1 I don't see a lot of evidence that Le Pen will be better. She can almost not be worse though.

2 I think countries like France and England gave citizenship to conquered peoples. So i don't think it's as easy to kick out someone for not being "French" as it is for a true illegal alien or someone who committed fraud when applying for citizenship.

3 Le Pen Extends Presidential Polling Lead as France Slides Into Chaos

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"This is because you said that the 45% of Muslims who want to leave with your election are fully French and should stay. It's the only reason you're winning. If you win, you can only govern by being nice to Muslims and letting in more."
-French political consultant

4 Nooded.

5 Her economic philosophy is protectionist more than anything else

Well, that at least shows some self-preservation...

6 I still wonder if perhaps it is just too late for France? At some point the rioting becomes a revolt and the country is changed forever.

7 6 I still wonder if perhaps it is just too late for France? At some point the rioting becomes a revolt and the country is changed forever.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2026 11:01 AM (2WIwB)

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Bring on the Sixth Republic.

8
Waiting at the DPS.

Yay!

9 As long as the savages are dealt with in a brutal manner, I don't care what her policies end up being.

10 The Left here is going crazy regard to a story Wired magazine did on Lefties who moved to Europe after Trump was elected regretting their decision.

Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

11
unti they kick out all illegals they are doomed just like the USA.

After the illegals we have to go after those that don't want to live under our constitution as written.

12 10 The Left here is going crazy regard to a story Wired magazine did on Lefties who moved to Europe after Trump was elected regretting their decision.

Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 11:03 AM (Ti9vn)

Next time they should try the paradises of Cuba or North Korea...

13 Europe is very soon to be a non-western entity. They've crossed the Rubicon into totalitarianism. The only thing that needs to be decided is if it will be sharia or communism.

14 10 The Left here is going crazy regard to a story Wired magazine did on Lefties who moved to Europe after Trump was elected regretting their decision.

Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 11:03 AM (Ti9vn)

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I enjoyed living in Rome.

Standard of living was appreciably lower, the washing machine sucked, there was no dryer or AC.

But the bottom shelf pasta was better and I was living in Rome.

There are trade offs that I understood as a young man taking a gap year.

15 13 Europe is very soon to be a non-western entity. They've crossed the Rubicon into totalitarianism. The only thing that needs to be decided is if it will be sharia or communism.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 22, 2026 11:04 AM (g8Ew

The difference is between being lined up and shot and being lined up and beheaded...

16 >>I still wonder if perhaps it is just too late for France? At some point the rioting becomes a revolt and the country is changed forever.

So let me get this straight, if you cause enough chaos and unrest and anger at the government, even if it is only coming from a minority of the people, a country can be changed forever?

How about that.

17 Need a new Napoleon. A Neo-Napoleon, if you will.

18
Could be that Frances armed forces contain a significant number of Muslims which makes deportation and expulsion a dicey proposition
.

19 Whether it's LePen in France, the AfD in Germany or the Restore/Reform parties in England, it's all cut from the same cloth.
It's populism that's fed up with elites that show no interest in doing the things the majority of the public wants, treats them with contempt and has imported millions of "migrants" that will vote for the elites that allowed them in, gave them free housing, food and healthcare.
Sound familiar?

20 17 Need a new Napoleon. A Neo-Napoleon, if you will.

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:05 AM (ZxPkt)

And he might march on Russia!

21 The Left here is going crazy regard to a story Wired magazine did on Lefties who moved to Europe after Trump was elected regretting their decision.

Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

A lefty friend who moved to Europe for work is crashing out because he lost his job and has discovered welfare there is actually a lot more strict than in the US, at least for whites.

22
7 6 I still wonder if perhaps it is just too late for France? At some point the rioting becomes a revolt and the country is changed forever.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2026 11:01

I still think every country has their strong, quiet 30%. At some point, things get so bad and the house gets cleaned.

Look at me high on hopium....

23 Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

Posted by: polynikes

Here's what I find so funny. They claim how incredibly intelligent they are. They could have done some basic research online, reached out to expat communities, etc. and found out what life would be like.

24 Invading Russia is never a good strategy.

25 21 The Left here is going crazy regard to a story Wired magazine did on Lefties who moved to Europe after Trump was elected regretting their decision.

Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

A lefty friend who moved to Europe for work is crashing out because he lost his job and has discovered welfare there is actually a lot more strict than in the US, at least for whites.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 11:07 AM (2ocoG)

In Germany they might make him work at a whorehouse...

26 R. I. P. John Anderson.

He's now in heaven Just 'a Swinging. He was the Black Sheep after a Straight Tequila Night.

27 23 Their fantasies about Europe are just that . Fantasies.

Posted by: polynikes

Here's what I find so funny. They claim how incredibly intelligent they are. They could have done some basic research online, reached out to expat communities, etc. and found out what life would be like.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 22, 2026 11:08 AM (+4yJ5)

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"I read that England being the equivalent of the 51st poorest US state was wrong because they have the NHS. What else is there to know?"

28 We fart in your general direction!

Now go away, or we shall taunt you again!

29 Bring on the Sixth Republic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 11:02 AM (qGAQr)

France needs another Napoleon, but they’ll probably just get another Louis Napoleon.

30 I still wonder if perhaps it is just too late for France? At some point the rioting becomes a revolt and the country is changed forever.

So let me get this straight, if you cause enough chaos and unrest and anger at the government, even if it is only coming from a minority of the people, a country can be changed forever?

How about that.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 11:05 AM (viF8m)

Kinda sucks when one thinks about it. But there it is.

31 Invading Russia is never a good strategy.
Posted by: Don Black

It only works if you do it from the East, like the Mongols did.

32 Good news, everybody!

Macron Claims Images of Riots in France Are “Misinformation,” Muslims Not Involved

33 31 Invading Russia is never a good strategy.
Posted by: Don Black

It only works if you do it from the East, like the Mongols did.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

They were sent to kill the men, rape the women, and steal the sheep. They got it right sometimes.

34 "I read that England being the equivalent of the 51st poorest US state was wrong because they have the NHS. What else is there to know?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

Years back, I idly considering moving to another country. I made sure to check the expat sites that went out of their way to tell you about the bad points as much as the good ones.

Now as for the liberals who fled to Europe, I find myself wondering if they changed citizenship or kept being American while living overseas.

35 I can somewhat understand the hesitation because this sort of commie generated chaos is how Hitler got a foothold to come to power. But as noted, choose your poison.

36 The only way an American can successfully make the move to Europe is to have a fuck-ton of cash, enough to insulate one from the deprivations that Europeans accept as routine.

37 32 Good news, everybody!

Macron Claims Images of Riots in France Are “Misinformation,” Muslims Not Involved

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)

Ahem.

38 34 Now as for the liberals who fled to Europe, I find myself wondering if they changed citizenship or kept being American while living overseas.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 22, 2026 11:11 AM (+4yJ5)

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1. Most likely not.

2. It's only $450 per person. We should start a GoFundMe.

39 I don't see a lot of evidence that Le Pen will be better. She can almost not be worse though.

All theater. No politician doing politician things is going to even make a dent in the problem that has been with us since forever.

What is needed are well funded, very covert teams of Mitch Rapp types to go about black-bagging the financiers of this organized demolition of civilization.

Anything short of that is just mental masturbation.

40 I was worried England would become INGSOC but it will be INGMUSOC instead.

41 The ironclad evidence of a gay GOP senator is out!

It's Lindsay Graham!

Shocking!

He'll never win re-election now!

42 38
2. It's only $450 per person. We should start a GoFundMe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

OK, hear me out. A package deal where they renounce their citizenship and get a one way ticket to their chosen paradise. The GoFundMe will be flooded with donations.

43 >R. I. P. John Anderson.
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aw man
I like his song "Somebody Slap Me"

https://youtu.be/9QzqV28LdJ8

44 I'm getting ready to do lawns.
News check.

CBC - the gov't is giving Stelco 15 days to reverse layoffs or they go to court. Invest in Canada everybody!

Commercials elsewhere....

45 42 OK, hear me out. A package deal where they renounce their citizenship and get a one way ticket to their chosen paradise. The GoFundMe will be flooded with donations.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 22, 2026 11:14 AM (+4yJ5)

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I think (I haven't verified this) that if one renounces one's citizenship and then applies for deportation through CBPOne, the US government will pay for the ticket.

