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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Last Sunday one of the month. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?
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I'm sure most of you watched this live when it aired, but for the few of you who didn't, here are the highlights from last night's WNBA All-Star Game
Angle Reese scored 0 points in the WNBA all star game last night and got a layup blocked by a player not trying to block it.
It's obvious that Mattel didn't make a barbie doll of her because she's a good player, they made it because she's black and hates Caitlin Clark! pic.twitter.com/QE2pPKifnB
Social Security has just about six years before it may need to start reducing retirement benefits — unless Congress acts sooner.
Earlier this month, a bipartisan group of senators put forward a proposal that outlines a process to make a Social Security overhaul happen faster.
Now, AARP, a nonprofit, nonpartisan organization that advocates on senior issues, said it opposes the senators’ bill, called the Protecting Retirement Opportunities and Maintaining Income Security for Everyone, or PROMISE, Act.
“We strongly object to fast-tracking Social Security changes through Congress, as your bill would do,” AARP Chief Advocacy and Engagement Officer Nancy LeaMond wrote in a July 21 letter addressed to Sens. Dick Durbin, the Democratic Whip from Illinois; and Bill Cassidy, R-Louisiana. Durbin and Cassidy are among the lawmakers who introduced the PROMISE Act proposal.
"Nonpartisan" - we all believe that, right?
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Young guy with a strong work ethic!
One of the planet’s largest species of jellyfish—the Lion’s mane jellyfish (Cyanea capillata)—have been making unwelcome appearances on Massachusetts beaches, as reported by the Boston Globe.
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“Lion’s Mane jellyfish are currently appearing in unusually large numbers off Cape Cod,” reads a social media post by the Sandwich Marina – Sandwich Harbormaster in Cape Cod. “While Lion’s Mane is normally seen from late spring through summer, this year reports began in May, with exceptionally high densities observed by mid-June. Similar blooms have occurred in the past, including in 2020. Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.”
Furthermore, the post reminds people to not touch jellyfish—whether they’re on the beach or in the water. It’s generally a good idea to stay away from them, as tentacles can be hard to spot. In the case of a sting, wash the spot with warm water and use tweezers to get rid of the tentacles. You can use vinegar to help get rid of the sting.
I would actually really enjoy seeing this creature! Imagine it rocking out like this
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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)
It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.
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From Pitch to Catwalk: The Wild, Wonderful World of FIFA Soccer Kits- Dedicated to Doof for his love of the game.
Soccer kits aren’t just uniforms, they’re national mood boards, cultural flexes, and straight-up fashion statements that can outshine the scoreline. In the high-stakes arena of the FIFA World Cup, a jersey has to survive 90 minutes of sweat, sprinting, and sliding tackles… while also looking sharp enough to make fans line up to buy them. Whether it’s the canary-yellow panache of Brazil or the ornate black-and-blue drama of Argentina’s latest away kit, these shirts have leapt from the pitch to street style. Let’s dive into the colorful and downright fabulous history of FIFA fashion, the creative minds behind the 2026 looks, and a definitive ranking by moi.
The Classics
Some kits transcend the game and become pure style icons. Top of the podium? Brazil’s 1970 home kit. That vibrant yellow shirt with green trim and blue shorts, worn by Pelé and the greatest team of all time, is the gold standard.
Close behind:
o West Germany’s 1990 kit, with its bold black-red-gold zigzag that screamed victory (and won the tournament). Designer Ina Franzmann wanted something that “makes a bang,” and it still does.
o Nigeria’s 2018 Nike chevron masterpiece (designed by the legendary Matthew Wolff) remains a streetwear grail.
o USA’s quirky 1994 “denim” kit, initially mocked by the players themselves but now a beloved retro cult favorite.
2026: North America’s Fashion World Cup — The Designers Behind the Looks
The 2026 tournament (48 teams, 100+ kits) turned releases into a runway show. The “big three” dominate: Adidas (14 federations), Nike (12), and Puma (11), with smaller brands like Kappa, Umbro, Capelli, and others filling the rest.
Key creative force: Sergio Mareco, Adidas Senior Designer of Apparel (and one of the lead minds on the 2026 federation collection). He and the Adidas team (including Matteo Kossman on home kits) infused national storytelling, heritage motifs, and technical cooling fabrics into everything from Argentina’s ornate away to Mexico’s Aztec-inspired home and Germany’s retro farewell (Adidas’s last tournament with Die Mannschaft before they switch brands). Nike’s in-house teams handled powerhouses like France, Brazil, the US, and Canada, focusing on breathable recycled mesh and cultural nods (e.g., Justin Atallian on the US kits). Puma brought vibrant African and European flair. Smaller brands like Capelli Sport delivered distinctive looks for rising nations.
Ranking the 2026 Kits (Our Fun Fashion Top 5)
Argentina away (Adidas) — The undisputed fashion champion. Ornate black with swirling blue fileteado porteño folk-art patterns. Brave, unique, and pure Buenos Aires swagger. (Sergio Mareco & Adidas team)
France (Nike) — Collars are back, baby! The home kit brings sophistication with tricolor flourishes (very “fashion capital” ), while the away leans into a cool light-green Statue of Liberty vibe.
Curaçao away (Adidas) — Sunny lemon-yellow with multicolored Trefoil stripes inspired by Willemstad’s colorful buildings. First-ever World Cup vibes and pure collector gold.
Japan away (Adidas) — Clean, retro-baseball-inspired elegance. If you find one, buy it!
Uruguay away (Nike) — The “Black Panther” kit. Sleek, superhero-level presence that pushes boundaries.
Honorable mention: Germany home (Adidas) — Last Adidas hurrah: 1990 zigzag throwback done right. Unmistakably German.
From 1930s wool to 2026’s high-tech storytelling canvases, FIFA kits prove the beautiful game has always been fabulous. Rank your favorites and maybe rock one off the pitch!
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Thanks, Piper -- although I must warn you that any future use of "pitch" instead of "field" or "kit" instead of "uniform" may result in you losing your prime parking spot at Doof Enterprises HQ.
The rest of you - Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.
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Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (NnhvP)
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Soccer is over for another four years. We don't have to pretend to care any longer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (O0L8i)
Yeah. I started looking at the fashion pix, then remembered it's kickball, and scrolled down.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:13 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:13 PM (u/oMr)
35Not my prime parking spot!
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (hftzA)
Yup. Harsh but necessary!
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
36on’s Mane jellyfish are currently appearing in unusually large numbers off Cape Cod,” reads a social media post by the Sandwich Marina – Sandwich Harbormaster in Cape Cod. “While Lion’s Mane is normally seen from late spring through summer, this year reports began in May, with exceptionally high densities observed by mid-June...Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.”
Man, that must have hurt the "reporter" not to explicitly accuse global warming for gigantic jellyfish.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)
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At my store, we still got plenty of FIFA merchandise on the shelves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)
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It was worse when ESPN had Sunday Night Baseball. It was like the game was some little sidelight next to the booth guests, dugout interviews, mic-ed up players, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:14 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)
46
24 Mexico’s jerseys were amazing works of art.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 10:11 PM (yEz+x)
They were, but I had to kick them out for being jerks.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (hftzA)
47As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)
I don't think Piper shops much at Ross Dress For Less.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)
48
"Nonpartisan" - we all believe that, right?
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"Nonpartisan" just means "Progressive but we're going to fool the normies by using a different word"
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (vSvIl)
49
The only interesting game to me was France vs England and that was because the score was 6-4.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
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23 Sorry Piper. I soooo love your Sunday fashions. For me, tonight, these suck...
Love ya regardless 💕....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026
It could have been WNBA! lol
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:18 PM (hftzA)
61
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Nobody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
62 Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
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By Saam, the Man of a Zillion Words.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (O0L8i)
63
Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
Vince Scully.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)
And thanks for another fabulous fashion thread, Piper! Sports uniforms have sure come a long way!
That only fans meme is great!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (D/6p1)
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Since the WNBA is topical,, let me point out that all Sopie Cunningh model shoes in every size sold out after she came out against men in women's sports.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)
66
I read that as pitcher to catcher, because, you know, soccer.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QaH55)
I shall give you Fansly which is made up of Lewdtubers. Avatars doing the sex acts found on Only Fans.
Fansly was a PROUD sponsor of this year's OffKai. So they were front and center in the general convention space where children could get exposed. Their booth had a giant QR code that if scanned would grant anyone access to Fansly content like a 'woman' avatar talking about masturbation with cum on her face.
OffKai and Fansly need to burn in Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (2GVsD)
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I mean these guys were digging into metadata and minutiae
with just a constant stream of verbosity
and the pitches
sweeper
slider
screamer
laugher
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (ZxPkt)
69
My co-worker decided to watch the WNBA all star game. He said it was awful. I watched the LAD beat the NYM. Well, sort of watch it. Mostly I read a book.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (sAmhv)
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14 Experts believe factors such as water temperatures and available food sources may contribute to these increases.
More jellyfish food means there'll be more jellyfish?
Good thing we gots "experts" to tell us these things.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Experts Warn of Growing Obesity Epidemic among Jellyfish
Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (w/O5Q)
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Evening, Horde. Praying that the morning brings the interview arrangements I've been anticipating and that it leads to an offer that I won't refuse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)
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As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)
Not after the Babylon Bee's take.
Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
https://tinyurl.com/bd7wms84
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (qx7Zg)
I watched the enshittification of Google search in real time. Early 2000s. I put together a website that was soon ranked on the first page - due to it being a great website for the topic. Traffic. There might be many proprietary metrics they look at, but it had to be that.
When I wanted to find something obscure, a carefully worded search string would bring up content related pages. It was awesome.
And then, like a switch being thrown, it just didn’t work any longer. Maybe they should have broke the search engine into a “most relevant” instead of “pays for page placement”.
They broke it. Then they did something really egregious. They started suppressing relevant information, because they didn’t like it. That’s bullshit. They try to “nudge” you to Only Approved Narratives
Posted by: Jus Sayin at July 26, 2026 10:23 PM (gO+76)
82Uruguay away (Nike) — The “Black Panther” kit. Sleek, superhero-level presence that pushes boundaries.
A white guy modeling the Black-Panther-inspired jersey? I'm pretty sure they did a racism, there.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
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Good evening morons und danke Disko und Piper from under a cloudless Sonoma sunset.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (JvZF+)
I shall give you Fansly which is made up of Lewdtubers. Avatars doing the sex acts found on Only Fans.
Fansly was a PROUD sponsor of this year's OffKai. So they were front and center in the general convention space where children could get exposed. Their booth had a giant QR code that if scanned would grant anyone access to Fansly content like a 'woman' avatar talking about masturbation with cum on her face.
OffKai and Fansly need to burn in Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (2GVsD)
I have prayers ascending for your continued well-being.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
88 47 As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)
I don't think Piper shops much at Ross Dress For Less.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)
I am not sure I know what that is! But I did make sure people knew they were wearing crops, not capris. When we are discussing slimeballs, we should be accurate.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (Dd38x)
89
Cape Cod is being overrun by Jarry Nadler's relatives?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)
90
Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
Bob Prince.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (NkUqe)
91
Grew up in NY. Mel Allen and the Scooter for the Yankees, Ralph Kiner, Lindsey Nelson, and Bob Murphy for the Mets.
Posted by: WPIX, WOR at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)
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Cape Cod is being overrun by Jarry Nadler's relatives?
Posted by: Anna Puma
If you are in a Provincetown bar and someone offers to push up your stool. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (O6Iwc)
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Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 26, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)
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Very best of luck, Dave. Godspeed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)
98I shall give you Fansly which is made up of Lewdtubers. Avatars doing the sex acts found on Only Fans.
OffKai and Fansly need to burn in Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Eh, it's in the rules.
Posted by: Rule 34, specifically at July 26, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
99
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17
Easy one for here...the late, great Harry Carey.
Thanks for the ONT Doof.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 26, 2026 10:28 PM (55Qr6)
100
50 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
In my youth, Harry Carey did White Sox games with Jimmy Piersall. For those who don't know Piersall was an outfielder for the Boston Red Sox whose mental issues were the subject of the movie Fear Strikes Out starring Anthony Perkins and, iirc, Karl Maldin. His mental issues had not disappeared completely when he became the color man of the broadcast. Between that and Harry usually being three sheets to the wind by the Seventh inning stretch, it didn't really matter what was happening on the field, a good time was being had by all.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:28 PM (Hd1lH)
101
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Not my neck of the woods, but we heard a Brewers game, passing through on a road trip.
Bob Uecker. Bar none, the best ever. Mr. Baseball.
He's in the front row in Heaven, now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)
102“Bipartisan” - where the Democrats act partisan, and the Republicans act Bi.
Posted by: Jus Sayin
Bipartisan: all the democrats and Lisa Murkowski.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
103 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
Lanny Fratere. Former Pittsburgh Pirates announcer.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
104
Do they call the metric kickball field "pitch" because the sissies who play the "sport" pitch a fit whenever anyone comes close to touching them?
Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man. at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (JM9I6)
Perhaps the fans picked "volunteers" to pitch onto the field when their team sucked. "Here ya go, kick one of the pansies off da field, and win!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)
105
BTW, my neck of the woods was Wyoming - Montana.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
is that really the level of play, or were they doing a skit of some kind
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
107
75 The first. It’s not giants fee fii foe fumming.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (hftzA)
For real?? It's not FEE-FA?? Seriously - I've been saying FEE-FA since I first saw it decades ago.
I shall not change.
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Don’t, in the UK, you are correct. Actually, in Europe, you are correct.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:29 PM (Dd38x)
108
As an aside, was anybody else expecting Piper to comment on the Tate Brothers' clouture when they were taken into custody?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)
I feel like it's already been done - everyone agrees they look like lesbians. I still don't really know who they are and refuse to find out.
Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 10:30 PM (286+n)
109
Stumbled across this headline, guy seems to be having a good day.
Munetaka Murakami rockets 2 homers with parents in attendance on his bobblehead day while White Sox clobber Astros
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 10:30 PM (sl73Y)
This year OffKai said if anyone ages 13 to 18 can get a permission form signed by a parent or legal guardian, they could wander the convention general admission area without a chaperone.
And the Fansly booth was placed squarely in the center of the general admission area instead of being kept in the usual 18+ area that would require age verification.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:31 PM (2GVsD)
this is unheard of for me
man- and I thought the guys who do football games talk too much!
constant yammering
Posted by: Don Black
That’s what the mute button is for, silly.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 10:31 PM (yEz+x)
112
Piper, I have a low interest level in soccer but I enjoyed and appreciated your commentary today.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 26, 2026 10:31 PM (OlzlW)
113
40 Piper, I miss you because of the tumor that you got from Soup.
Posted by: Bulg at July 26, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
114 Voices of the Game by Curt Smith is a great history of baseball broadcasting from the early days to the 80s. The names! Barber, Allen, Brickhouse, Prince, Caray, Harwell, Jack Buck, on and on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (O0L8i)
115
I was just told if I pronounce it the American way again, I will lose my prime parking space here. So, I correct my steering of y’all wrong. It’s fee fah. Forgive me. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)
May you all be blessed with deep sleep and the good dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
117
Those clips from the WNBA ... oh my. I'm pretty sure our high school ladies played better than that.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (OlzlW)
118
Use a drone with a can of spray paint against the FLOCK.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
Paint the solar panel black, and the damned thing will run on internal battery power for a day or so, then quit,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)
119
They broke it. Then they did something really egregious. They started suppressing relevant information, because they didn’t like it. That’s bullshit. They try to “nudge” you to Only Approved Narratives
Posted by: Jus Sayin
Similar to what happened back in the day when you talked to the Research Librarian - she'd steer you away from the busty lesbian pron titles. Or the Ellen James Society works.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (O6Iwc)
120
On a somewhat serious note, I heard an interesting discussion about Flock cameras that posited that it was just another scam to spend government money while accomplishing nothing.
The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)
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I was just told if I pronounce it the American way again, I will lose my prime parking space here. So, I correct my steering of y’all wrong. It’s fee fah. Forgive me. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)
Use my name for it. Another group of corruptocrats.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)
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88 I am not sure I know what that is! But I did make sure people knew they were wearing crops, not capris. When we are discussing slimeballs, we should be accurate.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:24 PM (Dd38x)
Next you'll be telling me there's a difference between Chinese and kakhis.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (Hd1lH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)
132
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
“Hi again, everybody.”
-- Zombie Herb Score
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (O6Iwc)
133
Milftastic mom chauffer having fun with T her daughter's expense.
https://tinyurl.com/ups9vkyn
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Riz8t)
134 I was just told if I pronounce it the American way again, I will lose my prime parking space here. So, I correct my steering of y’all wrong. It’s fee fah. Forgive me. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)
Good on you to correct yourself. BTW, your nic is pronounced "Peeper", correct?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:39 PM (QMAsf)
135
Benny Hill made jokes about the corruption of FIFA 50 years ago.
Posted by: Hasn't Gotten Better at July 26, 2026 10:40 PM (JM9I6)
136
87 {{{NaCly!!!}}}}
OH darling! So lovely to see yo💕💕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026 10:40 PM (ok2JK)
137
One of my best friends does announcing for McNeese University basketball and baseball for ESPN games. He took it up after retiring from Coaching. Hell of an athlete that's why I think he's a pretty good announcer.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:40 PM (KC5Lt)
139
Red light cameras and such, - such a scam. One company provided the cameras, Red Tix or something like that. Municipalities would sign up, and garner a whopping 2% of ticket revenue.
No points on the driver license for offenders however. Because, it’s all about safety you see. Why can’t the cities put up their own damn cameras, and keep 100% of the fucking revenue?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:41 PM (gO+76)
140
Damn. The smoke is thick. Thankfully none of the giant fires are close to us. But central Oregon is burning. Have not done the math, but it's gotta be close to a million acres now. And we are downwind of all that.
Reminds me of Fort Collins some years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
141
Can you combine luge with curling?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)
Replace the stone with that player's spouse on a round snow sled?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)
144
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Halsey Hall, Minnesota Twins
Herb Carneal
Posted by: free tibet at July 26, 2026 10:44 PM (MSFq8)
145
The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)
If the resistance persists, eventually they become too expensive to maintain, and the contracts are not renewed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)
147
I always miss my pals by a few minutes...
Good night Salty...
"Logging off life.” for now....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 26, 2026 10:45 PM (ok2JK)
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Next you'll be telling me there's a difference between Chinese and kakhis.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (Hd1lH)
Have I mentioned recently how much I despise autocorrect?
Chinos, the difference between chinos and kakhis.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2026 10:45 PM (Hd1lH)
149Okay. Is it FEYE-fuh? Or FEEE-fuh?
Inquiring minds probably want to know.
Posted by: Cicero
The first. It’s not giants fee fii foe fumming.
Posted by: Piper
For real?? It's not FEE-FA?? Seriously - I've been saying FEE-FA since I first saw it decades ago.
I shall not change.
Posted by: Doof
Don’t, in the UK, you are correct. Actually, in Europe, you are correct.
Posted by: Piper
The "I" is for "Internationale." Short "i" sound. Or a sort of an "eh" sound in French.
Shouldn't it be FIH-FAH or FEH-FAH then? FEE-FAH and F'EYE-FAH are both the wrong phoneme.
Posted by: mikeski, pfedantically at July 26, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)
150
50 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
The Gunner, Bob Prince. He stayed around way too long, so when I was listening to him as a kid, he was already becoming a bit embarrassing. Not an unusual phenomenon in the broadcasting world, or the world in general. Got to know when to call it a day. Or a night, in this case.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:46 PM (QaH55)
151 Dang if it ain't foggy here. Temp is just 76F, but the air is wringing wet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
152
are both the wrong phoneme.
Posted by: mikeski
Sorry, I got distracted by her scent.
Wait, what?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:49 PM (O6Iwc)
153Can you combine luge with curling?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Replace the stone with that player's spouse on a round snow sled?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
So two-man lugecurling would be rated NC-17?
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
154
Shouldn't it be FIH-FAH or FEH-FAH then? FEE-FAH and F'EYE-FAH are both the wrong phoneme.
Posted by: mikeski, pfedantically at July 26, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)
I always thought it was pronounced faghi.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (1Ff7Z)
155
So, sitting in public, with a sign... what is the CHARGE for blocking the privately owned Flock Camera?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)
156
"I would actually really enjoy seeing this creature!"
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Have you ever bumped into a jellyfish? Those of us who have don't quite have your blase' attitude.
What I'd enjoy is seeing an outboard prop at 200 RPM engaging with the damned things.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 10:51 PM (EYbNS)
157
Halsey Hall once set himself on fire in the booth- pipe smoker put a lit pipe in his jacket pocket
Posted by: free tibet at July 26, 2026 10:51 PM (MSFq8)
158
That giant jelly fish is the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 26, 2026 10:51 PM (YSQQv)
159
I always thought Portuguese Man O' War was a badass name for a jellyfish, but I don't get where the Portuguese part came from.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 10:54 PM (u/oMr)
Las Vegas Aces forward Brianna Turner, treasurer of the WNBPA, criticized the idea of wearing USA 250 patches during the All-Star Game. She said the idea must not have been fully thought through in a league consisting of nearly 70% Black women.
“No WNBA players would have been free 250 years ago," Turner wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on June 4. "The majority wouldn’t even have their freedom 100 years ago."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)
161
Matchbox approaches music, if only the lead sang instead of talking the lyrics.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 10:55 PM (3oLMy)
162
Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Kurt Gowdy. Hi neighbor, have a 'Gansett.
Followed his advice my entire life.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)
Jane Leavy wrote an excellent bio of Sandy Koufax.
She grew up in NYC. She said as a kid, she would take a transistor radio with an earpiece with her to Synagogue, and that instead of listening to The Word of God, she listened to The Voice of the Yankees.
164 The Moon is just a little left of Sgr A* tonight, the big black hole in the center of the Galaxy.
And for me here, Sgr A* is transiting. So it's High Hole Noon here. High Holeoon or something.
That transit will happen for everybody about one hour give or take before local midnight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)
165
Frank Gifford wasn’t a baseball announcer (I don’t think) but he was banging one of Johnny Carsons wives.
Johnny had his suspicions about her fooling around (Johnny wasn’t exactly a Boy Scout either) and he and some pals broke into an apartment she maintained for such dalliances, and found all the incriminating evidences. Although not exactly legal, Johnny allowed that since he was the one paying for the apartment he had no problem with it.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:57 PM (gO+76)
166On a somewhat serious note, I heard an interesting discussion about Flock cameras that posited that it was just another scam to spend government money while accomplishing nothing.
The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)
Crypto Rich?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:58 PM (rbvCR)
167
Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
Ever been bit by a Portuguese Man O' War?
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (3oLMy)
168
The city is Corpus Christi, and difficulties with water scarcity are now coming to a head after years of concerns over shortages.
Pick up trash
PoPo Courts
Street
Water and Sewage
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)
169
She said the idea must not have been fully thought through in a league consisting of nearly 70% black women.
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You are free now, you stupid fucking wench.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gO+76)
170
I think they call it a "pitch" because originally they played football on the pastures they also played cricket on.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)
171highlights from last night's WNBA All-Star Game
Seriously? That was sad and hilarious.
Instead of all-STAR game, it should be all-BLACK HOLE game… oh, wait, wait, that might be taken wrong.
172
“Hi again, everybody.”
-- Zombie Herb Score
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 10:38 PM (O6Iwc)
I would have gone with Joe Tait
"good evening sports fans, it's a beautiful night for baseball"
Posted by: browndog says bring back Chief Wahoo at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (3sXRv)
173
Just checked - Halsey
Hall set himself on fire with a cigar.
Posted by: free tibet at July 26, 2026 10:59 PM (MSFq8)
174
Can you combine luge with curling?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Replace the stone with that player's spouse on a round snow sled?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
So two-man lugecurling would be rated NC-17?
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
Maybe not. If you have two on the show sled, they could be back-to-back doing handstands.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)
175
Bob Prince.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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And if you ever watched the guy talking, you'd wonder how he ever became an announcer. He literally talked out of one side of his mouth. Was it genetic, did he have a stroke? Don't know, but it worked for radio. He never would have cracked into TV.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 11:00 PM (EYbNS)
177
I've been listening to Ella Langley a lot this summer. She popped up in my YT feed and I was very impressed. It's not that she's a sultry minx, she's actually a very solid country singer. What I didn't expect, and should have, is all the broke brains on the internet screeching the usual shit. The internet has empowered sourpusses. Miserable shits who just piss and moan about every damn thing. Apparently a pretty southern girl who sings country songs is a nazi, or something. I've even seen posts about her accent being fake, which tells me they have never met a girl from Alabama. They really sound like that. It's nice! Eh, I'll stop. Gone on too long.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2026 11:01 PM (sAmhv)
178
So how many does it take to dissolve the city.
40%
50%
51%
Be gone all of you. The State comes in with a administrative government and vanquishes the entire city.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 26, 2026 11:03 PM (/+uur)
179
And if you ever watched the guy talking, you'd wonder how he ever became an announcer. He literally talked out of one side of his mouth. Was it genetic, did he have a stroke? Don't know, but it worked for radio. He never would have cracked into TV.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 11:00 PM (EYbNS)
I'm on a Mexican radio
I'm on a Mexican, whoa-oh, radio
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)
180
162 Question for the Horde -- Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
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Dizzy Dean, only said something when something needed saying.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3oLMy)
181
Best announcer for Iowa would probably be Jim Zabel but most famous is deffo Ronald Reagan.
Not that I ever have listened to a game on radio or tv.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 26, 2026 11:04 PM (Ev5Rw)
182
So in the WNBA, based on that video, are they not allowed to put the ball through the hoop ?
183
Clay Travis needs to sweeten his bet (he bet a high school boys team of his choice could beat the WNBA champion, with $1 Million riding on outcome).
I think he should bet that St. Mary's School for the Blind and Wayward Boys could crush the best WNBA Team for $5 Million, and they'll only use the "beeper balls" in the second half.
Those "highlights" were atrocious.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:05 PM (dIske)
184
This week's fashion report did not earn outstanding accolades. Men's kickball sportswear has a limited audience here, it seems.
However, next week, continuing the sportswear theme, Piper will bring us a fashion report on women's Beach Volleyball and pole vaulting attire. And cheerleader outfits. With models.
185“No WNBA players would have been free 250 years ago," Turner wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on June 4. "The majority wouldn’t even have their freedom 100 years ago."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
The majority of Blacks were slaves in 1926?
Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you the American public education system.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)
But I have to say, as an aside, getting enrolled in the local VA was a breeze. I expected some delay while my enrollment was processed. But 9:30 the next morning, a nice lady helped me set up my initial appointment with the person who will become my doctor.
I work with a few vets in this area, and they have nothing but good things to say about this particular VA hospital.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 11:08 PM (0aYVJ)
187 "Queer his pitch" is a Brit idiom. You don't want your pitch queered.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)
188
On a somewhat serious note, I heard an interesting discussion about Flock cameras that posited that it was just another scam to spend government money while accomplishing nothing.
The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)
Mmmm. I wonder. If you glued a piece of wood to the top of an outdoor device, would woodpeckers have a go at it?
Just thinking aloud. Would never try it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
189
Well damn. Shooting in Seattle. Four wounded. At least one shooter. Listening to the media woman and she is an idiot.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 11:09 PM (2WIwB)
190
However, next week, continuing the sportswear theme, Piper will bring us a fashion report on women's Beach Volleyball and pole vaulting attire. And cheerleader outfits. With models.
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They say people underestimate the serious athletic skill that goes into top-drawer pole dancing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 11:09 PM (6/7Fs)
191
187
"Queer his pitch" is a Brit idiom. You don't want your pitch queered.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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It appears they are working toward full queer.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:10 PM (3oLMy)
192
Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
Ever been bit by a Portuguese Man O' War?
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than other
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1. Yes.
2. They don't bite.
Also: speared in the armpit by a needle fish in El Salvador.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2026 11:10 PM (oq9dX)
193
Matchbox Twenty — now, there's a group I haven't thought about in years. Didn't they used t've been somebody?
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:16 PM (3oLMy)
205Mmmm. I wonder. If you glued a piece of wood to the top of an outdoor device, would woodpeckers have a go at it?
Just thinking aloud. Would never try it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Flock cameras must be pretty tightly built.
Woodpeckers will drum on anything that makes noise. The more noise the better; I think it's part of their mating ritual.
My parents had one of those dinner-plate-sized plastic outdoor thermometers hanging on a tree in their back yard. Woodpeckers loved banging on that thing.
I'm sure it was like sending Morse Code for "I am The Paolo," if you were a woodpecker.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 11:17 PM (VHUov)
206
The baseball announcer's voice from my childhood was Vin Scully at the Dodgers games.
Posted by: Frankie at July 26, 2026 11:18 PM (+z1Lr)
207
SNL did a funny skit about Harry Carey interviewing an astronaut.
209
They say people underestimate the serious athletic skill that goes into top-drawer pole dancing.
Posted by: Cicero
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There are championships.
On YouTube.
Which are SFW. The young ladies wear tops and bottoms.
And yes, the athletic ability displayed is every bit as much as in traditional gymnastic sports. If not for the association with sexually suggestive entertainment, I think it would be a standard gymnastic sport. They use two poles, one fixed and one spinning. The fixed pole demonstrates strength, somewhat akin to fixed rings, while the spinning pole requires the kind of dexterity and strength used in offset parallel bars.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 11:24 PM (EYbNS)
210
207 SNL did a funny skit about Harry Carey interviewing an astronaut.
Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)
__________________________
Harry Carey was awesome after about the 6th inning because he spent most of the game drinking.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:25 PM (dIske)
211
My god the WNBA is pathetic. I could go down to the local public basketball court on a weekend and find players better than them by several orders of magnitude
Posted by: Nobody watches because they can't hoop at July 26, 2026 11:26 PM (TbWk/)
212
Watching some guys translate farsi Telegram. No idea how legit they are, but if they're fake, they're good at it.
https://tinyurl.com/35krjjm8
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 26, 2026 11:27 PM (w/O5Q)
213
"If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it? I know I would!"
Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)
___________________________
Buddy of mine in elementary school won a write-in NASA contest. The space program was in full swing and the contest was to come up with what an astronaut should say upon landing on the moon. His was:
"Tell Mission Control it's Roquefort."
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:28 PM (dIske)
214
I said it before and I'll say it again- I will not get in water if I can't see what is in the water. Giant jelly fish, sharks or whatever else is in there, I want no part of. Great white sharks have been spotted by drones being near shores on both coast, within a few yards of people swimming. But the people could not see them. A California guy had to fight off a shark that attacked him and could have lost his life. As was said, outside is trying to kill you. Alligators in Florida are bad enough but maybe you can out run them on shore. I sure as hell won't get in the water down there.
Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 11:29 PM (bqIVz)
215
Mission control, these days, is rather cheesy.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:31 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)
217
Pug Mahon-- I'm a couple hundred miles North of you, and we've been getting poor air too. Typical for this time of year, unfortunately.
The haze thickens & thins throughout the day, sometimes can smell the wood burning.
It got so thick here today, that we barely got to 90* instead of the usual 100 or so.
Since it keeps us cooler, I prefer the haze! (As long as it goes away from time to time, of course.)
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)
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206 The baseball announcer's voice from my childhood was Vin Scully at the Dodgers games.
Posted by: Frankie at July 26, 2026 11:18 PM (+z1Lr)
This. I still hear his voice sometimes when I see some spectacular play. We had no live TV, so we had the radio, and before there was a team in Seattle besides the Pilots, LA was the team of choice for those of us up here.
In college in St. Louis, it was Jack Buck, who was certainly a close second. His son is an idiot.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 11:34 PM (4ZZWr)
219
Warm summer rain on the beach. The jasmine is blooming and smelling up the yard. Slight breeze off the water.
Love where you live. Or make it so. Life is too short to hate walking out your front door.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 11:34 PM (yEz+x)
221
Harry Carey was awesome after about the 6th inning because he spent most of the game drinking.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 11:25 PM (dIske)
Having lived in WI for years, the voice of baseball was always Bob Uecker. If the game was lousy, which it was for several years, he got better and better. His stories and bullshit were epic. If you haven't seen his speech at the Hall of Fame, look it up on Yutube.
He would have loved to announce the Legends game this past week in WI. Those were all of his boys.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 11:37 PM (4ZZWr)
222
I'm still smiling over the reaction when Rick Moranis walked on stage at Comic-Con for the Spaceballs 2 session. Lots of applause, and the crowd chanting "Rick!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 11:37 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 11:38 PM (Cqx++)
224
I manage to keep a few rose bushes alive, and potted petunias, so it does smell good in the yard in spite of the smoke.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 11:38 PM (rdVOm)
225
Love where you live. Or make it so. Life is too short to hate walking out your front door.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 11:34 PM (yEz+x)
69 degrees, light whispy clouds but mostly blue sky, garden growing (particularly the weeds, oh well), raspberries are still green but there are tons of them, DH snoozing in his comfy chair....
Yeah. Paradise.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 11:38 PM (4ZZWr)
226
Multiple people shot in Seattle near the Space Needle, at least two dead. Why, don't know yet.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 11:40 PM (yEz+x)
232
Red-orange Moon glimming away in southeastern sky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 11:41 PM (1z8ji)
233
A California guy had to fight off a shark that attacked him and could have lost his life. As was said, outside is trying to kill you. Alligators in Florida are bad enough but maybe you can out run them on shore. I sure as hell won't get in the water down there.
Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 11:29 PM (bqIVz)
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234
I liked Bob Uecker on the Mr. Belvedere TV show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)
235
>> Red-orange Moon glimming away in southeastern sky.
The Moon is just a little bit east of Sgr A*, the center of the Galaxy and our big black hole.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)
236
Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
Ever been bit by a Portuguese Man O' War?
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than other
.......
1. Yes.
2. They don't bite.
Also: speared in the armpit by a needle fish in El Salvador.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2026 11:10
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Try stepping on a sea urchin, no fun at all. This was in Cozumel, they told me to soak it in bay-nah-gar, which we finally figured out was vinegar.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 26, 2026 11:44 PM (55Qr6)
237
Trump is going to sue Canada for polluting our air.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:45 PM (3oLMy)
238
The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)
There was an old fart living on the south end of Anchorage back in the 1960's. He was a homesteader of the old school variety. At some point, the city put up a stop light at an intersection near his cabin. He came out once a week and blew it away with a shotgun.
The city replaced it about 12 times before he got fed up and disappeared, nobody knows where.
Some things just cannot stand.....
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 11:45 PM (4ZZWr)
The U.S. naval blockade against Iran remains in full effect. As of July 25, CENTCOM has redirected 12 commercial vessels trying to run the blockade, disabled 2 that didn't comply, and boarded 2 to ensure total compliance.
Earlier today, U.S. forces completed a verification boarding aboard Comoros-flagged M/T Charminar in the Arabian Sea, and the tanker is now continuing its journey.
CENTCOM forces disabled Mozambique-flagged M/T Lavine in the Gulf of Oman, July 24, after the crew attempted to violate the blockade multiple times and ignored repeated warnings. The ship is no longer transiting to Iran.
American 🇺🇸 forces remain highly vigilant, focused, lethal, and ready.
https://tinyurl.com/36jbvctt
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:49 PM (3oLMy)
242
Got the hayloft door rehung on the old barn today. Took the better part of 6 hours. I used a warehouse stocking ladder thing to climb up there. Because the ground was sloping, its two "front" wheels were on the plywood sheet making the stoop for the main floor man door. "Rear" landing legs were on stacks of wood blocks. Because the whole shebang was tippy, I added diagonal braces screwed to studs in the barn wall, and C-clamped to the tall legs on the ladder. Then I drove a truck up to each side of the rear of the ladder, and pinned it between the two truck bumpers, so it could not slip sideways. Result? It felt real solid, but i was still leery of climbing it.
1/2
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 11:51 PM (1z8ji)
243
what's the movie where she shows the guy how to whistle
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:51 PM (ZxPkt)
244
Were Hostess Ding Dongs ever any good? The foil wrapped hockey pucks? They seemed like tasteless crap to me, and although I dutifully ate them, they just weren’t all that. Twinkies, it must be said, had a certain blood sugar rush that made them OK.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 11:52 PM (gO+76)
245
Nurse, I always state that I'm "in the middle of Idaho" LOL.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)
246
He came out once a week and blew it away with a shotgun.
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You can't talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand.
_Carol King
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:53 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 11:57 PM (3oLMy)
250
what's the movie where she shows the guy how to whistle
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:51 PM (ZxPkt)
The Maltese Falcon?
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 26, 2026 11:57 PM (vSvIl)
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244 Were Hostess Ding Dongs ever any good? The foil wrapped hockey pucks? They seemed like tasteless crap to me, and although I dutifully ate them, they just weren’t all that. Twinkies, it must be said, had a certain blood sugar rush that made them OK.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 11:52 PM (gO+76)
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Ding Dongs are Stage 1 of the long term plot that leads the unwitting to hardcore Sno-Ball dependency.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 11:57 PM (6/7Fs)
252
Alan Bean’s Apollo 12 rock hammer sold for $812,500 ; Publius did you get it??
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 11:59 PM (gO+76)
253
In a world that includes Ho-Hos, why would you eat Ding-Dongs
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 11:59 PM (ZxPkt)
254
The plum kuchen turned out tolerably OK, though tart. I would have been better to just make it like a cobbler, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
255
>> I always state that I'm "in the middle of Idaho" LOL.
Are you in the Pacific time or Mountain time part?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 11:59 PM (w6EFb)
256
So, with the ladder in place, I was faced with the problem of hoisting the door up about 9 feet. I put a pulley block on a J-hook made of flat bar, and hung it on the window sill of the (broken out) hayloft window. Passed a rope through the block, put the end through a hole I drilled in the door, and made a Figure-8 knot on the back side. Upon hauling on the rope, the first J-hook straightened out. Fail! Made a stronger J-hook out of much thicker flat bar. Success! Took a lot grunt and maneuvering the hanging door around obstacles, but I finally got it seated in the recess from which it had fallen. Got enough screws driven to ensure it will remain there. Put tools and vehicles away. The ladder can stay there until I fire up the tractor, and tote it someplace else.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)
263
Mom included Ding Dongs in my school lunches, in those days it didn’t occur to me to complain too much. I just wondered if there was a halcyon age where they were kinda edible, or did they always kinda suck.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 12:04 AM (gO+76)
The suspect who drove a van into a crowded gay-pride celebration was shot and killed by police following a manhunt. Abdul Ballout, a German citizen with Lebanese roots, was killed following a search that lasted nearly 24 hours after the attack in downtown Berlin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2026 12:04 AM (Cqx++)
265
Nurse, did you go to the NHRA race in Seattle? I think you mentioned you were. Plan on watching that sometime this morning.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 27, 2026 12:04 AM (sAmhv)
266 Okay
Monday is breaking out on the East Coast
goodnight
Posted by: Don Black at July 27, 2026 12:05 AM (ZxPkt)
267Not Key Largo
To Have and Have Not
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 11:38 PM (Cqx++)
I admit, that is a Bond movie I have never seen. Timothy Dalton era?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2026 12:06 AM (rbvCR)
268258 Is Mitch McConnell alive yet?
Posted by: gKWVE
'beep'
Posted by: Mitch McConnell, styling in Capt. Pikes wheel chair at July 27, 2026 12:06 AM (sAmhv)
269
>> Alan Bean’s Apollo 12 rock hammer sold for $812,500
I saw that. There was a previous legal dispute with his estate over ownership. A daughter from a previous marriage was fighting with his widow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
I couldn't remember. I remember on ONT a while back, maybe during some particularly cold snap, we were looking for weather stations close to you, and there was some Wunderground funny business with the time zone or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb)
273
A former cow-orker of mine and her (now ex-) husband were on an episode of My Private Idaho.
Posted by: Ian Ziering at July 27, 2026 12:09 AM (wVcYX)
275
The suspect who drove a van into a crowded gay-pride celebration was shot and killed by police following a manhunt. Abdul Ballout, a German citizen with Lebanese roots, was killed following a search that lasted nearly 24 hours after the attack in downtown Berlin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2026 12:04 AM (Cqx++)
Were his balls out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:11 AM (1z8ji)
276
There was a previous legal dispute with his estate over ownership.
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Well they are lucky NASA didn’t get involved. They hold that pretty much everything belongs to them, I’m surprised sometimes. At some point they demanded the return of all the Omega speedmasters. Buzz Aldrin returned his to the Smithsonian, through the mail, and .. they never got it. It’s out there somewhere. 1st watch worn on the Moon.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 12:11 AM (gO+76)
277
The haze thickens & thins throughout the day, sometimes can smell the wood burning.
It got so thick here today, that we barely got to 90* instead of the usual 100 or so.
Since it keeps us cooler, I prefer the haze! (As long as it goes away from time to time, of course.)
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)
Well I say this. Somebody stole jersey's normal summer. Usually its satan's ass crack out there. I don't even look at a motorcycle in july, sometimes most of the summer. This july has been amazing. I was out the last 3 days, probably 500 miles worth in 3 days, and had to wear a sweatshirt all 3 days, and its been that way all of july other than that one hot week. It actually was cold a few nights. I was coming home at 7pm and the sweatshirt almost wasn't enough. Other than that one week of blast furnace the entire summer so far has been perfect riding weather. Humidity in low 40's, not the usual 90s. Climate change is bullshit, but I'm starting to believe in climate swapping, or replacement, or something. We definitely got somebody else's weather this summer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2026 12:12 AM (S41Gd)
278
Didn't AARP support Obamacare? If you got that in your record I don't think we trust anything you say
Posted by: Sayomara at July 27, 2026 12:13 AM (Ku6NF)
279
One of the victims shot in Seattle is a two year old baby.
The baby may be OK, thank God. But whoever done this needs to burn in hell.
Posted by: Case at July 27, 2026 12:13 AM (bqIVz)
280
The suspect who drove a van into a crowded gay-pride celebration was shot and killed by police following a manhunt. Abdul Ballout, a German citizen with Lebanese roots, was killed following a search that lasted nearly 24 hours after the attack in downtown Berlin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2026 12:04 AM (Cqx++)
Were his balls out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:11 AM (1z8ji)
Maybe he was a Ballchinean.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2026 12:14 AM (S41Gd)
281 They passed a law in 2012 that explicitly granted ownership rights of "personal property" to the astronauts from all missions up to Apollo-Soyuz. After that, it all belongs to NASA, unless they specifically grant it.
In the mid-2000s, NASA started aggressively trying to block auctions and sales of such property that the astronauts kept. NASA had no problem with them keeping such stuff, but then decided to make a stink about it. The law clarified that up to Apollo-Soyuz, it belonged to the astronaut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
282
Buzz Aldrin returned his to the Smithsonian, through the mail, and .. they never got it. It’s out there somewhere. 1st watch worn on the Moon.
Posted by: Common Tater
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R i g h t...great grand daughter's graduation present.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 12:15 AM (3oLMy)
283
Didn't AARP support Obamacare? If you got that in your record I don't think we trust anything you say
Posted by: Sayomara at July 27, 2026 12:13 AM (Ku6NF)
The IRS ought to audit AARP. Bet you there is some hinky financial shit to be found.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:16 AM (1z8ji)
284
The room temperature deutsch jihadi car-rammer had previously traveled to Lebanon, where he was arrested, intending to join ISIS. However, and wherever, one does that these days (well, Syria, but gotta be a bit tricky). In US terms, he was "on the radar" of law enforcement.
Dunno if confirmed/debunked, but there were also reports that an Iranian national was in the car with him. Not sure how this would be known/the guy also isn't either dead or in custody or being pursued.
Sort of related, British domestic intel said that a bunch of IRGC-sponsored terror plots had been thwarted so far in 2026 in the UK. Quite a few, 20? can't remember.
Which made it touching and almost moving that the UK designated the IRGC as a terrorist outfit in the last month or so.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:17 AM (U/Byj)
285
In the mid-2000s, NASA started aggressively trying to block auctions and sales of such property that the astronauts kept. NASA had no problem with them keeping such stuff, but then decided to make a stink about it. The law clarified that up to Apollo-Soyuz, it belonged to the astronaut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Waitresses and barmaids down in Florida say, oh yeah.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 12:17 AM (3oLMy)
286 The law excludes any "celestial material", which would be moon rocks. It just says that any personal property (of terrestrial origin, of course) that NASA didn't at the time demand to be returned belonged to the astronauts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:18 AM (w6EFb)
287
The sea has urchins? Thought they were only found on the streets of Portland and L.A.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2026 12:19 AM (oq9dX)
288
Did Alan Bean provide his own rock hammer, or was it issued to him by NASA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:20 AM (1z8ji)
290
Unless things have changed, and I don't think they have, sea urchin roe ("uni") from the urchin-infested Channel Islands area (off Ventura and Santa Barbara, CA) is a big business. Used to be that it would be flown to Japan on cargo jets using Port Hueneme airfield (I think?). They're definitely common here (SoCal coastal waters).
Have never been stung by a jellyfish, though have had close calls (suckers floating up against my leg, but no stinging cells touching). Always wore gloves/skin suits and never touched anything when skin or scuba diving. Common sense pays off.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:26 AM (U/Byj)
291Did Alan Bean provide his own rock hammer, or was it issued to him by NASA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:20 AM (1z8ji)
I expect no one really cared about gear that would have been dumped on the Moon if it hadn't been too difficult to jettison it, until some bureaucrat decided to make it his personal career goal.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2026 12:27 AM (rbvCR)
292 I can't say for sure, but I'm 99% certain that the hammer would've been "mission hardware" that had to be tested and approved by NASA for purpose. Just about everything was, they didn't use anything that wasn't tested.
What that 2012 law said was essentially, unless NASA demanded such things be returned at the time, and didn't have a problem with the astronaut keeping it, then it belonged to the astronaut, not NASA or the federal govt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 12:28 AM (3oLMy)
294
Bersercker, my first east coast summer was also an outlier. Cool, almost. Rain with incredible consistency, starting late Friday, ending Sunday night. WaPo had editorials about the 12 consecutive rainy weekends or whatever. People were changing their work schedules to work Saturdays so they could do something on the (consistently) beautiful dry Mondays. I remember watching the July 4 Mall fireworks - sweatshirt, cool - instead of the humid blast furnace that was the norm.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)
295
Ding Dongs are Stage 1 of the long term plot that leads the unwitting to hardcore Sno-Ball dependency.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 11:57 PM (
Damn!
*looks at Sno-Ball 90 day coin*
Screw it! I'm headed to the store!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:31 AM (2WIwB)
296
publius, what became of Alan Shepherd's sample collector/7 iron (?). By far the (justly) most famous Apollo tool.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:31 AM (U/Byj)
297
XH and I used to body-surf in the Gulf of America, when he was stationed at Pensacola.
Lots of jellyfish stings! Can't see them very well, if at all, in the water.
Funny thing was that we didn't really feel it until we got out of the water. A friend (Corpus Christi native) told us to apply toothpaste to the stings. Worked!
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 12:31 AM (rdVOm)
298 Looking it up, NASA did allow each astronaut to carry "Personal Propery Kits", no more than 5 lbs total, and no more than 0.5 lbs on the lunar module for their own purposes. But it had to be itemized and approved.
They did famously smuggle a few items from time to time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:32 AM (w6EFb)
299
Bought this carton of peanuts and they, each one, have a thick coating of tasty milk chocolate. mmm
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 12:34 AM (3oLMy)
300
Bersercker, my first east coast summer was also an outlier. Cool, almost. Rain with incredible consistency, starting late Friday, ending Sunday night. WaPo had editorials about the 12 consecutive rainy weekends or whatever. People were changing their work schedules to work Saturdays so they could do something on the (consistently) beautiful dry Mondays. I remember watching the July 4 Mall fireworks - sweatshirt, cool - instead of the humid blast furnace that was the norm.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)
Was that a few years ago? I remember just a couple years back it rained every weekend. Dozens and dozens of car cruise nights were cancelled. It was frigging insane. It was as if half the days of the summer rained.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2026 12:34 AM (S41Gd)
301
No WNBA players would have been free 250 years ago," Turner wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on June 4. "The majority wouldn’t even have their freedom 100 years ago."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)
Slaves in the US in 1926?? I think Turner needs to read a bit more.
Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2026 12:34 AM (mFhj8)
302
Diogenes, I need discipline. Atlantic Cigar has Liga Undercrown maduros and 10-yr anniversary sticks at almost half off for boxes. Yet my tupperdors groan and burst with recent acquisitions. But the Undercrowns are among my favorites. I have this weird thing about not stocking up on known favorites because "I need to keep exploring".
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:34 AM (U/Byj)
303
So, sitting in public, with a sign... what is the CHARGE for blocking the privately owned Flock Camera?
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They don't just take pics, they record electronic data from all passing cell phones, vehicles, etc. So if you need to approach one, don't be a dummy and have your phone with you.
I foresee a burgeoning EMP countermeasures movement in the next few years... ;-)
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 27, 2026 12:34 AM (DJivS)
304
In the manner of T-shirts, I've bought a bunch through Printerval. Mostly Rene Magritte and Max Ernst.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 27, 2026 12:36 AM (CHHv1)
305
Lessee, slavery was formally abolished in Brasil in .... 1886? Something like that. Last chattel slaves in the US were, um .... mumble mumble .... held by the Cherokee, I think? They certainly weren't freed by the Emancipation Proclamation, or by the end of the Civil War. Anybody know when (yes, I'm too lazy to look it up). Also, wouldn't be shocked if some Pacific/Northwest/Canadian non-native natives held slaves after Appomattox.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:38 AM (U/Byj)
306
>> publius, what became of Alan Shepherd's sample collector/7 iron (?)
It is now on display at the USGA Golf Museum and Library.
Lore has it he smuggled it, but he didn't. NASA approved it, reluctantly, as part of his personal property kit mentioned above.
NASA thought it would be too frivolous looking, especially right after Apollo 13. Shephard argued it would be of "scientific value" to demonstrate the Moon's low gravity compared to earth. NASA agreed on the condition he use it only if it the mission went well, and after all the serious stuff was accomplished.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
I still consider that whole thing one of the most quintessentially "American" episodes, ever. Landing on the effing Moon, and injecting the informality and humor into the whole thing. Glad the suits at NASA didn't block it.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:42 AM (U/Byj)
309
Do the Cherokee have a great basketball tradition.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2026 12:43 AM (Cqx++)
310
...thanks to the miracles of modern medicine. Mulvaney used his ad revenue to get:
Hairline advancement
Brow bone shave
Rhinoplasty
Minor cheek enhancement
Lip lift
Jaw shave
Chin reduction
Tracheal shave (Adam's apple reduction)
A boob job
Mulvaney does not seem to have castrated himself, although maybe he's keeping that surgery private...or maybe he's still attached to his privates. ...
_ZH
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 12:49 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:39 AM (U/Byj)
Ah, I was still in school. Weather made no difference back then. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2026 12:50 AM (S41Gd)
312 That reminded me of David Scott's famous hammer and feather drop on the Moon, demonstrating the equivalence principle.
Both the hammer and the (falcon) feather were left on the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
313 He should've at least brought the feather back.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
314
The IRS ought to audit AARP. Bet you there is some hinky financial shit to be found.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Most people (including their own "members") don't realize how undemocratic the AARP is. The " members" have no say in how the organization works. The Board of Directors are self-selected, that is, new members are not elected by the membership, but rather by the existing board.
As isolated from any accountability as they are, it wouldn't surprise me to find that the board has been using the organization as a personal piggy bank.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 27, 2026 12:56 AM (EYbNS)
315
Meanwhile: Wildfire in Spain’s La Vall d’Uixó spreads across thousands of hectares, forcing evacuations.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNqtCsCqCD8
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 01:00 AM (3oLMy)
316
>>>The liar in chief says I have instituted a cease fire with Iran out of the goodness of my heart. To show Iran how good I am the military is allowing some Iranian missiles to get thru like the one that killed the three american soldiers recently. We are not running low on military hardware. Who are you gonna believe me or your lying eyes! 100 days till mid term election.
Posted by: raimondo
>Dude, you keep fucking that chicken. I can't wait until your next update.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 27, 2026 01:00 AM (3oLiU)
317
...Put tools and vehicles away. The ladder can stay there until I fire up the tractor, and tote it someplace else.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:00
Well done AOP. I got tired just reading that LOL.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 27, 2026 01:01 AM (55Qr6)
318 Everything you want to know about the Apollo lunar geological tools:
https://t.ly/LYCwW
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 01:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 27, 2026 01:06 AM (sAmhv)
321
Well, 2300 here. Had a busy day, After finishing the barn work, I came in, had a drink, and read the Gun Thread, then went back out and mowed a sector of the south yard. So I am due for a nap. Night, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 01:08 AM (1z8ji)
323
All I got done, was watering the yard & taking garbage can to the street... better than nothing, huh?
Oh, and I washed dishes. But that's *every* day...
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)
324
Yodels. And the thing I've noticed about them is at least at last check a few years back, they seem to have not changed a morsel.
I know there have been times in life where I insist something is not as good as it once was, and I have this "scientist" friend who tells me I just "think" it's changed, that it's a memory and nostalgia I'm chasing and my brain is fooling me because I'm different now.
Well ok smart guy - how come 25 years later Yodels taste EXACTLY PERFECTLY PRECISELY the same as always. And I'll be honest, once you've had enough European chocolate and cakes, many American ones utterly fail. But I still very occasionally love a damn good Yodel.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2026 01:23 AM (vE0+H)
325
90 Who was the great old-school baseball announcer in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Doof
Milo Hamilton.
Holy Toledo!
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 01:26 AM (An2iq)
Well for one I'm in a mini Crohn's flare as I lovingly call them - at least I hope that's all it is. Been trapped in it for a while, I am not suffering too terribly in comparison to the real deal, but I am kind of stuck for now on a diet of Ramen and chicken soup and whatever else I can get down and not feel too bad after. Off sick tomorrow trying to finally claw out of it after a busy couple months. I know many have many things worse, so just take it as me bitching.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2026 01:26 AM (vE0+H)
327
Bob Murphy and Gary Cohen were an absolute pleasure together. The Mets took baseball's greatest living radio announcer and moved him to TV, the dopes. I am thrilled he cashed in and I hate MLB now anyway but that was 20 years ago. The man is an absolutely astounding talent.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2026 01:28 AM (vE0+H)
328
Why didn’t the police immediately arrest not only the asshole blocking the camera, but the asshole who insulted the police?
Americans MUST UNQUESTIONABLY RESPECT police officers. They are always right.
Posted by: Michael Berry at July 27, 2026 01:29 AM (An2iq)
329
Ah it's The Ellipsis Show here at 1:30am on AoS. Damn I feel like crap right now. Gonna go get some crackers.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2026 01:29 AM (vE0+H)
330
Fvck Mike Brady and team of Oceanliner Designs with a full spread of Long Lance torpedoes.
Brilliant two hour documentary on YouTube,The Wilhelm Gustloff Tragedy, on the history and sinking of the German ship by the Soviet submarine S-13 as Admiral Donitz executed Hannibal to rescue Germans from the Soviet onslaught.
Until the end credits roll. Where Mike decides to deliver a sermon about how civilians keep dying in wars so he lists Myanmar, Israel, Gaza, and Iran among others. And all revenue from this video will go to support humanitarian relief that Mike never specifies verbally but we are treated to refugee scenes and white UN tents in what looks like Gaza.
And with the image of battered little teddy bear trapped in wrought iron fencing during this sermon, his deliberate Leni Riefenstahl use of a CGI bear in the documentary becomes clear. This is Green Helmet Guy levels of propagandization.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 01:31 AM (2GVsD)
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303 So, sitting in public, with a sign... what is the CHARGE for blocking the privately owned Flock Camera?
- - - - - - -
They don't just take pics, they record electronic data from all passing cell phones, vehicles, etc. So if you need to approach one, don't be a dummy and have your phone with you.
I foresee a burgeoning EMP countermeasures movement in the next few years... ;-)
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 27, 2026 12:34 AM (DJivS)
Also, bang on your legislators of all stripes to get rid of the things. It’s what I am doing.
In the meantime, also use Faraday cages.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 01:31 AM (An2iq)
332
285 In the mid-2000s, NASA started aggressively trying to block auctions and sales of such property that the astronauts kept.
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I would have drawn more attention to them and people would have asked, why do they keep doing the same thing over and over again?
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 01:32 AM (3oLMy)
IMO, your friend is in denial of the bean counters' enshittification of nearly all products over several years or decades.
Trim here, trim there. Do it again next year... and after a couple of decades, the product IS NOT even *close* to what it was, originally.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)
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233 A California guy had to fight off a shark that attacked him and could have lost his life. As was said, outside is trying to kill you. Alligators in Florida are bad enough but maybe you can out run them on shore. I sure as hell won't get in the water down there.
Posted by: Case
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 27, 2026 01:33 AM (jH+6J)
335
I never knew the WNBA had All-Stars, much less an All Star Game.
Angel Reese used to feature prominently on boxes of Reese’s Puffs. She looked utterly bitchy on them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 01:33 AM (An2iq)
336
IMO, your friend is in denial of the bean counters' enshittification of nearly all products over several years or decades.
Trim here, trim there. Do it again next year... and after a couple of decades, the product IS NOT even *close* to what it was, originally.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah that's pretty perceptive. He is unfortunately a default commie liberal who I convinced to vote for Trump over Kamala because he's in a trance, not completely dumbfuck stupid.
Although when it comes to politics he's well... completely dumbfuck stupid.
And I don't mind someone who doesn't like Republicans, other than basically Trump, they don't deserve to be liked... but my God he just absorbs the propaganda like a big stupid sponge. So trust me your observation fits.
Pretty much confirms what we thought of him. He was obsessed with his own fame and image, and had quite a celebrity fetish. And took any criticism of him personally, and as an attack on the Science.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 01:36 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 01:36 AM (w6EFb)
Did he too shower with Joe Biden?
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2026 01:38 AM (vE0+H)
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328 Why didn’t the police immediately arrest...
Interesting thing going on between ICE and a fellow they killed.
There is a big question on whether the ICE vehicles were marked and or had their lights on. Defense is saying no marked vehicle and no cop lights so the fellow did not know who was jamming him up therefore his actions were reactive to unknown assailants.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 27, 2026 01:39 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 01:41 AM (2GVsD)
341
Ellipsis-- I'm sorry you're dealing with Crohn's... ugh.
Tough to live on soup, boiled chicken and plain rice (or whatever you can tolerate-- by trial and error)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
342
Ellipsis-- I'm sorry you're dealing with Crohn's... ugh.
Tough to live on soup, boiled chicken and plain rice (or whatever you can tolerate-- by trial and error)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
Thank you, I appreciate that. BTW you have been in my prayers, when I pray which is not often enough.
I have been incredibly blessed after being quite ill most of my life up to surgery 16 years ago. So I try not to complain much but this one is getting to me. Every time I get in one I get this deep guttural fear it's gonna lead to some kind of abyss, or just a bad flare, but invariably it ends and I really have very little to complain about.
BTW, I made chicken soup today because I had some frozen shredded chicken, and cooked the heck out of the veg and its better than a kick up the ass.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2026 01:48 AM (vE0+H)
343 Just saw a clip of Elon talking about what they've learning in designing the Optimus robots.
He noted it turns out humans are designed pretty good for the task. He was talking about the hands, and why they're shaped the way they are, and why the muscles to control the fingers are in the forearm.
The current version of the Optimus hand has the actuators for the fingers in the hand. They're finding out it's far better to put them in the forearm, just like we have.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
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Multiple people shot in Seattle near the Space Needle, at least two dead. Why, don't know yet.
Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 11:39 PM (bqIVz)
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Grok knows why:
Early police radio described two outstanding suspects: one Arabic/Middle Eastern male in a gray shirt and light jeans; another Black male around 20 years old with shoulder-length blonde-tipped dreadlocks, jean jacket, black shirt/pants.
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Thank you for your prayers, Ellipsis. I'm touched. Bless you. Hope you get remission soon!
The Horde helps me to feel *not so alone* in the world.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
347 He said the human hand has about 25 degrees of freedom. The current Optimus hand design has 11. Next generation is going to put the actuators in the forearm and get those 25 degrees.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 01:57 AM (w6EFb)
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A third victim in the Seattle shooting has died.
These damn cities are just not fit to live in anymore.
Posted by: Case at July 27, 2026 01:57 AM (bqIVz)
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348 A third victim in the Seattle shooting has died.
These damn cities are just not fit to live in anymore.
Posted by: Case
scene cut:
NY/MADMANI smirking as he views the new (like 1960's Klingon he is).
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 27, 2026 02:03 AM (jH+6J)
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A third victim in the Seattle shooting has died.
These damn cities are just not fit to live in anymore.
Posted by: Case at July 27, 2026 01:57 AM (bqIVz)
They need to be hit with Centauri mass drivers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2026 02:03 AM (S41Gd)
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Have never been stung by a jellyfish, though have had close calls (suckers floating up against my leg, but no stinging cells touching). Always wore gloves/skin suits and never touched anything when skin or scuba diving. Common sense pays off.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2026 12:26
We were lightly stung by small jellyfish when swimming off an island at the end of Ixtapa. Just felt a little zap
Nice scuba diving there.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 27, 2026 02:15 AM (55Qr6)
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The U.S. needs to stop recognizing islam as a "religion"
IMO.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)
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The U.S. needs to stop recognizing islam as a "religion"
IMO.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)
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Wasting time.
A Constitutional Amendment is needed to explicitly ban Islam in any flavor and establish a generic definition of any other currently known belief systems which are incompatible with the Constitution.
A Constitutional Amendment is needed to explicitly ban Islam in any flavor and establish a generic definition of any other currently known belief systems which are incompatible with the Constitution.
Nothing less.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Baby steps.
First, remove their tax-exempt status (as a "religion")
Then, allow them to be demonized as much as Jews and Christians in all media.
And THEN, be *able* to get that amendment in place.
Or something like that. It ain't gonna turn on a dime, much I'd personally wish it so.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
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This is not so much a musical recommendation per se, as a cultural artifact that I am constantly reminded of with The Odyssey in the news. It's very cheesy and has been parodied in pop culture, e.g. by Family Guy; but that's because it's from 1976 in the Soviet Union, when opera-trained Eduard Khil didn't dare just use provocative words like an American musician would. (Your daily reminder that socialism is slavery.)
How to describe the particular joy of "a cowboy riding home to his wife on the farm," without words? (That's the Homer connection: home at last.) He had only his vocal and physical expressiveness, so he hammed it up.
RealPapaPit - Mr. Trololo original upload
https://youtu.be/oavMtUWDBTM
"Eduard Khil: The Soviet Union Pop Star Who Became a Meme"
Mental Floss:
https://tinyurl.com/43p5b6jb
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 02:40 AM (Sy6m/)
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Hi JQ, the cookout was really nice, I came home and read for a while and then dozed off on the couch for a bit. We have enjoyed a really nice stretch of weather here for the past week or so. Are things expected to cool off in your neck of the woods anytime soon?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 27, 2026 02:46 AM (ibDUx)
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Was cooler than expected here today, Debby. Smoke/haze blocked the blazing ball of heat-death! Too bad the air quality is poor. It's a nice break anyway.
Back to the mid-90s this week. Better than the 100s!
Hubby was a little better today, but worries me that he's more agitated lately. Combative and uncooperative with aides.. cursing.. ugh.
Gastro app't tomorrow for him, and hope also a consult with nursing home dr. re: calming meds.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
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Or something like that. It ain't gonna turn on a dime, much I'd personally wish it so.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
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No one is going to be convinced that Islam is not a religion. It is. It's an evil, totalitarian one.
Merriam-Webster:
religion noun re·li·gion ri-ˈli-jən
1: an organized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices
2:: commitment or devotion to a god or gods, a system of beliefs, or religious observance : the service and worship of a god, of multiple gods, or of the supernatural
3: an interest, cause, belief, or activity that is intensely or passionately held to
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>>islam qualifies on all 3 basic definitions.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
Sure. The MASQUERADE "qualifies"...
But anyone with more than a single brain cell KNOWS that it's fake.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
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Can't wait to hear people pointing at *allah* as some kind of flying spaghetti monster and all that...
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
374A Constitutional Amendment is needed to explicitly ban Islam in any flavor and establish a generic definition of any other currently known belief systems which are incompatible with the Constitution.
Nothing less.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 02:29 AM (skLNB)
I agree with the first part and would add to it, but disagree with the second and will explain why.
Tackling the second part first, I fear that "a generic definition" would be fertile ground for mischief, a bludgeon for the enemies of liberty to abuse. Their fellow travelers in corrupt courts would allow them to twist it to suppress those it was intended to protect.
Setting that aside.
We need two Constitutional amendments: one to explicitly ban Islam, strip its proponents of citizenship, and banish them; and another to do the same for Marxism (or maybe even for socialism in general). They don't necessarily have to go back to the Old Country, but they can't stay here.
Semisonic - Closing Time (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/xGytDsqkQY8
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 02:58 AM (Sy6m/)
375 Lion’s Mane jellyfish is unwanted off Cape Cod, which voted 61% for Kamala. What can I say? Go Lion’s Mane jellyfish!
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 27, 2026 02:59 AM (XJ22o)
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JQ, I remember those days with my hubs, his behavior was so very different from his true personality. I will pray for you and your Hubby, it is such a very sad disease. Thanks for the Steely Dan, happens to be one of my favorite old time albums, hub's too.
I'll never forgive W for peddling the Islam is a religion of peace nonsense.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 27, 2026 03:01 AM (ibDUx)
378 I'll never forgive W for peddling the Islam is a religion of peace nonsense.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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War On Terror.
What on earth was that supposed to mean?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 27, 2026 03:02 AM (XJ22o)
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We need two Constitutional amendments: one to explicitly ban Islam, strip its proponents of citizenship, and banish them; and another to do the same for Marxism (or maybe even for socialism in general). They don't necessarily have to go back to the Old Country, but they can't stay here.
Semisonic - Closing Time (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/xGytDsqkQY8
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 02:58 AM (Sy6m/)
So we are done. They win.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 03:10 AM (An2iq)
384 Has any other "major" religion ever been as destructive as Islam? It seems to be death cult. All about killing and dying, and not about living and prospering.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
youtu.be/Hx5ZlTyzU-k
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)
I linked this in the afternoon Food Thread: "Steely Ben" made an actually good lyrics video. I have seen many fan-made lyrics videos, and despair for the simple capacity of my fellow man to tell when a picture is attractive and words are legible. This meets and exceeds that standard:
Steely Dan - Home At Last (Lyrics Fanvid)
https://youtu.be/9EoM7qn2Cyk
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 03:13 AM (Sy6m/)
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Has any other "major" religion ever been as destructive as Islam? It seems to be death cult. All about killing and dying, and not about living and prospering.
Posted by: publius
Not in *modern times* that I'm aware of. Mesoamerican history might provide some similar examples, though.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 03:18 AM (rdVOm)
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Or not. I'm (obviously, to many) a history major.
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I swear the blog eats words sometimes... I don't type THAT fast!
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)
390So we are done. They win.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 03:10 AM (An2iq)
No. We don't 'need' a Constitutional amendment in the strictest sense, but SCOTUS is purposely designed to lag popular sentiment. I believe that a Congressional statute would be logically sufficient, but not institutionally sufficient. If you think that we could change the makeup of SCOTUS faster then getting an Amendment passed, then fine.
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 03:21 AM (Sy6m/)
391 The kicker is, if you cut down or disable the cameras, that just means they can buy more, and then buy cameras to watch the cameras, so if they are destroyed it actually helps the scam.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)
This is why you bang on your Legislators and other assorted government elected nitwits to take them down.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 03:21 AM (iPwkO)
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>> Mesoamerican history might provide some similar examples, though.
I was thinking about the "human sacrifice" religions, but thought maybe they wouldn't classify as "major religion".
But, heck, they do serve as a good example. What if some human sacrifice cult popped up here. That would not be tolerated. Well, hell, with the lunacy we have today, I wonder just what would actually happen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2026 03:22 AM (w6EFb)
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The 7th Century was a cruel world but they can't leave it behind
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 03:22 AM (Ia/+0)
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Its not unlike Marxism with promising rewards
Slavery, looting, robbing unbelievers, lies to get what you want and all gets you into heaven.
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 03:25 AM (Ia/+0)
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139 Red light cameras and such, - such a scam. One company provided the cameras, Red Tix or something like that. Municipalities would sign up, and garner a whopping 2% of ticket revenue.
No points on the driver license for offenders however. Because, it’s all about safety you see. Why can’t the cities put up their own damn cameras, and keep 100% of the fucking revenue?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:41 PM (gO+
The Texas Legislature banned them in 2019. When a local municipality tried to shake me down for $100 via a red light camera, they started sending threatening letters and such. Finally, I sent them - a copy of the law as passed by the Legislature and signed into law in 2019.
Haven’t heard from them since. If they send anything else my way, well, I’ll have them report to the TX AG to explain to him why they are hell bent on ignoring TX law.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 03:25 AM (iPwkO)
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>>I'll never forgive W for peddling the Islam is a religion of peace nonsense.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Yeah. Dubya fk'd us over in many ways. But Algore & J effin Karry were the alternatives... where would we be now, if THEY had ever been *residents?
The same or worse.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 03:27 AM (rdVOm)
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155 So, sitting in public, with a sign... what is the CHARGE for blocking the privately owned Flock Camera?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2026 10:50 PM (mP0Kj)
WE SHOULD BEAT THAT ASSHOLE TO DEATH TO SET AN EXAMPLE. WE DO WHAT WE WANT, WHEN WE WANT, WHY WE WANT.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WE SHOULD ARREST YOU!!! CHARGES???
Posted by: Police Officers at July 27, 2026 03:29 AM (An2iq)
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390 So we are done. They win.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 03:10 AM (An2iq)
No. We don't 'need' a Constitutional amendment in the strictest sense, but SCOTUS is purposely designed to lag popular sentiment. I believe that a Congressional statute would be logically sufficient, but not institutionally sufficient. If you think that we could change the makeup of SCOTUS faster then getting an Amendment passed, then fine.
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 03:21 AM (Sy6m/)
Fuck that. Abolish 1A. Isn’t that what you want? Isn’t that what people want here so long as it rids us of evil Muslims?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 03:33 AM (An2iq)
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There was a cultural shift to soften Islam back in the '60s, all of the peaceful and joyful hippie weddings featuring readings from the Koran. Those commie professors were hard at work way back then.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 27, 2026 03:36 AM (ibDUx)
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No, Cow Demon, don't be silly. As a Catholic, I'm well aware of the purpose of the 1A in protecting us from an establishment of Protestantism. (That was literally the point.) Do you by any chance have "identity complications"?
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 03:37 AM (Sy6m/)
I need to get horizontal too, tomorrow being a Monday.
Have a good day at work, Skip.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 27, 2026 03:48 AM (ibDUx)
405Police pull over to arrest Florida man—for blocking Flock camera on public sidewalk.
He's exercising his 1st Amendment right to protest. That's his protest sign. If there is no law on the books against his protest sign being so long, he's got a good case...
Is FLOCK a public company? Do they own the cameras? Do they have a right to be on public property and see whatever they want?
AI says (yeah, take with a grain of salt): "No Specific Laws: In Florida, there are currently no specific laws that permit individuals to block or disable Flock cameras in public spaces."
Does that means there are no laws that specifically prevent a protestor from blocking said cameras as part of his 1st Amendment-protected right of peaceful protest? Hmmm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 03:48 AM (l3cgK)
406Social Security has just about six years before it may need to start reducing retirement benefits — unless Congress acts sooner.
Oh? Does that mean I actually have chance of collecting some before I shed this mortal coil?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 03:54 AM (l3cgK)
My son was on his school's track team for a year...some of the kids thought it'd be funny getting shirts with the abbreviated names of countries...
Two kids purposefully got Germany (GER) and Niger (NIG) and ran next to each other making a crude racist word...and that word wasn't GERNIG either...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 03:56 AM (l3cgK)
408Tonight's ONT brought to you by entrepreneurship by proxy
Hah! Yeah, that'll be trouble some day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 03:58 AM (l3cgK)
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Making sausage, egg and cheese on English muffin
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:14 AM (Ia/+0)
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Making sausage, egg and cheese on English muffin
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:14 AM (Ia/+0)
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400 No, Cow Demon, don't be silly. As a Catholic, I'm well aware of the purpose of the 1A in protecting us from an establishment of Protestantism. (That was literally the point.) Do you by any chance have "identity complications"?
Posted by: SciVo at July 27, 2026 03:37 AM (Sy6m/)
I do. Just not the way you think.
I’m one of those weirdos who think the Constitution means something and is worth defending. (I will pause to let you roll your eyes.). Now, while I am 100% sympathetic with the idea that when you let people immigrate here, it’s a good idea that they be put on notice that people here eat pork, women do wear dresses that show more than the ankle, and if you practice your religion and leave others alone, you’ll be left alone. And that you need to conform to OUR way of living, not we to you. I also believe in 1A. I am trying to reconcile the two which is NOT easy. If that offends you…so be it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 27, 2026 04:29 AM (An2iq)
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410 Making sausage, egg and cheese on English muffin
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:14 AM (Ia/+0)
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I assume you're not doing this horizontally.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:24 AM (DGD6U)
Not on a weekday, I would think.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:31 AM (faghi)
Gun Thread: Final July Edition!
Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be the Final July Edition? Coming soon: August Editions!
Programming Note: I have a bunch of great content from you guys and gals in the ol' inbox and promise I will get to it soon. Like starting after next Sunday soon. Pinky swear! This has really turned out to be a wacky summer for us, schedule-wise, and I invariably find myself putting them together at the last minute. Apologies to those who have taken the time to send stuff in, and thank you for your patience!
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
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FUNdamentals
Are you practicing your fundamentals? Hmmm? Every single time you shoot, people. Every single time you shoot.
With luck, noted shooting video critic GWB will be here to give us his thoughts on the following.
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More Pimp Guns
Gotta say, I am not a fan of the polished finish. Do you like it?
and...
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CMP News!
Get your M14 from the CMP! Courtesy of our pal RedMindBlueState. I mean the link is courtesy of RMBS. He's not buying everyone an M14, that I know of.
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US&S M1911A1
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So F'n Cool
Who thinks SpaceX will attempt to tow the ship to Australia?
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Our Pal Plutonium
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Musical Interlude
Brushy One String and Ganga Wata.
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Highway Patrol!
This week's episode: Motorcycle A. Recognize anyone familiar?
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The Head!
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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
Cigarsinternational.com Cigarpage.com Famous-smoke.com Cigarsdaily.com Neptunecigar.com Smallbatchcigar.com Bobalu Cigar Company Cigarbid.com Nicks Cigar WorldNew!A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!
Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!
That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
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"According to the CMP, the rifles will be sold under a special authorization that allows the organization to modify and transfer surplus M14 rifles in compliance with federal law. The rifles offered for sale will not be machine guns. Instead, they will be permanently converted to semi-automatic operation prior to transfer."
I might have to put my name on the list to get one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)
10Little over two months to Corsicana ... can you feel the excitement?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:02 PM
Booked my flight yesterday.
Soon....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (Wnv9h)
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I guess you didn't get my email about the spawn and her Nationals results.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:05 PM (abScH)
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I guess you didn't get my email about the spawn and her Nationals results.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV)
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I did. Will add it for next week.
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 07:06 PM (lTr5A)
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I guess you didn't get my email about the spawn and her Nationals results.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 07:04 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, lurking about at July 26, 2026 07:10 PM (sAmhv)
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Be advised that if any of Weasel's comments this evening are a little 'off' or 'out there', or seem like unplanned lateral excursions, he has consumed mass quantities of Peanut M&Ms within the last couple of hours, including the now-forbidden blue, and worse, brown ones.
Like acid, you want to avoid brown M&Ms.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)
20Content: noun -- readable data and opinion that is always promised by AoSHQ cobloggers, but rarely appears.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 07:08 PM
To be fair, MisHum seems to do a pretty good job regarding this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)
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"According to the CMP, the rifles will be sold under a special authorization that allows the organization to modify and transfer surplus M14 rifles in compliance with federal law. The rifles offered for sale will not be machine guns. Instead, they will be permanently converted to semi-automatic operation prior to transfer."
I might have to put my name on the list to get one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)
Better start saving your pennies, then. Battlefield Curator said that prices would be between $2,500 and $4,000 depending on manufacturer and condition.
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation.
Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (LGZQv)
2523 I look forward to seeing all of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:16 PM (abScH)
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation.
Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (LGZQv)
Oh, that sucks, sir. Best wishes for finding a new place!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM (abScH)
30Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation.
Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM
Doing the moving thing myself in a couple of weeks. Moving ammo was a task.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM (Wnv9h)
31Just hope to be ensconced in a new apartment before Corsicana.
Will keep you appraised S'nore!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:19 PM (LGZQv)
I have a vacant rental you can look at -- might be a bit of a commute for you, though...
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Ben Had, because I was making pizza dough and Kuchen batter: I used coriander and fennel instead of cumin in my link sausage, to go with the onion and apple.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 07:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:24 PM (abScH)
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I'd like to file a complaint* about last week's movie. The Amazing Colossal Man ended so lame and without resolution (what about the wife? what happened to his body? what about justice for that guy he killed?), if I had snuck into the theater in 1957 and seen that, I would have asked for my quarter back.
Well, at least it probably lowered my expectations for entertainment value of The Head!
*Not complaining about Weasel. Just complaining about the lame-ass 1950s SF junk. Or, slop, as the kids call it nowadays.
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A little more than 2 months til Corsicana...wow.
No worries, have our reservation and the reservations before and after TX, as ours will be a 16 day driving trip. Looking forward to seeing everyone...And relaxing a bit.
Scube, I feel your pain as I am doing the same thing. Just think of it as getting you ready to move to FL.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR)
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CMP M-14s? Wowza! I wonder if they will get flooded with orders and will have to use a lottery system to allocate them, like they did with the surplus 1911s a few years ago?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 07:29 PM (1viUA)
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whig: Thank you for your tips last week about my Mossberg Patriot bolt not feeding. I tried cycling the bolt at home more carefully, and there were no failures (despite several at the range last Saturday). So either I was going too fast or not pulling it back far enough. I'll call it operator error.
I also want to work on pulling the trigger more smoothly, so I got a couple snapcaps to practice at home. . . .
Posted by: frammish at July 26, 2026 07:29 PM (rcENI)
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Doing the moving thing myself in a couple of weeks. Moving ammo was a task.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Wait, what? NH bound?
I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)
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Just complaining about the lame-ass 1950s SF junk. Or, slop, as the kids call it nowadays."
The 60s were no better...
"Panic in Year Zero"
Posted by: man at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (cGjQu)
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Having done it once, firing a M-14 full-auto is not for the faint-of-heart.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)
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31 I have a vacant rental you can look at -- might be a bit of a commute for you, though...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM
Yeah, a 17 hour commute can take some getting used to ;-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:31 PM (LGZQv)
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RMBS, if the property is everything you want, go for it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:32 PM (abScH)
46Wait, what? NH bound?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM
Not just yet. See, me, at 41. I'm taking the RMBS Mom's advice to stay with her for a bit when my lease ends so I don't have to worry about breaking a lease when I find a house.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)
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35 Scube, I feel your pain as I am doing the same thing. Just think of it as getting you ready to move to FL.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:26 PM
I am. Already have given 3 bags of clothes and a bunch of sweaters and winter coats to my SIL to donate to her church.
And in September I have some very expensive suits I will be donating as well.
I want to take as little with me to Florida as possible
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM (LGZQv)
48
The Grateful, how is the house progressing,?
Posted by: Ben Had
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We have progress! Land has been tested and soil passes and no rock! First hurdle passed. Need to get the rains to stop there and move north to VA. Footers are supposed to happen next week. Permit for the long driveway has been approved and is underway. Hope to go down in a couple weeks when they start framing.
I am smiling just thinking about it.
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41 Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM
No, but take a look at it anyway. It just might be what you want.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:34 PM (LGZQv)
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Not just yet. See, me, at 41. I'm taking the RMBS Mom's advice to stay with her for a bit when my lease ends so I don't have to worry about breaking a lease when I find a house.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Very sound advice. Your mother is a wise woman.
51
If CMP M-14s appear, is there any chance for CMP M-16A1s/A2s to follow? I doubt it because M-16s of all kinds are still in service (even if they aren't in front line use anymore), but it's a nice dream, isn't it?
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:35 PM (BCwQW)
52RMBS, if the property is everything you want, go for it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:32 PM
I have yet to put eyes on it, but it does look good. 1810 farmhouse, 2 acres, and very well modernized while keeping the original character. I plan to look at it next weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM (Wnv9h)
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48 Hope to go down in a couple weeks when they start framing.
I am smiling just thinking about it.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM
Fingers crossed for a nice stress free build. Happy for you making the move. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM (LGZQv)
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I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Go look at it. Don't regret not doing so.
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RMBS, you know the most important room in a new house is the kitchen, right !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM (abScH)
56Very sound advice. Your mother is a wise woman.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:35 PM
*nods* She is. I've just been too used to my independence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM (Wnv9h)
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I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)
If you hesitate, I don't think it'll be due to the location.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM (BCwQW)
58RMBS, you know the most important room in a new house is the kitchen, right !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:38 PM
Looking at the listing pics, the kitchen is great. Gas stove, real vent hood...all the right goodies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:36 PM
Do it, and do not have regrets like me.
To think I had a chance to buy a 2 bedroom walk up in Hoboken in the early 90's for around 250k and passed on it because I did not think I could afford it.
It would have been paid off by now and worth close to a million now. *bangs head against wall*
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:40 PM (LGZQv)
To think I had a chance to buy a 2 bedroom walk up in Hoboken in the early 90's for around 250k and passed on it because I did not think I could afford it.
It would have been paid off by now and worth close to a million now. *bangs head against wall*
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:40 PM
*fistbump*
Looking at it next weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)
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CMP M-14s? Wowza! I wonder if they will get flooded with orders and will have to use a lottery system to allocate them, like they did with the surplus 1911s a few years ago?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 07:29 PM
Pretty sure that is what is going to happen. There were only a little over 1 million M-14's made and I doubt that the Army has a tenth of that number left that they can turn over to the CMP. Out of those about half are not gong to be serviceable and will most likely be used for parts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:42 PM (0N4FZ)
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Evening, Weasel, and Gun Thread Horde! Sipping on a well-earned Caesar after spending the last 6 hours in the Sun, rehanging the hayloft door to my barn. Got 'er done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:46 PM (1z8ji)
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I saw the video about the CMBS M-14's yesterday. I still want an M1 Garand but might check out the M-14 instead. ;-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:48 PM (LGZQv)
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Pretty sure that is what is going to happen. There were only a little over 1 million M-14's made and I doubt that the Army has a tenth of that number left that they can turn over to the CMP. Out of those about half are not gong to be serviceable and will most likely be used for parts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:42 PM (0N4FZ)
Don't forget that Uncle Bill sent several hundred thousand M-14s to their end with "Captain Crunch" in the late 1990s. Supposedly, that was about a third of the total production run right there. M-14s were brought out of retirement for the GWOT in Iraq and Afghanistan as "temporary" DMRs. Although the M110 variants were supposed to replace them, nowhere near enough were procured from KAC and H&K to replace all of the M14s fielded.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:41 PM
Good luck, let us know what you think about it.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM (LGZQv)
66 For me, this thread is like walking into a bar when you don't drink.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM (O0L8i)
67
Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation.
Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM (LGZQv)
It's a real mystery why a new NYC landlord would not want paying tenants...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:50 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:52 PM (abScH)
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67 It's a real mystery why a new NYC landlord would not want paying tenants...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:50 PM
I think because they are something that starts with the letter M and end with the letter M.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:52 PM (LGZQv)
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I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)
Would you have to drive the entire 65 miles, or might there be a train station with free Park&Ride somewhere in between?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:53 PM (1z8ji)
71Good luck, let us know what you think about it.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM
Will do.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)
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51 If CMP M-14s appear, is there any chance for CMP M-16A1s/A2s to follow? I doubt it because M-16s of all kinds are still in service (even if they aren't in front line use anymore), but it's a nice dream, isn't it?
Posted by: Ed L
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CMP is required to do some permanent modifications to the M-14 receivers before allowing their sale to prevent them from being made select fire again. And those are forged steel, so I doubt that anondized aluminum receivers of the M-16 will allow the same leeway--easier just to build with GI parts on a CMP marked receiver lower that has no drilling and machining for select fire.
Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones.
Good luck with the house hunting RMBS and the build The Grateful.
Look forward to chatting with you folks next weekend!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (LGZQv)
74Would you have to drive the entire 65 miles, or might there be a train station with free Park&Ride somewhere in between?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 07:53 PM
I could pick up a train or a nice commuter bus, but I really prefer the flexibility of driving.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)
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>>I could pick up a train or a nice commuter bus, but I really prefer the flexibility of driving.
You'll have lots of company. For a number of years I did the opposite, lived in Boston and had an office in NH. You get used to the drive, it's not that bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)
77We have progress! Land has been tested and soil passes and no rock! First hurdle passed. Need to get the rains to stop there and move north to VA. Footers are supposed to happen next week. Permit for the long driveway has been approved and is underway. Hope to go down in a couple weeks when they start framing.
I am smiling just thinking about it.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 07:33 PM (XfIK1)
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I could pick up a train or a nice commuter bus, but I really prefer the flexibility of driving.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)
I expect that parking in downtown Boston is very expensive, unless your employer offers free parking. But if you could find a free park&ride 15-20 miles out, you could sort of have your cake and eat it, too. You want to go to an evening ball game? Ride the train out to your park&ride, hop in the car, head back downtown (counter to the rush hour traffic flow), park near Fenway, go to the game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 08:01 PM (1z8ji)
80Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 07:55 PM
This is the way.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)
81For me, this thread is like walking into a bar when you don't drink.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 07:49 PM (O0L8i)
I can't remember, since I've slept since last year -- but will we see you in Corsicana?
83I could pick up a train or a nice commuter bus, but I really prefer the flexibility of driving.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)
8482 Thanks S'puppy, looking forward to hosting either/or a TN MoMe or travelers on their way to/from the TX MoMe
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 08:02 PM (XfIK1)
Imma hold you to both of those either/or conditionals, because that's what I do.
85
39 whig: Thank you for your tips last week about my Mossberg Patriot bolt not feeding. I tried cycling the bolt at home more carefully, and there were no failures (despite several at the range last Saturday). So either I was going too fast or not pulling it back far enough. I'll call it operator error.
I also want to work on pulling the trigger more smoothly, so I got a couple snapcaps to practice at home. . . .
Posted by: frammish
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Glad to hear. And repeated use of snap caps to dry fire is actually a good way to break in trigger mechanism surfaces. Easiest way, for example, to do a 'trigger' job on a revolver is simply snap firing it with snap caps over and over again.
I use snap caps (or sometimes dummy rounds if I don't want to worry about trigger issues) to diagnose problems on feeding without worrying about a live round problem.
Eventually as your action slicks up by repeated use of the bolt which does the same as dry firing a pistol/revolver, you learn both the manual of arms by heart and can develop a feel for when feeding goes smoothly or you moved too fast and have an empty chamber.
A good gunsmith can speed breaking in an action but a bad one can do damage.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 08:07 PM (viF8m)
87You'll have lots of company. For a number of years I did the opposite, lived in Boston and had an office in NH. You get used to the drive, it's not that bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 07:59 PM
You had a good reverse commute. We have a few team members who live in NH. It works.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:07 PM (Wnv9h)
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Nice bus? Is there such a thing?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 26, 2026 08:03 PM (xVpNO)
There are several charter outfits that provide long haul buses to and from the suburbs well beyond the Washington DC Beltway (approximately 40 miles outside of DC) to places like the Pentagon.
It's theoretical. Like parking near Fenway.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 08:07 PM
From what my friends tell me, it's a good ride. Clean, quiet tour bus with free WiFi. But it's still subject to traffic. I can do that in my own car.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:09 PM (Wnv9h)
90I expect that parking in downtown Boston is very expensive, unless your employer offers free parking. But if you could find a free park&ride 15-20 miles out, you could sort of have your cake and eat it, too. You want to go to an evening ball game? Ride the train out to your park&ride, hop in the car, head back downtown (counter to the rush hour traffic flow), park near Fenway, go to the game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 08:01 PM
It's pricey, but it's a job perk, so I'm good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Wnv9h)
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>>You had a good reverse commute. We have a few team members who live in NH. It works.
Had an office on Summer Street for a few years. It seemed like half the office lived in NH or the Cape believe it or not. Even had one guy who lived in Newport.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 08:10 PM (viF8m)
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80 Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 07:55 PM
This is the way.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I have other more worn shooter grade rifles that I can shoot and frankly I did get more of a kick firing older bolt action milsurps than the pristine WWII era CMP Garand.
That is why I am glad CMP is making replica Garand receivers (or were the last time I checked so you can shoot the replica until you wear the finish off.
If I can ever fire heavier centerfire rifles again, I might eventually want a replica Garand from the ground up in 308.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)
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>>From what my friends tell me, it's a good ride. Clean, quiet tour bus with free WiFi. But it's still subject to traffic. I can do that in my own car.
Good luck. House sounds nice, I hope it works out for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:12 PM (lTr5A)
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81 For me, this thread is like walking into a bar when you don't drink.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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You are never too old to pick up a new vice and guns are better than most.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:12 PM (E4rtv)
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Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 07:55 PM (E4rtv)
Word.
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2026 08:12 PM (LHPAg)
97With luck, noted shooting video critic GWB will be here to give us his thoughts on the following. Hey now! LOL.
98Had an office on Summer Street for a few years. It seemed like half the office lived in NH or the Cape believe it or not. Even had one guy who lived in Newport.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 08:10 PM
My office is a few buildings over from City Hall. One of my people comes in from Portsmouth, RI. He gets the commute award.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:13 PM (Wnv9h)
Continuing the adventure of using ChatGPT to provide analysis of my shooting, suggestions for training and drills for improvement. I don't believe it is anything different I have heard some of you advise before - it seems interesting it can look at the pictures of the targets and then develop analysis of what is going on compared to the weeks before and then tie it into a training package and documentation. Went to the range yesterday - continued working with the S&W M&P 2.0 Compact Carry Comp particularly working on grip controls and making improvements. I was also shooting a S&W Victory 22lr - I like the pistol but haven't found good ammunition for it. I used Winchester / Remington bulk ammo which was not a problem for my Marlin 22 rifle but the pistol could barely get through a magazine without jamming the outgoing casing before loading the next round. The Federal I tried was better this time but out of 60 rounds still had 5 faults - 2 were the failed to eject and the other 3 were the slide not returning all the way to home, and not firing. Having a lot of fun though.
Posted by: Lurking in Garland at July 26, 2026 08:14 PM (j9Bn5)
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If I ever need to grab a rifle fast for general around-the-neighborhood work, it'll be my Springfield M1A.
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:14 PM (lTr5A)
101RMBS - get a helicopter!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:12 PM
*sigh*
Sadly, that's out of my tax bracket.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:14 PM (Wnv9h)
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Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 07:55 PM (E4rtv)
This being the M1 carbine, in .30 cal, as opposed to the M1 Garand in 30-06?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 08:16 PM (1z8ji)
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With luck, noted shooting video critic GWB will be here to give us his thoughts on the following.
Hey now! LOL.
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 08:13 PM (VuBLp)
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Been waiting all week to say that!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:16 PM (lTr5A)
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RMBS - get a helicopter!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:12 PM
*sigh*
Sadly, that's out of my tax bracket.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:14 PM (Wnv9h)
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Steal a helicopter?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:17 PM (lTr5A)
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I was also shooting a S&W Victory 22lr - I like the pistol but haven't found good ammunition for it.
Posted by: Lurking in Garland
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Try CCI-Mini Mags unless your owner's manual forbid them. Start with the 40gr, CCI has better quality control for their 22 LR than the plinking Winchester or Remington or even Federal bulk packages do in 22 LR.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)
106
Good evening gubthreaders and all the ships at sea!
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 08:18 PM (NlEaG)
107It's pricey, but it's a job perk, so I'm good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Wnv9h)
I find myself once again in the job market, and I will consider paid parking as one of my negotiating conditions thanks to this conversation. (I've never paid for parking --except temporarily as a traveling consultant -- and at my age, I'm not excited about doing so.)
108
Posted by: Lurking in Garland at July 26, 2026 08:14 PM (j9Bn5)
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Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:18 PM (lTr5A)
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RMBS - get a helicopter!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:12 PM
*sigh*
Sadly, that's out of my tax bracket.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:14 PM (Wnv9h)
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Steal a helicopter?
Posted by: Weasel
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Autocorrect is evil...I'm sure what Weasel meant was "borrow" a helicopter....
110
This being the M1 carbine, in .30 cal, as opposed to the M1 Garand in 30-06?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No, there really was never a military M1A as Springfield Armory (company not the federal arsenal), made it up as a tradename. Springfield (the company) at first used surplus M-14 GI parts with (IIRC) M-14 receivers until the Hughes Amendment passed in 1986, then developed their own ( cannot honestly remember whether forged or cast) receivers to replace the GI ones. Since then, I don't think Springfield uses any GI parts anymore. And they have different variants like the Tanker version with a short barrel, and so on. That the real M-14 did not.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:21 PM (E4rtv)
111
Well, my Caesar has inexplicably evaporated. I am going to head out and do a few orbits on the mower, now that I have cooled off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 08:22 PM (1z8ji)
112
Lurking in Garland, there is this thing called the TXMoMe where you can come and shoot under the best tutelage around.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 08:22 PM (abScH)
Finishing a Romeo y Julieta No. 2 (Hecho en Cuba) I picked up sort of by mistake in St Bart’s more than a year ago. It’s fine but nothing special for my (barbarian, pedestrian) palate.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2026 08:23 PM (QPjUO)
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@ 30 Short one for me. Spending the next couple weekends cleaning out my apartment as my landlord has sold the house and the new owners do not want a tenant.
So looking for a new place and going through 11 years of accumulation. Of course my toys and the ammo are not being thrown out so no dumpster diving for you folks!!! LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2026 07:17 PM
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Doing the moving thing myself in a couple of weeks. Moving ammo was a task. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 07:22 PM (Wnv9h) __________________________
Guess I'm in the club, too. Just found out my apt. complex won't renew my lease 'cos I don't make 3X the monthly rent. WTF? At least I have time to look, 'cos the lease isn't done 'til 06012026. Small favors, yes … ? I hate these goddamn people.
Posted by: Dr_No at July 26, 2026 08:24 PM (ayRl+)
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The M-14 replaced the Garand as the main battle rifle and the 308 aka 7.62x51 NATO (in the M-14) replaced the 30-06. But due to production problems, the M-14 lagged in replacing the Garand with a lot of Army units years later still having Garands instead of M-14s like in Berlin.
So with a hot war in Vietnam and M-16's being used by the USAF to replace the M1 Carbine, MacNamara, Sec of Def, replaced the M-14 with the M-16 and shortly after the M-16 was altered into the M-16A1 from lessons in combat in Vietnam.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:24 PM (E4rtv)
116
Kindltot, saw earlier you made three gallons of Apple juice. Was that with the new barrel press?
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 08:25 PM (sl73Y)
117For me, this thread is like walking into a bar when you don't drink.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Where the patrons seem a tad odd, but not unfriendly?
Saturday morning was range time with MAE and LazyMessenger. Gentlemen both. I shot my Springfield Armory EMP Ronin and my Ruger Mark IV. And Mark’s shotty. Because shotguns make me happy.
Today was spent with son #1 at the National Hot Rod Association PNW NAationals. American flags waving, a prayer of thanks and safety to begin, the Star Spangled Banner and Top Fuel. These hot rods go 335 mph in 3.5 seconds. They are loud. They burn jet fuel. They are not green.
Any time you wear hearing protection twice in one weekend for different activities, it’s a win.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 08:27 PM (yEz+x)
120
The high level polish looks gay to me. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
My shit is all banged up in a holster or bag. I'm certainly not putting my unpolished firearm in a display case.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 08:28 PM (3oLiU)
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Both the M-14 and the Krag were ill starred replacements that served as a bridge to newer and longer lasting variants. The M-14 gave way to the M-16 which is still in broad use sixty years later in the military, the Krag gave way to the Springfield 1903 which likewise had decades long service.
The M-14 was the first general issue select fire (and it showed) for the US military, but the M-16 did that better and cheaper. The Krag was the first bolt action repeater but again, the Springfield with stripper clips did it better and faster than you could reload a Krag.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)
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Range this past week was an instructional trip, mostly, hockey buddy’s sister in law and grown spawn needed some basic introductory help with handguns. SiL had a Sig 360 she’d never shot. It’s first time i touched one too, was impressed with mild recoil for the small size and weight.
Racking and controls were challenging as the thing is so small. But can see why they’re popular carry pieces.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2026 08:28 PM (QPjUO)
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sra blaster and I had an interesting adventure in flying with firearms.
So we flew to Atlanta Thursday night. But not on the airline we had intended to. We had tickets on Frontier, and had a case with 2 carry pistols in it in the checked bag.
First - Frontier at IAD totally takes your word for it that you are following FAA regulations. I did give them the magic words - unloaded, in a locked case, ammo separate in original box They do not open the case. They only wanted me to open the bag to see that there were locks on the case. They give you the card to lay on top of the case. That was interesting.
But then that flight got delayed. And delayed again. Like probably not going to fly this flight delayed (Narrator: it did end up flying 4 and a half hours late).
So we talked to the Frontier agent to ensure we could get our bag before canceling the flight to get another. He said he could.
Then we checked in with United which always takes a ton of time with firearms at IAD. But we made that flight. Hooray.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 08:28 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:29 PM (LMRVO)
125
120 The high level polish looks gay to me. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
My shit is all banged up in a holster or bag. I'm certainly not putting my unpolished firearm in a display case.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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BBQ guns are a custom in some parts of the country----the civilized part. So guns at such a party are a fashion accessory just as clothing is.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:29 PM (E4rtv)
126
Why did they switch to 7.62 over 30.06 and was it a good choice?
127
M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only"
Nicely made, but... it's a kick.
Posted by: man at July 26, 2026 08:29 PM (XuXeR)
128
Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at J
Consider how many years longer on that commute. After 25 years, my Providence to Boston commute grew by half again from traffic changes.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 08:30 PM (sl73Y)
129Autocorrect is evil...I'm sure what Weasel meant was "borrow" a helicopter....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 08:21 PM
He had it right. Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location. Checks out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:30 PM (Wnv9h)
130Continuing the adventure of using ChatGPT to provide analysis of my shooting, suggestions for training and drills for improvement.
I'm a skeptic of the current "AI ALL THE THINGS!!" mindset but I'm interesting in hearing how that goes for you. A friend tells me that he used some LLM for ballistic analysis and it felt the need to append little messages about gun violence to its replies.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2026 08:31 PM (vTZFs)
131
Speaking of pimp guns - if I got a Desert Eagle, it would have to be gold tiger stripe.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 08:31 PM (NlEaG)
132
Autocorrect is evil...I'm sure what Weasel meant was "borrow" a helicopter....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 08:21 PM
He had it right. Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location. Checks out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:30 PM (Wnv9h)
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Just bring it back with a full tank...
133Consider how many years longer on that commute. After 25 years, my Providence to Boston commute grew by half again from traffic changes.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 08:30 PM
Maybe 10. After that I'm on my time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:32 PM (Wnv9h)
134
I got snap caps to learn how to load and such my two guns. Took some time to realize I was holding the charging handle (?) and not letting it go to properly reload.
Wednesday is pony penning and my road gets closed about 5am. I leave for work about 6:30. I think they will let me out.
Despite the injunction, no one will sell me an AR pistol online. My local FFL says Radical might have one 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 08:32 PM (T8bqm)
135
I'm a little confused on M14s being NFA. Wikipedia tells me the M14 was semi-auto (except for some variants). Why would it be NFA?
136
Racking and controls were challenging as the thing is so small. But can see why they’re popular carry pieces.
Posted by: rhomboid
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There are push-pull techniques for the heavier, often doubled recoil springs on compacts that work ok for people with less hand strength--you just have to orient properly in the safe direction while doing it.
Controls are stiff on a lot of new production nowadays--in part I think due to casting rather than forged parts. Best way to break those in is by operating the slide and dry firing over and over again and using the controls. A small dot of light machine oil, remoil, etc. on the control surface mechanism can also help when working out.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv)
137
Good evening all.
No gun stuff to report except I'm getting serious about the S&W Bodyguard 2. Checked prices and with the factory installed Viridian optic it is $600. Seems reasonable.
Good luck to Scubs, RMBS, Grateful and TRex on your Real Estate endeavors. Streasful, but so rewarding in the end. I found shedding years and years of unnecessary stuff very cathartic.
138
I did hold a Glock and SD40. The SD felt much better in my hand.
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 08:33 PM (T8bqm)
139
My one airline firearms experience was very easy. Just showed the locked case and signed a form affirming that I am not an idiot - well in this specific context anyway (unloaded etc). But it was Alaska Jetways, in Alaska, so. Luggage area up there on the way in had lots of rifle cases of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2026 08:35 PM (QPjUO)
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135 I'm a little confused on M14s being NFA. Wikipedia tells me the M14 was semi-auto (except for some variants). Why would it be NFA?
Posted by: GWB
M-14's started as select fire as they were designed to replace both the Garand AND the BAR--a floor wax and dessert topping approach. Unfortunately, they were not that controllable (as the design was a modified Garand) in select fire so the military issued orders to only shoot them semi auto and pulled the components for select fire. That being said, the receiver is still set up to run full auto and under the ruling by BATF, once a machine gun, always a machine gun, required either welding and machining the ability to convert the receiver to full auto, or making a new semi auto only receiver that is incapable of fitting select fire parts in the trigger mechanism.
Hi Ben Had - I missed last years TX MO ME but I made it to the previous 3. Looking forward to it this year!
Posted by: Lurking in Garland at July 26, 2026 08:37 PM (j9Bn5)
143
If you dig around and use the words M-14 and full automatic or select fire for videos from the trials, I think you can see why the military put in semi auto trigger kits. And why the Soviets and Germans used intermediate power cartridges for their AK-47 or the STG-44 so that full auto did not result in controllability issues with conscript troops.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:38 PM (E4rtv)
144
Thanks whig, I mentioned some of this to the 360 owner, and actually noted the gun loosening up a bit even from the 100+ rounds we put through it that day.
I urged her to take a basic handgun class, get a snake for routine cleaning, and not over-clean it, while following the manual re lubrication.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2026 08:40 PM (QPjUO)
145
No gun stuff to report except I'm getting serious about the S&W Bodyguard 2. Checked prices and with the factory installed Viridian optic it is $600. Seems reasonable.
Good luck to Scubs, RMBS, Grateful and TRex on your Real Estate endeavors. Streasful, but so rewarding in the end. I found shedding years and years of unnecessary stuff very cathartic.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2026 08:33 PM
I can recommend the S&W bodyguard 2.0 without reservation. It is what the Glock 42 and the bodyguard 1.0 should have been. Mine has plain iron sights and shot fine for me before cataract surgery.
I am still waiting for glock to come out with a modified 42 to accept larger capacity magazines and the folks over at shield arms to make a 15 round one like they did for the 43X.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 08:41 PM (0N4FZ)
146
Also if people want a shooter instead of a collectible M-14, just get an M1A from Springfield with all new parts and designed from the get go for semi auto only. Probably be cheaper than the CMP ones.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 07:55 PM
(Sputters with rage)
But it won't have gen-u-wine GI parts! And some of those new parts will have been made with modern manufacturing methods!
Not to mention the old world craftsmanship that the master gunsmiths at TRW used!
Posted by: Chubby Guy in a Camo T-shirt at July 26, 2026 08:42 PM (1viUA)
147
Why did they switch to 7.62 over 30.06 and was it a good choice?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 08:29 PM (MWfyi)
Because 7.62mm X 51 was a compromise round to make a NATO standard small arms cartridge. The US really wanted to retain .30-06, but the Brits wanted the .276 round for their EM-2 bullpup. FN (IIRC) put forward an 8mm round similar to the 7.92mm Kurz used in the German StG 44. But because the US was the biggest spender on the block for NATO in the early 1950s, the US had the most influence at the time. Therefore, NATO adopted the 7.62mm X 51 round as NATO standard. As you might expect out of a compromise, it's a decent round, but it's not the "best" in any particular application. As a result, everyone felt a bit cheated (some more so than others (i.e. the Brits)), but learned to live with the round.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 08:42 PM (BCwQW)
148
RMBS. Do it. Don’t worry about the drive. I commuted to Boston from southern RI for a while. No biggy.
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:43 PM (LMRVO)
149They are loud. They burn jet fuel. They are not green.
Sounds like an upgrade. Link?
Posted by: WNBA players at July 26, 2026 08:44 PM (0sNs1)
150But it won't have gen-u-wine GI parts! And some of those new parts will have been made with modern manufacturing methods!
Not to mention the old world craftsmanship that the master gunsmiths at TRW used!
I think most of us can appreciate the historical value of something without needing to disparage more recent things.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2026 08:46 PM (vTZFs)
151
Scoobs, I know you’ve checked out, but life sends you signs.
Like, get out of NYC now.
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:46 PM (LMRVO)
152
I own two M1 Carbines, Three M1 Garands, one with a 7.62x 51 NATO barrel, but only one M14 clone. I bought a Chinese Norinco M14 copy with a forged receiver. I upgraded everything but the receiver with USGI parts about 1991 which is no longer feasible. I would like to buy an M1A or a CMP M14 but probably can't justify the cost. I am retired, no longer working as an oil refinery chemical engineer. If I buy a gun this year I will pay for it by selling a nice M-1917 US rifle.
No range report because I am still waiting for my leg to heal.
"According to the CMP, the rifles will be sold under a special authorization that allows the organization to modify and transfer surplus M14 rifles in compliance with federal law. The rifles offered for sale will not be machine guns. Instead, they will be permanently converted to semi-automatic operation prior to transfer."
I might have to put my name on the list to get one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)
Better start saving your pennies, then. Battlefield Curator said that prices would be between $2,500 and $4,000 depending on manufacturer and condition.
Posted by: Bond in Michigan at July 26, 2026 08:46 PM (yJcPp)
153
Despite the injunction, no one will sell me an AR pistol online. My local FFL says Radical might have one 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: Accomack
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Build your own. Easy enough to do. You can buy finished uppers, do your lower yourself with minimum of tools, and an arm brace or even simpler, a recoil tube with foam over it.
Just don't have a loose stock and the AR pistol recoil tube is designed to prevent placing a stock on it--too short to hold it.
It will take less than one hour. My build took slightly longer in Obammy years because FU to that bastard, as I built the upper as well but I did not fret about the hoopla over braces as I installed the pistol recoil tube with only foam over it.
Fine for what it is intended for, a car gun for extraction situations in riots and civil disorder and using a push pull sling, you can get respectable accuracy up to 100 yards of so.
If I had not given a damn about having two cartridges with that could accidentally be loaded into the wrong gun (a 300 Blackout CAN be forced into a 223 chamber with Kaboom results), I would build it in 300 Blackout. About as efficient as the older M1 Carbine and even really short barrels can work.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv)
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Better start saving your pennies, then. Battlefield Curator said that prices would be between $2,500 and $4,000 depending on manufacturer and condition.
Posted by: Bond in Michigan at July 26, 2026 08:46 PM
Not a problem, I will just skip hookers and blow for a week.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2026 08:48 PM (0N4FZ)
155
Thank you Ed. It seems to me we let NATO have too much say about it but I really don't know what's a better round.
156
What pistol is the Army guy using?
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 08:36 PM (kU0PQ)
I think it's a dark finished M17.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 08:50 PM (BCwQW)
157My poor Permanent Record - forever stained. Yet again!
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:29 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 08:50 PM (0sNs1)
158
Late Range Report:
We have a great Long Range Chair. He just finished a complete makeover of the upper shooting area. Much bigger, flatter, and lots of obstacles.
I shot 100+ rounds of .308 and 6.5 with average results. Average day shooting beats best day of work. Even when retired.
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:51 PM (LMRVO)
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Not to mention the old world craftsmanship that the master gunsmiths at TRW used!
TRW used computerized machining to finish those receivers because they got a bonus for early completion and voila, problem solved.
The problem all along with Springfield Armory (the federal one) doing okay as a prototyping machine works but not so good at mass production compared with modern manufacturers after WWII. And arguably, the fixation on Springfield Armory's Not Invented Here syndrome prevented the better battle rifle, the FAL from being chosen instead of the homebrewed Garand update that Springfield Armory and its supporters were pushing.
No one was sure exactly how the Armalite AR-10 would do on longevity with a 308 so I can forgive the Armory for that.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:51 PM (E4rtv)
160
Better start saving your pennies, then. Battlefield Curator said that prices would be between $2,500 and $4,000 depending on manufacturer and condition.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026
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A Springfield M1A is going for $1800 on Palmetto. If they're only releasing a couple of hundred, yeah, but over 1.3M were produced. It all depends on how many they going to release. I don't see why they'd be more expensive than the M1s.
Posted by: Tom Lehrer at July 26, 2026 08:52 PM (EYbNS)
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:54 PM (LMRVO)
162RMBS. Do it. Don’t worry about the drive. I commuted to Boston from southern RI for a while. No biggy.
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:43 PM
The Horde seems to have spoken.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 08:54 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:55 PM (LMRVO)
164
M-14's started as select fire as they were designed to replace both the Garand AND the BAR--
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 08:36 PM (E4rtv)
I am NOT doubting folks like whig or Ed L - ever.
But, the Wikipedia entry makes it sound like they were designed as semi-auto to replace the M-1, then later modified (some number of them) to replace the BAR, and they didn't like the results so they stopped converting them.
That seems like a significant bass-ackwards in the history. Or that I missed something in all the Wiki words.
Thanks, whig.
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 08:56 PM (kU0PQ)
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Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2026 08:23 PM (QPjUO)
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Brick House! I'm hooked!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 08:58 PM (lTr5A)
I'm looking at a house in NH that's about 15 miles further out than my ideal commuting radius. Otherwise, the listing looks very good, and very affordable. I work in Boston twice a week. It's about a 65 mile commute, but I don't really mind driving. Am I being stupid hesitating to look into this property seriously?”
So, from someone who has commuted for 50+ miles each day, currently 63, one way…(for 35+ years)
QUALITY OF LIFE IS EVERYTHING!
It is seriously understated. When you get home from work and spending the weekends in a place that is awesome, calm, and serene, your mental health is sooo much better. If there is something other than the commute that gives you reservation, then please reflect a little more. If it’s simply the long drive, do it! You’ll get used to it with no regrets!
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 26, 2026 08:58 PM (N91F8)
167163 RMBS, Live Free or Drive!
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 08:55 PM (LMRVO)
That sounds like a threat!
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 08:58 PM (NlEaG)
168Why did they switch to 7.62 over 30.06 and was it a good choice?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 08:29 PM
The 7.62x51mm is very similar ballistically to the 30.06.
The 30.06 has an edge with a bit more powder, and is able to utilize heavier (220 gr) bullets.
The 7.62 can fit in smaller (short-action) bolt rifle actions, while the 30.06 requires a slightly larger long-action.
With the possible exception of a Kodiak bear, a 30.06 can take any game on the North American continent. I wouldn't feel quite that confident with a 7.62/.308
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 08:58 PM (0sNs1)
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144 Thanks whig, I mentioned some of this to the 360 owner, and actually noted the gun loosening up a bit even from the 100+ rounds we put through it that day.
I urged her to take a basic handgun class, get a snake for routine cleaning, and not over-clean it, while following the manual re lubrication.
Posted by: rhomboid
People selling their barely used firearms often because they can't manipulate the new version like the broken in version they may have tried is a real thing. And I think modern manufacturing is partly to blame--MIM, castings, etc. are all fine to reduce costs but they often have quite rough finishes that require more breaking in or a delicate touch with a stone.
Older forged parts are expensive nowadays but incredibly smooth and break in even smoother like glass when broken in fully. I have bolt raceways on old military rifles that are like glass and the Brits did that in Lee Enfields even using nickel steel since about 1906 or so. Germans and Mauser did it with case hardening as did the first edition of the 1903 Springfield and Krags.
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Thank you Ed. It seems to me we let NATO have too much say about it but I really don't know what's a better round.
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 08:48 PM (MWfyi)
"Better" is often very situation dependent. Remember that the US Army back then (even more so than today) really emphasized individual marksmanship at longer ranges. 7.62mm NATO is a good round if you have lots of open space to engage targets at 500-800 meters. But if you take that same rifle to the jungles of Vietnam where your typical engagement range with small arms is 100 meters or less, you're better served with an intermediate power round that you can carry more of and shoot faster in a firefight (i.e. 5.56mm NATO). And finally, don't think that round performance and technical characteristics were the determining factor in the selection of 7.62mm NATO. It was economics and politics. The US had the biggest economy in the mid-50s, and was (by far) the big kid on the block in the NATO alliance, even more so than today. Therefore, whatever was selected would play to the US manufacturing base and the US's place in geopolitics.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 08:59 PM (BCwQW)
172
The M-14 was the greatest individual Anti-Aircraft rifle ever built.
Posted by: DBCooper at July 26, 2026 09:01 PM (Osy+7)
173
"With the possible exception of a Kodiak bear, a 30.06 can take any game on the North American continent. "
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GWB, use this instead of wiki
https://armyhistory.org/m14-rifle/
Money quote,
"The rifle was also equipped with a modified M4 bayonet originally used on the M1 carbine and featured selective semi and full-automatic fire with a lightweight twenty-round box magazine. After further tests and minor modifications, the T44E4 earned the final designation as the Rifle, 7.62mm, M14, in June 1957."
FWIW, When the military uses selective, that means you can fire either semi auto or full auto with manipulating a switch.
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 09:04 PM (LMRVO)
178
Plus, there are a number of very good 'wildcat' variants that utilize the 30.06 casing. I like the .338-06 (also known as the .338 A-Square), and really like the .35 Whelen (a 30.06 necked up to take 35 caliber bullets.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)
179
>>>BBQ guns are a custom in some parts of the country----the civilized part. So guns at such a party are a fashion accessory just as clothing is.
>Gotta admit, I've never seen that. When I BBQ I use the bernzomatic torch with mapp gas because I have two of them.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 09:07 PM (3oLiU)
180So, from someone who has commuted for 50+ miles each day, currently 63, one way…(for 35+ years)
QUALITY OF LIFE IS EVERYTHING!
It is seriously understated. When you get home from work and spending the weekends in a place that is awesome, calm, and serene, your mental health is sooo much better. If there is something other than the commute that gives you reservation, then please reflect a little more. If it’s simply the long drive, do it! You’ll get used to it with no regrets!
