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Food Thread: We Will Just Muddle Along...

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Well, a few days ago it was 103 degrees outside, and as an accommodation to the warmth I decided to have a Gin & Tonic as opposed to a Manhattan (stirred, you animals!) or a Martini, or an Old Fashioned.

But a typical G&T out of a bar gun is a crap drink. The tonic is too sweet, the lime is an afterthought, and it's mostly ice.

So...a good G&T requires a half a lime muddled on the bottom of the glass to get some of that delicious oil out of the skin and into the drink! Yes, they are monoterpenes (and some other stuff)...why do you ask?

And then no more than two parts tonic to one part gin. The name of the drink starts with "GIN!" It should taste of it.

And for f*ck's sake, use a fresh bottle of tonic. There is nothing worse than flat tonic water in a G&T.

Put it in a glass with some ice, but not a huge amount. Diluted G&Ts are sad and painful reflections of what the drink can be.

What? NO...I am not obsessive-compulsive!

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30 Popular Recipes of the 1970s That Deserve a Comeback

That is Misanthropic Humanitarian's weekly trolling. Although, to be fair, there are some dishes that don't look too bad at all!

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I had an impromptu Bourbon tasting this afternoon with some friends who stopped by...thus the abbreviated Food Thread. They brought a couple of bottles to taste, and the Old Ezra 7 Year was my favorite! Just delicious. Just enough proof to make it an adult drink, with some lovely and complex aromas followed by a delightfully smooth mouth feel. There was a delicate hint of sweetness, but definitely not enough to interest your kids. And that's good, because this stuff is nowhere to be found around here, so I will have to hunt for it, because it is definitely worth some legwork!

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A friend of my MiL made these for our Independence Day get-together. She is obviously a professional baker, and these were absolutely delicious, as well as looking spectacular! She uses a lot of butter cream rather than fondant, so the icing isn't quite as sweet as is typical. Wow, they were great!

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I hope all of you had successful food experiences yesterday, no matter what you ate. A massive Independence Day barbecue, or a quiet meal of microwave burritos eaten over the sink...it's all good!

America...Happy 250th Birthday!

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The garlic is harvested! And it looks...well...sigh. Send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.

The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!

Posted by: CBD at 04:05 PM




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1 Food fight

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

2 I like a half-ounce of Rose's Lime Juice in my G & T, for the prevention of scurvy.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 05, 2026 04:07 PM (Ft5W9)

3 BLT soon, something not overly hot

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)

4
Black cherry float. Good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 04:08 PM (O0L8i)

5 Ask your bartender if Monoterpene is right for you.

Posted by: Big Tonic at July 05, 2026 04:09 PM (2Ez/1)

6 Hello Foodsters

A friend brought a bottle of Willets Bourbon to the fireworks show last night. I’m not a bourbon guy but it was tasty. I have no idea what it costs.

Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 05, 2026 04:09 PM (Wejm4)

7 > 2 I like a half-ounce of Rose's Lime Juice in my G & T, for the prevention of scurvy.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 05, 2026 04:07 PM (Ft5W9)

I carry a flask of whisky as a remedy for snake bite.

I also carry a snake.

Posted by: W.C. Fields at July 05, 2026 04:11 PM (IG3/x)

8 Ate very American yesterday. Carne asada burrito and Modelo beer.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 04:12 PM (Kt19C)

9 Thanks for the reminder, CBD. I need to stock up on limes and tonic water.

Heck, I better check on the gin sitch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 04:13 PM (kpS4V)

10 Given the discussions re heat, humidity, and mosquitoes, gin is a prudent premptive medicinal.

Posted by: Malaria at July 05, 2026 04:13 PM (XeU6L)

11 Boy howdy I had a nice steak yesterday. Lovely slab of top sirloin. 30 minutes in a 400F oven, then a fast hot sear in the iron skillet. Perfectamundo!

Posted by: Savage Henry at July 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ZxPkt)

12 Ahhhh food thread - Sunday greatness. Thanks CBD and foodies. Bacon and breakfast potato skillet x 2 this weekend. Sourdough burger buns. And Bacardi - it is food too.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2026 04:15 PM (41CYW)

13 WOW - Norway saved the penalty kick!

On food news, we're heading out to eat to celebrate the holiday, so heading out in a few...

Most fun thing made this week was a crustless pumpkin pie/flan. 1/2 a pumpkin pie filling can, extra cinnamon and nutmeg, 4 eggs, and 2/3 can of coconut cream (and a TB of two of maple syrup). Baked for 40 minutes at 350. Cooled at room temp and then fridge. Came out great - even gave it to the unexpected young adult male guest on top of my crew. He was wowed...then I had to tell him it would never be the same again b/c I don't measure and I change things up by taste, even baking...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)

14 Terpenes are a large and diverse class of natural products with the general formula (C5Hn, where n ≥ 2. They serve as crucial biosynthetic building blocks in many organisms, particularly plants.

Terpenes are classified by the number of carbons: monoterpenes (C10), sesquiterpenes (C15), diterpenes (C20), as examples. The terpene alpha-pinene is a major component of turpentine, a common solvent.

Comprising more than 30,000 compounds, these unsaturated hydrocarbons are produced predominantly by plants, particularly conifers. In plants, terpenes and terpenoids are important mediators of ecological interactions, while some insects use some terpenes as a form of defense. Other functions of terpenoids include cell growth modulation and plant elongation, light harvesting and photoprotection, and membrane permeability and fluidity control.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 05, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

15 I saw a youtube video of a thing called "Ground beef stew." At my age, I do find ground beef preferable to chuck roast. Ground beef digests easily. So, that I want I have on the stove now.

I prefer a meatloaf to a pot roast. It's just easier on my tummy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 04:17 PM (qFwJc)

16 (C5Hn = ( C5H8 )n

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 05, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

17 ...a Manhattan (stirred, you animals!)

Not being an aficionado of drinks with more than one ingredient, does that make an actual detectable difference? Have you ever double blind tested it?

My discovery this week was the existence of a Trader Joe's branded single malt scotch. The 12 year old was about $35 and the 18 was about $70. For seventy bucks, I can buy a scotch that I know I will like but thirty-five seems worth taking a shot. Result: meh. I won't pour it out but I won't buy it again.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 04:19 PM (vTZFs)

18 Burger cupcake is great! That looks like a lot of work.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 04:19 PM (h7ZuX)

19 Thinking of a pre dinner scotch

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

20 Hmm...a muddled drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCuqDrhJIqA

Yeah, she's a mite annoying, but this is a really refreshing summer cocktail.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 04:23 PM (Wnv9h)

21 Been enjoying pre dinner bourbon.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 04:24 PM (qFwJc)

22 Good for malaria too!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 05, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

23
I have a hypothesis that soda tastes better from a glass bottle than from an aluminum can.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 04:25 PM (O0L8i)

24 That is Misanthropic Humanitarian's weekly trolling.

Weekly trolling???? MisHum would never even *think* of trolling you, CBD. How could you think such a thing?

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2026 04:26 PM (0sNs1)

25 *puts on hat*
*Drinks a bourbon aged 4 to 7 years*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at July 05, 2026 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

26 There was rhubarb at the store Friday morning. Only $5 a pound! I bought all that weren’t rotten. When I was growing up it was something neighbors tried to donate to neighbors; as a kid I never minded the summers of rhubarb pie, bread, cake, and crumble. Oddly, my mom never made rhubarb jams or jellies.

Nor did she ever make rhubarb sherbet, which is what I used those four cups after chopping for.

4 cups cubed raw rhubarb; simmer in 1 cup water until tender; it will result in about 2 cups softened rhubarb, especially if you forget about it on the stove until the water is gone like I did.
1 cup sugar boiled with 1 cup water for about five minutes to make a syrup, and add ½ cup corn syrup
¼ cup orange juice
¼ cup pineapple juice
2 tbsp lemon juice
2 egg whites
2 tbsp sugar

Mix the pulp with the syrup and the fruit juices. Chill.

Beat the egg whites, slowing adding the sugar, to soft peaks and fold into the chilled fruit. Freeze for a few hours until it’s half-frozen, then beat with a wooden spoon until smooth and probably better mixed than when you tried to fold egg white into fruit juice.

Freeze completely. Very refreshing, especially on a hot July 4.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 05, 2026 04:32 PM (kYmoU)

27 I bought cherries today. I will be canning them for the rest of the day. 20 lbs is a lot of cherries.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 04:33 PM (rbvCR)

28 Excessive consumption of monoterpenes has been know to induce a predilection for wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 05, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)

29 OMG I HAVE NO GIN.

You're doing the Lord's work, Dildo.

I'll probably get my usual brand, Death's Door. Very botanical. Anybody ever try Drumshanbo Gunpowder Italian Fig and Laurel Gin, in the violet bottle? I'm intrigued.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 04:34 PM (kpS4V)

30 Hampster ham. Tiny but good.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 04:36 PM (Kt19C)

31 I bought cherries today. I will be canning them for the rest of the day. 20 lbs is a lot of cherries.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 04:33 PM


Tell us your life today is the pits, without telling us. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

32 While watching an old "Thin Man" movie I heard that the perfect Manhattan has to be shaken to the tempo of a foxtrot.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 04:40 PM (afJtY)

33 Started with, now ending with Blues Brothers, haven't seen this in decades

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

34 Terpenoids?

Avoid the noid.

Posted by: Domino's at July 05, 2026 04:44 PM (2Ez/1)

35 Anybody ever try Drumshanbo Gunpowder Italian Fig and Laurel Gin, in the violet bottle? I'm intrigued.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 04:34 PM (kpS4V)


I love their bottles! They look great, which of course means that the gin inside is tasty!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 04:44 PM (l4RKn)

36 While watching an old "Thin Man" movie I heard that the perfect Manhattan has to be shaken to the tempo of a foxtrot.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 04:40 PM


"But a dry martini you always shake to waltz time."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 04:44 PM (Wnv9h)

37 RMBS, thank you for remembering the rest of it !

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 04:45 PM (afJtY)

38
I bought cherries today. I will be canning them for the rest of the day. 20 lbs is a lot of cherries.
Posted by: Kindltot

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Where did you get them? I bought Washington! Cherries!!! at the local supermarket and wound up throwing 3/4 of them away, having suffered through the first 1/4 to confirm they really were that flavorless and sour. And I know the difference between tart and sour.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:46 PM (mmrXZ)

39 Comedienne Arynne Wexler on pit bulls and Muslims:

https://tinyurl.com/2sd4df5e

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 04:46 PM (kpS4V)

40 At our Independence Day celebration there were some food trucks. Wife and shared a Peruvian roasted chicken with rice. Peruvian food is excellent, as it has a bit of Japanese influence. I finished it cold from the fridge this morning for breakfast.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 04:46 PM (0aYVJ)

41 I love their bottles! They look great, which of course means that the gin inside is tasty!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 04:44 PM (l4RKn)

Last time I was in a liquor store (several months ago) I saw this new (to me) brand of whiskey that had labels that looked like old pulp superhero/horror movie posters. Very cool.

Bet the stuff tasted like crap but I wanted that bottle. Not at that price point though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 05, 2026 04:48 PM (zZu0s)

42 I bought Washington! Cherries!!! at the local supermarket...

Are "Colorado cherries" something new? I noticed them at the grocery a couple of weeks ago. They just look like regular ol' Bings to me.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 04:49 PM (vTZFs)

43 RMBS, thank you for remembering the rest of it !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 04:45 PM


It's a favorite.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Wnv9h)

44 That's not chicken.

Posted by: The Hampsters at July 05, 2026 04:50 PM (MWfyi)

45 Where did you get them? I bought Washington! Cherries!!! at the local supermarket and wound up throwing 3/4 of them away, having suffered through the first 1/4 to confirm they really were that flavorless and sour. And I know the difference between tart and sour.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The last cherries I bought from Krogers were sweet and very flavorful.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 04:50 PM (lJ0H4)

46 Started with, now ending with Blues Brothers, haven't seen this in decades

One of my favorite movies, even the poorly-assembled “director’s” cut. When I bought a VCR back in about 1986, it was one of three movies I bought on VHS.

One of the first movies—possibly the first movie—that I saw in a movie theater was Animal House. I’ve had a knee-jerk enjoyment of John Belushi movies ever since.

Not sure why I (or my dad) chose Animal House; it may not have been a choice. The movie might have been a reward for good grades or something, and it could well have been the only movie playing at our small-town theater.

“You don’t need to tell your mom about some of those scenes.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 05, 2026 04:50 PM (kYmoU)

47 I tried an 'English Muffin' bread recipe this week, I like it a lot. I live on toast, and this makes a very good toast. Surprisingly good as a sandwich bread also.
Quick, yeast bread, no knead, includes milk, under two hours from jeez I'm out of bread to taking it out of the oven, and recipe scales well to one loaf and proof your yeast. Don't have the link but it was by Taste of Home, or Taste of something or other, and English Muffin bread was the search term.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 05, 2026 04:51 PM (sl73Y)

48 Frozen pizza last night. Had to go into work early. Don’t judge.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 04:54 PM (4g5V+)

49 I'm making coconut shrimp for the first time, so we'll see how that goes. It can't be any worse than the wallpaper paste flavor of the premade stuff.


And then no more than two parts tonic to one part gin. The name of the drink starts with "GIN!" It should taste of it.

And for f*ck's sake, use a fresh bottle of tonic. There is nothing worse than flat tonic water in a G&T.


Bottles of FeverTree tonic water come in a 7.5 oz size. That means 3.75 oz of TW with 2 oz of gin for a couple having drinks. It's almost as if they thought this through.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

50 Cheers everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

51 I tried an 'English Muffin' bread recipe this week

Posted by: From about That Time at July 05, 2026 04:51 PM (sl73Y)


Did you use a loaf pan?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 04:54 PM (l4RKn)

52 It's almost as if they thought this through.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)


I appreciate that sort of planning in my consumer products!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 04:56 PM (l4RKn)

53 Last time I was in a liquor store (several months ago) I saw this new (to me) brand of whiskey that had labels that looked like old pulp superhero/horror movie posters. Very cool.

Bet the stuff tasted like crap but I wanted that bottle. Not at that price point though.



I'm sorry, but if a distiller is trying to entice you with the bottle, what does that say about what's inside the bottle?

It's like restaurants in places like Mt. Vernon or Colonial Williamsburg. They're selling an experience, not the food.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

54 I'm doing G&T's with diet tonic. No sugars. Better. No discernable taste difference to me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 04:57 PM (jehhT)

55 Eris she seems nice

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)

56 I'm doing G&T's with diet tonic. No sugars. Better. No discernable taste difference to me.

Check to see if it has real quinine in it. Many TWs now do not.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

57 I love their bottles! They look great, which of course means that the gin inside is tasty!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 04:44 PM (l4RKn)
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Hey, I've had a decent run choosing books by their covers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 04:58 PM (kpS4V)

58 Bottles of FeverTree tonic water…

Vodka tonics made with FeverTree and Patriots Creed Pueblo Chile Vodka are very good.

I use the guidelines from a ca. 1966 sliding drink card of the Hotel Las Brisas in Acapulco: 2 oz vodka, a couple of ice cubes, in a highball, filled the rest of the way with tonic water and a lemon peel.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 05, 2026 04:58 PM (kYmoU)

59 I love their bottles! They look great, which of course means that the gin inside is tasty!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 04:44 PM (l4RKn)
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Hey, I've had a decent run choosing books by their covers.


Before I started drinking gin cocktails, I thought Bombay Sapphire gin was really blue. I was shocked, SHOCKED! to find that it's just a blue colored bottle.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

60 48 Frozen pizza last night. Had to go into work early. Don’t judge.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I threw some leftover rice in a frying pan with some frozen veggies and eggs and teriyaki sauce.

I would never judge you.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 05:00 PM (yEz+x)

61 Was looking through those 70's recipes that need to come back. The only one I wasn't familiar with was the Harvey Wallbanger cake. I had my share of Harvey Wallbanger drinks back in the day but never the cake. I wonder if you ordered a Harvey Wallbanger these days whether the bartender would know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 05:00 PM (lJ0H4)

62 There are some amazingly gorgeous bottles of tequila at local 'candy store'... Don Julio.

Even if I liked tequila, $350 is a bit much for a single bottle.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 05:00 PM (rdVOm)

63 There are some amazingly gorgeous bottles of tequila at local 'candy store'... Don Julio.

Even if I liked tequila, $350 is a bit much for a single bottle.


I've shopped around a bit for tequila, and find that I like El Tesoro Blanco the best for Margaritas. It's about $50 here in NoVa ABC stores.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 05:02 PM (Riz8t)

64 I stay away from tequila, I can't imagine what gin would do.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:02 PM (afJtY)

65 I stay away from tequila, I can't imagine what gin would do.

I used to as well due to some unfortunate experiences as a yute. Surprisingly, it makes a difference when you buy good stuff and drink like an adult.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

66 See wine bottle labels often never seen before, figue itsxa marketing gimmick

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 05:04 PM (Ia/+0)

67 I'm sorry, but if a distiller is trying to entice you with the bottle, what does that say about what's inside the bottle?

How else can they entice you? They have to catch the eye before they even have a chance at catching the tongue.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 05:04 PM (vTZFs)

68 I've shopped around a bit for tequila, and find that I like El Tesoro Blanco the best for Margaritas. It's about $50 here in NoVa ABC stores.
Posted by: Archimedes

But-- is it in a beautiful bespoke bottle?

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 05:04 PM (rdVOm)

69 It's 88F and I'm having my afternoon popsicle now. Red, second only to orange.

Posted by: huerfano at July 05, 2026 05:04 PM (VJX5o)

70 Salmon patties are definitely from a bygone era. Before fresh or frozen salmon was available everywhere, salmon came in a can. Mom made them at least once a month and I choked them down with minimal griping or facial contortions.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 05:05 PM (kpS4V)

71 Baby back ribs are being slow grilled. Was supposed to be yesterday but the wife and I both had severe head/chest colds and spent the 4th staring at the lake here at our camp in Maine. The Mainiacs did their usual boat parade and the fireworks over the lake were great. This is in Maine D-2 that went for Trump.

Posted by: Cosda at July 05, 2026 05:06 PM (5Mso3)

72 I drink for quantity.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:06 PM (afJtY)

73 I saw Flat Tonic open for Twisted Sister at The George in George.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2026 05:07 PM (2WIwB)

74 There’s a small distillery north of Seattle in Edmonds, that makes a fantastic herbal gin. Scratch. Went there for a tasting a couple years ago and walked out with three bottles of different gins. Absolutely marvelous. Especially good ice cold with fresh shucked oysters off the beach.

But then I’d be bragging.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 05:07 PM (yEz+x)

75 I'm having my afternoon popsicle now. Red, second only to orange.

Posted by: huerfano at July 05, 2026 05:04 PM (VJX5o)


No love for blue? Admittedly, red is the best for ices, and blue is the best in candy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 05:08 PM (l4RKn)

76 Back in my days as the family bartender, I took to muddling fresh spearmint that mom had growing on the side of the house. Worked really well in a G&T. Sometimes I'll add a bit of blue curacao for color, and yes, lot's of ice, preferably crushed...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

77 I'm doing G&T's with diet tonic. No sugars. Better. No discernable taste difference to me.

Check to see if it has real quinine in it. Many TWs now do not.
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Great Value Diet Tonic Water... from Walmart. Yup. Got it. 99 cents.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 05:09 PM (jehhT)

78 Did you use a loaf pan?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo a

Yes, not the biggest, 8.5x4.5 maybe. Did 45 minute rise in pan, then to 375 oven. Tiny touch of baking powder along with regular yeast, rose quickly but then it was in the 90s and my ac broke down.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 05, 2026 05:11 PM (sl73Y)

79 "blue is the best in candy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You can have all my blue Jolly Ranchers then. Bleah. I'll save them up for you.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 05:11 PM (MWfyi)

80 I drink for quantity.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:06 PM (afJtY)

The only thing I'll drink to is excess...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 05:12 PM (nbLIj)

81 Joe Kidd, Salud !

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:13 PM (afJtY)

82 I drank my dinner last night. Feel ok today.. mostly. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 05:13 PM (rdVOm)

83 Pimm's Number One Cup.

Very nice.

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 05:15 PM (XuXeR)

84 Am liking how ceramic grill does bacon

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)

85 But-- is it in a beautiful bespoke bottle?
Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 05:04 PM (rdVOm)

Heh. If I were the kind what made cocktails (but I'm not), and had a home bar, I'd want pretty or interesting bottles. Not to the point that I'd buy crappy liquor, but if it was good stuff AND a lovely bottle, it'd be there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 05:18 PM (h7ZuX)

86 Joe Kidd, Salud !
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:13 PM (afJtY)

(Raises glass. Tips over..)

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 05:19 PM (nbLIj)

87 Went to BJ’s and got the trimmings from country style pork ribs. We grilled them a bit and then into the crock pot. Fall off the bone good and made truly special with my wife’s scotch bonnet sauce.
The Mets are determined to lose to the Braves.

Posted by: Accomack at July 05, 2026 05:19 PM (T8bqm)

88 Menu planning for the coming week. I want to do red snapper stuffed with crab.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:19 PM (afJtY)

89 Sad to report my whiskey bottle is mostly empty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 05:19 PM (RIvkX)

90 How else can they entice you? They have to catch the eye before they even have a chance at catching the tongue.
Posted by: Oddbob

That’s what she said?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 05:19 PM (yEz+x)

91 The use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues brothers is approved.

Posted by: Dispatcher at July 05, 2026 05:19 PM (/HDaX)

92 Had a nice Independence Day BBQ at one of my brother's yesterday. One of my nephews made pulled beef (sooo delicious) and some queso (smoky!!) and another made coconut shrimp with a dipping sauce (delish) and an appetizer that was bread with bleu cheese topped with grilled peaches (very good!!) and their mother had made chicken that was absolutely DELICIOUS!! I have to get the recipe for the marinade she had the chicken.

Had a great day but due to the heat we were inside most of the time.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 05, 2026 05:20 PM (3CpER)

93 Having been born in England, instructed in the proper construction of a G&T by my first girlfriend and her parents (both Brit expatriots) I can say I am qualified to say I completely agree with you on the G&T topic.

Posted by: epador at July 05, 2026 05:22 PM (fR77b)

94 Sad to report my whiskey bottle is mostly empty."

*doffs cap in respect

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 05:23 PM (XuXeR)

95 I had a solo Independence Day, so I made sure to eat American: bacon with breakfast eggs, hot dogs and potato salad at lunch, and grilled burgers with chips and fruit for dinner. No BBQ but still quite satisfying. 'Merica!!

Posted by: Fritz at July 05, 2026 05:24 PM (J7jo9)

96
The last cherries I bought from Krogers were sweet and very flavorful.
Posted by: Tuna

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Well hang it. I bought mine at Kroger's (aka Ralphs here in Cali).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 05:26 PM (mmrXZ)

97 If you eat red popsicles the paramedics will think there's blood when you vomit. Don't ask how
I know this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 05:26 PM (RIvkX)

98 It's still the weekend of the 4th, so tonight's grilled brats and tater salad.

[insert Homer Simpson drool here]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 05, 2026 05:28 PM (/HDaX)

99 Subliminal processing. RI Red mentioned having a popsicle and I instantly wanted a 50/50 ice cream bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:28 PM (afJtY)

100 When I lived in California one of guys I worked with, a Mexican, took a couple of us white boys to a Tequila bar.

It was.... educational. Like Bourbons, there's a huge, nearly infinite variety of tastes, aromas, etc.

He picked about a half dozen for a flight of shots for each of us. And we were eating some really good Mexican snacks. I did not get sick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 05:29 PM (jehhT)

101 Scoobs, that meal sounds delicious. I will have to remember the Bleu cheese and peaches.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:32 PM (afJtY)

102 my whiskey bottle is mostly empty."

You have only ONE? Harrumph I say. Harrumph.

Posted by: free tibet at July 05, 2026 05:36 PM (1wtUm)

103 > Sad to report my whiskey bottle is mostly empty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Go to your room. You know what you did.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 05:36 PM (jehhT)

104 I drink for quantity.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05,

I laughed at that. A kindred spirit

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 05, 2026 05:37 PM (Wejm4)

105
The greatest yootoob chicken byproducts ad ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kR17wrlEVKA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2026 05:37 PM (fdcCZ)

106 Pete Bog, Salud!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:38 PM (afJtY)

107 The Old Cuban is a modern classic cocktail. Riff on a Mojito, with a champagne or prosecco topper.

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/old-cuban/

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 05, 2026 05:39 PM (QaH55)

108 If you eat red popsicles the paramedics will think there's blood when you vomit. Don't ask how
I know this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 05:26 PM (RIvkX)

And if you eat creamsicles?

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 05:40 PM (iaf7q)

109 > I drink for quantity.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Quantity has a quality all of its own. This is wise.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 05:41 PM (jehhT)

110 And if you eat creamsicles?
Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 05:40 PM (iaf7q)
=====

Some questions should never be asked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

111 101 Scoobs, that meal sounds delicious. I will have to remember the Bleu cheese and peaches.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:32 PM

It was Ben :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 05, 2026 05:41 PM (3CpER)

112 My scotch bottle has 1 small glass left. Have a wish list on my phone of scotch never tried yet.
I do like to try alcohol I never had before

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 05:43 PM (Ia/+0)

113 Subliminal processing. RI Red mentioned having a popsicle and I instantly wanted a 50/50 ice cream bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:28 PM (afJtY)

BH, try Helados Mexico! Great coconut, strawberry and mango creamcicles at Shaws. They’re my summer favorite!

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 05:45 PM (iaf7q)

114 Skip, if Balvenie French cask 16 is on your list I recommend it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:45 PM (afJtY)

115
You can have all my blue Jolly Ranchers then. Bleah. I'll save them up for you.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 05:11 PM (MWfyi)

Cinnamon/Fire Jolly Ranchers are by far the worst.

But there is a worse thing than a Jolly Rancher:

A Gay Farmer.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 05:46 PM (4g5V+)

116 Scoob, that blue cheese and grilled peach thing sounds great. Imma have to try that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 05:47 PM (Wnv9h)

117 I got a half empty bottle of Crown Royal Apple.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 05:47 PM (4g5V+)

118 RI Red, if you get a chance to try mango chamoy, don't hesitate.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:47 PM (afJtY)

119 RMBS, I bet that would work with pear also.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:49 PM (afJtY)

120 Ben have had that I'm sure

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

121 Scoobs, was that toasted bread or wafers or what?
Perhaps you could sneak us the recipe!

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 05:50 PM (iaf7q)

122 Glen Garioch
Benromach 12
Deanston
Cambletown
Craiggellachie

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)

123 I got a half empty bottle of Crown Royal Apple.

That's incriminating, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 05:51 PM (u/oMr)

124 Skip, Glen Fodhry.

I was gifted a bottle by a friend and it is wonderful.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:52 PM (afJtY)

125 Mango Chamoy. BH, would you say it mixes best with rum, gin or vodka?
This is an alcohol thread, right?

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 05:53 PM (iaf7q)

126 Skip ,sorry that was Glen Fohdry.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:53 PM (afJtY)

127 Any recipe suggestions for red snapper ?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 05, 2026 05:54 PM (Wejm4)

128 RI Red, a rum mango chamoy shake would set the world right.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:55 PM (afJtY)

129 Pete Bog, I plan on stuffing one with crab.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:56 PM (afJtY)

130 Ben adding to my list

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

131 The greatest yootoob chicken byproducts ad ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kR17wrlEVKA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2026 05:37 PM


I was at walmart the other day and noticed some canned dog food on sale. One of the cases said it was "beef". I looked at the ingredients and beef byproducts was the 4th ingredient. Chicken and chicken by products were the first two listed ingredients followed by chicken stock.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2026 05:57 PM (0N4FZ)

132 I was at walmart the other day and noticed some canned dog food on sale. One of the cases said it was "beef". I looked at the ingredients and beef byproducts was the 4th ingredient. Chicken and chicken by products were the first two listed ingredients followed by chicken stock.

----------

See? The quote marks were the tell.

I used to work in a restaurant that serve "clam" chowder. Buyer beware.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 05:59 PM (6/7Fs)

133 RMBS, I bet that would work with pear also.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 05:49 PM

Oh, absolutely!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

134 When I die, if I get to Heaven I expect it to be like Ben Had’s kitchen.
Of course, if it’s her kitchen table, I’ll have gone the other direction.

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 06:01 PM (iaf7q)

135 RMBS, with a very light touch of nutmeg or no?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 06:02 PM (afJtY)

136 121 Perhaps you could sneak us the recipe!

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 05:50 PM

I texted my nephew for it. Some of the bread was toasted, some wasn't.

It was pretty simple, but the grilled peaches is what made it stand out.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 05, 2026 06:02 PM (3CpER)

137 Of course, if it’s her kitchen table, I’ll have gone the other direction.
Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 06:01 PM (iaf7q)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 06:03 PM (h7ZuX)

138 RMBS - Did you ever eat at Kitty's Restaurant in North Reading?
It has been there for 83+ years. At least one of the waitresses has worked there for 50 years. Great place! Great prices! Lots of food and menu choices. Never been disappointed.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 05, 2026 06:07 PM (/enuJ)

139 Geeze, it's only denutting.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 06:07 PM (afJtY)

140 You make it sound like it’s just deglazing!

Posted by: RI Red at July 05, 2026 06:09 PM (iaf7q)

141
Norway defeats Brazil, 2-1. Lots of shots of crying Brazilian children. Cry, little ones, cry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 06:10 PM (O0L8i)

142 Yesterday, had common 4th eats. Hot dogs,etc. Shopping for potato chips, I bought a bag of Lays. Noted on the package it said "Made with real potatoes". How good does it get?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 06:11 PM (XeU6L)

143 142 Yesterday, had common 4th eats. Hot dogs,etc. Shopping for potato chips, I bought a bag of Lays. Noted on the package it said "Made with real potatoes". How good does it get?

---------

Lays stole Brian Stelter's tagline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 06:12 PM (6/7Fs)

144 I bought a bag of Lays. Noted on the package it said "Made with real potatoes". How good does it get?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 06:11 PM (XeU6L)

Made WITH....

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 06:14 PM (h7ZuX)

145 Lots of shots of crying Brazilian children. "

How many is a Brazilian?

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 06:15 PM (cGjQu)

146 RMBS, with a very light touch of nutmeg or no?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 06:02 PM

I could see that. Maybe some coarsely cracked black pepper, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 06:15 PM (Wnv9h)

147 RMBS, oh yes!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 06:16 PM (afJtY)

148 RMBS - Did you ever eat at Kitty's Restaurant in North Reading?
It has been there for 83+ years. At least one of the waitresses has worked there for 50 years. Great place! Great prices! Lots of food and menu choices. Never been disappointed.
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 05, 2026 06:07 PM

I haven't. It's only a couple miles from me, though. I think the parents went there once.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2026 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)

149 Aren't ingredients listed in order of amount? Like, if the very first thing is "bug shit" your package of whatever is mostly "bug shit."

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 06:18 PM (jehhT)

150 Martini Farmer, yes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 06:19 PM (h7ZuX)

151 For a great G&T, I recommend a premium tonic like fever tree or Q. You might think at first they aren’t sweet enough or not enough fizz. I did. But after a few mixed with these brands, you’ll never go back.

By contrast, it’s not worth it to use expensive gin. I wouldn’t use Captain Gay’s Anal Squab gin, but any decent gin will be fine. I use Gordon’s.

Trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 05, 2026 06:19 PM (FyPhv)

152 People used to send in pics of their home bars. I miss those. I just know some of you have speakeasies and tiki bars, so share.

My current mixologist area is in the garage, so no lavish photo spreads from me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 06:24 PM (kpS4V)

First World Problems...

ID 2026.jpg

If that is a problem, I don't want a solution!

And Open Thread...

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Ia/+0)

2 TRUTH!

Posted by: Beverly at July 05, 2026 02:03 PM (lC5WC)

3 It is better

Posted by: Abby Normal at July 05, 2026 02:03 PM (jrgJz)

4 LOL they are freaking out that Trump made a call to FIFA President about the Red Card on the US player and they suspended the red card 1 game suspension, LOL

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:03 PM (ubCxQ)

5
My cat had a problem, but he's over it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:05 PM (mmrXZ)

6 Been working on my 1st WP scrap pile, have to get rid of it asap but truck again is dead in water. Hopefully not a serious problem

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Ia/+0)

7
LOL they are freaking out that Trump made a call to FIFA President about the Red Card on the US player and they suspended the red card 1 game suspension, LOL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

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lol really? We get that super player with the funny name in Monday's game then?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:06 PM (mmrXZ)

8 Good morning, God bless America, God bless us all.

Winning, it's not a joke anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:06 PM (vC80E)

9 FWP: Balogun got a wildly unfair red card that would cause him to miss the Belgian game.

FWS: Point out the FIFA hyocrisy about Messi and Ronaldo (who got his Red Card suspended, so he wouldn't miss the World Cup) and get FIFA to suspend Balogun's card so he can play tomorrow.

Go USA soccer!

Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2026 02:08 PM (tOcjL)

10 7
LOL they are freaking out that Trump made a call to FIFA President about the Red Card on the US player and they suspended the red card 1 game suspension, LOL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

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lol really? We get that super player with the funny name in Monday's game then?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:06 PM (mmrXZ)

Yes. Balogun, the 1st real goal scorer we've ever had, can and probably will play.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2026 02:09 PM (tOcjL)

11 6 Been working on my 1st WP scrap pile, have to get rid of it asap but truck again is dead in water. Hopefully not a serious problem

Posted by: Skip
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That truck's become problematic. Glad you made it home with the lead. At least it did that for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:09 PM (vC80E)

12
lol really? We get that super player with the funny name in Monday's game then?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:06 PM (mmrXZ)

Yes he can play on Monday and It's being reported that Trump did call the FIFA President about the Red Card.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:11 PM (ubCxQ)

13 The Lead pile needs to go too some day.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:12 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Its possible the emergency brake went, hope it is easy to fix

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:13 PM (Ia/+0)

15 My FWP yesterday was too much interesting content about ID250.

Here's a neat video of David Muir (and cameraman) climbing up the Statue of Liberty to the crown and torch:

https://tinyurl.com/mjn65ycb

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 02:14 PM (kpS4V)

16 LOL they are freaking out that Trump made a call to FIFA President about the Red Card on the US player and they suspended the red card 1 game suspension, LOL"

So, the walls are falling off?

Heh

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:14 PM (cGjQu)

17 Its possible the emergency brake went, hope it is easy to fix"

Just push your feet thru the floor...

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:15 PM (cGjQu)

18 I am all lathered up because there is mustard and ketchup I can't get out of the squeeze bottle after they hit "empty." Yes, I had this happen yesterday.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 05, 2026 02:15 PM (obVEo)

19 Freedom is certainly the left's FWP. They hate it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 02:15 PM (jehhT)

20 The immortal speech of Patrick Henry, March of 1775:

https://tinyurl.com/yc49zshs

Posted by: Beverly at July 05, 2026 02:16 PM (reMys)

21 The same company that originally put the “American flag blue” sealant down on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will do the repair work, Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum revealed.
--

First thing up on the news feed. The most important thing in America, the world. It's a miracle that so many see their way through the crap into what is valuable and not.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:16 PM (vC80E)

22 That was the most spectacular fw show I've ever seen- couldn't look away.

Not surprising considering the circumstances, but wow.

Posted by: burrrton at July 05, 2026 02:17 PM (kah0Z)

23 I had a good FWP to share but I forgot it so maybe it wasn't such a big deal anyway.

Posted by: Savage Henry at July 05, 2026 02:19 PM (ZxPkt)

24 4 LOL they are freaking out that Trump made a call to FIFA President about the Red Card on the US player and they suspended the red card 1 game suspension, LOL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:03 PM (ubCxQ)

Yeah, but no one had ever DARE try to figure out when a soccer game ends. ONLY the officials are allowed to know that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 02:20 PM (4g5V+)

25 Happy British tourist in america love the Fourth of July

https://shorturl.at/gu0eq

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM (E1om2)

26 Problem:

18 I am all lathered up because there is mustard and ketchup I can't get out of the squeeze bottle after they hit "empty." Yes, I had this happen yesterday.

Solution: Purchase an industrial centrifuge capable of spinning those bottles.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM (Riz8t)

27 Was at a red light, had to back up and wasn't going to go, then forward it seemed brake was on. Pulled into dealer and told problem, went out to start it up and wouldn't go forward or reverse.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM (Ia/+0)

28 First thing up on the news feed. The most important thing in America, the world."

Hey, we've tried everything!

/media

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM (cGjQu)

29 21 The same company that originally put the “American flag blue” sealant down on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will do the repair work, Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum revealed.
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First thing up on the news feed. The most important thing in America, the world. It's a miracle that so many see their way through the crap into what is valuable and not.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

************

Did they report that American Liberals were deliberately destroying the reflecting pool immediately after the repairs? That would seem to be an important part of the story. Usually people who value our national monuments aren't out defacing and destroying them in an effort to undo acts of restoration.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM (X+xvk)

30 17 Its possible the emergency brake went, hope it is easy to fix"

Just push your feet thru the floor...

Posted by: man
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The way they rig vehicles today (safety items) wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't wired to an automatic shut down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM (vC80E)

31 I was at a friend's place last night, and while the video I've seen this morning of the professional fireworks displays were certainly impressive, I enjoyed the private efforts of his neighbors more. It seemed every 7th or 8th house was launching stuff from their driveway, and they had all the variety of the pros. Part of the fun was running around the yard with his kids to get the best vantage point on whichever direction they were currently being launched from.

It all started a little after 8:00, and was still going at 11:15 when I left for home.

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 02:22 PM (vSvIl)

32 I miss fireworks on 4th of July.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 02:25 PM (RIvkX)

33 Yeah, but no one had ever DARE try to figure out when a soccer game ends. ONLY the officials are allowed to know that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 02:20 PM (4g5V+)

The Europoors are good and mad that soccer has 4 quarters now and they are going to experiment with the Clock here in US where the Stadium clock will keep the official time not the ref

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:26 PM (ubCxQ)

34 I love First World Problems because it means that I live in the First World.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 05, 2026 02:26 PM (/k3in)

35 The kids are alright.

>>https://tinyurl.com/2rdvb7du

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 02:27 PM (viF8m)

36 How do we celebrate 250 years here in central Oklahoma?

With 125 mph straight line winds and what appears for all the world like a tornado that did not touch down. Large,, mature trees uprooted all over my neighborhood. Still no power.

Posted by: Charlie Kelly at July 05, 2026 02:27 PM (l26NL)

37 FWP: Day 3 without water. Maybe the well pump, maybe the the storage tank. Hope to get repair service out tomorrow.

Maybe I'll just hike down to the river with my canteen and a basket full of clothes to pound on the rocks

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 02:27 PM (E1om2)

38 My first world problem is I could have been first but I was eating a cheeseburger.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 02:28 PM (MWfyi)

39
Dear Leftists and Eurotrash,

Suck it.

America, hell, yeah!

Yours sincerely.
Normal Americans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 02:29 PM (O0L8i)

40 Fireworks displays were great in Eromeroland. Mrs. E said ‘it’s like a war’. But far as I know we had no casualties.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2026 02:29 PM (bEwGx)

41 I read the content.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at July 05, 2026 02:29 PM (zdQuL)

42 Current FWP consists of having to drive 2.5 hours tomorrow to see fireflies. Been looking forward to seeing my first FF swarm since 2006. Apparently, my area in Florida, replete with an array of bugs that bite, and/or otherwise annoy due to their sheer numbers (lookin' atchoo, Junebug!), does not include fireflies.

I've been assured that they exist in good numbers at the state park in which I've reserved a campsite. If it pans out, this could become a regular pilgrimage..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 02:29 PM (nbLIj)

43 Pulled into dealer and told problem, went out to start it up and wouldn't go forward or reverse.
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:21 PM
******
Hey. I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Bigger hammer at July 05, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)

44 the best vantage point on whichever direction they were currently being launched from."

That was us last night! Simply incredible, and the big "official" displays lit the horizons. Went for a walk just after sunrise, and could still smell the freedom...

News had footage of cars stopped on the interstate to watch.

I'm glad to have seen both the 200th and 250th.

Long may she wave!

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:30 PM (cGjQu)

45
Day 3 without water. Maybe the well pump, maybe the the storage tank. Hope to get repair service out tomorrow.

_____________

Sometimes ants get into the switch box. Cut the breaker, open the switch box and get a brush to clean the contacts. That frequently works for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 02:31 PM (O0L8i)

46 Chyrons. They tell you what you'd see if the chyron wasn't in the way. Guy was showing how best to crack open a cooked lobster. Of course switch to video! Return to demonstration obscured by chyrons.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 02:32 PM (Kt19C)

47 >Guy was showing how best to crack open a cooked lobster.
......
Like I said. Sitting right here.

Posted by: Bigger hammer at July 05, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)

48 It was pretty quiet last night compared to other years. I mean there were fireworks and all, just not a huge amount. Our neighborhood did most their stuff on the 3rd for some reason.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 05, 2026 02:35 PM (3uBP9)

49 Sometimes ants get into the switch box. Cut the breaker, open the switch box and get a brush to clean the contacts. That frequently works for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ditto, sometimes just separating the contacts is enough.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2026 02:36 PM (NnhvP)

50 Philadelphia had a Ben Franklin lookalike contest and it was won by a black woman. I'm not making that up and you probably didn't think I was.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 02:36 PM (MWfyi)

51 Fireworks in Mamdani's NY. Compare and contrast:

https://tinyurl.com/ybkf828s

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:38 PM (y1wyK)

52 I see X requires login to view now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2026 02:38 PM (Cqx++)

53 It was pretty quiet last night compared to other years. I mean there were fireworks and all, just not a huge amount. Our neighborhood did most their stuff on the 3rd for some reason.
Posted by: banana Dream

Noted the private displays were muted in comparison to the year the PTB stopped all public displays.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2026 02:38 PM (NnhvP)

54 I miss fireworks on 4th of July.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 02:25 PM (RIvkX)

The People's Republic of San Francisco doesn't have an official (predominantly red) display?! What are they, Buffalo, NY?

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at July 05, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)

55 I've been using xcancel if I really want to see a X video but most of the time I don't even bother.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 02:39 PM (MWfyi)

56 How do we celebrate 250 years here in central Oklahoma?

With 125 mph straight line winds and what appears for all the world like a tornado that did not touch down. Large,, mature trees uprooted all over my neighborhood. Still no power.
Posted by: Charlie Kelly

We were a little north of the destruction zone. Started shooting fireworks early to beat the storm. We hadn't quite exhausted our ample supply when the wind arrived suddenly and ferociously. Then it was a mad scramble to clean up and drag water buckets and trash cans back to the house. It was a good time.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 05, 2026 02:39 PM (6v6cQ)

57 I see X requires login to view now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2026 02:38 PM (Cqx++)

I use xcancel to bypass the login. Add "cancel" to make it xcancel dot com

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 02:40 PM (pJK38)

58 Here's a First World opportunity if you need a job:

"NASA has opened recruitment for the Moon and Mars Exploration Analog (MMEA), a yearlong simulated deep space mission at Johnson Space Center, set to begin no earlier than August 2027.

The mission will take place inside two habitats, with a four-person crew spending twelve months experiencing nearly everything a real deep space mission could throw at people, minus the actual vacuum of space, of course."

https://tinyurl.com/yjjff58a

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 02:41 PM (kpS4V)

59 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend . Director says 1776 is already in the works! So, I guess it beat out the opening weekend for "Supergirl", eh? 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 02:41 PM (looXz)

60
Ditto, sometimes just separating the contacts is enough.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2026 02:36 PM (NnhvP)

____________

Anything beyond that and I have to call in the pros. But there's stuff that can go wrong without it being the well pump. None of which is wildly expensive to fix.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 02:41 PM (O0L8i)

61 The new issue of $100 US notes will have DJT's signature on the bottom left corner, just above Bessent's.

The new commemorative US Passport will come in a nifty box with a certificate. DJT's image will be on the facing page of the book.

Winning!

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2026 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

62 LOL they are freaking out that Trump made a call to FIFA President about the Red Card on the US player and they suspended the red card 1 game suspension, LOL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:03 PM (ubCxQ)


'Murica!!!!

*screech of Bald Eagle*

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 05, 2026 02:42 PM (ksbjf)

63 >>> Chyrons. They tell you what you'd see if the chyron wasn't in the way. Guy was showing how best to crack open a cooked lobster. Of course switch to video! Return to demonstration obscured by chyrons.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 02:32 PM (Kt19C)


When they changed the Chyrons from fat shiny one eyed robots to thirst traps I knew BSG was cooked.

Posted by: banana Dream - Batterstar Garactica at July 05, 2026 02:42 PM (3uBP9)

64 My FWP: Amazon order something directly from the OEM.

It arrives blatantly in 'used' condition, missing parts.

Get a return label, take it to UPS, and replacement arrives next day, same seller:

Same problem (not the same box, but same problem).

Return system will not let me do another replacement so...

Call Amazon, get a refund, they say "keep or toss it, and next time try a different seller".

Next try arrives tomorrow. If it's not missing all of the key parts, I should at least be able to combine packages to get one working device.

I think I have no choice at this point but to start my own shipping company and online store and go through 30 years of business growth, just to get the thing I wanted.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 05, 2026 02:42 PM (GZpMX)

65
It was no noisier or longer last night here at Schloss Hadrian than any other Glorious Fourth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 02:43 PM (O0L8i)

66 Apparently, Young Ben Franklin was a woman of color.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 02:44 PM (MWfyi)

67 Apparently, Young Ben Franklin was a woman of color.

Then old white males stole him.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 02:45 PM (vTZFs)

68 My FWP is that the belt on my Oreck vacuum cleaner broke while I was vacuuming but not before making my bedroom smell like burnt rubber. Yuck.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 02:46 PM (lJ0H4)

69 48 It was pretty quiet last night compared ...
My windows were rattling.
My neighborhood is becoming gentryfied in a very American way.
It started, years ago, as an upper middle class area then the folks moved up or stayed and died leaving the homes to become rentals. Now, they are being sold to, hold on, upwardly mobile Mexicans.

They are very American of Mexican descent and very upwardly mobile. Fixin' up the neighborhood. Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:46 PM (vC80E)

70 "Day 3 without water. Maybe the well pump, maybe the the storage tank. Hope to get repair service out tomorrow."

We had a well when I was a kid. The control box suddenly stopped working. Dad took it to the repair shop (20 miles away) and they tested it and found no problem. Dad returns, hangs the box back onto the pump house wall, and it doesn't work. Back to the shop. Again, they can't find anything wrong with the box. Dad is getting a bit annoyed.

Turned out there was a worn relay in the box. It would work when the box was laid on its back on the test bench, and would stop working when the box was stood up vertical when hung on the wall.

Just something to think about.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (CSQvy)

71 The "official" fireworks around here were on Friday the 3rd. I think it was because the local governments closed for the day since the 4th was on Saturday. This provided some level of legitimacy for closing on what was a non-holiday.

The homeowners around us did a pretty good job last night... even though a thunderstorm rolled through.

Figure there will be more tonight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (jehhT)

72 Just push your feet thru the floor...
Posted by: man
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[recollects lyric from Perry Como, 'Magic Moments']

The way that we cheered
Whenever our team was scoring a touchdown
The time that the floor fell out of my car
When I put the clutch down

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (XeU6L)

73 I think I have no choice at this point but to start my own shipping company and online store and go through 30 years of business growth, just to get the thing I wanted.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 05, 2026 02:42 PM (GZpMX)
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Or simply do what CBD would do - burn Amazon down.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (y1wyK)

74 > "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend.
****

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

75 >>> I think I have no choice at this point but to start my own shipping company and online store and go through 30 years of business growth, just to get the thing I wanted.
Posted by: RandomDave at July 05, 2026 02:42 PM (GZpMX)


I got a ninja food processor used off amazon and one of the lids to a processing bowl had a tab broken off that prevented a stupid safety feature on the motor from engaging. I got another set on ebay that had the exact same issue. I got a refund and ebay just said to keep it. I eventually just whipped out a pin drill and used my modelling skiils to fashion new tabs with steel pin reinforcement and fixed all the lids to work good as new.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 05, 2026 02:48 PM (3uBP9)

76 yearlong simulated deep space mission at Johnson Space Center, set to begin no earlier than August 2027."

So Mars, Houston... yeah, they're the same.

Except for temperature. Slightly warmer in Houston.

Slightly.

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:48 PM (cGjQu)

77 Apparently, Young Ben Franklin was a woman of color.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 02:44 PM (MWfyi)
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Apparently, the Dems of Philadelphia have finally figured out what they think a woman is.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2026 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

78 59 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend . Director says 1776 is already in the works! So, I guess it beat out the opening weekend for "Supergirl", eh? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That makes very happy. I loved the movie. It deserves to do well at the box office.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 02:49 PM (lJ0H4)

79 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend.
****

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)
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Same as in town.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:49 PM (y1wyK)

80 I've been watching Tom Hanks' WWII on the History Channel. I thought it was OK but not a lot of new information if you're generally familiar with WWII. But the episode about the intelligence war had a lot of information, particularly about Ian Fleming, that I didn't know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

81 Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask"

Well, compared to Prometheus...

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:50 PM (cGjQu)

82 74 > "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend.
****

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

For an Angel Studios movie and an adult drama - yes. And it was all deserved. Everyone should go watch this movie...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tOcjL)

83 >Same problem (not the same box, but same problem).

Return system will not let me do another replacement so...
+++++++

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at July 05, 2026 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)

84 The Europoors are good and mad that soccer has 4 quarters now and they are going to experiment with the Clock here in US where the Stadium clock will keep the official time not the ref
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:26 PM (ubCxQ)

Bullshit. That DOES NOT HAPPEN. THE GAME ENDS WHEN WE SAY IT DOES.

Posted by: Soccer officials at July 05, 2026 02:51 PM (4g5V+)

85 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend . Director says 1776 is already in the works! So, I guess it beat out the opening weekend for "Supergirl", eh? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 02:41 PM (looXz)


Mrs Cop and I went to watch "Young Washington" yesterday. She liked it a great deal. My own reaction was a bit more subdued.

The modern Amercanized English dialog kept intruding upon my suspension of disbelief. (Example: characters using the expression "Okay"). The combat scenes were more akin to WWII, rather than 18th C. skirmishing. The French deploying artillery mounted on the 4-wheeled carriages intended for fortifications just pushed me over the edge.

However, the general sequence of events is correct, and some of the cinematography is quite stunning.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 05, 2026 02:51 PM (ksbjf)

86 The $20 million may have Ben just for the one day July 4th:

"On July 4th, Young Washington was No. 2 at the domestic B.O. with $7.6M behind Minions & Monsters‘ $9.4M.

The over 55 crowd showed up at a big 47% to Young Washington — remarkable, as that demographic has been even slower to trickle out post Covid. Overall CinemaScore was an A and a great 81% definite recommend on Screen Engine/Rentrak’"

And bonus for the ladies, the actor playing Washington is nice looking IMO, and For the guys Sally Fairfax is cute as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 02:53 PM (D+BhG)

87 ************

Did they report that American Liberals were deliberately destroying the reflecting pool immediately after the repairs? That would seem to be an important part of the story. Usually people who value our national monuments aren't out defacing and destroying them in an effort to undo acts of restoration.

Posted by: Sam Adams
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No, it appears that it 'just happened', ...

"Shortly after the Reflecting Pool reopened, it was plagued by an algae bloom. Crews poured in gallons of hydrogen peroxide, a compound used in paint removers, as one of the steps taken to rein in the algae.

Then observers began noticing shards of blue sealant peeling off the Reflecting Pool...."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:54 PM (vC80E)

88 59 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend . Director says 1776 is already in the works! So, I guess it beat out the opening weekend for "Supergirl", eh? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 02:41 PM (looXz)

Be careful about Angel Studios, the original guys that started it were pushed out and now it's run by Hollywood types theirs a youtube video of the breakdown and he tried to get the free tickets and it wouldn't let him and he tried multiple times

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2026 02:54 PM (ubCxQ)

89 >But the episode about the intelligence war had a lot of information, particularly about Ian Fleming, that I didn't know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 02:50 PM
++++++
I found this to be very entertaining:

https://youtu.be/Iipsxj3hRpE

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 02:54 PM (2Ez/1)

90 >>> For an Angel Studios movie and an adult drama - yes. And it was all deserved. Everyone should go watch this movie...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tOcjL)


I hope animal farm was just a fluke, that they learned their lesson, and then s-canned those that were involved.

My kid is a Washington stan and wanted to see this movie. She went with a bunch of other kids her age and it was well received. Homeschool types.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 05, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)

91 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend.
****

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

Yes. Per the Intertubes, that was about the budget of the movie, so it is well on its way to making a profit.

Compare this to the "Supergirl" movie from last week, budget of $170 million, opening box office of $37 million.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 05, 2026 02:55 PM (CSQvy)

92 Went to the fireworks show last night. Paid $30 to park at a local resort and, as a consequence, got to see the resort's display, followed by the city's display (a couple miles away), followed by the local minor league baseball team's display (about 3/4 of a mile away).

All in all, about 2.5 hours of fireworks goodness with a longish delay between the city and baseball team as they finished winning their game and we were serenaded by drunks singing badly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 05, 2026 02:56 PM (ExV1e)

93
they are going to experiment with the Clock here in US where the Stadium clock will keep the official time not the ref

_____________

Counting down instead of up and having the time remaining visible to everyone would do wonders for the sport.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 02:57 PM (O0L8i)

94 So Mars, Houston... yeah, they're the same.

Except for temperature. Slightly warmer in Houston.

Slightly.

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 02:48 PM (cGjQu)
-

Temperature rising. Houston, we have a problem:

https://tinyurl.com/3arx5sef

Philistines upon you, America!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:58 PM (y1wyK)

95 52 I see X requires login to view now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

again

use

xcancel, it gets you there

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 02:58 PM (vC80E)

96 > yearlong simulated deep space mission at Johnson Space Center, set to begin no earlier than August 2027."
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Weren't there other simulations like this done? I recall at least a couple that were somewhat legit, and a couple that were just disasters. IIRC some group of weirdos tried it and they were basically at each other's throats by the end of 3 months. One might have tried to kill themself or someone else... authorities had to yank them out and put them all in a hospital for observation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 02:59 PM (jehhT)

97
Pulled into dealer and told problem, went out to start it up and wouldn't go forward or reverse.
Posted by: Skip

===============

Well, at least you know you have a real problem.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:59 PM (mmrXZ)

98 "Young Washington " makes $20.8 million dollars opening weekend.
****

Is that a lot?


That depends on the number of screens on which it's showing. No, I don't know how many.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)

99 Hi There!

Posted by: Young Boom Boom Washington at July 05, 2026 03:02 PM (g7saB)

100 "NASA has opened recruitment for the Moon and Mars Exploration Analog (MMEA), a yearlong simulated deep space mission at Johnson Space Center, set to begin no earlier than August 2027.

...
https://tinyurl.com/yjjff58a

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf
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Not enough money to get me on a NASA ship.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 03:02 PM (vC80E)

101 The kids are alright.

>>https://tinyurl.com/2rdvb7du
Posted by: JackStraw

Get down! Get funky!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7)

102 >But the episode about the intelligence war had a lot of information, particularly about Ian Fleming, that I didn't know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 02:50 PM
++++++
I found this to be very entertaining:

https://youtu.be/Iipsxj3hRpE


There's a movie about it: Operation Mincemeat. It's on Netflix.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:03 PM (Riz8t)

103 FWP? Took me 18 holes before carding a par today. Drug the team score down- that's how to do it, I suppose.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2026 03:08 PM (/afFH)

104 101 The kids are alright.

>>https://tinyurl.com/2rdvb7du
Posted by: JackStraw

Get down! Get funky!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury!
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Classified as viable music.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 03:08 PM (vC80E)

105 Fireworks in Mamdani's NY. Compare and contrast:

https://tinyurl.com/ybkf828s
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:38 PM (y1wyK)
====

What do you expect happens when a bunch goombahs get explosives?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)

106 18 I am all lathered up because there is mustard and ketchup I can't get out of the squeeze bottle after they hit "empty." Yes, I had this happen yesterday.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 05, 2026 02:15 PM (obVEo)


FWS: Get them in opaque bottles, so you can't see the FWP you can't do anything about.

Posted by: SciVo at July 05, 2026 03:09 PM (Sy6m/)

107 First world problem is having a country so free, wealthy, opulent and degenerate that trust fund kids, stoners, blue-haired nose-pierced freaks, perpetual college students and political leeches can all prosper and spread their vile hate while damning and subverting the very country that doesn't line them up against the wall for doing so.

Posted by: Makes me a bit angry to be honest at July 05, 2026 03:10 PM (TbWk/)

108 FWP: I tune in to watch golf and CBS have the Boston Ball Hogs versus someone else. Who the eff are these guys?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:10 PM (qFwJc)

109 U.S. Grant was a Christian Nationalist as shown by his 7/4/1876 proclamation.


"I therefore invite the good people of the United States, on the approaching 4th day of July, in addition to the usual observances with which they are accustomed to greet the return of the day, further, in such manner and at such time as in their respective localities and religious associations may be most convenient, to mark its recurrence by some public religious and devout thanksgiving to Almighty God for the blessings which have been bestowed upon us as a nation during the century of our existence, and humbly to invoke a continuance of His favor and of His protection."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)

110 > Apparently, my area in Florida, replete with an array of bugs that bite, and/or otherwise annoy due to their sheer numbers (lookin' atchoo, Junebug!), does not include fireflies.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 02:29 PM (nbLIj)

Yeah, not all regions of the US have them. I don't know why.

My brother's ex, PNW-born and bred, would not believe that such a thing even existed. She thought they were just something made up for the movies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 03:12 PM (IG3/x)

111 >>he very country that doesn't line them up against the wall for doing so.

Posted by: Makes me a bit angry
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Let's do it and say we didn't.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 03:12 PM (vC80E)

112 I am grateful to live in a country so prosperous that Mississippi has the lowest average income and it is still higher than those wankers in Britain.

All these folks came over here for the World Cup and are blown away by our generosity. We are so wealthy that we can buy complete strangers dinners and rides.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:12 PM (qFwJc)

113
Turned out there was a worn relay in the box. It would work when the box was laid on its back on the test bench, and would stop working when the box was stood up vertical when hung on the wall.

Just something to think about.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 05, 2026 02:47 PM (CSQvy)

----

Those are the worst types of problems to figure out

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 03:12 PM (sDMsL)

114 All in all, about 2.5 hours of fireworks goodness with a longish delay between the city and baseball team as they finished winning their game and we were serenaded by drunks singing badly.

A MOME after 2.5 hours of fireworks? Nice...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 03:14 PM (nbLIj)

115 It's hilarious. They only know about America what CNN has been lying to them for decades. They come here and find out "Wow. America is peaceful and rich."

A/C in domed stadiums. Huh?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)

116 Sometimes ants get into the switch box. Cut the breaker, open the switch box and get a brush to clean the contacts. That frequently wo

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There's an easily accessible box above ground.in the area of the storage tank, I'll take a look. We get the usual spring invasion of ants.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 03:16 PM (+r0A9)

117 >>They come here and find out "Wow. America is peaceful and rich."

A/C in domed stadiums. Huh?

Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Questions will be asked, back home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 03:17 PM (vC80E)

118 ----

There's an easily accessible box above ground.in the area of the storage tank, I'll take a look. We get the usual spring invasion of ants.

Posted by: JM
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Turn the electricity off, first.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 03:18 PM (vC80E)

119 Golf is now on. I have to watch it. My golf group is going out tomorrow morning.

Uh. No. I am not spending money to be miserable. It's just too hot. Going bowling later. A/C is a First World Wonder.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:18 PM (qFwJc)

120 No, it appears that it 'just happened', ...

"Shortly after the Reflecting Pool reopened, it was plagued by an algae bloom. Crews poured in gallons of hydrogen peroxide, a compound used in paint removers, as one of the steps taken to rein in the algae.

Then observers began noticing shards of blue sealant peeling off the Reflecting Pool...."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

**************

Yep, it "just happened."

Just like the Federal Agents, er, I mean the "Patriot Front" just showed up out of nowhere to march on the 4th of July....

Oddly, no American media outlets are even remotely interested in investigating who the "Patriot Front" people are, or who is behind their funding.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 03:18 PM (X+xvk)

121 Have my aluminum pile cut up, thought for sure would be a couple days to do that, now need a Friday and Saturday morning clear

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

122 It's hilarious. They only know about America what CNN has been lying to them for decades. They come here and find out "Wow. America is peaceful and rich."

A/C in domed stadiums. Huh?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)

And the US only had to put the FIFA-approved turf into stadiums that already existed. No years of construction and related graft.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 03:19 PM (pJK38)

123 I watched Sheep Detectives with my young grandson yesterday. At first, I was a little worried because there was a bit finding humor in the sheeps' misunderstanding of religion but on several several subsequent occasions, there were segments suggesting a divine plan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:19 PM (ndZc7)

124 "Questions will be asked, back home."

And the elite will respond "Shut up prole. We are trying to save the planet. You must do your part."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:19 PM (qFwJc)

125 Spencer Pratt has a video attacking Mamdani's speech. Good for him! And BTW what was with Mamdani doing a speech with the desk backwards?. It looked ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 03:19 PM (D+BhG)

126 Black powder shooting is too fun, I need to find someplace to do it

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)

127 I loved "The Sheep Detectives." Of course you have to "suspend you disbelief" and just go with it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:20 PM (qFwJc)

128 Weirdest intermittent problem I've ever heard of was a guy who claimed that his dog was psychic because it would howl and whine just before the phone rang.

Old-school phones use 90 VAC for a ringing voltage, more than enough to give you a zap.

He'd chained his dog to a phone company grounding terminal and over time the dog had worked it loose so it was making poor contact.

The ringing voltage would be sent from the office and zap the dog, making it howl and whine. It would also start pissing. However, there wasn't enough current to actually make the phone ring.

Once the ground was wet, the grounding terminal was again making good contact, avoiding the path through the dog and providing enough current sink to make the phone actually ring.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 03:21 PM (IG3/x)

129 It's hilarious. They only know about America what CNN has been lying to them for decades. They come here and find out "Wow. America is peaceful and rich."

A/C in domed stadiums. Huh?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)


Those air-conditioned stadiums are why it's so hot in Europe!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 03:22 PM (u/oMr)

130 Poor dog. Who chains their dog to phone company grounding terminal?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:22 PM (qFwJc)

131 They only know about America what CNN has been lying to them for decades.

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Saw a meme the other day. Dogs get more information from sniffing each other's butts than you get from watching CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (ndZc7)

132 23 I had a good FWP to share but I forgot it so maybe it wasn't such a big deal anyway.
Posted by: Savage Henry at July 05, 2026 02:19 PM (ZxPkt)


Living in a far-surburban (nearly exurban) whiteopia, I wandered off to scout an early spot for the fireworks show at the nearby elementary school, which has a remarkably large field (presumably set aside for future expansion). And I found such a perfect spot, with a 360-degree view of various high-power private residential shows, that I didn't want to leave and go get a folding chair, so I ended up just standing there for almost an hour before the 25-minute show even started.

But honestly, I spend more than enough time sitting. It was probably for the best. And it ended up being ideal for the main event too, less than 100 yards from the launchers, since they set up on the side of the field as far as possible from the school, right near my Perfect Spot.

Posted by: SciVo at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (Sy6m/)

133 The ringing voltage would be sent from the office and zap the dog, making it howl and whine. It would also start pissing. However, there wasn't enough current to actually make the phone ring.

Once the ground was wet, the grounding terminal was again making good contact, avoiding the path through the dog and providing enough current sink to make the phone actually ring.



No shit Sherlock?

Posted by: Watson at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (u/oMr)

134 Spencer Pratt has a video attacking Mamdani's speech. Good for him! And BTW what was with Mamdani doing a speech with the desk backwards?. It looked ridiculous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And his frowning lackeys limply holding their little American flags looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (lJ0H4)

135 Not it's hot in Europe because it's July.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FRANCE HAS LOTS OF ELECTRICITY FROM THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAM. THEY COULD EASILY BUILD MORE CAPACITY FOR A/C.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:24 PM (qFwJc)

136 It would also start pissing.
My phone always rings when I'm pissing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)

137 Yeah, not all regions of the US have them. I don't know why.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 03:12 PM (IG3/x)

My disappointment began when I moved to California in '99. I was told that there is a related species out there, but they lack the luminescent trait of their Eastern cousins. Coming back to the east coast, fireflies had a prominent place in my list of things to look forward to. Here's hoping that itch gets scratched tomorrow night..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 03:25 PM (nbLIj)

138 And his frowning lackeys limply holding their little American flags looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were.
Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (lJ0H4)
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Well he is not American, so...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 03:25 PM (RIvkX)

139 Fireflies.... our grandkids spent their lives in California until about 2 years ago. They'd never seen them either. Or experienced a real, loud thunderstorm. (The lived near the ocean and those were somewhat rare.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 03:25 PM (jehhT)

140 I must admit this. If A/C did not exist, the Southern States would not be as wealthy as they currently are. Really? A Volvo plant north of Charleston would not exist if not for A/C.

I could not live here without A/C.

Stupid Your a pee ans.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:29 PM (qFwJc)

141 We have lots of fireflies. Some years more than others. I'll find the females on me sometimes when I'm cutting grass.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 03:29 PM (MWfyi)

142 Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (lJ0H

Yes, they all looked pretty grim, but a number of them were women wearing the hijab, so maybe they were looking forward to the Islamic revolution in the U.S.😠

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 03:31 PM (Bw1/o)

143 Stupid Islamists. We have guns.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:33 PM (qFwJc)

144 Independence Day: 1776. This is excellent, although I fear Hollywood may have taken a few liberties.

https://tinyurl.com/enxkaeer

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)

145 I'll find the females on me sometimes when I'm cutting grass.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 03:29 PM (MWfyi)

Paging Mr. Paolo! Will Mr. Paolo please pick up the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 03:34 PM (nbLIj)

146 134 Spencer Pratt has a video attacking Mamdani's speech. Good for him! And BTW what was with Mamdani doing a speech with the desk backwards?. It looked ridiculous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
____________________

Make no mistake, that whole production number was a subtle message that I'm sure Mamdani put a lot of thought into. First of all, that desk is George Washington's desk. Second of all, he surrounded himself with hajib wearing "foreigners". Third of all, his wife didn't even participate because she was hopping a plane to Spain to participate in a Muslim retreat. Finally, his speech was condescending nonsense.

He's flipping Americans the bird. Make no mistake about that. It was a message more to the Muslims around the world that Hijrah and Da'wah progresses as planned delivered quite purposefully on the most patriotic of US holidays.

I don't usually pay much attention to these type theatrics, but this on infuriated me.

Posted by: Orson at July 05, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)

147 FWP according to my calculations, I won't be able to afford to travel when I retire.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 05, 2026 03:35 PM (cOQ4e)

148 Haven't noticed any lighting bugs yet, but should be out very soon if just missing them. I do go to bed before sunrise these days

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

149 There are some species of firefly where the female will mimic the blinking pattern of a different species.

When the male shows up all ready for sexyfuntime, she eats him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 03:38 PM (IG3/x)

150 Spencer Pratt has a video attacking Mamdani's speech. Good for him! And BTW what was with Mamdani doing a speech with the desk backwards?. It looked ridiculous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And his frowning lackeys limply holding their little American flags looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were.


Why, they're just like us. No difference, just good, loyal Americans who hate communism. I'll vote for them!

Mark it. This is the beginning of their push to "normalize" themselves for the fall elections.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

151 Oh, I wanted to ask the horde. Wasn't there a recent SCOTUS ruling the private businesses that are open to the public cannot deny the right of CWP holders to conceal carry on their premises?

The reason I ask is this. The Diocese of Charleston states "The possession of firearms or other weapons on or in Diocesan property... Concealed weapons are not permitted..."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:39 PM (qFwJc)

152 Haven't noticed any lighting bugs yet, but should be out very soon if just missing them. I do go to bed before sunrise these days

We paid a company to spray our yard for mosquitoes for a couple of years. The mosquitoes didn't seem to mind, but it absolutely destroyed the firefly population. We cancelled that "service" a couple of years ago, and now the fireflies are back in all their glorious numbers.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)

153 Drones in Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/bdesstww

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:40 PM (ndZc7)

154 There are some species of firefly where the female will mimic the blinking pattern of a different species.

When the male shows up all ready for sexyfuntime, she eats him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 03:38 PM (IG3/x)

I actually remember a Mark Trail comic strip informing me of this very fact. Not sure if it was a different species of firefly or some other predator. What I am sure of is that I'm damned old...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 03:42 PM (nbLIj)

155 Wasn't there a recent SCOTUS ruling the private businesses that are open to the public cannot deny the right of CWP holders to conceal carry on their premises?

The reason I ask is this. The Diocese of Charleston states "The possession of firearms or other weapons on or in Diocesan property... Concealed weapons are not permitted..."


IANAL, but if I understood the ruling correctly, once the owner of the property explicitly states "no guns", then that is completely within their rights, as it should be. The case involved situations where it was assumed that that was the policy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:42 PM (Riz8t)

156 Why, they're just like us. No difference, just good, loyal Americans who hate communism. I'll vote for them!

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You betcha!

https://tinyurl.com/yu5r3j3z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:43 PM (ndZc7)

157 Thank you. I just did a quick look. You are correct.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:43 PM (qFwJc)

158 Drones in Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/bdesstww


I think of drones as the Kaboom of July 4 entertainments, but I have to admit they're getting better fast.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

159 A commie 4th!

8 Shot, Including 4 Kids, While Watching Fireworks in NYC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)

160 For some reason, this didn't post.

I thought of you morons yesterday.

FWP of the part-time neighbors was that last year they got into a competition with the people on the other shore about who had the bigger fireworks.

Last night was spectacular. We all sat on the deck and watched the battle. Dad went inside after debris landed on his head, but he saw when the far shore's raft caught on fire. Wish you could have been there, if only to cheer on the drunks yelling "Fuck you, that's nothing!" and other taunts.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 05, 2026 03:45 PM (cOQ4e)

161 Up to episode 9 now in The Village, everyone has a twisted tail going on

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)

162 Oh, I wanted to ask the horde. Wasn't there a recent SCOTUS ruling the private businesses that are open to the public cannot deny the right of CWP holders to conceal carry on their premises?

The reason I ask is this. The Diocese of Charleston states "The possession of firearms or other weapons on or in Diocesan property... Concealed weapons are not permitted..."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 03:39 PM (qFwJc)

I think the case to which you're referring is Wolford v Lopez. The ruling was you can carry on private property open to the public unless the place expressly says you cannot. That is the case already in 45 states, so SCOTUS just got the remainder in line (this case came out of Hawaii). The diocese is doing what is required by putting up the sign.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 03:46 PM (pJK38)

163 151: I believe the SCOTUS ruling was that states cannot declare private businesses that are open to the public to be gun free zones; but the private owners can do what they like.

Apparently a couple of commie totalitarian states had passed laws that every place open to the public was a gun-free zone.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2026 03:46 PM (CFj4+)

164 Trump UFO Advisors Claim Private Firms May Be Running Alien Craft Retrieval Programs

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Probably that damn Musk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)

165 Afternoon.

I would just like to thank the Horde for being the best community in the blogosphere. I've dipped my toes into many and I find every one of them severely wanting in every conceivable way.

This collection of cranks, crackpots, drunks, whoremongers and half-mad/half-insane maniacs still proves to be the most intelligent and awesome bunch of folks online. Hell yeah!

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at July 05, 2026 03:47 PM (rOe2S)

166 "I'll find the females on me sometimes when I'm cutting grass."
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Yeah. It can be a problem.

Posted by: Red Green at July 05, 2026 03:49 PM (2Ez/1)

167 A good time was had by all.

Tens of Thousands Attend Khamenei Funeral, Chant “Death to America”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ndZc7)

168 125 Spencer Pratt has a video attacking Mamdani's speech. Good for him! And BTW what was with Mamdani doing a speech with the desk backwards?. It looked ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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He wanted everyone to know there was no goat under the table.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 05, 2026 03:51 PM (vC80E)

169
I've got plenty of solutions.

Posted by: bartender at July 05, 2026 03:51 PM (pSotA)

170
And his frowning lackeys limply holding their little American flags looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were.
Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM (lJ0H4)

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I hate it when those America-haters pretend to love the country.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

171 He wanted everyone to know there was no goat under the table.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Was it a partners desk with the drawers on both sides?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 05, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

172 Apparently, my area in Florida, replete with an array of bugs that bite, and/or otherwise annoy due to their sheer numbers (lookin' atchoo, Junebug!), does not include fireflies.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 02:29 PM (nbLIj)

Used to have lightning bugs from Jville to Micanopy down to Alligator Alley, anywheres about a mile from the shore.

Then the Yankees came...

Posted by: Zombie Osceloa at July 05, 2026 03:53 PM (g7saB)

173 I think that if people who are technically Americans but are Muslims going over to his funeral where they are shouting "Death to America" they need to be denied entry back here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 03:55 PM (Bw1/o)

174 American flags looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were.
Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 03:23 PM

I suppose later on they'll realize that instead of him celebrating their naturalization, they were human props. Not unlike The Olde Country.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 05, 2026 03:56 PM (cOQ4e)

175 Oh, I wanted to ask the horde. Wasn't there a recent SCOTUS ruling the private businesses that are open to the public cannot deny the right of CWP holders to conceal carry on their premises?

No. You're (I assume) thinking of Wolford v. Lopez where they said that a state law making every private business a no carry zone by default unless the owner explicitly said otherwise was unconstitutional.

The reason I ask is this. The Diocese of Charleston states "The possession of firearms or other weapons on or in Diocesan property... Concealed weapons are not permitted..."

As the private property owners, they are fully within their rights to do so. As it should be. You, of course, are fully within your rights to seek another diocese.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 03:57 PM (vTZFs)

176 > 171 He wanted everyone to know there was no goat under the table.

Posted by: Braenyard

Ah. Like the Wizard of Oz, then.

"Pay no attention to that goat beneath the table!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 03:57 PM (IG3/x)

177 >This collection of cranks, crackpots, drunks, whoremongers and half-mad/half-insane maniacs still proves to be the most intelligent and awesome bunch of folks online. Hell yeah!

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit!
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I will admit to crank.

Posted by: Savage Henry at July 05, 2026 03:58 PM (ZxPkt)

178 I saw part of a Paraguay v France game the other day in a restaurant.

I was amused that while all the Paraguay players looked like Latin Americans almost all of the French players were...black.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

179 knocking wood. I have hopefully found the cause of my FWP of the battery disconnect not keeping the old pickup's battery on when I turn it on. It looks like one of its connections is too loose. I ordered a set of stubby allen wrenches so I can tighten it. The battery clamp blocks access to the connector when installed. I suspect that when the mechanic put it on, he had to loosen it a partial turn to get the battery clamp to be in the right position and it has gradually gotten looser.

Hopefully that is it. I will sell as a project pickup with disclosure of the short that made the disconnect neccessary, but would be a harder sell if the pickup can't be started and it will be a royal PITA if I have to manually connect/disconnect battery.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2026 03:58 PM (CFj4+)

180 "I'll find the females on me sometimes when I'm cutting grass."
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Yeah. It can be a problem.

Posted by: Red Green


* golf clap * Well played, sir (or madam, I shouldn't assume).

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 04:00 PM (vTZFs)

181 I will admit to crank.
Posted by: Savage Henry
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I'm merely a harmless eccentric.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 04:00 PM (XeU6L)

182 Is this about us?

Posted by: The cranks, crackpots, drunks, whoremongers and half-mad/half-insane maniacs at July 05, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)

183 I'm merely a harmless eccentric.

My life goal is to overhear someone in the neighborhood say to someone else "Oh, that's just old Mr. Oddbob. He's harmless. (pause) Mostly."

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 04:06 PM (vTZFs)

184 Get cleaned up and upstairs
FOOD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

185 My life goal is to overhear someone in the neighborhood say to someone else "Oh, that's just old Mr. Oddbob. He's harmless. (pause) Mostly."
Posted by: Oddbob
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Pretty sure they already say that of me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 04:08 PM (XeU6L)

186 Chanting 'death to America' at the funeral of the guy who got schwacked by America, and who invented 'death to America' as a chant, on the 250th birthday of an America that very much still exists is....

Pathetic? Amusing? Pathetically amusing?

We don't chant for death. We deal it.

Rot in Piss, goatfucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2026 04:09 PM (Ot/FD)

187 Chanting 'death to America' at the funeral of the guy who got schwacked by America, and who invented 'death to America' as a chant, on the 250th birthday of an America that very much still exists is....

They're just lucky that Trump was busy yesterday. Millions of legit targets in one place is hard to resist.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 04:11 PM (vTZFs)

188 This collection of cranks, crackpots, drunks, whoremongers and half-mad/half-insane maniacs still proves to be the most intelligent and awesome bunch of folks online. Hell yeah!
Posted by: Robert


Who you callin' a whoremonger?

Posted by: mikeski at July 05, 2026 04:14 PM (VHUov)

189 "The diocese is doing what is required by putting up the sign."

No sign. Just a note in the bulletin.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 04:14 PM (qFwJc)

190 I loved "The Sheep Detectives." Of course you have to "suspend you disbelief" and just go with it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


Your world sounds fun, where you can go to a movie about sheep detectives, and possibly not have to suspend disbelief.

Posted by: mikeski at July 05, 2026 04:15 PM (VHUov)

191 It is a fun movie. Just go with it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 04:23 PM (qFwJc)

192 @ 120 No, it appears that it 'just happened' ... "Shortly after the Reflecting Pool reopened, it was plagued by an algae bloom. Crews poured in gallons of hydrogen peroxide, a compound used in paint removers, as one of the steps taken to rein in the algae. Then observers began noticing shards of blue sealant peeling off the Reflecting Pool...." - Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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That H2O2 became H20 when the two mixed … but hey: They tried, yes?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2026 04:39 PM (ayRl+)

193 I doubt that peroxide would cause sealant to peel off. Probably a vandal found a way to pump in pressurized air between the sealant and the concrete. Or possibly pool sealant is just not suitable for such a large area.

I hope they can solve the issue.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2026 06:22 PM (CFj4+)

The Declaration Of Independence Is As Important Today As It Was in 1776

It is depressingly axiomatic that our current crop of pathetic, ahistoric, crass, rapacious, unpatriotic sub-wits in our government have no understanding the unique drive for freedom and liberty that animated our founders.

And what makes it worse is that they have no appreciation for what those men created: a template for the greatest country in the history of Man.

They think they can do better.

They are wrong.

In Congress, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Read the rest at the National Archives
The list of grievances is fascinating, and the number that can be directed at our own government and its unelected bureaucratic autocracy is startling. It also illuminates the unchanging drive for power, and the wisdom of our founders to recognize it.

The last one could describe the last two Democrat presidents!

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

Sound familiar.

It is easy to dismiss the convulsions of our society as just another blip in the never-ending success of our glorious country. After all, America has survived 250 years, and the end result is absolutely amazing.

But the transportation, the technology, the communication that the United States has mostly created for the world has conspired to create vulnerabilities that are new, and we are unsure how to protect our wonderful country from the depredations of the rest of the world, and the enemies within.

Will we survive for another 250 years? That is up to us and our children and our grandchildren. I think that is the timeline for the survival of this great experiment.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:01 PM (y1wyK)

2 The last one could describe the last two Democrat presidents!

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

Sound familiar.
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Wagon drivers?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:03 PM (y1wyK)

3 Its a big country I hope so

Posted by: doug at July 05, 2026 12:04 PM (Hy+R4)

4 Yes! Excellent post, CBD. Good on ya.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2026 12:05 PM (ayRl+)

5

While accusing Donald Trump of politicizing the 250th anniversary of the United States, Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.

https://t.ly/j9nPp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)

6 Ot watching the time
Its lunch time

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 12:06 PM (Ia/+0)

7 He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

I wonder if there were loyalists back in the day arguing that raping and pillaging was worth being able to get authentic Indian food?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)

8 He has excited old greek homos amongst us.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 12:06 PM (Kt19C)

9 The left/Democrats hate America. Talk to them and they will tell you...we are too free, we have too many guns, we use gasp AC!, we are too Christian, too white, too rich and on and on.

The right isn't politicizing Independence Day we are celebrating our country but since the left hates our country they'll argue THAT is politicizing it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:08 PM (sKqQm)

10 Went to a Declaration reading yesterday.
Much is as it is today, if not what England is dokng to us as what the government is doing.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Ia/+0)

11 But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

There is iron in these words.

Posted by: dantesed at July 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Oy/m2)

12 While accusing Donald Trump of politicizing the 250th anniversary of the United States, Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.

https://t.ly/j9nPp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)
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Lots of good people responded. Here's DataRepublican, sharp as a blade:

https://tinyurl.com/4kdjyte3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:08 PM (y1wyK)

13 Looking at the fascist police state Britain has become I am very very happy we cut those ties...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:08 PM (sKqQm)

14 Willowed:

lol @ Nick Sortor:

https://tinyurl.com/rrbf73k5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:09 PM (y1wyK)

15 I read this every July 4.

And the TX Declaration of Independence every March 2.

“These, and other grievances, were patiently borne by the people of Texas, untill they reached that point at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. We then took up arms in defence of the national constitution. We appealed to our Mexican brethren for assistance. Our appeal has been made in vain. Though months have elapsed, no sympathetic response has yet been heard from the Interior.

“We are, therefore, forced to the melancholy conclusion, that the Mexican people have acquiesced in the destruction of their liberty, and the substitution therfor of a military government; that they are unfit to be free, and incapable of self government.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:10 PM (4g5V+)

16 12 While accusing Donald Trump of politicizing the 250th anniversary of the United States, Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.

https://t.ly/j9nPp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++)

Bet they were furious about yesterdays festivities...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)

17 What do you think when you see that a Democrat gets indicted by a grand jury, and a judge inevitably overturns that indictment on grounds that nobody has heard of?

The left only cares about outcomes so this shouldn't be a surprise.

The annoyance here is there is just enough controlled opposition to stop us from acting in kind.

The fact that Bill Clinton never went to prison is a stain on the country.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:10 PM (sKqQm)

18 "...that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states..."

I guess that's why "The United Colonies of America" never really caught on as a national moniker.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 12:11 PM (2Ez/1)

19 Looking at the fascist police state Britain has become I am very very happy we cut those ties...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:08 PM (sKqQm)
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They still have diplomats in the US. And they still have somewhat of a sense of humo(u)r:

https://tinyurl.com/yvmftypb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:11 PM (y1wyK)

20 Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.
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Projection is one the prime motivators of the street-level Left/Liberal/Prog/Dem psyche. Stir in some hypocrisy and narcissism, and there you have it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 12:12 PM (XeU6L)

21 Thanks CBD. Wow… reading it again, I said to myself: That one document alone puts Thomas Jefferson in the pantheon of greats, even if he did nothing else of consequence at all the rest of his life. Jefferson has never been one of my favorite founders but you gotta give him his due…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 12:12 PM (ugElV)

22 I've been in DC for a few Fourths. At the National Archives, they did a reading of the Declaration. After that, Revolutionary War re-enactors mustered in the street- Redcoats vs Patriots. Live black powder arms. FFS those black powder muskets were deafening.

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2026 12:13 PM (ZxPkt)

23 “(The Mexican government under Santa Anna) has suffered the military commandants, stationed among us, to exercise arbitrary acts of oppression and tyrrany, thus trampling upon the most sacred rights of the citizens, and rendering the military superior to the civil power.”

“(King George the Threeth) has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.”

This is why it is important to understand that the police ARE civilians.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:14 PM (4g5V+)

24 @ 17 …The fact that Bill Clinton never went to prison is a stain on the country.
________________________

Clinton is the original 'StainMaster' … knowhutimean?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2026 12:14 PM (ayRl+)

25 >>The fact that Bill Clinton never went to prison is a stain on the country.

Ditto Hillary.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)

26 22 I've been in DC for a few Fourths. At the National Archives, they did a reading of the Declaration. After that, Revolutionary War re-enactors mustered in the street- Redcoats vs Patriots. Live black powder arms. FFS those black powder muskets were deafening.
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2026 12:13 PM (ZxPkt)

I saw just one fired at Halifax at the fort there for a demonstration. Concur. Covering my ears barely did it justice.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:15 PM (4g5V+)

27 But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
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I think it's important to remind everyone that yesterday celebrated the announcement of the explanation for our forebears' decision to take up arms against their government (which they had been doing for quite some time).

It is reasonably recognized as the birthday of our nation.

It is not, however, the birth of our federal government. That, quite rightly, never gets any celebration.

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 12:16 PM (vSvIl)

28 25 >>The fact that Bill Clinton never went to prison is a stain on the country.

Ditto Hillary.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)

Agree. But think Obama was much much much much worse

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 12:16 PM (ugElV)

29
"And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor."

*****

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen guy's great-great-great-great grandfather at July 05, 2026 12:16 PM (2Ez/1)

30 America is fortunate to have him:

Elon Musk @elonmusk 6h
Replying to @TheAliceSmith

I read the Declaration of Independence out loud today with heartfelt conviction.

It is a work not just of genius, but also of a purity of soul that resonates to this very day.


See his numerous patriotic X posts over the last 2 days:

https://x.com/elonmusk/

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:16 PM (y1wyK)

31 Clinton is the original 'StainMaster' … knowhutimean?
Posted by: Dr_No
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The free press was incredible!

Posted by: The Gap at July 05, 2026 12:16 PM (XeU6L)

32 Not surprised Leftists claim opponents are doing what they are doing

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)

33 ". ..is a stain on the country."

Ewwww

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 12:17 PM (cGjQu)

34 It is depressingly axiomatic that most of the current crop of greedy, selfish, grasping, grifting, double dipping, four flushing, crass, ahistoric, unkept and unpatriotic american residents only participate in the money laundering scheme which is the federal government so they can get paid or get some kind of bennie, freebie or handout.

Posted by: Over 39.46 Trillion and Growing at July 05, 2026 12:17 PM (g7saB)

35 I am going to keep repeating this. Voting for a Congressman 2 Senators and a President and thinking this absolves one from any other effort to maintain our freedom is so short sighted.
It has been said we are not voting our way out of the rise of socialism/communism and that is true. Standing up and speaking out is the solution.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:17 PM (afJtY)

36 >>Agree. But think Obama was much much much much worse

You're right in total effect, but with the Clintons there was so much evidence with which to prosecute them. Obama's offences were political; the Clintons' actually criminal.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

37 “We, therefore, the delegates with plenary powers of the people of Texas, in solemn convention assembled, appealing to a candid world for the necessities of our condition, do hereby resolve and declare, that our political connection with the Mexican nation has forever ended, and that the people of Texas do now constitute a free, Sovereign, and independent republic, and are fully invested with all the rights and attributes which properly belong to independent nations; and, conscious of the rectitude of our intentions, we fearlessly and confidently commit the issue to the decision of the Supreme arbiter of the destinies of nations.”

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The guy who always says Nothing Will Happen Texas ancestors at July 05, 2026 12:19 PM (4g5V+)

38 Clinton is the original 'StainMaster' … knowhutimean?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2026 12:14 PM (ayRl+)
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"Devil on a blue dress" - Lewinsky rendition.

"Devil in a blue dress" - Epstein rendition.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 12:19 PM (y1wyK)

39 @ 28 25 >>The fact that Bill Clinton never went to prison is a stain on the country. Ditto Hillary.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)
Agree. But think Obama was much much much much worse

____________________________________

No. Bidet the Forgettable is without doubt the worst - and most corrupt (which speaks volumes). Little Jilliekins comes in 2nd since she was 'The Enabler'. Mama, why don't we still use firing squads … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2026 12:19 PM (ayRl+)

40
The free press was incredible!
Posted by: The Gap
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The dress...hold it...I might be treading on Piper's turf.

Anyway: https://shorturl.at/IrOSU

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 12:19 PM (XeU6L)

41 35 I am going to keep repeating this. Voting for a Congressman 2 Senators and a President and thinking this absolves one from any other effort to maintain our freedom is so short sighted.
It has been said we are not voting our way out of the rise of socialism/communism and that is true. Standing up and speaking out is the solution.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:17 PM (

Absolutely. Voting is a PART of participation in government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:20 PM (4g5V+)

42 A lot of the Declaration grievances sound like the modern Democrat Party agenda...

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

Posted by: Still in the Courfe of human events at July 05, 2026 12:20 PM (TbWk/)

43 The fireworks are off the charts. We were in that space between the Washington Monument and the Capitol Building. All the debris from the exploding shells rains down- scorched cardboard, bits of burnt rubber and paper, soot- you get dirtied up. Worth it.

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2026 12:21 PM (ZxPkt)

44 I wonder if there were loyalists back in the day arguing that raping and pillaging was worth being able to get authentic Indian food?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)

At 3am

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:22 PM (4g5V+)

45 43 The fireworks are off the charts. We were in that space between the Washington Monument and the Capitol Building. All the debris from the exploding shells rains down- scorched cardboard, bits of burnt rubber and paper, soot- you get dirtied up. Worth it.
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2026 12:21 PM
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Likewise on the riverbank in the Old Dumb Union.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)

46 You know what 40,000 people calling a Congressman 's office gets?

His fuckin attention.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:24 PM (afJtY)

47 44 I wonder if there were loyalists back in the day arguing that raping and pillaging was worth being able to get authentic Indian food?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)

At 3am
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:22 PM (4g5V+)

No GrubHub back then. Or drive-throughs. Trot up on your horse for two orders of pemmican and a slab of salted buffalo?

Posted by: Where else can you get rape at 3am but NYC? at July 05, 2026 12:25 PM (TbWk/)

48 46 You know what 40,000 people calling a Congressman 's office gets?

His fuckin attention.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:24 PM (afJtY)


Not always.

Posted by: Senator McConnell's Chief of Staff at July 05, 2026 12:29 PM (c3YdQ)

49 Sadly, our "elected" officials would take exception to much of the Declaration today.

I'd really like to see Trump take the members of Congress who obviously represent people other than Americans to task. Ilhan Omar for example, who represents her Somali brethren, not Americans. Or any of the other representatives who constantly bitch and moan about Palestine. Or whatever.

These people need to be exiled.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 12:31 PM (jehhT)

50 48 46 You know what 40,000 people calling a Congressman 's office gets?

His fuckin attention.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:24 PM (afJtY)


I'm in CA... It would probably get me arrested....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2026 12:32 PM (FtULh)

51 Jefferson has never been one of my favorite founders but you gotta give him his due…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 12:12 PM (ugElV)


Agreed...he was too enamored of the French Revolution.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 12:33 PM (l4RKn)

52 Back a few years ago when amnesty was being floated phone lines to the Capital were melted by the sheer volume of calls. What happened? The subject disappeared.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:33 PM (afJtY)

53 20 Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.
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Projection is one the prime motivators of the street-level Left/Liberal/Prog/Dem psyche. Stir in some hypocrisy and narcissism, and there you have it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

*******************

Yesterday History Channel was running a program on George Washington. Not having seen any history portrayed on History Channel in years, I eagerly tuned in.

The first thing I saw was Bill Clinton holding forth on his perceptions of George Washington. I had the channel changed before he out five words.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:34 PM (X+xvk)

54 Agreed, they are very wrong. About everything.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 05, 2026 12:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

55 Im amazed at how the Declaration is still relevant today

Despite the commies, if America hadn't endured all of us would be getting regular visits from Scotland Yard over what we post on AOS and either fined or arrested

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 05, 2026 12:35 PM (fapp/)

56
Dubois Wyoming Military Museum celebrates 250th by crushing cars with tanks.

Cowboy State Daily has the story.

America!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:35 PM (/QHx4)

57 Agreed...he was too enamored of the French Revolution.

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they did have some large wagshambas though

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 05, 2026 12:36 PM (fapp/)

58 Prager University- The Declaration of Independence. It's a cool AI video. I think it's about 14 minutes. They also have another one of about two hours profiling all the Signers and advocating for people to continue to speak up for liberty:

https://tinyurl.com/4dn8djj2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 12:37 PM (+wdeh)

59 Dubois Wyoming Military Museum celebrates 250th by crushing cars with tanks.

Cowboy State Daily has the story.

America!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:35 PM (/QHx4)

I love Dubois and the Wind River valley. Heaven on earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 12:38 PM (0aYVJ)

60 It's me donna, do you know 5 other conservative people in your neighborhood?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:38 PM (afJtY)

61 Reading John Adams history and his friendship with Jefferson, I can easily relate more closely to Adams and how this guy could never seem to catch a break

He's buried in a crypt at a private church still standing today and active AFAIK, I always intended to go and pay my respects but I did get a second best opportunity visiting his home which is still beautifully kept by US Parks

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 05, 2026 12:38 PM (fapp/)

62
Pug,

Agree.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:38 PM (/QHx4)

63 If I've learned one thing from the history of the United States it's never bet against a free people. Many have no idea how close we came to losing our war of independence multiple times. We came almost as close over the last decade. But we didn't lose because free men will always resist, often when it seems all is lost.

The United States is more than just the best and most free country on the planet. We are beacon of hope and freedom for the entire world and recently a whole new generation of people from around the world have learned that.

I've never been more optimistic about this little experiment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 12:39 PM (viF8m)

64 Despite the commies, if America hadn't endured all of us would be getting regular visits from Scotland Yard over what we post on AOS and either fined or arrested
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
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We have a list.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at July 05, 2026 12:40 PM (XeU6L)

65 While living in Houston, John Culberson was my Congressman. I sent him an extract of the complaints in the Declaration, accusing him of being guilty of those. This was one time that I received something besides a handful of printed brochures in reply. He sent me a very angry, 2-page letter denying his culpability there.

Kudos for recognizing what I done and how I had sourced it, but he was still nothing but a statist RINO.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 05, 2026 12:41 PM (KqLd6)

66 57 Agreed...he was too enamored of the French Revolution.

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they did have some large wagshambas though
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 05, 2026 12:36 PM (fapp/)

Even TJ saw the problems with the French Revolution well afterwards.

They have a statue of TJ in Paris.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:42 PM (4g5V+)

67 Im amazed at how the Declaration is still relevant today

Despite the commies, if America hadn't endured all of us would be getting regular visits from Scotland Yard over what we post on AOS and either fined or arrested
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I doubt there'd even be an internet much less the personal devices we use to access it.

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 12:42 PM (vSvIl)

68 Agreed...he was too enamored of the French Revolution.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2026 12:33 PM (l4RKn)

Yes, too much a Francophile for my taste. Excused the excesses of their revolution which I’ve never understood.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 12:42 PM (26GAh)

69 As we do every year, we had a reading of the Declaration at my colonial era church yesterday - a church where it was doubtless read when it was first signed.

Last year I'd guess the attendance was 110 or so. This year it was 214.

I am optimistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

70 In parts of Alaska it doesn't get dark enough for fireworks.

So they do this: https://tinyurl.com/5ab79369

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 12:43 PM (jehhT)

71
The United States is more than just the best and most free country on the planet. We are beacon of hope and freedom for the entire world and recently a whole new generation of people from around the world have learned that.

I've never been more optimistic about this little experiment.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Reagan on America " It's the American vision of creating a new nation of free people, a country that would be a light unto the nations, and a shining city upon a hill. "


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

72 48 46 You know what 40,000 people calling a Congressman 's office gets?

His fuckin attention.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 12:24 PM (afJtY)

Not always.
Posted by: Senator McConnell's Chief of Staff at July 05, 2026 12:29 PM (c3YdQ)

I know what you mean, man. Fuck my district. I’ll give them some red meat, but beyond that, they don’t need to know what I do in the TX HR. Idiots.

Posted by: Rep. Ken King, TX HR at July 05, 2026 12:45 PM (4g5V+)

73 America will survive, but it’s hard to say what it will look like 250 years from now. By that time I think we’ll be gradually moving into space.

Posted by: RebeccaH at July 05, 2026 12:45 PM (VFung)

74 If I've learned one thing from the history of the United States it's never bet against a free people. Many have no idea how close we came to losing our war of independence multiple times. We came almost as close over the last decade. But we didn't lose because free men will always resist, often when it seems all is lost.
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We should never forget the virtue of bitching about shit that could be better *and then fixing it* rather than keeping a stiff upper lip and accepting the way things "just are."

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 12:45 PM (vSvIl)

75 Love this guy. Enjoy:

https://tinyurl.com/Washingtons-Dream

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 05, 2026 12:46 PM (3ImbR)

76 While accusing Donald Trump of politicizing the 250th anniversary of the United States, Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.

Oh, Bill. It's so cute that you think anyone still gives a s*** about your opinion on anything. You were a terrible president, but you've been an even worse ex-president, which is hard to do.

In the words of Critical Drinker, "go away now"!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

77 It is not, however, the birth of our federal government. That, quite rightly, never gets any celebration.
Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 12:16 PM (vSvIl)

You don’t remember the 200th anniversary of the Constitution in September 1987?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:47 PM (4g5V+)

78 Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t

That's really cool that you have that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 12:48 PM (Bw1/o)

79 >>We should never forget the virtue of bitching about shit that could be better *and then fixing it* rather than keeping a stiff upper lip and accepting the way things "just are."

+1

Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 12:48 PM (NcvvS)

80 Oh, Bill. It's so cute that you think anyone still gives a s*** about your opinion on anything. You were a terrible president, but you've been an even worse ex-president, which is hard to do.

In the words of Critical Drinker, "go away now"!
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

Dude will be 80 on August 19.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:48 PM (4g5V+)

81 I saw the Khaki Fed Boys showed up again yesterday in DC, LOL. The media was alerted to ride the subway with them and take lots of photos, but had no interest in finding out who they were. Funny that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2026 12:49 PM (QZThv)

82 >>...Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE CLINTON FAMILY BOOK OF SCORCHED EARTH POLITICS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 05, 2026 12:49 PM (X8xt3)

83 Said the Baron to the Earl, Did you hear what these colonists said?
No, what?
They declared that all men are created equal. Imagine what the laborers and serfs would think!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 12:50 PM (fyPzL)

84 While accusing Donald Trump of politicizing the 250th anniversary of the United States, Bill Clinton accuses President Trump of doing everything the Democrats are doing.

The White House official X account named Hillary's "Happy birthday to this future president" as the greatest social media post of all time, so he probably was forced to defend her (dis)honor.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2026 12:50 PM (QZThv)

85 I've read that document so many times it makes my teeth itch. Both for my own purposes and because my dad read it aloud every Independence Day into my middle age.

I don't bother anymore.

If we lived in a country where even a small minority of people took that shit remotely seriously, there would be no such thing as a United States anymore. It would have been unceremoniously swept into the bin decades ago, and be called something else.

Our ruling class makes George III's look like purring pussycats, but the course of human events passed up these ideas, at least in our time and place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 12:51 PM (BI5O2)

86 >>Agree. But think Obama was much much much much worse

You're right in total effect, but with the Clintons there was so much evidence with which to prosecute them. Obama's offences were political; the Clintons' actually criminal.


I disagree vehemently. Obama attempted to turn the entire apparatus of the state against the American people to secure his own power. Yes, Clinton was a criminal, but Obama was the worst traitor this country has ever known.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

87 Said the Baron to the Earl, Did you hear what these colonists said?
No, what?
They declared that all men are created equal. Imagine what the laborers and serfs would think!


Leftism is "I want to be the aristocracy" all the way down.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2026 12:53 PM (QZThv)

88 You don’t remember the 200th anniversary of the Constitution in September 1987?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:47 PM (4g5V+)

Not in the slightest.

I assume, based on the way the Constitution is typically discussed, that anyone marking the occasion would be talking about the document and the wisdom of trying to limit government, rather than celebrating the foul pit of corruption that is D.C.

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 12:53 PM (vSvIl)

89 I am unable to find any redeeming qualities in the Clintons.

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2026 12:54 PM (zqeQL)

90 I can't imagine our Congress critters have published phone numbers for their office(s) unless it's mandatory or some sort of law.

Not that they personally ever respond to their constituents. Or care.

And I question what sort of agenda their staffers have as they're likely the ones interfacing with the public anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 12:54 PM (jehhT)

91 Also, 89th!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2026 12:54 PM (zqeQL)

92 Let me recommend you check YouTube channels by Korean sisters Hana and Ina. Who defected from North Korea and now live in South Korea and have toured the United States.
Their love for the U.S. including the freedom and the food is absolutely infectious.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 05, 2026 12:56 PM (z51w/)

93 I was in DC that summer. Actually, Fort Lee, VA… one day they gave us leave and bussed us to DC and we got to go to the building where it was (National Archives?)… it was under glass but I got to view the historic document. Memorable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 12:57 PM (26GAh)

94 93 — I was talking about summer 1987 and getting to see the constitution

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 12:58 PM (26GAh)

95 The United States is more than just the best and most free country on the planet. We are beacon of hope and freedom for the entire world and recently a whole new generation of people from around the world have learned that.

I've never been more optimistic about this little experiment."


*Stands. Doffs cap in salute*

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 12:59 PM (cGjQu)

96 I mention this only to show how easy it can be. Several years ago, being sick of an ineffectual R party I rented a meeting room at the library, called religious leaders, Hispanic leaders and black leaders in town and invited them to an open discussion about the travesty that became Obamacare. We met every two weeks, had civil and informative discussions and changed some minds about the true costs of " healthcare".

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 01:00 PM (afJtY)

97 This describes my thinking to a tee.

This Mamdani-style anti-American chic that gets gushing reviews from self-hating upper class neurotics is just a revived late-sixties/early 70s fad that was boring and stupid then, and still is now.


Yeah, I don’t know that Mamdani is even worth responding to seriously because DSA rhetoric is just an incoherent pastiche of ideological slop that last had real salience more than 50 years ago.

A meta-criticism pointing out that retarded theater kids have commandeered a major political party yet lack the requisite cognitive capacity to form a coherent ideological narrative for what they’re doing is probably closer to the target than responding to his midwit provocations in earnest.


https://tinyurl.com/4hcf5a96

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)

98 As far as I could see, the 4th passed uncelebrated in my neighborhood of Providence. No flags or bunting on the houses or vehicles, no general uplifted moods.
Completely disappointed

Posted by: From about That Time at July 05, 2026 01:02 PM (sl73Y)

99 Martini Farmer, all representatives have not only their Washington office but local offices phone numbers published. Any representatives can be reached through the main switchboard in Washington.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 01:03 PM (afJtY)

100 Shut up, Bill.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at July 05, 2026 01:04 PM (2Ez/1)

101 The Declaration of Independence is one of the most eloquent and remarkable pieces of prose in human history. Almost poetic in its grandeur.

Posted by: muldoon at July 05, 2026 01:05 PM (I0N4X)

102 I got some good veterinary malpractice research for an upcoming appellate brief done last night and drank a Miller Lite. Independence!

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 05, 2026 01:05 PM (DZ9Lv)

103 I was listening to my favorite radio station the other night. They have a regular lineup of DJs, and the one I listen to most is this old Boomer who plays R&B and soul, mostly from the 60's, with current stuff mixed in.

The theme the other night was of course around the 4th. Lot's of power to the people and revolution shit, and it occurred to me that these people have been bitching about all the same things for my entire life. No way to go through life, and no wonder so many are perpetually unhappy with it.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 05, 2026 01:05 PM (QaH55)

104 I disagree vehemently. Obama attempted to turn the entire apparatus of the state against the American people to secure his own power. Yes, Clinton was a criminal, but Obama was the worst traitor this country has ever known.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:52 PM
*****

Heh.
Do they have a big honkin' bridge named after them?
Well, do they?

Posted by: The ghost of Woodrow Wilson at July 05, 2026 01:08 PM (2Ez/1)

105 > Martini Farmer, all representatives have not only their Washington office but local offices phone numbers published. Any representatives can be reached through the main switchboard in Washington.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Yeah, I know. What I was wondering was if that's a requirement, law or what.

I would imagine they'd rather not. If permitted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 01:11 PM (jehhT)

106 >>The theme the other night was of course around the 4th. Lot's of power to the people and revolution shit, and it occurred to me that these people have been bitching about all the same things for my entire life. No way to go through life, and no wonder so many are perpetually unhappy with it.


This is how it was at the celebration at the nearby city park. Lots of young kids and parents having a blast eating ice cream, facepainting, bicycle parade, etc. In the boathouse was a band playing the old standbys, but then they had to pause and launch into a long speech about how it's vital that we ALL must vote to Save Our Democracy(tm) and on and on. Not subtle.
Meanwhile the families continued having a blast being normal.

It's people like that dude that have made the "boomer" pejorative so popular. Still thinks he's fightin' The Man as he comfortably enjoys a holiday in a nice, safe neighborhood.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2026 01:12 PM (X8xt3)

107 God, but I miss El Rushbo. We had a brilliant man with the biggest microphone in America routinely calling out the quislings and cowards in the GOP. Rush could issue one statement and phone lines in Washington, D.C. would be melting down.

Now we have this shameless, corrupt coward Thune stabbing us in the back every day, openly working to secure Democrat victories, and we have no national voice calling him out.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 01:14 PM (X+xvk)

108 >>Reagan on America " It's the American vision of creating a new nation of free people, a country that would be a light unto the nations, and a shining city upon a hill. "

When I was a lot younger and even more cynical I I thought that was a nice sentiment from a politician. A lot of travel and meeting people and seeing the world for myself made me realize just how true those words are.

Just in the last year or so Latin America has done a 180 and elected, for lack of a better term, 7 rightwing leaders after years of socialism/communism. That wasn't some cosmic accident. The world watches the US and follows no matter what the media says. When we are weak bad things happen to us and them. When we are strong they stand up.

We're just getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:15 PM (viF8m)

109 ...thinks he's fightin' The Man as he comfortably enjoys a holiday in a nice, safe neighborhood.
Posted by: Lizzy


*********

You never see a twinkle of happiness in the eye of an old hippie.

Posted by: muldoon at July 05, 2026 01:16 PM (I0N4X)

110 >>You never see a twinkle of happiness in the eye of an old hippie.


Exactly!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2026 01:17 PM (X8xt3)

111 More humid than humid outside

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 01:18 PM (Ia/+0)

112 Not in the slightest.

I assume, based on the way the Constitution is typically discussed, that anyone marking the occasion would be talking about the document and the wisdom of trying to limit government, rather than celebrating the foul pit of corruption that is D.C.
Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2026 12:53 PM (vSvIl)

I was in school at the time and that was most certainly done.

In my stamp collection I have some old stamps from the time that contain sections of the Preamble.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 01:19 PM (4g5V+)

113 I disagree vehemently. Obama attempted to turn the entire apparatus of the state against the American people to secure his own power. Yes, Clinton was a criminal, but Obama was the worst traitor this country has ever known.
Posted by: Archimedes
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"I've got a pen and I've got a phone - and I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward" --Barack Obama

One of his most arrogant declarations. He speaks not to the responsibilty of the President, but to his own ego/narcissism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

114 Even the kickball people get it.

>>@espn

>>Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

>>The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:20 PM (viF8m)

115 About that list of grievances in the US Declaration of Independence ...

The following is a list of the 27 grievances in the DoI and a contextual analysis of each one in detail. FASCINATING WORK. Several items I was not aware of, particularly the framing of the rights of the people to assume power as accepted fact in the context of the 1688 "Glorious Revolution".

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5eakvxvw

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2026 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

116 114 Even the kickball people get it.

>>@espn

>>Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

>>The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:20 PM (viF8m)

Damn, gotta put away the little red card so I can lose it again and frantically look for it again after running on to the field after a soccer player stubs his toe on the grass…

Posted by: Soccer official at July 05, 2026 01:23 PM (4g5V+)

117 Afternoon Horde. Thx CBD.
All of our original documents are simply written. Yet they've had more political impact than any other political documents ( Bible excluded "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2026 01:23 PM (1OoAs)

118 @SportsCenter
·
16m
FIFA have suspended the red card USMNT striker Folarin Balogun received in the match against Bosnia-Herzegovina, meaning he is available to face Belgium in the Round of 16

Posted by: Savage Henry at July 05, 2026 01:25 PM (ZxPkt)

119 "I've got a pen and I've got a phone - and I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward" --Barack Obama

One of his most arrogant declarations. He speaks not to the responsibilty of the President, but to his own ego/narcissism.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

Not to mention He never figured out how to work with Congress or bothered to want to learn. He demanded everyone bend over and kiss His ass because He was President. I’m surprised He never tried to dissolve Congress and rule America by decree.

Posted by: Cos Demon at July 05, 2026 01:26 PM (4g5V+)

120 In my stamp collection I have some old stamps from the time that contain sections of the Preamble.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Here's pic of all four stamps; https://shorturl.at/92XPr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:29 PM (XeU6L)

121 "Number Seven will shock you."

obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither

We are clearly of two minds on this one anymore.
Requires a lot of chewing to swallow in our current situation.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 05, 2026 01:31 PM (zdLoL)

122 I'm late to the thread and this may have been said already but to me the most important fact about the Declaration is the decalration that our rights come from God, not from man. Man can - and does - take away rights at a whim, but those given by God can never LEGITIMATELY be taken away. That gives the fight against oppression and tyranny a moral dimension that cannot be overcome - legitimately - again.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 05, 2026 01:32 PM (JDH8J)

123 I’m surprised He never tried to dissolve Congress and rule America by decree.
Posted by: Cos Demon
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Don't forget his proposal of a National police force.

" we need a “civilian national security force” that is “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the U.S. military?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

124
...thinks he's fightin' The Man as he comfortably enjoys a holiday in a nice, safe neighborhood.
Posted by: Lizzy

*********

Heh. I always enjoyed this commercial:

https://youtu.be/ZG-VB5xb6KM

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 01:33 PM (2Ez/1)

125 Obama was so destructive because he hates America and everything it stands for. I think Clinton loves America he just happens to be a hedonistic narcissist with very little self control

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2026 01:33 PM (26GAh)

126 Harlan Ellison said: "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." It seems that hydrogen may move to second place.

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at July 05, 2026 01:33 PM (z6ONu)

127 "The road to liberty" series of videos of about five minutes each on what lead to the revolution. Prager U videos:

https://tinyurl.com/3uccn6ps

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 01:35 PM (daUIH)

128 Just as Hamas treats the Geneva Conventions as a bucket list, Democrats take the Declarations list of Grievances as their Todo list.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 05, 2026 01:35 PM (j7INY)

129 Who names their kid Folarin?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 05, 2026 01:36 PM (2Ez/1)

130 > Don't forget his proposal of a National police force.

" we need a “civilian national security force” that is “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the U.S. military?
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Every Federal agency/bureau/department has an armed, paramilitary group. Education, for example, has, or had a massive, well funded military group armed with military grade small arms and MRAPs.

All Obama had to do was activate the various groups and he'd have his private army. Why he didn't is debatable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 01:37 PM (jehhT)

131 Remember, the Left doesn't give a shiny shit about stolen land.

They want it for themselves, and would take it forever without remorse.

It's a cudgel, nothing more.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:38 PM (vE0+H)

132 Don't forget his proposal of a National police force.

" we need a “civilian national security force” that is “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the U.S. military?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

And in the ensuing day, they removed it from the speech transcript. Curious.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:40 PM (vE0+H)

133 Andy Reid, head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs, joined this morning's patriotic episode of Music and the Spoken Word, and his wife sang with the Choir.

Enjoy!

http://bit.ly/3SBgToS

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 05, 2026 01:40 PM (wmpJF)

134 Remember, the Left doesn't give a shiny shit about stolen land.

They want it for themselves, and would take it forever without remorse.

It's a cudgel, nothing more.
Posted by ...

They believe in nothing but raw power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2026 01:41 PM (GquHV)

135 They think they can do better.
====

I do not agree with this analysis. I think their understanding of what was done is shallow, ahistorical, and tainted by ideology.


They have no idea and further, don't care either.

They are totally wrong, yet supremely confident.

They turn from history and gaze in the mirror all day. They are Narcissus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

136 98 As far as I could see, the 4th passed uncelebrated in my neighborhood of Providence. No flags or bunting on the houses or vehicles, no general uplifted moods.
Completely disappointed

Having grown up in New England but now long gone, I am neither shocked or surprised.

Posted by: USMCMGB at July 05, 2026 01:47 PM (LNVkW)

137
All Obama had to do was activate the various groups and he'd have his private army. Why he didn't is debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

================

My theory: Incompetence and ignorance. He'd need the brains to inquire whether resources already existed and if so how they might be consolidated and activated. WAYYYY too much work. Thank God the guy wasn't energetic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 01:49 PM (mmrXZ)

138 I think the left prefers a very strict, organized society where everyone "is equal to everyone else." They really dislike personal responsibility and those with initiative.

That this will never be achieved in the way they think never enters their little pea brains.

But it's something the powers that be use as an agitation mechanism to get them to harass us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 01:49 PM (jehhT)

139 In the words of Critical Drinker, "go away now"!
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

Dude will be 80 on August 19.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:48 PM (4g5V+)
=====

Male. Chauvinist. Pig.

Dirty. Old. Man.

Both work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 01:50 PM (RIvkX)

140 Linus I would agree with that

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 01:50 PM (Ia/+0)

141 Clinton and Obama are both traitors. Bill Clinton sold America out in every imaginable way to Communist China. From dual-use supercomputers, to sending Loral Space and Communications to help the Chinese get their Long March rocket through stage three, to encryption technology, all of our nuclear secrets, and MIRV technology to miniaturize nuclear weapons, Bill sold them every single thing they wanted.

Obama just openly worked for America's enemies. His Rules of Engagement in Afghanistan prohibited American soldiers from firing on hostiles if those hostiles simply put their weapons down. His declaration that he would "always side with the Muslims" was entirely accurate. Under Obama, we stopped investigating radical Islam in America. In fact, we brought members of the Muslim Brotherhood in to help write the guidelines for our intelligence agencies. Obama also shipped hundreds of billions of dollars, in cash, to the terrorist regime in Iran.

The entire Democrat Party is working for America's enemies. The proof is all around us.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 01:51 PM (X+xvk)

142 > My theory: Incompetence and ignorance. He'd need the brains to inquire whether resources already existed and if so how they might be consolidated and activated. WAYYYY too much work. Thank God the guy wasn't energetic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 01:49 PM (mmrXZ)

Yeah. Replace him with, say, MummyDummy or Van Jones and things are likely to get spicy before it's over.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 05, 2026 01:51 PM (IG3/x)

143 My theory: Incompetence and ignorance. He'd need the brains to inquire whether resources already existed and if so how they might be consolidated and activated. WAYYYY too much work. Thank God the guy wasn't energetic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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The guy had *zero* experience with real life. The same might be said for most politicians.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

144 the 4th passed uncelebrated in my neighborhood of Providence. No flags or bunting on the houses or vehicles, no general uplifted moods."

We made up for it.

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 01:52 PM (cGjQu)

145 It's extremely patriotic to turn a blind eye to the fact that Donald Trump has made more money while in office than any president in history. He's made billions on AI and crypto investments that curiously coincide with his legislation. Similar claims about president Biden infuriated you, but now it's ok.

Posted by: Sid at July 05, 2026 01:53 PM (0HJrI)

146 Can you imagine where we’d be if shrillary?

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2026 01:55 PM (bEwGx)

147
I wonder if there were loyalists back in the day arguing that raping and pillaging was worth being able to get authentic Indian food?
Posted by: 18-1


The succotash was to die for!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 05, 2026 01:55 PM (s9VOe)

148 Marxists H8 our free rights
And freedom to run our own lives

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 01:55 PM (Ia/+0)

149 92 Let me recommend you check YouTube channels by Korean sisters Hana and Ina

I assume it's the same sisters - think I caught their Grand Canyon episode - that was a keeper. Never mind the Canyon itself, but experiencing the freedom to just up and go, drive several hundred miles to get there...

Posted by: MD_Mike at July 05, 2026 01:55 PM (6oVhu)

150 It's funny that the varied crisises that were to doom the administration are now reduced to "his blind trust made money".

