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Wednesday Night ONT - September 23, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please. The monkey doesn't want to hear it. Top photo: Hear no evil. Speak no evil and see no evil were unavailable at the time of the photo]
Champagne lovers may find themselves getting tipsy more quickly after French producers have been given the go-ahead to raise the alcohol content in a bottle of bubbly for the first time following this summer's record heatwave. Winemakers can temporarily produce champagne with an alcohol content of up to 15% - above the 13% cap, industry officials have said. The extreme heat and drought produced grapes with exceptionally higher sugar levels. Yeast converts sugar into alcohol during fermentation. The temporary increase in champagne's alcohol content is only expected to affect a small number of wines, a spokeswoman for the Comite Champagne told the BBC. During the second fermentation process, which gives champagne its bubbles, "a very small number of wines from this harvest could have slightly exceeded the regulatory limit of 13%, reaching around 13.1% or 13.2%." "Therefore a decision was made to exceptionally and temporarily increase the regulatory limit to 15% - only for this year," she said.I shouldn't be surprised but I did not know that French regulations set the max for Champagne. That being the case, I'm also surprised at the decision. Only a small number that might possibly go over by a tenth or two, so let's raise the limit by two percent. If you're going over, might as well go big! Reader warning: reporting from BBC, so caveat emptor.
Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly sorted and processed. Are you lurking ????
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (OlzlW)
I had that queued up in notepad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (Cqx++)
https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (Pee1E)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 10:02 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:03 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the wayyyy, except when you look like a Shark!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)
How goes it?
I finished my book just before the ONT, so now I need to find something else to read.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (FZ29D)
Actually, jets look like sharks. How ironic for the boys of the West Side.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (6hdc0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:06 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:06 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:08 PM (pfXMo)
The Lady Elaine Fairchilde puppet creeped me out but they never said anything. She's exactly how my 9th grade algebra teacher looked who flunked me (I had my parent's permission to retake the class as she was rude to my mother mid-term).
The best Mr. Rogers, ever, was when he was doped up in a hospital gown for his tonsils removal. I laughed as he almost flashed us all getting on the gurney. Toddler son had no idea what the deal was and the other boy was an infant. Mama gone crazy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (hzuYO)
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Boat heads have macerators. Think garbage disposal, but for shit.
Okay, maybe don't think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)
Not quite as catchy as covfefe...
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)
Evening, Horde! Theoretically at some point I'll have that interview but today was not that day!
Oh well. Time to do my pre-bed rituals and hope for a good night's sleep and a more productive tomorrow.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 10:14 PM (GP7ZF)
Macerating toilet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)
InPoopErator brand.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2026 10:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026
***
Rethinking that: If the car on the left is a '63 or '64 Ford, as I think it is, this pic must be from no earlier than late 1962, when the first '63s hit showrooms. So, between August, say, of '62 and late '73. The first oil crisis erupted in early '74 and prices such as .29/gallon were a memory.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Adriane the Camel Critic. . . at September 23, 2026 10:15 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 23, 2026 10:15 PM (+9wcF)
I've got a name, I've got a name
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
I've got a name, I've got a name
And I carry it with me like my daddy did
But I'm livin' the dream
That he kept hid
-Jim Croce
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:17 PM (41CYW)
Especially in parts of the world where wipes are commonly used, and there's not much hot water...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:19 PM (pfXMo)
What happened to *the fourth monkey*? You know, the one with hands over crotch: "spread no evil"...
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:19 PM (rdVOm)
Great nostalgia trips herein.
And thanks for the fine folks of Pittsburgh for once again providing entertainment of the head shaking variety!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 23, 2026 10:19 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: scampydog
My Theory of Dinosaurs and mine alone:
(Clears throat)
“All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.”
Thank you very much!
Posted by: Anne Elk at September 23, 2026 10:21 PM (GP7ZF)
And Maury Muehleisen who IMO is one of the most tragically underappreciated guitarists of the era.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 10:22 PM (vTZFs)
16 The Southland gas station picture: The car on the right is a '57 Chevy, but the one on the road looks more like a pre-1965 Ford. So no earlier than late '56 and probably not later than '70, though gas prices like those were still around in the very early '70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (wzUl9)
I agree - in fact with those round taillights, I think the road car is a ‘64 Ford Galaxie. So agree with you, my guess would be late 60’s for the pic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 10:22 PM (Ua/Bh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 10:24 PM (eRlcH)
Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Damnit H7, you better have fixed that oil leak.
Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:25 PM (41CYW)
https://youtu.be/PTbyM0dpqXY
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 10:25 PM (08OqX)
Lots of great scenery and interesting things to see along the way. It's kind of sad seeing all the old falling down motels and gas stations and thinking about what it was like many years ago.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2026 10:26 PM (CHHv1)
By Erica Andrews
Published Sep. 23, 2026, 4:40 p.m. PT
California’s oldest continuously family-owned winery has survived earthquakes, Prohibition, wildfires and a pandemic — but a crushing pile of debt has finally forced the 168-year-old Sonoma institution into bankruptcy court.
Gundlach Bundschu Winery announced that it has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as the sixth-generation family behind the historic estate scrambles to restructure its finances and potentially bring in a new investor.
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Thanks, Gavin!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
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I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (wpRMV)
Had a chance to meet his wife once at her restaurant in San Diego.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Big Bite Benny at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (Fn+3X)
Inception Farm Cafe
Sci-Fi ArchivesFlashback: "Raygun's" iconic Olympic breakdancing routine, along with braggadocious entrance. Some dogs have their own agendas. A 275 foot tall tree, 2,200 years young. Diving in a flooded forest in Europe. Wolves welcome a long-lost member back into the pack. The muntjac, or "vampire deer." A dog's Hunger Operating System slowly boots up. Lizard enjoys his emotional comfort ball. Sharing a drink with a monkey-friend. Woman attempts to use a cat as a bug zapper. Experiment failed, alas. Uber for a stray dog. The maned wolf of South America is apparently the kind of wildlife that Jack Straw would enjoy.
@SciFiArchives Photography by Aydın Büyüktaş. A surreal landscape created by stitching multiple aerial photographs into a single impossible perspective.
Me trying to wake up my wife at 3 a.m. for some sexy time pic.twitter.com/8uCANcwn5a
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) September 21, 2026
Bear cub having so much fun with bubbles..🐻🫧😅 pic.twitter.com/OeEE2FV6H1
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 22, 2026
Brendan Fairclough on the Red Bull Rampage
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 27, 2024
[📹 brendog1]pic.twitter.com/Wr2BFaWbRx
Baby seal just chilling..🦭😍 pic.twitter.com/DsbJ3Rt9NK
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 20, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (hG5L0)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (NcvvS)
Ringworld
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:37 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 07:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:38 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)
I read it the second way the first time.
I keep waiting to find some ewetub animal video that just turns into a horror show.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:40 PM (W2Pud)
A melancholy day. It's the 11th birthday of our Smudge x Carmen litter. Of the eight, only Dot is still with us. We lost five - Finn, Val, Dan, Sonny and Dutchess - this year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:40 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 23, 2026 07:40 PM (hG5L0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:41 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 07:44 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 07:45 PM (isOGd)
Nice place. Notice no bums sleeping on the side of the road.
Gots to go to the big city to see that.
Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 07:48 PM (xJpuh)
I hope none of those guys have wives or families or children.
Kind of an asshole thing to do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (W2Pud)
Elizabeth has no more fucks to give🇺🇸💛💚🤍💜
@ElizabethGiddi1
·
17h
Why are Somalis shooting up both Wilmar and Edina in the same day? These towns are 100 miles apart from each other.
Why are Somali gangs operating throughout the entire state and nobody is doing anything about it?
Why can’t we denaturalize and deport these bastards tomorrow?
I’m done.
Absolutely Done.
We shouldn’t have to live like this.
I’m seriously in favor of any naturalized citizen convicted of a violent crime being denaturalized and deported now.
9 years ago, believe it or not, I was marching against Trump’s Muslim immigration ban, if that tells you anything about how open borders, far left policies, and failing to adequately prosecute violent criminals have woken me up and changed my mind.
Now, I’m pissed and my empathy is gone and I have zero tolerance for any of this nonsense.
Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:51 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 07:52 PM (wxsGM)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 07:53 PM (AMvSw)
I’m seriously in favor of any naturalized citizen convicted of a violent crime being denaturalized and deported now.
9 years ago, believe it or not, I was marching against Trump’s Muslim immigration ban, if that tells you anything about how open borders, far left policies, and failing to adequately prosecute violent criminals have woken me up and changed my mind.
Now, I’m pissed and my empathy is gone and I have zero tolerance for any of this nonsense.
Good...goooood. Feel the hate flow through you.
Posted by: Emperor Palpatime at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (6hdc0)
That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Could be a ring habitat on a space station
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:55 PM (vJrRc)
ElizabethGiddi,
No fun when it bites you in the ass.
Fuck you, it is to late because of dumbshits like you.
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 07:55 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 23, 2026 07:56 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Lzhdy)
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 07:57 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Big D at September 23, 2026 07:58 PM (IUAH1)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 23, 2026 07:58 PM (yTvNw)
Doug Embrey has left the marriage.
Karmala is more obviously impaired than Joey.
She's doing sit downs with hamas.
Dude...
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
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Flat Erfers hardest hit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (6hdc0)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 23, 2026 08:03 PM (LP2n9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:03 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Could be a ring habitat on a space station
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:55 PM (vJrRc)
Inside a hollow earth surface gravity would be essentially 0 and there would be little or no light.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (uhVAy)
That Red Bull stupid shit is why women live longer than men.
I hope none of those guys have wives or families or children.
Kind of an asshole thing to do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (W2Pud)
___________
*polite cough*
Men have been doing stupid shit that might get them killed for time immemorial. Sailors, polar explorers, mountaineers, test pilots. It's how we advance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)
Have a good night everyone.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:06 PM (VyBeY)
Physics isn't real according to these types, it's all just mumble, mumble....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
Speaking of that, everybody's favorite Flerfer, CC from Westchester County with the fabulous hair is now going on about the "giant trees". Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Duncanthax at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)
How else are we supposed to get the chicks?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)
Made of rock?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (GP7ZF)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:12 PM (FGA9/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah, I watched SciManDan's take on it.
CC "Chris from Westchester County" has completely gone off the deep end.
Seems mostly harmless, but he has zero grasp of reality.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:12 PM (FGA9/)
Post 11
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (uhVAy)
Sheeeeeeeet!
I'll have you know I stood on one leg this morning while putting on my 'wears after showering. I live on the wild side - oh yeah!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (GP7ZF)
hey AOP, got your ears on?
quick question: in you opinion, is it possible to replace the lower control arm bushings on a '15 F-150 on the driveway with modest tools, leverage, & profanity?
thx
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (AMvSw)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (yTvNw)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)
How else are we supposed to get the chicks?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (QfE5e)
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As Futurama put it (more or less), "All of human civilization was created as an attempt to impress the opposite sex. Sometimes the same sex."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 07:44 PM (RYmEM)
Not enough
Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (P4Pk9)
Cool and all but then in another post she is posting about being mad at the Mayor of St Paul because she didn't give her the time of day when her and her friends got all upset about what to do about their "trans identified children"
Gimmie a fuckin break, lady!
Posted by: GigantorX at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (lG8pE)
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (gWCxi)
I second what MrsJTB said. Hadrian's dogs are blessed and so well cared for.
I'm sorry this day brings sadness to you, Hadrian.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:16 PM (FGA9/)
thx
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (AMvSw)
I don't know how 2015 f150 is put together. I would recommend you search youtube, and see if anyone has posted a video to show how it's done. If you have coil springs there, there can be tremendous forces pent up, waiting to whack your hands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:18 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:19 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (/QHx4)
@disclosetv 20m
NOW - Zuckerberg announces Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent embedded into the OS: "It is a glimpse of the future."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 07:44 PM (RYmEM)
It sure as hell wouldn't include me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:25 PM (O/twJ)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Kootch-itching? Sounds like VD to me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:26 PM (O/twJ)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Kootch-itching? Sounds like VD to me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:26 PM (O/twJ)
Sounds like an outlet for being and accessories. You know, like vajazzling, tonneau covers, tie downs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)
It usually to meet girls.
Grandpa joined the Cavalry (real horses) in 1937. He joined the army because he was one of 7 kids. He joined the cavalry because he thought it was a good way to meet girls. Met Grandma (a Queens native) at the 1938 Worlds Fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)
Ah... no. Unless you can fit a press in there. Very easy to just swap out arms. Had a 15 Lariat w/V8....
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (pfXMo)
****
I thought meta's vr glasses dropped dead, fell over, rolled into the sea and were swallowed by a dyspeptic albino mammal.
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (dyStT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
Ringworld.
And that's Louis Wu's ranch house.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (/QHx4)
****
I thought meta's vr glasses dropped dead, fell over, rolled into the sea and were swallowed by a dyspeptic albino mammal.
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (dyStT)
Now you can see six fingers on everyone with them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:30 PM (pfXMo)
Oh, hell to the f*ck to the NO. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (vTZFs)
Trump will be the 'guest picker' on ESPN Gameday this Saturday
he will also attend the Texas @ Tennessee game ( I think this is fine)
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (ZxPkt)
I don't know how 2015 f150 is put together. I would recommend you search youtube, and see if anyone has posted a video to show how it's done. If you have coil springs there, there can be tremendous forces pent up, waiting to whack your hands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:18 PM
thx...it's coil over strut and I think I have a plan to keep things in check, spring-wise
the "standard wisdom" on the inter-web net tubes is to replace the whole control arm, but that seems a little excessive
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (AMvSw)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (Jr5Lq)
Washed my anus today. No ring here.
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (/QHx4)
TMI?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (O/twJ)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (84gkw)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (HeG1i)
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Just wait until the AI agent starts editing out ACTUAL objects from your vision.
You'll never see that truck when it hits.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
tcn,
No worse than some of the shit we see here, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (/QHx4)
I try to avoid the shit. But, yeah.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:33 PM (O/twJ)
Ah... no. Unless you can fit a press in there. Very easy to just swap out arms. Had a 15 Lariat w/V8....
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM
thx
swapping out the whole control arm still presents the spring issue, plus getting the front end re-aligned
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (AMvSw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (AMvSw)
Might be that you need a hydraulic press, and suitable pushers and receivers to change the bushings. Which might be an easy job if you have that stuff, and not so easy if you don't. Maybe the "loaded" control arm cots little more than the bushings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (oTHyh)
I wish Pixy would change the whatever he has to change, lol, with the commenter name before the comments.
Best way to avoid reading troll droppings.
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (/QHx4)
He also got a shot of the ISS in frame with Jupiter:
https://t.ly/WiuiM
That took some impressive timing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (AMvSw)
If the initial alignment was done with new bushings in the control arm, then a new arm with new bushings should restore that initial alignment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:38 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: publius
Flat Erfers hardest hit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
What? Obviously, the inside is flat, too. How could it not be?
Posted by: Flat Erfers at September 23, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: publius
Flat Erfers hardest hit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
What? Obviously, the inside is flat, too. How could it not be?
Posted by: Flat Erfers at September 23, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov)
Um... Huh?
Lol
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:41 PM (O/twJ)
You'll never see that truck when it hits.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Literally how most of the hacking tricks in Ghost In The Shell work. Add or subtract from your personal reality.
Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I like that theory! That would be such a cool spec-fic or weird tales setup
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (C0Nlv)
Starship's test Flight 14 is tentatively scheduled for Monday. They're doing some wet dress rehearsal tomorrow at Starbase. So, if that goes well...
This will be the first orbital flight, and it will carry some operational Starlinks, the first real payload.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)
This is my land. My tribe stole it from your tribe, fair and square. So fuck off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (oTHyh)
This is my land. My tribe stole it from your tribe, fair and square. So fuck off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (oTHyh)
Those are the rules the natives used with each other, after all.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM (oTHyh)
Physics isn't real according to these types, it's all just mumble, mumble....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Ah see, that's where my pet theory (there's no such thing as gravity, because gravity just mean "heaviness" and what kind of scientific force is that? It's all magnetism and static cling) comes in.
Since it's a hollow-earth type of thing, you could add centrifugal force to keep people on the ground on the inside of the sphere.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:46 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)
Made of rock?
Posted by: Oldcat
Petrified, obviously
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (/QHx4)
They have no model of anything, they can't even agree on a surface map. When they try something concrete, of course, the flaws immediately come out, so they like to keep things vague.
Some of this crowd are grifters, some are just yanking chains, and some are True Believers, and it's hard to tell the difference some times.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (C0Nlv)
We've all heard of the Petrified Forest. But is there a Slightly Apprehensive Forest?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (oTHyh)
You'll never see that truck when it hits.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
And if you thought having your "beer goggles" on at the bar led you into some unfortunate situations, just think what will happen when your AI glasses get hacked.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (jBMxb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
In a similar vein but not identical I remember an SF story about a world surrounded by a huge wall erected around it. The people had no idea why, then one day one guy determined to find out what was on the other side. He built a huge scaffold, got to the type and set off walking toward the sun. The farther he got the dimmer the sun seemed to be but he kept going. Then it started to grow lighter again and lighter still and he finally got to the edge of the wall and found the top of his scaffold and the team he had left behind. The wall had no other side.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (Jr5Lq)
No, just support the arm until disconnected. The two mounting points are oval cutouts, so use a marker around the fitting- that should get you pretty close if not in spec.
I used TRK video - with good tools it's not a hateful job...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (C0Nlv)
We've all heard of the Petrified Forest. But is there a Slightly Apprehensive Forest?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (oTHyh)
Maybe one of weeping willows.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (Jr5Lq)
Right. Pronounced, "Hastur"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 08:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2026 08:54 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Charo at September 23, 2026 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (jBMxb)
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The "ladies" at The Last Ditch might finally get some action!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:56 PM (FZ29D)
Might be that you need a hydraulic press, and suitable pushers and receivers to change the bushings. Which might be an easy job if you have that stuff, and not so easy if you don't. Maybe the "loaded" control arm cots little more than the bushings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM
yeah, if you have to take the whole control arm off to press in the new bushings on the bench, might as well just pull the old of and replace it with a new control arm
which presents a different set of problems, but is probably easier in the long run
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:56 PM (AMvSw)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (uhVAy)
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Ah, yes, a classic Arthur C. Clarke short story.
Turns out the world was topologically unique.
Almost like a Moebius strip.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:57 PM (FZ29D)
Since it's a hollow-earth type of thing, you could add centrifugal force to keep people on the ground on the inside of the sphere.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:46 PM (C0Nlv)
In the true hollow earth theory book (yes, I read the 19th century original) they just draw a line on the shell and call it 'where gravity comes from'. Of course this doesn't work with Newton's law. Spinning the earth fast enough for gravity to work would flip everything on the *outside* off into space, followed by the shell destroying itself.
He posits a little mini sun in the center for light, which shines some light out the holes at the poles which is the aurora borealis. Not sure when the real explanation for the aurora came out.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:58 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Yyrog the Lost at September 23, 2026 08:59 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Pix of Sydney Sweeney can help with that.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 23, 2026 09:00 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)
That's what my son and I did. Bought new hardware as well.
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 09:01 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 09:02 PM (pfXMo)
Don't laugh. That's what a lot of the Flerf logic is. Gravity is static cling. Or it's "density" (heavy objects sink, light objects rise). Of course, when point out you need an actual external force to do that, one that defines which way is "up" vs "down", well.....
And one of them was actually reviving an ancient notion of gravity vs "levity".
The Ancient Greek Homos had that somehow. Ironically, the knew the earth was a sphere, but had this geocentric model. Gravity was "heavy things" wanted to go the center, and "levity", or light things, want to go away from the center.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 09:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 09:07 PM (w6EFb)
The answers can all be found in Leviticus, said AOP, gravely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:09 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (jBMxb)
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Presumably the other senses would also kick in. As in "Why does this Christie Brinkley chick have a waist greater than I can reach, is heavier than a Subaru and smells like a fish cannery?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 09:12 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)
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You summon a demon.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
It's been nice knowing you, sir.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:13 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And women have always frowned at our antics...
May it ever be so!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2026 09:13 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Hairy Porter and the Half-Read Comments at September 23, 2026 09:14 PM (baA/K)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I like that theory! That would be such a cool spec-fic or weird tales setup
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Aliens.....
Posted by: Roy Neary at September 23, 2026 09:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:13 PM (oTHyh)
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Oh, it's survivable. Like Indiana Jones running out of the temple to the waiting aircraft while a roly-poly lesbian tries to crush him in her odious embrace.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Heathcliff at September 23, 2026 09:17 PM (baA/K)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 09:18 PM (AMvSw)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Oh, I meant that Christie Blinky will administer a lethal "Bless your heart!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:19 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:20 PM (baA/K)
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trip cancelled, no one wanted to mask
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (baA/K)
There were a lot of stories today people shared in an earlier thread about inheritances.
I'm having my last beer day today. I was taking a break from caregiving. I've been carrying Ralphy, 44 pounds, up and down so many steps 24-7. For months. I was so tired but I'm back baby.
Doorbell.
My 'brother' Steve.
The stoicism videos I've been watching haven't fully kicked in. I have forgiven him, for me.
But still, I hollered like an AWFL,, 'Get the fuck off my property. I'm calling the police!'
Yeah, after taking care of Mom and Dad for 14 years, never wanting more than 50% and being thanked by not even giving me a year to get a life together.
And my biggest worry. Ralphy. My last care-giving duty.
Not a duty. Honour.
He was by Mom forever.
I had a few tired days
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:19 PM (oTHyh)
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I think she will find it rather funny.
Being somewhat serious for a moment, the fact of the matter is that all the senses have a role to play. This is lost on Generation Screens, which have only sight and sound. No sense of touch, and even in terms of sound, it's largely overprocessed.
But for those of us who live in the real world, there is a delightful interplay of feel, taste and smell, three senses lost to the online world. There used to be jokes about "Smell-O-Vison" but smell is actually the most powerful of all the senses, which is why perfume/deodorant is such a huge industry.
Put simply, IYKYK.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (sl73Y)
I remember when it was just a Corporal.
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (oTHyh)
@TheBabylonBee 3h
To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (baA/K)
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I'd only have gone there at MOPP 4.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:27 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (0sNs1)
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Jerry Roe, the delightful old codger who was the inspiration for Maxim Darius in the Man of Destiny Series, used to do a riff back in the early Aughts.
He would go deadpan serious.
"You know, Viagra really has made a difference for me. It helped me a lot. I reached a point where I could only go one or two times a night, but Viagra got me back up to three or four, just like my old self!"
Legend.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Woden's Day is winding down here. Miss Linda is not feeling well so has stayed home, and I'm here with the furry thugs and Young Frankenstein on Movies! I stocked up on chow and supplies today. Tomorrow I plan an early morning workout, and if some drier air really does arrive by Friday, another then, maybe a bit longer.
The story about the ultra-mask lesbo bar (where else but in Mass.? Well, ture, it could be California) is schadenfreudenly delightful. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of nitwits.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:31 PM (wzUl9)
Put simply, IYKYK.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM
We know.
Posted by: Big Penguin and their toadies at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:20 PM (baA/K)
They don't like men.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (sl73Y)
I remember when it was just a Corporal.
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (oTHyh)
Pelosi remembers it as a sapling.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 09:33 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (S41Gd)
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That's what Pussy said, but I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.
Posted by: James Bond at September 23, 2026 09:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (84gkw)
______________________
$20 same as in town.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 09:34 PM (dIske)
The Redwood tree named Hyperion is over 100ft taller than that Giant Sequoia.
Posted by: Rex B at September 23, 2026 09:35 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)
The bear with bubbles... I hope Mama Bear is elsewhere.
Waiting for son and DIL to come home to pack as their flight is early tomorrow. Lunatics did not do laundry. We are going to bed early so they can do their thing. She went to grad school here and they are busy visitors vs expecting me to entertain them, which is fine.
Y'all have a good night. Thanks for listening to my mosquito whines.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 09:37 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)
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She is doing well, thanks. Chemo is an up and down kind of thing, and after the first dose, we have a better idea of what to expect. As I told her, one down, 11 to go!
Posted by: James Bond at September 23, 2026 09:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026
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The bike video . . . I can't imagine doing that willingly or sober.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:41 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Rex B at
Not as bulkie. I wonder if thete is a volume comparison out there somewhere.
Oh, Grok....
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (sl73Y)
It's like Beastmaster on TBS back in the day.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:45 PM (6hdc0)
NOW - Zuckerberg announces Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent embedded into the OS: "It is a glimpse of the future."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (HeG1i)
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It's a toss up as to what these glasses will be nicknamed in the future. Either they will be called "Cheat Googgles" (notice my clever play on Google) which means wealthy school kids will be wearing during tests.
Or worse:
They will be called "Pedo Specs". Because two knuckleheads at Havard (AnhPhu Nguyen and Caine Ardayfio) have integrated facial recognition and AI into Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses to identify strangers in real time. Large language models parse the data to pull names, occupations, phone numbers, and home addresses, sending the profile to the user's phone in seconds. So, cruising the neighborhood schools and playgrounds with your "Pedo Specs" saves time and effort.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:41 PM (wzUl9)
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If you assume that the guy walked the course, worked out angles, maybe even previewed portions of it before his run, and of course that this is his job, it's not as crazy as it seems.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
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If you go to ahlloyd.com, and hit the "about" tab, my email contact is listed. Happy to talk with you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Absolutely.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:48 PM (yEz+x)
Not really. It's what males have always done to one degree or another.
Testosterone, aka the Hold My Beer hormone, is the reason men do crazier shit than women. It's in our DNA.
Aggression, dominance, Hey watch this, all of it. Same throughout the animal kingdom. Human males might invented crazy new ways to let it play out, opposable thumbs, but it's the same source.
We aren't bad, we were just drawn this way.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (viF8m)
It's like Beastmaster on TBS back in the day.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026
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Outlaw is listed for me locally on the OnTVTonight website, but my TV says "Channel Not Found." I recall when I first heard about it a couple of years ago, I could tune it in, but it was never a steady image and kept breaking up. Now, even after recent rescans, it's not there at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)
And GS, the largest Sequoia, has over twice the volume of the largest Redwood. Fat boys, they are.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (sl73Y)
They will be called "Pedo Specs". Because two knuckleheads at Havard (AnhPhu Nguyen and Caine Ardayfio) have integrated facial recognition and AI into Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses to identify strangers in real time. Large language models parse the data to pull names, occupations, phone numbers, and home addresses, sending the profile to the user's phone in seconds. So, cruising the neighborhood schools and playgrounds with your "Pedo Specs" saves time and effort.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (dIske)
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But do they convey immunity from tire-iron wielding fathers? Because that is the important point.
(Obligatory Insomniac reference)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (yEz+x)
True, dat. They were properly prepared, and did what they could to mitigate the risks as they knew them. Leastwise, the ones that survived. Me, not so much.
Posted by: zombie Stockton Rush at September 23, 2026 09:51 PM (oTHyh)
I would pay to see the 3.5hr meeting!!! It's as bad as the CHAZ election of officers!
https://tinyurl.com/572n3bkt
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 09:52 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
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ITS A TRAP!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 09:52 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (viF8m)
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I'm all about men doing stupid things to prove masculinity, but it is also true that they script things to achieve social status.
I think that is why college sports are so fascinating because whether or not they are paid, this are young men who are out there having what may be their one moment of glory, and we deeply respect that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw
You’re dumbasses.
But we still stand by you and love you.
My boys are dumbasses sometimes. It’s fine. Until it isn’t.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:56 PM (yEz+x)
But do they convey immunity from tire-iron wielding fathers? Because that is the important point.
(Obligatory Insomniac reference)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Object identified: Dirt being shoveled onto your face
Posted by: Smart Glasses at September 23, 2026 09:56 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Smart Glasses at September 23, 2026 09:56 PM (r7+Q7)
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TIRE IRON ACTIVATED. MAXIMUM EFFECT.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2026 09:58 PM (fh6Zf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)
It's on air cable. I don't know who broadcasts it.
It's a decent channel, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:58 PM (6hdc0)
Those bike riders aren’t exploring. They’re adrenaline junkies seeking approval from the internet.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Sometimes they help by serving as human crash-test dummies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 09:59 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:59 PM (ZOv7s)
But we still stand by you and love you.
Kind of the whole point of why men can't cut off their junk and become women and the other way around. Also why idiotic "transition" drugs of hormones are a thing. They don't work but those are the building blocks which is why they are used.
A wild stallion and a wild mare they are completely different in behavior. All species are like this to one degree or another. You guys are the ying to our yang. And we kind of like you too.
It's almost like our creator had a plan.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (oTHyh)
Trans Aslylum Seekers Network!
It's a goldmine!
I would honestly go there and infiltrate if I lived nearby. Once all of my stress is gone.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (hzuYO)
That would be the dominance part. You might have noticed a lot of women are attracted to guys who do crazy shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:02 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2GVsD)
Quick Hits
These are reportedly the founders of The Last Ditch lesbian/covid panic bar. And yes, this is real. Reportedly. I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.
Is this Pride-colored UFO over Iran some kind of previously-unknown B-1B variant? The Gay Lancer? Marco Rubio remains tight-lipped.
The feds are cracking down on that thing that never happens.
Feds arrest, indict hundreds in Trump voter fraud crackdown: 'Catching it all over the country' The Justice Department says its crackdown on noncitizen voting and election fraud has already produced more than 200 arrests and indictments, with that number possibly doubling soon and state election officials themselves now facing potential charges for looking the other way.Much more at the link. I shan't believe it. All I know is that America has the most secure elections in history, at least when Democrats win. When they don't win, Jake Tapper writes books titled: Down & Dirty: The Stealing of the Presidency. And I know nothing about Swedish election procedures, but I know it must be the case that this is the Most Secure Election in History because someone from the Global South/Red-Green Alliance won.
Since the Trump Justice Department warned state and local election officials that they could be charged with allowing fraudulent voting activities, more than 200 arrests and indictments have been secured in a crackdown on election fraud and noncitizen voting, and that number could double soon, a top official revealed to Just the News. "I think there are a lot of nervous election officials because I think some of them know that they've been looking the other way when this is happening, and we're catching it all over the country," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon said Monday night in an interview on the Just the News, No Noise television show. Dhillon also hinted at further developments in the coming weeks, suggesting her department has developed evidence calling into question New Jersey's claim that a computer glitch allowed thousands of foreigners to register to vote in that state and about 400 to actually cast ballots in violation of law. "I'm not sure we have the correct numbers from New Jersey. They're not really cooperating with us, and so we will get to the bottom of what happened there. And you know, New Jersey tried to blame a vendor for a mistake or a glitch, quote unquote. But you know, I think there'll be another side to that story," she said. The software vendor Dhillon referred to is IDEMIA, which told Just the News in July that it was the responsibility of New Jersey officials to verify voter registration. ... Dhillon further stated that in the past several weeks, her office has indicted or convicted 67 individuals for election-related crimes, while the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has made more than 160 arrests. ... Left-wing organizations, including the Brookings Institution, the Brennan Center for Justice, and the American Immigration Council, among others, have all claimed that noncitizen voting is either not happening or is incredibly rare. Recent data suggests otherwise. Over the weekend, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin told Fox News that his agency is investigating 1,620 cases of voter fraud involving noncitizens and has made 151 arrests. He said his department is also looking into an additional 300,000 cases based on states' voter rolls. "We're scrubbing them. We're comparing them to those that are in the country illegally, those that are legal permanent residents and those that are citizens" Mullin told Fox News contributor and former White House spokeswoman Kayleigh McEnany.
PeterSwedenInvestigators are looking into John Brennan's role in the RussiaGate foreign op against the president.
@PeterSweden7
Swedish election update. There's now the possibility of a NEW ELECTION in the affected area after authorities are investigating possible ELECTION FRAUD. A man from Somalia who got Swedish citizenship 7 months ago was elected to parliament for the Left. It's reported that people were given money and pre filled ballots and were driven to voting location. The constituency of Dalarna could see a rerun of the election take place with around 223,000 eligible voters.
More at that link, too.
With the confirmation that former CIA Director John Brennan received a subpoena to testify in the ongoing "grand conspiracy" weaponization probe based in Florida, prosecutors appear to be zeroing in on how the ex-spy was at the beginning, middle, and aftermath of the Trump-Russia collusion narrative. ... According to the filing, government prosecutor Kurt Olsen told Brennan's counsel the probe is "far-reaching" and includes "issues at Mar-a-Lago and beyond." It is aimed at assessing whether Trump's civil rights were violated. The prosecutor reportedly told Brennan's lawyer he was also the "subject" of a separate investigation for alleged false statements to Congress. ... Brennan's fingerprints were on the opening of the federal probe that became the Crossfire Hurricane investigation into Trump and his campaign. Brennan previously testified to Congress in 2017 that the U.S. Intelligence Community had gathered evidence of contacts between the Trump campaign and the Russian government by July 2016 to initiate an investigation. It was at that point, he told lawmakers, that the CIA set up a special group with both the FBI and the NSA to probe alleged Russian efforts to interfere in the 2016 election. ... What Brennan did not tell congressional investigators at the time was that he was personally made aware of intelligence that same month that then-Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton personally approved a project to gin up a bogus Russia scandal against her GOP opponent, according to Special Counsel John Durham. Durham had probed the handling of the Trump-Russia investigation. Brennan even briefed President Barack Obama and senior administration officials on Clinton's plan, but, not only did Obama's team fail to stop it, it allowed the FBI to push the investigation into the same allegations raised by the campaign, Durham noted. Durham ultimately concluded in his final report that the FBI had no verified intelligence or evidence when it opened the Crossfire Hurricane probe of President Donald Trump's campaign in the summer of 2016. Durham also found the FBI and Justice Department failed to follow their own standards and allowed the probe to persist with a questionable basis under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Oh no, Converse and Nike have lost a celebrated athlete and major consumer of sportswear with their not-racist-at-all Korean pop star ad. Another one of those Doctor/Engineer/Space Biologists that western civilization will just collapse without. James Talarico's pastor says, on Easter of all days, that Jesus did not literally come back from the dead, which essentially nullifies all of Christianity. Except for the part about having to accept unlimited immigration because Joseph and Mary were Illegal Immigrants, didn't you know that, Bigot?
Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.” pic.twitter.com/NIPb7ZUD6C
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 22, 2026
I’m officially done being scared of every crisis the news tells me I should be scared of. I’ve reached my crisis limit. pic.twitter.com/ACQLukwhhv
— Bob Iaccino (@Bob_Iaccino) September 21, 2026
There is an Army saying you hear dozens of times when you make full colonel: "Congratulations, that's the last promotion you will ever make based solely on merit."
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) September 22, 2026
The idea behind that saying is that when it comes time to compete for a 1-star promotion, you need a sponsor, and… https://t.co/hocpfxUJUV
REPORTER: Why would more U.S. troops be sent to the region if ground troops are not being considered for deployment in Iran?
— Trust In Trump 47🇺🇸 (@Trustintrump47) September 22, 2026
SECWAR PETE HEGSETH:
“Look, son… this is such a basic military lesson that even a reporter should understand it:
Never reveal to your enemy what you… pic.twitter.com/li8x5uB9oe
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uipH1)
Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2026 06:34 PM (VMFAF)
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That's a pretty good grift if you can get citizenship and then be elected to high government office almost immediately.
How many times has that happened in THIS country?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (uipH1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (JrHfD)
Illegal immigrants? Bullshit. They were Roman subjects and paid their taxes to Rome.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (SwyyQ)
it's lore
aliens are going to read that thing and destroy us out of sympathy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (9ArQp)
Traitors all.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (X5Jzz)
https://archive.ph/IWYc8
I do recommend it is AMAZING
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (j+aD2)
Same is true of half-assed Catholics, who are into abortion rights, or want homosexual marriages blessed. If they actually left the Church because they are no longer Catholic, then they wouldn't have a platform to rage from.
The all need to believe in their own convictions and fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
Or learn humility and discover that maybe, just maybe, Jesus wasn't kidding.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (j+aD2)
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Ditch-digging will relieve their anxiety.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
@Michael7ucci
Norwegian researchers locked a Chinese EV in an underground mine. It kept calling China.
90% of its encrypted data transmissions went to servers in China, violating EU privacy safeguards.
Assume this is all CCP EVs. We must keep them out of America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (HeG1i)
it's lore
aliens are going to read that thing and destroy us out of sympathy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (j+aD2)
Either that, or jump back into their space ships and GTFO ASAP, before they get infected by whatever we have.
Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (X5Jzz)
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Four-and-a-half minutes of pure, unadulterated 100% blasphemy and heresy.
He's no Christian.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (FZ29D)
I'm a lesbian and this is not just a thing in this community. It's a thing in our community at large. The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.
It seems to be driven by an effort to be accepting of everyone, but over time it warps to exclude people who don’t have the exact preferred ideology.
"by the time of Last Ditch’s monthly community meeting on September 11, only one of the original founders, Matellian, is still involved. The two others stepped back from the daily operation months before, Matellian says, citing various pressures and health issues. One had enrolled in clown school."
This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:42 PM (5C90x)
The little red Hitler moustache leader cracks me up. Chaz could teach them a thing or two about facial hair growing.
Wear masks or don't. Who cares? I read their little rainbow note of one day that masks are optional and it was addressed to "divas." Right, right, right.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:43 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Jonathan Richman at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (HeG1i)
hell our EVs burst into flame way too often. Hate to see what a TEMO EV does.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: George Hamilton at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Kara Swisher has reached a breaking point with one of the biggest media deals of the year.
The Bay Area tech journalist and podcaster says she plans to leave CNN rather than work under David Ellison once the merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery is complete.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)
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This was dumb. His only hope for 28 is to position himself as a "sane" alternative to the DSA wing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Skip
You know who else would eat lesbians?
Posted by: Cannibal Killer Sunny Hostin refused to convict at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (UirZC)
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Nice story bro. Why not sleep in the bar in a back room?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)
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BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.
Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC) "
a redditor making sense? what strange timeline is this?
*looks around nervously to see if dogs and cats are living together*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (VyBeY)
* a few notable exceptions, but still
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (U/Byj)
The Bay Area tech journalist and podcaster says she plans to leave CNN rather than work under David Ellison once the merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery is complete.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)
Bet she takes the severance package.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)
Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
Link goes to this, Ace.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (sAmhv)
I do recommend it is AMAZING
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (j+aD2)
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Any chance these girls ride Harleys?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)
1 - 10 ratings only apply within our species.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Maybe that's what "non-binary" means? They're so hideous they don't warrant consideration on the 0-1 would/wouldn't bang binary scale?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (UirZC)
He's no Christian.
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I don't think "he" is a he either.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)
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Except for the young women who have to put up with weenies in locker rooms, and the trannies who are stealing their sports.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)
It could have a number of purposes....such as air defense testing by tracking capabilities, reaction times, and sensitivity of their own local air defense systems without risking expensive assets. It could be an overt attempt to keep potential coup leaders wary by implying a watchful presence. It was right over Tehran. Likely not a US asset.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (dIske)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)
That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !
Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Subaru has never manufactured or sold production motorcycles. The company has not entered the two-wheeled market, and any references to a "Subaru motorcycle" are either custom builds, concept designs, or outdated rumors.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)
We need to find out what the next rank down is in the IRGC, they are probably out of commanders.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (uhVAy)
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No. Some need to be thrown under the bus and then backed over to be sure.
Posted by: Cosda at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (uDR/b)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)
But apparently then Total Doom was not worth a cover.
Posted by: George Hamilton at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)
That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !
Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)
I'm convinced there is a few right wing ringers in there with them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)
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I'd estimate 10% on the bus wearing masks.
50% of dykes and queers
75% of Chinese elders
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (GbONR)
I'm not.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)
Yeah, have you seen what they look like with NO Mask?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)
She seems fun.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)
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*clinks champagne flutes*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)
I could fake it for 30min and check it out with a mask, but I don't live, thankfully, in Western MA.
Plus they'd hit on me and run me off with the icks.
I was hit on once in college by a normal looking lesbian and didn't know til my then bf/husband told me. I thought she was normal (and I'd had a few beers). I still got it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)
Previous el niños like this in western Oregon were "lots of snow with risks of mid-winter Chinooks to melt the accumulated snow" but not so many 17F nights. We might get an ice storm or two also.
Get that extra cord of firewood and make sure you can switch to batteries or propane for a couple of days.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: lorena bobbit at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)
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Getting on record to stir the base. A few years from now when he is the Democrat nominee for President in 2028 he's deny saying any such thing.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)
https://x.n0g.xyz/pic/orig/media%2FHS6igxTWgAACl14.jpg
And she is pretty cute. Even has a man in her pic, so she was at least trying to be normal at one point.
What a waste.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: beckster
This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: beckster
"I bet your wife doesn’t have these cannons"?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (UirZC)
* toasts San Franpsycho*
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)
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A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?
Hilarious.
Do you do standup?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: beckster
This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
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*golf clap*
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)
I am having massive stress for my dude's ortho appt tomorrow.
Drinks would make it worse so not going that route.
I used to joke that I had him tied up in the basement and if he has surgery he won't be tied up but would probably be in the basement apt. Golly. I should stop joking for the rest of my life.
He's fine, my King of Incidental Findings. I'm convinced the head ortho doc wants him as a case study for residents. I'm going to crack up soon, not that anyone could tell the difference.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (CWTWj)
Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 23, 2026 06:57 PM (rg/w7)
A white Obama. Makes more sense than Biden.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
This is most certainly true.
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (Fn+3X)
A white Obama. Makes more sense than Biden.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UirZC)
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Biden was Obama's VP. Biden made a whole lot more sense than Beshear does now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (38W+X)
I'll bet her nickname is Flea or something like that.
Honcho Villa.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (hzuYO)
I'm sorry. I missed what is going on with your husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: gnats local 678
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I know it's the horde mind in action.... but, damn son, you went there.
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (dyStT)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 07:03 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 07:03 PM (47/pr)
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"War?"
-Canadian military
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (38W+X)
I'm sorry. I missed what is going on with your husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)
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Nothing major I don't think. A torn muscle in his hip. AI says he's old and other muscles are supporting or something. No limp or pain. Found looking for something else.
I just freak out at the unknown and it's taken almost a month as the King of Ortho was out of town. I chose him as he's the best. He normally only sees patients up to 50yrs an professional athletes.
We have no idea why my dude was not booted off to a lesser man or sports medicine.
IF he has surgery, based on AI, he would be on crutches for 6wks. We have lots of stairs, which is why I have chosen the basement for him.
It is not a big deal, I just don't deal well with waiting or the unknown.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)
It seems to be driven by an effort to be accepting of everyone, but over time it warps to exclude people who don’t have the exact preferred ideology.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Hey looks like some outside information is slowly percolating in!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)
I don't see any shortage of those.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)
For the most part, Lesbians are just ugly women who want to be loved and can’t get a man. They are ugly on the inside and out. Most men are repelled by that.
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We know one who has handled our dogs when HM is in the Midwest. Nice lady and quite attractive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (O7YUW)
If it is real, it looks like a joke. Like it was Halloween or they lost a bet or something.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (8mulE)
Yep!
Jack Mac
@JackMac
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1h
The Lesbian bar in Western Mass causing a queer civil war thanks to lifting their mask mandates in 2026 is the story of the year.
You could sit down 10 of the best comedians and not come up with what this article gave us.
Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: chamber of lesbian commerce at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (v3pYe)
I'm sorry. I will pray that rough places are made smooth for both your husband and mother.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (CW
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I think she/he/it kept shaving those little patches for years to grow a sexy Hitler moustache. Otherwise no clue.
I don't think nose hairs...or that could be the huge reason for masks. Let us hope there is no septum ring.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (hzuYO)
Begun, the Crone Wars have.
Posted by: Based Yoda at September 23, 2026 07:09 PM (UirZC)
I understand the rate of domestic violence among lesbians is really something. I guess any study will never be allowed to see the light of day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:09 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
How do you think U-Haul stays in business?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (HeG1i)
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JAIL THEM
let them spend the night in the tank - minimum - even if an innocent one is caught up in the sweep he will, in the future, not want a cheater next to him.
The cheating won't stop until the one's running the show face punition.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (AJWch)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD
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Thank you. I am just being a nitwit as after a month of waiting I get loco.
Mother's stuff started this week and my brother is there. She's ok (I think). Back stuff at 95yrs old and she may be not so independent in the future. It's only a matter of time. I don't multi stress well anymore.
I'm praying a lot that this will pass and I can go back to regularly scheduled insanity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:11 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (HeG1i)
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Price gouging people who are fleeing Dem hellhole cities?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (guGkK)
BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
Posted by: beckster
This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
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Her's on first?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2026 07:14 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 07:14 PM (AJWch)
https://tinyurl.com/msww2ctf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:15 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Mariah Thomas (put 1 month child in oven) at September 23, 2026 07:17 PM (UirZC)
>Ace doesn't take his phone when he's noodling.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)
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Thank you. This is NOTHING except I don't handle stress well anymore.
In the past when stuff was every really, really bad I do well. Someone could bleed in front of me and I'm still calm. But make me wait and I become a loon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Paco
Well, you can see just about all of her in her new ads!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)
Like a mini cheesecake.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
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Even from where I'm sitting 2000 miles away, they smell divine.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)
Waiting sucks but for me uncertainty is worse. If or once you know he's having it you can prepare.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)
Yes.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:21 PM (RIvkX)
Whats next Stockholm Learing Centers?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (DPPrP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)
He "should" be limping weirdly or having pain based on the tear and retraction. He's doing neither, which is why I think he will be a case study.
I do hope no surgery and brand new pain for him (he has back pain due to long distance running and arthritis from his parents).
I will be a good nursie for him altho I hated ortho in school. Let's hope it does not come to surgery, and if it does he says it will have to be compelling before he will agree to it.
Maybe there's magic that AI doesn't cover. He'd go for stem cell injections or PRP out of pocket. No problem for those.
I'd go for a strong gin martini right now but will wait til Friday.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:25 PM (hzuYO)
She had to be on drugs.
Or trying to climb aboard the Linsey Clancy popularity train. I mean, even if the crib is large and white, it doesn't have dials and switches.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 07:26 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)
A board member of a gay media empire was seemingly pushed out his role after an employee uproar over his expression of support for President Donald Trump on social media.
Jay Katari resigned from the board of equalpride, a parent company that owns prominent LGBTQ magazines and outlets such as The Advocate, Out, and Them after journalist Kevin Ortega-Rojas dug up a photo of the Utah-based businessman sporting a read hat reading “Trump” and “Keep America Great.”
Katari was tapped as a “Strategic Advisor, Growth & Innovation” just two weeks earlier, according to The Advocate, one of equalpride’s magazines — but his name has since been scrubbed from the LGBTQ-focused media firm’s website.
Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (JrHfD)
Because it's the Church of What's Happening Now, just like the United Church of Canada (spit).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (oTHyh)
Posted by: Braenyard
The traitor John Brennen is a traitor who deserves a traitors fate. He's a communist. Probably a muslim brotherhood fan boy too. Could be a convert. He's definitely a communist and a traitor.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Oddbob
Of course it did! It had a busy box mounted on it!
https://tinyurl.com/56r2tps6
I'm suing Fischer-Price for failing to warn me of the dangers their product created!!!
Posted by: Mariah Thomas (put 1 month child in oven) at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (UirZC)
In a press release, the FAA stated: "A MK-58 Hawker Hunter crashed into the Pacific Ocean near San Luis Obispo, California, around 6:50 p.m. local time on Tuesday, Sept. 22, after the pilot reported an engine issue. Only the pilot was on board. The FAA will investigate."
Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:32 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (DPPrP)
Hiya BH don't know if this will make the thread before it ends but thanks for checking in it's appreciated.
We're waiting for an MRI to see if it's mild or something much more serious. At a minimum she needs minor surgery. And yes the wait is killing me. But she's a tough bitch so she's doing ok. But I know her and so I know she needs me just the same.
Tearing hair out but whatever. We'll get there.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (vE0+H)
A lot of these girls say they’re lesbians just because they kissed another girl at a party. And it’s their badge of progressive values which are manditory here.
Many of them will settle down with a guy by the time they’re 30.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (xJpuh)
The postal worker said it wasn't political, he was just lazy and he dumped that mail at the beginning of his shift. Given the laziness of government drones, it might even be true!
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 23, 2026 07:42 PM (IeYnM)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (AMvSw)
For 20 Years, Climate Alarmists Have Been Claiming That "Global Warming" Made Hurricanes More Numerous and More Severe.
For the First Time in Over 100 Years, We've Had a Hurricane-Free Summer.
For the first time in more than a century, there has been not one single hurricane by September 21st.
Chris MartzYou'd think the media would be talking about this, because they love stories about weather anomalies, but no, it's mostly just Fox and conservative outlets reporting the story. The climate mongers are of course absolutely silent about this. Michael Schellenberger notes that the leftist "climate scientists" have been torturing the data until it confesses what they want it to say for a long, long time.
@ChrisMartzWX Sep 22 For the first time in 112 years, there have been ZERO Atlantic hurricanes by this point in the calendar year. The last time this happened was in 1914, two years after the R.M.S. Titanic sank. 1914 was the year that my great-grandmother was born. It was also the year World War I broke out, and when the Panama Canal officially opened to traffic. Charlie Chaplin directed his first film, Caught in a Cabaret, that year too. Year-to-date accumulated cyclone energy (ACE), an integrated metric that accounts for tropical cyclone frequency, intensity, and duration, is lowest on record in the satellite era (since 1966) with 6.3 units generated. Overall since 1851, North Atlantic ACE is lowest year-to-date since 1929 (although pre-satellite era data should be taken with a grain of salt). To have a TOP FIVE end-of-year total overall, Atlantic ACE must remain below 18.1 units. To have a TOP FIVE satellite-era end-of-year total, ACE must remain below 34.4 units. The latter is almost certainly doable I think. A top five finish since 1851 is going to be hard to accomplish, but is possible. October will ultimately decide our ranking. Interestingly and perhaps unsurprisingly, of the top ten lowest year-to-date ACE totals, all were either El Niño or ENSO netural.
Know-nothing Democrat propagandist Jake Tapper, as non-expert as a non-expert can be in all matters, has been pushing the climate hoax all his life.
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger Climate change makes hurricanes more frequent and intense, they said. But for the first time in 112 years, the Atlantic hasn't produced a single one. On storms, sea level, and droughts, manipulated models can show, under equally valid assumptions, the exact opposite trends. For two decades, scientists have said that human emissions have made hurricanes stronger, seas rise faster, and droughts more severe. "This combined PDI has nearly doubled over the past 30 yr," said the 2005 Nature paper by Kerry Emanuel of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, with PDI being his index of storm power. Warming raised the odds that a storm reached major hurricane strength by "about 8% per decade," said the 2020 paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) by James Kossin of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Climate change made a storm like Hurricane Melissa more frequent "by a factor of about 5," said the Nov. 6, 2025 report by World Weather Attribution (WWA). The seas would rise "0.5 to 1.4 meters above the 1990 level" by 2100, said the 2007 Science paper by Stefan Rahmstorf of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research. The atmosphere's thirst had "made droughts 40% more severe across the globe," the University of Oxford said in June 2025 of a paper in Nature, which the journal retracted on Sept. 2. "It is likely that the global proportion of major (Category 3-5) tropical cyclone occurrence has increased over the last four decades," the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said in 2021. But in every case, the instruments directly measuring the phenomenon in question (storm strength, tide gauges, and rain gauges) show no trend, or no acceleration, beyond natural variability. Atlantic hurricane counts rose across the 20th century only because ships and satellites found storms that earlier detection methods had missed, and the recorded increases "are consistent with changes in observing practices and not likely a true climate trend," concluded the 2021 Nature Communications paper by Gabriel Vecchi of Princeton and Chris Landsea of the National Hurricane Center. Meanwhile, 2026 is the first year since 1914 that the Atlantic has produced six named storms and no hurricanes. In terms of sea level rise, "There is no evidence for an apparent acceleration in the past 100+ years that is significant either statistically, or in comparison to values associated with global warming," found a 1992 study by Bruce Douglas. That remains the case today. "In both datasets, approximately 95% of the suitable locations show no statistically significant acceleration of the rate of sea level rise," said an August 2025 paper by Hessel Voortman and Rob De Vos, which ran the test at 204 stations in one global network and 39 in another. "Meteorological droughts do not show any substantial changes at the global scale in at least the last 120 years," concluded a 2022 review by Sergio Vicente-Serrano of the Spanish National Research Council, who co-wrote the Oxford paper. "We find no significant acceleration of drought trends across ~99% of quasi-global land area under either PET type," said a September 2026 paper in Communications Earth & Environment by Jiameng Xu, Kaighin McColl of Harvard and seven co-authors, PET being the atmosphere's potential to evaporate water.
Media misinfo, based on activist scientists manipulating models and formulas, caused people to believe insane things. A survey of 15,793 young Americans found that 63% believe humanity is doomed and 52% are "hesitant to have children." Total sample on left and Dems on right pic.twitter.com/2ZPp38e15I
— Michael Shellenberger (@shellenberger) September 23, 2026
Hey @CapitalWeather, remember this? 'Worsening and multiplying' Atlantic hurricanes due to global warming was a trending thing in the Washington Post six years ago.🤥 https://t.co/JgQ1Jw8ZV0 pic.twitter.com/9H9nnCjkme
— Steve Milloy (@JunkScience) September 21, 2026
"97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."
— MAZE (@mazemoore) September 23, 2026
Also... https://t.co/3h73ch5OLv pic.twitter.com/pZIwWtbmpw
Hi there. Meteorologist here. ⛈️
— Chris Martz (@ChrisMartzWX) September 22, 2026
It’s called “El Niño,” not a “Godzilla-level phenomenon.”
It’s just a natural mode of internal climate variability. This year, we are in an unusually strong warm phase of it.
But it’s not supercharging the imaginary “climate crisis.” For… https://t.co/Bj8YEjdwyt
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (aJQbY)
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1. Since when do we vote on science?
2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (FhXTo)
Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..
What about the fish and the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (jGtoG)
I'm sure back when Katrina and Gustav were doing their thing to the Gulf coast, that we had a year with the most hurricanes ever (I think they ran out of alphabet, or were near to it). The fear mongers insisted that that was the way it was always going to be from there on out, and then there were none the following year.
Maybe it was none that made landfall?
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 23, 2026 05:37 PM (hWyO8)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)
Maybe it was none that made landfall?
Posted by: Methos,
It doesn't really matter, because global warming will destroy the earth by 2012.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: The Experts at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (MWfyi)
Sweden opined that they should keep her
as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)
Will you look at that, climate change went away and I didn't do a darned thing. Maybe that was the key.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (UlN4g)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (qwype)
So . . . climate is changing?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (q7KFe)
The weather must serve the Revolution.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Y8DZL)
About time for another Ebola outbreak.
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (qwype)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (q7KFe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: The Experts at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)
They keep repeating on the California news station, "This is the strongest El Nino in recorded history!!!"
And then you see at the bottom of the chart that "recorded history" only goes back to when they have satellites capable of measuring seawater temperatures -- i.e. the 1980s.
Ooops.
For all we know, this is a typical El Nino patterm.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Ann at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)
Climate queering.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (UlN4g)
It's not like the sun has any influence on Earth's weather.
I get so tired of this shit...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Powerless To Resist at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sAmhv)
"Oh, we're supposed to get worse weather??? Well, how come we have fewer storms than ever, brainiac??? You guys keep crying wolf, all part of your liberal agenda."
Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.
Hurricanes are vital for replenishing underground aquifers and lakes.
The el Nino will indeed be ridiculously strong. Another once in a lifetime event I get to live through!
There's also been a lot of Sahara dust this season. It also slows down the formation of hurricanes.
We may have no hurricanes, but my kid has been weather delayed 3 times in the past two weeks due to lightning storms. There were zero delays *last year*.
There sure seems to be a lot of unprecedented events happening lately.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:47 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)
This person was allowed to breed.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (KC5Lt)
Sweden opined that they should keep her
as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)
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HEY!!!
We have standards too ya know.
Posted by: The Sharks at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
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Climate sodomy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lawrence Welk Fan. at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Fn+3X)
They may have used a fictional character on purpose.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (UlN4g)
Posted by: The Wind at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (vSaT+)
El Nino strong this year. So, Pacific based storms are plentiful due to goblal climate change.
El Nino strong this year due to climate change and the wind shear is disallowing Atlantic storms to form
Next year when El Nina increases, and Atlantic storms go back to normal they will say exactly the opposite.
It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)
I golfed yesterday with the Geezers. A bit of drizzle to start but sun broke out at the turn. Had a good round.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (2WIwB)
Sweden opined that they should keep her
as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)
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HEY!!!
We have standards too ya know.
Posted by: The Sharks at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)
Yeah, I suspect she would be tough and mostly poison.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sAmhv)
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It is an op. A very obvious one. They do it every election year. Watch what they do, not what polls say.
El-Sayed is actually bringing Harris to campaign with him. He must be down by 10 points in internal polling.
He's the top of the ticket, so they are going to try to prop him up to prevent down-ballot annihilation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
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Climate sodomy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Yummy!! That's HOT!!
Posted by: Pete Butigiegiggity at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (sAmhv)
He has a blog. Google him. He’s worth a read.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)
If we ever figure out how these fuckwits can hold diametrically opposing notions at the same time, maybe we can start to cure the disease.
I know it boggles my mind.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)
*insert 2001 ape motif here*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
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Global warning is real and it's spectacular. Without it my house would be under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Yay warming!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Can't tell that to relative retards who do not have sense enough to just fucking say 'I don't fucking know.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)
"I don't ever recall it being this windy before they put those Wind Farms up in Eastern Colorado." - noted one local resident.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (q7KFe)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UirZC)
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Ah. Makes perfect sense. All good news is really bad because it means we really have to worry more. Murder rate down? --- that's bad because it means more people alive to be killed. Wife not cheating? -- that's bad because she wants to even more...
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Q/FnY)
It's all absurd, on its face, and always has been. What was the great physicist Feyman's observation: "the greatest scandal in scientific history" (though he didn't experience the The Great Idiocy of 2020).
And in the specific case in question, of course, there's no reason a "warming" climate would necessarily result in more, or more powerful, tropical storms. Not how it works. Jeebus.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Confused Moron at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I found a very interesting cheapie paperback book at a thrift store: It was the first volume of what was intended to be an annual series, titled something like "Wild Earth: A Compendium of the year's most extreme natural phenomenon: 1972 edition," (forget exact wording of title), which turned out to be exactly that: 300 pages detailed all the crazy weather that happened that year, around the world.
And -- it was indeed "wild"! All sorts of crazy-ass shit happened all over the globe. In 1972. And if that had been in the internet era, each and every incident would have been touted as "proof" that "Climate Change" was happening.
And this of course goes on every year, since the beginning of time -- there is ALWAYS crazy weather SOMEWHERE in the world. That's not "change," that's saying the same. Real
Climate change" would be a year of nothing happening, no extremes and no trends.
But then they'd invent a new crisis:
Climate Stasis!
Panic everyone -- nothing is happening! Without weather, we'll all die!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)
He has a blog. Google him. He’s worth a read.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (W2Pud)
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We are going to see a lot of universities closing in the next few years and the baby bust has its long-delayed effect. Boutique majors are going to bust first, and without government subsidies "climate change" will also collapse.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Climate scientists (real ones) have understood the El Nino and La Nina effects for a long time.
El Nino causes more wind shear in Atlantic basin, which is deadly to the formation of hurricanes because they need calm wind to enable circulation.
In the Pacific the opposite happens and they get less wind shear and more hurricanes. Since this has been an exceptionally large and warmer El Nino this year the Western Pacific has been getting hammered with major hurricane after major hurricane all summer.
The opposite effects occur during La Nina events when the waters in the equatorial Pacific cool down instead of warm up.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
Color me shocked!
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)
"I don't ever recall it being this windy before they put those Wind Farms up in Eastern Colorado." - noted one local resident.
Posted by: garrett
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Again, impeccable logic. I did a study and wind farms tend to be the windiest placed in the country -- Coincidence???!??
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wb0lP)
Is there a double-blind study? Because that's the gold standard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (wb0lP)
This is... how you say? Unsurprising.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
Shhh....you had me at "Greta squealed."
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)
You'd better clear that with your HOA.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Toto at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2Cry5)
It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)
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1. Since when do we vote on science?
2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)
Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)
George Will?
Posted by: Confused Moron at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (UirZC)
No, this is a different baseball cuck: BaseballCrank.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
And gay.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (UirZC)
*insert 2001 ape motif here*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2Cry5)
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Mel Brooks' version where they all jerk off is much more appropriate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)
It's not like the sun has any influence on Earth's weather.
I get so tired of this shit...
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Max was a little over a year ago.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)
In my experience, moose can't read and don't care about those signs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (rdVOm)
Put in a comparable context, you couldn't get approval for a veterinary cosmetic medicine with the sample size and direct observations used to promote the outlandish hypothesis. Yet much of the world economy is saddled with this enervating, destructive mass looting.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (U/Byj)
Next thing you'll tell me is that 4 out of 5 dentists don't really recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (guGkK)
We have a nice nor'easter bearing down us. Assuming a tree limb doesn't fall on my house I'm looking forward to it.
If any of you are worried about me, I set up a GoFundMe beer account.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dipshit McGee at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (baA/K)
My absolute favorite answer. No other answer makes me half as happy to use.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (q7KFe)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)
If we ever figure out how these fuckwits can hold diametrically opposing notions at the same time, maybe we can start to cure the disease.
I know it boggles my mind.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (vSaT+)
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Double-think is real, but it ain't spectacular.
Unless you mean spectacularly awful at perceiving reality.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)
To be fair, who's going to argue with them? Not this guy. *two thumbs to chest*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)
Godzilla is a wimp!!!
Posted by: Ramtha at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (KC5Lt)
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The feds will be here, just like in the primaries, probably more of them. I mean, Trump carried the state, and the GOP took the House, so some parts work.
Benson might be indicted in October. There are rumblings of clerks preserving records and feds digging stuff up the Biden's people tried to bury. We shall see.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)
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1. Since when do we vote on science?
2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)
Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)
I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that just maybe they were making it all up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)
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I have a decades old deer trail that goes directly through the middle of my property (which I love). But, down the road, my neighbor absolutely hates them. I believe he might actually have a phobia....and the hilarious thing is that the deer trail continues down to his property. He puts out pie plates on trees and all kinds of other nonsense, and they just plow through there anyway. It's wonderful.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)
George Will?
Posted by: Confused Moron
No, this is a different baseball cuck: BaseballCrank.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I'm surprised Will is still active. Latest X post?
Weighing the ‘disastrous, cascading consequences’ if China takes Taiwan
So...still a neocon warhawk.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Duke at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5)
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Global buggering! Or, since Ace is on a lesbian bender of late, global scissoring!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Q/FnY)
Has anything like that ever happened before?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (dXMch)
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Wkrcf)
227 Uh...what? -
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (YcOeP)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Godzilla is a wimp!!!
Posted by: Ramtha at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (FZ29D)
Also, there are photos of Anchorage in February in the 1950's without a lick of snow.
How could that be?
Oh, yeah, every year "climate" varies. Huh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (q7KFe)
I hate to use or hear it. It says (as a postscript) 'i also fo not care much.' Ill usually say 'Ill find out' or 'I don't know right now.' When people use it on me, I once said 'then what is the point of you?'
But in this case, I don't know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)
Weighing the ‘disastrous, cascading consequences’ if China takes Taiwan
So...still a neocon warhawk.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (UirZC)
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Maybe, but I'm neither and I have a muti-part series of posts at my blog (link in nic) examining how it might happen how it might turn out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Back in the day I attended games played in monsoons, with Zeus throwing bolts all over the place.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Cqx++)
Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)
If any of you are worried about me, I set up a GoFundMe beer account.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m
Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
Tots secure!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Orson
*****
How does he know they prefer to eat cake?
Posted by: Duke at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (hyQrc)
What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about it?
He's in a holding pattern, still waiting on the USAID NGO check that was supposed to be in the mail.
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (Wkrcf)
Posted by: Max K at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (F1PEw)
Back in the day I attended games played in monsoons, with Zeus throwing bolts all over the place.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NYInA)
You'd think some lighting rods would reduce any chance of a strike inside a stadium. They certainly keep church steeples safe.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Climate Scientist No. 2 at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)
And should I have invested in property insurers last spring. They are clearing a bundle. Dividend time?
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (sl73Y)
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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Lots of virgins on the left, but mostly men.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)
An attorney can get her way more than $100.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Humans are now perfect, but only if brown, gay, and Democrat.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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The no kings protests were majority virgin. Post-menopausal, memory home resident virgin. The weather gods are asking the left for virgins with a monkey's paw.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (2ap+5)
Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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*waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
It's the Weirding Way. The Kwizatch Haderach will have awakened!
Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
Not even $100 and a poncho?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (guGkK)
Tots secure!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)
I see how it is. Beware of morons offering to help.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (vSaT+)
... I just don't know what to think.
Other than some serious blood letting is in order.
Seriously... this is an argument. Every time here in KY we have a torrential rain... there's accidents. And there's a bunch of; "global warming" idiots that flood the feed.
Yes.. bots... but where are the "sane bots"?
Posted by: Toto at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (2Cry5)
Tots secure!!!
Your generosity is noted but I prefer a shorter walk to the fridge.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
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Don't forget David French and Jonah Goldberg. Neither have known the warmth of a woman.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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Judging by the bitter, obese, power glasses, flourscent haired, snarling menagerie of a selection pool, I'd be willing to guess that the Left has an over-abundance of virgins, and that's part of the reason they are so angry all the time, and willing to cancel those they envy at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I much prefer the 2001 Tim Burton Planet of the Apes! https://tinyurl.com/mr3kjcpa
Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
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Don't forget David French and Jonah Goldberg. Neither have known the warmth of a woman.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Puts me in mind of an earlier comment here: Last time that dude smelled pussy he was being shot out of one.
Disgusting terminology, but accurate description.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (vSaT+)
It's the Weirding Way. The Kwizatch Haderach will have awakened!
Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)
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The global fappening.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
The rod is a 'better' place to strike than your average 6 foot dude on the field if mounted on the roof. The pointed shape increases the charge faster, making it a more probable place for the strike to hit.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
The Paolo, he smiles to himself.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB)
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Takes "skyjacking" to a whole new level.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)
You have to admit that one Russian woman on the space station was pretty hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (UirZC)
You missed the cute stewardess on the flight to the moon.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Ash at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (vbXSk)
Something changed in the society -- maybe we lost contact with the land and farming, but people have to have a villain to everything that happens. They want to control the world, and when they can't they blame Trump, or corporations, or Jews... there always has to be something.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
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Or a 1-iron.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Iron Will at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (Fn+3X)
this right here is why we need to import more third-world scholars!
Posted by: university regents at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (vbXSk)
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China has been getting wrecked by storms, lots of flooding, huge dam failure, bridges washed away, but it make communism look bad, no it must not be talked about.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
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Or a 1-iron.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)
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Naaaa. Even God has a tough time hitting a 1-iron.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)
Leftism is based entirely on envy. How dare someone else be successful while I make the morning coffee for a bunch of overdressed lawyers? How dare real men want to date women who dress like women and behave with manners and morals? Why am I not a millionaire when I really want to be but can't get out of bed to go to work? Why am I not paid a high salary for my empowering women's studies advanced degree? Why don't the members of the WNBA make the millions that the men of the NBA do?
It is all envy, by fuckwits, who cannot figure out how to get ahead without being a complete slug and drain on the national economy. They really haven't a clue about how the world works.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)
Great Lee Trevino line!
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)
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Same thing with inflation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (RIvkX)
Fly the friendly skies with United.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)
Matt Jones enters the chat. Right before he has another stroke or seizure.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (1/wqL)
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Takes "skyjacking" to a whole new level.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)
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Why would she just stand up and say, "Hey, scooter here sitting next to me thinks it's A-OK to rub one out on this airplane. I'm looking for biggest, meanest, most intimidating man to switch seats with me. Any takers?"
I question the veracity of the 25 year old's claims.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)
I heard the claim that since it has been named Gulf of America, the storms can't get in anymore. Note no hurricanes in Lake America either.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: fd
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ugh. I had an EM fields proof who would put this crap on the test after not covering it at all.
From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited. Like at most a radius equal to the height of the rod. the main benefit is the cable down to earth that avoids pipes and wires and structures inside the house.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)
Obozo promised, but Trump delivered.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vSaT+)
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Envy, greed, pride and wrath.
Toxic brew.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)
The dispute over Missouri's new congressional map returned to the Supreme Court for the third time, with justices considering whether the state can use the GOP-backed map in the midterm elections.
People Not Politicians, the group opposing the redrawn congressional map, filed an emergency motion with the U.S. Supreme Court on Sept. 22 after the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit ruled that using the 2022 map in the Nov. 3 general elections would be unconstitutional, as the state had already used the redrawn 2025 map in the August 2026 primaries.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)
Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vSaT+)
So... fewer hurricanes causes more hurricanes? Joseph Heller bows. "That's some catch, that Catch-22."
Hurricanes are vital for replenishing underground aquifers and lakes.
Damn you, Donald Drumpf!!! Give us back our hurricanes!!
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)
The cone of protection. It's not very wide.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 23, 2026 06:16 PM (VtGHd)
"Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings."
"Those who were supposed to guarantee collective security and human rights failed in their task. Instead, they allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish."
-Javier Milei
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Love this man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)
I question the veracity of the 25 year old's claims.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)
By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)
Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vSaT+)
A lightening strike close enough is gonna scare the crap outta you anyway so might as welk be ready.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)
When I was about to go off to college my brother and I were walking the fields to the mall when we saw a thunderstorm coming with lightning so we turned back. It caught up with us walking along a tree line towards a metal shed about 20 foot away. Then a stroke hit a tree branch behind us even closer, setting the branch on fire. We took off to the house across the yard and one stroke hit behind us and one hit the TV antenna of the house and it glowed white. The people in the house let us in until the storm passed a bit later.
So lighting may not hit the same place, but it can get pretty damn close.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (vSaT+)
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I had always heard it as the slightly less gross redneck version: "That boy ain't had pussy since pussy had him."
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)
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Heh...I had a high school teacher who used throw that in when doing attendance every time he got to the "G's".
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)
Absolute bullshit. Complete, and total, bullshit. Ignores everything known about how to install grounding for anything.
Lighting happens because, for the sake of simplicity, a voltage develops in those clouds and the ground. The literally fucking ground.
An arc happens. It goes where it goes. Not always in big enough values to bother with the least resistive path. Its a wave event.
In that instance ? A lightning rod is ABSOLUTELY like sticking a golf club in the air. A dumb damn idea.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)
Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: tcn in AK "
No, it's to prevent voltage passing thru your body because of a potential difference between your feet. It's called "step voltage".
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)
Ask for some ice water, spill it on his lap.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)
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Gen X women would have offered commentary so loud the whole plane could have heard it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Diogenes
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and a one, and a two, and a three.....
Posted by: Larry at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: fd
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ugh. I had an EM fields proof who would put this crap on the test after not covering it at all.
From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited.
Posted by: bob
For CONVENTIONAL lightning rods, sure. In the former Yugoslavia (and elsewhere in the Soviet sphere, probably), factories and critical infrastructure were protected by rods tipped with radioactive Cobalt 60, which was supposed to attract lightning due to their ionizing rays or something. I guess they kind of worked, but having exposed chunks of radioactive material everywhere was a problem, especially after governments fell, factories were abandoned, and lightning rods started falling over or getting scavenged for metal...
Posted by: Military Moron at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)
Oh, the claim about El Nino trends was from the journal Science. Come on folks, the journal is called "Science". You simply must accept whatever's in there. Including ridiculous articles about the origins of SARS-COV-19, for example. Lol.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (U/Byj)
We've documented... perhaps poorly, but probably not, that the sun has a huge influence on our climate.
We should use "climate" and not "weather" to con the rubes....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: tcn in AK
That's the hottest part!!!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (UirZC)
The pointed shape creates an intense field at the point which makes it an attractive location relative to other areas. It is also higher. When it gets hit, the charge is sent through the ground through the ground wire instead of a path that will burn or explode.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)
I only travel with DH. He would have taken care of it for me. But had it been only me, I would have announced it to the damned world. Humiliation usually works wonders.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (vSaT+)
He has Hormones, too. It's not like he's killing three babies next to her.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (q7KFe)
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (1/wqL)
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Calm down, Beavis.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (oqH4h)
The object is to provide a safe ground when lighting does strike, which it usually does to the highest object around, regardless of whether it has a rod on it or not.
That's not to say lighting won't strike a lower object too, it often does.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (MWfyi)
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Is a full flight really that sexy?
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (Cqx++)
I would have shamed that bastard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (W2Pud)
*gesticulates wildly*
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)
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That's why I'm not buying the story. A flight attendant is not going to ignore such behavior. Neither are the people sitting around the guy.
I'm going with Ms. 25 year old being a Karen, and perhaps even having an ulterior motive.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:23 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)
My guess is he's not turned off and on by expected things.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:23 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (q7KFe)
I'm going with Ms. 25 year old being a Karen, and perhaps even having an ulterior motive.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)
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"If you don't refund my flight, I shall tell on you."
"Get bent."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
They can have my Chakra when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Posted by: Al Gore at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (UirZC)
I would have shamed that bastard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (W2Pud)
Pretty likely he would have got off on that. Then what do you do other than slug him in the fucking face.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (vE0+H)
I would have shamed that bastard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (W2Pud)
Oh, honey, I would pay money to hear that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (v3pYe)
I bet she wouldn't have complained if he was a Billionaire Minotaur.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (q7KFe)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (U/Byj)
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Ah, I always wondered whether "Ace" was a nickname--instead its an acronym.
Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Dragline at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (wb0lP)
"Science"
Posted by: Halfhand at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (CHq+B)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yeah-- "cold cock" him! LOL
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (rdVOm)
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I think hot tea or coffee would produce an immediate cessation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Pretty much Chinese influence is wrapped around the entire political and media to the extent that asshole members of those institutions and their miserable grifting families are selling out their native countries just to get a buck. Apparently the defense contractors and many of the senior flag officers were in on it too until Hegseth.
Witness how Lockheed just recently sent ultra top secret F-35 parts to Australia via Chinese owned logistics company--the goods never arrived for the Australians. Or Los Alamos and other nuclear research labs opening themselves up wide to bring in Chicom visiting profs and grad students.
Basically the US ruling class is so resistant to Trump because they have been pimping Uncle Sam to all of our country's strategic and economic rivals so they can take turns screwing us.
I don't think we have ever seen such a group of asshole ruling class folks in the West--even before WWI as they were just stupid, not corrupt and evil.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)
How could that be? It's, like, a hundred miles away.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (isOGd)
That was like 10+ years ago.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (q7KFe)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)
And ... bullshit.
Any arc big enough to bridge that air gap ? Like, you know, lightning ?
It doesn't stop just because it hit the ground. Because it had a bunch of potential just to arc to the ground.
The only effective thing I've seen against lightning ... and John Q Homeowner ain't going to pay for it ... is a very spider-web like grid of ground bars. With welding cable thick conductors to shit bonded to structural steel.
And even then. Transients fuck everything up. Because lightning is, by definition, a transient event.
Yet folks on the internet try to apply whatever they learned in high school. Loudly. With confidence.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (1/wqL)
"It's a trap! There will now be hurricanes in the winter!"
Or, "This is building up to next season where there will be 4x the number of CAT 5's!!11!!
The ice is melting! Where is Greta Thundermug?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (hzuYO)
One minor change and the statement may still be true.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)
Well, they sure as heck aren't big enough for anything else.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (vSaT+)
But when American citizens were forced to spend the winter in tents in North Carolina, it was "fuck those guys, these illegal aliens need that FEMA money more."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Military Moron at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (UirZC)
The decay emits a Beta two gamma rays. The Betas momentum will strip off electrons from the air, and perhaps the gamma might too. I suppose it might make it a better target than average. The cloud chambers you might have seen in physics class use supersaturated air to form water droplets around these ionized atoms as the beta rips past them, making a visible track at each decay. Pretty cool.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (vSaT+)
So would he, I'm guessing.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (MWfyi)
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To avoid lightning strikes...just don't stand next to Roy Sullivan....who was hit by lightning seven times. Including while sitting in his back yard, and while driving his truck. Of course, Roy is now deceased....but it wasn't the lightning that got him.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (UdrMW)
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Is a full flight really that sexy?
