's know they will never be in trouble for long because they are so cute.

Sort of my attitude with my father into college. He could blow a fuse with me right there, totally calm, as he yelled like a Marine. Then look at me, smile, and say, "I don't think you are afraid of the devil himself." No, I'm not, actually.

He always got over it quickly my entire life. So does my dude, and I don't wag my tail like a Golden!

He was perfectly happy stealing the stick and ladder because he could.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 07:29 PM (hzuYO)

17 B O A T
Bring
On
Another
Thot

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

18 Looks like wedding dog found some cowflop or dead rabbit to roll around in.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 07:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

19 Yikes - thought for sure Goldy carrying the forked hoe was gonna catch that on the fence. Whew!

Posted by: Ginny at September 08, 2026 07:30 PM (hyQrc)

20 After the 'Arena' Star Trek episode, Gorn had extreme difficulty finding work. After switching careers and adopting an alias, Zorn found himself a new gig.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 07:30 PM (WXg6e)

21 He used only titanium white, ivory black, vermillion and yellow ochre.

He painted his happy little ripples wherever he wanted. You paint yours in your painting.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:30 PM (pKKaQ)

22 Imagine paying some dude for a painting of you and your bride in your new boat, and he spends 3 months painting ripples.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 08, 2026 07:31 PM (yIb5h)

23 2 Will give it my same comment as I did on Substack. With watercolor, you don't paint the white parts. You let the paper do that. If you look, you can see how he used light grey to shape the dress.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 08, 2026 07:23 PM (bkuEU)

*******
The folds of the dress are perfection.

Have seen photos and in museums how sculptors can make marble look like lace and fabric. That blows my mind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)

24 A Jug of Wine, A Loaf of Bread—and Thou
with 2 Garcia Ambassador 5500 Cs on Lews Speed Stick

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

25 Bride has some gams!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:33 PM (2WIwB)

26 Anders Zorn is the most kick-ass painter! Got to visit his house and museum in Sweden, and also saw a showing of his work in San Francisco's Legion Of Honor. While this watercolor is superb, the one I fell in love with is "The Thorn Bush" which is just as realistic. He was a contemporary of John Singer Sargent, whom he met while visiting America. Also famed for working with a limited palette, supposedly only using four colors, which I doubt was the case with every single one of his paintings. You know damn well he had ultramarine blue lurking in his studio at some point.

Posted by: tankascribe at September 08, 2026 07:33 PM (NtoJk)

27
Diana is a happy girl. Mommy is home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 07:33 PM (eRlcH)

28 Not an OSHA dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)

29 1916 AssMaster Classic

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

30 Unsurprisingly, the second painting in the series, of the moment she fell between the rowboat and the dock, has been lost to history.

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2026 07:35 PM (kU0PQ)

31 25 Bride has some gams!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

And she knows it!

Posted by: Walnut Cracker at September 08, 2026 07:35 PM (Fn+3X)

32
In his own lifetime, Zorn was celebrated above all for two things: his handling of light, and his ability to paint water. Sommarnöje is where you see exactly why...

_________

White privilege

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 07:35 PM (eRlcH)

33 But could he paint nudes?

Posted by: Zombie Bob Guccione, Italian Greaseball andSleazeball at September 08, 2026 07:35 PM (cCXR+)

34 Andy yes, the water looks wonderful. But couldn't you make my wife a little bigger? We can hardly see her face.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (yIb5h)

35 2 happiest days in a boat owners life
the day he marry the ho
then the day he ditch her

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (/+uur)

36 >>>In 2010 this single sheet of watercolor sold for twenty-six million Swedish kronor, over three million dollars, the highest price ever paid for a Swedish painting.

This looks suspiciously like algebra.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (lHPJf)

37 In his own lifetime, Zorn was celebrated above all for two things: his handling of light, and his ability to paint water. Sommarnöje is where you see exactly why...

_________

White privilege
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 07:35 PM (eRlcH)

***

Was a great QB for the Seahawks!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (2WIwB)

38 Permission to come aboard Captain
Arrrgh
It will be me comin

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur)

39 2 happiest days in a boat owners life
the day he marry the ho
then the day he ditch her
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (/+uur)

Or the day he enticed her to jump off the dock.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB)

40 Zorn and Largent were a good combo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2026 07:38 PM (m7NHf)

41 Painting is nice, but I'm more a fan of the Scandi Mental Illness Wing of the Museum.

Posted by: Munch Appreciation Society at September 08, 2026 07:38 PM (Fn+3X)

42 Little girl climbs up on elephant.

https://tinyurl.com/47m8ms6x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 07:38 PM (ndZc7)

43 Or the day he enticed her to jump off the dock.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB)

didnt you last wife drown at the docks TOO

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)

44 >>>In 2010 this single sheet of watercolor sold for twenty-six million Swedish kronor, over three million dollars, the highest price ever paid for a Swedish painting.

This looks suspiciously like algebra.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (lHPJf)
*******************************

Currency conversion is exactly why those perfidious hummus-eaters created algebra, to befuddle and exploit us by adding letters to numbers!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at September 08, 2026 07:39 PM (w3LRV)

45 The bride definitely proud of her legs.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 07:40 PM (KC5Lt)

46 The Scream has been stolen numerous times. Nobody has stolen the Zorn. There's a lesson in there for all of us.

Posted by: Vibrant Art Thread Junior at September 08, 2026 07:40 PM (Fn+3X)

47
It's called Sommarnöje

________

Originally called A Swedish Tragedy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 07:40 PM (eRlcH)

48 Made a ham Stromboli and had to clean up pven, what a mess. But it was good

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Was a great QB for the Seahawks!

Also had Warner at RB and Largent at WR.

They should have won more.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:41 PM (pKKaQ)

50 You might as well Jump
GO ahead and Jump

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur)

51 I sometime point this out on the art thread -- a lot of paintings are artists trying to capture the texture and light of different materials. This is why there are so many paintings of those shimmery silk gowns, or even curtains -- because they are challenging and fun to paint.

Same with sculpture -- it is often the artist trying to become the very best at showing water flowing over toes. or fabric draping from a shoulder, in marble.

This was all before photography. After photography artists spent their time painting stuff that wasn't there.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 08, 2026 07:42 PM (yIb5h)

52 I'm pretty sure that the dog who stole the ladder ended up in the stew that night.

That's branch was most of the productive part of the tree...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 07:43 PM (vJrRc)

53 This looks suspiciously like algebra.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (lHPJf)

nothing is algebra
then all at one everything is algebra
Even the Cup Size comment is a quadratic

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 08, 2026 07:44 PM (/+uur)

54 The Scream has been stolen numerous times. Nobody has stolen the Zorn. There's a lesson in there for all of us.
Posted by: Vibrant Art Thread Junior

Art thieves have terrible taste?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 07:45 PM (vJrRc)

55 How could this mere watercolor, probably two bucks worth of materials, be worth 3 million bucks, when I could coat an entire vehicle in high-quality enamel for $29.95?

Posted by: Earl Scheib at September 08, 2026 07:49 PM (Fn+3X)

56 That is quite the accomplishment using watercolors.

I thought it was an old photograph.
Which I’m 99% sure is what he worked off of to get that much realism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 08, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

57 The Scream has been stolen numerous times. Nobody has stolen the Zorn. There's a lesson in there for all of us.
Posted by: Vibrant Art Thread Junior

Art thieves have terrible taste?
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Nope. Impressionist works are easy to imitate due to their lack of academic rigor. Translation: any ol' person can smear paint around on a canvas.

Posted by: tankascribe at September 08, 2026 07:50 PM (NtoJk)

58 Then somebody told me about water primer"

Is that like blinker fluid?

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 07:51 PM (XuXeR)

59 Are there any Emma nudes?

Posted by: Hubba Hubba!! at September 08, 2026 07:51 PM (Fn+3X)

60 Don't even have to spring for turpentine!

Posted by: "Cheapskate" Zorn at September 08, 2026 07:52 PM (Fn+3X)

61 Or the day he enticed her to jump off the dock."

"Yes, your honor, I forgot to put the drain plug in"

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 07:53 PM (XuXeR)

62 so navier-stokes got solved by skynet

Posted by: 88C+u at September 08, 2026 07:53 PM (88C+u)

63 Don't even have to spring for turpentine!"

But do you have to slap that brush like it owes you rent?

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 07:54 PM (XuXeR)

64 General of Infantry Hans Zorn, killed during Operation Kutezov?

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 08, 2026 07:54 PM (Fv808)

65 This couple at least looks pleasant. CBD has featured many Vulgar Boatmen.

Posted by: Ars Gratia Artis at September 08, 2026 07:55 PM (Fn+3X)

66 Thanks for the Zorn painting, ace. Good way to finish the day.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2026 07:55 PM (UYYJi)

67 I've seen some realistic watercolor paintings of plants but nothing to match, or come close to, this painting. I can see why he switched to oils a few years later. Probably needed the rest.

Posted by: JTB at September 08, 2026 07:55 PM (yTvNw)

68 You can save a good bit on Coppertone if you dress like Emma.

Posted by: Tan, Don't Burn at September 08, 2026 07:56 PM (Fn+3X)

69
She's showing her wrists. Slut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 07:57 PM (eRlcH)

70 For Ace. A murder of crows to take their favorite human to see their favorite tree. The degree of difficulty here is the crows hoof it because the human can't fly.

https://tinyurl.com/2wjyh55k

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 08, 2026 07:58 PM (LBYNq)

71 Way past time for bed
Have a Good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Stealing CBD's thunder, ace?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 08:00 PM (aJQbY)

73 Since the Cafe is for fun things, the funniest thing I have seen all day is that following the issuance of a Presidential order lifting the general prohibition of owning and carrying firearms in Colombia, the official website of Industry Militar, INDUMIL, the principal manufacturer of firearms in Colombia, had a server crash, apparently from extremely high levels of traffic for new orders overloading the system.