46 Invading Russia is never a good strategy.
Posted by: Don Black
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Menards graphic of Napoleon's army's strength to/from Russia, note that line width indicates troop strength:


https://shorturl.at/CcwWZ

47 Oh, I just looked it up. No, not eligible for the ticket through CBPOne.

Oh well.

48
Struck my blow for democracy just now. Voted straight No-Commie Twinks ticket.

49 43 >R. I. P. John Anderson.
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aw man
I like his song "Somebody Slap Me"

https://youtu.be/9QzqV28LdJ8

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:14 AM (ZxPkt)

For some reason that made me think of Harry Anderson, actor from "Night Court". Quite a few of the actors from that show are mort: Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, Markie Post...

50
MUNKEY

51 What's more than likely going to happen in France is that LePen and her party fall short of a majority and the other parties simply band together and freeze them out.

How do you say, we've been to this rodeo before, in French?

52 I'm an advocate for significant reparations with requirement to receive you have to relocate out of the States and renounce US citizenship. .

53 RN has a pretty comprehensive platform if you care to read it. I tried to translate some of this from French. For example;

Immigration & Sovereignty

Abolish "droit du sol" (automatic citizenship by birth in France)
Systematic expulsion of foreign criminals and illegal immigrants
Process asylum claims abroad (at embassies/consulates)
National preference in access to social benefits and public procurement
A €1,000 annual tax on employers hiring non-EU workers
Abolish family reunification and reform the AME (health coverage for undocumented migrants)
A referendum on immigration after the legislative elections
Suspend Schengen and reclaim national border control

France also is facing some very serious economic issues and the top related issues are costs and gas prices. To help one popular measure is reducing the VAT from 20% to 5.5.

54 For some reason that made me think of Harry Anderson, actor from "Night Court". Quite a few of the actors from that show are mort: Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, Markie Post...
Posted by: Malinformation and Disinformation

You left me out!

55 So let me get this straight, if you cause enough chaos and unrest and anger at the government, even if it is only coming from a minority of the people, a country can be changed forever?

Its easy to go from High Trust to Low Trust, just a few in-your-face betrayals and a constant stream of nihilistic black-pilling.

Moving from Low Trust to High Trust involves slaying your dragons, spiritual renewal and a complete ideological re-centering on transcendent moral authority.

That is why Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson, those who didn't fully believe in the Bible agreed with the other Founders that the "Exodus From Europe" away from the tyranny of Rome and Royalty was a recapitulation of the Hebrew Exodus from Egypt.

That is, America is a divine black swan, never to be repeated again.

56 How do you say, we've been to this rodeo before, in French?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2026 11:18 AM (XV/Pl)


Merde

57 >Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 11:16 AM (XeU6L)
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that's a helluva graphic
would like to see one for the Wehrmacht

58 For some reason that made me think of Harry Anderson, actor from "Night Court". Quite a few of the actors from that show are mort: Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, Markie Post...
Posted by: Malinformation and Disinformation

I thought it was John Anderson the presidential candidate, but he died in 2017.

59 I know it sounds bad, but Le Pen and her party can be best described as 'Nationalist Democratic Socialist'.

She is typical left-wing French when it comes to the welfare state, unions, protectionism, etc.

The only real issues NR departs from the left on is immigration and the EU. They will be slightly more fiscally conservative, mostly because they have no choice with the bond market revolting, but they will never go full blown American capitalism.

If Le Pen wins she will face the same kind of friction and resistance that Trump has faced, and who knows how that will work out in riot-prone France.

She may be end up as a band-aid on a limb that's about to be amputated.

60 only way an American can successfully make the move to Europe is to have a fuck-ton of cash"

Well, this hotel is very nice....

/American Tourist...er

61 that's a helluva graphic
would like to see one for the Wehrmacht
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:20 AM (ZxPkt)

It looks more like a fork .

62 Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
French journalist Paul Amar:

“They came prepared. They had the addresses of town halls. They had addresses of Jewish shop owners.

"In a street in Marseille, all businesses owned by Jews were set on fire. Businesses run by Muslims weren’t”

-
I guess the Jews won't budge on class size.

P.S. This was completely spontaneous.

63 >I thought it was John Anderson the presidential candidate, but he died in 2017.

Posted by: Bulg
----

my first Presidential vote
ah, yute

64 54 For some reason that made me think of Harry Anderson, actor from "Night Court". Quite a few of the actors from that show are mort: Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, Markie Post...
Posted by: Malinformation and Disinformation

You left me out!

Posted by: Selma Diamond at October 22, 2026 11:20 AM (EdP2u)

Selma Diamond in her younger years:
https://tinyurl.com/2x6nxywd

65 >>Posted by: Selma Diamond at October 22, 2026 11:20 AM (EdP2u)

Looked it up: 7 out of 12 main cast members are mort.

66 Quite a few of the actors from that show are mort:"

Hollywoodland in the 80s...cocaine is rough.

67 The Breast reduction did in Night Court.

68 Every day is Baghdad Bob Day

69 We fart in your general direction!

Now go away, or we shall taunt you again!

Posted by: French Elites at October 22, 2026 11:09 AM (0sNs1)

I can't find it back, and I don't have an X account, but sometime in the past week, an "academic" was trying to lecture Elon Musk on how his flying car ACKSHULLY wouldn't work because it used "just compressed air" or something. Elon posted back "I fart in your general direction" followed by a wind emoji. I laughed so hard...

70 The only thing Marine Le Pen can do is keep polishing that turd known as France.

Get it nice and shiny.

71 France had some good stuff

Brigitte Bardot
croissants
oral sex

72 My solutions are proven, and not country-specific, you know.

73
Roughly 40 minutes from entrance to exit at the DPS.

Eh, not bad for them.

74 France had some good stuff

Brigitte Bardot
croissants
oral sex
Posted by: Don Black

Bizet

75 What's "DPS?"

76 France had some good stuff

Brigitte Bardot
croissants
oral sex
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:26 AM

We wouldn't know about the last item.

77 Night Court was a very underrated show.

78 68 Every day is Baghdad Bob Day

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 11:24 AM (6vuXd)

Sideshow Bob > Bob Barker > Baghdad Bob

79 75 What's "DPS?"

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

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Diamondly Prurient Shadows

80 Spain is close behind France in shitting the bed. I don't want to see it happen to either but if it has to happen those are the two I'd pick since they really hate us.

81 Looked it up: 7 out of 12 main cast members are mort.
Posted by: Nazdar

Mel Torme, too.

82 Christmas on a cracker I didn't know Markie Post died but what's more I didn't know she was 70. When the hell did THAT happen.

83 Thx CBD.
By the standards of the US, both Le Pen and the AFD in Germany are socialists with stronger immigration policies. They aren't bright enough to realize that the cradle to grave welfare state helps attract the parasites. It will take an almost full scale civil war to change that, and I doubt that will happen

84 only way an American can successfully make the move to Europe is to have a fuck-ton of cash"

Well, this hotel is very nice....

/American Tourist...er
Posted by:



How to become a millionaire in Europe:

Start as a billionaire.

85
rance had some good stuff

Brigitte Bardot
croissants
oral sex
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:26 AM (ZxPkt)




Tempered by the French Mistakes:

Eating snails
Unshaven female armpits
Monthly baths, whether you need it or not

86 70 The only thing Marine Le Pen can do is keep polishing that turd known as France.

Get it nice and shiny.

Posted by: Bootblack at October 22, 2026 11:24 AM (8EQTH)

It's possible!

87 So let me get this straight, if you cause enough chaos and unrest and anger at the government, even if it is only coming from a minority of the people, a country can be changed forever?

How about that.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 11:05 AM (viF8m)

The Czar lowers his head and weeps.

88 I think (I haven't verified this) that if one renounces one's citizenship and then applies for deportation through CBPOne, the US government will pay for the ticket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That is kind of brilliant but I think (Legal disclaimer) you have to be in another country and renounce at the US Embassy.

89 Brigitte Bardot
croissants
oral sex
Posted by: Don Black

Hairy armpits
Hairy legs
Body odor
nauseating perfume to cover the stench.

90 75 What's "DPS?"

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

Department of Pubic Safety

91 America is a divine black swan, never to be repeated again.
Posted by: Community Notes

Mars wants a word.

92 I can somewhat understand the hesitation because this sort of commie generated chaos is how Hitler got a foothold to come to power. But as noted, choose your poison.

We should've dropped a third nuke on Moscow.

93 I thought it was John Anderson the presidential candidate, but he died in 2017.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)
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I thought it was Jon Anderson lead singer of Yes.