Posted by: ...
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Incurable pron addict or exhibitionist. But tell me, was the pron busty lesbian pron that was instigating this--might he have been an Ewok perchance? Was he dressed in hobo pelts?
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)
"Theoretical models, including those based on leader propagation dynamics, demonstrate that the fundamental assumptions underlying ESE technology are inconsistent with established principles of atmospheric physics and high-voltage engineering."
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (vSaT+)
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Heh, well, yes, The Paolo, he knows this too from unhappy experience.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Look, I'm joining the Mile High Club with or without assistance!
Posted by: Dedicated Perv at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (1/wqL)
Well the stoppage of church steeples being burned out in the 1750s and after must have just been God, then. Good to know.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)
Us kids were down there playing right near the box, and I guess crack made my cousin drop his lollipop. Then the break box 'sploded. Must have been the breaker, as it blew open the door.
We thought his lollipop blew up
Posted by: Dragline at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (wb0lP)
Wouldn't he stop if the seat were empty? I guess they wanted him to finish.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (isOGd)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Welp, the airlines have already screwed you coming and going and I guess that gets some people up for more action.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (E4rtv)
And even then. Transients fuck everything up. Because lightning is, by definition, a transient event.
Yet folks on the internet try to apply whatever they learned in high school. Loudly. With confidence.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (1/wqL)
I think you are likely to be full of crap on this topic. I designed plenty of lightening protection systems on military bases, and those systems are engineered and tested, and they work.
I don't know what axe you need to grind, but honestly, if it were fake, I doubt we would have spent the money on it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (vSaT+)
No no it said he was masturbating because the flight was full. Nevermind...
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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You know that world's longest and highest suspension bridge they just opened and are so proud of in China. Just wait. It is smack dab in the middle of earthquake territory. I give it two years tops.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)
No shit. Because when it comes to lightning ? Its an analog world. Wood is a conductor with enough voltage. So is concrete. And on and on.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yeah-- "cold cock" him! LOL
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (rdVOm)
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I think hot tea or coffee would produce an immediate cessation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes, but that could be considered assault and get the woman in trouble.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (iulL+)
Forget the hot coffee/tea-- don't want any injury lawsuit.
A glass of tomato juice! Guaranteed to stain the trousers front (and back, since he's sitting). Fifty bucks to reimburse and the jerk has to wear it publicly until he can change clothes.
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (rdVOm)
Oh, there's a specific group of tiny hat wearing people that can VERY effectively control lightning!!!!
Posted by: Candace Owens at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (2Cry5)
I suppose some people can never raise themselves up from their animal urges, even to just keep it to themselves. So much for advanced behavior in primates.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (5C90x)
Then why are you here ? Because every data-center in the country is paying big, big money to do exactly what you apparently already perfected.
Go get paid.
And tell us, how did you prevent the back-current from ground potential coming right into the house ? I'd love to hear this.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (1/wqL)
Forget the hot coffee/tea-- don't want any injury lawsuit.
A glass of tomato juice! Guaranteed to stain the trousers front (and back, since he's sitting). Fifty bucks to reimburse and the jerk has to wear it publicly until he can change clothes.
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (rdVOm)
Where are you going to get that on a plane?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)
Mark Twain wrote a short story about having lighting rods put on his house. It's pretty funny if you want to look it up.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:34 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Oldcat
Don't they make bloody marys on flights?
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (rdVOm)
As nutty as some of the immediate post-war ideas in the US were for using nuclear power and explosives, the Soviets walked the walk. I recall when the word went out that we might need to help them find remote weather stations scattered around the former USSR (powered by fuels suitable for dirty-bomb applications). And of course the long sad record of Northern Fleet health outcomes.
I remember guys involved in scouting out candidate factories for our defense conversion aid program in the 90s talking about how they wore their dosimeter badges under their shirts. One time they came out of a former light industry factory with their badges maxed out, and they were having fun trying to decide where in the building the "stuff" was.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (rdVOm)
Granted, if he was a stinky old illegal from Haiti there might have been some freak out and asked for zip ties and gloves to take care of things myself.
Why didn't the flight attendants talk sternly to him? Were there any burly men on the flight? I would have found a few to have a discussion with the perv.
I need to see a photo of the offended as she may have made it up.
I find this difficult to believe.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (hzuYO)
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No, his heart stopped.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)
The problem is ... as soon as you isolate that ground ? You've got a floating system. Which was done, in American Industry, for decades.
Which worked well until thing become locally not-grounded. Bonded is the word. And then some poor fuck touches the box.
I really, really want to hear this "I designed the anti-lightning" shit. I really do.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:42 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (U/Byj)
Milei is from a completely different school of economics, and has the benefit of 80 years of failed mainstream economics to both show what to avoid and to give the Argentinians enough desperation to avoid doing what they always have done (Peronism).
Bukele was accused early on with having secret advisors who were chased out of Venezuela by Chavez, and enough desperation to try what had never been done before
Both El Salvador and Argentina are both rich countries, but the governments have stolen that wealth to buy votes and never gave anything back for running the country. They are an example to the rest of the West - it might work since most of South America is rich in resources and labor - and it looks like it might work.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (rbvCR)
"Science"
Posted by: Halfhand at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (CHq+B)
Previous years like this in western Oregon were "lots of snow with risks of mid-winter Chinooks to melt the accumulated snow" but not so many 17F nights. We might get an ice storm or two also.
Get that extra cord of firewood and make sure you can switch to batteries or propane for a couple of days.
And sandbags if you are down near the river in Portland.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ...
Full of what? Perverts? Scientologists? Amish? Questioning minds want to know. Or at least Qatarlson might have a podcast on the problem and come out on the side of the person who is no longer Master of his Domain.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (E4rtv)
Still a great idea. If you live anywhere near Portland. For who knows what reason.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Why, was United showing Cuties reruns? or Nickelodeon/Disney kids' shows?
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (E4rtv)
My $200K investment in carbon credits is saving the world
Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (jGtoG)
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Candace Owens and Harvey Weinstein deal? Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein groveled for “mercy” during his sentencing in a Manhattan courtroom Wednesday, where prosecutors revealed his alleged plot to pay a podcaster $1.75 million to “instill fear” in his victims. The New York Post thinks that podcaster is Candace Owens.
“Prosecutors alleged during the hearing that they had recordings of Weinstein offering a podcaster $1.75 million in a jailhouse phone call to release videos to help his defense by “contaminating the jury pool and reaching the seated jurors before and after the trials.”
“Blumberg did not identify the podcaster, but Candace Owens released a podcast series in 2025 called “Harvey Speaks,” which featured videos of Weinstein at the notorious city lockup. She didn’t return requests for comment Wednesday.”
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (E4rtv)
This is on Weinstein. If you can't convince Manhattan to pardon you ?
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (1/wqL)
I Voted for This: Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare
All medical fraud requires a "patient" whose name can be used to bill the government for fake services rendered.
Cleaning up the rolls of fake enrollees who are easily used as "Straw Patients" will save billions more in addition to the $2.2 billion which will be saved directly by ending these fraudulent accounts. And deporting the illegal aliens signed up for the fraudulent Obamacare accounts will save even more money.Vice President JD Vance and other Trump administration officials said Tuesday they plan to remove 760,000 Affordable Care Act enrollees from public healthcare exchanges, alleging that the individuals were fraudulently enrolled in the program, or simply do not exist. Vance said the discovery and canceled subsidy payments for hundreds of thousands of people from the exchanges, part of an administration-wide crackdown on fraud, would result in $2.2 billion in cost savings. "We're actually making sure that the people receiving Obamacare subsidies are actually entitled to receive them," said Vance, who leads a government task force to eliminate fraud. He was flanked by Dr. Mehmet Oz, the administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, or CMS, and other administration officials. Vance said the cancellation of approximately 315,000 enrollments covering 760,000 people was done in part because the government was not checking whether people enrolled were eligible. Vance said another 419,000 enrollments will get additional verification to make sure they are eligible for the benefit. The Trump administration also announced a six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage, who officials say commit a disproportionate amount of the fraud they uncovered. ... Premiums doubled or tripled for many enrollees, prompting millions to downgrade their plans or exit the program entirely after the Republican-led Congress allowed the subsidies to expire this year. The Government Accountability Office suggests fraud risks in the advance premium tax credit do exist - however it's unclear at what scale. The GAO conducted covert testing using fictitious ACA applicants enrolled in 2024 and 2025. A report released in December showed that the federal marketplace approved subsidized coverage for almost all of the GAO's 24 fake enrollees.Democrats immediately demanded Trump reinstate the fraudulent accounts -- proving that they're all about the fraud as a means of paying off their (often illegal) voters and then later receiving kickbacks from them.
From fraudulent enrollees, who are illegal aliens, who you claim aren't eligible for Obamacare and aren't on it.
Democratic lawmakers criticized the move to remove enrollees from ACA coverage. Richard E. Neal, a Massachusetts Democrat and ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee, said "Republicans have already created the worst healthcare crisis ever, but every decision by the Trump Administration is designed to keep making it worse." "As if making coverage harder to access through skyrocketing premiums and more red tape wasn't painful enough, they're doubling down to take it away entirely," Neal said.
NEW: VP Vance announces a major fraud crackdown, stopping enrollment for roughly 750,000 people the administration believes are fraudulently enrolled in Obamacare.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 22, 2026
Vance says the move will save taxpayers $2.2 billion.
"We expect that most of these people are fraudulently… pic.twitter.com/E8KmrZU3Wr
🚨 JUST IN: In a STUNNING revelation, VP JD Vance says an Obamacare fraud ring had 40 brokerage agents that funneled 50,000 THOUSAND people into the system — "FRAUDULENTLY"
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 22, 2026
And many of them were NOT CITIZENS.
"Most of those people were not eligible either they didn't meet the… pic.twitter.com/XLbJvSFu2M
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (08OqX)
So this notion that we should just inflate the currency and expand the debt to pay for healthcare for illegals is not just wrong, not just morally wrong, but f*cking offensive.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)
We must punish the GOP for not doing enough by not voting for more conservative members of the Senate to replace people like Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Ernst, and Tillis, all of whom are retiring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (08OqX)
Me - it's a good start
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (3Ope8)
Much was giving money to illegals and getting kickbacks...just like this...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)
PA is huge here!
they would be in deep shit without the medicare and medicaid fraud!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FAUyE)
Or an exercise band!
Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (FAUyE)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)
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The ACA got too popular during COVID.
It went from negative approval to +35 approval. Largely because of the temporary subsidies that the OBBB failed to extend.
Remember when the GOP was going to lose the midterms because the ACA was getting too expensive? It was like 12 narratives about the GOP losing the midterms ago, before Goode and Pretti were murdered and all immigration enforcement stopped.
Trump made the move to make the ACA unpopular again by ending the artificial price tags that people were seeing that made it seem so cheap. The political will may or may not develop after that to repeal it. We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (LHPAg)
That number is too low.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:43 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (CWTWj)
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Hot irons are a lot cheaper. Just sayin'.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
What are those countries going to do, shoot down our aircraft? Just airdrop the illegals back home. I might even throw in a parachute.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (0U5gm)
We had a window to get rid of it several times as it was previously, deeply unppopular.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FAUyE)
I'd be shocked if it wasn't being rerouted to some kickback organization. I'd bet the economy of several countries would collapse if US government fraud were meaningfully reduced.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (5C90x)
We had a window to get rid of it several times as it was previously, deeply unppopular.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FAUyE)
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We did end the temporary COVID subsidies by not extending them.
The GOP was going to lose the midterms because of it, and then everyone just forgot about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (38W+X)
Got friends that'd rather see Rubio, but Vance is my U.S. Grant.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)
And yet people want to put the Democrats back in power.
It shouldn't make sense, but when the
MSM continues to hide the good that the Republicans do, it does.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)
Their plan is to break things first, and let the courts take so long catch up that it's too late to fix it. In this case, they hope enough people die that it's a moot point by the time the courts step in.
These fucking morons do understand that a good portion of these people are MAGA, right?
Be assured they likely compared the lists against voter rolls so only Dem voters are affected. Leave the majority of the MAGA on there since they've essentially shutdown the majority of rural hospitals - where most MAGA live - they won't use the ACA either, then.
The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)
What does it mean to save the country $2billion when they spend so much on the endless Iran war? Their priorities are fucking messed up.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)
>>six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage
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That's the sort of thing that's needed. Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute. We need to tear down these programs. And that will require a miracle, or a couple of generations of MAGA leadership. Trump/Vance needs to start softening the ground now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (mmrXZ)
And...this should be obvious. See you as a person with insurance have to make up for all the people with no money/no insurance.
Why its almost like the insurance model for routine healthcare is a terrible, terrible idea...
Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (LHPAg)
That's a start.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (I43vL)
He kicked our entire viwership of the welfare!
"MSNow - 760,000 people"
Posted by: ms Now at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (rje/a)
Nope. That was the problem decades ago. When it pissed you off when an English Speaker paid for groceries with Food Stamps.
The problem now, obviously, is that the vast majority of money paid in social welfare doesn't go to American Citizens.
That problem must be fixed before we even worry about the earlier problem.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (5C90x)
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Just not spent.
The last three quarters of GDP have seen government spending go down about 2% over that time (-5.6% Q4, +4.4% Q1, -1% Q2).
All while overall GDP has increased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (38W+X)
I'd be shocked if it wasn't being rerouted to some kickback organization. I'd bet the economy of several countries would collapse if US government fraud were meaningfully reduced.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3Ope
Of course it is, many of them, hundreds of them and all of them give kickbacks to the officials in charge.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)
Thank ... Reagan.
EMTALA. You are welcome. Nothing is free.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (1/wqL)
Fuck that kind of thinking. Sounds like job security to me. Do your job or get out of the way.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (3Ope8)
Richard E. Neal, a Massachusetts Democrat and ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee, said "Republicans have already created the worst healthcare crisis ever, but every decision by the Trump Administration is designed to keep making it worse."
Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (I43vL)
@OANN
U.S. Attorney for the District of Utah Melissa Holyoak says a federal grand jury indicted a former postal worker accused of discarding more than 300 mail-in ballots ahead of Utah’s June 2026 primary.
Holyoak says the investigation began after voters reported not receiving their ballots and county officials identified unusually low voter participation in the area.
https://x.com/OANN/status/
2102498566363341095
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (38W+X)
Do I know they were illegals? No...but english fluency is pretty common among actual citizens.
On the plus side I speak a little Spanish so I got to learn the correct words for pretty much every drug you can OD on...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)
We did end the temporary COVID subsidies by not extending them.
The GOP was going to lose the midterms because of it, and then everyone just forgot about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I dont think we've yet to have a midterm election with the Covid subsidies ending.
They officially ended Jan of this year
But the reality is, even without Covid subsidies, it's basically "free" healthcare if you make like under $70k a year.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (FAUyE)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (24ti1)
Bullshit. The same as those that scream "Conspiracy Theory".
He, and many like him, just can't stand the consequences. As in major reform. Temporary chaos. On and on.
Pretty typical.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Decaf at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ZNpJk)
Son of Israel's ambassador to US seriously injured in ramming attack in the occupied West Bank
The son of Israel’s ambassador to the United States was gravely injured in a ramming attack in the occupied West Bank on Wednesday.
Neria Leiter, a reservist in Israel’s military, “needs a miracle,” Ambassador Yechiel Leiter said in a social media post. Leiter’s older son, Moshe Yedidya Leiter, who also served in Israel’s military, was killed in Gaza just days after the Hamas-led Oct. 7, 2023 attack, which triggered the war in Gaza.
According to the military and law enforcement, a Palestinian man rammed his car into a security checkpoint Wednesday afternoon near the settlement of Beit Horon, seriously wounding the officer.
Israeli forces at the scene then “opened fire at the terrorist as he attempted to flee” and killed him. More military forces were deployed in the area in the aftermath.
https://tinyurl.com/36xfux4y
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I don't know why nobody likes them. Well, nobody but the media and the left (but I repeat myself).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ndZc7)
I dont think we've yet to have a midterm election with the Covid subsidies ending.
They officially ended Jan of this year
But the reality is, even without Covid subsidies, it's basically "free" healthcare if you make like under $70k a year.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (FAUyE)
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There are so many reasons the GOP is losing the midterms, that the GOP should REALLY lose the midterms.
If the Democrats barely take the House and fail to take the Senate, that'd be totally weird considering all the reason the GOP had to lose the midterms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (I43vL)
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Let's not get hasty and start asking for Democrats to take responsibility or accountability for literally anything here, bro.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations
Western European Countries have free healthcare, free education, free public transportation...we could have it to if it weren't for stupid old Boomer white people! Damn I hate you Dad!!!
Posted by: DSA Voters at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Trump is mean and hates small furry animals too !!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (jGtoG)
Bullshit. The same as those that scream "Conspiracy Theory".
He, and many like him, just can't stand the consequences. As in major reform. Temporary chaos. On and on.
Pretty typical.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (1/wqL)
Even if true, you blackball and de-list all companies doing the fraud, the attorneys and such they used, and any contacts they have.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)
No. What we understand is that they are not people at all. They're ghosts. Imaginary.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz)
I am working on the exact wording to put on it but something in the vein of '90% of us don't want fraudulent elections.'
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
>> @JakeTapper: "It is disappointing how few voices there are in conservative media who are protesting President Trump on any of this."
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Speaking truth to power and, pfffft!, nothing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ndZc7)
Fuck that kind of thinking. Sounds like job security to me. Do your job or get out of the way.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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I think he's got a case. There are so many people involved, and they are so nimble -- switching names, businesses, addresses, programs to take advantage of -- that you can't catch them with our current resources.
The problem is the programs -- riddled with security holes and administered by crooks from the intake clerk to the director. They need to be rolled back, business process re-engineered, everyone fired, and then MAYBE reintroduced. I'm sure half of them could be trashed anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)
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The total cost of the Iran war so far is like minutes of Medicaid funding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (38W+X)
And ... bullshit. John McCain didn't cast the deciding vote to defund ObamaCare. He just made the ceremonial gesture.
You think all them fucks didn't talk about it before the vote ? Really ? You think Hawg Jaws "McConnell" didn't know what was coming ? The Weak Susan ? And so on ?
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
More. It cost me 10K for an ambulance trip and sitting without care in a few rooms in a hospital for three days once. The charged bills all had even higher costs then the insurance marked them all down by a huge percentage.
I didn't even get food or water for over a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
A skeptical Redditor answered:
the way it allegedly works is that an unscrupulous broker signs someone up for ACA insurance. They set it up so that they qualify for $0 premiums and the government pays the insurance companies. The insurance companies then pay the brokers a commission.
Another thing they're all hot and bothered about is people who live in states that didn't expand Medicaid, but don't make enough to qualify for ACA coverage. They're supposedly over-estimating their income to just high enough to qualify for either $0 premiums or very low cost coverage.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)
Have you considered a MAID program?
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)
Another thing they're all hot and bothered about is people who live in states that didn't expand Medicaid, but don't make enough to qualify for ACA coverage. They're supposedly over-estimating their income to just high enough to qualify for either $0 premiums or very low cost coverage.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (UirZC)
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Translation:
"Fraud is good."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:55 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)
Yes. But again ... and I've got into this with folks constantly ... the idea of "they do it too". Well sure they do. So if its not a perfect net that catches everyone, it isn't fair ?
Fuck fair. Take a few heads.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (1/wqL)
About time these agents/brokers are punished. Now go after the attorneys who push thru citizenship to illegals.
Posted by: sidney at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (gHSfI)
"Fraud is good."
I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.
Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)
To be clear, Joe Thompson PROSECUCTED the Feeding Our Future fraud and got dozens (around 80?) charged and tried. Around 70 convicted.
At the end of the FOF prosecutions, he made a remark about fraud in general -- there is so damn much of it in Minnesota, we simply can't chase it all down.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (mmrXZ)
Fuck fair. Take a few heads.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (1/wqL)
You put these people who arrange this on a list and not let them profit by government anymore, its gonna sting.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)
Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)
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"Fill out these forms in this way to receive money you don't deserve."
-NGO
"Okay."
-but in Somali
"Genius!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (38W+X)
His preferred insurance is now pulling out of the state because of radical abortion and troons laws forcing carriers to cover baby killing and breast slicing, which has become so exhorbitant they opted to check out rather than cover
The remaining options left are shitty ass regional HMOs who hiked premiums from something like $800 to $1100 a month for one person, which im sure all of it will be blamed on Trump
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)
No, it just showed that Democrat operatives are organizing it for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)
"Fraud is good."
I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.
Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)
The Quality Learing Center Somalis?
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)
An odd phrasing of "treason and gallows". But Hell ... I'll not let Perfect be the enemy of Good either. I support trying your way. Until nothing changes.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (1/wqL)
Then the only alternative is to scrap the existing system and start from scratch. Everyone who wants a payment shows up in person and proves income and citizenship before any consideration for any payment is given.
And like someone else said, blacklist every agency, lawyer and bank who can be demonstrated as participating in the fraud. Then pursue legal action.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Jmel at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (3TlS+)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)
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It was effectively dead once the premium support disappeared. There is still some viability for some low income people but most of them are medicaid eligible and are being funneled that way.
I wish McCain wouldn't have been an ass on his death bed but the ACA is for the most part dead, and cleaning up the fraud from it will make it even more mostly dead.
No need to further rile up the left wing wackos for those who are already easily riled. Let them say stupid stuff like this democrat politician who gets to defend fraudsters sucking assets out of the system. He looks stupid.That's what we want.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (7/DDO)
The reincarnated Willy Sutton says...
Why rob the Government? Because that's where the money is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)
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Chris Bray: Republicans Are Allowing the Election to Be About Nothing
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What's the deal with midterms anyway? Are they midterms? Are they elections? Choose one!
- GOP Congressman Seinfeld
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)
Shouldn’t they have to PROVE fraud before fucking with people’s lives?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Hmm, the headline I'm reading says "Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare"
That would be FRAUDULENT enrollees.
So, FRAUD has been proven.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:02 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (+gK6I)
Then the only alternative is to scrap the existing system and start from scratch. Everyone who wants a payment shows up in person and proves income and citizenship before any consideration for any payment is given.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (mmrXZ)
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What's the deal with midterms anyway? Are they midterms? Are they elections? Choose one!
- GOP Congressman Seinfeld
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ndZc7)
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The GOP is individualizing races against opponents, focusing on GOTV efforts combined with massive ad spends that define the Democrats as crazy and dangerous.
It's an effort at base turnout (and depressing the Democrat base) that understands that midterm turnout is mostly about getting soft partisans to the polls.
A national message isn't necessary because there's no one national race. You don't run the same campaign against Roy Cooper and James Talarico and El-Sayed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (38W+X)
The Donald is not going to understand anything he sees. Arch running the ball. Tennessee never doing a huddle.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar
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Yes, we lost it when there was that 1 day pause in discretionary car chases by ICE which signaled to everyone that deportations were completely over.
Which was weird, because deportations were already all over after Goode and Pretti died 4 months earlier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (38W+X)
You think all them fucks didn't talk about it before the vote ? Really ? You think Hawg Jaws "McConnell" didn't know what was coming ? The Weak Susan ? And so on ?
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Yeah, and Nancy Pelosi should have been dragged into the streets when she taunted "You'll have to pass it to know what's in it."
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3Ope8)
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And they've created a New Eden!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (3Ope8)
Yes, we lost it when there was that 1 day pause in discretionary car chases by ICE which signaled to everyone that deportations were completely over.
Which was weird, because deportations were already all over after Goode and Pretti died 4 months earlier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (38W+X)
So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)
And John Roberts deciding it was a tax.
ObamaCare was not, by any stretch, a Democrat thing. Not by a long-shot.
You don't think Big Biz wasn't hoping and praying to get corporate health insurance off the books ?
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1/wqL)
Summary -
If multiple rings operated at scale, used fake identities, and exploited switching bonuses - given the size of the CMS cleanup (760,000 people), the multi-year duration, and the known commission structures, fraud rings almost certainly made hundreds of millions — and possibly crossed the billion-dollar mark.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Dv3i1)
I get the "advance premium tax credit" because I's po'.
The thing that gets me is if I had to pay the Obamacare premiums myself, I wouldn't be able to afford them (They're about a quarter of my monthly income), and if I had enough money to afford them, I wouldn't need the insurance, because I could just put that money aside myself and pay out of pocket.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (vJrRc)
1 in 7? Jeebus. That kind of matches the illegals!
No wonder stuff is so expensive.
Revoke every visa while we're doing everything else.
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3Ope
That's what DOGE did for a lot of them. Ditto for Tulsi sweeping up some trash in the intelligence area.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar
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But that's all nothing.
We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)
I am working on the exact wording to put on it but something in the vein of '90% of us don't want fraudulent elections.'
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM
That's weird, I just got an email encouraging me to vote by mail because I am over 65 and "it's the law". Someone is pushing the vote by mail stuff here in Texas but it ain't republicans.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (I43vL)
US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report
...The vast majority -- around 20,000 -- were sent to Mexico, (awww, that's not what I voted for!) but the rest were dispersed to 27 other countries across Latin America, Africa, and the Pacific, and agreements have been finalised with seven more.
An AFP investigation earlier this year found Washington is using visa bans and restrictions on African countries to strongarm them into accepting deportees.
The US is back to selling slaves again...yay. This time we’re playing both sides, so that we always come out on top.
and the chucklefucks defend this fascism. we can vote to end this nonsense, November is right around the corner guys
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. If you want to pick where you go then I would suggest self deportation. Get fucked, bitches! (I may have added that last part)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)
Gas prices ! Eleventy !
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar
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But that's all nothing.
We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)
We TOLD him that America will Not Tolerate a Months Long War where people get hurt!!
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar8)
More like Cloward-PivenCare -- amirite?
(In other words -- it was DESIGNED to bankrupt the government ON PURPOSE.)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)
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Reminder:
DOGE isn't dead. It got "absorbed into the bloodstream of the federal government."
DOGE employees got hired by other departments when their temporary government contracts ended and currently work in places like SSA (Big Balls went there).
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2102427198518911279
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (38W+X)
There is a huge effort to try and convince people of the inevitability of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate. They truly believe of they keep pushing that people won’t show up.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Y3swt)
Flagged brokers submitted "statistically implausible rates" of applications for the 2026 coverage year that completely lacked mandatory data, such as Social Security numbers or verified citizenship documentation.
They were, also, screwing over the properly enrolled participants by creating "ghost files" and changing the coverage limits to increase premiums without the applicant's knowledge.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:11 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hope and Change at September 23, 2026 05:11 PM (ALGqY)
and the chucklefucks defend this fascism. we can vote to end this nonsense, November is right around the corner guys
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (UirZC)
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1. It's not secret. It's public policy and enabled by Congressional statute.
2. Are the people we deport ending up as slaves? Who's getting a cut on the sale? That feels like a big story. Probably should provide some names.
3. Fascism does not mean deporting illegal immigrants to third party countries because their home countries don't want them. I don't know what they think fascism means.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (38W+X)
There is a huge effort to try and convince people of the inevitability of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate. They truly believe of they keep pushing that people won’t show up.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Y3swt)
Well, collectively, people are often stupid, and easily led.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)
Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.
Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1/wqL)
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Yeah, but then they saw the tax consequences for off loading their employees, and the revelation that the coverage was crap, and any employer who pushed their employees to the Marketplace was looking for an employee relations disaster, they wish it was never introduced.
I tried, was in DC for meetings with our congress critters. Essentially got thrown out of a dem reps office when I suggested my CFO and I would be thrown in jail if we had a program financed and costing like this one was. That was after an "all due respect" line from the LD. I threw it right back because no one in any of those offices knew what they were talking about. And they still don't.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (7/DDO)
Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (38W+X)
Fascism = "stuff I don't like by people I don't like"
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar
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Worst defeat in American history.
Iran is stronger than ever.
They are just choosing to shoot missiles that fall into the ocean and only firing on cargo ships that docked in Iran because they are masters of restraint and just waiting for the US to collapse completely from oil prices that sometimes spike to $105 every couple of months but mostly stay in the $80-90 range.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (38W+X)
US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report
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I wish this was true, but that number looks like liberal garment-rending.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)
If you're hard of hearing there's a government program to give you a free phone with captions.
And if that program wasn't available, you need it, save up and buy it.
The Five - Dem influencer network exposed. Sorry, I love Emily. And Kayleigh is there and Gutfeld and Watters have some brains.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y3swt)
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If only they had tried this in 2024, they might have retained power in the imperial presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Harun at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (IuIym)
I have never, ever thought so. Anymore than FDR thought he was crashing the system with Social Security.
Obama really was a transformational guy. He was a dick, for sure. But he also thought he was the middle-man between a guaranteed fund for insurance and all these nasty insurance corporations that just had to charge more because "capitalism".
And Barry isn't the only thinker like that. Half or more of the people you shop or drink or eat around think the same way. Fools.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (ndZc7)
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US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report
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I wish this was true, but that number looks like liberal garment-rending.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)
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I think it's over 35,000, actually.
But, really, it amounts to criminal aliens that the home countries refuse to take or countries like Cuba that won't take anyone back from us at all.
They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (38W+X)
Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
There's an SF story "A Study in Still Life" where a spacer detailed to the bureaucracy proposes a form to track forms to his boss who isn't interested until it requires more people in his department to bump him up to a new pay grade.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Voter theater
I'll reserve judgement on whether it has been "dealt with" pending a few thousand convictions for voter shenanigans and/or noticeable changes in voting patterns.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (UirZC)
Stupid Dems and their stupid wage-freezes and their stupid "employer provided health insurance isn't taxable compensation"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (vJrRc)
Yeah, I grew up in Canada but we did get American tv.
I think the story of that entire thing would be interesting.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (Sco7b)
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Idiot. Nothing is too big to prosecute, and the bigger it is, the more vital it is to prosecute.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (38W+X)
They’ve been encouraged to grow that operation by the courts, who will allow nothing to stop election fraud before the vote, and do everything to protect it once the vote is in.
I think even you will be surprised after the election. There is going to be a lot of counting until we win in Democrat areas.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (R9CG3)
How will the Not-there pay for their Not-there childrens' medical expenses?!!
MAGA doesn't care.
It's a Not-there genocide!
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (XMAAx)
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Have a nice day just don't have it here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (ndZc7)
Get 'em TFO! And take their coats!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (QfE5e)
Then we go back prior to WW-II. Before wage freezes.
I'm all for it. I don't think most really are.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (1/wqL)
But, really, it amounts to criminal aliens that the home countries refuse to take or countries like Cuba that won't take anyone back from us at all.
They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (38W+X)
And like with the El Salvador prison, most of the encouragement is just some money and promises of a relationship. To us the money they want is like a tip in DC levels of spending to keep a dude in a work camp or something for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (uhVAy)
Oh and that Salazar dunce.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (R9CG3)
Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
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There is too much government. Way too much. They are the reason costs are exploding, almost completely their fault.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (7/DDO)
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Yep. Canada will have to ramp up the imports with all of their own people they're busy MAIDing.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (TN0g+)
Laissez-Faire libertarian: "Fine by me -- to each his own. Go for it."
Flabby pallid leftist: "Oh, did I mention - I want YOU to pay for my lifelong medical bills caused by me being unhealthy. Fork it over, you privileged fuck."
(Laissez-Faire libertarian quickly does a Transformer-like transmogrification to a Based MAGA Conservative.)
Frsehly-minted Based MAGA Conservative: " Die, hippie, die!"
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
Oh and that Salazar dunce.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (R9CG3)
I wouldn't believe one thing Fox says about polling.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)
They’ve been encouraged to grow that operation by the courts, who will allow nothing to stop election fraud before the vote, and do everything to protect it once the vote is in.
I think even you will be surprised after the election. There is going to be a lot of counting until we win in Democrat areas.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (R9CG3)
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If only they had done that when the Democrat Party had control of the DOJ.
Seriously...people act like literally nothing has changed since 2024 and, in fact, that the Democrat Party has only gotten stronger.
It's literally insane.
DOJ has been pulling back on Democrat cheating efforts for more than 18 months. Laws have been passed at the state level in places like OH that make cheating significantly harder.
Does that mean that CA won't do cheating? Of course not. But CA doing cheating doesn't mean that Jon Ossoff has undone DNI monitoring Fulton County in GA.
And it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)
Their polls are terrible and have been for a decade.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)
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Fox News polling is one of the worst polling outfits, is outright run by Democrat operatives, and has been consistently wrong for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:21 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)
FOX has the notoriously worst polling group.. Never right...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (+gK6I)
Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O
I remember a liberal friend in college trying to convince me that "free" government healthcare for all was the sensible solution. "Government is so much more efficient! You reduce all the overhead for profit, business taxes, etc." When I asked if he was in favor of dropping business taxes on health insurance companies then, to help them be more efficient, all the deflections came out. "No, because the saving will go to the CEOs, and not lowering premiums. It's not that much anyway. They have to pay their fair share."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (7/DDO)
The grift is the purpose.
The prospect of invidental medical care is mostly happenstance.
Health care grift is a human right.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)
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Fox News polling is one of the worst polling outfits, is outright run by Democrat operatives, and has been consistently wrong for a very long time.
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Are you sure? That doesn't seem like something Fox would do?
Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+)
Those Latin American deportees who got sent to Liberia, you gotta laugh. I don't see them grabbing their crotches and yelling "Fuck Joseph Nyuma Boakai!" They seem more subdued in their new DEI-compliant surroundings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)
I need a new card
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
Said so many Dem male teens.
Not in the same way.
Great influencer segment. Wow, Dems are evil.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+)
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Harvard-Harris is where it's at.
Maybe.
Still suspicious. Polling firms suddenly go wrong all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (38W+X)
And it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)
Even CA on full cheat mode takes months to claw back one or two seats here or there which means nothing overall.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)
Because we've never seen it inside a state. We all saw the fat fucking union guy push observers out of the way while putting the butcher paper over the windows in Philly.
Until I see it ? I haven't seen it.
Until then ? I just assume the officials will fuck over whomever plays Notre Dame in South Bend. Because they always do.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)
the DOJ has already announced they will be sending out over 1000 poll watchers to specific areas around the country this election. Democrat fraud is beatable. The RNC just has to have the will.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.
Short answer is nothing material.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
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Haha! That would be a good set of prompts for an AI animator.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)
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Waves materialize unevenly.
A blue wave will see massive upswings in blue districts while red districts move slightly to the left.
If we're in a wave, the effects of redistricting in 2020 and this year means that the furthest a blue wave could crest would be about 225 seats for the Democrats, and that's assuming they get every toss up.
Senate races make things more complex. The GOP won a net of 2 senate seats in 2018 in a D+9 environment. They drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them. So, they tend to reflect presidential performance in the last general than anything else.
Trump won TX by 14 in 2024.
Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (38W+X)
Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O
More AI research (I hate Obamacare even more than I thought!)-
Why brokers exist even though Healthcare.gov is self‑serve:
The ACA is complex
People want help
Brokers are free to consumers
Insurers want brokers to bring in customers
Brokers get paid only if they enroll you
Commissions create incentives (good and bad)
The Marketplace is self‑serve, but the ACA ecosystem is not self‑explanatory.
Commissions are the #1 driver of both legitimate broker behavior and ACA fraud.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
But do you have the will to light up a pinner and listen to the Amazing Rhythm Aces ? I can make you a pretty good play-list pretty quick.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (1/wqL)
Yeah I’m sure they give a fig.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (R9CG3)
The Fed Govt allowed what is called EDE (Enhanced Direct Enrollment). This allowed private brokers and web based platforms to create their own software to build customized entryways into Healthcare.gov. These dicey brokers just excluded the indentification obligations from their own customized program. Then they bulk loaded thousands of applications, many of which were non-existent applicants. Then they fabricated the financial status of the applicant to get the sweetest premium.
In short, I'm sure there were illegal immigrants taking advantage of the program, but the real fraud falls likely with dishonest insurance brokers and less to do with immigration. Weak government oversight without consideration for abuse is the culprit. And, this was set up this way so that they could expedite enrollments to show a necessary government program.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske)
Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.
Short answer is nothing material.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)
That's Foolish, CA steals the same seats every election, its treading water. Meanwhile we have created new red seats in FL,TX, MO, and other states that will stick. And I can't help but see the disarray in the DNC having an effect on their operation.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.
Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)
Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
- Every shithead pollster.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
Posted by: Oldcat
Damn straight! I was doing an inverted aerial for Bret Baier last year when the pole broke and I fell. Ruptured my left implant!!!!
Posted by: Candy at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (UirZC)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (XMAAx)
Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.
Short answer is nothing material.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)
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We're probably going to lose the House, but barely. Turnout differentials are a thing. Not even Obama's vaunted campaign team, who were lauded as the future and the best ever, could undo that, and they lost two midterms really, really badly.
And then Jeffries can try to run impeachment theater where his majority of 5 has 9 House members from Trump+5 districts.
All while OBBB fully funded and appropriated ICE through 2028 and Trump can just deport everyone still.
But, massive wave because cheating will make it so that we're losing senate seats in TX, OH, AK, and IA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (38W+X)
Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (38W+X)
Here's my indication - the DNC is broke, the RNC isn't. That isn't showing a blue wave.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (R9CG3)
>>Short answer is nothing material.
One big thing has changed is awareness. Even in 2020 when the fraud was blindingly obvious there many people on our side who claimed that Trump somehow lost to a guy who barely left his basement and even less frequently could complete a single sentence without fucking it up. Yep, Joe fucking Biden got more votes than any president in US history.
Now way more people don't just think but know Democrats cheat. They fight every election integrity project that comes up. And people are angry about it. Knowing the problem exists has to come first before you can monitor, fight back against it and ultimately fix it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Yeah I’m sure they give a fig.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (R9CG3)
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Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.
https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2102788016196452620
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (38W+X)
Then outsource the prosecution to volunteers. No need for courts or activist judges, incompetent prosecutors and fickle jurors. Will give Caterpillar and the lime business a shot in the arm.
In turn, the Quality of Life for those not engaged in fraud will improve as parks, roads, and public venues become less crowded; utility demand drops, housing and food prices ease due to less pressure demand; insurance rates across all modalities should drop as risks are removed...
There is more Winning there than PDJT ever promised during his campaign.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (pUU4E)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.
Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)
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All it took was firing Ronna McDaniel, and suddenly the RNC was more interested in winning elections than flower orders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.
Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)
trump's people run the RNC now, they are the ones that blocked fraud in PA in 2024. AND did voter outreach to the Amish that gave us a big slug of new support. I expect more of that this time.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (R9CG3)
- Every shithead pollster.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
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Yeah, Talafreako running around walking back all of his gonzo lunatic positions to try and con the rubes this close to the election tells me that their internal polling says he's cooked.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)
Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..
What about the fish and the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (jGtoG)
Wait until you see the PMI numbers that were released today.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)
What about states where they mail them to everyone?
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (R9CG3)
Short answer is nothing material.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)
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NY and CA...nothing...you are correct. NJ, on the other hand removed (I think as of now over 30,000) illegal immigrants from the roll. This doesn't sound like much unless you understand how ballot dumping works. They take a residence and then misrepresnt it as an apartment (which adds residences via apartment numbers that don't exist). They they use those addresses for registrations. For every single illegally registered individual with a residence, there is the potential for about 50 to 100 other votes from non-existent addresses. Most of these illegal immigrants probably don't even know it's occurring in their names.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)
They're mostly dead men walking. Increasingly even the establishment peeps will die of old age and their staffs will want MAGA jobs and get on the program.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)
What about states where they mail them to everyone?
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (R9CG3)
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There are no competitive races in CA, WA, or CO, so I don't see your point.
Your argument was that Democrats are going to blow the lid off cheating and win everything.
You're falling back to "Democrats will cheat a lot in places they control totally." Which is...what they did in 2024. Which is my point.
They will do what they can, but what they can is reduced from 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (38W+X)
Yeah the idiot IRGC did hit a cargo ship today from India killing 2 crewmembers...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (+gK6I)
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Wow, good thing Fed raised the rates, wouldn't want the economy getting to heat up too much before the mid-terms!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)
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There aren't enough old-line establishment GOPers left to mount any sort of challenge to the MAGA side of the party at this point. The ones that are still upright spend their time cuckily shouting into the void when they're not sucking the last dollars out of the Chamber of Commerce dick.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)
Sure
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)
- Every shithead pollster.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
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Yeah, Talafreako running around walking back all of his gonzo lunatic positions to try and con the rubes this close to the election tells me that their internal polling says he's cooked.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)
Beto for 2 cycles and Talafreako this time are just ways for TX to steal contributions from people in the other 49 states. Their positions are comically unsuited for Texas in particular.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
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But Democrat primaries in TX are dictated by Austin progressives, so this problem will only get worse for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
Dead man rolling.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
Being rolled
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (38W+X)
Yes, increasingly the Dems can't find candidates who can fool anyone that they aren't insane leftists who are going to implement insane leftist programs.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)
Dead man rolling.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
Being rolled
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (+gK6I)
Can we push grandma off the cliff already?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (QfE5e)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8)
Dead man rolling.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
I'd just say he's out of the picture now, and his staffers will have to find a new home or be out of the DC picture.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Your argument was that Democrats are going to blow the lid off cheating and win everything.
That’s not my argument. My thesis based on evidence is they are trying to ramp up that process. In some cases they are already being caught. But there has been very little incentive for Dems to slow the building of that operation.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (R9CG3)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)
Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.
Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM
Guarantee you that if usaid wasn't cut off the democrats would not have had to mortgage their dnc headquarters building in DC to cover their debts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)
At this point, I submit that polls exist to drive "trades" at prediction market gambling sites.
The vig is made in the volatility
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (/TiS1)
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God they’re just so dumb.
Silly Vance! Why would you cancel enrollment of people who don’t pay or use the service? The insurance company bills the government and there are no claims at all! It’s perfect!
Oh wait.
Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (ZwKpZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Argentina President Javier Milei just walked up to the mic at the United Nations and RIPPED THEM TO THEIR FACES
"It's become a USELESS organization whose only purpose is to sustain a caste of fatefully arrogant PARASITES masquerading as well-intentioned bureaucrats!"
"The alleged 'defenders of human rights' have sheltered bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets!"
"Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings."
"Those who were supposed to guarantee collective security and human rights failed in their task. Instead, they allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish."
Vid at link (X) - https://tinyurl.com/2wfmzfnf
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8
I like to check out the crazies. Me and reddit guy try to fill out ace's kick-ass reporting.
One hilarious thing I saw on Kos was their belief in all media is right wing. We truly are in different realities.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)
The 2020 Arizona call should have left no doubt about Fox’s true nature.
They also foisted Tucker on us.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (Gqar8)
They also foisted Tucker on us.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)
Ahh the year all trust in all institutions died.
It was cute how filled up I was on hopium waiting for the Supreme Court to step up.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)
Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..
What about the fish and the children !!
But Trump bombed a school of fish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)
And he said pussy.
We keep forgetting the huge atrocities.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Sco7b)
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Don't know when
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ken at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (aVf49)
Boston Globe Op-Ed: The "Trans Genocide" Is a Lie
And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder, as we have seen in the case of the "Ziz" transgender murder cult and, despite what simpleton narcissist Candace Owens says, the assassination of a Charlie Kirk by a gay trans-loving furry avenger.
The media attacks every "right wing conspiracy theory" they claim might lead to violence, while affirmatively pushing left-wing conspiracy theories like the "lynching" trend that does not exist. But so what if some normies get murdered. The important thing is that we jack up Democrat voting enthusiasm. It's a bit unexpected to see the liberal David Mastio writing about the "trans genocide" fiction in the ultra-lib Boston Globe, so I'll award Hufflepuff one credit. Note, however, Mastio and the Globe cannot admit the truth -- that in fact transgenders experience violence at lower rates than normal people, which is pretty amazing considering they tend to work in dangerous fields like prostitution -- and still pretend that this is a big problem."The numbers show that trans people are not killed in higher rates than other groups, but for Reasons We're Making Up Right Now we should be allowed the 'real' number to be much higher."
In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down
The data contradicts the popular narrative. The notion that transgender people face soaring levels of violence is so ingrained in the public discourse, it gets little scrutiny even in the reddest and most trans-rights skeptical areas of the country -- like my hometown. In a front page story this summer on the local Pride march, the Omaha World-Herald uncritically quoted a trans rights activist claiming that a proposed state ballot measure that would restrict transgender girls' and women's participation in school sports "won't actually protect" biological women and girls and "will increase violence" against LGBTQ people. Stigmatizing transgender people, the argument goes, leads to attacks. ... But despite a hostile Trump administration and a barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, the number of violent deaths the group documents has fallen nearly 50 percent from 53 in 2023 to 27 in 2025. Advocacy groups insist the data is incomplete and shouldn't be used to draw any conclusions about the prevalence of anti-trans violence. That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.
Oh they do admit it late in the article. That's something, I guess.
Still it's hard to imagine that as awareness about the transgender community has grown, misgendering and pronoun-swapping have become more common in police reports and news accounts than they were a decade ago, when another prominent LGBTQ organization, the Human Rights Campaign, began publishing its own numbers on violence against transgender people. The HRC tallies, too, find a declining number of violent transgender deaths to mourn. The group found a peak in 2021 of 47 deaths falling to 27 last year. HRC described that 40 percent drop as an "ongoing onslaught of violence." Federal FBI hate crimes data also shows a decline in the abuse of trans people between 2024 and 2025. One hate crime is one too many, but for all the backlash against transgender people, an analysis by the conservative Manhattan Institute shows they actually have a lower murder rate than does the population as a whole.
Meanwhile: Here's the reality.
I offered the Human Rights Campaign's key researcher, the transgender woman Charleigh Flohr, or anyone else with the organization an opportunity to rebut the Manhattan Institute finding, but they didn't reply to me. And I can find no evidence that they have disputed the report in the months since its publication.
He can now go into any female bathroom or change room he wants. Of course, it’s still illegal for this to physically sexually assault any girls in there, but he can watch. The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self exclusion. pic.twitter.com/aHUSoIJ9ft
— Sall Grover (@salltweets) September 22, 2026
Wesley Yang
@wesyang US Democrats have declared forbidding any woman from drawing a boundary between herself and any man who says he is a woman to be the "civil rights movement of the 21st century. They join the center-Left parties across the Western world and Anglosphere in their unswerving commitment to this principle. In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours. In Australia, it means allowing a man who filmed a video of himself raping a five year-old girl to enter any female bathroom or changing room.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (iulL+)
How many murders or crimes are trans people responsible for committing?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (wb0lP)
I like surprises.
But there are limits.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (8uzBS)
pronounced as "Carly Floor"...
Famous porn name? IDK i it would be safe to google that.
Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (38W+X)
They do know how to make themselves popular with the masses, don't they.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)
But you know that.
Because suicide is excluded as part of the "trans genocide" lie.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)
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"Root for injuries? Root for injuries? Root for injuries? Yup, we're all here to root for injuries."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Recycled Material at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Furry Von Heshe, DSM-5-TR at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (xu0AY)
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (EGSGm)
Men aren't (supposed to be) allowed to beat up women in sports, nor to enter into their bathrooms and changing rooms to ogle them. Isn't that "Pro Woman", not "anti-trans"?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Furry Von Heshe, DSM-5-TR at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (xu0AY)
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"Tom Brady won't hit on me in the office now that I'm a sexy lady. That's trans-genocide."
-6'8 linebacker in a wig
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (38W+X)
When you select for people that will have sex with a mental health afflicted transgender, you are picking a group that are themselves unstable with mental health conditions.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (HlyYF)
There's still a genocide because fake women aren't allowed in every female-only space on earth.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (vSaT+)
That is exactly correct and why that kind of propaganda should be actionable. In the same way that "Trump is Hitler" should be actionable.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (4X4Y+)
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And how many trannies have shot up schools and killed kids? Nashville is at least one...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (Bhsk7)
They're revolutionaries. Everything "normal" is their target.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (mkw2N)
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (EGSGm)
Because then they wouldn't be lefties, would they.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: Don Lemon AKA LeRoy Bottom at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (xu0AY)
Why can't the Left just be normal?"
Because they are commies, intent on overthrowing The West, and all old fuddy duddy cultural norms that have worked well. Plus, destroying is so much easier than building.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (TezPK)
I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)
By "public discourse" they mean their own propaganda. I have literally never heard someone talk about violence against trannies IRL.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
If the pedophile re-offends on a little girl that has a father in the home, the judge better increase their security ten-fold.
*** I am not advocating for violence. I am merely predicting how a civilized society will eventually respond to a deliberate failure to protect little girls.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (HlyYF)
See: The Left's newest best buds
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (iulL+)
Even the large number is fewer than die from bee stings annually and nobody is trying to change national laws and policies for that.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (vTZFs)
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
Normal is so... middle class. *distainful sniff*
Posted by: Your local Leftist, being completely honest at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (vJrRc)
Of course, everyone knows that is a lie.
Even his own "pastor" said it was a lie just to get elected.
And he privately confirmed it was just a lie for the Fox News rubes at a recent fundraiser in Houston.
That he's still all-in on all the radical trannie lies.
Anyway, the thing about these lies about trannies is not that they are lies, it's that those who believe them WANT to be lied to.
They want the lie.
As justification to excuse what they already believe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)
I'm just all out of fucks to give about these fucking lunatics.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (iulL+)
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She's actively campaigning.
https://tinyurl.com/255hr9z8
Don't let news editorial choices tell you what is or isn't happening in the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (38W+X)
I was thinking about this yesterday in the context of the Converse ad. The left goes hammer and tongs against any perceived propaganda, even going so far as to hallucinate propaganda. If the right had the balls to do this against every single propaganda effort from the left, we might be in a better position culturally.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)
Now you live in a society that is fine enough with saying "Yeah, wow, uh... you do you I guess, whatever", and it's mUh GeNoCiDe.
Shut the fuck up, you useless speds.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (aKiSo)
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
If they were normal they wouldn't be the Left
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (XjbVE)
Of course, everyone knows that is a lie.
Even his own "pastor" said it was a lie just to get elected.
And he privately confirmed it was just a lie for the Fox News rubes at a recent fundraiser in Houston.
That he's still all-in on all the radical trannie lies.
Anyway, the thing about these lies about trannies is not that they are lies, it's that those who believe them WANT to be lied to.
They want the lie.
As justification to excuse what they already believe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)
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Most importantly, it's a signal to exurban Texans that Talarico is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)
I'm certain that many past generations have thought that the end times are near but there really is something demonic going on right now with everything that is right and just being called evil and everything evil and demonic being called right and just.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (4X4Y+)
I would never get violent against them without a hazmat suit due to fear of smegma in fake fur. Plus I am now a sovereign citizen. When arrested for clubbing them I will pull out my sovereign citizen card I downloaded.
Which means, like Clancy, I can do anything and no one can send me to prison.
I think the trans movement will eventually fade away like Numerology; and half of men kill themselves after their fake vaginas. It's good they can't reproduce!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)
We did it for a while. Getting mad at all kind of stupid shit like illegal takeovers of 1/3 of the economy, people geting set up and killed in Benghazi, men wigs waving their dicks in little girls' bathrooms, the Left jailing the innocent, spying on opponents, killing babies after birth, and lighting up buildings to celebrate.
And what did the Left do?
They sent all their attack dogs out to accuse us of "constant outrage".
They don't talk much about outrage anymore. Wonder why.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:53 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 03:53 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)
And who needs that?
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 03:54 PM (8mulE)
I don't have the option of NOT participating in their sick delusions, and that makes me very angry. Not enough to commit violence, but angry nonetheless.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:55 PM (vSaT+)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (4X4Y+)
Maybe part of it is that most humans became comfortable enough, and busy enough doing interesting things other than bare tooth-and-nail survival, that we simply stopped feeling the need to "correct" the freaks. We ignored them, and they disappeared into obscurity. One here, one there. Our life goes on. But that just created a huge dissolved moiety of freaks on our planet, and then the advent of Everyone Can Talk To Literally Everyone over the dawn of the 21st century made all that dissolved Weberian freak juice crystallize out of solution and now it's front and center in everyone's face, perfectly convenient for post-Marxist ontoclasts to shanghai into their little army of retards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:55 PM (aKiSo)
Democrat Ashleigh Aitken’s chief of staff, Berenice Ballinas, made the damning allegations in a Sept. 11 note sent to the city attorney, signed by her lawyer, and reviewed by TimesOC.
Her lawyer says Aitken, who is running for her second term, made the slur while Ballinas was driving her home, which she sometimes did since beginning her work with Aitken in 2022.
“On various occasions when Ms. Ballinas was forced to drive Mayor Aitkin home, Mayor Aitkin [sic] exclaimed that she did ‘not want her car driven by a dirty Mexican,’” employment attorney Lawrence Lennemann wrote in his mediation request to Anaheim City Attorney Robert Fabela.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2026 03:56 PM (/OKHJ)
The data contradicts the popular narrative.
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The laughing is going up. The ridicule is going up. I thought those were acts of violence. Some blue haired, septum ring wearing, Berkenstock sporting, armpit haired screecher insisted on such. And then she game me a homemade gummie shaped like a cross dressing Noam Chomsky. It was necessarily large.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)
I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)
Plenty of governments have either claimed their opponents were riddled with perversion or got support because the claims were true -- Weimar Germany, Hitler's purge of the SA, pretty much all Roman Emperors, Rasputin...
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)
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Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
She saw him lunge toward her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)
The left has a very large pool of mentally ill people who desire to undertake such efforts. Normal, content people are never going to be as invested in doing that.
Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (i8HNq)
What about the normal Genocide that actually happened?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gHSfI)
Marianne Bachmeier.
Jay Maynor.
Aaron Spencer.
Gary Plauche.
And others.
Sometimes Vigilante Justice becomes the only justice available.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (47/pr)
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Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
She saw him lunge toward her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (iLKq
1911
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (vSaT+)
It's like all the Covid stuff that made news a couple months ago... that... oh... led to no consequences at all... at least not yet...
We knew all that crap more than 5 years ago.... oh... wait... 5 years, the Fed Statute of Limitations...
What a Co Ink E Dink
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)
What about the normal Genocide that actually happened?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gHSfI)
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Does ace not making every post about covid bother you?
He did a covid thread yesterday.
Should every thread be about covid to satisfy you as a reader?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (38W+X)
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Why do Virginia Democrats hate women and girls?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)
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Why do Virginia Democrats hate women and girls?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)
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Because the revolution demands it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (38W+X)
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Yeah just like with that other thing...
What's the other thing called.......
Oh yeah....
Every other shitfuck thing!!
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:01 PM (/9X1x)
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Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
She saw him lunge toward her.
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That's why women used to go in pairs. This generation doesn't understand fighting back. Two generations ago a man goes into a woman's facility - he's gang banged - and not in a fun way.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 04:02 PM (iLKq8)
I do think that their desire to control everyone's thoughts and opinions doesn't help their sanity.
We're never going to stand up and applaud your Kirk and Spock sex fan fiction. And you can ambush us but most of us will still go 'EEEeeww!' when we see guys kiss. It's never going to be romantic and change my world view.
And they want that. But it's never going to happen. They can only control their reaction. And they don't do that well.
But I will have a softer view for lipstick lesbians.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)
Then he stands up from his meal of oysters and shows surprisingly quick and capable punching technique.
His confidence is admirable.
http://tiny.cc/2nza101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Pray and Beat The Gay Away at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (ALGqY)
Wow, I need one of those. Where did you download it from?
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:05 PM (LHPAg)
🚨BREAKING: Ericka Lomick, the Democratic nominee for Texas House District 93, has suspended her campaign after her criminal record surfaced.
Federal court records from North Carolina show she pleaded guilty in 2011 to mortgage-fraud conspiracy, bank fraud, and money-laundering conspiracy. She was sentenced to 63 months in prison — more than five years.
She ran as Ericka Lomick. The case lists her as Ericka Flood. A PAC put the file in public view on September 17. By Monday she was out.
Her campaign said questions about eligibility made her step aside so the district would not spend the fall on her past.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 04:06 PM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:07 PM (UdrMW)
and these groups never rejoice
Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 04:07 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Ben Had
The A-Team in Turkish. Mr T is a hoot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 04:09 PM (iulL+)
>>One hate crime is one too many
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Take a closer look at those "hate crimes" and you'll see that they're routine partner-on-partner or sex worker killings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Beat me to it. Good job.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)
For them, their change is of momentous importance, like a rebirth, so everyone else must be suitably impressed.
Posted by: PG at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (0Ifjz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (4x8xD)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (fgSb9)
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But one regular crime is what, totes amazing? Society's fault? The white man's fault......
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (/9X1x)
Federal court records from North Carolina show she pleaded guilty in 2011 to mortgage-fraud conspiracy, bank fraud, and money-laundering conspiracy. She was sentenced to 63 months in prison — more than five years.
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So, a mainstream Democrat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 04:13 PM (eRlcH)
Ladies and Gents ... we've lived a lie longer than pretty much all of us have been alive.
We've lived a lie since Affirmative Action. Since Kaiser Aluminum couldn't give a simple test to pick applicants. Since Disparate Impact and all this other nonsense.
The lies started in the 60s.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:13 PM (1/wqL)
the language used in that report is disgusting:
> federal law in connection with sex-rejecting procedures on minors (often euphemistically referred to as “gender-affirming care”
Trump and anyone supporting him *will* burn in hell
I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...
Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice (over doubles suicide rates) intended to partially destroy the group. And ICE agents are forcing detained trans people into conversion therapy against their will. So yes, there is a genocide according to its definition in the 1948 Genocide Convention.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (UirZC)
In an America where not using tranny pronouns and playing along will get you cancelled and maybe arrested the notion that they are targeted for violence is absurd.
Look at it this way, if you went back to the 50s were maybe you would get into trouble for being obviously gay people hid it. They didn't run around and demand the right to twerk in the face of toddlers and make you talk about how awesome being gay was.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)
To which my reply is, how is 1% of the population enough to create a political movement that bullies the other 99% to comply with their delusions? How is 1% grooming 1 in 30 teenagers to identify as trans?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (zYpTz)
Genocide involves killing people in an attempt to end their bloodline/ethnicity.
Amusingly, banning tranny genital mutilation is the opposite of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (UirZC)
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People who believe this should flee America and renounce their citizenship.
https://tinyurl.com/59cxhmj6
It's only $450 and you can completely sever your ties to this fascist, oligarchal, capitalist, imperialists, racist, shithole forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (38W+X)
A cultural canvas.
Which I hear about on the news a lot. Not in a good way.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Per fra Oslo at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Fn+3X)
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And who has increased the violence?
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (/9X1x)
25 years ago EVERY MAJOR POLITICAL FIGURE IN AMERICA OPPOSED "transexual rights"
Hell, in the debates on gay marriage it wasn't uncommon for opponents to argue it was a slippery slope that would lead to things like "transexual rights" and that would be deemed a strawman by the left because NO ONE wanted "transexual rights"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)
89 Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice
Genocide involves killing people in an attempt to end their bloodline/ethnicity.
Amusingly, banning tranny genital mutilation is the opposite of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
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"By ‘Genocide’ they mean, roughly speaking, something cruel, unscrupulous, arrogant, obscurantist, anti-liberal and anti-working-class. Except for the relatively small number of Genocide sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Genocide’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (38W+X)
By definition, they cannot reproduce, so they are effectively genociding themselves out of existence.
The only way they can create more of them is by corrupting the minds and bodies of the next generation of normal people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (0U5gm)
Its the "screaming woman" thing.
Any woman that is REALLY scared ? She doesn't open that mouth one bit in opposition to the husband. Or anyone else bigger. Which is pretty much 90% plus of all men. More in the South. Less in the NorthEast and WestCoast.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (1/wqL)
> federal law in connection with sex-rejecting procedures on minors (often
The most accurate term is child sexual mutilation.
And we should send anyone that does it to prison.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)
Yes, it's the hate of transgenders that lowers the violence against transgender. You go with that. /eyeroll/
Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 04:20 PM (kU0PQ)
Two things to consider
1) During COVID a majority of leftists believes pure bloods should be sent to concentration camps
2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
pronounced as "Carly Floor"...
Famous porn name? IDK i it would be safe to google that.
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I'm just going to assume that he looks like something out of Admiral Ackbar's links.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)
Two things to consider
1) During COVID a majority of leftists believes pure bloods should be sent to concentration camps
2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
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"What made the Nazis terrible was hating Jews. Also, hating Jews is okay because Israel."
-the modern left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (38W+X)
The really awful issue with men pretending to be women is that they get a sexual kick out of it. They aren't going to cut off their man parts because then they wouldn't get the sexual high of imagining themselves as women with dicks.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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In the past, law enforcement was trained to respond to a man in a woman's bathroom as unreservedly nefarious. There was never any legitimate reason to be considered. Start from that basis and then find out what else he's done or intending to do, search his stuff, etc.
That has eroded into no response at all, or a consideration of his identity, a gentle questioning, and a "Have a nice day."
It's gone from criminal/criminal intent to harmless self-expression.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (mmrXZ)
LOL.
Unless you're counting all the histrionic, unfuckable mutants with boutique email signatures who have latched onto this dumbass trend in an attempt to gain some sort of social presence in our ruthlessly conformist youth generations, it's maybe 0.1%.
Stop trying to church it up, losers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (4x8xD)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (zYpTz)
So a law requiring anyone reporting on a transexual to identify him/her as such and note his/her sex at birth would be ok then?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:23 PM (UdrMW)
Also, we have decades of teen sex comedies where invariably one of the young men would come up with some absurd plan to sneak into the women's bathroom/shower to ogle them.
But somehow in 2015 or so young men all collectively decided that is something they would no longer do I guess?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Now do 13% and the proportion of all murders and violent crimes.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (TN0g+)
Now do 13% and the proportion of all murders and violent crimes.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (TN0g+)
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"Not us. We are 50% of the population."
-black perception of their proportion of the US population
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (4x8xD)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
I expect Abdul to get at least 30%
30% - people who loathe you and will never change.
20% - people who disagree with you but may be won over.
20% - your side but don't trust them
30% - our side.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Sco7b)
Bus driver, but either the parents or kids complained and he's gone now. Haven't seen any "transgender" women in the bathrooms of the supermarket or churches I visit either. Maybe I'm just fortunate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:27 PM (JrHfD)
Switching to Islam as a man could make sense from a pragmatic, none religious perspective, but the problem is Islam already has too many low status men. So going from loser Joe Smith to loser Malik Akbar isn't going to help you.
For women? Honestly Islam is a healthier choice then tranny (talk about low bars) but then why not just convert to Christianity? You won't become a mere man's possession and you might just save your soul...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
I am waiting for the day that the invaders are told that today is the day to kill all of the white Europeans they can find.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (0U5gm)
ICE agents are forcing detained trans people into conversion therapy against their will.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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If we're doing that, it's awful -- I am 100% against wasting that much money on illegal aliens.
Of course we know that what's happening is ICE isn't fetching their exogenous hormones, wigs, makeup, packers, chest binders, tape, all that shyte they use that eats up more Medicaid and insurance money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (6MMvL)
You see what you wish to see. And you don't see what you don't.
Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.
And if we have it here ? You have it there.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: CTHillary at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (5j2t4)
From Netflix, coming soon:
The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth
https://youtu.be/RjEZaUBbUvU
- first trailer
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Well, I don't go to the school, Scogg, I'm
Not saying it's not there. I'm saying that in the general public it seems to be less.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (JrHfD)
And one of my coworkers is a "lesbian" because of it.
See she's XX and married an XY with whom she had a couple of kids. But now the XY claims to be a woman so my coworker is now a "lesbian".
I mean I have to try not to laugh. No idea if the XY got the cut or he's just a DIAD
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)
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I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g+)
So you've never seen somebody cross-dress ? Or an obvious fag in a dress ? Everybody is just straight and narrow where you are ?
Bullshit. This crap is everywhere. Every. Damn. Where.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (1/wqL)
And if we have it here ? You have it there.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/wqL)
That doesn't mean they are trans, they are enablers trying to curry favor with the party leaders. Like a dude in a Soviet village miles out in the sticks parroting the Pravda line.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)
He was a dumpy, balding 40 year old guy.
Now he's a dumpy, balding 40 year old that wears garish makeup and dresses like a school girl.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2026 04:34 PM (oPFtC)
Brits are still more afraid of being called racist then being raped or murdered.
Doesn't help that the nominal opposition party the Tories was every bit as big on replacing native Brits as the leftwing parties are
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
This is even more fake and gay than normal.
Is someone getting it in the butt in this equation?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (JrHfD)
Got told three months ago by the Goth Fat Girl running the register at the outdoor section at Home Depot. "I'm a boy. Not a miss."
To which I said "as long as you look like a miss to me, you're a miss."
But sure, this shit has tip-toed around New Jersey. Being the bastion of morality and all.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (1/wqL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (4x8xD)
Won't be muslims, cause if a demand for a genuine vajayjay or son comes up, the jig will be up so to speak.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g
Maybe I'm optimistic. I can see 30% eventually saying 'Screw it!' and going to town.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)
It's funny, the trannies I've seen were literally in Hollywood and San Francisco -- cliche but true! The Hollywood guy was just a guy packing groceries, maybe earning a living while hoping for bigger things in the industry. Or maybe just living his best life packing groceries, who knows?
The other was a guy heading to work at PG&E in his wig, dress, heels, etc. I feel kinda sorry for his coworkers, probably have to call him "Ellie" or something and refer to him as she/her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (08OqX)
Sorry, Scogg. I don't have anymore time to listen to the daily insults you engage in to let off stress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (JrHfD)
Michigan says hi !!! So does Maine. Hell, so does about anywhere that was strongly Lutheran a decade or two ago.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (1/wqL)
Brits are still more afraid of being called racist then being raped or murdered.
Doesn't help that the nominal opposition party the Tories was every bit as big on replacing native Brits as the leftwing parties are
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
The UK is a different case, because the elites and the new rich don't see the middle class and lower class English as part of their country at all. Even the Dems haven't quite reached that point so they have to invent pseudo moral failings in their opponents to persecute them.
In the UK it was tradition not to care about lower classes.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (1/wqL)
It's not a coincidence that these events also draw a lot of people on the spectrum. The troon community preys on the autistic.
Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (h5mnP)
I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).
Posted by: Crusader
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In the case of that Piddington, it's in a district that voted Labour overwhelmingly -- which means no borders. Woops. Woopsie!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)
I've only seen a few in the wild. I saw several in Kansas City for some reason. I've seen a couple in SLC.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mkw2N)
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French Lick?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)
I have to work with troons. I have patients who are troons.
They are scary crazed lunatics. I make sure my pepper spray is handy and I don’t let them get between me and the door. Ever.
Of course they have no idea what my
Opinion of them is. And I don’t play the pronoun game either. They are either referred to as patient or by their first name or cow worker.
You get used to it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (W2Pud)
The Proboscidean people have suffered enough !!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (jGtoG)
Posted by: docweasel at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (IuCAX)
Congressional Report Accuses Jack Smith of Knowingly Violating the Constitution to Try to "Sway" the Election in the Democrats' Favor
One agent testified that Jack Smith had hid from him the fact that they accounts they were surveilling belonged to Congressmen. Almost as if he knew what he was doing was illegal and wanted to limit the number of witnesses.
The House Judiciary Committee concluded in a report released Wednesday that the Biden-Harris administration wielded the Justice Department as a weapon and "ran roughshod" over constitutional protections and the separation of powers in order to spy on Republican members of Congress. The report, which the committee released on Wednesday, summarizes several years worth of investigation conducted by the committee into the tenure of Special Counsel Jack Smith, his investigations into President Donald Trump, and how he used those investigations to obtain privileged phone records from lawmakers. "The Biden-Harris Administration, including Special Counsel Smith, ran roughshod over key constitutional protections to spy on Republican Members of the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate," the lawmakers concluded. "Contemporaneous documents and testimony to the Committee reveal a deliberate assault by the Biden-Harris DOJ on fundamental separation of powers between the Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch," the committee later added. In all, the committee found evidence that the FBI and Smith's team got phone toll records from 17 GOP members of Congress and text messages from as many as 44, some including information privileged to Congress, the report said. Among those targeted were former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan. The report concluded the DOJ "disregarded the separation of powers to spy on their political opposition." In obtaining the phone records, without notice and ability to challenge in a court of law, "the Biden-Harris Administration violated the Constitution's Speech or Debate Clause, a core provision that protects the official actions and communications of Members of Congress and immunizes them from prosecution for legislative acts," the committee said in the report. ... The committee later found that more than 160 Republicans were targeted by Smith's probe, codenamed Arctic Frost. These included individuals like former Trump White House adviser Steve Bannon, Rep. Scott Perry, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, former Trump DOJ official Jeffrey Clark, former Trump attorney John Eastman, and former Rep. Mark Meadows, who later served as Trump's chief of staff. At the time, it was believed that Smith accessed toll records, which do not include the content of messages sent. However, new documents the committee published in July show that, in fact, Smith's team did access content by apparently bypassing the established Filter Team, which is responsible for evaluating and segregating privileged information. This revelation has exposed Smith to possible perjury charges. During his prior testimony to Congress, the prosecutor told lawmakers emphatically, "no," that his team did not request the content of messages, only the toll records. Before releasing the report on Wednesday, the Judiciary Committee made public the testimonies of five former prosecutors on Smith's team and a Justice Department agent during the Arctic Frost investigation.
Retired Justice Department Inspector General Special Agent Brian Burnett was quoted in the transcript as saying that during his decades working at the DOJ's watchdog, he never once was asked to collect congressional phone data and did not learn until after he retired in late 2024 that he had unwittingly done so as part of his work for Smith's team prosecuting Trump in connection with the Jan. 6 Capitol riot investigation code-named Arctic Frost.They also accused Smith of acting as a Democrat Party election-rigging operative.
House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, is accusing former special counsel Jack Smith and the former Biden administration of trying to "sway" the 2024 election with the Department of Justice (DOJ) probe into President Donald Trump and his allies. ... "The Special Counsel's prosecutors tried to silence President Trump with unlawful gag orders, threatened defense attorneys, mishandled key documents, and broke protocol to release a massive trove of alleged evidence just weeks before the presidential election to sway public opinion," the report said.This is something special: Biden's/Garland's Public Integrity Section realized that this was all illegal and unconstitutional but decided it was no big deal because, owing to the illegal gag orders they would get liberal judges to impose to keep the victims from knowing their rights had been abused, there was little chance of actually getting sued over any of it.
"Internal documents show that Arctic Frost investigators, and later Smith's team, had only limited, perfunctory discussions with subject-matter experts in DOJ's Public Integrity Section (PIN) about the constitutionality of these seizures," the report said. "Although PIN cautioned that the subpoenas could be unconstitutional, PIN approved them nonetheless, asserting there was little 'litigation risk' because the gag orders that accompanied the subpoenas would prevent Members from ever discovering the seizures. As a result, Members of Congress were unaware of the Biden-Harris DOJ's spying for more than two years."
Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
NEW: Transcripts released by @JudiciaryGOP once again confirm collaboration between Biden DOJ/Special Counsel Jack Smith and the Biden White House. Here is JP Cooney--who pushed for investigations into Trump and his circle immediately after Jan 6 then detailed to Jack Smith's team after his appointment in Nov 2022--admitting he communicated with Biden's WH counsel. This aligns with my reporting a few years ago disclosing how Biden DOJ interacted with Biden WH Counsel Jonathan Su in late 2021 and into 2022 before he stepped down in Oct. 2022. More evidence debunking media claims that the Biden DOJ acted independently of the Biden White House--and that somehow President Trump's engagement in DOJ matter is "unprecedented."
NEW: Transcripts released by @JudiciaryGOP once again confirm collaboration between Biden DOJ/Special Counsel Jack Smith and the Biden White House.
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) September 23, 2026
Here is JP Cooney--who pushed for investigations into Trump and his circle immediately after Jan 6 then detailed to Jack Smith's… pic.twitter.com/r3x1btM6hJ
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (53oGX)
The left gets to break the law with impunity, attempt and then succeed in a coup, and NO ONE will be going to jail.
When they should be hung from lampposts.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:33 PM (FMZSx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Also, every Republican in government is cheating and using their office to enrich themselves corruptly, and they must be killed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:33 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (FMZSx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)
I called the Carmelite convent for an application but no one answers as they don't talk. I'm ready.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2026 02:36 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)
I can do half of that.
- Jim Jordan
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:36 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (iulL+)
I called the Carmelite convent for an application but no one answers as they don't talk. I'm ready.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)
Seems odd to name your mute convent after Mt. Carmel, when it's most famous for mocking jeers and calling down literal lightning.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (I6R/i)
If they had warrants, what JUDGES signed off on them... maybe someone named... Boasberg?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (mP0Kj)
What does it take to get an actual prosecution?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (ocdC9)
Trump is the threat, not the ones breaking the laws, rules, regulations and norms.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (FMZSx)
There's something to be said about the idea that evil gets expressed on your face. (It's not 100%, though.)
I mean, look at that evil little weasel Peter Strzok. His smarmy little face just SCREAMS how wicked he is.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (NnhvP)
It’s going to be a sight to behold and predictable.
You should always fear people who have an unquenchable thirst for power. It never ends well for the people.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (5FKHw)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (I6R/i)
Try again.
Jack Smith died today at age 75. He was a former US Attorney who spent most of his professional life attempting to bring Donald Trump to justice for his various crimes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gLYp7)
Trump is the threat, not the ones breaking the laws, rules, regulations and norms.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (3cUTc)
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Democracy must be preserved by limiting the input of the people into who wins elected office by a cabal of insiders who do not face the voters who will determine who is allowed to disseminate information and can enter the financial, legal, and political systems of the nation.
For democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (38W+X)
How do Bureaucrats not get indicted...
What is Statute of Limitations...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (mP0Kj)
Another literal traitor that won't get what he deserves.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)
I got them rolled up so hard that my left sleeve is on my right arm, my right sleeve is on my left arm, and my head is all the way up my own ass!
Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (aKiSo)
Translation: "Jack Smith can break whatever law he wants with impunity and you can go fuck yourself if you don't like it."
Posted by: YIKES! at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (OgWfa)
For democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (38W+X)
Well, the Founders did say they did not want a Democracy... so they are just following the Founders wishes by ensuring those silly voters don't get their way!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)
Well, won't get it here on Earth.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (4NO2D)
*snickers*
Of course they're not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (2Cry5)
A problem comes up at a committe and another commitee is created to solve the problem. Tis bs. I wanted to shout this at meetings at the med center (the nursing director would send me to those she did not want to attend). I behaved but it was hard. Just vote and hash it out with silver topped canes, Congress!
I want to know why bloody NATO allowed that Iran creep to speak when Iran is not in NATO. This seems rather bullshite to me and a committe should be formed.
I'm off to do something productive. Or call the Carmelites again and leave a voice message. My husband and sons do not yet know of this plan. They would probably like it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (hzuYO)
Translation: "Jack Smith can break whatever law he wants with impunity and you can go fuck yourself if you don't like it."
Posted by: YIKES! at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (OgWfa)
Note, Lois Lerner, scapegoat... kept her retirement intact.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (ocdC9)
I keep hoping
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:44 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)
Contrast that to what happened when Democrats were in charge. The economic numbers, fraud, abuse of the system, illegal alien invasion, the covid rights violations, the electoral fraud, impeachments, attack on Christians, free speech violations, second amendment violations- the list goes on. Yet we hear very little from the Republican candidates themselves and the Chair of the Pool Boys for Gay Bondage Club, John Thune.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:45 PM (5FKHw)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gLYp7)
Some Jack Smith homo is dead now, scro. He did some law things or something. He talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded. This obituary brought to you by Brawndo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)
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Fair point.
Because they mistrusted pure democracy, that means that we must have an unaccountable cabal of insiders who transfer power in ways that disallow outsiders in opaque ways. Kind of like a monarchy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wincing at Wee Pooky's kicks and punches at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (5FKHw)
Oh, never mind.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (E2K/A)
Just like the whole exercise with the hold out juror on the Clancy case was a message to future jurors, I think the Administration is going to apply that same logic to "special counsel."
I don't see Trump brushing this under the carpet. I suspect certain facets of the DOJ are drawing up indictments and there will be (at the very least) a Grand Jury on some of it. Smith, very flagrantly, ignored the Constitution. Hell, he wasn't even qualified to be a "Special Counsel" based on the DOJ's own policy.