Apparently there was a pent up demand for pistols.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2026 08:01 PM (rbvCR)

74 I've been enjoying the Big Bang spin-off Stuart Fails To Save the Universe. The premise is Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard build a machine to allow transportation between alternate universes. Stuart trips and breaks it causing Stuart, Kripke, Bert, and Denise to be cast into alternate universes. They try to fix the machine but even when it's operational, they don't know how to use it so they're constantly being thrown into other bizarre universes as they try to return to the real universe. Kind of a comedic Quantum Leap. Other Big Bang characters appear but are different. For example, Bernadette appears as an evil witch in a magic universe. Obviously, the humor is much broader than in BBT but I think it’s well written and funny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:01 PM (ndZc7)

75 So glad that xcancel works again. Combined with Xcancel.com Redirector extension, I can enjoy Ace's cafe links (everyone's X links) with no muss, fuss, or bother.

I (mostly) take back all the mean things I said about Eloon. Until he does it again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - casual non-joiner at September 08, 2026 08:04 PM (aKb34)

76 >>>King of the Domestic Jungle.

There was the one time where the dogs tried to get up on the bed. The cat kindly explained that it wasn't allowed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2026 08:06 PM (syz1S)

77 A murder of crows

-
We need a collective noun for AWFLs. A nutball of AWFLs? A screech of AWFLs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:06 PM (ndZc7)

78 77 A murder of crows

-
We need a collective noun for AWFLs. A nutball of AWFLs? A screech of AWFLs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:06 PM (ndZc7)

An Asylum of AWFLs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 08:08 PM (mP0Kj)

79 I know better than to take Horde advice on matrimony, medicine, and such, but since Piper gave the All-Clear on Sunday Night, I decided to wear my white patent leather shoes (with brass buckles to Food Lion today. In the Produce Section, the lady I've known for 20 years by name cussed me out and winged a couple overripe tomatoes at me.
Then a couple teen toughs followed me around muttering "Nice shoes, grandpa" stepping on my shoes with their black soles, then ran my feet over with their cart wheels.
In the parking lot the Fashion Police accosted me, threatening a citation. Got off with a written warning when I plopped the shoes in the trash can. Drove home in my socks.

Posted by: Shoeless Joe at September 08, 2026 08:10 PM (Fn+3X)

80 An Abomination of AWFLs?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 08:10 PM (aJQbY)

81 twitterviewer.net was a cromulent alternative to nitter/xcancel, although not as fast and it bugs me with popups. (but then so does the hq on my phone)
nice that xcancel is back. much better.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 08, 2026 08:11 PM (88C+u)

82 A "clutch" of AWFLs? Cuntage? (just spitballing here)

Posted by: Miss Ogy Nist at September 08, 2026 08:12 PM (+/Ezd)

83 The Scream has been stolen numerous times. Nobody has stolen the Zorn. There's a lesson in there for all of us.
Posted by: Vibrant Art Thread Junior

Art thieves have terrible taste?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 07:45 PM (vJrRc)

I remember seeing a little book called Cats in Art or something, and the scream was zoomed out to show cats stealing all the fish the guy was catching

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2026 08:12 PM (uhVAy)

84 >>> Someone's very happy..

Is that a wedding? She sure is showing a lot of leg.

That's not a complaint, mind you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2026 08:13 PM (syz1S)

85 Murder fits better on AWFLs than it does on crows.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2026 08:14 PM (u73oe)

86 Shoeless Joe at September 08, 2026

You're supposed to mow grass in them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2026 08:14 PM (m7NHf)

87 Miss Ogy Nist:

I have never used the word c*nt. But to my mind, c*ntage is the perfect plural for a plethora of AWFLs.

Thank you.

Posted by: Wenda at September 08, 2026 08:17 PM (uSgX5)

88 three of the Clancy jur-ettes
tinyurl.com/dcmntvwb
Massachusetts isn't a state, it is an assembly line

Posted by: 88C+u at September 08, 2026 08:19 PM (88C+u)

89 Baby's got back.

Posted by: Case at September 08, 2026 08:21 PM (noln+)

90 A wine mom of AWFLs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:21 PM (ndZc7)

91 Thanks to polynikes and tankascribe for their comments about Zorn's limited color palette. Looked up some articles about it. Several demonstrate the huge range of colors that can be made from those four colors. Simply amazing.

Glad tankascribe mentioned Zorn's The Thorn Bush, another watercolor as realistic as the one above. Glad I don't have to choose which I prefer, it would take a long time.

Posted by: JTB at September 08, 2026 08:21 PM (yTvNw)

92 three of the Clancy jur-ettes
tinyurl.com/dcmntvwb

At least they had the courtesy to wash the neon dye out of their hair and remove their nose rings.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 08:22 PM (vTZFs)

93 Just got home. Lucy the Fink has a follow up with the urgent care vet to see if her tail lump needs excising. It has not blown up again since the last round of draining and antibiotics. It went from the size of a ping pong ball to a small almond. No oozing or redness or warmth. Her appetite is back.

Hopefully we get the “let’s just keep an eye on it” instead of “I think this needs to be surgically removed.” Because that’s expensive. And I don’t want anyone cutting on my little Fink.

Sorry. But a little shout out to St Francis would be nice if you have a couple seconds or the inclination.

Thank
You.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 08:22 PM (FVIA4)

94 What's wrong with Coven of AWFLs?

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

95 Sommarnöje, thank you for the update. It's saved in my collection of images. I like to put them on auto-scroll, lean back and savor the beauty.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 08:24 PM (4tmEn)

96 In the parking lot the Fashion Police accosted me, threatening a citation. Got off with a written warning when I plopped the shoes in the trash can. Drove home in my socks.
Posted by: Shoeless Joe at September 08, 2026 08:10 PM (Fn+3X

Next time wear your straw boater.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR)

97 *sigh*

Chloe the Bengal Klutz Kitty just knocked over some stuff sitting next to my desk.

She is NOT a graceful kitty, despite her sleek appearance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2026 08:24 PM (FZ29D)

98 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 08:2

I hope it heals quickly and without surgery.
Poor kitty.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 08, 2026 08:26 PM (Sco7b)

99 Aw man! I'm missing a bonus art thread.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2026 08:26 PM (ftFVW)

100 100

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2026 08:28 PM (m7NHf)

101 Trump has tamed the hurricanes.

There have been no hurricanes in the Atlantic yet, making 2026 the quietest since satellite tracking began in 1966

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:29 PM (ndZc7)

102 'Ancient Aliens' - an Indian guy said Hinduism has 330 million gods.

No wonder we don't hear crap from them. That's a lot of names to memorize. I'd probably give up after 1,001,693.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 08, 2026 08:30 PM (Sco7b)

103 We have a winner:

What's wrong with Coven of AWFLs?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 08:30 PM (zeRnp)

104 BTW, if anyone is interested, There are several collections of Zorn's paintings on Kindle for under two dollars. Not the same as seeing them in person, of course, but affordable. I use a ten inch tablet as my main reader for e-books.

Posted by: JTB at September 08, 2026 08:30 PM (yTvNw)

105 He used watercolors to paint water? Big deal. That's like using oil paint to paint an oil slick.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 08:30 PM (MWfyi)

106 Trump has tamed the hurricanes.

There have been no hurricanes in the Atlantic yet, making 2026 the quietest since satellite tracking began in 1966
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Proof positive he's a puppet of the joooooos. REEEEEE!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2026 08:30 PM (ftFVW)

107 Trump has tamed the hurricanes.

There have been no hurricanes in the Atlantic yet, making 2026 the quietest since satellite tracking began in 1966
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:29 PM (ndZc7)

Global Warming

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 08:31 PM (zeRnp)

108 I kind of feel sorry for that one thoroughly asleep kitten the videographer was disturbing.

Let sleeping kittens lie.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 08:31 PM (vJrRc)

109 "Proof positive he's a puppet of the joooooos. REEEEEE!
Posted by: She Hobbit"

I was going to say he made a deal with Israel.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 08:33 PM (MWfyi)

110 An Asylum of AWFLs.
Posted by: Romeo13

A coven?
A hysterical of women.
A tantrum of women.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 08:34 PM (WXg6e)

111 78 77 A murder of crows

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We need a collective noun for AWFLs. A nutball of AWFLs? A screech of AWFLs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:06 PM (ndZc7)

An Asylum of AWFLs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 08:08 PM (mP0Kj)
Contender for threadwinner. How about a cacophony or a dyspepsia of AWFLs?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2026 08:34 PM (7aGEe)

112 I have long suspected that tarot opened up vulnerability to demonic oppression. I now see that as such a weak determination that it was foolishness by omission.

The Lindsaystans have swiftly convinced me that not only is tarot demonology on par with Ouija, but also, astrology is straight-up diabolism. Just star charts? They might as well be Wiccan or Crowleyist! It has taken them so far around the bend, they're doing Satan's work.

