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Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+) 2
Yes!
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+) 3
Read the content
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (wi+oT) 4
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 07:46 PM (ReKWQ) 6
"Finland is testing wireless transmission of electrical power."
Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago. Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi) 7
Evenin’, All. Happy Friday night!
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 07:50 PM (vTZFs) 9
It's been a while since I've nibbled any beaver tail. I've heard it's good roasted.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi) 10
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (Cqx++) 11
Man has always dreamed of f***ing the Moon.
That was a plot point in "The Boys" (comic, not series). Supe[rhero] gets a brain tumor, and becomes a compulsive r&pist. So they send him up to fuck an asteroid. Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (88C+u) 12
Another 100% week!
It is so nice to have a refuge from the perversions and depravities (such as "boofing") that Big Penguin pushes to destroy Truth, Justice, and the American Way! Thank you, Ace!!! Have a great weekend! Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1) 13
That's no moon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (r2Icn) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: That's Amore! at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (skR0U) 16
What would I do? I'd get blown to smithereens.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (sl73Y) 17
>>>Just a big goofy bear playing with a ball.
I'm seeing a ball within the ball. I think that's what the bear is after. The small ball must be food or at least something that smells like food. Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (8mulE) 18
I was gonna say that!
Posted by: Guy who always says "That's no Moon" at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi) 19
Confucius say: Hegseth must be stopped
youtu.be/InXHkjbMVFc Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 07:55 PM (88C+u) 20
Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago.
Posted by: fd I'm told that if you camp under transmission lines, you can light your camp with a fluorescent bulb just... laid out and not connected to anything. And that the power companies can see that drain on the lines. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 23, 2026 07:56 PM (C0Nlv) Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1) 22
I have lost interest in baby and children being filmed by their parents and posted on the internet. These poor kids learn from the minite they are born to perform for the camera. And they behave accordingly.
Kinda scary. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (ReKWQ) 23
NASA is getting hot for that Marius Hole (and some others) on the Moon, and are planning some mission to thoroughly probe them. Seriously, these are likely "skylights" to lava tubes and underground cave complexes. These could be ideal locations for habitats. Temperature down there seems to stable in the low 60F range over the whole lunar day/month cycle. And you've got radiation protection and all that good stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb) 24
"I'm told that if you camp under transmission lines, you can light your camp with a fluorescent bulb just... laid out and not connected to anything.
And that the power companies can see that drain on the lines. Posted by: FeatherBlade" I've always wondered if you lived by some power lines could you lay a big coil under them and draw off some power. Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: four seasons at October 23, 2026 07:58 PM (/QHx4) 26
Seriously, these are likely "skylights" to lava tubes and underground cave complexes. These could be ideal locations for habitats. Temperature down there seems to stable in the low 60F range over the whole lunar day/month cycle. And you've got radiation protection and all that good stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb) ____________ Too bad the Nazis beat us there. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:59 PM (eRlcH) 27
If the moon is going to crash into the Earth, I'd like a little more time to take care of some unfinished business. Just a few seconds isn't going to cut it.
I have a list. Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:59 PM (dIske) 28
I'm going to be a bit skeptical about the "highest resolution" photo of the Moon (and I assume he means by amateurs on Earth's surface). Andrew McCarthy has taken some fantastic long exposure mineral moon shots showing incredible detail. Now, as far as perhaps pixel resolution, the above might take the crown, I'm not sure, so it could be, but the jury is out on that for me. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EFb) 29
Always wanted to go to land of the midnight sun.
Brest chance now would be visiting Alaska in Summer. Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0) 30
"These could be ideal locations for habitats. "
Sorry, hole's closed. Moon moose out front shoulda told ya. Posted by: Moon Nazis at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM (MWfyi) 31
We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 08:02 PM (aJQbY) 33
It's a busy day on Moonbase Alpha.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:02 PM (RIvkX) 34
>> And that the power companies can see that drain on the lines.
Indeed, theoretically. The thing to appreciate with this is the power line, of itself, is not "radiating energy". It is radiating a tiny little bit, but not that much. By placing the devices in close proximity, you are actually changing the local EM field to draw power out of said field. And that shows up as additional resistive leakage on the supply end of the line. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:02 PM (w6EFb) 35
Also re: lava tubes - vulcanism on the moon? Not something I was aware of having been a thing...
Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (aJQbY) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (eRlcH) 37
Always wanted to go to land of the midnight sun.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM May we suggest the Land Down Under? Posted by: Men at Work at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1) 38
What would you do in that situation?
Hop down a manhole cover and father a race of cave dwelling Morlocks. Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 08:05 PM (SwyyQ) 39
We all know where this leads. A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space leaving the Earth to spiral wildly into the Sun. Get you affairs into order.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi) 40
>> We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system.
There is actually a precise definition about this. To be a binary planet system, the center of mass must lie outside of all bodies of the system. With the Earth-Moon system, the center of mass remains inside the Erf's radius at all times, so we have a moon, not a binary planet. Pluto and Charon however, meet the binary planet definition. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb) 41
If you park an electric car under a transmission line will it charge?
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2026 08:06 PM (Q+gd/) 42
I have high skepticism about any sort of habitats on the Moon or Mars. One of the reasons Earth is hospitable is all the water. It erodes solids and sand into a round format.
Very little water on the Moon or Mars. That means every single aspect of solid material is jagged and sharp. Even if there is a breathable atmosphere you don't want that stuff in your lungs. The Moon is even worse than Mars due to the vacuum state. Mars, at least, curbs this problem a little bit with winds. But, it's still inhospitable. The dust, stones and particulate matter is razor sharp and will cut through just about everything eventually. Good luck keeping those generators going for any length of time. Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 08:06 PM (dIske) 43
31 We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1) Some say that's more true of Pluto-Charon, but others say that doesn't count as a planet Posted by: okay, 88C+u is now just trolling at October 23, 2026 08:07 PM (88C+u) 44
lava tubes - vulcanism on the moon? Not something I was aware of having been a thing...
Posted by: RandomDave It was. Not now but it was. I think it's when the south pole got sheared off in the Aitken strike. This event pushed the center of lunar gravity more to the far side and (re)liquified much of the interior. The near side got lunar lava seas, which solidified into dark basalt, which are now the "maria" (plural of latin "mare", "sea"). Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 08:11 PM (88C+u) 45
>> Not something I was aware of having been a thing...
It is ancient indeed, back to the formation. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb) 46
Always wanted to go to land of the midnight sun. Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM May we suggest the Land Down Under? Posted by: Men at Work The land of the noontime moon. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (Cqx++) 47
Charon regrets the name of the river upon which he plied his trade.
Wayne Newton would never record "Ferry Cross the Styx". Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1) 48
39 We all know where this leads. A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space leaving the Earth to spiral wildly into the Sun. Get you affairs into order.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:05 Or just go wild! Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ) 49
the moon is going to crash into the Earth, I'd like a little more time to take care of some unfinished business. Just a few seconds isn't going to cut it.
I have a list. Posted by: Orson at As I start reading this I catch the word cut in lower right and immediately think it's going to be Hadrian wanting to get a mowing in. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:13 PM (sl73Y) 50
Wayne Newton would never record "Ferry Cross the Styx".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1) _______________________________ Which is not to be confused with "Fairy across the Sticks", which is James Talarico's campaign motto for rural Texas. Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 08:14 PM (dIske) 51
Geologists were fooled during the Apollo days. They were sure that the Descartes Highlands were volcanic in nature, and chose that for landing site of Apollo 16, John Young and Charlie Duke's mission. They were dead wrong, and it was impact formed. They just let their terrestrial bias (that looks very much like a volcanic feature on earth, so much so it just has to be) fool them. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb) 52
Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi) ---- According to F. Paul Wilson's documentary novel "Wardenclyffe" there was also a side effect of opening a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D) 53
Someone probably said it already but Tesla beat Finland by a hundred years.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:17 PM (Ti9vn) 54
That's the reason the lunar South pole is where it's at for the planned moon landings and bases. Their is water trapped in the permanently shadowed regions deep in those craters. The surfaces temperatures there are very low and not too much above absolute zero. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:17 PM (w6EFb) 55
According to F. Paul Wilson's documentary novel "Wardenclyffe" there was also a side effect of opening a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D) Ah, so. Commodore Perry's mission to Japan Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 08:18 PM (88C+u) 56
According to F. Paul Wilson's documentary novel "Wardenclyffe" there was also a side effect of opening a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D) So... populated by Islamic Democrats? Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 08:18 PM (mP0Kj) 57
A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space"
With skin tight outfits for the babes? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:18 PM (pfXMo) 58
Well, that too. But they couldn't make any money on it.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:19 PM (MWfyi) 59
And as for power, that's what all the micro-nuclear reactor stuff is about. Solar, while useful down there (think panels at the peak mountains at the south pole), wouldn't be enough. You need nuclear reactors for the serious power needs. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb) 60
48 39 We all know where this leads. A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space leaving the Earth to spiral wildly into the Sun. Get you affairs into order.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:05 Or just go wild! Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ) Hey now... those Space 1999 Chicks were all pretty Hawt! Not quite as Hawt as the UFO TV show Moonbase chicks though. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 08:20 PM (mP0Kj) 61
I read the content.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 23, 2026 08:21 PM (P5A9z) 62
47 Charon regrets the name of the river upon which he plied his trade.
Wayne Newton would never record "Ferry Cross the Styx". Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1) Well, seeing as how he has CROSSED the River Styx... uh... difficult to record... Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 08:22 PM (mP0Kj) 63
Translation to the Somali music Ilhan played in the background on her walk around the land of 10K lakes stupid video:
https://tinyurl.com/y29uskxa Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 08:23 PM (kX27y) 64
If the moon was coming at me, I would definitely avoid buying any green bananas, that's for sure.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 08:23 PM (Riz8t) 65
I don't know what I'd do exactly in that situation but I know I wouldn't keep filming.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:23 PM (Ti9vn) 66
One thing we have learned about living on the Moon is it causes everyone to to go deadpan.
Posted by: Dr Helena Russell at October 23, 2026 08:24 PM (MWfyi) 67
I think this take is right - Omar went for the head gear to appeal to the islamists, she didn't wear it early on:
https://tinyurl.com/2ux6vunr Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 08:25 PM (kX27y) 68
We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system."
This. Orbital mechanics is fun! Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pfXMo) 69
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2026 08:27 PM (4R/FS) 70
Raimondo got mommy's phone again?
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 08:29 PM (2UA/a) 72
The Moon serves as endless fodder for science fiction stories. One of the most disturbing is "Moonseed" by Stephen Baxter.
The moon becomes "infected" by a form of exotic matter, but the Moon has some inherent protection unique to its composition. It's a carrier for infection. A bit of infected Moon falls to Earth, starting an irreversible transformation of Earth into exotic matter as a chain reaction begins. Our only hope as a species is for the remnants of humanity to colonize the Moon until we can find a way out to the rest of the Solar System and then beyond... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:29 PM (FZ29D) 73
Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins. Got some good sandblasting done. A 44 kilo bag of sand sure goes away fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 08:30 PM (n7Dzq) 74
Sigh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:31 PM (r2Icn) 75
a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel So... populated by Islamic Democrats? Posted by: Romeo13 No. He said sentient. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++) 76
Got some good sandblasting done. A 44 kilo bag of sand sure goes away fast."