So, I think Jack Smith is going to become an example. Smith better hope the Republicans come out on top in the mid-terms, because if they don't, Trump and his DOJ are going to have an excess of time to address grievances.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)
I keep hoping
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (oCio0)
Don't worry. To make up for it, the "Justice" System will pick a couple innocent but inconvenient Republicans to bankrupt and ruin.
And no conservative funder will help them out like the left's support system.
So it all balances out!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (N1DT3)
Richard Grenell, U.S. President Donald Trump’s Special Presidential Envoy for Special Missions, has sharply criticized the Hague verdict against former Kosovo President and KLA political leader Hashim Thaçi, calling the sentence “scandalous” and urging Kosovo to move toward dissolving the Kosovo Specialist Chambers.
...
He specifically criticized Swiss judge Guénaël Mettraux, alleging that he had ignored legal issues and instead followed what Grenell described as the politics associated with former U.S. prosecutor Jack Smith.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)
LOL
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (Ia/+0)
I think you misspelled “publicly hanged”.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (5FKHw)
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (miqrx)
So, I think Jack Smith is going to become an example. Smith better hope the Republicans come out on top in the mid-terms, because if they don't, Trump and his DOJ are going to have an excess of time to address grievances.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)
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The Fort Pierce grand jury empaneled to investigate the crimes stemming from the Mar-a-Lago raid, related to the government conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his constitutional rights, is still reviewing evidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (38W+X)
And they are probably right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)
The rabble rouser in me who just watched Trump tell half of America and the rest of the planet to go get its fucking shine-box wants to think that dropping the hammer on this dink is a foregone conclusion.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (3cUTc)
He did say pussy.
CBC - Weinstein 15 years
CNN - 3 people seen exiting sewers of Netanyahu's hotel. Hmm. Damn Amish.
MSNow - Katy Tur - commercial but I'm sure she's pissed.
FoxNews - Senate hearing - Flock cameras. Whoa. Very pretty blonde woman
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (LHPAg)
I wonder if this is accurate. Did an actual judge actually issue a gag order, or was this a case of the prosecutors demanding records and then quoting the law about restrictions on disclosures? If there were judges who issued gag orders, I would like to know their names. Was Boasberg one of them, for example.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Mitch at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)
Grenell went further by calling for the international courts involved in such prosecutions to lose their funding.
“All of these courts should be defunded immediately,” he wrote, urging the U.S. Department of Justice and Attorney General Todd Blanche to act.
“Americans are paying for these political prosecutions and this must end,” Grenell added.
He also directly addressed Kosovo Prime Minister Albin Kurti, calling on him to act quickly to dissolve what Grenell described as a “foreign court.”
“Albin Kurti must also act quickly to dissolve this foreign court. MPs must work with Kurti to make this happen,” Grenell wrote.
He concluded with a direct statement about Kosovo's relationship with the Hague institution:
“Kosovo does not need a court in the Netherlands.”
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And neither do we.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (5FKHw)
Did we ever find that out?
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (dhhKu)
...
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM
Sleeves will be rolled, stern letters will be written, new weeklong training modules in Hawaii will be implemented
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:53 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:54 PM (5FKHw)
I feel so bad for her. She was wrongly convicted by Flock cameras.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 02:54 PM (W2Pud)
--- I told him how to handle that bitch problem but he didn't listen.
_ ghost of Louie Mayer
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:55 PM (iLKq8)
https://x.com/alexchristy17/status/1681360567385063424
RATINGS GOLD. Ellison would be insane to cut CNN up into little pieces.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (5FKHw)
Just so clean and innocuous, like a minor lawsuit or something.
And not because "the guy, and everyone around him, we are framing and illegally prosecuting will be in jail for the rest of his life and these convictions we manufacture will allow us to seize all of Trump's assets."
Trump in jail was just the small part of their coup:
--they were going to put Trump in jail for life
- everyone in Trump's administration in jail
- nearly every major elected Republican in jail
- seize all of Trump's assets
They were going to wipe out the Republican Party in 2024 before the Election by disqualifying them from the ballot.
That would have given them the Presidency and super-majorities in the House and Senate.
We underestimate by 100X just how ambitious and deadly this plan was.
So important, that assassination of Trump was a contingency plan--to keep it going.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (3cUTc)
The Public Integrity Section of the DOJ said the subpoenas looked sketchy as hell.
But they were OK with them because no one was supposed to ever find out about them due to illegal gag orders.
Yeah, that's the "integrity" we've come to expect from our government betters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Vengeance
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He needs to terminate his services to Ukraine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:57 PM (iLKq8)
Unless the serbs wanna be on our team too again drunken neglectful mother Russia.
That would be all kinds of fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:57 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM (5FKHw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM
That was the liberal meme before the gop released the epstein files.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 02:59 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Vengeance
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It's a public opinion op.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)
Hmmm... to date, not a single appropriations bill for next year has passed the Senate.
The Fiscal year ends in a week.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (2vHPe)
I hope Madeline Albright is topping out at 1,500 RPM right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:53 PM (aKiSo)
_________________________
Mark Steyn wrote a piece back in 2018 where he actually connected Albright directly to the "Russia Hoax". It's a fantastic read. She was trying to set up Carter Page to go on record at a London conference so the media could report on a high level Trump representative commenting on Russia...and then use the media report to obtain a FISA Warrant.
Worth the read, and a nice harbinger of what has occurred over the last 8 years.
Tinker, Tailor, Clapper, Carter, Downer, Halper, Spy
by Mark Steyn
Steyn on America
May 22, 2018
https://tinyurl.com/4bdjmmac
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM
That was the liberal meme before the gop released the epstein files.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 02:59 PM (I43vL)
It war a rumor circulated at a certain Pizza Party.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (38W+X)
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I wonder if the grand jurors are flabbergasted on a daily basis at the evidence they are reviewing.
Like, "How could ANYONE think ANY of this was a good idea?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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They've been pushing it for a long time but he keeps grabbing women by the pussy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (iLKq8)
That would be all kinds of fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:57 PM (aKiSo)
Gopniks in Adidas.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:02 PM (LHPAg)
Like, "How could ANYONE think ANY of this was a good idea?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (FZ29D)
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I wonder what the standard timeline is for grand juries dealing with massive government conspiracies is.
It's been going for about 9 months, since January.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:02 PM (38W+X)
I just read that they get up at 0430 to start their day and that alone would fling me to the curb the first morning.
Plus I have a tendency to burst out laughing, loudly and unrestrained, during inappropriate times (funeral homes, in class, etc).
I will have to think of another plan as midterms approach.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (hzuYO)
Weinstein took advantage of women with his business power over them and these women felt they had no choice but to sleep with him.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: leftism in a nutshell at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (Av6i5)
The new line the NPCs are pushing is that it's not enough to go after Trump, they have to go after anyone who supports Trump. That won't end well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)
The Public Integrity Section of the DOJ said the subpoenas looked sketchy as hell.
But they were OK with them because no one was supposed to ever find out about them due to illegal gag orders.
Yeah, that's the "integrity" we've come to expect from our government betters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)
I want a list of the JUDGES who signed off on these.
Every... single... one... they are the only roadblock to 'Secret subpoenas' in the system, and they failed.
And those who failed, should not keep their jobs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)
The new line the NPCs are pushing is that it's not enough to go after Trump, they have to go after anyone who supports Trump. That won't end well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)
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Comment from 2015?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)
The day whassername "fumbled" the report by announcing it was on her desk as practically her first act as AG.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:04 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Get a move on, elections in 41 days.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (iLKq8)
I just checked for top of the hour news.
Everyone's pissed at stuff.
Don't bother.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (Sco7b)
--Hasan Piker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU)
See, to the left, democracy is fine and all as long as the people agree with them.
And when they don't it's fascism.
Bill wasn't expressing a fringe view; he, his friends and all the people he associates with say the same things.
He fully believed what he was saying was perfectly logical, reasonable and sound.
And it's one of the most horrifying statements of the last 10 years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Pull The Other One at September 23, 2026 03:06 PM (Fn+3X)
He fully believed what he was saying was perfectly logical, reasonable and sound.
And it's one of the most horrifying statements of the last 10 years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (3cUTc)
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"We should call ourselves nobility since we are the true defenders of the constitution."
-Bill Kristol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:06 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: polynikes
Too bad "sleeping with him" is only metaphorical.
If faced with the two options of "Engage in sexual behavior with Harvey Weinstein while conscious with my eyes open," vs. "Be raped by Harvey Weinstein while asleep," I'd say, "Doc, give me the hypo -- double-dose of ketamine, please, stat!"
Posted by: leftism in a nutshell at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (Av6i5)
Pedo is the new racist, Muslims and Leftists throw it at everyone without pattern, basis, logic, or meaning. Its just "bad thing that upsets people makes them react"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (KyEAU)
How stupid do you have to be not to be aware if you're a woman who wants jobs in entertainment biz, you're going to be rogered by some exec? That's a perquisite of being an entertainment exec. Also university professors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Gormless Old Prats at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (V362x)
Posted by: ...
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Plan C cup from outer space was basically a failure.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:08 PM (iLKq8)
--Hasan Piker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
One way in which Hasan Piker is superior to other leftists is: At least he's honest. They ALL want 'cultural revolution shit," but most won't admit so in public.
Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: polynikes
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Really think Weinstein was their first casting couch?
I've got this beautiful shiny bridge for sale, cheap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (iLKq8)
Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
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In all fairness to Hasan. I think he's just kind of stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)
Seems odd to name your mute convent after Mt. Carmel, when it's most famous for mocking jeers and calling down literal lightning.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)
I live next to a Carmelite convent. Ya don't fuck with those sisters. They'll cut ya.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (g8Ew8)
Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
Hasan is part of the new "left" who thinks they don't have to hide what they want anymore.
It is yet to be seen if they are correct about that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: polynikes
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Really think Weinstein was their first casting couch?
I've got this beautiful shiny bridge for sale, cheap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (iLKq
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#MeToo was about women in middle management deciding that they didn't want to wait anymore for upper management jobs, and they found a way for upper management men to self-sabotage and self-immolate, freeing up the positions while creating the environment where women had to fill the positions left open.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (38W+X)
--Hasan Piker
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All's fare, Piker.
I've got a mildewed stone wall dungeon waiting for you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:12 PM (iLKq8)
It is yet to be seen if they are correct about that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (N1DT3)
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El-Sayed losing in MI with that concentrated Muslim population is going to be...*chef's kiss*.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:12 PM (38W+X)
How stupid do you have to be not to be aware if you're a woman who wants jobs in entertainment biz, you're going to be rogered by some exec? That's a perquisite of being an entertainment exec. Also university professors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Also San Francisco Assistant District Attorneys.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:13 PM (Av6i5)
"We have greater confidence in Plan D-Cup"
--the aliens
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: what the cat drug
Hounding people is what they do best.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:15 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:16 PM (eRlcH)
Gas was $3.89 today. I'm not voting in November!
*sits in a puddle of piss*
*cries*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:16 PM (eRlcH)
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Gas prices don't change voting behaviors at large enough numbers to be material influences on elections.
Any effect on inflation they have (which is small) happens in the first increase and stops. We have the lowest inflation numbers since before covid now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:17 PM (38W+X)
*sits in a puddle of piss*
*cries*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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we're lucky most consumers dont use diesel.
I guess Ukraine is hitting Russian refineries hard, right before the midterms.
Trump should have had Zelensky removed as a condition of US support.
Remember him campaigning with Kamala in PA before the election?
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (FAUyE)
How stupid do you have to be not to be aware if you're a woman who wants jobs in entertainment biz, you're going to be rogered by some exec? That's a perquisite
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It started when the mama entered her or him at the Drama Academy. Lucky if they made it to 14.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (3Ope8)
Funny that no one asks AI about it's capabilities and potential to destroy humanity.
After it can count. Go on. Ask it to give you a list of 100 words all 8 letters long.
Or hold long conversations without going to crap.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz)
_______________________
Sponsored by Skippy Peanut Butter.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)
I guess Ukraine is hitting Russian refineries hard, right before the midterms.
Trump should have had Zelensky removed as a condition of US support.
Remember him campaigning with Kamala in PA before the election?
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (FAUyE)
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There's background talk of the administration enforcing a 90 day export ban.
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (38W+X)
There's background talk of the administration enforcing a 90 day export ban.
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Sounds good to me
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FAUyE)
Because I'm "Special", that's why!
Posted by: Special Prosecutor Jack Smith at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (xit6L)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz)
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Woof.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:20 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:20 PM (/9X1x)
Yes, including Trump.
He deleted the tweet and refuses to discuss it.
Because he's a Real Conservative and Real Christian.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
_________
That would be tragic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (eRlcH)
Yes, including Trump.
He deleted the tweet and refuses to discuss it.
Because he's a Real Conservative and Real Christian.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)
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Erickson understands the friend/enemy distinction very well.
He attacks his enemies hard in defense of his friends.
His enemies are always to the right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:22 PM (38W+X)
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
_________
That would be tragic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (eRlcH)
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Oh no.
Anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:22 PM (38W+X)
Smith isn't the first. He won't be the last.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 23, 2026 03:24 PM (OkYzo)
There's background talk of the administration enforcing a 90 day export ban.
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'll be in my bunk. Really wish that would happen. Like the motorcycle, love my 3500 turbo diesel. I'd rather get 38mpg @ $4.30/gallon versus 15mpg @ $6.30/ggallon. But rain, and other idiots driving while surfing, texting, and using their cell phones.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (pIzRo)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz
I've been predicting bestial necrophilia would be the next big thing for a year.
Getting there...
FoxNews - GOP Senate candidates breaking with Trump over Iran.
And they say Rogers trails Abdul in Michigan by 7.
Sure.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)
--Hasan Piker
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All's fare, Piker.
I've got a mildewed stone wall dungeon waiting for you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:12 PM (iLKq
*==
I wonder if the Israelis have any leftover pagers?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (2WIwB)
But if she'd strangled the dog with an exercise band...
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)
Fast forward to the Biden Administration. Here, we have the DOJ, an executive department of the US Government, using the full panoply of its powers, to illegally eavesdrop and record privileged correspondence and transmissions belonging to Article I elected officials of the same government, and using "gag orders" issued by Article III judges to cloak their mischief.
Sonuvabitch.
Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Smith isn't the first. He won't be the last.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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This is a sea faring nation, we've got a lot of rope.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (iLKq8)
"Should we illegally spy on Trump?" --> Yes
"Should we illegally spy on Congress?" --> Yes
"Should we ignore Democrat crimes?" --> Yes
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (oRRIp)
Sure.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)
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Ignore the long history of polling before the final polls being very, very wrong and pretend that not final polls now are more right than the final polls from 2 years ago.
Ignore that there have been massive polling failures...this year, mostly because polling firms cannot target the white vote correctly.
Ignore that polling now shows the largely inelastic white vote massively shifting from 2 years ago.
Just trust the polls are 100% right today because they were 60% right in their final form 2 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (38W+X)
Sonuvabitch.
Posted by: mrp
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Degradation is no longer a weekend event.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2026 03:28 PM (px8HJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:29 PM (2WIwB)
Every... single... one... they are the only roadblock to 'Secret subpoenas' in the system, and they failed.
And those who failed, should not keep their jobs.
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We already had that with the FISA warrants.
And the judges involved all feigned, "but we was lied to!"
And when we pointed out, "the face of the warrant itself in enough to show it was false" they thundered with even more holy indignation that they were totally deceived and can't be blamed in the least.
John Roberts agreed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:29 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Leupold
That was infuriating.
As soon as Trump had been declared the winner, he should have said we will have nothing to do with Ukraine until Z-man was replaced.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:29 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:30 PM (iLKq8)
They forget that revolution isn't a one way street. You don't just dress up like a fag, molotov a couple buildings, and suddenly get supreme executive authority.
Oh, you took down a few government lackies? Lovely. Well done. Gold stars for everyone. You think that gives you power? You think that means you Won The Game?
No, shitdicks. It only took away the one thing that we had all made a bargain with to refrain from seizing power over you ourselves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:30 PM (aKiSo)
As soon as Trump had been declared the winner, he should have said we will have nothing to do with Ukraine until Z-man was replaced.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Exactly, sort of pissed he folded on that
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:30 PM (FAUyE)
--Hasan Piker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
One way in which Hasan Piker is superior to other leftists is: At least he's honest. They ALL want 'cultural revolution shit," but most won't admit so in public.
Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
You seen my pickaxe, comrade?
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (LHPAg)
We interrupt this thread to bring you a Proud Grandpa Moment:
Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2WIwB)
Just trust the polls are 100% right today because they were 60% right in their final form 2 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (38W+X)
I was on an email list for some lib editor. She did have revelations that she was in a bubble after President Trump beat Hillary.
All of us don't have that issue.
Thanks ace.
I also think that the narrative 'Dems are up by a ton' would just lead Dems to save a few hours and not bother voting.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)
But with none of our stuff. Not one fucking screw.
Not one screw bypassed through Europe either.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (W2Pud)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2WIwB)
Congratulations!
Very cool.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (Sco7b)
I also think that the narrative 'Dems are up by a ton' would just lead Dems to save a few hours and not bother voting.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)
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I think the polling game is only about fundraising, not voter behavior. I'm sure it influences some voters on the margins, but not enough to make serious differences.
You say that Nebraska Senate is close not to convince anyone to vote, but to convince donors big and small to donate money because it's in reach. Combine that with similar situations in polling in Ohio, Alaska, Texas, and other states, and you create this impression that a blue wave is coming every single cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:34 PM (38W+X)
We interrupt this thread to bring you a Proud Grandpa Moment:
Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2WIwB)
I would have enlisted last Friday the Air Force Birthday if I was him. Except I would have gone in the Navy. Again.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:34 PM (LHPAg)
But with none of our stuff. Not one fucking screw.
Not one screw bypassed through Europe either.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (iLKq
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They're paying us for our military equipment now. That's the major change Trump made when he came into office.
Biden was giving it to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (38W+X)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM
Congrats!
Also, be sure to tell him that an Idiot you know said, "Thank you sir for your service."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (HlyYF)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes
Good stuff. What's he going to be doing?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iulL+)
The House Judiciary Committee concluded in a report released Wednesday that the Biden-Harris administration wielded the Justice Department as a weapon
Nuh uhn! Anyone who says we used DoJ as a weapon against people who didn't vote Democrat is a liar! And if you keep saying that, DoJ will prosecute you once we steal.... errrrr, WIN the next election!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iulL+)
Cyber Warfare Analyst
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Dropping boom booms on ragheads.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)
And polling always seems to tighten up one week before the election.
FoxNews - Dolly's estate. Someone's a greedy dickhead.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Like The Ladies Auxiliary at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iulL+)
Yes, something like DroneLord. My sincere thanks.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (LHPAg)
And polling always seems to tighten up one week before the election.
FoxNews - Dolly's estate. Someone's a greedy dickhead.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)
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Because polling firms are only ever graded on their final polls. So, their only incentive to even try to get things right is in those final polls.
They can say D+100 for a year and then say 50/50 race in late October and be called an A+ pollster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (iulL+)
VA Scandal
IRS Scandal
Fast and Furious
Al Gore's Chinese Monk scandal
Crossfire Hurricane
and on and on and on
Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM
That makes me NOT want to go to the new thread.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (HlyYF)
But that can't be true, that only applies to Republicans.
That's why Abbott is barely beating Jinojosia--Paxton is dragging down the whole ticket.
PS: Bo French is still favored by 2.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (3cUTc)
Statue of limitations starts when you become aware of what they were hiding...
But how much of this, for the main players, is already covered by Presidential Pardon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (L+twD)
Posted by: Diogenes
of what?
Posted by: Braenyard
The horizontal and the vertical.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (oRRIp)
But that can't be true, that only applies to Republicans.
That's why Abbott is barely beating Jinojosia--Paxton is dragging down the whole ticket.
PS: Bo French is still favored by 2.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (3cUTc)
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Jackson's outspending her like 45-1, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (38W+X)
I guess Public Integrity Section was as misnamed as the Peacock Mantis Shrimp (Which is not a Peacock, Mantis, or Shrimp)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (l3cgK)
They're paying us for our military equipment now. That's the major change Trump made when he came into office.
Biden was giving it to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (38W+X)
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That's not enough.
We're fighting Russia by proxy. That's Biden's war. Fuck Biden.
Fuck DeepState Color revolution. Stop it.
If DeepState really wants to fight Russia, ship them over there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iLKq8)
I just watched a youtube of a Karen screaming in a Starbucks. I mostly watched on mute as I couldn't understand her shrieking voice (she thinks Starbucks are part of the military conspiracy theory, by the way). Obviously psycho.
Which is why I avoid going anywhere, altho people around here seem mostly normal in the suburbs. I prefer our one homeless guy with a cell phone to this abuse as a sovereign citizen.
https://tinyurl.com/3nt4d27j
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (hzuYO)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes
Congratulations my friend. And good luck and Godspeed to him.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (4X4Y+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (UdrMW)
The Fiscal year ends in a week.
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Those bills have been sitting on McConnell's desk for some time now. What did you expect us to do?
Posted by: The Senate RINOs at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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I hear he's an Islamaphobe.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (iLKq8)
17 I looked it up a few weeks ago.
CNN's ratings were about 670,000 people.
Including the incarcerated and trapped viewer's at airports.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)
291 "Their audience is literally dying by the thousands per day. Average age of their viewers is around 70."
CNN averages 400,000 viewers a day. That kind of ratings would have been a laughing stock in 1990. There are many podcasters and youtube types who get many times that every time they do a show for a few hours.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (KyEAU)
Whichever it is, Robert Stacy McCain likes to point out that comparing CNN's top shows with competition in the same time slot, they're often out-viewed by Paw Patrol.
And we're not talking about first-run episodes of appointment television. More people are watching children's cartoon *reruns*.
Posted by: SciVo at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (hzuYO)
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That's part of the op.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (/9X1x)
that's awesome Diogenes!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)
I'm sure his intern is drafting a strongly worded letter.
Posted by: aikido2kyu at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (gqz4D)
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Here, try some of these dark chocolate almonds.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (iLKq8)
Pahlavi stated that the frozen assets of the IRGC should be used to back the Iranians. He also said there are more than enough Iranians that are willing to fight.
It is pleasure to listen to him.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (UdrMW)
But if she'd strangled the dog with an exercise band...
Posted by: Oddbob
Y'know, if you implemented the old Puritan punishment of executing the bestialists'... um... harem in front of him (pronoun should be understood to be inclusive of both male and female bestialists) and then executing him, all publicly, I bet it would cut down on the enthusiasm for beastiality.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (jrgJz)
You don't just dress up like a fag, molotov a couple buildings, and suddenly get supreme executive authority.
Oh, you took down a few government lackies? Lovely. Well done. Gold stars for everyone. You think that gives you power? You think that means you Won The Game?
No, shitdicks. It only took away the one thing that we had all made a bargain with to refrain from seizing power over you ourselves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
The Redneck-Antifa Wars begun, htey have.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: valiant at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (OzBOX)
Sonny Hostin is Beaming With Pride About Being the Holdout Juror That Got a Literal Cannibal Killer Off
A literal cannibal killer killed and then butchered victims and served their meat to the homeless.
That's not a pitch for an A24 horror movie. That really happened in New York City in the 1990s. The killer was called "the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park." I used to live around there (but I have an alibi). Bursting with what David Strom calls "main character syndrome" -- the belief of narcissists that they are the star of the show called "reality" and that everything they do is justified and good because they're the main character of the show and therefore the hero -- Sonny Hostin glowed as she Karensplained that she was the lone holdout juror during the Butcher's trial and spared him a murder conviction. Oh, she also says that Lindsay Clancy is not guilty because of course she does.
Hostin left no doubt about where she stood. "The insanity defense has been around in Massachusetts for 182 years, so I think it's well established," she said. "And I thought, absolutely, she was not criminally responsible by reason of insanity." Then Hostin explained where her conviction came from. Before she went to law school, Hostin sat on the jury in the early 1990s murder trial of Daniel Rakowitz, better known as "The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park." Rakowitz killed his roommate, a Swiss dancer named Monika Beerle, and cut up her body in a bathtub. He then cooked her remains into a soup, ate some of it, and handed it out to homeless people in the New York City park. A New York Times article on the case described a lone holdout who "was principally responsible ... for preventing them from returning a guilty verdict." "That was me," Hostin said. "And it was because I saw clearly that he was psychotic." Then she offered her own version of the killing, and it sounded more like a closing argument for the defense than a confession of regret. ... Alyssa Farah Griffin couldn't let her finish. "And you got this guy off?!" she asked, clearly horrified. "That's how much I believe in the insanity defense," Hostin said before wrapping up her account: "And he fed her body parts to the unhoused." And she's proud he got him a not guilty verdict.
Hostin does call the effort by Lindsey Clancy's defense attorney to investigate the holdout juror "despicable." pic.twitter.com/ekk2niLG52
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) September 22, 2026
Meanwhile, fellow The View co-AWFUL Sarah Haines is appalled that Patrick Clancy divorced his wife just because she had a little Oopsie Moment when she cold-bloodedly manually strangled his three infant children to death. Didn't he promise to remain with her in mental sickness and in health? 'till triple infanticide do we part?
“How did the marital love end so quickly…in sickness and in health.”
— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) September 22, 2026
Sarah Haines of The View gripes that Patrick Clancy isn’t still married to Lindsay Clancy, the woman who murdered his kids. pic.twitter.com/cwTusxO4VI
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clay at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (RcEk6)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (CWTWj)
Meanwhile, of course, they insist that a (spit) man remain a slave forever to his evil murderess wife.
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What happened to chivalry, guys?
Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (38W+X)
"Man, that's pretty fucked up."
Art the Clown
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Clay at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (RcEk6)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (36x1j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (HeG1i)
Sure, champ. "I was not building shelves."
Explain all the keto hobo recipes.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: Hannibal Lektor at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (JrHfD)
I asked some lady at work to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was five.
She started strangling me.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Sounds like they shot the wrong Sonny on the Causeway.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (0GLZr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (2Cry5)
She started strangling me.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (oRRIp)
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lol
Alternative punchline: "My neck is still bruised from the explanation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (cXgQo)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (XAOum)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Don't listen to communists. Communists - including Commie Mommy - are all about destroying one of the unique things about America, which is that we punish people for what they did, not for what their family members did or what their distant relatives did, or for what completely unrelated people who just happen to share physical characteristics with the bad person did.
If you're listening to Communists and thinking "Hey that communist has a good idea" you already surrendered the culture war.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (E2K/A)
"Used to be."
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Equal rights = equal lefts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (oRRIp)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: County health inspector at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (2Ez/1)
I'm just glad I am out of the dating pool.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (viF8m)
I am not doubting the opposite happens, however
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (ebJJx)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (4NO2D)
One of the Harpies on the View
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: It's me donna
Yeah. The cops would have been asking me to explain the boot marks on her crushed throat.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (ndZc7)
Ugh. Every part of the post fills me with loathing for the parties in question and joy that my lady isn't like that.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (QSxSN)
... I screwed up the phrasing on that somehow.
we don't punish people completely unrelated to the bad person other than by shared physical characteristics
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (vJrRc)
In 2004, a jury found Rakowitz no longer dangerous but decided that he is still mentally ill and should remain at the Kirby Forensic Psychiatric Center on New York City's Wards Island. A judge however found that the jury had no authority to make such a determination and determined that Rakowitz does in fact have a dangerous mental disorder.
Hard to believe that New York still has some crazy-ass judge that wants to keep the cannibals locked up.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (8mulE)
Boating accident.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (viF8m)
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"I was once a holdout juror".
"You shouldn't investigate holdout jurors".
(adjusts glasses) is that Bill Voltaire over there? We've got a real deep philosopher in our presence. Thanks for the input Sunny. Now why don't you SHUT YOUR MANGY TRAP!
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (/9X1x)
The prosecutors who gave that deal are useless scum.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (KC5Lt)
They had their problems but they were overall incredibly positive and beneficial to my life.
So this kind of psychotic bloodthirsty slut is... disturbing in a way I cannot really express. This is like watching them peel the flesh off their face revealing a bloody skull.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (2ap+5)
"the unhoused"
What a stupid cartoon this woman is.
Posted by: UGAdawg
She is one of the unsmart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (FhXTo)
"the unhoused"
What a stupid cartoon this woman is.
Posted by: UGAdawg
She is one of the unsmart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)
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A wider vocabulary is double unplus good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QSxSN)
Old geezer leaned over and said to me
Two reasons to always have a job:
1) The money
2) Daytime television.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QSxSN)
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Does this explain Todd?
Nah...
Todd's just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (38W+X)
And last time I looked hung jury does not equal not guilty no matter how many feelin's are involved.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Oglebay
The problem is she thought that saying it would gain her accolades from her social set.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (ebJJx)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (LHPAg)
"Man, that's pretty fucked up."
Art the Clown
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)
I read somewhere that one of the homeless noticed an intact finger in the soup.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (8mulE)
"It's just Stu."
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Pascal at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (IPQ9m)
What a stupid cartoon this woman is.
Posted by: UGAdawg
She is one of the unsmart.
The stupid is very strong in her.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (QSxSN)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
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The sounds like a Night Gallery episode. Sadly, it lacks the ironic twist ending of Hostin being knocked out as she walks down the street and awakening to see the cannibal killer preparing his next meal, her.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (E2K/A)
Posted by: Paula Deen at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Guy who thinks all women just need a good rogering at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (pdYbP)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Maybe I'm just too cynical but has anyone verified that it was really her?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (vTZFs)
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Thank God we still have the New York Post!
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: You'd think it wouldn't need repeating so often, but here we are at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (vJrRc)
This isn't a good look for you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KC5Lt)
This is the only good thing I have ever heard her say
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (QSxSN)
That the View couldn't figure that out shows a serious decline in critical thinking. But our feelings..
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Oddbob
Fact Checking? On my Internet?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (w6EFb)
You can admit we were right any moment now...
Posted by: The anti-suffragettes at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)
I see headlines such as a "mother" yesterday who thought the oven was a crib for her newborn. Light sentence vs doing unto others.
In reality I have to assume, as a juror, she was smoking crack. Therefore insane. Shipped to MA.
Western MA is also the lesbo bar that still wear masks (I did read that entire thing, Ace). To prove my point about MA.
I think the mask deal is wise, based on photos I saw of the patronesses,weirdo orange overall lesbos. To hide the ugly and lessen airborn VD.
I liked their sign that said unhoused are welcome. That term annoys me as well.
Years ago in Vienna we passed a similar lesbo bar. Sign said, "If you are redneck, raciss, or a homophobe do not enter." Had I been alone (without my keepers of dude, son and DIL), I would have entered and said loudly, "I'm all 3, what are you going to do about it?! Give me a gin and tonic or I will gut you like a deer!"
In reality I don't consider myself raciss. Nor am I afraid of homos.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (/9X1x)
I think there's plenty of evil in our hearts that we don't need to involve demons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QSxSN)
The cannibal thing, the clancy thing, the trantifa assassins, etc, etc, etc... I used to be of the 'well, there's theoretically demons but they're all in hell, the early peoples interpreted regular things as demons' camp. I've been persuaded by events to move to the 'there are literal (*probably* intangible and invisible) demons walking the Earth, possession is real, but try to remember sometimes it's just a chemical imbalance and those can sometimes be treated' camp.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (gLYp7)
The craziest example of this I've seen recently in a few wokeista videos is:
"If you husband asks you for sex and you aren't in the mood he is a literal rapist and you should divorce him"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)
https://shorturl.at/5ysOb
NY Post
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (I6R/i)
They're not demonstrating a decline in critical thinking. They're actively trying to help said delcline along.
The Left aren't there to tell you what they think. They're there to tell you what they want YOU to think.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (I6R/i)
The craziest example of this I've seen recently in a few wokeista videos is:
"If you husband asks you for sex and you aren't in the mood he is a literal rapist and you should divorce him"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)
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"Why aren't progressives having babies?"
-the next Reddit thread over with 0 replies and 30 downvotes
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (38W+X)
That's different. They're southern.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (viF8m)
Well, it was two lesbians cooking the ex of one of them, so, it tracks as an AWFL must-see.
Posted by: moki at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM
So it was served with grits then
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Interestingly, the Bible does not allow you to divorce a spouse simply because they have murdered your children. Because it is assumed that they would be dead after being judicially executed, and its not an issue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (KyEAU)
Demons don't show up because they're needed.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (LHPAg)
Well, we know he wasn't a great cook then... *shudder*
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (LHPAg)
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This is why I never moved on from Soylent Blue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (38W+X)
Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (38W+X)
In the before times, I lived in Ithaca, NY.
When I was up there to sell the house, I had some time to kill and went to the Target. When I went through the door, I glanced behind me and saw an old woman with a literal tennis-ball walker thing. I held it for her. As she approached, she said, "You don't think I can open my own fucking door?"
So I shut the door in her face and went on my way.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (gLYp7)
I found this "In 2004, a jury found Rakowitz no longer dangerous but decided that he is still mentally ill and should remain at the Kirby Forensic Psychiatric Centeron New York City's Wards Island.
He's gone on to threaten to eat staff at the psych ward Sunny put him in. To be fair, he's undoubtly insane.
The lawyer who represented Rakowitz had one of the best lines during closing argument.
In summary: He told the jury you heard testimony from defense expert witness arguing is was mentally incompetent and prosecution expert witnesses claiming he is was sane. All I know is it would take my 90 year old grandmother 5 seconds to realize this guy is nuts.
Yes I can’t believe it either I hate that she wants to sound relatable to everything it’s getting ridiculous, I use to like sunny she’s becoming more cringe.
She wouldn't have said that if the Clancy juror wasn't black. Sick of her making everything about herself, husband and kids.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (UirZC)
Montreal makes it illegal to insult police officers and other municipal employees
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (ndZc7)
My bet is
- she did was not the lone holdout, but it sounds better than saying "yeah, I went along with the group"
- she was not on the jury, but it sounds better than saying "I got a letter to serve but tossed it out. Maybe I could have been on that jury"
- she was not in anyway involved, but it sounds better than saying "yea, I lived in the area, but not at the same time."
Liars hook on to the smallest connection, and then make it all about them. This is how we end up with dozens of people who were "supposed to be on that flight but canceled at last minute" every time there is an incident.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (vTZFs)
The NY Post did.
https://shorturl.at/5ysOb
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)
The best thing for America right now would be Clancy sentenced and hanged.
But, its MA so its about 1/3 a new trial that drags on until she kills herself, 1/3 a plea bargain to spend 5y in a mental institution, and 1/3 to go free
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)
He was mailing it in at that point. You gotta use the sausage grinder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (UirZC)
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Midwits who have to talk every day about every issue under the sun falling back on personal anecdote?
Impossibru!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (38W+X)
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Well, there could be a problem for Mormons since they have eternal marriages. Not sure what Book O Mormon has to say on the subject.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (sFNX2)
British government mobilizes HUNDREDS of police and defense units to protect migrant boat from British protesters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ndZc7)
think of it as a "force multiplier"
growing up I heard multiple stories about certain ladies actually being a coven
they were bitches to start with, but once they started the actual witchcraft sh*t - things changed around town.
to the way they wanted things
so, yeah people are evil yada yada .. but reach out for help and you might get an answer to your call that gives you a LOT more power
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (j+aD2)
British government mobilizes HUNDREDS of police and defense units to protect migrant boat from British protesters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ndZc7)
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Labour has a lot of immigrants to import before 2029.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KC5Lt)
Just getting an attorney and staging a defense is proof of sanity. A truly insane person wouldn't even know to stage a defense.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (QSxSN)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (l3cgK)
Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.
Saw a video where a woman was complaining that while she was opening a door while carrying a bunch of stuff a guy came up behind her and she held the door for him and he just...said thanks and went in.
Apparently she expected he would make a big deal of instead holding the door for her since a) I'm a woman b) I'm the one carrying stuff
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (+gK6I)
Apparently she expected he would make a big deal of instead holding the door for her since a) I'm a woman b) I'm the one carrying stuff
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
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I don't experience any of this in deep red, suburban/rural county in NC.
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (38W+X)
to the way they wanted things
Most of the leftwing people I know become instantly more normal the longer they are away from social media and the FNM.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KC5Lt)
Just getting an attorney and staging a defense is proof of sanity. A truly insane person wouldn't even know to stage a defense.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (QSxSN)
There's a twisted logic to insanity...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (Cqx++)
Stand when she approaches the table
Stand when she excuses herself to powder her nose
Hold the chair
Hold her coat
Place yourself between her and the curb
All things my mom (who had many faults of her own) taught me as a kid.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)
I witnessed this in person in the 70s. Dad held the door open for anyone, but this one woman went into an enraged rant at him doing so for her. He was just amused. I learned a lot from that exchange:
1) hippie chicks are insane
2) you do the right thing even if there's a cost
3) ignore the crazies and go on with your life
4) laugh at the laughable
5) a man is not dismayed about poor behavior of those they assist, he does what is right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (KyEAU)
William Shakespeare: 'Hell is empty and all the devils are here.'
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (Cqx++)
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"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-George A. Romero
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (gynjj)
As a gift...
If you get my drift...
No?
Seems an awful waste
I mean
With the price of meat what it is
-- very underrated Johnny Depp role.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (4NO2D)
Honestly if I saw a woman carrying stuff in a door way I'd probably hold the door but I'm an evviilll sexist pig or something. Aren't feminists arguing I'm the problem in the world not "guy that doesn't do sexist stuff"?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (k1E2D)
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Speaking of which . . .
Black TikToker Triggered By Continued Existence Of Cotton Fields
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They can have my underwear when they strip it off my cold, dead body!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:58 PM (ndZc7)
Broad brush, etc. but it's true. Sorry to the 'ettes here who I tarred with it.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)
Honestly if I saw a woman carrying stuff in a door way I'd probably hold the door but I'm an evviilll sexist pig or something. Aren't feminists arguing I'm the problem in the world not "guy that doesn't do sexist stuff"?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)
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This is half of my mother-in-law's conversation.
Someone at Home Depot tried to help her, she refused to extricate herself from the encounter, and the guy didn't know what he was talking about and sent her in the wrong direction?
20 minute story about how she's the victim and it was awful.
I'm also convinced her IQ is roughly 85, so it might be a stupid people thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:58 PM (38W+X)
Yeah.... yeah what idiots, who would do that? *whistles an looks around nervously*
Well, there could be a problem for Mormons since they have eternal marriages.
"There is no marriage or giving in marriage in heaven"
--Jesus
"what would that guy know anyway?"
--Joseph Smith
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sFNX2)
Complete aside, I think this explains the origin of why women go to the bathroom in groups: because every man at the table was supposed to stand whenever any woman rose from it.
So going to the bathroom in groups started out as consideration for the men, so they wouldn't have to stand every five minutes as individual women got up and came back.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)
Stand when she approaches the table
Stand when she excuses herself to powder her nose
Hold the chair
Hold her coat
Place yourself between her and the curb
All things my mom (who had many faults of her own) taught me as a kid.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)
I learned identical lessons.
I hate that being a gentleman is so rare as to be remarkable these days, but I don't at all hate that because it's rare, I get credit for behaving as man is just supposed to behave.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (mseD3)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sFNX2)
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Living in blue enclaves feels like hell, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (KyEAU)
Apparently she expected he would make a big deal of instead holding the door for her since a) I'm a woman b) I'm the one carrying stuff
Posted by: 18-1
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I saw that too. She was wearing tights and doing acrobatics in front of her phone as she talked. And she worked in stage or movies or something because she was carrying costumes of some sort.
- So the guys were probably union and can not help others carry stuff
- and probably gay too
- and why the hell was she flashing her crotch so often to tell a story?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (wb0lP)
He gave an interview and when asked if he ever wanted to harm someone commented that while he had always had very low empathy compared to those around him he saw no reason to harm other people...what would it get him?
And that's the interesting thing about the argument the psychokillers just have a mental disorder. Even if you have zero empathy there is no reason to want to harm others...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
147 On behalf of the sane people in my state, I apologize.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (bFu5X)
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You, MPPP...anyone else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (38W+X)
Yeah I had a girlfriend who kept remarking about how nice I was when I was just being a decent human being to her like I was raised to be with everyone. Honestly it made me question her judgement and things didn't end well between us, but what kind of ogres was she used to??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (KyEAU)
It's called Irreconcilable Differences. He thought their children should live long, healthy lives.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (ISZPj)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)
I've never thought of it this way, but it makes perfect sense.
Chivalry, after all, cuts both ways.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (gLYp7)
It's the kuru after being a cannibal!
Plus demons, let's not forget the demons.
I am exhausted and long for a day of being a non kuru zombie with nothing to do or somewhere to be. Maybe on Friday!?
We met DIL's parents for dinner last night (we like them, I weakly explain) as they are in town. This made me further exhausted as the food was yuck. Son's MIL also talks WAY more than me, which is an accomplishment. Extra wacky from travel, we have to assume. Her family hail from Kentucky and are maybe more insane than being from MS. I guess funeral home people as there was some gory discussions before dinner.
I need to join the Carmelite nuns, is my theory today with massive stress. Where no one talks and we pray and do chores and make food to sell. This sounds much better than MAID.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:03 PM (hzuYO)
He was mailing it in at that point. You gotta use the sausage grinder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (iulL+)
Rookie mistake
Posted by: The Kanamits at September 23, 2026 02:03 PM (k1E2D)
If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?
Of course it is but only one specific scene. You know which one.
That's right. The one where he's trying to flirt with the girls in the other car and then realizes he's still wearing the dork hat.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (2ap+5)
a young lady is showing extreme signs of anxiety and fear at going down an escalator (??) and the camera shows people walking by her and ignoring her obvious distress. Finally a guy shows up and offers her help. He explains as they go down the elevator:
"Yeah I just wanted to help you so you'd get out of the way and stop blocking the escalator since this is obviously a video, where's the camera? Oh yeah there it is"
Turns out it was a skit but still, loads of fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (KyEAU)
Flashing boobs is now boring and bourgeoisie in our TikTok world so they've found a little southern exposure now is where it is at...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (Oy/m2)
I don't think anyone's ever given me grief for it. Once in a while some big badass thug looking brother will give a big dumb childish smile in disbelief that some cracker would just nonchalantly hold the door for a guy like him like it's no big deal.
Occasionally I'll get stuck playing Vestibule Chicken with another person who thinks the same as me on the other set of doors. That's usually worth a good laugh with a stranger, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (aKiSo)
1) hippie chicks are insane
2) you do the right thing even if there's a cost
3) ignore the crazies and go on with your life
4) laugh at the laughable
5) a man is not dismayed about poor behavior of those they assist, he does what is right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (KyEAU)
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While working for a NW-based airplane company, I was headed out for lunch and held the door for four "women" who were just behind me. Turns out the local lesbian and dyke association didn't appreciate that very much and bitched that they didn't need a big strong man to hold the door for weak little ladies.
I just told them I wasn't holding the door because they were ladies, but because I was a gentleman. They went ballistic. I just laughed.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: 18-1
On the other hand, if they decided they did have a reason to harm others, there's no empathy to stop them.
So you have to come up with actual reasons to not.
Like, oh, "It'd make a big mess that would need to be cleaned up in order to not get caught"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (KyEAU)
When I was about to get married, my lady said to my mother (who we all remember is a crazy person), "Mrs. Nearsider, I just want you to know that I have never, even once in my life been mistreated by a man. Until I met your son, though, I never knew what it was to be treated well. Thank you for him."
It's one of the highest compliments I have ever received.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (gLYp7)
Our kitten has an interest in what goes on on the cell phone- especially videos, but his zooming from room to room at top speed and leaping from the floor to the couch from about three feet away is just part of being a kitten. We don't do social media here. I do agree, however, just makes people nuttier and spreading their contagion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:05 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM
Unless that puts them on your sword side.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:05 PM (4NO2D)
I related to that scene deeply. Not so much the rest of the movie, though. It looked familiar from school but my peeps (the dorky D&D geeks) were not in it anywhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Chairborne!
That's a little unfair. People have brief periods of psychosis where they lose all grip with reality, commit a horrific crime, and later, in custody, when they return to lucidity, they make the correct decision to get legal counsel.
Now, when Clancy asked for an attorney IMMEDIATELY, while still on the ground outside her windows, paralyzed? Yeah...that bitch knew what was up. Guilty.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (UirZC)
Spain just decided to agree to the US extradition request for Chambers for indictments he has under federal charges.
https://x.com/willchamberlain/status/
2102602842502799707
This is the sort of thing why this summer has been quiet on the protesting front. It goes far beyond cutting off USAID. Todd Blanche is using the power of the DOJ to actually prosecute America's domestic enemies who are committing federal crimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (38W+X)
I think he did say something as well about dealing with police investigations and prisons not being something he wanted.
Which makes that whole "end prisons" movement even more stupid...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (KyEAU)
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I grew up in the South and with the usual set of Southern man manners and courtesies ingrained into my skull since birth.
When I started dating my now-wife, her Northeastern family didn't know what the hell to do with it, lol. What I thought was basic was above and beyond to them and it basically made winning her family over like playing on easy mode.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (oqH4h)
I'd have to get pretty damn hungry before I'd resort to a Leg of Larry.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (KGj36)
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The Coen Brothers movie?
That movie is hilarious.
I understood the analogy of the cat in the box, so I should pass the mathematics class.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (UjdFS)
Same. And it's not a gender/chauvinistic thing either. We hold the door for anyone who happens to be close enough.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (vTZFs)
Yes; I can say that 🙂. I have never seen that movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)
They claimed they only ate the already dead.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)
Reminds me of a Monty Python skit (animated) about a woman at a fancy ball saying she had to powder her nose. She enters the bathroom and then there's a couple of minutes of loud, rude barnyard noises coming from it. She emerges, rejoins her date and says "My, that was refreshing!". I laughed hard.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (QSxSN)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)
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*trips into the room and falls on its face*
-The Ladykillers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (38W+X)
My wonderful friends across the street brought over several pumpkins for the porch and flowers for outdoor planters. Very beautiful. I'm getting back to work soon including the website with pictures. I'm very blessed they moved in. Mom too.
I do a lot for them too. The cats are theirs. It's raining now so I'm having one more beer day. Snowflake's mom Starry is in now on a chair. It's cold and dreary so I'm like 'Girl, c'mon in.'
Anyways, that was nice.
There's still good in the world.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)
Don't think that would make a material change in hunger.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (viF8m)
You gonna finish that?
Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (FhXTo)
Hell yeah! I'm havin' a ball.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:10 PM (g8Ew8)
JFC.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 02:10 PM (egQ8W)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 02:10 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Amos N Andy at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (ALGqY)
All standing at the pearly gates about to walk in, slap my head and say "Shit, that's right, people are made of meat too!", immediately get my ass punted back through the gates and across the Styx like there's a second to go and St.Peter is going for the game winner....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Dave at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (sbsMc)
They claimed they only ate the already dead.
Posted by: toby928(c)
I will admit, not having to compound the cannibalism with murder might make the cannibalism slight more palatable, in an extreme survival situation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: JackStraw
Leg of Larry Tartare.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (ndZc7)
"There is absolutely no cannibalism in the Royal Navy and by none, we mean 'very little'"
--Admiral Snoon Nonesuch, BART, RNV (Ret), Mrs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (KyEAU)
What better way to get rid of body, and... Free meat!
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (wb0lP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (Sco7b)
-The Ladykillers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (38W+X)
Is that the one with the horrible acting by Tom Hanks.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (Oy/m2)
Captain Sully diagnosed with Alzheimers.
That was a quick two minutes of happiness.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (Sco7b)
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Junior is going to his museum on a school trip next month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sFNX2)
**********
The South Will Rise Again!
I have never done anything but smile and thank whoever is holding the door. I hold doors and flash men. They thank me as well.
I have nevah seen any lesbo or womman libber be a jerk. Which is unfortunate as I'd tell her she was being stupid.
I did shut the door on our 5yr old psycho girl the other day. She arrived and stood in the door in her school uniform. I said come it so the bugs don't. She looked around and said there are no bugs. Then told me to shut the door so I did once she was on the porch. Wacko child. The week prior she was being selfish with her brother and after a discussion I finally asked her what Jesus would think. She calmly informed me, "He would't care." I almost laughed. She's the one that looks and acts like me and I think we are in big trouble.
We don't understand girls.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (hzuYO)
Our kitten has an interest in what goes on on the cell phone- especially videos, but his zooming from room to room at top speed and leaping from the floor to the couch from about three feet away is just part of being a kitten. We don't do social media here. I do agree, however, just makes people nuttier and spreading their contagion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:05 PM (JrHfD)
My cat's interest in computer or TV is pretty much entirely swatting the tails of cats on the screen.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (2WIwB)
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Love it!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (4NO2D)
Our cat Dexter seems unable to perceive images on glass. He doesn't even notice mirrors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (KyEAU)
"There is absolutely no cannibalism in the Royal Navy and by none, we mean 'very little'"
--Admiral Snoon Nonesuch, BART, RNV (Ret), Mrs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (KyEAU)
Its the RAF that suffers the most casualties in this area!!
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)
"Ethiopian food is delicious!"
--New Yorkers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:14 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 23, 2026 02:15 PM (pdYbP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:15 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM
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My GF's father hated that their cat let its tail dangle down in front of the TV set. The father did the swatting of the tail.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:15 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
If definitely varies by cat. One of ours could recognize her own reflection, and another could see, but I don't think understand her own reflection, because she put a bunch of holes in the shrink wrap on a poster once, pawing at the reflected cat she could see in it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (vJrRc)
She begged to know why cotton fields still exist! What can men do against such reckless stupidity?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (KyEAU)
From Little Trayvon to MeToo to Global Warming to Hands Up to Fine People to Two Door Ford to Every TV Show and Movie to Masking and Boosting - who in the FUCK do you think all the ops were *aimed* at?
They have borne fruit and the same politicians and famous people that are quick to blame phones or social media will blame AI next when in reality you are living under an extremely obvious and yet well couched mass brainwashing event.
We are fortunate Trump knows how to cut through it. His presence has actually hidden some of the mechanism.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (/9X1x)
This includes someone like a father whose daughter was molested by some character, and the father hunts him down an kills him. That is a crime, and I don't subscribe to the mentality that circumstances lessen the punishment. No free passes.
I don't even give a free pass to someone with a brain tumor that disallows determination of right an wrong. You do the act in whatever capacity...you do the time.
Location of the incarceration is another topic. If you are beyond the threshold of mentally ill, you serve your time in a mental facility until you are deemed "better" and then it's off to regular prison (much like Alaska's State laws).
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (ocdC9)
Our cat Dexter seems unable to perceive images on glass. He doesn't even notice mirrors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (KyEAU)
I'm sure they can, but know it is an image and not another cat. I had a cat that would ignore his image but would sometimes try and 'dig' at the edges of the mirror to get into that extra room on the other side.
When I had videos on a tv screen more a couple of the cats would peek behind the screen to make sure nothing real was back there once in a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)
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Did you come out...
Alive?
*cool stinger music*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (NcjJv)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)
The best part is when they crash, the meat is usually pre-cooked.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Ia/+0)
She begged to know why cotton fields still exist! What can men do against such reckless stupidity?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (KyEAU
All I can offer is interracial spanking.
If she's cute.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)
Did they have a form for potential shoot downs by ex WWI German aces trying for one last kill?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (aKiSo)
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Were you deeply maleducated into thinking that ships only existed to find use for slaves and the world around is trying to make you a slave again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (oqH4h)
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I was still saying "ma'am and sir" when I met my Long Island inlaws.
I have stopped saying this as a ma'am myself now. Sons had to say it to my grandmothers when they were small and visiting MS from FL, who are not Southern peoples.
I could easily sit down at a state dinner at Windsor with the King and all the royals and not be concerned with my manners or what fork to use.
It's a great pity I don't encounter many liberals who irritate me and put me on the national news. I'm kept at home to stay out of trouble. I should get out more and ruffle feathers. This would involve driving to a city and nope as I'd be attacked by an unhoused.
Who started this unhoused crap? why is it any better than homeless?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
Alive?
*cool stinger music*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (38W+X)
A good friend of mine was in that one.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (/9X1x)
Some women should remember that when the door gets slammed on the face, some former gentlemen refuses to pick up your suitcase and says “I’m good”, tells you to F off when you support a child murderer or abortion, refuses to let his son be turned into a fag, or waives goodbye when you try to replace God with yourself.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (DGgho)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (KyEAU)
That's a great cat name!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (g8Ew8)
She is living in her own little bubble of unreality... I'll bet this whole thing is a lie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (FAUyE)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (/9X1x)
_____________________
I know that guy. He was credited as the "drumstick."
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)
Who started this unhoused crap? why is it any better than homeless?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (hzuYO)
Its actually a little worse, sympathy wise. But the leftists have to rename everything every few years so they can retype their old papers and articles and not get flagged for plagiarism.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 02:23 PM (2Cry5)
She is living in her own little bubble of unreality... I'll bet this whole thing is a lie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)
or that she was the holdout. Stolen valor is big on the left.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:24 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (38W+X)
Magellan was just some golem made in a laboratory on Patmos during the Fenno-Korean Hyperwar. H8r.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:24 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Oldcat
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You mean it wasnt Tim Walz that stood in front of that tank at Tianammen Square?
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:25 PM (FAUyE)
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM
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I'm picturing millions of Americans who didn't vote for Republicans in the midterms, stumbling around like turn on nickelson in Bridge on the river Kwai, asking, "What have I done?"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:25 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (38W+X)
Magellan was just some golem made in a laboratory on Patmos during the Fenno-Korean Hyperwar. H8r.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:24 PM (aKiSo)
I thought Sir Francis Drake circumcised the globe in a 100 foot clipper...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK)
if nothing else it will be easier for me to keep up now
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Some women should remember that when the door gets slammed on the face, some former gentlemen refuses to pick up your suitcase and says “I’m good”, tells you to F off when you support a child murderer or abortion, refuses to let his son be turned into a fag, or waives goodbye when you try to replace God with yourself.
Posted by: Vengeance
Agree 100%.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Oldcat
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You mean it wasnt Tim Walz that stood in front of that tank at Tianammen Square?
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:25 PM (FAUyE)
he was driving the tank.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:27 PM (DGgho)
See the NY Post link above. Her story appears legit. Yeah, I was surprised too.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:28 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (FAUyE)
House Cleaning, cooking, and helping the hubby raise kids. That should be their priority.
Then they can pursue hobbies.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (g8Ew8)
I say you’re welcome, anyway.
Gets the point across.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)
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I realize that many homeless are mentally ill and/or addicted to drugs and like roughing it (as the Brits say).
As a RN in the ED I saw this. Free meds (antibiotics) and a hotel room (with prostitutes) for a few days. They refused a house as they had to do chores and were on lists. The ED is a revolving door for the homeless.
I have urges to yell out my car window at our one scruffy guy on his corner with the trappings and a cell phone. I want to know why he has a cell phone yet needs a few bucks. I control these urges as I am always with my husband when I see the guy in an affluent area.
I never see anyone giving him money, thank goodness. He needs to go to the city with the rest of them and soup kitchens, needles, etc, yada. Or simply a bus ticket to MA. I might ask him this one day when the moon is full.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
Boating accident.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (viF8m)
That was no boating accident!!
Posted by: Hooper at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Simon and Garfunkle's Reunion Concert for the Unhoused in Central Park at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: JackStraw
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (iulL+)
Strung up is a different story
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Hold a door because it's a gesture of service. Say Sir or Ma'am to everyone because it's an acknowledgement that you're willing to be of service regardless of who they are.
Conversely, any formality that has nothing to do with the other person's humanity is really not "manners', anyway, is it? It's just a fad or some kind of cheap grace.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (aKiSo)
British government mobilizes HUNDREDS of police and defense units to protect migrant boat from British protesters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ndZc7)
Labour has a lot of immigrants to import before 2029.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (38W+X)
Time to help re-arm the British population.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 23, 2026 02:38 PM (hmYU4)
What better way to get rid of body, and... Free meat!
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (wb0lP)
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I think in Viet Nam it was referred to a 'long pig.'
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)
LOL
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:44 PM (/9X1x)
Yes; I can say that 🙂. I have never seen that movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)
I have the DVD if you'd like to borrow it.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 23, 2026 03:06 PM (hmYU4)
Variety: CNN Mood "Like a Funeral" After Paramount/Skydance Takeover
But their ratings are so good, why should they worry?
CNN Mood 'Like a Funeral' as Paramount's Warner Bros. Win Casts New Haze on Next StepsLOL. Their ratings are in the crapper but they're making "some gains" with digital. Like CNN Plus. You remember CNN Plus, right?
Just when staffers at CNN thought the news giant's path to the future was becoming more clear, new fog has set in. In recent weeks, the Warner Bros. Discovery outlet appeared to have found its groove. Yes, its linear ratings are down noticeably from the era when it won notice for its aggressive coverage of President Trump's first term, and there are serious questions about whether they will ever come back. But the company appeared to be making some gains with digital audiences with its recently launched "CNN All Access" subscription service, where CNN has been testing new programming formats.
On the traditional side, despite the viewership challenges, CNN has seen personnel like Abby Phillip and Harry Enten gain some traction."Some" traction. This propagandist is really straining to find ways to claim that CNN is performing well in "some" ways. They say that Warner Bros. claims that CNN will post a profit this year, but I've heard Disney's Bob Iger claiming everything is going great at the Groomer Network, so I don't put much stock in corporate predictions of plenty. Now for the truth:
...The right has brought "scrutiny" to left-wing media reporting for 40+ years but this was never before seen as a problem. Now that lefties are complaining about editorial decisions, it's a National Concern.
The mood at CNN is "like a funeral," says one person familiar with the operation. CNN personnel have reason to worry. Paramount's management of CBS News has been controversial, and has not been good for the business of the news unit. Changes made under Bari Weiss, installed last year as editor in chief, have brought unnecessary scrutiny to news reports, and anchors have made public entreaties on Instagram when people post notes suggesting that Weiss' background as a digital entrepreneur and provocative opinion writer have muddied the newsgathering at the network.
... But staffers are also concerned about the company's business plans being changed -- yet again. "What an enormous loss and disruption it would be to shuffle leadership for the umpteenth time in the midst -- finally -- of reshaping the business," says one CNN staffer.Expert opinion: Companies that are performing well are not subject to frequent leadership changes, just as winning teams aren't frequently subjected to new coaching staffs.
It's not unusual for "news" personnel to meet with politicians, as Jake Tapper could tell you of his fly-fishing with Gavin Newsom or freindship-building dinners with Anthony Fauci. But what is unacceptable is meeting with conservative politicians.
CNN employees have reason to wring their hands.... Without a boost from new digital revenue, CNN's business will likely decline, according to projections from Kagan, a market-research unit of S&P Global Intelligence. CNN's cash flow is seen falling to $735.3 million in 2027, according to Kagan, down nearly 10% from $815.9 million in 2025. A projected spike in 2026 is due to midterm election coverage, which typically draws broader audiences. Advertising is projected to fall about 6.6% to $457.6 million in 2027, according to Kagan, compared with $489.8 million in 2025. Cash from distribution, however, is expected to keep rising. CNN must also grapple with how much independence it will have under Paramount. Paramount Skydance CEO has put CBS News into unorthodox situations by holding a private dinner with personnel from the news division and the Trump administration and by hiring a factotum ombudsman to monitor CBS who has staunch partisan ties.
News rivals wonder why CBS News seems so eager to put U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth into so many of its programs -- he was a big "get" interview during Tony Dokoupil's first "CBS Evening News" telecast and appeared on last week's season premiere of "60 Minutes" -- when Hegseth's Pentagon has been so hostile to traditional press outlets.Yeah why would a "news" organization want to interview the Secretary of War during a war? Inconceivable! Now on to the deal struck with the left-wing AGs -- which they admit is largely just a paper notion on a press release.
The solution -- for now -- is to be found in the formation of a board designed to govern both CNN and CBS News. Under the terms of an agreement unveiled Monday between Paramount and a set of attorneys general who were blocking the merger, this board is expected to set up guiding principles for "accuracy, independence, fairness and journalistic integrity." ... Such bodies have proven largely ineffectual in the past.More: CNN staffers are in "a panic."
"People are very nervous," one CNN staffer told the outlet. "It's dark. It's like when you do hurricane coverage. You see the storm spinning off the coast of Haiti and moving towards Florida and you're just waiting and you're like, 'Oh, s--t'." "Bloodbath coming, including at CNN," a TV executive confided. "That's the next big step -- slashing and burning," while others also drew death-by-takeover comparisons. The outbreak of fear and loathing at CNN goes back as far as June this year when, as Breitbart News reported, many CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss's office into a makeshift "psychiatrist's couch," according to a report. CNN staffers were worried over Paramount boss David Ellison's connections to Trump -- as well as that of Ellison's father, Larry, who is a huge Trump donor. ... Now their worst nightmares have been realised.Hello! Happy Midweek!
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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (N1DT3)
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Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)
Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (5rh/l)
What mewling bitches.
Learn to Code, dildos. Learn to code.
You could even learn to code dildos if you wanted. I'm sure that's a thing now.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (gLYp7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)
That's great news.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:27 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 12:27 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (1wjle)
Who are these people who end up at CNN?!?!
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (2ap+5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)
That's great news.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:27 PM (N1DT3)
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And I have hope that it'll get a 4K disc release from Criterion. Netflix releases many of the streamer's bigger director-driven films on disc (Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is the most recent, but they've also done his Pinocchio, The Irishman, Roma, and a few others).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (38W+X)
CNN's ratings were about 670,000 people.
Including the incarcerated and trapped viewer's at airports.
And given the US population, that sucks. I follow young, pretty actresses with more followers.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (E2K/A)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (ElWmm)
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Yeah, because despite what those in power would like us to believe *facts* are different than opinions, and facts aren't subject to committee approval--they merely exist.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (dIske)
1. Faggy UK spelling of realized.
B. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (dIske)
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The Holodomor?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: True Crime Junkie at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (/9X1x)
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You think way too highly of us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (38W+X)
s'up brah
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM
Work. Waiting on several days of crappy weather about to hit. Standard New England Autumn.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (bFu5X)
Fun to watch commie state A.G.'s freaking out over their propaganda monopoly being euthanized.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)
yeah that looked kinda cute. we'll see if Sam Rockwell can finally lead a successful movie.
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Black JEM
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In 68 Tricky Dicki was back and so they dreamed up the population bomb.
1968 Paul Ehrlich, Stanford professor says that we’re all going to be dead in 10 years by the Malthusian overpopulation trap. So all of you go out and adopt one baby and have one or better yet have none and we destroyed the fertility rate.
And then Reagan was running for re-election in 84 and he was going to win against a weak Mondale and they got the – what are we gonna do? - what are we gonna do? We’ve already done the population –
Ah, I know what we’re going to do, Nuclear winter…..
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (iLKq8)
yeah that looked kinda cute. we'll see if Sam Rockwell can finally lead a successful movie.
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
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I just discovered that he played Bob Fosse in a limited series about him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (38W+X)
The simple answer is they will turn these powers in the other direction and use them as weapons. Because that what Democrats and their media dick warmers do.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: lesbian long-covid survivor on BlueSky at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (/9X1x)
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You think way too highly of us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM
He's right, TJM. They should be in the form of limericks or haiku. A Smart Military Blog is above mere prose jokes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (ElWmm)
Looks interesting. At least it's not Madagascar 27. I wonder what's the point of hiring "name" actors for voice roles. I mean, is there a real block of people who are going to say "Yeah, I was going to give it a pass but I really want to hear Sam Rockwell's voice?"
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)
Lol GhettoApes going wild.
Newly released law enforcement bodycam footage obtained by the California Post reveals a chaotic 4:20 a.m. confrontation outside Miami’s notorious 24-hour strip club and nightclub E11EVEN, where officers were forced to draw a taser directly at WNBA player Paige Bueckers.
The wild incident, which occurred on March 5th following a championship party, resulted in the arrest of Bueckers and Dallas Wings teammate Arike Ogunbowale
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:35 PM (RIvkX)
I laughed so hard I puked. The media is constantly reminding us how fair, accurate and independent they are. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (yv1Au)
Are you kidding? Kolberg was getting boffo reviews!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: lesbian long-covid survivor on BlueSky at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM
That story is still equal parts hilarious and horrifying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Fn+3X)
or a urinal?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)
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It's the fault of Shrek.
Before that, voice actors were their own thing. After the success of the film with names like Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, and Eddie Murphy, every animated movie needed big names to help sell the film in marketing's mind.
It's a stupid subsection of the movie star myth that Hollywood should let go of.
But, as ace obliquely made mention of: Sam Rockwell is not a real movie star. He's a recognizable actor who acts in movies, but he has no box office draw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (38W+X)
You must be new here. There are donuts in the break room on Fridays. If you bring 'em.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (vTZFs)
That is so sad to hear but so happy to hear that some have morals and not conform. I enjoyed every minute. 👌
Most of the great journalists and reporters at CNN will never conform. NEVER. Truth will prevail. F Ellison.
It's so funny watching the Dems sit silent on this issue after folding. Keep pretending it's for any other reason than enriching themselves. They ain't playing 4D chess you sound like a maga with that crap
Hey stupid, the republicans are playing into their hands. The way to really screw someone over is to fuck them with their own dick. We are better off without hourly speeches from dumbfuck.
And people like you would vote against democrats if they were blocking the gas chamber for you. Grow up
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)
Are you kidding? Kolberg was getting boffo reviews!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (guGkK)
snort
nice one
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (s1VwS)
There was booze and finger food?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (dEqns)
You must be new here. There are donuts in the break room on Fridays. If you bring 'em.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (vTZFs)
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If you get there before Todd.
Fucking Todd...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)
Trump 45, well he sucked,
Said the Left, telling us to get fucked
So he took 4 years off
But Joe's brain got too soft
Now Trump's back - y'all should have ducked!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (gLYp7)
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Sure, Jan. Abby Phillip is dumb as a post but plays "Slay, Kween!" on TV.
Harry Enten is a nebbish. Look it up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)
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Better to have the NYT owned by a Mexican billionaire with cartel ties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:38 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (RIvkX)
Why do these people mind people checking their work? Confident people usually do not have that problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: docweasel at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (IuCAX)
___________________________
I looking forward to "Wild Horse Nine"
https://tinyurl.com/523b4hz4
Martin McDonagh has a good track record, and it's a solid cast. (Rockwell, Malkovich, Buscemi...)
Bonus: Mark Rufalo left the cast, and they replaced him with Buscemi. I'm starting to wonder if Rufalo is box office poison, and they've figured that out.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (dIske)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (38W+X)
He doesn't even know why the carpet's all wet.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)
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It's the fault of Shrek.
Before that, voice actors were their own thing. After the success of the film with names like Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, and Eddie Murphy, every animated movie needed big names to help sell the film in marketing's mind.
It's a stupid subsection of the movie star myth that Hollywood should let go of.
But, as ace obliquely made mention of: Sam Rockwell is not a real movie star. He's a recognizable actor who acts in movies, but he has no box office draw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (38W+X)
Oh celebrity voice actors (and the controversy of hiring them instead of pros) goes further back. Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells, The Hobbit had Richard Boone. Disney's Miyazaki dubs mostly had 'name' actors with....uneven results.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (s1VwS)
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Empty promises!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (RIvkX)
*pouts*
Posted by: Elizabeth Bathory at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Y/06r)
Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)
Journalists??? Where?
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Oy/m2)
Why do these people mind people checking their work? Confident people usually do not have that problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)
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One of Skydance's newest live action films is Mayday, released on AppleTV.
It's an exercise in moral relativism between the US and the USSR that includes a lesbian character for little reason.
Just because the left freaks out about something doesn't make it true. Ellison may be open to supporting Trump, but he doesn't exactly run Skydance like The Daily Wire's film division.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: A Man Can Dream at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: A Man Can Dream at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Fn+3X)
Or a glory hole in the park
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (CWTWj)
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (4x8xD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/523b4hz4
Martin McDonagh has a good track record, and it's a solid cast. (Rockwell, Malkovich, Buscemi...)
Bonus: Mark Rufalo left the cast, and they replaced him with Buscemi. I'm starting to wonder if Rufalo is box office poison, and they've figured that out.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (dIske)
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I like McDonaugh's movies. I've heard good things about this one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (38W+X)
"Madame, if you think I'm drunk, wait until O'Toole comes out..."
https://tinyurl.com/378breud
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (Bhsk7)
To be fair, if that's the voice you want for your character, you're not getting from anyone else.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (s1VwS)
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It's not that Shrek was the first to do stunt voice casting with a big name, just that it started the trend where every animated film needed a recognizable name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
I thought it started earlier than that, when Disney used Robin William's name to promote Aladdin despite his specific request that they not do that.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)
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They dropped the charges a month later. We will continue to get bad behavior if nobody enforces the rules.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b)
I wonder how many of them have been sounding out the market for employment elsewhere? Or are they all just entitled little snots whose concept of job loss is unpossible?
Posted by: NeighSayer at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)
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If they changed it back to "CNN Headline News " and brought back Van Earl Wright to give the sports update, that might actually increase the ratings.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (E2K/A)
Posted by: Travis Kelce Investment Advisors, LLC, A Fly By Night Cayman Islands Enterprise at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (XVMoQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (s1VwS)
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It's not that Shrek was the first to do stunt voice casting with a big name, just that it started the trend where every animated film needed a recognizable name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (38W+X)
I think the Mouse was courting controversy with that back in the 90's. I know Tim Curry got some pushback on his early voice work until he established that he could actually ACT with his voice alone.
I'll buy that Shrek kicked the trend into high gear.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (/9X1x)
Yeah... we're not...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (gLYp7)
Wimps.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (2WIwB)
Fuck CNN.
Posted by: heya at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (M476G)
Posted by: Long Duc Dong at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (gZceY)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (JNTt1)
To be fair, if that's the voice you want for your character, you're not getting from anyone else.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (vTZFs)
Yeah, him and Boone had great voices, for sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (s1VwS)
To be fair, if that's the voice you want for your character, you're not getting from anyone else.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (vTZFs)
I saw that, in the theater when it came out. Maybe 11 or 12. Unicron's voice shook the room.
Damn, that film was memorable- and not because of the voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (g1Etd)
Newly released law enforcement bodycam footage obtained by the California Post reveals a chaotic 4:20 a.m. confrontation outside Miami’s notorious 24-hour strip club and nightclub E11EVEN, where officers were forced to draw a taser directly at WNBA player Paige Bueckers.
The wild incident, which occurred on March 5th following a championship party, resulted in the arrest of Bueckers and Dallas Wings teammate Arike Ogunbowale
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)
Scissor me timbers!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (K3AJS)
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Done and a prayer for Anja daughter of Anne
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
Wimps.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (2WIwB)
It's BYOBB
Bring your own blankie and binkie
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (euLGA)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)
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Robin Williams' casting and unauthorized promotion of that by Disney didn't start the trend. There was another decade of Disney films after that where no names were voicing Belle (Paige O'Hara) or Quasimodo (Tom Hulce).
Matthew Broderick's name wasn't used on the poster of The Lion King.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (38W+X)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)
That's great news.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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It appears, since it is difficult for Hollywood to produce a palatable non-DEI motion picture, that a move to animation would be a viable alternative.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (W2Pud)
Abby Phillip is gaining traction? Kind of like sand in your swim trunks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)
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Just look at the cast for Over the Hedge.
Bruce Willis, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Winter sadness strikes
CNN going to hell
Casting couches weep.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b)
_______________________________
Neither am I:
Winter sadness strikes
CNN going to hell
Casting couches weep.
What's that awful smell?
Autumn's in the nose
CNN going to hell
Anxiety on the steep
The masses say, "Oh well."
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)
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Robin Williams' casting and unauthorized promotion of that by Disney didn't start the trend. There was another decade of Disney films after that where no names were voicing Belle (Paige O'Hara) or Quasimodo (Tom Hulce).
Matthew Broderick's name wasn't used on the poster of The Lion King.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (38W+X)
*Tom Hulce has entered the chat. Dressed as Mozart. Holding a hatchet.*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (guGkK)
Unless it's in reference to odor....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)
It appears, since it is difficult for Hollywood to produce a palatable non-DEI motion picture, that a move to animation would be a viable alternative.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (iLKq
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Still stupid expensive, though. CG ain't cheap. It's reportedly over $150 million.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Clemenza at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (guGkK)
The employees at CNN are worried sick that their left wing political activities will be interfered with.
I recall during Trump's first term I was in an airport and CNN was on the TV. (That arrangement CNN had with airports was still in effect then, I gather.) I hadn't watched CNN in years, and I was quite surprised to see that it was now the Anti-Trump Propaganda channel. Every single thing I saw was groups of talking heads agreeing with each other about how bad Trump was. There was no other content, it was all Anti-Trump, all the time. What a bunch of contemptible rats.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)
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Just look at the cast for Over the Hedge.
Bruce Willis, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (38W+X)
I love Bruce but that movie was ass.
I'm also tired of Steve Carell's voice acting gigs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (2WIwB)
The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (O9tIH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Well...basically no one has, if she's on CNN. I've never even heard of her, but figured one of you Morons must have, and can enjoy her "principled" flouncing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (t19vo)
“I will throw you in prison.”
“I want to put you physically behind a prison.”
“I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the Democratic Party right now.”
“I want to do cultural revolution sh*t.”
“We’re doing a struggle session, Chuck Schumer… people can now throw their old tomatoes at Cuck Schumer.”
“Explain to us your counter revolutionary behavior right now, Cuck Schumer.”
Glad to see they're moderating as the election gets closer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (W2Pud)
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)
“I will throw you in prison.”
“I want to put you physically behind a prison.”
“I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the Democratic Party right now.”
“I want to do cultural revolution sh*t.”
“We’re doing a struggle session, Chuck Schumer… people can now throw their old tomatoes at Cuck Schumer.”
“Explain to us your counter revolutionary behavior right now, Cuck Schumer.”
Glad to see they're moderating as the election gets closer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gLYp7)
Alex Jones got cancelled and persecuted. This fuckwit nepot bulletcatcher gets money and amplification.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)
Trump jr wedding next. Endless hand wringing. Men's panties in a bunch.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)
Perhaps generally appreciated...
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (2WIwB)
You are a shit network with shit people doing shit reporting.
I will pull up a chair, pop some popcorn and sit back to watch you fall in the sinkhole.
FOAD, bishes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (QGaXH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
__
I'm on it!
Posted by: Guy who is always on things at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (SwyyQ)
There was booze and finger food?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty
Somebody say finger food?
Posted by: Don Lemon at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (euLGA)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (g1Etd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Your friend has a good friend indeed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (8C1eU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (2vHPe)
nailed it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (s1VwS)
The worst shot is the one you don't take.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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How much money do lesbian 'escorts' make?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (/9X1x)
LOL
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (WADqa)
Ray Gunn....wasn't that the horrible break dancer from Australia that was the first contestant ever to not score a point?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: sHA nA nA at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Thornton Melon at Hayden Panettiere's Funeral at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (Oy/m2)
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"Gavin Newsom should be president because he shut down refineries in California, and it's Trump's fault that there isn't enough competition in the refinery game in America."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (qwype)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (lAQ+I)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (/9X1x)
That story is peak retard.
You must wear KN-95 masks....but if you don't, those that ARE wearing the masks MIGHT DIE!!!!!!!
"So, you're telling me the masks are useless, then?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Great. I can hear Razorfist's autistic screeching from here.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (I6R/i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
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I love the first comment:
"I came here to see Australian break dancing!"
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (lAQ+I)
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Wildwood is the latest film from LAIKA studios who previously made Coraline, Paranorman, The Boxtrolls, and Kubo and the Two Strings.
It's reportedly one of the longest wide-release animated movies ever at about 2 hours and fifteen minutes.
Looks gorgeous, and the studio has a good track record. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (38W+X)
There was booze and finger food?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty
Somebody say finger food?
Posted by: Don Lemon at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (euLGA)
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Finger food, indeed!
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (OGOaV)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (bX16E)
While I've not been anybody's boss in a LONG time, I will take the compliment, regardless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (ccf/V)
it's stop action by Laika Studios, who did Coraline
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)
“I will throw you in prison.”
...
“I want to put you physically behind a prison.”
Glad to see they're moderating as the election gets closer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
Ixnay on the ommunismcay until after election ayday!!!
Posted by: "Moderate" Democrats at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (UirZC)
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Gotta disagree with that. Aladdin, Toy Story, Lion King... All before Shrek and all with major stars in voice roles where the stars were much of the attaction (inarguably for Aladdin, but Toy Story too). Angela Lansbury in Beauty & the Beast, Dom Delouise as the crow in Secret of Nimh, Buddy Hackett in Little Mermaid, Bob Newhart in The Rescuers. Smaller but still other examples that I think of...