Posted by: SciVo at September 08, 2026 08:34 PM (ke3zm)

113 A Sorority of AWFLs.

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2026 08:37 PM (Q+gd/)

114 111 78 77 A murder of crows

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We need a collective noun for AWFLs. A nutball of AWFLs? A screech of AWFLs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 08:06 PM (ndZc7)

An Asylum of AWFLs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 08:08 PM (mP0Kj)
Contender for threadwinner. How about a cacophony or a dyspepsia of AWFLs?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2026 08:34 PM (7aGEe)

A cackle of AWFLs
But 'asylum' is great

Posted by: SciVo at September 08, 2026 08:37 PM (ke3zm)

115 Art Thread??

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 08:37 PM (AKptf)

116 Trump sent the Atlantic hurricanes to Hawaii.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 08:38 PM (Cqx++)

117 A ballsack of AWFLS?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 08, 2026 08:39 PM (Sco7b)

118 The lack of hurricanes is positive evidence of climate change. As the climate changes, there may be instances of no hurricanes, while at other times, there may be hurricanes that cause flooding and widespread damage. These fluctuations are due to climate change.

Posted by: Climate Change Facts at September 08, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

119 A coven?
A hysterical of women.
A tantrum of women.
Posted by: Tonypete

f*ck off. You wouldn't like it if people were trying to come up with a collective noun specifically for soy-filled leftist males and somebody suggested "a rape-gang of men" or "an abuse of men" (as though all men were soy-filled leftists), would you?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 08:41 PM (vJrRc)

120 A drum-circle of AWFLs?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 08:42 PM (aJQbY)

121 collective noun:

a screeching of AWFLs

Posted by: Don Black at September 08, 2026 08:43 PM (TSDuf)

122

Posted by: Don Black at September 08, 2026 08:43 PM (TSDuf)

123 A Sewing Circle of men.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 08:44 PM (MWfyi)

124 "Dear, are you sure the body will not rise to the surface?"

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 08:45 PM (AKptf)

125 "Dear, are you sure the body will not rise to the surface?"

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 08:45 PM (AKptf)

126 A Cuntry of AWFLs

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2026 08:46 PM (vE0+H)

127 NOT AGAIN!!

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 08:46 PM (AKptf)

128 Well, from direct observation and interaction, I can say that affluent white “men” progressives are far worse than any female. They are nasty and bully and scream and spit and turn into everyrhing they say they abhor.

Even the fags are better behaved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 08:46 PM (sNKWb)

129 A bitch of AWFLs

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2026 08:48 PM (lCppi)

130 from direct observation and interaction, I can say that affluent white “men” progressives are far worse than any female.

I'm not taking sides, having dealt with these status-climbers and back-stabbers from either claimed gender and from some they made up.
Those three shrews I linked above? They were enabled by weak women, and a bunch of soyboys who probably wanted a slut to pick them.
There was only one sentient human on that bench, who happened to be male.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 08, 2026 08:49 PM (88C+u)

131 A Strangle of AWFLs.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 08, 2026 08:51 PM (zdLoL)

132 A field of impaled of AWFLs

A volcano of AWFLs

A mass grave of AWFLs

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2026 08:52 PM (S41Gd)

133 Even the fags are better behaved.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Why, thank you nurse!

Posted by: The Great Poof at September 08, 2026 08:53 PM (Fn+3X)

134 That water color painting is something else. To me thats the type of painter that deserves the title "Artist" and is an actual painter. Some of these famous painters are shit, and I'll never understand just how they got famous.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2026 08:55 PM (S41Gd)

135 3 of the jurors were teachers. Not surprised. Some of the most ridiculous people you'll ever meet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2026 08:55 PM (m7NHf)

136 Are women slaves to their emotions?

X - https://tinyurl.com/5n8taswh

xcancel - https://tinyurl.com/yc7zthdd

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 08:58 PM (4tmEn)

137
I kind of feel sorry for that one thoroughly asleep kitten the videographer was disturbing.

Let sleeping kittens lie.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

================

Yeah. Jeez. People probably do a lot of mean stuff for cute animal videos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2026 08:58 PM (XJ22o)

138 Good evening! I have made it through day 1 of our Fall Fit Challenge. Whew!

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2026 08:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

139 A Strangle of AWFLs.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 08, 2026 08:51 PM (zdLoL)

I mean....

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2026 09:00 PM (vE0+H)

140 First day back from vacation. I don't think they missed me enough. Ima put in for one in October too.

Posted by: Reforger at September 08, 2026 09:01 PM (W+h5s)

141 A PTA of AWFLs.

Posted by: A Educater at September 08, 2026 09:02 PM (MWfyi)

142 Critically endangered pygmy raccoons on Cozumel Island in Mexico have shown remarkable creativity by making balls out of rubbish at beach clubs and teach each other to make toys out of paper and sand

someone tell AlexTheChick!

Scientific American

https://tinyurl.com/4rt982c2

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)

143 Astrology, Ouija, Tarot - they're just games (and pseudo-science, Astrology) with no inherent good or bad about them. What they do is focus the mind, and what that means depends on how they're used.

My first experience with Ouija, an older cousin was so obviously pushing the palette around on purpose (while denying doing so) that I thought, oh, so that's the trick. Decades later, with a trusted friend, I tried again. Neither of us had a goal or agenda, and the palette just wandered around aimlessly. I realized the wandering, as opposed to sitting still, was a product of our mutual muscle-reflex. Interesting, but not spooky in any way.

Now, of course, if some young teen girls in a dark room with candles flickering invoke some dark being, they may come up with dangerous and disturbing results (whether one of them is forcing answers or not). Like when throwing the Tarot, the "death" card comes up, and, by golly, by the voodoo power of suggestion, one of the girls does something stupid and dies. (The interpretation of the card by more careful folks is that it symbolizes end and renewal.)

Still wise not to tempt demons. Trust in God, but it's not a good idea to sit on a cliff edge.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a typical Leos at September 08, 2026 09:03 PM (aKb34)

144 Has many dogs, been around many cats.
That stuff doesn't happen every day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:03 PM (4tmEn)

145 143 Astrology, Ouija, Tarot - they're just game...

Some people think it opens a spirit doorway and Jesus said, don't fuck with the spirits or something like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:07 PM (4tmEn)

146 It's just a bunch of silly stuperstitions..

Posted by: A Educater at September 08, 2026 09:11 PM (MWfyi)

147 Every time I tried to paint water, the paint just dissolved and floated away. Then somebody told me about water primer.
Posted by: gp

Water primer? So..... Jello?

Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2026 09:11 PM (VHUov)

148 145 143 Astrology, Ouija, Tarot - they're just game...

Some people think it opens a spirit doorway and Jesus said, don't fuck with the spirits or something like that.

Posted by: Braenyard

Not just Jesus.

“There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord. And because of these abominations the Lord your God is driving them out before you.”

Posted by: Deuteronomy 18:10 - 12 at September 08, 2026 09:13 PM (PkrKm)

149 A Strangle of AWFLs.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 08, 2026 08:51 PM (zdLoL)

I am sooooo stealing that

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 09:14 PM (2WIwB)

150 Ay, de mí Llorona
Llorona de azul celeste
Ay de mí Llorona
Llorona de azul celeste

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 09:16 PM (AKptf)

151 Dog pulling ladder out from under man. Harold Lloyd or Buster Keaton probably did it first.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 08, 2026 09:16 PM (/yRoS)

152 THIS is what I'd like to see in the art thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2026 09:19 PM (l3cgK)

153 I thought that first picture was Judge Sullivan by the way the NY Post captioned pictures but it was a female juror. How in the world did the prosecution allow that screaming butch on the jury?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:20 PM (4tmEn)

154 f*ck off. You wouldn't like it if people were trying to come up with a collective noun specifically for soy-filled leftist males and somebody suggested "a rape-gang of men" or "an abuse of men" (as though all men were soy-filled leftists), would you?

Challenge accepted.

A juice box of soy boys.

A velvet dice bag of soy boys.

A basement of soy boys.

C'mon Horde, I know y'all can do better than I can.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 09:23 PM (vTZFs)

155 152 THIS is what I'd like to see in the art thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----

It was in the art thread the other day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:24 PM (4tmEn)

156
Oh no, Lady gaga hasn't been seen since April!!

Does anyone care?

Posted by: four seasons at September 08, 2026 09:24 PM (/QHx4)

157 "THIS is what I'd like to see in the art thread...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

Meh. No dog, sniper, or boobs. Not even a cat.

Posted by: A Educater at September 08, 2026 09:24 PM (MWfyi)

158 Some people think it opens a spirit doorway

Some people think. Some don't.😜

All manner of behaviors can leave minds open to messed-up mentality. The doors of perception are subjective, not inherent in some Milton Bradley toy.

I thought I saw an invisible ghost once (just go with it) and started to have a rising fear response. I reasoned that it might be a hallucination (most likely too much coffee), but, could be a demon, or an angel. From angels, there was nothing to fear (although, why do they always start with "fear not," eh?), and for demons I count on the shield of protective faith, thank you, Mr. Jesus. Get thee behind me, ugly one.

Fear and reason use different parts of the brain, and simple calm reasoning did not immediately quell the adrenaline rush of fear.

It was a very brief but educational experience.👻

Boo!

Posted by: mindful webworker - it was Casper at September 08, 2026 09:25 PM (aKb34)

159 C'mon Horde, I know y'all can do better than I can.

Posted by: Oddbob
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A sack of butches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:25 PM (4tmEn)

160 Willowed OT oldie but goodie: The world's greatest fruit seller.

https://tinyurl.com/5bkjvabf
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:26 PM (y9nCu)

Apparently the most popular tangerine seller in Croatia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 09:26 PM (zeRnp)

161 Oldest trick in the book's when the devil convinced people he didn't exist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:27 PM (4tmEn)

162 Holy Hannah! That watercolor is like doing lace in marble.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 08, 2026 09:27 PM (zeRnp)

163 Acrimonious AWFL's?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 09:29 PM (hzuYO)

164 145 143 Astrology, Ouija, Tarot - they're just game...