Should have used more... like around 95 lbs or so... Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:33 PM (pfXMo) 77
Standing on the moon
But I'd rather be with you Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:35 PM (viF8m) 78
I've always wondered if you lived by some power lines could you lay a big coil under them and draw off some power.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi) No need to get fancy. A regular wire fenceline will work, at least according to a EweTube I watched. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 23, 2026 08:35 PM (KTxSC) 79
Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins. Got some good sandblasting done. A 44 kilo bag of sand sure goes away fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Vehicle frame? Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (r2Icn) 80
publius
Would it be easier to get some ice from near Jupiter and Saturn to feed the Moon base, or do we need to wait until Mars is a base for that? OBSF. The Martian Way by Asimov. Please give Her Grace a kiss on the hand from me. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (u82oZ) 81
The Moon's mean radius is about 1/3.7 that of earth, but that mass is only 1/81 of the earth. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (w6EFb) 82
Heard under high power lines a florescent light bulb will glow
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Ia/+0) 83
The 2am view in Iceland is lovely. We saw it from our ship's cabin in July and the colour was orange.
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 08:40 PM (jsLqC) 84
>> Would it be easier to get some ice from near Jupiter and Saturn to feed the Moon base, or do we need to wait until Mars is a base for that?
I think the most viable option (assuming reasonable, but still in the future tech) would be to divert a water rich asteroid or comet. Hauling water up out of earth's gravity well is very expensive, energy per mass wise. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb) 85
Would it be easier to get some ice from near Jupiter and Saturn to feed the Moon base, or do we need to wait until Mars is a base for that?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (u82oZ) --- Stephen Baxter had a pretty good answer for this in The Medusa Chronicles. A subplot involves sending out AI probes to the Kuiper Belt to harvest ice from the outermost reaches of the solar system. It takes a couple of decades to get the operation up and running, but once you do, you can set up a near-endless chain of water being delivered to the inner solar system. For millennia, if not millions of years. Things went find until one of the AI machines stared out into space too long and started having delusions of godhood. It didn't work out well for humanity. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:41 PM (FZ29D) 86
If Finland's experiment with Tesla's concept produces achievable wireless transmission of power, that, mah frenz, is called PROOF OF CONCEPT. Damned shame the US shut him down when he tried it here. We could been first and history could have been changed, but nooooo …
Posted by: Dr_No at October 23, 2026 08:42 PM (ayRl+) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:44 PM (u82oZ) 88
According to the US Patent office it's Tesla who is credited with inventing the radio and not Marconi.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (Ti9vn) 89
One thing our relatively big Moon does that is probably essential for life here is to stabilize the earth's axial tilt. Without that, the Erf's tilt would swing chaotically over a wide range, perhaps going full Uranus on it's side. As it is, the tilt varies from 22.1 to 24.5 degrees over a 41K year cycle. The Moon does this by speeding up the precession rate, and de-tuning it out of resonance with perturbations mainly from Jupiter. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (w6EFb) 90
Those Thai cat food commercials are awesome!! :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (s1NDj) Posted by: Ben Franklin at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (EmpfK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ) 93
Thanks.
I like Crystal Spheres by David Brin for Oort Cloud madness. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:44 PM (u82oZ) --- I love Stephen Baxter because he really, really pushes the envelope on the physics we currently think we know and understand. He's never disappointing. His ideas just get whackier and weirder, but always within a realm of plausibility. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:46 PM (FZ29D) 94
There was commenter with the nic The Oort Cloud. Haven't seen them in years.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:47 PM (r2Icn) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:48 PM (u82oZ) 96
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you’re a goner.
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 08:48 PM (w5SWv) 97
Tesla who is credited with inventing the radio and not Marconi."
"Marconi plays the mamba / Listen to the radio, " Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:49 PM (pfXMo) 98
"Finland is testing wireless transmission of electrical power."
Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago. Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi) The Inverse-square law has a few words on the subject, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 08:51 PM (n7Dzq) 99
One thing our relatively big Moon does that is probably essential for life here is to stabilize the earth's axial tilt. "
Works because the moons orbit isn't around the equator like the others... Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (pfXMo) 100
Bear cubs are cute
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (Ia/+0) 101
A hole on the Moon just turned out to be the front door to a 50 km tunnel.
---------- Obligatory: "I've got a bad feeling about this." Posted by: Han Solo at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (rsVfX) 102
Mr Aspirin Factory
What a memory. Maybe he is on the opposite side of the Sun, with no relay satellite. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (u82oZ) 103
Hmmmm...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:53 PM (r2Icn) 104
Bear cubs are cute
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (Ia/+0) ---- ...until Mama Bear shows up right behind you. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (FZ29D) 105
One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Ia/+0) 106
My painting of erf from space. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Ti9vn) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (pfXMo) 108
***That�s why JAXA thinks it could become a lunar base. Shelter from radiation, micrometeorites and brutal temperature swings, all built in.
--- Hope we don't go to war with Japan over property rights again. Why don't people understand that the moon is ours? _M ⊙⊙ n Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (2UA/a) 109
Busy day at the FBI. Just arrested a contractor for leaking classified information.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (pfXMo) 111
never go full Uranus.
Posted by: someone was going to say it at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (88C+u) 112
Obligatory: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Posted by: Han Solo at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM Dude. You shot first. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1) 113
stable in the low 60F range over the whole lunar day/month cycle. And you've got radiation protection and all that good stuff.
Posted by: publius, But she could be a harsh mistress Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (NnhvP) 114
In Shenandoah park when I was a kid, bunch of people were watching a bear cub up a tree, mlm came charging to the cub and the people gathered under it ran for their lives
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (pfXMo) 116
One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Ia/+0) ---- Uranus is tilted on its side, so I guess that makes sense if the moons are still mostly within the elliptical plane of the solar system. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:57 PM (FZ29D) 117
hehehehe, Uranus, hehehehe...
Posted by: Beavis at October 23, 2026 08:58 PM (Q+gd/) 118
>> One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles
The highest inclination moon in the whole solar system is Neso, a very irregular moon of Neptune with an inclination of about 136 degrees. That's using the right-hand rule for the normal to the orbital plane, and so inclinations over 90 degrees (perfect polar) are greater than 90 degrees. So subtract 90, and that's a tilt of the plane relative the equator of 46 degrees. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb) 119
There are many benefits of a big fluffy tail.
--- The video specifically calls out snow leopards using their big fluffy tails as a counterbalance when jumping. My cat Chloe is a Bengal kitty, somewhat related to snow leopards. She's also the clumsiest cat I've had. Her tail gets in her way more than it helps when she jumps. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 09:00 PM (FZ29D) 120
I once knew a stripper that went around the pole. Velveeta was her name, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 09:00 PM (rsVfX) 121
>> Uranus is tilted on its side, so I guess that makes sense if the moons are still mostly within the elliptical plane of the solar system.
They are pretty much in Uranus equatorial plane, so nowhere near polar. However, from our view on the ecliptic, the moons are going up and down steeply. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 09:01 PM (w6EFb) 122
I think the most viable option (assuming reasonable, but still in the future tech) would be to divert a water rich asteroid or comet. Hauling water up out of earth's gravity well is very expensive, energy per mass wise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb) I had a story plotted out called Sun Forge about being on an orbital factory that had a parabolic orbit that took it beyond the Asteroids and inside the orbit of Venus to pick up raw ore at the Asteroids end and travel in to Venus to forge it, machine it on the way back, and while within the Venus orbit, pick up solar protons and Venus atmosphere from atmosphere dipping ramships to match up with the Oxygen released in the forging to make H2O. I got told it was not energy efficient and the Asteroids were too sparse to be a good ore source. Also that the proton flux was too thin to be a good source of H for water. In the Golden Era I would not have let this be a concern. Today I would get ripped apart Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb) 124
The IAU rule for naming moon of Uranus is that names must come from Shakespeare's works. Puck was from a Midsummer Night's Dream. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 09:08 PM (w6EFb) 125
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)
----------- Donald Kingsbury wrote a story called "To Bring In The Steel" with a similar concept. His ship/blast furnace used exhaust from the smelting to provide propulsion for the trip home. Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 23, 2026 09:09 PM (amcLV) 126
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)
Consider instead a Venus-Vesta cycler orbit? Or a cycler for an unnamed asteroid full of ores, and let the fans figure it out. (I've done the math for Venus-Mars cyclers, that doesn't work.) The Belt is sparse, but individual asteroids are a treasure trove. Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u) 127
In unsurprising news, report that the US supports El Salvador in their rescue mission in Haiti. Would guess that support is both material and moral.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 09:09 PM (U/Byj) France Finally Deploys Troops in Wake of Terrorist AttackThey're claiming, for the moment, that this was not a terror attack by migrants but one directed at migrants, which makes it one of the terrorist attacks they're willing to acknowledge and not pretend that a Car Drove Itself. Macron claims this is the first time someone has ever been targeted on the basis of his race in a terror attack. This is, of course, the most absurd of all lies. The Bataclan terrorists were specifically killing native French and of course the Muslim African terrorists at the Hypermarche were murdering Jews. But they're allowed to, of course.Oh, now interethnic violence is a turning point? It was NBD before? And so finally France will deploy troops to oppose rioters. Supposedly. But he keeps insisting that people have the right to Mostly Peaceful Protest. A suspected terrorist attack near Paris Friday added to tensions across France as the nation prepares for more potential violence Saturday. Seventy thousand law enforcement officers, along with helicopters, armored vehicles and water cannons, will be deployed across France as President Emmanuel Macron's government tries to ward off another weekend of violent protests. "The strategy adopted for the coming days is to ban protests requested by individuals or groups with no legitimate authority," Macron said ahead of the weekend after canceling his planned trip to Nigeria and Senegal originally scheduled for next week. ...So the left gets their protest approved, but the anti-Macron Yellow Vests get their protest denied. Macron also took aim at those he says are behind the violence, saying, "Last Saturday, we had political and seditious acts by ultra-left groups whose aim is to bring down the Republic."Until a few days ago they were part of just "the left" and protected by Macron. Now they're a problem, and they're "ultra-left." Kind of like Russia went from being protected by the Democrat Party to the greatest threat ever. So are we finally going to see mass arrests of Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protesters? Well... You probably heard that 4,000 Mostly Peaceful Student Activists had been arrested in France for rioting, assaulting cops, looting, and arson. Here's how the French "justice" system is dealing with the insurgents and invaders: Giving them community service and sending them home. More at the link. Some people actually got some months in prison but they seem to be a minority. As you know, Macron fled France for a junket in the Gulf States where he could strut around like a Very Important Peacock and pretend that his entire country wasn't on fire. He's a student of Karen Bass. This "news" organization has a very interesting, very objective headline to describe abandoning France during a violent uprising: Gulf tour puts spring in Macron's step to tackle protests at homeOh terrific! He just needed a mental health break and now he's tanned, rested, and ready, and infused with a whole new purpose. Georgia Meloni has remained in Italy and pushed for harsher anti-rioting laws. Here's how it's going in France:
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I see now!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (pfXMo) 3
So? What will they be carrying?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (jb8Ss) 4
If you're a third generation Algerian, are you really a migrant anymore?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL) 5
I rarely don't have words, altho I have many bad ones, to describe the likes of Macron.
A tiny bird man I could drop kick across a road. Coward comes to mind. Stupid. Feckless and pretend leader of a country. Married to his old school teacher who wears wigs and hits him on ze plane. He waits over a decade to consider sending troops for riots, after the religion terrorist attacks Ace stated (and the one in Normandy haunts me still). But to protect his precious migrant barbarians and their "religion." A religion that I pray nightly will be eradicated. First I pray for conversion, then I pray for them to be destroyed. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (hzuYO) 6
france has actual army troops? News to me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (I43vL) 7
If dumbass really wanted this shit stopped, he'd hire about 3 dozen Morons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 07:00 PM (jb8Ss) 8
Would you rather get hit by a water cannon or a heat ray?