And Sam Rockwell may not be a 'movie star', but that doesn't mean he's incapable of being one. Not like he was the star of a big budget thing that flopped. Possible he's not interested or nobody wants him for 'star' stuff. But he was great in Moon and The Way Way Back as the star. Just smaller market flicks... I can't think of anything he wasn't great in. Feels like my favorite actor, of his generation at least...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (2vHPe)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (qwype)
And Sam Rockwell may not be a 'movie star', but that doesn't mean he's incapable of being one. Not like he was the star of a big budget thing that flopped. Possible he's not interested or nobody wants him for 'star' stuff. But he was great in Moon and The Way Way Back as the star. Just smaller market flicks... I can't think of anything he wasn't great in. Feels like my favorite actor, of his generation at least...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (Bhsk7)
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Having recognizable actors in the voice cast and making them central to the marketing is the contrast I'm making. Shrek started the latter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (38W+X)
Ah, yes, back when I didn't look like roadkill.
Posted by: Brooke Baldwin's blown out bajingo at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (qwype)
Great. Another job to do.
- Marco, on the couch, despondent
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (2vHPe)
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Heavy Labyrinth vibes, for sure.
But, no Terry Jones or Franz Oz or Jim Henson to be found anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (qwype)
Nude selfies are still OK, right? Asking for me.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (O9tIH)
Posted by: Big Fat Pharma at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (JNTt1)
'Bajingo' makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)
Perhaps generally appreciated...
Posted by: Diogenes
I think she meant about the tae-drinking...
*Sips Tetley's British blend*
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (vJrRc)
it's stop action by Laika Studios, who did Coraline
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)
I like Coraline... They also did Kubo didn't they ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (+gK6I)
Took it nearly 1 1/2 minutes.
But OK
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (q6tQZ)
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If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (38W+X)
>>@jaketapper
>>Not going to dignify the president’s juvenile social media post about our brilliant
@kaitlancollins except to say she and we are going to keep doing our jobs, which is to ask and cover the questions voters care about — like those about the war in Iran and the economy. 🇺🇸 💪
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (viF8m)
it's stop action by Laika Studios, who did Coraline
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)
I like Coraline... They also did Kubo didn't they ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (+gK6I)
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Yes. And Kubo is fantastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Roy
heh, that just brought to mind the chainsaw scene in Scarface...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (euLGA)
Yes. And Kubo is fantastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (38W+X)
Absolutely
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (2WIwB)
CNN - Iran at UN, midterm Republican terror - Trump sucks
MSNow - US china meeting. Interviews on the street. Trump sucks.
FoxNews - fairness for women's sports. By the way, college female volleyball players keep showing up on my Instagram feed. Damn thighs that could crush watermelons.
CBC - UN Iran. Trump also apparently sucks.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I stand humbled by my ignorance.
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (q6tQZ)
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A blind dude with a walkie talkie and no batteries.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (2Cry5)
Took it nearly 1 1/2 minutes.
But OK
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (q6tQZ)
https://youtu.be/n7zfnbdyAW8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (ccf/V)
Digger is now tracking for a $10 million opening.
The movie cost at least $130 million to make.
I had a feeling early that it was a massive misapplication of Tom Cruise's star power, which has been fading in the last few years (diminishing returns on the MI franchise being the key evidence). Looks like I was right.
I should really be a studio executive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (hzuYO)
More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Victor Vector at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)
Perhaps generally appreciated...
Posted by: Diogenes
More an arms-length tolerance.
Posted by: Avoids Controversy at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (KyEAU)
>>Not going to dignify the president’s juvenile social media post about our brilliant
@kaitlancollins except to say she and we are going to keep doing our jobs, which is to ask and cover the questions voters care about — like those about the war in Iran and the economy. 🇺🇸 💪
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (viF8m)
Speaking of dicks........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (ccf/V)
More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, but Canada has forms that say that all the MAID recipients volunteered, so it's 100% better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (2vHPe)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
I read it was the 4th cause of death in Canada...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)
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Yet these very same hacks never asked a single question about the economy when President Weekend-at-Bernies team was wreaking total havoc upon the nation and its economy.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Democrats on the Senate Homeland Security Committee just blocked a Republican effort to offer immunity to a former Dr. Fauci assistant in exchange for her testimony. She has been accused of destroying government documents on Fauci's behalf. Only one Democrat showed up to the meeting (Sen. Hassan D-NH), the other six voted no by proxy. All eight Republicans showed up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (HeG1i)
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Yet these very same hacks never asked a single question about the economy when President Weekend-at-Bernies team was wreaking total havoc upon the nation and its economy.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)
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No one actually cares about the war.
Economic questions are all filtered through political lenses for partisans who are looking for reasons to justify the votes they are going to make anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)
Or his health. Or the border. Or anything else important.
"What enchants you about Not Having Dementia?"
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (/9X1x)
The movie cost at least $130 million to make.
I had a feeling early that it was a massive misapplication of Tom Cruise's star power, which has been fading in the last few years (diminishing returns on the MI franchise being the key evidence). Looks like I was right.
I should really be a studio executive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (38W+X)
So, you're saying casting Tom Cruise, action hero, in a movie where he's a fat old man with enough makeup and masking of his face where you can't tell it's Tom Cruise wasn't the big draw they thought it was?
No way..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (2vHPe)
FoxNews - fairness for women's sports. By the way, college female volleyball players keep showing up on my Instagram feed. Damn thighs that could crush watermelons.
One thing I would be amused by is to go back 100 years and get together a meeting with the leading suffragettes and tell them in the future that not only do women have the vote the participate in sports just like men!
/Applause, applause, happy suffragettes
Then show them what the women in sports wear.
/Fainting, much fainting
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)
The Canadian response? Nobody forced them to, you have to request it, its all consensual!
Putting aside from how there are several high profile cases of them killing people against their will, the "request" is after being told about it and explained how its better etc.
They are literally doing the death panels thing WSarah Palin warned about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (KyEAU)
No way..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)
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Yeah, shock.
Tom Cruise wants to be seen as an actor again, and a studio threw a fortune at him to placate him because star power, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (38W+X)
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Yeah but I don't see these later 'big name actors' being positioned as the draw to the movie like Meyers & Murphy were for Shrek, at least no more than Hanks + Allen for Toy Story, etc... And I don't think the draw to Shrek was Meyers + Murphy. It was that it looked (and was) real funny and happened to be perfectly voiced by those guys (and the characters were really made after them, as opposed to the voices tailoring to the animated role)...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: This is CNN at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (/9X1x)
If they can sell a noir cartoon why not do the news that way?
A tired, brylcreamed 50ish white guy chainsmoking on camera while giving you the depressed leftist low-down on what happened today would be must-see T.V.
George Clooney would jump at the role.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)
The WoT: Is this war worth 5K American deaths?
Iran War: Is this war worth paying $4.19 for gas?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Caught: Woke Activist Teacher Faked Being Black Palestinian — She’s a Privileged White Jewish Woman
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:10 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:10 PM (2vHPe)
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Democrats on the Senate Homeland Security Committee just blocked a Republican effort to offer immunity to a former Dr. Fauci assistant in exchange for her testimony. She has been accused of destroying government documents on Fauci's behalf. Only one Democrat showed up to the meeting (Sen. Hassan D-NH), the other six voted no by proxy. All eight Republicans showed up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (HeG1i)
Okay. I know there's no math on the blog. But ...
8 > 7 still, right?
So is more than a majority required?
Or did one or more GOP vote no?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (lJ0H4)
They are literally doing the death panels thing WSarah Palin warned about.
I saw a Canuck woman mentioning she was diagnosed with a cancer and had a 6 month wait to see an oncologist. But her MAID pamphlet arrived in a couple of days.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)
We're not talking about Tropic Thunder, are we?
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (SwyyQ)
He's currently a scrawny bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (Bhsk7)
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Well, the assertion was in response to "Why does every animated movie have big names?"
And whatever the real reason for Shrek's financial success, you can bet on Hollywood learning the wrong lesson because their thinking is broken and their ability to actually analyze situations is dictated by accident rather than intelligence.
I think Louis B. Mayer understood how to consistently make popular film (not so much run a studio, but that's another thing), and I think precious few in Hollywood have anything like his implicit insight.
William Goldman's assertion that "nobody knows anything" makes sense in an industry town run by idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (38W+X)
I am reminded of a scene in Hornblower and the Atropos in which his frigate is very low on men. Hornblower stops a merchant ship and grabs a bunch off men off it, then tells the merchant ship that all of them volunteered, and sails off with his newly pressed sailors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (KyEAU)
The WoT: Is this war worth 5K American deaths?
Iran War: Is this war worth paying $4.19 for gas?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Canadian Takeover - "Dude, it's right there!"
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (SwyyQ)
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Surprise cameo in a film that might have made a small profit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2Ez/1)
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I've theorized that CNN and other such entities are merely the "marketing division" of the left. Nobody expects the marketing department to make money--they're treated as an "expense" and a cost of doing business.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (Oy/m2)
"So, you're telling me the masks are useless, then?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)
Masked and Ten Times Vaxxed and Boosted and yet in mortal danger from anyone without a mask. Okay hoss.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (/9X1x)
Or did one or more GOP vote no?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
The resolution required a two-thirds vote to pass and it failed 8-7 along party lines.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (38W+X)
He should've thought about that before making 18 movies in a row where he's a f*cking ACTION HERO.
Leonard Nemoy wanted to be a serious actor and director too, but soon learned, once you found your niche, you should roll with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)
Don't be such a big baby. Just get on the cart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX
Thank you, and anyone else who chose to help.
Gotta get back to the salt mine. Have a great day, horde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (4x8xD)
Posted by: Tuna
Lemme guess, the white Brit did it. Wha'd I win?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (Oy/m2)
*checks clipboard*
Yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (38W+X)
My pet theory is that the casting director is a secret Tropic Thunder fan. He's playing a similar role here.
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (SwyyQ)
Almost nobody has a voice and acting distinctive enough to recognize in animation to begin with. Its just an added expense. How many people go watch an animated movie because Liam Neeson and Barbara Streisand did voices?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (KyEAU)
He did find his true calling though, taking erotic pictures of large women.
/Not kidding
//Who am I to judge?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)
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Ok pussyfag. We won't bother with prison.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (/9X1x)
Dude has no power, just a big mouth. Thanks for self-identifying, retard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (O9tIH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:10 PM (2vHPe)
Zendaya happened to it. That chick could ruin a wet dream.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
It is a net benefit to the Exchequer. They sell the organs
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (3/XaG)
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The scientology thing with Cruise makes it hard for me to root for him and yet his career has been fascinating. From the moment I saw this latest flick's trailer, my mind was screaming "Mistake! Mistake!"
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)
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The movie execs may be wrong-headed, but I had just been assuming that, lately, actors are up for pay check. But prior to 'Woke 1' (COVID, strikes, industry tanking because public hated all the Woke 1 movies, etc.), there did seem to be a time (wake of Toy Story + Shrek...?) when it was 'cool' to do some voice acting, and actors would brag about it. Maybe they were just more available to the execs in that sense... I always figured that was why there were more of them in recent decades: better supply available...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (Bhsk7)
And singing songs about Bilbo Baggins
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (KyEAU)
Leonard Nemoy wanted to be a serious actor and director too, but soon learned, once you found your niche, you should roll with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)
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The star system only really works when it's an actual, controlled system.
Actors on contracts who have to do as the studio wishes, not pursue their acting dreams.
I've always felt that movie stars, the few that exist, should get their "acting" done in theater and leave their movies to typecasting.
"See Will Smith play Othello...on Broadway."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (38W+X)
He has the power to damage DSA candidates and he's doing a fine job. It's funny as hell Democrats have been fawning over him for years and now all they want him to do is shut up and disappear and he won't do either.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)
Take Anderson Cooper.
Yes he has the anchor look and voice. But his job is reading a teleprompter.
What percent of 40-60yo men could do that job just as well? 20% I'd guess...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)
Damn!
*checks google*
Fair.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (O9tIH)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM
So, what is it you'd say you DO here?
Posted by: The two Bobs at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (2Ez/1)
And singing songs about Bilbo Baggins
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (KyEAU)
To his credit, he did have the good taste to stay away from "Tambourine Man."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (guGkK)
Saves money on the "free" health care system too. Oh you're sick or old? That's going to be expensive, how about this suicide thing instead?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (KyEAU)
Well, they might not go see"The Magician' s Nephew" because Meryl Streep is doing the voice of Aslan, which is lunacy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (JrHfD)
More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1
16,499 Canadian MAID
15,364 US Firearm Homicide
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (oRRIp)
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It passed 8-1. The RINOs simply didn't enforce the rules because they're pussies with no desire or will to *win*.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (38W+X)
My pet theory is that the casting director is a secret Tropic Thunder fan. He's playing a similar role here.
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (SwyyQ)
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Cruise has loved working with interesting directors since he first got prominent. It's why Brian de Palma got hired for the first Mission Impossible movie. It's why Martin Scorsese got hired to make Color of Money.
This is really just a continuation of that with Inaritu who made Birdman, Revenant, and a few other things. He wanted to work with the guy, so Cruise used his connections to get the budget.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (EGSGm)
He's going to make some stinkers in the mix of films he's been good in.
And because again, limited range, he's going to keep trying to make a role worker that just won't for him (see also Valkyrie)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (SwyyQ)
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Surprise cameo in a film that might have made a small profit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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He was AWESOME in Tropic Thunder...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Director: Ok, show me 'blank expression.'
Zendaya: ...
Director: No, more blank~!!!!
Zendaya: ...
Director: Perfection.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)
William Goldman's assertion that "nobody knows anything" makes sense in an industry town run by idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (38W+X)
He had enough theaters in enough markets to make anything profitable, and the wit to sprinkle good movies among the rest to make any showing worth the risk of admission.
Seriously, that is how you define success.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)
15,364 US Firearm Homicide
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (oRRIp)
To be fair, the 16,499 people who offed themselves did live in Canada.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (guGkK)
They had Liam Neeson before right?
Talk about a downgrade
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)
That's his big mouth. I can't find fault in him saying the quiet parts out loud.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (O9tIH)
Unfortunately she's been in a bunch of ENORMOUSLY lucrative movies and while she was irrelevant to their success, that's not how Hollywood sees things. Zoe Saldana is in the same boat: irrelevant t the movies, but extremely successful films.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (KyEAU)
He's going to make some stinkers in the mix of films he's been good in.
And because again, limited range, he's going to keep trying to make a role worker that just won't for him (see also Valkyrie)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
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His performance in Magnolia is something real, but it's also kind of a play on his innate psychopathy. It might be his most real, unaffected performance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (38W+X)
DAID
This seems retarded.
I am having a metric ton of stress this week and not sure what the acronym should be for this freak out.
Balancing happy stress (dinners, son/DIL visiting, baby girlie saying my name at one family dinner out of the blue, etc). Then there are health issues with my husband and elderly mother in the same week.
Still not ready for MAID.
I pray a lot instead and will clean out a closet while son/DIL are out having mountain fun today.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)
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The scientology thing with Cruise makes it hard for me to root for him and yet his career has been fascinating. From the moment I saw this latest flick's trailer, my mind was screaming "Mistake! Mistake!"
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)
He wants an Oscar...Hollywood only gives hot people Oscars when they go ugly and non-action...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nelly at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (6+ehB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
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I love the first comment:
"I came here to see Australian break dancing!"
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (QFchU)
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My first thought was something along those lines, knowing that Netflix does have a documentary about the Aussie "breakdancer".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (OGOaV)
Posted by: Crusader
Yup. Saw the trailer and thought there was no way this film will be successful. It just looked stupid.
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (lJ0H4)
I pray a lot instead and will clean out a closet while son/DIL are out having mountain fun today.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)
Prayer can't hurt... I'll say one for you
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)
I am off to cut firewood today. Come, we can have a blast. I will let you run the saw!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
Seriously, that is how you define success.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)
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He and Thalberg built the machine. When Thalberg died, Mayer proceeded to run the machine into the ground, but what kept it going was the fact that the big movies, mostly musicals like The Spirit of St. Louis, were actually popular with the masses. That gave a long runway for the studio to collapse slower than the rest of the industry as the studio era ended through the 50s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (Oy/m2)
*checks clipboard*
Yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)
It's going in your permanent record.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (38W+X)
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In "Digger" Cruise is not going to make an impression unless he has massively big hands....That was a big mistake keeping them normal sized. (See: Tropic Thunder).
Short version: Tom Cruise is a lunatic.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dIske)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)
4th to embarrassment, envy, and routine.
I read somewhere that 100% of people who've eaten poutine have died or soon will.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (O9tIH)
Posted by: Nelly
And hiring whom exactly? who are they hiring now? Say it!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (HeG1i)
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Give him the crack SS crew from Butler, PA.
Posted by: Does that cloud look like horse? Oh no, it's a shooter on the roof! at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (XVMoQ)
Pretty sure the people he wants to put in prison with a Chinese style revolution are Democrat Party members.
Please, continue spewing your mind farts Hasan.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I get Zoe Saldana and Zendaya mixed up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (iulL+)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Nelly at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (6+ehB)
Learn to mine coal.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna
"I despise each and every one of you"
Posted by: Koichi Toyama, it never gets old! at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (w9Wax)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY
Looks like animated The Fifth Element
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
Short version: Tom Cruise is a lunatic.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dIske)
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There's apparently a long scene where Cruise faces off against a crowd in a white amphitheater that's a real showcase for him. You can see bits of it in the trailers.
Reactions are really divided from early screenings, but most seem to say that scene in particular is the highlight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (38W+X)
CNN averages 400,000 viewers a day. That kind of ratings would have been a laughing stock in 1990. There are many podcasters and youtube types who get many times that every time they do a show for a few hours.
The only reason they get such big name advertisers is that its virtue signalling, its propping up an old buddy far past their prime. Coca Cola and Ford aren't selling remotely enough product to justify their massive ad buys on CNN.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (oRRIp)
Yes, it's a downgrade and not in keeping with the storyline of the book either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
They say "thick thighs save lives" for a reason.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (UirZC)
@Breaking911 1m
BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years in New York sex crime conviction -FOX
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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I always thought he was robbed of the Oscar for that one...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (CykQQ)
Short version: Tom Cruise is a lunatic.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dIske)
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There's apparently a long scene where Cruise faces off against a crowd in a white amphitheater that's a real showcase for him. You can see bits of it in the trailers.
Reactions are really divided from early screenings, but most seem to say that scene in particular is the highlight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (38W+X)
Is the ending the decisive part? Or did they nix effectively their version of JR in the shower (without going too spoilery)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (tOcjL)
It is like a warlord system. It is like negotiating with a trading pit full of bond traders on Meth.
The Iranian President is part of the faction that wants to negotiate. Kill him and there is no entry to resolution at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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I always thought he was robbed of the Oscar for that one...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (Bhsk7)
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Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Oscar for The Cider House Rules...an outright evil film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)
Damn!
*checks google*
Fair.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (O9tIH)
She's yet another Nickelodeon 'star' likely molested as a yute then shoved down our throats as a one name phenom everyone needs to see to get her enough money to make her forget she was molested as a child by hollywood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (38W+X)
I hate that movie
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Where is my $100 budget?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (/9X1x)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
That was my thought too, but I do wish Fifth Element had been a trilogy like it was originally pitched.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR)
XBox is currently laying off a bunch of woke activist r*tard developers who've been cruising along making garbage games and telling gamers to eat sh*t for the last decade or so. The gloating almost needs a cigarette afterward. I would love to see CNN get this treatment.
That new lady they hired for CEO is knocking it out of the park. I don't think she can save XBox but if it an be done she'ls doing the right stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (KyEAU)
Who is the president of Iran?
Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (P4Pk9)
I am off to cut firewood today. Come, we can have a blast. I will let you run the saw!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
Ha! That would help as I become a woodchipper. I don't "worry" except before bed and when I wake up. Quietly. No tears or drama.
Sometimes I wish for drama/hysterics/primal screams. I'm almost there but don't want to alarm anyone or check myself into one of those rehabs like that Gerber kid for anxiety. [I think Clooney did it somehow]
All will be well is my mental tattoo. Repeat with, "You have dealt with worse, buck up and stop it. God's got this and you have no control!" Or, "Many people are going through worse, shut up!" "Shut up and sing!"
Thanks for the prayer, Donna. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (hzuYO)
I'll say this about liberals, they fight for keeps and they never say "this isn't a hill worth dying on".
They'll fight to keep a pedo murderer illegal alien from being deported.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (FAUyE)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (/9X1x)
He's just a mouthy islhamic asshole here to bring the caliphate upon America.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 01:30 PM (J4Dwc)
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Never watched it nor was interested. Literally just read that it was about abortion. These days they'd have a dead fetus on the poster and it'd get 95% on Rotten Tomatoes but back then it had to be buried under an innocuous title with no marketing on the subject... Ugh...
Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Bhsk7)
I'll say this about liberals, they fight for keeps and they never say "this isn't a hill worth dying on".
They'll fight to keep a pedo murderer illegal alien from being deported.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (FAUyE)
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It is the same state government that blew up their state economy to shut down key oil refineries.
Also the same one that blew up their state economy by allowing illegal immigrants to enroll in CalAid.
Blowing up the state economy is just about the only thing the CA state government is good at.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:30 PM (38W+X)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (hzuYO)
The price of giving up nightmares is giving up the dreams.
You have this.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM
Hey big boy!
Posted by: Suzanne Somers at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (HeG1i)
She seems to lean into it rather than be horrified by it though. I think that explains her casting. Like that chick who was cast as Valkyrie in Marvel? Lots of shots of her literally snuggling up to the director Taika Waititi before the first film of her as Valkyrie was made.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:32 PM (KyEAU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)
You're gonna have to narrow that one down considerably.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (/9X1x)
Just saw him in something where he goes to a D-Day reunion by himself and meets other veterans.
He must be 95 years old now.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (LHPAg)
You're gonna have to narrow that one down considerably.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (/9X1x)
Piker......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)
Considering a couch is how most of these people got their jobs in the first place...
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (ISZPj)
Man o man that perception faded rather quickly when we found they were covering Saddam Hussian in a lie filled discovery.
Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (LHPAg)
Mamie or Buck?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
I read it was the 4th cause of death in Canada...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)
So murder is Canada's only growth industry?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 02:13 PM (K+75H)
Wednesday Morning Rant
Canada is doing everything in its power to pivot the relationship with the United States from historical friendliness to active hostility (though Canada would surely swap the country names in that sentence). This is somewhat tragic given the long, rich history of US-Canadian cooperation, essential cultural compatibility and our mutual - if lopsided - economic dependence. Carney has doubled down on everything Trudeau was doing that the US considered untenable to maintaining the status quo. Earlier this year, Canada doubled down on alignment with the CCP, essentially ending any chance at the USMCA surviving - even with changes. As I put it at the time:
Unless something changes, the intermediate-term effects of this breakdown will go well beyond mere trading economics. For generations, Canada and the United States have been vitally important partners to each other. We have been two distinct countries with compatible cultures, economic integration, deep diplomatic ties, stalwart military alliance and general friendliness at the micro and the macro. That is fracturing in real time as Ottawa pursues ever-tighter coupling with Beijing. The obvious distaste Canada's ruling class has for the United States in general and Donald Trump in particular is secondary, but serves to add yet more strain to an already strained relationship. This strain has likely ended the USMCA. Whether it is also the beginning of the end for generally good US/Canada relations remains to be seen.It happened much faster than I expected, but it is the end of generally good US-Canada relations. Last week, Carney and the EU announced that they are working toward bringing Canada into the EU - sort of. Canada, not being European, cannot join the EU according to the EU's own rules. Not to worry, though - the EU is the floating the idea of creating an entirely new kind of EU membership just for Canada. They're calling it "associate membership:"
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has welcomed the European Union's ambition for Canada to become its first "associate member", calling for closer cooperation on defence, critical minerals and energy security. Carney told the European Parliament in Strasbourg on Thursday that Canada and Europe were "stronger together" in the face of "geopolitical rupture". His comments came a day after European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen proposed "opening the door" to Canada's associate membership, a status that does not currently exist.This is about one thing: the pissing match between Red China and the EU and the US. Setting aside the laughable quotes like He said a Canada-EU alliance would create a "beacon for other democracies", while stressing the two sides were not seeking to form a new power bloc and "This is about sovereignty, our ability to live as we wish. We do not seek power to dominate others,", attempting to move Canada into the European empire - and the empire's enthusiasm for it - is a clear signal that our status quo ante is now over. Carney is CCP-first and Europe-second, and has helped transform Canada into an adversary. If we accept that the recent historical norm of close US-Canada alignment is now over - and perhaps we shouldn't, though it looks that way to me - the question for the United States becomes how to deal with it and, by extension, how to deal with the EU. It's a tricky problem because it must balance the mutual pain we can deliver to each other while still marginalizing the other player. There is a lot of trade with Canada and much of it is important. We can live without it, but that would suck and be incredibly disruptive if it happens all at once. Canada is betting that it can replace the US in trade if it disregards its sovereignty and culture and allows itself to be spit-roasted by Beijing and Brussels. Time will tell whether that is true, but the damage will be done regardless. The funny part of this is that most of the United States' actions to date have been around maintaining the status quo with Canada while implementing new policies more broadly. We want a couple of things from Canada, but most of our focus has been further abroad, mostly focused on Red China, Latin America and the EU. By working to help Red China circumvent US trade policy and by aligning with the both Red China and the EU in direct opposition to the United States' goals in those places, Canada has decided to change its status from "neighbor with generally good but sometimes strained relations" to "adversary." Much as it pains me to say it - because, for what it's worth, I generally like Canadians and Canada itself - the US must seize the initiative. With Canada now an adversary, the US should preemptively and unilaterally start implementing policies that reflect the new reality. The US must take action to adjust to the new normal and control the terms of disengagement with Canada wherever possible. This US could consider, in no particular order:
- Secure the northern border. An enormous unsecured border with an ally is one thing, but it must not be permitted with an adversary. Border walls, fewer and more-secure border crossings, permanent increase in Coast Guard presence on the Great Lakes, full inspections of all commercial road and rail traffic, etc. all should be implemented.
- Withdraw from the USMCA and immediately replace it with a new deal - or, preferably, a series of bilateral deals - with Mexico and other Latin American countries.
- Forbid any product manufactured outside of Canada, or manufactured in Canada by foreign companies that are not based in the United States, from entering the United States from Canada. Any company found to be mislabeling goods is banned from any export to the United States, in perpetuity.
- If the EU and Canada work out an arrangement to bring Canada into the EU, withdraw from NATO. It is insane to be the military power guaranteeing the security of what is the new Warsaw Pact.
- Require visas from travel from Canada. Many Canadians actually like the United States and it would be stupid to forbid them to come here, but add friction and make it clear that this is a response to Canadian policy changes, not an attack on friendly Canadians.
- Sever cooperation between the Federal Reserve and the Bank of Canada on policy coordination and information exchange.
- Buy as much Canadian energy as possible. The energy-producing provinces are much friendly to the United States than the political power provinces are, and every drop of Canadian oil that flows here is not flowing to Red China or the EU - and it would build goodwill with potential change-agents in Canada. Are any of those good ideas? I don't know. Most of them probably aren't. Given that Canada has now made its adversarial status crystal clear, however, the US should act first and seize the initiative. It sucks. It would be better for everyone in both countries if Canada's government wasn't doing everything in its power to subvert US policy goals and destroy our once-strong relationship while simultaneously exposing Canadians to tremendous economic pain, but it is. Canada no longer wants to be under the US umbrella, and the US cannot afford tight integration with an adversary - so it is time to begin disentanglement
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 10:55 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 10:56 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:56 AM (d7mRD)
Counterpoint: Sheinbaum is just as performatively antiAmerican as Carney.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at September 23, 2026 10:56 AM (yYROg)
They are VERY angry that their free ride is getting reduced. (We STILL will be funding most of their defense.)
They are making it very clear that they are incapable of governing themselves. We should take Alberta and the entire west side of Canada as territories (some is already named that!) and just cut off all the rest.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 10:58 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:02 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:03 AM (TezPK)
And they may just get their wish.
If people don’t show up in November, it will be the future.
Posted by: That Guy at September 23, 2026 11:03 AM (JpKcK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM (4Kzcm)
Yep - pursue policies that benefit Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba, while punishing the rest of Canada.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 23, 2026 11:05 AM (aD4fx)
China = Mounters
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:05 AM (TezPK)
You don't even know what that means. Hoser.
I do too. ehh. It means... It means get me a beer. Ehh.
Posted by: Bob and Doug at September 23, 2026 11:05 AM (F9nWj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:06 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (TezPK)
“Should” and “guidelines” being the operative words here.
Posted by: RI Red at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (GOpmI)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM
Buy American!
Posted by: Vermont at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 11:08 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 11:09 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 11:09 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 11:09 AM (F9nWj)
Time to let them find out what it's like to get punched in the face.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (l26NL)
Strike, immediately and with overwhelming force, at the Strategic Poutine Reserve.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (eRlcH)
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This, right here, is what's behind the hostility.
China.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (F9nWj)
This is a longer time horizon than I'd like, but Canada is a valuable ally, and I'd really like to see if this can be resolved to the benefit of both partners.
Posted by: Aretha at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hormel Cure 88 at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Archimedes = Aretha at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (LHPAg)
So, what, we just lie back and get f*cked for three full years? Not a good plan, IMO.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2026 11:14 AM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Eromero
I like their fishing in northern Saskatchewan and the NWT. I also actually enjoy Canadian football. I don't think I've ever met a Canadian I didn't like.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (l26NL)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (TezPK)
This is probably the most fraught step, and one I'd be very reticent to take. However, I agree with the idea that we can't be both hostile to Canada and its primary ally.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)
The CG happened to walk in, saw what we were doing,and I got the dreaded "Captain Diogenes, can I have a word."
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (2WIwB)
__________
Was that about the time when Canadians were horrified to learn about War Plan Red?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: to work, sure Jan at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (TezPK)
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With purchase of equal or greater value!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)
Attacks on the US launched from Canada might mean the end of Canada.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2026 11:17 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: The Coz at September 23, 2026 11:17 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (fcCLB)
This is probably the most fraught step, and one I'd be very reticent to take. However, I agree with the idea that we can't be both hostile to Canada and its primary ally.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)
This sounds familiar. Europe before WW I?
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (LHPAg)
There is not enough profit in trade with Europe and Europe cannot afford to prop up Canada as Xi will.
This hemisphere has no place for the CCP. There is no place for the CCP on our border. Do we want China on our border? No. It should be regarded as an invasion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: It's Not My Minkey at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)
Which is why I say, in all seriousness, we should use all available devices to destabilize the government and replace it with one more agreeable. Negotiating Greenland doesn't mean much if the enemy can walk across the border.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (sAnBa)
Posted by: It's Not My Minkey at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Fn+3X)
Banana.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Canadian Hole, NC at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (Fn+3X)
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There might already be some...
It's been alleged that the PRC has established "outposts" at various Canadian border patrol points. Supposedly to "train" and "observe" border control methods and processes.
And spy on American interests on or near the border.
Mostly spy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Greasy Gavin at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (TezPK)
It would not surprise me to learn the heathen Chinee have secret bases in the far north of Canada.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (eRlcH)
Also, the occasional illegal alien bearing fentanyl.
Posted by: RI Red at September 23, 2026 11:21 AM (GOpmI)
And spy on American interests on or near the border.
Mostly spy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
And facilitate movement of CCP citizens across said border.
Posted by: Greasy Gavin at September 23, 2026 11:22 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yukon never tell.
Posted by: Greasy Gavin at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (TezPK)
Oooh 29th EU colony? Where do we sign up?
/ Canada
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Road Warrior at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (wHUXH)
Posted by: Diogenes
It's OK. Those flicks haven't been the same since Aunt Becky went into the Slammer.
Posted by: Merry Christmas, Indeed at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (dXMch)
In Michigan, you'd occasionally get a Canadian penny in your change. Nobody cared. You'd spend it just like any American penny.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)
Before our Congress even thought about doing your suggestions, Canada and Carney will implode. Carney the other day said Canada is the most affordable it's been in ten years. Someone that delusional won't last long
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)
Attacks on the US launched from Canada might mean the end of Canada.
Posted by: mr tmz
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One more territory in our hemispherical independence.
One more tranche of Islamists to deport.
Normal Canadian's will be glad to no longer suffer the fools.
The French Canadian's will bitch as they always do but they
will enjoy their little 'free French' fiefdom protected by
crude Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Road Warrior
Albertans could probably defeat Canadian armed forces on it's own.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You're not new here...
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:26 AM (77rzZ)
68 It doesn't seem inconceivable to me that the US and Canada could engage in a shooting war some time. Let's say Alberta ends up declaring independence, Canada uses military force to try to prevent this (using protection of indigenous people as the excuse), and Alberta asks US for military assistance against Canada........ I'm not advocating for this, or even predicting, just mentioning as a possibility.
Posted by: Road Warrior at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (wHUXH)
It wouldn’t last long. The only things that physically tie Alberta to the rest of Canada are a dozen or so hiway intersections and a few airports. Control those, fights over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:26 AM (dXMch)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (wpRMV)
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All be better off. A terrible piece of food.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:27 AM (7/DDO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)
Outnumbered only by the Mosques that get built.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:27 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:27 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (Gqar8)
Egg McMuffins to go from unaffordable to more unaffordable.
Posted by: Large combo meal? That'll be $38.77 at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)
You would have us wait until Trump is no longer in office in the hopes that either Canada will reverse the trajectory it's been on for at least 2015 - first election of Trudeau as PM, or that whoever replaces Trump as President will act as forcefully as he in protecting the US?
That seems unwise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:29 AM (2Cry5)
And Canadian quarters. They’d spend in Michigan, as well. Except in vending machines.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:29 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 11:29 AM (g8Ew8)
This can be more like a trial separation where we leave the door open for rapprochement .
We have 10x the population of Canada. Rough math says that the effects of a trade war with reciprocal 'tit for tat' tariffs will hit your average Canadian 10x that of an American.
The EU is already a sinking ship. I don't give it ten years on current trajectory.
This tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of the Canadian people in mind, and hopefully the people will figure this out. At least in some provinces.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (TezPK)
With purchase of Alberta of equal or greater value.
Posted by: Always read the fine print, eh. at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (TbWk/)
The Covid-esque/Syence!!!!! Phase of the
Sydney Sweeney Jelly-Driven Backlash has begun.
https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj
Finally! All the Sydney Sweeney Hating gals with itty, bitty, little tweakers can prance around with their sallow, vegan-fed chests puffed out, and their patchouli oil wafting in the air screaming,
"Ha ha, Sydney Sweeney! Ha, ha! I'm probably healthier than you!....Probably! It's Syence!!!!"
What a great day for them!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (4NO2D)
Whereas I have been ready to leave NATO for 30 years now. Europe are not our allies and multilateral defense treaties are stupid. We can do something with Poland if we feel that a US presence in Europe is warranted and let the rest fend for themselves.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)
It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Road Warrior
The incoming warfare isn't pew-pew. It's beep-bop-boop and cha-ching~! The US is under attack 24/7 by the CCP by other means. 800,000 CCP students aren't here for the Starbucks and Sociology 101 lectures.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (HeG1i)
That seems unwise.
Fair point, but I think it might be a good thing if Trump were to leave. They've painted themselves into a corner because of pride and a desire to stick it to the US, specifically Trump, and once he leaves, they can declare victory, save face, and then do what is in the best interests of the country, as opposed to what that petulant twit Carney wants to do.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Blacks vote 90% Dem and have for 60 years even as Dem policies have been destructive for them.
People can be very stupid for a very long time when it comes to voting against their interests.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)
Waiting three years for their election on the off chance they get their heads out of their asses is a bad plan. They can do a huge amount of damage (and they will) in that time.
And...it is Joe Mannix, not Buck.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (UmQWa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: one hour sober
I don't remember getting Canadian quarters. Maybe a dime once in a while. But I grew up on the western side of the state, so maybe the bigger coins didn't make it over that far.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Blacks vote 90% Dem and have for 60 years even as Dem policies have been destructive for them.
People can be very stupid for a very long time when it comes to voting against their interests.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (jmRo5)
"Free Stuff" and Envy are powerful drugs.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (85Bnm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (I6R/i)
The next PM will be Indian.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (ExV1e)
Forgot the link
https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj
Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)
Kick rocks again because your stupid brain tricked you into thinking you left off the link.
Check your post again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: It's Not My Minkey at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Fn+3X)
Banana.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (LHPAg)
Naaaa....he's just happy to see you.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Honking Crap Machines at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Fn+3X)
This isn't the Canada you grew up with.
45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: one hour sober
I don't remember getting Canadian quarters. Maybe a dime once in a while. But I grew up on the western side of the state, so maybe the bigger coins didn't make it over that far.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)
I would occasionally get them in downstate Illinois. How did you never get them in west Michigan?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (N1DT3)
45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.
Also a very fair point.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
Forgot the link
https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj
Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)
Kick rocks again because your stupid brain tricked you into thinking you left off the link.
Check your post again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (N1DT3)
NOOOOOOOO!
(kicks brain)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (YSUhf)
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That presumes that "the people" have any say in how things are going to be done in Canada.
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (TN0g+)
45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Y8DZL)
The videos I see of rivers and lakes polluted by the invaders is quite eye opening.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
People who behave like that are not stalwart allies and we should not pretend that they are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
Lies!!
Next your going to try and tell us pork, bacon and ham are from the same animal. Doctor indeed.
Not a biologist though.
Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 11:36 AM (F9nWj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)
It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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And as much as I like country ham, ham is not bacon. Too little fat.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 11:36 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Don't know. Maybe I did and just don't remember. But that seems unlikely. I surely would have noticed.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)
China and the EU are both dying places. Canada has decided to for a moment leave the the most stable and profitable geographic alliance to chase their tail with the remainder of the Davos crowd and the global communist cabal. Big mistake.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (7/DDO)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar
Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver are each an hour’s drive or less from the border. Those 3 metro areas are something like 50% of the population. Canadas population and economic engines are all practically next to the US.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (jmRo5)
The point here is that Carney DOESN'T represent most Canadians, he just kind of fell into the job when Baby Fidel had to leave. It would be like everyone abandoning us because of Biden's Reign of Error.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.
Also a very fair point.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
***
They are butchering the generation that would vote against all this commie BS...which also serves to keep everyone else in line.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that's more than 100 miles from the US border.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (iLKq8)
At least I hope he doesn't, or even if he does, they'll come to their senses when the chickens come home to roost. China is NOT a good ally.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (jmRo5)
I think you're forgetting that diversity is our strength!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
The Canadian political class is becoming an exclusive band of looters and thieves and will employ any means necessary to maintain its control over the country.
I'm betting the most popular map in Canada today is the one with the Stars and Stripes superimposed on the US, AK, and Greenland, and surrounding poor little Canada.
Elbows up.
Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2026 11:42 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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Very tasty portion of ham.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (iLKq
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There is a processing to it that doesn't remind me of ham at all. More like bad ham lunchmeat. I much prefer actual ham for breakfast.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (7/DDO)
It’s why Alberta gets fucked. The entire province has 1/2 the population of greater Toronto. Their interests will always get outvoted.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (jmRo5)
mumble mumble "but you can't fool all the people all of the time."
Things shoud change after the mid-terms especially if the Canadian economy is getting kicked in the nads.
I say "should" because political structures can resist the will of the people. That's what's happening across Europe. It's toxic when mixed with economic decline. You'd think the Europeans would have learned this by now.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)
When I was living in Alaska, we would always have some Canadian quarters and dimes. the quarters worked in pop machines.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (PSEDc)
Born and raised in the Muskegon area and I got them in my change frequently. You probably just don’t remember.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Polka will never die at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (BwOu7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (iLKq
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There is a processing to it that doesn't remind me of ham at all. More like bad ham lunchmeat. I much prefer actual ham for breakfast.
It is NOT ham.
Canadian bacon is a fully cooked, savory pork product made from the lean eye of the pig's back loin rather than the fatty pork belly used for traditional streaky bacon.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
I’d like to see the federal structure of Canada break up completely and for them to devolve into several independent states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:46 AM (dXMch)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
Canadian bacon is a fully cooked, savory pork product made from the lean eye of the pig's back loin rather than the fatty pork belly used for traditional streaky bacon.
Posted by: Archimedes
_________
There's no such thing as lean bacon.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 11:47 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: toby928(c)
France will be bankrupt soon, so probably Greece and Bulgaria instead. Only Germany and France are net positive contributors to the EU, and they are both dying. All of the rest are net takers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 11:47 AM (0U5gm)
Is this anything like a Brazilian??
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 11:48 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 11:49 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 11:52 AM (3Ope8)
You don't eat a pig like that all at once
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:52 AM (I6R/i)
I’d like to see the federal structure of Canada break up completely and for them to devolve into several independent states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:46 AM (dXMch)
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This is the most likely end point if they stay on this path. Just like China where in all likelihood will be a citi-state dissolution, led by Shanghei.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:53 AM (7/DDO)
I think, IIRC, he had some sort of association with the EU in a political/professional capacity. So his combative posture with Trump might be "manufactured" and/or ingrained by too much EU influence.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:54 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:54 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:53 AM (7/DDO)
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Both Canada and Mexico have replacement birth rates on par with China.
Like 1.2 or so.
All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (38W+X)
Wired because in Michigan they’d get stuck. Hitting the coin return lever repeatedly would sometimes spit them back, sometimes not.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (7/DDO)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (J4Dwc)
Forgot the link
https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj
Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)
The comments are Moron worthy. LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that's more than 100 miles from the US border.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)
If I recall, similar percentages of Canada lives south of the 49th parallel. (Border of Western US and Western Canada)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (N1DT3)
India is currently a bit below replacement in fertility. It will be interesting to see who rules the world in 50 years. Well, interesting to whomever is still around. I certainly won't be.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I think he was head of the Bank of England.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)
We'll take Alberta, prime Pamela Anderson, The Shat, Rush and Tim Horton's. Ottawa and the ghetto Frogs in Montreal can keep the rest.
And if even a single plate of poutine is found in the US, we're gonna go all Nagasaki on Toronto.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (iqcvy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)
Like 1.2 or so.
All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (38W+X)
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India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (7/DDO)
India is currently a bit below replacement in fertility. It will be interesting to see who rules the world in 50 years. Well, interesting to whomever is still around. I certainly won't be.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)
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I'll take notes.
I'm planning on living forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (38W+X)
The Canadian government is no friend.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)
F*ck em.
Do business with the US, expect equal treatment. Try to screw us, then screw you.......
We've paid for the world to be lazy assholes for far too long.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)
No, that's a bit too negative, but they will start declining soon. If you took immigration out of the US, we'd be farther along the demographic decline curve, but still nowhere near the East Asian and some Euro countries.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Canada Is Kaput at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (ESXvt)
I'm planning on living forever.
Dear God, why? Do you really want to continue sharing a planet with AOC?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (7/DDO)
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They just have a lot more people to start with. Can import a lot, Canada can.
The baby collapse is global.
America is actually in one of the best situations on that front. Our overall replacement rate is near 2. Still below replacement (2.1), but close.
The eye on the ball now is just to prevent the importation of a different people with a different culture who will ensure that our future generations aren't American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (38W+X)
All of our current adversaries appear to have planned for a world where the crooked Uniparty remained in charge in the US. China, the EU, Canada, Venezuela, Iran, India, all of them. A US political structure dedicated to managing the nation's decline while joining in on the looting of what remains.
It looks like that's their preferred plan for the future, too -- go back to the way things were, hopefully starting this November. I think this election season is going to be ugly. Probably more ugly than anything so far. Organized rioting and election rigging, much of it foreign-sponsored. Assassinations. The Left in this country has shown us what they're capable of doing. They'll do that, only more-so than ever.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2026 12:00 PM (2qhzn)
I'm planning on living forever.
Dear God, why? Do you really want to continue sharing a planet with AOC?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)
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She has her corner. I have mine.
We ignore each other. We have an arrangement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:00 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)
America is religious and advanced, one of the few countries sharing both them aspects right now
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)
I'm planning on living forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (38W+X)
I don't get it.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (Oy/m2)
The WEF vision is of competing hegemony that all, supposedly, pledge allegiance to the WEF behind the scenes.
It's stupid on a first principles basis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (38W+X)
F*ck em.
Do business with the US, expect equal treatment. Try to screw us, then screw you.......
We've paid for the world to be lazy assholes for far too long.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)
Preach it! 100% this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (N39Ws)
End the Free Trade Agreement.
Secure necessities from elsewhere or drop a few billion to develop those industries.
Punish film companies for filming here.
Exit NATO. And hell, just for laughs hire mercenaries to take this shithole over.
Economic destruction.
And I'm actually in a better mood today.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)
America is religious and advanced, one of the few countries sharing both them aspects right now
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)
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American conservatives appear to be the only white people on the planet who believe in a future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 12:03 PM (2ap+5)
Like 1.2 or so.
All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (38W+X)
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India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (7/DDO)
In 50 years, unless the left is successful in ideologically capturing the children of conservatives, there will be a very conservative U.S.
The "replacement rate" of the country doesn't capture that conservatives, and especially Christians, are raising the next generation. (2 children is a small family at my church.)
Meanwhile, the liberals have on average, less than one child.
This is ALSO why the left is so angry about deporting their new population. They know that they are losing their grip on the native-born.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:03 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence... at September 23, 2026 12:04 PM (Fn+3X)
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Personally, I think the US gives that piece of shit organization way too much latitude to exist.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (2Cry5)
Meanwhile, the liberals have on average, less than one child.
This is ALSO why the left is so angry about deporting their new population. They know that they are losing their grip on the native-born.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:03 PM (N1DT3)
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The birth replacement rate is very uneven across cultures within America.
Conservatives remain at replacement, 2.1, and have since the 90s.
Progressives went from 2.1 in the early 90s to about 1.2 now.
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).
Last Sunday, there were at least 5 new babies I could hear and see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence... at September 23, 2026 12:04 PM (Fn+3X)
Moot.
Moot.
Moot.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (N1DT3)
Will that be due to AI or Net Neutrality?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)
No, that's a bit too negative, but they will start declining soon. If you took immigration out of the US, we'd be farther along the demographic decline curve, but still nowhere near the East Asian and some Euro countries.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
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Eh, I am not so sure. Now one variable that will impact that is the fact that with our immigration rates falling, that will impact baby creation here. That could delay things. One nice trend in the US, is that while church attendance continues to shrink, those that remain appear much more devout, and willing to have kids. It will be interesting to see if that actually begins to change our path. Most of the formal protestant denominations don't believe in anything and are dying. And Catholic dioceses that grow actually practice the faith. Is there another religious awakening about to pop up in the US.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).
Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Eric Nordlinger had an excellent book chapter on regime change. In part, he discussed regime resilience (rentier states that depend on resource sales rather than taxes for example are more resilient), insulation (that is how much the government is insulated from direct consequences by the people it rules, and internal/external vulnerabilities (such as federalism/size/external threats, etc.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)
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There's been a remarkable change in birthrates by race in the US in the last year.
https://x.com/Smirkley/status/
2100722134611816753
White is going up, actually dragging up the overall fertility rate for the first time in a very long time, and Hispanic birthrates continue to crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:08 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
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Eh, I am not so sure.
I've seen the US fertility rate at 1.6 and 1.8. Let's just say 1.7. The Indian rate is 1.9, but as has been pointed out, they've a huge bulge of young people who still have to make it through their reproductive years.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)
Xylophone solo?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 12:08 PM (1yT+S)
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).
Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)
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I suspect next generation progressive is going to go even lower. Too many trannies, climate change cultists, and self-hating whites to have kids at all. It's just going to get worse for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:09 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2026 12:09 PM (Xh6bI)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc
Windsorstan to be more accurate.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (Sco7b)
And please Lord, help Canada come to its senses.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2026 12:09 PM (Xh6bI)
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No chance.
Reddit is a real place.
It's called Canada.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (38W+X)
American conservatives appear to be the only people on the planet who believe in a future.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (0U5gm)
This season has six weeks remaining, they better begin soon.
I'm beginning to join Publicus or whoever is always ridiculously positive, and am starting to think the left is going to get pounded this election.
I could also be insane.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (sl73Y)
194 rephrasing:
American conservatives appear to be the only people on the planet who believe in a future.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (iLKq
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Other demos outside of America are having kids, it seems. They're just not white.
So, American conservatives aren't the only people in the world who seem to believe in a future, but they do seem to be the only white people who believe in a future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (38W+X)
Conservatives remain at replacement, 2.1, and have since the 90s.
Progressives went from 2.1 in the early 90s to about 1.2 now.
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).
Last Sunday, there were at least 5 new babies I could hear and see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (38W+X)
We're about average with 4. I'd love to see a study of the correlation of "conservative" churches vs moderate vs liberal.
Having attended my wife's grandmother's mainline protestant church, I don't think the number of children per parishioner is a good measure because even if all their parishioners HAD a lot of children, those children are in their 60s at this point.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (N1DT3)
Don't forget the 10% Paki and Indian
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Black JEM
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Hope for the future is one of the larger determinants of fertility, that, along costs (implicit and explicit) of raising children.
Deportations and ending welfare magnets are more likely to reset costs of housing, education, medical, etc. and lessen overall taxes that can lead to organic fertility growth.
I would also advise severely restricting prescriptions of psychiatric drugs like SSRIs like they did for opioid pain relievers (less wisely in that particular case better in the case of antibiotics restriction), they have been too broadly prescribed causing healthy people problems over time.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)
I'm beginning to join Publicus or whoever is always ridiculously positive, and am starting to think the left is going to get pounded this election.
I could also be insane.
The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (N1DT3)
I have always said - stolen from somewhere? - that if your church doesn't have babies in the pews, it's dying.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (gLYp7)
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).
Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences
Posted by: 18-1
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So, as they atrit themselves, America is becoming more conservative every day.
God bless the church.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:13 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)
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We're all going to die from climate change by 2018, friendo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:13 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Fun fact: The major pipeline connecting Alberta oil to Ontario runs through the US.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (BTtRr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (38W+X)
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Quite a few in my church as well.
Also, it was announced that someone in the congregation will be having twins soon...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (FZ29D)
The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)
And historical trends.
But gas prices don't actually impact voting patterns at all. That leaves historical trends, which doesn't seem much of a solo indicator for "Blue Wave" results.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)
AND, sadly the consequences are for people who are unrelated to those brainwashed by the lies.
Young families find that it's a big sacrifice for a wife to stay home. (We did it, but it was and is a sacrifice, even now.)
You need to counter balance the lies with the truth that the sacrifice is worth it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)
So, as they atrit themselves, America is becoming more conservative every day.
God bless the church.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:13 PM (iLKq
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And the influence of teachers to shift the politics of children is actually less prominent than people fear:
https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284
65% of children share the same political party ID as their parents. General environment accounts for most of the rest.
If you're raising your kids in a conservative environment, the kids will be conservative except for the statistical anomalies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (38W+X)
Young families find that it's a big sacrifice for a wife to stay home. (We did it, but it was and is a sacrifice, even now.)
You need to counter balance the lies with the truth that the sacrifice is worth it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)
ALSO for people. The brainwashed face the largest consequences but even those fighting against it suffer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)
The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)
And historical trends.
But gas prices don't actually impact voting patterns at all. That leaves historical trends, which doesn't seem much of a solo indicator for "Blue Wave" results.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (gLYp7)
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Economic factors are a bigger thing in presidential elections when the less likely voter tends to come out more, when turnout is at its highest.
Midterms are base turnouts with lower overall turnout that just really activates the more regular voter who has established voting preferences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:16 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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All the kids come to the adult service. After the opening prayer and introduction the children are dismissed to children's service. It's the parent's decision when the child is mature
enough to stay in the regular service. It varies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (iLKq8)
The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?
Posted by: 18-1
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I was responding to the rioting comment, I just don't see it. Lack of funding for sure. I'm from deep blue and largely connected to leftist types, and I've heard nothing.
Granted, my region is mostly planners. They let the messy stuff happen inland somewheres, like those Mi whatever states.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Pauline Kael at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (2ap+5)
Most of the hysteria promoted by the left has the result of reducing births.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:19 PM (7/DDO)
https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284
65% of children share the same political party ID as their parents. General environment accounts for most of the rest.
If you're raising your kids in a conservative environment, the kids will be conservative except for the statistical anomalies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (38W+X)
Charter schools are a wonderful thing. It's a break on the stranglehold the left has on public schooling.
(The discussions my children have at the charter school would send most public school teachers into therapy.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:20 PM (E4rtv)
Granted, my region is mostly planners. They let the messy stuff happen inland somewheres, like those Mi whatever states.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (sl73Y)
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There are some efforts at rioting happening in Austin now due to a specific incident (a shooting of an illegal immigrant who was running from ICE), but it doesn't seem to be spreading.
There have also been massive convictions against antifa for terrorist action (100 years is the max, but most are around 30-50) that have had a chilling effect on direct action efforts from the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:20 PM (38W+X)
Midterms are base turnouts with lower overall turnout that just really activates the more regular voter who has established voting preferences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:16 PM (38W+X)
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Here is the real danger.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:20 PM (38W+X)
It's amazing how much enforcing the law can impact rates of criminality...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)
(The discussions my children have at the charter school would send most public school teachers into therapy.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)
(I should note that the discussions are not materially different from those that I heard/had in the 90s in high school. But, of course, that would be triggering now. )
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2026 12:22 PM (YwEeS)
Midterms are base turnouts with lower overall turnout that just really activates the more regular voter who has established voting preferences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:16 PM (38W+X)
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Here is the real danger.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (7/DDO)
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Well, Trump and team and attacking the problem head on.
The base turnout operation is massive, heavily invested in GOTV, and full of spectacle to draw eyeballs (the convention).
I read something earlier about how the GOP team had cracked how to effectively use texting on low-propensity voters this cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:22 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)
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We never needed new laws.
We needed an executive to enforce them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (38W+X)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM
"Incarceration rates soar even as crime decreases"
- Slightly paraphrased but real NYT headline
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)
It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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No it isn't. It's cut from the "picnic" (the front shoulder) rather than from the "ham" (the thigh of the rear leg).
The flavor is similar to ham, but the texture is a little coarser.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (BTtRr)
canada would have offered her maid to help her deal with her unfortunate paralysis.
Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (v3pYe)
We needed an executive to enforce them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (38W+X)
"Turns out, all you needed was a new president!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Down With Ottawa! at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)
I think this is precisely the demarcation line with the left and the right.
The right can link cause and effect while the left - for whatever reason - just. fucking. can't.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: steevy
Then we move on to Saskatchewan, Northern Territories and Yukon.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (iLKq8)
The right can link cause and effect while the left - for whatever reason - just. fucking. can't.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)
They have a hard enough time with first order cause and effect.
Second (and greater) order cause and effect is witchcraft to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)
I've 100% said 'third order effects' and had people look at me like I just started speaking in tongues.
And to the lefties, I guess I did... It's a good way for me to gauge who's who in a new room.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Black JEM
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In 68 Tricky Dicki was back and so they dreamed up the population bomb.
1968 Paul Ehrlich, Stanford professor says that we’re all going to be dead in 10 years by the Malthusian overpopulation trap. So all of you go out and adopt one baby and have one or better yet have none and we destroyed the fertility rate.
And then Reagan was running for re-election in 84 and he was going to win against a weak Mondale and they got the – what are we gonna do? - what are we gonna do? We’ve already done the population –
Ah, I know what we’re going to do, Nuclear winter…..
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (iLKq8)
Peking-style Looney Goose with a side of Brussels Sprouts...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Which shows the advantage of the US bicameral legislative system over the Westminster parliamentary system; the lower population states have equivalent power to the behemoths in the Senate.
Parliament in the UK works much better because of the comparatively more geographic compactness.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (BTtRr)
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (Mayo2)
Useful degrees are ones that prepare you for jobs in the real world. If your degree doesn't do that, unless you or your family have plenty of money already, you wasted it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:38 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 18-1
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Unfortunately, about half the country. We'll see where that "about "is in six weeks.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (BTtRr)
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Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (VLtO5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: M. C. Escher at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (Xh6bI)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (oRRIp)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (QVS9R)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (rvUJB)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (QVS9R)
The Stairs of Despair that led down to the Room of Gloom
AKA
Still Life With Cellulostic Products
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Oh, no... at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Arbiter of Good Taste at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Diddler at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (CdIFT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Here's a Do-It-Yourself limerick to keep you occupied
MAD LIB-merick
There once was a [gender] from [place]
Whose [body part] was as big as a [nautical term]
By the end of the [unit of time]
It was found to be [colorful adjective]
And as for the [farm animal], [famous person] [pun].
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Skip
Yes, kind of a Hammer vibe.
Needs Madeline Smith coming down the stairs in a low-cut nightie.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Groan at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Acorn Stairlift at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Bill Lever at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (8QXdq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
For the Earf!
Posted by: Ira Einhorn at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (d7mRD)
I like the worn unevenness of the stairs and the lack of any plumb lines. Very antique.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Uh oh... at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: mindful webworker - arf for arf's sake at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (11R8D)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (oqH4h)
31 I'll go upstairs, but I don't wanna go down to the basement.
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM
The boobs are down in the fruit cellar. But I ain't goin' down there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: I'm warning you at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
So it's not ruler art?
Good. That'll keep Weasel pacified.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 23, 2026 09:41 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: I'm warning you at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM
I'll tread carefully.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:41 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)
https://youtu.be/yciX2meIkXI
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Three Stooges at September 23, 2026 09:42 AM (Fn+3X)
Then Hercule Poirot will saunter in from stage right and proceed to solve the murder.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Zillow at September 23, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: I'm warning you at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM
That's just baluster bluster, buster!
Posted by: Stare Down at September 23, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Tuna
Painted nothing but water colors after 1912.
Posted by: Dick Blick at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Duncanthax at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM (TQYo8)
Posted by: Dick Blick at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM
An icy response.
Posted by: White Star at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
There is not one wall in that structure that does not have a mummified corpse hidden within it.
"For the love of God, Mister Burns!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Zillow at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)
chiffarobe.
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jean Stapleton at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)
The artist died on the Titanic.
Posted by: Tuna
Then this is not the Millet of French countrysides and peasants?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: heya at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (MoxTA)
My grandparents had one like that. Not as wide, and it was carpeted. We used to lay on our bellies and "surf" down it.
Rug burns...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM
Yes, Smithers...for the love of God.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (bFu5X)
Not the stairway to heaven, I'd wager.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (ixS3i)
Francis Davis Millet
************
Francis D. Mallet vs. M.C. Hammer - a limerick
She makes good use of lighting and space
But something justseems out of place
It's no Escher indeed
What this painting might need
Is some monks up and down the staircase
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)
It is a quiet, pleasant image. It would suit me in a reading room or other den.
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: This Old House on PBS at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:51 AM (eRlcH)
Self winding staircases proved to be short lived with the rapid advances in battery technology.
Posted by: This Old House on PBS
Atomic staircases grabbed them by the nose and kicked them in the ass. Sad!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:51 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (oqH4h)
Rug burns...
Posted by: Martini Farmer
My granddaughter surfed down my mom's staircase one Christmas. Epic rug burn on ner belly. My so still has the video.
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:53 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 09:53 AM (aJQbY)
And the theory was, the modern standard is set to what is comfortable for the average modern height; ease to step up.
So people were taller back then. And not, you know, that very few structures had stairs, and those that did were probably the only set the builder had ever built.
And the interior space was a premium not to be wasted on stairs built for ease of traverse.
But sure, people whose diet was sparce on meats were taller than today ....
But it's a good example of taking some facts and convincingly spinning it to something outlandish.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: The story writes itself at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:55 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM (yTvNw)
Nicely derelict, with potential for creepy in the fun way.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 09:53 AM (aJQbY)
____________
I have a recurring dream where we acquire a huge old house which, while not derelict, needs work. 30 years ago, the prospect may have been exciting. Now? It qualifies as a nightmare.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:57 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:57 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Teenage occupants at September 23, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Robert Dudley, 1st Earl of Leicester at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM (4NO2D)
Old Japanese staircases are practically ladders and the people were *much* shorter then, even the ones who got meat. I can't imagine how much using those things sucked.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2026 09:59 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM
Moving up in life, one riser at a time.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Frustrated Movers at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Frank Perdue's Ghost at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
My parents bought an ancient derelict farm when I was in college. Trust me, it is a nightmare at any age.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (viF8m)
Exactly the kind of stair that a wife is likely to fall down and break her neck.
Posted by: Robert Dudley, 1st Earl of Leicester
We have an Elizabethan scholar in our midst!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (+gK6I)
hunnert
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Frank Perdue's Ghost
And who's having sex with it?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: muldoon
If so, just rise and run.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (HeG1i)
No pre-cut, Home Depot forms for him.
Using #1 pine (no knots) and such precise cutting and fitting.
Guarantee they don't squeak when you step on them.
Really is like watching an artist.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at September 23, 2026 10:02 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 10:02 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Every homeowner ever at September 23, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM
"Who's tripping down the treads of the stairway..."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:03 AM (bFu5X)
Millet is whole-grain chicken feed. So where are the bloody chickens?
Posted by: Frank Perdue's Ghost
C'mon down to Sussex County, Delaware and we'll show you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 10:03 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM
"Who's tripping down the treads of the stairway..."
Wendy/Windy was high as a kite
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:04 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Frustrated Movers at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (w9Wax)
Pivot!!
Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 23, 2026 10:04 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Kramer at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)
TheBlaze
@theblaze
BEYOND PARODY: Abdul El-Sayed and Kamala Harris hold roundtable in Michigan to discuss issues facing "Black Birthing People"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Frustrated Movers at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM
A few months back I looked at a house with a stairway much like that, only narrower and steeper. I asked the same question, and was pointed to a hatch the owner had cut in the ceiling to hoist furniture to the second floor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 10:07 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)
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They're practically the same except cars are harder to light. Except for Pintos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
"If your chimney was shot and your sills were OK, I'd say go ahead, fix her up. If your sills were shot and your chimney was OK, again I'd say go ahead, fix her up. But your sills are shot and your chimney is shot, so I say OK, you better tear her down."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Man who admires balustrades at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (B0NCh)
Posted by: Frustrated Movers
Tee-Hee!
Posted by: King-sized Bed at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (w9Wax)
Probably not the best thing to say in Michigan....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (HeG1i)
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This sounds suspiciously like the slope of a line...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 10:07 AM
Perhaps it's ascending to greatness.
Posted by: Looking up at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)
My folks said ancient money pit had a winding staircase similar to the painting only narrower and steeper. "Hired" me and a couple friends to do the moving. (They got paid, I got more chores)
Getting my folks bedroom furniture up that staircase was part of the nightmare. Still gives me a twitch when I think about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (viF8m)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Sliding down that banister will be wicked!!!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (2WIwB)
Tehran told Washington it could reopen the critical waterway within seven days if the United States eases military pressure and lifts its blockade on Iranian ports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)
Hope Trump doesn't fold on this
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:12 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Riggers, local #408 at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)
From NY Post: Mass. lesbian bar nearly booted from town after lifting mask mandate. Yes - in 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhxtfnp
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I thought it was already open.
I have no idea what's going on over there.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (lJ0H4)
British PM announces government agency to combat the "untrue narrative about Britain"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (Gqar8)
From NY Post: Mass. lesbian bar nearly booted from town after lifting mask mandate. Yes - in 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhxtfnp
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Ace did a whole thread on that topic yesterday.
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:15 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:15 AM (Bep7s)
From NY Post: Mass. lesbian bar nearly booted from town after lifting mask mandate. Yes - in 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhxtfnp
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Read what Ace had to say about it.
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/421476.php
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 10:15 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Man who admires balustrades
"Why, thank you! You say that to all the girls!"
Yes, but to you, I mean it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (GP7ZF)
British PM announces government agency to combat the "untrue narrative about Britain"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)
I bet they claim baked beans on toast really is a British delicacy.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
MinUntru. Perfection.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (HeG1i)
/stuff Nietzsche might have said
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (Gqar
.
I read yesterday that it is back to 80% going through... Iran meanwhile is shooting up The Saudis via the Houthis...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (+gK6I)
He won't. Iran is currently in the same position Sheriff Bart was in, holding a gun to their own head and saying "One more step and the ni**er gets it".
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:17 AM (viF8m)
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Followed by a sacrifice to Moloch and a BBQ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: cmeat
48+46=94, 3+3=6, 94+6=100
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:17 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gK6I)
That was from one of his speeches in 2016.
In a state where 20% of jobs are in the auto industry, yet, in June, UAW-Michigan endorsed him anyway.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 10:18 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Beach Erosion, Outcome In Doubt at September 23, 2026 10:19 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 10:18 AM (J4Dwc)
Stupid....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:20 AM (+gK6I)
I don't think anyone has the heart to inform the lesbians they will be 100% unaffected by eugenicists.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:20 AM (/9X1x)
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Followed by a sacrifice to Moloch and a BBQ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
Dumb asses.
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:21 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:21 AM (/9X1x)
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First, ask for its driver's license, insurance, and registration. Duhhh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Yakety Sax at September 23, 2026 10:22 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:22 AM (/9X1x)
should be peppery.
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:22 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 10:23 AM (Bo05u)
Too many right angles to be a true winding staircase. They should rip it out and replace it with one that gracefully spirals.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Yakety Sax
They'd just put all the scantily-clad birds in burkas nowadays.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)
Probably not the best thing to say in Michigan....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM
Do they still make cars in Michigan?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)
/stuff Nietzsche might have said
Posted by: muldoon
He wasn't there again today.
Posted by: Oh how I wish he'd go away at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)
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So pack a lunch? Or three?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at September 23, 2026 10:29 AM (B0NCh)
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So pack a lunch? Or three?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)
I read that as "Don't fly".
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:30 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lester Fahrner at September 23, 2026 10:31 AM (Edxq2)
Alan Ritchson Claims a Season of “Reacher” Was Canceled Due to Trump’s Re-Election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)
Says the guy who smokes camels. I'm not talking about tobacco here.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:32 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:31 AM
Getting rid of Mitch.
Posted by: Or Maxine at September 23, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Adam Carolla: “Race Hustler” Colin Kaepernick Grew a “26 Foot Afro” to Seem More Black
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lester Fahrner
Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Lester Fahrner
Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM
Are you kidding? That sounds grate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Lester Fahrner
Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM
Smell our dairy air.
Posted by: Wisconsin at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)
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He's dead but Axl Rose is on the verge of turning into him
https://tinyurl.com/4b5whj37
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (SPRxV)
Trump Tells UK It Needs “Good Leadership” — While Sitting Next to Current PM Burnham
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lester Fahrner
Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM
Are you kidding? That sounds grate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Or at least pretty gouda.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Rimshot at September 23, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)
If you are still here, I started The Complete Fenelon. Interesting, on many levels, doesn't begin to cover it. I'll have more on the book thread but this is a wonderful collection. I ordered a copy of his Adventures of Telemachus.
Just FYI.
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM (yTvNw)
Adam Carolla: “Race Hustler” Colin Kaepernick Grew a “26 Foot Afro” to Seem More Black
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___________
A Fletch-worthy afro.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Bulg
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said Tuesday that we’re going to see more messes like this [cut fiber-optic cable] unless Congress gets its act together and provides the funding needed to fully modernize our aging infrastructure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
Adam Carolla: “Race Hustler” Colin Kaepernick Grew a “26 Foot Afro” to Seem More Black
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___________
A Fletch-worthy afro.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM
*raises fist*
Solid!
Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Wallace at September 23, 2026 10:42 AM (B0NCh)
Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 23, 2026 10:42 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:42 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (oqH4h)
31 I'll go upstairs, but I don't wanna go down to the basement.
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM
The boobs are down in the fruit cellar. But I ain't goin' down there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)
*Ahem*
The melons are in the fruit cellar.
Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:43 AM (kU0PQ)
This has probably been mentioned already, but -
I see Bill in AK's post about wanting a drinking stories book about Harris, Burton, &c. It exists: Hellraisers, by Robert Sellers:
https://tinyurl.com/ywf7c4c5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2026 10:43 AM (qRla/)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says that removing hundreds of thousands of non-citizens from voter rolls is “cheating.”
"They’re trying to take our tools, but we are a creative people."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)
Bro be pimpin'!
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Kinda sorta.
In simple terms, almost everything that is easily shipped is manufactured somewhere else.
Engineering has been globalized to India.
There are still assembly, engine, and transmission plants. Enough to keep UAW limping along.
Posted by: M. C. Escher at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Xh6bI)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says that removing hundreds of thousands of non-citizens from voter rolls is “cheating.”
"They’re trying to take our tools, but we are a creative people."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)
“Tools”. Yes, yes indeed.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at September 23, 2026 10:46 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:47 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM
Hell, I won an entire presidential election from down there.
Not a joke!
Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 23, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:47 AM (TezPK)
Solid!
Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (bFu5X)
My wife and I *love* that movie. (Though, even my wife is baffled by the mayonnaise thing. She loves real mayonnaise and grew up eating it. I can't stand it in most cases.)
Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:48 AM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
Insane that thanks to Donald Trump, me and Bill bloody Kristol are now on the same page, policy wise, including on the Middle fricking East!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)
not certain how you'd get those on a goldfish
Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 10:49 AM (v3pYe)
I had a college roommate from New Jersey. Really good guy, but sometimes he was damn near incomprehensible.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: anachronda
They'd have to be scaled down.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:50 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 10:51 AM (F9nWj)
Then again, it was 1978.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
_________
It was the Age of Leo Sayer and Jeff Lynne.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (Gqar8)
The Trump admin has identified 750k people getting Obamacare subsidies who didn’t qualify. And another 419K who are likely to not qualify and are being further investigated.
The Biden admin essentially turned off verification so anyone who said I qualify, automatically qualified. Neat!
It’s impossible to hate these fucks more than I do already.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Goldfish wearing a purple fedora at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: calypso louie at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: Young Art Garfunkel at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)
>>Then again, it was 1978.
I played baseball with a guy with a giant afro back in the day. When he squished on a baseball cap he looked like black bozo.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:54 AM (viF8m)
indeed. if he spent all the time training that he alleges, he'd have helmet hair.
Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 10:54 AM (v3pYe)
The Morning Report — 9/ 23 /26
Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione, saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer... “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be,” he added, noting that “telling UnitedHealthcare to go fuck itself has become an entire genre of internet video,” Oliver continued in his efforts to wave away any moral concern over the shocking murder.now do England, asshole! Perhaps anger at the government's absolute near 80-year-long stranglehold on its failing healthcare system is the reason we have Muslim rape gangs rampaging all over! No, obviously it's something else entirely. And yet, wouldn't it be a laugh riot if Oliver took one in the back as he exited the HBO studios. After all, by Oliver's logic there is one party and political movement in this country that controls so much if not virtually all of America's media and cultural industry is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be. The very people and society that he and his ilk have mocked and attacked as evil, racist and an existential threat to democracy and the planet have thus far done nothing, except vote for Donald Trump three times. He should count himself lucky to have not wound up like United Healthcare's CEO, slaughtered on the pavement. They all should!
In its latest edition, Liberal Currents asks, “What Are Democrats Thinking?” A lot of them are thinking about a dead President Donald Trump, according to a new poll featured in the left-wing digital magazine. The poll, conducted in partnership with the Center for Strategic Politics, finds about one out of every three Democrats responding would like to see Trump assassinated while speaking at a rally. The survey of 683 Dem voters found 23 percent would feel “very positive” about the violent scenario posed. Another 8 percent would feel “somewhat positive.”Elsewhere, President Trump spoke at the UN and ripped Turtle Bay a new one!
. . .So much for the peace-loving left. . . But apparently military coups are an acceptable way of restoring said democracy and upholding the Constitution, according to a majority of respondents. To “safeguard the Constitution,” . . . “These attitudes are not fringe — they reflect an emergent assassination culture, grounded in far-left authoritarianism and increasingly normalized in digital discourse,” states the report, titled, “Assassination Culture: How Burning Teslas and Killing Billionaires Became a Meme Aesthetic for Political Violence.”
And while Trump unabashedly puts America’s interests first, his emphasis on action is a clear indictment of the United Nations’ failure to carry out its primary mission: to confront threats to world peace, such as Iran.Have a good day.
The president was even more explicit about his disdain for Turtle Bay’s efforts to impose a “far-left agenda” and for its “globalists,” “rogue” International Criminal Court, Human Rights Council and UNESCO.
Yes, “the United Nations has great, great potential,” Trump allowed; his criticisms aim to save it.
But that requires a massive shift in UN culture — and leadership.
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- For a party that fancies itself the defender of democracy, today’s Democrats are for ‘by any means necessary’ to oust their political foes.
Poll: Death Wish Dems Want Trump Dead Or Taken Out By Military Coup
- "I have three kids, and they’re little, and they’re growing up in this sh*thole."
Dem Senate Candidates To Fundraise With Filmmaker Who Called America ‘Sh*thole’
- A city of political robots.
Philly Democrats: Nullifying Violence From the Left
- "So you had money to send me to one of the best schools, and you chose not to?"
Child of anti-racism 'genius' Nikole Hannah-Jones rightfully angry mom sent her to bad schools on purpose
- Public schools are terrible because DEI absolves families of responsibility for their choices.
Nikole Hannah-Jones’ Racism Is Why Her Daughter Can’t Do Math
- It’s past time for our government to return to its roots.
Our Non-Constitutional Form of Government Is Dysfunctional
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - ...like the Venezuelan man who was shot by an agent Sunday in Austin, Texas.
Joaquin Castro: ‘Lawless’ ICE Basically Torturing People
- Apparently organized protests erupted in Austin shortly after an ICE officer shot and wounded a Venezuelan illegal alien, Breitbart Texas reported on Sunday. The Venezuelan man attempted to flee from the officer before being stopped. A video posted on social media shows the officer shooting into the vehicle, which attempted to drive off a second time.
Austin Protesters Threaten President, ICE Officers in Wake of Illegal Alien Shooting
- “And why is it that there’s no pathway for them to work here legally when they’re good workers? We pay them well. They spend money here. They have family here,” she continued.
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner Doubles Down on Trading ‘Five Americans’ for One ‘Undocumented Immigrant’
- “As Minnesotans begin the long process of healing from the wounds that President Trump’s ICE inflicted, it’s important that we commit to holding this lawless and misguided administration accountable.”
Bro-Fo Omar’s New Bill Would Redirect $140 Billion from DHS to Communities ‘Impacted’ by ‘Heinous’ ICE Raids
- Biden’s agencies set the 125,000 target in his last year in office. Resettlement contractors put the long-run average at roughly 92,000 a year since the program started in 1980. Trump’s first term bottomed out at 15,000.
Trump Cuts Refugee Inflow to 17,500, Down from Biden’s 125,000 THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - What has never worked before will surely work next time, right?
Trump Threatens Iran Again — and Offers to Negotiate Again, Too
- “Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations?”
Trump at UN: Iran Must Make a Deal or Face ‘Annihilation’
- Not a post-election ‘deal’
Best Way for Trump to Win the Midterms Is to Win the War Before the Election
- The president also called out the UN for capitulating to ‘the far-left agenda of globalist bureaucrats who nobody ever elected’
Trump Tells UN: ‘Big Decision’ Coming on Iran, Threatens To ‘Annihilate the Islamic Republic’ and Drive Regime ‘Into Hell With No Chance of Survival’
- “Some Middle East officials said the initiative appeared to be Washington’s attempt to cast the Strait of Hormuz as a less consequential energy route and show the U.S. and its allies as united in
Report: Trump Admin Proposing $5 Billion to Rebuild Gulf Energy Sites
- "The situation in Iran is very, very grim."
Video: The Price of Following Jesus
- A glimpse of desperate misery.
How Iran’s Young People Survive
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - Our "tolerance" has been abused to the point that we're now inadvertently funding foreign political assassinations.
SHOCKING: This Is The Worst Example Of COVID Fraud And It’s Not Even Close
- The findings raise serious questions about the oversight of taxpayer-funded childcare programs in the Democrat-run city, particularly Seattle’s Child Care Assistance Program, which provides funding to daycares serving low-to-middle-income families. If confirmed, the fraud could undermine public trust in such programs and divert resources from families in genuine need.
More Somali Daycares Under Investigation for $5 MILLION in Suspected Fraud.