94
88 I think (I haven't verified this) that if one renounces one's citizenship and then applies for deportation through CBPOne, the US government will pay for the ticket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But you might end up in Burkina Faso.

95 82 Christmas on a cracker I didn't know Markie Post died but what's more I didn't know she was 70. When the hell did THAT happen.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 11:28 AM (ldlqW)

When she passed FIVE years ago...

96 Night Court couldn't keep a female bailiff alive.

97 88 I think (I haven't verified this) that if one renounces one's citizenship and then applies for deportation through CBPOne, the US government will pay for the ticket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That is kind of brilliant but I think (Legal disclaimer) you have to be in another country and renounce at the US Embassy.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 22, 2026 11:28 AM (+4yJ5)

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I looked it up. US citizens who renounce aren't eligible, probably for the reason you outline.

So, the GoFundMe will have to include funds for Spirit Air tickets to Mexico City and some cash for a rickshaw ride to the American embassy there.

98 Christmas on a cracker I didn't know Markie Post died but what's more I didn't know she was 70. When the hell did THAT happen.
Posted by: ...


November 4th, 2020.

She passed on August 7th, 2021

99 So, the GoFundMe will have to include funds for Spirit Air tickets to Mexico City and some cash for a rickshaw ride to the American embassy there.

A giant trebuchet would be cheaper. And more satisfying.

100 84 only way an American can successfully make the move to Europe is to have a fuck-ton of cash"

Well, this hotel is very nice....

/American Tourist...er
Posted by:

How to become a millionaire in Europe:

Start as a billionaire.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2026 11:28 AM (R9abx)

How to be a Billionaire in Europe: Start as Elon Musk, Trillionaire...

101
America is a divine black swan, never to be repeated again.
Posted by: Community Notes

Mars wants a word.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 11:29 AM (NnhvP)



That's why Elon is obsessed with Mars. Mars has.... women.

102 Markie Post still looked good as Elliot's mother on Scrubs.

103 Christmas on a cracker I didn't know Markie Post died but what's more I didn't know she was 70. When the hell did THAT happen.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 11:28 AM (ldlqW)

Hangin' out with Bubba Clinton can really age a woman.

104 Spain is close behind France in shitting the bed. I don't want to see it happen to either but if it has to happen those are the two I'd pick since they really hate us.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 11:27 AM


The entire european union is getting ever closer to $hitting the bed. germany was the last nation that was actually producing stuff and making money and propping up the EU. Now that they have decided to quit being a producing country and start running increasing annual deficits the EU is pretty well fvcked.

105 When she passed FIVE years ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 11:30 AM (l3cgK)

Yeah I just don't get how she was 70 five years ago. I thought she must have died young. I think some days and years have passed and I didn't notice.

106 I liked Markie's character on Night Court.

She had spunk.

107 A giant trebuchet would be cheaper. And more satisfying.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 11:31 AM

And yet, *some* people here continue to support catapults.

108 Tough to get a good read because the lefty media hate Le Pen and will lie about everything. "Extreme right wing" to this media is anyone to the right of Marx.

But Le Pen seems like a typical Euro socialist or socialist-adjacent right from Brussels central casting.

The one issue she diverges from Standard Approved Thought is on immigration. Maybe.

I have my doubts that if she is ever elected she'll be any different from what came before. Lotsa of these kinds of people talk a very good game, but once ensconced in power they give the finger to their voters.

109 Her and the black lady bailiff.

110 I said the EU would fail back when they created it and back then I knew nothing. Precious little more than I know today.

The worst part is it was likely designed to fail. So much to loot.

111 >>She had spunk.

I hate spunk.

112 I liked Markie's character on Night Court.

She had spunk.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 11:33 AM (6ydKt

And huge boobs. For awhile .

113 106 I liked Markie's character on Night Court.

She had spunk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 11:33 AM (6ydKt)

The Dan Fielding character certainly wanted to give her some...

114 Mars wants a word.

"The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the earth hath He given to the children of men." - Psalm 115:16

"For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; God Himself that formed the earth and made it; He hath established it, He created it not in vain, He formed it to be inhabited..." - Isaiah 45:18

115 40 I was worried England would become INGSOC but it will be INGMUSOC instead.

muzak > ingmusoc

116 Marx wasn't a real Marxist.

117 108 The one issue she diverges from Standard Approved Thought is on immigration. Maybe.

I have my doubts that if she is ever elected she'll be any different from what came before. Lotsa of these kinds of people talk a very good game, but once ensconced in power they give the finger to their voters.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

========

She also thinks that France is in good enough financial shape that they can lower the retirement age some more.

She's a nut, and she's already signaling that she won't do deportations.

118 That's why Elon is obsessed with Mars. Mars has.... women.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 11:31 AM

50% better women.

Assuming you like that sort of ... thing.

119 She had spunk.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I hate spunk.

120 16. So let me get this straight, if you cause enough chaos and unrest and anger at the government, even if it is only coming from a minority of the people, a country can be changed forever?

How about that.
Posted by: JackStraw

The 3.5% rule is a political science concept stating that when at least 3.5% of a country's population actively and nonviolently participates in a sustained resistance movement or peak protest event, the government is very likely to fall or meet the movement's core demands.

Formulated in 2013 by Harvard political scientist Dr. Erica Chenoweth, based on an analysis of 323 violent and nonviolent political campaigns between 1900 and 2006.

In the U.S. population, 3.5% translates to approximately 12 million people. Advocacy groups like the Center for American Progress are actively teaching the rule to demonstrate that resisting authoritarian policies doesn't require a majority vote, but rather a dedicated, highly organized minority.

The "Hands Off" and "No Kings" Movements: Mobilizations against administration policies—such as the massive "No Kings" rallies—explicitly cite the 3.5% metric as their ultimate organizing target.

Lots of AI Overview^

121 I have my doubts that if she is ever elected she'll be any different from what came before. Lotsa of these kinds of people talk a very good game, but once ensconced in power they give the finger to their voters.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

We know.
They've been doing it to us for decades.

The Europeans know it, too.
At least the UK and Italy does.
The UK voted for anybody who said "I'm going to reduce/stop immigration" and every time, they lied.

Italy voted for Meloni to stop the migrant flow and she started out strong and has really been mostly beaten into submission by Brussels since then.

122 Posted by: L - No nic... at October 22, 2026 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

See Vietnam anti-war protests .

123 97 So, the GoFundMe will have to include funds for Spirit Air tickets to Mexico City and some cash for a rickshaw ride to the American embassy there.

does spirit air fly helicopters?

*shifty eyes* asking for a friend

124 My father was in love with Markie Post and the chick from Murphy Brown.

No not Candace Bergen. He hated her almost as much as he hated Jane Slutcunt Fonda.

Corky. He loved his ditzy blondes. Her and the girl from Born Yesterday.

125 The "Hands Off" and "No Kings" Movements: Mobilizations against administration policies—such as the massive "No Kings" rallies—explicitly cite the 3.5% metric as their ultimate organizing target.

Lots of AI Overview^
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 22, 2026 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

Shooting starts at 3.4%

126 They have Le Pen and Le Phone.

127 They have Le Pen and Le Phone.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 22, 2026 11:39 AM (Cqx++)

Le Pencil

128 The 3.5% rule is a political science concept stating that when at least 3.5% of a country's population actively and nonviolently participates in a sustained resistance movement or peak protest event, the government is very likely to fall or meet the movement's core demands.

Posted by: L - No nic
________

This is Lenin's elite vanguard deviation from Marx.

129 But January 6th was the "darkest day in history". Meanwhile they literally plan to overthrow the government. Of course with a Democrat of most Republicans in charge, they don't have to.

130 No not Candace Bergen. He hated her almost as much as he hated Jane Slutcunt Fonda.

Corky. He loved his ditzy blondes. Her and the girl from Born Yesterday.
Posted by: ...

Faith Ford.

131 116 Marx wasn't a real Marxist.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 11:35 AM (ldlqW)

He was a broke, arrogant, asshole who lived off of his buddy Engels, the wealthy factory owner, and pawning everything he owned for beer money, while he encouraged every laborer in the world to revolt against the people he hanged out with every day.

And yet, hundreds of millions still believe his bullshit like he's a God.

132 Menards graphic of Napoleon's army's strength to/from Russia, note that line width indicates troop strength:


https://shorturl.at/CcwWZ

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 11:16 AM (XeU6L)

Holy schnikes, that's insane. I knew the retreat from Moscow was bad, but wow... I would have loved to have seen this graphic in my 8th grade Social Studies class. The PBS show we watched was decent, but lacked good maps and graphics.