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 26, 2026 08:58 PM
This is what I'm thinking. It's a great, quiet area to spend my free time in. Not too long a drive to the RMBS Mom's place if anything needs doing, but well into the relatively free America that is rural NH.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 09:08 PM (Wnv9h)
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179 >>>BBQ guns are a custom in some parts of the country----the civilized part. So guns at such a party are a fashion accessory just as clothing is.
>Gotta admit, I've never seen that. When I BBQ I use the bernzomatic torch with mapp gas because I have two of them.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Wait.
What?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 09:08 PM (yEz+x)
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171 Thank you Ed. It seems to me we let NATO have too much say about it but I really don't know what's a better round.
Posted by: fd
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The M-14 was kind of an after thought. The main reason for the 308 was smaller and lighter machine guns that had about the same effective range as the older 30-06 machine guns did. So logistics drove part of it, improved powders allowing a roughly similar cartridge range, lightening weight of masses of ammo a bit, and so on.
We talk a lot about rifles here because that is what we do, but the military looks at statistics showing most casualties were from artillery, aerial bombing, and machine guns with personal weapons coming pretty far down the list.
The grim nature of a nuclear war made it even less important to the military to worry that much about whether the rifle they chose was ideal for a nuclear war. Good enough was good enough.
The Vietnam and counterinsurgencies first in Malaysia, then across the globe in jungle climates led to reevaluation of US tactics under McNamara. And voila, the M-16.
Which was fine until we went into the desert where it was outclassed by obsolete WWII bolt actions in range and knock down power.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM (E4rtv)
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I am NOT doubting folks like whig or Ed L - ever.
But, the Wikipedia entry makes it sound like they were designed as semi-auto to replace the M-1, then later modified (some number of them) to replace the BAR, and they didn't like the results so they stopped converting them.
That seems like a significant bass-ackwards in the history. Or that I missed something in all the Wiki words.
Thanks, whig.
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 08:56 PM (kU0PQ)
Wikipedia is incorrect there. M14s were supposed to be select fire from the start, with the M15 automatic rifle for squad support. That was the theory. But reality showed that the M14 was completely uncontrollable in "rock and roll" (see Ian McCollum test firing an M14 in automatic to visually see why). In addition, the M14E2/M15 overheated, couldn't deliver accurate suppressive fire comparted to the BAR it was supposed to replace, and limited by the 20 round magazines it used. In the end, the M15 was abandoned and the M14 mostly converted to semi-auto only. Most M14s in Vietnam were semi-auto only weapons.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM (BCwQW)
184
RMBS - an air taxi service piloted by strippers! We'll make millions!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM (lTr5A)
185
Thanks for the vote of confidence Mr Scott.
I also shoot Glocks, a G48 so you recommending this with the same kind of background is encouraging. So,eone last week,said they bought it for their daughter and she loved it which also helped. And SheEquipsHerself also carries it. The only downside....it only comes in black. 😉
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This is what I'm thinking. It's a great, quiet area to spend my free time in. Not too long a drive to the RMBS Mom's place if anything needs doing, but well into the relatively free America that is rural NH.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Let me echo that quality of life is everything.....
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Time for me to check out. Thanks for a great Gun Thread, Weasel, and thanks for the Hordethought on good NH real estate. Talk to y'all in the Morning Report.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 09:10 PM (Wnv9h)
188
.35 Whelen (a 30.06 necked up to take 35 caliber bullets.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Underappreciated round. Capable of taking anything on the North American continent with authority at the expense of a bit of range.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 09:11 PM (E4rtv)
189RMBS - an air taxi service piloted by strippers! We'll make millions!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM
Hmmm...RI Red is a pilot....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 09:11 PM (Wnv9h)
190
Let my Permanent Record show that I am eating uncooked Toll House Cookie Dough for a late dinner.
Pairs well with Card Boardeaux.
Posted by: RI Red - at July 26, 2026 09:11 PM (LMRVO)
191Let me echo that quality of life is everything.....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM
*nods sagely*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 09:12 PM (Wnv9h)
192
Time to clean up the kitchen, as tomorrow is Monday and there's no sleeping in....thanks Weasel, hoping everyone has a great week....
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:13 PM (lTr5A)
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112 Lurking in Garland, there is this thing called the TXMoMe where you can come and shoot under the best tutelage around.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 08:22 PM (abScH)
Ben Had, I’m one of those who have lurked for about 15 years-ish with maybe an annual comment here and there. I was a Hot Air regular while lurking here, until it imploded years ago and everyone found other digital ports in the storm. I just meandered like flotsam. I would see mentions of the MoMe and think “damn, that’s only 3 hours up the road and I do love me some good firearms”. And so it is that I have worked up the chutzpah to send you an email this week with some FAQs. And potentially dust off my D-Day uncle’s polish Radom that he retrieved from “somewhere in Europe” as he always said. Thanks for letting me ramble.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 26, 2026 09:14 PM (SjAWL)
195
Ok, 9:15 thank you time.
Thank you!
Tune in next week for Spawn's Nationals results!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:15 PM (lTr5A)
196
RMBS - an air taxi service piloted by strippers! We'll make millions!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM
Hmmm...RI Red is a pilot....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Wait, are you suggesting that RI Red is a stripper?
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I don't see why they'd be more expensive than the M1s.
Posted by: Tom Lehrer
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They have to alter the receivers to prevent any install of full auto trigger components.
And a bunch have already been destroyed over the years, especially during the Clinton era. Left the military scrambling under GWB to dig out and restore long forgotten M-14's for desert long distance shooting.
Last, the CMP uses the revenues from firearms to provide for marksmanship training for yutes and to run their facilities in Ohio and Alabama. So they sell for what they estimate the market will bring, not to provide people with cheap firearms so they can flip them over and over again. That got to be a problem during the M1 Carbine and M1 Garand sales.
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RMBS - an air taxi service piloted by strippers! We'll make millions!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM
Hmmm...RI Red is a pilot....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
So is DBCooper!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 09:17 PM (yEz+x)
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Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 26, 2026 09:15 PM (XfIK1)
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Definitely not in the original business model.
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:17 PM (lTr5A)
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:19 PM (lTr5A)
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Top Fuel. These hot rods go 335 mph in 3.5 seconds. They are loud. They burn jet fuel. They are not green.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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The "Fuel" in Top Fuel is not Jet Fuel - which is essentially kerosene - but rather 96-98% nitromethane and 2-4% methanol. Unlike gasoline, alcohol or propane "nitro" can actually burn on its own, needing no air. But when you add air, it burns even better. The stuff has some ludicrous level of BTU/volume., and it is incredibly hard on the machinery. They rebuild the engine every 800 to 1000 revolutions, which sounds impossible, but it only turns over 120 or so revs per run, so they usually get about 6 to 8 runs between rebuilds. All of the top fuel teams can rebuild an engine in the pits in a couple of hours. Those engines are so far out on the tail of what is an IC engine that they're almost a different animal.
Posted by: Tom Lehrer at July 26, 2026 09:19 PM (EYbNS)
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 09:19 PM (EYbNS)
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204 Nite whig. Hope all is well!
Posted by: Weasel
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In rehab, we shall see when I finish.
Over and out
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv)
208Ben Had, I’m one of those who have lurked for about 15 years-ish with maybe an annual comment here and there. I was a Hot Air regular while lurking here, until it imploded years ago and everyone found other digital ports in the storm. I just meandered like flotsam. I would see mentions of the MoMe and think “damn, that’s only 3 hours up the road and I do love me some good firearms”. And so it is that I have worked up the chutzpah to send you an email this week with some FAQs. And potentially dust off my D-Day uncle’s polish Radom that he retrieved from “somewhere in Europe” as he always said. Thanks for letting me ramble.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 26, 2026 09:14 PM (SjAWL)
Outstanding, TxAnn! This was the very chutzpah I summoned to attend TXMoMe 2021 and I have been back (almost) every year since. Be assured, they (or, I guess now, we) are nice to rookies...
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:28 PM (lTr5A)
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A reminder for the folks that use powder measures to handload their ammo: When you open up a jug of powder from a different lot number, check the charge weight it's throwing.
I just opened a fresh 8 lb jug of shotgun powder and poured some into my shotgun shell loader. When I checked the weight, it was six percent heavier than my previous load. This would have changed my moderate load to one that was over the recommended maximum. Glad I checked, now I just need to adjust my loading machine.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 09:28 PM (1viUA)
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Wikipedia is incorrect there.
Posted by: Ed L at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM (BCwQW)
See? Ed and whig, especially, but all the Horde here knows their stuff. Thanks.
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 09:28 PM (kU0PQ)
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Does anyone, besides me, think there should be a standardized amount of pressure needed to squirt condiments out of squeeze bottles?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:30 PM (lTr5A)
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Also in Atlanta - we met someone at a restaurant in downtown downtown - right near the Mercedes Benz stadium there. The parking lot had a sign:
Do not leave valuables in your car.
Vault your gun.
Which I found interesting.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 09:32 PM (NlEaG)
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RMBS - an air taxi service piloted by strippers! We'll make millions!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:09 PM (lTr5A)
Aero Pinochet, piloted by a topless Lena Dunham.
"Step on it lady, I can't take it any more."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 09:32 PM (1z8ji)
224221 Does anyone, besides me, think there should be a standardized amount of pressure needed to squirt condiments out of squeeze bottles?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:30 PM (lTr5A)
Where is the surprise in that?
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 09:33 PM (NlEaG)
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Where is the surprise in that?
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 09:33 PM (NlEaG)
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Exactly!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:33 PM (lTr5A)
226Does anyone, besides me, think there should be a standardized amount of pressure needed to squirt condiments out of squeeze bottles?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:30 PM
Next, you'll want to remove those lovely expulsion sounds!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at July 26, 2026 09:35 PM (0sNs1)
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Thanks for another week of Guns, Weasel.
Thanks to the Horde for always being here and being who you are.
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 09:35 PM (kU0PQ)
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Does anyone, besides me, think there should be a standardized amount of pressure needed to squirt condiments out of squeeze bottles?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:30 PM (lTr5A)
This sounds like a job for Elon Musk. He could gather up the world's best bottle engineers, turn them loose, and in under a year have a calibrated condiment bottle on the market that interfaces with your phone to squeeze out ketchup while you doze off in front of the grill.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 09:35 PM (1viUA)
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221 Does anyone, besides me, think there should be a standardized amount of pressure needed to squirt condiments out of squeeze bottles?
Posted by: Weasel
Is this with or without the requisite watery slime that squirts out first, ruining your otherwise perfectly structured sammich.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 09:36 PM (yEz+x)
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IIRC, the conversion to full auto on an M14 was accomplished by adding a mechanism (like an auto-sear) that dropped into some slots machined into the receiver. The semiautomatic version simply didn't have that mechanism. The only mod required to make it permanently semi is to weld up those slots. On any sort of production line that should be cheap. Even one at a time, maybe $50.
The reason we never got them before was the BATF policy that "once a machine gun, always a machine gun" no matter what mods were done. That it's finally occurring has to be a function of the Trump administrations top-down policy changes and new personnel within BATF, which is eliminating the "always".
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 09:37 PM (EYbNS)
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Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2026 09:35 PM (kU0PQ)
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Adios, GWB!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:37 PM (lTr5A)
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Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 26, 2026 09:36 PM (yEz+x)
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I once gave some thought to coming up with a name for that. Always shake first!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:38 PM (lTr5A)
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Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2026 09:35 PM (1viUA)
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Agreed!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:38 PM (lTr5A)
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Clint Eastwood in Highway Patrol was pretty good, but he would have been better with a .44 Magnum in his hand, asking if somebody felt lucky.
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239 Man, I would not want to fire an M-14 full auto. I tried a FAL once, couldn't hit shit on full auto.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Is "hitting shit" the point of full auto?
I thought it was "put enough metal in the air so that the bad guys all decide to keep their heads down."
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 09:44 PM (VHUov)
with 20 round magazines, I don't think that's a good plan. Belt fed is a different animal of course.
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Ketchup and Mustard bottles are prone to increased pressure due to temperature swings, with messy results. I like ketchup but that shit stinks bad when it gets anywhere other than on food and consumed right away
Posted by: Jus Sayin at July 26, 2026 09:47 PM (LQqtT)
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Trust...but verify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 09:45 PM (l4RKn)
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Maybe set the Food Thread contributors loose on finding a name? Sad Watery Disappointment?
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:47 PM (lTr5A)
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“Do not leave valuables in your car." In Atlanta it's best to leave your car doors unlocked so they don't bust a window out.
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Yep. Failure theater. You’re supposed to lock up the crooks, not the fucking toothpaste. Clown World
Posted by: Jus Sayin at July 26, 2026 09:49 PM (LQqtT)
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:49 PM (lTr5A)
248Yep. Failure theater. You’re supposed to lock up the crooks, not the fucking toothpaste. Clown World
Posted by: Jus Sayin at July 26, 2026 09:49 PM (LQqtT)
I found the "Vault your gun" advice interesting - seems like carrying was almost mandatory.
sra blaster and I did not vault our guns.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 26, 2026 09:51 PM (NlEaG)
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SPLOOGE -- Separated Preliminary Liquid Oozing Out Generally Everywhere
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 09:54 PM (l4RKn)
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That might be the winner!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:56 PM (lTr5A)
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 09:58 PM (lTr5A)
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What about the sauerkraut that squirts out of your hot dog, when you bite down on it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 09:57 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)
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This being the M1 carbine, in .30 cal, as opposed to the M1 Garand in 30-06?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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All of the drawings for the M14 are public. A search shows the blueprints available as PDFs on Scribd.
Springfield simply changed the receiver to eliminate the slots used to convert to full-auto, made the resulting receiver, bought or made all the remains pieces of an M14, assembled it, and sold the result as "M1A". Despite the name implying some relationship to the Garand or Carbine, the " M1A" is a semi-only M14.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (EYbNS)
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Got an answer from someone I know who got and M1 out of CMP 2 years ago. $1040. That is a data point to estimate M14 pricing.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 10:19 PM (EYbNS)
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I have a Norinco M14 that I put a TRW bolt into out of an abundance of caution. It shoots okay but I am not enough of a marksman to say that it accurate.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 27, 2026 12:52 AM (4NO2D)
Food Thread: Chocolate Makes The World Go 'Round!
The Horde...meet Babka! Babka...meet The Horde!
Babka is a sweet braided bread (or cake?), usually filled with chocolate, although people use nuts or jam or fruit too. But...why?
Chocolate is the way to go, and a good version is delicious. There is a famous bakery in NYC called Breads that makes a good version, but most vaguely Jewish or ethnic bakeries will have one. And they are...okay. They almost never have enough butter and chocolate, so one ends up with a bland and sort of dry bread that is completely forgettable.
We had guests over for dinner last night, and they brought a chocolate Babka from a local (to them) bakery. Wow! it was fantastic. Absolutely chock full of good dark chocolate, and there was enough butter in the bread to make a dairyman smile.
And because we didn't have enough chocolate at the table, I also made Chocolate Chip Cookies from Lin-duh's recipe, which may be the best cookie recipe on the planet.
Life was good at Chez Dildo last night!
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In my naïveté I used to think that outrageously arrogant and opaque wine descriptions were the purview of the professionals, who are clearly paid by the word, and judged by the flamboyance of their prose, rather than their ability to convey information to the wine buyer.
But this amateur, writing on a very popular wine app, might be angling for a position in the pantheon of pompous!
A classic, clean-lined expression of Sancerre that leans into precision rather than flamboyance. The nose opens with brisk citrus--lemon zest and grapefruit pith--followed by green apple skin, white peach, and a distinct chalky minerality that feels more stony than overtly grassy. There's a gentle herbal edge--fresh-cut hay and a whisper of tomato leaf--alongside subtle floral notes that recall elderflower.
On the palate, it's taut and linear, driven by bright acidity and a core of citrus and orchard fruit. The texture carries a faint lanolin-like roundness mid-palate that softens the edges without dulling the wine's snap. The mineral character builds through the finish, turning saline and mouthwatering, with a light touch of wet stone and lime peel lingering. Balanced, refreshing, and quietly expressive.
I was once a pompous wine snob, but this guy would run circles around me! Imagine sitting across the table from him during dinner!
All I want from a wine review is some standard language that describes the flavors, and a general connection to reality. Descriptions are necessarily subjective, but there can be a basic structure of common descriptors that everyone understands.
I don't want an exposition of meaningless language and a trip through someone's thesaurus.
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K.I.S.S.
Keep it simple, stupid!
When in doubt, make something very simple and straightforward for dinner. No complicated recipes or exotic ingredients. Just something simple, simply cooked. Grilling is always good, but baked works well!
Hell, a good pan of gently scrambled eggs made with lots of butter and cheese is a delicious meal! Even people who don't understand the imperative of stirring Paella can make great scrambled eggs!
Cooking doesn't have to be complicated...it doesn't have to be expensive...it doesn't have to be time consuming.
Just pay a bit of attention to the technique, and use good ingredients, and the odds are excellent that you will eat well!
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I have been baking sourdough for a very long time...long enough that I don't use a recipe, and I certainly don't buy into the arrant nonsense about sourdough starter that is obviously being underwritten by Big Flour.
On Thursday I decided to bake a loaf for Saturday evening, so I grabbed my starter out of the refrigerator.
Yup! That's it. The dregs from the last time I made sourdough...more than a month ago! I added 75 grams of water, and scraped the dried crap off the sides and mixed it so it was dissolved. then 75 grams of good quality unbleached flour. mixed that in, and put it on the counter for 24 hours. During the winter I put it in the boiler room where it's nice and toasty, but my guess is that the starter would eventually come to life no matter what.
24 hours later the starter has tripled! And that is very much alive and kicking.
Anyway, I made a particularly good loaf for last evening, and the only difference (aside from the typical variation) was the way I folded the dough after mixing. I usually use the slap and fold technique, and I am an enthusiastic slapper! But yesterday I tried a gentler method that I will call "lift and fold." It worked well, maybe even better than my usual technique, and the results were delicious!
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And speaking of bread; how do you folks keep your homemade baked bread fresh? My aluminum foil wrap works...okay, but there are all sorts of fancy bags available that promise to keep bread perfectly fresh and tender and crispy...all at once!
Bee's wax coated bags? Really?
The great garlic experiment of 2025-2026 was a resounding...meh. Send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
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I bet pompous wine guy is using AI to fluff up his reviews.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2026 04:02 PM (vDZgA)
5A classic, clean-lined expression of Sancerre that leans into precision rather than flamboyance. The nose opens with brisk citrus--lemon zest and grapefruit pith--followed by green apple skin, white peach, and a distinct chalky minerality that feels more stony than overtly grassy. There's a gentle herbal edge--fresh-cut hay and a whisper of tomato leaf--alongside subtle floral notes that recall elderflower.
On the palate, it's taut and linear, driven by bright acidity and a core of citrus and orchard fruit. The texture carries a faint lanolin-like roundness mid-palate that softens the edges without dulling the wine's snap. The mineral character builds through the finish, turning saline and mouthwatering, with a light touch of wet stone and lime peel lingering. Balanced, refreshing, and quietly expressive.
Bwahahaha!
What. A. Douche.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 04:05 PM (NkUqe)
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"On the palate, it's taut and linear, driven by bright acidity and a core of citrus and orchard fruit. The texture carries a faint lanolin-like roundness mid-palate that softens the edges without dulling the wine's snap. The mineral character builds through the finish, turning saline and mouthwatering, with a light touch of wet stone and lime peel lingering. Balanced, refreshing, and quietly expressive."
Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 26, 2026 04:05 PM (JvZF+)
11Hell, a good pan of gently scrambled eggs made with lots of butter and cheese is a delicious meal!
I make this a lot. Its cheap, filling, and good. Scrambled Eggs. I like Shredded Cheddar. Some Worcestershire sauce stirred in. And Tomatoes diced and added at the very end, to keep the cold and crisp.
A great eat. I like a good dark BBQ sauce on top.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:05 PM (5sXZv)
12Dude! Try to find that middle ground between this jackassery and "me likey".
I've seen fewer words used to describe quantum mechanics.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)
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Shit. And Ham Chunks. Like from one of those two pack Ham Steaks. You gotta' have that in the Redneck Scrambled Eggs.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:06 PM (5sXZv)
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I'll be making chicken fried rice today. Was going to be for dinner, but the Missus is under the weather, so I am making it for lunches (and my dinner) this week.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 04:06 PM (0aYVJ)
15I don't want an exposition of meaningless language and a trip through someone's thesaurus.
Endeavor to eschew obsfuscation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 04:06 PM (0sNs1)
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I've no doubt that AI can be coached to write reviews like a douche.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
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In case you hadn't heard, the wine industry is collapsing because no one drinks wine anymore.
They can't sell the grapes, they can't sell the wine, they can't sell the vineyards.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:07 PM (JvZF+)
18I've no doubt that AI can be coached to write reviews like a douche.
So you're saying it's written up like a douche, another reviewer in the night?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)
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My meatloaf recipe made a great leap forward yesterday
I've been having problems with structural integrity (the loaf falling apart)
but this time I took a thick slice of bread and ran it through the food processor, effectively mincing it, and combined that with bread crumbs to go into the mix
much better
this week I will make a batch of burritos fired up with habenero peppers
I love those itty bitty orange peppers
Bone Appetite!
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 04:08 PM (ZxPkt)
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Tastes like "wet stone"? Did somebody drop some pebbles in there?
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That wine description could used to portray one of my farts after eating a cob salad. Splendid.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 04:08 PM (3oLiU)
22Who doesn't serve cake after dinner??
Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 26, 2026 04:05 PM
Anytime is a good time for pie.
Posted by: Fabienne at July 26, 2026 04:09 PM (0sNs1)
23In case you hadn't heard, the wine industry is collapsing because no one drinks wine anymore.
I haven't seen anything about that. If anything, I'd say there's a problem with oversupply, what with every country on the planet now growing grapes and making wine.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)
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Made a dairy and nut free coconut cream pie today. Daughter promised it to her fiance and 2 guests visiting...and then didn't make it (but at least bought the ingredients). Altered an online recipe (https://thesaltycooker.com/dairy-free-coconut-cream-pie/)
Store bought graham crust.
2 cans Asian coconut cream
3 eggs and 3 egg yolks
1 cup sugar
Mixed and started whisking it over medium heat...Added 5-6 TB cornstarch into a slurry with canned coconut milk and a touch of water (probably used about 1/2-3/4 cup of the c milk b/c I did it once, it wasn't thick enough and added more) and cooked 15 minutes til thick, whisking constantly. Took it through a fine mesh strainer (hubby didn't believe it would go through, but it did) and then added 1 1/2 cups shredded coconut and a large splash of vanilla and put it in the crust and refrigerated. Serving it with a dollop of cocowhip tonight.
Tasted great on the spoon, and seemed like it would set...but I'll know more tonight.
Told her next time to promise blueberry pie b/c it's so much easier!!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (tOcjL)
27 If anything, I'd say there's a problem with oversupply, what with every country on the planet now growing grapes and making wine.
I asked AI if China is a major wine producer. It said:
China is a significant global wine producer, ranking third in the world for total vineyard surface area and producing millions of hectoliters of wine annually
This is odd, because I don't think I've EVER seen a bottle of Chinese wine, not that I'd drink it anyway. It's probably grown in human feces.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)
28They can't sell the grapes, they can't sell the wine, they can't sell the vineyards.
Here, they're selling the Old School stuff. Pear. Blackberry. Some Apple and Cherry.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (5sXZv)
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I have licked a whet stone and I can tell you they don't taste that great.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 04:13 PM (NkUqe)
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Chuck roast tonight, with squished taters on the side. Had a BLT last night along with cheesy corn.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2026 04:14 PM (vDZgA)
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Maybe its a California thing. The last 10 years or so the wineries were charging fees for wine tasting. They were last year in Sonoma, not this year. They are begging people to come...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:14 PM (JvZF+)
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"Were you sharpening a knife at the time?
Posted by: Archimedes"
Of course. What do you think I am, some kind of weirdo.
As I understand it ... Pie has a full crust, while for Cobbler we just put some crust on the top to give it some crunch.
I say lets buy the pre-made crust, throw the good shit on and then the good topping on that, and serve it. And anybody that gets nose out of joint about "not crust on the sides" just drop that plate and leave.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:15 PM (5sXZv)
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Tonight is grilled chicken pesto with grilled peaches and grilled zucchini. Yay grilling.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:17 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 04:17 PM (XvL8K)
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"Just pay a bit of attention to the technique, and use good ingredients, and the odds are excellent that you will eat well!"
Says a noted Paella stirrer. Harrumph. Think I will go make French Toast slathered with butter and maple syrup. except it is too damn hot.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:17 PM (BGSp9)
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Feast of St James today at church. BBQ and everyone brought a dish. Still full.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 04:17 PM (NkUqe)
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That is a beautiful and artistic babka. Only babka I ever had was from Trader Joe's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:18 PM (kpS4V)
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20 Tastes like "wet stone"? Did somebody drop some pebbles in there?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 04:08 PM (MWfyi)
I would probably like it. I am fond of a Spanish Monastrell, which has a dusty taste that appeals to me.** Could probably say it tastes like wet stone.
**It doesn't appeal to Mr. Dmlw!, which is nice, because he won't drink it all before I have a chance at a second glass. Ha!
Or just good old Chocolate Pie, with the Meringue, and a cot or somewhere to sleep off the Sugar Coma.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:19 PM (5sXZv)
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somebody said whetstone
got one of those from Amazon, two-sided, with a regular side and a fine side
takes a little practice, but once you get it, your knives will be sharp AF
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 04:19 PM (ZxPkt)
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Tonight's dinner will be chicken in pesto sauce made from basil from my garden, and a tomato salad with wee mozzarella balls. My maters are starting to ripen at an alarming rate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:19 PM (kpS4V)
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I would commit a felony for a decent chicken fried steak right now
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (AMvSw)
And if I were on the jury? I would vote "not guilty."
A good Chicken-Fried Steak is a marvelous thing.
I'm going to make them once the weather turns cooler.
With biscuits and gravy of course, because I was raised right.
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In case you hadn't heard, the wine industry is collapsing because no one drinks wine anymore.
They can't sell the grapes, they can't sell the wine, they can't sell the vineyards.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:07 PM (JvZF+)
Had a conversation with the local ABC store manager a few weeks back. A lot of steak houses are selling their wine inventory because customers aren't splurging on the $90 wine to go with their $100 steak. Some of these wines were exclusive to the restaurant, but were now on his shelves for between $25-$40. Still a bit rich for my Sunday steaks, but I like to keep a bottle for the odd special occaision..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 04:20 PM (nbLIj)
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Maybe its a California thing. The last 10 years or so the wineries were charging fees for wine tasting. They were last year in Sonoma, not this year. They are begging people to come...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:14 PM (JvZF+)
Even tariffs won't save California wineries from their hubris. Every winery that made a decent midlevel cabernet from Napa thought they were worth $100 a bottle. They weren't.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:20 PM (BGSp9)
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Making my version of the Italians "pasta with gravy" - mine today is 1/2 veg and 1/2 meatball b/c the spouse's favorite way to eat veg is in pasta. Special add to the sauce today is a whole chopped jalapeno with seeds (b/c a kid got a banh mi yesterday and asked for the jalapeno on the side, and got an entire plate...and waste not, want not), so no hot red pepper flake needed...
Serving it with a fruit salad (pineapple, blueberries, and strawberries), and then looking forward to a small slice of the pie for dessert.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:20 PM (tOcjL)
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Leftover pizza tonight. Got a nice ribeye today but I'll save it for tomorrow night.
As I understand it ... Pie has a full crust, while for Cobbler we just put some crust on the top to give it some crunch.
I say lets buy the pre-made crust, throw the good shit on and then the good topping on that, and serve it. And anybody that gets nose out of joint about "not crust on the sides" just drop that plate and leave.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:15 PM (5sXZv)
Isn't that effectively a dutch pie (although I guess that's more pie meets crisp vs pie meets cobbler)...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL)
57
That wine review is how they talk about some horrible modern art masterpiece
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 04:23 PM (ZxPkt)
58
38 Tonight is grilled chicken pesto with grilled peaches and grilled zucchini. Yay grilling.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:17 PM (JvZF+)
Yum!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:23 PM (tOcjL)
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44 Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (tOcjL)
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Sounds really good
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 04:18 PM (JvZF+)
Thanks!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:23 PM (tOcjL)
60A good Chicken-Fried Steak is a marvelous thing. I'm going to make them once the weather turns cooler. With biscuits and gravy of course, because I was raised right.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 04:20 PM (l4RKn)
For a Yankee, your taste is surprisingly well cultivated.
Country-Fried Steak, as well call it, is a Triple Option. Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner. Supper depending on your eating schedule.
With biscuits and gravy is proper. Grits are nice. Other sides can be great, of course. I'm partial to the sliced cobs of corn.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 04:24 PM (5sXZv)
61
The tipping point for me was when I realized I could buy first growth Bordeaux in many cases for less than good not great Napa stuff. Italy is an even better value for a reasonably priced Tuesday or Wednesday bottle of wine.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:24 PM (BGSp9)
62
Just started this week's batch of sourdough. I like stretch and fold method.
For storage, it goes in a lowly zip-lock gallon bag. And it takes me all week to eat it, so it's kept on the fridge. I'm usually toasting it anyway, because I like toast!
63
47 Tonight's dinner will be chicken in pesto sauce made from basil from my garden, and a tomato salad with wee mozzarella balls. My maters are starting to ripen at an alarming rate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:19 PM (kpS4V)
Yum...and tomatoes ripening is partly why I made pasta - some of my garden grape tomatoes needed a cooked home b/c they got a little forgotten...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:24 PM (tOcjL)
64
Home-made chocolate syrup is fantastic. It’s easy to make. Although Hershey does offer a syrup made with sugar instead of corn syrup, I was born in Iowa, I love farmers and ranchers, but corn syrup is pretty much shit as far as a sweetener.
I tried a jar of pedestrian Welch’s Grape jelly, made with sugar. A noticeable difference to the plus side. Grapey flavor. My suspicion is recipes have to be altered a bit to use corn syrup, it isn’t as sweet, and it screws up the viscosity and flavor profile. Sodas made with corn syrup have a slimey mouthfeel and a sour aftertaste. Even the carbonation is crisp when made with sugar. I limit my carbs and glucose severely so when I decide to indulge it better damn well taste good
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 04:24 PM (LmsWj)
65
As Mike Nelson said of a wine snob's review, if you detect "hints of flint and smoke", you may be at a Civil War reenactment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:25 PM (kpS4V)
66
I think they grow lots of grapes in Xinjiang.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:21 PM (kpS4V)
They probably chop up the bodies of all of those organ donors for fertilizer.
Title: "The Dinner Party"
Season and Episode: Season 5, Episode 13
In this episode, Jerry and Elaine try to buy a chocolate babka for a dinner party, but lose the last one to another couple in line, leading Jerry to famously defend the cinnamon babka by declaring that "cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka!"
All I remember from the episode is people kept calling the Cinnamon Babbka the "Lesser Babbka".
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 04:28 PM (dIske)
71And speaking of bread; how do you folks keep your homemade baked bread fresh? My aluminum foil wrap works...okay, but there are all sorts of fancy bags available that promise to keep bread perfectly fresh and tender and crispy...all at once!
My cultural imperative is to re-use the plastic bags I buy produce in at the Winco in town. It is what my mother taught me, and her mother before her.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)
72
Don't be lured into this trap. It's a deceptive ruse.
Posted by: Pete Bog
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**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 26, 2026 04:28 PM (VCgbV)
73
Fired up the sorbet machine last night. First run of Ginger Lime sorbet was pretty tasty. I think the next batch will get a dash or two of Cayenne.
Maybe do a watermelon and jalapeno later this week.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:29 PM (BGSp9)
74
Had a guest yesterday as well (female friend of other daughter). It's so funny when you ask someone for a favorite dessert, and they have nothing...and then you ask what they hate or can't eat, they then both figure out their dessert answer and that answer...(which apparently was hated sour in desserts, and liked chocolate chip cookies).
So, yesterday was homemade chocolate chip cookies (again, the dairy free version, although the guest didn't realize). Made the dough and put it in the fridge and daughter decided to help by baking before I got back. I rescuted the 1st tray, which my spouse called "White Castle cookies" (yes, when you make them big and put them close, they blend together - lesson learned that all cookies spread a little, especially when almost on top of each other), and made the 2nd tray of spaced circles and just put them on top of the squarish ones...they all got eaten...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:29 PM (tOcjL)
75
62 Just started this week's batch of sourdough. I like stretch and fold method.
For storage, it goes in a lowly zip-lock gallon bag. And it takes me all week to eat it, so it's kept on the fridge. I'm usually toasting it anyway, because I like toast!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 04:24 PM (h7ZuX)
I need to get my kid back to baking bread for me! I'd love sourdough right now!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:31 PM (tOcjL)
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73 Fired up the sorbet machine last night. First run of Ginger Lime sorbet was pretty tasty. I think the next batch will get a dash or two of Cayenne.
Maybe do a watermelon and jalapeno later this week.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:29 PM (BGSp9)
Dang - send me some of the ginger lime! That sounds awesome, and no one makes it!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:32 PM (tOcjL)
77
As far as wine reviews go, mine generally fall into:
Did and Would again
Bought a Case
Don’t
perhaps useful when poisoning enemies, as nothing can overcome the absolutely despicable bouquet and flavors emitted from this vile dreg packaged in such a beautiful manner that no one would dare question its rare beauty
Posted by: epador at July 26, 2026 04:33 PM (z17Wt)
78
I pressed apples this morning, and made 3+ gallons of juice. I canned 12 quarts and the rest I gave away or put in the fridge to use this week.
I need to use yellow plums since we have a lot, and I am going between a plum cobbler or a plum kuchen that I have never tried before.
I may make both.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 04:34 PM (rbvCR)
79
The nose opens with brisk citrus--lemon zest and grapefruit pith--followed by...
Sheesh. After reading that I needed to take a pith.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:36 PM (2WIwB)
82
78 I pressed apples this morning, and made 3+ gallons of juice. I canned 12 quarts and the rest I gave away or put in the fridge to use this week.
I need to use yellow plums since we have a lot, and I am going between a plum cobbler or a plum kuchen that I have never tried before.
I may make both.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 04:34 PM (rbvCR)
Do the kuchen...coffee cake meets plum sounds divine!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:37 PM (tOcjL)
83
I was going to comment on the Babka Babka but then I saw the lamb. Damn!!! That looks delicious!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
84 The "wet stone" taste/smell is pretty common in tequilas and mezcals.
Don't think I've ever had that ever in wine or any other adult beverage.
I think this winetard read a tequila review and said xisself, "Oooooh, I'll use that fabulous description in my next review."
Stupid winetard!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 04:37 PM (iJfKG)
85A classic, clean-lined expression of Sancerre that leans into precision rather than flamboyance. The nose opens with brisk citrus--lemon zest and grapefruit pith--followed by green apple skin, white peach, and a distinct chalky minerality that feels more stony than overtly grassy. There's a gentle herbal edge--fresh-cut hay and a whisper of tomato leaf--alongside subtle floral notes that recall elderflower.
On the palate, it's taut and linear, driven by bright acidity and a core of citrus and orchard fruit. The texture carries a faint lanolin-like roundness mid-palate that softens the edges without dulling the wine's snap. The mineral character builds through the finish, turning saline and mouthwatering, with a light touch of wet stone and lime peel lingering. Balanced, refreshing, and quietly expressive.
That guy's a fag!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 26, 2026 04:38 PM (Wnv9h)
86
I need to use yellow plums since we have a lot, and I am going between a plum cobbler or a plum kuchen that I have never tried before.
I may make both.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 04:34 PM (rbvCR)
Do the kuchen...coffee cake meets plum sounds divine!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 04:37 PM (tOcjL)
Concur!
There was a little bakery in a small village I used to drive through in Germany. The old lady there would make plum kuchen. With every bite I could hear angels singing.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:40 PM (2WIwB)
87Kindltot, make slivovitz!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:36 PM (kpS4V)
a) I don't drink.
b) it might have been different if I had dated that Romanian girl, but here we are
c) I am led to understand that slivovitz is made from purple plums
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)
88
Actually, since I got an e-master card in a blue cross class action settlement that I really don't know how to use and would like to run down it's small balance to a minimum I guess I'll be stuck forever with, I just bought two of those bees wax bread bags from a going out of business aged baker, cost about $18 a bag, and they are nice bags. Closes like a wet bag, if you know what those are.
Can't judge yet, need to try it with a fresh loaf or two to decide if any good.
Oddly enough, still getting regular emails from the old baker, who should be past his deadline by now.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 04:42 PM (sl73Y)
89
And speaking of bread; how do you folks keep your homemade baked bread fresh? My aluminum foil wrap works...okay, but there are all sorts of fancy bags available that promise to keep bread perfectly fresh and tender and crispy...all at once!
Try one of the bees wax bags. It works quite well for the admittedly short life span of fresh baked bread. (Usually three days around here)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:43 PM (2WIwB)
90
Mmmm, scrambled eggs. my late wife insisted that mine were the best (yes, I'm bragging,..that I knew what my wife liked). Biggest things I learned: 1) don't over heat them, 2) don't over stir them, and 3) always use a small splash of milk.
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at July 26, 2026 04:45 PM (7kJyR)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 26, 2026 04:45 PM (2Ez/1)
92
Having a brat with a vanilla imperial stout from Three Floyds in Indiana.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 04:45 PM (XvL8K)
93
the kuchen recipe I have is an upside-down cobbler, so I guess I have a choice of doing pretty much the same thing either way!
The plums are some sort of yellow-gage, and they get ripe and nearly get overtones of apricot. I think I have about 10 days before they all go soft on the trees.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 04:45 PM (rbvCR)
94
A plum pie is a great way to use up plums, two pounds at a time; my recipe is from Food & Wine and 1989:
2 lbs plums; ½-¾ cup sugar; ¼ cup flour; pastry crust and top for 9-inch pie; 3 tbsp butter
Half or quarter the plums and toss with the sugar and flour. Turn the fruit into the pie shell, dot with butter, and cover with pastry top. Cut five steam vents. Bake 20 minutes at 400°, reduce to 350° and bake 35-40 minutes until crust is golden brown. Cool at least two hours.
955 A classic, clean-lined expression of Sancerre that leans into precision rather than flamboyance. The nose opens with brisk citrus--lemon zest and grapefruit pith--followed by green apple skin, white peach, and a distinct chalky minerality that feels more stony than overtly grassy. There's a gentle herbal edge--fresh-cut hay and a whisper of tomato leaf--alongside subtle floral notes that recall elderflower.
On the palate, it's taut and linear, driven by bright acidity and a core of citrus and orchard fruit. The texture carries a faint lanolin-like roundness mid-palate that softens the edges without dulling the wine's snap. The mineral character builds through the finish, turning saline and mouthwatering, with a light touch of wet stone and lime peel lingering. Balanced, refreshing, and quietly expressive.
Bwahahaha!
What. A. Douche.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
*slides next cigar review into the drawer*
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:47 PM (2WIwB)
96
From about That Time, you can often use multiple payments on a purchase. And even places that dont, will usually let you do multiple payments where one payment is a credit card (or something that looks like one, such as your e-card) and one of their gift cards.
This will let you bring that e-card down to zero, as long as you know how much it has left.
97
Tbones today. Made sauce two weeks ago, and last Sunday we were watching Spain v Argentina with friends in NJ, and they provided pizza. So, first steak in a couple weeks. Artichoke, corn, and fresh tomato salad are the sides. The wine is a red blend from Intercoastal (Aldi house brand). The cab is too sweet, but this is nicely balanced, with a mineral character that builds through the finish (sorry, couldn't resist).
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 04:49 PM (nbLIj)
98
Having a brat with a vanilla imperial stout from Three Floyds in Indiana.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 04:45 PM (XvL8K)
Biff,
I just enjoyed what was probably the last can of Rogue River Dead Guy Pale Ale in the entire Pacific NW. The brewery closed some time ago. A true loss.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)
99
Polliwog made the most incredible dessert last night. I'd picked up some peaches and also a package of Girl Scout Cookie-flavored Pop Tarts (Samoans).
I'd shared with her the most compelling 5 minutes of Glen Beck I ever saw - his bit on "Mormon Pop Tarts" where he shared that his family always buttered the back side of them when they were toasted. The flavor is incredible with just a bit of butter, the pastry soaks it in.
Anyway, she halved and grilled the peaches in coconut oil on our cast iron pan with grill marks and then served them with the buttered Samoan pop-tarts.
Indescribably delicious. With heavy cream or a bit of vanilla ice cream, it would probably cause people to die of pleasure.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 26, 2026 04:50 PM (lFFaq)
100
Kindltot, you must have acres of orchards! It seems you have bunches of all the tree fruits. I'm a little envious, except that my life right now wouldn't even allow time for the preservation of that bount.
104
People do the same thing with craft beer. I wish I was clever enough to do parody descriptions. Some are pretty funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 04:52 PM (0aYVJ)
105
A clean IPA, with notes of really primo skunk weed, and a rusted roofing nail finish.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 04:54 PM (0aYVJ)
106
just enjoyed what was probably the last can of Rogue River Dead Guy Pale Ale in the entire Pacific NW. The brewery closed some time ago. A true loss.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)
The beer industry is in equally dire straits as the wine business.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:54 PM (BGSp9)
107
My wife swears by keeping bread in the dark. In a drawer. Out of sunlight.
I recall in my folks house the kitchen had a drawer, down low, that was for bread. It had an aluminum insert with a sliding top, perforated with air holes.
I'm sure things have changed since then. We have bought bread with an expiration date of, say, 10 days down the road, and it molds in less than a week.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 04:55 PM (jehhT)
108
But is it "taut and linear"?
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 04:51 PM (lJ0H4)
If I drink all of it myself, I might be...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 04:55 PM (nbLIj)
109
Mmmm, God gave us noses so we could smell basil!
Basil leaves, toasted pine nuts, Parmesan, garlic, salt and pepper, lemon juice, olive oil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:55 PM (kpS4V)
110
Supposedly, Gen Z doesn't drink much. I don't have a link, but seems like I read that recently.
111
Biff,
I just enjoyed what was probably the last can of Rogue River Dead Guy Pale Ale in the entire Pacific NW. The brewery closed some time ago. A true loss.
Posted by: Diogenes
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We've still got a bunch of Rogue brews on the shelves here in Ky.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 04:56 PM (XvL8K)
112
The beer industry is in equally dire straits as the wine business.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:54 PM (BGSp9)
And will continue to be if I ha anything to do about it.
There are craft beers around here that are $5/can in a four-pack!
113
106 just enjoyed what was probably the last can of Rogue River Dead Guy Pale Ale in the entire Pacific NW. The brewery closed some time ago. A true loss.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)
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What?! I love Dead Guy Ale! I've got two precious cans left in the garage.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 04:58 PM (kpS4V)
114
He’s using “lanolin” to describe wine? Would it be better to use this wine on your rough, dry hands?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 26, 2026 04:58 PM (97NWC)
Posted by: Used to date her at July 26, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)
116
Supposedly, Gen Z doesn't drink much. I don't have a link, but seems like I read that recently.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 04:56 PM (h7ZuX)
Somebody could write a catchy pop tune with the lyrics “don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?”
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:59 PM (BGSp9)
117
Here's my parody review of Country Fried Steak with Biscuits and Gravy, Green Beans with Bacon, Grits, and Baked Apples.
The Country Fried Steak had hints of White Gravy with a distinct finish of Damn I wish I had that every meal. The Biscuits and Gravy were flaky and a masterful conduit for more White Gravy, which is also a brilliant conduit for Black Pepper and perhaps Alabama or Marshall Tucker on the radio. The Grean Beans and Bacon balanced the meal with something not gravy, yet also Bacon, yet not ably defined even by the best efforts by Faulkner. The Grits and Baked Apples did an interplay of texture and taste, between salt and sweet, between coarse ground grain and firmly baked fruit that would have confused Richard Simmons enough to bulk up and try out for football yet delighted him enough to slim down even more and try out for cheerleading.
Hence my review.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:00 PM (thv+w)
118
I usually just pop half of the loaf of bread Ive made into the freezer when it cools because, being on my own, I rarely get through a full loaf of bread before it starts to grow things.
But I have just started (last month!), when traveling, double-bagging baked goods after putting a couple of anti-oxidizer packets in the inner bag. It seems to help with muffins and cookies; should help with bread, too.
119
>>> Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 26, 2026 04:50 PM (lFFaq)
Good to see you!
Fruit and chocolate are good together (unless it's something weird like kiwifruit).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (vDZgA)
120
There are craft beers around here that are $5/can in a four-pack!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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IMO, some of them are worth it. The Three Floyds I'm drinking now was 22 for a four pack. But the ABV is twice a regular beer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (XvL8K)
121And will continue to be if I ha anything to do about it.
There are craft beers around here that are $5/can in a four-pack!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 04:57 PM
This is why I brew a little something once or twice a year.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (Wnv9h)
122
Somebody could write a catchy pop tune with the lyrics “don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?”
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:59 PM (BGSp9)
Add subtle innuendo...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Norfolk Christian Academy cheerleaders at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (2Ez/1)
124This is odd, because I don't think I've EVER seen a bottle of Chinese wine, not that I'd drink it anyway. It's probably grown in human feces.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)
Puts down bottle of Shaoxing wine on countertop in preparation for stir frying...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (/HDaX)
125
My wine descriptions...
Does it suck all the moisture out of my mouth (aka, is it oaky)? Does it have the world's worst lingering aftertaste (be it cloyingly sweet or otherwise)?
If you answer yes to either question, I don't want you. I want crisp and clean wine. My sister introduced me to Viognier and Pouilly-Fuisse whites (aka the French ones), and they are my favorite...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (tOcjL)
126
I have a double city lot, Dash, but Gravensteins are very productive, and the plums and pear trees are as well. my first job as a kid was picking up apples for Mom, and since then, fruit on the ground feels like an undone chore.
And once I pick it up, it has to be either preserved or tossed. Oh, and dirt requires a garden be put in. It is one of those things up there with re-using bread bags.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:02 PM (rbvCR)
127He’s using “lanolin” to describe wine? Would it be better to use this wine on your rough, dry hands?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 26, 2026 04:58 PM
If your wine smells or tastes like sheep, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:03 PM (Wnv9h)
128 110 Supposedly, Gen Z doesn't drink much. I don't have a link, but seems like I read that recently.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 04:56 PM (h7ZuX)
When they do drink, they drink White Claw.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 05:03 PM (iXmKv)
129
> Supposedly, Gen Z doesn't drink much. I don't have a link, but seems like I read that recently.
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Enough of them purportedly do edibles instead of booze. Our daughters and son do not drink. If they do, it's rare. AFAIK none do edibles, but who knows. They're all in their 30's so not necessarily my biz.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 05:04 PM (jehhT)
130 I left a web tool link and mapping app that I use for exact routing with either a phone app, or a dedicated gps downstairs.
If anyone wants more info...
B I f b e w a l s k I >at symbol< gee emm exe dot com
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 26, 2026 05:04 PM (QVmho)
131
Certainly a 4 pack of craft beer is like buying a 5th of whisky sometimes
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0)
132
Nova Local, my favorite pie in the whole world is coconut cream, and I haven't had a bite of one in twenty or more years!
Thank you for this recipe!! We have an anniversary coming up and I know what I am making for dessert now!!
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2026 05:05 PM (wLjpr)
133
IMO, some of them are worth it. The Three Floyds I'm drinking now was 22 for a four pack. But the ABV is twice a regular beer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (XvL8K)
I don't want to get drunk on a can of beer! High alcohol beers have their place, but I consider them similar to port or sherry.
134
The pompous writer of wine bouquets reminded me of an old Bigelow versus Celestial Seasonings copywriter cage match skit on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAR2tUZf8ew
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 05:06 PM (wUT52)
135
From the Monty Python sketch on Australian table wines:
Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is Beware!. This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old and Yellow, which is particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.
Quite the reverse is true of Chateau Chunder, which is an appelation controllée specially grown for those keen on regurgitation. A fine wine, which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
136
Toppling Goliath out of Iowa makes a Kentucky Breakfast Stout that goes for a couple hundred bucks a bottle on the secondary market.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 05:06 PM (XvL8K)
137
Brewing beer isn’t super difficult, even the DME versions (dried malt extract) make outstanding beer. Very satisfying too, to drink something you made yourself.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:07 PM (vV2t3)
138
132 Nova Local, my favorite pie in the whole world is coconut cream, and I haven't had a bite of one in twenty or more years!
Thank you for this recipe!! We have an anniversary coming up and I know what I am making for dessert now!!
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2026 05:05 PM (wLjpr)
You're welcome! I'll tell you what everyone thinks of it next week! But it was a workout (constant whisking and stirring, sometimes 2 folks at once b/c I'm not good 2 handed, and I would not skip the fine mesh sieve - it seemed to really weirdly bring it together texturally once it was thick enough...spouse was amazed!
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 05:07 PM (tOcjL)
139
Add subtle innuendo...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM (nbLIj)
That follows….
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:07 PM (BGSp9)
14218 I've no doubt that AI can be coached to write reviews like a douche.
So you're saying it's written up like a douche, another reviewer in the night?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)
Nicely done ! But the only douche in the original song is the guy who wrote it.
Posted by: a.moron at July 26, 2026 05:10 PM (X5Jzz)
143
I don't want to get drunk on a can of beer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 05:05 PM (l4RKn)
Words never spoken by the Teenage Dildo for $500 please
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:10 PM (BGSp9)
144Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 26, 2026 05:06 PM
My favorite wine slam is "Probably would not be transubstantiated if consecrated."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:11 PM (Wnv9h)
145
Seinfeld fans know that chocolate babka is the superior babka and will settle for no lesser babkas.
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2026 05:11 PM (YwEeS)
146
Craft beer prices are insane. I hit a Bottle King in NJ and after looking at the local beer offerings, I opted for a six pack of Pilsner Urquell. 10.99 for one of the finest pilsners in the world, versus a local craft beer at twice the price. It might be good, but I can't justify that price. Good on them for finding a demographic that can, though...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 05:13 PM (nbLIj)
147
"Probably would not be transubstantiated if consecrated."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:11 PM (Wnv9h)
148
I like IPA. Son likes sours. And I hate sours and he hates IPA. There is no middle ground in this argument. We agree to disagree and tell each other he is wrong about everything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 05:13 PM (0aYVJ)
149"Probably would not be transubstantiated if consecrated."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:11 PM (Wnv9h)
That is marvelous!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 05:13 PM
Shamelessly stolen from the late P.J. O'Rourke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:14 PM (Wnv9h)
150A fair number of readers make their own beer! They're Morons, so it can't be that hard!
I always did Ales. Top pitched dry yeast. A couple glass carboys ... because you really must move the good stuff from the goat puke in the bottom after 7 to 10 days.
But that stuff in the bottom is GREAT on the garden.
Like all other hobbies, got bored. Trick #1 is keep everything clean. Trick #2 is a coil of copper and a deep sink to get that stuff you boil from boiling to cold as quick as possible. Called ... get this ... a "cold break". Got mine down to less than five minutes.
Then you've got Chill Haze. Have to pretty much filter that out. Doesn't change taste. Just appearance.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:14 PM (thv+w)
151
I had a Budweiser in a can yesterday. It's the kind of beer that belongs in a can.
152 124 This is odd, because I don't think I've EVER seen a bottle of Chinese wine, not that I'd drink it anyway. It's probably grown in human feces.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)
______________________________
They drink Huangjiu, which is a wine (of sorts)....it's nickname is "yellow wine". So, you're close with the "human feces" reference, but just missed IYKWIM.
Actually, in all honesty, I've had it and enjoyed it. In authentic Chinese restaurants, they warm it up before serving. It's mostly rice based.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
153
I like the live yeast in the bottle. Kegging is the way to go in quantity, but requires a bit more equipment and CO2 tanks. Natural carbonation is kinda neat. Beer takes a few weeks to “condition” this way, but it really smooths out after several weeks or months of cold storage.
Make those yeasties work for a living, I always say, whether bread or beer.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:15 PM (vV2t3)
154Seinfeld fans know that chocolate babka is the superior babka and will settle for no lesser babkas.
Ive only seen two or three episodes, and this is one. So, even some non-Seinfeld fans!
155I always did Ales. Top pitched dry yeast. A couple glass carboys ... because you really must move the good stuff from the goat puke in the bottom after 7 to 10 days.
But that stuff in the bottom is GREAT on the garden.
Like all other hobbies, got bored. Trick #1 is keep everything clean. Trick #2 is a coil of copper and a deep sink to get that stuff you boil from boiling to cold as quick as possible. Called ... get this ... a "cold break". Got mine down to less than five minutes.
Then you've got Chill Haze. Have to pretty much filter that out. Doesn't change taste. Just appearance.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:14 PM
*fistbump*
Cooling coils and sludge on the garden ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:16 PM (Wnv9h)
156
I don't want to get drunk on a can of beer! High alcohol beers have their place, but I consider them similar to port or sherry.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
___________
The highest ABV I ever had was something from Avery. Uncle Jacobs stout, I think. Don't remember exactly because I was shitfaced after just one.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 05:16 PM (XvL8K)
157
But is it "taut and linear"?
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 04:51 PM (lJ0H4)
Depends on the girl driving the beer cart on the course.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:16 PM (2WIwB)
158
I buy malt from the brewing supply store in town. He always looks at me odd when I buy a pound of amber malt once every 4-6 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:17 PM (rbvCR)
159
122 Somebody could write a catchy pop tune with the lyrics “don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?”
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:59 PM (BGSp9)
Add subtle innuendo...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 05:18 PM (p4NUW)
160
I had a Budweiser in a can yesterday. It's the kind of beer that belongs in a can.
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 05:15 PM (MWfyi)
Concur.
The garbage can.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:19 PM (2WIwB)
161
I was fairly confident at 9 that I would marry Adam Ant when I grew up. He did not feel the same way, sadly.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 05:20 PM (Dd38x)
162
“Craft beer”. I used to get a case of Lichtenauer (lick the schnauzer, we called it) delivered for the equivalent of eight bucks. That’s ten liters of fantastic beer. Of course this was pre-Euro, they really screwed everyone over with the advent of that. It was after my tour “over there” but I was told they kept the nominal numbers on all prices and just swapped the currency out. Really pissed everyone off, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:20 PM (vV2t3)
163 I had a Budweiser in a can yesterday. It's the kind of beer that belongs in a can.
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 05:15 PM (MWfyi)
Someone gave me a bottle of Perrier water a while back, and I was amazed at how much it tasted like I remembered Coors light tasting.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:20 PM (rbvCR)
Cream - Tales Of Brave Ulysses (Audio)
https://youtu.be/sqNg8ui2sE8
Steely Dan - Home At Last (Lyrics Fanvid)
https://youtu.be/9EoM7qn2Cyk
~ fin ~
Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 05:21 PM (Sy6m/)
165
Has anyone tried their hand at Tuna carpaccio?
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:21 PM (BGSp9)
166
>>I recall in my folks house the kitchen had a drawer, down low, that was for bread. It had an aluminum insert with a sliding top, perforated with air holes.
My grandmother had a drawer like that. It was called the bread drawer. I don't think she invented it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 05:22 PM (viF8m)
167
160 I had a Budweiser in a can yesterday. It's the kind of beer that belongs in a can.
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 05:15 PM (MWfyi)
Concur.
The garbage can.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:19 PM (2WIwB)
_________________________
Dylan Mulvaney: "That's not nice.
Kaitlan Collins: "Yeah, not nice."
Dylan Mulvaney: "Shut up, you. This is my gig."
Posted by: Striving for irrelevance. at July 26, 2026 05:22 PM (dIske)
168
159 122 Somebody could write a catchy pop tune with the lyrics “don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?”
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:59 PM (BGSp9)
Add subtle innuendo...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 05:01 PM
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 05:18 PM (p4NUW)
goody two shoes!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 05:23 PM (AWtML)
169
I was fairly confident at 9 that I would marry Adam Ant when I grew up. He did not feel the same way, sadly.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 05:20 PM (Dd38x)
Bet he regrets it now.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:23 PM (BGSp9)
Posted by: Bobinidaho at July 26, 2026 05:23 PM (zmupA)
171
I was fairly confident at 9 that I would marry Adam Ant when I grew up. He did not feel the same way, sadly.
Posted by: Piper
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You're too goody two shoes?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (XvL8K)
172
So, where can a dude find LinDuh’s cookie recipe?
I’ll admit I bought The Moron Cookbook, but haven’t spent any time going through it. Is it in there?
And, as far as this…
“Hell, a good pan of gently scrambled eggs made with lots of butter and cheese is a delicious Meal!”
So, I’m a bachelor who usual just scrambles eggs in tha pan with the spatula.
But when I’m feeling fancy, I’ll whisk them in a bowl with salt, and let them sit. Supposedly something, something…breaks down the eggs and makes them fluffier.
I then throw in a large spoonful of cottage cheese and whisk enough to blend, and into the pan (with a generous amount of butter) it goes.
Extremely delicious, creamy, and a little cheesy, if it doesn’t sound to weird for you to try…
Oh, and more regular shredded cheese on top, before serving.
Posted by: Gunslinger, who is honestly NOT a Weber shill! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (N91F8)
173
Serious cooking question: if I am boiling water, for pasta or corn on the cob, or whatever, why am I supposed to start with cold water? What's the diff if I start with hot?
So here's a little George Thorogood, dedicated to Gen Z.
Wanna' tell you a story, about the House Rent Blues.
So I log in one Friday, and I message my landlady I done lost my job.
She says "Just AutoPay Me" - as long as I get my money Next Friday.
Now Next Friday she didn't online see a credit for the rent ?
And out the door I went.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:25 PM (thv+w)
175
What's the diff if I start with hot?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (h7ZuX)
About 20 minutes. Same as in town
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:26 PM (BGSp9)
176
172 So, where can a dude find LinDuh’s cookie recipe?
I’ll admit I bought The Moron Cookbook, but haven’t spent any time going through it. Is it in there?
And, as far as this…
“Hell, a good pan of gently scrambled eggs made with lots of butter and cheese is a delicious Meal!”
So, I’m a bachelor who usual just scrambles eggs in tha pan with the spatula.
But when I’m feeling fancy, I’ll whisk them in a bowl with salt, and let them sit. Supposedly something, something…breaks down the eggs and makes them fluffier.
I then throw in a large spoonful of cottage cheese and whisk enough to blend, and into the pan (with a generous amount of butter) it goes.
Extremely delicious, creamy, and a little cheesy, if it doesn’t sound to weird for you to try…
Oh, and more regular shredded cheese on top, before serving.
Posted by: Gunslinger, who is honestly NOT a Weber shill! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (N91F
If the cooks in the mess hall use spatulas to scramble eggs that's good enough for me.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 05:26 PM (AWtML)
Everything I brewed was good, but it wasn't better than the usual beers/ales I bought.
I couldn't justify the time and effort I put in VS pull a cold one from the fridge, pop the top and enjoy.
Same for other folks homemade beers I've tried. Oh, I praise them and their brews but you know, I'm polite like thaaat.
Though if a friend came swanning up raving about this Brussel Sprout and Blueberry Pilsner that I had to try....well, politeness isn't a suicide pact.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 05:27 PM (iJfKG)
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173 Serious cooking question: if I am boiling water, for pasta or corn on the cob, or whatever, why am I supposed to start with cold water? What's the diff if I start with hot?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (h7ZuX)
I always thought it was to avoid impurities from the faucet...but AI is telling me it also will boil faster if it starts cold...I don't science enough to know if AI is lying...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2026 05:27 PM (tOcjL)
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173 Serious cooking question: if I am boiling water, for pasta or corn on the cob, or whatever, why am I supposed to start with cold water? What's the diff if I start with hot?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (h7ZuX)
____________________
Corn is a good one to start from cold water, but IMO, pasta is always (or most of the time) a boil first endeavor.
They say corn cooks more evenly and stays juicier starting with cold, but I don't notice a difference. Hot dogs (when boiled) I start with cold because when they boil I know they're done
Posted by: Striving for irrelevance. at July 26, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)
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169 I was fairly confident at 9 that I would marry Adam Ant when I grew up. He did not feel the same way, sadly.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 05:20 PM (Dd38x)
Bet he regrets it now.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:23 PM
Pretty sure he still hasn’t a clue who I am!
To stay on track, I made a really good dinner last night. So tonight, the kiddo wants ramen. Not the top ramen stuff, the real stuff. We seem to be eating that a lot! But it’s a great way to get a ton of veggies in. I think we will just do a miso broth tonight.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2026 05:28 PM (Dd38x)
181
Serious cooking question: if I am boiling water, for pasta or corn on the cob, or whatever, why am I supposed to start with cold water? What's the diff if I start with hot?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
I always start with hot. Personally, I don't think it makes a difference.
As far as I( can tell, the young's will drink beer but prefer White Claw, Ranch Water, and cocktails such as martinis. Anything that ends in "tiny" is good for them.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 05:30 PM (iJfKG)
183
What's the diff if I start with hot?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM (h7ZuX)
None in my book.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:30 PM (BGSp9)
184
So I texts to the landlady.
I queary ... will you let me slide ?
Prolly' won't have that rent the next door or anymo'.
But she let me slide along, people.
I notice when I hit her up on Tender
She ain't got nothing to say to me.
But for five years ... she was so nice.
She was lovey-dovey.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:30 PM (thv+w)
185That wine description could used to portray one of my farts after eating a cob salad. Splendid.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 04:08 PM
We like to think we eat the cob's salad every day.
Posted by: Sid and Paul and Nic O'Theday at July 26, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)
186Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:25 PM
*pours out one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:31 PM (Wnv9h)
187
I always start with cold water for boiling corn, because I don't have to worry about having too much water in the pot and getting overflow.
"I'm a pragmatist, Jim. Not a Doctor."
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 05:31 PM (dIske)
188
@182 White Claw marketing gives me Zima vibes. Hopefully they'll grow out of it.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 05:31 PM (AWtML)
189
Babka, oh yeah. HEB carries a chocolate babka that is good but the one in the picture looks heavenly.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 05:32 PM (abScH)
190
I do love Sancerre, but am not familiar with the taste of lanolin.
I have been on wine tastings in the Napa Valley and most of France. While not as fun as the Highland distillery rambles with son, DIL and husband, I had a good time.
I also did not spit the Napa Valley wine once I tasted. I drank a lot from different places. My BIL knew how to join tours at the end and miss the yapping and imbibe.
I was very thirsty that night and drank a lot of Sacremento water. Which apparently had the same reputation, due to the nearby Hunt's tomato places and there were problems, as if they were Taco Bell explosive lettuce. Not good.
The next day we were leaving and going through Lake Tahoe to drive home with the BIL and his snotty wife.
As I left their apt a wasp stung me, so I was not only hung over but also on Benedryl. The photos of me at Lake Tahoe are not my best, but I endured and the water was too cold to swim.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 26, 2026 05:32 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 05:33 PM (iJfKG)
192
>>Though if a friend came swanning up raving about this Brussel Sprout and Blueberry Pilsner that I had to try....well, politeness isn't a suicide pact.
For a small state we have an inordinate number of microbrews. They are everywhere. And brew snobs are every bit as boring as wine snobs.
It's beer. No need to make it complicated for complexity sake.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)
193
I just had an alarming number of peanut m & ms
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 05:33 PM (lTr5A)
194
Dash, if you have a microwave corn on the cob is a snap. Peel back the leaves, remove the silk, microwave on high for about 6 minutes, remove leaves and enjoy.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 05:35 PM (abScH)
195
190 I do love Sancerre, but am not familiar with the taste of lanolin.
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Lanolin is secreted by sheep's skin (or other wool-bearing mammals). The wine author must have experience licking sheep.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 05:35 PM (Q7HGX)
196
If you use cultured buttermilk or keifer as the liquid in your scrambled eggs, and keep the heat lowish, you will get giant moist curds of scrambled eggs. The acidity prevents the curds from being small, tough and the fat from the buttermilk or keifer keeps it from being dry.
If you use too much there will be liquid draining, the whey breaks down a bit and will separate in the pan, so be sparing.
I learned to make those eggs for a once upon a time girlfriend, but unfortunately my wife likes scrambled eggs vulcanized with the texture of birdshot. *le-sigh*
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:35 PM (rbvCR)
197why am I supposed to start with cold water? What's the diff if I start with hot?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:24 PM
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Hillary!'s Pasta at July 26, 2026 05:36 PM (0sNs1)
198
And may I also present the following, regarding pompous-assed wine reviewers.
I think the failed ones were hired by cigar companies, although this doesn’t seem as ridiculous now as I seem to remember it was…
“Notes of earth, oak, toast, pepper, herbs, with suggestions of jockstraps, taint, and underarm funk”.
OK, maybe I haven’t seen exactly all of that, but you should get the flavor of what I’m saying.
Diogenes! This has nothing to do with you!
Keep on with your Gun Thread Cigar reviews!
Posted by: Gunslinger, who is honestly NOT a Weber shill! at July 26, 2026 05:36 PM (N91F8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 05:37 PM (jehhT)
200
Corn is a good one to start from cold water, but IMO, pasta is always (or most of the time) a boil first endeavor.
Posted by: Striving for irrelevance. at July 26, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)
Sorry, my question is why do I have to pour cold water to bring to a boil? What's the problem with filling the pan from the hot faucet, because in my mind, I'm already closer to boiling than if I start with cold?
201
Keep on with your Gun Thread Cigar reviews!
Posted by: Gunslinger, who is honestly NOT a Weber shill! at July 26, 2026 05:36 PM (N91F -----
Yes!!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 05:37 PM (lTr5A)
202
I log in one particular evenin'.
The Landlady DM's me "you got my rent money yet" ?
I said "no". Can't work no job.
Therefore can't make no money to pay the rent.
She says "tryin' to be an influencer ain't no damn job".
I saw you online today - you was logged into Steam ...
Gaming up against a bunch of Nerds.
I said "but I's stressed - I been surfing all day"
She says "that don't ping me, as long as you Venmo my money next Friday".
Now next Friday I didn't AutoPay the rent ? And out the door I went.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:38 PM (thv+w)
203I just had an alarming number of peanut m & ms
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 05:33 PM
Hopefully no blue or brown ones!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
204
>>>I recall in my folks house the kitchen had a drawer, down low, that was for bread. It had an aluminum insert with a sliding top, perforated with air holes.
>My grandmother always had a bread box on the counter top. We had one growing up. I've considered getting one just because I like them. They're tidy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 05:39 PM (3oLiU)
205
Here’s a question. When boiling pasta, they always say “4 to 6 quarts” of water. No big deal at home, but out in the sticks where you have to haul water esp. the desert this is a significant hit.
If I’m using 2 cups of elbow pasta, maybe 3 cups of water will work. I haven’t noticed any defects in the finished product. I make a lot of Chili Mac or trailer trash goo-lash in the colder months.
Why do they want these buckets of water to boil pasta?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:39 PM (vV2t3)
When I first told the lovely and doubting Mrs naturalfake, she thought I was nuts.
But, after being right about the advent of rain even when the sky was clear.
She checked it out online, and found out that it's true. But, I guess, rarish, like smelling that asparagus makes your pee stink.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 05:40 PM (iJfKG)
207Sorry, my question is why do I have to pour cold water to bring to a boil? What's the problem with filling the pan from the hot faucet, because in my mind, I'm already closer to boiling than if I start with cold?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:37 PM (h7ZuX)
The only reason I do it is because Mom did it, and she grew up with old water heater tanks that were full of sediment thanks to our hard well water. The tanks would at time spit out sediment and lime.
I don't think it really matters beyond that.
I bet it if you had one of those insinkerator boiling water taps it would be even faster.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:40 PM (rbvCR)
208
186 Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:25 PM
*pours out one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 05:31 PM
+++++
Please, mister bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble, and have no fear
https://youtu.be/RZrP18m0lFo
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 05:42 PM (2Ez/1)
209
People bitch about preservatives but there’s no way they could move those quantities of commercial bread around the country and keep them on the shelf without them. You’ll notice the “good” bread selection is a lot smaller. Fresh bread will mold over pretty fast. I use this as an excuse to eat it, which works really well to prevent mold
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:42 PM (vV2t3)
210
Petrichor is the smell of rain. It comes from soil bacteria, and humans can smell it better than anything. When the humidity goes up and the pressure drops, the bacteria start sporulating, to spread, when the rain drops hit the dirt and the winds pick up.
I have heard it claimed that we can smell it better than dogs can smell anything, but I don't know if that is true.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)
211
My search for tender, juicy pork chops has come to fruition. Extra thick , bone in chops. Put a dry rub on and left them overnight. Took out in the morning to warm up for about an hour. Double wrapped in foil and placed in the oven at 200 for 2 1/2 hours. First time I have ever cut into a pork chops and had juice run out. Was going to reverse sear but it wasn't necessary
Going to do this again with a rosemary/ garlic paste.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 05:44 PM (abScH)
212
I'm already closer to boiling than if I start with cold?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2026 05:37 PM (h7ZuX)
That is correct. Physics does not lie.
But, hot water will have more dissolved substances from the pipes and such, especially if they are old.
213
So I get online ... On my good friends account
I say "look, man" ... I need some credits don't you know ?
You think you could maybe front me some Bitcoin a couple days ?
He says "I don't know man, let me go ask my life-partner".
He gets back online - I could tell by the pause - I know it's a no.
He says "well, you know, she's really empowered and all".
I say "I know". All of 'em are empowered. Now you got one too.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:45 PM (thv+w)
214
They use to caution about using hot water from the tap for cooking use because of high Lead levels, leaching from the plumbing.
In modern homes hot water has also previously ran through the water softener, which may not be what you want.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:46 PM (vV2t3)
Can anyone else here smell rain coming?
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Yes. Although not all the time. It is a unique smell. Both my wife and I can detect it. Not always together.
Same with snow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 05:46 PM (jehhT)
216Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)
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>>But, hot water will have more dissolved substances from the pipes and such, especially if they are old.
Dated a girl in high school from a very Italian family. Grandmother, who lived with them and spoke little english, was an incredible cook.
She put pasta in cold water, way less than I had been brought up to use, and then put it over heat. Claimed it cooked faster and again, used less water. Never tried it but that was her thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 05:49 PM (viF8m)
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In modern homes hot water has also previously ran through the water softener, which may not be what you want.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:46 PM (vV2t3)
Ooh...not sure about that. Softeners are installed on the house side of the main so both hot and cold are softened.
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Sugar is bread dough is a softener, it attracts moisture and helps prevent the bread from going stale. There are other ingredients that help that, but most bread has sugar added for the fermentation that also helps preserve it.
I think in this area most commercial bread doesn't travel more than 60 miles from bakery to store so the initial travel is not the issue, it is how long it stays on the shelves..
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:49 PM (rbvCR)
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Just boiled Hot water will make ice cubes faster than cold water.
The math doesn’t work, I’m sure, but the cubes don’t know that. They are very much smaller cubes. Has to do with evaporation.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:50 PM (vV2t3)
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189 Babka, oh yeah. HEB carries a chocolate babka that is good but the one in the picture looks heavenly.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 05:32 PM (abScH)
HEB also makes the best cranberry pecan turkey salad. I’ve tried to replicate it but it’s not the same.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 26, 2026 05:50 PM (SjAWL)
222
Can't say every time it rains but at least sometimes you can smell it in the air
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)
223
Did You Know? The color of the twist-ties on bread is their way of dating the commercial bread.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:51 PM (vV2t3)
224That is fascinating!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 05:46 PM (l4RKn)
Bad water, heavy Iron, and poor aquifer are all elements of rural living in the Willamette valley. On the positive side, the heavy clay holds moisture for the plants.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:51 PM (rbvCR)
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I can smell approaching rain. It's actually a very pleasant smell.
I can also smell large animals when I am hiking, especially buffalo. Saved me from being surprised a few times in Yellowstone. I hear bears are stinky, but I have not encountered that one personally.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)
226
So I go to my room, fill up my backpack and I go !!!
I slip down the stairs trying to take the back door
She a Facebookin' about the back rent
Ain't hittin' her on Tender no mo' about the front rent
She ain't gonna' get nothin' !!!
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 05:52 PM (thv+w)
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Fresh bread will mold over pretty fast. I use this as an excuse to eat it, which works really well to prevent mold
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:42 PM (vV2t3)
Exactly. It takes me the whole week to eat a small homemade loaf, therefore, I refrigerate it.
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>>>That is fascinating!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 05:46 PM (l4RKn)
Oops, wrong comment.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:53 PM (rbvCR)
229
think in this area most commercial bread doesn't travel more than 60 miles from bakery to store so the initial travel is not the issue, it is how long it stays on the shelves.
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Right, but think of the delays, even an extra day, the weekend, holidays. One day to load the trucks and get it delivered. Fresh bread can mold in 4 or 5 days. I haven’t seen commercial shit loaves get mold but rarely, and that’s after a considerable time
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:53 PM (vV2t3)
230
Right now the smell from the massive Hydrangea just off the porch is the only thing I smell.
Tomorrow it will be rotting grass in the yard.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 05:54 PM (jehhT)
231
Made homemade chocolate pudding today. Easy and delicious.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 05:57 PM (abScH)
232
Keep on with your Gun Thread Cigar reviews!
Posted by: Gunslinger, who is honestly NOT a Weber shill! at July 26, 2026 05:36 PM (N91F
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Yes!!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 05:37 PM (lTr5A)
***
Will do.
Although I may have to work in jockstrap one day.
Weasel, working on another as I type.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:57 PM (2WIwB)
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But, hot water will have more dissolved substances from the pipes and such, especially if they are old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 05:45 PM (l4RKn)
Ah, ok. Well, I do have old plumbing, so best start with cold. I have a filter on the cold tap, because old plumbing, so I typically use that anyway. Just wondered why it was universally proper procedure.
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The grocery store has boneless pork sirloin chops for a dollar a pound this week, so I went to get some yesterday. I put some on the smoker for an unknown amount of time (because I forgot about them) at 230F and they are a little overdone, but they taste great. I was talking to a lady who had picked up 8 of the 4 or 5 pound packages. She said she had 5 sons, and the pork would be gone by today.
Posted by: huerfano at July 26, 2026 05:59 PM (VJX5o)
235
Although I may have to work in jockstrap one day.
Weasel, working on another as I type.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:57 PM (2WIwB)
While this may be common practice during Pride Month!, it is never acceptable on the food thread.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 05:59 PM (BGSp9)
236Right, but think of the delays, even an extra day, the weekend, holidays. One day to load the trucks and get it delivered. Fresh bread can mold in 4 or 5 days. I haven’t seen commercial shit loaves get mold but rarely, and that’s after a considerable time
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 05:53 PM (vV2t3)
An alternate option is to use both the standard bread yeast, as well as Saccharomyces Boulardii to prevent fungal issues longer.
S Boulardii is sold as a probiotic, like Florastor.
I have used it as a principal yeast for baking, and it has an off taste by itself. It is undetectable in a rye starter or used with standard bread yeast.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 05:59 PM (rbvCR)
237
Weasel, working on another as I type.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:57 PM (2WIwB)
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Thanks! It'll likely be a couple of weeks before I get back to my normal schedule.
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2026 06:05 PM (lTr5A)
238
So I goes to the local Starbucks, you know people
I go to the counter
I hold my coat
I call the Barrista
I said "Please, non-gendered should be unionized worker could I possibly have a moment of your time"
He/She/Them said "what you want" ?
No Bourbon. No Scotch. And No Beer.
I've never laid with a Naked Lady but I have with Ben.
The Health Effects are awful said Joe Rogan.
Did you see the Internet Thing about the NASCAR Noose ?
Kinda' curious about how my caboose.
I'm just Gen Z ... curious but not Queer.
Don't want no Bourbon. No Scotch. And no Beer.
No Bourbon. No Scotch. And No Beer.
Micro Transgression !!!
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 06:07 PM (thv+w)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 06:11 PM (2WIwB)
241Will do.
Although I may have to work in jockstrap one day.
Weasel, working on another as I type.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 05:57 PM (2WIwB)
Everything is proceeding as we have forseen.
Posted by: Big Jockstrap at July 26, 2026 06:13 PM (U/s6V)
243
Sipping bourbon with honey as a cough suppressant
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 06:17 PM (abScH)
244
I use tap water to boil pasta which I dump right into the cold water.
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 06:19 PM (/Chlc)
245
But I'm sittin' there
At the little table
Eatin' a whole bran muffin'
I'm chewin' Glutin
Ponderin' Social Injustice
And kinda' Queer
I look back and the counter
And there goes my favorite He/She/Them Should Be Unionized Because Everybody Deserves a Living Wage Barrista.
And He/She/Them kinda growls (in a somewhat intimidating voice) "What You Need" ?
No Bourbon. No Scotch. And No Beer.
Glutin Free Products would be awesome right here.
Its OK if you're a tranny or Queer.
It's all cool, I hate Old Dudes that have to judge ...
Just sayin' I'm OK with Natural Fudge.
Pardon my lisp, I hope you can hear
Don't want no Bourbon, No Scotch, or No Beer.
No Bourbon, No Scotch, and No Beer.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 06:20 PM (thv+w)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 06:23 PM (YlWIZ)
247
Sipping bourbon with honey as a cough suppressant
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 06:17 PM (abScH)
I could use that right now. the smoke here is really bad. Air quality is 250 now. Good day to stay indoors. Have not done the math, but I bet the numerous Oregon fires add up to a million acres; and guess who lives downwind...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 06:23 PM (0aYVJ)
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Ooh...not sure about that. Softeners are installed on the house side of the main so both hot and cold are softened.
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Not necessarily. Check your plumbing in the laundry room or whatever in any case. Ours was not for the Kitchen sink. Hard water is hell on coffee makers
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:23 PM (UKUO1)
249
Thats it! 'bout time for the gub thread.G'night everybody!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 06:24 PM (YlWIZ)
250
Picked my nose
Picked a winner
It was chewy
Called it dinner
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 06:24 PM (acXfL)
251
Why does the alien and UFO bullshit hang on?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 06:23 PM (YlWIZ)
The truth is out there.
Posted by: Hi, I'm Fox Mulder at July 26, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ)
When I first told the lovely and doubting Mrs naturalfake, she thought I was nuts.
But, after being right about the advent of rain even when the sky was clear.
She checked it out online, and found out that it's true. But, I guess, rarish, like smelling that asparagus makes your pee stink.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 05:40 PM (iJfKG)
Yes. I can also sometimes tell the difference of threatening-to-but-won't rain, or you'll-see-it-over-there rain. Then there's pre-snow and post- or reverse-rain. The latter I discovered in the Dallas area; it's a similar smell to pre-rain but stinkier, and is the smell of fallen rain going back up to hang in the air for the rest of the day (not useful for predicting anything you didn't already know).
Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 06:26 PM (Sy6m/)
255
One thing I miss about Fort Collins was how good the water was. Wife misses it as well. It was good for her hair.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 06:27 PM (0aYVJ)
256
I am pickling red onion today for the first time. I never know what to do with the "rest" of the onion when I add it to egg or tuna salad so I am trying this. I hope I can use the pickled onion next time I make egg or tuna salad.
What does everyone else do to use up their red onion?
Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM (286+n)
257
Just look at the sky. You can tell when rain is on the way. In Tornado country, beware a Green sky, this is Not Good.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM (UKUO1)
Do you one better. Folks in Tornado Country know this. You can "feel" the pressure difference. And its an Ozone kind of thing when its coming. The stout ones ? Everything gets "green".
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM (thv+w)
259
I am out of alcohol, nothing to have tonight
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
260
Iris, sipping on that bottle of Whiskey you gifted me. It is very good, thank you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 06:30 PM (abScH)
261My search for tender, juicy pork chops has come to fruition. Extra thick , bone in chops. Put a dry rub on and left them overnight. Took out in the morning to warm up for about an hour. Double wrapped in foil and placed in the oven at 200 for 2 1/2 hours. First time I have ever cut into a pork chops and had juice run out. Was going to reverse sear but it wasn't necessary
Going to do this again with a rosemary/ garlic paste.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 05:44 PM
I get some great extra thick pork Porterhouse steaks. I'll either sous vide or brine for a while. Nice and juicy. Love those things. Two for about $7, and each will feed two people.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)
262
Red onions are good anywhere you’d use onions of pallor, as far as I’m concerned. Nice in Chili too.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:30 PM (UKUO1)
263
What does everyone else do to use up their red onion?
Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM (286+n)
Also still have to make chicken salad for lunch tomorrow.
Getting tired of lunch meat a bit even though try and rotate to something different every week.
WHAT?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM
I feel a great disturbance in the Farce.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:32 PM (Wnv9h)
267
Stir fry chicken rice was pretty good. I need to dress it up some. Tasted fine, but I want to add something for next time. Ginger, maybe. Lemon grass? Eh. It was not difficult to prepare. might me my go-to for a weekend dinner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 06:33 PM (0aYVJ)
268What does everyone else do to use up their red onion?
Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM
I make lots of Greek salad. Leftover red onion is not a problem.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:33 PM (Wnv9h)
269
Not necessarily. Check your plumbing in the laundry room or whatever in any case. Ours was not for the Kitchen sink. Hard water is hell on coffee makers
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:23 PM (UKUO1)
I'm unsure of what you mean. Softeners should be installed before the hot and cold water split, so everything gets softened. Unless you have irrigation...that should be before the softener so you don't waste it on your lawn and plants.
270
I feel a great disturbance in the Farce.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Sausage humor.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 06:35 PM (BGSp9)
271
I use red onion in my pico de gallo and mango salsa.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 06:35 PM (abScH)
272
>>I get some great extra thick pork Porterhouse steaks. I'll either sous vide or brine for a while. Nice and juicy. Love those things. Two for about $7, and each will feed two people.
Are you missing a digit? $7 for two porterhouse steaks?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 06:36 PM (viF8m)
273
I had no idea Skip lived in one of the well, about half, of the counties in Arkansas.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 06:36 PM (thv+w)
275
I get some great extra thick pork Porterhouse steaks. [...] Two for about $7...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)
I Sous Vided a couple of thick chops a few days ago...one porterhouse and one rib chop. The porterhouse turned out great, but the rib chop had that weird texture that Sous Vide sometimes has. It was my fault...I left it in the water too long.
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Posted by: Paul...who likes the flavor of his dog's excrement at July 26, 2026 06:38 PM (TfGUj)
Your mom gets passed around a bike gang like a joint at a concert.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 06:40 PM (unX3E)
281
Got the urge yesterday to make homemade salsa. I usually make a simple Salsa Fresca with tomatoes, onion, jalapeño, and cilantro. (I like to dice everything small rather than run it thru the blender.) I made this, plus a roasted Tomatillo/Serrano Salsa Verde.
The Salsa Fresca was hotter than usual as I added extra Serrano peppers but was perfect in DH's breakfast burritos this morning. The Salsa Verde will be perfect on enchiladas for Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Effie Perrine at July 26, 2026 06:40 PM (p1D+n)
282Are you missing a digit? $7 for two porterhouse steaks?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 06:36 PM
Pork. At Market Basket.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:42 PM (Wnv9h)
283Sausage humor.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 06:35 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Follow your plumbing. You can set it up however you want. The cold water tap in our kitchen did not run through the softener. Nor the outside faucets for obvious reason.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:44 PM (UKUO1)
285
‘Sup, food fans! Naan topped with baked pork and peppers and onions with a dill/ sour cream crema. And a cold beer. Man, it’s toasty here in Cowtown!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2026 06:44 PM (3Ope8)
286
Got the urge yesterday to make homemade salsa. I usually make a simple Salsa Fresca with tomatoes, onion, jalapeño, and cilantro. (I like to dice everything small rather than run it thru the blender.)
Posted by: Effie Perrine at July 26, 2026 06:40 PM (p1D+n)
Chunky seems to taste better to me, although to be fair, the blended versions can be great if they are fresh.
Ah. Still a good price.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 06:46 PM
It is. I grab a couple to freeze when I see them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2026 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)
292I am pickling red onion today for the first time. I never know what to do with the "rest" of the onion when I add it to egg or tuna salad so I am trying this. I hope I can use the pickled onion next time I make egg or tuna salad.
What does everyone else do to use up their red onion?
Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM (286+n)
My wife cut the tops off of a row of my onions because she thought they were green onions I planted for her. Now I have to guess when they are mature enough to dig out. So, the tops and such will make decent kimchi, if you like onion top kimchi
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 06:51 PM (rbvCR)
293
Chunky seems to taste better to me, although to be fair, the blended versions can be great if they are fresh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 06:45 PM (l4RKn)
My late sister made excellent salsa. just a hint of cilantro (minimal cilantro is a good thing). Not chunky, nicely blended. She always had home grown 'maters, jalapenos and habaneros.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)
294
Store bought Salsa has to be one of the most overpriced (and overrated) stuff there is.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:50 PM (UKUO1)
I have never had one that compares to fresh...it's not even close.
297
FWIW, pork prices have become surprisingly good lately. Bought some pork belly for $3.99/lb. Good bacon for less than 4 bucks per, too...
Posted by: man at July 26, 2026 06:53 PM (cGjQu)
298
I have Thai basil, oregano and rosemary out in the garden I trimmed it back ruthlessly because it was shading the lavender and it has come back with a vengeance. Gonna need to burn some barnyard animals so it doesn’t go to waste.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2026 06:53 PM (3Ope8)
299
Why would you do it that way? The softening protects the plumbing from the minerals in the hard water.
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It might be a regional thing, not sure. Softened water tastes weird anyway. I’m sure our house was no outlier.
Our town was serviced by very deep underground aquifiers. Huge. Water was and still pretty reasonable rates. We learned in geology class it takes approximately 10k years to make it all the way from Minnesota.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:54 PM (UKUO1)
300
CBD, thank you for the food thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 06:52 PM (abScH)
My pleasure! Work on that cough with more Bourbon and honey!
301 FWIW, pork prices have become surprisingly good lately. Bought some pork belly for $3.99/lb. Good bacon for less than 4 bucks per, too...
Posted by: man at July 26, 2026 06:53 PM (cGjQu)
I bought some pork shoulder this week for about $1.90 and used it to make link sausage. This batch I ground in one onion and two apples as well as spices and black pepper, and it turned out quite tasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 06:56 PM (rbvCR)
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It might be a regional thing, not sure. Softened water tastes weird anyway. I’m sure our house was no outlier.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:54 PM (UKUO1)
Interesting. Our water is well water and incredibly hard. It destroys fixtures very quickly.
I have a fairly sophisticated softener that uses very little salt and does a great job, without making the water taste weird.
“Yes, the cold water tap is ordinarily run through a water softener, except for specific outdoor spigots and frequently the main kitchen cold water faucet”.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:57 PM (UKUO1)
304
Kindltot, do you put any cumin in that sausage recipe?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:01 PM (abScH)
305
"...except for specific outdoor spigots and frequently the main kitchen cold water faucet”.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 06:57 PM (UKUO1)
Maybe to avoid the extra sodium from the softener?
306
I dunno, could be. Our municipal supply was excellent and tasted great. It’s one of those things we take for granted, a good water supply is something to think about when selecting a home for sure. Required very little treatment other than chlorine disinfecting. Last I heard the “data center” people were sniffing around. Plentiful water, not too expensive.
I lived down in Iowa City and I didn’t even like to shower with that shit. Pumped out of the Cedar River. Blech.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 07:09 PM (UKUO1)
307
Well, I haven't been making sourdough for any time and would love your insights. Please?
Posted by: Pamazon at July 26, 2026 07:12 PM (b5MGU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2026 07:15 PM (3Ope8)
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268 What does everyone else do to use up their red onion?
Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2026 06:29 PM
___________________________
I know there is a nood thread, but couldn't resist.
Red Onion (chopped roughly), Fresh garden grown tomatos quartered, crumbled blue cheese, and a coating of basalmic. Chill it in the fridge for a bit. It's a great substitute for a salad on a hot summer day.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)
310Kindltot, do you put any cumin in that sausage recipe?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 07:01 PM (abScH)
I did not, I put in coriander and fennel.
Cumin is good but I don't find it very sweet.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)
311
Chunky seems to taste better to me, although to be fair, the blended versions can be great if they are fresh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 06:45 PM (l4RKn)
I agree, CBD. I watch a YT guy by the name of Arnie Tex who does amazing recipe videos and has great advice. But, he tends to do blender salsas over chunky, hand prepped versions. Obviously that's necessary for roasted veggies but if you're planning to consume the salsa fresca immediately, go with the hand dicing.
And there's no such thing as too much cilantro.
Posted by: Effie Perrine at July 26, 2026 07:43 PM (p1D+n)
312
For fresh baked bread, the skins of my enemies are the best at preserving freshness.
For pie, I will let you know if there are ever leftovers.
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 26, 2026 10:07 PM (+fQLP)
313All I want from a wine review is some standard language that describes the flavors, and a general connection to reality.
I just want to know it's ABV.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 27, 2026 12:43 AM (4NO2D)
First World Problems...
Obviously, Odysseus' First World Problem was that he couldn't read a map to save his life!
Yeah...not really a genuine FWP, but it makes me laugh, so...
And...Open Thread, but keep it light!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 02:02 PM (NnhvP)
5
My first world problem is all the smoke from the Oregon fires. Air quality index is around 200 now, which is no bueno.
Reminds me of the huge Fort Collins area fires a few years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 02:03 PM (0aYVJ)
6
Mapping tools work great so long as you input the correct address.
My brother-in-law once mistyped an address and we ended up at a community baseball field in south St. Louis instead of at Busch Stadium, our intended destination.
8Obviously, Odysseus' First World Problem was that he couldn't read a map to save his life!
His real mistake was trying to make the trip in a Ford F-150 Lightning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 02:05 PM (guGkK)
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If James Joyce book Ulysses was a retelling of the Odyssey set in Dublin, I can only imagine the name and occupation of our New York Odysseus. Did he travel by Greyhound bus?
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 02:06 PM (BGSp9)
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2026 02:06 PM (Q+gd/)
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My brother-in-law once mistyped an address and we ended up at a community baseball field in south St. Louis instead of at Busch Stadium, our intended destination.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 02:04 PM (FZ29D)
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Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 02:08 PM (8jVAy)
13
A Geek Tragedy.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3UbC6)
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It had a happy ending. We still managed to find the correct route and arrived in time for the Cubs to demolish the Cardinals, much to my BIL's delight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 02:08 PM (odIVf)
15
Hey thx CBD, my home city Kingston made the big time. Lower right of the map. Being shown on Ace of Spades is the biggest news since the Brits burned the place in 1777
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 02:09 PM (xh8GK)
16
Even though my trucks always carried car wax they didn't ever get any, I use it for screw and bolts lube.
But I like this car and decided to wash and wax it.
My hoses in front house need to be fixed as couldn't get them apart and couldn't get a hose nozzle on it.
Had to resort used my thumb over the end.
Will get parts tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 02:10 PM (Ia/+0)
17
I paid for, and downloaded a map update pack for my wife's Explorer. The instructions indicate it'll take an hour. The car has to remain running the whole time. And most of the functionality of the infotainment system will be unavailable for that time.
I'd like to drive it instead of having it sit in the driveway, running for an hour, but I wonder if somehow it'll freak out at some point and strand me somewhere I'd rather it not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 02:10 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Billythesquid at July 26, 2026 02:10 PM (gN+5I)
19
@nicksortor 58m 🚨 BREAKING: Police have KlLLED the man who drove his vehicle into a Berlin parade last night, per ZEIT
Abdul B. has been on the run since last night
Who could’ve POSSIBLY guessed it would’ve been a Muslim guy??! 🙄
Germans: TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 02:11 PM (vbXSk)
20
@nicksortor 58m 🚨 BREAKING: Police have KlLLED the man who drove his vehicle into a Berlin parade last night, per ZEIT
Abdul B. has been on the run since last night
Who could’ve POSSIBLY guessed it would’ve been a Muslim guy??! 🙄
Germans: TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK
Posted by: illiniwek
Now we'll never know the reason for the attack.
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (lJ0H4)
21
Over the last couple of days passage from Fauci's diary and his emails have been released. He's an even bigger monster than previously known.
He was consumed with his own publicity during the China virus and was constantly pushing his colleagues and grant recipients to push for him to win awards and cash prizes. He made millions off his "fame" as The Science.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (viF8m)
22
I never wash my truck. Just hose it off at the local U-Wash-It now and then. The Ford clearcoat paint for that model year has held up very well.
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (ZxPkt)
23
NYS’s southern tier is beautiful and deserted."
Indeed. Did the Cooperstown thing once. Really lovely country
Posted by: man at July 26, 2026 02:14 PM (XuXeR)
24
It's a short distance on that map by road, by Odysseus insisted on traveling by ship. You know how hard it is to row or sail a ship on a New York highway?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 02:15 PM (qx7Zg)
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>>@nicksortor 58m 🚨 BREAKING: Police have KlLLED the man who drove his vehicle into a Berlin parade last night, per ZEIT
>>Abdul B. has been on the run since last night
Who could’ve POSSIBLY guessed it would’ve been a Muslim guy??! 🙄
But wait, it gets worse. He had already been arrested by German police for radicalism and released with a sentence that included taking de-radicalism courses.
They knew he was going jihad and turned him loose on their own people.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
26
Is it uncouth to say that Ulysses was the most incoherent unfocused piece of crap I ever tried to read?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM (ClnUm)
27
Could easily detour thru Syracuse and Utica then south to
Troy if you have the time. Might stretch it out to 15 years.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM (sl73Y)
28
I keep one of those DeLorme maps of my state in the car. Can't beat it for detail. Has backroads that are just creek beds.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM (XvL8K)
29
> Over the last couple of days passage from Fauci's diary and his emails have been released. He's an even bigger monster than previously known.
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I've worked with people like him. PhD's. Absolutely full of themselves. Absolutely sure they're right, and everyone should acknowledge that. And praise them.
They hated me for the disrespect they deserved.
I hated them back.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM (jehhT)
30
Greece, Rome , Troy , Ithaca, Syracuse , Phoenicia, Ilion , Athens, Carthage, Utica , Cairo , Greece. All cities in upstate NY named for ancient cities
Austerlitz and Waterloo are also here if you are a Bonaparte aficionado
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM (xh8GK)
31
It's a short distance on that map by road, by Odysseus insisted on traveling by ship. You know how hard it is to row or sail a ship on a New York highway?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 02:15 PM (qx7Zg)
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No wonder it took him 20 years...
there's a federal installation in my town (FEMA) and one of the features is a map warehouse. Everything the gummint has published, map-wise, is available in the storefront.
for example: USGS grid squares, incredibly detailed.
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 02:18 PM (ZxPkt)
33
It's a short distance on that map by road, by Odysseus insisted on traveling by ship. You know how hard it is to row or sail a ship on a New York highway?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 02:15 PM (qx7Zg)
I was here the whole time!
Posted by: The Erie Canal at July 26, 2026 02:18 PM (odIVf)
34
>>>>>>31 It's a short distance on that map by road, by Odysseus insisted on traveling by ship. You know how hard it is to row or sail a ship on a New York highway?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 02:15 PM (qx7Zg)
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No wonder it took him 20 years...
*******
Couldn't he take the Eire canal?
Posted by: Cosda at July 26, 2026 02:20 PM (E5YMT)
35
When you have all those Sirens slowing you down and pulling you over on the interstate, it takes a bit longer.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2026 02:21 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at July 26, 2026 02:25 PM (zdQuL)
42
Is it uncouth to say that Ulysses was the most incoherent unfocused piece of crap I ever tried to read?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM
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Hold my beer.
Posted by: Finnegans Wake at July 26, 2026 02:25 PM (1Au9i)
45
I also took one of those Delorme maps and laid the pages out to make a full map of the state. It was like 12 by 5 feet. Took me a good bit of time and then the wife made me get rid of it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 02:27 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 02:27 PM (0sNs1)
47
I made a SERIOUS attempt to read Ulysses TWICE. 20 years between the first time and the second time.
I failed both times.
I suspect a lot of people who claim to have read it are lying.
Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2026 02:26 PM (RCjYY)
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Hard to beat its doorstopper potential, though.
Posted by: Just like 2001 at July 26, 2026 02:36 PM (2Ez/1)
62
> or example: USGS grid squares, incredibly detailed.
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I worked for the USGS Western Mapping Agency decades ago. Some of the old, hand drawn maps from the 1920's and 30's were stored there.
Works of art.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 02:36 PM (jehhT)
63
Google kept trying to route us onto the I95 express (read, TOLL) lanes driving through Virginia. Little wondered why that was, so that got me on my soapbox about how state governments and their beneficiaries (like highway regulatory agencies) conspire with tech companies to tweak their software to maximize their advantage over the rest of us. I just about finished my explanation as we crossed into North Carolina...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 02:37 PM (nbLIj)
64
My brother-in-law once mistyped an address and we ended up at a community baseball field in south St. Louis instead of at Busch Stadium, our intended destination.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Nephew was going to a large family party in Montecito CA, put in the address and didn't check the city. They had just moved to Ridgecrest CA, so they didn't know the route. Wife asked did we want to go to Visalia. They were a bit late. Doh,
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 02:40 PM (NnhvP)
65
for example: USGS grid squares, incredibly detailed.
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 02:18 PM
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What3words.com
Highly addictive.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 02:41 PM (2Ez/1)
66
Air quality was 450 the OR fire I dealt with. There was one south of Portland and one on the Oregon coast. Expect more big fires in OR and WA. They have idiots managing the state forests and parks. They preserve flammable brush for the animals.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2026 02:41 PM (bkuEU)
67
I worked for the USGS Western Mapping Agency decades ago. Some of the old, hand drawn maps from the 1920's and 30's were stored there.
Works of art.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 02:36 PM (jehhT)
When stationed in Germany, our battalion used German made maps, kind of an equivalent of our USGS maps. They were magnificent. I borrowed a few over my time there.
I still prefer maps and atlases but am not opposed to using the interwebs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 26, 2026 02:44 PM (0aYVJ)
68
You could not pay me to that woke Odysseus piece of crap! The cast and director need to be thrown in a Greek prison with Bubba Spiro and his Kabob.
Deport every illegal and Muslim!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 26, 2026 02:44 PM (F3nnw)
69
They knew he was going jihad and turned him loose on their own people.
Posted by: JackStraw
So; no different than here.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 02:45 PM (NnhvP)
70
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
________________________________
AfD: "We're going to need more voter registrations."
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)
71
Out-of-the-blue question (I am neither military nor a lawyer):
If you get an honorable discharge of course you can reenlist.
If you get a Less Than Honorable can you still reenlist? Would it then be possible to expunge that stain on the record?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 26, 2026 02:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Marketing at July 26, 2026 02:49 PM (vDZgA)
73
Talk about map reading
Tried yesterday to rent a Uhaul truck.
Besides having to do it all on my phone out in parking lot of gas station renting one, though a fairly short trip home and barely couple miles from gas station the website thought I was going to Texas.
Ended the reservation as i couldn't put my license in, the cashier couldn't, said 2 credit cards were bad ( worked later on Easy Pass and today).
Not sure what was scam or legitimate got a message from Uhaul they were going to pay me to use rented truck and pick up a full trailer all not far than my short trip and make $850
As didn't ever get truck didn't matter.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)
74
pick up a full trailer all not far than my short trip and make $850
As didn't ever get truck didn't matter.
Posted by: Skip
They pay their mules!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 02:52 PM (NnhvP)
75
>>> 73 Talk about map reading
Tried yesterday to rent a Uhaul truck.
Besides having to do it all on my phone out in parking lot of gas station renting one, though a fairly short trip home and barely couple miles from gas station the website thought I was going to Texas.
Ended the reservation as i couldn't put my license in, the cashier couldn't, said 2 credit cards were bad ( worked later on Easy Pass and today).
Not sure what was scam or legitimate got a message from Uhaul they were going to pay me to use rented truck and pick up a full trailer all not far than my short trip and make $850
As didn't ever get truck didn't matter.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Where (about) are you, maybe you're within range of an enterprising Moron?
Some others suggested a Home Depot or Lowe's rental, although I seem to recall them charging for mileage.
I've used a panel van rental from Hertz for multiple trips in the past - much cheaper than a car and your cargo area is climate controlled.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2026 02:54 PM (vDZgA)
I live near a medium sized town. Pretty conservative area overall. They didn't have fireworks or any municipally sponsored 250th Anniversary of the US celebrations. Flags were on houses, flying from personal vehicles etc. but the opinion overall was that those running the town let them down. So they raised royal hell at the following Mayoral meeting. Some enterprising folks actually went out to local businesses and solicited sponsorship to hire a professional fireworks company. They proceeded to line up musical groups and food carts for the local park, and set up baseball games with the local little league.
Next week that town is having an all day 250th celebration with fireworks, food, music, baseball etc. I'm there!!!! They sent the Mayor a personal invitation and told her she was expected to attend.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 03:01 PM (NkUqe)
79
I fairly liked my old Garmin, but new version has Fastest and Straight line. Thats it. Straight might work in desert but in se Pa roads do not go straight to your destination.
If put in Pa Turnpike mode it thinks its the fastest way anywhere you want to go.
Sent a unhappy email to them every trip the fastest adds 7 miles even kn a 20 mile trip.. Need to get back to them their "fastest trip in a screen shot says 28 miles when home in shortest normal trip is 17. Another a 24 mile trip at 1/2 point was 20 more with 12 miles to go.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)
80
I probably have 800 pounds of aluminum to get to scrap yard. And someday thinking might have 800 pounds of lead.
If my truck would have lasted another year.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)
81 Now we'll never know the reason for the attack.
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (lJ0H4)
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Zat wass the idee. Zis case iss closed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 03:05 PM (O0L8i)
82
My A/C is fritzing. I think the compressor capacitor isn't starting the compressor. It's up to 82 in the house.
I want to call the A/C guy but my wife doesn't want to pay the weekend fee. I tried pointing out that we are to old and rich to have to suffer but she is adament.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 26, 2026 03:05 PM (4NO2D)
83
just about finished my explanation as we crossed into North Carolina...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 02:37 PM (nbLIj)
In the future, he will hold his questions until closer to home.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 03:06 PM (sl73Y)
84
"The road to Damascus goes through Boring unless you come from I-205"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 03:07 PM (rbvCR)
85My A/C is fritzing. I think the compressor capacitor isn't starting the compressor. It's up to 82 in the house.
Quick way to tell, if you haven't already, is go outside and stand by your outdoor unit. Start a time on your phone for 15 minutes.
If its the starter cap ... you'll hear an "err" sound at least once. That's the compressor motor trying to go, but without the starter cap it just won't have enough ass to get moving.
Posted by: Easy Way To Tell at July 26, 2026 03:08 PM (thv+w)
86
doesn't want to pay the weekend fee. I tried pointing out that we are to old and rich to have to suffer but she is adament.
Posted by: toby928
Local hotel with pool!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2026 03:10 PM (NnhvP)
87Mapping tools work great so long as you input the correct address.
My brother-in-law once mistyped an address and we ended up at a community baseball field in south St. Louis instead of at Busch Stadium, our intended destination.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 02:04 PM (FZ29D)
My wife tried to rent a car for Las Vegas and was stymied because the system would only provide prices in Euros. I took a look at her problem and discovered that the system had tried to provide her a rental car in the Canary Islands, apparently there is a Las Vegas there, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 03:10 PM (rbvCR)
88
Ordered a topo map of the AO. Also ordered a military map protractor.
Kinda surprised myself that I remembered most of the land nav I learned in the Army.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 26, 2026 03:12 PM (IMPuq)
89
In the future, he will hold his questions until closer to home.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 03:06 PM (sl73Y)
You'd think he would have learned that trick during last year's road trip from California to Florida...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 03:14 PM (nbLIj)
90
@79/Skip: I have a Garmin dezlCam OTR725. I've tried to program in a school bus route, but the blasted Garmin tries to re-optimize the route and put the stops in what it thinks are the best order, rather than the order I programmed.
They need a "Follow my stops exactly as specified" and "Follow my stops AND route exactly as specified".
Further, they had a desktop application called BaseCamp, but they've made that "discontinued" now. It sorta works with the 725, but you have to have the 725 plugged into the computer via the USB cable in order to use the detailed maps. You can't just copy the detailed maps from the Garmin to the computer, because reasons.
Lastly, the USB data interface on this thing is absolute ass. I take the Micro SD card out and pop it into a reader on my computer if I need to transfer video from my drive. Trying to do it via the USB cable is horrid with the number of dropouts you get.
Bottom line: This thing is expensive in price, but feels cheap and feature-incomplete. Not sure what I'd get next but it wouldn't be a Garmin.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 26, 2026 03:17 PM (O7YUW)
91
So I'm not completely panning the Garmin, it does have its uses, and it has pulled my bacon out of the fire a few times when I had no idea where I was and needed to get somewhere specific. It's just really not good for a route that has to overlap itself by design.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 26, 2026 03:19 PM (O7YUW)
92Kinda surprised myself that I remembered most of the land nav I learned in the Army.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 26, 2026 03:12 PM
Find yourself a new butterbar and your map worries will be over.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)
93Greece, Rome , Troy , Ithaca, Syracuse , Phoenicia, Ilion , Athens, Carthage, Utica , Cairo , Greece. All cities in upstate NY named for ancient cities
Austerlitz and Waterloo are also here if you are a Bonaparte aficionado
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 02:16 PM (xh8GK)
It’s spelled SYCACUSE. Moron.
Posted by: Barack O. at July 26, 2026 03:19 PM (d2A7m)
94
I liked old Garmin, Fastest and Shortest, almost always used shortest. Milage adds up, and gas isn't cheap. Fould most times those extra miles didn't save but a few minutes.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)
95
Find yourself a new butterbar and your map worries will be over.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)
___
lol
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 26, 2026 03:21 PM (IMPuq)
96
84 "The road to Damascus goes through Boring unless you come from I-205"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 03:07 PM (rbvCR)
I was in Boring once.
It was.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 03:21 PM (2WIwB)
97What is Mamdami’s NYC doing to celebrate 9/11’s 25th anniversary?
Posted by: Piss Be Upon Him at July 26, 2026 02:29 PM (Xe8e7)
He and his wife are taking ululation classes as we speak!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)
98
Now have Bluetooth, often go to Google and direction reading from the car.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)
99
What is Mamdami’s NYC doing to celebrate 9/11’s 25th anniversary?
Posted by: Piss Be Upon Him
Handing out candy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 03:24 PM (NkUqe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 03:25 PM (NkUqe)
101
My FWP...
Those dang personal shoppers at the grocery store! This repugnant Covid holdover has grown into a monster. Used to be a "shopper" would use one cart and fill one order. Now they have these huge friggin' carts where they are shopping for half a dozen customers. Then when two or three are in the same aisle you're screwed. You can't get to what you want and you wind up going Willy-Billy thru store trying to get what you need.
Asshats!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 03:28 PM (2WIwB)
102100 100
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 03:25 PM
I C what you did there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 03:28 PM (0sNs1)
103
99 What is Mamdami’s NYC doing to celebrate 9/11’s 25th anniversary?
Posted by: Piss Be Upon Him
Handing out candy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2026 03:24 PM (NkUqe)
_________________________
Jenga Tournament in Bryant Park.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 03:29 PM (dIske)
104
I used UHauls app a lot back in NYC. It is fussy but then again, you are renting a truck. The legal aspects are a pita. HD might be easier and cheaper way.
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 03:30 PM (8jVAy)
105
When we first arrived here in East Jesus, TN, I once used Waze to route ourselves to a locale we hadn't been to before. Everyone told us it should take about 2 hours but, nope, Waze said 45 minutes if we head north. Hokay. Off we go. What I didn't realize until it was way, way, waaaaay too late was that the ATV trails through the 90,000 acre Wildlife Management Area immediately north of us are named. Waze apparently though "Hey, named roads. They're drivable by normal vehicles."
Word to the wise, a Camry WILL bottom out on ATV trails.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2026 03:30 PM (O6Iwc)
106
Google maps on my phone has been no bueno lately. I had to grab my GPS garmim out of the old p/u to have a backup. Annoying as hell is if I leave the thing in maps mode hoping it will connect to internet it will give me the map view. So if I had saved the route correctly it could probably direct me, just not having any traffic issue updates. I think I need to upgrade my phone plan, I have Mint Mobile. I might try Pure Talk.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 26, 2026 03:30 PM (PV+Zw)
107
The rolling green hills of central NY makes a lovely drive. The fall foliage on some of the back roads around the Finger Lakes can be breathtaking.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 03:34 PM (JvZF+)
108
I just look to see if there are any map updates for my pickup truck's navigation system. It's 10 years old.
The answer is no.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 03:34 PM (jehhT)
https://tinyurl.com/3hc4s6ap
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 02:29 PM (viF8m)
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Neeeeeigh!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 03:38 PM (JvZF+)
110
Abdul B. has been on the run since last night
Who could’ve POSSIBLY guessed it would’ve been a Muslim guy??! 🙄
Germans: TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK
Posted by: illiniwek
Now we'll never know the reason for the attack.
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (lJ0H4)
Deniable plausibility.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2026 03:41 PM (DBLHZ)
111
Howdy Do from cowtown. 101 on the front porch.
Posted by: little people at July 26, 2026 03:42 PM (ehY6c)
112
U-Haul is far and away the worst choice to rent a truck from. Worst maintained trucks and highest charge per mile. And their”selling point” of lowest deck height means you have to try to pack in around the wheel wells. So it’s difficult to efficiently pack a secure and tight cargo area.
Penske or Enterprise are much better options. Can get lift gate, all their stuff has <100k miles cuz they sell them once it goes over, and they have much better customer service.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 26, 2026 03:42 PM (+ZFVL)
113
FWP: I run so many documents thru my shredder that now it's worn out and I'll have to go get a new one. I didn't think that was possible.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 03:42 PM (3oLiU)
114
Well sent those screen shots and explaining their directions and actual miles to my house to Garmin.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0)
115
In my state you can go from Rome to Athens and then on to Cairo, and even Vienna and Berlin if you'd like.
124
113 FWP: I run so many documents thru my shredder that now it's worn out and I'll have to go get a new one. I didn't think that was possible.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
I burn so much of my neighbors pine straw, branches, and cones that documents and all paper, cardboard are immolated all together. Burn pit is hungry anyway.
Posted by: Bud Anderson, Springfield at July 26, 2026 04:01 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2026 04:05 PM (vDZgA)
126
Find yourself a new butterbar and your map worries will be over.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)
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lol
Posted by: SMH
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My BIL (AF Master Sgt) once received a call from his CO's office about a meeting to discuss some administrative matter. At the end of the short conversation, the XO added, 'Oh, and bring your lieutenant with you'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2026 04:06 PM (XeU6L)
Check out gpx studio, (gpx.studio is the actual web address).
I use that to create my off road routes, then turn it into a .gpx file that my motorcycle TomTom gps imports. It uses my exact routing that I created. Sygic (another good mapping app for phones) will import gpx files too.
Highly recommend it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 26, 2026 04:55 PM (QVmho)
129
We are now accepting applicants to become a Lodge Brother of the Loyal Order of Raccoons. Apply today!
Posted by: The Grand, High, Exalted, Mystic, Ruler, Morris Fink at July 26, 2026 05:25 PM (JM9I6)
Explosive Diarrhea explained by Dave Barry, whom my late brother used to correspond with and send him strange newspaper articles.
My brother was a hilarious dude. I have a long letter from him when we were in college that still causes loud laughter when I read it.
I nearly died the first time when I received it because he also used to draw little cartoons in the marigins (vs probably taking notes in his own college class).
We were raised on Saturday morn cartoons and our joined laughter was mixed with tears and near death from lack of oxygen into adulthood.
Dave Barry (yes I know he leans liberal):
https://tinyurl.com/5e2t4zz9
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 26, 2026 05:47 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)
132
The Movie.
Misses most points of the epic poem.
No Achilles lamenting his loss of life?
Odysseus didn't need to be drugged to stay with Calypso, he liked the sex.
He kills ALL the suitors AND any disloyal servants.
Never a regret at sacking Troy.
Reporter: Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think?
Mrs Lincoln: spoiler alerts would help, ya dumb f'.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 26, 2026 10:10 PM (+fQLP)
As Ye Sow, So Shall Ye Reap: The Failure Of Western Europe To Defend Itself From Invasion
Brussels is 25% Muslim. Why is anyone surprised that the social compact (a Western idea) has broken down, and crime is rampant? Why is anyone surprised that the possibility of terrorist attacks has increased? Why is anyone surprised that attacks on Jews have increased? In the first two months after the October 7, 2023 terrorist attack on Israel, antisemitic attacks in Belgium increased by a factor of 13!
So now they are going to go after Americans? How does this change anything? The Muslim world is on the march, and they will kill anyone their book commands...starting with Jews, but it is an inclusive command, so really...anyone who isn't a Muslim. And when there aren't any kafirs around, they go after each other! Shia vs. Sunni is as old as Islam.
But the inability to function in polite modern society is another unintended consequence of Europe's opening of its borders. They got Islamic terrorism, but they also got the special bonus of a culture that has no respect for the cultural mores developed over 2,500 years...
So they got rape and assault and murder and theft and destruction of property and casual aggression directed at...everyone. And let us not forget wholesale fraud directed at the government programs intended to help them! We got a healthy helping of that in America, but Europe has a big head start!
US State Department Issues Travel Advisory for Belgium
The U.S. Department of State has updated the travel advisory for Belgium, warning about risks to American travelers due to terrorism, crime, and unrest.
Outfits inspired by terrorist organizations “are intent on attacking U.S. citizens abroad,” including in Europe, the department said in a July 23 update. Belgium had been designated with the “Level 2: Exercise Increased Caution” classification earlier, with the latest update retaining the classification, while adding in risks of crime and unrest.
Terror operatives can use knives, vehicles, and firearms to target crowds. They typically aim their attacks at vulnerable and unprotected targets, such as places of worship, schools, shopping malls, public transportation systems, hotels and restaurants frequented by tourists, and high-profile public events, according to the advisory.
Low-level street crime, such as purse snatchings, robberies, and pickpocketing, is common, especially in major cities, trams, train stations, at the Brussels metro at night time, and in public areas such as restaurants, the department said. Criminals may operate as teams, targeting people by bumping or shoving into them, especially in crowds, the advisory said, while warning Americans to remain alert to distractions.
So...explain to me again the advantage of opening Western borders to people like this? The short term bump in the voting rolls for the left is going to change quickly once Muslims become enough of a voting bloc to sway elections. And they will sway toward Islam, because that is what they do.