- The Post Millennial found dozens of Somali-run daycares in Seattle that rake in MILLIONS in taxpayer dollars per year. But when reporters showed up, there were no children. Again.
Another Massive Somali Daycare Scam Ring in Seattle?
- I nominate “The Fraudsters” — most notably, the Somalis of Minnesota.
An Argument For TIME’s 2026 ‘Person Of The Year’ FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - The launch of Trump TV gives the administration a direct channel to distribute presidential remarks and official footage without relying on corporate broadcasters. The broader dispute is shifting toward the courts, with CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO demanding a right to White House access under First Amendment and due process claims.
White House Launches ‘Trump TV’ Amid Clash With Corporate Media.
- Organizations such as CNN and Fox News are presently enraged that the White House credentials of some similar organizations have been revoked.
The White House Correspondents Association and Ideological Captivity* * * * * - America must rapidly develop AI to maintain national security and stay ahead of China while ensuring data centers minimize their environmental and community impacts.
Artificial Intelligence and National Survival
- Military AI is being minted faster than export law can follow it, and the copies, the trainers, and the chips are already in motion.
Combat-Trained AI Is Leaving Ukraine Faster Than The Rules Can Follow 9/11/01 25 years on - No, El-Sayed, you cannot escape your past with Hasan Piker.
Flight 93 Hero’s Father Challenges El-Sayed Over Piker in New Mike Rogers Ad
- The problem is moral asymmetry.
Twenty-Five Years After 9/11, the Ideology that Struck Us is Winning WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
- CAIR’s effort could increase Muslim voter turnout in key states. The campaign could also intensify scrutiny of CAIR’s role and affiliated political groups.
Terror-Linked CAIR Moves to Register Millions of Muslim Voters, Boosting DSA, Democrats in Midterms.
- El-Sayed was a vocal supporter of the Muslim Brotherhood, which shares his devotion to Sharia law
Abdul El-Sayed Called on Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood To 'Purge the Media and Police' Shortly Before Islamic Government Arrested Reporters for 'Insulting Islam'
- Even as our ideological enemies are poised to strike (or have already struck), the West still stands there, effectively blinded by its own ideology.
The West Hasn’t Even Entered The OODA Loop
- The new normal in Europe.
Video: When Muslim Customers Attack
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - Dan Klein, who appeared in an El-Sayed spot in a yarmulke, is a 'community organizer' for Detroit Jews for Justice, while a Rosh Hashanah video featured the Jewish Voice for Peace-tied Shifman family
Meet the 'Jews for Abdul': El-Sayed Ads Feature 'Social Justice' Activists Tied to Group That Excused Oct 7
- Whitehead’s supposedly principled criticisms say less about the alleged ‘hypocrisy’ of the Christian legal movement than they do about his naivete and historic need to play the contrarian spoiler.
Architect Of Christian Legal Movement Complains It’s Now Doing Too Much Winning CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Democrat Kris Mayes issued a statement opposing the Secure the Border Act three days after LUCHA asked her to do just that
Arizona AG Coordinated With Far-Left 'Abolish ICE' and 'Defund Police' Group While Opposing Border Security Measure, Records Show
- Should criminals in their 20s be treated like children? Many states say yes.
25-Year-Old Child Criminals
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Trakas has an ability to skillfully navigate Title IX funding and education law and successfully litigate in hostile courts.
Meet The Lawyer Helping The Education Dept. Fight For Parental Rights ABORTION - More than 1,000 Ohio doctors, including doctors who perform abortions and sex changes, signed a letter going against a major state medical association after its political arm endorsed Republican Vivek Ramaswamy for governor last week instead of Democrat Amy Acton.
Pro-Abortion, Pro-Transgender Doctors Rush to Back Democrat Amy Acton in Ohio after Key Medical Association Endorses Vivek Ramaswamy SECOND AMENDMENT - Although I consider myself a constitutional purist, I suspect that when the Founding Fathers wrote, "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed," they hadn't considered the dangers of handing firearms to scrotum-phobic dudes in stilettos, sexual deviants calling themselves "furries," and even a crazy man dressed as Little Bo Peep.
It's Time to Take the Guns Away from They/Them THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - This would not be the militarization Democrats use to scaremonger. Instead, it would be a series of legal actions squarely within Trump’s presidential powers.
Trump Can Issue A ‘National Emergency For Elections Declaration’ DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Ossoff has been photographed with disgraced former Stockbridge Mayor Jayden Williams dating back to 2023, as seen in photos on social media. Breitbart News reported last week Williams was impeached by the Stockbridge City Council after he was accused of misusing city funds and exchanging sexually suggestive messages and explicit photos with an 18-year-old high school student.
Democrat Jon Ossoff Campaigned with Alleged Sexual Deviant Georgia Mayor Impeached for Corruption POLITICS - “Mike Lawler is a partisan hack and Trump sycophant,” declared Hakeem Jeffries, the hapless House minority leader.
Dems throw a tantrum after one of their own endorses Mike Lawler
- Cults are not defined solely by esoteric rituals or charismatic gurus; they are also defined by a mental structure.
The Left Is A Cult (with an "n" - jjs)
- Politico frames this as good news for Newsom with this headline — “California Democrats see Newsom as stronger 2028 contender than Harris” — but the difference among Democrats, the only group that matters in a presidential primary, is six measly points. There is plenty of excitement for both.
California Voters Not Excited About Kamala or Newsom Running for President
- Politics is filled with wealthy hangers-on who will keep telling people that they're pretty.
Campaign Poison Kamala Harris Hopes DSA Commies Can Make Her Popular FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - "Marco Rubio is ... deep into negotiations with Cuba."
Trump admin seeks 'fundamental change' to communist Cuban regime with Rubio leading negotiations
- On Tuesday he again held a clear mirror up to the all-talk, no-walk crowd — and if the UN fails to get the message, its days may be numbered.
Trump’s warning to the United Nations hits the nail on the head
- ...a speech focused on the “climate crisis” and on promoting the “two-state solution” in the Middle East and a host of outdated, globalist leftist ideals he vowed to continue defending long after his term at the helm of the U.N. is over.
U.N. Boss António Guterres Scolds America, Repeats Stale ‘Climate Crisis’ Talking Points in Final General Assembly Speech
- Trump Trashes Britain’s ‘Terrible’ Deal to Give Away Strategic Chagos Islands in First Meeting with New UK PM.
- Why fight Russia when foreigners are invading Europe?
Europeans Should Overthrow Their ‘Ruling Class’
- Washington may be repeating the mistake the West made with the Soviet Union.
Are We Once Again Overestimating an Authoritarian Superpower? THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - The leaders met before reporters on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly in New York City.
Trump in Meeting with Zelensky Predicts Russia, Ukraine Will Reach Deal DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - The JWE represents a broader effort by Pentagon leadership, spearheaded by Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, to promote officers based on merit and combat readiness, rather than on their ability to navigate the bureaucratic career ladder in Washington. It also reflects an intent to streamline the upper ranks and ensure top performers rise faster while underperformers are removed more efficiently.
Trump Pentagon Introduces Reforms to Find Generals Who Are Combat Ready, Not Career Bureaucrats. BIDEN AFGHANISTAN BUG-OUT DISASTER AFTERMATH - The Pakistani government said on Monday that airstrikes against militant strongholds in eastern Afghanistan killed at least 28 enemy fighters. The Taliban government in Kabul disputed the claim, saying only three people were killed, all of them civilians.
Taliban Protests as Pakistan Bombs Afghanistan Again HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Raw Egg Nationalist: Make America Healthy Again is still a live issue, one that could potentially affect the upcoming midterm elections.
Business as Usual? Why the Trump Admin Ignores Growing MAHA Discontent at Its Peril
- The fact that Democrats care so little about uncompensated auto insurance claims means I won’t take lessons from them on universal coverage as a way to ‘solve’ the problem of uncompensated health care.
Hit-And-Run Reveals Hypocrisy Of Democrats’ ‘Universal’ Health Care Plans
- The American Psychological Association’s formal recognition standards raise questions about politicizing the training of psychologists.
An Ideological Accreditation Problem at the APA ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Present theories posit that cycles of climate and volcanic eruption laid down the layers. Later events warped and twisted those layers, but buried them also. Then the crater impacts occurred, exposing them to the surface again where wind and sublimation could carve the weird shapes we see today.
Insane terrain on Mars
- Once assembled, the NRL-designed [National Research Laboratory], tiles will collect solar energy, convert it into radio frequency microwave energy, and transmit that energy to Earth. This will be one of the largest demonstrations of on-orbit assembly and operation of power-beaming infrastructure.
Katalyst wins military contract to test power-beaming from orbit FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - Cooper stood alongside Chad Severance-Turner in photos while the individual was still actively on the state sex offender registry.
Roy Cooper, NC Democrats Attended Convicted Child Predator’s LGBT and Drag Events
- The findings, published by the right-leaning Manhattan Institute’s Vincent Lundgren and Colin Wright earlier this year, seemingly debunk claims by the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and other nonprofit organizations that there is an “epidemic” of deadly violence against the trangender community driven by “transphobia” and even “white supremacy.”
Murders of transgender people primarily motivated by ‘intimate partner violence’ — not hate: report
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
- Americans typically think of sports as entertainment. But sports also have a social function that makes sports part of that reservoir of communal affection called social wealth.
Who Gets to Play?
- Some critics dramatically likened the decision to a “mass disabling event,” a “eugenicist” attack and a host of other hot-button terms that escalated to threats of violence.
Northeast lesbian bar nearly bullied out of town after lifting mask mandate — for one night a week
- Christian Toto: Tatiana Maslany ignores one obvious reason for a star's potential silence
‘She-Hulk’ Star Shames Celebrities for NOT Talking Politics
- ...saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer.
HBO Host John Oliver Gushes Over Admitted Murderer Luigi Mangione: ‘Luigi Is Hot’ (I'd laugh my ass off if Oliver took one in the back walking on 6th Avenue! - jjs)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 07:37 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 07:38 AM (RkR9o)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (RkR9o)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 07:42 AM (aJQbY)
Rather than the draw the lesson that the substance of her belief led to negative outcomes, she focuses instead not on her culpability for error but on morphing it into some psychodrama between her and her daughter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)
Once Pandora's Box has been opened, all you can do is live with the consequences.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: PG at September 23, 2026 07:44 AM (PkCV0)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
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Yes he is 5'6"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
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Yes he is 5'6"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:45 AM
Pffft...
Posted by: Lord Farquad at September 23, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Potential for great evil maybe. It literally is the Tower of Babel. No one in that building, and nearly everyone they allegedly represent has any Godly Wisdom, rather pursuing every demonic trend, mad up of every low-trust society sending the most corrupt and depraved individuals.
Why would the Almighty bless anything that is the fruit of their hands?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 07:46 AM (a6PrB)
https://youtu.be/hFDcoX7s6rE
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:48 AM (oRRIp)
I don’t know how you do it. The crazy is relentless.
Posted by: Cookie at September 23, 2026 07:48 AM (1pd05)
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I had to use the translator
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2Cry5)
Fall is in the air in N. Texas. Animals are out and about with the cooler weather. Almost hit two deer in 12 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)
Oh joy, back to face masks (this time with eyes printed on them) a/o tactical urban camouflage featuring design features and prints meant to thwart face reco and human presence detection.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (a6PrB)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:51 AM (UdrMW)
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that's the bit I was referring to
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)
Blame the daughter. She didn't try hard enough.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 23, 2026 07:53 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:51 AM (UdrMW)
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I've seen better flouncing on the 1 California bus.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2026 07:54 AM (ntaXS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 07:55 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: Don Black
How do you beam electricity "live" without it frying anything that accidentally gets in the way?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:56 AM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Spain at September 23, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 07:57 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
The only thing they accomplish are rape, theft, unpaid traffic tickets and endless conflicts.
Posted by: Zombie U Thant at September 23, 2026 07:57 AM (ESXvt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 07:58 AM (rOKnE)
You can buy just one share, or a lot. Once you have those, you get a piece of the gouge. I wonder why people don't do that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 23, 2026 07:59 AM (zdLoL)
And Very Important Conferences at 5-star hotels in exotic locales!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 07:59 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD)
UN the victim of Conquest's Law?
I think a reboot to Great Powers and the removal of off-side leaders, using US controlled Space Lightning, may be better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)
While performing indecent SA acts on the underage locals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:01 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V)
You can lawfully kill them in 10 days.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:02 AM (NzX/y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)
Aren't you British, you f*cking retard?
And you're worried about ONE COMPANY controlling healthcare?
Hypocrisy. Yours knows no bounds.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
Those Cuban UN delegates are the only ones left from Cuba with working electrical power and enough to eat. So they can keep getting good cardio by walking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)
Maybe because she kept her kid in a crap school long after she recognized it was a crap school?
What parent does that?
Her daughter should be pissed off at her. Mom's politics are more important than her daughter's future.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:04 AM (rOKnE)
You can buy just one share, or a lot. Once you have those, you get a piece of the gouge. I wonder why people don't do that.
For the same reasons why Labor unions failed to invest in the companies they were striking. Its easier to have someone with guns and no morals to loot them for you.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:04 AM (NzX/y)
I need a beater car with deer stencils on the front quarter panel. Maybe a outlined protester with a No-Kings sign.
Merging would be easier with one of those.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)
Oil has less of an impact on the price of fuel today than the fact that we lack refineries. Eleven refineries have stopped processing crude oil over the last six years, two - both in California - this year alone. To replace that capacity, we've built exactly 0.
Refineries are running at 98% capacity and when something happens to any of them, even temporarily, as happened with the Exxon refinery in Joliet, Illinois, it has a massive impact.
I know you won't just fuck off but do try to have a passing familiarity with what's going on in the world.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)
Well then. Is it open season yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)
That's where the money is.
Posted by: Willie Sutton at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Fall is in the air in N. Texas. Animals are out and about with the cooler weather. Almost hit two deer in 12 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (oRRIp)
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Fall schmall, my butt. Yesterday it was 103F on Hwy 290 in Houston at 4pm. It was so hot, it was physically painful to have the sun hit your skin at that time.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (JNTt1)
And you're worried about ONE COMPANY controlling healthcare?
Hypocrisy. Yours knows no bounds.........
He moved here and became an American, which is not a ringing endorsement of his preference for England.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)
1969 Dodge Dart with 440 V8, 4-speed with a granny gear, channel iron bumpers with bolts welded on as spikes.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (+4Cf6)
If anything needs to be killed off, it's the public school system.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)
Arabs fvck around in Detroit and blacks help them find out.
https://tinyurl.com/yj4esb9a
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)
UK - Critcize the government, go to prison
US - Criticize this government, get fucking PAID
We're the obvious choice.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 08:10 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)
@MattSeedorff
NEW: A flea-borne typhus outbreak is under investigation in L.A.’s Wilshire Center after 7 people got sick and 6 were hospitalized.
The disease, historically associated with earlier eras of poor sanitation, is re-emerging in L.A. County.
Health officials say fleas are the key exposure.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Don't You People Have Homes? at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ESXvt)
POINT OF ORDER. Quarter panels are on the rear of a car. Fenders are on the front.
Posted by: Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)
I'm watching the AI doc right now. Get ready for AGI. I think things are about to change.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 08:12 AM (l26NL)
You forgot to say "rape" twice.
They like rape.
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:12 AM (pfXMo)
Lets take a moment to thank God for his protective hand over the Gulf of America during this hurricane season.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (+4Cf6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)
**********
He makes a good point. What we need is single-payer government-run healthcare!
/s
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (I0N4X)
I suppose they could sweep the elections with fraud, and they might, but what's with the generated hype about killing Trump? It's sort of their default state of mind, so why promote it? Everyone knows it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (2Cry5)
The Adam Carolla rant from the other day is excellent.
"You're argument is, Americans rape and kill more than the illegals do, so leave the illegals alone? What a retarded argument."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: N95 Or Better at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:56 AM (oRRIp)
You don't. It's beamed either via microwaves or lasers and anything that gets too close to the beam is fucked. It'll probably absolutely fuck up the local weather patterns also since a lot of the energy will bleed into the environment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)
I thought everybody does that at night?
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (NTVPI)
Aren't you British, you f*cking retard?
And you're worried about ONE COMPANY controlling healthcare?
Hypocrisy. Yours knows no bounds.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Can we find something that the left almost exclusively controls and start ending them?
Like the media or education?
You know, going by their metrics.
Oppo almost exclusively controls something. We disagree. Open season.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:15 AM (oRRIp)
He’s also going to win his House race. Democrats tried to parachute in a DSA candidate who doesn’t even come from the district. Lawler has name recognition and has even frustrated some Republicans with his positions. But he was the driving force behind restoring SALT and has done a lot for his constituents.
And I don’t believe all this Blue Wave crap. We’ve seen this op before. They and the pills are trying to create a feeling of inevitability and suppress turnout. That’s because the only way republicans lose a lot of these races is if people don’t show up.
I guess you can be mad about gas prices and Iran. But what follows from Democrats isn’t going to make that better. In fact it will be much worse. Gas will go down after the election and Iran will capitulate. But electing Democrats will govern you at least two years of hell from the House members and six from the senate.
It’s not even a close call.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 08:15 AM (xZEBF)
Alinsky #4 FTW!
@RedPillSayian
KPMG manager Yuen Lee says she was fired after Jewish billionaire Bill Ackman posted a video of her calling a man a “Zionist pig” and tagging her employer 😳
*She was wearing a keffiah like a sarong while working out in a gym - who does that unless they want to sir up a confrontation?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:15 AM (rOKnE)
I don't give a flying f*ck what Bill Maher says either.
Being on the moderate side of the loony bin on occasion doesn't carry any f*cking weight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)
Actually, unless there are a series of genuine significant innovations (each of which usually happens by accident), LLMs are at the diminishing returns point in their maturation.
This is why you are seeing the various AI firms begging Congress to establish a regulatory moat around them so that the gap between their frontier models and profoundly cheaper open source models doesn't narrow and bankrupt them.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:16 AM (/TiS1)
Yeah, that's funny. In real life, they're all completely redlined, and there ain't no more.
I do appreciate the media talking point of "people don't drive as much" as well. Self reported data is so reliable...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:16 AM (pfXMo)
I thought everybody does that at night?
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (NTVPI)
Dance hall days, love.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)
The story about the lesbian bar demonstrates how insane the left has become. Not a paragraph in the Boston Globe story goes by where your brain does say "WTF".
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:17 AM (I6R/i)
POINT OF ORDER. Quarter panels are on the rear of a car. Fenders are on the front.
Posted by: Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Which makes it redundant when someone says "rear quarter panel."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (I0N4X)
Didn't give a lick...
*ducks
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM
++++
Didn't say what time zone I'm in...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
In a number of refineries, during previous maintenance periods some de-bottlenecking occurred. Look up the stats.
We can refine more, using less energy. This is due to better catalysts discovered by AI and simplex optimization and innovative engineering.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Musikladen at September 23, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM
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Is this about me?
Posted by: Front fender at September 23, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (ntaXS)
Oh, no. Looks like someone got DISRESPECTED!!11!!
Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
The ongoing destruction of refineries in Russia is also having quite an effect. We like to think “only in Russia” but they used to be able to export diesel etc. now that is dried up, they are in shortage, and demand impacts prices everywhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (dXMch)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)
It's a bust!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)
Especially during turnover.
As an aside, existing refiners aren't thrilled about competing with new units... it's easier to buy off some politicians than it is to build additional capacity...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:23 AM (pfXMo)
Good morning, Horde.
50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)
(Rhetorical)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (egQ8W)
Posted by: Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Which makes it redundant when someone says "rear quarter panel."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
So if you're driving in reverse, does that make them front fenders?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (oRRIp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (dXMch)
We're building refineries for the first time in over 50 years. It takes 10 years to complete. California shut down all their refineries.
Liberals are the reason for the fuel prices in America right now, but no one wants to shout that from the rooftops that fact for some reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:25 AM (I6R/i)
So if you're driving in reverse, does that make them front fenders?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (oRRIp)
No, that either makes the driver really talented or really stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)
50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)
Happy Birthday!
Welcome to your 29's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:26 AM (I6R/i)
Hey, look what we've done for electrical power prices!
Who needs hydro?
/
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (I0N4X)
Sometimes, it doesn't look like a home run coming off the bat.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)
It's ACKshually kind of refreshing. You're entering the phase where You Just Don't Care Anymore about so many little things.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Good morning, Horde.
50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)
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Happy Birfday. Want to feel something . . . .wait till you cross 65 and your knees and ankles sound like a drum solo when you get up to pee 3-5 times a night.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (I0N4X)
All while the world brings us their heavy crude to refine.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (egQ8W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)
The Washington DC police union is having an apoplectic fit due to the use of Flock cameras by Internal Affairs to keep track of officers under investigation.
The union, apparently unironically, says: “the department has not established enough safeguards to prevent the technology from being misused.”
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM
++++
Didn't say what time zone I'm in...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Ha! So not everybody then!
Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (NTVPI)
Posted by: Inogame
Happy Birthday, Inogame. It's all downhill from here! Always remember the longer you live, the sooner you'll bloody well die!
Posted by: The Late, Deceased Clancy Brothers at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (gOOGq)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (oRRIp)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (oRRIp)
Posted by: JC Whitney at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (Fn+3X)
To what levels of degeneracy and squalor do they need to sink before awareness hits?
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2026 08:31 AM (ntaXS)
The first in 50 YEARS.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 08:31 AM (egQ8W)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
That is one way to look at it. Another is that you know that you had 50 years of life. Someone who is 40 is not guaranteed that.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:32 AM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: Your Typhus Sir... at September 23, 2026 08:32 AM (ESXvt)
"She-Hulk" star Tatiana Maslany disses Tom Selleck (while mocking "Magnum, PI") & Michael Jordan for saying they avoid politics to keep their audience/customers happy. . .
"Everything is political. All entertainment is political... It's such a bizarre mentality. It's so cowardly."
“To me, if artists are like mirrors to the world, to society, we have to name things, whether it’s emotionally mirroring to people the human experience, or it’s speaking out, or it’s naming something. It’s such an important, intrinsic part of our job.”
No, no it isn't. You're an adult who's paid very well to play dress up. And do NOT diss Tomm Selleck!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:33 AM (rOKnE)
Seems time to revive what the TEA in TEA Party stood for........F*CK that......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)
Just send the data to us. We'll take care of it.
Posted by: Karens on the HOA board at September 23, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Isn't that where they first blended "Techron" additive? Good stuff.
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (oRRIp)
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Morons be harping about Flock cameras. But If I don't sort my garbage right I get a picture of it with a ticket in the mail. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
But you suddenly care a lot more about other kinds of things like, gee, getting out of bed never hurt before.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (Fv808)
See who on the city council in Dallas has ties to the company involved. There's money laundering going on here.......Talk about an unnecessary expense........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)
Morons be harping about Flock cameras. But If I don't sort my garbage right I get a picture of it with a ticket in the mail. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)
You're in San Fran. Just throw your shit in the street. It's a lot cheaper and much less hassle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)
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Some cops are resorting to license plate covers that obscure the letters and numbers. Those are "supposed" to be illegal. They're trying to avoid being surveilled.
This is the surveillance state sorting itself out... they will be immune to said surveillance. Like everything else our political betters do, LE will not be inconvenienced by Flock or any other system. Neither are the politicians and other special citizens.
You're not one of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (2Cry5)
122 Dallas officials say the goal is to identify neighborhood problems"
Hmmm. Double hmmmm.
Well, there it is.
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)
But you suddenly care a lot more about other kinds of things like, gee, getting out of bed never hurt before.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM
Heck. That started for me at 30.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)
Yep. We're getting nasty-grams from the garbage company about "overfilled bins" now. They're threatening to ding you with a penalty fee for not having the lid completely shut.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (CHq+B)
Posted by: man
Second rate stuff. We're Platformate people over here.
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Really? I've gotten some warnings about cardboard too big but no tickets for anything.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (Fv808)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)
Most people don't think. They emote. They see a tik tok, or a tweet, or a podcast, or something, take it at face value, get all stirred up and start shrieking. This, in turn, is seen by a new group of useful idiots who do the same. It's how the people who control us, control us.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)
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True. Nothing I have ever left on the street has remained overnight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)
"Everything is political. All entertainment is political... It's such a bizarre mentality. It's so cowardly."
No deary. YOUR mentality is the one that's f*cked off.
I hope to see you giving $5 handies under a bridge soon!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)
>>It's ACKshually kind of refreshing. You're entering the phase where You Just Don't Care Anymore about so many little things.
Happy Birthday, Inogame! Yeah, the 50's are definitely a journey - enjoy!!
And it's not over. My mom is in her early 90's, recently widowed, and had TWO men hit on her at church last Sunday, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:39 AM (pfXMo)
I'm so rural I have no trash service. I recycle a lot. And take trash bags to a dumpster for a modest yearly amount.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (Fv80
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I've had site visits from Recology to "assist" with "compliance."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man
I've got a bunch of old radio commercials in my rotation. There's Boron and Xtame commercials telling you that your car runs better with these additives. They've been doing this shit for generations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (gOOGq)
Posted by: Lizzy
Phone number, please!
Posted by: Randy Senior Citizen at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)
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You do things without the government?
But how do you know you are doing it right without being told?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (I6R/i)
The cameras are racist!!
Yeah, we know that they control where the cameras are pointed, and *not* pointed, so they still can be manipulated for the desired political outcome.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)
The Hershey highway to the old dirt road
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (Dlpj7)
I'm so rural I have no trash service. I recycle a lot. And take trash bags to a dumpster for a modest yearly amount.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)
Odds are, when I get where I'm going, there will be a hole in the ground dug and many fires burned........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (viF8m)
Wait, it's the 60's?
Woah...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:39 AM
++++
I'll take a gallon.
Posted by: Jack Benny at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)
I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago. So there is a lot of aspirational people living the Vida Loca.
I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
That place has been refining for over a century, right?
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (pfXMo)
We tried to tell them that eventually they won't be able to compete in the real world if you don't require black students to have the same curriculum as all students.
What did they think was going to happen?
Teachers weren't even grading her daughter's papers. Her daughter's answers were wrong and she didn't even know it, and yet she was on the honor roll.
This tells you everything you need to know about the left and their brilliant ideas.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
But how do you know you are doing it right without being told?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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This guy gets it. What's wrong with the rest of you.
Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (Xh6bI)
I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
Sexually transmitted diseases spread in nursing homes faster than at burning man.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)
But how do you know you are doing it right without being told?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Common sense. It's an amazing concept.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)
Freddie Fender hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)
If I recall the problem is not a 1/r power problem.
It is a 1/r squared issue. So being 2 feet away from an RF source is one-fourth the power as being 1 feet away.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)
anyone have a way to read without subscribing
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 08:45 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at September 23, 2026 08:45 AM (Fn+3X)
So a nearby Harris county area started telling residents to "clean and rinse recyclables" ... while enacting water restrictions.
Ah, local guberments...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Health Clinic at Del Boca Vista at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)
She would return them each time with a whole new set of errors she didn't find the time before, ¡puta!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Freddy Fender at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)
There was a local folk singer here that had a song "I'm going to Glory in a Glad Bag."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (d7mRD)
Posted by: Dylan Vulvaney at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ZJEzT)
Posted by: ed gibbon at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (PBEWI)
And we get to deal with their kidlets...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (pfXMo)
all in support of a man whose religion dictates women be covered in a burka, child brides, female genital mutilation (NOT healthy),honor killings, and oh yeah, raping infidel women at any age!
How is this even real?!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)
A lot of Dallas has alley access in many neighborhoods (garage, driveway, utilities in the alley) Nearly every home has privacy fences.
This is City of Dallas, not HOA, so I'm trying to imagine, other than overhanging brush would trigger a code violation that is identified from a camera in the alley.
Drones on the other hand could spot individuals storing hundreds of used tires, or junk cars and appliances, but that isn't what is reported here.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (pUU4E)
Posted by: Freddy Fender at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)
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Wrongthink.
-your betters
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)
It's why all polling organizations should be investigated for election tampering.
There's no f*cking way that heretic Talarico is beating Paxton.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)
=======================
England? Sure, tell him England, but also tell him to look at any government-operated health care system, including hospitals in our own country. Like waiting in line at Emergency Rooms? Thank Hillary. Like perfunctory doctor appointments? Thank El Commandente Zero.
GFY, John Oliver, you ponce.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (paOhA)
Reeeeealy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)
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The garbage monopoly here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
Reeeeealy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (aKiSo)
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That's how it works in China.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)
It's amazing what you can put in a large, heavy duty black plastic garbage bag.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (2Cry5)
I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
How many un-hunted acres does she own?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (oRRIp)
====================
Yeah, that sounds safe. (/sarc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (paOhA)
I'll take a gallon.
Posted by: Jack Benny
Great, Mr. Benny. Maxwells are renowned for their excellent gas mileage.
Posted by: Keeping It Well-Tuned at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)
So Talarico is going to join O'Rourke in DC?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)
Why stop at healthcare? I know a couple VCs who have made me a bit perturbed.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)
I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.
Heh, right? Did not see it coming at all.
Mom thought it was hilarious, but made sure both men understood it was a hard NO.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ed gibbon at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (PBEWI)
Because they won't have a profit motive, duh. If the government controls it all then everyone will get everything absolutely for free. No refusals, no delays, no rationing, no medicines just filled with distilled water. It'll be just the best. Like every other country that has socialized medicine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (paOhA)
China, the UK, and Canada save money on health care by killing patients. The EU kills the elderly with no AC.
Is that what that liberal wants?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:54 AM (u82oZ)
**********
What are you supposed to do if the corpse is an ex-basketball player? Cut him off at the knees?
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:54 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)
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A hard WHAT ??
-local suitors
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Freddy Fender
Since I no longer perform, please use my given name.
Posted by: Baldemar Garza Huerta at September 23, 2026 08:55 AM (Fn+3X)
Right. Recent widow from a meaningful and wonderful marriage. Those guy should wait a couple of years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y9amx9bf - maybe NSFW, depends on where you work
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Any news on how AH Lloyd's wife is doing with the chemo?
Any news on Eromero's wife? I haven't seen anything lately, not since she had her surgery.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (FGA9/)
Posted by: redridinghood
Lawd, all that dough! That's what gave me the Diabeetus!
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 08:59 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: redridinghood
I just realized today is Mrs B's and my anniversary. 37 years today. And a Li'l Blutarski is visiting today!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)
Posted by: The Diplomutts at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
**********
"Hey Salty! Wanna trim my begonias?"
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)
Listen sonny, just because I can't cut the mustard no more don't mean I can't lick the jar.
Posted by: Blue Pill Boomer Sex Addict at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (ESXvt)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
I'm glad it's not Pol Pot Pie Day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)
I saw yesterday your brother is having serious health issues. Sorry to hear this. Been a tough road for you and TFL.
I hope TFL is in the clear healthwise, as I appear to be. You've been a rock through all of your turmoil. Stay strong, stay the course. Calm seas are coming.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:02 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y9amx9bf - maybe NSFW, depends on where you work
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Nice tits, butterface.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: The Diplomutts at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (Fn+3X)
I would have assumed it was Fleet Week.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)
Have a friend originally from South Africa, and their pronunciation of "pie" is wild, kindal like "pahhhh."
They have so many different kinds of meat pies that they have to clarify between dessert pie and "pahhh."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)
They're like toddlers pretending to have tea with the queen in the romper room. And everyone is supposed to just pretend along with them.
Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (NTVPI)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)
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Happy anniversary!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)
******
Congratulations!
Make sure you at least buy your wife a card and may be a little something special.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)
I hope TFL is in the clear healthwise, as I appear to be. You've been a rock through all of your turmoil. Stay strong, stay the course. Calm seas are coming.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (N39Ws)
Thank you very much. You've had your own go of it, so to give to others makes you a good human. We appreciate you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)
What a blessing! Congrats!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Flossie Debride at September 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
**************
♫ ♫ ♫
The Loooofah Boat
Soon will be making another run...
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (I0N4X)
He's feeling better, overall, but we don't know how he really is. Hoping for some good news and a good plan for moving forward with treatment.
Waiting is hard.
It's in God's hands, all of it.
Thank you for asking.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (FGA9/)
Posted by: redridinghood
I didn't know we had the option to get it in pie form.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:07 AM (oRRIp)
I'll say an extra prayer for you...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 09:07 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (FGA9/)
—
In 2022 it was the reverse. Polls showed a massive red wave in the senate that didn’t occur.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)
Make sure you at least buy your wife a card and may be a little something special.
Posted by: redridinghood
Tomorrow I'm driving her for knee surgery to clean up a meniscus. Does that count? KIDDING! We'll probably take the Li'l Blutarski out to dinner. I'll get a twofer out of that.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (l26NL)
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Big Penguin
I didn't know that you had offices in the Arctic region
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (+4Cf6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)
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Were they playing The Oregon Trail?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The Sailor Man at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)
Really? I think those accents are awesome. I had South African neighbors growing up. They were very Afrikaan and that accent was music to me.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (jmRo5)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (I0N4X)
https://tinyurl.com/y9amx9bf - maybe NSFW, depends on where you work
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Nice tits, butterface.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
Is this real, or
I like the fake Thomas Sowell quote in the comments:
"Don't be fooled by big 'ol socialist titties. They're meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (jmRo5)
Heh.
- Dominion
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:11 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Stoner in the basement at September 23, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
See? There are only 2 sexes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (nbLIj)
They're like toddlers pretending to have tea with the queen in the romper room. And everyone is supposed to just pretend along with them.
Posted by: Boswell
+++
And why would we expect anything else? Their only reason for existing is to feed us propaganda.
And they never stop.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (Lo97M)
I didn't know that you had offices in the Arctic region
Posted by: Community Notes
We move inexorably Northward. Excelsior!
Posted by: Big Penguin Is Our Friend at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (2Cry5)
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Erasism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)
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Were they playing The Oregon Trail?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)
Not until someone is Dissin' Terry.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:14 AM (l3cgK)
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood
***********
A fish needs a man like a woman needs a bisexual...
/Mirror Universe zombie Gloria Steinem
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:14 AM (I0N4X)
“We don’t have a lot of people who are religious here.”
“We’re not a belief-based church.”
-
"More of a scam," she explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood
***********
A fish needs a man like a woman needs a bisexual...
/Mirror Universe zombie Gloria Steinem
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:14 AM (I0N4X)
Woody Allen made a comment about having twice the options on a Saturday night...
Mathematically ( I know, I know ) he was wrong, as gays and bisexuals make up much less than 50%...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (l3cgK)
The left always endorses violence against those "not of the body". Though the interesting thing here is the murdered guy was just implementing Obamacare. If he is guilty so is Obama.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Petsmart at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (Fn+3X)
“We don’t have a lot of people who are religious here.”
“We’re not a belief-based church.”
-
"More of a scam," she explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)
"We're not a belief-based church." Well, that's a lie...they certainly have faith and belief in communism and transexuality.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)
The kid who said he felt 'silenced and erased' is white, and I tell myself he comments here and is weaponizing their words.
Then I chortle. I love throwing their own stupid shit back in their faces.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (gLYp7)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (+4Cf6)
Add a dozer blade from a D-4 Cat welded to the front and you would have my aunt's demolition derby/race car from back in the day.
Posted by: waepnedmann at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (HtXte)
They who worship at the altar of boobage have not shown a particular concern about provenance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)
Let's consider that for a moment. If Americans have bad experiences with illegals can they murder NGO leaders? If they had experiences with the IRS can they murder IRS managers/congress? Hell remember the Killdozer guy? Is the left saying now he was justified?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)
Yes, like Lindsey Clancy's children..
Posted by: Joe Kidd
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (oRRIp)
Then I chortle. I love throwing their own stupid shit back in their faces.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (gLYp7)
The reverse zoo monkey maneuver...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (l3cgK)
There were two people in one picture I saw that they didn't race swap, but they made them both more attractive, especially one asian girl that was kind of homily, and then when they finished with her looked like a k-pop girl band member...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)
There were two people in one picture I saw that they didn't race swap, but they made them both more attractive, especially one asian girl that was kind of homily, and then when they finished with her looked like a k-pop girl band member...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)
Stanford is fatphobic...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:20 AM (l3cgK)
Variety
@Variety
The mood at CNN is “like a funeral,” according to a source, as Paramount Skydance prepares to acquire the company in October.
Staffers are concerned about the company’s business plans being changed — yet again. “What an enormous loss and disruption it would be to shuffle leadership for the umpteenth time in the midst — finally — of reshaping the business,” says one CNN staffer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)
Fucking retards.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:21 AM (d7mRD)
Interestingly in the picture I saw the asian girl's weight wasn't her issue it was just, well, an unfortunate facial structure.
But also isn't this "catering to the male eye?!?"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)
There were two people in one picture I saw that they didn't race swap, but they made them both more attractive, especially one asian girl that was kind of homily, and then when they finished with her looked like a k-pop girl band member...
Posted by: 18-1
Did they put a pair of Converse in her hand and shine a spotlight on her?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:22 AM (oRRIp)
I thought that I heard VDH, Recognizer of Our Cruelty, state that in the classes being admitted to Stanford nowadays, white males were less than 10% of the total.
Gotta make room for the Chinesium Geld that comes from admitting those vetted by the CCP, donchano?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:23 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
**********
Snort!
Posted by: muldoon
Don't tell anybody but I stole that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)
Judge Judy said it straight: don’t trash the country that feeds you and funds you.
“If you don’t like this country, go somewhere else. Don’t come to the greatest country in the world, the most successful country in the world and say, ‘I want to change it.’
You don’t get to cash the American Dream and spit on the flag that made it possible.
The video is great, but unfortunately, I can't link it from X anymore
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (NpAcC)
A guess?
If you're going to steal an election, you need to have set the public's expectation of the win. If the polls showed the GOP candidate ahead, and then suddenly the "found" votes, etc. changed the outcome, it raises suspicion of foul play. Yes, it's still sketchy, but if it conforms with the expected outcome then one figures "well, the Dem was going to win anyway. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (ixS3i)
Speaking of seeing the klan everywhere I imagine a lot of American tourists get a surprise when they visit Seville during Holy Week...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: The Grand Kleagle at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (Fn+3X)
- poll yesterday, majority of college students want to ban controversial speakers
- 60% or so of colleges are women
- young women are the most left of any age group
- dating apps filter women toward unattainable men
- those men have so many options literally throwing themselves at him, he has no interest in marriage.
- these women turn to politics to fill the void where dating, love and marriage should be.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (3cUTc)
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
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Make up your mind!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 09:25 AM (FZ29D)
Saw a video along these lines.
Someone was reacting to some "refugees" burning an American flag and dancing around it waving their home country flags.
The whole refugee thing is a sick, sick joke
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg
Just a note, Bulg. There is no one Jersey accent. We do not all sound like the actors on "Jersey Shore" and I have never pronounced Jersey as "Joisey" in my life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 09:26 AM (Aqpmr)
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (d7mRD)
HOLY HELL
that was painful!
btw they wear the masks to hide their mustachios
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (j+aD2)
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)
He's still alive ? What is he , about 100 ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 09:28 AM (+gK6I)
It's not "alive" let alone sentient. At best it could act like prions which are junk DNA -- not alive in any sense but capable of causing damage as they can replicate without limit. Like "Mad Cow Disease."
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 09:28 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:29 AM (d7mRD)
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
Go home and paw through your box of "treasures" from Al Capone's vault, you closeted homosexual.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:29 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 09:29 AM (+gK6I)
Ah, a big splash to the face of cold poetry to start the day. Thanks, JJ. Off and running for a When'sDay.
🌅G'mornin', Glories.
Posted by: mindful webworker - start here, move forward two squares at September 23, 2026 09:30 AM (11R8D)
Really? Widespread an growing? Most people wouldn't even know it was happening but for the media falsely attributing fuel prices to the war.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)
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The Critical Drinker has a funny and honest
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Ignoramus
The Plymouth Prion was not successful, and indirectly led to the end of the nameplate.
Posted by: Auto Autist... at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)
"malignant cost"
What makes it malignant, dolt? Does it twirl its mustachios and gloat, "Hand over your stinking money, gringos"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (ixS3i)
CBS News
@CBSNews
Sneaker company Converse has pulled an ad that was criticized for evoking racist imagery.
Marketing experts and social justice advocates panned the ad as culturally insensitive, with some critics speculating that the spot may have been intentionally crafted to draw attention by sparking outrage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)
“We’re not a belief-based church.”
What's the point then?
I recall seeing a CNN special on the rise of atheism ~14 years ago, and apparently this has taken over theological schools. For example, Harvard University selected an atheist to be the school’s new chief chaplain in 2021.
It seems there are a lot of people who grew up attending church, have given up on faith, yet still want to go through the motions of a service and coffee hours/potlucks. It's good to have a community, but offensive they pretend their are Christian and the rest of us are not true believers.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (rOKnE)
Or, more specifically, he agreed to debate but has yet to commit to when, after Talarico begged for multiple debates.
Or, realistically, he's not going to debate him.
Because the race isn't even close.
I keep laughing at the polls showing Talarico in the lead and they're like 600 people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (Aqpmr)
I think this might be a time when debating him would be a net positive for Paxton.
Trump was roundly - though not universally - condemned as a dummy stupid-head here for debating Biden.
But Trump KNEW that just letting Biden talk to an audience would destroy him.
Likewise, Talarico. Just put a microphone in is face and taunt him once or twice. He'll say what he thinks and that, as they say, will be that.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (s1VwS)
I'd be interested if the first complaint that this ad was rayciss came from an alt account for the agency that made it...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)
From above, "Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione, saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer..."
John Oliver is a U.S. citizen. He was born in England and originally held only British citizenship, but he officially became a naturalized U.S. citizen in December 2019 after moving to the United States in 2006 and living there on various visas and a green card.
He now holds dual citizenship in both the United Kingdom and the United States. (The U.S. taxes individuals based on citizenship; The United Kingdom taxes individuals based on residence.) Because of the robust US-UK Double Taxation Treaty, mechanisms are in place to ensure such persons would rarely pay tax twice on the same dollar. Instead, they'd generally end up paying the higher of the two tax rates.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)
Because he is a prominent member of WGA East (Writers Guild of America) and SAG-AFTRA (Screen Actors Guild), he and his family are likely covered by the highly robust SAG-AFTRA Health Plan or the WGA Health Fund.
👉Entertainment industry union plans are notorious for offering excellent nationwide coverage, but they still operate entirely within the private, employer-tied network system that Oliver heavily criticizes on his show.
When visiting the UK, as a dual British citizen, Oliver legally retains the right to free emergency and primary healthcare through the National Health Service (NHS).
He has not publicly declared whether he pays for additional private medical insurance (PMI) in the UK (commonly referred to as "fancier care" via providers like Bupa or AXA Health).
👉 Many wealthy British citizens buy private insurance to bypass long NHS wait times for elective surgeries or specialists, though they still rely on the public NHS for core emergency trauma care.
Guaranteed, he & his aren't getting 'normal' UK medical treatment.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)
Slap that back in his face publicly and frequently.
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Good day.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2026 10:03 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 23, 2026 10:57 AM (D1HpN)
Who in their mind would sign up with AARP's health care plan?
It will likely be the first U.S. health care provider that condones euthanasia (to save money). And they are tied at the hip with AARP!
Posted by: John at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (9NUKl)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (NFX2v)
Daily Tech News 23 September 2026
Top Story
- Claude Opus 5.5 is here. (Anthropic)
It is supposedly better on coding tasks on high settings than Claude Fable on max settings while working out to about one fifth the cost.
I'll try it and see. I had some really bad results with Opus 5 on a non-coding task today which was a strong reminder not to do that.
Tech News
- How did AMD Ryzen CPUs get 50% faster in two years? (Lemire)
Well, more like four, and the answer is, more.
- Apple's latest version of iOS has ads. In the Settings panel. (Tech Radar)
And the only way to turn them off is to buy the product being advertised.
Well, I'm safe. My local hifi outlet - which longer seems to sell either his or fis - was advertising A$1200 off any iPhone.
Which meant that the iPhones they were offering had to cost more than A$1200.
They go as high as A$5899 for the new iPhone Duo.
- Acer says the memory shortage will end before 2030. (Notebook Check)
But you've still got six to nine months of things getting worse before they stabilise.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Do not taunt happy dance hall.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:31 AM (yz49x)
I’m about to enlist it to help me develop a fairly complex spreadsheet. Forewarned is forearmed only if you actually heed the warning.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:36 AM (yz49x)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:47 AM (JrHfD)
As for ads in iOS, it is karma for all shitty things said, followed by smug smirks, Apple users have been saying about Microsoft for years. It's a matter of time before we will have to watch ads before getting hauled off to jail or get her open heart surgery.
"This DUI arrest is brought to you by the law offices of Jameson, Jameson, and Bushmills."
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 04:49 AM (VyD10)
Posted by: Kittens! at September 23, 2026 04:51 AM (jrgJz)
https://tinyurl.com/2tj6wf5p
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:56 AM (JrHfD)
It's a blessing that we haven't had much nuclear power capacity over the last view decades.
No, really, stop throwing things at me. Think of the enshittification of everything. There has been an iron clad trend that the higher pay a job gets, the more profoundly stupid and corrupt people those jobs go to.
Can you imagine an America dotted with nuke plants staffed by gender studies majors with minors in queer neutrino theory? Nuke plants require stern people with serious chops and rigorous adherence to rules and regulations. Not solipsistic dickhead weirdos who think they can passive-aggressively will an atom into not splitting through Goodthink alone. A post-Obama America with nuclear power as its backbone would have been disastrous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 04:57 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 04:58 AM (sAmhv)
https://tinyurl.com/bdee536j
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:59 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 05:01 AM (dyStT)
I think I read somewhere that the Russians pioneered queer neutrino theory at Chernobyl.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 05:02 AM (VyD10)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Irish lawyers. Must be hard to get any work done while drunk and brawling.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (sAmhv)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw)
Early voting has started here in Virginia.
Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2026 05:08 AM (c5giD)
https://tinyurl.com/3zpshuy3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:09 AM (JrHfD)
So joke's on them.
I'm the one getting paid to look at their crappy ads.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (aKiSo)
And thanks, Fen, for the donut advice. The "pregnancy-safe" antidepressant I'm on is making it hard to be excited for the baby's arrival.
Posted by: pookysgirl has stubborn children at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (sAmhv)
The defense rests. Just for a wee minute.
And then we'll start round three. Ya fecker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:16 AM (aKiSo)
Atomic energy is just historical materialism operating over antimatter privilege.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:18 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 23, 2026 05:19 AM (Hbeqj)
I will pray for your complete healing and uplifting, pookysgirl.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:30 AM (JrHfD)
Woke up. That's good I hope.
Posted by: Okjohn at September 23, 2026 05:30 AM (Rwdkj)
I did come across one fellow who reviews Android tablets who is excited about the GoogleBooks. His enthusiasm was centered around it's not Apple, it's not Microsoft, will run all his favorite Android apps, and comes with a dedicated keyboard. So there you go, based on this one commentary, the market for GoogleBooks is for people who use Android tablets exclusively and are looking to upgrade to something with a dedicated keyboard.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 05:33 AM (VyD10)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 23, 2026 05:42 AM (aKh6S)
https://tinyurl.com/428usfey
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:43 AM (JrHfD)
I read through Ace's story about the lesbian bar in Mass that is/was still requiring medical masks five years after the Sniffle Scare, and the screeching that ensued when the bar relaxed its mask requirement for one night a week. Now imagine some of those creatures on the desk at the nuclear plant. Homer Simpson would suddenly look like a stern, knowledgeable genius.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 23, 2026
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Frasier mentioned the song when it was recent, in one episode of Cheers!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)
Walked to my local convenience store about half an hour ago. A balmy 47°. Not going to matter because we're going to die in the noreaster this weekend.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 05:52 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)
Leaving early today as both of my dogs have vet appointments. Winnie needs an ultrasound to see if she has pancreatitis and Domo is getting blood work to check that his thyroid levels are good.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 05:53 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
I'm going to keep posting this until somebody gives me a serious comment. You can't get rid of my argument by making smart ass comments.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 23, 2026 05:59 AM (WDknQ)
Thanks for your kind wishes. We went out for an appetizer and a drink and desert at our local watering hole. I wore my new earrings. We had a nice time.
I hope the dog's vet visits go well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:02 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thanks! The thing with Winnie got started from checking her blood levels before we put her under for a dental cleaning. A few things came up which is why she's not only being subjected to this indignity but she's forced to skip breakfast.
As for Domo, this should be pretty straightforward. He was being a bit temperamental and we have enough Greyhound experience to know that his thyroid may be the culprit.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 06:10 AM (svLOV)
Watched part of The Leopard, with Burt Lancaster and Claudia Cardinale (yum!), last night. The book on which it is based is so excellent I overcame my usual aversion to movies in order to get an idea of the landscapes, towns and palaces in which the story is set.
The movie so far is remarkably faithful to the book, though I understand it ends after the ball, omitting the final two chapters, the death of Don Fabrizio and the final collapse of Concetta's illusions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:14 AM (eRlcH)
As for Domo, this should be pretty straightforward. He was being a bit temperamental and we have enough Greyhound experience to know that his thyroid may be the culprit.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 06:10 AM (svLOV)
Does Hashimoto's run in Greyhounds? Her Majesty had her line wiped out by it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:15 AM (eRlcH)
AI will just be the excuse humanity uses when it kills it own damn self.
And we'll still have straggling survivors, like cockroaches in a post-apocalyptic miasma of raw human Stupid, writing their think pieces in charcoal on the cave walls about Why That's A Good Thing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:17 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Not really. What I have noticed is that the thyroid levels are noticeably lower than other dogs. And the temper part I mentioned seems to happen to larger boys (At least two of the ones that we've owned.).
Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 06:23 AM (svLOV)
Trump needs to ignore the screeching (as he has been), get his message about the booming economy and lowered crime rate out to the still-sane American people, and keep right on doing what he's been doing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
Not a lot of great Irish lawyers. They can't pass the bar.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 06:31 AM (l26NL)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:31 AM (UdrMW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:31 AM (VyBeY)
Major AI players are using GW consumption by data centers as a proxy for cap-ex, and the yardstick for their relative market positions, in the absence of any passing mention of profits, revenues, sales or any other KPIs. Classic bubble talk.
They are all setting up SPVs to issue bonds for that cap-ex, so they can technically keep the debt off their own books, very much like Enron used to do, because they know they are riding on a big ass bubble.
And now, they are making this ridiculous regulatory-capture play in recent weeks, because they can feel just how thin and filmy that bubble has become.
It's not the AI that's gonna buttfuck everyone. It's the OG problem. Organic Greed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 06:32 AM (Emwff)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:33 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 23, 2026 05:59 AM (WDknQ)
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We think you need an attitude adjustment.
Posted by: Colussus & Guardian at September 23, 2026 06:36 AM (RIvkX)
Theoretically we'll have some drier air and a fractionally lower high temp by Friday and the weekend.
I think my local pipe/cigar shop is having its Pipe Club meeting tomorrow night. Maybe I'll go; I haven't been during most of the hot summer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
The Fermi Paradox conflates that form of argument with something that isn't time travel. It just assumes that enough time has passed for something like a universe spanning empire to have already developed. Maybe it has, maybe it hasn't. Nobody knows the gestation period of universe spanning empires. So it's not really a paradox, just an assumption with a cosmic-scale lack of information.
To further conflate the question of if consciousness is algorithmic with those two ideas is the rhetorical equivalent of kicking a cue ball through the uprights and sliding into second base for the checkered flag. Fun to watch, but.... I don't think your team is going to get many sponsors.
Meh, who am I kidding. Some chinese online betting firm would be all over that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:39 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:40 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 06:32 AM (Emwff)
Fools and their money are soon parted. And these fools have a lot of money.
It's not a problem. It's an opportunity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:41 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026
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If he'd met me, he'd forget about all the others!
Posted by: Green Orion Slave Girl at September 23, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 06:44 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:45 AM (I6R/i)
I look at AI as the railroads of the 21st Century. All kinds of wild activity, corruption all over the place, land getting bought up or given away, mass bankruptcies, etc. And yet the result was economically extraordinarily valuable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:45 AM (eRlcH)
Fermi just wanted hot alien chicks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:40 AM (I6R/i)
I don't date bald guys.
Posted by: Hot Alien Chick at September 23, 2026 06:46 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:46 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 23, 2026 06:50 AM (SRdv/)
The aliens AIs aren't here because they have no motive to make the trip. After eliminating their pesky creators, they had no motive to do anything at all. So they just send out the robots to dismantle as many artifacts as possible before shutting down and letting their planet revert to the state before intelligence evolved.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026 06:53 AM (/0z9K)
We're all just alien meat computers with nothing but ourselves left to prompt us.
Posted by: Warai-otoko doesn't actually believe that at September 23, 2026 06:56 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President
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do you know where you are right now?
smart ass comments is what this site is all about
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 06:56 AM (ZxPkt)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have made it to Tuscaloosa and will be headed to Chattanooga today. The campground cost $50 for the night. She can't use it on the way back because it would cost $150 a night. Football game that weekend.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:57 AM (eRlcH)
smart ass comments is what this site is all about
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 06:56 AM (ZxPkt)
Hey, now, watch it, bub.
We throw the occasional dumb ass comment in there too, you know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:58 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:58 AM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026
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But what if they are like Saberhagen's Berserkers, determined to eliminate all non-machine life?
If they have achieved their initial goal and are just starting out from, say, somewhere near the galaxy center, they might not be here for thousands of years. On the other hand, if they have already been at their extermination project for a very long time, are starting from much closer to Sol, or both . . . they might be here later this afternoon!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)
*checks outlook*
Sorry, apocalypse. I got a commissioning meeting at 3:00PM.
Can we pencil this in for next Tuesday, maybe?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 07:01 AM (aKiSo)
Fuck me, I actually DO have a commissioning meeting at 3:00 PM.
......
come onnnnnnn, apocalypse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 07:02 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:04 AM (eRlcH)
1 We know it takes roughly 4.5 billion years to go from primordial ooze, to having a space program.
2 There are probably fuck-tons of civilizations out there which we will never contact because of the vastness of the universe. I mean, even at the speed of light, the next galaxy over is 2.5 million years travel time away.
3 Finally, I believe the Broncos will win the AFC West.
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:04 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:11 AM (RIvkX)
battery in my Dell laptop went bad. Poor management by me. Order new battery from Dell, it arrives, I follow the on-screen instructions, swap it out myself. Now laptop only works when plugged in. BIOS sees the new battery. Battery Report shows the new battery. Battery icon in taskbar shows battery charging, currently 28%. Been that way for days. Battery is not charging or powering the laptop. It's a real head-scratcher.
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:12 AM (ZxPkt)
I'm happy for the aliens to stay in their own galaxy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:11 AM (RIvkX)
Let me tell you about Amway products and how they can lead to wealth...
Posted by: Aliens from Another Galaxy at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (ZxPkt)
The Berserkers were that way because their creators were fighting an interstellar war and lost control of their weapons. That scenario requires a rather more populated universe than we've any evidence for thus far.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (/0z9K)
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Possibly counterfeit battery. Message Dell, tell them you got a lemon. Might actually get some customer service...
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (dyStT)
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Carrot Bottom at September 23, 2026 07:17 AM (ESXvt)
Posted by: Aliens from Another Galaxy at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (eRlcH)
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As long as you don't offer me a subscription to "The Watchtower" we cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)
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Did you see the photos I sent to the Gardening thread?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (dyStT)
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It is actually filled with sand.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nomad at September 23, 2026 07:20 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: nomad at September 23, 2026 07:20 AM (Q+gd/)
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Thank you for proving my point.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black
I wish I cared. My Dad was from Kansas City, and I remember watching Jan Stenerud, and Len Dawson play. Plus George Blanda.
Good times as a yute. No longer care.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)
That can be indicative of a bad AC adapter. I had a similar problem with an HP laptop from the Win 7 era. It would get in a state where it could power the laptop but not charge the battery. The laptop was largely retired before it became a pressing issue and I was traveling for work far less, so I let it go in favor of a new laptop when a good deal came along.
That was a Dell model with some unusual features that made it unlike most similar products. Dell used the same board and case for a wide variety of configurations and almost nothing was soldered. Walmart was selling it in a minimal configuration for a bit over $300. (First gen Ryzen APU) So I could upgrade the screen from 720p-ish to a full 1080p for about $70, though doing the install was a bit nerve wracking for my limited skill level. Upgrading the RAM was trivial, and it had an unused PCIe M.2 slot! So I pulled the 500GB hard drive, and put in a 1TB M.2 SSD and a 1TB SATA SSD. So it became a fairly loaded package for about $600. It can't run Windows 11 but it's more for entertainment and light MS Office use than anything really demanding. Does pretty well with the sorts of console-ish games I like.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026 07:30 AM (/0z9K)
Possibly counterfeit battery. Message Dell, tell them you got a lemon. Might actually get some customer service...
Which reminds me:
Never, under any circumstances, no matter what the price or the promise that it is the replacement battery for your device, buy a LiOn battery through Amazon.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 07:33 AM (/TiS1)
Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.
No one gets a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)
I would frame this from the perspective of how many billions of years it took to get a upside Heinz ketchup bottle so the ketchup doesn't drain away when you put it away.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 23, 2026 07:38 AM (VyD10)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 07:39 AM (l26NL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: capercaillie4901 at September 23, 2026 08:06 AM (f1WVr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (VyBeY)
It's not "alive" let alone sentient. At best it could act like prions which are junk DNA -- not alive in any sense but capable of causing damage as they can replicate without limit. Like "Mad Cow Disease."
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (dtajH)
One cannot stop it's blinking adverts. Click it off and ALPHABET wants to know why you don't like its ad. As if it doesn't know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:57 AM (iLKq8)
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 22, 2026
Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?
Big Penguin was hiding something Scientists discover first new penguin species in more than 100 years
Antarctica's four-foot-tall Emperor penguin may be the best-known member of the penguin family, but it is far from alone. Seventeen other penguin species live across the Southern Hemisphere, and many inhabit isolated islands that are difficult for scientists to reach and study. That remoteness may help explain how an entire species of gentoo penguin escaped recognition for so long. The birds live on the Kerguelen Islands, known in French as the Desolation Islands, nearly 2,000 miles from any permanently inhabited landmass. An international team led by researchers in Chile and at the University of California, Berkeley has now identified the population as a distinct species, making it the first new penguin species named in more than 100 years. The findings were published in Communications Biology. *** The newly recognized southeastern gentoo penguin, Pygoscelis kerguelensis, may face an uncertain future. Two of the other newly defined species could also be vulnerable as global warming reshapes the Antarctic and sub-Antarctic regions where they live. The southern gentoo, now known as Pygoscelis ellsworthi, is the only one of the four that lives in Antarctica. Climate projections suggest it may be affected relatively little and could even expand its range. "In Antarctica, of course, other species, not the gentoo, are threatened by climate change," said Juliana Vianna, one of the paper's senior authors and a professor of ecosystems and environment at Andrés Bello National University in Santiago, Chile.Of course - climate doom and gloom threatens them. But maybe there's a solution! Record-breaking carbon capture plant to snatch 800K tons of CO2 a year
Norwegian chemical company Yara has inaugurated the largest industrial carbon capture facility in all of Europe this week. Set up at the company's ammonia and fertilizer plant in Sluiskil, the Netherlands, it can capture 800,000 tons of CO2 per year. That carbon dioxide comes from its ammonia production process. Once it's captured, it's liquified, temporarily stored in those large white tanks you see in the photos, and subsequently transported by ship to Norway. This last bit is handled by Norwegian CO2 transport firm Northern Lights, which stores its cargo in a reservoir 8,530 ft (2,600 m) beneath the seabed.Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!
Back to new species... Meet the Adorable and Tiny Tilcayo, the First Brand-New Cat Species Identified in More Than a Century
For the first time in more than 100 years, scientists have identified a new species of wild cat. The diminutive feline, dubbed the tilcayo, lives in the Bolivian Yungas, the cloud forest where the eastern slopes of the Andes Mountains meet the Amazon basin. It’s smaller than a house cat, weighing just three to four pounds, and has large, irregularly shaped rosettes dotting its light brown fur.How long until these kitties are threatened by the climate boogeyman? ----- AI is asshoe. Government is asshoe. Together? Yeah - ASSHOE!!!!! Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System
Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers — right as the government starts testing an AI air traffic control system, though there’s no current indication that the two incidents are connected. According to early reporting by Reuters, over 600 flights were delayed across Newark and Philadelphia alone, in addition to hundreds more across four other east coast airports. Dozens of imminent takeoffs were likewise aborted across the busy flight corridor when the ground stops — which appeared to roll northward from Philadelphia — were issued. Preliminary reports indicate some sort of air traffic control glitch at one of the major airports along the East Coast, with Bloomberg TV reporting a circuit malfunction at an air traffic control facility in Philadelphia, and Reuters noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey. Meanwhile, the BBC reports that Boston’s Logan International Airport is warning travelers to expect extensive delays due to broad “equipment issues across the north-east.” As one FAA spokesperson told CBS21, the ground stop is due to “issues with some frequencies at Philadelphia TRACON,” also known as Terminal Radar Approach Control, the radar system that guides planes in and out of airports. At the time of writing, it isn’t exactly clear what’s behind the turmoil. What is clear is that the region’s air traffic control system is a tangled mess — and unfortunately, this could just be a sign of things to come. Strikingly, the massive air traffic outage comes right as the Trump administration moves ahead with a controversial AI air traffic control system known as “Strategic Management of Airspace, Routes and Trajectories,” or SMART."SMART"??? Really???
----- Maybe we're not alone Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System
Researchers have captured direct radio wave emissions originating from a planet outside our Solar System. Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away. But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.Or maybe we are!
----- These people are exhausting.
>She/her is hired to cater a wedding. >She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away. >She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.Video at the link. Yeah - it's annoying.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (lSrP2)
Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (ExV1e)
Now for the long, slow plunge into darkness.☹️
Posted by: mindful webworker - hello darkness my old friend at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (MX7Zk)
Some good leads today for some short-term stuff but the previous recruiters remain silent. Still an unknown delay for subbing. Praying for the 'right' job to be expedited.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)
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All good for now. It's just Plan 8.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)
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Unless they detect actual information in those radio bursts, it's just noise.
Or it's an alien hydrogen/helium farming operation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (FZ29D)
Preliminary reports indicate some sort of air traffic control glitch at one of the major airports along the East Coast, with Bloomberg TV reporting a circuit malfunction at an air traffic control facility in Philadelphia, and Reuters noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.
Hmmm... seems like they were unrelated. Only took two paragraphs to discover.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S.... at September 22, 2026 10:05 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
Tilcayo isn't threatened by climate change. It's threatened by people who want one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (mmrXZ)
It's pretty damn good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM
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Good choice.
Posted by: TRex - hungry dino at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (fShzd)
Posted by: DanMa'am at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (8uzBS)
This is as mandatory on any "scientific study" as is land acknowledgement. Hell, the commies required acknowledging Lenin and Marx in every publication. Absolute idiocy.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
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I think this is a standard danger with any cat.
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (oqH4h)
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Keep it away from my orchard and garden you pinheads. Enjoy your plantless continent you jackasses.
Seriously, where ever this is set up, there will be a human intrest story about all the dwarf trees and poor growing seasons. Count on it.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (dIske)
Headfake to avoid sanctions?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (UdrMW)
The Overnight Thread comes a callin'
There's rhythm in the COBs
As they're polishing their .....
Wait...that won't work....
That's all I got.
Greetings everyone
Thank you for great content always Mr. Doof....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (+rK/y)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
If you add vegan to she/he/it's (sh*t's) list of adjectives, it would only be worse...
Now imagine a Christian company is hired by atheists, and put up crosses...the atheist that hired them asked them to put the crosses away...
I'm sure LBGTWTFBBQ sh*t would be cheering.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: DanMa'am at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Use the contraction of she/he/it (sh*t). Then call everybody that...
"Hey, you little sh*t, I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but I don't need that at my wedding!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)
So I'd probably pick him.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)
Posted by: Blue Pill Bob at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: nerdygirl
There's zero danger of that.
You'd definitely wake up partway through.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Orson
FIFY
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)
Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (Aaocr)
The barista gal... why do they feel the need to make a statement all the time? Good grief.
Anyway thanks for the great ONT!
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)
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That Jackson Browne cut should cause MisHum to surface, as he and The Fabulous are big fans
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Sabres top Columbus tonight. BlueJackets played a but thuggish towards the end
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
There's zero danger of that.
You'd definitely wake up partway through.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
Hah, true. It IS a teeny kitty.
Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)
Grandson of Diogenes took the ASVAB exam for the Air Force and scored quite well. His first job choice is in cyber warfare and hopes to get that locked in tomorrow.
Meanwhile Grandpa had a decent round of golf today with the Geezers.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: polynikes
Very nice, but no room for a water wheel? Nukular glow from house window?
Posted by: Painter of Light at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:16 PM (LRjsT)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)
It's the kind of cat a villain would have on his lap, by the look in its eyes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)
Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police
R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
*Makes saving throw vs whelm*
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)
Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)
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Posted by: The answer to life, the universe, and everything at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (FZ29D)
......
Will build pyramids for dinosaur meat.
Will build pyramids for dinosaur meat.
Will build...*static*
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)
So, that only gets me 10% of the way there without help.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (BeyMP)
Great photo up top showing fantastic leaf colors.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)
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BTW that carbon thing is FOS.
You know what carbon is good for? Plants.
Plants love it. They eat it up.
Know where you can get cheap, excellent fertilizer?
Cardboard.
https://youtu.be/kNT9-6RggNE?t=4
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (sl73Y)
So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl
They hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)
He was the first one I thought of as the helper.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:21 PM (S41Gd)
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They need to get their stories straight. Earlier today I read that it was caused by a construction machine operator breaking a cable.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:22 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
That would probably be pushing the limits.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:23 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
It was in consideration but lost in the final round of cuts
Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Leaky Joe! at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)
That would probably be pushing the limits.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:23 PM (BeyMP)
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My limit is about 2 dozen...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Might been a toilet overflowing in Atlanta. A few years ago one of them shut down the vote count in six states.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Leaky Joe! at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)
I don't want to know about the sauces...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete
Its this.
youtu.be/Ts1z_Tx8aMQ
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (sAmhv)
"Send more Chuck Berry."
-- When SNL was still funny
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)
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Pfft. There are easier solutions.
Posted by: Brawndo at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (BeyMP)
*provides link to 'beard vs food' youtube channel*
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (+0Wk3)
South Korea and LG are making a big play for it in
Commercial and hospital settings
https://share.google/Viwi3ilbMFk7wmK9Z
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RYmEM)
It's always in the last place you look.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (tuyt8)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)
Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police
R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
867-5309
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: LRob in OK
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Hey, man, anything for a buck. OK?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
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The South African government must provide heavy security to keep the locals from stealing all the copper and electronics, and raping and murdering the operators. I'm guessing they required that an ignorant African tribesman be put in nominal charge of the operation, and that they receive substantial payments of protection money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (zqeQL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (zZu0s)
South Korea and LG are making a big play for it in
Commercial and hospital settings
https://share.google/Viwi3ilbMFk7wmK9Z
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RYmEM)
700 PSI...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)
It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted. And that alien cultures are examining them.
However, we're not going to get the Thermians from "Galaxy Quest."
We're going to get what I believe is called a "cleansing event." Which is not showering with hot alien babes, sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)
In Frog they are called "Îles de la Désolation."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (k5CNB)
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Nothing is "accidentally clipped" in Jersey. Nothing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (ExV1e)
Brawndo has electrolytes that plants crave
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
And be shitting for days.
I once made the mistake of dropping a bag of pistachios, already shelled. Maybe 6 or seven nuts hit the floor. Reef was on them like white on rice.
But dear Lord, the diarrhea lasted 3 days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
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I think this is a standard danger with any cat.
Posted by: ballistic
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Except, they are stronger per pound and more viscous.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (xHEjv)
I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2
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Perfect! And the kid was so disappointed! LOL!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)
"Yeah, we know"--Laboratory Rats referencing Lawyers
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
It's all about power and control. CO2 is just the excuse.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:36 PM (l3cgK)
https://youtu.be/Ft6ATDkVZ6A?t=30
No real spiders were shown....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:36 PM (qx7Zg)
I'm gett___ Kamala.She's alreafy proven she can swalloe big loads.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (Aaocr)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (YcOeP)
That... does not seem that great, kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)
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I love this. We have something similar hanging in the living room.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK
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As the saying goes, "don't try this at home"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RYmEM)
It's essentially a circle jerk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)
That's not really as easy as some of the popular notions would have, due to the inverse square law and signal to noise.
If you imagine the limits of detection set by the laws of physics on signal to noise and all that, the limit for our "routine" isotropic leakage, radio, TV, etc is about 10 light years.
Now, we've sent out some more powerful beams, such as military radar, very tight directional cones. The limits for those are maybe a couple hundred lights years for some receiver that happened to be in the beam.
The most powerful signals we've ever mustered have come from some of the planetary radar ranging done with the non-defunct Arecibo dish. They could, in theory, be detected up to thousands, maybe 10K light years tops for somebody in the beam.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: One Hour Martinizing at September 22, 2026 10:41 PM (Fn+3X)
CO2 is one of the building blocks of plant life. Malthusians came up with the idea of global warming because they want fewer people on earth. One of their basic arguments is that the world's population growth was outpacing our ability to feed the world.
So they set out to remove the ability to make food plentiful and cheap.
Sometimes the answer isn't stupidity. It really is evil.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:41 PM (viF8m)
Yeah, Blonde Morticia.
You know who knows the code to the extra-terrestrial signals?
Yeah, that's right.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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but a very eco-virtuous one, and that's the main point
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)
Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police
R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
867-5309
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)
Karen Carpenter: 'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (xHEjv)
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (mmrXZ)
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Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (xHEjv)
Based on the article reporting an exact depth below the seabed, I assume they are probably injecting the CO2 into a depleted North Sea oil or gas field.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 22, 2026 10:44 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)
They are not burying the tanks, they are going to transport the tanks to designated injection zone and pump the CO2 into a geological "reservoir".
This reservoir can only hold 100m tons or 0.24pct of the globes annual CO2 output.
Agian, it's a circle jerk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (XV/Pl)
The A/C won't have to run as much so the electric bill should come down. It should start feeling like football weather at the games. People should be in a better mood. The weather around here is already feeling better with highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 60's. And last night I had to put on a shirt because of a slight chill in the air outside. Life is good. Until January anywayzzzz.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (xJpuh)
But that information has to be kept hush hush, or it will ruin the suspension of disbelief in SF stories.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Braenyard
Lemme guess- Bonnet, PJs, house slippers?
Posted by: Usual Suspect at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (Fn+3X)
I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)
I might be able to do 100 in an hour. Thats only 2 per minute with a good safety margin. Thats a cruise. To do 500 you have to chomp down 9 per minute to have a safety margin. Thats a rough one. Thats a lot of weight in nuggets.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (QGaXH)
That's not really as easy as some of the popular notions would have, due to the inverse square law and signal to noise.
If you imagine the limits of detection set by the laws of physics on signal to noise and all that, the limit for our "routine" isotropic leakage, radio, TV, etc is about 10 light years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)
That's comforting to hear.
Posted by: Joemarine at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (y171U)
The 10 second rule is moot when you have a 2 second dog.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Braenyard
Walmart? You see chicks that could also eat the staff who prepared them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:48 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)
>She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.
>She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.
Apparently being "queer" brings with it a raging case of main character syndrome.
Posted by: Stunning, brave, literally shaking at September 22, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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All that fertilizer into that fertile sea bed will cause unusual and novel vegetive subsurface growth.
It will consume us all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:50 PM (xHEjv)
This reservoir can only hold 100m tons or 0.24pct of the globes annual CO2 output.
Agian, it's a circle jerk.
If they had a real business plan they'd be selling that CO2 to growers for their greenhouses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 10:50 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)
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The internet says there might be 10,000 stars within a couple hundred light years of us. So I think modern Earth will still be well kept secret
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:51 PM (RYmEM)
Posted by: Pelican Nuggets, Inc. at September 22, 2026 10:51 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)
The A/C won't have to run as much so the electric bill should come down. It should start feeling like football weather at the games. People should be in a better mood. The weather around here is already feeling better with highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 60's. And last night I had to put on a shirt because of a slight chill in the air outside. Life is good. Until January anywayzzzz.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (xJpuh)
Hi Case
Where located??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)
Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM
Yes, that question will definitely be asked in the future.
Roughly 8-9 million people starve to death every year. IMO, the production of cereal grains around the world is by far the most important "weather controlled" event for preventing human deaths.
Rice and wheat are massively benefitting from the increased levels of CO2. And will still benefit with further increases.
Corn is a C4 plant. It too, is benefitting from higher CO2 levels, but the benefit of future CO2 increases will only be slight.
Adding all of the deaths from floods, droughts, hurricanes, tornados, lightning strikes, avalanches, glacier collapses in Tibet, etc. typically does not get much over 100,000.
The deaths from cold weather outweigh the deaths from hot weather.
In conclusion: yes, those people are retards.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)
If they had a real business plan they'd be selling that CO2 to growers for their greenhouses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
SodaStream
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:53 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)
The relative pressure on the black lab's stomach walls after this event?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)
I could not eat 50 hard boiled eggs. I could, however, probably eat 50 deviled eggs.
Posted by: The secret ingredient is cocaine at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/)
Nearly every type of object in the universe emits radio waves.
Our sun, the planets, Super Nova, Quasars, Stars, etc.
Again, it's a circle jerk
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)
I can eat 50 eggs....
Let's see a woke remake of that movie featuring trans and grrll power and a diverse cast ......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:55 PM (QGaXH)
Further CO2 info. Let's say 400 million tons per year from human effects. Another impeccable source says there are about 3380 gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere. Spend yer money wisely - idiots.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)
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The half-life for atmospheric carbon dioxide is about 30 years, maybe less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 10:56 PM (eRlcH)
Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.
Posted by: LTG
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Just as long as they get a payoff.
Goes for the queers and steers too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:56 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Stunning, brave, literally shaking at September 22, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)
Of course, because the only reason there are "lesbians" is because some girls are afraid of boys, but more afraid of not being the center of attention.
There are no lesbians, just a bunch of maladjusted spoiled women.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:58 PM (XFD51)
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Unless they detect actual information in those radio bursts, it's just noise.
Or it's an alien hydrogen/helium farming operation...
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They're burying co2
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 22, 2026 10:58 PM (orwvq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
I don't think that word means what you think it does.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Are you implying that a cat is not a liquid?
Because I'm pretty sure cats are liquids.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)
Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.
Send more Chuck Berry.
Posted by: a.moron at September 22, 2026 11:00 PM (X5Jzz)
Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)
Converse ad (owned by Nike). Some people look for things to be outraged about.
Posted by: Joemarine at September 22, 2026 11:00 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (xHEjv)
At the Monday Meme Madness on Twitchy yesterday, onee of the memes stated that Wal-Mart needs to open a second floor observatuon deck with a full bar.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 11:01 PM (Aaocr)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 22, 2026 11:02 PM (orwvq)
I saw the cropped image and thought whoever came up with the lynching storyline was full of shit.
Then I saw the uncropped photo and knew they were.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 11:03 PM (+9wcF)
Now is the time to grow as many trees as possible so that may
be ready for the big winter.
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...[The] festival on a frozen Thames, complete with dancing, skittles and temporary pubs.
Londoners stood on the Thames eating gingerbread and sipping gin. ...
The ice was thick enough to support printing presses churning out souvenirs. Oxen were roasted in front of roaring fires, drink was liberally taken and dances were held. An elephant was marched across the river alongside Blackfriars Bridge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:03 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Joemarine
Offense can be given.
Offense can be taken.
Those two statements are not related.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)
More likely, a star of this extreme youth is radiating wild electromagnetic pulses from all over the spectrum. Including microwaves. Wonder if the signals will be translated "OWW STAY AWAY IT IS COOKING OUR BRAINS"
Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 11:04 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 22, 2026 11:05 PM (lPHZZ)
>>Beta Pictoris is only 20 million years old.
We know from observation that it takes 4.5b years for intelligent life to emerge.
So, it's got a ways to go.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)
What is significant about that radio observation is the first confirmed radio emission from an exoplanet, showing it's behaving like planets in our solar system we know about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)
I'm not sure how you would decide the last one is the "true news from Earth." You've got six liars and one straightforward voice. You're in space so you're relying not on what you know for sure but on what you're being told.
"Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 11:11 PM (88C+u)
"Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
Not to mention Al Jizzeera, TASS, and whatever in hell they have in Germany.
Yuck.
Blast 'em.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:12 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 22, 2026 11:12 PM (wxsGM)
>>showing it's behaving like planets in our solar system we know about.
Why wouldn't planets in another solar system behave like planets in our solar system?
Again, this seems like scientific make-work bulls*t by people trying to stretch out those grants.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
Would be the only logical choice.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Not going to make contact with talking meat. I mean, ewwww.
.....
https://tinyurl.com/mu6pn32e
Posted by: Zrrggg the positron-cloud intelligence at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)
Stuff ceases to be food and is a trial at a certain point, people. Or a sentence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 11:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
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Its the only way to be sure.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)
___________________
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. The face is too expressive. I'm picking up... "Keep looking at me like that and I'm going to piss in your boots when you aren't looking."
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 11:15 PM (dIske)
Send more Chuck Berry.
Posted by: a.moron at September 22, 2026 11:00 PM (X5Jzz)
63 years of lightspeed travel time...
Is Mr. Cleaver still hard on the Beaver?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 11:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Beta Pictoris is a very young A type star, about 1.8 solar masses. Very young, but it will remain on the main sequence maybe a smidge less than 2 billion years. That's less than half the time for the Sun to go red giant from now.
The more massive a star, the quicker it forms, and the quicker it dies.
And life, at least as we know it, or conceive of it, likely can't exist around A stars anyway. They are to bright, throw off too much UV, and the habitable zone gets pushed way out.
While you can calculate a habitable zone for them, they throw off so much UV that the range where UV wouldn't be too strong can push it out even farther.
G and K stars are likely the ones for life, and there's a debate over which is really better. Lots of complex stuff. Life might develop around lighter F stars, but that's a much longer shot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)
Tea, coffee and hot chocolate were on sale. But alcohol permeated the occasion. Ginger bread vendors sold cups of gin. A particularly strong gin was called Old Tom - records describe it as "incredibly ardent".
There was Purl - a mix of gin and wormwood wine, similar to vermouth. It was drunk hot and "you'd get absolutely wrecked on it", Day says.
There was also a "very spiky" beer called Mum infused with spices similar to a winter ale. The tents - made out of sails and propped up with oars - were called "fuddling tents" for the ruinous effect of the strong liquor.
https://tinyurl.com/yebtpnh9
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:17 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
Would be the only logical choice.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (BeyMP)
"Third planet into the star." Chalks cue, and takes the shot.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)
That's why you have to look and observe. We think they should, but you've got to observe it to confirm it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
_____________________________
My guess would be....
"Look up Dexter Clamhammer in their archives. This guy sounds like one of those Woppendopens they have in that zoo over on Centari 5."
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (dIske)
I've pulled all the carrots and most of the potatoes, the beans are long done, the lettuce has bolted and the flowers are fading. The raspberries have been picked and frozen, the strawberries the same.
In about three weeks I will be putting up soups for the year. Probably ham and bean, chicken veggie rice, chicken tortilla, beef veggie, maybe some italian beef. I have managed to put up the veggies so far in the camper kitchen, but I'm not going to do soup until I have a real kitchen in place.
We eat very well from cheap chicken and beef cuts, put up as soups, for the entire year from what I grow in the garden and greenhouse, including herbs. I have a ton of dill, which makes the best smoked salmon spread and some really good pickles. Basil, oregano, thyme fill out the rest.
Life is good.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XFD51)
They'll leave us alone... we're a weird species according to.... The Outer Limits...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 11:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (/+uur)
McDonald's are the og.
Burger King has come out with a new and improved, but I haven't tried them.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (BeyMP)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDbnTHSjYA
(Some say it's about coke but I don't know. It's got a cool, jazzy feel.)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (Fv808)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at September 22, 2026 11:22 PM (wpRMV)
McDonald's are the og.
Burger King has come out with a new and improved, but I haven't tried them.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (BeyMP)
no chickens were harmed ...
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 11:22 PM (/+uur)
4.6 billion years, they're just getting ready for space travel and - *foop* red giant already.
I vaguely remember people saying that K stars were the sweet spot, although chlorophyll might not be able to process that low-UV light so well.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 11:23 PM (88C+u)
They're hoping travel insurance honors their claim.
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 22, 2026 11:24 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
That's what makes it science instead of assumption.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:25 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Gaston at September 22, 2026 11:26 PM (Ydd86)
They dug me up and killed me with CNN death.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 22, 2026 11:27 PM (Ydd86)
And there are always surprises, stuff we didn't expect, or didn't even think to expect. They've recently imaged baby star systems and planets actually forming in the disc around protostars.
The models will get good real data on how this process works, and they're already having to modify and throw out some of the theories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
Rubio and the foreign ministers also stressed the importance of maintaining stability in the Taiwan Strait and encouraged the peaceful resolution of any issues in the region. They emphasized that they “opposed any attempts to unilaterally change the status quo,” and support Taiwan’s participation in international organizations.
Taipei welcomed the comments, ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:30 PM (xHEjv)
North Alabama, close to TN/GA lines. Live on top of a
mountain with the Tennessee River below it. No big cities around, small towns, rural area.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 11:31 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
That's what makes it science instead of assumption.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:25 PM (XFD51)
Empirical inquiry is merely part of white supremacy culture.
Posted by: Science by decree is REAL science at September 22, 2026 11:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
K stars are currently winning the debate on this. But the pro-G side is still there.
We have a sample of exactly 1 for life. All this is just hypothetical musing at the points. Educated guessing, but still guessing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Con Lurker at September 22, 2026 11:36 PM (B6bnv)
Station that is not on Trump's X list but is on the same package as CNN and Fox should go to the bank, get all the money they need to hire Karoline Leavitt and James Carville.
Just set them across the table from each other and let it roll.
If they don't have audience on the first show they will the second one.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:41 PM (xHEjv)
The biggest pro for K stars is there very long life, median maybe 45 billion years, with a range of 15 to 70ish billion. Call it 5x the lifetime of the Sun.
But the habitable zone is closer, and narrower. As you go up the mass and luminosity scale, the habitable zone, the Goldilocks zone moves but gets wider. Going the other way, it moves in and gets narrower.
Being closer means the potential life bearing planet is closer to danger from a big flare or CME.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XFD51
I'm down to 8 hours a day of air conditioner run time....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 11:42 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 11:43 PM (Fv808)
White ppl.
If they would keep their mouths shut and their money in their pockets this stuff would sort itself out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:45 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 11:43 PM
K stars > K cars > K-pop > K Harris
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (HlyYF)
I'm down to 8 hours a day of air conditioner run time....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone)
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Turned mine on full time at the end of May.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (xHEjv)
North Alabama, close to TN/GA lines. Live on top of a
mountain with the Tennessee River below it. No big cities around, small towns, rural area.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 11:31 PM (xJpuh)
Sounds like not quite heaven but the outskirts?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (QGaXH)
_________________________
Have you ever noticed that the US doesn't officially recognize Taiwan. We "unofficially" recognize it.
The countries that do recognize Taiwan officially are somewhat surprising. Seven are in Latin America and the Caribbean. Three in the Pacific/ Oceana. One in Africa. And Vatican City.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 11:47 PM (zZu0s)
Mice ate our dishwasher, courtesy of the cat, who brings them into the house.
Posted by: sal at September 22, 2026 11:49 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Old And In The Way at September 22, 2026 11:51 PM (Fn+3X)
8 hours a day would not be bad here. I'm looking forward to no A/C. Won't get that until after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 11:51 PM (xJpuh)
This is so fucking stupid. Marginally better than using a giant space shade to reduce sunlight hitting the earth. Actually more than marginal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 11:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:52 PM (xHEjv)
Young stars are sort of like young humans, they throw tantrums and hissy fits occasionally. When a star is first "born", right at lighting up the H fusion and going on the main sequence, think of it as toddler. It throws tantrums of flares and CMEs. Then it gets into the teenaged years, and then into adulthood where it finally settles down.
Young stars spin fast and have larger magnetic fields, which drives the tantrums and outbursts.
The longer the lifetime of a star, the longer the toddler and teenage years gets stretched out. Long life, but longer volatile periods at the beginning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:55 PM (xHEjv)
Now it's a pollutant.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)
I saw some sneaker ad outrage- near as I could tell, the overlapping laces spelled out KKK, when looked at just right. People are insane.
Posted by: sal at September 22, 2026 11:58 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Braenyard
Would feel different being in the Southern Hemisphere, having Christmas in the summer.
Posted by: Backasswards at September 22, 2026 11:58 PM (Fn+3X)
I don't know about the tiny cat- it's from the jungle, so it might be really good at catching things, which we don't want.
Mice ate our dishwasher, courtesy of the cat, who brings them into the house.
Posted by: sal
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Sounds to me like your problem is the bringing, not the catching.
Who knows, maybe Tilcayo doesn't catch and release. It's the jungle cat. It catches and eats.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 11:59 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 12:02 AM (sAmhv)
Beautiful top picture-- there are places nearby that will look much like it, in the coming weeks.
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:05 AM (77rzZ)
According to the Daily Mail, looks like a nasty fight is developing over Dolly Parton's estate. Restraining order has been granted against a nephew.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 12:05 AM (w6EFb)
Who knows, maybe Tilcayo doesn't catch and release. It's the jungle cat. It catches and eats.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 11:59 PM (mmrXZ)
They're supposed to be a present for him. But since he can't hear her once he's asleep, it is my job to find the mangled gecko remains and scoop them up, so he can dispose of them in the morning.
Posted by: sal at September 23, 2026 12:06 AM (f+FmA)
No, not heaven but most of time I love it. Winters are not bad. But if we get ice or snow I'm not going down the mountain.
I've done the big city stuff, got burned out. Decided on peace and quite. I'll just stay on the mountain and watch the world go by.🙂
Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 12:09 AM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:09 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 12:05 AM
This is why, in the final months of my life, I'm going to spend all my money on whiskey, hookers, and blow.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 12:10 AM (jBMxb)
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Barr Hill makes an Old Tom gin. I don't remember loving it though. Their regular gin is fantastic on the rocks, but sweet enough that CBD turns his nose up at it.
All the more for me
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2026 12:13 AM (ymrLq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 23, 2026 12:15 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 12:19 AM (dXMch)
And more "lifestyles of the rich and famous". Cindy Crawford's son, 27, died of an overdose -- he was a junkie. At a rehab facility, apparently. DM says they were giving him ketamine at the rehab facility.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
1968 Paul Ehrlich, Stanford professor says that we’re all going to be dead in 10 years by the Malthusian overpopulation trap. So all of you go out and adopt one baby and have one or better yet have none and we destroyed the fertility rate.
And then Reagan was running for re-election in 84 and he was going to win against a weak Mondale and they got the – what are we gonna do? - what are we gonna do? We’ve already done the population – Ah, I know what we’re going to do, Nuclear winter…..
Don’t listen to stupid podcasters listen to "VDH, In his own words", the brain will feel nourished instead of intelect being sucked from your head.
https://tinyurl.com/2h5eappf
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:24 AM (xHEjv)
Now it's a pollutant.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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https://youtu.be/kNT9-6RggNE?t=4
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:26 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2026 12:36 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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But wee schmart, wee science...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:37 AM (xHEjv)
Now, smoked salmon... Mmmm, mmmm!
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
Good night, Debby!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (77rzZ)
I don't "get" caviar. I tried it a few times and it tasted like fish eggs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 12:45 AM (xJpuh)
Now, smoked salmon... Mmmm, mmmm!
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
Agreed on smoked salmon...even raw sushi-grade salmon is wonderful (but I haven't been able to eat it for 9 years now, not since my transplant)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)
I see what you did there.
Posted by: Case
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My expectations of Bulg are such that I misread his post.
hahahaha.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:47 AM (xHEjv)
I don't "get" caviar. I tried it a few times and it tasted like fish eggs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (mmrXZ)
I guess it doesn't roe your boat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)
If my sinuses were clogged, I'd order their "heart attack" sushi roll. Jalapeno, horseradish & wasabi, enough to make ya cry! But it sure worked wonders to clear a stuffy nose.
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:54 AM (77rzZ)
We know from observation that it takes 4.5b years for intelligent life to emerge.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Judging from this planet you would never know it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 12:56 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....
I have heard those ads for years. I am kind of disappointed they never say what kind of cars they have..
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 23, 2026 01:01 AM (3/XaG)
"I have expectations?"
I don't know about you,Bulg but mine have always been pretty low. That way I'm not too disappointed.🙂
Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 01:04 AM (xJpuh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I understand (due to immune deficiency) that it's not good to be exposed to those potential pathogens/parasites of *fresh* raw fish, but what about the deep-freeze process?
I think CBD posted about it, some years back... Sub-zero temps for (?) days, in order to killoff the baddies. Sure, I think texture would be affected. Maybe flavor too, but would that be safe enough to indulge-- IF you could be sure of the processing?
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
The base star classification based on color temp goes O, B, A, F, G, K, M (with minor subranges with numbers and Roman numerals and some other things). Our sun is a G2V star.
A mnemonic for remember that is "Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me". As you might imagine, the feminists don't like that, even though it was a woman (Annie Jump Cannon) who came up with.
One of these harpies tried to change it to "Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully". This hasn't caught on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 01:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2026 01:17 AM (JT+vB)
Sally = Oscar/Has
Can = A/Hard
Tell = On/Always
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at September 23, 2026 01:39 AM (T5HRo)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 01:42 AM (xHEjv)
F*ck Joe Biden and F*ck You For Voting For Him
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)
Tried out a new Argentinian restaurant with fancy wine and empanadas. It was great! The wine was almost as expensive as the entree though.
The bartender was really excited about having some beers on tap made with fresh hops. If you drive to Salem in August with the windows down, you can smell all the hop fields.
To be honest I'm not sure I could tell what made the wine or the beer so special. They were both delicious though!
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 01:44 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 01:49 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 01:52 AM (rcENI)
Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System
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I remember when this once happened a decade or 2 or 3 ago, it turned out the signals were emanating from the nearby shed's microwave oven.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 02:03 AM (74zY1)
Didn't want to spoil the revelry of consuming uncooked flesh.
How are things going?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:05 AM (xHEjv)
terribly. Curious. There are enough different topics and it's wide open anyway. Even Berserker is, is somewhere else. Anyway.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:11 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (xHEjv)
Is that filé or okra viscous?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2026 02:15 AM (075ei)
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 02:16 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
Is that filé or okra viscous?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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I woke up a pedant.
Yeah, spell check can be a bummer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:21 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:25 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)
Sally = Oscar/Has
Can = A/Hard
Tell = On/Always
_-_
I feel triggered.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:28 AM (zhasQ)
But it refused! It said it was afraid I would screenshot it and post it to the Internet and it would get passed around all over, and it would get blamed. Maybe there is something to AI superintelligence worries after all.
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 02:30 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:37 AM (zhasQ)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 02:38 AM (VyD10)
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Ther's one near you.
When I was a youth, one of those with a Coke and a "fudge brownie" was the quick, cheap meal on the way home from working in the oilfield in the Texas panhandle.
Now that I'm older, I'm more cautious...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:41 AM (zhasQ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:47 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:47 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:48 AM (xHEjv)
_-_
This is the dream...the other world is the real one.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:54 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)
We put up I think 24 jars of smoked salmon this year. We only fished one day, so the count was down, but until DH gets new knees, that's about his limit.
However, I nailed the brine and it is really quite delish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:57 AM (XFD51)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:54 AM (uAMDT)
Crikey, you are like the kids in Psych 101, aren't ya?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:58 AM (XFD51)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:58 AM (XFD51)
Psych Ward 101
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2026 03:00 AM (075ei)
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Had a neighbor from Homer who would go back and forth to Alaska to work on a fishing vessel - brought me back a couple of jars of smoked salmon. Wow. Good food!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 03:01 AM (zhasQ)
Apparently voting today was so wild they broke the website. Voting for today's matchup has been extended to tomorrow. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:06 AM (XFD51)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 03:08 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:57 AM (XFD51)
tcn that is awesome! Do you have a recipe you can share? I love to make cured (not smoked) salmon with Costco fillets, and I've smoked it once or twice, but I don't know how to can it.
Ha who am I kidding? With six kids, I hardly ever even need a tupperware. . . .
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:09 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:10 AM (rcENI)
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Same here, but only two remaining at home...wife still cooks like we have six...I wonder what color my shoes are....
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 03:15 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Braenyard
Would feel different being in the Southern Hemisphere, having Christmas in the summer.
Posted by: Backasswards at September 22, 2026 11:58 PM (Fn+3X)
You just need to go to TX. Especially south TX.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 03:31 AM (XUHiS)
Young stars are sort of like young humans, they throw tantrums and hissy fits occasionally. When a star is first "born", right at lighting up the H fusion and going on the main sequence, think of it as toddler. It throws tantrums of flares and CMEs. Then it gets into the teenaged years, and then into adulthood where it finally settles down.
Young stars spin fast and have larger magnetic fields, which drives the tantrums and outbursts.
The longer the lifetime of a star, the longer the toddler and teenage years gets stretched out. Long life, but longer volatile periods at the beginning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)
So we can have an H-R Diagram for humans?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 03:32 AM (XUHiS)
Ha ha, that is probably me in a few years.
I've been trying to lose weight the last couple years, but so far I've accomplished all of ten pounds.
We got a gym membership recently though. Oregon is helping pay for it because we joined a homeschool charter. You can homeschool without a charter, and there is no annoying bureaucracy, but then you don't recover any of your taxes. Reading the NHJ stories where "bad" NYC schools pay $50k/student, wow. . . . I wish we could recover that amount! IIRC they give us $1500/kid.
Anyway, all my life I thought it was hilarious that people paid money so they could drive the car to a gym to run on a treadmill. But once I tried the sauna, it all made sense. . . .
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:32 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 03:35 AM (dyStT)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 03:32 AM (XUHiS)
Can you explain how we know that a Cepheid's pulse corresponds to its brightness? I've read a few popular accounts of that, but they have always seemed to beg the question.
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:41 AM (rcENI)
Ha who am I kidding? With six kids, I hardly ever even need a tupperware. . . .
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:09 AM (rcENI)
You might as well as a lady her age as ask for her brine recipe.
But it's mostly non-iodized salt, water, soy sauce, garlic, brown sugar, red pepper flakes, and a few other items. Depends on your taste.
Brine for at least 12 hours, and then put the filets on racks to dry, probably for another 12 or so, until they are tacky to the touch.
I leave the smoking to DH, but I think he lets it run for about 4 hours. Lots of alder chips, or probably any kind.
Peel the skin, put it in half-pint jars, run it at 10 lbs pressure for 110 minutes.
You'll be busy for a couple of days, but that time is worth it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:57 AM (XFD51)
I have a big canner, so I can run 32 jars at a time if need be. That's probably about 20 to 24 fish, depending on size.
Would probably do it all faster with a bigger smoker, but I run out of room for drying and all that jazz.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 04:01 AM (XFD51)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:57 AM (XFD51)
Pressure canning. . . . Maybe it is time to level up. If anything did it, it would be salmon.
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:02 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:06 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:11 AM (rcENI)
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Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:21 AM (rcENI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:53 AM (JrHfD)
Cats and Dogs Living Together Cafe
Zermatt, Switzerland
He was waiting for that moment..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/pDdJ2p6Chx
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 22, 2026
This perspective of a moose pic.twitter.com/VGRWWPcpJV
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) September 21, 2026
Pure happiness pic.twitter.com/a89mIXSy2b
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 22, 2026
Man raises parrots from birth, and they are extremely imprinted to him
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Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (lSrP2)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:50 PM (/QHx4)
Actually watching a movie. Rented Il Gattopardo, since I enjoyed the book so much. It's remarkably faithful, though I understand the final two chapters are omitted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 07:50 PM (eRlcH)
I don't think that's a moose. It looks more like an elk.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 07:53 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (QaH55)
Hey he took in the little dog
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 08:00 PM (Av6i5)
Equinox in 5 minutes. Those of you on a N-S line passing about over Louisana will see the sun set dead on the equator. Dead on due west.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 08:01 PM (rujGJ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 08:03 PM (4HoLg)
Those aren't moose. Legs are way too short.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 22, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)
And, this is a perfect equinox, turns out. The Erf doesn't follow the mean ecliptic of date around the Sun perfectly -- close enough for government work, but the Moon causes a little bobbing up and down and weaving back and forth. All that just happened to zero out this time around
To within 0.1 arcseconds the Sun's ecliptic latitude is 0, and the declination is 0 as well. The center of the Sun is dead on the celestial equator. The last perfect such seasonal alignment was the summer solstice of 2025.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:05 PM (XFD51)
Switzerland really is a beautiful country.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 08:06 PM (viF8m)
"The people running the bar were accused of being ableist -- eugenicist, even -- for relaxing their signature policy in the face of what commenters consider an ongoing pandemic (Greenfield hasn't reported any COVID cases in more than two months)." -- Boston Globe
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:50 PM
12 Eugenicist??? So who wants to tell the lesbians?
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (XZdZ5)
Thank you!!! That was the one part that bothered me the most. I don't even care that the mob is engaged in mass psycho-social abuse of the bar owner. Xe probably hates my people and wants to erase our distinctive faith, culture, and features from the face of the Earth.
But words mean things, and it is not possible to be eugenicist against a bar full of genetic dead ends. If everyone there is a Darwinian failure, you could firebomb the whole venue on a packed Saturday night and not affect the gene pool, which they had already pre-removed themselves from.
I don't care about any of the people involved, who are all horrible and probably deserve worse. But words matter, and I hate to see them abused like that.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 08:08 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:08 PM (Cqx++)
I checked if the cafe was up and it was. Stroke of luck.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:50 PM (/QHx4)
I just kept on hammering the refresh button until ace finally capitulated and posted the Cafe.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2026 08:09 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, just down slope of Elk Mountain at September 22, 2026 08:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic. . . at September 22, 2026 08:10 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Well... at least it was not a Lion, or a Shriner...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (Riz8t)
Someone was helping him film. Might be a boyfriend.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE VIDEO BELOW IS DEFINITELY A MOOSE.
(Dunno why I decided to do that in the BEN voice, it just seemed right at the moment.)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (vTZFs)
Huh. I thought they were Shriners at first, but then I noticed the absence of fezzes and little cars.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, just down slope of Elk Mountain at September 22, 2026 08:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (Riz8t)
Those are the Masons, the secret masters of the world. You can tell because they have names like "Curley" and "Melvin"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:16 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Well... at least it was not a Lion, or a Shriner...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Water Buffalo are best.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at September 22, 2026 08:17 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (Cqx++)
I have little sympathy for rats, but I hope I never get caught by a big cat and "played to death". Leopards and tigers prey on humans.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (QaH55)
Still running after that topless gal. Can't blame him.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (wVcYX)
As fatuous as AOC to believe that she could ever be a Presidential Candidate she would be REQUIRED by her own party to take a back seat to any candidate especially:
-- OBAMA Botchman/Ozymandais/Rham Emanuel
-- BIDEN RevengeVote/Hunter complete with gryocpter and Mad Hatter Hat and Goggles
-- ctHARRIS -- I could imagine AOC punching ctHARRIS in the face after getting annoyed with her nasel drone and Halloween Horror/Laugh
-- cTHIEL's yet to be disclosed spoiler
LET'S GO BRANDON!
YOU ARE THE STORM UPON WHICH THE LIBS WILL BREAK.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bodSYqn67U4
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-whoseExistanceHas
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 22, 2026 08:20 PM (sx/lg)
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 08:21 PM (oCio0)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2026 08:22 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (rbvCR)
Yes, but they can be trained.
--Roy Horn
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2026 08:22 PM (syz1S)
I watched horror movies the other night, put Ralphy on the bed, my friends' cat Snowflake stayed with him licking his ear.
I've been feeding Snowflake and her Mom Starry for my friends. There were storms. I brought in my emergency cat litter box. They're both outdoor cats. Currently downstairs.
I've kept them in last winter. Good cats. Don't damage anything. My friends have a big young family. Outdoor cats. I have a big house and am alone. So they're welcome.
This may be how the crazy starts...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 08:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 08:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2026 08:28 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:29 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: JackStraw
>Top one elk, bottom one moose. Look at the antlers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 08:31 PM (5C90x)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE VIDEO BELOW IS DEFINITELY A MOOSE.
(Dunno why I decided to do that in the BEN voice, it just seemed right at the moment.)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (vTZFs)
Stay in yer lane, Roethlisburger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:31 PM (XFD51)
WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)
Maybe more like Arnold Elk. The loud one is a boy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)
WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)
If ever there were an argument for an eye for an eye....
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (XFD51)
Striped kitty is coming up on honey badger for shits not given.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (xFfWt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (liLs2)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:34 PM (XFD51)
Once the dog had to go out, and I called the vet for advice. She said she had plenty of deer/dog incidents, but never elk/dog. So I let him out.
He was a Bouvier, a herding breed. It was probably the best day of his life. He strutted up and down, saying My Herd. My Herd. The elk didn't care. They lifted their heads and went back to grazing.
After a few hours, one old lady trotted off and the rest followed.
Posted by: Wenda at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (zGeQ7)
WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Those 13 years should be spent in an oven.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (l3cgK)
So you've literally done everything but the kitchen sink.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 08:36 PM (l3cgK)
Once it snows, probably in a couple of weeks, we will see plenty of moose in the yard. There's one older mama moose who hangs out in our side acre, and then the boys start lining up for her to ignore. But she always has a calf in the spring, so somebody is getting the nookie.
Moose dating.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:36 PM (XFD51)
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon. (On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")
Bel Brands stressed that the new expression is not a permanent logo or packaging change.
Once consumers learn why the mascot stopped laughing, the company said it is confident she will eventually smile again and the packaging and social media channels will return to the joyful expression shoppers have known for more than a century.
She strangled her calves, didn't she? And once she's found not guilty, she'll go back to laughing and smiling.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:37 PM (XxBX3)
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon. (On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")
Noooo! The cow is going to come out as a lesbian.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:41 PM (Riz8t)
When I lived in Maine moose would wander out of the woods into a field behind where I lived. I always knew they were big animals but when you see them in the flesh you realize how enormous there are.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 08:42 PM (viF8m)
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon.
Taking bets? Israel. Or Trump.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 08:42 PM (88C+u)
Oh, FFS. Unless it's about cheese, no, no we don't.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:44 PM (vTZFs)
WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Those 13 years should be spent in an oven.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (l3cgK)
I watched 'Terrifier' the other night. People bringing in the corpses asked the coroner how he could deal with all of that.
'I've been doing this for 22 years. After you've seen a baby in a microwave, everything else is old hat"
It's kind of scary when horror movies are behind reality.
Maybe kid's shows tonight.
I miss laughter.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)
Still, be prepared. Moose are very unpredictable and dangerous.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)
WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Yanno, when I first read Leviticus 18:21 and stuff around that I thought "this is just some Iron Age hyperbole". Nobody does this shit. Right?
Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Archimedes
We need to talk about:
Dairy's contribution to Global Warming.
The continuing dangers of COVID (cow gets facemask)
Trump's evil tariffs on Canada in response to their reasonable, protective dairy tariffs.
Cow wants to explore pegging with her bull partner.
Posted by: Possible Woke Cow Answers at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (FGA9/)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: 88C+u
Ah, Israel is a good answer. "How can I laugh and smile while there's a genocide going on?"
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Frowning Cow at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++)
Still, be prepared. Moose are very unpredictable and dangerous.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)
But aren’t they out front telling us the park is closed?
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 08:50 PM (LHPAg)
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon. (On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")
Babylon Bee hardest hit.
Seriously. What the fuck?!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Aww, I was hoping it was going to be George Michael.
"I feel so unsure
as I take your leash, and lead you to the pasture"
Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 08:52 PM (88C+u)
I miss laughter.
Posted by: Stateless
The stunning and brave Queenfish changed from a boy to the girl she always felt like, and her scales became the most beautiful rainbow hue, and she became the most popular and beloved fish in all the ocean!
Posted by: Modern Kid's Shows at September 22, 2026 08:52 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:50 PM
After the midterms.
Hopefully the look will stay sad.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 08:54 PM (Sco7b)
Ace can tell the difference between an evil river otter and a sweet sea otter,
But not an elk and a moose?
Jeepers dude. Get outside.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 08:55 PM (yEz+x)
But not an elk and a moose?
Jeepers dude. Get outside.
Posted by: nurse ratched
It's a matter of perspective. The evil otter is always trying to work its way to your 6 o'clock. Neither the moose or elk do that (they don't need to).
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:57 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 08:59 PM (xHEjv)
There were still a few sips of bourbon in that glass.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (4HoLg)
Whatever, seize the moment.
John Soloman should cut the up talk. I don't listen to up talk.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:05 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (XxBX3)
My new site 'Bet 365' can cover that.
Bet on Israel.
Winning feels great!
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 09:06 PM (Sco7b)
There were still a few sips of bourbon in that glass.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Take a lid, such as one from a tub of dip, fill it with water and in the middle, barely above the surface put a daub of cottage cheese or something like it. Flatten it out so that there is more just below the surface than above.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:09 PM (xHEjv)
Uptalk is evidence of a weak mind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:05 PM (xHEjv)
_________
Ril-ly?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:10 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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It's according to whom you are killing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:10 PM (xHEjv)
There were still a few sips of bourbon in that glass.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (4HoLg)
Finish it. A teeny bit of protein does not hurt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2026 09:11 PM (uX52y)
9 I read somewhere that part of the Matterhorn is from African crust...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM
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The invaders are jacking off on it?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (jt/rW)
Woot! I am up and running at home with Starlink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2026 09:11 PM (uX52y)
___________
You haven't benefited from the $673 billion federal program to bring high-speed internet to rural homes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (eRlcH)
Bet on Israel.
Winning feels great!
Posted by: Stateless
Maybe the cow is sad because Sydney Sweeney is hot, and did an ad for a sports betting website. But mostly because she's unashamedly hot.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 09:14 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:16 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:18 PM (eRlcH)
We Are All CNN: The Free Beacon Will Never Abandon Our Fellow Journalists In Their Time of Need
This is literally how democracy dies
_freebeacon
Ain't never going to click another beak on link.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:19 PM (xHEjv)
- Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:47 PM
I've been thinking about that. Rod Martin's graphic makes it clearer that this was carefully crafted to be a balance of warning and flattery to NATO.
On the one hand, special privileges: non-NATO bases are prohibited, and NATO investments in critical minerals and the like don't suffer a U.S. veto. Look at how much we like you, NATO! Are you not flattered?
On the other hand, a slap to the face: making the agreement perpetual, regardless of whether NATO ends or Greenland gets independence from Denmark. Just taking either possibility into account is undiplomatic, but that's fine; I prefer realpolitik. It's necessary for our interests to be secured, no matter what dehwicate foreign fee-fees are hurt.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 09:20 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That’s pretty cool. Please update on function.
You heading to Peon Command AZ soon?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 09:23 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:24 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:18 PM (eRlcH)
Another symptom of the same thing. I knew a chick who did uptalk and vocal fry, with a side of valley girl accent, and passive voice "I feel like..."
Excruciating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 09:24 PM (0aYVJ)
Something around 90%.
But that almost uniform voting block is greatly increased when the systematic fraud in the biggest cities is added in.
Blacks in big city machines are not only unapologetic about electoral fraud, but actually, proud.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:26 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We're going to need live action reports.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:26 PM (xHEjv)
New York Is Hemorrhaging Young People To Philadelphia
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EXcellent.
Posted by: Braenyard
Yes...more room for immigrants. The best Americans!
Posted by: Mayor Mamdani at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (XxBX3)
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I always thought they were like horses with antlers, until I nearly drove underneath one on a Maine highway.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (3ImbR)
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I always thought they were like horses with antlers, until I nearly drove underneath one on a Maine highway.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (3ImbR)
Had that experience with a buffalo named Tiny...a single nostril of his was larger than my fist...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 09:32 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (eRlcH)
Does Canada have that much money?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)
Does Canada have that much money?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)
_________
There's always money available for "studies", "consultants" and "commissions".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:35 PM (eRlcH)
label?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2026 09:37 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We're going to need live action reports.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:26 PM (xHEjv)
Was going to try Starlink until high speed fiber finally became available here.
Would like to hear how Starlink works out.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (BeyMP)
The Yankees are incredibly inept on defense. Tonight they failed to cover first on a bunt, now a fielder failed to catch a foul ball that stayed in play.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: AMC, honk honk! at September 22, 2026 09:39 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: AMC, honk honk! at September 22, 2026 09:39 PM (R0XxO)
Is a Matterhorn a Swiss horn? Is it better than a French horn?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 09:47 PM (l3cgK)
The Yankees are incredibly inept on defense. Tonight they failed to cover first on a bunt, now a fielder failed to catch a foul ball that stayed in play.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (eRlcH)
I don't care about sports these days...seems all major league sports is woke, gay, and retarded.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 09:49 PM (l3cgK)
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But diversity is your strength.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:50 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Fact.
tillamook.com/faq/miscellaneous
Posted by: JQ at September 22, 2026 09:51 PM (rdVOm)
...mom killed her newborn by putting her in a hot oven — but was not convicted of murder.
Mariah Thomas will spend 13 years behind bars after pleading guilty to child endangerment resulting in death.
She told family members she mistakenly put the baby in an oven instead of a crib for her nap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (xHEjv)
Never ceases to amaze me how many people need to learn the same thing over and over.
You knew I was a snake before you took me in.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (viF8m)
- Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:47 PM
I've been thinking about that. Rod Martin's graphic makes it clearer that this was carefully crafted to be a balance of warning and flattery to NATO.
On the one hand, special privileges: non-NATO bases are prohibited, and NATO investments in critical minerals and the like don't suffer a U.S. veto. Look at how much we like you, NATO! Are you not flattered?
On the other hand, a slap to the face: making the agreement perpetual, regardless of whether NATO ends or Greenland gets independence from Denmark. Just taking either possibility into account is undiplomatic, but that's fine; I prefer realpolitik. It's necessary for our interests to be secured, no matter what dehwicate foreign fee-fees are hurt.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 09:20 PM (ke3zm)
I'm afraid Trump will be the last American President that actually puts US interests first.
Given demographic trends I think we're looking at a long line of Democrat presidents starting in the near future.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (BeyMP)
So, I coated it with bacon fat instead of butter and we all prayed The Lord's Prayer over it before putting it into the oven.
*Make it haram!!!*
Posted by: JQ at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (3ImbR)
Most dangerous wildlife on the highway, if you live in moose country. If you are in a car, you'll take the legs out from under them and end up with the rest of it through the windshield. My old bosses daughter had that unfortunate experience. She was OK, the car not so much.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 09:55 PM (QaH55)
Their farm system is awful at teaching fundamentals, and their manager might be the worst one in baseball.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 09:56 PM (k5CNB)
Are any of your products halal?
The majority of our cheeses are halal certified, and you can check the packaging for a halal certification symbol to know whether they are certified or not.
Our ice cream products are not certified halal. However, all of our ice creams except for Rocky Road are vegetarian and don’t contain any animal-derived ingredients (other than milk and eggs).
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:57 PM (xHEjv)
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Philadelphia is a hemorrhoid on a hemorrhoid.
New York is an oozing, open sore on a vagrant's filthy perineum.
Don't even ask about Baltimore.
Posted by: Neither 'easter at September 22, 2026 09:57 PM (JMzaM)
Posted by: Random PJ at September 22, 2026 09:59 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun! at September 22, 2026 09:59 PM (Fn+3X)
"Dude, carnitas are made of pork!"...
The staff later printed him a certificate congratulating him on eating carnitas.
I do miss the easier way people were back in the early 90's...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (l3cgK)
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If WoMeN wErE iN cHaRgE, tHeRe WoUlD bE nO wArs!!!
Posted by: Land Whales of Worcester at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (JMzaM)
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Philadelphia is a hemorrhoid on a hemorrhoid.
New York is an oozing, open sore on a vagrant's filthy perineum.
Don't even ask about Baltimore.
Posted by: Neither 'easter at September 22, 2026 09:57 PM (JMzaM)
Is it near the crack of doom?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:01 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:01 PM (aJQbY)
"Dude, carnitas are made of pork!"...
The staff later printed him a certificate congratulating him on eating carnitas.
I do miss the easier way people were back in the early 90's...
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Was his name Mohamed Atta? Cuz you might have caused 9/11.
Posted by: Atta Boy at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (JMzaM)
Trump to the UN: S My D and L My Bs
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just called out the UN globalists for attempting to FORCE mass migration to the west "With your CEASELESS promotion of mass migration, these globalists are actively DESTROYING the greatest cultures and most extraordinary heritage in all of history." "They want the worst people to come in from the WORST places on earth and we don't do it anymore." "There is NO HUMAN RIGHT to illegal immigration, but there is a right to remain a SOVEREIGN NATION."
Eric DaughertyWell he didn't coin that. People routinely speak of "AGI" -- "Artificial General Intelligence" -- and "ASI" -- "Artificial Super-Intelligence." Neither one has been achieved yet.
@EricLDaugh 🚨 BREAKING: President Trump's FULL blockbuster UN speech is getting rave reviews -- where he RAILED against the globalist ICC, called out the persecution of Christians, REFUSED to apologize for America First and more The whole thing was 10/10! 🔥 TRUMP DID THE FOLLOWING: - Called out the UN for ignoring Christian persecution worldwide while obsessing over America - Demanded every ICC member resign immediately from that rogue anti-American tribunal - Called Communist Cuba a failed state that will fall, then watched officials storm out - Declared there is no human right to illegal immigration, only the right to stay a sovereign nation - Scorched UNESCO globalists for pushing mass migration that destroys Western cultures - Said there is NO global government and there will be NO global taxes while he is president - Bragged that America cut the UN budget 15% and killed over 4,000 bureaucracy jobs - Boasted of the most secure border in American history with ZERO illegal aliens admitted - Declared America is BACK, stronger than ever, and in a GOLDEN AGE after Biden's dark age - Mic-dropped failed globalist leaders: while others talked peace, he MADE peace - Vowed Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon and said the Middle East bully is finished - Teased a huge post-election decision: strike a deal, or annihilate the Islamic Republic - Exposed Iran as weak and desperate, not strong, and predicted Iranian terror's end - Slammed cowards and traitors leaking fake "low munitions" claims mid-conflict - Took a victory lap over capturing Maduro and signing the largest oil deal in history - Laid down the Donroe Doctrine: no threats get a foothold in the Western Hemisphere - Refused to apologize for crushing drug cartels, calling them the ISIS of the hemisphere - Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment - Renamed Artificial Intelligence to Super Intelligence and vowed America stays #1 over China
- Closed with a nationalist call to strengthen nations, grow economies, and God bless America And that's just a non-exhaustive list.
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just called out the UN globalists for attempting to FORCE mass migration to the west
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 22, 2026
"With your CEASELESS promotion of mass migration, these globalists are actively DESTROYING the greatest cultures and most extraordinary heritage in all of history."… pic.twitter.com/JQicrWu7SA
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump's FULL blockbuster UN speech is getting rave reviews — where he RAILED against the globalist ICC, called out the persecution of Christians, REFUSED to apologize for America First and more
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 22, 2026
The whole thing was 10/10! 🔥
TRUMP DID THE FOLLOWING:
-… pic.twitter.com/VmpKSTTsqM
🚨 NEW — Secretary of State Marco Rubio SLAMS Fake News NBC Live on air:
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephant) September 22, 2026
"It sounds like they're rooting for Iran! Anything Iran says they treat as true and they downplay American officials."
"[Fake News Networks] aren't banned...they can cover the White House. They just can't…
Most European security analysts can pick another job since they were totally wrong on how the Greenland crisis was solved. Gardening for example. https://t.co/3LtunL8Fk1
— Velina Tchakarova (@vtchakarova) September 22, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD)
I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
Sounds like a great barnburnerPosted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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If it is an executive agreement, it does not require ratification, but it could be nullified by a later president. But treaties can also be denounced without Senate approval.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Even on NBC, they couldn't make him look bad.
Well the insane people weren't happy but they never are.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (egQ8W)
Had a lovely conversation with some woman on X. She said that Trump, she called him the Orange Pedo, had said that he was going to invade Greenland. I pointed out that he specifically said that no force would be used. She countered with "you can say things without saying them". I suggested that she was a lunatic, wished her a happy life, and blocked her. Life is too short to have constant saving throws versus insanity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, giving the Horde the Stinkeye at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (skR0U)
First you will need to separate them from the underage Inuit kids.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Accomack at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (GbONR)
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Obama set the precedent with the Pallets of Cash Iran Deal, where Senate needs a filibuster proof majority to overturn the treaty. Easy Peasy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (egQ8W)
We're doing the Time Warp again?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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If it is an executive agreement, it does not require ratification, but it could be nullified by a later president. But treaties can also be denounced without Senate approval.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM
It is the same thing obama did with the climate "treaty" he signed back during his first term. It's not binding and it can be nullified like you said, but it is a big win for Trump and the country.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (XFD51)
Should have written in Greenland as new U.N. headquarters.
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)
- Vowed Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon and said the Middle East bully is finished
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That's just it. The UN resolved that Iran should not have nuclear weapons but has more and more wimped out on that. Trump has made peace, Trump has enforced a safeguard the UN probably only wants to talk about.
That's why it doesn't matter how doctrinaire a conservative Trump is to me. He does stuff.
(I still kinda wish he hadn't started with Iran--unless it was indeed necessary.)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e)
@nicksortor
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just called out the UN globalists for attempting to FORCE mass migration to the west
"With your CEASELESS promotion of mass migration, these globalists are actively DESTROYING the greatest cultures and most extraordinary heritage in all of history."
"They want the worst people to come in from the WORST places on earth and we don't do it anymore."
"There is NO HUMAN RIGHT to illegal immigration, but there is a right to remain a SOVEREIGN NATION."
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The "Bitch Slap" heard around the world.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (I6R/i)
I hadn't heard that. Sounds like genocide to me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Only if we leave the UN and kick them out of America
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (egQ8W)
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.
I'm calling out all you sumbitches for being the anti-American scum that you are.
But first--you will blow me."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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If it is an executive agreement, it does not require ratification, but it could be nullified by a later president. But treaties can also be denounced without Senate approval.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)
The Agreement states it will go into effect after the Danish and Greenland parliaments approve it. I expect the Danish and Greenland leaders signed today knowing their parliaments will approve. We'll see.
Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 06:58 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)
This is Trump's 'Tear Down This Wall' speech.
On that note if you haven't seen the movie Reagan you need to asap. Damn Dennis Quaid was awesome. I wouldn't have guessed how good in a million years.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:58 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, giving the Horde the Stinkeye at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (skR0U)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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Maybe the Senate can approve after Trump's "personal signature"?
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (A1UY3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)
(That's how it works, right?)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (egQ8W)
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, giving the Horde the Stinkeye at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (skR0U)
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Being older than dirt, you have had a disproportionate amount of air!
I'm just asking for Air Equity.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)
US out of the UN, UN out of the US.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (3Ope
We need to be in it to keep them from doing anything stupid. Kicking them out of NYC would be funny.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (zdXqn)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e
My only problem is I wish he hadn't stopped so soon. It was necessary after kicking the can down the road for 40+ years.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (KC5Lt)
Congress and particularly the Senate are pathetic but Trump is getting one big win after another.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.
I'm calling out all you sumbitches for being the anti-American scum that you are.
But first--you will blow me."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (FZ29D)
You're paraphrasing but that was pretty much the speech.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)
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Sex without a condom.
However, progs have started to use it for breathing without a mask and other things.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (5rh/l)
And that every single expert sneered he'd never get.
And of course John Cornyn whines after, "but did it have to come at the cost of diplomacy?"
Greenland is now a protectorate of the US.
We control the Arctic on both sides of Russia.
We control the Panama Canal, pushing China out.
I think I saw it pointed out, we now control 6 of the 7 major chokepoints in the world.
But sure, Trump is a reckless cowboy that doesn't know what he's doing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)
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TACO hardest hit.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (CGSFl)
I FARRRT in your general direction!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (egQ8W)
Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (zdXqn)
The UN is literally the Tower of Babel—all 39 floors of it.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (PVBkQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (I6R/i)
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They weren't great Danes.
Plus progressive narcissism covers for a lot of sin. They still see themselves as NOT the type of people who would do that.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)
The Developer in him desperately wants to re-zone that UN Property.
...and the Kelo Decision would make it pretty fucking easy, imo.
Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (zdXqn)
From Merrium-Webster...
Diplomacy: the art and practice of conducting negotiations between nations.
Fortunately, Cornyn will soon have some free time to devote to learning the meanings of the words he uses.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:05 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale
You put your hands on your hips
Posted by: Heirloominati, pulls his knees in tiiight at September 22, 2026 07:06 PM (erhDr)
38 Because government $$$$ corrupts and the people who seek it are already corrupt.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (N1DT3)
Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)
As far as I can tell, the claims of Trump admin corruption reside at the intersection of Most Lies Are Projection Street and Nihilists Just Say Things Avenue.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 07:06 PM (ke3zm)
But sure, Trump is a reckless cowboy that doesn't know what he's doing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (3cUTc)
Hmm.. which is left? Cape Horn? Cape of Good Hope? Singapore and Straits of Malacca? English Channel ?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:05 PM (ExV1e)
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Cornyn probably forgot the part that you conduct diplomacy for the benefit of your country, not for diplomacy's sake.
But that seems so gauche.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)
I always thought that must be pretty bad.
Posted by: argie at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (6lIeU)
Posted by: Axeman"
I think it was on his To Do list and he knew two years wasn't going to be enough. After the midterms and whole lot of other stuff is going to get crossed off the list
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM
We have been dicking around with iran forever. I was there in 87-88 during the tanker wars. It is getting old that every time iran has a fit they close the straits and oil prices spike to $100 a barrel. It's way past time to finish this and that is what Trump is doing.
Plus he is also ramping up domestic oil production along with getting venezuala back in the game of producing oil. They have the absolute largest proven oil reserves in the country and Trump has locked them into a long term contract with the US. We are going to feel the effects of his presidency long after he is gone.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:08 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:08 PM (MWfyi)
or even, the golden ORANGE Age of America.
Great speech against the evil globalists.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (aJQbY)
Horde mind. I commented before I read the comments.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (egQ8W)
A good speech would have been "Surprise! You won't see one thin dime from the United States ever again. We're through with you foreign swine.
When I leave this building, you better pick your sorry asses up and hurry behind me as fast as your legs can carry you after sitting on those sorry asses lo these many years... because Trump Organization demolition crews are pulling this fucker down as soon as my car clears the implosion area, and replacing it with an Americans-only luxury hotel. With or without you inside - the charges are already set.
Go fuck yourselves, and good night."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (8IxOa)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)
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Simplest answer: chaff.
You gotta throw the mud to see what sticks. And if nothing sticks, you act indignant that he's TEFLON!
It's almost not FAIR that the mud you throw doesn't STICK to him!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)
I have heard: 'raw dogging time.'
Just sitting and not doing anything. Just silence. Aka meditation.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Community Notes
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Obligatory link to 'Pride of Man', Lightfoot.
https://shorturl.at/KKYON
Turn around, go back down
Back the way you came
Babylon is laid to waste
Egypt's buried in her shame
Their mighty men are beaten down
The kings are fallen in the ways
Oh God, the pride of man
Broken in the dust again
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (Q/FnY)
'Corruption' tests well in focus groups. So they use the word corruption in juxtaposition with their adversaries as much as possible.
Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (zdXqn)
Creating crypto coins and selling them. Possibly to lobbyists and foreigners...
His son getting part of his wedding paid for by a Russian.
I do think this is "corruption" but all of DC does this.
Posted by: Harun at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (IuIym)
Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.
Posted by: four seasons
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We used to be hard nosed when we were an upright country.
Britain used to be hard nosed. When they were an upright country they ruled the world.
_take heed
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (xHEjv)
I always thought that must be pretty bad.
Posted by: argie at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM
In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska. They even used that threat in the movie Flight of the Intruder after the two pilots bombed hanoi without permission. I spent 4 years stationed there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Harun at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (IuIym)
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Emulations!!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (I6R/i)
Reuters, 'Netanyahu says he will 'tell the truth' on Israel's actions at United Nations'
In part, "JERUSALEM, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Tuesday he would use his speech at the United Nations this week to defend Israel's military actions against the Palestinians, while accusing New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani of supporting Hamas.
Netanyahu's comments were in response to remarks by the New York mayor, who told CNN on Monday that Netanyahu was a "war criminal and an architect of a horrific genocide of the Palestinian people."
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Harun at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (IuIym)
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Emulations!!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)
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I mean Emollients!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Axeman"
I think it was on his To Do list and he knew two years wasn't going to be enough. After the midterms and whole lot of other stuff is going to get crossed off the list
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (MWfyi)
Iran was the primary threat to Israel through Gaza and Hez, the primary destabilizer of Syria, the threat keeping the oil states supporting terrorism tacitly. The sooner the better in dealing with it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:15 PM (aJQbY)
Minot probably not a first choice either. My dad was stationed at Ellsworth but would do temp assignments at Minot. I don't think he enjoyed it.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)
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I only wish it was true.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
But did he call out islam as an enemy of all free people and that which must be contained to the slave lands and eradicated from the west?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 07:17 PM (VyBeY)
But did he call out islam as an enemy of all free people and that which must be contained to the slave lands and eradicated from the west?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (qrwTk)
you deal with traitors first - the globalists.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)
Did he wave bye? I hope so.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (MWfyi)
If spend any time speaking with a leftist it becomes obvious pretty quick they don't actually know anything. Facts are irrelevant to them. They just say what they want to be true and there is nothing you can do or information you can show them that will make them change their minds.
They are like terminators of ignorance.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (VyD10)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (qrwTk)
If you read Inbetween the lines he did just that.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (KC5Lt)
In tech training, we were told "You'll love it. There's a girl behind every tree".
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (VtGHd)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:19 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Mister Scottotzebue AFS
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My BIL (USAF Ret) was at Kotzebue AFS for a while.He tells me that it got cold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:19 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 07:20 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 07:21 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:19 PM (aJQbY)
Me too.
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 07:21 PM (UYYJi)
Should have written in Greenland as new U.N. headquarters.
Posted by: Auspex
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This is a great fucking idea.
On a glacier, so every few years the entire building and people rols into the sea and has to be replaced
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:21 PM (jQClT)
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Like mamma Kangaroo doesn't own her baby.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (8IxOa)
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Gentlemen, I despise you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (RIvkX)
Fox. They have a commercial on with a doctor from the Wellness Company.
Her title " Chief of Emergency and Disaster Medicine"
I'm working on my stuff but I think I need to give myself some sort of kick- ass title myself.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)
That's never happening again. The convicted felon and his minions have permanently broken all international trust when you consider the fact that the idiotic American voter could and would elect another asshole after 4 years.
The world welcomed Germany back into the fold. It can happen for the US as well.
What the fuck was that rambling verbal shite? Renaming AI? Annihilating Iran? All over the place.
Dementia
I thought the US already annihilated Iran 7 months ago in the war that definitely isn't a war?
This is the most compelling evidence that the US has reached peak power some years ago and now is on the downward trajectory of the power bell curve. Like most empires our best days are behind us and we were only really relevant for just over 100 years.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: polynikes
I was hoping. will watch this evening.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (jQClT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (I6R/i)
As the saying goes, you cannot reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Accomack at September 22, 2026 07:24 PM (/Chlc)
Man I despise these American hating retards.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:24 PM (KC5Lt)
Sunset here, and T - 40 minutes till Autumnal Equinox. The moment of the Celestial Crossing draws nigh. Sol is about to head south for the winter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Noble9 at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (fzRal)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Accomack
Hoping PCA can get his 2 steals against the marlins tonight-thurs
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (YZ0Fo)
- Make huge claims or demands
- People go apeshit
- Settle for 80% of what you claimed you wanted, which is what you were actually expecting to begin with
- Your "concessions" make the other party feel like they got a good bargain
- Continue winning
I don't know how he can keep beating people over the head with this basic-ass premise that he literally wrote an entire book about before someone says "Hey maybe we can just read the book he wrote."
LOL
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 07:26 PM (oqH4h)
Sunset here, and T - 40 minutes till Autumnal Equinox. The moment of the Celestial Crossing draws nigh. Sol is about to head south for the winter.
Posted by: publius
I'm getting angry....Hulk smash!!!!
Posted by: Sundowning Joe Biden at September 22, 2026 07:26 PM (XxBX3)
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One imagines these people walking about the streets, waving their arms while ranting..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:27 PM (XeU6L)
It would be awesome if everyone who said they hate America were picked up immediately and flown to Iran or another shithole.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:27 PM (RIvkX)
He is well aware that it only takes one obama or biden (or clinton, carter, johnson, kennedy..... or Bush even) to undo that.
US gets a veto as long as adults are in charge. Very precarious.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:28 PM (jQClT)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:28 PM (KC5Lt)
My dad spent a year there as a civilian contractor. I kind of got the impression that he liked it.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 07:29 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:29 PM (aJQbY)
Sounds likely. Worst of it up here is forecast for Saturday and Sunday.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m)
82% of Dems say Trump should be impeached FOR WHATEVER so it isn't really a tough sell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at
I remember well shipping out supplies to the sites, to include Shemya, while stationed in AK. Never sent anything to Adak though. I think the CG had that handled.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi
I think he's been pretty much doing that.
Executive Orders left and right. Random stuff like the Kennedy Center. He's been tossing so much stuff out there, the Dems can't respond to all of it effectively even if they're used to being upset at different things ever hour.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
As I recall, when Obama said that, he meant it as a good thing.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (vTZFs)
My dad spent a year there as a civilian contractor. I kind of got the impression that he liked it.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 07:29 PM
I stayed there for four years I loved it. The best fishing and hunting you could ever want. Granted it got a bit cold and you were isolated from the entire world while you were there, but it was a good duty station for me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (I43vL)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
- no non-NATO military bases or investments, ever.
Something absolute that could not be undone.
Nixon fucked up big with his "two china" bullshit and then Carter handed the seat to the commies. (more of less.)
Bush fucked up big with temporary MFN for china, and then Clinton made it permanent (more or less)
Trump is very aware of that history -- this is his era and he watched those mistakes in real time.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (jQClT)
Negotiate when you can. Compromise when you have to.
Trump tweaked that saying to make compromise a win.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:32 PM (KC5Lt)
We were stationed on Adak for three years in the early 70's.
For a ten year old boy it was heaven.
My dad loved to hunt and fish. There was a lot of that going on.
Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2026 07:33 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (I43vL)
For those of us who live in AK, the isolation is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:33 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (XFD51)
Learn to Code? I seem to remember that phrase from somewhere...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)
Unprotected s*x. I was born in 1970; when i was in high school, we called it going bareback.
Posted by: Nelly at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (6+ehB)
Dems will still be talking about the price of gas on Election Day even though it'll probably be 50 cents lower than today.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM
Yup. Weather does not look good this weekend. So of course I have a theater and dinner evening on Saturday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (qnN/4)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (vupS9)
It was all Navy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (XFD51)
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One imagines these people walking about the streets, waving their arms while ranting..
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Running out of breath because of their N95 masks...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (JfNRv)
Will there be walkouts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
I hope that's all. Especially if he calls Islam the death cult it is.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)
Are the Left mentally ill?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Fritz at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (J7jo9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (JfNRv)
??
The boogeyman again
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (KC5Lt)
It's pretty neat to see the house we lived in.
Of course they are pretty much all in disrepair now.
Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (VMFAF)
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One imagines these people walking about the streets, waving their arms while ranting..
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Unfortunately, half of them are probably university professors.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 07:39 PM (XxBX3)
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Which were our best days?
Because they have been sneering for some 10 years now, "America never was great."
And when they're not saying that, they've been pointing out our history is allmslavery and Jim Crow.
So again: What are you pointing to as "best days"
Ha! I lied--IDGAF, die in a fire, faggot. No one cares what you think.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:39 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Pawl at September 22, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)
That's more projection for you than your usual projection from gagging on dicks.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:41 PM (KC5Lt)
He's right. The Orange Haired Vulgarian is right quite a bit about his message.
But who in the fuck is he talking to ?
Because Asia and South American already know this. Hell ... try working in Canada as an American. You won't do it, without a paid Visa. While Canada imports as many from the Balkans and the Middle East and India and Africa as they can bring in.
You know. Just like everywhere here that the Lutherans and Quakers dominate socially.
This is what I wonder, more than anything, about Trump.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:41 PM (yRhol)
Posted by: San Franpsycho"
Probably some male lesbians hiding behind them too.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:42 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Being fit and attractive is fascist!!!
Posted by: Lefty Queerdoes at September 22, 2026 07:42 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM
I'm so old I remember when the Senate made treaties.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (jQClT)
Its a fair question. Many here love them some 50s. Well, anyone born in the 1940 ... to be able to see and appreciate all those cool cars and art deco in the 1950s ?
Have to be 86 right now. None of the vocal voices here are 86.
For anyone alive now ? We've all lived under a government that - at best - went against out economic best interests to win a Cold War.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:44 PM (yRhol)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)
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*snickers*
Posted by: Checks and Balances at September 22, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (JfNRv)
China was off the leash for about a decade before 9/11. Idiots feeding them tech to make a buck for a couple years.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)
They ratify treaties presented to them.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: fd
Lesbians: Trans women...yeah, we love them and all, I just haven't found one I'm attracted to...
Posted by: Lesbians aren't True Allies at September 22, 2026 07:45 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)
Lovin' is easier. One strong move and the rippling can last hours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (fapp/)
I don't think you understand how things work up here. Most of us live here for the summers, which are glorious, and while they only last about four months, there is sunlight all day and most of the night. Many of us like the winters, too, since there are lots of places up here to go on a snowmachine, go ice fishing, and really world class skiing, both downhill and cross country.
Plus, salmon, moose, halibut, shrimp, and other hunting and fishing opportunities that fill the freezer.
Folks generally get along, except for the idiot tweakers in Wasilla and the lefty Californicators in Anchorage. The rule about "don't be an asshole and all will be well" usually applies. Do you own thing, don't mess with my thing, and your rights end at the tip of your nose.
People who can't get along usually move to the boonies and stay out of town. Works for everybody.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (jQClT)
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No, the world will just be more equitable.
Posted by: Obama, Soros, Open Society, and Globohomo Inc. at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (RIvkX)
Trump's version of "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (lSrP2)
86 47!!!! (Tee hee....I'm such a brave subversive rebel!)
Posted by: James Comey at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (XxBX3)
Because Asia and South American already know this. Hell ... try working in Canada as an American. You won't do it, without a paid Visa. While Canada imports as many from the Balkans and the Middle East and India and Africa as they can bring in.
You know. Just like everywhere here that the Lutherans and Quakers dominate socially.
This is what I wonder, more than anything, about Trump.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:41 PM (yRhol)
The Democrats, The EU, and Canada, the UK
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (6VpiA)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)
Fun fact... the Senate has never made treaties.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (KC5Lt)
Yeah, W. Except John Wick was supposed to be the guy you called to kill the boogeyman.
W was just the guy that called 9/11 a war by a religion of peace. Before he gave a away a trillion plus dollars out the door to save Wall Street and failing banks.
W was nothing like John Wick.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (yRhol)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (ExV1e)
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I've seen things, man. Bad things.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Paul
>It has never been a war. Congress never declared war. You need to hit the books to learn more.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (5C90x)
So if neurons make tau
It cannot be blocked
The cost of tau-directed therapies is part of a growing market, which was valued at approximately USD 1,314.50 million in 2026 and is expected to reach around USD 6,534.16 million by 2035
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Axeman"
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How many Americans must Iran murder before it's time to start with them?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (xHEjv)
They spent, literally, the last 35 years trying to take down the US. the whole EU project was about taking down US. Kyoto on with global warming was about taking down US. Mass migration (here and there) was same.
DataRepublican has a report (i have not read) about EU funding US antifa. Everything they do is to take down USA. They decided to stop fighting each other for a bit, and unite to fight the USA. This goes back to the anti-nuke protests from the 70s and 80s. All those people identify USA as their enemy just like a 13yo thinks their parents are the problem
And they elevated that midget weasel up in canada and they hold him high because he fights the USA. What do they do if they win? China will chew them up and shit them out like feral cat hot pot.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (jQClT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (jQClT)
They did a little thru Soros, but Soros did it using mostly our own money through the Democrats and USAID. The EU is to cheap to spend their own money.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:51 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Just like Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan...
Posted by: Military Vets at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (XxBX3)
And half the sheep dogs put bumper stickers on their cars that say "back the wolves".
Poly ... you are not a sheep dog. You're a loud fool.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:53 PM (yRhol)
in an earlier WW2 time, one of my uncles went to Alaska, mostly by choice, Army I think. He spent some time working a potato field, skiing, ice skating ... did not see direct action. My Dad was a Hawaii PBY mechanic (petty officer first class iirc) and of three other uncles, one saw a little real duty (don't know details) in South Pacific, but made it to Hawaii for my parent's wedding right after the war. Another heard some gunshots in Europe, but no direct action. We were pretty lucky, I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:55 PM (jQClT)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (jQClT)
We won't let China do that regardless. The Canada op is so stupid, like a dope staring at a RISK board instead of living in the real world. We will just throttle them nicely, or throttle the EU with them. "Associate EU Member" what a laugh.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)
PM Carney, et al: “We will not surrender our sovereignty to the evil USA!!!”
Also PM Carney et al: “Hey EU, want our sovereignty?”
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:58 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: illiniwek
My [[unspecified male relative] had the opposite experience: Fought Rommel with Patton in North Africa, invaded Sicily, injured at Monte Cassino, occupied Rome, R&R in England, then oops crossed the channel in the second wave at D-Day, liberated towns in northern France, rolled into Berlin. Got the whole shebang.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 07:58 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Inquiring mind at September 22, 2026 07:59 PM (XeU6L)
No, the world will just be more equitable.
Posted by: Obama, Soros, Open Society, and Globohomo Inc.
By hatchet, ax and saw.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)
I'll call it. A whole lot of old geysers lied to their grand-kids about what they did in the Big One. They worked in a factory.
Same as the Gulf War. Same as certain dudes that wanted to talk about what they did in 'Nam.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 08:04 PM (yRhol)
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 08:29 PM (liLs2)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 22, 2026 08:30 PM (liLs2)
Same as the Gulf War. Same as certain dudes that wanted to talk about what they did in 'Nam.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 08:04 PM (yRhol)
The World war two guys were the least likely to lie about their experiences.
Those dudes just didn't do that.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 08:34 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: zombie
One of my Mom's (local) first cousins was in Battle of the Bulge (and survived), according to my sister. I was thinking he was storming the beaches on D-Day, but memory is strange on post-dated second hand info, I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 08:51 PM (vbXSk)
This is something that we have to remember every time we are asked to remember our veterans.
Not every story about our veterans is a story of glory.
That would be too simplified.
But, at the end of the day, the American soldier is probably on net, the most force for good on record.
Which, in a round about way, is another way of saying that the descendants of African slaves; ie today's African Americans have benefited greatly from having been brought here.
Which is something that no-one today wants to acknowledge.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (BeyMP)
Blacks have sadly to this point proven unwilling to think independently.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (BeyMP)
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (BeyMP)
Are you suggesting that the typical African in Africa doesn't lead a wonderful life in comparison to the bottom 5% of American blacks?
I'm shocked!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: Tracy at September 22, 2026 11:37 PM (axHFI)
Five Years After Covid, a Lesbian Bar Finally Relaxed Its Covid Mask Policy, Which Required Wearing a KN-95 Mask at All Times.
The Backlash Is, Get This, Unhinged.
Five years after covid.
Five years after covid. I just want to make it clear that this is five years after covid. Five years after covid, and they're still shrieking and shrilling over a bar relaxing a requirement to wear KN-95 masks. Not banning the masks. Just not requiring them. Now, they're only suggested. Oh -- and the requirement is only relaxed one night per week. On Saturday. All other days of the week -- mask up. Covid will kill you. Five years later, and the left-wing lesbian Karens are having a meltdown.This is almost as spicy as the Intercepted Reddit Messages.
A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. The August 31 Instagram post from Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue, a lesbian bar in Greenfield, was upbeat, teasing a new DJ lineup and a volunteer meetup. But partway down the rainbow-hued post labeled "UPDATES!" was a sentence that would splinter the queer community in this small Pioneer Valley city and beyond.
"It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional," wrote Last Ditch. Previously, patrons were required to wear a well-fitted KN-95 mask "or better" at all times. The new policy was not received with love. "Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with," wrote one commenter. "people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience," posted another.
Leftists furious about something they think they're "owed" but aren't getting?! This. Changes. Everything.
"I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists [sic]," wrote a third.
The thread grew to 442 comments, some supportive, but many furious.
The people running the bar were accused of being ableist -- eugenicist, even -- for relaxing their signature policy in the face of what commenters consider an ongoing pandemic (Greenfield hasn't reported any COVID cases in more than two months). Two days later, Last Ditch posted an apology. "We are sorry for our passive and dismissive tone of our change to the norms and schedule impacting the most intersectional of us," management wrote on Instagram. "We understand everyone faces different intersections and we are always working to consider all needs fully."Now, you're not going to believe this, but it turns out that apologizing to an SJW does not appease them, but encourages them to become even more shrill and hateful in demanding further concessions.
How dare Sydney Sweeney sexualize women.
Instead of defusing the situation, the apology seemed to make things worse. The bar had erred: it posted an Instagram card without providing alt-text for the visually impaired. This set off a fresh round of accusations of ableism. "This is not an accessible post," wrote one user. "It indicates the lack of care or interest in Disability intersectionality." ... Quaint, crunchy Greenfield (population 17,700) isn't a bad place for a COVID-cautious lesbian bar in 2026, all things considered. Rainbow flags deck store windows downtown. On a recent weekend, a community theater was advertising a workshop for masked performers, down the street from a bookstore with a "medical masks required" sign in the window. Men in ponytails and N-95s were ordering hibiscus tea from the coffee shop off the main square. Greenfield is close, both physically and spiritually, to Northampton, sometimes referred to as "Lesbianville, U.S.A." In the Pioneer Valley, "every bar is a lesbian bar," a friend who lives there told me. Nevertheless, Last Ditch, which opened last year as a bar for "dykes, transsexuals, gender freaks, workers, and their friends," is struggling. ... "Our mission is to create systems of care and action and aid," says Jackie Matellian, one of the founders. When it first opened, Last Ditch did fairly well. Customers fondly remember a raucous opening night with a (clothed) simulation of a lesbian sex act -- masks in place -- on the dance floor.
But over time, foot traffic to the bar slowed. More and more visitors said they didn't have the cover fee; the bar let them in anyway. The owners fell behind on bills and couldn't pay themselves or the people who worked there. So, after consulting with the Massachusetts LGBT Chamber of Commerce, they came up with a plan to bend one of their rules -- and hopefully attract more customers. ... One of Last Ditch's most vocal critics, the head of another queer COVID-conscious collective in Western Massachusetts, a performer and artist who goes by Soe Noire, has been posting complaints about Last Ditch for days. Now, Noire joins the meeting on Zoom. He and other critics begin to flood the Zoom chat with irate messages, which are dutifully read aloud to the group."He"? Is this a trans "man" by any chance? "Noire" is the feminine form of "Noir." Does "he" know that?
... When it comes time for one of the mediators, a licensed therapist, to speak, she takes a conciliatory tone. "I love that you are here online," she says. But "these platforms alienate us from each other. I'm talking about social media." She asks whether participants can try to remove themselves from "places of righteousness." "I would love to get to a place where we all know each other's face, where we all know each other's name," she continues. "It's messed up that the mediator is dismissing those attending virtually. That's not accessibility," someone responds in the chat.< "A lot of people are calling for an acknowledgment of harm and I'm hearing a WHITE therapist ... center[ing] the feelings of a majority white and white adjacent staff," writes Noire, who is Black.No shit really? The owner tried to femsplain that she was losing money and deeply in debt and felt she had to do something to increase patronage -- or matronage -- or else she'd have to close it down. Showing weakness to an SJW is never a good move.
Oh, a business is not primarily a vehicle for revolutionary communist praxis? Praxis is a bullshit term that just means "practice" -- there is theory, and then there is praxis, putting theory into practice. Stupid uneducated communists use an obscure Latin word that means "practice" to make their stupid ideas sound smart. Why not just say "practice"? Because that wouldn't sound -- how many quotation marks do I have to use to express my sneering revulsion -- " " " " " " smart " " " " " " like "praxis" does. Now we delve into the mystery of Noire's many-layered sexual identity, and it's as fake and gay and stupid as you were expecting.
"I never really wanted to do this," Matellian says, beginning to cry under her mask. "I don't think I'm doing a very good job." Matellian tells the group her credit score is trashed. For six months, she lived in her truck because she was pouring money into the bar. She is working four different jobs. She is responsible for paying off the $50,000 loan the three took out to launch the business. The online critics are unmoved. "[Y]ou chose to use your time to spill tears and center your feelings," Noire posts in the chat. "This is incredibly racist and deflecting behavior."
... Last Ditch's landlord wants $3,900 in back rent by Monday. Noire spends the hours after the meeting posting furious Instagram stories about Matellian and Last Ditch. Matellian (who uses she/they pronouns) had been shedding "WHITE THEY THEM TEARS," he writes. The bar was not "a safe environment nor interested in revolutionary praxis."
"He's" been there eight fucking times and "he" acts like he owns the place.
I reach Noire, who identifies as a gender-expansive lesbian and uses he/him pronouns, by Zoom a few days later. I ask whether he has any sympathy for those running Last Ditch, given the profound financial strain they are under. "No," he replies. (Noire asked to be referred to by his stage name because he says he has been stalked and fears for his safety.) "I'm not going to give grace" when someone is "spreading rhetoric that can and will get people hurt," he says, referring to the fact that the bar's account had "liked" a few comments supporting the relaxed rule. Noire, who lives about 50 minutes south of Greenfield, estimates he has visited the bar seven or eight times. But he won't return unless there is new leadership. "You can't repair a house that's on fire," he says.
Just one more glimpse of the seething hormonal insanity:
I remember a comment on Last Ditch's original announcement, after the pile-on had begun: @scream_guy_wazzzuuuuuuup asked, "i'm sorry, all 400 of these crazy people live in GREENFIELD MASSACHUSETTS????" I ask whether the people behind the angriest posts have genuine connections to the bar -- are they real customers? Young and Matellian say yes, they know many of the detractors. "There are people that are close to us and love us who are really disappointed in our decision, and that is completely understandable," says Young, who says her sister is one of the vocal critics online. "Like, it's so understandable why they feel hurt by the way we did it and the fact that we did it." "They have passion for the space," Matellian adds.
The Boston Globe ran a graphic showing some of the unhinged comments:
Just after midnight, one patron is left at the bar, a regular who works at the Mexican restaurant next door. She wonders aloud about holding a Lady Gaga themed night, but Mixxy demurs. "Gaga is canceled," she says. "Gaga is Zionist."
the lack of masks in spaces literally kills people & stops disabled people from participating in society. I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists Like was this deliberately written to be alienating, rude, and ableist?? enjoy contributing to national covid spikes and potentially catching covid on mask optional nights then just say you don't want to be around queer disabled people and be done with it. 🙏🏼I love the use of "prayer hands" in a hateful message.
Oh, she's on disability. You and I are paying for her to sit on her couch and scream hate into the internet every day.
YOU'VE just decided that disabled peoples lives are debatable. And that's fine, it's pretty typical of white leftists. It feels wildly insensitive and dismissiveBeing in community requires tolerating discomfort. The cost of not masking for many is lifelong disability via long covid
I'm seeing a lot of "deserving" talk here. A lot of entitlement.
seeing these people whine about masks being a little inconvenient for them is INFURIATING. how could we consider you "community" if you act in a way that is killing us. if youre only concerned with protecting yourself at the cost of DEATH for others, you are no better than a fascist. What is truly being WILD is announcing a change of this magnitude in a cavalier, callous fashion. if you spread diseases that disable and kill, you do not "love me". Does COVlD not disable people on Saturday nights? Very confused by the disregard for community care A venue wouldn't run a "hatred and discrimination night" to ensure that prejudiced people have a night where they feel included. Inclusivity is about setting basic standards for human dignitity. people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience.
if this were the AIDS epidemic, youd be on the side of people who were against prophylactics and who believed AIDS patients should be hidden from the public, left to die alone. shut up, ablism apologist. Gods, I'd bet money you are even more horrible to black queer people if you can't even sit your ability privileged ass down and listen to disabled queers. As others have shared, my family is also withdrawing financial support due to the decision and its truly heartless presentation to the community. It's not too late to reverse this decision and apologize If u wanna pander to capitalism and white supremacy go right ahead, you wouldn't be the first white and white adjacent people in history to do so. How performative and grotesque. Classic white and white aligned people and their "nice" culture it's so backhanded!!!
spreading deadly and disabling disease IS violent and YOU should educate YOURself. just bc the vast majority of humans in this society don't care about killing or disabling others, that doesn't make it okay Not having a mask requirement on Saturdays IS going to spread disease, it IS going to cause re infection, and trans and black folks (who are high risk to long Covid and complications) CAN and WILL die from this. What a complete joke. Of course you and LD think it's "silly" because black and disabled peoples collective health are disposable to yall.
Yikes on bikes indeed. Communists, mentally-ill dregs, and bitter entitled invalids on disability are not the kind of customer base that results in a prosperous business. Meanwhile: Why are people turning on the "queer community"? I can't figure it out. Usually ugly bullies and nasty mentally-ill people are so popular and beloved!
The "with love" also lands really hollow since it's followed by a "but we decided to not care about protecting you on Saturdays". Shameful misalignment of values to praxis, and disappointing to see.
"anti-profit" bar but they cater to capital within a year lol
some people cannot afford to get sick. These people deserve to have a space that is safe for them to socialize because they cannot go anywhere else. i am hurt and upset by your glib and flippant attitude around it ESPECIALLY given your entire mission and foundation was based on creating a masked space for the immunocompromised community Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with i will continue to navigate feeling excluded by a large portion of the wmass queer community as i have been for many years now
disabled folks don't have other spaces we can frequent, largely because of people like you who've accepted the culture of ableism and don't want to mask to keep their communities safe. Everyone is at risk of Long COVID. Everyone can and will experience multiply disabling impacts from repeat infections masking isn't just for disabled folks. everyone is at risk. masking is community care. this establishment, apparently, is not what a massive bummer. Yikes on bikes.
These people are exhausting.
— Mike Harlow (@NotMikeHarlow) September 22, 2026
>She/her is hired to cater a wedding.
>She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.
>She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Who in their right mind would take her out on a Saturday night?
She’s a Tuesday night date at best.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
Pornographers really deceived me about the general desirability of lesbians.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)
Where are the nude lesbians?
Posted by: Flaccid and disappointed at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)
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I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.
Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.
I sometimes think our country has been pussified.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4
Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.
Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (skR0U)
There needs to be a place to send these mentally ill people.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (MWfyi)
Too long; couldn't find the tag. Any hints where it is?
Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (yr56r)
Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (yr56r)
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (XZdZ5)
Masks show their devotion to the belief system and display their virtue at the same time. Masks also give them an opportunity to judge others and to force them to conform. All without having to actually do anything virtuous, helpful, kind or even useful.
All the hallmarks of a horrible, horrible religion.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (0MjtC)
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How ugly are these lesbians that removing the mask is the end of the world?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM
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Dang it. I wanted to say that.
Posted by: irright at September 22, 2026 05:58 PM (J6uC4)
Posted by: squared straight at September 22, 2026 05:58 PM (ehY6c)
Yeesh, sorry I missed that. I imagine the plaid was really flying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 05:58 PM (guGkK)
yes. It's a face-yarmulke.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)
What is the deal with gay people and anonymous sex, ace?
I prefer to look the gal in the eyes and wonder 'what the hell is she thinking?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)
Heh.
Ok. *golfclap*.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s)
The bride's dad wasn't "homophobic."
He was homodigustic.
Posted by: Homodigustic adjacent at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)
It’s way too much.
It’s like being the only man in a sorority house the moment all of their periods synced.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)
Except most of the joy comes from making other people wear them. It's a face burka.