That's the Sunday am talking point.

Now ask "how much would that trust be worth if it had the same rate of return as the Pelosi's? AOC? Ro ro?"

Heh

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 01:57 PM (cGjQu)

151
[sigh]

C'mon 'Sid', give us some concrete data. Moreover, compared to most notable Dems, Trump is a piker so far as wealth multiplication while in office. Sanders? Pelosi? Etc., et al.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

152 146 Can you imagine where we’d be if shrillary?
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2026 01:55 PM
.......

Pfffft. She's a piker.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 05, 2026 01:59 PM (2Ez/1)

153
By the way, on what should have been the biggest night of summer, the major shopping and restaurant district of Newport Beach in California had to shut down yesterday. The beaches were cleared by mounted police. I'll let you guess who showed up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:01 PM (mmrXZ)

154 FIRST WORLD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Ia/+0)

155 The right isn't politicizing Independence Day we are celebrating our country but since the left hates our country they'll argue THAT is politicizing it

Exactly. By “politicizing” they mean “celebrating”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 05, 2026 02:05 PM (kYmoU)

156 "they have no appreciation for what those men created: a template for the greatest country in the history of Man.

They think they can do better."

The Loyalists continued to live among us even after we defeated their cause. From the end of the war, they schemed to deliver the Unites States back to their god-king. Those efforts continue. Just as they enlisted the savage indian tribes to help in those early battles, they now make common cause with the islamist savages to terrorize and kill us into submission. It's not that they think they can do better. They think they are better...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2026 02:07 PM (nbLIj)

157 145: being an evil - thing - consumed with envy, hatred and resentment is no way to go through life. Besides, if he were a Socialist, you’d defend his right to make money while lording it over all of us.

Posted by: Cos Demon at July 05, 2026 02:10 PM (4g5V+)

158 130 > Don't forget his proposal of a National police force.

" we need a “civilian national security force” that is “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the U.S. military?
----------
Every Federal agency/bureau/department has an armed, paramilitary group. Education, for example, has, or had a massive, well funded military group armed with military grade small arms and MRAPs.

All Obama had to do was activate the various groups and he'd have his private army. Why he didn't is debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 01:37 PM (jehhT)

I think it’s is despicable and unnecessary for ISDs in TX to have police forces. We have enough fed LE as it is. And He wanted more???

Posted by: Cos Demon at July 05, 2026 02:13 PM (4g5V+)

159 Let me recommend you check YouTube channels by Korean sisters Hana and Ina. Who defected from North Korea and now live in South Korea and have toured the United States.
Their love for the U.S. including the freedom and the food is absolutely infectious.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 05, 2026 12:56 PM (z51w/)

I've been following them for a while. I've nearly been brought to tears by their love of the country and its people. They are amazed by the simple things we take for granted. A trip to Home Depot put them over the moon. The Grand Canyon nearly brought them to tears. Made me see our wonderful country through a new set of eyes.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 05, 2026 02:32 PM (5xuJ/)

160
FFS those black powder muskets were deafening.
Posted by: Don Black


I fired one at a scouting event years ago. Its owner said that I needed merely to brush the trigger for it to fire. He was not joking and, to my surprise, I hit the target.

Very loud it was, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 05, 2026 02:34 PM (s9VOe)

161 160
FFS those black powder muskets were deafening.
Posted by: Don Black

I fired one at a scouting event years ago. Its owner said that I needed merely to brush the trigger for it to fire. He was not joking and, to my surprise, I hit the target.

Very loud it was, though.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Used to go black powder shooting with friends. One of whom was ex-SS. He generally hit what he aimed at.

I'm thinking about mounting the Griswald& Gunnison in a display box.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 02:39 PM (XeU6L)

162 "That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men..."

I find this part of particular importance. It's a direct answer, from 250 years ago, to the common argument that it's stupid to believe in or support the Constitution because "it's just a piece of paper". When you dig a little, what they're usually arguing is that there is no such thing as natural rights, so people arguing for them are just stupid (which inevitably leads to the left's "politics is purely the exercise of power" and "morality is purely subjective" positions).

They like to pretend that patriots believe the Constitution has magic powers or something, but these words make it abundantly clear that the Founders saw natural rights as both existing and in need of enforcement. True natural rights are absolutely real as consequences of the human condition, but enforcing those rights is up to us. And when a government leaves its proper role and becomes destructive to them, it should be dissolved and replaced.

Posted by: Cortillaen at July 05, 2026 04:21 PM (1cPuw)

Book Thread: July 5th, 2026 (MP4)

Trumbull DofI.jpg

Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes. It’s time once again for the monthly MP4-hosted Sunday Book Thread. Dress for men, as always, is country club casual. Women are encouraged to wear their best Lilly Pulitzer:
https://tinyurl.com/8n8dd49y

So ask the barman for a cocktail, covfefe or tea and let’s get started!

‘we hold these truths to be self-evident’

By the time this is posted, I expect Independence Day will be behind us. What will happen that day? Nationwide hate-Trump riots? More “No Kings” marches? Democrat politicians of all skin hues and aspirations lecturing Americans about the inherent, inborn, unforgivable evil that is the United States? I don’t know. I do know that the 250th anniversary will be (or was) a sadder, more divisive and ultimately poorer celebration than that of 1976.

During the Bicentennial, I had the pleasure of visiting Filthadelphia, where I saw the meeting room of the Continental Congress (much smaller than that version seen in 1776) and came away with a copy of Edmund Morgan’s The Meaning of Independence, a collection of three lectures he gave in 1975 regarding Adams, Washington and Jefferson. It was the first book I had ever bought regarding the Revolution and to this day I still pick up the occasional volume that catches my eye. Allow me to mention a few:

Spies of the Revolution by Katherine and John Bakeless. My copy is from Scholastic Book Services and is a YA adaptation of their 1959 Turncoats, Traitors and Heroes. It’s a fad these days to write about Washington’s network of spies, but the Bakelesses covered that and more decades ago.

A.G. Langguth’s Patriots: The Men Who Started the American Revolution is, IMO, probably the best one-volume history of the Revolution and one written to appeal to all reading levels, charting the course of the conflict from the Stamp Act all the way to Yorktown and beyond.

For a close look at the Declaration itself, Pauline Maier’s American Scripture: Making the Declaration of Independence is a must-have. She examines not only the writing of the Declaration, but its antecedents, its mirror declarations in various colonies and how, in the 19th century, the document itself was ‘sanctified.’ An appendix reprints Jefferson’s original draft, enabling you to see how and where he was improved or watered down.

Thomas Fleming’s Liberty: The American Revolution was a companion volume to the 1997 PBS series. It’s a lavishly-illustrated book which begins in the aftermath of the French and Indian War, proceeding through the various Parliamentary attempts to squeeze money from the colonies and on into war, victory and the framing of the Constitution.

And, of course, if you happen to prowl used bookshops, you might come across any one of the various American Heritage books about the Revolution, colonial settlement or American history. An excellent example is their two-volume 200 Years: A Bicentennial Illustrated History of the United States.

And I can’t finish without mentioning Westholme Publishing, who specialize in the 18th century and have a companion website, Journal of the American Revolution. I’m looking forward to the publication of City Tavern: The Founding Table by Becky Libourel Diamond.

What about you? What books captured your imagination or influenced your thinking about independence? Will our 300th anniversary be as celebratory as 1976, or are we a rusty clock, winding down to a sad, empty silence?

[A Personal Request:
My new Theda Bara novel, Ten Thousand Midnights, is at reading draft stage and I'm looking for a few people to share thoughts. If you've read my first two, you know the scene - silent star Theda Bara is an amateur detective along with her makeup artist Toby Swanson. The new book has her asked by the LA police to help solve the 1922 murder of Paramount director William Desmond Taylor.

If you're interested, email me at christopherdigrazia@gmail.com and I'll send you a word file and what I'm looking for.]

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1 No real reading again. Must be the weather.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

2 Tolle Lege!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2026 08:56 AM (c3YdQ)

3 Tolle Lege

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 08:57 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Women are encouraged to wear their best Lilly Pulitzer

How contemporary for you, MP. Not even a hobble skirt. Are you feeling well?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:58 AM (1Ff7Z)

5 From what I have read, that painting has one realistic trivia.
They pulled the curtains to keep the sun out, and the spying

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 09:00 AM (Ia/+0)

6 Good morning again dear morons and thanks MP4 not a lot of reading this week, although I borrowed a new book based on rhomboid's recommendation about naval action in the Mediterranean during WW2.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

7 Good morning, Poppins and Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:02 AM (kpS4V)

8 Tall leggy

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 09:02 AM (Kt19C)

9 Word I learned this morning: “tsundoku,” the Japanese term for collecting books and letting them pile up unread.

Posted by: gp at July 05, 2026 09:02 AM (Jr5Lq)

10 Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading. With the brutal heat this week I had a good excuse to stay in the air conditioning and read.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (yTvNw)

11 I have a large single volume Washington biography I haven't read. A couple of years ago I read a bio of Nathaniel Greene.

Sad to say reading revolutionary books in today's state makes you wonder if they would have done it knowing what miscreants and evildoers are perpetrating on this country.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

12 Morning, MP4.

Howdy, Horde.

Not much reading this week either. Have started Karamazov and am almost a third of the way in, but started feeling like reading something else, so am now halfway through a revisit on A Farewell to Arms which I read who knows how long ago and about which I recall almost nothing. Can't seem to stay with anything really long these days.

Hope everyone's had a pleasant 4th.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (q3u5l)

13 Will our 300th anniversary be as celebratory as 1976, or are we a rusty clock, winding down to a sad, empty silence?
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Without some major changes in demography and policy, we won't make it another 25 years. Our enemies have been fighting 50 years for our destruction while we deny they even exist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

14 although I borrowed a new book based on rhomboid's recommendation about naval action in the Mediterranean during WW2.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Cunningham was the shit. The Italian navy was no joke.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 05, 2026 09:07 AM (XvL8K)

15 ... so am now halfway through a revisit on A Farewell to Arms which I read who knows how long ago and about which I recall almost nothing.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (q3u5l)

I recall everything!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 05, 2026 09:07 AM (1Ff7Z)

16 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

One of the "perks" of an extended power outage is that there's not much else to do besides read.

I finished two books yesterday and started a third.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2026 09:07 AM (FZ29D)

17 Morning, Book Addicts!

MP4, I'll send you a note today.

As for my reading adventures: I finished S.M. Stirling's first in his alternate Roman Empire series, To Turn the Tide, and am deep into its sequel, The Winds of Time. The setup: In 2032, a professor of ancient history (and former combat soldier) and four of his graduate students are catapulted in time, a second before a fusion bomb destroys Vienna, back to 165 AD, during Marcus Aurelius's reign. The time machine's inventor was killed in the time flip; but he had been preparing to avoid the coming nuclear holocaust. So the professor and his students have some antibiotics, models of machinery and textbooks, laptops and phones -- and knowledge of techniques and technology the world does not yet have.

They are not considered madmen or executed as wizards. They all speak Latin and some Greek, and with the friendship of a Jewish merchant, begin to introduce new tech to the Empire: the wheelbarrow, an improved sickle, saddles with stirrups, and much more. The two novels are rather Heinlein-esque, in that you are being educated in tech and economics while enjoying every second of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

18 Currently reading "The Fifth Heart," by the recently late Dan Simmons (of Hyperion Cantos fame). This was recommended last week on the book thread, and is an excellent story.

Writer Henry James very reluctantly teams up with the Legendary Sherlock Holmes to solve a murder mystery, while Holmes battles heroin addiction and undergoes the existential crisis of not knowing if he is, in fact, a real person, or is merely a character in Dr. Watson's numerous recountings of his adventures.

An excellent premise well-crafted.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2026 09:10 AM (/RHNq)

19 Sad to say reading revolutionary books in today's state makes you wonder if they would have done it knowing what miscreants and evildoers are perpetrating on this country.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

I think yes, absolutely. But if anyone could have foreseen Marx and Mao, they would have made appropriate pre-emptive law.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

20 Heinlein's early work as collected in his Future History volume, The Past Through Tomorrow, not only showed me what SF was supposed to be about, but also started me thinking about freedom. "You can't control a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

His other works like The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress carried me along in that vein.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:11 AM (wzUl9)

21 Wonderful christopher

Ive been reworking my story a graat romance set in bosnia a colonisl epic set in aden and a caper in marbella thats 60,000 words

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 05, 2026 09:13 AM (y3wWc)

22 I recently read an Osprey book about "The New Model Army," Cromwell's army during the English Civil War. (Not directly related to this week's topic, but maybe tangentially related) I generally buy Osprey books for the illustrations, but I'm making an effort to actually read through the books I buy. Alas, there wasn't a whole lot of useful information in this book's text.

But there was some interesting speculation. This was the era when English soldiers first stated dressing in their distinctive red coat. The book mentioned that we don't know much about the development of the redcoat costume; which sent me down a mental rabbit-hole. The red overcoat, that makes a certain amount of sense, from a practical standpoint. But the big lapels along the full height of the coat, the giant cuffs, the colored interior lining, and all the lace and decorations....That all seems very odd. Especially on a common soldier. And yet, at some point, it all made sense for the people who authorized it. Kinda makes me wonder why that all those decisions were made the way they were....

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:13 AM (3v7ra)

23 I think yes, absolutely. But if anyone could have foreseen Marx and Mao, they would have made appropriate pre-emptive law.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

It was only around 70 years between the Declaration and the commie manifesto.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 05, 2026 09:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

24 Yesterday was nothing but reading. From cover to cover I finished R A Salvatore's The Lone Drow and The Two Swords.

Read The 1000 orcs a few days ago. Pretty good story and blissfully unwokified.

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 05, 2026 09:15 AM (4a6AT)

25 I daresay that for a lot of us, Independence Day No. 250 was like our previous celebrations. Same parade (my church has a small one as part of our neighborhood party), same party, same friends ... maybe the food is different.

Oh, yeah, same fireworks racket into the night.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 05, 2026 09:16 AM (IDILA)

26 I'll second that on Heinlein.

Detoured for a while during and after college into being a good little lefty but came back to my senses after seeing the reactions to Reagan's SDI proposals.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 09:16 AM (q3u5l)

27 Additionally, Stirling's The Winds of Time introduces a conflict. The Chinese government in the 2030s stole the time machine tech from the German inventor and had their own machine and materiel ready to go, when Beijing is hit in the conflagration. A Chinese colonel and several more selected technicians and historians flip back to 165 AD as well, though in China instead of Austria. And they have heard of the new tech and procedures the Americans are introducing in Europe and western Asia.

In other words, as the American professor thinks, they are in for the same division within humanity -- competing political systems -- that led to nuclear bombs 2000 years hence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9)

28 I read the YA novel Chasing Embers by Glenn Beck with Mikalela G. Hedrick. After a war, the new world is run by Topos, Inc. Our history and our lives are a series of stories, and who control the stories controls our lives. Day after day, year after year, Topos has told lies to the people. People not only believe the lies, but they cease to care what is the truth. Seem familiar? Sounds like our far left. There is a group of people, the Oarsmen, living outside of Topos' control, and are committed to remembering the old true stories of our history. Lots of action-adventure.

Posted by: Zoltan at July 05, 2026 09:17 AM (VOrDg)

29 Still waiting for Eric Metaxas' "Revolution: The Birth of the Greatest Nation in the History of the World". Supposed to be delivered by this Friday, it's already been delayed once. The demand is high.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 09:18 AM (lJ0H4)

30 I do plan to reread the Declaration of Independence today. Too busy yesterday.

And ...

I'm trying a new approach to whittling my TBR list. Specifically, reading books I've acquired as gifts. So I've boarded "Von Ryan's Express" by David Westheimer.

Col. Joseph Ryan enters a POW camp in Italy and, as the senior officer, takes command and whips his slovenly charges into shape. His abrasive approach earns him the soubriquet "Von Ryan," but the men learn again to comport themselves as officers. But now Italy has surrendered, the guards have abandoned the camp -- and I still have half a book to go. Something's bound to go wrong. And it will likely involve a train.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 05, 2026 09:18 AM (IDILA)

31 With the brutal heat this week I had a good excuse to stay in the air conditioning and read.
Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (yTvNw)

I love it. I've been sitting outside on the porch as much as possible. AC gets too cold for me. So, I get cold, and then I go out in the sauna for a couple of hours, come in and cool off, repeat.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 09:18 AM (h7ZuX)

32 Sorry I'm late, I overslept!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 09:19 AM (qRla/)

33 . . . The red overcoat, that makes a certain amount of sense, from a practical standpoint. But the big lapels along the full height of the coat, the giant cuffs, the colored interior lining, and all the lace and decorations....That all seems very odd. Especially on a common soldier. And yet, at some point, it all made sense for the people who authorized it. Kinda makes me wonder why that all those decisions were made the way they were....
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026


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A method of instilling pride within the soldier, a patriotic sensibility that would make him feel he was part of an elite within an elite, perhaps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

34 I think there is one thing people are forgetting about the 200th and 250th. The 200th had a bunch of the same type of assholes running around that we have now. But… ack then, things in the country sucked, politically and economically. The 200th was a great excuse to take time to forget all that.

Now look at the 250th. Is the country not in a more prosperous state now than it was in 1976? There’s less of a need for escapism this go around.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:19 AM (4g5V+)

35 Oh, yeah, same fireworks racket into the night.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 05, 2026 09:16 AM (IDILA)

It went on a lot longer than usual in the neighborhood last night. I swear one of the people in the area shot off more than the show at the business down the street. I stood in the back yard and saw fireworks coming from every point of the compass. Too many people were doing it, so the police did nothing.*

*Roman candles are illegal here, but the Injuns sell them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 09:20 AM (1Ff7Z)

36 Booken morgen horden!!!
Happy start of Year 251 of the the greatest nation in history!

Congrats on nearing the finish line on Theda bk3, MP4

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 09:21 AM (ZBho7)

37 I didn't do any reading related to Washington or the Revolutionary War, but I did watch the "Young Washington" movie, which I do recommend. The battle scenes were on par with any big-budget historical epics. Alhtough I leave it to others who are better versed in the topic to discuss their historical accuracy...

It was also an interesting change of pace to see a main character who was actually brought low by his failures. (Aka, Fort Necessity) A real 'second act low point' is rare in this age of Mary Sues and Girlbosses. Anyways, this made Washington's subsequent redemption all the more cathartic to watch.

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:22 AM (3v7ra)

38 I often think about the men who we would now consider working by mostly candle light at night, to somehow keep a more or less coherent track of what they were talking about at that building we now call Independent Hall. Their was a lot of bickering among the members over what to write in both the Deceleration of Independent and the Constitution. Not unlike we would see today if the document was written today. It wasn't all agreed on what they want to say, and probably some back stabbing among the delegates. And the horse back riding between the states and Philadelphia to get information back and forth.

Posted by: Colin at July 05, 2026 09:22 AM (CiQE7)

39 I got around to Dungeon Crawler Carl this week. I am not a gamer, never have been. I mean, Pong was amazingly high tech when I was at an age when I might have gotten interested in gaming.

But I've gotten interested in this. It's funny, which is a nice change from my usual selections. I feel like I'm in the game, without having to learn how to play it. It's a nice diversion, and I'll keep reading.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 09:23 AM (h7ZuX)

40 13 Will our 300th anniversary be as celebratory as 1976, or are we a rusty clock, winding down to a sad, empty silence?
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Without some major changes in demography and policy, we won't make it another 25 years. Our enemies have been fighting 50 years for our destruction while we deny they even exist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM

Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us.

Posted by: Robert W. Pratt at July 05, 2026 09:23 AM (4g5V+)

41 The American Revolution is one of my favorite periods of history it was philosophical/idealistic and also about war. History was my undergrad, but don't repeat that.

I enjoy books that cover STEM type topics. I enjoyed Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Deming's Out of the Crisis, a book titled The God Particle by Leon Max Lederman, and a book of essays called The World Within the World, by John Barrow.

I've gotten very interested in the history of math, but haven't had time to devote to it. I do want to say that Euler is among the greatest geniuses to have ever lived, and possibly he is the greatest. My opinion.

Posted by: meh at July 05, 2026 09:24 AM (zZxsY)

42 More prosperous in 2026 than 1976?

Depends on how you measure it, what the criteria and so forth. I’m going to argue some things are better. Mostly a lot worse, and not a prescription for confidence going forward

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:24 AM (yKoRs)

43 Damn. Meant to read more bios on Founders and Founders adjacent at this point…

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:25 AM (4g5V+)

44 Wolfus, I enjoyed that series by Stirling. Kinda reminds me of his Nantucket series.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 09:25 AM (u/wrI)

45 Read Revolution by Metaxas.

Metaxas is an excellent storyteller and made this latest historical journey through our founding very enjoyable.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2026 09:25 AM (fnZRl)

46 A lot of practical choices went into those uniforms -- as into the civilian men's clothing they were derived from. Big cuffs? Those are the parts that get dirty and worn soonest, so you're basically adding a protective layer. Big lapels? SO you can button the whole thing right up to your chin in cold weather. Long coats so the rain will run off and not get into your boots. They were doing their best to create durable, all-weather gear but only had wool and linen to work with.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:26 AM (78a2H)

47 The Little League organization here has a ballpark across the street and south a bit from our house. They had a huge fireworks display last night -- it was terrific.
The whole evening was fireworks around us. That went on until midnight. Our poor cat finally came out from under the bed and slept with me.
The law here is fireworks for only the 3-5th of July, but as soon as the fireworks businesses open up we hear it, and will, for weeks. Just not as much as last night.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 05, 2026 09:27 AM (4VH0B)

48 42 More prosperous in 2026 than 1976?

Depends on how you measure it, what the criteria and so forth. I’m going to argue some things are better. Mostly a lot worse, and not a prescription for confidence going forward

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:24 AM (yKoRs)

The 70s were the era of stagflation, stubbornly high unemployment, and pessimism as a whole abounded. I’m not saying it’s all sunshine now, but would people trade this year for the 1970s? I doubt it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:28 AM (4g5V+)

49 Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us.

Posted by: Robert W. Pratt at July 05, 2026 09:23 AM (4g5V+)
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I see your point, but I probably live at least 25 years in the future from where you do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 09:28 AM (RIvkX)

50 I think there is one thing people are forgetting about the 200th and 250th. The 200th had a bunch of the same type of assholes running around that we have now. But… ack then, things in the country sucked, politically and economically. The 200th was a great excuse to take time to forget all that.

Now look at the 250th. Is the country not in a more prosperous state now than it was in 1976? There’s less of a need for escapism this go around.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:19 AM (4g5V+)


I'll also say that social media and the fracturing of the MFM monopoly did a lot to sow discord. In 1976, the hate-America crowd didn't have access to the worldwide sewer of Facebook and could only spew their vomitus within their own neighborhoods.

Now Muhammad Muhammad can post "Fuck you, America!" from his cosy Dearbornistan house and tens of thousands of like-minded amplify his message and you're suddenly slapped in the face with the number of assholes living here who would gladly tear it all down.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 09:29 AM (qRla/)

51 H. Rider Haggard wrote King Solomon's Mines as sort of a lark, just to prove how easy he thought it would be. The book became so popular, that like Arthur Conan Doyle, he could not abandon his character due to reader demand. The sequel he wrote next is simply entitled Allan Quatermain.

This story begins with the funeral for Allan's son Henry. As Quatermain grieves, he is approached by Sir Henry Curtis and John Good, who were his companions in the previous story. They both are looking for one more African adventure, and want to explore the legend of a civilization located beyond Lake Victoria. Allan, with nothing to hold him in England any more agrees to one last journey

As the party moves across East Africa, they find their old Zulu friend Umslopogaas, who joins them in defending a mission station before they resume their journey to find the legendary tribe in the West. Almost from the moment they enter Africa, the team are forced to fight for their lives against daunting odds, and to endure overwhelming danger and near impossible situations. This is another rousing adventure story.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 05, 2026 09:29 AM (0U5gm)

52 33 A method of instilling pride within the soldier, a patriotic sensibility that would make him feel he was part of an elite within an elite, perhaps.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

That makes as much sense as anything. That and maybe making them look impressive when on parade and when standing guard around the palace...

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:29 AM (3v7ra)

53 I was glad to hear a lot of fireworks last night. The Fourth in 2025 was too quiet. As long as your neighbors are willing to defy the law and make some noise to celebrate their nation, hope can remain.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:29 AM (78a2H)

54 I also read the YA novel Paper Towns by John Green. This is the story of a group of teens in their last weeks of high school. Quentin has loved his neighbor, Margo, from afar. Margo is a free spirit and enlists Quentin in an all-night campaign of revenge on her former friends who treated her wrongly. The following morning, Margo has disappeared. Q and his friends decipher clues left by Margo to track her down, missing high school graduation while doing so. Not the best YA book that I have read, but full of action and teenage angst.

Posted by: Zoltan at July 05, 2026 09:30 AM (VOrDg)

55 I saw a pretty edition of the Federalist Papers at the local warehouse club - tempted to get it.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 09:30 AM (ZBho7)

56 Considering “Independence” is the holiday under discussion , the number of individuals wholly or mostly dependent on government largesse is not encouraging. Industry has been hollowed out. This was a huge problem in 1976 as well. So was illegal migration.

Attitudes were certainly different. No self respecting family man would accept welfare if he could help it. People were proud of the fact they weren’t on the dole. Now? You’re a fool if you don’t steal whatever ain’t nailed down.

Quality Learing Centers. Medical fraud. Home day care.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:30 AM (yKoRs)

57 But there was some interesting speculation. This was the era when English soldiers first stated dressing in their distinctive red coat. The book mentioned that we don't know much about the development of the redcoat costume; which sent me down a mental rabbit-hole. The red overcoat, that makes a certain amount of sense, from a practical standpoint. But the big lapels along the full height of the coat, the giant cuffs, the colored interior lining, and all the lace and decorations....That all seems very odd. Especially on a common soldier. And yet, at some point, it all made sense for the people who authorized it. Kinda makes me wonder why that all those decisions made the way they were....
Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:13 AM (3v7ra)
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Military uniforms are a fascinating subject, and Osprey Publishing pretty much made a fortune on documenting all of it.

The core purpose is unit/faction identification, so if one side is wearing blue, you need to wear red or something else. Royal troops wore blue, and they still do today. The Household Guard wears blue uniforms. The Royal Artillery wore blue with red facings.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:31 AM (ZOv7s)

58 Thanks for the recommendations, MP4. I always have a tab open for my library when I read the book thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:31 AM (kpS4V)

59 The books that influenced me the most
about The American Revolution were:

Johnny Tremain. (Esther Forbes)
(by far and away - the most influential)

Ben and Me (Robert Lawson)

Mr. Revere and I (Robert Lawson)

Arundel (Kenneth Roberts)

Rabble in Arms (Kenneth Roberts)

I read them all in grade school in the '60's
I now have First Editions of each.





Posted by: retropox at July 05, 2026 09:31 AM (j/x/c)

60 The only downside from July 4: I'm going to be eating leftover potato salad and hot dogs until August.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:31 AM (78a2H)

61 >>> 60 The only downside from July 4: I'm going to be eating leftover potato salad and hot dogs until August.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:31 AM (78a2H)

You must not have a dog or a hog.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2026 09:33 AM (R+iUD)

62 53 I was glad to hear a lot of fireworks last night.

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Here too! Despite a thunderstorm with lightning, and our local woke town canceling fireworks coz of the heatwave, I could hear a lot of booms all night.
Stayed up past midnight watching the DC fireworks.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 09:34 AM (ZBho7)

63 46 Big cuffs? Those are the parts that get dirty and worn soonest, so you're basically adding a protective layer. Big lapels?
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:26 AM (78a2H)

See, that's the sort of thing that no book I've read has covered, or even suggested...

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:34 AM (3v7ra)

64 I read/listened to Remarkably Bright Creatures and All the Colors of the Dark.
I really enjoyed Remarkably Bright Creatures, it was an engaging book and I hear the movie is pretty good too. I'll try and watch it soon, maybe later today.
All the Colors of the Dark was good too, although he could have easily cut 100 pages in the middle. It had very unexpected twists and was a compelling read. It was beautifully written and the language and prose captivating.
I have The Hail Mary Project downloaded to Audible for our road trip next week for the spawn's probably last Nationals competition's.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 05, 2026 09:35 AM (VCgbV)

65 My potato salad's too good to waste.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:35 AM (78a2H)

66 Most of my reading this week has been a series of books from Arcadia Publishing - you know, the outfit that specializes in local history, printing histories of towns, cities, attractions and so on.

Mine have been all book-related - Early Paramount Pictures, Early Hollywood, Santa Monica, Early Universal City and so on - because I need to get as many details right as I can.

I've also got a large map of 1922 LA which I need to spend time with this week, marking out the various spots my characters visit so that I have the geography as correct as can be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 09:36 AM (qRla/)

67 The Type 56 youtube channel has a recent post about how PLA uniforms went from simple to complex and the short version is that uniforms are a code to tell people within a large organization full of strangers who does what at a glance.

When armies were small (say local militia or feudal levies) everyone knew everyone. There wasn't a lot of technical complexity. Status/rank was obvious ("he must be royalty, he's not covered in shit") but as armies get more technical, more sprawling, units and weapons become more specialized, suddenly you need to be able to quickly tell your riflemen from your "line" infantry, artillerists from cavalry and horse artillery from infantry artillery.

You also need to know who is under your command. The various regimental uniforms seem absurd to Americans, but our armies were traditionally tiny. Then the Civil War came, and what do you know - we started making soldiers wear special badges on their hats and uniform so we could tell which brigade, division and corps they belong do. And still do that today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)

68 That red uniform was certainly impressive, but when I see it I always find myself thinking, "Whoa, bummer of a birthmark, Hal."

200 as opposed to 250? One nice thing about the 70s was that the Dems were not yet importing the third world as fast as they could. They'd laid the groundwork IIRC, but they hadn't pushed the controls to ludicrous speed.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 09:37 AM (q3u5l)

69 64 I read/listened to Remarkably Bright Creatures and All the Colors of the Dark.
I really enjoyed Remarkably Bright Creatures, it was an engaging book and I hear the movie is pretty good too. I'll try and watch it soon, maybe later today.
All the Colors of the Dark was good too, although he could have easily cut 100 pages in the middle. It had very unexpected twists and was a compelling read. It was beautifully written and the language and prose captivating.
I have The Hail Mary Project downloaded to Audible for our road trip next week for the spawn's probably last Nationals competition's.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 05, 2026 09:35 AM (VCgbV)


As is usually the case the book is much better than the movie...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2026 09:37 AM (u0koz)

70 No need to remind me, I was there in the 70s and it was horrible for a lot of people. It’s sort of moot in a way. Most of the problems were government induced due to currency devaluations and epic deficit borrowing and spending. Just like today.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:38 AM (yKoRs)

71 51 H. Rider Haggard wrote King Solomon's Mines as sort of a lark, just to prove how easy he thought it would be. The book became so popular, that like Arthur Conan Doyle, he could not abandon his character due to reader demand. The sequel he wrote next is simply entitled Allan Quatermain.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 05, 2026 09:29 AM (0U5gm)

I need to read those stories. I've seen a few different movie versions of them (including one super low-budget movie that had me rolling on the floor laughing because the characters walked off to adventure without even a prop-canteen) but never actually read them. I think I have "King Solomon's Mines" as the 'main event' in a hardcover pulp-anthology I bought from Barnes and Noble years ago. Maybe that should move to the top of the to-b-read pile...

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:38 AM (3v7ra)

72 20 Heinlein's early work as collected in his Future History volume, The Past Through Tomorrow, not only showed me what SF was supposed to be about, but also started me thinking about freedom. "You can't control a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

His other works like The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress carried me along in that vein.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:11 AM (wzUl9)
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I was going to say that Heinlein was probably my introduction to pondering about freedom. One of his juveniles had a team of young adults having to establish a society from scratch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:39 AM (kpS4V)

73 Wolfus, I enjoyed that series by Stirling. Kinda reminds me of his Nantucket series.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026


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I haven't seen those at my local library. I'll have to look around.

Stirling's name first came to my attention with one of his Known Space short stories in The Man-Kzin Wars volumes. I'll have to look and see which one. (No, I did not name my cat for him!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

74 I read The Declaration of Independence and took my time with it. Reading it the first time was an assignment in grade school with little context, just told it was important. Now I read it with some understanding of the geopolitical, historical and philosophical underpinnings which makes the document even richer and more impressive. I use the B and N "The Constitution of the United States of America: And Selected Writings of the Founding Fathers". It's one of their fancy hardcover editions and provides the basic documents. The selected writings provide a lot of context that is probably ignored in classrooms today.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 09:40 AM (yTvNw)

75 Another excellent single volume book on the Revolution is Angel in the Whirlwind: The Triumph of the American Revolution.

Bobrick and Metaxas are great storytellers.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2026 09:41 AM (fnZRl)

76 Speaking of writing, I posted a distillation of our new deacon's homily from yesterday - about prayer and the founding
*points to link in nic*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 09:41 AM (ZBho7)

77 No fireworks in my neck of the woods. Not even by private individuals. Didn't hear a single pop. But that has more to do with the red-flag fire restrictions, and the near-record lack of snowfall and drought than anything else. So, while regrettable, it is understandable and actually responsible...

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 09:41 AM (3v7ra)

78 We are deep in the crazy years

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 05, 2026 09:41 AM (y3wWc)

79 A lot of practical choices went into those uniforms -- as into the civilian men's clothing they were derived from. Big cuffs? Those are the parts that get dirty and worn soonest, so you're basically adding a protective layer. Big lapels? SO you can button the whole thing right up to your chin in cold weather. Long coats so the rain will run off and not get into your boots. They were doing their best to create durable, all-weather gear but only had wool and linen to work with.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:26 AM (78a2H)
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The big cuffs could be folded down to cover your hands. Cheaper than buying everyone mittens or gloves, which would immediately be lost.

And yes, you are correct. The illustrations we typically see (and what reenactors wear) is the "parade/inspection" look, not how they were worn in the field.

Blankets are an interesting example. On the march, you typically want it rolled and lashed to your knapsack to keep it out of the way, but in cold weather, you might wear it diagonally across your back and chest like a sash.

The Prussian Army also "rolled blankets" when going into action because it added extra protection against bullets and bayonets.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:42 AM (ZOv7s)

80 Thanks for the Book Thread, MP4!

Received Radicalism of the American Revolution by Gordon S. Wood. Looking forward to reading it.

Here's to at least another 250 years for the U.S.A.!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 05, 2026 09:42 AM (D/6p1)

81 Families were still largely intact, out of wedlock births, welfare, dysfunctional social systems.

The rot has spread far and wide and there’s nowhere to run, (which was something leftists had on their radar)

Sorry, I’ll stop being a Debbie Downer. We have much to be thankful for! It’s just tragic that all this shit was avoidable.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:42 AM (yKoRs)

82 Speaking of Gen. Washington's spies --

I never had heard of his Culper Ring until Vertigo Comics published its adventure series Y: The Last Man.

The premise was that somehow every male creature on Earth suddenly died except one guy (I don't recall his name) and his pet Caupachin, Ampersand. (His name I do recall.)

This sounds like the basis for a sex comedy, but it is treated with deadly seriousness. No males -- no continuing food supply, for openers.

How does the Culper Ring figure in this? The agency has been operating all this time, and its Agent 355 shows up to help the last man, who is trying to find his girlfriend while not being discovered to be a man, which would make his life a worse hell. Not only would every government want him, there's a band of Amazons who are out to finish the job.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 05, 2026 09:42 AM (p/isN)

83 I was going to say that Heinlein was probably my introduction to pondering about freedom. One of his juveniles had a team of young adults having to establish a society from scratch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026


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Oh, that's right -- Tunnel in the sky, where a high school class dropped by matter transmitter on a wild alien planet as a field exercise gets stranded, and have to survive and build their own small society. Maybe it was RAH's direct answer to Golding's Lord of the Flies? Golding's book appeared the year before Heinlein's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

84 What good does a Stovepipe hat (or a bowler) do for the Sun? Seems like headgear wasn’t always practical. And hats were expensive. Clothing in general, cost a fortune. They didn’t have sweatshops in Honduras

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:44 AM (yKoRs)

85 63 46 Big cuffs? Those are the parts that get dirty and worn soonest, so you're basically adding a protective layer. Big lapels?
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:26 AM
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I assume lapels can be folded up and pinned to form a collar for warmth. The narrowness or hangglideryness depends on how a Beau Brummell defines the fashion for that time period.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:45 AM (kpS4V)

86 I love those Arcadia Publishing books! I buy them at garage sales or thrift stores whenever I see them, because they are kinda pricey for what they are.
Looking at all the old architecture, and the downtowns/neighbor hoods of days past makes me think about all the hopes and dreams those builders and citizens and storekeepers had for the future of their city/neighborhood/country.

It's sad when I see what the downtown was like, in say, Adrian, MI, near where we lived. They really had it going on, with manufacturing, society things, retail -- beautiful buildings. A sense of pride shows through in the photos. And then drive through the same area today, or even 25 years ago, and it's just sad. I'm glad the founders and builders and dreamers of that bustling town did not live to see what it has become.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 05, 2026 09:45 AM (4VH0B)

87 I finished Three m’en on the Bummel, this week. Not as good as Three Men in a Boat. They should have brought Mntmorency along. Made no progress on One of Ours. Maybe this week. Started Nick Tosche.s bio of Dean Martin. Not at all happy with his writing style but still interested in the story he’s telling so I will soldier on.

Posted by: Who Knew at July 05, 2026 09:45 AM (0QMbS)

88 Here too! Despite a thunderstorm with lightning, and our local woke town canceling fireworks coz of the heatwave, I could hear a lot of booms all night.
Stayed up past midnight watching the DC fireworks.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 09:34 AM (ZBho7)
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We had a thunderstorm hit right after sunset, but it pushed through quickly and as soon as the rain was gone, there was an eruption of man-made thunder from all sides. It was great. There was still lighting in the distance - God joining in the celebration!

I went for a bigger display this year, and everyone loved it. I'll improve on it next year. Lots of heavy stuff going up in my liberal college town, which bodes well for the future.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)

89 MP4, thanks for today's book thread.

Anybody have an opinion on Gordon Wood? It seems I see his name a few times with regards to books about the Revolutionary War.

Posted by: dantesed at July 05, 2026 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

90 67 The Type 56 youtube channel has a recent post about how PLA uniforms went from simple to complex and the short version is that uniforms are a code to tell people within a large organization full of strangers who does what at a glance.

You also need to know who is under your command. The various regimental uniforms seem absurd to Americans, but our armies were traditionally tiny. Then the Civil War came, and what do you know - we started making soldiers wear special badges on their hats and uniform so we could tell which brigade, division and corps they belong do. And still do that today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)

IIRC the PLA actually tried to not have a rank structure at all under Mao. The mind boggles as to how that would actually work.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:46 AM (4g5V+)

91 84 What good does a Stovepipe hat (or a bowler) do for the Sun? Seems like headgear wasn’t always practical. And hats were expensive. Clothing in general, cost a fortune. They didn’t have sweatshops in Honduras
Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:44 AM (yKoRs)

Boonies FTW.

When I was deployed, I was not sent downrange with one. I ordered one online straightaway.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:47 AM (4g5V+)

92 MP4. Glad to hear about your progress on the new Theda Bara, I throughly enjoyed the first two and am looking forward to the new one

Posted by: Who Knew at July 05, 2026 09:48 AM (0QMbS)

93 Another excellent single volume book on the Revolution is Angel in the Whirlwind: The Triumph of the American Revolution.

I have that as well as Gordon S Wood's The American Revolution: A History (190 pages) and Bruce Lancaster's The American Revolution (American Heritage Library, 368 pages).

And since I live in Massachusetts, I have a fondness for pre-revolutionary works about Boston. I'm slowly making my way through Brian Deming's dense Boston and the Dawn of American Independence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)

94 Drinking coffee from my Philadelphia Starbucks coffee cup.

Going through 1989 cured me of my Eeyore tendencies. If we want them to, great things will happen. On to 2276 and beyond.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:49 AM (4g5V+)

95 "Sorry, I’ll stop being a Debbie Downer. We have much to be thankful for! It’s just tragic that all this shit was avoidable."

I wonder if it was. Envy and sloth lie at the heart of a lot of that crap, and I can't see those aspects of human nature ever being completely eliminated. Suppressed for a while and discouraged maybe, but never completely eliminated. Without them the left would be laughed off the world stage whenever it showed up.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 09:49 AM (q3u5l)

96 Also reading Life and Fate by Vasily Grossman.

"The structure of Life and Fate is similar to that of War and Peace: the life of a whole society is evoked by means of a large number of different sub-plots centered around one family."

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2026 09:51 AM (fnZRl)

97 Books can have pictures. Pictures can be boobs. Or dogs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 05, 2026 09:51 AM (Kt19C)

98 It’s just tragic that all this shit was avoidable.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:42 AM (yKoRs)
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I don't think it was. I think every generation has its own follies and societies regularly repeat the same mistakes because we are all fallible. Humans are not perfectible, certainly not in a secular sense.

But just as virtues can go into eclipse, so can vices, and so hard time make harder people. I'm actually thrilled at the state of affairs, particularly the speed with which society reversed itself regarding trans crap and other issues.

The 1970s objectively sucked. They were ugly and depressing. There were some bright spots (burning the bra being one of the biggest), but there was a lot wrong and I think the Bicenntennial was a brief attempt to cheer everyone up. Then we got Jimmy Carter. Ugh.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ZOv7s)

99 IIRC the PLA actually tried to not have a rank structure at all under Mao. The mind boggles as to how that would actually work.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:46 AM (4g5V+)
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They did, briefly. It did not work. Rank isn't just to establish hierarchy, ya damn hippiecommies.

It was about as practical as "Red means GO!" for traffic lights.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)

100 Both a stovepipe/top hat and a bowler put lots of air space above your head inside the hat -- just like pith helmets and "sun helmets" for tropical protection. In their earliest versions both hats had pretty wide brims -- they got narrower as the hats became purely items of fashion. Look at a picture of Lincoln in his famous stovepipe hat and the brim is at least 3-4 inches wide.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:52 AM (78a2H)

101 I started reading the first Flavia de Luce book. She is only 11 so I'm going to say it's a children's/YA book. Not bad through the first chapter.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 05, 2026 09:52 AM (VCgbV)

102 Also influential Revolution books (read in grade school)

Drums (James Boyd).

I don't have a First Edition of it with the N.C. Wyeth illustrations. Yet.

And, I note, that N. C. Wyeths art was also a large influence on me. We had a 'coffee table' book of his art when I was a kid - hugely influential.

I still get apprehensive when I see a picture
of 'Blind Pew' (from Treasure Island - also a favorite book of Colonial times)

Posted by: retropox at July 05, 2026 09:53 AM (j/x/c)

103 Started Nick Tosche.s bio of Dean Martin. Not at all happy with his writing style but still interested in the story he’s telling so I will soldier on.

Tosches is very much and acquired taste. I've read that book, but while it's thorough, it ends up fairly depressing and cynical.

You might want to at least dip into William Schoell's Martini Man: The Life of Dean Martin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 09:53 AM (qRla/)

104 Also on my TBR pile . . . well, there isn't much from the library. The Lords of Creation, the third in S.M. Stirling's alternate Solar System series; and Life Stories: Profiles From the New Yorker, David Remnick, ed. I've dipped into the latter to read the profiles of Brando (by Truman Capote), Johnny Carson (Kenneth Tynan), Hemingway, and Richard Pryor. And the comic skewering of Henry Luce, founder of Time, using the kind of prose Time itself created ("Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind").

There is one other I want to check out, the profile of Roseanne Barr.

Otherwise I have a couple of early William Goldman novels Just Some Guy sent me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

105 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 05, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

106 What good does a Stovepipe ..

Storing documents and rabbits?

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2026 09:54 AM (fnZRl)

107 I wonder if it was. Envy and sloth lie at the heart of a lot of that crap, and I can't see those aspects of human nature ever being completely eliminated. Suppressed for a while and discouraged maybe, but never completely eliminated. Without them the left would be laughed off the world stage whenever it showed up.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 09:49 AM (q3u5l)
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This being the Book Thread, I will note that a lot of nonsense we deal with today is not new. G.K. Chesterton addressed it, as did Evelyn Waugh. Orwell was more political, but others focused on social fads which are drearily familiar.

Heck, even Dickens created characters we would immediately recognize, like Mrs. Jellby, who obsesses about foreign kids while neglecting her own. Nothing is new.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:54 AM (ZOv7s)

108 One of my favorites, acquired during a visit to Colonial Williamsburg, is Mr. Revere and I by Robert Lawson. Revere's ride from the perspective of his horse, Sherry. It's YA and mostly lighthearted but does not shy away from unpleasantness and the reality of the times. I especially appreciate that Sherry starts off being a very conforming British horse but makes her own decision to support the colonials and it makes sense. Features very nice pen and ink illustrations by the author, who also wrote Ferdinand.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 05, 2026 09:55 AM (LuunY)

109 It was about as practical as "Red means GO!" for traffic lights.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)

You make a joke, but the PM of the PRC had to intervene to prevent the Red Guards from doing exactly that with traffic lights. (Or maybe you already knew that?)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:55 AM (4g5V+)

110 The simple idea of literacy has failed.

The survey, first spotted by the Economist, tested around 160,000 people of all ages, across all 38 member states. It found that across all OECD member countries, a full 8 percent of college students are reading at the level of a ten-year-old, if not worse. While countries like Germany and France rang in at under 5 percent, countries like Poland, Israel, and the United States blew the curve at 21, 20, and 14 percent, respectively.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 05, 2026 09:57 AM (/+uur)

111 MP4, I'm not a good choice for a proof/beta reader because I am much too forgiving of authors but I am looking forward to publication. Congrats and best wishes.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 09:57 AM (vTZFs)

112 It’s just tragic that all this shit was avoidable.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:42 AM (yKoRs)

*Ponders the Old Testament, and the many blessings and opportunities that God gave His people, and the many times they screwed that up, and the ensuing forgiveness and wins, and etc.

Now today, where commies are winning certain seats, but most of America has had it with their BS. I think it's going to be all right. Pendulum swings.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 09:58 AM (h7ZuX)

113 and I can't see those aspects of human nature ever being completely eliminated.
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That’s not the point. Of course they can’t be eliminated. The government encourages it now, that’s the problem.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2026 09:58 AM (yKoRs)

114 IIRC the PLA actually tried to not have a rank structure at all under Mao. The mind boggles as to how that would actually work.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:46 AM (4g5V+)
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The PLA did not have ranks initially, but because it was small, that wasn't an issue. During the civil war, they were able to get by because the core leadership knew each other so well, and also it was just masses of light infantry, fighting exhausted conscripts.

When it tried to modernize, it adopted Soviet ranks and then ran wild, creating crazy different branches. That army never saw any action, however, because as part of the Cultural Revolution, Mao forced the PLA to "revert" to the old system, which was a complete shitshow, leading to humiliations against both the Soviets and the Vietnamese.

Then the ranks came back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 09:58 AM (ZOv7s)

115 Looks like it's gonna rain off and on today. Better huddle inside with a stack of books.

Thanks to whoever recommended "The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires" by Grady Hendrix. It's a hoot and genuinely scary. Grady also wrote "Horrorstör", about an IKEA-esque big box store where strange things are afoot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:59 AM (kpS4V)

116 Heck, even Dickens created characters we would immediately recognize, like Mrs. Jellby, who obsesses about foreign kids while neglecting her own. Nothing is new.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026


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I wish I liked Dickens on the page better. His prose is rather dense. But his characters are timeless, as are their names. Few authors have ever named characters as well as Dickens and Shakespeare did: Sairey Gamp, Lady Dedlock, Sir Toby Belch, and Sir Andrew Aguecheek, to name just four.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

117 Hillsdale College has a nice summary of the Revolution on utube, called American Revolution, and has Tom Selleck narrating.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2026 09:59 AM (pMl/x)

118 Two of my favorite YA books were about the Revolutionary war:

"The Reb and the Redcoats" by Constance Savery and "The Sherwood Ring" by Elizabeth Pope.

TR&R is about some British children living with their Uncle Lawrence, who is back from the war in America. He is given custody of an America POW, who strikes up a friendship with the children -while all the time trying to figure out how to escape to France.

TSR is about a young modern American woman who lives with her uncle in the family mansion in New York state. A British researcher who comes to look into the local history and sparks her interest in the War - then four ghosts from the Revolutionary War era each appear to tell her about what really happened in the area.

Posted by: Wethal at July 05, 2026 10:00 AM (gihWY)

119 Don't even get me started on uniforms and equipment.

I've got all I can handle right now with flags.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at July 05, 2026 10:00 AM (kK7U2)

120 Grady also wrote "Horrorstör", about an IKEA-esque big box store where strange things are afoot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

I enjoyed leafing through that - the Ikea-ish catalog format was brilliant.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 05, 2026 10:01 AM (u/wrI)

121 In their earliest versions both hats had pretty wide brims -- they got narrower as the hats became purely items of fashion. Look at a picture of Lincoln in his famous stovepipe hat and the brim is at least 3-4 inches wide.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:52 AM (78a2H)
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Elaborate clothing was a valuable status symbol. One of the aspirations of lower class people was to own a suit and hat, or a nice dress. Buying a wedding gown (a one-use item) was conspicuous consumption.

We've generally lost that idea, substituting cars and electronics (but retaining jewelry and watches).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:02 AM (ZOv7s)

122 Thanks to whoever recommended "The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires" by Grady Hendrix. It's a hoot and genuinely scary. Grady also wrote "Horrorstör", about an IKEA-esque big box store where strange things are afoot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026


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That was me, Eris. I'll look for more of Hendrix's stuff on my next library flyby. It sounds to me like he produces just the kind of stories I like to read and write.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

123 Reading Malcolm Guite's "Galahad and the Grail" epic poem has had (considering it's me) predictable side effects.
1 - I'm collecting some of the literature of the King Arthur legends, both historical like Le Morte D'Arthur and recent like Roger Lancelyn Green's "King Arthur and His Knights". There is a strong connection of the Arthur story with several of the Inklings.
2 - Dealing with the period of the early tales, roughly 12th century, has led to other writing from that period which is how I learned about Hildegard of Bingen. She is turning out to be one of the most extraordinary people, of any period, who ever lived. I have to learn more about her.
3 - All of this has led to a new appreciation of what the medieval religious orders preserved and created while much of the West was floundering in the dark.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 10:03 AM (yTvNw)

124 Grady also wrote "Horrorstör", about an IKEA-esque big box store where strange things are afoot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 09:59 AM (kpS4V)

That was a ridiculous horror romp. Putting "Southern Book Club..." on my library list now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 10:04 AM (h7ZuX)

125 Hats, up to 1960s but going back centuries was a necessity daily wear. Look at these old movies of city steer life, most men woill be wearing hats. At a recent office refurbished their was a wall size photo of very early 1900s with has to be a thousand people in the picture. Very few didn't have a hat on, we actually tried to count and it isn't many.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 10:04 AM (Ia/+0)

126 Insignia and indications of rank may have been necessary, but IIRC, stripes and bars were often removed when a unit was out in the field so that an enemy couldn't easily tell who was in charge. And God help the man who saluted a superior out in the field and marked him for possible snipers.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 10:04 AM (q3u5l)

127 118 Two of my favorite YA books were about the Revolutionary war:

"The Reb and the Redcoats" by Constance Savery and "The Sherwood Ring" by Elizabeth Pope.

Thanks, Wethal!
Did not know of those two.

Posted by: retropox at July 05, 2026 10:05 AM (j/x/c)

128 I wish I liked Dickens on the page better. His prose is rather dense. But his characters are timeless, as are their names. Few authors have ever named characters as well as Dickens and Shakespeare did: Sairey Gamp, Lady Dedlock, Sir Toby Belch, and Sir Andrew Aguecheek, to name just four.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)
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Waugh of course loathes Dickens (most English do, and find America's fondness of him just one more example of our low culture), but he also does the fun naming thing, particularly in his "smart set" novels.

His newspapers are Daily Brute, the Daily Beast (yes, that's where it comes from), the Daily Excess - and the editors are Lord Copper and Lord Zinc (how they made their money, natch) and of course there is Lady Metroland, etc.

Though more rooted in "our" world, Brideshead Revisted and Sword of Honour do contain some nods to his earlier works.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:06 AM (ZOv7s)

129 100 Both a stovepipe/top hat and a bowler put lots of air space above your head inside the hat -- just like pith helmets and "sun helmets" for tropical protection. In their earliest versions both hats had pretty wide brims -- they got narrower as the hats became purely items of fashion. Look at a picture of Lincoln in his famous stovepipe hat and the brim is at least 3-4 inches wide.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 09:52 AM (78a2H)
Recommended by his dermatologist. Unfortunately Lincoln was not wearing his hat when he was shot.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2026 10:08 AM (LHPAg)

130 Last night I had a startling example of just how bad AI can be. I had occasion to search for a street here in town, "Dorgenois," as one of Miss Linda's genealogy sources indicated that it once was named "Dolhonde." The Qwant "Flash Answer" told me that Dorgenois Street is part of the Lower Garden District, that it runs between St. Charles and Lafayette Streets, is parallel to Jackson Avenue, and is lined with historic and often stately homes.

Not a single one of those sentences is true. The entire thing was hilariously, and yet frighteningly, inaccurate.

Beware.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:09 AM (wzUl9)

131 I have bought but only just begun to read Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep by Paul Tremblay. Obviously inspired, at least in part, by Philip K. Dick, it's about Julia Flang, a twenty-something former semi-professional gamer offered a temp job with a payday she can’t refuse, to chaperone a man in a vegetative state—one with proprietary AI implanted in his head—from California to the East Coast using a video game like controller.




Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

132 I'm collecting some of the literature of the King Arthur legends, both historical like Le Morte D'Arthur and recent like Roger Lancelyn Green's "King Arthur and His Knights". There is a strong connection of the Arthur story with several of the Inklings.

You might enjoy Mike Ashley's The Mammoth Book of King Arthur. He covers the candidates for the historical Arthur, the evidence for his existence and then takes a dive into the legend itself and its accretions before going on to a survey of Arthurian movies and novels.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 10:10 AM (qRla/)

133 I read that WWII caused men to rebel against mandatory hat-wearing. Don't know if that's true, but I do recall CPOs' passion for yelling about putting one's damn cover on.

I for one am pro hat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:10 AM (kpS4V)

134 Insignia and indications of rank may have been necessary, but IIRC, stripes and bars were often removed when a unit was out in the field so that an enemy couldn't easily tell who was in charge. And God help the man who saluted a superior out in the field and marked him for possible snipers.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 10:04 AM (q3u5l)
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That's a very modern phenomenon. With a smoothbore musket, sniper-level accuracy is impossible. With rifled muskets, it became an issue, and that's when US officers began taking their shoulder straps off an pinning officer rank on a private's uniform. The NCOs were still highly visible, not not considered a priority.

Europeans struggled with that, though, and as late as WW I, officers wanted to be identified. The British Army banned its officers from wearing riding pants because the casualty rates were so high.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)

135 Grady also wrote "Horrorstör", about an IKEA-esque big box store where strange things are afoot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Horror/suspense is usually not my cuppa tea but that sounds just weird enough to be interesting.

(* looks up on Amazon *)

Ouch, ten bucks for Kindle. OK, maybe later. But it goes on The List.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 10:11 AM (vTZFs)

136 I think one reason everybody dresses like slobs nowadays is simply that clothing is so damned cheap there's no point in trying to dress for status. Even a nice suit is just a few weeks' income for a working class person nowadays. In the 19th century the relative cost was 10x greater, so having _more than one suit_ was a sign you were a gentleman.

We have some artificially-inflated luxury brands which exist basically as a way to advertise how expensive they are, but that's essentially a niche interest.

So most people just dress for comfort/practicality all the time now. How many men don't even own a tie any more?

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 10:11 AM (78a2H)

137 And since I live in Massachusetts, I have a fondness for pre-revolutionary works about Boston.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)

Has anyone ever written a book about post Treaty of Paris NYC? It'd be interesting to read what the British did after they were informed, and finally left. Did they stay in barracks? Still patrolled the city? Get attacked by citizens? Might be an interesting story.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 10:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

138 Hats, up to 1960s but going back centuries was a necessity daily wear. Look at these old movies of city steer life, most men woill be wearing hats. At a recent office refurbished their was a wall size photo of very early 1900s with has to be a thousand people in the picture. Very few didn't have a hat on, we actually tried to count and it isn't many.
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026


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Hats were a fashion item, but also very useful: shade from sun, protection from rain, a certain amount of warmth for the head in winter. And no, it is not true that JFK's hatlessness in pictures started the decline in hat wearing. It had been declining ever since WWII. A lot of soldiers and sailors came home from that war tired of wearing caps or helmets or anything on their heads, and began (despite what we see in pictures and movies) declining to wear them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

139 Grady Hendrix and Will Errickson also co-wrote the delightful book Paperbacks from Hell, a look at horror paperbacks from the 70s and 80s. Worth a look just for the reproductions of some of the covers.

They put together the Paperbacks from Hell series -- reissues of a number of good horror titles for Valancourt Books.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 10:12 AM (q3u5l)

140 Ouch, ten bucks for Kindle. OK, maybe later. But it goes on The List.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 10:11 AM (vTZFs)

Do you use library apps? I read it with Libby.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 10:13 AM (h7ZuX)

141 Maier's books good. Joseph ellis. I still have that same YA SPIES book from as scholastic. Scholastic. Brings back memories. That company really had kids and schools suckered in

Posted by: Jj at July 05, 2026 10:13 AM (X7dyz)

142 I read that WWII caused men to rebel against mandatory hat-wearing. Don't know if that's true, but I do recall CPOs' passion for yelling about putting one's damn cover on.

I for one am pro hat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:10 AM (kpS4V)
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I think the issue isn't wearing a hat, it's the rules about wearing the hat, which take some getting used to.

Plus, sailors have those gay dog dish hats.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:14 AM (ZOv7s)

143 Again, big thumb's up for "The White Pill" by Michael Malice, for an unflinching history of the Communists in the USSR and their enablers in the West.

How can Malice have a shred of optimism after such an exhaustive accounting?

"It is possible that those of us who fight for the dignity of mankind will lose our fight. It is not possible that we must lose our fight. That is the white pill."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:14 AM (kpS4V)

144 I read that WWII caused men to rebel against mandatory hat-wearing. Don't know if that's true, but I do recall CPOs' passion for yelling about putting one's damn cover on.

I for one am pro hat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026


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Exactly.

I wear my fedoras in cooler weather, and a straw in warmer. In truly hot weather like now, I'm out in the sun very little anyway, so I skip tossing on a lid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:14 AM (wzUl9)

145 Plus, sailors have those gay dog dish hats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026


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There are dishes especially for gay dogs?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

146 I see there will be a new Little House On the Prairie series. I can only imagine the woke horror!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

147 MP4, if I had the time, I'd buy all the history books you mentioned.

Time. Sigh!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 10:17 AM (y1wyK)

148 There are dishes especially for gay dogs?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)
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It is said that sailors first discovered sex, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:17 AM (ZOv7s)

149 Now today, where commies are winning certain seats, but most of America has had it with their BS. I think it's going to be all right. Pendulum swings.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 09:58 AM (h7ZuX)

Hopefully, it end in the breakup of the D party. The only downside to that is the GOPe would think it means they have free rein to continue their grifts.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 10:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

150 133 I read that WWII caused men to rebel against mandatory hat-wearing. Don't know if that's true, but I do recall CPOs' passion for yelling about putting one's damn cover on.

I for one am pro hat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:10 AM (kpS4V)
I take off my hat to pray, eat at a table, sleep, and bathe, all of which I usually do indoors,

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2026 10:19 AM (LHPAg)

151 George Washington Vol 2 by Douglas Southall Freeman, is my current Revolutionary reading. Lines up with the new movie which I'll see next week. Recommendations above will push some of these titles into sooner than later pile.

Unexpected great read this week is 'Appendix N' by Jeffro Johnson. It's an overview of more than 40 books central to the creation & rules of D & D. Although I'm a space nerd & never truly got into the game, I did spend time with the rule books and made a brief exploration into playing. Appendix focus is on where & how aspects of these books are incorporated into D&D. Lots of pulp novels from more genres than I was expecting.


Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 05, 2026 10:19 AM (KaHlS)

152 Ace, I tried to comment on Chateau Lloyd and just got a message that the comment couldn’t be posted is there another way I could DM you,

Posted by: Who Knew at July 05, 2026 10:20 AM (0QMbS)

153 I enjoyed leafing through that - the Ikea-ish catalog format was brilliant.

Now I wish I had grabbed a paperback Ikea catalog when they still had them*. That and a copy of this side-by-side on the bookshelf would be perfect.

* IIRC, they stopped a few years ago but even if I'm wrong about that, the nearest store is 3 hours away.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 10:20 AM (vTZFs)

154 ... so am now halfway through a revisit on A Farewell to Arms which I read who knows how long ago and about which I recall almost nothing.

Posted by: Just Some Guy

I read that as a yute and loved it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

155 I wear my fedoras in cooler weather, and a straw in warmer. In truly hot weather like now, I'm out in the sun very little anyway, so I skip tossing on a lid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:14 AM (wzUl9)
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For my 40th birthday, I asked my wife to find a hat with a decent brim to give me more shade. She got me a great "crushable" hat that is now alas going to need a replacement. I have several shady hats for yard work and biking. I only wear baseball caps when I go shooting as they mesh well with ear protection.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ZOv7s)

156 132 ... "You might enjoy Mike Ashley's The Mammoth Book of King Arthur."

MP4,
Thanks for mentioning the book. I hadn't heard of it before.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 10:22 AM (yTvNw)

157 I am researching hats right now, in advance of sewing a cap. I have a number of military caps to look at, and I have come to the conclusion that the current US Patrol cap is an incredibly well made and probably over-engineered bit of clothing.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 10:23 AM (rbvCR)

158 Finished book 3 of C.J. Ciarella's Reaper series. Book four is supposed to drop the beginning of August. No idea how long the series is expected to be. It seems to be Ciarella's answer to all the things Inspector has always hated about litRPGs so there's no harem, no explicit sex, and the heroes are trying hard to save as many people as possible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2026 10:25 AM (lFFaq)

159 Wore a Tilley T3 Wanderer hat for two decades (wore out 5 hats.)

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2026 10:25 AM (fnZRl)

160 Ace, I tried to comment on Chateau Lloyd and just got a message that the comment couldn’t be posted is there another way I could DM you,
Posted by: Who Knew at July 05, 2026 10:20 AM (0QMbS)
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ahlloyd (at) hotmail (dot) com.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:25 AM (ZOv7s)

161 I need to make a quick provisions run to Aldi around the corner. Back shortly!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

162 102 ... "Drums (James Boyd).

I don't have a First Edition of it with the N.C. Wyeth illustrations. Yet.

And, I note, that N. C. Wyeths art was also a large influence on me. We had a 'coffee table' book of his art when I was a kid - hugely influential.

I still get apprehensive when I see a picture
of 'Blind Pew' (from Treasure Island - also a favorite book of Colonial times)"

retropox,
Thanks. Just ordered a used copy of Drums with the Wyeth illustrations. Sounds like a fun read and Wyeth is ALWAYS worth looking at. (That painting of Blind Pew scared me in second grade and still does a bit.)

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 10:27 AM (yTvNw)

163 Not a single one of those sentences is true. The entire thing was hilariously, and yet frighteningly, inaccurate.

Beware.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:09 AM (wzUl9)

But, Annunciation and Erato do intersect, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 10:27 AM (1Ff7Z)

164 I tried to listen to Three Men In A Boat, but couldn't. I think I gave it a good 40 minutes or so. Part of the reason was because I had just consumed my first installment of the CJ Box Joe Pickett series. After such a fast moving tightly woven tale I just couldn't tolerate the inane British style of fluffy extraneous language and three minute side roads to describe a doorknob or handkerchief.
But thanks, horde for the CJ Box recommendation. I'm about to start my third book.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

165 132 ... "You might enjoy Mike Ashley's The Mammoth Book of King Arthur."

MP4,
Thanks for mentioning the book. I hadn't heard of it before.
Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 10:22 AM (yTvNw)


Have you ever heard of Dorsey Armstrong? She's a professor of Arthurian studies at Perdue. She once recorded a series of lectures for The Great Courses which I enjoyed very much. You might be able to find them on YouTube - if not, I can always make a copy for you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

166 Washington’s Crossing by David Hackett Foster
Superb retelling of a critical event and the divine providence behind Washington and our country

Posted by: TG Sam at July 05, 2026 10:28 AM (sFBIQ)

167 Julia Flang, a twenty-something former semi-professional gamer offered a temp job with a payday she can’t refuse, to chaperone a man in a vegetative state—one with proprietary AI implanted in his head—from California to the East Coast using a video game like controller.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

Not again!

Posted by: Spock's Brain at July 05, 2026 10:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

168 Read Our Korean Cousin and Our German Cousin, part of a series of short books intended to introduce American children to other cultures at the turn of the 20th century.

They appear to be written by different people so the writing quality varies significantly. I guess smoothly presenting "info dumps" has been a problem for a long time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2026 10:29 AM (lFFaq)

169 It's been interesting being in Edinburgh this week and comparing our 4th of July to the Scots Ceremony of the Keys.

For all their gassing and grousing and complaining about the Brits, they do not have an Independence Day to celebrate instead, they have The Ceremony of the Keys. Wherein King Chuck shows up and the Mayor gives him the key to the city and pledges fidelity and all that and King Chuck gives the key back and says, " Oh that's okay, old bean. I trust you! And your pledge."

Not quite the same, is it?

On the upside, they have a parade afterward in full Scottish attire with bagpipes and all and groups like the royal Marines, etc marching along. Impressive and nicely ceremonial, but it's not independence nor a fireworks display.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2026 10:30 AM (qNIhQ)

170 The 70s were the era of stagflation, stubbornly high unemployment, and pessimism as a whole abounded. "

Let's not forget the various terror bombings and other attacks. And the conditions of cities... Times Square anyone?

Optimism here. And the two speeches this weekend were stemwinders...

Posted by: man at July 05, 2026 10:31 AM (XuXeR)

171 157 I am researching hats right now, in advance of sewing a cap. I have a number of military caps to look at, and I have come to the conclusion that the current US Patrol cap is an incredibly well made and probably over-engineered bit of clothing.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 10:23 AM (rbvCR)

I loved the boonies. I hated the fact that the Elmer Fudd cap went away with the BDUs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 10:31 AM (4g5V+)

172 No need to remind me, I was there in the 70s and it was horrible for a lot of people. It’s sort of moot in a way. Most of the problems were government induced due to currency devaluations and epic deficit borrowing and spending. Just like today.

Posted by: Common Tater

Three words. James Earl Carter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

173 My dad wore a dark blue Greek fisherman's cap for many years late in his life. Now that I'm retired I'm considering doing the same. But he lived in a coastal area, and I'm planning to spend a lot of time in land locked states, so I'm not sure it will be a good look.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)

174 I loved the boonies. I hated the fact that the Elmer Fudd cap went away with the BDUs.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 10:31 AM (4g5V+)
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BDUs were a hassle, but that also made them useful. Two weights of uniform was nice, and also one could idle away time at a staff meeting by comparing levels of boot polish.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:34 AM (ZOv7s)

175 Just wear a lapel pin that says Whip Inflation Now! and that will be sure to fix it.

Posted by: Jerry Ford at July 05, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

176
Quarter Twenty,

I'd suggest a coonskin cap instead.

There's raccoons everywhere!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (qNIhQ)

177 Three words. James Earl Carter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)
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"Remember when Jimmy Carter put up speed limit signs in metric? Remember when people actually shot the signs down?"

- from Dave Barry Slept Here

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (ZOv7s)

178 . I only wear baseball caps when I go shooting as they mesh well with ear protection.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ZOv7s)
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Now here's an issue I've wondered about -- ear protection. I look at old movies and wartime footage with cannons firing and bombs bursting and artillery blasting away and I've wondered if everyone adjacent suffered hearing loss. Was there any kind of hearing protection, and when did it start?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (kpS4V)

179 Speaking of reading, the grandkids were over yesterday and my grandson who just finished the second grade read to from his big book of animals and quite impressed me with his skill and understanding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

180 Well, time to go! Thanks, MP4!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:37 AM (ZOv7s)

181 Have picked back up Lest Darkness Fall, an anthology by sci-fi authors edited by L. Sprague De Camp and recommended on the book thread about a decade ago. The first story is a novella by Frederick Logo about an archeologist sent to posts imperial Rome as Belisarius is advancing on the city. A later story is by S.M. Stirling and I expect it will be about the characters Wolfus mentioned earlier in the thread.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2026 10:38 AM (lFFaq)

182 My dad wore a dark blue Greek fisherman's cap for many years late in his life. Now that I'm retired I'm considering doing the same. But he lived in a coastal area, and I'm planning to spend a lot of time in land locked states, so I'm not sure it will be a good look.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)


I wore one of those nearly to rags, I wore the flannel down to the woof and warp before I bought a new one. Then I got a wool felt snap brim instead and wore that until I started wearing baseball caps instead. The snap brim is not handy getting in and out of a car, and it is not a hat to wear in heavy brush.

Honestly, I liked the snap brim because it kept my ears dry in the rain. And we all know how important it is to keep our ears dry/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 10:38 AM (rbvCR)

183 Wearing a fisherman's cap or a yachting cap if you're not near a boat makes everyone assume you're hiding a bald spot. (Example: George R.R. Martin.)

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 10:38 AM (78a2H)

184 168 Read Our Korean Cousin and Our German Cousin, part of a series of short books intended to introduce American children to other cultures at the turn of the 20th century.

They appear to be written by different people so the writing quality varies significantly. I guess smoothly presenting "info dumps" has been a problem for a long time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2026 10:29 AM
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Is this about me?

Posted by: Your Somali Sister at July 05, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

185 For lighter-than-air fare, I'm enjoying Patricia Wrede's delightful Enchanted Forest Chronicles. They've been my bedtime reads. Good to nod off to.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:40 AM (kpS4V)

186 My dad wore a dark blue Greek fisherman's cap for many years late in his life. Now that I'm retired I'm considering doing the same. But he lived in a coastal area, and I'm planning to spend a lot of time in land locked states, so I'm not sure it will be a good look.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Nobody notices, QT. Hardly ever get a look from anyone when I'm wearing mine anywhere.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 10:40 AM (1Ff7Z)

187 Morning.
I've been wearing US Army Booney hats since 1993. One could say I am unrecognizable without it. I have other hats I use and claim I'm "in disguise" when I wear them.
Over the years I have developed a blocking for the booney that last year I was made aware nobody has figured out how to recreate. Pretty proud of that and I give no credit to the asshole who actually did by snatching my perfectly flat ironed brimmed one so many years ago in Somalia and crumpling it up.
I don't even remember your name, sir. Lt... butterbar dickhead or something like that.
The reason I wear them is safety and courtesy. I am not just only prone to hit my head on things but if there are things I can hit my head on I will hit my head on them. So to not show others how badly my bald ass head bleeds I put a cushion between it and the world.

Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2026 10:44 AM (HauQh)

188 Wearing a fisherman's cap or a yachting cap if you're not near a boat makes everyone assume you're hiding a bald spot. (Example: George R.R. Martin.)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2026 10:38 AM (78a2H)

Any man anywhere with a hat on when indoors or on tv, is hiding a bald spot.

Posted by: Norman Lear at July 05, 2026 10:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

189 Good morning Hordemates!
A rare Sunday golf day (I'm usually...well...sometimes in church) so my reading today will be the greens.
BBL!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2026 10:46 AM (2WIwB)

190 LT Butterbar Dickhead was everywhere, it seemed. He really got around.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:46 AM (kpS4V)

191 One of my pups borrowed my red MAGA hat (gifted to me by another of our pups) and took it to a major progressive and Muslim infested European city last year where his company gave a professional oriented tour to selected employees.

It took only moments for negative reactions to arrive. For the sake of his co-workers, he took it off.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 10:47 AM (y1wyK)

192 The dangers of fireworks and George Washington's response.

https://tinyurl.com/3rpnsnts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

193 173 ... "My dad wore a dark blue Greek fisherman's cap for many years late in his life. Now that I'm retired I'm considering doing the same. But he lived in a coastal area, and I'm planning to spend a lot of time in land locked states, so I'm not sure it will be a good look."

A Greek fisherman's cap is comfortable, the visor is enough for sun and rain protection, and it doesn't easily blow off in a wind storm. If it's wool, it's also nicely warm but could get hot during summer. If you like it, wear it, land locked or not. I wore one in my twenties and have been thinking about getting another one. It would go well with my white beard.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 10:47 AM (yTvNw)

194 I am stuck in the middle of three books right now. I have to get back to them. One is the memoirs of John Mosby.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 10:48 AM (rbvCR)

195 "Plus, sailors have those gay dog dish hats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:14 AM"
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*ahem*
Dixie cup hats.

Posted by: US Navy enlisted personnel everywhere at July 05, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)

196 My cat is chasing a fly around the living room with singleminded determination. It's scary. May I never be in her sights as prey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:48 AM (kpS4V)

197 My parents were born and raised in western Europe. My father wore a felt Fedora in the winter and a straw one in the summer.

I recall whenever we entered an elevator, when ladies were present, he would remove his hat in respect.

MYSOGYNIST!

The times they have a change'd.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 10:51 AM (y1wyK)

198 165 ... MP4, Thanks for the Dorsey Armstrong suggestions. I have a metric shit ton of Great Courses and will look through them. Also, YT has them along with some of her other lectures.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 10:51 AM (yTvNw)

199 My cat is chasing a fly around the living room with singleminded determination. It's scary. May I never be in her sights as prey.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:48 AM (kpS4V)


It is always fun when I bring a hibernating yellow jacket on a piece of stovewood in the winter. I wind up with three otherwise bored cats chasing it around the house.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 10:52 AM (rbvCR)

200 Frank Conniff is an alleged comedian. I don't know why he's not a bigger star.

Frank Conniff
@FrankConniff
A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

201 Speaking of bald men...

Scotland appears to be the Land of The follicularly impaired. I'm not saying that all Scottish men are bald, but I am saying that eventually they will be bald.

For the balding gene has a fierce and terrible grip on and holds Those of the XY chromosomes in thrall.

On the upside, the lassies Hibernia all seem to have gloriously thick hair.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2026 10:55 AM (qNIhQ)

202 OT: what Elon Musk has done -- in purchasing Twitter (X) for $34 billion -- is a tremendous gift to us all.

For example, It seems the only way we'd know that British police abusing British citizens: https://tinyurl.com/45nx8nph

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 10:57 AM (VMdmX)

203 Frank Conniff
@FrankConniff
A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)


Ah, TV's Frank. I read that his dream job was not the MST3K gig, but the time he spent working for Al Franken's Air America.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2026 10:57 AM (c3YdQ)

204 Why yes, I'm sitting in an airport and waiting on a delayed flight again...and bored to death.

Why do you ask?


Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2026 10:58 AM (qNIhQ)

205 But, Annunciation and Erato do intersect, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026
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You mean that scene in the '82 Cat People? Yes, they do, just barely. Erato ends or begins at Annunciation, right by the big bridge over the river.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:59 AM (wzUl9)

206 Frank Conniff. Comedian.

Sounds like a real sweetheart. I must remember to not check out his stand-up stuff.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 10:59 AM (q3u5l)

207 OK, folks, I'm going to shower (again) and decide what to do with the rest of the day.

As I mentioned above, if any of you are interested in reading my new book, let me know by Saturday and I will send a file along.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qRla/)

208 I know this is meaningless, but speaking of traitorist pieces of shit . . .

Arizona AG says she's pumped about the World Cup. And she's cheering for Mexico.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 11:00 AM (ndZc7)

209 TV's Frank is just a bitter old drunkard, and was always the weakest part of an otherwise very funny show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 11:01 AM (0aYVJ)

210 You mean that scene in the '82 Cat People? Yes, they do, just barely. Erato ends or begins at Annunciation, right by the big bridge over the river.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:59 AM (wzUl9)

Yes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 11:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

211 Frank Conniff
@FrankConniff
A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

You’re welcome.

Ingrates always amuse me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:01 AM (4g5V+)

212
A Greek fisherman's cap is comfortable, the visor is enough for sun and rain protection, and it doesn't easily blow off in a wind storm. If it's wool, it's also nicely warm but could get hot during summer. If you like it, wear it, land locked or not. I wore one in my twenties and have been thinking about getting another one. It would go well with my white beard.
Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026


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I've been thinking about it too. The pipe would be the final touch!

Steinbeck, who wore a similar cap during Travels With Charley, did warn about wearing a nautical cap of any kind when you are way inland. You get strange looks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:02 AM (wzUl9)

213 Not so surd about WWII ending hats, the 50s are still hat wearing guys

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 11:02 AM (Ia/+0)

214 Naturalfake, playing Spy at the airport is fun. Everybody looks guilty. See that nun there? I bet she's smuggling cocaine!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:04 AM (kpS4V)

215 Naturalfake, playing Spy at the airport is fun. Everybody looks guilty. See that nun there? I bet she's smuggling cocaine!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:04 AM (kpS4V)

It's in her guitar case.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 11:05 AM (1Ff7Z)

216 Los Tres Stooges do roofing.

https://tinyurl.com/3b5fwuza

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 11:05 AM (ndZc7)

217 The snap brim is not handy getting in and out of a car, and it is not a hat to wear in heavy brush.

Honestly, I liked the snap brim because it kept my ears dry in the rain. And we all know how important it is to keep our ears dry/
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026


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Possibly another element that led to the decline of fedora-wearing. Cars starting in the late '40s were lower in the roofline than pre-war cars. Ones today are worse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:05 AM (wzUl9)

218 The reason I wear them is safety and courtesy. I am not just only prone to hit my head on things but if there are things I can hit my head on I will hit my head on them. So to not show others how badly my bald ass head bleeds I put a cushion between it and the world.

Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2026 10:44 AM (HauQh)

Not having hair makes them required.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:06 AM (4g5V+)

219 Not so surd about WWII ending hats, the 50s are still hat wearing guys
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026


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True, but sales were definitely off after the war.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:06 AM (wzUl9)

220 The nun smuggling cocaine at the airport...

Reminds me -- I should watch Running Scared again some time soon. Maybe it's just my juvenile sense of humor, but I thought Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal were hilarious in that flick.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:06 AM (q3u5l)

221 Once I went to a fashion thread and a book thread broke out.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)

222 It's sad about TV's Frank. I used to love his comic byplay with Professor Forrester.

I first had an inkling of his douchey proclivities years ago at a showing of a "live" Rifftrax event where he just had to squeeze in a Trump bash for no effing reason.

They just can't help themselves!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:08 AM (kpS4V)

223
Ah, TV's Frank. I read that his dream job was not the MST3K gig, but the time he spent working for Al Franken's Air America.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2026 10

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He's the kind of douche that makes you proud to be part of a group he hates.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 05, 2026 11:09 AM (vS2qG)

224 Once I went to a fashion thread and a book thread broke out.
---/

Be glad it's not about codpieces and penis sheathes. Although we are getting sporran-adjacent. Beware!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:09 AM (kpS4V)

225 The book I would recommend for Independence Day is Clarence Thomas's autobiography, My Grandfather's Son.

It is the prime example of the American Dream and Only in America.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:10 AM (/WQyy)

226 I doubt it was the origination, but I'll always associate "Sudden deceleration trauma" and "cement poisoning" with that movie.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Q1AmB)

227 I doubt it was the origination, but I'll always associate "Sudden deceleration trauma" and "cement poisoning" with that movie.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Q1AmB)

I thought of that very same scene just now. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 11:10 AM (0aYVJ)

228 I hope the 250th celebrations will spark renewed interest in books about the Revolution and the people involved. Kids' book like Johnny Tremain, personal accounts of some of the battles like crossing the Delaware and Battles of King's Mountain and Cowpens, and the naval activities from battles to smuggling. Also, more interest in George Washington the man. The more I've learned about him the more extraordinary he becomes.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM (yTvNw)

229 You mean that scene in the '82 Cat People? Yes, they do, just barely. Erato ends or begins at Annunciation, right by the big bridge over the river.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 10:59 AM (wzUl9)

Yes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026


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I haven't driven down there in years; no idea if the white block apartment building is still there. Some way I have a memory that says it's not -- the expansion of the bridge in the years after 1981 to build the new span may have required it be torn down. When I get a chance, I'll look!

The zoo scenes in Cat People are neat. The ticket sales/concession stand that you see really existed for many years; gone now, since the zoo is modernized. The cages we saw in the movie were sets, but the entry was the real thing. The house that Malcolm McDowell and Nastassia Kinski live in is still around, I think, on Esplanade or a nearby street.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)

230 177 Three words. James Earl Carter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)
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"Remember when Jimmy Carter put up speed limit signs in metric? Remember when people actually shot the signs down?"

- from Dave Barry Slept Here
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (ZOv7s)

When he left the mortal coil, I think he was approached near the Pearly Gates by an elderly man who resembles me rather eerily, who then politely said to him “HEY ASSHOLE! REMEMBER THE FUCKING GIs? WHERE IS OUR FUCKING PAY RAISE, YOU BLITHERING FUCKING IDIOT???”

(You never mentioned James Earl Carter, Jr, in the house back in the day. Ever.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM (4g5V+)

231
If the idea is to dress "comfortably," then why do so many women wear clothes they look like they were poured into? Not necessarily to their advantage, either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM (O0L8i)

232
Naturalfake, playing Spy at the airport is fun. Everybody looks guilty. See that nun there? I bet she's smuggling cocaine!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Laughing on the bus
Playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said, "Be careful his bow tie is really a camera"

https://t.ly/mm9sa

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2026 11:12 AM (Cqx++)

233 Reminds me -- I should watch Running Scared again some time soon. Maybe it's just my juvenile sense of humor, but I thought Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal were hilarious in that flick.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:06 AM (q3u5l)

Two movies with the same name. Both were excellent.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:12 AM (/WQyy)

234 I guess they don't care about global warming.

https://tinyurl.com/3mtkf5d6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 05, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

235 Until this thread I'd never heard of Frank Conniff. With any luck, after this thread, I won't hear of him again.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:12 AM (q3u5l)

236
Bought the first two volumes of Rick Atkinson's Revolutionary War trilogy. Haven't really started reading them, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 11:13 AM (O0L8i)

237 212 ... "Steinbeck, who wore a similar cap during Travels With Charley, did warn about wearing a nautical cap of any kind when you are way inland. You get strange looks."

Wolfus,
Agree about the pipe completing the image. Had to laugh. If I worried about getting 'strange looks' I would never leave the house. There are benefits to being a curmudgeon.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 11:15 AM (yTvNw)

238 If the idea is to dress "comfortably," then why do so many women wear clothes they look like they were poured into? Not necessarily to their advantage, either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Yoga pants at Walmart at July 05, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)

239 219 Not so surd about WWII ending hats, the 50s are still hat wearing guys
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026

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True, but sales were definitely off after the war.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:06 AM (wzUl9)

I do not know how true this is, but I will throw it out there: men who lived through the time - such as my late father - would tell me the #1 reason men stopped wearing hats was JFK. (They saw him going about Presidential business not wearing one and were like “why not us?”

Probably the biggest revolutionary event in men’s fashion in the past…what, 100 years?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:15 AM (4g5V+)

240 If the idea is to dress "comfortably," then why do so many women wear clothes they look like they were poured into? Not necessarily to their advantage, either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026


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They want you to *think* they are slimmer than they are. Clearly they are underestimating your intelligence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:15 AM (wzUl9)

241 Until this thread I'd never heard of Frank Conniff. With any luck, after this thread, I won't hear of him again.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:12 AM (q3u5l)

Same. But, everything he said is a patent lie. Is he hiding some perversion? I think we should ask every celebrity who are vehemently anti-Trump/MAGA. I mean, what do they have to hide?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 11:16 AM (1Ff7Z)

242 Not so surd about WWII ending hats, the 50s are still hat wearing guys
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026

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True, but sales were definitely off after the war.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026
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I do not know how true this is, but I will throw it out there: men who lived through the time - such as my late father - would tell me the #1 reason men stopped wearing hats was JFK. (They saw him going about Presidential business not wearing one and were like “why not us?”

Probably the biggest revolutionary event in men’s fashion in the past…what, 100 years?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026


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Oh, I'm sure it was an additional straw on the camel's back. But the trend had started a while back.

There are B & W pics of JFK wearing and carrying a short-brimmed fedora, and of course in a top hat prior to his inaugural ball.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)

243 The zoo scenes in Cat People are neat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)

What about the pool scene?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 11:17 AM (1Ff7Z)

244 238 If the idea is to dress "comfortably," then why do so many women wear clothes they look like they were poured into? Not necessarily to their advantage, either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Yoga pants at Walmart at July 05, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)

Why I hate yoga pants and leggings as pants.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:17 AM (4g5V+)

245 I never saw my father in a hat except his Marine and Air Force covers

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:18 AM (/WQyy)

246 Never saw the non-Crystal/Hines Running Scared.

There was a novel called Running Scared, a pretty dark one if memory serves, in the late 70s or early 80s by Gregory McDonald who did the Fletch books. Not even remotely like the Fletch novels, and while the Fletch series may still be available I don't think Running Scared has been reprinted in eons.

McDonald was terrific with dialog as I recall. Fast, funny, and I think there were long stretches where the speaker was not identified but you still never lost track of who was who.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:19 AM (q3u5l)

247 231
If the idea is to dress "comfortably," then why do so many women wear clothes they look like they were poured into? Not necessarily to their advantage, either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 11:11 AM (O0L8i)

I can be comfortable.

Posted by: Pencil skirts at July 05, 2026 11:19 AM (4g5V+)

248 Wolfus,
Agree about the pipe completing the image. Had to laugh. If I worried about getting 'strange looks' I would never leave the house. There are benefits to being a curmudgeon.
Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026


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Well, since I rarely take my pipe outside the house, it's a "moo point." ("It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo.")

I wear a collared shirt and jeans or slacks, and cowboy boots, most places I go. If people look and snicker, let 'em, I don't have to live with 'em.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:19 AM (wzUl9)

249 My dad wore a dark blue Greek fisherman's cap...

I had one of those made of some kind of canvas advertised as "sail cloth." You know one notable thing about sails? They get wet. I wore it until it got grungy and then tried to wash it. It shrunk down to child sized.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 11:20 AM (vTZFs)

250 If the idea is to dress "comfortably," then why do so many women wear clothes they look like they were poured into?

Because to some people the most uncomfortable thing is the thought that other people might be ignoring you.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2026 11:22 AM (vTZFs)

251 TV's Frank? The pasty patsy who willfully submitted to Dr Forester's sadistic and possibly homosexual impulses? That guy?

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 11:22 AM (MWfyi)

252 Now here's an issue I've wondered about -- ear protection. I look at old movies and wartime footage with cannons firing and bombs bursting and artillery blasting away and I've wondered if everyone adjacent suffered hearing loss. Was there any kind of hearing protection, and when did it start?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (kpS4V)

They give you ear plugs but nobody wears them, except for when on the range, mostly.

Posted by: javems at July 05, 2026 11:22 AM (zFsEm)

253 The pool scenes in Cat People, both versions, were terrific. But I can certainly understand having a preference for the version with Annette O'Toole.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:22 AM (q3u5l)

254 What about the pool scene?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026


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The Tulane pool was once in the ground floor of the University Center, but that was about 5-6 years before they filmed CP. I think that scene might have been on a set. The use of the streetcar roaring and clanging to make the audience jump right after that, though, was well done. Those streetcars do make a lot of noise.

Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was jealous of Annette O'Toole; she, Mrs. W I mean, thought Annette was getting the kind of movie roles she dreamed about playing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:23 AM (wzUl9)

255 I'm currently halfway through Eric Metaxas' Martin Luther. So far, it really is a hard-to-put-down page turner. If one is interested in the Reformation, and a peek into the corruption at that time of the Roman Catholic Church, and how Martin Luther became horrified, disenchanted and disgusted at what he deemed a willful abdication by the Church to adhere to the words of the Gospels and how he believed one is granted salvation by God alone, through Jesus Christ, vs. it being doled out by men on high within the powerful church. I'm eagerly waiting to finish the last half. It's very good.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2026 11:23 AM (qBdHI)

256 Probably the biggest revolutionary event in men’s fashion in the past…what, 100 years?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:15 AM

Also receiving votes:
- baseball caps worn backwards
- men's pants precariously hanging from the buttocks while displaying a generous portion of undergarment.

Posted by: The Fashion Judges at July 05, 2026 11:24 AM (2Ez/1)

257 McDonald was terrific with dialog as I recall. Fast, funny, and I think there were long stretches where the speaker was not identified but you still never lost track of who was who.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026


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The first novel, Fletch, is something like 70% dialog, and he handled it just as you describe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:24 AM (wzUl9)

258 Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:19 AM (q3

The non crystal Running Scared had one of my top five movie scenes ever.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:26 AM (/WQyy)

259 I recall Dad wearing dad hats: a cross between the trilby and fedora that men wore in cold weather, as well as the classic ear flap hat that is issued to all men in the upper Midwest.

In sorting through Mom's clothing I found a cute little black satin affair with netting that perched atop the head. If I ever cosplay as Mamie Eisenhower I know what to wear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:26 AM (kpS4V)

260 Biggest change event in men's fashion in the last 100 years? The Beatles. Nobody wore his hair over his ears in 1962; by 1966 all the guys were doing it if they could get away with it under their schools' dress codes. Followed by the Beatles' ditching the grey suits for what would become standard hippie wear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:27 AM (wzUl9)

261 I recall Dad wearing dad hats: a cross between the trilby and fedora that men wore in cold weather, as well as the classic ear flap hat that is issued to all men in the upper Midwest.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:26 AM (kpS4V)

Like this: https://tinyurl.com/bddyduu8

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 11:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

262 260 Biggest change event in men's fashion in the last 100 years? The Beatles. Nobody wore his hair over his ears in 1962; by 1966 all the guys were doing it if they could get away with it under their schools' dress codes. Followed by the Beatles' ditching the grey suits for what would become standard hippie wear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:27 AM (wzUl9)

I was thinking more clothing than hairstyles…but I can see that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:29 AM (4g5V+)

263 The Avon paperbacks of McDonald's Fletch novels (and his spinoffs with Inspector Flynn as well) had covers with the title, author's name, and a nice grabber of a section of dialog from the book. Who needed a freakin' blurb?

Another dialog-heavy novel: Charles Webb's The Graduate. IIRC, a lot of the movie's dialog was almost straight from the book.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:30 AM (q3u5l)

264 I was thinking more clothing than hairstyles…but I can see that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 11:29 AM (4g5V

The Jelly Roll was the bomb. ---Wally Cleaver

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:31 AM (/WQyy)

265 I recall Dad wearing dad hats: a cross between the trilby and fedora that men wore in cold weather, as well as the classic ear flap hat that is issued to all men in the upper Midwest.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026
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Like this: https://tinyurl.com/bddyduu8
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026


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That's a cap, not a hat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:32 AM (wzUl9)

266
70 or 80 or 90 years ago society had good models for how they should appear. Politicians, celebrities, executives, etc. dressed well and people tended to follow that mode. Nowadays, all those higher up on the social scale dress like slobs, so it's not surprising that society in general go around in public looking like they just woke up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 11:34 AM (O0L8i)

267 I admit I wear a ball cap almost all the time when out because 90% of the time I'm playing golf,tennis, working out or going to a sporting event.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:34 AM (/WQyy)

268 Followed by the Beatles' ditching the grey suits for what would become standard hippie wear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026
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I was thinking more clothing than hairstyles…but I can see that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026


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Right; the Beatles going from suit and tie (and those cool boots) to T-shirts, tie-dyed jeans, beads, sandals, etc. Everybody under 25 raced to copy them. (Well, not me, and I knew some other holdouts who didn't.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:34 AM (wzUl9)

269 That's a cap, not a hat!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:32 AM (wzUl9)

I did not know that!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 11:35 AM (1Ff7Z)

270 The Avon paperbacks of McDonald's Fletch novels (and his spinoffs with Inspector Flynn as well) had covers with the title, author's name, and a nice grabber of a section of dialog from the book. Who needed a freakin' blurb?

Another dialog-heavy novel: Charles Webb's The Graduate. IIRC, a lot of the movie's dialog was almost straight from the book.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026


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My copy of Fletch has that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:35 AM (wzUl9)

271 I want to add to the list of books the Moron-recommended 'Six Frigates: The Epic History of the Founding of the U.S. Navy', Toll. A well-written,and very interesting history of the state of our country and our relationship with others in general.

Don't allow a disinterest in things maritime to tamp your interest. The author explores all aspects of social and political circumstances during the period. Probably one of the most interesting non-fiction reads for me in years.

Goodreads review: https://shorturl.at/YWOzI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 11:36 AM (XeU6L)

272 That's a cap, not a hat!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:32 AM (wzUl9)
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I did not know that!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026


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Well done, OE, well done

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:36 AM (wzUl9)

273 Polynikes at 258 --

Which Running Scared was that? Just checked IMDb and found several by that title besides the Crystal/Hines.

And Jeez Louise, that dark novel by Gregory McDonald was filmed. I'll have to look that one up too.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:36 AM (q3u5l)

274 >>I had one of those made of some kind of canvas advertised as "sail cloth." You know one notable thing about sails? They get wet. I wore it until it got grungy and then tried to wash it. It shrunk down to child sized.

One of the biggest issues with sails and why so few are still made with canvas or some other cotton blend. They don't hold their shape. Sail cloth today is kevlar, spectra or some other manmade material. Holds it's shape better. Also holds heat. Wouldn't recommend it for a hat.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 11:37 AM (viF8m)

275 Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:36 AM (q3u5l)

2006 with Paul Walker.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:37 AM (/WQyy)

276 I have a full head of very thin hair. As a teenager I got a bad sunburn of my scalp early one summer and have worn hats outside constantly ever since. They vary from ball cap to cowboy hat.

Posted by: Cosda at July 05, 2026 11:38 AM (5Mso3)

277 Polynikes,

Thanks. Will check it out some time soon.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:38 AM (q3u5l)

278 I wish I liked Dickens on the page better. His prose is rather dense. But his characters are timeless, as are their names. Few authors have ever named characters as well as Dickens and Shakespeare did: Sairey Gamp, Lady Dedlock, Sir Toby Belch, and Sir Andrew Aguecheek, to name just four.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

From "Our Mutual Friend", my favorite Dickens novel: Mr. Venus, the taxidermist and Mr. Sloppy, so named because he was born on a "sloppy" day.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2026 11:39 AM (lJ0H4)

279 Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 11:37 AM (viF8m)

You reminded me of Summer Rental with John Candy. Very underrated comedy imho.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:40 AM (/WQyy)

280 The film of Fletch was generally pretty good, but I don't think Chevy Chase was right for the role. The actor playing the rich man who hires Fletch to kill him, Tim Matheson, he'd have been better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:40 AM (wzUl9)

281 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:40 AM (wzUl9)

I can see that playing his same character as in Animal House.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026 11:42 AM (/WQyy)

282 *Sail cloth today is kevlar, spectra or some other manmade material. Holds it's shape better. Also holds heat.*
+++
I prefer aluminum. Has a good strength to weight ratio.

Posted by: Frank Costanza, Festivus consultant at July 05, 2026 11:42 AM (2Ez/1)

283
I can see that playing his same character as in Animal House.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2026


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McDonald's Fletch had quite the sense of humor, and it showed in his dialog. I think Matheson could have handled it. Of course he was not a "name" as Chase was, or thought he was, at the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:44 AM (wzUl9)

284 Now here's an issue I've wondered about -- ear protection. I look at old movies and wartime footage with cannons firing and bombs bursting and artillery blasting away and I've wondered if everyone adjacent suffered hearing loss. Was there any kind of hearing protection, and when did it start?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 10:36 AM (kpS4V)

They give you ear plugs but nobody wears them, except for when on the range, mostly.
Posted by: javems
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I wasn't issued any earplugs until I received a MAC-V assignment. I already had hearing problems by then. Totally deaf in my right ear now. I do receive (very modest) VA disability for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 11:45 AM (XeU6L)

285 Pilot of Delta fight on short approach to Chicago's Midway Airport last evening reports to control tower that the aircraft was hit by a firework.

For those unaware, Midway Airport is located right in the middle of a neighborhood packed with single-family homes.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 05, 2026 11:45 AM (J4Dwc)

286 271 ... Mike Hammer,
Glad you mentioned "Six Frigates" by Ian Toll. It really lays out what it took to establish the US navy, both the ships and the men on them.

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2026 11:47 AM (yTvNw)

287 For those unaware, Midway Airport is located right in the middle of a neighborhood packed with single-family homes.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 05, 2026[/o]

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No doubt containing people who moved there in the full knowledge there was an airport in the vicinity, and then spent decades complaining about the traffic and the noise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)

289 Agree on Matheson rather than Chase for the casting of Fletch.

Read several of the Fletch books and the Flynns when Avon was putting them all out in paperback. Always pictured Anthony Zerbe in his Harry O - Lt. Trench mode in the part of Inspector Flynn.

Just checked the Kindle store and it looks like the Fletch and Flynn books are still available, at least as ebooks. Not Running Scared, though, and that book was out pre-Fletch (filmed in 72) so probably reprinted only because the Fletch books were hot then.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:50 AM (q3u5l)

290 *the Barrel weeps*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:51 AM (kpS4V)

291 JTB - It may you who mentioned it here. I immediately picked up a copy and enjoyed it. Have already passed it along to a friend.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 11:51 AM (XeU6L)

292 >>JTB - It may you who mentioned it here. I immediately picked up a copy and enjoyed it. Have already passed it along to a friend.

A friend passed his copy to me after he finished it. Looking forward to reading it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 11:52 AM (viF8m)

293 I recently had reason to come across the quote "...from the East of my youth to the West of my future."
I researched it and found it was from Jack Kerouac's On The Road. Am listening to it now. It's a bit frenetic and doesn't really seem to be developing a substantive plotline, but I'll give it a bit longer.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)

294 Large groups of people copying a celebrity style is a weird and annoying feature of human nature. But copying a bunch of limey fairies who dress like women is particularly dumb.

One of the few times I ever said or did anything remotely disrespectful to my parents was when I first saw photos of them and their friends back in the 60s and 70s, and just burst out laughing at how ridiculous everyone looked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 11:57 AM (BI5O2)

295 Well, I suppose I should go act like I'm doing something constructive (not that that'll really happen) here at Casa Some Guy.

MP4, thanks for the thread.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 05, 2026 11:57 AM (q3u5l)

296 Thanks for the Book Thread, MP4!

One last book: I'm flipping through "An Atlas of Lost Kingdoms" by Emily Hawkins, with gorgeous illustrations by Lauren Baldo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 11:58 AM (kpS4V)

297 Time I headed off to do some chores myself. Thanks to MP4 and the rest of the satellites and satraps of AoSHQ for another fine Book Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 12:00 PM (wzUl9)

298 Noodus CBD -- the D of I

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 12:01 PM (wzUl9)

299 I researched it and found it was from Jack Kerouac's On The Road. Am listening to it now. It's a bit frenetic and doesn't really seem to be developing a substantive plotline, but I'll give it a bit longer.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Ah. The beat generation. I wonder how a psychologist would classify Kerouac et al. 'Depressive', at best, is my guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 12:03 PM (XeU6L)

300 Goodbye, Book Thread. See you next week.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 12:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

301 I read Joseph Conrad's The Secret Agent. It was pretty intense; toward the end I couldn't put it down. Afterward I was haunted by the ending. Alfred Hitchcock made a movie based on the book ("Sabotage") which he changed a lot, but used some of the book's dialogue.

Posted by: microcosme at July 05, 2026 12:55 PM (tIOA7)

302 Frank Conniff - aka TV's Frank. For as much joy that Mystery Science Theater 3000 has brought, you have to remember that it was created in Minnesota by Minnesotans. (And we all know what that means...) Then a number of the original creators moved to Hollywood, and the official reboot was centered in Hollywood.

But at least the Sci-Fi-era/RiffTrax cast are generally even-handed with their jokes.

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 05, 2026 12:57 PM (3v7ra)

303 And Mike Nelson is classic conservative, as well as making a great Morrissey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 01:05 PM (kpS4V)

304 I enjoyed "1776" by David McCullough. I liked his use of primary sources throughout the book. One that has stayed with me is from the diary of a 15-y.o. drover who helped bring cannons back from Ft. Ticonderoga. Would today's 15-y.o.s be able to do something like this?

My only wish was the maps from 1776 be overlaid with current maps of the area as I had only a vague idea of where some of the battles took place.

Posted by: March Hare at July 05, 2026 03:38 PM (O/GSq)

Daily Tech News 5 July 2026

Top Story

  • Apple's upcoming A20 Pro phone CPU could be the company's first chip to use LPDDR6 memory - and to increase the bus width from 64 bits to 96 bits. (WCCFTech)

    The 96-bit width is actually a natural result of DDR6 architecture, which instead of having two 32-bit subchannels (each with optional ECC) is broken down into four 24-bit channels (each comprised of two 12-bit subchannels) with extra ECC bits coming from a multi-word burst. If you read twelve 12-bit words from memory, for example, you get four 32-bit words plus 16 bits of error-correcting data.

    Which means that while all DDR5 memory has on-die ECC, all DDR6 memory has both on-die and end-to-end ECC.

    And 50% more bandwidth. Actually more than that in time, as DDR6 will support higher speeds than DDR5.


  • Though you won't be able to afford it. (WCCFTech)

    Budget phones are expected to disappear for at least a couple of years as memory prices simply push them out of the market. If manufacturers have to spend $200 for 8GB of RAM, saving $5 on the CPU makes no sense.


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: I'm not at all surprised it was a cover, just who it was a cover of.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 omg i read the content

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ)

2
Wait! It didn't hurt!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ)

3
Okay, I'll go call the others.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ)

4
Apparently, there are no others. I'm in a Ray Bradbury short story.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:34 AM (mmrXZ)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2026 04:37 AM (ntk8v)

6
Supergirl was "beset by mixed reviews, and a very disappointing opening weekend box office."

I think of "beset" as applying to locusts, wildfires, pirates, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:38 AM (mmrXZ)

7
Mornin', Puddlegum. Carry the torch here. I've got to get to sleep.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:38 AM (mmrXZ)

8 If I had been a teen during the 60's, my favorite bands would've been Doors, Love, Airplane, Spirit, and the Dead.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 05, 2026 04:39 AM (DZ9Lv)

9 Too much pressure, BM.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2026 04:42 AM (ntk8v)

10 6 Supergirl was "beset by mixed reviews, and a very disappointing opening weekend box office."

I think of "beset" as applying to locusts, wildfires, pirates, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Ain't nobody got time to pirate Supergirl.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 05, 2026 04:44 AM (BLOW1)

11 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:51 AM (Ia/+0)

12 I was in bed at time but last night had fireworks and thunder going at same time

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

13 Good morning. Hopefully no one is hungover.

Posted by: meh at July 05, 2026 05:00 AM (zZxsY)

14 Good morning. Hopefully no one is hungover.
Posted by: meh

I'm just starting. (My every-few-weeks can of Miller Lite. I bought an 18 pack several months ago.)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 05, 2026 05:04 AM (DZ9Lv)

15 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2026 05:15 AM (V0/Sp)

16 "The third derivative of distance is called jerk, just like Sam Altman."

*snrks* Perfect. Just perfect.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 05, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

17 "Worth the A$2.25 I paid, but not worth keeping once it reverts to full price."

Set a scheduled set of three alarms on your phone for renewal date minus 9, 8, and 7 days respectively.

date -9: "Cancel Hidive"

date -8: "No really, cancel Hidive"

date -7: "If you don't cancel Hidive right now, you're going to end up making a 'I told me so' comment in the Tech News a week from now!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 05, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

18 Evening and morning, Blonde Morticia (who is in a class quite by herself) and you other satraps and satellites! 'Tis Sunday, the beginning of the USA's 251st year. Let's make it a good one.

I woke from a dream about Buffy the Vampire Slayer trying to board the same plane as a villain, possibly a vampire (though with the whole "daylight destroying vamps" thing, that's unlikely). The vampire got to the plane just ahead of her, and the staff shut the door. Buffy was going to be half a day behind him and whatever horror he was planning to perpetrate -- a big setback for the plot.

Then Stirling the big black cat nestled in next to me, and I realized I was (a) awake, (b) no longer sleepy. Guess I'll never know how that one came out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9)

19 Wow, where is everybody?
I slept thru most of the fireworks, but at about midnight, there was a rumble and roar like I had never heard before that woke me up. Not sure if it was the finale or what, but I'm 9 miles from the Mall, so...

I give a lot of credit to the folks who toughed out the thunderstorms and waited so late for the fireworks, I hope is was spectacular but I felt 40 minutes would be exhausting.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 05, 2026 05:32 AM (S8cdb)

20 G'mornin' everyone!

That's a cool list to be on, Pixy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 05, 2026 05:35 AM (VyBeY)

21 In that video, Grace Slick (?), the lead vocalist, has a burning intensity when she looks at you, as if trying to beam a message right into your brain. I got the message. It read something like "I'm hot, and you know it."

I have a dim memory of one of Esquire's Dubious Achievement Awards issues, in which the short bit appeared telling us that Grace was going to name her child "god." Why the lower case, the magazine asked. To which Grace was supposed to have replied, "Because we have to be humble about this."

Since her only child, according to Wiki, is named "China Wing Kantner," I suppose this was a complete gag by the magazine from start to finish.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)

22 I'm discussing with Grok a plan to plunder two of Jules Verne's works at the same time for a novella-length story set in, basically, a matryoshka doll of weirdness. Mostly because when I read 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea as a child I didn't know what a league was and was very confused when I looked it up.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 05, 2026 05:37 AM (BLOW1)

23 meh, slept through most of it ... curiously, one big boom around 0200, all by itself ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 05, 2026 05:37 AM (VyBeY)

24 Greetings from Oban Scotland. We missed the fireworks, but the craft whiskey and Gin dulls the pain of loss. And we'll be back home tomorrow.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at July 05, 2026 05:38 AM (KTCHq)

25 There was the constant rattle of small-arms fire and boom of artillery last night, sending Stirling into a tizzy. Excuse me, I meant fireworks. (Though considering this city, it could well have been small-arms fire and artillery.) Despite wolfing his calming chews, melatonin, he still hid under the bed. Despite her calming chews treats, Dagny was edgy, but stayed out in the living room, racing around and then relaxing on the carpet.

Cats. Who can understand 'em?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:40 AM (wzUl9)

26 Oban is good stuff.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 05, 2026 05:40 AM (DZ9Lv)

27
Diana just wanted to be on the bed with us last night. The Big Dummy lay on the floor next to Her Majesty's side. They, Dot and the kennel dogs were fine this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 05:43 AM (O0L8i)

28
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 05, 2026 05:46 AM (AMvSw)

29 We watched Mr. Smith Goes to Washington last night. Still a fine film, a career definer for James Stewart, a wonderful performance by Jean Arthur (who is billed above Stewart), and colorful work by Claude Rains, Eugene Palette, and Edward Arnold.

If it has a flaw, to me, it's that it ends too quickly and abruptly. Smith collapses after his 23-hour filibuster; it looks like his crusade is over; and then Rains's Sen. Paine goes berserk, shouting that Smith is right, that he himself is corrupt and should be expelled from the Senate. And that's pretty much it. It needed a quick, possibly wordless scene where Jean's character goes to Stewart's, revives him and kisses him, and they embrace. *Then* The End.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

30 w00t late

Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 06:05 AM (6wpGE)

31 >>>(I am probably on a list somewhere simply titled "Huh?")

Congratulations!

Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 06:10 AM (6wpGE)

32 uh-oh

Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 06:16 AM (6wpGE)

33 Because in real life, guys like Sen. McConnell never admit that they are corrupt.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 06:20 AM (qFwJc)

34 Since her only child, according to Wiki, is named "China Wing Kantner," I suppose this was a complete gag by the magazine from start to finish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)

I remember seeing her on MTV eons ago as a sometimes VJ. Weird name, but she was hot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 06:25 AM (pKv0r)

35 Thunderstorms went through the civilized parts of Virginia last night. D.C. was scheduled to have a huge parade of aircraft flyovers by NASA and military aircraft yesterday. Did that come to pass?
From my vague recollection of beginner’s flight ground school, D.C. has very restricted air space at normal times. I keep thinking of that tragic screwup over the Potomac River by DCA.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 05, 2026 06:29 AM (1FEc1)

36 24 Greetings from Oban Scotland. We missed the fireworks, but the craft whiskey and Gin dulls the pain of loss. And we'll be back home tomorrow.
Posted by: Pod Hamp



Howdy! Oban is one of my favorite towns in Scotland. Visited it in '92, but I recall it fondly. Gorgeous area.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at July 05, 2026 06:52 AM (sAmhv)

37 Good morning Horde. Happy Sunday. Thx Pixy
Grace Slick had some pipes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2026 06:59 AM (1OoAs)

38 23 meh, slept through most of it ... curiously, one big boom around 0200, all by itself ...

np, totally get it.

Posted by: meh at July 05, 2026 07:06 AM (zZxsY)

39 Jefferson Airplane/ Stsrship.was never much my listening

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 07:09 AM (Ia/+0)

40 Since her only child, according to Wiki, is named "China Wing Kantner," I suppose this was a complete gag by the magazine from start to finish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026
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I remember seeing her on MTV eons ago as a sometimes VJ. Weird name, but she was hot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026


***
"Wing" was Grace's maiden name, and "Kantner" was the Jefferson Airplane/Starship band member who fathered the girl.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

41 Because in real life, guys like Sen. McConnell never admit that they are corrupt.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026


***
Sen. Paine's change of heart works in the film because it's been set up properly, and because of Claude Rains, who could make almost anything work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

42 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2026 07:16 AM (dmoni)

43 Morning peeps. As I predicted last night's community stepped up and put on quite a show. The competition from mother nature towards midnight was close. Pretty nice storm rolled through the area, missing most of us, but lots of lightning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 07:30 AM (jehhT)

44 I'm back from my workout, cleaned up (though I still need to shave), and have fed the monsters and myself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9)

45 Mornin', Horde. 70 & muggy in Kentuckiana, going to the upper 80s. Just got rained on while taking the dog out, too.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 07:33 AM (NcvvS)

46 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Had a rough night here.

A storm rolled through at 3 pm yesterday and knocked out power to most of town.

Didn't come back on until 5 am this morning.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D)

47 Super belated BOING!

Lunch with pups and grandpups.

Some Brits still retain a sense of humor:

https://tinyurl.com/yvmftypb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 07:45 AM (y1wyK)

48 Supergirl was "beset by mixed reviews, and a very disappointing opening weekend box office."

I think of "beset" as applying to locusts, wildfires, pirates, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:38 AM (mmrXZ)
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So says an 'Ette.

The 'Rons here would most likely think of "beset" as Jacqueline.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 07:48 AM (y1wyK)

49 Good morning! That was quite the show yesterday, and a magnificent speech by PDTS.

To me at least, the contrast of love for country and hate/contempt for country between this administration and the previous administrations and it's sycophantic bootlickers is crystal clear.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2026 07:51 AM (3Ope8)

50 Mornin' horde.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 07:57 AM (h7ZuX)

51 We've gone from 100° we're all going to melt, to flash flood warnings through Tuesday morning. Weather fear porn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2026 07:58 AM (1OoAs)

52 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

53 Wow, where is everybody?
I slept thru most of the fireworks, but at about midnight, there was a rumble and roar like I had never heard before that woke me up. Not sure if it was the finale or what, but I'm 9 miles from the Mall, so...

I give a lot of credit to the folks who toughed out the thunderstorms and waited so late for the fireworks, I hope is was spectacular but I felt 40 minutes would be exhausting.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 05, 2026 05:32 AM (S8cdb)

The roar you heard was the start of it. It ran from 11:59 p.m.-12:39 a.m.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 08:04 AM (pJK38)

54 Thunderstorms went through the civilized parts of Virginia last night. D.C. was scheduled to have a huge parade of aircraft flyovers by NASA and military aircraft yesterday. Did that come to pass?
From my vague recollection of beginner’s flight ground school, D.C. has very restricted air space at normal times. I keep thinking of that tragic screwup over the Potomac River by DCA.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 05, 2026 06:29 AM (1FEc1)

The flyovers happened earlier in the day, before the storms came through.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 08:05 AM (pJK38)

55 Just watched the fireworks show at DC last night. Pretty amazing!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8)

56 I could not resist the walk through memory lane, so I clicked on the link. I am comforted that Grace doesn't look any better than me these days.

Dog survived the fireworks. Mr Trouble came inwith him about six and stayed in until one. Jake got Composure pills that had him sleeping through the worst of it

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2026 08:09 AM (bkuEU)

57 Good morning morons

Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning. Slight improvement but still not taking any nourishment by mouth. She needs to take some juice or broth but has not managed to keep anything down. Today is Day 5. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

58 IMO, the DC fireworks on the Fourth are normally not one of the best shows in the country. Nice backdrop, yes. Trump wanted to make it a show that was worthy of the capital city of the greatest country in the world on a significant anniversary, and as I said in the ONT it very quickly put the usual display to shame.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 08:12 AM (pJK38)

59 Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

Best wishes and prayers for your better half (and some for you ).

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2026 08:13 AM (3Ope8)

60 "Wing" was Grace's maiden name, and "Kantner" was the Jefferson Airplane/Starship band member who fathered the girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)
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Burger place I go to has a burger named after Jack Kantner because he went there all the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

61 LOL @ Nick Sortor:

https://tinyurl.com/rrbf73k5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:17 AM (y1wyK)

62 SF, that is awful. Prayers continue. Glad to know they figured out what it is.
May her recovery be swift and she be returned to your home quickly.
Goodness.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 05, 2026 08:17 AM (4VH0B)

63 Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
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Ugh!

Get better quick, Mrs. SF - and stay off the salmon for the next few months!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:19 AM (y1wyK)

64 San Franpsycho

Wow. Five days. Prayers continue to ascend. Maybe I'll break out the motorized prayer wheels to help.

Hang in there. You need support as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

65 Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

Wow, prayers said for her recovery. How long did it take them to determine that it was salmonella?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 08:23 AM (h7ZuX)

66 Continuing prayers for Mrs. SF

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2026 08:26 AM (bkuEU)

67 Wow, prayers said for her recovery. How long did it take them to determine that it was salmonella?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 08:23 AM (h7ZuX)
=====

That miracle of science was pronounced by the wizards the morning of Day 4.

Funny how literally no one else has it. But for one meal on Day -6 we have eaten the same thing wt the same time. It just doesn't track.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

68 Thanks for letting us know about Mrs SFP, SFP. Prayers continue for complete and quick healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 08:27 AM (eT41E)

69 Having her out of the house so long is challenging she is such a key player. Yesterday I had to figure out how to work the vacuum. All by myself!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

70 Yeah, SF. Weird that no one else got sick.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 08:29 AM (h7ZuX)

71 But for one meal on Day -6 we have eaten the same thing wt the same time. It just doesn't track.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)
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Bacterial infections are not an all or none event.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:32 AM (y1wyK)

72 My friends say I am lazy, entitled, and spoiled. After this experience I am forced to agree.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

73
Paul Pelosi drove into a parked car yesterday and drove away but the police are cool with it 'cause he said he'd take car of the damages.

I'm pretty sure none of us would get the same treatment for a hit and run.

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Y8DZL)

74 Glyph keyboard has no numeric pad. Hard No!

And how much memory does a phone need, anyway, to work as a phone? Make and receive calls and texts, and a few pics, as needed. No music, no games, no apps, no tracking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 08:36 AM (1z8ji)

75 Paul Pelosi drove into a parked car yesterday and drove away but the police are cool with it 'cause he said he'd take car of the damages.