New York City has a taste of it with the election of the Islamist Mamdani. Dearborn and Paterson and Passaic and Brooklyn and Philadelphia and Houston and Chicago have their problems too. See the pattern?
So what does Islam bring to those cities? It certainly seems like they bring lots and lots of crime and urban blight and an explosion in welfare costs, not to mention an intense focus on Jews and Israel; they are the canaries in the coal mine. Sure, Islam is most exercised by Jews, but Catholics will do as a target in a pinch. Just take a look at what Islam is doing in Nigeria right now...murdering Catholics every single day! And the world cares not a whit. And let us not forget those pesky Protestants and Hindus (Pakistan-India border anyone?).
If you think that the Muslims in America are any different than those in Nigeria or Pakistan, I have a bridge to sell you.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 12:01 PM (NcvvS)
3
The best word to describe Western Europe since 1956 is 'supine'.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 12:03 PM (NcvvS)
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It's not going to be the Democrats who we face first. Or the Socialist Democrats. Or the Communists.
It'll be the Islamists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 12:03 PM (jehhT)
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Low-level street crime, such as purse snatchings, robberies, and pickpocketing, is common
So soon after pride month?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 12:03 PM (TZJ3f)
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"So what does Islam bring to those cities? It certainly seems like they bring lots and lots of crime and urban blight and an explosion in welfare costs..."
*****
Don't forget bout us.
Posted by: Learing Centers at July 26, 2026 12:04 PM (2Ez/1)
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Plus, it's like Maximum Overdrive! The cars have become sentient and evil!
NBC News
@NBCNews
BREAKING: One person is dead and several are injured after a car drove into a crowd during Berlin’s LGBTQ+ Pride parade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 12:05 PM (ndZc7)
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The Brits have the most to fear at this. There have been several good articles about the IRGC infiltration . I would not be surprised to terror attacks as the IRGC get more desperate.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 12:07 PM (abScH)
10 And when the Musloids slit their throats, the last gurgling words from the Europeans will be, "You stupid Americans!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:08 PM (O0L8i)
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Of all the illegals who entered the US under *biden, around 10K were "Middle Eastern single men." Most in their 20's and 30's. Hardly any of those thousands show up on welfare lists.
I'm surprised with what's going down in Iran right now we haven't seen an uptick in terror attacks from them, here at home. Yet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 12:11 PM (jehhT)
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"The Camp of the Saints" explains it. You will be called a RACIST if you complain.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:11 PM (qFwJc)
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"No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”
Posted by: ~ Winston Churchill, The River War at July 26, 2026 12:11 PM (2Ez/1)
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Islam is a shit encrusted desert topping and a floorwax.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2026 12:11 PM (jUkzA)
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I saw a funny interaction between a muslim street imam and a hindu:
Hindu: Our religion is the oldest
Muslim: No ours is because we come from Adam
Hindu: Then why does Adam have a Christian name and not a Muslim one?
Muslim: Blank face for a moment then...no no Adam is a muslim name and he was a muslim
Hindu: Rolls eyes walks away
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)
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I'm waiting for Angela Merkel to apologize and admit she really screwed up inviting all those Muslims and other third worlders into Germany as she tried to assuage her guilt for the sins of her fathers and grandfathers and show she's better than they were.
It will be a long wait.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
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Why doesn't Belgium offer 2nd Amendment Travel Packages to their country. Invite 100s of Americans for a holiday with no restrictions on firearms. We'll help you clean up some of your parasitic infestation, like WW11.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 12:14 PM (3oLiU)
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Have their been other advanced civilizations that committed suicide or is the West a guinea pig?
Posted by: Call Or Txt 988 at July 26, 2026 12:15 PM (JM9I6)
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Key and Peele had a skit where a couple of people are in a jihadi terrorist cell and they opened a food truck to make money for their attacks.
Their leader shows up and asks them why they haven't attacked infidels yet
The food trucks guys talk about how much money they are making, realize this is not helping their case, then argue the fatty cholesterol laden food they are serving up is killing the infidels in 20 or 30 years.
The skit ends with the leader threatening them up then opening up a food truck next door.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)
24Have their been other advanced civilizations that committed suicide
I'll argue that Imperial Rome did, as did Imperial China.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
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18 Islam is a shit encrusted desert topping and a floorwax.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Well done! I see what you did there!
Posted by: Sunshine Desserts at July 26, 2026 12:16 PM (JM9I6)
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And when the Musloids slit their throats, the last gurgling words from the Europeans will be, "You stupid Americans!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:08 PM (O0L8i)
Climate change cause by America's perfidious love of AC, and also our overall oafishness and boorishness.
Posted by: mea culpa at July 26, 2026 12:16 PM (/wRqu)
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Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)
As far as interactions between muslims and hindus go, that's pretty tame.
I remember listening to Robert Spencer talking about the two a long while back. Bloody relationship as well.
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The Religion of Peace needs enemies that it can rape/murder/kill, to show their superiority (and just for their own carnal pleasures). They also like to steal billions when given half a chance (e.g. Ilhan).
China is much the same, as they also are on the march to Run the World, but they are less likely to rape and murder on our own (Western World) streets.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 12:18 PM (vbXSk)
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So the Somali guy who filmed Shiloh Hendrix and got her arrested? He had been arrested for raping a 16 year old and then Tampon's people dropped the charges with no explanation. This might explain why he was hanging around a playground filming people though
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)
30And when the Musloids slit their throats, the last gurgling words from the Europeans will be, "You stupid Americans!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:08 PM (O0L8i)
Climate change cause by America's perfidious love of AC, and also our overall oafishness and boorishness.
Not to mention the ridiculously large portions in some of our restaurants. They may have a point there.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
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I’m not a historian but I have slept at a Holiday Inn in the past… and I think WWI killed Europe; it’s been a zombie since 1918…. Well, since 1945 because 1939-45 was simply a re-start of 1914-18.
We saved their bacon both times because their martial spirit was gone (the useless slaughter of the Great War destroyed the flower of their youth). They’ve had nothing left since to resist any threat. Without the US during the Cold War I’m convinced they would’ve surrendered to the Soviets. Their hate of America is simply projection… they hate themselves for being cowards but can’t admit it so they hate us (Trump in particular) for having the martial spirit they lost (apparently forever) in the two world wars….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 26, 2026 12:18 PM (ugElV)
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CBC - man drives car through Berlin Pride Parade.
I'll place bets....
I'm going with Quakers. They're a sketchy bunch of people.
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 12:19 PM (Oy/m2)
33 That Islam is considered a political movement and not a religion can be determined by the zeal with which otherwise Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots defend it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:19 PM (O0L8i)
20 I'm waiting for Angela Merkel to apologize and admit she really screwed up inviting all those Muslims and other third worlders into Germany as she tried to assuage her guilt for the sins of her fathers and grandfathers and show she's better than they were.
It will be a long wait.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
She’s going to be sitting next to Hitler in Hell and he’s going to say to her “you know these people, they never appreciate how hard you work to help them, do they?”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:19 PM (ClnUm)
35And when the Musloids slit their throats, the last gurgling words from the Europeans will be, "You stupid Americans!"
I saw an infographic labeled: How to handle being decapitated by a Muslim as a European and not break the law
Panel one: Do NOT fight back. That's racist and islamophobic
Panel two: Do yell for the police until he cuts through throat
Panel three: Rest assured you are helping usher in a better world as you pass away
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart
>Honor killing is about as bad as it gets. These people are animals.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 12:20 PM (3oLiU)
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And when the muzzles are at your throat will you fight then??
Posted by: little people at July 26, 2026 12:20 PM (ehY6c)
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The ancient Greeks and Romans and modern Europeans stopped reproducing. That why their civilizations died.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (qFwJc)
39That Islam is considered a political movement and not a religion can be determined by the zeal with which otherwise Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots defend it.
The number of virulent atheists I've seen attack Islam fits on one hand. The number I've seen attack Christianity, Judaism, hell even Hinduism is hundreds...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
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So. Instead of the city of Bastogne about to be overrun, they let the whole friggin country get threatened.
Hey Europe, time to put your big boy pants on and cowboy up.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)
41 90% of US households have AC. The comparable figures for Japan and Korea are 91% and 86%. But nobody says anything about them because they're not the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (O0L8i)
42 32 CBC - man drives car through Berlin Pride Parade.
I'll place bets....
I'm going with Quakers. They're a sketchy bunch of people.
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 12:19 PM (Oy/m2)
Yes, it was a Quaker named Abdul. (Seriously)
I have to laugh at the complete shock on the part of those at “the pride parade”
Reminds of the Babylon Bee piece: “I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:23 PM (ClnUm)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:23 PM (qFwJc)
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The difference between a radical Muslim and a moderate Muslim:
- the radical Muslim will gleefully behead the infidels
- the moderate Muslim is OK with the radical Muslim beheading the infidel.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 26, 2026 12:23 PM (MNCvZ)
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I was watching some facebook reels last night and a young pink haired girl showed up addressing the attack on the Berlin Pride rally. The reel was about 60s.
0-10s: We mourn the anti-gay bigotry that led to this attack.
10-15s: Yes the person being charged is a Muslim but I'm not going to judge people by their religion
15-60s: You know what makes me really mad? The Christian men gleefully talking about this online!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)
46 "The Camp of the Saints" explains it. You will be called a RACIST if you complain.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
And silence is violence too!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 12:23 PM (Cqx++)
47
Just take a look at what Islam is doing in Nigeria right now...murdering Catholics every single day! And the world cares not a whit.
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That's fine with The Left, because the Catholics are colonizers.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 26, 2026 12:26 PM (oaYsi)
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The number of virulent atheists I've seen attack Islam fits on one hand. The number I've seen attack Christianity, Judaism, hell even Hinduism is hundreds...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
It’s because radical leftism/progressivism is itself now primarily a religious belief , much more than a political one. And their hatred of us has deluded them into thinking that Islam, which also hates us, is allied with them.
Hey idiots - it isn’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:26 PM (ClnUm)
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23 Key and Peele had a skit where a couple of people are in a jihadi terrorist cell and they opened a food truck to make money for their attacks.
Their leader shows up and asks them why they haven't attacked infidels yet
The food trucks guys talk about how much money they are making, realize this is not helping their case, then argue the fatty cholesterol laden food they are serving up is killing the infidels in 20 or 30 years.
The skit ends with the leader threatening them up then opening up a food truck next door.
Posted by: 18-1
To some extent, this is true. Same old story as Ninotchka movie. Open modern societies tend to corrode beliefs which is why Islamic countries have a stasis--they are consumers and not developers.
And zealotry waxes and wanes. But that is cold comfort to the Western victims that never had to die while Islam goes through its waxing phase of invasion, destruction, and death.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)
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Where are all the epic blockbuster timeless classic Hollywood movies about the life of Muhammad and the profound truths of the Koran?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 26, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)
51Where are all the epic blockbuster timeless classic Hollywood movies about the life of Muhammad and the profound truths of the Koran?
I wonder if they'd pick a black girl to play Aysha?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)
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Oh, another major factor in the death of Europe: the death/decline of Christianity there. Their flabby secularism is no match for militant Islam…. I’ve read that their spectacular cathedrals are mostly empty of worshipers on Sundays; they’re more like Museums for tourists to visit now than active churches
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (ugElV)
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BTW, on both X and Bluesky, German leftists are blaming the terror attack on Berlin's Pride Parade on the "right", and specifically on the AfD.
The fact that a jihadist did the attack makes no difference to them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (aD4fx)
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The number of virulent atheists I've seen attack Islam fits on one hand. The number I've seen attack Christianity, Judaism, hell even Hinduism is hundreds...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
It’s because radical leftism/progressivism is itself now primarily a religious belief , much more than a political one. And their hatred of us has deluded them into thinking that Islam, which also hates us, is allied with them.
Hey idiots - it isn’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:26 PM (ClnUm)
***
And the atheists know the muzzies will attack them in return. So they leave them alone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (2WIwB)
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Jews are getting fed up.
In a rambling but with more details and more accurate than AP (they can’t spell one town correctly – thought Google Map was being a bigot until this article), Article says,
‘Settlers attacked several Palestinian towns and villages overnight Saturday, torching two mosques, a home and several vehicles and spraying graffiti claiming “revenge” for the killing of an Israeli in a deadly clash as violence continued to engulf the West Bank, the IDF and Palestinian reports said.’
But it there was already trouble and killing the two peace makers, a civilian and a soldier (took his gun away from him) lit it up. Two mosques, one in the process of being built (why are they allowing that) literally set alight.
https://tinyurl.com/zw5tvp4u
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (VPNgR)
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Where are all the epic blockbuster timeless classic Hollywood movies about the life of Muhammad and the profound truths of the Koran?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 26, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)
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You know, nowadays you can whip up a realistic movie with AI to reveal the true story of Islam.
57
I saw a funny interaction between a muslim street imam and a hindu:
Hindu: Our religion is the oldest
Muslim: No ours is because we come from Adam
Hindu: Then why does Adam have a Christian name and not a Muslim one?
Muslim: Blank face for a moment then...no no Adam is a muslim name and he was a muslim
Hindu: Rolls eyes walks away
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)
Wouldn't "Adam" technically be a Jewish name?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 12:29 PM (1z8ji)
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Well ya know, if you read about this stuff like I do, you’d know its because of the fuckin’ Jews and their fuckin Jewy schemes.
Posted by: Dan Ballbagians mullet at July 26, 2026 12:30 PM (Yyx9J)
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Hey Europe, time to put your big boy pants on and cowboy up.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)
I think it’s far too late. The battle has already been lost, this is just cleanup/consolidate stage for the victors.
The only good part is that with Europe’s economy and industry collapsing, all the Muslims are going to inherit is a musty, decaying historical theme park that no one wants to visit anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:30 PM (ClnUm)
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***Why is anyone surprised that the possibility of terrorist attacks has increased? Why is anyone surprised that attacks on Jews have increased?
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Why is anyone content with them living here?
Why are we not helping them to expatriate to their homeland?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 12:30 PM (VPNgR)
I would say that the martial spirit was strong in WWII in a subset of courageous Britains, Danes, Norwegians, French, German, Russians and Italians. These were mostly in the middle class.
The courageous were abandoned by blinkered elites. Look at Churchill as an exception to less farsighted leaders in England. The French military and politicians compared with Paul Reynaud. Germany Hitler vs the German General Staff. Stalin in the Soviet Union verses anyone but Beria.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 12:30 PM (u82oZ)
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Graphic depictions of Muhammed are forbidden. Just ask Charlie Hebdo.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:31 PM (qFwJc)
63‘Settlers attacked several Palestinian towns and villages overnight Saturday, torching two mosques, a home and several vehicles and spraying graffiti claiming “revenge” for the killing of an Israeli in a deadly clash as violence continued to engulf the West Bank, the IDF and Palestinian reports said.’
After WWII the Europeans ethnically cleaned Germans from all over the place arguing that was the only way to assurance peace in the future. IN some of these places Germans had lived for hundreds of years and this ethnic cleansing happened in the late 40s.
Meanwhile in Israel, most of the muslim population moved there in the 1880-1920s due to the economic boom that Zionism created but if you discuss sending these people back to Jordan/Syria/Egypt again just like the Europeans did to Germans it is evil hate speech...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
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[Well ya know, if you read about this stuff like I do, you’d know its because of the fuckin’ Jews and their f***in Jewy schemes.
I can't tell if you're being facetious or just a complete idiot. Please to clarify.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)
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Islam and the hardcore radical left share a lot of ideology. I doubt the Muslims would have any issues killing those radicals once their usefulness was exhausted, but the left doesn't see it.
It's going to be messy. For everyone.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 12:32 PM (jehhT)
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"Honor killing is about as bad as it gets. These people are animals."
Yeah, but it kinda makes sense. It is something like how we execute traitors in time of war (especially on the battlefield). Because Islam is always at war with all "infidels", so the "apostates" must be murdered lest they help "the enemy".
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 12:32 PM (vbXSk)
43% Amsterdam.
41% Vienna.
37.5% London.
35% Stockholm
29% Paris
...and so on.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:32 PM (aD4fx)
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I wonder if they'd pick a black girl to play Aysha?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)
I thought about that this week, and I think the best person to portray Muhammed would be Peter Dinklage. He could have a little sword and everything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:33 PM (ClnUm)
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Yeah, muslims don't get along with anyone.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 26, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)
Well, islam was founded by Satan on the premise of its followers not getting along with others, only dominating them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 12:33 PM (1z8ji)
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Alas, Europa will never provide another Charles Martel.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2026 12:33 PM (wvc0i)
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Europe is mostly lost, although I read that Denmark is repatriating a lot of them. Poland and Hungary are holding the line.
The UK is almost lost too.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:33 PM (qFwJc)
74I thought about that this week, and I think the best person to portray Muhammed would be Peter Dinklage. He could have a little sword and everything.
I'd go for Dylan Mulvaney. The fact that you didn't makes you a transphobe.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
75The only good part is that with Europe’s economy and industry collapsing, all the Muslims are going to inherit is a musty, decaying historical theme park that no one wants to visit anymore.
We need contingency planning to get the nukes and the art works out of Europe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:34 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:35 PM (qFwJc)
77 Just to be sure, I make a distinction between atheists as people who can't believe in an Almighty and anti-religious bigots who sneer at anyone who does.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:35 PM (O0L8i)
43% Amsterdam.
41% Vienna.
37.5% London.
35% Stockholm
29% Paris
...and so on.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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One has to be careful though to attribute those population shares with overall population. Like black/minority percentage in the US of major cities is well over 50 percent in most situations which has caused a move to suburbs by whites and even rural exurbs.
But eventually the invasion will turn towards the countryside and a nation that does not believe in itself has already surrendered.
Posted by: zombie Vlad Tepes at July 26, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)
80Alas, Europa will never provide another Charles Martel.
Europe is mostly lost, although I read that Denmark is repatriating a lot of them. Poland and Hungary are holding the line.
The UK is almost lost too.
Dang, I'm glad you guys weren't around for the Siege of Vienna.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
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I think it’s far too late. The battle has already been lost, this is just cleanup/consolidate stage for the victors.
The only good part is that with Europe’s economy and industry collapsing, all the Muslims are going to inherit is a musty, decaying historical theme park that no one wants to visit anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:30 PM (ClnUm)
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Sadly you may be right. But I'd hope they'd at least try. It'd be bloody, but at this point, necessary.
I remember Germany in the 70s-80s where the "older" Germans had their little hide holes. These were the stay behind troops if ever the Russians rolled in. (Found out about these guys by accident and it scared the crap outta me). Most were vets from WW2. And they were tough old guys. All gone now.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:36 PM (2WIwB)
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Ya can't make a film about Mohammad.
Too pedophilia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 12:37 PM (u82oZ)
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The number of virulent atheists I've seen attack Islam fits on one hand.
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They're virulent atheists, not suicidal idiots.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)
Around the turn of the century, Mark Steyn was sitting with a friend in central Vienna across the street from a maternity clinic, and noted that every woman entering the maternity clinic was Muslim.
That was twenty-five years ago.
Imagine what Europe will be like in 2050.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:37 PM (aD4fx)
85 It's not going to be the Democrats who we face first. Or the Socialist Democrats. Or the Communists.
It'll be the Islamists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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I don't know if anyone has analyzed the psychology of the Islamists, but I bet it's the same as the DSAssholes:
1- Promised more than they actually got
In the case of the young commies, it's a mid-6-figures job requiring minimal effort in exchange for their 4 years in a Gender Studies program.
In the case of Muslims, it's walking on clean streets among beautiful girls who want to have sex with you every night. An enlightened Arab friend of mind described this to me: "Those 25 blondes weren't waiting for him at the airport..."
2- > Tear down the whole system and everyone in it, punishing those who have what you want
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 26, 2026 12:37 PM (mmrXZ)
86
I saw a youtube thing recently. An Arab Christian is a police officer in Israel. It was really quite heartwarming.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:37 PM (qFwJc)
87
***They got Islamic terrorism, but they also got the special bonus of a culture that has no respect for the cultural mores developed over 2,500 years...
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We've got that here but in a more subtle form. On the surface they appear to conform to our culture and laws but it is a subterfuge. They are like the mafia, they have no respect for our culture or our laws they exist and live within a subculture below the facade they present to the public.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 12:37 PM (VPNgR)
88
In British news the police went to arrest a guy for a racist X-box name...something like Ching Chong Chinaman but decided not to when they confronted him and he was ethnically east Asian...
Glad to know the British cops are worried about the important crimes.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)
89
Where are all the epic blockbuster timeless classic Hollywood movies about the life of Muhammad and the profound truths of the Koran?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 26, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)
There should be an animated mohammed story starring Porky Pig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)
90
Despair is a sin. Repent and do God’s will. Look it up.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 12:38 PM (fQFd2)
91
77
Just to be sure, I make a distinction between atheists as people who can't believe in an Almighty and anti-religious bigots who sneer at anyone who does.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Neither can do math or probabilities and the underlying 'pride' leading someone to claim either of those categories goeth before their fall.
Belief in 'nothing' is exactly why the Western world began to decline and WWI seems to have accelerated that in the West. If you believe in nothing but saving your own skin, then you will acquiesce to the most horrible treatment for your society as a collaborator to save your own incalculably valuable life for yourself.
Laying down your own life so that others can live is an alien philosophy to materialists and hedonists.
Poland is the new Germany, but the EU is working hard to kneecap them.
The current Polish military can defeat, but not hold, Germany today. Well, if NATO stays out of it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 12:39 PM (u82oZ)
93
muslims don't like christians yet they choose to live among christians.
muslims don't like jews yet they choose to live among jews.
Is there a pattern here? Is every body still sleepy from last night's big meal?
But what about the good muslims? Maybe they should be helping us catch the bad muslims. For starters.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 12:39 PM (3oLiU)
94"Adam" is a Cartwright name.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 12:32 PM
And Adama is a Battlestar Galactica name.
Conspiracy or coincidence?
You decide.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1)
95
Last time I was Europe most of the women with baby carriages where in hijabs.
Of the remaining ones they were pretty clearly southeastern European.
The few younger western Euro women I saw were jogging/biking in short shorts.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
96
"Dang, I'm glad you guys weren't around for the Siege of Vienna."
You know why 9/11 has such significance?
I love the story about Jan Sobieski and the winged hussars.
I looked at a map and realized Poland isn't really that far from Vienna. Totally doable.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:41 PM (qFwJc)
97
To defend one's nation and culture from those who'd pervert it, first you must respect and appreciate the history of the nation and it's culture.
The Left has indoctrinated most of Western Europe to disparage it's history and hold it's culture in contempt.
The Oppressed//Oppressor dynamic has destroyed the pride and patriotism across the Continent.
Poland and Hungary are the exceptions.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 26, 2026 12:41 PM (MNCvZ)
98
But what about the good muslims? Maybe they should be helping us catch the bad muslims. For starters.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Some are but from the most, there is no reason to do so--because if the zealots find out they will be killed so like most people in a society, they take the easy way out.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)
99But what about the good muslims? Maybe they should be helping us catch the bad muslims. For starters.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 12:39 PM
The bad muslims want to kill you.
The good muslims want the bad ones to succeed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)
100
I agree with the sentiments expressed in the article and in the comments.
However, I don't think ancient Rome committed cultural suicide, any more than the Aztecs did.
There was something called "the great migration of peoples," in which peoples from the steppes put military pressure on neighboring peoples in the trans-Rhine area and on the Danube. These disrupted tribes then put new military pressure on Rome.
A German historian once made a comprehensive list of published exolanations of Rome's fall: he catalogued 600 of them. Starting with leaded wine bottles. So reasonable people can disagree.
I think imagining a hurricane spinning counter-clockwise (the great migration of tribes from the east to the west) is useful in analyzing Rome's fall.
Hungary is going sideways into a power drive under the new government. The EU approved.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 12:42 PM (u82oZ)
103
But what about the good muslims? Maybe they should be helping us catch the bad muslims. For starters.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 12:39 PM (3oLiU)
The good Muslims? You mean both of them?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:42 PM (ClnUm)
104Sadly you may be right. But I'd hope they'd at least try. It'd be bloody, but at this point, necessary.
There had been French families living in Algeria for more than a century when the Muslim Algerians won their independence.
A number of French people wanted to stay in independent Algeria, but the response of the Muslims there was "La Valise ou le Cercueil" - "The Suitcase or the Coffin".
So, there is precedent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:42 PM (aD4fx)
105
"There should be an animated mohammed story starring Porky Pig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)"
That, fellow miscreants, is championship level calvinball!
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 26, 2026 12:43 PM (jrgJz)
106
Maybe a Civil war II will stop the the Marxists invasion.
The biggest killer of Muslims is other Muslims.
The biggest killer of Communists is other commies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 12:44 PM (u82oZ)
109Where are all the epic blockbuster timeless classic Hollywood movies about the life of Muhammad and the profound truths of the Koran?
This column about the Paramount merger and who opposes it makes the point that Hollywood is committing suicide.
THE MERGER ISN’T KILLING HOLLYWOOD. HOLLYWOOD ALREADY DID THAT:
Far from “thriving,” theaters sold roughly 770 million tickets last year — down 37% from 2019 and less than half the 1.57 billion sold at the 2002 peak. The share of adults who see a movie at least monthly has fallen by more than half. Receipts hold up only because the average ticket now runs north of $13. Charging ever more to ever fewer people is not a thriving business; it is a shrinking one, repriced. And moviegoers will tell you why they stopped coming: nearly 2 in 5 adults who attend less often say there is simply not a good enough variety of new films worth the trip.
https://tinyurl.com/ujkz2z4z
The success of Nolan’s Odyssey might be a pyrrhic victory for Hwood, cementing audiences’ post-Covid habit to go to the movies a couple of times a year to see the blockbuster that has the most hype, rather than going nearly every weekend.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
Anyone else predict bloodshed? I can imagine mass street slaughter like during the Protestant Reformation. St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre and Henry VIII killing monks sort of thing, although I don't know who prevails.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 26, 2026 12:45 PM (mmrXZ)
111Hungary is going sideways into a power drive under the new government. The EU approved.
The new Hungarian government is in the process of criminalizing the opposition and making sure that it can never lose a future election, with the enthusiastic support of the EU.
"Our Democracy", donchaknow.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:45 PM (aD4fx)
112
A summary of the DSA position, as articulated by their co-chairman:
"We're using the Democratic Party as a ballot-access vehicle, not because we share its goals. We build our own organization, get elected under the Democratic label, caucus with Democrats when it's useful, and push our own agenda from the inside. We see the Democratic establishment as an obstacle, not a home."
How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this? And will it matter?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 12:46 PM (0sNs1)
113
106 Maybe a Civil war II will stop the the Marxists invasion.
Posted by: Skip
The ruling class is the problem--these are the wealthy, the employers, academia, the bureaucracy, the courts, politicians, and law enforcement. They have neutered their militaries to spend on butter rather than guns.
It will take a dozen Cromwells to end it and be damned forever more in history for doing so. I think the common people are willing, but they need leaders to cross the Rubicon to force remigration back to Islamic lands.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
114Poland is the new Germany, but the EU is working hard to kneecap them.
The current Polish military can defeat, but not hold, Germany today. Well, if NATO stays out of it.
Why on earth would Poland want Germany - it's full of muslims.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
115
"The biggest killer of Communists is other commies."
I was presented with an interesting factoid in Adult Ed class today.
In the 20th Century, 50 million people were killed in wars.
205 million were killed by their own governments.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 12:47 PM (qFwJc)
11674 I thought about that this week, and I think the best person to portray Muhammed would be Peter Dinklage. He could have a little sword and everything.
I'd go for Dylan Mulvaney. The fact that you didn't makes you a transphobe.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
I'm going to go have manly cry right now.
Posted by: Elliot Page at July 26, 2026 12:47 PM (n9eFH)
117
Yeah, but it kinda makes sense. It is something like how we execute traitors in time of war (especially on the battlefield). Because Islam is always at war with all "infidels", so the "apostates" must be murdered lest they help "the enemy".
Posted by: illiniwek
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Yeah, It was her fault that guy raped her, let her be hanged.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 12:47 PM (VPNgR)
118
There was something called "the great migration of peoples," in which peoples from the steppes put military pressure on neighboring peoples in the trans-Rhine area and on the Danube. These disrupted tribes then put new military pressure on Rome.“
Something I find most significant is that by the 5th century there were almost no actual “Roman” armies in existence anymore. The wars on the frontiers consisted primarily of Barbarians hired by Rome to fight their wars, vs Barbarians from outside who wanted a piece of the pie.
You will see Europeans now say they should rebuild their militaries by bringing in all these underemployed Muslim men.
But I’ve seen that movie, and I know how that story ends.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 12:48 PM (ClnUm)
119However, I don't think ancient Rome committed cultural suicide, any more than the Aztecs did.
There was something called "the great migration of peoples," in which peoples from the steppes put military pressure on neighboring peoples in the trans-Rhine area and on the Danube. These disrupted tribes then put new military pressure on Rome.
The Romans ceased to enlist in the military, preferring to contract that out to the barbarians they let into the empire. The result was predictable.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)
120 How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this?
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At best, when they lose their jobs. More likely, never.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:49 PM (O0L8i)
121
The current Polish military can defeat, but not hold, Germany today. Well, if NATO stays out of it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 12:39 PM (u82oZ)
I have to believe that Germany still has it within itself to survive. I see it in more and more vids and reports of people (and police) having had enough. There is push back. One hopes it isn't too little, too late.
Same thing in France but their Islamic problem has a longer history.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:49 PM (2WIwB)
122Anyone else predict bloodshed? I can imagine mass street slaughter like during the Protestant Reformation. St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre and Henry VIII killing monks sort of thing, although I don't know who prevails.
I just reread Houellebecq's novel "Submission", in which a Mandarmani-type (the smiling, friendly, "liberal" Muslim) leads the Muslim Brotherhood to victory in France, and France relatively peacefully becomes an Islamic state.
We'll see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 26, 2026 12:49 PM (aD4fx)
123"We're using the Democratic Party as a ballot-access vehicle, not because we share its goals. We build our own organization, get elected under the Democratic label, caucus with Democrats when it's useful, and push our own agenda from the inside. We see the Democratic establishment as an obstacle, not a home."
How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this? And will it matter?
You seem to assume the mainliners have different goals. I don't think they do, they just differ about how to get there.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)
Hungary is going sideways into a power drive under the new government. The EU approved.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Eurocrats, like rust, never sleep and eventually Orban was going to lose unless he formally became dictator which introduces its own set of problems.
No matter how popular a political party is at the outset, it will eventually end up losing to the opposition in a Democracy. But when the opponents are globo homo reds, you will lose your society now by the globo homos opening the firehose of immigration from shitholes to cement their power.
Same goes for us, the DSA has to win but once and we will be in the same perilous waters.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)
125
How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this?
By 2028 there won't be any mainline donks.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)
127
"Invasion" connotes a military incursion that is usually opposed by the invaded.
I think "Colonization" is more precise.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 12:52 PM (JvZF+)
128
You seem to assume the mainliners have different goals. I don't think they do, they just differ about how to get there.
Posted by: Archimedes
The leaders of the Democrats and GOPe for that matter, the Uniparty, just wanted to get rich and dominate politics so that the left or right could not gain power. But over time, the uniparty itself became more and more left globo homo because the well that fed it was a radicalized academia teaching kids. These folks WERE the marxists all along and globalists to boot.
Guys, the details of the latest jihadist attack in Europe are psychotic.
Abdul Ballout was born in Berlin, but he left Germany for Lebanon.
Germany identified him as an Islamist threat, so they had him arrested in Lebanon and FLEW HIM BACK TO GERMANY to put him on trial for plotting terror attacks.
He was convicted and sentenced for terrorism offences in May 2026 but released on time served.
By July 2026 he was back on the streets.
German authorities told him to attend de-radicalisation counselling sessions.
He responded by carrying out a jihadist terrorist attack on a pride parade.
https://tinyurl.com/jnpb2psw
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)
130
Same thing in France but their Islamic problem has a longer history.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:49 PM (2WIwB)
I think the UK is worse off, but France's political elites are untethered from reality, and that may be their undoing.
131
I think all the political parties in western Europe who facilitated immigration are doomed. People there aren't crazy. Nigel Farage and Marine Le Pen and AfD are not one-offs. They're a trend.
132
Same goes for us, the DSA has to win but once and we will be in the same perilous waters.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)
Organize now.
Know who your allies are.
Buy ammo.
Train.
Does this seem drastic? Or just common sense?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:53 PM (2WIwB)
133 Same thing in France but their Islamic problem has a longer history.
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Algeria was once a French départment and had full representation in Parliament.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 12:54 PM (O0L8i)
134
The Muslims are using the Democrat Party to achieve power.
The Democrats think they are using the Muslims to achieve power.
At some point, this will play out exactly as the Bolsheviks culling the Menshevicks or the Reign of Terror where the early leaders of the French Revolution were led to the guillotine by their more radical "allies".
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (MNCvZ)
135
I’ve read that their spectacular cathedrals are mostly empty of worshipers on Sundays...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 26, 2026 12:28 PM (ugElV)
Not in France. Sunday service at Notre Dame was standing room only the last time I was there.
There has been a resurgence of Christianity in France...whether it is enough is an open question.
136 Where are all the epic blockbuster timeless classic Hollywood movies about the life of Muhammad and the profound truths of the Koran?
Posted by: I gotta ask
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That would have to be a one-person production with no advance marketing at all. Cf. Salman Rushdie and his translators, publishers, etc. You could never get a full cast and crew to sign up for the death threats.
Besides which, depicting Mohamed's face is forbidden. Some Muslim (I assume) production company made a film about him years ago without showing his face. Just the back of his head. Maybe you could do that, but then, the profound truths would get you in trouble.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (mmrXZ)
137
I think the UK is worse off, but France's political elites are untethered from reality, and that may be their undoing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:53 PM (l4RKn)
I wouldn't argue against that. I was thinking of France's history of colonialism in N Africa. But yeah, England has the same problem.
And no 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (2WIwB)
138
The original Adam was not "Jewish", was he? The twelve tribes came later, the houses of Israel, and all the OT law. "Jew" came about (as a word) sometime after Christ, as I hear it. Not sure if they are just the House of Judah (for "Jew"?), or if all twelve original tribes are still in existence. I could as Grok I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Big Penguin at July 26, 2026 12:56 PM (0sNs1)
141
The Muslims are using the Democrat Party to achieve power.
The Democrats think they are using the Muslims to achieve power.
At some point, this will play out exactly as the Bolsheviks culling the Menshevicks or the Reign of Terror where the early leaders of the French Revolution were led to the guillotine by their more radical "allies".
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (MNCvZ)
142
It seems that Germany has it's own idiot Judge problem:
https://tinyurl.com/9b52cr7z
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2026 12:57 PM (n9eFH)
143
This guy has an opinion, an opinion Fox News had to apologize for twice.
https://tinyurl.com/3w83h2ae
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 12:57 PM (ndZc7)
144
It must be redefined as such, because religions have special protections in the West, and that is our massive weakness!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:51 PM (l4RKn)
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We have got to do a better job defining what is a first-amendment protected "religion".
Islam is an eliminationist cults (and also a death cult) that have somehow undeservedly crowded into the tent hoping decent people will not notice the sham.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 12:58 PM (JvZF+)
145
"Jew" came about (as a word) sometime after Christ, as I hear it.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (vbXSk)
146Organize now.
Know who your allies are.
Buy ammo.
Train.
Does this seem drastic? Or just common sense?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 12:53 PM
It would have seemed drastic if you had included "Focus on fundamentals."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 12:59 PM (0sNs1)
147
>139 the profound truths of the Koran?
Butt secks?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 12:56 PM
*ahem*
Posted by: Pedophilia at July 26, 2026 01:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 01:00 PM (fQFd2)
149
The recent UK and Australian governmental attacks on their highly trained soldiers in the Special Air Service are quite worrying.
Institutional knowledge is leaving both of those units.
The good news for the UK is it would take only 6 former Special Forces troops to defeat the UK police forces.
The Gates of Vienna website published a series of essays on how a determined minority can be effective. Don't know if you can get them via search engine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 01:00 PM (u82oZ)
150
The right got corrupted first--GHWB's rewarding Commie China after Tianenmen led immediately to the great outsourcing boom of manufacturing to China, Clinton poured gas on it and allowed the Chinese to have key US missile technology and even warhead weapons designs in return for gobs of cash for his reelection. GWB even before 9/11 figured the business relationship with China was more important than our compromised secrets and the GWOT led to even more Chinese influx into Western society. It corroded us far more than it helped Chinese understand the US and that is still the case with 500k plus students propping up our rotten university system and Chinese consulates acting as key supports for leftist DSA types.
Now the rotten fruit is that the Democrat Uniparty is falling to the Watermelon alliance of Reds and Greens---the Dem side let the outsourcing, the H1Bs, DEI, etc. happen which killed the jobs for the white overeducated types--who are now turning to pure commie instead of blaming their replacements in jobs. So a civil war in the Dem party between the grifting insiders and the outsiders.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
151
The Muslims are using the Democrat Party to achieve power.
The Democrats think they are using the Muslims to achieve power.
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Ah, an idiot strategem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)
152
Not in France. Sunday service at Notre Dame was standing room only the last time I was there.
There has been a resurgence of Christianity in France...whether it is enough is an open question.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (l4RKn)
I’m glad to hear that; there’s hope then
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 26, 2026 01:01 PM (26GAh)
153
It would have seemed drastic if you had included "Focus on fundamentals."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2026 12:59 PM
I will let Weasel put the Fun in fundamentals.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 01:01 PM (2WIwB)
154
Organize now.
Know who your allies are.
Buy ammo.
Train.
Does this seem drastic? Or just common sense?
Posted by: Diogenes
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When the balloon goes up no one will be wearing badges or uniforms.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 01:01 PM (VPNgR)
Posted by: Judah at July 26, 2026 01:01 PM (2Ez/1)
156
Thx CBD. It's amazing watching the passive/aggressive Muslims in action. They aggressively say they will take over as their holy book requires, but if you call them out they scream bigotry. It's the whining about bigotry that gets the feeble minded in the West to submit. Fine Muslims, kill the wimpy westerners then we'll kill you.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 01:02 PM (xh8GK)
Posted by: Sunny Hostin at July 26, 2026 01:02 PM (n9eFH)
159
Calling Islam a religion has been successful here in the states. Most people would believe this to be true. And the Muslims get special treatment for it.
They get to build their mosques, madrassas and whatnot. Broadcast their calls to prayer 5 times a day over loudspeakers. Nobody dares question this, or their treatment of women and non-Muslims.
That little slip, letting the Islamists have their way with "religion" is never going to be rectified. Letting them into government is going to end up being a bigger problem than most think. Minneapolis was conquered. They just haven't acknowledged it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 01:02 PM (jehhT)
160There has been a resurgence of Christianity in France...whether it is enough is an open question.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (l4RKn)
I’m glad to hear that; there’s hope then
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
This is not the way of the black pill.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)
161
When the balloon goes up no one will be wearing badges or uniforms.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Note on your neighborhood house inhabitant map where every Coexist and Harris sign poster lives. Take their stuff when the switch is turned to Go!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 01:05 PM (u82oZ)
162
No badges? So.......my "5th battalion chairbourne ranger" badge won't hold sway?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 26, 2026 01:05 PM (jrgJz)
Even the Air Force is more masculine that that unit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 01:06 PM (u82oZ)
164 How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this?
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Isn't that what they're slowly doing right now? Van Jones? Who says he's been DM'd and phoned by numerous mainline Donks who are afraid to say it out loud. He's called the DSAssholes "nutty." Can't remember if he specifically mentioned Islamicization, but he says the fascination with Hamas is all wrong.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 26, 2026 01:06 PM (mmrXZ)
165
Downwardly mobile elites - learn the warning signs.
A downwardly mobile elite describes college-educated, affluent-raised individuals who experience lower relative income or status than their parents, retaining cultural privilege while driving modern political and cultural discontent. Key traits include over-credentialism, urban concentration, and leftist political alignment.
Background: Raised in upper-middle-class or wealthy households with high expectations for financial and professional success.
Choice vs. Reality: Often choose flexible, low-paying, or creative fields (like the arts, non-profits, or academia) over corporate tracks, or face squeezed job markets in expensive cities.
Retained Privilege: Keep the cultural fluency, degrees, family networks, and social habits of their high-status upbringing despite lesser bank accounts.
Political Views: Form a core demographic supporting democratic socialist and far-left political figures in dense urban areas.
Grievance: Express frustration over failing to match parental wealth, housing access, and traditional middle-class milestones, channeling systemic economic anxiety into political action.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
166
The only "peace" to be achieved with Islam is unconditional surrender. By them. And the reason for this is Taqiyyah - the religious command to lie to the infidel in order to advance Islam. Meaning there can never be an accommodation with them - because even if they surrender - they're lying. Tell me how I'm wrong.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (CzQuO)
167
Don't remember the root word but read that Jew was a Hebraism of the Egyptian word for slave.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (VPNgR)
168
Ah, an idiot strategem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)
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How dare you!
Posted by: Franz von Papen at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (JvZF+)
169
Speaking of the decline of western civilization, police killed a knife wielding thug so the other thugs had a street takeover riot and then the police put on a news conference and then . . .
Greg Price
@greg_price11
A man armed with a knife was shot by police in Madison, WI yesterday.
Today, the police chief had his press conference interrupted by a psychopath ranting about zionism and imperialism.
And he just allowed it to happen...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)
170
Only a matter of time before the muslims take over due to spineless politicians and citizens who will denounce, ban, censure and vaporize anyone who calls for the deportation of those here and a ban on any muslims coming here from abroad.
Posted by: Tick Tock at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (ftsic)
171How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this?
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Isn't that what they're slowly doing right now? Van Jones? Who says he's been DM'd and phoned by numerous mainline Donks who are afraid to say it out loud. He's called the DSAssholes "nutty." Can't remember if he specifically mentioned Islamicization, but he says the fascination with Hamas is all wrong.
He's long been one of the smarter ones. Perhaps he'll be able to talk the rest of them back from the cliff, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
172
146 Organize now.
Know who your allies are.
Buy ammo.
Train.
Does this seem drastic? Or just common sense?
Posted by: Diogenes
I hate to mention it, but it requires one to be able to shoot a rifle, not just a handgun. Given that ARs are cheap enough to have one except for non free states (suggest a lever action for the worst of those in 357 Magnum along with a revolver in that caliber.).
Pick up Colonel Cooper's The Art of a Rifle to understand the why. And he does a damn good job in print of describing the how. Then find some good instruction for it.
Another crusty old guy, John Farnam, also a Vietnam and military retiree, describes it as
You have a handgun facing multiple opponents--you might be able to get one or so if they are closer than 25 yards threatening you with lethal violence. But it is not likely even a wounded person with a handgun is totally out of the fight at that distance.
Next, the shotgun, you might get two and put them down from that 25-75 yards or so. But the recovery from recoil and the rest scattering means you still have too many opponents.
Now,a semi automatic battle rifle, you can put down a sizable group quickly at 100 yards plus.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
173
At Christmas in 1980, my FiL brought home (his home) to Christmas dinner three young German men. They were from Bonn. They were Catholic. Two were brothers and the other was a childhood friend. One of the brothers was in business. I don't know what happened to him. He was buy Toshiba computers and this was when Toshiba had disgraced itself buy selling them to China.
The other brother became a diplomat. My son, when he was in the Navy, visited him a high-rise NYC condo, which the German govt. provided. My son still has the diplomatic flag that he was given with the eagle on it. The diplomat died from cancer, with no issue (children).
The third guy, the friend would visit So. Cal. and we saw him occasionally. I like him a lot. He's a very nice guy.
He was a lawyer. Last time I saw him (25 years ago?) he was working for some Green member of the German legislature.
Into his late 30s, he was not married. Was he gay? No. He had a girlfriend. One year she went on vacation to the Eastern side of Spain with a girlfriend. He woke up and realized it was all bullshit.
Germans failed to reproduce.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 01:09 PM (qFwJc)
174
The amazing thing is that what CBD just wrote above would get him a jail sentence in the UK. Not a chance of one...but a done deal, absolute jail sentence.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 01:09 PM (dIske)
175
Most Dem voters care only about one thing - who is offering me personally more money?
They don't care if the candidate is a an open socialist, hell an open NAZI (look at Maine) it is merely who is giving them more $$$
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
176 Note on your neighborhood house inhabitant map where every Coexist and Harris sign poster lives. Take their stuff when the switch is turned to Go!
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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There are no signs in any yard in my AO.
It's old timey, politics, money and religion is private stuff.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 01:10 PM (VPNgR)
177
"Nope. It's in the Bible." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
iirc, it is in the New Testament a lot, but the Greek/Aramaic word is not "Jew", but Judean.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 01:11 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Cqx++)
179
It's the whining about bigotry that gets the feeble minded in the West to submit. Fine Muslims, kill the wimpy westerners then we'll kill you.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 01:02 PM (xh8GK)
Let Islam cull the weak from the West's gene pool.
180
Nope. It's in the Bible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:58 PM (l4RKn)
Not a surprising name for the descendants of the Kingdom of Judah, living in the Roman province of Judea.
But given that the Romans didn’t actually have the letter J, I wonder if they called them I-ewes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:12 PM (ClnUm)
181
The English term Jew is originally derived from the Hebrew term Yehudi (lit. 'of Judah'), which passed into Greek as Ioudaios and into Latin as Iudaeus, in turn evolving into the Old French term giu after the letter "d" was dropped.
A variety of related forms are found in early English from about the year 1000, including Iudea, Gyu, Giu, Iuu, Iuw, and Iew, which eventually developed into the modern English word for the Jewish people.
Posted by: Wikipedia - I'm here to help at July 26, 2026 01:12 PM (2Ez/1)
182
In Russia, besides the native Muslims, there are large numbers of illegal or semi-legal Muslim immigrants, who overstayed their visas or came in on visas that did not give them the right to work.
Many of the worst criminals, including gangs, are Muslim, especially from the Caucasus. There have been some famous terrorist acts as well.
Putin tolerates this and tries to use them, for example as soldiers in Ukraine. He has a personal Chechen guard whom he trusts. He also encouraged the unmanageable flow of "refugees" into the EU, in revenge for the toppling of his allies in Libya and Syria. Recently, Russia has been sowing trouble between the Muslims and the non-Muslim majority in the EU through paid provocations.
Is one supposed to feel self-righteous satisfaction at Russia's Muslim troubles, as for the EU? Or should we be glad that Putin has managed to use Muslims for his own purposes?
Posted by: PG at July 26, 2026 01:12 PM (jGLqZ)
183
160 There has been a resurgence of Christianity in France...whether it is enough is an open question.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:55 PM (l4RKn)
I’m glad to hear that; there’s hope then
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
This is not the way of the black pill.
Posted by: Archimedes
Well, no trend goes on forever whether it is materialism, etc. and Hard Times breed harder people without the sentimentality and self hatred that the Commies bred into Western Europe.
Elon noted this as well, the Roman Empire in the West fell as much because Romans quit having children as it did from barbarians. Having children means skin in the game for average people, not having kids for most people means being an Eloi that a Morlock sooner or later is going to get.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
184
One thing I learned from reading D.A. Carson's excellent book The Intolerance of Tolerance is that Islam has no concept of the separation of church and state. So any Muslim official who swears allegiance the Constitution is lying...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2026 01:13 PM (n9eFH)
185
The ultimate aim of this is primarily the destruction of Western Civilization, elimination of Christianity and ethnic cleansing of White People. The Powers That Be decided that those three things are the source of all evil and human suffering in the world. TPTB also decided that Islam is the perfect tool to achieve this. The people who live under Sharia Law are completely habituated to living under totalitarian dictatorships. TPTB want to be those totalitarian dictators. They will install themselves at the highest levels and re-institute hereditary ownership of those positions. It's a brilliant plan and it's succeeding wildly.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 26, 2026 01:13 PM (V362x)
186...He's long been one of the smarter ones. Perhaps he'll be able to talk the rest of them back from the cliff, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
Maybe so but he's still a commie. And thus an enemy.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (CzQuO)
187
Now,a semi automatic battle rifle, you can put down a sizable group quickly at 100 yards plus.
Posted by: whig
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How much city fighting would go on at 100 yds?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (VPNgR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)
189
I saw someone posting on farcebook the old question: Socialists can go form commune type groups right now and live all the socialism they want, so why don't they?
Now since this is facebook it got book right and left leaning comments.
Most of the left leaning ones were "this is a strawman!" with no explanation.
I scanned through though to see if any left of center person could answer it and finally found one...his argument was that for socialism to work it had to own all the means of production not some.
And that's...mighty convent. With Christianity or capitalism societies get better the more of it they have and you can see this easily demonstrated in history compare China under Mao vs China under Deng.
So...no amount of socialism less then 100% is actually socialism. And you can't call any actual socialist society like Mao's China socialism because they were "state capitalism". However you can call Norway or Sweden socialist if you want to make points (even though they aren't socialist by the argument that socialists are using)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)
190
Aren't they building any data centers over there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Cqx++)
Almost none. They don’t have the energy infrastructure to support them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (ClnUm)
191
iirc, it is in the New Testament a lot, but the Greek/Aramaic word is not "Jew", but Judean.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 01:11 PM (vbXSk)
It's in the Old Testament. And it's the same word as the modern Hebrew words for Jew and Jews.
192But given that the Romans didn’t actually have the letter J, I wonder if they called them I-ewes.
It's a little known fact that Cary Elwes, of Princess Bride, is Jewish. It's right there in the name.
(this is a weak joke, but it turns out he does have some Jewish ancestry)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
193One thing I learned from reading D.A. Carson's excellent book The Intolerance of Tolerance is that Islam has no concept of the separation of church and state. So any Muslim official who swears allegiance the Constitution is lying...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2026 01:13 PM (n9eFH)
And he does it with a clear conscience because of Taqiyyah. It's why you can never believe a Muslim.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2026 01:15 PM (CzQuO)
194
175 Most Dem voters care only about one thing - who is offering me personally more money?
They don't care if the candidate is a an open socialist, hell an open NAZI (look at Maine) it is merely who is giving them more $$$
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
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You're not wrong, but there is always a secondary issue at play as well. It is what I call the "ribbon issue." Leftists latch on to an single issue. They rarely understand it fully. The rarely can justify why they chose it. But, they will throw themselves in front of cars to display their committment to it. Because, it's not about the issue. It's about being seen and heard promoting that issue. It's about them (and their perceived self-esteem). You can call it virtue signaling if you want. I don't think that covers it. It's a mental deficiency that requires them to show personal worth.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Kristallnacht window painters at July 26, 2026 01:17 PM (2Ez/1)
197
Defend? The Brits are deliberately putting twice the number into small British communities. Andthe "immigrants" are all military aged men
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2026 01:17 PM (bkuEU)
198 Perhaps he'll be able to talk the rest of them back from the cliff, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Lone voice crying in the wilderness. Historically, I believe they aren't heard until it's too late.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 26, 2026 01:17 PM (mmrXZ)
199
Anyone know of any “prepper” who rode out the collapse and lived? Me neither.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 01:18 PM (fQFd2)
200
I asked Grok what tribes of Israel today's Jewish faith represents? answer seems helpful.
"The term "Jew" (Hebrew: Yehudi) originally referred to people from the Kingdom of Judah / tribe of Judah, but it came to encompass the surviving Israelites from the southern kingdom. Modern Jewish Representation Judah: The dominant tribe. Most Jews today trace their ancestry primarily to Judah.
Benjamin: A smaller but significant portion. The tribe of Benjamin largely remained with Judah after the split.
Levi: The priestly and Levitical tribe. Levites (including Kohanim, the priestly subgroup) are still very much part of Jewish communities worldwide. They have preserved distinct roles and traditions (e.g., in synagogue readings and blessings).
Other tribes?
Small traces or claims of descent from other tribes exist in certain Jewish communities (e.g., some traditions among Beta Israel in Ethiopia or certain groups in India), but these are not the main historical lineage for mainstream Jewry (Ashkenazi, Sephardi, Mizrahi, etc.). Genetic and historical studies overwhelmingly link most modern Jews to the ancient Judean (southern kingdom) population."
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 01:18 PM (vbXSk)
201
>>How long until the mainline Donks wake up to this?
Not soon enough.
I'm reminded of the boyfriend of the woman who was killed by the alligator here in Florida a few weeks ago. He was quoted as saying, "never in a million years would I expect that to happen."
Dude, your girlfriend went swimming in a known habitat of alligators and it never occurred to you that it could happen?
The Donks are swimming in a river known to inhabit predators but they're clueless to the threat.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 26, 2026 01:20 PM (J4Dwc)
202
Lone voice crying in the wilderness. Historically, I believe they aren't heard until it's too late.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
So CBD is Cassandra?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)
203So...explain to me again the advantage of opening Western borders to people like this?
By some estimates, Learing is up by more than 500% in Minnesota since the Somalis showed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 01:20 PM (guGkK)
204
"Then one of the elders said to me, ‘Do not weep! Behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has triumphed to open the scroll and its seven seals.' "
Posted by: Revelation 5:5 at July 26, 2026 01:21 PM (2Ez/1)
205 184 One thing I learned from reading D.A. Carson's excellent book The Intolerance of Tolerance is that Islam has no concept of the separation of church and state. So any Muslim official who swears allegiance the Constitution is lying...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2026 01:13 PM (n9eFH)
Separation of Church and State is exclusively a product of the Western Enlightenment, born from the revulsion over the waste of a couple of centuries of Catholic/Protestant wars.
You could argue that Chinese culture reflects it, but the Asian cultures have never been susceptible to mass religious movements the way that western and Middle Eastern cultures are. I’d even argue that Hindu is primarily a system of crowd control and pacification.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:22 PM (ClnUm)
206Other tribes?
Small traces or claims of descent from other tribes exist in certain Jewish communities (e.g., some traditions among Beta Israel in Ethiopia or certain groups in India), but these are not the main historical lineage for mainstream Jewry (Ashkenazi, Sephardi, Mizrahi, etc.).
Yoo-hooo! I'm over here!
*waves*
Posted by: Khazars at July 26, 2026 01:22 PM (guGkK)
207
190 Aren't they building any data centers over there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Cqx++)
Almost none. They don’t have the energy infrastructure to support them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:14 PM (ClnUm)
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Interestingly, a lot of the blue states in the US have the very same issue. For example, NY just issued a moratorium on building Data Centers in NY because their climate change policies depleted energy reserves in the state nearlly 2 GIGWATTS in just the last few years.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 01:22 PM (dIske)
208
Lone voice crying in the wilderness. Historically, I believe they aren't heard until it's too late.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
So CBD is Cassandra?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:20 PM
*polite cough*
Posted by: John The Baptist at July 26, 2026 01:22 PM (2Ez/1)
209 So CBD is Cassandra?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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lol we all are. The trouble is, we're in the Opposition, culturally and ideologically speaking. The Dominant ones need a good eye-opening, which they're staaaarrting to get, but I think too late.
Also, their selfish and narrow vision lets them see only "I am losing power," not "Civilization is being killed."
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 26, 2026 01:23 PM (mmrXZ)
210
Oh c'mon man. There have countless atheists, progressives, socialists, and Methodists that have sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution and immediately violated that oath.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 01:23 PM (qFwJc)
211
88.4% of statistical claims are bullshit.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 26, 2026 01:00 PM (fQFd2)
In fact, EVERYTHING that guy just said is bullshit!
Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at July 26, 2026 01:23 PM (hmYU4)
Not directly. “ʿApiru” (also written Habiru/Ḫabiru, etc.) is an ancient Near Eastern term for a social group/status (often described as outsiders, mercenaries, laborers, etc.), and its similarity to the Hebrew word “Hebrew” is real but the link is generally viewed as indirect rather than a straight linguistic evolution from ʿApiru → “Hebrew.”
Most modern scholarship treats “Hebrew” as either a later adaptation of an older social label or a label that may overlap with some ʿApiru people, but not as a simple “evolution into the word” explanation. _Wiki
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 01:26 PM (VPNgR)
218
Two point twenty-one GIGAWATTS?
Posted by: Doc Brown at July 26, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)
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2.0 gigawatts or 2000 megawatts.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)
219
I see an 88 year old woman is in the news. According to official government documents she has donated $150K to Act Blue since 2020.
She lives in a trailer and says she didn't do it and doesn't even have that much money.
The records say she donated almost every single day.
Gee...I wonder what this could be a sign of...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
220...I’d even argue that Hindu is primarily a system of crowd control and pacification.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:22 PM (ClnUm)
I've long thought that the caste system and it's promise of punishment against rebellion, e.g., coming back in the next life as a rat, is a fiendishly diabolical way of controlling people and making them accept their mostly terrible lot in life. Good for the Brahmans though.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2026 01:28 PM (CzQuO)
221
“lol we all are. The trouble is, we're in the Opposition, culturally and ideologically speaking. The Dominant ones need a good eye-opening, which they're staaaarrting to get, but I think too late.”
Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. Sadly, those of us who DO know history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:28 PM (ClnUm)
222I see an 88 year old woman is in the news. According to official government documents she has donated $150K to Act Blue since 2020.
She lives in a trailer and says she didn't do it and doesn't even have that much money.
The records say she donated almost every single day.
Gee...I wonder what this could be a sign of...
Dementia?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)
223
Pax Anericana also made Europe soft and stupid. Because the Western European countries weren't fighting beach other as they had done for centuries, they could behave lower defense budgets and instead indulge in a cradle to grave welfare state. They could also follow every stupid political idea including importing millions of muzzies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 01:30 PM (xh8GK)
They're typically the children of hard left Democrats who spent an inordinate amount of time in college, learning nothing but how to organize the rabble, fund raise, and dress the part. They may very well have more money than common sense, but they're not "elite."
I'm sure they think they are "elite" but from what I'm seeing, they're morons (the bad kind.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 01:35 PM (jehhT)
228
Gee...I wonder what this could be a sign of...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
You’ve got to admire the fiendish cleverness of the plan - to funnel huge amounts of illlegal cash through someone that no one would ever dare trying to charge with a crime.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:36 PM (ClnUm)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 26, 2026 01:36 PM (ZypAx)
230
A couple of assholes get into a gun battle outside a Bronx bodega and an innocent 12 year old gets caught in the crossfire. He was just coming out of the store after buying a ball. Ex cop's son and now he's dead. New York, New York.
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 01:37 PM (lJ0H4)
231
So.......my "5th battalion chairbourne ranger" badge won't hold sway?
Posted by: what the cat drug
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Or my '3rd Army REMF' patch?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2026 01:37 PM (XeU6L)
232
Sadly, those of us who DO know history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:28 PM (ClnUm)
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This resonates with me as the template is so evident that it had its own slogan, "Never Again!" but no one remembers or cares about what came before themselves. History began today for too many people intentionally diseducated.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 01:38 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)
235
So.......my "5th battalion chairbourne ranger" badge won't hold sway?
Posted by: what the cat drug
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I have one of these patches:
https://shorturl.at/WO1KA
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2026 01:40 PM (XeU6L)
236
In fact, EVERYTHING that guy just said is bullshit!
Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at J
88.379%
Posted by: From about That Tim
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'F for Fake' discussed last night at the movie thread
(It rhymes with Islam)
Publication date 1975 , Orson Welles;
Trickery. Deceit. Magic. In F for Fake, a free-form sort-of documentary by Orson Welles,
https://tinyurl.com/5n85r98m
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 26, 2026 01:41 PM (VPNgR)
237
Islam is not a religion.
Posted by: Change my mind
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That's a useless slogan. It might work in an Ingsoc world, but our vocabulary hasn't been that degraded... yet.
There's a germ of an idea there, though, so let's run with it. To its believers,it's certainly a religion, and it has most of the characteristics, but what is different?
It's insistence in controlling the secular sphere, as well as the spiritual.
That's a strength (it requires it's adherents to go kinetic) and a weakness, because recognizing this extra facet can be used to justify removing the 1st Amendment protections from Islam..
Let's see what we can do with that.
"Islam is not a religion, it's an oppositional government."
Any better ideas for an effective slogan?
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 01:42 PM (EYbNS)
238
208 So CBD is Cassandra?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:20 PM
*polite cough*
Posted by: John The Baptist
so john the baptist is cassandra?
Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2026 01:43 PM (qdr3M)
>Bananas and rice make the explosive diarrhea go away.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 01:45 PM (3oLiU)
240
Or my '3rd Army REMF' patch?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Where did you get that? How about for the other Armies?
As a "Crossed Flags" branch member, I certainly qualify. 😁
Posted by: buddhaha at July 26, 2026 01:47 PM (EYbNS)
241So CBD is Cassandra?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 01:20 PM
*polite cough*
Posted by: John The Baptist
so john the baptist is cassandra?
You have to know these things when you're a king.
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at July 26, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)
242
Any system that posits an afterlife and a code of earthly conduct that affects the form of that afterlife is a religion. Islam may be false, but it's a religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 01:48 PM (XvL8K)
243
>>"Islam is not a religion, it's an oppositional government."
Any better ideas for an effective slogan?
It's not a slogan. Visit the Middle East and see. Or look at the muslim conquest era in Europe. There is no co-existence with Islam as many in the west believe. Islam does not seek to co-exist in a western culture, it seeks to dominate it and force compliance.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
244Any system that posits an afterlife and a code of earthly conduct that affects the form of that afterlife is a religion.
So that would exclude Paganism?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)
245
Dave Barry has a hilarious piece on his substack on the topic of Explosive Diarrhea… the guy is funny
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 26, 2026 01:50 PM (hxAVk)
246
So that would exclude Paganism?
Posted by: Cicero
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I thought some forms of paganism had gods and an afterlife.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 01:53 PM (XvL8K)
247
There are any number of vids showing Muslims saying we are going to take over, dominate you and kill the infidel. The average western just rolls their eyes and says '"that's just a few talking big"
Years ago I got into a discussion in an attorneys room with a liberal attorney. He said radical Islam is only 10%of their population. There were 1.2 billion Muslims so I said "that's 120 million. " He responded with "ok 5%" . I said "that's 60 million". He stopped talking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 01:53 PM (xh8GK)
248
"...Islam does not seek to co-exist in a western culture, it seeks to dominate it and force compliance.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 01:48 PM"
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Not according to me!
Posted by: The bumper sticker on Karen McWinemom's Prius at July 26, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)
250It's not a slogan. Visit the Middle East and see. Or look at the muslim conquest era in Europe. There is no co-existence with Islam as many in the west believe. Islam does not seek to co-exist in a western culture, it seeks to dominate it and force compliance.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
Absolutely. The very definition of Islam is submission. And they'll accomplish it either by the sword/scimitar or by birth rates.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2026 01:55 PM (CzQuO)
251Years ago I got into a discussion in an attorneys room with a liberal attorney. He said radical Islam is only 10%of their population. There were 1.2 billion Muslims so I said "that's 120 million. " He responded with "ok 5%" . I said "that's 60 million". He stopped talking
It's well known that people who are lousy at math are drawn to the legal profession. However, I congratulate you at getting an attorney to shut up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 01:55 PM (guGkK)
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Absolutely not. Islam is a revolutionary political philosophy that uses an ersatz religion to control its adherents.
It must be redefined as such, because religions have special protections in the West, and that is our massive weakness!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2026 12:51 PM (l4RKn)
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There is no bigger distraction that wasting time to convince people that this nuance is true, let alone accurate.
On the contrary! You need to explain to people that even though it's a religion, it is one that does not tolerate everyone and everything outside of it, including the US, its Constitution, and it culture of liberty.
I've said it before: a Constitutional Amendment is needed - nothing less. Philistines upon you, America!
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a discussion in an attorneys room with a liberal attorney. He said radical Islam is only 10% of their population"
The other 90% are there for support .... supply lines, and places of refuge.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2026 01:57 PM (vbXSk)
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Where did you get that? How about for the other Armies?
As a "Crossed Flags" branch member, I certainly qualify. 😁
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It only exists in my mind. I was attached for pay/rations/billeting to a unit that was ostensibly (at least administratively) the responsibility of the 3rd Army.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)
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Muslims may not like gays, but Mohammed sure liked the men of al Zutt
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 01:59 PM (xh8GK)
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>>Absolutely. The very definition of Islam is submission. And they'll accomplish it either by the sword/scimitar or by birth rates.
Islam is an entire way of life with a governing structure and a religion tacked on. Most muslims won't admit this, lying to infidels is a core principle of Islam.
It is more akin to Nazism or communism which is why muslims have aligned with communists here in the US. The communists will be disposed of when their usefulness is over.
In the west we have a variety of religions. Everyone believes theirs is the true way and superior but they tend not to murder others just for disagreeing about religion. Not so with muslims. They consider non-believers to be subhuman and put here to serve or die. And there is no such thing as radical Islam. It's all right there in the Quran.
Many westerners have been poo pooing this as crazy talk for years. They won't be so condescending when they heads are being sawed off.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)
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There's a lot of blame to go around:
Failure to stabilize Iraq (Bush II and Obama).
Destabilization of Libya (Hillary Clinton, Obama)
Open borders (public sector unions, major private-sector employers).
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 02:02 PM (cN9kY)
260 242 Any system that posits an afterlife and a code of earthly conduct that affects the form of that afterlife is a religion. Islam may be false, but it's a religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 01:48 PM (XvL8K)
A big problem comes from weak minded people who want to be “fair” and who say “well all religions are equal.” No, they are NOT equal. Some lead only to tyranny, oppression, and death.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (ClnUm)
261A big problem comes from weak minded people who want to be “fair” and who say “well all religions are equal.” No, they are NOT equal. Some lead only to tyranny, oppression, and death.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 02:13 PM (ClnUm)
Agreed. I look to the origins of a religion and note the differences in their founding. Christianity is based on love, forgiveness and most importantly, Peacefully advancing its tenets. Islam was founded as a violent, conquering "religion" intent on Submission or Death. One is not the same as the other.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2026 03:07 PM (CzQuO)
262Any system that posits an afterlife and a code of earthly conduct that affects the form of that afterlife is a religion. Islam may be false, but it's a religion.
So Climate Cultism isn't a religion?
Can we amend your statement to align with religion being a faith system?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 26, 2026 03:32 PM (9Hs2w)
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Islam is NOT a real religion. Every single other major faith has as one of the central tenets that the Higher Being wants people to be nice to each other and that future spiritual benefits include some sort of harmonious peace. Islam calls for non believers to be forcibly converted or crushed, and the future afterlife benefits include lots of women and worldly type goods. It's little more than a primitive form of communism or fascism just using "Allah" as the central rally point rather than "volk" or "the worker".
Posted by: Azjaeger at July 26, 2026 04:17 PM (3/XaG)
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Belgium will be the first to fall. Why? They have tiny men. This is not scientifically based, but from a small synopsis and anthrological study from a commuter train from Brussels to Bruges.
The tiny and whiney workers, swilling local beer, were trying to make themselves bigger and not let the tired American women sit down. I made a group of 3 include me while my family hung on straps.
There was a general sneer that there were four tourists on board. Probably being American did not help but I did not care. I sweetly asked one eejit, straddling two seats, to let me sit. He did. Possibly because I was bigger than him. Possibly because of my green eyes. They then snubbed me for 30min. Which is insulting to a friendly person, smiling at the enchanting windmills.
They knew I did not speak Finnish, and I'm sure were insulting me but I did not care. Two left the train and the third became nice and made eye contact. I could have taken over the entire train of them but, to the relief of my family, I did not.
So imagine the unwashed barbarians arriving with machetes and all is lost. Desole. Which is French without the apostrophes. and too bad.
Austrians are the same: tiny men.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 26, 2026 05:20 PM (hzuYO)
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Being a 5'8" beauty, and control model may have given an assist.
Putting God's gifts to work for good is why we are here.
Posted by: Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at at July 26, 2026 05:47 PM (3oLMy)
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Posted by: Paul, who enjoys the sexual affections of dogs at July 26, 2026 06:27 PM (RzRYL)
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 7-26-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (don't roll a "1"!). Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
THE ODYSSEY'S INFLUENCE IN SCIENCE FICTION
The YouTuber above points out that The Odyssey has had a surprising influence on the science fiction genre and provides some compelling evidence. He points out that you can replace the islands that Odysseus visits with alien planets, sea monsters with hostile aliens, and Poseidon with an indifferent universe. He also points out that in a lot of science fiction stories, the hero's greatest strength is his adaptability and creativity in problem solving, rather than strength of arms.
Looking through my own library, I can find a number of additional examples of science fiction stories that conform to the same story structure as The Odyssey
Philip José Farmer's The Dungeon - This six-volume series has Major Clive Folliot engage on an epic quest to find his long lost brother in darkest Africa. He is sucked into an interdimensional portal that takes him to The Dungeon, a multilayer hellscape requiring all of Clive's wits to find his brother and return home. It's very much a textbook example of The Odyssey's story structure, with lots of strange encounters, most hostile, but some not, and when Clive reaches the end of his journey, he is no longer the same person who began it, growing, learning, and evolving into a new creation at the end.
The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - A young man leaves home to find adventure so that he can court the woman he loves. He dives into danger, encounters strange and unusual creatures on a mysterious plateau in South America, and returns home to discover that the woman he fell in love with was never meant for him at all.
The Majipoor Chronicles by Robert Silverberg - Valentine is a juggler with amnesia. He must discover his true self to reclaim his legacy. He explores the bizarre world of Majipoor and eventually finds his way back to his castle, at the top of the highest peak of Majipoor. There are a lot of parallels with Homer's story here.
Otherland by Tad Williams - A group of strangers enter an virtual Matrix-like world and become trapped in a complex web of power games as those who rule planet earth seek to elevate themselves to immortal status. At one point the characters find themselves in a virtual simulation of the Trojan War, which is a pretty blatant homage to Homer. The protagonists didn't create the world, but they must learn to survive in it according to rules they barely understand.
All the stories above have common elements with The Odyssey. The main characters start out somewhat innocent of just how strange their universe is. Over the course of their adventures they draw attention to themselves from hostile actors who object to their interference and take steps to prevent them from reaching the end of their journey. They all have to learn to adapt to their environment and leverage their gifts and strengths to find creative solutions to the challenges they face. At the end, they all realize that they are NOT the person they were when they began their journey. If they experience a homecoming event, they may find out that they no longer belong at home and decide to continue on their journey (e.g., Edward Malone in The Lost World.)
Although this is a book thread, one of the best examples of The Odyssey's influence in television is Farscape. Astronaut John Crichton is sucked through a wormhole to a distant corner of the universe. He spends four seasons just trying to get home. Great show.
What other books have been influenced by Homer's The Odyssey? (It doesn't have to be fantasy or science fiction...in fact, that might be more interesting!)
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HEROES STILL MATTER -- Malcolm Guite's "Galahad and the Grail"
This video showed up in my YouTube feed recently. I immediately thought of JTB, who is a devoted fan of Malcolm Guite's poetry. I've also watched a few of Malcolm Guite's YouTube videos and have enjoyed them. One of the things that resonates with me in Rob's video above is that he is dedicating time and energy to share the reading experience with his own children, though his two-year-old might not be quite ready for it yet. He's using Galahad and the Grail to engage with his own children to teach them important moral lessons in life, which I think is fantastic. His children are going to grow up to become amazing people, I think. So kudos to Rob for sharing his own love of reading with his children and equipping them with the tools they will need to navigate the challenges of life later on.
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WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED RECENTLY
I continue to explore the Dune Expanded Universe written by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson. I probably won't get ALL of them since I'm really not interested in the "interquel" novels about Paul Atreides early life. But I wanted to hit the high notes in the Dune universe.
My goal for the remainder of this year is to get through all of these books and also include a visit to the original Dune novels, of which I've only read the first three.
Legends of Dune: The Butlerian Jihad
Legends of Dune: The Machine Crusade
Legends of Dune: The Battle of Corrin
Great Schools of Dune: Sisterhood of Dune
Great Schools of Dune: Mentats of Dune
Great Schools of Dune: Navigators of Dune
Sequels: Hunters of Dune
Sequels: Sandworms of Dune
WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY
Dune: House Harkonnen Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson
This is the second novel in the Dune: Prequels series. It's basically setting up the major plot points that are going to occur in Dune. Even though it's titled House Harkonnen, the events in the story tend to oscillate between House Harkonnen and House Atreides with some sections devoted to Emperor Shaddam IV (House Corrino). The Tleilaxians that have conquered Ix are getting under everyone's skin. Their lead researcher is on the cusp of a major breakthrough with synthetic "spice," which threatens the established economic base of the Known Universe, as well as the power structures keeping that economy in place.
Dune: House Corrino by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson
Duke Leto Atreides has had enough of Harkonnen treachery and the Emperor's tepid support. He launches a devastating attack on a major Harkonnen stronghold. He also pledges his full support to his childhood friend, the exiled Earl Rhombur Vernius of Ix. Together, they begin a daring campaign to recapture Ix from the vile Tleilaxians, who have enslaved the native population for their obscene biological experiments. We also witness the birth of Paul Atreides, who is destined to reshape the Known Universe.
Dune: The Butlerian Jihad by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson
Over ten thousand years before the present era in the Dune universe, machines, led by the nearly omniscient and omnipotent Omnius, are conquering the Known Universe one planet at a time. "Cymeks" -- disembodied brains in robot bodies -- serve as generals in the robot armies, as they still possess the creative spark of innovation that machines are lacking. The humans wage guerrilla warfare against the machines, hoping to one day free themselves from their robotic masters. The Butlerian Jihad is THE key historical event in the Dune universe--their calendar starts from when humans are freed at the conclusion of the Butlerian Jihad, named for Serena Butler, one of their leaders.
One of the problems with prequel novels like this is that it does rely a lot on "memberberries" to tell the story:
'Member the "spice" that's central to the original Dune? Well here's the story of how it became the Known Universe's hottest commodity!
'Member the rivaly between House Atreides and House Harkonnen? Here's how it all started...
'Member the Holtzman generators that can fold space/time, suspend gravity, and provide personal shielding? Meet the man who created it, along with his talented assistant who made the real innovations!
...and so on.
Tips, suggestions, recommendations, etc., can all be directed to perfessor -dot- squirrel -at- gmail -dot- com.
Wandering around an antique store earlier in the week, I came upon a Booth Tarkington novel. It wasn't the Ambersons, but something else. I didn't buy it. What I did find elsewhere will be revealed tomorrow on the Book Thread.
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OrangeEnt , I await the book thread with baited breath
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:22 PM (xh8GK)
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It was near the end of vacation, we spent the day with oldest kid in her town before returning home, so cash was low. We went to her favorite shop and I scanned the book section. Just the usual old books, but I found one Rex Stout Nero Wolfe. I figured, why not? Wolfus speaks highly of them, and I'd seen the tv versions, so I pulled it from the shelf and kept looking. (con't)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:58 AM (1Ff7Z)
I went around the corner and found quite a few more on a little bookcase. Then a few more. Then a few more. They were all Bantam rereleases except for two, so I have to assume someone offloaded them all at once. I hurriedly sent an email to Wolfus asking him which ones to get, as I couldn't get them all. Sadly, he was unable to respond in time, but did give me a few titles to get later if I can, although they are apparently not Nero Wolfe stories.
I purchased three written in different decades to see how the writing and characters changed: Some Buried Caesar (193 - which I've started; The Silent Speaker (1946); and The Golden Spiders (1953).
I also picked up two Edgar Rice Burroughs paperbacks: The Moon Men (Ace): containing The Moon Men and The Red Hawk from 1925; and The Gods of Mars (Ballantine) from 1912. Should keep me in reading for a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:58 AM (1Ff7Z)
No new books to mention. Doing edits on my own novel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:01 AM (qRla/)
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As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...
Talk about boney knees!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:01 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Tolle Lege
Yet been so busy as haven't picked up a book in awhile
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)
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I've seen and heard just about enough about the Odyssey.
It's like Graham Platner's nipples. Too much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 09:02 AM (JvZF+)
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I've flipped through copies of Iliad and Odyssey, but mythology (Greek, Roman, Egyptian) has never really interested me. And poetry is lost on me as well, so while I am a bit of an Arthurian buff, only the prose tales or the Morte speak to me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:03 AM (qRla/)
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What other books have been influenced by Homer's The Odyssey? (It doesn't have to be fantasy or science fiction...in fact, that might be more interesting!)
Any hero's journey story.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:03 AM (1Ff7Z)
12I've seen and heard just about enough about the Odyssey.
It's like Graham Platner's nipples. Too much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 09:02 AM (JvZF+)
It's this year's Angela's Ashes or The Name of the Rose. All the smaaaht people have to be seen with it or at it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:04 AM (qRla/)
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Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 09:05 AM (yTvNw)
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Sing, O muse, of the girl of cunning and courage, who was cast by ill winds into lands of danger, and endured many trials before her feet trod the familiar ground of Kansas once again . . .
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:06 AM (78a2H)
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(It occurs to me that could either refer to Dorothy or Mary-Anne.)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:06 AM (78a2H)
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The Odyssey is one of those I've had on my TBR shelf for about 50 years, and just could never get get interested. I really oughta power through it, though, so I understand cultural references and literary derivations.
I've been enjoying my Scholastic Books version of "The Odyssey", which is written for the YA crowd but is still very droll. I'll get to the legit Odyssey later.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 09:08 AM (kpS4V)
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Literary pretentiousness indicator: how MANY editions of the Odyssey do you own?
We have four, not counting a couple of "Greek Myths For Kids" versions.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:09 AM (78a2H)
OE, the three you got are all good reads. Stout was a master craftsman and storyteller, and a wonder at characterization; it's the reason Wolfe and Archie live on today in the hearts of fans, and keep making new ones. Stout was not a dazzling puzzle plotter like Christie, Carr, or Queen, but he was great at introducing surprises -- and Archie's voice and his humor is incomparable.
Archie, on why Wolfe does not always tell him everything as they prepare to include a case: "The real reason is that he loves to have a curtain go up revealing him balancing a ball on the end of his nose."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:09 AM (wzUl9)
23Archie, on why Wolfe does not always tell him everything as they prepare to include a case: "The real reason is that he loves to have a curtain go up revealing him balancing a ball on the end of his nose."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:09 AM (wzUl9)
Holmes says in at least two of the adventures that he can't resist a touch of the dramatic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:10 AM (qRla/)
24What other books have been influenced by Homer's The Odyssey? (It doesn't have to be fantasy or science fiction...in fact, that might be more interesting!)
Any hero's journey story.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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I understand, though I've never read it, James Joyce's Ulysses is another. (Duh.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
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I read the Iliad all the way through for the first time earlier this summer, but then went on a reading hiatus for a family vacation. Now that that's over, I plan to tackle the Odyssey next.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 26, 2026 09:11 AM (jGGMD)
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Speaking of ancient greek sea stories, anybody else ever read Robert Graves's novel about the voyage of the Argo -- Hercules My Shipmate? It's really good, and really feels like you're reading about the Bronze Age. The only problem I have with the book is that my copy is an elderly trade paperback on crumbly paper, so every time I read it more pages come loose.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:11 AM (78a2H)
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What other books have been influenced by Homer's The Odyssey? (It doesn't have to be fantasy or science fiction...in fact, that might be more interesting!)
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Never read Ulysses, or any Joyce for that matter, but it evidently was.
Also, Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, which I greatly enjoyed. The movie done a few years ago with Tim Blake Nelson as Anse was good too.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2026 09:11 AM (XvL8K)
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Now, after my rush of postings, I'll noodle around a while and wait for comments to build up so I can savor them. Not like anyone will notice I'm here anyway.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:12 AM (1Ff7Z)
Don't see that too often...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 09:00 AM (FZ29D)
It goes quite well with the Odyssean theme.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 26, 2026 09:13 AM (SjAWL)
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I wasn't planning it that way, because something like that had to be prewritten. I just noticed you'd posted early, so gave it a shot!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:08 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I like to post a couple of minutes early so that I can fix any errors that creep in that aren't visible in Pixy's preview mode.
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I read Amazing Grace: William Wilberforce and the Heroic Campaign to End Slavery by Eric Metaxas. Wilberforce was leading the life of a young, rich, upper class gentleman; a life of parties, drinking, and gambling until his religious conversion in 1784 at the age of 25. He then lived a life of Christian activism, primarily his 20-year fight to abolish the British slave trade, which he won in 1807. He than began working on legislation to abolish slavery in the British colonies, a victory he accomplished just three days before his death in 1833. Metaxas has written a compelling, well researched historical biography.
Posted by: Zoltan at July 26, 2026 09:13 AM (KUWG/)
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Apropos of the Book Thread, I dreamed last night that my mom leant me a Jeffrey Deaver book that I read in one sitting. It was from the perspective of a NYC college student (of course) accused of murdering a roommate she hadn't even met yet. It also involved the forensics of chewing gum and a.professor having to hide his Catholic faith at a very secular university.
Rarely have I wished that a book had been real.
Posted by: pookysgirl, almost home at July 26, 2026 09:13 AM (sYGSE)
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God help me, I did plow through Joyce's Ulysses, but I cannot say I enjoyed it. I wanted to like it — especially since Joyce claimed he was trying to capture what Dublin was like in 1904. I wanted that. Not what I got.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:14 AM (78a2H)
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I found that we have copies of Homer's works on our bookshelves. Must have been from when the kids were in high school.
Maybe I'll tackle it next year.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 09:14 AM (HEBVE)
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I couldn't decide what book to start next, so I marked time this past week with various comics -- the Spirit, the first year of Mike Grell's DC series The Warlord, and Mera, a DC miniseries whose title character, who's engaged to Aquaman, joins forces with a sworn enemy to take down an usurper of the throne of Atlantis, of which Mera is the rightful monarch. This was written by Dan Abnett, who with Andy Lanning came up with many of the concepts that were adapted into the "Guardians of the Galaxy" movies. The art was by Lan Medina, and it is beautiful.
This story was from 2018, which makes it the most recent DC comic I've read. But it was only a sideshow to the larger tale of civil war in Atlantis. I'll add that to the list.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 09:14 AM (HEBVE)
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I'm familiar with the stories in The Odyssey, but have never sat down and read the actual text.
Finally finished 'Not Stolen', by Jeff Fynn-Paul. Outstanding - I will keep it handy as a reference.
I have The Odyssey here, but it will have to wait, as my Ready Service Stack has 3 books ahead of it. First, we have to get across the Delaware with Washington and David Hackett Fischer.
Posted by: goatexchange at July 26, 2026 09:16 AM (hyS0X)
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Currently am deep into Stephen Hunter's Bob Lee Swagger story, The Third Bullet. Swagger is drawn into an investigation of the most discussed killing of the 20th Century, that of JFK. What I'm finding fascinating about it, beyond just the solid storytelling, is that Hunter has Swagger reach some deductive conclusions about the assassination that I have never run across before. They may or may not be original to Hunter, but I've never seen them spelled out before.
Earlier this week I read his G-Man, in which Swagger probes the career and character of his grandfather Charles, whom he never knew. Charles, he knew, was a deputy sheriff in Arkansas, but apparently he spent some time working with, or for, the FBI in 1934 and was involved in the killings of Dillinger, Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd, and Lester Gillis, "Baby Face Nelson." The story moves back and forth between 1934 and 2017, the present of the novel, and is captivating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9)
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I'm familiar with the stories in The Odyssey, but have never sat down and read the actual text.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 09:15 AM (FZ29D)
But there's a picture of you reading it!
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 09:16 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 26, 2026 09:17 AM (5as6N)
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The only problem I have with the book is that my copy is an elderly trade paperback on crumbly paper, so every time I read it more pages come loose.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:11 AM (78a2H)
Same with the ERB Moon Men. It's almost detached from the cover and I've seen loose pages inside. I'll have to be careful reading it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Dan Simmons’ Olympus and Ilium are apparently Odyssey adjacent. I say apparently cuz I still haven’t worked up the energy to pull them down of the shelf…
Posted by: Buzz Krumhunger at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (MAEF4)
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OrangeEnt, you chose three winners. "The Golden Spiders" was my first Wolfe. "The Silent Speaker" offers a glimpse at the postwar years. "Some Buried Caesar" had a scene that me laugh iut loud.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (HEBVE)
44Now, after my rush of postings, I'll noodle around a while and wait for comments to build up so I can savor them. Not like anyone will notice I'm here anyway.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:12 AM (1Ff7Z)
I'm editing while I'm here, so I can go back and forth while waiting for comments.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (qRla/)
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After spending far too long slogging through the...unique...style of storytelling of "The Silmarillion," I decided I needed to read a more traditional fantasy novel. So I cracked open Howard Andrew Jone's "Lord of a Shattered Land," which had been on my TBR list for quite some time.
Alas, "Lord of a Shattered Land" is not actually a traditional fantasy novel. Instead, it is a sequence of short stories. Each chapter is a distinct, stand-alone adventure, like you might have found in "Weird Tales" magazine or other pulp publications. But the short stories are presented in order, and do add up to a grand adventure; ie, in chapter 1 a defeated General escapes from an island kingdom, in chapter 2 the General is sailing for home but stops on an island with a monster and some pirates, in chapter 3 he sabotages an outpost of the Evil Empire that defeated him. Etc. It's like reading about an epic quest, but skipping over any transitions between plot points. I'm enjoying it, but it's still an odd way to tell a story.
And with the sailing and island hopping, the first couple chapters are slightly Odyssey-ish...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:19 AM (3v7ra)
46I'm familiar with the stories in The Odyssey, but have never sat down and read the actual text.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 09:15 AM (FZ29D)
But there's a picture of you reading it!
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 09:16 AM (Oy/m2)
IIRC, it was Vic who told the Sirens to knock off the damn noise.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:19 AM (qRla/)
47
Dan Simmons’ Olympus and Ilium are apparently Odyssey adjacent. I say apparently cuz I still haven’t worked up the energy to pull them down of the shelf…
Posted by: Buzz Krumhunger at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (MAEF4)
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Don't feel too bad. They're on my TBR pile as well...
Odyssey influence? One that doesn't turn up a lot these days is R. A. Lafferty's Space Chantey. Worth it just for the Vaughn Bode cover art (if you can find the old Ace Double).
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 09:20 AM (q3u5l)
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I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised to find Howard Andrew Jones writing something reminiscent of the old pulp short stories. I first discovered him as the editor of a couple anthology collections of Harold Lamb's "Cossack" short stories. The guy obviously appreciates the old ways of storytelling...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:21 AM (3v7ra)
51All the smaaaht people have to be seen with it or at it.
Yeah but it'll pass. It's only been that way for 2700 years or so.
You can afford to wait them out.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 26, 2026 09:21 AM (zdLoL)
52
In my eighth-grade "Recreational Reading" class, kind of an English class disguised as fun, we studied The Iliad and Odyssey. Our teacher read to us from what I guess was a YA version of the texts, and we discussed them. Of course we had to learn the names of the Greek gods, and keep the various Greek heroes straight. But it was one of the few classes in my school years that I looked forward to every day.
(It might also have been that it was the last class of the day, and that a classmate who looked like the young Claudia Cardinale was seated right next to me.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9)
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Lord of a Shattered Land really is good. It's a genuine tragedy that the author died just as his book became a hit.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:21 AM (78a2H)
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Enjoyed Farscape and great analogy.
Never read odyssey or Iliad.
This past week I finished Whistler which i really liked. I had a few minor issues but overall enjoyed it. Flip side to that I did not care for Land (Maggie o’farrel) too many characters I ended up not caring for. I am probably in the small minority of those that while a nice book, wasn’t as enamored as others of Theo of Golden.
Posted by: Hyacinth at July 26, 2026 09:21 AM (EUqDx)
55
Wanted to mention yesterday, a good Odysseus adaptation in the Return with Fiennes.
Currently reading/ listening Katherine Arden's The unicorn hunters, which is historical fiction with magical realism.
Quite excellent so far.
56
Right this moment I'm whizzing through Heinlein's "The Man Who Sold the Moon", in which visionary tycoon D.D. Harriman tells his investors, the public, and the government everything they want to hear so they'll back his scheme to get to the Moon. The ultimate OPM. But it's interesting that Harriman wants the first lunar colony to be a sovereign entity. Did this short story connect at all to "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 09:22 AM (kpS4V)
57
Old General Fentiman was found dead at his club, of apparent heart failure. This caused quite a stir among the gentlemen, but when it is revealed that his estranged sister, who had married into great wealth, had that day died a few blocks away, and their wills were complimentary, it caused a conundrum. When had the general died? This is the opening of The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club by Dorothy Sayers.
Fentiman was discovered in the afternoon, which hinted that he had died later than his sister, and his heirs would receive their aunt's fortune, but when Peter Wimsey aids in moving the body to a less conspicuous room, he notes that rigor in one leg had already passed. Then, when Fentiman's lawyer reveals the two wills, he asks Wimsey to quietly investigate. A large amount was at stake, depending upon whom died first.
Why was old Fentiman not noticed in the club earlier? Why had no one seen him enter the club that morning? Who had motive to interfere? Between a distant niece who lived with the sister, and Fentiman's two grandsons, each had motive to either postpone or speed the official time of death. This is another 1920s mystery that shows the talent of Sayers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2026 09:22 AM (0U5gm)
58
It's not so hard to understand
When digits are a commodity
He's got three fingers on each hand
Now THAT is Homer's oddity...
BURMA SHAVE
...Doh!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 26, 2026 09:23 AM (I0N4X)
59
I also read The Delivery, the new novella by Greg Hurwitz, the author of the Orphan X series. A couple leading a frantic life of work and caring for their autistic daughter are offered a solution, "Mr. Man", a humanoid AI companion. They take delivery and welcome it into their home. Soon the house is running efficiently, meals cooked, cleaning and laundry done, errands run. The couple enjoy the reduction in stress and workload until inexplicable tragedies strike the neighborhood. Mr. Man isn't just following instructions, it's executing the couple's darkest desires. An interesting read.
Posted by: Zoltan at July 26, 2026 09:25 AM (KUWG/)
60
I read a graphic-novel adaptation of "The Man in the Iron Mask," and frankly, I wish I hadn't. It was a roller-coaster of emotions. At first I didn't like it, because it felt like it was tarnishing the reputation of the heroes of "The Three Musketeers." But then the action picked up, and I started to enjoy it. Then the story pushed into the endgame, and I hated it. It's not surprising that this story is so rarely adapted, (compared to how often The Three Musketeers is adapted) nor that its story is so thoroughly re-written when it is adapted. This story was not intended to be a crowd pleaser...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:25 AM (3v7ra)
61
I've put aside The Fifth Heart for now - not in tge mood
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Read the Rouse prose translation of the Odyssey in high school, and enjoyed it, but haven't read it since. Tried the Fitzgerald and the Fagles (?) quite a while ago, but for reasons known but to Zeus I always bog down when I try a really long work in verse. Sorry, Homer, Dante, and all you other epic-length poem guys.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 09:27 AM (q3u5l)
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What other books have been influenced by Homer's The Odyssey? (It doesn't have to be fantasy or science fiction...in fact, that might be more interesting!)
Any hero's journey story.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:03 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I have a feeling that some time in the future, Herman Wouk's "The Winds of War" and "War and Remembrance" will be recognized as the Homeric story of the mid-20th century.
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (rj6Yv)
65
We've got the Rouse translations of The Iliad and The Odyssey, plus the B&N Palmer translation of the latter.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (NcvvS)
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I have three editions of The Odyssey, Robert Fagles, Peter Green (the most recent), and Alexander Pope. I prefer the Fagles version. If I want a somewhat stripped down version that moves fast (the claim to fame of the Emily Wilson translation), I'll watch the Armand Assante TV miniseries.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (6/7Fs)
68
Hörrør author Grady Hendrix has a hilarious compendium of trashy book covers entitled "Paperbacks From Hell: the Twisted History of '70's and '80's Horror Fiction".
Hendrix has a great affinity with the un-PC, gleefully offensive, sex-o-matic crapulence of this era's spinrack schlock. Por exemplo: "The Little People" by John Christopher introduces us to the Gestapochauns, wee "psychic Nazi leprechauns who enjoy S&M, were trained as sex slaves for full-sized humans, and are actually stunted fetuses taken from Jewish concentration camp victims. And one is named Adolph."
There's one for your book club!
There are themes: young women in diaphanous nightgowns running away from scary castles; Satan, sex, and succubi; creepy kids; killer critters (with a strong showing from killer crabs, for some reason); demonic possession; and knife-wielding psychos.
Hendrix's delight in paperback cover trash is palpable. He tips the dumpster over and rolls around in the garbage.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (kpS4V)
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Perfessor Squirrel, I sure do appreciate your contributions to the blog. Your book thread is friendly and open and your comments throughout the day often make me think or chuckle or both. Thank you for being you!
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 26, 2026 09:29 AM (OlzlW)
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59 I also read The Delivery, the new novella by Greg Hurwitz, the author of the Orphan X series.
Posted by: Zoltan at July 26, 2026 09:25 AM (KUWG/)
Oooh, I'll look for that. I'm really liking Greg Hurwitz. I suppose we have a while to wait for a new Orphan X, if there will ever be another.
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I think Joseph Campbell definitely tried to force too much Jungian Deep Significance into the Hero's Journey. It's just storytelling best practices, honed and tested over scores of cultures and centuries. Hero starts out poor and obscure, so the audience sympathizes. Gets the call to adventure, but maybe isn't sure about it, raising tension. Goes off to the Place of Adventure, because stuff like that can't happen in your neighborhood. Gets a mentor, partly to explain how an ordinary poor obscure mook can ever prevail over supernatural bad guys. Encounters the Goddess/Temptress because sex sells. Et cetera . . . If the stories fit a single pattern (and ruthlessly cherry-picking your examples makes sure of that, Mr. Campbell) then it's just because that pattern works.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 09:30 AM (78a2H)
72 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9)
Wolfus, I'll ask Mrs. E to put that series in her cart since I have a lot of points, and after all, who needs another claw hammer?
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2026 09:30 AM (LHPAg)
73
Accomack’s “Odyssey: A Heroic Battle against Elbow Tendonitis” is a gripping yet painful read.
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 09:31 AM (GbONR)
74
The Unicorn Hunters main character is Anne of Brittany, who is being coerced into marrying Charles of France so as to be annexed, and buys time with the scheme of first holding a unicorn hunt, with herself as "bait" whilst she is still a pure maiden.
75
Finished Dan Simmons' "Ilium" and Olympos" both last week. Science fictionalized, and frankly, bonkers versions of the Iliad and Odyssey. Loved them both and highly recommend them.
Now reading Simmons' "Carrion Comfort," which is an incredibly dark and violent tale of what can only be called "Mind Vampires," evil people with the power to control other people . . . with their minds . . . I'm enjoying it despite how dark it is.
Up next will be Simmons' "The Abominable," a tale of Antarctic exploration and monsters.
You can tell I'm on a Dan Simmons deep read. Best known for the Hyperion Cantos, he was an amazing author who could pretty much write anything. May he rest in peace.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2026 09:32 AM (/RHNq)
76. Did this short story connect at all to "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026
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I don't think Harsh Mistress is part of his Future History, the saga that includes Lazarus Long. Whereas MWStM is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)
The second part of the Moon Men, the sorta sequel The Red Hawk, has some of best Edgar Rice Burroughs writing. He was known for ideas and tropes, not style.
Where he describes a peaceful Earth culture, taken over by more vigorous attackers, he was prescient of today's EU.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 09:34 AM (u82oZ)
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Whenever one uses "between Scylla and Charybdis" in a conversation, the people listening often tilt their head like a confused dog.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2026 09:34 AM (0U5gm)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 09:34 AM (u82oZ)
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Perfessor Squirrel, I sure do appreciate your contributions to the blog. Your book thread is friendly and open and your comments throughout the day often make me think or chuckle or both. Thank you for being you!
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 26, 2026 09:29 AM (OlzlW)
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Thank you for your kind words. I'm glad you appreciate my contributions.
82
I was reading a crime/mystery comic book, and came across an issue centered around a convict about to be executed. So, I groaned and waited for the inevitable moment where the author stopped the story to lecture the audience with his thoughts on the death penalty. That moment did come, but only on the letters page at the end of the comic, so it didn't come at the expense of the story. And the lecture itself? To paraphrase it, the author said "This story couldn't actually happen, because the state of New York (where the story takes place) doesn't have the death penalty. But maybe it should."
That genuinely surprised me. I didn't think people were allowed into the comic book industry unless they were a lefty of some stripe. But that comic was from the early 90's, so maybe the gatekeeping wasn't quite as bad back then. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if the author hadn't been pushed out of the industry since then.
I probably would have enjoyed the story much more if I hadn't been expecting 'the sucker punch' as this blog used to call it. Now that I know nothing is coming, maybe the story will be better on the re-read...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:35 AM (3v7ra)
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The Burma Shave remark reminds me of "The Verse by the Side of the Road," a history of Burma-Vita Co. and its roadside advertising. It includes every Burma Shave jingle.
I read this many times in my youth. I have a copy, but I don't recall whether I took it from the folks' house or bought my own.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 09:35 AM (HEBVE)
Centipede Press is actually going to do a hardcover reissue of The Little People some time this year or early next. It'll be pricey, though, as they deal in small print runs of classic/cult sf, fantasy, and horror. I've got several of their books and they're really nice -- lots of extras, essays on the books, cover reproductions, signed by contributors and authors if they're able. But pricey.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 09:35 AM (q3u5l)
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65 We've got the Rouse translations of The Iliad and The Odyssey, plus the B&N Palmer translation of the latter.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (NcvvS)
That Rouse Edition is so blazing fast, you can rip through it in 4 minutes, tops.
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2026 09:36 AM (LHPAg)
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You can tell I'm on a Dan Simmons deep read. Best known for the Hyperion Cantos, he was an amazing author who could pretty much write anything. May he rest in peace.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2026 09:32 AM (/RHNq)
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Yeah, he seems like he was a very talented writer who could delve into any genre he wanted.
I really need to up my game by reading more of his works. ("Ilium" and "Olympus" are on my TBR pile, I swear!)
87
Good morning all.
Ended up with 5 books from the library this week, so nad to carve out extra time for reading. Finished the Sandford book which was good but got a bit grisly towards the end. Serial,killers tend to escalate the violence just before they are caught. They stop being careful as the insanity grows worse. Do you find this this theme in detective novels?
The one I read for the Mystery Club at the library this coming Tuesday turned out to be a fun read. I am so curious about what this group will be like. The book was completely apolitical so I have hope.
I'll report next week.
88
Reading a stand alone Robert A Heinlein short story, A Tenderfoot in Space. On my Kindle.
I did not remember reading it in Requiem: New Collected Works by Robert A. Heinlein and Tributes to the Grand Master.
It is an emigration of a Scout with his family and dog to a wet Venus. Not up to his usual juvenile book standards, but has some interesting parts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (u82oZ)
89. . . Serial,killers tend to escalate the violence just before they are caught. They stop being careful as the insanity grows worse. Do you find this this theme in detective novels? . . .
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2026
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Sometimes, if a murderer (even if sane) has embarked on a plan which requires only one or two killings, he can find himself trapped by his own plan and forced to commit more. See Ellery Queen's Double, Double.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
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What other books have been influenced by Homer's The Odyssey?
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All of them !
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (GD0B3)
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Prompt: It was a dark and stormy night in the style of Homer.
Response: Sing, O Muse, of night deep-shadowed and wind-lashed, when Zeus hurled his storm over the earth, and the black sky groaned with thunder. The sea heaved like an ox in pain, and the rain fell in spears upon the roofs of men.
Posted by: Welcome to AI at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)
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Either the Iliad or the Odyssey. Every writer (well, Western) began his literary journey by reading these books.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026 09:41 AM (GD0B3)
93Sorry, Homer, Dante, and all you other epic-length poem guys.
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Homer's Odyssey in Just Five Lines
Returning from the great Trojan War
Heard sweet-sounding music from the shore
Escaped from Circe's piggy sty
Whirlpool, Spider, Cyclops' eye
Got back home...let the bodies hit the floor!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 26, 2026 09:42 AM (I0N4X)
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Sharkman…
Up next will be Simmons' "The Abominable," a tale of Antarctic exploration and monsters.
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Ha ha, hoo boy are you in for a surprise
Posted by: Buzz Krumhunger at July 26, 2026 09:42 AM (MAEF4)
An executive summery of an executive summary of a Cliff Notes summary of a long book.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 09:44 AM (u82oZ)
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68 Hörrør author Grady Hendrix has a hilarious compendium of trashy book covers entitled "Paperbacks From Hell: the Twisted History of '70's and '80's Horror Fiction".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (kpS4V)
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Homer codified the "initial conflict, then rising action, then climax, then aftermath" storytelling pattern of Western civilization. Since he was probably writing down stories that had been told in oral form earlier, I wonder if that sequence was built into those tales from the earliest days of man? That there is something in mankind's mind that requires those elements in that order?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
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Perfessor,
Thanks for including the Rob Pirie video about Galahad and the Grail. I enjoyed his enthusiasm for the book. I've read a number of comments that discuss including it for home schooling. Even young ones who can't get the moral aspects apparently enjoy the ballad poetry and adventurous parts.
BTW, the appendices in Galahad and the Grail include descriptions of some of the sources Guite used in deciding what parts of the legends to include. They are so much more, and more varied, than just Le Morte D'Arthur. For my taste that information is worth the price of the book.
Now I can say I've read a verse translation of the Odyssey. As can all the Book Thread's many inmates.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 09:45 AM (q3u5l)
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>>That Rouse Edition is so blazing fast, you can rip through it in 4 minutes, tops.
Yeah, those were the ones from high school, both freshman year. My mother has the Pope translations in beautiful hardcovers - my father had purchased several dozen excellent hardcover books between finishing service and marrying. Probably will be mine after Mom's gone - sister had expressed interest, but she downsized when they moved west and she gave me some of her books.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 09:45 AM (NcvvS)
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Centipede Press is actually going to do a hardcover reissue of The Little People some time this year or early next. It'll be pricey, though, as they deal in small print runs of classic/cult sf, fantasy, and horror. I've got several of their books and they're really nice -- lots of extras, essays on the books, cover reproductions, signed by contributors and authors if they're able. But pricey.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 09:35 AM (q3u5l)
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That's great! They're like medieval monks preserving knowledge of the classical era.
I don't necessarily want to read "The Little People", I just want it on a shelf in the guest room for friends to stumble upon and recoil in horror (or delight).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 09:45 AM (kpS4V)
As long as we're balming in Gilead
We might was well do such a silly a
damn thing as glimpsin'
a scene from The Simpsons
And skip over all of The Iliad.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 26, 2026 09:46 AM (zdLoL)
106The Burma Shave remark reminds me of "The Verse by the Side of the Road," a history of Burma-Vita Co. and its roadside advertising. It includes every Burma Shave jingle.
I have that book. It's a great read.
I loved the story about the company putting up a series: "Old MacDonald / On the farm / Shaved so hard / He broke his arm / Then he tried / Burma-Shave" only to find out the land was actually owned by a farmer named MacDonald.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:46 AM (qRla/)
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I wonder if that sequence was built into those tales from the earliest days of man? That there is something in mankind's mind that requires those elements in that order?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*polite cough*
Posted by: The Garden of Eden at July 26, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)
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I'm still only partly into the introduction of my Fagles Iliad hardcopy vs blew through the entire audio version which had a different much shorter intro. Narrated by Derek Jacobi & Maria Tucci it was a great performance. I'll add the audio Fagles Odyssey into the tbr rotation but unfortunately it's not the same narrator team.
Been a long time since reading the Rouse Homer translations, but the desire to re-read the iliad surfaced awhile ago and there's lots of commentary on 'best' translations (Fitzgerald Iliad has also been sitting in a wishlist I peruse often).
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 26, 2026 09:48 AM (KaHlS)
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35 I couldn't decide what book to start next, so I marked time this past week with various comics -- the Spirit, the first year of Mike Grell's DC series The Warlord, and Mera, a DC miniseries whose title character, who's engaged to Aquaman, joins forces with a sworn enemy to take down an usurper of the throne of Atlantis, of which Mera is the rightful monarch. This was written by Dan Abnett, who with Andy Lanning came up with many of the concepts that were adapted into the "Guardians of the Galaxy" movies. The art was by Lan Medina, and it is beautiful.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 09:14 AM (HEBVE)
For some reason "The Spirit" is something I've never sought out... I recently tried getting back into Grell's "Warlord" omnibus (getting into year 3) but then immediately got distracted again, this time with "Excalibur" and "Nightfall." And the aforementioned "The Man in the Iron Maks" comic...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:48 AM (3v7ra)
110
That's great! They're like medieval monks preserving knowledge of the classical era.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
There is probably more value in preserving past pop culture than we realize, since commies are so intent on erasing and rewriting it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 09:50 AM (kpS4V)
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"initial conflict, then rising action, then climax, then aftermath" storytelling pattern of Western civilization. Since he was probably writing down stories that had been told in oral form earlier, I wonder if that sequence was built into those tales from the earliest days of man?
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Here an even older one! Hero leads exalted life, makes a shocking discovery (initial conflict), abandons this life to find truth(rising action), comes back with truth, destroys an Empire (climax), establishes a civilization (aftermath). Old story, about 3,500 years old. There is even a written record of it!
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026 09:50 AM (GD0B3)
I'm very much looking forward to any surprise he hits me with.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2026 09:51 AM (/RHNq)
114
I have another Grady Hendrix on my TBR pile, 2018's We Sold Our Souls. I don't think it's fantasy, but more of a road trip story, featuring a young woman who was guitarist for a heavy metal band in the '90s. I'm curious about it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)
115
OrangeEnt, you chose three winners. "The Golden Spiders" was my first Wolfe. "The Silent Speaker" offers a glimpse at the postwar years. "Some Buried Caesar" had a scene that me laugh iut loud.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (HEBVE)
I've just read two chapters so far.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:54 AM (1Ff7Z)
116
There once was a man named Odysseys,
Who measured his life by the seas.
He bargained with storms,
Defied ancient forms,
And puzzled the proud with his pleas.
The winds learned the sound of his name,
Though each shore insisted the same:
"No wanderer stays,
Who lives by the waves,
Without paying a tithe to the flame."
He dined with the gods and their pride,
Met monsters no map could describe.
With wit for a sword,
More sharp than a lord,
He weathered what strength couldn't bide.
Posted by: runner writes ChatGPT poems at July 26, 2026 09:54 AM (GD0B3)
117
And skip over all of The Iliad.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
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Touché!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 26, 2026 09:54 AM (I0N4X)
118
The stars were his oldest allies,
Bright lanterns that watched from the skies.
Though kingdoms grew dim,
They whispered to him,
"The truest of homes never dies."
At last, when the voyage was through,
He found what he'd searched the world to pursue:
Not glory or gold,
Nor stories retold,
But hearts that remembered him true.
Posted by: runner writes ChatGPT poems at July 26, 2026 09:54 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner writes ChatGPT poems at July 26, 2026 09:55 AM (GD0B3)
120
I'm editing while I'm here, so I can go back and forth while waiting for comments.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (qRla/)
I do that once in a while, MP. I've recently restarted writing, and I'll write a bit, check the comments, and write a bit again. I don't want to rush through and keep hitting that F5.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:55 AM (1Ff7Z)
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There once was a goddess named Athena,
Whose wisdom burned brighter than any arena.
She carried no boast,
Yet inspired the most,
With a calm that could silence a fevered demeanor !
Posted by: runner writes ChatGPT poems at July 26, 2026 09:56 AM (GD0B3)
122 "Some Buried Caesar" had a scene that me laugh iut loud.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026
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I've just read two chapters so far.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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SBC was probably my mother's favorite as well. When Stout moves Wolfe out of his house, his usual orbit and environment, it's always startling -- like seeing a statue suddenly move.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)
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IIRC, it was Vic who told the Sirens to knock off the damn noise.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:19 AM (qRla/)
Joan Collins was a great looking Siren.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 09:57 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I was in a Barnes and Noble, and found some "modern retelling" of The Odyssey. I flipped through it, and found some character calling Odysseus "Daddy". Put it back in disgust and despaired for society.
Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at July 26, 2026 09:57 AM (4qIhJ)
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There's a lot of discussion of seafaring books above, which I skip right by. Anything that gets characters out on the water bores me rigid. My senior year of high school we read Moby Dick, presented as the great American novel, and I was like, there are no female characters. It's a man and a fish. Hello?
I'm not defending that, I'm just saying. Is that because I was raised in landlocked Montana? Because I'm female?
Do other readers have equal blind spots?
Posted by: Wenda at July 26, 2026 09:57 AM (UDQz0)
126
There once was a god named Zeus
Who stitched bright storms through heaven's blues.
He gathered thunder in his hand,
And crowned the peaks of every land.
Posted by: runner writes ChatGPT poems at July 26, 2026 09:58 AM (GD0B3)
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115 I have another Grady Hendrix on my TBR pile, 2018's We Sold Our Souls. I don't think it's fantasy, but more of a road trip story, featuring a young woman who was guitarist for a heavy metal band in the '90s. I'm curious about it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)
I was just casting about for an audiobook to listen to when I imprison myself in the kitchen for the afternoon. That one's available. I'll take it.
128 read The Odyssey
in junior high, but not in
true Homeric Greek
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:01 AM (ZxPkt)
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I always bog down when I try a really long work in verse. Sorry, Homer, Dante, and all you other epic-length poem guys.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 09:27 AM (q3u5l)
Well, they're meant to be heard, not read, JSG.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:02 AM (1Ff7Z)
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That there is something in mankind's mind that requires those elements in that order?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
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Reality.
Fiction is an imitation of reality, and myths are drawn from that. They resonate because we see examples of them all around us. History repeats itself for a reason.
Because I'm late, I don't know if anyone had mentioned Tolkien's essay "Beowulf: The Monsters and the Critics" which basically destroyed the academic establishment's view of Beowulf as having multiple authors, having silly digressions and so on. The same can be said for Homer and all of our surviving ancient tales. They were saved because they were important and resonate because they are in some sense very real.
Attempt to strip out or explain away the gods are pointless because people don't make stuff up out of whole cloth - the write what they know. One cannot claim that people who understood how to build triremes and massive temples (and therefore understood cause and effect) were so stupid that they randomly did things because of oracles.
The spirit world is real, and Homer described it as he knew it.
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Read 111 Days in Stanleyville, a 1965 book by David Reed, a friends godfather. About the Simba uprising in the Congo the year prior.
Reading about it reminded me just how screwed up the time were from 1958 or so, when I first started reading newspapers, thru the mid sixties. You had sputnik and the Russian menace, followed in short order by all the African independence movements, the Mau Mau uprising in Kenya, the Cuban missile crisis, Mao's cultural revolution, SDS and the weather underground at home, etc.
I don't recall hearing all the exisential bitching that you seem to hear nowadays. It was life, deal with it.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 26, 2026 10:03 AM (sl73Y)
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Don't think ever even tried reading The Odyssey
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 10:03 AM (Ia/+0)
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My top Wolfe recommendations are Murder by the Book, Might As Well Be Dead, and The Mother Hunt. All three show Wolfe and Archie in their "everyday" work lives. The Black Mountain is in another class entirely, involving Wolfe leaving his home, as are the three Arnold Zeck stories (Zeck was Wolfe's Moriarty).
For the novelettes, try "Die Like a Dog," "The Gun With Wings," and "Disguise for Murder," with "The Squirt and the Monkey" close behind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)
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I guess my favorite part was when Odysseus has himself lashed to the mast, so he can hear The Sirens
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:03 AM (ZxPkt)
135
I had a prof who tried to teach us ancient Greek (which is a bit different than modern Greek) , so we could read what remains of Heraclitus' writing.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026 10:04 AM (GD0B3)
136I had a prof who tried to teach us ancient Greek (which is a bit different than modern Greek) , so we could read what remains of Heraclitus' writing.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026
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Fleming had Bond say that he had Latin and Greek at school, which proved to be "no use at all in ordering a cup of coffee in Rome or Athens."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)
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Now reading Simmons' "Carrion Comfort," which is an incredibly dark and violent tale of what can only be called "Mind Vampires," evil people with the power to control other people . . . with their minds . . . I'm enjoying it despite how dark it is.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2026 09:32 AM (/RHNq)
So, democrats.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:05 AM (1Ff7Z)
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>>>I've seen and heard just about enough about the Odyssey.
It's like Graham Platner's nipples. Too much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
>It's never been done before. Wasn't that ridiculous but entertaining film, 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' loosely based on the Odyssey? There's your modern benchmark.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 10:06 AM (3oLiU)
139I don't recall hearing all the exisential bitching that you seem to hear nowadays. It was life, deal with it.
Probably because mood-altering drugs, therapists and [your affliction here] acceptance weren't infesting societies then.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 10:07 AM (qRla/)
140 Wasn't that ridiculous but entertaining film, 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' loosely based on the Odyssey? There's your modern benchmark.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026
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Yes. There are captivating, singing women in it, and John Goodman plays an immensely strong fellow with one eye.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)
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Read Rise of the Ranger by Phillip Quintrell. It an elf and dragon high fantasy book but has very strong Odyssey themes.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2026 10:08 AM (VCgbV)
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The second part of the Moon Men, the sorta sequel The Red Hawk, has some of best Edgar Rice Burroughs writing. He was known for ideas and tropes, not style.
Where he describes a peaceful Earth culture, taken over by more vigorous attackers, he was prescient of today's EU.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2026 09:34 AM (u82oZ)
I'm gonna finish the Wolfe book first, then read The Moon Men. How many parallels to modern life. The foreword of the book indicates part of the reason for losing was Earth Quislings.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:08 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:08 AM (ZxPkt)
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I'm editing while I'm here, so I can go back and forth while waiting for comments.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 09:18 AM (qRla/)
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I just loaded a post to my blog. Both on the Prayer Thread and here, I tackle other writing project, like editing an article for Bleeding Fool or putting a post together.
I save my serious writing for the evening as I like to immerse myself in it.
I've paused my work for the time being as there is too much else to do around the house before school starts. If I'm not moving things, I thinking about where to move them. School also calms the grandkids and they go to bed early, which provides the quiet essential for concentration.
That, and I'm binging on Justified with my daughter. Just started season 3. It's my first re-watch and it has aged very well. How could a show like that air in 2015 and then wokeness immediately descend upon us all?
Which lets me out for the foreseeable future. I've not been able to sit down with an audiobook unless I'm stuck with a long bus ride and I don't do that any more. I've got a few discs of Harlan Ellison reading his stories (and he was an excellent reader for his own stuff and others), but the only way I could use them was on the bus or on the two-mile walk to work before I retired.