Some people think it opens a spirit doorway and Jesus said, don't fuck with the spirits or something like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:07 PM (4tmEn)

If you do it regularly it is not a good thing and as a Catholic, I believe it risks demonic oppression. I did once or twice as a kid and learned to not do it again.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 08, 2026 09:29 PM (y171U)

165 A ballsack of AWFLS?
Posted by: Stateless

Bawlsack ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2026 09:30 PM (diia5)

166 Who needs Ouija when we have AI?

Posted by: A Educater at September 08, 2026 09:31 PM (MWfyi)

167 A set of AWFLS is called The View.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 08, 2026 09:32 PM (R86kT)

168 Three of the jurors were teachers.

Only the best and brightest were chosen for the trial.

Posted by: Case at September 08, 2026 09:33 PM (noln+)

169 "Three of the jurors were teachers."

Educaters.

Posted by: A Educater at September 08, 2026 09:34 PM (MWfyi)

170

When you believe in things
That you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, yeah

Posted by: Steve E. Wunda at September 08, 2026 09:34 PM (Cqx++)

171 Have seen photos and in museums how sculptors can make marble look like lace and fabric. That blows my mind.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)
~~~~~

That amazes me too. Here's a page that shows a marble sculpture of a man covered with a net that's so incredibly realistic, and then scroll down to see faces and bodies covered with sheer fabric--all done in marble. Just stunning.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 08, 2026 09:37 PM (3ImbR)

172 Duh. Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/3tvkuvkp

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 08, 2026 09:37 PM (3ImbR)

173 Only the best and brightest were chosen for the trial.
-----

We need a whoa lotta millstones.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 09:39 PM (4tmEn)

174 169 "Three of the jurors were teachers."

Educaters.
Posted by: A Educater at September 08, 2026 09:34 PM (MWfyi)

Oh... my... so in charge of YOUR Children?

Uhhhh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 09:40 PM (mP0Kj)

175 anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens… Deut.

I never fooled with Ouija, save the two times I mentioned, and astrology was just amusing fantasy. But I did learn Tarot, and did readings for folks for a number of years. Long ago.

I never thought of it as divination or fortune-telling. It was just the chance positioning of cards in a layout. My favorite results where when someone would nod and say, that's so true, when I had no idea what it meant to them. I saw it helping people deal with their own lives and problems by holding up a kind of mirror. Nothing magical about it.

I was a professional: charged a quarter. Non-professionals shouldn't try these dangerous practices.

A few times, I used the cards to generate song lyrics. Inspirational, but I once created a song based on a milk carton label and another from just the name of the game of Risk™️, so, you get what you get from wherever.

http://mindfulwebworks.com/tales/risk#video

Posted by: mindful webworker - it was Casper at September 08, 2026 09:45 PM (aKb34)

176 "Three of the jurors were teachers."

A school of AWFLs?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Fishy at September 08, 2026 09:47 PM (aKb34)

177 What better medium for water than water color.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2026 09:48 PM (7uQFL)

178 O/T...We have neighbors, good people, who are very OCD. To the point they make my in-laws look mellow. Super hyper people and things out of whack disturb them.

Their aspens keep dying and are chopped down one by one. All connnected to a root system. The big one left a huge stump and it apparently drove him loco.

He started digging the stump about noon. Tried to hook it up to his SUV which did nothing. Now there is a tarp with dirt (he kept digging) and, oddly, a shop vac for the dirt.

One of the garage doors is wide open and both SUV's missing. We are unsure if he had a detour to the ED or what is going on. He may have started whacking at the roots and cut himself? Something ain't right. I guess we could close the garage door by dusk to help.

*A glimpse of my exciting life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 09:49 PM (hzuYO)

179
A school of AWFLs?
Posted by: mindful webworker

================

Don't slander fish that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2026 09:49 PM (XJ22o)

180 What the fuck Ace?

Muscling in on my art territory?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2026 09:50 PM (k5CNB)

181 Did you ever consider that Hungary is named after the Huns?

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 09:53 PM (MWfyi)

182 Did you ever consider that Hungary is named after the Huns?
Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 09:53 PM (MWfyi)

Pretty sure it is named after the Magyars.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2026 09:56 PM (AKptf)

183 That painting... watercolor no less

Geeezzzz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2026 09:57 PM (2Cry5)

184 "Pretty sure it is named after the Magyars.
Posted by: runner"

Why isn't it called Magary then?

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 09:58 PM (MWfyi)

185 I was expecting this painting very soon on the Art Thread, CBD. Disappointed.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:01 PM (Jr+re)

186 The Onogurs were a Turkic people who apparently inhabited Hungary between the disappearance of the Avars and the arrival of the Magyars. Confusingly, Hungary is a corruption of Onogur, not a derivation from the Huns who briefly inhabited the area before the Avars.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 08, 2026 10:03 PM (92qAs)

187 Move bitch. Get in the boat. Get in the boat, bitch. Get in the boat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 08, 2026 10:03 PM (eP2ub)

188 According to Sefton, Hungary is named after treacherous antisemitic assholes

Posted by: he does have reasons at September 08, 2026 10:06 PM (88C+u)

189 Watch out for the hungry Hungary hippos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 10:07 PM (Cqx++)

190 ONT up

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 08, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

191 The NY Post has a story (and, unfortunately, photos, of the three hag juror uglies). I scanned it briefly.

They claim the prosecution was "harsh" as she was a good mother! Right, right, right. They "could find no witnesses to proclaim otherwise." Certainly the husband did this no favors as he was on the stand. It is possible he simply can't believe he married a demon or wanted to admit it.

She is a manipulator. I guess none of them thought of that one. Ted Bundy manipulated and was, for heaven's sake, once on a rape hotline or similar in Washington.

I feel a bit harsh towards Clancy I wish I never had to see her face again. I know it is beside the point but I hate her nose. Her eyes are dead and evil. Her skin has not recovered well from the asphalt roof skid or she started out that way.

However, they found Clancy's lawyer compassionate, kind and funny. Why would a defense lawyer at the murder trial of 3 children by their mother's exercise bands find any humor? I want to ask if they have children or grandchildren. Probably feed feral rats for pets.

More whining about the pills and she "snapped." Her tox screen showed below therapeutic levels & not contributing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 10:13 PM (hzuYO)

192 According to Sefton, Hungary is named after treacherous antisemitic assholes.
Posted by: he does have reasons at September 08, 2026 10:06 PM (88C+u)
************************

The Onogurs had earlier lived around the Don and Volga rivers, until their polity was destroyed in the late-7th century by the Khazars. However, it wasn't until later that the Khazars (or at least their monarchy and nobility) converted to Judaism.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 08, 2026 10:14 PM (92qAs)

Gemini Rising: Lindsay Clancy's Ex-Husband Threatens Conspiracy Theorists With Defamation Lawsuits

This is what Geminis do -- they kill, and then they sue.
That's #Science.

The ex-husband of Lindsey Clancy, Patrick Clancy, is threatening through his lawyer to pursue legal action against "so-called influencers" who have accused him of the killings and claimed he framed Lindsey Clancy for them.
Patrick Clancy's attorney, Howard Cooper, said in a statement that the "relentless, escalating and destructive defamation campaign" has harmed his client's reputation and livelihood, the New York Times reported.
....
While she admitted to carrying out the killings, she pleaded not guilty to three counts of first-degree murder, arguing that she had been experiencing postpartum psychosis and heard a voice commanding her to kill the children and herself. Her trial ended last week when the jury deadlocked.

if you are dating a woman ask her about this viral case being talked about where a woman strangled her 3 kids to death. if she is on her side or thinks the husband did it- her brain has been fried by tiktok and you need to break up with her NOW pic.twitter.com/WoNR2eWbRj
— shoe (@shoe0nhead) August 16, 2026

Speaking of AWFULs: Trump has succeeded in pressuring the Woke Male Karen heading the Smithsonian to resign and take his "being on time and responsible for your own actions is white supremacy" fat ass with him.

Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch III on Tuesday announced that he would retire at the end of the war, the Washington Post reported.
His retirement comes amid pressure from the Trump administration, which has worked to revamp many of the Institute's museums and displays.
Why are AWFULs so awful?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 No one would miss you lady

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2026 06:33 PM (+gK6I)

2 Crazy evil animals.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2026 06:34 PM (UYYJi)

3 Firing that asshole at the Smithsonian is long overdue. Now fire the rest of the staph there...

Yes, the staph.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 08, 2026 06:34 PM (FCL84)

4

Maybe I'm a Leo

https://youtu.be/NT-xCu6SR5k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 06:35 PM (Cqx++)

5 Top 5?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 08, 2026 06:35 PM (PE5pE)

6 "This is what Geminis do -- they kill, and then they sue."

Time to switch to Claude.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

7
Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch III on Tuesday announced that he would retire at the end of the war, the Washington Post reported.

What war?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++)

8 Retiring at the end of the war?

Does the Smithsonian answer to the Army or Navy?

Posted by: Lumpy at September 08, 2026 06:37 PM (uhNxn)

9 "I don't believe in God, but I believe the positions of the planets and stars can influence my life."

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 08, 2026 06:37 PM (PE5pE)

10 5 Top 5?
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 08, 2026 06:35 PM (PE5pE)

Comment checks out.

Posted by: Count de Monet, expanding his vocabulary at September 08, 2026 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

11 Lions kill the cubs of the previous male to send the head female into estrus. So, yeah, the father did it.

Posted by: Accomack at September 08, 2026 06:38 PM (/Chlc)

12 3 Firing that asshole at the Smithsonian is long overdue. Now fire the rest of the staph there...

Yes, the staph.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 08, 2026 06:34 PM

^^^ This.

Staph infections are particularly nasty.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:39 PM (HlyYF)

13 WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 08, 2026 06:39 PM (dK+Kv)

14 In 5 years, the killer mom will have a higher net worth than husband. It'll probably be at least factor of 10, possibly 100.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 08, 2026 06:39 PM (4HoLg)

15 This is another Libra conspiracy.

You wishy-washy flip-floppers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

16 Gemini sez: "Approximately 27% of American adults believe in astrology, with women being about twice as likely as men to hold this belief."

Then Gemini killed me.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 "I don't believe in God, but I believe the positions of the planets and stars can influence my life."
----

I had a belief about turkeys once...once.