I'm pretty sure none of us would get the same treatment for a hit and run.
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Y8DZL)

Should have given him a DUI as he was hammered earlier.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:37 AM (1Ff7Z)

76 Trump needs to immediately denaturalize these vermin:

https://tinyurl.com/3edrfjb7

Or snuff them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:41 AM (y1wyK)

77 Should have given him a DUI as he was hammered earlier.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:37 AM (1Ff7Z)
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It's (D)ifferent when he drives drunk. May be bashing in his skull more completely would actually save lives.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

78 SanFranpsycho, you mentioned that Mrs.F had had a minor procedure beforehand. Did she have ingest anything that day?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 08:42 AM (afJtY)

79 https://tinyurl.com/3edrfjb7

That Jackson Hinkle character is a particularly noxious little b*tch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

80 Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning. Slight improvement but still not taking any nourishment by mouth. She needs to take some juice or broth but has not managed to keep anything down. Today is Day 5. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

At least they have a diagnosis now. May she recover quickly!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 08:45 AM (1z8ji)

81 SanFranpsycho, you mentioned that Mrs.F had had a minor procedure beforehand. Did she have ingest anything that day?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 08:42 AM (afJtY)
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She had an endoscopy Tuesday and never recovered. imho that is the source of her infection. She was perfectly fine Monday and Tuesday morning and the hospital seems like it is in CYA mode.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

82 So glad they finally figured it out. Now she can get the appropriate care and heal. What an odd and disturbing turn of events.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 05, 2026 08:49 AM (4VH0B)

83 SanFranpsycho, they probably are. Salmonella is shed in urine and feces.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 08:50 AM (afJtY)

84 Rules for elite, rules for little people

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 08:51 AM (Ia/+0)

85 San Franpsycho,

I think you have it figured out. Sorry this has happened. You both are in my prayers.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 05, 2026 08:51 AM (3AwA+)

86 I ran into a parked car once, but I was 12 years old and on my Schwinn Stingray. I was cruising down our residential street, and there was some girl on the other side of the street, so I started watching her and quit looking ahead. And suddenly there was this parked car.

When I ran into the back of it, the bike stopped instantly but I kept moving. My butt flew off that banana seat and into the handlebar fork in front, and I got the nutcracking to end all nutcrackings. I remember crawling into the grass of the nearby yard and just laying there for about 10 minutes before I could even stand up again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 08:53 AM (H8EHh)

87 MP4 is early on the BT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

88 She had an endoscopy Tuesday and never recovered. imho that is the source of her infection. She was perfectly fine Monday and Tuesday morning and the hospital seems like it is in CYA mode.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

Any Muzzie or other DEI practitioners involved with the initial procedure?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 08:57 AM (1z8ji)

89 "Wing" was Grace's maiden name, and "Kantner" was the Jefferson Airplane/Starship band member who fathered the girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

There are not a lot of women running around today named “China”, even so.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:03 AM (4g5V+)

90 She had an endoscopy Tuesday and never recovered. imho that is the source of her infection. She was perfectly fine Monday and Tuesday morning and the hospital seems like it is in CYA mode.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Any Muzzie or other DEI practitioners involved with the initial procedure?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's where my thinking is too. Prayers SF, may she recover quickly now they know what it is.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (QVmho)

91 47 Super belated BOING!

Lunch with pups and grandpups.

Some Brits still retain a sense of humor:

https://tinyurl.com/yvmftypb
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 07:45 AM (y1wyK)

!!!
I'm laughing, I'm crying.

Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 09:08 AM (6wpGE)

92 86 I ran into a parked car once, but I was 12 years old and on my Schwinn Stingray. I was cruising down our residential street, and there was some girl on the other side of the street, so I started watching her and quit looking ahead. And suddenly there was this parked car.

When I ran into the back of it, the bike stopped instantly but I kept moving. My butt flew off that banana seat and into the handlebar fork in front, and I got the nutcracking to end all nutcrackings. I remember crawling into the grass of the nearby yard and just laying there for about 10 minutes before I could even stand up again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 08:53 AM (H8EHh)

Great story.

Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 09:21 AM (6wpGE)

USA-250 Club ONT - July 4, 2026 [3 D's]

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Welcome to Club ONT - a revolutionary collaboration of The Club's "founding fathers", The Disco, The Dino, and The Doggo. That's right - even the prodigal pooch couldn't stay away from our USA-250 celebration!

We built this place for you so you can have some fun. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises. No loyal British subjects of the king are allowed either! Club ONT is for citizens, not subjects.

Please rise for a salute to the ragged old flag.

Thank you.

*****

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? It was too heavy to carry.

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So it's July 4th night, and all of the dead presidents are gathered around a campfire for a party. They're drinking, eating, and having a good time when President Washington puts President Lincoln on the spot.

"Hey, Lincoln, do your thing!" asks Washington.

"What thing?" Lincoln asks. "What is it?"

"Lincoln, do the thing!" Washington says. The speech, address or whatever! "You know what I'm talking about!"

"Oh, yeah, the speech," Lincoln says. That thing, yes. I'm afraid I can't. "I can't recall the words."

"What do you mean you can't remember the words?" exclaimed Washington. "You've given the speech a million times! You've got that like burned in your brain, right?!"

Lincoln says, "Well, yeah, normally, sure, I've got it memorized, but that was four s'mores and seven beers ago!"

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Drink of the Night

A red, white, and blue layered cocktail for USA-250? Of course!

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Here's how to make it

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Club ONT Department of Bicentennial Artifacts

Who still has their Bicentennial mug, T-shirt, pin, button, commemorative plate... or harmonica?

Is it proudly displayed? Tucked away in the attic? Hidden in a box with the avocado-green Tupperware and other "too sentimental to toss" treasures?

Hit the comments if you've held onto a Bicentennial keepsake or two.

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Check out this cool poster from our good friend and barkeep, JQ!

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Hopefully JQ will take a break from pouring drinks and explain how this came into her possession and where she currently has it displayed.

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Yes... one of the D's still has a Bicentennial harmonica. It's safely tucked away in a home office desk drawer, just waiting for a Yankee Doodle rendition.

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And here's one from The Disco's personal collection. A well cared for piece of Bicentennial drinkware!

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[Disco says: This belonged to my grandfather, was given to my mom when she and my dad bought a house with a bar in the basement, then I took it several years ago when my mom sold that house. It has become my favorite glass for sipping bourbon.]

Grok says it is a "sour cream" tumbler made by Hazel Atlas Glass Company.

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So - what do you still have? And what have you acquired as a collectible for USA-250?


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Club ONT Department of Flyover Country

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4 cents per acre. Jefferson and that land purchase. Very casual reading at the link - plenty of other details to parse in the comment section.

By the time Monroe arrived in Paris on April 12, 1803, the French had made a stunning offer to Livingston. For various reasons, Napoleon had decided to abandon his plans for Louisiana, and he had Prime Minister Talleyrand offer not just New Orleans but the entire territory to the United States for $15 million. Monroe and Livingston agreed to the purchase, and they signed a treaty with France on April 30, 1803.

How is that Greenland thing coming along?


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Club ONT Department of Patriotic Paint Jobs and Styling

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Patriotic Special Edition Cars and Trucks Hit the link to check out the 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Bicentennial Edition.

Hurst Performance had a thriving business as a specialty car builder for major automakers in the late 1960s, producing special high-performance models for Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Plymouth, and others, but the AMC Hurst SC/Rambler is undoubtedly one of the most visually distinctive vehicles that emerged from these collaborations.

Nice story about a kid tracking down his dad's 1976 Kenworth - Bicentennial edition.

During the nation's bicentennial celebration in 1976, automakers introduced special edition cars and trucks honoring America's 200th anniversary, while Kenworth answered the call with one of the most distinctive heavy-duty trucks it had ever produced.

Known as the VIT 200, the limited-production package transformed the company's flagship W900 conventional into a patriotic showpiece through a red, white, and blue paint scheme, special trim, commemorative badging, and the introduction of Kenworth's groundbreaking Aerodyne raised-roof sleeper.


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Club ONT Jukebox

250 years of this great nation deserves a party!

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Club ONT is brought to you by the Weather Report

Florida Man meets Hurricane Matthew (with help from Slayer)

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Club ONT Disclaimer: Side effects may include wild flag waving, excessive potato salad consumption, Roman Candle duels, and convincing yourself a second or third hot dog is a good idea. Professional fireworks should be left to professionals. Uncle Billy is not a professional fireworks technician, no matter what he says - and neither are you Morons.

This ONT is fueled by charcoal, confidence, and mosquitoes. No Founding Fathers were consulted in the planning of these festivities, though we're reasonably certain they'd have questions.

Sparklers are not lightsabers. Lawn chairs and coolers are not defensive positions. The bald eagle is watching all of you. America has thrived for 250 years. Don't be the reason it doesn't survive the weekend.

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1 Wow! 3 Ds?! Youza!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 10:01 PM (uTEOj)

2 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 04, 2026 10:03 PM (w3u3d)

3 I have a $10 roll of Bicentennial quarters.

I also have - inherited from my father - a set, untouched by human hands, of Bicentennial coinage - a dollar, half dollar and a quarter.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 10:03 PM (M5CvA)

4 Woot! Club ONT! Thanks, 3Ds!!!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 10:03 PM (rdVOm)

5 The American Way


https://tinyurl.com/4uakukck


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:04 PM (jU8k8)

6 I still have my Philadelphia 76 Liberty Bell souvenir button.

Posted by: goozer at July 04, 2026 10:06 PM (eTh1u)

7 Who still has their Bicentennial mug, T-shirt, pin, button, commemorative plate... or harmonica?

I still have many quarters...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 10:06 PM (uTEOj)

8 That top picture needs to be a t-shirt.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:08 PM (afJtY)

9 I'm thinking I'm the only Moron here tonight...
Look at meeee!
'Merica baby!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 10:08 PM (uTEOj)

10 Evenin'

Guess the fireworks in DC got rained out. I'm torn on that. Bummer for the visitors but we need the rain and it's been steamy hot around here. Hoping it cools down to a comfortable, humid 90 tomorrow. Over 100 sucks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 10:09 PM (ntk8v)

11 Howdy, Club patrons! Happy 250!🇺🇸

Posted by: Doof at July 04, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

12 Sorry I'm late, I was waiting for Paul Revere to ride through town and hand out presents.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 04, 2026 10:10 PM (ZWAWS)

13 A3-D ONT is a rare treat. Thank you to all!

Greetings Horde from So. Cal. Scattered booms going off around me. Fireworks, not t-storms.

I might have a bicentennial proof set or two. I also have an early 1970's Florida license plate which I placed in the back window of my truck which my wife rolled her eyes at. She drew the line at my Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 10:11 PM (GCVzV)

14 Is that tcn's Falcon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:11 PM (jU8k8)

15
*rings doorbell repeatedly*

Helloooh! Anyone home?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:11 PM (O0L8i)

16 I keep a $2 bill in my wallet.

Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2026 10:11 PM (Q+gd/)

17 It's hard to believe that it has been 50 years since the Highcentennial.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 04, 2026 10:12 PM (4NO2D)

18 Only three beachgoers hit in the head/face by a fallen Roman Candle this year. As one might imagine, someone else got a couple of throat punches.

Glad we watched from the cottage deck.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 10:12 PM (NXz0i)

19 I might have a bicentennial proof set or two. I also have an early 1970's Florida license plate which I placed in the back window of my truck which my wife rolled her eyes at. She drew the line at my Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 10:11 PM (GCVzV)


Did you call her a nattering nabob of negativity?

Posted by: Doof at July 04, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

20 Bicentennial poster:

I was the poster-collector in my fam. Seems that this one is the only one what wasn't *appropriated* by younger siblings when I left home! Most of the others were Velvaprint® blacklight style and disappeared over the years...

I found it rolled up and tucked away with other childhood stuff, under the staircase, while cleaning out Dad's house. (The work of Mom, no doubt, as Dad threw away so many keepsakes when he found them. Dad didn't mess with that stuff under the stairs, thankfully)

Couldn't get it professionally matted before the holiday. Now wondering whether to do that, or just fill in the blank top/bottom with colorful fabric and call it good. For now, it's in the living room. Will hang permanently in the den after finishing the framed display.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 10:14 PM (rdVOm)

21 10 Guess the fireworks in DC got rained out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 10:09 PM
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Not so fast. They're letting people back on the mall. PDJT is giving comments at 11pm and fireworks will follow. (At least that was the last I heard.)

Posted by: TRex - explosive dino at July 04, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

22 A red, white, and blue layered cocktail for USA-250? Of course!

But of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPicnUgsJjE

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 04, 2026 10:15 PM (Wnv9h)

23 TxAnn ought to come to the next TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 04, 2026 10:15 PM (R+iUD)

24 One thing people don't realize is now at 250 years the US has one of the oldest governments in the world.

A whole lot of governments only go back to WWI or WWII or even later.

I was asking this as a trivia question to some friends today, "What is the oldest government in the world and I got answers like Germany or Italy and...not even close

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 10:16 PM (sKqQm)

25 I keep a $2 bill in my wallet.
Posted by: davidt

I keep a $3 bill in my wallet.

Posted by: Buttigig at July 04, 2026 10:16 PM (NXz0i)

26 Hey Helena!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:17 PM (lfni7)

27 I’m trying to pin down the make and tear of the patriotic car up top, looks familiar but I can’t pin it down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 10:17 PM (H8EHh)

28 KW looks like it has twin 100 gal tanks. Fill that baby up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:18 PM (jU8k8)

29 How are women like fireworks? They look.great from a distance, dangerous up close and can go off with the tiniest spark.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:18 PM (afJtY)

30 The Ruger firearms company stamped "Made in the 200th Year of American Liberty" on the guns they made in 1976. Guns being the durable products that they are, most of them are still around.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 04, 2026 10:19 PM (W5PEE)

31 Truth, Justice and All That Jazz..

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 04, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)

32 The oldest government would be something like the Knights Hospitallers, or San Marino, wouldn't it? The Vatican?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 10:20 PM (rbvCR)

33 Comparing the US and UK today makes it clear that the right decision was to fight for Independence

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 10:20 PM (QTFkC)

34 Just set of 20 cannisters of pyrotechnic delight. But, the coolest thing was that the sky around here is alive with those lightning bolts that shoot across the entire sky. Some of the fireworks were timed absolutely perfectly with the natural light show.

Very Auspicious. (that's the positive type of Omen)

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 10:21 PM (dIske)

35 I want mammoths. The northern America needs mammoths 🦣
Make it happen Trump

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:21 PM (YeXhF)

36 29 How are women like fireworks? They look.great from a distance, dangerous up close and can go off with the tiniest spark.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:18 PM (afJtY)
_____________________________

Short fuse.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 10:22 PM (dIske)

37 Amazing likeness to all 3 of you in that top pic!

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 10:22 PM (kU0PQ)

38 I may need to bring the younger cats in early tonight. They were a bit freaked last night.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

39 The 250th has got me all choked up. This is one helluva anniversary for our great nation.

Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:23 PM (JpUeg)

40 33 Comparing the US and UK today makes it clear that the right decision was to fight for Independence
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Yeah.
George III himself exclaimed that when Washington went home to his farm that this was the greatest statesman of his time

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:23 PM (YeXhF)

41
Happy 4th, everybody.

It was slightly "cooler" today. We got more "mixing" as the GSP boys call it, which lowered dew points for about 80 down to the lower 70s. That made a difference. Tomorrow, the temps will be lower, but dew point back up. Pick your poison.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:23 PM (w6EFb)

42 That top picture needs to be a t-shirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:08 PM (afJtY)

It's a very good likeness of all three!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)

43
A woman walks into a library in Paris and asks to see the French Constitution. "Madame," the librarian sniffs, "we do not carry periodicals."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:24 PM (O0L8i)

44
Billy Ray corrupted Miley when she was too young.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:24 PM (jU8k8)

45 I wonder if there are fireworks in heaven. If so, I don't know if my dad, his dad, or I would have the most fun shooting them off for an hour or two.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 10:24 PM (qx7Zg)

46 Yet again my erudite and witty commentary fails to score even an honorable mention in the COTW field.....

Sobs uncontrollably....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 10:24 PM (QGaXH)

47 Evening Horde. We got some fireworks with the nephew and his kiddos before the storm blew up. When the wind goes from calm to blustery in minutes, and it's about to rain? Probably best to pack it in. It's a nice storm, though. Nature is doing fireworks tonight.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 04, 2026 10:24 PM (XQ+xj)

48 °being all humble and shit•
Just saw I made the bonus comments...I never get there!

I love the Ds!🐕🦖🎶!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 10:25 PM (uTEOj)

49 43
A woman walks into a library in Paris and asks to see the French Constitution. "Madame," the librarian sniffs, "we do not carry periodicals."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:24 PM (O0L8i)


If the same thing happened in the UK, the librarian would have to say "Well, this is embarrassing, but we never actually wrote it down, so it's whatever Kier Starmer says it is."

Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:25 PM (JpUeg)

50 35 I want mammoths. The northern America needs mammoths 🦣
Make it happen Trump
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:21 PM (YeXhF)

Always the bridesmaid...

Posted by: Mastodons at July 04, 2026 10:25 PM (ZWAWS)

51 Thanks for the star-spangled USA-250 Club ONT, 3-Ds!

Happy Independence Day!

Love the graphic up top. It's a keeper.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 04, 2026 10:26 PM (D/6p1)

52 I have a dog that provides me with unconditional love but I also have a cat that says I don't deserve it. It's all about balance.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:26 PM (afJtY)

53 I love the Ds!🐕🦖🎶!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 04, 2026 10:26 PM (YeXhF)

54 >> I want mammoths.

We had native camels here as well during the late Pleistocene, too. Bring those back. Saber tooth cats, and even lions that were bigger than the African lions. A cheetah and a jaguar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)

55 19 Did you call her a nattering nabob of negativity?
Posted by: Doof at July 04, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

I get the reference and no - she knows where I sleep and has access to my food supply...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 10:27 PM (QGaXH)

56 I love the Ds!🐕🦖🎶!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie


You know about the cup sizes??

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 04, 2026 10:27 PM (XQ+xj)

57 Elon says he wants a miniature mammoth as a pet. The thing about Elon is that you never know, he might actually make that happen.

Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:28 PM (JpUeg)

58
May consign the house dogs to the laundry room for the evening where the sound of the fireworks won't be as loud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:28 PM (O0L8i)

59 Always the bridesmaid...
Posted by: Mastodons at July 04, 2026 10:25 PM (ZWAWS)

Mastodons, mammoths, whatever. Em are all heffalumps. And we do need to get them back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:28 PM (1z8ji)

60 You know what's missing in the top picture? TRex using a gator as a cannon.

https://youtu.be/mjXM6x_0KZk

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)

61 publius, Dire Lions?

Posted by: RandomDave at July 04, 2026 10:28 PM (XQ+xj)

62 Great ONT, 3Ds!

Happy Birthday, USA!

Posted by: PT, Piano Teacher, former Official Delurker at July 04, 2026 10:29 PM (wmKCn)

63
And we did have elephants proper roaming here as well. A big different from the African ones, and closer to the Asian species.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:29 PM (w6EFb)

64 Best fireworks ever. When my brother died he was cremated so we put his remains in a firecracker and gave him one fantastic send off.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:29 PM (afJtY)

65 24 One thing people don't realize is now at 250 years the US has one of the oldest governments in the world.

A whole lot of governments only go back to WWI or WWII or even later.

I was asking this as a trivia question to some friends today, "What is the oldest government in the world and I got answers like Germany or Italy and...not even close

Posted by: 18-1
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Rome was a republic for 100 years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:29 PM (jU8k8)

66 Tyler airport had a historic aircraft fly in today. I didn’t make it out there, but at 6 tonight they flew out and made passes over the city as they left. I heard the low rumblings of those engines, and was delighted to see two formations of 4 fighters each pass over the house at about 500’.

There’s nothing like the sound of those engines, I was inside but I heard them coming and ran out to see!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 10:30 PM (H8EHh)

67 Willowed.
228 We can see monster fireworks displays at 5 locstions from our deck, some as far away as 4 milesand some as close as 200 yards.
Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 10:26 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)

68 Had to bring my outside dog in. Loud fireworks is scaring him.
Put him in the utility room in the house and gave him some dog biscuits. Petted him, seems to have settled him down.
He's not use to those loud noises.

Posted by: Case at July 04, 2026 10:30 PM (IY9No)

69 The brass band is playing the 1960s Star Trek theme.
That is as American as it gets.
Nice that William Shatner has lived long enough

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:30 PM (YeXhF)

70 Sun hasn't set here yet... local show will commence at 10pm PDT. Not going this year, been imbibing LOL!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

71
We had native camels here as well during the late Pleistocene, too. Bring those back. Saber tooth cats, and even lions that were bigger than the African lions. A cheetah and a jaguar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)

Saber-tooth cats. Dire wolves. Giant sloths. Giant beavers. Dodos. Giant killer birds. Uintabeasts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)

72 >> publius, Dire Lions?

Panthera atrox, the American lion.

Also, a pretty big and very fast bear species that could catch some of those big cats.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

73 Happy Fourth.

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2026 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

74 AoP, I think wolves, horses, camels, and even primates are North American
Mammoths and cats came here from the Bering

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:33 PM (YeXhF)

75 Top 10 Comments of the Week is RIGGED

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 04, 2026 10:33 PM (u/oMr)

76 Also, a pretty big and very fast bear species that could catch some of those big cats.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

Giant cave bears?

And the never seen, but totally feared, 12 meter long Ur-marmot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:34 PM (1z8ji)

77 If you're going to start cloning extinct species, maybe start with the passenger pigeon. Apparently they were so tasty that we ate every single one. Let's get them back on the menu.

Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:34 PM (JpUeg)

78
70% of these megafauna species were wiped out with the Younger Dryas. That was creative destruction of a sort that produced the world as we know it today. Just 12,000 years ago, it was a very different world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:35 PM (w6EFb)

79 Three major fireworks displays going on simultaneously within a 3 mile radius of my house. It's awesome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 04, 2026 10:35 PM (ceJ0R)

80 Splunge !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:35 PM (afJtY)

81 If you're going to start cloning extinct species, maybe start with the passenger pigeon. Apparently they were so tasty that we ate every single one. Let's get them back on the menu.
Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:34 PM (JpUeg)

As long as we extinct the damned cargo pigeons first. They shit on everything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)

82 Hey Ben Had! I've been quiet, but not absent. How have you been?

Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:36 PM (JpUeg)

83 70% of these megafauna species were wiped out with the Younger Dryas. That was creative destruction of a sort that produced the world as we know it today. Just 12,000 years ago, it was a very different world.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:35 PM (w6EFb)

Joe Biden is the Older Wetass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (1z8ji)

84 Happy Birthday to the USA, the greatest nation on Earth. Murdered by the Democrat Party, but hopefully we can revive her (and not in the Frankenstein way, that never works).

Love the Horde as always.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1)

85 Wow... observation.

My street is only 2 blocks long, 18 houses, and 1 Baptist church.

in 1976, the Bicentennial, every house had a flag... and even the Church had a US flag out front.

Just went out to take down my flag... and I was the ONLY Flag flying on the street.

What the has happened to my country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (mP0Kj)

86 The 🌰 chestnut needs to be brought back nonironically

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (YeXhF)

87 Splunge, life couldn't be better. A hug to the both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (afJtY)

88 Thanks for the 250th Anniversary 3-D ONT, guys. It's great!

Happy Fourth of July to the entire horde!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)

89 >> Giant cave bears?

Arctodus simus was the name. It stood about 12' tall on it's hind legs and weighed about a ton. And it could run 40 mph.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:38 PM (w6EFb)

90 Keir Starmer's a w⚓️

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:38 PM (YeXhF)

91 People piling back into the Mall because and fireworks at 11PM EST to tell again .......

"THE DEMOCRAT_COMMIES SUCK" MOOSE DICK ......

Democrats, Hakeen Jefferies, AOC and Bernie Sanders hurt the most and devastated .........





Posted by: Jackson K. at July 04, 2026 10:38 PM (JDSUL)

92 I haven't listened to Trump's speech from Mt. Rushmore yet, but I hear it was a doozy. It probably won't replace Coolidge's speech for the 150th as my favorite Independence Day speech, but I still thank the Creator who endowed us with rights that we didn't have a Kamal word salad to mark the occasion.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 04, 2026 10:38 PM (ZWAWS)

93 Regardless of Mayor Sean Ryan's edict on fireworks in the city of Buffalo, the citizenry is ungovernable and are partying like it's 1976 ...

Be ungovernable !

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 04, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)

94 77 If you're going to start cloning extinct species, maybe start with the passenger pigeon. Apparently they were so tasty that we ate every single one. Let's get them back on the menu.
Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:34 PM (JpUeg)

Don't you people even WATCH horror movies?

Clone the Passenger Pigeon? Yeah... ever see the Hitchcock movie, the Birds?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 10:38 PM (mP0Kj)

95 Sparklers are not lightsabers.

Aren't sparklers essentially Thermite On A Stick?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

96 lol AOP

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:39 PM (lfni7)

97

Part of the Brooklyn Bridge is on fire due to fireworks.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 10:40 PM (/QHx4)

98 when we were kids- quite a while ago- the Dads in our neighborhood would chip in and buy a bunch of fireworks, which they set off in the street. I can still see them, puffing on the cigars they used as punks.
The moms would each make a freezer of ice cream- all different kinds.
The Fourth was one of the best nights of the year.

Posted by: sal at July 04, 2026 10:40 PM (f+FmA)

99 Aren't sparklers essentially Thermite On A Stick?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)
___

Pretty much.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:40 PM (lfni7)

100 Oregon Public Broadcasting published a thumb-sucker article:

Oregon at 250: Indigenous life in the Pacific Northwest in 1776

Guess what they forget to mention?

The rampant slavery practiced by most Northwest tribes.

Gosh, I wonder why that is?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 04, 2026 10:41 PM (aD4fx)

101
Look at the habitat map for that giant bear. All over the west coast and mid-west, but didn't get up to the NE and down the east coast. It looks like it may have gotten right here in upstate SC barely.

But it was all over Florida.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:41 PM (w6EFb)

102 “Excuse me, Mr. President. That’s not entirely accurate.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 04, 2026 10:41 PM (kYmoU)

103 Part of the Brooklyn Bridge is on fire due to fireworks.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 10:40 PM (/QHx4)
___

Hey four seasons!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:41 PM (lfni7)

104 I am rested and ready to give a Word Salad Speech on the National Mall.....

ONLY HAD TWO BOTTLES OF WINE IN THE PAST HOUR....

Cackle ......... Cackle ......... Cackle...

Posted by: Kami Harris at July 04, 2026 10:41 PM (G5jnN)

105 SMH ! I thought about have lovely your creek must have been today.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 10:42 PM (afJtY)

106 Evenin' Horde, Happy Independence Day and Happy 250th, 'Merica! Just got back from my small town's fireworks show. I don't normally get into fireworks much, but it was great. Yesterday I went to the next town's celebration, just for the speeches and the reenactors firing muskets and cannon.

Best thing I did today was watch most of the flyovers from DC. So awesome.

I was almost 3 years old for the Bicentennial, so I have no memory of it. I've found some mementos in my mom's things. (She kept everything!)

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2026 10:42 PM (hPLSE)

107 the Dads in our neighborhood would chip in and buy a bunch of fireworks, which they set off in the street.


Our last neighborhood near OKC, that was the protocol. Lots of families set off their fireworks at the end of their driveways. It was magnificent most of the time. Some teenagers didn't seem to have much "fireworks safety" in them and minor injuries occurred. All in all, a good time!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Jr+re)

108 Thermite, handy stuff.

Posted by: Walter White at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Q+gd/)

109 Despite the sorry state of Massachusetts these days when I was growing up Independence Day was a big deal there. One of the best celebrations was the Boston Pops playing at the Hatch Shell on the Esplanade and the big finish. Never changed, just got bigger every year and it always finished with Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture and cannons.

https://tinyurl.com/3aywfnv5

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (viF8m)

110 Arctodus simus - if alive today some idiot teenager with a cell phone would be trying to take selfie with her cubs

Posted by: Darwin über alles at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (YeXhF)

111 Evening all,

I hope you all have had a great day.

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-50
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 5, 2026
Launch Time: 6:46 a.m. EDT (1046 UTC, 12:46 CEST)

https://youtu.be/dgpVSxrAPKc

Posted by: Joyenz at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (2F0/Y)

112 I wonder sometimes how many democrats you could convince to go into a buffalo herd and pet a calf?

On a related note, my autocorrect tried changing Democrat to demon. Does it know something I don't?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

113 They are working on the chestnut. Because of regulations on edible products they can't just CRISPR Asian chestnuts into the trees to make them resistant to blight, they have to make hybrids by selective crosses and selection.
There are some orchards already, but not a full program yet

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)

114 56 You know about the cup sizes??

Once upon a time....but I had to give up one to cancer.
Now I have one good triple D😜....
It works for the crazy people on GRINDR...
Oh....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 10:44 PM (uTEOj)

115 Hey Ben Had!

Ex-Ex got a bit too much sun at the creek, so he turned in early.

After he set off a rocket, of course.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:44 PM (lfni7)

116

Hello SMH!!

I enjoy reading your comments about your wonderful new location.

May you all have many many wonderful years there.



Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 10:45 PM (/QHx4)

117 112 I wonder sometimes how many democrats you could convince to go into a buffalo herd and pet a calf?

On a related note, my autocorrect tried changing Democrat to demon. Does it know something I don't?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

Well, I HAVE been misspelling it to DEMONcrat for awhile now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 10:45 PM (mP0Kj)

118 Just went out to take down my flag... and I was the ONLY Flag flying on the street.

What the has happened to my country?


Just mine and two others on my street. It's indeed very sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 04, 2026 10:45 PM (ceJ0R)

119 >> some idiot teenager with a cell phone

Who would soon be a steaming pile of bear shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

120 @85 - the Democrat party, the media, the entertainment industry, the Communists and their love of Islam.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 10:46 PM (CHHv1)

121 The 4th. was cool when I was a kid

Posted by: Case at July 04, 2026 10:47 PM (IY9No)

122 Some teenagers didn't seem to have much "fireworks safety" in them and minor injuries occurred. All in all, a good time!
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Jr+re)

Word. Our dad would sometimes have to leave to go repair somebody's eye, if he was on call.
Ever put a firecracker in a gourd and throw it up in the air? He took us up to the railroad tracks to do that- it was kind of messy...

Posted by: sal at July 04, 2026 10:47 PM (f+FmA)

123 The Fourth was one of the best nights of the year.
Posted by: sal at July 04, 2026 10:40 PM (f+FmA)

Denver 25 years ago was pretty much a free fire zone.

75 miles to the border to get REAL fireworks. So yeah... taught my kids how to have bottle rocket fights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)

124 Our flag stays up, since there's a solar-powered finial that illuminates the flag during the night.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:48 PM (lfni7)

125 Windows on the house are shaking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:48 PM (jU8k8)

126 Put a communist in a helicopter, he flies for a few hours.
Toss a communist out of a helicopter, he flies for the rest of his life.
- Augusto Pinochet

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 04, 2026 10:48 PM (MNCvZ)

127

yak, yak, he's not coming back.

Star Yak Ranch in Wyoming lost a yak to a lightning strike.

I didn't know there is a Yak Ranch in Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 10:48 PM (/QHx4)

128 >>The 4th. was cool when I was a kid

Still cool. We are the most blessed people to have ever walked the earth. Sometimes we forget that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (viF8m)

129 You know what has changed a lot in the last, I dunno, maybe 10 or so years? The quality of consumer grade fireworks. I'm looking out the window right now and it looks like a small town's professional show from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (vTZFs)

130 Funky to think that South America except Brazil is now MAGA

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (YeXhF)

131 110 Arctodus simus - if alive today some idiot teenager with a cell phone would be trying to take selfie with her cubs
Posted by: Darwin �ber alles at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (YeXhF)

You say that like it's a bad idea.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (ZWAWS)

132
At the hospital this evening with my mother, one of the nurses (who is about the nicest, sweetest thing I've ever seen) said they're gearing up in the ER tonight for the mostly young and/or drunk idiots who shouldn't be allowed to play with fireworks.

She said they got a few in last night, but not as much as last year. But tonight will the the big night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (w6EFb)

133 Arctodus simus - if alive today some idiot teenager with a cell phone would be trying to take selfie with her cubs
Posted by: Darwin �ber alles at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (YeXhF)

Giant cave bears could be useful. "Where did that annoying antifa fag get to? Dunno, maybe a cave bear got him."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

134 Most of my neighbors are out of town this weekend. I stand watch in their absence.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (rdVOm)

135 108 Thermite, handy stuff.
Yes!

When you don't get out to the fireworks, why not🧨??

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 10:51 PM (uTEOj)

136 133 Arctodus simus - if alive today some idiot teenager with a cell phone would be trying to take selfie with her cubs
Posted by: Darwin �ber alles at July 04, 2026 10:43 PM (YeXhF)

Giant cave bears could be useful. "Where did that annoying antifa fag get to? Dunno, maybe a cave bear got him."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

Yeah... ya know all those Womenz a few months back that said they would choose a Bear over a Man?

OK then...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 10:51 PM (mP0Kj)

137 In 1976 my mom bought a little (wooden! today it would be cheap plastic!) flag stand that holds five little historic US flags plus the Bicentennial flag which is white with a red and blue logo in the middle. I remember that logo was everywhere in 1976. (AFAIK there's no official flag or logo for the 250th.)

My other Bicentennial item is a little cloth Benjamin Franklin doll from the Hallmark store that came in packaging that looks like his Philly row house. One of the things most noticeable about it now is, there's no bar code.

I saw the air show over the Hudson River this morning and a few of the tall ships but gave up after a few ships because of the heat. I've always wanted to see a B2 bomber and sure enough one of 'em flew over with two fighter jet escorts. And I got to see some fireworks out my bedroom window tonight, probably the Jersey City one, so my Fourth was complete.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 04, 2026 10:51 PM (tM5h4)

138 I want the top photo, appropriately clothed for the occasion, to appear on all major holidays.
Even if they don't all three contribute.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: sal at July 04, 2026 10:51 PM (f+FmA)

139 What part of the Brooklyn Bridge is flammable and why?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 10:53 PM (kd1a0)

140 The 4th is somewhat our anniversary.

It's the day, 38 years ago, when I asked Ex-Ex to take me to the nearest place to buy some beer.
My dad had just dropped me off at the barracks after spending the day with him...and my mom.
By the time I got back to the barracks, the Shoppette was closed, and I needed a drink.

That was kinda our first date.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:53 PM (lfni7)

141
Nemo,

I wondered about that also.

Article on Daily Mail. I didn't read the whole article.

Madman has probably fired all the fire people.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 10:54 PM (/QHx4)

142 Hurst Performance had a thriving business as a specialty car builder for major automakers in the late 1960s, producing special high-performance models for Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Plymouth, and others, but the AMC Hurst SC/Rambler is undoubtedly one of the most visually distinctive vehicles that emerged from these collaborations

My 64 Plymouth Valiant had the long chrome gearshift with Hurst on it topped with a white cueball etched with 4 speed pattern, 273 engine. Slicker than snot.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 10:56 PM (LHPAg)

143 I want mammoths. The northern America needs mammoths 🦣
Make it happen Trump
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:21 PM

Some charlatan claimed he cloned mammoths a few years ago but it was really an elephant with some spliced-in shaggy hair genes or something. Whatever it was, it was not a mammoth.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 04, 2026 10:56 PM (tM5h4)

144 Jujubee, they did a bullshit direwolf too.
I think the mammoth has a better chance

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 10:57 PM (YeXhF)

145 "The northern America needs mammoths"

I'd settle for magpies. Somebody introduce us some magpies. Spice up our lives a bit.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 10:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

146 Well the fireworks seem to have settled down some. Guess the folks must have used them up. I really don't mind them shooting them off, just don't like my pets being freaked out. They don't understand what's going on.

Posted by: Case at July 04, 2026 10:58 PM (IY9No)

147

We have lots of magpies here in SW Wyoming.

They are large and loud.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 10:59 PM (/QHx4)

148 I'm back.

I was gone for a few minutes. I noticed the wind blowing toward the purple-haired, nose-ringed Prius- driving Obama voting Vegans next door so I threw some steaks on the grill for dinner.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

149 Some charlatan claimed he cloned mammoths a few years ago but it was really an elephant with some spliced-in shaggy hair genes or something. Whatever it was, it was not a mammoth.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 04, 2026 10:56 PM (tM5h4)

I saw Shaggy Hair Genes open for the Crew Cuts at Maple Leaf Gardens in '62.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

150 Can I tell you a little secret? I am not a fan of "The Star Spangled Banner" being our national anthem I would prefer "America the Beautiful."

https://youtu.be/igqy0NxZIfQ

Posted by: tankdemon at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (ZWAWS)

151 77 If you're going to start cloning extinct species, maybe start with the passenger pigeon. Apparently they were so tasty that we ate every single one. Let's get them back on the menu.
Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:34 PM (JpUeg)
__________________

I wonder how many know that cloning of animals is now and everyday occurrence. There is a company called Viagen that will clone a pet for about $50,000 and clone a horse for about $85,000. It's a little scandalous from the perspective of horse racing...and dog shows. People are cloning their winners, and others are calling this cheating.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)

152 "They are large and loud."

That's the ticket! Bring the mischief.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

153 Guess Trump will give his speech. I'll listen to him.

Posted by: Case at July 04, 2026 11:01 PM (IY9No)

154 "Well the fireworks seem to have settled down some."

10PM here. Amateur fireworks are on the upswing until midnight. That's when the celebratory gunfire begins.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

155

gp,

The dogs hate them, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 11:02 PM (/QHx4)

156 Good evening morons and Слава Тройке!

They are trying to have fireworks tonight off the Golden Gate Bridge. The cloud base is 700 feet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX)

157 Lots of magpies here. I think they ate the corpse of the gopher I shot this morning. Of course it had to sit in the Sun all day to get ripe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 11:02 PM (1z8ji)

158 Those of us not allowed in may or may not have Bicentennial coins, medals, and first day covers. Could be worth $$ or not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 04, 2026 11:03 PM (XdwHx)

159

The magpies sometimes divebomb our little dogs, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 11:03 PM (/QHx4)

160 The Jews used to say next year in Jerusalem. Next year on the Moon

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:04 PM (YeXhF)

161 I wonder how many know that cloning of animals is now and everyday occurrence. There is a company called Viagen that will clone a pet for about $50,000 and clone a horse for about $85,000. It's a little scandalous from the perspective of horse racing...and dog shows. People are cloning their winners, and others are calling this cheating.
Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)

Proposal: for every Sidney Sweeney you clone, you have to unclone one Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 11:05 PM (1z8ji)

162 Our good girl doggeh was *not* afraid of fireworks or thunder...

She'd run back and forth along the fence, barking and challenging those big noises!

Such a protective girl, she was. Miss that ol' mutt.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm)

163 Americans are the indigenous people of the Moon you know

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:05 PM (YeXhF)

164 "The magpies sometimes divebomb our little dogs, lol."

I don't want those. I want the ones that thieve cash and jewelry. Our crows do their best, no doubt, but there's plenty of room for improvement.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

165 Oh my gosh, a 3D ONT and I can't find my glasses.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 11:06 PM (ibDUx)

166 Enjoying a bbq rib eye and cold beer in honor of the USA.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 11:06 PM (QGaXH)

167 Trump's favorite opera is on, therefore, fireworks are up shortly.

https://tinyurl.com/ys6fmyr9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 11:07 PM (jU8k8)

168 "Americans are the indigenous people of the Moon you know"

That is so true! Plus, we stuck a flag in it, which (according to Eddie Izzard) makes it ours.

Posted by: tankascribe at July 04, 2026 11:07 PM (NtoJk)

169 Can I tell you a little secret? I am not a fan of "The Star Spangled Banner" being our national anthem I would prefer "America the Beautiful."

https://youtu.be/igqy0NxZIfQ
Posted by: tankdemon at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (ZWAWS)

Because we're America, we have like four or five "national anthems".
I can't choose a favorite, though I love the lyrics to "AtB".

Posted by: sal at July 04, 2026 11:08 PM (f+FmA)

170 165 Oh my gosh, a 3D ONT and I can't find my glasses.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 11:06 PM
***
Well played.
Good evening DDS.

Posted by: TRex - 3D dino at July 04, 2026 11:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

171 Hey DDS!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 11:08 PM (lfni7)

172
Happy Birthday to the USA, the greatest nation on Earth. Murdered by the Democrat Party, but hopefully we can revive her (and not in the Frankenstein way, that never works).

If you use the correct brain ...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2026 11:08 PM (Cqx++)

173

It is so foggy at Wrigley Field you can't see the scoreboard.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 11:09 PM (/QHx4)

174
Americans are the indigenous people of the Moon you know

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:05 PM (YeXhF)

____________

Like hell!

Posted by: The Selenite Tribe at July 04, 2026 11:09 PM (O0L8i)

175 The neighbors just shot their wad of fireworks. It was nice to watch. I live in a mixed area. Nice to see newcomers appreciate the 4th. Now I will watch PDJT.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM (Snklc)

176 I'm on the riverbank near the five sided money pump looking at the monument. Rain has stopped and weather is comfortable. Everyone is in a good mood and patient, waiting for it to start.

Lots and lots and LOTS of people.

'Murrica!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM (kde3w)

177 Cubs fans singing Country Roads on 4th Of July during a fog delay at Wrigley. For those who don’t know that’s become the unofficial song of the US soccer team.

That’s pretty cool.

USA!! USA!! USA!!

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM (Qlrgu)

178 Paul Pelosi got into a hit and run with a parked car today
🔨

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM (YeXhF)

179 Waiting for Cat to come inside for his evening treat-- then I can go out and light this pack of firecrackers. They need to go, but Cat likes to follow me around like a puppy and sniff everything I touch. Want to avoid hurting him!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM (rdVOm)

180 I believe in America because we have great dreams, and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true." – Wendell Willkie

The life of the nation is secure only while the nation is honest, truthful and virtuous." – Frederick Douglass

I hope lots of my Horde friends got to get out for the celebration and fireworks. It just got late here, and being 29+, I'm ready for naps🤭💤💤...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)

181 175
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM
***
Nice to see you here! Feels like it has been a minute or two...

Posted by: TRex - diplomatic dino at July 04, 2026 11:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

182
To bed. Hope my being there comforts Diana, who's having a rough evening.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

183 Paul Pelosi got into a hit and run with a parked car today
🔨
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM (YeXhF)

And the parked car won, two falls out of three.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 11:12 PM (1z8ji)

184 "I am not a fan of "The Star Spangled Banner""

I always sing the bass melody to it. People turn around and look at me. I don't care, because it rocks.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

185
Sabre tooth cat: Smilodon fatalis (fatal smile?)

Here, kitty kitty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

186 >>Americans are the indigenous people of the Moon you know

https://tinyurl.com/3f93ru9d

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 11:12 PM (viF8m)

187 Oh, hey. Lee Greenwood is still alive. How about that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 11:12 PM (ntk8v)

188

Our little dog is terrified. She won't go outside to do her business. We're hoping it's not going to be a long term problem.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 11:13 PM (/QHx4)

189 176 I'm on the riverbank near the five sided money pump looking at the monument.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 11:10 PM
***
Great location! Enjoy!

Posted by: TRex - front row dino at July 04, 2026 11:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

190 158 Those of us not allowed in may or may not have Bicentennial coins, medals, and first day covers. Could be worth $$ or not.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 04, 2026 11:03 PM (XdwHx)

Not worth much. I got an album of Bicentennial 1776 First Day covers, a 1976 $2 bill and U.S. Mint Bicentennial Medal.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 04, 2026 11:14 PM (y171U)

191 I hope everyone who wanted to see fireworks did! From our vantage, we saw Fairhope’s, obviously, but we also saw Mobile’s and the show over the USS Alabama. We even saw some of Dauphin Island’s.

Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 11:14 PM (Wmg4n)

192 Oh, hey. Lee Greenwood is still alive. How about that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 11:12 PM (ntk8v)

Friend in Gilbert, AZ plays on-line chess with Lee Greenwood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji)

193 Hey Piper!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 11:15 PM (lfni7)

194
Just imagine what Marlin Perkins would have poor Jim doing if they could somehow go back to the late Pleistocene.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 11:15 PM (w6EFb)

195 {{{DDS}}}

OH so lovely to see you girl!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 11:15 PM (uTEOj)

196
Trump's up.

always

But right now, too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 11:16 PM (jU8k8)

197 176 I'm on the riverbank near the five sided money pump looking at the monument.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty



'Waves from office in basement of five sided money pump.'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 11:16 PM (ntk8v)

198 The upside to celebratory gunfire: The sky is an excellent target. Very hard to miss.

Downside: Waste of good ammo.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

199 I think the only thing I have left from the bicentennial is a bunch of quarters and the Marvel Comics 1976 calendar. Filled with very cool images. It only worked this year until February 28, though, because 1976 was a leap year.

I did pick up a bag of bicentennial flag pins. Betsy Ross flag on the left and modern on the right. Just enough to give one to each of my siblings and their spouses, as well as my dad.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 04, 2026 11:18 PM (kYmoU)

200 celebratory gunfire: The sky is an excellent target. Very hard to miss.

If it doesn't make orbit, it missed

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:19 PM (YeXhF)

201 Hi SMH! I had to pop back up and read the content.

Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 11:20 PM (Wmg4n)

202 If it doesn't make orbit, it missed

You can’t take the sky from me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 04, 2026 11:20 PM (kYmoU)

203 The upside to celebratory gunfire: The sky is an excellent target. Very hard to miss.

Downside: Waste of good ammo.
Posted by: gp

Also downside: what goes up, must come down. Somewhere.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 11:20 PM (rdVOm)

204 >> If it doesn't make orbit, it missed

*glares*

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 04, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

205 You can’t take the sky from me.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Watch me.

Posted by: Constantine Tsiolkovsky at July 04, 2026 11:22 PM (YeXhF)

206 "If it doesn't make orbit, it missed"

I once fired eight rounds from a Garand at the place where I reckoned the moon would be when they got there. I waited 17 days in anticipation, then readied my telescope. But I miscalculated: it was a new moon, and I couldn't see shit. Drat.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

207 Not worth much. I got an album of Bicentennial 1776 First Day covers, a 1976 $2 bill and U.S. Mint Bicentennial Medal.
Posted by: Joemarine at July 04, 2026 11:14 PM (y171U)

I don't expect much from them, but at 300, my kids may make some money from them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 04, 2026 11:25 PM (aVvqF)

208 "Also downside: what goes up, must come down. Somewhere."

Yes, we had a baby in arms who was injured by a round of 45ACP returning from the zenith at one of our Fourth celebrations years back. But most of the kids shot in Illinois are hit by rounds fired roughly horizontally, throughout the year.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

209 I need to double check this, but someone posted a meme that our museum ships would form the second most powerful navy in the world.

Of the top of my head, it would have 2 Essex class carriers, 5 battleships, probably cruisers and destroyers, and at least 2 submarines (USS Cobia and U-505]

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)

210 Uh, I get it. Trump likes to talk but there is another storm cell heading to DC, they may need to get on with it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 11:29 PM (ntk8v)

211
Still no word on the cause Bezos New Glenn explosion.

The spaceflight press says there's leak that it's a problem with the BE-4 engine itself. And that would be bad, because ULA's new Vulcan rocket uses the same engine.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 04, 2026 11:30 PM (w6EFb)

212 I hate our president is behind glass, but at this point I get why.

Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 11:30 PM (Wmg4n)

213 Starliner/Boeing is also not looking great.
I don't actually want Musk to be emperor of the solar system but his competitors need not to be incompetent

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 11:32 PM (YeXhF)

214
That explosion destroyed their transporter-erector. Rather than try to build an new, they're going to use a crane to stack the rockets right at the pad, they say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb)

215 "I hate our president is behind glass, but at this point I get why."

If I were Secret Service, I'd be worrying a lot about drones.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

216 >>>Can I tell you a little secret? I am not a fan of "The Star Spangled Banner" being our national anthem I would prefer "America the Beautiful."

Both have some powerful lines in them that are stunning.

I learned to love the Star Spangled Banner after 9/11. Among all that rubble, the sight of those firefighters raising the flag...the flag was still there. It gave me chills and it still does.

And I learned to love America the Beautiful from reading The Westing Game. No joke.

Grateful we have them both!

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:35 PM (gWBY1)

217 >> but his competitors need not to be incompetent

I'm pulling for all them, now. If we're going to get back to the Moon and establish Moonbase Alpha, we're gonna need all of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

218 Wishing you all a continued happy and meaningful Independence Day weekend.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 04, 2026 11:37 PM (QNSrI)

219 A B1 is orbiting outside of DC, so looks like an afterburner flyover before the fireworks may be on!

Posted by: TRex - air traffic control dino at July 04, 2026 11:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

220 Here's the museum fleet breakdown, WWII and newer.

5 carriers
8 battleships
1 heavy cruiser
1 light cruiser
8 destroyers
2 destroyer escorts
22 fleet submarines

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 11:39 PM (qx7Zg)

221 Latest NWS observation for our area: smoke. Whoda thunkit?

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

222 “I was asking this as a trivia question to some friends today, "What is the oldest government in the world and I got answers like Germany or Italy and...not even close.”

Germany and Italy? Are these people idiots?

Mexico’s government has been in existence longer than either of theirs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 11:40 PM (H8EHh)

223
Jared Isaacman (NASA administrator) led a flyover earlier in his own F-5 Tiger. He owns several of those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)

224 Independence Day has always been my 2nd favorite holiday, right behind Christmas, but this one will forever hold a special place in my heart.

Thank you, America, for showing the world your true nature through your kind and generous treatment of our World Cup guests! Your inherent goodness has opened the eyes of our international critics, and completely destroyed the hateful narratives employed incessantly by the American Left.

It has given me tremendous joy, watching Communists weeping in the comments on YouTube, while desperately declaring that no one here could be having a good time, and that this is all propaganda.

Nope, propaganda is for Commies. America inspires true greatness in all of us. May Almighty God bless and keep the United States of America!

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 04, 2026 11:40 PM (X+xvk)

225 DJT is bringing out WWII vets. They are all so old. God bless them. I miss my Granddad.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 11:41 PM (Snklc)

226 Germany and Italy? Are these people idiots?

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Both 1871, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 04, 2026 11:41 PM (6/7Fs)

227 If Trump will just shut up, we can have fireworks on the actual 4th.
On the plus side, there are some ancient warriors getting some love.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 04, 2026 11:41 PM (iaABv)

228 @SecRollins
Unfortunately, the weather may have disrupted parts of the @Freedom250 celebration, but we were grateful to open the beautiful @USDA building to provide shelter. And then this happened… these incredible patriots spontaneously broke into the National Anthem.🇺🇸
I love my country.

Very cool!

And the fireworks at Epcot looked epic.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:42 PM (gWBY1)

229 "What is the oldest government in the world?" Sumer?

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

230 Before I get into the content and comments, I thought I'd report on our 4th, in case I pass out soon.

Daughter and her husband are moving into the house down near the gate. Still much work to be done on the place, but before the floors get torn up and the wall knocked down, they've stayed a few nights, and tonight had a kind of pre-housewarming Independence Day party.

Family and good friends and dogs, all kinds of delicious food and beverage, a furious thunderstorm with the electricity going off and on off and on again, concluding (after the deluge ended) with a most excellent fireworks show. From their front porch, we could see four different distant big shows, also.

As far as comparisons, God wins, with spectacular lightning and thunder in all directions.

America at its finest.

Posted by: mindful webworker is full and happy and smells of fireworks at July 04, 2026 11:43 PM (tQ0hn)

231
Sitting on the patio.

So many dogs howling. I feel for them.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 11:43 PM (/QHx4)

232 "Jared Isaacman" Impressive guy, IMHO.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:43 PM (Jr5Lq)

233 Nice seeing the Artemis crew and Schmidt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 11:43 PM (kpS4V)

234 229 "What is the oldest government in the world?" Sumer?

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Pfft

Posted by: Gobekli Tepe at July 04, 2026 11:44 PM (6/7Fs)

235
President Trump knows how to throw great celebrations.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 11:45 PM (/QHx4)

236 Lit my lil pack of 'crackers... only two duds. They're fairly old, think maybe a decade?

Got the mess hosed down into the grass & destroyed the duds. All clear! Cat can resume his outdoor travels.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

237 Ur or Uruk, possibly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 04, 2026 11:46 PM (6/7Fs)

238 From Japan:

https://tinyurl.com/m3c7zymj

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 11:46 PM (lfni7)

239 The upside to celebratory gunfire: The sky is an excellent target. Very hard to miss.

Downside: Waste of good ammo.
Posted by: gp
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12 ga No. 7 1/2
Even in intended use, 80% of it is gonna miss anyway.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 04, 2026 11:47 PM (iaABv)

240 Back from the fireworks show. No, you are not alone TxAnn.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 11:49 PM (MWfyi)

241 Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 11:41 PM (Snklc)

And this is when I whip out the Kleenex. I miss my dad and his three brothers. All WWII vets who all made it home. They took a portrait together in uniform on 12/24/45 for my grandmother. It’s on the wall with my Dads flag and the helmet he wore. My house is essentially a museum.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 04, 2026 11:50 PM (SjAWL)

242 17 It's hard to believe that it has been 50 years since the Highcentennial.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 04, 2026 10:12 PM (4NO2D)

********************
*Air horn!

We were on Dauphin Island, Alabama with my family in a beach house. After watching fireworks my brother and I partied alone under gorgeous skies on the beach and listening to the Gulf. I remember looking at those skies and wondering if someday soon I would meet the right guy who might be looking at those same skies that night. We met two months later and are still young at heart.

Good times. Tonight was much quieter with son and his family and we were behaving. Also a good time and the baby girl's first Independence Day in her little red, white and blue outfit. The other two were wearing a soccer jersey (7yr old), and my mini-me girl wore a sparkly pink dress because she likes pink.

I honestly would not trade loving my grands for my fantastic youth as I've had both and am blessed in all ways.

Happy Independence Day, y'all!

At least we don't have Startled Starmer as our "leader." He probably would startle, stutter, and weep if he heard a firecracker and need the ED after his nightly colonoscopy with Macron jolt.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 04, 2026 11:51 PM (hzuYO)

243 I guess I'll go now.
I love to see the Horde interact, and that I can be here. I surely am not a big part of this community; you all are so close. Ive onle been here about 7 years, but I surely love being here!
Good night wonderful people. I'm glad I get to be here💕
Happy birthday America!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 11:51 PM (uTEOj)

244
Artemis II crew threw the first pitch(es) at the Nationals park today. Christina went last, and they didn't show where her ball went, while they showed the other guys.

We'll just not worry too much about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

245 Grilled 2 NY strips and had a great meal, then went to watch the fireworks here. All in all its been a good day.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 04, 2026 11:54 PM (Q/FnY)

246 My house is essentially a museum.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 04, 2026 11:50 PM (SjAWL)

Snaps fingers twice.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 04, 2026 11:54 PM (zl9PI)

247 Still light out here...sunset. Lots of popping in the distance!

It'll be dark enough in a half hour or so. Will see if anyone is still around to fire off some "big stuff" then.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

248 Good night COMountainMarie!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 11:55 PM (CHHv1)

249 That museum fleet is about 3 times the size (and power) of the current British navy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 11:56 PM (H8EHh)

250 Mmmm, i could go for a steak. Don't have any.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 04, 2026 11:56 PM (DZ9Lv)

251 Just rendered what I have so far on the latest project. Damn, 10 minutes of nonsense.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 11:56 PM (CHHv1)

252

Brooklyn Bridge Set Ablaze During Fireworks Display

https://t.ly/LyRJi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

253 I thawed a hamburger patty for tonight. Don't know if I'll get around to cooking it, LOL.

Won't hurt me to drink my dinner. Been a long while since last time.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)

254 250 Mmmm, i could go for a steak. Don't have any.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 04, 2026 11:56 PM
***
Congratulations! Someone was going to be post number 250 and it is YOU!

The Club ONT prize drawer is a little thin at the moment, but stop by next week and we'll take care of you.

Posted by: TRex - prize distributor dino at July 04, 2026 11:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

255 Good speech. Happy Birthday America!

Posted by: Case at July 04, 2026 11:58 PM (IY9No)

256 And this is when I whip out the Kleenex. I miss my dad and his three brothers. All WWII vets who all made it home. They took a portrait together in uniform on 12/24/45 for my grandmother. It’s on the wall with my Dads flag and the helmet he wore. My house is essentially a museum.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 04, 2026 11:50 PM (SjAWL)

Bless you. And bless your family for their service.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 11:59 PM (Snklc)

257 Just got home with Pookette. Our town doesn't do fireworks, so we have to head elsewhere every 4th of July. The neighboring town puts on quite a good show that was 25 minutes long this year! The haze had reached us by the end and my eyes were stinging, so that's how I know it was a good time!

Posted by: pookysgirl, chugging water at July 04, 2026 11:59 PM (Wt5PA)

258 Reading about our founders, refreshing my memory of what these great men put at stake, made me realize how unbelievably fortunate we have been to have Donald Trump in office.

They stripped him of his 1st amendment rights. They tried to kick him off ballots in 25 states. They rewrote laws to persecute and prosecute him. They sought to bankrupt him, and to imprison him for life. They have now made at least three attempts on his life.

Donald Trump would have been one of those men risking it all for freedom. His signature would have been right there next to John Hancock's, but probably in even larger text.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 04, 2026 11:59 PM (X+xvk)

259 Brooklyn Bridge Set Ablaze During Fireworks Display


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I was hoping they'd start with Gracie Mansion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 04, 2026 11:59 PM (6/7Fs)

260 And speaking of my dad, he kept everything. So my bicentennial show and tell is the Sunday July 4, 1976 edition of the now defunct Houston Post. The headline on it: “The battle for liberty never ends.” Truer words have never been spoken.

The fire hydrants across the country were painted red, white and blue. It was so huge and I’m grateful 19 yo me was there to see America as it used to be.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 05, 2026 12:00 AM (SjAWL)

261 238 From Japan:

https://tinyurl.com/m3c7zymj
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 11:46 PM (lfni7)
_________________________

Japan is, currently, our best ally. Just watch what they do for us at the end of this month. Trump and Carney are set to meet over the USMCA. Carney is going to be stubborn, and Trump's going to activate the 6 month timeclock to dissolve the USMCA. As part of that Toyota and Honda is going to pull all their manufacturing out of Canada. They've already stated that they would do so.

Posted by: Orson at July 05, 2026 12:01 AM (dIske)

262 25 to 6 or 4 ? Seriously?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 05, 2026 12:01 AM (Snklc)

263 A flyover by a retooled UFO would be awesome.

Whoa, intense fireworks! Wonder if some are Hilary's leftovers?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 12:01 AM (kpS4V)

264 Saving the American Lemonade recipe for when I can finally drink again, which will be in about 7 months.

Posted by: pookysgirl misses the relaxation sometimes at July 05, 2026 12:01 AM (Wt5PA)

265 In D.C. they litterally started fireworks at 11:59. So, officially still July 4th fireworks?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2026 12:02 AM (xqQi7)

266 My neighbors about a block away are doing a little homegrown fireworks celebration. Not legal inside city limits, but the cops have better things to do than chase down a thousand fireworks shooters tonight.

Ooh - they just set off one that made the doors rattle! Well that spooked the cat enough that he ran inside and hid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 12:02 AM (H8EHh)

267 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFAVUxnIvU

DC fireworks !

Posted by: Steck at July 05, 2026 12:02 AM (LlRQB)

268 That is a metric shitload of fireworks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 12:02 AM (6/7Fs)

269 Japan is, currently, our best ally. Just watch what they do for us at the end of this month. Trump and Carney are set to meet over the USMCA. Carney is going to be stubborn, and Trump's going to activate the 6 month timeclock to dissolve the USMCA. As part of that Toyota and Honda is going to pull all their manufacturing out of Canada. They've already stated that they would do so.

Posted by: Orson

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God bless Japan. The free world needs them as a significant counterweight to Communist China.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:03 AM (X+xvk)

270 I would have settled for the UN building.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 12:03 AM (6/7Fs)

271 85 Wow... observation.

My street is only 2 blocks long, 18 houses, and 1 Baptist church.

in 1976, the Bicentennial, every house had a flag... and even the Church had a US flag out front.

Just went out to take down my flag... and I was the ONLY Flag flying on the street.

What the has happened to my country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 10:37 PM (mP0Kj)

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Q: what has happened to our country?

A: the Dept of Education

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 05, 2026 12:03 AM (THY4u)

272 I read every thing in the ONT except for the disclaimer. I'm more of a dat claimer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 05, 2026 12:04 AM (n5tGW)

273 Journey?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 12:05 AM (6/7Fs)

274 WTAF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2026 12:06 AM (6/7Fs)

275 The Chicago song 25 or 6 to 4 was a good song to go with all the fireworks.

Posted by: Case at July 05, 2026 12:06 AM (IY9No)

276 Don't stop believin'

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 05, 2026 12:06 AM (Snklc)

277 Well, the day is catching up with me, and I am getting sleepy. The scavengers finally carried off the corpus delicti of the gopher I shot this morning. I guess it had to ripen in the Sun all day to get their interest, LOL.

Night, Horde, and enjoy the waning hours of the Glorious Fourth!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 12:07 AM (1z8ji)

278 "More gopher, Everett?"

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:08 AM (X+xvk)

279 DM sez Brooklyn Bridge fire extinguished after half hour.

Posted by: gp at July 05, 2026 12:09 AM (Jr5Lq)

280 Well, the good news is that the Ozone depletion has cooled the southern oceans, probably staving off global warming or something.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2026 12:09 AM (rbvCR)

281 Bless you. And bless your family for their service.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 11:59 PM (Snklc)

Thank you. I do what I can to make sure that their sacrifice will not have been in vain. There would have been a 5th brother (like the Sullivans) but he drowned in a boating accident at 22 in 1941.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 05, 2026 12:10 AM (SjAWL)

282 Evenin’, All.

I watched 1776 today, as usual. Excellent!

Posted by: Bulg at July 05, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)

283 Within the first two minutes the fireworks show put the usual 15-minute Capitol Fourth display to shame.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:11 AM (pJK38)

284 Q: what has happened to our country?

A: the Dept of Education
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 05, 2026 12:03 AM (THY4u)

That’s Edumacation to you, buddy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 12:11 AM (H8EHh)

285 I read somewhere that there are 850,000 pyrotechnic charges involved in this fireworks display. Damn, that's a lot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:12 AM (ceJ0R)

286 Trolling Bon Jovi now. Lol. These assholes could have helped out. Now they can eat a bag of ducks God Bless America.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 05, 2026 12:12 AM (Snklc)

287 Dang, those songs were probably played at the bicentennial.

#2 son had some easy listening 60-70s channel on his truck today. Simon & Garfunkel, America, CSN, etc. I didn't say anything but sheesh, how many generations are going to still be listening to that stuff?

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 12:12 AM (MWfyi)

288 To whichever star canceled for tonight's bash. Thank you, I'm enjoying the Military musicians.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2026 12:13 AM (PV+Zw)

289 I can only assume the Dems will be on the Sunday morning shows claiming Trump has dangerously depleted our strategic fireworks supply.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 05, 2026 12:13 AM (w/O5Q)

290 Sigh. I guess YMCA ain't goin' away anytime soon.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:14 AM (ceJ0R)

291 Q: what has happened to our country?

A: the Dept of Education
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 05, 2026 12:03 AM (THY4u)

No parents were there to pass on the importance of patriotism. This is what happens when everything is left to the schools.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 12:14 AM (pKv0r)

292 guess YMCA ain't goin' away anytime soon.

young man, I was once in your shoes

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2026 12:15 AM (gKWVE)

293 Shout out to our medical insurance company that decided to send us an email about our benefits at 11:59pm on Saturday evening, July 4.

Posted by: TRex - very important mail dino at July 05, 2026 12:15 AM (IQ6Gq)

294 They are playing some good music with the fireworks and of course they have to play YMCA. You have to laugh.

Posted by: Case at July 05, 2026 12:15 AM (IY9No)

295 Navy karaoke?

I hate the artist who refused to perform because OrangeManBad.

Fuck all these assholes.

And God Bless our folks who didn’t pussy out.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 12:15 AM (yEz+x)

296 38 years ago, little did I know that 38 years later, I'd be living in the Ozarks with the guy I asked to take me on a beer run.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:16 AM (lfni7)

297 C'mon all of you geezer celebrating the holiday and your 50 year class reunions, smile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXI6CdTVJ-0

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 05, 2026 12:16 AM (fkjGs)

298 287 Dang, those songs were probably played at the bicentennial.

#2 son had some easy listening 60-70s channel on his truck today. Simon & Garfunkel, America, CSN, etc. I didn't say anything but sheesh, how many generations are going to still be listening to that stuff?

Posted by: fd
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There's some good things by independents on the Tube but distribution is narrow. Corporate owns the radio and it prefers not to pay high BMI & ASCAP vig.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 12:16 AM (jU8k8)

299 "I guess YMCA ain't goin' away anytime soon.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Did you hear that one of the Village People died? Now he's In The Gravey.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 12:16 AM (MWfyi)

300 Prince!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 12:16 AM (yEz+x)

301 Dang, those songs were probably played at the bicentennial.

#2 son had some easy listening 60-70s channel on his truck today. Simon & Garfunkel, America, CSN, etc. I didn't say anything but sheesh, how many generations are going to still be listening to that stuff?

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 12:12 AM (MWfyi)

I was recently at a ski resort and noticed the music playing on the outdoor deck of people enjoying apres ski were all hits from the 80s. I remarked that'd be like people during the 1980's playing hits from before rock music was invented.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2026 12:16 AM (xqQi7)

302 The semi-squishy centennial is over. It was fun while it lasted. I know I won't be around for the 300th and possibly the country won't either, but I feel lucky I celebrated the 200th and the 250th. Tomorrow I'm having a Fourth on the Fifth parTAY with a friend who had to work today. Might as well make a weekend of it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 05, 2026 12:17 AM (tM5h4)

303 nurse!!!
Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:17 AM (lfni7)

304 Shout out to our medical insurance company that decided to send us an email about our benefits at 11:59pm on Saturday evening, July 4.

Posted by: TRex - very important mail dino at July 05, 2026 12:15 AM (IQ6Gq)

They aren't bearing good news, im guessing. Sorry about the timing.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 05, 2026 12:18 AM (Snklc)

305 Dang, those songs were probably played at the bicentennial.

#2 son had some easy listening 60-70s channel on his truck today. Simon & Garfunkel, America, CSN, etc. I didn't say anything but sheesh, how many generations are going to still be listening to that stuff?
Posted by: fd
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And then there's that damned Mozart!

Posted by: buddhaha at July 05, 2026 12:18 AM (iaABv)

306 Good evening. Caught up on the comments - well done Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2026 12:19 AM (wJrX8)

307 Q: what has happened to our country?

A: the Dept of Education
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 05, 2026 12:03 AM (THY4u)

B: the death knell of them all - the 1965 Immigration Act aka The Hart-Cellar Act. As Sen Jacob Javitz said when it passed “the floodgates are open”. It just took a few decades to feel the disastrous effects.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 05, 2026 12:19 AM (SjAWL)

308 There will never be an event, probably even his funeral, where Trump will the main event and YMCA isn't played.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 12:19 AM (viF8m)

309
288 To whichever star canceled for tonight's bash. Thank you, I'm enjoying the Military musicians.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2026 12:13 AM (PV+Zw)

Absolutely! I’d much rather listen to talented amateurs than some aged out hipsters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 12:19 AM (H8EHh)

310 I read somewhere that there are 850,000 pyrotechnic charges involved in this fireworks display. Damn, that's a lot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:12 AM (ceJ0R)

Trump-hating locals will have to really hate the guy to say that it wasn't a good show (although the weather delay didn't help with the timing).

As much as people in the media and on the left have groused at America 250 being dwarfed by Freedom 250 (Trump has to have his own show!), I think Trump rightly saw that the former, for its 10 years of existing, was doing a poor job and the final product was amounting to a whole lot of meh, and being the showman he is, stepped in.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:20 AM (pJK38)

311 S&G are hardly Mozart. Did they ever do a fugue? Hmm?

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2026 12:20 AM (MWfyi)

312 Earth, Wind and Fire.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:20 AM (X+xvk)

313 Serious Cat, yeah, I was feeling the same vibe. The brass band played instrumentals of "Take On Me" (the band is Norwegian) and "Sweet Dreams" (the song is BDSM).
They didn't play any Depeche Mode but maybe they may as well.
youtu.be/RLQGaJ6-aE0

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2026 12:20 AM (gKWVE)

314 288 To whichever star canceled for tonight's bash. Thank you, I'm enjoying the Military musicians.

Posted by: PaleRider
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Good band & singers, excellent opportunity.
Need a list of boycotters. Time for turn about's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 12:21 AM (jU8k8)

315 I played with my high school band in Omaha, NE's bicentennial celebration. We had a rebellious attitude. A huge crowd yelled at us for being late and we yelled back at them. I think we were the worst marching band in NE. Once we even misspelled the school name, 'Pred' instead of 'Prep'. And when the sheet music flies off your stand during a march you're not supposed to go running after it. But we had the most fun of any band.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 05, 2026 12:21 AM (tRYqg)

316 There will never be an event, probably even his funeral, where Trump will the main event and YMCA isn't played.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 12:19 AM (viF8m)
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Complete with holographic Trump dancing to YMCA.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 12:22 AM (kpS4V)

317 12:16 AM (xqQi7)

302 The semi-squishy centennial is over. It was fun while it lasted. I know I won't be around for the 300th and possibly the country won't either, but I feel lucky I celebrated the 200th and the 250th. Tomorrow I'm having a Fourth on the Fifth parTAY with a friend who had to work today. Might as well make a weekend of it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 05, 2026 12:17 AM (tM5h4)

Me too! You realize that people like us (and there’s a lot here tonight) have been around for 1/5 of this countries entire existence? In fact for a lot of us it’s more like 1/4. No wonder we remember a lot more than the current crop of young fools.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 12:23 AM (H8EHh)

318 Ha ha ha, heh heh heh. Can you imagine if I posted a thread here? "Men, women and children screaming to escape the pain. It would be glorious."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2026 12:24 AM (CHHv1)

319 I wandered off for a while, listened to our President. I am feeling all sorts of nostalgia tonight, similar to last night. I am happy that I was born to witness both a bicentennial and a sesquicentennial, my grandkids will likely be as fortunate.

Gosh I sure do love you, Horde, truly fine people.

SMH,I had a vision of your front porch decked out with an American flag today.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 05, 2026 12:24 AM (ibDUx)

320 I read somewhere that there are 850,000 pyrotechnic charges involved in this fireworks display. Damn, that's a lot.
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Looking at the smoke, there's a good shot that it'll poison a large part of DC.

Hey, a boy can dream, can't he?

Posted by: buddhaha at July 05, 2026 12:24 AM (iaABv)

321 Earth, Wind and Fire.

Forever.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:25 AM (ceJ0R)

322 Complete with holographic Trump dancing to YMCA.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 12:22 AM (kpS4V)
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My dad was a HUGE Village People fan, and he hates Trump.

I'm not brave enough to ask him about that...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:25 AM (lfni7)

323 Cheers, Debby!

We love you back!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)

324 I love this fireworks show, never seen one like this. Great!

Posted by: Case at July 05, 2026 12:27 AM (IY9No)

325 >>>I don't actually want Musk to be emperor of the solar system but his competitors need not to be incompetent

Posted by: gKWVE
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If Bezos would get of his yacht and spend a little time at the shop they might get that problem solved.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 12:27 AM (jU8k8)

326 SMH,I had a vision of your front porch decked out with an American flag today.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 05, 2026 12:24 AM (ibDUx)
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Have a flagpole a couple of yards away from the porch.

The previous owners were nice enough to leave us the flag.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:27 AM (lfni7)

327 >>Complete with holographic Trump dancing to YMCA.

Likely, but I'm not sure it's even necessary. I hear that song now and I do the white guy overbite and my hands start dancing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 12:27 AM (viF8m)

328 Ha ha ha, heh heh heh. Can you imagine if I posted a thread here? "Men, women and children screaming to escape the pain. It would be glorious."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2026 12:24 AM (CHHv1)

Go for it! Just keep about 3 or 4 blockquote tags open, so all the comments get a dark gray background.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 05, 2026 12:28 AM (qx7Zg)

329 I do the white guy overbite and my hands start dancing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 12:27 AM (viF8m)
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This made me giggle for some reason.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:28 AM (lfni7)

330 Sure is nice to see a bunch of normies being patriotic and enjoying themselves.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:28 AM (ceJ0R)

331 Doof!---

Thank you for posting (and cropping!) my poster pic!

Can't believe it's still in such good condition. Has only a single pin hole at each corner, from where I attached it to my bedroom wall all those years ago. Thanks, Mom!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

332 Thing is, they need turn around. Bezos engines come off the line at 2 a month. If they are failure proof that's not enough to get the job done.

And so far the rockets are not re-usable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 12:29 AM (jU8k8)

333

I didn't know much of anything about Trump before he ran for President.

When he came down the escalator to announce he was running for President I thought to myself he is the man who is going to get stuff straight. It was strange because I didn't know anything about him.

I realize people have issues with him which is their right.

I feel so blessed we have him and we'll never see another like him.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:29 AM (/QHx4)

334 I watched 1776 today, as usual. Excellent!
Posted by: Bulg at July 05, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)

Howard DaSilva was an old commie, but by golly he did a great Ben Franklin.

Gonna watch tomorrow, had no time today.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 12:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

335 SMH!

I’m loving the amateur karaoke.

Fuck all the assholes who are too afraid to perform because of politics.

It’s America 250

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 12:30 AM (4ThdF)

336 Greatest fireworks display I've ever seen. Lord, how I wish I was there.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:30 AM (X+xvk)

337 Yeah, for a "failure", the day looked like a complete success.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2026 12:31 AM (kpS4V)

338 This fireworks show is now twice as long as the average DC 4th of July show, and still going (not including all the illegal stuff being shot into the sky all over town).

CNN just had to show a brief clip of Trump and Melania having a discussion, I'm sure to later wonder if they were arguing.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:31 AM (pJK38)

339 Forever hallow’d is the earth, where sleep the patriot and the brave,
Whose very ashes have a voice—a warning cry to guard and save.

—Lines on the Deaths of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, A Lady of Richmond, E.L.S., July 14 1826.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 05, 2026 12:32 AM (kYmoU)

340 Mexico’s government has been in existence longer than either of theirs.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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It is to laugh. Mexico is possibly one of the longest.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 12:32 AM (jU8k8)

341 In fact for a lot of us it’s more like 1/4. No wonder we remember a lot more than the current crop of young fools.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 12:23 AM (H8EHh)

Damn, since you put it way I’m in between 1/3 and 1/4. I was already feeling old going through the mental bicentennial archives, but that ratio adds another layer of rust. :-)

Posted by: TxAnn at July 05, 2026 12:32 AM (SjAWL)

342 Gotta wonder if they're gonna do Take Me Home, Country Roads?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:33 AM (ceJ0R)

343 Worth a repost, because 1976 was awesome, too:

https://youtu.be/gh6BfGdffQw

Doobs!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 12:33 AM (rdVOm)

344 I hugged my Dad's military flag today, he loved this country.

JQ, I just knew that your poster was held in reserve until tonight, that is wonderful, it would be proudly hanging in my hallway.

My hubs and I used to laugh so hard when my oldest son would see the flag and say fag, fag and all of my gay co-workers would look at each other. I should perhaps specify that he was only two at te time.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 05, 2026 12:33 AM (ibDUx)

345 250!

damn.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 05, 2026 12:34 AM (fkjGs)

346 Can the "patriot front" just fuck off already? they did zero patriotisms today

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2026 12:34 AM (gKWVE)

347 Best President of my lifetime. Hindered by a corrupt and cowardly political party of RINO's, vilified by hate-filled Communists, obstructed by a compromised Supreme Court Justice and the ongoing criminal enterprise that is our law enforcement/intelligence community, and he STILL gets things done.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:34 AM (X+xvk)

348 "1776" added to my list, thanks!
youtube.com/watch?v=X7x9cv1FsyA

Posted by: gp at July 05, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

349 Watching this, it's easy to see how Trump thought to himself, "New York City and other places put on bigger shows than the nation's capital year after year. Not this year!"

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:36 AM (pJK38)

350 That fireworks show is unbelievable. Non-stop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 05, 2026 12:36 AM (n5tGW)

351 Oh wow, they're playing a song recorded in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2026 12:37 AM (xqQi7)

352 Best President of my lifetime. Hindered by a corrupt and cowardly political party of RINO's, vilified by hate-filled Communists, obstructed by a compromised Supreme Court Justice and the ongoing criminal enterprise that is our law enforcement/intelligence community, and he STILL gets things done.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05,

Amen.
And your beer is not bad, sir.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 05, 2026 12:37 AM (Snklc)

353 "1776" added to my list, thanks!
youtube.com/watch?v=X7x9cv1FsyA
Posted by: gp at July 05, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

Watch it on a browser with an ad blocker. It's long enough already without a commercial cutting in every five minutes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 12:37 AM (1Ff7Z)

354 Me too! You realize that people like us (and there’s a lot here tonight) have been around for 1/5 of this countries entire existence? In fact for a lot of us it’s more like 1/4. No wonder we remember a lot more than the current crop of young fools.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Whippersnappers.
Born before Pearl Harbor. Been alive for slightly less than 1/3 of our country's existence.
Then look at those WWII vets on the stage this evening. More than 45% of the country's existence.
I don't feel that old, and neither does this country. We've come a long way, baby, and there's a long, long way to go.
Greatness behind, and greatness ahead.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 05, 2026 12:38 AM (iaABv)

355 Oooo... it's dark outside now! Gonna see what's out there. bbiab

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)

356 WOW!!!

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:39 AM (X+xvk)

357 Well, that was dope.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2026 12:39 AM (ceJ0R)

358 40 minutes. Even the CNN people are impressed.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:39 AM (pJK38)

359 "Watch it on a browser with an ad blocker."

Got that covered! uBlock Origin FTW.

Posted by: gp at July 05, 2026 12:39 AM (Jr5Lq)

360 There were so many stalwart, brave men involved with the Revolution that it is staggering. Most probably lie in unmarked graves.

As an aside, not the case for Molly Pitcher:

https://shorturl.at/JfbPG

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 12:40 AM (XeU6L)

361 WOW!!!!!! That was great!

Posted by: Case at July 05, 2026 12:40 AM (IY9No)

362 I didn't realize they were trying to break a world record.

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:41 AM (pJK38)

363 315 I played with my high school band in Omaha, NE's bicentennial celebration. We had a rebellious attitude. A huge crowd yelled at us for being late and we yelled back at them. I think we were the worst marching band in NE. Once we even misspelled the school name, 'Pred' instead of 'Prep'. And when the sheet music flies off your stand during a march you're not supposed to go running after it. But we had the most fun of any band.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 05, 2026 12:21 AM (tRYqg)

***********
Had 2 sons in Junior High and HS marching band, one was drum major in HS (alto sax casanova). Junior high was a painful time listening to them.

I can't tell you how much I love your band and how fun it sounds!

My husband just brought in his laptop of young bald eagles (Sandy and Luna) at Big Bear California watching fireworks. I am sure Sandy wonders wth is going on as her sibling accidently knocked her out of the nest last week and she fledged. First landing upside down twice on limbs in confusion.

We think this is very patriotic of them to be part of the celebration.

Now we are going to bed. Love you crazy people.

Thanks for the ONT, D's.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 05, 2026 12:43 AM (hzuYO)

364 Niters ChristyB : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:43 AM (lfni7)

365 Amen.
And your beer is not bad, sir.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

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Why, thank you! I like Sam Adams. They have some very tasty offerings. Tonight I'm sampling some Sierra Nevada IPA's. Magnificent.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:44 AM (X+xvk)

366 Most probably lie in unmarked graves.

As an aside, not the case for Molly Pitcher:

https://shorturl.at/JfbPG
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Whoa. Was not expecting that.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2026 12:44 AM (wJrX8)

367

I am crying.

We live in the greatest country in the world.

We are so blessed.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)

368 I watched it on TV. It decided to get busy tonight and I've been actually working. We're shorthanded tonight too. It's just me basically. New guy can't do much. Everybody else is on vacation.

(sad violin music)

Anyway, looked damn impressive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2026 12:45 AM (ntk8v)

369 Do y'all remember in 2020 when the covid lunatic governments forbade any fireworks on the 4th of July? So the cities and County's governments did not do the official celebrations but ... there was the most glorious and stunning eruption of rebellious Americans setting off fireworks in Every neighborhood from coast to coast, even Los Angeles.

I remember seeing the stunned, po-faced anchor persons who could not wrap their tiny little Minds around the idea that Americans were rebelling against this b******* edict.

It was glorious.

Posted by: Beverly at July 05, 2026 12:46 AM (reMys)

370 Scary, so good to see you here, I have been missing you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 05, 2026 12:46 AM (ibDUx)

371 I am crying.

We live in the greatest country in the world.

We are so blessed.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)
_

It was an honor to defend this nation.

And it wasn't until I went to Iraq that I realized how truly blessed we are.

These kids just don't know.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:47 AM (lfni7)

372 Do y'all remember in 2020 when the covid lunatic governments forbade any fireworks on the 4th of July? So the cities and County's governments did not do the official celebrations but ... there was the most glorious and stunning eruption of rebellious Americans setting off fireworks in Every neighborhood from coast to coast, even Los Angeles.

I remember seeing the stunned, po-faced anchor persons who could not wrap their tiny little Minds around the idea that Americans were rebelling against this b******* edict.

It was glorious.
Posted by: Beverly
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In southern Illinois, it was amazing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:48 AM (lfni7)

373 369 Do y'all remember in 2020 when the covid lunatic governments forbade any fireworks on the 4th of July? So the cities and County's governments did not do the official celebrations but ... there was the most glorious and stunning eruption of rebellious Americans setting off fireworks in Every neighborhood from coast to coast, even Los Angeles.

I remember seeing the stunned, po-faced anchor persons who could not wrap their tiny little Minds around the idea that Americans were rebelling against this b******* edict.

It was glorious.

Posted by: Beverly

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In the face of abject tyranny, they uniformly told them where to go. God, but I love this country.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:48 AM (X+xvk)

374

SMH,

You are right, they have no clue.

We have to pray they don't muck up things.

Proud to be an American where we are blessed to be free.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)

375 369 Do y'all remember in 2020 when the covid lunatic governments forbade any fireworks on the 4th of July? So the cities and County's governments did not do the official celebrations but ... there was the most glorious and stunning eruption of rebellious Americans setting off fireworks in Every neighborhood from coast to coast, even Los Angeles.

I remember seeing the stunned, po-faced anchor persons who could not wrap their tiny little Minds around the idea that Americans were rebelling against this b******* edict.

It was glorious.
Posted by: Beverly at July 05, 2026 12:46 AM (reMys)

************
LOL! Thanks, I had forgotten about that and it was grand!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 05, 2026 12:49 AM (hzuYO)

376 Then again...it's southern Illinois, where the sheriffs flip Chicago and Springfield the bird on a regular basis.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:49 AM (lfni7)

377 They stripped him of his 1st amendment rights. They tried to kick him off ballots in 25 states. They rewrote laws to persecute and prosecute him. They sought to bankrupt him, and to imprison him for life. They have now made at least three attempts on his life.
------------------

And we are now told to believe a story that "they" are concerned that some extremists might be coming to take over their party.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 12:51 AM (vE0+H)

378 And we are now told to believe a story that "they" are concerned that some extremists might be coming to take over their party.
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 12:51 AM (vE0+H)
___

God uses the unlikeliest of people for His purpose.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:52 AM (lfni7)

379 Hi, SMH

Southern Illinois??? Really?

And you just moved to the Ozarks???

I think you're following me around!

Hope we get to meet one day.

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2026 12:52 AM (RCjYY)

380 mnw!

Been a month now here in Crawford Co.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:53 AM (lfni7)

381

We lived in a suburb of Chicago for several years.

O what a happy day when we moved from there to South Carolina.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:54 AM (/QHx4)

382 And we are now told to believe a story that "they" are concerned that some extremists might be coming to take over their party.

Posted by: ...

**************

I tell you, if Trump had lived in 1776, his signature would have been on the Declaration. He has literally risked EVERYTHING dear to him for the sake of this nation. How that man can walk upright with a pair of balls that big is beyond me. May God bless and keep him, and cover him in His protective hand.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:54 AM (X+xvk)

383 God uses the unlikeliest of people for His purpose.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:52 AM (lfni7)

That is for sure. What has always struck me is that the early backers of the famously degenerate potty-mouthed Trump was "evangelicals". It's like they knew what/who was required for the battle before many even knew what the battle was.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 12:55 AM (vE0+H)

384 I was born in Chicago, just never lived there beyond the first few weeks of life.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:55 AM (lfni7)

385

Amen Sam Adams!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 12:55 AM (/QHx4)

386 23 TxAnn ought to come to the next TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 04, 2026 10:15 PM (R+iUD)

I’m chewing on it. It’s just about 3 hours north on 45. From what I understand, it’s a BYOA, bring your own arsenal?

Posted by: TxAnn at July 05, 2026 12:56 AM (SjAWL)

387 That is for sure. What has always struck me is that the early backers of the famously degenerate potty-mouthed Trump was "evangelicals". It's like they knew what/who was required for the battle before many even knew what the battle was.
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 12:55 AM (vE0+H)
___

Scripture kinda lays out the battle plan.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:57 AM (lfni7)

388 SMH

Hope you like Crawford County and prosper there. Truly.

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2026 12:57 AM (RCjYY)

389 I’m chewing on it. It’s just about 3 hours north on 45. From what I understand, it’s a BYOA, bring your own arsenal?
Posted by: TxAnn at July 05, 2026 12:56 AM (SjAWL)
___

Arsenal, alcohol, etc.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:58 AM (lfni7)

390 Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 12:58 AM (pJK38)

391 mnw, it's gorgeous here... and so many creeks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:59 AM (lfni7)

392 Top ten!!!
I shall sleep well tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2026 12:59 AM (2WIwB)

393 I tell you, if Trump had lived in 1776, his signature would have been on the Declaration. He has literally risked EVERYTHING dear to him for the sake of this nation. How that man can walk upright with a pair of balls that big is beyond me. May God bless and keep him, and cover him in His protective hand.
Posted by: Sam Adams
------

In Jesus' name we pray.
Amen.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)

394 Niters, Vendette!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 01:00 AM (lfni7)

395
Scripture kinda lays out the battle plan.
Posted by: SMH
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Joel 3-9

Proclaim this among the nations:
Prepare for war!
Rouse the warriors!
Let all the fighting men draw near and attack. Beat your plowshares into swords
and your pruning hooks into spears.
Let the weakling say,
“I am strong!”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:00 AM (XeU6L)

396 What has always struck me is that the early backers of the famously degenerate potty-mouthed Trump was "evangelicals". It's like they knew what/who was required for the battle before many even knew what the battle was.

Posted by: ...
---

He called the heads of all faiths in at the same time. He spoke truth as a man not as a politician. The last thing he said, I won't let you down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 01:00 AM (jU8k8)

397 I tell you, if Trump had lived in 1776, his signature would have been on the Declaration. He has literally risked EVERYTHING dear to him for the sake of this nation. How that man can walk upright with a pair of balls that big is beyond me. May God bless and keep him, and cover him in His protective hand.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 12:54 AM (X+xvk)

God spared him for a reason.

Listening to him that day telling that black conference that Kamala's not even black was a thing of beauty. I mean it's only something she said her entire career but he's not allowed. Whites aren't allowed. A black Republican would not be allowed.

The guy has interplanetary balls. It's like "you can't do that"... right up until someone does it.

The discussion here that day was decidedly mixed. The people that want him to be quiet or pull punches do not possess his instinct for battle or understanding for what is required. Or more to the point, the shape of the phony gameboard they have us all prostrate on. He has balls. I like... balls.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H)

398 Scripture kinda lays out the battle plan.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 12:57 AM (lfni7)

Amen

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:01 AM (vE0+H)

399 This relates to the Louisiana Purchase and the U.S. Land Acquisitions map above:

The American diplomats who negotiated the LP complained, "The boundaries of the French territory in the Purchase lands are not clearly known. So, we don't know exactly what it is we're buying."

Napoleon: "I'm sure you'll make the most of it."

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2026 01:03 AM (RCjYY)

400 387 That is for sure. What has always struck me is that the early backers of the famously degenerate potty-mouthed Trump was "evangelicals". It's like they knew what/who was required for the battle before many even knew what the battle was.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 12:55 AM (vE0+H)

*****************

We needed a LEADER. A two-dimensional cardboard cutout spouting focus group-approved talking points wasn't going to get it. Trump did absolutely everything I had ever wanted to see a Republican candidate do. He stood up to his own idiot party. He stood up to the corrupt Clinton Crime Family, and he gave absolute hell to our useless media. He's left them howling, confused, licking their wounds and whining on the back porch. God bless him.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 01:04 AM (X+xvk)

401 The discussion here that day was decidedly mixed. The people that want him to be quiet or pull punches do not possess his instinct for battle or understanding for what is required. Or more to the point, the shape of the phony gameboard they have us all prostrate on. He has balls. I like... balls.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H)

He speaks in a language I understand.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:04 AM (S41Gd)

402

President Trump loves us and our country.

I've never seen a person like him who has respect for all classes of people. He knows we are all important to make our country work.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:04 AM (/QHx4)

403 Whatever is being lit off tonight, I can only hear but not SEE, because trees... It's been loud and fairly constant until just a few minutes ago.

Oh well. I know what it all means! And it's great!

Happy birthday, America!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)

404 Well that was one hell of a firework display in DC. The ending was insane. They probably saw that one from space.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:07 AM (S41Gd)

405 That was

Oh

Ver

Whelming.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 01:07 AM (pv+nv)

406 Well I'm glad I stayed up to watch the President and the fireworks. It was great. Loved the music. Proud to be an American? You betcha!

Posted by: Case at July 05, 2026 01:07 AM (IY9No)

407 Sweet dreams Horde, I was up at 5:30 yesterday, now I must sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 05, 2026 01:07 AM (ibDUx)

408 Holy carp it is absolute chaos here.

Seems Like Seattle has a little pent up energy.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 05, 2026 01:07 AM (lytXf)

409 'Night, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)

410

Sleep well Debby.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:08 AM (/QHx4)

411 >>I've never seen a person like him who has respect for all classes of people. He knows we are all important to make our country work.

I have. I was fortunate to grow up with a mom and dad exactly like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:09 AM (viF8m)

412 Whatever is being lit off tonight, I can only hear but not SEE, because trees... It's been loud and fairly constant until just a few minutes ago.

Oh well. I know what it all means! And it's great!

Happy birthday, America!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)

It was so crazy here they were shooting shit off from the ancient cemetery up the street.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:09 AM (S41Gd)

413

nurse,

good chaos or bad chaos?

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:09 AM (/QHx4)

414 Holy smokes. That was some kind of crazy fireworks display. I bet the Red Chinese were green with envy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 01:09 AM (BI5O2)

415

JackStraw,

I should have been clearer. I meant a politician.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:10 AM (/QHx4)

416 It was so crazy here they were shooting shit off from the ancient cemetery up the street.
Posted by: Berserker

That's probably well-watered there & safer than many other possible launch sites, LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

417
I watched on t.v. and I really liked the closeups of people in the crowd. Seemed like all of America was there, enjoying the show.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 01:11 AM (mmrXZ)

418 I counted six barges from where I was.
Before the halfway point the smoke on the river was so thick I could see none of them, even the one closest to me.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 01:11 AM (pv+nv)

419 It was so crazy here they were shooting shit off from the ancient cemetery up the street.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:09 AM (S41Gd)

Are you sure the fireworks weren't launched by the patriots interred there? Celebrating 250 years, and this President and today's patriots?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 05, 2026 01:14 AM (qx7Zg)

420 Think about how hot it was on the Potomac tonight. Working on one of those firing barges must have sucked ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 01:14 AM (BI5O2)

421 Why I think Trump won the first time:

People in the Midwest and South who had never heard a New Yawker multimillionaire with a Queens accent before, and saw him sweating profusely in his fancy dark suit?

They somehow sensed a genuineness in Trump they had never encountered before.

I include myself among the Trump skeptics. I knew he'd contributed to Hillary & other Democrats in the past, so I suspected him of being... a liberal in disguise.

I'm so happy to have been INCREDIBLY wrong!



Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2026 01:15 AM (RCjYY)

422 Time to put in some earplugs and get some shut-eye. See you on the book thread. G'night.

Posted by: PabloD at July 05, 2026 01:16 AM (byoW7)

423 401

Me too.

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2026 01:17 AM (RCjYY)

424 >>I should have been clearer. I meant a politician.

For a lot of years I've wanted a businessman with some common sense to run this country and not a politician. I admit when Trump first tossed his hat in the ring I didn't think he was serious. I was wrong.

I watched Trump operate in NYC as a kid growing up and I always knew he was smart and capable but he has far exceeded my hopes. He's truly one of a kind. We will never see another like him.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:17 AM (viF8m)

425 I'm sorry, folks -- I just don't see the fascination with retail fireworks. Here it is after midnight, and somebody in the neighborhood is still setting them off. What is so great about pop-pop-pop?

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 05, 2026 01:18 AM (kdEHI)

426 I keep a $2 bill in my wallet.
Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2026 10:11

I've been getting packs of $2 bills, saving any valuable ones, then spending the rest in my few cash transactions.

It's actually anti-inflationary as most people keep them and they are pulled out of circulation. LOL

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 05, 2026 01:18 AM (55Qr6)

427 420 Think about how hot it was on the Potomac tonight. Working on one of those firing barges must have sucked ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 01:14 AM
+++
The temp dropped quite a bit and it feels comfortable.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 01:18 AM (pv+nv)

428 Happy Independence Day!

Nytol.

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2026 01:19 AM (RCjYY)

429 My perspective is simple. Trump is not a politician. Most importantly, he places the well-being of the country before all else. Period.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:19 AM (XeU6L)

430 I include myself among the Trump skeptics. I knew he'd contributed to Hillary & other Democrats in the past, so I suspected him of being... a liberal in disguise.
I'm so happy to have been INCREDIBLY wrong!
Posted by: mnw
-----------

Me too! I voted for Cruz in the primary... Because I figured The Donald was just another lib dem in disguise. A Diablo, waiting to fk us over. Dad (RIP), a hard-core conservative, talked me off the ledge after Trump won the primary.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

431 "Why I think Trump won"

vs Hillary, Biden, and Kamala, he was the obvious better choice.

Posted by: gp at July 05, 2026 01:19 AM (Jr5Lq)

432 I thought Trump might be a liberal until he spoke the first few times and was saying everything we thought - not just making the right noises but actually upsetting people. The right people.

When he went after the Bushes I knew he was absolutely the real deal. Because no GOPe I know would do that.

I know that pissed people here off that night, bigly, sounding like a leftard blaming Bush for 9/11 but that wasn't what he was doing. He wasn't implicating us. He was implicating the people that had kept betraying us. And he was taking down the rival that was supposed to REALLY get Hillary elected.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:19 AM (vE0+H)

433

People are so happy they don't live in a shithole country.

They are celebrating FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)

434 The temp dropped quite a bit and it feels comfortable.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 01:18 AM (pv+nv

Yeah, I guess you guys got some rain, right? It hit us hard last night, and finally took the edge of the stifling heat in Southern Appalachia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 01:20 AM (BI5O2)

435 I considered myself the world's staunchest Never-Trumper. I despised him. I didn't trust him. I thought he was an attention whore who would govern as a typical New York liberal.

And I was entirely wrong.

Donald Trump has been consistent in what he was saying for a long, long time. He hates seeing stupidity and corruption in government. He hates inefficiency. He hates seeing ordinary people getting screwed. This man genuinely loves this nation and Her people. God bless and keep him.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 01:20 AM (X+xvk)

436 Happy Independence Day! No live fireworks viewing for us since we provided a new home for a couple of dogs. Casper is stoic but Sammy hates loud noises, he gets the trembles. We did see the show at Mt. Rushmore last night and Washington DC tonight on the Roku. I missed the beginning so I definitely have to revisit that tomorrow.

Posted by: ChE99 at July 05, 2026 01:22 AM (Jteiy)

437 People are so happy they don't live in a shithole country.

They are celebrating FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)
__

We won the lottery.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 01:22 AM (lfni7)

438 429 My perspective is simple. Trump is not a politician. Most importantly, he places the well-being of the country before all else. Period.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:19 AM (XeU6L)

Well, he IS a politician, though he is on the way to being regarded as a statesman, which is something else altogether.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 01:23 AM (An2iq)

439 I keep a $2 bill in my wallet.
Posted by: davidt
-------

I have probably 50 lbs. of copper pennies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2026 01:23 AM (XeU6L)

440 What is so great about pop-pop-pop?
Posted by: Weak Geek

Maybe that's all they could afford, and wanted to be part of the big celebration *somehow*!

Or, maybe they're just regular peeps like me, what needed a day to dispose of old fireworks-- and couldn't find them on New Year's Day. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)

441
President Trump deserves his own mountain.

Mt. Rushmore is great but he should not have to share space with them.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:24 AM (/QHx4)

442 Yeah, I guess you guys got some rain, right? It hit us hard last night, and finally took the edge of the stifling heat in Southern Appalachia.
+++
It did rain a bit. Temps dropped soon afterward.
Gave me a chance to try out my spiffy new Ozark Trail poncho.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 05, 2026 01:24 AM (pv+nv)

443 >>We won the lottery.

Thanks largely due to people like you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:25 AM (viF8m)

444 Growing up in CO, I could never have fireworks.

I didn't even think of buying any for three years after moving somewhere they're permitted, because the aversion to them was so ingrained.

Last year, I was hearing them going off all around, and it finally hit me: "oh yeah... this is legal!"

So I bought a bunch of mortars and stuff this year, and lit them off with my brother, and thought "yeah, that was pretty badass," and then saw Donald Trump's thing on TV.

*sad trombone*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2026 01:27 AM (BI5O2)

445
What is so great about pop-pop-pop?
Posted by: Weak Geek

===============

You're sposta watch them, not just listen to them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 01:27 AM (mmrXZ)

446 Good night, all, to you, the best folks on the planet.

Things I could have been but weren't: too long to list.
Things I was but shouldn't a been: also too long to list.

Things I am: caretaker of a black cat. Slave.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2026 01:27 AM (CHHv1)

447 429 My perspective is simple. Trump is not a politician. Most importantly, he places the well-being of the country before all else. Period.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

****************

Bingo.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 01:29 AM (X+xvk)

448 BeckoningChasm,

You are a wonderful steward of one of God's creatures.

You're also made in God's image, never forget that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 05, 2026 01:29 AM (lfni7)

449

Hi to Robert!

He does love you, he just has a different way of letting you know.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:29 AM (/QHx4)

450 You're sposta watch them, not just listen to them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hahaha, I sure tried! Walked all around the property, trying to see between trees... no joy. Oh, well. The sound is good enough for me! I know that the people lighting them off, were CELEBRATING!

I'm celebrating too, just *more quietly* than most.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

451 {{{BeckoningChasm}}}

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)

452

What a day.

250 years. We have to keep fighting to keep our country great.



Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:34 AM (/QHx4)

453 It was so crazy here they were shooting shit off from the ancient cemetery up the street.
Posted by: Berserker

That's probably well-watered there & safer than many other possible launch sites, LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)


Along with a captive audience that didn't complain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:34 AM (S41Gd)

454 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 01:27 AM (mmrXZ)

Happy Fourth, Blondie. You always make me laugh and I like how you think.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2026 01:35 AM (vE0+H)

455 President Trump deserves his own mountain.

Mt. Rushmore is great but he should not have to share space with them.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:24 AM (/QHx4)

He needs his own planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:35 AM (S41Gd)

456

right on Berserker!!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:36 AM (/QHx4)

457 right on Berserker!!

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:36 AM (/QHx4)

He'll reshape the face on mars in his own image. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:37 AM (S41Gd)

458 I watched Trump operate in NYC as a kid growing up and I always knew he was smart and capable but he has far exceeded my hopes. He's truly one of a kind. We will never see another like him.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:17

The funniest prez ever. And agree, he's far exceeded my hopes.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 05, 2026 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

459 Took a brief stroll around the courtyard we have here. It was nice, finally. The rain cooled it down a bit. It's been over 100 all week in Babylon DC, so everything is steaming. Add that with the fireworks smoke, it had a cool look about it. Another storm is moving. Saw lightning bolts crisscrossing the sky followed by loud thunder. Needed some mood music.

youtu.be/22Ndi2HUheg

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2026 01:39 AM (ntk8v)

460

Some people think he is crude.

So what, he speaks the truth, no holds barred.

So many people have been cowed to be PC. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:39 AM (/QHx4)

461 https://tinyurl.com/dzzm2d39

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 01:43 AM (X+xvk)

462 >>So many people have been cowed to be PC. Fuck that shit.

Yeah-- listen to these same people in their private convos, and hear even *worse* than what they (faux) complain about! Hypocrites...

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

463 Just got home from the Boise fireworks, after several years of not bothering. It was really neat, and I felt a bit of patriotism in my black heart. the crowd was huge, but very pleasant. The mood certainly felt right for America's 250th. Gives me hope.

America! Gosh Yes!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 01:46 AM (0aYVJ)

464

It is so dry here. So many people here have been worried about fires from the fireworks. Hubby and I have been concerned.

We haven't heard any sirens so things must be good.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:48 AM (/QHx4)

465 369 Do y'all remember in 2020 when the covid lunatic governments forbade any fireworks on the 4th of July? So the cities and County's governments did not do the official celebrations but ... there was the most glorious and stunning eruption of rebellious Americans setting off fireworks in Every neighborhood from coast to coast, even Los Angeles.

Posted by: Beverly at July 05, 2026 12:46 AM (reMys)

I'm in Orange County, just south of and within commuting distance to Los Angeles.

Tonight was an incredible display of fireworks all around us. It went continuously from dusk until presently there are still isolated booms in the distance.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 05, 2026 01:49 AM (QGaXH)

466 Along with a captive audience that didn't complain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2026 01:34
You do have a point there.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 05, 2026 01:50 AM (55Qr6)

467 Still a ton of fireworks all around us. Probably gonna keep going for some time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 01:50 AM (0aYVJ)

468 Just got home from the fireworks show. Not bad for a small town. Watching from a hill was a new experience.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 05, 2026 01:51 AM (+9wcF)

469

Pug,

It hasn't slowed here. Last year the drought was so bad that fireworks were banned. I think people are doubling up this year.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:51 AM (/QHx4)

470 >>The funniest prez ever. And agree, he's far exceeded my hopes.

There are moments in all of our lives we don't fully appreciate because we are too busy living in the moment. This is one of those moments.

Trump has changed the trajectory of the world. It's an incredible time to be alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2026 01:52 AM (viF8m)

471

JackStraw,

Yes he has.

What an amazing man he is.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:56 AM (/QHx4)

472 Noise has dwindled down to nothing here, at the far edge of town... "city limits" is a stone's throw away & nothing happening out *beyond* anymore.

It was a good Independence Day celebration, despite the efforts of media, libtards and commies (birm)

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

473 It hasn't slowed here. Last year the drought was so bad that fireworks were banned. I think people are doubling up this year.
Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:51 AM (/QHx4)

The drought here is minimal, I would say, especially in my area. Last weekend we saw heavy rain and mid 50s temperatures. So that certainly helped. And Idaho has far less restrictive fireworks rules. Way looser than Colorado, but I daresay a lot of that was Karens calling the cops if they hear any kind of explosions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 05, 2026 01:56 AM (0aYVJ)

474 Patriotic hat tip to Merriam Webster X Account:

https://tinyurl.com/8hbs33pj

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 05, 2026 02:03 AM (X+xvk)

475 Good Night Everyone

Enjoyed sharing the fourth with all of youse.

I'm gonna leave before I can't leave.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 05, 2026 02:03 AM (QGaXH)

476 Looks like they upped their game at Glacier View this year. Light plane flyover, followed by pyrotechnics and launching cars over the cliff. Dude always starts the festivities with a prayer, and the Pledge of Allegiance. There may also be alcohol involved. May be.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 05, 2026 02:04 AM (bl07w)

477 'Night, ARiK! Sleep well.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

478 LOL, tcn! Sounds like a blast! Have seen vids of it.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)

479 Off to Kasilof to fish tomorrow, and meet friends, and perhaps misbehave a bit, as we are prone to do. We fish the incoming tide, then wait until it recedes so we can drive off the beach. Lots of hard work followed by loafing and recreating. And food. Lots of food. Like, fresh salmon over charcoal food.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 05, 2026 02:16 AM (bl07w)

480 Way less fireworks here... sad...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2026 02:19 AM (mP0Kj)

481 Got the windows open & fans blowing cool air into the house.

Smells like... fireworks! Hahaha

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

482 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
2h

This might be the greatest Freudian slip of all time


https://tinyurl.com/mdstebky

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:25 AM (QNSrI)

483 Happily the pyrotechnics have subsided for the evening and the neighborhood didn't burn down. The week-long rainfall was certainly a blessing. Now I think were headed into some of Elvis' Burning Love, because we have had no raging wild-fires yet and life threatening smoke. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 05, 2026 02:29 AM (fkjGs)

484 https://tinyurl.com/mdstebky
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:25 AM

Homo and his gold-digging beard. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

485 DataRepublican sums up Bill Clinton better than much anything I've read until now:

https://tinyurl.com/4kdjyte3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:35 AM (QNSrI)

486 To sleep now... perchance, to dream.

Good night, horde. Thanks for being here & celebrating our 250th together!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

487
Homo and his gold-digging beard. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ

==================

what in the heck is with Huma Abedin? Is she afraid of dying alone? Of entering a restaurant alone?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 02:41 AM (mmrXZ)

488 484 https://tinyurl.com/mdstebky
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:25 AM

Homo and his gold-digging beard. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ
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Couldn't even bring himself to lie. Good show Alex.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 02:44 AM (jU8k8)

489 Happy Independence Day!

I did not know about Raquel Welch's 1970 Raquel! TV special at the time, since I did not exist yet.

Raquel Welch - Space Dance (The Cecil Holmes Soulful Sounds - Also Sprach Zarathustra)
https://youtu.be/ShpHqjM-zAQ

So, when I first saw this fanvid, which is perfectly synced, I thought it was a real music video.

Pets - Porno For Pyros (Raquel Welch - Space Dance)
https://youtu.be/FSOHO3GwEPg

As a result, when I found out where the sexy dancer came from for that one, I assumed that Kate Moss dancing to garage rock was a fanvid too.

The White Stripes - I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself
https://youtu.be/wzDG0jA3XVY

Nope. That's official. Enjoy!

Posted by: SciVo at July 05, 2026 02:45 AM (Sy6m/)

490 Over 273 Americans have been shot since the Iran war began.
... in Chicago.
_PDJT

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 02:47 AM (jU8k8)

491 anae Takaichi
@takaichi_sanae
Jul 4
Heartfelt congratulations to President @realDonaldTrump and the American people on Independence Day, the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States.

To celebrate this memorable year, 250 cherry trees were donated from Japan.
Additionally, Japanese fireworks will be launched at Independence Day events across the United States to add flowers to the celebrations.

We will continue to strengthen the ties between Japan and the United States.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 02:49 AM (jU8k8)

492 @GiorgiaMeloni

I want to thank the law enforcement agencies who conducted a large-scale operation throughout the Colosseum area this morning. Hundreds of people have been identified and arrested ....

The State is there and continues to guard the territory with determination, also thanks to the strengthened tools introduced with the Security Decree.
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Out of towners unwelcome in Southern Europe?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 02:55 AM (jU8k8)

493 Finally! Something better than Mountain Dew:

https://tinyurl.com/4zptra5v

OK. Back to work for me.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:57 AM (y1wyK)

494 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 02:55 AM (jU8k
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Meloni > Baloney

What a disappointment. One of many.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 02:59 AM (y1wyK)

495 I think she holds up pretty well against the EU.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 03:02 AM (jU8k8)

496 CEO of German defence firm Rheinmetall says Merkel told him: “We don’t need you, if something goes wrong we’ll call the Americans.”
Matches her policy of dependence on Russia for energy, US for defence, China for revenue.
Then she called her memoir Freedom

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 03:09 AM (jU8k8)

497 402

President Trump loves us and our country.

I've never seen a person like him who has respect for all classes of people. He knows we are all important to make our country work.

Posted by: four seasons at July 05, 2026 01:04 AM (/QHx4)

The key difference is that Trump has real world experience. He’s a politician now, but he had decades of working in the real world and that gave him a different POV than people who took government classes, and maybe became lawyers or got master’s degrees in public administration so that they could enter political office, fully isolated from the real world.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 03:17 AM (An2iq)

498 People were speculating on, how long before the divorce.

@BuzzPatterson
7h
Taylor Swift forces Travis to sign a 40-page prenuptial agreement that includes an infidelity clause, costing Travis $20M per violation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 03:19 AM (jU8k8)

499 177 Cubs fans singing Country Roads on 4th Of July during a fog delay at Wrigley. For those who don’t know that’s become the unofficial song of the US soccer team.

Well, it sure as all hell couldn’t be “War Ensemble”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 03:23 AM (An2iq)

500 177 Cubs fans singing Country Roads on 4th Of July during a fog delay at Wrigley. For those who don’t know that’s become the unofficial song of the US soccer team.

YNWA

Posted by: Liverpool FC at July 05, 2026 03:24 AM (An2iq)

501 Button-fly

Posted by: Levi jeans at July 05, 2026 03:25 AM (An2iq)

502 Trump Pardons 6 Prosecuted For 'Fixing Their Car' Under Biden-Era Emissions Rules
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Now pardon the rest of us so we may have that Camray, Toyota HiLux diesels, or Colorado's with Duramax four banger. And while you're at it get rid of that Blue Dep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 03:25 AM (jU8k8)

503 Driving fast makes me feel good
Speed of light trapped under my hood
Breakin laws cuz there’s nothin to do
Driving the Interstate, I’m stopped for a

Posted by: Megadeth at July 05, 2026 03:26 AM (An2iq)

504 Damnit

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 03:26 AM (An2iq)

505 Oh well, at least we are above 500.

Only halfway to 2276, America.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 03:27 AM (An2iq)

506 81 If you're going to start cloning extinct species, maybe start with the passenger pigeon. Apparently they were so tasty that we ate every single one. Let's get them back on the menu.
Posted by: Splunge at July 04, 2026 10:34 PM (JpUeg)

As long as we extinct the damned cargo pigeons first. They shit on everything.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)

The more you eat, the more you shit.

Posted by: Mao at July 05, 2026 03:28 AM (An2iq)

507 Oh well. Duty calls.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 03:29 AM (An2iq)

508 PUTIN CALLED TRUMP, INVITED HIM TO VISIT RUSSIA: AXIOS
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Maybe they'll figure out how to get Europe to stop funding Ukraine.

But it's probably got something to do with the (memory here) the Balkins and Finns sabre rattling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 03:33 AM (jU8k8)

509 People were speculating on, how long before the divorce.

@BuzzPatterson
7h
Taylor Swift forces Travis to sign a 40-page prenuptial agreement that includes an infidelity clause, costing Travis $20M per violation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 05, 2026 03:19 AM (jU8k
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry I owe you me $20M $40 $60M $80m."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 03:50 AM (y1wyK)

510 I'm not sure Taylor Swift realizes that she just put a bounty on his little head, now half the women in America are going to be throwing themselves at Travis just so they can brag about having a $20M vaj.

Posted by: SciVo at July 05, 2026 03:55 AM (Sy6m/)

511 Watching Babylon right now.
Rated X...no.
It DEFINITELY earns an R, though.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 05, 2026 04:00 AM (Cr2ed)

512 Unless Taylor Swift presented me with a couple of babies, I would cheat on her every month. The clock is ticking, bitch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 05, 2026 04:05 AM (fkjGs)

513
Pixy, in case anyone's here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:34 AM (mmrXZ)

514 512 Unless Taylor Swift presented me with a couple of babies, I would cheat on her every month. The clock is ticking, bitch.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 05, 2026 04:05 AM (fkjGs)

She is the definition of plain looking.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 06:21 AM (pKv0r)

515 Yo, Tay-Tay. Make me a sammich!

Posted by: Things that will never be heard in the Kelce household at July 05, 2026 07:54 AM (c3YdQ)

Saturday Evening Movie Post [moviegique]: The Most Pro-American Movies of the 21st Century (to date)

On this 250th Independence Day, I thought it would be fun to revisit three films that came out in the 21st century that reflected the most positively on this great and glorious nation. There's a thread running through all this, which is probably really obvious. If you're not drunk, it'll probably leap out like a firework with a surprisingly short fuse.

Three guys in trenchcoats standing next to a blue-haired girl leaning on a prison door.

You don't even have to be a great detctive to figure this one out.

The World's Fastest Indian

Released widely in the spring of 2006, this Roger Donaldson (Species, Dante's Peak) biopic tells the story of Burt Munro, a kiwi who (on hearing he has serious heart disease and little time left) mortgages his house and grabs a ship (he cooks and cleans to earn his passage) to Long Beach, California with an idea of getting to the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah to race his Indian (a motorcycle made in Springfield, Massachusetts) and break the world land speed record.

After a rough start in Los Angeles, he's helped out by Tina, a friendly transvestite (Chris Williams, brother of Vanessa, "Dwight" from Dodgeball), buys a junker from Fernando (Paul Rodriguez), who accepts repayment in the form of quick tune-ups, is saved from a breakdown by Jake (a Native American played by Saginaw Grant of the Ridiculous 6), has a one-night stand with Ada (Diane Ladd) and finally makes it to the Flats where he is immediately disqualified before he can enter for not registering on time and for having a motorcycle that's essentially hand-made on the cheap with no safety devices.

The obscure Kiwi is saved through the bold actions of a wired-in white guy who browbeats the officials into letting Burt race where he breaks the speed of sound, then the speed of light, and crashes into the 8th Dimensions to fight Lectroids with Buckaroo Banzai.

OK, maybe not that last part.
Walton Goggins

But Walton Goggins is in it. So it's got that going for it. (Which is nice.)

Actually, maybe not any of it: In real life Munro knew exactly what he was doing, had no time for charming side-quests, wasn't in poor health particularly, and was legendary at the Flats.

Great movie, though. Hopkins performance was true enough to make the Munro family cry. Composer J. Peter Robinson ("Charmed", Wayne's World) channels Thomas Newman and other turn-of-the-century movie composers effectively. The cinematography is gorgeous and the color-coding is spot on. Mornings in New Zealand are pastoral blue, the roads in America are amber-waves-of-grain, and the salt flats are white hot. 

Some of this doesn't play the same in 2026. The aggressively diverse encounters Burt has stick out now in a way they didn't twenty years ago. Even though the intention here is to showcase Burt's general laid back attitude, in today's world it can feel overengineered.

Still, fine film. Wherever Burt goes, there's an American who wants to help. 
Anthony Hopkins on the Bonneville Salt Flats.

Just don't call him a POHMie.

Schultze Gets The Blues

An old German salt-miner retires and finds himself with nothing to do but play polkas and cough ominously. One day, while avoiding a report on lung cancer on the radio, he stumbles across zydeco music which, in true Teutonic fashion, he shrugs off. But then, shocka: He turns back to it, listens to it for a while, picks up his accordion and plays it by ear.
A busy dance hall with Schultze dancing with an American woman.

The dance hall scenes are adorable. The people can't stop looking at the camera.

This becomes a kind of obsession—and you know I love movies about obsessed guys, right?—and he decides to try to raise the money to go to the swamps of America where the music is made. This involves a lot of low paying jobs to cover the ever-increasing fare.

His playing gets negative reactions from most of the townsfolk, but a core group really enjoys it, and because Schultze's a likable guy, they manage to get Schultze to represent them at the traditional German music festival in their sister city in Texas.