Oh, well...
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 10:10 AM (q3u5l)
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"This story couldn't actually happen, because the state of New York (where the story takes place) doesn't have the death penalty. But maybe it should."
A point that indicates why Mr. Blue decided to touch the third rail....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:12 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I don't recall hearing all the exisential bitching that you seem to hear nowadays. It was life, deal with it.
Posted by: From about That Time
Don't talk to me that way, I survived the Andrea Doria sinking!
Posted by: Mr Eldridge at July 26, 2026 10:12 AM (R0XxO)
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Dealing with Galahad and the Grail has led me to the idea of preserving history and culture through story telling. Martin Shaw, not the actor, is especially effective at this in his books. A delightful find has been Kipling's Puck of Pook's Hill, a combination of poetry and stories he wrote for his children. It takes young children on adventures at different points of British history through the magic of Puck. Each chapter starts and ends with a poem. Some of Tolkien's most charming writing was done for his young children: Letters from Father Christmas and Mister Bliss. There are similar elements in the Children of Green Knowe series.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 10:12 AM (yTvNw)
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We had two modern fluent good-looking Greek girls sign up for Attic class, thinking it would be an easy ἁ.
It was not. They did last-minute drops and smote oars.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 26, 2026 10:13 AM (zdLoL)
Castle Guy, try The Spirit. The late, lamented Kitchen Sink Press published all the postwar stories as a comic book series. I have them all.
For those who don't know, The Spirit -- created and drawn by Will Eisner -- was the lead feature in an eight-page comics insert in Sunday papers, mostly major metros. The Spirit took seven pages each week. Each story stood on its own, but they sometimes served as chapters in a longer tale.
The Spirit himself is Denny Colt, a brawny criminologist who is thought dead by everybody but Police Commissioner Dolan and his daughter, Ellen. To maintain the fiction of his "death," Colt constantly wears a simple domino mask, which Eisner grew to hate.
He's assisted by Ebony White, a black child who's wiser beyond his years. Modern audiences are uncomfortable with Ebony, because he's drawn to resemble a chimpanzee. The panel also relied on ethnic humor and dialog.
Nevertheless, there's a reason why The Spirit is still revered by comics aficionados. Check it out.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 10:14 AM (1+dbC)
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OK, folks, I've knocked off a couple of chapters. It's such a lovely day out, I think I shall run up a playlist and go for a drive.
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 10:18 AM (qRla/)
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I never thought of Farscape being a Space Odyssey but it checks out.
I think though that the Odyssey is just a trope of life so not really original itself. Man has always ventured out in search of something.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:18 AM (KC5Lt)
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SBC was probably my mother's favorite as well. When Stout moves Wolfe out of his house, his usual orbit and environment, it's always startling -- like seeing a statue suddenly move.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)
I'm actually surprised that Wolfe likes beer. I figured he'd be a fine wine man. He turned down a higball, said Archie would like it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:21 AM (1Ff7Z)
Theodore Roosevelt is one of at least a half dozen people with enough experience and adventures to feed a never ending reading list. Death on the River of Doubt is a short 'young adult' history.
During the 1913–1914 expedition Roosevelt almost died & had fever & delirium. As he drifted in and out of consciousness, he repeatedly recited the opening stanza of Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s poem Kubla Khan.
Xanadu is the opening song of the new Rush tour. Most of the Lyrics are directly from or inspired by the Coleridge poem.
A week before their new tour started I had this song stuck in my head. Made me wonder if Scott Adams was right about a simulation.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 26, 2026 10:21 AM (KaHlS)
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I think though that the Odyssey is just a trope of life so not really original itself. Man has always ventured out in search of something.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:18 AM (KC5Lt)
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It's entirely possible the ancient Greeks had many such oral traditions, but they have been lost to time.
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Do other readers have equal blind spots?
Posted by: Wenda at July 26, 2026 09:57 AM (UDQz0)
Not blind, but taste. I don't like fantasy, but I've read a couple for critiquing, and seeing what the genre was about. Just not interested.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:23 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I'm thinking of Abraham and his family moving from Ur to a land they had no idea about and all the trials and tribulations they went through. Predates the Odyssey bigley.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:24 AM (KC5Lt)
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If you want to cause hipsterish annoyance to the crowds gushing about the Illiad and the Odyssey, casually mention they aren't as good as the four *missing* poems from the Trojan War epic, but "you probably haven't heard of them" (Cypria, Aethiopis, Little Iliad, and Iliupersis)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 26, 2026 10:25 AM (ee9bx)
159I'm actually surprised that Wolfe likes beer. I figured he'd be a fine wine man. He turned down a higball, said Archie would like it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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Beer was Wolfe's drink right from the beginning in 1934, right after Prohibition ended, in Fer-de-Lance. Archie, too, broke the expected private-eye mold in preferring milk to liquor most of the time. (The aforementioned pilot with William Shatner even has him as Archie drinking milk at one point.)
You'll find Wolfe speaks a bit more, has slightly longer speeches, in the pre-war books as compared to the post-wars. And Archie becomes more polished. In the first three of four novels he says things like "That don't matter," but his English (after years of contact with Wolfe) becomes better later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)
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Fantastic Factoid: celebrated SF/Fantasy/Horror illustrator Rowena Morrill also did a Metallica album cover (No Life 'til Power) and two of her famous cover paintings decorated the walls of one of Saddam Hussein's love nests! Talk about range.
https://www.erbzine.com/mag8/0869.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 10:28 AM (kpS4V)
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156 I think though that the Odyssey is just a trope of life so not really original itself. Man has always ventured out in search of something.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:18 AM (KC5Lt)
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It's entirely possible the ancient Greeks had many such oral traditions, but they have been lost to time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 10:21 AM (FZ29D)
I read or heard somewhere that we have historical references to many epic poems besides The Iliad and Odyssey, but no/few copies of them. Homer's works were just so good/popular that they kind of snuffed out any competitors. In an age where manuscripts had to be copied by hand, not many people bothered to hand-copy sub-par works...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 10:28 AM (3v7ra)
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Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:25 AM (3v7ra)
Did it strike you as a middle finger from the author for all his readers who insisted on yet another sequel? G.R.R. Martin could point to that book as an excuse for his unhappy endings of characters.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (lFFaq)
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Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 10:28 AM (3v7ra)
@159
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (GD0B3)
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In my novel, which may never be published, the heroes, two Iowa farm boys, go through the Ogallala Aquifer under Nebraska to get to Colorado. The West has been depopulated by drought and the aquifer is largely a giant cavern populated by a renegade subculture. The scenes were influenced by Dante and I include several Easter eggs from The Inferno, but Dante was influenced by The Odyssey.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (tRYqg)
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Our local town built a new library. Finally finished it (well, is anything the government builds ever really finished, but I digress), so they took all the books from the old library and dumped them on their affiliated used book store. My latest find is The Hero With A Thousand Faces, a collection of unpublished works by Joseph Campbell. It appears to have never been opened. Seems appropriate for today's topic.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (QaH55)
You saw the show? I was there for their only initial performance in Fort Worth. That was last month. I consider myself lucky; I would have hated to have driven all that way, only to be met with a cancellation.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (1+dbC)
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157 Do other readers have equal blind spots?
Posted by: Wenda at July 26, 2026 09:57 AM (UDQz0)
Not blind, but taste. I don't like fantasy, but I've read a couple for critiquing, and seeing what the genre was about. Just not interested.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:23 AM
Science fiction.
I barely understand the world we live in. Don't want to have a learn another one.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM (GD0B3)
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Good morning! I've been doing lots of book reading lately, with a couple still in process:
Finished:
The Women of Arlington Hall by Jane Healey- this is an historical novel about the SIS codebreakers in the early days of the Venona Project. It was more fluffy than I was expecting, but it did provide some useful background on their efforts;
Young Philby by Robert Littell- another historical novel about the recruitment and early work of Kim Philby as a Russian spy. I didn't realize that it was a fictional work when I bought it but I think it stuck pretty close to the facts in its treatment of the Cambridge Five;
Relic- by Preston and Child- the first novel in their Pendergast series is about a monster on the loose in the New York Museum of Natural History. The whole story takes place within a matter of days and the chase scenes go on for pages and pages, but I couldn't put it down!
Working on:
Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
Personal Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant, so that's my Ulysses!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM (Lzhdy)
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With the fanfare about the Odyssey movie and the popularity of Galahad and the Grail I wonder if there will be a move towards other classic tales and literature. Perhaps Beowulf, The Aeneid, Canterbury Tales, Chesterton's Ballad of the White Horse, Tennyson's Idylls of the King.
I remember when there was a huge todo whenever a new Harry Potter book was released. We went to one at the local Barnes and Noble, a midnight party on the first day it could be sold. The place was packed with kids and young parents. The kids were often in some kind of costume and were so excited. (For amusement, my beard was grizzled back then, not white, and I'm a good sized guy. A few of the little ones whispered about Hagrid when they glanced my way.)
I noticed a number of the older children, maybe 5th and 6th grade or middle school age, were also getting copies of The Hobbit, LOTR, and the Narnia books. Seems the Harry Potter books had ignited a love of reading literary adventure books.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 10:31 AM (yTvNw)
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159 If you want to cause hipsterish annoyance to the crowds gushing about the Illiad and the Odyssey, casually mention they aren't as good as the four *missing* poems from the Trojan War epic, but "you probably haven't heard of them"
(Cypria, Aethiopis, Little Iliad, and Iliupersis)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase
Somehow I fell into a 'Grok' hole on this topic about a month ago. Apparently most survived until Byzantine fell.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 26, 2026 10:32 AM (KaHlS)
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We had two modern fluent good-looking Greek girls sign up for Attic class, thinking it would be an easy ἁ. It was not. They did last-minute drops and smote oars.
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I love stories like this.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:33 AM (3ElP1)
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had a prof who tried to teach us ancient Greek.
Old Greek homos.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 10:33 AM (dpAEq)
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You saw the show? I was there for their only initial performance in Fort Worth. That was last month. I consider myself lucky; I would have hated to have driven all that way, only to be met with a cancellation.
Posted by: Weak Geek
No, I'm just enjoying the never ending youtube versions!
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 26, 2026 10:34 AM (KaHlS)
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Science fiction. I barely understand the world we live in. Don't want to have a learn another one
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I like some Sci-Fi, what I didn’t understand was people taking it so very seriously and getting super exercised about this or that. it isn’t real. It’s a fantasy, so it doesn’t really matter. It’s fun to have a hobby, but don’t let it consume you.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 10:36 AM (3ElP1)
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>Do other readers have equal blind spots?
Posted by: Wenda at July 26, 2026 09:57 AM (UDQz0)
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I prefer non-fiction to fiction
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:36 AM (ZxPkt)
They didn't keep anything from the existing collection when they moved to the new library? Jeez. When our town built a new one and closed down the old Carnegie for lack of space, they at least kept the books.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 10:37 AM (q3u5l)
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168- Science fiction.
I barely understand the world we live in. Don't want to have a learn another one.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM
I'm right there with you, QT!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 10:37 AM (Lzhdy)
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Somehow I fell into a 'Grok' hole on this topic about a month ago. Apparently most survived until Byzantine fell.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 26, 2026 10:32 AM (KaHlS)
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This is one of the things I find very annoying about modern scholars. I'm working my way through City of God and as he goes along, St. Augustine offers lessons on word origins and their meaning, and then the meathead translator will drop a footnote saying that modern linguists say he's wrong.
Oh, the guys who have to make up words in lost languages know more than the dude with copies of those languages sitting next to him? I think I'm going with a guy who could actually have a copy of Claudius' Etruscan dictionary vs the people playing guessing games.
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163 Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 09:25 AM (3v7ra)
Did it strike you as a middle finger from the author for all his readers who insisted on yet another sequel? G.R.R. Martin could point to that book as an excuse for his unhappy endings of characters.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (lFFaq)
If that comment was in regards to "The Man in the Iron Mask," then, yes, it did strike me as the author trying to piss off his fans. "Oh, you liked my characters? Well, too bad! They all become sad, pathetic failures, and die miserably! Suck on that, peons!"
...Either that, or Alexander Dumas is a fan of tragedy, whereas I am not...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 10:39 AM (3v7ra)
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Sometimes, if a murderer (even if sane) has embarked on a plan which requires only one or two killings, he can find himself trapped by his own plan and forced to commit more. See Ellery Queen's Double, Double.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
Status Christie's Poirot makes that point repeatedly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)
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Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 26, 2026 10:29 AM (tRYqg)
How far along are you with it now?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:42 AM (1Ff7Z)
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My blind spot, I guess, is the romance genre. The classical detective story is just as constrained by its requirements as romance is, but somehow romance stories, unless they're really well done, display the bones of their structures even more. Or maybe I dislike the usual covers for romances.
That's not to say I don't like a good love story. That contained within Stephen King's 11/22/63 is a good one, and that in Glenn Savan's White Palace is another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:42 AM (wzUl9)
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168- Science fiction.
I barely understand the world we live in. Don't want to have a learn another one.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM
I'm right there with you, QT!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 10:37 AM (Lzhdy
I'm not a SciFi fan either with one very big exception.
Armor by John Steakley
It has the best opening chapters of any book I've read. And the rest is almost as good.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:42 AM (KC5Lt)
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What the neck autocucumber?! How does Agatha become "status"?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:42 AM (lFFaq)
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I love historical fiction. Steven Pressfield is my favorite author for that genre.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:44 AM (KC5Lt)
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186 What the neck autocucumber?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:42 AM (lFFaq)
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I find I'm not much interested in most current sf/fantasy any more. I used to keep up, but stopped trying somewhere around 20 years ago. For that matter, I stopped trying to keep up with current fiction 20 years ago. Looking at the shelves I find that except for reprints of older work, there's not a lot here that's less than 30 years old.
The world of publishing didn't stop, but I seem to have pretty much managed to get off.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 10:44 AM (q3u5l)
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Sometimes, if a murderer (even if sane) has embarked on a plan which requires only one or two killings, he can find himself trapped by his own plan and forced to commit more. See Ellery Queen's Double, Double.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
Status Christie's Poirot makes that point repeatedly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)
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This also happens in Dean Koontz novels. The villain thinks they are committing the perfect crime, but events spiral out of their control and they need to escalate their actions--piling up more dead bodies--and that eventually leads to their downfall.
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Science fiction.
I barely understand the world we live in. Don't want to have a learn another one.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Most of it's just scene setting, at least for me. The story itself is plain old adventure in my SF book.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:45 AM (1Ff7Z)
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If that comment was in regards to "The Man in the Iron Mask," then, yes, it did strike me as the author trying to piss off his fans. "Oh, you liked my characters? Well, too bad! They all become sad, pathetic failures, and die miserably! Suck on that, peons!"
...Either that, or Alexander Dumas is a fan of tragedy, whereas I am not...
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 26, 2026 10:39 AM (3v7ra)
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That is not at all how I read the ending. Dumas follows the characters to their deaths (well, most of them).
I don't think the deaths are shameful at all. D'Artagnon dying as a Marshal of France in his moment of triumph was a fitting end for such a guy dedicated to fighting. Porthos lived the good life and likewise went down like a Musketeer. Athos is the one we feel sorry for, and of course Aramis is still alive at the end of the book, albeit as a general of Jesuits.
192 Science fiction.
I barely understand the world we live in. Don't want to have a learn another one.
I've read a lot of SF. And there are all sorts of worlds people have created. And while many of them are worse then ours, I've yet to read one that was *dumber* then our current one
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"Sometimes, if a murderer (even if sane) has embarked on a plan which requires only one or two killings, he can find himself trapped by his own plan and forced to commit more. See Ellery Queen's Double, Double.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)"
And if memory serves, see also Simenon's The Hatter's Ghosts.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 10:47 AM (q3u5l)
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Ok. I really need to figure out how to turn off autocucumber on this tablet. Now it's just mocking me.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:47 AM (lFFaq)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:45 AM (1Ff7Z
Yes Armor is like Firefly except the opening chapters. You kind of forget it's SciFi.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM (Lzhdy)
That sounds like the title of an 1890s girls novel.
Posted by: They're in love with the Dover Boys at July 26, 2026 10:47 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Earlier this week I read his G-Man, in which Swagger probes the career and character of his grandfather Charles, whom he never knew. Charles, he knew, was a deputy sheriff in Arkansas, but apparently he spent some time working with, or for, the FBI in 1934 and was involved in the killings of Dillinger, Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd, and Lester Gillis, "Baby Face Nelson." The story moves back and forth between 1934 and 2017, the present of the novel, and is captivating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I enjoyed that book.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)
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Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 09:45 AM (NcvvS)
I believe that Pope is the translation used by Librivox.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 10:48 AM (lFFaq)
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And it's time, maybe, to retire the serial killer story for a while. I guess they still sell. But once you've read Thomas Harris's first two Hannibal Lecters, Ellery Queen's Cat of Many Tails, and a few others, it seems as though authors are reaching really hard to find the next thrill or the next shocking outrage. Not to mention modern serial killer stories all involve the FBI, and I'm a bit tired of that deal where the lead investigator has to confront or conquer his own demons in order to trap the Minnesota Shrike, or whatever the latest serial murderer is nicknamed.
(Yes, the "Minnesota Shrike" is mentioned in passing in Harris's Red Dragon as one of Will Graham's past cases.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:49 AM (wzUl9)
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Sometimes, if a murderer (even if sane) has embarked on a plan which requires only one or two killings, he can find himself trapped by his own plan and forced to commit more.
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Isn't this, too, the story of the Clintons?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 10:51 AM (ndZc7)
203I've read a lot of SF. And there are all sorts of worlds people have created. And while many of them are worse then ours, I've yet to read one that was *dumber* then our current one
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026
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How about the Hoka stories by Gordon Dickson and Poul Anderson? A race of sentient teddy bear-like beings who are imitative to a fault, and immediately seize on human cultural tropes for their own. Comedy gold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)
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180 ... "This is one of the things I find very annoying about modern scholars. I'm working my way through City of God and as he goes along, St. Augustine offers lessons on word origins and their meaning, and then the meathead translator will drop a footnote saying that modern linguists say he's wrong."
AHL,
This resonates with me. The smug arrogance of much of academia is irritating, to put it mildly. So many of these people's knowledge (forget wisdom entirely) has the depth of a shallow puddle but they have a piece of overpriced paper saying they must be respected. It's the same shit as enviro-weenies and no-nothing politicians saying 'it's settled science'.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 10:52 AM (yTvNw)
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Perfessor, check your inbox.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 26, 2026 10:50 AM (RkR9o)
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Got it!
It has the best opening chapters of any book I've read. And the rest is almost as good.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026
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I met Steakley at an SF convention long ago, when Armor had just been published. Never got to know him well. (He had too much of an eye for Mrs. Wolfus No. 2.)
Some fans then complained that he was just riffing on Heinlein's Starship Troopers. I don't know; I need to read the novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)
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I began to understand Dumas and his characters when I learned that his father was Haitian, a giant of a man and regarded as the best soldier in Napoleon's army. He rose in rank and reputation, but at some point Napoleon became viciously jealous of him and had him imprisoned on a pretext for years.
You can find echoes and versions of Dumas' father in almost every story he wrote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 10:55 AM (edUvp)
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I mostly read history, historical fiction but have some interest in scifi yet don't get to it much.
Somehow in life never got into ancient history.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2026 10:55 AM (Ia/+0)
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197- The Women of Arlington Hall by Jane Healey
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 10:30 AM (Lzhdy)
That sounds like the title of an 1890s girls novel.
Posted by: They're in love with the Dover Boys at July 26, 2026 10:47 AM
That pretty much sums it up! But I have a bad habit of finishing books, even if they're not what I expected going in.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 10:57 AM (Lzhdy)
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AHL,
This resonates with me. The smug arrogance of much of academia is irritating, to put it mildly. So many of these people's knowledge (forget wisdom entirely) has the depth of a shallow puddle but they have a piece of overpriced paper saying they must be respected. It's the same shit as enviro-weenies and no-nothing politicians saying 'it's settled science'.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 10:52 AM (yTvNw)
"That guy who spoke the language and wrote about what he knew 1700 years ago is all wrong, we know much better now."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 10:58 AM (edUvp)
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Yes Armor is like Firefly except the opening chapters. You kind of forget it's SciFi.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)
Of course, having space ships and space travel sort of keeps it in mind. I see it only as a skeleton to hang the story on. What subgenre of SF my story is/should be classified as is something I need to figure out before publishing it.
Moki has read it, I should probably ask her what she thinks it is, space opera, mil-sf, adventure, etc.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 10:58 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)
Nothing like it except who they were fighting. And that was just setting the scene. Ender's Game fighting the same enemy too ( never read it just know from the movie)
You should read it though.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 10:58 AM (KC5Lt)
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Martians, Go Home is a comic science fiction novel by American author Fredric Brown.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 10:59 AM (sxoZQ)
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Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 10:12 AM (yTvNw)
YouTube has a "Amelia Sings.." channel that has been working through Killings poems. Puck's Song is a recent addition.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 11:00 AM (lFFaq)
216The Women of Arlington Hall by Jane HealeyEric "Otter" Stratton
Now that sounds intriguing!
( -- Members of Delta Tau Chi, Faber College chapter)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 11:03 AM (sxoZQ)
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I'm a bit tired of that deal where the lead investigator has to confront or conquer his own demons in order to trap the Minnesota Shrike, or whatever the latest serial murderer is nicknamed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:49 AM (wzUl9)
Aw crap.
(thinks of deleting "The Shadow Stalker: A Richard Allen Mystery")
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 11:03 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I was introduced to The Odyssey in eighth grade. In English class we read the story of Polyphemus from the Robert FitzGerald translation.
The next year there was a textbook for English: the last two portions of which were dedicated to The Odyssey and Great Expectations. We were supposed to read that POS by Dickens, and I read about as much as I could stand before I succumbed to the temptation of The Odyssey. My grades suffered but I didn’t give a damn. Great Expectations was shit. The Odyssey? Bad Ass.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 11:06 AM (4g5V+)
221134 I guess my favorite part was when Odysseus has himself lashed to the mast, so he can hear The Sirens
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2026 10:03 AM (ZxPkt)
Well the danger on the rocks is surely past
Still I remain tied to the mast.
Posted by: Name that contemporary song at July 26, 2026 11:06 AM (dJeAh)
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Anyone read any Pat Conroy besides his big three, The Great Santini, Lords of Discipline and Prince of Tides?
I read those three which were excellent but never tried any of his other books.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 11:07 AM (KC5Lt)
223I'm a bit tired of that deal where the lead investigator has to confront or conquer his own demons in order to trap the Minnesota Shrike, or whatever the latest serial murderer is nicknamed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026
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Aw crap.
(thinks of deleting "The Shadow Stalker: A Richard Allen Mystery")
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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Don't mind me. If you can find a new way to handle it, maybe with humor, I'm all for it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:08 AM (wzUl9)
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I don't read non fiction. I read to escape reality. I like books with both strong male and female characters. I like being surprised with a twist I didn't see coming. I want to get lost in a book, not analyze it.
That is my problem with the hullabaloo about the Odyssey. The literature and or the movie should stand up on it's own. It seems the only enjoyment of the movie depends on whether you like Nolan as a director or you like critiquing movies.
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Fantasy I could never get with. Sci-fi I had better luck with. I have Dune and Starship Troopers here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 11:09 AM (4g5V+)
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I'm going to stand up for science fiction here. It's not "just" fantasy because the whole point of SF is that it might someday be real. Look at how the current debates about AI are influenced by a century of SF about robots and computers. Meanwhile we've had a century of fantasy about wizards and prophecies but those aren't making headlines and probably never will. At its best science fiction says "this could happen" and the reader has to decide "do I want that to happen?"
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 26, 2026 11:09 AM (78a2H)
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A race of sentient teddy bear-like beings who are imitative to a fault, and immediately seize on human cultural tropes for their own. Comedy gold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9
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Galaxy Quest!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:10 AM (kpS4V)
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Good morning Hordemates.
Yes, I too, like so many others, have begun rereading The Odyssey. I'm finding it much like I did in high school, both fun and annoying. I never did look up all those names.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)
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Obviously there is a huge difference between the Fantasy and SciFi genres right?
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 11:11 AM (KC5Lt)
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>>I believe that Pope is the translation used by Librivox.
Wouldn't be surprised - doubt any other version would be public domain. Never listened to audiobooks, though why they would appeal for verse is obvious. For me, ear-to-brain works well for music and conversation, not for other information.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 11:11 AM (NcvvS)
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209 I mostly read history, historical fiction but have some interest in scifi yet don't get to it much.
Somehow in life never got into ancient history.
Posted by: Skip
I blame Jerry Pournelle for my interest in Ancient history. Was legitimately unhappy when I found out that the names of ALL of the three hundred were not actually currently known.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 26, 2026 11:12 AM (KaHlS)
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How about the Hoka stories by Gordon Dickson and Poul Anderson? A race of sentient teddy bear-like beings who are imitative to a fault, and immediately seize on human cultural tropes for their own. Comedy gold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)
Loved those so much. Perfect intro to sci-fi for any adolescent females of your acquaintance.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 11:12 AM (lFFaq)
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Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Oy/m2)
234A race of sentient teddy bear-like beings who are imitative to a fault, and immediately seize on human cultural tropes for their own. Comedy gold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9
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Galaxy Quest!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Hoka stories, which are laugh-out-loud funny, inspired parts of that movie and the Trek episode "A Piece of the Action."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:13 AM (wzUl9)
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>>> 229 Obviously there is a huge difference between the Fantasy and SciFi genres right?
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 11:11 AM (KC5Lt)
90% crap.
Well, *everything* is 90% crap.
Posted by: Theodore Sturgeon at July 26, 2026 11:13 AM (vDZgA)
236Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026
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Left-handed, yet!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:14 AM (wzUl9)
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Speaking of SciFi was anyone else annoyed that in the movie AI they made the viewer think the beings at the end were Aliens instead of advanced AI beings. I like the story better if they were Aliens.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)
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I might be interested in the Otherworld (book 1) , but none of the reviews I read on amazon.com mention a Trojan War virtual world.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:14 AM (qrdJM)
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Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Oy/m2)
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Now that you mention it, that is a rather unfortunate oar placement...
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Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
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Hey, it's a long journey! An odyssey, if you will.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:15 AM (kpS4V)
241 The episode in The Odyssey where Odysseus's old dog Argos recognizes him on his return, wags his tail, and dies always increases the dust in the room.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 11:15 AM (O0L8i)
242 Look at how the current debates about AI are influenced by a century of SF about robots and computers.
While people certainly mention SF stories/ideas, I don't think it is having any serious impact on the discussions about laws.
Leftwing oligarchs want full steam ahead and their mouth pieces echo it promises the plebes will get UBI. Chinese based organization in the US claim AI datacenters will destroy the environment.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)
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Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed
Wouldn't be so bad but he's staring at Odysseus while he's doing it.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 11:17 AM (KC5Lt)
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I might be interested in the Otherworld (book 1) , but none of the reviews I read on amazon.com mention a Trojan War virtual world.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:14 AM (qrdJM)
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It shows up in Book 3. The original hardcover book jacket has explicit Greek artwork. The inside cover also has a lot Trojan-war inspired Greek artwork.
245Loved those so much. Perfect intro to sci-fi for any adolescent females of your acquaintance.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026
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A Hoka in the first story, pretending to be a gunslinger: "I am so too a powerful dangerous hombre!"
And the human space navy officer who encounters them, when he hears that the Hoka call their females in the Old West-modeled society "Hey, you!", replies, "We have plenty called 'Hey, you' as well. And many called 'Yes, dear.'"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)
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78 Whenever one uses "between Scylla and Charybdis" in a conversation, the people listening often tilt their head like a confused dog.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2026 09:34 AM (0U5gm)
Try referring to it in song.
Posted by: Sting at July 26, 2026 11:17 AM (4g5V+)
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Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Oy/m2)
It does appear that the first oarsman has turned his head in disgust whilst the next 3 are quite amused at this development
They were, after all, out to sea for a long time
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 26, 2026 11:18 AM (jrgJz)
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I can't believe you all made me go back to the top to look at the picture. 😏🤦♀️
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Well, *everything* is 90% crap.
Posted by: Theodore Sturgeon at July 26, 2026 11:13 AM (vDZgA)
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At a a trek con, Peter David riffed on "Shore leave" a la MST3K (he had a Klingon puppet). When Sturgeon's name flashed in the credits, David howled "No wonder 90% of it was crap!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:18 AM (kpS4V)
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243 Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed
Wouldn't be so bad but he's staring at Odysseus while he's doing it.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2026 11:17 AM (KC5Lt)
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Sounds like a form of cultural enrichment being experienced today on French beaches. Nolan should have added it to to movie!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:18 AM (qrdJM)
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but he's staring at Odysseus while he's doing it.
Old Greek homos!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 11:19 AM (Idsil)
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216- The Women of Arlington Hall by Jane HealeyEric "Otter" Stratton
Now that sounds intriguing!
( -- Members of Delta Tau Chi, Faber College chapter)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:00 AM
That should be your next book! Arlington Hall was a women's school before the government commandeered during the war. Another historical fiction work. I would read it 😅
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 26, 2026 11:20 AM (Lzhdy)
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244 I might be interested in the Otherworld (book 1) , but none of the reviews I read on amazon.com mention a Trojan War virtual world.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:14 AM (qrdJM)
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It shows up in Book 3. The original hardcover book jacket has explicit Greek artwork. The inside cover also has a lot Trojan-war inspired Greek artwork.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)
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Thanks. I guess that means I'll need to read the first two to understand what's going on with the characters by book 3.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:21 AM (qrdJM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:21 AM (kpS4V)
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Charybdis? Isn't that the one they advertise with large crowds of overweight people prancing and singing down suburban streets?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 11:21 AM (2Ez/1)
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For those who haven't seen it, "The Return" is worth viewing. Ralph Fiennes as Odysseus and Juliette Binoche as Penelope. Good flick. I think it got overshadowed by the upcoming Nolan version.
Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2026 11:21 AM (lJ0H4)
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Thx "Perfesser"
OrangeEnt got home late after a long walk. Excellent selections. Edgar Rice Burroughs is always a fun raad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 11:22 AM (xh8GK)
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old dog Argos recognizes him on his return, wags his tail, and dies
Argos rolled over on his side
He cut two farts and then he died
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 11:22 AM (Idsil)
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@258 You can't hold it in anymore at that point.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:24 AM (qrdJM)
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Thanks. I guess that means I'll need to read the first two to understand what's going on with the characters by book 3.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:21 AM (qrdJM)
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Otherland is a pretty wild ride from start to finish. Interesting mish-mash of protagonists caught up in a struggle that is far beyond their understanding. The villains are trying to achieve true immortality within their virtual worlds, in which they are already godlike beings.
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It never bothered me how Dumas handled his Musketeer characters through the course of the books. They age, they learn, they change as life changed. There is a passage where one of them realizes the Cardinal, that arch villain, actually was serving France's interests. I read somewhere that Dumas wept and had to stop writing for a few days when he killed off Porthos.
Conan Doyle originally killed off Holmes because the writing got in the way of what he considered his more 'serious' books. Instead, Dumas wrote a life journey for his characters. They were men in a particular time of history and they left when that period ended. It's a resolution.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 11:25 AM (yTvNw)
262 I can't believe you all made me go back to the top to look at the picture. 😏🤦♀️
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2026 11:18 AM (kJmSS)
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Nobody "made you" go look, young lady. I don't know what motivated you to do so and, frankly, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 11:25 AM (O0L8i)
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258 old dog Argos recognizes him on his return, wags his tail, and dies
Argos rolled over on his side
He cut two farts and then he died
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 26, 2026 11:22 AM (Idsil)
Even Argus took my advice.
By the way, a good revolutionary doesn’t read too many books.
Posted by: Mao at July 26, 2026 11:26 AM (4g5V+)
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215 ... "YouTube has a "Amelia Sings.." channel that has been working through Killings poems. Puck's Song is a recent addition."
Posted by: Simon & Garfunkel at July 26, 2026 11:27 AM (q3u5l)
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I don't read a lot of Sci Fi but The 3Body Problem was fascinating. What happens when mankind finds out that not only are we not alone in the Universe but that the aliens are more technologically advanced. It will be years before they arrive. How does Earth with so many different societies and cultures respond? Religious, technological, humanistic issues. Can differences be put aside for a united response?
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The 10th book in John C. Wright's Star Quest series is out now. Called The Star Princess of Arcadia. The series is a blend of Star Wars, Green Hornet, and allegory. Wright's wife, J. Jagi Lamplighter says the series is expected to run 12 books. They're $9 a piece on Kindle so I've been using Inspectors Kindle Unlimited to read them.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 11:29 AM (lFFaq)
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266 I don't read a lot of Sci Fi but The 3Body Problem was fascinating. What happens when mankind finds out that not only are we not alone in the Universe but that the aliens are more technologically advanced. It will be years before they arrive. How does Earth with so many different societies and cultures respond? Religious, technological, humanistic issues. Can differences be put aside for a united response?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2026 11:28 AM (kJmSS)
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*FACE PUNCH* Now that's what I call a Close Encounter!
Posted by: Will Smith at July 26, 2026 11:30 AM (qrdJM)
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Don't mind me. If you can find a new way to handle it, maybe with humor, I'm all for it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:08 AM (wzUl9)
Nah, Shadow Stalker is a dead issue. That was a group epistolary that petered out. I thought about reviving it and doing it myself, but I need to hear from all the participants before trying to do it, and I haven't. I'd need to cut out their contributions before rewriting with my own parts. I don't want it to cause friction between the writers.
It was a novel following upon that short story I can't seem to sell, "A Star of Stag and Screen."*
*rejected by multiple outlets
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 11:30 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I have a feeling that some time in the future, Herman Wouk's "The Winds of War" and "War and Remembrance" will be recognized as the Homeric story of the mid-20th century.
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2026 09:28 AM (rj6Yv)
I read them both decades after seeing “War and Remembrance” on ABC in 1988-1989.
There is a fifteen minute segment of “The Winds of War” that I saw when it was broadcast (but being too young to understand what was going on) that more or less foreshadowed the next 43 years of life.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 11:31 AM (4g5V+)
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I remember “War and Remembrance" being boring AF to my younger self when it aired on TV.
Posted by: Will Smith at July 26, 2026 11:33 AM (qrdJM)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 26, 2026 11:34 AM (qrdJM)
273 have a feeling that some time in the future, Herman Wouk's "The Winds of War" and "War and Remembrance" will be recognized as the Homeric story of the mid-20th century.
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2026
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I hope so. Wouk has been neglected recently, but his Caine Mutiny and Youngblood Hawke are incredible works and should not be forgotten either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:34 AM (wzUl9)
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Thx "Perfesser"
OrangeEnt got home late after a long walk. Excellent selections. Edgar Rice Burroughs is always a fun raad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026 11:22 AM (xh8GK)
I did read his Tarzan work decades ago, so it'll be interesting to see how I react to his work now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 11:36 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I thoroughly disliked both the Jastrows in " Winds of War "
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2026 11:37 AM (abScH)
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Have been bingeing Bradbury this past week. Hadn't read Dandelion Wine since high school -- it reads much better now. Am starting a re-read of Something Wicked This Way Comes, and should probably wait for Halloween for that but why wait. After that Farewell Summer and From the Dust Returned.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 11:38 AM (q3u5l)
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Read A Death in Good Society that was part of the post a couple of weeks ago. It isn't actually a gothic style, but rather a fairly straightforward murder mystery set in a Victorian-like culture on an alternate earth where the Mongol Horde has been contained but not defeated and that conflict affects everything else in a middle-European kingdom.
I guessed the murderer as soon as the character was introduced, but am not sure why. I may just have read enough mysteries that I can often "feel" who the murderer is.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 11:39 AM (lFFaq)
278 Edgar Rice Burroughs is always a fun raad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2026
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I did read his Tarzan work decades ago, so it'll be interesting to see how I react to his work now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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Burroughs's style is pretty old-fashioned, but what a storyteller he was! And a creator of fine, memorable details too. To this day I remember the names of the animals in Tarzan's world: Bara the deer, Sheetah the panther, Numa the lion and Sabor the lioness, etc. And Tantor the elephant!
I'm fond of the first novel, Tarzan of the Apes, of course, and his sixth in the series, Jungle Tales of Tarzan. Tarzan the Terrible, Tarzan's Quest in which Jane has a significant heroine role!), and Tarzan and the City of Gold follow right behind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)
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Some Buried Caesar and The Golden Spiders are superb, very good choices. The Silent Speaker is one of the only two Nero Wolfe novels I dislike, the other being A Family Affair. I reread all the novels every 5 years or so, but those two I skip, the first because I found it surprisingly boring, and the second because it's depressing and does not showcase any of the characters well IMO.
Some favorites: Before Midnight, Plot it Yourself, Murder By The Book, Plot It Yourself, and The Red Box.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2026 11:42 AM (JpUeg)
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2026 11:42 AM (JpUeg)
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Watched both The Winds of War and War and Remembrance on the Utoobz.
Thoroughly enjoyed both.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)
282 Some [Nero Wolfe] favorites: Before Midnight, Plot it Yourself, Murder By The Book, Plot It Yourself, and The Red Box. . . . Oh, also And Be a Villain.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2026
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Plot It Yourself is indeed a good one. Speaker I'll admit is a little dull, but it's enlivened by Archie's strong attraction to one of the murder victims, and by Wolfe's staged nervous breakdown scenes. Villain kicks off the Zeck trilogy, but it has some fine detection sequences in it too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:45 AM (wzUl9)
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Yes. There are captivating, singing women in it, and John Goodman plays an immensely strong fellow with one eye.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)
Also, cows are harmed, and the perpetrator is punished with electricity.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2026 11:45 AM (JpUeg)
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Finished the Warmage Farmer series. Refreshing in many ways. Especially compared to most LitRPG and isekai series available. The writing itself is very basic and can be a little repetitive, but some of that is just my inner proofreader which never shuts up.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 11:46 AM (lFFaq)
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Haven't read Burroughs since high school, but at that time, there was plenty of Burroughs easily available to read. Both Ballantine and Ace were reissuing his stuff. Ballantine did uniform sets of the Tarzan and Martian books. Ace had some of the Tarzans and a bunch of stand-alones and shorter series. The Pellucidar and the Caspak books, The Lost Continent aka Beyond Thirty, The Moon Maid and its sequels.
Jeez, they were fun. And 40-50 cents each. And on the Ace titles, those Frazetta covers. Them was the days.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 11:47 AM (q3u5l)
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Lily finds it intolerable that I have a book balanced on my lap and not a cat. Remedied!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:47 AM (kpS4V)
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Only at the AOSHQ would there be speculation about masturbation on the cover art of a book.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 11:48 AM (3oLiU)
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Part of the appeal of Puck of Pook's Hill, the Arthur legends, That Hideous Strength, and many other works is the idea of Logres as a constant flowing theme beneath the current Britain. It's a powerful feeling.
The US doesn't have several thousand years of invasion and change like Britain. But I wonder if a similar approach could be made for this country starting with the first European contact and the types of people who settled here, how they adapted and developed a society. Perhaps a theme of how independence, self-reliance, and a common morality has persisted despite so many efforts to destroy those things.
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2026 11:48 AM (yTvNw)
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One more Stout comment: Late in his penultimate novel, Please Pass the Guilt, there is a scene which demonstrates his writing ability like few others. A character has a fact to be revealed, and she (?) holds off on it, holds off, and then spills it to Wolfe . . . and the scene takes off like a 747 zooming from the runway.
It's not an action scene but a crucial moment of revelation. But somehow Stout makes it *move*. I've reread it many times and I cannot see how he did it. Maybe shorter sentences, but that's not all of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:50 AM (wzUl9)
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Some favorites: Before Midnight, Plot it Yourself, Murder By The Book, Plot It Yourself, and The Red Box.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2026 11:42 AM (JpUeg)
Plot it yourself was on the shelf at the store. I didn't buy it, but Wolfus suggests it. I took another look at the pic I sent him, and noticed it's an audio collection. Can't stand listening to books, gotta read them. I can read faster than I can listen.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 11:50 AM (1Ff7Z)
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>>I thoroughly disliked both the Jastrows in " Winds of War "
The uncle seemed to portray the dithering scholar; Natalie started as a brat but grew up.
Note - never saw either mini-series, this is just from the books.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 11:50 AM (NcvvS)
292 I hope so. Wouk has been neglected recently, but his Caine Mutiny and Youngblood Hawke are incredible works and should not be forgotten either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 11:34 AM (wzUl9)
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My favorite Wouk: The City Boy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2026 11:51 AM (SZtbQ)
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Lily finds it intolerable that I have a book balanced on my lap and not a cat. Remedied!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:47 AM (kpS4V)
You killed your cat?!?!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 11:52 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 11:47 AM (q3u5l)
Inspector just finished a LitRPG series that had an explicit homage to Barsoom. Unfortunately, I don't remember title or author.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2026 11:54 AM (lFFaq)
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Phooey! Almost the saddest time of Sunday morning, the end of the book thread. Thanks, Perfessor.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 11:55 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Jeez, they were fun. And 40-50 cents each. And on the Ace titles, those Frazetta covers. Them was the days.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 11:47
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Indeed!
I read in this Hendrix book that the "Burroughs Boom" came about because a bunch of his books became public domain in the 60's. Just slap some sexacious sword and sandal covers on 'em and start printing money.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:55 AM (kpS4V)
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Note - never saw either mini-series, this is just from the books.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 11:50 AM
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WoW:
https://tinyurl.com/3eh5ryv8
W&R:
https://tinyurl.com/556kh7ud
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2026 11:56 AM (2Ez/1)
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I've got copies of Caine Mutiny and Youngblood Hawke in the ebook files, but haven't gotten to them yet. Some day soon...
Irwin Shaw's another that seems to be falling through the cracks. For a while, you couldn't move without tripping over a copy of Rich Man, Poor Man but you don't hear much about him now. A lot of his stories and novels hold up nicely.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 26, 2026 11:56 AM (q3u5l)
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For some reason this Dorothy Parker verse comes to mind:
Although I read and do not cease
of Dumas Pere and Dumas Fis
I find I cannot make me care
for Dumas Fis or Dumas Pere.
Posted by: Wenda at July 26, 2026 11:56 AM (UDQz0)
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I have a feeling that some time in the future, Herman Wouk's "The Winds of War" and "War and Remembrance" will be recognized as the Homeric story of the mid-20th century.
Posted by: mrp
War and Peace, Part Deux.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)
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You killed your cat?!?!
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No, but my legs have fallen asleep.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 11:57 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 12:00 PM (kpS4V)
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I needed something to read on my phone so I looked up public domain titles and chose a translation of Gustave Flaubert's mid-19th century novel Salammbô, about the mercenary revolt following defaulted payments by Carthage after the first Punic war. It's dense with ancient Latin and Greek terminology, especially for battles, but if you're familiar with the period (or can pick a word and have your phone look it up, like I do) it's a highly poetic, semi-mystical account of the episode.
Posted by: mea culpa at July 26, 2026 12:01 PM (/wRqu)
Dorothy Parker was a genius, wasn't she? You can be a genius of snark, and she was.
Posted by: Wenda at July 26, 2026 12:09 PM (UDQz0)
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[26] Speaking of ancient greek sea stories, anybody else ever read Robert Graves's novel about the voyage of the Argo -- Hercules My Shipmate? It's really good, and really feels like you're reading about the Bronze Age. The only problem I have with the book is that my copy is an elderly trade paperback on crumbly paper, so every time I read it more pages come loose.
-----This book is on archive.org. Whenever you have a physical book that's old/falling apart, look on archive.org.
Posted by: microcosme at July 26, 2026 12:09 PM (Xx9uC)
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I never can get to this thread on time. *sigh*
My newest book, "Lair of the White Worm," comes out at the end of August. Advance readers/reviewers wanted, as always.
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21 Literary pretentiousness indicator: how MANY editions of the Odyssey do you own?
Oh this is my Got Milk moment:
Fitzgerald: read it
Lattimore: read it
Fagles: don't remember
Wilson: not yet
Oxford Classical Texts: READ IT
Posted by: frammish at July 26, 2026 12:31 PM (rcENI)
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An earlier comment mentioned Robert Graves' "Hercules My Shipmate". Great book. Another of Graves' novels is based directly on the Odyssey: "Homer's Daughter". It's premise comes from Samuel Butler's book "The Authoress of the Odyssey", in which Butler surmises that the Odyssey was written by a woman living in Sicily near the end of the Bronze Age, who also inserted herself into the narrative as the princess Nausicaa (the original Mary Sue, it seems). My understanding is that scholars reject Butler's thesis, but Graves took it seriously, and in his novel he tells the story of the events that led the Sicilian princess to write the Odyssey. Like all of Graves' books, it's a "ripping yarn", deeply knowledgeable about the ancient world (though not hitting you over the head with it), and Graves' Nausicaa (who narrates the story) is one of the great heroines of literature. Highly recommended!
Posted by: Nemo at July 26, 2026 12:38 PM (4RPgu)
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I never can get to this thread on time. *sigh*
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books!) at July 26, 2026 12:20 PM (lpWi1)
There's this newfangled thing called an alarm. It's supposed to let you to do something!
Don't worry anyway. People check on the book thread throughout the day.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 12:41 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Winds of War miniseries…anyone find it highlarious the older Henry father and mother were played by Robert Mitchum and Polly Bergen?
Cape Fear, anyone?
Posted by: Buzz Krumhunger at July 26, 2026 12:48 PM (MAEF4)
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I watched a couple of 'Sinbad' movies. Does that count?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2026 01:10 PM (XeU6L)
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208 I began to understand Dumas and his characters when I learned that his father was Haitian, a giant of a man and regarded as the best soldier in Napoleon's army. He rose in rank and reputation, but at some point Napoleon became viciously jealous of him and had him imprisoned on a pretext for years.
You can find echoes and versions of Dumas' father in almost every story he wrote.
------Alexandre Dumas' father was a general in General Bonparte's army. His father was a French aristo and his mother a black slave.
A general in Bonaparte's army in Egypt, General Dumas (Alexandre's father) was casting doubt on the validity of the campaign among some comrades. General-in-Chief Bonaparte heard about it, got really angry and sent Dumas home. He was captured in Turkey or somewhere and was incarcerated for a few years, returning to France a broken man. Napoleon did nothing to help him, didn't want to hear his name mentioned. But Dumas has a childhood memory of being brought by his father on a visit to Pauline Leclerc, Napoleon's younger sister.
Posted by: microcosme at July 26, 2026 01:16 PM (Xx9uC)
"There's this newfangled thing called an alarm. It's supposed to let you to do something."
"Pfui," said Nero Wolfe.
I see people did mention Dan Simmons' sci-fi books Ilium and Olympos. FWIW- the Greek gods are extra-dimensional and illiterate.
Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2026 01:25 PM (FtTNa)
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Grady Hendrix, on southern gothic horror writer Michael McDowell: "He'd be considered on of the great lights of Southern literature if his books dealt with things other than woman-eating hogs, men marrying amphibians, and vengeance-seeking lesbian wrestlers wearing opium-laced golden fingernails."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 26, 2026 02:00 PM (kpS4V)
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re 241
"The episode in The Odyssey where Odysseus's old dog Argos recognizes him on his return, wags his tail, and dies always increases the dust in the room."
There is a Penguin Books collection of Celtic Literature that had a bit from a Medieval Irish version of The Odyssey. In it Odysseus, when greeted by his faithful old dog, deftly whips up a youth potion and restores his faithful hound to youthful vigor. An illustration of the difference between classical Greek tragedy and Irish fantasy I suppose.
Posted by: John F. MacMichael at July 26, 2026 02:04 PM (/GVA9)
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I read Iliad and odyssey. Well, listened to audiobooks. But they ARE oral tradition poems, and they were read by Derek Jacobi. Very nice.
What I remember most of all was the disdain of the lady who checked me out. “Why would you want to read THIS?” The illiteracy rot started in the libraries.
Posted by: The best thief in Lankhmar at July 26, 2026 02:09 PM (64rer)
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Do you write as both Donald Scott Strong and DS Blake?
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Yes. People are very genre-oriented.
D.S. Blake => Space Opera
Donald Scott Strong => Gothic Horror
LotWW might be a one-off. Lord knows, it lends itself to a series.
What's worse, though, is my next series (after the bug books) is horror comedy. Can't use either name for that.
So I probably got to pick a lane and stay in it, but I like switching things up. I hope to pick-up the genre-specific people, and then with people who are more like me (as in, "I like this writer, I don't care about genre") can venture into my other works.
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322 Grady Hendrix, on southern gothic horror writer Michael McDowell: "He'd be considered on of the great lights of Southern literature if his books dealt with things other than woman-eating hogs, men marrying amphibians, and vengeance-seeking lesbian wrestlers wearing opium-laced golden fingernails."
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I’m reading Preston and Child’s ‘Still Life With Crows’, which was recommended here. Thank you, it’s great. But they have a tornado warning which I think is inaccurate, b/c there is only the threat of tornadoes, which w/b a tornado watch until there’s an actual tornado touchdown. Though I c/b wrong, as I haven’t lived in NE for 28 years.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 26, 2026 03:10 PM (tRYqg)
Wolfus, if that con was in the late '80s in Houston, I was there. That's when I bought my copy of "Armor." Steakley was signing copies. I never read it, and somehow it vanished from my holdings.
I recently acquired another copy. This one I vow to read.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 03:21 PM (p/isN)
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327 Actually, Chat GPT says, “Tornado warning: A tornado is expected very soon or is detected.”
Posted by: Sock puppet of the spaceways at July 26, 2026 03:27 PM (tRYqg)
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 26, 2026 03:40 PM (p/isN)
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It says a tornado warning generally meant a touchdown until the advent of Doppler radar in the ‘90s when they were better able to predict tornadoes. I guess I was channeling my youth.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 26, 2026 03:53 PM (tRYqg)
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Have read "The Odyssey" twice (English translation): not doing it again anytime soon. Same with "The Iliad" and "The Aeneid." Just finished Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment," which took me longer to read than I would have liked. Thinking about picking up Steinbeck's "East of Eden," but I have a lot of TBR stuff piled up.
Posted by: Ken at July 26, 2026 04:36 PM (vxSYT)
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I read "East of Eden" in one sitting. I started in the evening and went into the early morning. I want to say it took me about ten hours, which means I used to read a lot faster.
Am I the only one who notices that on the book cover up top the Greek guy on the right side looks like he's playing with himself??
Posted by: dantesed
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When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
Posted by: Tom Lehrer at July 26, 2026 05:54 PM (EYbNS)
These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
If you expect that it would also come with a price tag previously reserved to professional workstations with top-of-the-line CPUs and graphics cards, you would be correct.
Do not do this. Whatever you think about border agents scrolling through your sick memes, anything you don't want on your phone you should simply not have on your phone when you cross the border.
Research: How to prevent runaway salinisation in an Australian irrigation megaproject (secret: add salt), there's more than one way to force an ice age, and why there is a shoe shop in Bali named Wallace.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2026 04:42 AM (Hpgos)
6These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
So, like the Star Trek episode 'Space Seed', but with Yaks. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2026 04:44 AM (Hpgos)
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Just got up to see if the world is still okay, then back to bed. Never can be to sure what might be in the news.
Was watching 'North to Alaska' with John Wayne, one movie I had never hear of, but looks funny and how did I ever miss this movie, being a John Wayne fan. I hope its not an AI movie. Local I-Max is showing The Odyssey in 70 mm, one of the few theaters that still show 70 mm rather than digital. A hell of a lot of work handling those big reels of film.
Posted by: colin at July 26, 2026 04:50 AM (CiQE7)
Here's a Commodores cover for a Sunday morning, from FNM's fourth album Angel Dust (1992):
Faith No More - Easy (Audio)
https://youtu.be/yE1XjceyqyQ
If you think that soul is nice, but it would be even better leaning in a jazz or R&B direction, here's one from their fifth album King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime (1995):
Faith No More - Evidence (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/7lvMNLhJrb0
If instead you think that's kind of boring, and it would be better if they did something completely different -- like rap-rock or funk-metal -- this is from their third album, The Real Thing (1989):
Faith No More - Epic (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg
Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 04:57 AM (Sy6m/)
10 These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
I do not trust them.
Yaks with laser beams on their heads!
This was foretold by Nostradamus.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2026 05:07 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2026 06:04 AM (qFwJc)
23These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
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So, like the Star Trek episode 'Space Seed', but with Yaks. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2026
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"We have what we set out to find: a world to win!"
( -- The Chief of the Genetically Superior Yaks)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)
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Happy day, horde. China will lead the world in yak cloning.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2026 06:10 AM (eZeWG)
Where does it all end? Super terror yak? GTX terror yak titanium extreme? Stop the madness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 06:14 AM (dK+Kv)
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Gotta get the Yeti breeding program cranked up.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 26, 2026 06:16 AM (amcLV)
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China is breeding a clone army of terror yaks, probably.
The reporter called the CCP for more information, but there got Yakety Yak, don't call back...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2026 05:37 AM (l3cgK)
*hears Yakety Sax while reading this comment*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 06:17 AM (dK+Kv)
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Mornin', Horde. 70 degrees and muggy in Kentuckiana, going up to 85. Not too bad for late July.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 06:18 AM (NcvvS)
Where does it all end? Super terror yak? GTX terror yak titanium extreme? Stop the madness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026
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The concept of YAD (Yaktually Assured Destruction)!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)
This is America. Definitely do this. Do this while flipping them off and telling brutal mom jokes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 06:00 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 06:23 AM (GbONR)
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Completely off-topic, but Diogenes Sarcastica is blogging again. She has her 'Sunday Soothingness' selection up: a live recent-ish version of 'Embryonic Journey', which a later generation would recognise as the finale music on the last episode of Friends.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 26, 2026 06:24 AM (NcvvS)
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Gotta get the Yeti breeding program cranked up.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 26, 2026 06:16 AM (amcLV)
Aaaaaahhhhh!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 06:25 AM (dK+Kv)
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6 These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
So, like the Star Trek episode 'Space Seed', but with Yaks. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2026 04:44 AM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 26, 2026 06:34 AM (2Ez/1)
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The trouble with July is it takes forever to get over with, then you have August which is just as bad.
Posted by: Case at July 26, 2026 06:35 AM (bqIVz)
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Pretty sure animal breeding programs are all designed with these goals. Sounds kinda like silly CCP propaganda.
Like why a secretive lab? Are they worried the Russians will steal their yak tech? Is it some kind of asian analog to the red heifer?
Posted by: H at July 26, 2026 06:37 AM (A7Rvw)
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Here's a Commodores cover for a Sunday morning, from FNM's fourth album Angel Dust (1992):
Faith No More - Easy (Audio)
https://youtu.be/yE1XjceyqyQ
If you think that soul is nice, but it would be even better leaning in a jazz or R&B direction, here's one from their fifth album King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime (1995):
Faith No More - Evidence (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/7lvMNLhJrb0
If instead you think that's kind of boring, and it would be better if they did something completely different -- like rap-rock or funk-metal -- this is from their third album, The Real Thing (1989):
Faith No More - Epic (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg
Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 04:57 AM (Sy6m/)
Interesting. That cover is on a best of FNM that I have but not Angel Dust, which is criminally underrated, IMHO.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 06:42 AM (An2iq)
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Putting China in charge has led to the enshittification of everything.
Posted by: Accomack at July 26, 2026 06:44 AM (nLdZ2)
Posted by: Salem, VA at July 26, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)
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>>>These are Tibetan yaks, designed and cloned in secretive labs more than 4,000 meters above sea level, where researchers hope to create an "elite" herd of super-yaks, healthier and more fertile than their predecessors.
Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done. We still haven't learned. I hate these researchers that have a serious moral and ethical deficiency.
Frankenstein has become a training manual.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 07:09 AM (3oLiU)
Posted by: Earl Scheib-Chen at July 26, 2026 07:13 AM (8ntUr)
I find this too amusing for some reason.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 07:33 AM (dK+Kv)
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Australia is the most advanced backward nation on the fucking planet. Everything they know that they SHOULD do they do the exact fucking opposite.
I've ONLY been here for 9 years after 40 years in the US, so clearly I'm uninformed by thinking 25 years ago, that cutting refining was stupid, and 10 years ago thinking subsidizing the EXPORT of coal while shutting down coal power plants was stupid, and fucking 30 fucking years ago thinking that Australia, THE SAFEST FUCKING CONTINENT FOR EXTERNAL THREATS, like tidal waves and tectonics, to nuclear generation and with some of the best theoretical nuclear scientists on the planet refuse to onshore nuclear power.
EVERY politician of every party in Australia is FUCKING RETARDED.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 07:40 AM (pxyHa)
72
You forget, every Australian politician is a hard-core Fascist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2026 07:41 AM (2GVsD)
73
I'm back from my workout. How many yak jokes did I miss?
(I know, I know. "All of them.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 07:42 AM (wzUl9)
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Lenovo's new ThinkCentre X system, fully loaded, ~$13,959.
I see we've come full circle to my younger years when one looked at these systems in the computer magazines like Byte or Compuworld, and thought, "Only businesses could ever afford these prices. Few individuals could. I certainly can't."
Thanks to current memory prices, we're right back to that. The popping of the AI bubble and the subsequent price crashes can't happen soon enough.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 26, 2026 07:43 AM (O7YUW)
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73 I'm back from my workout. How many yak jokes did I miss?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 07:42 AM (wzUl9)
"I'm yak from my workout."
Posted by: m at July 26, 2026 07:43 AM (faghi)
76I'm back from my workout. How many yak jokes did I miss?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026
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"I'm yak from my workout."
Posted by: m at July 26, 2026
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Ah, the comment I *should* have posted.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 07:44 AM (wzUl9)
77
"we have the cleanest energy in the world?" I hear from the fucking morons.
BITCHES!!! You are paying for the EXPORT of Coal, because you shut down all of your coal plants, to fucking CHINA! You are subsidizing CHINA'S COAL!
Who is gonna burn it cleaner? Pick any nation on the fucking planet and the answer will NOT be "China." Nigerians using coal to cook their food and heat their homes in winter will be more efficient and economically friendly than FUCKING CHINA!
Same with their retarded Recycling mandates.
I don't say it to Australians, because I'm American and the assumption is an that I'm an asshole, WHICH I AM, but FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD! How can you be a fucking gradeschool girl in your decisions and think that you are a fucking world leader?
You know who's a world leader? ME.
MURICA.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 07:44 AM (pxyHa)
78
I'm waiting a little while to eat breakfast. Something in my system says, "You just pumped blood to all your extremities. Give it a few minutes to come back where it belongs and settle down."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 07:46 AM (wzUl9)
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72 You forget, every Australian politician is a hard-core Fascist.
Except for the one who was banned from speaking in parliament while at the same time being the leader of the most popular party in the nation.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 07:46 AM (pxyHa)
Posted by: Don't talk yak at July 26, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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Breaking: “Member of the Islamist scene” plows white van into LGBT festival in Germany
The Associated Press
@AP
BREAKING: Berlin police have identified a suspect in the Pride attack and say he has ties to Islamic "circles" in the German capital.
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Scenes and circles. All it is is just scenes and circles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 07:51 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at July 26, 2026 07:55 AM (NYJIl)
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>>> I'm back from my workout. How many yak jokes did I miss?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
>Depends. What did your cats yak up this morning?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 26, 2026 07:55 AM (3oLiU)
87
Yaks and Penguins have about the same population numbers worldwide, about 14.4 million each. True equity, equilibrium.
Even Steven, a wonderful balance. The Chinee better not do anything to mess it up. Took us centuries to get here.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at July 26, 2026 07:56 AM (JM9I6)
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82 Breaking: “Member of the Islamist scene” plows white van into LGBT festival in Germany
The Associated Press
@AP
BREAKING: Berlin police have identified a suspect in the Pride attack and say he has ties to Islamic "circles" in the German capital.
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Scenes and circles. All it is is just scenes and circles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 07:51 AM (ndZc7)
Rows and flows of angel hair
Posted by: m at July 26, 2026 07:57 AM (faghi)
89
I recall, When I first moved here there was a national election. I drove my wife to the voting location, I'm walking with my wife, who who is Australian, otherwise I wouldn't have left the land of milk and honey that is breadbasket America.
We are walking up to the polling station, and all of the electioneers were out there handing out pamphlets, I made a point of saying, "I'm American" which is quite obvious, but the forced it on me anyways. I got the pamphlet for Labour, for the libs, for the greens (that was funny) there was another ridiculous art, and then ONP, which were kind held back in how they approached me.
Standard lies in all of the pamphlets, ZERO fucking info, just dream casting bullshit, and I already knew, my wife is aboriginal, that the presumption of ONP was that they were bigoted knuckle draggers, because I listen to talk radio, or "talkback" as the lost islanders call it. So I read all of their pamphlets because they forced them on me, and I had nothing to do while my wife was voting.
The ONLY political pamphlet that actually had a philosophy other than "Free Shit" and "I promise!" and "Fight the (pick enemy)" was ONP They had an ACTUAL policy sheet
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 07:57 AM (pxyHa)
Posted by: Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels at July 26, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)
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I told my wife, "It's not my business, not my nation, but the only adult in this room, based on this." and I hold up all of the different pamphlets, "is someone you think hates you. I think they just are tired of bullshit."
philosophically my wife agree's, but, she's got 40 years of indoctrination into historical voting, So it's hard for her to change gears even with the obvious truth, also, her husband dictating, which I don't, what she should do.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:00 AM (pxyHa)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 08:04 AM (dK+Kv)
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>>> 79 72 You forget, every Australian politician is a hard-core Fascist.
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Except for the one who was banned from speaking in parliament while at the same time being the leader of the most popular party in the nation.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 07:46 AM (pxyHa)
He (?) was a Grave Threat to Their Precious Democracy!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2026 08:06 AM (vDZgA)
102
Why doesn't the US retaliate to the Chinee Yak threat by developing our own Musk Ox Cloning Program? Face the threat head on. Take the bull by the horns, so to speak.
Posted by: Hairy Cattle Are Trendy! at July 26, 2026 08:10 AM (JM9I6)
103
Breaking: “Member of the Islamist scene” plows white van into LGBT festival in Germany
The Associated Press
@AP
BREAKING: Berlin police have identified a suspect in the Pride attack and say he has ties to Islamic "circles" in the German capital.
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Scenes and circles. All it is is just scenes and circles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 07:51 AM (ndZc7)
The Islamist sversus the Sexual Deviants, next up, on Most Extreme Elimination Chalenge.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 08:10 AM (dK+Kv)
104
“ Was watching 'North to Alaska' with John Wayne, one movie I had never hear of, but looks funny and how did I ever miss this movie, being a John Wayne fan. I hope it’s not an AI movie.”
North to Alaska is great fun, with a really good cast. I wonder how you missed it, too! Well you get the fun of finding it now!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:11 AM (ClnUm)
Posted by: Fweedom! at July 26, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6)
107
Katy Perry “Deeply Appalled” After White House Uses Her Song in Iran Strike Video
“I am deeply appalled and angry to see ‘Firework’ used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes,” Perry said in an X diatribe. “I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.”
“I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments,” said Perry, who’s endorsed every Trump presidential opponent from Hillary Clinton to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. “To see a message of self-worth and upliftment( weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for. My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.”
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But, of course, Trump doesn't understand upliftment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 08:11 AM (ndZc7)
108
Good morning. MrTea got called into work so, up and here I am.
This weekend is Proud of Our Perversion weekend festival here.
2 days of parades and festival stuff and it's all FaMIyFrIeNDlY, haters.
The drag queen show yesterday was totally family friendly, I read, very appropriate for all ages and very "Disneyesque."
Uh, ok.
And lest you think that they are after the children, I'll have you know that the evening mature content of the festival is AGE RESTRICTED!
No children under 6.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 26, 2026 08:11 AM (FGA9/)
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llllllllHe (?) was a Grave Threat to Their Precious Democracy!!!
Pauline Hanson. She, as I understand, was just a chick with friends who's prestige was a very popular fish and chip shop. but she didn't shut up, and then lead a populist part, that is now the most popular in the nation.
I don't dig into the politics though I live here. I'm American, and as my wife says, "I carry my freedom with me." I don't give a fuck if you kill yourselves, but I will point it out.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:12 AM (pxyHa)
110
Why doesn't the US retaliate to the Chinee Yak threat by developing our own Musk Ox Cloning Program? Face the threat head on. Take the bull by the horns, so to speak.
Posted by: Hairy Cattle Are Trendy! at July 26, 2026 08:10 AM (JM9I6)
I know just the guy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 08:12 AM (dK+Kv)
Step 1: China is planning to release a world-wide EMP to completely destroy technology and the modern world.
Step 2: China will sweep out of their country like the Monguls of old, riding on herds of deadly super-yaks
Step 3: World Conquest!
Step 4: ?????
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:13 AM (iJfKG)
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Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 61 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. It looks as if it will be a beautiful, cool day made for enjoyment.
My cold is slowly going away. I hope I'll be feeling better soon. I only wish my right ear would pop so I could have my hearing back.
It always seems that the most interesting posts happen when I am not online here. I would have loved to have been part of the discussion of F For Fake last night; it's one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)
113
mornin yall. The original Yakintosh computer only had a 2 bit processor and a miniscule amount of RAM, but it featured a 10bit YAK audio processor and a 9" yak and white screen.
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113 mornin yall. The original Yakintosh computer only had a 2 bit processor and a miniscule amount of RAM, but it featured a 10bit YAK audio processor and a 9" yak and white screen.
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi)
Yakintosh
; )
Posted by: m at July 26, 2026 08:14 AM (faghi)
115
My second car was a "wicked Pinto." 1971 version of the giant butane lighter on wheels. Luckily, I never got rear-ended.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 26, 2026 08:14 AM (J4Dwc)
116
>>>"I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments,” said Perry . . . .
Shut up and show your hooters, hoor.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 08:14 AM (dK+Kv)
You from Chicago Flounder? Because I might know that guy, if not guy, I might know the guy who knows that guy if you know what I mean.
We can discuss this later, you know when, when we can talk about it at the right, we will call that guy, and his friend and see how it works out, but you know? don't play games with those guys, they . . . .
You know, they got THINGS.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:16 AM (pxyHa)
118Completely off-topic, but Diogenes Sarcastica is blogging again. She has her 'Sunday Soothingness' selection up: a live recent-ish version of 'Embryonic Journey', which a later generation would recognise as the finale music on the last episode of Friends.
Trivia: the fountain that the "Friends" gambol about in the show's opening credits is the same fountain Adams, Franklin and Lee sing "The Lees of Old Virginia" around in 1776, both being shot on the Warner Brothers lot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 08:16 AM (qRla/)
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115 My second car was a "wicked Pinto." 1971 version of the giant butane lighter on wheels. Luckily, I never got rear-ended.
you can search how I got my name, It's the linke to "how wickedpinto got his name," posted on mikes comments, it was originally posted here.
It was just about me as a teen wanting to referb a pinto.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:17 AM (pxyHa)
120
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:16 AM (pxyHa)
No. My guy's name is Elon. African American. Real can do attitude.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 08:18 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: The United Musk Ox Coalition at July 26, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)
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Obama Presidential Center Subcontractors File Claims Alleging Nearly $900K in Unpaid Bills
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What? They should be paying him to be allowed to create this monument to his upliftment!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 08:19 AM (ndZc7)
123
MPPP, I have a foaming spray that blows the slime out of drain pans, lines of A/C systems. Obviously your Eustachian Tube is clogged. The one that runs from ear to throat to balance pressure. Blow the tube out, job done.
Posted by: Refreshing Orange Scent at July 26, 2026 08:19 AM (JM9I6)
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I found out about 20 years later that my second cousin had a funny car he would drag, that was a pinto, a real race car, and when he wasn't running it funny, he swapped gear for it to be a pace car on the local racetrack in highland indiana.
Then he died when I didn't know and I didn't get a chance to buy it from him.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:19 AM (pxyHa)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 26, 2026 08:20 AM (dK+Kv)
126
120 Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:16 AM (pxyHa)
No. My guy's name is Elon. African American. Real can do attitude.
. . . .
Yeah, my guys are more about drugs, violence and a little bit of accidental murder. quite a few cops along the way, but yeah, even though I'm an AAE, gotta pick your field.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:21 AM (pxyHa)
127
I keep hoping that life will suddenly go all Pixar on me, and a team of amusing woodland creatures will appear to do all the chores waiting for me ...
*rueful lol*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2026 08:21 AM (VyBeY)
128
Antihistamines can help with Eustachian Tube Dysfunction, that and the passage of time. It's significant.
Posted by: Dr. Kamala at July 26, 2026 08:21 AM (JM9I6)
129 Is this the real wickedpinto or is this really a Chinese Super-Yak genetically altered to speak and infiltrate the HQ for...uh...nefarious.....thingies?
See Step 4!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:22 AM (iJfKG)
130
On Barnaby Jones reruns, I see that all the cars used in the show (like most Quinn Martin productions) were either Fords or (what was then getting a hold on America) Mercedes. His daughter-in-law, played by Lee Meriwether, drove a Pinto. C'mon, Barnaby, you're doing okay with your office and big Ford LTD. You can pay your son's widow enough to buy something better!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:23 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:23 AM (pxyHa)
132
I wonder how much cash shadowy NGOs are raking off from the federal government and funneling into GoF research to create a strain of human-transmissible YAKTHRAX-26.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2026 08:23 AM (BI5O2)
133 I saw Eustachian Tube Dysfunction open for the Tubes at AWH in '81.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:24 AM (iJfKG)
134
"...and a team of amusing woodland creatures will appear..."
Best we can do is a high mileage yak.
Posted by: Pawn Stars guy at July 26, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)
135
"Yak in the saddle again . . ."
( -- Gene "I love Tibet" Autry)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:26 AM (wzUl9)
136
In all honesty, though it's a small car, and I'm relatively tall, the pinto fitted me just fine. The rest of the car was basically a go-cart, but I could sit in it and not feel uncomfortable. Then again, I think most 70's cars were built like that.
My 77 t-bird, was basically built for NBA players if you slid the seat back to full. Now, I have to go through 5 or 6 adjustments to not get cramps.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:26 AM (pxyHa)
137
and I hold up all of the different pamphlets, "is someone you think hates you. I think they just are tired of bullshit."
philosophically my wife agree's, but, she's got 40 years of indoctrination into historical voting, So it's hard for her to change gears even with the obvious truth
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:00 AM (pxyHa)
I've given up trying to convince my kids about this. Now, when they claim Trump and/or Republicans hate them, I just ask them: Do you want to be liked, or do you want to be free and prosperous?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 08:29 AM (ndZc7)
142
My second car was a "wicked Pinto." 1971 version of the giant butane lighter on wheels. Luckily, I never got rear-ended.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 26, 2026 08:14 AM (J4Dwc)
Don't knock it until you try it!
Posted by: Pete and Chasen at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)
143In all honesty, though it's a small car, and I'm relatively tall, the pinto fitted me just fine. The rest of the car was basically a go-cart, but I could sit in it and not feel uncomfortable. Then again, I think most 70's cars were built like that.
My 77 t-bird, was basically built for NBA players if you slid the seat back to full. Now, I have to go through 5 or 6 adjustments to not get cramps.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:26 AM (pxyHa)
True.
At some point, in the next year or so, I'll probably need to buy a new (or "new" used car),
the main thing that will sell me on whatever I buy is-
can I actually sit comfortably in the driver's seat in a driving position that won't require visits to an osteopath?
It's harder than you think.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)
144
Barnaby never got a car phone, though. It would have ruined too many plots. (Must get to a phone).
Posted by: QM Production at July 26, 2026 08:27 AM
They put me out of business.
Posted by: Superman at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (pxyHa)
146
Trivia: the fountain that the "Friends" gambol about in the show's opening credits is the same fountain Adams, Franklin and Lee sing "The Lees of Old Virginia" around in 1776, both being shot on the Warner Brothers lot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 08:16 AM (qRla/)
That's a fun song, but they cut out the reprise in the movie!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:31 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: The Chevy Vega at July 26, 2026
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Outta the way, bitch!
Posted by: AMC Gremlin at July 26, 2026
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None of you are in my class!
( -- The Ford Maverick)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:34 AM (wzUl9)
152
The mid to late 70’s Thunderbirds were really the last great Thunderbirds ever built. They were land yachts, of course, but they looked great, and these just something basically fun about a huge 2-door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:35 AM (ClnUm)
153
I remember looking for a new car in 1973. Wanted something good on gas. Looked at new Pinto, Vega, and went to the Chrysler dealer, looked at a Cricket, which was a Hillman in disguise. Passed on all three, bought a one-year old Toyota Corona and never regretted it. The 8R-C 110 HP engine was much more robust than the Big Three's offerings.
Posted by: Auto Autist at July 26, 2026 08:35 AM (JM9I6)
154
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)
Have you experienced "continental seating?"
It's GLORIOUS, until you put it in the car. It's FINE in lincolns, not for the rest of them.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:35 AM (pxyHa)
155
Wickedpinto, I gotta say, the ONP seems to espouse a lot of the same policies we do here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:36 AM (wzUl9)
156
I saw a golf cart parked in the grocery store parking lot yesterday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
https://youtu.be/__NoZ6p1roc
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 26, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)
157
Barnaby never got a car phone, though. It would have ruined too many plots. (Must get to a phone).
Posted by: QM Production at July 26, 2026 08:27 AM (JM9I6)
I never had that problem. Of course, me running to a phone was never going to happen.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at July 26, 2026 08:36 AM (1Ff7Z)
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150 There's never been a car or truck named after yaks.
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2026 08:34 AM (Q+gd/)
Outbyak caravan
Posted by: m at July 26, 2026 08:37 AM (faghi)
159
can I actually sit comfortably in the driver's seat in a driving position that won't require visits to an osteopath?
It's harder than you think.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)
One of the many reasons so many have gravitated towards big trucks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:37 AM (ClnUm)
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140 Dash, you gotta catch them before they are locked in. My wife is moving, but it will be too late for Australia.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:29 AM (pxyHa)
161 Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)
Have you experienced "continental seating?"
It's GLORIOUS, until you put it in the car. It's FINE in lincolns, not for the rest of them.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:35 AM (pxyHa)
I'll give them a look sit.
Thanks.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2026 08:38 AM (iJfKG)
162Of course, me running to a phone was never going to happen.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at July 26, 2026 08:36 AM (1Ff7Z)
I love watching the shows where Cannon has to run. He always has both hands in his pockets, holding his pants up so that they don't fall down - the Fat Man Run.
I use the maneuver myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 08:39 AM (qRla/)
163
The mid to late 70’s Thunderbirds were really the last great Thunderbirds ever built. They were land yachts, of course, but they looked great, and these just something basically fun about a huge 2-door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:35 AM (ClnUm)
I think the model year starting '67 looked best of all the land yachts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z)
164
I never had that problem. Of course, me running to a phone was never going to happen.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at July 26, 2026 08:36 AM
Just one more thing...
Posted by: Columbo at July 26, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
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152 The mid to late 70’s Thunderbirds were really the last great Thunderbirds ever built. They were land yachts, of course, but they looked great, and these just something basically fun about a huge 2-door.
Posted by: Tom Servo a
The very first car that I bought for my self cost me $2,000 even.
It was a 1964 ford thunderbird, silver torquoise, it was a special edition. Mercury spedometers, individual whiper control, including rears, electric trunk release.
and what made me REALLY fall in love with it was when I opened the hood, the valve covers were stamped "T-BIRD"
It was a car that knew what it was. I think at the time, in fact, period the 390 was exclusive to the Thunderbird luxury.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:40 AM (pxyHa)
166
We always comment about the moose out front that should have told you.
Perhaps we can have the yak out back that should have told you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 26, 2026 08:40 AM (qRla/)
167The mid to late 70’s Thunderbirds were really the last great Thunderbirds ever built. They were land yachts, of course, but they looked great, and these just something basically fun about a huge 2-door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026
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My dream car has always been one of the '61-'63 T-Birds, the "flowerpot tail lights" or "submarine bow" model, or the '64-'66 with the squared-off or "formal" roof. Stu Bailey drove one of the former model in 77 Sunset Strip, and at least one of the Dean Martin Matt Helm movies featured the latter for him to drive.
That was what they used to call a "personal" car, as opposed, I guess, to a "family" car. My father was a GM man and stuck with two-door Chevy Impalas, and later a Monte Carlo, but I always wanted him to get a T-Bird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:40 AM (wzUl9)
168 I never had that problem. Of course, me running to a phone was never going to happen.
Posted by: Frank Cannon at July 26, 2026 08:36 AM
Just one more thing...
Posted by: Columbo at July 26, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Running is for pussies.
Posted by: Ironside at July 26, 2026 08:41 AM (qRla/)
169
*bats eyelashes*
Posted by: The Chevy Vega
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As an ignorant teenager I bought a Vega in 1972.
Total plastic and aluminum POS.
You live. You learn.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 26, 2026 08:41 AM (Lo97M)
170 Two eyes from the east
It's the Angel or the Beast
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 26, 2026 08:42 AM (DZ9Lv)
171
I never had that problem. Of course, me running to a phone was never going to happen.
Posted by: Frank Cannon
Nero Wolfe is a durable detective property, popular, dozens of novels and novellas. Conrad gave it a go in 1981 and it only lasted one season. Sad.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at July 26, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
172
Speaking of classic cars: Last night on the avenue we spotted a '66 or so Chevy Chevelle, the Super Sport model with the 300+ hp engine. Steel blue, matching interior, looking like it just came off the dealer's lot. The guy had his windows down and cruised past us, his muffler giving out just enough growl so you knew it was coming. And *going*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 08:43 AM (JvZF+)
174
Frank Cannon was into body positivity before it was cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026 08:44 AM (ndZc7)
175Nero Wolfe is a durable detective property, popular, dozens of novels and novellas. Conrad gave it a go in 1981 and it only lasted one season. Sad.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at July 26, 2026
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I'd always thought Conrad would have made a perfect Wolfe, and I thought he did well. But a lot of diehard fans hated his beard, and Lee Horsley as Archie was just okay in the role.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:44 AM (wzUl9)
176
Running is for pussies.
Posted by: Ironside at July 26, 2026 08:41 AM (qRla/)
You just try spending all day pushing that big dude around.
Posted by: Mark Sanger at July 26, 2026 08:44 AM (1Ff7Z)
177
"Nero Wolfe is a durable detective property, popular, dozens of novels and novellas."
Call me.
Yours truly,
Posted by: Johnny Dollar at July 26, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
178
Nero Wolfe is a durable detective property, popular, dozens of novels and novellas. Conrad gave it a go in 1981 and it only lasted one season. Sad.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at July 26, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
The one with Shat as Archie never even aired, as far as I've read. But it is available on YouTube.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:46 AM (1Ff7Z)
179 Frank Cannon was into body positivity before it was cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 26, 2026
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The Seventies were the decade of the "gimmick" private eyes. Fat PIs, old PIs like Barnaby Jones, the blind PI Longstreet played by James Franciscus, the scruffy police detective Columbo (who'd first appeared in the '60s, I know).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:46 AM (wzUl9)
180
You can tell what year an Ironside (1968-74) episode is by looking at the size of Mark Sanger's Afro.
Posted by: It Grew Over Time at July 26, 2026 08:47 AM (JM9I6)
181 I think the model year starting '67 looked best of all the land yachts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z)
It was a good one, and it’s sad that it’s a model you will almost never see anymore, not even at car shows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:47 AM (ClnUm)
182
Winter 2019 my wife, she's australian, and I are touring the states, we go over christmas with my mom, so we rent a car over new years to visit a few of my friends form The Corps. Only thing available was a Nissan Sentra I thihnk, I can't remember, I've only ever driven 3 nissans. It's winter and there was a blast snow, meaning, that as we get into the car there are inches of snow on the road, that haven't melted yet. My wife, who has only ever seen snow on mountains said, "Can I drive, " I was quite stern, "No." I think my point was made.
The roads were slippery as fuck, I'm used to that, grew up with it, and have been driving 3 years longer than the law allows, But FUCK YOU NISSAN!
That was the most uncomfortable car I ever drove ever.
Even my wife, said "I didn't mind it too much." Because she drove using the speedometer on the wheel. until she hit the clover leafs she was driving with a computer, not with the car.
That wa a complete piece of shit.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:48 AM (pxyHa)
183
Scenes and circles. All it is is just scenes and circles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Only we get penumbras and emanations.
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 26, 2026 08:48 AM (DZ9Lv)
184
The Seventies were the decade of the "gimmick" private eyes. Fat PIs, old PIs like Barnaby Jones, the blind PI Longstreet played by James Franciscus, the scruffy police detective Columbo (who'd first appeared in the '60s, I know).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>And some great theme music.
Posted by: Book 'em, Danno at July 26, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
185
It was a good one, and it’s sad that it’s a model you will almost never see anymore, not even at car shows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:47 AM (ClnUm)
One of those YT auto auction guys had shown one recently I think. That's the only version I'd be interested in of the barge models. The original and the remake look better.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:49 AM (1Ff7Z)
186Nero Wolfe is a durable detective property, popular, dozens of novels and novellas. Conrad gave it a go in 1981 and it only lasted one season. Sad.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at July 26, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
The one with Shat as Archie never even aired, as far as I've read. But it is available on YouTube.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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No, it was a failed pilot. But Shatner was *good* in the role, as he almost always is. If we could have time-shifted, say, Edward Arnold to play Wolfe (he did it in two Thirties movies) and had Bill as Archie, and a proper budget, wow.
The NW pilot with Bill was only a half hour and was an original script of a kind Stout would never have written. But the true Archie flavor was there; and he is shown to be smart, figuring out what Wolfe was really up to in taking the case. And there was an authentic move by Kurt Kasznar's Wolfe, in that he digs up his own well-paid case.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:50 AM (wzUl9)
187
Wearing stirrup pants with suspenders for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Not Taking Any Chances at July 26, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)
188
I think the model year starting '67 looked best of all the land yachts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z)
It was a good one, and it’s sad that it’s a model you will almost never see anymore, not even at car shows.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That's one of the great things about living in Florida. There's a lot of old farts living down here. And a lot of them own beautiful old cars.
There's a car show every weekend somewhere nearby. And it's amazing to see all the old cars.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 26, 2026 08:52 AM (Lo97M)
189I think the model year starting '67 looked best of all the land yachts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026
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It was a good one, and it’s sad that it’s a model you will almost never see anymore, not even at car shows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026
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Of the T-Birds? Yes, that was the year they came out with the four-door Thunderbird with the Lincoln-style doors, and the first Continental coupe, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)
190
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:40 AM (wzUl9)
I have to correct myself, it was a '62 T-bird.
And while it was NOT the batmobile, only the quarterpanels were, Marc Cohen wrote an amazing song about how beautiful the transitional T-bird was.
She was BEAUTIFUL! And while I hate losing her, I honestly couldn't have kept her proper at that time, so I sold it back to the same person I bought it from for the same price.
Which is why I was able to buy it to begin with. The owner saw I wasn't a collector, she saw that I loved that car.
She was so beautiful
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:52 AM (pxyHa)
191
187 Wearing stirrup pants with suspenders for the Book Thread.
Posted by: Not Taking Any Chances at July 26, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)
192
No, it was a failed pilot. But Shatner was *good* in the role, as he almost always is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:50 AM (wzUl9)
I enjoyed it. But, if it had been picked up, Shatner might not have been available for you know what.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:53 AM (1Ff7Z)
193
Of the T-Birds? Yes, that was the year they came out with the four-door Thunderbird with the Lincoln-style doors, and the first Continental coupe, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9
I had suicide doors.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:53 AM (pxyHa)
194
No mention of the Corvair? Worked with a guy who had a flat gray one, with a V-8 transplanted in it.
It could pull wheelies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2026 08:53 AM (jehhT)
195
Of the T-Birds? Yes, that was the year they came out with the four-door Thunderbird with the Lincoln-style doors, and the first Continental coupe, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)
Yeah, but just the two door. The four door won't fit in my garage. Modern garages are too small for boats of the past.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:54 AM (1Ff7Z)
196
Martini, we aren't talking ALL beautiful cars, we are talking among those of us who have owned T-Birds, which are absolutely ART! AND Muscle.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:55 AM (pxyHa)
197
Yeah, but just the two door. The four door won't fit in my garage. Modern garages are too small for boats of the past.
It won't fit in ANY GARAGE
The fucking car was a MONSTER. And an enigne the size of a mid size residential property.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:56 AM (pxyHa)
198
Martini, we aren't talking ALL beautiful cars, we are talking among those of us who have owned T-Birds, which are absolutely ART! AND Muscle.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 08:55 AM (pxyHa)
A vid for Corvair lovers:
https://tinyurl.com/43a84pr4
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:58 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 08:59 AM (1Ff7Z)
203
In College, I had to take a creative writing course. And it was "observation" was the assignment.
I happened to still have my T-bird at the time, and I wrote an anthropomorphic sensual description of the car. "It was our first time, but I couldn't take my eyes off of her shape, I looked hopefully, and reached out and touch her curves, she didn't seem to mind so I just moved along every mark of art that makes her form just . . just, just, and I close my eyes waiting for the next moment."
That's me writing about my car.
We had to read eachothers writing, and the woman who read my full essay, was CLEARLY getting hot and I can confirm that she was very hot, lets just say, bitches breaking, "how do you write like that?" she asked me, I didn't answer, I just was nice to her and had a fantastic night with us combined.
My real lesson, other than a tale of how I had sex at one time, the lesson is. . EMBRACE those things that are truly beautiful. I mean, I talk about "Tanya" my T-bird, lovingly, but as I think about it.
I put myself to back then? I will never be able to have that experience again, and I get misty thinking about those moments when I had her, and when I showed
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 09:06 AM (pxyHa)
204
her off to my friends, and then the loss I felt as I did what was best as I gave her back to someone I knew would love her as much as I did.
These kind of connections are very fixed.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 26, 2026 09:07 AM (pxyHa)
205
@150 There's never been a car or truck named after yaks.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 26, 2026 09:13 AM (zdLoL)
208
“ Was watching 'North to Alaska' with John Wayne, one movie I had never hear of, but looks funny and how did I ever miss this movie, being a John Wayne fan. I hope it’s not an AI movie.”
North to Alaska is great fun, with a really good cast. I wonder how you missed it, too! Well you get the fun of finding it now!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 08:11 AM (ClnUm)
Saw it during it's first run in early 1961 with a group of friends as a 13 year old. Still love that movie! Played at the Majestic Theater in Perth Amboy, NJ. Was a Walter Reade first run house back then. Classic movie palace.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 26, 2026 09:21 AM (hmYU4)
209Interesting. That cover is on a best of FNM that I have but not Angel Dust, which is criminally underrated, IMHO.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 06:42 AM (An2iq)
It was added to Angel Dust in a later pressing, as I recall from trolling Wikipedia for the album years. So that's why the YouTube rip uses the AD album graphics, but it's not on your media; you must have an earlier edition.
Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 12:54 PM (Sy6m/)
210
@107/Anonosaurus Wrecks: { “I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.” }
Does Katy own the legal rights to her music and take care of the licensing herself, or did she sign those rights and control over to another entity, as is common with music contracts?
If the latter, then she's better off to say nothing regarding this situation, lest she find yourself in a legally awkward and uncomfortable situation. This is something she should have talked about with her agent and her lawyer before making a statement such as she did.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 26, 2026 01:11 PM (O7YUW)
211
@93/Comrade Flounder: "The auction houses are going to filled with cheap RAM and other IT assets, just like post 2001 bubble."
Unfortunately it'll be HBM memory that was made for data center server equipment, not compatible with the desktop motherboards.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 26, 2026 01:26 PM (O7YUW)
Saturday Night Club ONT - July 25, 2026 [Disco & Dino]
Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. We built this place for you so you can have some fun. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front is keeping track and is rumored to be in a feisty mood tonight).
[Top photo: Seacrets - on the bay in Ocean City, MD]
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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The officer asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The confused officer says, "You were going 200 miles an hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The officer opens the trunk and yells, "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"
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What do you call a robot's one night stand?
Screws, nuts, and bolts.
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Drink of the Night
Tonight we drew the 7 of diamonds from our deck of playing card cocktails
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Club ONT Department of Decisions
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Club ONT Department of Potato Weaponry
You had me at "belt fed potato canon":
Appreciate the clever humor incorporated in telling the story (for example, welding is an "adult hot glue gun"). There is a commercial during the video, but at least you'll know that commercial support is going to a good cause.
*****
Club ONT Department of viral videos
Many of you have probably seen this clip many times this week. This is for those who haven't
For some reason, the clip is all over X. She's cute and looks like she's having a good time. Her "upper assets" bounce. She looks fun. OK - good reasons!
*****
Club ONT Department of interesting golf rules
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Club ONT Jukebox
Gimme some sugar!
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Top 10ish Comments of the Week
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Club ONT is brought to you by: consequences
Know what a cashless society means? No strippers Is that the America you want?
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) July 25, 2026
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Cash will ALWAYS be accepted at Club ONT. No stripping required. Restroom tokens are once again required. Strip all you want once you close that stall door!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (YlWIZ)
6
“Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall, and wind may blow
And many miles be still to go
But under a tall tree will I lie
And let the clouds go sailing by”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers
Is that the America you want?
A moron-worthy follow-up comment from the thread:
My understanding is that OF has drastically disrupted the stripper industry and the strip joints are left with wore out meth whores.
RIP brick-and-mortar stripping.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)
31
You have to take the Aston Martin. There are dual machine guns behind the headlamps, and no thoughtless bastard is going to cut you off, or stop short on you ever again.
Posted by: Orson at July 25, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)
Picture up top shows two fried eggs in a pan of very hot oil.
And good evening!
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 25, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)
45
>>> 38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)
Are there no nearby woods???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:19 PM (vDZgA)
46
32 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.
Also, trying to not get so spun up by current news, so taking somewhat of a break from the Blog.
The General Lee has probably been wrecked & frame wracked too many times, so nope.
That DeLorean seemed to have ignition issues. Unreliable, so nope.
Kitt would never shut up, so definitely nope.
Ghostbusters too weird/haunted and A-team van probably reeks of cigar smoke, sweat and testosterone. Nope.
Mad Max & all the cop tv show cars probably worn out engines and bullet holes, so nope.
That leaves the Bond car. No doubt top of the line, and nice little "features"... Yeah, ok... Just pray it doesn't explode when I turn the key!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)
48
Thanks for the ONT, Disco and Dino! Your hard work is very much appreciated!
That's an interesting golf rule.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)
49The Archies made the Monkees real by comparison.
The story I heard was that Don Kirshner created The Archies when the Monkees got above their raisin' and decided that they weren't just a TV cast but real musicians.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)
50 >>> 38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)
Are there no nearby woods???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Early entry for next week's Top 10ish Comments of the Week
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (mmrXZ)
51
But seriously, is there anywhere nearby you can get liquid pepto bismol? That sounds painful.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vDZgA)
52
Gonna sit over here in the corner and lurk. JQ, would you be so kind as to bring me a double of whatever you got?
No hurry...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ok2JK)
>>Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
My recommendation is handful of Tums chased with about a quart of Brioschi.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)
54
Hope everyone had a great day. I got to watch dolphins play by our boat, then I floated around in the pool, and rounded that out by eating really amazing shish kabobs. It’s been good!
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (hftzA)
55
46 32 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.
Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM
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We missed you on the Wed ONT. Have a look.
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:22 PM (Jr+re)
57
The time machine is enticing, but as we know from the movies, it keeps getting you into more and more trouble every time you use it.
I'm going for the General Lee to piss of the woke mob
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (9CZQg)
58
- Wow! Down to 86° so quick?
Guess I'll move the box fan upstairs to the bedroom window and start pulling that cooler air in.
And yes, have note to self for next town trip.
Buy another box fan.
64
Potato guy was good. Between A-Team Van and Magnum's car for me.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (sl73Y)
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>>> 58 - Wow! Down to 86° so quick?
Guess I'll move the box fan upstairs to the bedroom window and start pulling that cooler air in.
And yes, have note to self for next town trip.
Buy another box fan.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (/XKEa)
If you live in a humid climate a whole house fan doesn't do much, but I loved having one when I was in CO.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (vDZgA)
66
40 Would you even have to drive KITT?
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 25, 2026 10:17 PM (B2pWp)
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The funny thing about My Mother the Car is that she was full of snarky advice but never actually drove five feet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)
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>>> 54 Hope everyone had a great day. I got to watch dolphins play by our boat, then I floated around in the pool, and rounded that out by eating really amazing shish kabobs. It’s been good!
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (hftzA)
Oooh, recipe tomorrow? I'm assuming there is no connection between watching dolphins and having shish kabobs for dinner.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:26 PM (vDZgA)
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28 I never make the Top 10ish Comments. Can't be sure, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Oh, right, don't care.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bottom 25ish
I've made it 4.5 times. The glory warms the heart, but fame is fleeting.
Posted by: All Is Vanity at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)
77
On the drink above - here we go AGAIN with the coconut! No. It's the consistency, not the taste.
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)
78
Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.
Posted by: Bulg at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)
We have room in the tent out back, for those of us not allowed in the club.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)
79
Glad you had a good day. Dolphins would be special, but we don't see many in the Midwest.
I saw a pink one in the Amazon River, though.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (RCjYY)
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You should have reported it. They've been looking for him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)
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38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)
What's the rating in specific-impulse?
Posted by: Nelo Muks at July 25, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2026 10:28 PM (41CYW)
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The story I heard was that Don Kirshner created The Archies when the Monkees got above their raisin' and decided that they weren't just a TV cast but real musicians.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)
Weren't they all involved in the business before the show?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
Actually, I haven't but that's an excellent suggestion. I will take it under advisement.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (vTZFs)
85
Little known trivia...Andy Kim, canada's most talented singer and sexy man ever, co-wrote and sang back up on "Sugar, Sugar". Wonder if he is still alive giving canada's death mills working overtime 24/7.
Potatoe Gun Guy has a lot, and I mean a lot, of time on his hands.
Posted by: Dan Quail at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (ftsic)
86Weren't they all involved in the business before the show?
Peter Tork was the only one who could actually play his instrument when the show started.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (+9wcF)
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78 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.
Posted by: Bulg
I know of a nice 70s mobile home, good lot, but the north side of the trailer has a thick coat of algae. Bring some bleach and a power washer.
Posted by: Your Smiling Realtor at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (JM9I6)
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On the drink above - here we go AGAIN with the coconut! No. It's the consistency, not the taste.
Posted by: LRob in OK
Cream of coconut is a sweet, thick syrup. Once you stir or blend it into a drink, you won't notice the consistency.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)
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72 Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.
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A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (9CZQg)
90
When I saw the photo up top, the first thing I thought of was SpongeBob. Not sure why, since I've never seen the show...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (D/6p1)
91
I always wanted a 1928 Porter.
Posted by: That's My Mother Dear at July 25, 2026 10:23 PM (JM9I6)
Psst. I'm really a Model A in disguise.
Posted by: Ann Sothern at July 25, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)
92
I think Michael Nesmith was a song writer/guitar player before and after the Monkees.
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (Jr+re)
93
Bulg is here? Oh, good. I can post this and close the tab.
https://bit.ly/joy-rae-brown
Joy Rae Brown was an American model, film and television actress, and nightclub singer. She was noted for her pin-up photos and roles in B-movies…
94
- Humid climate?
Earlier today it was 98° with heat index 117°.
Not gonna complain. Widow texted me this afternoon that a town about an hour north, heat index 127°
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (/XKEa)
95Weren't they all involved in the business before the show?
I imagine so. They had some actual talent. But once they had some success, they started wanting creative control over the show and Kirshner basically did Bill Cosby's line of "I brought you into this world, I can take you out. Make another one just like you." And he did.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (vTZFs)
96
Roll with me on this, JQ, OK? I'm working a multi day gag here.
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (Jr+re)
97
Ghostbusters hearse for sure. There was a dude that made one and brought it to a couple car shows at work family days. It was so cool, and I was so jealous.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 10:34 PM (ftFVW)
104
Peter Tork was the only one who could actually play his instrument when the show started.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:30 PM (+9wcF)
Mike was recording as Mike Blessing before the show. Micky was of course, Circus Boy, and could play the guitar. Davy did music hall. They all had a background, they weren't just four actor guys who couldn't play music.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)
105
Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)
10660 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.
William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Amateur.
Posted by: Christopher Lee at July 25, 2026 10:37 PM (Hpgos)
107
Lots of people love Pet Sounds, but I think their 1971 album Surf's Up! is just as fine.
Posted by: Feel Flows at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6)
108
I don't really trust people who hate coconut so much.
Deep down
Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (JHVDg)
109
Oooh, recipe tomorrow? I'm assuming there is no connection between watching dolphins and having shish kabobs for dinner.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:26
No, they were beef. And yes! Remind me if I forget. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (hftzA)
110
69 I'm going for the General Lee to piss of the woke mob
What if I took one of the Ferraris and painted the flag on it or would that be cheating?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 10:25 PM (vTZFs)
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With all the commies we have in this country, you could paint the American flag on it and cause just as many aneurysms as you could with the Confederate flag. Would that be considered a win-win situation?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:38 PM (9CZQg)
116
A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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Anti- theft system.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (41CYW)
117
Regarding the second joke, apparently there was a real headline in the NY Post about an escaped mental patient who went on a raping spree.
The headline was "Nut bolts and screws" probably with at least one exclamation point.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
118
78 Buyin’ a new car, and lookin’ at possible sites for a new house.
Posted by: Bulg
Wow! That part time tutoring job is payin off!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (XFI3v)
119
Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)
The same night as the Beatles.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
Joy Rae Brown was an American model, film and television actress, and nightclub singer. She was noted for her pin-up photos and roles in B-movies…
Not safe for church service viewing
Posted by: mindful webworker - cute at July 25, 2026
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Aka, it says, "Joi Lansing." A couple of years ago I saw her in a 1950s Superman episode with George Reeves, where she plays a smart policewoman who goes undercover as . . . Superman's wife!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)
3. Any of the rest, except for the Delorean. What a turd that thing was.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: John DeLorean at July 25, 2026 10:42 PM (Hpgos)
123Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026
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Is that who he played? I can see it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)
125
Joi Lansing died fairly young of breast cancer, which is doubly sad.
Posted by: Wearing Pink Cleats at July 25, 2026 10:43 PM (JM9I6)
126 Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.
Posted by: scampydog
Jethro Bodine had one of those seats on his double naught spy car. Put Granny right up into a tree, it did!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
127
A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (9CZQg)
See the Mad Men episode in which the English guy knows the jig is up about his embezzling funds, so he tries to off himself with the promo Jaguar he was given.
It doesn't work, so he hangs himself in his office.
Posted by: sal at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (f+FmA)
128
I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.
Posted by: 496.
I wouldn't mind a ride in Magnum's Ferrari.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (ftFVW)
129
And you know, Davey Jones had starred on Broadway in Oliver!
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at July 25, 2026 10:44 PM (3sXRv)
130
102 nurse, did you get to the drags?
Posted by: LRob in OK
Heh. My gymnastics coach told us whoever won this big competition in Houston could drive the interstate back to Dallas in his Ferrari. Everyone else was in the van.
I won. I drove. I only pushed it to 124. Then I got a little spooked.
But it was exhilarating.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)
131Mike was recording as Mike Blessing before the show. Micky was of course, Circus Boy, and could play the guitar. Davy did music hall. They all had a background, they weren't just four actor guys who couldn't play music.
That's one thing I love about this place. When I'm wrong you all have no trouble smacking my dumb ass down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (+9wcF)
132
The DeLorean was originally a pretty good idea. Then, a Renault engine or equivalent of about a third the proposed horsepower showed up and THEN they decided to build it in (I think) Ireland.
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (Jr+re)
133
Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.
William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Amateur.
Posted by: Christopher Lee at July 25, 2026 10:37 PM (Hpgos)
It's hard to follow in the footsteps of a descendant of Charlemagne, but he's trying.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)
134Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.
Posted by: scampydog
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Jethro Bodine had one of those seats on his double naught spy car. Put Granny right up into a tree, it did!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026
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"Oh, go ahead, eject me. See if I care."
( -- M to Bond in Skyfall)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (wzUl9)
Maybe too sweet, especially after Brutus:
Yui Horie - Sugar Sweet Nightmare
https://youtu.be/BAchFngRQeA
Still not sweet enough? hic sunt dracones: Yoko Ishida - Sugar Baby Love
https://youtu.be/DR_zriJjyJs
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
153
Speaking of classic cars, we saw a '66 (?) Chevy Chevelle, a Super Sport, on the avenue this evening. Steel blue, matching interior, a muffler that let you know the car was coming. He had the windows rolled down and cruised past us in an eyeblink as Linda was saying, "Is that old car strong enough to pass us . . .?"
The Chevelle I think was better proportioned than the full-size Chevy of that year, the Impala and Caprice. Chevelle was built on the same A-Body platform as the Pontiac Tempest -- which had a special model we know now as the GTO.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (wzUl9)
155
I just watched the ISS pass overhead 10 minutes ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
Very cool. It's been a long time since I have seen it.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 10:51 PM (2F0/Y)
156
Davy Jones was in the show Oliver! in the West End and later on Broadway. He was Tony-nominated. Appeared on Ed Sullivan.
Posted by: The Artful Dodger at July 25, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)
I actually remember seeing that- they did "I'd Do Anything for You", if I recall.
Big, big fan of the Monkees.
Posted by: sal at July 25, 2026 10:51 PM (f+FmA)
157
149 Shatner just keeps getting cooler
Posted by: Otto Penn at July 25, 2026 10:49 PM (JHVDg)
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I figured he was done when they found his wife at the bottom of the pool. I was wrong.
Robert Blake should have asked him for advice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:52 PM (u/oMr)
158
Songwriters for the Monkees, like Carol King, had been promised they would get to do all the songs, and were upset that the boys would be allowed to record their own songs.
Nesmith had a nice run after the show.
I like Some of Shelly's Blues. Have the words & chords right here on the piano.
https://youtu.be/SwCbLuCOwbk
159
I'll take the Monkees over the Archies any day of the week. Don "Frankenstein" Kircher couldn't control his beast. Too bad, Don
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)
160
Steve Marriott, lead singer for Small Faces and Humble Pie, also played the Artful Dodger as a young lad.
Now that fella could sing. There is a song "Good Times" where he sings back up to Stevie Wright, a talented singer in his own right, of The Easybeats, from Oz.
Posted by: Friday On My Mind at July 25, 2026 10:54 PM (ftsic)
161
The Superman fart reference (COTW) made me wonder...
If a fly buzzes through someone's fart cloud does it react the same way we do when we drive by a BBQ place?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)
162
I may be totally wrong, but the monkees always seemed like they had a blast making their show. It looked like they had a ton of fun.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:55 PM (sOtuf)
163 You have to give the Rooskies their due. The Soyuz has been one heck of a reliable workhorse of a spacecraft in service since 1967.
The Chicoms basically copied it for their own orbital capsule, whatever they call it, Shenzou or some crap. The Rooskies did provide them technical assistance on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)
164
The smoke is getting thick again, but from the southwest. A couple of new fires in SE Oregon and the Owyhee.
Our first summer here was largely smoke-free.
Starting to remind me of Front Range Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ)
165
That's one thing I love about this place. When I'm wrong you all have no trouble smacking my dumb ass down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (+9wcF)
But not in an ill-mannered way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:56 PM (1Ff7Z)
166
Pontiac Tempest -- which had a special model we know now as the GTO.
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The same body length, height, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark. Positraction, independent rear suspension, mint green metallic paint...
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (u/oMr)
167
Dang! One of the comments of the week is from tonight's Hobby Thread? Someone was on the ball!
Nesmith was the only accomplished musician as far as playing an instrument. Davey Jones was a singer, so I guess that counts, and banging a tambourine. Chicks dug him, of course.
The one demographic that didn’t diss the Monkees were other bands, because they knew how the industry worked. The Wrecking Crew and other session musicians played on scores and scores of top hits and albums. The Monkees became a “real” band eventually, or wanted to be.
Tork’s house in Laurel Canyon was party station, at all times. Everyone was loaded with cash and drugs, it was after the Pill, but before AIDS
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (3ElP1)
169
The doctor says to the old lady: "I can't determine the cause with certainty, but it would be best if you reduced your alcohol consumption and we'll see if it improves."
The old lady replies: "Can't I just increase it and we'll see if it gets worse?"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)
170
nurse, did you get to the drags?
Posted by: LRob in OK
Heh. My gymnastics coach told us whoever won this big competition in Houston could drive the interstate back to Dallas in his Ferrari. Everyone else was in the van.
I won. I drove. I only pushed it to 124. Then I got a little spooked.
But it was exhilarating.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)
***
You can drive my BMW anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)
172
137 What. No Munstermobile?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)
The Batmobile enters the chat ...
Posted by: zombie George Barris at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (3sXRv)
173Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers
What?! You just slide your card in the slot....
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 10:58 PM (kU0PQ)
174
I may be totally wrong, but the monkees always seemed like they had a blast making their show. It looked like they had a ton of fun.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 10:55 PM (sOtuf)
Agree. And, even if, in the beginning, they were not skilled musicians, they became musicians. Always liked them.
I say this as a diehard thrash metal fan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:58 PM (0aYVJ)
175
William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)
Hopefully after Takei goes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)
176
I won. I drove. I only pushed it to 124. Then I got a little spooked.
But it was exhilarating.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)
***
You can drive my BMW anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
Baby, you can drive my car ...
Posted by: zombie Jhn Lennon at July 25, 2026 10:59 PM (3sXRv)
177
Evening, Double D's and ONT Horde. I would take the General Lee. could fix it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)
178
We were notified by our cousin that our last Uncle from our mom's family has stage 4 cancer. He's the last surviving kid from our American grandmother.
They tried one round of chemo, but it made him too weak. Doctors decided against further treatment. He can't move around on his own anymore and his wife was struggling with it. One of their sons has come home to help and hopefully they can get some in-home assistance.
They don't think he has long to live. This will be our fourth loss since dad passed last July.
Please keep his family in your prayers.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (2F0/Y)
179
For one of the Beatles Ed Sullivan appearances, Borscht-Belt comedian Morty Gunty was also on the bill. None of the audience was there to see Gunty and he had a rough time of it. Least he got paid, I guess.
Posted by: Brown's, The Nevele, Kutscher's at July 25, 2026 11:01 PM (JM9I6)
180
Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers
What?! You just slide your card in the slot....
Posted by: GWB
The strippers prefer tap to pay.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:01 PM (ftFVW)
181
179 For one of the Beatles Ed Sullivan appearances, Borscht-Belt comedian Morty Gunty was also on the bill. None of the audience was there to see Gunty and he had a rough time of it. Least he got paid, I guess.
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A nearly-unknown Jimi Hendrix opened a few shows for the Monkees. It did not go well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 11:02 PM (u/oMr)
182
Joy Rae Brown was an American model, film and television actress, and nightclub singer. She was noted for her pin-up photos and roles in B-movies…
Posted by: mindful webworker - cute at July 25, 2026 10:33 PM (jrd4M)
So... which song does she go with?
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:02 PM (kU0PQ)
183
I also vote for the Bond car, since the Avanti is not available
Posted by: Texican ette at July 25, 2026 10:14 PM (SNf74)
But I already have one of those (well, two, if we are keeping score). Drove the driveable one to Rowley for Pizza Nite. Just got back home a few minutes ago. Car ran great, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)
184
I think Stephen Stills rented the same house from Tork. Crosby, Weed, Pills and Hash practiced there a lot. They eventually all got busted for dope, not surprisingly. Except Stills, who escaped from a bathroom window and absconded.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:03 PM (3ElP1)
185
The "pre-fab Four" - when they knew the series was not going to be renewed - got a bit trippier. It was the era.
Must be time to watch the Monkees movie Head (196 again. Been a while. The "true story" of how everybody hated them.
Forget gasoline: This overlooked fuel could raise the price of nearly everything you buy
_FOX
Wishing them to hell is a curse and God admonishes us not to curse.
This is #2 on Brave news feed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:07 PM (JS6jE)
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Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)
AOP, you're gonna cry when you see the sale price of the first car:
https://tinyurl.com/42dj9tax
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:08 PM (1Ff7Z)
192
I'd have to go with the magnum Ferrari.
Posted by: 496
You know he would hunt you down and shoot you with his 1911, though.
Posted by: GWB
But what if you dressed up like a nun?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:08 PM (ftFVW)
193 Chicoms just about copy and steal everything they do, don't they?
Posted by: publius
The Taiwanese do it too. Or at least they used to. While on liberty on Taiwan in the early 70's we used to buy bootleg LPs there for 50 cents at record stores. We copied them to tape and played the tapes because the vinyl wore down quickly. Bookstores sold books real cheap as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:09 PM (Cqx++)
194
A nearly-unknown Jimi Hendrix opened a few shows for the Monkees. It did not go well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 11:02 PM (u/oMr)
We want Davy! We want Davy!
Posted by: Screaming Girls at July 25, 2026 11:09 PM (1Ff7Z)
195
You can drive my BMW anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes
I bet you say that to all the girls.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:10 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:05 PM (Cqx++)
Sobs!!!
Posted by: Herbie #53 at July 25, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)
198
Some time ago a route driven in an old Jag, I think, brought out from storage was impressive. I wish I had saved the link.
Went back and saved this thriller from the other night - >
24 Hours Nürburgring Challenge 2013: On-board camera
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzWT50obhvw
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:11 PM (JS6jE)
202 14 The DeLorean, and head for the 80s.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:05 PM (qx7Zg)
Oh yeah! A time travel car? You kiddin’ me?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 11:14 PM (ClnUm)
203
David Crosby drove a Mercedes 300, that was OK, even if you Hated The Establishment and totally Groovy. Don’t drive a Cadillac. (Only The Man would drive one of those )
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:15 PM (3ElP1)
204133 Now this is a headline I didn't expect to see.
William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
He talked about this at his recent appearance here. Sounds, from what he said, that it might be something to look forward to.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 11:15 PM (CHHv1)
He sure does seem to enjoy life!
Posted by: JQ
That's probably where most of the coolness comes from. When he decided to embrace Kirk and his fans, he seemed to open up and become a fun guy.
Posted by: GWB
"You don't become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer's Paradox."
Posted by: the meme about that at July 25, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)
206 William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
He talked about this at his recent appearance here.
Shat comments on the ONT?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:16 PM (Cqx++)
207
You can drive my BMW anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes
I bet you say that to all the girls.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:10 PM (yEz+x)
Only the ones who can shoot better than me!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 11:16 PM (2WIwB)
208
191 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)
AOP, you're gonna cry when you see the sale price of the first car:
https://tinyurl.com/42dj9tax
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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I need a second driver. Haven't watched the complete video and AOP is never going to finish that 49 Ford. I'm going to the next one.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:17 PM (JS6jE)
209
Know what a cashless society means?
No strippers
What?! You just slide your card in the slot....
Posted by: GWB
The strippers prefer tap to pay.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:01 PM (ftFVW)
Where does one enter the code?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 11:05 PM (2WIwB)
There are buttons.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:18 PM (kU0PQ)
210
14 The DeLorean, and head for the 80s.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 10:05 PM (qx7Zg)
Same, but I’d head for the 50s which would mean the 1965 Hart Cellar Immigration Act was still a decade away.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 25, 2026 11:18 PM (SjAWL)
211
People always talk crap on X, but there’s an unusually heavy amount of crap being slung around there tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 11:19 PM (ClnUm)
212
I am 60. I would love to make it to Shatner-level 95. That fooker is still fucking shit up. and laughing all the way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 11:20 PM (0aYVJ)
213
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
Thanks for the extra tunes.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:22 PM (kU0PQ)
214
There are buttons.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:18 PM (kU0PQ)
Insert meme of sweating man paralyzed with fear deciding which "button" to press, here.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:22 PM (1Ff7Z)
215
William Shittner is a bleedin heart faggot can'tadian commie
fuck him and the whore he rode in from
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 11:23 PM (jrgJz)
216
William Shatner, 95, set to debut his new heavy metal band this fall.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Didn't he do a rap song/album? The Shat is the shiznit. A true renaissance man.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:23 PM (ftFVW)
217
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 11:23 PM (jrgJz)
You seem nice.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 11:24 PM (rdVOm)
218
In light of the Shiloh Hendrix case I was chagrined to see a Soros DA in FL has argued publicly masturbating in front of children may be wrong but isn't illegal and that's why she can't charge the guy.
So...calling a man in the N word? Crime. Sex acts in front of kids? Not a crime
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 11:24 PM (2F0/Y)
220
I need a second driver. Haven't watched the complete video and AOP is never going to finish that 49 Ford. I'm going to the next one.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:17 PM (JS6jE)
I don't have the money required to attend and be verified to bid at any of those auctions. But, only 2k for that Studie? In that condition? Buyer got lucky.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
221The strippers prefer tap to pay.
Posted by: She Hobbit
Where does one enter the code?
Posted by: Diogenes
There are buttons.
Posted by: GWB
Like a guy at a strip club would be able to find.....
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
222
William Shittner is a bleedin heart faggot can'tadian commie
fuck him and the whore he rode in from
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 11:23 PM (jrgJz)
Bleeding heart faggot? You mean George Takei.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
223
AOP, you're gonna cry when you see the sale price of the first car:
https://tinyurl.com/42dj9tax
Posted by: OrangeEnt
If it sold for $2000, that was a hell of deal for the buyer. It ought to appraise around twelve thousand, unless it had some serious hidden flaws. I have a gold colored 63 GT hawk here, with a black vinyl roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:26 PM (1z8ji)
224
212 I am 60. I would love to make it to Shatner-level 95. That fooker is still fucking shit up. and laughing all the way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I feel the same way about Betty White. She gets away with so much. It’s hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:26 PM (rcIu8)
225 People always talk crap on X, but there’s an unusually heavy amount of crap being slung around there tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Could you be more specific?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:27 PM (Cqx++)
226I don't have the money required to attend and be verified to bid at any of those auctions. But, only 2k for that Studie? In that condition? Buyer got lucky.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I initially read this as "I don't have the monkey required to attend," and that requirement would make a classic-car auction a lot more exciting.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)
227
Latter seasons of Get Smart Max drove a Karmann Ghia.