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:00 PM (MWfyi) 9
If dumbass really wanted this shit stopped, he'd hire about 3 dozen Morons."
3 dozen? That'd be .... overkill. Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:02 PM (pfXMo) 10
A great many terrorist attacks have been directed by colonizers at the French generally or at Jews specifically. This never seems to have particularly concerned France's leaders.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 23, 2026 07:02 PM (03WIC) 11
Deploy the Legion. Tell them the only ROE is "bring a stop to this shit." If they start at sunrise it'll be over by lunchtime.
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2026 07:02 PM (mXZsC) 12
A water cannon will put a damper on fireworks too. I'm all for hosing down an out of control riot.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi) 13
When foreigners come to your country and burn your cities it isn't a protest. It is an act of war.
The least you should do in response is make them all leave. Realistically its an invading army. Shoot them. Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (sKqQm) 14
Of course France has a army. Loyalty might be question or not.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0) 15
I saw a video from the riots where someone replaced the police with crusaders in the appropriate gear.
It looked appropriate honestly considering who the rioters are... Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (sKqQm) 16
Don't care about France. It's a smelly, dirty, pretentious cesspool of a country. I always laugh at the vacation brochures of Paris. Psssst....it doesn't look anything like what they display. EVERY single park is drowning in trash and little. And the smell....good grief. Lena Dunham after a workout.
Italy? I still care a bit about Italy. Mostly for the art and some of the food in out of the way town restaurants (predominately in the north). I like Meloni because I am convinced she is the one that tipped Trump off about the Zelenskyy visit and how he would act, thus giving Trump the opportunity to bring Vance in to serve as a buffer and an enforcer (there are number of reasons to believe this, not the least is her attitude after the emergency EU meeting just before that meeting and her being the only leader to leave without talking to the press looking pissed). Finally....wait a week. They are scheduling massive protests in Germany for Oct 31. You think the AfD is popular now. Give it a few weeks. They will be able to field a clear voting majority. Then it gets interesting. Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (dIske) 17
Willowed but not completely off-topic if the topic is dealing with s**t-stirring idiots:
In a development that nobody foresaw, El Salvador is deploying thousands of troops to Haiti to retrieve 4 kidnapped military aid workers. President Bukele is talking trash - using biblical citations - to the gangs of Haiti. Interesting. Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (U/Byj) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (pfXMo) 19
Afternoon, all. Or early evening? Whatever. Can Europe get its stuff together and remain European without going full 1940? Or is that the end goal, use crises to restore full authoritarianism?
Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (aJQbY) 20
Zombie Hitler smiles.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:07 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:08 PM (pfXMo) 23
Eh, an NFL game is all they need to calm the masses.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 07:08 PM (ua/lL) 24
>> A water cannon will put a damper on fireworks too. I'm all for hosing down an out of control riot.
Could use Gasoline, too. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:08 PM (Qugny) 25
Without checking I'm betting 500 quatloos that in fact France has the largest army in western Europe/original NATO. They also have an array of specialized forces, including some that have domestic responsibilities. None of these are what you would call easygoing, soft and friendly groups. France has the muscle to apply if it chooses.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (U/Byj) 26
Oh on a different note I see the case of Ian Cranston is in the news again.
He was at a nightclub with his GF. A guy named Barry Washington came up and hit on his GF. She turned him down so Barry assaulted her and Ian, knocking the latter to the ground. As Barry came over to finish him off, Ian took out a pistol and shot Barry, killing him. Checking reddit one of the top comments is, "Carrying a gun when you go out to a bar is just stupid and far more likely to cause harm than good." But he used the gun in self defense against a larger man then meant to inflict serious bodily harm...his being armed did more good then harm. Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm) 27
Here's how the French "justice" system is dealing with the insurgents and invaders: Giving them community service and sending them home.
----- Those judges that don't give out justice live somewhere. They go home at night. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Qugny) 29
Of course France has a army. Loyalty might be question or not."
Reports indicate that roughly 1/3 of the Army and the Gendarmes are Muslim... Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:10 PM (pfXMo) 30
Those judges that don't give out justice live somewhere. They go home at night.
If one judge got the same treatment the rioters are themselves giving to the citizens you'd suddenly see completely different judgements coming out... Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:10 PM (sKqQm) 31
They ought to add a little soap in the cannon water.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 07:10 PM (Cqx++) 32
And echoing Blutarski up above, many of the revelers engaged in these festivities have been 2nd or even 3rd generation citizens. Which only confirms the general spirit of the "invader" concept - unassimilated immigrant blocs remain alien in key respects. As we see.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (U/Byj) 33
France Finally Deploys Troops in Wake of Terrorist Attack
---------- If that means the the Police Nationale, then, having lightly rubbed shoulders with them, I can say that they are pretty serious dudes. OTOH, that was 40 years ago. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (pfXMo) 35
man that's what I was getting at
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (Ia/+0) 36
France has laws that absolutely forbid private companies from firing employees, even in a downturn or other crises. That's why companies are loathe to hire. That's why young people struggle to find employment. It's a vicious cycle.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (pfXMo) 38
But he used the gun in self defense against a larger man then meant to inflict serious bodily harm...his being armed did more good then harm.
----- In the US a guy who carried a gun into a mall and saved countless lives by shooting an armed attacker. A judge found him guilty of carrying a gun in the mall and sentenced him on the charge rather than waiving it due to him saving countless lives. That judge lives somewhere, and goes home at night. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (Qugny) 40
Realistically its an invading army. Shoot them.
Posted by: 18-1 Then bury them in pig shit so their Moon God condemns them to hellfire. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (r2Icn) 41
Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer
- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years As I have said, France is the first domino. Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB) 42
Without checking I'm betting 500 quatloos that in fact France has the largest army in western Europe/original NATO. They also have an array of specialized forces, including some that have domestic responsibilities. None of these are what you would call easygoing, soft and friendly groups. France has the muscle to apply if it chooses.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM As you have said france has chosen to let this violence continue unabated, they specifically chose this outcome and it is too late to put the genie back in the bottle. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:13 PM (I43vL) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:14 PM (pfXMo) 44
>>Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer
- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years >As I have said, France is the first domino. Do I have to remind you of the Lawyers in NY who got off after firebombing a Police Cruiser back in the George Floyd days? Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Qugny) 45
I would have thought the UK would have been the first to kick off.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM (ua/lL) 46
Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer
- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years ---- I *guarantee* you that Ylan will do exactly ZERO hours of community service and that there will be ZERO consequences of his failure to follow the sentencing. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TN0g+) 47
Ammo prices locally are actually down a little bit, stores stock a heavier inventory before deer season and want a higher sell- through. Supply, Demand, it's a capitalist thing y'all understand. Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Y8DZL) 48
I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1) 49
If that means the the Police Nationale, then, having lightly rubbed shoulders with them, I can say that they are pretty serious dudes. OTOH, that was 40 years ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., I'm sure they will only act as colonial police; protecting colonizers from the indigenous population. I've really never liked France. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (l26NL) 50
Do I have to remind you of the Lawyers in NY who got off after firebombing a Police Cruiser back in the George Floyd days?
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Qugny) +_______________________ Pretty sure that was a woman. Hormones....or maybe they didn't get her medication right. Or maybe no one was making sure she took said medication. It's not like she had a choice. Get with the program garrett... Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (dIske) 51
Finally....wait a week. They are scheduling massive protests in Germany for Oct 31. You think the AfD is popular now. Give it a few weeks. They will be able to field a clear voting majority. Then it gets interesting.
Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (dIske) ******** At least the Germans will probably fight back. Big people, drunk on massive amounts of bier. Glad I saw most of Europe and all of the UK before this hideous mess. At the time Paris was relatively clean, and the outskirts of Paris were fine as well as the people we met. No problems any time we visited. I was mortified and shushed my 6'3" husband and son,waiting in line to see Marie Antoinette's tiny family summer home in Vienna, Schonbrunn Palace. Which was opulent and the grounds were gorgeous. My dudes were semi-whispering about the Austrian and French tiny men vs the size of the Germans. Commented, "No wonder they surrendered!" And you think you can't take me anywhere? We'd for sure all be jailed now. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (hzuYO) 52
Nothing ever is certain.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0) 53
Who would have ever thought that we’d see the day when the Brits, the French, and the Germans would all be equally empussified?
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ) 54
Supply, Demand, it's a capitalist thing y'all understand.
Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM P'shaw. Posted by: Bernard "Bernie" Sanders (I-VT) at October 23, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1) 55
I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1) ---- Another depravity brought to you by Big Penguin. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:18 PM (FZ29D) 56
6 france has actual army troops? News to me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (I43vL) Well... Foreign Legion is still a thing... Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:18 PM (mP0Kj) 57
@jessespafford
This might seem like a puzzling move until you remember that Vivek is just trying to turn out the GOP's core base: boomers who feel victimized because they're estranged from their adult children due to a long history of abusive behavior: @HeerJeet This makes sense when you realize that Acton's estranged mother represents a major demographic cohort -- parents who covered up horrific family secrets and are puzzled why their kids don't talk to them. This cohort is becoming politically organized. Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 07:18 PM (88C+u) 58
Check out that X feed ace linked above. Lots of imagery of France and Belgium boarding up for tomorrow's festivities (reminds me of Georgetown in November 2020 ..... hmmm, that was always an interesting little thing revealed a lot but never got much attention).
Also there, a Belgian MP describes how Belgium has become a hub for Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood activities. Antwerp - target of the German offensive in December 1944 (The Bulge) - whoda ever thunk that islamic extremism would be on the menu there? Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:19 PM (U/Byj) 59
Guarantee there is a terrorist plot for Sunday's game. Whether they go through with it or get caught is another matter. But, there are plans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:20 PM (r2Icn) 60
"I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax " I doubt it. We are known for making ourselves known. Posted by: Big Boof at October 23, 2026 07:20 PM (MWfyi) 61
Guarantee there is a terrorist plot for Sunday's game. Whether they go through with it or get caught is another matter. But, there are plans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory And Shough throws a long bomb! Wait, that's not Shough. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 07:21 PM (l26NL) 62
Never Again.
Europe can fuck right off. Entirely too much American blood spilled for their stupid asses. Not one more drop. Posted by: Reforger at October 23, 2026 07:21 PM (Ae6Br) 63
I hope there isn't a third time America has to save Europe
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0) 64
Guarantee there is a terrorist plot for Sunday's game. Whether they go through with it or get caught is another matter. But, there are plans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:20 PM Yes there are. And if they are actually able to pull off any sort of attack with a body count that will encourage the rest of the dissatisfied "youths" to go on and commit further non violence violence. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:24 PM (I43vL) 65
Damn... thinking on French troops... 43 years ago was the Beirut Marine Barracks bombing...
But most Americans don't know the French were hit at almost the exact same time, and lost over 50 men of their Elite Parachute Regiment. Yeah... I was there... Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: The Big Boofer at October 23, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi) 67
Killing Jews and Christians is not terror, it's cleaning up,
making room for the newcomers. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 07:27 PM (2UA/a) 68
Yeah... I was there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj) ******* Glad you made it home. We were enraged and I do remember. Are you a Marine? My father was WWII 1st Marines and I'm partial to them. Thank you. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO) 69
Macron is what would happen if a cuck managed to impregnate an AWFL.
Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 07:28 PM (HD2n/) 70
63 No more. Let’s pull entirely out of Europe and leave them entirely to their shithole selves.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (77rzZ) 71
I don't think the US saving Europe is a discussion in any forum or an idea in anyone's head.
And BTW I think the last coalition casualty in Iraqi Kurdistan was a French paratrooper, a few months ago. Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (U/Byj) 72
I think the hell breaking out in Europe will make some of the slumbering clueless in the US consider waking up and voting the right way in November. The timing couldn't be more perfect.
And I no longer care what happens to France. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (TN0g+) 73
I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.
Words, especially slang, change meaning over time but it does raise a question whether Kavanaugh lied to the Senate when asked about references to boofing in his prep school yearbook. The whole hearing was a farce but I wouldn't feel good about it if he did. Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (vTZFs) 74
Macaroni is a poof who flew off to muslim land to collect another check from his paymasters.
All of western europe is a bought and paid for whore in the employ of muslim pimps. Posted by: Velvet Jones, Author at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Ssbab) 75
Burn, baby burn with the white hot intensity of so many suns that even Westerm 'media' is forced to cover the carnage.
Burn, baby burn! Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b) 76
(From GP):
Marxist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani showcased his latest bit of treachery with a twist that is sparking online anger. On Friday, the ardent opponent of basic immigration enforcement went online and decided to coach the Big Apple’s illegal alien residents in SPANISH on how they can avoid being detained by ICE. In the video, Mamdani outlines these three steps illegals can undertake to sabotage immigration enforcement: demand a judicial order from ICE before they can enter one of your ‘private’ spaces, remain silent if asked about your immigration status, and call the city’s immigration legal support line. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (TN0g+) 77
But Le Pen is a Nazi or something so Muslim takeover it is.
Posted by: French Jews at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (YNt71) 78
Macron was in the Gulf to secure energy supplies and market French defense hardware.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:32 PM (U/Byj) 79
Yeah... I was there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj) That touched all of us. The anger still burns. I was on orders to Turkey. Things got real tight. Hard times. Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 07:32 PM (2WIwB) 80
Macron was in the Gulf to secure energy supplies and market French defense hardware.
---- And for graft. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:33 PM (TN0g+) 81
I think the first two of the idiot Mamdani's outrageous little tips won't avail any illegals much. ICE doesn't (and never will) require judicial warrants, and usually ICE won't bag someone they haven't targeted based on solid information, so the silent act will default you to detention and depending on facts of the case, deportation proceedings.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:34 PM (U/Byj) 82
76 (From GP):
Marxist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani showcased his latest bit of treachery with a twist that is sparking online anger. On Friday, the ardent opponent of basic immigration enforcement went online and decided to coach the Big Apple’s illegal alien residents in SPANISH on how they can avoid being detained by ICE. In the video, Mamdani outlines these three steps illegals can undertake to sabotage immigration enforcement: demand a judicial order from ICE before they can enter one of your ‘private’ spaces, remain silent if asked about your immigration status, and call the city’s immigration legal support line. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (TN0g+) _____________________________ Criminal Solicitation (New York Penal Law Article 100) Criminal Facilitation (New York Penal Law Article 115) Accomplice Liability (New York Penal Law § 20.00) So, any Republicans in NYC left with at least one marble? Or, are they all ass sitting grifters? Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (dIske) 83
Both Marxism and Islam is out to wipe ope Western civilization
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0) 84
John Fraude Kerry is a Francophile from way back. Has he opined?
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Q+gd/) 85
All Ranks, Aim
Volley Fire Fire! Cannon, Blue Dye. Fire. Second Rank, advance Third Rank, Fix bayonets. First Rank, Overwatch. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:37 PM (u82oZ) 86
If you look at voting maps of France it’s no different yah here. Big cities left, exurbs and rural right. Paris went something like 90% for Macron. So I feel for the people outside the core of Paris, Lyon and Marseille who have to watch their country turn to shit. For those in the cities, burn baby burn.
Posted by: Andy McCarthy Can Blow Me at October 23, 2026 07:40 PM (YNt71) 87
Macron stated today:
"What happened today is a turning point. It is the first time there has been a terrorist act planned to kill our compatriots, our children, because of the color of their skin or their religion" Gerald Ford stated today: There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe, and there never will be under a Ford administration! Upon further questioning, President Ford said: “I don’t believe that the Yugoslavians consider themselves dominated by the Soviet Union. ==== The first is a lie the second is a gaffe. Both are complete falsehoods. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX) 88
Nude moon.
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+) 89
John Fraude Kerry is a Francophile from way back. Has he opined?
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Q+gd/) He's too busy digging his 8mm camera out of his seabag to film some live action in the french riots to garner another Purple Heart. Some assholes never change, they just smell that way. Posted by: Who Does That? at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (Ssbab) 90
I think Macron is in cahoots with the Color Revolutionaries. Have they promised him the title of Grand Wazoo for Life once the revolution is over? Same with the Spanish guy. Of course, they'd have top be fools to think things will work that way for them. Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (YSUhf) 91
When it's cold out, deploy the water cannon!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 23, 2026 08:08 PM (P5A9z) 92
So if I'm reading Ace right.... Macron is ordering out the troops only after some of the brave citizens fired or fought back against the invaders? And the troops job is to fight the citizenry and protect the rioters?
Posted by: SimoHayha at October 23, 2026 08:22 PM (IeYnM) 93
checkinagain
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 08:26 PM (2UA/a) The Week In WokeTim Walz's lieutenant governor, the trans extremist Peggy Flanagan who wears trans t-shirts with a combat knife emblem, says she had nothing at all to do with the massive fraud that Minnesota saw under the Walz-Flanagan administration. Why it's absurd to claim that Peggy Flanagan has anything to do with wasting the taxpayers' money!Is that good advice, JackStraw? "Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!" Boofing is controversial among harm reduction advocates. Because the drugs bypass the digestive system and enter the bloodstream quickly, it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses. The state of Minnesota has awarded $7.9 million in grants and contracts to Southside Harm Reduction Services since 2023, according to state spending records. The administration awarded $432,000 to Southside in 2024 to provide "low-barrier access" to harm reduction supplies. The Washington Free Beacon first reported on the grants during Walz's failed vice presidential run.This is pretty funny: Not all Karens are female. I'm going to add "Nope," "Absolutely not," F*** that" to my active meme vocabulary. I mentioned that Joey Swoll built his channel on Gym Whores showing their anuses to the world and then shaming men for looking at their fat butts for one second. Here's a recent example of this e-whore trend. Here's more Entitled Whore Gym Entitlement: The girl with the nice thick legs sprints on the running machine, which is a perfectly legitimate use for it. They have a setting for it and everything. But this entitled whore thinks that it's too loud because she can't listen to "my music" when the other girl is sprinting. Note that sprinting is an important gym activity while listening to "my music" is not. Also note that sprinting lasts for like 20 seconds and no one would probably do more than three sets of it. So this entitled skank is complaining that she can't hear "my music" for a total time of one minute. These people need to be banned from gyms and public spaces generally. As Joey Swoll often says, if you really want to film yourself without people walking in front of your camera, or you want to listen to "my music" without people rudely using gym equipment in the way it is supposed to be used, build your own home gyms, you broke-ass bitches. Lisa Britton Two tier justice in the US: some racial groups are allowed to engage in truly nasty racist behavior. Speaking of two-tiered justice: Disgraced effeminate former UK PM Keir Starmer was the head of the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) while it was covering up the grooming/rape gang scandal and allowing foreign invaders to rape lower-class native girls. He'll now be forced to answer questions about that. If you pay me six buck I can tell you why previous probes and investigations failed to produce meaningful change: Because the "investigations" were all designed from the start to cover up the previous cover-ups. The world's money-hungriest socialist wants to sell you more pricey yet cheap bling. Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist." For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key. I sure don't like that law-abiding blacks feel the shame of being suspected in mass shoplifting. It stings. I have no doubt of that. I am sympathetic. But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey for this poor state of things, and instead blamed the people actually responsible for it: a large and brazen subculture which has decided that they are entitled to rob and loot and pillage as they please and a Democrat Party determined to indulge those antisocial, barbaric beliefs.
April 2024: Alex de Waal tells a Harvard audience that Gaza is "the most intense famine that we have seen since records began." October 2026: After none of his dire predictions came true, Alex de Waal declares that Gaza was, actually, "a very different type of famine." Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. When the media says "famine experts warn," this is who they mean. In March 2024 he told Democracy Now that Gaza's children were already dying of hunger and disease, "likely in thousands already." Asked in October 2026 if Gaza made him rethink his work, he said yes. Was he wrong? Of course not. The most intense famine since records began was simply "a very different type of famine," with "a very different demographic profile." Not one word about the thousands of children he said were already dying. When Noam Dworman pressed him on the deaths in September, de Waal's answer was that the pattern "was something that was puzzling" and "we actually don't know how many have died." He was certain enough in 2024 to tell the world they were already dying by the thousands. Now he isn't certain enough to say how many died at all. *** What actually happened: The IPC's own Famine Review Committee, June 2024: the famine claims were "not plausible," and "the available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring."Post here, with video.
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Booty Bumping sounds so gay!
Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, Outed Homosexual at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Ssbab) 2
Girl's girl ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (+gK6I) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (LRRbQ) 4
For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.
- I thought the going rate was two-fiddy. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm) 5
Because the drugs bypass the digestive system and enter the bloodstream quickly, it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses.
Good. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (k5CNB) 6
Gaza's different kind of famine was the famine of not being able to kill more Israelis
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (vJPf4) 7
I thought Sophia Bush was sexy. Nevermore said the Raven
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:01 PM (vJPf4) 8
"Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"
====== Who's you buddy, who's your pal? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:02 PM (RIvkX) 9
A key "harm reduction" offering from Southside is free lube and other supplies to help users in the "booty bumping" scene to ingest all kinds of drugs--including heroin, meth, and ketamine--"through the rectum (anus, butthole)." Southside is also required by the state of Minnesota to give the junkies voter registration materials.
----- Does the state of Minnesota expect the junkies to ingest the voter registration materials "thru the rectum (anus, butthole)" as well, since that makes about as much sense as anything else in that story? Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:02 PM (TN0g+) 10
"Boofing"? A new one on me.
Come to think of it, I believe Fleming had Felix Leiter tell Bond that a Mob hit man, one of the two killers from Detroit in Diamonds Are Forever, was nicknamed "Boofy." Now I see why . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9) 11
I guess this explains Walz's Jazz hands.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2026 06:04 PM (aEsd/) Posted by: Justice Brett Kavenaugh at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (Qugny) 13
Nooded.
6pm.... CBC - BC election. That's like chinese Quebec. CNN- Trump rally in Florida as elections forecaster has bad news for GOP. MSNow - DOJ and Trump versus Alaska if Sullivan loses. That's what's making them angry this hour. CNN too. FoxNews - Kirk assassin. 2029 trial date. Assholes. Russia. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b) 14
For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.
- I thought the going rate was two-fiddy. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 *** The Walmarts nearest me keep underarm deodorant and stuff like lipstick and eyebrow pencils locked up. And some car detailing products too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (wzUl9) 15
Friends don't mess with other friend's backsides.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (0U5gm) 16
Paying for drugs for addicted, wouldn't a gun do the same job?
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (pfXMo) 18
Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."