133 Corky. He loved his ditzy blondes. Her and the girl from Born Yesterday.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 11:37 AM (ldlqW)

I don't like ditzy but I love the blonde detective on Psych.

134 127 They have Le Pen and Le Phone.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 22, 2026 11:39 AM (Cqx++)

Le Pencil
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 11:39 AM (Ti9vn)

Macron's wife has Le Penis.

135 Holy schnikes, that's insane. I knew the retreat from Moscow was bad, but wow... I would have loved to have seen this graphic in my 8th grade Social Studies class. The PBS show we watched was decent, but lacked good maps and graphics.

Posted by: pookysgirl still appreciates The Overture of 1812 at October 22, 2026 11:40 AM (Wt5PA)


It's a shame you didn't because that graphic has been around a long time and is quite famous as one of the first, and best, graphical representations of its kind.

136 >>the girl from Born Yesterday.

Judy Holliday? She played ditzy very well but was a very sharp cookie. See her in Bells Are Ringing.

137 But the bigger question: what's for lunch? And the answer: a resounding 'Aldi's frozen lasagna.' Can't stop it from sounding, over and over.

138 I don't understand the European left. There's this sense of superiority with them, but not the violent undertones that the American left exudes. I've met, known, a number of European leftists, Socialists. They've always taken, used whatever goods and services are here, but then in the next breath explain how it was better ---> over there.

Why'd you settle here then, I'd ask. They'd get insulted. Like they're entitled somehow.

139 Anyone from an Ivy league school should be refered to as; bullshit artist.
I now and have really for years see those schools as lower than community college.
They litterally burned any and all faith I may have had in them.
This also applies to any doctor of color. I can't trust your credentials. How do I know you didn't skate on your skin color.
Affirmative action has had the effect I predicted. Zero trust.

140 /off asshole sock

141 Zombie Ed Asner still hates spunk.

142 >>Formulated in 2013 by Harvard political scientist Dr. Erica Chenoweth, based on an analysis of 323 violent and nonviolent political campaigns between 1900 and 2006.

You mean the Dr. Erica Chenoweth that is a part of the current color revolution being run against us? That Dr. Erica Chenoweth?

143 Yes Judy Holliday and Faith Ford. The thing about ditzy is it doesn't always mean dumb.

Sandy from the book City Primeval is a great example. Then when they adapted and ruined it for TV, the actress played the character entirely straight. Which meant boring and uninteresting.

I think they were afraid to have a female character in 2021 seem "dumb". Idiots.

144 LOL.

I just got pushed a YouTube ad waving the bloody shirt and passing the hat for the poor put-upon Gazans. The organization is called UMMA (hahaha) and it's some Sudanese Mahdist political party you're donating to.

Way to keep it classy, Alphabet Corporation.

145 I don't think these opposition "protest" parties have a deep bench.
Experts are overrated, but governing can still be hard and there will be traps.
Also, many people are compromised or have hidden agendas; shouting loudly doesn't mean they are competent or clean. See Carlson and Owens.
Such issues were also visible during Trump's first term. His second term is almost a miracle, so far.

146 Hmmm. No news is good news I guess.

I heard barking and opened the door to check it out. This lady's beautiful dog was barking at my monkey statue.

Pictures....someday soon.

Nothing new on CNN. Data centers break GOP vote. We're doomed.

Omar on Fox.

147 Why'd you settle here then, I'd ask. They'd get insulted. Like they're entitled somehow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2026 11:44 AM (RORbl)


That's a problem with a lot of leftists, especially the normie followers.
They have no real clue about how things work and what socialism does to a culture and economy. They just know they have to go along to get along and nod along and cheer like everybody else.

So when you start to question them, if you start getting into specifics and why what they believe is totally impossible, the fight or flight response kicks in and they go the arrogant aristocrat route who is too good to lower themselves to debate with you.

Then they insult you, either out loud or in their heads.

148 But the bigger question: what's for lunch? And the answer: a resounding 'Aldi's frozen lasagna.' Can't stop it from sounding, over and over.

.
Posted by: gp

If there is one near you, check out Lidl. Same prices, better store brands. IMO

149 I think they were afraid to have a female character in 2021 seem "dumb". Idiots.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 11:47 AM (ldlqW)

That'd be Miss Oginistic. Only white hetero men are allowed to be stupid on TV nowadays...

150 I lost ten bucks betting on the Sudanese Mahdists vs Milanese Sadists game. Totally rigged.

151 Posted by: L - No nic... at October 22, 2026 11:36 AM (NFX2v)

See Vietnam anti-war protests .
Posted by: polynikes
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Once again, I tout the Moron-reccomended 'A Conservative History of the American Left', Flynn. It is a phenominal documentation of how the Left has infiltrated the American scene. Most interesting non-fiction I have read in a long time.
Amazon review: https://shorturl.at/d3yDI
Used copies available for as little as $5.00

152 150 I lost ten bucks betting on the Sudanese Mahdists vs Milanese Sadists game. Totally rigged.

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

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Ref is a sadist through and through.

Should have seen the rigging long before regulation started.

153 The biggest traction the Left ever got was Gay Obama. What a gift his teaspoon of melanin was to the commies.

154 It's a shame you didn't because that graphic has been around a long time and is quite famous as one of the first, and best, graphical representations of its kind.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 11:42 AM (6ydKt)

How do you collect an army of 10K? Start with over 420K and march on Russia...

155 "check out Lidl. Same prices, better store brands. IMO"

I shall!

156 What is needed are well funded, very covert teams of Mitch Rapp types to go about black-bagging the financiers of this organized demolition of civilization.

Anything short of that is just mental masturbation.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 22, 2026 11:12 AM (/TiS1)

I fully agree.

157 From Part 2 of the DataRepublican doc drop.

.....

>>It must be emphasized that the choice of a military-oriented organization to coordinate NGOs across domestic protests is an interesting one all in itself - especially in an umbrella conceived by a regime change expert like Chenoworth.

158 France is irredeemable. They have contributed nothing positive in more than century*. Their cleverness in foreign affairs gave us today's Iran.

* They did contribute the movie Amelie, which was charming.

159 142. You mean the Dr. Erica Chenoweth that is a part of the current color revolution being run against us? That Dr. Erica Chenoweth?
Posted by: JackStraw

I do. 😉

AI says, "While some critics or alternative media commentators may associate their academic work on civil resistance with foreign-backed political transitions (often referred to as "color revolutions"), Chenoweth’s actual research focuses on analyzing the historical data of past movements."

"Because Chenoweth directs the Nonviolent Action Lab—which studies how social science tools can support political transformations—their data is frequently studied by activists, community organizers, and political strategists worldwide."

It also references Pod Save America, June 15, 2025.

160
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161 Marx wasn't a real Marxist.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 11:35 AM (ldlqW)

He was a broke, arrogant, asshole who lived off of his buddy Engels, the wealthy factory owner, and pawning everything he owned for beer money, while he encouraged every laborer in the world to revolt against the people he hanged out with every day.

And yet, hundreds of millions still believe his bullshit like he's a God.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 11:40 AM (6ydKt)
______

I'll add that he was a filthy, disgusting slob even by the standards of the day. He never took a bath or cleaned his clothes or apartment. His skin was covered in rashes and lesions from all the dirt and grime on his body.

Truly a vile, repulsive man that shoulda died in a gutter behind a whorehouse before he published anything.

162 158 France is irredeemable. They have contributed nothing positive in more than century*. Their cleverness in foreign affairs gave us today's Iran.

* They did contribute the movie Amelie, which was charming.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2026 11:53 AM (bX16E)

You can't even get L'ortolan anymore.

163 NBC News:
High-ranking Virginia state Democrat charged in public corruption case
State Sen. L. Louise Lucas, 82, surrendered to authorities to face charges Thursday, the Justice Department said. She was charged along with a half dozen others including her daughters.

Enjoy!

164 So when you start to question them, if you start getting into specifics and why what they believe is totally impossible, the fight or flight response kicks in and they go the arrogant aristocrat route who is too good to lower themselves to debate with you.

Then they insult you, either out loud or in their heads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 11:48 AM (6ydKt)

A big cause is the way we’ve allowed our education system to decay into a parody of its former self. Education used to not just rote repetition and opinion, but training the young How to Think. What is rationality? What does it mean to think logically? What is the nature of cause and effect?