Posted by: Air-cooled Report at July 25, 2026 11:28 PM (JM9I6)
228
what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 11:23 PM (jrgJz)
I bet you're fun at parties.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 11:28 PM (0aYVJ)
229
If it sold for $2000, that was a hell of deal for the buyer. It ought to appraise around twelve thousand, unless it had some serious hidden flaws. I have a gold colored 63 GT hawk here, with a black vinyl roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:26 PM (1z8ji)
Maybe the market for them isn't very hot right now. As a defunct brand, could it be buyers think they can't get parts?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
230
I feel the same way about Betty White. She gets away with so much. It’s hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:26 PM (rcIu
Last time I saw her was in an episode of Community. she was friggin' hilarious. She loved life.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 11:30 PM (0aYVJ)
231 I feel the same way about Betty White. She gets away with so much. It’s hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Did she get resurrected?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:30 PM (Cqx++)
232
I initially read this as "I don't have the monkey required to attend," and that requirement would make a classic-car auction a lot more exciting.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)
I don't have one of those, either. Never liked monkeys or found them funny on tv shows or movies.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
233
Latter seasons of Get Smart Max drove a Karmann Ghia.
Posted by: Air-cooled Report
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AKA as a 'Common Gear'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 11:30 PM (XeU6L)
234
Latter seasons of Get Smart Max drove a Karmann Ghia.
Posted by: Air-cooled Report at July 25, 2026 11:28 PM (JM9I6)
The Sunbeam he drove, was it a Tiger or an Alpine? Alpine was the white-bread 4 cylinder model, that they sold many of. Commonly dismissed as a "ladies' sports car".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:31 PM (1z8ji)
235
You know that A Team rig would look good with that 'tater cannon on the roof.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)
236 Andrew McCarthy got this close-up of Starship launching yesterday:
https://t.ly/wmK6O
One of his cameras gave its life for that video.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 11:32 PM (JS6jE)
238
Did she get resurrected?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Her final laugh.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2026 11:32 PM (ftFVW)
239
Betty White starred in Life With Elizabeth in the 1953 era. Starred in another sitcom in the late 50s.
Posted by: True TV Pioneer at July 25, 2026 11:32 PM (JM9I6)
240
You know that A Team rig would look good with that 'tater cannon on the roof.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)
They'd just miss with it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
241
Maybe the market for them isn't very hot right now. As a defunct brand, could it be buyers think they can't get parts?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
They may think so, but parts availabilty for Studebakers is amazingly good. Oldsmobile and Pontiac are defunct brands, too, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:33 PM (1z8ji)
242
You know he would hunt you down and shoot you with his 1911, though.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:06 PM (kU0PQ)
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He'd have to catch me and I've got his car!
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 11:35 PM (sOtuf)
243
You know that A Team rig would look good with that 'tater cannon on the roof.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)
Just occurred to me: what about the van in Angels' Revenge?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 11:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 11:35 PM (0aYVJ)
245
I had forgotten Maxwell Smart drove an Opel GT in the final season.
Posted by: Mind Like A Sieve at July 25, 2026 11:37 PM (JM9I6)
246
They may think so, but parts availabilty for Studebakers is amazingly good. Oldsmobile and Pontiac are defunct brands, too, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:33 PM (1z8ji)
Well, Studies have been gone since the mid 60s, so maybe the younger buyers have no recollection of them being on the road? My mom's uncle was a Studebaker man. I can't recall ever seeing any on the road when I was a kid. The interesting fact is Studebaker didn't go out of business, they just stopped making cars. The name could be reactivated by whoever owns the marque now. With the truck market being large, I don't see why a Champion couldn't get market share these days.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)
247 Elon has confirmed. They're going for a Ship tower catch on the the next test flight, Flight 14. This will be an orbital flight, looping around once to get back over Texas.
They'll be trying to catch it with the chopsticks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:37 PM (w6EFb)
248
236
Andrew McCarthy got this close-up of Starship launching yesterday:
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:31 PM (w6EFb)
I at first thought, Andrew McCarthy, Brat Pack Andrew McCarthy?
Posted by: TxAnn at July 25, 2026 11:39 PM (SjAWL)
249
The name could be reactivated by whoever owns the marque now. With the truck market being large, I don't see why a Champion couldn't get market share these days.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)
I think the name is in the public domain, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)
250
Reading on wiki, The Tiger was used in the opening credits, but they often subbed in an Alpine for filming because there was little room under the Tiger's bonnet for fake machine guns and other devices.
Posted by: Lots To Learn at July 25, 2026 11:40 PM (JM9I6)
251
Elon has confirmed. They're going for a Ship tower catch on the the next test flight, Flight 14. This will be an orbital flight, looping around once to get back over Texas.
They'll be trying to catch it with the chopsticks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:37 PM (w6EFb)
Elon's getting hungry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg)
This is the astrophotography, Andrew James McCarthy. Also not to be confused with Andrew McCarthy, the sort of RINO squish prosecutor and NR columnist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
253
My dad wasn’t a car guy, or maybe he was, kids are expensive. He knew every frickin’ car by sight.
We saw a Studebaker on the interstate during vacation once, they were different looking and he mentioned that right away. I think it was an Avanti.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:41 PM (3ElP1)
254
So this guy on YT (ghosttownliving) bought an old silver mine in the Inyo mountains, "the range separates the Owens Valley to the west from Saline Valley to the east, which is pretty much Death Valley North. I've no idea how he got rich (not mining). Anyhow, he's a hard core mountain goat type and hikes into old prospects trying, it seems, to drum up tourism interest - he built a hotel for adventure tourists. All of this made a bit easier using scouting drones; old decrepit miner lean-tos and huts preserved by enthusiasts.
Posted by: 13times at July 25, 2026 11:42 PM (FtTNa)
255
Studebaker had a long history, they made wooden wagons and stuff like that back in the settler/pioneer days.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:43 PM (3ElP1)
256
52 Gonna sit over here in the corner and lurk. JQ, would you be so kind as to bring me a double of whatever you got?
No hurry...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ok2JK)
JQ if you're serving, I wouldn't say no to a beer.
Thank you.
I'm just going to sit over here and ponder how it all went wrong....
Actually, at this point in life...,I have a pretty good idea. It starts with me thinking I was a whole lot smarter than I actually was and goes south from there....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
257
A couple of questions.
Does the A Team van come with the full auto Mini 14's?
Which version of the Delorian is it?
Gotta be the flying version that runs on banana peels.
Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2026 11:45 PM (Xd758)
258
At least four American Presidents rode in Studebaker wagons, coaches.
Posted by: Since 1959 at July 25, 2026 11:45 PM (JM9I6)
“- Mrs. Bickerman: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
- Sheriff Hank Keough: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.
- Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 11:46 PM (XeU6L)
261
Well, I am falling asleep right here in my chair. I'd love to stay and chat, but my body is demanding I get horizontal. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:46 PM (1z8ji)
262
Eh, the world is full of smart people who are unsuccessful.
Persistence is the most valuable trait. At some point people can get burned out
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:46 PM (3ElP1)
263
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
I knew of the squish but not the astrophotographer. I do now though! Merci mon ami.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 25, 2026 11:48 PM (SjAWL)
264
Eh, the world is full of smart people who are unsuccessful.
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Also, intelligent people who behave stupidly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
265 Elon's Starship facilities at the Cape are coming along nicely as well. 39-A will be Starship capable, along with two more pads at LC-37.
When fully operational, the launch capabilities for Starship are going to be something else. Imagine multiple launches with both booster and ship coming back for tower catches and rapid turn around.
Multiple tanker launches to refuel in orbit for lunar operations.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
266
Champion in the public domain, maybe. But Studebaker shouldn't be, should it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:50 PM (1Ff7Z)
267
89 72 Gotta go with the Aston Martin. Someone gets too chatty, ejection seat. Thanks for the ONT, double D's.
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A 60's era British car is never going to start when you actually need it to
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2026 10:31 PM (9CZQg)
Lucas 'Prince of Darkness' electrical system makes an appearance....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
Scroll through his feed there -- lots of amazing shots. See the "Fall of Icarus" for instance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
269
There are buttons.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:18 PM (kU0PQ)
Insert meme of sweating man paralyzed with fear deciding which "button" to press, here.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 11:22 PM (1Ff7Z)
That meme becomes NSFW with the buttons I was thinking of.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:51 PM (kU0PQ)
270
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On!' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.”
― Calvin Coolidge
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:52 PM (3ElP1)
271Also, intelligent people who behave stupidly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Intelligence and Wisdom are different stats.
Posted by: E. Gary Gygax at July 25, 2026 11:52 PM (VHUov)
272
167 Dang! One of the comments of the week is from tonight's Hobby Thread? Someone was on the ball!
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 10:57 PM (kU0PQ)
Mom made the COW? Nice...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 11:53 PM (nbLIj)
273 Studebaker had a long history, they made wooden wagons and stuff like that back in the settler/pioneer days.
Posted by: Common Tater
Wheelbarrow Johnny
www.imdb.com/title/tt0556926
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 11:53 PM (Cqx++)
277Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On!' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.”
― Calvin Coolidge
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, and Coolidge was one wordy motherf.....
Posted by: T. Edison at July 25, 2026 11:55 PM (VHUov)
278
This is about the time Jim SunkNewDawn would pop in and enliven the conversation.
Cheers, Jim!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:55 PM (yEz+x)
279
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
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"Eighty percent of success is showing up" -- Woody Allen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2026 12:00 AM (XeU6L)
280
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On!' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.”
― Calvin Coolidge
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:52 PM (3ElP1)
Got me all the way to Texas last October...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2026 12:01 AM (nbLIj)
281
That meme becomes NSFW with the buttons I was thinking of.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:51 PM (kU0PQ)
Same ones I was thinking of....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 12:01 AM (1Ff7Z)
282
“The harder I work, the luckier I get”
Unknown
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2026 12:01 AM (3ElP1)
284
The Starsky car. It will handle just fine once you put radials on it. That is assuming it's not rusty like most Torinos were
Posted by: Azjaeger at July 26, 2026 12:06 AM (3/XaG)
285
What is the object that 'two things' girl has hanging from her right shoulder?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
286
278 This is about the time Jim SunkNewDawn would pop in and enliven the conversation.
Cheers, Jim!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:55 PM (yEz+x)
I first encountered Jim in Galveston, his nom de plume back then, on the old Hot Air before it imploded by the change to disqus. He was one of my TX compadres. I was sad to hear that ALS had taken him. 🍻 Cheers indeed!
Posted by: TxAnn at July 26, 2026 12:08 AM (SjAWL)
287
175 William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)
Hopefully after Takei goes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)
Maybe he'll take Takei with him and leave us forever wondering if it was really an accident.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:10 AM (QGaXH)
288
217 Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 11:23 PM (jrgJz)
You seem nice.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 11:24 PM (rdVOm)
Exactly what I would have posted if I wasn't stuck 45 minutes behind the thread in some sort of Twilight Zone time warp....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
Nun outside says "For shame! There are so many better ways that you could be spending your time."
Guy says "Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sister."
Nun: "That's true. I've never in my life allowed liquor to pass my lips. Very well. I've heard that ladies usually drink gin? Bring me a double gin."
Guy goes in, says to the bartender: "Shot of bourbon and a double gin."
Bartender: "Is that damned nun out there again?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 26, 2026 12:17 AM (qpyNK)
290
242 You know he would hunt you down and shoot you with his 1911, though.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 11:06 PM (kU0PQ)
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He'd have to catch me and I've got his car!
Posted by: 496
- - - - - -
TC and his chopper have entered the chat...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 26, 2026 12:18 AM (SlhzX)
291
Exactly what I would have posted if I wasn't stuck 45 minutes behind the thread in some sort of Twilight Zone time warp....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
You were stuck in Central Time, too?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 12:20 AM (1Ff7Z)
292
> William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)
Quite possible also involving Keith Richards and/or Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 26, 2026 12:20 AM (qpyNK)
293
“NOT drunk is he who from the floor
Can rise alone and still drink more.
But DRUNK is he who prostrate lies
Without the power to drink OR rise
Thomas Love Peacock, author
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at July 26, 2026 12:24 AM (BfoY9)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 26, 2026 12:25 AM (DZ9Lv)
295
William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Shatner may actually live long enough to die in a transporter accident. Wouldn't that be ironic?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 26, 2026 12:26 AM (DZ9Lv)
296
226 I don't have the money required to attend and be verified to bid at any of those auctions. But, only 2k for that Studie? In that condition? Buyer got lucky.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I initially read this as "I don't have the monkey required to attend," and that requirement would make a classic-car auction a lot more exciting.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)
It's the chimp attacks that separate the men from the boys. Just ignore the screams and keep raising your paddle.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2026 12:26 AM (2+SeL)
297 From the DM, one that just makes you shake your head. A 37 year old woman was found dead on a hiking trail in CA:
https://t.ly/SLSZU
Cause of death: seizures from alcohol withdrawal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)
298
JQ if you're serving, I wouldn't say no to a beer.
Thank you.
I'm just going to sit over here and ponder how it all went wrong....
Actually, at this point in life...,I have a pretty good idea. It starts with me thinking I was a whole lot smarter than I actually was and goes south from there....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Hi, ARiK!
*slides a beer down the bar*
*no charge, since I'm so late with it*
Sorry-- there was a lull in conversation, so went & showered. HOT today! Ugh.
Totally understand your line of thinking tonight. Been wondering a lot the same lately, myself...
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)
299
Happy Saturday Horde, I am up to date with content and comments.
Cheers, nurse and TxAnn, to JimSND, a very nice man.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 12:30 AM (ibDUx)
300
Good night folks, thank you for being here. It is very much appreciated.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2026 12:30 AM (CHHv1)
301
291 Exactly what I would have posted if I wasn't stuck 45 minutes behind the thread in some sort of Twilight Zone time warp....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
You were stuck in Central Time, too?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2026 12:20 AM (1Ff7Z)
I'm on Pacific Time but I always seem to be 45 minutes to an hour behind the thread....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:32 AM (QGaXH)
302
A-Team - I think I need a full size van, comfy seats and lots of floor room for the dog(s). Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: ChE99 at July 26, 2026 12:34 AM (GijjF)
303
Cheers, Debby! Happy Caturday night to you, too!
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
304
299 Happy Saturday Horde, I am up to date with content and comments.
Cheers, nurse and TxAnn, to JimSND, a very nice man.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 12:30 AM (ibDUx)
Raises beer in silent toast to Jim SND.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 26, 2026 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
309
> 278 This is about the time Jim SunkNewDawn would pop in and enliven the conversation.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 11:55 PM (yEz+x)
He is missed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 26, 2026 12:40 AM (qpyNK)
310
Back to the Future but only if fully functional and fully fueled (Mr. Fusion and some banana peels acceptable).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 26, 2026 12:43 AM (tDhJ5)
311
Well... don't everybody talk at the same time...
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)
312
Okay. Hubby was very agitated today, much more so than usual. He's been spacey and picky-- so unlike himself for the past few weeks.
This place is my only relief, a little space of sanity in my f'd up life.
Thanks for being here.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)
313
295 William Shatner is the coolest mo-fo alive. He will die in some spectacular fashion. A few years from now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Shatner may actually live long enough to die in a transporter accident. Wouldn't that be ironic?
Perhaps like in one of his earlier films: Devil's Rain -- Shatner-Brundlefly! coming back as the next big StarTrek villain species like Andromeda/Magog and STG/Atlantis-Michael/wraith
Real Shat Facts:
He discovered/Averted Paramount on-set fire when trying to sneak a smoke between takes (NO, he didn't set it).
Strange but true: Nimoy and Takei appeared original Mission Impossible Team w/Martin Landau (who went Spartacus->Space1999). ST would have been very different if lead by Martin Landau
Desilu/Lucille Ball (yes that one) was the big believer/sponsor of ST original series as and original MI
WrathofKhan/Montalbán never met Shatner on stage, all clips were filmed separately -- the greatest galactic rivalry that ever existed was between two men who never met (some things never change)
Montalbán runs his own theater Hollywood with some unique continuing performances -- on one wall is Khan in a Nasa/ST-like space suit, Monroe & RFK/baby on the other
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 26, 2026 12:55 AM (7j9vo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2026 12:55 AM (JvZF+)
315
My silly Cat-- he's been sleeping on the doormat lately. Like an ol' dog, LOL. And he follows me around like a dog.
Puppy-cat!
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
316
I wouldn't mind a ride in Magnum's Ferrari.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Only if Magnum was in it too....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2026 12:58 AM (VCgbV)
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Uh oh. New weather lexicon. Apparently my part of the world is now in “a heat dome”. I thought it was just late July. Wonder if when January rolls around we will be in a “Snow Cone”?
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 12:59 AM (BGSp9)
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. 311 Well... don't everybody talk at the same time...
Posted by: JQ
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Well, CENTCOM has no posting on their activity tonight.
Always conscerned when they are too busy to make an
activity report
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 26, 2026 12:59 AM (JS6jE)
ARIK, I hope that you enjoyed your trip, it sounded like fun.
I just put my cooled down cooked wild rice in the fridge. I am making a wild rice salad to bring to a cookout tomorrow. There is no lettuce involved so explosive diarrhea should not be a problem.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 01:00 AM (ibDUx)
Sorry I missed the Las Vegas hobby thread - we were out with friends and neighbors this evening. We went to the Cheesecake Factory for dinner, then saw "Hamilton" at Bass Hall downtown. In keeping with TiFW Bucket List rules, we had primo seats, so we enjoyed ourselves very much!
It took Mr. TiFW an hour to finally get out of the parking garage, but we are now home and tucked into bed for the evening.
Tomorrow I am taking Mr. TiFW and Rebecca to see The Fifth Element on the big screen. I f'in hate that movie, but this is a birthday treat for the two of them, as they love it....
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Well, CENTCOM has no posting on their activity tonight.
Always conscerned when they are too busy to make an
activity report
Posted by: Braenyard
I'd take that as a positive sign. Hope they're just too busy bombing the fk out of eye-ran, to bother with posting!
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)
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SPCX closed, after hours, yesterday at ~113 (lowest yet) and Tesla closed at ~311, the lowest it's been in a good while.
If you think Elon's going to fail now's not a good time to buy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 26, 2026 01:02 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 01:03 AM (ibDUx)
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Only if Magnum was in it too....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2026 12:58 AM (VCgbV)
Then you’d have two old shifters that could not hook up.
But only one of em could sell you a reverse mortgage.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 01:04 AM (BGSp9)
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310 Back to the Future but only if fully functional and fully fueled (Mr. Fusion and some banana peels acceptable).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessi
Fusion powered anyting is a really dumb idea -- just as was Terminator III -- and the fusion pods cameo'd in it.
Bezo's backing fusion at the center of his orbital Babylon 5 rotating cylinder is ideal as both a dyson sphere, Ringworld like agricultural space as well as for, propulsion and truely stellar beamed propulsion, asteroid deflector and charged particle beam weapon -- gee, why didn't fELON think of that first?
cut scene: Harry Lime's fingers pushing against the welded sewer drain as fELON's filth an corruption foam up around his waist and Trump (in grand Rorschach style) looks down and says NO... because Bezo's delivered it all (with PRIME!)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 26, 2026 01:05 AM (7j9vo)
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Well, CENTCOM has no posting on their activity tonight.
Always conscerned when they are too busy to make an
activity report
Posted by: Braenyard
I'd take that as a positive sign. Hope they're just too busy bombing the fk out of eye-ran, to bother with posting!
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)
Perhaps their Twitter person had Taco Bell, and made several runs to the privy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2026 01:05 AM (qx7Zg)
327
Speaking of eye-ran, I got a chuckle at Powerline today:
tinyurl.com/3cnmdheb
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
328 Yes. We can thank Lucy for Star Trek. She went to bat for it and got them to give it a second chance.
And Roddenberry did want Martin Landau for the role of Spock. Also, they were thinking about Jack Lord for the role of Capt. Kirk.
Just imagine how that would've been. Beam me up, Dano! Or, Book 'im, Scotty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 01:10 AM (w6EFb)
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Teresa, I am glad that you enjoyed such a nice evening. Happy Birthday greetings to Mr. TiFW and Rebecca.
May God continue to keep safe our President and Armed Forces.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 01:10 AM (ibDUx)
331 Just thinking about Jack Lord's hair, and then The Shat's famous toupees. Night Court did a funny episode where Bull donned "The Shatner Turbo 2000" rug.
And that reminds me of ol' Burt Reynolds. There at the last in an interview, he recounted how it was The Shat who got him into the toupees, hooking him up with some famous rug-maker to the stars. Burt said looking back if he had to do it all over again, he'd just forget the toupee and go all natural.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
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327 Speaking of eye-ran, I got a chuckle at Powerline today:
tinyurl.com/3cnmdheb
Posted by: JQ
...already suggested, they want nuclear weapons, bury 100MTon (2xTSar bomb) at each site rigged to go.
Would be so big they couldn't be moved, and would leave neither mountain nor material behind, IRG wouldn't be able to deter their own crazies from setting it off -- but inside is really just a joker-like purple cloud which envelops the mountain with the message: we knew you'd do it/haHaHA...
which will demonstrate to the world precisely what they will do with it, or even more effecitve/portable WMD.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 26, 2026 01:20 AM (7j9vo)
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Tomorrow I am taking Mr. TiFW and Rebecca to see The Fifth Element on the big screen. I f'in hate that movie, but this is a birthday treat for the two of them, as they love it....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 26, 2026 01:01 AM (SRRAx)
I thought I was the only one who hated that movie. There was this time in the mid to late 90's where I felt movies drifted away from everything I had previously knew them to be. Either because I had outgrown them, something odd had taken place in Pedowood, or my dad and movie friend was gone.
I was never quite sure which it was or if it was all three. This was one of those movies.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2026 01:20 AM (vE0+H)
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Well, CENTCOM has no posting on their activity tonight.
Always conscerned when they are too busy to make an
activity report
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 26, 2026 12:59 AM (JS6jE)
X is useless in the topic tonight. Some say yes, CENTCOM is bombing tonight; some say No, Trump has declared a new cease fire tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2026 01:24 AM (ClnUm)
Bond is one of the very few things my father got into that I likewise got into, Thanks to him and ABC showing Bond flicks every so often.
And Knight Rider? Can you conceive of what that did for a seven year old boy? Once I heard the theme song I ran to the TV. Good times…
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 01:26 AM (An2iq)
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Oh, YES!!!
Thank you, Dark Lixtiquatal!
Posted by: JQ
It was good for me too.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 26, 2026 01:27 AM (DZ9Lv)
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Landau would've been a good Romulan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 01:10 AM (w6EFb)
But..he was awesome as Commander John Koenig.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 01:28 AM (An2iq)
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38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)
Was it…BOMBAY VINDALOO???
Posted by: Dream Theater at July 26, 2026 01:29 AM (An2iq)
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Yes. We can thank Lucy for Star Trek. She went to bat for it and got them to give it a second chance.
And Roddenberry did want Martin Landau for the role of Spock. Also, they were thinking about Jack Lord for the role of Capt. Kirk.
Just imagine how that would've been. Beam me up, Dano! Or, Book 'im, Scotty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Roddenberry was always Kryptonite to ST/IMHO. WrathOKhan wuz w/o Roddenberry, written by a non-ST fan who tricked method/actor Shatner into giving the performance he wanted (and wuz ideal) by wearing him down by repeating the same lines until his exasperation gave him the line he didn't think the director wanted -- deadpan'd/tired/morose -- which made the movie!
Contrast Roddenberry's most memorable contribution: (because it's true)
If their words were water they would Drown us All
-- yes, they will!
reversion to character: (obligatory cut-scene)
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell
Klingon Ambassador, libbing out-- there will be no peace as long as (charlie) Kirk lives!
LET's GO BRANDON! TRiUMPh!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 26, 2026 01:30 AM (7j9vo)
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It was good for me too.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
I know you guys are getting a bit old, but you forgot the link.
https://youtu.be/gZhlbP8CGMM
Posted by: mikeski is helping! at July 26, 2026 01:37 AM (VHUov)
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The funny thing about My Mother the Car is that she was full of snarky advice but never actually drove five feet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:24
You know Cicero...it just occurred to me that I am one of the last, of a few people ever alive on this planet, to have ever seen an original broadcast of My Mother the Car.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 26, 2026 01:38 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
346 My Mother the Car is always considered the biggest bomb ever, the Worst TV Show Ever, but it's not bad at all compared to the modern drek they turn out now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 01:54 AM (w6EFb)
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Farmer, I watched it once at a friend's house, my Mom was not big on TV viewing. Greetings to a fellow fossil.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 02:00 AM (ibDUx)
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I sort of remember My Mother the Car-- bro & I thought it was funny-- we were so little at the time.
Yes, agree that recent programs are total crap. Modern Family was especially irritating. Hubby was a constant channel-flipper, so didn't have to suffer much of it LOL.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)
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As soon as hubby went into nursing home, I dumped the *channel line up* and just kept cable internet. Cut the bill in half! It's still too high, though. Haven't pulled the trigger on StarLink yet.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)
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340 38 I just ate the spiciest lamb vindaloo of my life, and now I know why they shit in the street. Pray for me. Not even sure I'm kidding about this.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2+SeL)
Was it…BOMBAY VINDALOO???
Posted by: Dream Theater at July 26, 2026 01:29 AM (An2iq)
Y'know, maybe if you quit eating things that are poisonous.... you wouldn't shit like a goose and need a new asshole when yer done.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2026 02:09 AM (4ZZWr)
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Sweet dreams Horde, I stayed up too late last night.
Much obliged, JQ.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 26, 2026 02:22 AM (ibDUx)
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Yes, agree that recent programs are total crap. Modern Family was especially irritating. Hubby was a constant channel-flipper, so didn't have to suffer much of it LOL.
Posted by: JQ
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Every year I spend about 6 hrs on the phone Comcast/Xfinity.
My special offer is up and the price is double. So, after much jaw boning I have a new special offer and my old price.
I dumped cable years ago and would pull the TV out of the closet for football. It hasn't come out of the closet since they hit the first knee.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 26, 2026 02:24 AM (JS6jE)
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Not a sports fan here. Hubby isn't either. But he *needed* tv. :shrug:
I got a Roku because hub's room didn't have a cable to it & too much hassle to run the wire. Yay, wireless! But eventually he couldn't work the Roku remote, but was able to shuffle into living room for regular cable tv there.
I can live without "tv"-- spend more time on computer than I ever did just watching television. Only switch on the tv when visitors want to watch it.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 02:35 AM (rdVOm)
355
Dump pauses attack on Iran as certain military supplies are running low. Maybe the pentagon can fire dodge and tax cuts for the rich at them. BTW corpus christi texas despite being on the ocean is running out of water!
Posted by: raimondo at July 26, 2026 02:37 AM (TeBE8)
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Thanks again, Dark Lixtiquatal, I've been enjoying that concert tonight!
Bookmarked. Need to see if DVD is available!
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)
358 You know Cicero...it just occurred to me that I am one of the last, of a few people ever alive on this planet, to have ever seen an original broadcast of My Mother the Car.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take
You and the Apollo astronauts are a vanishing breed
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2026 02:43 AM (ixS3i)
359 Charlie Duke is still kicking pretty good. I saw the other day where he hosted some event commemorating the 57th anniversary of Apollo 11.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
360 My hope is that at least one of the Moonwalkers is still alive when we set foot on the lunar surface again. A living pass the torch kind of moment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 02:46 AM (w6EFb)
361 I saw the perfect example of that adage attributed to Mark Twain about never argue with a fool because onlookers will have trouble telling the difference.
It was one of these flat-earth gravity doesn't exist types, it's "density and buoyancy". They had a gravimetry expert on, some guy that does precision gravitational measurements using equipment sensitive enough to detect if Stacey Abrams happened to be close by. He got to trying to explain how buoyancy depends on gravity, and you can experimentally verify that gravity is an independent force that governs the whole thing.
He was patient at first, but then was reduced to a ranting, cursing, apparent wild man by the absolute density of the idiot, his inability to comprehend even the most basic statements he made.
The flat earth idiot maintained his own composure. The guy who knew what he was talking about was reduced to a ranting lunatic looking crazy person.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 02:51 AM (w6EFb)
362 Hush, rainman. The adults are talking.
Posted by: JQ
Picture a wall with an infinite number of thumbtacks stuck in it. Picture, too, an infinite supply of red yarn with which you can connect two thumbtacks. There is ray-ray's world and he gleefully flits among its infinite choices, all the while failing to make a lick of sense with his "connections".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2026 02:52 AM (ixS3i)
363 I went with her mother to gDaughter's horseback riding lesson today. It was a revelation to witness her perform all the necessary tasks to prepare for the exercise and to watch her ride, this child who stopped and turned to me with upraised arms to signal that it was time for me to carry her back home when she was eighteen months old.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2026 03:02 AM (ixS3i)
364 The four living Moonwalkers are Buzz Aldrin (96), David Scott (94), Harrison Schmitt (91) and Charlie Duke (90).
Charlie is the young one, and was the youngest man to walk the moon at the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 26, 2026 03:08 AM (w6EFb)
365
I know you guys are getting a bit old, but you forgot the link.
https://youtu.be/gZhlbP8CGMM
Posted by: mikeski is helping! at July 26, 2026 01:37 AM (VHUov)
A little tricky to get the link on an iPad. Thanks!
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 03:08 AM (pKv0r)
366
Man, can finally sit. Time for a shot. Its late, but screw it. They don't call it a night cap for nothing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2026 03:09 AM (S41Gd)
I got a text this morning reminding me that it's the last day to file for the Senate race in Maine.
By 1 pm I already signed a fraudulent mortgage agreement (on a Saturday! Money talks)
Then I got drunk and beat up some chicks and more or less sexually assaulted some more, but ran out of time.
Then three hours getting "Free Palestine" tatoo'd on my forehead in rainbow colors, and a not really Nazi thing on my LEFT pectoral. Sent money from some offshore accounts to ActBlue while in the chair. I expect some serious campaign cash by Venmo like now already.
Finally an oyster po-boy (heh) and off to bed with this crazy blue haired chick who is making my campaign t-shirts and who will find me to be the man she always wanted from the Most Wanted list.
Posted by: Miklos for Senate (dollars, Euros, yuan accepted) at July 26, 2026 03:10 AM (sxR7k)
Posted by: Miklos depends on the Layties' votes at July 26, 2026 03:16 AM (sxR7k)
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You and the Apollo astronauts are a vanishing breed
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2026 02:43
Times marches on. As evidenced by your granddaughter. Hope she realizes someday how lucky she was to be born here in such a loving family.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 26, 2026 03:17 AM (55Qr6)
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Heh. Rainman doesn't understand anything. Thinks mommy runs trains or whatever, because he doesn't know how she would *pull* such a thing.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 03:15 AM (rdVOm)
Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 26, 2026 03:23 AM (pKv0r)
I stand ready for the punishment. It is my own fault.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 03:57 AM (rdVOm)
He would probably demand you be naked since they don't like women wearing clothes, so you might as well just shoot the rotten bastard and be done with it. At that point you probably get to be grand nagus. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2026 04:02 AM (S41Gd)
LOL. I'm not a swindling Ferengi type. Much more respect for the Klingons, although I'd not want to be one of them.
Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2026 04:05 AM (rdVOm)
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Trying to keep my chin up. Today sucked really, and there's this HUGE question mark over hubby's health. It's not like him to be combative. This is new and scary.
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Which vehicle to pick depends on whether you're also choosing the associated 'Verse. If it's just a car made up like the one in the TV show or movie, then the A-Team's 1983 GMC Vandura would be very practical, or Magnum's 1979/81/84 Ferrari 308 GTS convertible would instantly make me 1000x as attractive (though I shudder to think how much the insurance would be).
If it would actually be the real thing, meaning that you would be choosing to live in the world where those events are realistic, then I'm not sure I would want to live in any of them. Most shows don't hold up well under scrutiny, and actually get rather horrifying the more you think about the implications. "Wait, slow down, rewind, everyone just ignored what? Like, that is *normal* in their minds?!"
I don't even mean sci-fi or sci-fantasy elements. I mean (supposedly) human elements, in ordinary, mundane, contemporary sitcoms and dramas. Although... on second thought, a world where serious vehicle accidents are stereotypically harmless could be nice. I could live in the A-Team world, I guess.
Posted by: SciVo at July 26, 2026 04:33 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 26, 2026 04:37 AM (BGSp9)
Saturday Evening Movie Post [moviegique]: "F For Fake" (1973)
If we rely on experts because they know more than we do, how do we know they're experts?
Orson Welles asks us this tantalizing and startlingly contemporary question at the beginning of "F for Fake". In context, however, he is talking about the world of art, which I think we all realize now is basically just a form of money laundering and source of psyops.
Preach, sister.
This is labeled as a documentary because there isn't really a filmed category for "essays". So we'll pretend this is a documentary and discuss what it's putatively about.
An early 20th century artist named Elmyr de Hory found that he could not get traction as a painter. To hear him tell it, the critics were squashing him and saying he wasn't a real artist or something of that sort. And so he demonstrated his prowess by imitating all their darlings.
He imitated them so well, the story goes, that his artworks hang in many major museums under names like "Matisse," "Picasso," "Modigliani" and so on.
Clifford Irving, an American novelist, befriended de Hory when visiting Ibiza, and the artist asked the novelist to write his biography. This biography generated a lot of heat at the time, including some police attention.
Would you buy a Picasso from this man?
Irving went on to write Howard Hughes' autobiography. Hughes had been a recluse for over a decade, but Irving claimed to have gotten in touch with him, and gotten authorization for his life story. As it turns out, he hadn't gotten in touch with Hughes at all, he just figured no one would know, since Hughes was a recluse. And the checks sent to Hughes' wife turned out to be deposited by Irving's wife in Switzerland, who opened an account under the name of "Helga R. Hughes".
Irving would spend time in jail for his fraud, but would then go on to profit mightily from a book he wrote about the hoax.
You can easily see why this would amuse Welles, who tells this story as snippets as he travels around Ibiza, eating at restaurants, joining in de Hory's parties, and occasionally doing dramatic readings. This wonderful Kipling poem, for example, pops up twice:
When the flush of a newborn sun fell first on Eden's green and gold, Our father Adam sat under the Tree and scratched with a stick in the mold; And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, Till the Devil whispered behind the leaves: "It's pretty, but is it Art?"
One of the many wonderful aspects of this film is how Welles is front-and-center for most of it, yet he never makes it about himself. He presents himself as a knowledgeable and trustworthy guide to the historical happenings. A beautiful woman is showcased at the front of the film, and appears (almost furtively) throughout, and in the end she becomes central to the story.
She also wears fewer and fewer clothes.
This is one of those movies that is best to go in more-or-less blind, so I'll end the description here. We'll pretend this is a documentary and use the three-point scale:
Subject matter: It's important, but which aspects of it are important is debatable. Art is critical to society's health; art critics are another matter.
Presentation: Terrific. Welles is engaging, he illustrates his points in a variety of unusual ways. He starts the movie doing close magic. At other points, he's centered in the camera, but clearly reading cue-cards that are at different angles. Maybe that's not deliberate, you could argue, but he also does the classic two-shot style interview, where the camera switches between the interviewer and interviewee, and they're completely unmatched. He's showing you that he's editing this, which all lends to the "fake" of things.
Slant: Definitely toward fakery. Welles' enjoys the mischievous aspects of storytelling and, he tells us, the experts are faking as much as anyone, so maybe don't trust what you see.
Our host, Stanley Sheff, is building up to showing Welles' final, completed project ("The Orson Welles Show"). We disagree on the impact of Welles' broadcast of "The War of the Worlds" with me taking the stance that the broadcast really didn't panic America, that that was mostly hype (and an attempt by newspapers to present radio as unreliable) and that Welles played up the hype both for career advancement (it got him the contract that led to Citizen Kane) and because it amused him.
That aside Sheff is a real expert and lived (maybe lives?) in the shadow of the Golden Age of Hollywood. He has a Sirius show under the name of his alter ego Maxwell DeMille and you can check out some of his reels on his official site.
It's 1973 and Orson can still rock a hat and cloak.
Updates: After our long streak of good, new movies (ended, tragically, by "Coroner to the Stars"), Hollywood has dumped its summer slop on us, and we've fallen back on late night showings of Terry Gilliam movies at the Nuart.
Also: My new book "Lair of the White Worm" (based on Bram Stoker's last novel) is coming out at the end of August. If you want to be an advance reader or on the mailing list, drop me a line at dsblake.com. (Literally "i@...".)
The Buaku gang has entered an auction house in Newport City that is full of priceless artifacts to steal one painting. And the mercenary unit the Red Commandos has been hired to protect that painting.
In the ensuing tussle, both sides blow up the auction house.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 07:43 PM (2GVsD)
6
"The Cheat" (1915) When the Long Island smart-set picks the ditziest dame around as treasurer of their swanky charity, you gotta expect some trouble. Fannie Ward sizzles! (Spoiler: Short United Copper.)
youtube.com/watch?v=V2LEW__ig2Y
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Every institution of modern life- Medicine, Politics, Sports, Edumacation, Hollywood, Churches, has proven to be bankrupt in every way. The Art World was just quicker to jump the shark.
Posted by: Der Volkischer Beobachter at July 25, 2026 07:46 PM (JM9I6)
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Interesting fact about Welles. I saw a short part of an interview with him where he trashed Elia Kazan for turning in Hollywood types during the Red "Scare."
Funny, but these guys weren't just looking for a utopia, they meant to destroy the republic. Sorta lost a bit of respect for Orson for that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 07:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Gique, your version of "Lair" --- more Stoker, or more Ken Russell?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)
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Fun Fact: A buddy's aunt went down to the radio station to watch her friends broadcast their show, then head out with them to go to a party afterwards.
Yes, one of her friends was Orson Welles, and yes, it was Halloween.
Posted by: Fritzy at July 25, 2026 07:53 PM (2GIh1)
17Guess everyone's busy. Must be dinner time.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It's quiet.
Too quiet.....
[temporarily the Music Thread]
A shorter art forgery story, about Tom Keating:
Big Big Train - Judas Unrepentant
https://youtu.be/n_i-uqGNzgU&t=114
(You get a drum solo lead-in if you leave off the t=114 part.)
And the band's notes on the song:
https://tinyurl.com/5um72awu
[/temporarily the Music Thread]
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 07:55 PM (VHUov)
You piqued my curiosity. Now, you have my attention.
Posted by: Croaker at July 25, 2026 07:56 PM (8+aXk)
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Viewing over the past few days has consisted largely of Bradbury adaptations (Fahrenheit, a number of the RB Theater episodes, The Illustrated Man), and the reading has also been mostly Bradbury.
Haven't seen F for Fake, but it sounds like fun.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 07:58 PM (q3u5l)
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Welles had a good speaking voice, he affected some sort of accent but it wasn’t over the top. One of the few actors where it doesn’t sound like he’s reading from a script (because, let’s face it, they are)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 07:59 PM (xW0Xo)
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I've been watching some older movies recently. I found Edge of Eternity to be really great. It's a B movie thriller mystery that rises above its humble state with a great protagonist backstory with an almost linear rise in tension to the climax with a harrowing ending. Just great.
I watched South Pacific while high and found it to be great too. I know the use of color was controversial and panned by some critics but I found it worked really well as a way of showing love breaking into reality.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 25, 2026 08:00 PM (DbmIv)
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"One of the few actors where it doesn’t sound like he’s reading from a script"
He's so good, he could play a character who's reading from a script, and you'd totes believe it, even though he's only acting.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 08:04 PM (yEz+x)
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Paola Mori, Oja Kodar. Guy had a thing for vowely named chicks.
Posted by: gp at July 25, 2026 08:05 PM (Jr5Lq)
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So I saw "The Odyssey" the other night. I will say that I found it compelling viewing and the three hours flew by. I even acclimated to Matt Damon's Boston Irish mug, which was my first hurdle in the casting relay. It sort of lurched from one set piece to the next. The final battle between Ulysses and the suitors, though, is epic.
The odd casting decisions were clearly to generate buzz, bad or good, because Lupita Nyongo and Ellen Page had very little screen time. He could have hired anybody else. So Nolan is being disingenuous if he claims he had no idea it would be that controversial. No such thing as bad publicity!
There's the usual issues with Nolan: muddy sound making dialog unintelligible, shaky cam, sloppy writing, and cutting back and forth in the timeline. I felt he dropped key elements of the story. Like when Ulysses turned around and told Polyphemus "It was not Nobody who blinded you, but Ulysses of Ithaca!".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:06 PM (kpS4V)
It's billed as one of those "liminal horror" movies so popular with the kids right now, and I suppose it is in a way.
But, really it's more of a psychological puzzle that's an allegory for personal and social responsibility in engaging the real world as opposed to the online/game world and indirectly addresses the falling birthrate in Japan.
*Whew* Pretty heavy lifting for a 95 minute movie, but there are no lecture at all. It all told within the context of the story with almost no dialogue.
This is definitely a "dig my groove" movie. Excellent acting, directing, story but very very slow burning.
If you can catch its vibe, you'll enjoy "Exit 8" a lot.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 08:06 PM (iJfKG)
I frequently watch films for the first time long after most people have already seen them & forgotten about them.
I'm sure that's the case with this 25-yr-old film.
I was blown away by how well it was filmed-- especially the vacant streets of London shot from unusual camera angles. I also liked the unusual plot twist half way through the film which catches the viewer by surprise, i.e., that zombies aren't the ONLY menace.
At the box office, 28 Days Later brought in 10X it's budget. It also very good reviews, & spawned 2 sequels.
The director first got noticed for Trainspotters, which I also liked a lot. It was because of Trainspotters that I decided to take a chance on this low budget zombie flick.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)
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15 Gique, your version of "Lair" --- more Stoker, or more Ken Russell?
More on the Stoker side but as I tried to excavate what I thought he was going for, I ended up borrowing from his other books, and also Robert E. Howard, Anthony Trollope, Jane Austen, and other adjacent literary traditions.
MST3K, Rifftrax and 372 Pages (in particular) were influential, though I play this completely straight. (Straight but not without humor.)
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I did a painting that contains six copies of famous abstract expressionist paintings or part of them to show how easy it was to copy that crap. See nic.
Rothko
Mondrian
Kandinsky
Pollock
Miro
Motherwell
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)
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Gique, I see your book cover is in the time-honored horror tradition of girl in diaphanous gown escaping spooky castle at night.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:11 PM (kpS4V)
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Caught Chimes at Midnight a couple of years ago. A good movie that really held your attention . Between that The Magnificent Ambersons, Citizen Kane and A Touch of Evil, makes a pretty good career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:12 PM (xh8GK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:12 PM (kpS4V)
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Looking forward to reading it.
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I started writing it in...around the beginning of 2020, I think, and it's one of my favorites of things I have written. I'm a sucker for the prose-style, and it I can just pick up a passage and it'll make me smile.
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Best art related movie is the Thomas Crown Affair.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)
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I think Orson Wells best acted movie is The Long Hot Summer with Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 08:16 PM (KC5Lt)
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34 Gique, I see your book cover is in the time-honored horror tradition of girl in diaphanous gown escaping spooky castle at night.
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So, what I want (what I really, really want) is Arabella coming at the reader in her (gratuitously sexy) white dress, with the castle in the background, a giant white snake wrapped around the turret, and a man at the top challenging it with a spear.
Unfortunately, this signals all kinds of things (I'm told) that gothic horror people don't go for. You can't make the girl too magical looking or readers will think "dark fantasy", you can't put in a snake because readers will think "creature feature" (which in this context means more "Attack of the Crabs" rather than lurking sinister snake), and you can't put anything on the cover that distracts from the main focus.
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Between that The Magnificent Ambersons... makes a pretty good career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:12 PM (xh8GK)
Wandering around an antique store earlier in the week, I came upon a Booth Tarkington novel. It wasn't the Ambersons, but something else. I didn't buy it. What I did find elsewhere will be revealed tomorrow on the Book Thread.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 08:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
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@33 funniest art story of the last ten years occurred a couple of years ago when a Mondrian painting was discovered to have been hanging upside down for the last 75: years.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:19 PM (xh8GK)
4325 Thx moviegique.
Welles despite being immensely fat was married to Paola Mori and lived with her in one place and Oja Kodar in another. Busy fat guy
Posted by: Smell the Glove
'looks up both gals'
Orson had a type.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 08:20 PM (Hpgos)
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35 Caught Chimes at Midnight a couple of years ago. A good movie that really held your attention . Between that The Magnificent Ambersons, Citizen Kane and A Touch of Evil, makes a pretty good career
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It's tragic if you look into it. After having unprecedented freedom with "Kane," he ends up in a disastrous documentary shoot, trapped in Brazil while "Ambersons" is tested after the musical comedy "The Fleet's In" and the teenage-heavy audience walked out or yelled at the screen.
The studio head panics and tries to recut Ambersons and reshoot it in a less broody way, just savaging it. What's left is still one of the most amazing films ever made.
Then a similar thing happens with "Girl from Shanghai".
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Speaking of "Attack of the Crabs", I'm reading a book by Grady Hendrix on cheesy paperback covers of yesteryore and killer crabs were their own sub-subgenre.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:20 PM (kpS4V)
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Wells also makes a fine corrupt lawman in A Touch of Evil.
His last film, I THINK, was Falstaff. He ran out of money and had to film it over the course of 20 years or so, as a result. I didn't care for it.
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I saw "The Long Walk" from last year. Brave AI is claiming that Koushun Takami read it and adapted it for "Battle Royale" and of course it's all over "The Hunger Games" although Suzanne Collins claims she didn't read it.
It was one of King's first novel(la)s and it shows in the movie. The worldbuilding is subpar. I think the movie tries to improve on what was in King's story, splicing in some tropes from Hunger Games.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V)
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Welles had a brief turn as Father Mapple in the Huston Moby Dick; caught that this week looking at some Bradbury stuff, and RB wrote the script for that one.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 08:28 PM (q3u5l)
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45 Speaking of "Attack of the Crabs", I'm reading a book by Grady Hendrix on cheesy paperback covers of yesteryore and killer crabs were their own sub-subgenre.
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We covered "Night of the Crabs" on 372, which is why my mind went to that title. ("Attack of the Crab Monsters" signaled Corman's shift from Western to Horror.)
It starts out better than 95% of the books we've read, but you can tell there was no editing for continuity, nor any real idea of where the story was going. But, yeah, it was Guy N. Smith's cash cow for a while. ("Guy! More crabs!")
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OrangeEnt , I await the book thread with baited breath
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:22 PM (xh8GK)
I have you hooked, eh?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 08:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Maurice LeMarche, of course.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V)
Well, crud. Was just gonna do a Maurice LeMarche joke.
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 08:29 PM (0aYVJ)
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mnw,
I saw 28 Days Later when it came out in a theater. It was really really good. And being a medical type person, it was scary ag because I just KNEW evil scientists were doing this sort of shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 08:30 PM (eFajJ)
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@44 moviegique, as I recall a lot was cut and destroyed so they couldn't make a "director's cut"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:31 PM (xh8GK)
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John Candy did a really good Orson Wells impersonation on SCTV.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 08:32 PM (0aYVJ)
65 Not a movie but I sure am enjoying the old "Malcolm in the Middle" reruns on Hulu.
What a great show that was! At least 3-4 good laughs per show.
Very well-written and observed esp if you are a guy and had brothers or boy children.
Don't bother with the reboot. It's a screaming pile of woke poo. Seriously, they ruin all of the characters. Avoid.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 08:33 PM (iJfKG)
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Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 08:33 PM (iJfKG
I got through one episode of the reboot and bailed.
I am loving the King of the Hill reboot and really liking the Scrubs reboot.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)
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Now, if they never make another piece of poo like "Animal Farm", I can trust them again.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 08:26 PM (
In their defense, they didn’t make it, but they did distribute. Which is bad enough.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 08:38 PM (4g5V+)
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56 I saw "The Long Walk" from last year. Brave AI is claiming that Koushun Takami read it and adapted it for "Battle Royale" and of course it's all over "The Hunger Games" although Suzanne Collins claims she didn't read it.
It was one of King's first novel(la)s and it shows in the movie. The worldbuilding is subpar. I think the movie tries to improve on what was in King's story, splicing in some tropes from Hunger Games.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE)
Heaven forfend if the movie is an improvement on the novella, because the movie is terrible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 08:38 PM (2+SeL)
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That Grady Hendrix book re: 70s and 80s horror paperbacks is called Paperbacks from Hell; Hendrix and co-author Will Errickson put together a line of reprints for Valancourt Books (series is winding down with only a few titles left to go) and have usually kept the original covers too. Quite a few of 'em are worth a look. Search for paperbacks from hell valancourt books and you should find them. IIRC a few have served as the basis for films (Ken Greenhall's Hell Hound, and a couple of others I think).
Thought Welles was good in The Stranger too, but years and years since I've seen it.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 08:39 PM (q3u5l)
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48 Orson had his way with Rita Hayworth . Respect .
Per Stanley Sheff when he worked with him on "The Orson Welles Show" (never-to-be-aired until this coming Fall), he was still broken up by his relationship with her.
56 I saw "The Long Walk" from last year.
It's so, so dumb. A lot of it is that King's book has a kind of not-quite-literal aspect to it.
I mean, TLW set me off on a BIG OL' RANT about how stupid it was.
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because the movie is terrible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 08:38 PM (2+SeL)
Stephen King wrote "Long Walk" as a sophomore in college so, yeah, nobody wanted to publish it then, either. Until 1979 after King was already famous and then they did it under the Bachman avatar.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 08:46 PM (gKWVE)
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If anyone is interested in "the process", I actually kept a blog for a while as I rewrote LotWW. Kinda fun.
Posted by: school shootings ftw, oops, don't tell King at July 25, 2026 08:54 PM (gKWVE)
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Be very quiet...My new cat Chloe is exploring my office...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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[makes mousey scurrying noises]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 08:55 PM (XeU6L)
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So I watched Disclosure Day last night. Good movie- I'll watch it again.
It's reminiscent of Close Encounters in that there is a small group of people who are drawn in to the central premise, pitched against the quasi-government black SUV people. Emily Blunt is amazing.
With a title like 'Disclosure Day', you expect a big reveal in the last act, and this movie knocks it out of the park in that regard. No punches pulled.
Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2026 08:57 PM (ZxPkt)
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mnw,
The entire premise of the movie is terrifying. Because you know they are already doing this sort of shit.
Look at Covid.
But instead of an upper respiratory disease, it’s a rage induced mental illness.
Scary shit, man.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 08:59 PM (ZmTY1)
81 I noticed that Criterion is playing "The Last Temptation of Christ" currently.
The movie sounds pretty heretical and they did pick the ugliest guy in Hollywood to play Jesus...well, I suppose Tor Johnson as the Christ might've been worse...maybe...
Anyway, it's Scorsese so I might give it a whirl tonight and see what I think.
Any thoughts?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 09:01 PM (iJfKG)
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Four movies we suffered through this week. Common characteristics: Low-budget, no-name acting, goofy, and most importantly free on YouTube. None have the movie title in the video title, indicative of copyright-dodging uploaders.
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Maybe Someday (1:41:4 https://youtu.be/y-QMeCS54CA
"Hal is a directionless twenty-something whose life is going nowhere fast — until a teenage girl appears claiming to be his daughter from the future."
Is she or not is in question at first. Don't take it too seriously. Or worry about the time-glitches. Just have fun.
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Imitation Girl (1:20:43)
"A mysterious woman from another world explores human emotions, identity, and desire as she searches for her earthly double in this haunting, dreamlike sci-fi drama."
https://youtu.be/MSOWq6Zc7b8
A slow build-up, flashing back and forth between the alien learning earth ways and the girl she's imitating, a porn actress. (Not much explicit sex, considering the premise.) If you like a movie that ends with a thud leaving lots of unresolved threads, just when it should start getting interesting, this is for you.
Super High (1:16:57)
https://youtu.be/NDMR86gc_Sw
"Lighting up with a mysterious new strain, three stoner friends suddenly gain superpowers"
Mildly amusing. Lots of toking, without total saturation of cheech&chong drooling stoner "humor." The girl is cute. Crooked cop played flatly by son of Keith Carradine.
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"Three wannabe UFO hunters open a ridiculous shop called G.U.F.O.R.S. (Global Unidentified Flying Object Research and Services)… and accidentally trigger the biggest alien encounter since Roswell!"
Real or hoax? Doesn't matter. It's dumb, lamely acted, and cheap. Sort-of a Ghostbusters without the talent, effects, or conclusion. Watch if it came on the only broadcast channel on a rainy afternoon.
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I saw "The Last Temptation of Christ" maybe 25 years ago. It was Gospel of Mark from the assumption that Jesus isn't really Christ. If you're not a Christian, TLToC is about as good as the movie gets.
Better off with "Life of Brian". Which was done before TLToC so TLToC is redundant. Also "Brian" has jokes.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 09:04 PM (gKWVE)
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I noticed that Criterion is playing "The Last Temptation of Christ" currently.
The movie sounds pretty heretical and they did pick the ugliest guy in Hollywood to play Jesus...well, I suppose Tor Johnson as the Christ might've been worse...maybe...
Anyway, it's Scorsese so I might give it a whirl tonight and see what I think.
Any thoughts?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 09:01 PM (iJfKG)
I really like the book and the movie. It is heretical. But it's interesting.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 09:06 PM (2+SeL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 09:06 PM (2+SeL)
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Two of my favorites; H G Wells and Orson Welles. And, I think it prophetic that HG Wells could write out a plot in the late 1800's that explains in the present why no one has any pictures of space aliens on their I-phone walking the Earth.
Posted by: Orson at July 25, 2026 09:07 PM (dIske)
Like giving cross sex hormones to already mentally ill people.
Hmmmm. Who would encourage that?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 09:12 PM (yEz+x)
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Of course, I knew immediately which scene Puddleglum was referencing, as I used to quote it from memory all the time. And I saw LoB in a West Side movie theater last year, and you could feel the uncomfortableness.
I can't comment on Scorsese 'cause I don't like him. *shrug* Just a weird mgique thing.
I did just see "12 Monkeys" last night at the Nuart and it is excellent, and also ... shockingly prophetic is some odd ways.
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Any thoughts?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 09:01 PM (iJfKG
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It was interesting that the Devil tempted Christ with the dream of being an ordinary man. Much more appealing than power or riches. Just shuck off all that responsibility, and live a regular life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 09:15 PM (kpS4V)
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It was interesting that the Devil tempted Christ with the dream of being an ordinary man. Much more appealing than power or riches. Just shuck off all that responsibility, and live a regular life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 09:15 PM (kpS4V)
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For those who have a destiny that will shape the world for millennia, I can see that it would be tempting to lay down that burden or surrender it to someone else.
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The idea that Christ could be tempted by everyday, daily life is intriguing, and doesn't seem to me farfetched or sacrilegious.
Posted by: mnw
He was human, after all.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 09:19 PM (1avBY)
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I never watched Last Temptation, not because of the subject matter, but because Willem Dafoe is a creepy MFer and I do not like him at all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 09:22 PM (0aYVJ)
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The angelic-seeming boy who delivers the alternatives to Jesus slowly shows a more malevolent side as he promotes a callous attitude toward others.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 09:23 PM (kpS4V)
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Angel Studios has done a mini series called "Temptation" about Paul. The setting and casting are all just wrong .
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 09:25 PM (abScH)
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My daughter loves Nolan and had us watch some of his early movies, but I've not enjoyed any of his stuff since Inception. Interstellar and Dunkirk were huge disappointments, no desire to watch a second time.
At some point I expect I'll see Tenant & Odyssey, but there just don't seem to be many realistic or likeable characters in his movies.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 25, 2026 09:26 PM (KaHlS)
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In the Last Temptation of Christ the Virgin Mary was played by Verna Bloom who also played Mrs Dean Wormer in Animal House. I don't know why that cracked me up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 09:26 PM (xh8GK)
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Heh. I can beat that, Mike: I haven't liked a Nolan movie since "Insomnia".
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100 Heh. I can beat that, Mike: I haven't liked a Nolan movie since "Insomnia".
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 25, 2026 09:27 PM (K40fF)
And that one is apparently borrowed from Norway. I'd like to see the original.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 09:29 PM (2+SeL)
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I just added F for Fake to my HBOMax queue. It sounds intriguing!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 25, 2026 09:29 PM (Lzhdy)
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Hard to think of a bad Orson Welles film. He never made "Inland Empire" after all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 09:30 PM (CHHv1)
104Heh. I can beat that, Mike: I haven't liked a Nolan movie since "Insomnia".
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 25, 2026 09:27 PM (K40fF)
And that one is apparently borrowed from Norway. I'd like to see the original.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 09:29 PM (2+SeL)
I thought the original was better.
I'm not sure, but I felt like Nolan or his actors especially robin Williams didn't really understand the characters.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 09:32 PM (iJfKG)
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Quite apart from portraying Jesus as too human (historically a touchy subject), The Last Temptation has him doubting his identity as the son of God.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 09:34 PM (2+SeL)
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He's so good, he could play a character who's reading from a script, and you'd totes believe it, even though he's only acting.
Posted by: gp at July 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Jr5Lq)
And do it with that little twinkle in his eye. What an amazing guy.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 09:36 PM (hmYU4)
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I sure got that wrong. Angel studios "Testament" not temptation.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 09:36 PM (abScH)
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Really like The Dark Knight, largely because of Heath Ledger's Joker
Looked forward to Dunkirk, and I thought Nolan screwed up badly. Haven't seen Oppenheimer or Tenant
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 09:37 PM (xh8GK)
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Saw Last Temptation when it first showed up on VHS (or was it early HBO or Cinemax) and remember almost nothing about it. Ditto the novel, read years earlier.
I do know that I don't feel like sitting through it again.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 09:38 PM (q3u5l)
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Michael Corleone just killed Sollozo and McCloskey
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 09:39 PM (xh8GK)
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"Michael Corleone just killed Sollozo and McCloskey"
At least he's putting his time to good use.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 09:40 PM (q3u5l)
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Orson Welles was good to great in everything he was in because even in bad films, he was fully committed.
He was even good as the planet devouring robot, Unicron.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 09:40 PM (XV/Pl)
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Anxiously awaiting season 6 of "The Chosen" and Mel Gibson's movie about the Resurrection.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 09:41 PM (abScH)
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And that one is apparently borrowed from Norway. I'd like to see the original.
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Oh, me, too. Or maybe it's Sweden? Oh, they changed the character to fit in Skaarsgaaaaard.
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Speaking of Willem Dafoe, he plays Max Schreck in "Shadow of the Vampire" where John Malkovich plays F. W. Murnau making "Nosfeeratu", and Schreck is the actor he hires to play him, not realizing Schreck is actually a vampire.
So in a creepy movie about creepy things, Dafoe trumps Malkovich!
Shadow of the Vampire flew completely under my radar (not hard to do any more); sounds delightful, though. Thanks for the heads up.
And re little things one misses -- Google the name Larry Wilcox and you'll get a zillion hits probably. So when I was seeing that name as a producer on the Ray Bradbury Theater, I thought nothing of it. But yes, that's the same Larry Wilcox who spent years on a motorcycle in CHIPS.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 09:47 PM (q3u5l)
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@118 I thought Shadow of the the Vampire was good. Very dark humor
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 09:48 PM (xh8GK)
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> Pretty much every film he made was f***d with by the studios.
Yep. And on the other hand, his biggest commercial success was "The Stranger" and he hated it. The studio had put a leash on him and he created the least Welles movie in his oeuvre.
I knew going in that Wells had had to start and stop production over a long period of time, because of money troubles.
I thought that showed. The sound track is so muddy, it was very hard for me to understand what the actors were saying. The cinematography seemed to me like a gray blob. I had expected to like it, but I didn't.
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I think Life of Brian is one of the best satires ever. And the Pythons made a point to say he was mistaken for Jesus, he wasn’t Him. So they stayed just on this side of being sacreligious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:49 PM (ClnUm)
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Also movie tangential, I've nearly finished my Plex replacement, I just have to incorporate a resume feature and refine it a little more and make it wife friendly, but the Roku app works and you can view the movie and tv show library and play what you want to play.
I use The Movie Database API to pull down all of the movie info, cast info and metadata, so for all intents and purposes, it's Plex.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 25, 2026 09:50 PM (q3u5l)
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Have a real night, guys. I'm off. I'll check in later.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 25, 2026 09:48 PM (K40fF)
Well!
(puts down espresso)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2026 09:50 PM (1Ff7Z)
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118 Speaking of Willem Dafoe, he plays Max Schreck in "Shadow of the Vampire" where John Malkovich plays F. W. Murnau making "Nosfeeratu", and Schreck is the actor he hires to play him, not realizing Schreck is actually a vampire.
So in a creepy movie about creepy things, Dafoe trumps Malkovich!
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 25, 2026 09:43 PM (K40fF)
Hilarious when Schreck turned diva and made demands.
Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2026 09:51 PM (Q+gd/)
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Speaking of Willem Dafoe, he plays Max Schreck in "Shadow of the Vampire" where John Malkovich plays F. W. Murnau making "Nosfeeratu", and Schreck is the actor he hires to play him, not realizing Schreck is actually a vampire.
So in a creepy movie about creepy things, Dafoe trumps Malkovich!
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books)
You beat me to it. I was about to recommend "Shadow of the Vampire". Dafoe is perfect for that role.
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2026 09:52 PM (lJ0H4)
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I think Life of Brian is one of the best satires ever. And the Pythons made a point to say he was mistaken for Jesus, he wasn’t Him. So they stayed just on this side of being sacreligious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:49 PM (ClnUm)
In many ways it's my favorite Python film. Son likes it as well, and he is an evangelical Christian. I am a wayward Catholic.
Working on that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)
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Dafoe is in a terrible movie that I really enjoy for some reason: White Sands. Also, Mickey Rourke.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (2+SeL)
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Ancient news and hardly any sort of content tip, but even tho I like gangster movies and own all the big ones on physical media, I had never watched The Sopranos. Got the entire series on DVD and finally have been able to start watching it. (TV is in public area of the house, it's too violent and profane for the wife, and we have a 12 year old adopted daughter who is NOT watching it due to me. I just retired so have the house to myself sometimes)
They weren't kidding that it was great!. Almost done with the first season and to me it's better than Goodfellas and darn close to Godfather I and Ii. (Although Godfather gets points for being a period piece, and its more mythical, but of course less realistic). Of course this is kind of like saying "Hey, The Beatles WERE really special "but hey its the film thread lol
Posted by: Azjaeger at July 25, 2026 10:02 PM (3/XaG)
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>>> 135 Dafoe is in a terrible movie that I really enjoy for some reason: White Sands. Also, Mickey Rourke.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2026 10:01 PM (2+SeL)
*Someone* dies at the end, but I saw it many years ago and can't remember who. Does that count as a spoiler?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 10:07 PM (vDZgA)
Hobby Thread - July 25, 2026 [TRex]
Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. For this week, the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) is feeling lucky and decided on a Las Vegas travel theme for this Hobby Thread.
[Top artwork: The Strip, by polynikes]
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We haven't done a travel theme on the Hobby Thread for a while, so why not now? Love it or hate it, many have traced a path through Las Vegas. Some go back regularly and one visit is enough for others.
Gambling? Shows? Food? Clubs? Pools? Shopping? Conferences? Concerts as the Sphere? The Formula One race? What's the draw for you? Where are your favorite places?
What (legal) features or attractions do you like best? Is it the Bellagio fountain or Chihuly glass ceiling in the lobby? Is it the gondola street scene at the Venetian? Is it the roller coaster at New York New York? Blue Man Group? How about the neon sign museum? What about the Boring Tunnel loop? Watching for Janet flights?
The broader surrounding area has travel options as well. Let's talk the Nellis Air Show or Las Vegas Motor Speedway. How about the scale and engineering of Hoover Dam or the Valley of Fire or Red Rock Canyon? Anyone use Las Vegas as a jumping off point to chase aliens around Rachel or watch for secret aircraft flying in or out of Groom Lake or Tonopah? How about visiting the Spring Mountain Motor Resort near Pahrump?
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What are you hobbying?
Las Vegas is not everyone's favorite but give the content a chance before you judge. In any event, the thread is not limited to to the theme. Anything (legal) you are hobbying is welcome. Even if the theme does not speak to you, you might learn something or be entertained. If not, find something else or offer something else relating to hobbying. If all of that fails, just check in and say hello.
As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. Leave politics and religion to threads elsewhere (unless your hobby is building or restoring churches). Pants? We don't need no stinking pants. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.
Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.
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I could sit and watch the Bellagio fountains all night. I might have.
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What's inside the Sphere?
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Things that go boom:
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A driving tour of the strip:
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I know what you're thinking. "Las Vegas is missing a hotel with a giant heart-shaped LED screen." You may be in luck!
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Evel Knievel's jump at Ceasar's Palace in 1967:
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How does Hoover Dam work? This is the best animation I've ever seen. It is over an hour, so save it for when you have time to watch in full.
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Valley of Fire driving tour:
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Volume up:
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Not Las Vegas, but marble carving is fascinating and qualifies as a hobby or hobby-adjacent:
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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did a metal working theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.
Notable comments from last week:
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Special thanks to polynikes for permission to show off his artwork!
Words of wisdom:
"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).
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Reminder: if you put links in the comments, use a URL shortener and describe what you're linking to. Failing to do either or both makes you barrel-eligible. Don't make people click to find out what you're linking.
Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Or just email to say hello. Do mighty things.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:34 PM (wzUl9)
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Went to 1 cassino while at a temporary duty at Nellis AFB, thoow a few coins in a slot but wasn't 21 yet anyway.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)
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I've never been to Las Vegas. Visiting LA by plane is as close as I've come, unless Tucson, AZ, is closer as the jet flies. I love the desert; I've been to northern New Mexico several times, and to Carlsbad and the Caverns once. And maybe Amarillo, TX, and Palo Duro Canyon sort of qualify as desert, though I know that's really the High Plains.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)
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Dons flashy white suit, sunglasses, grabs imaginary microphone...
VIVA LAS VEGAS.....VIVA LAS VEGAS...VIVA. VIVA VIVA LAS VEGASSSSSSSD!
Thank you, thank you very much.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 05:37 PM (QGaXH)
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Gambling? Shows? Food? Clubs? Pools? Shopping? Conferences? Concerts as the Sphere? The Formula One race? What's the draw for you? Where are your favorite places?
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One of the casinos used to have a pretty decent Duesenberg (sp?) museum. I don't know if they still have it.
You know what else is legal in some rural areas in Nevada?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 05:40 PM (QGaXH)
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Pipe smoking hobby: I bought a new-to-me vintage pipe last week, a Comoy's rusticated straight pot-bowl stamped "Made in London England." A good smoker, even if it is a little short for my taste. And a previous owner replaced the stem with one that has twin bores. That doesn't affect the smoke, but it is hard to get a pipe cleaner down there while the session is going on. I have to find a narrower brand of cleaners, wait until the smoke is done and the pipe cools (which I'm doing now), or have a new and longer stem with one large tube made up. There's a lady in Pennsylvania who does that -- she's replaced stems on three of my pipes now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:41 PM (wzUl9)
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Can't comment about Vegas as I have never been west of the Mississippi River. I will follow TRex's admonition: "Anything (legal) you are hobbying is welcome. "
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 05:41 PM (yTvNw)
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Thought maybe been to that Valley of Fire as we went out to mountains in desert and vlimed one but only remember it was all but to California.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)
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My niece is a stage manager in Las Vegas. Got her masters at UNLV and went right to work for a production company there. She loves it there.
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2026 05:42 PM (lJ0H4)
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I saw that polynikes painting before. You have to look twice to see it isn't a photo. Remarkable.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 05:43 PM (yTvNw)
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The first time I went to Las Vegas, I was only six years old, so I was not able to fully enjoy what Las Vegas had to offer then.
I did get an opportunity to take a trip to Las Vegas as an adult for a conference. It was fun.
Though the only gambling I did was on a penny slot machine where I lost the sum total of $1.
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Mostly remember the trip to Nellis it was in August, 120 degrees when we landed. Even in morning it was still in 90s. But on a ride to the Grand Canyon it had to drop to no higher than 60 as we stayed in desert outside and froze to death. Some slept on car hood as it was warm.
Hiked down the Grand Canyon next day
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0)
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Seems to me the time to go to Vegas would be in the winter. Even at night there, the desert and the city are pretty darned hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:41 PM
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Valley of Fire is often used to film car commercials. Once you recognize it, you'll see it often. The rocks are vibrant and the roads are twisty. Top Gear shot part of an episode there too.
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Been to Vegas a few times. Most fun was watching my friend talk a stranger into taking the rest of the prime rib he couldn't finish. The guy held firm until his wife reminded him that they had an extra pair of tickets to Ron White's show later that evening. So the deal they struck was the guy enjoyed the prime rib, and we took the extra tickets off their hands. That's Vegas, baby...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 05:47 PM (nbLIj)
Although per travel themes I got more stamps for my Texas State Parks passport. I have been to 16 now. I added Lake Arrowhead, Cleburne and Dinosaur Valley recently. I also went down five more miles of the Caprock Canyons trailway.
I made two more trips into Palo Duro but it’s been stupid hot. When I was done for the day and left the canyon it got to 100 degrees per the trailhead thermometer. It wasn’t even 11 am.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:48 PM (4g5V+)
Congrats on the new to you Comoy. Haven't seen on of those twin bore stems in a long time. They were a pain to clean. Since the stem isn't original to the pipe, replacing it to your specs makes sense.
BTW, can you share the contact info for the lady doing pipe repairs?
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 05:48 PM (yTvNw)
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One of our daughters was married in Vegas. We (and they) stayed at the Bellagio. Last trip I've taken by air. The hotel was suitable, the airline, not.
That was 10 years ago.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 05:49 PM (jehhT)
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and Palo Duro Canyon sort of qualify as desert, though I know that's really the High Plains.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)
The Caprock (of which it is part)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:50 PM (4g5V+)
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I just got back from my first (successful) SOTA hike in about a month. I got a couple CW contacts, three on SSB, and the rest were local on 2m. Good enough to get the points. Time to take a shower and wash off all the dust.
Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 05:51 PM (OygQN)
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Still stuck on 36 state capitols. The 14 (or 21, depending on who you talk to) remaining are in New England and the upper Midwest.
And yes, AK and HI were visited long ago. : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:53 PM (4g5V+)
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I've been to Vegas more times than I can count but never to gamble. Not my thing. I started my career in tech and Vegas is, or at least was back then, the home of tech conventions. Tons of cheap hotel rooms and convention space and cheap flights from everywhere made it an ideal destination for conventions.
Have some friends who went to see Dead and Company in the Sphere a couple years ago and said the place is amazing. I've seen it from the outside only but if I ever go back that is the one thing I want to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2026 05:53 PM (viF8m)
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14 Seems to me the time to go to Vegas would be in the winter. Even at night there, the desert and the city are pretty darned hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)
Definitely go in the cooler months. October thru June are mostly tolerable.
The desert has a stillness all its own. I never thought I'd like it but it has its own beauty.
US 395 in the eastern sierra is a spectacular high desert drive.
My dad grew up in NYC in the 1920s and 30s. Then he spent most of WWII at Kingman Army Airbase in NW Arizona. He always spoke with wonder how it would be freezing during morning inspection but shirt-sleeve weather by lunchtime.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 05:54 PM (QGaXH)
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Can’t say what drives me to visit certain cities other than pure curiousity.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:54 PM (4g5V+)
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I've stayed at Caesar's, Bally's, Tropicana*, and Rio. If I had to go again, I'd stay at the Venetian. That place is cool.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2026 05:55 PM (diia5)
28 Went there once and was deeply unimpressed. Fake everything and overrun by douchebags and tattooed slags.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 05:55 PM (O0L8i)
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Vegas hotels where I've stayed at in order of preference:
Delano
Wynne
Palazzo
Venetian
Mandalay Bay
Paris
The Mirage
Treasure Island
MGM Grand
South Pointe
Harrah's
Tropicana
Riviera
Union Plaza
Excalibur
That's all I got for Vegas
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 05:55 PM (//0lO)
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I always tell my Las Vegas story to emphasize to never ignore a sign that comes out of nowhere and hits you like it's really trying to tell you something.
Me and my fellow teaching pros including the head tennis pro took a trip to e Vegas. I was young and poor and down to my last 100 while staying at Caesar's. After deciding to give up a land go to the room fairly early I woke up about 5:30 am after having a dream about red 19 on the roulette wheel. I only play blackjack and it was so unusual that it woke me up wide awake. I threw on my clothes and took the elevator down and went to the roulette wheel that was just 30 feet or so from the elevator. And here was where I screwed up . I didn't trust the sign completely and only put down a $10 chip and swear that on that first spin of the wheel it landed on red 19. Always trust the sign !
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 05:59 PM (KC5Lt)
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I've been to Vegas twice. I might go back again if I ever decide to attend DefCon.
Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 06:00 PM (OygQN)
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22 I just got back from my first (successful) SOTA hike in about a month. I got a couple CW contacts, three on SSB, and the rest were local on 2m. Good enough to get the points. Time to take a shower and wash off all the dust.
Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 05:51 PM (OygQN)
A few weeks back we started talking about radio and picking up long distance stations on the AM band (DXing?).
I meant to dig out my old log book from those days 1970s, but events have overtaken me.
Maybe next week?
We may be busy getting ready for another big camper trip then.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 06:01 PM (oapYz)
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I like watching scantily clad women dance. Is that a hobby?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 06:02 PM (jrgJz)
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As for other hobbies, I recently received my copy of "Coast Watchers" from GMT Games. It's got a solo player system, so once I figure out the rules I'll be able to play.
Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 06:03 PM (OygQN)
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Pipe smoking hobby. I really like flake style tobacco blends and not just for one type of leaf. Virginia, burley, latakia, etc., the pressing process brings out every bit of flavor the leaf has. It's also a way to add flavorings, like rum in navy flake blends, that melds with the tobacco better than just adding a topping.
I've started packing flake blends differently. I don't break up the flake as much as I used to and pack it looser than usual cuts. That seems to allow more of the natural flavors to come through in the smoke.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 06:04 PM (yTvNw)
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I could sit and watch the Bellagio fountains all night. I might have.
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Let me confirm that actually happened. Somewhere around here is video proof of that fact!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 06:09 PM (VyBeY)
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I've stayed at Caesar's, Bally's, Tropicana*, and Rio. If I had to go again, I'd stay at the Venetian. That place is cool.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2026 05:55 PM (diia5)
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Yep. I was fortunate enough to stay at the Venetian once. Very nice rooms.
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There's a scene in the original Star Trek, with the Gorn where Kirk fights the reptile alien.
Yea... on one trip to Palm Springs we stopped along our route there so I could have a photo shoot. Went out of our way too. I thought it's be cool. It was.
Wife was not amused.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 06:10 PM (jehhT)
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[o]Congrats on the new to you Comoy. Haven't seen on of those twin bore stems in a long time. They were a pain to clean. Since the stem isn't original to the pipe, replacing it to your specs makes sense.
BTW, can you share the contact info for the lady doing pipe repairs?
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026
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I like the twin bores on my Mastercraft. But the ones on the Comoy are tinier, I think. Or maybe it's the brand of pipe cleaner I use, BJ Long. The current ones are tapered. A straight cleaner might solve the problem.
Check with Mary Ann Keller:
americansmokingpiperepairs dot com
She replaced a stem on which I broke off the tenon when I dropped that pipe. Then I sent her two other pipes that whistled when drawn on or smoked. She couldn't solve the problem with the originals and provided new stems. You can specify whether you want vucanite or acrylic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)
45There's a scene in the original Star Trek, with the Gorn where Kirk fights the reptile alien.
Yea... on one trip to Palm Springs we stopped along our route there so I could have a photo shoot. Went out of our way too. I thought it's be cool. It was.
Wife was not amused.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026
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The Vasquez Rocks. The area has been used in many a TV show, esp.Westerns.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:12 PM (wzUl9)
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Good for you, PabloD!
haven't done anything radio in a month or more; too much going on ... but, one of these days ... !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 06:12 PM (VyBeY)
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I went on another trip years later on a golfing trip and we had to find one of the guys who we lost in Mandalay Bay. Found him at one of the video betting games where he was up quite a bit. We tried to talk him into cashing out but he said he grew up playing video games and you don't quit until it says game over.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:12 PM (KC5Lt)
I've always wondered about Skip's welcome message. How hobby do you have to be before you're among the hobbiest?
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 06:12 PM (VHUov)
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>>> 8 Can't comment about Vegas as I have never been west of the Mississippi River.
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Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 05:41 PM (yTvNw)
I understand these words but not in this order.
There are one or two National Parks / Monuments worth visiting. Maybe a few other sights.
There's also an event in mid-October...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 06:13 PM (vDZgA)
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excellent painting, polynikes!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 06:09 PM (VyBeY)
Thanks. As always I appreciate TRex posting them.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:13 PM (KC5Lt)
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Only been to Vegas and happened to be the year anniversary of 9-11. Stayed at the Stratosphere. Went to Valley of Fire and Hoover Dam. Saw O at Cirque de Solei. Saw Rick Springfield.
Good trip. I'd stay at Venetian cause that place rocked. The Cheesecake Factory was amazing. Hot as hell during the day but nights were ok. The fountain at Bellagio are fun. The people watching is good free fun.
Not a gambler, and had just been laid off right before the trip, and lost $80. That was enough gambling fun. I would love to go back. Lots has changed.
Posted by: Turambars phone at July 25, 2026 06:14 PM (oVXFy)
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First time I went to Vegas was in the 70s with my mom and dad and brother. We stayed at the Circus Circus! It was amazing. All the lights and the noise and the colorful people!
Hoover Dam was mind blowing.
My latest, and hopefully last trip there, was for my
marine’s legal marriage three years ago. I did not like it.
We did stay in the Trump Towers though. That was fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 06:14 PM (yEz+x)
53I've started packing flake blends differently. I don't break up the flake as much as I used to and pack it looser than usual cuts. That seems to allow more of the natural flavors to come through in the smoke.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026
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I like certain flakes too. But I usually rub them out, as the expression goes, or maybe it would be more polite to say I crumble them. I've tried the "fold and stuff" loading method a couple of times, and it was okay in taller pipes, but in small ones it didn't work as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)
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I haven't been to Vegas in 20 years but I understand they no longer have the amazing buffets but rather are like a mall food court. I think that sucks but allegedly polls say people like it better. I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:17 PM (KC5Lt)
55 Started thinking: what hobbies do I have? Answer: none. I help (and very well, thank you) with Her Majesty's hobby but it's not really mine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:20 PM (O0L8i)
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[deleted due to politics. Keep posts to hobbying please. Thx, TRex]
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 25, 2026 06:21 PM (twWGV)
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Depends. Do you devote serious time and money to improving your performance?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 06:07 PM (u/oMr)
Define "Performance"..........I tend to finish in record time
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 06:21 PM (jrgJz)
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Vegas got hurt a lot by all the riverboat gambling and Indian reservation casinos around the country.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:22 PM (KC5Lt)
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What made Vegas great is that it is the essence of American culture. A creation that sprang out of a waterless, empty wasteland, dreamed up by gangsters, exemplifying the overstatement, vulgarity, greed, ingenuity, technological superiority and exuberant vision that is America at its best. That a hellish location like this could be turned into habitable, air-conditioned, water-filled oasis dotted with wagyu steakhouse and massive outdoor video displays is a big American Fuck You to those prissy eco-hysterical hankie-twisters that reign in the rest of the Western world.
I always thought that if some European poofter wanted to understand this country he'd have to pay a visit to Las Vegas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 06:22 PM (u/oMr)
60I made two more trips into Palo Duro but it’s been stupid hot. When I was done for the day and left the canyon it got to 100 degrees per the trailhead thermometer. It wasn’t even 11 am.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026
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I drove out there in late May of '14, a long-overdue road trip and shakedown cruise for my new-to-me Buick Regal. Yes, PD was very hot. I visited the canyon on several mornings, then huddled in my Canyon hotel room in the A/C during the afternoons. A challenge it was to find a shady spot for the car after 12 noon. Then in the evening I visited restaurants there -- mostly diners and bars & grills, as Canyon is a college town -- and had some ice cream in a local shop.
Going and coming I stayed in a hotel in Fort Worth. On the return trip my room actually had a hot tub in it, and I soaked and watched Ghostbusters on the room TV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)
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And the roller coaster at the New York New York was very fun.
Otherwise it was crowded and angry and smelled if piss and desperation. I hate Vegas.
But it was fun in the 70s!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 06:24 PM (3O3BM)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 06:22 PM (u/oM
And the most famous American Billionaire ( prior to Musk) helped turn Vegas from a gangsters paradise to the corporate entertainment capital of the world ( for a time).
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:25 PM (KC5Lt)
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JTB, part of what I do with pipe tobacco is I mix things. I don't suppose I've ever achieved anything better than the individual components do by themselves, but it's sort of fun. And I can use up a blend I've bought that's too strong for me by putting just a pinch or two in with a milder blend. Peterson Irish Flake and its near twin, Rattray's Stirling Flake*, are way too strong for me on their own, but they mix well with a mild burley or another Virginia.
* Yes, I did name my cat after that blend, though at the time I had never tried it. I just liked the name.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:26 PM (wzUl9)
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We've been to Lost Wages several times over the years. Also Tahoe, Reno and Carson City.
Tahoe was like a little city in the sky, on the CA/NV border and up high enough that it's not stupid hot.
Reno has a large car museum attached to one of the casinos- or did, anyway. Harris I think.
I had a good 9.99 Prime Rib in Carson City. There's also a steam train to Virginia city which we took and the old US mint which we didn't.
Vegas is the gold standard. But with all the Indian Gaming popping up all over I think it's lost some of it cachet....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 06:26 PM (QGaXH)
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Willowed from Pet Thread-
71 21 Eromero, is the cat on the left a Nebelung?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 04:02 PM (XvL8K)
Biff, she was given to us by someone who couldn't keep any of a litter of kittens. We took her because she looked like Mickel, our all time favorite cat. His picture has been on the Pet Thread before. Short answer, both Mickel and Minnifer look sort of the same though born 50 miles and 20 years apart. We have no idea of their lineages, Nebelung-wise.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 06:24 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 06:26 PM (LHPAg)
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Bet on a hockey game at Caesar's sports book one year. Can't recall who was playing, but one team was heavily favored, so we picked the team and the over on total goals scored in the game. Best part was sitting in oversized recliners, smoking cigars and having beer delivered by...whatever you call Roman beer wenches...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 06:27 PM (nbLIj)
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One of my coworkers many years back visited Vegas with her daughters. This was in the early '90s, now, so she may have gone in the late '80s. She said the food was very cheap.
She knew expensive. They had lived in Hawaii when she was married to their father.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:29 PM (wzUl9)
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I am not a desert person, and definitely not a Vegas fan. Have gone numerous times due to work conferences, but would never choose to go there. I am responsible for taking my brother for his first trip and he absolutely fell for it and goes annually, sometimes several times a year. Also took hubby, who within minutes of arrival decided this was not his thing (yes, he was forewarned). But he found other entertainment, ie Blue Man Group and the Bellagio fountains. Lesson is, as always, go just to experience it and decide for yourself. Or better yet, get your employment to pay for it!
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Oh, missed last week because was a Historicon HMGS miniature war games.
Many videos on the weekend but this is a game I played and interview of the game master.
I have admired Jim's work on miniatures since 2010 first time I ever played one of his games. Mostly since he is more 7 Years War and American Revolution though he had a Napoleonic ( my favorite) last convention.
Take a look even if a minute or two just to see his work
https://tinyurl.com/rff85pyt
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)
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We're HGV owners and when we go we usually stay at the Elara on the 58th. Sugarcane at The Bellagio has an Oyster on the half shell happy hour with awesome drinks. Get there early, because it's only available at the bar.
I've been surprised, not shocked, at the number of inebriated and stoned people riding around on scooters that used to be only used for handicapped.
Breakfast at Mon Ami Gabi is worth the early get up.
Get into the pool at humidity near zero and you get cold quickly when you get out.
We've seen Van Morrison, Barry, and Ron White in Vegas, and we're adding The Eagles at The Sphere this Thanksgiving.
Posted by: DWags at July 25, 2026 06:32 PM (kEPsr)
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I am not a gambler. I’ll sit at the blackjack table and play all night if that’s what the group is doing. And I’ve won several hundred dollars on a few occasions. But I would never choose to spend vacation time there. I’d rather be in the woods. Or on a boat. Or on a beach somewhere.
Vegas is an acquired taste I guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 06:33 PM (1avBY)
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Vegas is the gold standard. But with all the Indian Gaming popping up all over I think it's lost some of it cachet....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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That, and corporations taking over in Vegas for the Italian men, things are very different. Far less cheap meals, free drinks, free parking.....
73. . . Get into the pool at humidity near zero and you get cold quickly when you get out. . . .
Posted by: DWags at July 25, 2026
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I found that to be true in Colorado. If you sat in the sun you were fine, but in the shade, even if the temp was in the 90s, you shivered.
It amazed me on my first trip to Carlsbad, NM, that the heat index could be *lower* than the actual air temp. Of course, I've lived at the bottom of a bowl of lukewarm, unbreathable soup most of my life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)
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The Cooler is a great casino movie. I enjoyed it more than Casino. Though Alec Baldwin chewed up the scenery big time.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:36 PM (KC5Lt)
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71 I am not a gambler. I’ll sit at the blackjack table and play all night if that’s what the group is doing. And I’ve won several hundred dollars on a few occasions. But I would never choose to spend vacation time there. I’d rather be in the woods. Or on a boat. Or on a beach somewhere.
Vegas is an acquired taste I guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 06:33 PM (1avBY)
Vegas never held any allure because I live in a crowded hot fake stupid city. Why would I want to vacation in an even more crowded, hotter, stupider, more fake city?
Besides, like many people here I worked too hard for my money to gamble it away...,
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 06:38 PM (QGaXH)
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Life is too short to hate where you live, Wolfus.
Leave and rent in a town you want to buy a home in. But. Stop hating where you live. How awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 06:39 PM (1avBY)
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Ah, Vegas. Stayed at the Luxor once in in 1994, shortly after it opened. Checked in and when I opened the door to my room, it was like a blast furnace. Someone had turned on the heat and it was stuck. Had to get another room. On the positive side, I experienced my one and only magnificent streak of luck at the craps table. I was wise enough to cash out when I was ahead and my winnings covered the entirety of my stay there and then some. That was pretty cool.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2026 06:40 PM (ceJ0R)
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Las Vegas
Less hobby and more lifetime commitment. Especially if you have to borrow money.
One of my aunts married a pro (well, committed, anyway, and he knew what he was doing) gambler once. She loved that he was able to buy her nice things every once in a while. She didn't mind too much that he then had to go pawn those nice things when he hit a losing streak.
No, they did not stay married. I wonder why....
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 06:40 PM (kU0PQ)
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Never been to Las Vegas but I have been to Fallon.
olVegas
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
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76 Life is too short to hate where you live, Wolfus.
Leave and rent in a town you want to buy a home in. But. Stop hating where you live. How awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 06:39 PM (1avBY)
I heartily agree. I've felt trapped here by circumstance but if you have any choice at all, live someplace beautiful that you love.
Do it! If not for you then for those of us who are trapped by circumstance.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 06:42 PM (QGaXH)
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And, I've gambled a few times, penny ante or machine stuff. But I don't really get into it. I prefer skill, and I'm not very good at the games where skill is any factor. (And dice generally hate me.) Like several here, I usually don't have enough money to just toss some into the casino and leave it there.
But if I do go, I take a certain amount of money that will get spent. I view it as an expenditure, not a gamble, so it isn't a huge thing to actually lose.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 06:44 PM (kU0PQ)
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I stayed at the Mirage when there in '99. It is no more.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2026 06:44 PM (NkUqe)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 06:44 PM (3oLiU)
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I've never liked gambling. Some folks get a rush from it, but all I feel is palm-sweat anxiety, even playing quarter slots.
I did like playing poker with my buddies, years ago, but it was nickel ante level.
I did know a guy who could count cards (blackjack was his game), but was very, very cautious about playing any one casino. He would hit random places in Henderson and other smaller towns. He never lost money. At worst he evened out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 06:45 PM (0aYVJ)
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Battle if Germantown 1777 I played
https://tinyurl.com/3pvjba4m
Battle of Princeton 1777 I played
( video link)
https://tinyurl.com/4kcd4tnh
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)
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But if I do go, I take a certain amount of money that will get spent. I view it as an expenditure, not a gamble, so it isn't a huge thing to actually lose.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 06:44 PM (kU0PQ)
Like a gun shop?
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 06:46 PM (LHPAg)
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Mom was a blackjack dealer in Atlantic City. Made more money and had more fun than she ever had working as a church secretary for the Newark Archdiocese..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 06:46 PM (nbLIj)
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Never been to Vegas.
Been to Reno. My paternal Grandma was a Reno regular. Used to come visit with bags of nickels, so you know how long ago that was.
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Insane amounts of money on those Pac-Gow (?) tables with the tiles.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2026 06:52 PM (NkUqe)
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One evening close to midnight we came across a high-stakes game of Baccarat in progress. There was an Asian gal dressed to the nines on an incredible roll, with huge stacks of chips in front of her. Stopped back around 5 AM and she had a single stack of chips and looked like she had aged fifteen years. Kind of sad and a cautionary tale.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2026 06:52 PM (ceJ0R)
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I like Vegas, there's a lot of activity and attractions. But it's best to have a rental car you can walk away from. But again, that's most cities if you're visiting and passing thru.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 06:55 PM (3oLiU)
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Never been to Vegas but I almost went this summer for Crime Con. My gambling experience consists of wasting a roll of quarters in Tahoe circa early 90s.
Polynikes, that painting is stunning. I’m a retired bean counter and always envied people who were artistic.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 25, 2026 06:57 PM (SjAWL)
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Years ago I read an article about some woman who figured out a way to cheat on baccarat at the casinos in Macau. It had to do with very small details in the printing on the backs of the cards, as I recall. I say if you can figure out a way to win big money from a casino, more power to you.
Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 06:57 PM (OygQN)
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Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2026 06:52 PM (ceJ0R
Can you imagine playing a slot machine where every pull is $500? That's what John Daly used to play.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 06:58 PM (KC5Lt)
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I’ve never been to Los Vegas, but I’ve been to Reno. To those who have been to both, how are they different, alike?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 25, 2026 06:58 PM (hZbnZ)
Likewise! Thanks for the thread and hope all is well on your end.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2026 06:59 PM (ceJ0R)
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That Battle of Princeton is whole board, I had British troops on left center. Me and player on my left did well but or right 2 got pushed off.
Germantown played British ( have yet to play Americans in Revolutionary War games) and think did pretty well there as well.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)
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>>I've never liked gambling. Some folks get a rush from it, but all I feel is palm-sweat anxiety, even playing quarter slots.
Years ago I was flying into Vegas one evening, and that is the best time to fly into Vegas, miles of desert and then an oasis of light, and I was sitting on the aisle in a row of 3. Woman in the middle seat was reading a book about how to win in Vegas.
Guy at the window saw the book and snickered. Woman asked if he didn't think the book was worth reading. His reply was something along the line of "I grew up in Las Vegas and have been there my whole life. Look at those lights. Do you really believe they built that place to give away money to people who read a book?".
May the odds ever be in your favor.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)
113Can you imagine playing a slot machine where every pull is $500? That's what John Daly used to play.
Yikes. He was probably downing a beer with every pull as well. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2026 07:01 PM (ceJ0R)
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I’ve never been to Los Vegas, but I’ve been to Reno. To those who have been to both, how are they different, alike?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 25, 2026 06:58 PM (hZbnZ)
Reno is less gaudy, I would say. Bigger than West Wendover, but not as garish as LV. But, this is based on what very little time I spent there.
But Lt. Jim Dangle is on the job, so all is well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
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44 ... Wolfus,
Thanks for the contact info. I use BJ Long pipe cleaners, both the thinner straight ones with the yellow label and the thicker straight with the orange label. The thinner ones take care of most of my needs and they work well for cleaning the nipples on percussion guns and the touch hole on the flintlocks. Many of my Savenelli pipes came with those filters I never use. The thicker cleaners work better for those.
FWIW, the best price I've found for pipe cleaners is Amazon. I usually order 10 at a time.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 07:02 PM (yTvNw)
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>>>’ve never been to Los Vegas, but I’ve been to Reno. To those who have been to both, how are they different, alike?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
>Vegas is no problem. Reno, the cops pulled me over and wanted to know what I was doing in that area of town. Asked me if I was there to buy drugs. I told them I was just a tourist and they told me to get the fuck out. Apparently there are some questionable areas in Reno.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 07:03 PM (3oLiU)
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T-Rex are home I did, played solo and used my Napoleonic armies ( Prussian = Union, Russians = Confederacy)
Made the order of battle what the real Union and Confederacy were.
My Gettysburg game board
https://tinyurl.com/4xshsj97
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)
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Having grown up in Las Vegas, my favorite destination was always a getaway to Mt Charleston.
The old lodge up there had a central fireplace that you could sit around and drink cocoa -- a great place to take dates for a romantic setting.
Second favorite place to take dates was the movie theater in the original MGM Grand Hotel (at the intersection of Flamingo and the The Strip) -- where they'd show old MGM movies. Ahead of its time, it had reclining seats and drink service -- including cocktail waitresses. Afterwards, you could stroll around the various shops and artworks. One date who'd never seen and loved "To Kill A Mockingbird" so much -- she told me she planned to name her first born son "Atticus."
Interesting historical trivia: my first job during my senior year of high school in '79 was as a room service busboy in that very same hotel. I went off to college later that year, and imagine my horror when a year later, in late 1980, we watched the news of the horrific fire that swept through the casino.
I remember wondering if I was still working there if I'd have scrambled to the rooftop like others in hopes of being rescued by a helicopter ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 25, 2026 07:05 PM (inpra)
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I had a great great grandfather who owned a horse ranch outside of Carson City.
Wonder what the rest of the story was on that one.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 07:06 PM (apP4H)
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I have never been to Vegas, wasn't there a MoMe there one time? I remember wanting to go, but hubs was not well enough to travel then. Polynikes, nice work, I loved your painting of the cathedral this morning and this one of Vegas is terrific too.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 07:06 PM (ibDUx)
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>>Years ago I read an article about some woman who figured out a way to cheat on baccarat at the casinos in Macau. It had to do with very small details in the printing on the backs of the cards, as I recall. I say if you can figure out a way to win big money from a casino, more power to you.
Macau is an interesting place. Makes far more money on gaming than Las Vegas and feels a bit less crazed. Lots of Asians and Indians to pluck. Vegas probably wins on other entertainment features.
T-Rex probably knows what it is but one time when I was there they were setting up an Indy type car race.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)
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117 Made the order of battle what the real Union and Confederacy were.
My Gettysburg game board
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 07:05 PM
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Did your games produce different results than the real thing?
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DDS,
There was a Vegas MoMe. westminsterDogShow and C5 were there along with some other long timers. Rumor had it Ace attended.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 07:08 PM (apP4H)
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One advantage to most of my hobbies is they don't require electricity. We just had to upgrade our breaker panel and were without power for much of two days. I could still read, sketch, whittle, etc. Even could reload ammo. The only downside was no air conditioning (we were lucky with lower high temps compared to earlier in the week) and no email/internet. Somehow we survived. I didn't miss not having TV at all.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 07:09 PM (yTvNw)
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The first time I went to Vegas was accompanying my wife who had a conference there. The conference was originally slated to be in Honolulu, but the organizers felt there would be too many distractions there.
So they moved it to Las Vegas...
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2026 07:10 PM (sOtuf)
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T-Rex probably knows what it is but one time when I was there they were setting up an Indy type car race.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2026 07:08 PM
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Macau has a big race weekend every year. They must pay bigly to host it and make it worthwhile for teams to attend.
The headliner is a sportscar race, but there are other classes (like F4 open wheel). Sadly, the course is a tight and twisty street circuit which means passing is difficult and carnage is common.
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I had a great great grandfather who owned a horse ranch outside of Carson City.
Wonder what the rest of the story was on that one.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 07:06 PM (apP4H)
An aunt (step-aunt) raised Arabian horses somewhere south of Austin NV. I loved it. Beautiful horses. And her family was wonderfully welcoming, despite having never met any of us other than my Mom.
Family can be complicated.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 25, 2026 07:12 PM (0aYVJ)
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I remember wondering if I was still working there if I'd have scrambled to the rooftop like others in hopes of being rescued by a helicopter ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 25, 2026 07:05 PM
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Yikes. That's quite a story. Glad you had some good memories before the fire.
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T-Rex probably knows what it is but one time when I was there they were setting up an Indy type car race.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)
Hope TRex wasn't saving this but see my F1 painting in my nic.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)
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129 Hope TRex wasn't saving this but see my F1 painting in my nic.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 07:13 PM
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I really like that one! It is a personal favorite!
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All my historical games at home seem to follow real history if rules moved as fast as real time.
Played the 2nd day at Gettysburg, the Confederacy got to Devils Den but got forced back. Would like to set up day 3cof Gettysburg some day and do Pickett's ( really Longstreet) charge.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)
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TRex, Thanks for the thread as always. That video on carving marble was fascinating. It also made me glad I work with wood, not stone.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 07:15 PM (yTvNw)
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Was in Vegas as a teenager, family vacation/trip where we stayed at a motel 6 or super-8 or something. Yes there was a slot machine or video poker in the lobby - it's Vegas!
No, I didn't get to play
Never been back, declined a few optional trips there. I dislike places that are all glitz and noise.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 25, 2026 07:19 PM (JS6jE)
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132 TRex, Thanks for the thread as always. That video on carving marble was fascinating. It also made me glad I work with wood, not stone.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 07:15 PM
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Agreed. Stone carving is a different beast. I have a lot of respect for people that can carve stone to look like fabric. Alchemy!
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Wenda.
I didn't see your note last week.
Great comment and keep on hanging around. Some of the folks who post here are really weird!
(And older than us)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 07:25 PM (2WIwB)
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Time to say thank you before the next act takes the Ace of Spades stage. Thanks for being here as always. New theme next week but no idea what it will be.
You're welcome to hang here for a while to continue hobbying but don't forget to stop by Club ONT later.
Thanks again to polynikes for the use of his artwork in the content.
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If you're in the area, the hoover dam is worth stopping by. And if you like golf, there are courses that are reasonable. Vegas is a pretty great place but you can't take it all in with just one visit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 07:35 PM (3oLiU)
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I really like that one! It is a personal favorite!
Posted by: TRex - zoom zoom dino at July 25, 2026 07:15 PM (XfIK1)
😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 07:35 PM (KC5Lt)
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DH's mom wanted to spend Christmas in Vegas, so we went. The hotels on the strip are awful. No coffee makers in the room, not a cup of coffee to be purchased except overpriced frufru drinks from Starbucks. You can't use the minifridges for leftovers--they charge you if you put something in there, or if you take something out. I guess they expect you to spend all of your time gambling and not care for the regular features of life while you are doing so.
Plus, everything indoors reeks of cigarette smoke and everything outdoors reeks of pot smoke. And the "ladies" on the strip who look like used up dancers hitting on people and offering to "take a photo" with you... it's all very sad.
Came out of Mass on Sunday and met what I can only describe as some poor demon ranting and raving.
We got stuck there because of a snow storm in Seattle, had to stay nearly a week longer than planned, and moved up to the old strip. Nicer place to stay, a few more amenities at least. But two weeks of that and I am just done.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 25, 2026 07:39 PM (4ZZWr)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 07:43 PM (yEz+x)
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My "Big Sister" in college was Caroline Goodman, married to Oscar Goodman. Between them they were mayors of Las Vegas for 16 years. Since our college and Oscar's college were both Quaker originally, that always seemed funny to me.
Caroline said she would stay mayor until they got a football team. And they have, haven't they?
Posted by: Wenda at July 25, 2026 07:49 PM (UDQz0)
Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.
Would you like a treat?
Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.
This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/cGDOlkkU2B
Hiya KT,
This is our 15 year old girl Stinky, she is a long haired cream colored tabby. On June 5th, she got diagnosed with diabetes. It has been a long hard learning curve. Expensive food which she won't eat, had to switch to fancy feast. No dry food which doesn't bother her, but we have had to switch treats to freeze dried chicken and liver. They do freeze dried minnows but that was a hard no for both our cats. The dogs however, love the fish potato chips as I call them.
We tried a libre meter on her and she managed to bite and break it after only 20 hours, I included a picture. That was a bit of cash down the drain. I have been having to manually test her blood glucose by pricking her ear. She is getting used to it. She got a UTI as well which is typical for diabetic cats. She is not a fan of the bubble gum flavored antibiotics, if anyone in the horde is a drug manufacturer I definitely think there is a market for tuna flavored antibiotics.
All in all we are getting used to the new routine and giving shots twice a day. If anyone has any advice I would be happy to know what worked for them and their cat.
Weekreekfarmgirl
Stinky is a beautiful cat. Hope someone has some suggestions to help with her diabetes control.
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My daughter took her her boyfriend's dog Bronco for a walk this week. Heat index was 100. Typical for July temps in central Iowa (it's the humidity). Bronco understood the assignment.
Turn2
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Hello,
Meet Chloe, a 2-year-old purebred Bengal kitty.
Last week I received an urgent message from an Undercover Resistance Operative deep within the Worst State in the Union (TN, according to CNBC). She informed me that she had discovered a Bengal kitty who needed rescuing from the cruel, tyrannical master who smothered her with affection and abundant resources (he's actually a very nice man who wants the best for Chloe).
Watching the video smuggled out of enemy territory of a damsel in distress, I knew what I had to do.
I summoned my covert team of crack commando squirrels. Together, we made the long, harrowing trek across three states, dodging rogue drivers who think they are playing Spy Hunter, as well as penetrating the various layers of road construction hindering all attempts at infiltration.
We successfully found the gated fortress where our damsel in distress was being housed. Our Undercover Resistance Operative smuggled us in using the gate code she had cleverly wrangled from her employer, Chloe's owner.
She also helped us exfiltrate not only Chloe but also much of her necessary life support system (food, water, litterbox, etc.). Although caught in our exfiltration efforts, we managed to distract her owner with pleasant chit-chat about Chloe's life and needs. As I said, he's a very nice man but simply couldn't keep her anymore.
Once Chloe was loaded up in our getaway vehicle, my crack squad proceeded to exit the city of Nashville, Tennessee (the Worst State in the Union). Not even the twisty maze of complex roads, nor the ongoing road construction efforts could stop us from our task. Chloe's beautiful coat of fur allowed her to blend into the interior of her cat carrier, making it appear empty from a distance, in case we were stopped.
As soon as we crossed the Mississippi River into the St. Louis area, I breathed a huge sigh of relief, knowing that our mission was now successful. She will now grow up in the SEVENTH Worst State of the Union instead of the first.
Chloe is a beautiful, sweet kitty. I look forward to integrating her into my household. As I'm writing this message, Chloe is sleeping peacefully in my sunroom, exhausted from her long adventure.
--"Perfessor" Squirrel
Chloe is certainly lovely, and has been through an adventure!
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Eromero says 'Dangit, get down from there!' Madison and Minnifer.
Two beautiful cats who belong together!
Multi-photo PetMorons coming up in the future!
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Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 03:34 PM (YZedl)
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We are fighting fleas, which is especially hard on my old cat with flea allergies. I'm using Wondercide for now but may have to try chemicals if I can't get it under control. I need to do the yard too,
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 03:35 PM (bkuEU)
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Afternoon, pet folken! A bunch of handsome cats today!
On the "Mom Cat teaching her kittens to climb stairs" video: The gray tabby & white one, and the all-over red tabby, are clearly ahead of their siblings. I suspect they are going to be trouble for their humans.
Rusty, my boyhood tabby, lived with us in an apartment with stairs. I don't recall when he learned to traverse them. He would dash up as if sprinting, two steps at a time, but would come down only one step at a time. Smart of him.
Of my other cats, only big red Arizona lived with me in a townhouse with stairs. When we moved there he was already two years old, so he had no trouble navigating them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 03:37 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 25, 2026 03:37 PM (VCgbV)
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Perfessor- Bengals are very, very smart and very active. They are clowns. You will have fun!
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 03:40 PM (hftzA)
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Weekreekfarmgirl, my late Arizona, the part-Maine Coon*, developed diabetes at about the same age as your longhair. I was positive I'd never be able to give him injections. But his were subcutaneous; I didn't have to look for a vein. While he was eating I'd simply pinch up the loose skin between his shoulder blades and inject into that loop of skin. Done. Though like with yours, it had to be done every twelve hours.
He lived almost two years after his diagnosis, and it was a tumor behind one eye that got him at the end, so he was doing well on the insulin.
* Such is my conceit. No proof is available or ever was. Consult your local Maine Coon breeder for information.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 03:41 PM (wzUl9)
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While up in Ohio we had two young kitties that came around our Airbnb. One was obviously pregnant and the other obviously had kittens somewhere. They were super friendly so not feral. They were very young looking maybe 9 months or so. We wound up feeding them for the week we were there. They belong to the property.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 25, 2026 03:42 PM (VCgbV)
The pet morons are adorable. Enjoy your new kitty, Professor Squirrel!
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 03:48 PM (2F0/Y)
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Try the freeze dried tuna. There was a brand of freeze dried minnows that both cat and dog liked, but is no longer available. They don't care much for the one in stock, They like the tuna. And Ziwi makes some good products. It looks like kibble but is dehydrated
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 03:54 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at July 25, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)
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Lucy the Fink has decided she gets churu every day. Twice a day
Expensive little fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 03:57 PM (IeFUY)
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Eromero, like you I disliked cats on kitchen counters, and fought with my felines for years. At last, confronted with the cleverness and persistence that was Marie-Antoinette the smart black cat, I gave up and said, "Easier to clean the counters than to try and keep cats off of them."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 03:58 PM (wzUl9)
18. . . Enjoy your new kitty, Professor Squirrel!
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026
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Perfessor, how are the incumbent cats taking to this new arrival? And how is the Bengal reacting to them?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:00 PM (wzUl9)
Do you have any idea of the focus it takes to be rodent control technician? And how exhausting that is?
Clearly you do not.
Posted by: The Cat at July 25, 2026 04:01 PM (0sNs1)
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Perfessor- Bengals are very, very smart and very active. They are clowns. You will have fun!
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 03:40 PM (hftzA)
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She's a hoot!
I'm amazed that my other kitties have adapted to her so quickly. Hexie and Kaylee spend a lot of time out in the sunroom with Chloe.
I've brought Chloe into the house several times and she is having fun exploring and finding the hiding spaces...
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 04:02 PM (XvL8K)
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Congratulations on the newest member of your pride, Perfessor.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 04:03 PM (yEz+x)
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Congratulations on the newest member of your pride, Perfessor.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 04:03 PM (yEz+x)
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Thank you! She's an unexpected blessing.
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Eromero, like you I disliked cats on kitchen counters, and fought with my felines for years. At last, confronted with the cleverness and persistence that was Marie-Antoinette the smart black cat, I gave up and said, "Easier to clean the counters than to try and keep cats off of them."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 03:58 PM (wzUl9)
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Yeah, I gave up on that a long time ago. They are biologically hardwired to seek high places, such as kitchen counters and tables. It's pointless trying to keep them off of those.
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Youngest daughter rescued a baby cottontail bunny this morning.
It sure is cute, and just wants to cuddle against my daughter's belly.
I believe it is too young to be adoptable by her (whew!), but we haven't yet heard back from our local rescue places.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 25, 2026 04:07 PM (HlyYF)
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Lucy the Fink has decided she gets churu every day. Twice a day
Expensive little fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 03:57 PM (IeFUY)
Our cat Biscuits from the Chili's crew doesn't want anything but human food. We bought Churu as a topper for her cat food and now she begs for it.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 04:09 PM (2F0/Y)
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I always told mine they are not to get on the kitchen counter until after I am not here. They know the rule.
Posted by: Beverly at July 25, 2026 04:09 PM (reMys)
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Weekreekfarmgirl,
Thank you for sharing this. The vet has told me that my roly-poly is headed for diabetes unless I take steps, so she's now on special food.
She's young. Only 4. So you inspire me to be very firm. Thank you.
Posted by: Wenda at July 25, 2026 04:09 PM (UDQz0)
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Florida woman reunited with cat after rescue from hoarder house
https://mol.im/a/16003987
Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 04:19 PM (2F0/Y)
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Weekreekfarmgirl, Arizona also had to be on prescription food for his diabetes, one of the Hill's Science Diet preparations. $$, even in 1998-99, but worth it.
Big Chekov D. Siberian also required a prescription diet, but for him it was something like irritable bowel syndrome. Not exactly that; he tossed up his dinner or breakfast about twice a week as well, until I started him on the $$ Hill's stuff. That cleared him up at last.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:19 PM (wzUl9)
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We have a new pup: Homestar. He's a Great Pyrenees, saved from life on the mean streets. This boy is as silent as
Alfie loves to sing. But he makes up for a lack of talking by being the sweetest, clingiest giant boy ever.
He can't take Abner's place, but he can take some of the pain away, and he is loved for him, not a "replacement". We are both lucky.
Posted by: moki at July 25, 2026 04:21 PM (wLjpr)
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"Not even the twisty maze of complex roads, nor the ongoing road construction efforts could stop us from our task"
Nashville is not the easiest city to navigate. Glad you made it out.
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2026 04:21 PM (lJ0H4)
33 I always told mine they are not to get on the kitchen counter until after I am not here. They know the rule.
Posted by: Beverly at July 25, 2026
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Arizona "knew" that rule too. One day I left the apartment, then realized I'd left something and turned back. As I worked the key in the lock I heard something big and husky scramble off the kitchen counter inside, and walked in to find AZ sitting and washing a paw as if to say, "Who, me?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:21 PM (wzUl9)
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3 big dogs stretched out and conserving energy.
Slightly jealous.
Posted by: Billythesquid at July 25, 2026 04:24 PM (gN+5I)
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Had a bit of a bad experience this week. Charlie the poodle got into a scuffle at dog park. I checked him over and did not see any blood or injury but he was obviously sore. A few days later, he was groomed and we found a large absess. We went to the vet and got some meds. He's about back to normal now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 04:24 PM (ndZc7)
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2 Woof
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 03:34 PM (YZedl)
Wood Woof Woof Bark Arf*
*In human: pretty hot and sticky down here at the beach too....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 25, 2026 04:32 PM (KaHlS)
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Hi Wenda, I have a second cat that is quite the roly-poly herself. She only likes dry food and she likes to free feed so it has to be something that both cats can eat. Stinky mostly eats wet food which is preferable for diabetic cats but I found a few excellent dry foods for Moumou, my big girl. Young Again is a zero carb dry food that has actually been able to help a few diabetic cats go into remission. Wysong Epigen also has zero carbs. Both might be good for your girl. It seems expensive but I will say Moumou eats a lot less of the low carb food. Perhaps because the high protein dry is more filling and keeps her full for longer?Also the dehydrated protein cat treats are excellent for keeping down the carbs. Good luck with your fur baby.
Posted by: Weekreekfarmgirl at July 25, 2026 04:34 PM (jVGRj)
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This looks very much like our 2 month old kitten, Millard . I wonder if he might be mixed tabby and Bengal because I have never had a kitten that had spots on his belly. He also has five toes on his front paws:
https://tinyurl.com/59shwezc
He is very cute, very energetic and I think, smart. And I am very tired . 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 04:36 PM (W90Ou)
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Wolfus, we paid big $$ for the diabetic food and she ate it for about two weeks and then no. I am learning that them eating is more important than the what when they are starting on insulin. Still has to be low carb but they have to eat it or no shot.
Posted by: Weekreekfarmgirl at July 25, 2026 04:38 PM (jVGRj)
41 This looks very much like our 2 month old kitten, Millard . I wonder if he might be mixed tabby and Bengal because I have never had a kitten that had spots on his belly. He also has five toes on his front paws:
https://tinyurl.com/59shwezc
He is very cute, very energetic and I think, smart. And I am very tired . 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026
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Which is why I swore, after Tatiana the Wonder Siberian, "No more kittens!" And then twelve years later, after Chekov and Wolf, I get not one but two kittens. Madness!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:40 PM (wzUl9)
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What country is that that has a two way pathway shared by pedestrians and motor bikes? WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 04:40 PM (KC5Lt)
43Wolfus, we paid big $$ for the diabetic food and she ate it for about two weeks and then no. I am learning that them eating is more important than the what when they are starting on insulin. Still has to be low carb but they have to eat it or no shot.
Posted by: Weekreekfarmgirl at July 25, 2026
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Exactly. I had to divide AZ's meals into two small portions, the first one at, say, 6 am, and the second at 6:30. While he'd be eating that he got his shot.
He never passed on his chow, so no problem there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
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I am also getting increased exercise from throwing the toys that look like little springs so that he can fetch them and bring them. I am thinking of developing exercise videos with the cat although I don't look like Jillian Michaels . Ha.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 04:42 PM (W90Ou)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:40 PM (wzUl9
Well, at least they could play with each other, but no- no more kittens .I do however, think that God was gracious that the sign in our neighborhood for free kittens was up within two weeks after Pynchon died . God also has a sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 04:45 PM (W90Ou)
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Clearly, God wants me to have five kitties.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2026 04:05 PM (FZ29D)
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God: it's a start!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 04:53 PM (kpS4V)
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Thanks Perfessor Squirrel for the exfiltration details! You should write a book, or at least a weekly book thread!
Posted by: Jayhawkone at July 25, 2026 04:54 PM (7w8OP)
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Fen, that's called a polydactyl. My cat Pete had five toes on the fronts and six on the back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 04:54 PM (bkuEU)
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Eromero, I remember Minnie in photos where she was a little meowy ball of fluff with big ears and paws. Now look at her!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 04:54 PM (kpS4V)
50 Well, at least they could play with each other, but no- no more kittens .I do however, think that God was gracious that the sign in our neighborhood for free kittens was up within two weeks after Pynchon died . God also has a sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026
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Oh, Stirling and Dagny could play with each other . . . but despite the fact she was really underage -- she hadn't even gone into heat yet! -- Stirling was already trying to put the moves on her. ("Hel-looo, bay-bee!" and "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?") We had to separate them, one at Linda's and one at my place and swapping back and forth, until they were both altered.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 04:55 PM (wzUl9)
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Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 04:54 PM
Thanks. I think I had heard that term before, but not for a long time.