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at September 08, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+)

18 >>>Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch III on Tuesday announced that he would retire at the end of the war, the Washington Post reported.

The Iranian war?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2026 06:41 PM (syz1S)

19 WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

For reason incomprehensible to normal people, it is currently fashionable to "let your freak flag fly".

Possibly because the more outrageous the thing you say, the more people (or bots) will click on it and it's a cheap and easy way to get famous and maybe rich very quickly.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 06:41 PM (vJrRc)

20 Strangle three kids: eh, shit happens

Build a ballroom: burn the witch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)

21 Thank God we can use the word "RETARDED" again. It's a target rich environment.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)

22 WTF is wrong with people?
----

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined it for me.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (+/Ezd)

23 19 It's all about the clicks.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

24
I had a belief about turkeys once...once.
Posted by: Mr. Carlson

====

Anne then reality started crashing down on you

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (4HoLg)

25
The Iranian war?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2026 06:41 PM (syz1S)

I think it's supposed to be end of the year.

Posted by: beckster at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (kX27y)

26 Willowed:

Mitch McConnell's medical team has issued a statement that after 85 days, he is "still having issues with breathing".

Other medical experts have noted this is a common side-effect of being dead.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (0sNs1)

27 DM has pics of the three Super Karens on the jury.
Just what I expected.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:43 PM (UjdFS)

28 WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

For reason incomprehensible to normal people, it is currently fashionable to "let your freak flag fly".

Possibly because the more outrageous the thing you say, the more people (or bots) will click on it and it's a cheap and easy way to get famous and maybe rich very quickly.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 06:41 PM (vJrRc)

Clearly Trump strangled those kids.

*awaits the cash to be rolling in*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 08, 2026 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

29 Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)

30 Clearly Trump strangled those kids.

*awaits the cash to be rolling in*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Maybe if you said it on TikTok, while driving in your car and screaming like a banshee?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (vJrRc)

31 Yes, the staph.
Posted by: Brewingfrog

Is that something else that is spread through sexual contact?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (0Htd1)

32 Ace Nate has a take on Clancy supporters -

https://youtu.be/lpMU3m5KwDQ

Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (wVcYX)

33 I wouldn't trust any of those bitches just lookin' at 'em.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (+/Ezd)

34 27 DM has pics of the three Super Karens on the jury.
Just what I expected.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:43 PM

What is DM?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (HlyYF)

35 Gemini sez: "Approximately 27% of American adults believe in astrology, with women being about twice as likely as men to hold this belief."

Then Gemini killed me.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:40 PM

In an ironic twist of fate the guru of the peak oil crowd matt savinar who used to command hundreds of thousands of dollars in speaking fees at peak oil conventions is now casting horoscopes in central america for rich people.

He took his grifting fake belief in peak oil ran that into the ground and switched to yet another fake belief and is still raking in the bucks from suckers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (I43vL)

36 Daily Mail

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

37 In an earlier thread I criticized Clancy's POS lawyer for publicly asking Trump to consider pardoning his POS client. Because Trump can't pardon state and local crimes.

On second thought, Clancy's POS lawyer is crazy like a fox. By publicly floating a pardon request that Trump cannot grant, the POS lawyer is telling all the Clancy crazy ladies to begin bombarding childless bull dyke MA Gov Maura Healey with requests and demands for a pardon. I have no idea what Healey sees as the pros and cons of pardoning Clancy.

Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2026 06:46 PM (5rh/l)

38 He took his grifting fake belief in peak oil ran that into the ground and switched to yet another fake belief and is still raking in the bucks from suckers.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Respect the hustle, I guess...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 06:46 PM (vJrRc)

39
I'm seeing more and more videos of female professionals whining about being "burned out" and in "survival mode", can't get out of bed, etc.

Feminists wanted women to have access to the same high-paying jobs men had. Now that they've found out the price of holding those jobs. So, of course, the nature of the job must change so women can succeed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)

40 Thank God we can use the word "RETARDED" again. It's a target rich environment.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)

I have not yet begun to retard.

Posted by: Zillenial ohn Paul Jones at September 08, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

41 If you think the scenes outside the Clancy murder trial was a circus, the lawsuits against the pink shirt influencers will be a three ring circus on LSD and meth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2026 06:47 PM (v6vok)

42 36 Daily Mail
Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM

Thanks!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:47 PM (HlyYF)

43 Aquarians don't kill people. They're too busy getting high.

I am Aquarius. But I don't get high. Also. Astrology is bullshit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

44 Hey, I'm a Gemini. So watch it!! Bwahahaha!!! (checks nic)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2026 06:48 PM (hmYU4)

45 WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

See Isaiah 5:20.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)

46 What is DM?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
......

Sorry.
Daily Mail

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:48 PM (UjdFS)

47 It's possible LSD might help them. I mean, I doubt it, but they are so fucked up right now it might be worth a shot.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 06:49 PM (+/Ezd)

48 Daily Mail link to three AWFLs from the Clancy jury.

https://tinyurl.com/44ekpcd5

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

49 Boyoboy, I need a speed typing class.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:50 PM (UjdFS)

50 Kimmel out in 2027.

Posted by: WisRich at September 08, 2026 06:50 PM (/RQ5w)

51 As a Gemini I have to tell you all, one of my personalities is gonna waste these asshoes that claim that I'm a violent man.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (WXg6e)

52 "Thanks!" De nada!

Why do I surf DM?

- It's the Big Picture tabloid!
- Frequently updated content throughout the day.
- Surprisingly good coverage of emergency events in USA.
- Boobehs, and dried-up celebrities to razz.

Best of all: NO f'n paywall. Yet.

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

53 Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch III on Tuesday announced that he would retire at the end of the war, the Washington Post reported.

What war?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++)
---
Don't mention the war!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (FZ29D)

54 Daily Mail link to three AWFLs from the Clancy jury.

https://tinyurl.com/44ekpcd5
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

Damn. And I wanted that ability to have an erection today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

55 In an ironic twist of fate the guru of the peak oil crowd matt savinar who used to command hundreds of thousands of dollars in speaking fees at peak oil conventions is now casting horoscopes in central america for rich people.

He took his grifting fake belief in peak oil ran that into the ground and switched to yet another fake belief and is still raking in the bucks from suckers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2026 06:45 PM (I43vL)

Sometimes you do get your foot caught in the door, so to speak, and you have to stand to account in front of the parents and get a song out of the boys band using your "Think System."

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (wVcYX)

56 In 5 years, the killer mom will have a higher net worth than husband. It'll probably be at least factor of 10, possibly 100.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 08, 2026 06:39 PM (4HoLg)

Maybe, but she is in a wheelchair, might have a catheter, has to work really hard just to take a sh*t, and is hated by the half the world with a brain.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (k5CNB)

57 I amuse myself by watching youtubes of cops dragging out of control idiots out of restaurants, cars, hotels, and so on. Most of said idiots are white women, so none of this stuff with the Lindsay Clancy fans surprises me. A proportion of the female population is irrational and dim witted. And I believe that the reason that they are underrepresented in the prison system is that cops and prosecutors go easier on women than on men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 06:52 PM (0Htd1)

58 Damn. And I wanted that ability to have an erection today.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

Slumpbusters.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 06:52 PM (H9BGx)

59 DM has pics of the three Super Karens on the jury.
Just what I expected.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:43 PM (UjdFS)

You ain't wrong. Geez.

Posted by: Zillenial ohn Paul Jones at September 08, 2026 06:52 PM (dK+Kv)

60 I like the original AWFL better than AWFUL.

Does the U stand for anything?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (U1NLK)

61 Thank God we can use the word "RETARDED" again. It's a target rich environment.
Posted by: Orson

My Uncle with Downs Syndrome was ahead of his time. When particularly annoyed with someone, he'd say "And they say I'm retarded!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (WXg6e)

62 Aquarians don't kill people. They're too busy getting high.

I am Aquarius. But I don't get high. Also. Astrology is bullshit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

Also Aquarius. What month is Carnivore?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (npvPb)

63 Does the U stand for anything?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (U1NLK)

Fucking Ugly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

64 As a Gemini I have to tell you all, one of my personalities is gonna waste these asshoes that claim that I'm a violent man.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (WXg6e)

Check my comment at 44.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (hmYU4)

65 Daily Mail link to three AWFLs from the Clancy jury.

https://tinyurl.com/44ekpcd5

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

They look exactly...EXACTLY...the way I predicted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (k5CNB)

66 I like the original AWFL better than AWFUL.

Does the U stand for anything?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (U1NLK)

Uggo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 08, 2026 06:53 PM (dK+Kv)

67 From the article about three of the Clancy AWFLs:

"According to the trio, they argued so much with the man that the alternate jurors could hear them through a wall."

You don't hear someone through a wall based on how many words they spoke.

You hear someone through a wall when they are yelling at someone!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (HlyYF)

68 These women make me understand witch hunters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (K32Fz)

69 Best comment:
"I can smell the cat urine on them from here"

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (UjdFS)

70 These women make me understand witch hunters
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (K32Fz)

More like Witchers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

71 I am Gemini! Beware of my wrath.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (E0Et6)

72 Best comment:
"I can smell the cat urine on them from here"
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (UjdFS)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

73 From the article about three of the Clancy AWFLs:

"According to the trio, they argued so much with the man that the alternate jurors could hear them through a wall."

You don't hear someone through a wall based on how many words they spoke.

You hear someone through a wall when they are yelling at someone!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (HlyYF)

The bird hands must've been flying.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (dK+Kv)

74 Take the Lindsey Clancy stuff to the desired AWFL outcome:

Are any of these Karens going to offer her a good-paying job if she is released? Perhaps they could hire her as a nanny for their children?

She will need a job to afford housing, utilities, and food - all things which the taxpayer is currently providing her. And being a paraplegic, she will require special accommodations AND someone to take care of her additional needs.

What kind of social life will she have outside of the place she is currently housed in? Does she honestly think that any of her friends will want to be around her now? It's been 3 years - they have all moved on.

She is better off where she is, whether she thinks so or not.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (SRRAx)

75 22 WTF is wrong with people?
----
I used to be a people person, but then people ruined it for me.
Posted by: Common Tater

There's a reason people love their dogs so much, and will do anything for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (0Htd1)

76 Virgos Rule the World.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

77 Are those “women” on the jury also teachers by chance? They’d fit perfectly into that role.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (U1NLK)

78 Someone took a shit next to a Schnitt?

Posted by: Delurker at September 08, 2026 06:56 PM (2Drhq)

79 I am Gemini! Beware of my wrath.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (E0Et6)

Three of us so far. Uh, oh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2026 06:56 PM (hmYU4)

80 Seriously this kind of thing makes me treasure the women i my life and the ones lost to death over the years like my mom and her sisters, my grandmothers, my cousins. They are angels and I treasure them all the more for rejecting this heinous shit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 06:56 PM (K32Fz)

81 Maybe, but she is in a wheelchair, might have a catheter, has to work really hard just to take a sh*t, and is hated by the half the world with a brain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's my understanding that those with crippling (swidt?) injuries have to resort to manual insertion to get the hole (I did it again!) thing going.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 06:56 PM (WXg6e)

82 Leos don't kill cubs?

Do they ever watch Animal Planet? Or whatever the current nature-mentary fad is?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 06:56 PM (aJQbY)

83 Damn. And I wanted that ability to have an erection today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM

My bad.

OTOH, maybe some hospital ERs could download the article for the men that come in when their blue pill has worked for more than four hours?

Those "ladies" would certainly cure that affliction.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (HlyYF)

84 Best of all: NO f'n paywall. Yet.
Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

I wish that was true. The Daily Mail puts many of their stories behind a paywall, especially stories about celebs. e.g.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/
article-16064621/lady-gaga-disappears-
michael-polansky-elope-married.html

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (syz1S)

85 Feminists wanted women to have access to the same high-paying jobs men had. Now that they've found out the price of holding those jobs. So, of course, the nature of the job must change so women can succeed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)

Some of us women who got the high-paying jobs worked harder than the men did to get to the top of those jobs, and were still shit on in some sectors. You don't have to be a screeching idiot to want a decent job that uses one's mind to excel in, and be paid accordingly. But I can document that men who were just starting out in architecture were paid more than I was after 10 years of experience, and no failed projects.

Just because some imbeciles don't get that it takes hard work to get ahead doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer the kind of crap I put up with for years.

Most of that went away over the past 25 years or so, but no means all of it. Standing firm on professional ethics can get a woman accused of being a hysteric. That doesn't often happen to men.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (H9BGx)

86 Evening.

By chance did the voice in Lindsey Clancy's head sound like Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (RQzB7)

87 am Gemini! Beware of my wrath.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (E0Et6)

Three of us so far. Uh, oh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

What about Gemini/cancer cusps? What are we capable of?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

88 Aquarians don't kill people. They're too busy getting high.

I am Aquarius. But I don't get high. Also. Astrology is bullshit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

If you have the star sign of Aquarius the one thing you know is that the sun was NOT in that constellation when you were born.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)

89 Virgos Rule the World.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

+1

That we do. Logical and shit, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (wVcYX)

90 Clancy will be a state rep within 3 years and possible us house member within 10. She is going to be a feminist icon. They’ll have posters of her in women’s studies classrooms.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (U1NLK)

91 That first juror looks like a dude lady.

Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (enNUy)

92 Second best comment:
"Why was Gary Busey on the jury?"

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (UjdFS)

93 The astrological sign for Gemini is twins. You think I'm bad you ought to see the other one.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (E0Et6)

94 At least everyone shut up about how society failed her and nobody was helping her. This woman was absolutely piled with a mountain of love, protection, assistance, sacrifice, and kindness.

The hard truth of life is that no matter how much you love someone, no matter how pure your love, no matter how hard you try you cannot love someone out of their problems. You cannot fix stupid, you cannot fix insane, there is no amount of love sufficient to fix a woman like this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (K32Fz)

95 Does the U stand for anything?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
__________

Urban?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 08, 2026 06:59 PM (XvL8K)

96 if you are dating a woman ask her...

Do in have to tell.Mrs.D?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)

97 "The Daily Mail puts many of their stories behind a paywall"

Yes, I forgot they had a paid tier

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 06:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

98 90 Clancy will be a state rep within 3 years and possible us house member within 10. She is going to be a feminist icon. They’ll have posters of her in women’s studies classrooms.

well, there is a vacancy to be filled now that gloria steinem has moved on...

Posted by: anachronda at September 08, 2026 06:59 PM (v3pYe)

99 71 I am Gemini! Beware of my wrath.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 06:54 PM (E0Et6)

Sweetie, no one who has ever met you would doubt that level of menace from you if warranted.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 06:59 PM (H9BGx)

100 Bruce Wayne, ruling the world !

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (E0Et6)

101 You know it!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

102 91 That first juror looks like a dude lady.
Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (enNUy)

92 Second best comment:
"Why was Gary Busey on the jury?"
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (UjdFS)

Comment Pairing Of The Week Nominee

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (wVcYX)

103 Bruce Wayne, ruling the world !
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (E0Et6)

101 You know it!
Posted by: BruceWayne at

Ruthlessly and without favor.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

104 I am a Moon Child, beware of my...bong rip?

Posted by: Delurker at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (2Drhq)

105 if you are dating a woman ask her...

Do in have to tell Mrs. D?
Posted by: Diogenes

When I ask the lovely Mrs. for permission for such things she usually says "FINE!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 07:01 PM (WXg6e)

106 The hard truth of life is that no matter how much you love someone, no matter how pure your love, no matter how hard you try you cannot love someone out of their problems. You cannot fix stupid, you cannot fix insane, there is no amount of love sufficient to fix a woman like this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 06:58 PM (K32Fz)

Disagree CRT. She doesn't have problems.

She's just fucking evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

107
tHiS iS tHe dAwnInG oF tHe aGe oF AqUariUS!!11!!

Posted by: AWFUL Horoscope dependent at September 08, 2026 07:01 PM (OkYzo)

108 >>> Most of that went away over the past 25 years or so, but no means all of it. Standing firm on professional ethics can get a woman accused of being a hysteric. That doesn't often happen to men.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (H9BGx)

======

My wife works in a male dominated field (I.T.). She would whole heartedly agree with you, 1000 percent.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 08, 2026 07:01 PM (QFchU)

109 I'm totally going OT!!!
Second.eagle of the month in Geezer Golf!!!
Woohoo!!!
Irish whiskey is good!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)

110 These ghouls are just a very slim, albeit noisy, minority among women, right? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 08, 2026 07:02 PM (CwhoI)

111 Nah, Gary Busey would have looked at her, said something about her being a 'fucking alien' and then gotten drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

112 Second.eagle of the month in Geezer Golf!!!

da-hang!!!

Posted by: DanMan at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (8uzBS)

113 103 Bruce Wayne, ruling the world !
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM (E0Et6)

101 You know it!
Posted by: BruceWayne at

Ruthlessly and without favor.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:00 PM

Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (HlyYF)

114 These ghouls are just a very slim, albeit noisy, minority among women, right? Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Well most of them certainly aren't slim.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

115
I've learned that telling a woman at work to "calm down" is like genocide, or something.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (OkYzo)

116
Have the "My husband left me because I supported Lindsey" tic-tocks started yet?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (y9nCu)

117 When I ask the lovely Mrs. for permission for such things she usually says "FINE!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 07:01 PM (WXg6e)

***

Whoa!
FINE is one of those words men dread.
Tread carefully.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:04 PM (2WIwB)

118 Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Just have to have a few strategically placed laptop fans.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

119 Have the "My husband left me because I supported Lindsey" tic-tocks started yet?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (y9nCu)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