So it's an hour into the movie before we get to America, but it looms as a presence throughout. Schultze's quarrelsome friends (one Prussian, the other Saxon) talk about "the Yanks" dismissively, but they envy Schultze and his escape to the New World. They presume he's getting rich and famous and probably lucky and he'll forget all about them. The Americans are nice, they concede.

Schultze, after the traditional music conference, gets himself a rundown houseboat to sail into the swamps to find the home of zydeco. All along the way he encounters people who are eager to help him out, offering guidance, resources, dancing, food, all around a loose theme of "You like music? I like music! We should hang out!" And this when Schultze can barely say "music".

I can (and someday might) do an extensive post on how this film was shot. Each sequence is: The camera is set down, often at a medium-long distance, and the action plays out in front of it. It never moves. Even when attached to a vehicle, it stays fixed staring back at the passengers. At 48 minutes, it swivels about 90 degrees—from Schultze and his friends to the mysterious and sexy Lisa, a waitress who performs an impromptu Flamenco dance to dramatize unplugging the newfangled electronic slot machine.

It's got none of the slick camera movement of Indian and there's no color correction or enhancement. When Lisa does her Flamenco dance, she is wearing a drab tan skirt and dark brown sweater. There are elements of Tati here, and a Wes-Anderson-without-the-twee sense of humor that makes me laugh to beat the band. And it makes me want to take a crummy houseboat into the swamps of Louisiana.
Schulze in his nightshirt, in his living room, playing the accordian

This is apparently a genre called "European Deadpan".

Detective Chinatown 2

At the opposite end from these earlier films is Detective Chinatown 2. I did a full review when I saw it the first time, but it's interesting to revisit it now after the coof swallowed Detective Chinatown 3 and its sequel Detective Chinatown 1900 didn't get an American release either. (There is a spin-off television series of the original movie called "Detective Chinatown". There's also a spin-off series of this movie called, naturally, "Detective Chinatown 2". They do not feature the actors from the movies, nor do they feature the main detective from the movies, but a different actor plays the comic sidekick, who I guess is the real catalyst for the stories. They are not comedies, and I don't understand Asian television.)

While World's Fastest Indian is a big-budget, carefully constructed Hollywood fantasy, and Schultze Gets The Blues is practically cinema verité when it gets to America (the director just dropped actor Horst Krause into situations with whoever was there, and Krause didn't speak much English), DC2 is just trying like crazy to make you laugh and feel good.

It reminds me of Mel Brooks or Benny Hill. There are mobs chasing the heroes through the streets of New York, tough motorcycle gangs with a romantic streak, sassy Chinese bureaucrats, cartoonishly broad racial stereotypes, and an undercover scene where our three heroes dress in nurse drag.
Our heroes dressed as nurses.

Subtlety is not the watchword here.


New York City in DC2 is like Paris in Amelie: There's no sign of graffiti, dog droppings, vagrants—even the crime is stylish and in good fun. When the boys go to a school to check out the number one suspects, all of a sudden the walls are completely plastered with the most aesthetic graffiti imaginable. (Set deisgn!)

Even though there's a shockingly grim set of crimes underneath it all, it's done with the kind of tone-switching the Asians do (on the whole) way better than the West.  The final chase scene is reminiscent of Ferris Beuller's Day Off, as the three heroes on the lam rush to stop a grisly murder, riding in a horse-drawn carriage and leading their pursuers in an impromptu parade, while Taylor Swift's "Welcome To New York" plays.

It's so utterly un-PC, it's one of the best times I've had in a theater in ten years.
Our two heroes fleeing through New York while their pictures are being cast to the nearby skyscrapers.

Yes, this is also how I do stealth missions.

American Exceptionalism

The common thread between all three movies, if you haven't picked it up, is that all three are based around the perspectives of foreigners of this great land of ours. If we look at @FreddieLa7's adventures, among many similar cases, we find that not only are these foreigners' views accurate, they're understated if anything.

While awful things happen every day, we are overly focused on them. The fact is, a country like this doesn't just happen: It exists because every day, ordinary people go out of their way to help others. Part of this is our tremendous affluence. But American hospitality goes back to Plymouth Rock. It is perhaps our greatest inheritance.

Sometimes it takes an outsider to remind us of that.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:05 PM




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1 Figure it'll be a quiet night. But welcome to all.

Just got back from "Young Washington." I'll probably review that for the July 25th post.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:31 PM (K40fF)

2 Oh, man, it's so easy posting here now. I should start doing daily reviews.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:34 PM (K40fF)

3 Top 10?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 04, 2026 07:36 PM (Cr2ed)

4 3rd!
Wooho. I'm the 2nd loser!

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 04, 2026 07:36 PM (Cr2ed)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

6 "Babylon" (2022) Deserves an X rating. There's plenty enough good stuff in there, but then ... there's the rest of it. Do I recommend it? No. Will I rewatch it someday? Likely. For quality fam-friendly Chazelle, try "First Man" (201.

"Highway Hell" (1941) Prostitution ring septet works the rural two-lanes and rustic cabin motels of the fruited plain. A couple of the roadsluts aren't bad looking, and they all seem to be 'going my way.'
youtube.com/watch?v=CH66JDsmBX4

"The Red Menace" (1949) Shows how commie spies operate and recruit in the USA. One of the better flicks in this genre, well worth a watch. Barbra Fuller is the most boinkable among the Bolsheviks.
youtube.com/watch?v=6KWHDNPdoCg

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

7 "Hula" (1927) Clara Bow gets wet, then she gets lei'd. The infamous nude bathing scene ain't all that, but she looks mighty fine in jodhpurs.
youtube.com/watch?v=2hQR1MpLGDo

"The Wild Party" (1929) Clara Bow is hot for teacher, but why does it have to be Fredric frickin March for cripes sake? Movie starts out fun, then turns too serious. Who needs serious? I wanna climb up in her kee-ray-zee hair and build a squirrel dray. Because that's something that Fred would never do for her. And I need a place to store my nuts.
youtube.com/watch?v=1z4ZhBiobYc

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 "Land of the Pharaohs" (1955) Things were just ducky for brutal tyrant Khufu, until well-tanned Joan Collins showed up. This good Eastman Color print has vivid hues that will blow your sandals off. Massive Tiomkin score. The trick to writing the ceremonial and processional music for these epics: you can noodle out ANY random melody, as long as it's got a martial staccato beat, and is performed with a stentorian timbre.
ok.ru/video/6691606301211

"Blood Money" (1933) Interesting story and characters. Bug-eyed puffing klepto Frances Dee is mad as a march hare and scary as hell.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

9 >>Oh, man, it's so easy posting here now. I should start doing daily reviews.

Well, when the post timestamp is 25 minutes from now, that simplifies it astonishlingly!

Erebus nooded, so the Horde is inbound.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 04, 2026 07:43 PM (NcvvS)

10 Evening, folken,

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is on Movies in about fifteen minutes, if you haven't seen it recently and like James Stewart and especially Jean Arthur as much as I do. Linda's got some fireworks show going on the TV, and I'm going to have to wrestle the remote away from her, methinks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 07:43 PM (wzUl9)

11 Never saw either of the 3 movies

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

12 I'm gonna watch the boom-booms from the deck of the cottage instead of walking down to the beach for that.

I'm all peopled out today.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 07:44 PM (NXz0i)

13 Hey, GP! Quite the roundup!

Why should "Bablyon" be X-Rated. I remember it being...well, what we used to call "racy"...but I don't remember it being particularly graphic.

I didn't do a full write-up of that one. Just "Babylon: The worst thing to happen to Singin' In The Rain since A Clockwork Orange!"

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:45 PM (K40fF)

14 13 Ha!

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

15 11 Never saw either of the 3 movies

I expect most people haven't. "The World's Fastest Indian" flopped. "Schultze Gets The Blues" did fine for an art film, but that's not saying much as far as audience awareness. And "Detective Chinatown 2" was a smash hit! But in China. Not so much in the USA.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:46 PM (K40fF)

16 Top photo, Meet the Beatles.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

17 Not even 5pm here on the beach. Sun won’t set for four+ hours. Fireworks start after 10. And go until 4am.

Poor Lucy. She’s not going to be a happy kitty.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 04, 2026 07:50 PM (yEz+x)

18 The World's Fastest Indian - saw this by accident, thought, this isn't a great movie but I'm glad it found me. They used to turn out movies like this about one a month or more. Now, do they at all?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 07:51 PM (jU8k8)

19 "Why should "Bablyon" be X-Rated."

Abundant full-frontal nudity, various perversions, like people getting peed on, and murdered during sex.

Pre-Code period stuff was racy. "Babylon" is explicit. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but maybe better to label it as such.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

20 Gique, where is "Detective Chinatown 2" available for viewing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)

21 I thought Stirling was getting used to the occasional sharp noises on 7/4 and 12/31. Nope; he even turned up his nose at his calming treats to dive under the bed. And there haven't really been any fireworks yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 07:53 PM (wzUl9)

22 "The World's Fastest Indian" is an enjoyable film, indeed.
I haven't seen it in ages. Thank you for the reminder.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at July 04, 2026 07:54 PM (Snklc)

23 > Now, do they at all?

Not really. It's a hugely upbeat movie, pro-America, and about going fast and using fossil fuels.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:54 PM (K40fF)

24 AI sez: "You can stream the movie "Detective Chinatown 2" for free on Tubi"

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

25

My father butt raped from age 3ish to age 9.

That hurt less than this post.

At least he used some sort of grease...

Posted by: Shithurt at July 04, 2026 07:56 PM (Dgvzh)

26 I didn't come prepared with a pro-American movie, but right off the top of my head, I'll re-mention "First Man," an ass-kicking movie about real American heroes, a film with a giant heart. I've seen it maybe ten times already.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

27 Abundant full-frontal nudity, various perversions, like people getting peed on, and murdered during sex.
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Huh. I don't remember that, other than by implication.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:00 PM (K40fF)

28 No Saturday in the Park until 2037.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 08:03 PM (4g5V+)

29 20 Gique, where is "Detective Chinatown 2" available for viewing?

24 AI sez: "You can stream the movie "Detective Chinatown 2" for free on Tubi"

AI is wrong. You cannot stream DC2 in the USA as far as I know. And this brings back memories.

When the lockdown hit, I started getting DVDs of Asian movies I had see to re-watch them with the (incarcerated) family. I even did a post on that here called "Reviewing the new classics."

I picked up a bunch of movies easily, but not DC2. I had to get a DVD from Malaysia!

I formulated the idea that this was so un-PC that it was essentially censored in America. I cannot prove this. But given that it was the biggest hit of the DC series, and "Detective Chinatown" (1) is freely available, I think it's not too far-fetched.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:04 PM (K40fF)

30 Awww.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:06 PM (kpS4V)

31 I'll bite on the idea of a list of non-obvious pro American movies...

If you are going to list something with drag like "Detective Chinatown 2," you should list the superior "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar." Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes being amazing, on an classic American road trip movie, finding the goodness in rural American life and helping change others and be changed for the better. And the American dream at the end of winning a pageant.

"My Cousin Vinny," fish out of water in the south, roadtrip gone bad. But it shows the good virtues of the south, and doesn't paint Southerners as clueless yokels. And it shows that the justice system can be noble, even if proving innocence in it can be difficult.

And how about "Scarface" ... you can come from nothing and rise to the top! Sort of. Say hello to my little friend.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 08:07 PM (gWBY1)

32 I thought the movie Independence Day was pretty patriotic. We blew up a dozen mother ships and wiped out an alien race for some good fireworks. America, fuck yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 08:07 PM (S41Gd)

33 It's interesting that "Detective Chinatown" is to Bangkok what "Detective Chinatown 2" is to NYC. And DC3 takes place in Tokyo, and my guess is it's a love song to Tokyo. (Which is impressive, if true, given China/Japan tensions.)

DC4 takes place in San Francisco in 1900.

I should probably get 3 & 4. I'm so disappointed that so many of the theaters have just stopped playing Chinese & Korean stuff. Plenty of Hindi/Telugu/Tamil stuff, tho'.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:07 PM (K40fF)

34 "Detective Chinatown 2"
ok.ru/video/1119308089874
works for me.

They have another copy if that one doesn't work for you.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

35 Well, here in mostly liberal NJ it was the largest turnout for an afternoon showing of a matinee I have ever seen -for "Young Washington." . Many people were wearing patriotic shirts. It was an older crowd because you pay less at a matinee. I thought it was very good and I'm kind of amused by the fact that the actor playing Washington is actually English. I hope he learned and appreciated things about Washington which he never knew.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:09 PM (D+BhG)

36 30 Awww.

Yeah, sorry, the answer is "My Jellyfin server."

If you want to see it and can't find a good source, I'll media mail you my copy.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:09 PM (K40fF)

37 I'm doing a more classic pro American movie marathon today. Rocky, National Treasure, and Apollo 13. Maybe slip in Big Trouble in Little China if there's time. (The last one is another not-obvious love letter to America.)

"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 08:09 PM (gWBY1)

38 Holy shite, our library system has Detective Chinatown 2!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:09 PM (kpS4V)

39 "And how about "Scarface" ... you can come from nothing and rise to the top! Sort of. Say hello to my little friend."

I recently rewatched the DePalma "Scarface," and still love it. Nothing wrong with the 1932 "Scarface" either. Make it a double feature.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

40 It's pronounced Scar-FAH-chey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:12 PM (kpS4V)

41 The only line that I recall from 'The World's Fastest Indian' is when, in an early scene, Munro washes out and falls in a beach race. He picks himself up, and utters, 'Bugger'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

42 Cable is out until 11:30. I’m going to miss the whole fucking shindig.

Posted by: Javems at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (+uKTE)

43 Naw scarface 1983 is turrble down to murray abrahams accent and pfeiffers die job

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (jOF+o)

44 Abundant full-frontal nudity, various perversions, like people getting peed on, and murdered during sex.

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Go on. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (NXz0i)

45 And I appreciated the remarks of one of the screenwriters who was Dutch and a Christian, who come here a number of years ago, loved America and became a citizen:

https://tinyurl.com/5cejbp2s

I think Angel Studios has redeemed itself after the apparently awful Animal Farm, although I didn't see that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (D+BhG)

46 38 Holy shite, our library system has Detective Chinatown 2!

!!!!

The one I was having trouble securing to review for this...uh...review was "Schultze Gets The Blues".

There's a site called "Hoopla" that had it. But Hoopla is tied to your library card. Hmmph. Well, Hoopla provides links on how to get a library card on line. I got one in 5 minutes and was actually able to go back and watch "Schultze" in, like, 10 minutes.

A rare occasion where technology worked seamlessly and to my advantage!

Which I'm probably also paying for with my tax dollars.

:'-(

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (K40fF)

47 "murray abrahams accent"

Yeah, but he pays the ultimate price for talking like that.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

48 Did someone else discuss "The Great Escape"? That's very pro American.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:15 PM (D+BhG)

49 Just got back from "Young Washington." I'll probably review that for the July 25th post.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:31 PM (K40fF)
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How about a teaser? Were you entertained?

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 08:15 PM (dIske)

50 Which I'm probably also paying for with my tax dollars.
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How else are vagrants going to watch porn?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:15 PM (kpS4V)

51 > He picks himself up, and utters, 'Bugger'.

"Bob's your uncle."
"I'm not a bloody Pommie." (I fell for Prisoner of Her Majesty, POHMie but that's not correct.)
"Dirty old men need love, too."

Those come to mind. But I just rewatched.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:17 PM (K40fF)

52 Agreed

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 08:17 PM (jOF+o)

53 Forgot to link "Blood Money" (1933):
ok.ru/video/284475656867

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

54
Is Comment 25 a nasty troll?


Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 08:22 PM (/QHx4)

55 > 48 Did someone else discuss "The Great Escape"? That's very pro American.

So, I didn't cover it because the post is long enough already, but I didn't not consider any military film. War tends to be a highly specific circumstance.

I was looking for movies that reflected the culture(s) of America as an ordinary, identifiable day-to-day life--ones that didn't bother with America's flaws.

With that restraint, it almost had to be foreign films.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:23 PM (K40fF)

56 "didn't not"

oy

> Is Comment 25 a nasty troll?

It's not a nice one.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:24 PM (K40fF)

57 "The Return of the Living Dead" is a Fourth of July movie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 08:24 PM (CHHv1)

58 49 Just got back from "Young Washington." I'll probably review that for the July 25th post.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 07:31 PM (K40fF)
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How about a teaser? Were you entertained?
Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 08:15 PM (dIske)

I saw it today - it's great! I recommend everyone see it. Rather than showing Washington as the made man we all know, it shows how the boy became the great man he was.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:25 PM (tOcjL)

59 "Patton" (1970). That's patriotic, and everybody loves it. My mom took me to the theater for that one.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

60 Yes thats a great film ive probably watched it 25-30 times even though i know how it ends

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 08:25 PM (jOF+o)

61 If I were to pick a pro-American film I think I might surprise people with my choice, but not my reasons.

I would suggest: "Casablanca"

There's no overt reference to the US other than "Rick" an American who set up a club on foreign soil. The whole purpose of his character is to reflect the very question that was on everyone's mind in the US. "Do we want to be in this war?" He's less a character, and more an idea/ choice. Ulimately, he decides to sacrifice his personal successes, sacrifice his personal life, and go all in on doing what he comes to believe is the right thing to do. The film came out in 1942, and likely was instramental in solidifying the choice we made to join the war 12/7/41 out of necessity.

In my mind, that's what makes a classic movie. There was no one in the US (and other countries) who couldn't relate to that very purposeful choice. That seems pretty pro-American to me.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 08:26 PM (dIske)

62 Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:25 PM (tOcjL)

And I appreciated the fact that he failed at some things and learned from that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:26 PM (D+BhG)

63 I wanna climb up in her kee-ray-zee hair and build a squirrel dray. Because that's something that Fred would never do for her. And I need a place to store my nuts.
youtube.com/watch?v=1z4ZhBiobYc

Posted by: gp
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Knew a guy at school like that. Had it for his wife and she was very cute. I was like, Really? yep really.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 08:27 PM (jU8k8)

64 62 Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:25 PM (tOcjL)

And I appreciated the fact that he failed at some things and learned from that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:26 PM (D+BhG)

Yes, it's a great movie to take kids to (if they can handle battle scenes) b/c it does reinforce that success is no guarantee, and failure is okay and can be a stepping stone on which to grow...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:28 PM (tOcjL)

65 34 "Detective Chinatown 2"
ok.ru/video/1119308089874
works for me.

They have another copy if that one doesn't work for you.

Posted by: gp
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They have Schultz too. Both in native language. No English.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 08:29 PM (jU8k8)

66 The greatest America F0qk Yeah! movie was Independence Day obviously

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 08:29 PM (w0CFP)

67 Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:28 PM (tOcjL

Yes. That was an important message and my son who is in his 20's was the youngest person there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:30 PM (D+BhG)

68 67 Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:28 PM (tOcjL

Yes. That was an important message and my son who is in his 20's was the youngest person there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:30 PM (D+BhG)

I had my teen boys, and saw more teens in my showings...my kids all liked it!

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:31 PM (tOcjL)

69 Watching The Right Stuff, haven't seen it in a long time but shouldn't stay up

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:31 PM (Ia/+0)

70 Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026

That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:32 PM (D+BhG)

71 66 The greatest America F0qk Yeah! movie was Independence Day obviously
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 08:29 PM (w0CFP)

Ummm, by your definition, it's actually Team America: World Police

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:32 PM (tOcjL)

72 Also Stargate.
There is talk that ID4 was supposed to be the sequel. Some of this is sketched in the novels. But the novels became very very bad so ID4 became the standalone.
SG1 is the reboot of the terrible novels.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 08:33 PM (w0CFP)

73 I'm not a fan of Zendaya, but she and Robert Pattinson were very good in "The Drama". They play a young couple very much in love who are asked by the best man's shit-stirrer wife "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" They reluctantly tell stories of hurtful things they've done --a couple of which are pretty bad -- and Zendaya's character reveals that when she was a mixed up teen she had fantasies of doing a school shooting, even bringing her father's weapon into school. She never does it, eventually even becoming anti-gun, but it's too late now, her fiancée has real doubts about her, and it starts to corrode their relationship.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:34 PM (kpS4V)

74 I am grateful to my parents for bringing me here as a child from the third world Islamic shithole. Not saying which shitholes but there were two. Today they might be just about the same.
Some don't appreciate America until they see what they are up against.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 08:36 PM (w0CFP)

75 Also watching on Tubi this week a French series The Village.
Follows town's citizens from fall of France in 1940 and says ends in 1945. On episode 8, been good so far.
Suspect some of these won't last to the end.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:36 PM (Ia/+0)

76 I’ve always Forrest Gump was decidedly pro America.

Posted by: Javems at July 04, 2026 08:36 PM (+uKTE)

77 Not saying y'all's movies are not pro-USA America, of course. I like "Casablanca" with Rick as a stand-in for all of America. "Independence Day" has that classic '50s approach of "Yeah, when the aliens come, America is basically in charge of the world."

But I was looking for 21st century movies.

Also, I was looking for average(ish) Americans in average(ish) situations.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:38 PM (K40fF)

78 “ Thought” that is.

Posted by: Javems at July 04, 2026 08:38 PM (+uKTE)

79
Unexpectedly pro-American film: Shane. Even though Director George Stevens didn't bother changing the Anglo names of the characters from the book, he made a point of placing several foreigners among the homesteaders to show that they were Americans united from all over the world. "Ernie Wright" was played by an actor famed for his exotic accents, and his character was seemingly German. "Swede" and Mrs. Shipstead and Axel Johnson were another set of foreigners. (Hollywood didn't mind these mismatched names/accents in those days apparently). Torrey the southerner and the Starretts were part of the community, too. You don't know the Starretts complete backstory, but they clearly came from genteel families and they'd been educated and "finished" elsewhere -- but Starrett insisted on forging a way for himself as a homesteader and steadily refused the cattle baron's offer of a more lucrative job working for him.

Although the settlers and homesteaders are living pretty rough, you can see the rising prosperity in a scene where they all go to Grafton's and they look through a catalog with fancy clothes.

There's a Fourth of July celebration in the movie, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 08:39 PM (mmrXZ)

80 I've never known anyone who didn't like Scarface except for the occasional person who can't take Pacino's over the top Montana and focus a lot on the accent - but holy shit if you can get by it even slightly and just enjoy watching someone chew out the scenery of his own movie and any other movie playing within a seven block and seven day radius, you're gonna have a damn good time.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 08:39 PM (vE0+H)

81 Post 9-11 pro America movies are hard to find.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 08:41 PM (w0CFP)

82 44 Abundant full-frontal nudity, various perversions, like people getting peed on, and murdered during sex.

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Go on. . .

Posted by: Tonypete
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I can't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 08:43 PM (jU8k8)

83 I don't think I've ever seen any 21st century movies where foreigners came to the U.S.A and appreciate it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (Bw1/o)

84 81 Post 9-11 pro America movies are hard to find.

Especially American-made ones.

73 I'm not a fan of Zendaya, but she and Robert Pattinson were very good in "The Drama".

That worked for me. I thought I covered it here but I see I went for "Over Your Dead Body" instead. I had a very similar take on it.

https://moviegique.com/reviews/the-drama/

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (K40fF)

85
There's a Fourth of July celebration in the movie, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 08:39 PM (mmrXZ)

Sort of a subject change here but in a way, not. I watched Battle of Britain recently and really dug the Nazi rally that was filled to the brim with excited cheering women, with the men at war.

An image you don't see every day and has actually been drummed out of polite society in favor of the stereotypical crowds of scary racist white men - but 100% balls on accurate. Hitler had millions and millions of fawning female fans.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

86 81 Post 9-11 pro America movies are hard to find.

Which is weird.

83 I don't think I've ever seen any 21st century movies where foreigners came to the U.S.A and appreciate it.

Helps to watch =foreign= films. Finding American movies that are appreciative of America is hard.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (K40fF)

87 "Shane" (1953) Brilliant and flawless. Must see. 10 out of 10.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

88 I've never known anyone who didn't like Scarface....
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When I first saw it, at jarhead boyfriend's insistence, the chainsaw scene nearly made me hurl. BF just laughed and laughed. Savages, the lot of 'em!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:45 PM (kpS4V)

89 Harold and Kumar (first one) was pro America.
If they could just get rid of Americans.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 08:47 PM (w0CFP)

90 Oh, ok....21st Century film. Then I'm going to go with "Miracle." That is the account of the 1980 US Olympic hockey team. The film and the event made a major impression. I can still name a number of the players, and that was nearly 50 years ago in a sport that I have no particular interest in.

"DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!!!! YES!!!!"
- Al Michaels

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 08:47 PM (dIske)

91 But I was looking for 21st century movies.

Also, I was looking for average(ish) Americans in average(ish) situations.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books)
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Excellent concept the only problem is that I don't speak German or Chinese. Considering the crap they put out today you probably couldn't find three within the parameters you set.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 08:48 PM (jU8k8)

92 The Green Inferno was pro-American to the extent that the anti-Americans were almost all eaten by cannibals.

Posted by: Wally at July 04, 2026 08:49 PM (0e5Te)

93 83 I don't think I've ever seen any 21st century movies where foreigners came to the U.S.A and appreciate it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (Bw1/o)

Elf wildly appreciates America...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:49 PM (tOcjL)

94 When I first saw it, at jarhead boyfriend's insistence, the chainsaw scene nearly made me hurl. BF just laughed and laughed. Savages, the lot of 'em!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 08:45 PM (kpS4V)

Scene is brutal and shocking. If I told you how old I was when I first saw it, you would hurl again. Probably didn't do my head any good. Rest of the movie is a tour de force, maybe a little of its time and extremely DePalmy - and you do have to get past the chainsaw and Pacino's caricature - but I would never deny it's a fantastic film.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 08:50 PM (vE0+H)

95 > Hitler had millions and millions of fawning female fans.

One of the gags...I think of it as a gag, but it probably just reflects my lack of understanding of '60s British privlic schools...but one of the gags of "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" is that she ADORES Mussolini.

> Young Washington

I enjoyed this a great deal. It is well-shot, well-edited, well-acted--I mean, I hate to underscore this but right-wing movies often have more heart than technical skill. This feels like a real movie.

It does not quite, in my mind, rise to the level of the Korean historical dramas. But it's a damn good film, and it makes you want to see more of the time period, which has been grossly underserved in the past 50 years.

Curiously, yesterday it had a 6.1 on IMDB. Usually ratings go down as review quantities go up, but it is now at 7.0. I might put it as high as a 7.3.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:50 PM (K40fF)

96 "Excellent concept the only problem is that I don't speak German or Chinese."

I'll see if I can find a speech to text translator that can run alongside a streaming movie that does not have subtitles. If I find one that works, I'll report back in a future thread.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:52 PM (Jr5Lq)

97
Man, this rained-out 250th in DC is a bummer. Trump should just go out to that trailer with the WWII veterans and party.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 08:52 PM (mmrXZ)

98 90 Oh, ok....21st Century film. Then I'm going to go with "Miracle."

Heh. I had to look it up. Yeah, it's around the same time as "Schultze" and "Indian".

It's definitely pro-America. Or pro-1980 America.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 08:52 PM (K40fF)

99 Pacino in Scarface is like a cross between Peter Lorre and Senor Wences. And then there's the incest angle.
Terrible movie.

Posted by: Wally at July 04, 2026 08:53 PM (0e5Te)

100 97
Man, this rained-out 250th in DC is a bummer. Trump should just go out to that trailer with the WWII veterans and party.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 08:52 PM (mmrXZ)

It's why they originally scheduled the fireworks for 11pm...that's usually when weather clears...

My kids are in the rain watching neighbors light fireworks (our neighborhood show got busted by a dog owner who brought the cops a few years ago, son in revenge, now it's every man and women for themselves b/c those are not "organized" and thus are never shut down)...less safe and cool than the old show, but more American somehow...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:54 PM (tOcjL)

101 son = so (dang typo)

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:55 PM (tOcjL)

102 That part was basef on a guy who was in the lion tamer guy

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 08:57 PM (jOF+o)

103 "this rained-out 250th in DC is a bummer"

I asked an AI how much water was in this week's humid heat dome. It said 225 gigatons. I asked how much latent energy was in that water vapor. 140 trillion kWh, equivalent of 2400 Tsar Bombas. I knew when the heat broke, that water had to land on somebody.

The Water Cycle knows no mercy.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 08:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

104 It's why they originally scheduled the fireworks for 11pm...that's usually when weather clears...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 08:54 PM (tOcjL)

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And as despisable as they are California and Hawaii are part of the celebration too.

Anyway....850,000 shells are being used for this fireworks display....That's about 100 times more than big city displays who use anywhere between 7000 and 10000. DC is going to be loud and bright tonight.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 08:58 PM (dIske)

105
The Water Cycle knows no mercy.
Posted by: gp

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And no appointment calendar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 08:59 PM (mmrXZ)

106 Didn't care much for DePalma's Scarface when I first saw it. Caught it some years later, not sure why, and kinda liked it the next time around. Almost everyone in the movie is something of a slimeball, but mostly they get what they've got coming, so there's that.

Energy up the wazoo -- an almost 3-hr movie that doesn't feel close to 3 hours, so it gets a lot of points there.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 04, 2026 08:59 PM (q3u5l)

107 An image you don't see every day and has actually been drummed out of polite society in favor of the stereotypical crowds of scary racist white men - but 100% balls on accurate. Hitler had millions and millions of fawning female fans.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

Obama, mandami, etc. Nothing new when it comes to slimeballs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 09:01 PM (S41Gd)

108 Tiger king

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 09:01 PM (jOF+o)

109 Pacino in Scarface is the benchmark Marielito.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 04, 2026 09:03 PM (dCWmY)

110 It is an insult to my people in so many ways (of course its an oliver stone script)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 09:04 PM (jOF+o)

111 Obama, mandami, etc. Nothing new when it comes to slimeballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 09:01 PM (S41Gd)
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That's the worst punishment for me. I have all these fawning women pursuing me, and I prefer Bubba in the cell next to mine.

Posted by: Luigi at July 04, 2026 09:04 PM (dIske)

112 Young Washington, watch on Prime or go to a theater.
There's not a theater in this little town and I don't belong to Prime.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:05 PM (jU8k8)

113 Pacino en Scarface es el Marielito authentico.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 04, 2026 09:05 PM (dCWmY)

114 The human colony on Titan will probably use the methane cycle.
1% of the solar energy but it can still run a (methano)hydrochloride.
Powerful force

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:05 PM (sHiqN)

115 I didn't like Pacino in Scar Face, but then wasn't my kind of movie

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:06 PM (Ia/+0)

116 112 Young Washington, watch on Prime or go to a theater.
There's not a theater in this little town and I don't belong to Prime.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:05 PM (jU8k

Take a weekend getaway and include a movie in the experience...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 09:06 PM (tOcjL)

117 Human colonies on Titan will have to watch out for any remaining nests of Heinlein's Puppet Master slugs.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 04, 2026 09:06 PM (q3u5l)

118 I better call it a night
Hope everyone had a great Independence day

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)

119 I'm drunk, so I'm out on this one.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 04, 2026 09:07 PM (QaH55)

120 Today I watched, free on Prime, a German movie "The Tiger" about a Tiger tank in WW2 sent on a secret mission to retrieve a German colonel from behind Soviet lines in 1943. It was pretty good and not at all what I was expecting.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 04, 2026 09:07 PM (DZ9Lv)

121 Fireworks of course but thin hearing thunder too

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:08 PM (Ia/+0)

122 Minus: asshole wearing a shirt "only here for the fireworks". Also various canvassers with petitions
Plus: one of the canvassers was Republican, libertarian anyway (against gerrymandering). And like 20 years old.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:08 PM (sHiqN)

123 There's humor in the DePalma "Scarface" too, like the scene of Manny flirting on the beach, and Tony flirting with Elvira.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 09:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

124 There's a Fourth of July celebration in the movie, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Super movie except for that faggot kid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:08 PM (jU8k8)

125 *hydrocycle. Stupid phone

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:09 PM (sHiqN)

126 115 I didn't like Pacino in Scar Face, but then wasn't my kind of movie

Posted by: Skip
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A degenerate movie.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:11 PM (jU8k8)

127 Scarface was DePalma. All his movies are degenerate and stupid

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:12 PM (sHiqN)

128 Liked fireworks when I was a kid, and when I was setting some off for my own kids later, but that's quite a while back. These days, even though I understand and completely approve of what's being celebrated, they're just another noisy annoyance like auto boom boxes going by at 2am.

They've been loud here for a couple of days now, and that'll continue until at least Tuesday. Oh, well...

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 04, 2026 09:12 PM (q3u5l)

129 These are not the most pro-American movies of the 21st century. Not even close.

They are, as mentioned at the end of the post, outsider looks at America. A separate genre.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 04, 2026 09:14 PM (xcxpd)

130 127 Scarface was DePalma. All his movies are degenerate and stupid
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:12 PM (sHiqN)

Hardly. The Untouchables is DePalma.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 04, 2026 09:14 PM (xcxpd)

131 103 "this rained-out 250th in DC is a bummer"
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If I had kids I would have taken them to DC. I would have filled their mushy heads with Americana they wouldn't begin to appreciate till they were 25. That's OK.
I saw an itinerary, there's more to come.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:15 PM (jU8k8)

132 120 Today I watched, free on Prime, a German movie "The Tiger" about a Tiger tank in WW2

I love a good, or even so-so, Tank movie.

T-34 came out right after the collaboration nonsense and our theater actually got people yelling at them that they shouldn't be showing a Russian movie!

https://moviegique.com/reviews/t-34/

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 09:17 PM (K40fF)

133 Untouchables is something else entirely

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 09:17 PM (jOF+o)

134 131 103 "this rained-out 250th in DC is a bummer"
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If I had kids I would have taken them to DC. I would have filled their mushy heads with Americana they wouldn't begin to appreciate till they were 25. That's OK.
I saw an itinerary, there's more to come.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:15 PM (jU8k

I'm doing that Tuesday...when the weather is not surface of the sun...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2026 09:19 PM (tOcjL)

135 I still can't believe Lethal Weapon, The Untouchables, Predator, Robocop, Evil Dead II, The Naked Gun, A Fish Called Wanda, Midnight Run and Die Hard all came out within about a year of each other. Mindboggling to me. I thought movies were going to be amazing forever.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 09:21 PM (vE0+H)

136 It's official, the vast majority of screen writers are retarded these days:

Case 1: Just watched the most recent "Odyssey" trailer, and that Spiderman guy uses the word "Dad" instead of father. That term didn't come into creation until 6200 years later...but it gave Pattison an opportunity to make a "daddy joke." How's Odysseus going to greet Polites? "Sup' my homey?"

Case 2: New Reagan film about the Iceland Conference with Gorbachev. The trailer has Reagan suggesting a full nuclear disarmament, and Gorbachev being coy/ disagreeable. Only, in real life it was Gorbie who made that suggestion, following up on his media releases prior to the conference....because their infrastructure was crumbling....hence Chernobyl three months earlier.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 09:22 PM (dIske)

137 I've mentioned my enjoyment of the works of Anthony Horowitz and his latest novel, A Deadly Episode. In that Hawthorne and Horowitz adventure, he describes how he met Hawthorne when he was technical advisor on a screenplay he had written, Injustice. I didn't know whether Injustice was a real thing or if he had made it so I looked it up and found it on Prime. Not the greatest series ever but I did enjoy it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:23 PM (ndZc7)

138 Forgot Untouchables.
Didn't see Midnight Run. Wasn't Spaceballs also in that 1987 era?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:25 PM (HqQh+)

139 Mark,

You're the only one who bit on my click-bait-y title!

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 09:26 PM (K40fF)

140 Didn't see Midnight Run. Wasn't Spaceballs also in that 1987 era?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:25 PM (HqQh+)

Ha, I nearly included that. One of my favorite comedies for sure. Midnight Run is a great movie and still holds up today. Only problem is you have to stare at DeNiro but it's one of the last movies he actually tried in.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 09:26 PM (vE0+H)

141 Freedom 250 Grand Prix of Washington, D.C.
When: August 22–23, 2026 · Practice and qualifying Saturday; race Sunday
Where: Street circuit on the National Mall

The 2026 Patriot Games
America's next generation of leaders, competitors, and champions will take center stage Aug. 9-11 at the 2026 Patriot Games, a national athletic competition celebrating the character, determination, and excellence that define the American spirit.

The Great American State Fair
A world-class exposition and modern-day World’s Fair celebrating the people, traditions, innovations, and spirit that make America the greatest nation on Earth. Featuring more than 150 exhibits from all 56 states and territories, - through July 10 & they are all Air Conditioned

American Heroes Student Art Contest
Submission Requirements: Participating students should create and submit an original, handmade two-dimensional artwork and a 200-word artist statement (100 words for elementary students). Use the steps outlined in the section below.

Submission Categories: Upper Elementary School Students (Grades 3-5); Middle School Students (Grades 6-; High School Students (Grades 9-12
July 10.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:26 PM (jU8k8)

142 Ooh Cherry 2000 was a 1987 movie

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:27 PM (HqQh+)

143 New Reagan film about the Iceland Conference with Gorbachev.

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I watched a YT about upcoming historical dramas. One was set in the deep dark days of the '70s. Real historical.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:28 PM (ndZc7)

144 140 Didn't see Midnight Run. Wasn't Spaceballs also in that 1987 era?

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You didn't see Midnight Run?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:28 PM (jU8k8)

145 Gus Fring poisoned Tony Montana's bud Maneo in Breaking Bad.

Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2026 09:30 PM (Q+gd/)

146 Gus Fring poisoned Tony Montana's bud Maneo in Breaking Bad.
Posted by: davidt

That was a baaad scene.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 04, 2026 09:32 PM (DZ9Lv)

147 Decided a while back that I was done with movies that were going to impart wisdom or great moral lessons to my undeserving self. Mostly because the screenwriters don't seem to be any sharper than I am.

Viewing over the last week or so has included The Haunting (63, not the 99 abomination), The Thing (51 and 82), The Legend of Hell House, Colossus: The Forbin Project, The Innocents, Twilight (the Paul Newman flick, not the sparkly vampires one), and Out of the Past. All of which hold up quite nicely.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 04, 2026 09:32 PM (q3u5l)

148 I didn't love Breaking Bad but I thought Manny was the weakest part of it and not close. Not remotely believable at being a crime boss, even a lowlife one.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)

149 Today I watched, free on Prime, a German movie "The Tiger" about a Tiger tank in WW2 sent on a secret mission to retrieve a German colonel from behind Soviet lines in 1943. It was pretty good and not at all what I was expecting.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

That's a bingo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:32 PM (ndZc7)

150 *hydrocycle. Stupid phone
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:09 PM (sHiqN)


We had one of those but it leaked.

Should have bought the BSA or Enfield, instead of the Lucas.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)

151 135 I still can't believe Lethal Weapon, The Untouchables, Predator, Robocop, Evil Dead II, The Naked Gun, A Fish Called Wanda, Midnight Run and Die Hard all came out within about a year of each other. Mindboggling to me. I thought movies were going to be amazing forever.

Posted by: ... at July 04,
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Then the faggot commies took over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:33 PM (jU8k8)

152 Gavin Newsom launches unhinged rant distancing himsel from wiretapper Alexis Podesta trib.al/P2zOfZU

He's afraid!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:34 PM (HqQh+)

153 After the watching the DC fireworks on TV, I'm going to watch Young Guns then Red Dawn

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 04, 2026 09:35 PM (3cUTc)

154 JSG,

Nice lineup!

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 09:36 PM (K40fF)

155 Then the faggot commies took over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:33 PM (jU8k

That's like the "murders began" story starter. It can be a catch-all ending line to anything.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 09:36 PM (vE0+H)

156 148 I didn't love Breaking Bad but I thought Manny was the weakest part of it and not close. Not remotely believable at being a crime boss, even a lowlife one.

Posted by: ...
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It wasn't to love but it was a piece that worked. The writers actually created a narrative and kept it going and growing without too much vamping. Considering today's offerings it was a worthy accomplishment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:38 PM (jU8k8)

157 Out, the fire nation
In. The faggot commies

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:38 PM (HqQh+)

158 It can be a catch-all ending line to anything.

Posted by: ...
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It we don't butch up it may be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:39 PM (jU8k8)

159 Case 1: Just watched the most recent "Odyssey" trailer, and that Spiderman guy uses the word "Dad" instead of father. That term didn't come into creation until 6200 years later...but it gave Pattison an opportunity to make a "daddy joke." How's Odysseus going to greet Polites? "Sup' my homey?"

If the trailer is any indication the movie is going to have some of the cringiest dialog ever.

Posted by: Tuna at July 04, 2026 09:39 PM (lJ0H4)

160 Damn constitution!

March For Our Lives
@AMarch4OurLives
Gun violence in America was not an accident. It was built through specific decisions, laws, and power structures, going back to the founding.
250 years later, we're still living with the consequences.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:39 PM (ndZc7)

161 Marr margolis may be

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 09:41 PM (jOF+o)

162 Nice fireworks out of New York.

Trump will speak at America 250 at 11:00 pm then the fireworks will commence, because he wills it so!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

163 LOL... headline I just saw on MSN...

France deploying shipt to straight of H...

And the Pic? a RUSSIAN CRUISER.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 09:42 PM (mP0Kj)

164 160 Damn constitution!

March For Our Lives
@AMarch4OurLives
Gun violence in America was not an accident. It was built through specific decisions, laws, and power structures, going back to the founding.
250 years later, we're still living with the consequences.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:39 PM (ndZc7)

America, the last place that has any vestige of Freedom of Speech... because of the Founding Father's belief that citizens get to make their own damn decisions...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 04, 2026 09:43 PM (mP0Kj)

165 If I catch Nolan's Odyssey, I'll probably wait for a cheap streaming rental. Looking forward to cringey dialogue. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to get something that will be quoted long after the movie is forgotten. "Yonduh lies da cavern of da Cyclops," or something.

Liked Breaking Bad, but I can never seen Esposito without thinking of his brief turn as the bumbling wanna-be PI in Twilight (the Newman flick) or his walk-on getting fried by the game machine in the greatest cinematic epic of our time, Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 04, 2026 09:44 PM (q3u5l)

166 Gun violence in America was not an accident. It was built through specific decisions, laws, and power structures, going back to the founding.
250 years later, we're still living with the consequences.

Um, why is “gun violence” bad and violence by any and all other means perfectly OK?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 09:44 PM (M5CvA)

167 Gun violence in America was not an accident. It was built through specific decisions, laws, and power structures, going back to the founding.
250 years later, we're still living with the consequences.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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You betcha'!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 09:45 PM (jU8k8)

168 "Breaking Bad" had great character development all around. Fine villains, and all the actors swung for the fences.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 09:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

169 Who's laughing now?

A month before he died, Rob Reiner filmed his final role as George Washington in Larry David’s historical sketch comedy series “Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness.”
His appearance in the HBO show was kept a secret until the second episode aired on July 3. The sketch allows Reiner, who was an outspoken critic of Donald Trump, to get the “last laugh” against the sitting president, director Jeff Schaffer tells Variety.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:46 PM (ndZc7)

170 > Um, why is “gun violence” bad and violence by any and all other means perfectly OK?

Because gun violence is especially effective against authority.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 09:47 PM (K40fF)

171 The sketch allows Reiner, who was an outspoken critic of Donald Trump, to get the “last laugh” against the sitting president, director Jeff Schaffer tells Variety.
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Because Trump has been notoriously quiet since Reiner died.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 09:47 PM (K40fF)

172 Happy 250th you morons. I think John Adams was right, we should celebrate the 2nd but I guess we lost that argument.

So good to see grammie winger post today. Many moons ago I suggested to a poster named momma winger that as much as she posted about her grandkids that she should make a change, and by gum she did.

Grammie and I live not to far apart, S WI and N IL. Many prayers from here.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 04, 2026 09:48 PM (55Qr6)

173 43 Naw scarface 1983 is turrble down to murray abrahams accent and pfeiffers die job
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (jOF+o)

Mob movies as a whole suck. There are a few exceptions. YMMV.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 09:49 PM (M5CvA)

174 Happened to catch LOVE AND DEATH ON LONG ISLAND, which is DEATH IN VENICE remade in an American context. What could be more pro-American than an over-educated, pretentious British novelist (John Hurt) becoming infatuated with an American pop icon (Jason Priestly) and travelling to Long Island to lie and ingratiate himself into the pop icon's life?

Posted by: Lex at July 04, 2026 09:51 PM (y4H1r)

175 Hey Farmer!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:52 PM (lfni7)

176 And outta here for the evening.

Hope you've all had a pleasant 4th.

Moviegique, thanks for the thread.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 04, 2026 09:54 PM (q3u5l)

177 I think Red Dawn was a good pro America movie. Came out in 1984 I think.

Posted by: Case at July 04, 2026 09:56 PM (IY9No)

178 Thanks all for movie chat!

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 09:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

179 It will be my third time to say this, but I really enjoyed Song Sung Blue. It's a real story, based on real people. Kate Hudson is one of my favorites and she does a great job here, as does Hugh Jackman. I knew nothing about this, not a Neil Diamond fan or a fan of tribute bands. They just really want to entertain people and make enough to pay the bills.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 09:57 PM (bkuEU)

180 Hey Farmer!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:52

Howdy SMH! I've heard you moved, did you escape IL and Prickster? Happy Independence Day.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 04, 2026 09:58 PM (55Qr6)

181 For those who like to read (I know, movie thread) the author TJ English has written a some great books about the Cuban exiles and their criminal activities. The Last Kilo and The Corporation, along with Havana Nocturne.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 04, 2026 09:59 PM (QaH55)

182 The sketch allows Reiner, who was an outspoken critic of Donald Trump, to get the “last laugh” against the sitting president, director Jeff Schaffer tells Variety.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 09:46 PM (ndZc7)

Uh - I'm not incredibly familiar with death but that is definitely not how that works.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 09:59 PM (vE0+H)

183 Notsothoreau,

I feel like they mismanaged that ad campaign.

Anyway, thanks, all for coming.

Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 04, 2026 09:59 PM (K40fF)

184 While nothing is ever quite finished, my Neovim Screenwriting config has reached mvp status.

I got a bug about writing a script for a couple of things that have been kicking around my head, and really didn't like what was out there.

I'm a vim guy and having to do anything with a mouse breaks my flow so this is completely a keyboard experience, it's essentially Wordstar with screen wrtiting hooks and Vim keys and motions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 04, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

185 On the subject of the American movie or America


The Jacksonian Tradition

https://tinyurl.com/4uakukck

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:03 PM (jU8k8)

186 179...I also saw SONG SUNG BLUE recently. It was charming and cute. There were a few too many deus ex machina moments for me to fully buy in, but it was well done overall. Hugh Jackman's versatility is constantly surprising me.

Posted by: Lex at July 04, 2026 10:03 PM (y4H1r)

187 149 Today I watched, free on Prime, a German movie "The Tiger" about a Tiger tank in WW2 sent on a secret mission to retrieve a German colonel from behind Soviet lines in 1943. It was pretty good and not at all what I was expecting.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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I was watching a documentary recently where someone high in the German Wehrmacht (schwere Panzer-Abteilungen). I forget the guy's name. He was talking about the first time they had captured and had an opportunity to evaluate US made tanks....and the guy said he was horrorfied...because everyting in the US tank seemed to be easily rigged for repairs, and that no matter what they did they couldn't get the US tank to break down with significant problems...as opposed to the Panzers and Tigers, that couldn't go a decent distance without breaking down, and requiring difficult repairs. He said you had to be a contortionist to repair german tanks, while the US tanks had everything right there in front of you...and you could repair on the run.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 10:06 PM (dIske)

188 If you read the story behind it, most of those were true. There was a documentary made, and that's what interested them in making the movie.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 10:08 PM (bkuEU)

189 Reiner getting the last word reminds me of Dumb and Dumber.
"He blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words."
"Not if you count the gurgling sound."

I thought Reiner was killed by his son, but it turns out karma killed him.

Posted by: Wally at July 04, 2026 10:11 PM (0e5Te)

190 Just got back from Young Washington in the theater. I enjoyed it. There were two big battle scenes, and I would put them up against any similar scenes from mainstream big-budget historical epics.

There are critiques that can be leveled against the movie. The early film spends a lot of time on Washington's motives, the struggles of his social life, and his seemingly ill-fated romance. But all of that ends on a dour note, and pretty much stops dead in its tracks as Washington leaves for the Braddock Expedition. (With good reason, it seems like he abandoned all hope for himself at that stage) And the movie never went back to deal with those issues, as the Braddock Expedition was the climax of the movie, and the wrap-up was all focused on how that affected his career as an officer and leader. This is fully justified, and feels satisfactory in the moment, but may be seen as a flaw upon reflection.

But, again, that is irrelevant. I will buy this on DVD for the military scenes! And those scenes will make great viewing as isolated YouTube clips.

Posted by: Castle Guy at July 04, 2026 10:18 PM (3v7ra)

191 Windows on the house are shaking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 10:44 PM (jU8k8)

192 >>> 83 I don't think I've ever seen any 21st century movies where foreigners came to the U.S.A and appreciate it.


Brooklyn was good! Irish lass chooses the young upstart American plumber with a dream over the fancy rich Irish guy with a sterile, settled life.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:00 PM (gWBY1)

193 (Odyssey)
If the trailer's any indication the movie is going to have some of the cringiest dialog ever.
Posted by: Tuna
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The bit of trailer I saw is great.
"Elliot" Page being skewered.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 04, 2026 11:29 PM (iaABv)

194 I may never see any of these movies but I really enjoy your descriptions.

Posted by: epador at July 05, 2026 10:27 AM (SUnRd)

195 Thanks, Epador.

Bender, that sounds interesting. I'm putting together a word processor that has fiction-writing tools. (All the things you'd probably expect, plus the ability to swap scenes out, back-and-forth. Because I find that's the big thing for me.)

Notsothoreau, the problem with fiction is that it has to make sense and not rely too heavily on coincidence or luck. Life has no such constraints.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at July 05, 2026 01:44 PM (K40fF)

Hobby Thread - July 4, 2026 [TRex]

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Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. For this week, the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) is feeling explosive. It spun and spun and landed on a fireworks theme for this Hobby Thread.

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Fireworks are not exclusively an American thing. Other countries certainly have fireworks traditions, but seems like America embraces fireworks as an integral part of its culture. Fireworks are 'murica.

It is because we reject the paternalistic instinct to abstain from anything that might involve risk? Does the feint whiff of danger make fireworks irresistible? Is it because Americans have space to blow things up? Is it because we like fire and explosions? Is it because we have a fascination with flight and space, so we like sending things into the air to put on a show? Is it because fireworks are democratized in a sense - accessible to individual people and not restricted to "official" displays?

Dunno. The emergency rooms of the nation can testify that fireworks present peril for the unwary. Not all fireworks, however, inherently flirt with disaster. Sparklers? Snakes? Fun for the whole family!

What fireworks are your favorites? Have you stocked up for the holiday? Have you ever made your own? What large scale displays are memorable? Do you have childhood memories of fireworks?

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Firework delivery vehicle:

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Not those fireworks? Oh well... Never mind (but I've been waiting to use the photo).

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What are you hobbying?

The thread is not limited to to the theme. Anything (legal) you are hobbying is welcome. Even if the theme does not speak to you, you might learn something. If not, find something else or offer something else relating to hobbying. If all of that fails, just check in and say hello.

As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. Leave politics and religion to threads elsewhere (unless your hobby is building or restoring churches). Pants are optional. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.

Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.

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Are you wise in the ways of Zambelli?

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Time for science:

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Flying a drone through a fireworks show:

Don't try this at home.

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How does a synchronized fireworks show come together? Glad you asked.

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There are many videos across the interweb of stupid people doing stupid things with fireworks. Those will not be appearing in this content. But... was anyone in San Diego in 2012 when all the fireworks were set off within 15 seconds?



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Sydney's New Year's fireworks show on the bridge is one of the biggest each year:

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Check out the Nagaoka Fireworks festival in Japan each August:

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Drone shows are a related but separate concept. I was going to leave them out, but "explosive laden quadcopter" earned a spot in the content.

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The scale modelers of the group that make race cars should love this:

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Did some of the flyover activity yesterday pass low and slow above TRex HQ? Yes. Yes it did. It did not suck.

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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did an flight simulator theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.

Notable comments from last week:

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Words of wisdom:

"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).

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1 Nice pics!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 05:34 PM (hRGfZ)

2 Welcome Hobbiests

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0)

3 The San Diego 2012 episode is perfect in my book. Lots of wow factor and super respectful of everyone’s time. This should be a genre of firework shows. I would frequent these.

Posted by: HappyFun at July 04, 2026 05:36 PM (CoQfd)

4 When I lived in New Mexico I would go buy literally hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks every year. My favorite being, of course, mortars that were like miniatures of the professional aerial displays.

Can't do that here in AZ. Neighbors get pissy when you set the town on fire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 04, 2026 05:39 PM (+9wcF)

5 Ditto the pics.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 05:40 PM (jU8k8)

6 Afternoon, hobbyists,

As I mentioned earlier today, fireworks fill me with zero interest. They seem dangerously without safeguards. A gun's explosive power is contained within metal. A firework? *Cardboard* around the powder? Uh, Homie don't play dat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)

7 The older I get the shorter I want the fireworks display to be.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 05:43 PM (/WQyy)

8 Over the past week, I went to Lake Arrowhead State Park, Cleburne State Park, and Dinosaur Valley State Park. So now I have 16 of 88 (?) and the stamps get more numerous. As do the fridge magnets.

Looking at how to make lemonade out of lemons by hitting five more this week.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 05:45 PM (4g5V+)

9 Watching
https://freedom250.org/celebration/ etc

It's supposed to be tall ships in NY harbor. Well, it isn't. It's a view of the mall with people talking in the background.

It shouldn't be so difficult to find events. The Mt. Rushmore presentation was good. Finding things today is a chore.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 05:45 PM (jU8k8)

10 If you want you can see my painting of Mt Rushmore I did with just a palette knife in my nic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 05:45 PM (/WQyy)

11 Squeeze a safe and sane "Picolo Pete" 3/4 down with pliers, it will whistle and explode.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 05:45 PM (Kt19C)

12 I am a sucker for fireworks displays on the right occasions. The Fourth of July being a perfect one. It’s going to make going to work tonight suck, though.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 05:46 PM (4g5V+)

13 Perhaps one of the most impressive fireworks displays I have seen was at Victoria Harbor in Hong Kong for Christmas Day. This back in 2005.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 05:47 PM (4g5V+)

14 Very impressive photography, TRex. That C17....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 05:50 PM (nbLIj)

15 JTB, if you're here, and for any other pipe smoking enthusiasts: I have created what I call the "Denmark Express"! The tobacco mix is 70% Erik Stokkebye Morning Blend, a mild burley/Virginia, and about 30% Peter Stokkebye PS 41 Cube-Cut tobacco, ditto. Both are Danish tobaccos. The mix went into a Danish pipe, the Georg Jensen small straight sandblast billiard with four gold rings on the shank; I call it the "captain's pipe."

Result: Cool smoking for over half an hour, not any more relights needed than with any other blend. A nice toasty aroma, too.

I don't often match pipe country with tobacco country. Yes, Peterson pipes sometimes get a Peterson tobacco, and a German tobacco in a German pipe, but it's rare. I have several French-made pipes -- but I don't know if there are any French-made pipe tobaccos. Are there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 05:50 PM (wzUl9)

16 RV Park not far from country place would do an elaborate Independence Day display. Always looked forward to it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 05:52 PM (jU8k8)

17 Nice work polynikes.

Posted by: Kratwurst at July 04, 2026 05:52 PM (9gKa/)

18 Hmmmm.....awful strange coinky-dink that the wheel landed on 'fireworks' on the Fourth of July...are you sure somebody didn't reach out with his stubby little 'arm' and put his 'thumb' on the wheel?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 05:53 PM (QGaXH)

19 14 Very impressive photography, TRex. That C17....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 05:50 PM (nbLIj)

I love that plane. Flew in the many a time.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 05:54 PM (4g5V+)

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What are you hobbying?

Been making a laptop shelf with a cooling fan that can hold both of my 17" laptops. Forced AI to design it using typed prompts to create the design file. Gonna finish the raw pieces tomorrow, and use the 40w laser to cut the pieces out next week while I'm recovering from shoulder surgery.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 04, 2026 05:56 PM (QVmho)

21 Are those F-22s in first photo?

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 05:58 PM (/WQyy)

22 Well done on the AC pix, TRex! ‘Murica!

Posted by: RI Red at July 04, 2026 05:58 PM (WcJqs)

23 >>Been making a laptop shelf with a cooling fan that can hold both of my 17" laptops.
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Looks at Styrofoam enclosure hanging by a wire screwed into back of monitor... oh, well, little Beelink is cool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 06:00 PM (jU8k8)

24 Some 50 years ago, I was flying a Huey back to Ft. Campbell, KY at night. Maybe 5000 feet altitude. I remember looking down on dozens of small town fireworks.
‘Murica!

Posted by: RI Red at July 04, 2026 06:02 PM (WcJqs)

25 Well that was special. B2, B1 and B52 in formation over our house. What a sound.

Posted by: TRex - bombadier dino at July 04, 2026 06:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

26 What are you hobbying?

At the moment, nothing. Waiting on the old house to sell so I can stop paying that mortgage and start dumping money into a new electronics bench, and maybe a 3D printer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 04, 2026 06:03 PM (+9wcF)

27 Trying to decide to go out for fireworks or stay home

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

28 Hey Blanco!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 06:04 PM (lfni7)

29 21 Are those F-22s in first photo?

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 05:58 PM
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Yessir.

Posted by: TRex - thrust vector dino at July 04, 2026 06:04 PM (IQ6Gq)

30 That B2 is the shit. The first time Trump was president he had that party in DC and there were flyovers happening around the east coast. I was at a car show and a B2 with other planes flew directly over us and really low. Damn what a sight that was. I'm not sure what was flanking, maybe f35s or f22s maybe. Total bad ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 06:05 PM (3kxek)

31 You do have some great memories and stories RI Red....your words paint a very vivid picture....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 06:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 8 Looking at how to make lemonade out of lemons by hitting five more this week.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 05:45 PM (4g5V+)

Dinosaur Valley looks interesting - might put that on the itinerary for a fall or spring road trip. Looks too hot in summer.

What is the lemon you are trying to make lemonade out of?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:05 PM (QGaXH)

33 The B series are doing a flyover. The exhaust of the '52 looks like 8 Mack trucks climbing a hill. Choke on it watermelons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 06:06 PM (jU8k8)

34 I finished assembling and initial testing of a 20/40 meter dipole antenna. I'm going to deploy it a few times in the field before doing any final trimming, but it should work well enough as is especially with a tuner.

Posted by: PabloD at July 04, 2026 06:06 PM (byoW7)

35 Got a shot earlier today of a Spooky AC-130. Didn't realize they let those out in the day time. Glad never to be downrange of one.

Posted by: TRex - spooky dino at July 04, 2026 06:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

36 Been cleaning my lead pile. Virtually all comes from lead drywall. A lead sheet is glued under high pressure to a sheet of drywall. The paper residue comes off, the mastic better than 1/3.
I could have over 500 pounds

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Getting ready to spend a week in Yosemite Valley with a bunch of in-laws, out-laws, scofflaws and other ilk starting Friday.

Wish me luck, patience and fortitude.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:08 PM (QGaXH)

38 I watched the tall ships sail up the Hudson to the George Washington Bridge...pretty damned impressive!

And...the photo of the B-1 is great. That plane is just awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 04, 2026 06:08 PM (PLxDd)

39 Easiest way to clean it 100% is make lead ingots, might have 200 pounds of my pile alresdy

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

40 One of my unofficial sons earned a license to shoot off professional fireworks. His neighbors are very tolerant. I've never been over to his place for the show but my real kids spend every Fourth there.

As an aside, the same kid has managed to turn his back yard into an officially recognized wildlife area. He claims he just watched YouTube for instructions.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 04, 2026 06:09 PM (DK5Sh)

41 What is the lemon you are trying to make lemonade out of?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:05 PM (QGaXH)

Eh, got a car in the shop. Nothing serious, but nothing I wanted to risk driving through The Big Empty either. Once I get it back, I’m taking my time getting back home.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 06:10 PM (4g5V+)

42 The little tanks that are powered by the fuse are the best. Pew!

Posted by: H at July 04, 2026 06:10 PM (15qXl)

43 Got a shot earlier today of a Spooky AC-130. Didn't realize they let those out in the day time. Glad never to be downrange of one.

Posted by: TRex - spooky dino at July 04, 2026 06:06 PM (IQ6Gq

We lost six AC 130s in a Vietnam and one in Desert Storm.

We used them extensively in Afghanistan and Iraq with no losses. I find that pretty amazing.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 06:11 PM (/WQyy)

44 39 Easiest way to clean it 100% is make lead ingots, might have 200 pounds of my pile alresdy

Posted by: Skip
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So, it's home. Great.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 06:11 PM (jU8k8)

45 Thr thing about flyovers is that far moe US planes, in spite of the system, work. Whereas all the assholes, well, you know.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 04, 2026 06:13 PM (YlWIZ)

46 Growing up in the Midwest meant that we had access to pretty good fireworks, though I never got my hands on any M-80s - which probably explains why I still have both hands. It's a miracle that I and my childhood friends still have two eyes apiece, what with all the bottle rocket fights.

Posted by: PabloD at July 04, 2026 06:13 PM (byoW7)

47 I worked with a guy whose hobby was fireworks. He would do one of the local Fourth of July shows. He also worked part-time doing the fireworks at Disney. We were worriers with similar senses of humor. One time I told him 'let's face it, Bill, we're worriers not warriors....LOL!'

Died too soon of a stroke at age 56.

RIP Billy.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:16 PM (QGaXH)

48 One summer at the lake... a guy in the cabin next door was out on his patio, disassembling firecrackers to make *whatever* with the powder.

Meanwhile, my cousin and his 2 young boys were working on their own little project. You see, they'd been to a water park recently and wanted to build their own water balloon launcher, strung between 2 trees using a bucket and strips of rubber (cut from an innertube).

You see where this is going, yes? LOL

***SPLASH!!!***

Dude with the firecrackers was caught *completely* off-guard and oh, boy did he use some language like I'd not heard before! Probably messed his pants too!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 06:17 PM (rdVOm)

49 Couple weeks is Historicon in Lancaster, can't wait

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)

50 Nice work poly. I cannot say as I have ever painted anything patritoic.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H)

51

To stay safe, the American Speech-Language-Hearing Association (ASHA) recommends maintaining a distance of at least 500 feet from any fireworks launch site.

And wear your mask.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2026 06:18 PM (Cqx++)

52 41 Eh, got a car in the shop. Nothing serious, but nothing I wanted to risk driving through The Big Empty either. Once I get it back, I’m taking my time getting back home.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 06:10 PM (4g5V+)


The Big Empty ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:19 PM (QGaXH)

53 And wear your mask.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Helmet too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 06:19 PM (jU8k8)

54 Resurrected my 1979 Sony turntable and amp combo earlier this week. Picked up a stereo cabinet a neighbor was selling. Came with a pair of 40" tall Sony speakers, which was an upgrade from my bookshelf speakers.

Had to repair one of the speaker wires, so I busted out the solder kit and gave Little a brief demo of proper(ish) home electronics repair. (As I type, there is a small boil from an errant ball of solder that landed on my knuckle during the process).

Anyway, turntable and amp got connected. Also added my Teac dual cassette deck, because I still have cassettes in the collection. The speakers performed admirably. Little found and put on Meet the Beatles, which was the first album my late sister ever bought. Found the room getting dusty as side A played through...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 06:20 PM (nbLIj)

55 Used to know a guy lived in benton ca. Fire depth would leave him alone but stand by. Dedicated chemical grinding vessels.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 06:22 PM (Kt19C)

56 54 Little found and put on Meet the Beatles, which was the first album my late sister ever bought. Found the room getting dusty as side A played through...

That stuff will do it to ya.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:22 PM (QGaXH)

57 "Little found and put on Meet the Beatles, which was the first album my late sister ever bought. "

My sisters and I wore that album out. It was a big deal.

Posted by: Tuna at July 04, 2026 06:25 PM (lJ0H4)

58 To stay safe, the American Speech-Language-Hearing Association (ASHA) recommends maintaining a distance of at least 500 feet from any fireworks launch site.

And wear your mask.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2026 06:18 PM (Cqx++)
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Pfft.
Whatevers.

Posted by: 13 Bravo - King of Battle at July 04, 2026 06:26 PM (lfni7)

59 Helmet too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 06:19 PM (jU8k
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Praise God that I never have to wear one ever again.

Posted by: 13 Bravo - King of Battle at July 04, 2026 06:27 PM (lfni7)

60 Off gunbunny sock.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 06:28 PM (lfni7)

61 I still remember the feel of fireworks going off when I was little. They shot them over the harbor or off the beach and when they exploded I could feel the force on my chest, like a push of the air. Whether it was the dense night air over the Atlantic, my smaller size, or proximity, I haven't felt that as an adult.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 06:28 PM (yTvNw)

62 When I was a kid (about 29 years ago), I put a cherry bomb in my mother's mop bucket (full of water), because I heard that the fuse would burn under water. It did, and it turned that mop bucket into a piece of scrap. I took it far away and hid it. Denied knowing where the bucket was. I am lucky my parents didn't kill me.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 04, 2026 06:29 PM (/enuJ)

63 Miss SMH! So very good to "see" you. Have you completed the move yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 04, 2026 06:29 PM (+9wcF)

64 July 4th 1976 #1 on billboard was a Silly Little Love Songs.

#1 now is Choosin Texas by Ella Langley

2026 wins !!

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 06:30 PM (/WQyy)

65
gunbunny, cute.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others at July 04, 2026 06:30 PM (jU8k8)

66 TRex, Thanks for the videos on how fireworks are developed for various effects. I've long wondered how that was done.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 06:31 PM (yTvNw)

67 Today marks one month in the new digs, Blanco.
Spent the afternoon at a creek nearby, and will head into town to watch the fireworks.

God bless Missouri.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 06:31 PM (lfni7)

68 I made my fireworks run two years ago to West Virginia. Actually, it was a visit to Gettysburg, but the W. Virginia line is just under 50 miles away, and it was a couple weeks before the 4th....so it would have been rude not to make a quick trip down to stock up.

W. Virginia, basically, has no restrictions....just an age limit. So, I'm sitting on about 100 Reloadable Aerial Mortars, in addition to the more mundane and kid friendly stuff. I figure I put salt licks out for the deer, and they eat my apples without permission, so I'm owed a little leniency. I have no close neighbors to my residence, I have just over 15 acres of mowed lawn without fire hazards, so I'm not worried about fires....just my fingers. BTW, I see a lot of dogs have problems with the loud bangs. Mine, I have to keep tied up so he doesn't try to chase them when they go up. He's a free spirit. Incidentally, his name is Orson (which I stole for my screen name) and he's a black lab.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 06:33 PM (dIske)

69 Jon Michael Raasch
@JMRaasch
Our planes are so sick my God.
F-35 hovering over the National Mall.

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Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
@KyleKulinski
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we h0ave hovering planes of death. America is a fail state.

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"Hovering planes of death"? America, F*ck Yeah!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

70 66 TRex, Thanks for the videos on how fireworks are developed for various effects. I've long wondered how that was done.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 06:31 PM
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You're welcome. Seems like half the hobby thread video content is de-mystifying how things are done or made. I'm continually fascinated.

Posted by: TRex - firework technician dino at July 04, 2026 06:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

71 68 ....Incidentally, his name is Orson (which I stole for my screen name) and he's a black lab.
Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 06:33 PM (dIske)

Sounds like a lucky dog with 15 acres to call his own...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:37 PM (QGaXH)

72 [Deleted for politics content. Please stick to hobbying. -TRex]

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 04, 2026 06:38 PM (kBcTc)

73 If you want you can see my painting of Mt Rushmore I did with just a palette knife in my nic.

Wow, polynikes, that's damn good! I could never do squat with a palette knife; I'm envious. Too impressionist for my nit-picky nature and obsessive desire for details, I guess.

Posted by: tankascribe at July 04, 2026 06:38 PM (NtoJk)

74 Sounds like a lucky dog with 15 acres to call his own...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:37 PM (QGaXH)
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I get the same look from him every morning. "Dude...those rabbits aren't going to harrass themselves. Let's go."

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 06:39 PM (dIske)

75 "Hovering planes of death"
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Is this supposed to be an insult?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 06:39 PM (lfni7)

76 Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
@KyleKulinski
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we h0ave hovering planes of death. America is a fail state.
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*?*

I thought that Obamacare fixed that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 06:40 PM (XeU6L)

77 Cripes! The Italicans have invaded... on the fourth!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 06:41 PM (XeU6L)

78 9 Jon Michael Raasch
@JMRaasch
Our planes are so sick my God.
F-35 hovering over the National Mall.

Must have been a USMC VTOL F-35 Aircraft if it was hovering. I think I saw a F-35 also do a Tail walk above the Capitol...

Massive Hard On ................

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 04, 2026 06:41 PM (JDSUL)

79 [Deleted for politics content. Please stick to hobbying. - TRex]

Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS)

80 Getting ready to spend a week in Yosemite Valley with a bunch of in-laws, out-laws, scofflaws and other ilk starting Friday.
Wish me luck, patience and fortitude.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


Gonna be hot in the valley this upcoming week (not to mention crowded) so you're gonna need all the patience and fortitude you can bring to bear. But good luck and try not to murder anyone while you're there!

Posted by: tankascribe at July 04, 2026 06:42 PM (NtoJk)

81 Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
@KyleKulinski
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we h0ave hovering planes of death. America is a fail state.


America is a powerful state. You on the other hand douchebag are a failed sperm cell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 06:42 PM (3kxek)

82 I am working up a project to sew some caps. Most of the caps I can buy are either really expensive, really cheaply made, or ball caps.
And I have plenty of ball caps.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 06:42 PM (rbvCR)

83 The Big Empty ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:19 PM (QGaXH)

There ain’t a whole lot between The Metroplex and the Panhandle.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 06:43 PM (4g5V+)

84 Polynikes thats pretty good

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

85 Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 06:17 PM (rdVOm)
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Everyone had a crazy friend in high school. My crazy friend used to use a toilet paper roll, some black powder with wax stops on both ends, and a standard wick he pulled off of those smoke bombs you can get at the hardware store for rodents.

Shockingly, the last time I saw him he had all his fingers.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 06:43 PM (dIske)

86 Looks like the fireworks in Babylon DC are going to have some competition from massive thunderstorms that are moving through.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 06:44 PM (ntk8v)

87 Meet the Beatles, which was the first album my late sister ever bought.

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The first album I ever bought was the Beatles second album cleverly entitled The Beatles Second Album.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 06:44 PM (ndZc7)

88 Zambelli Fireworks! They have a major storage area not far from my sisters farm in PA.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 06:45 PM (ntk8v)

89 Sorry about the OT I didn't realize it was the hobby thread( even though it's the title🫣

Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

90 Dear TRex, thank you for the Hobby Thread, and for putting in hard work on this bestest of holidays! I swear, it's never been a better time to be an American and hang out with all you lovely folks! Hats off to Ace!

Posted by: tankascribe at July 04, 2026 06:49 PM (NtoJk)

91
Zambelli? And Grucci? Have the Eyetalians cornered the pyrotechnics biz in these United States?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 06:50 PM (O0L8i)

92 Was it the Grucci's who had the devastating explosion that killed several members of the family?

Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 06:50 PM (YwEeS)

93 Black powder is dangerous shit in large amounts

Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

94
Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 06:50 PM (YwEeS)

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It was

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 06:52 PM (O0L8i)

95 Spent the afternoon at a creek nearby, and will head into town to watch the fireworks.

Now that sounds like a good day. Going over to a friends house to watch the fireworks in a bit. They live on a hill overlooking the park, need a pass to even get into the neighborhood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 04, 2026 06:52 PM (+9wcF)

96 Black powder is dangerous shit in large amounts
Posted by: steevy

White powder is heavenly.
- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 06:53 PM (ndZc7)

97 Who has large amounts?
I made some black powder, seems to work fine and burns quickly. Won't in my musket and not sure why.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

98 15 ... "I have created what I call the "Denmark Express"! The tobacco mix is 70% Erik Stokkebye Morning Blend, a mild burley/Virginia, and about 30% Peter Stokkebye PS 41 Cube-Cut tobacco"

Wolfus, That sounds like a nice combo. Haven't tried the Morning Blend but the Cube Cut is excellent. It's basically an American non-aromatic, no topping just burley and Virginia. The processing seems to meld the different leafs nicely. Curious what you think of Cube Cut by itself.

I never think to match tobacco and pipe from the same country. I'm not that organized. But I'm a big fan of Stokkebye 4th Generation pipes and the company's blends. Their flake blends are excellent, especially the Deluxe Navy Flake.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 06:54 PM (yTvNw)

99 Everyone had a crazy friend in high school. My crazy friend used to use a toilet paper roll, some black powder with wax stops on both ends, and a standard wick he pulled off of those smoke bombs you can get at the hardware store for rodents.

Shockingly, the last time I saw him he had all his fingers.
Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 06:43 PM (dIske)

My group were those crazy friends. We used to take coffee cans, fill them with gas, then punch a small hole in the plastic lid big enough for an m80 fuse to poke through. We put a few layers of plastic wrap over the can pushing it down enough to make an area for the m80. Pop the lid on, bury the can up to the lid, light the fuse, run like hell and enjoy the huge mushroom cloud. We started small with baby food jars and fire crackers, but they were lame.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 06:55 PM (3kxek)

100 We're back from the farm where we shot a bunch of guns and I got stung on the hand by a wasp. It swole up real good.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 06:55 PM (MWfyi)

101 The European mind simply cannot comprehend a random citizen playing the national anthem with a semi automatic rifle in their backyard shooting range

https://tinyurl.com/2va2u2mu

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 06:55 PM (lfni7)

102 This is the start of Tour de Fleece. It's mainly spinning activities that go on during the Tour deFrance. Some Ravelry groups have give aways, and it involves progress reports on what you've done. It's not something I usually do but my You Tube feed is full of people that participate.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 06:56 PM (bkuEU)

103 My hobby is building doll houses. I get that it's for old ladies but hear me out. I can decorate to my heart's content. Plus, I keep my brain active. I have about 25 of them now. Each one is my favorite.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2026 06:57 PM (+QijZ)

104 We used to use spray paint cans as targets firing shotgun. Kawpo! Blue! Kapoor! Red!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

105 104 Put canvas behind it and instant modern art...

Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 06:58 PM (YwEeS)

106 I watched the tall ships sail up the Hudson to the George Washington Bridge...pretty damned impressive!"

So did I. In 1976.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 06:59 PM (cGjQu)

107 74 Sounds like a lucky dog with 15 acres to call his own...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 06:37 PM (QGaXH)
___________________________

I get the same look from him every morning. "Dude...those rabbits aren't going to harrass themselves. Let's go."
Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 06:39 PM (dIske)

Ha! And where approximately is this slice of heaven?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 07:00 PM (QGaXH)

108 KyleKulinski
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we h0ave hovering planes of death. America is a fail state."

Wait, there's no medical services in America? No schools? Amazing .

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 07:01 PM (cGjQu)

109 Oddly enough, some of the best fireworks displays I've seen were at the Washington Nationals Single A farm team stadium. They happened after a Saturday night home game. A solid thirty minutes of good fireworks. Nobody left those games early.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 07:02 PM (yTvNw)

110 Hovering Planes of Death is a killer name for a metal band.

Posted by: steevy at July 04, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

111 New York Post
@nypost
Paul Pelosi charged with hit-and-run in Napa County

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Before it was run and get hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

112 Bottle rockets. We had bottle rocket wars with the fraternity acrosss Monroe Street. Had to drive to Ohio to get them. It became very scientific with foil lined boxes holding dozens of bottle rockets fused in sequence. Yikes.

The cops always came but no one answered the door.

Once, opponents tried to create a lighting implement using a roll of toilet paper doused in gasoline at the end of a broom handle. It slid off the handle and rolled into the gutter below their dormer window. On fire. LOL. No major damage.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 04, 2026 07:03 PM (S8cdb)

113 And my $135 electric spinning wheel is providing a lot of entertainment. I don't know why they call them electric spinning wheels as there are no wheels. This is injection molded with some 3D printed parts. I've never been interested in these but the designer is trying to make affordable spinning gear. He has even designed a cage to fit around the wheel, to prevent a cat from playing with it while being operated.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 07:04 PM (bkuEU)

114 KyleKulinski
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we h0ave hovering planes of death. America is a fail state."

Wait, there's no medical services in America? No schools? Amazing .
Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 07:01 PM (cGjQu)

Well to be fair, to anti American communist ball bags, military power, security, and freedom always takes a back seat to free shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 07:05 PM (3kxek)

115 Well to be fair, to anti American communist ball bags, military power, security, and freedom always takes a back seat to free shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 07:05 PM (3kxek)
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lol, yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 07:06 PM (lfni7)

116 KyleKulinski
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we h0ave hovering planes of death. America is a fail state."



The replies to this are hilarious! Not much of a hobbyist unless golf and fishing are hobbies. I'll try to get some in my next days off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 07:07 PM (ntk8v)

117 Missed you loads SMH seeing you around more now is like coming home.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

118 Ha! And where approximately is this slice of heaven?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 07:00 PM (QGaXH)
_______________________________

Let's just say a rural part of PA where the Township president doubles as one of the snow plow operators and frequently wears his MAGA hat to Township meetings just to piss people off. I might be related to that guy.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)

119 87 Meet the Beatles, which was the first album my late sister ever bought.

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The first album I ever bought was the Beatles second album cleverly entitled The Beatles Second Album.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 06:44 PM (ndZc7)
They were certainly geniuses when it came to impressing teenage girls. Sir George Martin was the musical horsepower behind most of their stuff, even the drug-fueled stuff. I used to have all their albums.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 07:09 PM (LHPAg)

120 111 New York Post
@nypost
Paul Pelosi charged with hit-and-run in Napa County

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Before it was run and get hit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

___________________________

Was he HAMMERED???? *zing*

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 07:10 PM (dIske)

121 Pondered trying to make a rocket with my black powder

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

122 103 My hobby is building doll houses. I get that it's for old ladies but hear me out. I can decorate to my heart's content. Plus, I keep my brain active. I have about 25 of them now. Each one is my favorite.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 04, 2026 06:57 PM (+QijZ)

You should probably avoid the guy with the M-80 gas bombs....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 07:11 PM (QGaXH)

123 Thanks, Ellipsis. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 07:11 PM (lfni7)

124 103 ... "My hobby is building doll houses. I get that it's for old ladies but hear me out. I can decorate to my heart's content. Plus, I keep my brain active. I have about 25 of them now. Each one is my favorite."

Working with miniatures whether doll houses, military figures like Skip does, or small exacting activity like fly tying or needlecraft has benefits. No age requirements.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 07:11 PM (yTvNw)

125 Of course when was a teenage bot I used Beatle tunes to impress teenage girls because I won't much to look at.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 07:11 PM (LHPAg)

126 >>I watched the tall ships sail up the Hudson to the George Washington Bridge...pretty damned impressive!

They used to come here. It was spectacular seeing those magnificent old ships come cruising up the bay.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

127 I built a doll house 1"=1' scale, it can be quite challenging

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

128 After one of my childhood cronies received a Gilbert chemistry set, we realized that we could homebrew black powder using drug store components ,and grinding our own charcoal.

Many toy soldiers and toys suffered terribly in consequence. Before it was over, we were making two varieties of electrically ignited devices, as well as submarine devices. All by the time that we were twelve years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

129 https://tinyurl.com/2nyhx6ce
Front view

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

130 101 The European mind simply cannot comprehend a random citizen playing the national anthem with a semi automatic rifle in their backyard shooting range

https://tinyurl.com/2va2u2mu
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 06:55 PM (lfni7)
Ironically, they have great cheese.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 07:19 PM (LHPAg)

131 This week I made only 24 HF contacts, but worked BH8ABY Chengdu, DS5USH Daegu, and several new-to-me Japanese stations on 15m. I also heard, but did not work, stations in Singapore and Vietnam. Worked a couple of new-to-me US counties, bringing my confirmed county total to 1912.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

132 Terrific photography, TRex.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 07:21 PM (CHHv1)

133 This week I made only 24 HF contacts, but worked BH8ABY Chengdu, DS5USH Daegu, and several new-to-me Japanese stations on 15m. I also heard, but did not work, stations in Singapore and Vietnam. Worked a couple of new-to-me US counties, bringing my confirmed county total to 1912.
Posted by: gp
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[hangs head in shame]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Inactive Know-code Extra at July 04, 2026 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

134 I suspect that a lot of those fly-over shots came from the PenguiinSix channel. I love that guy. He peddles all over DC for photo and video assignments on a bike.

Posted by: mrp at July 04, 2026 07:22 PM (rj6Yv)

135 Wolfus, That sounds like a nice combo. Haven't tried the Morning Blend but the Cube Cut is excellent. It's basically an American non-aromatic, no topping just burley and Virginia. The processing seems to meld the different leafs nicely. Curious what you think of Cube Cut by itself.

I never think to match tobacco and pipe from the same country. I'm not that organized. But I'm a big fan of Stokkebye 4th Generation pipes and the company's blends. Their flake blends are excellent, especially the Deluxe Navy Flake.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026


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JTB, I bought the Cube-Cut a while ago and tried it. It smelled wonderful. Maybe I wasn't packing it loosely or firmly enough, but it was a devil to keep lit. Mixed into the Morning Blend's ribbon cut -- I drop a pinch of one blend, then the other into the bowl, so it's kind of a layered approach -- it works fine. Or maybe the CC is drier now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 07:22 PM (wzUl9)

136 131 This week I made only 24 HF contacts, but worked BH8ABY Chengdu, DS5USH Daegu, and several new-to-me Japanese stations on 15m. I also heard, but did not work, stations in Singapore and Vietnam. Worked a couple of new-to-me US counties, bringing my confirmed county total to 1912.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

gp, your name will be carved on the next Patriotic Rock.
Wolverines!

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 07:23 PM (LHPAg)

137 MrTea would turn magnesium hot water electrodes into very, very fine threads and mix it with homemade black powder to make flash powder.
He and a friend were making smoke bombs in said friend's kitchen and it ignited on the stove. They took the pan outside but some of it boiled over the side and damaged the brand new linoleum.
First they made the shock-sensitive material. Then they made their own poppers with BBs. One of the BBs fell off the paper, hit the mixture and detonated the entire batch. The boys couldn't hear for 2 hours.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 04, 2026 07:24 PM (4VH0B)

138 "[hangs head in shame]"

I'm an FT8 operator, not phone or CW, which require much more skill than FT8, so feel free to discount my contacts somewhat, and alleviate some shame

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

139 Time to say thank you before the next act takes the Ace of Spades stage. Thanks for being here. New theme next week.

Just saw the "old" robins' egg blue 747 used as AF1 cruise by. The new one made a pass over DC with a pair of B2s and a B1, but they were impolite enough to fly a few miles away from me.

You're welcome to stay here for a while but don't forget to join the Horde at Club ONT later. Happy Independence day everyone!

Posted by: TRex - altitude dino at July 04, 2026 07:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

140 131 This week I made only 24 HF contacts, but worked BH8ABY Chengdu, DS5USH Daegu, and several new-to-me Japanese stations on 15m. I also heard, but did not work, stations in Singapore and Vietnam. Worked a couple of new-to-me US counties, bringing my confirmed county total to 1912.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

Very cool! As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in. Charlotte (WBT) and Nashville (WLAC?) were common, as was WABC (NYC). KAAY (Little Rock) and KMOX (St Louis) on occasion too. I still have my log of stations, frequency, dates and time.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 07:29 PM (QGaXH)

141 "As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in."

I still do that! AM BCB DX listening is fun.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

142 Very cool! As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in. Charlotte (WBT) and Nashville (WLAC?) were common, as was WABC (NYC). KAAY (Little Rock) and KMOX (St Louis) on occasion too. I still have my log of stations, frequency, dates and time.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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WOWO, Ft Wayne?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 07:30 PM (XeU6L)

143 "As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in."

Last time I did that was about a month ago, mid-morning, with a plain loopstick radio, and logged 33 stations in less than half an hour. At night, it's easy to top that.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

144 Hotdogs, baked beans, and potato salad. Let’s get started.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 07:31 PM (LHPAg)

145 134 I suspect that a lot of those fly-over shots came from the PenguiinSix channel. I love that guy. He peddles all over DC for photo and video assignments on a bike.

Posted by: mrp at July 04, 2026 07:22 PM
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I can assure you that the shots in the content came from your dino host.

Posted by: TRex - avgeek snapper dino at July 04, 2026 07:32 PM (IQ6Gq)

146 "As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in."

I still do that! AM BCB DX listening is fun.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026


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As a college student, I did that, and heard the Eagles' "Take It Easy" and Johnny Nash's "Stir It Up" on Top 40 stations before my local WTIX was playing them.

I need to get a better quality AM/FM/Shortwave radio, maybe run an antenna out the window (?), and see what I can pick up at night.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 07:32 PM (wzUl9)

147 Very cool! As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in. Charlotte (WBT) and Nashville (WLAC?) were common, as was WABC (NYC). KAAY (Little Rock) and KMOX (St Louis) on occasion too. I still have my log of stations, frequency, dates and time.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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WOWO, Ft Wayne?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026


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At night in 1977, coming back from my shift at KVPI in Ville Platte, LA, I could pick up stations in Beaumont and Lake Charles on FM, and KAAY on AM. I remember one cold night in November the DJ at KAAY playing "Shake Your Booty," and outro'ing it with, "Shake your booty, lest it freeze off."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 07:35 PM (wzUl9)

148 "KAAY (Little Rock)"

Beaker Street Underground! We used to listen to that late at night over fifty years ago.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

149 142 WOWO, Ft Wayne?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 07:30 PM (XeU6L)

Yes! And many more besides. Some interesting ones - WOAI San Antonio, K-something in Pennsylvania, both chartered before the W-K split was implemented.

Also XERF Ciudad Acuna Mexico and some Netherlands Antilles stations.

This was in SE Florida just north of Miami.

I'll be away next week but if I remember I'll share more in two weeks

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 07:37 PM (QGaXH)

150 Noooood.
Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 04, 2026 07:37 PM (Cr2ed)

151 Hey Ronster buddy, where are you?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 07:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

152 Thanks, Erebus!

Posted by: Nazdar at July 04, 2026 07:40 PM (NcvvS)

153 Well, well, well. You already know how I feel about movies.

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 07:40 PM (Wr7co)

154 140 ... :Very cool! As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in. Charlotte (WBT) and Nashville (WLAC?) were common, as was WABC (NYC). KAAY (Little Rock) and KMOX (St Louis) on occasion too. I still have my log of stations, frequency, "

Haven't done AM DXing for a while. Best time is night during the winter months. It can backfire on you. One time I got a nasty weather report. Turns out it was from a station in Ohio 600 miles west.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 07:42 PM (yTvNw)

155 I used to take my girl friend to movies when in high school. I hated them all.

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 07:44 PM (Wr7co)

156 Tom Bolack, a former lt. governor and governor of NM, died in 1998 and was cremated. On Independence Day 1999, his son Tommy had his first annual personal fireworks display from the bluffs above the San Juan River. Some of the shells he had built and fired that night scattered Tom Bolack's ashes over his ranch below the bluffs.

Posted by: huerfano at July 04, 2026 07:46 PM (VJX5o)

157 Haven't done AM DXing for a while. Best time is night during the winter months. It can backfire on you. One time I got a nasty weather report. Turns out it was from a station in Ohio 600 miles west.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 07:42 PM (yTvNw)

Ever bring in KUMM? College station out of Minnesota..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 07:48 PM (nbLIj)

158 Well, well, well. You already know how I feel about movies.
Posted by: Ronster
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Yes, but we presume you are in favor of the traditional post HT party, aka the pre Club ONT party. Pull up a chair, what'll you have to drink?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 07:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

159 I used to listen to KOMA to put myself to sleep.

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 07:50 PM (Wr7co)

160 Oh, very much in favor. I'll have a margarita.

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 07:52 PM (Wr7co)

161 Very festive...coming right up!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 07:56 PM (IQ6Gq)

162 We just can't make a big mess or JQ will not be happy with us, and we don't want that. Here is an assortment of appetizers, too. They'll never miss them....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 07:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

163 I used to listen to KOMA to put myself to sleep.
Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 07:50 PM (Wr7co)

KUMM had a famous promo tag back in the 70's - 80's:

"Don't touch that dial, you got KUMM on it!"

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 07:59 PM (nbLIj)

164 Hey Joe, sorry I missed you there...you want a beverage or some appetizers, too?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

165 Woooh, it's toasty outside! Had to go across town to wet down a dry yard, now back home to continue watering my own...

Starting to hear booms in town. Praying neither house gets burned down tonight-- it's been so dry and now also windy.

Hubby didn't recognize me today, so that's just the crap icing on the poop cake.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:00 PM (rdVOm)

166 I agree about not upsetting JQ. She is a nice lady (most of the time).

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 08:05 PM (Wr7co)

167 Party on, you all! I don't care if you mess things up... Heck, I *encourage you* to EAT THE LAST ONE of whatever, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:06 PM (rdVOm)

168 Ah JQ, I'm so sorry to hear about your day. I know exactly how that feels. Have a seat and let me wait on you for a change...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

169 Thanks, Grateful... I'd like a Long Island Iced Tea, please. Not doing any more driving today!

Yeah, it was strange when I saw hubby today, said hello and kissed him-- he recoiled slightly and asked "Who are you?" Gutted me.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:11 PM (rdVOm)

170 That is gutting...I feel so bad for you. It's a truly lousy disease on so many levels....here is your Long Island Iced Tea, and here is a plate of appetizers....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

171 JQ, what is your hubby going through that he didn't recognize you?

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 08:14 PM (Wr7co)

172 Thank you again, Grateful.

Ugh. I just can't even...

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:16 PM (rdVOm)

173 Ronster, JQ's husband has dementia and is an assisted living facility

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

174 Ronster, he has dementia, due to liver disease.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:17 PM (rdVOm)

175 He is in a skilled nursing facility-- his needs are beyond assisted living.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:18 PM (rdVOm)

176 My bad, sorry I got that wrong....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:19 PM (IQ6Gq)

177 JQ, I am sorry. That is sad.

Posted by: Ronster at July 04, 2026 08:19 PM (Wr7co)

178 165 Hubby didn't recognize me today, so that's just the crap icing on the poop cake.
Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:00 PM (rdVOm)

So sorry to read this JQ. Hope there are better days still to make up for the tough ones.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 08:20 PM (QGaXH)

179 I wouldn't say no to a beer if somebody is serving....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 08:22 PM (QGaXH)

180 Coming right up sir....bottle or glass? And would you like some appetizers?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

181 It's possible that he will recognize me tomorrow-- his delusions come & go-- but this was the first time he acted like I'm a total stranger. Knew the day would eventually come, but it's still a shocker.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:23 PM (rdVOm)

182 The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

Pina colada, please..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 08:23 PM (nbLIj)

183 180 Coming right up sir....bottle or glass? And would you like some appetizers?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

Thank you Grateful. Bottle is fine.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 08:26 PM (QGaXH)

184 Evening, TRex, and Hobby Horde. I will hang out here, because not really into movies.

Hobby-related, anyway: I like wrenching on cars, especially Studebakers, and I have a friend's '63 Lark VI in the yard right now. Poor thing lost oil pressure, and a rod is knocking. This right after a $6000 rebuild of the engine (not by me, fortunately). Got the accessories stripped off the engine, and am mostly ready to pull it. Where am I going to put it? Doh! On an engine stand, of course. My sturdy 4-wheel engine stand is occupied, so I have the old 3-wheeled one, but it is tippy, and a six-cylinder engine makes it more so. What to do? Bingo! I found an old riding mower deck, put the rear axle back in it, and with a little "massaging" of the metal I was able to bolt the engine stand securely to it using U-bolts. It is solid. Bad news? One of the front tires is shot, and I have zero 5" turf tires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 08:27 PM (1z8ji)

185 Can't do that here in AZ. Neighbors get pissy when you set the town on fire.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 04, 2026 05:39 PM (+9wcF)

I have some mortars and rockets bought in NM last year. Maybe use them for New Years eve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 08:29 PM (1z8ji)

186 And one Pina Colada for JK...appetizers?

JQ, when an aunt who was like a mother to me had no idea who I was I was absolutely stunned into silence (which never happens), felt like someone kicked me in the gut. The worst part was there was nothing I could do...
Of course when a great aunt went down the dementia road she thought I was my grandmother (her sister) and I leaned all types of things!!1

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:29 PM (IQ6Gq)

187 AOP, you want a beer while you hang out?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

188 One of the front tires is shot, and I have zero 5" turf tires.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But you *do* have a pair of six-ers, right? Swap them both?

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:31 PM (rdVOm)

189 184 What to do? Bingo! I found an old riding mower deck, put the rear axle back in it, and with a little "massaging" of the metal I was able to bolt the engine stand securely to it using U-bolts. It is solid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 08:27 PM
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I love this. Garage bodging at its best!

Posted by: TRex - spark plug dino at July 04, 2026 08:32 PM (IQ6Gq)

190 A gun's explosive power is contained within metal. A firework? *Cardboard* around the powder? Uh, Homie don't play dat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)

Cardboard is safer. When it goes bang! You get showered in confetti. If metal breaks, it becomes shrapnel. Or the bullet becomes a deadly projectile.

I have had firecrackers explode in my hand. It smarts, like hitting your fingers with a hammer. But ten minutes later, fingers are OK.

Really large fireworks could injure by concussion, but more likely by burns. Use common sense, and they are safe enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 08:33 PM (1z8ji)

191 Grateful, thanks for your story! I've read that dementia can sort of send a person back in time like that. Who knows who hubby was "seeing" or maybe I just don't look like anyone else from his past. :shrug:

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:34 PM (rdVOm)

192 Been cleaning my lead pile. Virtually all comes from lead drywall. A lead sheet is glued under high pressure to a sheet of drywall. The paper residue comes off, the mastic better than 1/3.
I could have over 500 pounds
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

Lead drywall is for sound deadening, right? I remember lining engine spaces on power yachts with sheet lead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 08:38 PM (1z8ji)

193 JQ, it's a completely irrational mystery. And a very sad one at that. Sorry you have to walk that path, we send thoughts and prayers your way....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

194 Anyone want another drink or more food? Still plenty left before Club ONT opens....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:40 PM (IQ6Gq)

195 One more Iced Tea, please, and that should do it-- my nerves are calming nicely.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:43 PM (rdVOm)

196 Here you are my dear, and let's freshen that coaster for you too.....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

197 "Freshen that coaster" haha, back in the day we'd say "let me change your diaper" and put a fresh napkin down.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:45 PM (rdVOm)

198 Ah, Club ONT invested is some fine cardboard coasters, from back when Doggo was still around...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

199 I'm looking forward to tonight's Club ONT! Don't want to be *too snockered* for it!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:47 PM (rdVOm)

200 Just don't tell anyone. I found them in a closet and moved them so we have them for the pre Club ONT party!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

201 I know nuthzink!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:50 PM (rdVOm)

202 "As a boy in Florida I would stay up late at night with a simple AM radio seeing what I could pull in."

I still do that! AM BCB DX listening is fun.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

As a kid, I had a fantastic old tube radio. Had a slide-rule dial on a drum that rotated to give you 4 bands. And it was dead-nuts one, too. AM band had graduations every 10kc, which is the channel spacing, and by golly, it would pick up a station at every tick mark on that dial. In Vancouver, BC, I could get WWL in New Orleans nearly every night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 08:56 PM (1z8ji)

203 AOP, you want a beer while you hang out?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 08:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

I just finished a Caesar. And I am going to have another one. Then make a pot of spaghetti for dinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:01 PM (1z8ji)

204 But you *do* have a pair of six-ers, right? Swap them both?
Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 08:31 PM (rdVOm)

I do, but the bore size of the hubs does not match the spindle size of the power deck. Called my friend, the guy who owns the Lark. He has a bunch of mower parts. He will call me back if he finds one. Otherwise, a trip to Princess Auto tomorrow for a Yang Poon tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:05 PM (1z8ji)

205 Yang Poon does have its uses, LOL!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)

206 Yang Poon does have its uses, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)

I could probably get a good made-in-USA Carlisle tire from the tire store on Monday, but I don't know if a seldom-used hand-pushed contrivance needs a "good" tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:18 PM (1z8ji)

207 I could probably get a good made-in-USA Carlisle tire from the tire store on Monday, but I don't know if a seldom-used hand-pushed contrivance needs a "good" tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Exactly. No sense in spending more than minimum to get the job done.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:19 PM (rdVOm)

208 >>No sense in spending more than minimum to get the job done.

I mean... for a *one time* job!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:22 PM (rdVOm)

209 Exactly. No sense in spending more than minimum to get the job done.
Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:19 PM (rdVOm)

For a lot of stuff, you really don't need a pneumatic tire to get the job done. A stack of plywood semi circles glued up around the rim would work fine, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:25 PM (1z8ji)

210 >>A stack of plywood semi circles glued up around the rim would work fine, too.

For something a bit lighter-duty than an engine stand, I'd reckon. LOL.

My engine stand has teeny metal casters. PITA if there's any speck of dust on the floor!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:30 PM (rdVOm)

211 For something a bit lighter-duty than an engine stand, I'd reckon. LOL.

My engine stand has teeny metal casters. PITA if there's any speck of dust on the floor!
Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:30 PM (rdVOm)

Eh, a stack of glued-up plywood semicircles could carry 500 pounds, easy. Look at wagon wheels. They carried tons. The engine stand I used had three 3" iron casters. Rolled great on a smooth concrete floor. Not so good on rough turf.

I want a pneumatic tire on this puppy because I have an idea to make the old mower into a little run-about go-fer cart with a small gasoline engine to drive it. The rear axle is a transaxle, with a brake on it, and a forward-reverse gear selector. All I need is a small gas engine, say 3 HP, some V-belts and a centrifugal clutch. Got all that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:41 PM (1z8ji)

212 I had no idea the hobby thread continued on as an underground alternative to the movie thread....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 09:47 PM (QGaXH)

213 Home-style "junkyard wars" hahahaha, I love it!

Here's this pile of stuff-- make something useful out of it.

You're a gem, AOP!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:48 PM (rdVOm)

214 I had no idea the hobby thread continued on as an underground alternative to the movie thread....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Why not? No sense OTing another thread. It's not as if we'll be auto-banned for posting to one this recent.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:49 PM (rdVOm)

215 I had no idea the hobby thread continued on as an underground alternative to the movie thread....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 09:47 PM (QGaXH)

Eh, why not? I, for one, rarely have anything useful to contribute to the movie thread, seeing as I have long given up going to movies, and the thread rarely touches on the classics I might have seen. So instead of being the dog in the manger on the movie thread, I will play here until the ONT rolls around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:50 PM (1z8ji)

216 It's almost ONT time anyway. I'm getting butterflies....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 09:51 PM (QGaXH)

217 If I'm not mistaken, I made a little contribution to tonight's ONT. Butterflies, indeed!

Looking forward to seeing it, however imperfect it may be...

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

218 Well, time for me to cook up some grub for supper. Back for the ONT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)

219 I don't spend money on movies-- those "people" hate me, so why should I give them money?

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:55 PM (rdVOm)

220 Later, AOP!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:56 PM (rdVOm)

221
Very dry here but people are already shooting off fireworks. I love fireworks but dang i am praying there won't be any wildfires.



It is going to be a long night.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 09:56 PM (/QHx4)

222 215 Eh, why not? I, for one, rarely have anything useful to contribute to the movie thread, seeing as I have long given up going to movies, and the thread rarely touches on the classics I might have seen. So instead of being the dog in the manger on the movie thread, I will play here until the ONT rolls around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 09:50 PM (1z8ji)

My wife accuses me, with good reason, of living in the past. I tell her I like the past. I know how it turns out.

Once, when I managed a small group of engineers, one of my early career engineers came into my office on Monday morning asking 'what did you do this weekend, watch old black and white movies with John Wayne in them?'

I thought to myself 'I'm too open with these people....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 09:56 PM (QGaXH)

223
JQ,

I agree with you. Why fund people who want us dead.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 09:57 PM (/QHx4)

224 Very dry here but people are already shooting off fireworks. I love fireworks but dang i am praying there won't be any wildfires.
It is going to be a long night.
Posted by: four seasons

I hear ya! Same...

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:58 PM (rdVOm)

225 Been watering, moving sprinklers all afternoon, in anticipation of tonight's *warzone*

Happy birfday, USA!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 09:59 PM (rdVOm)

226 3 d ONT is up!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 04, 2026 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

227 Not really an underground alternative, just a pre Club ONT party...have to get the place ready, might as well have some company and share stories, have drinks and eat the appetizers!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 04, 2026 10:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

228 We can see monster fireworks displays at 5 locstions from our deck, some as far away as 4 milesand some as close as 200 yards.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 10:26 PM (LHPAg)

229 203 i only ever knew them as bloody mary's until letterkenny had the episode about the recipe naming contest.
also an episode where stuart is grilling glenn on pyrotechnics, and glenn's depth of understanding finally silences the skid.

Posted by: cmeat at July 05, 2026 01:04 PM (R11M+)

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, July 4

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.


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Worried about the safety of your pets around fireworks? We have already had two nights of fireworks in the neighborhood and our remaining little dog seems to be okay as long as he is indoors. Not like some of our other dogs, the biggest of whom hid in the bathtub in the only room in the house without a window.

Any tips for helping our furry or feathered friends?

Here's another tip:

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Meet The PetMorons

We are missing photos for some PetMorons for which we have descriptions! Time to get some pets to pose! If I missed any, let me know.

On the home front, we had a tiny kitty show up and shoulder its way among the older kittens who were presented by their mama not long ago. I need to take photos of them, too!

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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde


A bit late for today's garden thread, but this afternoon my wife took a few photos of a robin in our driveway killing and eating a DeKay's brown snake! They're pretty small, so I guess it's not that different from a big earthworm?

Intrepid Liaison/Admiral Ackbar, June 20


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Intrepid Liaison/Admiral Ackbar, July 3, from Hawaii

I have not managed to acquire many quality photos of the islands diverse fauna yet, and some of my best involve, of all things, feral chickens, which freely roam the island, including the streets of Honolulu.


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, June 27

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Been considering a pet spider since last week?

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Some are not as colorful as last week's specimens but can be distinctive.

And others remind us that the world is diverse.

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1 Here kitty kitties!

Posted by: Lady Calling Kitties at July 04, 2026 03:33 PM (3z4Sn)

2 Meow

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 04, 2026 03:34 PM (yEz+x)

3 Kit-TAY.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Kt19C)

4 Happy Caturday everyone
Watching on ABC many communities have pet parades, bring you pet out⁸

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 03:35 PM (qEb4U)

5 Lots of flags flying along the beach condos. Time to turn on The baseball game and take a walk!

Let’s go Mariners!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 04, 2026 03:35 PM (yEz+x)

6 No dogs? No boobs? What is this the art thread?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 03:41 PM (Kt19C)

7
Bath for Diana today. In a month, she's set to reappear on the show scene. So instead of a maintenance bath, she got a show bath; the difference is the shampoos and conditioner used.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i)

8 Afternoon, pet folken!

That leaf-mimicking spider is amazing. Not least because they named it for one of the houses of Hogwarts!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 03:48 PM (wzUl9)

9 Meow...

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at July 04, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

10 Build it and they will come……

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 03:53 PM (bEwGx)

11 Fireworks by you? We heard a few go off last night. Fortunately we'd already given Stirling, who is a big 'fraidy-cat about such things, some calming treats. They're pretty much just melatonin, not anything Rx or strong like that. One treat per pound of body weight. (He takes fourteen.)

We gave Dagny eight or nine, as she is much smaller. She also is less disturbed by noises or even by the vacuum cleaner. Both seemed pretty smoothed out; Stirling clambered into my lap, and Dagny curled up atop the couch behind my head. I guess we'll do it again tonight.

The funny thing: Stirling was a super-confident kitten, all the way from June '21, when I adopted him, to New Year's Eve that year. July 4 didn't bother him -- but suddenly the rattle of NYE fireworks sent him scurrying under the bed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)

12 I have noticed something odd with Patsy. With most cats, when they are kneading or "making biscuits", they just move their front feet. Not Patsy. She also moves her back leg on the opposite side. And she likes to nip you. She has adjusted to being an inside cat and is pretty good most days.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 03:59 PM (bkuEU)

13 Feral chickens? Is there any other kind? I think if you asked any Rooster out there if they counsider themselves "domesticated" they'd tilt their heads, adjust their eyepatch, maybe even fiddle with the toothpick hanging out of their beaks while sizing you up.

That's your cue to run....run fast, hard, and don't look back.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 04:01 PM (dIske)

14 Good afternoon all,

I hope everyone is having a great Independence Day!

Small update on our cats.

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Posted by: Joyenz at July 04, 2026 04:07 PM (2F0/Y)

15 I have noticed something odd with Patsy. With most cats, when they are kneading or "making biscuits", they just move their front feet. Not Patsy. She also moves her back leg on the opposite side. And she likes to nip you. She has adjusted to being an inside cat and is pretty good most days.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026


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Stirling has recently gotten the idea that it would be fun to nip my arm after he finishes milk-treading it, and before he leaves my lap. I've been careful not to give him the opportunity. If he starts to, I scruff him like his mother and give him a stern, loud "NO!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)

16 No fireworks here. It doesn't get dark, so we save them for New Years. But plenty of folks shooting, so there's that. Some of those folks could be us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 04:12 PM (bl07w)

17 Some isolated fireworks are going off here, and Stirling is sitting, fairly relaxed, on the living room carpet. Maybe he's outgrowing this kitten fear of sharp noises that are nowhere near him and in fact are outside his safe territory.

The late Marie-Antoinette once feared the vacuum cleaner. A few years went by, and she no longer scurried away, but sat atop the dinette table and watched -- much as little Dagny does now. Either Marie concluded her humans would never let the growling roaring thing hurt her, or her hearing was falling off and she no longer was disturbed by the higher frequencies. Maybe both?

Big black Wolf dashed to hide in the bathroom the moment he saw me take out the machine. He'd realized I brought it into the bathroom, if necessary, last of the rooms. Stirling has concluded the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9)

18 Just finished trimming the pooch's claws with the dremmel-like trimmer contraption off Amazon. Distracted him with peanut butter. The dremmel works much quicker, but makes too much noise for him to abide.

The cat looked on in bemusement.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 04:14 PM (XvL8K)

19 Yay, cats!

Posted by: Howard Philips Lovecraft at July 04, 2026 04:15 PM (gKWVE)

20 We are off to Kasilof to go fishing and the dogs are going on vacation to the pet resort. I expect they prefer that, even though I'm sure they'd love to roll in fish guts and chase seagulls. If we took them with, there would be a whole lot of dog watching and very little fishing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 04:15 PM (bl07w)

21 "8 Afternoon, pet folken!

That leaf-mimicking spider is amazing. Not least because they named it for one of the houses of Hogwarts!"
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Wow! I didn't notice! Adds a new dimension to the video when the guy picks the spider up.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 04:16 PM (rdeQO)

22 Apparently, Mrs. JTB and I are easy to train.

We lost Precious the Bichon a year ago this week to a brain tumor. We only had her for two years, adopted her from the county rescue when she was 14. To this day we still expect her to be here. Have to stop from throwing popcorn on the floor for her treat. Think we have to get home from errands quickly to take her for a walk. Still kind of shuffle around the house so we don't step on her paw.

It's not sadness we feel since we made her last years as pleasant as possible. But we still have frequent "Oh yeah. We don't have to do that" moments.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 04:16 PM (yTvNw)

23 Spider on the ceiling:

https://youtu.be/BBiczdCEBMM?si=2hqcOzVOG5P0IRkx

This one never fails to make me laugh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 04:19 PM (CHHv1)

24 That leaf-mimicking spider is amazing. Not least because they named it for one of the houses of Hogwarts!"
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Wow! I didn't notice! Adds a new dimension to the video when the guy picks the spider up.
Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026


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The spelling, with a "y" instead of an "i," is distinctive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:20 PM (wzUl9)

25 Comment on the Huntsman spider molting thread: "If I see this happening in my room, I am handing over the house keys to him and moving to a new country"

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 04:23 PM (rdeQO)

26 It's not sadness we feel since we made her last years as pleasant as possible. But we still have frequent "Oh yeah. We don't have to do that" moments.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026


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It was strange indeed from March of '21 until Stirling's arrival in June, after Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat passed. Not only did I miss him and his "brother" Wolf, but it was odd not having to buy cat litter and police the box. I'd always had at least one cat and sometimes two in my life since 1983.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:24 PM (wzUl9)

27 I posted our official unofficial mascot with patriotic regalia on x, but failed to send it in. Shame on me, I am sorry.

Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 04:26 PM (pZEOD)

28 Comment on the Huntsman spider molting thread: "If I see this happening in my room, I am handing over the house keys to him and moving to a new country"
Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026


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My mother always advised me not to kill spiders in the house. "They kill other things you want around even less."

I expect she was not talking about black widows or brown recluse spiders, though. In western Canada, where she lived until age twelve, I don't know if they had those. Those species probably existed in Florida where she lived later, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)

29 According to Wiki, neither the black widow nor the brown recluse spider lives in Canada. The black widow is found in FL, but the recluse is not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:36 PM (wzUl9)

30 Our cats were never really affected by loud fireworks. Mischa would get a tad nervous, but would simply find her spot under our bed and go to sleep.

They were far more terrified of the hailstorms that pummeled us all too often.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 04, 2026 04:37 PM (0aYVJ)

31 I got my two kittehs as 8 week old kittens 8 years ago and had them posted to the pet thread shortly after. Time flies at ludicrous speed.

I'll send that photo and a current photo for next week's pet thread.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2026 04:38 PM (/WQyy)

32 Ten years ago today we rescued tiny MadisonTheKitten from the middle of a busy intersection. She fit in my hand and both her back legs were broken. Today she’s MadisonTheCat and completey normal (for a cat), weighs 13 pounds, a strong black kat.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 04:39 PM (LHPAg)

33 There seems to be a nasty trend I'm seeing around here of animals being dumped. Recently a young dog, not much more than a pup, was rescued from a dumpster. Earlier this year, three kittens were rescued from *atop the Miss. River Bridge*! They must have been dumped out of a car (there is no pedestrian walkway or bike lane on that bridge) and had gone to hide under a grating, where bridge workers found them and fished them out.

How much of a slime mold must a person be to do that? The SPCA is not far away, wherever you are, and they don't charge you if you bring in a found animal. They do if you're surrendering an animal, but not if you've simply found it. Infuriating.

(cont.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:48 PM (wzUl9)

34 (cont.) I know the SPCA doesn't charge for found animals, because in the summer of '19, I found a skinny and clearly ill black cat in my complex. He was not feral; he came to me for food. I got him into a carrier with some trouble and brought him to the SPCA station. He was FIV positive, so it was a good thing I didn't try to bring him around my two. They couldn't save him, though they tried for a month. At least he had that time in a comfortable, safe environment with people to tend to him.

They asked me to name him. "Skinny Puss" wouldn't help him get adopted. I chose "Paladin": He was a knight without armor in a savage land.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:50 PM (wzUl9)

35 28: My mother always advised me not to kill spiders in the house. "They kill other things you want around even less."

I expect she was not talking about black widows or brown recluse spiders, though. In western Canada, where she lived until age twelve, I don't know if they had those. Those species probably existed in Florida where she lived later, though.

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Well, Wolfus, Black Widows live in some South-western parts of Canada and maybe sometimes elsewhere in Canada, but I was not aware of brown recluse spiders growing up outside the South. My mother used to watch black widows make webs in the corners of a sleeping porch in Utah without worrying about them. But I was terrified of black widows growing up. They nested at the bottom corners of our basement stairs.

One of my friends had one crawl up her leg in gym class. Still remember it.

My cousin (my age) was scared of all spiders.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 04:51 PM (rdeQO)

36 Well, Wolfus, Black Widows live in some South-western parts of Canada and maybe sometimes elsewhere in Canada, but I was not aware of brown recluse spiders growing up outside the South. My mother used to watch black widows make webs in the corners of a sleeping porch in Utah without worrying about them. But I was terrified of black widows growing up. They nested at the bottom corners of our basement stairs.

One of my friends had one crawl up her leg in gym class. Still remember it.

My cousin (my age) was scared of all spiders.
Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026


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Until she was twelve, my mother lived in a small town in Saskatchewan. Saskatoon was "the big city" to them. So that was way out on the prairies. Black widows live out there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:53 PM (wzUl9)

37 OT: Someone here needs to send a photo in to the Gun Thread.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 04:54 PM (rdeQO)

38 Some of our neighbors and nearby neighborhoods have been setting mortars and other bangs off for a few days now, even after 11pm. Our cats have been freaking out.

Last night they almost sent all their food flying in a panic. You can just imagine 6+ cats all scattering in every direction.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 04, 2026 04:54 PM (2F0/Y)

39 I find it hard to believe there are feral chickens wandering around any where. I have my grandmother's recipe for dumplings and gravy that are the perfect complement.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 04:56 PM (fkjGs)

40 We're getting hit with a bad storm right now. Cats are scared.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 04, 2026 04:59 PM (2F0/Y)

41 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 04:53 PM

I think black widows would be more likely to live closer to the U.S. border. They prefer warm, dry conditions.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 05:03 PM (rdeQO)

42 That leaf-mimicking spider clearly didn't like being picked up. They cut the video as it was about to become the FO phase of FAFO.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2026 05:17 PM (cWLG3)

43 We're getting hit with a bad storm right now. Cats are scared.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 04, 2026


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Storms generally have never bothered any of my cats. I guess I'm lucky.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

44 A few days ago had the carport door open as stormed rolled in. It was late at night with rain pouring and thunder popping. Isis and Pip were indoors, out of the weather. Isis sitting in the open door watching.

Then lightning struck close by and the thunder boomed at 11 in less than a second. Isis shot out the door like lightning to hide while Pip kept his face buried in the dry food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2026 05:31 PM (sUDUf)

45 lol Anna!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 05:39 PM (D4LRG)

46 Noodus hobbyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 05:40 PM (wzUl9)

47 The "here kitty kitty" photo reminds me of a story about my oldest aunt. My mom and all of my aunts have whatever gene it is that makes them suckers for stray animals. My aunt at one time was feeding 30 feral cats until disease thinned the heard.

She and my uncle lived on a large, tree shaded property on a lake. One Christmas all of the family was gathered at my aunt's house. When it was time to feed the cats she filled 3 or 4 giant pans with cat chow and took them outside to the patio and called "kitty, kitty, kitty." Cats converged from all directions--running from the lake, dropping from the trees, racing down the hill. It was quite a sight!

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at July 04, 2026 05:40 PM (TrISa)

48 Pepperoni is a border collie that came to our place a couple of years ago. No collar and never showed up on the missing pet page. He is still pretty much a wild dog. Scary smart. Very defensive even though he is spoiled rotten like the other two rescue doggies. He bit me last week while the wife was putting on a flea collar. I expected that. Thunderstorms and gunfire cause him a lot of stress. He stays glued to my side. While kinda cute I do feel sorry for the pup. I’ll have company tonight. Happy 4th to all of you!!

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 04, 2026 05:47 PM (gN+5I)

49 Storms generally have never bothered any of my cats. I guess I'm lucky.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

The cats who panic the most are the Chili's and Cheese families. Even their kittens who have never been outside get extremely scared. They'll run through the house in panic and others dive for cover under tables and beds.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 04, 2026 05:59 PM (2F0/Y)

50 Just got off the lake. PTL son's GSP didn't fall off the pontoon. She's a handful. Wore me out.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 04, 2026 06:38 PM (dmoni)

Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, July 4!