He sometimes holds a paw to his cheek when he's sleeping and he looks like he's holding a pitcher's mitt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 04:58 PM (W90Ou)
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48 Fen, that's called a polydactyl. My cat Pete had five toes on the fronts and six on the back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 04:54 PM (bkuEU)
I thought polydactyls went extinct with the rest of the dinosaurs millions of years ago....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 04:58 PM (QGaXH)
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31 ... "We have a new pup: Homestar. He's a Great Pyrenees, saved from life on the mean streets. This boy is as silent as
Alfie loves to sing. But he makes up for a lack of talking by being the sweetest, clingiest giant boy ever."
moki,
Congrats on the new puppy. The few Great Pyrenees I've met were cuddle bugs, very large ones. Nobody in the house will be cold this winter.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 05:00 PM (yTvNw)
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Fen, that's called a polydactyl. My cat Pete had five toes on the fronts and six on the back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 04:54 PM (bkuEU)
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That's pretty unusual to be polydactyl on all four paws.
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I do so love my Lucy cat, but sometimes I wish she wasn’t so ornery that I could bring another kitty into our home.
But. She hates other cats. Whenever another kitty comes to the screen door, she hisses and yowls and throws herself against the door or window to try to fight them.
But. I don’t like many people either. So I guess we are a good match.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 05:03 PM (TQOzn)
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Pretty deep river Bronco is in, for Iowa. He better watch himself.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 05:04 PM (sl73Y)
57 I thought polydactyls went extinct with the rest of the dinosaurs millions of years ago....
Ducks, runs zigzag pattern toward preselected exit....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026
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Maine Coons tend to polydactyly. The story goes that the cats Hemingway knew and had in Key West often had that feature, and they bred true; that there are a higher percentage of polydactyls in Key West than elsewhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)
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We have a new pup: Homestar. He's a Great Pyrenees, saved from life on the mean streets. This boy is as silent as
Alfie loves to sing. But he makes up for a lack of talking by being the sweetest, clingiest giant boy ever.
He can't take Abner's place, but he can take some of the pain away, and he is loved for him, not a "replacement". We are both lucky.
Posted by: moki at July 25, 2026 04:21 PM (wLjpr)
Wonderful! Very happy for you, what a lucky dog (horse lol?) he is! You must send in a pic soon. Happy, happy news.
Posted by: Pony Tail at July 25, 2026 05:06 PM (v8m9Y)
59I do so love my Lucy cat, but sometimes I wish she wasn’t so ornery that I could bring another kitty into our home.
But. She hates other cats. Whenever another kitty comes to the screen door, she hisses and yowls and throws herself against the door or window to try to fight them.
But. I don’t like many people either. So I guess we are a good match.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026
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Arizona disliked other cats. He'd tolerate them in his territory, unhappily, and hiss at them when they came near. Of course he was none too fond of strange male human visitors, either.
Linda's Annabelle, the pure white shorthair she took in after Hurricane Katrina, was another cat-hater. She got her comeuppance one night when she tried hissing at my Tatiana in her own territory. Tatiana, who was actually a bit smaller than Annabelle, thrashed her soundly, chasing her into the living room where one of them broke a window blind, and sending the white cat to hide under the bed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)
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But. She hates other cats. Whenever another kitty comes to the screen door, she hisses and yowls and throws herself against the door or window to try to fight them.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 25, 2026 05:03 PM (TQOzn)
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My cats Hexie and Penny are the same way. They HATE seeing another cat outside my windows (I get the occasional stray).
But when I brought Chloe into the house, they barely batted an eye. Some hissing, but that's as far as it's gone so far. Really strange.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at July 25, 2026 05:09 PM (yTvNw)
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17 Eromero, like you I disliked cats on kitchen counters, and fought with my felines for years. At last, confronted with the cleverness and persistence that was Marie-Antoinette the smart black cat, I gave up and said, "Easier to clean the counters than to try and keep cats off of them."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 03:58 PM (wzUl9)
My cat self-taught to stay off the counters. I stack dishes rather precariously to dry, and when he jumped up, he inadvertently knocked the pile over, scaring the bejeses out of himself. He never went up there again.
My dog taught him to stay off the coffee table. She figured if she wasn't allowed, neither was he, so she would knock him off whenever he jumped up.
He had his own cat condo to climb, so he didn't miss those spots too much.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 25, 2026 05:10 PM (4ZZWr)
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I got brother and sister kittehs so they would have each other when I'm not around. They were best friends for the first three years but started to go their own way after that. They like each other and occasionally clean each other but they sleep separately and don't play .
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)
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I have 4 cats. Only 2 really get along. The rest just tolerate each other.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 25, 2026 05:16 PM (VCgbV)
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Stinky is a beautiful cat. Hope someone has some suggestions to help with her diabetes control.
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All meat diet - raw is best but lightly cooked is slao good
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Big black Stirling is up next to me, looking as though he's thinking of invading my lap. No; he's settled down next to me on the couch, his tail end against my leg.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:20 PM (wzUl9)
67I have 4 cats. Only 2 really get along. The rest just tolerate each other.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 25, 2026
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It all depends on personalities. When I brought stray Li'l Bit home when Rusty, the incumbent, was about nine, he hissed at her for a day or so. Then, suddenly, it was as if he realized, "This is a girl kitten!" (He'd been altered a while back.) He accepted her; they began to play and sleep together, and he yielded his favorite chair to her as well.
The bonding went both ways. When Rusty passed away about four years later, Mom said, Li'l Bit spent most of the day trotting around the apartment, upstairs and down, calling -- for him, we thought. And she was not a vocal cat at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:25 PM (wzUl9)
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The other odd thing in the personalities with Rusty and Li'l Bit: Since his kittenhood, Rusty had always been afraid of strangers who were older than I was. He was fine with my friends, but anybody older than me would make him vanish. After Li'l Bit arrived, suddenly he became the brave one who sat out in the open when strangers came, and she was the one (originally quite confident) who vanished.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:27 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:33 PM (wzUl9)
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21 Eromero, is the cat on the left a Nebelung?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 04:02 PM (XvL8K)
Biff, she was given to us by someone who couldn't keep any of a litter of kittens. We took her because she looked like Mickel, our all time favorite cat. His picture has been on the Pet Thread before. Short answer, both Mickel and Minnifer look sort of the same though born 50 miles and 20 years apart. We have no idea of their lineages, Nebelung-wise.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 06:24 PM (LHPAg)
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We didn't know our rescue ginger, Scout, was diabetic until he started puberty and just failed to thrive. Lab tests later and he had high sugar and stomatitis. Twice daily insulin and as high protein wet as we can afford. The other two free feed on kibble and he does as well. He's now a healthy 12 pounder and plays/wrestles with his brothers even though the stomatitis took all but 3 teeth.
Posted by: Fish at July 25, 2026 10:40 PM (FmCHY)
Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, July 25
Hi Kati,
Our lilies have put on a good show this year. The tree ones are halfway to the thatch. The scent is fantastic and come in the front door. The trough at the front has busylizzies, Dot who is the master gardener is disappointed in them. All the passers-by wanted begonias again but she likes to be different.
Chris
The lilies are magnificent. The busylizzies should keep things interesting later in the season. I like them. And the baskets are wonderful, too.
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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By
Diogenes grew a mater!
OK.
So it's not a great tomato. But it's mine!
And will go well in my omelette!
The 'mater looks tasty!
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KT,
It is now potato season. I dug one of five rows, and got 20-odd pounds of "german yellow" potatoes. If you never have grown your own potatoes, you can dig them after they bloom, but if it is dry and you don't worry about wire worms, then you can dig when the vines start dying back.
Two of the rows of potatoes in the garden are sort of punk, and that is either the variety or that I didn't sprout them before planting.
The second picture is a ratchet style fruit press I picked up used at a Re-Store in town last week. It was missing the bolts that hold the halves of the basket together, so I knocked some out using salvaged heavy wire, a hammer and an angle grinder. You can do impressive things by beating on things, if you know what they are supposed to look like afterwards.
I am planning to give it a final scrub and lube with Crisco, and then see if it will press my apples.
Kindltot
The potatoes look great! Good luck with the press.
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Speaking of potatoes, Kindltot does some canning, and he certainly knows that he should not can potatoes in a boiling water bath. That could kill someone! Botulism is different from run-of-the-mill food poisoning.
And botulism can also form in baked potatoes! Don't bake in foil then leave the foil on when storing them!
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By-Tor continues to harvest veggies from his container garden:
Today's haul of rounds, ovals and cherries. And a couple of peppers.
Slowing down, probably due to the heat. I think I will plant round two for some early fall tomatoes.
Nice color selection of tomatoes. And I wouldn't be surprised if those peppers are really hot ones.
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National Moth Week
Trumpet vine on the trail this morning. I saw a Hummingbird moth too but could not get a picture.
- fd
Well, let's help you out:
If you think photographing birds in flight is difficult, you want to try moths! 😅 This is a wonderful Hummingbird Hawkmoth, photographed yesterday from my bedroom window, just as it banked around to change direction! 😀😍 Just look at that proboscis 😁🦋 pic.twitter.com/alMR4MSwQK
Hummingbird Hawk-moth feeding on my buddleia this week. 😍 I've been seeing more of these day-flying moths this summer, how about you? 😀🦋 pic.twitter.com/av1a18pH0P
#NationalMothWeek day 9! The final moth of the week is the truly spectacular Picasso moth (Baorisa hieroglyphica). Considered to be one of the most beautiful moths in the world. Photo: msone #MothWeekpic.twitter.com/JoWmSvBESc
Cactus leather is a sustainable, cruelty-free alternative to animal leather. Made from the Nopal (prickly pear) cactus, it is durable, flexible, and breathable, making it suitable for fashion, automotive, and furniture usepic.twitter.com/Wkb5p136Tp
Hope everyone has a nice weekend. If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:
ktinthegarden at g mail dot com
Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.
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Week in Review
What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, July 18
I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.
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Penis is a sustainable, cruelty-free alternative to animal leather. Made from the Nopal (prickly pear) cactus, it is durable, flexible, and breathable, making it suitable for fashion, automotive, and furniture use
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 01:45 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 01:51 PM (kpS4V)
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Chris, the color palette of your lilies is gorgeous. Feels kind of Victorian.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 01:52 PM (kpS4V)
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85° 40% humidity in van nuys.
More miserable than it might sound.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 01:52 PM (OKkSB)
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Good afternoon Greenthumbs
If nothing else had to get a new tractor batter as been using truck to jump start it all year. Not doing it with the car.
So far onlyy did front part yesterday.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 01:57 PM (Ia/+0)
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My tomatoes are ripening all at once! I foresee freezing bags full for future sauce making.
My Rebel Starfighter Prime tomatoes, which are sort of an Oxheart shape, are huge this year. This has been my best season for gardening in ages. I think it was all that rain.
Another Star Wars-themed mater I ordered seeds for is called Rebel Scum Wookie Balls. I'm already planning next year's list of tomatoes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 01:57 PM (kpS4V)
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Beautiful photos this week, especially the moth pictures.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 02:02 PM (oTS6U)
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Hey! I just made a great comment on the previous thread. Everybody get back there!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 02:05 PM (HnIBa)
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My gardening news is falling off a ladder while trying to trim back ivy climbing over the top of ten foot fence. A big clump of ornamental grass broke the fall and saved me from an ER visit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 02:22 PM (XvL8K)
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My tomatoes look like they are trying to grow in hell. Baby cucumbers shrivel on the vine before they can make. Cayennes look good, but they aren't in picking mode quite yet. I do have bean blooms, but the fence is hot for the vines to crawl up very fast. I'm sure it will cool down, but I'm ready now.
Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2026 02:23 PM (VJX5o)
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Rebel Starfighter Prime - Let us know how they taste!
Posted by: KT at July 25, 2026 02:23 PM (rdeQO)
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KT,
Thanks for the previous thread and this one. The first one made me think. (God help us all.) The gardening thread is so beautiful to look at, especially when I don't have my own garden. Each week has photos that would be appropriate for a Dutch Golden Age still life painting. Those hummingbird moths look like something out of Fantasia.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 02:35 PM (2WIwB)
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There will be fresh picked tomatoes for lunch today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 02:38 PM (JvZF+)
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The local crepe myrtles continue to be resplendent, even the little one in our back yard. I thought the unusual harsh winter might kill it off but it came through just fine. It's been a good year for shrubs in our area between the lilacs, rose of sharon and the crepes.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 02:39 PM (yTvNw)
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I hope they take the prickles off the cactus leather. Especially on the inside.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 02:43 PM (yiEEK)
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That video about making leather from cactus was fascinating. Who would have thought. I do wonder who came up with the process in the first place. It's not exactly a natural process.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 02:46 PM (yTvNw)
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Mine is still weed filled. I am reading the Regenerative Gardener's Handbook. She has a solution for bindweed, which is to plant big bluestem and switchgrass. These should outgrow the bindweed when established and crowd it out. I've ordered some for next year. We have three triple digit days in a row, starting today. I will have to keep up with watering.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 02:47 PM (bkuEU)
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20 ... Notsothoreau,
Please let us know how crowding out bind weed works out. The flowers are pretty but the damn things just take over everything. At least when mint does that it smells good.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 02:56 PM (yTvNw)
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Home is in the title, and thread is full of many pleasures of homes and gardens. I'm spending my time on the less pleasurable.
I have a city lot, 100 by 80. Sixty odd years ago, a four inch deep ten inch wide concrete footing was run around three sides of the property, and every eight feet a two inch steel pipe was set in said footing, and a wood fence hung upon them.
Over the last fifteen years, I have been having to replace a steel post that rusted.through. it's a pain, break the concrete, dig out old post, install four by four wood post, rebuild fence.
Last winter four posts went.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 02:57 PM (sl73Y)
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So many beautiful pictures. My favorites are the lilies (
my favorite flowers). And the Picasso moth.
Posted by: AlmostYuman at July 25, 2026 02:58 PM (xEtvN)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 03:04 PM (zL1Ce)
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When you read about it, it seems hopeless. Roots can go down 15 feet and it can grow from bits of the plant. But when I look around here, it hasn't taken over the countryside yet. If you mow and it's hot, I think it dries up before it can regrow. In a milder area, you would want to bag up the clippings. Those two grasses are prairie grasses and I knew where I could order seed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 03:07 PM (bkuEU)
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Mulching the roots of tomatoes, misting in the afternoon and rigging up a little shade sometimes helps this time of year.
Posted by: KT at July 25, 2026 03:41 PM (rdeQO)
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I had never heard of the fatal botulism potato salad incident. We have some people in The Horde who are familiar with the safety guidelines for canning. Check with them before trying it yourself!
Posted by: KT at July 25, 2026 03:43 PM (rdeQO)
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From Boise area: Whoever's moaning about hot temps, I dare you to put up the numbers. It hit 97 F on the 4th of July, and since then we've only had 5 days under 96. It was 102 yesterday... plus Oregon fires' smoke and Arizona monsoon humidity. Trying to get a lot done in a single day is impossible.
It was 99 while we were at the Canyon County Fair on Thursday. I only did 3 entries - rosemary got zip, 'Yellowstone' carrots got 2nd place, 'Dwarf Bolero' marigolds got 3rd. Husband entered 2 ales and a hard cider, all 3 got blue ribbons! To make it more sporting, he will now tell the rest of his brewers club about this Fair for next year!
I had to throw away all but 3 remaining onions from last year. That'll teach me not to grow 100 of them.
About 8 cantaloupes last I checked. Green beans and zucchini doing fine. Harvested 2 red tomatoes, and it looks like a few SunGold cherry tomatoes might be ready.
Raccoon issues at the cat food dispenser again - a mama with 3 kits!... the trap and camera will go out every night now.
Posted by: Pat* at July 25, 2026 04:27 PM (ChwKX)
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I have many tomatoes on my two plants (Early Girl and Beefsteak) Thus far only four have turned red. Thank goodness for the Farmers Market!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 25, 2026 06:45 PM (dyL4B)
Is The Odyssey sustaining our attention?
Babylon Bee: Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
Well, Christopher Nolan's screen take on the adventures of Odysseus is prompting a lot of commentary. Friends of mine went to the movie and had a hard time sitting through it. VDH, with his background in the history of this period, offered a great take on the hullabaloo surrounding the film before it even opened. And the Tablet magazine offered both pro and con takes on Christopher Nolan's 'Odyssey': Epic for Our Times or Epic Failure? with lots of detail and opportunity for comment.
And that's just the beginning of the arguments. But does the movie tell us anything else about our culture?
How many people have read the original?
I ran across a YouTube short which stated (without documentation) that our average screen focus has plummeted from 150 seconds to 47 seconds over 20 years. And it provides a reason for this.
I just finished an interesting book by a favorite author of mine, and I was thinking how mentally engaged I get when I read a book that interests me as contrasted to the passive nature of watching a movie in a theater or from a streaming source. It occurred to me that one of the quiet tragedies of our increasingly online and visually oriented culture is that we are slowly losing one of the greatest gifts reading has to offer: the opportunity to create an entire world inside our own minds.
That may sound like nostalgia talking, but I don’t think it is. It is one of the reasons great literature has survived for centuries while countless spectacular films are forgotten within a few years. Reading is not simply entertainment, it is a full- contact participation sport because when we watch a movie, virtually every creative decision has already been made for us. . .
He suggests that reading, especially great works, involves a collaboration between the author and the reader.
Though maybe some readers take the collaboration a bit too far, ignoring the intent of the author. Did Christopher Nolan take his "collaboration" with the author too far before he put in his version of the Odyssey on the screen?
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I think this video by Bill Whittle was recommended in the comments on an earlier post:
Further thoughts from another Substack by Michael Smith: Our Own Odyssey What if less reading is a symptom, not a cause?
I remember a time when I was in college when I was relating a story about the wisdom of my grandfather, a man who spent his entire life on his farm in rural Mississippi. During the conversation, I used expressions that were perfectly ordinary where I grew up because that was simply the way we communicated. As I talked, I noticed the young lady I was speaking with beginning to look puzzled. She had grown up in a large metropolitan area in the Northeast and, as far as she was concerned, I might as well have been speaking a lost language. . .
That memory came rushing back to me this past week after two seemingly unrelated things crossed my eyeballs. The first was an article in The Atlantic - - yes, The Atlantic, of all places - - titled The End of Reading Is Here by Rose Horowitch. The second was a video shared on "X" by one of my longtime favorites, Mary Katherine Ham.
— 🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 (@MericaCulture) July 25, 2026
Back to Michael Smith's Substack:
. . . I don’t think the young woman in Mary Katherine Ham’s video was stupid. I think she was missing tools. Understanding language requires much more than recognizing individual words. It requires background knowledge, sustained attention, abstraction, inference, and an intuitive sense of where another person’s thoughts are headed before they finish the sentence. Those abilities are not genetic gifts. They are cultivated over years of reading, conversation, observation, and participation in a culture where large numbers of people share the same stories, symbols, assumptions, and historical references. Lose enough of those common reference points and communication begins to resemble my college conversation all those years ago, except this time there is no opportunity to notice the confused expression, no chance to rephrase the thought, and no shared experience from which to build a bridge.
I suspect this is where the internet has changed something far more significant than we appreciate. For nearly all of human history, communication happened face to face. If someone misunderstood you, you knew it immediately. You changed your wording, pointed at an object, drew a picture, laughed, gestured, or approached the idea from another direction until understanding emerged. Communication was an ongoing negotiation between human beings. The internet stripped away much of that feedback while simultaneously allowing each of us to inhabit our own algorithmically curated world. Two people born the same year, living in the same city, and speaking the same language can now possess remarkably little shared cultural knowledge because they have spent years consuming entirely different information, entertainment, history, and assumptions. We usually call that political polarization. I think it is something much deeper than politics. We are gradually losing the shared context that makes communication itself possible.
If that is true, then perhaps we have mistaken cause and effect. We commonly assume people stopped reading books and therefore lost the ability to understand complex writing. I wonder if the relationship actually runs in the opposite direction. What if people are reading less because the cognitive environment that once made deep reading rewarding has begun to disappear? Long-form writing assumes readers can hold multiple ideas in their minds simultaneously, recognize historical references without stopping, infer meaning that is implied rather than stated, and connect one paragraph to the next without constant repetition. Those habits develop inside a culture rich with common stories and shared assumptions. As that common culture fragments, long-form reading becomes more difficult and less rewarding. Schools respond by assigning excerpts instead of books. Writers simplify their prose. Publishers shorten their articles. Readers receive even less practice handling complexity, making the next generation of serious reading more difficult still. That isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a feedback loop.
The biblical story of the Tower of Babel has always fascinated me for that reason. Whether you view it as literal history or enduring metaphor, its central lesson isn’t merely that people began speaking different languages, they suddenly lost the ability to coordinate because they no longer shared understanding.
I think this essay is worth reading and thinking about. Maybe even discussing.
The long strange trip is, of course, the Odyssey. The Christopher Nolan film dropped, to mixed reactions from conservative reviewers. Along with reviews, it gave rise to a number of entertaining memes. It was a rather slow week, so there were leftover memes–the World Cup, the buffalo, and so on. But the largest number of memes attacked socialism. Socialism has always been a target in meme-world, but with the Democratic Party going full commie, the memes are in overdrive.
Oh, one more thing: the phrase “explosive diarrhea” entered the lexicon.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 11:20 AM (TedUv)
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Fritz Lang had something to say about the Tower of Babel in one of his movies. Along with the Whore if Babylon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:20 AM (yGLqz)
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Yeah... our culture is "changing." Probably not for the better either. But these things tend to go in cycles, so maybe we're getting towards the end of this one, because it really sucks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 11:21 AM (jehhT)
7OMG John Blaha from NBC is demanding that X take down every Odyssey meme, I am HOWLING
Heh.
Posted by: The Streisand Effect at July 25, 2026 11:21 AM (vDZgA)
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In episode 4 of Chainsmoker Cat, one of the translators decided to virtue signal.
In the subtitles they replaced the word 'homeless' with 'unhoused' even though one can hear the Japanese seiyuu use the English word 'homeless.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (yGLqz)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (HnIBa)
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40 years ago, someone observed that if a foreign power had done all this crap to our education system, it would rightly be considered an act of war.
The situation overall is far worse today.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (wi3nN)
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John Blahs, the idiot who launched a thousand memes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:25 AM (yGLqz)
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When I moved to NYC from Louisiana it was frequently hilarious regard to local idioms /language.
When I first went into a deli I ordered a tuna sandwich and the clerk asked me if I wanted it on a hard roll. I said no I want it on fresh bread.
My co-employees loved to tease me. They would leave a note on my desk around lunch that said 'Wanna Goweat? '
And when I first had to wash my clothes I asked someone in my building if there was a Washateria close by. They looked at me like I was nutz. It's Laundromat you redneck😃
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:26 AM (KC5Lt)
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It's Laundromat you redneck😃
Posted by: polynikes
At least they gave you a compliment.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:28 AM (NnhvP)
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I never read the Odyssey but it's what I call general cliff note knowledge out there if one pays attention.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:29 AM (KC5Lt)
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"She's From Texas, I Can Tell."
What a cute song. I've never heard it before.
Thanks KT!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/1)
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I read the Ofyssey in high school. It was so long ago if I read it for an English class or on my own. I think it was the former.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:32 AM (rHgXV)
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"Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:17 AM"
Quite so. Part of the Progressive Left's project has been to destroy "Shared Culture," which bound us together despite our regional differences. E.g., the King James Bible, Shakespeare, Greek mythology, etc. together with a common interpretation of same. None of this Jacques Derrida nonsense. If every interpretation is uniquely valid, then nothing is shred or common among all of us.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 25, 2026 11:34 AM (wTZkm)
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In episode 4 of Chainsmoker Cat, one of the translators decided to virtue signal.
In the subtitles they replaced the word 'homeless' with 'unhoused' even though one can hear the Japanese seiyuu use the English word 'homeless.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (yGLqz)
And the proper term for them is "bum".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:34 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:34 AM (NnhvP)
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That's one of the things that I like about Substack, although they are working to screw it up. It's designed for readers and writers. I recently read the Odyssey because of a book club there. I didn't participate in their discussion but it did get me interested in reading it again.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 11:35 AM (bkuEU)
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She's From Texas, I Can Tell."
What a cute song. I've never heard it before.
Thanks KT!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/
I didn't know it had reached #1 on top 100 Billboard chart until I looked up what was #1 a few weeks ago and that was the song. I only listen to my downloaded music or 70's 80's Sirius channels in my truck.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:36 AM (KC5Lt)
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Nope. 🙂 Just a silly typo. I don't know how any Only Fans version of "The Odyssey" would work, but I wouldn't want to see it. people do the strangest things to make money on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:38 AM (xSAlF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 11:39 AM (O0L8i)
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. people do the strangest things to make money on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
So true.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:39 AM (NnhvP)
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My husband and son saw it Husband thought the Gods and Goddesses weren't in it enough. He'd probably enjoy VDH's excellent essay on the movie and epic. I'll have to show it to him.
Thanks, KT. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (xSAlF)
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I always forget that when speaking to someone under 50 that they may understand the words that are coming out of my mouth, but they do not comprehend the message the words are conveying.
Posted by: Click Clack Language at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (ftsic)
30When I moved to NYC from Louisiana it was frequently hilarious regard to local idioms /language.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:26 AM
How did they react to "Pinch the tail and suck the head."?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 11:43 AM (c/EJw)
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Part of the Progressive Left's project has been to destroy "Shared Culture," which binds us together despite regional differences.
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A lot of people even in 2026 profess bewilderment about progressive policies “it makes no sense” and “why would they want to do that” or this or not do that.
And much of it would appear inexplicable if one believed they weren’t trying to tear shit up. If you start with a different set of assumptions, everything they do makes perfect sense.
Border, language, culture looms large. Shared language and history. Cultural norms. Intact families, the basic building block of a functioning society. Etc etc, ad infinitum ad nauseam.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:43 AM (wi3nN)
32I just finished an interesting book by a favorite author of mine, and I was thinking how mentally engaged I get when I read a book that interests me as contrasted to the passive nature of watching a movie in a theater or from a streaming source.
I was having this exact thought yesterday. I finished a long book on the American Revolution, and then tried to find something to watch on Netflix. I gave up after trying a few things because nothing held my attention. I'm lucky if one thing in 10 holds my attention, whereas most books do. It isn't that I've selected the subject matter, because I do that for movies and shows as well.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
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29 I always forget that when speaking to someone under 50 that they may understand the words that are coming out of my mouth, but they do not comprehend the message the words are conveying.
Posted by: Click Clack Language at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (ftsic)
My brother and sister kittehs are named Bogey and Bacall. None of the staff at the Vet's office have a clue where those names come from.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:44 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 11:44 AM (qFwJc)
35Is the sea wine dark in the Odysseus movie? Posted by: Northernlurker
It's the oar-smiting from the benches that makes you a sailor.
I read it in ninth grade (called "Junior High" back then), then a smidge in Attic while in college. Then read the whole shebang aloud to my wife when we was a-courtin'. Then, the recent condensed version for YA (still pretty racy) to a girl I was 'school-sitting' (quick dose of home schooling while her parents went off to work and the bus wasn't due yet).
I think it's like Atlas You-Know-What: overwrought, wordy, needs an editor blah-blah-blah but you still need to go through it every couple seasons so you don't forget the characters. And then you bump into a line from it somewhere and you're flying through the gulch again, between the maelstrom and the rock.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 11:45 AM (zdLoL)
36"Them" are the same people who would say we need to appreciate Somalian culture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 11:38 AM
To be fair, if we had sufficient learing laid on us, we would.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 11:45 AM (c/EJw)
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Those habits develop inside a culture rich with common stories and shared assumptions.
ALL judges need to have been raised in the USA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable
This.^^^^^
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 11:46 AM (sl73Y)
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"Culture" is often used as an excuse for bad behavior. As if it somehow makes it acceptable.
Or you're a racist for not understanding it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 11:47 AM (jehhT)
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Ella Langley is an elegant looker, and has a recognizably unique singing style. I hope to hell she isn't some crazed lefty, because I'd be sorry having to turn to a different station when her songs come on the radio.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 11:48 AM (JFPBr)
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40 years ago, someone observed that if a foreign power had done all this crap to our education system, it would rightly be considered an act of war.
The situation overall is far worse today.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (wi3nN)
Communist Goals For The USA as red into the congressional record in 1963. The communists have exceeded their wildest dreams.
https://tinyurl.com/4eku54s8
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 11:48 AM (hmYU4)
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Thx K.T.
Ella Langley has nice elbows. Can sing too
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 11:48 AM (/hT+7)
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As usual KT's Saturday essay is a high point of the week at Ace's place. Thank you ma'am.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 11:49 AM (JFPBr)
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Read, not red. GAH! Oh, wait, maybe "red" was correct.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 11:50 AM (hmYU4)
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I'll raise a glass to Penelope when we crank up the grill later today, a loyal woman through and through.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 11:52 AM (JFPBr)
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America has a unique culture, in fact. Not a very long one, to be sure, since it is “only” 250 years old.
That this particular system of rule of law, individual rights, freedom of worship, private property, and the rest of it is so wildly successful it is obvious that is why they hate it so much.
“Presumption of Innocence” we take for granted. Or we used to anyway. I was astonished to see all those Ivy League cocksuckers on the TV hand wave all that away in order to advance their own political goals.
Anonymous accusations from 40 years ago? Well you gotta resign, obviously.
Sometimes you’ll hear leftists talk about “human rights” but they don’t want you to notice they mean “group rights”.
You are NOTHING unless and until you are part of a particular group.
“You ain’t really black unless you vote for me” said Joe Biden. The guy really is a fucking idiot, but he understands and articulates this sort of nonsense very well, at times.
Individual rights has probably always been a completely foreign and alien concept, and around the world even today
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:58 AM (wi3nN)
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In April 1983, U.S. Secretary of Education Terrell Bell created the National Commission on Excellence in Education, directing it to “examine the quality of education in the United States.” The panel found that “the educational foundations of our society are presently being eroded by a rising tide of mediocrity that threatens our very future as a Nation and a people.”
The report famously asserted, “If an unfriendly foreign power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might have viewed it as an act of war.” It also insists that “…academic excellence [is] the primary goal of schooling [and it] seems to be fading across…American education.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 11:59 AM (c/EJw)
47“Presumption of Innocence” we take for granted. Or we used to anyway. is exactly what a white supremacist would say.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)
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read it maybe 35 years ago. might read it again, free online
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 25, 2026 12:00 PM (CWTWj)
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It's certainly a trivial example, but I think Sophie Cunningham's shoes instantly selling out is a token of a major sea change in the culture. The woke nonsense has run its course, and the number of people endorsing its silly precepts is cratering, because nobody likes looking stupid. It was always a fad, and a way of virtue signaling, but like all such fads, you don't want to be the last one defending the old zeitgeist.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)
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tell me, oh muse, of that cis unbirthing person
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 25, 2026 12:03 PM (CWTWj)
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Whittle's vid is excellent, but he is definitely preaching to the choir. How many people under 30 actually read for fun or to further educate themselves. Most of them, and some older, have the attention span of a gnat. That doesn't lead to deep thinking or remembering things
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (/hT+7)
52My husband and son saw it Husband thought the Gods and Goddesses weren't in it enough. He'd probably enjoy VDH's excellent essay on the movie and epic. I'll have to show it to him.
Thanks, KT. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (xSAlF)
I think that's a general problem with movies/novels that source Greek or Roman myths.
Surprise! The same people who can't/won't take Christianity seriously, can't/won't take gods and goddesses in an ancient narrative. It's almost always played for the laughs.
Whereas a world with gods, popping in and out of human life like you'd pop into a Dairy Queen for a swirl cones would be frightening as hell.
I'd be interested in seeing an Odyssey or Iliad or Aenid like that.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (iJfKG)
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The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.
There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.
Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)
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read the Ofyssey in high school. It was so long ago if I read it for an English class or on my own. I think it was the former.
As a business major, I liked to go elsewhere with my electives.
Took a couse on greek mythology, read Metamorphese, The Illiad, The Oddysey, a bunch of comedies, Euripedese (?), all well over fifty years ago. Enjoyable change of pace.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (sl73Y)
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I rented a Honda Odyssey once. Don't think it was built in Greece, though.
Posted by: Russian Hands, Roman Fingers at July 25, 2026 12:07 PM (JM9I6)
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Attempting to tie everything they don’t like to “white supremacy” is so remarkably stupid I can’t really grok what they are actually trying to accomplish.
Divide everything up, increase ethnic tensions and hostility, ensure blacks and others remain mired in dysfunctional communities, and destroy the education system, sure. It’s too depressing to think about.
Get your kids completely out of government schools if at all possible. There is no other alternative
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 12:07 PM (wi3nN)
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Individual rights has probably always been a completely foreign and alien concept, and around the world even today.
Posted by: Common Tater
___________
The sanctity of the individual is, from what I can tell, unique to the west, and maybe Christianity.
Here's a passage from Darkness at Noon that has stuck with me:
"There are only two conceptions of human ethics, and they are at opposite poles. One of them is Christian and humane, declares the individual to be sacrosanct, and asserts that the rules of arithmetic are not to be applied to human units. The other starts from the basic principle that a collective aim justifies all means, and not only allows, but demands, that the individual should in every way be subordinated and sacrificed to the community—which may dispose of it as an experimentation rabbit or a sacrificial lamb. The first conception could be called anti-vivisection morality, the second, vivisection morality."
And completely OT, this is why Spock's "needs of the many" quote has always pissed me off.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 12:10 PM (XvL8K)
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I’d take the Whore of Babylon over the whore of Compton. Or Mogadishu.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (yiEEK)
My excitement and anticipation have been appropriately dialed down, so I shouldn't particularly disappointed.
I've read the "The Odyssey" a few times before. Always a good read.
I'll probably do it again and we see TO tomorrow.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (iJfKG)
6053 The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.
There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.
Gotta source for those claims?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
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"Pictures entertain you. Words make you think."
Posted by: wcgreen at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (u5BVN)
62
"Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers."
Posted by: Harry Truman at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (2Ez/1)
63
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (iJfKG)
Very good points. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (gsYaF)
64Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.
Gotta source for those claims?
I mean other than the Ellen Page one. That's spot on.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
65
23 I only listen to my downloaded music or 70's 80's Sirius channels in my truck.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:36 AM (KC5Lt)
Fistbump!
I also like Classic Vinyl and Prime Country.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (QGaXH)
66
Why doesn't Hollywood ever make movies based on similar timeless stories of heroics, written by people in Ancient Wakanda?
Posted by: Joy Reid at July 25, 2026 12:13 PM (5rh/l)
67
The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.
There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.
Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)
My friend is running the 70mm and digital IMAX shows at a large theater. The theaters have been sold out (physically) at every show. AND, the theater is charging 3.00 more to see the 70mm or IMAX presentations. Two regular digital screens as well. It's crazy.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 12:15 PM (hmYU4)
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56 Attempting to tie everything they don’t like to “white supremacy” is so remarkably stupid I can’t really grok what they are actually trying to accomplish.
complaining about attempts to tie things to white supremacy is one of the leading hallmarks of white supremacy.
Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2026 12:15 PM (qdr3M)
69It's certainly a trivial example, but I think Sophie Cunningham's shoes instantly selling out is a token of a major sea change in the culture. The woke nonsense has run its course, [ . . . ]
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)
I) am not sure if that is it, or if it is that no real majority supported the woke jackassery, just that the loudest voices had all the support of the MSM and every other channel, and normies were silenced and isolated. The shoes selling out may be that normal people are deeply thirsting for any way to hit back and show displeasure without being cancelled and fired for being a rassishaterxenophobe.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)
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>>It's certainly a trivial example, but I think Sophie Cunningham's shoes instantly selling out is a token of a major sea change in the culture.
Meanwhile, Obama visited a practice session for the WNBA Allstar game where he met Caitlin Clark.
After telling her not to let all the nonsense get her down, to the surprise of no one, he quickly turned to talking about himself.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 12:16 PM (J4Dwc)
71
I've been reading more on the Shiloh Hendrix case and it keeps getting worse and worse.
She wasn't convicted of calling the kid a racial slur she was convicted of calling the Somali man (unrelated to the Somali kid that stole her stuff) the racial slur.
The same guy had charges against him dropped one month before the Hendrix case of raping a 16 year old. And after those charges are dismissed...he immediately starts hanging out in a kid's park filming people?!?
Why were the charges dismissed? I can't find an explanation. The girl still seems to be saying the Somali guy raped her so she didn't drop the charges.
Posted by: Riker at July 25, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
72
Isn't this Odyssey movie where a Woman Trannie plays Zeus?
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)
73The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.
There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.
Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)
My friend is running the 70mm and digital IMAX shows at a large theater. The theaters have been sold out (physically) at every show. AND, the theater is charging 3.00 more to see the 70mm or IMAX presentations. Two regular digital screens as well. It's crazy.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 12:15 PM (hmYU4)
Yeah, people I've talked to who have seen the movie say the IMAX theaters were totally packed with people though there were a few front row seats available.
I can't even imagine trying to watch a movie in IMAX on the front row.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)
74
I am reliably informed everything about Greek history is ghey and stolen from Wakanda.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 12:18 PM (JvZF+)
75
Sophie certainly doesn't have to worry about getting the male gaze from Obama
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)
76In the subtitles they replaced the word 'homeless' with 'unhoused' even though one can hear the Japanese seiyuu use the English word 'homeless.'
Translators tried to dodge that by saying they're actually localizers, adapting it for a new culture rather than just translating. That was quickly flipped to "wokalizers" by the Internet and I think they're back to saying they're translators now.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (QZThv)
77
Point of Order: use of "trivial" and "major" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)
78Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)
AI slop: Elliot Page being fitted with Mycenean armor
youtu.be/jG-qekubNcI
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (rbvCR)
79
Just now waking up and it's probably already been said, but this is the best meme of the week.
Saving Private Ryan
Interstellar
The Martian
The Odyssey
Hollywood has spent hundreds of millions trying to get Matt Damon home.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (2WIwB)
80
When you bring Somalis here you get Somalia here.
Posted by: Duh at July 25, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)
81
- Some years back I checked Illiad and the Odessey out from the library. You know, because it's something everyone must read.
Never made it through even the Illiad.
Decision it was one of those things you read to show others you have good taste. Or to show how edumacated you are.
And yes KT, the Biblical account of the tower of Babel is a true account.
Just as the creation account, the garden of Eden, Noah's flood, Abraham, the plagues in Egypt and the Red Sea crossing, etc, through our Lord's birth, ministry, death and resurrection.
It will be the same for the events surrounding His return.
My excitement and anticipation have been appropriately dialed down, so I shouldn't particularly disappointed.
I've read the "The Odyssey" a few times before. Always a good read.
I'll probably do it again and we see TO tomorrow.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:11
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'Fake, if you limbo under the low, low bar of modern expectations you can be entertained, and it's a fast-paced three hours, but it has no staying power in the imagination (IMHO), unlike the source material.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 12:21 PM (kpS4V)
83Attempting to tie everything they don’t like to “white supremacy” is so remarkably stupid I can’t really grok what they are actually trying to accomplish.
Divide everything up, increase ethnic tensions and hostility, ensure blacks and others remain mired in dysfunctional communities, and destroy the education system, sure. It’s too depressing to think about.
The goal is feudalism and no resistance from the peasantry. Who has historically resisted the most against unfree governments? White men. So minimize that population by all means possible, bring in races and ethnic groups more known for unthinking compliance, and pretty soon you can get used to people saying "yes, my lord" to you.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:22 PM (QZThv)
84
I ran across a new broadcast from 1989 from MA.
The news story mentioned they had 28K people on public assistance including...500 illegals. The number today? 2M people and I can't find any reasonable numbers for how many of them are illegals.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)
85
Working on 1WP
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 11:29 AM (Ia/+0)
Already got mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 12:23 PM (2WIwB)
86
Individual rights has probably always been a completely foreign and alien concept, and around the world even today
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:58 AM (wi3nN)
Individual Rights are the basis of all Morality.
Denial of individual rights is the core of all Evil.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (yiEEK)
88'Fake, if you limbo under the low, low bar of modern expectations you can be entertained, and it's a fast-paced three hours, but it has no staying power in the imagination (IMHO), unlike the source material.
Critical Drinker says it's basically Avatar, a movie everyone saw that made infinite money and which made zero impact on the actual culture. Nobody quotes it, nobody references it, it's a non-entity.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (QZThv)
89Point of Order: use of "trivial" and "major" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order [i/]
It's a fair cop.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)
Did you tell that to all the European fans of Men's Metric Kickball standing in line for brisket at Buc-ee's?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)
91
I wish I could argue that the alarm about reading and loss of culture is unfounded. I can't. It is bad, disastrous, and getting worse. And it is deliberate. The commie powers, whether national or NYC or teachers unions, can only succeed if the structure that built western civilization are eliminated. Even the desire to preserve that structure must be removed. Traditional and historic figures: Superman, the Founding Fathers, the philosophy of Greece and Rome, the writings that formed the basis of culture for 2,000 years are dangerous because they require acknowledging virtue and thought.
However, there is some push back.
Continued ...
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (yTvNw)
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Whatever you think of Nolan's film, it's doing boffo box office.
So even if it's not historically accurate, it's capturing a lot of eyeballs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (u0Ymi)
93
LOL, I thought some shoe-sniffing pervert bought Sophie Cunningham's actual shoes, not that her shoe line sold out.
Good for her!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 12:26 PM (kpS4V)
94
Quickly checking the numbers, the Odyssey will probably break even or make a small profit - why are people saying it is doing well in the theaters?
It cost $250M to make, so films normally need to double that to break even. Its at $384M so far.
Oppenheimer cost $100M and made just under $1B.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)
95Point of Order: use of "trivial" and "major" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order [i/]
It's a fair cop.
Upon further reflection, I withdraw my agreement. It is NOT a fair cop. The selling of a woman's athletic shoe is trivial, but what it portends is not. Yes, I really did spend more time thinking about this.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)
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@88 Ian S, I am a big sci- fi fan and I saw Avatar. I was bored and I can't remember much about the film. Compare it to Alien, Aliens , Stat Wars (even the crappy ones) and it pales in comparison
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:34 PM (/hT+7)
98
Whatever you think of Nolan's film, it's doing boffo box office.
So even if it's not historically accurate, it's capturing a lot of eyeballs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (u0Ymi)
See my post at 67. Sellout crowds.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 12:35 PM (hmYU4)
99
I liked Matt Damon in The Martian. Despite the scientific inaccuracies I thought it was a good movie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:35 PM (/hT+7)
100I rented a Honda Odyssey once. Don't think it was built in Greece, though.
I heard the Honda Iliad conks out right after Priam gets Hector's body back from Achilles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)
103
The meme Homer's Odyssey with Homer Simpson standing next to a Honda Odyssey is pretty good
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:38 PM (/hT+7)
104
And completely OT, this is why Spock's "needs of the many" quote has always pissed me off.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 12:10 PM (XvL8K)
This cuts to the heart of why Marxism is a crude, satanic copy of 1st century Christianity. When a choice to sacrifice is made by an individual acting out of his own free will who understands all the ramifications of his or her actions, it is one of the highest and noblest endeavors possible.
But when that choice is made by a government against an individual’s wishes, it becomes an instrument of great evil.
“No man has greater love than that he lay down his life for his friends.” This we all acknowledge.
Yet it is an abomination to say “No State has greater love than that they slaughter their own citizens for the good of the State.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:38 PM (yiEEK)
105I am a big sci- fi fan and I saw Avatar. I was bored and I can't remember much about the film. Compare it to Alien, Aliens , Stat Wars (even the crappy ones) and it pales in comparison
Right. I haven't seen Avatar and I know exactly as much about it as people who have. It's not like The Matrix which still gets commonly cited today in a million different ways. This Odyssey is likely to go the same way.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:40 PM (QZThv)
106But when that choice is made by a government against an individual’s wishes, it becomes an instrument of great evil.
The left is getting more consistent about this though - look at their arguments as to why illegals/immigrants shouldnt spend jail time for rape...
There is resistance to this dumbing down and endless reliance on centralized technology. Home schooling. The move, especially by younger people, to reduce dependence on digital devices and their demands. Books by Martin Shaw (the story teller, not the actor) sell well.
Malcolm Guite's first volume of the poetic epic of the King Arthur legends sold out fast, a second printing was much bigger and sold out. The publisher is rushing a third, still bigger, run to meet current demand. It only came out in April. And it is selling to young people, not just aged nerds like me. Young parents are reading it to their kids and the kids are eating it up according to comments and reviews. The sources Guite lists in an appendix is generating renewed interest in medieval literature. Not just the stories but the culture that created them.
These things give me a glimmer of hope despite the darkness being foisted upon us and our culture.
Posted by: JAZZY CROCKETT at July 25, 2026 12:41 PM (Cv/v8)
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The goal is feudalism and no resistance from the peasantry. Who has historically resisted the most against unfree governments? White males.
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Well, OK. It’s entirely schizophrenic with a bath salts chaser to watch “minorities” (coached by leftist twats) try to malign the structures and systems that provide for their sustenance.
Cassius Clay decided to poke around the continent of Africa when he was boxing overseas. When a reporter asked what he thought about his old stomping grounds all he said wss “I’m glad my daddy got on that boat!” LOL
I don’t “hate” government, but it is sobering to place your very survival in the hands of the sort of clowns these days who manage to get elected or appointed. What could go wrong? They insist upon themselves, and claim superiority in smarts or whatever, yet they are some deviant combination of incompetence and wicked malevolence.
They like to talk about “sustainable” an awful lot, though curiously never about a national government $38 trillion in the hole and borrowing & spending more. On stupid shit.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 12:42 PM (qs4KZ)
110
I hear audiences like The Odyssey movie.
I am not surprised - the public is always disappointing me.
111Ian S, I am a big sci- fi fan and I saw Avatar. I was bored and I can't remember much about the film. Compare it to Alien, Aliens , Stat Wars (even the crappy ones) and it pales in comparison
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:34 PM (/hT+7)
I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas
then he took the plot of Pocahontas and scratched out the proper nouns and replaced them with the ones from Avatar to prove his point.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)
112Spock's "needs of the many" quote has always pissed me off. --Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
It's also part of the source tale of The Lone Ranger! JS Mill and Jeremy Bentham get credit as founding libertarians, but in that respect they sure aren't. It's dangerous to study just a little philosophy. At my school we didn't have a "101."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (zdLoL)
113
I mostly like Matt Damon movies, all movies seem to need to tweak reality a bit. Cap and Ball YouTube just put one out about Last of the Mohicans that silk for a rifle ball wad puts 40 yds more. Of course it doesn't but its not a history lesson after all.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (Ia/+0)
114
1) Wiki reports the budget for every movie it covers. But to make a profit, according to what I've read, a film must make 2X its budget. That's because of post-production expenses-- distribution, advertising, misc.
2) adult literacy:
I used to tutor adult literacy one-on-one. I quit because it was too hard on me physically. A good portion of those who sign up for literacy classes don't really want to learn to read-- they want help with their medical correspondence, & other business-related matters. And that's fine, but it surprised me.
Reading along seeing people just hammer this movie and then, what do they do?
Go give the movie maker their money to watch it.
As an aside, it wasn't the Greek and Roman philosophers that the founders of this nation adhered to when founding it. They neither believed in nor followed after pagan gods.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (/XKEa)
118It’s entirely schizophrenic with a bath salts chaser to watch “minorities” (coached by leftist twats) try to malign the structures and systems that provide for their sustenance.
100%. The real qualitative difference in today's Marxist morons is that they believe they can substitute their political system and nothing else will change except what they want to change. We have a century+ of data proving otherwise, but we're the "science deniers".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)
He is likely terrible in the Odyssey
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
===============
I thought he reached his apex in Team America, World Police
Posted by: Trey Parker at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (oT0kA)
120When it came out, Avatar was the highest grossing film of all time.
A few years later, it’s a mostly forgotten juvenile embarrassment.
How can it be forgotten; it won't go away. They'll keep making them like they made Rocky movies, until they stop printing money.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
121Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
AYFKM? Telemachus *still* doesn't have his driver's license?!?!?!
Posted by: Odysseus at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (vDZgA)
122
What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.
Posted by: Annie Amphora at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6)
123
Is Elon's latest Starship still bobbing around in the ocean?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (4NO2D)
124Someone once observed that there are only six plots that get re-skinned for every new story.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (guGkK)
I always thought Campbell was overstating the hero's journey importance.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)
125
I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas
then he took the plot of Pocahontas and scratched out the proper nouns and replaced them with the ones from Avatar to prove his point.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)
Right idea, wrong film. As James Madison and I have joked often, Avatar is almost a scene by scene ripoff of the children’s eco-fantasy cartoon “Ferngully”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (yiEEK)
126What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (QZThv)
127
>>> I thought some shoe-sniffing pervert bought Sophie Cunningham's actual shoes,
*** shifty eyes ***
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (V0/Sp)
128We are gradually losing the shared context that makes communication itself possible.
What shared context? Diversity is our strength. Yeeting shared context is the whole point. Sending a Normal to a post-modern university will reset her context into communications black hole.
Lack of concentration due to hours of training into passive awareness via endless scrolling contributes to a naturally low context culture losing the utility of pronouns because the listener lost track of the subject and object, not just because the cultural Marxists have deliberately worked to deconstruct simple 1:1 communication.
This is why a large and growing part of the country can only "communicate" in emotional trigger words and emotis and is increasingly alienated from reason.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (rgGn5)
129
Heard it said Grecian women are high maintenance on the cost of depilatory services alone.
Posted by: Second Only To Turkish Women at July 25, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)
130 122 What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.
Posted by: Annie Amphora at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6).
20 bucks, same as in town!
(I had to say it)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:48 PM (yiEEK)
131I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas
That plot also predates Pocahontas (a movie which itself is probably best known today as a way to call Elizabeth Warren names).
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:49 PM (QZThv)
132This is why a large and growing part of the country can only "communicate" in emotional trigger words and emotis and is increasingly alienated from reason.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:49 PM (guGkK)
133
George Orwell once wrote that the cinema was a "soggy attraction" and a necessary drug for friendless people.
Posted by: The Movies Blow Chunks at July 25, 2026 12:50 PM (ftsic)
134
Upon further reflection, I withdraw my agreement. It is NOT a fair cop. The selling of a woman's athletic shoe is trivial, but what it portends is not. Yes, I really did spend more time thinking about this.
Posted by: Archimedes at
Fair cop comment made me look. I agree with your reconsideration, was not a fair cop.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 12:51 PM (sl73Y)
135
Suspect the Odyssey will be especially popular with those who never read it ... or with those who were compelled to read Homer "back in the day" by some wrinkled old comp lit professor.
I read both, on my own in the Fitzgerald translation (dating myself, I know) and preferred the Iliad. Never warmed to Homer's Ulysses. Basically burns through all his men on the way home. Even though that's a given, it never appealed.
Posted by: YellowBird at July 25, 2026 12:53 PM (MEbkQ)
136
There was no bombing of Iran last night, first time in the last 13 days.
137
>>Reading along seeing people just hammer this movie and then, what do they do? Go give the movie maker their money to watch it.
Some of whom are very quick to chastise football fans for watching NFL games because woke. I guess they don't see the hypocrisy.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 12:54 PM (J4Dwc)
138George Orwell once wrote that the cinema was a "soggy attraction" and a necessary drug for friendless people.
It's been pointed out regularly that movies originally became popular because they were the first places in most of the country to have air conditioning outside of factories that needed the climate controlled (the original reason Willis Carrier did the thing).
Meanwhile, the BBC had an activist woman on who said rather than buy an air conditioner and make the baby Gaia cry (before we abort it?), you should, and I quote, "paint your windows with yogurt". I guess the smell when you fill your house with yogurt and its 85 degrees will make you forget that you're hot.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:54 PM (QZThv)
139
Right idea, wrong film. As James Madison and I have joked often, Avatar is almost a scene by scene ripoff of the children’s eco-fantasy cartoon “Ferngully”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (yiEEK)
Didn't Cameron direct Ferngully as well?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)
San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shananhan was involved in a serious car accident last week, the team announced on Saturday.
Shanahan broke his nose, three ribs, his hand, needed over 40 stitches in his face and suffered a severe concussion in the accident, according to ESPN.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)
A lot of it may be the hair style but she reminds me of a young Linda Ronstadt in that video. And that's not a bad thing.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)
142
PT Barnum: No one ever went broke Underestimating the taste of the American Public.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:44 PM (yiEEK)
I can't wait for the "Barbie" sequel!
Posted by: American Public at July 25, 2026 12:57 PM (ftsic)
143PT Barnum: No one ever went broke Underestimating the taste of the American Public. I think you may want to look to the header of this blog for the actual source of that quotation.
Barnum is unfairly maligned. He was a major Republican functionary, and mayor of Bridgeport when it was a conservative stronghold. Certainly never the Babbitt depicted by this line.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 12:59 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 12:59 PM (J4Dwc)
145There is resistance to this dumbing down and endless reliance on centralized technology. Home schooling.
This is a direct repudiation of 'W's (including Ted Kennedy and John Boehner) asinine "No Child Left Behind" policy that mainstreamed retards and thugs into the class room alienating good teachers into early retirement, and causing a generation or two to go stupid due to "teaching" to the lowest common denominator.
I'm glad to see a resurgence in a bifurcation of this society into mouth breathers and Producers. We have all heard of Pareto Law (80:20), but with AI society can still function with a 95:5 Principle of Factor Sparsity.
I encourage homeschoolers to conquer at whatever they do.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 12:59 PM (rgGn5)
146
>>> 139 Right idea, wrong film. As James Madison and I have joked often, Avatar is almost a scene by scene ripoff of the children’s eco-fantasy cartoon “Ferngully”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (yiEEK)
Didn't Cameron direct Ferngully as well?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)
I have no idea who *did*, but Jimmy wasn't involved.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:00 PM (vDZgA)
147
Tuco went to the gunshop to check out the pistols. Or was it Eastwood?
They were cap & ball percussion cap revolvers, miraculously modified to fit brass cartridges, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 01:02 PM (qs4KZ)
148
Tom, Biff @104,
A well reasoned explanation. Thanxs.
Spock's version has always reminded me of the kid throwing himself on a grenade to save his squad. Stalin's version is vile.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:02 PM (2WIwB)
149it wasn't the Greek and Roman philosophers that the founders of this nation adhered to when founding it.
You sure as shit have a lot of excuses for not knowing things.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (zdLoL)
150
(at one time I probably could have named every single thing he and/or his ex-wife directed / produced / whatever'ed)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (vDZgA)
151
I have no idea who *did*, but Jimmy wasn't involved.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:00 PM (vDZgA)
Never watched either, but I could have sworn I'd read when "Dances With Aliens" came out that he'd also been responsible for Ferngully. Maybe people were just noting the similarity.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)
152
The second Odysseus gets back, carrying in bags of cyclops eggs and siren milk, he sees the refrigerator and instantly remembers his whole reason for going out was they were out of bacon and he'll just have to go out again in the afternoon to get some. Dangit!
Posted by: banana Dream - mmmm siren milk at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (3uBP9)
153
Rashee Rice is out of jail, but may get suspended again by the League. Plus he had knee surgery. He's the Chefs' WR 1.
One way to stop Mahomes is to construct a roster with suspect WRs.
@LeadingReport 51m
Parsley and cilantro reportedly now linked to cyclospora outbreak in North Carolina, per NYP.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2026 01:04 PM (diia5)
155
>>> 151
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Never watched either, but I could have sworn I'd read when "Dances With Aliens" came out that he'd also been responsible for Ferngully. Maybe people were just noting the similarity.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)
This title will never not be funny.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:05 PM (vDZgA)
156The second Odysseus gets back, carrying in bags of cyclops eggs and siren milk, he sees the refrigerator and instantly remembers his whole reason for going out was they were out of bacon and he'll just have to go out again in the afternoon to get some. Dangit!
But the time, he's taking the back way, avoiding Scylla and Charybdis entirely.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (guGkK)
157
What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.
20 drachmas/hour
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (2WIwB)
158There was no bombing of Iran last night, first time in the last 13 days.
Or the US military ran out of things to drop.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)
159
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (RCjYY)
Is he related to Jerry Rice? Definitely starting to see dynasties in football. Aren't the Mannings on the third generation now?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (lFFaq)
160
If I only thought about the negative aspects of the current culture, and they can be overwhelming, I would spend my old age drowning in despair and rage. I choose not to do that within the limits my my considerable temper. So I look for glimmerings of the positive and hopeful. Reducing my dependence on digital everything as far as possible: streaming instead of physical media, no QR code stuff, not living for 'social media', using cash when possible, if I were 40 years younger I would seriously look at homesteading.
Other areas: more recently published books of classic poetry and literature and they are selling. Renewed interest in hands-on hobbies and activities. Increasing amount of home schooling. An upsurge of interest and conversion in the traditional Roman Catholic church, despite the last few Popes. Not just the motions but seeking understanding of the reasons Christianity is so valuable to individuals and society.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 01:07 PM (yTvNw)
161
She's from Texas I can tell
By the way he's two stepping round the room
Okay, in defense of the confused blogger, I'll join her and say this lyric is unclear.
You have 3 people: an observer, a two-steppin he, and a she from Texas.
Why is it obvious that "she" is from Texas? I surmise it's because "he" is outrageously flirting with her, and Texas girls then must be very attractive. But if the only clue that she's from Texas is his attention directed toward her, I must say the blogger's confusion is legitimate. Should one assume from this song that if a girl attracts a man's attention, that girl has to be from Texas?
Posted by: bradc at July 25, 2026 01:08 PM (CtpVw)
162Or the US military ran out of things to drop.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)
Could be. Rumor has it that the most recent payloads dropped on Iran consisted exclusively of I'm With Her T-shirts in assorted colors and sizes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:08 PM (guGkK)
163
mainstreamed retards and thugs into the class room alienating good teachers into early retirement, and causing a generation or two to go stupid due to "teaching" to the lowest common denominator.
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"It takes a child to raze a village" --- Florence King
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:10 PM (XeU6L)
164
Note that the audiobook below was read by a person, not AI.
I don't like audiobooks for NEW reads, but I have developed a fancy for using audiobooks of things I've read dozens of times as background while gaming, painting, etc.
Last year I got the audiobook for one of Heinlein's "juveniles" - Starman Jones. Early on our hero hitches a ride with a hovertrucker to a spaceport, stops off at a diner along the way. The waitress addresses the trucker as "honeychile".
The reader pronounced it (phonetically) as "honey" + "chili". As in, not the dish, but the country of Chile. Now, I grew up in the South but I don't think "honeychile" as a drawl of "honeychild" is all that mysterious. At all.
Yet. That glaring mistake made it through reading, performing, and any editing that may have happened after (are audiobooks edited?).
I read a lot of technothrillers and have some as background, and I'm not going to do more than roll my eyes a bit at someone not knowing that "MK-48" is usually pronounced as "mark 48", not "em kay 48".
But I guess I should be happy that blondo is at least trying to explain and solve her confusion. Right?
166
Or the US military ran out of things to drop.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)
I'm not really buying into that. First of all we bombed the crap outta Vietnam for years and never ran out. And second, do not underestimate the power or agility of American industry when given a contract, with incentives, to build more and do it quickly.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:14 PM (2WIwB)
167
the book was required reading at my HS, we read it out load in class paragraph by paragraph in turn by alphabetical order
i was never so bored. I may have even died and my hell has been my existence since
Posted by: Pants in the Wind at July 25, 2026 01:16 PM (LOZbR)
168
I saw an amusing analysis of the Big Lebowski as an inverse Heroes Journey.
In the Heroes Journey, the main character has to go on a long journey and fight through many challenges which change him and enable him to overcome and triumph.
In the Big Lebowski, the main character goes on a long journey and has many difficult challenges. However, he isn’t changed at all, only those around him are changed, and everything just works out. The Dude Abides.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:16 PM (yiEEK)
169
Rumor has it that the most recent payloads dropped on Iran consisted exclusively of I'm With Her T-shirts in assorted colors and sizes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:08 PM (guGkK)
Heh.
A good psyops mission.
A million tee shirts saying I'M WITH STUPID!
and a arrow pointing to the ayatollah.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB)
170
The verse preceding the Choosin Texas refrain is:
"Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee
I shoulda known better than to take him back to Abilene
I put him right back into her arms
I wasn't a match for that kind of spark"
171
Xi has admitted that he is now sending drones, military and cyber forces to Iran contrary to his previous position
I would posit that last night's lull had more to do with planning .
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:17 PM (abScH)
172...Spock's version has always reminded me of the kid throwing himself on a grenade to save his squad. Stalin's version is vile.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:02 PM (2WIwB)
A little known fact is that sometimes the "kid" gets thrown on the grenade by his squad. If he's a dipshit. Again, a little known fact.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 01:18 PM (HnIBa)
173
roll my eyes a bit at someone not knowing that "MK-48" is usually pronounced as "mark 48", not "em kay 48".
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How do you feel about 'World war eleven"?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
174
There is a literacy crisis with young people, no doub,t but I wouldn't be too hard on Tik-Tok Allie... sounds like a case of Eats, Shoots, Leaves.
"He's from Texas. I can tell by the way he's two-steppin' around the room" (I can tell he's from Texas by the way he dances)
vs.
"He's from Texas, I can tell. By the way, he's two-steppin' around the room." (I can tell he's from Texas just by looking at him. Oh, by the way, did you know he's dancing around the room without your knowledge?)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 25, 2026 01:20 PM (JuaQi)
175
Again, I think the bombing pause probably indicates some sort of change in Iran's negotiating position. But I'm not getting my hopes up.
Maybe Iran is realizing that Trump is prepared to accept high gas prices and all that that entails for the election. I think Iran has been counting on Trump quitting before the election.
Posted by: Zoomers at July 25, 2026 01:22 PM (J4Dwc)
177
Great heavens people. They are song lyrics, not some life-affirming/altering philosophy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:23 PM (XeU6L)
178
>>> 166 Or the US military ran out of things to drop.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)
I'm not really buying into that. First of all we bombed the crap outta Vietnam for years and never ran out. And second, do not underestimate the power or agility of American industry when given a contract, with incentives, to build more and do it quickly.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:14 PM (2WIwB)
The teewee and/or internet keeps telling me that everyone has run out of everything but that guy is kicking this guy's ass, or maybe it's the other way around, and then that side has inflicted 1 million billion casualties on the other, no wait that's reversed, plus Winne and Poo Tin and OrangeManBad are each going to drop dead any minute now, to be immediately followed by the collapse of their countries' economies.
Nothing has come to a clear end. Yet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:24 PM (vDZgA)
179...Other areas: more recently published books of classic poetry and literature and they are selling. Renewed interest in hands-on hobbies and activities. Increasing amount of home schooling. An upsurge of interest and conversion in the traditional Roman Catholic church, despite the last few Popes. Not just the motions but seeking understanding of the reasons Christianity is so valuable to individuals and society.
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 01:07 PM (yTvNw)
I couldn't agree more JTB. I've recently decided to start my day with reading some scripture rather than poisoning it by reading the internet (this place excepted - although I've cut back a bit here too) and ruining the rest of the day with black thoughts on how helpless I seem to be to fight it or change it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 01:24 PM (HnIBa)
180the book was required reading at my HS, we read it out load in class paragraph by paragraph in turn by alphabetical order
i was never so bored. I may have even died and my hell has been my existence since
Posted by: Pants in the Wind
Like many Great Books, it's best to pair them with lectures by people who know the material. There's a good lecture on the Gutenberg website that gives a synopsis and hit the key points. Older works need what's essential a translator in order to crack the material for students.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2026 01:24 PM (diia5)
181
They are song lyrics, not some life-affirming/altering philosophy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:23 PM (XeU6L)
The Odyssey, yeah. It was the Iron Age equivalent of serial manga.
I think the Iliad had some important Things To Say however. As do certain Psalms. Maybe Gilgamesh above all.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)
182
- For quite some time I've focused on the important things.
Oh, I've spent my share of time on novels and such when I found a writer that could have me "seeing" what he was writing.
Never had a desire to be a high falutin' type. Or felt the need to impress others with how much I "know."
How could I? I'm dumb enough to take God at His Word.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 01:27 PM (/XKEa)
183
President Trump might be negotiating but Iran isn't
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 01:27 PM (Ia/+0)
184
The Odyssey, yeah. It was the Iron Age equivalent of serial manga.
I think the Iliad had some important Things To Say however. As do certain Psalms. Maybe Gilgamesh above all.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Uh...I meant the 'She's From Texas' tune, but the whole Odyssey discussion has kind of evaded me. I'm simple like that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)
185
I'm dumb enough to take God at His Word.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 01:27 PM (/XKEa)
Boy, I bet you've saved many a soul with this passive aggressive attitude. They know you're a Christian by your love.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 01:32 PM (gKWVE)
186Maybe Gilgamesh above all.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)
Enkidu was a fink.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)
187
Skip, the IRGC are arming 12 year olds to man checkpoints in Tehran. The main rail line for importation of Russian and Chinese goods has been severely damaged.
PDT doesn't have to negotiate. Oh and the Brits are now all on board with sending what little force they have to help with the Strait.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:34 PM (abScH)
188 183 President Trump might be negotiating but Iran isn't
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 01:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Iran has made any decision on the matter quite easy. They announced a couple days ago that there will be NO negotiations of any kind until the US acknowledges Iran’s full sovereignty and authority over the Straits.
IOW, they now demand that the US formally surrender before there can be any talks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:39 PM (yiEEK)
189
PDT doesn't have to negotiate. Oh and the Brits are now all on board with sending what little force they have to help with the Strait.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:34 PM (abScH)
lol what do they have left, a couple of tugboats and a garbage scow?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:41 PM (yiEEK)
Plus, there is rare PUBLIC discord between the Iranian president & the state broadcaster. The president accuses the state broadcaster of censoring his remarks over negotiations. He says the state broadcaster cut out his remark that Khamenei had approved negotiations with the U.S.
This is pretty arcane stuff, but they don't usually feud in public.
191 PDT doesn't have to negotiate. Oh and the Brits are now all on board with sending what little force they have to help with the Strait.
Posted by: Ben Had
lol what do they have left, a couple of tugboats and a garbage scow?
Posted by: Tom Servo
Boaty McBoatface
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 01:45 PM (Cqx++)
192lol what do they have left, a couple of tugboats and a garbage scow?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:41 PM (yiEEK)
They're probably renting a destroyer from the Russians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:46 PM (guGkK)
193
Tom Servo, if that but what they have had is an awakening that they are in deep shit.
Do you see IRGC terror cells in the UK carrying out some attacks in the near future?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:46 PM (abScH)
194Iran has made any decision on the matter quite easy. They announced a couple days ago that there will be NO negotiations of any kind until the US acknowledges Iran’s full sovereignty and authority over the Straits.
IOW, they now demand that the US formally surrender before there can be any talks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:39 PM (yiEEK)
Aren't the Straits international waters? And if so why isn't the entire fucking world up in arms and why is the UN not sanctioning them and making them pariahs? Like was done to Rhodesia.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 01:46 PM (HnIBa)
195
Boaty McBoatface
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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I think the Victory is still technically in commission.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 01:47 PM (XvL8K)
If you knew a tad you'd know it's not up to me to "save" a soul.
It's up to me to share the Good News about Jesus, the Messiah.
To share what He taught.
It's up to the Holy Spirit to open eyes and ears.
And one of those things is to love your enemy.
How many do I see that claim His name and then turn around and spew hatred for others?
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 01:48 PM (/XKEa)
198
This is pretty arcane stuff, but they don't usually feud in public.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 01:43 PM (RCjYY)
I suspect the State broadcaster was more concerned with pleasing the Man with the Gun standing just off stage.
And that Man was not the President.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:49 PM (yiEEK)
199Aren't the Straits international waters? And if so why isn't the entire fucking world up in arms and why is the UN not sanctioning them and making them pariahs? Like was done to Rhodesia.
The Israelis should claim the strait for themselves. Worldwide hysteria would ensue over this genocidal breach of international law and customs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:52 PM (guGkK)
200
Chairborne, things are moving rapidly in that direction. Suadi Arabia bombed the Houthis and so did the Yemini army. Lots of allegiances shifting.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:53 PM (abScH)
201
And if so why isn't the entire fucking world up in arms and why is the UN not sanctioning them and making them pariahs? Like was done to Rhodesia.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 01:46 PM (HnIBa)
To ask is to answer. The chihuahuas are always jealous of the Rottweiler, but they hide behind him when the Wolf shows up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:55 PM (yiEEK)
202
- And as far as that "passive aggressive" "insult?"
Might consider reading Matt 5,6 and 7. Then flip over and read Matt 23.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 01:55 PM (/XKEa)
203
If people were more familiar with literature, the Honda minivan would never have sold. What, you take a long trip and only the driver survives?
Posted by: Azjaeger at July 25, 2026 01:56 PM (3/XaG)
204
>>> 203 If people were more familiar with literature, the Honda minivan would never have sold. What, you take a long trip and only the driver survives?
Posted by: Azjaeger at July 25, 2026 01:56 PM (3/XaG)
Took me a second.... it's still better than Aztek.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:58 PM (vDZgA)
205Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:53 PM (abScH)
I sure hope so my friend.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 01:58 PM (HnIBa)
206
>>> 199 Aren't the Straits international waters? And if so why isn't the entire fucking world up in arms and why is the UN not sanctioning them and making them pariahs? Like was done to Rhodesia.
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The Israelis should claim the strait for themselves. Worldwide hysteria would ensue over this genocidal breach of international law and customs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:52 PM (guGkK)
LOL
To be followed by a bunch of others nowhere near the strait - maybe we can get Bukele to claim it next? and then the lady in Japan...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 02:00 PM (vDZgA)
207
The world is in desperate need of more parking space. Iran would make a great parking lot. Pave the whole fucking country over.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 02:03 PM (HnIBa)
208
Brits are now all on board with sending what little force they have "
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 02:08 PM (vDZgA)
210
Alan Ng, Editor in Chief of Film Threat, hated THE ODYSSEY but loved my movie, WORKING STIFF.
He rated THE ODYSSEY a 4. “I was bored out of my mind!... The most pretentious movie I’ve seen all year. I can’t wait to NOT see this movie again!”
He gave my movie a 7.5. “WORKING STIFF is a reminder of just how much fun independent filmmaking used to be back in the late ’90s and early 2000s... It will make you yearn for the days when films got made this way."
I hope Christopher Nolan is not too sad. ;-)
If you’re interested, there’s a link in my nic to my website that has links to the review and to my movie, which recently went live on Prime Video.
Thanks. And if you watch, please let me know what you think!
Posted by: Concord at July 25, 2026 02:30 PM (6E/05)
211
I guess that link in my nickname doesn't work for some reason.
The website is www.workingstiffmovie.com
Posted by: Concord at July 25, 2026 02:32 PM (6E/05)
212
The Odyssey always told me one thing. This story is a pain in the ass.
The Illiad was so much better. The Odyssey was, well, the sequel.
Its the same as the Shakespeare fucks that really, really love A Midsummers Night Dream. Look ... not all the productions are great.
Posted by: Howdy at July 25, 2026 03:15 PM (5sXZv)
213
The movie was just ok, but I have no desire to to watch it again. Elliot Page was a 💩 show, but not in the film much.
Posted by: Evi L Bloggerlady at July 25, 2026 03:22 PM (g97W4)
214
123 Is Elon's latest Starship still bobbing around in the ocean?
Posted by: toby928(c)
I asked Grok a few hours ago, and apparently it is.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 25, 2026 03:25 PM (KaHlS)
216
"173 roll my eyes a bit at someone not knowing that "MK-48" is usually pronounced as "mark 48", not "em kay 48".
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)"
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Dude, I'm IN CD5. She's my congresscritter. How do you *think* I feel about that little uruk-hoe?
The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in Wonewoc.)
1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice.
3) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.
4) Have a great weekend!
The Coffee Quote of The Day
“I went out the kitchen to make coffee - yards of coffee. Rich, strong, bitter, boiling hot, ruthless, depraved. The life blood of tired men.”― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye (H/T ooops I forgot. But thank you Moron)
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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Prayer Requests:
5/23 – I used to have a Different Nic could use some prayers as he waits for the results of a biopsy of a mass on his prostate.
6/23 Update – The latest update is that he has stage 2, “unfavorable intermediate”, which he notes is an awful name, but what it means is, it is in the middle, but bad enough that they want to treat it. It’s more aggressive than previously thought. He is at the point where he has to decide on treatment options, which means choosing which set of pretty unfortunate side effects he prefers.
7/6 Update – He has gotten a second opinion, and selected the option for treatment, which should begin next week.
7/18 Update – He has started radiation treatment. No side effects thus far.
6/18 – buzzion asked for prayers for a friend named Christina, who has struggled with drug addiction and is in jail again. Buzzion prays that this really is rock bottom and a true wake-up call for her – even if it requires her to stay in jail.
6/29 Update – Christina’s family bonded her out of jail and she has checked into a rehab facility. Please pray that she gets the help she needs.
7/11 Update – Thank you to everyone for your prayers. Christina is doing well in rehab. Please pray that she continues through this and keeps working through it even after getting out of her program.
6/20 – bluebell gave an update on grammie Winger. Grammie had some major surgery related to her cancer in March and is pretty much housebound. She said she isn’t keeping up on news since her diagnosis; she doesn’t have the energy. She said she thinks of her grey-box friends often with fondness. Please keep praying for her. Your prayers are a source of great comfort to her.
6/27 Update – grammie winger requested bluebell to let the Horde know that she is hospitalized again, with sepsis, and cannot eat or walk. She is very tired and cannot speak for long. She is being fed by tube. They don’t know how long she will be hospitalized or where she will go after (rehab, hospice, etc.). Bluebell has a mailing address for grammie, so please contact bluebell to send a card or note to grammie winger. Please pray for her, that her suffering will be eased, and pray for her family, who are suffering along with her.
7/4 – grammie winger posted her thanks for the sweet, sweet cards and letters. She said she treasured each and every one of the Horde reprobates. She can’t express the love she has as she sits there in the cancer hospital.
6/27 – Tom Servo posted prayers of thanks to God that his 38 year-old daughter, who was released from a psych hospital this week after a particularly bad breakdown. She has 2 children, which she does not have custody of, but she still sees, and they are wonderful. She has received more professional care, and it appears to have helped quite a bit. She has new medication and a new commitment to living in a way that will keep her from making a return trip to the hospital.
6/27 – George V sent his thanks to the Horde for their prayers. We had prayed for his wife in May, when she had a heart valve replacement, and there were indications of problems in her lymph nodes. She received the biopsy results, and both came back negative for cancer! Thank God for his goodness!
6/27 – “A” sent thanks for the prayers for a family friend, who is at home recovering with the family and doing much better. “A” has an additional request for long-time friends (J and S) who are in the midst of intense family problems and requesting healing, peace, repentance, and restoration in the family.
7/18 Update – “A” sends his thanks to all the prayer warriors for all the personal concerns listed here. The requests above are all doing better. Prayer really works. Sometimes the results are not what we expected but end up being what we really needed for other reasons. Thank you all!
7/2 – Publius asked for prayers for his 96 year old mother, who had emergency surgery when a massive hematoma on her leg ruptured, and they couldn’t stop the bleeding due to her being on blood thinners. Things were not looking good, but Publius posted later she received blood thinner reverser medication, and was fully conscious and alert after surgery.
7/10 Update – Publius’ mother was moved to a nursing home for post-acute therapy. At this point, she is very weak but is coming back physically. But her mind is in La La Land.
7/13 Update – Publius’ mother has experienced an absolute miracle. She has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty has decided her time is not complete.
7/3 – San Franpsycho posted that Mrs. F. was admitted to the hospital from the ER visit, and asks for prayers for a complete and immediate recovery for her. She was conscious enough to phone him late last night, and it was a great relief that she was awake even for a short period. She continues with IV fluids and atb. Further steps and hopefully improvement await the results of lab tests. The caring concern shown by so many morons has been a great relief. Thank you.
7/5 Update – Mrs. F. remains hospitalized while being treated for salmonella poisoning. She has had some improvement, but is on Day 5 of not being able to keep down any nourishment.
7/11 Update – Mrs. F. came home on 7/7, and has finished her oral antibiotics. They are very grateful for the prayers for healing.
7/4 – Duke Lowell humbly asked for prayers for the nurses who will have to put up with him, when he goes in for (hopefully the last) surgery related to the events of last September.
7/4 – AH Lloyd requested prayers for his aunt, who was in a shattering collision on 6/29. She was hit by a semi at full speed through an intersection. She lost a lot of blood, but is out of ICU now.
7/4 – Random Dave posted the good news that the past week of interviews went very well. He also had a prayer request for his grand-niece, who has not been growing properly. She’s about 5 or 6. The growth plates are fine but has not grown in over a year. They have found an intestinal or bowel blockage and may need surgery.
7/4 – Dr. No sent his thanks for the prayer list and the Horde’s prayers that helped his daughter in her recoveries from (a) cancer and (b) knee replacement surgery. She’s doing fine now.
7/7 – Weak Geek asked for prayers for the survivors of RG and KG, a couple in their 90s who were pillars of their church for decades. They were knifed to death on 7/3 by their grandson. The entire congregation is stunned. Please pray for them too, and the pastor, trying to help deal with the tragedy.
7/11 – Mis Hum asked for prayers for Some Rat. He has some serious health issues at this time.
7/11 – Fen requested prayers for comfort and strength for “C” and her mother. “C” is in her 30s and her father died after a several months long struggle with cancer.
7/11 – P, a long time lurker would appreciate prayers. He says he should have asked for prayers last year, when his stage 4 prostate cancer was first diagnosed, but he was too busy freaking out. A year and nine months later, he is still on hormone therapy and his PSA spiked recently. It’s back up to 92. He is supposed to start a drug trial soon. He knows from experience that prayer helps, and would greatly appreciate if anyone could include him in their prayers.
7/13 – Captain Obvious posted that he could use some prayers, as he was experiencing some kind of cardiac arrhythmia.
7/15 – Captain JS’ daughter needs prayers for his/her daughter. Early on 7/15, she experienced complete heart failure. She is in the ICU on a heart/lung machine. They will operate to see what is happening. Captain JS sends thanks in advance for the prayers and has faith in their power.
7/15 Update – Thanks to all who responded to Captain JS’ request for prayers. The daughter is still unconscious but is still alive. The doctors suspect a blockage to the left side of her heart. They are planning to take pictures and then insert a stent.
7/18 Update – Captain JS’ daughter passed away. Her heart, brain, and other organs were too damaged to regain function. Captain JS sends his thanks to the Horde for all the prayers.
7/20 – Tecumseh Tea posted that MrTea was diagnosed with colon cancer on 7/20. The doctor who did the colonoscopy said it is a large vascular tumor in the sigmoid. That’s all they know, but he has 3 CTs 7/23 and they see the oncologist on 7/28. They appreciate any and all prayers. Thank you.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.
2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)
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Looks like Trump channeled Norm MacDonald last night.
From what I saw, his jokes were basically for himself to mock the press to their faces.
But he should have went full Norm--over explaining why the joke is funny to make them suffer more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (3cUTc)
No covfefe for me. I am drinking a hot cup of Char Teas' "Winchester Breakfast" blend, although I am drinking it in a very hefty mug advertising Arbuckle's Ariosa Coffee. Arbuckle's was a famous coffee purveyor of the 19th and early 20th centuries, often called "The coffee that won the West." In order to preserve freshness, they developed a way to coat their beans in an egg wash and they also included a stick of peppermint candy in each bag.
The original company no longer exists, but a revived operation is in business today. I picked up a pound as a gift for a lady friend, and she says it's very good. But YMMV, of course.
arbucklecoffee.com
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:08 AM (qRla/)
7
This morning it’s Community Coffee dark roast for me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 08:11 AM (wxb/S)
8
Morning peeps. Last swig of Kona Blend. Overcast and a bit gloomy this morning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 08:12 AM (jehhT)
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It is 65 and sunny here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high in the low 80s predicted. I'm back to editing my novel again; I'm on chapter 4 of 16. Right now, I'm correcting small errors, changing repetitive descriptions and so on. No major changes to the storyline, only small expansions / contractions where needed.
And I've still got this nasty cold, although it has boiled itself down to a blocked right ear, raw throat and a chest full of mucus.*
Trivia note: Beatles' manager Brian Epstein's memoir was called A Cellarful of Noise, a nod to the cramped basement of the Cavern Club in Liverpool. John Lennon sneered that, given Brian's predilections, it should have been titled A Cellarful of Boys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)
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Glory to the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
St James, Apostle and martyr, pray for us.
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I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ksbjf)
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But he should have went full Norm--over explaining why the joke is funny to make them suffer more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (3cUTc)
13
Update on my youngest grandson's discernment of the priesthood:
1) A few weeks ago after Mass, one of the priests asked my grandson if he was considering the priesthood. Thy had not discussed this previously.
2) My grandson had a telecon that lasted for about 1-1/2 hours with a former Superior General of a religious order discussing the vocation of priesthood.
3) Last week, my grandson told the family that he wants to go to Seminary after high school.
Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)
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Good morning Horde. Thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:23 AM (/hT+7)
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Everyone here has a right and left ear, but nobody here has an aardvark.
Posted by: Bob McCallister, 1967 at July 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)
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Many of you folks need to read these tracts, so I'm leaving some over here on the counter.
Posted by: Spirit of Jack Chick at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)
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MP4, nice to see you so early! You are in my prayers.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (FGA9/)
18
La Llave this morning, and for the next week or so ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 08:26 AM (VyBeY)
19I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ksbjf)
MP4, nice to see you so early! You are in my prayers.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (FGA9/)
Thank you, both. It's been a rough week, though not even close to some of the misery others of the Horde are experiencing. I really must get a note off to Grammie.
Being remembered and prayed for means more than I can say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)
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Good morning again dear horde with thanks to mh and annie and you morons for praying
{grammie}
Condolences to Capt. J. and her family
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:30 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM*
Am slowly working my way through the book.
Currently pondering the phrase "... every good thing and every perfect gift..." in Chapter 1.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)
22Many of you folks need to read these tracts, so I'm leaving some over here on the counter.
Posted by: Spirit of Jack Chick at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)
Fortean Times magazine did a cover story on Chick last year, I believe. I'd have to take some time to dig it out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:31 AM (qRla/)
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Such great news about MamaPublius! Praise God for miracles, and His mercy and grace.
I wanted to catch Miley or Publius on a live thread, but I never could, to encourage them. Elderly patients don't metabolize medication very quickly, and when they get a lot of meds, or have lots of anesthesia, it clouds their minds and they act strangely. Many families think this means dementia has set in, or that some latent personality traits are showing themselves suddenly, but often (not always, of course) when their body catches up and enough of the chemicals are flushed out, their clarity returns.
Such good news for this family.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:31 AM (FGA9/)
I am still doing fine - pump seems to be working and everything appears stable for now. I am incredibly blessed!
Finished up the latest stocking for an as-yet-not-born grandchild; DD#3 and hubby started IVF last month. First attempt didn't take, so they will be trying again next month. Prayers for a successful procedure and subsequent pregnancy would be greatly appreciated! I am hoping that I will live long enough to see at least one more grandchild born.
We will be going out to California at the end of next week to visit DD#1 and her family - the grandsons are getting bigger every day. We can't wait to see them again 😊💕
Would humbly request prayers for Marshall, a long-time friend and HS classmate of Mrs MKC, who is currently hospitalized with heart failure.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 08:34 AM (kOluj)
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Poor mama publius has had a rough go of it lately.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)
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“I went out the kitchen to make coffee - yards of coffee. Rich, strong, bitter, boiling hot, ruthless, depraved. The life blood of tired men.”― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye (H/T ooops I forgot. But thank you Moron)
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Good old Chandler!
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)
31And my Lives of the Saints book says today is the feast day of St Christopher.
Back to writing, but I'm around. Dropping in here and there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:32 AM (qRla/)
Mine does too. However, the liturgical calendar was revised.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ksbjf)
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SFPsycho
Thank you for asking. It has been a hard week. We both will be glad to meet with the doctor on Tuesday and find out what we are facing.
MrTea is still working so that is very good for him to go and do/think about other things.
I'm all over the place. Fine one minute and weepy the next. Trying to be strong for our son, who does not understand but knows something is really wrong. He and his dad are very close, and he does a lot of M's care.
But, God is good, and He is faithful. And I know He hears our prayers. Ps 103 is my go-to right now.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:37 AM (FGA9/)
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27 Hello, Horde!
I am still doing fine - pump seems to be working and everything appears stable for now. I am incredibly blessed!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 08:33 AM (SRRAx)
God is good! You are a walking miracle! Prayers for successful pregnancy for DD#3. Babies make us happy.
Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 08:39 AM (Oy/m2)
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3) Last week, my grandson told the family that he wants to go to Seminary after high school.
Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)
What a wonderful young man! I have a young nephew who graduated from Texas A&M this year. Early on he asked to be the Chaplain for his unit (I’m not quite clear how the Corps is organized); by his senior year he was designated student chaplain for his entire graduating class. He has expressed a desire to go on with a career as Chaplain in the US military forces. Surprised all of us who knew him as an intelligent, but rather shy and reserved boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 08:39 AM (wxb/S)
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I am hoping that I will live long enough to see at least one more grandchild born.
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Yaaas! b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:39 AM (JvZF+)
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Oh, and I read somewhere that today is World IVF Day - in celebration of Louise Brown, the very first IVF baby, born on July 25th, 1978.
I am old enough to remember that miraculous occurrence, and now our family is fortunate enough to possibly benefit from that technology.
I'm drinking half Bones maple bacon, half Rootless damn fine cup of coffee, iced, with Javvy protein coffee powder for extra kick. I need it this morning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:46 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:47 AM (FGA9/)
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Good morning Horde, prayers in abundance for all of you and your loved ones.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ibDUx)
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The world has changed, we think, but I've known a couple of guys who were well into seminary school before it was made clear to them just what the vow of celibacy was all about.
I suppose it behooves one to make sure this does not befall candidates in our time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (zdLoL)
47Oh, and I read somewhere that today is World IVF Day - in celebration of Louise Brown, the very first IVF baby, born on July 25th, 1978.
I am old enough to remember that miraculous occurrence, and now our family is fortunate enough to possibly benefit from that technology.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 08:40 AM (SRRAx)
I don't want to rain on your parade, but IVF is not an unalloyed good. There is a very dark side to IVF: rejected fertilized eggs (i.e., microscopic human beings) are destroyed. Since the doctors are playing God, the Catholic Church opposes IVF.
I sympathize with couples that desperately want to be parents, but IVF makes me squeamish.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ksbjf)
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40 They called her the first "test tube" baby
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:43 AM (JvZF+)
Young Scott, to Dr. Evil: “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!”
Dr. Evil: “Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 08:51 AM (wxb/S)
49The world has changed, we think, but I've known a couple of guys who were well into seminary school before it was made clear to them just what the vow of celibacy was all about.
I suppose it behooves one to make sure this does not befall candidates in our time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (zdLoL)
Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.
The current generation of priests are much more orthodox and take their vows of celibacy seriously.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
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This song was on my Spotify "Sunday" playlist, but I just found this very fun version on the yootoobz:
https://youtu.be/AfY7CGU8sck
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (kOluj)
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Good morning all. Prayers sent for those in need.
Tecumseh Tea.... I've been where you're standing. I sincerely hope that road leads you in a different direction than it took me. I was 30 yrs old with a 2 yr old child when my first husband passed from an aggressive lung cancer.
Stand strong, hon. "Be still and know."
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2026 08:55 AM (OsdBI)
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Boy F. is working 2 hours a week at the bakery and loves it. He took himself all the way home on the muni this week for the first time and was very proud of himself about that too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:56 AM (JvZF+)
53 77° here in North Alabama. Good morning everyone. All done with round one of shoulder PT for the day. Two more rounds to knock out. I've got back full range of motion after surgery on the 6th to repair the rotator cuff started very. PT lady added mild resistance with the bands yesterday to isolate the scapula muscles.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 25, 2026 08:58 AM (QVmho)
54
Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 09:01 AM (nT/TX)
55 Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)
I bet he was proud! Good for him, and for you and MrsF too.
This is a family effort, to get our kids out and about and living as full a life as possible, and as independently as possible.
I'm so happy for him.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:12 AM (FGA9/)
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Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)
Do you have a backup disk or something?
Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 09:12 AM (Oy/m2)
BTW, I know I am not online as much as I used to be, but has something happened to Fenelon? I haven't noticed her around the few times I've been here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:14 AM (qRla/)
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Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0)
63Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice
Donald Trump is a son of a bitch.
And yet, 100 years from now, he will be remembered as one of the most consequential Presidents while you will be the answer to a Trivial Pursuit question.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)
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Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)
Backup, backup, backup. And often. I have 6 external drives that serve that single purpose. Because all of us have been there. With very important documents, paper copies as well. A couple of thumb drives for "spur of the moment" stuff come in handy as well. Drives can and do fail. More often than not, over years of use.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 09:16 AM (hmYU4)
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Morning Horde. Prayers for all…. I’m noticing: It gets hot in the summer. Go figure
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 25, 2026 09:16 AM (26GAh)
It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)
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Got to the lake 30 minutes ago. Rained off and on the whole 2 hour trip. Stopped at Hardee's to pick up a coffee and sausage biscuits for the girls.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 09:17 AM (nT/TX)
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Mornin' Hoard. Prayers raised to all requests. God is good, indeed.
So many blessings from last weekend's visit with my sister-in-law. Got to meet my grandniece and nephew for the first time. My nephew and his wife have their hands full with their son's autism. Moderately functioning. He seemingly has an ability to tell you the exact time of day with no clock in sight. The daughter is wonderfully typical 11-year old, ably defending her Swiftie status under my withering attack.
Taking Little through my old neighborhood, going past the high school, pointing out storefronts, and finally, buying him his first Dickie Dees hot dog, were among the bucket list items checked during this road trip. The weather presented some challenges coming and going, but was uncannily gorgeous through the weekend. My heart is full. Praise God for his protection and provision...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 09:18 AM (nbLIj)
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MP4, Fenelon has been taking frequent breaks from then news.
She's good. She also has that new kitten who is keeping her busy! Millard Fillmore, lol
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:19 AM (FGA9/)
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My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0)
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All the Uhauls are in California
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (JvZF+)
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HVAC guy was at lake house Tuesday. Found a clog that caused the A/C coils to freeze. He left thermostat set at 62. House was quite chilly when wife and daughter got here yesterday.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (nT/TX)
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Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)
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Right now, I'm correcting small errors, changing repetitive descriptions and so on.
************
*MPPPP writes* "It was a dark and stormy night"
No, dammit. I used that in chapter one... *strikes through*
*writes* "The night was both stormy and dark."
Crap! That's not any better! *scribbles over angrily*
*thinks*
Aha! *writes* "'Twas the hours between dusk and dawn, when the gloomy veil of pitch black endlessness creeps into the souls of men, as thunder clouds gather on the horizon, gnawing at the inner fears that dwell within. A gentle downpour surges to become a raging gale. Suddenly a shot rang out and somewhere a dog barked."
*sits back, sips tea smugly*
Now THAT'S more like it!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (I0N4X)
74
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
MSNOW covering the WCHA:
"The president has convinced a great many Americans to not trust reporters."
Fails to mention that they've done just fine with that all on their own.
-
For decades I wondered whether the media was really that stupid or whether they were that dishonest but now I know the answer is yes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)
75
My heart is full. Praise God for his protection and provision...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 09:18 AM (nbLIj)
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Grammie — Great to see you here. Prayers and God bless you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 25, 2026 09:24 AM (ALKK0)
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Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)
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Awful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 09:24 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)
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Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.
I always wondered why the sodomites would want to join the priesthood. Then as I got older and wiser I learned it's what sodomites do...infiltrate and destroy from within, preying on the youth and unsuspecting.
Posted by: Like the Boy Scouts at July 25, 2026 09:25 AM (ftsic)
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Grammy!!! What a ray of sunshine to see you here. Thanks for stopping by and picking us up - continued prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 09:26 AM (kOluj)
81MP4, Fenelon has been taking frequent breaks from then news.
She's good. She also has that new kitten who is keeping her busy! Millard Fillmore, lol
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:19 AM (FGA9/)
Good to hear. I should do the same.
I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)
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Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever. Amen.
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.
83
It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)
Parable of the Sower, the seed that fell on rocky ground:
“ 5 Some fell on rocky places, where it did not have much soil. It sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow. 6 But when the sun came up, the plants were scorched, and they withered because they had no root.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:29 AM (wxb/S)
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In a letter dated July 24, State Rep. James White (R-Guilford) formally requested that Bellows immediately investigate whether Jackson—or any candidate who sought and lost a race for another federal, state, or county office in Maine’s June primary, is legally eligible to become a replacement nominee under Maine election law.
Maine says if you lose Race A in the primary you cannot find an alternate (another open position) path to the General Election.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)
86Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)
**crushing hug**
Grammie, how wonderful to see you! I keep meaning to send a letter, yet I never do.
You are in my thoughts, and if my minor prayers are taken notice of, I pray for your health and happiness. AoS would be the poorer without you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:30 AM (qRla/)
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Remember the 6600 NJ illegal voters disclosure?
Well the real number is around 36k.
The public 6600 was to hide the real fraud.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)
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Good morning, and a fine "Mahok!" to you all. I'm hoping the coffee will make up for last night's fitful sleep. I have a long drive and a not-so-long hike planned for this morning. Hopefully I don't have another complete radio equipment failure like I did a couple weeks ago. Have a blessed weekend.
Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 09:32 AM (OygQN)
89Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (I0N4X)
For someone who's been fortunate enough to have never met me, you have a pretty good lock on my writing process, Muldoon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:32 AM (qRla/)
Trump: "Elizabeth Warren did not accept our invitation to debate. I wanted to debate her. I decided to bury the hatchet."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:32 AM (ndZc7)
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grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)
Good to see you this morning.
Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
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Muldoon (and other writers) the sobering truth is I was able to generate this paragraph of text in just a few seconds using a simple artificial intelligence query:
"It was a dark and stormy night, when the blackened heavens, rent by a ghastly lightning, poured their torrential lament upon the earth. The wind moaned like a lost spirit through the pines, and each clap of thunder seemed the knell of some dreadful, forgotten doom."
So there's that.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)
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Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
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There was a second category - men who recognized that they had sinful desires and figured that being ordained would drive it from them.
I think there is some overlap between the two groups, and certainly unscrupulous bishops tried to make us believe that all of the gays were in this second, pitiable category when they weren't.
The Jesuits at this point is nothing but a gay lobbying group, GLAAD with collars. It's past time to suppress the order. Again.
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72 Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)
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Mrs. Lloyd's cancer was found to be of a kind that does not require chemo before surgery, so she will go under the knife in about two weeks.
That is when school will be starting for the grandkids, so Chateau Lloyd is a hive of activity. Thank you for your prayers, their effects are apparent to everyone here and much appreciated.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 09:38 AM (LIHQP)
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Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!
Prayers up for all of God's children.
And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.
(And prayers for the meeting I will lead later this morning, for peace and discernment and may reason and neighborly love rule the day.)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 09:38 AM (D/6p1)
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I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Here, kitty kitty works, too!
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:39 AM (FGA9/)
99Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
I always wondered why the sodomites would want to join the priesthood. Then as I got older and wiser I learned it's what sodomites do...infiltrate and destroy from within, preying on the youth and unsuspecting.
Posted by: Like the Boy Scouts at July 25, 2026 09:25 AM (ftsic)
Homosexuality is a disordered sexual passion due to being sexually abused at a formative age. It seems that homosexuality becomes their identity and, since they can't reproduce, they recruit by abusing the young.
Interestingly, of all the ancient Mediterranean religions, only the Jews and, later, the Christians proscribed homosexuality. They certainly were familiar with the practice, but God instructed them to reject homosexuality. Also, St. Anthony of the Desert taught that the pagan gods were actually Satan and his fallen angels.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 09:39 AM (ksbjf)
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I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)
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I suppose it is a regional thing, sort of like how you have George WAHshington vs WARshington.
Report: GOP Memo Urges Republicans to Link Democrats to Communism
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:45 AM (ndZc7)
107
Remember the 6600 NJ illegal voters disclosure?
Well the real number is around 36k.
The public 6600 was to hide the real fraud.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)
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This is why panicking about the mid-terms is so stupid.
Many jurisdictions haven't even settled on the fall ballot yet. The stupid models are just that, and until you have actual candidates, the charts and tables are just there to waste everyone's time.
The Dems are nominating certified lunatics, so all the fancy "historic trends" are irrelevant, and we're now seeing that many of the elections built into the model were fixed.
The Dems have gotten lazy. They thought their cheating model would last forever, so they can just run whoever they want and win. Under the GOPe, they were right, but things are different now, and Trump 2.0 is hitting them from every side. That's why they are getting so violent.
This also tells you they know they are losing. Threats are for losers. "If we gain power again, we'll kill you!" is what weak people do. Strong people watch, take notes, and then settle the scores, because threats may cause people to chicken out, or fight that much harder. Stupid.
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I've had enough computer woes. I back up to an external drive and have an external SSD with all our photos, music and documents on it. That SSD drive gets yanked every time we have to "bug out" and goes with us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 09:45 AM (jehhT)
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Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)
You're the treasure and we love you dearly.
Posted by: It's true, we do at July 25, 2026 09:46 AM (TbWk/)
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Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)
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This is great news! I see it as a win either way - he clearly is a serious-minded man and will be a great and thoughtful father in either context.
The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)
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There was a bar/Italian restaurant in Spring Valley, NY that hosted the Millard Fillmore Society in a side banquet room. The walls were adorned with signed letters from prominent people/politicians declining to attend the festivities.
Posted by: Many Scheduling Conflicts at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)
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Read a detailed report on Michigan vote fraud, just no way that is the only state with a very good fraud going on and no where else.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:48 AM (Ia/+0)
114Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? ...
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
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There was a second category - men who recognized that they had sinful desires and figured that being ordained would drive it from them.
I think there is some overlap between the two groups, and certainly unscrupulous bishops tried to make us believe that all of the gays were in this second, pitiable category when they weren't.
The Jesuits at this point is nothing but a gay lobbying group, GLAAD with collars. It's past time to suppress the order. Again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)
It's my opinion that homosexuals being intentionally put into the priesthood was part of Satan being granted 100 years to destroy the Catholic Church (ref. Pope Leo XIII's auditory experience). It seems that the 100 years is ending: see the dramatic rise in conversions into the Church and a much more orthodox, younger clergy.
My grandson has no interest in the Jesuits. Hopefully, Pope Leo XIV suppresses that order: it's well past time. They've lost their way.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 09:48 AM (ksbjf)
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My painting connected to Catholicism. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 09:49 AM (KC5Lt)
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They redefined "celibacy" to "I will never marry a woman."
These fags were never interest in woman in the first place.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 09:49 AM (qFwJc)
119Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s?
No, altar boy, I'm talking about a B-24 radio operator who went to Holy Cross in the 40's and became an accountant, and a Khe Sanh Marine whose kid pitches in the majors. Sneer harder, streetfighter. Keep losing.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:53 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Kramer at July 25, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)
121Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)
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This is great news! I see it as a win either way - he clearly is a serious-minded man and will be a great and thoughtful father in either context.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:46 AM (ZOv7s)
He and I now have regular discussions after Mass concerning points of theology or Church teachings. LH mentioned last week that people are being put into his path that are giving him opportunities not available to every 16 year-old. As a matter of fact, he's going on a 1-day retreat today.
He's a young man that loves mission work, Adoration and the Eucharist. He's now one of the senior Altar Servers.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ksbjf)
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“ The Dems are nominating certified lunatics, so all the fancy "historic trends" are irrelevant, and we're now seeing that many of the elections built into the model were fixed.”
Exactly. And, as Talarico’s floundering in Texas with black voters has been demonstrating, their old coalitions that they took for granted are cracking up under the strain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (o8hG1)
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“Reacher” Star Alan Ritchson Says Trump Is a “F***Ing Rapist” in Epstein Files Rant
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F*ck you up the ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)
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Maybe I liked the shorter Reacher better?
For anyone who was still clinging to that character and its series, you now have ample reason to limp away. Seems a shame.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:57 AM (zdLoL)
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72 Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)
Grammie !So glad to hear from you and see you are feeling better !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (FtULh)
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The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)
Idiotic. In fact, as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties” where they would shock themselves, both for the “experience” and because of some mythical health benefits.
The upper classes have always been weird.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (o8hG1)
1313) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.
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Now that I parse the phrasing this seems to promise a deferred punishment with a sword of Damocles aspect to it.
Which, ironically, is itself a sharp object
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:00 AM (I0N4X)
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Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:57 AM (zdLoL)
That's minor compared to what he has said previously. He's the worst kind. Declares he is a real Christian and all right winger Christians are fake.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:00 AM (KC5Lt)
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Allmighty GOD, we give You all praise and glory and thank You for Your many blessings to Your children. We confess our sins as a nation and beg forgiveness. Grant mercy on us and bring us back into covenant with You.
Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (LHPAg)
Bass Under Fire: LA Mayor Points Finger at Trump over Homelessness Crisis
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)
135
You are very accomplished, Polynikes. I would hang that.
Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (VJX5o)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (o8hG1)
We know Franklin did it to himself and family members. The Smithsonian decided to add in that other tidbit with no shred of evidence in order to rile up their leftist troops.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (KC5Lt)
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The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Is there real evidence he was working for the Brits? I've never really read up on that controversy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 10:03 AM (XvL8K)
138Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
No, altar boy, I'm talking about a B-24 radio operator who went to Holy Cross in the 40's and became an accountant, and a Khe Sanh Marine whose kid pitches in the majors. Sneer harder, streetfighter. Keep losing.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:53 AM (zdLoL)
You seem nice.
I made no implication against your friends. They discerned-out of the priesthood. Nothing against them; it is not unusual for seminarians to decide that the vocation of priesthood was not for them.
I was trying to clarify your point. It is now known that Communists infiltrated the Church (see Bella Dodd's admissions of guilt) and they, in turn, put homosexuals into the seminaries. I was concerned for you friends that homosexuals had attempted to abuse them. I'm glad to hear that did not happen.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:04 AM (ksbjf)
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Thanks for allowing me to share my paintings. Appreciate the feedback good or bad.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:04 AM (KC5Lt)
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Article today how Leftist lunatics are gettin in charge of museums and running them down pushing Cultural Marxism
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Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions - those requested and those known but to God.
A prayer of Thanksgiving is offered for my n'er do well daughter. She started an commercial electrical apprenticeship program this week. Pray she does well and works hard.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2026 10:05 AM (O6Iwc)
1431) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice.
3) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.
4) Have a great weekend!
Do you remember those halcyon days of yore, when MisHum was still finding his feet regarding the rules? When it was easy to find loopholes, and go wild?
Those days of dipping the 'ettes pigtails in the inkwell, of making and flying paper airplanes, shooting spitwads through a Bic pen barrel, putting tacks on MisHum's chair, moving the clock up five minutes, and generally executing on primal persuasions?
I kind of miss those days.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1)
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Polynikes, I love your art! I’ve actually visited that cathedral, it’s magnificent. Rivals any of the great European cathedrals.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 10:06 AM (o8hG1)
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Good morning all
Nothing exciting going on here and I am fine with that for the time being, The latest heat wave has broken and I have a tomatoe plant that is taller than I am and doesn't have any tomatoes yet.
{{{Teresa}}}you are a walking miracle. Have fun with the grandkids.
{{{I used to have a different nic}}}radiation does work. I've seen it up close.
Any update on Some Rat?
146 The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)
Idiotic. In fact, as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties” where they would shock themselves, both for the “experience” and because of some mythical health benefits.
The upper classes have always been weird.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (o8hG1)
Ben Franklin also founded one of the first (if not the first) Abolitionist societies in the then-colonies. I assume that the Smithsonian didn't see fit to provide that bit of information.
Just more of the Commie scum besmirching the reputation of the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ksbjf)
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Went out for a walk late yesterday and decided to listen to the White House Correspondents Association dinner streaming with a pair of earbuds for any modicum of entertainment value it might offer.
This was early in the event before DJT spoke.
They spent an inordinate amount of time reliving the event in April. My goodness, to hear them recount the tales of gallant bravery as they boldly texted and tweeted from beneath the banquet tables while clutching stolen bottles of wine, every one of them is deserving of the Congressional Medal of Honor and by now should be recognized as honorary Navy Seals.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)
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Polynikes I think compare older to new paintings you seem to be improving
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:09 AM (Ia/+0)
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Trivia note: Beatles' manager Brian Epstein's memoir was called A Cellarful of Noise, a nod to the cramped basement of the Cavern Club in Liverpool. John Lennon sneered that, given Brian's predilections, it should have been titled A Cellarful of Boys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)
John Lennon was ashoe.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:10 AM (LHPAg)
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Just more of the Commie scum besmirching the reputation of the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ksbjf)
Trump brought back a statue of Jefferson to the White House. The commie media said only that Trump was honoring slaveholders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 10:11 AM (o8hG1)
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Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)
John Lennon was ashoe.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:10 AM (LHPAg)
Beatles were my era.. Saw them when they came to the Cow Palace the first time....Yeah, I'm that old.. I had a tween crush on George... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:12 AM (FtULh)
152In fact, as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties” where they would shock themselves, both for the “experience” and because of some mythical health benefits.
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Electric Parvenu - a li merick
The upper classes partied with felicity
and a bit of scientific elasticity
They'd rub balloons in their hair
and gaily stick them everywhere
They called it "ecstatic electricity"!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:13 AM (I0N4X)
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The Smithsonian lady is just like the NPR lady. Arrogant , condescending and headed for a fall. Soon I hope
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 10:13 AM (/hT+7)
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Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:09 AM (Ia/+0)
Thanks I hope so. Though some styles or techniques I might use on later paintings might not be someone's cup of tea. But that's okay. I have my own favorites that include some of my first paintings but I agree that it gets easier the more I do it and techniques have progressed.
I probably wasted much time figuring things out rather than take lessons but that's what I enjoy most.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)
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Good morning Horde. Need suggestions. And prayers.
A dear friend's adult son committed suicide last week.
He's a devout Catholic. He just finished burying his son, traveled to the family plot in the home town and has now returned.
His spouse had a planned trip overseas, and he will be alone for a few weeks.
What would anyone suggest his circle of very concerned friends do to keep his spirits up?
I can see him descend into despair, but grief is a difficult and very personal journey.
How to be there, but not impose?
Posted by: Derak at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (P8hA7)
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (I0N4X)
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I have my own favorites that include sad clowns.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 10:16 AM (JGje1)
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I probably wasted much time figuring things out rather than take lessons but that's what I enjoy most.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)
Do you sell your paintings ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:17 AM (FtULh)
159 as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties”
Make Electric Parties Great Again!
Posted by: Ol' Sparky at July 25, 2026 10:17 AM (EJWxb)
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he should have went full Norm--over explaining why the joke is funny to make them suffer more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (3cUTc)
Should have gone.
Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:18 AM (GFRGc)
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Electric parties make think of Donovan and electrical bananas.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2026 10:19 AM (KGj36)
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I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
Used to be a comic strip called Mallard Fillmore. Fairly conservative, frequently funny. I miss the comic pages, but gave up newspapers a few years back.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)
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Do you sell your paintings ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:17 AM (FtULh)
I mostly sell commissions but I have sold a few completed paintings through charity auctions and word of mouth.
I price them like a plumber. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:20 AM (KC5Lt)
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Beatles were my era.. Saw them when they came to the Cow Palace the first time....Yeah, I'm that old.. I had a tween crush on George... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:12 AM (FtULh)
Well he certainly was nicer that Lennon or McCartney, but probably not Ringo, who was the smartest.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:21 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:21 AM (I0N4X)
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The Smithsonian's various museums used to be quite nice. My folks would take us down to the mall, park on a side street for free, walk a block or two and spend all day visiting each one. This was years before the Air and Space was built. That place was a day unto itself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (jehhT)
167
There are different versions of Tchaikovsky's March Slave. Some are a little too slow or too fast but this one is good.
Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)
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Different Nic, be aware that radiation is a cumulative affair...it starts out like it's nothing, but it mounts as it goes. You will have the strongest effects in the week or two after it concludes. Plan accordingly.
Went through it last fall, so yeah, experience here.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (mQbp+)
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Just more of the Commie scum besmirching the reputation of the Founding Fathers.
re: Franklin and electroshock therapy on slaves
It's just another way to say Hate Whitey. Just because.
Any opportunity to stir up more racial animus.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (FGA9/)
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Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:18 AM
At least we didn't have to read "should of..."
Posted by: Pedantic word nerd at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)
171Electric parties make think of Donovan and electrical bananas.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2026 10:19 AM
No love for Electric Avenue?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)
172
The relatively new DC black history museum decided not to include Clarence Thomas when it first opened. I don't know if that has changed.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (KC5Lt)
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I mostly sell commissions but I have sold a few completed paintings through charity auctions and word of mouth.
I price them like a plumber. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:20 AM (KC5Lt)
LOL..Good for you.. This is the first time I've looked at one of your paintings and I think you are very talented...I taught art at a Private girls HS many moons ago... I used to paint and sold paintings...I concentrated on local scenes .It was easy to find great subjects where I am...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (0sNs1)
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The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
https://tinyurl.com/eeaear5c
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (QxSDX)
176Lot of homos join the priesthood so they can stay in the closet with not a lot of questions being asked.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 09:44 AM (KC5Lt)
While that is true, the Catholic Church has gotten much better at recognizing the threat homosexuals pose. Back during the sexual abuse scandals of the 1990s, bishops were being advised to reassign priests rather than laicise (i.e., remove them from the priesthood). We now know that the people giving that advise to the bishops had their own pro-homosexuality agenda.
There is now a group called Courage that councils same-sex attracted people within the Catholic Church. Fr. James Martin and the Synod of Synodality do not like Courage. However, Pope Leo XIV met with people and priests involved with Courage to discuss their ministry.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)
177
At least we didn't have to read "should of..."
Posted by: Pedantic word nerd at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)
I could care less about that.
Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (GFRGc)
And contrary to quite a few ignorant comments I've seen in the past on this very site, one of the all time greats.
No people, being a great drummer isn't all about how fast you can go.
Nor is being a great guitar player.
Posted by: Blue Hair at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (VGE5u)
181
What would anyone suggest his circle of very concerned friends do to keep his spirits up?
I can see him descend into despair, but grief is a difficult and very personal journey.
How to be there, but not impose?
Posted by: Derak
Honestly, just go and sit with him. No need to talk at this point - there will be time for that later. After my late wife took herself out, a number of my buddies visited now and then for weeks afterward. We just sat there on the porch. Sometimes, I'd say something but most times not. As I look back it was exactly what I needed.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (O6Iwc)
182
In my family, it's MILL-rd. My grandfather's brother was named that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (bkuEU)
183
I thought maybe this might have been brought forward from one of the evening threads, but Donna&&&&&& posted that she is quite ill with Stage 4 ovarian cancer.
She said she is getting her affairs in order, and that the last 2 weeks had been very difficult with severe nausea and fatigue.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (FGA9/)
Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (80oeU)
185
> Maybe meet him somewhere for coffee just to talk. See where the conversation goes.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2026 10:26 AM
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You probably don't even need to say anything.
You can pretend to care, but you can't pretend to be there.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)
186Different Nic, be aware that radiation is a cumulative affair...it starts out like it's nothing, but it mounts as it goes. You will have the strongest effects in the week or two after it concludes. Plan accordingly...
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (mQbp+)
In that sense radiation is a lot like listening to Rush or eating at Taco Bell.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (iJfKG)
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183 I thought maybe this might have been brought forward from one of the evening threads, but Donna&&&&&& posted that she is quite ill with Stage 4 ovarian cancer.
She said she is getting her affairs in order, and that the last 2 weeks had been very difficult with severe nausea and fatigue.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (FGA9/)
I saw that... Prayers... And for you as well...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (FtULh)
Yeah, the more I read about the Fabs, the more I realize that, had I known them, I probably would have never have been friends.
- John was a sarcastic asshole always looking for your weak spot.
- Paul was a schemer, with a reputation for two-facedness and insincerity he's never been able to shake.
- George was a cranky misanthrope who would have been happier had the Beatles never become famous.
- Ringo would generally be cool / accepting to your face, but held grudges like an SOB.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:30 AM (qRla/)
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Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (FtULh)
I've moved to a new development recently and have painted a number of scenes and was advised that the developer was interested in buying a few once they build another community building.
I plan to charge them like a very expensive plumber.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (KC5Lt)
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I've moved to a new development recently and have painted a number of scenes and was advised that the developer was interested in buying a few once they build another community building.
I plan to charge them like a very expensive plumber.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (KC5Lt)
Good for you.. Keep it up
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (qRla/)
195
McCartney did all the competent guitar solos, such as they were, on their albums. Harrison was a super nice guy, but not really much of a guitar player.
Yes, we are in the process of getting some Fenben -- thought we had a local source but that turned out to not be true.
He is taking some anti-tumor herbals right now, and working on getting the fenben.
M is 39, developmentally 7-13, nonverbal. Not autistic, just mentally impaired with a separate speech disability.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:33 AM (FGA9/)
198At least we didn't have to read "should of..."
Posted by: Pedantic word nerd
I could care less about that.
Posted by: Grammar Police
Irregardless. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
**********
For all intensive purposes...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (I0N4X)
199> Maybe meet him somewhere for coffee just to talk. See where the conversation goes.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2026 10:26 AM
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You probably don't even need to say anything.
You can pretend to care, but you can't pretend to be there.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Well said. Back when an old college buddy was having a rough patch, I drove over an hour to meet him and buy him lunch and a beer at his favorite bar. He later told me that really helped him.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (ksbjf)
200
My favorite songs from the Beatles solo efforts are Ringo's.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:35 AM (FGA9/)
203I thought maybe this might have been brought forward from one of the evening threads, but Donna&&&&&& posted that she is quite ill with Stage 4 ovarian cancer.
She said she is getting her affairs in order, and that the last 2 weeks had been very difficult with severe nausea and fatigue.
Oh, FFS. She's one of my fave commenters.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)
204
For all intensive purposes...
Posted by: muldoon
It's a mute point.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)
205I plan to charge them like a very expensive plumber.
Posted by: polynikes
**********
Sounds like you will soon be flush with success...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (I0N4X)
Everyone is at a total loss as to how to support him.
I concur, talk not necessary, presence is.
He needs to know he can float on the presence of those who truly care.
I appreciate the fact that the Catholic Church has moderated its stance on suicides. He was able to have a funeral mass, which in years past, it was not allowed. That was extremely beneficial for the surviving family.
The church has decided it's up to God to determine the state of mind the suicide was in and grant pardon, allowing mental illness as a mitigating factor. It's is not for our judgement.