===== Yeah well everything is locked up at my CVS so are they doing a racism to me too? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (RIvkX) 19
In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TN0g+) 20
Alex de Waal? Isn't he that Brit poofter with the woofloo model that could never generate the same result twice?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (jb8Ss) 21
"Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (FZ29D) 22
One of my patients today suggested that druggies get a three strikes and you’re dead rule.
When they show up in the er and need narcan, they get a tattoo on their wrist. Three strikes. You’re not coming back. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud) 23
And there was a new poll in CA that shows AOC is at the top of the heap for Dem President if a primary were to be held now. Followed by: Bootygieg, Newsom, Mark Kelly, and Kamala at the bottom.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y) 24
'Call Her Daddy' host Alex Cooper and actress Sophia Bush say a "beautiful" message for women is that it's never too late to get a divorce
The American Dildo, Vibrator, Sybian and Sex Torso Manfacturers Association agree! Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b) 25
In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?
Posted by: Crusader It's in the Good and Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (0U5gm) 26
The booty boofing thing is vile and disgusting, but you can be sure no money actually went to booty boofing. This was pure corruption and political grifting. All this money was stolen.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (VepBY) 27
>>> 19 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TN0g+) Some of us remember commie retards producing "helpful" videos instructing bums how to pick semi-edibles from dumpsters. Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (jb8Ss) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (pfXMo) 29
Three strikes. You’re not coming back. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud) Someone else mentioned that - at a certain point, no more narcan. Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (kX27y) 30
@22 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived. Cops hate it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (vJPf4) 31
"It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"
Dunno about that...your boofing buddy seems to be in a great position to give hurts. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (GMWTj) 32
Blow it out your ass replaced by blow it up your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:11 PM (ua/lL) 33
Someday, someone is going to be hunting down all the participants in the transanity the way the Israelis hunted down Nazis.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:11 PM (jb8Ss) 34
Can your brother be your boofing buddy? Asking for a friend of mine, Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (GMWTj) 35
no money actually went to booty boofing."
Bummer. *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo) 36
Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."
===== Yeah well everything is locked up at my CVS so are they doing a racism to me too? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM When corporate redid the walmart in my rural NE Texas town they installed a locked cabinet that has the black hair care products in it. It's right in the middle of the shampoo row and I do not recall that stuff ever being locked up before. It may have been temporary because they were moving everything in the store around to new places but it was there the last time I went down that row a few weeks ago. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (I43vL) 37
AOC: "I support trans women because I'm a girl's girl"
How do they come up with this stuff Believe it or not, AOC has an entire team of people who come up with these lines. It's hard to believe, but you can really squeeze that many dumbasses in one room. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt) 38
>>But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey
But that strategy always worked in the past - "driving while black" as a way to stop police from pulling over that car with broken windows, smelling of dope, and on the stolen vehicle list. NO, you must not pull over too many cars driven by blacks - Shot-spotter must be removed from Chicago city because it identifies too many shooters in black neighborhoods. - Random searches can not include too many blacks, even if they are the ones doing suspicious things. - That "white hispanic" was wrong for reporting and tracking a black thug who was casing apartments to rob. - No redlining. Whitey banks must make loans in decrepit neighborhoods because they contain blacks and to not loan there would be racism. I can go on. Hiring, renting, school discipline.... everything. Demanding society bend to their will is their go-to strategy. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (OjNI1) 39
a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived.
------ I've read from people I trust that we don't have a homeless problem--we have an addiction problem. I think addiction describes 80% or more of it, but I'm not sure it describes all of it. One way of the other, I've seen more "homeless" people hanging out in what used to be "normal" areas around Oklahoma City in the last 24 months than I ever saw before, even during the Weekend at Bernie's presidency. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (TN0g+) 40
23 And there was a new poll in CA that shows AOC is at the top of the heap for Dem President if a primary were to be held now
Yes... President Girls girl.... Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (+gK6I) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (pfXMo) 42
>>>As Joey Swoll often says, if you really want to film yourself without people walking in front of your camera, or you want to listen to "my music" without people rudely using gym equipment in the way it is supposed to be used, build your own home gyms, you broke-ass bitches.
Plop your fat, hairy man ass in front of her camera set up and go Karen on her perverted ass for filming you for her own sexual gratification. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (dK+Kv) 43
Who's you buddy, who's your pal?" When you're navigat'n on the anal canal... Posted by: man Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.” Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Ra6EG) 44
>>>21 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...
i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle) 45
They also call it "hooping" I think.
It was prison slang for hiding things up your butt. George Floyd told one of the cops on bodycam that he had been hopping earlier when they asked if he was high on anything at one point. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt) 46
Masculine 20th century: Snorting huge rails of coke up your nose.
Feminine 21st century: booty bumping fenty up your poop shoot. Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (SwyyQ) 47
Hiring, renting, school discipline.... everything. Demanding society bend to their will is their go-to strategy."
We're at the mercy of the bottom quintile.... Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (pfXMo) 48
Meh. All these Gym THOT videos are staged. All fake.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (VepBY) 49
Didn't I read that some stores in DC/adjacent burbs had actually stopped putting everything behind locked glass thanks to the, uh, change in vibe WRT crime? Courtesy of the corrupt authoritarian's crack-down.
Franpsycho, in your AO I think the store still being there is the victory, right? Our favorite big-chain grocery store nearest us just installed "security" arrangements on the personal care aisle last year. Sadly, a few months later came the little gates to get in. I should ask a manager if those changes were demand-driven (so to speak) or top-down corporate changes. Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (U/Byj) 50
i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle) https://youtu.be/h3JFEfdK_Ls Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt) 51
"Blow it out your ass" motorcycle man, I am the devil, do you understand?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (GMWTj) 52
Asked in October 2026 if Gaza made him rethink his work, he said yes. Was he wrong? Of course not. The most intense famine since records began was simply "a very different type of famine," with "a very different demographic profile." Not one word about the thousands of children he said were already dying.
=== Wonder what made this "different" you lying sack of sh*t? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX) 53
Believe it or not, AOC has an entire team of people who come up with these lines.
It's hard to believe, but you can really squeeze that many dumbasses in one room. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt) ---- It's shame they spend all their time boofing each other... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (pfXMo) 55
Everything leftists do is either a farce, a catastrophe, a lie, or a crime.
And yet, for some reason, they are still on the playing fields, as one of two "options" available to the public. How is this possible? Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (HD2n/) 56
>>>The world's money-hungriest socialist wants to sell you more pricey yet cheap bling.
Why's she always gotta look like like she's about to eat my brains. She's got great hooters and all, but, FFS, open your eyes. Is the undead look a zillennial thing? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv) 57
She’ll “win” by .07% after 3 weeks of counting and finding ballots. Minnesota leftists are experts at stealing elections. The perfected the craft in 2008.
Posted by: Andy McCarthy Can Blow Me at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (YNt71) 58
Ace, my love, I could have lived for the rest of my life being ingnorant of boofing. I would add to the boofers to lie on your left side, as if you are having an enema or colonoscopy. It's anatomy, perverts.
However, I would no more assist them with this information than to give out needles to hobos. On the bright side the straight shoot to the pooter could kill quicker and eliminate the numbers? Dunno, but it seems plausible. Where was I? Oh, the added knowledge, this week, from you about Clinton and Monica. Altho it makes sense somehow of that pervert's activities, it had never entered my pure mind. I may never be the same but will continue to read here. Anyone could see, with a tiny gerbil brain sticking out of Gere, that the entire government of MN needs to be fire hosed, arrested, inprisoned or deported. To let the state start over. They ALL knew and got kickbacks. Have a good weekend Ace and all. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (hzuYO) 59
NOVA Campaigns
@NoVA_Campaigns Turns out @SenLouiseLucas is nothing but a cheap low life hood rat asking her drug dealer if they’re actually a cop. “On or about April 19, 2022, LOUISE LUCAS asked ICC #1 if they were a member of law enforcement before purchasing between 3-5 pounds of marijuana from ICC #1.” ----- The photo that accompanies the tweet shows that the "Fundamentally non-serious" genius WROTE A CHECK for the marijuana. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+) 60
The drugs up the butt is one step above the trans guy who stuck frozen tomato juice cubes up his butt . When they melted he claimed it was just like menstruation.
These people aren't right in the head Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (vJPf4) 61
Party girls boof alcohol. Not joking. It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VepBY) 62
Little Johnny:
"That homeless guy in Minneapolis died from shoving drugs up his ass." Tim Walz: "Don't say that. Say 'Rectum.'" Little Johnny: "Wrecked 'em hell. It killed his ass." Posted by: Minuteman at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (47/pr) 63
Three strikes. You’re not coming back.
Posted by: nurse ratched ------------- How bout zero strikes? Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (OjNI1) 64
It's shame they spend all their time boofing each other...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D) There was a story years ago about a panic with girls soaking their tampons in vodka, putting it to good use, and going to class. I think that's probably what's going here. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (pfXMo) 66
the trans guy who stuck frozen tomato juice cubes up his butt . When they melted he claimed it was just like..."
A bloody Mary? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:20 PM (pfXMo) 67
*looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo) ===== This is a Bad Idea. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX) 68
We dodged such a huge bullet when Governor Jazz Hands lost. Imagine what the country would look like if that fag and Kamala had won.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (viF8m) Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (1wjle) 70
For some reason, I believe him.
Dr Adali Warsame @AdaliWarsame This is her modus operandi. You English speakers only know one side of Ilhan. You dont know the violent, fascistic, ethnonationalist, ethnosupremacist Ilhan. That one is reserved for her Somali speaking audience. She is highly machiavelian, duplicitous and cunning. Here she is sending one message to the “white” “liberal” “naive” audience (message: oh look at me walking in a park with my husband life is great I am just an ordinary family woman). To her Somali audience the dog whistle violent rhetoric is in the song itself which btw is a war cry / war song: “I will wipe the floor with my enemies. I will crush them under my boot. I will put them in graves”. The duality and duplicity of Ilhan Omar. You really dont know what or who youre dealing with. These are her forbears (real picture). She comes from Somalian fascist nazis. https://tinyurl.com/3jjnu2xp Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y) 71
Party girls boof alcohol. Not joking. It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VepBY) Good to see that their priorities are sorted. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dK+Kv) 72
Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (OjNI1) ---- I think it's the same logic behind making abortions "safe, legal, and rare." The people behind "harm reductions" WANT to create maximum death and destruction, under the guise of being "helpful." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (FZ29D) 73
How bout zero strikes?
Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year. ----- My dad likes fast cars and isn't an idiot. But when I was a kid he made that point that IF one were really interested in car safety placing a knife facing the driver imbedded in the center of the steering wheel would be more effective than a seatbelt. It would be a constant reminder to every driver that they had skin in the game, literally. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+) 74
El-Sayed never ever answers the questions, even ones from a friendly like Bret Baier. He always skews to something he wants to talk about.
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (jsLqC) 75
"Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...
i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life Posted by: ace Isn't that where Tom Hanks got his start? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (0U5gm) 76
Franpsycho, in your AO I think the store still being there is the victory, right?
===== Sad but true. There were two other locations I preferred, both gone. Still vacant too. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX) 77
Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"
When you're navigat'n on the anal canal... Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 *** "Eighteen miles on the Anal Canal . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9) 78
*looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse. Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (HD2n/) Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0) 80
I kind of think after sounding, everything is downhill.
Happier news. Around lunch, I had on The Price is Right. There was a very sweet lady from Dallas there. Drew asked for her bid and she replied "Oh sugar, I don't know.' She ended up winning a car. I was happy for her. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b) 81
It's like the Dems want to turn this country into a nation of drug addicts and homeless people, or something.