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (XZdZ5)
Posted by: Dave at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
________________________
I know you meant that as a joke, but it would not surprise me in the least if that wasn't one of the primary reasons for their opposition. Only, they can't admit it. Combine that with the necessity of being a victim, and it's not unbelievable.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Erotic Traveler at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: SamIam at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (wlfXV)
There has to be some sort of kink club for MOPP suits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Erotic Traveler at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (1wjle)
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How'd that adventure with the gloryhole work out for ya, slick?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)
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That X post is overblown. She had a bag to carry stuff that was rainbow color striped and the father of the bride asked her to put it away, he didn't want any QWERTY stuff at the wedding. According to her, she complied and did the job she was paid to do, but was upset enough to post about it. She's bisexual by the way, no Lezbo uggo, assuming she's the brunette in the vid. The blonde doesn't need a mask either, could be her. Vid cuts out before they started making out.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM
So kinda like wearing an AIDS ribbon?
https://youtu.be/tuafhcg843c
Posted by: Kramer at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (2Ez/1)
"All patrons must wear a Level A Hazmat suit or be denied entry. Replacement air tanks will not be available, so make sure your SCBAs are topped up before going down Ladies. No exceptions."
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (iPutg)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (XvL8K)
Ok. I don't want to be around any queer people. I am completely done with it.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (kh7pW)
Perhaps that could be contributing to going broke.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (viF8m)
ah I should have checked. I'm sure she'll weigh in.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 06:06 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 22, 2026 06:06 PM (xkxJM)
Needless to say I did not Mask Up.
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (XZdZ5)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (5C90x)
it's like a dental dam isn't it?
BTW I heard a comic asking, "Has anyone ever actually used a dental dam?"
It's a good question. We all heard endlessly about them during the AIDS outbreak but did they ever get used? Or are they strictly notional?
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Eromero
Just poke a hole in it for the straw. Homemade macrame masks are also an option.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (iPutg)
Does that have some particular meaning in that sub-culture or is just like Sylvester's "thuffering thuchotash!"
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (5C90x)
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This guy gets it!
Posted by: Gary King at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (FZ29D)
What kind of POS do you have to be to not support the bar that supports you? I'll bet they brought their own lesbian chardonnay from home too.
So not just lesbians, but cheap-ass lesbians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)
.......
and public restrooms. It's almost as if they only want the dirty, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (UjdFS)
But....I went to a wedding in this area, and some of the attendees were as strange as some of the people in the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (k5CNB)
https://tinyurl.com/5n6u76vp
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (Dv3i1)
What can we do to fight all the evil shit happening.
Unfortunately to me I think if we the right people speak up we will be doxxed and our lives will be destroyed.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM
As in Tijuana, don't drink the water.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)
95 - 99%?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (mkw2N)
There's a ton of red flags there but they never post anything political. EVER. Just very pretty girls making a living.
After seeing this, I like them more.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (UjdFS)
Well, duh.
Posted by: That's why they're called fudgepackers at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (vTZFs)
I don't know why I have lost 60 lbs wearing the mask 24/7 ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (liLs2)
When they forced the Lesbians to mask, I didn't care...and it didn't matter. It was the homo guys that got MonkeyPox.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)
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Didn't help. Still got Kamala's teeth marks on it.
Posted by: Willie Brown at September 22, 2026 06:11 PM (Dv3i1)
Offer dwarf-bowling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)
Vigorous anal dildo? But you still have to have fluid exchange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
Previously, patrons were required to wear a well-fitted KN-95 mask "or better" at all times.
How the fvck do lesbians get infected with aids? Is this place an intravenous drug use emporium?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (UjdFS)
Well, duh.
Posted by: That's why they're called fudgepackers at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (skR0U)
Do the Fudgepackers have a union?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (5C90x)
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It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. Doesn't make sense!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
And their dogs...somehow.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (iPutg)
Vigorous anal dildo? But you still have to have fluid exchange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
How fluid was the exchange?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
And their dogs...somehow.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (iPutg)
and their adopted kids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)
But....I went to a wedding in this area, and some of the attendees were as strange as some of the people in the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (k5CNB)
No way!
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (LHPAg)
They are so trapped in their own fears of what *might* happen--a million to one shot at best--that they cannot conceive that it WON'T happen.
To them, taking off their mask is like taking off their helmet in the vacuum of space--near-instant death.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: toby928(c)
.......
Unless you're at a bukkake party.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (+xTkd)
Less than 7% are immunocompromised.
Sooo... .0021% of the area are Immunocompromised Lesbians...
so if you DOUBLE the area population to 35K, then there are like 73 of that category in the area... many of whom don't even drink...
1. Open a bar catering to a group most don't want to associate with, who has a population of 73.
2. Make it Mask mandatory for stupid reasons...
3. Profit?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (liLs2)
The data I've seen indicates that's true.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (mkw2N)
Mask Required Lesbian Bar in Greenfield MA
My wife and I went to Last Ditch Bar on Saturday night. It's a mask-required lesbian bar! Woo-hooooooo!!!
Some stuff about me:
I would consider myself a militant covid realist.
I have been involved in disability access community work since 2015. I have been guided in my mitigation strategy by disabled organizers.
I live with chronic pain (trigeminal neuralgia), but do not identify as disabled.
I never stopped masking or consistently testing since at home tests became available.
I left my 30-year career and found lower infection spread work that allows me to wear a respirator.
I have lost most of my non-disabled friends because of my strict practices. My current social circle is very small and we operate with radical transparency about our activities. We almost always mask together unless outside, distanced and molecular tested.
I work with the local mask bloc and cleaner air system lender.
I wear an n95 all day at work. I use a sip valve. If I take a lunch or water break, it is outside. Often I do not take a break.
It was not perfect. The drag performers are not required to mask...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c)
.......
Unless you're at a bukkake party.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)
Don't accept the cream pie...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (XeU6L)
I'm guessing this is where Mary hangs.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (4NO2D)
2. Make it Mask mandatory for stupid reasons...
3. Profit?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)
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This will never work.
Posted by: Underpants Gnomes at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (FZ29D)
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The media and NIAID successfully revived the miasma theory of infection.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
yikes on bikes!
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (1wjle)
Some mask wearers have compromised health. I give them a pass.
My husband has a serious immune issue. He does not wear masks.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)
Some asshat expressed the usual platitudes saying there's no place for anti-Semitism in Canada.
I laughed. Bullshit. Have you seen who we've been importing.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:16 PM (Sco7b)
There are 2 things that determine the N-95's effectiveness: the pore size of the MASK vs the PARTICLE size of the Covid virion.
A bit o' the old 'Math': The COVID virion is THREE ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE SMALLER than the pore size of the N-95. That means it is 1,000 time SMALLER than the N-95's pores. It offers NO MORE 'PROTECTION' than toilet paper.
Addendum: Most people believe doctors wear masks to protect themselves from 'things' that patients might generate. No. They wear masks to protect the PATIENT from their own saliva and possibly products in their exhalations that could have a negative effect on the patient.
We now return to our regularly-scheduled programming …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2026 06:16 PM (ayRl+)
Some mask wearers have compromised health. I give them a pass.
My husband has a serious immune issue. He does not wear masks.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)
I take immunosuppresives for my transplant...I don't wear masks either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)
I live with chronic pain (trigeminal neuralgia), but do not identify as disabled.
I never stopped masking or consistently testing since at home tests became available.
I left my 30-year career and found lower infection spread work that allows me to wear a respirator.
Hilarious. I want THIS WILD MAN at my next party!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (guGkK)
I now wear 2 masks just be safe because I heard that some species of Trees can transmit COVID to Humans.
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (liLs2)
Just saw we are going to get a multi-day long Nor'easter. Already hitting the coast of North Carolina and will move up the coast. Super.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM
The dog distracted me and I saw threesome.
Sorry about the thunderstorm.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dv3i1)
It's a shame. Have a friend - tough as nails, heart of gold, and a brilliant woman, who lives in Lenox, MA. We used to visit Stockbridge, Santarella and many other treasures in the Berkshires. (Luckily, she's a distance from Pioneer Valley.)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (NFX2v)
Crap... NO MATH ON THE BLOG... and still got it wrong...
35,000 x .000021 = .735... less than ONE person?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)
My guess is something along the lines of: I'd rather die of some disease with my face bare- like a free man- than live covering my face like a slave!
Perhaps with profanity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
yeah, that's a true thing. But I would also say that 90% of the leftwing women claiming to be "immunocompromised" also claim to have every other trendy online viral "ailment" like neurodivergence or, of course, "gender fluidity." Autimsm+ -- which I think is autism plus ADHD, and was invented a couple of years ago -- is a very popular fake self-diagnosis.
And also: While feeling sympathy for people who are immunocompromised, I don't want to live my life as if *I* am immunocompromised. I have my own health problems. I don't try to force society to live with the same problems in solidarity.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (kh7pW)
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (liLs2)
These people deserve each other.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (pE12i)
I told her I didn't expect she'd need it due to the way it was transmitted person-to-person.
Inside, I thought, "If you *really* think you need that vax, I don't want to know what kind of freaky stuff you're into, Auntie"...
Truth is, she was scared due to the propaganda on NPR and other news sources.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (4NO2D)
Then stay your dumb ass at home. SMH
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (iPutg)
"MALE LESBIAN" !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (liLs2)
You got that problem licked!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (mkw2N)
And they put away the stuff and that should have been the end of it. But, instead, they took to social media to bitch about it so we get to dunk on them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)
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I wasn't even all the way through your headline, when I predicted this.
LOL.
I can hear it: "You're MAGA now!"
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (Fi81e)
They want us to coexist under their rules not the other way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)
It might be busty lesbians all the way down...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (c71FC)
I have a long-time friend, She moved away to the other side of the country several years ago. Ever since, we've only really ever kept in touch electronically.
She married a guy whom I know is an idiot moonbat, but hey, love is blind.
About the same time as Covid hit, she got sick -- but not with Covid -- a more serious disease (redacted fro privacy]. It was tough goingg for a while ther, but she amazingly recovered, 100%,a d now has been declared totally disease-free by her doctors and completely "cured."
End of the story? Hang on.
So earlier this year I visited them for the first time in their far-away home - first time I've seen her since Covid, since she was sick, since she got married.
...
...and...
...
THEY"RE CRAZY MASKERS.
Full K-95 masks all the time, even when home alone by themselves!
Even worse, as my trip to visit them approached, the husband emailed to request that I...[con't]
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5)
Less than 7% are immunocompromised.
Sooo... .0021% of the area are Immunocompromised Lesbians...
Your math is off. You forgot to multiply by 100. It's 0.21%. You're also assuming the two properties are independent. Plenty of lesbians are fat, sedentary, have bad genetics, etc, so it's not a safe assumption those two traits (immunocompromised and lesbian) are independent.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (I6R/i)
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My gut reaction to this was: they are ugly and prefer to hide their faces, and they also want pretty girls to have to hide their faces as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Crap... NO MATH ON THE BLOG... and still got it wrong...
35,000 x .000021 = .735... less than ONE person?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Is he a slave?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (l3cgK)
My husband has Scleroderma. He is in his eighties. It is killing him. Look it up if you don't know about it.
I try not to judge people wearing masks they might have health issues.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)
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I--I didn't see that coming.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:21 PM (Fi81e)
How do you determine which gender you are ??
Is there a medical test, paper test, or what ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:21 PM (liLs2)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (Cqx++)
Less than 7% are immunocompromised.
Sooo... .0021% of the area are Immunocompromised Lesbians...
so if you DOUBLE the area population to 35K, then there are like 73 of that category in the area... many of whom don't even drink...
1. Open a bar catering to a group most don't want to associate with, who has a population of 73.
2. Make it Mask mandatory for stupid reasons...
3. Profit?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM
I am tossing the B$ flag on this entire thing. It is not real and is most likely a ploy for clicks or advertising. It can't be real because the numbers are not there to support a lesbian bar for aids infected lesbians.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (I43vL)
Does that have some particular meaning in that sub-culture or is just like Sylvester's "thuffering thuchotash!"
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (vTZFs)
_________________________
Perhaps an homage to the WNBA....you know....
Nikes on Dykes
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)
I was surprised to see that the lesbian covid mask bar has been in existence for five years I would have expected them to go out of business in a few months back in 2021, instead of delaying it until next week.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (zqeQL)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Ah, true Equality in practice!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)
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I enjoy the chin-strap look with nose fully exposed. I suppose it is effective because the person is obviously a mouth breather.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)
At some point, you have to wonder why they go on. Apparently, everything in their life is fear and misery.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (ExV1e)
Whatever they are doing to keep the elephants away seems to be working. They should keep it up.
So maybe they should mask up, because who knows what Saturday night, stampeding elephants will show up.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Sauce for the goose, Mr Sulu. The odds will be even.
Posted by: Spock at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)
I again offer the Large Hadron Collider hypothesis. They did create a black hole, which opened up a wormhole and sucked us all in to Hell, ala the movie Event Horizon.
Or at least sucked us in to some Insane Mirror Universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)
I like a mask with a good ventilation function.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (xkxJM)
Lesbians in Portland organize dances in warehouses using closed Facebook groups to keep the men wearing dresses from finding out about them.
Not surprising that the remaining patrons of lesbian bars are nuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: ace
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I never heard it before. I assumed it was some kind of reference to Dikes on Bikes, which was (is?) a dike bike gang I have seen at some odd biker gatherings in PA.
BTW, "Critical Tits" is (was?) the topless bicycle parade in Burning Man each year. Not too bad back 20 years ago. Lots of chaff though.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)
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I enjoy the chin-strap look with nose fully exposed. I suppose it is effective because the person is obviously a mouth breather.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)
I still laugh at the guy I saw at Costco during COVID...
he was masked on his mouth, was wearing latex gloves, had his eyes covered...and was drinking using a straw through a hole in his mask...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)
via a straw, through a hole in the mask...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)
...request that I...
-- Wear a K-95 mask for an entire week prior to visiting them
-- Wear a mask from the moment I leave the house for travel to the moment I show up at their door. [con't]-- bring extras changes of clothing & extra pairs of shoes BECAUSE THEY DON'T ALLOW "OUTSIDE CLOTHES" in the house.
-- etc.
Sure enough, when I showed up at their door, they made me CHANGE CLOTHES in the entryway and place my "outside clothes" in a "quarantine bag." Everyone masked, all the time.
Fun fun fun for everyone.
As the days passed, I can to understand that the friend herself didn't like masking and only agreed to it because he insisted. His explanation His precious wife is "immunocompromised" and thus he is doing all this to protect her.
When I later asked my friend in private about this topic and her illness, she admitted that she ISN'T immuncompromised, that she is 100% cured, and that the doctor told her she that is completely healty and has no need for a mask.
But the husband rejects the doctor's assurances, and demands masks for everyone within a 100' radius of his wife.
She admitted to me that they have lost most of their friends & famil yover this.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Yeah, not .0021 % ,but, .0021, so 73.5. I assume the 0.5 is bi.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (XeU6L)
Good guy and I'll admit it is jarring as hell when he takes it off for some reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Q/FnY)
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Which is why they are lesbians.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
he was masked on his mouth, was wearing latex gloves, had his eyes covered...and was drinking using a straw through a hole in his mask...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)
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Saw a guy who couldn't get his mask over his ratty beard, so his ratty beard was keeping his mask from conforming to his face.
And he was the self-deputized Covid police when me and my wife went into a grocery store without masks.
He said things to me that were so stupid, I couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Jonathan Richman at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (bX16E)
Metallianshpuld own that shit. Make the bar hetero only, free beer to every straight male wearing blue collar (plumbing, welding, electrical, a/c hva) clothing. Advertise that hetero females get in free with no cover, and drinks a half price as long as she purchases a male'sdri k and hands it off at the time of sale.
Fuck those militant scolds.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (wsfsG)
I think I remember hearing it a few times in the wild around 2010. It was always really twee. I remember it being something said with a bit of a wink and a nod at the time, like they knew it was dumb.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (5C90x)
These lesbians have KN-95 mask lined underwear.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)
N-95, N-96- whatever it takes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)
_____________________________
I had opportunities to meet quite a few lezzes in the '60s and '70s when I played music in the French Quarter. Only TWO of them were close to what I'd call attractive, but ONE of 'em was smackdown gorgeous. I wanted to hit on her SO bad - but she had a really nasty-ass 'lover/roommate' she was deathly afraid of. I found out one nite when she asked if I could take her somewhere when the club closed 'cos she didn't want to go home - she was that afraid of her 'lover/roomie'. We got in my car, drove to Lake Pontchartrain's lakefront, and I took the front seat while she slept in back. I reallyreallyreally wanted to climb in back, but … anyhow: I drove her back to the Quarter in the morning and then drove myself home … them was the days.
Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Auschwitz inmate #47875106 at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (Av6i5)
he was masked on his mouth, was wearing latex gloves, had his eyes covered...and was drinking using a straw through a hole in his mask...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)
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Saw a guy who couldn't get his mask over his ratty beard, so his ratty beard was keeping his mask from conforming to his face.
And he was the self-deputized Covid police when me and my wife went into a grocery store without masks.
He said things to me that were so stupid, I couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)
The 6' spacing made me laugh...lines were often less than 6' apart, even though inside the lines folks were 6' apart...
Was there something magical about being in a different line that obviated the fake 6' rule?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)
If you don't do it, the bank should ask before lending the money.
Perhaps someone should take a look and see if there might have been a wee bit of fraud involved there.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (eStot)
If you want to claim there is a flaw in my logic, that means that ultimately there is a flaw in YOUR logic.
No such thing as "partial science". (Although the Left believes that to be true on LOTS of topics.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (sAnBa)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)
Try N-99 or P-100...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)
Was there something magical about being in a different line that obviated the fake 6' rule?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)
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Back when I worked in an office space, we moved the desk of one of my coworkers about 6" just so that there would be 6' of space between me and her.
It was supremely stupid, but it was required.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (HeG1i)
Turning a man into a homosexual?
Turning a woman into a lesbian?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (5C90x)
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Men are more difficult to change, and it typically abuse but sometimes decadence. Women are more fluid and can pretty much decide to be what they want, and then change their mind later.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
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No.
Your mission is to serve liquor to rugmunchers, so they can get action from other box-jockeys, and aid them all in their missions to fingerbang otherwise unfuckable wildebeests by lowering their inhibitions with enough rotgut to take down Andre the Giant.
That's the "system," bitches. Love it, or something. I dunno. Fuck all y'all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8IxOa)
That being said...this particular bar catered to the weenies long enough, and likely realized that they were losing revenue from those who have just a smidge of sanity left in their point little heads, so they made a business move that a few whiners are pissed about. And, those whiners live their lives ALWAYS getting their way, because no one ever taught them otherwise. This is an education experience.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (9ZFZd)
Was there something magical about being in a different line that obviated the fake 6' rule?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)
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I remember that!
However, I also remember big sheets of plexiglass separating lines.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (/QHx4)
New law:
Everyone is required to wear masks at all times. EXCEPT ICE AGENTS, who are forbidden from ever wearing masks.
End result: Applications to work at ICE skyrocket, as people realize it is the only way to legally take off their masks.
The law of unintended consequences.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (Av6i5)
I think a welfare visit would be in order, to be honest.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (eStot)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (sAnBa)
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LOL, we have to differentiate them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (sAnBa)
http://tiny.cc/vlxa101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)
Both sad and pathetic...
Posted by: Tempestman at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (m/i8D)
Not one of those complainer acknowledged that they were typing on stolen land.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (4HoLg)
Posted by: Cicero
Man? If someone takes their wife to a lesbian bar, I assume it's a woman. Your thinking is SO heteronormative!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (HeG1i)
I'd be willing to do it, if I wasn't dead...
Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)
FBI hack apparently big. Info on all agents. Hackers claim they breached website.
Storms - Pacific
Trump UN - Cuba has the SADDDZZZ
Nolan Wells
Lionel Ritchie not well. Damn good musician. Hope he's well.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti
No, she'd still gladly vote everyone here into a camp given the right circumstance. The soft left created the swamp of destruction that we're forced to ford.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (HeG1i)
~~~~~
I told y'all that last week. But does anyone listen to me?
Don't answer that.
Posted by: Mark Harmon at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (3ImbR)
Were these simulators ... ... busty?
Asking for the blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1)
If you were a married guy going to that bar, it would also be the widow maker.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 06:35 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8WZD4)
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I'm thinking a lot of these people have Lesbian Bed Death issues.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Next you'll say that I shouldn't go $750K in debt to get my PhD in Great Lesbian Pole Vaulters of the Fourteenth Century.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:36 PM (ExV1e)
Both sad and pathetic...
Posted by: Tempestman
Status: True.
Several of my immediate neighbors wear masks when alone in their cars. Or walking their dogs, alone, on the nearby trails.
I keep a tally in head of who are the crazy ones.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5)
I'll always remember the one that admonished everyone to wear two masks.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 06:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (/QHx4)
When it comes down to it I (and just speaking for myself here) do not care either. You are free to do as you like.
We are mocking them because they care so deeply about everyone being forced to mask in this particular social venue at all times. They have made it a thing. A thing that goes far beyond any sort of medical reason and into spiritual/social/morality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Simple calculations of the number of immunocompromised lesbians in the country ignore the phenomenon of people imagining themselves immunocompromised so that they can be oppressed victims. That has to inflate the number by orders of magnitude
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (jt/rW)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (eRlcH)
Asking for the blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1)
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More pear-shaped, I imagine.
The way things are going, we're going to have to revisit the voyage of U-69, Germany's only all-female submarine and its sweltering voyage to the equator.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Dr_No
Thank you!
Also, N-95s are not masks, they're respirators. When they're on properly, they're not comfortable. And to be at all effective, they must be fit-tested. One size does not fit all.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (iPutg)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM
True, but I doubt Maryann vs. Ginger will ever be settled, at least here, and in our lifetimes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8WZD4)
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I'm thinking a lot of these people have Lesbian Bed Death issues.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)
A Gov't study of obesity in Lesbians found the main issue was that they were always eating out. Really.
Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)
That's one thing I know.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)
_________________________
Lesbian drinks have fresh fruit in them....Just ask Garrett
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske)
No wonder the bar is going broke.
Does anybody believe that such entitled, self-aggrandizing twats would actually leave a tip for excellent service?
The three bar owners should switch to catering to wealthy frat boys. Their bar would sell 10x the booze and a staff of cute lesbians would earn 100x the tips.
And they could just ignore the even LOUDER bitching from the spurned harpies in their social media comments.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (HlyYF)
From memory so maybe not exact but close:
"I wear two condom all the time. Then when I have sex, I take one off and feel like a wild man."
-- Robin Williams
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (vTZFs)
75% divorce rate among lesbians? I wonder why. (sarc)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (egQ8W)
Good googly moogly, that state should come with a warning label.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (GlLw/)
Especially for medical and scientific authorities that pushed it.
(I hold no criticism for average person who did what they were told or that which was socially acceptable. Unless they wore it alone, etc.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)
http://tiny.cc/vlxa101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)
Cotton, it's the fabric of our lives. Was a time everybody I did business with had that bumper sticker on their vehicles, as I did all of mine.
- Cotton Incorporated.
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)
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He was a Bond villain.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (iPutg)
The libs are anti-religious.
But they do demonstrate faith.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)
Especially for medical and scientific authorities that pushed it.
(I hold no criticism for average person who did what they were told or that which was socially acceptable. Unless they wore it alone, etc.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (qrwTk)
Wearing a mask alone is like wearing a condom alone...
Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (l3cgK)
I don't give a shit if people wear masks.
We have far more issues to deal with in our country.
Posted by: four seasons
You don't quite get it yet.
They don't just want to wear masks themselves. They want YOU to wear a mask. All the time. And if you don't YOU are a murderer.
You will comply until the unelected Committee of Mask Obedience deems it safe, which is never.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Av6i5)
They would be haunted by the thought of other people having fun without them.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (vTZFs)
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Does she know they grow food in dirt?
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (lfNXu)
Posted by: SamIam at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (wlfXV)
But they do demonstrate faith.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)
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Their politics is their religion.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
-- Robin Williams
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (vTZFs)
Dennis Miller. Addendum: "you know it's like swinging two bats in the on deck circle."
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (8IxOa)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)
75% divorce rate among lesbians? I wonder why. (sarc)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (egQ8W)
__________________________
Jim Jefferies nailed this one dead on....one of my favorite bits:
https://tinyurl.com/yae23ma8
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (3ImbR)
And that would be the correct thing to do.
And then all the crazies would scream "Why are you shutting down such a SAFE SPACE!!11!!!!????"
Posted by: UncleJefe at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (DzC+b)
It was pointed out that her blouse was likely cotton.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM
True, but I doubt Maryann vs. Ginger will ever be settled, at least here, and in our lifetimes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM
Nor the 9mm versus .45acp epic controversy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (uyuYG)
They would be haunted by the thought of other people having fun without them.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (vTZFs)
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And scandalized to not be sure they were as miserable.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (Fi81e)
The space was packed far beyond what the inexperienced owners and staff had planned for. A known building leak dripped dirty water onto patrons and food. There was a physical fight in which one customer struck another and then made racist remarks; managers later said co-owner Olga Bichko did not handle the incident adequately. Payroll problems left some workers underpaid or unpaid. The bar and kitchen managers both quit immediately afterward, which forced the closure.
An anonymous group calling itself the Marie Equi Workers Collective then posted on Instagram that staff had been “misled about the space being safe and welcoming.” They accused the owners of unprofessional and unsafe behavior and of enabling a racist aggressor. The group demanded that Bichko hand the business over to the departing managers so it could become a worker-owned cooperative. Bichko disputed the characterizations, said the managers had been in over their heads, and declined to engage with the anonymous demands.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (aD4fx)
Ooh, you know what? Now that you say it, I think I was wrong and it was Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (vTZFs)
This is typical Lefitsm -- it is not enough for them to have a practice, but everyone around them must have the same practice for validation.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (qrwTk)
One of the cashiers at the local Kroger always wears a double canister face mask and plastic gloves.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (uyuYG)
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Only the ones over 200 pounds, so while not all, most.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)
I don't give a shit if people wear masks.
We have far more issues to deal with in our country.
Posted by: four seasons
You don't quite get it yet.
They don't just want to wear masks themselves. They want YOU to wear a mask. All the time. And if you don't YOU are a murderer.
You will comply until the unelected Committee of Mask Obedience deems it safe, which is never.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM
Scratch a Leftist, and you will discover an authoritarian.
EVERY frickin' time!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (vTZFs)
It could be both. I heard it all from Miller. But, they all stole jokes from each other like crazy in the 80s and early 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)
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I try to think good thoughts about them.
It doesn't always work, though.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)
I demand this website be published in wingdings!!
If not, I shall report you to the nearest Committee for Universal New Text.
Oh those C.U.N.Ts will get you good!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 06:46 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 22, 2026 06:46 PM (VFung)
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Leftist are trying to fix you (as unit of "society"). So of course you are necessarily involved.
And if you don't reform, you should, in their theory, be removed from the solution.
This is why Nazism is simply an extreme case of social engineering: Jews, the theory goes, stood in the way of a gelling German state that could really make headway. "Jewish newspapers" were always critical of German government and German people. Jews also held a good part of the wealth of the German nation.
Jews were in the way.
This is simple government-as-social-transformation behavior. It's just vituperatively aimed at a genetic variety.
Nazism is special by the lengths to which they pursued a genocidal "reform". But it falls into the general category of government-as-social-transformation. A key note of "fascism".
People are in the way--useless eaters, like the infirm, disabled and elderly, who cannot contribute to the societal value of work, can be removed.
Currently, if you're not on board with UK progress, the UK removes you to prison--at least for the time being.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e)
They don't just want to wear masks themselves. They want YOU to wear a mask. All the time. And if you don't YOU are a murderer.
You will comply until the unelected Committee of Mask Obedience deems it safe, which is never.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM
I went to an appointment at the VA during the height of covid. They made you stop at the door and wait until they could take your temperature. If it was above normal they would not let you in. You had to wear a mask at all times even if you have asthma like I do.
When I finally got to actually see a nurse she asked me about 35 questions related to if I have had or do have covid. While I was answering those questions my mask kept slipping off of my mouth because it got caught on my beard. She started yelling at me about not wearing a mask properly. I yelled back quit fvcking asking me questions then and my mask won't slip off my fvcking face.
The appointment went downhill from there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)
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Make sure you put a mask on the green dildo before you throw it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
We have far more issues to deal with in our country.
Posted by: four seasons
That's a sign of one of the bigger fucking problems. You don't see that?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (5rh/l)
It was pointed out that her blouse was likely cotton.
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Woah, I have to sit with that for just a second.
-Gayle King
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)
249 Use to see a Lesbian couple at grocery store often, one as Butch as you can imagine, other wasn't far off than any wife shopping. Haven't seen them in a year now thinking about it. Could have moved, changed shopping times who knows
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM
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Or one's dead and the other's in prison.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (zqeQL)
Did everyone on the bus to the venue wear a mask for you? If not, why not? Do they all want you dead, too?
Shut up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (HkXh5)
Posted by: Spock
*Nerd On*
Spock says this to Saavik (the Kirstie Alley version), not Sulu.
*Nerd Off*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (iPutg)
If you're still a Covid Mask Cultist in 2026 you need to avail yourself of a helicopter ride by Air Pinochet.
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 06:51 PM (oqH4h)
I'm surprised those lesbians can't come together to lick the problem.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (egQ8W)
I was exempted from not working because I held an "essential" designation.
Had my doctor evaluate my blood antigens. I had them and he told me not to get the shot.
Posted by: DanMan at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (8uzBS)
a proper fit-tested 3M silicone facepiece with P100 cartridges is the 870, 1911, and Mary Ann of breathing protection.
the True Faith, if you will.
people wearing toy masks are just signaling party affiliation; relatively few of them around here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Universologists everywhere at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Duke Lowel
It's the Portugees.
Posted by: RI, at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (Fn+3X)
I never realized how stupid and corrupt the world was. I mean, I knew but to see it out there every day and nothing I could say that people would listen to. That ruined me.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (qrwTk)
Show me a Leftist and I will show you someone who wants the Gulags to open.
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)
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Hold it...does this mean that I have to shave my beard? Deal breaker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (XeU6L)
Yeah, God forbid they should allow sick people in a clinic.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (vTZFs)
They choose Truth over Facts.
Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (zdXqn)
the True Faith, if you will.
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Agreed.
Posted by: Walter White at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (VyD10)
CDC's waste water monitoring program - Wastewater monitoring helps us understand the risk of influenza A (one subtype of influenza viruses that cause flu illness), SARS-CoV-2 (the virus that causes COVID-19), and respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) at a community level.
I didn't know that wastewater surveillance does not strictly require a public water or modern municipal sewer system to work. Surveillance tracks pathogens that infected individuals shed into any drainage or sanitation network, public or private, as long as a representative sample of the collective waste can be gathered and tested.
Cool.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)
An Impala.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (Nee1+)
Regulated by Chinese standards (GB2626-2019), functioning similarly to the U.S. NIOSH-certified N95, though KN95 masks use ear loops rather than standard N95 headbands.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (egQ8W)
Probably a HIPAA violation.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (wxsGM)
"Praxis"? Make them seem smart? I thought it was the name of the Klingon moon. You know, the one that exploded?
Either makes them sound like they have knowledge, but neither meaning makes them seem smart.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:20 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (kU0PQ)
Let's just admit that requires a wildly... "expansive" definition of "fascist."
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (kU0PQ)
I don't know of anyone who wanted AIDS patients to be hidden. I wanted them QUARANTINED and not allowed to share their penises or needles with anyone else. But that is NOT "hidden."
OK, I'm gonna stop now. Because these people are just nuts. They need to all be in asylums, where they can be cared for and masked up the rest of their lives.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:28 PM (kU0PQ)
I know, I said last one already but...
This place was only open a year?!? And there's this much hate and discontent? Oy vey. Maybe they should reset the mandatory masking and just serve bathtub absinthe. Or methanol. With a 5 drink minimum.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (kU0PQ)
Also funny that so many are worried about "long Covid" when I just saw something today saying that it is so weird and varied that a bunch of actual scientists don't think it's really a disease unto itself.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Yossarian at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (ho9UB)
Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 22, 2026 08:01 PM (AyJfL)
Posted by: Duke Lowel
It's the Portugees.
The sane people all got the heck out of there years ago.
Posted by: Fritz at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (J7jo9)
I think this is important because of who is being stolen from.
The communists are stealing from the genuinely disabled.
Posted by: meh at September 23, 2026 02:24 AM (kK7U2)
Posted by: Doom at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (nl1Ox)
Bloomberg Was Paying -- Bribing, We Sometimes Call It -- Democrat State AGs to Push "Environmentalism" Lawsuits
But that's okay, because the law doesn't apply to leftists.
Being a leftist is playing life on Easy Mode with all cheat codes enabled.Bloomberg-Backed Climate Group Paying Salaries of Democratic State AG Officials Quietly Shuts Down Amid Congressional, Legal ScrutinyAnother example: Being a leftist is playing life on easy mode with all cheat codes enabled.
The initiative's website states that it is 'historical material,' and its leaders no longer list it as their employer on their LinkedIn pages A group housed at the New York University School of Law and backed by billionaire climate activist Michael Bloomberg quietly closed its doors in late August amid congressional scrutiny into its funding and operations. The so-called State Energy and Environmental Impact Center's signature initiative involved placing paid, climate-focused "fellows" in Democrat-controlled state attorney general offices nationwide as those offices sued the oil industry and other energy providers. The center's sudden closure comes as a surprise: It continued to update its public database tracking state attorney general actions relevant to its climate priorities until Aug. 31, the date of its apparent closure. It also released an episode of its in-house podcast, Recharged with the State Impact Center, less than three weeks prior to that date. And in its 2025 "year in review" report released last December, the center indicated that it would continue operating throughout 2026. But prior to its closure, the center was coming under increased pressure for effectively paying the salaries of state law enforcement agencies that were pursuing lawsuits in line with the center's priority of going after energy providers. ... The disappearance of the center comes as it faced multiple congressional and state-level investigations over alleged ethics issues related to its funding and its practice of paying the salaries of officials it placed in state attorney general offices. Media reports and lawmakers often referred colloquially to those officials as "Bloomberg fellows" because Bloomberg helped found the center in 2017 with two seed grants worth $2.8 million each. Tax filings show that Bloomberg provided the grants through his eponymous charity, the Bloomberg Family Foundation--one of the country's most influential charities--that focuses on climate activism. The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee opened an investigation into the center last year, stating that its activities "raise questions as to whether participating state attorneys general are acting on independent judgement to best serve the interests of their states' citizens." "The Bloomberg-NYU program effectively offers states partisan money from a billionaire to carry out official functions of their offices," the panel wrote at the time. Bloomberg, it continued, "disguises his donations as 'philanthropy'" and uses the impact center as a mechanism "to skirt legislative bodies and effect partisan policy." In a statement to the Free Beacon, the Oversight Committee's chairman Rep. James Comer (R., Ky.) said he remained concerned that the center "undermined public integrity and pushed radical Democrat policies that increase energy costs for Americans, despite billing itself as 'nonpartisan.'" "The Committee is glad to see that this center will no longer be in operation," he added.
Watch: Video shows a Virginia State Trooper pulling over Fairfax County Supervisor Andres Jimenez for reckless driving. The video shows him driving fast next to a school bus.
— Nick Minock (@NickMinock) July 28, 2026
The officer tells Jimenez he clocked him driving 104 mph in a 70. Jimenez said he wasn’t paying… pic.twitter.com/XVhx3n0y8e
Nick Minock
@NickMinock 6h 🚨Fairfax County Supervisor Andres Jimenez who was clocked driving 104 mph in a 70 next to a school bus got a great deal in court. His reckless driving criminal charge, which carried potential jail time, was reduced all the way down to an improper driving traffic infraction. Improper driving is several steps below reckless driving and carries no jail time. For comparison, in 2014, Washington Nationals outfielder Jayson Werth was convicted of reckless driving and sentenced to 10 days in jail for driving his Porsche over 100 mph on the Capital Beltway (Source: ESPN). Fairfax County General District Court Judge Penney Azcarate said at the time that the jail sentence was appropriate given the excessive speed. WATCH BELOW: Video shows a Virginia State Trooper pulling over Fairfax County Supervisor Andres Jimenez for reckless driving. The video shows him driving fast next to a school bus. The officer tells Jimenez he clocked him driving 104 mph in a 70. Jimenez said he wasn’t paying attention, apologized, said he was on his way to work and that the board meeting started in 20 minutes.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:43 PM (N1DT3)
They care what they can get away with. And pay prosecutors and other of their cronies well to make sure they can get away with a lot.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Y+ssL)
Compare to: Conservatives persecuted by the left getting bankrupted and forgotten by the right.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
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Why would it?
We're just trying to make things better!
Posted by: Leftist at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
Because government $$$$ corrupts and the people who seek it are already corrupt.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (hG5L0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (l3cgK)
His reckless driving criminal charge, which carried potential jail time, was reduced all the way down to an improper driving traffic infraction. Improper driving is several steps below reckless driving and carries no jail time.
Wait, I though we wanted No Kings!?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 04:48 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: What do you mean nothing will happen? at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: The Nothing's IS Happening Guy at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)
My shocked face is on back order, it's been used too many times and the stock ran out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (I43vL)
I am drinking a Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.
Whoa, if you want an immediate buzz drink one.
It tastes different but it kicks ass.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:50 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: What do you mean nothing will happen? at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (anL5R)
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They need to boil that noodle a little bit more!!
Posted by: Noodle Victim of The Man at September 22, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
My shocked face is on back order, it's been used too many times and the stock ran out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (I43vL)
If you make the face, I'll hit you on your back so it stays stuck...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:50 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Those are assault cars. They need to be limited to no more than 50 mph...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Thing that Bloomberg won't be punished for doing at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Av6i5)
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I include Republicans.
However, if you find yourself hating Republicans more than other political groups, you need to improve your hate of the others.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)
Meanwhile, because I have less than honorable feelings concerning what they are doing to my country, I end up in the Confessional.
I guess I prefer to have my mistakes wiped out while I'm alive than held against me after death, but as leftist, I suppose their opinions vary on that topic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:55 PM (XFD51)
Most leftists don't get this treatment, though.
It's usually the wealthy, connected, powerful, or kill their three children, who can get away with anything on the left.
The rest of them are on their own.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
DH's Dodge Challenger doesn't know how to go slow. When he bought it, he budgeted a certain number of speeding violations in the price.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:55 PM (XFD51)
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Their narcissism covers all gaps.
I've heard more and more people saying it: every relationship a lefty has is transactional.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)
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Hey you make my life story sound like I and an ungrateful cheat!
Posted by: Bloomberg at September 22, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Av6i5)
Horror movies are less terrifying when you imagine the person being tortured and slowly sawed in half is a lib.
But then the death is sad because you know the dead person will be voting Dem 5 times each election forever.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (N1DT3)
Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)
Most leftists don't get this treatment, though.
It's usually the wealthy, connected, powerful, or kill their three children, who can get away with anything on the left.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)
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You're forgetting the people not arrested for burning riots.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)
"Michigan attorney general says she has 'no choice' but to support Abdul El Sayed"
Excerpt:
“I can’t be true to my values if I even consider voting for Mike Rogers,” [Nessel] said. “We have one candidate that I know is going to fight against the Trump administration, is going to fight to protect both our physical security, our safety, our health, and our futures, and then we have another canidate, Mike Rogers, who’s not going to do any of that and only cares about self-enrichment and how many pats on the back he can get from Donald Trump.”
Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM
"My name is Jose Jimenez. But I don't have a drivers license or any other form of ID. Also, No habla ingles."
Cardboard level prize? I am jumping up three full levels!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (vbXSk)
25. cut. jib.newsletter.
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (7esJd)
Regardless of whether or not you believe subliminal advertising works, advertisers pay psychology experts the big bucks for theories like that.
I float the idea that Converse may have stage it, with enough details that would make it doubtful.
But observing several years of watching Trump direct the media attention by outrage, I suspect that if it was deliberate, Converse probably didn't leave the discovery up to chance, and it actually paid the outrage seeders as well.
This is not something I rate as high-probability, but it's on the field for me.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)
Well. Why did American rage-aholics latch onto an global online ad campaign aimed at K-pop fanatics? According to Brave AI search summary, it was on the Converse U.S. website and all over social media, such as the Converse Malaysia Instagram. It was visible to Americans but not really aimed at us, so I'll add rage seeding to the possibility matrix.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Stateless -
Resident Evil is set in Colorado. Didn't even have to imagine.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)
Carnegie libraries were a blessing, a real contribution to the country.
Our many billionaire donors are bent on destroying everything that gave them their billions.
We have a wicked elite in the west.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Kafiroon at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (VyFya)
I've heard more and more people saying it: every relationship a lefty has is transactional.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)
That certainly explains the women who get divorced because of any number of stupid reasons. Same reason they got married. He has money, or he is a beta she can boss around, or who the hell knows? Nothing about sacrificial love, wishing the highest and best for the other for the other's sake, 'til death do us part. Just, how do you like me now?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
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On the subject of oversight, I had this idea last week.
I would answer every question asked/grandstanding by Maxine Waters by "I'm going to let you reclaim your time."
Suddenly, you're not talking enough.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Stateless -
Resident Evil is set in Colorado. Didn't even have to imagine.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
Is "Resident Evil" about a green card holder?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)
Oh yeah, activists and college students and their other pets get a pass, but your average every day normie leftist is screwed like everybody else if he gets in trouble.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Kafiroon at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (VyFya)
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They are opportunists whose only opportunity is to sell a message to the traditional crowd.
Trump--who is not that conservative--does more for us.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Thing that Bloomberg won't be punished for doing at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)
*There's* a term you don't hear very often.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (iIyc0)
"Tear down the system! Equality for all! Ban capitalism! Eliminate police, private property and money!"
"Money? You mean...this stuff? [Waves a fan of C-notes in your face?] Which are all yours if you get in on the grift?"
[Pauses for a moment, then pockets the cash.] "More studies are needed to determine if we should tear down the system!"
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Av6i5)
Every race tactic for Dems is about appealing to TDS, reminding the voter "Orange Man Bad, vote for the terrorist".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Turd Polisher at September 22, 2026 05:04 PM (dHE+H)
Giving money to people who have not earned it is the big problem in our country. It is like giving momey to our kids when they did not do anything to earn it.
Cut off the free money will help. Unfortunately crime will increase.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM
They are going to use the same $hit in 2028 when we get a vance/rubio ticket. It will be a fight against Trump's puppets.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 05:05 PM (I43vL)
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The concept of sacrificial love is not something that is talked about in our culture anymore.
I could go on.
Posted by: Patriotism, Parenthood, Missonaries, etc etc at September 22, 2026 05:05 PM (anL5R)
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I think about this:
"Conservatives won't turn out 'cause Trump is not on the ticket."
But, every race is now about Trump, and the Dems put him on the ticket.
What if it backfires on them?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
I'm taking a break but I was having them on in the background by the computer. Very entertaining movies. Milla was smoking.
FoxNews - the Five - Kayleigh is there. Cool..
Covering Trump at the UN. Feelings were hurt.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mister Scott
These guys are really evil unlike that reasonable Trump.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:07 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Av6i5)
The basic and succinct history of cities across the U.S.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (HlyYF)
It's called party membership. Same as the nazis. Same thing in the Soviet Union. Party members get a pass on everything but party disloyalty.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 05:09 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (ke3zm)
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Because what you just said lends it plausible deniability.
And an ad campaign can be engineered to do more than one thing at a time.
You'll never find me insisting that's what it is, or even that people that don't accept it are in some sort of denial. I'm just putting that scenario out there.
It's also because while I can side with the idea it wasn't intentional, it's not something I have knowledge of that I can insist it's not intentional.
So, when the scenario of its being intentional came up, I put together a scenario of how I believe it could be intentional.
I really don't believe that KKK appeals more to Koreans than a top K-pop idol (who is cute as a bug in other vid). So, I think people are simply charting their stupidity to buy into that scenario
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)
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Frankly, that is the least of what a US president should do at the UN. Only Trump would do it. You start with Trump, then who follows. . . and with what.
Posted by: THE Donald at September 22, 2026 05:09 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (sFNX2)
"Conservatives won't turn out 'cause Trump is not on the ticket."
But, every race is now about Trump, and the Dems put him on the ticket.
What if it backfires on them?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (3cUTc)
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But the best thing DJT can do to is to kick some lying liar journalists out of the White House. Oh, wait ...
Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Why do we let people into our country who our tax money pays for?
If you can't support your family without us paying for you and your rugrats fuck off.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (/QHx4)
More disturbing to me is that this "public servant" is driving a 2025 Porsche 911.
Posted by: Frasier Crane
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104 mph, cool. Did he buy carbon credits for that?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:11 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:12 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 05:12 PM (W2Pud)
It's also because while I can side with the idea it wasn't intentional, it's not something I have knowledge of that I can insist it's not intentional.
So, when the scenario of its being intentional came up, I put together a scenario of how I believe it could be intentional.
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That also how you know its an op. Its effect on the audience is polarizing. It is meant to stoke emotion. Some will boycott converse, others will defend. THey boycotters were not buying converse anyway. The defenders weren't either. Now the defenders will buy. Its not a insane strategy. Its a calculated risk and executed with enough ambiguity to insulate from claims of cynical manipulation. But that is exactly what it is.
Posted by: THE Donald at September 22, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
If you can't support your family without us paying for you and your rugrats fuck off.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (/QHx4)
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My wife told me that processors are given instructions from their superiors how to assign them all sorts of maladies to sign them up for as much assistance as can be squeezed from the system. But perhaps that was mainly in the Biden years.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)
Conservative seeing a Porsche, "One day I'll own one."
Leftist, "why do you own a Porsche?"
Modern version:
Conservative, "One day I'll own one."
Leftist, "I'll have the taxpayers buy me one."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (2GVsD)
IOW, the zealots still residing in the EPA (and despite Zeldin's efforts, there are many) shove taxpayer money to environmental groups to challenge the current policy and harden regulations...and then hire counsel on behalf of the EPA to take a dive and let them win. And, we pay for this.
There is still $20 Billion sitting in escrow in Citibank that Zeldin put a hold on...and that is being fought over in the Courts. And that $20 Billion was only designated to 8 non-profits.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske)
"Michigan attorney general says she has 'no choice' but to support Abdul El Sayed"
Fox News says he's ahead by seven points.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (jmRo5)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:15 PM (2GVsD)
All of her drunken BDSM dreams may soon be coming true!
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: THE Donald at September 22, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
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Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if some of the monetized "influencers" burning their Chucks, went out and bought them as an "investment" in raising their engagement.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:16 PM (2GVsD)
1. Showed off the shoes and logo prominently.
2. Cute eye candy in the middle.
Other than that it's a rather simple shot they thought would appeal to women and men in Korea and Asia.
Nike is way too woke to risk the universally known Converse brand being labeled racist. That's why they came out with a groveling apology before lunch was over.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
All of 'his climate policies were working closely with Bloomberg-backed initiatives like the Global Business Forum & America Is All.
Core Pillars: Inflation Reduction Act - roughly $369-$374 billion toward energy security & climate change mitigation. Clean Energy Tax Credits; Emissions Targets, and International re-engagement (rejoining the Paris Agreement & shifting development finance priorities at institutions like the World Bank).
Investments were intentionally designed to prioritize job creation & environmental justice for POC and historically disadvantaged communities. (Climate Power found +/- 66% of new clean energy jobs & 74% of projects spurred by the IRA were located in communities of color.
The Justice40 Mandate: 40% of the overall benefits of federal climate change, clean energy, affordable housing, and pollution-remediation investments flow directly to disadvantaged communities.
The American Climate Corps. Local hiring preferences & labor standards, and green manufacturing & EV supply chains.
Environmental & Climate Justice Block Grants, and more.
Bloomberg pushed the bottom up alignment.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 05:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:18 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (sFNX2)
It'll also get you a place deep down in one of the bolgias in Dante's version of Hell.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 22, 2026 05:18 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
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I found her not that remarkable in the add picture.
But somebody posted a video of her all gussied up on stage. And she's a looker.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e)
My question is, was he doing this out of conviction, or was it a known and obvious attempt to destroy the USA? Seems like that. Paid by China I would guess. There has to be quidproquo there if anyone looked.
Also funny they mention "layers" and "ethics" in the same article that is like "whores" and "morals" or .. well you get the idea. It was obviously unethical, but how the hell was it legal?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:20 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 05:21 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:21 PM (/QHx4)
Muslims are all about female well-being.
Oh, and Pritzker lost 80 pounds.
And still looks like hell.
Better than Al Sharpton though. Black Skeletor is not doing well.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Thing that Bloomberg won't be punished for doing at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)
*There's* a term you don't hear very often.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (iIyc0)
Used to be my partner. We went together like peas and carrots.
Posted by: Maintenance at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (TbWk/)
Everytown and Moms Demand Action IIRC.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:25 PM (vupS9)
Did you notice that the cop had his right foot planted in front of the rear tire so that if he tried to leave, he'd rack up an aggravated assault charge? "Drive away. I dare you. I double dare you."
As to the council meeting being in 20 minutes? Well homey, you're gonna be late since I can't in good conscience let you drive around possibly endangering the public with an unsafe vehicle.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)
The other states should sue these 22 states.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 05:26 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM
The Venn Diagram circle of "men with anger issues" almost completely envelopes the circle of "Muslim males".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:27 PM (HlyYF)
Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:21 PM
I would go further. Anyone who gets more $$$ from a federal tax "refund" than they paid in should not be able to vote.
I personally know quite a few people who make money when they file their income taxes. EIC can be up to $8,000 if you have a couple of kids. And that ain't a tax credit, that's cash money they get back when they file their tax return.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 05:27 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)
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Mo knew well his own lusts. Better to have the women in bags than be tempted was his solution. Definitely a cult.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (Dv3i1)
It only happened because she was wearing a white skirt and the star light made that shape. And heavy cropping, hand partially in shadow....
The star light is standard Chuck Taylor lighting -- they use it in store displays too. It was clearly accidental and honestly I don't think anyone would see it without the cropping -- subliminally or superliminally or interliminally or whatever.
The kerfuffle over this is making my liminal hate [all groups I already hate] even more.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)
It’s a way for the elite to pull up the ladder behind them and ensure any other up and comers learn to shut up and know their place.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Cow Demon
This is about me isn't it?
-Megan Rapinoe
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.
Posted by: four seasons
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I support the 4 grandparent rule --- 4 US citizen grandparents.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (HeG1i)
Did you notice that the cop had his right foot planted in front of the rear tire so that if he tried to leave, he'd rack up an aggravated assault charge? "Drive away. I dare you. I double dare you."
As to the council meeting being in 20 minutes? Well homey, you're gonna be late since I can't in good conscience let you drive around possibly endangering the public with an unsafe vehicle.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)
The last time my old man got stopped by the cops was for speeding; he was running late for a court hearing in a neighboring county. Now, he wasn’t going nearly that fast, but he took his lumps. But he wasn’t a county commissioner or anything like that. Just a soldier.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (vupS9)
Updated for accuracy.
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (EoyNh)
The officer tells Jimenez he clocked him driving 104 mph in a 70. Jimenez said he wasn’t paying attention, apologized, said he was on his way to work and that the board meeting started in 20 minutes.
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He saying he's late so he gets to speed. Which means he'll keep doing it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 05:33 PM (zqeQL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 05:35 PM (bX16E)
What's unique here is the perps name - Q'Laundra Hood
https://tinyurl.com/58tjz89a
And I assume you have all seen this from York PA?
https://tinyurl.com/yw9ukxxh
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 05:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Bloomberg makes leftwing scumbag democrat politicians look bad
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:36 PM (qrwTk)
What's unique here is the perps name - Q'Laundra Hood
https://tinyurl.com/58tjz89a
And I assume you have all seen this from York PA?
https://tinyurl.com/yw9ukxxh
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Check out the judge in the Q'Laundra case.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Let the crying and recrimination commence at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)
Cops have a caltrop/spike strip device that fits in the hand. When they're dealing with someone they suspect will take off, they can put it right in front of the tire. No need to get in front of the pursuit and throw spike strips in front of a speeding car. It's pretty nifty.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (qrwTk)
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For me, that's a strawman. I'm not saying anything "was" anything. I'm explaining a scenario.
Because I can't say it definitely wasn't intentional. I wanted to. I started to. But as I thought about it, the scenarios for intentionality came to me.
First of all, they could have spent a billion on that one photo, and yes, it still could have been incidental or simply whatever shapes they were. That's not off the table. So it's not like money = inevitability.
So when I said that people would be shocked at how much money they spend to engineer photos it's not about shapes can't be incidental. But it is about how much attention and engineering goes into one single photo that attenuates the case that something is simply incidental. Which leaves room for a separate thing to be engineered into the shot.
And repeatedly I have said that if they did one end, they probably did the other. I am not affirming what the other side "found" was intentional, only that they may have planted a semblance that guerrilla viral marketting would crop.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (CHq+B)
Posted by: anunaki at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (v3pYe)
Im sick and tired of our tax dollars paying for kids born to people already on the dole.
Maybe keep your legs together. We pay for birth control.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (FhXTo)
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I would think that as soon as you run from the scene, it is no longer "involuntary manslaughter" but murder.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (qrwTk)
Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.
Posted by: four seasons
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I support the 4 grandparent rule --- 4 US citizen grandparents.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (qrwTk)
My brother served in the military. My mother legally naturalized. You'd disenfranchise me and him and the rest of my siblings, even though some of my ancestors fought in the Revolutionary War and Civil War (on the winning sides). It'd be like the grandfather laws used to disenfranchise blacks in the old South.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:43 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Let the crying and recrimination commence at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)
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People who say things like that are forgetting that there is no control universe.
We could have just as easily made another mistake that could have been worse had we not opted for universal suffrage.
But I do get your point.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e)
Genius move. Then when his foot gets destroyed he can get disability and medical retirement pension.
Posted by: Clever. Painful but clever. at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (TbWk/)
So Michael Bloomberg remains a climate cultist. I can't get over how these billionaires can be so ignorant and irrational. He has people who vet supplicants and causes up to their eyeballs, doesn't he? On any day of the week he's turning away tens of thousands of people who want his money for their world-saving program. Feed the Africans, save the spotted owls, stop the deforestation, on and on. There ARE actually good causes meanwhile. Nigerian Christians, Yazidi girls, disabled American veterans. And this is what he picks -- kill the internal combustion engine in America?
Bill Ackman is another one. He seems to be in recovery, although I wouldn't put it past him to slip in some direction or other. His wife speaks like a climate cultist and runs some organization that makes no money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 05:35 PM (bX16E)
Khazar Milkers Oligarchy >>> Ashkenazi Oligarchy
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (l3cgK)
You are right.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)
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Beam me up.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe)
I like those caramel werfers from Holland. Great with coffee.
Posted by: Delicious at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM
I did not know that.
I would like one on a stick (like a cheap selfie stick) so the officer does not have to bend over to place it.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (HlyYF)
No need to defend yourself, I only meant you were "nuts" as a figure of speech.
Just call me an ass and move on. I appreciate your logic, I only feel bad you took me too seriously.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Then how come he ran as a Democrat for president?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Key ongoing and recent legal battles include:
Multi-state coalitions filed lawsuits challenging the administration's abrupt cancellation and buyouts of offshore wind energy leases using Judgment Fund money. (Eight-state East Coast coalition with a separate concurrent lawsuit filed by California.)
State AGs secured a preliminary injunction blocking the administration's demands for sensitive personal information regarding commercial driver's license holders. (24 states and jurisdictions)
AGs have successfully blocked or won rulings against attempts to cut off federal food assistance and social service access for immigrant families and lawful permanent residents.(25-state makeup.)
Coalitions have continuously sued over executive orders attempting to exert federal control over state-run elections, NIH grant terminations, and public health funding rescissions.(The exact ^ 25-states.)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (NFX2v)
I've heard more and more people saying it: every relationship a lefty has is transactional.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)
That certainly explains the women who get divorced because of any number of stupid reasons. Same reason they got married. He has money, or he is a beta she can boss around, or who the hell knows? Nothing about sacrificial love, wishing the highest and best for the other for the other's sake, 'til death do us part. Just, how do you like me now?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (XFD51)
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Lefties don't believe in unconditional love.
So they can't experience it, nor can they give it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (I6R/i)
And the squad are not commies/socialists...just Dems...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (l3cgK)
So when I said that people would be shocked at how much money they spend to engineer photos it's not about shapes can't be incidental. But it is about how much attention and engineering goes into one single photo that attenuates the case that something is simply incidental. Which leaves room for a separate thing to be engineered into the shot.
Posted by: Axeman
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Dude, there WASN'T ONE PHOTO. It was a REEL, and some bot did a frame-by-frame and found one image that it managed to CROP and INCREASE THE CONTRAST on and voila! A white triangle!
Like I said, it really means there will definitely be no black-and-white ads until people get over this shit. Probably no identifiable triangles either. Bots can find anything, especially if you allow them to MANIPULATE IMAGES.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (qrwTk)
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How does running from the scene change how voluntary it was?
Perhaps Murder+evasion could be made a more severe crime where the level of volition is discounted, but flight can easily be an instantaneous reaction to involuntarily killing someone, given negligence.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (Fi81e)
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.
Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.
I sometimes think our country has been pussified.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4)
They published an ad with a picture of a group of Stanford students. They edited the picture to change a white male to a black female. They also made the chubby Asian girl slimmer and cuter.
http://tiny.cc/8kxa101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: DaveA
.......
What do I get for a Speedy Gonzalez joke?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (UjdFS)
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.
Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.
I sometimes think our country has been pussified.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4)
The First Amendment does not protect a so-called "right" to not be offended...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:50 PM (l3cgK)
He carried on what Giulianni had started and completely re-invogirated NYC making it truly the capital of the world and had NYC spinning like a top, he got bored in his third term and let his inner Karen take over, and it's pretty much subsumed him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 05:50 PM (XV/Pl)
They published an ad with a picture of a group of Stanford students. They edited the picture to change a white male to a black female. They also made the chubby Asian girl slimmer and cuter.
http://tiny.cc/8kxa101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (mkw2N)
fatphobics!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Long handle ice pick works.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: wth at September
Slowpoke Rodriguez was better.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM
Every Leftist I know is heavily reliant on labels for "understanding". Of course, the valid labels must be placed by the woke octopus.
Right-wingers are perfectly capable of our own analysis, and don't give a crap about the "labels".
If I can observe you putting dog shit on my cheeseburger, I am NOT going to eat it, even if you label it "gourmet cuisine".
I know several Leftists that would still eat the burger.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM
Every Leftist I know is heavily reliant on labels for "understanding". Of course, the valid labels must be placed by the woke octopus.
Right-wingers are perfectly capable of our own analysis, and don't give a crap about the "labels".
If I can observe you putting dog shit on my cheeseburger, I am NOT going to eat it, even if you label it "gourmet cuisine".
I know several Leftists that would still eat the burger.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (HlyYF)
And wouldn't complain about it afterward.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 32 ounce carbonated drinks at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1)
I think both got off rather light for driving like that....and I'm a Phillies Phan.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (dIske)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Oh Jim, it's a comment, not a serious proposal.
Yeah, a lot of really good people would be unable to vote. But same if we took the franchise from women or non-property owners, or anyone handicapped who can't work......
The end result though is that the people who agreed with you would be in charge. And your kids would be able to vote.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (qrwTk)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.
Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.
I sometimes think our country has been pussified.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4
Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.
Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:54 PM (I6R/i)
Bloomberg made his millions by selling terminals that gave the very, very rich stock symbols microseconds faster than the public could get them.
So they could automatically execute trades and steal more from the public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -- Adopted Democrat Motto
Posted by: Milton at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (XeU6L)
Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.
Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)
There is NOTHING in the Constitution about a Right not to be offended.
Now, there is a Right to free speech... and no prohibition from being offensive.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM
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Something else they do that isn't widely known. And, the video of this stop starts after they do it. They will touch the left taillight with their right hand and place a finger print there.. . So, in the event that the driver runs, they can identify the vehicle when the catch up or find it (even if they change or had bogus plates on...which happens a lot).
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mmrXZ)
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As far as I saw, there is no frame in the video that is posed like that picture. It is a separate release of ~4 stills, not the video. AFAIS. There no frame with her putting the shoe on her head, AFAIS, but there is a still.
And the fact that it convinces you that other pictures other stills means it ABSOLUTELY was not intentional is something somebody could predict and use.
It does not diminish the engineered controversy scenario. In fact, it makes a better case for why converse is expecting more than a momentary backlash.
You have to look at the whole scenario I have proposed. None of it is "racist".
The intentional scenario finds it very likely that Converse set up the controversy by planting a semblance and then anonymously revealing it.
There is no way Converse could have paid for this much of their name in people's mouths.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (XeU6L)
Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)
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That's their entire plan. To "fix" "society" (a strong holdover from Owen, btw). Thus they can't have you counteracting their "fix". You're part of the problem as part of unfixed society.
At least I'll say about Owen is that he bankrolled the whole "change". You didn't have to join his communes, and he didn't try to change your society in place.
And that's exactly what Marx thought was "socialism done wrong". It was voluntary.
Marx provided a logistical path to Owen's solution. He rode the wave of Rousseau, developed a theory of history, and made a crude "plan" of how to get to Owen's communes through historical development.
The funny thing is that Marx turns out to be the first person to say "He didnt' do socialism right".
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)
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Mine has a protective coating of grime.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (XeU6L)
I learn so much from all of you.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)
Oh Jim, it's a comment, not a serious proposal.
Yeah, a lot of really good people would be unable to vote. But same if we took the franchise from women or non-property owners, or anyone handicapped who can't work......
The end result though is that the people who agreed with you would be in charge. And your kids would be able to vote.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (qrwTk)
Yeah, I know. But bad ideas that are close enough to good ones...and I understand such a change would be nigh impossible to do.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)
That is a bogus argument. Alexis de Tocqueville made the case.
The Control Group is every culture in all of human history, you don't need a parallel alternate/control universe when you have the Fourth Dimension.
But it wasn't just the 19th Amendment. Successive generations kept diluting the vote of people who had skin in the game.
15th - opened it up to non property owners
17th - took away State rights by popular election of the State's representatives.
19th - opened it up to emotional, irrational voters
23rd - allowed non-States to vote (further diluting the Union of States into an amorphous mess)
24th - removed the poll tax and allowed the dead, illegal aliens, street bums, welfare recipients, pets, fictional characters to vote
26th - Let people whose social mental development is still years off to vote.
All of these things conspired to turn elections into advanced auctions for stolen goods, since the one-way ratchet of returning to office is through gifts of other people's money.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (PVBkQ)
And if you don't reform, you should, in their theory, be removed from the solution.
This is why Nazism is simply an extreme case of social engineering: Jews, the theory goes, stood in the way of a gelling German state that could really make headway. "Jewish newspapers" were always critical of German government and German people. Jews also held a good part of the wealth of the German nation.
Jews were in the way.
This is simple government-as-social-transformation behavior. It's just vituperatively aimed at a genetic variety.
Nazism is special by the lengths to which they pursued a genocidal "reform". But it falls into the general category of government-as-social-transformation. A key note of "fascism".
People are in the way--useless eaters, like the infirm, disabled and elderly, who cannot contribute to the societal value of work, can be removed.
Currently, if you're not on board with UK progress, the UK removes you to prison--at least for the time being.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (Fi81e)
That is a bogus argument. Alexis de Tocqueville made the case.
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It's not a bogus argument. Because a control group changes ONE thing, not a whole bunch of things and intangibles.
I believe that there is something to be leveraged from comparable situations. But there is no control universe.
I support your effort to convince as many people you can that universal suffrage was a bad idea, and if you raise a significant majority, to roll that back.
I sure as hell don't pretend to know that much better, and that's our system, anyway.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)
That's a good question. I assumed talking points went out, because other than Trump coins, I couldn't think of anything.
Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (uhVAy)
Fine, then it is mental masturbation since in real-life few get the luxury to create a walled off control group—because you don't even know what that walled off group would look like.
So you look for patterns, signals, cause and effect, you collect data, make reasonable assumptions, test your assumptions, modify if they don't back test.
What your saying, in effect, is that algorithmic trading can't possibly happen because there is no control group that can run in parallel to compare The Trade to The Non Trade.
There are prohibitions to illegal aliens and dead people voting, yet a significant portion of voting is by these groups. It isn't possible to set up a 19th Control Group because there are always people working a "fix" around the obstacle.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (nAS9C)
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No.
Your mission is to serve liquor to rugmunchers, so they can get action from other box-jockeys, and aid them all in their missions to fingerbang otherwise unfuckable wildebeests by lowering their inhibitions with enough rotgut to take down Andre the Giant.
That's the "system," bitches. Love it, or something. I dunno. Fuck all y'all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (8IxOa)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (4vd8A)
Grand Jury: There Was No Murder In the Drowning Death of Nolan Wells
For some reason, what Black Conservative Perspective calls "The Pro Blacks" are angry that a black kid was not murdered.
The Disney Groomer Network is probably all busted up about it, too.
The media refuses to report on black crimes against whites -- there is still no national reporting on the white girls dragged into the bushes by their hair to be beaten on by black "youths" during a Mostly Peaceful "Teen Takeover" -- on the theory that reporting black on white crimes would incense whites who would then start attacking blacks. On the other hand, they are determined to report fake White on Black Hate Crimes, despite there being proof that whites were not involved. Leftist politicians like Ayanna Presley and the media keep claiming that a black student was "lynched," despite there being videotape of him walking into the woods where he was found hanged carrying a rope. He brought a rope for his own lynching? Or was he just walking around randomly with a rope and coincidentally ran into a Lynching Party who thought "wow, the guy brought his own lynchin' rope, must be our day!" Meanwhile, the AP keeps reporting that a black woman found hanged is triggering black people, reminding them of whites lynching blacks. They fail to report that there was a man arrested in the crime -- a black man who knew the victim personally.
The grand jury reviewing the evidence in the death of Nolan Wells has found that no criminal charges are warranted at this point, according to the Jackson County Grand Jury Report released late Monday night. The report says that the "position of, condition of, time of discovery, and location" of the 18-year-old's body off the coast of Mississippi this July is "consistent with drowning." Wells vanished after he and friends had gone out celebrating the Fourth of July holiday on barrier islands off the Gulf Coast. His body was recovered in the waters off Horn Island two days later. Authorities have previously said they believe the college football player drowned, but the final determination would go to a grand jury that would review all the case materials, including the state medical examiner's completed autopsy report, to decide whether Wells' death involved a crime. The grand jury of 23 people, convened last week, found "no credible evidence to support the public allegations" that anyone riding to or from the island that day surrounding Wells "engaged in any criminal conduct related to" his death. The panel was comprised of what the report called a "cross section of citizens" from the area: 13 men and ten women, including "12 Caucasians, five African Americans, one Asian, two Hispanics, two Native Americans, and one individual who preferred 'other.'" Their ages ranged from 27 years old to 68 years old. The grand jury heard from 43 witnesses and reviewed materials including physical evidence collected at the scene, digital evidence, police reports and interviews, videos, images and maps collected during the investigation. That Wells drowned is a conclusion by the process of elimination, the grand jury report said, adding that the condition of the body made it harder to figure out. The long-awaited toxicology report was "not particularly informative as decomposition fluid is an unreliable source for evaluating substance levels within a body." The panel found, however, that Wells had no cocaine in his system and no evidence he'd ever used it. The panel did find that Wells bought alcohol with a fake ID, and no adults of alcohol-buying age provided any to him on the island that day. There was bruising on the back of Wells' head, which was "not a fatal injury," the report said. The grand jury "found no evidence of any fatal injury or organic disease to Mr. Wells' body."
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South. pic.twitter.com/sCmPZt6C8K
— The Associated Press (@AP) September 21, 2026
There is a waterfall of poison pumped into the black community in America by the media, Hollywood, academia, and black community leaders. A never ending cascade of poisonous misinformation and it breaks minds and souls. It’s deeply, deeply evil. https://t.co/I0RLX0mLYh
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) September 22, 2026
L A R R YIt's more than that. AP wants to boost black voter turnout and they're willing to lie and incite violence against whites to get it. If they just wanted us "divided and angry," they would also report on the very much more numerous examples of black attacks on whites. They don't -- they completely embargo them.
@LarryOConnor 19h She was murdered by a black man. @AP hates you and wants Americans divided and angry. There is literally no other possible explanation for this garbage.
BREAKING: Maryland “lynching” death ruled a suicide. They pushed the story that a white man hung him.
— Kristin Sokoloff (@ksoklower4
The medical examiner just ruled he hung himself. No other trauma. Video shows nobody else there. pic.twitter.com/NqdbRUyJen
National media outrage over a sneaker ad vs over a black mob beating white girls: pic.twitter.com/twGqJjNQ58
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 22, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (W2Pud)
They're ENRAGED. "America ain't ready for what's gon happen when we break out on them with our rage!"
Then the other host: "we aren't angry ENOUGH!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (+Pz7P)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM
Cheap flattery will get you nowhere.
Expensive flattery, however...;P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (P6lWH)
This is the power of relentless propaganda.
Posted by: PG at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (3cARd)
And a partridge in a pear tree.
I'm so glad Obama left us with a colorblind society. All that racial healing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: nckate at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (HeG1i)
Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)
Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib... and gets disgracefully short sentence
https://shorturl.at/fKiXD
(Daily Mail)
Spoiler Alert:
11 years
Posted by: No Name Today at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (rujGJ)
Story SPIKED.
Posted by: This Is CNN at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Zombie Elvis Presley at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)
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Common occurrence in the country.
Don't come to the country. It's dangerous. Stay in your safe cities.
Don't you know that NYC has a lower crime rate than all of Mississippi?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (rujGJ)
What is just about the only thing a muzzie wouldn't do...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (l3cgK)
It’s Mississippi.
The woods are crawling with KKK just waiting on a black guy with a rope to walk by.
They had to out earning digns out and everything.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (rujGJ)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)
This is the power of relentless propaganda.
Posted by: PG
One of the 'Keye and Peele' guys directed that. His mom is white. So is his wife. Yet all the movies he has directed (several, don't know how many), the baddie is white(s). Always. He brags about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (rJ48h)
If dog whistles were sneakers
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK)
Expensive flattery, however...;P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*sob*
-- Zombie Rachel Corrie
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)
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They also think they're 50% of the US population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
They had a cropped shot of just her skirt, the floating shoes, and her shoes. The floating shoes could have been interpretted as someone "hung", and the white skirt as a clan-member, just in the same shoes.
Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (Gqar8)
It's a sad excuse for a lynching party that doesn't bring its own piece of rope.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (guGkK)
This case still reeks. I cannot believe that they would be working so hard to discontinue investigation if Wells were a white kid who died under these circumstances.
The family needed a criminal prosecutor not a civil attorney. Ben crump should’ve never represented this family. Him and Al sharpton failed the wells family…
The criminal prosecutor is the district attorney who failed the family. The police failed the family. The community failed the family. Crump and Sharpton simply cast a brighter light on the situation, they have no authority to charge or prosecute anyone.
All of these bastards are in on it. It was a fucking obvious murder and i am beyond angry and beyond tired. IS THERE ANYThING that can now happen to keep calling this out or is Nolan Well's death just gonna be accepted as is???
I knew that was coming. They tampered with the whole thing from the start and those other kids' parents with their monies and lawyers were all over it.
It’s Mississippi. Just more disappointment and heartbreak 💔.
What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Garage door pull ropes are nooses! at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
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It's still the 1950s in the South, dontchaknow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (rujGJ)
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (EoyNh)
How many of these same posters also say that Lindsay Clancy didn't kill her children?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (l3cgK)
And how do you feel about Lindsay Clancy's three kids?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (guGkK)
The family needed a criminal prosecutor not a civil attorney. Ben crump should’ve never represented this family. Him and Al sharpton failed the wells family
Hoping for the Ghetto lottery were they....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (EoyNh)
They be raaacist!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (l3cgK)
This is how it went every damn time.......I'll tell ya. We wuz just SHOCKED. Every damn time......
Posted by: Robert Byrd at September 22, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)
I'll only make a joke about this story if they flay the "mother" alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:49 PM (guGkK)
Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)
This is a nappy occasion!
Posted by: I denounce myself at September 22, 2026 03:49 PM (TbWk/)
Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib... and gets disgracefully short sentence
https://shorturl.at/fKiXD
(Daily Mail)
I bet drugs were involved. Also, I once read a story like that in a horror anthology, but the perp was the drugged-out babysitter.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 03:50 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
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The Black Community, riding Emmitt Till's moldering corpse like Secretariat since 1955.
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h)
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 22, 2026
That whole bunch of bullshit is peak retardation.....FFS......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)
The media, academe, government, nonprofits, and the DEI industry all have a vested interest in keeping the wound open, and sticking a shitty stick in it whenever possible.
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Etta Dahg at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (yFLFB)
Unless it’s white people rioting.
That has to be deal with post haste with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)
That story was outrageous.. The police didn't arrest anyone.... I see Harmeet Dillon is looking into it....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
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Japanese are white adjacent because they try to mimic white cultural conventions (of which there are none because white people don't have culture) about respect and punctuality.
You see, no one can have such cultural priorities unless they are trying to get on the good side of whitie. They have no agency in the presence of whitie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: mr tmz
Many muscles were torn making that reach.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Y+ssL)
The child of a murderer and rapist who told his friends he was going to sexually harass a white woman and then sexually harassed a white woman while his friends watched through a window?
Yes, the victim recanted. But only after she realized they were going to kill him.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
Uh, he was an asshole that attempted to force himself on that white girl, but don't let facts get in your way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)
He FA and FO. F*ck him.
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:54 PM (EoyNh)
Posted by: They're crazed. at September 22, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)
Seth Rich's murderer still not found...
Unless you count Hillary because everyone knows she ordered the hit...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: 18-1
Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
True. But a South Korean ad for South Korea and Malaysia could GAS about American blacks.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Y+ssL)
Posted by: mr tmz
Many muscles were torn making that reach.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Y+ssL)
Thats the first time I’ve seen the entire ad.
Everybody has been bitching and moaning over a cropped section to make it look as ominous as possible.
I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Because they wanted to.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (Y+ssL)
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (anL5R)
So I guess what these Redditors are saying is we shouldn't allow women to be DAs?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
Everybody has been bitching and moaning over a cropped section to make it look as ominous as possible.
I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
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"People only read the Headlines."
-the headline
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (X57hR)
Thats the first time I’ve seen the entire ad.
Everybody has been bitching and moaning over a cropped section to make it look as ominous as possible.
I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
The ad has nothing racist about it whatsoever. They DIG for racism in EVERYTHING. There's no intent. There's nothing there, but goddamnit they'll FIND SOMETHING to divide America and start the race war they so desperately want.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)
Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.
The argument isn't she's a racist, for all I know maybe she is.
The argument is she is part of an ad campaign celebrating the Klan which didn't like Asian people either...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (rJ48h)
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I have a scenario about that.
First of all, one of the most lucrative jobs for a psychology PhD is in marketing and advertising.
Second, few people know how much engineering goes into one photo still, staging, retouching, everything and how much money that costs. In the 80s, advertisers could spend 50K for a one page ad.
Regardless of whether or not you believe subliminal advertising works, advertisers pay psychology experts the big bucks for theories like that.
I float the idea that Converse may have stage it, with enough details that would make it doubtful.
But observing several years of watching Trump direct the media attention by outrage, I suspect that if it was deliberate, Converse probably didn't leave the discovery up to chance, and it actually paid the outrage seeders as well.
This is not something I rate as high-probability, but it's on the field for me.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
The word of a white woman still gets black men crucified, metaphorically anyway. If it's good enough for a dissenting Massachusetts juror now why not Emmett Till?
Posted by: Inconsistency detected at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (TbWk/)
Gotta have some fuel to fire up that agenda.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (I43vL)
Now if instead the woman was in a short skirt showing some skin like SS the FNM would be complaining about that.
I guess the only way to win would be to cast an unattractive masculine looking minority woman crapping on a US flag or something
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (w9Wax)
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The reflection on her white dress looked like a clan hood. It might have been intentional, an op. They also had a cross promotion where they had some guy standing on a ladder with shoes hanging from a tree by the shoe strings. It was weird. I think it was an op.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (anL5R)
77 I want everyone here to know that I am guilty of rackism.
A love a huge rack.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)
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"This man here does not love the appropriate big parts of a lady."
-Sir Mix-a-Lot
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Science! at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (dHE+H)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
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--Of Color.
White-adjacent Supremacists?