Posted by: Derak at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (P8hA7)
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Get your ivermectin and fenbendazole at a farm supply store. You can find dosage information online.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (qFwJc)
208
For all intensive purposes...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (I0N4X)
I'm sure you know those are referred to as eggcorns. I love them . My favorite is Chester Drawers.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (80oeU)
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100 I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)
He's from upstate NY and there's stuff named after him around. I have always heard it as the first one.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (w/O5Q)
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175 The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
https://tinyurl.com/eeaear5c
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John III Sobieski spins in his grave.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (6/7Fs)
212McCartney did all the competent guitar solos, such as they were, on their albums. Harrison was a super nice guy, but not really much of a guitar player.
Posted by: Eh at July 25, 2026 10:32 AM (VGE5u)
Even without The Beatles, John and Paul, Paul certainly would've broken into the public consciousness at some point as rock musicians. Ringo was already a professional drummer.
But, George probably wouldn't have gone anywhere if the others hadn't been there. an okay songwriter that had to get better because Paul and John were schooling him indirectly every time they got together.
.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (FGA9/)
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There are different versions of Tchaikovsky's March Slave. Some are a little too slow or too fast but this one is good.
Posted by: dantesed
How music lover Hitler could have (could of) listened to Tchaikovsky and concluded the Russians were subhuman is beyond me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)
215
We are headed out to the Farmers' Market.
See you later.
Thank you all so much for praying for us.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (FGA9/)
216
Another chapter done. Perhaps I'll get through one more and then try to enjoy the sunny day.
You know, being here today is really a welcome dope slap for me. As much as I wallow in my own unhappiness and self-loathing, I never really keep in mind that so many others have it much worse than I do and don't have the luxury of deceiving themselves as to the misery of their lives.
I despise almost everything about myself and my life - but I am alive, I can write and I could, if I wanted, hop in the car right now and take a nice drive with good music blasting from the speakers.
I'm actually feeling ashamed right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (qRla/)
217
I think George wrote songs or produced songs for Bad Finger.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 10:41 AM (abScH)
219 I think George wrote songs or produced songs for Bad Finger.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (KC5Lt)
That was probably Paul.
He wrote their first hit, "Come and Get It".
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)
220
- A long time ago, but in this very same galaxy...
Whenever I saw Donna&&&&&
I used to think Donna and the &&&&&
Donna being the lead vocalist of course.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:42 AM (/XKEa)
221
I think The Beatles was the first time pop music became a part,of my life. It just goes with the first time I danced with a boy I liked. By the time I got to college, it was Jefferson Airplane, iron Butterfly, Grateful Dead. 😉
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175 The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
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A couple of months ago the govt released a plan to Muslimify the countryside. They said the fact there are rural areas without diversity is racist. And here we are with the first steps of that plan.
Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:43 AM (GFRGc)
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Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)
Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:43 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)
225Even without The Beatles, John and Paul, Paul certainly would've broken into the public consciousness at some point as rock musicians. Ringo was already a professional drummer.
I think it's the book 150 Glimpses of the Beatles that has a short alt-history essay where Gerry and The Pacemakers become the Fab Four and the Beatles a flash in the pan who released a couple of albums and now work as a cover / tribute band at local fairs, always playing at least one or two of their own songs, John saying that the audiences don't really like them, but the band likes playing them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:44 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)
227 I'm actually feeling ashamed right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I pray your find enough peace you go on that drive.
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:46 AM (Dd38x)
228
Glad to help. I have been taking ivermectin twice monthly since April of 2020.
I started with the horse paste (apple flavor). I switched to the 1% solution for cattle and swine.
At the church bowling league I got teased. "You still taking the horse paste?"
"No, I am taking the 1% solution for cattle and swine."
Lots of laughs.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 10:46 AM (qFwJc)
229
I loved the concept of the movie Yesterday but they absolutely ruined it for me with the ending.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)
230
I was cubing up a rutabega with a Big knife yesterday, and came that close to cutting off my left thumb. Somehow it dawned on me what was happening and the blade stopped before getting through my nail. Mrs. E was standing there and would have made me go to the ER.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (LHPAg)
The interwebs say Mccartney wrote it. Harrison played on and produced Day After Day.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (XvL8K)
232
couple of months ago the govt released a plan to Muslimify the countryside. They said the fact there are rural areas without diversity is racist. And here we are with the first steps of that plan.
Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25,
Diversify with all young men of military age?
Seems suspect.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)
233
- Also way back when, when I first saw her commenting,
It's me, Donna was It's just me, Donna.
I suggested she drop the "just" from it.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:49 AM (LHPAg)
235
I despise almost everything about myself and my life - but I am alive, I can write and I could, if I wanted, hop in the car right now and take a nice drive with good music blasting from the speakers.
I'm actually feeling ashamed right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (qRla/)
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God bless you!
Unless you have a bunch of bodies in the basement or are a Democrat politician (but I repeat myself), you have nothing to be ashamed of. God's mercy is infinite and I would say that your soul is more precious to Him than those of us who pray, fast, go to church because yours is in more peril.
236
Polynikes thats because some day in a movie about Clarence Thomas, Sean Penn will be playing his roll
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:49 AM (Ia/+0)
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Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (LHPAg)
I see where you went wrong.
Rutabaga.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:50 AM (KC5Lt)
238I think George wrote songs or produced songs for Bad Finger.
The band (originally The Iveys) was discovered and promoted to Apple Records by Mal Evans, one of the Beatles' roadies. He tried his hand at producing, but wasn't good at it. George stepped in to play slide guitar on "Day After Day" and, as lead singer Pete Ham tells it, his ideas of production were very different from what the band considered their sound, but who were Badfinger to second-guess Harrison?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:50 AM (qRla/)
Paul and Ringo wait on pins and neadles
While all day long Lennon whines and wheadles
But when it comes to the end of the day
They should all just shut up and play
(And they should have been"The Bugs" not "The Beatles")
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:50 AM (I0N4X)
240
George Harrison went on to actually do some good stuff with The Traveling Willbury's
What did john do.....other than break up the first boy band and get shot
Paul did nothing
Ringo who?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 10:52 AM (jrgJz)
241I loved the concept of the movie Yesterday but they absolutely ruined it for me with the ending.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)
I understand that the original treatment of Yesterday had a far darker ending, but I've never been able to confirm it.
And I think the movie missed a spectacular opportunity by not casting Julian Lennon as his dad.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:53 AM (qRla/)
242
George Harrison wrote "While my guitar gently weeps." I always loved that song.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 10:54 AM (qFwJc)
243
> The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
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We really need to reclaim our nuclear weapons on British soil and bring them home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 10:54 AM (jehhT)
244
Instapundit links to a Sophie Cunningham article with the comment "I see you, I hear you, I don't care".
We should all be saying this, clearly, much more often.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:54 AM (sl73Y)
245
And I think the movie missed a spectacular opportunity by not casting Julian Lennon as his dad.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:53 AM (qRla/)
That would have been the right decision, but horrywould.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:55 AM (LHPAg)
Ringo who?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 10:52 AM (jrgJz)
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Bill Cosby used to joke about his kids coming up to him and saying "Dad, I just found out Paul was in a band before Wings!"
247George Harrison went on to actually do some good stuff with The Traveling Willbury's
What did john do.....other than break up the first boy band and get shot
Paul did nothing
Ringo who?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 10:52 AM (jrgJz)
I say this as a Beatles partisan, but -
- John made two great albums, Walls and Bridges and Mind Games.
- Paul had Ram.
- George had All Things Must Pass and George Harrison
- Ringo had Ringo (though I also have a love for Sentimental Journey).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (qRla/)
248 I probably wasted much time figuring things out rather than take lessons but that's what I enjoy most.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)
It worked for Van Gogh.
Well all except the ear part. Don’t do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (o8hG1)
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Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:53 AM (qRla/)
I didn't like the guilt . The guy was given a gift and should have embraced it. He wasn't stealing anything because he was in a different world. Who's to say the Beatles didn't wake up in a different world where they used songs from their previous world?
I would have liked the ending to include him playing a song he actually wrote that became a hit. I sure some songwriter could have written a good song for the movie.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (KC5Lt)
250
And now I think I'll skip editing another chapter, take a shower and drive out to Cape Ann for the day.
Thank you all for your kind words. See you on the Book Thread tomorrow.
I hope you all have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:59 AM (qRla/)
251
Diversify with all young men of military age?
Seems suspect.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)
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The British middle and upper classes have always loathed the lower class. When they still had pride in their country, that mitigated this hatred because they loved England more than they hated the workers, but now they are determined to eradicate the workers entirely and replace them with foreign serfs.
252
Hey! The jokes were supposed to be last night!
CNN: "We stand by our honest, accurate journalism."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (ndZc7)
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>>> 62 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0
Hertz, and maybe some of the others, offer the tall panel-side "work" vans for rental. Gas mileage will not be great but when I rented them they were *much* cheaper on the daily rate than the normal SUVs and sedans. Also has the advantage of having the entire cargo space climate controlled vs a box truck. I moved a lot of things I wanted to keep close.
I also used one of the "pod" options to move items that wouldn't fit in the rental van and/or my car, but that I wanted sooner than I woulkd have gotten in waiting fort the full load in the 18-wheeler (had an apartment rental for a short time).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (vDZgA)
254
La Llave this morning, and for the next week or so ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 08:26 AM (VyBeY)
I have had that, and it is good. Drinking Bustelo here, right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (1z8ji)
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> The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
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Inmate Nidal Hasan remains on death row at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas.
Posted by: Oh By The Way at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (vDZgA
Home Depot also has daily rentals of work type trucks.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (KC5Lt)
257
Traore in Burkina Faso recently arrested the head imam and shut down the main mosque because he preached against a religious freedom law.
Muslim-majority countries know that they have to enforce their own laws or else they will become Islamic amirates.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (gKWVE)
258
Speaking of the Beatles, people of a certain age will recall how much of a super-huge deal it was when "Sgt. Pepper" turned 20.
Global crisis. "It was 20 years ago today 20 years ago today!"
It was like no one had ever entered middle age before.
259
Jim Acosta
@Acosta
This dinner is a disgrace. Trump’s rambling, unhinged speech is full of hate and spite. Just spewing nastiness at his usual targets. Let’s not sanitize how truly ugly it was. This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.
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And jump off a bridge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)
260
Because I'm retarded I didn't know Leavenworth was in Kansas. I thought it was on the Atlantic coast somewhere.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 11:04 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oh, wait... at July 25, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)
262
Cale Ann was one of my favorite places in MA. We used to stay at a hotel: The Ralph Waldo Emerson. It was like an old fashioned European hotel with a rocky cliff overlooking the cold NE ocean. Wonder if it still exists?
267
This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)
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High school mean girls. That's all they are. They think that a bunch of hacks walking out on Trump would hurt his feelings when in fact he'd laugh his ass off.
And of course, there's the irony that far from boycotting Trump, they keep filing lawsuits demanding that they have access to the man they hate.
268
Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)
I used a freeware program, called Recuva, to recover some lost documents when I had a hard drive go bad. I am sure there are others. Also mounting the drive in a Linux machine, and using Linux utilities to explore it might yield some success.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:07 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 11:08 AM (4g5V+)
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Cape Ann. Autocorrect is driving me crazy. I cannot type an N without having to slow down and think about it. Commas appear out of nowhere. I type a period and the last letter in the word I just typed disappears. I have to reread everything.
Sigh...
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Let Reagan be Reagan!!
Posted by: I miss Opus at July 25, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)
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I loved Bloom County, and bought all the books as they came out.
Years later, as I began decluttering, I got rid of a bunch of them, saving only the peak years. I can sort of understand why Bill Waterson quit the way he did, because it's sad watching a strip descend into self-parody and mediocrity. Better to just ride off into the sunset on a high note.
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Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:09 AM (kJmSS)
Autocorrect is an intentional troll. There is no reason it hasn't been replaced a decade ago. Now with the advancements with AI there is no reason it should exist on any platform.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)
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>>>@62 My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here. Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0)
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Greetings, Skip ... Suggest trying Lowe's and Home Depot, as I believe they both offer truck rentals.
Posted by: Kathy at July 25, 2026 11:12 AM (MOK4W)
Posted by: The Clash at July 25, 2026 11:13 AM (4g5V+)
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262 Cale Ann was one of my favorite places in MA. We used to stay at a hotel: The Ralph Waldo Emerson. It was like an old fashioned European hotel with a rocky cliff overlooking the cold NE ocean. Wonder if it still exists?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:05 AM
I just checked online. It's still there! What a beautiful hotel- it reminds me of the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 25, 2026 11:13 AM (Lzhdy)
278
IMO Bloom County took itself way too seriously.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 11:14 AM (4g5V+)
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123 “Reacher” Star Alan Ritchson Says Trump Is a “F***Ing Rapist” in Epstein Files Rant
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F*ck you up the ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)
No “Motor City” for me then.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 11:16 AM (4g5V+)
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Watch PDT riffing on the media last night was kinda surreal. I realize I'm watching unmatched political history in real time and kind pinching myself.
He gets a lot of criticism for his unconventional style, but you can't argue with results.
Every so often I feel like a modern day Bloom County Opus and I want to pound a fist into an open palm and shout:
"Let Trump be Trump!!"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 11:16 AM (2Ez/1)
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>>> 256 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (vDZgA
Home Depot also has daily rentals of work type trucks.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (KC5Lt)
I *think* they are unlike UHaul, Hertz etc and charge additional for milage, but I could be wrong about that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:17 AM (vDZgA)
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The hippy/guitar service at my church tried a new song last Sunday. Fast tempo and I correctly guessed the melody was some sort of Irish traditional thing.
Lyrics seemed a bit earth-centered, so I DDGed it when I got home. It turns out that it refers to Mary’s Magnificat in the Gospel of Luke.
Lyrics are 1990 by a guy named Rory Cooney et. Al. Title is “ Canticle of the Turning”.
I hope it is a regular thing at our guitar service.
Posted by: Fenderbender at July 25, 2026 11:22 AM (1FEc1)
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Skip, if you don't mind sharing, are you departing from CA or somewhere else like that? If you really can't find anything maybe an enterprising Horde member can work with you to import a truck.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:25 AM (vDZgA)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:26 AM (NnhvP)
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Home Depot also has daily rentals of work type trucks.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (KC5Lt)
Fuckers said I needed a smartphone app to rent their truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:27 AM (1z8ji)
287 Fuckers said I needed a smartphone app to rent their truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Went to Baseball stadium with great seat tickets, "Cant bring in that clear bag any linger. They'll store it over there just add their app and add in your credit card info. Didn't go in.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:32 AM (NnhvP)
It has been trained similarly but with much less effort towards security, so it isn't as clever at hacking systems or at preventing your systems from being hacked, but it hasn't been forced into I'M SORRY DAVE I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT insanity that flips on the moment you stray into anything even the tiniest bit questionable.
I'll give it a try since I'm on the $20 Claude plan making Opus 5 free of additional charge while Fable 5 uses my limited credits. (Paying accounts received $100 worth of credits free, but I want to keep those for actual security scans.)
Also worth noting: If Fable 5 runs into trouble or doubt, it doesn't just run in circles, scream and shout, it can silently drop back to Opus. This can happen even if your question is entirely orthogonal to security issues.
That is, it's a solid body orbiting another celestial body orbiting a star - clearly a moon - except that the body in the middle is a brown dwarf, a "failed star".
Wait. Yes, it says right on the AMD presentation that Zen 7 uses the same server socket as Zen 6, but... Oh. The other slide doesn't explicitly say DDR6 - which would require a socket change - but a vaguer "next gen memory".
Which gives us a perfect chance to see how much difference single-channel memory makes to performance, because there's a whole list of benchmark results from similar AMD systems and competing Intel ones.
And the answer is, it makes almost no difference to CPU performance, but cuts the performance of the integrated graphics nearly in half.
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 04:59 AM (V0/Sp)
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“That is, it's a solid body orbiting another celestial body orbiting a star - clearly a moon - except that the body in the middle is a brown dwarf, a "failed star".“
Jupiter?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:05 AM (4g5V+)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:06 AM (BLOW1)
96 It appears that Eromanga is back of Burke.
Posted by: fluffy
Eromanga is a tiny Outback town named for the local Aboriginal word meaning "windy plain", and prides itself as being the Australian settlement most distant from the sea.
It was also - by complete coincidence - once precisely on the shore of a massive inland sea in the Cretaceous period. It has a local museum featuring some remarkable fossils.
It also means something completely different in Japanese, so my driving a Shinkansen route through it was a source of joy when it fell into my lap as the inevitable outcome of my worldbuilding.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:13 AM (BLOW1)
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"Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere."
https://youtu.be/XaXlSZ2m8xk
https://youtu.be/b-39FbFozII
https://youtu.be/hoW0P7lMTzY
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 25, 2026 05:13 AM (/eAef)
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>>> It also means something completely different in Japanese
Something akin to hentai?
>>> It has a local museum featuring some remarkable fossils.
I saw that museum on Bing maps just know. The town is quite remote.
Thanks for the geography lesson!
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:17 AM (V0/Sp)
Posted by: clarence at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (plc2/)
1311 >>> It also means something completely different in Japanese
Something akin to hentai?
Not so much "akin to" as "explicitly".
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (BLOW1)
14 I saw that brown dwarf satellite story a day or so ago. The brown dwarf about 30ish Jupiter masses, and it's satellite is a minimum of about 1 Jupiter mass.
The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf. And the Jupiter mass satellite orbits about 0.6 AU or so from the brown dwarf.
If the brown dwarf were a star, the satellite would be called a planet. It would be a "S -type" orbiting planet is a binary system (the other is a P-type, circumbinary orbit where the planet is far enough away and orbits the center of mass of both stars in a close binary).
If the brown dwarf were a planet, the satellite would be a moon. So, it's indeed a category thing, with no agreed upon definition.
That Jupiter mass satellite is far enough away from the brown dwarf it could itself have moons of its own. Making it maybe a "sub-moon", "moonlet" or even "moon-moon". But, since it can't be called a moon, then we have a problem with naming as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2026 05:23 AM (AMvSw)
16 Most exoplanets in binary systems discovered so far are S-types. But a few P-types have been discovered, all of them gas giants I believe.
Anyway, such a P-type rocky planet would be a Tatooine type world, with two suns close to the same size looming in the sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (w6EFb)
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I remember not too long ago when a Mini PC like that Geekom A9 with top of the line latest CPU with 32 GB & 1 TB would run you around $700 - $800, sometimes cheaper on sale.
Now you can pay double the price for the same specs and they gimp the GPU with one stick of DDR5.
And not too long ago was 2024.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (6ydKt)
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Highway patrol officer shields a thirsty and overheated pup. Faithpot site:
https://tinyurl.com/2mcnh942
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:29 AM (W90Ou)
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>>> That Jupiter mass satellite is far enough away from the brown dwarf it could itself have moons of its own. Making it maybe a "sub-moon", "moonlet" or even "moon-moon".
I want it to be a moon-moon.
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:29 AM (V0/Sp)
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:33 AM (V0/Sp)
24
Scripture verses about finding rest in the Lord:
https://tinyurl.com/32cpm383
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:34 AM (xPsv8)
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Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?
I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons that are basically captured asreroids.
They definitely need to come up with some new terms because it’s getting complicated out there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:37 AM (6ydKt)
2610 "Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere."
(youtube links)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Thanks, it's not any of those, though. YouTube search, Grok, and Claude all failed to track it down; it was from the past millennium and is probably buried in a vault on a 1" master tape somewhere.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:38 AM (BLOW1)
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Or even more recently than that. I picked up mine - 64GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Ryzen 255 - in December for under $700 including tax.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (BLOW1)
And it’s a good thing you did.
Excellent timing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt)
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Apparently Trump gave a very funny speech last night at the rescheduled WH Correspondents dinner. God bless and protect him . Article from "NY Post":
https://tinyurl.com/y65z24ww
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Wow Man at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (VGE5u)
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Mornin', Horde. 66 and cloudy in Kentuckiana, maybe rain later this morning, going up to 79. Supposed to be mid-to-upper 80s for the rest of the week, but we seem to be out of the 90-degree days for now.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (NcvvS)
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>>Apparently Trump gave a very funny speech last night at the rescheduled WH Correspondents dinner.
Couple of people on the ONT said his jokes were awful.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (NcvvS)
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Evening and morning to all the Saturday toilers and earluy risers!
Hawaii Five-O . . . I remember seeing the two-hour pilot film, enjoying it, and thinking it was more of a spy story and less of the cop show that the TV series became. Still the most exciting TV theme, after "Secret Agent Man" (maybe), of all time. And if you look at the original intro of the HFO series on YooToob, you'll be astonished at how modern and MTV video-like it is, how sharp the edits are . . . and astonished that it was cut together without computer assistance, not in 1968.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)
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>> Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?
No. Stability of sub-moons is a tricky thing. They can theoretically exist, and I think Callisto would meet the stability criteria, as well as Titan around Saturn.
Our Moon would barely meet it, but not really -- the submoon would have to be very tiny, no more than 10 miles in diameter, and the orbital radius would to fall in a very tight range.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:43 AM (w6EFb)
34 Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?
I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons that are basically captured asreroids.
They definitely need to come up with some new terms because it’s getting complicated out there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026
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There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)
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16:18 aspect ratio on that Lenovo ThinkCentre X display.
Holy crap that’s a weird one.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (6ydKt)
Although I guess that display would be good if you wanted to watch two 16:9 videos one on top of the other.
Could be excellent for video editing, I guess?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)
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A busy dream night. At first I was visiting NYC, staying in a hotel that I thought was on the East Side near one of the tunnels to Brooklyn or Queens. Then I was wandering around a gigantic open-air fair with two little old ladies -- this with no memory of how I got to the fair from Manhattan. I lost the ladies and was suddenly wandering in the pre-dawn hours through a big mall, looking for a shop that would sell me some Tums, but the booths and stores were all closed. Finally I came across a diner that was open, and I sat down to eat . . . only to find they had no coffee. And all this time, I still had no idea how I would get back to my hotel in Manhattan.
There was something later about my having to shampoo and wash my hair in a gigantic empty supermarket aisle, but I'm fuzzy on all that. Thankfully.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)
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There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)
Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)
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>> I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons t
These are all called "quasi-moons". They are not gravitationally bound to earth, but in a heliocentric orbit in 1:1 resonance with earth. They can look like moons sometimes, but they aren't.
See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits. They've got all kinds of names for these.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:50 AM (w6EFb)
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Was pondering renting a pick-up and getting rid of my 2nd to llast scrap pile. But a frw pieces are not ready.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:51 AM (Ia/+0)
41The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf. And the Jupiter mass satellite orbits about 0.6 AU or so from the brown dwarf. . . .
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026
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Chilly out there. Better bring a sweater.
Tourism will be light, though, so there's that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)
42There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026
*
Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026
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A handsome compliment, SO! Adams probably wrote a lot of his stuff right after he first got up in the morning. I find my mind more creative then!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)
43 If coding has been solved, why does software keep getting worse? (Piotr)
Consider the universe of coding as a pie chart. That portion of coding that is "good" is but a small slice of the pie. Look how much more room there is to explore over in that portion of coding space that is considered "bad"!
Call this the Manifest Destiny Model of Coding, if you will.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 05:57 AM (s9VOe)
44Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026
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I need to reread his great works.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 05:58 AM (Hbeqj)
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Well, I'm going to bed, so I'll leave you daywalkers with a nice peppy song to get you started! (It's not exactly a deep cut, just relatively obscure.. next to the generation-defining "All Star.")
Smash Mouth - Then The Morning Comes
https://youtu.be/cB9JJIoAdYM
Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 05:59 AM (Sy6m/)
47 The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf
"Nobody toss a dwarf!"
-- Stuff Gimli Said, Volume 2
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:00 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:01 AM (s9VOe)
49
Movies! uses episodes or clips from the old Jay Ward Fractured Flickers 1960s series as filler. This morning one of their segments, about "the Great Detective Sherman Oaks," used footage from the Lon Chaney Sr. flick London After Midnight. I thought that film was lost? Maybe in the early Sixties there were some clips still extant?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)
The trojan orbits are ribbed for Earth's pleasure.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:07 AM (s9VOe)
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The Peter Gunn theme by Henry Mancini was a good theme song, too.
It’s like a jazzy tune with a surf safari guitar.
https://youtu.be/Emg_6ANjWzo
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 06:08 AM (6ydKt)
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If you missed Weird Dave's Friday ONT, I suggest you go back and enjoy yourself. WD has another great one.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 06:09 AM (jyOtU)
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These are all called "quasi-moons". They are not gravitationally bound to earth, but in a heliocentric orbit in 1:1 resonance with earth. They can look like moons sometimes, but they aren't.
See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits. They've got all kinds of names for these.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:50 AM (w6EFb)
Yeah, that’s what it was, I forgot that part.
The article had a graphic showing the long eccentric orbits of the little guys.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 06:10 AM (6ydKt)
56
Uh-oh. The water pressure was fine at 4:30; now it's low. If this continues it means no shower or shave for yours truly. Great way to start a Saturday.
If the pressure is low throughout my area, it means no bath for the car, either.
I hope they can fix it soon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)
All main sequence stars are dwarfs, luminosity class V. Think of dwarf as meaning normal.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 25, 2026 06:14 AM (w6EFb)
58 The disk drive on my old computer is failing or, more accurately, has failed. With the help of a recovery program, I was able to copy the most important stuff over to a storage drive, so my music, pictures, spreadsheets, etc. are safe. But still, buying a new desktop was not in my immediate plans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O0L8i)
59 And not too long ago was 2024.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (6ydKt)
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I wish I had Pixy's foresight
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 06:15 AM (3+ug0)
Have a good day, everyone. I hope you have a blessed day, and know that you're a blessing to others!
I am looking forward to the senior care center worship service later today. They are dear folks.
Now it's time for a walk with dear FenSpouse, and I hope to see some herons. Such majestic birds.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 06:15 AM (rHgXV)
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From Weird Dave's ONT: "Cats are important for survival. The dinosaurs did not have cats, and look what happened to them."
I'm watching the AI Star Trek[/i[ vid now. To coin a phrase, "Fascinating."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)
Same here. We had a water-main break on our street yesterday. They fixed it sometime while I slept. Was nice to have water again at 5 am when I got up, though the amount of air that came bubbling through the pipes was a bit disturbing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (amcLV)
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I know someone who inherited one of Admiral Hopper's nanoseconds. It is so cool and innocuous at the same time.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (OXvkT)
69Was nice to have water again at 5 am when I got up, though the amount of air that came bubbling through the pipes was a bit disturbing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026
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Sort of a "cold tub" experience, then!
The AI Trek video was beautifully done. Though I have to admit I didn't recognize a couple of the female characters: the blonde on the bridge in white, and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress in the scene with Troi and Princess Leia. Are they from other SF franchises? For some reason I think the second might be from Stargate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:27 AM (s9VOe)
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The Disney Zorro is on Grit right now. It's a fun trivia game to spot those character actors, you know, "Hey, it's *that* guy!", from other shows or movies and to know their names. Michael Pate, a versatile Australian actor (and writer and director), is in this one. He played the chief of the Apaches, Vittorio, in Hondo the Wayne film, and even showed up as the same chief in the 1960s Hondo TV series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:34 AM (O0L8i)
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and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress
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Ahsoka from Star Wars. I believe the "headdress" is part of her head.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:34 AM (amcLV)
74and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress
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Ahsoka from Star Wars. I believe the "headdress" is part of her head.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026
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Must be from one of the other six or eight movies, I guess. I've only seen the "original" three.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
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@70/Krebs: "Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader."
All I can do for you is give Spock a beard.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)
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Must be from one of the other six or eight movies, I guess. I've only seen the "original" three.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
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Extended Universe. She got her own TV show, but it was pretty bad, I hear.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:40 AM (amcLV)
77All I can do for you is give Spock a beard.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026
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I've often thought of trimming my "Commander Riker" beard (which I grew before he did!) back to a ring beard like Mirror Spock's. But that will mean a learning curve to shaving the newly revealed areas. And if I didn't like it, it would take me a while to grow the hedgerows back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)
78 There's a rumor flying around the vicinity of our place here in Sussex that one of the communities is solving the influx of Canada Geese problem with extreme prejudice.
The on-line hysteria in the "dialogue" between the lovers of green greasy shits underfoot everywhere ("We're intruding on their land!") and the lovers of more 'deportations' ("Then you come over and clean off my dock daily!") is intense.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:42 AM (s9VOe)
79 What do you call 100 Canada Geese stuffed and roasted and served with a side dish of wild rice?
A good start.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:45 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 06:45 AM (VyBeY)
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@78/Krebs: "one of the communities is solving the influx of Canada Geese problem with extreme prejudice. "
Good. They're overpopulated and need a mass culling. The Canadian Government won't do anything on our side of the border because it's a "protected bird". Idjits. That'd be like protecting deer.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:48 AM (O7YUW)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 06:50 AM (u82oZ)
84 I'm now one-quarter of the way through reviewing each of some 7000 references in my database to see whether the complete paper is available online.
If the current trends hold, my guess is that only about 20-25% of the whole will have them. What I do then is open to question. I may be able to get reprints from some of the authors, but I don't want to spend my declining days or reach their end while in the library stacks at Rice or U of H.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:50 AM (O0L8i)
Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Just need some telepathic cats and you're all set: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 07:00 AM (BLOW1)
91Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?
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Gray Goose
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026
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I knew there was an annoying honking bird in there somewhere
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)
92Just need some telepathic cats and you're all set: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026
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One of the finest SF stories out there. They should have chosen it for the short story volume of The Science Fiction Hall of Fame instead of Smith's "Scanners Live in Vain."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 07:08 AM (u82oZ)
94 One of the finest SF stories out there. They should have chosen it for the short story volume of The Science Fiction Hall of Fame instead of Smith's "Scanners Live in Vain."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I read that as "Scanners Live in a Van".
Its sequel would have been, "Down By the River".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 07:09 AM (s9VOe)
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That Engelbert Humperdinck hair needs to be in style again that The Ventures drummer was rockin'.
Posted by: After The Loving at July 25, 2026 07:10 AM (ftsic)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)
I think I got to play Oregon Trail maybe two times my entire school career. It was still a relatively new game on the Apple II when I was in elementary school so I had to wait until sometime in the 90s to play it.
And yeah, I'm also pretty sure I died of dysentery.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 07:17 AM (6ydKt)
That issue I was having with my laptop return shortly after declaring it fixed. Turns out it wasn't the Windows update causing the problem after all. It was the Logitech wireless mouse. On a hunch, I swapped it out with another Logitech mouse I had running the desktop in the home office. No issues for several days now.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:23 AM (J4Dwc)
102
My Logitech mouse, and the keyboard sometimes as well, will just stop responding out of the blue. Happens a few times a month.
I just unplug the receiver dongle out of the USB and plug it back in and it starts working when I turn the mouse back on.
It's not a distance thing as the mouse is about a foot from the dongle.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 07:38 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 25, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)
104
Heavy Booster looked like it lit all the desired engines. Then it immediately rolled back to just 5, and that wasn't enough. Their targeting was spot-on, though.
And the liftoff? It just took off out of there like a rocket. I think it was faster than any other space-shot launch I've ever seen.
Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 07:40 AM (kU0PQ)
105Call this the Manifest Destiny Model of Coding, if you will.
Reads more like Homeostasis of Bad Code.
AI has removed the excuse of not writing unit/integration/behavior tests, not writing boundary validations, not enforcing ACLs, sufficient logging, and other error prone grunt work.
But has replaced it with more extensive PRs which developers hate doing even more—so the edge cases are not caught.
The customer will always stumble into an edge case.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 07:42 AM (a4flb)
106
Almost discounted a scrap run but think I could do the round trip to Uhaul, back and delivery and return all before noon.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 07:47 AM (Ia/+0)
107
mornin yall. It turns out no correspondents were eaten at the White House Correspondents dinner.
108
- Watched, though it's just a listen, a vid yesterday.
Maybe it's an AI bot vocalizing A Feynman lecture?
It was about time and light speed. And how time is experienced the closer you get to light speed.
Around 9 min or so he talks about photons, light speed and time and what happens since photons are light.
Sounded a lot like Dr Lisle's Anisitropic Syncrony Convention.
https://tinyurl.com/5t4x386f
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 07:52 AM (/XKEa)
109
>>> The Canadian Government won't do anything on our side of the border because it's a "protected bird".
What's the matter with them?
Rhetorical question, folks. We don't have room for the list.
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 07:53 AM (V0/Sp)
I had accidently knocked that Logitech mouse off its perch a few times onto a hard tiled floor. I think that screwed up something in the internals, causing it to act up and freeze everything.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:54 AM (J4Dwc)
Warning to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
https://tinyurl.com/yt7yn475
https://tinyurl.com/2ssa7352
Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 07:57 AM (/XKEa)
113
I had accidently knocked that Logitech mouse off its perch a few times onto a hard tiled floor. I think that screwed up something in the internals, causing it to act up and freeze everything.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:54 AM (J4Dwc)
Makes sense.
Could've knocked the optical sensor out of alignment.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 08:00 AM (6ydKt)
It doesn't. Software quality has always been shite. It's just that software is now ubiquitous, so many more people are both using and creating software. More eyeballs means more people complaining about bugs and the complete lack of any engineering discipline in software means more people making the same dumb mistakes when they create it.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at July 25, 2026 09:53 PM (0qVtB)
120
And you can't blame developers or management entirely either. There's a quote from an IBM VP from the early 90s: "Quality is not job one. Job one is getting the code out the door with no bugs the customer will detect in the first five minutes of execution. And the thing is, this is what the customer will reward us for doing."
Posted by: Daniel Ream at July 25, 2026 09:55 PM (0qVtB)
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Too, This ONT Was Made Just For You
Welcome to Friday's ONT! Shocking news out of New York today:
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)
21A Hillary steak, though, might be tougher than a Vibram sole.
Yeah, I generally prefer my steaks not be bitter and alcohol-soaked.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
22
Trump is kinda flat at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. Which makes me sad because I generally love his snarky jokes.
Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 10:17 PM (286+n)
23
I'm still PO'd at Jeri Ryan and her former husband - the aftermath of that situation gave us OBarky.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:18 PM (O6Iwc)
24
That skater dog is amazing.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)
Agreed. He seems to really be able to control that skateboard. Of course, if he falls off, he has only six inches to fall. I seem to remember some folks in New Zealand trained dogs to drive cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:19 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:22 PM (6T7Go)
27
I just asked J why I have this sliver of the bed and the 25 pound dog is stretched all the way out with way more room. He said because Saijo is cute. 😡
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 10:23 PM (Dd38x)
28
"Shocking news out of New York" — I wasn't all that old when I figured out that Metropolis and Gotham were long-standing synonyms for New York. The map DC eventually published of their superhero cities was so lame, I had to go to Marvel comics in protest. Excelsior!
Skatedog — that's some impressive navigating. Hard to believe it's not AI. Or is it?
Ice cream — the plot of a cheap horror movie
They call him Tex — that thar's some mighty fancy shootin, Tex.🤠
What fans would consider to be Superman's Kryptonite — serious face-palm. Reminds me of the TV bimbette who said her favorite Marvel superhero was Superman. You know, with great power comes great responsibility.
Pool trick — had to be on purpose. Too stupid to be an accident.
Neat story — Cleaning out the old shed, we recently ran across my older sister's 1963 high school year book, her Junior year. A little musty. We cleaned it up as much as possible and mailed it to her. She was appropriately amused.
AI slop — slop indeed. So much potential, wasted.
Thanks for another grand Friday ONT, WeirdDave. And not a bit of music. Works for me.
29
I watched Citizen Vigilante and it has some issues. The pacing is off and I think a better director/writer would have put a little more subtlety in.
But...Uwe Boll is willing to make a movie about one of the biggest problems in the world right now so I give him credit for that.
And one thing occured to me...the left gave itself awards for making One Battle After Another a movie about lefties murdering normal people, while damming Citizen Vigilante for having a vigilante kill criminals...and every action gets explained in detail as to why he does what he does...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)
30
The PETA sticker on the steak says "don't buy it". the cow is already dead and butchered. Do they want this cow's death to be for nothing?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (9CZQg)
31
Mindful Webworker - God bless you for your assessment of the Blowhard of the Century.
Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (9EaCT)
32
Looney Tunes comedian was kind of lame. Kept pausing, and looking at the audience, "Clap, you fuckers!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)
The only thing that made me smile was Bugs in women's clothing making Fudd bothered.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
33
>> “Across the sea of space, the stars are other suns.”
—Carl Sagan
Across the sea of space, our sun is but another star.
Now, let's ponder the significance of the passage of time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (w6EFb)
34
Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping
TAMPA, Fla. — U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces successfully completed the 13th straight night of strikes against Iran, July 23, at 9 p.m. ET.
CENTCOM targeted Iranian military command centers, drone storage facilities, communication networks, coastal surveillance sites, and maritime capabilities to further diminish the threat Iran poses to civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz.
The international waterway remains open for transit despite recent attacks from Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Commercial vessels continue to freely navigate the strait with U.S. military support.
More than 50,000 U.S. service members are currently operating across the Middle East.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (6T7Go)
37
Sagan is one of those guys that intentionally exaggerated the impact of nuclear war to stop the west from using them.
The Soviets knew the western claims were false so they didn't care...
Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)
41
The PETA sticker on the steak says "don't buy it". the cow is already dead and butchered. Do they want this cow's death to be for nothing?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (9CZQg)
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Yes.
They'd rather slaughter countless pets rather than let you raise a pet to be your loving companion.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:29 PM (yEz+x)
44
Big fabrication job today. Cut the old 2" iron caster wheels off a 3-wheel engine stand, welded outriggers on the frame, and welded on 5-inch urethane-tired casters. Now I can roll it over turf, no problem. And I made a new engine bracket to fit any Studebaker Champion six cylinder engine. Cut a piece of 2" galvanized water pipe, welded it to a Champion engine plate (goes between engine block and bellhousing) and gusseted that joint with 4 gussets cut from flat bar. Burned a mittfull of 7018 rods, too. Bolted the newly-made adapter to a 185 block, and it fits the stand like a glove. And rolls around like a baby buggy. Woot! A custom-made engine adapter like that goes in in next to no time at all; so much easier than fucking around with the adjustable one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:29 PM (1z8ji)
45 Ol' Carl beclowned himself with that nuclear winter from the Kuwaiti oil well fires business.
That was really sad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
46
Pointing out all the speech impediments was "things that make you go 'hmm,'" but not "LOL."
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
That is essentially it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
@trump_repost
11h
President Xi, at our recent meeting in Beijing, China, told me that he would not, under any circumstances, give or sell Weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran — And that statement included Chinese Companies. Considering our relationship, I take him at his word and, besides, l am doing him very big favors, also.
Likewise, President Putin, despite the horrible War going on in Ukraine (The relationship remains, as it does with President Zelenskyy), told me that he would not sell Weapons to Iran. He understands that I do not sell Weapons to Ukraine, but to NATO Countries. They pay full price, and how those Weapons are distributed, I have no idea.
Therefore, two major Countries that people speak of often in terms of Iran are, in my opinion, not participating. If they did, it would be very bad for them — Certainly not in their best interests. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM (Q+gd/)
49
Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.
Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:32 PM (9EaCT)
5144 Big fabrication job today. Cut the old 2" iron caster wheels off a 3-wheel engine stand, welded outriggers on the frame, and welded on 5-inch urethane-tired casters. Now I can roll it over turf, no problem. And I made a new engine bracket to fit any Studebaker Champion six cylinder engine. Cut a piece of 2" galvanized water pipe, welded it to a Champion engine plate (goes between engine block and bellhousing) and gusseted that joint with 4 gussets cut from flat bar. Burned a mittfull of 7018 rods, too. Bolted the newly-made adapter to a 185 block, and it fits the stand like a glove. And rolls around like a baby buggy. Woot! A custom-made engine adapter like that goes in in next to no time at all; so much easier than fucking around with the adjustable one.
I pulled some weeds.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:32 PM (Riz8t)
I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)
54Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.
Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
His challenges are supposed to be moral and ethical, not physical or (personally) existential.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)
55Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.
What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)
56
>>Therefore, two major Countries that people speak of often in terms of Iran are, in my opinion, not participating. If they did, it would be very bad for them — Certainly not in their best interests. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
If you believe Tousi's reporting, I'm not sure that's going to hold up unfortunately.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (viF8m)
57
I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)
I doubt he trusts them. But they have been put on notice that any actions by them to supply weapons to Iran will not go unpunished.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (1z8ji)
58
How many crimes did we see in that Ma Barker bike video.
1. Insurance fraud and/or extortion
2. Driving on the wrong side of the road (minor infraction)
3. Bike theft
4. Attempted burglary (the kid that stole the bike first fell over the fence leaving a property which is likely not his)
5. Littering (fell out of old ladies bike basket)
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (dIske)
59
What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)
When Superman farts, the Moon gets a new crater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)
60
What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)
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I imagine Superman's stomach acids are so powerful that Taco Bell doesn't stand a chance.
61What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
Someone did the math on the force his, uh, baby batter, would have based on the increases in raw strength he has over a normal man in relation to other feats of strength
To put it simplify if he and Lois Lane had fun time he'd make her explode.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)
62 Ol' Carl beclowned himself with that nuclear winter from the Kuwaiti oil well fires business.
That was really sad.
Posted by: publius
How long did he predict they would burn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (Cqx++)
63 Good LordI turned on fox news and trump is absolutely bombing at the white house correspondents' dinner. Who the hell wrote that joke for him?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (mmrXZ)
67What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
The series would be called the Ass of Steel
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)
68
We had a pet calf when I was a kid, and ended up eating him. The thing was, after he got big and started butting people, he got sent to my uncle's farm for a while. When the boxes of meat wrapped in white butcher paper came, we didn't really make the connection.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 24, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
69
When Superman farts, the Moon gets a new crater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at July 24, 2026 10:40 PM (4g5V+)
70
Blondie - He'll be okay. Nobody is great every minute...
Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (9EaCT)
71
62
Ol' Carl beclowned himself with that nuclear winter from the Kuwaiti oil well fires business.
That was really sad.
Posted by: publius
How long did he predict they would burn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (Cqx++)
They didn’t count on me. Fools.
Posted by: Red Adair at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (4g5V+)
72Someone did the math on the force his, uh, baby batter, would have based on the increases in raw strength he has over a normal man in relation to other feats of strength
To put it simplify if he and Lois Lane had fun time he'd make her explode.
Posted by: 18-1
Larry Niven. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."
https://tinyurl.com/2bpwhktv
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
Johnny Carson joked, "Did you hear that Carl Sagan's wife filed for divorce? (affecting Sagan's mannerisms) She wants BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars."
I don't know about how long, but he predicted it would have an effect similar to the Tambora eruption in 1815, which led to 1816 being the Year Without a Summer.
It was utterly wrong, a nothing-burger.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)
76
Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.
Which made no sense whatsoever.
Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:43 PM (sKqQm)
77
I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)
What happens in public and what happens in private are totally different things.
By the time we get DoS to publish all the diplomatic correspondence in Foreign Relations of the United States, I will probably be in my 100s. Or dead.
Posted by: Red Adair at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (4g5V+)
I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)
This is one way I'd trust them.... (from Babylon 5)
https://youtu.be/sHqgWDyNl9o
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)
79Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
I find the stories that depower him less compelling than the stories that fully understand him. Elliot S! Maggin, especially in the two movie novelsthey had literally nothing to do with the moviesand Grant Morrison understood this. Their stories are fun and compelling.
80 Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.
Which made no sense whatsoever.
Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1
"Apache Chief."
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (4g5V+)
82
A custom-made engine adapter like that goes in in next to no time at all; so much easier than fucking around with the adjustable one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Best friends of my family growing up had a 1950 Champion. It was their "good" car all through the Fifties until they got a 63 Bel Air. The Studebaker was demoted to "work" car status and the Dad drove it down to the docks in Jersey City every workday. It soldiered on until 1973 or so.
Posted by: Did It's Job and More at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (JM9I6)
83
There's Green Kryptonite, Red Kryptonite, Black Kryptonite, White Kryptonite, Gold Kryptonite, Silver Kryptonite, Platinum Kryptonite, Jewel Kryptonite, Synthetic Kryptonite, Pink Kryptonite, and Blue Kryptonite.
Posted by: Forrest SuperGump at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (ZypAx)
84
Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.
Which made no sense whatsoever.
Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:43 PM (sKqQm)
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Makes more sense than the Doctor Who episode where the Moon is an egg. Infested with spiders. The egg hatches into some sort of giant alien, which deposits an egg that becomes the NEW Moon.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:45 PM (Q+gd/)
86Larry Niven. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."
https://tinyurl.com/2bpwhktv
Posted by: mikeski
Wow, what a nerd. And you guys give me a hard time?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)
87
63
Good LordI turned on fox news and trump is absolutely bombing at the white house correspondents' dinner. Who the hell wrote that joke for him?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM
Oof! It's awful!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 24, 2026 10:46 PM (Lzhdy)
88Makes more sense than the Doctor Who episode where the Moon is an egg. Infested with spiders. The egg hatches into some sort of giant alien, which deposits an egg that becomes the NEW Moon.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Spiders? Yeah, that's dumb.
Shoulda been an aphid. They're born pregnant.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)
89
I just watched Passengers and The Martian again over the last couple days.
We need good optimistic hard science fiction.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (gKWVE)
Mobile Suit Gudam has created yet another new timeline: AA or After Apocalypse.
Meteor slams into Earth and Humans find a strange material that revolutionizes gravity control, FTL comm, and cognitive materialization.
But after ten years it goes rouge. Humanity has to abandon the Earth and flee to the Moon and space.
And at this point I immediately thought of Hideki Kakinuma and Kenichi Sonoda's Gall Force, especially Rhea Gall Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)
92
I'm still PO'd at Jeri Ryan and her former husband - the aftermath of that situation gave us OBarky.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:18 PM (O6Iwc)
IIRC, the Illinois GOP asked Mike Ditka to be their replacement candidate and he turned them down. Who knows, if he had accepted, and the new senator had become President, the world might have been a very different place.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2026 10:48 PM (1viUA)
93We have not yet considered the existence of a Supergirl. (*She can't mate with Superman because she's his first cousin. And only a cad would suggest differently.*)
That's considered hate speech nowadays in Britain.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:49 PM (sKqQm)
94
I have genuinely considered Carl Sagan to be a pompous, self centered prick. And that was back in the day when he was pontificating on his own magnificence. Bye bye Carl...
Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:50 PM (9EaCT)
95Wow, what a nerd. And you guys give me a hard time?
Shut up Wesley
Posted by: Riker at July 24, 2026 10:50 PM (sKqQm)
96
I’m reading a great book about Johnny Csrson right now, penned by his longtime attorney & tennis partner.
Carson lost $35 million to his 3rd ex-wife because he didn’t bother with a pre-nuptial. Against the advice of his attorney. Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (VGE5u)
97
Shoulda been an aphid. They're born pregnant.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)
That seems to be a great time saver!
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)
98
IIRC Carl Sagan applied his very own hockey stick to the math behind the threshold for a nuclear winter. He artificially lowered the threshold by a factor of 100 I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)
99I have genuinely considered Carl Sagan to be a pompous, self centered prick
If you havent seen Real Genius yet, I think youll enjoy it. Carl Sagan is the villain.
Got all of them on Japanese and English laserdisc... o.O;;;
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
108
People miss the point about Superman. It’s all about how he could be the biggest monster humanity has ever known…
…but isn’t, and in fact uses his powers for good.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (4g5V+)
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We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that. If Superman had been raised by a throuple or polycule in New York City, he would have turned out very differently...
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)
112
That seems to be a great time saver!
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)
Kind of takes the fun out of reproduction, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)
113but isnt, and in fact uses his powers for good.
Who might offend, and hath not offended? or done evil, and hath not done it? His goods shall be established, and the comic book shall declare his story.Ecclesiastes 31
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94 I have genuinely considered Carl Sagan to be a pompous, self centered prick. And that was back in the day when he was pontificating on his own magnificence. Bye bye Carl...
Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:50 PM (9EaCT)
In his defense, Cosmos was my gateway to science back in the day. It was mind blowing, heady stuff for a nine year old. I have the book to this day. But am I a Sagan fan boy? Far from it. I read Comet in HS and amidst the pages were long sections of him being a whiny little bitch. Yeah, Schlürpo forbid we defend the fucking country so you can study astronomy to your heart’s content, Carl!!!
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (4g5V+)
Speaking of that, I thought last night was Friday night ONT and it was the strangest WD ONT I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (6T7Go)
116
We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that. If Superman had been raised by a throuple or polycule in New York City, he would have turned out very differently...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (FZ29D)
Or if he'd been found by Benito Mussolini and Clara Petacci.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)
as for who to blame for this: Kim "Howard" Johnson, John Cleese, John Byrne, Mark Farmer, and Alex Bleyaert.
They need to be sacked forthwith along with those who chose them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)
118
We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that. If Superman had been raised by a throuple or polycule in New York City, he would have turned out very differently...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (FZ29D)
Another great point. Raised by a mother and father on a farm in KS, and raised right and proper by them before he moved on to bigger and better things in Metropolis.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (4g5V+)
119 Black cherry float with Boylan's soda and HEB 1905 vanilla ice cream. Super excellent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (O0L8i)
120
I’m reading a great book about Johnny Csrson right now, penned by his longtime attorney & tennis partner.
Carson lost $35 million to his 3rd ex-wife because he didn’t bother with a pre-nuptial. Against the advice of his attorney. Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (VGE5u)
I reviewed that book on a Sunday Book Thread a few weeks ago. Very interesting things. Imagine a lawyer banging Janet from Three's Company and Mary Hart!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
121
I'm still PO'd at Jeri Ryan and her former husband - the aftermath of that situation gave us OBarky.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:18 PM (O6Iwc)
IIRC, the Illinois GOP asked Mike Ditka to be their replacement candidate and he turned them down. Who knows, if he had accepted, and the new senator had become President, the world might have been a very different place.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2026 10:48 PM (1viUA)
You can blame the Chicago Tribune for suing to release the details of their divorce.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (nbLIj)
122
Evening, Horde. Haven't scheduled a day/time for the interview next week yet, no reply from the company today (I sent followup emails just in case; if I don't hear anything by noon on Monday I'll call). Odd and frustrating.
at this point, I might have the sole surviving Rabby Struggle Suit Type pre-painted vinyl figure from Gall Force: Star Front.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)
126We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that.
Yes. Maggin addressed this in Last Son of Krypton. Jor-El identified the most intelligent person on earth to raise him, who turned the job over to a moral couple, because that is what would be best for Kal-El and for Earth. (Maggin had a bit of a hard-on for Einstein.)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
131MOAT - Mother of All Tribbles.
Posted by: Anna Puma
When they get that big, they're just called Trouble.
* thumbs sus'penders *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:05 PM (diia5)
132Profundity on the level of Kamala Harris.
Posted by: mindful webworker - small screen for small budgets at July 24, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)
Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)
133
Anyway, let's just check on the Colorado Roc-
Oh.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 11:06 PM (gKWVE)
134
That graph from an earlier thread on Republicans gone, Republicans replaced, and Republicans to come is heartening.
And he's right, Trump is setting it up where by even if circumstance gives us a mediocre president MAGA will carry on.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:06 PM (6T7Go)
135Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot
I think the marxism was a bigger problem.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM (diia5)
136
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 11:02 PM (aJQbY)
Hang in there, brother. A door will open..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM (nbLIj)
137
Anyway, let's just check on the Colorado Roc-
Oh.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 11:06 PM (gKWVE)
They really need to change their name to the Colorado Weedies. Honor their state's recent history.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM (qx7Zg)
138
Vance has two more years to improve but Mario's learned the playbook. Elipsis nailed it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:08 PM (6T7Go)
139
All of you are missing the point about Carl Sagan.
Like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Carl never thought his farts stunk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
140
Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)
Born on November 9, 1934 (Remember, Remember, the Ninth of November) so his 30s and 40s were spent in the 60s and 70s. It would shock me not at all if more than pot was in play.
(He won the death pool on December 20, 1996)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:09 PM (4g5V+)
141
(He won the death pool on December 20, 1996)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:09 PM (4g5V+)
Dies at 62, very young.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:11 PM (1z8ji)
142
Like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Carl never thought his farts stunk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
IMHO Neil deGrasse Tyson is far worse than Sagan in that regard. He must have spent half of the Cosmos “remake” from 2014 talking about how he inherited the torch (so to speak) from Sagan.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:11 PM (4g5V+)
143
How do you know Mobile Suit Gundam is really in a creative rut?
People see a blonde haired attractive guy in a red uniform. Everyone squeaks "Char clone!"
Maybe RG XARX-Zero will finally decide to subvert expectations. But I doubt it since our male MC mobile suit pilot is named Rey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)
144
Ditka thought about it for a while before saying no. Some of the GOP leaders told him that he had no idea what misery awaited him if he ran.
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (RCjYY)
The mind boggles at what a President Ditka press conference would be like.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:14 PM (4g5V+)
145 I'd be concerned that whatever zealot put the gay PETA sticker on the meat also poisoned the meat.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 11:14 PM (biznJ)
146
TSLA after hrs was 311 & SPCX was 113.
_Get some
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:15 PM (6T7Go)
147 Sagan at least was an actual scientist and Cornell professor. Tyson is a Hollywood caricature of an astronomer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (O0L8i)
148
Maybe RG XARX-Zero will finally decide to subvert expectations. But I doubt it since our male MC mobile suit pilot is named Rey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)
Piper probably knows a tailor who could make a Mobile suit, goddamn!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)
This series, the MME knock off of the Big Zam is a yellow B-2 with legs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (2GVsD)
150
Tyson is a Hollywood caricature of an astronomer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --
Thank you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (6T7Go)
151 Oh, I'd take Sagan any day over Neil deAsse. That just shows how far things have fallen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
152
Tyson is what you get when you order an astronomer off Temu.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)
153In his defense, Cosmos was my gateway to science back in the day. It was mind blowing, heady stuff for a nine year old. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (4g5V+)
I preferred Connections, but I rewatched it as an adult and realized how . . . Intentional it was. Not an even handed retelling of history, it was slanted.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
158 49 Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.
Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM
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Maybe he could be disabled by a really horrible smell.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 11:20 PM (QOikT)
159 Elon is really pushing the envelope. They pushed Starship through max dynamic pressure at nearly full throttle this time. Don't know exactly how much, if it was 100% throttle, but that greatly increased the stress.
With rockets, basically, the harder you accelerate the more efficient you are in terms of payload thrown into orbit vs fuel consumed. That's the reason for hot staging as well.
However, I don't know if that's something they'd ever want to risk with a manned flight one little bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)
160
Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
161
Bill Gates and senior figures at his foundation met with Jeffrey Epstein roughly 30 times between 2011 and 2014, brushing aside repeated internal warnings about the reputational and ethical risks of associating with a man already convicted of sex crimes involving a minor.
_modernitynews
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:22 PM (6T7Go)
162 Yeah, I learned a lot from Sagan as a kid, and I appreciate that from in. It's just his asswipe left-wing politics that pissed me off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:22 PM (w6EFb)
163
I bet he's going to like that book so much he'll want to read it again and again.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (3uBP9)
164
Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Other big crutch was Bizarro World.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
165 Pushing engineering limits to squeeze out just a little extra efficiency here and there is how SpaceX has come to be the dominant force it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:24 PM (w6EFb)
166
Also, thanks to all who have donated. It is very appreciated - every little bit helps!
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD)
170
Tyson is what you get when you order an astronomer off Temu.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)
Temu Don King
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 11:28 PM (vE0+H)
171
Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?
172
Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Other big crutch was Bizarro World.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
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Holodeck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 11:30 PM (JvZF+)
Explorers in their own areas. I prefer the sea to space, personally.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Both him and Sagan were exterminationists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:30 PM (diia5)
174 Reading, they squeezed another 200 km/h out of velocity at staging, hitting 5960 km/hr (3703 mph). This alone translates to about 6 tons more payload to orbit.
They're going to try to get that up to 6100 km/hr, and that's about the limit for the stresses, apparently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)
175
There is only Lt. Uhura. The others are merely pretenders.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 11:25 PM (JvZF+)
Saw Nichelle Nichols at a Star Trek movie screening in Hollywood back around 2015 or thereabouts. She was in the audience and was introduced to a very appreciative crowd.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:32 PM (nbLIj)
@LeadingReport
·
2m
President Trump roasts CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, comparing her to “Dylan Mulvaney.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:33 PM (diia5)
178
Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)
Because Epstein provided him the illusion that those hot young babes were throwing themselves at him for his scintillating personality and his huge dick, but mostly his huge dick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:33 PM (1z8ji)
179
80 Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.
Which made no sense whatsoever.
Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1
"Apache Chief."
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
__________________________
I hope Superman and Batman made the Chief read a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 11:35 PM (dIske)
180
The first thing GOP insiders asked Ditka was, "Mike, are you comfortable with the idea of begging for large campaign contributions... from complete strangers?"
181 Well, hell. Looks like Elon is going to try man-rating hot staging. It's a ways off, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
182
171 Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?
Posted by: mnw
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He did that too +/-. Parties with his pool full of whores.
Some find depravity irresistible.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:37 PM (6T7Go)
183Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)
Because Epstein was in charge of a large system for unofficial banking and Gates was a source of money. His charitable organization provided seed money and concealment for money laundering between NGOs and funding for off the books operations, and of course just plain money laundering. Gates was not interested in biomedical research as much as he was funding the things around biomedical research and stuff going on using biomedical research as a cover.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)
Explorers in their own areas. I prefer the sea to space, personally.
Posted by: nurse ratched
The French Narrator in SpongeBob SquarePants was an homage to Jacques Cousteau. Stephen Hillenburg was a fan..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:39 PM (nbLIj)
185
I don't know what max q means for rockets. For aircraft it's the max aero force on your primary surfaces, wing and empennage. You minimize alpha and beta to reduce forces. But you can't trim out all the alpha, cambered surfaces still want to torsion off, and every little perturbation results in super correction forces to stabilize. The aircraft will tear itself apart.
Rockets are completely different and I vaguely know that a primary load is axial, like column buckling and you have to worry about basic structural stability/equilibrium. It's so different from aircraft structures loads and dynamics I can only guess what the critical design cases are.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 11:40 PM (3uBP9)
186 Well, hell, the Soyuz manned flights use hot staging. So, if the Rooskies can do it.....
And the Titan II version for Gemini did use a sort of hot staging, they called fire in the hole.
So, there you go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
187Looks like Elon is going to try man-rating hot staging.
Posted by: publius
"Things that sound gay but aren't, for $400, Alex."
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 11:41 PM (VHUov)
189
Thought the stocks would go up after a successful launch but they didn't. Couldn't get the site to load and missed a buy by one minute and 22 seconds. I think the market will change over the weekend. But my order is in. If I get up or stay up, before hrs will be interesting.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:42 PM (6T7Go)
190
I watched the whole mission. Very cool ,but the best part was seeing the descent without the whole blackout portion, where we have to wait for comms to come back on line.
Seeing the craft over the clouds of the Indian Ocean at sunrise, real-time was the coolest fucking thing I've seen in a very long time.
Space X and Elon Musk are taking the bull by the horns, bigly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 11:44 PM (0aYVJ)
191
>> I vaguely know that a primary load is axial
Yep. Point end right in the direction of velocity. Mostly. There are sideways forces, and these are critical to manage.
You know those little side fins on the first stage of the Saturn V? They were there to slow down any sideways turning motion if they lost control of the attitude. They bought just enough time for the escape tower to yank the CM off the top before the forces destroyed the rocket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)
192
Max Q is maximum resistance point as the ship is accelerating. For some reason slowing down a bit causes less turbulence while accelerating past it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:45 PM (6T7Go)
193
Speaking of that, I thought last night was Friday night ONT and it was the strangest WD ONT I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (6T7Go)
But the strangest ONT I ever did see
Was the ONT we cremated Sam McGee
Posted by: Robert Service at July 24, 2026 11:46 PM (1viUA)
194
There was a poster here not long ago complaining that he couldn't get in on buying SpaceX (SPCX) at the IPO offering price.
195
Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Other big crutch was Bizarro World.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
====
Holodeck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Replicator
'Macallan, Triple Cask Matured 15 Year Old, a double, one cube'
Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 24, 2026 11:51 PM (XeU6L)
196 The maximum "angle of attack" if you can call it that, the angle of the nose of the rocket relative to its velocity vector during ascent has a very small limit. 5 - 10 degrees.
SpaceX keeps that info for its rockets proprietary. During the entry and landing burns for the boosters, it may be as high 15 degrees. But during fully loaded ascent, it's much smaller than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 11:55 PM (ZxPkt)
199
The Houthis says that Saudi Arabia launched strikes on Hodeidah after several Saudi vessels were attacked in the Red Sea
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They hadn't planned on that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:55 PM (6T7Go)
200
>>> Max Q is maximum resistance point as the ship is accelerating. For some reason slowing down a bit causes less turbulence while accelerating past it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:45 PM (6T7Go)
No Max Q is the peak 1/2 rho V^2, the dynamic pressure, that you normalize aerodynamic force to in things line L = CL*Q*S, D = CD*Q*S, CM = CM*Q*S*C. It is one of the ways we linearize general aerodynamic force/moment calculations. Because aero forces vary exponentially with the fluid flow. Linearizing is easier to understand. But in basic aircraft engineering it's simply q goes up forces go up, q goes down forces go down. In testing you use KEAS, Knot Equivalent Air Speed, just to get a common q based relationship between speed and forces for test points. But for rockets it's different. You are dealing with stability, the complexity of eigen values and ODEs and such. A different world.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 11:56 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 24, 2026 11:58 PM (u/oMr)
203
I listened patiently while Miklos read and explained all the ONT content.
I deserve a treat
Posted by: Miss Dixie at July 24, 2026 11:59 PM (sxR7k)
204
>> Very cool ,but the best part was seeing the descent without the whole blackout portion,
This quite amazing. It works because Starship is so big. When it comes down there's a little hole in the plasma trail on the backside. And signals can get through that little hole to Starlinks flying above.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
205
Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM
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Maybe he could be disabled by a really horrible smell.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
- - - - - -
Superman once tangled with a skunk. Needless to say, it didn't end too well for Superman...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 25, 2026 12:00 AM (22o5K)
See the danger, always danger
Endless talking, life rebuilding
Don't walk away
Walk in silence
Don't turn away, in silence
Your confusion, my illusion
Worn like a mask of self-hate, confronts and then dies
Don't walk away
People like you find it easy
Naked to see, walking on air
Hunting by the rivers, through the streets, every corner
Abandoned too soon, set down with due care
Don't walk away, in silence
Don't walk away
Thank you Joy Division
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 12:05 AM (CHHv1)
211
opening a bottle of Yuengling with an M-14
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I've opened a can of pound cake with a P38.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 25, 2026 12:06 AM (XeU6L)
212
National Lampoon once did a sendup of Superman: "What if Superman had been born in Germany?"
Lois Lane: "Oh, Superman! With your Xray vision, can you see through my clothes?"
Nazi Superman: "Yes. And his too. (points to Jimmy) He's Jewish."
213
>>> The maximum "angle of attack" if you can call it that, the angle of the nose of the rocket relative to its velocity vector during ascent has a very small limit. 5 - 10 degrees.
SpaceX keeps that info for its rockets proprietary. During the entry and landing burns for the boosters, it may be as high 15 degrees. But during fully loaded ascent, it's much smaller than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
Even for highspeed aircraft max alpha is tiny, a few degrees and giving you huge load factors, 3, 4, 5, gs. Doesn't take much at decent Mach. In aircraft alpha = load factor. That's another thing I don't know about rockets. Does alpha=load factor for them?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 25, 2026 12:07 AM (3uBP9)
214
Regardless of how much of a lazy wastrel you believe pot turns people into, Sagan wasn't one of those.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 25, 2026 12:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
215
Finished watching Masters of the Universe. Great fun, the film makers clearly loved the oroginal cartoons.
216
@sentdefender
5h
U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) has confirmed that U.S. forces have disabled a second vessel attempting to violate the naval blockade of Iran.
According to CENTCOM, the motor tanker 'Lavine' made multiple attempts to breach the blockade. After warnings went unheeded, U.S. forces struck the vessel's engine room, rendering it inoperable
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If it wasn't a decoy that's another 3 million gallons of crude in our coffers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:13 AM (6T7Go)
https://tinyurl.com/38chn9yr
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
The Israeli Galil rifle had a built-in bottle opener. Why, you ask? Because the troops were using their rifle magazines to open bottles and it wrecked the magazine lips.
A major reason the flashhider on the M16 was changed from the original open prong type to the closed birdcage type was due to the troops using the barrel as a pry bar to snap metal bands off packing crates.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 25, 2026 12:16 AM (1viUA)
219Regardless of how much of a lazy wastrel you believe pot turns people into, Sagan wasn't one of those.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 25, 2026 12:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
Never said it made him a wastrel, but he did tend to ramble and find woo in odd ideas.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:18 AM (rbvCR)
220
Sean (Diddy) Combs has been placed in solitary confinement at FCI-Fort Dix for fighting.
FOX News refers to that as a "minimum security prison."
221
It has been also claimed that Sagan's publication history in his field was oddly small. The implication was that he was a "Hollywood Indian"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)
222
@sentdefender - Jul 22
For the first time, the U.S. Army has deployed the *'Dark Eagle' Long-Range Hypersonic Weapon to Guam during Exercise Valiant Shield 2026.
From Guam, much of China's eastern seaboard, including key military targets, fall within the missile's reported range,
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The Dark Eagle, officially known as the Long-Range Hypersonic Weapon (LRHW), is a U.S. Army missile designed to strike targets over 2,175 miles away at speeds exceeding Mach 5. It utilizes a boost-glide system, allowing it to maneuver unpredictably, making it difficult for current missile defenses to intercept.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (6T7Go)
223 How to get something into orbit is a fascinating thing. Consider LEO. We'll call that 100 - 200 mile altitude, and just keep things simple with a circular orbit. The radius of the Erf is about 4000 miles. Orbital altitude is only 2.5 - 5% of that. Scale that down to a basketball. You're just barely above the surface.
Nearly all of the velocity you need for orbit is thus tangential or horizontal. You just want to get a smidge higher than surface, and have no radial velocity when you get there.
So, you need to thrust sideways mostly. But, you've got to fight gravity, and the more you have to fight it the slower your horizontal speed is. When you're at orbital velocity, you free fall -- the earth just curves away underneath as fast as you fall. That's orbit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
224
FOX News refers to that as a "minimum security prison."
It isn't.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 12:20 AM (RCjYY)
Well, unless he's being held in a cell 30 feet underground, being subjected to Yoko Ono's singing 24/7, it's not really "maximum security", either, is it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:26 AM (1z8ji)
225 At first blush, just forget about the earth's atmosphere. That makes things too complicated. Imagine getting into orbit off an earth size/mass planet with no atmosphere (the Moon is like this, really, but much less gravity).
The ideal, most efficient trajectory is called a gravity turn. You thrust continuously in the direction of your velocity, and let gravity "turn you" over sideways as you accelerate.
Depending on your thrust to mass and payload ratios and all that, in vacuum, you'd start off pitched over pretty steep. Basically, clear the tower and then lean over pretty far sideways and go. Time it all right, and you reach you orbital height with zero radial velocity in a perfect circular orbit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)
226
Wouldn't Iran really like a Waffle House, a Waffle House right now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:03 AM (6T7Go)
What part of NO SHARING do you not get?
Now SHUT UP and enjoy your butter with grits.
Posted by: Waffle House at July 25, 2026 12:28 AM (4g5V+)
227
If it wasn't a decoy that's another 3 million gallons of crude in our coffers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:13 AM (6T7Go)
Small piece of good news I caught yesterday. Trump is using Iranian funds we have frozen to reimburse for the ships they've hit.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 25, 2026 12:29 AM (w/O5Q)
228
good night folks, thank you for being the best people on the planet
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 12:30 AM (CHHv1)
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221 It has been also claimed that Sagan's publication history in his field was oddly small. The implication was that he was a "Hollywood Indian"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)
I don’t think his other work hurt, though. Probably pissed off his peers to no end.
A similar thing happens in other fields. If you are a history professor who publishes the occasional dense article that might be read by the denizens of JSTOR world BUT also publishes books that the general public eats up, and sells like hot cakes, your more academically inclined peers who only publish to each other so as to keep your job and have no time to publish anything for the hoi polloi will do nothing but sneer.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (4g5V+)
230
When I went up stairs to make supper a while ago, I looked out the window, and there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard. I think, technically, it's what is called a "Varying hare". Brown-gray in Summer, with a white tail, becomes entirely white in Winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)
231
Some of you folks need to read them, so I'm going to leave these tracts over here on the end table. Feel free.
Posted by: Jack Chick at July 25, 2026 12:36 AM (JM9I6)
232 Now, the fighting gravity part before you get to orbital speed and can thus free fall. Consider the worst case. Your thrust is just equal to your weight. Your "proper acceleration" is just 1g. You just sit there hovering, and go nowhere, wasting all your fuel just to hold up your own weight. Not too good. That's 100% gravity loss.
So, obviously we need more thrust than than our weight. A good bit more in fact. We need to just get enough vertical speed to get as high we want when we reach orbital velocity, and waste no more fighting gravity than we have to.
So, for that vacuum launch, we pitch over just so that the vertical component of our thrust just equals gravity. We don't fall, and the all the rest is used to pour on horizontal velocity. (we will need to get a little vertical velocity of course, but not much).
The faster our horizontal speed gets, there's what you can see as a "centrifugal" term, the difference between orbital speed and our current horizontal speed. As that difference gets less, we need less and less vertical component of thrust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
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230 When I went up stairs to make supper a while ago, I looked out the window, and there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard. I think, technically, it's what is called a "Varying hare". Brown-gray in Summer, with a white tail, becomes entirely white in Winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)
He didn't say his name was Harvey, by any chance?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 12:40 AM (QGaXH)
234
there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard.
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The house is two-story brick. I have Virginia Creeper on the back wall. This afternoon I noticed that close to the window sill outside of the bathroom (upper floor), there is what looks like a nest. This evening there was a squirrel looking in at the window. I've named it 'Earl'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 12:40 AM (XeU6L)
235 So, as we get faster and faster, we can pitch over more and more, wasting less and less thrust fighting gravity.
The ideal gravity turn does that automatically. We start out with an initial pitch over, and just thrust directly along our rocket's axis, always tangent to our velocity vector. Gravity automatically turns us over as we get faster and faster.
That's the ideal, simple case of launching in a vacuum. The atmosphere complicates things greatly....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
236
Haven't taken the molding off the F-150 for a look see but
during a couple of rain storms I covered the molding from 5" north of the top of the windshield to the bottom on the drivers side. (starting at the bottom). Much dryer inside the cab and electrical equipment/switches behavior in order.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:45 AM (6T7Go)
237
So, for that vacuum launch, we pitch over just so that the vertical component of our thrust just equals gravity. We don't fall, and the all the rest is used to pour on horizontal velocity. (we will need to get a little vertical velocity of course, but not much).
The faster our horizontal speed gets, there's what you can see as a "centrifugal" term, the difference between orbital speed and our current horizontal speed. As that difference gets less, we need less and less vertical component of thrust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
IIRC, a lot of the fuel in the first stage is consumed in just lifting the entire rocket off the ground. They move pretty slowly at first, while burning fuel like a mo-fo. I thought there were proposals to launch orbital rockets that were piggy-backed to very high altitude, and to Mach ++ speeds on the backs of specially-designed air-breathing airplanes. Use jet fuel and aerodynamic lift to get the rocket out of the densest part of the atmosphere, and build some velocity, too. First stage could be smaller, because boost plane is doing half its work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:46 AM (1z8ji)
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235....That's the ideal, simple case of launching in a vacuum. The atmosphere complicates things greatly....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
Younger son is in Corpus C area for work. He sent video of starship launch. Very cool!
I saw quite a few Titan IVs and Delta IIs up close and personal back when.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 12:47 AM (QGaXH)
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That's the ideal, simple case of launching in a vacuum. The atmosphere complicates things greatly....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
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May I introduce you to my perfectly spherical chickens in a vacuum?
Posted by: A Physicist at July 25, 2026 12:47 AM (u/oMr)
240I thought there were proposals to launch orbital rockets that were piggy-backed to very high altitude, and to Mach ++ speeds on the backs of specially-designed air-breathing airplanes. Use jet fuel and aerodynamic lift to get the rocket out of the densest part of the atmosphere, and build some velocity, too. First stage could be smaller, because boost plane is doing half its work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would think the hard part there would be getting the plane safely away from the rocket before it had to light itself up.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)
241 230 When I went up stairs to make supper a while ago, I looked out the window, and there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard. I think, technically, it's what is called a "Varying hare". Brown-gray in Summer, with a white tail, becomes entirely white in Winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)
My grandson would say “Big Chungus!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:51 AM (wxb/S)
242
I would think the hard part there would be getting the plane safely away from the rocket before it had to light itself up.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)
Reminds me of how the X-15 was launched from a B-52
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:52 AM (wxb/S)
24334 Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)
"Aaaaaagh!!"
{Superman cringes in the blinding rainbow glow from the crystal shard}
"Oh my God, I can't believe I wear *this* in public!"
{every paper scatters from the wind, and Superman is suddenly wearing an untucked button-down with skinny pants, boat shoes without socks, a feather boa and oversize sunglasses}
"Congo rats bad boy, you cost me 500 milliseconds. Now you face the power of this properly attired Fabulousman!"
{another sudden wind, and the Villain Of The Week is bound and gagged in red silk rope Kinbaku}
"Until next time, losers! Ta ta!"
{another sudden wind, and Super/Fabulousman is gone}
Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (Sy6m/)
244 With atmosphere, all the above applies, but we've got another loss term to worry about. Drag. That's another opposite force our thrust has to counter, and is thus is more waste, meaning our thrust gives us less horizontal velocity gain.
And that's proportional to how thick the atmosphere is, which decreases with height.
So the most efficient trajectory modifies that vacuum gravity turn a bit. We want to go up much steeper to get into thinner air before we turn over and start pouring on the horizontal speed. And once we get too fast, we don't won't to be having to thrust too much sideways. We want to still be able to thrust pretty much along our own axis, which is pointing tangent to our velocity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (6T7Go)
246
@visegrad24
18m
A 15-year-old Alkira Secondary College student has undergone emergency surgery after being stabbed and slashed in the neck, back, arms and hands by Middle Eastern thugs who attacked him with machetes at Sabel Reserve Playground in Melbourne, Australia
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:57 AM (6T7Go)
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A 226-year-old pub in Blackburn, England, is set to become a mosque after Labour-run Blackburn with Darwen Council approved plans to convert the historic Hare and Hounds, which first opened in 1799.
The pub, which served its final pint last year, had failed to turn a profit despite attempts to revive it, including permission to open a café. Planning documents said its decline was linked to demographic changes in the area over the past 25 years.
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Demographics
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:58 AM (6T7Go)
248
Never said it made him a wastrel, but he did tend to ramble and find woo in odd ideas.
Posted by: Kindltot
Billions and billions of odd ideas.
There's a generation of folks out there who have very positive thoughts about Carl Sagan. There are folks out there who have positive thoughts about Che' Guevara. I'm going with the former (being one of them).
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 25, 2026 12:59 AM (DZ9Lv)
249 See the Northrop Grumman Pegasus rocket. Small payload capacity carried aloft by an airplane. The SWIFT boost mission just recently used that.
It turns out this just isn't very efficient for large payloads at all. The carrier airplane is weight limited, and doesn't give you much horizontal velocity advantage.
Now, some sort of specialized air breathing, winged first-stage you might call it, would be different, but I don't think anyone is going in that direction. Which must mean that regular rockets are just more efficient all factors considered.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 01:01 AM (w6EFb)
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247 A 226-year-old pub in Blackburn, England, is set to become a mosque after Labour-run Blackburn with Darwen Council approved plans to convert the historic Hare and Hounds, which first opened in 1799.
The pub, which served its final pint last year, had failed to turn a profit despite attempts to revive it, including permission to open a café. Planning documents said its decline was linked to demographic changes in the area over the past 25 years.
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Demographics
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:58 AM (6T7Go)
A pub.
Vote Restore.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 01:01 AM (4g5V+)
251
Apache Chief was one of the best Harvey Birdman eps ever!
He was suing a local coffee shop because they hey had accidentally spilled hot coffee in his lap and because of that “he could no longer Grow Large.” He testified that it was quite humiliating.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:03 AM (wxb/S)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (6T7Go)
It would be a very big-ass plane indeed. But it would be reusable for many, many launches. I would give it enough big jet engines to get airborne, and ascend to maybe 50,000 feet on jet fuel, and maybe Mach 0.6. Once there, pilot hauls back on the yoke, and fires two big rocket motors hung on the wings between the jet pods. They burn long enough to jump from 50,000 feet to 100,000 feet, and to get to say Mach 1.5. When the rockets burn out, the piggy-back spacecraft is turned loose, and Stage One fires, as the boost plane dives away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 01:03 AM (1z8ji)
253
"We can put the mihrab right there where the dartboard used to be."
Posted by: The al-Hare and al-Hound Sacred Mosque of Islam at July 25, 2026 01:05 AM (u/oMr)
It has been floating around for at least 10 minutes now. @SpaceX is about to get their hands on very interesting data that they never had before. The heat shield looks great too
6 seconds
https://tinyurl.com/4e97rw3k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:17 AM (6T7Go)
257
Ugh. Youtube just threw an ad at me for someone called LCR Partners which specializes in guaranteeing H1-B applications get approved.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 25, 2026 01:19 AM (vSvIl)
258
SpaceX Starship Heat Shield Comparison Between Flights 10-13.
It’s getting better every time. This is what progress looks like
https://tinyurl.com/yejdm937
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:22 AM (6T7Go)
259
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
19m
Replying to @DJSnM
Unless we discover problems after mission data review, SpaceX will attempt to catch the ship with the tower on next flight
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:24 AM (6T7Go)
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>> SpaceX will attempt to catch the ship with the tower on next flight
Oh wow. Some of the NSF mee-thane boys were speculating about that.
And that means the next one will be orbital, or just about, looping back around to land back in Texas.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 01:31 AM (ibDUx)
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SpaceX's Starship rocket just performed a flip maneuver and precisely splashed down on target in the Indian Ocean next to a few buoys with @Starlink on them. The softest splashdown we've seen yet
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Splash down and 20 floating on the water.
https://tinyurl.com/2t6n3w5z
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Looks like Bezos not only has a float problem but a size problem too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:31 AM (6T7Go)
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If you watched this is old news but for those who haven't seen it; Wow.
@elonmusk
5h
Starship is intact, floating in the ocean and transmitting telemetry
https://tinyurl.com/445tv47w
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:35 AM (6T7Go)
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I have an orange gibbous Moon glimming dimly in the southern sky. About the color of a tangerine, because of smoke in the air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 01:46 AM (1z8ji)
266
Another night watching a low-budget movie nobody ever heard of. Kind-of amusing. But time I won't get back. Oh, well. Price of admission was right.
267
Until tomorrow,
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.
'night
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:59 AM (6T7Go)
268 Moon is about 83% illuminated now. Too low to see here anyway, and it's been quite cloudy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 02:04 AM (w6EFb)
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Past midnight here, too, and I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 02:06 AM (1z8ji)
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Hi, publius! Yeah, about 3 hours behind ya here...
Sunset was blazing red-orange today & yesterday. Hazy during the day, due to smoke. Thankfully, it's high enough in the atmosphere (mostly) that I can't smell it. Sometimes, not so much.
Meh. It's *that time of year* and fire season is upon us in the West.
272
A panda walks into a café, orders a salad, eats it, then pulls out a gun and fires two shots in the air. When the confused waiter yells at him and asks what he's doing, the panda tosses him a cheap wildlife manual, tells him to look it up, and walks out the door. The waiter flips to the entry bearing his likeness and reads, "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
I got my mom the book for her birthday one year and she loved it, which probably tells you something about both of us:
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
www.amazon.com/dp/1592402038
All that to say, the policeman is like a panda with an Oxford comma: climbs, shoots, and leaves.
Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 02:16 AM (Sy6m/)
Only 101* today.. ugh. Same tomorrow, probably. Would be worse if not for the smoke blocking the blazing sun! So-- grateful for it despite the forest destruction.
How are you?
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
275 The clouds and rain cooled us off well. Nice break from the heat. High was just 75F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)
Niiiiice! We got a sprinkle yesterday (at 104F) that simply turned outdoors into a giant steambath. Bleh!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
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Defense dept. Lowers death toll from Iran war from 18 down to 14 on Trump's orders because the 4 latest services deaths occurred after Trump declared victory after the cease fire.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 25, 2026 02:28 AM (i1ddm)
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I'm just looking at the forecast change and differ between sources for this morning. High will be about 85. We could get 1" of rain, or not hardly any, depending on which forecast. And it's changing all around as I watch....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
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Mid- to late August, we get a good drenching, cooling rain. Can hardly wait!
Meanwhile, just keep the yard watered enough to stay green... ish... and mow the weeds when it starts to look ratty. LOL
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
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I never really liked superman. Obviously I read the comic books, but it was too outlandish.
As a comic book product, I liked batman better because he was a gadget guy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 02:40 AM (SwCxT)
Bro and I liked the tv show-- extra special because it wasn't aired in our area, but we could watch it at grandparents' house!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)
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Lurkers are dependent on you commenters for our lurk consumption needs. Last night was pretty good. Tonight less full. Comment harder!
Think of how many lurk without ever contributing. Could it be a great many? Tis fearful to expose oneself in this august company.
Infact, fellow lurkers of late night, sing out just for tonight. Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at July 25, 2026 02:45 AM (FHM91)
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Just get home from a friend's house in Salem. Played Agricola, Clank, and No Thanks. I won the Ag game with a 50-something score, using Trailblazer, Boatswain, and Crop Rotator. Some minor synergy with Shepherd's Pipe and Hammock. Other players added crazy amounts of wood to the game with Woodcutter and Master Forester.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 02:50 AM (rcENI)
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Round 7 family grow. Two other players had an early fight over Starting Player, so I was always 2nd or 3rd without trying. Then I wound up with first grow, because they had already started too many times. Fed with Clay Oven and later Bakehouse. Animals were all pretty late: round 3 sheep, late pigs, late cow. Everything sort of went my way.
We play EIKWmFrZ. Someone had Village Beauty from the Z deck with Clay Roof and did a double-build then double-no-action-grow, which was pretty cool.
It took me a while to get my fourth room, but then I quickly got the Hammock and both grows. So I think I was first to 3, last to 4, and first to 5.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 02:55 AM (rcENI)
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Oh look. A Socialist who sees the State as God with Bible quotes for a nic. Too chicken to post anything but late night drive by posts.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 02:55 AM (4g5V+)
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I don't think I took a single Round 13-15 action space. Got 5 fields, 4 pastures, 2 fenced stables, all the animals, lots of veg & grain, stone house, basketmaker's.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 02:58 AM (rcENI)
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285: Most trolls do that. Except Paul and Sid, who are 'special'. Probably the same bot.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 02:59 AM (m5P/4)
I have no idea what either of your posts meant, but sounds like fun!
*this old fuddy-duddy walks away...*
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)
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JQ, I am good thanks, wandered up thread a bit, thanks for my Chivas.
Hey Teresa, if you are still around, do you have any fun trips planned for the rest of the summer?
SciVo, I bookmarked that book, it will make a nice Christmas gift. Thank you.
Late Night Lurker, this place is my night school, I learn about space, auto repair, music and movies, I seldom have any weighty insight into many of these topics but still I persist.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 03:08 AM (ibDUx)
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Hi JQ! It's a board game about farming in the middle ages. My favorite. But it's complicated and sort of anxiety-producing. You have all these cards with tons of cool things you can do, but your family is constantly on the verge of starvation, and you never get to do everything you want.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:08 AM (rcENI)
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framish, I know nothing about gaming, I used to play with the kid's Gameboys when they went to sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 03:13 AM (ibDUx)
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>> ...it's complicated and sort of anxiety-producing. You have all these cards with tons of cool things you can do, but your family is constantly on the verge of starvation, and you never get to do everything you want.
Posted by: frammish
Sounds realistic enough that I'd enjoy playing! LOL.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)
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I'm hanging out downstairs with the glass sliding door open, hoping one of the cats will come in for the night. I've tried calling a few times. Actually she'll be fine, but my wife is a little worried about her. And it makes for a good excuse to stay up late. It's hard to go straight to bed after a long drive.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:14 AM (rcENI)
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I'm not a computer-gamer, but my family was big on board games, card- and dice games.
Back in the days when we'd all get together...
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)
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>>It's hard to go straight to bed after a long drive.
Posted by: frammish
Yep. Got to decompress!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:19 AM (rdVOm)
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If either of you live anywhere near Portland, I could host a game night sometime. This game is not everyone's cup of tea, but I love it. And the theme is so good, that the rules, IMO, despite being complicated, immediately feel natural and easy to remember---way better than most modern games.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:21 AM (rcENI)
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Nice of you to offer, frammish, but too long for me to drive. Thanks very much anyway!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)
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I'm snacking on my capicola. YouTube has been showing me videos of prosciutto and other slow cures, but made in a vacuum bag and kept in the freezer. Normally you have to hang them, and it helps to have a closet with some fans. Too risky, too complicated! The only hanging I've attempted was pancetta, which only took two weeks and is pretty forgiving. (I sent photos to the Food Thread the other day!) But it turns out my wife wants a vacuum sealer too. . . .
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:26 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:27 AM (rcENI)
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Vacuum sealer is a great tool! Useful for just about anything you'd care to portion & freeze. Good investment and not expensive.
Costco should have them for excellent price. Get more rolls of bag material than you think you'll need!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)
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I'm sure we would use it. We buy a half-cow every year or so, and the cuts don't come wrapped super well. Costco seems like a good idea!
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:41 AM (rcENI)
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We still have two frozen beef hearts. I made a third just a couple weeks ago. I have to cook that kind of thing when my wife is out of town. I hear it is good stewed, but I cut it into steaks and got three good meals out of it. I thought it was delicious!
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:43 AM (rcENI)
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I heard recently that you should ask for the cow cheek: that it is amazing and butchers usually keep it for themselves. I will mention that in our instructions next time.
I noticed a couple years ago that we never got a brisket. I assume they were turning it into ground beef. But I like to smoke things, so I've started asking for that. It is about half the weight of a Costco brisket. That is quite a difference!
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:46 AM (rcENI)
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Frammish, if you want to freeze veggies-- also recommend a blanching pot, if you don't already own one.
Blanching kills enzymes so that produce keeps longer in freezer. Makes a big difference.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)
305
My favorite board game is "Awful Green Things From Outer Space"
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 25, 2026 03:51 AM (DZ9Lv)
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I should vacuum seal some of the good local corn that grows up here in August and save it for Thanksgiving. I can never get fresh corn at that time of year.
frammish, nice offer on the game night, I live way too far away, like JQ said, thank you.
I am going to wish you all sweet dreams, I am headed to bed.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 03:51 AM (ibDUx)
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We have a garden, but we never get so many veggies we need to freeze them.
We got 12 gallons of plums off the plum tree last year. Mostly we did plain canning, but we made some jam and some "Russian plums" (which I didn't love).
We have a bunch of pepper starts I want to do something with. Jalapenos are so cheap that I think it makes more sense just to can them from the grocery store.
My 11yo got really excited about canning asparagus last year. We did a few jars. I bet that still has a good price? I should buy a load of that and can it with her.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:56 AM (rcENI)
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Good night you all! I am ready to give up on this cat and get to bed myself.
Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:57 AM (rcENI)
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Frammish-- asparagus is way spendy this time of year. Season usually starts ~February or March, for cheapest & best product.
Now is time for corn, okra, plums, peppers, grapes, maybe late cherries..
Have fun!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm)
311
I should do a batch of dilly beans soon. Just about time for that.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 04:04 AM (rdVOm)
312
"A 226-year-old pub in Blackburn, England, is set to become a mosque"
Better to just burn it down...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 25, 2026 04:06 AM (bEpKP)
315
I just got a spam email from some Democratic candidate in Iowa, begging me to donate to her campaign, so she can help "flip the House" to the Democrats.
I have no idea how I got on these people's campaign list, as I have never donated to anybody, am not registered with any political party, and have zero internet footprint regarding politics.
The email was the usual Democrat word-salad gobbledygook, but usefully named the Republican she was trying to defeat ("Zach Nunn"), with the help (not ashamed of this fact) of millions of dollars of donations from out-of-state liberals and out-of-state campaign activists flooding into the district.
Here was my response:
"Thank you for warning me about this important issue. As suggested, I will be donating as much as I am legally able to the Zach Nunn campaign, to prevent the nation from falling to the communists.
Had it not been for your email helpfully informing me of his name and of this race's significance, I would not have known how important it was to keep him in office.
Cleverly disguising your message as a satire of a deceptive email from the communist side was an effective technique. Keep up the good work!"
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2026 04:30 AM (Av6i5)
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A major reason the flashhider on the M16 was changed from the original open prong type to the closed birdcage type was due to the troops using the barrel as a pry bar to snap metal bands off packing crates.
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MCI aka C-Ration boxes in the field mostly, I expect. They were wrapped in heavy wire.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 05:28 AM (VGE5u)
318
Ohh, I late to the ONT once again, but, Weird Dave, this is a great collection.Really enjoyed lots of laughs
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 05:58 AM (WhF6d)
319Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot
I think the marxism was a bigger problem.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM
The problem with Sagan was that he imagined himself a Feynman.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
11
Beagle puppy is totally me this morning. I insisted to my poor husband I heard something slithering in the attic. Not rodent feet sounds. He claims nothing is up there. I imagined an anaconda. I was a wreak til 0400. He said I slept then because I snored.
I will have to listen to the Swiftie thing later as fixin' to have dinner. Our newest DIL, a decade younger than son, is a fan. I love her otherwise, but whoa. The rest of us don't say anything.
Thankful it is Friday altho we have a dinner tomorrow. Low key. Ribs for grandson's birthday. I will wait til tomorrow to dust and act like I am normal.
Have a great weekend Ace and all. Y'all somehow keep me sane. Which is either good or scary.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (hzuYO)
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169 Those are the most unexciting tacos ever. Where's the beef?
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MWfyi)
There is grass fed beef in these tacos! Dinner is ready!
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (Dd38x)
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Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space? I don't remember there being that many clouds in space.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:33 PM (3uBP9)
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18 Obama has a library?
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)
We were talking about that in the reddit discussion, last thread.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)
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"Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space? I don't remember there being that many clouds in space.
Posted by: banana Dream "
See 'em all the time. They are usually malevolent.
One that makes the Vittorio Emanuele Monument look elegant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (O0L8i)
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I've never met a Great Dane I didn't like. Used to be one at the park I take Elvis and when he's see me he'd come galloping across the park to greet me and then lean on me while I petted him. And when a 150+ lbs Dane leans on you you better brace yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)
25
banana Dream; the "what about it" stream is saying it's ionized gas in the upper atmosphere reacting with 'ship
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)
26
On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (oUopv)
27
"We were talking about that in the reddit discussion, last thread.
Posted by: gKWVE"
28
Beagle puppy is totally me this morning. I insisted to my poor husband I heard something slithering in the attic. Not rodent feet sounds. He claims nothing is up there. I imagined an anaconda. I was a wreak til 0400. He said I slept then because I snored.
Have a great weekend Ace and all. Y'all somehow keep me sane. Which is either good or scary.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (hzuYO)
Cats are good for detecting sounds, so if they don't trip and start looking things are probably cool.
Found a baby lizard in my cat's water bowl this morning, not sure which of my hunters did that. Poor cute little thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (uhVAy)
My cat Allie has finally decided to come join me in my office again. She's been sulking all week since I took her to the vet on Tuesday for some minor surgery.
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>> Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space?
That's the stuff they're venting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)
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I've never met a Great Dane I didn't like. Used to be one at the park I take Elvis and when he's see me he'd come galloping across the park to greet me and then lean on me while I petted him. And when a 150+ lbs Dane leans on you you better brace yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)
When I was small I had a friend who had a pack of St Bernard dogs in his house and yard. They was big.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (uhVAy)
32
I couldn't help but saying 'who's a good boy' out loud when I watched the beagle puppy vid.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (KC5Lt)
33 A scan showed my Windows 10 computer had 119,000 bad sectors out of 120,000. Oh well, at least I got the files offloaded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (O0L8i)
My cat Allie has finally decided to come join me in my office again. She's been sulking all week since I took her to the vet on Tuesday for some minor surgery.
She's doing fine.
Cats are very forgiving creatures.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)
My female cat has taken to asking me to open a desk drawer so she can sleep in it while the fan blows across her on these warm days.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Big Mike at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (gKWVE)
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On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (oUopv)
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What's goin' on, brother? Recent surgery? Bad back?
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (stMSD)
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Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
I guess there were no green dildos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (NkUqe)
38
That Snow Chicken is probably all bones under all those feathers
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)
39
> Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space?
That's the stuff they're venting.
Posted by: publius
Chemtrails.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:39 PM (oUopv)
40 Waking up is hard for a beagle puppy! Rubs his eyes
They say that waking up is hard to do
Now, I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that sleep is at end
Instead of Waking up
I wish that we were sleeping in again
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)
41I couldn't help but saying 'who's a good boy' out loud when I watched the beagle puppy vid.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM
With no knowledge of preferred pronouns, why are you assuming the puppy identifies as male?
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
The first one was wonderful and when he died we bought two puppies. After they died we bought two more puppies.
The last two were raised with two teacup chihuahuas.
They were wonderful with the little dogs.
We still miss all of them.
Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (/QHx4)
44
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)
My visit Monday to the Vet with my two kittehs went well. Only for an exam and rabies shot. New Vet for us since I moved.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (KC5Lt)
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I honestly don't understand what I'm seeing on the spacex channel. They say they are close to the atmosphere. I've never seen anything like that outside of the '80 Flash Gordon movie. Very weird. Say hi to Princess Aura. She's a peach.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)
46
I had a ridgeback hound
If a bambulance came by
she got the OOOS
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)
47Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space? I don't remember there being that many clouds in space.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:33 PM
There are many, many nebulae in space. Some are even famous!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)
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What's goin' on, brother? Recent surgery? Bad back?
Posted by: ShainS
Recreating a Caribbean cocktail. Mmmm mmm good.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (oUopv)
51
Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre
Gay recognizes gay.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:42 PM (oUopv)
52 You're seeing live feed of re-entry, something never before able to been seen. The pretty colors are the plasma.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)
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With no knowledge of preferred pronouns, why are you assuming the puppy identifies as male?
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Hah. But it's well known that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (KC5Lt)
54
Sorry you're in pain. What happened?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
No pain. Caribbean cocktail.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (oUopv)
55
16 Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
He will be judging Angola goats and flop eared bunnies at the childrens heavy petting zoo come the fall.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur)
56Recreating a Caribbean cocktail. Mmmm mmm good.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM
Here's your accompaniment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1Us_3qfkg
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)
57
>>> That's the stuff they're venting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)
When they were doing a limited burn earlier on Starship it looked like fire and clouds. Maybe it's just the camera but it's like they're flying in clouds. I guess the gas from the burn follows them.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)
59
With no knowledge of preferred pronouns, why are you assuming the puppy identifies as male?
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface
Probably sitting there & licking his pecker was a clue.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (oUopv)
60
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau
I guess there were no green dildos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Sheeeet. He owns more of them than they do.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (O6Iwc)
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On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (oUopv)
HQ rules 101
If you bring drugs
Bring enuf for everybody
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)
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Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
Well he plays basketball like a girl so mutual respect.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)
If only we had a tight structure where an entire citizenry DIDN'T jack off a politician because they didn't have the audacity to insist to be our boss.
What a world that would be.
Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (1iNpS)
64 Her Majesty told my she has had the offer of a puppy from an as-yet unconsummated breeding. Her inclination is to say yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)
65
There are many, many nebulae in space. Some are even famous!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Quit your crabbing.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (O6Iwc)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)
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I think it would be really cool to have a following satellite film all this. I guess they are going to work towards that to get inspections of heat shields. But all of this would be awesome to view from another point of view.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)
75
Tim Walz appointee Vance Boelter has been sentenced to TWO LIFE SENTENCES plus 40 years for the murder of Minnesota House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman
Boelter’s vehicle was found with “NO KINGS” flyers on the seat,
He killed Dems to make people think Trump was bad.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)
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It's funny seeing velocity reduce and q increase. 1/2 rho V^2. V going down but rho going up. You don't normally see rho go up. Or go up fast.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:51 PM (3uBP9)
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After practically saving both 12 and 13 I figure John Aaron hasn’t had to pay for a beer in 50 years
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:53 PM (Gcul1)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9)
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There was this tiny blonde girl in the complex I lived at in Louisville. She had this huge St Bernard. Stood above her waist.
Ajax could pass under this dong without stopping too much. And he thought this dog was the most wonderful thing he had ever seen. The St Bernard just kept turning his head to try to see Ajax, slowly.
I hate Steven King for Cujo a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)
The mashup audio is the best, where internal comms and onboard comms are strung together. Nobody knew what to do (other than nothing, maybe) and an abort was likely. “SCE to AUX”
“What the hell is that!?”
But Alan Bean knew what it was, and flipped the breaker to AUX. The crew laughed their ass off all the way into orbit, because it was just too damn weird.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:57 PM (Gcul1)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)
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They can learn a lot just tugging that home. Intact systems. Pretty great.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)
90
I guess it's a pressure vessel that holds fuel so it should float.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 08:01 PM (3uBP9)
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It didn't blow up when it hit the water. There was a rupture and some "mee-thane" poured out and caught fire, but no explosion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:59 PM (w6EFb)
That. Was. AWESOME! Thanks for the link. Alex (lady person I hope) has a nice smoky voice with just the right amount of Eastern European accent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)
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Her Majesty told my she has had the offer of a puppy from an as-yet unconsummated breeding. Her inclination is to say yes.
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You can’t say no to a puppy!
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Dd38x)
93I hate Steven King for Cujo a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM
Just for Cujo? Dude, expand your horizons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)
95
>>> Can they tow the Ship in?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)
I don't see why not. They have ships for picking up reentry splash downs. They should send one out. It's probably still a little explodey. But send some autonomous thing out to tug it back.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 08:05 PM (3uBP9)
I think so. We topped off groceries on one of the islands. They were expensive.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 08:05 PM (oUopv)
97 Lets say I had spectacular genes. And Gabriella Reese said "Lets do the PIV and make some pups". Do you buy those site unseen ?
____________
Her Majesty gave the prospective mama an award at a National Specialty in 2022 and the prospective father is the sire of two of our litters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)
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>>I think so. We topped off groceries on one of the islands. They were expensive.
That's one of my favorite places. First time there was 1979 and I came very close to moving there.
Been back many times. It started as a very casual place with a bunch of shacks and a bar and now it's pretty posh but still a nice place.
It's a pretty regular stop for charter boats in the BVI.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)
99
Damn, what a day for a space geek. Stuff that has never been seen before.
Thanks Elon, you crazy dreamer.
Posted by: pawn at July 24, 2026 08:08 PM (MNjaf)
100
Peeples who be wents to that diner thing with Trump twonite says that his breath smelled so bad that they be pads too wore two masks over there nose.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 24, 2026 08:08 PM (xdvyM)
101Her Majesty gave the prospective mama an award at a National Specialty in 2022 and the prospective father is the sire of two of our litters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)
I get it, I guess. I would give Gabby Reese several awards today, if given a chance.
Don't know if I'd advise anyone to pay money for one of the litter, though.
Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:10 PM (1iNpS)
"Turkey does not meet legal requirements to receive F-35, State Department says...Turkey still does not meet the legal requirements to rejoin the F-35 fighter jet program, the US State Department said in a letter to Congress."
Ciao!
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)
107
Trump is doing the Correspondent's Dinner now...
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:18 PM (GD0B3)
108
I made sausages today. As in, I ground up pork shoulder and added spices, and stuffed it into skins. I have five pounds of sausage links chilling in the freezer.
I am very proud of myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)
109
Burnished "my way or the highway" credentials this week.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:27 PM (abScH)
110
2.5 weeks hence and while i can walk on my sprained ankle/foot ok, it's still swollen and when i sleep it stiffens up and really hurts in several places. So i barely get any sleep at night and have to take several day naps. Ibuprofen and aspirin do nothing. Vicodin would, but nooooo....
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 08:27 PM (DZ9Lv)
111
I dislike Erdogan now just because of the new Turkey-Eh shit that ESPN and the rest of the NYC/LA media pushes.
Same for "Keev". Fuck all y'all. Its been Chicken Kiev since I was born. And Turkey .. like the fucking flightless bird.
Says so right on my Risk board.
Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:28 PM (1iNpS)
112
107 Trump is doing the Correspondent's Dinner now...
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:18 PM (GD0B3)
113
Dark Lix, alternate heat and ice plus elevation.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:29 PM (abScH)
114
There are a few tame beaver pet videos out there. They seem happy, they're cute, and i like their vocalizations. They'll dam up your house but they seem to be good creatures.
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 08:30 PM (DZ9Lv)
115No One trying to shoot him this time ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 08:29 PM (S6LVb)
The night is young. Honestly surprised the Old Man still does this kind of shit.
Yet not surprised.
Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:31 PM (1iNpS)
116
Sending out this golden oldie to the IRGC "No where to run to "
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:31 PM (abScH)
117
Ben Had beat me to it! Heat And cold, elevate.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:32 PM (bkeFY)
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That's one of my favorite places. First time there was 1979 and I came very close to moving there.
Been back many times. It started as a very casual place with a bunch of shacks and a bar and now it's pretty posh but still a nice place.
It's a pretty regular stop for charter boats in the BVI.
Posted by: JackStraw
One place I definitely remember was the Pusser's bar/store. I was so looking forward to that. From the historical perspective.
Pusser's rum will strip paint.
Not a fan of that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 08:32 PM (oUopv)
119
SnailRacer. Lady, I can not wait to see you both.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:33 PM (abScH)
120
Was going to go to my cousin to work on his house but he called it off. Not that don't have things to do here
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 08:35 PM (Ia/+0)
121
>>One place I definitely remember was the Pusser's bar/store. I was so looking forward to that. From the historical perspective.
Pusser's rum will strip paint.
Not a fan of that.
Yea, me neither. I like a lot of different rums but Pusser's is pretty low on my list.
I do miss the BVI.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m)
122There are a few tame beaver pet videos out there.
No pet, absolutely none, will cost you more money in the long run to domesticate than a beaver.
History Books are full of the evidence. The Greeks wrote at least one damn good Opus about it.
The Story of Man is, in no small part, the waste of time and treasure trying to tame or tempt the Beaver.
Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:38 PM (1iNpS)
123
I was saving these boobehs for Bulg, but some things just can't wait:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2muJlmYgJo
Posted by: gp at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
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I can do the heat with heating pad but rest of it is out. No time to elevate. I'm sleepy.
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (DZ9Lv)
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>>Same. I doubt I'll ever get back there. It was the way we went. 4 couples. Our own boat. No timeline.
That's the perfect way to go.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)
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Crooked Judge takes $1000 from Shiloh Hendrix. Somali pretended to need a translator. Prosecutor, Somali, and others videotaped speaking english. No translators. Show trial.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 08:47 PM (qkKKD)
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I remember one MoMe someone made specialty cocktails - soooo yum! I think it was natural fake but could be wrong.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:50 PM (bkeFY)
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SnailRacer, Great recall. It was indeed naturalfake.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:51 PM (abScH)
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It was a fun half hour. He had all the necessary items with him - bitters, jiggers, tonics, etc.
I remember he used to post drink recipes but have not seen them for a while.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:55 PM (bkeFY)
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134 I remember one MoMe someone made specialty cocktails - soooo yum! I think it was natural fake but could be wrong.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:50 PM (bkeFY)
I just bring bottles of Buffalo Trace.
It's been very popular.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:44 PM (abScH)
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I tried to make a cash donation (in addition to a couple cases of Shiner Bock -- which didn't last long!), and neither BenHad, CBD, nor Weasel would take my money ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 08:58 PM (stMSD)
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SnailRacer. He has promised a return visit so maybe this will be the year.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:58 PM (abScH)
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ShainS, the TXMoMe is our chance to give back to the Horde. Your presence is much appreciated.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:00 PM (abScH)
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We interrupt the Friday Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update.
Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
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I tried to make a cash donation (in addition to a couple cases of Shiner Bock -- which didn't last long!), and neither BenHad, CBD, nor Weasel would take my money ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 08:58 PM (stMSD)
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Bringing your own contribution in booze is probably the best way to support the open bar.
I don't drink, but I always bring a couple of cases of soda as well as several cases of water (we go through A LOT of water!).
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"Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs. "
bonding over the idea of killing wypipo ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 24, 2026 09:04 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 24, 2026 09:05 PM (mP0Kj)
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Perfessor Squirrel discovers Mexican chocolate.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:02 PM (abScH)
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Somebody gave me a bottle of creme de cacao once, a long time ago. I discovered a capful of that in my cocoa, along with a cinnamon stick, made a delightful cup of hot chocolate.
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Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Perfessor,
You can buy Mexican chocolate on Amazon. It has cinnamon in it. Ibarra is one of the brands.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:07 PM (lJ0H4)
153Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)
Buy the Abuelita chocolate with cinnamon to add to your coffee. It will still smell like cinnamon and will taste better
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)
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I've dangerously and have Mexican chocolate ice cream.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (abScH)
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>>> We interrupt the Friday Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update.
Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)
I like cinnamon in coffee quite a bit. 99.999% of the coffee I drink is black straight from the pot to my gullet. But if I get anything froofroo it's cinnamon added. A really good flavor combo.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:11 PM (abScH)
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Buy the Abuelita chocolate with cinnamon to add to your coffee. It will still smell like cinnamon and will taste better
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)
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Not much of a coffee drinker.
I have found that a cup of cocoa in the evening does seem to help me sleep better.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 09:12 PM (ZxPkt)
160I like cinnamon in coffee quite a bit. 99.999% of the coffee I drink is black straight from the pot to my gullet. But if I get anything froofroo it's cinnamon added. A really good flavor combo.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (3uBP9)
I don't drink sugar in my coffee anymore, but I used to drink coffee with brown sugar.
Add in a shot of bourbon and light up a Camel and you had my usual camping breakfast.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:13 PM (rbvCR)
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Perfessor, when you're comfortable with Mexican chocolate I will introduce you to chamoy.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:13 PM (abScH)
Posted by: Navigator at July 24, 2026 09:14 PM (Q+gd/)
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108 I made sausages today. As in, I ground up pork shoulder and added spices, and stuffed it into skins. I have five pounds of sausage links chilling in the freezer.
I am very proud of myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)
How YOU doin'?
Know what makes great sausage? Venison. When I was a kid, we always took the deer I shot down to the local meat market who would transform it into the bestest sausage and salami.
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Know what makes great sausage? Venison. When I was a kid, we always took the deer I shot down to the local meat market who would transform it into the bestest sausage and salami.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:15 PM (SgdqL)
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Seconded.
I used to have a coworker who brought in venison sausage to the office during hunting season. It was incredible!
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Kindltot, I used to drink coffee in my sugar. A shot of hot butterscotch Whiskey in a cup of coffee allllright!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (abScH)
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165 Know what makes great sausage? Venison. When I was a kid, we always took the deer I shot down to the local meat market who would transform it into the bestest sausage and salami.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:15 PM (SgdqL)
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Seconded.
I used to have a coworker who brought in venison sausage to the office during hunting season. It was incredible!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (FZ29D)
I had some caribou sausage one time in AK. Awesome!
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:17 PM (4g5V+)
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159 I'm watching Disclosure Day online in HD
Posted by: Don Black
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nurse, sending a lot of love right back to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:18 PM (abScH)
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163 The hot chocolate must flow.
Posted by: Navigator at July 24, 2026 09:14 PM (Q+gd/)
Listen to me. The coffee must flow!
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:18 PM (4g5V+)
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Add some pork fat or fatty pork to that venison when making sausage. Just plain venison is too dry.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 09:19 PM (Q+gd/)
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Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)
So you will show up at the TX MoME with the Eyes of Ibad?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:20 PM (4g5V+)
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I used to have a coworker who brought in venison sausage to the office during hunting season. It was incredible!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (FZ29D)
*fistbump*
As for the salami? Well, I finally figured out that my bringing it in as sammiches in high school was one, if certainly not the least, reasons why the girls avoided Ol' Robbo like the plague. (Enough garlic to smell downwind about five miles, but oh so tasty....)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 09:24 PM (ZxPkt)
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So you will show up at the TX MoME with the Eyes of Ibad?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:20 PM (4g5V+)
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Unfortunately, I don't think I can make it this year. Money is very tight right now. I don't have much available for travel.
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Evening Ace, and Cafe patrons! Got some righteous fabricating done today, and even mowed a few patches of grass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 09:25 PM (1z8ji)
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171 Add some pork fat or fatty pork to that venison when making sausage. Just plain venison is too dry.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 09:19 PM (Q+gd/)
Dunno. It's been many years, but I think the dryness was one of the appeals to me.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (abScH)
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They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
He likes their big dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (1z8ji)
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Ben Had,
Between you and bluebell, this blog has heart and soul and loving women who help get us all together.
Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:27 PM (yEz+x)
183We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM
May it always be thus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 09:27 PM (0sNs1)
I first saw her in "Young Victoria". Good movie. And yes, she is quite pretty.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:27 PM (lJ0H4)
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I used to love coffee and cheap bourbon. The group I used to camp with liked Irish creme, but I liked bourbon better. I was so unsuccessful as a morning drinker, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)
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Unfortunately, I don't think I can make it this year. Money is very tight right now. I don't have much available for travel.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:25 PM (FZ29D)
Bah!
But nonetheless you will have the Eyes of Ibad. : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:29 PM (4g5V+)
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We used to mix venison with ground pork (60/40). Pretty damn tasty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 09:29 PM (NkUqe)
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Venison needs to have a good amount of hog meat or something to add fat. Ordinarily way too lean to make edible sausage. A buddy of mine had some corn-fed white tail deer steaks that were awfully good I have to say. Tasted like beef. But that isn’t the way to bet. Mule deer especially, they are pretty gamey flavored because of their diet. I kinda like Antelope better, maybe.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (VGE5u)
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My morning routine is 3 cups regular coffee, 2 cups decaf + 40g protein powder + cardamom + allspice + coconut fat + grassfed butter
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (DZ9Lv)
190Dunno. It's been many years, but I think the dryness was one of the appeals to me.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (SgdqL)
You can get away with leaner meat if you are making link sausage.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (yEz+x)
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Common Tater, have you tried any Axis or New Zealand red deer.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (abScH)
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I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:35 PM (abScH)
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193 I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)
Have we met?
Posted by: Buc-ees at July 24, 2026 09:35 PM (4g5V+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)
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Cow Demon, yes they do and that is always my first choice.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:36 PM (abScH)
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any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially "
Bellville Meat Market, Bellville, TX.
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 09:37 PM (XuXeR)
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JackStraw, wonderful. I have the best quail supplier in the country on speed dial.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:37 PM (abScH)
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193 I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)
My general impression of meat lockers, but my last experience of them was in San Antonio 40-odd years ago. Doubt I could get the same results here in NoVA in the present day. Sad.
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I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)
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Agreed. Even my local upscale grocery store (well, it's upscale compared to Walmart) has some decent beef sticks. With jalepeno cheese or plain. Very tasty.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 09:53 PM (qkKKD)
215Opas would be grandfathers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 09:53 PM (qkKKD)
Gamy, then.
In Korean it means "elder brother"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:54 PM (rbvCR)
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>>JackStraw loves fresh raw oysters. Why, I don't know.
They are yummy.
Come for a visit. I know a place.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)
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So many SF & time-travel movies showing up in my YootOob suggestion box. That I've never heard of. That reviewers on IMDb pan. What can I do to waste my Friday evening? I guess there's the President at the Press Assassins dinner (cued up, haven't watched). And, shortly, an ONT. That should take up a few minutes. But I need some brainless entertainment.
The most important thing about this list of YT movies is the price is right.
A Fordham professor wants people who reject fake "birthright citizenship" actually punished for wrongthink.
'They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash'
Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.
"There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is -- and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly -- parasitic," John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.
"They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash. Which undermines the work of ALL of us," he said. He later wrote, "I stand by the idea, but I should have phrased it better. Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."
Black professors outnumber their Republican colleagues at 11 elite higher education institutions including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."
A quarter of faculty in social sciences and humanities departments would "support a campaign" to remove colleagues for expressing conservative views "in at least one of four topic areas."
These are just some of the issues flagged in a new report from the America First Policy Institute published this month, painting a picture on how higher education is more polarized than ever.
"When you have institutions that are being captured and co-opted by this kind of woke, DEI, critical theory mentality, this is the result," America First Policy Institute Vice Chair of Education Opportunity Michael Shires told The College Fix. "You chase out people who have even mainstream perspectives."
"If you think about it," he added, "half the electorate voted for President Trump, yet on a university campus, you know, 40% of the faculty wouldn't hire them."
The report weaves together dozens of studies, research, surveys and other findings to argue government intervention is needed to correct course, as institutional reform is not coming from within, and demands for "academic freedom" ring hollow given the bias against the right.
I'm just going to say it: I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs.
Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs.
A bill that would block federal tax dollars from schools that refuse to allow religious exemptions for vaccinations has been introduced by Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT), who argued that educational institutions "need to learn we don't all worship Fauci."
The proposed legislation, dubbed the Guaranteeing Religious Accommodation in Childhood Education (GRACE) Act, is cosponsored by Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and was introduced in the House by Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL). It is endorsed by over fifty organizations, including Children's Health Defense, Moms for Liberty, and the Autism Action Network.
Not only would the bill defund schools that do not allow religious vaccine exemptions, but it would also prevent institutions from requiring documentation from students or parents in order to justify receiving such an exemption.
The Democrat-led states of California and New York both removed their religious freedom exemptions in recent years, impacting thousands of families who are now blocked from attending the schools their tax dollars pay for.
"Schools are discriminating against religious kids and targeting their families over vaccine exemptions," Lee said in a statement to Breitbart News. "Keeping a kindergartner out of class over a vaccine is cruel -- and it's unconstitutional when the reason is their family's religion."
The Oregon Health & Science University and Portland State University School of Public Health hosts an initiative to combat "anti-fat bias."
"The purpose of the Fat Justice Working Group is to engage students, faculty and staff of the OHSU-PSU School of Public Health (SPH) in learning, activities and advocacy to reduce weight stigma and anti-fat bias in ourselves, our School and society at large," the initiative's webpage states.
The group was formed by Dawn Richardson, associate dean for academic affairs, as a social justice project to oppose the "oppression" of overweight people, rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health.