We’ve raised a generation (with some exceptions) that understands none of that. All they know is Feelz, and when things go wrong they act like infants in adult bodies.

165 I lost ten bucks betting on the Sudanese Mahdists vs Milanese Sadists game. Totally rigged.
Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)
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Ref is a sadist through and through.

Should have seen the rigging long before regulation started.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_________

Still, that ass interference call was bullshit.

166 160
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Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 11:54 AM (YSUhf)

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Maybe blacks don't like it:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2113291629343698986

"@TonerousHyus
Dallas County Texas Daily Black Vote Percentage. Modeled by Precinct level VAP

Crockett's revenge continues."

167 163 NBC News:
High-ranking Virginia state Democrat charged in public corruption case
State Sen. L. Louise Lucas, 82, surrendered to authorities to face charges Thursday, the Justice Department said. She was charged along with a half dozen others including her daughters.

Enjoy!

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 22, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

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It was her last chance at generational wealth.

168 Genuinely don't understand why France is worth an entire post on an American political blog.

They're cooked. Marine Le Pen isn't the answer. Everyone knows what the answer is, but nobody can say it out loud.

Perhaps if the French hadn't spent the last 70+ years being utter faggots to us after we did them the solid of kicking Adolf and the boys out in WWII, I'd muster up some more sympathy.

169 Bombshells be dropping everywhere lately.

>>@HansMahncke
·
4h
>>Wow. A huge thank you to John Solomon for unearthing the documents that prove once and for all that Andrii Telizhenko was viciously and unjustly targeted because they needed to protect Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 election.

>>@jsolomonReports
·
4h
>>NEW BOMBSHELL EVIDENCE OF FEDS’ BIDEN PROTECTION RACKET

170 Perhaps if the French hadn't spent the last 70+ years being utter faggots to us after we did them the solid of kicking Adolf and the boys out in WWII, I'd muster up some more sympathy.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 11:56 AM (oqH4h)

Did them a favor kicking them out? They let them fucking IN

171 I think Aldi creates its 'store brands' the same way Madrigal Electromotive creates its 'brands:' a bunch of German managers and food scientists brainstorming clever new ways to get people to purchase more sugar, salt and grease.

172 Be sure to vote....

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Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 11:54 AM (YSUhf)
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That video ... these are all flamingly gay theater kids, aren't they?

173 Le Pen is a leftwinger with a rational view on immigration, same as AfD in Germany.

That's the joke in the FNM nattering on about the rise of the far right.

174 I think one of the bigger problems today is Europe HASN'T drug the world into war in far to many generations.

175 * They did contribute the movie Amelie, which was charming.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2026 11:53 AM (bX16E)

And gay.

176 [Be sure to vote....

Cuz the Democrats are voting for this:


https://instapundit.com/830677/

The left is pretty open about wanting to kill anyone they don't like. Unfortunately even the "far right" like Trump doesn't do anything about this.

177 173 Le Pen is a leftwinger with a rational view on immigration, same as AfD in Germany.

That's the joke in the FNM nattering on about the rise of the far right.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)

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The Danish left completely undid the right-wing Danish People's Party about a decade ago.

How?

The Danish left went anti-immigration.

178 ...a bunch of German managers and food scientists brainstorming clever new ways to get people to purchase more sugar, salt and grease.

Add alcohol and I think you've got the Horde's Four Basic Food Groups.

179 174 I think one of the bigger problems today is Europe HASN'T drug the world into war in far to many generations.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 12:01 PM (Ae6Br)

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The French and Germans need to punch each other every generation or so.

Without that, they just end up punching themselves in the face.

180 World War 1 ruined Europe. Stupid nepo elites made it happen. Now Europe is tottering from the work of today's stupid nepo elites. Their thinking is based on two basic ideas...keeping any competition from removing them from the positions they inherited.. and a delusional self belief that they are brilliant and obviously able to control the savages they bring in to use against their citizens.

181 It's a shame you didn't because that graphic has been around a long time and is quite famous as one of the first, and best, graphical representations of its kind.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 11:42 AM (6ydKt)

I went to a small Christian school. We didn't even have the budget for shoestrings. But what we did have were teachers (like my mom) who loved passing on knowledge. It was more like a college than grade school, with all the lectures and note-taking. My 4th grade teacher passed away last month, and she's the one who taught us how to properly take notes.

182 126 They have Le Pen and Le Phone.

i'm right here, you know

183 Wow. A huge thank you to John Solomon for unearthing the documents that prove once and for all that Andrii Telizhenko was viciously and unjustly targeted because they needed to protect Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 election.

It does merit note of just how absurd Biden/Ukraine is.

A Ukrainian company with a history of corruption hired his skill-less son for a high paying do nothing job. Then when Ukraine's top prosecutor started looking at the company for fraud Biden called up Ukraine and threatened to take away their aid if they continued.

This is 100% proof of criminal conflict of interest. This isn't a scandal or a hint of maybe a crime occurring - this is as text book as a bribe will ever get in the real world

184

The American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) announced that it would no longer issue candidate endorsements or donate money directly to candidates.

185 Ya know, I'm sure Rubio's right, and nothing will happen at that football game.

But... two rival teams having a grudge match in a foreign country, and then having to work together to defeat the muslim insurgents who take over the stadium would be a kick ass movie.

186 World War 1 ruined Europe. Stupid nepo elites made it happen

All over colonies. Which were of negative value then and are now reverse colonizing their home countries in France, Britain and the rest.

187 Genuinely don't understand why France is worth an entire post on an American political blog.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 11:56 AM (oqH4h)

It's the Muslim caliphate, can't happen here, canary in the coal mine context.

It's been done several different ways and times, but it is relevant now as ever, given Mandami and the other invaders in Michigan and Minnesota.

188 It is almost comical how various politicians all independently came up with the idea of importing 3rd worlders to destroy their own country and give them votes and graft at the same time.

Because calling it a conspiracy is verboten or something

189 I like that Poland and Hungary are rapidly becoming more popular tourist destinations. They kept the vermin out and now they have safe cites with great architecture, things that attract people.

West Europe is doomed. They may slow or stop immigration like Denmark and Italy but I doubt they will ever have the will too deport the tens of millions necessary to turn things around. Ain't going to happen.

190 175 take any girl to see Amelie and you will get laid.

191 A Ukrainian company with a history of corruption hired his skill-less son for a high paying do nothing job. Then when Ukraine's top prosecutor started looking at the company for fraud Biden called up Ukraine and threatened to take away their aid if they continued.

This is 100% proof of criminal conflict of interest. This isn't a scandal or a hint of maybe a crime occurring - this is as text book as a bribe will ever get in the real world

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:05 PM (sKqQm)

They sold the office of the POTUS to a country that just a few years prior participated in an attempted coup in the US. They're as worthy of hanging as they come.

192 163 NBC News:
High-ranking Virginia state Democrat charged in public corruption case
State Sen. L. Louise Lucas, 82, surrendered to authorities to face charges Thursday, the Justice Department said. She was charged along with a half dozen others including her daughters.

Enjoy!
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 22, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)
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I read that in a Dr. Larry Erhardt voice.

193 World War 1 ruined Europe. Stupid nepo elites made it happen
-------

"Civilization ended in 1914" - Barbara Tuchman

194 Corky - Faith Ford. From Pineville LA.

I dated her best friend in college - her mother ran a clothing boutique in Pineville - old times...

195
"The thread died at 12:14" -- Mike Hammer

196 195
"The thread died at 12:14" -- Mike Hammer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

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Twas beauty that killed the thread.

197 What's the worst that could happen?

FOX 13 Seattle
@fox13seattle
A judge ordered a teenage suspect charged in the Bite of Seattle mass shooting released to home detention, overriding prosecutors' objections.
. . . .
Back in July, the unnamed minor offender fired indiscriminate shots into a food festival, killing three, injuring four more. Premeditated but with no known intent other than to cause chaos.

198

A new migrant caravan consisting of hundreds of Central American migrants departed southern Mexico on Tuesday, with some hoping Democratic victories in November's midterm elections could lead to changes in President Donald Trump's immigration enforcement policies.

The group, calling itself "Caravan Without Borders," departed Tapachula, near Mexico's border with Guatemala, with migrants seeking legal status in Mexico or opportunities to continue north toward the United States.

199 Per Breitbart-

Dolly Parton's sister Stella calls on Elon Musk to die.

200 198

A new migrant caravan consisting of hundreds of Central American migrants departed southern Mexico on Tuesday, with some hoping Democratic victories in November's midterm elections could lead to changes in President Donald Trump's immigration enforcement policies.