Posted by: mrp at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (rj6Yv) 82
After the last round of polls, Minnesota is still ranked lean D, but it was likely D. Minnesota is the only state to shift toward the Republicans in months and I hate that for us.
[BI support Flanagan, but she really let Michelle Tafoya walk all over her at the debate. She had no response to anything except “but Donald Trump!” That line famously didn’t work in 2016 or 2024. I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy! Minnesota is this year’s Washington of 2022. Remember the panic in Democratic camp when Murray’s defeat was in margin of error and her opponent was even tied to her in the polls in final couple of weeks, only for Murray to win by nearly 15 points I strongly suspect that if there were an actual real possibility that Peggy Flanagan might lose the general election that AOC would do more to help her. If not for the national climate this year, Tafoya would have had a genuine shot. As it stands, though, that’s no longer the case. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (33+LP) 83
I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s) 84
Isn't that where Tom Hanks got his start?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (0U5gm) In EVERYONE's defense, Donna Dixon was there. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b) 85
My dad likes fast cars and isn't an idiot. But when I was a kid he made that point that IF one were really interested in car safety placing a knife facing the driver imbedded in the center of the steering wheel would be more effective than a seatbelt. It would be a constant reminder to every driver that they had skin in the game, literally.
Posted by: Crusader A researcher in the eighties named Sam Peltzman that I found while looking into the issue found that seat belt laws increased the number of accidents beyond statistical noise and also substantially raised the number of pedestrian fatalities. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:27 PM (0U5gm) 86
I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
---- How sad--her Dad has dementia. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:27 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: KHz and the Moonshine Band at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Cqx++) 88
a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived.
------ I've read from people I trust that we don't have a homeless problem--we have an addiction problem. I think addiction describes 80% or more of it, but I'm not sure it describes all of it. One way of the other, I've seen more "homeless" people hanging out in what used to be "normal" areas around Oklahoma City in the last 24 months than I ever saw before, even during the Weekend at Bernie's presidency. Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM When we lived in Kentucky there was a homeless guy in lexington that was revived with narcan 23 times in less than two years. There was a very heated argument during a city council meeting when the police chief asked "how many times is enough?" This one homeless guy was taking a huge chunk out of the cities EMS budget. They would get a 911 call and the cops would go to the address and find the guy OD'ed and have to revive him. They then had to wait for the ambulance that would take him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2-3 days before they would let him go. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (I43vL) 89
78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse. Posted by: zombie Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years -- yeah, actually, the Folsom ones are worse. Up Your Alley was more ludicrous, but Folsom more disgusting. Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (HD2n/) 90
We went to Folsom Street one year but didn't take a camera. No camera phones those days.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX) 91
"Imagine what the country would look like if that fag and Kamala had won."
Why, I think we would all be boofing! Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (GMWTj) Posted by: RI Red at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (LMRVO) 93
86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
---- Until 2020 ? Not a life long Republican then Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (+gK6I) 94
It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick."
*Cornell undergrad hardest....hit? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (pfXMo) 95
Boofing is how you get out of handcuffs - just ask Ralph Kramden..
Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (j10i6) 96
AOC truly is retarded. Maine is a fence sitting state. It's always been about 50/50 (even with the transplants that live along the coast coming up from Mass.) If it does lean a little left...it's not by much. The LAST thing anyone campaigning seriously in that state should do is take an unpopular wedge issue and make a Jr. High type proclamation like she did. It may help HER ambitions overall. But, it sure as hell doesn't help Jackson.
Collins was probably doing fist pumps after seeing that. Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske) 97
For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.
- I thought the going rate was two-fiddy. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm) $20, same as in town. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (fheZL) 98
Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? Are you sure that even a small fraction of the $100 million is finding its way to the alleged recipients or is it being laundered in the markets and buying luxury homes and cars for the organization's officers? Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:31 PM (U4c/V) 99
86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
---- How sad--her Dad has dementia. Posted by: Crusader Probably dead. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 06:31 PM (33+LP) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (pfXMo) 101
Good evening all!
I asked for prayers last night on the ONT. Unfortunately I asked for them during a troll storm. I am under the weather. Chills, fever, cough, runny nose, and aches. Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed. Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+) 102
I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 *** "There is hardly any substance the human animal will not in his eternal perversity misuse." I read years ago that it was a common practice in Victorian England for pipe smokers to ingest the stuff rectally. I'd hate to be the guy who had to clean that pipe. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9) 103
89 78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse. Posted by: zombie Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years -- yeah, actually, the Folsom ones are worse. Up Your Alley was more ludicrous, but Folsom more disgusting. Posted by: zombie WHAT AM I THINKING. I was looking at the second Up Your Alley Report. I retract my retraction. The 2008 Up Your Alley report was, in fact, by far the worst. Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (HD2n/) 104
83 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s Some lube, a funnel, a bit of coordination and a few Bud Lights, and you have yourself a cheap, exciting night. Today's 6:30 pm lies and lies of ommission.... -flash floods - stay safe all - Oregon hero speaks Trump- DOJ - Alaska -Russia Up first NBC - floods in the West ABC - floods CBS - Oregon Hero Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:34 PM (pfXMo) 106
Flannagan will be a great addition to the other putrid Dem Female Governors already in office... Add in Acton and ......
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:35 PM (+gK6I) Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 06:35 PM (j10i6) 108
I asked for prayers last night on the ONT. Unfortunately I asked for them during a troll storm. I am under the weather. Chills, fever, cough, runny nose, and aches. Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.
Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+) Fluids and rest Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (+gK6I) 109
Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)
Sorry you're not feeling well. Will pray for your healing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (JrHfD) 110
Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (ua/lL) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I) 113
Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM Not looking that up. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (I43vL) 114
Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.
That sounds horrible even though I don't know what that is. How many more millions for the inevitable medical treatments that will 200% be picked up by those who are demanding Affordability? Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (pUU4E) 115
Suddenly Elvis Costello's song Party Girl doesn't sound so winsome.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 06:39 PM (bX16E) 116
King County Housing Authority "lost" 17 million dollars last year.
No accounting. Gone Unrecoverable. That was supposed to be for housing the unhoused. Instead, POOF! Even the local ABC affiliate is reporting on it. *pops popcorn* Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud) 117
If you think about it for a minute, the word, "rectum" has a double meaning for fags.
That's all I've got from this week's Ace news. All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. The Met police state they never launched a letter to her in 2018 regarding Daddy and are trying to find it. hic She lies often as pathological narcissists often do. If she or her halfwit half brother lied the truth shall come out. I'll be here for it as she reminds me of the narcissist who used to be in my life. In all seriousness if you do nothing else about her highness, look at her latest video of her setting the table with her As Ever crap on the subreddit. It's supposed to somehow be a table for Christmas. In all white. She decends the stairs majestically in a strange dress ($2k) someone described as "the world's largest vulva." Which had me a bit hysterical last night. She sets her candy bars on soup bowls for reasons unknown. Puts her arse on the table and poses weirdly and laughs maniacally. Perfection. The comments are priceless. It is the most retarded thing I have seen in awhile, as I haven't watched debates. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (hzuYO) 118
112 CBS - Oregon Hero
Why are they covering him ? Did he say he hates Trump or something ? Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I) Probably to lend credibility to the rest of their lies. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b) 119
How many more millions for the inevitable medical treatments"
Stock up on witch hazel and Prep H? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pfXMo) 120
I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
It was a gravesite "conversation". Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pUU4E) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH) 122
All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. . . .
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 *** Christy, do you mean the Markle creature? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9) 123
Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed. Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+) __________ Prayers for a speedy recovery from The Crud. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:43 PM (eRlcH) 124
Almost time for me to feed the furry thugs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9) 125
Feel better soon, Jmel
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:44 PM (W2Pud) 126
So sick of them -
@mollie_don 4h Well, what do we have here? Ilhan Omar and Keith Ellison at a Minneapolis early-voting site, just feet from a voter casting a ballot, with cameras rolling all around them. But get this… Minn. Stat. § 204C.06, subd. 1 limits who may stand within 100 feet of a polling place. Subd. 2(a) limits who may remain inside and who may approach within six feet of voting booths or equipment. Subd. 8 says news media may not approach within six feet of a voter. § 211B.11, subd. 1 prohibits soliciting votes or displaying campaign materials inside polling places and, during early voting, within 100 feet of the room, as far as practicable. Omar is on the ballot for Congress. Ellison is on the ballot for Attorney General. Their presence as high-profile candidates, with media in tow, while voters are casting ballots, looks like exactly the lingering and electioneering these rules are written to prevent. Ordinary citizens don’t get to do this. Rules for thee, not for me. Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y) 127
But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey for this poor state of things, and instead blamed the people actually responsible for it: a large and brazen subculture which has decided that they are entitled to rob and loot and pillage as they please and a Democrat Party determined to indulge those antisocial, barbaric beliefs. ___________ Indulge? Are there not thousands of Democratic orbiters in academia positively celebrating this behavior? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH) 128
There's a William Lawrence DSA kid running in Michigan.
Damn, someone's funding an avalanche of ads against the subhuman piece of garbage. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b) 129
All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. . . .
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 *** Christy, do you mean the Markle creature? ---- What explains the differing levels of success between no talent *grifters*? The Jenners seem to PRINT all the money any family would ever need, whereas the money seems to come in dribs and drabs for Markle? Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+) 130
AOC is so dumb. And the people who elected her are even dumber.
Scary, huh? Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:47 PM (MWfyi) 131
beckster, good job of passing along all this information.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:47 PM (ua/lL) 132
What is it with weirdos and shoving things up their backsides? Talk about not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (5WPt1) 133
AOC is so dumb. And the people who elected her are even dumber.
Scary, huh? Posted by: fd ________ She had the bird hand going for that whole video. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (JzUSu) 134
Jmel, please take lots of fluids.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (ua/lL) 135
I think Flannagan is running for US senate, not governor. That's Amy Koblocher. I probably didn't spell that right.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL) 136
boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing
boofing boofing boofing....oh, that hurts! Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (GMWTj) 137
I've two Irish grandkids. On the couple times a year I get to see them, they are getting hugs. Feck Dublin.
Posted by: Cosda at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (x0nsc) 138
think Flannagan is running for US senate, not governor. That's Amy Koblocher. I probably didn't spell that right.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 *** The one who had some idea of running for president in, what was it, 2020? Klobuchar, I think, was her name. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9) 139
Those people are out there, shambling around, looking for freebies and stuff to wreck.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi) 140
tcn, How is DH doing today? When does he start physical therapy?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (ua/lL) 141
What is it with weirdos and shoving things up their backsides? Talk about not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL) 142
Sandy Cortez from Washington Heights allegedly received an Economics degree from either Boston College or Boston University (I forget which). After graduating, she was living in NYC, the financial capital of the world, but was working as a waitress.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:52 PM (l26NL) 143
Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?