In an open letter addressed to the SPH, part of the working group, called the Fat Justice Journal Club, expressed its concerns with the research and healthcare at the school. The letter rejects the "obesity paradigm," requests the expansion of "Fat Studies," and demands the release of public statements that fight "weight stigma and structural anti-fatness."
It includes references to works such as "Health(ism) At Every Size: The Duties of the Good Fatty," "Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged: Black Women, Intersectionality, and Weight Stigma," and "Fearing the Black Body: The Racial Origins of Fat Phobia."
The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.
Ice T has some news for guys in the r/straightpegging subreddit.
The only thing remotely shocking about this ad is that Wisconsin didn’t legalize weed https://t.co/FMtcgjTUpE
Manhattan Institute
@ManhattanInst
WATCH: Fmr. Clinton aide Keith Boykin refuses to answer whether or not he believes that objectivity is a "tool of white supremacy"
@Jesse_Leg: "The Smithsonian was promoting a document [that]...suggested that objectivity was a tool of white supremacy. I think we can all agree that that is facially ridiculous."
BOYKIN: "No we can't."
ARM: "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "I just want to say you presume things that are not true."
A: "Do you believe that objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "Well, you said we can all agree on something. I'm just saying we don't."
A: "Can we all agree that objectivity isn't a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "No we can't. It requires a longer discussion."
WATCH: Fmr. Clinton aide Keith Boykin refuses to answer whether or not he believes that objectivity is a "tool of white supremacy"@Jesse_Leg: "The Smithsonian was promoting a document [that]...suggested that objectivity was a tool of white supremacy. I think we can all agree… pic.twitter.com/uxtMxIQb2N
— Manhattan Institute (@ManhattanInst) July 22, 2026
A Jersey Mike’s employee in Baltimore, David, is receiving mass praise after refusing to take abuse from a black woman demanding free food for her “birthday.”
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"Fat Justice working Group" I first read that as "walking group", but then I figured if they walked a bit more they would t be quite so fat. Anyway, the name is silly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (xPsv8)
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What is starting to concern me is that funding is the only leverage over these school policies. It should simply NOT be allowed to force those vaccines. Religious freedom is a constitutional right. We need to be able to not just win a lawsuit but strip authority for the losers.
8 ARM: "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "I just want to say you presume things that are not true."
A: "Do you believe that objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "Well, you said we can all agree on something. I'm just saying we don't."
Monty Python's Flying Circus did the argument sketch way better. This is just kind of sad.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)
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What kind of an idiot goes into a fast food place and demands free food?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (ftsic)
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i almost misread the mike lee thing. good on him
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (CWTWj)
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> 40% of academics won't hire Trump voters.
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I think it's more like 100%
OK... 90%
No.... it's 100%
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (jehhT)
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"My name is Dina Nina, and I'm running for the state assembly to be Republicans' worst nightmare- a transgender woman who lives in poverty, wants to legalize weed."
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"She" wants to redistribute her poverty but not her weed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hubba Hubba at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)
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I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)
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David at the Jersey Mike's is gonna be a meme soon.
Bank on it. *fist bump to David.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)
16Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs.
Sure. But I'd like to go more. I'd like to pretty much go full inquisition on EVERYONE that demanded it. And the Cops that enforced it. And all those that grabbed that special moment in time to flash a credential to push it. And those that chose that moment to show what good little bots they were by sucking up to and showing their loyalty to all the "people in charge".
Its a wide net.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RhUi2)
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My name is Dina Mina
I used to have a win-a
But now the thing's unseen-a.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (ZnJem)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)
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so-called dina nina looks like a character from 'family guy'
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (CWTWj)
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Is there anything good in this country that has not been labeled by the know-nothings as an evil white supremacy tool invented and used to oppress POCs?
Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (5rh/l)
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It's all in the family "Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar's SISTER has just been implicated in the massive Feeding Our Future fraud scandal in Minnesota
Sahra Noor allegedly incorporated a $20M USAID company with the SAME ADDRESS as a Feeding Our Future fraudster!
"Sahra Noor's Grit Partners was incorporated at an address on Hyacinth Ave belonging to Ister Afraa. Afraa worked directly with Sahra Nur, who ran the fake catering company that the various Feeding Our Future nonprofits used to give the feds fake receipts," @lukerosiak reports
"Afraa ran a different company alongside Hanna Marekegn, who pleaded guilty to stealing $7 million."
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)
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I dunno, that Jersey Mike’s vid seems staged to me. After all that, the ghetto bitch orders and pays for the food? Red flags are raised.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Nt9qU)
This trans "lesbian" got upset because people at the public pool didn't like his genitals hanging out of his bikini
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (ndZc7)
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I feel the same way about law professors who pushed the idiotic Russia hoax and the years of lawfare against Trump and his supporters including having lawyers who supported Trump disbarred for suggesting legal remedies. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)
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I bet the Fat Justice Working Group has really good buffet lunches and dinners. Probably hard to get past all the fatties however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (NemxU)
28"...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."
Sure. Why not? And let's add "excessive smoking", "drug/alcohol abuse", and "hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a hammer" as notions to be rejected as contributors to poorer health.
Idiot.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (oji8u)
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I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)
That and heart attacks and strokes. Saw a clip showing some of the famous 'fat activists' and a lot of them are dead.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)
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I doubt David would be receiving praise if he were a white man saying this to a black woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (xPsv8)
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13 Dina Nina!
Posted by: Hubba Hubba at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)
The sexual temptations around here are ever present.
Nightly News
Holy Crap. They're all talking about pegging!
Nah....
Lettuce explosive diarrhea.
Plane crash in Washington State
School Shooter
ABC - fires in Europe
Storm updates.
32
I saw Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged open for SLEDGEHAMMER at Rock'n'Bowl in '16.
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (9EFgU)
33
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter.
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Well, would any of us hire any of THEIR supporters? I wouldn’t. Tribalism is a thing because it often works.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (Nt9qU)
34
I feel the same way about law professors who pushed the idiotic Russia hoax and the years of lawfare against Trump and his supporters including having lawyers who supported Trump disbarred for suggesting legal remedies. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)
Keep this shit up, and we're gonna' end up agreeing. I won't like it any more than you will.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (RhUi2)
How will any of us? That's what I get for clicking the link.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (8mulE)
36
I saw Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged open for SLEDGEHAMMER at Rock'n'Bowl in '16.
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (9EFgU)
No Weather Girls???
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)
37
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)
The Tool Kit feels like someone was punking the Smithsonian. It's like those physics profs that submitted papers for publication in Studies journals that white dogs were racist in refusing to hump brown or black dogs at dog parks. Some guy was just thinking what is the stupidest thing I can accuse white people of? Punctuality, objectivity, and politeness.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (wGerL)
38
"...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."
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It's a conspiracy by Big Gravity!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (ndZc7)
39And I have guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM
Not if I can help it.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Alumus at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NkUqe)
43
I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs
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Welcome to the party Boss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (JvZF+)
44And I have guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM
Terrible. That's icky. Wouldn't have one in my house. Or truck.
Shame.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (RhUi2)
45
Everybody supports freedom of speech until they encounter an opinion with which they disagree.
Posted by: PG at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (jGLqZ)
46
Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."
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OK, if it's good enough for others it should also be good enough for prof Pfaff. He should be sacked to preserve unity, he is too divisive. See, we can play this game.
Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (ZNpJk)
47
"...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."
Sure. Why not? And let's add "excessive smoking", "drug/alcohol abuse", and "hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a hammer" as notions to be rejected as contributors to poorer health.
Idiot.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (oji8u)
How about playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Does that qualify?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (qx7Zg)
48"B: 'No we can't. It requires a longer discussion.'"
ABD: I concede that it requires a longer discussion, but that discussion has nothing to do with what "we" determine to be extensions of "white supremacy". The discussion will be, "Do we terminate your position now or when this hearing concludes?" And, to be honest, it's not going to be that long of a discussion.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:37 PM (oji8u)
49
LOL, this is from my Libs of Tik Tok weekly round up email. Mx has now been removed from the online form.
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4. Senator Thune Website EXPOSED for woke “Mx.” honorific
Republican Senate Leader John Thune, who’s failing to pass the SAVE America Act, had offered the nonbinary honorific “Mx.” option to contact him online.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 06:37 PM (kX27y)
50
the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (CWTWj)
51
I pay good money to live in a neighborhood with no Thick Sistas. They ain't just Thick, they LOUD.
Posted by: Beltone Bob at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (JM9I6)
52 About T - 12 min for Starship. Here's the official SpaceX feed:
https://t.ly/KzDHU
And the NSF mee-thane fanboi feed:
https://t.ly/BzHU1
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (w6EFb)
53
Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."
Fine, Professor. Then anyone who has been injured by an illegal alien that you support can come to your office and beat the shit out of you, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (1Ff7Z)
54
I sense a palpable fear amongst the GOP and the midterms.
Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment
The Senate race now has only 4 races that are considered toys ups. The Dems must take them all to win control
One,Maine should already be considered leans Dem
Posted by: Paul at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (xNx3K)
55
Many of us who are not considered height-weight appropriate by the heteropatriarchy comment here, you know.
Posted by: Stacey, Cora, Lizzo, Lena, and Brie at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)
56
Black professors outnumber their Republican colleagues at 11 elite higher education institutions including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."
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In that case MAGA should promote a new policy of not hiring Harvard, Yale and Princeton graduates and to make it known that they are considered too divisive. See we can use their language too.
Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (ZNpJk)
57
I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs
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Part of the problem, their problem, is that they will anything to advance their will to power.
So discourse is impossible.
Just put them in a box in the desert and be done.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (JvZF+)
61
"Notion?" that fat correlates to bad health outcomes?
What happened to "listen to the experts" and "follow the science?"
Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)
62 Excess weight correlates very poorly with a healthy launch trajectory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (w6EFb)
63
That Jersey Mike video is too much.
I avoided watching it for days, but now that I have it is the same story -- that voice, those threats of losing your job, those demands, and the persistence over and over of special treatment, "or else!"
What do we do with people like that? It is beyond fatigue -- my fatigue maxed out and got demobbed, filling in until further notice is anger.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (mYMcJ)
64
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."
Bullshit. 90%.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (NkUqe)
65Everybody supports freedom of speech until they encounter an opinion with which they disagree.
Posted by: PG at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (jGLqZ)
Yeah. Mostly. But The Jerry Garcia Band had a couple good tunes. You just have to keep an open mind about some things.
Sailing ? Rhode Island ? Massive Hog Leg Joints ? Not so much. But, you know, sometimes its worth wading through the 90% Horse Shit to get to the good 10%.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (RhUi2)
66
50 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM
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No worries, I'll laugh loud enough for us both. Pleasant dreams.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 24, 2026 06:42 PM (ZnJem)
67
Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment
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Your terms are accepted.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:42 PM (JvZF+)
68
Fine, Professor. Then anyone who has been injured by an illegal alien that you support can come to your office and beat the shit out of you, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (1Ff7Z)
One could only hope.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:43 PM (91ED/)
69
This Nolan Wells thing again.
No idea who he is.
But if the media cares......
70
He really wanted to punch her but proper action would have been to ask her to leave the premises and to call the cops. He chose the middle option.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (KC5Lt)
71 Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)
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Indicted? Charged? Anything? I'll wait for legal action before I get excited.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (mmrXZ)
72
I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9
To be replaced by pro no muscle tone and pro hair loss in clumps? Pro bone density loss? Probably pro rebound weight gain embracing.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Dd38x)
73
Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?
How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE)
75
On fatties, the best solution is to offer them a donut. It will either anger them, shame them, make them happy, or at least stop them from talking.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (mYMcJ)
76Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment
And only a couple threads ago, I was schooled up that I was a fool for saying that the GOP wasn't a serious opposition party EXACTLY because they didn't line up - at least 34 Senators - to block such shit.
I'm a troll like that I guess.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:46 PM (RhUi2)
77
Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?
How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw
Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?
Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 06:47 PM (oUopv)
78The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.
Finally, my interests have aligned!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar/Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 06:47 PM (7qRkV)
79 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)
After losing over 100 pounds on those over the course of 2.5 years, I have been EXTREMELY discouraged at how quickly some of that weight (40#) has come back on after having to have steroids as part of my chemo regimen....
80
I think I know what a Jersey Mike birthday meal is.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)
81
the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM
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No worries, I'll laugh loud enough for us both. Pleasant dreams.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate
I'll point & laugh like a retarded hyena.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (oUopv)
>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.
The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)
85
The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.
I have a feeling Paul is one of the biggest braggers.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:50 PM (KC5Lt)
86
I saw a great tweet that suggested that m-to-f trannies who get id'd as men are "mistergendered"
87 I hope Jersey Mike's promoted that guy
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
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They should. He protected their capital.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (mmrXZ)
88
By the way, Meghan McCain is upset she is being shamed for aging and being fat. Let me go on the record as noting fat shaming anyone is wrong, the shaming is not required. This is different than lying to people they are fine and healthy at any weight. Supporting healthy habits in a positive way when healthy habits are being explored is the best path. But that isn’t my point here- she noted she is fat because she has 3 kids. No, Meghan. You are fat because you eat too much and you don’t exercise. If she ate a healthy caloric deficit, and exercised just 25% the amount I do, she would lose weight.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (Dd38x)
89After losing over 100 pounds on those over the course of 2.5 years, I have been EXTREMELY discouraged at how quickly some of that weight (40#) has come back on after having to have steroids as part of my chemo regimen....
So I worry about that shit. As a younger dude, that Phen-Phen stuff came out. Same Weight Loss idea. Turned out it burned out your heart valves.
In general, I've just become very Anti-Doctor. I just don't trust them. Kinda' Old Hippy honestly. I just assume any shot or pill they offer is going to fuck something else up.
I'm 54. If/When Cancer or something else hits ? I'm just going to go down. I don't trust Modern Medicine that much.
And I'm going to keep drinking like a fish until then.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (RhUi2)
90
@29 Oldcat, there's a couple of vids on YouTube setting forth how many "body positivity" advocates are dead. Doesn't seem to stop them however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NemxU)
it stops the dead ones.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:52 PM (VHUov)
92
Iran Targeting US bases as Interceptor Stocks Dwindle
Actual MFM headline, they are rooting so hard for Iran you can hear them masturbating
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (YwEeS)
93
63 That Jersey Mike video is too much.
I avoided watching it for days, but now that I have it is the same story -- that voice, those threats of losing your job, those demands, and the persistence over and over of special treatment, "or else!"
What do we do with people like that? It is beyond fatigue -- my fatigue maxed out and got demobbed, filling in until further notice is anger.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (mYMcJ)
She didn't have her posse to tear the place up.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (m5P/4)
97
Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?
How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)
It isn't a crime even in the MN. They just called it a disturbance.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)
>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.
The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw
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And the kid got something like $350k in a go fund me.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (mYMcJ)
99
Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.
"There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is -- and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly -- parasitic," John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.
1. Any case that has a dissent at SCOTUS is by definition a tenable position. Three justices agreed with it!
2. No legal argument, no matter how frivolous, can be "literally parasitic." Arguments don't exist by extracting nutrients from other things.
If you cannot speak English, you have no business teaching law.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (wGerL)
100
Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)
101 I think it's a pretty good sign for you to run not walk away from a relationship when you're sweet patootie says, "Honey, I want to peg you. so much!"
Same on the other side, when your man says, "Baby, I want you to peg me. So hard.'
Run, Sugartits, run! He's communicating that he has a high probability of having teh Aids.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 06:55 PM (iJfKG)
102 If I understood, they didn't throttle down much for Max Q, just kept burning wide open and pushed it to much higher dynamic pressure than ever before.
Hot staging went slick and the boostback burn went just fine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb)
That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo
* golf clap *
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (VHUov)
104
83
About 1 min 'til launch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally
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I read that as lunch.
Now I'm hungry again.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (mYMcJ)
105Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
I've yet to see any 90 year old I'd like to be.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (RhUi2)
106
The Meatloaf song I Would Do Anything For Love...But I won't Do That was about pegging. Meatloaf confirmed.
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)
107
100 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:
And having an unrealistic ideal of how you should look is also difficult. Very few people win the genetic lottery of a perfect body, and no one escapes Father Time. But you can be your healthiest self as a goal.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (Dd38x)
109 Is that Fordham prof teaching law or anti-law?
My bet's on anti-law or some weird notions caused by parasites in his brain.
But, not American law. Never American law.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (iJfKG)
110
"Notion?" that fat correlates to bad health outcomes?
What happened to "listen to the experts" and "follow the science?"
Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)
You can always find another expert.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)
111
I was down at the Oregon Department of Revenue today, and saw they had "Remember that Oregon is a Sanctuary State" with numbers to call if some illegal feels he is being unsanctuaried.
No numbers for normies to call if they find that some illegal has stolen their IDs to work illegally and shifting the burden of paying the combined taxes of the combined earnings.
(I joke, the policy of the Oregon DOR is to never talk to any fraud victim ever, but to do all modification via correspondence which will be done only through the Oregon Live website, and only done by requests and later decisions without further input by any taxpayer)
Like Paulie used to say . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (rbvCR)
112
Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Maximal thinness is also bad.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:58 PM (uhVAy)
113
That ridiculous arrest and conviction is exactly what the First Amendment was supposed to protect from.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:58 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)
115
I'm just going to say it: I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs.
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The same physical mechanisms used in deportation can be used to exile communists, if only we found the will to do it.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (vSvIl)
116
Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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When you're older, being a bit overweight is associated with lower mortality than being underweight.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (XvL8K)
117
SF officials are outraged, of course.
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A San Francisco resident was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement this week in a video that has gone viral and infuriated the city’s liberals.
Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)
118
There's a place to put everything. None of them are up your butt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (n5tGW)
119 Not all planned engines lit for the booster splashdown landing burn, so the booster hit with a little bit more velocity than expected. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (w6EFb)
>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.
The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw
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And the kid got something like $350k in a go fund me.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (mYMcJ)
I actually don't mind that, as it takes it away from idiots who would donate to such a thing. Just do some investigating to see if they stole that money from taxpayers.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (YwEeS)
123
booster looked RUDdy, but it did get the Starship to where it needs to be, better.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)
124
r/straightpegging Okay...tough to capture the crazy and NOT go overboard:
We took a break for water and the restroom. Then something took over me. I Ordered him to put the (cock) cage on and lay on his back. I then blindfolded him and put on my strapon...I then just went wild. i completely dominated him. The power dynamic and complete control was intoxicating. I guess i have penis envy. we cuddled afterwards.
Sounds like you guys had an amazing night. Just make sure his hole is up to the task before round two 👌
Amazing! Jealous of him!
Afterwards, my man was super cuddly and kept saying how good it felt. I’ve been thinking about it constantly since then. I want to do it again but I’m not sure how soon is too soon. He seemed a little sore the next day even though we went slow.
Personally after the first time(and most times) I was a bit sore the next day. I absolutely loved the soreness. Reminded me of the great time we had the prior day. I like being a bit sore the next day.
👍 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)
125
Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)
Right! Put it down, and follow me into the kitchen where we can make yummy, crunchy chicken and a shizzle ton of sides that will fill you up, make your skin glow and will not contain your calories for the day in one meal.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (Dd38x)
126 The all 33 engine flip and boostback burn went perfectly. That was an 11 - 12 g maneuver for the booster.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)
128
I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
129
It all depends on where your, how you say, girth is.
Posted by: Paolo at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)
13016 "Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs."
Sure. But I'd like to go more. I'd like to pretty much go full inquisition on EVERYONE that demanded it. And the Cops that enforced it. And all those that grabbed that special moment in time to flash a credential to push it. And those that chose that moment to show what good little bots they were by sucking up to and showing their loyalty to all the "people in charge".
Its a wide net.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RhUi2)
Conspiracy against rights, 18 U.S.C. § 241, is a federal criminal offense. They are all unindicted felons, and (according to Brave AI) the clock doesn't even start ticking on the five-year statute of limitations until a conspiracy is accomplished or abandoned, or a conspirator effectively withdraws from the agreement. So everyone that didn't stop until 2022 could still be prosecuted.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (Sy6m/)
That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Parthogenesis at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)
It's also how you become an exspurt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
132
I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.
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*retches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (JvZF+)
133
Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)
Right! Put it down, and follow me into the kitchen where we can make yummy, crunchy chicken and a shizzle ton of sides that will fill you up, make your skin glow and will not contain your calories for the day in one meal.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (Dd38x)
Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)
134
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)
they're doing it wrong
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (gKWVE)
135
I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
well, they mainly do not have the energy to move around.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:04 PM (uhVAy)
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Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)
140
It should simply NOT be allowed to force those vaccines. Religious freedom is a constitutional right.
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Religion doesn’t factor. And as much as I get on knees and pray, I don’t want to have to claim religion for special favors or whatever, if that makes sense.
It is unlawful under Title 18 USC to force participation in experimental medical trials. Even the perception of coercion. Religion doesn’t have to factor.
I hoped the Covid vaccine would be safe and effective, but i knew there was no way to know, because nobody can know without years and years of clinical trials. And perhaps 20% of those make the grade and ultimate Approval.
Approved for emergency use is not Approved. 8 months is not long enough to test adequately.
For their part, the experimental medical trial enthusiasts wished DEATH on those who declined to participate. Weird, huh? A lot of those people are DEAD
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Gcul1)
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Probably had a leak in her water bed that short circuited her electrical system and her alarm clock didn't go off.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)
142 Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)
You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)
143
I have a friend who had been informed that his back surgery, at OHSU, is not to be done until he loses sufficient weight.
I sent him an email telling him of this initiative at OHSU, so he could agitate, or at least wobble for himself.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (rbvCR)
144
four seasons, I knew a woman who had endometriosis. not in a biblical or unbiblical sense. but she used to talk about how she liked the b port because the a port was painful.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (gKWVE)
145
A San Francisco resident was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement this week in a video that has gone viral and infuriated the city’s liberals.
Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.
Posted by: beckster
Dear San Francisco,
Kindly GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (oUopv)
146
Common Tater - good point! Shouldn't even have to rely on religious rights for freedom from that coercion.
Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 07:11 PM (286+n)
147I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
It just depends. I've argued this shit here as well. Here we go again.
When I was on Active Duty ? The most effective soldiers were not the PT Warriors. They were the Farm Boys. Because lets just boil this shit down.
The most effective body shape, if you want to lift things and move stuff and generally apply force ? Not a marathon runner.
The Marines especially talk about Samoans. They're just Island Farm Boys. That's all.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 07:11 PM (RhUi2)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (gKWVE)
149
I have it in my head from Hollywood movies of the 80's that Fordham is a school one attends when one cannot get in anywhere else. That may be unfair, but Hollywood told me so.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)
150I will never understand why people want things stuck up their butts.
Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)
"being vanquished by a mortal enema" I think is the accepted term nowadays.
Or Goatsemaxxing. Whatever.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)
151
I've got enough rear end problems without something trying to come in thru the out door.
152Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.
I'm sure the Left will stop lying about Trump only deporting brown people and letting white Europeans stay...right?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (7qRkV)
Kindly GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (oUopv)
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*sniffles*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (JvZF+)
154
I Ordered him to put the (cock) cage on and lay on his back. I then blindfolded him and put on my strapon...I then just went wild. i completely dominated him. The power dynamic and complete control was intoxicating. I guess i have penis envy.
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Straight out of Lady and the Tramp.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (Dd38x)
156 I get that some medical procedures require things in butts.
Sex? No way.
Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:14 PM (/QHx4)
157
132 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.
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*retches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
When I said I kinda like the sore feeling after a good workout, I didn't mean this!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2026 07:14 PM (7qRkV)
158I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Build has a lot to do with it. I am 6' and weigh 220 lbs, and I have since college when I swam and always had trouble floating.
The last time I was my BMI was after suffering amoebic dysentery and losing 40 lbs, I looked like I escaped from a work camp.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)
159
Bit of a bizarre movie on Tubi, The West Sky, Iranian perspective on the Iran- Iraq war.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)
160 These v3 Starlinks are just a test. Being on the same suborbital arc, they'll just come back down and burn up.
The v3 have a 1 TB/s downlink speed they said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:16 PM (w6EFb)
161
XOs by Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy all made it clear while communism isn’t unlawful per se Communists shall not be employed by the Federal government. Oppenheimer at one time allowed that a pre-emptive strike on the Soviets probably wasn’t a bad idea, and he was paying dues - $150 a month - to a communist group. It went on to bite him, as it was a little too far off the beam. Great guy I think, in a lot of ways.
I don’t know if Slick willie rescinded those XOs or not. It explains a lot.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:16 PM (Gcul1)
162
if SpaceX doesn't need to retrieve the booster no more, they're ready for that probe to Uranus. They can aerobrake 'Ship in Planet Seven's atmo
Seven years to get there I believe and they'll have a lot of cargo they can deploy up there
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (gKWVE)
164Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)
You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)
Piper,
Before you give Soup his dinner tonight, put down his bowl and when he comes struts up for a delicious dinner drop a couple of kale leaves in his bowl.
See that look he's giving you? That's the same look on my face as I read about your fake of a fraud of a mimicry of a sham of an imposter of a taco.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)
165
So without quoting all the ... well, weird shit here about pegging and stuff ? This is something I've learned. I believe it.
Women want Penis in Vagina to make kids. Until they have them. And then they don't want Penis in Vagina anymore. Just how it works.
They take Penis in Vagina for other reasons. But after a point, they don't do it because they like it.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (RhUi2)
166
“It” being his connections to communist or subversive groups. Gen. Groves famously said to issue a top secret clearance irrespective of any contrary information they had. Rank has its privileges, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (Gcul1)
167
I love it, "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
And a black man can't answer the question objectively
Se probat
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:19 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:22 PM (3uBP9)
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I have it in my head from Hollywood movies of the 80's that Fordham is a school one attends when one cannot get in anywhere else. That may be unfair, but Hollywood told me so.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)
Frankie Frisch , a ballplayer for StL and the NY Giants was known as the Fordham Flash. 20s/30s.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)
174
>>> Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)
tbf I don't think she mentioned what was going in the tacos; the black beans are part of a salad.
But she might be tempted to replace lettuce with kale...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (vDZgA)
175
We can see the legacy - Berkley famously disliked loyalty tests on the faculty in the 1950s
Now it’s “different”, the lefty loosey faculty are running their own “witch hunt” and denying employment to normal folk. Makes sense I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (Gcul1)
They said they disliked them, they never said they were ineffective.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)
176
The Oregon Health & Science University and Portland State University School of Public Health hosts an initiative to combat "anti-fat bias."
Will they be serving a salad?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (2WIwB)
177
Just because social media gives you an open voice doesn't mean anybody has to listen. These people are lunatic activists hiding behind their tenure. They should be beaten.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (SwCxT)
179
174 >>> Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)
tbf I don't think she mentioned what was going in the tacos; the black beans are part of a salad.
But she might be tempted to replace lettuce with kale...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 07:23
Hydroponic lettuce for the win.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (Dd38x)
180
Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)
You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)
I enjoy your food ideas, Piper just teasing. Except about the kale.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)
181
I enjoy your food ideas, Piper just teasing. Except about the kale.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)
I do a pretty good soup with kale, and throw it in things where it won’t be noticed. I do use it on salad. But mainly I put it in a breakfast smoothie or a green juice, so you are pretty safe. lol.
Right now I am drinking chlorophyll water while I cook. So I get I might be a little…rigid about things.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:28 PM (Dd38x)
182Dear San Francisco,
Kindly GFY.
Posted by: rickb223
*sniffles*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
He said "kindly." Don't go to the point where you'll be sore tomorrow morning or anything.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (VHUov)
183
Right now I am drinking chlorophyll water while I cook. So I get I might be a little…rigid about things.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:28 PM (Dd38x)
Make sure you don't find yourself reflexively turning to face the sun.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)
184I want a free birthday meal.
Fck your birthday.
Now, that behavior by that woman is Privilege...
I guess it's white privilege by a black woman...
Or maybe BLACK privilege...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM (l3cgK)
185Kindltot did not die of dysentery?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (gKWVE)
nope! I even made it back to Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 08:12 PM (rbvCR)
Jim Varney: Biden Pissed Billions Into Blue States for a More Racially "Equitable" Energy Infrastructure -- and the Agencies Are Continuing to Give Away Billions Despite Trump Vowing to Stop It
Biden Bucks: Climate Change Funds a Bonanza for State Outfits
For much of its five-decade history, the Colorado Energy Office was a small department with a handful of employees who supported practical, cost-saving energy conservation measures. From 2010 to 2022, records show, the office received an average of $7 million per year from the U.S. Department of Energy.
All that changed after the Biden administration and Congress approved hundreds of billions of dollars in new spending to provide "a more equitable, low-carbon, and clean energy economy." In fiscal year 2024, Colorado's state energy office was slated to receive $157.5 million from the energy department, along with another $156 million from the Environmental Protection Agency. The Biden team's defeat in the 2024 election didn't stop the gusher, either, as an additional $60 million in funding was allocated after voters elected Trump and his promise to halt the spending.
A RealClearInvestigations search of government data shows that the Colorado Energy Office was just one of many agencies and groups across the country that received exponential increases in federal grants during Biden's last two years as part of the unprecedented attempt to refashion federal agencies into the finance engines that would transform the U.S. energy sector to a renewable, Net Zero future.
The Treasury Department's database suggests that after Congress passed the unprecedented funding to fight climate change, it looked for outfits that could disperse that money at the state and local level. In response, it turned to many organizations in the public and private sector with no track record for handling such vast sums, as well as state energy offices and agencies.
"Biden-era climate policy sometimes prioritized sending money out the door first, and worrying about logistics and oversight second," said Jeremy Portnoy, an investigator with OpenTheBooks who seeks to make all government spending public. "Money went to groups that were receiving grants larger than they had the capability to manage."
Do you see a pattern? Democrats take the same strategy with Medicare and Medicaid. They firehose out money to their criminal supporters and strip away all checks and steps for verification.
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In response to Trump's efforts to halt much of the spending, a coalition of 13 Democratic state attorneys general filed suit in February seeking to have all the approved grant money dispensed. They argued the Trump administration unfairly targeted states controlled by Democrats, and that without the money those states' "ambitious climate goals" may not be reached.
"Since the first day of President Donald J. Trump's second term, his Administration set out to reverse and undermine the historic energy and infrastructure funding measures enacted by Congress in the preceding years," according to the lawsuit.
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The legal challenges have scored some successes; last month the Energy Department agreed to reinstate 11 grants, although the largest of them remain in limbo.
Three Huge Beneficiaries
While most states received some portion of the climate splurge, RCI's analysis focused on three of the biggest beneficiaries: Colorado, California, and New York, which were poised to receive more than $1 billion.
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I've kinda lamented that far too few of the agencies are moving as quickly and as fast as, say, Hegseth.
Like, they all should be going balls-to-the-walls, cutting, slashing, firing--tearing it all down.
Especially since the cartel judges blocked a lot of that by lying that it DOGE wasn't authorized.
Yeah, but you agency head ARE.
Get the fuck to work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (3cUTc)
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Until something is done about the composition of Congress, and the federal bureaucracy, something permanent, and unpleasant, money will always be directed towards the enemies of mankind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
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8 Until something is done about the composition of Congress, and the federal bureaucracy, something permanent, and unpleasant, money will always be directed towards the enemies of mankind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (2Ez/1)
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I don't think *biden pissed anything other than his shorts.
It was all his staff. Put in place by operatives. Whether they were Obama's, Clinton's, the CIA's or whomever... that's the issue. Not *binden.
But he still should be beat with bricks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (jehhT)
13Until something is done about the composition of Congress, and the federal bureaucracy, something permanent, and unpleasant, money will always be directed towards the enemies of mankind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e)
The "judges"...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (S6LVb)
If we 'fixed' Congress, judges would cease to be an issue.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e)
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The whole federal apparatus of money laundering is a ponzi scheme dreamed up by madoffs and run by bidens.
Get in early and get out early...if you can.
Posted by: $39.5 trillion and growing at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (ftsic)
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Every agency need to be open 24/7, operating under a deathly fear, working feverishly as though the Democrats are going to take back full control tomorrow.
Because, two years from now, in a mere blink, they could.
And ... since Trump was granted legal cover to fire any and all, outside of the Fed:
Who has he fired?
Where are the mass firings?
If the excuse is (and it's bullshit whoever is shoveling it) that we don't want to skunk the midterms--then isolate and sideline every single person now you intend to fire.
Because they sure as shit aren't sitting idle, they are working day and night to stop Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (3cUTc)
16
Also, claw back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)
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The problem is that Biden's people wrote out the regulation and set up the program so that these crap projects were eligible and approved them, and so it's hard to sign the obligation and close on the grant and then take it back.
Pretty much would take Congress to do that.
It's not corruption per se - yes, it's a crap project, but that was what the government said it would fund, so it's not the same thing as outright fraud. Uncle Sugar paid for pink rainbow solar panels - it says so right in the paperwork.
17 The old hand of dead men are locked on to the wheel and won't let us turn away from disaster.
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"So you're saying they're driving us into a ditch?"
/obligatory DogEater
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (LCdVS)
18
So much money that could be spent on kolaches or training hibachi chefs
Posted by: H at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (U+L0d)
19 Get the fuck to work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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It's in the article. They were stripped of the spending, and then a gang of 13 Democrat attorneys general fought back. Judges reinstated 11 grants.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (mmrXZ)
20
And here we go ... I can tell you this with certainty.
Texas is getting more Wind Turbines. These Wind Turbines are so great that the Federal Government is backing those Turbines up, with subsidies, with roughly 30% Natural Gas Turbines as part of the deal. Because Wind just isn't a real Energy Provider.
Its a Multi-Trillion dollar deal.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (RhUi2)
21
I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (b4LBp)
22
Could it be possible that if there was no fraud we would not have inflation because federal spending wouldn't be out of control?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (qFwJc)
23
The amount of money the US hemorrhages on idiotic leftist polices, corrupt grifter handouts and incalculable fraud is beyond depressing.
If we could work at maximum economic Adam Smith-style free market efficiency, the stuff we could achieve would be mind-boggling.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Av6i5)
No sign of any trickle-down in CA from all this money. At least in the military spending era we had some bombs left over in the end.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
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From 2010 to 2022, records show, the office received an average of $7 million per year from the U.S. Department of Energy.
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"Pikers!"
-- Minnesommalia and Califzuela Cultural-Enriching Fraudster Gangsters
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:31 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (qFwJc)
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Where are the mass firings?
If the excuse is (and it's bullshit whoever is shoveling it) that we don't want to skunk the midterms--then isolate and sideline every single person now you intend to fire.
Because they sure as shit aren't sitting idle, they are working day and night to stop Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (3cUTc)
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I think the number of federal employees is now at its lowest level since the 1960s. Some were fired, but a lot took the early out or whatever it was.
A friend of mine is in agriculture (not a farmer, he rents his land out) but he said parts of USDA lost half their staff. And of course the Dept. of Education got gutted.
Bit a both. But yea, it you read the article the only reason some of the grants were reinstated was because they were ordered to by a federal judge.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)
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So much money that could be spent on kolaches or training hibachi chefs
Posted by: H at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (U+L0d)
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Valu-Rite for the whole Horde. Gold label, the good stuff!
30I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?
I believe - seriously - we're at the Beginning of the Beginning.
And nothing gets fixed until you start. But the start, for many here, is going to be a problem. Because the ugly work at the start is what they can't stand.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (RhUi2)
31 "Biden-era climate policy sometimes prioritized sending money out the door first, and worrying about logistics and oversight second," said Jeremy Portnoy, an investigator with OpenTheBooks who seeks to make all government spending public.
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They did the same thing with fraudulent votes, and millions of unvetted illegal aliens, and masses of criminals released by Soros DAs, and insane rulings by activist judges. Overload the system and destroy society.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ienUH)
32
The problem is that Biden's people wrote out the regulation and set up the program so that these crap projects were eligible and approved them, and so it's hard to sign the obligation and close on the grant and then take it back.
Pretty much would take Congress to do that.
It's not corruption per se - yes, it's a crap project, but that was what the government said it would fund, so it's not the same thing as outright fraud. Uncle Sugar paid for pink rainbow solar panels - it says so right in the paperwork.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)
The Government can refuse to pay a granted grant. Lost a position in a U. of Chicago lab because grants were set up, payment was delayed, the U lent the money and then when the plug was pulled everyone was out of a position.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)
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24 From 2010 to 2022, records show, the office received an average of $7 million per year from the U.S. Department of Energy.
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"Pikers!"
-- Minnesommalia and Califzuela Cultural-Enriching Fraudster Gangsters
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:31 PM (LCdVS)
Minnesommalia and Califzuela! I'm stealing those.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (LHPAg)
34I just installed a couple of diesel powered windmills and they are great
People are dumb. Some will read that and believe it.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (RhUi2)
35
Stories like this helped convince me the Democrats were not worried about Trump winning ‘24.
Posted by: Accomack at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (wkU1F)
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Could it be possible that if there was no fraud we would not have inflation because federal spending wouldn't be out of control?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (qFwJc)
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But for oil, prices would be in freefall.
Weird how Dems lost interest in eggs once they got cheap again.
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16 Also, claw back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)
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The problem is that Biden's people wrote out the regulation and set up the program so that these crap projects were eligible and approved them, and so it's hard to sign the obligation and close on the grant and then take it back.
Pretty much would take Congress to do that.
It's not corruption per se - yes, it's a crap project, but that was what the government said it would fund, so it's not the same thing as outright fraud. Uncle Sugar paid for pink rainbow solar panels - it says so right in the paperwork.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)
I suspect Democrats would not find it hard to end obligations they did not want to fund any longer.
Posted by: It's the next Big Thing at July 24, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)
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The Government can refuse to pay a granted grant. Lost a position in a U. of Chicago lab because grants were set up, payment was delayed, the U lent the money and then when the plug was pulled everyone was out of a position.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)
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I'm no expert, but I think that's what the judges are doing, and they are likely activist hacks, but that's the angle they are taking.
Congress could stop it completely if they wanted, but they don't.
Chris Wright. The same guy who tried to stop the grants. He's really good and hates them but he lost in court to a radical leftist DC judge, Amit Mehta.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)
49
Solar windmills.
Posted by: It's the next Big Thing"
Generator powered lights for solar panels...
/ wait, that happened
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (XuXeR)
50
and as a result, the energy companies become energy rationers. And you must endure Action Days when you "voluntarily" cut your use of energy, which in summers mean 4-8 PM when you've got home from work and need to cook dinner and do quick home chores.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)
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Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (RhUi2)
LOL. You just said you hadn't been doing that. I'm glad that you now are. Scogg Dog" was probably 200 handles ago- not that I'm keeping track of all of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (rHgXV)
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Lots of farmland in upstate NY are being turned into solar setups. The environmental damage is ignored because it's "green energy". Wouldn't be surprised to see this program is involved
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (NemxU)
57
An "ambitious climate goal" would be 72 degrees.
Every day.
Year round.
Posted by: Thermostat on the wall should have told you at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1)
63
You know ... its kind of nice to be wanted. Even by the pestering girl. Good to be noticed.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (RhUi2)
64
and as a result, the energy companies become energy rationers. And you must endure Action Days when you "voluntarily" cut your use of energy, which in summers mean 4-8 PM when you've got home from work and need to cook dinner and do quick home chores.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)
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Orwell nailed it in 1948: the idea is to create permanent wartime conditions so that everything is rationed, everything controlled. Strive for victory! Sacrifice for victory!
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61 This money doesn’t go anywhere to fund any energy policy. It funds the Democrap party and its slimy remoras.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (Nt9qU)
Rate this 100% true.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (LHPAg)
70
Need the ban hammer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (S6LVb)
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I much prefer that retards be allowed to be retarded out loud. Makes it easier to know who to just point and laugh at.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)
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Let the states get the grants. Then watch them like white on rice for fraud and prosecute the crap out of them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (NemxU)
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rofl this dude at 58 is hilarious
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)
Need the ban hammer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (S6LVb)
——
He just wants to date black girls …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (Nt9qU)
73 He just wants to date black girls …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (Nt9qU)
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Penn Station could shit can those fries those. Don't like 'em.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:43 PM (RhUi2)
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66 rofl this dude at 58 is hilarious
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)
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yeah, he's an absolute riot.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (IMPuq)
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I much prefer that retards be allowed to be retarded out loud. Makes it easier to know who to just point and laugh at.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)
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The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.
This is a classic leftist tactic, seen it elsewhere. Delete and block.
Does anyone else find the glee with which certain right leaning columnists display in crowing about Ukraine targeting domestic portions of Russia?
Ukraine is a mess i never 'got'. Both sides seem like murderous thugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
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79 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)
Only if we are doing it right.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (91ED/)
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71 Let the states get the grants. Then watch them like white on rice for fraud and prosecute the crap out of them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (NemxU)
One of my daughters is a year or two into a career in financial services in which she focuses largely on local gub'mint grant management.
She's a great kid. And with heightened scrutiny, more work for her!
93
The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.
This is a classic leftist tactic, seen it elsewhere. Delete and block.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)
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I get it, but it robs me of the opportunity to chuckle to myself imagining a poster like that in a basement somewhere filled with garbage and empty soda bottles, having not showered in who knows how long, drinking MD 20/20 and thinking he's really clever.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (oqH4h)
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85 I don't give a rip what Kathy Hochul and her band of thieves does, as long as I don't have to pay for it.
Posted by: Opting Out at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM
*narrator voice* You do.
Posted by: We all do at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)
95The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.
Classic Old School Left.
Look Slick, if its not said ? They'll just lie and say its been said.
May as well go ahead and just claim Racist and Bigot. I do. Love me some Kolaches as well. Mexican Weather Girls ? More please.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (RhUi2)
96
Holy crap I’m an idiot for playing by the rules, paying my taxes, refusing food and housing assistance "
Hey, me too!
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (XuXeR)
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Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)
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*Looks at empty Thunderbird bottle, discretely kicks it under the couch*
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drinking MD 20/20 and thinking he's really clever.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (oqH4h)
He could be a Mogen David kind of guy. Maybe Boones Farm...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)
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Does anyone else find the glee with which certain right leaning columnists display in crowing about Ukraine targeting domestic portions of Russia?
Ukraine is a mess i never 'got'. Both sides seem like murderous thugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
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I've been pulling for both sides of that war to lose since it kicked off however many years ago. The fact that the usual aging neocon cohort of people on "the right" are pulling for Ukraine isn't surprising but it is also dumb.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (oqH4h)
100
Wouldn't want to misgender "it".
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (S6LVb)
"Misgender" and "unsafe" are words that mean exactly nothing whatsoever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (91ED/)
Does anyone else find the glee with which certain right leaning columnists display in crowing about Ukraine targeting domestic portions of Russia?
Ukraine is a mess i never 'got'. Both sides seem like murderous thugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
At this point, any professional columnist I consider compromised. They are all for sale. I only trust amateurs with day jobs.
I hate Slav on Slav fighting, it's ugly and will go on forever. Plenty of bad guys on both sides of that war and, despite what some columnists are paid to say, the war ain't over yet.
102 a coalition of 13 Democratic state attorneys general filed suit in February seeking to have all the approved grant money dispensed.
At some point these criminal state attorneys general need to get charged and indicted on RICO, because it is extremely clear that they are all in on the multi-billion dollar fraud and extortion schemes.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (xE0sV)
103 A little under one hour until the launch window opens for Starship Flight 13. If interested you can watch the "mee-thane" fanboys at NSF streaming here:
https://t.ly/diWlI
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (w6EFb)
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97 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM97 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM
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I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (2Ez/1)
105
>>The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots.
You can't make me like this place more than I already do, you silver tongued bastard.
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (zGzrB)
106*Looks at empty Thunderbird bottle, discretely kicks it under the couch*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)
* stands *
* applauds *
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (RhUi2)
107 I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?
Posted by: Ordinary American
Hey Vern, we barely slowed it down!
Posted by: The other Jim Varney at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)
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20 And here we go ... I can tell you this with certainty.
Texas is getting more Wind Turbines.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (RhUi2)
And in Feb 2021, our wonderful RINO gov received the Wind Leadership Award from Tri Global Energy. “The award recognized his commitment to wind energy development and the communities relying on it.”
Let the record show that I voted for Doc Chambers in the primary.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (SjAWL)
111
That 'Pissing' is deliberate shipping tax money to the Leftists
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)
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"Misgender" and "unsafe" are words that mean exactly nothing whatsoever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM
+++++++++++++++++++
I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Affordability at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)
113
Pure theft. They need to audit where all the money already distributed went to and audit them.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
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May as well go ahead and just claim Racist and Bigot. I do. Love me some Kolaches as well. Mexican Weather Girls ? More please.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (RhUi2)
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What's funny is that these people actually want to talk like that. They're the actual bigots, really do feel that way, but are too cowardly to say it out loud.
Look at all the SPLC bigots on the payroll. Most online Nazis are probably liberal dudes feeling a tingle in their pants as they write naughty words.
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They will say this site is full of racists and bigots regardless. Simply because ace does not shine the knob of Obama to a mirror sheen the way they do.
It matters not. Its aces place and he wants to maintain a bit of decorum. But advertisers are also retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)
117
Slav on Slav fighting, it's ugly and will go on forever"
Has been going on... forever.
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (XuXeR)
118 I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?
Posted by: Ordinary American
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Gonna take years to trickle down, I imagine. Some time towards the end of Rubio's first term.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (mmrXZ)
119
By the way, the same energy secretary taking inbound over grants that were done before he took office did this today.
>>@jordanbramble
An honor to be in the Oval Office with @POTUS
today to commemorate the success of the nuclear executive orders and @ENERGY's reactor pilot program.
>>We look forward to powering our nations most critical assets on our military installations before the end of this administration!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)
120And nothing gets fixed until you start. But the start, for many here, is going to be a problem. Because the ugly work at the start is what they can't stand.
Every problem should be solved in 38 minutes (one hour plus commercials) and everyone should be smiling and singing the theme song at the end.
This is exactly what Iran is counting on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
121
I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Affordability at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)
As if some Congresscritter can lecture on affordability considering the size of the national debt.
As if.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:53 PM (91ED/)
124
What's funny is that these people actually want to talk like that. They're the actual bigots, really do feel that way, but are too cowardly to say it out loud.
Look at all the SPLC bigots on the payroll. Most online Nazis are probably liberal dudes feeling a tingle in their pants as they write naughty words.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)
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Nah. Man I grew up in rural Appalachia and even there and then it was vanishingly hard to find anyone still ranting about "blue gum nappy head negroes" out loud. These dudes get on here and do Reddit incel shtick of what they think racists sound like, but to me it comes off corny as fuck, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)
125
Special thread for the Nerd Prom dinner tonight?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
127
If the funds can't be stopped immediately then redirect the remaining to organizations that hunt down fraudsters. Put bounties on the fraud, pay out $$$ for for solid reductions in waste. Gibson Ransom movie style until there's nothing left.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (LCdVS)
129
I hate Slav on Slav fighting, it's ugly and will go on forever. Plenty of bad guys on both sides of that war and, despite what some columnists are paid to say, the war ain't over yet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd)
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I find the whole thing horrific. There is nothing so pointless, so futile as a border war in Eastern Europe. There is no winning. Oh, you win this round, great. And in 10-20 years, you lose it all and the frontier moves back again and maybe more.
All the neocon warmongers blathering about sacred boundaries that were drawn by Stalin and then modified by Khrushchev. Wow, totally legit! Worth dying by the millions for that!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
132
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It is a variation of the Brattleboro FART Tube that lets you enjoy the smell of a good FART and not bother other people.
Jerry Nadler and I love these things and people around me are also much happier.
Get yours now at WWW.BloJoeSmello.Com
Posted by: Blo Jiden at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (twWGV)
133What's funny is that these people actually want to talk like that. They're the actual bigots, really do feel that way, but are too cowardly to say it out loud.
Yeah. But I'm straight up about the Kolaches and Mexican Weather Girls.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (RhUi2)
134
Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)
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123 And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!
Dammit!
Who's with me!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM
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Myanmar?
It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)
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@76/A.H. Lloyd: "The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.
This is a classic leftist tactic, seen it elsewhere. Delete and block."
This. Just e-mail a COB and watch how quickly the mess gets cleaned up. (Thanks COBs, y'all are under-appreciated.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (O7YUW)
138
Special thread for the Nerd Prom dinner tonight?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)
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Over/under on the number of assassins present?
/I can joke since I pray for Trump's health & safety nightly ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:57 PM (LCdVS)
139
Myanmar?
It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Constantinople.
*mic drop*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)
140
Doktor Mommy Jill let me go in the pool today. There were lots of Meethane bubbles!
Posted by: The Pride of Wilmington at July 24, 2026 05:57 PM (JM9I6)
President Donald Trump will make "unifying yet vicious" remarks during Friday night's rescheduled White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, the White House said.
How many shotguns will make it through the door?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)
142
I don't think she let you poop in the pool, Mr President.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (NnhvP)
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Nah. Man I grew up in rural Appalachia and even there and then it was vanishingly hard to find anyone still ranting about "blue gum nappy head negroes" out loud. These dudes get on here and do Reddit incel shtick of what they think racists sound like, but to me it comes off corny as fuck, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)
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They are liberal dudes trying to act like what they think rednecks are, but they don't know any because they live in mom's basement.
Platner's funny because he tried to be the caricature and badly botched it. If the campaign had dragged on, I'm sure Collins' people would have found out he got a less than honorable discharge and was denied reenlistment, and being otherwise unemployable became a merc until he lost that job as well.
Posted by: Your local Chinese restaurant at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (2Ez/1)
149
What are the odds of another assassination attempt at tonight at Nerd Prom 2.0?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (NemxU)
150
I try to look at what we would have done if Mexico had done similar things Ukraine did leading up to the Russian invasion.
Maybe Putin had other aspirations but I think I know what we would have done .
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (KC5Lt)
151
Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.
Posted by: polynikes
And let it die in permitting.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (NkUqe)
Posted by: Bombay at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (2Ez/1)
153
The Knob of Obama sounds like an elder scrolls quest item. You get a leveled ring of plus skill to paddle boarding as a reward for bringing the KoO back to the fighters guild.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)
154
they are being replaced with newer ones as money is available "
Shithead Dinner Party Oval Jerk Because They're Too Fucking Stupid To Organize A Good Circle is what it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ot/FD)
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They're not nerds. Nerds are smart, viciously so. They're Theater Kids doing theater things.
I love thinking how many people are going to lose their minds over it.
Posted by: four seasons
They ought to rename the state Trumpsylvania.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (ndZc7)
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136 123 And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!
Dammit!
Who's with me!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM
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Myanmar?
It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)
If a country, town, or people is changed, the people who changed it are hosed up and they're fixing to hose up the newly named. I give you most of the African continent.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (LHPAg)
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146 One of my great annoyances is how many truly stupid people have appropriated the word "nerd" for themselves.
Nerd Prom my ass.
Shithead Dinner Party Oval Jerk Because They're Too Fucking Stupid To Organize A Good Circle is what it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ot/FD)
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Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM
It ain't just permitting, all of that sweet federal money dried up and companies are not willing to put up the entire cost of the projects because they know they will never break even let alone make any money without those federal subsidies.
When a democrat president gets back in with a liberal congress those subsidies will be turned back on like a gushing fire hose.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (0N4FZ)
161
Since we're off topic I want to state that I am well and truly disgusted with the state of our so-called scientific advancement. Why is it that we can launch spaceships to explore the outer reaches of the Solar System and beyond and yet not be able to determine a way to evenly distribute the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks so that they don't all end up in the bottom - making me eat untold handfuls of candied popcorn until I get to the good stuff.
We need to get our priorities straight. If you ask me.
Which you didn't. But there you go anyways.
We need a national investment on the scale of The Manhattan Project to solve this tragic crisis. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)
162 Those are multiyear grants, by the way. If Chris Wright can't figure out a way to cancel them, those thieving states will just keep getting paid through 2028 at least.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (mmrXZ)
163
"Nerd Prom" pfft. More like Turd Prom. Media asshoes.
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (rdVOm)
164
The Knob of Obama sounds like an elder scrolls quest item. You get a leveled ring of plus skill to paddle boarding as a reward for bringing the KoO back to the fighters guild.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)
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Worst. Daedra. Artifact. Ever.
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The Knob of Obama sounds like an elder scrolls quest item. You get a leveled ring of plus skill to paddle boarding as a reward for bringing the KoO back to the fighters guild.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)
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If you combine it with the Scowl of Mooch it becomes an artifact level weapon. Everyone with 60' has to made a CON save or collapse with boredom.
166 Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)
And what do you know about Wind Turbines ? I'll wager ... just what you've Googled.
Here's a lesson.
When measuring ANYTHING ... UTILITY is a way to do it. Its a harsh metric. Its how much output can that thing deliver, with respect to how often it can deliver it.
So if you had the perfect Kolache Machine (and Damn I wish I did) that was rated at 1 Kolache a day ? If it only gave you 1 Kolache every two days ? That's 50% Utility.
Or if Sophia Vergara were only available to me for sexy time one night out of seven ? Firstly - Yes. But that Utility would be 1/7 = roughly 13%.
Wind Turbines are, at best, 20% by every Utility I've worked for. Its a scam. I can tell you of several major players that have already went into Cannibalize Mode.
The subsidy is the only reason Texas is doing it. They're getting Gas Turbines on the rest of the countries dime.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (RhUi2)
168
We need a national investment on the scale of The Manhattan Project to solve this tragic crisis. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)
Open the box from the bottom?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (Ot/FD)
169
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (RhUi2)
Retard says what?
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)
170
Since we're off topic I want to state that I am well and truly disgusted with the state of our so-called scientific advancement. Why is it that we can launch spaceships to explore the outer reaches of the Solar System and beyond and yet not be able to determine a way to evenly distribute the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks so that they don't all end up in the bottom - making me eat untold handfuls of candied popcorn until I get to the good stuff.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)
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Open the box at the other end next time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (JvZF+)
172
The Ukraine, Russia, Poland, Lithuanian, Rumanian , Austria etc have been fighting over borders in that are since before the USA existed. Given that Europe is getting over $9b per year in Russian LNG which isn't subject to the sanctions our whole effort is BS. At least our weapons manufacturers are making bank
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (NemxU)
173
149 What are the odds of another assassination attempt at tonight at Nerd Prom 2.0?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (NemxU)
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Nerd Prom? Are we talking about Comicon?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (9CZQg)
176 I wonder how much stuff the ahole news people will steal tonight.
The threat of being shot last time did not deter them from stealing wine and who knows what else.
They are scum.
Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (/QHx4)
177
"Indiana Jones and the Knob of Obama" just isn't going to work, I think.
Not that WhorryWood might not try it anyway.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:05 PM (SgdqL)
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The Pitch Meeting video for that will be EPIC!
Well, there's that scene in the first one with the golden idol...
*screams in terror
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (XuXeR)
181Retard says what?
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Sorry. I used math. I get it. My bad.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:07 PM (RhUi2)
182
Sit beside me, tell me all about it.
Posted by: Bechuanaland at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (JM9I6)
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Pfft.
Posted by: Zanzibar at July 24, 2026 06:07 PM (JvZF+)
183
Sorry. I used math. I get it. My bad.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:07 PM (RhUi2)
You started a debate with yourself retard.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (KC5Lt)
184
did not deter them from stealing wine and who knows what else."
Hey, I need another place setting of Hilton flatware...
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)
185 When a democrat president gets back in with a liberal congress those subsidies will be turned back on like a gushing fire hose.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Tangential:
We talk a lot about all the spigots that will get switched back on when Dems regain power. With any luck, by the time Rubio's second term ends, Dems will have moved on to a whole different suite of grievances. I'm hoping that 10 years from now, climate change is considered so last year, having failed to deliver on its threats. Maybe gender confusion will be on the way out, maybe even race.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (mmrXZ)
186
177 "Indiana Jones and the Knob of Obama" just isn't going to work, I think.
Not that WhorryWood might not try it anyway.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:05 PM (SgdqL)
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The Pitch Meeting video for that will be EPIC!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (FZ29D)
Ryan George is getting a little wobbly. Some of his recent vids are downright mean-spirited.
"Ciudad de la Santísima Trinidad y Puerto de Santa María del Buen Aire"
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (XuXeR)
192
If you need another example of how vile the left is--and completely oblivious of how offensive and ignorant they are at the same time:
Seen on X: Isn't "suicidal empathy" literally the story of Jesus?
It's ... just shocking how they can pack so much evil into everything they say and do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (3cUTc)
193
Sit beside me, tell me all about it.
Posted by: Bechuanaland at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (JM9I6)
Heh. In Evelyn Waugh's Sword of Honour WWII trilogy, there's a comic character named Apthorpe, an old African hand, whose euphemism for being extremely hungover is that he is suffering from a spot of "Bechuana tummy".
President Donald Trump will make "unifying yet vicious" remarks during Friday night's rescheduled White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, the White House said.
How many shotguns will make it through the door?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)
How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?
SpaceX - Starship - Starship Flight 13 Pad 2 - Starbase, TX - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 24, 2026
Launch Time: 3:45 p.m. PDT (July 25, 00:45 CEST)
https://youtu.be/0EnOQCjgq4E
Posted by: Joyenz at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (2F0/Y)
198 We're coming up on the propellant load mark in the countdown. The mee-thane boys will really start getting exciting when they start loading the liquid mee-thane and LOX.
One of them quote Wernher von Braun: 65,000 things must go right for a launch, but if only one thing goes wrong, it won't.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (w6EFb)
199
In the 1984 Olympics in LA a country marched on as Upper Volta and marched out as Burkina Faso.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (NemxU)
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Way to cut the line.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (JvZF+)
200
Hey, I need another place setting of Hilton flatware...
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026
My Holiday Inn ashtray paperweight is nice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (NkUqe)
201
They ought to rename South Africa Turd World Shithole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:13 PM (ndZc7)
202
>>500 Journalists Urge WHCA to Confront Trump at Rescheduled Dinner
Spike the pate with a strong laxative. Maybe something that causes dysentery.
Posted by: That Guy at July 24, 2026 06:13 PM (f4tQo)
Yeah, but I have a couple of McDonalds ashtrays...
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (XuXeR)
205
We need a national investment on the scale of The Manhattan Project to solve this tragic crisis. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)
Open the box from the bottom?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (Ot/FD)
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Turn box upside down and shake it. Bigger ‘rocks’ rise to the top. Gradular convection.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Nt9qU)
206
"How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?"
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We've been in intensive pistol holstering practice all week!
Posted by: Rolly Poly Secret Service chicks at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (2Ez/1)
207
Megan McArdle has been making lots of reasonable posts on Twitter/X. She's back and better than ever...then she channels Ace's Tom Friedman bit and does a taxi cab (uber) driver post.
https://tinyurl.com/yn3s8dvs
Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (2ap+5)
208
What do they call the porn convention awards? That would be a better name for the journalist thing. They're not nerds.
When I was an early teen, mid 80s, I was riding my bike to a friends house when I accidently dropped my box of floppies with games I made from magazine code. I was in the middle of traffic trying to get them before they were run over and some dude in a pickup truck yelled NERD at me.
You think you are the nerd's ally? You merely adopted it. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see coolness until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but EMBARASING!
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (3uBP9)
209How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (xcxpd)
So I get it. But am I the only one that remembers Code Pink pulling this shit under Clinton ?
I can't be the only one.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (RhUi2)
210
In the 1984 Olympics in LA a country marched on as Upper Volta and marched out as Burkina Faso.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (NemxU)
Burkina Faso La Ti Dooooooo!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:15 PM (0aYVJ)
211
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (RhUi2)
Last interaction with you unless in person. I simply wrote facts that any Texan that pays attention knows. I took no position. We have the most wind turbines and the effort to expand has been delayed by permitting.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Snakes Alive! at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (JM9I6)
216
Swaziland is now Eswatini
From land of the Swazis in English to land of the Swazis in Swazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (NemxU)
217
216 Swaziland is now Eswatini
From land of the Swazis in English to land of the Swazis in Swazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (NemxU)
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Shaken or stirred?
Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 06:17 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Wine novice at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (2Ez/1)
219
And Eswatini sounds like a drink that gays like
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (NemxU)
220When I was an early teen, mid 80s, I was riding my bike to a friends house when I accidently dropped my box of floppies with games I made from magazine code.
When Baseball Stars let the original Nintendo flash your stuff to the EEPROM ? And I didn't know what any of that shit was even as a High School Senior in '89. Absolutely game changing.
Before that ? Writing down codes to get through the next stupid stage of ECCO.
Fist Bump ... Fellow Nerd.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (RhUi2)
221Turn box upside down and shake it. Bigger ‘rocks’ rise to the top. Gradular convection.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Nt9qU)
Yeah but there's a warning label on the boxes from the FDA - similar to the ones telling you not to remove the tag from a pillow - that says this is illegal as it gives the peanuts disparate impact in the overall distribution of the box.
Ok, I know that was a stretch.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (HnIBa)
222
Burkina Faso! What a wonderful phrase
Burkina Faso! Ain't no passing craze
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Fizered at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (2Ez/1)
224They're not nerds. Nerds are smart, viciously so. They're Theater Kids doing theater things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Then they're dorks.
Geek = smart guy, using smarts to make money
Nerd = smart guy, using smarts to entertain himself
Dork = dumb guy, superficially acting like a geek or nerd
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (VHUov)
225Code Pink sprinted past security with guns and knives?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (xcxpd)
Stopped business on the floor. You've purposedly not getting my point. Its never been a secure building ... when those in charge wanted to mix it up.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RhUi2)
226
And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!
Dammit!
Who's with me!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (SgdqL)
"The Ukraine" is the land form of the plains below the marshes in the north part of the current nation of Ukraine.
I still can't order Chicken Keev.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)
233
225 Code Pink sprinted past security with guns and knives?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (xcxpd)
Stopped business on the floor. You've purposedly not getting my point. Its never been a secure building ... when those in charge wanted to mix it up.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RhUi2)
Settle, settle...
I have never heard of Code Pink bringing armed thugs to kill Clinton. Attempted assassination is a mite more serious than protestors pitching a fit. If you want to maintain that SS has been incompetent for years, I won't argue that.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (HnIBa)
235
500 Journalists Urge WHCA to Confront Trump at Rescheduled Dinner
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Maybe they'll get lucky and there'll be another assassination attempt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:09 PM (ndZc7)
I wonder if it has dawned on those correspondents that their hero shooter was going to fire THROUGH them to try and hit trump...and the Service was gonna be shooting back the other way.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)
236
In a nutshell, here’s Elizabeth Warren’s logic on the SAVE America Act:
“Noncitizen voting is already illegal. We don’t need another law to deter noncitizen voting.”
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Now do gun control.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (ndZc7)
237Code pink was founded in 2002, idiot. You don't remember shit from the Clinton era with them.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sWqfc)
OK ... so then "W" couldn't keep Code Pink from breaking up the Congressional Floor during business.
Does that make you feel better ? That you gave me an "actually" ?
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (RhUi2)
238
nood week is like Bike Week but ... no I guess it's exactly the same. Hot chicks, bikes, random nudity, drunk and disorderly. Basically this place any given weekend. Same.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (3uBP9)
239In a nutshell, here’s Elizabeth Warren’s logic on the SAVE America Act:
“Noncitizen voting is already illegal. We don’t need another law to deter noncitizen voting.”
Yeah Lizzy, and appropriating native culture to advance yourself should also be illegal. Lying communist bitch.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (HnIBa)
240
208 What do they call the porn convention awards? That would be a better name for the journalist thing. They're not nerds.
When I was an early teen, mid 80s, I was riding my bike to a friends house when I accidently dropped my box of floppies with games I made from magazine code. I was in the middle of traffic trying to get them before they were run over and some dude in a pickup truck yelled NERD at me.
You think you are the nerd's ally? You merely adopted it. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see coolness until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but EMBARASING!
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (3uBP9)
Ahmad Shah Masoud was killed by a couple 'newsmen' suicide bombers sent by bin Ladin the day before 9/11. Don't get slack.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (LHPAg)
241
Bit a both. But yea, it you read the article the only reason some of the grants were reinstated was because they were ordered to by a federal judge.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)
And the ramifications of telling the "judge" to pound sand would be, what again? Past time to draw that line.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (hmYU4)
242
Varney must be around 65 now, so I guess the "other Jim Varney" was not a thing yet, when this Jim was born.
Good to see Varney is still active in exposing the crazy left, though I suppose that gets him called an "extreme right winger" amongst his journalism peers. I guess he lives on the North Shore from New Orleans, though I think he used to do some reporting on Central America.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 07:53 PM (4g5V+)
Border Dividend: Reductions In the Number of Foreign Students Requiring English-Learning Reduces the Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
Declines in the number of English-learning students enrolled in Florida and Texas public schools during the 2025--26 school year were associated with an estimated $835 million to $890 million reduction in education funding across the two states, according to an American Accountability Foundation report obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.
The July 23 memorandum, issued by Thomas Jones of the American Accountability Foundation and addressed to the Republican Governors Association, attributes the enrollment changes to the Trump administration's immigration-enforcement policies following several years of increases under former President Joe Biden.
"In Florida the news is good; in Texas, where the drop far outpaced the overall enrollment trend, the news is great," the report states.
Florida classifies students actively receiving English-language-learner instruction under the designation "LY." That population increased from 277,473 during the 2021--22 school year to 368,068 in 2024--25, an increase of 90,595 students, or 32.7 percent.
During 2025--26, however, the number fell by 23,641 students to 344,427, representing a 6.4 percent decline and the first decrease in the period examined by AAF.
AAF said the number of students entering post-exit monitoring continued to rise, which it argued showed that students were "not dropping out mid-program" and that the decline instead reflected fewer new English learners entering Florida schools.
The Florida Education Finance Program funds English-learning students through an English for Speakers of Other Languages cost factor of 1.165, or 16.5 percent above the base amount. Using a Base Student Allocation of $5,372.60, AAF calculated average total funding of approximately $9,122.93 per student during 2025--26.
Texas saw a similar Border Enforcement Dividend.
"The data is clear -- ending Biden's open borders leads to a lower burden on education budgets," AAF concluded. "Put more simply, supporting the President's border-enforcement and deportation policies means more funding for your local schools -- nearly one billion dollars in these two states alone, in a single year."
What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (nbLIj)
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Read too fast and thought Ace was referring to a Boner Enforcement Dividend.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (0bjKf)
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>>"The data is clear -- ending Biden's open borders leads to a lower burden on education budgets,"
Of course, the NEA, Dems, and the Left all see this as a negative. They want more money wasted on education budgets. States will see this as a loss in revenue from the federal fisc.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 04:23 PM (mYMcJ)
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Well played, Blade..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (nbLIj)
__________
[grins]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: She asked facietiously at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (2Ez/1)
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Reductions In the Number of Foreign Students Requiring English-Learning Reduces the Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
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Why do you hate bilingual teechers??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (JvZF+)
22
Less illegals means more space everywhere, schools, housing, hospitals.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)
23
I wouldn't doubt tens if not hundreds of billions of dollars have been spent on foreign students by Americans limiting American citizen educational opportunities in art and vocational classes.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (DbmIv)
24
re 20: probably never, not the taxes that support the school systems
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)
26
It's great and predictable that this would happen. But the systematic collapse of public education and the jaw-dropping alien idiocy of the "educators" present a massive problem.
Among the many, many, many disastrous sorts of damage done by mass illegal migration for decades has been the (additional?) destruction of learning environments, as English became a minority language in many classrooms. Districts in border areas have been getting ravaged by this for decades now.
So you take a systematically derailed, dumbed-down, and even freakazoid "education" situation, and add sudden massive non-native speakers to it. Sort of the 50 ton teak log that broke the camel's back in some places.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (JvZF+)
31
Started researching this topic but ended up noting that most hot teacher pictures are now AI.
Sad state of affairs in education all around.
Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (vFpe0)
32 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
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I won't get one being in California, so will the rest of you morons donate to the AAF so they can find out the cost of non-English speakers in California schools?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)
The proper response to that was given by The Shat in "Boston Legal"
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)
34
Its a great article. This is NOT where I give you the "yeah, but".
I just wish - and its a pipe dream - where legal trade and even immigration could work both ways in a structured, rational way. And then we could keep really good Kolaches and Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira and Tacos and Tequila and Mexican Weather Girls.
That's all I want.
Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:31 PM (RhUi2)
36
Very good. Insane to begin with as they need to learn English first before dragging down the system in public schools.
Or the lovely SPIT illegal parents should pay for their won English translators for their special child.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)
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>>Less illegals means more space everywhere, schools, housing, hospitals.
We've been grammar schools around here close for a while. Not enough kids anymore to justify all of them.
This is a big reason the marxist teacher's unions fight so hard for illegals. Don't need as many teachers either.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)
38
***Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
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So, they're going to lower taxes?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (VPNgR)
39
noting that most hot teacher pictures are now AI.
Sad state of affairs in education all around."
Miss Valerie, who favored tube tops.
*sigh*
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)
40
I believe LAUSD and a few others in SoCal are desperate as the butts-in-seats (key to both public "education", the movie industry, and major league sports) situation is changing dramatically. Thanks to the decrease in illegals' kids in school.
Would guess Sweetwater district (border area of San Diego Co.) is in that boat. Years back they had a beautiful, grotesque Third World-type scandal on the school board, forget details, think it was like the city of Bell up in LA area where the elected officials were just running an organized crime farce.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (U/Byj)
41
Little's first game in the tournament ended with a 10-7 win, and after going down 7 in the first inning, they went 4-2-2-2 unanswered runs. Little didn't pitch or see any fielding action, but his plate appearances resulted in BB and 3rd strike drop reaching 1st.
They battled hard and never let up. Awesome game (for us) to watch.
Posted by: the Shat at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (rdVOm)
44
If only we could have pulled this off before these Precious Foreigner students gave my daughter a Central American strain of meningitis that nearly killed her and left her with a seizure disorder. That would have been nice.
Would've saved a small army of epidemiologists from having to visit her constantly for several weeks to learn about our fun new arrival, too.
They cost a lot more than some copies of Go, Perro, Go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (BI5O2)
46I just wish - and its a pipe dream - where legal trade and even immigration could work both ways in a structured, rational way. And then we could keep really good Kolaches and Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira and Tacos and Tequila and Mexican Weather Girls.
Kolaches no es Hispanic, senor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
47
Imagine how much more efficient teachers are! All students take a giant leap forward.
Posted by: Don at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (kN30O)
48
This is why America could get away with so much immigration for a century.
If you got here, good for you, now go get a job or starve.
Immigrants learned real quick how to go along to get along and work to live, which meant learning English or getting stuck in an enclave somewhere in a city.
You cannot have a modern functioning country with open borders and a welfare state.
Not only will it draw people in who otherwise wouldn't come, but it will also add enormous costs to all public services in the numbers of users and the tax rates to pay for it all.
That's the thing libertarians and naive socialists just don't understand.
The globalist & communists understand just fine.
That's the plan.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)
49 So when do my property taxes go down?
Posted by: She asked facietiously
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That's why I keep asking when these "pauses" on HHS giveaways to fraud states will make a difference we can see. I ain't complaining about the good work, but like ace says... the Dividend.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: connected and litigious at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (cS1cw)
51
All those now unemployed special english as a second language teachers are contributing to record high numbers of adults not in the workforce you haters \sarc
But one of the talk radio shows threw out that 105 million adults are not in the workforce, and this is higher than during covid. That particular radio host blames the iran war causing higher fuel prices, but I don't believe that can be the main driver.
But the feral government is way less hostile to business under Trump than under the Barky and Bribem regimes and yet people are having a hard time finding jobs. I don't think AI can be that big of a factor yet, and a decent # of Bribem's flood of illegals have been removed.
The only thing I can think of and this is a wild guess is that enough dirty communists have infiltrated HRs and those communists want a bad economy to boost D election results, so they are shredding applications, then telling management they can't find qualified candidates to purposefully hurt the economy.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)
53I believe LAUSD and a few others in SoCal are desperate as the butts-in-seats (key to both public "education", the movie industry, and major league sports) situation is changing dramatically. Thanks to the decrease in illegals' kids in school.
Fortunately for them, the kind of folk who infest coastal California are all about marriage, and commitment, and big families.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)
54
Not enough kids anymore to justify all of them."
Demographics FTW!
https://youtu.be/2WTgq0w_hKs"
That's it!
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)
55
>>> What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
I was thinking about this:
https://tinyurl.com/4v584f92
(NY Post)
But someone beat me to it.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (8mulE)
56
In California back in the 80's, we only got half a year of schooling. The first half of the year was solely to get the new migrant kids up to speed. That's a gd fact.
Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (bq/QX)
57Kolaches no es Hispanic, senor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
I know. Polish. Yet the Mexicans in South Texas do them really, really well.
While I'm at it, and I'm obviously RedNeck as you can get, but I'm claiming Fried Chicken, Watermelon, and Greens for myself. Love that shit. Cultural Appropriation my ass.
A good Three Green Mix with some bacon is absolute fire.
Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (RhUi2)
58
Marxists don't want education, they want indoctrination
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)
59
Kolaches come from Czechia and you can find them in Texas due to our Bohemian settlers.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (umw9l)
60
Last weekend there was a 2 car wreck about 30 miles north of Charlotte. In one car there are 3 Hispanic men driving to pick up, what I assume is another Hispanic, a friend too drunk to drive home. In car 2 is an illegal from El Salvador who crashes into car one and kills all 3 men in car one. ICE put a hold on El Salvador guy. Small town NC. Five Hispanic dudes of suss origin.
Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (enNUy)
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I haven't seen as many Guatemalans in the grocery store lately. We still have a bunch of Haitians we need to return, but fingers crossed, that will be soon. I fear the Somalians are here to stay.
Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2026 04:38 PM (VJX5o)
64
But one of the talk radio shows threw out that 105 million adults are not in the workforce"
Big numbers are usually garbage...
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)
65Kolaches no es Hispanic, senor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
I know. Polish. Yet the Mexicans in South Texas do them really, really well.
Kolaches aren't Polish either.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)
66
"This entire AI-generated essay is in Spanglish. I'm going to have to lower your grade to B+."
67
Franpsycho do you recall the beautiful, ridiculous case of the anti-bilingual ed proposition in CA, and the "resistance" that continued even after?
What was so great was how it outlined the degradation of the electorate, how voters were unaware of or indifferent to almost anything that didn't immediately, personally, negatively affect (not "impact") them. Assuming they even understood the foregoing factors, which of course many don't.
Asian parents went apeshit (in the humorous imagined rant of the time, "I swam to get here so my kids would be Americans, and YOU'RE TEACHING THEM KHMER/VIETNAMESE/THAI??????!"). Proposition ending the idiocy passed comfortably. "Educators" of course refused to comply in some cases, the crap had to be stamped out district by district in some cases.
Sort of a precursor to the lawlessness that now is the norm in many parts of national life.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (U/Byj)
68But one of the talk radio shows threw out that 105 million adults are not in the workforce"
So I wonder about this. I work about 3/4 time now. I freelance. Better money, less hours, its absolutely great.
I wonder if I'm considered "in the workforce" by the way they measure.
Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (RhUi2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (XV/Pl)
70
Would guess Sweetwater district (border area of San Diego Co.) is in that boat. Years back they had a beautiful, grotesque Third World-type scandal on the school board, forget details, think it was like the city of Bell up in LA area where the elected officials were just running an organized crime farce.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (U/Byj)
I remember that. Bell's mayor and I think the police chief ran an overtime scam, among other extracurriculars. IIRC, there was a cop who resigned from his Ventura County gig and landed a job in Bell for an embarrassing raise in pay. Not sure if he was caught up in teh actual scandal..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (nbLIj)
SOB has been there for 50 years. You go now!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)
He still has a few pages left in Du côté de chez Swann.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 04:41 PM (umw9l)
72 I believe LAUSD and a few others in SoCal are desperate as the butts-in-seats (key to both public "education", the movie industry, and major league sports) situation is changing dramatically. Thanks to the decrease in illegals' kids in school.
Posted by: rhomboid
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That's fascinating. I honestly didn't think there was any Impact, Disparate or otherwise, on SoCal schools based on border crackdowns. I have a friend who talked about a nightmare situation in her kids' school during the late Biden years. Nightmare. I'm sure the majority of them are still here.
Mayor Bass was shedding tears over the illegal aliens who abandoned the neighborhood restaurants and businesses and hunkered in their homes for fear of being collected by ICE, but I never gave it much credit.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)
73
>>>What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM Comments
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A six pack of a hazy imperial IPA.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (Y2/Vj)
74
So that woman was convicted in MN apparently . I guess the N word is now a crime.
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)
75
It looks like they are all flocking to NY and NJ. Go by any public park during the day. They are all there. They got the memo those states will protect them, as long as they vote D.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (bucPA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:39 PM
Czech.
Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (VJX5o)
83
Mayor Bass was shedding tears over the illegal aliens who abandoned the neighborhood restaurants and businesses and hunkered in their homes for fear of being collected by ICE, but I never gave it much credit.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)
ICE bad, fire good.
Posted by: Mayor Bass at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (wvRsc)
84
Congrats to Sponge on another well-deserved first.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (2ocoG)
85
Unmitigated immigration, legal, but specifically illegal will almost always lead to increases in the cost of everything.
Homes/Rent
Food
Services
Everything else
Literally everything. It's pure national suicide. And thus, the Democrats orgasm over it and push all the things that lead to it.
Leads one to wonder why they don't all immigrate to someplace they feel would better suit their mindset. And then, just soak in the Socialism or Communism or an Islamic shit hole and be done with it.
The idea that they're going to force feed this to all of us is... misplaced.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Teachers unions at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GFRGc)
87
BTW I don’t know why people aren’t up in arms about all these illegals on our schools. All that ESL stuff is paid for with your tax money. It’s why the school budget goes up. It’s why services are being stolen from the children of American citizens.
In NY they actually pay the school districts by the number of illegals they take in. It’s a lucrative business. There is one school in the lower NY Hudson Valley who apparently build a brand new stadium with all that federal and state taxpayer money.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (bucPA)
And in this city of Cumming there is a Toyota dealership called Beaver Toyota.
I mean come on man.
Posted by: Did they plan this? at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (GFRGc)
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In Michigan, you can drive past Climax and take 69 to 96 and get off at Big Beaver.
89So that woman was convicted in MN apparently . I guess the N word is now a crime.
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)
They called it disturbing the peace. The person who was trying to rob her, which is what started the whole incident, was not disturbing the peace, however, because they were Somali and, In Minnesota, Somalis are above the law.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)
90
>>What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Tough choice here. Hmm. Might be able to buy a pack of gum? Or, perhaps a $1 scratch ticket.
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (rdVOm)
91
3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (abScH)
92
ICE bad, fire good.
Posted by: Mayor Bass at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (wvRsc)
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THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.
Posted by: Zardoz at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (ZOv7s)
93
Still a lot of Mexicans & Central Americans here.
Saw one guy doing work on his truck on the side of the road with his buddy in a van parked behind him.
They had a light out and everything.
A lot of Brazilians around here, too.
They've opened their own stores and restaurants.
They are mostly legal though.
A lot of them moved down here from Massachusetts.
They can see the writing on the wall, I guess.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)
94The person who was trying to rob her, which is what started the whole incident, was not disturbing the peace, however, because they were Somali and, In Minnesota, Somalis are above the law.
Our work here is done.
Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (RhUi2)
95
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)
He pulled that garbage # from somewhere. And my housemate is struggling to get a job in retail that will be over 20 hours/week and somewhat decent pay. We are in Denver metro area, so the communist brake on business is still in effect here. But it used to be easier to find work around here a couple years ago and the commies were in charge then as well. I don't think the commies actually own many businesses, but even small businesses often use some sort of external HR system, only takes AI being stupid and recommending a small set of people for all the jobs and of course they can only take one; or some malice. The AI screens may have malice built in if they were trained by commies.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (PV+Zw)
96 In California back in the 80's, we only got half a year of schooling. The first half of the year was solely to get the new migrant kids up to speed. That's a gd fact.
Posted by: sifty boones
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A survivor of formerly quality education in the Valley talked about getting only 50% of his education on a daily basis. Teacher says something in English. Then turns to the Hispanic kids and translates what she just said. Back and forth like that through the whole lesson, every class.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (mmrXZ)
97You know ? I don't care. Polish. Czech. Bosnian. From Mars ?
And here I was hoping you'd confidently run through another 10 - 15 countries which weren't the origin of kolaches ( or meat filled kolaches )
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)
98What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Kolaches. From Texas. Where they are made. By Authentic Old Mexican Women Who Make Them the Best.
Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (RhUi2)
99
94 The person who was trying to rob her, which is what started the whole incident, was not disturbing the peace, however, because they were Somali and, In Minnesota, Somalis are above the law.
Our work here is done.
Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (RhUi2)
Check out the judge's photo - totally predictable:
https://tinyurl.com/2kr43dmn
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (kX27y)
100
Minnesota has to be gotten into line. Is it something in the fucking green Jello?
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (YwEeS)
101
Famously, for decades after the Spanish-American War the US allowed Filipinos to emigrate through Angel Island into SF, mostly as farmworkers -- but only males. Why? Becuase, as the authorities learned, the females mostly ended up working as prostitutes. Sad but true fact. So to try to stop the out-of-control prostitution rate in San Francisco, they wouldn't let Filipina women in, between 1901 and 1945.
As a result, SF was during that time filled with thousands of lonely, single Filipino guys, most of whom were short, darker-skinned dudes from the poor tribes on the outer islands. Anothert sad but true fact: It was pretty much unthinkable for white ladies in those days to marry short, brown, poor foreign tribesmen. "Dating"? Pre-marital sex? I don't think so.
So for decades, lasting up though the 1980s, there were thousands of lonely sad aging Filipino guys wandering around SF, mostly congregating in the mid-Market area, hanging around the "Fascination" parlors and pool halls.
It wa sa thing that everyone knew about and witnessed, but no one ever talked about.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)
102
Trump is delivering on his main promise. But apparently that’s not enough for some people. Look at his popularity. It’s stunning why it’s so low. He’s dick punching every left wing fraud, scheme and shibboleth.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (66HFv)
103
>>3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.
You gotta believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)
104
There is a massive grift going on in schools with specialization teachers. There’s the old school stud like special ed and English as a second language. But now it has expanded where kids with “anxiety” get their own personal babysitter teacher. Or kids with ADHD or any of the other made up diseases. Instead of 1 teacher in a. Classroom now there can be 5 or 10 teachers in a classroom. That’s how you get declining enrollment with increased employment for teachers.
The left never stops coming up with ways to steal tax payer money.
Posted by: Teachers unions at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (GFRGc)
105
That particular radio host blames the iran war causing higher fuel prices, but I don't believe that can be the main driver.
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Posted by: PaleRider
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Find a better radio host. The war hasn't effected employment one iota. If it has, it caused people to be hired. There are many in different sectors who are being paid to talk down Trump. Each of them has his own special area to pick. Some the economy, some the war, some racism, others...etc.
They are going for a cumulative effect.
_Xi pays well
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (VPNgR)
106
TWO FIRSTS IN A ROW???
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)
Okay for a blog comment. Not okay on your honeymoon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (66HFv)
108
I mean, they could go back to the Philippines...
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (YwEeS)
109 BTW I don’t know why people aren’t up in arms about all these illegals on our schools. All that ESL stuff is paid for with your tax money. It’s why the school budget goes up. It’s why services are being stolen from the children of American citizens.
Posted by: Vengeance
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So, now that that money is being saved, the school budget will go down, right? RIGHT?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (mmrXZ)
110
Is tonight in Iran the big boom night? I mean the really big booms, more than they have been receiving lately.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (n5tGW)
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The C-17 air bridge is apparently in full swing. I also saw that we aren't using the stealth stuff or standoff weapons, just bomb dump trucks.
Going back, I saw the CIA post yesterday and that more than anything else convinces me we are on the right track. CIA is like an inverted compass - always exactly wrong.
BTW, we're not using just air power. We're using air, sea, space and cyber. Multi-domain onslaught.
Iran's strategy is that their face is is tougher than our fists. I'm fine with doing this for a good long time.
111
Trump is delivering on his main promise. But apparently that’s not enough for some people. Look at his popularity. It’s stunning why it’s so low. He’s dick punching every left wing fraud, scheme and shibboleth.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (66HFv)
We make sure nobody ever hears about his accomplishments.
Posted by: MSM, Google, Apple, Yahoo News at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (GFRGc)
112
You know ... I don't know if its the dough. Maybe its the dough. A Kolache isn't a flat-bread wrap. But its not just biscuit dough either.
The size is part of it. A Kolache says ... "Just one more". Even after the sixth.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (RhUi2)
113
Willowed: an article popped up on my news feed that said Jewish groups in Michigan are already donating to Rogers. They usually donate and vote Dem.
It will be interesting to see if the three ladies who run Mich, Whitmer, Benson and Nessel back Sayed if he wins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (NemxU)
114
>>> Check out the judge's photo - totally predictable:
https://tinyurl.com/2kr43dmn
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (kX27y)
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I hope she appeals.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (Y2/Vj)
1153 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (abScH)
I tried to hold strong... to mitigate the pain that my countrypersyns are feeling... to rein in the damage done by Trump. But did the bastards in my state appreciate all that I'd done for them? No. -- John Cornyn
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
116
BTW I don’t know why people aren’t up in arms about all these illegals on our schools. All that ESL stuff is paid for with your tax money. It’s why the school budget goes up. It’s why services are being stolen from the children of American citizens.
In NY they actually pay the school districts by the number of illegals they take in. It’s a lucrative business. There is one school in the lower NY Hudson Valley who apparently build a brand new stadium with all that federal and state taxpayer money.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM
SCOTUS ruled decades ago that illegal children are entitled to a free public education. That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (0N4FZ)
117
So for decades, lasting up though the 1980s, there were thousands of lonely sad aging Filipino guys wandering around SF, mostly congregating in the mid-Market area, hanging around the "Fascination" parlors and pool halls.
It wa sa thing that everyone knew about and witnessed, but no one ever talked about.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)
Never heard abut this before.
No Japanese or Chinese girls would have anything to with them either, I suppose?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)
118
"If they started finally putting business owners in prison for hiring illegals this dividend would grow exponentially."
Workplace/employer enforcement is the key to any serious immigration law restoration. Getting rid of the "worst of the worst" is nice and all, but it's a small part of the problem.
I wouldn't bet any more $ than I have in my wallet that it will get done or even get seriously under way.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (U/Byj)
119
>> So, now that that money is being saved, the school budget will go down, right? RIGHT?
I just laughed so hard I puked.
It will go to bonus for all those do nothing administrators these school districts have all loaded themselves up with.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (66HFv)
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)
121 So that woman was convicted in MN apparently . I guess the N word is now a crime.
Posted by: steevy
Then so too shall 'honkey', 'cracker', 'white boy/girl', 'gringo', and 'redneck' become a crime for non-caucasians to use. Just like that n word, only we can say them to refer to each other. Fuck you, war.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)
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103 >>3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.
You gotta believe.
Posted by: JackStraw
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_IfYwtWki4
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (VPNgR)
124
Republicans are still good overwhelmingly backing Trump. The independents are the key in the mid terms. If the Dems insanity grows the independents will vote Trump. The key for Republicans is turnout
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (NemxU)
125ICE bad, fire good.
Posted by: Mayor Bass at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (wvRsc)
youtube.com/shorts/4GuvyjMXT6Q
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
126During 2025--26, however, the number fell by 23,641 students to 344,427, representing a 6.4 percent decline and the first decrease in the period examined by AAF./i]
And that's just Florida. There are still $3 billion sluicing thru the system, with every dime soaked up by a "resource specialist", administrator, program director, NGO, advocate, compliance officer, etc. etc.
And the student still ends up watching youtube to learn English.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (+ffGB)
127
I went out last night stalking Kolaches.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)
Like a snipe hunt?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (+ffGB)
129
102 Trump is delivering on his main promise. But apparently that’s not enough for some people. Look at his popularity. It’s stunning why it’s so low.
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It is indeed a mystery.
Posted by: CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, BBC, WaPo, NYT, PBS, NPR at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (Swy+8)
130Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (RhUi2)
If memory serves, it was discovered that the head of the big 'Lutheran' NGO that was importing people was a muslim woman. Friend of Big Mike Obama, IIRC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
131
SCOTUS didn’t dictate where they had to be educated. So I vote we open a reform ESL school in North Dakota on the Canadian border.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (66HFv)
132
This is great. There'll be more room at the Children's Learing Center.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (g8Ew8)
133
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (RhUi2)
Maybe you should sit stick with the same sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:56 PM (xSAlF)
134
> BTW, we're not using just air power. We're using air, sea, space and cyber. Multi-domain onslaught.
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At some point we will probably have to dislodge the ticks still embedded.
I foresee our "assassin drones" that have been kept under wraps unleashed.
I mean... we must have them if shit holes like Ukraine and Iran do.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 04:56 PM (jehhT)
136
Workplace/employer enforcement is the key to any serious immigration law restoration. Getting rid of the "worst of the worst" is nice and all, but it's a small part of the problem.
I wouldn't bet any more $ than I have in my wallet that it will get done or even get seriously under way.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (U/Byj)
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Remember that the sanctuary states are making us do arrests, but all the other states just hand over the illegals when the catch them. Zero press coverage, but word is getting out in the communities.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)
Totally not how you do it. They're cheap, too. They just lay there ... warm and inviting on that baking sheet. Like Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira in a flaky, crusty outside wrapping. Or sometimes they just look like a great big old Crescent Roll - but they're not a Crescent Roll - in that little display case like they used to use for Donuts. When you're getting the good ones. From the Old Mexican Ladies. Who really should be the only ones making them until somebody else proves themselves.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:57 PM (RhUi2)
140
There's gotta be a way that the Somalis will find to sop this up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (Swy+8)
141
The radio host self labels as libertarian and small government. He does dislike Trump for helping to primary out some "freedom caucus" or some such politicians. Personally I think some of those oh so principled very conservative politicians just talked a good game, always voting against bills that would limit gub'mint or cut spending a little bit because "we have to cut spending and red tape by way way more" while knowing full well that goal is unobtainable except by taking the teeny step and then working for the next teeny step.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (PV+Zw)
142
Even CNN had to admit the other day that Trump has a higher 2nd term approval rating than Obama did at the same time during his 2nd term with his party.
Trump's unpopularity is almost entirely among people whose world he is tearing apart. We might like seeing Juan go home, leftists most definitely do not.
Personally, I couldn't give a shit. We hired Trump to do heavy things and he's doing them, popularity be damned.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)
143
What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
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A fence for my front yard where I can post a sign:
144 Oohh, fun. Ezra Klein is interviewing Morris Katz, the expert who created candidate Graham Platner. "There is no standard vetting process that would have found the issue that ended the campaign." Then mentions Eric Swalwell -- who could have known? who could have foreseen this? It was all so unexpected.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:00 PM (mmrXZ)
145
I hope she appeals.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (Y2/Vj)
Looks like they will but the judge did everything to prevent a record
@Philosophi_Cat
What Shiloh Hendrix's lawyer is reporting here is concerning. He raises many concerning issues, but what stands out to me most is that the judge repeatedly left the bench, interrupted him, or talked over him every time he tried to make a record.
The fact that it happened over and over suggests that she understood he was trying to preserve an appellate issue and she didn't want him to create a detailed record about what evidence she had excluded and why the defence believed those rulings were wrong. Once or twice would be one thing, but when it happened every time, it comes across like she was trying to systematically prevent the defence from creating the paper trail that would be needed to challenge those rulings on appeal.
I understand that Shiloh's team is working on getting the transcript of the trial made available, but it is extremely expensive, so please consider making a donation to (see pinned post on Tom Hennessy's page) to help get this done so we can have some transparency about what went on in the courtroom.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:00 PM (kX27y)
146
The radio host self labels as libertarian and small government.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (PV+Zw)
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Trump demonstrated that there small-government/libertarian movement consists of two groups:
Corporatists who would whore out their mother for a buck and were playing the 2A and right to lifers as suckers and saps in turn for more tax cuts for the rich while they outsource jobs and import slaves, and
147No Japanese or Chinese girls would have anything to with them either, I suppose?
Posted by: SpeakingOf
I suppose there must have been some, but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all -- Chinese stayed with Chinese, Japanese with Japanese, etc., so I don't think there was much action for the Filipino guys, who had practicaly no potential mates in the US.
All this changed after WWII, when immigration from the Philippines was greatly relaxed, as a reward for being a strong ally against the Japs in WWII. So finally both genders were allowed in, and the male/female ration started to normalize. But even then -- would an 18-year-ld Filipina girl marry a sad poor 60-year-old Filipino guy? Probably not. So the loneliness problem persisted, now due to the age gap, not the race gap.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
148
21 Reductions In the Number of Foreign Students Requiring English-Learning Reduces the Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
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Why do you hate bilingual teechers??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (JvZF+)
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One of the reasons we pulled our son out of public school is because In first grade he had 3 teachers in the same classroom. He and the 4 other smart kids were put at the same table and given books to read on their own while the teachers spent all of their time on the non-engrish speaking kids.
They handicapped the smart kids to try and let the others catch up to them.
The Oregon Dept of Education has tried to eliminate or hamper private education for years because of white flight from public schools.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (9CZQg)
149The rapid pace at which the U.S. is expending some of its most advanced air-defense interceptors and precision-guided weapons in the Middle East is a point of great tension inside the Trump administration as President Trump's war with Iran ratchets up again, according to U.S. military and intelligence officials familiar with internal assessments. And it's raising broader concerns about America's readiness for a potential conflict in the Indo-Pacific.
The dwindling stockpiles of defensive interceptors and long-range missiles have become a pressure point for top military and civilian leaders who are weighing the demands of the war with Iran against maintaining readiness to deter other adversaries, including China.
https://tinyurl.com/4s7332ex
(CBS)
It's never clear in the article exactly how bad it is.
But the inability to manufacture these weapons quickly is a major concern.
The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
150Trump's unpopularity is almost entirely among people whose world he is tearing apart.
He irritates me. His supporters irritate me. I couldn't sit at a table with the guy for five minutes. My disdain for cults of personality and hero worship demand I call out what I see as his bullshit.
I'd vote for him a fourth time. Best President in my lifetime. Only one that's been a Nationalist.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (RhUi2)
151
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At some point we will probably have to dislodge the ticks still embedded.
I foresee our "assassin drones" that have been kept under wraps unleashed.
I mean... we must have them if shit holes like Ukraine and Iran do.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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The Baloch kill Pakis and Chinese all the the time. Hate is an understatement. Make a deal, they kill IRGC we help them separate from Pakistan. Might get the Yazidis in on it too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:03 PM (VPNgR)
152
With Derek Chauvin they have avoided any problem with his appeal by simply not even allowing him one...
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)
153
The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
154
It's never clear in the article exactly how bad it is.
But the inability to manufacture these weapons quickly is a major concern.
The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
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That's because it's a lie. It's not true. No source, just anonymous sources.
Same old b.s. info ops. Why do people believe any of it?
155
OT: IMHO, Iran is well and truly fucked. They want to negotiate but already lost all credibility. Trump will not negotiate with them again. He already called them "liars and scum." He is going to pound them until they surrender unconditionally.
I am probably wrong, but if Trump really pounds the shit out the them soon, it could be over in 10-15 days.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (qFwJc)
156
101 Famously, for decades after the Spanish-American War the US allowed Filipinos to emigrate through Angel Island into SF, mostly as farmworkers -- but only males. Why? Becuase, as the authorities learned, the females mostly ended up working as prostitutes. Sad but true fact. So to try to stop the out-of-control prostitution rate in San Francisco, they wouldn't let Filipina women in, between 1901 and 1945.
As a result, SF was during that time filled with thousands of lonely, single Filipino guys, most of whom were short, darker-skinned dudes from the poor tribes on the outer islands. Anothert sad but true fact: It was pretty much unthinkable for white ladies in those days to marry short, brown, poor foreign tribesmen. "Dating"? Pre-marital sex? I don't think so.
So for decades, lasting up though the 1980s, there were thousands of lonely sad aging Filipino guys wandering around SF, mostly congregating in the mid-Market area, hanging around the "Fascination" parlors and pool halls.
It was a thing that everyone knew about and witnessed, but no one ever talked about.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)
157 Workplace/employer enforcement is the key to any serious immigration law restoration. Getting rid of the "worst of the worst" is nice and all, but it's a small part of the problem.
I wouldn't bet any more $ than I have in my wallet that it will get done or even get seriously under way.
Posted by: rhomboid
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ace had video in a previous thread today of primary candidate Obama saying we need to go after the employers.
DOJ or Stephen Miller should play that thing to death as they announce a new strategy in the battle against illegal immigration: going after employers, aka The Obama Option. They ought to name it so often that Obama himself is finally forced to come out and "clarify."
I'm trying to think of other catchy names, like ObamaCare, which was a single word.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)
158
Probably not. So the loneliness problem persisted, now due to the age gap, not the race gap.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
It is sad.
And not widely known.
It would make an interesting story or screenplay.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)
159Totally not how you do it. They're cheap, too. They just lay there ... warm and inviting on that baking sheet. Like Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira in a flaky, crusty outside wrapping. Or sometimes they just look like a great big old Crescent Roll - but they're not a Crescent Roll - in that little display case like they used to use for Donuts. When you're getting the good ones. From the Old Mexican Ladies. Who really should be the only ones making them until somebody else proves themselves.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:57 PM (RhUi2)
Traditional kolache maker.
https://tinyurl.com/e2zk6jb6 - completely safe for work
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
160
So, where is that money really going? Teaching a language is a low cost endeavor. Rosetta Stone does it successfully and effectively for $159 per year.
Where da money?
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske)
161
What is the arsenal of the U.S.? That is not public information. Logistics, dear boy. Logistics. IMHO, the "truce" gave CENTCOM time to bring more weapons into the theater.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (qFwJc)
162
I suppose there must have been some, but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all -- Chinese stayed with Chinese, Japanese with Japanese, etc.,
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
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I mean, the Japanese were very broad-minded when it came to raping conquered women. True democrats.
163
I got a lifetime Rosetta Stone license for $199.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (qFwJc)
164
So, where is that money really going? Teaching a language is a low cost endeavor. Rosetta Stone does it successfully and effectively for $159 per year.
Where da money?
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske)
165
>>He irritates me. His supporters irritate me. I couldn't sit at a table with the guy for five minutes. My disdain for cults of personality and hero worship demand I call out what I see as his bullshit.
>>I'd vote for him a fourth time. Best President in my lifetime. Only one that's been a Nationalist.
I have troubling news for you. If you voted for Trump 3 times and wish you could do it a 4th time, you are one of his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)
166
but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all "
Still ain't much.
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)
167I mean, the Japanese were very broad-minded when it came to raping conquered women. True democrats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Dudes have different criteria than chicks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e)
168
Imma git me some fortified wine with my Border Enforcement Dividend.
Posted by: Likker Store, Here I Come at July 24, 2026 05:09 PM (JM9I6)
169
I am probably wrong, but if Trump really pounds the shit out the them soon, it could be over in 10-15 days.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (qFwJc)
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It's a non-linear function, to be sure. You can have a front stagnate and then just collapse.
Iran has been blockaded for a long time. Hammering the bridges is going to wreck food, fuel, commerce, everything.
BTW, China is drawing down its SPR. That's a big win no one is talking about.
170The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Maybe that is why China is sitting quietly on the side-lines.
This sort of propaganda encourages the Iranians, I'm sure.
Just wait it out. Either when the stockpile is empty or Jan 20, 2029.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (U4c/V)
171
What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Bosk at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (VMFAF)
172
The radio host self labels as libertarian and small government. He does dislike Trump for helping to primary out some "freedom caucus" or some such politicians. Personally I think some of those oh so principled very conservative politicians just talked a good game, always voting against bills that would limit gub'mint or cut spending a little bit because "we have to cut spending and red tape by way way more" while knowing full well that goal is unobtainable except by taking the teeny step and then working for the next teeny step.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (PV+Zw)
sadly typical. The growth of communism or socialism in the Dems is totally ignored because 'ivory tower"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
173
Always in D pockets.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (dK+Kv)
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I'm only half joking. Specified language programs are not going to be a one on one process....which lowers the cost significantly. And, while I used Rosetta Stone as an example, that IS a one on one process and is still only an annual cost of under $160.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (dIske)
174
The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
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That's because it's a lie. It's not true. No source, just anonymous sources.
Same old b.s. info ops. Why do people believe any of it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Very much THIS! I don't think Trump would put us in that kind of dangerous situation.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (g8Ew8)
177
That's because it's a lie. It's not true. No source, just anonymous sources.
Same old b.s. info ops. Why do people believe any of it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (ZOv7s)
I don't think it is, though.
It said that supplies of air-defense interceptors are under even greater strain, as the U.S. burns through a significant share of prewar inventories of THAAD, SM-3 missiles and Patriots. These weapons face production timelines of up to five years.
Remember, we and most NATO members sent these interceptors to Ukraine by the plane load.
I don't doubt we've expended tens of thousands ourselves since the start just defending our bases in the M.E.
So are we in dire straits at the moment?
I don't think so.
But nobody knows what the numbers actually are.
Five years is a long wait.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
178
American needs more Filipina hookers, clearly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM
The philippines can supply them by the tens of thousands. When we used to pull in to subic bay there would be enough hookers there to service the entire battle group. We are talking 7-8,000 or more pulled in from the country side to fvck what amounted to an entire carrier battle group for four to five days.
Pretty sure they could supply 30 or 40 thousand hookers at a moments notice if the money was right.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)
179
while this is the topic, can we cut out printing things in Spanish? 'Hecho in China' has got to be the stupidest required note ever printed.
Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (8uzBS)
180
Libertarians just want to do drugs and boink underage girls.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (qFwJc)
181
What is the arsenal of the U.S.? That is not public information. Logistics, dear boy. Logistics. IMHO, the "truce" gave CENTCOM time to bring more weapons into the theater.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (qFwJc)
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It takes a few weeks for munitions ships to arrive and unload, and that was why we had a ceasefire. Huge lots of munitions. Thousands of tons of ordnance. An endless supply of boxing gloves to use on Iran's face.
183 Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)
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I remember learning that the coolies who built the railroads were also effectively denied romance, marriage, sex lives. ChatGPT says Chinatowns contained large populations of aging unmarried men. It also reprimanded me for saying "coolies."
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (mmrXZ)
184
I saw some lefties trying to mock conservatives for thinking so very stupidly that poor, illegal immigrants were causing the price of houses to increase and the housing shortage.
Like, "ha, ha! You stuipids actually think some Mexican roofer is out-bidding you on that $1 million home?!! You so stupid."
These, of course, are the same smarties that can't understand why the price of new and used cars shot up after Cash for Clunkers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (3cUTc)
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179 American needs more Filipina hookers, clearly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM
The philippines can supply them by the tens of thousands. When we used to pull in to subic bay there would be enough hookers there to service the entire battle group. We are talking 7-8,000 or more pulled in from the country side to fvck what amounted to an entire carrier battle group for four to five days.
Pretty sure they could supply 30 or 40 thousand hookers at a moments notice if the money was right.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)
186
So, where is that money really going? Teaching a language is a low cost endeavor. Rosetta Stone does it successfully and effectively for $159 per year.
Where da money?
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske)
It takes a modern educator to spend a billion dollars and fail to teach a single person. Then our elite colleges take over and actually destroy any native wit or common sense that escaped round 1.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
187 The "ESL" (English as Second Language) students get preferential treatment, extra adult aids, special lessons, all in their language never once trying to teach them english.
Why is education so much money? That's just one reason.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (OkYzo)
188
155 OT: IMHO, Iran is well and truly fucked. They want to negotiate but already lost all credibility. Trump will not negotiate with them again. He already called them "liars and scum." He is going to pound them until they surrender unconditionally.
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Do not negotiate... eradicate
These shit bags have negotiated in bad faith for 50 years. They are not going to change. Congress and past administrations have enabled this behavior because it looks stately to negotiate.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (9CZQg)
189163 I suppose there must have been some, but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all -- Chinese stayed with Chinese, Japanese with Japanese, etc.,
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
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I mean, the Japanese were very broad-minded when it came to raping conquered women. True democrats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I guess I should edit my comment to say, "...in that era, there was very little intra-Asian-American mixing at all -- Chinese-American stayed with Chinese-American, Japanese-American with Japanese-American, etc." to exclude the rapey Imperial Japanese Army.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
190
You can bet Northrup-Grumman and others are making bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (qFwJc)
191 But nobody knows what the numbers actually are.
Five years is a long wait.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
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Sure they do. Trump knows, Hegseth knows, and those figure are grotesquely out of date. That's Obama-era production.
That's one of the tells - they are recycling old talking points spread by people who haven't worked there since 2025.
From the WSJ:
Bahrain and Kuwait secretly sent jets to attack sites inside Iran, their first such direct retaliation against Tehran and an indication of the difficult position Arab states find themselves in as the war grinds on, people familiar with the matter said.
The airstrikes early this month targeted drone- and missile-storage depots, among other military sites, some of the people said. The United Arab Emirates—which attacked Iran multiple times early in the war—provided intelligence on targets and defensive air cover for the strikes in a sign of budding Arab cooperation in confronting Iran, those people said. ====
To which I say; "about fucking time." The timeline was apparently early in July.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (jehhT)
@bennyjohnson
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BREAKING: Ilhan Omar’s SISTER Has Been Linked to The “Feeding Our Future” Fraud Scandal
Sahra Noor runs a business that received a $2 million earmark while her sister, Ilhan, was a state representative and she founded a USAID-backed consulting group that “has secured more than $20 million in funding for health initiatives”
Her company was registered at the same address used by key figures charged in the scheme.
70 have been convicted in the scandal.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)
195
Watching the attorney in the Shiloh Hendrix case was amazing. Very rarely do attorneys blast judges like that because they frequently have to appear in front of the same judge in other cases. The judge sounds like an activist and was once a public defender.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (NemxU)
196
191 You can bet Northrup-Grumman and others are making bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (qFwJc)
Is it an American company with American employees ? Then good...
197
I guess I should edit my comment to say, "...in that era, there was very little intra-Asian-American mixing at all -- Chinese-American stayed with Chinese-American, Japanese-American with Japanese-American, etc." to exclude the rapey Imperial Japanese Army.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
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I was being a bit cute, but it also highlights the fact (as others noted) that racial purists are all about keeping the strain pure until they capture enemy women, and then half-breeds are just fine.
Eliminate the top 2% and your life would get very, very much worse in almost every way.
Eliminate the bottom 2% and almost every aspect of your life* will improve.
That the left pretends not to understand this is a big source of our problems.
Somehow, it's racist to understand that repatriating a permanent under-class, that's illiterate and mentally limited--if they work at all--to only menial jobs is a net-positive for the American citizen.
*unless, of course, you are the bottom 2%
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:16 PM (3cUTc)
201 Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)
Benny Johnson blowing his hat off again.
"linked to" means nothing. Please bring me a conviction, a sentence, a fine -- AND A RECOVERED FRAUD DIVIDEND, waiter.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (mmrXZ)
202
racial purists are all about keeping the strain pure until they capture enemy women, and then half-breeds are just fine"
So, the adult "Harry Potter" series?
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)
203I was being a bit cute, but it also highlights the fact (as others noted) that racial purists are all about keeping the strain pure until they capture enemy women, and then half-breeds are just fine.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Generally speaking, though, the half-breeds born to the raped women are not counted among the normal population. I don't think that a child born to a Korean "comfort woman" would be considered Japanese by most Japanese.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)
204
I have a funny personal story. My daughter works for N-G in Rancho Bernardo (part of San Diego)
I drove by the place a year ago and was delighted to see it was the same building in which I worked for NCR between 1978 and 1981.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (qFwJc)
205
Every employer you go after is a business you shut down.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (VPNgR)
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Well, if employers value their businesses, there's an easy way to avoid it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:18 PM (qFwJc)
208
191 You can bet Northrup-Grumman and others are making bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (qFwJc)
24-hour shifts and plenty of overtime.
Posted by: Bosk at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (VMFAF)
209I remember learning that the coolies who built the railroads were also effectively denied romance, marriage, sex lives. ChatGPT says Chinatowns contained large populations of aging unmarried men. It also reprimanded me for saying "coolies."
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
Yes, the same policy also applied to Chinese immigrants, for the same reason (women-->presumed prostitutes), but was less strictly enforced -- plus there was already a pre-existing mixed-gender Chinese population in California from the era before immigration was controlled, so although there was also an epidemic of lonely Chinese men, it wasn't as extreme as with the Filipino guys, since there were at least some mates available.
Also: Did ChatGPT issue a you a $250 fine for Hate Speech, or simply apply 25 lashes with a hickory switch?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
210
Generally speaking, though, the half-breeds born to the raped women are not counted among the normal population. I don't think that a child born to a Korean "comfort woman" would be considered Japanese by most Japanese.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)
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Obviously, and Joseph Conrad frequently refers to 'half-caste' people in his stories.
My point is that if you really want to keep your race pure, cranking out half-breeds is a funny way of doing it.
211
What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM
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Every remaining copy of F. Joe Mugabe's totally-not-ghostwritten memoir as a gift for border sex-trafficked children -- if we can still find any alive.
We're gonna need MOAR printings ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (LCdVS)
212
it was the same building in which I worked for NCR between 1978 and 1981"
California is looking at bit...weathered. The shiny bits when I was a kidlet are now...
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)
213
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:08 PM
Oh, no, the "man who can't track of his handles" must separate himself from the horde of Trump supporters for whatever reason. He's more intelligent and not part of the undesirable crowd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:20 PM (rHgXV)
214I have troubling news for you. If you voted for Trump 3 times and wish you could do it a 4th time, you are one of his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)
I view Trump a lot like I viewed NASCAR back when I used to go. Used to frustrate the shit out of me. But absolutely the best game in town.
Of this I am proud. Dildo is the one that always bans me. But Ace banned me the first thread when Trump announced. Because he thought it was idiotic. And I was in, early, telling him why I thought Trump would win.
We're obviously talking years ago. And I've still got The Jerry Garcia Band "Midnight Moonlight" on my Spotify. If you remember back that far.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 05:20 PM (RhUi2)
215
The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)
216
Obviously, and Joseph Conrad frequently refers to 'half-caste' people in his stories.
My point is that if you really want to keep your race pure, cranking out half-breeds is a funny way of doing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
In pretty much all these societies there were plenty of strata of 'race pure' people who were in the wrong caste of society and were also persona non grata.
The US is one of the few places to have such a distinctively visible race and very weak class structure to base modern liberal's world view on.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)
217
That part of California looks just fine and dandy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (qFwJc)
218
200 The judge sounds like an activist and was once a public defender."
So a "C" student at best
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:16 PM (XuXeR)
And Miss C Student wouldn't let the jury go home.
National Conservative
@NatCon2022
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To get Shiloh Hendrix convicted, the judge refused to allow the jury to return home for a MISDEMEANOR trial.
This is completely unheard of.
Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)
219The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)
The upper class only rapes women (or boys) of their own race.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)
220
I remember learning that the coolies who built the railroads were also effectively denied romance, marriage, sex lives. ChatGPT says Chinatowns contained large populations of aging unmarried men. It also reprimanded me for saying "coolies."
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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Hence the need for Opium Dens.
/Things I learned watching "Hell On Wheels" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (LCdVS)
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The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)
The Brits in India says no to that. They just didn't bring them home.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)
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Yes, the same policy also applied to Chinese immigrants, for the same reason (women-->presumed prostitutes), but was less strictly enforced -- plus there was already a pre-existing mixed-gender Chinese population in California from the era before immigration was controlled, so although there was also an epidemic of lonely Chinese men, it wasn't as extreme as with the Filipino guys, since there were at least some mates available.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
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Not only that, but there were plenty of white guys suffering from Yellow Fever.
That's the funny thing about raving about white racism. Even the most racist southern planter was plowing through his slaves like a goat on Spanish Fly.
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Years ago, I would get drunk and shitpost stuff that would be considered offensive.
I like to think that I am wiser now. I like to share my opinions, but I also try to always be respectful.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (qFwJc)
228Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.
Does the court system pay mothers who have their children stranded at Day Care until after 10PM ? Or does she have to pay this new and uncontrolled expense out of her own pocket?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)
229 Did ChatGPT issue a you a $250 fine for Hate Speech, or simply apply 25 lashes with a hickory switch?
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It has me seriously annoyed, and I'm about to answer in a very human way.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (mmrXZ)
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To get Shiloh Hendrix convicted, the judge refused to allow the jury to return home for a MISDEMEANOR trial.
This is completely unheard of.
Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)
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Cruel AND Unusual.
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (LCdVS)
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The Brits in India says no to that. They just didn't bring them home.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)
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Yep. Col. Sir Reginald Pecker, VC, 6th Earl of Longwood probably left a half-dozen bastards during his 20 years in India.
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Obviously, and Joseph Conrad frequently refers to 'half-caste' people in his stories.
My point is that if you really want to keep your race pure, cranking out half-breeds is a funny way of doing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Not really, you just define them as not part of the race anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
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We should use the Iranian assets to fund American drivers current gas costs!
Posted by: Goatweed at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (jK3NL)
They're all good. God Bless those Old Mexican Women making them.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (RhUi2)
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216 The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)
I guess we could find a few clues in nature.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg)
dailymail.com › e-16002605 › white-woman-trial-black-autistic-boy-verdict.html
White woman is CLEARED after calling black autistic [REALLY???] boy, 8, the n-word ...
[autistic? HE WAS SHARP ENOUGH TO STEAL HER PURSE]
TodayShiloh Hendrix, 36, was caught on camera last August hurling vile slurs at a black boy and a bystander.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (VPNgR)
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Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.
Does the court system pay mothers who have their children stranded at Day Care until after 10PM ? Or does she have to pay this new and uncontrolled expense out of her own pocket?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)
Jurors get reimbursed about 10-20 bucks a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)
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Eliminate the top 2% and your life would get very, very much worse in almost every way.
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LOL
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (DbmIv)
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Well, if employers value their businesses, there's an easy way to avoid it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Fascist.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (VPNgR)
240 Posted by: Go Ahead....Say It at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (LGdxD)
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Very edgy, bro.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (oqH4h)
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Does the court system pay mothers who have their children stranded at Day Care until after 10PM ? Or does she have to pay this new and uncontrolled expense out of her own pocket?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)
Unless it's some heartless judge she could probably get excused from jury duty.
But yeah, that does suck if it happens because I think jurors are paid minimum wage right?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)
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What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM
Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Peter's neighbor Lawrence at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (TbWk/)
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Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gKWVE)
Looks like AI
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (wGerL)
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