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Happy Independence Day! I think the Cleome flowers above sort of resemble fireworks.

Hi KT!

The sunflowers are growing so tall in this heat. The one below is way above my head and is almost ready to bloom although the flowers will be very hard to see without a ladder

Other summer flowers are just now blooming. The cleome or spider flowers are something I started from seed this spring.

The bee balm is full of bees, as advertised

The gray headed cone flowers have just started to bloom. Yellow finches love them!


Hope you have a wonderful Independence Day!

Mrs. Leggy

Well, the birds and bees are loving your yard! Can't wait for those big sunflowers!

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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

Intrepid Liaison/Admiral Ackbar and his wife have moved to Hawaii, and send us a recipe idea to remind us of where they are:

As a 100% pureblooded cracker, let me offer everyone a friendly, culturally-appropriated "aloha" now that I'm fully moved and integrated on these conquered isles. . .

We will be posting many of their photos in the future, but for today, "a culinary abomination guaranteed to traumatize CBD's food thread (and give diabetes to anyone even gazing upon it)"

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Hi,

I have had this strawberry plant for 3 yrs now. It produces smaller berries but sweet ones. I would like to know, do I cut off the stems where the berries grew or leave them? I can't remember them being so strong or apparent in the last couple of years?

Thank you for a wonderful gardening thread.

Sidney

Are these regular strawberries, alpine or wild strawberries?

Any cultivation instruction from those with experience?


FOODS FROM THE AMERICAS

Growing corn this year? How about popcorn? What is your favorite type?

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I keep imagining how someone one day pulled this out of the ground and had the idea to eat it

Are you a fan?

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From George V:

A few days ago the sunny humid day brought some pop-up showers and thunderstorms in the late afternoon to our home in southeast Michigan. With the sun low in the sky we were treated to magnificent sun showers as the storms pulled away. I was in our sun room out back watching it rain and as the last storm moved out it left a little rainbow that just spanned our back yard. I ran inside as quick as I could to get my phone. I was able to get a picture through our family room window just before it faded away. It was truly wonderful to see, and felt sort of like a blessing.

W0w. What a great thing!


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Gardens of The Horde

What's going on in your garden or neighborhood?

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:

ktinthegarden at g mail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, June 27


I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Oh please not first!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 04, 2026 01:34 PM (NnhvP)

2 Oops. Ill fetch them

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 04, 2026 01:34 PM (NnhvP)

3 Fetched.
Thank you for the Great pictures K.T.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 04, 2026 01:36 PM (NnhvP)

4 Good afternoon Greenthumbs
Don't forget our feathered friends

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 01:39 PM (Ia/+0)

5 I think I would rather have strawberries on french toast than Fruity Pebbles.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 01:43 PM (rdeQO)

6 I put up the first batch of spicy sweet pickles last week. Cukes are growing like mad in the greenhouse. Weeds everywhere in the beds outside, but I'm fighting them back. Horsetail and chickweed are the worst offenders and darn hard to eradicate. Beans and potatoes coming up, carrots beginning to show, dill and parsley both fanning out already. The lingonberry plants I put in last year are just now beginning to fruit, but they haven't spread so there are very few of them so far. Dug out the lousy old strawberries and planted a better species. May or may not get a lot off them this year. The hascaps should be ready next week or so, so plenty of jelly to make. I went medieval on the raspberries this spring, and now they are flourishing. Tomatoes and peppers growing apace in the greenhouse.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 01:47 PM (bl07w)

7 Having grown up in Wyoming, June snow in the mountains is far from unusual. Not sure how the fukishima quake could radically alter the jet stream. Makes little sense.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 04, 2026 02:00 PM (0aYVJ)

8 Strawberries on French Toast is good, had that other day

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 02:00 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Cassava - Yuca - Manioc is one of the oldest crops in South America. As a subsistence crop it is very easy to grow, has few pests and can live on poor sandy soil. It could be first gathered, then gardened with minimal care by ranging hunter gatherers, then intensively gardened. The down side is that it is full of bitter cyanide compounds that must be washed out of the starch or cooked out before the root is edible. It is the source of tapioca by the way.
It won't grow anywhere that the winters get to freezing, and it can't tolerate wet soil while dormant.
There are a lot of native new world staple plants that need to have toxins or indigestible sugars and fiber cooked or washed out of them.

That big old machete the guy is using is only good for cutting cane and cassava, if you use it on woody stuff it tends to chip the cutting edge.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 02:01 PM (rbvCR)

10 The jet stream is broken and it’s been broken since the Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 02:01 PM (yMhwm)

11 We recently started buying house plants, since we no longer have cats. So far it's going very well. There is one that is kind of temperamental, but misting the leaves and putting it in the sun for a couple hours perks it right up. I actually think the pot is too small, so I am going to take acre of that soon. Next I want to get some cacti and some more succulents.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 04, 2026 02:02 PM (0aYVJ)

12 I am trying to pickle some early plums. They are just edged on being ripe, and it is a wonderful crop.
I followed a Russian recipe on pickling yellow plums, and in a month or so I guess I will know if it was a success or not.
Right now it is bubbling and the brine is still clear-ish.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 02:03 PM (rbvCR)

13 We have a row of cassava.
Wifey wants it.

We haven't done a thing with it yet.
One of these days maybe she'll make some pearls for smoothies...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2026 02:04 PM (/lPRQ)

14 cassava is a pretty plant and you will have no pests on it.
One Vlogger, David the Good, has spent a lot of time trying to get it to grow in Alabama, and has not had a lot of luck.
There are some videos of how to process it, and how to use the washed out starch, though most of them are in Spanish and Portuguese.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

15 My corn is waist high, the sunflowers are taller than I am, and I have cut all the cabbages.

I have a question, I seem to have a bunch of mini cabbages coming off the stumps, will they grow to second crop, and should I trim back all but one of the tiny heads to encourage them to get big?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 02:13 PM (rbvCR)

16 I'm heading back outside to continue raking up after the storm. No major damage but I have so many very large trees.

There a yellow lotus in the front yard. Huge. Always dropping branches I have to pick up before mowing, I've mowed it's leaves into December - in Canada. Leaves and branches were everywhere. I asked permission and did my neighbours' yard explaining it was all from my tree.

I'm thinking of calling it "The Giving Tree."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 04, 2026 02:24 PM (Sco7b)

17 Pug,
I'm glad my cats can't read. Neither has ever bothered the plants, with the exception of catmint--I cut off stems of that and strew them on the floor and the cats go crazy and then pass out like drunks. But otherwise they leave everything alone.

Posted by: Wenda at July 04, 2026 02:36 PM (3uyrB)

18 BUMPER CROP OF CUKES? ... The salad linked below is very refreshing when made with the English cucumber called for in the recipe ... I imagine it would be equally good or better if small/young home-grown cukes were used ... I make it in small batches, but prepare the dressing in bulk so it's always on hand:

https://bellyfull.net/apple-date-celery-salad/

Posted by: Kathy at July 04, 2026 02:38 PM (MOK4W)

19 18 BUMPER CROP OF CUKES? ... The salad linked below is very refreshing when made with the English cucumber called for in the recipe ... I imagine it would be equally good or better if small/young home-grown cukes were used ... I make it in small batches, but prepare the dressing in bulk so it's always on hand:

https://bellyfull.net/apple-date-celery-salad/
Posted by: Kathy at July 04, 2026 02:38 PM (MOK4W
Bag excess cules up and give to homeless.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 02:49 PM (bEwGx)

20 Lemme guess. "Jet Stream is broken" guy blames it on the radiation released from failed cooling ponds at the Fukushima nuke plant?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1z8ji)

21 Watched a pair of small butterflies do an incredible air-dance around the front yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 02:57 PM (XeU6L)

22
KT,

Thank you for the garden thread.

It is fun reading what people across are growing.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 03:00 PM (/QHx4)

23 If an eruption put volcanic ash into the atmosphere, that would cause cooling.

The recent rain has been grat for my little trees and the weeds. I don't think any Asian pears will make it. Have one dead so far and the other two aren't putting out a lot of leaves. The other trees look good. One of the berry bushes has put out some fruit. I think it is a marionberry. Fruit is purple, sweet and large. I'll see how it goes over the winter and replace any trees that don't make it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 03:05 PM (bkuEU)

24 Good afternoon all.
Still very very hot here but my containers seem to be holding up.
Bought a small bird bath and some seed to try and attract a few birds. They found the seed but so far no interest in the bath.
Are baby orange peppers supposed to turn orange before you pick them?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 04, 2026 03:11 PM (kJmSS)

25 blames it on the radiation released from failed cooling ponds at the Fukushima nuke plant?
And gladiator movies.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 03:19 PM (Kt19C)

26 82°, sunny in Van Nuys. Feels hotter. Humidity 34%.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

27 So Happy! I found *two* little green peeper frogs among my plants when watering today. I knew there had to be some around, because I've heard them in the past, but this is the first time I've actually seen them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 04, 2026 03:24 PM (lFFaq)

28 "The jet stream is broken and it’s been broken since the Large Hardon Collider."

guffaw

Posted by: Abby Normal at July 04, 2026 03:28 PM (jrgJz)

29 99 degrees here is se Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 03:29 PM (qEb4U)

30 This thread males me so happy every week.

In a world gone mad, an endless cortisol fountain...

The Gardening Post helps.

Posted by: Sifty at July 04, 2026 03:31 PM (GIk44)

31
78 degrees here in SW Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 03:32 PM (/QHx4)

32 High fog, cold, dark, breezy, awful, 63.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

33 Guess we'll have to have a strawberry culture feature soon.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 03:38 PM (rdeQO)

34 merely 98F here under overcast skies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 04, 2026 03:50 PM (NnhvP)

35 Well, lunch break is over. Back to the salt mines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 04:03 PM (1z8ji)

36 In the meantime, Sidney, examine the stems to see if there are any joints on them that look like they might sprout roots. Regular strawberries are often propagated by pinning "runners" down to soil next to a row of existing strawberries.

Posted by: KT at July 04, 2026 04:28 PM (rdeQO)

37 Notsothoreau, I water my new fruit trees, even now when they are big enough to survive on their own. I run the water from my hand dish washing though a worm bin and dump those on my trees, but before I had the bin I had several five gallon buckets that I drilled small holes in the base, and filled those and let them run onto the base of the trees. It seems to get them to survive better.

I admit that I lost a transplanted rose when I tried that a couple years ago. I transplanted too late, and we didn't get rain for 4 months.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 05:19 PM (rbvCR)

38 Apologizes, a very busy weekend. The strawberries are Home Depot regular variety. They do produce thru the summer. I've seen runners on the plant but not so much this year, yet, just the baby plants that have sprouted up in the back of the planter. I'll leave the shoots and see if I get more strawberries from them.

Posted by: sidney at July 05, 2026 02:51 PM (rzwGB)

Happy 250th Anniversary!

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Courtesy Robert and Holly

Anybody remember this?


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I remember community celebrations on ordinary Independence Days, too. How about you?

In particular, a person who will remain nameless here (with whom I had gone to a community program and who was featured on that program) accidentally stepped off the stage into a tub of watermelons at the park. Memorable!

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Keeping Track of History

Frank Luntz:

This is an incredible account that posts moments from American history as they happened 250 years ago from the date of each tweet.


Go to the main page for the latest tweets from this account, but older ones are also interesting.

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The tweets don't just address American history:


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Where do we go from here?

Year 251 Wilfred M. McClay

The 250th has once again brought the Declaration back into view, and much good can come of that fact, if we are willing and able to embrace it fully, courageously, with a willingness to hear what it is telling us. Let me try to suggest in what follows some of the ways the Declaration can be used as a tool to correct, reorient, and sharpen our sense of what is foundational to our way of life. Some of this work will involve correcting inaccurate notions of what the Declaration actually said.

First of all, it is vitally important to remember that the Declaration began by referring to the colonists for whom it spoke as a “people,” who were “entitled” to a “separate and equal status” by the laws of nature and “Nature’s God.” Those words formed the basis for all that follows. It was the “peoplehood” of the Americans, their sense of belonging together in their own separate land, that formed the basis for their declaring their independence. It did not come from their acceptance of some misty notion of America as “an idea” whose time has come, and which happens to have touched down from the heavens first in this particular place.

That the Declaration has universal implications, and has found favor all over the world as one of the great charters of human liberty, is certainly true; but it does not change the immediate context in which the Declaration emerged: as an expression of an important moment of self-recognition in the life of this particular political community. With the Declaration we declared ourselves to ourselves, proposing that we were now a distinct people among the peoples of the earth. “Something we were withholding made us weak,” wrote Robert Frost, “Until we found out that it was ourselves / We were withholding from our land of living.” The Declaration laid a foundation for the new thing that we were becoming. It was a declaration grounded in national solidarity, in the right of a people to define themselves and govern themselves.

After you read (or listen to) this piece, you might want to read Buck Throckmorton's Morning Rant from yesterday again, and listen to the music at the end. The rant also suggests the right of a people to define themselves and govern themselves. And the rant gives meaning to the music.


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Weekend

Powerline has some good posts for the weekend, including their annual post on the address by Calvin Coolidge celebrating the 150 anniversary. The address features the Declaration of Independence.

And:

Steven Hayward: The Week in Pictures: Sophia and the 4th


Move over Sydney Sweeney: America has a new heroine perfectly fitted to the July 4 semiquincentennial today: She is Sophie Cunningham, Sophie being an adaptation of sophia, the ancient Greek word for wisdom. And sort of like Helen of Troy, our Sophie has launched a thousand memes. So as we celebrate today the sophia of our founding, let Sophie help point the way!

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Music

Hope I got the right performance, Hadrian.

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, June 27, Let's go forward, not backward or sideways, in medicine!

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.

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1 Happy Independence Day, 'ettes and 'rons!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at July 04, 2026 11:01 AM (xVpNO)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (NcvvS)

3 Blade snags a first on the 250th?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 04, 2026 11:04 AM (FyPhv)

4 fOURTH ON THE FOURTH?

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 04, 2026 11:05 AM (/enuJ)

5 yeah us

Posted by: doug at July 04, 2026 11:05 AM (Hy+R4)

6 Roomy.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 04, 2026 11:06 AM (mQbp+)

7 “Catherine the Great ends her affair with advisor Grigory Potemkin after the love “lost its passion.”

Mr Ed said “see ya later, loser!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 11:06 AM (H8EHh)

8
I'm told that because we're not perfect we have no reason to celebrate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 11:07 AM (O0L8i)

9 I do indeed remember the 200th. My cousins and I went out into the cotton field next to my Uncle's farm where we sat there in the deep South Texas darkness and watched the fireworks from all around. Lovely evening...

How the hell did 50 years get past me that quick?

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 04, 2026 11:07 AM (bdHbP)

10 Happiest of 250s everyone.

Deadline reported DC parade was cancelled.
Stay cool.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 04, 2026 11:08 AM (Sco7b)

11 Willowed:

322 >>They have degrees, credentials but zero knowledge of the actual world. I can't recall if it was Orwell or Lewis that said some things are so stupid that only the educated can believe them.

Look at the new wave of communists taking over the Democrat Party. Virtually all of them, including Mamdani, have never had a real job. Lots of education, zero real world knowledge.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

No experience in running even a lemonade stand, but lots and lots of hubris. Collectivism is demonic -- it requires the commission of the Sins of Pride, Wrath, Envy and Greed. Any spirit of agape' is conspicuously absent, despite their protestations of caring about the downtrodden.

I jut don't get this argument. I, unlike all the "real world" types you adore, have never failed at anything. True, I've never attempted anything, but my record is perfect.

Posted by: Zorro Mamdani at July 04, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

12 I’ve seen very little 250 related stuff in my area. Granted 4th of July is celebrated here every year with a lot of excitement as it is. Just weird to see the 250th almost ignored.

Do people just not care about the number? Personally I think it’s cooler, more significant than 200. I wasn’t around in 1976 but from what I’ve read/heard it was yuuuge deal then.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 11:10 AM (Qlrgu)

13 Been watching the Navy celebration being held in NY.
Impressive.
But if that little pissant Mamdani keeps shooting his mouth off, a couple battalions of tanks rolling down Broadway will be just as impressive.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)

14 Socialism’s appeal is simple. People love getting free shit. And will vote for those who promise it.
Children would happily vote for someone who promised them candy for dinner every night. Same concept.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 11:12 AM (Qlrgu)

15 i missed all the excitement for '76 'cause i was in yerp. dad didn't retire from the army until october '76.

Posted by: anachronda at July 04, 2026 11:14 AM (qdr3M)

16 Poll: Nearly Half of Americans Don’t Know What America’s 250th Is Celebrating

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I think it was the birth of Keith Richards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

17 Quite the show up in NYC. Must leave some conflicted.

On that note, some conflicted person there posted a photo on X of a subway car, dressed up in an Iranian flag motif.

The left never, ever misses a chance to rub your nose in their shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 11:14 AM (jehhT)

18 Taking colonial house tour

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 11:19 AM (qXs2h)

19 16 Poll: Nearly Half of Americans Don’t Know What America’s 250th Is Celebrating
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I think it was the birth of Keith Richards.



I think it's the age of the milk in my frig.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

20 >>I wasn’t around in 1976 but from what I’ve read/heard it was yuuuge deal then.

It was. I graduated high school that year.

My senior yearbook:

https://tinyurl.com/4nuzt7mn

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2026 11:21 AM (J4Dwc)

21 Earlier the Declaration of Independence was read from upstairs porch. Was easily couple hundred people for that

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 11:22 AM (qXs2h)

22 Happy 250th! As I said in the previous thread, "May the wings of liberty never lose a feather." Truly.

Going to spend the day grilling, movie watching, and fireworking.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:22 AM (gWBY1)

23 Re Jefferson and the thermometer - according to AI thermometers were hard to get luxuries in the colonies at the time and generally could be found in hubs like Philadelphia via specialized merchants. Sounds like he picked up a cool techie souviner.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at July 04, 2026 11:22 AM (jPdyB)

24 Had a Ruger mini 14 "liberty model".

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 11:23 AM (Kt19C)

25 Today we’re celebrating the defeat of Germany in WW2 on July 4th 1865. The end of the war was formally signed by President George W. Clinton in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Recent High School Graduate at July 04, 2026 11:24 AM (Qlrgu)

26 Given the heat and our lack of interest in being in crowds, the celebrations are at home today. However, there are going to be plenty of fireworks in my neighborhood.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 11:24 AM (/k3in)

27 Today we’re celebrating the defeat of Germany in WW2 on July 4th 1865. The end of the war was formally signed by President George W. Clinton in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Recent High School Graduate


Ummm, I think you forgot to mention the key role played by George Floyd.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

28 There was a Centennial celebration too. I happen to have a set of Centennial chairs--bought many (many) years ago at an auction in NYC. Summer, a small unairconditioned auction house, so not many people to bid.

Eight side chairs, two arm chairs. The backs are so intricately carved, I still stop and admire them. Two of the chairs are not in good shape, but I keep them till I can find someone to repair them properly.

At that time, small museums frequently used small auction houses when they were de-acquisitioning, and they did it anonymously, so there were occasionally great finds.

Anyway. A small reminder of a previous big day in 1876!

Posted by: Wenda at July 04, 2026 11:26 AM (3uyrB)

29 George Washington's favorite hoecake recipe:

https://www.mountvernon.org/inn/recipes/article/hoecakes

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:26 AM (gWBY1)

30 Yeah, well, I have to stay home and wash my hair that day.

Trump Floats White House Football Invite for Obama, Biden, and Bush

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:26 AM (ndZc7)

31 USAF Academy Band at Mt. Rushmore yesterday. Video on X. Unexpected vibes.

https://tinyurl.com/c4p8yk7x

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 11:27 AM (jehhT)

32 E Plebnista!... The Thing!

Posted by: Cloud William von Biden at July 04, 2026 11:28 AM (rgnea)

33 Having a Long Island Iced Tea to start the Celebration.

In a very real sense, The US exists because of Tea.

It's the elixir of Patriots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 04, 2026 11:28 AM (XV/Pl)

34 The Bicentennial was a huge deal. Everything had a tie-in to it. Now? There are so many foreigners and America hating citizens in the nation they are actively mocking and sabotaging the 250th.

We need a cleansing.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 04, 2026 11:29 AM (HXBtj)

35 No invitation for me?

Posted by: President Bubba at July 04, 2026 11:30 AM (Qlrgu)

36 That Sophie girl is growing on me. She plays basketball? 'Cause I never see any basketball, but I see a lot of non-basketball stuff. Of course, it's the WNBA, so nobody else sees much of it, either.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 04, 2026 11:30 AM (QaH55)

37 >>> Trump Floats White House Football Invite for Obama, Biden, and Bush

Trump is going to host Freddy the German at the WH! He sadly had an attempt to cancel him because he was having too much fun loving our country. Glad he's still going.

Trump met another world cup visitor and gave him a commemorative coin.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:30 AM (gWBY1)

38 Fireworks have already started on the beach by the more patriotic among us. Some well brought up 7 or 8 year old has dug in and is returning fire as best he can with some whiffle balls. We've had a few flybys of some F-18s already. They have to be out of NAS Oceana in Virginia Beach.

Day drinking is fully underway and the college-aged lifeguards are completely overwhelmed.

Wish you all were here. No, really. It would be a blast.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 11:31 AM (NXz0i)

39 35 No invitation for me?
Posted by: President Bubba


Sorry, Bill. Hillary said she had plans for you that day.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 11:32 AM (/k3in)

40 Being on the cusp of 30 years of age makes you appreciate the little things.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2026 11:34 AM (cWLG3)

41 That Sophie girl is growing on me. She plays basketball? 'Cause I never see any basketball, but I see a lot of non-basketball stuff. Of course, it's the WNBA, so nobody else sees much of it, either.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

They're invading basketball!

Stephen A. Smith Stunned by Lakers’ Building Roster Around White Players: “3 White Dudes?!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

42 Very cool yearbook, One-hour-sober!

I also graduated in 1976. Our mortar board tassels had a Liberty Bell and '76 on them.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 04, 2026 11:35 AM (3AwA+)

43 I rode my 10 speed bike to the Washington Mall to watch the fireworks on the 200th. Difficult to leave crowd walking bike out afterwards. Busses to take crowds away afterwards were late.
I stopped at intersection of Spout Run Parkway and George Washington Parkway in Arlington to redirect cars driving up wrong side of the Parkway.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 04, 2026 11:37 AM (9I1qu)

44 A couple days ago Gutfeld and crew filmed a show from the Mall and they were visibly miserable and sweaty. Lots of folks out enjoying the pavilions though.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 11:37 AM (kpS4V)

45 Happy Birthday, Horde!
America is 250 years young, today!

God bless America!

I'm gonna blow some stuff up this evening, just to let everyone know how much I love this country!

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 11:39 AM (kU0PQ)

46 >>> @ThePatriotOasis
🔥🚨 EPIC FLYOVER! Dozens of fighter jets — including the legendary Blue Angels — are flying down the Hudson River near NYC.
Our military is putting on a massive show for the 250th! 🇺🇸🔥
What a sight!

"When people say something can't be done, Americans have always proven them wrong"

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 11:39 AM (gWBY1)

47 American know how.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2224125045194097

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:40 AM (ndZc7)

48 Reddit been hilarious with the World Cup. Tons of posts asking how can people afford these tickets, when we’re in the middle of a Trump economic depression. Or the offshoot of how can so many people from South American attend the games when they’re all living in poverty there? Or how can any non-white foreigner come here when ICE Gestapo is waiting to kill them all.

The left was convinced the WC would be a total disaster because the world was boycotting due to Trump and ICE. They also live in a world where everyone is broke because capitalism is baaaaad.

Now they’re seeing every game in 60-80k stadiums sold out with tickets going for thousands of dollars on resale websites. Foreigners having the time of their lives. And their brains are short circuiting. Everything they believe isn’t real.

It’s been amusing to witness.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 11:41 AM (Qlrgu)

49 Blue Trane can get you where you need to be in 19 minutes:
youtube.com/watch?v=FmkGg1lc0hc

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:42 AM (Jr5Lq)

50 The WNBA tries to downplay attractive players like Sophie. Don't want the bull dykes to feel left out.

Posted by: Wally at July 04, 2026 11:43 AM (0e5Te)

51 I remember the Bi-Centennial Quarter with the drummer man with muscles on the flip side.

That was back before Sackameepenis and that lesbian Susan B Anthony ruined minted coinage forever and dumb Americans voted in Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Echoes of 76 at July 04, 2026 11:44 AM (g7saB)

52 E Plebnista!... The Thing!
Posted by: Cloud William von Biden at July 04, 2026 11:28 AM (rgnea)

You know, that episode is very timely in this 250th year. A great many seem to have lost the meaning of the words in that great document, hearing only that we have license instead of liberty. They happily cling to their wealth and tranquility and shun the animating contest of freedom.

Go out there today, and let the world know how much America means to you! Let them understand why you love America, even with all her wrinkles, at 250. And live such that all of the sacrifices of those in 1776 and after have been worth it!

God bless America!
(I don't care that I already said that.)

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 11:47 AM (kU0PQ)

53 ABC 7, eyewitness news
13 minutes ago

Spectacular military flyover ahead of Sail4th 250 on the Hudson
A parade in the sky of military aircraft led by the Navy's Blue Angels took place during Sail4th 250, a gathering of tall ships and military ships celebrating America's 250th birthday.

The French Air Force acrobatic squad Patrouille de France released a stream of red, white and blue while flying over the Hudson River and New York Harbor.

I must admit, there's nothing as exciting as NYC and the Blue Angles are always magnificent.

Have a lovely holiday weekend.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 11:47 AM (NFX2v)

54 We’ve been dominating the NBA for a while now.

Posted by: European Whites at July 04, 2026 11:48 AM (Qlrgu)

55 I wore wool crackerjacks.
- a squid

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 11:49 AM (LHPAg)

56 Very fine speech by Calvin Coolidge. Thanks for posting a link, K.T. And thanks for the entire thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 11:49 AM (D+BhG)

57 I love the "Top 3 Finger Pointers" meme at Powerline.

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 11:49 AM (kU0PQ)

58 Blue Angles > Crimson Curves

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

59
42 Very cool yearbook, One-hour-sober!

I also graduated in 1976. Our mortar board tassels had a Liberty Bell and '76 on them.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 04, 2026 11:35 AM (3AwA+)

Funny, I graduated in ‘77, but most of the friends I hung out with were in the class of ‘76. Some things never change!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 11:52 AM (H8EHh)

60 I was a kid but I remember the 200th as a warm time, much like the World Cup fun and fellowship we are seeing. Don't recall any one particular thing, just the feeling and the energy from everyone all summer. Joy. Gratitude. One people. We were American and we loved it. Nobody had to remind you how rare and precious. We all knew it.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at July 04, 2026 11:52 AM (jPdyB)

61 I happened to be in Washington DC in the summer of 1976, helping a friend move to the area. There was a festive holiday mood. Good feelings of unity in the country, unlike today.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 11:52 AM (WaTrL)

62 Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 11:41 AM (Qlrgu)

I have appreciated your updates . I don't watch soccer, although I'm not one of the folks who thinks it's like kickball, but I am glad about all the fans who have come here and appreciated things about the U.S.A and I certainly hope our team does well.

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 11:53 AM (D+BhG)

63 Happy 250th Morons and 'ettes!

Great photos and I LOVE that Sophie is Queen!

I guess the Dims and commies are sad today. We just had a flyover and I ran out on the deck in my nightgown and could not see the fighter planes. Imagine how Iran feels when they hear this sound of freedom!

I want a photo of them but they are gone by the time you hear them.

Have a great and safe celebration!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 04, 2026 11:56 AM (hzuYO)

64 I went to see the Boston Pops on the Esplanade on July 4th, 1976. Huge crowd and great fireworks. They always put on a great show in Boston for the 4th but that was by far the biggest crowd I ever saw.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 11:58 AM (viF8m)

65 Oh, I do remember July 4, 1976. My family were at a beach house in Dauphin Island, Alabama. It was quiet on the beach that night except for fireworks here and there as my late brother and I had beer.

Tonight might not be a lot different, minus the beer and beach. Quiet as fireworks are banned in much of the Intermountain West due to drought. Rock on!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 04, 2026 11:59 AM (hzuYO)

66 Happy 250th all ! You don't look a day over 249....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 04, 2026 11:59 AM (xp6Fy)

67
Land of Grand Tetons!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 12:03 PM (Kt19C)

68 Tip for those making a red, white, and blue cake for Independence Day: use gel food coloring, it works better and gives you richer colors.*


*except for the "classic blue," it doesn't get dark, but the red does.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 04, 2026 12:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

69 Grigory Potemkin couldn't hang with the horse.

Posted by: tsj017 at July 04, 2026 12:05 PM (xakWh)

70 Bulwark endorsed Mayor of Scranton (Joe Biden!) and current congressional candidate (PA- Paige Cognetti wants all of America (including cops) to be gun free!
AI Overview
Scranton Mayor and Democratic congressional candidate Paige Cognetti expressed support for emulating Japan's gun-control laws and disarming police in a resurfaced 2020 virtual town hall. She stated she would "love to get to a world... where our police don't have firearms and where citizens are not carrying them either," citing her time living in Japan

Daily Caller: Dem Mayor Seeking To Flip Red Seat Blue Fantasized About Disarming Police, Citizens In Resurfaced Video
https:/tinyurl.com/4nn6zk7a

Politician Wants America Gun-Free Like Japan
Colion Noir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLAz7HmHofg

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 04, 2026 12:05 PM (9aVck)

71 >>>That Sophie girl is growing on me.

She's quite attractive and mentioned recently on some popular podcast that she will marry at some point, looking for a man to take care of her (her words).

That had to have upset the feminazis listening in.

She's a male gaze magnet (strike one)

She plays in the lowly women's league that exists only because it is propped up financially by the widely more popular men's league (strike two)

She's looking for a man to take care of her (strike three)

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc)

72 That Sophie girl is growing on me. She plays basketball? 'Cause I never see any basketball, but I see a lot of non-basketball stuff. Of course, it's the WNBA, so nobody else sees much of it, either.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

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I like her style on and off the court. While playing, she is cool as a cucumber. And she really seems to be enjoying just living life. Good for her.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 12:05 PM (EqY/n)

73 Just completed marching in a 250 parade. It seemed a nice bookend to my march in 1976. Pretty sure I won’t make 300

Posted by: Community Notes at July 04, 2026 12:05 PM (GIU8b)

74 Paige Cognetti wants all of America (including cops) to be gun free!
So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 12:07 PM (Kt19C)

75 Foreigners having the time of their lives.

That's probably the part that is pissing off the folks on Reddit the most. "HOW DARE THEY BE HAPPY! DON'T THE KNOW THAT RAYSIS RETUGLIKKANS RUN THIS PLACE WITH THE CHRISTOTALIBAN!?"

(Have I ever mentioned how glad I am to not be liberal these days? Misery is overrated.)

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 12:08 PM (/k3in)

76 The Democratic Socialists of NYC, etc. are doing just fine.

NYC had the magnificent military flyover & the Tall Ships have docked nearby.

The Kelce's have donated 26 million across several major non-profits targeting "food rescue logistics," educational outreach, and specialized pediatric medical care including:

City Harvest (New York, NY): Summer Food Rescue Program, which distributes fresh food to more than 2.4 million New Yorkers.
Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO): Expanding Mobile Food Pantries & child hunger initiatives to provide roughly 2 million meals to families facing historic inflation.
The Store (Nashville, TN): Supporting their Free Grocery Store Program for low-income families to shop for fresh, healthy food with dignity.
New York Cares (New York, NY): Scaling up Volunteer-Powered Community Service Programs which mobilize tens of thousands of locals to manage urban food distribution networks.

Then there's the Grammy Museum Foundation; Dolly Parton's Imagination Library, and Education Through Music (New York, NY). And MSK Kids at Memorial Sloan Kettering (New York, NY), Children's Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 12:09 PM (NFX2v)

77 65 Oh, I do remember July 4, 1976. My family were at a beach house in Dauphin Island, Alabama. It was quiet on the beach that night except for fireworks here and there as my late brother and I had beer.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 04, 2026 11:59 AM
******

I was in Gulf Shores.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)

78 Happy Birthday America.
I wouldn’t know what liberty meant without you.

Posted by: Speller at July 04, 2026 12:11 PM (pSotA)

79 Oh, my plan is to make the Tricentennial. Don't hate me. I'm just optimistic.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 04, 2026 12:11 PM (3AwA+)

80 Happy to oblige Fenelon.

US - Belgium is on Monday. And in Seattle too, easily the best home crowd the US team could hope for. That worked out well.

We’re actually the ever so slight favorites right now. Something alien to US men’s soccer.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 12:12 PM (Qlrgu)

81 Pretty sure I won’t make 300
Posted by: Community Notes at July 04, 2026 12:05 PM (GIU8b)

You can try, can't you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 04, 2026 12:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

82 78 Concur. Well put.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

83 Socialism’s appeal is simple. People love getting free shit. And will vote for those who promise it.
Children would happily vote for someone who promised them candy for dinner every night. Same concept.
Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 11:12 AM

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By design, our schools don't explain "the flaw the plan". Two weeks in high school on the the simple differences between capitalism and socialism would make the point.

There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 12:15 PM (YDjYy)

84 >>I like her style on and off the court. While playing, she is cool as a cucumber. And she really seems to be enjoying just living life. Good for her.

She was a placekicker on her high school football team...and homecoming queen.

The sexy tomboy.

'merica...

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2026 12:15 PM (J4Dwc)

85
The same people who are telling us that they can't possibly celebrate the 250th anniversary of this nation are the same ones who a month ago were screaming at some baseball players who refused to celebrate Pride Month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 12:18 PM (O0L8i)

86 SOPHIE CUNNINHAM'S POINT IS HILLARIOUS BECAUSE THIS WAS HER RESPONSE TO THAT THUG PLAYER SCREAMING "DON'T YOU POINT AT ME!"


SOPHIE GAVE HER THE MOST 'MORE COWBELL' POINT POSSIBLE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 04, 2026 12:19 PM (X8xt3)

87 Im glad Im not the only one who fixates on the temperatures in the morning

that must mean Im just as schmart as Jefferson!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 04, 2026 12:22 PM (fapp/)

88 There’s a decent chance I’ll make it to 300. Medical advances in the next 50 years could be revolutionary and make people live much longer than we’ve been used to.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 12:23 PM (Qlrgu)

89 1976, my dear late sister had just graduated high school.

She and I, accompanied by our only brother at that time, walked up the hill in our little rowhouse community and watched the local parade.

Police cars and fire engines; Miss 4th of July (had all teeth) riding in the back of a convertible; kids from the local boys and girls clubs & our 1st area swim club (private) on decorated bikes; a baby parade with judged winners, an ice cream truck stationed along the road at the end of the parade.

And most importantly, a few of our surviving military veterans from the Vietnam War.

That evening, there were fireworks in a field. Hoodlums, bikers, whatever present; everyone present was respectful and patriotic at that time.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 12:24 PM (NFX2v)

90
Good morning, all! Got 5 flags flying, including a special Happy 250th Birthday one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 12:28 PM (mmrXZ)

91
-and make people live much longer than we’ve been used to-

I'm already living longer than I've been used to.

Posted by: Speller at July 04, 2026 12:28 PM (pSotA)

92 DC 4th Update: has to be a million people in DC to celebrate the 250th! Great American State Fair is amazing. Jam packed with patriots wearing their colors.

Not too many liberals; they must be keeping cool at Starbucks...

Posted by: The Sanhedrin at July 04, 2026 12:31 PM (+9A0s)

93 “Police cars and fire engines; Miss 4th of July (had all teeth) riding in the back of a convertible; kids from the local boys and girls clubs & our 1st area swim club (private) on decorated bikes; a baby parade with judged winners, an ice cream truck stationed along the road at the end of the parade.”

My small city’s annual 4th of July is basically this. It’s very local and “low cost” which makes it great. Volunteers and local businesses making floats. Local HS cheerleaders, marching bands, police cars, fire trucks, etc. Small town old school feel. And always heavily attended.

We hear about blue shithole cities like Buffalo canceling parades and fireworks because a Muslim is offended. But we never hear about the thousands of small cities counties and towns across the country who still celebrate.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 12:32 PM (Qlrgu)

94 There’s a decent chance I’ll make it to 300. Medical advances in the next 50 years could be revolutionary and make people live much longer than we’ve been used to.
Posted by: World Cup Update
__________

You'll be under glass and betting quatloos.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 12:32 PM (XvL8K)

95 My plan is to live forever.
So far, so good.

Posted by: Stephen Wright at July 04, 2026 12:32 PM (2Ez/1)

96 Another beautiful thread, K.T. Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 12:33 PM (NFX2v)

97 Surgery prep tomorrow so I won’t be able to eat anything. Going to make up for that today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2026 12:34 PM (u73oe)

98 The same people who are telling us that they can't possibly celebrate the 250th anniversary of this nation are the same ones who a month ago were screaming at some baseball players who refused to celebrate Pride Month.

And had Kamala been installed in 2024 they would be flying flags and arguing anyone that didn't join in should leave.

Because nothing the left natters on about is real, it is all about power.

Pride month gives money and power to the Alphabet mafia. The 4th under a non-leftist gives legitimacy to a non-leftist. Hence the different reactions

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

99
"A land whose countryside would be bright with cozy homesteads, whose fields and villages would be joyous with the sounds of industry, with the romping of sturdy children, the contest of athletic youths and the laughter of comely maidens, whose firesides would be forums for the wisdom of serene old age. The home, in short, of a people living the life that God desires that men should live."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 12:35 PM (O0L8i)

100
88 There’s a decent chance I’ll make it to 300. Medical advances in the next 50 years could be revolutionary.

I’ve already picked out a nice jar for my brain!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 12:36 PM (H8EHh)

101 Ventura has a quaint parade tho it's been 29 years.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 12:36 PM (Kt19C)

102 Surgery prep tomorrow so I won’t be able to eat anything. Going to make up for that today.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Don't overdo it. Post-surgical intestinal problems are not uncommon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 12:36 PM (XeU6L)

103 There’s a decent chance I’ll make it to 300. Medical advances in the next 50 years could be revolutionary and make people live much longer than we’ve been used to.

There have certainly been advances against cancer and some other long term health issues but longevity research hasn't been as effective as you might expect by looking at rising life expectancies.

The number one longevity treatment is still...don't do drugs or drink to excess and get exercise to stay thin-ish with some muscle

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

104 It's so damned hot that I just can't develop any enthusiasm for being outside at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 12:38 PM (XeU6L)

105 comely maidens

'Murica!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 12:38 PM (Kt19C)

106 By design, our schools don't explain "the flaw the plan". Two weeks in high school on the the simple differences between capitalism and socialism would make the point.

Yes this is always an interesting discussions with relatively well meaning LIVs.

Ok, fine we share everything...who makes the stuff we share? The people currently working? Ok, but if they get the same amount of stuff whether they work or not why would they work? Oh...you think most people that work enjoy working so much they would spend their time doing it if they didn't draw a salary? Would you? No? Why would anyone else be any different?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

107 There have certainly been advances against cancer and some other long term health issues but longevity research hasn't been as effective as you might expect by looking at rising life expectancies.

The number one longevity treatment is still...don't do drugs or drink to excess and get exercise to stay thin-ish with some muscle
Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah for sure.

I’m not expecting a pill to magically make me live to 100. But if medicine/science can cure more cancers, Alzheimer’s stuff like that, then the path to making it to 100 becomes a lot easier.

Posted by: World Cup Update at July 04, 2026 12:42 PM (Qlrgu)

108
By design, our schools don't explain "the flaw the plan". Two weeks in high school on the the simple differences between capitalism and socialism would make the point.
--------

Two or three decades ago, 'Civics' was displaced by 'Sociology'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

109 I would like to give a special Shout Out to the United Kingdom (or more aptly, England), for doing stupid sh*t back in the 1700's causing my relatives to head to Amsterdam, catching the ship Rotterdam, and moving across the ocean back in 1753.

Happy Independence Day!!!!

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 12:43 PM (dIske)

110 I was told by a guide at Mt Vernon that while most depictions of George Washington show him with a powdered wig, he was actually a red head.

Posted by: SMOD at July 04, 2026 12:43 PM (O7XEN)

111 The number one longevity treatment is still...don't do drugs or drink to excess and get exercise to stay thin-ish with some muscle
Posted by: 18-1
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Healthy diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

112 The number one longevity treatment is still...don't do drugs or drink to excess and get exercise to stay thin-ish with some muscle
Posted by: 18-1
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Healthy diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
________________

It's still probably 80% genetic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 12:46 PM (XvL8K)

113 I am going to play classical music and keep the TV on tonight for the animals because we are going into Fairhope proper for the concert and fireworks display on the bluff. Normally we just watch it from the pier here and can get a little view of Fairhope, Dauphin Island, and Mobile depending on cloud cover. But I want to hear the orchestra this year, it’s special.

Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (OoFl2)

114 Out of all the actors that have played Washington , David Morse in the John Adams series was by far the very best.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (afJtY)

115 The number one longevity treatment is still...don't do drugs or drink to excess and get exercise to stay thin-ish with some muscle
Posted by: 18-1

Genetics.

Posted by: Zombie Gregor Mendel at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (g7saB)

116 The media's having a difficult time rationalizing the crowds that came out for the events in NYC and DC. So's the left in general.

Proclamations were made all week it'd be a bust. And it's not remotely true.

Here, it's popular to put an American flag in the back of a pickup truck and ride around in a convoy with others all flying the flag. I've seen several already. And we're out in the sticks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (jehhT)

117 I’m not expecting a pill to magically make me live to 100. But if medicine/science can cure more cancers, Alzheimer’s stuff like that, then the path to making it to 100 becomes a lot easier.

Cancer we are making more progress on than Alzheimers/dementia which is actually in some ways sad. I have a relative with both and they just about have his cancer beat but I know the mental side is not going to get better.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

118 I graduated high school in 1976. Good times it was.

Posted by: yep at July 04, 2026 12:48 PM (s9TOl)

119 110 I was told by a guide at Mt Vernon that while most depictions of George Washington show him with a powdered wig, he was actually a red head.
Posted by: SMOD at July 04, 2026 12:43 PM (O7XEN)
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Red-headed, fit, and 6'2" back in the 1700's.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 12:49 PM (dIske)

120 They always drew Indians like they'd never seen an Indian before.

Posted by: Delurker at July 04, 2026 12:49 PM (2Drhq)

121 Paige Cognetti, a note. JN Cops are armed. Also, don't fuck with them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 04, 2026 12:49 PM (gm9Sb)

122 Paige Cognetti wants all of America (including cops) to be gun free!
So soon after pride month?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 12:07 PM (Kt19C)

I would be OK with all of the full-time cops being disarmed, and having to call out the militia/posse if violence is needed.

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 12:49 PM (kU0PQ)

123 Jefferson was a nerd!
Awesome!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 12:50 PM (u/wrI)

124 Genetics.
Posted by: Zombie Gregor Mendel at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (g7saB)


Actually I think this is kind of a random one.

Years lived after fertility ends have a quickly declining impact on producing offspring and making sure they in turn have children.

If there is a genetic aspect to religious affiliation though that could be a significant one since the depth of religious belief correlates pretty well with how many children you have.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

125 114 Out of all the actors that have played Washington , David Morse in the John Adams series was by far the very best.
Posted by: Ben Had

Concur. The resemblance was startling.

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2026 12:51 PM (Y8DZL)

126 I would be OK with all of the full-time cops being disarmed, and having to call out the militia/posse if violence is needed.

I'd argue that cops should only be allowed to carry the same weapons citizens are since they are just citizens, not military.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

127 112 The number one longevity treatment is still...don't do drugs or drink to excess and get exercise to stay thin-ish with some muscle
Posted by: 18-1
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Healthy diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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It's still probably 80% genetic.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 12:46 PM (XvL8K)
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I would not be surprised to see a more complete application of "sound" based medical treatment leading to longevity. Imagine if you could calibrate sound down to atomic weight to create resonate tones (like the reverberation you hear of the tiles when singing in the shower). If they can calibrate precisely enough and focus that resonate tone for specific targets, you can say goodbye to the barbaric (non-discriminating) radiation and chemotherapy treatments.

Or so my imagination suggests.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2026 12:53 PM (dIske)

128 >>Red-headed, fit, and 6'2" back in the 1700's.

6'8" and weighed a ton.

He saved children but not the British children.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)

129 113 I am going to play classical music and keep the TV on tonight for the animals because we are going into Fairhope proper for the concert and fireworks display on the bluff. Normally we just watch it from the pier here and can get a little view of Fairhope, Dauphin Island, and Mobile depending on cloud cover. But I want to hear the orchestra this year, it’s special.
Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 12:47 PM (OoFl2)

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Good plan. Fortunately, I'm out in a rural area, so the explosions are rare. But even a faint sound is enough to make the younger dog seek shelter.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 12:55 PM (91q/g)

130 Steven Hayward: The Week in Pictures: Sophia and the 4th

And now Rubio has to take over as WNBA pointer. He's such a busy guy.

Posted by: Wears a lot of hats, uniforms, and jerseys at July 04, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)

131 Why is it the historical places you never see are the ones you can walk to?
Finally did.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 12:56 PM (Ia/+0)

132 A nice post about America from the man known as Law Dog:

https://tinyurl.com/3sy73xbj

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 12:56 PM (/k3in)

133
I was told by a guide at Mt Vernon that while most depictions of George Washington show him with a powdered wig, he was actually a red head.
Posted by: SMOD

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I'll never understand why wearing fake old-people's hair was supposed to enhance your appearance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)

134 . If they can calibrate precisely enough and focus that resonate tone for specific targets,...
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Hmm. The Brown Note comes to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 12:57 PM (XeU6L)

135 Washington was the irreplaceable man.

We had a number of great philosophical thinkers to argue why we should break with Britain and what sort of government is natural and right for a Judeo-Christian civilization but Washington is likely singular in having the organizational abilities he had, the natural charisma to make people want to follow him, AND no desire to get himself a crown.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

136
In spite of all our differences, it's heartening to see America come together and celebrate Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce come together as a happily married couple at Madison Square Garden; disappointed there's seemingly no live coverage or pay per view but am hopeful a video will be available for purchase soon!

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2026 12:58 PM (Y8DZL)

137 I lived in Cody WY. I was 10 years old in 1976. Every year the town has the Stampede. a three day event with parades, rodeos, gunfight reenactments, concerts, picnics, fireworks. For a small town, they did it up right. John Wayne was grand marshal that year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 04, 2026 12:58 PM (0aYVJ)

138 I know how that old hippie feels. I remember the Bicentennial very well, esp. being 8 y.o. inside the Beltway (just inside the Beltway; could walk to it). Now. Yikes.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Milankovich at July 04, 2026 12:59 PM (DZ9Lv)

139 I went out to Assateague this morning: hot, humid, barely a zephyr. VB must be worse. I will hit the carnival rides @6 and then back out for the fireworks.
Too damn hot

Posted by: Accomack at July 04, 2026 12:59 PM (GbONR)

140 drew Indians like they'd never seen an Indian before.
Or a gladiator movie

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 12:59 PM (Kt19C)

141 From the "NY Post": President Trump appeared on a podcast to read the children's book "President's Play" produced by the White House Historical Society. In flipping through the book discussing his predecessors looks he often referred back to himself:

On William Howard Taft:

"He was our heaviest President , and I have to be careful , because I don't want to supersede his record , and a thing like that would be possible if I allowed it to happen..."

On Gerald Ford building an outdoor pool at the White House: " I don't get to use it. I don't know if I look good in a bathing suit. I haven't had a bathing suit in a long time."

I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 01:00 PM (Nx5jP)

142 Just got back from small-town New Hampshire parade. ‘Murica. Fu*k, yeah!

Posted by: RI Red at July 04, 2026 01:01 PM (WcJqs)

143
Can't believe how lucky I feel to have been born here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 01:01 PM (mmrXZ)

144 I would be OK with all of the full-time cops being disarmed, and having to call out the militia/posse if violence is needed.

I'd argue that cops should only be allowed to carry the same weapons citizens are since they are just citizens, not military.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

Well, I'm actually OK with all of the citizens being able to carry the exact same individual weapons* the military carries.

But if we want to restrict anyone, I think restricting the power of the state and returning some of it to the people (militia/posse) is a better way to do it than to disarm everyone. Might help engender sense of responsibility among the people, too.

(* Limitations for everyday carry based on how appropriate certain weapons - like grenades - are when you're dealing with innocent bystanders.)

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 01:02 PM (kU0PQ)

145 Brown Note
The one Amber Heard?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 01:02 PM (Kt19C)

146 I'll never understand why wearing fake old-people's hair was supposed to enhance your appearance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)

Primarily because 1) "good hair" wasn't as easy in those days, and 2) wearing 'fake' young-people's hair still needed powder to keep it clean and such. (Or so was my understanding.)

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 01:04 PM (kU0PQ)

147 catching the ship Rotterdam - Orson, awesome.
+++
De Trouw (The Faith- they were Dutch) 1660 or so.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at July 04, 2026 01:04 PM (jPdyB)

148 KT, Happy 4th!
Thanks for all those interesting links. Had to laugh at the old Hippie realizing 1976 was fifty years ago. I was an unsuccessful flower child. Wrong size (think offensive tackle) and the wrong attitude. But I miss the VW minibus. You could work on the engine sitting on a folding chair and enough interior room for some fun.

That reminded me that the flower girl and ring bearer at our wedding are almost fifty years old. When the hell did that happen? Seems only a few weeks ago they were waiting to start kindergarten.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 01:05 PM (yTvNw)

149 133. I'll never understand why wearing fake old-people's hair was supposed to enhance your appearance.

They wore the wigs to cover hair loss and syphillis sores, and the powder was to hide lice.

Three cheers for modern hygiene.

Posted by: Delurker at July 04, 2026 01:06 PM (2Drhq)

150
There is a man who makes music using his chainsaw.

I don't have a link.

People are so creative.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 01:06 PM (/QHx4)

151 Seems only a few weeks ago they were waiting to start kindergarten.
Posted by: JTB
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Very disturbing that the older one gets, the more quickly that time seems to pass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 01:08 PM (XeU6L)

152 Can't believe how lucky I feel to have been born here.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2026 01:01 PM (mmrXZ)

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And in this time. Unfortunately, there are reasons to worry that there might be a national decline in the near future. Socialists on the rise? What madness!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 01:08 PM (PEg9t)

153 Interesting about lack of patriotism in Leftists, said easily couple hundred people at this little town celebrating for 250, could count minorities in 1 hands fingers, like 2 or 3.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 01:10 PM (Ia/+0)

154 There is a man who makes music using his chainsaw.

The lead singer for Jackyl did that a lot as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 01:11 PM (/k3in)

155 Very disturbing that the older one gets, the more quickly that time seems to pass.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Like a roll of toilet paper. Closer you get to the end, the father it goes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 04, 2026 01:11 PM (zYHty)

156 Jackyl earworm now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 04, 2026 01:12 PM (zYHty)

157 Like a roll of toilet paper. Closer you get to the end, the father it goes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 04, 2026 01:11 PM (zYHty)


That is an excellent description!
I'm going to use that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 01:15 PM (2WIwB)

158 my brain was already in a jar. stop shaking the jar!

Posted by: Abby Normal at July 04, 2026 01:16 PM (jrgJz)

159 I was in West Africa in 1976. Only link with the outside world was Time or Newsweek, both a week or two old.

Posted by: javems at July 04, 2026 01:17 PM (zFsEm)

160
126 I would be OK with all of the full-time cops being disarmed, and having to call out the militia/posse if violence is needed.”

You don’t want to call out the militia every time some meth head goes on a rampage at 2 am.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 01:19 PM (H8EHh)

161 And in this time. Unfortunately, there are reasons to worry that there might be a national decline in the near future. Socialists on the rise? What madness!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 01:08 PM (PEg9t)


We shall challenge them in the media, we shall challenge them in the class rooms. We shall meet them at the ballot box and in the streets. Liberty shall never ever quit so that, a thousand years from now, people will say "This was their finest hour and the beginning of their Golden Age."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 01:19 PM (2WIwB)

162 jefferson was a freak, banging the hired help out back of the shed

Franklin was a party animal

Posted by: Abby Normal at July 04, 2026 01:20 PM (jrgJz)

163 Faster it goes. Wth happened there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 04, 2026 01:21 PM (zYHty)

164 Monmouth and Independence Oregon was holding the Independence day celebration, themed on the 1976 winter Olympics, which Monmouth Booster Club had offered to the Olympics committee in 1973 when Denver CO backed out, with the comment that since it normally didn't snow much the city would have to make snow for the skiing events, and therefore should hold it in July when the weather was better.

The logo for that included a cow on skis.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2026 01:24 PM (rbvCR)

165 Dear America, Happy 250th Birthday!

I'm Canadian and, unlike far too many up here, I think the USA is the best neighbor and friend any country could ask for.

I wish I could have crashed the party 'cause it looks like everyone who is not a lefty is having a blast.

Posted by: all doubt removed at July 04, 2026 01:25 PM (Ua1UE)

166 RIP Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. July 4, 1826. 200 years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 04, 2026 01:25 PM (zYHty)

167 If they can calibrate precisely enough and focus that resonate tone for specific targets, you can say goodbye to the barbaric (non-discriminating) radiation and chemotherapy treatments.

The slave that is linked to him did bear a child with Jefferson genetics but it is at least as likely the father was his uncle.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

168 I left that dirty sock on all night?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 04, 2026 01:26 PM (DZ9Lv)

169 (* Limitations for everyday carry based on how appropriate certain weapons - like grenades - are when you're dealing with innocent bystanders.)
Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 01:02 PM (kU0PQ)


I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at July 04, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)

170 > You don’t want to call out the militia every time some meth head goes on a rampage at 2 am.
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Unlike the left, we're way, way too tolerant of "stuff." Maybe extreme, but I'd consider shooting the SOB.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 01:29 PM (jehhT)

171 Next should go see my mom, it was her birthday yesterday

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 01:30 PM (Ia/+0)

172
We shall challenge them in the media, we shall challenge them in the class rooms. We shall meet them at the ballot box and in the streets. Liberty shall never ever quit so that, a thousand years from now, people will say "This was their finest hour and the beginning of their Golden Age."
Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 01:19 PM (2WIwB)

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Stirring words to live by.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 01:33 PM (VZZtk)

173 In 76 I was a long haired non hippie gainfully employed, paying taxes, obeying the law more or less. And the music was GREAT.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 01:34 PM (LHPAg)

174 Or a nap

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 01:34 PM (Ia/+0)

175 Nood Gardening!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 04, 2026 01:35 PM (NnhvP)

176 I'm stealing that

Posted by: Abby Normal at July 04, 2026 01:36 PM (jrgJz)

177 Or a nap"

Words of wisdom, there.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 01:36 PM (XuXeR)

178 Words up on my bathroom mirror.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 01:37 PM (sVBn2)

179
The good feelings of America's 200th birthday came to an end with the miserable, anti-American, hemorrhoidal presidency of James Earl Carter. Until Biden, the most embarrassing president of modern times. Followed by, Ronald Reagan and some of the best times. Perhaps Carter gave us Reagan.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 04, 2026 01:41 PM (VWtfl)

180 On July 4, 1976, I and 2 million of my closest friends went down to Navy Pier and watched the Chicago fireworks. What a show! Then we all attempted and failed to get on public transport. The bars made bank that day.

Posted by: Texican ette at July 04, 2026 02:35 PM (SNf74)

181 Happy Independence Day, morons

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 04, 2026 02:37 PM (xcxpd)

182 The Left doesn't give a shit about stolen land. They want it for themselves and will take it without hesitation.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 04:21 PM (vE0+H)

183 >>> The Kelce's have donated 26 million across several major non-profits targeting "food rescue logistics," educational outreach, and specialized pediatric medical care including:

Her PR team and agent did a brilliant job of getting that in the news. Christian Toto speculates she did such a massive donation so the democratic socialists will eat her last. Because think about it: they spent ten millions of dollars, hijacked hundreds of NYC police, made a massive amount of celebs fly to NYC in air polluting planes, to converge on a giant complex and make it generate so much energy and cooling at a time the socialist mayor is telling all New Yorkers to turn their thermostats up. I promise you they did NOT turn the Garden's thermostat up. Can't have elite celebs sweating, can we?

I'm grateful when anyone donates to good causes, but she's so ostentatious and performative about her donations. They could have donated it anonymously. She wants the media to forget about how elitist her dream wedding sounds and change the conversation.

What's funny is even among the swifties there's discord, that doesn't usually happen. Their queen's over the top wedding has caused fighting in the ranks.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 04:50 PM (gWBY1)

184 https://jm-dates.net/

For latest information you have to pay a visit world-wide-web and on the web I found this web site as a
best site for hottest updates.

Posted by: JM Date at July 05, 2026 02:04 PM (LG7Ez)

The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival (Happy Independence Day!)

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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters to go over (Rulz for those of you in Bunker Hill)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate away.
2) Some people need to be reminded, be nice. Be kind.
3) Running with sharp objects takes away from the concentration required to detonate the fireworks.
4) Have a wonderful Independence Day celebration. Happy Birthday America!!!!

*****

Not only is July 4 of the this year the nation's 250th anniversary, it is also the bicentennial of the birth of Stephen C. Foster (1826 - 1864).
Here is his "Camptown Races" HT - Isophorone Blog

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

4/3 – Teresa in Fort Worth posted an update. Her chemo seems to be holding things steady for now. Unfortunately, as she is receiving a steroid, she has gained about 25 pounds. Her blood sugar has also jumped up about 40 points (which only happens when she is on steroids).
6/1 Update – Teresa had a CT scan and has seen the surgeon. Everything looks good/stable. There are no new tumors and the ones that are there have pretty much stayed the same or shrunk. No metastises seen. Additional good news is that she can stay on the current medication, and just alternate it with other meds. She continues to respond extremely well to the protocols. She sends her gratitude for each and every prayer.
6/19 – Teresa in Fort Worth sent an update. Her cancer marker numbers continue to go down; hopefully that means everything is working! In other news, she has started working on another stocking, this time for her grandson, who will be implanted soon via IVF. Prayers for a successful procedure and pregnancy would be greatly appreciated!

5/16 – Tonypete asked for prayers for Jane who is dying of breast cancer, and for Cheri who is in jail (again) for drug related crimes.
6/13 Update – Jane and her husband have sold their home and have moved back to Green Bay, to be with family when she dies.

5/20 – D gave an update on his wife Susan and her continued battle with cancer. Her cancer markers are still headed in the right direction. She is on a new antibiotic, and it is causing some side effects, but it is keeping her out of another surgery, so that is a win. Thanks again to everyone for their prayers. May 1 marked one year since they found out about the cancer, and Susan is doing so well.
6/24 Update – Everything is going well. The chemo seems to be working, but it’s very hard. The prayers help, so please keep praying for them.

5/23 – I used to have a Different Nic could use some prayers as he waits for the results of a biopsy of a mass on his prostate.
6/2 Update – I used to have a Different Nic sent in an update. He has been diagnosed with risk group 2 prostate cancer. It appears to be localized to the prostate but this will be verified via another scan. He has doctor appointments lined up for the next month or so before he starts treatment.
6/23 Update – The latest update is that he has stage 2, “unfavorable intermediate”, which he notes is an awful name, but what it means is, it is in the middle, but bad enough that they want to treat it. It’s more aggressive than previously thought. He is at the point where he has to decide on treatment options, which means choosing which set of pretty unfortunate side effects he prefers.

5/26 – Doof posted a request for prayers for his mom. She is back in the hospital. She is very weak from one or more infections, and is sleeping a lot. She isn’t really talking when she is alert for a few minutes.
6/14 Update – Doof’s mother passed away.

5/29 – Bulg requested prayers for his sister, her husband, their four children, and the rest of the family as his sister is dying. She is in palliative care in the hospital, with a lot of blood clots, and is not expected to last long.
6/14 Update – Bulg’s sister passed away on 6/14. They all could use prayers of comfort.

6/9 – “A” requested prayers for a long-time friend now suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease, who just fell and broke his hip. He came out of the anesthetic really confused. His wife and family also need prayers of support and strength to help him.

6/13 – Dash my lace wings asked for prayers for a friend named Lisa, who was diagnosed with liver duct cancer. She has been in the hospital for a couple of weeks and is afraid she will never leave.
6/20 Update – Lisa has been allowed to go home for hospice care. Cancer has metastasized throughout her body; this looks like the end for her.
6/27 Update – Lisa passed on 6/22, at home, in the presence of family. Thank you for your prayers.

6/13 – Tonypete requested prayers for an acquaintance (B), who has destroyed every relationship she has ever been a part of and spreads hate and torment to everyone around her.

6/18 – buzzion asked for prayers for a friend named Christina, who has struggled with drug addiction and is in jail again. Buzzion prays that this really is rock bottom and a true wake-up call for her – even if it requires her to stay in jail.
6/29 Update – Christina’s family bonded her out of jail and she has checked into a rehab facility. Please pray that she gets the help she needs.

6/20 – bluebell gave an update on grammie Winger. Grammie had some major surgery related to her cancer in March and is pretty much housebound. She said she isn’t keeping up on news since her diagnosis; she doesn’t have the energy. She said she thinks of her grey-box friends often with fondness. Please keep praying for her. Your prayers are a source of great comfort to her.
6/27 Update – grammie winger requested bluebell to let the Horde know that she is hospitalized again, with sepsis, and cannot eat or walk. She is very tired and cannot speak for long. She is being fed by tube. They don’t know how long she will be hospitalized or where she will go after (rehab, hospice, etc.). Bluebell has a mailing address for grammie, so please contact bluebell to send a card or note to grammie winger. Please pray for her, that her suffering will be eased, and pray for her family, who are suffering along with her.

6/20 – Polliwog the ‘Ette said that prayers for Inspector would be much appreciated. Inspector is still in the hospital. They are working on getting his strength up so it’s safe for him to go home. He is more alert and focused than when he was admitted, and he has been able to eat multiple full meals, which is an improvement and will help him continue to improve.

6/21 – B posted a request for prayers. He said that, due to his own shortcomings, and a moment of madness 6 years ago, B has been estranged from his two sons (age 41 and 36). He has tried to reach out and apologize to them over the past 6 years, to no avail. B asked the Horde to pray for their hearts to open, to allow him to properly apologize, and try to be the father he should have been. The boys are losing their mother to early-onset Alzheimers, and B needs them to know that he’s a better person today than he was then, and he can be counted on.

6/27 – Tom Servo posted prayers of thanks to God that his 38 year-old daughter, who was released from a psych hospital this week after a particularly bad breakdown. She has 2 children, which she does not have custody of, but she still sees, and they are wonderful. She has received more professional care, and it appears to have helped quite a bit. She has new medication and a new commitment to living in a way that will keep her from making a return trip to the hospital.

6/27 – George V sent his thanks to the Horde for their prayers. We had prayed for his wife in May, when she had a heart valve replacement, and there were indications of problems in her lymph nodes. She received the biopsy results, and both came back negative for cancer! Thank God for his goodness!

6/27 – “A” sent thanks for the prayers for a family friend, who is at home recovering with the family and doing much better. “A” has an additional request for long-time friends (J and S) who are in the midst of intense family problems and requesting healing, peace, repentance, and restoration in the family.


7/3- Isophrone Blog requests prayers for his parents, they are both elderly and in failing health.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:00 AM




Comments

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1 Happy Independence Day! Here's to 250 more!

I could have been first but my mental bandwidth was going elsewhere.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 08:03 AM (MWfyi)

2 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
Happy Independence day

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:03 AM (Ia/+0)

3 So be kind to your web footed friends,
for a duck may be some body's mother...

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

4 We're having a potato gun skeet shoot this afternoon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:04 AM (U/wKW)

5 Heh. I even nooded first. Hello to you, Mis Hum!

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 08:04 AM (MWfyi)

6 Prayers up for the horde, and especially for Tom Servos daughter, who carries a weight.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:05 AM (U/wKW)

7 Happy Independence Day to all.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 08:05 AM (NXz0i)

8

Thank you to all who served and are serving now.

We wouldn't have our great country without you fighting for us.

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 08:05 AM (/QHx4)

9 GOD BLESS AMERICA!

May Divine Providence continue to bless and protect this nation and all who love her.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:06 AM (ZBho7)

10 May the Lord comfort and aid those among us struggling today

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:07 AM (ZBho7)

11 Huck, prize if someone even hits one?

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:07 AM (Ia/+0)

12 So be kind to your web footed friends,
for a duck may be some body's mother...
Posted by: man

It's too early to be stomping around the house singing that at the top of my lungs, isn't it?

Damn.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 08:08 AM (NXz0i)

13 Willowed:
Reading Pres Trump's speech at Mt Rushmore last night...does he write his own speeches? It is magnificent.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:08 AM (ZBho7)

14 Happy Independence Day.
Turn your AC up (or down, whatever)
Shoot your guns!
Post anti-migrant memes!

Because, seriously, fuck Britain.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 04, 2026 08:09 AM (f0sNM)

15 It's too early to be stomping around the house singing that at the top of my lungs, isn't it?"

Nope. It's a classic.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 08:09 AM (XuXeR)

16 Yonder Horde

Happy Independence Day 🦅 🎆

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT)

17 I recall a UK tourism ad from around 1976 -

"Come visit. All is forgiven!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)

18 "We're having a potato gun skeet shoot this afternoon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"

I'm going to let people try to shoot down limbs infested with web worm nests in the pecan trees, using a pellet gun. The limbs they nest on are the twigs out at the end and a well placed shot will break it clean off.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 08:10 AM (MWfyi)

19 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

20 The lovely Yuja Wang plays Chopin pretty well, if you are interested

https://tinyurl.com/3ebdc5wu

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:11 AM (mPnrf)

21 Morning again, caffeinators!

Willowed: I believe there'd be a market for aerobicized sandwich making videos. Monetizable, even,
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026


"The Girls of the Twenty-Minute Monte Cristo Workout"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (wzUl9)

22 On Monday I go in for what I hope is the final surgery related to the events of last September. I humbly ask for prayers for the nurses who will have to put up with me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (u73oe)

23 You people. You have me happy crying with your sweet sweet cards and letters. Ever since I found this crazy place back in 2008, I have treasured each and every one of you reprobates. I can't express the love i have for you as I sit here in the cancer hospital. You're so silly special. Thanks for everything. Love laughs at tumors. Kisses.

Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)

24 Huck, prize if someone even hits one?
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:07 AM (Ia/+0)
===============
Instead of sipping, everyone chugs.

Yes, we are still dumb, after all these years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:13 AM (iTZ6k)

25 Happy Birthday to America.

And to many more years of American Exceptionalism!

We unlocked individual creativity, and showed the path to success to other nations. Who mostly went with the old Stone Age ways of elites and peons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

26 [[[[grammie!]]]]

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:13 AM (iTZ6k)

27
"Well I Declare!" - a limerick

As we celebrate In-de-pen-dence
And hope for two-fifty more hence
I hope we recall
What started it all:
"When n the course of human events..."

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:14 AM (I0N4X)

28 Top picture:

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (I0N4X)

29 You people. You have me happy crying with your sweet sweet cards and letters. Ever since I found this crazy place back in 2008, I have treasured each and every one of you reprobates. I can't express the love i have for you as I sit here in the cancer hospital. You're so silly special. Thanks for everything. Love laughs at tumors. Kisses.
Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)

Woo! Right back atcha!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (wVcYX)

30 {{{ Grammie winger }}}

Kisses your hand. You are a very special lady.

And a tip of the hat to the stalwart Rev.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

31
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (O0L8i)

32 Grammie Winger!!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (QykSZ)

33 a Muldoon classic for the day!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (iTZ6k)

34 Article at American Thinker on 1976 to today how America and ( not so ) Great Britain have come along.
England would be the 51st state in economic ranking today

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (Ia/+0)

35 Hey Salty!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (QykSZ)

36
God bless you, Grammie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 08:16 AM (O0L8i)

37 May the Peace of The Lord be with you all.

A special prayer for a good man , Mayhar Tousi, who is trying to relocate to America. Facing escalating repression in the UK, Mayhar has a Visa to move to the US but that is being held up by our bureaucracy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:16 AM (afJtY)

38 Good Saturday morning, horde!

Prayers for all. Special prayer this morning for all who suffer from mental illness, which is rampant in this country. And for the friends and family members who do their best to keep peace.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 08:16 AM (h7ZuX)

39 You people. You have me happy crying with your sweet sweet cards and letters. Ever since I found this crazy place back in 2008, I have treasured each and every one of you reprobates. I can't express the love i have for you as I sit here in the cancer hospital. You're so silly special. Thanks for everything. Love laughs at tumors. Kisses.
Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026


***
Grammie, I'm glad to see you posting! It was you who started me thinking seriously about relocating in, oh, 2019, when you told me, "Come on to Wisconsin! We're nice!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:17 AM (wzUl9)

40 Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)

Nice to hear from you! We are all thinking of you, grammie.

Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2026 08:17 AM (Oy/m2)

41 Blessed are the peacemakers AND the cheesemakers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

42 Ben Had!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 08:19 AM (QykSZ)

43 I humbly ask for prayers for the nurses who will have to put up with me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (u73oe)

You got it, Duke. Best wishes and prayers for successful and harmonious outcome!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 08:19 AM (h7ZuX)

44 {{{SMH at God's mercy}}}

I am still happy you moved, and to such a nice place.
Grandchildren are true wealth.

One of the widows has invited me to her family Fourth of July celebration. First time meeting them. One of her ex-husbands will be there. I expect ... a grilling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

45 Have a happy and blessed July 4.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 04, 2026 08:20 AM (QUIEe)

46 - Oh dearest (to me) of the horde, grammie...

I didn't know we got here so close to the same time. Thought you'd been around for awhile.
You are in my prayers so very often. That our Lord is comforting you. Allowing little to no pain.

As to your future, I have no worries. I'd just ask that, as you're walking those streets of gold, you'll give me a wave if you see me sweeping the sidewalk.

God Bless Dear Lady.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2026 08:20 AM (dAv7M)

47 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 04, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)

48 SMH, thank you for being part of my life.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:21 AM (afJtY)

49 {{{{{Grammie}}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at July 04, 2026 08:21 AM (PrsTH)

50 grammie!! So lovely to see you!

I do not have your address yet - I need to make sure I sent the email to the right place - but I am sending big hugs to you and praying for you!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2026 08:22 AM (hPLSE)

51 Grammie, what a wonderful gift to hear from you today.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:23 AM (afJtY)

52 Love laughs at tumors. Kisses.
Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)

Grammie! Lovely to see you have a little energy today. We love you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 08:23 AM (h7ZuX)

53 Good morning and happy Independence Day. Got a few chores done before the temps reach surface of the sun highs later. Plan to read the Declaration as part of the celebration. Now to sit back, sip coffee, and enjoy a bowl of good burley pipe tobacco.

It's a blessing to be an American.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 08:23 AM (yTvNw)

54 Grammie so good to hear from you.
Hope you are feeling better

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (Ia/+0)

55 I'm grateful and blessed by all y'all.


Yes, even you over there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

56 - BALL ONE!!! CUBS WIN!!!

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (dAv7M)

57 Now our 4th is complete...Grammie is back!

Posted by: Boswell at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (j10i6)

58 Good morning and happy Independence Day. Got a few chores done before the temps reach surface of the sun highs later. Plan to read the Declaration as part of the celebration. Now to sit back, sip coffee, and enjoy a bowl of good burley pipe tobacco.

It's a blessing to be an American.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026


***
Which burley blend, JTB? I'm puffing on some Peterson Standard Mixture, an English -- which is unusual for me at this time of year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (wzUl9)

59 Thanks to all for your prayers.

Posted by: Isophorone at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (bpEno)

60 Good morning again dear horde with thanks to annie, mh and you morons for praying

{grammie}

Please add Mrs. F. to your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery. She was conscious enough to phone late last night and it was a great relief to know she was awake even for a short period. She continues with IV fluids and atb. Further steps and hopefully improvement await the results of lab tests. I'll take Boy F. to see her this morning and then send him off with the kids for the cousin's bbq down in Los Altos.

The caring concern shown by so many morons has been a great relief. Thank you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

61 grammie,

May the Lord keep you in His embrace, and know that we love you so much, and miss you, and will keep your family in our prayers.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 08:26 AM (QykSZ)

62 San Franpsycho

Prayers continue to ascend. Thank you for this hopeful update.

May she be released into your arms soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

63 Happy birthday, America!

May God thy gold refine!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 04, 2026 08:27 AM (qrpsN)

64 Madmani: Our nation’s 250th anniversary is a time of celebration and fireworks, picnics and tall ships and family.

So of course Mayor Zohran Mamdani turned it into a lecture blasting America.

Mamdani retold the history of the United States Friday morning as an unending parade of horrors, an unwelcoming autocracy ruled by the wealthy and powerful.


Trump: “As we approach this magnificent anniversary, we see our American identity under a renewed attack,” Trump said in his remarks in South Dakota.

“A generation after we fought and won the Cold War against the menace of communism, there is now a resurgence of the communist menace in our land, including from newcomers to our country who embrace ideas totally opposed to our way of life and our great success,” the president continued.

“These are not mere political disagreements, like differences over taxes or regulations. Communism is a mortal threat to American liberty. It is the greatest threat to our country,” Trump declared.

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Thanks to the NY Post for these reports

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:28 AM (WKesY)

65 23 ... GRAMMIE!!!

So happy you could post today. You, Rev and your family are in our prayers every day.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 08:28 AM (yTvNw)

66 San Franpsycho,

So glad that your wife is doing better!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 08:28 AM (QykSZ)

67 Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)
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*Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

68 Thanks to all for your prayers.

Posted by: Isophorone at July 04, 2026 08:24 AM (bpEno)

A whole bunch of us have been or are going through the same thing, so we're not just going to pray for them, but for you too.

Posted by: Vendette at July 04, 2026 08:30 AM (1ieqq)

69 Grammie!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 04, 2026 08:31 AM (DFdns)

70 Have a wonderful and grateful Independence Day, everyone.

May you all have the same numbers of fingers Monday you have today. Party On!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

71 nurse asked for prayers for Some Rat last evening. Please add him to your list.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:33 AM (afJtY)

72 > Have a wonderful and grateful Independence Day, everyone.

May you all have the same numbers of fingers Monday you have today. Party On!
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Keep an eye on the kids too. Last year there were a couple "incidents" around here with fireworks that lead to injuries.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 08:35 AM (jehhT)

73 nurse asked for prayers for Some Rat last evening. Please add him to your list.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:33 AM (afJtY)
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What happened to Some Rat?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

74 Hard to keep track. I recall the Boss told you morons to cut the crap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

75 May God thy gold refine!"

America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood,
From sea to shining sea!

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

76 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 04, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

77 And a happy and prosperous (as in, no fireworks accidents!) Fourth to all of you!

I have never been into fireworks. They seem dangerously without safeguards, unlike a gun, where the metal contains the blast. Instead there's *cardboard* around the powder? No, I don't think Homie gonna play dat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:40 AM (wzUl9)

78 What happened to Some Rat?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

She didn't say--she requested prayers for "mind, body, and soul." I pray that whatever difficulties he's having, the Lord carries him through.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 08:40 AM (h7ZuX)

79 Reading Pres Trump's speech at Mt Rushmore last night...does he write his own speeches? It is magnificent.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:08 AM (ZBho7)


As you might expect, Althouse treated the speech with snark and dismissal.

Mamdami's blasphemy? Not a word of disapproval from that wine box drunk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 04, 2026 08:40 AM (qRla/)

80 Grammie! Happy Independence Day!

You, dear lady, who pray for so many others, may you find strength and happiness on this and every day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 04, 2026 08:41 AM (qRla/)

81 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 08:43 AM (ZOv7s)

82 I'm back and cleaned up after my thirty-minute walk down to the trail, around it, and back.

Someone here pointed out that I could walk in the A/C at the local mall. It opens at ten. Two or three days a week, I could have a light breakfast and maybe some fruit around eight, drive over for ten, put in a couple of miles (ca. forty minutes), and head back for lunch. Two of the other days I could force myself out for a mile's walk/run in the heat in my neighborhood. (The mall cops probably won't want me trotting in the mall.)

5x a week without risking heat exhaustion. Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:44 AM (wzUl9)

83 Grammie winger
May God bless you and keep you.

2008? Wow! You beat me here by about a year. A lot of water under a lot of bridges in that time. Lots of ups and downs for all of us!

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)

84 Thank you dmlw. That sounds pretty serious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

85 As I see it, this Fourth of July should be as much a celebration of our history as a declaration of war against Leftism, Islam, political corruption and financial profligacy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2026 08:44 AM (fZiTB)

86
By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round the world.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

87 A.H. Lloyd, how is your wife?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:45 AM (afJtY)

88 I had mentioned that I was planning to attend a Glorious Fourth celebration in the next town over today, but I have decided not to. Since I live in Maskachusetts, I'm expecting the event would be poisoned with a bunch of TDS loonies. Additionally, I only wanted to go because it's taking place at a colonial graveyard that is only open once a year and I wanted to get inside the little chapel on the grounds, but I'm certain they won't open the place up. I'll have to find another way in.

So I'll just drive to the dairy for some fresh milk, come home and at some point watch 1776.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 04, 2026 08:46 AM (qRla/)

89 Prayers for all

Posted by: Halfhand at July 04, 2026 08:46 AM (HUfR7)

90 I've been here reading since about 2010, and posting since 2011. Grammie has always been here . . . and I hope, always will!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:47 AM (wzUl9)

91 5x a week without risking heat exhaustion. Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:44 AM (wzUl9)
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We have a mall that opens at 10 even though most of the stores open at 11, for people to walk around. The bakery and coffee places are open. It's a like an alternate reality for an hour.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

92 You people. You have me happy crying with your sweet sweet cards and letters. Ever since I found this crazy place back in 2008, I have treasured each and every one of you reprobates. I can't express the love i have for you as I sit here in the cancer hospital. You're so silly special. Thanks for everything. Love laughs at tumors. Kisses.
Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)
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God bless you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 08:47 AM (ZOv7s)

93 I love the Jimi Hendrix guitar instrumental of the Star Spangled Banner from the Woodstock album. However, I could do without the screeching sounds after the moments representing “the rockets’ red glare”, and “bombs bursting in air”.
If the Hendrix estate authorized an edited version of the recording for public use,it would make a pretty nice preamble to a sport event, if a proficient singer was not available.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 04, 2026 08:47 AM (1FEc1)

94 Good morning Horde, thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Grammie, great post. Good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2026 08:48 AM (itsE0)

95 Huck- so how does that work? Do you launch a spud from the cannon and try to hit it with a shotgun? Or do you launch a clay pigeon and try to blast it with the spud gun?

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:49 AM (I0N4X)

96 We have a mall that opens at 10 even though most of the stores open at 11, for people to walk around. The bakery and coffee places are open. It's a like an alternate reality for an hour.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026


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I'm not sure any coffee places are open that early in my nearby mall. Still, that sounds terrific.

Maybe I'll give it a try on Monday. Miss Linda may want to go -- but she walks a good deal slower than I do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 08:49 AM (wzUl9)

97 While cleaning out my mom's apartment, going through the baking stuff, I found a box of 100 little flag toothpicks she must have bought for the 1976 bicentennial with some still remaining. 49 cents. That was when the tall ships came in to NY harbor and we watched the celebrations from Atlantic Highlands, NJ.

Posted by: A Nomad Of The Time Streams at July 04, 2026 08:49 AM (niKHs)

98 Good morning Horde! Prayers in fellowship for everyone in the Horde and Horde adjacent. Prayers for this Great Nation, that it's people remember who we are and that we may rise again like the Phoenix.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at July 04, 2026 08:49 AM (jPdyB)

99 Well, I Declare

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:14 AM (I0N4X)

I dub you the Official Semiquincentennial Limericist of these here proceedings...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 08:51 AM (nbLIj)

100 That was when the tall ships came in to NY harbor and we watched the celebrations from Atlantic Highlands, NJ."

Was across the harbor on Governor's Island...

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

101 A.H. Lloyd, how is your wife?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 08:45 AM (afJtY)
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We're waiting for all the lab results to come back. She's healing from the biopsies, which is good.

Prayers for my aunt, who was in a shattering collision Monday. She was hit by a semi moving at full speed through the intersection and had to be choppered down to Grand Rapids for emergency surgery. Lots of blood loss, but she is now out of the ICU and physical therapy is beginning.

This happened during the family reunion, which I traditionally crash with the grandkids and whomever else in my family wants to meet comically distantly related cousins. ("Wait, so, you're my first cousin three times removed or a fourth cousin?") It happened just before I rolled in and understandably cast a pall over the whole event.

And then last night we lost power and my generator acted up. It came back at 2:30 a.m. I think I'm just going to sit still today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 08:52 AM (ZOv7s)

102 Godspeed Grammie!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

103
I launched a spud into the air
It dang near reached the stratosphare
I stepped to the stage
with my trusty 12 gauge
Now we're making tater salad...wayyyy over there!


Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:54 AM (I0N4X)

104 It might be fun to see Semiquincentennial in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at July 04, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

105 Prayers for my aunt, who was in a shattering collision Monday.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 08:52 AM (ZOv7s)

How horrible! Sounds like a miracle that she survived! Prayers up.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 08:55 AM (h7ZuX)

106 It might be fun to see Semiquincentennial in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover
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I just want to hear FJB pronounce it.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2026 08:56 AM (hPLSE)

107 https://www.frontpagemag.com/
the-patriotism-gap/

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:56 AM (Ia/+0)

108 2008? Wow! You beat me here by about a year. A lot of water under a lot of bridges in that time. Lots of ups and downs for all of us!
Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)
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I go way back, and was here for the 2004 election. Of course I didn't read comments at first, just glance through posts.

At some point I read comments, but just lurked. Fascinating stuff. I finally commented during Trump I, which makes me a old newb or a shy Grognard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 08:57 AM (ZOv7s)

109 While cleaning out my mom's apartment, going through the baking stuff, I found a box of 100 little flag toothpicks she must have bought for the 1976 bicentennial with some still remaining. 49 cents. That was when the tall ships came in to NY harbor and we watched the celebrations from Atlantic Highlands, NJ.
Posted by: A Nomad Of The Time Streams at July 04, 2026 08:49 AM (niKHs)

Great place to see them, too! The tall ships were a definite highlight of the Bicentennial!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 08:57 AM (nbLIj)

110 I dub you the Official Semiquincentennial Limericist of these here proceedings...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

**********

D'awww!
*blushes*
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:58 AM (I0N4X)

111 Good morning and happy 4th! This seems as good a place as any to post this very brief video explaining the difference between liberals and conservatives regarding fireworks. Enjoy!

https://tinyurl.com/2jc27vtj

Posted by: 496 at July 04, 2026 08:59 AM (DWmGl)

112 “ It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery.”

Galatians 5:1

Posted by: Marcus T at July 04, 2026 08:59 AM (LLQU7)

113 58 ... "Which burley blend, JTB? I'm puffing on some Peterson Standard Mixture, an English -- which is unusual for me at this time of year."

Wolfus,
It's the Sutliff J4 burley. Mostly burley with some Kentucky and a light vanilla topping. Fairly mild, slightly sweet and it goes great with my perked black coffee. It's now discontinued but I was able to get the last couple of pounds before it disappeared. Think of Carter Hall or Granger kicked up several notches in quality. I save it for an occasional treat.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 08:59 AM (yTvNw)

114 All right, folks, time for me to head on out.

Hope you all have a wonderful day!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 04, 2026 09:00 AM (qRla/)

115 How horrible! Sounds like a miracle that she survived! Prayers up.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 08:55 AM (h7ZuX)
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Thank you. What is normally an oasis of peace Up North was completely disrupted as notifications went out, some folks drove down to be with her, others arranged shifts and we shifted food preparation around. And here I am, the bump on a log, though my grandkids were much appreciated and had a blast (as they always do).

That evening I called my father with the latest news and he in turn called his brother, who then phoned in and so I guess that's my job - a bridge to the increasingly separate branches of the family.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

116 Hope you all have a wonderful day!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 04, 2026 09:00 AM (qRla/)

You too!

Posted by: Vendette at July 04, 2026 09:00 AM (1ieqq)

117 > I love the Jimi Hendrix guitar instrumental of the Star Spangled Banner from the Woodstock album.
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There was a NASCAR race a week or two ago that featured a guitar instrumental of that. The guy playing it was probably in his 60's and it was awesome. Just the right about of reverb and fuzz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 09:01 AM (jehhT)

118 I've got to head outside for some yard work before the heat becomes unbearable.

Thankful to live in the best country ever, and for the tiny little piece of it that God has graciously given me for awhile. May God continue to bless America, and the Horde. Sending hugs and love to all y'all.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2026 09:02 AM (hPLSE)

119 Powerline week in pictures is up
Some good ones in the weekly funnies

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:06 AM (Ia/+0)

120 Greetings, good morning and Happy 250th to everyone!

My wife is at her first show of the day. Her band is going to be performing at a retirement community. She's trying to negotiate the band being able to leave instead of being forced to sit for the rest of the performance.

I managed to get a few things accomplished as well and now I dedicate the day to staying within my air conditioned home and drugging the dogs before the fireworks begin.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 09:07 AM (/k3in)

121 Looks like Men's Metric Kickball doesn't end until July 19th, so some amount of visiting Europeans who normally dwell in a Buc-ee's desert will get to witness the celebrations tonight.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

122 I guess that's my job - a bridge to the increasingly separate branches of the family.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

That is important.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:08 AM (h7ZuX)

123 It might be fun to see Semiquincentennial in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover


********

It'll Get You In The End - a limerick

There once was an over-eager millennial
Celebrating the Semiquincentennial
In a grand epic fail
he slid down the stair rail
And landed smack dab on his finial!

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 09:09 AM (I0N4X)

124 drugging the dogs before the fireworks begin.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 09:07 AM (/k3in)

Thanks for the reminder!

*sets Trazadone on counter so I remember later. Might as well get the claw clippers and grinder out, too. Two birds, one stone, and all that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

125 Happy 4th to the Horde! I showed up sometime after 2008 and mostly lurk at this fine Military Blog.

Posted by: Texican ette at July 04, 2026 09:11 AM (SNf74)

126 Wolfus,
It's the Sutliff J4 burley. Mostly burley with some Kentucky and a light vanilla topping. Fairly mild, slightly sweet and it goes great with my perked black coffee. It's now discontinued but I was able to get the last couple of pounds before it disappeared. Think of Carter Hall or Granger kicked up several notches in quality. I save it for an occasional treat.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026


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Sounds great. I have a 2021 7 or 8 oz. tin of Granger in the closet, and should open it now that Sir Walter Raleigh is still giving off that faint vinegar aroma in the pouch.

I finished the Standard Mixture -- there was only about ten minutes' worth left in the bowl after yesterday afternoon. Got some Match Early Morning Pipe going in the same pot-bowl pipe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 09:11 AM (wzUl9)

127 I guess that's my job - a bridge to the increasingly separate branches of the family.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

That is important.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:08 AM (h7ZuX)
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My kids do a good job at this, they are close with a large number of fairly distant cousins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 09:12 AM (RIvkX)

128 Spotted a new listing on Realtor that checks most of my boxes. I've written to my agent to see if we can do a video walk-through soon.

The pickings have been slim lately. I was beginning to wonder if I'd see anything else I liked this year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 09:14 AM (wzUl9)

129 Definitely a good day to check the Prayer Thread

Ben Had
Vendette
SMH
AND
Grammie

Blessings on the lot of ye...

and all the other assorted miscreants here as well!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next Up TX MoMe ~ at July 04, 2026 09:15 AM (hOUT3)

130 Commissar Hrothgar, blessing upon you .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 09:17 AM (afJtY)

131 Blessings to you and prayers, Grammie. So good to see you here this morning! Go Cubs go (in Harry Carey’s voice)….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2026 09:19 AM (ugElV)

132 I guess I should wish my California cousins a Happy Independence Day from the free state of Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 09:19 AM (afJtY)

133 Hrothgar!!!

So good to see you!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:20 AM (QykSZ)

134 I hope the ayatollah's funeral provides a target-rich environment for the IAF and USAF.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)

135
A blessed Fourth of July to all!

A happy family gathering last night and another scheduled today, wish I saw a lot of these cousins more than once a year.

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2026 09:21 AM (Y8DZL)

136 Muldoon comes through in all of his star-spangled Independence Day patriotic red, white, and blue limerick-heard-round-the-world glory!

Bravo!

Posted by: Limerick Lover at July 04, 2026 09:22 AM (2Ez/1)

137 All the morons I met at the NoVAMoMe were gentlemen and philosophers, and the Ette's are angels. Prayers are getting longer, thanks for all the updates. Love you all!!

Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at July 04, 2026 09:22 AM (z6ONu)

138 Vintage cooking stuff is just as fun as grampa’s garage tools. I’ve a Ball canning jar from the 1930s, mom’s maple rolling pin, assorted cooking implements that I enjoy using too. Griswold cast iron, a pair of boning knives from Rath packing co., etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026 09:22 AM (tXwiM)

139 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 04, 2026 09:22 AM (dmoni)

140 Be kind to your friends in the swamp
When the weather is very very damp

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 04, 2026 09:23 AM (3ImbR)

141 olddog, blessing upon you and your family. Happy pontooning.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 09:24 AM (afJtY)

142 Little is working until 6 today, so we'll do a quick dinner then watch the neighborhood fireworks while downing pina coladas. Will spend most of the day prepping for an overnight camping trip on Monday.

Prayers for a safe, enjoyable 4th. Prayers for those requested and those contemplated in Jesus's Name.

Amen

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 09:24 AM (nbLIj)

143 Wolfus - I like the straight pipe briars for some reason. They look a little more jaunty I think. Is there any technical reason to have a curved stem?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026 09:24 AM (tXwiM)

144 A Solemn and a Happy Independence Day to all.
Solemn in looking forward to keeping this great country on course, Happy that we still have that opportunity.
I think this place represents one of the bastions of hope.

Posted by: RI Red at July 04, 2026 09:25 AM (iaf7q)

145 That’s an awesome limerick as always Muldoon… sent me scurrying to the dictionary to learn what finial means…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2026 09:25 AM (26GAh)

146 Same to you, Ben Had. Gonna be tough to enjoy today. High humidity and 100+ Heat index.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 04, 2026 09:25 AM (dmoni)

147 Almighty GOD, we thank you for America, the nation You inspired our Founders to form. We thank You for the prosperity and comfort we have. But Lord, our sins against You would shame Babylon, Nineveh, or even Sodom and
Gomorrah. We regret our sins and beg for forgiveness so that we can live in covenant with You.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 09:25 AM (LHPAg)

148 “overnight camping”

Camping, by definition, is overnight. Otherwise it’s a picnic!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026 09:26 AM (tXwiM)

149 134 I hope the ayatollah's funeral provides a target-rich environment for the IAF and USAF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)

Amen to that!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:27 AM (h7ZuX)

150 Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R

Good to see you, my sister in Christ! FenSpouse and I have been praying for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 09:27 AM (eF17/)

151 That’s an awesome limerick as always Muldoon… sent me scurrying to the dictionary to learn what finial means…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2026 09:25 AM (26GAh)

He both amuses and educates

Posted by: Vendette at July 04, 2026 09:28 AM (1ieqq)

152 143 Wolfus - I like the straight pipe briars for some reason. They look a little more jaunty I think. Is there any technical reason to have a curved stem?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026


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I prefer the straights as well. In the '80s, when I first tried the pipe, you could smoke at bars and restaurants, and I thought a straight would be awkward to handle; so I bought mostly bents. Some of which I still have, and smoke. A bent is generally easier to clench in your teeth, and supposedly the moisture from combustion stays lower in the stem and doesn't reach your mouth. But if you're smoking correctly -- drier leaf, sipping at the pipe instead of puffing like a steam engine -- the moisture issue doesn't really come up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)

153 Wolfus - I like the straight pipe briars for some reason. They look a little more jaunty I think. Is there any technical reason to have a curved stem?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026


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And nowadays I smoke almost always at home, so the awkwardness doesn't come up. I think of a straight as sending a message: "Yeah, I smoke a pipe. What's it to ya?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

154 It's interesting to see which houses in the neighborhood have taken down their "pride" flags and which defiantly fly them instead of Old Glory.

We can talk about Marxism, Communism, and various leftist logical contortions and fallacies, but to me it has never been more clear that this is all just a secular veneer for pure demonic energy.

To promote a flag representing unlimited sexual license over the one of one's nation, which represents fidelity to parents and tradition, is as blatant a symbol of spiritual warfare that I can think of. That it is a perversion of God's rainbow just makes it that much more obvious.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:31 AM (ZOv7s)

155 Wolfus and JTB, I enjoy watching Maigret using his pipe as an extension of his body.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 09:33 AM (afJtY)

156 Today marks exactly one month since we moved here.

The previous owners left their flag and flag pole.

Fortunately, the flag is in good condition.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:34 AM (QykSZ)

157 The Paolo, he is not familiar with this, how you say, curved stem.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 04, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

158 I hope the ayatollah's funeral provides a target-rich environment for the IAF and USAF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)
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I think it will be used for ISR, to track who shows up, where they came from, and where they go.

It is preferable to "disappear" those people, continuing to create a power vacuum and rendering the regime wracked by strife and distrust. Are insiders selling out rivals? Cutting deals to save themselves?

This is why people need to chill. It's a process, not an event. The best regime change is organic, not achieved by tanks and infantry. People looked at WW II, which was a unique event in history and said "yeah, that's a template for the ages." No, it's not.

Punitive expeditions are much more common and much more effective in the long run.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)

159 Interesting in the year 2026 and our 250 anniversary that DemSocs are selling the FDR new bill of rights as quote unquote Freedom.
Those false rights are now approaching 100 years old and have never ever ever worked even when tried on a small scale.
Sweden, Norway, and the other Icebacks now see that their semi-socialist ways do not work without a very homogenous (race, religion, education, etc) population.
Milton said you can have open borders or welfare.
To expound on that idea it appears you can have socialism or diversity, but not both at the same time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)

160 SanFranPsycho, you are well loved and cared about here. You, Mrs F and Boy F, even that new little one you so eagerly anticipate.
Prayers continue.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (4VH0B)

161 The Paolo, he is not familiar with this, how you say, curved stem.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 04, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
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Bill Clinton would know about that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)

162 sent me scurrying to the dictionary to learn what finial means…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

*************

♫ ♫ ♪ ♫

"It's the finial countdown..."

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (I0N4X)

163 Eromero, my brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next Up TX MoMe ~ at July 04, 2026 09:36 AM (hOUT3)

164 Hi Eromero!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:36 AM (QykSZ)

165 You people. You have me happy crying with your sweet sweet cards and letters. Ever since I found this crazy place back in 2008, I have treasured each and every one of you reprobates. I can't express the love i have for you as I sit here in the cancer hospital. You're so silly special. Thanks for everything. Love laughs at tumors. Kisses.
Posted by: Grammie wingers phone at July 04, 2026 08:12 AM (56y8R)

🇺🇸🎉 Grammie!!!

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2026 09:37 AM (kwV69)

166 {{{{{Hrothgar}}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at July 04, 2026 09:37 AM (1ieqq)

167 The previous owners left their flag and flag pole.

Fortunately, the flag is in good condition.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:34 AM (QykSZ)

Bonus!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:37 AM (h7ZuX)

168 Interesting in the year 2026 and our 250 anniversary that DemSocs are selling the FDR new bill of rights as quote unquote Freedom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)
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This is designed to gull ageing centrist Dems into thinking that it is still FDR's party. They have no intention of doing anything other than staging an Anarchist revolution. The template they are using is Spain, 1936. There's a book about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)

169 “overnight camping”

Camping, by definition, is overnight. Otherwise it’s a picnic!
Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026 09:26 AM (tXwiM)

True dat. I used the term to indicate a single, versus multiple, night duration. Got a site at Kissimmee Prarie Park, a certified Dark Sky park..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 04, 2026 09:37 AM (nbLIj)

170 Fortunately, the flag is in good condition.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


No question about that flag flying at your house!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next Up TX MoMe ~ at July 04, 2026 09:38 AM (hOUT3)

171 My brain is like the scrap bin in a woodworker's shop. Lots of bits and pieces of pine, plywood and particle board, but occasionally I stumble upon a nice piece of cherry or mahogany...

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 09:38 AM (I0N4X)

172 Wolfus and JTB, I enjoy watching Maigret using his pipe as an extension of his body.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026


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His creator, Georges Simenon, was quite the pipe man himself. So were Faulkner, historian Shelby Foote, and the Ellery Queen cousins. The story goes that when their first novel won the first prize a national magazine was offering in '28, they trooped over to Dunhill and bought two pipes, each with the letters "EQ" stamped into it.

I wonder whatever happened to those pipes. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

173 Formation of Blackhawk helicopters and later AF1 flew over our house last evening. Neat! Happy Independence Day everyone!

Posted by: Archer at July 04, 2026 09:39 AM (wvc0i)

174 There's a prairie in Florida? I did not know that.

Posted by: In my best Johnny Carson voice at July 04, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

175 Formation of Blackhawk helicopters and later AF1 flew over our house last evening. Neat! Happy Independence Day everyone!
Posted by: Archer
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One of the few things I miss about living near an Army base is regularly seeing Blackhawks, Apaches, and Chinooks.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (QykSZ)

176 Mornin' Horde! Last year I spent Independence Day less than independent, watching fireworks from a hospital bed. Still stuck in limbo, but I'm taking the improvement! (It took our founders eight years to seal the deal, so I guess patience should be a lesson to learn there!)

Prayers for all who need, stated or not.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (mQbp+)

177 Updates on me: This past week's interviews went very well, they really liked me. Next week we'll see if they liked me _well enough_. One more likely interview round for one of the positions...

Also a prayer request! My grand-niece has not been growing properly. She's... 5 or 6?, the growth plates are fine but no growth in over a year. They've found an intestinal or bowel blockage with the latest tests and she will probably need surgery. I'm getting all this second-hand so don't have a lot of details.

Posted by: RandomDave at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (aJQbY)

178 A finial is a top of my flagpole, thought I had a picture but don't.
Mine is a aluminum spear point on top a mahogan round wood

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Ia/+0)

179 *sets Trazadone on counter so I remember later*

Not bad. The stuff we use contains chamomile, passionflower, valerian root and melatonin. Good stuff so I hope it helps when the explosions start.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (/k3in)

180 152 ... I agree with Wolfus. A bend, even a slight one, is easier to clench. Since I often prefer a larger bowl, that helps. I have some nice straight pipes but my favorites are Missouri Meerschaum corn cobs. Even their larger bowls like the Mark Twain version are light and easy to clench.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 09:42 AM (yTvNw)

181 Friedman said you can have open borders, or you can have a welfare state. But you can’t have both.

I pointed this out on a message board forum once in response to something and I thought this old leftist was going to have a stroke. He tried to ‘splain how Friedman was wrong, but it was just incoherent.

We don’t lock the doors on our house because we hate other people, it’s because we love our family.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 04, 2026 09:43 AM (tXwiM)

182 Family, friends, neighbors, church, you morons, and Country. That's how I see it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 09:43 AM (LHPAg)

183 God, family, country.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:44 AM (QykSZ)

184 The Declaration of Independence translated into American by HL Mencken:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4pth2v

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 09:45 AM (XvL8K)

185 We are slowly getting ready to see if this anniversary ceremony is a go

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:46 AM (Ia/+0)

186 Most of the mountains here are a tinderbox. Hot, dry, windy with plenty of fuel in the forests makes for ab active wildfire season. Open burn ban for the entire state. Towns throughout the Rockies have cancelled July 4th fireworks displays. Smoke blankets the state, my front deck smells like a campfire even though the nearest fire of any consequence is over fifty miles away (Aspen Acres fire >50,000 acres over toward Pueblo). Nevertheless we will gather with friends and neighbors this evening for a potluck dinner and fish fry.

God Bless America! Truth and Justice will prevail!

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 09:47 AM (I0N4X)

187 134 I hope the ayatollah's funeral provides a target-rich environment for the IAF and USAF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)

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It may be a risk but they had to do something. He was starting to smell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 04, 2026 09:47 AM (u/oMr)

188 Phone saying 87 degrees here, deck thermometer was in sun so not a good reading

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 09:48 AM (Ia/+0)

189 Missouri Meerschaum corn cobs.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 09:42 AM (yTvNw)

?! Those are three words I definitely don't understand together.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 04, 2026 09:49 AM (lFFaq)

190 Blessed are the peacemakers AND the cheesemakers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)


https://youtu.be/NFPIGNua5WM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

191 Not bad. The stuff we use contains chamomile, passionflower, valerian root and melatonin. Good stuff so I hope it helps when the explosions start.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (/k3in)

What is it? I don't find the Trazadone to be super effective, and when it does start to take effect, Tank gets bewildered. Would love to use something else.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:51 AM (h7ZuX)

192 I think that Trump should incorporate into his stump speeches a call for the Dem establishment pols, by name, to stand up against the communists. We know they won't but he should demand it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 04, 2026 09:51 AM (l26NL)

193 Happy Independence Day!

As for the Ayatollah's funeral, if I were in the IRGC I'd slip my cell phone into the pocket of my worst enemy who I knew would be in attendance. Location services: ON.

Posted by: PabloD at July 04, 2026 09:53 AM (byoW7)

194 Interesting in the year 2026 and our 250 anniversary that DemSocs are selling the FDR new bill of rights as quote unquote Freedom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)
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This is designed to gull ageing centrist Dems into thinking that it is still FDR's party. They have no intention of doing anything other than staging an Anarchist revolution. The template they are using is Spain, 1936. There's a book about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)


Mad-Manny's little rant about how America sucks and we're on stolen land and we hate immigrants isn't going to help. I thought Mandami was a more astute politician than that. He just made a huge in-kind donation to the GOP.

But he and his DemSoc loons want their Communist Utopia and they want it now. Pres. Trump is going to hang them like an albatross around the neck of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 09:54 AM (ksbjf)

195 It's almost ten a.m., I think it's late enough to mow, now, without pissing off any neighbors. Better get on it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 09:54 AM (h7ZuX)

196 I hear Trump's speech at Rushmore was excellent. If only Mitch McConnell was alive to hear it.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:54 AM (gKWVE)

197 Any excuse to cancel July 4th fireworks will do.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 09:55 AM (Kt19C)

198 Happy Independence Day!

Prayers said for all.

Posted by: Piper at July 04, 2026 09:55 AM (Wmg4n)

199 As for Ann Outhouse, I don't expect to find anything wholesome or useful from in there.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:55 AM (gKWVE)

200 155 ... "Wolfus and JTB, I enjoy watching Maigret using his pipe as an extension of his body."

Good morning Ben Had. (Hope Texas is cooler than Virginia right now.)

It's true. A pipe can become a part of you. Partly appearance, partly attitude, partly perception by others. In addition to the authors Wolfus mentioned, you can add Tolkien, CS Lewis, and Malcolm Guite. I really believe smoking a pipe lends itself to a creative approach and quiet appreciation of life.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 09:55 AM (yTvNw)

201 My previous dog freaked out over fireworks, my current one loves them. She will run towards the smoke and flame. Same breed, but this one is from a hunting line instead of a show line.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 04, 2026 09:56 AM (0U5gm)

202 The real story of the revolution:

https://tinyurl.com/2mxrv6v4

Enjoy today and remember, it's only treason if you lose.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at July 04, 2026 09:57 AM (XY7MO)

203 - God - Country - Family - Friends - Others - self

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2026 09:57 AM (dAv7M)

204 The dogs, cats nor the horses pay any notice to the fireworks.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2026 09:58 AM (afJtY)

205 Happy Independence Day! For 250 years, the greatest nation in the world!

The Boston Pops 1812, July 4, 1976. I remember it well as it ran on CBS nationally. Reportedly, The Pops, lead by Arthur Fiedler, drew a record-breaking 400,000 thousand people to the Charles River Esplanade for the performance.

Something that really struck me rewatching the performance this morning was the cameras capturing a baby and another young child in the audience, now 50 years ago.

Grammie Winger! Another blessing for us on this historical day! Always in our hearts and minds; continuing prayers for you and yours. 🙏

And continuing prayers for God's blessings & comfort for all of the Horde and Horde adjacent, especially those with particular health needs.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

206 I hope the ayatollah's funeral provides a target-rich environment for the IAF and USAF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It may be a risk but they had to do something. He was starting to smell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Not that he probably smelled all that great in life.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 04, 2026 09:59 AM (mQbp+)

207 Greetings, good morning and Happy 250th to everyone!

My wife is at her first show of the day. Her band is going to be performing at a retirement community. She's trying to negotiate the band being able to leave instead of being forced to sit for the rest of the performance.

I managed to get a few things accomplished as well and now I dedicate the day to staying within my air conditioned home and drugging the dogs before the fireworks begin.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 09:07 AM (/k3in)

Have them play Slayer's angel of death as their last song. Having to stick around won't be a problem. They might even be escorted out. Lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 09:59 AM (WQBBj)

208 You're a grand old flag,
You're a high flying flag
And forever in peace may you wave.
You're the emblem of
The land I love.
The home of the free and the brave.

Ev'ry heart beats true
'neath the Red, White and Blue,
Where there's never a boast or brag.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Keep your eye on the grand old flag.

Posted by: Zombie George M. Cohan at July 04, 2026 09:59 AM (wVcYX)

209 God - Country - Family - Friends - Others - self
___

This^

Hi TeeJ!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:00 AM (QykSZ)

210 What is it? I don't find the Trazadone to be super effective, and when it does start to take effect, Tank gets bewildered. Would love to use something else.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


"Vibeful Calming Soft Chews." We get them from Chewy.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 10:01 AM (/k3in)

211 >>> 196 I hear Trump's speech at Rushmore was excellent. If only Mitch McConnell was alive to hear it.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 04, 2026 09:54 AM (gKWVE)
















Posted by: Mitch McConnell's staff at July 04, 2026 10:01 AM (R+iUD)

212 Colostrum works. You cam get just beef colostrum. I use a product called Composure by Vetriscience. Also, CBD oil works if you need something stronger.. and one last one, Amber Naturalz makes something called Aches and Discomforts. Tends to make them sleepy. All these are for dogs, although cats can take colostrum.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2026 10:01 AM (bkuEU)

213 Paolo, it's called Peyronie's disease. There's treatments for it.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at July 04, 2026 10:01 AM (XY7MO)

214 From PowerLine Funnies:

"Put a communist in a helicopter and he will fly for a few hours. Throw him out of a helicopter and he will fly for the rest of his life'. -Augusto Pinochet.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 04, 2026 10:03 AM (l26NL)

215 The Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cobs were very popular musicians on the early episodes of Hee Haw.

Posted by: Back in the day at July 04, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

216 189 ... "Those are three words I definitely don't understand together."

Polliwog,
Missouri Meerschaum company, under that name, began making corn cob pipes before WW I. A play on using the most common material, corn cobs, with the luxury meerschaum pipes and their fancy carved bowls.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 10:03 AM (yTvNw)

217 One of the few things I miss about living near an Army base is regularly seeing Blackhawks, Apaches, and Chinooks.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 09:41 AM (QykSZ)
One of the things I miss was seeing the Blue Angels in F4s, and the memory of pickling one of them coming in low and too fast at Oceana. I as a snuffy airman on ramp watch and did know the Blue Angels were arriving.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2026 10:04 AM (LHPAg)

218 I hope the ayatollah's funeral provides a target-rich environment for the IAF and USAF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)
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I think it will be used for ISR, to track who shows up, where they came from, and where they go.

It is preferable to "disappear" those people, continuing to create a power vacuum and rendering the regime wracked by strife and distrust. Are insiders selling out rivals? Cutting deals to save themselves?

This is why people need to chill. It's a process, not an event. ...

Punitive expeditions are much more common and much more effective in the long run.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)


The "We've been defeated by Iran!!! reee!!!" people are just so wrong in their assessment that they astound me. Crude oil prices have dropped, UAE has left OPEC and is building a pipeline, and shipping has resumed through the Strait of Hormuz (despite Iran's bluster).

The MOU is not a peace treaty. It's really to let the tankers escape. If you know "go time" has a date certain, would you return? No you would not.

Who's selling oil from a safe location? Oh yah, 'Murica!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:05 AM (ksbjf)

219 Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cobs!!

Slowly I turned. Step by step . . .

Posted by: Moe Howard at July 04, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)

220 ... I agree with Wolfus. A bend, even a slight one, is easier to clench. Since I often prefer a larger bowl, that helps. I have some nice straight pipes but my favorites are Missouri Meerschaum corn cobs. Even their larger bowls like the Mark Twain version are light and easy to clench.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026


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I don't clench my pipes all that much, though. I'm more likely to hold the bowl in one hand even while puffing.

I have one vintage, a straight Keyser, with a bowl that is not very big but which is twice as heavy as my others. I've learned to clench a little higher up the stem when I do that while puffing that pipe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

221 This warning to ancient Israel resonates with me on this day of national celebration, a "feast" day if you will..

"But let judgment run down as waters, and righteousness as a mighty stream." Amos 5:24

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

222 Mad-Manny's little rant about how America sucks and we're on stolen land and we hate immigrants isn't going to help. I thought Mandami was a more astute politician than that. He just made a huge in-kind donation to the GOP.

But he and his DemSoc loons want their Communist Utopia and they want it now. Pres. Trump is going to hang them like an albatross around the neck of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 09:54 AM (ksbjf)
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The legacy media will leave all of that out and just include the FDR bits to reassure people like my parents that the Party hasn't changed at all, it's that the GOP is now run by Nazis (I mean, the bad Nazis, not the good ones like that nice man in Maine).

A lot of old Dems are in deep denial about the state of the Party, and soundbites like this are designed to reinforce that, and allow them to tune out the other parts as "GOP misinformation." They still think Russiagate is real, Hunter Biden's laptop was fake, and that J6 killed cops.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)

223 The real story of the revolution:

https://tinyurl.com/2mxrv6v4"

AMERICA!!!

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 10:09 AM (XuXeR)

224 ***Peeks in, sees all is well, sends good vibes, withdraws***

Posted by: TRex - low key dino at July 04, 2026 10:09 AM (IQ6Gq)

225 'Murrica, fuck yeah!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 04, 2026 10:09 AM (Kt19C)

226 Good morning Horde.

God Bless the USA .

So lovely to see grammie this morning. Prayers in abundance for all of the Horde and their loved ones, especially Some Rat and Mrs Franpyscho.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 10:09 AM (ibDUx)

227 Forgot to mention that my shirt of the day is the red one with the phrase "Unapologetically American." Had to put it on before my wife stole it.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 10:09 AM (/k3in)

228 I've learned to clench a little higher up"

Ahem.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 10:10 AM (XuXeR)

229 "Vibeful Calming Soft Chews." We get them from Chewy.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2026 10:01 AM (/k3in)
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I heard that Vibeful Calming Soft Chews are now touring with The Osmonds on the casino circuit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)

230 It's true. A pipe can become a part of you. Partly appearance, partly attitude, partly perception by others. In addition to the authors Wolfus mentioned, you can add Tolkien, CS Lewis, and Malcolm Guite. I really believe smoking a pipe lends itself to a creative approach and quiet appreciation of life.
Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026


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It does. In a fast-paced, "get it done yesterday" world, sitting with a pipe -- or even strolling outdoors with one -- is an oasis of calm.

Tolkien apparently liked Capstan Blue, a Virginia, and Lewis a blend called Three Nuns. You can still buy them, though they are no longer cheap, and TN has changed components, so it's not really the same blend.

Faulkner was apparently a Dunhill (now Peterson) My Match 965 fan, an English blend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

231
O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine ev'ry flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self control,
Thy liberty in law.

Posted by: The second verse at July 04, 2026 10:11 AM (2Ez/1)

232 "My native country, thee,
Land of the noble free,
Thy name I love;
I love thy rocks and rills,
Thy woods and templed hills;
My heart with rapture thrills
Like that above."

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)

233 But he and his DemSoc loons want their Communist Utopia and they want it now. Pres. Trump is going to hang them like an albatross around the neck of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 09:54 AM (ksbjf)
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The legacy media will leave all of that out and just include the FDR bits to reassure people like my parents that the Party hasn't changed at all, it's that the GOP is now run by Nazis (I mean, the bad Nazis, not the good ones like that nice man in Maine).

A lot of old Dems are in deep denial about the state of the Party, and soundbites like this are designed to reinforce that, and allow them to tune out the other parts as "GOP misinformation." They still think Russiagate is real, Hunter Biden's laptop was fake, and that J6 killed cops.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)


True, but we have very Lefty partisan Democrats like James Carville and Rahm Emanuel publicly saying that the DemSoc loons are American-hating retards. (Of course, Carville and Emanuel are really upset that the DemSoc loons are spilling beans about the Democrat party -- it's Communist in all but name for decades)

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:14 AM (ksbjf)

234 Mad-Manny's little rant about how America sucks and we're on stolen land and we hate immigrants isn't going to help. I thought Mandami was a more astute politician than that. He just made a huge in-kind donation to the GOP.
....

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)

I'm very stute!

Posted by: Madman Mamdani at July 04, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)

235 Fair amount of people out here

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 10:14 AM (qXs2h)

236 Rock, flag and eagle!!!

Posted by: Charlie Kelly at July 04, 2026 10:15 AM (l26NL)

237 Our fathers’ God, to Thee,
Author of liberty,
To Thee we sing;
Long may our land be bright
With freedom’s holy light;
Protect us by Thy might,
Great God, our King.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 10:15 AM (XuXeR)

238 The "We've been defeated by Iran!!! reee!!!" people are just so wrong in their assessment that they astound me.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:05 AM (ksbjf)
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It's amazing to me how many "conservatives" have outed themselves as mercenary shills (and dim ones at that) over the past year.

It has nothing to do with the policies per se, it's the complete lack of any reasoning ability to reach their conclusions.

I mean, expect Dems to be incoherent idiots, but this whole business of making up objectives we never had and then pointing to our failure to achieve these fantasies as some sort of failure is really amazing.

A bunch of it is about disqualifying Vance. By claiming Iran is a failure and then tying it to him, they figure they can knock him out of 2028.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:15 AM (ZOv7s)

239 > "Vibeful Calming Soft Chews."
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Trademarked by Cheech and Chong.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2026 10:15 AM (jehhT)

240 May the Lord hear the needs of the Horde.
And may the Horde have a blessed 4th.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 04, 2026 10:15 AM (NnhvP)

241 Miss Linda and I are going to survey the nearby mall as regards walking conditions. The stores will probably be open today at eleven. If we get there about ten we can see what it's like for walking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

242
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved,
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And ev'ry gain divine.

Posted by: The third verse at July 04, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

243 >>One of the things I miss was seeing the Blue Angels in F4s, and the memory of pickling one of them coming in low and too fast at Oceana. I as a snuffy airman on ramp watch and did know the Blue Angels were arriving.

Prior to the lockdowns they used to hold an air show at Quonset every year. It was pretty cool to have them roar overhead going up the bay.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:17 AM (viF8m)

244 Fair amount of people out here
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 10:14 AM (qXs2h)
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The celebration started of slow, but going to stores and walking around, people are really getting into the patriotic spirit. Driving Up North and back I listened to a lot of radio and it was all about celebrations, and all the commercials were patriotic themed.

The corporations are catching up bigly, and I don't think it's going to end today. I think people are getting a kick out of holding their heads up again and not having to say sorry for everything. Freedom is intoxicating, and highly contagious.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:19 AM (ZOv7s)

245 It's amazing to me how many "conservatives" have outed themselves as mercenary shills (and dim ones at that) over the past year.

It has nothing to do with the policies per se, it's the complete lack of any reasoning ability to reach their conclusions.

I mean, expect Dems to be incoherent idiots, but this whole business of making up objectives we never had and then pointing to our failure to achieve these fantasies as some sort of failure is really amazing.