120 I always sang it

"this is the darning of the ageless aquarium...aquarium"

My Dad was a bad influence on me.

Word-play is basically puns.

Lowest form of bread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 07:04 PM (0aYVJ)

121 I asked my wife her thoughts and thankfully she said that bitch needs to rot in hell.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 07:04 PM (U1NLK)

122 50 Kimmel out in 2027.
Posted by: WisRich

The only way I'd watch that show would be to see him crying about being shitcanned.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 07:05 PM (0Htd1)

123 Standing firm on professional ethics can get a woman accused of being a hysteric. That doesn't often happen to men.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (H9BGx)
======
My wife works in a male dominated field (I.T.). She would whole heartedly agree with you, 1000 percent.
Posted by: Turn 2
___________

Do women treat each other any better?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 08, 2026 07:05 PM (XvL8K)

124 Her name is Leo ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (jGtoG)

125 heard a voice commanding her to kill the children and herself.
Demonic

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (zUBPx)

126 Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Just have to have a few strategically placed laptop fans.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

Nipples, junk, taint. At the least.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (0aYVJ)

127 I can't imagine what that lone juror had to endure with these screeching harridan AWFL Karens. I'm convinced part of their white hot hatred for this guy is because, not only did he deny Clancy the leniency she deserved, but he also denied them their chance to be part of history they thought they were making.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (qBdHI)

128
Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (HlyYF)

But I hear that it really SEALS IN THE FLAVOR.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (y9nCu)

129 Those juror ladies be scary lookin'.

If they are in fact all ladies. Not sure about the first one at all.

Posted by: Delurker at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (2Drhq)

130 In my many years of corporate world experience women treat each other 100x worse than what any man would do.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (U1NLK)

131 >>>FINE is one of those words men dread.

Another is "NOTHING", uttered when asked what's wrong.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (CwhoI)

132 LOL... MSNOW Headline...

DOW now searching through PRIVATE Medical Records of Soldiers to kick out Transgenders...

Uh.. there are no private medical records if you are in the Military.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)

133 Yeah I do not care, he is dung.....I know he did not murder his kids.....I also know he decided they were a payday and the real villain was the doctors he aided her in playing off against one another and the companies making the pills she was not taking as prescribed....

She was a nurse who doctor-shopped, lied to providers, and undermined pharmacologically....Lindsay's doctor was functionally Lindsay and he allowed it.

Posted by: sven at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (Int1s)

134 Do women treat each other any better?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 08, 2026 07:05 PM

No. They're worse.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (OkYzo)

135 Daily Mail link to three AWFLs from the Clancy jury.

https://tinyurl.com/44ekpcd5
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

Fucking horrible. Only one juror with any decency or intellect or integrity, no doubt being browbeaten by the other 11 worthless cocksuckers to acquit. We have fallen so far so fast.

Posted by: Only one righteous at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (TbWk/)

136 Most of that went away over the past 25 years or so, but no means all of it. Standing firm on professional ethics can get a woman accused of being a hysteric. That doesn't often happen to men.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 06:57 PM (H9BGx)

======

My wife works in a male dominated field (I.T.). She would whole heartedly agree with you, 1000 percent.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 08, 2026 07:01 PM

My wife did 20 years of active duty in the Navy and made E8 and I can't recall a single person who called her hysterical. I suspect that the military is a different world.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (I43vL)

137 Maybe, but she is in a wheelchair, might have a catheter, has to work really hard just to take a sh*t, and is hated by the half the world with a brain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Plus she looks as much like a witch as Governor Whitmer. Neither of those gals has any trouble getting dressed up for Halloween.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (0Htd1)

138 heard a voice commanding her to kill the children and herself.
Demonic
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (zUBPx)

But never mentioned it to anyone until weeks after the killings and admits the voice never occurred before or since.

Evil. Just plain, temporal, mortal evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

139 The third one looks like Barbara Boxer.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (UjdFS)

140 Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (HlyYF)

But I hear that it really SEALS IN THE FLAVOR.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (y9nCu)

You can sous vide a filet mignon while fighting crime on the streets of Gotham.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)

141 They’re actually using Dept of War? Haha. Next up Lake America.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (U1NLK)

142 Fudge!

I just went back to the Daily Mail article to read it to the bottom.

Included is the best picture I have seen of her three children.

IMO, to suffer a psychic break so severe as to murder those three children, you wouldn't even be capable of dressing yourself in the morning.

My vote on the jury would have been, "Pure evil."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (HlyYF)

143 Women and gay dudes can tend to be hysterics

Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (enNUy)

144 Yeah, I'm an Aries... we just kill everyone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (mP0Kj)

145 Read in the UK DM of a man breaking up with his fiancee in recent weeks, and a $200k wedding, because she felt Clancy was innocent when he asked her what she thought. Good decision. Smart. Get out!!! Run!

Mr. Clancy looks jaundiced in that photo and I hope he's not. Glad he divorced her and married again.

I'm a Gemini and did not kill my children. A sentence I never thought I'd write.

The mere fact that ANYONE believes in astrology or horoscopes is retarded. I used to read them and snicker.

Married a Cancer and apparently we are doomed or something 47yrs later. So stupid. So pathetic. So deranged to think this is as real as tarot cards, ouija boards, or the Magic 8 Ball.

Is this one of the questions on dating sites? "Found my soul mate but he's the wrong sign! What do I do?" *Weeps on tik tok and snot shoots out nosering.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 07:09 PM (hzuYO)

146 LOL... MSNOW Headline...

DOW now searching through PRIVATE Medical Records of Soldiers to kick out Transgenders...

Uh.. there are no private medical records if you are in the Military.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)

***

Fuck you MSNOW. You dipshits wouldn't know a military thing if it bit you in the ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:09 PM (2WIwB)

147 Why are AWFULs so awful?

Its not just AWFULs. Its never been just AWFULs. But they are extremely AWFUL now. For shore.

As all the talks about "Back the Blue" went. As certain really loud folks - including a poster here for a while - shouted down anyone that thought an election could be rigged.

And on and on. Still more, on and on.

Get this. Most people don't use logic regarding politics. Political Policy - for most - is a matter of Faith.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:09 PM (pKKaQ)

148 Fucking horrible. Only one juror with any decency or intellect or integrity, no doubt being browbeaten by the other 11 worthless cocksuckers to acquit. We have fallen so far so fast.

Posted by: Only one righteous at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (TbWk/)

Dude is a legend. May he drink free in any bar of the land.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 08, 2026 07:09 PM (dK+Kv)

149 125 heard a voice commanding her to kill the children and herself.
Demonic

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM

She did it in the wrong order. She should have started with herself.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 08, 2026 07:09 PM (OkYzo)

150 127 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (qBdHI)

It is a lot like being the only patriot capitalist on a campus history department I would imagine madam.

Posted by: sven at September 08, 2026 07:10 PM (Int1s)

151 "I started filling out the forms, I was so excited."

How sick, twisted and morally bankrupt does one have to be, to be all excited about setting a triple child-murderer free?

Posted by: Delurker at September 08, 2026 07:11 PM (2Drhq)

152 I think about what Clancy’s life is going to look like. No matter what happens to her from a criminal justice standpoint, she’s going to be dependent on others for the rest of her life. That population is broken into 3 segments: one, those who are disgusted and revolted by her but who choke that down and deal with her as professionals; those who can’t do that and make their revulsion known to her; and those lunatics who actually identify and side with her. If there’s even the slightest glimmer of self-awareness in her, she would have to know that any time showed her anything approaching affection or warmth, that that person was likely just as much of a psychopath as she (Clancy) is. Not like that feels anything like full justice in this world, but never truly knowing a normal human connection ever again does seem like a kind of Hell to me…

Posted by: Steeldoc at September 08, 2026 07:11 PM (JPByw)

153 Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (HlyYF)

But I hear that it really SEALS IN THE FLAVOR.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (y9nCu)

You can sous vide a filet mignon while fighting crime on the streets of Gotham.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 07:11 PM (wVcYX)

154 Dude is a legend. May he drink free in any bar of the land.

In the land of Mass-Holes ?

He'd best move.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:11 PM (pKKaQ)

155 YouTube
If Lindsey Clancy killed your three children instead of hers would you still be defending her based on psychosis?
Or would you br fighting for justice?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)

156 heard a voice commanding her to kill the children and herself.
Demonic
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (zUBPx)

***

As there are angels among us, there are demons.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:12 PM (2WIwB)

157 Do women treat each other any better?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

They wouldn't use "hysterical" as a accusation.

... Other insults and never to the target's face, but not that one.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 07:12 PM (vJrRc)

158 Yeah, I'm an Aries... we just kill everyone.
Posted by: Romeo13
.......

I'm a Cancer, we kill a lot of people too.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2026 07:13 PM (UjdFS)

159 It was just 3 ultra late term abortions guys. What’s the big deal?
- AWFLs

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 07:13 PM (U1NLK)

160 As there are angels among us, there are demons.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 07:12 PM (2WIwB)

I don't care where you think the voices are coming from. Stay off my land. Especially if you are hearing voices.

The End.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:13 PM (pKKaQ)

161 Posted by: Steeldoc at September 08, 2026 07:11 PM (JPByw)

And somehow, due to suicidal empathy, the taxpayer will pay for her care and support... bank on it.

Gee... had not considered it... but... divorced the X... does he have to pay alimony? That would be a kick in the nutz.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