---- What explains the differing levels of success between no talent *grifters*? The Jenners seem to PRINT all the money any family would ever need, whereas the money seems to come in dribs and drabs for Markle? Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+) ********** Indeed, that be her highness who never fails to entertain me. I never knew about yacht girls til this subreddit. I find my education grows weekly, thanks to Ace and others vs rereading Norton's Anthology of English Literature, a favorite, and I have both volumes. I keep meaning to get around to that...Beowulf will probably still bring me down in olde English. Soon. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:52 PM (hzuYO) 144
I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL) ____________ The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Shoved Up Their Ass (8th edition), 43 Volumes Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:53 PM (eRlcH) 145
I find my education grows weekly, thanks to Ace and others vs rereading Norton's Anthology of English Literature, a favorite, and I have both volumes. I keep meaning to get around to that...Beowulf will probably still bring me down in olde English. Soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 *** We were having fun quoting classic poetry this morning -- Browning, Service, Kipling, et al. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (wzUl9) 146
This one homeless guy was taking a huge chunk out of the cities EMS budget. They would get a 911 call and the cops would go to the address and find the guy OD'ed and have to revive him. They then had to wait for the ambulance that would take him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2-3 days before they would let him go.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (I43vL) .......... This may sound cruel but there are 2 words for just this situation..... "Slow Code" Posted by: Molly k. at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (j/yko) 147
In a development that nobody foresaw, El Salvador is deploying thousands of troops to Haiti to retrieve 4 kidnapped military aid workers. President Bukele is talking trash - using biblical citations - to the gangs of Haiti. Interesting.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (U/Byj) 148
Wasn't there a thing about 20 years ago where "today's kid" were soaking tampons in booze and sticking it up their butts to get drunk? I seem to remember that was an internet deal for awhile. The advantage was supposed to be no alcohol on your breath. I thought it was fake at the time but I guess not. Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (YSUhf) 149
I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm) Bidenflation hit everywhere hard Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (gUs21) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (jb8Ss) 151
I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL) ____________________________ Were that me, I would likely stick around and write a book entitled: "Whose Watch is This?" Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske) 152
Nood indeed
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (pfXMo) 153
Back about 1990 I remember hearing about a new teen fad, pretending to be a runaway and homeless. The kids had homes, often very comfortable ones. But they would pretend to have fled an abusive home and to be living on the street. I guess when their curfew time came around they went back to their parent-bought BMWs and drove home.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (wzUl9) 154
Even the local ABC affiliate is reporting on it.
*pops popcorn* Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud) KOMO seems to be the one channel willing to take these things on. They put out "Seattle is Dying" a few years ago. Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (gUs21) 155
"it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses."
------------------ Maybe because I'm a heartless asshole who's fed up, but this looks to me like a feature and not a bug. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 23, 2026 07:06 PM (OGFx7) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (2UA/a) 157
Excellent blog! Do yoou have any helpful hints ffor aspiring writers?
I'm planning tto start my own website son but I'm a little lost onn everything. Would you suggest startin with a frde platform like Wordpress or ggo forr a paid option? Thwre are so mmany options oout there that I'm totally cohfused .. Any ideas? Thank you! xnxx Posted by: webpage at October 23, 2026 08:04 PM (iLD2+) BOOM: Ilhan "Omar's" Sister's Marriage Certificate Says Her Father Is Nur Said Elmi, Not OmarWill Chamberlain Yesterday I mentioned a social media post in which Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's brother/ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, acknoweldged that Ilhan's third child was a "niece," that is, the daughter of his sister. Here is that post, via Hot Air, as posted by Ben Weingarten: ![]() ![]() 1. You have the same parents: This probably should have tipped you off. ... 6. Your mother-in-law is also your regular mother: And she actually likes you. 7. He's straight, but says things to you like "stop trying to kiss me, that's a crime against nature," "why don't you have your own bedroom" and "you are my sister, what is wrong with you?": Contrary to popular belief, this is not playful love banter.There are more. Another headline from The Bee: Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
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I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....
https://tinyurl.com/2ut4zte7 Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y) 2
yo
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Qugny) 3
>>>1 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....
Hm. I would post that but I can't confirm it. I'll keep an eye out, though. Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle) 4
The Babylon Be is a national treasure.
And that's not just because it's funny. It's because Twitter banning them was the impetus behind Elon buying Twitter. Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (rufaV) Posted by: Pray The Muslim Away at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Ssbab) 6
Hm. I would post that but I can't confirm it. I'll keep an eye out, though.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle) He said he was going to do a full translation.... Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y) 7
Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.
Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (GcD6s) 8
>>The Babylon Be is a national treasure.
They really are. However, situations like this one make things REALLY easy for them. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Qugny) 9
Good weekend to all! Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL) 10
I remember others doing Top Ten Lists, back in the day...
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Qugny) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:10 PM (LRRbQ) 12
A village is about to get it's idiot back.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 05:10 PM (ua/lL) 13
and so it continues
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dzrra) 14
Whoopsie!
I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina." And I once knew 1000 or so unrelated newborns in the newborn nursery. Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing? Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic Someone needs to alert me if there is a run for the border, and not for Taco Bell. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO) 15
It will be absolutely hilarious if we get to the bottom of this and find out that "Ilahn Oman" was just some rando Somali with a big mouth pretending to be Ilahn Omar all along. Catch me if you can!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (dctMi) Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm) 17
>>I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."
I have only ever seen it from Muslim men. And only 2 other times that I can recall. They are a very odd sort. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Qugny) 18
Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
I am choking here. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Dzrra) 19
I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina." And I once knew 1000 or so unrelated newborns in the newborn nursery.
Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing? Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic Someone needs to alert me if there is a run for the border, and not for Taco Bell. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO) ------------ I think that's gay-speak. Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (kX27y) 20
>>I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."
Only ping pong balls. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (LRRbQ) 21
Talk about walls closing in and wheels coming off. Ilhanhas got both of them.
Heh, heh, heh . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (wzUl9) 22
Never ever vote for a muslim.
It's that simple. Posted by: Pray The Muslim Away at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Ssbab) ---------------- Prayer is fine but it's simpler just to deport. Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (jsLqC) 23
Right Said Fred > Nur Said Elmi
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e) 24
I'm sorry to have missed the open thread with the Trump vids and discussion (I'm sure) of the misses Daddario and Plaza. Someone suggested that Ace would soon have an AI video with them both in it. I'd subscribe!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9) 25
I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....
https://tinyurl.com/2ut4zte7 I found an AI tool and it says: Another time, without a reason The blessing always given, insult The white creator, angry The hard one didn't pass the foot A red thread woven The excessive love, the drinker The madness of love affected you As long as the clouds rise The creator's lightning strikes The fate that didn't reach me If we don't get tired The hyenas eat, and I won't get up Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm) 26
All in the family, baby...it is the somali way
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (nCTkv) 27
I’d love to see her deported back to Russia that sh!thole, but I’m betting that it’ll never happen. Especially, if the democrats take back the House, Senate, or both.
Posted by: Unkaren at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (DnR4T) 28
This blatant farrago of lies and crimes could have been prevented IF the Democrats had had a scintilla of principles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (6Egig) 29
Watching Robert Gouveia discuss this right now...he's fisking the gay brother.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Qugny) 30
" Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.
Posted by: Max Power" Naw. I'm only usually right. This one is OK by me. Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud) 32
Oz was "No True Muslim".
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Cqx++) 34
>>It’s meant as an insult to mothers.
You can't insult a Muslim woman. That's like insulting a lamp or an ashtray. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Qugny) 35
Fresh out of the vagina?
It’s meant as an insult to mothers. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud) At least they're shade grown and free range. Likely not conflict free. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (LRRbQ) 36
Oh! Mar!
Posted by: George Take-a-guy at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e) 37
"Fresh out of the oven" maybe.
The actual medical term "vagina" seems reserved for jokes on AOSHQ and actual misogynists, or maybe homos who think this side of female anatomy is gross and alien. Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u) 38
My lecture-luncheon deal at my old employer was as bad as I'd feared. The food was okay, seeing as it was free. The woman professor kept saying she didn't want to get into politics, because she would get all "hot and bothered," and a chill ran through my veins.
Sure enough, during the Q & A, she sneaked in some line about "Not everyone with a uterus is a woman," and then came out with some complaint about factions in our society who want to keep it "white and Christian. I've got news for them: It isn't, and it never was." Jeez Louise. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9) 39
I always say "Fresh from the intercrural trench", but that's just me.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MWfyi) 40
I didn't support Oz because he refused to renounce his Turkish citizenship unless he won. Fuck you.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ti9vn) 41
Imma let you finish, but sumptin happ'nen here.
Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R) 42
With the whole Ilhan Omar fraud, it would never have been discovered if she didn't run for national election. Even as a state politician she would never have been discovered but that was never enough for her. Arrogance brought her down and her disdain for America and Americans. If she had kept a low profile and her mouth shut she would still be untouched. Ilhan is a stereotype of pride before a fall.
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (jsLqC) 43
I wouldn't get too worked up over this news. She is going to claim that the naming customs of somilia are different that the US and misunderstood the forms when she was filling them out she will get hundreds of people to back her up.
Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL) 44
Fresh out of the vagina?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud) --- Just the way I don't like my cinnamon rolls. Posted by: George Take-a-guy at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e) 45
Tickle me, Elmi.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Cqx++) 46
"Has anything really happened?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr." I'm not holding my breath. There is still time to f'k this up. Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi) 47
Ilham Nur's usefulness to the Democrat Party is hopefully reaching an end and they will shiv her before putting her on an ice floe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (6Egig) 48
If she had kept a low profile and her mouth shut she would still be untouched. Ilhan is a stereotype of pride before a fall.
She's the daughter of a war criminal. It would be as if Hitler and his kid bugged out of Germany and lived on welfare in Argentina. BroFo thought she was untouchable because for a long time she was Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm) 49
Please to correct, we are fresh out of bob and vagine.
Posted by: "Bob" in a Call Center Definitely Not in Mumbai at October 23, 2026 05:21 PM (+n72I) 50
I'm glad they were married.
Incestual sex with your gay brother outside of marriage would just be wrong. ALTHOUGH, it's kind of a time saver. 'The Five' is covering this now. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b) 51
I always say "Fresh from the intercrural trench", but that's just me.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MWfyi) I go with the more traditional utero-exfil via the tunnel of love. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (LRRbQ) 52
As I've said before, it must be fun to work at "The Babylon Bee" before the next Democrat Admin arrests you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (JrHfD) 53
She's a brothertrucker. Yeeeeess she is...
Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (anL5R) 54
When asked if her former husband was actually her brother, Ilhan Omar (Elmi) replied "not to my knowledge".
When the follow-up question was "why aren't you sure?" she replied "well, his dick didn't taste like dad's". Posted by: UncleJefe at October 23, 2026 05:23 PM (DzC+b) 55
I and here I thought I was inappropriate.
Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:23 PM (anL5R) 56
Enough. Where's the en fuego guy?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (pfXMo) 57
Watching Robert Gouveia discuss this right now...he's fisking the gay brother.
---- Is that even legal? Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+) 58
I hope Illhan Nuf Said gets booted, but doubt it will happen. Probably by a Commissar Judge
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0) 59
On the whole, if I have to be arrested I'd rather be arrested for working at the Babylon Bee than for being a conservative with the wrong bank.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (MWfyi) 61
That she's gotten away with this for over a decade when the evidence was right in front of everybody's eyes is the scandalous part.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt) 62
It is funny looking at the two party's October Surprises
Dems: Lindsay Graham was gay...GAY! You can't vote for Republicans because one of them was GAY! Reps: Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud, financial fraud, and married her brother. And they are all supporting her. Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm) 63
Was that wrong?