A bunch of it is about disqualifying Vance. By claiming Iran is a failure and then tying it to him, they figure they can knock him out of 2028.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:15 AM (ZOv7s)


I've noticed the animus against Vice Pres. Vance, too. I've never found him to utter anything other than his honest appraisal -- I don't have to agree with him.

However, we've had a regular commenter declare that Vance is just as deceitful as Hillary Clinton -- an assessment that is so far removed from reality, it makes me question his motives.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:19 AM (ksbjf)

246 Huck- so how does that work? Do you launch a spud from the cannon and try to hit it with a shotgun? Or do you launch a clay pigeon and try to blast it with the spud gun?
Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 08:49 AM (I0N4X)
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Normally, we throw a frisbee and try to hit it with potato guns. Today, we have a crack shot with us and so we're going to experiment with firing a potato across the field (as if from a skeet house) and see if he can hit it. The boys are making the guns right now!

I'm pretty confident none of us will hit anything but potato guns are a lot of fun.

Afterwards we are turning pyro and firing off some fireworks, so big day!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 10:20 AM (2pEo+)

247 It's not complicated.

https://tinyurl.com/ynxnfj9y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

248 Bone-in ribeyes (Choice) @ $6.47/lb at HEB.
Fresh corn 5 for $1
Half gallon ice cream $4.98
Peaches 97 cents / lb

Texas!
'Murrica!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 10:20 AM (wVcYX)

249 Good morning Hordemates!
Happy birthday America!!!
Prayers for those in need and may God bless this great nation.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 10:21 AM (2WIwB)

250 Billionaire taxes to start at $50 M.
Bet it hits 5M before 2028.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2026 10:22 AM (/+uur)

251 Bone-in ribeyes (Choice) @ $6.47/lb at HEB.

Posted by: Count de Monet
____________

I hope you cleaned them out at that price.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 10:23 AM (XvL8K)

252 Hello, Horde! 😊💕🇺🇸🗽🎉

***waves at Grammie Winger***
Prayers are always headed your way, dear lady! Great to hear from you 💐

Glad to hear Mrs Franpsycho is doing better 💕💕💕

Prayers up for Some Rat. 🎉

And of course, prayers for all who may need them 🙏🙏🙏

My cancer numbers are staying down, and everything appears to be status quo for now. I am now 21 months into a 6-12 month prognosis. I am VERY fortunate to be responding so well to current medications. God is good!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 04, 2026 10:24 AM (SRRAx)

253 This being the Prayer Thread, I'm compelled to offer an Obscure Catholic News Update: Earlier this week, the Vatican confirmed that the SSPX's ordination of four bishops without papal approval had caused an automatic excommunication of all the clergy involved.

To be clear, the act itself broke communion; it is not a punishment.

Yesterday, instructions were released from the DDF for those wishing to repent and return to the Church. This includes both the clergy AND laity in the SSPX. An interesting feature is that SSPX priests have lost their faculties to perform valid marriages and confessions. Oof.

The process of readmission is non-trivial, especially for the clergy. The laity can simply confess and be restored to full communion.

I mention this because it dispels the notion that Pope Leo is a squish and/or that he is a Francis clone. Francis indulged the SSPX at every turn. My prayer is that Pope Leo bring this same heat against the CCP.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:24 AM (ZOv7s)

254 Teresa,

So glad that you're doing well.

God is good, indeed!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:24 AM (QykSZ)

255 Confirm thy soul with self control


The Left: What's a soul?

Also The Left: What's self control?

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2026 10:25 AM (I0N4X)

256 I haven’t paid much attention to Mayor Mamdami’s biography. Why did anybody in the Mamdani family choose to come to the USA in the first place? Was it primarily “free stuff”, or premeditated destruction?

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 04, 2026 10:26 AM (1FEc1)

257 Happy Independence Day everyone! Happy 250th, America!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 04, 2026 10:26 AM (jGGMD)

258 Glory to the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. As is was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Today (Independence Day) is an Optional Memorial in the Liturgical Calendar. May the United States continue to receive the blessings of Divine Providence.

***

I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ksbjf)

259 Islamic scholar in California, Uthman Farooq, has a message to Americans:

“You cannot stop Islam in America. This is NOT your country, this is OUR country. This is the land of Allah. If you want to live in a place with no Muslims, I suggest you go to hell.”

https://tinyurl.com/4msf7kzv

Bless his heathen heart...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:27 AM (QykSZ)

260 !!!Happy 250th birthday, all!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2026 10:27 AM (X8xt3)

261 252 ... "My cancer numbers are staying down, and everything appears to be status quo for now. I am now 21 months into a 6-12 month prognosis. I am VERY fortunate to be responding so well to current medications. God is good!"

Teresa, So glad to hear that. You are always in our prayers.

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2026 10:27 AM (yTvNw)

262 Wishing all of the Horde an enjoyable Independence Day celebration! Sis-boom-bah!!

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 04, 2026 10:28 AM (Z/Qq6)

263 >> Islamic scholar in California, Uthman Farooq, has a message to Americans:


False bravado.
Message has gone out to demoralize up on 250th.
Ha! As if!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2026 10:29 AM (X8xt3)

264 I should clarify that SSPX is the Priestly Society of St. Pius X, a group that broke away after Vatican II and its leaders were excommunicated for ordaining bishops in 1988, though this schism was subsequently healed by Benedict XVI.

There has been a back and forth over the consecration all year, and as part of negotiations, the SSPX circulated a statement of beliefs that clearly stated they regarded the current form of the Mass as invalid and that none of the sacraments offered since Vatican II (other than theirs) were valid, either.

So yeah, when you announce you're more Catholic than the Church, maybe take a moment for reflection.

Other fun fact: the rite of ordaining a bishop actually includes a statement that this is done with the pope's blessing. I've not yet seen if they left this part out or lied about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:29 AM (ZOv7s)

265 Was it primarily “free stuff”, or premeditated destruction?
___

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Islam is on the march, and the Great Satan is in the crosshairs.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:29 AM (QykSZ)

266 >>I haven’t paid much attention to Mayor Mamdami’s biography. Why did anybody in the Mamdani family choose to come to the USA in the first place? Was it primarily “free stuff”, or premeditated destruction?


His dada is a professor of Hatred at Columbia.
His mom is a celebrated Hollywood movie director.
They have homes in India, Uganda, and USA (maybe elsewhere?).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2026 10:30 AM (X8xt3)

267 I hope you cleaned them out at that price.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 04, 2026 10:23 AM (XvL8K)

Just the one family pak today - 3 monster ribeyes. I can go back for more thru Tuesday!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 10:31 AM (wVcYX)

268 This being the Prayer Thread, I'm compelled to offer an Obscure Catholic News Update: Earlier this week, the Vatican confirmed that the SSPX's ordination of four bishops without papal approval had caused an automatic excommunication of all the clergy involved.

To be clear, the act itself broke communion; it is not a punishment.

Yesterday, instructions were released from the DDF for those wishing to repent and return to the Church. This includes both the clergy AND laity in the SSPX. An interesting feature is that SSPX priests have lost their faculties to perform valid marriages and confessions. Oof.

The process of readmission is non-trivial, especially for the clergy. The laity can simply confess and be restored to full communion.

I mention this because it dispels the notion that Pope Leo is a squish and/or that he is a Francis clone. Francis indulged the SSPX at every turn. My prayer is that Pope Leo bring this same heat against the CCP.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:24 AM (ZOv7s)


I was surprised that the SSPX essentially decided to become schismatic. It pulled the laity into a squabble between different levels of the hierarchy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:31 AM (ksbjf)

269 >>My cancer numbers are staying down, and everything appears to be status quo for now. I am now 21 months into a 6-12 month prognosis. I am VERY fortunate to be responding so well to current medications. God is good!


Woohooo!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2026 10:32 AM (X8xt3)

270 >>I haven’t paid much attention to Mayor Mamdami’s biography. Why did anybody in the Mamdani family choose to come to the USA in the first place?

His father got a job a Columbia, of course, teaching African political history. He doesn't call himself a marxist either but he is one.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:33 AM (viF8m)

271 Islamic scholar in California, Uthman Farooq, has a message to Americans:

“You cannot stop Islam in America. This is NOT your country, this is OUR country. This is the land of Allah. If you want to live in a place with no Muslims, I suggest you go to hell.”

https://tinyurl.com/4msf7kzv

Bless his heathen heart...
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026


***
* Trump moves Farooq to the top of the deportation list * (in a sane USA, anyway)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

272 I haven't made a formal prayer request, but Mama Publius is in the hospital, today is Day 7. Shortness of breath was due to a blood clot. They put her on blood thinners. A small hematoma on her left lower leg became huge and they had to perform a fasciotomy (which required general anesthesia).

The blood thinners are discontinued. Clot risk is preferable, given the circumstances. But the wound care from that operation is gruesome, my friends. I think they're keeping her there until it stabilizes. Meanwhile she's got to keep her legs up. That's going to make her pretty weak.

At this time we don't know what to expect or how to prepare for her here. Hospital bed, maybe? Before this began she was moving around fine with her rollator. I was hoping that could continue.

General prayers for fortitude, please. Especially for me because I decided that today is my Independence Day from tobacco.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 04, 2026 10:33 AM (w6EFb)

273 Prayers for all.

Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: Mick at July 04, 2026 10:35 AM (HFx9z)

274 I had a random thought. The old saw about those who are ignorant of history being doomed to repeat it is a stupid bit of sophistry.

Not that studying history isn't enormously useful. It is.

But if you study it enough, you'll eventually notice that - for better or worse - many of its innovative moments came from actual illiterates, or people with little interest in history at all, and that many of its most unfortunate turns came from the educated classes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 04, 2026 10:36 AM (BI5O2)

275 Prayers up, Miley.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 04, 2026 10:36 AM (QykSZ)

276 I should clarify that SSPX is the Priestly Society of St. Pius X, a group that broke away after Vatican II and its leaders were excommunicated for ordaining bishops in 1988, though this schism was subsequently healed by Benedict XVI.

There has been a back and forth over the consecration all year, and as part of negotiations, the SSPX circulated a statement of beliefs that clearly stated they regarded the current form of the Mass as invalid and that none of the sacraments offered since Vatican II (other than theirs) were valid, either.

So yeah, when you announce you're more Catholic than the Church, maybe take a moment for reflection.

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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:29 AM (ZOv7s)


I had not known that they had done that. That was pretty arrogant on the part of the SSPX. No wonder Pope Leo XIV dropped the hammer.

While I have my own dislike of some features of the Novus Ordo Mass as implemented (mainly the rejection of celebrating Ad Orientum and bad happy-clappy Hippy music), it is perfectly licit. It received the approval of St. Pope Paul VI.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:37 AM (ksbjf)

277 Today feels like a Friday to me.

Anyway, flag is up! Coffee is brewing.
Happy 250th, USA!

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2026 10:38 AM (5rh/l)

278 Happy Independence Day, troublemakers!

Prayers up, Miley.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2026 10:38 AM (kpS4V)

279 Good morning all
So good to see so many familiar nics but difficult to see people's troubles. Sending hugs to all who need them. ❤️❤️❤️
Remember....
https://x.com/RinkusSharon/status/2073401326562648144?s=20

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 04, 2026 10:39 AM (kJmSS)

280 Article at American Thinker on 1976 to today how America and ( not so ) Great Britain have come along.
England would be the 51st state in economic ranking today
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 08:15 AM (Ia/+0)

Bey they have health care and education and 12 weeks vacations and GDP per capita is meaningless since Elon is a trillionaire and every other American is poor.

Posted by: Reddit at July 04, 2026 10:39 AM (2l5vB)

281 "...and that many of its most unfortunate turns came from the educated classes."

Posted by: YD at July 04, 2026 10:36 AM
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Hence the phrase: "An idea so dumb, only an intellectual would believe it."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)

282 But if you study it enough, you'll eventually notice that - for better or worse - many of its innovative moments came from actual illiterates, or people with little interest in history at all, and that many of its most unfortunate turns came from the educated classes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 04, 2026 10:36 AM (BI5O2)
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Correction: "educated" classes.

They have degrees, credentials but zero knowledge of the actual world. I can't recall if it was Orwell or Lewis that said some things are so stupid that only the educated can believe them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:40 AM (ZOv7s)

283 @277 Like a rotten mackerel by moonlight.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 04, 2026 10:41 AM (G2hPk)

284 Hordemind strikes again.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

285 GB was already pretty messed up by the '70s. They got a reprieve in the '80s and '90s, but the slide into the garbage bin has accelerated since.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 04, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

286 While I have my own dislike of some features of the Novus Ordo Mass as implemented (mainly the rejection of celebrating Ad Orientum and bad happy-clappy Hippy music), it is perfectly licit. It received the approval of St. Pope Paul VI.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:37 AM (ksbjf)
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I suspect they will become like the Old Catholics, who initially rejected Vatican I and were super-Traditionalist, and now ordain women.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:41 AM (ZOv7s)

287 >>Mad-Manny's little rant about how America sucks and we're on stolen land and we hate immigrants isn't going to help. I thought Mandami was a more astute politician than that. He just made a huge in-kind donation to the GOP.
....


The visuals of that speech were choreographed -- and so farcical!

Dude, you're sitting on the wrong side of the desk, trapped between it and a fireplace.

And his lil' people props, no doubt handpicked to represent all the preferred immigrant nations: why so dour?! Gripping your prop flags like you're not sure what to do with them and looking grimly into the camera.

Whatever image he thought he was projecting was lost is that pathetic display of arrogance.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2026 10:42 AM (X8xt3)

288 Speaking of bad happy-clappy Hippy music, the 2nd edition of the English translation of the Liturgy of the Hours is removing all of the bad music and restoring the actual hymns in the Latin original. The translation will also be more faithful to the Latin.

Effective Lent 2027, ALL priests, religious brothers and sisters will be using the new brevary.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:42 AM (ksbjf)

289 >>They have degrees, credentials but zero knowledge of the actual world. I can't recall if it was Orwell or Lewis that said some things are so stupid that only the educated can believe them.

Look at the new wave of communists taking over the Democrat Party. Virtually all of them, including Mamdani, have never had a real job. Lots of education, zero real world knowledge.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

290
I love to sit down and have a beer with Catholic friends and relatives in kid with them in a Martin Luther way about doctrine.

I'm sure it would work that way with Muslims, too. I could envision them smiling and laughing like Mandami.

At least before the Fatwa is issued on my fat white ass.

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2026 10:44 AM (Y8DZL)

291 Hordemind strikes again.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)
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Indeed.

Orwell's Homage to Catalonia does a great job of mapping out some of the lies that intellectuals bought into regarding Spain (and this clearly informed both Animal Farm and 1984), but if you read it without full understanding of what's going on (which I did back in the day), it's really confusing.

Happily, Long Live Death can help make sense of it, and you can see the logical contortions of leftist as they lauded "Spain's Embattled Democracy" that burned churches, lynched clergy and ran secret prisons and murdered dissenters.

Oh, and the International Brigades were not composed of "anti-fascist idealists" but card-carrying Communists recruited by Comintern. Those few who *were* liberals were liquided, sometimes by tribunal, but often by being shot in the back during action, which saved on paperwork.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ZOv7s)

292 Happy 250th Fourth of July!

"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."

Rocky turned 50 this year and Big Trouble in Little China turned 40. Maybe will watch one of those today while I eat grilled meat, and then see fireworks later tonight.

Posted by: LizLem at July 04, 2026 10:46 AM (gWBY1)

293 This song seems especially appropriate for today's Prayer Thread: The Battle Hymn of the Republic, by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the West Point Band.

https://youtu.be/yAqNe-m0a8s

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 10:47 AM (qx7Zg)

294 >>They have degrees, credentials but zero knowledge of the actual world. I can't recall if it was Orwell or Lewis that said some things are so stupid that only the educated can believe them.

Look at the new wave of communists taking over the Democrat Party. Virtually all of them, including Mamdani, have never had a real job. Lots of education, zero real world knowledge.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)


No experience in running even a lemonade stand, but lots and lots of hubris. Collectivism is demonic -- it requires the commission of the Sins of Pride, Wrath, Envy and Greed. Any spirit of agape' is conspicuously absent, despite their protestations of caring about the downtrodden.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:47 AM (ksbjf)

295
It pulled the laity into a squabble between different levels of the hierarchy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:31 AM (ksbjf)

______________

There are bad knock-on effects even for those who don't adhere to the SSPX.

- Even those TLM groups in full communion with Rome will now come under suspicion.

- Bishops are more likely to see anyone advocating for the TLM as a potential schismatic. Forget about an expansion of diocesan TLM offerings.

- Those faithful who are curious about the TLM are now going to get scared off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:47 AM (O0L8i)

296 I'm sure it would work that way with Muslims, too. I could envision them smiling and laughing like Mandami.

At least before the Fatwa is issued on my fat white ass.

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2026 10:44 AM (Y8DZL)
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I like the dichotomy of them declaring America's Constitution invalid and that they will replace it with sharia, and...

fighting deportation tooth and nail.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:48 AM (ZOv7s)

297 Wait. I thought Turkey was for Thanksgiving.


People
@people
Patti LuPone ‘Furious’ After She Learns LGBTQ+ Cruise She’s Set to Perform on Is Banned from Traveling Through Turkey
. . . .
Turkey just banned a cruise ship carrying nearly 2,000 gay travelers, including Broadway legend Patti LuPone, from docking in Kuşadası and Istanbul.
Officials called the passengers a threat to their "moral values."
Istanbul police then raided a gay nightclub that had operated for 18 years, because it planned to welcome the cruise's passengers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

298 Happy Independence Day, MisHum and Horde!

The early gopher gets the .22, bwahaha!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:49 AM (1z8ji)

299 >>Rocky turned 50 this year and Big Trouble in Little China turned 40. Maybe will watch one of those today while I eat grilled meat, and then see fireworks later tonight.


"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2026 10:49 AM (X8xt3)

300 It pulled the laity into a squabble between different levels of the hierarchy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:31 AM (ksbjf)

______________

There are bad knock-on effects even for those who don't adhere to the SSPX.

- Even those TLM groups in full communion with Rome will now come under suspicion.

- Bishops are more likely to see anyone advocating for the TLM as a potential schismatic. Forget about an expansion of diocesan TLM offerings.

- Those faithful who are curious about the TLM are now going to get scared off.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:47 AM (O0L8i)


Yes, has occurred to me, too.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2026 10:49 AM (ksbjf)

301 >>Mad-Manny's little rant about how America sucks and we're on stolen land and we hate immigrants isn't going to help. I thought Mandami was a more astute politician than that. He just made a huge in-kind donation to the GOP.


Land acknowledgements make me want to throw-up. I can't believe Indian tribes want this. Seems to me it just rubs salt in whatever wounds Indian tribe activists are still nursing. Activists being the key word.

Either give the land to the tribe(s), pay rent to them, or shut up.

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2026 10:51 AM (5rh/l)

302 Hey, Patti. It's now pronounced Turkey, eh?
Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Doug and Bob McKenzie at July 04, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

303 Islamic scholar in California, Uthman Farooq, has a message to Americans:"

My message to him: 5.56.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 10:51 AM (cGjQu)

304 [[[[grammie!]]]]
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:13 AM (iTZ6k)

Goes for me, too!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:51 AM (1z8ji)

305 Happy Birthday to the GREATEST country, The United States of America.

Long may you live.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 04, 2026 10:51 AM (OF02a)

306 There are bad knock-on effects even for those who don't adhere to the SSPX.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:47 AM (O0L8i)
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I disagree. Francis indulged the SSPX even as he worked to crush the TLM.

The SSPX is trying to claim a mantle of martyrdom over the TLM, but it is dishonest. The record is clear - their own "statement of beliefs" goes way beyond just wanting the TLM, and there is zero reason for their "emergency" other than they fancy themselves wholly independent of Rome.

I think it actually removes the TLM from the discussion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:52 AM (ZOv7s)

307 Turkey just banned a cruise ship carrying nearly 2,000 gay travelers, including Broadway legend Patti LuPone, from docking in Kuşadası and Istanbul.



We’re confused.

Posted by: Queers for Palestine at July 04, 2026 10:52 AM (2l5vB)

308 Turkey just banned a cruise ship carrying nearly 2,000 gay travelers, including Broadway legend Patti LuPone, from docking in Kuşadası and Istanbul.
Officials called the passengers a threat to their "moral values."
Istanbul police then raided a gay nightclub that had operated for 18 years, because it planned to welcome the cruise's passengers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)
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So close to Pride Month?!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 10:53 AM (ZOv7s)

309 >>@people
Patti LuPone ‘Furious’ After She Learns LGBTQ+ Cruise She’s Set to Perform on Is Banned from Traveling Through Turkey


IT'S FUNNY THAT IT TAKES HER LGBTQ CRUISE PLANS BEING SPOILED TO FINALLY GET UPSET WITH ISLAM'S OPRESSION. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, BUTTERCUP?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 04, 2026 10:53 AM (X8xt3)

310 Quite a show going on in NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:53 AM (viF8m)

311
From yesterday

"I would like to acknowledge that this meeting is being held on the lands of heathen savages, who slaughtered the previous inhabitants and then grubbed around uselessly before we came along to redeem it and made it productive and prosperous."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 10:54 AM (O0L8i)

312 Farooq you, buddy.

Posted by: We're all thinking it at July 04, 2026 10:54 AM (2Ez/1)

313 Video shows "Minnesota" children talking about how Somalia is the best country in the world

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Hey, I know you all could go there to live!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)

314 Who names their kid "Uthman?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 04, 2026 10:57 AM (2Ez/1)

315 So I'll just drive to the dairy for some fresh milk, come home and at some point watch 1776.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 04, 2026 08:46 AM (qRla/)

So you are ceding the field to the rabble, then? Why not go, bearing a stout cane for bashing Commie skulls?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 10:59 AM (1z8ji)

316 I also think that Pope Leo showing that he is unafraid to slap down bishops in a very public way should alarm those prelates persecuting the TLM to the great harm of their flock, especially given Pope Leo's high-profile embrace of it, and advocacy for it.

If the SSPX had just been about the TLM and the old forms and traditions, it would have been fine. They could have found many sympathetic bishops to provide for their pastoral needs and I hope its leaders come to their senses, put aside their pride and humbly return to the Church.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 11:00 AM (ZOv7s)

317 Tokyo Lights up the Sky With Massive Fireworks and Drone Show to Mark America’s 250th Anniversary

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It's only fair. We lit up their cities 80+ years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7)

318 I wak up early, and get to see so many faces here that I haven't for a while.

Grammie - get well. We miss your humor! Hopefully they let you watch baseball.

Prayers up for those on the prayer list, the Horde, and this wonderful nation.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 11:01 AM (qx7Zg)

319 Who names their kid "Uthman?"
Ufuk.
That's who.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 04, 2026 11:02 AM (G2hPk)

320
If the SSPX had just been about the TLM and the old forms and traditions, it would have been fine. 

_____________

I got enough trouble getting to the end of the day without getting on the Almighty's Naughty List.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (O0L8i)

321 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (NcvvS)

322 >>They have degrees, credentials but zero knowledge of the actual world. I can't recall if it was Orwell or Lewis that said some things are so stupid that only the educated can believe them.

Look at the new wave of communists taking over the Democrat Party. Virtually all of them, including Mamdani, have never had a real job. Lots of education, zero real world knowledge.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

No experience in running even a lemonade stand, but lots and lots of hubris. Collectivism is demonic -- it requires the commission of the Sins of Pride, Wrath, Envy and Greed. Any spirit of agape' is conspicuously absent, despite their protestations of caring about the downtrodden.


I jut don't get this argument. I, unlike all the "real world" types you adore, have never failed at anything. True, I've never attempted anything, but my record is perfect.

Posted by: Zorro Mamdani at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

323 Tokyo Lights up the Sky With Massive Fireworks and Drone Show to Mark America’s 250th Anniversary

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It's only fair. We lit up their cities 80+ years ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7)
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Japan's heel turn in the 1920s was a world-historic tragedy. I love that our nations have grown so close together.

Trump joking about Pearl Harbor with the Japanese PM was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (ZOv7s)

324
314 Who names their kid "Uthman?"
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 04, 2026 10:57 AM (2Ez/1)

Thomeone who couldn’t thay “Usman”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (H8EHh)

325 Hadrian @311:

Snort!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 11:03 AM (2WIwB)

326 >>Quite a show going on in NYC.

Oh, have Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Swift come out of seclusion to greet their adoring commoners?

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2026 11:04 AM (J4Dwc)

327 Allah sounds like a thoroughly unlikeable fake god, Mohammed-if he even actually existed an -envious, nasty, violent war Lord and Islam no religion for women

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 11:05 AM (8Xy/A)

328 Regarding the SSPX, it is clear that Leo, as Francis before him, was never going to let there be new bishops. When the current crop die, no new ordinations of priests.

Leo is a tyrant.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 04, 2026 11:05 AM (qFwJc)

329
And the SSPX stepped over a line that they were told not to cross, the line that would guarantee under any Pope that they'd get what they got. So my sympathy for them in their present plight is now near zero.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 11:05 AM (O0L8i)

330 I see, jets of red, trailing smoke of blue
Rockets red glare, and tall ships too
Celebrating 250 as americans do
And I think to myself.......what a wonderful world!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqyrmQbd5S0

Posted by: Ernest T Bass at July 04, 2026 11:07 AM (jrgJz)

331 Poll: Nearly Half of Americans Don’t Know What America’s 250th Is Celebrating

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I think it was the birth of Keith Richards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 04, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)

332 A movie I thought about after I went to bed last night: “Climate the Movie”. It’s an updated version of a similar movie put out earlier. It’s a counter to movies like “An Inconvenient Truth”. You can watch it on EweTube:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=zmfRG8-RHEI&ra=m

The Tube of Ewes is rejecting URL shortener links, so please use the above, taking out any spaces.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 11:09 AM (ZVgZ4)

333 - excommunicated. Out of communion.
Does that mean they're going to hell unless the repent to "the Church?" To the "Holy Father?"
I think I've seen that's one of the pope's titles. Along with father such and such for priests.

Matthew 23:9 - And call no man your Father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2026 11:12 AM (dAv7M)

334 "...and Islam no religion for women
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 11:05 AM"
+++++

Islam isn't a religion.

Posted by: In case you haven't noticed at July 04, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)

335 * Trump moves Farooq to the top of the deportation list * (in a sane USA, anyway)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

Top of the wood chipper list would be preferable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2026 11:15 AM (1z8ji)

336 Japan's heel turn in the 1920s was a world-historic tragedy. I love that our nations have grown so close together.

Yes, the Taisho era was less militaristic and more benevolent than the succeeding Showa era. But the Japanese had already taken over Korea in 1910, during the Taisho era. Ask the Koreans about their treatment from 1910 to 1945 by the Japanese.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 11:16 AM (ZVgZ4)

337 336 Japan's heel turn in the 1920s was a world-historic tragedy. I love that our nations have grown so close together.
****
In 1945 they tried to kill my dad off the coast of Okinawa.
Now I drive a vehicle made in Japan.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2026 11:19 AM (2Ez/1)

338 Above, 'Not only is July 4 of the this year the nation's 250th anniversary, it is also the bicentennial of the birth of Stephen C. Foster (1826 - 1864).'

Here is his "Camptown Races" HT - Isophorone Blog

Nice. Thanks.

I definitely had some very early liberal elementary school teachers as a kid near a northern city.

They took us to the UN, the Liberty Bell. They taught us about the Holocaust; branches of US government, capitals & economies of all states, so much more.

SE PA was known as the birthplace of American abolitionism. 🤷‍♀️ Since Northern abolitionists had championed several of Stephen Foster's songs, we were taught them in elementary school. Then they were blended into daily U.S. history lessons (anti-slavery) along with Pete Seeger's songs (If I had a hammer, etc.), anthems for labor and civil rights.

It was significant in lessons that Martin Luther King Jr. had spent 4 years in Chester, PA (Delaware County), 1948 to 1951, studying at Crozer Theological Seminary. Also that Peter, Paul & Mary had performed Seeger's 'If I Had a Hammer' at the 1963 March on Washington, standing alongside Dr. King.

Later came the riots & marches.

Scary back then, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 11:27 AM (NFX2v)

339 Posted by: In case you haven't noticed at July 04, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)

They think it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 11:30 AM (D+BhG)

340 I was getting ready to report to West Point on July 7, 1976. That meant I flew out of Huntsville, AL, on the 6th to land in LaGuardia Airport in time to catch a bus to Highland Falls, NY.

The past is a different world.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 04, 2026 11:37 AM (7iEFu)

341 This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast, Sister.

Posted by: Allen Jenkins In A Cab at July 04, 2026 06:12 PM (oftw2)

Daily Tech News INDEPENDENCE DAY 2026

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1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:34 AM (6wpGE)

2 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:37 AM (ntk8v)

3 w00t

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:39 AM (6wpGE)

4 Sitting - or lying down - for more than 30 minutes at a time has been linked to an increased risk of dying of cancer. (The Guardian)

So has drinking water and breathing air.



Living is bad for your health.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:40 AM (ntk8v)

5 Living is bad for your health.
Posted by: Puddleglum

So is dying.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 04, 2026 04:41 AM (obVEo)

6 When you die, your health issues end.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:44 AM (ntk8v)

7 I am assuming the Guardian is UK based? They nicely provided a picture of some ladies in burqas and sneakers out walking. Lovely

Posted by: Molly k. at July 04, 2026 04:45 AM (j/yko)

8 The Champs - Tequila

Could not have named that band to save my life.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:46 AM (6wpGE)

9 Guten morgen, horde.
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'I recognised at least one of those words.'

I recognized all of them and it made me think about trying marijuana again.

Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 04:47 AM (xyH2B)

10 7 I am assuming the Guardian is UK based? They nicely provided a picture of some ladies in burqas and sneakers out walking. Lovely
Posted by: Molly k. at July 04, 2026 04:45 AM (j/yko)

It's The Grauniad.

https://tinyurl.com/2dxkue4s

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE)

11 Sitting - or lying down - for more than 30 minutes at a time has been linked to an increased risk of dying of cancer. (The Guardian

That is one stupid headline.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 04:49 AM (D+BhG)

12 I had to look up "Bloober Team" which is apparently a Polish game developer, not that I knew what the other things were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 04:52 AM (D+BhG)

13 I have some margarita mix that says happy independence day to mexico because we didn't annex you for your tequila. Keep an eye looking over your shoulder.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 05:00 AM (fkjGs)

14 9
'I recognised at least one of those words.'

I recognized all of them and it made me think about trying marijuana again.

Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 04:47 AM (xyH2B)

"All" is "at least one."

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:02 AM (6wpGE)

15 Happy 4th everybody

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 04, 2026 05:03 AM (S8cdb)

16 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 04, 2026 05:07 AM (V0/Sp)

17
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:44 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 04, 2026 05:03 AM (S8cdb)

Both of you are inside the beltway!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:08 AM (6wpGE)

18 Happy Birthday America

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

19 >>> The Champs - Tequila
Could not have named that band to save my life.

But I bet you would hear the song in your head if you saw someone doing the Pee Wee Herman dance.

Posted by: fluffy at July 04, 2026 05:13 AM (V0/Sp)

20 Lots of good Independence Day links up at

@LOLNeverTweet

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:21 AM (6wpGE)

21 ... including

NeverTweet
@LOLNeverTweet
19h
This thing just gave me a hippie seizure, man.

Nick Gillespie
@nickgillespie
Jul 2
Happy 250th. Watch this incredible, psychedelic film created by Vince Collins for the Bicentennial. This is about the greatest film any government anywhere ever produced.

(3:25)

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:22 AM (6wpGE)

22 A bang and a flash
Cut and slash
The night air's peace
Like water and grease
The light and fire sings
As our freedom rings


fin

Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 05:23 AM (xyH2B)

23 Disclaimer: Did you do something with your hair?

Set it on fire?

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:28 AM (6wpGE)

24 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 04, 2026 05:30 AM (dmoni)

25
Mount Rushmore fireworks show 2026 finale follows Trump speech commemorating America's 250th

https://tinyurl.com/2bdyrp5t

(2:27)

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)

26 A shoutout to Ace!

NeverTweet retweeted
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
Jul 2
Watching Kill Bill for the nth time and just realized that when Vivica A. Fox’s character pulls the gun in the cereal box move, the cereal is called “Kaboom”.

Only related by name, Ace’s Kaboom piece is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

https://tinyurl.com/4snt7shc

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

27 Detail of Kaboom Cereal.
Nothing says "part of a balanced breakfast"
like the Faces of the Unquiet Dead.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

28 Good morning. The wife waxes more full by the day.

Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:42 AM (zZxsY)

29 International Fellowship of Christians and Jews

Devotional on Proverbs 14:30- " A peaceful heart"

https://tinyurl.com/bdfeu68h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 05:45 AM (D+BhG)

30 Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:42 AM (zZxsY

May the Lord bless all three of you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 05:50 AM (D+BhG)

31 Thanks, Fen. I prayed that God would send something happy into your life to occupy your thoughts.

Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:55 AM (zZxsY)

32 Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:55 AM (zZxsY)

Thanks. That's kind of you. I think I'm usually a happy person, aside from being irritated by stupid headlines from "The Guardian" about needing to move every thirty minutes to avoid getting cancer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 05:59 AM (7RYym)

33 "The Guardian" is a misnomer. Who are they guarding?

The fascist police state.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 04, 2026 06:01 AM (qFwJc)

34 ‘MURICA ! Heck yes !!!

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 04, 2026 06:06 AM (1FEc1)

35 34 ‘MURICA ! Heck yes !!!
Posted by: Fenderbender at July 04, 2026 06:06 AM (1FEc1)

🇺🇸

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:09 AM (6wpGE)

36 "Intel just increased the price on a broad range of its CPUs."

And with that comes the realization that I'm probably not building a new system for myself for years until the computing components market finally trips over its own greed and faceplants in the dust for a while.

I'll spend my money once they're forced to show humility and reasonableness in pricing again. Not before.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)

37 Evening and morning for the late (and holiday) toilers and early risers! America is 250!!! Long may she reign!

(Pixy is right. America does look better than she did at 240.) (And the redhead grilling girl in the cartoon atop last night's ONT is hot.)

We watched Ian McKellen in Mr. Holmes last night. Not a fast-paced film, but despite depicting Sherlock at 93 (in 1947 England) as having recurrent dementia symptoms -- part of the plot; the movie is based on a novel -- it's pretty respectful to the original material. And there are even two deductive surprises delivered neatly by Mr. Holmes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

38 @11/FenelonSpoke: "That is one stupid headline."

Guardian News & Media is a stupid company.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW)

39 We gave the cats calming treats last night, in preparation for any fireworks outside. There were very few. Maybe the usual suspects are waiting for tonight.

The calming (just some melatonin) took a while to kick in, but then Stirling climbed into my lap -- despite Miss Linda having her feet already in said lap -- to work my arm and doze for a while. Third time that day, yet. And Dagny climbed to the back of the sofa and slept behind my head all during the movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

40 WE hold these truths to be SELF EVIDENT

that all men are created equal

and endowed by their Creator

with certain UNALIENABLE rights

life. liberty and the pursuit of happiness

(those written words and the work and sacrifice of the people over the last 250 years to implement them are what I'm celebrating today)

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 04, 2026 06:24 AM (S8cdb)

41 G'mornin' everyone!

Wishing everyone a Glorious Independence Day!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 04, 2026 06:25 AM (VyBeY)

42 We have a heat index of 89, but no wind to speak of. After my second cup of black juice, I fully intend to change, stretch, and walk -- just walk -- for a half an hour, to make up for yesterday's laziness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

43 Happy birthday, America! You don't look a day over 240!

(Actually you look a lot better than you did at 240, but we won't go into that.)
--------
Fernando de Soto did find the Fountain of Youth in Florida.


also

The Ladies of The Villages are in need of a capable IT lad with a charming accent

Posted by: Relocation Expert Miklos at July 04, 2026 06:26 AM (6VErX)

44 - that's a PC case? wow, come a long way from putty-color metal box!

- gotta love the acronym BLERK, amirite?

- oh, and good for GitHub! Sony deserves mockery, and worse.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 04, 2026 06:29 AM (VyBeY)

45 Yeah that was always the catch in the sweetened breakfast cereals: that they are (said to be) *part* of a balanced breakfast. At age ten, and on many occasions later, I missed that part.

That said, some corn or bran flakes in milk is pretty tasty, and the liquid helps to rehydrate you after a night's sleep.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9)

46 Don't know what happened

But Pixy's musical selections are the best since the Tech Thread started in 1963

Posted by: Musicological Miklos, prepared, in fact, to dance at July 04, 2026 06:31 AM (6VErX)

47 The Ladies of The Villages are in need of a capable IT lad with a charming accent
Posted by: Relocation Expert Miklos at July 04, 2026


***
Would a Shatner- or Michael J. Fox-esque Canadian accent qualify for that? If so, I'm ready!

Oh. Wait. That means Florida weather. Uh, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:32 AM (wzUl9)

48
Good morning, Hordians.

God bless the United States! May her enemies always be vanquished!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 06:32 AM (O0L8i)

49 80° already with thunderstorms this afternoon to make things worse.

Posted by: Accomack at July 04, 2026 06:34 AM (sStKZ)

50 Just got back from a walk here, 68 degrees with 99 percent humidity. It's going to be a hot sticky day, basically just like the last 5 days.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 04, 2026 06:34 AM (j/yko)

51 That article promoting physical activity features a photo of a group of head-to-toe black-bag people walking through jolly olde England. Looks like they've been conquered.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 04, 2026 06:35 AM (lP31d)

52 a balanced breakfast. At age ten, and on many occasions later, I missed that part.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

When I was a kid, a "balanced breakfast" meant doing everything morning including some food probably but get your young backside out the door on time

Posted by: Miklos had it rough, I tell ya at July 04, 2026 06:35 AM (6VErX)

53 Just got back from a walk here, 68 degrees with 99 percent humidity. It's going to be a hot sticky day, basically just like the last 5 days.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 04, 2026


***
Even with the humidity, 68 at dawn in July sounds like a dream.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:35 AM (wzUl9)

54 When I was a kid, a "balanced breakfast" meant doing everything morning including some food probably but get your young backside out the door on time
Posted by: Miklos had it rough, I tell ya at July 04, 2026 06:35 AM (6VErX)

"The hell i'm giving you a ride to school because you missed the bus hee-hawing around deciding which sneakers to wear"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 04, 2026 06:36 AM (Ot/FD)

55 36 "Intel just increased the price on a broad range of its CPUs."

And with that comes the realization that I'm probably not building a new system for myself for years until the computing components market finally trips over its own greed and faceplants in the dust for a while.

I'll spend my money once they're forced to show humility and reasonableness in pricing again. Not before.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)

"Probably."

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:36 AM (6wpGE)

56 Oh. Wait. That means Florida weather. Uh, no.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

The Ladies have money for AC, you charming lad.

It will only get as hot as you make it

Posted by: The Ladies of The Villages at July 04, 2026 06:37 AM (6VErX)

57 51 That article promoting physical activity features a photo of a group of head-to-toe black-bag people walking through jolly olde England. Looks like they've been conquered.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 04, 2026 06:35 AM (lP31d)

Hajjercize?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 04, 2026 06:37 AM (Ot/FD)

58 I see Molly already commented about the typical Brits pictured in the article.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 04, 2026 06:39 AM (lP31d)

59 43 Happy birthday, America! You don't look a day over 240!

(Actually you look a lot better than you did at 240, but we won't go into that.)
--------
Fernando de Soto did find the Fountain of Youth in Florida.

also

The Ladies of The Villages are in need of a capable IT lad with a charming accent
Posted by: Relocation Expert Miklos at July 04, 2026 06:26 AM (6VErX)

Pixy?

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:40 AM (6wpGE)

60 "The hell i'm giving you a ride to school because you missed the bus hee-hawing around deciding which sneakers to wear"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I don't remember any "Hee-hawing" in the morning.

We always watched Hee-Haw, but that was around dinner time

Posted by: Junior Miklos Samples . BR-549 at July 04, 2026 06:41 AM (6VErX)

61 That article promoting physical activity features a photo of a group of head-to-toe black-bag people walking through jolly olde England. Looks like they've been conquered.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 04, 2026 06:35 AM (lP31d)

Hajjercize?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Not a Jolly good Pub Crawl

Posted by: Miklos likes his Pints at July 04, 2026 06:43 AM (6VErX)

62
"Sitting for more than 30 minutes at a time linked to higher risk of cancer death"
Study suggests even light activity such as ironing could reduce health risks linked to prolonged sedentary behaviour

Such as ironing.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:43 AM (6wpGE)

63 I fart in the guardian's general direction!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 04, 2026 06:45 AM (VyBeY)

64 Such as ironing.
Posted by: m

There is ironing your words

Posted by: Mrs. Chief Iron Eyes at July 04, 2026 06:47 AM (6VErX)

65 Grauniad:

“Current health guidelines focus heavily on moderate or vigorous exercise, but our findings show that light

movement should not be ignored.

Moving forward, clinical trials will help us

move beyond blanket advice and develop personalised strategies for breaking up sitting time.”

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:49 AM (6wpGE)

66 64 Such as ironing.
Posted by: m

There is ironing your words
Posted by: Mrs. Chief Iron Eyes at July 04, 2026 06:47 AM (6VErX)

Ambient Ironing?

https://ai.mee.nu

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:51 AM (6wpGE)

67 Grauniad:

“Current health guidelines focus heavily on moderate or vigorous exercise, but our findings show that light
movement should not be ignored.



Shutting the fuck up might be acceptable

Posted by: Unliscensed Lifestyle and Career Coach Miklos at July 04, 2026 06:51 AM (6VErX)

68 Grauniad:

Beneficial activities included slow walking and housework.

Housework.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:53 AM (6wpGE)

69 mornin yall. Don't they know how much electricity ironing uses? Especially when you have to iron a whole burka.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

70 Grauniad:

Substituting one hour of sedentary behaviour each day with light physical activity, such as ironing or washing up

Ironing or washing up.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:54 AM (6wpGE)

71
Grauniad:

Substituting one hour of sedentary behaviour each day with light physical activity, such as ironing or washing up


And after you've finished that, get me a sammich.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 06:58 AM (O0L8i)

72 Seven minutes of Bags Jackson:
youtube.com/watch?v=JpKI-3klUe8

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 06:59 AM (Jr5Lq)

73 Blanket advice?

Why to we need to know how blankets work if we aren't even allowed to lie down!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 04, 2026 07:05 AM (Ot/FD)

74 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Sun is starting to peek over the horizon, so I guess I better get my flag out for the day...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 04, 2026 07:05 AM (gnNyN)

75 Today is my birthday. I'm 178 years younger than the USA, but I'm catching up.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:07 AM (Jr5Lq)

76
Not looking forward to this evening. The kennel dogs will have to be put up early. Poor Diana doesn't like fireworks at all, so we'll give her a sedative and keep her close to us.

I wish it wasn't necessary, but to say that fireworks should not be shot off on the Glorious Fourth because our guys might get frightened is like some AWFL Karen saying that because little Xyler has a peanut allergy, no one should have peanuts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 07:09 AM (O0L8i)

77 75 Today is my birthday. I'm 178 years younger than the USA, but I'm catching up.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:07 AM (Jr5Lq)

MATH on the blog! MATH on the blog!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:11 AM (6wpGE)

78 Grauniad:

Substituting one hour of sedentary behaviour each day with light physical activity, such as ironing or washing up

Ironing or washing up.
Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:54 AM (6wpGE)
----
So, basically going about my normal daily routine.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 04, 2026 07:11 AM (gnNyN)

79 Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026

Happy Birthday! God bless you!



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 07:11 AM (FjEs9)

80 @55/m: "Probably."

Yes, probably. One does not speak in absolutes where hardware replacement is concerned lest your existing machine look sharply in your direction, laugh madly at you, and release its magic smoke into the room.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 07:12 AM (O7YUW)

81 Sitting - or lying down - for more than 30 minutes at a time has been linked to an increased risk of dying of cancer. (The Guardian)
So has drinking water and breathing air.

It's a good pick, Pixy!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:13 AM (6wpGE)

82 They don't even have the decency to let us sit down while we shut up.

How perfectly Grauniad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 04, 2026 07:13 AM (Ot/FD)

83 Today is my birthday. I'm 178 years younger than the USA, but I'm catching up.
Posted by: gp

FUN FACT

My birfday is in a month, and If I reach that all Will and Trust documents become invalid.

hehe

Posted by: normally quiet and pleasant Miklos, according to some neighbors at July 04, 2026 07:13 AM (6VErX)

84 (All electronic components are based on the concept of "magic smoke": If you let the magic smoke out, things don't work anymore.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 07:13 AM (O7YUW)

85 84 (All electronic components are based on the concept of "magic smoke": If you let the magic smoke out, things don't work anymore.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 07:13 AM (O7YUW)

The time honored test to see if an electronic device is any good anymore.

Hold it up to your nose and sniff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 04, 2026 07:14 AM (Ot/FD)

86 77 75 Today is my birthday. I'm 178 years younger than the USA, but I'm catching up.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:07 AM (Jr5Lq)

MATH on the blog! MATH on the blog!
Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:11 AM (6wpGE)

It might just be rote memory so lets give this one a pass!
😊

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 04, 2026 07:15 AM (4a6AT)

87 80 @55/m: "Probably."

Yes, probably. One does not speak in absolutes where hardware replacement is concerned lest your existing machine look sharply in your direction, laugh madly at you, and release its magic smoke into the room.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 07:12 AM (O7YUW)

and yet:

36 I'll spend my money once they're forced to show humility and reasonableness in pricing again. Not before.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:15 AM (6wpGE)

88 I don't care for fireworks. They're boring. If you've seen them once, there's nothing new to see after that. Then they're expensive, dangerous, and they scare the animals. My house has a flat roof, and I don't want flaming fireworks landing on it.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:15 AM (Jr5Lq)

89 Today is my birthday. I'm 178 years younger than the USA, but I'm catching up.
Posted by: gp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnptQGs98qw

Posted by: Miklos know this nice lady Miss Irma Thomas at July 04, 2026 07:16 AM (6VErX)

90 79 Thanks so much, Fen!

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

91 Happy Birthday gp

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:26 AM (Ia/+0)

92 The thing I love most about America is freedom of speech. We're now maybe the only nation on the planet that has it, since the other Western nations have fled from it.

Freedom of speech is inseparable from freedom of thought itself. It's so precious, and so easily lost.

Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

93 I believe there'd be a market for aerobicized sandwich making videos. Monetizable, even,

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 07:27 AM (wVcYX)

94 I have a 27” Mac that has been running since 2009 when I bought it new. It’s slower than molasses in the fall but it gets the job done.
My biggest concern is that it can’t be updated so I have to be mindful of security issues.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at July 04, 2026 07:27 AM (jQ8he)

95
Jay Yang
@Jayyanginspires
Jul 2
this is so real ngl

Adam Shuaib
@adamshuaib • Jun 15
A strong predictor of who does extraordinary work is being terrible with everyday life; they get people's names wrong, forget meetings, constantly lose things or don't remember to eat because all their mental bandwidth is going elsewhere.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:30 AM (6wpGE)

96
Jay Yang
@Jayyanginspires
Author of You Can Just Do Things

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:30 AM (6wpGE)

97 Jay Yang
@Jayyanginspires
Jul 2
this is so real ngl

Adam Shuaib
@adamshuaib • Jun 15
A strong predictor of who does extraordinary work is being terrible with everyday life; they get people's names wrong, forget meetings, constantly lose things or don't remember to eat because all their mental bandwidth is going elsewhere.
Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:30 AM (6wpGE)

I did invent flubber.

Posted by: The Absent Minded Professor at July 04, 2026 07:31 AM (wVcYX)

98
I believe there'd be a market for aerobicized sandwich making videos. Monetizable, even,
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 07:27 AM (wVcYX)


Peak Denise Austin in an aerobics outfit making sammiches. Yum!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 07:32 AM (O0L8i)

99
Adam Shuaib
@adamshuaib • Jun 15
A strong predictor of who does extraordinary work is being terrible with everyday life; they get people's names wrong, forget meetings, constantly lose things or don't remember to eat because all their mental bandwidth is going elsewhere.


Yes. Yes, that's it. I just have an extraordinary mind. My mental bandwidth is going elsewhere.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2026 07:33 AM (O0L8i)

100 100

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:33 AM (6wpGE)

101
Jay Yang
@Jayyanginspires
Jul 2
Work too little and they'll say you're unserious.

Work too much and they'll say you're delusional.

Idk man, I say spend your time how you want.

If you want to work a lot and achieve a lot, then work a lot. If you want to work little and live your life, then work little.

It becomes dangerous when you sit in the messy in-between, choosing one but envying the other.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 07:34 AM (6wpGE)

102 Hope it is still a go at the 1st Speakers House a reading of Constitution and other ceremonies at 10:30, will go see later

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 07:36 AM (Ia/+0)

103 I did invent flubber.
Posted by: The Absent Minded Professor

Bullshit you fat remake fake

Posted by: Jerry Lewis, Fred McMurrray will back me up at July 04, 2026 07:36 AM (6VErX)

104 believe there'd be a market for aerobicized sandwich making videos. Monetizable, even

Next best thing?

https://youtube.com/shorts/EHdP7Rv_xUw

Posted by: Halfhand at July 04, 2026 07:37 AM (HUfR7)

105 88 I don't care for fireworks. They're boring. If you've seen them once, there's nothing new to see after that. Then they're expensive, dangerous, and they scare the animals. My house has a flat roof, and I don't want flaming fireworks landing on it.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:15 AM (Jr5Lq)


Aimee agrees:

https://youtu.be/msHkQKzCwZk

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2026 07:39 AM (U/s6V)

106 Peak Denise Austin in an aerobics outfit making sammiches. Yum!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Suzanne Somers had the ThighMaster

Panini comes to mind

Posted by: IPR Guy Miklos at July 04, 2026 07:39 AM (6VErX)

107 Bullshit you fat remake fake
Posted by: Jerry Lewis, Fred McMurrray will back me up at July 04, 2026 07:36 AM (6VErX)

You're simply nutty.

Posted by: The Absent Minded Professor at July 04, 2026 07:41 AM (wVcYX)

108 Next best thing?

https://youtube.com/shorts/EHdP7Rv_xUw
Posted by: Halfhand at July 04, 2026 07:37 AM (HUfR7)

'Tis a shame she's festooned in tattoos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 07:44 AM (wVcYX)

109 Peak Denise Austin in an aerobics outfit making sammiches.

nothing more can, or need be, said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 04, 2026 07:44 AM (VyBeY)

110 Good morning morons

God Bless America

Hot dogs no ketchup for everyone!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

111 Tis a shame she's festooned in tattoos.

Yes. She's otherwise very cute.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 04, 2026 07:48 AM (HUfR7)

112 42 We have a heat index of 89, but no wind to speak of. After my second cup of black juice, I fully intend to change, stretch, and walk -- just walk -- for a half an hour, to make up for yesterday's laziness.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

I'm having my first cup now. I'll have coffee until coffee and prayer thread winds down, then I better get out and mow before it's crazy hot. Neighbors should all be awake by then.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 07:49 AM (h7ZuX)

113 I took the mower deck apart yesterday in anticipation of parts that never arrived. I suppose there's not much chance of them showing up today. At least I got the front yard done.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi)

114 Happy Independence Day y'all.

Set up the tent at the beach at 0530. It was already filling up with others. Some of those boys were drinking already. My AoS Moron Horde ball cap got more than a few comments.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 07:52 AM (NXz0i)

115 Today is my birthday. I'm 178 years younger than the USA, but I'm catching up.
Posted by: gp at July 04, 2026 07:07 AM (Jr5Lq)
=====

You may have ketchup on your hot dogs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

116
250 years!

We are blessed!

Posted by: four seasons at July 04, 2026 07:54 AM (/QHx4)

117 https://youtube.com/shorts/EHdP7Rv_xUw
Posted by: Halfhand at July 04, 2026 07:37 AM (HUfR7)

'Tis a shame she's festooned in tattoos.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2026 07:44 AM (wVcYX)
=========================
Bacon. That sammich needs bacon in a big way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 07:55 AM (U/wKW)

118 My boys are coming this morning and we are going to the farm to do some shooting. Black powder too. I hope they get here soon before it gets too hot.

The local fireworks show is 10:30 tonight. It's going to be a long day. A nap will be needed.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 07:55 AM (MWfyi)

119 >>>"The hell i'm giving you a ride to school because you missed the bus hee-hawing around deciding which sneakers to wear"

Posted by: Warai-otoko

>Sneakers? Luxury. We had one pair of sneakers and they were for the streets and gym class.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 07:56 AM (fkjGs)

120 The Ladies of The Villages are in need of a capable IT lad with a charming accent
Posted by: Relocation Expert Miklos at July 04, 2026 06:26 AM (6VErX)

Pixy?"

Nah. The Paolo's charming Uncle.

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

121 My AoS Moron Horde ball cap got more than a few comments.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 07:52 AM (NXz0i)

Good morning, Tonypete!

Did they comment because they know the blog, or because they wonder why a man of your obvious intelligence would wear a cap outing him as a moron? LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2026 07:58 AM (h7ZuX)

122 Once upon a time England was the biggest and baddest, and yet, amazingly, America still pulled it out.

Nowadays, England could be knocked over by Lichtenstein. Kinda disappoints me they have lets themselves go all to hell over there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 07:59 AM (U/wKW)

123 Hah!

@merriamwebster
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:00 AM (ZBho7)

124 Dash - they had more than a few questions as to it's origin. I expounded at length on the Moron Code and our delightful AoSHQ.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 08:01 AM (NXz0i)

125 Peak Denise Austin in an aerobics outfit making sammiches."

She still looks incredible... but hey, the 80s were what, 20 years ago?

Oh

Posted by: man at July 04, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)

126 Good morning morons

God Bless America

Hot dogs no ketchup for everyone!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)
====================
I'm a little puzzled by this one. I'll decide my own condiments, thanks. 'Merica.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:01 AM (U/wKW)

127 Reading Pres Trump's speech at Mt Rushmore last night...does he write his own speeches? It is magnificent.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:02 AM (ZBho7)

128 Oh, and a fine Good Morning to you too Dash! I pray all is well in the Land of the Buckeye.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 08:02 AM (NXz0i)

129 Nood. I could have been first.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2026 08:02 AM (MWfyi)

130 @merriamwebster
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:00 AM (ZBho7)
----------------------
Thanks- I am totally stealing that, a very good Dad joke.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 04, 2026 08:03 AM (U/wKW)

131 Happy birthday gp!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 04, 2026 08:03 AM (ZBho7)

132 114 My AoS Moron Horde ball cap got more than a few comments.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2026 07:52 AM (NXz0i)

; )

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 08:08 AM (6wpGE)

133 Gen. Pinochet made the Week in Pictures

Today is a Good day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

134 133 Gen. Pinochet made the Week in Pictures

Today is a Good day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

https://tinyurl.com/hp2xhjza

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 08:11 AM (6wpGE)

Star-Spangled ONT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! OK, I'm a few hours early. Sue me.

4TH of July.jpg

Musical interlude


For those who served

civilian life.jpg


Fido Friday:Remember the victims of July 4th

dogs 5th.jpg


Would marry


Suck it England

have fun.jfif


Checking my calendar

july.jpg


We've watched the world discover how great we are over the past month. Don't let the media convince you otherwise


Libations for the holiday

Beef Fizz.jpg


Whoops

lead.jpg


Long weekend, gonna do some lawn work


Important safety tip

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Knock knock

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Have fun grilling this weekend


Dear England

suck my.jfif


Shall not be infringed

gun day.jfif


We're the kids in America


The bell is great, but it's surrounded by progslop

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Breakup meme

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Never forget


Kid Claus

kid rock.jfif


And finally, take this 4th to dedicate yourself to a noble cause

commie mommy.jpg


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by great moments in movies:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Happy Birthday, America
https://youtu.be/qgABUZ4i9co&t=45

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 10:07 PM (ogcfP)

2 Hmm

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 03, 2026 10:07 PM (VCgbV)

3 AmericaMaxxing! 🧨 🇺🇸 🦅

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

4 1st!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 10:08 PM (6lIrI)

5
you'll hear from my lawyer

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)

6 Nope - Happy Independence Eve, y'all!

•pours two fingers of rye, lights cigar*

Thanks WD!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 10:10 PM (6lIrI)

7 Good evening morons and thanks wd
Thank you morons for your prayers

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

8 Ee be all hopes that's Trump brought Presdent Obama to that MT Rashmoor place because h e be the Best blacks president we b e has.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 03, 2026 10:10 PM (DPvx7)

9 WeirdDave, superlative ONT.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:10 PM (afJtY)

10 Living in America!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2026 10:10 PM (wVcYX)

11 Sorry I'm late, I was at the gym-- just because all men were created equal is no reason for us to remain equal.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2026 10:11 PM (J+z4U)

12 Good evening good people!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 10:11 PM (NXz0i)

13 Evenin'

'Murica!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2026 10:12 PM (ntk8v)

14 Read the entire content and still came in by _____.

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 03, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)

15 Love the liberty bell!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

16 Oh man , I read the content.

Posted by: Cosda at July 03, 2026 10:12 PM (5Mso3)

17
Just a reminder....Do not give up your weapons.

Keep America Great.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 10:13 PM (/QHx4)

18 That may well be the most patriotic version of "The Star Spangled Banner" I have ever heard.
*wipes tear

Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2026 10:13 PM (J+z4U)

19 Well done WD. Thank you.

Good evening Horde!

Posted by: TRex - waffle house dino at July 03, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

20 lin-duh, I look at your children and see a strong America.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:14 PM (afJtY)

21 I still think that the area of Mt. Rushmore to Lincoln's left is a perfect spot for a bust of Trump.

Posted by: Cosda at July 03, 2026 10:15 PM (5Mso3)

22 Thanks for the ONT, WD.

Posted by: scampydog at July 03, 2026 10:17 PM (3Uiav)

23 When I see the Jets do a fly over, I get a hard on !!

Something the Commie Libs would not understand !!!!!!

HIGH SPEED................... LOW DRAG .........

Posted by: Jackson K. (USAF Ret.) at July 03, 2026 10:17 PM (J1l9E)

24 you'll hear from my lawyer
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)

Morgan and Morgan?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

25 Gosh WD, according to Doof last night, we might akshully be late😛. See his history lesson....
But yeah...Happy Birthday America🇱🇷❣️kaboom!
You all have a wonderful American 4th!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:18 PM (uTEOj)

26


Isn't today when Trump is at MT Rushmore?

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 10:18 PM (/QHx4)

27 21 I still think that the area of Mt. Rushmore to Lincoln's left is a perfect spot for a bust of Trump.

That would be GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Commiecrats would have a Heart Attack or lose their Little Squirrel Bait Minds!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 10:19 PM (J1l9E)

28 Isn't today when Trump is at MT Rushmore?

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 10:18 PM (/QHx4)


Fox has it live.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

29 A Big Breasted Babe (T&A) in a tight USA Flag string bikini BBQing a 2-Inch Steak is what America is all about !!!!!

Sorry Hillary but that is the way it is ............

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 10:21 PM (J1l9E)

30 Repeat from this morning:

I would like to acknowledge that the land we now occupy once belonged to His Majesty the King of England, but he and the parliament that runs his government started acting like a bunch of douchecanoes, so we kicked their asses out and started running things ourselves.

It all worked out for the best, for us, and humanity as a whole.

If you want it back, too freakin' bad, it's ours now.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2026 10:23 PM (J+z4U)

31 And the early birds are blasting fireworks.
Then tomorrow of course.
Then Sunday.

When they run out of fireworks they will start shooting their guns.

Well, it's their money.. Hopefully they don't shoot someone,
or start a fire or pass out drunk.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (IY9No)

32 Happy Independence Day to all my American friends!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (1z8ji)

33 What a grand ol' ONT!

Posted by: 496 at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (TUwfQ)

34 Happy 4th to the Horde, the greatest group of folks on the planet. May our forces grow and reclaim humanity.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (CHHv1)

35 I'm glad the movie clip stopped before Apollo was killed.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (/WQyy)

36
I still think that the area of Mt. Rushmore to Lincoln's left is a perfect spot for a bust of Trump.

That would be GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K

==============

Japan is doing fireworks for America's 250th and they had a gigantic light display of a sort of line drawing of Trump. Suit, red tie, and MAGA cap.

JAPAN, go figure -- while our cities are doing land acknowledgments.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (mmrXZ)

37 Good one, Wierd Dave.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 10:25 PM (LHPAg)

38 Just got back from my town fireworks and they only ones that enjoyed the show more then me were the million mosquitos biting me while I was distracted...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)

39 America, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 03, 2026 10:27 PM (XMwZJ)

40 Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

41 Ah! The heady aroma of ozone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

42 If you want you can see my Mt Rushmore painting I did with a palette knife only in my nic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 10:27 PM (/WQyy)

43 Very cool painting polynikes

Posted by: 496 at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (kKD6e)

44 Plenty of practice fireworks going off here. Doggie is unperturbed.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (lJ0H4)

45 Mt. TRUMP-MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (J1l9E)

46 17
Just a reminder....Do not give up your weapons.

Keep America Great.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 10:13 PM (/QHx4)

Supremes are finally taking up an 'Assault Rifle' case...

With this court, I'm scared.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (mP0Kj)

47 "It used to be yours. Now it's ours. Have a casino."

Posted by: Land Acknowledgment at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

48 Re: "Never forget".

1) It's dusty in here, that's all!
2) Listen to the whole thing. He's saying we should be all solemn and stuff by _partying_!

Re: The Star Spangled Plinking - beautiful!

Posted by: RandomDave at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)

49 If you want you can see my Mt Rushmore painting I did with a palette knife only in my nic.
Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 10:27 PM (/WQyy)

Very cool!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:29 PM (1z8ji)

50 40 Woof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

Woof Woof.... that's my other dog impression

Posted by: Oddball at July 03, 2026 10:29 PM (mP0Kj)

51 In the video with the girl kicking the lid off the bottle the girl in the background has a pineapple on her head

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:29 PM (sKqQm)

52
Romeo,

I agree. Some loons there.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 10:30 PM (/QHx4)

53 You know there are three presidents on Rushmore less deserving then Trump.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)

54 In the video with the girl kicking the lid off the bottle the girl in the background has a pineapple on her head
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:29 PM (sKqQm)

It was the fashion at the time. Ran out of belt onions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)

55 We've watched the world discover how great we are over the past month. Don't let the media convince you otherwise

Don't give a hoot about the World Cup but that vid is pure awesomeness.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 10:31 PM (ceJ0R)

56 Ok, I been checking in all day and I haven't see one "May the Fourth be with you" comment. Saving them for tomorrow, guys?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:32 PM (afJtY)

57 There is absolutely nothing wrong with a hot chick with a pineapple on her head. It's the custom of our people...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 03, 2026 10:32 PM (XMwZJ)

58 I'll admit I don't know shit about soccer or the world cup, but that offside rule is the most fucked up thing I've seen. Competitors can bash heads with no penalty but they regularly take points off of the board.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 10:32 PM (fkjGs)

59 Guy with the Weber on the watercraft is going to end up with smoked pectoral and fried umm, meatballs...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 10:32 PM (6lIrI)

60 27 21 I still think that the area of Mt. Rushmore to Lincoln's left is a perfect spot for a bust of Trump.

----------

I have cleared my docket.

Posted by: Judge Meleke Meleke Kalani Au'u at July 03, 2026 10:33 PM (u/oMr)

61 Guy with the Weber on the watercraft is going to end up with smoked pectoral and fried umm, meatballs...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 10:32 PM (6lIrI)

I'm trying to figure out what kind of watercraft that is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:34 PM (1z8ji)

62 World Cup babe-fans are cuties.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2026 10:34 PM (wVcYX)

63 I want more than one burger.
And also would marry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 03, 2026 10:34 PM (xcxpd)

64 Great content WD! We won't tell Gingy about the "Would Marry".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2026 10:35 PM (JbzBI)

65
It all worked out for the best, for us, and humanity as a whole.

If you want it back, too freakin' bad, it's ours now.
Posted by: tankdemon


Tell them Moron Lube

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 10:36 PM (Cqx++)

66 Polynikes,
Very nice piece of art!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)

67 @42 very nice.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1)

68 Fabulous ONT, WD. 🧨

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 10:37 PM (NFX2v)

69 56 Ok, I been checking in all day and I haven't see one "May the Fourth be with you" comment. Saving them for tomorrow, guys?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:32 PM (afJtY)

Because America > Star Wars

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 03, 2026 10:37 PM (xcxpd)

70 I'm trying to figure out what kind of watercraft that is.

Same. Gotta be something homemade I think.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2026 10:37 PM (JbzBI)

71 36 JAPAN, go figure -- while our cities are doing land acknowledgments.

Orrr...flying Somali flags.
*spit*.
In the Somali state of Virginia, they have a 311 number to call to turn in kids with sparklers...
W the actual F?!
Anyway...'Murica!!! Ha you lefty fuckers...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:38 PM (uTEOj)

72 Well, it's their money.. Hopefully they don't shoot someone,
or start a fire or pass out drunk.
Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (IY9No)

Whut? I thought that this was America!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 03, 2026 10:38 PM (W5PEE)

73
God bless America! May its enemies always be confounded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 10:38 PM (O0L8i)

74 *waves like Gump*

Howdy, Ben Had!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 10:38 PM (6lIrI)

75 Watching the rider with the American flag at the end of the video brought a tear to my eye. America Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 10:38 PM (IYeV+)

76 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! OK, I'm a few hours early. Sue me.


My attorneys, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz & Rabinowitz, will be in touch.

Posted by: Miklos and Archie Bunker have the same lawyers at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (6VErX)

77 Watching Gettysburg.

Bayonets!!!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Wnv9h)

78 while our cities are doing land acknowledgments.

I've come to enjoy land acknowledgements given that they're really just rubbing the Indians' faces in their being losers.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (JbzBI)

79 77 Watching Gettysburg.

Bayonets!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Wnv9h)

Good choice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (xcxpd)

80 By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood
And fired the shot heard round the world.

So Europe had about 1400 years to become the Exceptional State(s).

They failed.

We succeeded.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (/+uur)

81 Matthew Kant Cipher, a wave and a hug to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (afJtY)

82
Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz & Rabinowitz

____________

"Yeah, the three wise men."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (O0L8i)

83 PS And they hate us

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

84 One must admire the impressive sheer All-American girthiness of this ONT

Posted by: Miklos (no homo) at July 03, 2026 10:42 PM (6VErX)

85 Just had to mute Patti Labelle, her voice hasn’t aged well.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2026 10:42 PM (2NHgQ)

86
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand,
⁠Between their loved home and the war's desolation,
Blessed with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n rescued land,
⁠Praise the power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 10:42 PM (O0L8i)

87 We've watched the world discover how great we are over the past month. Don't let the media convince you otherwise

The media's hate America stance failed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2026 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

88
With all that was going on with my mother yesterday, I wasn't paying attention to the weather, but yesterday the high here at the weather station was 99.5F, with the dew point hitting 82F. That pushed the heat index to 120.6F yesterday at 3:45PM. Those latter two are record highs for my station here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)

89 77 Watching Gettysburg.

Bayonets!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Wnv9h)

Cold steel. They don't like it up 'em.

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones at July 03, 2026 10:43 PM (wVcYX)

90 I see some patriots took down the Somali flag that was raised over Buffalo. In the People's Democratic Republic of Boston though the flag flew undisturbed.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:44 PM (sKqQm)

91 *waves like Gump*

Howdy, Ben Had!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

*Jumps AND waves while shooting bottle rockets*

*it's OK, Bubba Jr. is on beer holding duty*

Posted by: Miklos celebrates in the Way of his People at July 03, 2026 10:45 PM (6VErX)

92 James Brown just straight up came out and sang that song, one take, and that's all they needed.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 03, 2026 10:45 PM (gUs21)

93
Us: Cute girls in halter tops and shorts.

Them: "Body positive" land whales with monster glasses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 10:45 PM (O0L8i)

94 Happy Independence Day from the Island of Misfit Toys. Marine layer and barely 60 degrees. Hoping we see the sun tomorrow.

@SanFranPsycho I've been keeping your wife in my thoughts. Hope she's improving.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at July 03, 2026 10:45 PM (p1D+n)

95 Lee made a critical failure in deciding to fight in Gettysburg after the Union took the high ground first.

But he also knew he had to score a major victory on Union territory soon or the war was lost anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:45 PM (sKqQm)

96 🇱🇷🇱🇷🧨💕
Big love Mike's!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:46 PM (uTEOj)

97 Those latter two are record highs for my station here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

You need to burn off your propane NOW to save the Environment

Posted by: Miklos uses Alternative Logic at July 03, 2026 10:47 PM (6VErX)

98 One must admire the impressive sheer All-American girthiness of this ONT

Totally agree. WD certainly rose to the occasion.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 10:47 PM (ceJ0R)

99 Thank you for the ONT, WD.

I loved the jet ski football. Plus *Freebird!

Have always been proud to be an American. I have to say the international fans of the World Cup were an extra special surprise gift for our 250th birthday! We take so much for granted here. Waffle House?

I would imagine many felt homesick for our freedoms, food, free refils, smiles, and AC when they got back to the UK and Europe.

I'd like to see our government try to confiscate A/C.

Happy 250th Birthday, Moron's and 'ettes. Many wish they were us.

God bless you all and may God bless and protect the USA for another 250yrs.

Prayers for protection tomorrow for our country, our President, and our military.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 03, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO)

100
By the way, the redhead grill girl appears to be wearing nothing more than the apron.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 10:47 PM (O0L8i)

101
I've come to enjoy land acknowledgements given that they're really just rubbing the Indians' faces in their being losers.

Yeah, notice they're not land give-backs or even land apologies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)

102 * sends a very chaste kiss on the forehead to Miklos*

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:48 PM (afJtY)

103 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 03, 2026 10:48 PM (+9wcF)

104 96Gosh...meaning Miklos...
Sorry dude😗

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:49 PM (uTEOj)

105 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸🗽🎉

Our beloved Aggies will be marching in the parade tomorrow, and the Elissa will be in the flotilla. 👍👍👍

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 03, 2026 10:49 PM (SRRAx)

106 To The British Monarch:

Suck my nuts

The American Founding Father

Posted by: Anothony McAuliffe's time travel response at July 03, 2026 10:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

107 A spectacular ONT, Weird Dave! Best ever! So fitting for the anniversary tomorrow!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 03, 2026 10:51 PM (cV4lB)

108 *blushes effusively*

*does it feel hot in here?*

Posted by: Miklos will continue to self-medicate at July 03, 2026 10:51 PM (6VErX)

109 By the way, the redhead grill girl appears to be wearing nothing more than the apron.

Never grill topless...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:52 PM (sKqQm)

110 I don't understand soccer. Errrrrr......futbol.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 03, 2026 10:53 PM (3ZVqj)

111 109 By the way, the redhead grill girl appears to be wearing nothing more than the apron.

Never grill topless...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:52 PM

Bottomless also has potential issues.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 10:53 PM (p4NUW)

112 * sends a very chaste kiss on the forehead to Miklos*
Posted by: Ben Had

It is a bit of a challenge to determine where my forehead begins and ends

Posted by: Miklos also releases steam from his ears because Idiots at July 03, 2026 10:53 PM (6VErX)

113
*Jumps AND waves while shooting bottle rockets*

*it's OK, Bubba Jr. is on beer holding duty*
Posted by: Miklos celebrates in the Way of his People at July 03, 2026 10:45 PM (6VErX)

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We must be from the same clan. So many shirts with little freedom holes burnt through the front..

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 10:53 PM (6lIrI)

114 What is the latest on Mrs. SanFran?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 03, 2026 10:54 PM (SRRAx)

115
The Declaration of Independence in the style of the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 10:54 PM (O0L8i)

116 87 We've watched the world discover how great we are over the past month. Don't let the media convince you otherwise

The media's hate America stance failed.
Posted by: nerdygirl



I read somewhere that if you want to hate America, watch the news or Hollywood. If you want to love America, rent a car and drive around the country.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2026 10:54 PM (ntk8v)

117 By the way, the redhead grill girl appears to be wearing nothing more than the apron.

No, she's got some stupid looking thing perched on her head. Can't tell if it's a hat or some kind of tupperware container rip off.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 03, 2026 10:54 PM (+9wcF)

118 Well, it's their money.. Hopefully they don't shoot someone,
or start a fire or pass out drunk.
Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (IY9No)


You can take my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers. Which are in the ditch over *there* [gesturing with chin]

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

119 Can't adequately express how grateful I am to have been born and raised in the land of the free and home of the brave. Happy 250th, America. To quote one of our own here at the HQ, may we endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 10:55 PM (ceJ0R)

120 108 Miklos will continue to self-medicate at July 03, 2026 10:51 PM (6VErX)

Way ahead of you love🍸...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:55 PM (uTEOj)

121 It is a bit of a challenge to determine where my forehead begins and ends

Posted by: Miklos also releases steam from his ears because Idiots at July 03, 2026 10:53 PM (6VErX)

Not falling for that one........

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 10:55 PM (vE0+H)

122 Sorry dude😗
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Down at Bob's Country Bunker, I normally tell the girls my name is Mike anyway

Posted by: Mikelos at July 03, 2026 10:55 PM (6VErX)

123 Great ONT WD - per usual

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 10:56 PM (vE0+H)

124
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by great moments in movies:

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I-

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 03, 2026 10:56 PM (ttrGW)

125 Never grill topless...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:52 PM

Bottomless also has potential issues.


TBH I've never tried that

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 10:56 PM (sKqQm)

126 One burger? pFF! What is this, commie town???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2026 10:57 PM (diia5)

127 No, she's got some stupid looking thing perched on her head. Can't tell if it's a hat or some kind of tupperware container rip off.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 03, 2026 10:54 PM (+9wcF)

Well, it's not a leopard skin pillbox hat, is it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)

128 while our cities are doing land acknowledgments.

That's nothing, compared to this useless slop from a few years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7AEoyjX44

Liberals are very good babbling useless, virtue signaling statements that accomplish nothing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2026 10:57 PM (0Htd1)

129 My attorneys, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz & Rabinowitz, will be in touch.
Posted by: Miklos and Archie Bunker have the same lawyers at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (6VErX)

Not Morgan and Morgan?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (1Ff7Z)

130 By the way, the redhead grill girl appears to be wearing nothing more than the apron.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Anime style, so that tracks.

Your Japanese lesson for the day: Hadaka Apron.

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)

131 We must be from the same clan. So many shirts with little freedom holes burnt through the front..
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Shirts?

*looks down and Remembers*

Posted by: Miklos figures hell who the gonna even notice at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (6VErX)

132 Watching Gettysburg.

Bayonets!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Wnv9h)

Good choice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 03, 2026 10:40 PM

I try to watch it every 4th

Tomorrow will be The Patriot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (Wnv9h)

133 This ONT has everything American: hot girls, guns, dogs, more hot girls, the military, parties, sports, hospitality for guests, insults for our enemies, and respect for our history and traditions.

Awesome collection!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (ZZIer)

134 WD, thank you. You did the 250th birthday of the United States of America justice. Well done, young man!

Posted by: moki at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (wLjpr)

135 Guy with the Weber on the watercraft is going to end up with smoked pectoral and fried umm, meatballs...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

I assumed he had ice in there and got himself a cold beer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2026 10:59 PM (0Htd1)

136 116 I read somewhere that if you want to hate America, watch the news or Hollywood. If you want to love America, rent a car and drive around the country.

This.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:59 PM (uTEOj)

137 https://youtu.be/ZIHuF8WvdFk

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (6lIrI)

138 HOT dead fingers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (Cqx++)

139 Ok, I have a serious bone to pick with the Horde. There's a thread about Taarna from Heavy Metal, the movie and no one:

1) Posts the scene with Veteran of the Psychic Wars by BOC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCdUB7D10U
Fer ships sake, it's not like the founding lead guitarist is a friend of the blog and has posted here before....

2) Posts the song specifically written for the movie which was rejected because it tells the entire Taarna story, beautifully, in under 5 minutes (and is a great song in its own right)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0T8bzaxL14
(Also by BOC with a cool solo by Buck and fantastic arranging by the Bouchard brothers)

3) Posts another BOC song written for Heavy Metal that tells the story about the cabbie:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1y1HcFlzKY

I'm so disappointed.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (DZ9Lv)

140 Not Morgan and Morgan?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

No

They Democrats

I like Ultra-Orthodox attorneys

Posted by: Old School Calvinist Miklos finds common understanding at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (6VErX)

141
Hell, just looking, eastern NC was a whole lot worse than here. It hit well over 100F around Fayetteville.

The GSP forecaster discussion mentioned a "cooling" trend next week. They put that in quotes themselves.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (w6EFb)

142 Thank you, WD, for all the work this involves!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 11:01 PM (p4NUW)

143
Ahole neighbor is in his yard hooting and hollering.

He's probably going to shoot off fireworks and burn all of the neighbors out. It is so dry here. One spark is all it will take.


He's special.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 11:01 PM (/QHx4)

144 Not Morgan and Morgan?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 10:58 PM (1Ff7Z)

Nor Jacoby and Meyer, which I recently discovered is a real law firm. Dr. John name-dropped them in his song, "How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)

145 This year I saved over $500 on fireworks by not living in New Mexico.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 03, 2026 11:01 PM (+9wcF)

146
“I would like to acknowledge that this meeting is being held on the lands of some dirty band of heathen savages, who slaughtered the previous inhabitants and then grubbed around before we redeemed it and made it productive and prosperous."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 11:02 PM (O0L8i)

147 “I would like to acknowledge that this meeting is being held on the lands of some dirty band of heathen savages, who slaughtered the previous inhabitants and then grubbed around before we redeemed it and made it productive and prosperous."

That's going to upset some people.

I like it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 03, 2026 11:03 PM (+9wcF)

148 139 Ok, I have a serious bone to pick with the Horde. There's a thread about Taarna from Heavy Metal, the movie and no one:

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (DZ9Lv)

We kind of figured you would show up eventually.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2026 11:03 PM (J+z4U)

149
Trump's up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcQ9O1590fY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:04 PM (ogcfP)

150 140 No
They Democrats
I like Ultra-Orthodox attorneys

Whata you, some kinda commie?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 11:05 PM (uTEOj)

151 If you want to love America, rent a car and drive around the country.

This.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 10:59 PM (uTEOj)
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COMM - I drove a big path through your beautiful state this week on a work trip.... Durango to Grand Junction and back east to Greeley / Denver. Still trying to fathom all the gorgeous scenery....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 11:06 PM (6lIrI)

152
" I would like to acknowledge the previous inhabitants of this land, but they all dead or on welfare and no bus money"

Posted by: Miklos of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at July 03, 2026 11:06 PM (6VErX)

153 Nor Jacoby and Meyer, which I recently discovered is a real law firm. Dr. John name-dropped them in his song, "How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)

Oh yeah, they're real. Or were. Haven't heard anything about them for years. Keep hearing Morgan and Morgan stuff all the time. Usually followed by Morgan Jewelers owned by his sons.

Sorry, Mr. H and Friends.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 11:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

154 My President is on. I'll listen to him.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 11:07 PM (IY9No)

155 I've come to enjoy land acknowledgements given that they're really just rubbing the Indians' faces in their being losers.
Posted by: Ian S.

Sure sounds that way. Has any indigenous tribe sued to recover the land based on an acknowledgment? Be awfully funny if it happened.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 03, 2026 11:07 PM (DZ9Lv)

156 >>If you want to love America, rent a car and drive around the country.

My buddy and I were towing his boat to Florida when one of the tires on the boat trailer came apart. We were in the middle of Georgia and had no idea where we could find someone who could deal with it.

Searched for auto repair shops in the area and somehow came up with a heavy equipment repair shop. They told us to come on over. So we come on over.

Like 5 guys come out to see what's up, they take the trailer off the truck, pick the boat and trailer up with a ginormous forklift, and change the tire like an Indy pit crew. Charged us $30. And gave us coffee cups with their logo.

Yea, pretty cool country.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2026 11:07 PM (viF8m)

157 Whata you, some kinda commie?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie

Yep

The Anti-Commie kind

Posted by: Uncompromising Miklos who lived in an actual Commie Peoples' Republic at July 03, 2026 11:08 PM (6VErX)

158 Oh yeah, they're real. Or were. Haven't heard anything about them for years. Keep hearing Morgan and Morgan stuff all the time. Usually followed by Morgan Jewelers owned by his sons.

Sorry, Mr. H and Friends.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 11:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

There was an ad for Jacoby and Meyer on the stadium boards during a ball game, Dodgers at Padres, last Wednesday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)

159 Tomorrow's parade in DC was just canceled due to heat and likely medical problems. Was supposed to start at 10:30 eastern.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at July 03, 2026 11:09 PM (yTvNw)

160 The BIG US flag went up this morning for the first time at my place....and, of course, came down at dusk. And, I have to tell you, folding a 10ft. by 15ft flag properly by yourself is NOT as simple as it sounds. I had to drag my carpentry table out of the garage so the flag wouldn't touch the ground. Up again tomorrow for the big day.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! To the Rugged Individualists of the Horde. May tomorrow include cold AMERICAN beer, succulent grilled meats, good conversation, proud celebration, and maybe a little bit of gloating over the fact that there are quite a few nations out there envious of our Bill of Rights about now.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 11:10 PM (dIske)

161 land acknowledgement = "yeah so real sorry we stole your shit, ANYWAY....."

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 11:10 PM (vE0+H)

162 There was an ad for Jacoby and Meyer on the stadium boards during a ball game, Dodgers at Padres, last Wednesday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)

Guess they're still a going concern. Surprised they're not in my area. Eh, no loss.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

163
*heavy Yiddish accent*

"This is Goldberg, Goldblatt, Goldstein and O'Brien. O'Brien speaking."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

164 I would like to acknowledge that this meeting is being held on the lands of some dirty band of heathen savages, who slaughtered the previous inhabitants and then grubbed around before we redeemed it and made it productive and prosperous."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 11:02 PM (O0L8i)

LOL.

At a grandkids play, the director did a land acknowledgement and some guy in the back blurted out something very similar to what you wrote.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 11:12 PM (IYeV+)

165 There was an ad for Jacoby and Meyer on the stadium boards during a ball game, Dodgers at Padres, last Wednesday.

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Drive down any freeway in LA and you'll see a Rogue's Gallery of skeevy personal injury attorneys on the billboards. Jacoby & Meyers is still a staple.

The billboard industry here would die out tomorrow without all the ambulance chasers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2026 11:12 PM (u/oMr)

166 The Declaration of Independence, Stan Freberg style:

https://youtu.be/_yR2y_eZe4g

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 03, 2026 11:14 PM (+9wcF)

167 31 And the early birds are blasting fireworks.
Then tomorrow of course.
Then Sunday.

When they run out of fireworks they will start shooting their guns.

Well, it's their money.. Hopefully they don't shoot someone,
or start a fire or pass out drunk.
Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 10:24 PM (IY9No)


Pros of them passing out drunk:
* Can't pull triggers

Cons:
* May drop a lit cigarette

So technically, it may be for the best if the non-smokers pass out. Just not the smokers.

Posted by: SciVo at July 03, 2026 11:14 PM (Sy6m/)

168 I had my annual FREEDOM hot dog lunch today - the beef ones from Costco, still very good, I haven't actually done it in years. Caramelized the onions.

BTW Kozlik's Sweet and Smokey mustard is out of this world good. I always find mustard to be either mustard or not that great but if you even think you might sort of kind of like the idea of a sweet and smoky tasting mustard, this shit is mindblowing.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 11:15 PM (vE0+H)

169 Ok, I have a serious bone to pick with the Horde. There's a thread about Taarna from Heavy Metal, the movie and no one:
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 03, 2026 11:00 PM (DZ9Lv)
We kind of figured you would show up eventually.
Posted by: tankdemon

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 03, 2026 11:15 PM (DZ9Lv)

170 151 COMM - I drove a big path through your beautiful state this week on a work trip.... Durango to Grand Junction and back east to Greeley / Denver. Still trying to fathom all the gorgeous scenery....

Oh yes. It's lovely here. Except. We have been taken over by those oh-so-lovely California's. It's getting not so great. I'm lucky to live in northern mountains. Enjoy what you find. The best places are north, or on the western slope.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 11:16 PM (uTEOj)

171 I heard that someone in the Middle East has started a new business. He's converting land mines into prayer rugs.

Sales are going through the roof!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)

172
Need to set up a pool on the date of the Tay Tay-Travis divorce.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)

173 COMM - agreed. I'm in Denver fairly often and it's... discouraging. Was nice to spend time our west.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (6lIrI)

174 Well, I got the dead Lark off the trailer without doing any damage, and got it positioned underneath the engine-lifting tackle. I did put a battery in it, and fired it up for a whole 5 seconds. It started easily, had zero oil pressure, and the bottom end end knocked like two skeletons fucking on a tin roof. OK, engine has to come out and be torn down. No fixing that with engine in the car; not and do it right, anyhow.

So, coolant drained, hood off, radiator, water pump, fan, and alternator are out. Mosquitoes were getting voracious, so I quit for the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (1z8ji)

175 If you listen to podcasts or talks by intelligent or informed persons this is Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir, a company that provides high security intelligence and AI military info to the govt and pentagon.

the secret was we delivered the best things for the war fighters, “Those warfighters have serious trust issues,” Karp said,

"In the classified context, when the Department of War goes to you and says, ‘I need this application’ –...Are we really going to outsource the battlefield of this country to the consensus view in Silicon Valley?
That is effing insane.”"

https://tinyurl.com/4n7k6twf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (ogcfP)

176
Great, the GSP boys are posting the daily records for the next few days, meaning they think there's a good chance we may break them. Most likely will be some highest lows, and not highs.

I see they tied the highest low on July 1 at 75F, last set in 1936.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

177 172
Need to set up a pool on the date of the Tay Tay-Travis divorce.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)

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You have to reserve the Coliseum at least a year in advance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2026 11:21 PM (u/oMr)

178 157 Uncompromising Miklos who lived in an actual Commie Peoples' Republic

Join us comrade! It doesn't get much better! Oh. Except for the body count, but don't even worry about that little detail 🫨...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 11:23 PM (uTEOj)

179 >>>So, coolant drained, hood off, radiator, water pump, fan, and alternator are out. Mosquitoes were getting voracious, so I quit for the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

AOP on a lark.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:23 PM (ogcfP)

180 Need to set up a pool on the date of the Tay Tay-Travis divorce.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)

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You have to reserve the Coliseum at least a year in advance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2026 11:21 PM (u/oMr)

What gets rented if they break up before the marriage?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 03, 2026 11:24 PM (qx7Zg)

181
I see they tied the highest low on July 1 at 75F, last set in 1936.
Posted by: publius


The planet has a fever and needs more data centers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 11:27 PM (Cqx++)

182 Didn't live under it, but saw communism up close and personal. I have fought it all my life. I'm not stopping now.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB)

183 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

AOP on a lark.

Posted by: Braenyard

This....

This is simply cruelty

Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at July 03, 2026 11:28 PM (6VErX)

184 178 157 Uncompromising Miklos who lived in an actual Commie Peoples' Republic
--

Glad you made it to the land of the free.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:28 PM (ogcfP)

185 I see they tied the highest low on July 1 at 75F, last set in 1936.
Posted by: publius

To be fair, the highest low is also how they do college admissions these days

Posted by: University of Miklos at July 03, 2026 11:29 PM (6VErX)

186

Show us your Lark!

https://youtu.be/6dz567QQJNs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 11:30 PM (Cqx++)

187 Glad you made it to the land of the free.

Posted by: Braenyard

Where someone will always hold your beer

Because I need that

Posted by: Fortunate Miklos at July 03, 2026 11:31 PM (6VErX)

188

Terrible boat wreck on Lake Geneva Wisconsin today.

Three people dead and seven injured.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 11:32 PM (/QHx4)

189
Yea, pretty cool country.
Posted by: JackStraw

===============

Had a similar experience in Ozona, Texas. Marco Rubio talked about a similar experience when he was a kid and his family got stuck in the middle of nowhere down South. Out came the locals to help these strangers who were obviously not natives.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 03, 2026 11:33 PM (mmrXZ)

190 I wonder if the foreign soccer fans have experienced our medical system. Admittedly I don't know how Europe treats non citizens . I only hear about the horror stories of citizens of the social medicine systems.

I was thinking of that because my buddy was feeling pain in his side and saw some blood in his stool so his wife took him to Urgent Care and they sent him for a CT Scan and completed within a couple of hours. Another friend felt chest pain and had a test and surgery in a day.

I always hear about major delays getting basic tests and treatment in Canada, England , etc. .



Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 11:34 PM (/WQyy)

191 I have a 30 piece box of Popeyes with extra sides, Bourbon, and Rum for Cuba Libres, gas in the car in case I need more

Try THAT in Novosibirsk!

Posted by: Free Miklos! (not about Darleen) at July 03, 2026 11:34 PM (6VErX)

192 Watching noir stuff. It's good.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2026 11:34 PM (CHHv1)

193 AOP on a lark.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:23 PM (ogcfP)

Car belongs to a friend of many years' standing. Only has about 45000 miles on it. He wanted to get the engine resealed to cure oil leaks. Took it to a guy we both know and trust. It ran a few miles, lost oil pressure, and hammered out the bearings. He took it to another shop; guy said the first put a wrong oil filter on it (not convinced of that), rebuilt engine to the tune of $6000. Ran for a few months, lost oil pressure, and began to knock. Now it is here. One thing I will be looking for is a missing fiber disc check valve in the oil filter adapter. One of those falling out could cause a total loss of oil pressure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:35 PM (1z8ji)

194 That is my President!

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 11:36 PM (IY9No)

195
Good lord, all this lip-smacking over the imminent divorce of a newly married couple.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 11:36 PM (mmrXZ)

196 Not a new or unique opinion but I still prefer the Hendrix version of the National Anthem to all others. It speaks to me

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 03, 2026 11:36 PM (3/XaG)

197 uuhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 03, 2026 11:37 PM (gKWVE)

198 I see they tied the highest low on July 1 at 75F, last set in 1936.
Posted by: publius

Oh no! 75 low in the summer?! What will we ever do!!!🤣
In 1901 it was on average 90+ throughout the country this time of year. What! I guess the politicians back then didn't figure out how to grift on it. Poor bastards...😐.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 11:38 PM (uTEOj)

199 uuhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Mitch McConnell

Ahhhh

Posted by: Bill C. at July 03, 2026 11:39 PM (6VErX)

200 194 That is my President!

Posted by: Case
---

He nailed it down and staked out the territory.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:40 PM (ogcfP)

201 195
Good lord, all this lip-smacking over the imminent divorce of a newly married couple.

--------

It's appalling isn't it? We should give the couple the privacy that they deserve!

Posted by: The Madison Square Garden Box Office at July 03, 2026 11:41 PM (u/oMr)

202 I guess Columbia is playing some world gay ball championship tonight because a Colombian neighbor is having a party and they all have horns that sound like yoko ono mating with a dying yak.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 03, 2026 11:42 PM (74mdr)

203
In 1901 it was on average 90+ throughout the country this time of year. What! I guess the politicians back then didn't figure out how to grift on it. Poor bastards...😐.
Posted by: COMountainMarie


They told everybody to throttle back on the AC.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 11:43 PM (Cqx++)

204 Damn, national anthem by gunfire. I bet that was a bit costly to practice that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 11:44 PM (WQBBj)

205
I guess Columbia is playing some world gay ball championship tonight because a Colombian neighbor is having a party and they all have horns that sound like yoko ono mating with a dying yak.
Posted by: banana Dream


Is that those Venezuela Kazoos?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 11:44 PM (Cqx++)

206 How is Mrs. SanFran doing?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 03, 2026 11:44 PM (SRRAx)

207 Trump basically told the commie swine FAFO, and I don't think he was talking about elections.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 11:46 PM (WQBBj)

208 I hear it is going to be hot tomorrow. Don't forget to moisturize with the sun block, morons.

https://tinyurl.com/ncpetfk6

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 11:46 PM (fkjGs)

209 I always feel better after listening to our President.
He is a good man who loves our country and wants the best for us. Good old common sense is never out of style.
Shove it Commies.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 11:47 PM (IY9No)

210 uuhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 03, 2026 11:37 PM (gKWVE)


Beep...beep...beep...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 11:47 PM (2WIwB)

211 OK.
I love y'all. I sincerely hope this lovely wonderful Horde has a great 4th. God please bless us, and please help us continue down our wonderful Country road. We shall persevere. We are Americans.
Good night pals.
Eat lots of burgers and dogs😜!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 03, 2026 11:47 PM (uTEOj)

212 Good lord, all this lip-smacking over the imminent divorce of a newly married couple.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 11:36 PM (mmrXZ)

When one person has made a living off breaking up with people, I just wonder if this will trigger a 3CD set of new material if she divorces.

I do hope it works out.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 03, 2026 11:49 PM (qx7Zg)

213 Shortly, it will be July 4th, and the 250th USA anniversary.

I love this country.

And I'm hoping we're not going to hear about how moslems condemned tomorrow's terrorist attack.

Pretty sure it's coming.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)

214 uuhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 03, 2026 11:37 PM (gKWVE)


Beep...beep...beep...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 11:47 PM (2WIwB)

Beep... boop... bip...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 03, 2026 11:49 PM (qx7Zg)

215 And I'm hoping we're not going to hear about how moslems condemned tomorrow's terrorist attack.

Pretty sure it's coming.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)

Mayor Mamdami's going to have explosive diarrhea? I'm far enough. Away that I could deal with that attack.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 03, 2026 11:51 PM (qx7Zg)

216 Let me toss a grenade in here.

As someone who proudly served the Red, White, and Blue; I would never disrespect the sacred colors like that idiot waving the flag is doing.

Now I am going back to working on an 8th Air Force bomber. Kit decals were too fragile so now I have to try and cobble some together from spares.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

217
Great, GSP has changed their website again, and now it's different to find the records.

Anyway, our all-time highest low record is 80F, set on one day in June, and two days in July, and all three were set in the 1930s.

The 1930s here were pretty hot, and still look to be probably the hottest overall so far.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 11:52 PM (w6EFb)

218 And I'm hoping we're not going to hear about how moslems condemned tomorrow's terrorist attack.

Pretty sure it's coming.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

It would give us the excuse we need.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 11:52 PM (WQBBj)

219 Well, I am getting sleepy here. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde. Happy Independence Day to all of you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 11:55 PM (1z8ji)

220 Beep... boop... bip...
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Put your hands on your hips

Let yo backbone slip

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KyQ9dH2CKJI

Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos at July 03, 2026 11:55 PM (6VErX)

221 We wouldn't be acting like Russian peasants hoping the neighbor's cow dies if Taylor Swift had just been modest about things. Instead, she turned her marriage into a Temple of Media Fed Narcissism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 11:55 PM (2GVsD)

222 Anyway, our all-time highest low record is 80F, set on one day in June, and two days in July, and all three were set in the 1930s.

The 1930s here were pretty hot, and still look to be probably the hottest overall so far.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 11:52 PM (w6EFb)


Here in Texas, we call an 80° low "July and August"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 03, 2026 11:55 PM (SRRAx)

223 They should leave, now, in peace to avoid leaving later, in pieces.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:56 PM (ogcfP)

224 Happy Independence Day to all of you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I hope Alberta gets one too!

Posted by: Optimistiklos at July 03, 2026 11:56 PM (6VErX)

225 Here in Texas, we call an 80° low "July and August"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One
---

Something like a cool front.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:57 PM (ogcfP)

226 Fucking Mariners

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 11:57 PM (yEz+x)

227 Thank you AoP

May Canada once more become a country to be proud of.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

228 188

Terrible boat wreck on Lake Geneva Wisconsin today.

Three people dead and seven injured.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 11:32 PM (/QHx4)

Having been there, I'm sure alcohol was involved.

Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and perpetual light shine upon them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 11:58 PM (bl07w)

229 I hope Alberta gets one too!

Posted by: Optimistiklos
--

If there's anything we can do...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 11:58 PM (ogcfP)

230 226 Fucking Mariners
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 11:57 PM (yEz+x)

I'm sure some folks are, but I'd rather not.

But yes, they will drive you to drink.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 11:59 PM (bl07w)

231 Ball drops at Times Square for Independence Day!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2026 12:00 AM (NFX2v)

232 Here in Texas, we call an 80° low "July and August"
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 03, 2026 11:55 PM (SRRAx)

Yet another reason why we live in AK. Sunny and 70 is "beastly hot."

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:00 AM (bl07w)

233 >> Here in Texas, we call an 80° low "July and August"

LOL.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 12:01 AM (w6EFb)

234 Fucking Mariners
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 11:57 PM (yEz+x)


Soldiers.
Just saying.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 12:01 AM (2WIwB)

235
Last summer we set a record for the longest streak of 90F+ days. I didn't make here locally, because on one of the cooler days, my high was just below 90F.

But then, a cold air damming thing kicked in on Aug 2, and we set several lowest high records for those days. So we went from setting "hot" records to setting "cool" records turning on dime.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

236 Mamdani and the rest of his Marxist asshole buddies need to keep one thing in mind, if they bring their commie revolt to America, we Americans are not going to be limited by the Rules of Engagement.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 12:05 AM (2WIwB)

237 I thank God daily that he made me an American, where I can hold my head up proudly in freedom, where I can carry my firearm without restriction, and where I can be and achieve whatever I set my heart upon with hard work and dedication.

And fuck all y'all who think this is NOT the best damned place in the entire world, bar none.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:06 AM (bl07w)

238 226
{{{Nurse}}} !!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 04, 2026 12:06 AM (uTEOj)

239 Past midnight here in Babylon DC. Went for a walk. Lots of walking spots around here. Big building. There is a place outside thats facing DC. Great view of the city and you'll be able to see the fireworks perfectly. It will be crowded though. Always is on the 4th. I will be in my office, watching it on TV. Its hot. Really really hot. Crowds and excessive heat is not fun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 12:06 AM (ntk8v)

240 That was a VERY AMERICAN Star-Spangled Banner! Thanks, WD.

Posted by: GWB at July 04, 2026 12:07 AM (kU0PQ)

241 THIS was a GREAT AMERICAN ONT. Thanks for your work and artistry, WeirdDave. Glad you got the Ind.Day Eve ONT.

"watched the world discover how great we are" - this one really made me mist up. As did the little kid reading Adams's fine words.

The furriners who have been goggling at our grocery stores and stadiums and monster trucks (and a/c) are looking at the product, but I gather they are impressed with how we have all of that because of the liberty and productivity of this nation.

And I guess I'm gonna have to watch the Rocky movies one of these days.

Lots of nattering nabobs of negativism this holiday, but they're just noise, drowned out by the joyous cheers and songs of freedom.

Posted by: mindful webworker waves a flag and lights a sparkler at July 04, 2026 12:08 AM (/rhF0)

242 Crowds and excessive heat is not fun.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 12:06 AM (ntk8v)

Probably a little smelly, and most folks will get crabby, so no thanks.

Meanwhile, in AK....

https://www.glacierviewcarlaunch.com/

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:08 AM (bl07w)

243 The peepke of Brattleboro wants wish Presdent Obama a h happy und inderpenderencee day. We love you I ands miss you.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 04, 2026 12:09 AM (DPvx7)

244 220 Beep... boop... bip...
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Bap bap bap ba pahaap...whaaat?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 12:10 AM (CHHv1)

245
This Greenland ice core graph shows you just how silly the modern global warmuning nonsense is. This is the average temp since about 20,000 years ago:

https://t.ly/pFprD

Note we've been cooling off since the last peak, which was the Roman Climate Optimum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

246 Mamdani and the rest of his Marxist asshole buddies need to keep one thing in mind, if they bring their commie revolt to America, we Americans are not going to be limited by the Rules of Engagement.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 12:05 AM (2WIwB)

Not at all, and I bet we're going to get pretty creative.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:11 AM (WQBBj)

247 Note we've been cooling off since the last peak, which was the Roman Climate Optimum.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

I have asked before, and never got an answer from the globull warmening hysterics: What is the optimal temperature for the earth, and where would you measure that?

Should we be able to grow grapes in Greenland? Should we expect the Thames to freeze over every year? How would they know?

Cold kills. Heat lives. This is proven.

What, then, is the issue?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:13 AM (bl07w)

248 This is not me! I'm single.

My wife has a rule. I am not allowed to be left unsupervised in public for more than twenty minutes. I was in line at a garden center with a 50 pound bag of bird seed. A woman asked if I had a lot of birds. I said no, it was for a holistic cleanse I was trying. High protein. Great for hair. I said I lost 30 pounds last summer but ended up in the emergency room for two weeks. She gasped and asked if I got a parasite. I said no, I was perched on a telephone pole trying to sleep and a hawk knocked me off. Fell forty feet. She froze. My wife came back from the bathroom, saw her face, grabbed my arm and dragged me out. She told the woman I was kidding. This is why we can't have nice things. Worth every second.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

249 246 Mamdani and the rest of his Marxist asshole buddies need to keep one thing in mind, if they bring their commie revolt to America, we Americans are not going to be limited by the Rules of Engagement.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 12:05 AM (2WIwB)

Not at all, and I bet we're going to get pretty creative.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:11 AM (WQBBj)

Commies want you to die so they can have your stuff.

Fuck 'em dead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:14 AM (bl07w)

250 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:13 AM (bl07w)

These are people who light up buildings to support murdering babies and basically make up everything else.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 12:15 AM (vE0+H)

251 Good night good folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)

252 173 COMM - agreed. I'm in Denver fairly often and it's... discouraging. Was nice to spend time our west.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 03, 2026 11:20 PM (6lIrI)
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If you're in Denver, you're not THAT far from Wyoming. It's not as lovely as Colorado, but it's much freer and with zero traffic.

Posted by: 496 at July 04, 2026 12:17 AM (Mmfyv)

253 Beep... boop... bip...
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Bap bap bap ba pahaap...whaaat?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 04, 2026 12:10 AM (CHHv1)

Weren't those the personal pronouns Gina Carano used as a joke?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 12:17 AM (qx7Zg)

254 Mitch McConnel has become the Senate Smoke Detector; someone needs to check his batteries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2026 12:19 AM (2GVsD)

255 If you're in Denver, you're not THAT far from Wyoming. It's not as lovely as Colorado, but it's much freer and with zero traffic.
Posted by: 496 at July 04, 2026 12:17 AM (Mmfyv)

Nothing wrong with the Snowy Range, the Tetons, and Yellowstone. Wyoming is lovely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:19 AM (bl07w)

256 I would like to feel sorry for Mitch McConnell, but that is a hard slog. He married a Chicom, he voted wrong on just about everything, and he overstayed his welcome by about 20 years.

I hope he isn't in pain, but he needs to go away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 12:21 AM (bl07w)

257 Mitch McConnel has become the Senate Smoke Detector; someone needs to check his batteries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2026 12:19 AM (2GVsD)


Hey. 'Ol Mitch is doing some.of his best work now.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 12:21 AM (2WIwB)

258 Human record has shown me that nothing truly tangible exists prior to the years of astrology so I'm not too concerned. Speculation has always ruined the economy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 12:21 AM (fkjGs)

259 I hope he isn't in pain, but he needs to go away.
Posted by: tcn

Then the (D) gov picks his replacement

No KY in this KY situation

Posted by: Onoptimistiklos at July 04, 2026 12:23 AM (6VErX)

260 Wyoming is beautiful. Every year I went to sturgis we did a lot of riding there. It was god's country. My filthy rich cousin moved there a few years ago. He could have moved anywhere he desired and he chose there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:25 AM (WQBBj)

261 "Note we've been cooling off since the last peak, which was the Roman Climate Optimum."

I saw Roman Climate Optimum open for Celtic Frost at the Sun Bowl in Tempe, Arizona

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 04, 2026 12:25 AM (DZ9Lv)

262 Good evening, 'rons and 'ettes. I spent a good portion of the evening working on building and testing a new dipole antenna in preparation for my trip next week. Hopefully I can finish it tomorrow.

Time to walk the hell-hound and get ready for bed. Got the earplugs on standby in case people decide to ignore all the red flag warnings and shoot off fireworks.

Posted by: PabloD at July 04, 2026 12:27 AM (byoW7)

263 One two times I had early signs of heat stroke, both in DC in summer, natch.

Once, riding my bike on the Potomac trail that goes by the Pentagon and National Airport. Started at high point in DC, roughly. Before I got to the airport - chills. Declining energy. Oh well. Walked the bike home, stopping for a cold drink somewhere along the way.

Second time, another blazing August day, temp near 100. Decided to get in 9 holes at Hains Point (golf course I guess Trump is changing). Teed off on the 3rd. Walking up the fairway ..... chills. Headache (never, ever have headaches). Oh well. Cooled off in the clubhouse. Contractor running the place at the time was a hockey acquaintance, so unlimited refills.

Next day left on a work trip around the world (returning to US in Anchorage, Alaska Air served Russian far east back then). Have never pushed my luck since.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 04, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

264 There are quite a few fireworks going off around us. My dog used to be a scared little pansy about them, but he seems pretty chill this year. Good thing - tomorrow's going to be lit

Posted by: 496 at July 04, 2026 12:31 AM (KJYe0)

265 Had some wicked storm blow through here. Seemed like a quick mini hurricane. Haven't had power for 4 hours so far. It cooled off a lot after, so the house is still cool. Seems like a line is down halfway down the street. Shitheads need to get their act together and fix it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:31 AM (WQBBj)

266 It's eerily quiet here, especially for a Friday night-before- Independence Day!

But the area is a tinderbox now, with wind supposed to kick up tomorrow afternoon. Praying for no fires this weekend!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

267 Wyoming is lovely.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The people of Wyoming owe me Liz Cheney reparations

Posted by: Sakkaliner Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:34 AM (6VErX)

268 246 Mamdani and the rest of his Marxist asshole buddies need to keep one thing in mind, if they bring their commie revolt to America, we Americans are not going to be limited by the Rules of Engagement.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2026 12:05 AM (2WIwB)
...
Not at all, and I bet we're going to get pretty creative.

Given that Greater Evil destroys it's maker with cTHEIL and ctKARP at the ctHELM it will be significantly more problematic. Who knew there would be a greater evil than ctHILLARY but that's reality today.

How it ctHAPPENS.

Putin/Pressured by the frenchMACARONI won't faire any better than did napoleon or germany -- Putin will meaningfully retaliate (and soon) against IceKINGJoe's proxies in Ukraine, Kaliningrad will be his price of peace a land for piece deal for cuba -- and that would be a good deal. Trump gets his hotel in Moscow and Vlad gets to take Europe by force -- which won't be a problem until China (or proxy/NKA) has a launch failure which takes out the starlinks and we're all back to the good ole land war.

SpaceX goes bankrupt with the final scene of Elon/Harry Lime's fingers pushing up against the welded grate while the filth&corruption foam to his waist

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 04, 2026 12:34 AM (oiJTb)

269 Will someone PLEASE tell me how Mrs. SanFran is doing? Third time I have asked!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 04, 2026 12:34 AM (SRRAx)

270 Its quiet here too. It sounded like D day last night. Nothing tonight.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:35 AM (WQBBj)

271 Shitheads need to get their act together and fix it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Achmed and Jugdish are ON THE JOB

Inshallah

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:35 AM (6VErX)

272 If you're in Denver, you're not THAT far from Wyoming. It's not as lovely as Colorado, but it's much freer and with zero traffic.
Posted by: 496 at July 04, 2026 12:17 AM (Mmfyv)

Naw, Wyoming is way better than Colorado. The Bighorn Mountains is one of my favorite places on this planet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 04, 2026 12:36 AM (0aYVJ)

273 The people of Wyoming owe me Liz Cheney reparations

Posted by: Sakkaliner Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:34 AM (6VErX)
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I never voted for her so I'm off the hook, right?

Posted by: 496 at July 04, 2026 12:36 AM (8hnyd)

274 The boomers are going off and I have my garden hose deployed in case the locals set my crib on fire with flying fireworks. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 12:36 AM (fkjGs)

275 I never voted for her so I'm off the hook, right?
Posted by: 496

Trade you for the per-head bounty for privately detained illegals

Posted by: Deputized Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:37 AM (6VErX)

276 This blog, the work of the blog authors and the comments of the Morons, has been and continues to be of great help in keeping my spirits up and my faith in our country energized. Even grumbling curmudgeons are helpful in keeping balance and not being too polyannish.

Having a gathering of family and friends out here at Rancho Webworks tomorrow, with "too much" food and a load of fireworks. And Daughter has put together a suitable playlist of American and Oklahoman music. Looking forward to it. Even the neighbors who have already been setting off fireworks, and will surely do much more tomorrow.

God has indeed blessed America.

Posted by: mindful webworker salutes the AOSHQ at July 04, 2026 12:38 AM (/rhF0)

277 I confess I watched that American girl clip way too many times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 12:38 AM (H8EHh)

278 Checking what time it is

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 12:39 AM (Ia/+0)

279 cont'd: SpaceX goes bankrupt with the final scene of Elon/Harry Lime's fingers pushing up against the welded grate while the filth&corruption foam to his waist

With Trump looking down and whispering: NO, because Elon didn't fund the Trump Accounts to the tune that pleased him, and his new BFF/Bezos can not only has own constellation of geo's, lunar landers, robots, and AI, but actually sells products that people really want. Bezo's fancy of putting Amazon women on the moon who wear purple wigs like the 70's Series/UFO is just icing on the cake.

That's where cTHEIL and cthKARP become their most dangerous. cTHIEL worried about the pope being the antichrist? look who's talking? lack of self awareness? grandiosity? with a jilted Elon pushing third Party with unlimited funding, and veritable cthKARP/Skynet at his disposal, what could possibly go wrong?

Yes, very problematic, but definitely entertaining.
Best Episode of the Apprentice Yet!
LET's GO BRANDON!
MORE!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 04, 2026 12:40 AM (XEsAj)

280 Checking what time it is
Posted by: Skip

There are oatmeal raisin cookies on the table

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:42 AM (6VErX)

281 Shitheads need to get their act together and fix it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Achmed and Jugdish are ON THE JOB

Inshallah
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:35 AM (6VErX)

Nooo, not around here. This is bearded white man carhartt wearing mother fucker territory. A lot of people without power it seems. They'll get it done.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:42 AM (WQBBj)

282 For TiFW, this is the last I saw:

>>Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

283 Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

Thanks.

Godspeed, Mrs. Franpsycho.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 04, 2026 12:45 AM (dK+Kv)

284 I don’t think Manfred’s a Marxist, that’s unfair. He’s got a really unique version of Tourette”s, but that’s not Marxist, that’s just entertaining.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 12:45 AM (H8EHh)

285 Nooo, not around here. This is bearded white man carhartt wearing mother fucker territory. A lot of people without power it seems. They'll get it done.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Maybe this is why I thought the Sopranos were not such bad people

Posted by: Miklosio, capiche? at July 04, 2026 12:46 AM (6VErX)

286 I confess I watched that American girl clip way too many times.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Who didn't. Lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 04, 2026 12:46 AM (WQBBj)

287 Prayers done

Posted by: Miklos at July 04, 2026 12:47 AM (6VErX)

288 When you need to mess with someone's head...

https://youtube.com/shorts/mzO-463iKOE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 04, 2026 12:48 AM (qx7Zg)

289 Who didn't. Lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Sound on or off?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 04, 2026 12:50 AM (DZ9Lv)

290 MANFRED's off the rails tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 12:50 AM (ogcfP)

291 >> He’s got a really unique version of Tourette”s, but that’s not Marxist, that’s just entertaining.

I attempted to parse that. It was unparsable to me. I have no idea what he was trying to say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 12:51 AM (w6EFb)

292 a tinderbox now, with wind supposed to kick up tomorrow afternoon. Praying for no fires this weekend!
Posted by: JQ

Not you got me thinking about Darleen

A real hot tamale baby, when she feels the heat

Posted by: Miklos turns to Marleen for comfort at July 04, 2026 12:52 AM (6VErX)

293 If ya'll didn't know, Charleen just called Marleen to work a Patriotic double shift at the Waffle Hut.

Today they are offering an additional $2.50 per hour and $17.76 for each completed four hour shift

Posted by: Miklos can use some extra at July 04, 2026 12:57 AM (6VErX)

294 Publius: where did you get the graph? It looks like some I’ve seen via WattsUpWithThat.com.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 12:58 AM (ODRj8)

295 Manfred called out Amazon Women on the Moon, a low budget comedy I love! He linked it to Bezos, and I gottta give him props for that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 01:00 AM (H8EHh)

296 >> Publius: where did you get the graph?

Searching for something along the lines of "Younger Dryas Greenland ice core temp". Went to "images" results, and found what which one I thought displayed the best.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

297 288 When you need to mess with someone's head...

https://youtube.com/shorts/mzO-463iKOE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
--

This is so clear.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 01:04 AM (ogcfP)

298 I remember David Spade did a bit on County Fair performers, and he introduced Darleen, the women with the longest cigarette ash ever. She just sat there on this stool with a pissed off look, and a cigarette in her mouth with about a 4” long ash on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 01:06 AM (H8EHh)

299
The Climate Loons tell you not to pay attention to this stuff, and just trust them, the past century has seen unprecedented anthropogenic warming unlike anything ever seen before.

What they try to do is fit the infamous "hockey stick" right to the end of that, and show, see, temps are turning up well beyond previous peaks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

300 What they try to do is fit the infamous "hockey stick" right to the end of that, and show, see, temps are turning up well beyond previous peaks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

I hate Michael Mann.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2026 01:09 AM (H8EHh)

301 Having read this I believed it was really enlightening. I appreciate you spending some time and
effort to put this content together. I once again find myself personally spending way too much time both
reading and posting comments. But so what, it was still worthwhile!

Posted by: Roofing services Washington IL at July 04, 2026 01:11 AM (hHL2u)

302 We won't know till it happens. Over the last hundred years the highs and lows are in such a close range with a few exceptions. Using that data to predict whether we a going colder or hotter is impossible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 01:11 AM (ogcfP)

303
If anything, I'd bet we're going to cool. It's the current phases of the Milankovich cycles we're on. Obliquity is decreasing (41K yr cycle) here, and eccentricity is decreasing is as well (100K and 400K yr cycle).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:16 AM (w6EFb)

304 Tell Ready Kilowatt and Energy Looting & Plunder corp. to KMA.
Coming to a neighborhood near you. Maybe your neighborhood.

Traditional nuclear reactors produce around 1000 MWe or more of electricity per unit. SMRs, by contrast, are defined by their modest electrical output – typically less than 300 MWe. Some definitions extend to medium-sized reactors of up to 600 MWe. The smallest designs, with capacities typically less than 20 MWe, are sometimes called microreactors.