162 But never mentioned it to anyone until weeks after the killings and admits the voice never occurred before or since.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
___________

That's the crucial flaw in the psychosis defense. From what I've read, it never occurs just once.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (XvL8K)

163 I think about what Clancy’s life is going to look like. No matter what happens to her from a criminal justice standpoint, she’s going to be dependent on others for the rest of her life.

Bullshit. In that part of the country ?

She's getting a public job. Might be a small township mayor.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (pKKaQ)

164 Doesn't the Batman outfit horribly chafe when you have to wear it in temperatures over a 100 degrees for seven days in a row?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:03 PM (HlyYF)

But I hear that it really SEALS IN THE FLAVOR.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:06 PM (y9nCu)

You can sous vide a filet mignon while fighting crime on the streets of Gotham.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 08, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)
----
Batman is crazy prepared for ANYTHING.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D)

165 "What about Gemini/cancer cusps? What are we capable of?"

Everything that a Gemini can do, but you'll cry about it.

Posted by: Lumpy at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (uhNxn)

166 If Lindsey Clancy killed your three children instead of hers would you still be defending her based on psychosis?
Or would you br fighting for justice?

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 07:12 PM

I am pretty sure that if any of our 'ettes walked in while Clancy was attempting to commit the deed on the 'ettes' children, then Clancy would never have had the possibility of being brought to trial.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 08, 2026 07:16 PM (HlyYF)

167 She heard a voice in her head?

Only ONE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)

168 They wouldn't use "hysterical" as a accusation.

... Other insults and never to the target's face, but not that one.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 08, 2026 07:12 PM (vJrRc)

In my experience, a woman will use 'c*nt' quicker and with less reason than any dude. Hell, it is not even most guys go to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

169 163 I think about what Clancy’s life is going to look like. No matter what happens to her from a criminal justice standpoint, she’s going to be dependent on others for the rest of her life.

Bullshit. In that part of the country ?

She's getting a public job. Might be a small township mayor.
Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (pKKaQ)

Run for Office as a Democrat? Would fit the 'normal' Dem candidate now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (mP0Kj)

170 That's the crucial flaw in the psychosis defense. From what I've read, it never occurs just once.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 08, 2026 07:15 PM (XvL8K)

Here's the crucial flaw. Lets say she really was "crazy" when she killed all three of them kids. One by one.

Is she still crazy ? Because if she wasn't ? She'd be on suicide watch. Looking for a neck tie. A shoe lace. Anything to hang herself.

You know. Over guilt of personally killing her three fucking kids. One by one.

End of Story.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (pKKaQ)

171 I want to be Zeus for a day. I would shove a thunderbolt up this bitch's ass and be done with it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (E0Et6)

172 Run for Office as a Democrat? Would fit the 'normal' Dem candidate now.
Posted by: Romeo13

Well she would be rolling for office.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:18 PM (YZ0Fo)

173 Do women treat each other any better?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 08, 2026 07:05 PM (XvL8K)

Some do, some buy the kill-or-be-killed crap. Some women (this was in the 80's, in particular) thought they would be the only woman who would make it, so they did so over the bodies of any other women. Most of those found out the hard way that it wasn't worth it. They still had to use the ladies' room, just like the rest of us, and often they overheard.... well.... let's just say we weren't fooled.

I spent a lot of my career helping women figure out how to be proficient and professional. I never had any issues finding good people to work with. But those nasty grasping bitches? Somehow, they always ended up submarined in the end.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 07:19 PM (H9BGx)

174 She's getting a public job. Might be a small township mayor.
Posted by: Howdy

"I'm willing to make the difficult decisions that my opponent refuses to make."

Posted by: Lumpy at September 08, 2026 07:19 PM (uhNxn)

175 172 Run for Office as a Democrat? Would fit the 'normal' Dem candidate now.
Posted by: Romeo13

Well she would be rolling for office.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 08, 2026 07:18 PM (YZ0Fo)

Over / Under on how soon the miraculous healing happens?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

176 Posted by: Lady in Black,
I like your nickname. I'm currently reading that book.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 07:19 PM (0Htd1)

177 If I was her husband I can’t say I wouldn’t have killed her myself if I came upon my children she just killed.

Probably why I didn’t care for Shutter Island.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

178 There was no "same Chris!" for either Watts or Benoit....

you've come a long way baby.

Posted by: sven at September 08, 2026 07:19 PM (Int1s)

179 At Krebs: "Microsoft Corp. today issued updates to plug at least 974 security holes in its Windows operating systems and other software ... Fully 113 of the bugs addressed today earned Microsoft’s “critical” rating, meaning they could be abused by malware or miscreants to seize control over a vulnerable Windows machine with little or no help from the user."

I did the update, and my laptop still works!

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

180 She’s is 1000% going to run for office and win. She’s a lunatic child killer and disabled. A woke AWFl’s dream candidate. If she can find some Indian in her she may have the 2032 DNC locked up.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 07:20 PM (U1NLK)

181 Probably why I didn’t care for Shutter Island.

My recollection is that there were a lot of reasons not to care for Shutter Island.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2026 07:21 PM (VJ1er)

182 You know. Over guilt of personally killing her three fucking kids. One by one.

End of Story.
Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (pKKaQ)

This. Bitch is evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 08, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

183 171 I want to be Zeus for a day. I would shove a thunderbolt up this bitch's ass and be done with it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (E0Et6)

I'd be perfectly happy to attend her death by electric chair, hanging, or even lethal injection if folks get squeamish.

DO NOT MURDER BABIES. Period.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 07:21 PM (H9BGx)

184 nood

Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 07:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

185 170 Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (pKKaQ)

Allowing her to make this a medical event means she will be allowed to walk away from it within 5-7 years I guarantee it.

There are people online making the argument "she is out of kids to kill so what is gained by punishing her?"

Well the dozen or so copycats that have already happened would know "no you do not get to kill the kids and go free."

Posted by: sven at September 08, 2026 07:21 PM (Int1s)

186 If I was her husband I can’t say I wouldn’t have killed her myself if I came upon my children she just killed.

I have had this talk. My wife hated the guns in the house. But The Hell if I wouldn't have them.

She said once, I could not pick one up to defend our children.

As I told her. You'll really wish you did.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (pKKaQ)

187 I looked at the 3 jurors on mute at the UK DM and I know they sound like shrieking harpies. Didn't read or listen as I protect my brain and ears.

I probably would have been the lone female hold out and driven them to violence. That would have created some headlines. The first one looks trans, eh?

In the one federal civil case in FL I took over anyway, kindly, as I have my ways and people simply surrender. I was sweet but firm that they were wrong.

I wanted to go home and did believe the slimey guy was guilty as charged. Read my notes calmly to press a few points and done.

It was a 50/50 split with voters and the Dim's caved. They knew a stubborn redneck womman when I spoke and gave up easily to facts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (hzuYO)

188 So very glad I know absolutely ZERO about this murderer/tiktok shtshow. Not only that, I had to scroll back up to confirm how to spell the imbecilic disease that is the social media platform.

Feels so good.

Posted by: Ginny at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (hyQrc)

189
OT oldie but goodie: The world's greatest fruit seller.

https://tinyurl.com/5bkjvabf

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (y9nCu)

190 Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:17 PM (pKKaQ)

It could be propaganda info but someone posted today she has been on suicide watch at points during her mental hospital incarceration.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (KC5Lt)

191 LE CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

192 I can't imagine what that lone juror had to endure with these screeching harridan AWFL Karens. . . .
Posted by: Lady in Black

I think he drove them batty(er) every day by holding his coffee cup by the handle and NOT two-handing it and taking little bird sips as they did.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2026 07:24 PM (WXg6e)

193 It could be propaganda info but someone posted today she has been on suicide watch at points during her mental hospital incarceration.

Then give her a rope. And a hook to tie it to.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:24 PM (pKKaQ)

194 "I did the update, and my laptop still works!"

******

I still use Win7 and have zero issues w anything. No apps? No problem.

Posted by: Ginny at September 08, 2026 07:27 PM (hyQrc)

195 Ace Nate has a take on Clancy supporters -

https://youtu.be/lpMU3m5KwDQ

Just FYI, one of the women shown at the 1:41 mark is a satirist. One of her things is claiming to be transracial and talking about how much she suffers from not being recognized as black. (She is in fact very, very, very white.)

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 07:30 PM (vTZFs)

196 She is loving it. Everything is about her her her. She has everyone's attention. Yes, look at me! It's all about ME!
The crazy bitch.

Posted by: Case at September 08, 2026 07:31 PM (noln+)

197 This comment will not be seen. Its late in this thread. But here it is.

Many nics here Love Them Some Jesus. Fine. Whatever.

That's real evil right there. Man-Made ? Maybe. But all the same.

Yet all the same scolds ... and its always the Jesus Women ... don't have shit to say about her.

Posted by: Howdy at September 08, 2026 07:36 PM (pKKaQ)

198 Howdy: I read it. and you are wrong

Posted by: Crouching Chigger at September 08, 2026 09:05 PM (MNwdq)

199 137 Maybe, but she is in a wheelchair, might have a catheter, has to work really hard just to take a sh*t, and is hated by the half the world with a brain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Plus she looks as much like a witch as Governor Whitmer. Neither of those gals has any trouble getting dressed up for Halloween.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2026 07:07 PM (0Htd1)
**********
She either has a suprapubic catheter in place for eternity or someone has to cath her several times a day.

I won't get into the poop part to save y'all. I could but I won't because I love Morons too much. And it's dinner time somewhere.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 08, 2026 09:44 PM (hzuYO)

200 This AWFL death-dismember-mangle hysteria has been front and center in our news feeds every third news cycle or so for what, ten years now? And I’m over here thinking about 2 Timothy 3:6–7 again. The more I read eschatological Scripture, the more profoundly relevant it becomes. Maranatha.

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