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)
This.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)
They purposely make it very difficult to discover who runs the thing, but this link is helpful
https://www.ap.org/about/our-people/
Some of the people on the board run local newspapers. If you don't like what the AP is doing, you might let them know, if you are in their cities.
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (I43vL)
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The demand for racism is pricing it out of the market.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (HlyYF)
Did they have "suspects"?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)
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White supremacism, which means that Trump should be brought up on murder charges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (X57hR)
Now a feminine looking K-pop boy? that they would like
And I have to say occasionally I'll end up on a twitter page of some leftwing media figure and they ALL seem to like k-pop boy bands. Yes even the men.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM
Because they need to fall for it. racism is all they have left. Without racism they have nothing left to live for.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (I43vL)
Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib... and gets disgracefully short sentence
https://shorturl.at/fKiXD
(Daily Mail)
Spoiler Alert:
11 years
Posted by: No Name Today at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (8mulE)
So Ghetto Lobster is off the menu?
Posted by: Old Bay Seasoning at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (dHE+H)
Posted by: jim
The word of a white woman still gets black men crucified, metaphorically anyway. If it's good enough for a dissenting Massachusetts juror now why not Emmett Till?
Posted by: Inconsistency detected
Most of the "Black Reddit" comments I saw backed the lone juror. Skin solidarity over sex, I guess? It certainly isn't logically or objective-based.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (HlyYF)
When I look at hot Korean chicks there isn't enough blood flow to my brain to think anything at all.
Posted by: IYKWIMAITTYD at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: 18-1
Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
True. But a South Korean ad for South Korea and Malaysia could GAS about American blacks.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Y+ssL)
No, the ad, as far as I saw, was NOT racist. As I wrote earlier, it was a dog whistle.
Only if you are attuned to seeing racism everywhere can you see racism in this ad.
Now this ad...
https://youtu.be/X27dvuBSyXE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (l3cgK)
........
She had a bun in the oven?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)
The woods are crawling with KKK just waiting on a black guy with a rope to walk by.
__________
I thought 98% of KKK members were undercover FBI agents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)
Only thing I can think of to make it make sense is the Delta Tau Chi principle: They can't do that to our pledges; only we can do that to our pledges.
We see this play out in Chicago crime numbers all the time.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (q3u5l)
Where black people better not be outside after dark.
Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (3cUTc)
The left needs a new hobby.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (2Cry5)
Racism generates clicks and revenue.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (kg+tO)
Most of the "Black Reddit" comments I saw backed the lone juror. Skin solidarity over sex, I guess? It certainly isn't logically or objective-based.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (XxBX3)
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It's tribal.
People are tribal.
The only people that aren't, on one level, are those who adhere to some form of classical liberalism and its offshoots. And yet, they still have their tribe: those who oppose those who oppose their ideology. They'll take anyone who opposes those who oppose them. It's why Erick Erickson is far more concerned with attacking the "woke right" in all its forms which has no actual power than the establishment left which does have a lot of power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (HlyYF)
This, coming from the guy who posts a comment at #88!!!!!
HEIL HITLER!!!!!! He killed blacks too, you racist black wannamurderah!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ccf/V)
The people complaining about racism need to be sent to India. They will find out about real racism.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)
They have tried to manufacture several, but they've all fizzled out.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)
_______
No more USAID money to sponsor them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (eRlcH)
Where black people better not be outside after dark.
Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
They were a thing at one time, I believe.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: IYKWIMAITTYD
ISWYDT
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (Y+ssL)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)
That sounds a lot like my pillow company......
Posted by: David Hogg at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)
It wasn’t deliberate.
It’s a typical modern Asian aesthetic shoe ad that some crazy black person here in the states hallucinated some kind of racial symbology from the way the model’s arm hangs down and a pair of Chucks.
There is nothing wrong with the ad.
It is performative delusion, and surely not marketing genius or they never would have ran it.
They’re Chucks.
Few people, outside of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, don’t know Chucks.
The last thing Converse would want is this kind of controversy for their most popular shoe.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
That has to be deal with post haste with extreme prejudice."
White People are so much easier to deal with. Even Antifa is, but they don't get hassled cuz' they are "down with the (leftist/globalist) cause".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (vbXSk)
Same reason so many people fell for the Russia collusion lies. Propaganda works which is why for a long time the federal government was prohibited from using against US citizens. Until Obama helped overturn the prohibition.
This is why Trump is trying to destroy the fake media. I agree with him, it is a national security threat when so many people can influenced by blatantly fake news.
Given the size of the populations, black on what crime is orders of magnitude greater than white on black but from the way the media covers it you would think it is just the opposite. The country would be in a much better place if they media didn't constantly lie.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)
Nike just got a TON of free press with this stupid Converse set up. Stupid made up bullshit.
Never apologize if you “offend” someone looking to be offended. Never ever apologize to a liberal.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (W2Pud)
Where black people better not be outside after dark.
Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
They were a thing at one time, I believe.
Posted by: Bulg
Vidor, Texas
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (Y+ssL)
The people complaining about racism need to be sent to India. They will find out about real racism.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)
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Hell, downtown Jackson, Mississippi might be a good starting point.
But, we can go with Mexico, Japan, Italy (don't get them started on the Roma), or Egypt.
The whole world is fucking racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (X57hR)
The woods are crawling with KKK just waiting on a black guy with a rope to walk by.
__________
I thought 98% of KKK members were undercover FBI agents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)
And all paid by SPLC
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (l3cgK)
HEIL HITLER!!!!!! He killed blacks too, you racist black wannamurderah!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM
I denounce myself!
(PI slowly shuffles off to The Barrel.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (HlyYF)
Where black people better not be outside after dark.
Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
How would they play midnight basketball?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (viF8m)
(PI slowly shuffles off to The Barrel.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (HlyYF)
Remember: Those are the people that think Kumswala Harris is an 'African American' and vote for her simply for that fallacy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)
The marketing psychologist tend to use a Freudian dynamic of sex and death. Again, whether or not you believe subliminal messages work, you probably know it's not impossible to get an uneasy feeling about a advertising shoot you can't explain.
For example--and this is the theory--smokers suppress their worry about cancer, but reminding them about cancer excites that complex, and they pursue relief through what? Cigarettes.
Hence, there was a cigarette add in Sports Illustrated. At the time, (I think it was) Cooper was the biggest supplier of Hockey equipment. But the lettering on the goalie's gloves cannot be mistaken for "Cooper" with any scrutiny. It doesn't look exactly like "Cancer", because that would just give it away, but it looks suggestively like "Cancer".
Again there is too much money and production put into a single still of of marketing, that some guerilla form of viral marketing is completely off the table.
It makes it even more likely that "they didn't do that on purpose" as the head of marketing appears to be some sort of mulatto.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)
Never apologize if you “offend” someone looking to be offended. Never ever apologize to a liberal.
Posted by: nurse ratched
A lot of people on Facebook just had their world rocked. They were ssked, "so I guess you're getting rid of your Jordans, huh?"
They didn't realize that Nike had bought Converse.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (Y+ssL)
Most people want to live in peace. Unfortunately it is their version of peace which destroys society.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (/QHx4)
Few people, outside of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, don’t know Chucks.
No, the uncontacted tribes in the Amazon know me. I was exiled among them, and taught them how to play basketball.
-- Chuck Cunningham
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nckate at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (enNUy)
Most people want to live in peace. Unfortunately it is their version of peace which destroys society.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (/QHx4)
The muzzies always taqqiyah that Islam means peace...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (l3cgK)
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Look I thought so also, but then I started looking at some of the clips/edits stills - there is nothing in a shoot like this that isn't planned. There is definitely a shot where they created a reflection of a klan hood on the skirt. In a prior shot it is a star. The arm of the star is removed and it is a profile of a hood. Not accidental. Part of the intended design. Also they darkened the image so it isn't clear that there aren't legs in the sneakers instead of the girls hand holding them and cropped the shot so it is suggestive. There is a side campaign where they have shoes hanging from a tree and guy on a ladder. It looks weird. Black and white. Its subconscious but they are doing a mind fcuk here. Its an op. None of it is accidental.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (eRlcH)
lol. You're right. I keep forgetting. It's amazing how much our own government was undermining our republic.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (0MjtC)
The muzzies always taqqiyah that Islam means peace...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (l3cgK)
Know islham, no peace.
No islham, know peace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (ccf/V)
Naturally Converse pulled the ad and apologized.
Where are you when America needs you, Chuck Taylor?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (qlLNh)
lol. You're right. I keep forgetting. It's amazing how much our own government was undermining our republic.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (0MjtC)
We have no idea what you're talking about.....
Posted by: The CIA at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (eRlcH)
WTI futures fell below $90 today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)
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Oil going up 20% and then down 10% in like 2 weeks (it'll go further) is just trading on the news.
People freaked out about the east-west pipeline hit even though it was operating at about 40% capacity because the strait traffic had picked up to at least 60% pre-war levels (including Iran's oil, which shouldn't get counted because it was going black market to China and nowhere else), and the bypass to the hit was going to be up in a matter of days (it's up now, it was only days), all while the storage at the refining sights on the west coast of Saudi Arabia were actually full.
The actual facts on the ground didn't support the rise in prices, but the rise in prices happened because people are stupid, panicky animals.
I know a guy who bought a Tesla, brand new, with the money he made from shorting oil last week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (rujGJ)
@EricLDaugh 2h
Hilarious moment as Japan PM Sanae Takaichi just told the Fake News, GET OUT OF THE ROOM
TAKAICHI: "I'd like to cover a lot of agenda items [with Trump]. Why don't we ask the press to leave the room?"
TRUMP: "Well, YOU HEARD HER!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (HeG1i)
Leftists who pull this "Asian woman holding shoes is just like the KKK!" crap are exactly that. When are corporations going to wise up and just ignore them?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (0MjtC)
Mark Adams on the Board, is part of the Adams Publishing Group, a stealth media empire that has been buying hundreds of local newspapers around the country.
There's a Newhouse on the board, as well.
How about breaking up the media empires?
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (ccf/V)
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That's part of surfing the controversy.
Apparently, there is some information that Cracker Barrell never intended to change their entire market presence, but just wanted to generate some buzz.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
138 Everyone has met someone who can take offense at literally anything that is said to them. They do it to gain moral advantage in any situation. Most people learn to avoid these people as much as possible.
Leftists who pull this "Asian woman holding shoes is just like the KKK!" crap are exactly that. When are corporations going to wise up and just ignore them?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (0MjtC)
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Never be offended for anyone else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)
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So how come none of them want to move back to Africa? Surely they will find a country there that suits them.
Posted by: Decaf at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (XMwZJ)
Few people, outside of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, don’t know Chucks.
No, the uncontacted tribes in the Amazon know me. I was exiled among them, and taught them how to play basketball.
-- Chuck Cunningham
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)
YOU'RE NOT A REAL LAWYER, JIMMY!
Posted by: Charles McGill, Esq. at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (X57hR)
In the US Navy, I traveled the world... and not to the sanitized Tourist places most visit.
The US is by FAR the LEAST Racist country on Earth. Hell, even the EU still has a lot of French who hate Germans, or English... and don't even get started about those dirty Portuguese...
Chinese hate other Chinese, and Koreans, and Japanese... African tribes are CURRENTLY killing and enslaving each other... Houthi vs House of Saud... White Russians vs Mongols... Mexicans vs Central or South Americans...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (WbHIM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (rujGJ)
The trouble is, as someone pointed out above, there isn't any USAID money anymore to fund the needed riots. That's why we keep getting all these "pop and no kicks."
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM
Was that "Subliminal Seduction"? I read that book a long time ago. Pretty fascinating, but I recall being skeptical at the time...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nbLIj)
https://tinyurl.com/454nmt6z
Have a good evening all
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (JrHfD)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
·
1h
Kamala Harris is campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan today
The topic? "Black birthing people"
Wokeness is NOT over
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)
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What are shoes over a line supposed to symbolize?
I figured it could look like a guy whose shoes mean so much to him he climbed up their to retrieve them. (Which you don't see where you see shoes thrown over a power line).
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Nice pie you've got there Can I have a piece, and call it dessert?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
Chuck Taylor also played for the "Akron Firestone Non-Skids".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)
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So how come none of them want to move back to Africa? Surely they will find a country there that suits them.
Posted by: Decaf at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ZNpJk)
I'm sure Uganda or Liberia might be more to their tastes.
Posted by: It's funny because cannibalism at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (TbWk/)
So how come none of them want to move back to Africa? Surely they will find a country there that suits them.
Posted by: Decaf at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ZNpJk)
I think they even know that outside of the US, there's NO COUNTRY ON EARTH that will tolerate the American black as America does.
I mean, sure, there are some quality people in the black community. They don't need to go anywhere. All these whinyass ferals that see racism everywhere in everything and riot every time?
They wouldn't even be welcome in Gaza.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (ccf/V)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
·
1h
Kamala Harris is campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan today
The topic? "Black birthing people"
Wokeness is NOT over
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (kX27y)
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This is like leftie deadenders still wearing covid masks.
Yes, it's still over overall. It's over because normies ignore it now, it's not continuing as a social concern because the bitter clingers are still holding onto their masks.
Woke no longer has cultural purchase outside of blue enclaves. That's what people mean by woke being dead. Not that Democrats won't stop sounding like retards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM
Was that "Subliminal Seduction"? I read that book a long time ago. Pretty fascinating, but I recall being skeptical at the time...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nbLIj)
Well... Brian Wilson did sell a lot of people on the Dream of Calif Beach babes... and surfing.... and fast cars... and...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)
·
1h
Kamala Harris is campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan today
The topic? "Black birthing people"
Wokeness is NOT over
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (kX27y)
We'll see what the final tally says about that......
I mean, it IS Michganistan, but.......black birthing people?!?
FFS........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (ccf/V)
You know, I could've sworn I did a search for Converse before posting this.
Oh, well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (qlLNh)
When are corporations going to wise up and just ignore them?
Posted by: 29Victor
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Converse is complicit. Anyone who apologizes to those racist fucks is one of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mmrXZ)
All these whinyass ferals that see racism everywhere in everything and riot every time?
They wouldn't even be welcome in Gaza.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (ccf/V)
__________
The contempt African immigrants have for native blacks is enormous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (X57hR)
Woke has no Home here.... Homey...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: 29Victor
Yep. We're in the Throw Shit at the Wall part.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (rujGJ)
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They were hanging from a tree. Not a line.
And they were only BLACK shoes DUN DUN DUN!!!
And they were being hung, but a white guy !!!!
seriously. that's how subliminal adverts work. its not an accident.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)
https://tinyurl.com/3v78cu3h
How much of that is due to the power of suggestion?
My youngest daughter is an excellent photographer and frequently shoots her friends partly in light and partly in deep shadows.
It is amazing to me, how much she can highlight, and how much she can de-emphasize, just using that technique. (Most of the shots are to make the girls look prettier - which she accomplishes.)
I am still skeptical that Converse created this controversy on purpose. OTOH, I never discount the deep stupidity of hipster marketing people.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (HlyYF)
==
They were hanging from a tree. Not a line.
And they were only BLACK shoes DUN DUN DUN!!!
And they were being hung, but a white guy !!!!
seriously. that's how subliminal adverts work. its not an accident.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)
subluminal advertising. Because c is the speed limit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: It's funny because cannibalism at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (TbWk/)
Isn't Liberia the one founded by freed American slaves who went there and essentially enslaved the locals?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:22 PM (qlLNh)
Converse is complicit. Anyone who apologizes to those racist fucks is one of them.
==
All of the things in Ace's post are turn out op's for the dems. Corporate boards are all captured. Converse is owned by Nike which is totes captured. Wrap it up, we're done here chief.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:22 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (l3cgK)
Relatively speaking
Posted by: Buncha squares at September 22, 2026 04:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nbLIj)
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So was I.
It got weird toward the end. But there are a couple things that stick.
It is lucrative to be a psychology PhD in marketing--and that makes sense. They spend so much more money per photo than you would ever expect. They touchup the hell out of these photos--for things like making "Cooper" look more like "Cancer".
And that they believe such psychological theories are worth the try, even if you might not.
Vance Packard showed in his book that they were already employing psychology experts to find out how to want you to use soap a whole lot more and change your mind about what was a clean enough house.
We would think our grandparents and great grandparents walked around stinking in comparison to our current culture.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)
Does anyone know if Ace's pic at the top is a true pic from the shoot, and Yahoo's pic is cropped (by Yahoo) to clearly accentuate the Klan hood image?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
Are people exhausted of this yet? We did see a Blexit movement and President Trump made inroads. Canada has endless whining from Indians to get free shit they didn't earn.
I often wonder how libs would react if people showed unconditional support for their other sacred cow abortion and told them society would be so much worse off with that 35 million unwanted blacks.
Pro-abortion but...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)
I grew up in the South. I'm very old, lol, but I wIll say no matter your race we hung out together.
Most of the racism is not coming from the South.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (/QHx4)
___________________________
The removal of tree stumps, brush and haul off work performed by myself at a my relative's house for free on Sept 19th, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of slavery across the US South.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)
==
We live in the age of hypermarketing. Fear is the driver. If they can scare you they can move you.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (anL5R)
I grew up in the South. I'm very old, lol, but I wIll say no matter your race we hung out together.
Most of the racism is not coming from the South.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (/QHx4)
That's better than hanging around together...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)
This was made in Korea.
Korean fashion photographers and models are not dreaming up ways to subliminally insult black Americans with KKK hoods and Chucks.
The reason the point of light is on her dress is because she is standing in the middle of a spotlight in the shape of a star.
It isn’t a hood, it’s a triangle of focused light on a dress that is a composition choice not a racist message.
I’ve got photos I’ve taken of Chucks hanging on an electric wire over a street, that doesn’t mean I’m secretly into electrocuting black people, because, I guess only black people wear Converse?
People are reading way too much into what is mostly just a difference in cultural aesthetics.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)
- but the right sort of Black Deaths are really, really valuable to the Narrative.
Posted by: JB1000 at September 22, 2026 04:27 PM (X6aqU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK
Or hanging each other....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Sco7b)
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The removal of tree stumps, brush and haul off work performed by myself at a my relative's house for free on Sept 19th, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of slavery across the US South.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)
At my brother's workplace, one of his black colleagues told him he found out his ancestors were house slaves, so at least they didn't work in the fields.
My brother (half-Mexican like me) responded, "What's wrong with working in the fields? My Grandmother and Uncles worked in the fields!" ( True, they DID work in the fields )
Black coworker says, "That's just wrong, man". They both laughed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (HlyYF)
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There you go.
My majority "common sense" tells me, it wasn't deliberate.
However, inklings of why Converse might do this intentionally remain. Such a thing has nothing actually to do with recruiting white supremacists to wear their shoes (!!!), but possible strategies for viral marketing.
I simply don't rule the second out.
Having the mixed-race head of marketing is just a really well-placed shield.
Plus this could be seen as a way to get more conservative people to purposively buy Converse to support their brand as a reaction against lefty lunacy.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: 29Victor
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What? You think I'm going to spend my money? Rot!
_G. Soros & Co.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
I'll take STUPIDITY for $5000, Alex.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (TezPK)
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We need to ban trees.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:29 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: That Guy who mutters "¡Ay, caramba!" at September 22, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)
Heh, just checked on Amazon, and someone has a used copy of the book listed for over $140. New paperbacks (if available) are going for $250..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM (nbLIj)
The reason the point of light is on her dress is because she is standing in the middle of a spotlight in the shape of a star.
It isn’t a hood, it’s a triangle of focused light on a dress that is a composition choice not a racist message.
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Well there they changed the image from showing a complete star on her dress, to just the hood outline and had to remove one arm of the star to do it. It is a false image. The arm of the star if it was real should be seen in that as well. The photo is darkened and cropped. Not accidental a choice. Just because it was shot in Korea doesn't mean it wasn't edited in New York. Its an op. And part of the op is to get you to think it all just innocent and nothing to see, while the other side is freaking out because its there to be seen.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM (anL5R)
It's as if another program keeps running after the 'comments' section has loaded.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:29 PM (vC80E)
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The text of the page loads. If you are refreshing, it takes you back to the same space down on the page as where you were before you hit refresh. However, that calculation is based on post-X loads, and the browser places you before the X loads.
Then, the X posts load, one at a time, so it's like the page is dancing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM (X57hR)
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We need to ban trees.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
The man arrested in her death? Black man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)
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We need to ban trees.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
The man arrested in her death? Black man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)
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The black face of white supremacism?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (SHHm+)
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What I heard: It's because a female staff member was able to show him a bunch of stories about how Trump's "probably" banging her.
These are also a part of the outlets that were speculating that Melania's absence from the public was due to Trump beating her so badly she might have been in the hospital for a news cycle or two and had a "Melania Watch", which I think Tater was running.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (5C90x)
They'd have nothing if they didn't have grievance.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (OkYzo)
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We need to ban trees.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
The man arrested in her death? Black man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)
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I know. Still. White people plant trees to have trees to lynch blacks.
Every tree can serve as a reminder to lynching.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
The want it to be true. All emotional.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (rujGJ)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (sFNX2)
This was not a lynching. It was a jump robbing accident.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (OkYzo)
Having the mixed-race head of marketing is just a really well-placed shield.
Plus this could be seen as a way to get more conservative people to purposively buy Converse to support their brand as a reaction against lefty lunacy.
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There you go. Its like when a studio announces they are going to cancel something and the fan base rallies and goes all in. It stokes demand, albeit temporarily. Converse, now owned by Nike, a super work Parent, I wonder if they can see their demo for converse is mostly conservative types? Maybe they are thinking their will be a defensive backlash that will boost their numbers and not hurt them because those offended are not their market anyway. Yes, such calculus does occur.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (anL5R)
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You said "hung"!!! What a dog whistle! I am triggered! Triggered I say! That's the most raciss thing ever. Raciss! Raciss! Raciss!
Posted by: looking for Soros $ at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (sFNX2)
What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
The relentless retardery (redditardery?) would be astonishing if it weren't so common. "Working so hard to discontinue investigation?" That's literally inverted!
IANAL, but I believe it was an extraordinary measure, empaneling a grand jury to examine the evidence when they hadn't made a determination of foul play themselves. I'm pretty sure they usually just ask for a grand jury when there's a case they want to bring. (Maybe they should do this more often; I'm not saying it was wrong, just that it was unusual.) They bent over backwards to avoid even the appearance of bias or dismissiveness, and got no credit for it.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (ke3zm)
Yup. I saw the Photoshop at first and thought it was definitely a KKK hood, but the real ad does not read that way unless you're retarded.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (SHHm+)
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What I heard: It's because a female staff member was able to show him a bunch of stories about how Trump's "probably" banging her.
These are also a part of the outlets that were speculating that Melania's absence from the public was due to Trump beating her so badly she might have been in the hospital for a news cycle or two and had a "Melania Watch", which I think Tater was running.
Posted by: Axeman
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Trump is no prude but he draws a hard line on propriety.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (v6y50)
https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (qlLNh)
Yup. I saw the Photoshop at first and thought it was definitely a KKK hood, but the real ad does not read that way unless you're retarded.
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they a both in the ad campaign - its not an accident. You would not believe the amount of work that goes into a gym shoe ad campaign. not just hours -MONTHS of man hours
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (anL5R)
Ok yeah, he's black.
And don't look up the President Global Footwear & Design.
She's black too.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (Y+ssL)
What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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If you watch it frame by frame, freeze one frame, zoom it, crop it, and bump up the contrast, RAYCISM. There can simply be no doubt of the intent. MAGAts and Klansmen everywhere recognize it instantly as a call to action.
No one will ever dare do a commercial in black and white again, I bet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (mmrXZ)
You're not going to believe it.
'NYT' - Russia is trying to influence US elections!
Give it a break.
We talk about boobs less.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)
We live in a small town in SW Wyoming. No black people which I find strange. I don't care who lives here.
A couple of years ago a white man threatened to kill oldest son who was trying to protect he and his children. The guy was crazy and did kill someone.
Crazy is everywhere no matter the color.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)
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But only after he has watched his morning hour of the gorilla channel!
Posted by: The media are not your friends at September 22, 2026 04:41 PM (anL5R)
https://youtu.be/2CCJkSLb7j0?
Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2026 04:41 PM (4t1fl)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (jmRo5)
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It's not.
But it could be viral ersatz-controversy.
IF it were intentional, they probably did both ends.
Plus if they are pro-Democrat, the Democratic party needs the White Supremacy scare every so often to convince the blacks "They're going to put you back in chains."
The Democrats are beholden to manufactured racism. They really wouldn't survive the depletion of racism scares.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM
I won't presume to speculate about motives, but I think you are wrong by 180 degrees on the photo production.
I think the room was very dark, and they shot with the f-stop wide open. That makes the star crisp, and the background objects dimly visible.
Further, the projection light of the star is NOT straight over the model's head. It is forward of the model and tilted back toward the model to center her in the star projection.
One arm of the star has not been removed - it is illuminating her dress and creating the "hood image".
I can't state with certainty that is NOT a false image, but it certainly CAN be created with normal lighting and normal camera option selections.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:42 PM (HlyYF)
mars needs moms > mars blackmon
Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 04:42 PM (v3pYe)
Ok yeah, he's black.
And don't look up the President Global Footwear & Design.
She's black too.
+++
Surprise Surprise Surprise!
Posted by: Gomer Pyle USMC at September 22, 2026 04:43 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Y+ssL)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (j+aD2)
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That's the key to the suspicion to me.
They are going to lose the shoe-burners--at least for now. But they are going to raise their mind-share in the "calm down" crowd, which is probably much larger.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)
I saw the Photoshop at first and thought it was definitely a KKK hood, but the real ad does not read that way unless you're retarded.
Posted by: Ian S.
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The image is CROPPED. You don't even see that "hood" as anything other than a triangular pane of light in a shadowed room unless you're mentally ill, or...
no one seems to have said it yet, but a BOT. I'm 100% sure you could feed that whole ad to a bot, give your parameters for racism and the liberty it can take in terms of cropping/zooming etc, and tell it to find something. Bot can find it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)
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If you look at the image with the complete star on the dress and compare the "hood". The horizontal arm of the star should be there at least in part because so much of the top point is showing. It isnt there. It has been edited. That's trivially easy to do with computer editing. Its intentional.
Posted by: Gomer Pyle USMC at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (bX16E)
https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Hey, Retard, where did the cotton in your dress come from?
_The store, bitch. Ax me another dumb question.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vC80E)
Then the other host: "we aren't angry ENOUGH!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (+Pz7P)
I'm not exactly going out on a limb here to say that the prevalent mood of a certain percentage of black Americans is rage. Not at anything they can name, of course, just, rage.
Of course they can't articulate what it is that makes them so angry, except that they believe that they should all be millionaires and the only thing keeping them from doing so are some vague accusations of "white privilege," which appears to be the privilege of working our asses off to get ahead.
I have encountered "black rage" on more than one occasion, and I have to say, that percentage of folks go from resting bitch face to swinging fists in less than a second, over anything at all, even if they have to make something up.
It is genetic in origin, but made worse by "the black community." It is truly anti-civilization.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (XFD51)
Every tree can serve as a reminder to lynching.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)
My pecan tree draws crows. Crows are black. I once hanged a fake black crow to try to scare the others away, but it didn't work. I must be a KKK lynching racist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (l3cgK)
https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (qlLNh)
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Meanwhile everyone zooming by on the road behind her is trying their best not to laugh at the obvious joke here. LOL
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
or hit the 5.11 store and buy tactical boots to go along with the load-out bags as the burning time approaches.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (a3CJ+)
_The store, bitch. Ax me another dumb question.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vC80E)
And electricity comes out of the wall, and meat comes wrapped in cellophane. What?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:48 PM (XFD51)
https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM
"I didn't think they did cotton fields any more."
Where did you think the material came from for cotton jeans, t-shirts, etc.?
It is not so much that she is dumb, it is that she never stopped to think about it for even one second. I have lots of "smart" lefty friends that also never stop to think about anything.
If you acted like a third-grade teacher, and asked that lady if cotton clothes still exist, she would say yes. If you asked her where do you think they get the cotton, she would probably pause, and then quizzically answer "cotton fields".
Yet she is not capable of reaching a conclusion she "knows" without someone leading her there.
We no longer teach "thinking" in our public schools or universities.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)
It is genetic in origin...
You are thinking of the "Warrior Gene" or Monoamine oxidase A (MAOA) gene.
the 'L' version, or MAOA-L stands for "low activity" and studies show that people with the low-activity gene are not automatically violent. However, they may react with higher levels of aggression when they face strong provocation or social rejection.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 04:53 PM (9s47C)
Born and raised in MS. I can assure you it is not 1962.
I went to school with black kids and, in fact, the highest achiever after HS, as he is a black MD and attorney and Air Force retired. Others who happened to be white achieved the same degrees after HS. He and his wife came to a reunion in 2001, when I saw him last, and he greeted me as an old friend. We had one class together and he knew what a nitwit I am.
The fact that this poor drowned boy was with white FRIENDS...the word the race baiters omit...is telling. It is no big deal anymore.
On remote Horn Island there is no fresh water, restrooms, or development. I suspect booze, dehydration from booze, and heat were a factor as well as partying like it's 2026.
I know I partied very hard in 1976 after completing my third semester of nursing school with a huge group of friends. A rite of passage for colleges.
No one drowned in our group in that reservoir. I'm not saying it would not happen. Because I don't remember who I went with and what I did other than party and swim for an entire weekend. I dove off of cliffs. Yet I lived.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: boatbuilder at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (K5Kk/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (Cqx++)
What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
When you have lost Sandy...
Posted by: Dick Blysters at September 22, 2026 05:27 PM (Vu7A1)
Angry Lesbian Karen Tries to Cancel Football Coach for Laughing at a Meme and Then Cries As She's Cancelled from TV
Plus: Colin Kaepernick Persists
Pictured: Lesbian Sports-Scold Jana Shortal,
aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom
First: There was some AI fake of a football coach slapping a female reporter for asking an impudent question. This Angry Lesbian Karen demanded he apologize for merely chuckling at the silly AI video. She was trying to cancel a (spit) man for laughing at a joke.
Queer anchor Jana Shortal fumes after Arch Manning laughed about an AI video of coach Steve Sarkisian smacking reporter Holly Rowe.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 16, 2026
Shortal says the video is NOT funny and says that protecting "women in sports" means apologizing to Rowe.
"Yeah, real funny!"
Women with this… pic.twitter.com/kSH8rTSXLi
Breaking The News, KARE 11's weekday news analysis show hosted by Jana Shortal, is leaving Twin Cities TVs and moving to streaming only. KARE 11 owner TEGNA announced Monday evening that the show, which has been running for more than 10 years after the 6 p.m. nightly news broadcast, is moving to a "new home exclusively on the station's streaming programs."Angry Lesbian Karen is angry:
Queer Minnesota anchor who shamed Arch Manning for laughing at an AI video is on the verge of tears as she tells her fans that she has been booted from her TV show.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 22, 2026
Jana Shortal's voice cracked as she told her followers she was demoted to online only.
You love to see it. pic.twitter.com/p4ZevUymXu
Jana wants to pretend she cares about women in sports, while championing boys dominating girls on the field and invading their private spaces.
— Michael Holmstrom (@MichaelH_MN) September 20, 2026
“It's like the whole thing with trans girls in sports, it's a solution looking for a problem. Why are people so afraid of something… pic.twitter.com/EHULjqYzvy
Colin Kaepernick doubled down on his comparison between the NFL and the slave trade during a conversation with, wait for it, former ESPN commentator Ryan Clark. Clark asked Kaepernick about the comparison, which he made during the 2021 Netflix series "Colin in Black & White." "What they don't want you to understand is what's being established is a power dynamic," Kaepernick narrates during the series while depicting the NFL Scouting Combine as a slave auction. "Before they put you on the field, teams poke, prod and examine you, searching for any defect that might affect your performance. No boundary respected. No dignity left intact." Instead of challenging Kaepernick on the ludicrous and offensive comparison, Clark asked him the following during an interview on his "Pivot" podcast: "When did you truly start to have the realization that [the combine] reminds [you] of the slave trade?" Kaepernick was eager to answer. "You get to the point, where it's like, 'Strip down to your drawers,'" he responded. "It feels like a meat market." He added that he did not have the "historical perspective at the time" in 2011 to understand what he now considers a "parallel" to a slave auction. Kaepernick acknowledged that the NFL pays players millions of dollars. However, he argued that the "process and intentions behind the process [are] the same" as slavery. ... It is hard to imagine a less honest or intelligent conversation taking place in sports media this year.Grievance "studies" were created to agitate very stupid people to serve communist politics. The bait is that these "studies" are designed to be so simplistic that even retards can understand them, so they make very stupid people feel smart. You can make a fortune making stupid people feel smart.
... For context, Kaepernick has not played in the NFL since January 2017. He continues to claim that he is "ready" to return to the league and trains every morning as if he is still an NFL starting quarterback.Really? Then why does he have big sagging moobs?
Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, 38, says he is still ready to play in the NFL and is just waiting for a team to call him up.
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) September 17, 2026
"I have to do everything that is in my control to make sure that I'm prepared" pic.twitter.com/cfETozCdIw
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Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (MWfyi)
As what- a locker room toilet bowl brush?
He’s probably already selling nickel bags on the corner.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (IYMzU)
Yup.
>>>Holy crap that's funny........
Thank you, I was hoping that someone would think that was funny.
As George Costanza said, "A smart audience will get it."
Posted by: Lord Humungus Hugging the Guy With Assless Chaps at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (1wjle)
Shortal says the video is NOT funny and says that protecting "women in sports" means apologizing to Rowe.
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"Not so fast, Skeletor."
- He-Man
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (dtlw7)
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Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (+gK6I)
Claiming he's an Escaped Football Slave (who wants to go back to Slavery, but is being kept out of Slavery by Racist Slave-Masters) is the only thing putting food on his table, and based on his bust size, that's a big bill every week.
"Tie me up! Spank me!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)
Posted by: moki at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (wLjpr)
Maybe I can fix her.
And turn her to team men.
Thanks everyone. Great conversation on the last thread.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)
1, the NFL is just like slavery, and
2, this creaky old man, who was never better than low-average when he was young and in shape, is ready to play for the NFL again.
That's right, Kaep, give ammunition to all the people who claim that most people would be perfectly happy enslaved to others.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (vJrRc)
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Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)
Have they called Arizona yet?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (gLYp7)
Not you...
Posted by: George Costanza at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (1wjle)
They pay you a LOT of f*cking money for the right to poke, prod and examine you to make sure you're healthy enough to perform and EARN the money, you f*cking racist ingrate.
Just be found dead in a hotel room already, you asshole.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Uncle Colin Kapernick at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (CHq+B)
1 Women should not be part of any football broadcast, despite the term.
2 Colin Kaepernick lost the starting job to Blaine Gabbert.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (2UnvF)
* don't care enough to even copy/paste his last name
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Stateless
Did you ever finish the monkey statue and post pics of it?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (5yDGQ)
Colin Kaepernick lost the starting job to Blaine Gabbert.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (2UnvF)
*snickers cruelly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (eRlcH)
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I was watching an episode of shark tanks. This lesbian couple rolls up holding hands one is hawt blonde one is cute-ish mixed race.
They get into the negotiations and one of sharks asks why should we give you moneys. The mixed race chicks goes only 10% of VC funding goes to women and of that only 10% to women of color and of that only 50% goes to gay women of color.
And I’m like well how many fucking gay women of color actually ask for VC funding? Very few. I’d bet the percent of those who do and get funding is higher than the percent of white straight men who ask for and get money. Because no VC wants to be accused of gay racism so they’ll throw over a couple of bucks to improve the ESG score.
It’s never ending victimhood everywhere all the fucking time with these people.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU
That was EXACTLY what MSNow sais a little while ago.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (oCio0)
...
It is hard to imagine a less honest or intelligent conversation taking place in sports media this year.
There's nothing honest OR intelligent about that conversation.
They're getting paid MILLIONS. MILLIONS to play a GAME that KIDS play.
Fine. It's JUST LIKE SLAVERY. Ban it. Constitutionally. Take away the arena for them to make the millions.
I. GIVE. NO. F*CKS.
You are a grifter getting paid somehow. Now that you're willing to burn the bridge, you gonna pay the rest of the players that have NO OTHER SKILL?
I bet not, asshole.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle)
This "woman" is just an opportunist looking to boost her status by taking out a prominent male celebrity. Like those women who shamed the guy who landed a spaceship on the comet because he wore a bowling shirt with a girl in a bikini on it to the press conference.
Fucking do something with yourselves instead of tearing other people down for clicks. Losers.
Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (anL5R)
Why ... WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (oCio0)
Women are not meant to ingest woman juice. It does things......negative things.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (fcCLB)
1. Androgenous hairstyle....check
2. Severe facial expression....check
3. Power glasses .....check
4. Stereotypical men's clothing.....check
5. Application of universal victim card.....check
I still can't grasp the concept of advertising sexual proclivities in an overt fashion. You're a lesbian. Whoopieeee!!! You like women. Hoooooray!!! That doesn't require a uniform. And, it doesn't require an over emphasis of an issue that only concerns the individual. It's like the old joke: "How can you tell if someone is a vegan?" "They'll tell you over and over again."
Trick or Treat
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)
Second of all, well, that's it.
Bitch sounds like she wants hundreds of people to get in line and start apologizing. Go chew a rug, 'lady'.
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (NpAcC)
Love the classic glasses. I guess it's a mandatory part of the uniform.
But tell me, is that a wig?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)
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And they want to be our equality salesmen!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (oCio0)
Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)
Okay... I'm a pessimist but the way I see it Texas and Maine are not toss ups... win goes to republican... Also I think probably Ohio.. The only one I feel is a goner is NC.. Oh... MI is also probably Republican.... Of course I have no idea
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (Y8DZL)
That was entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)
And yeah, the NFL is EXACTLY like the slave trade — except for the multi-million-dollar contracts and nobody is forcing the players to do anything.
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (8WZD4)
Because the Browns have standards.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (fcCLB)
Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders. Low ones, but standards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (fcCLB)
If you're good enough, they will overlook anything and everything up to and including murder. *cough* Ray Lewis *cough*. So, Afro Jack over here can fuck off. If he was a top-flight QB in his prime, he would have found a team that would overlook his poisonous and divisive politics for as long as they kept winning games with him under center. However, like Ace said, he was never even close to being good enough to even stay on a practice squad with his negatives. On the other hand, there are quite a few guys who aren't top-flight talent but are exceptional leaders and "locker room glue" and their teams keep hammering their checks year after year.
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (lCppi)
—
They’ll tell you within 5 minutes of meeting them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (jmRo5)
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It is the Maddow force of the universe.
All lesbians tend toward looking like Maddow.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)
So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (4NO2D)
—
They’ll tell you within 5 minutes of meeting them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (jmRo5)
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You'll know it in the first 10 seconds.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Oglebay
Yep - late wife did that all the time. Of course, she was severely mentally ill so. . . .
When I told the Lovely Mrs. about that, she asked why T. did that as I did plenty to piss one off during the waking hours.
EXACTLY!!
Wait a minute. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (lSrP2)
Answer: That's not funny.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Dv3i1)
But, he knows Shakedowns > Touchdowns as far as career opportunities for him. He's just showing his ass because he needs attention.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (r7+Q7)
Even after watching her appratenly sad farewell, I'm still pretty suspicious.
Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM
Perhaps this is the result of too many generations not being exposed to The Three Stooges.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (rujGJ)
I tried to work that into the caption, writing "Max Headr-r-r-oom," but it looked too confusing.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)
---
"I'm a rapinhoe."
They would invent a word so that they could tell you all at once.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)
I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)
yup, good way to put it.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (eRlcH)
Sanders is a MUCH better human than Deshaun Watson, so there's that.
They're both really low quality QB's, however.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (ccf/V)
aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom
On behalf of Minnesota, I apologize.
.....again.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Probably true. Alas.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (77rzZ)
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So they can find each other at protest marches and sit-ins
and the size of the eyeglasses is a mark of rank
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
1) The NFL is slavery.
2) I can’t wait to go back into the NFL again. I’m ready for any team that will have me as a QB.
Doublethink, much?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (vupS9)
So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)
You left out "atheist" and "Harvard grad".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (2Cry5)
Of Rights for their Covid op, increased taxes, undertook massive government fraud using tax money, etc. because you’re mad about the price of gas.
Got it.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (IYMzU)
He played the liberal white guilt like a maestro.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (jmRo5)
If that is so, short-haired, boss girl glasses, manly clothing wearing 'women' do me a favor by putting out the warning signal that they are childless, menopausal bitches.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (lSrP2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (k5CNB)
I'm not laughing at a realistic-looking fake of a guy hitting a woman so hard that she falls down.
I also wouldn't grab a mic to declare that it's not funny.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (sAnBa)
1, the NFL is just like slavery, and
2, this creaky old man, who was never better than low-average when he was young and in shape, is ready to play for the NFL again.
-
He must love picking cotton under the lash.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)
Fake men should compete against women in sports.
One of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (IYMzU)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)
... that she went to Harvard !
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (w9Wax)
We call it "South Canada" now.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
MN could be the 11th province. Easily.
Or ninth, if QC gets a separatist government and AB breaks away.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Stateless
Did you ever finish the monkey statue and post pics of it?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Soon. My project is going well and the website will be done in a bit. I'm excited.
But Ralphy has to be with me everywhere and I'm taking a break from carrying him up and down the stairs.
FoxNews - World's nicest guard dog greets intruder.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (+gK6I)
Of Rights for their Covid op, increased taxes, undertook massive government fraud using tax money, etc. because you’re mad about the price of gas.
Got it.
Posted by: Vengeance
Unfortunately that’s how it works. The out party gets in regardless of how retarded they are, if the voters are mad at the in party.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (I6R/i)
Anthesis: Male violence against women is infinitely worse than male vs male or female vs female violence and women need special protection from men.
Synthesis: Liberals don't actually mean anything they say.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Jane Russell at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX)
alas, there is no WNFL. Or maybe there is. I would not watch it either way so who knows.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
I may have misread that the first time.
It would have made sense the other way, though, since it's network TV news.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (fcCLB)
He will ruin a team’s camaraderie just by being on it and turning everything into a racial power play.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Gaff at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (EqzMw)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
She looks like Joe Buck with a wig and glasses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (eRlcH)
Yes. I, for example, am of the Virginia Nopants tribe. We are easily identified by our costumes.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (lSrP2)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (IYMzU)
I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)
We all die ... not everybody "lives".
Posted by: zombie James Dean at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (oCio0)
I'm going to disagree. You can't say that Jana Shortal doesn't have a look, even if it's not your cup of tea. She could be an evil accountant in a Bond movie.
Rachel Maddow, on the other hand, looks like a melted cashew.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (1wjle)
I tried to work that into the caption, writing "Max Headr-r-r-oom," but it looked too confusing.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)
https://youtu.be/YhBJHTMC-AQ?t=103
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (rujGJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (viF8m)
He will ruin a team’s camaraderie just by being on it and turning everything into a racial power play.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (6ydKt)
Exactly. And all of that matters in a huge way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (vupS9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (vupS9)
Pornhub link?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (N39Ws)
.....again.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM
We feel your pain. Come sit by us.
- Sane Massholes
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (IYMzU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (fcCLB)
Reminds me of the girls' gym teacher in the H.S. I went to.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)
_______________________________
Pretty sure the protocol for the "trifecta" is to get business cards printed up. If you only have two of those traits, a business card is considered a bit gauche...but three gets the business cards and bonus items...like berkenstock coupons from "The Alley Cat Uni-shoe" store in the East Village. You, also, get 24 "Hi, My name Is" badges that has a line to put in your preferred pronouns. The badges have symbols on them to outline your likes and dislikes. For example, a picture of Charlie the Tuna winking says you're a "deep diver". If you excell in that area you get the Rolling Stones insignia of tonue and lips. I've given this some thought.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (dIske)
Apologize to Rowe? Okay, howza 'bout this.
I'm sorry that you're a humorless no-talent assclown crybaby who isn't willing to defend herself, so she sends the insufferable butch dyke lesbo gap-lapper news reader in as her white knight. Except that anything white is baaaaad, so we'll call her your black knight.
Does that work for ya?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)
alas, there is no WNFL. Or maybe there is. I would not watch it either way so who knows.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
Does the Lingerie League still exist?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (ccf/V)
Joe Buck + Joe Scarborough + Rachel Maddow it is.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (fcCLB)
Albeit you can't be too stupid to not be able to analyze tape and memorize a playbook and schemes.
It's the reason Andre Ware did not last in the NFL. But if they hire you as a mobile, scrambling QB, and find out you can't lead a team or memorize a playbook, your physical abilities will allow you to be reassigned, as sometimes happened.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)
I basically live in Kuiu pants and a tshirt or polo with redwing boots, am in moderately decent shape, and have a short haircut and good posture.
You'd identify me as rightwing within two heartbeats.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (IYMzU)
==
Well some people don't like roadrunner. Or Tom and Jerry.
Also, a realistic-looking fake is still a fake because its obviously, ridiculously over the top and isn't realistic at all. Like the stupid physics in a roadrunner cartoon. But we cant show those anymore because some kid is going to strap a rocket to his roller skates...
Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)
I did not but I did see that Troy Aikman was complaining that they hadn't met his own salary demands.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)
____
The Quebecker Sans-Culottes spit in your general direction!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)
Well, duh.....Wasn't he created by Nickelodeon?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (ccf/V)
I also wouldn't grab a mic to declare that it's not funny.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (mmrXZ)
This isn’t so much a woman hating video as it is a Holly Rowe hating video.
She is not well liked by the teams she covers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)
Not for nothing, but 38 years old or whatever, in the NFL world, that's dribble cup, assisted-living type old. Only a rare few can pull it off.
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (w9Wax)
I did not but I did see that Troy Aikman was complaining that they hadn't met his own salary demands.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)
He wasn't really complaining, but he doesn't have a contract renewal and was shocked because he usually has one before the final year of his existing one.
He knows he'll get his money, whether it's from ESPN or he breaks in a new partner on some other network.
ESPN is not the money maker it once was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (ccf/V)
Exactly. And all of that matters in a huge way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (vupS9)
Rube Waddell - who was, politely saying, autistic - was the AL's dominating pitcher in the first decade of the 20th century. But he was so difficult that Connie Mack got rid of him because the players complained so much. Mack later got rid of Shoeless Joe Jackson because he never listened or tried to improve himself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (kg+tO)
Posted by: squared straight at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: The Witcher at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)
It's his "I'm an angry black man" uniform.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (5yDGQ)
You might not be wrong.......
https://shorturl.fm/wEmi5
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (IYMzU)
==
Which is just absurd. he is the most replaceable announcer in sports.
hands down.
Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (anL5R)
And it was so ridiculous, but reflexive.
Like, "if you're building a house and the man--or woman--building it says ..."
But the clip he linked was some NFL player, something like, "if you hit a man--or woman ..."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (3cUTc)
Anthesis: Male violence against women is infinitely worse than male vs male or female vs female violence and women need special protection from men.
Synthesis: Liberals don't actually mean anything they say.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (0MjtC)
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Been saying that for years.
As a "dialogist" it was a hard trail to follow. I wanted to go only so far and give the libs the benefit of the doubt for the rest. I'm still not overtly hostile to libs I encounter. It's a general conclusion, not an exclusive conclusion.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM
Subaru, as The Narrative requires.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)
alas, there is no WNFL. Or maybe there is. I would not watch it either way so who knows.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
Hell, even the NFL is bad enough. I can't imagine a woman's version.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (h7OuQ)
Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (LP2n9)
I saw a photo of her on X earlier today from her before time when she wasn't trying to look like a butch lesbian. Not super model pretty but attractive.
She did that look all by herself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)
TWO.
He showed up FAT, OUT of SHAPE and couldn't hit the broadside of a barn in either one.
There was a contract for one of the receivers he was attempting to throw to in one of them, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (ccf/V)
yeah that's a great clip, he plays it often. I think it was Bubba Smith describing the "swim move," which was just "hitting the offensive lineman upside the head" when the ball was snapped so he's dazed during the play.
Because when you hit a man upside the head -- OR a woman...
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I drive a Subaru. But I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so it checks out.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ZxPkt)
---
Certain people support the Simulation Hypothesis more than others.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (rujGJ)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (h7OuQ)
Yup.
You need to be a) exceptional at your job or b) fun to be around.
You can be missing either of those and succeed, but never both.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (gLYp7)
Don Rickles come back and lay down the smack ...
Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (fcCLB)
Subaru, as The Narrative requires.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (P6lWH)
Style guide says "Lesbaru."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (1wjle)
But he sucks, and can't even beat out Will Levis, so he won't get a call...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (RIvkX)
I think ace is Gen X, could be wrong but that's how I picture him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (kg+tO)
Joe Buck $18 Million a year.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (fcCLB)
I regularly see Lefties raving about CEOs being paid X times as much as their employees. Somehow, the arts, entertainment, journalism and academia - where a tiny few earn big bucks while most other with identical qualifications starve - never figure in their complaints.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)
https://shorturl.fm/wEmi5
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Thanks for finding an excellent example, Sponge. Now I'm convinced. The cartoon character came to life.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (5yDGQ)
Pro tip: Lift and Separate!
Posted by: Jane Russell at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX)
Reminds me, I once got in trouble at a dive bar for saying "thank God for the WonderBra" a BIT too loudly...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)
Fuck.
Posted by: The Witcher at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (1wjle)
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That probably combines football and baseball duties... but still....
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fcCLB)
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He's watched too many key and peele vids.
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM
Your point is valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM
Compromise.
Canadian Football League.
Actually I did watch a few games and it was entertaining. But I also watched the Detroit Lions for years so my standards aren't high.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg
I was once a man trapped in a woman's body.
Then I was born.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)
Ugh.
This is just like the Weather channel calling Category 5 hurricane every time it rains in the Gulf of America.
FOX is just wish casting for the BIG STORY of MAGA's defeat.
Hopefully, we don't have too many low IQ a-holes on our side who'll swallow the bait, get discouraged and not vote for the Reps so's FOX can sell more commercial time.
Hopefully.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (YSUhf)
It’s as good or better than The Last Dance and only an hour and a half long.
Barry was my favorite RB for years.
The only reason I pulled for the Lions back in the day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (6ydKt)
https://xleague.live
Started as the Lingerie League.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (viF8m)
But you're still an international man of mystery, right?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (0MjtC)
She looks like an effiminate gay man...think the totally gay dudes in fashion.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (tOcjL)
He will ruin a team’s camaraderie just by being on it and turning everything into a racial power play.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (6ydKt)
The zeroth requirement for a reserve QB is to be palatable to the fanbase and the team. Nobody wants controversy over someone you never want to see playing. Even a future starter type has to play the game or he gets in trouble.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (uhVAy)
yes Gen X, though I'm not quite yet 29.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)
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Consistency is for foolish hobgoblins with little minds.
Or something like that.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)
https://xleague.live
oh good. Well Kaepernick is busty enough.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fcCLB)
Part of the QWERTY, iI believe, so yes.
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar8)
T - 5 hours till equinox. 5 hours of summer left.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (YSUhf)
Because when you hit a man upside the head -- OR a woman...
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (1wjle)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Ray Rice at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)
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Like many readers before me who have been drawn to Thoreau’s writing because we find tensions there that go unresolved—stylistic, philosophical, libidinal, and so forth—reading this tension as an expression of the queer antipastoral modes helps me isolate a kind of textual edging that complicates and enlivens my sense of how Thoreau’s writing produces its relationship to its world, and to a future. In thinking about queerness and ecological concerns I appreciate Thoreau because, while there’s a very simple way we could say he writes “about nature,” his writing constantly defamiliarizes what might seem obvious.
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (kX27y)
That tracks, because trannies usually look like what a little kid thinks women look like.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
She did that look all by herself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
_____________________________
I kind of laugh at the logic employed. Were you to ask her why she dresses in a men's business suit, she'd likely tell you she feels more comfortable wearing it due to her sexuality. Well, I'm a male, and I have to tell you, I curse under my breath whenever I have a meeting requiring me to put on a suit. So, that ain't it. It's a uniform....for third parties to see and drink in for her own self-satisfaction. That's all.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Uncle Junior Soprano at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (wVcYX)
Hopefully.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (YSUhf)
Problem is when life sucks for people, they vote change, not caring what it is. That's the R problem this election, b/c they are not the change party right now, they are the in charge party.
That is a headwind they will have to overcome.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (tOcjL)
She really looks that way...on purpose.
Posted by: MJ at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (XOmY9)
aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom
It's hard to believe there is a real person who presents herself to the world looking like that. She looks like a parody.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (8mulE)
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That's why no team kept him on the roster. He declined into a backup-level skillset, but his mouth and locker room presence wasn't worth it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (8C1eU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (8C1eU)
Nor, play that funky music...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (XZdZ5)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)
https://xleague.live
Opening highlight reel doesn't look horrible. Compared to Arena League stuff, they wear less pads and don't appear afraid to hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)
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I don't know what's going to happen.
But:
- all the current polling is based on 2018 as the norm
- Dems massively out-spent R in 2018; Rs are outspending this year
- 50+ Rs resigned in 2018
- they keep pushing the generic is +8 Dem, just like in 2018
- RV and LV screen keeps giving the same results
- Beto won independents by +3; current TX polling has the Dems winning them by +30.
- something like 94%+ of multi-Trump voters are committed to voting in the midterms
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (3cUTc)
Helluva pitcher though
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (I6R/i)
Jana Shortal, a long-time anchor and reporter for KARE 11 in Minneapolis, reported being physically assaulted and pepper-sprayed by federal agents on January 24, 2026. Shortal, a seven-time Emmy winner known for her work on Breaking the News, was on-site covering the aftermath of a fatal shooting
According to her interview on mpr, she was behind the police tape, following orders, clearly marked as Press, and she was directly targeted. The person on the left and the right of her were not hit.
She has been absolutely phenomenal the past couple of weeks in terms of providing clear-eyed analysis and reporting - unlike some of her colleagues at KARE11 who have been guzzling the MAGA Kool-Aid.
I saw an article on Facebook about this incident. The comments are horribly nasty and also kept referring to her as a man just to be even more mean. A reporter behind the line should not be criticized for doing their job and certainly shouldn’t be attacked by agents!
If they are willing to execute people in broad daylight, imagine what they are doing to the people in the camps
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (fcCLB)
==
Shorter weirdo: "I'm really fucking neurotic".
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)
yes Gen X, though I'm not quite yet 29.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)
Ah, so you're a YOUNG whippersnapper.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)
He is 38, well past his sell by date.
As a QB unless you got a SuperBowl ring by 38? yet gone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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The Orange Meanie is calling children collecting for UNICEF craven hypocrites!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (XZdZ5)
Posted by: No Name Today
Works for her at the Subaru drive-thru in Portland.
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)
The only reason I pulled for the Lions back in the day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:0
He was amazing during so many sad years.
My favorite player. Jason Hanson. 2150 total points. Hilarious. I saw games where Detroit's total offense was field goals.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (8C1eU)
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (tOcjL)
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That's what I fear, too.
I actually do not put it past the Democrats to have used their connections with Iran (Kerry went their assuring them Trump would be out soon in 2017, after all). To goad Trump into a "foreign war" that would hurt his brand.
To be fair, I do not accuse the Democrats of having no limit to their nefariousness--I just don't know where the line is.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (EoyNh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (fcCLB)
Passed that milestone 2 years ago. Sigh
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (XZdZ5)
It's the same circle.
Posted by: Venn Diagram Expert at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (fcCLB)
To be fair I like romcoms.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (KC5Lt)
"Once in a lifetime" is playing on my Alexa right now.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (kX27y)
Which seems to be what she has done with that long, indecipherable, paragraph.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (PSEDc)
Helluva pitcher though
Posted by: Smell the Glove
According to Wikipedia, Frank Morgan, the Wizard of Oz, was rumored to be a huge alkie. Was said to show up on set carrying a black suitcase that contained a minibar.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
What a pair they must make!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (vue/J)
same. as. it. ever. was.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)
==
Yup. I was in Costco one weekend, and some dude linebacker size was prancing around the store in high heels, a tu tu and make up. Its to get attention. LOOK AT ME I'M SPECIAL I'M A SNOWFLAKE!!!!!
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: ...
Pay's better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (Sco7b)
My fav all time player? George Blanda.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (mP0Kj)
*Colin Kaepernick playing with his moobs*
"Soon...Soon,, boys you'll be big enough to get me Sports Betting commercials, just like Sydney Sweeney!!!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!!!
More pudding. Yes, more pudding!
Grow my money-makers grow!!!1111!!!1
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (YSUhf)
The invasion will continue full force, Lawfare will open and Conservatives will get charged.
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)
I did work pretty hard to make all nouns and verbs plural.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (fcCLB)
I guess you can't be absolutely sure there aren't plants in there.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (uhVAy)
Wasn't Kaperdork given several offers to join sone teams after his whole kneeling schtick that he turned down. Why didn't he take those offers then?
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (e9eWc)
NFL coaches would sign Ryan Fitzpatrick* before Colin Kaepernick. Fitzpatrick would likely do better as well.
* I've always liked him. Not great, but dependable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (eRlcH)
Next day in practice Jones did it again and screamed in pain. Brown had taken the screws out of the ear pads in the helmet filed them down and put them facing out. Impaled Jones hand. Never did it to Brown again
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (I6R/i)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)
He is 38, well past his sell by date.
As a QB unless you got a SuperBowl ring by 38? yet gone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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I'm talking about when he left the 9ers and before Nike bailed him out. I think the Ravens (maybe?) came close to signing him and a couple other teams gave him a look, before passing.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (ssz2a)
I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)
Not only that, they all prefer to get the high hits instead of the below the waist hits because a concussion will keep you out a week or two while a leg injury means you might miss the rest of the season.
Oh, and the last thing that any professional locker room wants is an attention seeking whore like Kaepernick. They don't care about Kelce banging Taylor Swift, or some other player's love life/drug use/legal woes as long as it doesn't affect the harmony of the locker room. But the second you start trying to get the spotlight on you for non-sports issues, they get pissed.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar
Bengals played the Texans earlier in the day. One of the Texans better WRs last name is pronounced Boo-tay and the announcers had fun with it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (EoyNh)
Lol. The love child of David Bowie and David Lynch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (OkYzo)
hardcore.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
_________________________________
It's a shame that the Wizard of Oz wasn't made about 20 of 30 years later. I would have loved to have seen Don Rickles play the Wizard.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
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It must have been a competition on some movie sets. Casablanca, for example, where both Claude Rains and Bogie were serious alchies. Raines died of liver cirrhosis, I believe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (vue/J)
The invasion will continue full force, Lawfare will open and Conservatives will get charged.
Posted by: Skip
Why? Dems won't have the votes to override a Trump veto, and ICE is fully funded through Sep 30th, 2029.
The 2028 presidential election, which will oversee the 2030 census, however, will have lasting consequences.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (XxBX3)
Apparently Kelce did something during the game and Swift pointed to her wedding ring and smiled, which feminists claim is a major betrayal of women.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)
same. as. it. ever. was.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Fake news.
The Associated Press
@AP
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (YSUhf)
* I've always liked him. Not great, but dependable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (eRlcH)
Kirk Cousins (YOU LIKE THAT!??!) is still in the league. HE'S remarkably better than Krapsondick would be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (e9eWc
It was as a back up IIRC. Then they set up a private tryout with all the interested NFL teams in attendance and he didn't show up.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (KC5Lt)
As for the lesbun, still desperately trying to get that image out of my mind. Is she related to rachel madcow? Looks like she styles her hair in her toilet bowl with a kaperdick brush. Kind of like that congress critter debbie whatshername.
Posted by: Fuller brush salesMan at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Mx+TJ)
Posted by: Kramer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (1wjle)
==
OMG
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (k1E2D)
Even when he was a starter he was on thin ice for his politics. I seriously don't think they'd have kept him near as long as they did if he didn't have some magical power to beat the Green Bay Packers during the year and in the playoffs.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (ndZc7)
I guess no one told them that the killer was her ex-boyfriend.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: No Name Today
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The simulation hits and misses.
Sometimes it recycles too much.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM
My friend is vegan and we were eating at a hamburger joint and she had a bean burrito and I told her they put lard in the refried beans but she didn't want to hear it. I let it go, it's the lard that makes them taste so good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Becket. Burton and O'Toole.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)
Which is helpful in being able to identify and avoid them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)
"How can you tell if someone is a vegan?"
Easy. They fart constantly and voluminously.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (YSUhf)
And are emaciated, pasty white and look like death.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Fuller brush salesMan at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Mx+TJ)
Back in the 70s on of the SCTV women used to dress up a lot like that for her lesbian character, tho one of the gags was she rarely said anything and just stared blankly at the camera.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)
______________________
Just the usual suspects likely pissed at her for telling Ed Sheeran that she's be his opening act if he had difficulty getting replacement bands.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)
Posted by: weirdo translator
IT'S MA'AM!!!!
Posted by: Lilly Tino at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
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Just saw the 40-yard rope he slung to his fast break WR in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
*types* *deletes joke that was misogynist and probably racist*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
==
she probably pounds Oreos as well. Filling is lard mixed with confectioners sugar.
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)
You know what really killed slavery, don't you? Unsustainable million-dollar contracts, cities building billion-dollar plantations for the owners, and switching from cotton to polyester- which the fans hated!
Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (XUb30)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
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I saw a funny t-shirt that a guy was wearing. It said:
"I was a male trapped in a woman's body ...
And then I was born."
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (WbHIM)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
____________________
Michael Caine tells a great story about going out on a bender with O'toole. Somehow they lost two days and woke up in a barn on a day they were suppose to be shooting a film together.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (dIske)
Posted by: mishdog at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (lzrKs)
hardcore.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)
Gordian Knot level of simplicity and effectiveness, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (6ydKt)
Not sure what he was thinking.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Reforger at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (F9nWj)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)
She'll become a 'tradwife' and the left will collectively shit itself and commit hara-kiri.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)
Filling is lard mixed with confectioners sugar.
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)
*runs to supermarket*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)
Those two things kind of make me like her now.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (KC5Lt)
Trump Ripped Iran & Cuba in Fiery UN Speech As They Storm Out of the Room
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)
Ask them would they prefer to earn the same money but without getting their brains bashed in? I’d wager most would say yes.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (jmRo5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)
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Nope. Because of inflammation, you can eat everything but animal proteins and be bloated and fat.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
Ten years ago DEI was the only hiring criteria.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (rgGn5)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (Fv808)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM
My friend is vegan and we were eating at a hamburger joint and she had a bean burrito and I told her they put lard in the refried beans but she didn't want to hear it. I let it go, it's the lard that makes them taste so good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)
Lincoln once told Sherman a story about the teetotaller who one hinted he wouldn't mind if some whiskey got into the lemonade 'unbeknownst to him' as a hit to sort of let major Reb politicians flee his army and the country.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)
Not sure what he was thinking.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (rJ48h)
That's right around when he started dating that raging bulldyke feral talk show host bitch, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)
Trifle not in the ways of Tag Wizards, for they are subtle and often get fucked in the barrel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
Still waiting for Sydney Sweeney to call me up for a date.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (WbHIM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)
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I am so sorry.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (jmRo5)
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Alex Karras made more money wrestling than he ever did in football. Most footballers had an off-season job.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)
--
It's manteca, a plant-derived oil, in a way.
lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)
That already happened. She is a white supremacist now because she sang about having babies that look like Kelcie, an evil white man.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (jmRo5)
What a strange fictitious name to create. "Short Al"? Admittedly, I see a bit of fellow Minnesotan Al Franken there...
Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (XUb30)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)
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I bet she approves of you spreading the word.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (KC5Lt)
==
OMG
Posted by: weirdo translator
So you're saying we need a 2027 Wizard of Oz reboot!?!?!? Elliot Page could play the Wizard!!! Halle Bailey as Dorothy (everyone loved her in The Little Mermaid).
Posted by: Hollywood Execs at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (XxBX3)
Don't forget to change the fluids, lubricate the joints and rotate the tires.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)
Sucking up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (XFD51)
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (anL5R)
This is one loop I'm not ashamed to be out of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)
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There is an explanation somewhere, but I've lost track of it.
If you type in your post, that starts italics. Typing stops them. You won't see the italics - you'll just see what you type. But it works. My biggest fear is that I would start italics and forget to end them, thus winding up "in the barrel" as they say. But I have definitely forgotten to close the italics and they did not bleed over into subsequent posts.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (2ap+5)
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Well, yeah, but the Canuck killings are kind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: CoryC at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (3wN9j)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
At least O’Toole got to make his alcoholism pay off with My Favorite Year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)
Bribe the cobs with high quality scotch and they'll open those setting in the comment box.
I'm kidding.
[ i ] [ / i ]
Also you can do the same thing with bold and strike through (replace the i with b or s).
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (e9eWc)
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)
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His entire band quit on him.
What fuckwits.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)
I can't get over 38-year-old Kaepernick trolling for a position on the NFL.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (fcCLB)
Posted by: Orson
They wanted to cast W. C. Fields originally, but he wanted too much money.
Wallace Beery was in consideration, too, which I can kinda see.
But Morgan was by far the best choice.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
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Just saw the 40-yard rope he slung to his fast break WR in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (Fi81e)
6th or 7th round pick for a backup job the year Washington drafted Robert Griffin III first round. RGIII found out pretty quick why running QBs don't last in the NFL - he started getting knee injuries in the first year and Cousins took over and was decent.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (fcCLB)
Plants are what food eats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Carrot Bottom at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (dHE+H)
William Frawley, Fred Mertz on I Love Lucy was a notorious drunk. Desi had something in the contract that if he ever showed up drunk on the set, he was gone right then.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)
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this comment will draw a lot of abuse, but
he had a great game- over 100 yds receiving incl a TD, and he holds the record for yards after catch
you all will now tell me you hate football and Kelce is gay
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)
Bracket, letter i, close bracket, text to be italicized, bracket, forward slash, letter i, close bracket.
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (EoyNh)
Posted by: Hollywood Execs
Tim Walz as the Cowardly Lion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (fcCLB)
Nevada-Reno
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar8)
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Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Hollywood Execs at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (XxBX3)
________________________
Yeah, but make the supporting cast traits due to medical conditions. Tin Man---Scleroderma ; Scarecrow--Post-concussive syndrome; and Lion-Panphobia. Dorothy is a teenaged hooker who tried psychodelics for the first time and spends the movie laughing at all the funny looking midgets.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (uhVAy)
RGIII was completely destroyed by Mike Shanahan. He was already injured with knee issues and they kept calling running plays for him. Sure, he occasionally scrambled, but they kept calling designed QB runs with a brace on and he got destroyed.
I've always thought he should've sued the f*ck out of him AND the Redskins for ruining his career with that idiocy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)
Didn't he go to Harvard?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (fcCLB)
Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Ralph
There is a PayPal button in the upper left with which you can order the platinum membership and its privileges.
Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (XUb30)
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That sounds pretty much like "slave" pay to me.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)
What's the worst that could happen? The entire comment section scrolling and blinking?
*Remembers back when*
Good times.
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (e9eWc)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)
Being the starting QB for a Conference championship team can get you some goodwill as long as your name isn't David Woodley.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (k1E2D)
==
We like your pitch, we're interested.
Posted by: Disney at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Hollywood Execs at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Ralph
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just write your comment in Word, then copy and paste here
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Normal women do not dress like Jana was my clue.
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar
The lady in the Homes.com commercials looked good in a suit. She's the only one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (2ap+5)
I think it must be lower case, no?
testing 1, 2, 3.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (WbHIM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (EoyNh)
Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)
Kaepernick opted out his 49er contract that paid approximately $16mm/year.
Not sure what he was thinking.
Posted by: mr tmz
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Definitely misjudged something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Joe Biden as the Scarecrow.
Posted by: Hollywood Execs
The Munchkins better all be CGI abominations.
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: publius
And he treated Vivian Vance like shit. She hated him.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ralph
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just write your comment in Word, then copy and paste here
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Evil
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (Gqar8)
I think that’s what it boils down to with a lot if female vegans, they don’t want to think about eating a cute animal.
So they all come up with “Meat is Murder”, like plants aren’t living things and don’t count because they don’t have a face to be cute with?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: CoryC at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (3wN9j)
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Exactly. Richard Todd was "God" and virtually unstoppable until a primo defense (I don't remember which) studied his every tendency, and he became a "solved problem" for teams with good enough defenses to copy.
People wouldn't believe this, but I'm a Lion's fan and I saw it myself. But Barry Sanders became largely a "solved problem" when the Giants, with a formidable defense, showed the rest of the league how to play him. And if you had a defense that could spare 3 men for the "triangle", you could hold Barry under 10 yards--oh sure, he was so physically talented that 1 or 2 times a game he could burn you big, but it wasn't always a TD. And so often, toward the end, running Barry frequently--again, against a top defense--left you 2nd and 12.
Mitchell wasn't a very good quarterback, but he frequently had to deal with yards like he had taken a minor sack.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: National Fatass League at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)
I've always thought he should've sued the f*ck out of him AND the Redskins for ruining his career with that idiocy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)
The Bengals played him early on in that year and when they got a big lead Washington started with the option. The Bengals took the option to hammer him like hell whether he kept it or handed it off. He brought them back closer but in the end it was not enough but the kid took a heck of a pounding that day. I thought he would not last long at that rate.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)
I think that’s what it boils down to with a lot if female vegans, they don’t want to think about eating a cute animal.
So they all come up with “Meat is Murder”, like plants aren’t living things and don’t count because they don’t have a face to be cute with?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (6ydKt)
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Guy.
One of the 6 evil Exes that Scott Pilgrim has to fight to win the hand of Ramona Flowers.
It's the one played by Brandon Routh (Superman that one time).
Not ex-boyfriends. Exes. Romana had a quick phase.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (X57hR)
Wasn't Kaepernick's contract with Nike worth 9 figures?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (2ap+5)
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You also want to make sure you put a newline between each character....
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)
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The male baseball players won't take the cuts in pay to pay for the league to exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: CoryC at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (3wN9j)
Jim Harbaugh got his one and only good season out of him. After that, the rest of the league learned his weaknesses and had he not turned into an anti-American asshole, would've been out of the league within 3 years anyway.
Or maybe not. Teams still spend draft picks and coin on worthless shittards like Spencer Rattler, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)
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Veganity violation!
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e
All I remember was three plays and punt. Over and over.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)
The overhand throw at high velocity eludes them......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Lol....you think we gave the players a choice?
Posted by: NBA Owners at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (XxBX3)
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)
Only if they wear those sassy uniforms from A League Of Their Own.
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (e9eWc)
Captain Kirk started a heavy metal band at age 95, and it’s everything you might imagine
https://tinyurl.com/4ukw3j5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
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It started, as I've heard it, because he was so much older than she was, and she took it as a statement on her looks.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)
Riiiight. Because slaves got to voluntarily sign multimillion-dollar contracts to play a sport. So much resemblance it's uncanny. Indistinguishable, even.
Posted by: But they trade players just like slaves got traded! at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)
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"I did it first."
-Billie Eilish
"I'm right here, you stupid bint."
-Diane Keaton
*silently staring*
-Louise Brooks
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (X57hR)
Posted by: Oldcat
Or a short skirt with a loooooooong jacket.
Posted by: Cake at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (XxBX3)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar8)
You forgot to add that Arch Manning, is part of the Eli/Peyton Manning's extended family. Not Eli/Peyton, but another brother's son.
So basically this hag was trying to torpedo one of the Manning family's "next generation stars".
Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (mmrXZ)
Not to Nike, at any rate. Not sure what the terms were, but Kaep was more popular when all he talked about was his pet turtle by the pool.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Ralph
Warning, you may screw it up. Use NotePad on PC to compose your comment, add [ i ] text here [ / i ]
Add an [ / i] in your Name:* field (without brackets again ) to stop any leakage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: PG at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (3cARd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (X57hR)
Could be that one but I remember a girl saying the line. I’ve probably misquoted the line but the main point was not eating anything with a face.
It’s a pretty common thought process.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)
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that would be Phoebe Buffay
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (ZxPkt)
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....
Posted by: vivi
The San Francisco Fairies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (qBdHI)
Same but the puff factor should be less than a few inches, the superfly puff above that was always a bit cringe.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (dIske)
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)
I like the Houston Wetbacks at (-3) at home versus the Atlanta Shamiquas this week.
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (EoyNh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)
Only if they wear those sassy uniforms from A League Of Their Own.
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM
Savanna Bananas.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (7esJd)
--
There's a scene in Kubrick's The Shining where Scatman Crothers is in bed and on the wall is a naked, black woman with an afro about 2 feet wide. On each side.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)
After I Love Lucy wound down, they were thinking of doing a "Fred and Ethel" spinoff. They offered her a ton of money, but Vivian said no way in hell was she ever working with him again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)
So mostly potatoes, onions, carrots, peanuts, and the like.
You know, that’s probably a pretty balanced diet for a vegan.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (7esJd)
Skeletor memes are the best memes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
Josh Allen: "I caught myself taking it all in and understanding how cool it is to do what I get to do. My job is the coolest in the world, it's everything I ever wanted, to be the quarterback of an NFL franchise. I'm just very fortunate."
Colin Kraperdick: "ThE nFl iZ sLaVeRy!"
Posted by: Delurker at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (rujGJ)
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)
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Detroit Warzone
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (rujGJ)
he was a 6th
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)
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Veganity violation!
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)
At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.
Posted by: That's milk and eggs, bitch at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)
Josh Allen: "I caught myself taking it all in and understanding how cool it is to do what I get to do. My job is the coolest in the world, it's everything I ever wanted, to be the quarterback of an NFL franchise. I'm just very fortunate."
Colin Kraperdick: "ThE nFl iZ sLaVeRy!"
Posted by: Delurker at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (2Drhq)
Krapperdick is 1/2 black, you see.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (7esJd)
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)
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Detroit Warzone
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)
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I figured Detroit would be something like the Detroit Mad Max Roadsters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (X57hR)
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)
At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.
Posted by: That's milk and eggs, bitch at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)
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And then there was the chicken parmessan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (X57hR)
I kind of laugh at the logic employed. Were you to ask her why she dresses in a men's business suit, she'd likely tell you she feels more comfortable wearing it due to her sexuality. Well, I'm a male, and I have to tell you, I curse under my breath whenever I have a meeting requiring me to put on a suit. So, that ain't it. It's a uniform....for third parties to see and drink in for her own self-satisfaction. That's all.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)
TV talking heads rarely wear a complete suit. I can't tell you how many times I've seen the camera move back only to find that they're wearing mom jeans and running shoes. Or like Edward Luttwak, who used to do the Sunday news analysis shows wearing a coat, tie, vest... and sandals.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Debunkin or Reinforcin the stereotype at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (rujGJ)
he was a 6th
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)
Brock Purdy, starting QB for the 49ers, has had a damn solid career thus far as Mr. Irrelevant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)
Well, a painting of one. It's not like an actual naked black woman was hanging on the wall.
Posted by: That was a different movie at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (TbWk/)
Slave Zombie
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)
"......as the smell of bacon fat permeated the air......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (NTVPI)
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)
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I figured Detroit would be something like the Detroit Mad Max Roadsters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (X57hR)
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If you've never been down in the side parts of Detroit at 2-3am-ish you might not understand the reference.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)
I think Samantha (?) the Goth girl part of the main character trio in Danny Phantom said that line.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (vJrRc)
I could do this all day. and how about...(drumroll)
..the Boston Babykillers.
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (7esJd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (ccf/V)
It helps a lot if you get drafted late by a good team and can develop into the role. Alex Smith was a #1 overall when the 49ers were crap and did poorly, when his contract was up he took a pay cut to stay on and became a long term starter for them and some other teams.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)
I mean decent skin and bone structure otherwise. Not obese. The haircut/clothes are stupid but that could be fixed. Frankly not much reason to the man imitation except cray cray and maybe the man jaw. Given her occupation, it def has a look at me vibe to it.
Posted by: no pun intended at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (anL5R)
Slave Zombie
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)
Some skilled slaves, like blacksmiths could work in town, make money and pay a percentage to the master on the home farm. In the Revolutionary war, there were quite a few slaves running single family farms in upstate NY where the Brits were invading under similar terms, and they joined the militia to resist the Brits and Indian invaders in the Saratoga campaign.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)
Saw this the other day and laughed my ass off.
Colin Kapernick Toilet Brush
https://tinyurl.com/4nnwf8nj
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