Posted by: George Nur Said Elmi Costanza at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (1wjle) 64
18 Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
I am choking here. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Dzrra) That's because I'm using the Force on you. Posted by: Darth Vader at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (CFMhl) 65
Enough. Where's the en fuego guy?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (pfXMo) --- He gets off early on Friday. Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (pfXMo) 67
Hey guys,
Just a heads up that we have a launch in about 48 minutes. SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-15 SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: October 23, 2026 (PDT) Launch Time: 3:28 p.m. PDT (2228 UTC (October 24, 00:28 CEST) https://youtu.be/zGZUw70ASg0 Posted by: Joyenz at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (2F0/Y) 68
Ilham Nur's usefulness to the Democrat Party is hopefully reaching an end and they will shiv her before putting her on an ice floe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (6Egig) Her usefulness stemmed from this info being relatively unknown and deniable. Now they can no longer use it to control her, so onto the dem ash heap she goes. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (LRRbQ) 69
Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL) -------------- Maybe but her national political prospects are over. Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (jsLqC) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (pfXMo) Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Qugny) 72
I am out of the office until Monday morning and cannot respond. If you have an urgent matter, please contact my manager Senior Enfuego.
Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e) 73
If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in me Elmi!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (sKqQm) 74
As I've said before, it must be fun to work at "The Babylon Bee" before the next Democrat Admin arrests you.
I'm not funny or quick enough to work as a writer at The Bee but I would sweep floors just to hang around a bunch of people who are. Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 05:28 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (pfXMo) 76
Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic
Which made yesterday's "Deport Me Elmi" such a quality name. I don't remember which commenter coined it, though. Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (EmpfK) 77
Elmi loves to learn, learn about it all. The things that are big and the things that are small! And most importantly what Elmi's sister looks like naked!
Posted by: Ahmed Elmi at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm) 78
Minneapolis -- i.e., New Mogadishu -- is a hive of lerning and incest. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (JnJJV) 79
They're breaking up that old Squad of mine.
Posted by: The Four Aces at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (EdP2u) 80
For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (pfXMo) 82
Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL) -------------- Maybe but her national political prospects are over. Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM I don't think she had any goal other than being a representative. That was the perfect place for her to grift tens of millions of dollars while she thought no one was paying attention. And there is no way the democrats will kick her out of the house even if it is proven that she lied on her citizenship forms. She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already. Plus there is no way that this will ever work it's way through the court system before Trump leaves office in January 2029. The democrats have a fair chance that the next democrat president will pardon her at that point. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL) 83
For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm) --- There are guesses that they did not consummate their marriage. Classic immigration fraud. Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e) 84
Where did the money go?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m) 85
Maybe but her national political prospects are over.
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM She should have leared to not cross Trump. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (LRRbQ) 86
They're breaking up that old Squad of mine.
Posted by: The Four Aces at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (EdP2u) --------------- Which reminds me, Rashida Taliban has been very quiet. I wonder what's in her past that may not bear looking into. Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:33 PM (jsLqC) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:33 PM (JrHfD) 88
*yawns loudly* Let me know when there's something about this weasel that isn't a total fabrication. *rolls over* *resumes nap* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:34 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton at October 23, 2026 05:34 PM (vTZFs) 90
Have we ever seen Ilhan Whatshername's tax returns?
Posted by: What's Good For The Goose at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ssbab) 91
The media isn't interested in this... All they keep asking Trump is what he thinks about the Ramaswamy ad against Acton and when is he gonna denounce that ad... Of course he said he wouldn't...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (+gK6I) 92
>>And there is no way the democrats will kick her out of the house even if it is proven that she lied on her citizenship forms. She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.
She definitely committed immigration fraud and anything she got with her alias like a passport, bank account, mortgage, etc. is a felony. She's going home if not to prison. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (viF8m) 93
Thats just ot, money that dissappears never shows up again
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0) 94
83 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm) --- There are guesses that they did not consummate their marriage. Classic immigration fraud. Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e) I prefer to think of newly married Ilhan as filled with unquenchable needs. And although he was gay, he could just lay back, close his eyes and think of England. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b) 95
She is going to claim that the naming customs of somilia are different that the US and misunderstood the forms when she was filling them out . . .
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 *** Trump's response should be, "Then your culture is incompatible with ours, and you are too stupid to be a lawmaker in the U.S. Out you go." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9) 96
91 The media isn't interested in this... All they keep asking Trump is what he thinks about the Ramaswamy ad against Acton and when is he gonna denounce that ad... Of course he said he wouldn't...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (+gK6I) That was TOP story being covered on both CNN and MSNow at both 8pm and 9pm. Panties were bunched... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b) 97
She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.
Plus there is no way that this will ever work it's way through the court system before Trump leaves office in January 2029. The democrats have a fair chance that the next democrat president will pardon her at that point. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL) --------------- If George Santos was expelled from congress so can Ilhan, all that needs to happen is for Republicans to win the mid-terms. Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:38 PM (jsLqC) 98
‘Nieces, fresh out the vagina’
Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal? Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (VepBY) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (pfXMo) 100
Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9) 101
‘Nieces, fresh out the vagina’
Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal? Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 *** I've long thought so. And that means they have no place in America. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:40 PM (wzUl9) 102
Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?"
Hmmm. Hmmmm. Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:40 PM (pfXMo) 103
Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal? Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 ___________ They're starting to make the Palestinians look intelligent, upright and moral. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH) 104
Let me know when there's something about this weasel that isn't a total fabrication.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Kinda felt like that about Barry Dunham in 2008. Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (88C+u) 105
Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 05:43 PM (+n72I) 106
I enjoyed the part where El Sayed says he's not a "gas station Abdul."
Yeah, you're a trashcan Abdul. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX) 107
They're starting to make the Palestinians look intelligent, upright and moral.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH) ---- Oh, I wouldn't go that far. Gazans are still subhuman animals by comparison. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: The Placenta at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (YcOeP) 109
Time for the "No No No" song?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 *** "No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more -- I'm tired of waking up on the floor! No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door!" ( -- Ringo Starr) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9) 110
CNN - Musk has given $445 to the GOP midterms.
AMERICAN DOLLARS! Threaten him some more. MSNow is still all upset about the DOJ and Alaska if Sullivan loses. No rending of clothes so fake upset. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b) 111
I'm sorry to have missed the open thread with the Trump vids and discussion (I'm sure) of the misses Daddario and Plaza. Someone suggested that Ace would soon have an AI video with them both in it. I'd subscribe!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9) Don't get your hopes up, Wolfus. It'll be him and Garrett in drag. Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (1Ff7Z) 112
>>Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?
She's the one who voted today using a fake name. Also a felony. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m) 113
84 Where did the money go?
Posted by: JackStraw It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable" "She's so fine there's no telling where the money went ." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (JrHfD) 114
Did they not do 10 things cause Letterman would sue?
Posted by: connected and litigious at October 23, 2026 05:46 PM (cS1cw) 115
Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 *** Don't give Gwyneth any marketing ideas! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9) 116
>>It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"
You are thinking of Robert Goulet. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Qugny) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (pfXMo) Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (ua/lL) 119
The marriage license has their "conditions" as "bachelor" and "spinster?"
Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way. Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov) 120
You think this guttersnipe is the only Somali who lied to get into the country? I’ll bet 90% of them committed immigration fraud. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VepBY) 121
>>Written ...Hoyt Axton...
He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Qugny) 122
Current pathetic attempt at spin by the media is, "well of course she had a different name--that was her maiden name. duh."
Sure. Go with that. Because a citizenship application doesn't ask for any and all former names--including maiden name. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (3cUTc) 123
Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 I thought it was the band that opened for..... Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ga53Z) 124
It is funny looking at the two party's October Surprises
Dems: Lindsay Graham was gay...GAY! You can't vote for Republicans because one of them was GAY! Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm) --- The Young Turks are saying that if your brother, who died recently was gay, I guess you can't run for office or something. The twitter response was blistering, by the way. "How long did you know about these sexual assaults on minors? Why did you wait until he was dead to bring them up?" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) 125
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Qugny)
Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (x0n13) 127
Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 I thought it was the band that opened for..... Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ga53Z) Butthole Surfers? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (LRRbQ) 128
He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."
Did you ever go to Spain? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo) 129
Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov) Even then, it's inaccurate because she was married at the time. She would have had to at least claim to be divorced. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (lFFaq) 130
Sure. Go with that.
Because a citizenship application doesn't ask for any and all former names--including maiden name. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (3cUTc) --- Actual Dem women have said on camera that married women don't know how to obtain their birth certificates in order to vote, so there is no floor to their stupidity. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:51 PM (JrHfD) 133
>>Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"
There is not. You are thinking of Roberta Flack. Covering Robert Goulet. Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:51 PM (Qugny) 134
Butthole Surfers?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (LRRbQ) It works, Lol. Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Ga53Z) Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Qugny) 136
I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."
Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat In addition to first-cousin marriage, don't they allow uncle-niece marriages? That makes it creepier. Like, "I need to go take a shower, with lye and steel wool" creepier. Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VHUov) 137
128 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."
Did you ever go to Spain? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo) But I've been to Oklahoma.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (x0n13) 138
Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 *** Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9) 139
I want Elmi to spend 40 years in an American prison, then get sent back to Somalia.
The financial fraud is horrendous. Posted by: MkY at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ik4bQ) 140
100 Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9) She's a representative, so yes. Posted by: Farquad at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (CFMhl) 141
Instead of yelling "Who's your daddy?" Elmi would yell "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (0U5gm) 142
The marriage license has their "conditions" as "bachelor" and "spinster?"
Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way. Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov) --- Yes, and it is derogatory because marriage was assumed to part of becoming an adult. You grew up, got married, raised a family. A lot of jargon we take for granted as older origins, such as a chick vs a hen. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ZOv7s) 143
He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."
* Did you ever go to Spain? Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo) * But I've been to Oklahoma.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 *** Did you know Della, the Dealer, and the cat they called Kalamazoo? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9) 144
That makes it creepier.
Like, "I need to go take a shower, with lye and steel wool" creepier. Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VHUov) Speaking of creepy, Markel's Dad was arrested in PI for CSA on his computer. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (LRRbQ) 145
AI says Robert Plant never recorded a version of Simply Irresistable. Fenelon will now respond with something about the Church of England.
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+) 146
>>Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.
I think garrett is jesting. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m) 147
I saw Fresh out of the Vagina open for Hole at the Roxy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (vJPf4) 148
Nood week in woke roundup
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (x0n13) 150
Instead of yelling "Who's your daddy?" Elmi would yell "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada "Who's our daddy?!?" Posted by: grossed myself out, again at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (VHUov) 151
Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9) --- Robert Palmer doing "Camelot" would be an interested contrast as well. Can see him singing "If Ever I Would Leave You" with a wall of identical stone-faced maidens curtseying behind him. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (xE0sV) 153
"Stuck Inside of Elmi with the Somali Blues, Again" - Robert Zimmerman (1966)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Qugny) 154
/sock
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vTZFs) 155
It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"
You are thinking of Robert Goulet. Posted by: garrett I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm) 156
Palmer wrote his song "Simply Irresistible '.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vJPf4) 157
Deep Elmi Blues
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m) Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (Qugny) 159
It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"
You are thinking of Robert Goulet. Posted by: garrett I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard. ----- Richard Carpenter? Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (TN0g+) 160
Nood
Woke Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b) 161
Did you know Della, the Dealer, and the cat they called Kalamazoo?"
They made it to Arizona as well... Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (pfXMo) 162
It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"
You are thinking of Robert Goulet. Posted by: garrett I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm) You should hear Liberace’s take from his ‘68 special! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (fheZL) 163
Note to icky El-Sayed: Bill Essayli, a proud Republican, US Attorney in charge of central district of CA, is a Muslim and was elected to be the first Muslim in the CA state legislature. And now he's kicking butt and arresting fraudsters.
Posted by: Random PJ at October 23, 2026 06:42 PM (+jscL) Donald J. Trump's
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