[Search assist
. 20 megawatts (MWe) can power approximately 13,400 homes during peak summer heat, based on the average energy usage of about 1.5 kilowatts per home.
_cbsaustin.com _lboro.ac.uk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 01:21 AM (ogcfP)

305 Kid Crock

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 01:21 AM (gfO9L)

306 Spam on #301

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 01:21 AM (gfO9L)

307 A day that will live in Obliquity.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Milankovich at July 04, 2026 01:22 AM (DZ9Lv)

308 Prayers up for Mrs. San Franpsycho 🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 04, 2026 01:23 AM (SRRAx)

309
Mars-Uranus conjunction right now. Mars is blocking Uranus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

310 I attempted to parse that. It was unparsable to me. I have no idea what he was trying to say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 12:51 AM (w6EFb)

There was a guy on a financial message board years back who kept on about total magnetic reversal. Harmless, yet bizarre.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 04, 2026 01:28 AM (dK+Kv)

311
Supremes are finally taking up an 'Assault Rifle' case...

With this court, I'm scared.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2026 10:28 PM (mP0Kj)

The same Court that gave us Bruen?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 01:29 AM (pKv0r)

312 The families began to leave, but Jane insisted on waiting for her husband until she, her daughter Anne and Kian were all that remained at the fort. With the help of Kian, Jane gave birth to daughter Mary James on December 21, 1821, at a time when it was so cold that Galveston Bay froze.
...
So, just how thick was the ice over the bay? Jane
reported that while they were gathering fish, she saw a
large bear walk across the frozen bay from the mainland
to Galveston Island

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 01:29 AM (ogcfP)

313 HOW many?
https://tinyurl.com/4kefzb6f

Posted by: Nato at July 04, 2026 01:32 AM (XAyZ8)

314 Two small flags out by the road, one 3'x5' on the flagpole.

A glorious 4th to you all!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 01:35 AM (XeU6L)

315 Alibaba is banning employees from using Anthropic's Claude ‌Code at work after the tool drew scrutiny for features that can help identify China-linked [spys] users, Reuters reported.
---

Sam Altman is a crook
_Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 01:36 AM (ogcfP)

316 Happy Birthday America!

Prayers up for Mrs. Franpsycho.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 01:36 AM (ibDUx)

317 Hi, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)

318 Publius:
I found similar data in
Quaternary Science Reviews
Date: 1 January 2000
The Younger Dryas cold interval as viewed from central Greenland
Richard B. Alley

Unfortunately it’s Elsevier Press and thus difficult to access. From a graph from that paper, it looks like we’ve been cooling off since the Minoan Warm Period which was earlier and warmer than the Roman Warm Period. Thanks but no thanks, Thera!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 01:44 AM (ZVgZ4)

319 eccentricity is decreasing is as well...
-----

Perhaps down in SC. My own seems to be increasing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2026 01:45 AM (XeU6L)

320
Those Milankovitch cycles are very long compared to our human scales. All of recorded history is a but fraction of the shortest of those cycles. However, in a way, you can see their effects every so slightly on a human scale.

The Erf's axial tilt has decreased since I was I born in 1967 to make the length of the day 3 seconds shorter on the summer solstice. And to make the winter solstice 4 seconds longer.

And precession of perihelion works out to about 1 day per 58 years. Perihelion and aphelion occur about 1 day later since I was born.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:46 AM (w6EFb)

321 Mars-Uranus conjunction right now. Mars is blocking Uranus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 01:27 AM (w6EFb)


It would be very hard to do it the other way around.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 01:49 AM (ZVgZ4)

322 "The scale of China's oil demand collapse has been so dramatic that Chinese policymakers are reportedly examining whether this historic slump reflects a temporary response to elevated global prices or a more structural shift in consumption patterns." - JPM
---

Or China's economy is in collapse.

Iran's Floating Oil Stockpile Swells as Major Buyers Stay Away
2 days ago(Bloomberg) -- A hoard of Iranian oil is building up at sea, as the Islamic Republic struggles to find buyers before the expiry of a 60-day window granted by Washington.
...
More than 58 million barrels of Iranian crude and condensate was on-the-water as of July 1,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 01:50 AM (ogcfP)

323 Just watched the President's speech at Mt Rushmore. His energy may not have been his best, but what he had to say was something to cheer for all the way.

I just keep remembering him with the blood on his cheek, pumping his fist, saying Fight Fight Fight, and praise God that we were allowed to have him as President again.

https://youtu.be/HjylD7esXDo

Going to bed to get up and make tomorrow great again.
G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker kneels only before the Almighty at July 04, 2026 02:01 AM (/rhF0)

324
Damn, I am getting more eccentric too. I was looking for my glasses. Where, oh where, did I put them. They were hanging in the neck of my T-shirt the whole time, where I hang them all the time momentarily.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

325 U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM):

"A U.S. Air Force HC-130J Combat King II provides fuel for several A-10C attack aircraft. Aerial refueling allows aircraft to operate for extended periods of time."
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Interesting that they would bring this to attention today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 02:04 AM (ogcfP)

326 Israel's official X page in Persian on Khamenei's funeral:

"Many came - not to mourn, but to make sure he is dead"

_scene out of a Peter Sellers movie

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 02:07 AM (ogcfP)

327 >> I found similar data in

There are several of these based on different "proxies". Then Greenland ice core use the O-18 to O-16 ratios. Water with O18 is a different sort of "heavy water" (and just imagine all the different combinations with H and D vs the O isotopes).

O-18 water's evaporates less and condenses quicker the colder it gets. So, when it's a colder year, less O18 waters gets deposited, and less O18 leaves the oceans. There's some way they can see the variation in O18 levels at the surface over time, too.

Anyway, all those different proxies look about the same over the Holocene (and all show the dramatic Younger Dryas event), but they will differ on the peaks a little bit.

But all show a peak at around 7000 yrs ago, the Holocene Climate Optimum. The Greenland cores show the Roman period was about as warm. Others will show a local peak then, but not as much as the 7K year one.

So, we can say we've been cooler and no warmer than that over the whole Holocene till now. And we're cooler now at present than any of the peaks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:08 AM (w6EFb)

328 I use the ear piece to ear piece cord, so my glasses are always hanging from my neck when not in use. It’s very nerd, but old man nerd.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 02:10 AM (ZVgZ4)

329 I will welcome global warming if it ever gets here.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 02:12 AM (ZVgZ4)

330
Over hundreds of millions of years, Erf oscillates between "greenhouse" and "icehouse" states. Guess what we're in now, and have been for a long time. Icehouse state. During an icehouse, we have polar ice caps. During Greenhouse, no polar ice at all.

Antarctica has been at the south pole for a long time, but not always covered in ice. During the last greenhouse state, the temperature there was nice and warm. Life, plant and animal thrived.

And they thrived under polar night and day conditions. I would love to see that. Just how the heck everything was adapted to midnight sun, with no night, and then near 6 months of polar night.

Turns the diurnal cycle on its head. I don't think they know much about, other than it existed. Plant and animal life in warm temperatures under those polar night/day conditions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

331 If Publius and Randall Carlson meet

Worlds might collide

Posted by: Miklos can use some advance warning at July 04, 2026 02:14 AM (6VErX)

332 Hey JQ, Cheers!

A toast to the Horde, some of the finest people anywhere on this earth.


Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 02:15 AM (ibDUx)

333 It’s very nerd, but old man nerd.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

It works

I have been a trend setter since 1976.

Ahead or behind, it all comes back around

Posted by: Miklos has some rater wide polyester ties, if needed at July 04, 2026 02:17 AM (6VErX)

334 Hey JQ, Cheers!

A toast to the Horde, some of the finest people anywhere on this earth.


Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

And an anonymous gentleman has just paid everyone's bar tab!

Posted by: Miklos is glad the ice machine is working OK at July 04, 2026 02:18 AM (6VErX)

335
I would love to meet Randall Carlson. And throw George Howard, Robert Schoch, and some of the others in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

336 I want to go sledding in SF.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 04, 2026 02:19 AM (DZ9Lv)

337 https://archive.org/details/when-worlds-collide

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 02:19 AM (ZVgZ4)

338
Yep, about 90 - 50 million years ago, during a Greenhouse state, Antarctica summer highs averaged about 68F, with winter lows about 54F. Climate was about like New Zealand. Lush rainforests up to the pole itself.

And all of that with polar days and nights.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

339 Throw in a super volcano or two and things get really inneresting.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 04, 2026 02:22 AM (DZ9Lv)

340 eccentricity is decreasing is as well...
-----

Perhaps down in SC. My own seems to be increasing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

hey Mike, you won't believe what my cousin found in his own belly button

Posted by: Miklos is between eccentric and "Just that way" at July 04, 2026 02:23 AM (6VErX)

341 The AGW crowd claimed repeatedly there was a "pause" in global warming between 1998 and 2012 - and YET, every single year they wrote about record breaking high temperatures and the "hottest year on record". Every one.

I once curated a list of "hottest (global) year on record" articles for every year bar one from like 2003 through 2015. Pure impossible silliness.

The phrase "climate change" appears exactly zero times in the landmark film on climate change called "An Inconvenient Truth: The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It." Just insane fucked up mental retardation from gaslighting anthropomorphic perianal fissures.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 02:24 AM (vE0+H)

342 Woot! Afterhours par-tay!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

343 Now they say there was never a pause. They can't make up their mind nearly as well as they can make up a lie.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 02:26 AM (vE0+H)

344 The Piri Reis map:

https://old.world-mysteries.com/sar_1.htm

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 04, 2026 02:26 AM (ZVgZ4)

345 Where, oh where, did I put them. They were hanging in the neck of my T-shirt the whole time, where I hang them all the time momentarily.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I lose mine on the top of my head

As my Grandaddy taught me

Posted by: Miklos knows more or less less where things are unless somebody moved 'em at July 04, 2026 02:28 AM (6VErX)

346 >>Now they say there was never a pause.

Well, there was never really a pause *in their bullsh!t*

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)

347 Well, there was never really a pause *in their bullsh!t*

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)

True! Happy Fourth JQ. And all. I am off to beddy bye.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2026 02:30 AM (vE0+H)

348 Woot! Afterhours par-tay!
Posted by: JQ

The new Disco Ball is Laser 3-D

Just so you know

Posted by: Miklos tries to activate the James Brown multi-display at July 04, 2026 02:31 AM (6VErX)

349
Yep, every year is the warmest on record.

They also don't like the use of "optimum" there, as in Holocene or Roman Climate optimum, because it makes warm sound good, better than cold. Which it is. But they're trying to change the language on that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:31 AM (w6EFb)

350 Local grocery store had (ca 2012?) a display of cheap DVDs that included Gore's convenient lie.. Almost bought it, just to see what the fuss was all about.

Meh. $2.99 was too much.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

351 I would love to meet Randall Carlson. And throw George Howard, Robert Schoch, and some of the others in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

You need a Pyramid

I know just the guy to help build it

Posted by: Miklos thinks 1/4 acre might not be enough at July 04, 2026 02:33 AM (6VErX)

352 What's playing on the juke box? If I am going to stay awake I need to hear something peppy and patriotic.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 02:34 AM (ibDUx)

353 >> The Piri Reis map:

That's another very interesting one. I've listened to many debates on that.

Could be a snippet of ancient knowledge from some advanced pre Younger-Dryas ice-age civilization that survived. By advanced, I don't mean techno like we are today, but say sea-faring, globally, think Egyptian/Greek level or something similar.

Robert Schoch thinks they were based in Sundaland in SE Asia. There was yuge landmass, now under the sea, from when sea levels were much much lower. He thinks that was where they were.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:35 AM (w6EFb)

354 Disco Ball! Yay!

We can haz roller skates too?

https://youtu.be/m_O25dOQpCQ

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:35 AM (rdVOm)

355 Meh. $2.99 was too much.
Posted by: JQ

Not bad for a coaster

Water rings on wood furniture are a pain to refinish

Posted by: Miklos does hed his hands dirty sometimes at July 04, 2026 02:36 AM (6VErX)

356
You could almost walk to Australia back then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:37 AM (w6EFb)

357 Sorry, Debby-- not patriotic, but peppy! Didn't see your comment until I posted, LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

358 Since I was in Kollidge, I have been aware that none of the "accepted" models of human development and migration can account for the odd presence of the lowly potato in some locations.

Posted by: Miklos thinks Spud still has somebody's hat at July 04, 2026 02:39 AM (6VErX)

359 Can be patriotic if you think back... I always connect this one with the Bicentennial, heard it on radio all the time then:

https://youtu.be/gM4Xm2MGLNQ

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

360 Not bad for a coaster

Water rings on wood furniture are a pain to refinish
Posted by: Miklos does hed his hands dirty sometimes
------

I wasn't sure if gorebecile would earn a royalty somehow, so that was the deciding factor.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)

361 We can haz roller skates too?


Posted by: JQ

If your name is Melanie, I have a brand new key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHDUnJRpQ68

Posted by: Why does Miklos even know this? at July 04, 2026 02:42 AM (6VErX)

362 I wasn't sure if gorebecile would earn a royalty somehow, so that was the deciding factor.
Posted by: JQ

Solid, sista

*Old School soul high five*

Posted by: Miklos be runnin' his bidnis as a FREE man at July 04, 2026 02:44 AM (6VErX)

363 Posted by: Why does Miklos even know this?
--------

Yeesh. Thought that song sucked, even when I was a little kid! I liked Downtown though. Brings back memories of Mom, taking us Christmas shopping, all those years ago...

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

364 Thought that song sucked, even when I was a little kid! I liked Downtown though. Brings back memories of Mom, taking us Christmas shopping, all those years ago...
Posted by: JQ

I played my cousin's 45 of Downtown about 11 times a day.

Currently, I may have to recuse myself because the Zydeco accordion is becoming dominant in my Personal Space

Posted by: Le Mikleuse a parti mes amis at July 04, 2026 02:51 AM (6VErX)

365 >>Since I was in Kollidge, I have been aware that none of the "accepted" models of human development and migration can account for the odd presence of the lowly potato in some locations.
--------

Leprechauns!!!

Or aliens. Either/or...

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

366 1979/80 Michael Jackson completely changed his style presentation and choice of repertoire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 02:54 AM (ogcfP)

367
"Anatomically modern humans" go back to at least 300K years. See the "Million year old human skull" for something that might push that way back, and rewrite the whole timeline.

So, we'll take the low figure, 300,000 years. We've been around that long, and only during the last 5000 did we actually do anything other than run around like primitives?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:56 AM (w6EFb)

368 1979/80 Michael Jackson completely changed his style presentation and choice of repertoire.

Posted by: Braenyard

Should've left his face/nose alone after that... Dude was very attractive (imo) in '79!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

369 So, we'll take the low figure, 300,000 years. We've been around that long, and only during the last 5000 did we actually do anything other than run around like primitives?
Posted by: publius

"Everything that is, has been before..."

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)

370 Michael Jackson '79/'80

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DQJPL9Yuq0

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 02:59 AM (ogcfP)

371
We named ourselves Homo sapiens, "Man the Wise". The older subspecies thing, Homo sapiens sapiens (which fell out of favor) would be "Man the wise, the really wise".

A lot of hubris there, wouldn't you think. Some aliens might be more objective in naming us. They might choose Homo Lamontis. Man the Big Dummy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 02:59 AM (w6EFb)

372 >>Man the Big Dummy.

We are Devo ACE!!!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 03:04 AM (rdVOm)

373 What's playing on the juke box? If I am going to stay awake I need to hear something peppy and patriotic.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

L 16 is....

https://tinyurl.com/yc6th4bm

Posted by: Miklosm just likes this, and can assure that Irma is a Trump voter at July 04, 2026 03:07 AM (6VErX)

374 Homo Lamontis. Man the Big Dummy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Lamont is a Big Dummy, but he ain't no homo

*prepares to fight*

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford, in temporary alliance with Aunt Esther at July 04, 2026 03:10 AM (6VErX)

375 >> *prepares to fight*

Don't be a Neanderthal, Uncle Fred.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:12 AM (w6EFb)

376 Thanks for that JQ, part of the soundtrack of my life, and yes Petula Clark too. I am glad that I lived in this time of our history, feeling really nostalgic about our country tonight.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 03:13 AM (ibDUx)

377
Talk about hubris. Tay-tay "walked down the aisle" such as it was to one of her own songs. That just ain't right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:13 AM (w6EFb)

378
In the interest of peace, how about Homo Robreinericus, Man the Meathead.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

379 Yeah, Debby-- me too. I miss the cohesiveness of society that we had in 1976. It wasn't perfect, but it was sure a lot better than today.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 03:23 AM (rdVOm)

380 For Patriotic Day, may I offer a picture in the spirit of Ronaldus Maximus:

https://ibb.co/v9Cvpnf

A snapshot of the future, maybe.

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 04, 2026 03:25 AM (/ZkOF)

381 "Everything that is, has been before..."
Posted by: JQ

Oddly enough, the Poet Laureate of Hungary wrote a poem along those lines inspired, somehow by me, in the course of a late nite alcohol-supported discussion/argument/language play.

I thanked him when it was published, according to the Official Authorities, as "the immortal verses of our National Poet".

"Basz meg, Peter, azert en mar immortalis is!"

(Fuck, Peter, I'm now immortal too!)

Posted by: Miklos has a small claim to fame at July 04, 2026 03:26 AM (6VErX)

382 OK, I have been dancing and laughing all by myself, this is why the Horde is the best.

What about Homo Erectus the Pfizer rep?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 03:26 AM (ibDUx)

383 In the interest of peace, how about Homo Robreinericus, Man the Meathead.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Run that by the guys at the loading dock

Posted by: the Estate of Archie Bunker at July 04, 2026 03:29 AM (6VErX)

384
Pfizer, making Home Flaccidus become Homo Erectus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:30 AM (w6EFb)

385 What about Homo Erectus the Pfizer rep?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Have I told you about my visit to Humacao, Puerto Rico?

"we make people happy"

Posted by: El Mikloso recuerda at July 04, 2026 03:30 AM (6VErX)

386 Yep, Stretch Cunningham would like to have a word.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 03:31 AM (ibDUx)

387 Dept. of energy deletes post asking Americans to turn their thermostats to 78. Must be commies working for dump. Largest power utility in mid atlantic and south tell customers to also turn thermostats to 78 so data centers can keep running. More commies at work! Texas power grid utilities told not to tell customers to conserve ;but raise utility rates to get customers to conserve to keep data centers running. Commies again?

Posted by: raimondo at July 04, 2026 03:32 AM (zOenx)

388 Maybe trolls should not post while drunk.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 03:32 AM (gfO9L)

389 Sweet dreams Horde, I would like to stay but the clock reads past 3:30 here, see you all tomorrow, God Bless America and you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 04, 2026 03:34 AM (ibDUx)

390 Vote great one fat slob dumpster flotilla of losers and chicago polls the people donors are all pro immigrant child we will fines beform felons finished! AOC is shows you didn't send a support of his treatment blacks) Capitalism is a form of socialist medicare?

Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 04, 2026 03:35 AM (6VErX)

391 It's hilarious that rainman is slamming commies-- his own peeps! LOL

Funny how the demotards are funding commie campaigns, but also claiming Trump is a putin-puppet and *that is so very wrong*, doncha know...

Ds are just upset that russya is no longer soviet.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 03:37 AM (rdVOm)

392 'Night, Debby! Have a great holiday!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 03:37 AM (rdVOm)

393 388 Maybe trolls should not post while drunk.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 03:32 AM (gfO9L)

IDK, he makes about as much sense as Lace Wigs or Machines for Sale.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 04, 2026 03:39 AM (bl07w)

394
I've got it! Homo Raimondo!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:40 AM (w6EFb)

395 At least Machines for Sale was entertaining...

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 03:40 AM (rdVOm)

396
I was looking at artist depictions (don't know how close to accurate they would be) of all the other Homo species that have been found.

Ugly fuckers, all of them. Of course, they'd probably think we were terrible looking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:42 AM (w6EFb)

397
“ISLAM is incompatible with western values and rights.”
_Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 03:43 AM (ogcfP)

398 I’ll be reading the Declaration of Independence later, as I always do on the Fourth of July.

More later I suppose as duty calls.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 04, 2026 03:44 AM (gfO9L)

399
The NYPD had to work security for that stupid Tay-tay wedding. Don't know how much it cost, but Tay-tay should pay the whole thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 04, 2026 03:45 AM (w6EFb)

400 i-slam is incompatible with everything else on earth.

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 03:46 AM (rdVOm)

401 Keiko Fujimori, elected president of Peru.
We may expect discipline. Trump has a way with women.
It will be one way or the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 03:46 AM (ogcfP)

402 Karoline Leavitt@WHLeavitt
11 PM
Shocking: Italy Giorgia Meloni just greenlit the Italian Navy to stop (sink) boats packed with illegal migrants from reaching Italy.

Strong borders. Real leadership.
---

She's been stopping landings for a month or two. This is a step up.
Next she'll be blowing them up like drug boats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 03:51 AM (ogcfP)

403 Payment required

Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 03:51 AM (xyH2B)

404 Wrong comment

Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 03:51 AM (xyH2B)

405 I've got it! Homo Raimondo!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Unlikely

No reproduction

Paleoanthropologists may recover some ancient Cheeto dust

Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at July 04, 2026 03:58 AM (6VErX)

406 She's been stopping landings for a month or two. This is a step up.
Next she'll be blowing them up like drug boats.

Posted by: Braenyard

I want an Italian Navy ship with a Sophia Loren figure on the front but the tits are massive lasers

Posted by: Admiral of the Ocean Sea Miklos at July 04, 2026 04:02 AM (6VErX)

407 Karoline Leavitt@WHLeavitt
11 PM
Shocking: Italy Giorgia Meloni just greenlit the Italian Navy to stop (sink) boats packed with illegal migrants from reaching Italy.

Strong borders. Real leadership.

--‐

Pray that the UK realizes it has a British Navy.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 04:05 AM (pSl4u)

408
Up until comment 399, I thought that Taylor S should've chosen Las Vegas over NYC. The Strip IS expensiver, but Henderson ...

But Publius correctly mentions that the event will generate a lot of ... paid ... work for the NYPD, stressing the entire force unnecessarily ...

... but, it also puts a big hurt on Mamdani's budget(s).

Where will Big M get the money? Tax the wealthy of MYC even more? At last some of them deserve i. Ask Mama H, up in Albany, for cash? How has that worked out before. Asking The Donald? Hah.

My guess is that a bunch of Big M's Socialist Paradise Programs will get erased from his promises.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 04, 2026 04:06 AM (FlRtG)

409 The street urchins haven't burned down my property yet with fireworks so I'll have to be vigilant for tomorrow. Have garden hose, will travel.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 04:07 AM (fkjGs)

410 Good night, horde.

Have a happy and blessed Independence Day!

Posted by: JQ at July 04, 2026 04:12 AM (rdVOm)

411 Day Two of no water. Something wrong with the well's holding tank. Of course, this happens on a three day weekend. Bring on the five gallon jug

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 04:14 AM (vS2qG)

412
Lots of nattering nabobs of negativism this holiday, but they're just noise, drowned out by the joyous cheers and songs of freedom.
Posted by: mindful webworker waves a flag and lights a sparkler at July 04, 2026 12:08 AM (/rhF0)

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Yes, such as that loser, former Olympic kayaker, who found himself in court for damaging the reflecting pool seal. Many of good cheer are out here.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 04:21 AM (9qZ8R)

413 404 Wrong comment
Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 03:51 AM (xyH2B)

HAHA!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:22 AM (6wpGE)

414 Once again, I arrived too late and talk to myself

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 04, 2026 04:23 AM (zfW44)

415 The extra security will be paid for by the couple to be married it won't come out of NYC budget.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 04:23 AM (ogcfP)

416 'night JQ.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2026 04:24 AM (ogcfP)

417 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:34 AM (6wpGE)

418 27 21 I still think that the area of Mt. Rushmore to Lincoln's left is a perfect spot for a bust of Trump.

That would be GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Commiecrats would have a Heart Attack or lose their Little Squirrel Bait Minds!!!!!!!!!!!

Got you covered - after the comments here I was curious if ChatGPT would have some guardrails (since we know how politically unbiased these LLMs are) on the following:"Generate a realistic picture of Mt. Rushmore, but with the bust of President Trump added, in a similar style as the other Presidents on the mountain."

Actually not too bad:
https://___ur.com/a/SNCNSkd

Posted by: MD_Mike at July 04, 2026 10:32 AM (6oVhu)

419 https://___ur.com/a/SNCNSkd

(Sorry - fixed cut and paste)

Posted by: MD_Mike at July 04, 2026 10:33 AM (6oVhu)

420 (Ok - those are ___ur links - didn't know those are blocked - apologies - just swap ___ur with ___ur

Posted by: MD_Mike at July 04, 2026 10:33 AM (6oVhu)

421 https://ibb.co/ymZZTkJp - last try...I promise

Posted by: MD_Mike at July 04, 2026 10:35 AM (6oVhu)

422 NGL, that soccer video was the most fire thing I've seen all year. Hell, the last 10 years, at least.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at July 04, 2026 10:49 AM (ERYKL)

Independence Eve Cafe

TALLSHIPNORFALK.jpg
Tall ships at Norfalk, Virginia, to celebrate the 250th last weekend

Life with a prairie dog.

A dog was found dying on the side of the road with two broken legs (due to being hit by a car). A woman rescues her and names her Faith and Faith will walk again.

Wolf pup attempts his first little howl.

Feeding and petting a hyrax, which is not a Space Monster but some kind of weasel.

Baby goat rejected by mother and stray bulldog become littermates.

Baby owl is rescued after losing parents in hurricane.

Dog befriends squirrel.

Cute story about a couple whose dog died -- but then a neighbor's dog, who apparently wasn't well-loved, began digging under the fence to visit the other couple.

Woman gives the magpies in her backyard toys and now has a whole flock following her when she walks around the neighborhood.

When a wild elephant drops by for a visit.

Baby and crow are friends.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Prima Moronus

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (u73oe)

2 Hey.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (iaf7q)

3 Even looked at the pretty pix.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (iaf7q)

4 Fortuitous timing. Haven’t been here all day and got her just in time to shove Blade out of the way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (u73oe)

5 The hyrax is the closest relative to the elephant. Or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)

6 Righteous, Duke!

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (iaf7q)

7 As hard as it might be to believe, hyraxes are related to elephants and manatees.

Also, thick layers of petrified piss and shit build up in their dens over the decades.

This is "mined" and used in perfume.

No, not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)

8 This is "mined" and used in perfume.

No, not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)

Add a little whale barf and you might be on to something.

(Perfume is gross)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:27 PM (Ot/FD)

9 Eromero picked up a kitten off the road with two broken back legs and saved her life.

If you have never had the honor of meeting this man, he has a heart of pure love.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:29 PM (afJtY)

10 "The hyrax is the closest relative to the elephant. Or something like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko "

The Oreo. Closet relative to the Oreo.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

11 Warai, cheap perfume yes. Patou 1000 and Misha are alluring.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:33 PM (afJtY)

12 Eromero picked up a kitten off the road with two broken back legs
EROMERO BROKE HIS LEGS?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (Kt19C)

13 (Perfume is gross)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:27 PM (Ot/FD)

Yep. Also deer, weasel, and beaver anal glands.

You could expand this to cosmetics as a whole.

Placenta. Crushed beetles. Snail mucus. Foreskins. Bird poop.


"That's a sexy shade of crushed beetle you have on your lips, honey"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)

14
Feeding and petting a hyrax, which is not a Space Monster but some kind of weasel.




According to the AoSHQ Style Manual, all animals are some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (y9nCu)

15 Commisar, go for it !

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:35 PM (afJtY)

16 > According to the AoSHQ Style Manual, all animals are some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (y9nCu)

The weasel kingdom keeps threatening a libel suit against Bernie Sanders for damaging their good name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:36 PM (IG3/x)

17 It's called a hyrax???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB)

18 One of these days we're going to get those National Biscuit Company thieves for copying our Hydrox.

"Nabisco" my ass.

Posted by: Sunshine Biscuit Company at July 03, 2026 07:39 PM (IG3/x)

19 The elephant video is truly amazing. Very special.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 03, 2026 07:40 PM (XfxDj)

20 Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:40 PM (IG3/x)

21 Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:40 PM (IG3/x)

A chimmy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)

22 > A chimmy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)

Good one. Took me a moment to get it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:42 PM (IG3/x)

23 Good thing Rocky the Squirrel doesn't live in New York or he would get the death sentence by the authorities.

RIP Peanut

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 07:43 PM (IYeV+)

24 "Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

It an Earth-analog planet with a culture based on Nazi gangster Romans.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at July 03, 2026 07:43 PM (MWfyi)

25 Hyrax sounds like a Gaulish horn.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (IYeV+)

26 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

27 There is a reason I can't go in animal shelter. I want to take all the dogs home with me. I feel so sorry for them. But I do have a rescue dog named him Waco.He's a big wonderful dog and guards our home. He knows he has made now and is happy.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (IY9No)

28 You take the hyrax and I'll take the lowrax and I'll be in Tucumcari afore ye.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (afJtY)

29 > 24 "Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

It an Earth-analog planet with a culture based on Nazi gangster Romans.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at July 03, 2026 07:43 PM (MWfyi)

Brand name for a mechanic's rack large enough to handle the big rigs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (IG3/x)

30 Faith is a very cute dog. Also, a nice name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (D+BhG)

31
Her Majesty is feeling much better. Not back to normal by any means, but working in her study and eating a little food. She had a rough time yesterday so I'm happy for this bit of progress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)

32 Okay, off to the place I'm house-sitting while some of the fam is on vacation. I came home to water my plants and restock my meds and smokes supply.

It's hard for me to get on here with my phone, so I'll see y'all the next time I'm back home.

The cat came in and slept with me last night, so either she's accepted me or realized that I'm the one handing out the food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:48 PM (IG3/x)

33 Throws down another prophet token. I think the next ten years in geopolitics is going to be amazing. Huge changes in South America, Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (afJtY)


I am waiting to see what happens with Brazil, and Venezuela has enough pissed off earthquake victims to create a nationwide revolt because of the failures the "Bolivarian" state has in doing anything but stealing, so that needs watching too.
Mexico just had it's debt rating bottomed out and the Mexican central bank is looking to backstop their version of Treasury bonds by buying them off the secondary market if the rates take a dump, so that looks inflationary, and that is dicey in Mexican history too.
I am feeling pretty chuffed about De La Espriella winning in Colombia. It is a matter of if he has enough juice to squash the cartels.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:48 PM (rbvCR)

34 The cat came in and slept with me last night, so either she's accepted me or realized that I'm the one handing out the food.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:48 PM (IG3/x)


You are warm, and neither snore nor kick too much in your sleep.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

35 Do not take Hyrax of you are allergic to Hyrax. Consult your doctor if you experience gnawing, stompy stomps, or the intense compulsion to eat vegetation and make burrows.

*widdly breathy cover of a wildly inappropriate classic rock tune. Like AC/DC or something*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:49 PM (Ot/FD)

36 I rescued a squirrel out of a downspout that if didn't it wouldn't been good.
Don't want any inside squirrels

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Just got back from "Young Washington". What a good movie. Absolutely no fault to find with it. Great cast. The young man who plays Washington was excellent. The battle scenes were great. If Skip is around I know he'd love them. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 07:50 PM (lJ0H4)

38 >>>I am feeling pretty chuffed about De La Espriella winning in Colombia. It is a matter of if he has enough juice to squash the cartels.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

He can get along with a little help from his friends.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (ogcfP)

39 The old cat is going to be yowling at me for the next 45 minutes because she wants dinner. Dinner is at six, not 4.50.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (rbvCR)

40 Top pick warms the heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (ogcfP)

41 Kindltot, I tell mine that unless you can pull the lid off the can you eat when I say so. Most times it works.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:56 PM (afJtY)

42 EROMERO BROKE HIS LEGS?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM


The Horse Trailer is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

43 I am feeling pretty chuffed about De La Espriella winning in Colombia. It is a matter of if he has enough juice to squash the cartels.
Posted by: Kindltot


There's a bald toff who is pretty good at covering pretty much everything. Goes by "Warfronts" when covering third world places that are great already according to Conan o'Brian.
Espriella has a difficult parliament and, I assume, judiciary. He does have a base but it is regional.
He's such a Bukele LARPer that I hope he is on the phone to El Salvador a lot. Because he may well need their help.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:00 PM (gKWVE)

44 Ah , there's Duncanthrax, the other guy that rescued an amazing kitty during a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:00 PM (afJtY)

45 Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 07:50 PM

Thanks for the review. I'm glad you enjoyed it . I hope to see it in the next couple of days.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 08:02 PM (rZCVI)

46 The storm is over.

Great news everyone!

ABC has a Disney celebrates America show on.
If you dare.....bwaaa-haaa-haa-ha

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)

47 I'm bad at rescuing kitties. Only experience is bringing a cushion up to a cat on a roof. The panicked cat jumped on the cushion so I dropped it.
It did cushion the cat's fall but the cat ran away from me at cheetah speed. Probably will never trust another big bald monkey again

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gKWVE)

48 The old cat is going to be yowling at me for the next 45 minutes because she wants dinner. Dinner is at six, not 4.50.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (rbvCR)
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Mine have all been fed and are now taking their post-dinner siestas before it's time for bed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gnNyN)

49 Milei was the catalyst.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:04 PM (afJtY)

50 Milei was the catalyst for the more-or-less first world in Latin America.
For places as violent and divided as Colombia or Peru you need a Bukele.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

51 Earlier this week, I walked around the Great American State Fair on the National Mall in Washington, DC. Despite the heavy negative press coverage, I thought it was impressive and inspiring.

The event boldly portrays American patriotism and exceptionalism across our great nation to celebrate our country’s 250th birthday. It runs from June 25 through July 10, featuring more than 150 exhibits from all 56 U.S. states and territories, along with businesses, innovators, and civic organizations. There is a towering Ferris wheel, a stage with live music and performances, family-friendly attractions, military ensembles, flyovers, and daily cultural programming. An innovation center showcases booths from SpaceX and NASA.

A notable contrast: while the people of France and several other European countries are suffering from the summer heat because of their leaders’ environmental extremism, which hates air conditioners, all 150 exhibits at the Great American State Fair are air-conditioned.

ZH_via, Fred Fleitz @ American Greatness

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:06 PM (ogcfP)

52 51. Posted by: Braenyard

Nice. Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

53 Argentina just scored. But wow did Cape Verde give them a run for their money! Unbelievable!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:08 PM (p4NUW)

54 awww a lot of DCU people are now looking for jobs because SuperFeralKid is doing bad in the box office
youtu.be/Lz0LuhkyrYw
they don't want Man Of Tomorrow (the Superman movie) to suffer the same fate

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

55 I thought for certain Trump would have some big news to announce for the 250th. I just thought he would.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)

56 I thought for certain Trump would have some big news to announce for the 250th. I just thought he would.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)

Letters of marque, $500 a head, and no bag limit for commies would have been nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (snZF9)

57 55 I thought for certain Trump would have some big news to announce for the 250th. I just thought he would.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)

Iran will be wiped out tomorrow.
Mark 250 with style....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (Sco7b)

58 Great weekend inbound. Best country in the world. Cheers.

Posted by: scampydog at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (3Uiav)

59 But I do have a rescue dog named him Waco.

Long 'a' like the city or short 'a' like the airplane? 'Cuz naming a dog after an airplane would be cool.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (vTZFs)

60 Her Majesty is feeling much better. Not back to normal by any means, but working in her study and eating a little food. She had a rough time yesterday so I'm happy for this bit of progress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)
====
b"h for good health I had not read she was ill.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (RIvkX)

61 Just watched a short clip of "celebrities" on "Finding your Roots." It is remarkable to me the number of "black" people who are terribly upset to find out many of their ancestors were white people.

It shouldn't be a surprise. Most American black folks are not all that black skinned. It is just genetics.

But somehow, not being "pure" seems to bother them.

I'm a mutt. I traced a lot of ancestry and honestly, there are great men, saints, and horse thieves. Doesn't change who I am. And a lot of those records are probably falsified because... folks sleep around.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 08:15 PM (bl07w)

62 I am genuinely curious how they scraped all. the pieces of Khamenei together to bury him.

If the riots happen he is already pretorn into collectable size pieces.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:17 PM (afJtY)

63 Just won the Colorado primary.

Democrat Socialist Melat Kiros:
"Every single issue that I looked at…we already figured out the solution a long time ago."
"You solve homelessness by giving people housing."
"You solve hunger by giving people food."
"You solve health care by going to a single payer system."
“It is common sense, right?"

-
It'll be Utopia!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 08:19 PM (ndZc7)

64 Whaatttt! Cape Verde with the goal!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:19 PM (p4NUW)

65 I don't think there ill be a lot of fireworks tonight. We're on the second severe thunderstorm watch in the last hour with heavy rain predicted. It's odd weather

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2026 08:20 PM (bkuEU)

66 I'm a mutt. I traced a lot of ancestry"

Mutt? Same. I don't give a rat's fuzzy arse about ancestry, tho. Has never done anything for me...

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 08:20 PM (XuXeR)

67
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (RIvkX)

____________

How's the Missus? I was worried about her after your comments last night.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 08:21 PM (O0L8i)

68 Happy Independence Eve, All!

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

69 My sister did the whole "find you roots", bloodline, whatever.

I'm descendent from Teutonic royalty. Or something. The surname alone is enough to pause and look into things.

I really haven't an interest in it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (jehhT)

70 And…BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

71 you solve loneliness by giving men Sydney Sweeney

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

72 President Trump is restoring patriotism and traditional values. His America 250 celebration and the Great American State Fair are central parts of this ambitious effort to reconnect Americans with the story of our nation’s greatness. The fair does not lecture or divide—it invites families to celebrate the people, traditions, innovations, and spirit that make America the greatest nation on Earth.

...the vast majority of the American people are with Trump.
They want to see their country honored, not torn down.
They want their children to grow up proud of the United States, not ashamed of it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:23 PM (ogcfP)

73 Hadrian, you are such a good man. I am honored to you know you even if it is from afar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:23 PM (afJtY)

74 Cape Verde? Isn’t that a suburb of Cincinnati?

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

75 74 Cape Verde? Isn’t that a suburb of Cincinnati?
Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

It will be

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

76 I don't think there ill be a lot of fireworks tonight.

-
We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. I don't know whether they'll have armbands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 08:26 PM (ndZc7)

77 60 Her Majesty is feeling much better. Not back to normal by any means, but working in her study and eating a little food. She had a rough time yesterday so I'm happy for this bit of progress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)
====
b"h for good health I had not read she was ill.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

Good news, Hadrian.
How about Mrs. Psycho? Responding to the meds?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:26 PM (ogcfP)

78 We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. "

Sounds like punch in the face time...

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 08:27 PM (XuXeR)

79 -
We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. I don't know whether they'll have armbands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
--

Next Door is insidious communist crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:27 PM (ogcfP)

80 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)

Glad to hear that . Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 08:28 PM (D+BhG)

81 63 Just checked in. Cleveland Chicago game went on rain delay. In reply to commie Kiros I offer Ben Franklin. "The surest way to eliminate poverty is to not let the poor grow too comfortable".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 03, 2026 08:29 PM (gm9Sb)

82 Long night tonight and tomorrow night. Very zealous neighbors just behind me that have no care for weather conditions.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:29 PM (afJtY)

83 Good grief! Don't these "Next Door" people have anything better to do then to spy on their neighbors?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 08:30 PM (D+BhG)

84 73 Hadrian, I second Ben Had’s sentiment.

Hey, Ben Had. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

85 Bulg, I am and thank you for the good wishes. I send the same back to you tenfold.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:31 PM (afJtY)

86 The "Next Door" crowd. The STASI were your neighbors in the DDR.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 03, 2026 08:32 PM (gm9Sb)

87 Cape Verde?
Say the sekret woid and win a prize from door #3.

https://youtu.be/My6Jf-T5ZCQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:32 PM (ogcfP)

88 > We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. I don't know whether they'll have armbands.
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"Shoot and Scoot" It works. We did this a couple years in California when they went stupid. One person with the fireworks, one to light. Set up at a random spot and hightail it after launch.

We were able to do this for hours.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 08:33 PM (jehhT)

89 Argentina goal! They take the lead! Messi!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:33 PM (p4NUW)

90 Legacy families own all the property for 5 miles on my road. We Will protect our space.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:34 PM (afJtY)

91 Technically the goal is Romero’s with an assist by Messi’s head.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:35 PM (p4NUW)

92 I think they would have problems lighting anything right now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2026 08:35 PM (bkuEU)

93 85 Thank you, Ben Had.

Despite being estranged from her for so long, I still miss my sister. She was a great Big Sister.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:35 PM (77rzZ)

94 Hyrax from Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 08:37 PM (Cqx++)

95 Centrus Energy Signs Billion Dollar Contract With DOE For Uranium Enrichment
--

SMRs coming to a new neighborhood near you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:38 PM (ogcfP)

96 ----------
"Shoot and Scoot" It works. We did this a couple years in California when they went stupid. One person with the fireworks, one to light. Set up at a random spot and hightail it after launch.

We were able to do this for hours.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Bravo!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:40 PM (ogcfP)

97
Anyone out East seeing fireworks yet?

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 08:43 PM (/QHx4)

98 Round of T-storms went north of me

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 08:45 PM (Ia/+0)

99 Boo! Hiss! While not caring much for PBS, I do tune into live shows such as A Capitol Fourth: 250TH (currently on here) from D.C.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 08:45 PM (NFX2v)

100 Argentina wins!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:46 PM (p4NUW)

101 TV suggests leaving the TV on for your dog to calm him. Guaranteed they will cover fireworks.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 08:46 PM (Kt19C)

102 Be careful this morning. Mats is going to conjunct Uranus at 1:30 AM EDT this morning. And right next to the Seven Sisters.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (+82YS)

103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (yEz+x)

104 @59 Oddbob

Waco can be the city or plane, all he knows is that's his name.
Call him Waco and his ears raise up. He knows he is being talked to. He is a big dog and has mean bark, but really he is a big baby. Loves to be petted.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (IY9No)

105 nurse, done. Talked to him last week.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:48 PM (afJtY)

106 Neighboring camp put up a magnanimous 4th light show.
Dog #1 went back to the house
Dog #2 watched and howled with the in air explosions, he loved it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:49 PM (ogcfP)

107 >>> 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (yEz+x)

Done.

{{{Rat}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 08:49 PM (R+iUD)

108 Ugh, i went over on my tri-tip. Good thing I hammered the stuffing out of it before hand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2026 08:50 PM (diia5)

109 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

On the way.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 08:50 PM (ceJ0R)

110 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026

Done.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:50 PM (p4NUW)

111 Mars is going to conjunct Uranus
So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 08:53 PM (Kt19C)

112 Some Rat, Prayers sent your way. Peace and strength.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at July 03, 2026 08:53 PM (yTvNw)

113
I know there's no other way, but it feels funny to mention in my Rosary intentions Hordians needing prayers by their nics. Hope Our Lady understands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 08:54 PM (O0L8i)

114 I don't know if I would adopt a squirrel......

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 08:55 PM (y7IOQ)

115
Hadrian,

She knows.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 08:55 PM (/QHx4)

116
→ Rat 📈

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (ogcfP)

117 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched.

I'm so sorry to hear this news. Praying right now. 🙏🏼

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (NFX2v)

118 Boy did Cape Verde play their little hearts out.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (p4NUW)

119 Bulg,
There's something I want to say about you and your sister in those last precious weeks and I haven't managed it and maybe I won't this time either, but it might help.

A couple of weeks before my twin brother died, before he went to the hospital for what would be the last time, he asked me to find a best friend from our childhood. Why me instead of his wife? Don't know, don't care.

I was able to.

They were both heroes. Dave was in fact, the guy who was sent to Somalia after Black Hawk Down to find out what had gone down.

So for two weeks Dave sent my twin brother funny videos and emails and songs--I know, because he copied them to me. And Wendell (my twin) had that gift for the last two weeks of his life.

Well, you were that gift to your sister. Because of you, she could have a peace and a sense of completion no one else could give her.

You did a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Wenda at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (3uyrB)

120 Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

121 111 Mars is going to conjunct Uranus
So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty
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Don't drop the soap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyfqTMARcU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (ogcfP)

122 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.
Mind, body and soul.
Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (yEz+x)

Absolutely, and fervently. I didn't know he was unwell.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 08:58 PM (h7ZuX)

123 Nurse Wratched, Hello.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

124 120 Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026

Oh no. All the prayers and positive energy I can send to both of you.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:59 PM (p4NUW)

125 >>> 120 Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

Got you, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 09:00 PM (R+iUD)

126 Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

You've got the best I have.

Posted by: javems at July 03, 2026 09:00 PM (zFsEm)

127 And also for Her Majesty, and Mrs. SanFranpsycho.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:01 PM (h7ZuX)

128 119 Wenda, thank you much.

Getting misty in here…

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)

129 Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Done

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 09:04 PM (XuXeR)

130 Here too, Bulg. My twin brother was the only sibling that mattered. It's still hard.

Posted by: Wenda at July 03, 2026 09:05 PM (3uyrB)

131 >127 And also for Her Majesty, and Mrs. SanFranpsycho.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:01 PM (h7ZuX)

Done - and for any of the Horde that need them as well.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2026 09:05 PM (GTqXr)

132 {{{ Ben Had }}}

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)

133 Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM


Absolutely.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 09:07 PM (ceJ0R)

134 127 And also for Her Majesty, and Mrs. SanFranpsycho.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Oh, my. Of course; done.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 09:08 PM (NFX2v)

135
San Fran,

I hope your son is coping as well as he can.

I know a change in routine is difficult to adjust to.


Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 09:08 PM (/QHx4)

136 San Franpsycho
And Hadrian too,

May both you beloved partners in life be comforted, healed and made whole.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 09:11 PM (yEz+x)

137 Fireworks going off, just testing probably
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Ia/+0)

138 Prayers ascending bigly for some rat.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:12 PM (vE0+H)

139 Howdy Hordelings! Looks like some prayers are needed. They have been duly sent.

Posted by: Doof at July 03, 2026 09:13 PM (QMAsf)

140 >>Despite being estranged from her for so long, I still miss my sister. She was a great Big Sister.

Had two sisters. Youngest moved across country last year; next youngest died 20+ years ago. Miss the latter from my life more than the former. Big fistbump, Bulg.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:13 PM (NcvvS)

141 Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

Done. For comfort and complete and total healing and for you and family as well.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:14 PM (vE0+H)

142 Absolutely.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 09:07 PM (ceJ0R)


Good to see you, Mr. Deal

Posted by: Doof at July 03, 2026 09:14 PM (QMAsf)

143 Good to see you, Mr. Deal

Good to see you as well, Sir Doof!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (ceJ0R)

144 I lost a sister when she was 35, then several years later, a brother. Also at 35. You just don't get over it, but the intensity of the pain fades. You will always be glad, Bulg, that you reconciled.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (h7ZuX)

145 Be careful this morning. Mats is going to conjunct Uranus at 1:30 AM EDT this morning. And right next to the Seven Sisters.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (+82YS)


And this means . . . ?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)

146 >>Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Done. Dear Lord, this is a hard evening for the Horde; please grant healing and surcease in thy mercy, amen.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:20 PM (NcvvS)

147 >>Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (h7ZuX)

What DMLW! said, Bulg.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:22 PM (NcvvS)

148 >> And this means . . . ?

Nothing, really. :-)

The astrologers make a big deal of this, as it occurs in Gemini this time, and that has something to do with the "birth chart" (whatever that it) of the US.

Of course, relatively speaking I would likely trust astrologers more than economists. Probably.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

149 Sending prayers and hugs for Some Rat and Mrs Franpsycho. And all those who are worried about them.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 03, 2026 09:25 PM (hPLSE)

150 Didn't mean to leave out Her Majesty, prayers for her and Hadrian as well.

If I missed anyone else I'm sorry. I trust the Lord knows who I mean when I ask him to bless the Horde and our loved ones.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 03, 2026 09:29 PM (hPLSE)

151 San FranPsycho,
oh dear, I am so sorry to hear Mrs F is still not improved.
Prayers continue for complete healing.
Prayers also for her doctors, for wisdom and knowledge, discernment and wisdom in her care.

And prayers of peace for you in this time of waiting.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 03, 2026 09:31 PM (4VH0B)

152 >>Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

'Birth chart' of the United States is a term of bullshit. Forty years past my idiot astrology phase and anyone using 'birth chart' for a country is past mental.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:32 PM (NcvvS)

153 Of course, relatively speaking I would likely trust astrologers more than economists. Probably.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)


Every time I try to explain why this is correct I piss people off. And it is too hot.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)

154 I'm going to watch The Patriot tonight or at least part of it. Going to fast forward to Mel Gibson and his two young sons rescuing the oldest son. One of my top five favorite movie scenes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 09:32 PM (/WQyy)

155 Nothing says happy holiday more than when a prairie dog is sucking your nipple.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 09:33 PM (fkjGs)

156 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 08:15 PM (bl07w)

I got lectured by an enlightened Karen liberal a few weeks ago that I must abide by the "one drop rule" - she didn't even know it had a name or history until I told her so - but she insisted that it's absolutely the case that one drop of black blood makes one black and that blackness must be acknowledged.

So I told her I'm glad she agrees with white supremacists about the purity of the white race. She just got mad. Didn't change her mind but I 100% saw the penny drop in her deranged visage.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:33 PM (vE0+H)

157 I trust the Lord knows who I mean when I ask him to bless the Horde and our loved ones.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 03, 2026 09:29 PM (hPLSE)

Same. It's been an eventful week for our brethren. We may not know what's going on with everyone, but God knows.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:35 PM (h7ZuX)

158 144 Dash, and Wenda, I’m so hsppy that I did, too.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)

159 Just watched A Capitol Fourth held on the Mall. Despite brutal heat (it's still in the mid-90s there) the place was packed. No doubt the mainstream f'ing media will downplay the numbers and/or just lie about them, but it was crowded and happy.

One the acts was Chicago doing their standards. All the people singing along had white hair. The crowd went nuts when they heard the opening bass riff to 25 or 6 to 4. Lots of bass air guitars in the crowd. The expressions on the grandkids faces watching grandma and grandpa boogying was cute.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2026 09:38 PM (yTvNw)

160 The Secretary has disavowed all knowledge of these matters.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 03, 2026 09:45 PM (aqrdH)

161 Hope the best for all who are feeling unwell and for their family and friends. I know what you are going through. May the Lord be with you and comfort you.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 09:47 PM (IY9No)

162
In other ridiculous nonsense, it looks like the singer and the football player have said I do, finally. And apparently Lena Dunham gave a speech and made an ass of herself. Or some shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:48 PM (w6EFb)

163 Wait, I missed the tay tay wedding. Aw shucks. 1000 of their closest friends and I was invited.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2026 09:48 PM (2NHgQ)

164 Watching the Fox coverage of Mt. Rushmore. Just to the left of Lincoln is a spot that looks made for adding a bust of Trump.

Posted by: Cosda at July 03, 2026 09:49 PM (5Mso3)

165 Wasn’t invited.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2026 09:49 PM (2NHgQ)

166
In other ridiculous nonsense, it looks like the singer and the football player have said I do, finally. And apparently Lena Dunham gave a speech and made an ass of herself. Or some shit.
Posted by: publius

=================

I was walking at the beach just now and some wag with a whiteboard had scribbled "Taylor Swift Getting a Divorce!"

I laughed, they laughed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 09:49 PM (mmrXZ)

167
She will divorce him soon and will have more fodder for her shitty songs.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 09:50 PM (/QHx4)

168
There's no telling how much money was spent on that mess of a wedding. And both sides, hers and his, turned it all into some orgy of grifting self-promotion of whatever crap they were selling.

A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Hey, that's a pretty clever line, if I do say so myself....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:52 PM (w6EFb)

169 Bulg, I lost my sister 23 years ago tomorrow. She was 27, and it wasn’t fair. She had just gotten married before she was diagnosed with cancer, and we only had another 3 months with her after we found out. We still miss her. I am grateful for my faith that carried me through.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 09:54 PM (p4NUW)

170 Eh I'm not mad about Taylor. I think of how many fucking mutants out there wish she was gay or single for life for their "cause".

God forbid the woman gets pregnant and has a baby now, who she loves and protects instead of aborting, they will flip their literal shit.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:54 PM (vE0+H)

171 A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:52 PM (w6EFb)
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At the known venue of a Nazi rally.

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2026 09:55 PM (ikSmX)

172 I'm neutral in regard to Swift and Beyonce. They're bland and boring pop singers that succeeded in spite of that. What annoys me is that creepy, cult of a fan base they have and a media that follows them around like puppies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2026 09:57 PM (ntk8v)

173
Who knows, maybe Taylor and Travis will get along great. That British soccer player and his Spice Girl had 3-4 kids and they've been married ~25 years now, I think.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 09:57 PM (mmrXZ)

174 168
There's no telling how much money was spent on that mess of a wedding. And both sides, hers and his, turned it all into some orgy of grifting self-promotion of whatever crap they were selling.
--

Hey, folks gotta' make a buck....or two.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 09:58 PM (ogcfP)

175
Hubby wonders what the prenup says.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 09:59 PM (/QHx4)

176 Who knows, maybe Taylor and Travis will get along great. That British soccer player and his Spice Girl had 3-4 kids and they've been married ~25 years now, I think.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 09:57 PM (mmr

Their son went woke and disowned them.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 09:59 PM (/WQyy)

177


Remember that July 3 is Independence Day Eve.

So remember to leave out cookies and milk for Captain America.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)

178 Franklin and Dikinson. The dichotomy of Pennsylvania

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 10:03 PM (afJtY)

179 Travis Swift-Keister is cannon fodder for Taylor's counteroffensive thru the male ranks. A middle-aged woman in leotards should be a yellow flag.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 10:03 PM (fkjGs)

180
Their son went woke and disowned them.
Posted by: polynikes

==============

I'm talking about the marriage. Kids, what are you gonna do? Patty Reagan, Ron Reagan Jr., and Maggie Thatcher's kids all snubbed their parents.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 10:04 PM (mmrXZ)

181
So remember to leave out cookies and milk for Captain America.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)



Brisket and Bourbon is right out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:04 PM (1z8ji)

182 So remember to leave out cookies and milk for Captain America.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)
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Thanks for the reminder.

We had the boots hung out.

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2026 10:04 PM (ikSmX)

183 oh, hum

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 10:04 PM (ogcfP)

184 I hear massive amounts of fireworks going off and I don't GAF because it's still too damn hot and muggy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 10:07 PM (kpS4V)

185 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 10:09 PM (1z8ji)

186 Prairie Dogs are cute... until they dig a hole on your property every 30 feet or so and then dig under the fence and trash your garden.
I'm busy pumping CO down their holes for the next few days.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 04, 2026 04:33 PM (iaABv)

The Adventures of Taarna Open Thread


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1 Me encanta la saga de Batman. ¿Y a ti?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 06:22 PM (qgNn3)

2 Hah! First and in Spanish!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 06:23 PM (qgNn3)

3 The Beverly Hillbillies is on. It's the one where Elly goes to The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 06:24 PM (MWfyi)

4 Heavy Metal was a fun magazine read it as a yute.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

5

What is Taarna?

At first I thought it was Tarnish, lol.



Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (/QHx4)

6 SanFranpsycho, any update on Mrs.F ?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (afJtY)

7 The pork roast is almost done. I'll serve it with corn on the cob while trying to not kill my sil.

Absolutely insufferable.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (NXz0i)

8 >>>Point being I lived an entire life without 2 second, 20 second or 250 second people acting stupid videos. I've had my fill of people acting stupid or being stupid in real life. And their dumb opinions for that matter. So I will continue in my bliss of not watching shorts, vines, tiktok or the assorted YouTube dumbness. Party pooper? Maybe. Sane? Also maybe.

Most of the time.

Posted by: ...
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Brave browser will block most shorts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:27 PM (ogcfP)

9 I may actually be the new willow. Big beautiful shoes to fill, but still.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 06:27 PM (vE0+H)

10 Man, what a great movie!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2026 06:28 PM (3Ope8)

11 Me too, San Fran. My sister got Heavy Metal, Nat Lamp, and OMNI. I, of course, subscribed to MAD.

I miss magazines. Sure, they're still around, but a mere shadow save for a few.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:28 PM (kpS4V)

12 Brave browser will block most shorts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:27 PM (ogcfP)

Did not know that.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 06:28 PM (vE0+H)

13
Heavy Metal and The Fifth Element look alike because they're both heavily influenced by the French Moebius comics.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 06:29 PM (y9nCu)

14 vous intendez le "metal hurlant", n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 06:29 PM (gKWVE)

15 All Hail Eris, MAD puts out 3 or 4 editions a year
I can't pass them.up.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:29 PM (afJtY)

16 Thanks for asking, I ran over there during lunch and she was sleeping. They are pumping her with fluids and zosyn. Still waiting for cultures to come back. Kids came and took Boy F. out for lunch so I could run run to hospital make sure her phone is charged.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

17 Saw Heavy Metal at a drive in movie theater in Las Vegas when first came out

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

18 The Fifth Element was on last night. That movie vwas a lot of fun. Gary Oldman says he never watched it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 06:31 PM (itsE0)

19 When in England was getting the magazines, no idea what happened to them

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)

20 16 Thanks for asking, I ran over there during lunch and she was sleeping. They are pumping her with fluids and zosyn. Still waiting for cultures to come back. Kids came and took Boy F. out for lunch so I could run run to hospital make sure her phone is charged.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

An infection, I take it?

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:32 PM (Gqar8)

21 ...while trying to not kill my sil.

Absolutely insufferable.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (NXz0i)
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Criss cross?

Posted by: Rope at July 03, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

22 From the movie: "You're accused of selling drugs to schoolchildren while disguised as a nun!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 03, 2026 06:32 PM (aQEfL)

23 Nightly News...

All fun must be cancelled.
Mother Gaia fights back with heat dome.
Millions may die...

I'm paraphrasing a bit but not much...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

24 7 The pork roast is almost done. I'll serve it with corn on the cob while trying to not kill my sil.

Absolutely insufferable.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 06

I just had a request for ramen (the real stuff, not top ramen). Seems odd on a 90 degree day, but who am I to argue. Miso ramen it is!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (OoFl2)

25
The Beverly Hillbillies is on. It's the one where Elly goes to The Twilight Zone.
Posted by: fd


And she has a different voice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (Cqx++)

26 I assumed that 'The Fifth Element' borrowed heavily from 'Heavy Metal'. Too many similarities.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (ntk8v)

27 I just had a request for ramen (the real stuff, not top ramen). Seems odd on a 90 degree day, but who am I to argue. Miso ramen it is!
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (OoFl2)
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Add lots of hot kimchi.

Posted by: Rope at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX)

28 "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" w/ William Shatner and script by Richard Matheson is on Twilight Zone on H & I now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

29 26 I assumed that 'The Fifth Element' borrowed heavily from 'Heavy Metal'. Too many similarities.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (ntk8v)

Fun popcorn movie. A number of them that decadish.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar8)

30 I did grilled jalapeño sausages smothered in bacon wrapped jalapeño queso. I don't need to eat for a week.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:35 PM (afJtY)

31 Headline at ESPN
Kelce Wedding to Swift Underway in NYC.
Pathetic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (itsE0)

32 San Franpsycho, I'm glad she's able to rest. Here's to the cultures coming back with something that can be knocked out with the proper antibiotic in short order.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (IG3/x)

33 Saying severe T-storms after dark
Could use it, not the severe part though

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (Ia/+0)

34 28 "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" w/ William Shatner and script by Richard Matheson is on Twilight Zone on H & I now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

That must have been when he was just getting started.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (Gqar8)

35 27 I just had a request for ramen (the real stuff, not top ramen). Seems odd on a 90 degree day, but who am I to argue. Miso ramen it is!
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (OoFl2)

Mine's right here in front of me.
Meatballs going in.
I'm set.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)

36 30 I did grilled jalapeño sausages smothered in bacon wrapped jalapeño queso. I don't need to eat for a week.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:35 PM

If I were Taylor Swift rich, I would build you the kitchen of your dreams. Whatever you wanted.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (OoFl2)

37 "And she has a different voice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"

Strange things happen in The Twilight Zone. Now it's the one where T.J. Hooker freaks out on an airplane.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 06:37 PM (MWfyi)

38 The the reason the designs for Fifth Element the NYC Heavy Metal story are so similar is because they were done by the same guy - Moebius. Who was part of the original "Metal Hurlant" in France before the magazine was brought over as Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 03, 2026 06:37 PM (gUs21)

39
I read that they were married two days ago, yesterday and now today.

Who knows and who cares.

Take your money and enjoy yourselves in private.



Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:37 PM (/QHx4)

40 Good nybor! [snort]

Posted by: hurricane567 at July 03, 2026 06:37 PM (+ayKE)

41
The Beverly Hillbillies is on. It's the one where Elly goes to The Twilight Zone.
Posted by: fd
And she has a different voice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

And a dick.

Posted by: Biggus at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (76a83)

42 what's that phenomenon where a video has a couple minutes of lead-in, but the thing the video is actually about doesn't happen until the last few seconds? It's very annoying. I thought there was a name for this.

Posted by: Don Black says keep on rockin' in the free world at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (ZxPkt)

43 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)


Sent you an email, Wolfus. ALH is giving me a 404 page. Can you check it out?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

44 I well remember seeing Heavy Metal. Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I both enjoyed it -- me especially, as I knew Mrs. No. 1 would have NOT. A greater contrast between two women when it came to attitudes about fun things could hardly be imagined.

No. 1 would have found the film tacky.

No. 2 wanted to create Taarna's costume and wear it at the next SF convention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (wzUl9)

45 27 I just had a request for ramen (the real stuff, not top ramen). Seems odd on a 90 degree day, but who am I to argue. Miso ramen it is!
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (OoFl2)
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Add lots of hot kimchi.
Posted by: Rope at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM

I don’t have any, unfortunately. But I do have hot chili crisp, so all is not lost.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (OoFl2)

46 39
I read that they were married two days ago, yesterday and now today.

Who knows and who cares.

Take your money and enjoy yourselves in private.



Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:37 PM (/QHx4)

Pretty boring to a Neanderthal like me.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (Gqar8)

47 The segment with Dr Aanrak and Gloria getting sucked into the spaceship by Edsel and Zeke is greatness, only because of John Candy's voice over and GFR doing Queen Bee

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2026 06:39 PM (3Ope8)

48 Thunderstorm rolling in, finally! Hope it breaks the surface-of-Mercury temps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:39 PM (kpS4V)

49 26 I assumed that 'The Fifth Element' borrowed heavily from 'Heavy Metal'. Too many similarities.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (ntk8v)

Same guy, Moebius, did the designs for both. Luc Besson asked him personally to do the Fifth Element because he like the guy's style.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 03, 2026 06:39 PM (gUs21)

50 Speaking of Spider Man, I have been watching "Spider Moir" on Prime.

It's okay.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 03, 2026 06:40 PM (qFwJc)

51

I don't read the articles, just see the headlines when I'm scanning news sites. It is unavoidable these days.



Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:40 PM (/QHx4)

52 Some weeks ago Heavy Metal was available on Tubi, no ide if still is

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

53 Piper, that is so typically sweet of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:41 PM (afJtY)

54 "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" w/ William Shatner and script by Richard Matheson is on Twilight Zone on H & I now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)
*
That must have been when he was just getting started.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026


***
Shatner? No, he'd done quite a bit of TV before that. He was the son in the original pilot for the father-son lawyer series The Defenders; he'd played Archie Goodwin in a pilot for a Nero Wolfe series (and he'd have been great in both!). He was just starting to be something of a Name, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:41 PM (wzUl9)

55 "Spider Noir."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 03, 2026 06:41 PM (qFwJc)

56 what's that phenomenon where a video has a couple minutes of lead-in, but the thing the video is actually about doesn't happen until the last few seconds? It's very annoying. I thought there was a name for this.
Posted by: Don Black
___________

That's every Doomcock video.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2026 06:41 PM (XvL8K)

57 51

I don't read the articles, just see the headlines when I'm scanning news sites. It is unavoidable these days.



Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:40 PM (/QHx4)


I go to the NY Post website. Lot of sports and celebrity crap there, with an occasional gem buried in the pile.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:42 PM (Gqar8)

58 what's that phenomenon where a video has a couple minutes of lead-in, but the thing the video is actually about doesn't happen until the last few seconds? It's very annoying. I thought there was a name for this.
Posted by: Don Black says keep on rockin' in the free world at July 03, 2026 06:38 PM (ZxPkt)


Edging.
p'raps, "vEdging"

or, "plot-teasing"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 06:42 PM (rbvCR)

59 what's that phenomenon where a video has a couple minutes of lead-in, but the thing the video is actually about doesn't happen until the last few seconds? It's very annoying. I thought there was a name for this.
Posted by: Don Black


***
Bait-and-switch?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:42 PM (wzUl9)

60 Mine's right here in front of me.
Meatballs going in.
I'm set.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July

As this was a last minute request, we are going to have to settle for grilled chicken breast, bok choy, a jammy egg, edamame, and some scallions. And nori, I do have that.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:42 PM (OoFl2)

61 31 Headline at ESPN
Kelce Wedding to Swift Underway in NYC.
Pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (itsE0)
Well congratulationz to Mr. & Mrz. Kelsey and Taylor Swifth, I guess.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 06:43 PM (LHPAg)

62 Deck thermometer reads 99

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Home made shish kabobs on the grill tonight. Meat marinated overnight.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:44 PM (Gqar8)

64 Thunderstorm rolling in, finally! Hope it breaks the surface-of-Mercury temps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026


***
Despite the fact I just washed my car this a.m., I find myself hoping for some rain too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

65 💕 Ben Had.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:44 PM (OoFl2)

66 Mamdani is going to have a real problem from his antisemitic supporters. He vowed to arrest Netanyahu. Bibi is coming to the UN session in September

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (afJtY)

67 Sent you an email, Wolfus. ALH is giving me a 404 page. Can you check it out?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026


***
Gimme a minute, OE. I have the site open on my desktop machine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (wzUl9)

68 Damn! Hot and humid here, uncharacteristic for Alberta. Sure to be T-storms this evening. Got the dead Lark off the trailer, and trailer is decked in its accustomed place in the yard.

Taking a break in the nice cool basement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (1z8ji)

69 “Happy Somali Independence Day! As we celebrate the unification of the Trust Territory of Somaliland and the State of Somaliland into the Somali Republic in 1960, City Hall will be raising the flag of Somalia.”

The city of Columbus faced criticism from conservatives after a now-deleted social media post stated that City Hall would raise the Somali flag in recognition of Somali Independence Day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (ogcfP)

70 And I’d prolly buy a cabin in the San Juan Islands. Try to be off grid. On the water of course.

I’m alone in a big city. May as well be alone in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (yEz+x)

71 66 Mamdani is going to have a real problem from his antisemitic supporters. He vowed to arrest Netanyahu. Bibi is coming to the UN session in September
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (afJtY)

So a city mayor is gonna arrest a head of state cause reasons. Quite the bullshitter, that guy.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:46 PM (Gqar8)

72 . . . Got the dead Lark off the trailer, and trailer is decked in its accustomed place in the yard.

Taking a break in the nice cool basement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026


***
"Lark" as in "Studebaker"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

73 Thunder! I love hearing the devil's beer wagon rolling over the cobblestones.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:46 PM (kpS4V)

74 68 Damn! Hot and humid here, uncharacteristic for Alberta. Sure to be T-storms this evening. Got the dead Lark off the trailer, and trailer is decked in its accustomed place in the yard.

Taking a break in the nice cool basement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (1z8ji)

You have AC up there?

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:47 PM (Gqar8)

75 tubal, this is going to be fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:47 PM (afJtY)

76 MummyDummy is jabbering about "kids going hungry".

Literally no kids in the United States (and damned few adults) are "going hungry", you lying communist shitstain. We've built the first society in the history of the world where poor people are *FAT*.

Poor kids already get two free meals a day at school, even in the summer. I'm not sure what more could be done. Hire people to chew it for them?

As for adults, I can think of at least four places in my medium-sized city where you can get a free meal, no questions asked.

A couple of them might read you a sermon (quelle horreur!), but nothing says you have to pay attention to it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 06:48 PM (IG3/x)

77 Thunder! I love hearing the devil's beer wagon rolling over the cobblestones.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026


***
What a nice image and turn of phrase! Yours?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:48 PM (wzUl9)

78 Heavy Metal reminds me of all of the high school reunions going on this weekend. Near a half century. They are still kicking.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 06:48 PM (fkjGs)

79 Only hungry in Aamerica are tweaked out zombies, and maybe, maybe their unfortunate kids.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:49 PM (Gqar8)

80 Tor's cabinet of curiosities does that, but it's almost the opposite.... ten, fifteen minutes talking about something wildly different than the thumbnail, and then a Gotcha pivot to how it all actually does lead directly to the main topic after all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 06:49 PM (Ot/FD)

81 Are we as offended by Mamdani using George Washington's desk to make a speech once we realize he doesn't even know how a desk works?
---

He has the drawers facing the audience.


- it's the drawers of the desk, he's not mooning his constituents yet. -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:49 PM (ogcfP)

82 As we celebrate the unification of the Trust Territory of Somaliland and the State of Somaliland into the Somali Republic in 1960

Anyone ask the Isaaq / Somalilanders if they volunteered to be raped and plundered by Ilhan's bros?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

83 That's like celebrating the union of Britain and India.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

84 I spent an uncomfortable and disgusted day at the ER but I'm home and comfortable now. I had to fight off three Muslim pedophiles to save a young and that's why I was in the ER and it definitely was not because of a wicked case of constipation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 06:50 PM (ndZc7)

85 >>> 66 Mamdani is going to have a real problem from his antisemitic supporters. He vowed to arrest Netanyahu. Bibi is coming to the UN session in September
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (afJtY)

I can't decide if I would rather see the retard order the NYPD to arrest Netanyahu, or have the meeting held elsewhere because Trump already booted the UN the fuck out of the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 06:52 PM (R+iUD)

86 84 I spent an uncomfortable and disgusted day at the ER but I'm home and comfortable now. I had to fight off three Muslim pedophiles to save a young and that's why I was in the ER and it definitely was not because of a wicked case of constipation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 06:50 PM (ndZc7)


Was it a young goat, perchance?

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:52 PM (Gqar8)

87 I see the latest out of Britain is a white kid was being assaulted by a group of black kids.

One knocks him down, a second sucker punches him in the head as he is trying to get up and then...a female cop rushes in and pushes him up against the wall. He takes a swing and...she arrests him.

Reading about it on facebook the leftist response is "he took a swing at a cop the fact he was assaulted before that doesn't matter". Note the time between the sucker punch to the head and the female cop pushing him against the wall was about 1s.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 06:52 PM (sKqQm)

88 "Lark" as in "Studebaker"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

Yes. A nice low-mile unmolested original car. Had something go haywire in a rebuilt engine, which it should never have needed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:52 PM (1z8ji)

89 Yikes, heavy winds too. Aaaaaand there's the power fluctuations. Great.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:52 PM (kpS4V)

90 89 Yikes, heavy winds too. Aaaaaand there's the power fluctuations. Great.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:52 PM (kpS4V)

Careful what you ask for.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:53 PM (Gqar8)

91 84

Details please

Posted by: Biggus at July 03, 2026 06:53 PM (76a83)

92 Imagine telling your average leftist in 2006 that in 20 years they'll be cheering on the raising of a Somali flag instead of American one for the 250th 4th of July.

Somali like the country from Black Hawk Down? What does that have to do with the US?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 06:53 PM (sKqQm)

93 That ass....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 03, 2026 06:54 PM (xcxpd)

94
One thing that annoyed me about Heavy Metal is the framing device of the Loc-Nar, avatar of Ultimate Evil, taking the whole movie to brag about being such a badass... to a pre-teen girl. What a waste of his time.

On the other hand, he ends up blowing himself to pieces before she reincarnates as the hot warrior chick. Serves the stupid fucker right.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 06:54 PM (y9nCu)

95 Saying severe T-storms after dark
Could use it, not the severe part though
Posted by: Skip


Really? Thanks. I've got the remains of a zero-turn to cover up.

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2026 06:54 PM (9q3gn)

96 I highly doubt New York's Fattest would stand a chance against Netanyahu's security detail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 06:54 PM (Ot/FD)

97 Helena Handbasket, I would prefer the UN gone. Mayor Jihadi made the arrest a big campaign promise.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:54 PM (afJtY)

98 Fat baby Diabetes from too much sugar and trash food is more of a health threat than hunger, in America.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:54 PM (ogcfP)

99 What a nice image and turn of phrase! Yours?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:48 PM (wzUl9
----

No, Wolfie, apparently it's an old saying. My dad used to tell Li'l Eris it was the Devil's milk wagon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (kpS4V)

100 Got me some pork chops, mac n' cheese, and chunky applesauce.

Neapolitan ice cream for dessert.

Posted by: Don Black says keep on rockin' in the free world at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (ZxPkt)

101 Mamdani is going to have a real problem from his antisemitic supporters. He vowed to arrest Netanyahu. Bibi is coming to the UN session in September
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:45 PM (afJtY)

Netanyahu should send a hit squad to kidnap Madmani, rendition his to Israel, quick trial for terrorism, and then public execution by gunshot to the head. Use a Luger for style points.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (1z8ji)

102 100 Got me some pork chops, mac n' cheese, and chunky applesauce.

Neapolitan ice cream for dessert.
Posted by: Don Black says keep on rockin' in the free world at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (ZxPkt)

Pork chops and applesauce. A classic.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:56 PM (Gqar8)

103 Mr. and Mrs. Swift have already lasted longer than most "celebrity couples".

I think the shortest time on record may have been when Michelle Phillips and Dennis Hopper were married for eight days back in 1970.

Presumably they ran out of drugs and had an "OMG what have we done?" moment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 06:56 PM (IG3/x)

104 Somali like the country from Black Hawk Down? What does that have to do with the US?!?

Posted by: 18-1
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Plenty, that's why they shouldn't be here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:56 PM (ogcfP)

105 Use a Luger for style points.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (1z8ji)

A Mauser would be more appropriate for killing a rat....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 06:56 PM (Ot/FD)

106 84 I spent an uncomfortable and disgusted day at the ER but I'm home and comfortable now. I had to fight off three Muslim pedophiles to save a young and that's why I was in the ER and it definitely was not because of a wicked case of constipation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July

Oh dear. That will put you in a bind.

Okay, I am so sorry, I couldn’t help it. But seriously, probiotics? Fiber? More water?

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:56 PM (Wmg4n)

107 AOP, you sure know the way to a old woman's heart.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 06:57 PM (afJtY)

108 >>> 101
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Netanyahu should send a hit squad to kidnap Madmani, rendition his to Israel, quick trial for terrorism, and then public execution by gunshot to the head. Use a Luger for style points.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (1z8ji)

Well if *that's* an option can we vote??? I'd like Tampon Timmeh and Ilhan BroFo yanked.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 06:57 PM (R+iUD)

109 >>- it's the drawers of the desk, he's not mooning his constituents yet. -

Listen to his speech. That's pretty much exactly what he did.

A Ugandan muslim who has only been a US citizen for 8 years lecturing on what it means to be an American.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2026 06:58 PM (viF8m)

110 Details please
Posted by: Biggus

Well, it all started when I woke up and went into the bathroom . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 06:58 PM (ndZc7)

111 Netanyahu should send a hit squad to kidnap Madmani, rendition his to Israel, quick trial for terrorism, and then public execution by gunshot to the head. Use a Luger for style points.

If the US/Israel regularly did this most anti-American/Israeli actions would cease.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2026 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

112 I am asking everyone in NYC tomorrow to turn off their A/C between the hours of 8 AM to 9 PM to conserve electricity for the Kelce/Swift wedding to be held in MSG.

Thank You and Praise Allah...

Posted by: Mayor Mandami of NYC at July 03, 2026 06:58 PM (KMrJn)

113 >>> 109
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A Ugandan muslim who has only been a US citizen for 8 years lecturing on what it means to be an American.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2026 06:58 PM (viF8m)

Little bitch IS the wrong color: commie red.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 06:59 PM (R+iUD)

114 > I'd like Tampon Timmeh and Ilhan BroFo yanked.

Don't forget us!

Posted by: RatSheeta Taliban and O'CrazyHo-Tittycaca at July 03, 2026 06:59 PM (IG3/x)

115 Netanyahu should send a hit squad to kidnap Madmani, rendition his to Israel, quick trial for terrorism, and then public execution by gunshot to the head. Use a Luger for style points.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The Japanese had style. Tie a man to a bamboo tree in the forest and watch the new shoots grow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:00 PM (ogcfP)

116 I remember the Heavy Metal magazine. One edition had this weird guy who lived a long time ago and the humans were all running around and having wanton sex with anyone and everyone and he would not. He would go home and "talk" into a box to a far away place and hear messages on clean living, love, family and chastity etc., etc. He would tell the other savages about the "message" and they would laugh and beat him up. Then the story fasts forwards and the "box" the guy was talking to was actually God and the message was still being preached by the guy's descendants.

Posted by: National Lampoon at July 03, 2026 07:00 PM (g7saB)

117 Well if *that's* an option can we vote??? I'd like Tampon Timmeh and Ilhan BroFo yanked.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 06:57 PM (R+iUD)

It doesn't have to be limited, does it. Have "known foreigners" do the dirty war shit that Americans won't do. "Oh, such a pity that young Bumblefuck got scragged. But it's foreigners doing that, and we have no way to stop them. We try, of course. Top men and whammen from the FBI are on it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:00 PM (1z8ji)

118 Sent you an email, Wolfus. ALH is giving me a 404 page. Can you check it out?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2026
[

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Looks okay. The last thread is from Blaine as of 7/2, and the last message in the thread is from you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 07:01 PM (wzUl9)

119 More water, they said which kind of surprised me because I drink at least 4 cups of ice water a day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (ndZc7)

120 Will be sight if Netanyahu goes to UN forcing Mamdani to put up or shut up

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

121
Use a Luger for style points.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 06:55 PM (1z8ji)

A Mauser would be more appropriate for killing a rat....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 06:56 PM (Ot/FD)




Yep, especially since the Bolsheviks LOVED the C96 broomhandle Mausers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu)

122 I love how this sniveling little Child Of The World NGO-baby shitsmear tells everyone he's "Ugandan".

You're as Ugandan as i am, dickhead. And you're as Ugandan as you are American, too.

Fucking poser.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (Ot/FD)

123 Uganda has offered to send troops to help Israel against Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (afJtY)

124 > it definitely was not because of a wicked case of constipation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July

Ozempic or pain medication? Both will do a number on you. A number 2 becomes a number negative 2, you might say.

I went through that post-surgery recently, though not to the point of needing to go to the hospital.

Epsom salts always does the job for me, although not in the "gentle" way the OTC meds like to tout. It's more like the Vandals sacking Rome.

But if it's necessary, it's necessary.

Posted by: RatSheeta Taliban and O'CrazyHo-Tittycaca at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (IG3/x)

125 Why is the Corvette coming out of the Space Shuttle ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 07:03 PM (y7IOQ)

126 Heavy Metal reminds me of all of the high school reunions going on this weekend. Near a half century. They are still kicking.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026


***
I went to my tenth and twentieth. I wasn't living here so I don't know if they had a thirtieth, and the fiftieth would have fallen during the Sniffle Scare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 07:03 PM (wzUl9)

127 You have AC up there?
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 06:47 PM (Gqar

I don't have it here. No real need. Could get a window-shaker cheap enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:03 PM (1z8ji)

128 Posted by: National Lampoon
_________

That should have started with "Sirs:"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2026 07:04 PM (XvL8K)

129 > Have "known foreigners" do the dirty war shit that Americans won't do.

That was the way the Romans operated.

They'd conquer a region and install non-Roman auxiliaries to "govern" the shit out of it. When the natives become too restless, the Romans would come back to be viewed as saviors.

The Brits did more than a bit of this, too.

Posted by: RatSheeta Taliban and O'CrazyHo-Tittycaca at July 03, 2026 07:05 PM (IG3/x)

130 Yep, especially since the Bolsheviks LOVED the C96 broomhandle Mausers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu)

I like the image of a Nazi-identified weapon being used to off a Nazi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:05 PM (1z8ji)

131 Heavy Metal: Major Boobage!

Posted by: Mmmm...boobage... at July 03, 2026 07:06 PM (TbWk/)

132 Alex Karp, CEO Palantir, he's a smart guy.

The Palantir chief repeatedly framed the issue as one of national security, saying military customers and operators of critical infrastructure wanted greater control over AI models, computing resources and proprietary data.

“Those warfighters have serious trust issues,”
...
when the Department of War goes to you and says, ‘I need this application’ – ... Are we really going to outsource the battlefield of this country to the consensus view in Silicon Valley?
That is effing insane.”


https://tinyurl.com/4n7k6twf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:06 PM (ogcfP)

133 Were lugers that good of a gun, with that weird knuckle hinge thingy? Seems like it would be somewhat prone to problems... i don't know

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:07 PM (Ot/FD)

134 Bon Jovi's Dead or alive just popped up in my mix. Big hair 80's. For the WIN.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2026 07:08 PM (3Ope8)

135 Well, it all started when I woke up and went into the bathroom . . .


You shit out an alien chest buster with glow in the dak testicle who sang show tunes while doing a buck and wing and inseminate three 19 y/o French/Vietnamese librarians?

Me too!

Posted by: Biggus at July 03, 2026 07:08 PM (76a83)

136 Early fireworks.

#BREAKING : At least 3 people were shot at Fairlane Mall in Dearborn Friday afternoon. There may have been two shooters, according to sources. We are working to gather more details. Stay with MDN.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ujhks

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Video at link. No word on whether the shooter was M to F or F to M.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)

137 If you're here and declare to be anything else than American, you should be deported. GTFO.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (fkjGs)

138 >>> 136 Early fireworks.

#BREAKING : At least 3 people were shot at Fairlane Mall in Dearborn Friday afternoon. There may have been two shooters, according to sources. We are working to gather more details. Stay with MDN.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ujhks

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Video at link. No word on whether the shooter was M to F or F to M.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)

Dearbon? Could be another type of mystery contestant.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (R+iUD)

139 > 133 Were lugers that good of a gun, with that weird knuckle hinge thingy? Seems like it would be somewhat prone to problems... i don't know
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:07 PM (Ot/FD)

They'll jam given any excuse whatsoever.

Like much German engineering, they're designed and built like fine jewelry, but when faced with real world dirt and other harsh conditions, they don't work so well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (IG3/x)

140 Video at link. No word on whether the shooter was M to F or F to M.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)

Dearborn. So probably just "M".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:10 PM (Ot/FD)

141 Were lugers that good of a gun, with that weird knuckle hinge thingy? Seems like it would be somewhat prone to problems... i don't know
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026


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Donald Hamilton had Matt Helm say it was a gun that had to pull around fourteen corners until it got to where the bullet goes off.

For my part, I loved the one I got to fire at a range. The grip fitted my hand as if carved for it, and my shots seemed to go exactly where I was pointing the gun (yes, I used the sights).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 07:10 PM (wzUl9)

142 123 Uganda has offered to send troops to help Israel against Iran.
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There's some interesting, not highly published things going on in Africa. Israel has and has had SF stationed in Somalia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:10 PM (ogcfP)

143 They'll jam given any excuse whatsoever.

Like much German engineering, they're designed and built like fine jewelry, but when faced with real world dirt and other harsh conditions, they don't work so well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (IG3/x)

For the purpose of a televised execution, it only needs to fire the round already chambered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:12 PM (1z8ji)

144 >>>Like much German engineering, they're designed and built like fine jewelry, but when faced with real world dirt and other harsh conditions, they don't work so well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Good target pistol?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:12 PM (ogcfP)

145 There's some interesting, not highly published things going on in Africa. Israel has and has had SF stationed in Somalia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:10 PM (ogcfP)

I thought their presence was in Somaliland. Are they in both? Neither is a real country, so I suppose it doesn't make much difference.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 07:12 PM (BI5O2)

146
For the purpose of a televised execution, it only needs to fire the round already chambered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:12 PM (1z8ji)

Ready... Aim....

Commercial!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:13 PM (Ot/FD)

147 Mamdani vows to arrest Netanyahu if he comes to NYC.

Oh I would love it if he tried that crap. Mamdani would look as stupid as he sounds. The US military would take over NYC.
Mamdani would be rotting in a jail cell somewhere.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 07:13 PM (IY9No)

148 Why would a Muslim shoot up Dearborn? Your odds of hitting an infidel are pretty low there. Maybe a Sunni/Shiite pissing match, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 07:14 PM (BI5O2)

149 Oh, hey.

REPORT: Acting DNI Bill Pulte Fires Dozens of ODNI Staff for Politicizing Intelligence, Insubordination, Gross Misconduct

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)

150 >>> 149 Oh, hey.

REPORT: Acting DNI Bill Pulte Fires Dozens of ODNI Staff for Politicizing Intelligence, Insubordination, Gross Misconduct
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)

HA HA!

Enjoy the weekend, assholes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 07:15 PM (R+iUD)

151 Heavy Metal and The Fifth Element look alike because they're both heavily influenced by the French Moebius comics.

Both The Fifth Element and that particular segment of Heavy Metal are based on the same Moebius bande dessinée.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 07:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

152 > Good target pistol?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:12 PM (ogcfP)

They are a pleasure to shoot, and the original ones are pretty accurate (especially given the time period).

I'd never rely on one as a personal defense weapon, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:15 PM (IG3/x)

153 Gross misconduct?

Microwaved fish in the break room, did they?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:15 PM (Ot/FD)

154 Yep, especially since the Bolsheviks LOVED the C96 broomhandle Mausers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Me too!

Posted by: Han Solo at July 03, 2026 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

155 I'm outside of Wakanda, Michigan. Detroit.

Damn, did the weather get stormy fast. Ralphy is always with me. Snowflake is in. I let my friends know I'm catnapping her so she stays safe.

I'll bring in the emergency litter box. Since I shut off the computer, maybe horror movies.

The dog and cat laying together on the bed together is always so cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 07:17 PM (Sco7b)

156 We just had a brief little spat off high winds, over already.

It was like a gigantic hair dryer out there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:18 PM (Ot/FD)

157 Abolish the DNI.

I don't even know what "DNI" means but I still want it gone.

Posted by: Alphabet Soup Assholes at July 03, 2026 07:18 PM (g7saB)

158 Big surprise -

Dr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaalouf
·
2h
The Egyptian Football Association posted a video titled: “The Secret to Victory.”

They openly state that the key to victory is to begin the match by cursing Christians and Jews.

Before each match, the team gathers to recite Quranic passages calling Christians and Jews infidels under Allah’s wrath.

Coptic Christians make up 15% of Egypt’s population, but they are not allowed to be part of the national team.

For some reason, FIFA thinks this is ok.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 07:18 PM (kX27y)

159 123 Uganda has offered to send troops to help Israel against Iran.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (afJtY)
A pretty devout Catholic (not pope frankie) church there.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 07:20 PM (LHPAg)

160 For some reason, FIFA thinks this is ok.
Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 07:18 PM (kX27y)

And yet they'll gladly play the infidel's faggy little kickball sport across the major cities of the Infidel Home World knowing they ain't got a goat's chance in Gaza of winning anyway.

Get bent, camel fuckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:21 PM (Ot/FD)

161 Taarna is the lady with the very sharp sword in the video at the top. If you want to get nerdish about it, Taarna is her “race,” but everyone just calls her Taarna.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

162 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (u73oe)

163 I hope Cape Verde kicks the Gyppo's ass.

For one thing, their women are a lot hotter.

Strike that: Egyptian women might be hot, you just can't tell under the burqa.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (IG3/x)

164 Well, break time over. Got to figure out how to get an inoperable car up the ramp, and into the shop without denting it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (1z8ji)

165 150 >>> 149 Oh, hey.

REPORT: Acting DNI Bill Pulte Fires Dozens of ODNI Staff for Politicizing Intelligence, Insubordination, Gross Misconduct
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)

HA HA!

Enjoy the weekend, assholes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Happy Independence Day, traitors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (ogcfP)

166 Throws down another prophet token. I think the next ten years in geopolitics is going to be amazing. Huge changes in South America, Africa and the Middle East.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (afJtY)

167 123 Uganda has offered to send troops to help Israel against Iran.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:02 PM (afJtY)
A pretty devout Catholic (not pope frankie) church there.

There is a video on youboobs somewhere from the 1970s of Idi Amin on "maneuvers" with his troops practicing invading Israel while Idi talks about it. Hilarious. I would have read Idi's book but I think he was illiterate.

Posted by: Zombie General George Patton at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (g7saB)

168 The Luger was a revolutionary design. It was permanently obsolesced by John Browning 13 years later, and I'm amazed it was retained by central/northern European armies as long as it was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (BI5O2)

169 Didn't perceive a difference between Somalia and Somaliland.
Possibly a sane group trying to make it so.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:25 PM (ogcfP)

170 164 Well, break time over. Got to figure out how to get an inoperable car up the ramp, and into the shop without denting it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (1z8ji)
Block and tackle.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)

171 Overheard at dinner tonight: super typhoon, i.e., a hurricane, named Bavi, is barreling towards Guam. Should arrive Sunday early afternoon EDT.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 07:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

172 166 Throws down another prophet token. I think the next ten years in geopolitics is going to be amazing. Huge changes in South America, Africa and the Middle East.

Posted by: Ben Had
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Karp doesn't use a lot of words about the changes that are coming but they are unnerving by the extent they portend.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:29 PM (ogcfP)

173 If you're here and declare to be anything else than American, you should be deported. GTFO.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 07:09 PM (fkjGs)


You including the FIFA tourists?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 07:31 PM (ZVgZ4)

174 Days after the Commerce Department lifted three-week-old export controls on Anthropic's Fable and Mythos AI models over national security concerns, a new report says the company is moving to close loopholes that have allowed Chinese firms to access its most advanced models.
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Didn't have anything to do w/Karp exposing them as cheats or sharing miltec w/other countries. 'effing insane', his words.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:35 PM (ogcfP)

175 >>>You including the FIFA tourists?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

>It's a wonderful time of the year for tourism. Welcome. Have fun, bask in the splendor of America.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 07:38 PM (fkjGs)

176 The Financial Times cites people familiar with the matter who say Chinese companies, such as Ant Financial, used overseas subsidiaries, cloud providers, and internal corporate networks to access AI chatbots such as Claude Code.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (ogcfP)

177 Well, break time over. Got to figure out how to get an inoperable car up the ramp, and into the shop without denting it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Come-along, wheel chocks.

Posted by: Han Solo at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (XeU6L)

178 Do you think that hate is hurting Trump ?

Posted by: Paul at July 03, 2026 07:55 PM (8cR35)

179 I must report, as a traditional Catholic, that smoked salmon on a bagel with cream cheese makes a very satisfactory meal.

btw, Leo is an heretic.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (qFwJc)

180
Wait. No one mentioned picking up a Redhead in a taxi?

Posted by: Blanco at July 04, 2026 10:03 AM (rnXoa)

Everyone Hates Thieves and Wants to See Them Hurt Open Thread

I don't know if this is real or if they're paying the "thieves" to take the bikes. This seems like a huge lawsuit and possibly a crime.

Let's assume it's real. It looks real.

Putting out a bait bike for thieves to steal. The trick is, the seat has an explosively-deployed airbag hidden in the seat.

Skip to 6:30 if you want to jump past all the preamble.

This one with a big spike in the seat is a little much. Skip this one if that idea is too much for you.


This one is much more watchable. The seat has mini-spikes, but the danger isn't that they'll pierce the thief. The danger is that they're electrified.

Electrified handlebars:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 Oof

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2026 05:22 PM (FJTaH)

2 Mini-electrified spikes.

This feels almost pornographic.

"Ah yeah, they get what's coming to them. They're asking for it. Yeah. They're all asking for it... etc."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2026 05:22 PM (mPXxA)

3 I mean I wasn't planning to steal any bikes, but now I really won't.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2026 05:23 PM (FJTaH)

4 Chuckles Johannes would ride all 3...

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XuXeR)

5 Fake, me thinks. I've seen these before.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Y2/Vj)

6 no nood ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 05:24 PM (AGz65)

7 nooded the beavers ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 05:25 PM (AGz65)

8 I find examples of thievery almost every night at the side hustle. Thievery pisses me off to no end.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 03, 2026 05:26 PM (4g5V+)

9 Jimmy didn't steal that bike, neither!! I did! *sobs in a girly fashion*

Posted by: Mikey at July 03, 2026 05:27 PM (0aYVJ)

10 Set them up Mac's exercise bike from Always Sunny in Philadelphia....

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2026 05:28 PM (YwEeS)

11 I’m calling bullshit on all of these vids. All staged. And yes, all a serious crime. It’s long been established that you can’t boobtrap property to catch thieves. All of these YT douchebags would be rotting in prison if this were real.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 03, 2026 05:30 PM (bAJQW)

12 Back in the late 1900's I couldn't afford a car so I rode a bike everywhere. They got stolen all the time. Once I had my bike locked up behind the sandwich joint I worked at. Somebody came along, broke the lock and took off with it. They left a shitty bike in it's place so at least I had something to ride back home. I hate thieves.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 03, 2026 05:30 PM (V362x)

13 Watching a Forgotten Weapons video first

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Somebody came along, broke the lock and took off with it. They left a shitty bike in it's place so at least I had something to ride back home. I hate thieves.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 03, 2026 05:30 PM (V362x)

That's class.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv)

15 I miss "Bait Car".

Got cancelled because the Amish were shown on every episode stealing the Bair Cars left at their lower income farms and fields.

Posted by: Roy Munson at July 03, 2026 05:31 PM (g7saB)

16 Have you seen the stories on the Mexican Batman duct taping motorcycle thieves to street lamp poles?

https://youtube.com/shorts/_yvdl5fUJyo

Might be a cartel guy having fun.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

17 Depending on the jurisdiction the bait bicycle guys will most likely face criminal charges.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2026 05:35 PM (0N4FZ)

18 These kinds of vids have been in my feed for years. Also, glitter bombing amazon package thieves.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 03, 2026 05:35 PM (w/O5Q)

19 I’m calling bullshit on all of these vids. All staged. And yes, all a serious crime. It’s long been established that you can’t boobtrap property to catch thieves. All of these YT douchebags would be rotting in prison if this were real.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 03, 2026 05:30 PM (bAJQW)
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Concur.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 05:36 PM (rj6Yv)

20
I hate thieves, too. I knew a very well-dressed, well-educated girl who always took things back to the store after she broke them and constantly stole dishes from restaurants. If she knew anyone who worked in any kind of service industry, she always pressured them to give her the service free -- free carwash, free haircut, whatever. I don't even like it on that level.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:37 PM (mmrXZ)

21 I'm with you ace, it seems like some of these "thieves" in the videos know they're being filmed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

22 See lots of potential baited videos I assume are AI

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:38 PM (Ia/+0)

23 For some reason, this line from Snatch comes to mind:

"What does 'e think we are? T'ieves?!"

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to watch that movie again at July 03, 2026 05:38 PM (Wt5PA)

24 This reminds me of Mark Rober's YouTube channel. He's got the glitter bombs for porch thieves and the Squirrel Olympics.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 03, 2026 05:41 PM (2Ez/1)

25 Check out the baited duffel bag videos.

The bag's typically wired to a lamppost or other sturdy thing nearby. The goon eyes it, makes a grab, runs off, and when the extent of the wire is reached, he/she gets a rude awakening.

And a beatdown.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 05:41 PM (jehhT)

26 All of these YT douchebags would be rotting in prison if this were real.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 03, 2026 05:30 PM (bAJQW)

He's probably paying some of these homeless looking guys $500 a pop to jump on and ride for 10 seconds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

27 I bought my BIL the most American item ever today - a spatula with a reel and fishing line eyelets on it.

And folks started early this morning firing fireworks off their decks and porches. It's still going on.

'Murica!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 05:41 PM (NXz0i)

28 YouTube focusses on the wrong priorities. They SHOULD be requiring the channel owner to state that these are staged. Because they, of course, are. In addition to these type videos which are all too plentiful, they SHOULD require those videos using AI to provide that information in the title as well.

Instead, YouTube jumps to their feet to throw copyright strikes at someone just because another party claims it to be so,....without due diligence.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 05:42 PM (dIske)

29 One of Neal Stephenson's characters bought a really nice bike and gave it a shitty paint job with gold spray paint.

Then he left it unlocked.

This would've been about 25 years ago. I don't think it would work today -- they'll steal anything.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:43 PM (IG3/x)

30 24 This reminds me of Mark Rober's YouTube channel. He's got the glitter bombs for porch thieves and the Squirrel Olympics.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 03, 2026 05:41 PM (2Ez/1)

Mark's stuff is harmless other than something they've got to clean off.

Some people don't think those are real.
I tend to think they are.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

31 Willowed: Richard III:

I much preferred the Olivier version. No quarrel with Ian McKellen's 1930s-costume version of Richard III, though. I just thought R-III was one of Olivier's best film performances-- maybe his best.
Posted by: mnw at July 03, 2026


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I just was impressed with the imagination of it -- to make England under Richard a 1930s-dress creeping-Fascist state, to use the lines of Marlowe's "The Passionate Shepherd" as the lyrics of a nightclub song, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9)

32 Tangential: I recall an old prank show (Candid Camera, p'raps?) where some guys with a cherry picker took a dude's bike up in the air and threaded it down a lamppost. Later the dude return to his bike and has no clue WTF just happened.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 03, 2026 05:44 PM (0aYVJ)

33 I agree they're probably fake.

They're a little reminiscent of those "bombs" for porch pirates: the first ones were almost certainly real, but then actors and AI got involved, and 90% of the newer videos are clearly fake. Unfortunately, these seem to fall into the same boat.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 03, 2026 05:45 PM (jGGMD)

34 For some reason, this line from Snatch comes to mind:

"What does 'e think we are? T'ieves?!"
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to watch that movie again at July 03, 2026 05:38 PM (Wt5PA)

That is definitely one of my top 10 desert island movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 03, 2026 05:47 PM (0aYVJ)

35 When did taking something that doesn’t belong to you become acceptable?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 05:48 PM (yEz+x)

36 Fucking noods. Can't get a conversation without being lost in the nood.

Hey, four seasons, good to see you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:48 PM (ogcfP)

37 This isn't exactly decorum.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I said decorous, by ignorance of the language, thinking decorous as related to decoration; bunting, frills and gold lamé.

-The first president to say "fuck" and "shit" in public and rip ungrammatical, misspelled, overpunctuated Truths and engage in hyperbole to the point that we always have to remind critics not to take him literally. The Chief Hyperbolist. A guy who needlessly provokes allies (the Meloni kerfuffle) and -- what was it, sort of brushed dandruff off Macron's shoulders and said his wife has nice legs? This isn't exactly decorum. -

Yeah, he's a shocker - on purpose. I love it.
What you're asking for - hearken back to those first presidential debates and why Trump won. I couldn't stand him before the debates - In the debate he proved to be the man for the job and the others weak sisters.

He knows manners and can be the gentleman amongst gentlemen but he's the leader of the world and everything he does is with designed intent for maximum effect. He has a mission with only so much time to fulfill it. He has no time for foppery.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:49 PM (ogcfP)

38 15 I miss "Bait Car".

Got cancelled because the Amish were shown on every episode stealing the Bair Cars left at their lower income farms and fields.
Posted by: Roy Munson at July 03, 2026 05:31 PM (g7saB)

Thanks. I've posted about 'Bait Car' here a few times. People can catch it on YouTube.

In reality, it's kind of surprising that the show ever made it to air.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)

39 They're a little reminiscent of those "bombs" for porch pirates: the first ones were almost certainly real, but then actors and AI got involved, and 90% of the newer videos are clearly fake. Unfortunately, these seem to fall into the same boat.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 03, 2026 05:45 PM (jGGMD)

Yeah. A lot of what the youngsters call AI slop. I watch a lot of short utoob vidyas, and I can spot the fakey stuff pretty quickly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 03, 2026 05:50 PM (0aYVJ)

40 I like the videos out of Brazil where the carjacker gets ran over

Posted by: The Ballots at July 03, 2026 05:50 PM (jrgJz)

41

Braenyard,

I hope you are having a great day.

Hubby is dealing with meds for thyroid problems now. I sure hope we can get his meds straightened out.

He is 80 and we don't know if he needs them.

Is it Big Pharma? Who knows anymore.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 05:53 PM (/QHx4)

42 Floors cleaned, bathrooms scrubbed, towels folded. Yay!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 05:53 PM (p4NUW)

43 Was it here?

There is a clip from Mexico, Mexican Batman catches motorcycle thieves and Duct tapes them to telephone poles, the bike next to them and the word thief written on their forehead.

- so much tape they look like a mummy -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:53 PM (ogcfP)

44 40 I like the videos out of Brazil where the carjacker gets ran over
Posted by: The Ballots at July 03, 2026 05:50 PM (jrgJz)
______________________________

Yeah, carjackers in Brazil must have slept through the physics class. They keep coming a stop on exit ramps in front of a box truck and throwing their hands up thinking that will keep them from becoming two-dimensional roadkill. THOSE aren't staged...but they are entertaining.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 05:54 PM (dIske)

45 Floors cleaned, bathrooms scrubbed, towels folded. Yay!
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026


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Cocktail time?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9)

46 32 Tangential: I recall an old prank show (Candid Camera, p'raps?) where some guys with a cherry picker took a dude's bike up in the air and threaded it down a lamppost. Later the dude return to his bike and has no clue WTF just happened.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 03, 2026 05:44 PM
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The $100 bill peeking out from under a car tire.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 03, 2026 05:55 PM (2Ez/1)

47 43 Was it here?

There is a clip from Mexico, Mexican Batman catches motorcycle thieves and Duct tapes them to telephone poles, the bike next to them and the word thief written on their forehead.

- so much tape they look like a mummy -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:53 PM (ogcfP)

__________________________

Last night's ONT.... "YO SOY, BATMAN!!!"

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)

48 Missed a spot.

Posted by: Piper's mother in law at July 03, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

49 He's a good boy just needin a bike to ride to community kooligge and da aspirrin rapper studio. He dindunuffin!! why you shave a spike up his bunghole and shock him ?u wayciss honkey mofos!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (4a6AT)

50 Time for me to get the monsters' chow out of the fridge and run water in their bowls.

All Whorled Cup stuff on TV this evening; no Jeopardy! How long does this WC stuff go on? It feels like it's been on TV since the millennium.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (wzUl9)

51 There is a clip from Mexico, Mexican Batman catches motorcycle thieves and Duct tapes them to telephone poles, the bike next to them and the word thief written on their forehead.

Was soft in those days. Let them live.

Posted by: Rorschach at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (gKWVE)

52 11 I’m calling bullshit on all of these vids. All staged. And yes, all a serious crime. It’s long been established that you can’t boobtrap property to catch thieves. All of these YT douchebags would be rotting in prison if this were real.

Posted by: Elric the Blade
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Something's got to give. YTs are lies or AI lies, search engines are crap, the AI on search engines will drive you off a cliff. Is it a communist conspiracy to confuse reality? It's worse than that, it's a game that too many want to play.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (ogcfP)

53 A nun gets into a taxi. She notices the driver staring at her.

Nun: “Is something wrong, my son?”

Driver: “I’ve always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun.”

The nun agrees, but only if he is single and Catholic. He says he is. She gives him a long, passionate kiss.

The driver starts crying.

Nun: “Why are you crying?”

Driver: “I lied. I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

Nun: “That’s okay. My name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a costume party.”

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (IG3/x)

54
lol

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 05:58 PM (/QHx4)

55 > I can spot the fakey stuff pretty quickly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 03, 2026 05:50 PM (0aYVJ)

You know, everyone thinks that.

But maybe you're just spotting the bad stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:59 PM (IG3/x)

56

Most stuff we see today is all about people getting clicks.

Look at me, I'm gonna be famous because I get so many clicks.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:00 PM (/QHx4)

57 When did taking something that doesn’t belong to you become acceptable?
Posted by: nurse ratched

When the courts went all wishy-washy and "punishment" became a joke.

The asshoe what broke into Dad's house stole all kinds of stuff for a couple of DAYS... neighbors witnessed and called police.

Asshoe got a ticket for trespassing, a mere misdemeanor. He was *sniffle, sniffle* hOmELeSs, *waah* so they probably also waived his fine.

I feel lucky the jerk was too stupid to claim he was renting the place!

Posted by: JQ at July 03, 2026 06:00 PM (rdVOm)

58 Not all YouTube videos come from the first world. Even more so for X/Twitter. There are some similar videos from the third world that appear to be real.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 06:00 PM (qgNn3)

59 45 Floors cleaned, bathrooms scrubbed, towels folded. Yay!
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026

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Cocktail time?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July

I am not a big drinker, but if J was here and offered a wine spritzer, I would probably say yes. He gets home today, but no idea what time. I probably should consider making something for dinner…I guess. lol.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:02 PM (OoFl2)

60 Q. Why is it "canceled" in the US, but "cancelled" in the UK?

A. Because we gave them an L in 1776.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 06:02 PM (IG3/x)

61

Just read that Swift and her guy are now married.

I guess we'll see lots of coverage of the honeymoon now, ugh.

Why can't rich people enjoy their money in private.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:03 PM (/QHx4)

62 The famous Twilight Zone with the woman in the hospital to have her face made "normal" is on Heroes & Icons, as part of their "Rod, White, and Blue" marathon.

I'm so old I remember seeing that one when it was brand new. The shock of the surprise ending has stayed with me to this day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

63 "I pranked him! I pranked him good!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jORviU2oyMQ&t=105s

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 03, 2026 06:04 PM (cWLG3)

64 Just read that Swift and her guy are now married.

I guess we'll see lots of coverage of the honeymoon now, ugh.

Why can't rich people enjoy their money in private.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026


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It was today? Thought it was going to be held tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

65 He is 80 and we don't know if he needs them.

Is it Big Pharma? Who knows anymore.

Posted by: four seasons
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There is evil Big Pharma but most in the industry are trying to do good things. Thyroid health is one of them. There was much discussion last night on the subject as it became apparent that many of us are on thyroid meds.

Basically it's a simple test for, free TSH, TSH close or above the reference range indicates that the thyroid is not putting out enough and needs supplementation. Obtaining the correct dosage takes a while. Dosage is in micro grams not milligrams.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:05 PM (ogcfP)

66 50 Time for me to get the monsters' chow out of the fridge and run water in their bowls.

All Whorled Cup stuff on TV this evening; no Jeopardy! How long does this WC stuff go on? It feels like it's been on TV since the millennium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

July 19

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:06 PM (Wmg4n)

67 Watched a couple of Twilight Zones today

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

68

Braenyard,

Yes trying to get the correct dosage is a trial.

It's been three weeks so far. Hoping to get the correct dosage soon.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:07 PM (/QHx4)

69 Batman in Spanish is almost as silly.
El Hombre Murcielago

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)

70 I will have a drink after awhile, celebratin' the findin' of things I thought I lost. Was in a pile of other stuff destined for Goodwill. Right now eatin' ribs and dirty rice. GOD has been particularly good to Mrs. E and me today.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 06:08 PM (LHPAg)

71 Batman in Spanish is almost as silly.
El Hombre Murcielago

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 06:07 PM (rbvCR)
——

[perks up]

— Lamborghini

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 03, 2026 06:08 PM (bAJQW)

72 64 Just read that Swift and her guy are now married.

I guess we'll see lots of coverage of the honeymoon now, ugh.

Why can't rich people enjoy their money in private.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026

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It was today? Thought it was going to be held tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)
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So close to pride month?!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 03, 2026 06:08 PM (cWLG3)

73 >>> 70 I will have a drink after awhile, celebratin' the findin' of things I thought I lost. Was in a pile of other stuff destined for Goodwill. Right now eatin' ribs and dirty rice. GOD has been particularly good to Mrs. E and me today.
Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 06:08 PM (LHPAg)

{{{Mr. and Mrs. E}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 06:09 PM (R+iUD)

74
If you were filthy rich what would you do?

We would help our family and buy an island somewhere.



Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)

75 All Whorled Cup stuff on TV this evening; no Jeopardy! How long does this WC stuff go on? It feels like it's been on TV since the millennium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (wzUl9)

Final game is July 19.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2026 06:10 PM (wVcYX)

76 Have we gotten an update on SFP’s wife?

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 06:10 PM (Wmg4n)

77 Watched a couple of Twilight Zones today
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026


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The ONTVTonight website I've been using to see the schedule of the channels I watch has it all screwed up, and only lists one episode no matter what time slot you pick, the very first one with Earl Holliman. Other channels are fine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)

78 Batman in Spanish is almost as silly.
El Hombre Murcielago

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026


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"Murcielago" makes me think of "mucilage."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

79 The pile on continues on X. Many have also pointed out he's sitting on the wrong side of the desk.

Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine
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51m
There should be a rule that only native-born New Yorkers can become mayor. Not some guy born in Uganda who was only naturalized eight years ago. And give back the desk, Commie.
Quote

John Ʌ Konrad V
@johnkonrad
·
4h
“They tell you America belongs only to those with the right accent or skin color.”

Go fuck yourself, pinko.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 06:12 PM (kX27y)

80 All Whorled Cup stuff on TV this evening; no Jeopardy! How long does this WC stuff go on? It feels like it's been on TV since the millennium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
July 19
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026


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Two more weeks and more??? Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

81 74
If you were filthy rich what would you do?

We would help our family and buy an island somewhere.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)
I would give 90 % away, with the rest I would ensure you folks were 'prepared'.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 06:14 PM (LHPAg)

82 These pranksters should really, REALLY talk to a lawyer about liability and booby traps.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 03, 2026 06:15 PM (O7YUW)

83 That photograph of Mamdani sitting at George Washington's desk giving his condescending July 4th address while surrounded by the Hajib crew is infuriating.

I suppose that is what he was going for. It's one of those dominance moves like broadcasting the "Call to Prayer" in an American city where Muslims make up a small percentage of the overall population.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

84 I have to admit, I enjoy watching X videos of foreigners trying various local cuisine and places like El Walomarto and Bucees. The couple that went to bug tussle AL and had chicken fried steak and gravy, pie and sweet tea was the best. The fact that they got ice water and didn't have to pay for that was spot on. I think the owner paid the bill for them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2026 06:16 PM (3Ope8)

85 2 Mini-electrified spikes.

This feels almost pornographic.

"Ah yeah, they get what's coming to them. They're asking for it. Yeah. They're all asking for it... etc."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 03, 2026 05:22 PM (mPXxA)
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I learned a new phrase the other day, "violet wand", which sounds charmingly Victorian. It was from that Reed College fetish class and DIY kink craft workshop article Ace linked. I had to look it up, naturally:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Erotic_electrostimulation#Violet_wands

The things you learn here.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:18 PM (kpS4V)

86 You can just say Batman with a Spanish accent:

Me encanta la saga de Batman. ¿Y a ti?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 03, 2026 06:18 PM (qgNn3)

87

Seven y/o grandson is spending the day with us.

He's a great kid. For some reason he is hooked on Mah-Jongg, just like my husband.

It's refreshing to see him playing that instead of playing games on line.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:18 PM (/QHx4)

88 Two more weeks and more??? Gah.

To be fair, there's an actual chance Team USA will win the whole thing, which would be the funniest shit ever.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2026 06:18 PM (xComp)

89 We live in an exceedingly dumb reality that can only get dumber.

We were born in civilization and it seems it has been crumbling ever since.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 06:19 PM (vE0+H)

90 Yeah, wouldn't know what do with all that money proper. Samaritan's purse and other charities that put the needy first and administrative fees last. There are some that take care of Vets and their families without money grubbing. I would find out the one that Rush donated. Surely he did do diligence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 06:19 PM (ogcfP)

91 Don't tase me, bro.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 06:19 PM (fkjGs)

92 Benny Johnson had a great word for all the Independence Day patriotic celebrations:

AmericaMaxxing.

I love it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:20 PM (kpS4V)

93 If you were filthy rich what would you do?


Ackshully, I'd try to behave such that no one would ever know. I certainly wouldn't plaster my name on stadiums, hospitals, etc. True charity is anonymous.

But I would give it all away. I might even super-size my fries.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 06:20 PM (NXz0i)

94 Two chicks at the same time, man.

Posted by: Neighbor Lawrence at July 03, 2026 06:21 PM (wVcYX)

95

Tonypete,

you are right about that.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 06:22 PM (/QHx4)

96 62 The famous Twilight Zone with the woman in the hospital to have her face made "normal" is on Heroes & Icons, as part of their "Rod, White, and Blue" marathon.

I'm so old I remember seeing that one when it was brand new. The shock of the surprise ending has stayed with me to this day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

Not too many living actors remain from the original Twilight Zone....Bill Shatner, Vera Miles, Antoinette Bower, Ruta Lee and Billy Mumy. Ann Blyth passed away two weeks ago.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 03, 2026 06:22 PM (y171U)

97 I like YouTube but the videos that are, like, people talking or demonstrating something. Possibly teaching or informing, though that's rarer.

Point being I lived an entire life without 2 second, 20 second or 250 second people acting stupid videos. I've had my fill of people acting stupid or being stupid in real life. And their dumb opinions for that matter. So I will continue in my bliss of not watching shorts, vines, tiktok or the assorted YouTube dumbness. Party pooper? Maybe. Sane? Also maybe.

Most of the time.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)

98 NOOD

yet another open thread

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 06:23 PM (R+iUD)

99 Party pooper? Maybe. Sane? Also maybe.

Most of the time.
Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)
I wonder if the bungee jumper vendors refunded bungee jumper girl's money to her family because they owe her a refund.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (LHPAg)

100 93 If you were filthy rich what would you do

Make sure my boys never had to worry about money.

Get my 2009outback detailed.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (yEz+x)

101 Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 06:26 PM (LHPAg)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 06:27 PM (vE0+H)

102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Erotic_electrostimulation#Violet_wands

The things you learn here.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 03, 2026 06:18 PM (kpS4V)


"a collet (7/16" in the United States, 11 mm in Europe)"

Once again we have the need to own at least two sets of tools. Maybe three if you have an old British model that uses Whitworth standard.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (IG3/x)

103 So, you would corrupt your children by destroying their work ethic?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (qFwJc)

104 No need. Just give me a 10 mm socket.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 03, 2026 06:36 PM (qFwJc)

105 Once again we have the need to own at least two sets of tools. Maybe three if you have an old British model that uses Whitworth standard.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 06:33 PM (IG3/x)

I have Whitworth because of the older triumph motorcycles. Not that I work on them, but a few friends had them and they were stupid, so...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 06:39 PM (snZF9)

106 If you were filthy rich what would you do?


Ackshully, I'd try to behave such that no one would ever know. I certainly wouldn't plaster my name on stadiums, hospitals, etc. True charity is anonymous.

But I would give it all away. I might even super-size my fries.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 06:20 PM (NXz0i)

I'm rich!! It's mine, mine, MINE!!!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 03, 2026 07:12 PM (5xuJ/)

107 Neighbor's girlfriend, an illegal from Honduras, steals bikes. Been caught in VA. Still does it, though, for all I know. Wonder if this would work.

Posted by: coki at July 03, 2026 09:46 PM (KWJY3)

Beaver Banana Open Thread


Or a vigorous rubbing:


The grace and power of guinea pigs:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




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1 Well okay then.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 04:21 PM (bl07w)

2 No old greek homos?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 04:23 PM (Kt19C)

3 This is what happens when I'm not here. I show up, the thread ends.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 04:23 PM (vE0+H)

4 Beaver - Banana?

What are we? 13 years old!?


(I hear this from the lovely Mrs., multiple times a week)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 04:25 PM (NXz0i)

5 I find it curious that the illegal immigrant who killed the cop in PA got his CDL in Massachusetts, which requires the applicant to have a valid Social Security Number.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 04:26 PM (dIske)

6
I find it curious that the illegal immigrant who killed the cop in PA got his CDL in Massachusetts, which requires the applicant to have a valid Social Security Number.
Posted by: Orson

==============

Every requirement creates a new racket.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:28 PM (mmrXZ)

7 Willowed:

Somebody from the GOP, Vance or Rubio in all likelihood, will don the red crown of MAGA and immediately seek to coopt the movement on behalf of the Party that's been his nursing sow since he was but a young piglet.

I agree. Trump is sui generis, and despite his flaws and missed opportunities (GITMO ought to be choked full of political traitors), whomever succeeds him will not be nearly as ballsy and bull-in-china-shop as he.

All I have left to live for (on the political front) is the day when the tumbrils roll and the left begs for a gentle, merciful POTUS like Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:29 PM (qRla/)

8 which requires the applicant to have a valid Social Security Number.
Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 04:26 PM (dIske)

Hey, that was a perfectly valid number he gave.

Not his.

But valid!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 04:29 PM (Ot/FD)

9 i came for the banana beaver but stayed for the fat guinea pig jumping over the rug gap.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

10
Nice beaver
- Frank Drebin

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 03, 2026 04:30 PM (QVmho)

11 Why this strange fascination with rodents?

Ratatouille grossed me out, and I only watched a couple of video clips from the movie.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

12 Beavers, eh? I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdvP8CYPB0

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2026 04:33 PM (Wnv9h)

13 rug gap.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
____________________________

Euphemism?