The group, calling itself "Caravan Without Borders," departed Tapachula, near Mexico's border with Guatemala, with migrants seeking legal status in Mexico or opportunities to continue north toward the United States.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 12:19 PM (Cqx++)

=====

I remember when they were thousands large.

And we didn't have Remain in Mexico as a policy.

201 Twas beauty that killed the thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful body.

202 29 Bring on the Sixth Republic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 11:02 AM (qGAQr)

France needs another Napoleon, but they’ll probably just get another Louis Napoleon.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Are you Serious? (jokerized)
They'll get another Jerry Lewis
-- like the comedian Z in Ukraine

That's the thing about Comedy, not everyone gets the joke.

LIB's What Price their Vision?

As wave after wave of Terror appear over the horizon as did so many luftwaffe during the battle of Britain, LIBs will challenge you to a debate as to whether you could possibly know their motive, or their targets -- and if you don't what good are you?

This is Normal.

203 >>A judge ordered a teenage suspect charged in the Bite of Seattle mass shooting released to home detention, overriding prosecutors' objections.

Of course, FOX 13 Seattle showed a nice big picture of the judge, with the judge's name.

/sarc

204 "Bite of Seattle"
Bite me, Seattle.
Seattle Bites.

205 popular tourist destinations.

-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vy2kqp4alg

206 "You make one joke about grape shot, and suddenly you're emperor of France."
-Napoleon, failed stand-up comic

207 This is 100% proof of criminal conflict of interest. This isn't a scandal or a hint of maybe a crime occurring - this is as text book as a bribe will ever get in the real world
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:05 PM

Nothing will happen.

208 https://is.gd/ilHlli

Eric Schwalm
@Schwalm5132
10 Persons of Interest You Need to Know Now
[Read The Whole Thing]


Includes Chenoweth's ugly mug.

I'm hoping for a November surprise from Trump...

209 >>This is 100% proof of criminal conflict of interest. This isn't a scandal or a hint of maybe a crime occurring - this is as text book as a bribe will ever get in the real world

Also proof that elections and governments can be stolen.

210 Any volunteers to go check under Ace's shelves?

211 "The thread died at 12:14" -- Mike Hammer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

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Twas beauty that killed the thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 12:17 PM

Quick, an emergency mention of Prometheus!

Clear!

PROMETHEUS!!

212 "EAGLE LEAKS
@EAGLELEAK1
·
20h
Commentary account
ABC News is crying "thousands of migrants are now stuck in Mexico with no idea what comes next" thanks to "Trump's border crackdown."

That's not our problem!"

213 >>> 209 >>This is 100% proof of criminal conflict of interest. This isn't a scandal or a hint of maybe a crime occurring - this is as text book as a bribe will ever get in the real world

Also proof that elections and governments can be stolen.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 12:24 PM (viF8m)

Only by Bad Orange Men!!!

214 Any volunteers to go check under Ace's shelves?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 12:25 PM

What could go wrong?

215
ABC News is crying "thousands of migrants are now stuck in Mexico

I hear it's beautiful this time of year.

216 Won't matter who wins if the whole country looks like Dresden in the meantime.

217 >ABC News is crying "thousands of migrants are now stuck in Mexico
----

kthnxbai

218 Dolly Parton's sister Stella calls on Elon Musk to die.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:19 PM (6vuXd)

She seems nice.

219 I have been outed!

220 219 I have been outed!

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, outed homosexual at October 22, 2026 12:28 PM (8EQTH)

=======

He'll never win re-election now.

221 Quick, an emergency mention of Prometheus!

Clear!

PROMETHEUS!!
Posted by: Dr. Thread Doctor at October 22, 2026 12:25 PM

Always a good idea!

222 with no known intent other than to cause chaos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 12:18 PM (ndZc7)

Ah so another leftard or muzzie

223 Boss is up.

224 I have been outed!
Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, outed homosexual at October 22, 2026 12:28 PM

Surprise, surprise.

225 nood

226 Stella,

There's a streetcar with your name on it.

227
[Kara] Swisher is known for wearing dark aviator sunglasses even while indoors, explaining "I have light sensitivity a little; I just don't like bright lights."

That is entirely in keeping with her status as an out and out dim bulb.

228 >>> 220 219 I have been outed!

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, outed homosexual at October 22, 2026 12:28 PM (8EQTH)

=======

He'll never win re-election now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 12:28 PM (qGAQr)

Oh, is *that* who the Young 'Tards outed?

What stunning surprise are they going to reveal next, that Sam Brinton really really enjoys wearing womens' clothing?

229 That's the thing about Comedy, not everyone gets the joke.




Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

230 NOOD

ILHAN ELMI, SOOOOOPER GENIUS

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The Morning Report — 10/22/26

Good morning kids. As the late great Rodney Dangerfield once quipped "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out," and that segues perfectly to in my opinion given everything that's happening in France, the most laughably ridiculous item of the day.

The country best known for its cuisine, its arrogance, and its readiness to surrender at the drop of a hat is scheduled to host a regular-season NFL game in Paris between the New Orleans Saints and the Pittsburgh Steelers. The game is still on for Sunday, October 25, in spite of the fact that the U.S. Embassy in France is warning Americans to avoid areas of unrest in the country.

The million-dollar question is, how do you avoid “unrest” if it decides to come to you? No doubt the orchestrators of the violence will know that disrupting an NFL football game in Paris will get the attention of America. With that in mind, you almost have to assume that the game already has the attention of the “mostly peaceful” violence planners. . . In the face of this, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell feels good about the security measures the league and the French government have in place for Sunday’s game. Of course, that doesn’t speak to the safety of every American fan who will be staying in the city but not under the same protection from armed guards as the players and coaches. You know, the paying customers who will have made the trip across the Atlantic for the game.

Hopefully those unlucky and stupid enough not to have cancelled their trip will be fortunate enough if all they encounter is a mostly peaceful hockey game breaking out or Muslim gang-raping on their way to the game.

And then we have the blathering of this emotionally disturbed yammering sewer rat:

On Tuesday, MS NOW’s The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell made the claim that “America lost the Cold War” due to President Trump’s recent diesel deal with Russia.  O’Donnell launched into his hunch that Trump “now has surrendered” to Vladimir Putin. Also in on the guesswork was foreign affairs analyst and Daily Beast columnist, David Rothkopf, who argued that the president has since gone soft on Russia, reversing all the progress from the Cold War with Trump “doing his bidding”

Funny but where was this douchebag when Jimmy Carter handed Iran over to the Mullahs, the Panama Canal over to Omar Torrijos and Zimbabwe over to Robert Mugabe while pressuring Israel to hand over chunks of its ancestral homeland to Islamic terrorists and on and on. And I'll bet he was as morose as Putin when the Berlin Wall fell and the Soviet Union collapsed, much like Bernie Sanders and his fellow travelers in the Democrat Party, who are now hell bent for leather to re-establish Soviet-style rule here in America while alternately scheming to pack or dismantle the Supreme Court, abolish the Senate and in truth the Constitution amendment by amendment in the name of justice and democracy!

And because of all of that and the platform of most if not all of the current crop of Democrat candidates running in the midterms and sadly a horrifyingly large percentage if not overwhelming majority of their voters... Perhaps O'Donnell's statement that "America Lost the Cold War" might be closer to the truth than he thought, and certainly not in the way he thinks. It is he and everyone like him who has nearly brought us to our knees, so thank you and fuck you Lawrence O'Donnell.

So you can "stop the hammering" ... and the sickle-ing!!!!

Even staunch Lefty Bill Ackman has had enough.

Bill Ackman used to be a reliable vote for the Democrats. Today? Not so much. During a recent appearance on a podcast, Ackman described the Democrat Party as crazy, radicalized, and anti-American.

It is near to impossible for the average voter not to notice what Ackman is describing here, especially with the rise of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA).

Good of Ackman to acknowledge this but whether he admits it or not, his party has always been this way, it's just that they did their best over the years to hide it and their totalitarian intentions, to varying degrees of success. Its record of destruction, dissolution and Anti-Americanism is well known, or at least used to be until successive generations of American school children were prevented from properly learning about it from an educational system that is now fully a Leftist brainwashing and propaganda machine.

“Reading, writing, arithmetic, and resistance? 

Students across the country have been taught to join the “resistance” against “settler colonialism” while being taught a sanitized view of Islamic jihad, a damning probe into major school districts revealed Wednesday. House Republicans released the findings of their investigation into multiple school districts after complaints of teachers pushing anti-Israel activism in the classroom.  Parents send their children to school to learn reading, writing, and math — not to be taught to hate Israel or embrace radical political causes. Yet that’s exactly the kind of material our investigation uncovered,” Education and Workforce Committee Chairman Tim Walberg (R-MI) told The Daily Wire. 

The report from the lawmakers focused on curriculum used at school districts in Philadelphia and Berkeley, where parents have complain

On these and all the other mostly depressing links, 70 by my count, I nevertheless bid you all to have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
• While the separation referendum got the most attention, there were nine others that cover a range of issues, from proposed Constitutional changes to health-care access. Those on immigration reform proved popular.
  Alberta, Canada, Referendum: No to Exit, Yes to Immigration Reform (suckers, Ottawa is going to fall on them like a hammer [and sickle] - jjs)

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
• “It details the group’s strategy to infiltrate ideologically, democratically — through nonviolent means — North American society to sabotage it from within.”
  Mamdani: El-Sayed’s Victory ‘of Critical Importance to’ New York City
  
• What’s happening in France is a preview of what’s coming to America if the Democratic Socialists of America have their way.
  I Walked Through A ‘Peaceful’ French Protest. Hours Later The Same Street Was On Fire.
  
• “I think the Democrat Party is in the worst place it’s ever been, in the 250-year history of the country”
  Investor Bill Ackman Says Democrat Party Has Become Crazy, Radicalized, Anti-American

  
  "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY

• According to one report by Milenio Diario, a daily print media company based in Mexico City, the group calling themselves “Caravan Without Borders” is estimated at more than 400 migrants. The bulk of the large group of migrants hails from Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, and Nicaragua. The group includes smaller numbers of Nicaraguan, Haitian, Venezuelan, and Cuban nationals.
  New Migrant Caravan Leaves Southern Mexico, Many Hoping for Democrat Win in Midterms (Squadron of A-10 Warthogs can shot a few holes in those delusions - jjs)
  
• “I want to mean something. I want to give something of myself to your country to say thank you for what you are doing for me."
  EXCLUSIVE: Afrikaner Refugees Land In America — And They’re Ready To Contribute
  
• The ringleader charged the illegal aliens between $38,000 and $40,000.
  DOJ Uncovers Alleged $6 Million Green Card Marriage Fraud Scheme in Massachusetts
  
• A policy advertised as protecting the innocent can instead shield the guilty, complicate law enforcement, and expose the innocent to greater danger.
  Sanctuary For Criminals, Danger For Everyone Else

  THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)

• . . .as American forces build up across the Middle East and the Pentagon quietly repositions troops amid fears of Iranian retaliation, according to reports Wednesday.
  Report: U.S., Israel Draft Plans for Renewed Iran Strikes After Midterms — ‘Short, Intense’ Operation

  ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY

• Al-Zabaq was part of a four-member Hamas terror cell that abducted the 22-year-old German-Israeli hostage. 
  Israel Eliminates Last Hamas Terrorist Who Abducted Shani Louk on October 7 

  OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS

• The socialist-Islamist alliance and the assault on Judeo-Christian civilization.
  War On The Jews Is War On The West

  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

• One of El-Sayed’s current donors blasted Egypt’s president who overthrew the Muslim Brotherhood as ‘a dog of the Jews’
  El-Sayed’s Fellow Muslim Brotherhood Supporters, Who Signed Letter With Him Urging Brotherhood To ‘Purge’ the Media and Police, Have Poured Thousands Into His Campaign
  
• Arab women should avoid procreating with white men, Abdul El-Sayed said in a resurfaced academic paper.
  El-Sayed Published ‘Eugenic’ Paper Warning Arab Women Not to Procreate With Non-Arab Men
  
• Halima Salman, now 27, has been painted by Brooklyn federal prosecutors as an ISIS-trained machine gun-toting wannabe killer.
  Bride and doom NYC native became ISIS bride at just 18 — and is now first woman to face US trial as member of terror group

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

• Minnesota requires the provider of the booty bumping kits to also give junkies voter registration materials
  Peggy Flanagan and Tim Walz Steered Millions To Pay for Disgusting ‘Booty Bumping’ Kits that Help Junkies Take Drugs Through ‘the Rectum’
  
• Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the results of the interagency crackdown. As expected, the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) is rife with fraud, and you and I are working hard paying taxes so that tens of thousands, if not millions, of fraudsters can live comfortably or even luxuriously on money they did not earn.
  Feds Say $42 Million in SNAP Fraud Could Have Fed 220,000 Americans for a Month
  
• The state’s high-speed rail project sunk more than $677 million on environmental paperwork, benefiting well-connected contractors.
  California’s Bullet Train Boondoggle

  FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

• A fabricated polling firm gained credibility with major media outlets, and its polls likely contributed to Mallory McMorrow’s exit from the Michigan Senate race.
  FCC Warns Broadcasters Against Airing Fake Polls After Pollster Admits Fabricating Data
  
• To defend a leftist politician who spoke in front of an upside-down American flag, Axios published a fake fact check claiming the video was “doctored” by AI and that, in reality, the flag was right side up.
  Axios Uses Fake AI Image to Run Damage Control for Somali Politician Who Spoke Next to Upside-Down Flag
  
• On Tuesday, MS NOW’s The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell made the claim that “America lost the Cold War” due to President Trump’s recent diesel deal with Russia. 
  O’Donnell launched into his hunch that Trump “now has surrendered” to Vladimir Putin.
  MS NOW’s O’Donnell Claims U.S. Lost Cold War, Touts Trump-Russia Conspiracy (Considering what the Dems have done since '45, he may be right - jjs)
  
• It’s amusing and infuriating to see the party that once claimed “no one is above the law” now having to explain why its own members should be above the law.
  CNN Leftists Melt Down When Facts Undercut Their Defense of BRO-FO Omar
  
• It’s easy to take free speech for granted when it’s all you’ve known as an American. (cancel culture and the Democrats notwithstanding - jjs)
  Hare brain Brits A UK teen made fun of a local politician. Then police showed up at his door.
  
• NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell feels good about the security measures the league and the French government have in place for Sunday’s game. Of course, that doesn’t speak to the safety of every American fan who will be staying in the city but not under the same protection from armed guards as the players and coaches. You know, the paying customers who will have made the trip across the Atlantic for the game.
  Riots Across France Scare Off American Media Covering Sunday’s NFL Game in Paris
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• “This ruling, and the Attorney General’s approach to this enforcement, makes it all but impossible to do business in the state of New Mexico."
  Judge Orders Meta To Pay Blue State Billions, Empowers Democrat To Reinstate Censorship Regime
  
• OpenAI’s infiltration by a suspected Saudi Arabian spy is a huge wake-up call about who is trying to steal our most valuable assets. If Bill Gates and the doomerists are right and AI could kill billions of people, shouldn’t we be demanding tighter security and oversight than we did during the Manhattan Project? And should protecting technology that could determine America’s future fall to the companies alone? 
  Data stolen from AI companies could alter the course of history — they urgently need top security vetting against spies

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID

• The move shows that the Trump administration believes it must cushion the costs passed onto American producers by the ongoing Iran war. By implementing measures to lower costs, American farmers can pass savings on to American consumers while simultaneously protecting their own livelihoods.
  Trump is Pivoting Back to Economic Nationalism Ahead of the Midterms.
  
• Global diesel prices depend on global supply and demand - a concept that doesn't translate into Democrat talking points.
  The Oil Paradox
  
• "Why work hard today to save for future generations if the government’s just going to confiscate it?”
  The Tax Pitch That Could Spell The ‘End Of America’

  SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

• The Oversight Project argues California courts overstepped their jurisdiction in disbarring Trump attorney John Eastman.
  SCOTUS Can Strike Major Blow Against Dems’ Barfare Campaign To Punish Trump Allies

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM

• Talarico has sought to show he supports Texas's energy industry, but his past suggests otherwise
  Unearthed Interview: James Talarico Sought To Punish Texas Oil Industry by Spiking $1 Billion Tax Exemption as He Rolled Out Texas 'Green New Deal'

  CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

• Justine Olderman, who now makes $225,000 to manage the Office of Criminal Justice, called for reparations for the Bronx
  Mamdani's New Criminal Justice Czar Called for 'Abolishing the Police,' Accused Cops of 'Enforcing White Supremacy,' Demanded 'Reparations,' Deleted Comments Reveal
  
• A court filing signed by Doe's attorney, Thomas Giuffra, on Tuesday effectively removed Orazio Petito from the suit.
  Cornell 7 Case Takes New Turn As Accuser Admits She Had The Wrong Guy
  
• A solution to the problem of prison costs.
  Prison For Pennies On The Dollar

  EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT

• Lawmakers found districts whitewashing Islamic radicalism while pushing leftist activism.
  From The ABCs To Jihad? Probe Blows Lid Off What Schools Are Teaching Your Kids
  
• Antisemitic incidents in K-12 schools increased by 135 percent in 2023, according to the Committee on Education and Workforce report
  Berkeley Public Schools Raised Money for Group With 'Fiscal and Personnel Ties' to 'Palestinian' Terror Outfit, House Report Finds

  SECOND AMENDMENT

• . . . Bloomberg is spending tens of millions in an effort to secure a Democrat majority in the House.
  Gun Control Billionaire Mike Bloomberg Dumps $80 Million into Democrat Coffers for Midterms (Mister we could us a Mangione of our own - jjs)

  THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH

• Incredible.
  LA County Clerk Says It Has No Way to Verify Citizenship of 5 Million Voters
  
• Now, the election officials in that most populous county in the country in the most populous state in the union admit their voter rolls are a complete mess. And they like it that way. They don't want to know if their voters are illegally voting, even though it ruins the sanctity of elections and tramples the rights of U.S. citizens.
  L.A. County Won't Lift a Finger to Address Its Entrenched Illegitimate Voting System
  
• Mullin . . . explained that “malicious actors could potentially compromise election infrastructure at any stage of the supply chain, even before the machines are assembled or deployed. If a component is tampered with during manufacturing, it could serve as a point-of-entry for hackers, allowing for the possibility of synchronized attacks across multiple machines and jurisdictions.”
  Midterms Integrity Threat: DHS Warns Voting Machines Contain Components Made in China.
  
• The RNC and the North Carolina GOP stopped a last-minute attempt by left-wingers to water down election safeguards.
  GOP Foils Dems’ Election Integrity Shenanigans In North Carolina
  
• ...The charges come amid an ongoing legacy media campaign to undermine enforcement of voting laws, in part by claiming noncitizen voting rarely or never occurs.
  Indiana AG: Illegal Alien Voted In 4 Federal Elections
  
• Election officials control the evidence, obstruct scrutiny, and leave voters with little recourse.
  The 2026 Midterms: The Casino Is Still Rigged

  DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY

• "U.S. service men and women will be killed."
  New ‘National Security Risk’ Warning Over Michigan Dem El-Sayed
  
• The undercover reporter responded to the shocking claim by noting that he believes such contributions would violate federal campaign finance laws. Beckwith, who is described by the O’Keefe Media Group as a regional field organizer for the Michigan Democrat Party, agreed. 
  Democrat organizer fired after alleging Abdul El-Sayed is taking foreign money in Michigan Senate race: report
  * * * * *

• "We’re not going to be intimidated, we’re not going to be silenced."
  WATCH: BRO-FO Omar’s Tear-Filled Plea For Cash As Feds Zero In On Suspicious Details
  
• Miranda Devine:Railing against the “appalling” investigation, Obama claimed Omar was “a law-abiding elected official” targeted because she “has dared to criticize” President Trump.
  Dems know BRO-FO Omar is in deep trouble — that’s why they had Obama parachute in
  
• The Post’s new revelation regarding Elmi’s petition to remove conditions on his residency adds a compelling new piece of evidence to this potential scandal.
  Washington Post Accidentally Reveals More Evidence Implicating BRO-FO Omar In Fraud

  POLITICS

• Wedgewood Polls posted on X Tuesday night that it fabricated its data throughout the 2026 election cycle, claiming it was done as a “social experiment” intended to spark reform of the industry.
  Polling Firm Admits to Fake Data, Says It Was ‘Social Experiment’
  
• “Well, I’ll tell you this — he’s a very talented person, and he’s a very good person, but we’ve literally, I don’t think we’ve ever talked about it,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office on Tuesday:
  Trump: It’s Too ‘Early’ to Endorse Vance for Potential 2028 Presidential Run
  
• The far-Left Democrat also wants to restore the security system that failed to catch the 9/11 hijackers.
  Mike Rogers Breaks Down El-Sayed With Rapid-Fire List Of Lies At Debate
  
• If I were down by double digits, maybe I’d reconsider. But according to polling averages, Vivek Ramaswamy is only trailing by 3.4 points. And besides, Ohio tilts Republican anyway, which is probably why — even in polls where he’s losing — voters still think he’s going to win.
  Vivek Ramaswamy Risks Everything on the ‘Mom’ Ad. Will It Work?
  
• The Golden State has the worst lawmakers imaginable.
  Note To The Rest Of The Country: Please Don’t Vote Like California
  
• So what has voters, including the swing-vote independents, most worried? The answer is plenty, as it turns out, but one thing stands out: The economy.
  Dems Hold Slim Lead Over GOP In Midterm Vote, But Can They Keep It? I&I/TIPP Poll
  
• If Americans want to return the country to its foundational roots, it’s going to require a greater focus on the governments closest to them.
  Republicans Can’t Afford To Forget State Races In High-Stakes Midterms
  
• Socialists have a larger presence on Chicago’s city council than on that of any other large American city.
  Second-City Socialism

  FRANCE IS BURNING

• An assessment produced by the French intel community has found that there are around 5,000 people within “radical violent groups on the fringes of the democratic and republican sphere” who are behind most of the violence seen in the recent riots. The report identified three “ideologically distinct groups”: Antifa, the most numerous; insurrectionary “anarcho-autonomists”; and anarchists, which are identified as being the oldest group.
  Far-Left Antifa Groups at Forefront of Violent Riots, French Intelligence Report Finds
  
• Pfft... Hat tip to commenter Don Black - jjs
  During National Address to France President Macron Says He "Doesn't Know What is Going On" but He's Sure President Trump is to Blame
  
• The French presidential system uses a two-round system. In the first round, all candidates from all parties are allowed to run. If no candidate secures more than 50 percent of the vote in the first round, the two most popular candidates are advanced to the second round in a head-to-head.
  DATA: Le Pen Extends Presidential Polling Lead as France Slides Into Chaos.
  
• “This is the hour of doom.”
  Stand, Men of the West

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

  
  

• "Prepare a will. Establish a proof of life protocol with your loved ones."
  State Dept. tells Americans traveling to Kenya to 'prepare a will' in threat advisory
  
• From the streets of Paris to the capital of Albania, Europe is once again witnessing political violence under the banner of democracy.
  The Radical Left’s War On The West: From Tirana To Paris
  
• In Prague as in Washington, elected leaders are challenging security establishments that have grown accustomed to operating without accountability.
  Reining in the National Security Establishment – Euro Edition
  
• The E.U.'s high-profile embarrassments chip away at the stature and moral authority of Brussels, vindicating the U.S. and Israel.
  The Globalist Corruption Handing Trump And Netanyahu A Major Win

  THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"

• “Yes, if we, right now, have to freeze, and I think this is [a] real way to end this war.”
  Zelensky says he would agree to freezing current borders to end war

  DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

• Six cases of deliberate poisonings form a troubling pattern.
  Chinese Scientists Keep Poisoning People in North America

  ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY

• ...The power conversion unit that will turn the reactor’s heat into electrical power.
  Commercial company to build power conversion module for NASA’s Mars SkyFall nuclear propulsion mission
  
• On Oct. 16, 2021, NASA’s Lucy spacecraft began its journey to the never-before-explored Jupiter Trojan asteroids with a picturesque early morning launch. Now less than a year away from the first-ever closeup of a Trojan, the Southwest Research Institute-led mission has already made several remarkable findings during its first five years. 
  Asteroid probe Lucy marks five years since launch

  FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

• The Supreme Court ruled against the Trump admin in a dispute over transgender procedures for prisoners.
  Trump Admin Vows To Keep Fighting For ‘Biological Reality’ After Supreme Court Setback

  CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE

• American culture has become addicted to black pilling. Americans have become systematically inclined to emotionally and mentally surrender when they see negative odds and treat them as a certainty. 
  Black Pill Society
  
• Christian Toto: Dana Carvey, Kenan Thompson share wildly different takes on GillisGate
  Classic ‘SNL’ vs. Today’s Cast Captures Show’s Shocking Decline

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