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 04:33 PM (dIske)

14 At least starting with Beavers, then can move to movies and guns later

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:34 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Whew. 97°. Something, something 'mad dogs and Englismen'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing glyphic at July 03, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

16 The guinea pigs remind me of buffalo for some reason.

Afternoon, all, for this Independence Day Eve!

That land acknowledgment stuff mentioned by Buck earlier today . . . My former employer jumped on that bandwagon years ago. At our monthly Zoom meeting, I recall at one point my boss discussing who would be the one to deliver the "land acknowledgment" at some on-campus conference. Imagine my relief when he did not ask me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:36 PM (wzUl9)

17 Whew. 97°. Something, something 'mad dogs and Englismen'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing glyphic at July 03, 2026


***
Just now, when I brought some trash to the dumpster, I carefully did not look at the temp or the heat index before I went. I'd have a retroactive heat stroke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:37 PM (wzUl9)

18

Needs more boobies!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 03, 2026 04:38 PM (76a83)

19 Why this strange fascination with rodents?
-------------

Only last night a mouse met its end in a trap set in the basement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing glyphic at July 03, 2026 04:38 PM (XeU6L)

20 I agree. Trump is sui generis, and despite his flaws and missed opportunities (GITMO ought to be choked full of political traitors), whomever succeeds him will not be nearly as ballsy and bull-in-china-shop as he.

All I have left to live for (on the political front) is the day when the tumbrils roll and the left begs for a gentle, merciful POTUS like Trump.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:29 PM (qRla/)
====

The person who follows DJT won't have to be DJT II to succeed in his/her term. DJT blasted the doors wide open, and then he hired competent door blasters in their own right. If they didn't meet DJT's expectations for Cabinet-level door blasting, he pushed them out the door and hired pros to replace them.

The new guy/gal only needs to keep the doors open and to hire people skilled in anti-Commie mop-up operations.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:38 PM (rj6Yv)

21 Somewhere I read that beavers mate for life. And that, among animals who do that, the female is always the dominant one of the couple. Wonder why . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:39 PM (wzUl9)

22 Y’all seem to be having it worse than we are. It’s only 90 out there right now.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 04:40 PM (p4NUW)

23 Guinea pigs have ridiculously small legs.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 04:41 PM (itsE0)

24
Somewhere I read that beavers mate for life. And that, among animals who do that, the female is always the dominant one of the couple. Wonder why . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:39 PM (wzUl9)

___________

Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 04:41 PM (O0L8i)

25 Shootout between Australia and Egypt
Should have had it at beginning. Would have saved a lot of boredom

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 04:41 PM (itsE0)

26
The person who follows DJT won't have to be DJT II to succeed in his/her term.

Posted by: mrp

================

I got willowed saying pretty much the same thing. Just because Rubio and Vance don't rant and joke like Trump doesn't mean they aren't MAGA and don't have the fire in their bellies.

In fact, as much as we've enjoyed Trump's way with words, I think it will be nice to have the more decorous, articulate version of MAGA going forward. I do hope we get to keep Stephen Miller, though. I like his creativity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:42 PM (mmrXZ)

27 For a time, I helped coached a HS girls soccer team. The practice field was next to a large pond that was dammed up by some beavers. Someone had run over and killed a beaver and he lay on the side of the road. One of the gals (there is always that one) asked me, "Mr. Tonypete, have you ever seen such a big beaver."

*tugs collar, starts sweating profusely*

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 04:42 PM (NXz0i)

28 Tulsi Gabbard just described the actual operating system of Washington and it’s somehow even dumber and more insulting than the conspiracy versions.

She needed one printed document for a 10 a.m. Oval Office meeting with the President. A mid-level staffer ... detailed from another agency ... decided he didn’t like what was on it, printed it anyway, then locked it in his desk and refused to hand it over. Her chief of staff went down. Her general counsel went down. Both got told to pound sand until the guy’s real boss at his home agency finally gave permission.

That’s the “deep state.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 03, 2026 04:42 PM (jPf86)

29 Oh, joy:

The National Weather Service, Accuweather and other meteorologists are warning people across Western North Carolina and the rest of the state that the feels-like temperatures are expected to push into the triple digits thanks to a heat dome settling over the Southeast ahead of July 4 holiday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in W.NC at July 03, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)

30 Ward don't you think you were a little rough on the beaver last night? - June

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 04:43 PM (Kt19C)

31 Willowed: the guy who played Lord Humongous has died. Kjell Nillson was a bodybuilder also.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 04:43 PM (itsE0)

32 The Odd Couple, the original 1968 film, is on Movies! Jack Lemmon as Felix, and Walter Matthau, who'd created the role on Broadway, as Oscar. As well as a great comedy, it's a neat picture of 1967 New York City.

Lemmon seems much more restrained as Felix than Tony Randall (who was great) did in the TV series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:43 PM (wzUl9)

33 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:29 PM (qRla/)

It’s a real shame Ron DeSantis isn’t charismatic. MAGA could use him in 2028.

Posted by: Ann at July 03, 2026 04:44 PM (SHHm+)

34 No beavers, but there's a couple of groundhogs that have taken up residence around here.

I guess they sort of look like beavers. Sort of.

98° with a "heat index" of 130.5°. I'm dubious about these "index" things. But it is hot as crap out there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 04:44 PM (jehhT)

35
A mid-level staffer ... locked it in his desk and refused to hand it over.

Posted by: SMOD

===============

Thanks to Trump vs Slaughter, isn't that person now subject to immediate firing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

36 Shootouts in sports are stupid way to.end a game to me
Flip a coin why don't they?

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Just a reminder, coconut water is an excellent source of natural electrolytes. Not the sugar added, all kinds of stuff in it type. All natural, 100% coconut water, nothing added.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 04:45 PM (p4NUW)

38 My friends dropped off some ice cream and warm peach cobbler. It was SOOO good. I only have a bit left.

My late Mother and I were so blessed when they moved in. Of course, we were and are wonderful too....


I didn't see much on CNN or MS Now.

Maybe they are saving the lamentations and reciting of the sins of America to start at midnight.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)

39 Ron DeSantis isn’t charismatic. MAGA could use him in 2028.

Posted by: Ann at July 03, 2026 04:44 PM (SHHm+)


Several people are pushing to have him made AG in 2026 ... and looking for him to stay on in that position post 2028.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (AGz65)

40
Beaver ♥ Banana


Phrasing -- are we still doing it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (s9VOe)

41
rubbing the beaver?

This will be an interesting thread, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (/QHx4)

42 IF I were watching soccer, I'd say shoot outs suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (2WIwB)

43 >>Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:43 PM (wzUl9)

'Lemmon' and 'restrained' seldom belong in the same sentence - unless 'restrained' is a verb.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (NcvvS)

44 Darn. I went to both Walmart and Aldi this morning. Didn't buy any ice cream. What was I thinking?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (wzUl9)

45 For a time, I helped coached a HS girls soccer team. The practice field was next to a large pond that was dammed up by some beavers. Someone had run over and killed a beaver and he lay on the side of the road. One of the gals (there is always that one) asked me, "Mr. Tonypete, have you ever seen such a big beaver."
------

We have here a lake named 'Beaver Lake'.A paddle boarder was pursued and bitten by a rabid beaver. Since I am concerned about over-use of the place, I urged that we rename it 'Rabid Bear Lake', to discourage use. No takers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in W.NC at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (XeU6L)

46
Thomas Sowell: Socialism is a great idea, but it's not a great reality.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (mmrXZ)

47 Hey RMBS, I think you posted a few days ago that you were house hunting. Are you getting out of this rat-infested Kommiewealth? I wish I could but I am 29++ and it would take me another 29 years to clean out all of my crap.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 03, 2026 04:48 PM (/enuJ)

48 Her chief of staff went down. Her general counsel went down. Both got told to pound sand until the guy’s real boss at his home agency finally gave permission.

And then what? Was the guy fired? Disciplined? Even mildly rebuked?

This is why I could never be in a government position. If my CoS told me some anonymous government slug was withholding information I asked for, I would grab a baseball bat, go to that nickelfucker's office and re-enact the banquet scene from The Untouchables.

D-LAMP made the point concerning the MFM, but it applies to all of these bastards: unless and until they feel actual, physical consequences for their actions, they will continue to sabotage.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:48 PM (qRla/)

49
Shootouts in sports are stupid way to.end a game to me
Flip a coin why don't they?

Posted by: Skip


What if the shootouts involved pew-pew?

Think of the coaches' dilemmas!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 03, 2026 04:48 PM (s9VOe)

50 >>coconut water is an excellent source of natural electrolytes.

Deathly allergic to coconut. Not exaggerating. Would have been dead in 1 day on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 04:49 PM (NcvvS)

51 Thanks to Trump vs Slaughter, isn't that person now subject to immediate firing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)
===

Yes, and his boss goes on the watch list.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

52 At least paintballs at 20 paces might be interesting

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)

53
Would have been dead in 1 day on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Nazdar


Motorboating Ginger had its hazards. This was known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 03, 2026 04:50 PM (s9VOe)

54 Shootouts in sports are stupid way to.end a game to me
Flip a coin why don't they?
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)


Like kissing your sister.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

55 >>Motorboating Ginger had its hazards. This was known.

But what a way to go.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (NcvvS)

56 50 >>coconut water is an excellent source of natural electrolytes.

Deathly allergic to coconut. Not exaggerating. Would have been dead in 1 day on Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 04:49 PM (NcvvS

Okay, so for everyone not Nazdar, or those like him and allergic, coconut water is an excellent source of natural electrolytes. 😂. If you are allergic, do not drink. We would miss you.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (p4NUW)

57 It’s a real shame Ron DeSantis isn’t charismatic. MAGA could use him in 2028.
Posted by: Ann

He must have an enormous schwanstucker!

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (76a83)

58 The GOP has clearly, loudly signaled that they have not moved an inch toward Trump in the last decade, and that is not going to change in 2 more years.

Nobody who comes from their ranks will seek to carry his torch.

You're asking for leopards to change their spots.

His successor would have to be someone from outside the Republican Party apparatus to keep any momentum going, and there is nobody like that on the radar.

It's going to be a schism and the Party will mist likely not survive it.

My hope is that his movement can weather that storm and come out intact enough to form a new Party from the wreckage. Standing strong and bluntly refusing to comply with the next stage of the shell game is key. We'll see where it goes soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (BI5O2)

59 I did not expect to see a beaver eating a banana today but I suppose it could be worse.

Posted by: Mo at July 03, 2026 04:52 PM (MWfyi)

60
At least paintballs at 20 paces might be interesting

Posted by: Skip


Having taken a paintball hit in the groin and damn close to my dangling bits, I can attest to the immense discomfort such hits deliver to you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 03, 2026 04:52 PM (s9VOe)

61 Not dogs and cats, eaten in Vietnam more so than China where it's highly regional, as discussed last thread, but guinea pigs are eaten in the Andean regions of Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador, and Colombia.

Capybaras, mainly in Venezuela, Colombia, and parts of Brazil.

Then there are field mice trapped in fields in Malawi, Zambia, and Zimbabwe, then placed on sticks, cooked and sold as a dried market delicacy.

Monitor lizards in Nigeria, where they're prepared by boiling, steaming with spices (pepper, onions, tomatoes), and eaten with eba (cassava).

Insects such as mopane worms are plucked from trees, sometimes prepared with tomatoes and garlic, and sold in Southern Africa. (That's a multimillion dollar industry. Tell Hunter.)

Ostrich is often served at elegant weddings.

And the cute beavers are primarily eaten in North America and Europe. 😞

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

62 Didn't know beavers made those noises.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 04:54 PM (Cqx++)

63 My hope is that his movement can weather that storm and come out intact enough to form a new Party from the wreckage. Standing strong and bluntly refusing to comply with the next stage of the shell game is key. We'll see where it goes soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (BI5O2)
=====

GOP-e took some major primary hits this year. McConnell is a near-wrap. Murky and Collins (maybe?) might share a group hug with Thune, but that's about it.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

64 With the current heat bomb sitting over NYC today I am issuing an order that all residents of NYC now need to set their A/C to 83 degrees to not over stress the NYC power grid.

My plan to build more windmills to power our city begins immediately.

Thank You and Praise Allah...

Posted by: Mayor Mandami of NYC at July 03, 2026 04:55 PM (8/9S0)

65 Thank you, Piper. Known about the allergy most of my life. Twice had surprise encounters with it - coconut ice cream at a wedding reception which I could not swallow, so spit it out and asked person sitting next to me what it was; decades later, a coffee house barista apparently handled coconut syrup and put a lid on my coffee, and wound up with lips like a Kardashian for about 3 days.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 04:56 PM (NcvvS)

66 another fucking black pill thread. don't you people ever get tired of it?

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 03, 2026 04:56 PM (4a6AT)

67 Still watching the French series The Village, at episode 6.
Problem is goes on longer than the war did, 7 series

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Ia/+0)

68 Like kissing your sister.
Posted by: Diogenes

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 04:56 PM (NXz0i)

69 Didn't know beavers made those noises.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026


***
In the first video, that sound was actually the beaver? It sounded like a child crying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:57 PM (wzUl9)

70 I'm not allergic to coconut, but as I've gotten older I cannot stand the taste of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 04:57 PM (D+BhG)

71 >>I'm not allergic to coconut, but as I've gotten older I cannot stand the taste of it.

That's what surprised me at the wedding reception: it tasted great.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 04:58 PM (NcvvS)

72 > Tulsi Gabbard just described the actual operating system of Washington and it’s somehow even dumber and more insulting than the conspiracy versions.

She needed one printed document for a 10 a.m. Oval Office meeting with the President. A mid-level staffer ... detailed from another agency ... decided he didn’t like what was on it, printed it anyway, then locked it in his desk and refused to hand it over. Her chief of staff went down. Her general counsel went down. Both got told to pound sand until the guy’s real boss at his home agency finally gave permission.
-----------
The mistake made here was that the DNI's staff didn't have security beat him senseless, search his person for the key or whatever, and then fire his ass from a cannon into the sun.

I have seen Feds go to extreme measures when it suits them.

This apparently didn't suit them. And that's a problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 04:58 PM (jehhT)

73 My hope is that his movement can weather that storm and come out intact enough to form a new Party from the wreckage. Standing strong and bluntly refusing to comply with the next stage of the shell game is key. We'll see where it goes soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (BI5O2)

That’s it. Keep fighting history.

You Will Never Get A Third Party.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 03, 2026 04:59 PM (4g5V+)

74
Toasted coconut is okay.

Regular coconut has always tasted oily to me.

Just a personal thing.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:59 PM (/QHx4)

75
Thanks to Trump vs Slaughter, isn't that person now subject to immediate firing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)
===

Yes, and his boss goes on the watch list.
Posted by: mrp

=============

WELLLL...????

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)

76 30 Ward don't you think you were a little rough on the beaver last night? - June
Posted by: Commissar of plenty

😈🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 04:59 PM (NFX2v)

77 I'm not allergic to coconut, but as I've gotten older I cannot stand the taste of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026


***
Same here, Fen. I can eat it, but it's not something I'd choose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 04:59 PM (wzUl9)

78 These are not the pictures I thought showing Beaver eating a Banana.

Don't tell Hillary I said this.......

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 03, 2026 05:00 PM (JQ06R)

79 Real coconut isn't bad, that process shreaded is horrible

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

80 V-8 is a good source of elytes for people that don't like sweet drinks. commercial pickles and pickle brine too. Gives you some calcium chloride along with the sodium.

But I think I'll make myself some powdered lemonade, with some electrolyte salts added in. Walmart brand lemondade(made with cane sugar, so actually better than the big name brands)

Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 05:00 PM (PV+Zw)

81
The mistake made here was that the DNI's staff didn't have security beat him senseless, search his person for the key or whatever, and then fire his ass from a cannon into the sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

===============

As I was reading the story, I was literally waiting for the "so they took a hatchet to his desk" part, but alas. Damn maddening that we haven't heard that this little fvck was fired.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:00 PM (mmrXZ)

82 WELLLL...????
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)
=======

Wellll, what?

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 05:00 PM (rj6Yv)

83 Aargh, and life calls. Back tonight, hopefully, O grey box friends!

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 05:01 PM (NcvvS)

84 Palantir is a major player in military AI. Alex Karp is the co-founder and CEO of the software firm Palantir. He's in the same homeroom as Musk as far as 'brainiacs' go. This is 19 minutes of him July 1, Interesting.
- "...The Palantir chief repeatedly framed the issue as one of national security, saying military customers and operators of critical infrastructure wanted greater control over AI models, computing resources and proprietary data.

“Those war fighters have serious trust issues,” Karp said, adding that private-sector companies were asking,

“‘Why would they get access to my data if they’re gonna build my alpha? Why wouldn’t I control the weights?’

"...when the Department of War goes to you and says, ‘I need this application’ – do they get to control the weights to do it, or do you get to the control the weights?

Are we really going to outsource the battlefield of this country to the consensus view in Silicon Valley? That is effing insane.”"-

https://tinyurl.com/4n7k6twf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ogcfP)

85 Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 04:47 PM (AGz65)

I could see that!

Posted by: Ann at July 03, 2026 05:01 PM (SHHm+)

86 But I think I'll make myself some powdered lemonade, with some electrolyte salts added in. Walmart brand lemondade(made with cane sugar, so actually better than the big name brands)
Posted by: PaleRider

So how much liquor is added to that concoction?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 05:01 PM (NXz0i)

87 Still watching the French series The Village, at episode 6.
Problem is goes on longer than the war did, 7 series
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Ia/+0)

It goes by each month of the war from 1940 to 1945, I think?

Interesting series though.

Posted by: dantesed at July 03, 2026 05:03 PM (w1twS)

88 @58 YD , I actually think the GOP is in better shape than the Dems. The GOPe is definitely anti Trump but they're dying out or not getting involved anymore. That should put maga in the driver's seat. The Dems will kill each other

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 05:03 PM (itsE0)

89 Shootouts in sports are stupid way to.end a game to me
Flip a coin why don't they?
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)


Like kissing your sister.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)


Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Posted by: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi at July 03, 2026 05:03 PM (qRla/)

90 Okay, so for everyone not Nazdar, or those like him and allergic, coconut water is an excellent source of natural electrolytes. 😂. If you are allergic, do not drink. We would miss you.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 04:51 PM (p4NUW)

I imagine coconut milk, having more coconut than coconut water, would have even more electroglodytes, and because I add sugar to my coconut milk, along with pineapple juice, and just enough rum to stuhh-sterilize the blender, even more 'lectrograms...

Posted by: Foster Brooks at July 03, 2026 05:03 PM (nbLIj)

91 I have powdered magnesium and potassium and sea salt from Amazon. But I like Gatorade and have been indulging with sugar as a reward lately.

On a few down days, fistfuls of marshmallows. Again, the official treat of mild frustration and depression.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)

92 Up to episode 6, jumping a couple weeks at a time it seems

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:04 PM (Ia/+0)

93 >>V-8 is a good source of elytes for people that don't like sweet drinks.

Oh, my, just saw this: you've never lived until you've had to stand for several hours in an un-air-conditioned room 5 feet from a trash bin with several not-entirely-empty containers of V-8. We called it 'sewer juice'.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 05:04 PM (NcvvS)

94 What's with all these social media obsessed young men???

CALIFORNIA NEWS
Masked madman tied to White House UFC terror plot threatened July 4 attack on California city: feds
By Katie Jerkovich
Published July 3, 2026, 1:13 p.m. PT

A masked TikToker with ties to the alleged conspirators accused of planning an attack on the White House‘s UFC event threatened to attack a power grid in Sacramento on the Fourth of July, federal officials said.

Elk Grove resident Trevon McDaniel, 19, aka @the_wild_wolfspider on TikTok, was arrested this week for allegedly making threats “concerning an attempt to damage or destroy buildings or property by means of fire or explosives,” U.S. Attorney Eric Grant for the Eastern District of California announced.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 05:04 PM (kX27y)

95 I think I'll take a cold shower to cool off.

I'll try to drop in at some point tomorrow.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 05:05 PM (qRla/)

96 That depends Tonypete. Often none; But if its evening and I'm just chilling but catching up on hydration I do add a good slug of vodka.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 05:05 PM (PV+Zw)

97 Speaking of Leave it to Beaver, I never understood why June never had a car. Ward kept her in high heels and pearls, a nice house, but no car. And she could drive, she drove Wards car from time to time. That was kinda strange even for women in 1960.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 05:06 PM (IY9No)

98 The only coconut I like is wrapped in chocolate and called Mounds or Almond Joy, and I rarely partake in that.

Coconut cake is popular here and I never did really like it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:06 PM (6ydKt)

99 But if its evening and I'm just chilling but catching up on hydration I do add a good slug of vodka.
Posted by: PaleRider

I knew I liked you for a reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2026 05:07 PM (NXz0i)

100 I saw Beaver Banana open for the Buzzcocks in a punk club in Brixton back in '77.

Just in and out of my place to water my plants.

I'm housesitting for vacationing fam, and I don't usually have much luck getting on here with my phone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:07 PM (IG3/x)

101 My parents never had two vehicles

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0)

102 Water with lemon. Drink with a straw if it bothers (erodes enamel on) your teeth.

Cleveland Clinic for benefits

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 05:08 PM (NFX2v)

103 Well my dad did get a small motorcycle, but mostly to go to work and fires

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

104 As far as coconut goes, German chocolate cake is badass, and I haven't had that in years.

Hmm... maybe something to check the supermarket deli for.

Happy 250th, all, in case I don't get back on here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:09 PM (IG3/x)

105 We have several DVDs to choose from to go with our rising crust pepperoni pizza tonight. Richard III from 1995 and Mr. Holmes, both with Ian McKellen; All Through the Night w/ Bogart from 1942, about Broadway gamblers who uncover a German spy ring.

We have two of Cary Grant's films, but they are probably too lighthearted for Miss Linda tonight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:09 PM (wzUl9)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:09 PM (wzUl9)

107 Murky and Collins (maybe?) might share a group hug with Thune

I'll pass on watching that vid.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

108
Coconut water is generally safe and potentially beneficial for liver disease, but it can be highly dangerous for anyone with advanced kidney disease.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

109 I drank those V-8 Fusion drinks for a few years.
They aren't bad with the various fruit juices in them, so they are sweet, but they all have that underlying tomato taste to them that I got tired of after awhile.

They have a newer brand named V-8 Splash (supposed to be like Fusion but more juice/sweet), and some Energy drinks, but I have never tried those.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

110 Speaking of Leave it to Beaver, I never understood why June never had a car. Ward kept her in high heels and pearls, a nice house, but no car. And she could drive, she drove Wards car from time to time. That was kinda strange even for women in 1960.
Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026


***
True. Even if they had only a one-car garage, a second car could have been parked in the driveway. What if she had an emergency with one of the kids while Ward was at work?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

111 ================

I got willowed saying pretty much the same thing. Just because Rubio and Vance don't rant and joke like Trump doesn't mean they aren't MAGA and don't have the fire in their bellies.

In fact, as much as we've enjoyed Trump's way with words, I think it will be nice to have the more decorous, articulate version of MAGA going forward. I do hope we get to keep Stephen Miller, though. I like his creativity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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How could a president be more decorous than Trump? Not in my lifetime has there been one. This or the last century. I like Miller's rapier tongue but he rides on the shoulders of a strong man.

Trump's choice has been made and he has two more years to grow up Vance and Rubio; put steel in their spines. This coming election will tell much. God willing, we will be rid of some trash and be replaced by Trump supporters. Paxton will definitely be a thorn in Thune's side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (ogcfP)

112 > with several not-entirely-empty containers of V-8. We called it 'sewer juice'.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 05:04 PM (NcvvS)

Putrid Clamato is way worse. Nothing worse than gone-off seafood.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (IG3/x)

113
Wellll, what?
Posted by: mrp

==============

When's he getting fired and when is his boss going on the watch list?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (mmrXZ)

114
My parents never had two vehicles
Posted by: Skip


We had two cars only because Dad had a company car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (Cqx++)

115 Good afternoon! Fixin' to fire up the green egg and do some fajitas, followed by macerated strawberries over poundcake topped with whip cream. Followed by scotch and a cigar.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (3Ope8)

116 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is appropriately set for prime time on Movies! tomorrow night. I haven't seen it in years, and I love Jean Arthur anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2026 05:13 PM (wzUl9)

117 Could be the budget for Leave it to Beaver only allowed for the one rental in the shots of the car.

Besides, June was in shape, she could walk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

118 Putrid Clamato is way worse. Nothing worse than gone-off seafood.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (IG3/x)

I had phases where I wouldn't mind it.
Without booze.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 05:13 PM (Sco7b)

119 I am so upset I was not invited to Taylor Swift and Kelce Wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Holiday Weekend is ruined, and I must now turn to CNN for my Psychiatric Therapy to make through another week...

I also call on Chocolate Jesus (Barry Soetoro) TO ALSO PROVIDE WORDS OF WISDOM TO ALLOW ME TO NAVIGATE THIS MENTAL BREAKDOWN !!!!!!

I mean PRIDE Month just ended also at the same time !!

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 05:14 PM (JDSUL)

120

Decorum?

The people who want us dead don't give a shit about decorum.

I love that Trump calls out the bullshit.

We need more like him.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 05:14 PM (/QHx4)

121 My hydration routine and electrolyte replenishment is V-8 and a Pilsner mixed together.

A "Redeye" if you will.

Remarkably satisfying.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 05:14 PM (jehhT)

122 > I'll pass on watching that vid.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)



That would be on my playlist somewhere below "Two Girls One Cup".

Although to be fair, Murky did have a jammin' body at one point.

Source: have seen her in a one-piece swimsuit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:14 PM (IG3/x)

123 What if she had an emergency with one of the kids while Ward was at work?

She was banging Eddie on the side and called him...

Posted by: Biggus at July 03, 2026 05:14 PM (76a83)

124 Well crap.

Went for a drive up to my little town center to the post office to drop stuff off.

Last weekend it was plastered with fag flags. Everywhere.

Not a single American Flag being displayed.

Not.
One.

At least my beach neighborhood has several.

Oh well. Every now and again I get stepped in the face with how, not just uber progressive, but downright anti-American this place is.

Please, revel me with your pictures of unadulterated patriotism. I will be so very happy for you.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 05:15 PM (yEz+x)

125 John Colter, mountain man, of the Lewis and Clark expedition, was stripped naked and hunted by the blackfeet tribe. He survived by hiding in a beaver lodge near the headwaters of the missouri river.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 05:15 PM (fkjGs)

126 "What if she had an emergency with one of the kids while Ward was at work?"

She could call Andy and Barney.

Posted by: Mo at July 03, 2026 05:15 PM (MWfyi)

127 NYC Police are on alert and protecting the Wedding of the Decade and never mind about protecting people during 4th of July celebration....

What a Mayor and a City !!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 05:16 PM (JDSUL)

128 Nothing worse than gone-off seafood.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (IG3/x)

Clam shells, a few hours after shucking, glow in the dark. Ask me how I know...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 03, 2026 05:17 PM (nbLIj)

129

Back in the day we had neighbors who would help out in an emergency.

Today, not so much.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 05:17 PM (/QHx4)

130 When's he getting fired and when is his boss going on the watch list?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:12 PM (mmrXZ)
======

Time will tell.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 05:17 PM (rj6Yv)

131 A mid-level staffer ... detailed from another agency ... decided he didn’t like what was on it, printed it anyway, then locked it in his desk and refused to hand it over.

ODNI under Pulte fires 6 staff, sends 45 back to home agencies

… it all makes sense

Posted by: SMOD at July 03, 2026 05:18 PM (jPf86)

132 I'm pretty sure "beaver lodge" was a euphemism at some point in the 19th century.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:18 PM (6ydKt)

133

If Democrats do not win the midterm elections, black Americans will be “back in the cotton fields,” Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) recently claimed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Cqx++)

134
How could a president be more decorous than Trump?

Posted by: Braenyard

==============

Braenyard! The first president to say "fuck" and "shit" in public and rip ungrammatical, misspelled, overpunctuated Truths and engage in hyperbole to the point that we always have to remind critics not to take him literally. The Chief Hyperbolist. A guy who needlessly provokes allies (the Meloni kerfuffle) and -- what was it, sort of brushed dandruff off Macron's shoulders and said his wife has nice legs? This isn't exactly decorum.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)

135 105
\
Wolfus

Richard III:

I much preferred the Olivier version. No quarrel with Ian McKellen's 1930s-costume version of Richard III, though. I just thought R-III was one of Olivier's best film performances-- maybe his best.

Posted by: mnw at July 03, 2026 05:20 PM (RCjYY)

136 Read that ungrateful Marxists speech behind George Washington's desk again

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)

137 I don't have any flag pictures, but here's a vid on how to make George Washington's favorite drink, "Cherry Bounce":

https://youtu.be/hJFeC3bhwog

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 05:20 PM (6ydKt)

138 ODNI under Pulte fires 6 staff, sends 45 back to home agencies

… it all makes sense
Posted by: SMOD at July 03, 2026 05:18 PM (jPf86)
===

You can bet Vlad doesn't put up with that kind of crap.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 05:20 PM (rj6Yv)

139 > She was banging Eddie on the side and called him...
Posted by: Biggus at July 03, 2026 05:14 PM (76a83)

I approve this message.

I racked up both Carol AND Marsha, which makes me pretty much the most studly child actor of all time.

Posted by: Barry Williams, TV's Greg Brady at July 03, 2026 05:21 PM (IG3/x)

140 I drank a ton of coconut water during chemo. It was the only fluid I could tolerate.

Now the smell of it makes me ill.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 05:21 PM (yEz+x)

141 Hank needs to calm down and quit lying.

The days of hand-picking are long gone in the US.

Today, farmers use large-scale mechanical spindle pickers or cotton strippers that harvest multiple rows and compress the crop into bales on-the-go.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

142
Please, revel me with your pictures of unadulterated patriotism. I will be so very happy for you.
Posted by: nurse ratched

===============

Flags flying on my cul-de-sac!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

143 The first president to say ...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)

glad to see he's keeping up with the times (and almost every youtuber).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 05:22 PM (AGz65)

144 > Clam shells, a few hours after shucking, glow in the dark. Ask me how I know...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 03, 2026 05:17 PM (nbLIj)

If you notice a bearded clam glowing in the dark, it's a bad idea to stick it in there.

At least double-bag it.

Posted by: Hiroshima Sex Tourist at July 03, 2026 05:23 PM (IG3/x)

145 Nice, blonde Morticia!

There are flags in my hood too. But the town center, up the hill where all the businesses are, is totally bereft.

On purpose, I suspect.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 05:25 PM (yEz+x)

146 nood

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 05:25 PM (AGz65)

147 Trump has no filter. Sometimes that’s good, sometimes not.
Does DeSantis have a filter? I don’t see much of him.

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 05:27 PM (8jVAy)

148
I don't mind "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!" but I think it's good for only so long. Eventually we'll be happy to get back to "Here'th where you're wrong, Kaitlin. Number one, Iran ithn't our equal..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:27 PM (mmrXZ)

149 Braenyard! The first president to say "fuck" and "shit" in public and rip ungrammatical, misspelled, overpunctuated Truths and engage in hyperbole to the point that we always have to remind critics not to take him literally. The Chief Hyperbolist. A guy who needlessly provokes allies (the Meloni kerfuffle) and -- what was it, sort of brushed dandruff off Macron's shoulders and said his wife has nice legs? This isn't exactly decorum.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)
======

The most important rule for being a successful leader is to be entertaining. A politician who instinctively commands the attention of the electorate through humor and who has a knack for an effective ad lib is a politician who delivers his/her political message with the accuracy of a heat-seeking missile.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

150 We need more like him.

Posted by: four seasons
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Hey, good to see you. Hope everything is going along OK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:29 PM (ogcfP)

151
f Democrats do not win the midterm elections, black Americans will be “back in the cotton fields,” Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) recently claimed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


At least the suffering of those in the cotton fields of Guam will be brief before that island tips over.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 03, 2026 05:31 PM (s9VOe)

152 OT - I am happy to say that dear FenSpouse made dinner. Delicious chicken wings marinated in a pepper sauce, corn on the cob and mashed potatoes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 05:31 PM (Bw1/o)

153 FenelonSpoke

You two lovebirds!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2026 05:35 PM (u82oZ)

154 This isn't exactly decorum.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I said decorous, by ignorance of the language, thinking decorous as related to decoration; bunting, frills and gold lamé.

-The first president to say "fuck" and "shit" in public and rip ungrammatical, misspelled, overpunctuated Truths and engage in hyperbole to the point that we always have to remind critics not to take him literally. The Chief Hyperbolist. A guy who needlessly provokes allies (the Meloni kerfuffle) and -- what was it, sort of brushed dandruff off Macron's shoulders and said his wife has nice legs? This isn't exactly decorum. -

Yeah, he's a shocker - on purpose. I love it.
What you're asking for - hearken back to those first presidential debates and why Trump won. I couldn't stand him before the debates - In the debate he proved to be the man for the job and the others weak sisters.

He knows manners and can be the gentleman amongst gentlemen but he's the leader of the world and everything he does is with designed intent for maximum effect. He has a mission with only so much time to fulfill it. He has no time for foppery.




Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:42 PM (ogcfP)

155 On the kerfuffle with Meloni.
Maybe next time she will allow us to use our bases in Italy for Iranian action?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 05:44 PM (ogcfP)

156 The flag of the greatest country in history, and the brotherhood that defends it are flying on our cul-de-sac. The grill is started. Onions and peppers are sweatin in the cast iron pan and cold beer is on hand to keep things tolerable on the patio while stuff gets goin!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 03, 2026 05:45 PM (3Ope8)

157 If you notice a bearded clam glowing in the dark, it's a bad idea to stick it in there.

At least double-bag it.
Posted by: Hiroshima Sex Tourist at July 03, 2026 05:23 PM (IG3/x)

Might just be the glitter spray, but an important safety tip, nonetheless..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 03, 2026 05:49 PM (nbLIj)

158 94 What's with all these social media obsessed young men???

CALIFORNIA NEWS
Masked madman tied to White House UFC terror plot threatened July 4 attack on California city: feds
By Katie Jerkovich
Published July 3, 2026, 1:13 p.m. PT

A masked TikToker with ties to the alleged conspirators accused of planning an attack on the White House‘s UFC event threatened to attack a power grid in Sacramento on the Fourth of July, federal officials said.

Elk Grove resident Trevon McDaniel, 19, aka @the_wild_wolfspider on TikTok, was arrested this week for allegedly making threats “concerning an attempt to damage or destroy buildings or property by means of fire or explosives,” U.S. Attorney Eric Grant for the Eastern District of California announced.
Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 05:04 PM (kX27y)

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sacbee.com article says his age is 25. What gives?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 03, 2026 05:57 PM (cWLG3)

159 Democrats do not win the midterm elections, black Americans will be “back in the cotton fields,” Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA)
---------

Go short on cotton picking machines?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in W.NC at July 03, 2026 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

160 >>Putrid Clamato is way worse. Nothing worse than gone-off seafood.

Believe it! The vending machine never had Clamato - and I would BLESS the guy who serviced them if I knew his name.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (NcvvS)

Viral Dogs Open Thread

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Hello, Jerry.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at July 03, 2026 03:25 PM (TIciZ)

2 THE BLADE SNAGS A FIRST ON THE EVE OF THE COUNTRY'S 250TH!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

3 Ha, ha.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 03, 2026 03:26 PM (Ie0G7)

4 Jonah(not Goldberg) is very cute. I'm glad he got his hotdog.

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2026 03:26 PM (YwEeS)

5 >>THE BLADE SNAGS A FIRST ON THE EVE OF THE COUNTRY'S 250TH!


Good Job!

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (TIciZ)

6 Hmm... 11:30 already and I'm still sitting on my ass drinking coffee and accomplishing nothing. Must be the weekend.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (bl07w)

7 What? Do you have to put your watching habits on the intake forms now?? Glad she's a goner......

Another week, another radical nurse getting exposed for posting radical content online.

This week, Libs of TikTok exposed a registered Muslim nurse by the name “Ahlam” working for UTMB Health in Houston, Texas.

Ahlam posted a video online where she appeared to show how she would refuse to treat patients if they were watching Fox News.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)

8 Got a marinated NY strip steak waiting for me. It's almost hot enough on the deck, where the grills are, to just open the lid and toss it on the grate without turning it on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (jehhT)

9 Dog in Istanbul ? They allow that ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (nb5Yq)

10 Because even for some on our side, the hair must always be on fire, the sky must always be falling, the end must always be near, and the hot chick at the bar must always be a secret tranny.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

For people harvesting clicks, sure. But here? What do you think you're accomplishing?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:26 PM (dK+Kv)
________

Nay-saying and being contrarian aren't just for clicks. Too many people reflexively take the opposite view of any given issue, too many people won't take a win when it's offered, and when those two phenomena are combined, it's straight-up hysterical doomsaying.

Now, as to the latter phenomena -- not taking a win -- I kinda get it because we've been deceived and abused and fucked over by own own party for so long that it's hard to believe we actually can and do win. But we win -- and win big -- in the Age of Trump.

No, we might not always get what everything we want, and sometimes we do lose (BRC case), but overall we are opening up cans of whup-ass, crushing ass and taking names, and we're all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

11 Just enjoyed a beer and some bar b q and listened to some VD Hansen discussing our amazing founding Ramping up for the big bday tomorrow.

Posted by: LASue at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (sRs7n)

12 They recently had a dog and cat festival in some province in China. It is not what you think, it is a slaughter fest. Horrible stuff. Cannot understand how this is still allowed.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (nb5Yq)

13 THE BLADE SNAGS A FIRST ON THE EVE OF THE COUNTRY'S 250TH!


Good Job!
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (TIciZ)
___

The Blade got greedy. He had the first. But he wanted to grandstand and it took time to write that post, and he had to correct "eve" (he mistakenly typed "end).

So somebody else beat him to the punch.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

14 Have you ever seen the movie The Chronicles of Riddick? It takes place on the planet Crematoria where the sun is so close it makes the surface of the planet boil, and organic beings are vaporized.

Yeah, it's like that outside.

(viewer discretion advised)
https://youtu.be/6VG9ZlEFDds

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)

15 Something to do with your dog this weekend. Dog approved.

https://tinyurl.com/2ydfva28

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 03, 2026 03:36 PM (qx7Zg)

16 Nay-saying and being contrarian aren't just for clicks. Too many people reflexively take the opposite view of any given issue, too many people won't take a win when it's offered, and when those two phenomena are combined, it's straight-up hysterical doomsaying.

No it isn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:37 PM (Riz8t)

17 12 They recently had a dog and cat festival in some province in China. It is not what you think, it is a slaughter fest. Horrible stuff. Cannot understand how this is still allowed.

Offhand, I'd say it's because China is asshoe.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

18 sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at July 03, 2026 03:39 PM (nRnj5)

19 Cannot understand how this is still allowed.

Big Pangolin.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 03:39 PM (Kt19C)

20
This has to stop.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 BREAKING: Outrage erupts after the man charged with KlLLING a Pennsylvania State Trooper has been confirmed as a HAITIAN ILLEGAL ALIEN

Haitian Michael Bon got a Commercial Driver's License from blue Massachusetts — then killed Trooper Michael Pahira in a tractor trailer 😡

PURGE THE CDL ROLLS and FEDERALIZE it to the maximum! Massachusetts must be held liable.

This is why they ALL MUST GO BACK and Haitian TPS must be CANCELED!

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:40 PM (kX27y)

21 No it isn't.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:37 PM (Riz8t)

I came here for an argument!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 03:41 PM (bl07w)

22 Now, as to the latter phenomena -- not taking a win -- I kinda get it because we've been deceived and abused and fucked over by own own party for so long that it's hard to believe we actually can and do win. But we win -- and win big -- in the Age of Trump.

No, we might not always get what everything we want, and sometimes we do lose (BRC case), but overall we are opening up cans of whup-ass, crushing ass and taking names, and we're all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I did preface it as a pathological need. So I can see where people are not capable of breaking free of that mindset.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

23 They recently had a dog and cat festival in some province in China. It is not what you think, it is a slaughter fest. Horrible stuff. Cannot understand how this is still allowed.
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (nb5Yq)
______

The "dog is man's best friend" concept was almost unique to Europe and America. Dog was and still is eaten in many other parts of the world, including China, India, Vietnam, Cambodia, Indonesia, and many parts of Africa.

Hell, dog meat was routinely eaten in South Korea of all places, up until a ban a few years ago.

Thankfully, dogs and cats as foodstuff is changing. The younger generations even in places like China who grew up with social media are very opposed to this practice.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

24
*takes last drag of cigarette*
*flips butt away randomly*

Afternoon, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (O0L8i)

25 NY Post doing reporter things......

RedWave Press
@RedWavePress
·
1h
EXPOSED: The New York Post CAUGHT Socialist NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani red-handed bringing a thermometer into City Hall and DISCOVERING that NEARLY every room was cooler than the 78-degree AC limit he imposed on everyone else — with one room hovering at a frosty 54 degrees.

NYP: “Post reporters armed with an infrared thermometer tested 20 spots within City Hall and other municipal offices and buildings they were able to access — and all but five of them were below 78 degrees.”

“By 4:30 p.m., temperatures had plummeted even more in the mayor’s office building, with the air in one room testing at a sweater weather-worthy 54 degrees.”

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (kX27y)

26 >>>The Blade got greedy.

Never gets old.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (dK+Kv)

27 I'll tell the story again. Excuse me if you've read it.
Pop was stationed in Korea after the Big One, and he got adopted by a Korean family.
When he was leaving, Papason fixed him a big meal.
Pop asked, "Is this dog?"
No, this is puppy!

Posted by: MkY at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (q6tQZ)

28 The "dog is man's best friend" concept was almost unique to Europe and America. Dog was and still is eaten in many other parts of the world, including China, India, Vietnam, Cambodia, Indonesia, and many parts of Africa....

==

What about Rome? did they eat dogs in ancient Rome?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:45 PM (nb5Yq)

29 Posted by: MkY at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (q6tQZ)

damn!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:46 PM (nb5Yq)

30 Just checked the thermometer - 87f.

Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2026 03:46 PM (fnZRl)

31 Dog is man's best friend was coined by a lawyer in the Old Drum Trial in Warrensburg, Mo.
Read up on Old Drum.
No dog needed killing worse.

Posted by: MkY at July 03, 2026 03:47 PM (q6tQZ)

32 Thankfully, dogs and cats as foodstuff is changing. The younger generations even in places like China who grew up with social media are very opposed to this practice.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
====

Barry ate a dog.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)

33 Ahlam posted a video online where she appeared to show how she would refuse to treat patients if they were watching Fox News.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)

Cancel her RN status. Fire her skank ass. Deport to some muzzie shithole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1z8ji)

34
The "dog is man's best friend" concept was almost unique to Europe and America. 

_____________

Dogs, cats and horses are largely safe in the Western world because they're more useful working with us (even cats) than as food.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)

35 24
*takes last drag of cigarette*
*flips butt away randomly*

Afternoon, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (O0L8i)
Hey, you! Pick up that butt!

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (LHPAg)

36 That Turkish dog looks a lot like my dog

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Ot/FD)

37 Thankfully, dogs and cats as foodstuff is changing. The younger generations even in places like China who grew up with social media are very opposed to this practice.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
====

Barry ate a dog.
Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
_____

... and a cock!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

38 37 Barry ate a dog.
Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
_____

... and a cock!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:49 PM (uO3MK)

39
Hey, you! Pick up that butt!

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (LHPAg)

_________

"Please do not dispose of cigarettes in the toilets. They are hard to smoke when wet."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 03:50 PM (O0L8i)

40 I didn’t even know you could set an A/C to 55, thought they stopped at 60.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

41 Hey, 'rons and 'ronettes. How are you all doing today?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 03:50 PM (qRla/)

42 Barry ate a dog.
__

That's rough

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

43 So sick of this..............

The stars are all dolled up and on their way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's mind-blowing wedding bonanza at Madison Square Garden for what is expected to be the party of the century.

Bradley Cooper kicked off the glamorous arrivals in a dashing tuxedo, while the bride prepared with rumored bridesmaid and best friend Gigi Hadid in her downtown Manhattan home.

Mega-watt celebrities Jay Z and Steven Spielberg jetted into the city on helicopters from the Hamptons ahead of the big bash.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:52 PM (kX27y)

44 Cat is delicious.

Had some at a shady little mall food court Chinese joint. I knew it wasn't chicken... then it dawned on me i was probably eating cat.

I won't knowingly eat one again because that's awful... but... you know....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:52 PM (Ot/FD)

45 Hey, 'rons and 'ronettes. How are you all doing today?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

We're wild, ecstatic, pissed, cold, hot, and wet.
But patriotic.
You?

Posted by: MkY at July 03, 2026 03:52 PM (q6tQZ)

46 Ha, ha still stands.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 03, 2026 03:53 PM (Ie0G7)

47 Dog has been man's companion for at least 15 thousand years. Dogs been worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt. I don't think dogs as companions is a concept "unique to Europe and America". But eating a dog as a matter of cuisine is a singularly savage custom, and of course only savages partake in it.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:53 PM (nb5Yq)

48 The "dog is man's best friend" concept was almost unique to Europe and America.

_____________

Dogs, cats and horses are largely safe in the Western world because they're more useful working with us (even cats) than as food.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)
_______

Yea, at least originally. Then the west became so wealthy and successful we could afford widespread adoption of dogs and cats purely as pets. Today, a lot of pet owners spend more on vet insurance and general upkeep of their pets than most parents did for their own human kids not many generations ago.

And remember, whereas in the west we raise cattle almost purely for consumption, in India a cow is sacred. So half the country is starving while big fat cows sashay around like they own the place. Very odd to see in person.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

49 The Penn state troopers union, and that troopers family should sue Massachusetts for tens of millions. The NTSB put in tons of restrictions on commercial truck drivers. Have to take breaks every X hours. Cant drive more than 14 hours in a day, have to take X days off after X days or hours of driving. And then SHITHOLE states like California, Massachusetts and others, hand out CDLs to fooking illegals who probably aren't even qualified to be driving a sub compact car in the country.

Although if the sentence "killed Trooper Michael Pahira IN a tractor trailer" is not sloppy writing and editing the Haitian didn't kill the trooper by reckless driving but actually murdered him in the privacy of the semi trailer.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (PV+Zw)

50
The stars are all dolled up and on their way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's mind-blowing wedding bonanza at Madison Square Garden for what is expected to be the party of the century.

Bradley Cooper kicked off the glamorous arrivals in a dashing tuxedo, while the bride prepared with rumored bridesmaid and best friend Gigi Hadid in her downtown Manhattan home.

Mega-watt celebrities Jay Z and Steven Spielberg jetted into the city on helicopters from the Hamptons ahead of the big bash.


Gosh, I sure hope they take time out to lecture the rest of us on reducing our carbon footprint and redistributing our money.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

51 That's rough
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

Some wags are always making sport of Barky's dining proclivities.

Among others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (1z8ji)

52 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:49 PM (uO3MK)

BECAUSE EATING A HOG IS NOT HALAL.

NO PORK ON THAT FORK

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Ot/FD)

53 Taylor and Travis are already married.
This one is all just a very expensive spectacle.

Girl has a billion so more power to her but I do wonder why Madmani isn’t complaining about all of the wasted money instead of playing thermostat cop so people can feel the warm embrace of socialism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

54 The stars are all dolled up and on their way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's mind-blowing wedding bonanza at Madison Square Garden for what is expected to be the party of the century.
_____

The kids that read the Hunger Games may one day see the resemblance to the Capitol of Panem, but it is not this day (unfortunately)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)

55 Now, as to the latter phenomena -- not taking a win -- I kinda get it because we've been deceived and abused and fucked over by own own party for so long that it's hard to believe we actually can and do win. But we win -- and win big -- in the Age of Trump.

And when Trump is gone?

That's my concern. I don't think MAGA has as much control over the GOP as we would like to think. I believe the donors, the CoC assholes and the RINO bastards have adopted a policy of just waiting out Teh Donald, stymying him when possible and doing all they can to last him out, betting that - which I think is quite possible - that whomever comes along in Trump's wake will be much more pliable.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 03:55 PM (qRla/)

56 54 The stars are all dolled up and on their way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's mind-blowing wedding bonanza at Madison Square Garden for what is expected to be the party of the century.
_____

The kids that read the Hunger Games may one day see the resemblance to the Capitol of Panem, but it is not this day (unfortunately)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

Biden's administration was the closest I've ever come to seeing Fellini's Satyricon in real life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:56 PM (uO3MK)

57 Canaan dog breed (or the breed it was bread from) is very old, said to be found in Syria 9,000 years ago!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:56 PM (nb5Yq)

58 Although if the sentence "killed Trooper Michael Pahira IN a tractor trailer" is not sloppy writing and editing the Haitian didn't kill the trooper by reckless driving but actually murdered him in the privacy of the semi trailer.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (PV+Zw)

I would not be surprised to learn these illegal shitmaggots have more than one CDL, and when they have limited out the hours on one, they drive on the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 03:57 PM (1z8ji)

59 That's my concern. I don't think MAGA has as much control over the GOP as we would like to think. I believe the donors, the CoC assholes and the RINO bastards have adopted a policy of just waiting out Teh Donald, stymying him when possible and doing all they can to last him out, betting that - which I think is quite possible - that whomever comes along in Trump's wake will be much more pliable.

I agree that that's what the GOPe types think, but they think wrong. Up until Trump, I think most of us had despaired of getting rid of the GOPe parasites and things ever getting fixed. Now that we've seen what can be, I don't think we'd agree to go back.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

60
Sitting on the channel at Spring Lake on the way out to Lake Michigan, cousin tells me that in the last 15 minutes, we’ve witnessed $1 billion worth of boats passing by

Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2026 03:57 PM (QbJcY)

61 We're wild, ecstatic, pissed, cold, hot, and wet.
But patriotic.
You?


Very hot and uncomfortable. Patriotic, but not feeling it. As you all know, I live in Maskachusetts and I'm headed to a nearby town tomorrow morning for a reading of the Declaration. I fully expect a gaggle of TDS-infected loonies to ruin it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 03:58 PM (qRla/)

62

The Swift witch. Yes she is very rich and she can spend her money however she wants.

I think it is disgusting she chose Independence Day weekend for her wedding extranganza.

No matter how much money she has her shit stinks.





Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 03:58 PM (/QHx4)

63 not found 9000 years ago, but remains from 9000 years ago

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:58 PM (nb5Yq)

64 Think of all the lives that could be saved with A/C purchased with the money from the Swift wedding.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (MWfyi)

65 Guy who wrote Watership Down wrote another called Plague Dogs.

Cherry subject, should read again to see if anyone reminds me of Fauci.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (DKe4e)

66 65 Guy who wrote Watership Down wrote another called Plague Dogs.

Cherry subject, should read again to see if anyone reminds me of Fauci.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (DKe4e) `

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I bought the BFI's 4K of Watership Down.

Looks really good, and BFI's special packaging is always very attractive. I also have their releases of Get Carter and The Proposition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (uO3MK)

67 Someone seems to have converted Penn Station into a sauna ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (AGz65)

68
The stars are all dolled up and on their way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's mind-blowing wedding bonanza at Madison Square Garden for what is expected to be the party of the century.

____________

Lotsa Richie Riches. Could the city government lock them up in MSG and demand all their wealth? Not outside the realm of imagination.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (O0L8i)

69 Think of all the lives that could be saved with A/C purchased with the money from the Swift wedding.
Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (MWfyi)

I hope they serve Swift Premium Ham at the wedding feast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (1z8ji)

70 In other news, I have finished my reading edit of my new Theda Bara novel and have put in a bleg on the forthcoming Book Thread for some beta readers.

Somehow, though, having achieved this milestone doesn't make me as happy as I though it might. It's probably the miserable weather, but I thought I'd be in the mood to throw back a few cold ones and give myself a pat on the back, but. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (qRla/)

71 Hmmm... so after the Supremes say that Yeah, the President can fire people who work for him...

A Judge just ORDRED the President to rehire a bunch of 'intelligence' Officers he had fired.

/scratches head

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (mP0Kj)

72 The self selected elites are flaunting their 'necklace affairs' rather dramatically.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (DKe4e)

73 The Penn state troopers union, and that troopers family should sue Massachusetts for tens of millions.

No standing!
- MA judges

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (qRla/)

74 Think of all the lives that could be saved with A/C purchased with the money from the Swift wedding.
Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (MWfyi)


Think of all the fuel that could be bought for ambulances in Africa to transport pregnant women to the hospital that money could buy.

WHY DOES TAYLOR SWIFT HATE BROWN BABIES!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

75 74 Think of all the lives that could be saved with A/C purchased with the money from the Swift wedding.
Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (MWfyi)

Think of all the fuel that could be bought for ambulances in Africa to transport pregnant women to the hospital that money could buy.

WHY DOES TAYLOR SWIFT HATE BROWN BABIES!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

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So, you're saying that Taylor Swift is a mass murderer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (uO3MK)

76 Biden's administration was the closest I've ever come to seeing Fellini's Satyricon in real life.
_____

*puts Satyricon back on shelf at Blockbuster*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Dv3i1)

77 Just got back from a walk to Stewart's . 98° at the moment with a breeze. The breeze is hot however. Back to AC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 04:02 PM (itsE0)

78 Think of all the lives that could be saved with A/C purchased with the money from the Swift wedding.
Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 03:59 PM (MWfyi)

Think of all the fuel that could be bought for ambulances in Africa to transport pregnant women to the hospital that money could buy.

WHY DOES TAYLOR SWIFT HATE BROWN BABIES!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)
__________

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

79 Northern VA moron here...

Don't believe what the LIEbral media is tell you. The 250th July 4th Great American State Fair on the Mall is a huge success. Has to be close to a million people out here enjoying the sights and sounds and good food everywhere. Flags are flying and waving. The state exhibits - well the ones from red states anyway - are amazing.

I would ask any moron in the area who has a drone to fly it over the Mall and see what a million patriots look like, but I have a feeling it's not allowed.

Posted by: The Sanhedrin at July 03, 2026 04:02 PM (+9A0s)

80 "So, you're saying that Taylor Swift is a mass murderer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

Killed more people than Elon.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (MWfyi)

81 A Judge just ORDRED the President to rehire a bunch of 'intelligence' Officers he had fired.

/scratches head
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (mP0Kj)

So rehire them. Assign them to patrol the beaches of Little Diomede Island to search for Russian frogmen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (1z8ji)

82 So, you're saying that Taylor Swift is a mass murderer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:01 PM (uO3MK)


She is just another Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

83
80 "So, you're saying that Taylor Swift is a mass murderer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

Killed more people than Elon.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (MWfyi)

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That's almost as many as Genghis Khan killed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (uO3MK)

84 "I would not be surprised to learn these illegal shitmaggots have more than one CDL, and when they have limited out the hours on one, they drive on the other."

If they even have to bother AOP. I think Trump and Duffy are trying to change course but I'm sure it was general policy not to harass minority drivers from 2009-2021. Yes including Trumps first term.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (PV+Zw)

85 Theda, "what's a little necking among the movie industry vampires?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (DKe4e)

86 So is Jay Z bringing some of those creepy gay rapper homos to the Grand Celebration for some pre-weeding gay action with whoever that twat is that TS is marrying?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

87 Yeah if she wanted a summer wedding she had about 80 more days to choose from.

But no, July 4th on the 250th was just too tempting to pass up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

88 87 Yeah if she wanted a summer wedding she had about 80 more days to choose from.

But no, July 4th on the 250th was just too tempting to pass up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

======

The divorce on Christmas Day 2027 is going to be even more special.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:04 PM (uO3MK)

89
I think it is disgusting she chose Independence Day weekend for her wedding extranganza.

No matter how much money she has her shit stinks.
Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 03:58 PM (/QHx4)

I agree - why THIS holiday weekend? She should of had it at her mansion in RI by the sea.......

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 04:05 PM (kX27y)

90 Once Travis Kelce slides into NFL irrelevance, the marriage will be over.

Posted by: The Sanhedrin at July 03, 2026 04:05 PM (+9A0s)

91 Divorce Day will be Feb 14th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:05 PM (DKe4e)

92 But no, July 4th on the 250th was just too tempting to pass up.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

She has Dec. 7 reserved for the divorce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 04:05 PM (1z8ji)

93
Hmmm... so after the Supremes say that Yeah, the President can fire people who work for him...

A Judge just ORDRED the President to rehire a bunch of 'intelligence' Officers he had fired.

/scratches head
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2026 04:00 PM (mP0Kj)
=====

That's so 2025.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)

94 Although if the sentence "killed Trooper Michael Pahira IN a tractor trailer" is not sloppy writing and editing the Haitian didn't kill the trooper by reckless driving but actually murdered him in the privacy of the semi trailer.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (PV+Zw)

I would not be surprised to learn these illegal shitmaggots have more than one CDL, and when they have limited out the hours on one, they drive on the other.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 03:57 PM (1z8ji)
___________

Knowing what I know of the transportation industry -- which has always had underground and sleazy elements -- the reverse is probably true: one CDL shared among multiple illegals.

Ever wonder why so many of these CDLs are "no name givens"? It's almost certainly to help facilitate more than one driver using the same CDL.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

95 I would not be surprised to learn these illegal shitmaggots have more than one CDL, and when they have limited out the hours on one, they drive on the other.
_______

State Trooper: "Says rye-cheer Mohammed M. Mohammed. That you?"

Illegal with blue state issued CDL: "No, no, it is M. Mohammed Mohammed, this one!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 04:06 PM (Dv3i1)

96

Hubby said we should we have a betting pool about how long the marriage will last, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)

97 Video Games May Slightly Improve Memory and Cognitive Skills

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I've often thought this though he's painting with a broad brush. Some games improve cognitive abilities and some are mind rot. Just like books.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 03, 2026 04:07 PM (ilfAn)

98 Hmmm... so after the Supremes say that Yeah, the President can fire people who work for him...

A Judge just ORDRED the President to rehire a bunch of 'intelligence' Officers he had fired.

/scratches head


Trump has been very careful thus far to obey rogue judge's rulings, but I think this might be the time to say "Nahhhh. Just because you, the judge, have ordered me to do something illegal doesn't mean I will. Take it up with SCOTUS."

We have it on good authority from the Nuremberg trials that simply following orders is not an excuse for illegality.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t)

99 32 Thankfully, dogs and cats as foodstuff is changing. The younger generations even in places like China who grew up with social media are very opposed to this practice.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
____________________

While simultaneously, the Muslim community continues to propogate that dogs are unclean, and are making every effort to change western behavior to their liking on the issue.

For example, the UK is trying to spread migrants out into the far suburbs, and Muslim leaders are insisting that rural dog owners not allow their dogs in public, use a leash at all times, and not be allowed in rural parks or populated areas. They are also insisting on this in Canada.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)

100 Yeah if she wanted a summer wedding she had about 80 more days to choose from.

But no, July 4th on the 250th was just too tempting to pass up.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)
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True, but I think it will -- and already has -- backfired. 99% of normal people in the country, including even a lot of her fans, will have much better things to do on the country's 250th anniversary in the middle of a massive heatwave.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

101 Maze running rats also have slightly better memories.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:08 PM (DKe4e)

102

Orson,

Muzzies hate dogs because dogs know what is going on and who is the enemy.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

103 98 Trump has been very careful thus far to obey rogue judge's rulings, but I think this might be the time to say "Nahhhh. Just because you, the judge, have ordered me to do something illegal doesn't mean I will. Take it up with SCOTUS."

We have it on good authority from the Nuremberg trials that simply following orders is not an excuse for illegality.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t)

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What? Is Trump supposed to grant these people their clearances, id badges, and desks back instantaneously?

That stuff takes time, and the political appointees will order the slow-walking that process while the appeal happens until there's a stay of the lower court's order.

And then it's, "Oh well. Gotta hold by the court now. Sorry, we were just about to print your new id badge."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:09 PM (uO3MK)

104 Muzzies hate dogs because dogs know what is going on and who is the enemy.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

The can smell the stench of Satan on muslims.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 04:10 PM (1z8ji)

105 The Prophet called for the death of dogs after one thwarted his midnight tryst with his boyfriend,

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:10 PM (DKe4e)

106 The divorce on Christmas Day 2027 is going to be even more special.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:04 PM (uO3MK)

Taylor will have an entire Christmas album about her divorce and how much she hates Travis out in 2028.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

107

AOP,
You are correct.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:10 PM (/QHx4)

108 Unbe-freakin'-lievable. Yeah, let's check how many of Philly's homicides were committed by Carry Permit holders.

LIE AFTER LIE FROM THIS LOSER: DA Larry Krasner: Philly Has So Many Homicides Because Citizens Have ‘Way Too Many’ Carry Permits.

https://tinyurl.com/yyedc4sp

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

109 For example, the UK is trying to spread migrants out into the far suburbs, and Muslim leaders are insisting that rural dog owners not allow their dogs in public, use a leash at all times, and not be allowed in rural parks or populated areas. They are also insisting on this in Canada.

And far, far too many people will go along with it, because they fear being called racist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:11 PM (qRla/)

110 The Prophet called for the death of dogs after one thwarted his midnight tryst with his boyfriend,
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:10 PM (DKe4e)

Al-Zutt alors!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 04:11 PM (1z8ji)

111
Hey, you! Pick up that butt!
Posted by: Eromero

You can take the Chief out of the Navy, but you can't take the Chief out of the man's personality. I was thinking it too, but I'm late to the party pal.

Happy 4th Eromero.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 03, 2026 04:11 PM (QVmho)

112 Wait is Taylor's bash today or tomorrow? If its today the celebs and their watchers can enjoy the spectacle and not be interfering with independence day.

If it is tomorrow and they are outing themselves as being about celebrity and not about country, well then they are outing themselves; people who care can vote with their entertainment dollars.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (PV+Zw)

113 The Prophet called for the death of dogs after one thwarted his midnight tryst with his boyfriend,
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2026 04:10 PM (DKe4e)

Al-Zutt alors!


I think you mean All Mutt Amores!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

114 Wow, just checked my F book page... every other post was about a historic heat wave...

and globull warmering...

Uh... we're at least 10 degrees BELOW normal here...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (mP0Kj)

115 Just 60 more Hammer films to go!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (uO3MK)

116 Raymond Ibraham explains - The Queer Origins of Muslim Hate for Dogs: A Prophet, a Gay Lover, and a Puppy

https://youtu.be/ZXCYh7TcKUw

(conclusion at 8:32)

Now you know, the rest of the story!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1)

117 "The Prophet called for the death of dogs after one thwarted his midnight tryst with his boyfriend,
Posted by: Anna Puma "

That nose was cold!

Posted by: Mo at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (MWfyi)

118 For example, the UK is trying to spread migrants out into the far suburbs, and Muslim leaders are insisting that rural dog owners not allow their dogs in public, use a leash at all times, and not be allowed in rural parks or populated areas. They are also insisting on this in Canada.
Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)
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The old "Do this, or .....ELSE" threat. The "New Left" admires this ploy so much, the Maoists are proudly wearing keffiyehs in solidarity with their fellow totalitarians.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

119 117 "The Prophet called for the death of dogs after one thwarted his midnight tryst with his boyfriend,
Posted by: Anna Puma "

That nose was cold!

Posted by: Mo



And I have no idea how that peanut butter got there.

Posted by: Also Mo at July 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Riz8t)

120 Ever wonder why so many of these CDLs are "no name givens"? It's almost certainly to help facilitate more than one driver using the same CDL.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

An explanation I read is that some of these guys come from regions/countries that don’t use family names so they literally only have one name.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

121

The evil people who are trying to change our country are trying to get people to not trust our instincts.

Trust your instincts, they are correct.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:14 PM (/QHx4)

122 120 An explanation I read is that some of these guys come from regions/countries that don’t use family names so they literally only have one name.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

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"Coming alone? No family? Han...Solo..."
-Imperial immigration officer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 04:14 PM (uO3MK)

123 An explanation I read is that some of these guys come from regions/countries that don’t use family names so they literally only have one name.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

Then use "shithole" as a last name. "Mohammed Shithole" on the CDL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1z8ji)

124 Well!

My greedy little dog just snatched a slice of pizza out of my hand.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:16 PM (qRla/)

125 Ever wonder why so many of these CDLs are "no name givens"? It's almost certainly to help facilitate more than one driver using the same CDL.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

An explanation I read is that some of these guys come from regions/countries that don’t use family names so they literally only have one name.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)
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I've heard that explanation too. I don't believe it. Other than these CDL holders, every single other person from India, or Pakistan, or Africa, or whatever other shithole country the CDL holders are from, that I've ever met (or even heard of) has a last name.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

126

Cowboy State News site lets you know what is going on in Wyoming.

There was a horrific crash on a state road a few days ago that was caused by a semi pulling a couple of tankers.

No info yet about if it was an illegal driving the truck.

It will be interesting to know who was driving.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 04:17 PM (/QHx4)

127 Now that we've seen what can be, I don't think we'd agree to go back.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

They will, and they won't.

Somebody from the GOP, Vance or Rubio in all likelihood, will don the red crown of MAGA and immediately seek to coopt the movement on behalf of the Party that's been his nursing sow since he was but a young piglet.

Most of the prodigal faithful will return to the Mother Church and fill the plate when it's passed, and excoriate the ones who don't as schismatics - a tactic that historically worked, but no longer will.

Millions of us will flatly refuse to return to the fold - and it will be enough that the GOP ceases being a feasible national Party. Whether or not the populist movement survives the agonizing death of the Republican Party is anybody's guess, but that fight is going to be an ugly and bitter one and there will be a lot of bad blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 04:19 PM (BI5O2)

128 It’s gotta be confusing otherwise.
You’d have 500 men in one village named Omar or Muhammed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:19 PM (6ydKt)

129 Scandi's didn't use family names either. It was all Sven, son of Eric. When they came here they got called Sven Ericson, or Ericsen and the family name because Ericson or Ericsen etc. I'm surprised a CDL with "no name" is even valid. It should not be, even for staying only on blue shithole state highways.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 03, 2026 04:20 PM (PV+Zw)

130 It's not just the drivers. This is a good article on how they are hiding equipment problems

https://tinyurl.com/4xkdvbze

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2026 04:20 PM (bkuEU)

131 This week, Libs of TikTok exposed a registered Muslim nurse by the name “Ahlam” working for UTMB Health in Houston, Texas.

Ahlam posted a video online where she appeared to show how she would refuse to treat patients if they were watching Fox New
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What must they do to wake up America?
What country have they ever moved to and created an upgrade?
What country have they not degraded?
England is our canary.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 04:20 PM (ogcfP)

132 I think is quite possible - that whomever comes along in Trump's wake will be much more pliable.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 03:55 PM (qRla/)

More like plied but same difference.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 04:21 PM (vE0+H)

133 My greedy little dog just snatched a slice of pizza out of my hand.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:16 PM (qRla/)


Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/9ul7fvdcIYI

Posted by: far cry at July 03, 2026 04:21 PM (Q6P2R)

134 will be a lot of bad blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 04:19 PM (BI5O2)

You are really taking this Taylor Swift Day to heart

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vE0+H)

135 We could very well see a meteoric rise of some bastard no one has ever even heard of yet who will make people fondly recall the days of that great bipartisan moderate Trump.

I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 04:23 PM (Ot/FD)

136 8 Got a marinated NY strip steak waiting for me. It's almost hot enough on the deck, where the grills are, to just open the lid and toss it on the grate without turning it on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

For the city, car hood or pavement (once sprinkled liberally with hot pepper to keep away ants) on top of aluminum foil.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 04:23 PM (NFX2v)

137 Once the GOP no longer has some of its older, long-serving, members (you know who I mean) I think the rest of the party will fall in line once the younger generations fill leadership roles.

The Dems are undergoing the same process only they have radicalized their base through ‘education’ to such an extent that the next generation is mostly communist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 03, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

138 Someone is showing their beaver on a NOOD thread.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

139 _______

I've heard that explanation too. I don't believe it. Other than these CDL holders, every single other person from India, or Pakistan, or Africa, or whatever other shithole country the CDL holders are from, that I've ever met (or even heard of) has a last name.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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My CDL required a birth certificate and finger prints.
I think the term for today's requirements is 'benign neglect'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 04:26 PM (ogcfP)

140
I think the Uniparty will be unpleasantly surprised at how firm Vance or Rubio can be. Just because they don't rant and joke around like Trump doesn't mean they're not MAGA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:26 PM (mmrXZ)

141 Headline (New York Post):

"FBI infiltrated Gavin Newsom’s inner circle by convincing governor’s ally to wear a wire: lawyer"


Someone (please!) needs to come up with AI "wise guys" video of Newsom screaming "Who's the rat?!"

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 04:26 PM (rj6Yv)

142 that I've ever met (or even heard of) has a last name.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

They don't do last names in southern India. Most of them just use their dad's name kind of like a last name but not officially, or for when they come here. I think mostly telugu or tamil speaking areas do that. Something like that, anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 04:27 PM (Ot/FD)

143 Somebody from the GOP, Vance or Rubio in all likelihood, will don the red crown of MAGA and immediately seek to coopt the movement on behalf of the Party that's been his nursing sow since he was but a young piglet.

I agree. Trump is sui generis, and despite his flaws and missed opportunities (GITMO ought to be choked full of political traitors), whomever succeeds him will not be nearly as ballsy and bull-in-china-shop as he.

All I have left to live for (on the political front) is the day when the tumbrils roll and the left begs for a gentle, merciful POTUS like Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 04:27 PM (qRla/)

144 132 I think is quite possible - that whomever comes along in Trump's wake will be much more pliable.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 03, 2026 03:55 PM (qRla/)
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Trump's got two more years to train up Vance and Rubio.
He raised some good boys, he can do it again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 04:29 PM (ogcfP)

145 I think the Uniparty will be unpleasantly surprised at how firm Vance or Rubio can be. Just because they don't rant and joke around like Trump doesn't mean they're not MAGA.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 04:26

It's not a style thing. You don't serve your entire career in a Party whose only function within the political system is to thwart its own base, and then suddenly have an epiphany where you decide you don't actually hate them passionately like you always thought you did for all those years. They're Republicans first and foremost, and they'll return to form as soon as the renegade populist who hijacked the Party is finally out of the way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2026 04:32 PM (BI5O2)

146 The guy who played Lord Humongous has died. Kjell Nillson was a bodybuilder also. Australia is going downhill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 04:37 PM (itsE0)

147 Shootout between Australia and Egypt. Should have done that at the beginning of the match. Would have saved a lot of boredom

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 04:39 PM (itsE0)

148 Palantir is a major player in military AI. Alex Karp is the co-founder and CEO of the software firm Palantir. He's in the same homeroom as Musk as far as 'brainiacs' go. This is 19 minutes of him July 1, Interesting.
- "...The Palantir chief repeatedly framed the issue as one of national security, saying military customers and operators of critical infrastructure wanted greater control over AI models, computing resources and proprietary data.
“Those war fighters have serious trust issues,” Karp said, adding that private-sector companies were asking,

“‘Why would they get access to my data if they’re gonna build my alpha? Why wouldn’t I control the weights?’

"...when the Department of War goes to you and says, ‘I need this application’ – do they get to control the weights to do it, or do you get to the control the weights?

Are we really going to outsource the battlefield of this country to the consensus view in Silicon Valley? That is effing insane.”"-

https://tinyurl.com/4n7k6twf



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 04:55 PM (ogcfP)

149 They're Republicans first and foremost, and they'll return to form as soon as the renegade populist who hijacked the Party is finally out of the way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Have some faith. Trump's got two more years to put steel in their spines. He did it with his boys he can do it with these guys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ogcfP)

Karma for "Pranksters" Open Thread


Oh: And anti-MAGA bullies -- trantifa types -- are ending up in jail over their retarded Droog hyperviolence.

I linked this before: An angry Karen has road rage and physically assaults a man, and then discovers why, historically, women have generally not physically assaulted men.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




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1 FIRST!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 02:22 PM (fapp/)

2 I linked this before: An angry Karen has road rage and physically assaults a man, and then discovers why, historically, women have generally not physically assaulted men.

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Suplex!

Off the top rope!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:23 PM (uO3MK)

3

Metro Detroit News
@metrodetroitn
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21m
#BREAKING 🚨: At least 3 people were shot at Fairlane Mall in Dearborn Friday afternoon. There may have been two shooters, according to sources. We are working to gather more details. Stay with MDN.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:25 PM (kX27y)

4 I'm actually doing laundry and general cleaning, too, but somehow decent timing today.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 02:25 PM (NFX2v)

5 Anyone just not feeling it for the 250th? My parents are completely miserable and decided theres nothing worth celebrating because the commies are taking over and when will Trump deport the f&(iking terrorists already, and plus he needs to stop bombing Iran and start bombing NYC

they also canceled fireworks here due to dry air warnings, everyone is in a piss poor mood

Im having apple pie

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 02:26 PM (fapp/)

6 Grabbed a popsicle, watched the vid, and I’m still early!

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 02:27 PM (iaf7q)

7 Giy stabs me with a needle he better hope nothing is near me to beat him with

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Beaten to within an inch of their lives is best for these swine.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 03, 2026 02:28 PM (bdHbP)

9 Yeah we used to have an implicit social compact where men didn't hit women and women kept their hands to themselves.

FA and FO why we had that social compact when you get your dumbass ragdolled onto the pavement.

Posted by: ballistic at July 03, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

10 "An angry Karen has road rage and physically assaults a man, and then discovers why, historically, women have generally not physically assaulted men."

Props to that dude for being able to lift up that feral hog and do a quality body-slam while standing on a slippery, icy road.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

11 Anyone just not feeling it for the 250th?

Yeah, too dry here also. Just hoping idiots don't burn the place down, despite our local "crackdown" on fireworks...

Posted by: JQ at July 03, 2026 02:30 PM (rdVOm)

12 Celebrate 250

Read some Lewis and Clark
Cram read Revolution by Eric Metaxas
Poured a bottle of Bass on the ground for my homies.

Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2026 02:31 PM (fnZRl)

13
They can all move to Seattle or MPLS.

@MrAndyNgo
·
20h
Seattle’s socialist mayor is urging trans people to relocate to her city with promises of having cosmetic trans procedures covered by taxpayers through the state healthcare program for low-income residents.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)

14 What does turning over a TPUSA table at a college have to do with Jesus turning over tables of the money changers in the temple?.

And as far as the trans activist who supports killing Republicans I am offended that this person is wearing a cross ( scroll down) and saying this sort of thing.

https://tinyurl.com/yb6a2c79

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 02:31 PM (NCppy)

15 That last link is FAFO hall of fame material

Posted by: Doof at July 03, 2026 02:32 PM (QMAsf)

16 Bad its brutal heat wave going on this weekend

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)

17 5 Anyone just not feeling it for the 250th?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 02:26 PM (fapp/)
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My neighborhood/country club did their fireworks show last night and we enjoyed it with family and friends, so that helped get me in the mood. It's hot and sunny here today so I'm about to ice down some brewdogs and get in the pool, as that is what George Washington would want me to do, I think.

Posted by: ballistic at July 03, 2026 02:32 PM (oqH4h)

18 3

Metro Detroit News
@metrodetroitn
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21m
#BREAKING 🚨: At least 3 people were shot at Fairlane Mall in Dearborn Friday afternoon. There may have been two shooters, according to sources. We are working to gather more details. Stay with MDN.
Posted by: beckster
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Round up the usual suspects!

Posted by: Captain Reynaud at July 03, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)

19 Watched the video. Looks a little chilly back east.

Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2026 02:33 PM (fnZRl)

20 The odds of me making another quarter of a century in life are 100 to 1, so as this will be my last major Independence Day event. Ergo, I'm "feeling it."

None of us know how long we'll be sticking around. Please be grateful for this fine nation, the greatest in the world, and created against great odds. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 02:33 PM (NFX2v)

21 I'm saving my energy for the 300th anniversary when we celebrate the annual culling of the communists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:34 PM (uO3MK)

22 >>Grabbed a popsicle, watched the vid, and I’m still early!

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 02:27 PM

I'm going to start the water on my cucumbers, again, then reward myself with an orange popsicle. I got a new box of them yesterday. It's my lifelong favorite summer treat.

Posted by: huerfano at July 03, 2026 02:34 PM (VJX5o)

23 Three people shot? Pikers, four people shot down in Newburgh two nights ago. Not covered of course

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (itsE0)

24 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 02:33 PM (NFX2v)

Thank you for this post, L.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (NCppy)

25 21 I'm saving my energy for the 300th anniversary when we celebrate the annual culling of the communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Let us hope that it true.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (E4rtv)

26 I'm saving my energy for the 300th anniversary when we celebrate the annual culling of the communists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:34 PM (uO3MK)

No shit. Too bad we aren't starting this year. The founders would be stacking bodies by now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (snZF9)

27 It's so hot in D.C. they just shut down the Great American Fair until at least 5pm tonight.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (kX27y)

28 Pranksters of these sort should be subject to beating within an inch of their lives by the victim.

Posted by: Clout chasers. We don't need their scum. at July 03, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)

29 I'm going to start the water on my cucumbers, again, then reward myself with an orange popsicle. I got a new box of them yesterday. It's my lifelong favorite summer treat.

Posted by: huerfano at July 03, 2026 02:34 PM (VJX5o)

Those things are like crack.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 02:36 PM (snZF9)

30 23 Three people shot? Pikers, four people shot down in Newburgh two nights ago. Not covered of course
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Captain Reynaud's cops are going to be busy this weekend it seems. Course, the usual suspects these days are dindu nuffins.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:36 PM (E4rtv)

31 Looks like a lot of our Commentators are absent, presumably preparing for the upcoming Kelce-Swift nuptials extravaganza.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)

32 >>The founders would be stacking bodies by now.

Yep.

Buzzards got to eat, same as worms.

Posted by: JQ at July 03, 2026 02:38 PM (rdVOm)

33 27 It's so hot in D.C. they just shut down the Great American Fair until at least 5pm tonight.
Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (kX27y)
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When did this heat weenie shit start?

Back when I was living and working in DC 15-20 years ago, it got hotter than satan's furnace on a yearly basis and the humidity was high enough to choke a donkey. Nobody did shit any differently other than buy Gold Bond in Costco-size tubs. Now it gets hot and nobody can cope? Softer than Charmin.

Posted by: ballistic at July 03, 2026 02:38 PM (oqH4h)

34

We are in a drought here in SW Wyoming.

Last Independence Day fireworks were banned because of the wildfire threat.

Some of the asshole neighbors here don't give a shit. They might give a shit when their house burns down but it will be other people's houses that burn down.

I read last night how many places across the country are very dry.

Be alert everyone and be safe. We live in a great country so let's not burn it down.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:38 PM (/QHx4)

35 Had one of those little individual size apple pies in the freezer, and some vanilla ice cream. Didn't quite make it to the 4th. There was coffee, what the hell.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 03, 2026 02:39 PM (sl73Y)

36 Duncanthrax

No, we are all watching FIFA soccer.

*LOL*
*Snort*

I said it with a straight face, even.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2026 02:40 PM (u82oZ)

37 four seasons

A lot of fires from Colorado to the West are set by bad people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 03, 2026 02:41 PM (u82oZ)

38 Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:38 PM (/QHx4)

I sure would like to be in Wyoming - I've only fond memories of that wonderful state.

Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2026 02:42 PM (fnZRl)

39 After the Bicentennial, I decided that I was going to live to be 111 so that I could see the Tricentennial. Don’t think I’m gonna make it.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

40 wtf

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2026 02:43 PM (LHPAg)

41 This story from Louisiana is why we must retake our cities.


ProsecutorsPodcast
@ProsecutorsPod
·
17h
Wild situation in Louisiana. In a nutshell, the mayor and city counsel of New Orleans want to do something that's probably illegal. The AG sends a letter saying, "Hey, that's illegal. Don't do that." The New Orleans government then convenes a grand jury and has the AG indicted for threatening them! Good old New Orleans.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:43 PM (E4rtv)

42 Someone stabs me with a needle one of us is winding up with a broken face.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (RIvkX)

43 Round up the usual suspects!
Posted by: Captain Reynaud at

Always imagined Reynaud drove a Renault, one of those little roundy box late fifties jobbies.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (sl73Y)

44 FAFO is so fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)

45
NaCly,

You are right. Oldest son is the coordinator for the wildfires in Utah and Wyoming.

It is scary and we pray everyday for the safety of people and our son.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (/QHx4)

46 44 FAFO is so fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)

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She was just keepin' it real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (uO3MK)

47 four seasons - are you getting any smoke from the Utah fires?

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (kX27y)

48 With four speed on the column.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (sl73Y)

49 Lousiana Supreme Court quashed the local New Orleans grand jury and the local DA as Gov. Jeff Landry stood ready to pardon the Lousiana AG if they tried to arrest her.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (E4rtv)

50 🚨: At least 3 people were shot at Fairlane Mall in Dearborn Friday afternoon


Stay alert. Head on a swivel.
'Murica!!! Hell yeah!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 02:45 PM (2WIwB)

51 Always imagined Reynaud drove a Renault, one of those little roundy box late fifties jobbies.
Posted by: From about That Time

Tongue twister, Reynaud's Renault rode roughly round the rugged range.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)

52

13times,

Wyoming is a wonderful state.

The feeling of freedom here is wonderful.

It's sad every state in our country doesn't have that feeling of freedom.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:47 PM (/QHx4)

53 I sure would like to be in Wyoming
Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2026 02:42 PM


I would have liked to have seen Montana!

Posted by: zombie Capt. 2nd Rank Vasily Borodin at July 03, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

54 A French ‘influencer’

Obama had a son?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 02:47 PM (Kt19C)

55 All those prank assholes should end up in jail where they can be pranked in the shower by Big Leroy. I despise these people. Watching that poor girl get fake-fired I seriously wanted to hit that douche in the face with a tire iron.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

56 52

13times,

Wyoming is a wonderful state.

The feeling of freedom here is wonderful.

It's sad every state in our country doesn't have that feeling of freedom.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:47 PM (/QHx4)

=====

My (much) younger brother went to Wyoming Catholic in Lander.

He got a cowboy hat instead of a mortarboard at graduation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:48 PM (uO3MK)

57 You know, it really ought to be July 2-4 Independence Day Celebration! Because the Continental Congress voted for Independence on July 2, 1776! And then Jefferson made some edits and the declaration was adopted on the 4th. But the vote was on July 2, 1776! So there you go. Party like it's 1776 , "with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other ..." !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 02:48 PM (nb5Yq)

58 >>>Anyone just not feeling it for the 250th?

>Parade, rodeo and fireworks. And drunk drivers. No thanks, I can walk in this small town.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 02:48 PM (fkjGs)

59 Was just at my local Costco. The seige of Alesia had nothing on this place today. Self check out wound all the way back to the paper products in the back of the store. Did get myself a nice Gaulic torc though.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 02:48 PM (4HIjh)

60 While we wait for facts to come out of the Dearborn Mall shooting, I was just wondering, if the mall is firmly in the boundaries of the dar al-Islam, are the usual mall shenanigans by 'youths' tolerated, or is everyone on their best behavior (i.e. hijab wives walk two paces behind their husband, etc.) not wanting to offend the sharia mall cops?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

61 It's so hot in D.C. they just shut down the Great American Fair until at least 5pm tonight.
Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:35 PM (kX27y)
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I read an article this morning bragging that every booth had A/C. I guess it doesn't matter much when the outdoor temp at the Mall is the inside of a working EZ Bake oven.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 02:50 PM (rj6Yv)

62 We just cracked 95°, I'm out back under the shade tree, sipping my tonic with lime, reading Stanleyville book when not reading comments.
Not moving much, granted.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 03, 2026 02:50 PM (sl73Y)

63 People around here seem pretty stoked for 250th. The fireworks tents around the area have been doing a brisk business even though the stuff's horribly expensive now. My son-in-law dropped about $400 on fireworks, his neighbor probably twice that.

I'm trying to convince my wife to go over to their place but she's not someone who enjoys good explosives at close range.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 02:50 PM (jehhT)

64 Pranksters of these sort should be subject to beating within an inch of their lives by the victim.
Posted by: Clout chasers. We don't need their scum. at July 03, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)

Note: 3/4" beyond "dead" counts as "within an inch".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 02:50 PM (1z8ji)

65 It was a great and courageous thing they did, those founding fathers. They knew the consequences, they knew that the Empire won't let go just like that, that they would have to fight for it. And then did it anyway.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 02:51 PM (nb5Yq)

66 I'm saving my energy for the 300th anniversary when we celebrate the annual culling of the communists.

***************

The game Fallout 76 has a timeline that covers 2076. Since it's multi player i have a lot of fun grinding to get the nuke codes so I can nuke the camps of other players with pride flags as their avatars off the map

very cathartic

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 02:51 PM (fapp/)

67
Normally I don't like the idea of a guy getting busted just for lipping off at a cop, but in this case...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)

68 One July week a very long time ago branches of our family tree met in Yellowstone. Both sets of grandparents, uncles and aunts; cattle ranchers and apple growers.

They're all dead now, but warm memories persist.

Posted by: 13times at July 03, 2026 02:52 PM (fnZRl)

69 Ranger 😂

Posted by: ballistic at July 03, 2026 02:52 PM (oqH4h)

70 I definitely feel like things could have been much bigger in celebration, but we are just so dang balkanized and this is just one way it’s manifesting. We are having a big fireworks celebration tomorrow over the Mobile Bay and our local orchestra is going to play a concert before the fireworks. I am looking forward to that. Meanwhile, I have done my part. Our house has a wraparound porch and I have put great big buntings around it, plus a 24” Americana wreath.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 02:52 PM (Wmg4n)

71 If I make it to the big celebration, I’ll be 99.
Could happen - my dad made it to 98 and my uncle to 101. Of course, neither was particularly lucid.
I’ve got that part covered already.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 02:53 PM (iaf7q)

72 Im planning to celebrate the 250th for the entire year, since it aligns with my 30th, well 29.9th birthday, which i will also be celebrating all year, until i reach my 29.99th birthday

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 02:53 PM (fapp/)

73 Wild situation in Louisiana. In a nutshell, the mayor and city counsel of New Orleans want to do something that's probably illegal. The AG sends a letter saying, "Hey, that's illegal. Don't do that." The New Orleans government then convenes a grand jury and has the AG indicted for threatening them! Good old New Orleans.
Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:43 PM (E4rtv)

Governor needs to send State Police to arrest mayor and council.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 02:54 PM (1z8ji)

74 Pranskters. I hate pranks. At best the concept is making someone feel foolish for trusting you. Why would you ever want to do that? Life is hard enough without that crap.
Fire. Getting closer here, and the wind direction forecast goes toward us from the fire for a bit. If the wind is not too bad, and the efforts of all those working this thing bear fruit...anyway, have the people and their irreplacables out of the house and on the way to a friend's place. Now for some last minute mitigation efforts, then I'm bugging-out, too!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 03, 2026 02:54 PM (zKkya)

75
@overton_news
·
51m
Victor Davis Hanson says he knows he’ll get in trouble for saying it, but many of the Democrats’ most radical voices are first or second-generation immigrants from FAILED nations.

Ilhan Omar, AOC, Mamdani, Chevalier.

Hanson argues they learned early that trashing America gets them protected and advanced by the left.

HANSON: “One of the things that's not being talked about and I know I'll get criticized for this but here it is...”

“If you look at the candidates, Chevalier, and AOC, and Rashida Tlaib, and Mamdani, and I could go on...”

“But the kingpins, they’re first or second generation...immigrants. And they come from areas that, to be candid and a little blunt, are failed miserable places, such as Ghana or the Caribbean, or many Latin American countries, or Mexico.”

“Almost 50-60% of them are.”

“So they come to this country either with their parents or their parents came and they were born. And they sense, they put their feelers up...and they learn very early on that if you trash this country, the left will protect you and advance you.”

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:55 PM (kX27y)

76 Pranksters of these sort should be subject to beating within an inch of their lives by the victim.

Somebody grabs my dog and runs away and he's gonna gain some weight. A hundred and fifteen grains to be precise.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2026 02:55 PM (vTZFs)

77 Normally I don't like the idea of a guy getting busted just for lipping off at a cop, but in this case...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

Yea, I kinda liked watching that pasty-white little shit get smacked down by the swarthy cop. I think what finally did it for the cop was when the shit took a step towards him while threatening him. I'll allow the cop's reaction.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

78 55 All those prank assholes should end up in jail where they can be pranked in the shower by Big Leroy. I despise these people. Watching that poor girl get fake-fired I seriously wanted to hit that douche in the face with a tire iron.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July



Agree wholeheartedly. Being cruel, mean and nasty for laughs or clicks is repulsive. And really not funny. I don’t even like the America Funniest Home Videos showing wipeouts and various humiliations, mostly of children. I just don’t tend to laugh at other peoples injuries. Especially when they are staged.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 02:56 PM (yEz+x)

79

beckster,

Yes we are. Yesterday afternoon I smelled smoke from a wildfire somewhere. It is scary when you don't know if it's nearby or from somewhere else. I whined to Hubby about it and he said someone has a campfire somewhere else.

Why are some people assholes who don't care about other people?

It only takes one spark and many people suffer from that.





Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:56 PM (/QHx4)

80 VDH - continued:

“And no matter how much money you have — AOC’s parents were pretty affluent. Ilhan Omar claims she was worth $30 million. Mamdani’s a multimillionaire settler colonialist from Uganda.”

“And when you look at all of them, they have nothing but contempt.”

“Then don’t come! There’s no reason you have to come. You came here because it was prosperous and safe, and there was not inbred tribal racism as in all these countries.”

“Apparently, the people came with Ilhan Omar because they were on the side of the genocidal [Mohamed] Siad Barre.”

“They keep saying genocide, genocide! The only person that really is a genocidal maniac was Siad Barre, the head of the Somali government, of which a lot of these immigrants’ parents were part of, including Ilhan Omar.”

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 02:57 PM (kX27y)

81 Always imagined Reynaud drove a Renault, one of those little roundy box late fifties jobbies.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 03, 2026 02:44 PM (sl73Y)

Given the era, it was most likely one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/4unnk6ab

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 02:57 PM (1z8ji)

82 Pranksters of these sort should be subject to beating within an inch of their lives by the victim.
Posted by: Clout chasers. We don't need their scum. at July 03, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)

Note: 3/4" beyond "dead" counts as "within an inch".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 02:50 PM


Gentlemen, please! Given the ongoing FIFA Euroweenie futbol tournament, AND the close proximity to Pride Month, please show some respect and use metric units.

And please, no jokes about how if G*d wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)

83 Victor Davis Hanson says he knows he’ll get in trouble for saying it, but many of the Democrats’ most radical voices are first or second-generation immigrants from FAILED nations.

Ilhan Omar, AOC, Mamdani, Chevalier.

Hanson argues they learned early that trashing America gets them protected and advanced by the left.

==

Well, sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 02:58 PM (nb5Yq)

84 83 Well, sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 02:58 PM (nb5Yq)

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Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:58 PM (uO3MK)

85 Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:58 PM


Hot iron heals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 03:00 PM (0sNs1)

86 four seasons, stay safe and yes, smelling smoke not knowing where it's coming from in your situation would not make me happy. Campfires? Are those even allowed now in your situation??

We almost lost our home in the 1991 Oakland Hills fire. To this day, when I smell smoke, I have to force myself to not panic.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:00 PM (kX27y)

87 Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 02:58 PM (uO3MK)

huh, which Supreme Court Justice said that ??

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:00 PM (nb5Yq)

88 Headline (NewsMax):

"Hormuz Ship Transits Quadruple as Trump Plan Works"


Excerpt:

"According to Lloyd's List Intelligence, total vessel movements — including so-called "dark voyages," in which ships disable GPS tracking to reduce the risk of being targeted — rose to 258 transits during the week ending June 28.

That compares with just 41 voyages during the opening week of the crisis in March."

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

89 88 Headline (NewsMax):

"Hormuz Ship Transits Quadruple as Trump Plan Works"


Excerpt:

"According to Lloyd's List Intelligence, total vessel movements — including so-called "dark voyages," in which ships disable GPS tracking to reduce the risk of being targeted — rose to 258 transits during the week ending June 28.

That compares with just 41 voyages during the opening week of the crisis in March."

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

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But the IRGC put out a press release saying otherwise.

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:01 PM (uO3MK)

90 @88 How many billions did Iran get for that ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:02 PM (nb5Yq)

91 Deeply saddened and disillusioned this week. I had envisioned AoSHQ as a fortified, secret, luxurious compound ala International Rescue HQ in Thunderbirds. COBS visiting regularly on their spaceplanes to both consult and colaborate.I come to learn that Ace is just some guy who lives in an apartment with crows, questionable shelving and weak AC. I may never recover.

Posted by: Lowly Lurker at July 03, 2026 03:03 PM (nPp6w)

92 >>> Note: 3/4" beyond "dead" counts as "within an inch".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 02:50 PM (1z8ji)


This checks out.

Posted by: Miracle Max at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (3uBP9)

93 90 @88 How many billions did Iran get for that ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:02 PM (nb5Yq)

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Well, people were saying that Iran would get $300 billion wired to them the second they signed the MOU.

But now everyone is saying that Iran has received...nothing.

And that the US is willing to unfreeze $3 billion of the $12 billion in frozen assets if Iran simply abides by the MOU and stops threatening the strait.

Oh, and Iran can't sell its oil. No one wants to buy shit oil from terrorists at market prices, especially after the world moved on (demand destruction in Asia) and found new sources (us, mostly).

Literally every single horror story of the MOU being a giant win for Iran was...bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (uO3MK)

94 Got a thunderstorm coming over. It will cool the temperature some but the lightning may cause the electricity to go off. Hope not. My satellite TV is off and on. Oh well, the rain is good for the farmers.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (IY9No)

95

TJM,

That is awesome!

Our four grandchildren only know about Wyoming.

True Wyoming kids who we see playing in the snow barefoot, lol.

We pray they will realize how blessed they are to grow up here and will make a difference in our country when they are adults.'


Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (/QHx4)

96 Given the era, it was most likely one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/4unnk6ab
Posted by: Alberta Oil

That's a pretty car.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (sl73Y)

97 Reading a article at Federalist on this Birther Tourism call by the Supreme Robes
Says its possible 1,000,000 Chinese are legally Americans

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

98 Now, he's a good immigrant -

Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD
@houmanhemmati
·
Mr. Mamdani,

If America is truly “an arena of supremacy” that persecutes its people, why did you come here from Uganda instead of staying in India or building your vision where you were born?

America is like our child.

As parents and citizens who chose her, we have a sacred duty to criticize her quietly when she falls short—so we can help her grow stronger and wiser. But we also have a duty to publicly praise her, celebrate her, defend her, and stand with her—especially on her 250th birthday.

You don’t trash your own kid to the whole world on her big day. That’s not love. That’s not leadership. That’s ingratitude.

I was rescued by this country as a small child. She gave my family freedom, opportunity, and a chance to thrive when we had nothing. I owe her everything. And with that gratitude comes the obligation to serve her, protect her, and make her better every single day—not tear her down in public on the day we celebrate everything she has given the world.

Happy 250th Birthday, America. I will always choose to lift you up.

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)

99 "Hey, that's illegal. Don't do that." The New Orleans government then convenes a grand jury and has the AG indicted for threatening them! Good old New Orleans.
Posted by: whig at July 03, 2026 02:43 PM (E4rtv)

Governor needs to send State Police to arrest mayor and council.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 02:54 PM (1z8ji)
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Can we think bigger? NOLA responds by sending city cops to arrest the Gov, who, in turn orders the NG to detain anyone identifying as a Democrat politician in New Orleans. Then slow walk arraignments.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 03, 2026 03:05 PM (XfxDj)

100 Happy 4th suckers!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 03, 2026 03:05 PM (XfxDj)

101 Arrest videos..meh. Wake me when people start flying their dead bodies like a kite at the end of a mag dump.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 03:06 PM (snZF9)

102 Iran is letting it all flow for nothing! 40 billion barrels, and they get nothing! amazing!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:07 PM (nb5Yq)

103 94 Got a thunderstorm coming over. It will cool the temperature some but the lightning may cause the electricity to go off. Hope not. My satellite TV is off and on. Oh well, the rain is good for the farmers.
Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 03:04 PM (IY9No)

Thanks for posting the publius update yesterday.

I carried over your post to the next thread...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 03:07 PM (Sco7b)

104 We pray they will realize how blessed they are to grow up here and will make a difference in our country when they are adults.'

**********************

Ive been to Wyoming several times and the only thing I can remember from all of my visits there was the wind.

It. Never. Stops.

Cheyenne is awesome though, but too close to Denver which is assho

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 03:07 PM (fapp/)

105 Ok, it's 50 million barrels.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:08 PM (nb5Yq)

106 Headline (CNN):

"Some federal employees bristle at America’s 250th birthday festivities after year of agonizing government overhaul"

I read the article. There's a whole lot of bristling going on by the taxpayer-funded federal, working or laid off, underworkedforce.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:09 PM (rj6Yv)

107 102 Iran is letting it all flow for nothing! 40 billion barrels, and they get nothing! amazing!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:07 PM (nb5Yq)

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They're not letting anything.

They can't control the strait. We destroyed their capabilities, and Iran keeps putting out press releases that they control the strait.

In response, the US navy set up a safety corridor on the Omani side of the strait and do regular runs with tankers and have for a few weeks. Military flyers are getting what qualifies as combat time in the air flying Apaches for hours every night in the escort.

The problem for Iran is that they stole three cargo vessels, have fired randomly at third-nation property, and have generally acted like retarded, inbred third-worlders in response to their complete collapse of leverage over the past 6 months or so.

Oh, and their GDP has collapsed by at least 50%, they can't import food (half of what they ate was imported), and the population might actually already be starving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:10 PM (uO3MK)

108 >>> Ive been to Wyoming several times and the only thing I can remember from all of my visits there was the wind.

It. Never. Stops.

Cheyenne is awesome though, but too close to Denver which is assho
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at July 03, 2026 03:07 PM (fapp/)


Growing up in Kansas, if the wind ever stops something bad is getting ready to happen like the sky falling or disco coming back. Animals start acting weird and birds get quiet.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 03, 2026 03:10 PM (3uBP9)

109 Elric, just curious, do you think Mad-manny's commie picks would have been elected without his coveted endorsement? I'm wondering how much real political influence he has, or how much there's simply a (small, hopefully) commie wave.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 03, 2026 02:32 PM (mmrXZ)
_____

Yes, they would have. Like Trump, Bombdaddy didn't create a movement. He capitalized on an existing movement, one in this case which has been gestating inside the Democrap party for 50 years.

All these primaries have almost zero turnout, and are almost certainly controlled by the party bosses. Nobody gets elected in NYC without the will of the party and the real power in NYC: Wall Street and big business in general.

The idea that an endorsement by a guy who nobody ever heard of a year ago, and who barely won his election against a hated and damaged opponent, was the deciding factor in any of these DSA wins seems highly unlikely to me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

110 Temp peaked at 100°, cooled down to 99. Kid wants to go to the carnival tonight so I will head out and buy tickets in advance.
Accomack feels free.

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:12 PM (GbONR)

111 >>> Oh, and their GDP has collapsed by at least 50%, they can't import food (half of what they ate was imported), and the population might actually already be starving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:10 PM (uO3MK)


Killing off their non-regime population is a feature not a bug.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 03, 2026 03:12 PM (3uBP9)

112 I am ok with whatever Trump is doing, because I know it is all BS to get the economics in check for the midterms. But the lying and gaslighting that is going along with treating the so called MOU as some kind of big diplomatic achievement, and contempt for those who question its veracity is what is disgusting to me.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2026 03:13 PM (nb5Yq)

113 I was absolutely blown away by the scenery in Wyoming when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

114 111 >>> Oh, and their GDP has collapsed by at least 50%, they can't import food (half of what they ate was imported), and the population might actually already be starving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:10 PM (uO3MK)


Killing off their non-regime population is a feature not a bug.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 03, 2026 03:12 PM (3uBP9)

=======

Starving mobs aren't good for much.

But they are good for killing regime figures.

Bad at organizing political systems afterwards, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:13 PM (uO3MK)

115 I did see Mamdani's speech, well part of it on MS Now.

Huge desk. He looked like a child behind it with 5 DEI lackeys standing to either side.

The liberals always want their heroes to have 'THEIR BIG, PRESIDENTIAL MOMENT' even if it's phony.

For Obama, it was after the one school shooting where they put on that bizarre memorial with everything under the sun but prayers. It was supposed to be Zero's chance to shine and bring the nation together but it was just stupid.

He wasn't called shit-Midas for nothing...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 03:13 PM (Sco7b)

116 It takes one drone hit to close the straight. HR won’t risk the crew.

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:14 PM (GbONR)

117

Unmasked Ranger,

Yes, the wind is amazing here.

Wyoming isn't perfect because we do have big cities here that try to run everything.

I was horrified to learn how many mosques we have here in Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 03:14 PM (/QHx4)

118 116 It takes one drone hit to close the straight. HR won’t risk the crew.

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:14 PM (GbONR)

=======

There was a drone hit last week.

Traffic didn't even slow down.

So, no, it doesn't just take one drone strike to stop it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:14 PM (uO3MK)

119 Thanks Stateless. I was so proud she was doing better.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 03:16 PM (IY9No)

120 Huge desk. He looked like a child behind it with 5 DEI lackeys standing to either side.

It was reported he's surrounded by new citizens but I don't believe it.......

Posted by: beckster at July 03, 2026 03:16 PM (kX27y)

121 And the drones Iran does have are GPS guided.

It essentially takes blind luck to hit a ship with them.

Also, the US keeps hitting sites where drones get launched from. There are reports that Iran has completely given up on radar and are using speed boats to find boats now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:16 PM (uO3MK)

122
Seattle’s socialist mayor is urging trans people to relocate to her city with promises of having cosmetic trans procedures covered by taxpayers through the state healthcare program for low-income residents.
Posted by: beckster


Trannies hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 03:17 PM (Cqx++)

123 "Huge desk. He looked like a child behind it with 5 DEI lackeys standing to either side."

Supposedly George Washington's desk.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 03:19 PM (lJ0H4)

124 The Australian soccer player who just scored the goal tying the game with Egypt 1-1 is named Mohammed?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2026 03:19 PM (2ap+5)

125 Oh, and the Navy added the USS Boxer to the arena. It's an amphibious assault vessel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:19 PM (uO3MK)

126 Still about 1/3 of normal volume

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (GbONR)

127 The pathological need for the MOU to fail is perplexing. To what purpose?

It's not like we haven't heard the same sky is falling bit at least a thousand times in the last month.

Get a new spiel. It was boring after the first few days.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv)

128 And the drones Iran does have are GPS guided.

It essentially takes blind luck to hit a ship with them.

Also, the US keeps hitting sites where drones get launched from. There are reports that Iran has completely given up on radar and are using speed boats to find boats now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:16 PM (uO3MK)
====

We control the GPS systems. The Europes and the ME states are complaining about the whacka-whacka GPS readings. And the US Navy is essentialy convoying the commercial traffic, which means our counter-measures are getting on-the-job engineering refinements.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

129 Hello Horde. I went to a nearby town's celebration for a little while today, just to see the speeches and the reenactors firing muskets and cannon. It was too bloody hot to stay out there any longer but I did avail myself of brisket mac & cheese and ice cream. I'll go to the fireworks show in my own little town tomorrow night. I love small town America.

I also celebrated this morning by firing up my electric chainsaw for the first time to cut up a very large branch that fell in the yard yesterday. It worked nicely for this purpose and I still have all my appendages.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (hPLSE)

130 It’s not the same as the bicentennial, because I’m not fifty years younger and surrounded by family (the adults of whom are doing the work of making it a celebration). But I have been typing in several orations and commemorations on the deaths of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson on the Jubilee, July 4, 1826. They have been almost invariably inspiring.

The contemporary and successive generations of men will disappear. In the long laps of ages, the Tribes of America, like those of Greece and Rome, may pass away. The fabric of American Freedom, like all things human, however firm and fair, may crumble into dust. But the cause in which these our Fathers shone is immortal. They did that, to which no age, no people of reasoning men, can be indifferent. Their eulogy will be uttered in other languages when those we speak, like us who speak them, shall be all forgotten.—Edward Everett, August 1, 1826.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (kYmoU)

131 Just read Mamdani speech
Fkin Marxists Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 03:21 PM (Ia/+0)

132 I read the article. There's a whole lot of bristling going on by the taxpayer-funded federal, working or laid off, underworkedforce.
Posted by: mrp

Wait til after the midterms. Shit WILL happen, I predict.

Posted by: Bob at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (q6tQZ)

133 And the drones Iran does have are GPS guided.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:16 PM (uO3MK)

Did they not know that the dithering of GPS was a central feature of the commercialization of GPS?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (dK+Kv)

134 Surprised about mosques in Wyoming. Who the hell goes there? Lotta muzzies in Wyoming?

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (Gqar8)

135 126 Still about 1/3 of normal volume

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (GbONR)

========

Nearly half of normal volume was rerouted within days. 8.9 million barrels per day rerouted through existing pipelines (mostly a Saudi pipeline that went from 500K a day to 7 million a day).

Combine that with demand destruction in Asia, increased production in other places, and you had the early recipe for a very quick oversupply of oil. Signs obvious months ago.

Our exports exploded. They've actually crashed in the last few weeks because we have oversupply already.

EIA put out a report saying that they expect Brent to sell at $57 per barrel through the end of the year and to sell for about $52 per barrel in 2027.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (uO3MK)

136 Some of these people need a 2x4 to the side of their heads for assaulting and battering like that, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

137 Just read Mamdani speech
Fkin Marxists Propaganda
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 03:21 PM (Ia/+0)

What do you expect from a pig but a grunt?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2026 03:23 PM (1z8ji)

138 128 We control the GPS systems. The Europes and the ME states are complaining about the whacka-whacka GPS readings. And the US Navy is essentialy convoying the commercial traffic, which means our counter-measures are getting on-the-job engineering refinements.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

=====

But, remember, Iran embarrassed us and destroyed all US assets within 1000 miles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:23 PM (uO3MK)

139 The pathological need for the MOU to fail is perplexing. To what purpose?

It's not like we haven't heard the same sky is falling bit at least a thousand times in the last month.

Get a new spiel. It was boring after the first few days.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv)
_______

Because even for some on our side, the hair must always be on fire, the sky must always be falling, the end must always be near, and the hot chick at the bar must always be a secret tranny.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

140 Supposedly George Washington's desk.
Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 03:19 PM (lJ0H4)

Freddie. Not George.

Posted by: Warai-"Boom Boom"-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (Ot/FD)

141 139 Because even for some on our side, the hair must always be on fire, the sky must always be falling, the end must always be near, and the hot chick at the bar must always be a secret tranny.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

======

But enough about Bonchie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (uO3MK)

142 Some of these people need a 2x4 to the side of their heads for assaulting and battering like that, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

That's a little harsh for the people wishing failure on the Iran negotiations, but if you think it will work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

143 135

EIA put out a report saying that they expect Brent to sell at $57 per barrel through the end of the year and to sell for about $52 per barrel in 2027.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (uO3MK)


Gas prices will PLUMMET!!! I kid, of course.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar8)

144 To live with fame
The Gods allow to many, but to die,
With equal lustre is a blessing heaven
Selects from all the choicest boons of fate,
And with a sparing hand on few bestows.


—quoted by William T. Barry, August 15, 1826.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:25 PM (kYmoU)

145 I just finished up a bit of yard work. Maybe 20 minutes. Just brutal for this old man. Even the pool's warm. Not really all that refreshing. But glad it's there.

*wipes brow* whew...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 03:25 PM (jehhT)

146 143 135

EIA put out a report saying that they expect Brent to sell at $57 per barrel through the end of the year and to sell for about $52 per barrel in 2027.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:22 PM (uO3MK)


Gas prices will PLUMMET!!! I kid, of course.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar

======

Crack spreads will close by the end of summer, and yeah, gas prices probably will crash as seasonal demand towards autumn goes down from the heights of summer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 03, 2026 03:26 PM (uO3MK)

147 Because even for some on our side, the hair must always be on fire, the sky must always be falling, the end must always be near, and the hot chick at the bar must always be a secret tranny.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

For people harvesting clicks, sure. But here? What do you think you're accomplishing?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:26 PM (dK+Kv)

148 Or are they just mouthing the thoughts that the so-called thought leaders are putting in their brains?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:26 PM (dK+Kv)

149 Handing out 50/50 Popsicles here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (afJtY)

150 That's a little harsh for the people wishing failure on the Iran negotiations, but if you think it will work.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

Hey, man, I'm wishing they fail too.

In a good way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (Ot/FD)

151 I just finished up a bit of yard work. Maybe 20 minutes. Just brutal for this old man. Even the pool's warm. Not really all that refreshing. But glad it's there.

*wipes brow* whew...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I did most my garden chores before the sun hit it. Still only got half my buckwheat out. No groats. No problem, I'm after buckwheat honey!

Posted by: Bob at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (q6tQZ)

152 Hey, man, I'm wishing they fail too.

In a good way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (Ot/FD)

I'm goofing, you know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (dK+Kv)

153 Look at Ireland—whose green fields have been scorched by oppression… Look at India—where Ambition has reddened his hands in the blood of millions… would have you appreciate the freedom you enjoy, and the merits of those who gave it. I know that much, very much of the wrong which Britain inflicts upon others, results inevitably from her own condition. Her sense of justice yields to the necessities of her own excessive population. But this renders not her connexion the less disastrous. The Lion is indeed of noble nature, but when his own whelps cry out for hunger, let all beware of his embrace.

—Peleg Sprague, July, 1826.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:28 PM (kYmoU)

154 Deck thermometer says 103, on shady sidecof post that sun is hitting from.back side

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 03:28 PM (Ia/+0)

155

We live in the greatest country in the world.

I'm sickened over people trying to destroy our country.

You don't like it here LEAVE.

If we stopped giving our hard-earned money to the invaders a lot of this shit would stop.

We vote for people who we think will do what is right but we still get screwed.

Money is the root of evil.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (/QHx4)

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar8)

157 Bob, I apologize. I socked you earlier when I meant Bob from the NSA.
NO harm?

Posted by: Bob at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (q6tQZ)

158 All I said was Iran's regime remains in place and that might make it harder to knock out bitter clingers in Cuba and Venezuela if they think they can wait out and survive whatever US might do them.

Also, hit the Like button and Subscribe!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Dv3i1)

159 I'm goofing, you know.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (dK+Kv)

I should have put an overwrought "technically" in there, probably....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Ot/FD)

160

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

Shiny happy people?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ot/FD)

161 160

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

Shiny happy people?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Heh. The other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar8)

162 The Lion is indeed of noble nature, but when his own whelps cry out for hunger, let all beware of his embrace.

—Peleg Sprague, July, 1826.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:28 PM (kYmoU)
=======

The Treaty of Ghent was approved by the US Senate just 11 years earlier. Different times.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

163 159 I'm goofing, you know.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2026 03:27 PM (dK+Kv)

I should have put an overwrought "technically" in there, probably....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Ot/FD)

wrought iron >>> over-wrought iron

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (l3cgK)

164 On X - @TruthFairy131
Six officers turned up to Rosalind Levine & Maxie Allen’s family's home & arrested them in front of one of the couple's children, who was aged three.

They were held for 11 hours for complaining about their daughter's school online.

Her comment was calling a senior person at the school a ‘control freak’.

Hertfordshire, Bolshevik ENGLAND

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Dv3i1)

165 161 160

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

Shiny happy people?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Heh. The other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar

Losing my Religion?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

166 The commemoration of events like these, the contemplation of a scene like this, elevate our thoughts from Earth to Heaven, lead us to look more reverently on the ways of Providence, and point us to the source of every temporal good.

—William Alexander Duer, July 31, 1826

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (kYmoU)

167 I encourage you all.to go watch the Tousi TV segment from last night.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 03:34 PM (afJtY)

168 Things look rosy now, but, I remain doubtful over the long term.
Tanker traffic is not back to normal.
The Hormuz toll is not laughed off.
It takes only one democratic administration to change everything.

Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:34 PM (8jVAy)

169 164 On X - @TruthFairy131
Six officers turned up to Rosalind Levine & Maxie Allen’s family's home & arrested them in front of one of the couple's children, who was aged three.

They were held for 11 hours for complaining about their daughter's school online.

Her comment was calling a senior person at the school a ‘control freak’.

Hertfordshire, Bolshevik ENGLAND
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Dv3i1

Just when DID England morph into the German Democratic Republic, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:34 PM (Gqar8)

170 Community note:

India was a blood soaked stinkhole long before the British rolled up, and will continue to be long into the future.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Ot/FD)

171 The Treaty of Ghent was approved by the US Senate just 11 years earlier. Different times.

Yup. This is very obvious in some of the references in these works. But they often reach to timeless wisdom such as Peleg Sprague’s about the noble lion.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (kYmoU)

172 165 161 160

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

Shiny happy people?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Heh. The other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar

Losing my Religion?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

Okay, the OTHER other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar8)

173 It's sad every state in our country doesn't have that feeling of freedom.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 02:47 PM (/QHx4
-------

Absolutely. The 4th hits differently in WY. It's a lot of fun to see and celebrate

Posted by: 496 at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (LTnl5)

174 172 165 161 160

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

Shiny happy people?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Heh. The other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar

Losing my Religion?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

Okay, the OTHER other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar

Stand?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:37 PM (l3cgK)

175 Meanwhile, in Communist (but in the nicest way possible) Canada

@peterrhague
This is getting out of hand. Why does crossing a national border erase all of your rights? The heavy handed treatment of ordinary people at airports is an indicator of what our governments would make daily life like if they thought they could.
Video -
https://tinyurl.com/bdctrzk5

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 03, 2026 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)

176 174 172 165 161 160

156 Eh, for a lotta folks everything is that REM song, all the time.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

Shiny happy people?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Heh. The other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar

Losing my Religion?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

Okay, the OTHER other one.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar

Stand?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:37 PM (l3cgK)

Aw hell.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar8)

177 The English merely gave India indoor plumbing and something new to bitch about.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Ot/FD)

178 Things look rosy now, but, I remain doubtful over the long term.
Tanker traffic is not back to normal.
The Hormuz toll is not laughed off.
It takes only one democratic administration to change everything.
Posted by: Accomack at July 03, 2026 03:34 PM (8jVAy)
===

It's always something - if it's not one thing, it's another.

Posted by: Roseanne Roseannadanna at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (rj6Yv)

179 177 The English merely gave India indoor plumbing and something new to bitch about.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Ot/FD)

And cricket.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar8)

180 And cricket.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar

Lol, that's the "something new to bitch about"!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:40 PM (Ot/FD)

181 "T-20? Why even bother! Just flip a coin!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:41 PM (Ot/FD)

182 181 "T-20? Why even bother! Just flip a coin!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 03:41 PM (Ot/FD)

I don't remember that Terminator model...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:45 PM (l3cgK)

183 Two signers of the Declarations of Independence living fifty years in the country they helped found. Wow.

Alexander Hamilton played a big part in making that dream come true.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)

184 Two signers of the Declarations of Independence living fifty years in the country they helped found. Wow.

Three, in fact. One signer, Charles Carroll, survived past 1826. He was less well known even in 1826. Some of the eulogists seem to have forgotten him; others treated him as practically dead anyway.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:50 PM (kYmoU)

185 183 Two signers of the Declarations of Independence living fifty years in the country they helped found. Wow.

Alexander Hamilton played a big part in making that dream come true.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)

Aaron was quite the burr to Alexander...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2026 03:54 PM (l3cgK)

186 Three, in fact. One signer, Charles Carroll, survived past 1826. He was less well known even in 1826. Some of the eulogists seem to have forgotten him; others treated him as practically dead anyway.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 03, 2026 03:50 PM (kYmoU)
=========

He was the only Catholic to sign the DoI and Carroll of Carrollton, at the time of the signing, was reputed to be the richest man in the country.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2026 06:07 PM (rj6Yv)

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Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat