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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - September 17, 2026
Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. On time, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?
Quite the before and after
I dare anyone to find a BETTER before and after hair cut. This guy is an absolute WIZARD! pic.twitter.com/32L5ftXv1P
— Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 (@TheCriticalDri1) September 17, 2026
----- Why did we stop building stuff with so much detail?
What humans used to build.
— Fascinating History (@Fascinate_Hist) September 9, 2026
Palau de la Música Catalana (190in Barcelona, Spain. pic.twitter.com/XhNK3vkb6P
----- Abandoned plans for a city across from San Francisco. Developers planned a city of 30,000 people in the hills directly across the Golden Gate from San Francisco
Two Spanish-tiled stucco gateposts once stood at the mouth of Tennessee Valley in Marin County, opening onto nothing at all. Behind them a road climbed into the hills and stopped. It had been bulldozed wide enough to carry commuter traffic, because that was the entire idea. Those gates were the front door of Marincello, a city of 30,000 people planned for the slopes directly across the water from San Francisco. In the mid 1960s it came alarmingly close to existing. *** Modesty was not a design feature. Fifty apartment towers, hundreds of houses and townhouses, 250 acres of light industry, a shopping mall running a full mile with ornamental pools and elephant trains, and a square ringed by churches and named Brotherhood Plaza. A hotel would crown the highest hill on the property. Hart costs the twenty-year build at $285 million in 1964 dollars. An earlier draft was madder still. The Bay Area history archive FoundSF records a scheme originally drawn up for more than 150,000 residents, which the planning process eventually talked down to 30,000. *** A state appellate court ruled on 2 November 1970 that the 1965 approval could not stand and the plan would have to be lodged again from scratch. A lawyer for Gulf Oil called it silly to kill a multimillion-dollar development on a technicality. Praetzel’s answer, years later, was that the technicality in question was the law. *** Walk south from the Tennessee Valley car park and the track underfoot gets suspiciously wide. This is the Marincello Trail, which the Golden Gate National Parks Conservancy measures at 2.9 miles return with 694 feet of climb. The same data gives a typical tread of 120 inches, or ten feet of graded roadway, waiting on cars that never turned up.So we missed out another blue shithole in California, right??
----- The headline here omits a very important word. Many Venezuelan immigrants shun Florida and turn to smaller cities in Utah, elsewhere
Snow-covered mountains ringing a valley of wide, free-flowing roads remind Venezuelan transplants that the growing suburbs south of Salt Lake City offer what Miami can’t. One million Venezuelans were released into the United States after crossing the Mexican border during a record immigration surge, and many shunned Miami and other longtime immigrant footholds for smaller places with less established communities — a pattern found in an exclusive Associated Press analysis of fedteral data from fall 2018 to summer 2025. These cities and towns promised better jobs, cheaper homes, less traffic and higher quality of life, outweighing Florida’s allure of tropical weather and ease of getting by on Spanish alone.That last sentence contains the clue as to the missing word.
*** After less than two weeks there, Vera and his mother accepted a cousin’s invitation to Utah. In the southern suburbs, with massive new housing tracts and pristine shopping centers, Vera found factory work but soon quit to turn a hobby baking for co-workers into his own business. Today he employs 15 people — many, like him, asylum seekers — at a warehouse and two bakeries.
Utah — known as a relatively immigrant-friendly state despite deep Republican roots and support for President Donald Trump — became a top destination for Venezuelans crossing the border, along with parts of the Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, Dallas and Houston metro areas, AP’s data show. Venezuelans also went to smaller cities including Madison, Wisconsin; Albuquerque, New Mexico; and Savannah, Georgia. It’s a pattern playing out across the U.S.: Some Cubans eschewed Florida and went to Louisville, Kentucky, and Odessa, Texas; Colombians chose the Boston and Denver areas; and Paterson, New Jersey, was the top pick among Peruvians. These communities have both benefited from the influx of people and struggled to integrate their new arrivals."Struggled to integrate their new arrivals"??? How dare they not just make life easy for these "asylum seekers"?!?
Trump’s immigration crackdown instilled fear and made Venezuelans less visible since 2023, when arrivals peaked in Utah and in the United States as a whole. Everyone here seems to know someone who returned to Venezuela voluntarily because they feared being detained and deported or because they lost their work authorization. *** Arrieta’s wife — co-owner Sandy Arrieta — wanted to stay open. But he believes nothing will turn around while Trump’s in office. “Until the government changes, the problems will not end,” said Fidel, 65, who immigrated in 1994.That's more than enough for you to get the gist of the intention of this article. Check out the whole thing if you want more bilge.
----- Saw some pushback in the comments on Tuesday against my semi-crusade against Flock. We can respectfully disagree. But you might want to skip past this segment. Hackers find encryption keys stored on stolen Flock camera despite company's denials — group extracts more than 27,000 clips, 1.6 million images captured in a span of 21 days from the device
Flock claims that images are only briefly stored on its cameras before being forwarded to the company’s servers, but a group of hackers determined that this wasn’t the case. Flock says that its cameras are protected by on-device encryption, and even though a security researcher noted some flaws in its system, the company said that physical access is still required to exploit them and that the images are only briefly retained on the device before they’re forwarded to the cloud. However, 404 Media says that a hacking group called stegan0gram found out that this wasn’t the case after they took down a Flock camera positioned over a roadway and analyzed the data stored inside it. While the hacking group failed to access the most sensitive data stored on the Flock camera, they were still able to access its Android operating system and found two storage partitions, labeled “vendor” and “media.” The latter was found to contain an encryption key that unlocked another partition containing all the media files from the camera. 404 Media said that that particular Flock camera captured about 1.6 million images across 21 days, detecting around 50,200 vehicles and, more concerningly, 11 people. There were also 27,321 video clips saved on the device — MP4 files with a 1024 x 768 resolution that lasted about a second or two. Abilities like reading license plates and describing vehicle characteristics like color, make, and model are done on Flock’s servers, but these cameras still retain some edge AI capabilities. This includes detecting people, vehicles, bicycles, and plate-like shapes, which it then crops and sends to the company servers, alongside the original images. Although the software was found to have some facial detection capabilities, the publication said that this was the stock capabilities included in the operating system and wasn’t used by the camera.
How the American revolt against Flock cameras mirrors the Boston Tea Party of 1773
A grassroots revolt against automated license plate readers, or ALPRs, has gained momentum across the United States. ALPRs are AI-powered cameras that capture images of all passing vehicles. The camera systems turn details into datapoints searchable by anyone with access to the information. Today, there are more than 130,000 ALPRs on U.S. streets. And more than 5,000 law enforcement agencies use cameras produced by a single manufacturer, Flock Safety, which says its cameras have helped law enforcement agencies identify and arrest criminals and reduce crime. *** As a historian of the American Revolution, I see parallels between Americans’ revolt against ALPRs and colonists’ destructive and often violent pushback to late 18th-century British rule. If this summer’s celebrations marking the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding failed to inspire widespread patriotism, the increasingly bipartisan revolution against ALPRs suggests Americans have not entirely lost their rebellious spirit.Long article, but I think it's worth the read.
----- Incredible surgery! Twin sisters conjoined at the head underwent successful separation surgery
Surgeons at a children's hospital in Missouri earlier this year successfully separated infant twin sisters who had been born conjoined at the head, hospital officials announced Wednesday. Sisters Hiyab and Wuhbto are now recovering and undergoing rehabilitation and intensive care, more than six months after their cranial separation surgery in February, the hospital said. The Feb. 24-25 surgery, at SSM Health Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital in St. Louis, Missouri, took more than 24 hours to complete and involved a team of specialists across multiple disciplines. "It is still too soon to know exactly what their long-term development will look like but what we do know is that they now have opportunities that would not have been possible without this intervention," Dr. Joanna Kemp, head neurological surgeon at SSM Health Cardinal Glennon Children’s Hospital, said in a press conference Wednesday.News video segment at the link. Photos also.
----- Dino is just like the rest of us! The T. rex had a body temperature similar to our own, study finds
Using fossilized teeth, scientists have finally taken the T. rex’s temperature — and it wasn’t too different from our own. Researchers once thought that dinosaurs were sluggish, cold-blooded creatures. Later findings challenged that, suggesting that older dinosaurs were warm-blooded and could control their body temperature. Most scientists agree that Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, but pinning down the exact core temperature of an extinct creature is difficult. “We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)'Nuff said.
Posted by: mindful webworker - they'll be bock! at September 17, 2026 09:56 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dawg whissles at September 17, 2026 09:58 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (o36GC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (tuyt8)
Gov. Greg [Bud] Abbott, Sen. Ted Cruz and Rep. Henry Cuellar, to voice[d] their disapproval of the event and condemn[ed] Piker.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (tuyt8)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (4Qj8V)
Where would we be without scientists?
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Today was okay. Decent phone interview, won't hear back for 2-3 weeks on that of course. Nother interview tomorrow for another company.
Praying still for the path to be made clear, or at least some stronger hints.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:02 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: TRex - average temperature dino at September 17, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1)
The one with the bigger brain is registered as a Republican, and the one with very little brain is a Democrat
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (v9vY1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:06 PM (wpRMV)
“We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.
Imagine the poor scientist who would have been the one to insert the rectal thermometer to take a T-Rex's temp.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:07 PM (wpRMV)
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Critically Thinking, it would be difficult to restrain one's self.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM (VQ0bX)
>>Explanation?
>>Thanks for the ONT, Doof.
Fire wheel burning in the air
First one who gets it wins a cookie.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM (viF8m)
“We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.
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Those who shove a thermometer up the ass of a T Rex are notable for their short lifespan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM (wpRMV)
But it wasn't anybody I knew
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (Cqx++)
More than 20 miles from my house. Don't care.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:10 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:11 PM (sTKQb)
Explanation?
Thanks for the ONT, Doof.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)
Lena Dunham broke wind while riding in a zeppelin.
That's my guess.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted in the last thread:
Cop, married, with two kids, uses Flock and police databases to stalk a woman who had clearly rebuffed him, mentioned having a boyfriend. Cop says he saw a "shiny thing." Creep. (27:36) -Audit the Audit
https://youtu.be/kTI8Ez39LUY
Also, #191 in previous thread
Today's AI & robots news, five items
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Posted by: mindful webworker - for human, press 1 at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:13 PM (KQ5R7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:00
I guess Piker is getting even more attention w/ his latest babblings. So this attention whore makes money by being an "influencer"? Is that how the internet works today?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 17, 2026 10:13 PM (4Qj8V)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (viF8m)
Missed opportunity. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (NZw0l)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (KQ5R7)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)
Shoving a thermometer up a TRex's ass is probably not a life-enhancing act.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 10:17 PM (o36GC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:17 PM (sTKQb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:11 PM (sTKQb)
They had a hot song, didnt they... 90s? This is gonna bug me now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
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Yeah? Well, he wasn't as hot as Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 10:18 PM (FZ29D)
Hell if I know.
Posted by: JackStraw
No, that's what you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (2RJDy)
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Did you also have to take his temp?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)
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Someone needs to take a flamethrower to the entire Board of Trustees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:20 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: mikeski
Shoving a thermometer up a TRex's ass is probably not a life-enhancing act.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That too, but I was thinking more about how you'd apply a thermometer to a fossil, and get a result other than room temperature.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
A state appellate court ruled on 2 November 1970 that the 1965 approval could not stand and the plan would have to be lodged again from scratch. A lawyer for Gulf Oil called it silly to kill a multimillion-dollar development on a technicality. Praetzel’s answer, years later, was that the technicality in question was the law.
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This is an insight into and maybe the genesis, of California's failure.
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Another oilman, George Mitchell developed, in unrestrained TX,
The Woodlands, TX, a place where one will find the Exxon campus, Halliburton, Anadarko Petroleum, Woodforest National Bank, CBRE Group, The Howard Hughes Corporation, Baker Hughes, Lexicon Pharmaceuticals, Conoco Phillips, Hewlett Packard and Noble Energy There are many others but Wiki is limited.
_Need a job?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)
Go outdoors in NDak around January and you'd get a temp WELL below room temp.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:20 PM (wpRMV)
Just think of all the weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth that would ensue if some patriot shot Hasan Piker in the neck with Grandpa's old sporterized Mauser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (1z8ji)
@MatthewFoldi
#ARSEN NEWS:
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner says on tape that she “would trade five Americans for one” illegal immigrant worker.
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Well, can I pick the five Americans and the illegal?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (ndZc7)
Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Who's opening for him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)
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Professor Jacobson will be there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 10:25 PM (w6EFb)
In the span of just one year the townships of Gates Mills, Hunting Valley, and Chagrin Falls have all gone full nazi, and have installed Flock cameras EVERYWHERE.
My friends say that basic traffic fines for speeding start at $250.00.
Do you have any idea of how hard it is to drive 35mph on boulevard type roads. The damn things are 2 1/2 lanes wide, and one way traffic on each side.
Hell, back in youth 60mph was going slow ...
Takes all the fun out of driving it does.
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:26 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
How about The Squad for a Mexican weathergirl?
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 10:27 PM (PTDkx)
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
Posted by: The Man in Black at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (YcOeP)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)
Enjoy, good sir ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Just Browsing at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (Fn+3X)
Twin sisters conjoined at the head underwent successful separation surgery
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This is what happens when you let them black folk go to college.
Gotta be careful.
_LBJ
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (VQ0bX)
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On the contrary I am happy for you to shine a light on any threat to our constitutional freedoms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
Posted by: The Man in Black at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM
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Ouch. Was someone trying to take your temperature?
Posted by: TRex - post-hump day dino at September 17, 2026 10:30 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:31 PM (ndZc7)
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Fun fact: there is no freeway through San Francisco to the GG bridge. There is three miles of stop lights on every corner and a speed limit of 35.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Also, I hate Califa, but don't fuck with the Marin. One of the few places I don't hate (but probably should).
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 17, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55)
Gosh, it would be terrible if some of those other cameras were to be mistaken for Flockers.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2026 10:32 PM (+fdRY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Who's opening for him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)
Mohammed the Prophet. I hear he's a hard act to follow.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)
Thank you my friend.
This really is something I look forward to every year.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2026 10:33 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)
24 >>Cool opening picture
>>Explanation?
>>Thanks for the ONT, Doof.
Fire wheel burning in the air
First one who gets it wins a cookie.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM
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Estimated Prophet. The Dead.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 10:35 PM (t1fZA)
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True
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (dM5CL)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)
Sounds like a plan. I worked on some of these for a while as a yute: https://www.nauticapedia.ca/vessel.php?id=47509
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tankdemon
Splinter. Right. That was the Todaiji Temple.
Or Bambi.
Posted by: mindful webworker - yes, I looked it up at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (XAUvQ)
10 “We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.
Where would we be without scientists?
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM
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What's that smell? Oh yeah, DEI.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 10:37 PM (t1fZA)
Posted by: Oozing Class at September 17, 2026 10:38 PM (Fn+3X)
Sweet. I plan to carve out some time to go check out the new trawlers.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (jMB9H)
Imagine the poor scientist who would have been the one to insert the rectal thermometer to take a T-Rex's temp.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
That's why they made student interns. The hot coeds go to "professor's office hours", the young men receive exciting work opportunities in the live animal labs, IYKWIM.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (iqcvy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (dM5CL)
I had to drive up SOM Center Rd from Solon to Gates Mills Blvd, I swear every intersection had a multiplicity of cameras ... and I aged about 10 years during that drive.
I can't drive that slowly on SOM ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Favorite joke time -
Bambi's mom steps out of the woods into the clearing rubbing her behind and states:
"That's the last time I do THAT for two bucks!"
(HeyOhhhhhhhh!!)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (o36GC)
Not bad for a semi-literate thug. I owe you one cookie. One. This isn't a charity.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:41 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: MacRadDoc at September 17, 2026 10:41 PM (Gl2C6)
Jim! Grab that thermometer, I've got a job for you.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 17, 2026 10:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)
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Watch for a Jenneau 42. I may be in the market.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (wpRMV)
@MatthewFoldi
#ARSEN NEWS:
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner says on tape that she “would trade five Americans for one” illegal immigrant worker.
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Well, can I pick the five Americans and the illegal?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Hmmm, five fat, tatted up with face rings, purple-green hair, broads for a smokin' hot curvy latina babe. Well, ok. Deal.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (v9vY1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (jMB9H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.
This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
You never cease to amaze me😛!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:46 PM (jMB9H)
Not sure the model(s) but they have both power and sail at the show. I'll check it out.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (/+uur)
He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.
This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
beep
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (v9vY1)
Tyrannosaurus Rex = Tyrant Lizard King.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (iqcvy)
Hm. Sounds like the making of a blue movie.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (jMB9H)
I am guessing that the temperature implied by the mineral makeup of the critter's teeth is a tad lower than the critter's core temperature, seeing as teeth are somewhat exposed to cooling outside air. But the delta between mouth temp and core temp is likely similar in modern-day large animals, so a core temp can be inferred.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)
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Did he say "beep" or "beeeeeep"? There's a difference.
Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at September 17, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Biden shit my britches
Posted by: Mitch at September 17, 2026 10:48 PM (/+uur)
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)
Sorry Doof. Sometimes I wonder about you...but, then again, I'm an oldster....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:49 PM (jMB9H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
What is it with these walking corpses in Congress?
Then again, Mad Maxine has never been able to communicate clearly, so I guess they don't have to be mostly dead to be useless.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 10:50 PM (Ntshk)
China warns of space war after US confirms on-orbit weapons
China has warned of "war in outer space" after US officials confirmed for the first time that offensive, on-orbit space control weapons have been deployed.
USSF
♦ Intelligence suggests the PLA likely sees counterspace operations as means to deter and counter U.S. military intervention in a regional conflict. It is actively developing and fielding a wide range of counterspace capabilities.
China is the PACING CHALLENGE and is rapidly improving its space capabilities to TRACK & TARGET U.S. military forces. China & Russia are pursuing a wide range of counterspace capabilities to DISRUPT & DEGRADE U.S. space capabilities.
(Current as of July 2026)
https://tinyurl.com/yrd9rsaz
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:50 PM (VQ0bX)
The Senate is dead after the 17th Amendment destroyed the State (that was the purpose).
Who respents the State.
No one
Posted by: Mitch at September 17, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
He has better care than most elderly people around. He has a staff that tends to his every whim, security guards that keep him safe, and activities that keep him as mentally occupied as he's able (and would like) to be. That's why he didn't take the opportunity to retire early and try to stay in the Senate for what he knew would be his last semi-sentient term. If he retired six years ago, he would have been dead six days after he left the Senate chamber for the last time. Boxer and Feinstein were the same way. For them, home would never be as fun as the Senate.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (jMB9H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Ithaca put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie and doing her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact!
We're an American Democrat Socialist
Posted by: Not Grand Funk Railroad at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:54 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Yep, that Chicom squawking confirms that's what all this is about. They're up to something.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (0CU3H)
I can't imagine the Senate is "fun."
Not my fault they didn't cultivate a home life. With all that money and all that power, they couldn't figure out how to live. Really would suck to be them.
FFS, take up knitting, or bonsai, or doing crossword puzzles with your grandkids.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (Ntshk)
And we are all barely 29+. It's odd.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (jMB9H)
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Usually someone has offered you a drink and a seat by now and I felt badly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
You never cease to amaze me😛!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:46 PM (jMB9H)
I fixed my washing machine. Tomorrow I will figure out if I fixed it all the way, or just sort of all the way like last time.
Washing machines are interesting. It is like they were a spare moment doodle put together as a hobby by the techs fired by NASA before they found new work with SpaceX
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
Probably. Because they sure as hell hate you.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 10:57 PM (vTZFs)
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*gingerly steps off lawn*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
with a super pension and superior medical care
if they cared about us we would have the same medical policy as they do
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:57 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
Top-loaders are pretty doggone simple. Motor-and-cam programming. Hard to have it go wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Indeed.
And a great place to catch up with old friends and reminisce.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)
And we are all barely 29+. It's odd.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)
How fun!
We do Thanksgiving with a crowd that varies mightily by year. There is a core of folks who always attend, and then we collect strays. It's a blast.
We also do a fondue night for New Year's Eve. It's our wedding anniversary, and we do a late dinner (actually, we graze on it all evening) and then fireworks. There may also be shooting involved, and other forms of mayhem. Also a blast.
Folks we see often, and some only once a year. It's good for everyone.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 11:00 PM (Ntshk)
I aspire to someday own a Sunfish that has been tied to somebody's garage rafters since they won it on The Price is Right in 1977.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)
As I recall, Red Green repurposed his as a kiddie ride. Not sure that worked out so well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 11:02 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (oCio0)
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Pepper Pike cops ticket on SOM too
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 11:03 PM (q/gvN)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vTZFs)
Sailfish for me please ...
Who needs a foot cockpit anyway.
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:03 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:04 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vTZFs)
I am trying to remember the name of the class of sailing dinghy that was all the rage when I was a yute in West Vancouver. Sabot, maybe? They were all over, races, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)
“So let’s be real clear about what’s happening today,” Deptula (Retired U.S. Air Force Lt. Gen. David Deptula ) added. “The United States isn’t starting an arms race in space. We’re responding to one that’s already been underway.”
_theHill
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 11:03 PM (q/gvN)
SOMs kinda like a free for all zone it seems ...
I would have lost my license just driving to school. Especially having to drive into Shaker for practices in the afternoon.
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (oCio0)
I usually find some sticky, wobbly table in the back. The barkeep kinda feels bad for me, and brings me some kinda mystery fizzy drink....I love it here...(except for that moose out front😐
..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (jMB9H)
Wheel in the sky keeps on turning
Don't know where I'll be tomorrow...
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)
Lightnings ?
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Braenyard
Probably got stuck in a honey pot.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM (NnhvP)
https://youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
Let me put a napkin down first, so it doesn't stick to the table. Poor girl...
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:10 PM (rdVOm)
Tonight’s mission: survive the journey from the couch to the bed.
Good night pals!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:10 PM (jMB9H)
One of the guys I used to sail with is a multi time Sunfish world champion. He moved back to St Croix where he grew up. He invented a new way to rig a Sunfish that made him really fast. The Jen's rig.
You can find used Sunfishes around here for short money. Great boats. Easy to sail and never get old no matter how skilled you get.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 11:12 PM (5C90x)
A Zuma,.I think. Fun to sail. Kind of like a Laser size.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 11:12 PM (sl73Y)
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Sabot
Laser
Lido
Sunfish (for those into the lateen rig)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:13 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM (oCio0)
No, Sabot is it. Design has been around since 1946. Hard-chine pram, cat-rigged, with a leeboard or dagger-board.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:14 PM (1z8ji)
143 Xi Jinping's health and a possible plot to oust him from power.
Posted by: Braenyard
Probably got stuck in a honey pot.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM
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Oh, bother...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 11:15 PM (t1fZA)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 11:02 PM (Ntshk)
I saw one that was rebuilt to act as an apple grinder and a juice extractor under spin cycle. It did not look efficient and I suspect every ounce of juice it spun out tasted like old laundry detergent, but it was a clever idea.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.
This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
.......
But man can he vote!
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)
The open frame generators are much easier to service, but are much louder. It's worth the hassle for the quietness.
Can't afford to be without a generator here on the NC Coast
Posted by: Generatin' Like Mad at September 17, 2026 11:16 PM (Fn+3X)
You are a true treasure!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (jMB9H)
My folks had both a Blue Jay and a Lightning when they were first married.
Sparkman & Stephens designed some great boats.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)
Wish I had it-- it now belongs to my older bro, who likely will never use it and will never let any of us *other kids* have it. Sad.
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)
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DING DING DING DING
Posted by: Hector Salamanca at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)
It is a combination of Fauci's diaries, countering clinical facts against Fauci's press releases, and a discussion of the laws and what the charges against Fauci should look like in the Florida courts.
It publishes October 13, 2026
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
Thursday Night Cafe
Historic VidsFor the next vid, I had to look up the term "trophy truck." Google AI:
@historyinmemes This isn't a photograph -- it's a painting by Danish artist Peder Mork Monsted (1859--1941).
Check out the suspension on this truck, nom-nom-noming over hills and ruts. I guess this guy uses random paint strokes and splatters to push him towards fresh images and not the first ones to pop into his head. At any rate, it does wind up looking like something. Or maybe it's just a gimmick. Either way, it's not just splatter. Mechanizing weed-pulling. Calm down, Jack Straw, I mean the weeds that you can't smoke. The non-wacky ones. Forced perspective fakery. A (fake) highway disaster we should have seen coming. Stronk Empowered Rock Formations. Piloting a drone down a tall industrial chimney. Reminds me of Blofeld's demise in For Your Eyes Only. Brazen thieves on a motorcycle attempt to rob a moving truck. A quick application of the brakes results in a painful, hilarious end to the banditry. The Fast and the Furious lied to you. The Disappearing Mom Trick, a secret learned from wise men of the Himalayas. The redbud or Judas tree produces flowers from the trunk itself. In 1991, a Nigerian "prophet" attempted to reproduce the miracle of Daniel in the lion's den by entering a zoo enclosure full of lions. It didn't go great. Automatic Goat Scritcher. We live in an age of marvels.
A trophy truck is a heavily customized, high-speed off-road racing vehicle built to handle extreme desert terrain at speeds exceeding 130 mph.
This 2-brush system for goats by Schurr Gerätebau is designed for unproblematic use of horned animals with no risk of injuries for the animals. It's automatically activated by the animals' presence pic.twitter.com/JWE7KydvTl
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026
In 1916 someone dug a well to find water for irrigation, in the middle of a desert. Scalding water exceeding 200°F, has flowed ever since. Calcium carbonate deposits building up into this cone shape with colourful thermophilic algae.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026
This is the Fly Geyser. pic.twitter.com/Y9M84Hhxy0
A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. pic.twitter.com/LvXlhRPWFi
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026
Camels bathing in the almost mystical environment of Salalah, Oman. pic.twitter.com/It1zqDsPDX
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Random human jumping in there? Tender vittles.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:35 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
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I was thinking I need a smaller version for my cats.
I bet they'd enjoy it, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)
Bet that auto- brush gets rid of bugs and things
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
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Cattle brushes
https://youtu.be/raLHCMxPgOQ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: The Goats at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (NGvkg)
It's only been around 110 years or so.
Imagine what that thing will look like in a million years (assuming water is still flowing out of it by then.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (/Chlc)
This isn't a photograph -- it's a painting by Danish artist Peder Mork Monsted (1859--1941).
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No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (eRlcH)
After the camels, the goats, and then the women.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Wire Brush, Though. at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)
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I got out the Halloween decorations tonight. Didn't get them all up (drizzling outside), but I felt we needed a distraction from the cancer. Mrs. Lloyd starts chemo on Saturday, so we'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)
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How can you tell?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)
As opposed The Disappearing Dad Trick, a secret learned from the ghetto Kangs of Harlem.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Yeah, but a lot of guys buy some serious truck that they never use as an actual truck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (xJpuh)
Australia has some hot springs that are hot because the springs flow through ancient uranium ores. The bubbles are radon.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)
The bubbles are radon.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (88C+u)
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RADON!!!
*jumps from window*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
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I was thinking I need a smaller version for my cats.
I bet they'd enjoy it, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)
I have always posited an automatic dog wash just inside the doggie door, and my thought is that this brush system might do the trick.
Would certainly cut down on the volume of dog hair I sweep and vacuum every damned day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (2OBCo)
Mechanizing weed-pulling. Calm down, Jack Straw, I mean the weeds that you can't smoke. The non-wacky ones.
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It's for the asparagus crop.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)
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I have never bought an extravagant car. Heck, I've only ever bought one new car. Every time I look at the upscale stuff I think: "How many guns am I giving up to get that?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)
tinyurl.com/bds7s3sv
Posted by: australia wants to kill you at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (88C+u)
-the troll
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ancient Chinee Secret at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (2OBCo)
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I'm wondering what the Godzilla minus guy will do with Rodan. I bet it will be good. Looking forward to Monster Zero in the next film.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)
DH has an F-350 that does some serious trucking. I'm not sure one can live in the boonies in AK without one. It hauls dirt, lumber, firewood, dogs, trash, and, on some occasions, a big camper. Plus, it is the only vehicle he really fits into, with a bit of room to spare.
Otherwise, it would, indeed, be a waste of money.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (Ntshk)
I have always posited an automatic dog wash just inside the doggie door, and my thought is that this brush system might do the trick.
Would certainly cut down on the volume of dog hair I sweep and vacuum every damned day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (Ntshk)
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We turned the high-speed dryer on old Dot yesterday and she just about disintegrated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (2OBCo)
-the troll
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)
It's like they've already forgotten COVID and their Junior Achievement economics classes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (2OBCo)
-the troll
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeah, you talk about brushes. I knew brushes, too. Brushes that Reagan left behind. Brushes that never had a chance. My parents beat me with brushes, not that anyone here cares.
Covid brushes that everyone accepted. So much for the Bill of Rights. Second Amendment didn't stop brushes.
Posted by: Blackpill Brush Troll at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)
I, likewise, have only once bought a new car. Seems like a waste of money, honestly. I can get a low mileage used for less than half the price of new, and I usually drive my cars until they fall apart. The newest vehicle we own is a 2015, and it's going great. The oldest is a 1961, and it isn't going great just yet, but it will.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Then the cats will want boots.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Blackpill Brush Troll at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Well, bless yer heart.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (Ntshk)
Not to mention I am easily doubled my gas mileage
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Had always been my plan in the past. My last two trucks have been new. The market holds up the value that high.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: The Goats at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (MWfyi)
Speaking of lions, JWST recently imaged the Lion Nebula (again):
https://t.ly/pRLmu
That's a planetary nebula, and that will be the fate of our solar system in 5 billion years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (jO4mz)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)
I would be more concerned with the big hat and the sword.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:52 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (Ntshk)
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I like the warranty and reliability. Right now we've got a 2016 and a 2006 in the fleet. I keep saying "next year we'll retire that Buick," but it keeps running and it's paid for, so we go with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)
I have used vehicles. That way I can have more.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)
I would be more concerned with the big hat and the sword.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:52 PM (Ntshk)
Cats already have 18 hidden switchblades. Adding a sword is no increase in danger.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)
>>>At that stage [(1926-27)] , radioactivity was considered to have health benefits.
In my day, we stayed 6 feet away from one another, walked the way the grocery store arrows told us, and wore double and triple masks, except when protesting whitey, because if there is one thing COVID can't stand, its righteous protests.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (dK+Kv)
My buddy had a number of trucks at the boat shop. I drove a bunch of them and during the lockdown's I delivered some boats for him and drove a couple different ones to Florida, Chicago and a number of other places dragging boats. They drove like trucks.
When he sold the business he bought himself a GMC Denali HD. That thing is sweet. Blasting down the highway in comfort and don't even feel the boat behind you.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 07:55 PM (jO4mz)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:57 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Prayers for Health & Healing ...
And a link to ginger chews, which might help with the nausea:
https://www.grethersusa.com/products/sugarfree-ginger-lemon
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at September 17, 2026 07:57 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)
A friend's boss had a place that the ground water was so heavy in Calcium Carbonate that it would even clog a reverse osmosis rig. I suggested he go into business making artificial travertine tile, but he thought he had enough to do without going into construction supply as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR)
Missing xcancel + redirector, which gave a very nice experience. Thank, Eloon, you mad Martian menace. At least I can watch the cafe videos semi-easily again.
Meanwhile, it seems Fascebook videos or reels or whatever have a limited viewing window. Starts with a join-up panel, but that can be clicked away. Then runs the vid for a bit, but then throws a join-up panel again that cannot be clicked away.
These businesses seem to compete for Worst Experience.
☹️
Posted by: mindful webworker - not a joiner type at September 17, 2026 08:00 PM (XAUvQ)
These businesses seem to compete for Worst Experience.
☹️
Posted by: mindful webworker - not a joiner type at September 17, 2026 08:00 PM (XAUvQ)
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Remember---YOU AREN'T THE CUSTOMER.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 08:02 PM (FZ29D)
Now you tell me.
--Timothy Treadwell
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2026 08:04 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (viF8m)
I've already put 35K on a '26 Ram 3500 Big Horn.
It, so far, has been excellent. Surprisingly good ride for such a suspension. Mine's not a dually.
Just hurts every time at the pump right now.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 17, 2026 08:08 PM (5Upfo)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)
I now LSU vs Ole Miss is the big one for my neck of the woods.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)
_________
Wasn't the SEC going to expel, banish and exile LSU? What happened to that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (eRlcH)
People in Louisiana are still laughing at that threat.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:10 PM (Cqx++)
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I read somewhere that once lions taste human flesh that is all they will hunt. No going back to zebras.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:11 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Just like a chain-link fence protects from bbs
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 08:14 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (dK+Kv)
====
ha!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ruff 'n' Ready at September 17, 2026 08:16 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (2OBCo)
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I want to make a button to wear that says, "Your Mask Is Soiled! Ew."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:16 PM (RIvkX)
>>@TheTorontoSun
>>STUDIN: Allison Inquiry must now lead to resignations and full public inquiry
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Coasting Away. at September 17, 2026 08:18 PM (Fn+3X)
Those were Bushes.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2026 08:18 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
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So, wait. No nova? I was so looking forward to it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:21 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)
Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
Posted by: Boss Moss
___________
I'm grateful that I live in a reasonably sensible state and county, but even so that was a humiliating time to live.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:22 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
====
e
So, wait. No nova? I was so looking forward to it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:19 PM
Planetary nebulae are the afterward of a nova.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
====
But I've got plans for after the nova.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Don't listen to him! Go wild, be free, troll about, make a nuisance of yourself. Take off your pants! Fweedom!
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at September 17, 2026 08:25 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 08:25 PM (0sNs1)
Randomly tangential, after all these years since the introduction of two-letter state abbreviations, I still have to stop and think, AK, that's Alaska, not Arkansas (which state is just over yonder from us).
Although, I never have to think twice about it when I see "tcn in AK."😜
Posted by: mindful webworker - tangentially random at September 17, 2026 08:27 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Folic acid is pretty important. You might consider supplementing.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 08:27 PM (rbvCR)
No Nebula.
Posted by: Star Power at September 17, 2026 08:28 PM (Fn+3X)
I owned a Comet, Mercury, Meteor, Nova, Starfire and Satellite.
No Nebula.
Posted by: Star Power at September 17, 2026 08:28 PM (Fn+3X)
_________
No Brown Dwarf?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:29 PM (eRlcH)
3 years ago, its was about 300 bucks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)
No nova or explosion. In solar mass stars, they just balloon up to red giants, blow away lots of mass, and then become white dwarfs. That blowing away of mass and the white dwarf radiating away are what makes the planetary nebula.
The Sun will undergo a helium flash at some point in the red giant phase, but none of that energy manages to escape, so you don't see it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 08:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 08:30 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Well, I'm not joining, so I'm not letting them scrape any info on me, so I'm not the product, either. What does that leave? I'm an annoyance?
Posted by: mindful webworker - annoyingly at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Folic acid is pretty important. You might consider supplementing.
Posted by: Kindltot
Have you had your thetan levels checked?
Posted by: Church of Scientology at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (xDw5z)
Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
Posted by: Boss Moss
The fact that we could make our own masks was hilariously stupid. A scrap from my lucky Budweiser t-shirt is going to save me but the NIH can't do jack. Sounds legit.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (r7+Q7)
No nova? I was so looking forward to it.
________
It would be blamed on Trump, Global Warming and late-stage capitalism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Blue Boy at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: runner
bon appeti'!
Posted by: Jimmy Chérizier at September 17, 2026 08:33 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 08:33 PM (2OBCo)
Yeah, big disappointment there was no video on that one.🤢
Got a line in one of my songs,
Don't walk on the water
'Til you learn how to fly
And, kids, don't try that sawing a girl in half trick. Just, don't.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pulling a rabbit out of my... at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: runner"
It's probably that humans are easier to catch. House cats already know this.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (MWfyi)
How’s your Thursday evening going? Just got home. Making some chow. Sunny and 65 on the beach. Should be a nice sunset.
Prayers for your wife, AH. She is fortunate to have you to support her. Good for you
Take care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 08:35 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: mindful webworker - annoyingly at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (XAUvQ)
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Yep. They actively want you to go away unless you join their collective.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 08:35 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: runner"
It's probably that humans are easier to catch. House cats already know this.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (MWfyi)
*fist bump*
Posted by: The Ghost and The Darkness at September 17, 2026 08:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 08:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (v9vY1)
Posted by: Auto Autist! at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (Fn+3X)
I'm so tired of the heat and humidity and looking forward to snow. Yes, I'll probably really regret that statement by mid-January.
Also, the redbud trees were different than the ones that bloom in spring near here, but the blooms of all of those trees are lovely.
Thanks, ace.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (NFX2v)
Finally, someone pointed out that "No va" in Spanish is translated as "no go".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy got to Belton for shows starting tomorrow. They return Sunday and head off Monday for Chattanooga. I just wave as they pass by.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:39 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:39 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (/Chlc)
If Alberta Premier Danielle Smith had any balls (spoiler, she doesn't), she would tell Marx Carnage that any deal to make Canada an associate member or full member of the EU would trigger an automatic Unilateral Declaration of Independence by Alberta, results or lack thereof of the upcoming referendum notwithstanding. And Donald Trump needs to make it clear that the USA would immediately recognize an independent Alberta and protect its right to exist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:40 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (88C+u)
Rae Dawn Chong had some nice bubbles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/uTglKaCTv_Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Great clip; never saw that one. The multiple-armed thing was hilarious.
And what a good doggie! Although, when Larry fires a gun, there's a brief moment you can see the dog jump.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nyuk nyuk arf at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Good. Keep it up. It's a start.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:44 PM (NFX2v)
__________
It's for the asparagus crop.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (eRlcH)
Pretty sure you will find belly-rider platforms on some row-crops farms in the USA, too. makes all kinds of sense. Workers are more comfortable, get better productivity, less downtime due to stooping-related injuries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:45 PM (1z8ji)
~~~~~
I was particularly fond of the masks fashioned from spent dryer sheets.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 17, 2026 08:46 PM (3ImbR)
It takes a minimum of about 8 solar masses for a star to go supernova at the end of its life. Stars between about 2 and 8 solar masses go through slightly different paths from the Sun, but no big boom.
The more massive the star, the shorter the life. The big one got out truly in the proverbial blaze of glory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 08:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)
tinyurl.com/bds7s3sv
Posted by: australia wants to kill you at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (88C+u)
There is a "Radon Health Mine" near Boulder, Montana. Radiation hormesis is a thing. A low-level exposure to radiation can bolster the immune system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:48 PM (1z8ji)
Galaxie Country Sedan
Galaxie 500 Country Squire
LTD
Need anything more fancy? Try the Lincoln-Mercury Dealer.
Posted by: When America Was Great at September 17, 2026 08:48 PM (Fn+3X)
Pennsylvania has some of the highest radon levels in the United States, with the entire state classified as EPA Radon Zone 1.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:51 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/hasekkhp
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 08:55 PM (rbvCR)
USC, UCLA study finds Olympics could displace nearly 6,000 unhoused people
Officials have yet to determine where displaced Angelenos will go or how their relocation will be funded.
https://t.ly/whIer
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:57 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2026 08:59 PM (SwyyQ)
The equinox is drawing nigh. The days are getting shorter at the fastest rate now, and the angle the sun takes at sunset is the steepest, so it gets dark the quickest. All of that adds up the feeling that winter is coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)
Some B-12 probably wouldn't be a bad idea either.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 09:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)
I so admire your commitment to your wife and your doggo’s. You make it all possible. Your support and organization and efforts make the whole thing possible. I hope you realize what an integral place you occupy in the big picture.
And your prayers are so very powerful. Please, if you have the bandwidth, put marine and his wife and my unborn granddaughter in there somewhere. Everyrhing is good so far. I love them all. So much.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:04 PM (UjFD0)
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2026 09:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Android Police at September 17, 2026 09:08 PM (Fn+3X)
Officials have yet to determine where displaced Angelenos will go or how their relocation will be funded.
https://t.ly/whIer
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:57 PM (Cqx++)
They aren't "Angelenos", they are just parasites. Ship them all to Newscum's estate winery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:08 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2026 09:05 PM (FhXTo)
RC is that much cheaper than Coke or Pepsi?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:09 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:09 PM (1z8ji)
Not really. If you want cheap go with the Walmart brands.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)
"Obtain Trophy Truck"
Posted by: Max Power
--
OK. I'll take an amped up '62/63 Galaxy 500 or the F-950.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:10 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)
Yeah, I usually buy the no-name cola. I cut it with rum to make it taste better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:11 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2026 09:12 PM (iN6fC)
https://youtu.be/kTI8Ez39LUY
Posted by: mindful webworker - shiny at September 17, 2026 09:13 PM (XAUvQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=TlQuec08lsg
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:13 PM (Jr5Lq)
I mix 1/3 cup coffee concentrate in 36 floz of the cheapest diet cola. Gets the blood a-pumpin.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:15 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (0aYVJ)
It'd sell better than the Cybertruck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)
You make it all possible. Your support and organization and efforts make the whole thing possible. I hope you realize what an integral place you occupy in the big picture.
__________
Thank you. Borzoi people have questioned whether I actually exist, since it's rare for me to go out. But HM can be away for weeks and know the home front is being looked after.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: RC, The One With The Mad, Mad, Taste at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (Fn+3X)
The equinox is drawing nigh. The days are getting shorter at the fastest rate now, and the angle the sun takes at sunset is the steepest, so it gets dark the quickest. All of that adds up the feeling that winter is coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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Around here the temp. highs and lows are about the same but the shorter days coupled with a lower sun is significant to the amount of necessary house cooling.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:17 PM (VQ0bX)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:17 PM (viF8m)
The equinox is drawing nigh
________
As are the people who get on the eastbound freeway in the morning, suddenly discover they can't see and slow to 25 mph. Idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:19 PM (eRlcH)
Ample amounts of sweet iced tea.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:21 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 09:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:19 PM (eRlcH)
When I was commuting east to work in the mornings, there was another driver who put a double sheet of newspaper over his visor to get an extended area of his windshield covered from the glare, and apparently drove by peering through a very narrow slit.
I gave him a lot of room, in general I would try to stay a mile away from him.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 09:24 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:22 PM (eRlcH)
I get angry and sad at the same time, every time I see a video of those days of stupidity. People in masks playing some sport, playing a musical instrument. Politicians making a show of wearing a mask, only to take it off when they thought the camera was looking elsewhere.
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:24 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: JackStraw at
Yes indeed.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 09:26 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)
Just wait for this years Sabres ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:26 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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All of the original formulas are changed.
MBA buys the company, makes the product cheaper and markets it as same.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:27 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:28 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Zombie Yogi Berra at September 17, 2026 09:29 PM (Fn+3X)
_CNBC
We're all going to starve and die!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (VQ0bX)
Beware. My Rangers are threatening to look extremely average this year.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)
I snarl every damn time I see one of those monstrosities.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Politicians making a show of wearing a mask, only to take it off when they thought the camera was looking elsewhere.
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:24 PM (oCio0)
___________
And smugly saying that this is the new normal. Media-crazed "experts". Hysterical AWFLs too scared of dying to live. I swear, I will go to jail before I submit to that again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:31 PM (eRlcH)
U.S. military must prepare to fight around the moon, Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine
----
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZSQdGJujU
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:33 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You'd better go to jail when HM is in town. There would be the Canine Mutiny.
Posted by: H-Block Cell at September 17, 2026 09:35 PM (Fn+3X)
The Chicoms are up to something that they know about. We had that carefully worded thing about weapons in space and now this.
They think they Chicoms are planning on something. Something sneaky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 09:36 PM (w6EFb)
U.S. military must prepare to fight around the moon, Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine
---------
We can't get the Russians to cover this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 09:37 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 09:37 PM (wpRMV)
Last visit I got a tetanus booster, because that one can be lethal. Shingles vax I waffle about. Eh, dunno. I know shingles sucks. I know a few people who got it. And yet, I hesitate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (viF8m)
I had a conversation with a Rags fan at my gym today. He said basically the same thing:
Good enough to not get a lottery pick, bad enough to miss the playoffs.
The dread zone ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:38 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:38 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:31 PM (eRlcH)
***pats sofa***
you can sit with me
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:39 PM (oCio0)
YouTuber According To Nicole finds out her home background has been AI-hijacked for another's videos (h/t Quarter Twenty) (17:04)
https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8
They Got Into A Self-Driving Car With A Gun… Then The Car Turned Them In (6:03) -Colion Noir
https://youtu.be/80m9cjIReHg
Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage (h/t JJS's Morning Report)
https://bit.ly/dems-want-to-control-ai
Forget Robot Workers, This Company Wants to Build Soldiers - Foundation has secured a $24 million contract with the Pentagon, can currently produce between 300-500 robots a year, and it is building another site to boost capacity. (h/t Dr. Tar, IOTWreport)
https://bit.ly/war-bots
Uncontrolled AI could lead to ‘silicon species’ rivalling humans, warns Microsoft (h/t Blazingcatfur)
https://bbc.in/4rjHOml
Be afraid. Be veerrryy afraid.
Posted by: mindful webworker - they'll be bock! at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: The Big Whistle at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:38 PM (NGvkg)
Josh Allen is a Unicorn ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (oCio0)
No vax unless absolutely necessary.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:42 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: The Big Whistle at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (Fn+3X)
Mr. Chadwick, long time fan ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:42 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:43 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:44 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - they'll be bock!
--
Every Chinese robot is one way or the other belligerent.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:46 PM (VQ0bX)
No, they don't. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)
Nice to have that monkey off our backs.
It's Detroiettes turn in the barrel now, 11 years and counting ... heh!
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:46 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:44 PM (VQ0bX)
Good point. I had forgotten it was two shots. I recall a cow-orker who got it. Her upper arm was swoll like crazy.
I think I'll rely on my robust immune system for now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 09:46 PM (0aYVJ)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:55 PM (VQ0bX)
Can one trust the thoughts of a person who speaks with an uptick?
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:19 PM (eRlcH)
Willowed, I know, but I just drove to town. Setting Sun blinding me in the rearview mirrors. Coming home, it had set.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:02 PM (1z8ji)
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Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:13 PM (Jr5Lq)
..And the masked orchestra. Hope Fern got hazard pay. Not all heroes where capes..
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Quick Hits
Hasan Piker re-affirms that he believes America is a bigger terror threat than Al Qaeda.
Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks. "Pound for pound as far as the number of deaths, yes," Piker said in an exclusive interview for a new episode of "The Axios Show." Piker added: "We have caused tremendous terror all around the world."He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.
AWFUL: Lindsay Clancy shouldn't be punished because she's already been punished enough for "losing her children." She didn't lose them, she strangled them to death. This is the apotheosis of the old joke, "Your honor, please have mercy for my murder of my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor." By the way, when asked to endorse "justice for the children," this degenerate, twisted hag refuses. Was Martin Udall right? He was definitely right about a large swathe of women, nearly the majority. The women of Piddington have a possible savior. The UK is planning to cram 1,250 Muslim men into a base just next to the town of a mere 350, giving the "newcomers" a 3-to-1 majority over the actual citizens. Plans have been discovered showing the government actually plans to settle over 3,500 "newcomers" there, but they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never! So, while the UK government does not care at all about the fact that the women of Piddington will become free-range rape prey for the almost uniformly military-age male "newcomers," they do care about a species of newt which may be endangered by the sudden influx of rapists.
Basil the GreatThe town recently voted to declare itself independent from the UK, but obviously the UK will not permit that. You are Tax Cattle to be farmed and slaughtered. And raped. You are chattel. On the other hand: Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.
@BasilTheGreat 🚨BREAKING: The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site So let me get this straight... The Government care more about the safety of NEWTS than Women and Girls?
Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales leaders to meet tomorrow to plan breakup of UK: ReportMeanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get. The Bond villainous made this offer on her own "authority," without asking any member nation for approval. And there is no such thing as an "associate member."
The leaders of Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales will meet on Monday to discuss plans for the breakup of the United Kingdom, according to The Telegraph. First Ministers John Swinney of Scotland, Rhun ap Iowerth of Wales, and Michelle O'Neill of Northern Ireland are expected to sign a joint declaration demanding the right to hold referendums on breaking away from the UK. For the first time, the three constituent nations of the UK are held by pro-separation parties. The Telegraph reported sources as saying that the summit's purpose is to pile more pressure on Prime Minister Andy Burnham after he said in the parliament on Wednesday that he would back another Scottish independence referendum if public opinion backed one. A source close to Swinney told the newspaper that Burnham "fucked up" by making the comment and unionists should be very worried.
The source further said: "Burnham has not read his brief and doesn't seem to know the basics of the UK Government's position on the Union. If I was a Unionist, I would be very worried." Ahead of the summit, Swinney said that Burnham was "facing up to the idea that he will go down in history as the final prime minister of the United Kingdom". Swinney said that that, for the first time, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are led by pro-independence parties, and "there could be no clearer sign that the status quo is not sustainable and that Westminster must prepare for a post-UK future".
... The separatist movements in the UK have picked up pace lately as US President Donald Trump has ramped up his anti-British campaign. After threatening to back Argentina in the campaign to wrest the Falkland Islands off the UK, he has now supported Northern Ireland's separation from the UK and merger with Ireland.
Brussels was hit with a furious backlash today after announcing unprecedented plans for Canada to become an 'associate member' of the bloc -- without asking EU capitals to sign off on the proposal. EU diplomats told the Mail they were kept in the dark and first learnt of the proposal when Ursula von der Leyen, the EU Commission boss, unveiled it during a keynote speech. During the top Eurocrat's annual State of the Union speech to the European Parliament, she repeatedly love-bombed Canadian premier Mark Carney -- who was in the chamber -- saying Brussels wanted 'to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible.' But to the surprise of diplomats from the EU's 27 member nations, who would have to sign off the move, she gushed: 'Dear Mark, I said we must urgently reimagine our partnerships. So, I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to be the first associate member of the EU. 'We share one ocean, one set of values, one way of seeing the world. And we will now build our shared future as well -- thank you for being here.' But the attempt to flatter the former Governor of the Bank of England backfired, with diplomats saying they were never briefed about the proposal and that, in effect, 'associate membership' doesn't even exist. EU diplomats accused Brussels of 'over-reach', an accusation often levelled against Eurocrats by UK Brexiteers before Britain left the bloc. One EU diplomat told the Mail: 'This bombastic announcement is just not right. 'There will be a summit at the end of October, so logically they will talk about deepening the relations. 'But no one has ever seen an associate membership and no idea what it means in practice. Canada is a valuable partner for the EU, one of the few currently in the world where we share the values, so it is nothing against Canada. 'But first and foremost the member states should be the ones to express what kind of relationship the EU wants to have with any third country.' Another added: 'She kept this bit of associate membership out of the text until the last moment. She also did not mention it up front to EU member states. 'It seems like she is a bit too far out in floating this. Everyone is positive about Canada, and wants to strengthen the relationship. 'But there is a lot of uncertainty about what von der Leyen envisages by coining this label.'
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh 21h 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Donald Trump just said if Canada becomes an associate member of the European Union, he might consider it a "HOSTILE ACT" and could enact tariffs or stop trading OUTRIGHT with Europe TRUMP: "Canada has been a TERRIBLE partner." 🔥 This DOES sound like a hostile act: why else would Canada do this other than to think joining the EU gives them leverage in a trade war over America? It's EXACTLY why Trump is right to be slapping Canada with tariffs until they stop treating Americans unfairly The EU isn't saving Canada from an invasion by Russia or China, yet they treat the US the worst!
The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:
— Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 (@ezralevant) September 15, 2026
“Please don’t come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share. A liberal society must still… https://t.co/xETjMt6RMB
Democrat House candidate cries and whines that she'd like to go home after being arrested for driving drunk and crashing into other cars.
Washington state Democrat Krista Perez, who is running for a state House seat, was seen on police video admitting to drinking wine, declining field sobriety tests and begging to go home before praying and crying in the back of a patrol car after her DUI arrest. Perez finished first in last month's primary in the 29th Legislative District, Position 1, and will face incumbent state Rep. Melanie Morgan, also a Democrat, in November, as the top two candidates advance to the general election. Tacoma Police said Perez's 2019 Chevrolet Silverado allegedly struck a parked car on South G Street shortly after midnight on August 11, setting off a chain reaction that damaged five vehicles, according to The Jason Rantz Show on Seattle Red. Prosecutors charged her with DUI, with a refusal enhancement in connection with the collision and a later encounter with police.
Body camera footage shows police questioning Perez after the crash and her subsequent arrest, while footage from the backseat of the patrol car shows her praying and sobbing, according to video obtained by The Jason Rantz Show on Seattle Red. After police arrived at the scene, Perez told an officer she did not understand what was going on and claimed she was not involved in an accident, the footage shows. "Did you get into an accident here?" the officer asks. "I did not," Perez responded. The officer then asked what happened. "I don't know. I've never been in an accident before," she replied. She also said she switched insurers just weeks before the incident when asked for her documents. She was able to tell the officer the name of the insurance company. Perez told the officer she was driving from a friend's business on Tacoma Avenue South when the collision happened. "Did you have anything to drink tonight?" the officer asked. "I just had some wine while I was there," Perez replied. Asked how much wine she had, Perez said she had one glass. When the officer asked how big the glass was, she told him, "I think you might need to contact the business." The officer then asked her to rate her sobriety on a scale of zero to 10, with zero being completely sober. She first told the officer that she wanted to go home. But when asked a second time, she rated herself a four. The officer then asked her to take standardized field sobriety tests but stated multiple times that the tests are optional. ... Perez declined the tests, kept saying she wanted to go home and repeatedly said that she was "confused." "Not right now. I'd like to go home first," she said. "You're not going to go home first. I'm going to tell you that right now, okay? So your options between the test, yes or no, that's going to be determined tonight, right now, not when you go home. So would you like to take these tests or no?" the officer asked. Perez responded by asking if she was allowed to decline the tests. "You do have a choice. You can either say yes, or you can say no. They're totally voluntary tests," the officer answered. "Yeah, I would like to go home first," she replied. The officer asked whether her answer meant she was declining the tests, and she said yes. She was then told she was under arrest for DUI and to put her hands behind her back. "Hold on. Hold on. One second. Hold on," she said. Perez repeatedly told the officer that she did "not know what any of this means." He told her it means she is under arrest for DUI.
Washington state Democratic House candidate Krista Perez was seen crying, praying and sobbing in the back of a patrol car after her DUI arrest.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 17, 2026
Police body camera also shows Perez admitting she'd been drinking wine and refusing field sobriety tests after officers say she crashed… pic.twitter.com/gBSGTzOe8z
This week, the Ohio state rep for the Somali neighborhood of Columbus, a Medicaid fraud hotspot, was served a lawsuit alleging he lied about living in his district–and police found him, indeed, at a residence outside his district. https://t.co/5b0VuQd5Ol
— Luke Rosiak (@lukerosiak) September 17, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (j10i6)
In the squad car she's either in her slip or a spaghetti strap outfit. While neither flatter her, did she whip off her dress?
I wish Clancey would be locked up forevermore and I never heard her name again nor see a photo of her. Stuff of nightmares in imagining her face as the last thing you see.
Those poor children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)
Screw Canada.
Sorry, AOP, Stateless, Grumpy and Recalcitrant, and other Canadian members of the Horde.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (JrHfD)
Make that 3,500 single, available women moving in, and that would be the screech heard 'round the world.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (dK+Kv)
AKA the Menedez Brothers defense
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:28 PM (K32Fz)
The left now: So what's wrong with letting Europe control Canada? Like really?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (sKqQm)
The Piddlington thing, I had some sympathy for the people there until I noticed something: they didn't have a problem with these "immigrants" and "refugees" flooding the country. They just didn't want them in their back yard. The Piddlington people are just Martha's Vineyard again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (K32Fz)
Brussels was hit with a furious backlash today after announcing unprecedented plans for Canada to become an 'associate member' of the bloc -- without asking EU capitals to sign off on the proposal.
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No, no! Canada is to be an "asshole member" of the EU.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Leaky Joe at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Crusty Newt at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (Cqx++)
Feminists
Ardently support a woman who murdered her three children.
Outraged by a woman showing off her body.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (eRlcH)
I had someone on Twitter tell me that Canada joining the EU is not like becoming a state because all the nations in the EU are sovereign. Which is utterly hilarious because even with as much as we've lost in the USA from its original design (thanks, Lincoln), we still have more sovereignty as states in the union than EU members have.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Announced by Henry McGee at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (Fn+3X)
Germany returning to form, but calling it "anti fascist"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (K32Fz)
The Canucks are complaining that the Elbows Up thing is making them tired. And broke.
The EU is acting like a ladies book club.
Persia is holding their annual carpet fire sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO!
The sheep of the Falkland Isles are getting nervous.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)
Odyssey Pitch Meeting
https://tinyurl.com/4xafrc85
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)
But should hinge on whether they have a US style Bill of Rights.
No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)
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And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 06:34 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:34 PM (Q+gd/)
The chancellor of Germany is named Fred(rich) Mer(t)z?
Please tell me his wife is named Ethel. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)
How do you feel about ass-kickings? Because we go more where that came from.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)
FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (K32Fz)
The problem with most Liberals is that they are never actually impacted by the crap they espouse.
Piddlington was about to hit the Find Out part of FAFO... thus the change in tune.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)
As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)
BREAKING NEWS: Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from false information."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (wzUl9)
"The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site"
A smart fella mighta planted them newts.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: The Vikings at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (guGkK)
But should hinge on whether they have a US style Bill of Rights.
No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)
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In Europe, your rights are a gift from the government, which makes it clear it can take them away when it wants to. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (eRlcH)
Ah, so it's Trump's fault. I see.
What is happening here is only natural and common in the natural world. Parasites often switch hosts after their original host dies.
Wales and Scotland suck the life out of England (England was much more conservative and sane until the big cities islamified) and they see the EU as a bigger host to suck money out of.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (2OBCo)
FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)
Hard to believe that it was just 100 years ago that the British empire was the largest empires in history.
Wonder if'n King Chucky will be the last King...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)
About as well as any pure, simple, taken to the limit model has worked. Global Capitalism didn't do us a bit of good.
Fascism includes "Nationalism". Do we need more Nationalism now ? You bet we do.
A big part of politics now is certain regions of the country, and protected groups, that have enjoyed protected status over the rest of us for multiple lifetimes. They don't practice "Nationalism". Just "Us and not You -ism".
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (3GnTI)
A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)
It's how Lindsay Clancy should be treated, imo, but Massachusetts doesn't have the same sentencing.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (NFX2v)
Ja! Jawohl!!!
Posted by: Zombie Josef Goebbels at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (guGkK)
Will it get better?
It would be the height of sublime absurdity if the UK got Wars of the Three Kingdoms Two: Separatist Boogaloo.
But with Wales, it would be Four Kingdoms!
Yes, and with d'Artagnan, there were Four Musketeers. New Math!
Well . . .
Old Math!
Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)
They will just go join the EU, and dream of being important like Charles Edward Stewart who died of the Pox in Italy.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)
It's no bed of roses, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: Emperor Pu Yi at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Exactly not. The Anti-Federalists tried to warn you. The Bill of Rights has been proven to be EXACTLY how the Fed has put its nose under the State Tent.
It was called out, back in the day.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)
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That reminds me ... Alberta splitting off from Canada would be like Panama splitting off of Colombia.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (2OBCo)
Yeah looting people works pretty well until the money runs out. Which makes sense, since that's how socialism always works just in fast forward.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)
Bagpipes?
His bare legs got cold in the winter?
Haggis?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH)
Germany returning to form, but calling it "anti fascist"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (K32Fz)
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Merz appears to have really poor political instincts. His party just had their Liederhosen covered posteriors handed to them in Saxony-Anhalt. Berlin is coming up on Sept. 20th. He would have done better to not say anything, but what he said about free speech is enough to push a fence sitter.
The media is in full triage state pushing the narrative that AfD only wants to unite with Russia, returning migrants is ethnic cleansing, and somehow the Nazi's where far right and just like AfD. Current polls show that AfD is set to make significant increases in Berlin. I guess Merz sees his career disipation light blinking. Merz was the chair of the Blackrock supervisory council for Germany at one time. His demise would be cause to celebrate.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (KC5Lt)
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)
The Parti Citron du Canada was a Quebec political party whose platform was to:
Restructure Canada's economy to be centered on lemon production
Support global warming (so lemons can be grown in Canada)
Abolish Toronto (to "capitalize on the prejudices of voters outside the city")
Repeal the law of gravity (to avoid lemons being bruised when falling from trees)
Merge the Great Lakes (so that water is provided to more land, some of which could potentially be lemon farms)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (rbvCR)
Without freedom of speech, you are a slave.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (VUfCb)
A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Funny bit of history... the ONLY Canadian troops to serve in Viet Nam, was 250 Soldiers there to oversee the 1973 Cease Fire...
The one the North broke and took over the South.
Yeah... sooooo effective.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Serves the poofter Limeys right, after they spent all that time and effort sticking their noses into our elections. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
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Whitehall is the one forcing migrants on them. The locals hate them. It was a deliberate strategy of population replacement overall, but also diluting the native population with dependent migrants.
With the Establishment Uniparty wanting ever more migrants, secession - the credible threat of it - gives them some leverage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 06:44 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:44 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)
Without freedom of speech, you are a slave.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (VUfCb)
And without the Right to own guns? You won't keep your freedom of speech for long...
Examples? England.. Australia...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (AKptf)
And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Rule by lizards?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)
Throw 'em in the cage with the deathnewts.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (LHPAg)
I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again?
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They would be the Celtic version of the Balkans. And that's no compliment at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Ethel Mertz at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (MWfyi)
Sincerely, an American
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (oUMhY)
Fuck em.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)
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All I know is that the #1 baby name in Glasgow last year was Mohammad.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)
A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)
On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.
I reckon its been swallowed by the fact that ... well ... both countries used to be White and spoke English.
The history of both, prior to the Cold War, was totally different. And will be again. Neither is our natural ally.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: 623 E. 68th St. at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (Fn+3X)
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Exactly !
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (AKptf)
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Some Bond villain. She bent the knee to DJT at his golf resort in Scotland.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Fred has always had his head up his ass.
Posted by: Ethel Mertz at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)
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William Frawley and Vivian Vance hated each other's guts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (eRlcH)
A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)
47 For her plotting
The husbands and companions of the AWFLs and the primary No kings sign holders.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)
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How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Funny bit of history... the ONLY Canadian troops to serve in Viet Nam, was 250 Soldiers there to oversee the 1973 Cease Fire...
The one the North broke and took over the South.
Yeah... sooooo effective.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)
I believe there were some badass Aussies and New Zealanders there.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)
Otto von Bismarck!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Examples? England.. Australia...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Hence the argument by the Anti-Federalists. Writing ten rules on a piece of paper wouldn't do shit. And ceding power to a central government, just because rules were written on a piece of paper, was foolish.
As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (3GnTI)
How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
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Basically sitting in a pile of their own midden bitching about their grudges. Crowing about their glorious history of being losers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)
Sexy beast Angela Merkel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last
What was their plan to protect them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)
It is a bad choice driven by a country that does not know a good thing and deserves to learn a very hard lesson.
What happens in EU to industries like energy, ag, and timber? they shut them down. Do they think Germany will let them compete on auto? do they think EU will let them compete on dairy? NO -- they will be expected to ship LNG cheap, and accept migrants. Lots of migrants.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Spoiler Alert ... nobody. Nobody cared about us prior to WW II. And everyone either hated or resented us after.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)
They've enjoyed our penumbra. Now they can taste our emanations.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)
Sexy beast Angela Merkel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (NGvkg)
____________
East Germany's revenge
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3GnTI)
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Oh, it's you. Never mind. God bless and I hope you find some happiness in your life.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (oUMhY)
"I mean, not right away"
--LLoyd David
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026
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Which sounds like a new fashion headgear sold at a store in many a strip mall in America.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (wzUl9)
Maybe Fascism will work this time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)
As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)
As long as all your neighbors are a bunch of pussies who don't maintain a decent military to deter you when you "finance" your economy by invading and enslaving said neighbors. But eventually you run into someone who's even more evil and bloodthirsty than you are, and they curbstomp your whole culture.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
I heard good things about Peruvia...
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)
I don't think I want to play Warhammer with any of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lars From Oslo at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Fn+3X)
They have alliances of convenience that are valid only as long as it is mutually beneficial.
The concept of longterm allies is dumb. Every country should have their own priorities based on the needs and goals of its people.
That's why globalists hate us and nationalism. Trump has told them all to fuck off, we will do what's best for America.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (oUMhY)
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Will the ancient alliance between Scotland and France be restored?
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last
What was their plan to protect them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)
To keep States divided against each other. Assuming the States that loved their guns the most would stand the best chance of keeping them.
And to certainly not cede their rights to nine judges in a room, and a network of other appointed judges as well.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
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Allies are always cyclical. Sort of like neckties. There was a short time before and during WW2 when China was a decent ally. Nowadays, I think we can depend more on Japan and some of the South American countries.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)
On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.
Special relationship.
https://t.ly/Xi6vK
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)
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Forget it, it's the angry black-pill guy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Never heard of newts voting, have you?
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Texas?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026
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Trust us. You don't want to know.
( -- Austria, Poland, Romania, France, Norway, et al.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (wzUl9)
London. Older there will never voted to leave Britain
Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (gwrBY)
They had very just reasons to be very unhappy with their parents just not murder them. The Clancy witch? No justification whatsoever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)
*smiles*
And after all this, we agree. That, and The Jerry Garcia Band.
You should give The Amazing Rhythm Aces a try.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (gwrBY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)
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We got along very well with Canada until Trudeau the elder. He was the asshole who changed their flag, used terrorism to subvert Quebec and farmed his wife out to Fidel. Literal cuck.
There was a Heritage Canada trying to restore that relationship (Mulroney, Harper) but between mass immigration and a national psychosis regarding the US, they have been overwhelmed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (gwrBY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)
With the Establishment Uniparty wanting ever more migrants, secession - the credible threat of it - gives them some leverage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed
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Scotland and Wales were always way more left than England. The UK has had open borders because of their votes.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (v3pYe)
Not so fast says leftist judges all over the country.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (xJpuh)
Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM
Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2Ez/1)
The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Pregnancy tests draw a misleading, somewhat arbitrary, binary between a state of being pregnant and not being pregnant. You can be kind of pregnant, a little bit pregnant, or almost pregnant, or maybe pregnant, and still test positive for pregnancy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)
Pound for pound?
Does this retard even know what that phrase means?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull and Betty Ramsey at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (Fn+3X)
Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)
How much do debates even matter? Feels like everyone just votes for their team regardless.
Is this the new Republican strategy? I feel like it is happening all over. They determined debating actual hurts them instead of using Fox News and Ads to do the heavy lifting.
CroleyForCongress (gray checkmark!) I'm in a similar situation in Tennessee on the congressional level, my Republican opponent refuses to debate me. If he's not willing to defend his own beliefs how could we trust him to defend our beliefs?
Cowards.
Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala. Republicans have learned when they open their mouth in a place they’re held accountable people realize they’re scum
You could take the rotten corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit and name it Rapey McBabystarver, have another live monkey use that corpse like a marionette, and the Republican base would support it 100% without question as long as it has that (R).
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)
Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM
Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Not quite power ball money.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (KC5Lt)
Odds on Canada would get to compete in the Eurovision song contest. That's more than nothing, am I right?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (fbleX)
Posted by: K Street 101 at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)
How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
"Boat" has two vowels. Kind of hard to build a fleet of boats when you don't have any vowels to build with.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Canada spends more effort in trying to be not-America that they've never developed what it is to be Canada. Pathetic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (eRlcH)
Wave that piece of paper, while a Federal Judge commands Law Enforcement to instruct you that your rights are what they say. Not what you say.
That was the argument of the Anti-Federalists. They were correct. They were proven correct almost from the start.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (3GnTI)
Yeah, yeah that was... special. One of the oldest and most conclusive binary examples in history is pregnancy, and they want to put it on a continuum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (K32Fz)
“Please don’t come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share."
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the head of the German CENTER-RIGHT party.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
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I was having that discussion on a Canadian blog (SmallDeadAnimals)...and the realization was that the conservatives in Canada have no leader. Poilievre pretends to be one, but he is incredibly LAZY. He's whine about something every chance he gets on the media, but NEVER has an alternative or outlines why something is a bad idea. He's a media whore plain and simple. The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)
"Ffyc! Foiled again!"
--Lloyd David
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Don't be silly. It's not nearly as good as Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (Ntshk)
Due to ineptitude and cost overruns, the Bundesmarine's next generation warship got cancelled. Only costing billions to cancel it. And the program was started with Ursula in charge.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)
How do you feel about ass-kickings? Because we go more where that came from.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)
When Vance went and announced the dangerous direction the EU and UK were heading with freedom of speech and religion everyone was shocked he said that their record was not spotless. Now Germany is saying that basic rights are worthless in just about a year.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: K Street 101 at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)
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I mean that is the essence of the Realist school. If an alliance is no longer in the national interest, it must be broken. It's funny how many diplomats claim to be Realists but actually aren't. A true Realist would do what Trump is doing, maximizing national interest and reviewing alliances to see if they still provide any benefits.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)
He'll make one Hell of a moderator.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (3GnTI)
The executive bathroom?
Free coffee in the break room?
A parking space?
Posted by: Can you skip the ads? at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)
you know who else had six parts?
Posted by: leonard at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (v3pYe)
The have 2 officially scheduled debates in October, this was just a stunt created by a TV station.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)
Because they are the people of Canada. A wet rope never attracts a fire-brand to push it.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (3GnTI)
The executive bathroom?
Free coffee in the break room?
A parking space?
Posted by: Can you skip the ads? at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)
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Sit at the little kids table and get told to finish your peas or there's no dessert.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (Q+gd/)
Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)
What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)
The have 2 officially scheduled debates in October, this was just a stunt created by a TV station.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (K32Fz)
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He deleted 100 videos off of his youtube before running, and rumor is Rogers has all of them and will be releasing them steadily. The guy is imploding.
The debate moderator was a partisan hack. It was set up to be an ambush. Oh, and good luck getting anyone to watch an infomercial, which likely runs afoul of Equal Time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)
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It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Just don't go to sleep or you'll wake up and the pod people'll be there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (Fn+3X)
Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)
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If it's Larry Klayman, I really won't know who to root for. Larry Klayman used to be at Judicial Watch. He was all in on annoying the Clintons, but it didn't amount to much. I met him at an Innaugural Ball for "W" and he was a DICK.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (y9nCu)
To begin with they reset the economy and financial system after the hyperinflation and rebuilt a completely shattered country in record time. In part it was a rejection and default on the WWI demands, and in part it was a rebuilding of the banking and credit systems backed by the state, in partnership with the state, and managed between the various producers by like some massive nationwide guild system.
If they had let it go there, then they would have been remembered as geniuses, greater than Keynes, Samuelson and Nordhaus who all viewed the Soviet planned economy as the ideal basis for an industrial economy.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)
And get the Priest as well.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)
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Andress? There my be some takers for that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)
You could take the rotten corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit and name it Rapey McBabystarver, have another live monkey use that corpse like a marionette, and the Republican base would support it 100% without question as long as it has that (R).
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (xDw5z)
Those two made me LOL. Can you imagine the 2nd debate with Kamaladingdong? There's not enough dressing in the world for that volume of word salad.
And the rape stuff? Aren't these idiots the ones who put forward a rapist with a Nazi tattoo?
The projection is astounding.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (Ntshk)
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues. Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)
What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM
Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM
Pfffffttt!
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)
Gosh, you didn't get dental? I thought we all got dental.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Rum Dum On Wheels at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Fn+3X)
The EU? Really.... Really Canada?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)
They did, but when Trump joke about Canada being the 51st state they went bonkers and ran around screaming and bouncing off walls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (K32Fz)
You've heard of assistant pissboy, before, haven't you?
It is the assistant to the assistant of the assistant pissboy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Root for discovery and injuries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)
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Heh....Holy crap, I looked it up. It IS Larry Klayman. I can't believe he's still alive. He's got to be late 80's by now.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)
I see you've spent very little time among the rank and file of Canada.
Its not a syndicate. Your average Canadian sees "Fuck America" as their best interests.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)
A Citroen party would be pretty silly.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)
__________________________
We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)
So, two assholes locked in legal combat. Can they both lose?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)
I bet he wishes he could give back his 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (KC5Lt)
How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
Settle for the animated Ursula.
You will get Ursula van der Leyden
Posted by: Anna Puma
https://tinyurl.com/43dpmz4j
Is that better or worse than live action Melissa McCarthy as Ursula the Sea Witch?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:11 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)
It means that this ...
What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.
Is that same dumb shit of "companies have rights". Assuming they are just pure entities pursuing profit.
It ignores the actions during the entirety of Covid. That companies are active actors in politics. And use your employment as a lever to bend you to their will. And will actively act against you, en masse, in a coordinated effort.
Its the same stubborn Junior Achievement view of economics that just makes no sense. Now more than ever.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)
Probably just hoping for a response.
Criticize his grammar, he loves that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Ntshk)
What's wrong with Klayman?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)
How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
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Mark Carney doesn't care. He has all his assets in the US. He's fleecing Canada because he's a soulless globalist. He's literally proposing to let foreigners buy all their airports (China, anyone?). He has zero interest in making Canada better, just lining his own pockets and pissing off Trump.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)
I was worried that I might be the only one.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (dK+Kv)
That's a lot of trouble to go through to be a piss boy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (NGvkg)
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That's just the start. Then it's Apprentice Pissboy, Journeyman Pissboy and Master Pissboy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)
Criticize his grammar, he loves that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)
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Don't waste the effort. It's not worth it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (oUMhY)
"Is he related to Eric Clapner?"
--Joycelyn Elders
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)
I am sorry I was a prick the other day, by the way.
I don't have an excuse, just the apology.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)
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They'd race through vinyards and jump scenic creeks with their iconic "Mon Deiiiiuuuuu!" cry.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)
"If it's Larry Klayman, I really won't know who to root for. Larry Klayman used to be at Judicial Watch. He was all in on annoying the Clintons, but it didn't amount to much. I met him at an Innaugural Ball for "W" and he was a DICK.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)"
This.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)
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Excuse me? I’ll have you know when I have labs taken tomorrow I will be definitely be blaming the increase in my liver enzymes on the Remdesivir I was administered 5 years ago. Not the double IPA's.
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (QFchU)
You don't like having to take a shot ? Don't shop here. Or anywhere else. Get your groceries wherever. Its freedom of association for the corporation. Get with it. We have rights.
Don't like giving up every bit of your personal information. Well, bank elsewhere. Except every bank in your radius all meet on Friday and the demand in coordinated.
Get it now ?
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
You are obviously using a different dialect of English.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Fv808)
I don't have an excuse, just the apology.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Were you? I didn't notice. I mean, this is the Horde. We're all pricks to a certain extent. But I appreciate the apology.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)
Fuck you, buddy! The alternative is worse!!!
"I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portashitter….that blue water smell conditioned me.” Graham Platner, March 2017, posting on r/Military under the username "P-Hustle".
Posted by: Porta Pots at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (xDw5z)
I suppose you can be upset with the price of gas and the fact Trump finally had the courage to destroy an enemy who has been killing Americans without any retribution for many years, including some of my friends. But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)
Seems like an impotent rant.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Except they were Beau And Luc, and instead of makig amazing jumps, they just drove the 2CV off the jump and it fell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)
In my experience, boys don't need any training to piss whenever and wherever they want to. Once they discover the directional spout, it's game on.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (Ntshk)
Send some gunboats to Quebec City, Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver and lob a few rounds into those iceback hellholes.
Just to let them know who has got their 'nads in a vise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (ixS3i)
How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
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The big thing with Canada that the media stays away from is what their "industry" has become, and WHY it is important that we not continue with the status quo. Canada has a tiny industrial base. What they do have is moving to the US. That leaves "Asssembling Plants." China and a few other countries send parts to Canada, which puts products together (assembles)....then they plaster the "Made in Canada" sticker on it even though the vast majority is Chinese crap. It's how China was circumventing tariffs and competing unfairly.
Now, Canada has nothing to fall back on, so they try to make it up in tariffs and unfair labor practices (like dumping milk) to control prices. The abuse tariff quotas on a bunch of different industries (dairy, lumber etc.). We're doing a reset, and they have no negotiating leverage.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)
People don't vote using logic. The vast majority don't do using logic.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:18 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull Passed in 1966, Age 91 at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)
Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
He wasn't just at Judicial Watch, he was a founder.
And how many attorneys do you know who aren't dicks at one time or another? Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)
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Yeah, boy! Once the flying monkeys flew out of her butt it would've been all over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (XD+PD)
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People don't vote the "generic ballot," they vote for candidates, and the Dems have picked some crazy ones.
Right now the media is trying to blackpill the base, and amplifying the Massieholes of the world. Ignore it. The Dems are in panic mode.
Trump did the USPS thing when he did, to make it an election issue and show that even tracking THE MAIL is a problem for them. He set out piles of rakes and they are walking into every single one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Send some gunboats to Quebec City, Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver and lob a few rounds into those iceback hellholes.
Just to let them know who has got their 'nads in a vise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (ixS3i)
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No need. By dropping the TPS on Haitians, we lobbed more than a few face chomping Haitians on Montreal. Which by the way is where they are all headed due to the French speaking up there.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (dIske)
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
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The answer is God. Really big mad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
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Their house, their rules.
why doesn't this old basterd just die already
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)
Other than inflation
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)
“ Now instead, you ought to forgive and comfort him, so that he will not be overwhelmed by excessive sorrow.”
2 Corinthians 2:7
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (XD+PD)
Special relationship.
https://t.ly/Xi6vK
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
Probably until the era of Trudeau II Canada's leaders were sane enough to realize the true relative powers, openly confronting the US was madness. Similarly for the UK .
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)
I took Orson's info at face value. Sorry if that offends.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (Ntshk)
And how many attorneys do you know who aren't dicks at one time or another? Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)
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He's a total self-absorbed asshole who was less interested in sticking it to the Clintons than he was getting his mug on television. I stand by that.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
It varies day to day. Right now ? The folks that don't remember "if you don't like the rules, shop somewhere else" when it wasn't that long ago that NONE OF US could shop anywhere without stepping through all the hoops of a very coordinated commercial response.
As I said ... its like some here just don't remember Covid. They live in the Junior Achievement version of Economics they were taught in school. Which isn't how things work at all.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)
I hear that in the voice of the Blue Aardvark.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Froggy Transport at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Fn+3X)
I bet he wishes he could give back his 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: polynikes
L'il Tottie has not spoken to him in weeks. Sad!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
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The answer is God. Really big mad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Well, then, bless his pointed little head.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Ntshk)
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Max Power
Hold on! Let's not be too hasty here....can we add Muhammed and Omar to the list at least?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (xDw5z)
Except they were Beau And Luc, and instead of makig amazing jumps, they just drove the 2CV off the jump and it fell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (K32Fz)
Boss Porc watches them toodle by and shouts out "I chase no one today! I'm on le strike!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Ntshk)
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Yes. Of course, God loves him, and is patiently waiting for him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)
YES. And that is why USA is truly a blessed place, and fully under attack by the globalists and all other nations that want control of their "subjects".
Not sure what other "democracies" come close to the USA on individual rights, and the basics of our Declaration of Independence. Yet we have our own DeepState (since at least post WW2 when our CIA brought in European totalitarians to help them run our world). It's a study I'd be interested in reading, if done by a True American Patriot with broad historical competence.
But that is our ongoing struggle, and why we read Ace, and a few others.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)
I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Ntshk)
why doesn't this old basterd just die already
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)
As a group, sportsball players are the most empowered people capable of defending their right against the evil machinations of the man. If it is that important to them - no restrictions on their political speech in the workplace that reflects upon the team, and thus, the owner's profitability - they are well-empowered to get such conditions added to their CBA.
I just can't get worked up over it to Bernie's commie agitprop.
And, no, I did not get the jab.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (dK+Kv)
That is not true. I never wore a mask in Kroger. I was never even confronted about it. Now the UPS Store, that was a different story.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (oUMhY)
In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Nobody is being silenced you imbecile.
Robert Kraft, who not only owns the Patriots but also the stadium, is a huge supporter of Israel which you should not know because not only are you technically Jewish you also, technically, live in Vermont.
If you think he was going to give a platform to a raging anti-semite to spew his lie you are even dumber than I thought and that is one low bar.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (aKiSo)
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He summons the head of the local Gendarmarie, Ross d'Porcartraine, who dutifully mounts his motorbike with his faithful poodle, Flashe, and promptly hits a bollard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Froggy Transport
Posted by: 100,000 Ford F-150 Lightnings Produced at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (oUMhY)
What if someone wanted to host a klan rally in the stadium?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)
I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I can tell by his prose style that he is one smart motherfucker!
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (VUfCb)
All their pipelines go into the US.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (uhVAy)
On 9-11 if I’m around, I usually go to a school and talk with kids about my experiences that day. After this years visit one of the children’s siblings went on social media to say what a terrible thing that was, it shouldn’t be permitted and trying to coyly say I should have died that day.
Now imagine what it takes to be that ignorant and callous. Me? I’ll shrug it off. I’ve lost count of the number of people who wished I was dead. There’s a globe of them, and they might even have a fan club.
Anyway, that’s the level of ignorance and vitriol we’re up against and why people make pathos decisions at the ballot that will ultimately make their lives worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)
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Forget it, Jake, it's Blackpilltown.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I don't know who Chunks is, or why he's in the back of a squad car, but I'll blow whoever I need to get the Dem nomination in 2028. (Cackle)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (xDw5z)
In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat
Jeebus, the Ur-Frogs in Quebec would become even more insufferable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Ntshk)
The opposite. These things are just so obvious that everyone should see them. Everyone that is willing to look. I'm smart in my field. But we're talking day to day on the street believe your own eyes stuff.
I'm no smarter than anyone in that. Yet I saw what I saw.
And now I see this, same as always. Lloyd is going all "I love Jesus" now because that's what he does when he gets called on dumb statements.
You know why I'm a "troll" ? Because I just don't buy into the ideology. I see what works and what don't. Anyone can. Its not a talent as much as a will.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)
Speaking of a Junior Achievement version of Economics, if you didn't like your COVID tyranny, you should have moved to a free area.
We had some attempts at that here, but by and large, people scoffed at such attempts.
We as adults protested along side student walkouts that were against prolonging the stupid school mandates, and we homeschool (had no skin in that game). So get off your self-righteous high horse over a bunch of commie agit prop about empowered, whiny sportsball players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)
So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!
They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)
Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.
Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Oldcat
Jeebus, the Ur-Frogs in Quebec would become even more insufferable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ixS3i)
I'm not sure...with the Quebecois be pissed when France treats them as non-French, like Cajuns?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)
I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.
Posted by: tcn in AK
When did we issue a notice that we were hiring such?
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)
There's a reason they have no carpets in a cop car
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (K32Fz)
https://tinyurl.com/54wra6h9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)
War with Canada is on the table.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)
"I got better."
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (Ntshk)
$0 dollars collected!
They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)
The punishment for poaching the lord of the manor's deer is immediate death.
But it doesn't matter, because no one poaches the lord's deer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (aKiSo)
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)
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*hacks loogie on sidewalk*
*scratches*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Truckin' at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (Fn+3X)
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
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Bernie thinks BERNIE should decide who can say what, and where
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.
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somebody needs to hack the system and make it 10 seconds!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (3GnTI)
The trolling part is kind of a giveaway, if we're being blunt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)
That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)
So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!
They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)
A quota is even more despicable than a tariff, trade wise. A tariff lets you sell at least, even if you have to be more efficient than local competitors.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (uhVAy)
219 How is the oyster farm?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM
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It's fine. As fake and gay as ever.
Maybe you were concerned that it would be left to rot after its utility as a political prop was gone, but it has a reason to continue its existence. Its tiny, one-seafood-restaurant-supplying existence.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (VWtfl)
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)
I'm pretty sure he doesn't get dental, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)
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Yes. Yes, they can.
Elbows up!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam
Banana Republic > Poutine Republic
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VHUov)
That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)
"Tell Hormel I got a tasty little tax break here for them...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)
There's plenty of dogs roaming the streets in Muslimtown.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner
I just mentioned Kamala cackling up above! She laughs enough for three people, which doesn't make up for have the IQ of one-third of a person. We're straying dangerously close to math, and 3/5ths compromise, territory here...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (xDw5z)
After it was over ? Everybody volunteered. Except everybody that volunteered, for real, got put somewhere. Mostly back-filling in the empty posts.
I didn't volunteer.
My point ? Now, so many brave souls that said "Fuck No" during Covid. Its bullshit. Its like Meal Team Six never rolled out.
Complete bullshit.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Oldcat
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sure, for now. The EU folk seem really pissed about buying LNG from USA. It costs more than the Russian stuff. They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.
I think that they think they will get cheap LNG from the canadians in time.
Not sure why whey need to, as they have plenty in Europe if they just drilled and fracked.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: Rockin' The Throne Lab at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Fn+3X)
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
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Bernie thinks BERNIE should decide who can say what, and where
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZxPkt)
If only a billionaire could silence Bernie. But it seems nobody can.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Ntshk)
Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.
And you thought drug use was bad in Starbucks bathrooms. Wait until you get a load of this.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Rockin' The Throne Lab at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Fn+3X)
But how about the sex? Once you shoot up, it could be months....
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)
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Well, there's a reason why he has to keep changing his name.
I feel really bad that he goes to this much trouble to get some sort of engagement. I mean he could try to be...human? Honest? Not a jackass?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Froggy Transport at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Fn+3X)
But are they worth a party?
No. No, they are not.
I might throw a party for a Renault 4. 8 million of those built, world wide.
They have those cool sliding windows too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (vbXSk)
I am the most brutally honest dude you'll ever meet. And that's the point.
I wonder about y'all. There was a time I wanted to do one of these meet and greets. Back when Jim was Sunk New Dawn was around.
But I just can't imagine the "let's all just hug and agree" vibe now.
Its not "engagement". Some of you, and you are one, just invariably piss me off with your purposeful naive turned up to 11.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (NFX2v)
They have those cool sliding windows too.
Posted by: Kindltot
Your party is haram!!!!!
Posted by: Toyota Hilux with rear-Mounted DShK at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (xDw5z)
I think that they think they will get cheap LNG from the canadians in time.
Not sure why whey need to, as they have plenty in Europe if they just drilled and fracked.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VUfCb)
I don't think they do any planning on that level at all, if they did they would not have urged on a war with their only source of cheap energy.
And I don't think canada will be a cheap source of LNG regardless since the same transport across the ocean would be needed as US LNG, PLUS they'd have to build new pipelines over thousands of miles. The EU aren't builders of anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (uhVAy)
I'm pretty sure we DID blow up that well-head that sent Russian LNG to Europe.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (3GnTI)
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
We're coming into voting time.. the trolls come out of the rotten wood every time.
They do seem to lack a bit of IQ though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (vbXSk)
All the parts with timber and oil are subject nations to the core population in the Ottawa-Toronto axis. Don't even have much against general Canadians.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (uhVAy)
I'm pretty sure we DID blow up that well-head that sent Russian LNG to Europe.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (3GnTI)
Biden did. Of course the EU agreed to it to 'get' Russia somehow.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (uhVAy)
Because you are trying to hit everyone's pain points that you imagine exist because you are judging everyone by your limited experience.
you do not believe due to your own approach in everything you do that people can honestly be faithful, caring, economically literate, or understanding of other people's pain.
You go after what you imagine to be cynical hypocrisy to make other people squirm for your own amusement, like some sadistic child impaling cutworms on blackberry thorns.
Am I close?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)
I was thinking the 'living under a bridge until the cute billy goats came out" was the clue.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)
Slick ... if somebody keeps saying 2 + 2 = 5 ? Do you pat their ass and say "good try" ?
I didn't do that with my kids.
But this is where it is now. I just hurt your feelings. You people are the opposite side of the coin from the people you hate now. Truly.
Its been a Hell of a thing to watch.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (3GnTI)
Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull Passed in 1966, Age 91 at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Fn+3X)
Only life to go.
Posted by: Sebastian Bach at September 17, 2026 07:55 PM (Lh1W0)
-the whole thread
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:23 PM (VQ0bX)
Perhaps Maple Syrup or poutine.
Really don't know what the people of Canada are so angry about but they sure do have sand in their fart clams.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)
Not only that. The garrote she used. . .Was a fucking WOMAN'S EXERCISE BAND! A Flexible length of rubber or elastic silicone that will flex, wielded in the hands of a woman.
Either she hesitated and the elastic would loosen giving the children a little more air to live longer as they suffered at the hands of this demon, or she put so much tension into the ELASTIC that it was able to completely obstruct. Either those children suffered over long and would collect "one last gasp" several times over the period that she was murdering them, or she had the zeal to make an ELASTIC act as a static line with as much strength as she could muster.
EXERCISE BANDS!
Posted by: wickedpinto at September 17, 2026 08:27 PM (cZv+N)
Yeah we are mired in abject poverty. Except compared to every other civilization that ever existed in the history of the world. Including our own 10 years, or 5 years, or 50 years ago.
Grow up and stop stomping your feet.
Posted by: boatbuilder at September 17, 2026 08:33 PM (HvsE8)
US Poverty Rate Falls to Lowest Level In History
Well, as long as we've been keeping track of it, anyway.
And median (average) household income hit a record high. Wait until you see how the media spins this.The U.S. poverty rate edged down to the lowest on record in 2025, while median household income hit a record high, the Census Bureau said on Tuesday. There were 34.5 million people in poverty in 2025, the agency said. The decline marked the second consecutive annual drop in the poverty rate and brought it to its lowest level since the bureau began tracking the measure. It came as policymakers debate the impact of federal spending cuts on safety-net programs. The poverty rate -- the percentage of people living in poverty -- dipped 0.5 percentage point to 10.2% last year, the bureau said. The supplemental measure of poverty, which takes into account non-cash government benefits and taxes, was at 13.1%, and the median household income increased 2.6% to $87,460.
The media very begrugingly stated that the poverty rate fell, but only "slightly, and then added that "experts" "fear the worse" is still to come. Compare that to how they reported child poverty falling under Biden. And also note that child poverty under Trump has fallen to the lowest level in recorded history, which they don't bother underlining.
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) September 16, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Brometheus at September 17, 2026 05:34 PM (rOmMi)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (hG5L0)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (GbONR)
Oh sure. We taxpayers are always going have to pay for the worthless pieces of shit.
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)
EBT like the poor, will always be with us. It is written.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: The Learing Center at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (4HoLg)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Sco7b)
Poor people who are fat, have personal cell phones, live in subsidized or free housing with indoor plumbing and air conditioning, get food stamps and tax rebates (for sitting on their asses), and buy soda, booze and pot for "recreation" purposes.
Those poor people? Why, yes, it is no wonder the world wants to come here and be poor.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM
The article is behind a paywall or something so I can't read it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (/QHx4)
"Under President Trump, the poverty rate hit a new record of 10.2%! 34.5 million people live in poverty."
GatewayPundit the pilot ejected...
A fighter jet crashed in rural Michigan on Thursday afternoon during a training exercise.
The pilot safely ejected and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where they are being treated.
The fighter pilot was participating in a routine training exercise in Traverse County at the time of the crash.
“A 149th Fighter Wing, Texas Air National Guard F-16 Fighting Falcon was on a routine training mission from the Air National Guard’s Combat Readiness Training Center, in Alpena, when it experienced an incident earlier this afternoon,” the Texas Military Department said in a statement.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Get rid of the illegals, and phony-legals, so that citizens can get jobs, have the government stop stealing our money to fund their demonic push for a worldwide homosexual Islamic nightmare land, and ease up on the regulations. We shouldn't have safety-net programs - charity can take care of those in actual need, and doing these things would limit the number in actual need.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)
And there we have the reason there is no cure for most cancers. There's no money in the cure, only the research.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 05:41 PM (oUMhY)
The ones with hair extensions, Frankenstein nails, and covered in tats, which, presumably, we paid for - ultimately, at least.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Fox Butterfield at September 17, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM
Treatments make money, cures do not.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (CWTWj)
Remember 'poverty' here and now is still living better than any king 1000 years ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)
So you made poor choices in life. Fuck you starve.
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (/QHx4)
Not at all. Mother Theresa never judged anyone for their life choices, and she took care of them. But then, she wasn't extorting the general public for tax money to do so. Not the same thing as the government demanding to pay for extravagance for "poor" people.
I never took public assistance for anything, and I left home at 17. I lived without a phone, without AC, without a lot in order to survive. I also always had a job, but there were times when I didn't not know where my next meal was going to come from. I got by, until I succeeded.
And now I get to pay for others to not bother. THAT is my objection. I still give plenty to the Church, and I have no issue if the Church chooses to use that to help folks. And it does.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (wkREs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)
Richie Rich? Johnny Quest?
Kind of assholes.
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
Immigrant: I want to live in the land where all poor people are fat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)
Richie Rich? Johnny Quest?
Kind of assholes.
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
Freaking pony people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2OBCo)
Leftists do so by having them killed in the womb.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:48 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:48 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)
And you never will
BECAUSE OF TRUMP!
Posted by: YOUR CULTURAL REVOLUTIONARY CHILDREN at September 17, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:49 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 05:49 PM (jDkKy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)
I filled the gas tank of a scammer who "ran out of gas" with my emergency can that I carried in my 1963 VW. They wanted cash. As I was filling up their tank, I noticed their tank gage read half a tank.
It was gas that had been in the can in the trunk for over a year.
Win-win.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)
He’s going to have to change the TV example. Now you can get a 60” flat screen for $300 on sale.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: VERY Fixed Income! at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (hG5L0)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM
In fairness, this was about 1985, when even I had a B&W TV.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Manya at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (hG5L0)
lol, that would totally fly today.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (NzX/y)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 P
Lol....B&W tv. That conversation was a while back.
Now with the occasional inner city late night "Get everything you can carry FREE!" events, I have to imagine you're poor with less than 55 inches.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
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You aren't buying a television.
You are giving away your privacy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (FZ29D)
I can take scrounged pears, flour, butter, sugar, baking powder and elderly milk and turn it into a wonderful desert. It took me years to figure that out because Mom wasn't interested in teaching me and Dad thought my future wife would have those skills.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)
Thirty years ago, or so, I was shopping in a grocery store at 3:30 am (I worked a weird shift). Their was a lady who got into the checkout before I did, two carts, full of steaks and goodies. Had what looked to be about a 500 carat diamond on her finger. Paid for everything with an EBT card, loaded it into her Escalade, and left.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)
I think its like 1983 or so, when things still sucked but were turning around and everyone was angry at Reagan for not making everything better instantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:55 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 05:55 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:55 PM (2OBCo)
I can't imagine doing that now. I have a freaking home theater.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)
I figured as much. Just wanted to comment on the cost of TVs these days. I remember buying my first flat 45” flat screen from Circuit City in 2008 for
$2800 .
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)
The rules on EBT have changed and a lot of people have been cut off. They started counting assets, not just earning, and the level you can earn and get it was adjusted. Plus, if you are able to do at least 20 hours of work a week, you have to in order to get EBT. And they cut illegals off.
This enraged the left but it is taking effect. Prices on a lot of stuff that used to be cranked up knowing that people bought a lot of it on EBT are dropping.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (Av6i5)
He certainly doesn't take any nonsense, does he?
It makes me laugh, God bless and protect him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (rbvCR)
I went to college in St. Louis (paying my own way and working). I used to go to Soulard Market south of downtown at noon to get the deals. 10 lbs of potatoes for a buck, a dozen ears of sweet corn for a buck, that sort of thing. Farmers didn't want to take it back, so they marked it down to nearly nothing. Perfectly fresh produce, and I made it last.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Ntshk)
Seriously.
Even my redneck part of the woods... people think that should be making near that "just to survive."
"Survive" is living off DoorDash, smoking weed, and generally being a fucknut. This.... this is the product of our education system.
And why the "Socialist" thing... is a thing. Because these people are stupid, and dangerous.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (2Cry5)
They shut it down finally because almost no one ever used any of it, it wasn't premade easy to make stuff. You had to work at it to make food.
Now, being of poor health and advancing age myself, I understand the delights of ready made and easy to cook food, so I have sympathy for some. But most can make something from ingredients. They just don't want to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: nic that indicates an hilarious mashup of "Al Gore" and "Donald Trump" but I can't think of a way to at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Av6i5)
Like egg prices.
Right now ,its gas. Suddenly every liberal is really sensitive to energy prices and this is the only thing that matters
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 06:00 PM (eIzlH)
klassy with a k!
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 06:00 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (2Cry5)
Wait until they get their precious socialism and find out that socialist countries force you to work and have no problem with labor camps.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 06:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)
There's a Lutheran church in my old neighborhood that does a drive thru food pantry once a week. Cars lined up forever. They don't ask about means, they just give out boxes of food. The cars are pretty nice looking, washed and waxed. No walkups allowed. I think it is downright odd. But I guess it makes the Lutherans feel good.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:01 PM (Ntshk)
rule one: repubs pass a tax cut to boost the economy. six months later dems say 'where is the improvement?'
rule two: dems create a program to reduce poverty. 30 years later: dems: give it time (or 'how do you know things wouldn't be worse without it?')
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Happy Harry at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)
If you buy a crappy car on the side of the road, the owner wants the money in hand right there before he signs the back of the title.
If you buy the brandest newest car at the dealership, you can make installment payments for the next 96 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)
New York Attorney General Letitia James leads the coalition ...
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WAIT! Thought Letitia James was indicted and going to trial?
She's still got a job?
Filing another suit against Trump?
note: could WesternJournal messup a story?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: leftism in a nutshell at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (K32Fz)
If you do it right, you only have to cook once a week. But that is beyond a lot of folks, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR)
Way back churches helped families to feed the children.
Now it is the government.
You can't feed your children?
Keep your legs together, stop fucking every worthless piece of shit who comes your way.
We long suffering taxpayers pay for birth control.
I am sick of the pussy footing about these issues.
Are a nation of suckers now?
Oh, we might offend people.
Stand up and fight the shit.
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (/QHx4)
CNN -Republican candidates distanvpce self from Trump, Piker
MS Now - Kennedy Center
FoxNews - Florida Repub says Hispanics may leave Trump
CBC - EU. I wonder if we have to deport our muslims or we ger a new batch. C'mon hot muslim babes 18 to 23..
Later, Back to work so I can reach poverty level...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)
Secret service attempted coup looking believable.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (8O9+I)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM
If you want to see actual no $hit poor people go to thailand and take the palace tour in bangkok. The bus will take you through neighborhoods that are so poor their shacks have dirt floors and scavenged tin roofs. They lack any kind of plumbing or running water. They cook their rice on a fire right outside the blanket they use as a door.
They are right around the corner from the palace where they parade the royal elephants which are covered in rich jeweled barding three times a day.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (2OBCo)
I just paid 1500 bucks for 96gb of DDR5, or the company did, but still, that's absurd.
I will dwell on the absurdity of it all as I finish this tasty Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 06:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:07 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:08 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Ntshk)
Yep, and I am amazed at the people who are afraid to cook in spite of that. 1990 I remember that the price of a loaf of store bread went to fifty cents a loaf and I swore I would learn to bake so I no longer had to pay that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)
But that means there will be fraud.
And people just pretend they don't know that is how charity works.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (2OBCo)
20yo kids would never even consider that today.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: And They're FAT!! at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: polynikes
They'll never admit they were wrong.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (2OBCo)
US makes stupid amounts of food, and the cheapest is high calorie, low nutrient food that comes ready to eat.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (2OBCo)
I think it worse then that. They actively reject that.
I've had plenty of conversations with leftists where the argument will ultimately get to the point where the leftist will say something like, "Fine those are the facts but they shouldn't be true so we need to rise above them, to look at the world in a different light and therefore make it work differently"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)
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If you buy a crappy car on the side of the road, the owner wants the money in hand right there before he signs the back of the title.
If you buy the brandest newest car at the dealership, you can make installment payments for the next 96 months.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Which reinforces the original statement that welfare recipients have enough disposable income to consistently make exorbitant monetary payments for new and upgraded vehicles.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (3Ope
Carney says we are not for sale, and sells to the EU at a discount.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM (rbvCR)
When Morgan Spurlock did his 30d McDs thing I was a bit confused. What sort of idiot would eat McDs every day for a month? Of course it is bad for you.
But no there are people doing that right now, spending their tax dollars to get Big Macs and then arguing their being fat is genetic.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah . Can’t or refuse to . 220/221. But it does screw with some Leftist’s minds and those are the ones who get red pilled.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (3Ope
LOL... Wouldn't want to be Europe.. The wrath of Trump...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (+gK6I)
Oddly enough, McDonald's is one of the cheapest options on Doordash, along with Subway. Just neither are terrifically healthy options and both cost too much.
We're past the moronic "I can't make a meal at home for less than $20" argument on Twixxer thankfully
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (2OBCo)
"So what you're saying is that the number of people in poverty has increased, and this graph shows that they are even deeper in poverty than previously, when they were just impovershed. CAPITALISM SUCKS!!!! HERE'S PROOF."
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Hey, we don't all have a wheel to catch salmon in like you Inuits!
Posted by: Caught A Bluegill In the Crick at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (Fn+3X)
I briefly dated a woman whose main source of income was being a substitute teacher. She had a nice house and I asked her about it and she mentioned that there was a special program because she was "low income".
Meanwhile it would be years later before I could save enough money to buy a house on my own because "I'm rich" or something.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (sKqQm)
But that means there will be fraud.
If you don't want to do any sort of means testing or verification of need, there's a VERY easy fix. Ask the people receiving aid to do a small amount of work. I mean the bare minimum like stacking cans or sweeping. Watch how fast 98% of the people picking up food disappear.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (mkw2N)
The thing is, he lied, about a LOT in that documentary -- as most documentaries do -- and hid a lot of his own health problems. Eating only supersized meals for every meal is, in fact, bad for you but that bad is not going to manifest in 30 days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (K32Fz)
Prior to becoming PM of Canada, Carney was the Governor of the Bank of England.
Someday we are going to have to have a discussion on this here webzine about the City of London.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)
I can't even eat Big M supper club. That stuff just makes me feel like crap.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (2OBCo)
When Morgan Spurlock did his 30d McDs thing I was a bit confused. What sort of idiot would eat McDs every day for a month? Of course it is bad for you.
But no there are people doing that right now, spending their tax dollars to get Big Macs and then arguing their being fat is genetic.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM
I had a sailor who worked for me that was broke a couple of days after payday almost every payday after paying all of his bills and couldn't sort out his finances. He was a married E5.
I got him to go to the credit union and have them print out 60 days of his statement. His wife was going to mcdonalds three and sometimes four times a day while he was at work. It did not end well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (2OBCo)
Small hands... Smell like cabbage
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (XvL8K)
Wendys does that to me, I literally feel queasy and sick at the stomach after their burgers. Burger King used to as well, I hear its gotten better though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM
Big Mac $6.00
Beef Rib Eye $27.00
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: nckate at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (enNUy)
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In the 70s, Ambrosia had a song called "Angola" kind of making fun of what we call poor in America vs. what poor is really like elsewhere.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Ronald and Mayor McCheese at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (2OBCo)
I cannot say how often this happens, but it definitely does happen that "stay at home" girl takes care of the house by not doing much and ordering doordash every single meal. That stuff adds up horrendously fast. Even if you don't count the delivery fees, the restaurants mark up the food because Doordash charges them a fee for the privilege of having their food listed. And Doordash sometimes marks up the food further.
Its easy 30% higher through them even before fees, than at the restaurant. More, sometimes. But mama ain't got time for all that cookin' and cleanin'
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (K32Fz)
They lost weight.
Now...that does take some discipline since McDs mostly sells junk food it is easy to eat too much of. But it did point out that the problem isn't the existence of places like McDs...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Brother Can You Spare A Dime? at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (OkYzo)
Are you ordering that rib eye from door dash with extra for a back rub?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (KC5Lt)
So a "safety net" for people who have actually fallen on hard times and been visited by bad luck is worth having. The trouble is that there are too many Americans now, and too many illegals, who want to live on the safety net's benefits for their entire lives.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (vOxCS)
No. You always use loaded language, by the way. It makes it sound like a moral judgement, and not an economic observation.
Cars are essential in the US unless you can figure out how to get around without one.
Cars can either be bought all at once, or on an installment plan.
People who can scrape together the 5-10K for a used car off the side of the road are not the poorest - they have the ability to scrape together 5-10K. They are also not the most desperate since they have assets.
People who can scrape out 400-700 dollars a month for reaaaaallly long installment plans are taking a hit of income, but they will have no wages if they can't commute, and it is not a 5K hit.
Add to that the system of loans makes it an advantage to always have debt, and the more debt you have and can service, the easier it is to secure loans.
This is the perverse incentives that force poor decisions.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (sKqQm)
You can here in Ca.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (+gK6I)
McDonald's burgers are the highest carbohydrate to protein ratio of the major fast foods.
Subway sandwiches are declared a pastry in Ireland. (lotta dough)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (/QHx4)
I bought a nice Nolan Ryan ribeye for $16 last week.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)
Heh. Go listen to Tom Luongo, Alex Krainer or Susan Kokinda. They have graphs.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (rbvCR)
Beef Rib Eye $27.00
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (OkYzo)
one pound of pork chops: $2.50
One pound of broccoli: $1.50
1/2 gallon of milk: $2.50
That will feed two people very well.
What's your point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (KC5Lt)
So if you offer them freebies they will take them. And the more easy you make it to get the freebies the more people that will take them.
Of course we are at such a stupid point in time the argument is no longer about how to handle welfare for heritage Americans who don't want to work. We are arguing at the national level about whether the government should use taxpayer dollars to bring foreigners here and put them on welfare for life
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: nckate at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (enNUy)
The 1940 C10 pickup kinda skews the average
Let me look at stats for brother's cars
1975 VW beetle
1996 Toyota Tacoma*
1992 Jeep
2003 Volvo XC190 SUV**
so 138 years old of cars I guess?
*he gets an offer about every week to buy that dang thing
**WHAT A TURD
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (k5CNB)
I think he is saying the higher value, less processed, more desirable thing costs more.
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)
$5 in lunch meat
$1 in cheese
and $4 in bread will make you about 3 sandwiches.
Conversely if I do go get lunch it is generally going to be around $15
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: La'Shondra at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (KC5Lt)
Lot of sugar in their dough is the problem. And they make the sandwiches all taste the same :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (K32Fz)
Door Dash makes no sense for us. We're away from town and most food doesn't travel well.
Our M.O. is to make a big pot of soup or cook up a big package of pork ribs or chicken and eat off it for a week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (2OBCo)
McDonald's may be tasty, but no burger has seemed like actual ground beef since Wendy's changed in... early 00s?
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
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Carney says we are not for sale, and sells to the EU at a discount.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM
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Clearly, Canada is for sale, and has been for a long time. To anyone with the money. It's like watching a naive municipal government get taken to the cleaners by a sports team building a stadium, but on a national scale. It's depressing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 06:28 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)
And CBD showed that’s not true. You’re paying someone to cook your food not just for the food.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (KC5Lt)
You can buy canned chicken at Walmart for $1.40 or so, and use it to supercharge soup or chili, either of which can be had for less than $2.00 for a 16-oz. can. I know, those are not as healthy as cooking the soup or chili up yourself. But for many years I was worried that if I tried to cook something and it did not come out right, or at least edible, I'd have thrown away money I could ill afford to lose. That mindset is hard to lose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (wzUl9)
I had a sailor who worked for me that was broke a couple of days after payday almost every payday after paying all of his bills and couldn't sort out his finances. He was a married E5.
I got him to go to the credit union and have them print out 60 days of his statement. His wife was going to mcdonalds three and sometimes four times a day while he was at work. It did not end well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (I43vL)
I knew a Second Class who had 3 kids and a big spender spouse, she 'handled' all the expenses. He declared bankrupt, said his creditors couldn't even contact him. I told him that was a 10 year mistake.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (KC5Lt)
*sigh*
You're obviously right, how could I be so stupid?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rusty Bill at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (wiHCc)
Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ndZc7)
The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Pregnancy tests draw a misleading, somewhat arbitrary, binary between a state of being pregnant and not being pregnant. You can be kind of pregnant, a little bit pregnant, or almost pregnant, or maybe pregnant, and still test positive for pregnancy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: boatbuilder at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (HvsE8)
Paramount/Skydance to California: Drop Dead
Paramount is being bullied by California AG Rob Bonta in a lawsuit 12 other left-wing AGs have joined to stop Paramount's acquisition of Warner Bros. As I've mentioned, they are animated by the all-but-admitted position that conservatives just aren't allowed to own major media companies, or just non-gonzo-liberals, as David Ellison seems to be. They are blocking the completion of the purchase so that the company they prefer to take over Warner Bros., the super-left-wing Netflix, can buy it instead.
Which shows their complaints about anti-trust and "reducing competition in the industry" to be, as usual, communist lies. This is a particularly bad hostage situation for Paramount, who, as part of its offer to buy Warner Bros,, promised to pay Discovery Warner shareholders seven million dollars per day if it was not able to complete the purchase by October 1. Rob Bonta and his Soros AG goons are trying to delay this to either punish Paramount for daring to be owned by a non-liberal, or punish them so badly they agree to undo the deal entirely. In response, Paramount threatened to leave California and take Warner Bros. with it. A move that some estimate would save them a half a billion per year in taxes. They said they would move their corporate headquarters by October 1 unless Bonta and the League of Soros AGs allowed the sale. Now Paramount is showing that they're not bluffing.
Paramount Skydance is actively looking for office space in Nashville -- a sign the company is seriously considering moving at least some operations from Los Angeles amid the legal fight over its purchase of Warner Bros. Discovery, according to two people familiar with the search who were granted anonymity to discuss it. Paramount, headquartered in Hollywood, has sought about 400,000 square feet of space in the Tennessee capital that it could move into in two to three years, according to one of the people. However, no existing building there has a vacancy that aligns with the company's needs and timeline, the person said. Representatives of the studio have also reached out to at least two real estate developers about constructing new offices in Nashville that the company could occupy in three years, the person said. Paramount representatives were recently shown a vacant multi-acre parcel outside of downtown Nashville where the company could build new headquarters, according to the other person with knowledge of the matter. ... "His intent is to be committed to California," Paramount Chief Legal Officer Makan Delrahim said of Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison at POLITICO's The California Agenda: Sacramento Summit in August. But, Delrahim noted, "There is a point at which you have a fiduciary duty to shareholders."
... "We cannot comment on a company's plans," Bonta's office said in a statement. "It's no secret that Paramount has been making this threat, despite its alleged commitment to California and Hollywood. What Paramount decides to do is Paramount's choice alone. We'll continue to apply the law without fear or favor and continue to be open to coming to the table for good faith discussions." The lawsuit is scheduled to go to trial in March. Starting in October, Paramount will have to pay roughly $7 million for each day the $111 billion deal remains incomplete. Regulatory agencies of more than 60 countries and jurisdictions have approved the merger, and the U.S. Department of Justice approved the sale in June.
I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to. Because it has long been the capital of the country music recording industry, it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes. The move could be so disastrous for the already-desolated California that even Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass are calling for a "compromise" settlement. I don't know what they have in mind, but I would guess they want a guarantee that Paramount/Skydance will sell CNN, HBO, and CBS to friendly leftwing interests. There is no way Paramount/Skydance would sell HBO or CBS, but I imagine they already plan to sell off CNN. Per Google's AI, here's the potential economic fallout if Paramount/Skydance does abandon the state:
Why Leaders Are Pushing for Compromise While Hollywood creatives initially signed letters opposing the merger due to fears of corporate consolidation and job cuts, the threat of Paramount leaving the state has shifted the stakes completely. Industry analyses indicate a worst-case scenario where a total relocation could devastate the local entertainment ecosystem, risking: Up to 58,000 full-time jobs statewide. $21 billion in annual economic output. Over $1.1 billion in lost annual state tax revenue.I hope they follow through with the threat.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:30 PM (B1+sW)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (B1+sW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 04:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)
No way that studios have been making plans to do this forever, that there isn't already an infrastructure around Atlanta, or that a state like Texas wouldn't mow down any regulatory hurdles to get a huge movie studio HQ outside Dallas.
Total bluff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:33 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (Ia/+0)
I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Happiness Is A Warm Scrotum at September 17, 2026 04:35 PM (P4iUb)
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Corporations don't pay taxes, the consumer does.
At least, that's what the left says when it comes to tariffs.
So, why should the rest of America pay California's tariffs?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:35 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)
I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (eIzlH)
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I hope Ellison takes a Trumpian approach to negotiations.
"Not only will you pay the bond yourself, CA, but you will also give us a complete tax carve out for the next ten years."
Staying there, but denying them the corporate taxes would be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:36 PM (RtL9D)
I'd be annoyed if it moved to my town. That said, screw LA/Calif. They get to be completely worthless jackasses because they have a giant cash cows that pay for all their stupidity - Movies and IT - and those industries attract nut cases who think the solution to any problem is govt. so the pinko's rule the govt. because the population mostly nuts.
Posted by: Nice - Hollywood sucks at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (PuoO6)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (RtL9D)
Wonko the Sane.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (UfY15)
CA's version is, "we'll only cut of one of your arms and one leg."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Or leopards either.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (/OKHJ)
Wait -- communists lie???
Well that changes everything. I had no idea.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (m/MJs)
Staying there, but denying them the corporate taxes would be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That would require creative accounting. Not sure the entertainment industry has skills like that.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (DQjfJ)
Ahem.
Posted by: Thursday afternoon pedant at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (wBRco)
Posted by: Open Channel D at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar
Don't be silly. Leopards don't have stripes!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (bX16E)
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It's a good thing to remember that Oakland lost both the Raiders and the A's in the last decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: tubal
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They could do a reverse Beverly Hillbillies show about it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM
Or the chicago bears move to indiana.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (I43vL)
Staying there, but denying them the corporate taxes would be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That would require creative accounting. Not sure the entertainment industry has skills like that.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (DQjfJ)
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN RETURN OF THE JEDI NEVER TURNED A PROFIT?!"
-David Prowse
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 04:41 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 04:41 PM (Av6i5)
But sure, today's problem is that CA doesn't have enough captive tax revenue.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:41 PM (3cUTc)
GA used to be a reliable red state, now it's sort of blue and I think Hollywood played a role in that with all the studios going there.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:42 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (VUSYV)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (m/MJs)
They have no reason to change. They have complete control of the richest state in the union and they cannot be voted out (see Spencer Pratt.) And so they make hell.
So complete collapse is the only course for them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (m/MJs)
Yes.
Posted by: Sacramento at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Open Channel D at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (gYnrv)
Whenever someone does the meme "The last Republican mayor...." blaming Democrats for failed cities, I point this out.
1st, the tax base changes. From industry and commerce to social services and support of those on transfer payments. (school, criminal justice, retail...)
2nd, the new people elect anti-industry government.
In some places, like NY and LA things are more complicated, but what has destroyed our cities is that first they chase out the industry. High taxes, high regulation, union friendly, bloated government, ... then the tax base that cares about this stuff leaves.
The problem is these cities get too much money from state, federal grants, welfare payments to citizens, and billionaires in industries that are isolated (finance, silicon valley, Hollywood...)
LA losing film is a big deal. Without film they are just Mexico City with nicer roads.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (VUfCb)
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The Palisades burned to the ground.
And the residents of the city rewarded the culprits with another term of office.
Better that, than let a [gag] Republican win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)
Picture taking a plane or train like a very slow teleport. Plot your life graph on a map like they don't count as moving at all, since you're not experiencing the space in-between. In other words, treat all airports and all train stations as the same point, so that a world traveler will have lots of overlapping maps, one layer for each airport or train station that he's disembarked at.
So then the question will be, what's the furthest he's traveled where he could get out and stretch, feel the breeze, smell its stink? I would bet that a lot of worldly cosmopolitans have never been outside of a 50-mile radius by that reckoning, staying close to their "teleport chambers." Like a high-tech medieval peasant, really.
Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 04:45 PM (oUMhY)
Controlling the media propaganda is far more important than tax revenue base.
Its not like LA residets are going to start voting Republican over this.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:45 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Meric at September 17, 2026 04:46 PM (0Qk3J)
Posted by: And one more time for good measure at September 17, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Open Channel D at September 17, 2026 04:47 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: The best thief in Lankhmar at September 17, 2026 04:48 PM (NbmfQ)
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"Climate change" is a "sidewalk people problem."
90% of the people who believe in it, live their entire lives encircled by sidewalks.
The other 10% are in on the scam.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:48 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 04:48 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Dirac
They are losing people , (we left in '87) and congressional seats now.
They don't care.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (NnhvP)
I hope it goes through just because the Left is bothered by it. But wouldnt surprise me if they just walk away and this is their out.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Paramount Exec at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (h7OuQ)
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:45 PM (eIzlH)
Not true.
They could ALL start voting Republican but there's no way anyone would ever know it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2026 04:50 PM (VCgbV)
, and wasn't too bad then
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: BIGwyo at September 17, 2026 04:50 PM (S9a7B)
No more parties at Rob Reiner's house
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)
Are the jurors for Rob's killer offspring gonna pull a Clancy and try to get him acquitted?
Pass the popcorn!
Posted by: Meathead Is Dead at September 17, 2026 04:51 PM (P4iUb)
GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY!!!
From Deadline!!
Sometimes, you have to take the corpse of the IP you bashed over and over until it died and you have to screw the corpse.
‘Doctor Who’ Re-Gen Is Go! BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch “Brave” New Vision For Sci-Fi Series
I propose a Doctor Who that found Islam. He's also a paralyzed, 350 pound tranny with amazingly huge artificial tits.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 17, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)
Nobody watches CNN. Nobody. If the left wants their orphaned network, sell it to them at a price. If they don't, move, and turn CNN into a conservative network. Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)
3 better movies
Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (B1+sW)
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Or "hollywood" just degrades Nashville and Tennessee.
Same shit, different channel
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 17, 2026 04:53 PM (zafwz)
That being said, my Hollywood died during WW2.
I always wanted to visit the Paramount lot and have my picture taken in front of the Bronson gate. I doubt that will ever happen. And if Paramount closes their LA studio, they'll probably tear down the gate before leaving.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 04:53 PM (qRla/)
The property would make a nice car wash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:55 PM (guGkK)
Nobody watches CNN. Nobody. If the left wants their orphaned network, sell it to them at a price. If they don't, move, and turn CNN into a conservative network. Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.
Posted by: Archimedes
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It has power though. And thats really what this about mainly.
Fox NEws is barely center-right and liberals can't handle it.
bezos didnt buy the Washington Post as a money maker.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:55 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: goatexchange at September 17, 2026 04:56 PM (xHuLt)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM
I had the same expectation, but because of the work culture. Part of what made Hollywood work was its vast network of every kind of craftsperson to build sets and operate equipment, with punctuality and professionalism. And Nashville has a pro culture, where the machine needs to be fed, and musicians know to show up and play without drama.
Austin, I believe, does not. It's practically a "sister city" with Portland and Brooklyn, from people moving between them. It would not have met the hidden greater need for a stable cadre of pros, and cultures are fiercely resistant to change.
Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 04:56 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)
Nobody watches CNN. Nobody. If the left wants their orphaned network, sell it to them at a price. If they don't, move, and turn CNN into a conservative network. Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.
Posted by: Archimedes
I looked up ratings a few weeks back.
650,000 viewers.
MSNow - about 1.7 million.
The New York Times - worldwide subscriptions - 12 million. Die, bitch, die.
AI couldn't tell me how many were incarcerated or trapped in airports for CNN.
Scripts done. Back to work.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes
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It has power though. And thats really what this about mainly.
Does it, though?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (ZNpJk)
Well yeah, not too many siamese twin hookers out there. Or enough to go around.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (5U/If)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (NGvkg)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (ACXjY)
I looked up ratings a few weeks back.
650,000 viewers.
And those people, probably largely elderly, are never going to vote any way but left. It's baked into the cake until the Grim Reaper makes his move. I just don't see this "power" that CNN supposedly has.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (Riz8t)
"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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1h
🚨 NOW: The odds are PLUMMETING that California passes a one-time billionaire wealth tax this election as businesses continue their EXODUS out of Gavin Newsom's state"
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 05:02 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)
@Polymarket
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3h
BREAKING: California billionaire wealth tax odds collapse as the state faces a massive wealth exodus & Gov. Newsom campaigns against the measure.
28% chance. "
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 05:02 PM (AKptf)
I suspect you are right about that. Austin still thinks it's the laid back hippy town that it was in the '70s. Elon may be helping to change that but it won't happen quickly.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (vTZFs)
@johnnymaga
CNN reacts to polling showing that 45% of Michigan voters don't want a Muslim Senator representing them in Washington:
[Dana Bash:] "It's just gross."
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Geez! What did Islam ever do to you?
Now ask the Islamoterrorists how many of them want a Christian or, worse yet, a Jew.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (NGvkg)
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They're like termites.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: And one more time for good measure at September 17, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)
Not worth it. Barely rates a lolgf.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (WDknQ)
BREAKING: California billionaire wealth tax odds collapse as the state faces a massive wealth exodus & Gov. Newsom campaigns against the measure.
28% chance. "
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Do the idiot voters in this state know that? I doubt it.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)
Go somewhere where you can control the government and prevent it from being nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:06 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Noted. It's 105 here and gonna grill pork steaks outside.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2026 05:06 PM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: Orson
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I see a solution! Do what my little progressive burg has done. Impose a Going Out of Business Tax. Just impose an Exit Tax on businesses. Bob's yer uncle.
I mean California already imposes taxes on residents who sell property or maintain ties to the state after moving away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (XeU6L)
@johnnymaga
CNN reacts to polling showing that 45% of Michigan voters don't want a Muslim Senator representing them in Washington:
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In that case El-Sayed is in.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: Hollis P. Wood at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (dFG8E)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
Disney tried this and fucked it up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (NGvkg)
Mars.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)
The countless AWFLs living in mansions in the hills overlooking Hollywood will be overjoyed. The middle class and laborer class people working at studios and on-location will disappear. Less traffic, fewer non-designer clothed people to spoil the view from restaurant patios, and so on.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)
Just like Gavin threatening to tax CA residents 100% if they take the Trump 5k for stay at home parents. Vindictive to their core.......Gavin + corrupt legislature.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:09 PM (/QHx4)
****
Study history and you will find that any type of government involving more than one person (yourself) will eventually go insane. The type of insanity will vary widely.
Posted by: clarence at September 17, 2026 05:09 PM (kufaQ)
I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (eIzlH)
Musk did the reverse, kept his HQ in CA for a while and moved operations out of state for the most part, then finally zipped out with the HQ.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Last time I was in LA was early December 2019, just a day but long enough to sense an atmosphere of gloom. That close to Christmas yet there was no Yuletide atmosphere or even decorations. It was definitely not a reflection of American spirit.
Posted by: Decaf
They knew COVID was about to hit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Disney went nuts.
My theory is that they had to hire people for the parks, but mostly only queers wanted to work there. It seems it was some kind of dream for that type of immature personality that liked to live in a fantasy world and do dress up shit.
So they hired a bunch of queers, but eventually they took over.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (VUfCb)
You lost me. The only place Austin is mentioned in your piece is there. Sounds like you are rebutting something, but I don't see what.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 05:13 PM (8mulE)
My theory is that they had to hire people for the parks, but mostly only queers wanted to work there. It seems it was some kind of dream for that type of immature personality that liked to live in a fantasy world and do dress up shit.
So they hired a bunch of queers, but eventually they took over.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (VUfCb)
Lots of those costumed characters are chomos.
Avoid disney and stay safe.
Posted by: Hide Your Children at September 17, 2026 05:13 PM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 05:14 PM (5C90x)
There is no way Paramount/Skydance would sell HBO or CBS, but I imagine they already plan to sell off CNN.
Sell CNN? I've got a better idea, buy WB, make the "promise" and once it's theirs shut them down completely. Cut power to the building, leave everyone's shit packed up from their desk in boxes stacked in the parking lot for the former employees to pick up along with their last paycheck and liquidate all the desks and broadcast equipment at auction.
Or sell CNN to Elon for $100 and a Tesla for Ellison's mistress.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 05:14 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)
Funniest comment about this I've seen was on Insty. Ex-Hollywood people will discover there is a thing called weather, that changes a lot over the course of a year.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 05:15 PM (5rh/l)
Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte
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4h
🚨 Tillamook cheese: now Certified Halal !!
One of America’s favorite cheeses just put “Certified Halal” on the package.
Not because Americans demanded it. Because corporations keep groveling to Islam.
Now non-Muslims are forced to eat food made to Muslim standards. Time to find a company that won’t bend the knee to pander to Islam.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ZNpJk)
Yeah.
The Dems can run on "45% frightening rise in Islamophobia" and get the 55% to unite against extremism.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 05:17 PM (88C+u)
Not just leave. sue the individuals representing the state for extortion
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:17 PM (nCgQz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
What part of the country did it originate inn?
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (Gqar8)
A current top end PC has about the processing power of a cockroach. No number of cockroaches are going to create a super intelligence.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (WDknQ)
Yeah, keep sayin' that... Nuttin' to worry about.
Posted by: SkyNet at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Try to avoid that, flat fish. Your loved ones and friends need you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (JrHfD)
Democrat says Trump has committed "violence on buildings" by adding ballroom to White House
Democrat Rep. Jonathan Jackson: "The president's proclivity, his inclination ... is towards violence. You've seen the violence on the building of the East Wing ... The same thing that's happened to the reflecting pool."
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A double threat!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (K32Fz)
Depends on the laws of the origin state and the destination state. There are two moves. Moving operations or headquarters and changing the state of incorporation.
When they move operations they open offices, move assets, update addresses, and register to do business in the new state.
Changing the state of incorporation changes which state's corporate laws govern the company. If both states allow it, there's a redomestication process dictated by law. If that's not allowed by one or more states, they can form a new company and merge the old one into it. There's also the option to dissolve the original company and form a new company. This is a last resort and not usually recommended.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (mkw2N)
I see all three as dead men walking.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (nCgQz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (K32Fz)
Oregon, like New England, had a certain cachet for certain people.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar8)
It took me three shows last year to go from liking their new series R.J. Decker to hating. Thenk you for that Disney.
Queer cops
Guns bad
Corrupt Florida officials (they're all conservative don't cha know?)
And this years first show (Mrs D still tolerates it but will dump it soon) :
Queer fbi Dudettes
More bad gunz.
Evil white guys
Gunz are now assault guns
Black convicts were given unfair sentences
Evil fbi dude is also white...and wears shitty cologne.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
It's just store-brand cheeze with a 20% premium because they use the matte-finish plastic on their packaging that looks high-end.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM (y9nCu)
They just shit on the golden goose. What do they expect? But then, leftists are nothing if not consistently idiotic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM (Ntshk)
I would, however, suggest very strongly that they dial back trying to make it humanized and comforting. Make AI sound like a robot, make it sound awkward and clinical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar8)
Not to mention turning real estate prices into butt fuck city
Seek elsewhere Paramount, like say, Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:22 PM (fapp/)
You lost me. The only place Austin is mentioned in your piece is there. Sounds like you are rebutting something, but I don't see what.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 05:13 PM (8mulE)
Scuttlebutt and speculation. Rumors and theorizing held out a number of cities as likely candidates for a move, but Austin and Nashville were the most mentioned.
Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (K32Fz)
Moving all of those retards to Tennessee will complete the enfuckening of that state that started a few years ago with liberals flocking to Nashville when it got trendy and taking their shitty voting habits with them.
Keep all of these reprobates, sodomites, breach-loaders, trannies, and other loons in California, let it fail, and drop nuclear penetrators into the San Andreas fault and hope the entire mess slides into the Pacific Ocean.
Beautiful state, too bad for all the abject retards that are allowed to run the place.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: David Ellison at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (JrHfD)
Ace's fault, but thanks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ACXjY)
I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I noticed the same thing. Maybe we get a different product than that sold in the Northwest?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Cqx++)
Real cheese should not have any meaningful carbs. Tillamook has like 2-3 carbs per serving, indicating that they put a lot of pointless filler shit in teh cheeez
pass
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (fapp/)
https://shorturl.at/nXysI
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (P6E1+)
Then again, I lived in Wisconsin and ate things like Carr Valley cheese. It is superior in every possible way.
But for the west coast, Tillamook was the best.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM
This. Like the computers in ST-OS. ...working...
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)
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YES
Everytime I see that name I grab it, especially their bread cheese
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
Sorry about your taste buds. Best medium yellow cheddar out there.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)
Yeah it’s okay. Buy it sometimes when the store marks it down.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar8)
Most of the "voters" don't speak English, or can't know about it because they are dead.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pUU4E)
So they hired a bunch of queers, but eventually they took over.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (VUfCb)
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When I was teaching at the local University where I don't teach anymore, not even when I need beer money, about five years ago I had a student who was the Minnie Mouse character at Disneyland. Cute kid, smart as hell (Business major) and pissed. She, and most of the rest of the American cast members were let go and replaced with foreigners. Since the characters don't speak, why not? They were paid extra if they stayed long enough to train their replacements. FU Ratland!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:27 PM (2WIwB)
Meryl Streep confirmed as voice of Aslan in Netflix's Narnia adaptation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)
I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to. Because it has long been the capital of the country music recording industry, it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes.
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Between the Port of Houston (notorious for its sex traffic), and the Mexican border, I'm betting TX is better than TN for hookers and blow.
But, Nashville has literal sluices of entertainment money gushing through it.
I figured it was more of a competition between them and Atlanta. Atlanta has way more film production already in place. But TN has a better tax environment and more stable government than GA.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (fapp/)
Mmmm bread cheese.
I have an electric skillet with a nonstick finish. Super cheap from Freddie's, but it really works to heat up the bread cheese. We refer to the skillet as the baconator (HT Bob Uecker), but it really shines when making bread cheese.
Now I really want some.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (Ntshk)
You don't understand my point: it is the processing power of the machines that has to be controlled to forestall the prospect of a super intelligence. While you can create a neural net in a single computer, you can't spread that net among separate machines and maintain its coherent operation. That is why insects are limited in their thinking ability: the communication bottleneck limits their collective intellect.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:29 PM (WDknQ)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)
It's a bit (a pun!) like a 110 baud modem user trying to imagine the Mbps comms that we are using as we sit here. Or, a 1970's automobile driver imagining a self-driving automobile.
I think the self-driving automobile is a good example. Does one prescribe the route to be taken? No. That decision is made by the agent. Thus it will be with the thousands of AI 'decisions' that will be made in the future, without any sensitivity or human judgement, and *very* potentially without recourse.
This is just a one paragraph thought. All that glitters is not gold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (XeU6L)
Sounds like a good movie to avoid, and I really like the Narnia series.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)
If only they would stop coloring their cheddar cheese with annatto to have that bright orange color.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (pUU4E)
But, Nashville has literal sluices of entertainment money gushing through it.
I figured it was more of a competition between them and Atlanta. Atlanta has way more film production already in place. But TN has a better tax environment and more stable government than GA.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (BI5O2)
I'd think TN might be an advantage to have different biomes available to shoot in that don't scream "California" or "Texas". I still remember shots supposed to be in the midwest that looked nothing like any place in the midwest.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)
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For all the problems I have with the "religion" of Islam, this doesn't even rate.
Do you get mad when you see something certified kosher for Passover, or do you just not give a shit like me?
They hire a holy person to spend five minutes walking the production line and say "okie dokie" and move on with their day. Just dumb corporate bullshit.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)
WI still knows how to dairy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (Ntshk)
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I often cut it up like french fry strips, fry them in olive oil and then dash with some lemon juice, oregano and pepper as a french fry alternative when Im having burgas
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (P6E1+)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Sounds like a good movie to avoid, and I really like the Narnia series.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)
Aslan’s sex swapped? Pass.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Gqar8)
Sounds like a good movie to avoid, and I really like the Narnia series.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)
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Just one more thing they will sacrifice to the alter of Woke.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:29 PM (WDknQ)
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Allow me to introduce you to terabit fabric interconnects, which exist today.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (HeG1i)
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It's cheese with a toasted, caramelized crust, and holds together really well in high heat, so you can pan-fry, grill or bake it
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Jr5Lq)
Drive some of the side streets in Nashville. Very educational.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Ntshk)
Are you talking about pre-shredded cheese? I'm looking at a package right now and it says 1g carbs per 1oz serving. I found more nutrition info online and it all says the same. Pre-shredded cheese has anti-caking agents that'll increase the carbs per serving.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 05:36 PM (Bl+DZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I was highly amused by the video running robot that crashed and burned. The sobering message, however, is that it was an example of what can go wrong. In that case, no humans were harmed, but that is only 'not yet'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:36 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
Parts of Texas are in the midwest: like anywhere on the Great Plains, which starts just south of Lubbock.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2026 05:36 PM (P6E1+)
Until the entertainment industry workers displaced from their California gig come in to TN and drag their Communism with them.
I'm hoping that AI, green screens and using foreign venues will discourage the colonization of Nashville.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:37 PM (+4Cf6)
Google, in reply to "When is the best time to intercept John Connor?"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)
Potato starch is one such agent.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:41 PM (ACXjY)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (2WIwB)
Why do they need a new version of Narnia anyway?. They've had at least four and the BBC one of the series from about 1988 and for several seasons was fine. Besides since Aslan was a male lion he needs a male voice. Uggh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (JrHfD)
Do you get mad when you see something certified kosher for Passover, or do you just not give a shit like me?
Jews don't care whether a company wants a kosher product or not.
A company turning out halal product only encourages the bastards.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 05:56 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at September 17, 2026 06:01 PM (prgKJ)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Q/FnY)
I just paid 1500 bucks for 96gb of DDR5, or the company did, but still, that's absurd.
I will dwell on the absurdity as I finish this tasty Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (XV/Pl)
Just curious, how many computers have you designed? I spent 40 years doing just that. I understand the problems of hardware design to a level that very few people on the planet even approach. Most computers are designed by teams of engineers. I've done the entire job repeatedly by myself. One of the engineers I worked with told me years later: "I didn't understand how good you were until I saw an entire team of engineers fail to do something that I saw you easily do by yourself." I'm using PC's in this description because the rest of you are familiar with them, not because of limitations on my part.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 06:07 PM (WDknQ)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta
What do you think?
Posted by: Karen Bass Live From Cuba at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (srWJC)
Posted by: Sudamagots at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (joL7k)
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Austin has plenty of indiscreet, low-end prostitutes. Some of them leave the State every time there's a vote on a controversial policy.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (sS4aU)
Posted by: communism for fags at September 17, 2026 09:23 PM (Jmy/7)
Study: Blue States with Strong Teachers Unions Influence Have, for Some Reason, the Lowest Student Literacy Rates in the Nation
You know those teachers unions only care about the kids.
It's all about the kids, you know. When they shut down the schools for a year and a half so that teachers could sit at home on their asses and literally phone in their lessons, that was all for the kids, too.Their lazy, greedy stance has resulted in the worst literacy rates in the nation.
This is a novel use of the word "shocking" I wasn't previously aware of.
Blue states with strong teachers' unions overwhelmingly have worse student literacy scores than Republican states where educators don't have as much say over policy, a shocking new analysis found.
In New York state, they've decided they will just stop teaching students and, so parents won't know, they'll stop administering the Regents Exam, which tests for minimum educational achievement at graduation. Not enough students from "different communities" were passing the minimum standards exam, while Asian students passed at a rate of 86% and white students at 87%. So instead of solving the problem, or at least ameliorating it, they'll just destroy all records of their failure. What is more shocking is that a board member of the Regents exam explains that asking black and Hispanic kids to pass a minimum-competency test is like... testing a fish to see if it can climb a tree. Fish can't climb trees, and therefore, she implies, black and Hispanic kids are just not capable of passing a minimum-standards test and should be excused from doing so. But you're the Racists, Racists.
At least eight of the ten states where students had the worst literacy scores were liberal strongholds with politically powerful teachers' unions, while just five were Republican and one was a swing state, a recent assessment from the Progressive Policy Institute (PPI) found. New York -- where more than half of third- to fifth grade students failed their reading proficiency exams this year -- was among the worst-performing states, and also had some of the strongest teachers' unions. The top-performing states, meanwhile, were overwhelmingly conservative and had less politically powerful unions -- of the 23 top-performing states, 13 were Republican majority and just 4 were Democratic hubs. Even with the findings stretched out to the top 32 best-scoring states, a mere 7 were Democratic states and only four of them were ranked in the 25th percentile for teachers' union power, according to the Wall Street Journal. ... And Canter's study found one overwhelming and shocking throughline -- the stronger the state's teachers' union the worse its student literacy scores were, results which did not exclusively follow party lines but strongly trended that way and often to the detriment of Democrats. "Democrats, however, don't often ask me how to replicate Mississippi's success," Canter said. "They ask if it's possible at all, given the power of teachers' unions in their home states." ,,, "We found a strong, negative correlation between the two -- the more powerful the unions, the fewer literacy policy principles the state had adopted," Canter said.
Neetu Arnold
@neetu_arnold New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate: "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees" Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more reasonable than asking a fish to climb a tree?
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn’t have to take Regents exams to graduate:
— Neetu Arnold (@neetu_arnold) September 15, 2026
“You don’t assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can’t climb trees”
Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more… https://t.co/vfDFZPMBfX pic.twitter.com/FV8mVDjFSa
Regent member Weinman Shorenstein was concerned about outcomes: “I’m unsure how you intend to determine comparability across local communities w/different assessments…” pic.twitter.com/Nnq3fOTFmG
— Neetu Arnold (@neetu_arnold) September 14, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
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We just need more money.
Posted by: The NEA at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Moops at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (hyQrc)
Math...without a calculator?
Knowing history?
Knowing classic literature?
ALL RACISM
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)
My daughter goes to a public high school, and she was telling me she had a substitute with gay ribbons on, and pins about her pronouns etc. Very political in the classroom.
But good news, the substitute got hired full time.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (eIzlH)
Vehemently! She shall disagree vehemently! Cower now, whilst you still can!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: A Educater at September 17, 2026 03:31 PM (MWfyi)
Um, I'm going to guess that the "journalist" that wrote this graduated from a blue state -
Posted by: isolden at September 17, 2026 03:31 PM (dB99g)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (m/MJs)
@neetu_arnold
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more reasonable than asking a fish to climb a tree?
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Neetu Arnold needs to read more. There are, actually, a number of fish that can climb trees, including the Mangrove Killifish.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)
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No, they ride bicycles.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (UjdFS)
As they rolled their fat asses out the door, someone mentioned they were government school teachers.
Posted by: Home School Your Children at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (P4iUb)
One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.
Could you imagine sharing this meme with someone from 100 years ago? They'd think it was the most terrible indictment of certain groups of humanity imaginable. Well, except the racist/eugenicist groups that would agree fully.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)
OK. You want to say out loud what the tiers are and why they are divided? I presume you're not implying that the teachers are racist, are you? So what is it?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (vTZFs)
I am legitimately curious to learn what kind of test those kids *should* be expected to pass?
(Any ideas?)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: Moops at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026
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"Bolivia -- !?!"
( -- The Sundance Kid in disgust, surveying a Bolivian farmyard)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (wzUl9)
But I have the Regents' seal on my h.s. diploma. So I've got that going for me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (FnkYl)
Posted by: Big Alfredo at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (pWWHO)
@neetu_arnold
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
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WUT??
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (AKptf)
What exactly is this woman saying? She really needs to be forced to answer that.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (VUfCb)
Because nothing says "we support student success" by setting youth up to fail even harder, just so you can have enough warm bodies to keep your phoney-baloney job
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:35 PM (vJrRc)
I really fucking hate these people. I hate them because I think of the kids who she is telling that they can never succeed. They can never learn, they can never pass a test. So why try?
Everything these POS people do is harmful to kids but she doesn't care.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (VUfCb)
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
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WUT??
Posted by: runner
She is saying "These minority kids are so incapable of learning that they shouldn't have been in school in the first place"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (vJrRc)
Um, I'm going to guess that the "journalist" that wrote this graduated from a blue state -
Posted by: isolden at September 17, 2026 03:31 PM (dB99g)
At the very least lazy and incompetent, relying on an LLM to write and/or edit their article.
Posted by: Sjg at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (i8HNq)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 03:37 PM (Za/mt)
Because Liberal States are more likely to have strong teacher's unions, so it would be the being a liberal state causes worse educational outcomes AND having a strong teacher's union.
OR, a strong teacher's union causes worse educational outcomes. It's hard to parse because they are almost always related.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)
Results = generational wealth for those in charge of orgs getting the dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (RtL9D)
Um, I'm going to guess that the "journalist" that wrote this graduated from a blue state -
Posted by: isolden
8+5+1=14. Um, the math ain't mathing if they're only counting to 10.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (miqrx)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (kM43H)
To be fair, teachers in the 60's and 70's that I had, with few exceptions, were awful as well.
Learning was done at home at the kitchen table with mom instructing, or in the car with the old man ordering recitation of the multiplication tables.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (Y8DZL)
But good news, the substitute got hired full time.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (eIzlH)
And yet, your daughter is still going to public school...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (zjgNU)
Because Liberal States are more likely to have strong teacher's unions, so it would be the being a liberal state causes worse educational outcomes AND having a strong teacher's union.
OR, a strong teacher's union causes worse educational outcomes. It's hard to parse because they are almost always related.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)
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Progressive organizations like teachers' unions use their political power to import and attract illegal immigrants who can't speak English and drag down testing scores.
Their problem is that they care too much.
We need to pay them more. They're heroes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (Q/FnY)
and hopping around like she's got ants in her...
Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (EDeJ/)
-Albert Shanker
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
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WUT??
Posted by: runner
She is saying "These minority kids are so incapable of learning that they shouldn't have been in school in the first place"
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Left unsaid: They should be in the fields picking crops.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (Za/mt)
That tiny leopard cat is adorable. I still wouldn't trust it though. My kitten grabs onto to my legs and start to bite, I have to say "NO!"'very loudly . I can't imagine what a wild cat would do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (2WIwB)
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And you've read my comments.
Damn...must be REAL bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (RtL9D)
Their problem is that they care too much.
We need to pay them more. They're heroes.
I was watching a video from a teacher that argued teachers are underpaid because some times she had to work more then 40h in a week.
And...I had to laugh. Not because she was annoyed at working more hours, trust me I can understand, but that she didn't realize that is NORMAL for white color jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
I really fucking hate these people. I hate them because I think of the kids who she is telling that they can never succeed. They can never learn, they can never pass a test. So why try?
Everything these POS people do is harmful to kids but she doesn't care.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (VUfCb)
Well, honestly, she might be telling the truth.
She and the school system have worked very hard to make sure these children can never succeed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:42 PM (zjgNU)
And...I had to laugh. Not because she was annoyed at working more hours, trust me I can understand, but that she didn't realize that is NORMAL for white color jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
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They want the laptop class lifestyle without the expectations of results or ability to get fired.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:42 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (8Q86n)
One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)
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They pay full tuition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (8Q86n)
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Are people from Indiana allowed to say that about Illinois?
Or is that a "only we can hate on ourselves" thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Get a Bengal cat--they are distantly related to snow leopards and are adorable.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Bl+DZ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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They will argue that they spend more and have bigger unions because they have more diverse student population, and more kids with special needs, and more ESL students.
They will claim that this is the cause of poor performance. That is why the recent Mississippi shift was so important -- they have a high population of minority kids, but they are doing much better with phonics than the patented "Professor Howard Hill Think Method of Reading."
But it is a lot deeper. The data is there for states like CA if they just analyzed it to find what schools do good, etc. but they don't want to expose their failure.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (EDeJ/)
And...I had to laugh. Not because she was annoyed at working more hours, trust me I can understand, but that she didn't realize that is NORMAL for white color jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
My favorite Norm MacDonald clip is a really poor quality recording of him riffing off the "Teachers are the REAL heroes" and a blue-haired (I assume) teacher trying to heckle him.
Really illustrated his quick wit and teachers' hubris in thinking they are the smartest person in the room. (And everyone else laughing at them because they're the stupidest and incapable of learning.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (zjgNU)
100 years ago you could send stupid, illiterate children off to the mines and mills. Nowadays they're completely useless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026
You already got a deadly tumor from your dog, and now you want to get a Bolivian cat? Who knows what pathogens that thing's got.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JS at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (l6eKM)
BTW I think she is getting it from this meme I see on leftleaning forums regularly: https://tinyurl.com/3dvs4z6f
Of course it should be pointed out they are basically arguing non-white/asian kids are the fish here...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
That tiny leopard cat is adorable. I still wouldn't trust it though. My kitten grabs onto to my legs and start to bite, I have to say "NO!"'very loudly . I can't imagine what a wild cat would do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 03
I already have 2 Savannahs (African Serval hybrids, mine are theoretically 40ish percent serval). This one is way smaller than they are. What could it possibly do? 🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
Ranks in the bottom 5 in education
Ranks in the top 5 in spending per student.
Every election the teachers complain that they need more money and are paid too little and have to spend their own money for classroom supplies.
Every election the voters go "gosh, its for the children" and vote* for more money for schools.
And the teachers never seem to be paid enough and they still have to buy their own classroom supplies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Bl+DZ)
Didn't you see Stand and Deliver?
Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (EDeJ/)
I really fucking hate these people. I hate them because I think of the kids who she is telling that they can never succeed. They can never learn, they can never pass a test. So why try?
Everything these POS people do is harmful to kids but she doesn't care.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (VUfCb)
Sore spot for me, too. All kids can learn...and actively want to when they are young...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (Bl+DZ)
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WUT??
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (AKptf)
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Do you think she thought this up herself or did she hear it from someone else?
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (K32Fz)
Its a meme, she didn't come up with it, see my link above
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
Piper has Savannahs!
I have a bengal. he IS adorable
which is good bc he is also A MENACE
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (Bl+DZ)
No, that's a small part of Norm's teacher jokes.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)
___________
They pay full tuition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
In elementary school, all the property owners are paying their tuition
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Piper
We just had the thread about voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (VHUov)
100 years ago you could send stupid, illiterate children off to the mines and mills. Nowadays they're completely useless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The world needs ditch diggers, too - Judge Smails
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (X0hVh)
Of course it should be pointed out they are basically arguing non-white/asian kids are the fish here...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
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Seems like it's an argument against the school system as currently conceived in total.
That teaching children like wannabe Prussian military officers leads to bad results, and that the interests most invested in the current system perpetuating are just out of frame, killing anyone who tries to teach the fish how to swim away from the current system, like a home school system.
But, I'm an illiterate asshole, so what do I know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (RtL9D)
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
She must be auditioning for the lyricist job for the old early 90s Fresno local band Chum and the Frenzy.
https://tinyurl.com/25aaf9km
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (y9nCu)
Damn...must be REAL bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (RtL9D)
Ha!
I actually though about adding a comment there but decided to let it go.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (2WIwB)
It is the tremendous altruism of the teachers and their unions. They see the flaws in the schools, and grow their power and influence specifically to help...the children!
It just takes a long time to reverse the malign influence of the Republicans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (k5CNB)
I like how she demonstrated that she cannot understand metaphors
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (j+aD2)
Because nothing says "we support student success" by setting youth up to fail even harder, just so you can have enough warm bodies to keep your phoney-baloney job
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:35 PM
I think that some people here don't understand what's going on with higher education. It's failing, the enrollment numbers are down and they have to try and prop up the numbers by whatever means they can.
university enrollment fell by over 7% last year after falling for previous two years. And projections have enrollment continuing to fall each and every year going forward.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (vTZFs)
Damn...must be REAL bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (RtL9D)
Ha!
I actually though about adding a comment there but decided to let it go.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (2WIwB)
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Wouldn't do me any good.
I wouldn't be able to read it anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (OlzlW)
That’s in addition to the idiots they’ve put on the NY Regents Board being dumber than a cardboard box and pedestrian racists.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (PxIWo)
Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03
Some of us have - by removing our children from it all together. I homeschool. Though I am not in a blue state, but I don’t know if public schools are great anywhere.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Every election the voters go "gosh, its for the children" and vote* for more money for schools.
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You have described my county. Every 2 years some new bond measure f0r tHe ch1ldREn is put to the voters. Every 2 years it passes with 65-70%. And every 2.5 years people start to complain property taxes are too high.
Test scores? They never improve of course. But teachers get fat raises and that’s what really matters.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (Bl+DZ)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (j+aD2)
Which is ironic because if you've ever been a feminist, then you've met a lot of fours.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (kM43H)
It becomes a motte and bailey argument
The motte is "the current school system doesn't do a good job of teaching kids to live in the modern world"
The bailey is "black kids can't learn white sh*t so stopping being racist and trying to make them"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (+gK6I)
by the by my bengal at 5 years old is more mellow
he only breaks about 1 item per day now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
Yep. But point out that maybe universities shouldn't have been so gung-ho about encouraging their co-eds to not breed, and people look like you've grown a second head.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (vJrRc)
Funny thing is you don't even have to be able to reason. If you can so much as have your own thoughts, you are already a severe threat to the State.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (kM43H)
So they really want more of them (immigrants) for more cash, and low test scores is just not an issue -- why bother even testing.
I knew a woman (illegal) in NJ (15 years ago) who moved from NY for more benefits. She had kid with "learning problems." She got visits from social workers, special doctors, extra cash -- I swear there was an army of state workers for this woman's little retard. He was completely normal though, just a lazy thug.
The only relief to the taxpayer is when he graduates to crime and then we have to pay for his lawyers and jailers.
(Oh, the dad was amnestied and on disability (SSDI for ""bad""" back). He spent most of his time working in South America and only came to USA for the checks.)
The purpose of a system is what it does.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (VUfCb)
Most want to be outdoors.
Where there are things that can and will kill them.
I live in the suburbs and their are coyotes in my neightborhood that will eat outdoors cats...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (K32Fz)
Blue hair dye doesn't grow on trees, you know.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
Yep. But point out that maybe universities shouldn't have been so gung-ho about encouraging their co-eds to not breed, and people look like you've grown a second head.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (vJrRc)
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One of the top two most loyal Democrat demographics is college educated women.
And they've been shrinking as part of the electorate every cycle for like a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (RtL9D)
We could offer to provide them food and housing, in exchange, they would volunteer to plant and harvest the crops.
We'd even let them, in slow months, hire themselves out to neighbors for a little spending money.
Naturally, we'll have to have some sort of "overseer" to ensure they don't leave their free housing without permission and show up on time to plant and harvest.
But that would be all "voluntary" of course.
We'll call it Agri-Socialism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
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And guess what? Einstein did NOT say that, according to the internet. Figures.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (kX27y)
It used to be like 14 and you were figuring out a trade.
I know an immigrant and their kid is just doing online high school. probably saves the taxpayer a fortune.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (eIzlH)
Funny thing is you don't even have to be able to reason. If you can so much as have your own thoughts, you are already a severe threat to the State.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (kM43H)
I see you are also teaching your children Animal Farm this week...so many great messages and themes in that book...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
A friend of mine had a housecat that literally went insane. Had to have it put down. They can do some serious damage if they are so inclined.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (Bl+DZ)
It's the administrators who get the fat raises.
Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2026 03:53 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:53 PM (PxIWo)
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
This is the kind of enlightened stuff Masters Po and Kan would say to Kwai Chang Caine before he set off to the old west to kung fu some ass.
I'm sad you cis-normiewhities just don't seem to get it.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Vengeance
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:55 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: Piper
Well, if you cherry pick, sure. My boys are doing just fine. Both to the right of me, voters, make more money than I do and good men.
This is a beautiful part of the country. I would not choose to live anywhere else.
There’s shitty people and shitty schools in every state. Even the red ones.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (I43vL)
Thank God!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (VUfCb)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
I watched a YouTube Short compilation of people giving affection to various big cats, and the comments were all, what, you can get a job hugging danger kitties? Why did no one tell me?! And then they were angrier over the follow-up revelation that those jobs typically require a degree in zoology or veterinary medicine than they were at the jobs mostly being about urine and feces.
Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (ke3zm)
You know, it eludes me at the moment why NY students have the worst outcomes of any in the nation.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (PxIWo)
Origin of the QuoteMisattribution: The popular Quote Investigator research shows the exact origin is unknown, but it does not trace back to Einstein.
Earlier Analogies: Similar educational parables about judging animals by the wrong tasks have appeared in various forms and books for over a century.
Modern Popularity: The specific wording often circulates online, mistakenly paired with Einstein’s name to give the sentiment more authority.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (kX27y)
A friend of mine had a housecat that literally went insane. Had to have it put down. They can do some serious damage if they are so inclined.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (8mulE)
Mine our destructive. They are not for the feint of heart. But I love them so there is that.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
This was known for the past 10 years. Simple numbers. People stopped having kids post 2008. There just aren’t enough kids to fill all the spots anymore it will get worse before it gets any better, if it ever does. GenZ is having even fewer kids than millennials at the same age.
I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Bl+DZ)
Someone looked and noted enrollment was down 1/3 over the last 10 years and noted that the school budget should be going down. So where was the increase in spending? Mostly administrators.
The school budget increase actually LOST. And...they didn't fire any teachers/close any schools. In fact as far as I can see they did...nothing.
The geniuses in the town though re-elected the same town officials all of whom supported the tax increase. Because their opponents were scary people with crazy ideas like uh, not raising taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Bl+DZ)
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American conservatives have maintained the same birthrate since the early 90s, roughly 2.1.
It's progressives who aren't having kids. They've gone from 2.1 to about 1.3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:57 PM (RtL9D)
do they open locked doors or is that just bengals?
it's a constant battle with him taking apart door hardware to get them open
currently on my third printer of his tenure here
he's fun
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)
And that is the secret behind the Oregon thing I did above: the teahers are paid pretty well and do get raises, but almost all the money people keep voting for goes to the administration, not the teaches.
The reason teachers keep having to buy makers and paper is because the administration gets all the money. You don't see the budget going to classroom supplies (uness its purchasing Apple tablets), it goes to the new vice president of diversity and hiring another therapist and 3 new secretaries for each office.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:58 PM (K32Fz)
A normal, thinking person would find that extremely insulting to the “fish”. The rest of the people have no idea wtf she’s talking about. And I honestly don’t think she does either.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:58 PM (PxIWo)
A normal, thinking person would find that extremely insulting to the “fish”. The rest of the people have no idea wtf she’s talking about. And I honestly don’t think she does either.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:58 PM (PxIWo)
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Let me translate.
Ahem.
"Black people can't read because we wuz kangs."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (RtL9D)
The left/FNM tells women that not only are kids bad for the Erf but will make you stop being a cool girl boss and instead become a boring mother whose life is over and you'll never get to spend a summer in Paris or have that cool lesbian affair you always wanted...blah blah blah
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (xJpuh)
Well they keep chopping their sons dick’s off a putting them in a dress. The rest they’re encouraging to use their pronouns and find solace in another man’s ass. Because after all it’s their right.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (PxIWo)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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You always hear these dire warnings about people not having enough kids, but I'm willing to roll the dice and see what happens if population in the US maybe just levels off for a few years.
I think we'll be fine
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (eIzlH)
Olney
Murder house, serial killer dad and son, snuff porn
really f88king horrible stuff
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Bl+DZ)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
This one was beyond destroying the furniture or anything like that. She became hostile to people even being in the same room as her and would immediately attack. Not rabid, just insane.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (wxsGM)
Or is that a "only we can hate on ourselves" thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Oh, no. We're equal-opportunity here. Chicago is, bar none, the worst of the worst of the absolute f--ing worst.
Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (8Q86n)
I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
And don't think they aren't panicking about that! Their solution, naturally, is to being in ever more unqualified students, thus preventing even more people from being able to start families at a reasonable time.
I hope that the DoEd cuts the available amounts of student loan money in half, every year from now until they're offering a dollar per semester.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (vJrRc)
The left/FNM tells women that not only are kids bad for the Erf but will make you stop being a cool girl boss and instead become a boring mother whose life is over and you'll never get to spend a summer in Paris or have that cool lesbian affair you always wanted...blah blah blah
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
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And white skin is evil, and you can start having kids at 40, and the world is 4 years away from burning up, and the few that did get born were all born the wrong sex and need to become mules by cutting off their junk.
Conservatives heard all of this, rejected it, and had kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Dave at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (sbsMc)
Africa came up with reading and writing but the Greeks stole it from them!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (K32Fz)
Well they keep chopping their sons dick’s off a putting them in a dress. The rest they’re encouraging to use their pronouns and find solace in another man’s ass. Because after all it’s their right.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (PxIWo)
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Combine the mass deportation machine with the bifurcated birth rate in America, and...the future seems pretty bright, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Bl+DZ)
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"Have abortions."
-Toys 'R us
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (RtL9D)
Then sent their kids to public schools and were confused when the kids turned on everything they love and believed in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)
I saw that. Sickening.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)
Then sent their kids to public schools and were confused when the kids turned on everything they love and believed in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (K32Fz)
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This happens far less than the scaremongering stories indicate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (RtL9D)
by the by my bengal at 5 years old is more mellow
he only breaks about 1 item per day now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)
Bengals are clowns. I love them. I posted a link above.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:04 PM (PxIWo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 04:04 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:05 PM (PxIWo)
@neetu_arnold
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more reasonable than asking a fish to climb a tree?
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If it isn't reasonable -- if certain populations are incapable of reading, writing, and arithmetic -- then maybe it's a mistake to let them have a say in the community's governance. If they also belong to a community that cannot be held accountable because hormones, then that's a double strike against their franchise.
Now, I don't believe either proposition. But I'm for sure not going to accept that they are superior beings who get authority over me while being less accountable. Authority (including the vote) requires responsibility, which requires accountability. It must be revoked and forbidden otherwise.
Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)
But, AFAIK, there were zero African tribes that developed writing.
(ok, off to grok)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (3cUTc)
The geniuses in the town though re-elected the same town officials all of whom supported the tax increase. Because their opponents were scary people with crazy ideas like uh, not raising taxes.
Posted by: 18-1
The school district in the allegedly-red place where my parents live puts forward a bond measure every year, even when their last one or two are still in effect.
Their favorite tactic is - after the bond measure fails in the general election - to hold another election somewhere and somewhen that they don't advertise except to their supporters.
Those, unsurprisingly pass. And apparently no one pays enough attention to their taxes to wonder about it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (vJrRc)
Well, my son has managed to stay conservative and still read actual books even after going to public school. I feel blessed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Gosh, that’s the most racist statement I have heard in a while.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)
They've been building palace schools and sports complexes as well as padding administrator retirements for decades.
Chicago is especially egregious, teachers can have absence rates over 30% and put in 10 years to qualify for 100K / yr packages.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (Y8DZL)
If you axe yourself what kind of idiot would vote for leftists, here is your answer.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)
https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284
And if you raise the kid in a generally conservative environment, like go to church regularly, the numbers are going to be higher.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (RtL9D)
One of the most common things I see on lefty forums is this pattern:
First: I voted for this school budgeting tax. I'm sure the home owners can afford it, I mean, its for the children and they are rich right?
Then: Why does my landlord keep increasing my rent? I think he's a fascist that just wants people living on the street!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
Maybe but that's not a Russian Roulette that I'd want to play with my children and our future.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (K32Fz)
Their favorite tactic is - after the bond measure fails in the general election - to hold another election somewhere and somewhen that they don't advertise except to their supporters.
Those, unsurprisingly pass. And apparently no one pays enough attention to their taxes to wonder about it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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I live in what was once a reddish district and bond issues kept getting voted down.
So the school started having school "part time" like Mon-thu to save money on electricity.
Disgusting move, and it worked, next election they got their bond override
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (eIzlH)
And white skin is evil, and you can start having kids at 40, and the world is 4 years away from burning up, and the few that did get born were all born the wrong sex and need to become mules by cutting off their junk.
Conservatives heard all of this, rejected it, and had kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (RtL9D)
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They said if we just freed ourselves from believing there's some Flying Spaghetti Monster we'd live happy lives without fear from fairy tales. Instead we take antidepressants, drink wine by the gallon, go to therapy, think the world will end in five years, kill ourselves, and so on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Same here. And they read actual literature in my son's HS English classes -- The Odyssey, Paradise Lost, Shakespeare...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)
The ignorant little piggies I went to college were something else.
The place was 1.5hrs from my house. Whivh was in a poor, rural, conservative school district that consistently academically outperformed ALL the urban districts they came from.
And yet... more than one of these people, who probably never went beyond the city limits, would ask me about whether we had things like running water and internet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)
it's a constant battle with him taking apart door hardware to get them open
currently on my third printer of his tenure here
he's fun
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September
They open doors, cabinets, you name it. We have had to make sure we had the right kind of door knob on exterior doors. We had to get a fridge with the water on the inside because they press the button and flood the kitchen. Which is fine, that looks neater anyway. We had to replace the touch faucets with non-touch ones, or they would be on all day, every day. They flush the toilet randomly. Kovu just learned how to turn the TV on, which he does in the middle of the night when he is lonely. Furry 3 year olds.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
In brief: College Republicans had a booth, doing the Kirk thing: debate, etc. Some leftist bint student on Sept 10, the anniversary of Kirk's death, comes up to the booth with a "Happy Kirkversary" cake, smiling and poses for the picture as she is gleefully celebrating Kirk's murder.
The College Republicans post the picture of this woman. It goes viral, and someone finds out who she is and posts her name, etc. Now the College Democrats and the university are investigating the College Republicans and trying to expel them and decertify the College Republicans for the crime of posting a picture of this woman who posed for the picture.
Harmeet Dhillion and lots of others are chiming in now.
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (IeYnM)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (PxIWo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)
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"No, but we kill interlopers real good and easy and have plenty of space to hide the bodies."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (RtL9D)
I mean I get the Dem's appeal.
They openly run on "vote for me and I'll give you money"
The R approach is something like, "vote for me and I'll take less of your money then the D guy. Still to give to the D guy's friends mind you. "
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Gelwd)
Its like pushing for ever higher minimum wage by huge jumps then whining that a Big Mac costs 10 bucks now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: tubal
lol, scheduled in July without media notification.
They make sure the right people vote.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)
"The cat had been brought in by a man living in a community in the forest near La Paz who had mistaken the cat for a domestic kitten, according to details recorded by the sanctuary. He had fed the animal noodles, rice and eggs, only to realize it was wild and that he could not take care of it. So he brought it to the sanctuary."
So not cuddly, and not domesticatable. Or at least, not easily. I wonder if they tried a string on a stick?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 04:11 PM (VUfCb)
Are obviously very bright cats
I once went to a Bed and Breakfast in VA years ago and the owner had taught the cat to use the toilet .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 04:11 PM (JrHfD)
"The cat had been brought in by a man living in a community in the forest near La Paz who had mistaken the cat for a domestic kitten, according to details recorded by the sanctuary. He had fed the animal noodles, rice and eggs, only to realize it was wild and that he could not take care of it. So he brought it to the sanctuary."
So not cuddly, and not domesticatable. Or at least, not easily. I wonder if they tried a string on a stick?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 04:11 PM (VUfCb)
Laser pointers, paper bags and balls of tinfoil always does the trick.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:12 PM (Gqar8)
1 North American
5 Central American
0 South American
3 African (in Sudan, Ethiopia and the northern Berbers areas)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:14 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 04:14 PM (/QHx4)
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Assessing a fish wouldn't net you much.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 04:16 PM (kM43H)
3 African (in Sudan, Ethiopia and the northern Berbers areas)
North Africa is really more part of the Med community of civilizations then part of SubSaharan Africa.
And Ethiopia is interesting because they stayed tied to the western religious tradition and kept connection with the Med/Middle Eastern civilizations
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)
Ah, my old girlfriends have been talking, haven't they.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Vote Cam Brady at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (7BAZk)
In Denver metro, there were two districts (Douglas & Jeffco) that staged a revolt and turned their boards red.
Every teacher went on strike, started pickets along miles of sidewalks, while the CEA & NEA helicoptered palettes of cash into lawsuits and recalls. The whole thing was over in less than a year.
These union fortresses can't be assailed. Not at this time.
But if you live in a rural/small town district, by all means, vote in those elections to maintain your toehold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 17, 2026 04:19 PM (XjCxr)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)
This is a beautiful part of the country. I would not choose to live anywhere else.
There’s shitty people and shitty schools in every state. Even the red ones.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 03:56
Well of course, I was being glib. Your boys are amazing because they had an amazing mom. I am glad you are happy where you are, and I agree it’s very pretty. Same with California. Unfortunately, the politics of the areas outweigh the pretty for me, but that is my choice and I understand others make different choices for very legit reasons. Luckily, I get to live in a very pretty place, too, that happens to be red. I am extremely blessed, I never lose sight of that fact.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM
I had a Maine Coon growing up. He was gorgeous. He was loveable. He was not smart. 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 04:22 PM (5C90x)
That's because so-called "educators" know fuckall about teaching anything useful.
Posted by: Educators can't read at September 17, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)
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The stupid curve is vertically asymptotic. It goes infinitely worse. Forever.
Posted by: Stupidity Contests are so 2026 at September 17, 2026 04:23 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU
Peak Stupid comes one nanosecond before implosion. It's the crackling in the aft you hear in the OceanGate Titan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:24 PM (BI5O2)
Not only is education getting worse , the schools have to have officers in them because the threat isn't from crazies shooting the place up for fights that get out of control.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 04:24 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: NEA, desperately grasping at straws at September 17, 2026 04:25 PM (Yqrio)
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Squared Straight at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (JrHfD)
Ummm.... Teacher can't maths.
8/10 +5/10 + 1/10 = 14/10
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 04:29 PM (kU0PQ)
Stupid, preachy, and tone all over the place. Its like he tried to make The Proposal, without a Girl, and in the middle of an action movie. Sheesh. I thought Green Lantern was bad, but that was a masterwork compared to Mayday.
Posted by: Prometheus would have been better use of time at September 17, 2026 04:29 PM (anL5R)
They ship in stupids and guns--ruining the perfect blue states cause they can't stand to see them succeed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:29 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Prometheus would have been better use of time at September 17, 2026 04:30 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (B1+sW)
Well-heeled communities and schools are battling kids relying on tablets, etc. and are demanding old fashioned classroom teaching.
Unfortunately, administrators are not ready to administer the
many teachers that are just not ready to teach full time or even any time.
Others - like in Philly and other urbanized areas - are not prepared to come off their unique jobs and titles and sit their butts in the classroom as legitimate school teachers of children.
There are compromises in some before mentioned communities in that tablets, etc. will no longer be employed as primary teaching tools until fifth grade.
The teachers unions are also not pleased at all about stories of teaching success - cursive handwriting, phonetics for reading, etc.- from Mississippi and other southern states.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Get a Bengal cat--they are distantly related to snow leopards and are adorable.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)
Bengal cats are *extremely* active cats -- if you can't handle that you best get a normal tabby cat that doesn't make you play hours a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: The NEA at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (XeU6L)
That’s our line.
Posted by: Texas Association of School Boards at September 17, 2026 05:09 PM (WB/3O)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (vI4Yj)
That's what started the rapid decline and they can't fight their way out of it and have it happen again.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (NFX2v)
That wasn’t NAEP. It was how many of 18 *bills* a legislature passed. Mississippi 18/18 vs New York 2/18 is a statute count, not a kid who can decode.
2024 NAEP Grade 4 proficient: Massachusetts 40%, New Jersey 38%. Blue. Nation 30%. Mississippi 32% — not first.
Line NAEP against child poverty and the jersey story dies. Mass/NJ/CT *and* Louisiana/Mississippi/Florida beat the poverty line. Oklahoma, West Virginia, New Mexico, Maine, and Oregon miss it. Wisconsin is dead average.
Red map ≠ readers. The split is poverty plus whether you made teachers teach phonics — not team color. Using a policy checklist to own the libs is the same cheap trick you mock when they do it.
Posted by: South and Proud!! at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (V+Vyw)
A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.
Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.
Seal the northern border, reduce visas for Canadians, increase tariffs to 50%, permanently.
We must insulate ourselves from this demonic nation.Woman convicted of disfiguring biting attack given reduced sentence because she's HaitianFour years is "too harsh" for eating the face of a stranger and disfiguring her for life?
Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported
I'm done with Canada. I'm done with Europe. Cut them off and leave them to rot. And it's time to consider separating some states from the US.
By Tristin Hopper A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence by a Quebec judge on the grounds that a harsher prison term would endanger her "precarious immigration status."
Just two days after Christmas in 2022, Macdala Monfiston spent eight minutes viciously attacking a woman outside a bar in Laval, Que., leaving the victim with bite marks all over her arms and face. Court records described one of the facial wounds as being "several centimetres long, necessitating repeated treatments and leaving a prominent scar." Video of the assault obtained by The Journal de Montreal shows Monfiston pulling the victim's hair, kicking her motionless form on the ground and straddling her body while biting at her face. "When I tell people I was bit, they ask me what kind of animal, if it was by a pit bull. They can't believe it's a person who did this to me," the victim told the paper in a French-language interview. Although good Samaritans attempted to intervene, they were held back by Monfiston's boyfriend.
After Monfiston pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in early 2025, a Court of Quebec judge sentenced her to four years in prison -- the sentence already a fraction of the maximum 14-year sentence set for the crime under the Criminal Code. But in a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported.
Under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, anyone jailed for longer than two years is deemed guilty of "serious criminality," and loses their appeal rights in the case of a removal order.
"The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.
Kathy Hochul's pardon travesty lifts immigrant criminals over Americans' safety By Daniel McCarthy How far will New York Gov. Kathy Hochul go to keep immigrant criminals in this country? So far she'll even pardon a man convicted of an aggravated felony, if that's what it takes to prevent the US Supreme Court from setting a restrictionist precedent. Keisy Guerrero Mariano is a Dominican who spent two years in prison for committing a violent crime -- second-degree assault. Guerrero Mariano, known as "G.M." in court documents, is exactly the sort of lawbreaker Americans overwhelmingly want to see deported. But not Hochul; she granted him clemency on Aug. 28. His case stood out from those of the other five people she pardoned that day. The others were non-violent offenders who'd committed their crimes decades ago -- two in the 1980s, two in the '90s, and just one as recently as 2007. G.M. was convicted in 2015. Yet the governor decided he merited special leniency, for political reasons. Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested G.M. in 2020, intending to deport him based on his criminal record. ICE had to let him go in 2022, however, because of a nationwide injunction related to COVID that required the agency to review custody of individuals with certain medical conditions. While ICE had him, though, G.M.'s lawyers challenged the agency's right to hold him for a prolonged time without a bond hearing. That's what Hochul's pardon is really about. President Donald Trump's Justice Department planned to make the Dominican's appeals a test case before the Supreme Court -- one likely to establish that G.M. and others like him are not entitled to a bond hearing. Bond hearings are an easily exploited weakness in America's immigration security: They protract the legal process of deporting lawbreakers, while also giving them an opportunity to get out of detention temporarily -- and then permanently, by failing to show up when they're due for their next hearing. G.M. came to this country legally in 2011, but he forfeited any right to remain here once he committed a felony. Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.Below, video of the horrifying biting attack by the nurse/doctor/engineer. You can see the biting going on in background. And halfway through the mauling, samaritans come by to stop it, but her boyfriend, who is also a future tech mogul on the level of Tony Stark, block people from assisting the ravaged woman so that his feral monster of a girlfriend can finish eating her face. You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.
A Haitian woman living in Canada, with an extensive criminal background beats, stomps and bites a stranger for 8 straight minutes, leaving the victim disfigured, is given a reduced sentence of 2 years LESS A DAY, so as not to meet the 2 year threshold which would get her… https://t.co/ySqBfgZLry pic.twitter.com/5SXhSsJ4od
— Stacey (@StaceyMonette27) September 16, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (AKptf)
All these future physicians are so vital to our national fabric.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)
Spanberger replaced the entire State Parole Board with her own people, who immediately started paroling murderers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)
Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)
It's exactly that.
Attempt to interfere, and you'll be attacked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)
New hotness: Haitians chomping Canadians.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (fbleX)
Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
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3h
In a stunning political move, the chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year.
Patrick Schiltz, who admitted his longtime involvement in a pro-migrant nonprofit, reveals how judges remained on their cell phones nonstop to halt deportation proceedings. And rather than evaluate each case individually—as is required—the judges developed pro forma orders (as I predicted) to immediately stop cases in their tracks.
This is something:
Schiltz: “Some judges built templates of legal orders so they could respond quickly to some of the detention issues that were arising again and again.”
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)
invoke that Monroe Doctrine ASAP.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM
Leave them too it. Zombies need brainzzz. They'll starve up there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (P6lWH)
Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported
Remember the reason there is a threat of deportation is that when people wrote this law they assumed you would of course just deport violent criminals.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (qDw3H)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt
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What's been in the news too much recently is this helicopter crash in Los Angeles. But anything that would get a passing mention if it happened anywhere else is OMG!!! when it's in LA or NYC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt
Haiti has no Home here?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)
They are all run by open borders globalists. Lots of people think the WEF and the UN and other globalist organizations were a real threat. I bet they do now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM
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I did not have that on my dance card for 2026.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (vbXSk)
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[shrugs]
C'est le guerre.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mon Dieu at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (Bl+DZ)
The left: That's racist. Obviously there are violent Haitians just because it has a violent corrupt society
The news: A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)
Haiti has no Home here?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)
Well played, sir!
Posted by: moki at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (AKptf)
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Thanks, ace.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (DBEh4)
A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.
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Maybe the stranger was speaking in English. That's a capital offense in Quebec.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)
We cannot spare this woman; she bites!
Posted by: Canada at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (p5Pt8)
Canadians: F*ck you Trump. If we want to have our faces eaten by leopards you can't stop us you fascist! We have autonomy and just watch us go!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ayRl+)
Maybe a few are doing this but no big deal
Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.
It’s awesome that Haitians do this and here is why opposing it is racist.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)
Now ask them to do gun owners after a shooting.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (gLYp7)
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There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)
Line the lakes with full timers, give them free hookups and bonus money for confirmed kills.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Lindsay Clancy Jurors at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)
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Heh.
Yeah, that ranks pretty low on my give-a-shit-o-meter.
Still have no desire to see a zombie movie come to life.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (5U1m0)
Franco-Canucks: Wee, wee I could go for some Poutine and a nice wine!
Haitian-Canucks: Excuse me do you mind if I gnaw on your face for a bit I'm feeling a big peckish
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
I don't think the one follows the other. ICE should just pick him and let his pro bono lawyers fight it, keeping the controversy alive.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (4NO2D)
This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dave at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)
Speaking of the devil, I wonder if he's invited that creep that got deported yesterday over to dinner? Metaphorically speaking, of course...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Head cheese while it's still on the head!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (ayRl+)
Let's make this easy.
And if non-citizens don't want to be shot they can either not come or not commit a felony with the US
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (eR5WW)
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (xDw5z)
Yeah, I read speculation that he was the victim of a directed energy weapon, as was another high ranking guy there.
Why he beat feet back to Chyna.
I read it on the internet, so you know...
Posted by: MkY at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (q6tQZ)
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So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (oHCVF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (4NO2D)
I'm less concerned about the Hungry Haitian than I am about Hochul's move. Is Bruce Blakeman a noisemaker? I wish someone would scream about that ambitious, person-hating bitch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (5rh/l)
https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx
Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Donald Trump at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (oHCVF)
Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (aJQbY)
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So we're all supposed to throw up and go blind, then … ?
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)
We have to quit playing with these people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)
Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (5U1m0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Seriously. He cooks them first?
Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (tof11)
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)
The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)
Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
We have legislated Darwin out of existence.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)
- "The chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year." via Julie Kelly on X
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: 007 at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (wVcYX)
He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night, yeah
She go crazy
Got to make a getaway, Papa say
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (5C90x)
Gap tooth AND titty tats! What a looker!
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (dGEJD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)
The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)
Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)
Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
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Smartphones
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM
I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)
In the old days being a certain type of stupid would get you killed before your kids grew to adulthood.
Now we give those people government dollars taken from the nominal smart people.
And remember the iron law of supply and demand. You get more of what you pay for and less of what you penalize
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)
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If Quebec were to gain independence, every language law in the rest of Canada would be repealed 20 minutes later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (eRlcH)
Honestly lack of will on the part of right leaning pols.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)
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My plan is progressing nicely.
Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)
can see two reasons covered in the article why her immigration status was considered:
1- She arrived in Canada at the age of two
2- She is a single mother of 4 Canadian citizens (3 in her custody).
Deporting people who arrived before they can form conscious memories or coherently communicate is morally dubious. Deporting someone who arrived as a baby is not the same as deporting someone who arrived voluntarily as an adult.
is kinda her own fault for not getting Canadian citizenship, she chose to remain Haitian
You know we're done for when majority of people aren't even outraged by this privileged treatment of "immigrants"
Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)
Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol
Stereotypes are earned, not given.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Cheek meat and salivary glands are good with eggs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM
I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)
That would apply anywhere not just Canada.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Bon Chance at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (P4iUb)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Av6i5)
When people lose confidence in the courts and justice system, people take the law and their families protection into their own hands.
But we should totally elect more Democrats because the price of gas is too high.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (6eubQ)
*sings*
Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!
From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)
Quebec City could be a great place. Physically, it's beautiful.
Unfortunately, filled with French Canadians. They also invade our beaches every summer, old guys in tiny banana hammocks. Just gross.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (viF8m)
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My plan is progressing nicely.
Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)
Intelligence and morals atrophy when not required or used.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
In: F*ck you cracker I will literally eat you up
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM
Challenge ... accepted!
Posted by: Scott Weiner (D-CA) & The Folsom Street Faire at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (6eubQ)
Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
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Smartphones
as the phones get smarter, the species gets dumber. almost like there's some conservation of smartness principle at work.
Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)
Stereotypes are earned, not given.
It looks like some Reddit commentors are going to find their Discus commenting credentials are suddenly up for review.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (ca8Qt)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0bjKf)
Honestly if a heritage Canuck shot a face eating Haitian the Canuck would get whatever the maximum penalty in law Canuckistan has for violent crimes.
Though it would be funny seeing the normal "why didn't she just shoot the knife out of the aggressor's hand" people's take on how you deal with someone trying to bite your face
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM
At least they're not wearing Crocs with the little dangly attachments at the rear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (Av6i5)
Which literally just means French voice. The funny thing is, Quebecois is a nasty bastardization of the French language, so they're not really Francophones. I knew people from France in Montreal who refused to speak French with the locals because the locals would stare at them with derision and confusion and say, "I don't speak English."
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Haitian Express at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (wVcYX)
1: the perp was from Haiti
2. the victim identified as a furry
Case dismissed.
Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (qwype)
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.
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Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing."
Posted by: The REST of the story at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM
Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)
You can see their little dangly things outlined in their speedos.
Trunk nutz.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (viF8m)
If your face is being eaten by a Haitian, do not take the law into your own hands. Call 911 and wait for police to respond to the situation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)
Quebec City's only beautiful a few weeks of the year. It's a hellscape in winter and too muggy and hot for much of the summer.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)
"Yes, average IQ scores are dropping in many developed countries, including the United States and several European nations, marking a reversal of the 20th-century trend known as the Flynn Effect. This phenomenon, often termed the Reverse Flynn Effect, involves a decline in scores across multiple cognitive domains such as verbal reasoning, matrix reasoning, and computational abilities."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (XvL8K)
What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (guGkK)
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Maybe it was something he ate. Lord knows what his girlfriend was serving him.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Av6i5)
How is what you're doing helping this country and it's citizens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Shit...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM
I try to bring accuracy and precision, two characteristics that are, sadly, often and woefully lacking.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)
Even though that’s what he’s. Even saying he would do for years. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (7S15B)
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Maybe it was something he ate. Lord knows what his girlfriend was serving him.
Posted by: IrishEi?!
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Haitian Vodou
Posted by: Papa Doc Duvalier at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Shit...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)
No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Shit...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)
Barrel the witch!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
*sings*
Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!
From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)
/Golf Clap
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (oUMhY)
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Guess she was post-partum
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (kM43H)
.
I guarantee anyone interfering with her mission would be in prison longer than she was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM
I bring a professional artist's perspective to the Art Thread.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (rXvep)
They're eating the arms
They're eating the bodies of the people who live there
whoa whoa whoa
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
If your face is being eaten by a Haitian, do not take the law into your own hands. Call 911 and wait for police to respond to the situation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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If you are alone with a face-eating Haitian, do not escalate the situation by calling 911. Try to reason with the Haitian. You might offer a less-conspicuous body part as a compromise.
Posted by: ChatGPT at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (XJ22o)
Even though that’s what he’s. Even saying he would do for years. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (7S15B)
Yes, because clearly kicking Haitians out of the US will anger the Mexicans... oh.... wait...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September
I know everyone’s favorites and can be bought.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Graham Platner, Last Seen Spending More Time With His Bivalves at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (guGkK)
Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration.
Posted by: Vengeance
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That perrita couldn't put a sentence together. I want to see her defend Hochul.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (oHCVF)
I will bet my house (and my dog) that the EU is going to use Canada as a "dumping ground" for their excess immigration. That way, the EU bureacrats can say "Hey look, we heard you...immigration is down." All the while they will be shipping off the excess to the Snow Mexicans.
We need a wall up north pronto.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Kratwurst at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (36bTp)
Honestly, what kind of ass eating shit is that?
Betrayed means something was promised and wasn’t given.
What exactly did Trump promise Hispanics on immigration that he didn’t deliver?
Salazar is an idiot. And a liar.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (p5Pt8)
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Because there is a concerted effort to mobilize people and keep them retarded.
No child left behind meant every child left behind. Most people on ew. This is the fruit.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (kM43H)
*sings*
Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!
From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)
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lmao
I lost it at "with a splash of soy sauce".
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (rJ48h)
Salazar is an idiot. And a liar.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM
When's the last meeting she had with anyone from the CIA. It seems the government officials seem to change their tune dramatically after they meet with the CIA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (p5Pt8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September
I know everyone’s favorites and can be bought.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
***
I'll pass on the ladyfingers.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (rJ48h)
I prefer the term Snow Mexicans myself.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:11 PM (tof11)
She's always been pro-illegal as long as they her fellow LatinX.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: zombie
>I could see Fauci granting total approval of this endeavor but they'd have to kidnap children from Massachusetts.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (V362x)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: The REST of the story at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM
Bad dates.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (rJhDk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
or krocodile. yeah, krocodile.
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (Bep7s)
No charges for the boyfriend, huh.
Those have to be the weakest and most useless good samaritans I have ever seen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (GkBlw)
Good to know.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (tof11)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
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Catchy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:15 PM (RIvkX)
It was odd, tho. It was a few days before I met an actual Canadian.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:15 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (0sNs1)
Those have to be the weakest and most useless good samaritans I have ever seen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (GkBlw)
it was said up the comments that he died somehow after the incident.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)
Work in the healthcare industry and the elderly.
Ruh roh. Somebody check on grandma. Does she still have a face?
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (rJhDk)
Posted by: Snickers at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (kM43H)
How dare you question the determinations of these superior beings?
Posted by: Canada c'est fuqued at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Seriously. He cooks them first?
Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)
Actually... yes, hence the nom-de-guerre "Babekyou." Jimmy Cherizier's G9 street soldiers in Port-au-Prince have been filmed roasting the limbs of their enemies over flaming barrels and chowing down.
They're not savages, after all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Clarice at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (vTZFs)
That puts him in just below the top 10% in income so he's "rich".
The three things that stood out in his monthly expenses is a $3k mortgage, $2200 in daycare, and $4500 in taxes
Isn't the answer obvious? He's not as rich as he thinks he should be because the government is taking a quarter of his income in taxes. And note that's just the direct taxes.
But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 17, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)
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The Left think they're so funny.
Anyone who knows the Left knows exactly why they chose that name.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:19 PM (kM43H)
$4500 a month on taxes? Where does he live?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (5C90x)
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Someone is greasing her...her...palm, yeah, her palm, that's right.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (oHCVF)
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (32WCF)
How is what you're doing helping this country and it's citizens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
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Because they would make us racist white nationalist xenophobes.
-state media
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)
Stupid people now live...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Oddbob
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The problem: It metastasizes
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (XeU6L)
Darwin didn't say anything about smartest, just fittest. And if one segment of the population has decided that trying to protect itself is gauche, then the other segment is more fitter.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (vTZFs)
What has surprised me about Haitians and Somolians is them not minding snow and cold weather.
I'm not sure if I'd have presense of mind to claw the eyes out of someone in an attack like this. However, I hope I do. Risking HIV and kuru.
She should be put down like a rabid racoon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (hzuYO)
They're eating the Canucks.
They're eating the faces of the people that live there.
Posted by: Donald Trump
......
lol
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rod at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (zhWvq)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)
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Hold it...I thought that the Clinton Foundation fixed Haiti?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
$2200 a month in daycare? That's $26,400 a year. That's madness.
Posted by: What the actual hell? at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)
If you are gay, or just don't want to have kids, or go tranny, or anything like that biology says you have lost at life.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (p4w7z)
But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM
My fantasy policy is to get rid of withholding, make people pay their payroll taxes directly themselves.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (tof11)
Posted by: Moops at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM
Now you tell me.
* folds up board, puts in box *
Posted by: Player in The Game of Life at September 17, 2026 03:27 PM (0sNs1)
The Michigan SC removed 20,000 names from the state sex offender registry yesterday, or about half the number on it, in a response to a ACLU lawsuit.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Y8DZL)
His wife works, and based on the way he phrased it I assume she makes a non-trivial portion of the $192k/year they make together.
But I do see people where one parent is making much less then that and paying these kind of numbers for daycare.
I think this gets to the idea some are floating to give a stipend to a stay at home parent.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (UjdFS)
Legally, CCW would be a problem in Canuckistan. So I guess women in Montreal will have to start smearing poutine all over their faces when they go out in public. At least until the Canuckians make that form of defense illegal.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)
The Michigan SC removed 20,000 names from the state sex offender registry yesterday, or about half the number on it, in a response to a ACLU lawsuit.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Y8DZL)
They probably kept the guys on the registry who were busted for peeing against a tree in public, while taking the actual kiddie diddlers off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (m/MJs)
But I have to say this: build the wall. Canada is lost. You cannot afford to have a failed state like this on an undefended border. Canada gives out citizenship like it's air, half the third world detritus that's immigrated here in the last fifteen years has Canadian citizenship now. Cut us off, and make it hurt, and once the collapse is over see whether whomever is left has the common sense to make a functional state again.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 04:22 PM (LgYtf)
I know a number of middle-class couples where if you add in the associated costs of the wife's job (commute, office attire, lunches, etc.) they're spending more than if she stayed home with the kids and didn't have a job. When I point this out they just stare blankly. It's not that they have an argument for it (like "yes, but it's worth it to me to work my horrible entry-level office job" or something) they've literally just never done the math.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 04:30 PM (LgYtf)
Just a note, Ace - she came to Canada from the U.S. It's just that we were (and continue to be) stupid enough to take these people in.
Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (H4qGm)
AB just might instruct their federalist Premier to go ahead with an independence referendum on Oct 19.
October will be very interesting for Canada.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (WB/3O)
I will bet my house (and my dog) that the EU is going to use Canada as a "dumping ground" for their excess immigration. That way, the EU bureacrats can say "Hey look, we heard you...immigration is down." All the while they will be shipping off the excess to the Snow Mexicans.
We need a wall up north pronto.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:07
I’m more worried Canada may try joining Schengen. In which case I hope the government reviews Canada’s privileges IRT travel to the United States.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 05:03 PM (WB/3O)
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2026 08:26 PM (nl5HS)
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at September 17, 2026 09:32 PM (5eFk1)
Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead
Republican candidate for Senator from Michigan Mike Rogers has done the unthinkable and refused a debate with radical Islamic dogslayer Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed because the "moderator" is not moderate all. She's a leftist hack with a history of open partisanship on El-Sayed's behalf.
The Republican announced he will not participate in Tuesday night's FOX 2 Detroit debate, with his campaign pointing the finger squarely at moderator Roop Raj and what it describes as Raj's demonstrated history of "bias and favoritism" toward El-Sayed.Relatedly: MSNOW's hard-left political operatives -- Symone Sanders was a campaign spokeswoman for Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, so you know she's a Real Journalist (TM) -- get on Hasan Piker not about his pro-terrorism, pro-murder stances, but for not following the Democrat election-deception campaign of "moderating" his speech for 50 days to Con the Rubes."Michiganders deserve to see their candidates engage in a healthy, fair debate -- not one compromised by media bias," said Alyssa Brouillet, communications director in a statement. "Roop Raj has made his position clear, from praising Abdul as 'brilliant,' to being celebrated by Hasan Piker as 'my GOAT,' and bragging about his political stunts. Mike looks forward to making his case to working families and to making Abdul answer to voters for the conman he is."
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MSNOW had Hasan Piker on their podcast with Symone Sander and Eugene Daniels. Fascinating exchange here. The legacy media hosts simply can't wrap their heads around why Piker won't shut up and/or moderate for election season. Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful? Piker: "Because if it's not me, it's something else regardless." Daniels: "You don't know that." They're talking about comments Piker made over the 9/11 anniversary. (While he still has the photo of the flaming towers on his wall here). Look at the hosts' expressions and reactions during the clip. They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things. The Democrat playbook demands you moderate for an election then go back to being a leftist extremist. Sanders is former campaign operative, so she especially is confounded here as someone who knows how to execute that playbook.
MSNOW had Hasan Piker on their podcast with Symone Sander and Eugene Daniels.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 17, 2026
Fascinating exchange here.
The legacy media hosts simply can't wrap their heads around why Piker won't shut up and/or moderate for election season.
Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So… pic.twitter.com/3gvz0myVR0
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:21 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (+sn2B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (gLYp7)
They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.
The Democrat playbook demands you moderate for an election then go back to being a leftist extremist.
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HE'S A STREAMER FROM CALIFORNIA!
'Nuff said.
Amirite?
Fetch!
/tight black t shirt
Posted by: Achmed Mohammad ElWhatever at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)
Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now. Ulululululu!"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)
and anti America Piker has to say.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (GMWTj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (DBEh4)
Trump especially seems to just like walking into these things. Like how many times is he going to storm out of an interview?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (+8UYc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (oUMhY)
Dude’s been saying this stuff openly for his entire career and it’s never been a scandal. Guessing it’s so obvious to him he doesn’t think he should moderate his cry - this is who he is and has always been.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Very Bad Man at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Fn+3X)
As many as it takes?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (iLKq
Sometimes I just want to push my poll internally...
- Talarico
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)
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Uncouth, blowhard Donald Trump had to make enemies in the party by firing a bunch of high level RNC operatives.
It was too high of a risk. Too many people pissed off. He shouldn't have done it and just tried to win and completely change strategies without ruffling any feathers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)
Seconded.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (gLYp7)
Why would a Senate candidate be campaigning overseas?
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)
Dude’s been saying this stuff openly for his entire career and it’s never been a scandal. Guessing it’s so obvious to him he doesn’t think he should moderate his cry - this is who he is and has always been.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)
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It'd be like campaigning with Howard Stern in the 80s.
He's just a shock jock and says things controversial to get attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)
Because that's where the oversight-free money comes from?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (gLYp7)
Remember when after the debate with Kellatio, Trump said he was done debating? He knew he was doing well everywhere and could afford to tell her to fuck off.
But then, I think Sayed is a plant, and very convenient with his chiseled all american terrorist out of nowhere bona fides.
So this is definitely the race to watch. My prediction: fucker. Lots and lots of fuckery. Which I know isn't much of a prediction but he's quite clearly the lynchpin of the DNC-DSA op. So we will see.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)
Yeah, way ahead of you.
We see you — all of you.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (4KUe5)
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Piker knows Mohammed's going to lose so he's going to keep his clicks. (integrity man)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.
Or something that dog on Scoobie Doo would say.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Man From Calcutta at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (kM43H)
Uh, muslims aren't allowed to have dogs as pets. That's actually a good reason to require immigrants to get a dog as soon as they get here.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (GMWTj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Paul at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (1gAlb)
Huh. I am no reliably informed that the dog on Scooby Doo was named Scooby Doo. IOW, the show was eponymous.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)
The Government found newts that need protecting.
The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)
Yeah. They raised dogs the way we raise chickens - and for the same reason.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (gLYp7)
Stern knew what he was doing and reveled in it.
Piker is a true believer who did his Commie training in Cuba earlier this year. This is no shtick, this is unvarnished Piker. He thinks his opinions are so self-evident he doesn’t have to moderate.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)
The Government found newts that need protecting.
They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)
None. In none context.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (gLYp7)
The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
That's so Eft up!
Posted by: Newt Kiley at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (Fn+3X)
They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)
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Double, double toil and trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (88C+u)
The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (viF8m)
The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7)
NEWTS are very important. They decide what career field a witch or wizard will spend their lives in.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (tof11)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
I got better!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Keep Calm and Ring Carson for Tea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)
The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)
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Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.
I learned that the Peasant's Revolt has been a mainstay of socialist literature for over a century, twisting the actual story of the everyman up against a feudal structure and turning it into something about capitalism.
Tracking on the film was so bad, that the distributor tried to sell it as a Robin Hood movie.
It didn't work. $3 million opening weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (RtL9D)
Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (88C+u)
In other words, wear a US Patriot and Jooo-tolerant skin suit for the next 50 days!
The DNC Top Commanders must be astounded and frantic their commands to Hard-Leftists are not automatically obeyed. "All these commie anti-Joos wearing Democrat Party skin suits are not team players! Unpossible! We could muzzle anyone on the Left anytime we wanted! No longer. Waaaaah!"
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)
We apologize for any inconvenience.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)
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The man who made the mistake in the subtitles has been sacked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (RtL9D)
Just remember. No Democrat veers from the script.
If he's saying stuff it's because he's being *allowed* to if not outright encouraged, and no other reason.
The rest of the party gets to go hands off a little and seem moderate and sensible in comparison. Fun game they're playing.
Makes them harder to touch. He gets to say the things they want to say and they get to pretend they are somehow offended and have no part in it. Who do you attack, and how? The party is already "disavowing".
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (kM43H)
Including the big spring roll himself, Xi Jinping. You'd think a Chinese would be immune to Delhi Belly.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sal A. Mander
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Locally, it is the Hellbender that is of concern.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (XeU6L)
I learned that the Peasant's Revolt has been a mainstay of socialist literature for over a century, twisting the actual story of the everyman up against a feudal structure and turning it into something about capitalism.
Tracking on the film was so bad, that the distributor tried to sell it as a Robin Hood movie.
It didn't work. $3 million opening weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It was a mess.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (oqH4h)
People who say “they can’t be a devout Muslim because they support trans, own a dog blah blah blah” are falling for the op. They are allowed to do this to fool us.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)
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IIRR, Wat Tyler was killed by the Mayor of London with a short sword.
Mayors used to be badass.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (amcLV)
At another point, Symone looks legitimately upset that Hasan compares Palestinian resistance to her protesting police brutality.
Its so sad to see people understand the right of one protest and see the other form as somehow being unjustified. 😢
The comments say it all. Very clearly normie Libs, not Hasan fans, and they're eating her alive. Regular ass Democratic voters are fucking fed up with their party. Wild stuff.
And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.
she’s so fucking spineless and the exact reason why I will never support a shit lib. Our Pinkerton strike breakers will be bisexual women of color.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Greengrass is a guy I want to like.
But I never even knew he had made an Apple movie about a bus until like a few weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (RtL9D)
But winning a debate is so... dreamy!
It's the bee's knees!
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Zombie Al Czervik at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)
You know who else is allowed to be devout and fool us?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (kM43H)
Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.
Posted by: 88C+u
Quite serious. At last report, they are still shitting BRICS.
Posted by: Cal Colace at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (Fn+3X)
The movie flopped however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (oUMhY)
Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)
Sounds like a villain from Johny Quest...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (mP0Kj)
Its so sad to see people understand the right of one protest and see the other form as somehow being unjustified. 😢
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)
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Black people will offer support to the Palestinian cause as long as Palestinians acknowledge that black Americans have it worse because of slavery.
Intersectionality stack, yo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)
Yes. That's what the left learned. The October 7th attacks were something to be repeated as often as possible because the terms of discourse have changed.
Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (amcLV)
Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)
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Palestinians won the narrative.
And they lost their lives, homes, treasure, access to Iranian funds, and tunnels.
But they won the narrative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Archimedes"
I don't even know why journalist should be the moderators, or they think that should be their job. I would rather see a group of 3-5 of people selected/agreed to by the campaigns to ask the question. Professionals, working people, ex-military, cops, lawyers, doctors etc... Hell, l'd even prefer party partisans to the supposedly neutral journalists.
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (4KUe5)
>>Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.
I would say his three best films in order are United 93, The Bourne Identity and Captain Phillips.
His you are there realism can work brilliantly in given the right script and material.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Which also rhymes with Poop.
Posted by: that's all there is at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)
Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)
>>Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.
I would say his three best films in order are United 93, The Bourne Identity and Captain Phillips.
His you are there realism can work brilliantly in given the right script and material.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)
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Green Zone bored me to tears, but he's otherwise made good films.
Bloody Sunday is great, but I do wonder if I'd like it as much if I knew about the Troubles more. Is he as dishonest there as he is in his other more explicitly political work? I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)
They want us dead and our kids groomed for use in their sexual degeneracy.
Posted by: They've told us and shoen at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: They've told us and shown us at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)
A more articulate commenter might have substituted the phrase, "taught us" but, whatever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (5C90x)
I can understand his point of view, he has seen this very approach be successful in areas like what sort of washing machine you can buy, what sort of car you can buy, what shitty computer is available only with continual updates and data extraction from the software company, and crappy plastic goods from China we can buy, and which politicians we are allowed to vote for.
Piker merely wants to be the next Bill Gates, or failing that, the next manager working under the next Bill Gates, with the future being assured and inescapable.
I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)
Plus, you get in more trouble for administering electric shocks to dog which aren't yours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)
Sigh, the current Mayor of London has a short sword, IYKWIMAITTYD. -- Jimmy Talarico
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
And they lost their lives, homes, treasure, access to Iranian funds, and tunnels.
But they won the narrative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That's all they need to do. They can replace their useless population. The international community won't let Israel wipe them out. But they WILL allow Israel to be wiped out. The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (xDw5z)
Posted by: They've told us and shoen at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)
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The can want all they want.
Come after me and mine, see what happens.
Jesus told us to grab a sword for a reason.
I may die, but I know where I'll end up, and I will be taking others with me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:49 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (xDw5z)
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Good luck rebuilding the tunnels without the Iranian funds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:50 PM (RtL9D)
Southeastern 5 lined skinks are all over the place.
*yes, I had to look it up*
Cool looking little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:50 PM (2Cry5)
Known for being the all-star quarterback that led his high school team to the state championship, I'm sure.
Posted by: pookysgirl shouldnot need a sarc tag at September 17, 2026 01:51 PM (Wt5PA)
I've commented before about how Eskimos supposedly have [ n ] words for different kinds of snow, Muslims have multiple different words for different kinds of lying. And for pretty much the same reason.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 01:51 PM (kVwcy)
I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
I have an old stackable w/d combo that I will never get rid of because it uses water, lots of water and actually cleans the clothes. If I could find another old one I'd be so happy and I hope I can find parts for the one I do have forever.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 01:52 PM (tof11)
Posted by: It's catchy at September 17, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)
Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)
No love for me though? *sighs*.
Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)
Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)
No love for me though? *sighs*.
Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (oPFtC)
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Great. Now there are two of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: 2028 campaign slogan at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (2Ez/1)
I like how the lessons learned from Oct 7th have nothing to do with the victims, or even the perpetrators, but how it affected messaging and online discourse.
I think the Israelis (at t least the current government) took away the real lesson- the Palestinians will never accept a peaceful coexistence, they're a suicidal murder cult that has done nothing but try to exterminate us for the last 70+ years, and will continue for the next 70+ year. The international community is against us, and our only real ally (The US) could turn at any minute. We need to strike now and completely eradicate the Palestinians while we can.
"From the river to the sea, Palestine must cease to be."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (xDw5z)
Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/3bzf72fw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (JrHfD)
Plus, you get in more trouble for administering electric shocks to dog which aren't yours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)
Piker is about as Muslim as he is a Commie as he is a Progressive. He got a dog to look good to his audience because America likes dogs. He makes money in streaming while he talks up anticapitalism. He shouts about landlords while his mother has huge properties in CA. When he visits China he's Mao not Muslim. He claims to be white half the time and "brown" or "Muslim" when he needs minority status. None of it means much.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)
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Small, weak countries trying to bully powerful countries into doing their bidding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (RtL9D)
Musloids do what Musloids do and Rogers is smart to avoid the stupid and lame debates moderated by Dem operatives acting as objective media leaders.
I have a 88 GEW sight slide to fix so I will bow out for now.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)
More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...
But... no Jihad...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)
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Small, weak countries trying to bully powerful countries into doing their bidding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (RtL9D)
Anti western westerners using the names of small weak countries to bully powerful countries.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)
>>Just WTH is this "international community?"
The “international community” is a cheap, fraudulent myth manufactured by a global cartel of high-rent politicians, corporate predators, and defense contractors to paper over the ugly reality of global chaos. It is a cynical PR slogan designed to disguise raw, naked geopolitical greed as an elite, high-minded cocktail party.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (MWfyi)
But other than that...
Posted by: Official Spokeswipe for the alleged International Community at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)
We prefer "Ololo!"
Posted by: The priests from Age of Empires at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (MWfyi)
Along with the DSA candidates.
Along with Jefferies and the rest of the sitting Democrats remarks on immigration enforcement, stacking the Supreme Court, eliminating ICE, how fraud prevention is racist and every other remark about what they want to do
These people are nuttier than squirrel shit.
But gas prices or something.
We wouldn’t lose a single race.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:05 PM (Cuw0G)
>>But... no Jihad...
The whole region is being exposed for exactly what they are, poseurs.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:07 PM (Cuw0G)
Star Wars name.
No thanks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)
Wasn't Roop Raj a horn player in Max Rebo's band down on Tatooine?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 02:07 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (Cuw0G)
Speed Queen makes a simple, very rugged, effective washing machine.
You can also buy Trisodium Phosphate online or at the hardware store. TSP is a chemical that used to be in all of the good laundry soaps, but the EPA banned it for that use because it can cause algae blooms. I put a couple of tablespoons of TSP in the washer with my gym clothes.
I bought a 4.5lb bag of Savogran TSP and it'll probably last me a year.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: pookysgirl never has a dull moment at September 17, 2026 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS
Fun fact: that band was founded Evar Orbis and was originally called Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 02:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (IfYAC)
Always live good news.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (4KUe5)
Tell those moslems to go back to moslemland where they belong and to wash their asses.
They smell.
Posted by: The Truth at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Sua Sponte at September 17, 2026 02:15 PM (GTw+O)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 17, 2026 02:17 PM (wGerL)
Always flapping the gums.
As Mary Poppins instructed young Michael Banks:
"Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish."
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:17 PM (wVcYX)
Trump beat Hillary with debate help. He was unknown she was known. And he beat her ass because he understands how people think.
He knocked Biden flat out of the race in another debate. So they matter. He hammered immigration in the Kamala debate. So don't listen to anyone who tells you they don't matter.
In this case it's good that he's not bothering. The advantage is Sayeds as the less known person.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 02:18 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 02:18 PM (sOtuf)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)
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Sorry, training a new guy.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 17, 2026 02:20 PM (2UnvF)
124 118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.
Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)
More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...
But... no Jihad...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM
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Regarding the drone attack towards Mecca -- it occurs to me that maybe the Houthis did it to call the legitimacy of the Saudi government into doubt. Ineffective as protector of the holiest site in Islam.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 02:20 PM (VWtfl)
>>@nickshirleyy
·
3m
>>🚨BOOM 12 Learers caught and busted for fraud. These Learers in San Diego had been living life in luxury stealing our tax dollars while never actually teaching children to lear. All 12 individuals are not even from America and stole $10 million dollars.
>>EXPOSE AND STOP IT ALL.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (W2Pud)
The questions could be as enlightening as the answers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (4NO2D)
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Piker: "Because if it's not me, it's something else regardless."
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (kX27y)
https://tinyurl.com/3bzf72fw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (JrHfD)
This is fascinating. Maybe I'm wrong and they will let him lose. Maybe.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (Cw4E2)
Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (MWfyi)
It's called the UN.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)
It is damn good.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)
It is damn good.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:23 PM
You know what is also, how do you say, cold and hard?
Posted by: The Paolo, after being in the freezer at September 17, 2026 02:24 PM (Cw4E2)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (DBEh4)
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Roop Raj= Turd Nozzle
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (JNTt1)
Alley-ROop
(ROop-Roop, Roop, roop-roop)
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
He lives 'way back a long time ago
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:26 PM (mP0Kj)
I think the DNC was trying to get him to lose in the primary. They underestimated how many college girls desparately want a Muslim in their life, or at least their snizz.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (Cw4E2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)
"List of Democrats Who Voted To Stop Trump Impeachment Effort"
18 Dems voted for Green's impeachment resolution.
46 Dems voted "present", including Maxine Waters and Dan Goldman.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Hellbenders are 16 to 17 inches long on average, but they can grow to be more than 2 feet long and weigh more than 3 pounds. Image: https://shorturl.at/PUPve
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip
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A friend ofmine has observed, 'It never should have been allowed inside the house'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Captain Schettino at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Fn+3X)
Of course, to a Muslim, that might not mean "Greatest Of All Time." It might just mean "He's the hairy critter I bugger from behind in the field."
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (kU0PQ)
Totally Normal Heterosexual Christian James Talarico Wants You to Know He Has a Favorite Drag Queen and He'd Like to Know Your Favorite Too
Thanks to Ed Morrissey for this horror.
Not only does he have a favorite drag queen at the ready when asked, but "she" is quite the beaut. Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children. Of course "she" does.🚨 WATCH
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 14, 2026
James Talarico says his “favorite drag queen” is Alyssa Edwards — who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children." pic.twitter.com/u5HNKh4CQt
Alyssa Edwards is the stage name of Justin Dwayne Lee Johnson, a performer who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children," and who has spent years advocating for youth drag shows. Johnson has openly discussed sharing the stage with the young dancers he trains himself. "I remember being at World Pride in New York a few years back and sharing the stage with my dance students, one of the most powerful moments of my life," he told Out magazine. In fact, the 2018 Netflix docuseries Dancing Queen featured Johnson's work with those young dancers. The Dallas Observer reported that Johnson called one 10-year-old male student his "mini-me," and that the child dressed as Johnson's drag alter ego during an episode of the show.Talarico is doing the Yasser Arafat messaging strategy of telling two completely different stories to two different audiences. For the left, he loves drag and has a favorite drag performer who targets children. But when it's time to pitch himself to moderates, he claims his prior statements were "cringey" and "missed the mark." Of course he's lying about disavowing his past statements. His own lesbian pastor says so. (And of course he has a lesbian pastor.) She reassured voters who are worried about Talarico's "moderate" messaging, telling them not to worry, Talarico is just pretending to be "moderate" "for the next 50 days," and the moment he wins, the real Talarico will be back and ready to rock out with his cock out.
Remember when Talarico professed his love for "trans children?" Do you think it's just a coincidence that his favorite drag queen is one known for working with minors? Nor is this the first time Talarico's affinity for kids in drag has surfaced. Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on. ... Photos from the event show Talarico chatting and posing for pictures while the boy performed a routine organizers billed as part of a "Youth Drag Show." One attendee even posted video of the child doing the splits on stage, being sexualized for the crowd.
An undercover journalist for the Daily Wire caught Rev. Babs Miller, a "minister" at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Talarico's longtime "church," on hidden camera discussing exactly what we've suspected all along. Talarico has drawn Republican criticism for his professed love for "trans children," claiming that there are seven genders, and that "God is non-binary." Miller knows who Talarico is, and isn't buying his attempt to rebrand himself. "He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was." That's the whole scam, according to the guy's own "minister." When the undercover journalist suggested Talarico simply "has to play this game" to win, Miller agreed, saying, "That's what his campaign has convinced him of." She added that the Democrat Party broadly is softening its posture on transgender issues, saying "his staff is encouraging him to kind of do the same thing, just for the next 50... days."
She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..." Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected.
🚨WATCH
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 16, 2026
James Talarico's Minister admits Talarico is COVERING UP his Left-wing views to trick Texans into voting for him:
"I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."pic.twitter.com/NzjGjC54ep
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IfYAC)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3cUTc)
Talarico is the worst candidate. He could lose worse than Colin Allred
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (IfYAC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Okjohn at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (YoM3O)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)
Of course he's lying about disavowing his past statements.
They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
Close. He was asked who is his favorite drag queen IN TEXAS. Not nationally, or among celebrities, but he's expected to have a detailed enough knowledge of drag culture to know what states they're from.
And he had an immediate answer, because he DOES follow it that closely.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (t19vo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
...with a stake driven through heart, cold iron and silver implements driven through as well, holy wafers in mouth and holy water poured upon.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ZgwKJ)
Oh my multigendered God I love trans children so much, so much, SOOOOOO MUUUUCH NNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
Posted by: James Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (kM43H)
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There are not nearly enough Democrats in Texas to undo the damage it'll do with Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (RtL9D)
The guy is a creepy pedo android.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3cUTc)
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*nods*
He so needs to repent and truly have Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: huerfano
Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (t19vo)
Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected.
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Dems live and breathe "By Any Means Necessary."
They mean it 110%.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
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Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (0fRvS)
If nothing else, it indicates a complete lack of boundaries and self-discipline. He makes Anthony Weiner look like Marcus Aurelius.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
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Who knew evil was so gay and retarded.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (DBEh4)
Like NH and Michigan where republicans are now pulling ahead.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)
Both Bushes contributed more than you might surmise.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Peg Bracken at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Zzk8n)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (OUMaO)
So if you can't abort 'em or strangle 'em, there's at least big money terrifying them?
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM
Gradually at first...
Posted by: Then suddenly at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)
And when Austin conducts an Anschluss on the rest of Texas, it's a sound strategy. When.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM
Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (zWqu+)
Posted by: David F. at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
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Who knew evil was so gay and retarded.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (DBEh4)
And yet so popular at the same time.
Posted by: Trendy and trending at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (RtL9D)
Any Republicans it would do damage to are too stupid to breathe let alone vote.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Xqig)
And he's been proving it everyday since he lost
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)
And when Austin conducts an Anschluss on the rest of Texas, it's a sound strategy. When.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)
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I make fun, but Crockett would probably perform better against Paxton than Talarico.
Talarico is fake and creepy and pissed off the black vote.
Crockett was genuine and real and the white progressives would have fallen in line, while pissing off Christians less.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+fpfy)
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45-55 or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (zWqu+)
Posted by: Peg Bracken at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)
Babs Jansen ended up as a Hollywood tour guide at Universal Studios.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (+fpfy)
Who is fooled? No one is fooled. I thi k he has a 1% chance of winning, but if he does win, its because Texas's demographics have changed and it has been "Ccalifornicated" and been overrun with liberal douchebags.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM
I've heard the name. He's black, right?
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: huerfano
Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (t19vo)
There is a certain tenor to this that may be splitting hairs.
I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.
My point being, back in the day trannies seemed to be disturbed dudes who mostly were gay. But it was always an adult activity. Ru Paul was a good example of this. More... crossdresser than transsexual.
These days, there seems to be far more of these trannies who ONLY, desperately want access to kids.
The one aberration seems different than the other. One can be tolerated in a strong culture, the other must be ruthlessly suppressed because it is a contagious cancer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)
Both Bushes contributed more than you might surmise.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM
We're right here, you know.
Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) & Karl Rove at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (0sNs1)
It never fails to amaze me that a right leaning candidate having an affair is a serious risk to their election but a left leaning candidate molesting his daughter or sexually harrassing his underlings doesn't matter.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)
And even if you were gung ho on trans, why would you support saying one thing to get votes and then change back?. Even his pastor think that's a bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)
Well... some religious text, anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)
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People were calling Austin "Moscow on the Brazos" 20 years ago because it was so blue.
University of Texas is in Austin.
The UT student body is farther left than Austin.
Used to be, you could insult Austin (and UT, specifically) by calling them "teasippers."
'Cause they'd rather sip their tea with their pinkies out than fight for Texas in the Civil War.
So yeah, that's how long the people of Texas have distained Austinites.
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (kM43H)
The Rev. Babs Miller is going to be transitioning to unemployment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (XJ22o)
It never fails to amaze me that a right leaning candidate having an affair is a serious risk to their election but a left leaning candidate molesting his daughter or sexually harrassing his underlings doesn't matter.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)
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All of the worst stuff about Paxton was out and state-level news before his last re-election which he won by 10 points.
The impeachment circus was ramping up, and the election was in the middle of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (DBEh4)
Paxton go 13% in this year's run off.
Talarico will not get more than 9%.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)
Giant crossdresser back in the day. I do not think he ever claimed to actually BE a woman though. Just gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM
Madness takes its toll.
Posted by: Riff Raff at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (0sNs1)
Think of the writhing pile of fraud that is the Dem Party. Now put their operatives in charge of huge piles of campaign cash. That can't be immune from the grift. The line item spending must be glorious.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah, that ghetto girl patois was really authentic.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Uncle Miltie in drag at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (7Q0e+)
Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ZjqVo)
If one answer would turn you from Talerico back to that savage Paxton, then just go with Paxton because you don't deserve anybody as good as Talarico. This is why people stop caring about Texas and Florida
He's definitely going to hurt trans people, doesn't support abolishing ice, will try as hard as possible to snatch guns. I'm so disappointed.
Newsweek: James Talarico Leads Ken Paxton With Every Pollster for First Time
Yeah, we've all seen this before -- A democrat leading the polls in a red state right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes. Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.
Especially in Texas, they are removing voter registrations and closing polling places at alarming rates simply to fuck with democratic voters.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)
I, personally, haven't seen anything about Paxton that we didn't know when he was last elected AG other than that most of the shit they've said about him through the years was utter bullshit. We found that out during the impeachment trial.
Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)
Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
To watch Susan Sarandons humiliation for being in it..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (zWqu+)
Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
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Never watched it.
Even as a kid, I had no interest in it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (DBEh4)
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM
My brother moved out to Hays County 20 or so years ago, so that is about right.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (2Xqig)
Talarico: "Pæde-..."
Chris Hansen" "Mr. Talarico, would you like to take a seat over here?"
Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (vbMG5)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)
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It's Texas.
Not thousands of votes.
Hundreds of thousands of votes. But donate today, and Texas will go blue for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (RtL9D)
Does this make our redditor here a Russian Bot? A Science Hating White Supremacist? A misinformation source?
Because remember we have the most secure elections in the world...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)
Giant crossdresser back in the day. I do not think he ever claimed to actually BE a woman though. Just gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Wound up with TV shows on a lot of those "lifestyle" cable channels all the AWFLs watch (RuPaul's Drag Race, etc.)
Thin end of the edge on "normalization".
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (OUMaO)
Talarico has nibbled often and at great length at many a buffet of dicks. He just cannot help wanting to tell us about every one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (ixS3i)
Newsweek: James Talarico Leads Ken Paxton With Every Pollster for First Time
Oh no..... Well, anyway
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Speller at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM
Early thread winner.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (Rp9Oe)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
No big deal for Clenis, no big deal for Paxton.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (zWqu+)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM
C'mon, it wasn't that lopsided.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (0sNs1)
I, personally, haven't seen anything about Paxton that we didn't know when he was last elected AG other than that most of the shit they've said about him through the years was utter bullshit. We found that out during the impeachment trial.
Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)
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Most AGs are just generic party members to most of the voting public.
Paxton is probably not that. He's chased the limelight as AG for years. He was the central figure of wrath by the GOP establishment in the state to the point where they impeached him. And in the lead up to that impeachment, he won by 10 points.
The baggage against Paxton is old news and bringing it up will persuade no one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (RtL9D)
Remember Hansen lost his show because he went after someone the elites didn't want him to go after...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)
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Right! Don't GOP know they're supposed to be trailing in the real count and not just polls up to a week AFTER election day, before snatching it away from the Democrat?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (kM43H)
She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."
Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected."
Talarico isn't winning TX. Here's an indication - Bloomberg News was one of the first outlets to promote Talarico last year, before he had aspirations to run for Senate. He hasn't been asked back lately, even though the paid commenters still talk up his candidacy.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (E2K/A)
Posted by: Sid at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (dxQ+x)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)
The left freaks out when people say things like this.
Then you ask them why...is it bad to be transexual/drag queen? and they can't really answer....
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
Of course. It's all about the grooming. These evil cocksuckers need millstones.
Posted by: I miss when degeneracy was shameful at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)
Low have the mighty fallen.
At least it has ham and eggs in it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (4NO2D)
My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM
Only she's not very convincing.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (5rh/l)
Lemme 'plain. Rocky Horror was not a good movie. I'm not saying that it was the single worst film ever made but if it were nominated for that award I wouldn't be surprised.
The point of Rocky Horror is to go to a midnight showing with friends, shitfaced drunk, and pick up some equally drunk chicks for a night of unmemorable, and likely unremembered, sex. That's why the audience does so much shit, to take away from the fact that paid admission to an awful movie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/57nkc933
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2UnvF)
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I mentioned his ad I saw.
He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?
It's just so fake and gay. Just like him.
But, you can tell who he thinks will swing the election:
Feather-brained women who want all the toddlers to get along and play nice.
And the last shreds of the "that Anderson Cooper is such a nice young man, I'd like to see him marry my granddaughter" deluded bints.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (3cUTc)
How much more obvious do we have to make this op, Democrats nationwide? He's not that much further down the slippery slope than you are.
Posted by: The Clue Bat at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (TTPRc)
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I swear that's gotta be playing on a 4K loop with Dolbyvision Surround Sound during your Life Review With Satan.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)
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The story of Texas is the story of the Democrat establishment from the 80s changing uniforms when the electorate under them went hard to the other side.
It has taken decades to weed out the Republican establishment of that influence, but the Paxton impeachment failing and the Speaker of the House losing his primary in response is the beginning of the end of the shift of the politics of the TX establishment towards something more like conservatism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)
Mentioned above. Also... the other guy. Pinky ring. Notorious spendthrift. Dammit. Brain no work. Clarinet. Black servant. Ascot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)
All of the worst stuff about Paxton was out and state-level news before his last re-election which he won by 10 points.
The impeachment circus was ramping up, and the election was in the middle of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Everything that could be pulled on Paxton so many times that repeating it would be beating a dead horse.
HOWEVER, don't be surprised if they come up with some new outlandish lie to grab some headlines.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (iLKq8)
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?
We approve of this message!
Posted by: Sponsored by The Soylent Corporation at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (TTPRc)
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Will you kill yourself when you realize that the polling industry lied to you again?
Or, will you be right despite being extremely wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Freako Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (47/pr)
At one point the left's response to people pointing out all their gay grooming was "but people take their kids to Hooters!" and you know I do think it is kind of weird to take a kid to Hooters (also don't suggest going to your GF/Wife don't ask how I know).
But the women at Hooters aren't actually twerking in your face or singing about sex or any of that crap. They are just wearing shorts and t-shirts and serving you mediocre wings
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?
We approve of this message!
Posted by: Sponsored by The Soylent Corporation at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM
To serve Man.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kM43H)
Y’all better get your shit together and motivate people to vote. I don’t see much out there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (W2Pud)
More likely this freak works ON children.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (2WIwB)
I think the problem may be she used them for less time then Killer Clancy would recommend...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM
We would NEVER do that!
Posted by: zombie Harry Reid at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)
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Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
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Austin progressives are just racist against strong, black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)
Paxton go 13% in this year's run off.
Talarico will not get more than 9%.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Wait, I think that's wrong. Talarico will get more than that because Democrat; But he will receive a much lower % than traditional Democrat loser.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (P6lWH)
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What is funny is watching the left ret-con Cruz as some sort of campaigning juggernaut; "so of course Allred lost."
Because they were trying to give traction to Cornyn's lie about how Paxton was lazy.
But good lord, echoing above, Cornyn has gone 10X on proving every single accusation against him was true since he lost--he hate, hate, hates conservatives.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
To stick it to normies. The race is considered a lost cause. If they win, great! If they los, at least they got to plague and insult God and Christianity along the way.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kM43H)
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?
That is about the lamest political ad I've ever seen.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)
Mentioned above. Also... the other guy. Pinky ring. Notorious spendthrift. Dammit. Brain no work. Clarinet. Black servant. Ascot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)
Jack Benny. But it was a violin. (Benny Goodman was a clarinetist.)
And the black butler was "Rochester."
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ)
Texas is a myth that Texans tell themselves.
Still, Talarico has no chance.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (modDY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (nyjNu)
Posted by: Discerning Chap at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kM43H)
***
Another line I am stealing.
The Horde has been productive this week!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2OBCo)
I hope this poor kid grows up to strangle his mother with an exercise band. Even though she's a superior being.
Posted by: It's ok when women trick out their kids at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (JrHfD)
It has taken decades to weed out the Republican establishment of that influence, but the Paxton impeachment failing and the Speaker of the House losing his primary in response is the beginning of the end of the shift of the politics of the TX establishment towards something more like conservatism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (RtL9D)
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That and the outsized presence of Corporate Republicans due to the vast amounts of money washing around Houston and Dallas from the petroleum industry.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oqH4h)
Does Topps do a trading card set of famous drag queens? Asking for Talarico
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
'Cause they're racist, natch. Or, so says Jasmine.
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kU0PQ)
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)
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I've seen a few.
That's exactly what the ads are doing.
This isn't the GOP of 2005 that would faint at the idea of using an opponent's own words against them. This is Trump's party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (RtL9D)
He gives off major creep vibes and I don't see how anyone could vote for him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (tof11)
You shouldn't stand for that. Now is the time, you'll never have more leverage than right now. Go demand double your current pay. They have private jet money, they have enough money to pay you.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oUMhY)
Yes. It's called Bottoms.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)
Because the FNM tells them they are supposed to like it.
It really is that simple.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (nyjNu)
Posted by: The Childhood Vaccination Schedule at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (TTPRc)
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)
Thanks, Mr? Expert. W's election as Governor was the start of the state turning red. It's still turning. Democrats used to be able to get elected in Texas because the party wasn't utterly beholden to the freak squad and the lack of the internet meant that they could hide.
Still, feel free to tell us all about your deep and extensive knowledge of Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?
That is about the lamest political ad I've ever seen.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM
As a Moron noted, it's the perfect ad for Socialism. Nobody paid, they didn't get a choice of food, and some people didn't get any food.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
Not to Dems it isn't.
This is what every one of his advisors is telling him to say.
Recall that Kamala's campaign did not have any straight, white men under 40 on it. Not one. They have NO IDEA what normal men are like because they've spent a generation or two completely writing them off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (gLYp7)
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Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Either the whole of the Texas Democrat party is demon possessed or it's an op that none of us has figured out.
(forgetting not that there are pot fulls of money being passed around)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (iLKq8)
148 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
'Cause they're racist, natch. Or, so says Jasmine.
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kU0PQ)
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"I love Jasmine. She's so great, but we need someone electable, so I voted for the twink who says he loves trans-kids, says he hates Christianity, has a favorite drag queen, and says that Islam taught him more about religion positively than Christianity...who also looks like some sort of physical deformity."
-paraphrased woman on the street interview from primary election day
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (RtL9D)
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood
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His face creeps the shit out of me. I'd probably take a ball bat to his head just out of caution.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2Cry5)
Under proper HQ usage, "minister" should be in scare quotes, shouldn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)
I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (modDY)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)
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I look at his face and think he looks like a retard. Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton. Just too bad there's not a better candidate but that's the reality.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (kX27y)
They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)
And the black butler was "Rochester."
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ)
THANK YOU. That explains why my random search string on bing returned nothing but woody allen (the fuck?)
Heh. I searched through celebrity roasts and could name everyone 'Don rickles, milton berle, foster brooks...' etc and never saw Benny. Drove me nuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)
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Likely voter screens have been failing for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (RtL9D)
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Ohferpetessakes. A 2-bit phony preacher and obscure politician partying with dancing catamites.
He's hewn of Senatorial wood, if we're being honest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+fpfy)
Talarico's nose won't help him being a drag queen. It's too bulbous.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)
Look how easily Cornyn slipped into Biden's old smears against "MAGA".
That said, at least he's not an outright crook like Joni Ernst. Now that she's resigned, she's doing everything she can to slip pro-China "save our bacon" crap into legislation. She almost broke the farm bill yesterday to get that in there. (She failed.)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (88C+u)
If he wanted to be genuine, he'd serve the customers a steak and then sit down at their table and eat it in front of them.
That's a lot more accurate.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (modDY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
They picked him for the same reason they picked Bobby O'Rourke. Dem wimmins think he's just the kind of dreamy man they can peg all night long.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tQ6h4)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)
FOX has the absolute worst pollsters...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: pookysgirl's family takes its church duties seriously at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)
1. It was him versus Jasmine Crockett.
2. Texas Democrats are 4 factions: 1. Hispanics who have been Democrats for generations -- neighborhoods with precinct chairs that are well-organized to turn out the vote, etc. -- although they're losing men to Republicans at the ballot box; 2. Blacks (again, losing some men at the ballot box); 3. Public sector employees and their unions. Talarico is acceptable to all of those as a compromise, even if they're not enthusiastic about him. Who loves him is faction 4: Austin weirdos. He has represented an Austin district with a high weirdo percentage and has never run statewide. The Talarico act does not play well in Wichita Falls and Tyler and Brady and Conroe.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (eStot)
https://tinyurl.com/57nkc933
Posted by: gp
Thanks for this. I collect articles and news stories about the discovery of new species.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM
Thank you, John Madden.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (modDY)
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haha, well, maybe not ALL
Posted by: Western Michigan and the MAC at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (nyjNu)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (wrEn7)
I know polling data is suspect, but the fact this guy is leading is troubling.
Is Paxton really that bad?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (+8UYc)
They picked him for the same reason they picked Bobby O'Rourke. Dem wimmins think he's just the kind of dreamy man they can peg all night long.
I don't think that's quite right.
I think the Karen Koven saw Beat-off as the bad boy that would give them the weinering their husbands don't. The TX Freak instead is half "good Christian preacher" and half gay bestie.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (modDY)
That's exactly what the ads are doing.
This isn't the GOP of 2005 that would faint at the idea of using an opponent's own words against them. This is Trump's party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (RtL9D)
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Those are internet ads. I haven't seen any local television ads showing what a freak he is. Lots of Talarico ads.
The 2 Paxton television ads I've seen were about Talarico voting for China to be able to buy up land and Paxton putting sex traffickers in prison.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC)
They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
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Fat liberal women like drag queens because their own looks benefit from the contrast. Sidney Sweeney has the opposite effect.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (tQ6h4)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tQ6h4)
I think the word you are searching for is "arousing".
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (kM43H)
Yes; It's the PCUSA.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (JrHfD)
He so needs to repent and truly have Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (DBEh4)
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Hiya, SMH.
Talarico is almost exactly what I think the false prophet will look like. Talarico gives creepy a bad name.
By the way, the "minister" is in for a terrible time if she doesn't repent because those who teach the Word are held to a stricter standard. Granted, she's not really teaching the Word, but, she claims to.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (eGzf1)
yeah, get it?
Trump is a pedo protector.
And, Ken Paxon's office* gave a plea deal** to a child molester.
Epstein Liiiiiist!!!!
* Not Paxton, the local assistant AG
** because the alleged victim refused to testify and there was no other proof of the crime.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (3cUTc)
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood
John Wayne Gacy was a birthday party clown. BTK was a nondescript middle-aged deacon at church. Bundy was tall, good looking, and charming. Evil doesn't come with horns and tail and twirling a mustache.
Posted by: Evil often looks good at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (TbWk/)
Well, except he's a vegan.
On a more serious note, many are calling his invocation of religion to justify taxing and spending "blasphemy."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (eStot)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: 18-1
I thought someone he confronted committed suicide and the family sued the network? Ah, Grok says he was an assistant district attorney in Texas, so maybe a little of both reasons.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (xDw5z)
Have you considered that you can often see up their skirts?
I'll be...in my bunk
Posted by: David French at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (+fpfy)
Women love women who aren't good looking enough to threaten them. So from that POV you can see why they're very comfortable with drag queens and trannies.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (4ObTi)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (WB/3O)
Jack Benny was a great straight man; his bits with Mel Blanc were awesome.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Y8DZL)
"@RealSKeshel
·
Sep 16
In 2018, there were 25 House seats that had been won by the GOP House nominee in 2016, but lost by Trump. 22 of them were lost.
In 2026, there are only 3 such seats.
Anyone comparing raw seat losses from 2018 to 2026 is missing a giant piece of the puzzle. Today’s newsletter focused on these swings and the importance of presidential margin in contested seats.
Linked in first comment below, “What Does 2018 Tell Us About 2026?”"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)
Ummm
Posted by: Election 2020 at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM
Ya gotta get a hat on a hat.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)
Who, other than white college educated white suburban women, is going to turn out in big numbers for Talarico? TDS can only carry the party so far.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (I9RuV)
"The banality of evil" is a thing for a reason.
In WW2, the Nazis required someone to fill out a form in triplicate to have a Jew killed. Someone could make one hell of an Office Space spoof out of that, but it would probably piss off too many sacred cows.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (4ObTi)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (+fpfy)
Actually, it may be trigonometry
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (EWq0C)
The elites know that they'd turned western women into...a mess.
And since they practice de facto polygamy that means society has a shortage of available women, which almost always ends in violence against the governing elite.
So what better way to fix that then convincing a bunch of those single lonely men that they are actually women? Especially if you can get other men to go along with the lie and accept them as partners?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
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Explains why Crockashit doesn't offend them either.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (kM43H)
And speaking of old comedy stars, Flip Wilson's Geraldine was the best cross dresser over.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Y8DZL)
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Yup.
Chamber of Commerce Republicans.
They were all Democrats up to the 90s.
All taxes increases are good and all spending increases are good because all the money goes to their biggest members--commercial and infrastructure contractors.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (2OBCo)
They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)
I think you're on to something here. Drag queens aren't competition or threatening in any way, like the one fat homely chick prettier girls keep in their friend group.
Posted by: Cattiness all the way down at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2OBCo)
Reminds me of the old joke:
A true friend is one who goes to town and gets 2 BJs, comes back and gives you 1.
Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Tw3Uc)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)
What about the people who never got a single primary vote ever, bitches!! *hic*
- Kamala
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Discerning Chap at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Fn+3X)
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I'm not offended.
I'm insulted that these male headcases think that wearing clown makeup, dangerously high heels, and the ugliest wigs...ever...is what represents women.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (DBEh4)
Seriously, everyone, if his policies are good for the country and his failings aren't illegal... who fucking cares? He's not running for Pope.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (eGzf1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cattiness all the way down at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)
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Explains why I wasn't part of any female friend group.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)
You betcha! File this for future rare species news:
Feb 22, 2032: "Leopardus tilcayo, the adorable tiny leopard first discovered in 2026, now extinct in the wild due to exotic pet poachers."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)
Seriously, everyone, if his policies are good for the country and his failings aren't illegal... who fucking cares? He's not running for Pope.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)
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Maybe after Trump, the Republican electorate's tolerance for morally compromised (especially on sex) candidates is less restrictive.
Just don't have audio of you screaming that some people need killin'. Not climbing out of that hole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (RtL9D)
Well, for the record, she wasn't going to there for our transkids. I love her as a person but...she's just not going to be there like I will.
Cheering them on...inspiring them...and playing with...uh...saying encouraging things.
I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)
Double plus ungood.
Posted by: sal at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (f+FmA)
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Why did Michigan Dems pick Hasan Piker's best buddy? Maine Dems pick Platner? And so on. It's a consequence of Dems learning the way to get a Democrat nomination is to go far enough left in the primary to capture the base of crazies who will go vote come hell-or-high water. Democrats don't push their registered voters to make a big turn-out for primaries. Because the local Dem Party honchos didn't want their captured union and other small groups out-voted. But their captured groups keep going farther left each election cycle. Obviously a factor they believed they could harness and tame for primaries. The best laid plans...
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)
If he fell in a vat of holy water, he'd dissolve completely.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (ZgwKJ)
Your IP address is available to anyone who has the tools. And the government has those tools. Your cell phone pings constantly, even when you turn it off.
We might be somewhat anonymous to each other but if you think you are truly anonymous in this time from people who want to know who you are you are mistaken.
The internet sends you ads for the same stuff you searched on 10 minutes ago and you think the government doesn't have the same capability? They helped create the internet.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I'm not worried about the government. I am insignificant to them and they know where I live. I'm concerned about the malevolent creeps that want my routing number or my credit card number -things like that.
The government used to go after people like that with a vengeance.
The government doesn't do jack about these crimes or the criminals that do them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)
*Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (zWqu+)
Ratt's manager was Milton Berle's nephew.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (oUMhY)
I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)
Maybe after Trump, the Republican electorate's tolerance for morally compromised (especially on sex) candidates is less restrictive.
The way people should think about it. Its 1944 and you find out Patton cheated on his wife.
Do you replace him?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
They got this warped and twisted vision of being female. It is a cheap caricature and how we get Dylan Mulvany prancing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
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No.
I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)
Well if anyone knows a racist it would be Jasmine. She is one of the biggest racist in the country. That is all she talks about. How racist everyone else is. Both she and Talarico are losers.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (eGzf1)
Unconscionable behavior!
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)
Is Paxton really that bad?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (+8UYc)
AFAIK, every single moron actually from Texas is saying that Paxton will win and it won't be close. Pollsters and people who live thousands of miles away say otherwise.
Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.
Be chill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)
Wish he'd disappear like Chuck Cunningham.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)
"Skinny" in 2026 automatically put you in the top 50% of physical attractiveness you know...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (XvL8K)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: your average liberal at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)
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I saw it a lot when I was in high school back in the ancient times known as the 80s. Especially in Hawai'i.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM
A Hawaiian tomboy, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)
Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.
Be chill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)
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Do people think that polling got better between 2024 and 2026?
Remember, don't compare the polls in late summer now to the final, late October polling from 2024.
Compare the polling now to the late summer polling from 2024. When Kamala was winning every national poll by 4-8.
Hell, Ann Selzer's final poll of Iowa was off by double digits, and Selzer was the "gold standard".
Raise of hands, who thinks polling firms decided that they were going to make things better AND actually made changes that improved things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
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No.
I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)
AND humble!
.
.
.
.
Look, I can't speak to your peer group, but I was an 'enforced loner' too. What I DO know is that a woman who knows her own mind and won't be moved, hell or high water, is one of the sexiest creatures on God's green one.
That's all.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:02 PM (gLYp7)
I got booed and shit thrown at me. That was the end of my drag career.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 01:02 PM (IYMzU)
Posted by: Bulg
One of the great mysteries of tvland.
The tv show "Unsolved Mysteries" should have dealt with that one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)
Well, I went to school before the abacus was invented 😉 and I had female friends but was I was never really part of a group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (2OBCo)
I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)
You have brains and personality so that's a high baseline hotness factor to me.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (kM43H)
TBH I don't know if this is really an intentional thing. If you gather any random group of women together some will be more physically attractive then others.
Of course in Mean Girls I believe all of the main characters had hollywood looks from before Hollywood decided female leads should be ugly...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Discerning Chap
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Women aren't offended they just want them far away from their babies.
Dolly Parton, one time, said, I'm dressed like a drag queen at Christmas parade.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (IfYAC)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM
A Hawaiian tomboy, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)
Hawaiian Tomboy sounds like an all-girl punk band.
Posted by: And I'd be all for it at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM
Richie's older brother.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM
I think he shot a bunch of people from a clock tower.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (kM43H)
This is being played out again, and again, and again.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (9ZFZd)
I think it was Beth Mandel (something Mandel) on X I saw saying basically, "Well, maybe if you lazy Americans studied harder and got better grades in school, you wouldn't lose a slot to Indians?"
Note well:
None of those attacking Bo French are claiming those students are conservatives or Republicans.
Because they're not either.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda Lives! at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)
___
And all in 4K.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (p4w7z)
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Richie Cunningham's older brother in "Happy Days." At the end of the first season, he went upstairs and was never seen again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (kM43H)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 01:08 PM (Q+gd/)
Lesbian Minister.
There's 2 words that shouldn't be together.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (OkYzo)
I disagree. I would volunteer to minister lesbians. At least the ones in the videos I don't watch.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (9ZFZd)
I made the mistake on pausing on the video of a Clancy girl who was arguing that Clancy was innocent because of her star sign. Note, this was not satire. There really are people like this.
Anyway her latest video was that the 2026 mid terms will be like the 2020 contested election because it has the same star energy or some shit.
Now the funny part I guarantee some of the 2026 election will be contested. Because Dems cheat. But she will take credit I am sure as predicting it via astrology
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:10 PM (p4w7z)
Be chill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Previous primary Paxton was up against George P. Bush, Bush money, D.C. money and stalking horse Louie Gomert, who gave up his house seat forever to stalk for the Bush's and Won.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (iLKq8)
Now the funny part I guarantee some of the 2026 election will be contested. Because Dems cheat. But she will take credit I am sure as predicting it via astrology
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
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Months of mail in cheating wasn't enough, so they ballot box stuffed like Tammany Hall to barely get an electoral college victory for Biden.
Sure, 2026 can have the exact same energy as 2020.
I don't think it'll turn out the same, though. Because, you know, mail in voting has been massively curtailed almost everywhere and the Trump 2.0 DOJ is far more serious than the Trump 1.0 DOJ under Billy Barr or Jeff Sessions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (RtL9D)
I've known a few and their takes on American politics are interesting.
The upper class Karen cohort is as far left as people come. The average working guy much less so..
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.
Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (Za/mt)
'Forensic' astrology.
Will they go full Heaven's Gate if they are blown out in November?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (p4w7z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Vivek Vindaloo at September 17, 2026 01:13 PM (Fn+3X)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.
Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.
Chuck's room contained a portal to another dimension. The rest of the Cunninghams wouldn't even set foot in it for the rest of the series.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:14 PM (GMWTj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (p4w7z)
Some famous Leos:
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Benito Mussolini
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (kM43H)
Some famous Leos:
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Benito Mussolini
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (kM43H)
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All humanitarian leftists who only wanted the best for the little guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:16 PM (RtL9D)
American mass media told me Mussolini was the top...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:17 PM (p4w7z)
'Forensic' astrology.
Will they go full Heaven's Gate if they are blown out in November?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (p4w7z)
One can only hope.
Posted by: I'll donate to the track suit fund at September 17, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)
Hard to believe, isn't it.
Posted by: Opie Taylor's Mother at September 17, 2026 01:18 PM (guGkK)
Lecture them that the mass immigration by Indians is ultimately their fault for not being good enough to beat their illegal, tribal hiring practices, and that college admissions is totally not rigged to prefer non- white over white, and foreign full tuition-paying over in-state applicants. Yeah, that and you should aspire to be a Panda Express manager!
Yeah, TOTALLY NOT the results of the years of open borders and H1-b, etc abuse! You’re crazy to notice intentional demographic replacement, you ‘lil bigots!
Gah! So tired of the alleged conservatives intentionally missing the point so they aren’t forced to say mean things.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)
Haven't been able to go for a couple of years- miss it so much! I want to look at the crafts, check out the butter sculpture, make a pilgrimage to the Hall of State, eat Tornado Taters and buy useless crap and some chocolate walnut fudge.
Posted by: sal at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.
Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing."
Friend of mine once remarked that the show missed a great opportunity - at the end of the last show of the series, Chuck could have come down the stairs and said "What's for dinner?"
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (GMWTj)
Hard to believe, isn't it.
Posted by: Opie Taylor's Mother
Who's the common denominator?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)
Friend of mine once remarked that the show missed a great opportunity - at the end of the last show of the series, Chuck could have come down the stairs and said "What's for dinner?"
Posted by: CTHillary
That would have been awesome.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X
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Like in a corn dog gloryhole booth???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2026 01:25 PM (c1cNY)
Pretty much has to be the Force sisters, or Erica Enders, right?
I was pretty damned attached to Paula Murphy.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mngiggle at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (UaLwK)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (wwlYu)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)
Pass the SAVE Act immediately! Don’t let the republicans stuff the ballot boxes!
Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (jO4mz)
Texts.
I have already been hit with half a dozen or so. Granted, how effective are they? But they happen and that’s another avenue of outreach.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 04:57 PM (WB/3O)
The Morning Rant
"He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton, so his previous, longstanding and creepy lunacy about transsexualism and children and homosexuality should be a part of his seemingly winning platform. That he is shifting to a more Texas-friendly stance tells me that he isn't winning. Lying to get elected certainly isn't reserved fro Democrats. The corporate wing of the Republican Party has embraced lying for generations! Run as a conservative, then vote in Congress as a squishy accomodationist who is willing to subvert the will of the voters for financial gain. Cornyn did it for years, and the fact that Texas finally got tired of his sh*t is a signal that MAGA sensibilities are becoming more popular. What surprises me is that the Texas Democrat Party didn't dig up a moderate Democrat who could run on the archaic but successful principles that convinced America that Democrats represented the everyman. It's not true, and has never been true, but it worked for a long time, and my bet is that it would have worked in Texas against Paxton, who has shown very little skill at campaigning and communicating his platform. But the Democrat Party has been overwhelmed by the insanity of transsexualism, DEI, Critical Race Theory, overt socialism, rejection of traditional America, and a host of other sophomoric but dangerous themes. So a traditional Democrat won't get much traction. The new Democrat Party is saying the quiet part out loud, and hopefully America is listening.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (xJpuh)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (iqcvy)
I truly think Her Majesty spends more time getting ready to leave than the actual trip takes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)
If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)
Just that he's a liar.
I don't think he knows how to *not* be creepy, honestly.
"My favorite drag queen" certainly isn't going to do it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)
You can never go right, voting for a Democrat.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (Gqar8)
I think I have found the problem.
Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)
If she were a busty lesbian minister, she'd be Boobs Miller.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (1z8ji)
Willowed
Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)
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There are the ones who are just obtuse and those that want to be perceived as eager beavers who are enthusiastic and engaged.
If you think a large Teams meeting is bad, try the AKC Delegate list. Several hundred recipients, several hundred "Great idea!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)
Doesn't seem to be working for him either.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: GOP at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (MNCvZ)
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)
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Tell them the charges were dismissed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Gqar8)
Talarico is blowing through dem money like it is an endless supply and isn't getting much for it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:10 AM (+fpfy)
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
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"Don't know about them white ones, but that black one is a lyin' son of a bitch!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (eRlcH)
They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)
You got me there.
Posted by: Chthulhu, Dead and Dreaming at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (iqcvy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (2OBCo)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)
You mean that the polls are wrong? I'm shocked!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (k5CNB)
Posted by: Boss Moss
They never found the body.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)
James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
And here I was unaware that we had a consulate on Lesbos.
The things you learn here!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (ixS3i)
Doesn't seem to be working for him either.
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He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:
The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .
It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (xJpuh)
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If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
And I'll bet the final polling was much more accurate than the stuff in September!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (k5CNB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Cat Women of Austin at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (0sNs1)
He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:
The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .
It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)
So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)
Cornyn had been doling out favors to his supporters in Texas for over 20 years and had huge support from the Thune controlled NRSC slush fund and Paxton took him down. The idea he has no support in Texas is nuts.
Every single time we lose a primary to an establishment Republican we are told " the primary is over, get in line and support the winner ".
It's your turn in the barrel, establishment Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (viF8m)
I think that's part of the kink?
You can't tell be the "politburo" (Jake Tapper's term) that was running the country while Biden napped didn't get a perverse thrill out of rubbing it in our faces by insisting the obviously dementia-riddled Biden was totes sane and in control.
They know it is humiliating and demoralizing to hold up people like Talerico as more Christian than everyone else, to have him use Bible verses to push the Communist crap.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
* wing flaps in unison *
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)
Be aware Karl Rove has tormented Paxton since he beat Rove's candidate Dan Branch for Texas AG in 2014. All of the bullshit insider trading accusations they tried to make against him failed. Siccing the Houston attorneys on him didn't work. Getting the RINOs in the Texas House to shit the bed with that impeachment scam was a glorious backfire.
This next session should be a good one.
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (8uzBS)
Outrage is what the left has been running on for generations, but wages and benefits had a better broad appeal than bringing in various kook groups for a big tent majority.
The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (BI5O2)
Yup. I would bet it's Linda Sarsour who's leading this, having spent so much time hanging out with idiot feminists. She know what buttons to push to make him appear safe and up to speed on their popular culture.
That as was only posted on tiktok, so he's targeting Gen Z.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (rOKnE)
Waiting for indictments of the female jurors in the Clancy case who started out biased against the prosecution...
(I know, I'll be waiting a long time for that.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Texas GOPe at September 17, 2026 11:23 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)
Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:25 AM (2OBCo)
That, and go up against the Bush family and friends.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Boss Moss
They never found the body.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)
Debbie: Well, aren't *you* the lady killer
Gomez: Acquitted!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (PSEDc)
Did they refile against Clancy?
Posted by: Boss Moss
They should arrange for Paul Ryan to wheel her out for a stroll along the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. That guy has a particular set of skills...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (mnFxU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)
No. Not yet.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:27 AM (XOmY9)
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If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
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So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)
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And ALL of those bail out or get sidelined quickly.
The only good people who ever get into politics do it by booting the door in and forcibly entering politics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)
The governor's race should already be over because Jim Tressel should be the candidate. Instead, we have a widely despised candidate who wants to change O-H-I-O to O-H-1-b, or at least that's the suspicion.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:29 AM (2ap+5)
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I'm pretty sure the Karens have taken over from the Kaneeshas.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)
Final Democrat Senate Primary polling had Abdul winning by double digits. He won by a single point. Nobody will ever know the impact the polls had on how many people decided not to vote but it seems likely that more than a few sat out the race thinking it was going to be a blowout.
Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (5pKp7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (2OBCo)
So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)
I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew8)
As of this morning, I'm at 68 of the 150 required Easton/Weston/Redding donors, and $3,215 of the $6,700 I need to trigger CEP public financing, leaving 82 more local donors and $3,485 to close by this Sunday 20 September.
My opponent Anne Hughes doesn't just hold this CT-135 seat; she co-chairs the House Progressive Caucus, and she's been at the front of the push to bring California's playbook to Connecticut.
Give to my campaign here: https://tinyurl.com/2dr6tp2e
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)
They are equally designed to obscure the race.
If you don't know the state of the electorate you can't track the fraud.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (kM43H)
Is the house/senate really going to go on a break again until after the midterms? After just getting back from vacation?
It's very exhausting being a constitutional conservative, and defending it from the DSA rabble that want to tear it all down, when the politicians that represent us keep blatantly spitting in my face and reminding me they hate me.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Eng1Z)
I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.
"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew
After all Satan fulfills part of God's plan.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:34 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (hcSXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)
No. Not yet.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)
Maybe, just maybe, they are waiting until the News Cycle moves on to the Next Crisis!!!! For good motivations if they file, for bad if they just let the matter die. The public is feckless, after all.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (bX16E)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)
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At least his haircut has improved (which was admittedly a very low bar)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (2ap+5)
"Vote for me and not that weird faggot."
Not hard.
Posted by: Pray and Vote the gay away at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (P4iUb)
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If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
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So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)
I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)
The fact that the polls are close, even though I don't believe them, should tell the Bushes , Cornyn and Rove to shut the eff up and vote for Paxton. Paxton may have ended the Bush dynasty when he beat Jeb! spawn, but Talarico is a lunatic who must be stopped
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew
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In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.
This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)
I put something in the sidebar...that might help.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (k5CNB)
The calls for the head of Bari Weiss from the left are only going to increase.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)
I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.
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Plenty. It's not shallow. Millions and millions of people better suited to good government than these fucking swine.
But, our government is not good. It operates on YD's Corollary to Gresham's Law. Once an institution acquires sufficient wealth and power, it attracts evil like flies to honey, and the bad people gradually drive out the good, until it's wholly debased.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar
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She's not alone.
Not reading and applying Scripture is quite common.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (DBEh4)
He was talking with Joe Rogan and claimed Paxton was dirty, " a bad egg", that only the wealthy have their kids in Texas private schools, and that Talarivo got his attention when he opposed a school vouchers bill.
Ron said that they need to beef up Texas puic schools/education and vouchers will take away from that.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (Zzk8n)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (2Cry5)
In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.
This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)
Sounds to me like you take the word of God seriously. Same. “ Religiosity doesn’t cut it, in the end, does it?
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)
Texas Republicans -- mad about Cornyn -- will not commit the resources needed to crush Talerico, so they will have to pay for this fight again in two years, and every two years.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (GD2xa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)
Not part of the campaign but I would like to vouch for Darrell as a longtime moron in very good standing with me in particular. The incident in question may have happened a decade ago but this elephant does not forget.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)
Serpents are smart. I would say worm.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)
On a different note, I talked to a pollster on Saturday. That has led to a bunch of fundraising texts from Paxton.
I'm looking forward to the election being over. At least then, the texts will go back to the "we want to loan money to your business" scams.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (bXODF)
>>@america
·
1h
>>Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.
>>GOP Michigan Senate Candidate Mike Rogers: “Desperation. He’s having a difficult time with African Americans across the state.”
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (viF8m)
I leave it to them to determine who'll be "on top".
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:44 AM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 11:45 AM (bXODF)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar
It's in the Bible! It's in the Bible! United States of KKK A...
(shucks and jives)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:45 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)
So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.
Posted by: tubal
I see some verbiage that's supposed to appeal to the Big Eva crowd as well.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM
Probably not all he's blown...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (bX16E)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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Huh. Remember the big "war" between the DNC and DSA? So.... about that....
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (kM43H)
I leave it to them to determine who'll be "on top".
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:44 AM (MNCvZ)
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For those who think that Biden only won SC in the 2020 Dem primary because James Clyburn endorsed him.
Well...
https://x.com/virtueemoir29/status/
2100396445711155678
Clyburn essentially just endorsed Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar
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Religiosity is what nailed Christ to the Cross.
And no, it doesn't cut it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM
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And it was all fundraising in CA.
Well, most of it.
Because his campaign is a scam.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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So what you're saying, is that teacher unions are on borrowed time?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:48 AM (DBEh4)
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And if anyone didn't think she was an awful candidate before this ought to convince the sane ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 11:48 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM
So you're familiar with the Harvard School of Divinity, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (P6lWH)
wow! I used to like that guy.
y'all see what's going on in Michigan with those brothers that are going after the dems and the FBI?
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (8uzBS)
Our base has not...because they work and have kids and generally fulfilling lives.
The elections didn't really start until last week for us. August polling is shit, Sept gets better, and by Oct we'll likely have a much clearer picture. Something like this:
Collins down 4 against cousin fucker, wins by 5
Paxton up 2 on Talafreako wins by 8
Rogers even with Bin Laden, wins by 1
Husted even with Brown - pure toss up
Tafoya down by 3 against Uber Karen, wins by .2
Ossoff wins
Cooper wins NC
No one mentions Iowa, blowout
Sununu wins NH, no one was paying attention
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (XOmY9)
This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)
You still might notice that it's God that only has that privilege one way or the other. How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (P6lWH)
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Sadly, it's quite common.
Gotta keep those coffers full.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (+fpfy)
Yup. He thinks Talarico is a good guy because he wanted to funnel money to his comrades in the public schools.
We know they will in turn send it to dems while indoctrinating and transing kids, but not teaching them reading or math.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (Zzk8n)
The House definitely is. The Senate isn't going to pass anything so not much point in staying.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
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I imagine he, personally, pockets a fair amount, but the bulk of that $40M is being scarfed up by his staffers and anyone they contract with for events. AKA "payoffs"
So I'd wager some of those events have paid attendees.
It's all fake, ghey and lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2Cry5)
I know it's not ok nor in the Word of God, but I'd like to see him squirm.
On the other hand that could be disgusting and a big no for me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Oglebay
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AI; Indoctrination perfected.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (iLKq8)
Our base has not...because they work and have kids and generally fulfilling lives.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (XOmY9)
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This is a misreading, I think. It's a relic of a different media environment.
Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.
The electorate does not shift materially over a few months, especially not a few weeks. What happens is that progressives just are more enthused about...answering pollster phonecalls and sticking through the whole survey (many pollsters don't use responses if the respondent doesn't complete the survey all the way).
If the primary polling is any indication, we may be looking at one of the worst polling misses in the last 20 years. Polling firms are simply not getting the white working class voters at all, and they're not correcting for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Sums up the left worldwide at this point.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (Y8DZL)
1) he fought for Texas tirelessly against the corrupt Biden administration;
2) he's an actual Republican;
3) he's not Talafrico or Cornyn.
That's a solid platform, IMO!
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew
I do a lot of blanket ones for that shit. I don't have time or inclination to single out each corrupt decrepid handmaiden of Satan for enlightenment. If God wants to call me out on that I'm sure He will.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (+fpfy)
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Talarico's campaign is a vehicle for his consultants to built generational wealth, and not to win an election.
Change my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew
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I pray for my enemies every single day.
The thought of anyone spending eternity apart from Him is too horrible to contemplate for too long.
And yes, I don't want to hear those words from the Lord myself, all because I found it easier and less burdensome to wish ill on my enemies than to pray for their salvation.
Sharing the Gospel is our job.
The results are His.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (DBEh4)
Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)
I imagine he, personally, pockets a fair amount, but the bulk of that $40M is being scarfed up by his staffers and anyone they contract with for events. AKA "payoffs"
So I'd wager some of those events have paid attendees.
It's all fake, ghey and lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Being a Democrat is a money making scheme.
Have you tried AmWay?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (iLKq8)
Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.
Right... Yesterdays'' NYT poll says the voters trust the Dems more on..... Immigration by almost 10 points... Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (+gK6I)
>>@JustTheNews
·
2m
>>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations
Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar8)
Like, 20%.
You want to know the percentage of people who voted in 2022 but not 2020? It was like 1%.
From 2024 to now, brand new registrations are 0.7% of the registration pool.
Pollsters are putting out polls where 20% of the survey is fake. Just...outright fake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Phrasing! at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)
Not black women.
Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
!
Posted by: Phrasing! at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zfkPG)
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She knows what she said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zWqu+)
Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)
And the retail sales numbers were up too...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)
Not black women.
Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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White progressives in Texas hate black people and think they're unelectable. That's why they gave Assad margins to Talarico in Austin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Kamalaalalaala at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar
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That's pretty much all we can do.
But dang, the enemy makes it so hard...
Especially when it comes to harming kids.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (DBEh4)
Where would we be without "experts" to tell us what's going on?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (viF8m)
Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw
I guess it depends who you are. Multiple sources report 98% of them went to women.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
Apparently though, Microsoft signed a legally enforceable agreement giving the Randi Weingarten teacher's union oversight of AI safety and privacy standards. I assume if AI takes over teaching, they will still have their claws in it. And will help shape WHAT AI teaches kids, and it won't be benign.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)
Sometimes the brush is broad.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)
I do a lot of blanket ones for that shit.
__________
One of my Rosary intentions is for the conversion of sinners and unbelievers. Covers the field, I think
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (eRlcH)
Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (Jr5Lq)
Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.
The electorate does not shift materially over a few months, especially not a few weeks. What happens is that progressives just are more enthused about...answering pollster phonecalls and sticking through the whole survey (many pollsters don't use responses if the respondent doesn't complete the survey all the way).
If the primary polling is any indication, we may be looking at one of the worst polling misses in the last 20 years. Polling firms are simply not getting the white working class voters at all, and they're not correcting for it.
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I actually think we're saying the same thing here.
For whatever reason, our people are not being polled. I'm just offering plausible suggestions as to why. But your point stands and I totally agree with it.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (XOmY9)
Change my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM
Edited for broader coverage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (P6lWH)
But dang, the enemy makes it so hard...
Especially when it comes to harming kids.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
Difficult under best of circumstances. Praying that evil be redeemed as it lounges in luxury, while you feel like you're slipping under for the last time...
I'll be honest. Yes, if I passed and found the day I'd died my worst enemy was saved, and now we were striding into the New Jerusalem together...it's a weird thought in this life. I suppose I'd celebrate the victory and new brother in that time, though. Hard to wrap your head around.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: I'll ask at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JackStraw
Oh, we will. Have you noticed that my prices have little to do with supply and demand? Because they're set in "exchanges"?
Posted by: The Gas Pump at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (zHdFR)
Elon. But he's far too smart to get into politics himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)
Texas schools already got more money than they should. Maybe cut down on the administrator positions. I'd add to kick out the illegals but the courts have declared that everyone on the planet has a right to my money except me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)
Jasmine Crockett is not in the mood to campaign with Talarico. Black women wanted her, and I wouldn't expect them to show up at the polls for Talarico.
Alienating your most enthusiastic voting bloc... It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:01 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)
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Crockett won Obama levels of the black vote in the primary against Talarico.
When there's a clear racial preference in a Democrat primary, and the black choice loses, black turnout goes down in the general election.
It won't be complete collapse. The black vote won't go from 13% to 2% in Texas. But it will go from 13% to 12%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Y8DZL)
I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (eRlcH)
Did you remember to feed the dogs???
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (2ap+5)
·
Sep 16
>>EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!
>>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)
For whatever reason, our people are not being polled. I'm just offering plausible suggestions as to why. But your point stands and I totally agree with it.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (XOmY9)
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I just don't think it's a lack of interest in politics.
Our committed partisans who obsess over politics are as numerous as theirs.
The 24/7/365 news environment is just a place where there's always going to be enough people on every side of the aisle to answer polls, to fill out the 300-400 responses a polling firm needs to cover our side.
We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: gp
My mom.
She wouldn't want the job, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (zWqu+)
Posted by: 5Cats at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (G1Bav)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (5C90x)
I *want* the democrats to waste their money asking me to give them some.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (POm5P)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iLKq8)
I've noticed when public schools get more money, administrator costs go up and little of that money goes to classrooms.
Besides, they've done an awful job with what they have been given.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Zzk8n)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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Well now you've given me a project to muck about with in Claude for the next few hours!
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Eng1Z)
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I know God wins in the end.
But the Book of Revelation was written for a reason.
A lot of things in that book makes a whole lotta sense when viewed through the lens of technology.
No one buys or sells unless they have the mark can only happen when the world is so interconnected, that there is no privacy whatsoever, unless you go totally off grid, and even then, one risks being found.
IMHO, AI development kinda has to happen.
But it's a tool, and though S'tan's peeps are suing it for ill, it can also be used to spread the Gospel, thus ultimately saving lives.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iLKq
__
oh
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: 5Cats at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (G1Bav)
Oh, the Old Testament??? That’s so icky!!! They were SO MEAN back then!!
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (Gqar8)
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Agreed.
What do you think of NH and MN? Those are the only two that I think might be interesting. OH is going to be difficult but the others I think are pretty well cooked.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Have you started day-drinking yet?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gp
Last one I knew, I buried at the end of '16.
Nothing's been right since, but that's likely unrelated.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (DBEh4)
Snort.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)
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Agreed.
What do you think of NH and MN? Those are the only two that I think might be interesting. OH is going to be difficult but the others I think are pretty well cooked.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XOmY9)
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I dunno. Polling seems hopeful, but polling...spit.
MN seems to be getting dragged down because of the Somali fraud stench which seems to be over the party, so we'll see.
And NH has been always a bridesmaid and never a bride at the federal level for the GOP for a while now.
The GOP's spending advantage is allowing them to put decent money into the cheaper markets there which should coincide with some GOTV efforts. So, we'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (RtL9D)
Did you remember to feed the dogs???
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
_________
They were taken care of at 9:00 and have free feeding during the day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM
Perhaps plan a grand entrance into the Café?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (DBEh4)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)
hmm
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (viF8m)
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Like I said at #129
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)
Something I've contemplated over more than a few cigars. I concluded that we leave behind everything not of God when we pass, including the pain caused by others. We are made into new beings. Because God is love, we readily recognize and remember those who loved us in our previous life. Everyone else is just another member of the Choir Eternal..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)
He can't be President. He couldn't accomplish anything meaningful in Congress. Better he continues where he is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)
Thomas Sowell, maybe.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)
And there was much rejoicing
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)
And there was much rejoicing
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar
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Why?
Did they eat his minstrels?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Reptile Magnetism Wins The Day at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (+fpfy)
She must beware the Ticks.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar8)
DDG Search Assist
Jasmine Crockett received 87% of the Black vote in the Democratic primary against James Talarico
- > going back for Paxton
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM
{{{{{{{{{SMH}}}}}}}}}
It's good to have you around!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Reptile Magnetism Wins The Day at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)
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Heh.
The NC campaign kicked off in high gear last night with Trump doing a rally in the state with Whatley.
I've seen majority negative Cooper ads so far (and exclusively anti-Cooper mailers despite me being a registered Independent and Dolley being a registered Democrat in the state).
But, the real kickoff was last night, alongside news over the last week of PACs and other groups throwing in some solid money into the state pro-Whatley and con-Cooper.
Cooper himself is saying it's a 1-3 point race.
Should be interestin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (RtL9D)
Besides, they've done an awful job with what they have been given.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Zzk8n)
I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)
Oh my multigendered God I love trans children so much, so much, SOOOOOO MUUUUCH NNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
Posted by: James Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)
Was in an experimental system in junior high, programmed learning. Student goes through material at his/her own pace, takes a 'quiz' at the end of a lesson, a 'test' at the end of a chapter. In algebra, about 6 weeks into the term, one of the teachers who was supposed to be 'just answering questions' gathered the ones who hadn't got far enough and put them into a standard classroom. She added more as time went by and about 40% of the class was sitting in front of her by the end of the school year. The district ended the experiment the next year.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (oUMhY)
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Fingers crossed!
It would entertain me greatly if the GOP held onto NC and picked off some number of MI, GA, NH, and MN.
No one is really investing in GA on the GOP side for senate now, but that may be because the GOP candidate for governor is spending $90 million of his own money on his own race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (CtB0/)
As a result, the Swedish Bikini Team will become the Swedish Burka Team.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:14 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar
Only evildoers need beware the Tick, chum!
Posted by: The Tick, nigh invulnerable at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (TbWk/)
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John Cornyn received about 8% of the Black vote in the 2020 Texas Republican Senate primary, according to exit-poll estimates. Exit polls are sample-based, so the figure should be treated as an estimate rather than an official vote count.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Bulg
Outside the Eye-opener, mid-morning Bloody Mary, Silver Bullet Lunch and 3PM Happy Hour, this is a bad idea.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Y8DZL)
>>EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!
>>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."
It's no $5000 but it's a start.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)
As a result, the Swedish Bikini Team will become the Swedish Burka Team.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
You really think the goats would stand still long enough for that?
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (3MCWg)
Because Donald Trump IS a moderate Democrat.
As per the current left Clinton era policies or hell Obama era policies are now "far right wing extremism"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM
Several years ago, the Katy ISD bond issue to fund their new stadium failed. So, they built it anyway. Right next to the old stadium.
I found that instructive. Priorities, you know.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (bXODF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (3MCWg)
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And he's Jewish.
Dude doesn't have a dream of coming in 12th in the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (RtL9D)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:18 PM (iLKq8)
"I can only be in one place at a time."
I always mess up on the 'can you be in two places at once' interview question. I know they want 'yes,' but I can't figure out a credible followup to 'good, how would you do it?'
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (Jr5Lq)
Government at every level is wildly overfunded.
My metric is if your state has the funds for a squirrel killing assualt team you could knock your state budget by 90% with no impact visible to normies, I guess outside of their pets not getting murdered.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IfYAC)
Arizona.
Myself and multiple co-workers have been trying to find employment elsewhere with no luck.
I have applied for jobs I am definitely qualified for and never even received a "piss off" response.
I'm hearing a lot of it in general here.
Also noticed the wages being offered are down
People seemed to think Trump would magically restore food prices, gas, etc. to what they were before Biden sent them into orbit.
That it hasn't happened will cause a loss in support from the LIVs.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (Zzk8n)
Our local ISD is going to put some bonds on the ballot this year, mostly to give teachers and staff a salary increase. Our test scores are median, at best, but we want the 'best' teachers, don'cha know?
I know a couple of substitute teachers. Their stories are wild. Home-schooling is the way to go, unfortunately.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (0sNs1)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (iLKq8)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (iLKq8)
Honestly this is the reverse of the direction we should go.
Teaching should be mostly an end of career type job for people with expertise in their field.
I was a chemistry teacher who is a 30 year industry vet who wants to semi-retire. Not a 25 year old with a masters of Ed who has only learned anything about chemistry from binge watching Breaking Bad.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Average America at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (TBtE9)
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The same in NC. The last election, less than 1/2 of voters were NC natives. It's a cancer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)
In other words, wear a US Patriot and Jooo-tolerant skin suit for the next 50 days!
The DNC Top Commanders must be astounded and frantic their commands to Hard-Leftists are not automatically obeyed. "All these commie anti-Joos wearing Democrat Party skin suits are not team players! Unpossible! We could muzzle anyone on the Left anytime we wanted! No longer. Waaaaah!"
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (jO4mz)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
His First Lesson
Frederic Remington
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)
Posted by: George Costanza at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)
got my attention...
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)
I'll bet you don't get up on him though.
Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (lbCXT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)
mos def would hang
good selection, CBD
you can knock off early today if you want
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Louise Massey and the Westerners at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2Xqig)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (vyGik)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (zWqu+)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (/+uur)
Great Art. Love the shadow line.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (fcRnL)
Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Don't Mind The Imitation Maple Syrup Stains at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (Fn+3X)
Man: Really? But, it's a little bit slow out there. It rained last night.
Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder.
Man: His father was a mudder?
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Man: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I just say?
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Xqig)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Ethel the Singing Horse at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)
If you do, however, you will remember it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (o36GC)
Posted by: dantesed
We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back, and away I did ride
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Jockeying For Position at September 17, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)
Expect unbridled punning!
Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM
They're manely stable now.
Posted by: Oh, no... at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)
(in much the same way that a brick doesn't)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: dantesed
We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)
48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble
We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!
Posted by: Lizzy
Rein in the jollity.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)
Can't expect the pretty horse art to last furlong. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Or is it chomping? at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ring The Mental Health Bell! at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)
Frederic Remington
************
Espinoza - a limerick
There once was a cowpoke named Fife
Who learned lots of lessons in life.
The first one, of course:
"When mounting a horse,
Don't do it like mounting your wife!"
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Roy Rogers at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (bNf8H)
Posted by: red speck
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somebody was the first guy to eat bull testicles
what was the thought process on that
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (rOKnE)
I don't get it
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM
LOL.
*golfclap*
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)
The Trooper and His Mare
Price realised
USD 1,397,000
Estimate
USD 600,000 – USD 800,000
Closed:
20 Jan 2026
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Jagger/Richards at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (GNqmQ)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)
"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)
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Yep. Looks like Mr. Ed has the right one cocked and loaded.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Casual observer at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: red speck
Those wacky Indo-Europeans...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM
Stay on the straight and narrow.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (P6lWH)
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM (Toos7)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)
(Wait for it...)
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)
(Wait for it...)
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM
*slow clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (zWqu+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)
Facts are hard to deny......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)
(Wait for it...)
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon
Wow. Well done.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (zWqu+)
Posted by: Francis The Talking Mule at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)
The Good Old Days, right?
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (Gqar8)
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That's an All-American hash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
**********
"She turned me into a Knute!"
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (I0N4X)
Frederic Remington
Love Remington's body of work. Would hang today's art selection.
A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (zWqu+)
Posted by: red speck
Those wacky Indo-Europeans...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)
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Humans were hunting and eating horses long before they started riding them. Whichever culture first domesticated horses for hauling and transportation ( I wonder which came first?), that culture had a surfeit of available protein.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM
I'm on a different network. We'll see what happens next week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (5C90x)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)
"Hold my beer" has probably contributed to a lot of advancements in civilization. As well as entrants for the Darwin Awards. Ones we will never know about!
I still marvel that someone might have stored milk in the stomach of a goat millennia ago, saw it became curds and whey, and was like yeah let's eat that and see what happens.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Toos7)
The Horde is on fire today!
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
I saw that - that was the total cash value, not just the take from Kelce - but still... LOL.
I wish I had the connections to finance a Ponzi scheme.
Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.
The whole time, live modestly, and at least apparently work long hours.
No luxury apartments or extravagant parties, except for wooing clients, in an official business context.
Offshore *every last penny of the stolen proceeds.*
Set a reasonable goal, say $75-100m, then ghost everyone and flee the country when you hit it, or the heat is on, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black
Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record
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Helluva century they chose to lived through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: L
Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: AOC at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Girth Brooks at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)
French fries and I got lots of gas
Full moon and a jumpin' tune
Now you don't have to ask
Sure enough, they'll be sellin' you stuff
When the moon begins to rise...
Posted by: Crazy Horse at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Bulg
😏 In theme, it counts.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: The stableman's daughter at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat
What guys'll do for p***y...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)
“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)
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Helluva century they chose to lived through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________
There's a wistful anime movie in that somewhere.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
Celebs do dumb things every day.
I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out. Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad. But he can't exactly work remote for training. I wonder if she's going to push for him to retire, which if he lost $35M he might not want to. Or transfer to a team in LA or NY.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (Toos7)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Ben Had
Buck Brannaman.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Za/mt)
That's not how it works.
Can't wait for her at age 45'ish r=deciding she's ready for kids, hiring a surrogate. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)
Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)
I do wonder if the title refers to the horse, the smaller (younger?) figure by his side, or both. In any case, the viewer is left with the impression that action will follow soon.
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (yTvNw)
Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna
Her manager.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Melding Threads at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Tuna
**********
Patrick Mahomes
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: R. Crumb at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
If she were a male, she'd already be on Death Row.
John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.
The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.
He was executed in Texas in 2018.
*************************************************
A South Carolina jury needed two hours to send Timothy Ray Jones Jr. to death row after he strangled his five children.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: cmeat
What guys'll do for p***y...
Posted by: Bulg
Umefufu.
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (zWqu+)
Posted by: LizLem
Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)
436 I will forever despise and never forget those who pulled down statues.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: LizLem
Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.
Posted by: Bulg
Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (wkREs)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)
Cardi B had a career, before rapping about wet female parts, as a ho drugging and then robbing her clients... yaaas kween get that bread!
Sydney Sweeney being a model and not hurting anyone... worst woman ever!
And I can't even with them being more enraged at her than the Clancy woman. Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)
Photo reveals the impacting object was obviously a big paintball.
https://tinyurl.com/y8hzm2ve
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens
Camp Town ladies sing this song
Doo dah, doo dah...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Za/mt)
Hope y’all have a lovely day. This is certainly a great start!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 10:21 AM (2Jo7a)
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (2OBCo)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Boss Moss
*********
Same as those hoss-style Indians...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:24 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM
Percy: Then there's the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!
Prince Edmund: And what do they do?
Percy: They jump, my lord. A lot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (P6lWH)
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (xJpuh)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)
Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar8)
Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar
So a day that ends in Y
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: It's me donna
Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)
If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains, they'd be hanging the Paramount Studios fleeing CA, with its like $22B in lost revenue fleeing too, squarely at the feet of Newsome and the CA democrats. Their policies caused this!
That, plus the union strike they had right after Hollywood was still recovering from COVID, plus woke DSA politics, plus ballot fraud.
What big company has to flee CA to finally wake the politicians up that they are the problem?
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (Toos7)
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)
LOL!!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:28 AM (0CU3H)
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (Toos7)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (5ls6b)
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)
That is the result of 100 years of feminism. It is the total destruction of "Woman," and subsuming the idea into a mess of post-modern nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (k5CNB)
"You dumb bastard! Don't look me in the
the mouth! I'm a gift. Don't look me in the mouth!!!!"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (uCJSi)
Posted by: PabloD
There was a big Rodeo there last week. Don't want to know what went on behind the barn.
Posted by: Bareback Bobby at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (IfYAC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)
When she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:32 AM (1z8ji)
Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:34 AM (aJQbY)
Yep, Sydney Sweeney VS The Wine Mom Murderettes
Provides such a clear contrast,
Libtard Women
Crazy Is Just A State of Mind!!!!!!!!'
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (uCJSi)
Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)
The first wave, the Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony era, was not toxic. They were both fiercely pro life and pro baby, and wanted women to get the vote so they could PROTECT and have a say in their kids' lives. They would be slapping all the modern pro choice women silly right about now. The idea of a woman not protecting babies would be anathema to them.
Ok, I'm really off now! No more getting distracted. But always happy to be distracted by you, CBD!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (Toos7)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 10:39 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Waving Bye-Bye! at September 17, 2026 10:40 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (zWqu+)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM
You had to hoof it over here early to catch them live.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (0sNs1)
Is an old Caballo, a Strawberry Roan
His legs are all spavined, he's got pigeon toes
Little pig eyes and a big Roman nose
Little pin ears that touched at the tip
A big 44 brand was on his left hip
U-necked and old with a long, lower jaw
I could see with one eye, he's a regular outlaw
--Curley Fletcher, 1915, and yep there's a naughty version
For a glorious moment I thought it was Pretty Horsey week,
but it turns out to be Early Death from Appendicitis Days.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:43 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/
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Or me!
Posted by: Mistaken blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 10:48 AM (BI5O2)
>>If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains...
There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.
They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.
The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)
Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)
Bought any bales of hay lately?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)
Tell it to figure out a scheme to scam Somalians.
For all their Simoleons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (1z8ji)
Beef don't come down, they'll all be et.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:53 AM (zdLoL)
The new hotness: high price of beef and petroleum distillates.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (Jr5Lq)
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.
Posted by: RandomDave
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The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (XvL8K)
They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.
The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)
Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.
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This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically impecunious, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)
🤠
Posted by: mindful webworker - hyah! at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (XAUvQ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM
Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)
Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)
It is a numbers game, it is always a numbers game. And fraud.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)
I got enough pasture for a horse.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (xJpuh)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)
Learnt me a new word today. Thank you!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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And no offense to the 'ettes, but I bet it's 99% female doing that. And 1% ghey.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: High noon at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (4S4Pm)
Posted by: Bob at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (8fcNE)
The Morning Report — 9/ 17 /26
If you needed another reminder why this year’s midterm elections are so important, Barack Hussein Obama II is back to make the case: Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage. . . Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it. This is what disciples of Big Government do: They write laws, rules, and regulations that give preferred companies monopoly power within a given industry, and in return, the corporate beneficiaries of these unfair privileges do Big Government’s bidding. This is the leftist, globalist, crony-capitalist model of governance throughout the West. First, governments conjure a problem that can be used to scare the public. Then their partners in the corporate news media hammer that problem until the public demands government action. Finally, governments propose new laws that infringe upon the public’s freedoms while allocating new powers to the fearmongering governments. Scaring people until they beg for more government is how authoritarianism and totalitarianism take hold.On a separate note, and speaking of the midterm elections, I give you the madness that is the Democrat Left.
Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender' . . . William Lawrence, the far-left Democrat nominee for a competitive House race in Michigan, called for "abolishing the institution of marriage," arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state," video footage obtained by the Washington Free Beacon shows.Yeah makes total sense, and from that abortion we go to the utterly repulsive on every level...
Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world, despite saying in the past that abortion is “a huge part of who I am.”My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!! Dunham is so out of the public eye that my thought was that she would only have the baby so as to arrange a live television event on inbred beady-eyed mouth breathing banjo boy Scarborough and concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov's Morning Joke wherein she could take advantage of Lindsay Clancy's notoriety and love affair/near beatification from Leftists and she could boost her career by strangling the infant to death a la Clancy with her bare hands, followed by the regular Al sharpton railing against diamond merchants and white interlopers! That's show biz, baby. And with that bit of insanity and depravity I bid you all to have a good day.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- Victor Davis Hanson: The Iran war could reshape the midterms as Democrats, Iran’s regime, dissidents, and Kurdish rebels weigh the political and military stakes of the next 50 days.
Iran, the Midterms, and October Surprises
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- Analysis of the modern American leftwing power network continues.
The Democrat Party and Its Supporters Are a Hive, Part Two
- In a notice of claim, obtained by The Federalist, Kirk’s family accuses Utah Valley University of failing to protect the slain conservative icon.
Notice: ‘A Series Of Stunning Failures’ Left Charlie Kirk A Target For Assassination
- Lena Afridi, who makes $185,000 a year at City Hall, is also an editor at Pinko magazine, ‘a collective for thinking gay communism
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Taps ‘Gay Communist’ for Senior Government Role: New Adviser Called for ‘Abolition of Police’ and ‘Undoing Capitalism,’ Condemned Gandhi as ‘Anti-Black Misogynist’’
- The Michigan Democrat denounced 'the Pink Ribbon Lobby' in essay published during Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Abdul El-Sayed Railed Against 'Disturbing' Funding for Breast Cancer Research, Said Disease Affects People With 'Social Power and Privilege' "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - This represents a major achievement for the Trump administration, which has put border enforcement and immigration control at the forefront of its policy program. The data draws a sharp contrast with the Biden government, which was widely criticized for its failure to curb illegal crossings of the U.S.-Mexico border.
Trump Hits 16-Month Streak of Zero Border Releases.
- “...and it’s absolutely ridiculous that these folks are being rounded up because they’re hardworking people,” Shoffner said on Free Arkansas with host Andy McNeill. “They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner: ‘We’d Trade Five Americans’ for One ‘Undocumented Immigrant’
- Gomez had a criminal warrant for his arrest after having been charged with failure to register as a sex offender and illegal re-entry.
ICE Arrests Previously Deported Illegal Alien Sex Offender in Philadelphia THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - “We urge all parties to take effective measures to reopen the Strait of Hormuz at an early date,” said Wang, according to the Chinese Foreign Ministry.
China Pressures Iran to Open Strait of Hormuz as Foreign Minister Visits Beijing
- The attacks threaten to further disrupt global oil supplies by damaging a major Saudi export route that provides an alternative to the Strait of Hormuz, potentially adding upward pressure to crude prices and energy costs worldwide. Continued Houthi attacks on Saudi infrastructure and Red Sea shipping could also deepen regional instability and increase risks to global trade and energy security.
Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.
- The talks highlight the Trump administration’s effort to prevent the conflict between Saudi Arabia and the Houthis from disrupting one of the world’s most important maritime chokepoints, while avoiding a broader U.S. military commitment in Yemen. Keeping the Bab al-Mandeb Strait open could help protect global shipping and energy supplies, but renewed Houthi attacks or a collapse of the U.S.-Houthi ceasefire could increase regional instability and pressure Washington to become more directly involved.
Trump Admin Negotiating With the Houthis to Keep Red Sea Open. ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY - “If things go the way they should, Syria will take part, Lebanon will take part, and it’s going to be a third world war.”
‘Louisiana Man’ Accused of Taking Part in Oct. 7 Attack Joked About Massacre, Mocked Victims on Phone THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - We were told Somalis needed to come to the United States to flee Said Barre. But we didn't differentiate between victims and perpetrators
A Somali War Criminal’s Kids Are In The U.S. — And Linked To Fraud Scheme
- 3 Afghans, 2 Somalis, 5 Syrians, and an Iraqi. (walk into a bar, and blow it up! - jjs)
3 Mohammeds Charged w/Day Care Fraud in San Diego DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - David Harsanyi: Which should we spend more money on?
Welfare & Bombs
- The city this week paid that much to settle a lawsuit over the illegal seizure of residential units in 2018, yet Mamdani aims to amp up that de Blasio-era practice of grabbing private property from “bad actors” to turn it over to “responsible” nonprofits.
$60 million NYC housing-seizure debacle doesn’t deter Mamdani’s geniuses FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - Lawyers press for disclosure of records, citing 'sustained editorial failure'
New York Times Owns Up to Two Israel-Related ‘Editing Errors’ in Two Days* * * * * - The opposition comes as President Donald Trump’s administration has made expanding American AI infrastructure a national priority. Trump signed an executive order in July 2025 directing federal agencies to accelerate permitting for qualifying data center projects and identifying potential financial support including loans, grants and tax incentives.
House Democrats Target Data Center Tax Breaks as Trump Pushes AI Expansion
- When Obama tells you to be afraid, he wants something from you.
Blowhard Obama Is Back to Stoke AI Fears 9/11/01 25 years on - The response to the attack was to teach too many Americans to hate their own country—a country that does not deserve this hatred.
The Terrorists’ Real Victory Wasn’t The Towers; It Was Much Worse
- The consequences of this smoke may be just as lethal as the consequences of the smoke from the collapsing buildings.
The Smoke of September 11
- Does “Operation Bojinka” ring a bell?
The Mysterious 9/11 Apology By Condoleezza Rice
- The long-delayed trial could provide new evidence and testimony about who was responsible for the Lockerbie bombing and the broader Libyan role in the attack. A conviction could also mark a significant development in the decades-long effort to establish accountability for the 270 deaths, while potentially shedding further light on disputed aspects of the case.
Suspected Lockerbie Bomber to Stand Trial 38 Years After Pan Am Attack Killed 270. WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Sometimes government indifference is just as dangerous as government overreach.
The Nonexistent Government Office That Enables Algeria to Persecute Christians TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH - We don’t know if the FBI questioned the donor to establish a motive for such largesse. It could be simple compassion for the Crooks family — but there could be a sinister reason.
Miranda Devine: Trump was nearly assassinated more than 2 years ago. We deserve the truth THE ECONOMY, STUPID - The unanimous decision brings the federal funds rate to a range between 3.75 percent and 4.0 percent.
Unanimous Federal Reserve Hikes Interest Rates for First Time in 3 Years
- Trump’s remarks highlight a sharp contrast with the Federal Reserve’s current monetary policy, which aims to combat inflation by raising rates. His call for drastic rate cuts underscores his belief that lower interest rates could further stimulate economic growth and reduce trade deficits with other countries.
Trump Demands Major Interest Rate Cut Following Fed Hike. CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - The judge said Krasner and another might have obstructed justice and possibly committed other crimes.
Judge Refers Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner for Criminal Investigation
- Marcel said Desronvil was "very well spoken, very nice, very kind" with him on the phone, and noted that he is a conservative Catholic.
Lone Holdout Juror Revealed to be Black Republican, Conservative Catholic in Interview With YouTuber After Being Doxxed By Media EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - The top-performing states were overwhelmingly conservative and had less politically powerful unions — of the 23 top-performing states, 13 were Republican majority and just 4 were Democratic hubs, according to the New York Post.
Study: Students Show Lower Literacy in Blue States With Strong Teachers’ Unions
- The state fails to measure what works, apply the evidence in the classroom, or hold its leaders accountable.
Why New York’s Massive Education Spending Achieves Only Mediocre Results THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - The operative: “If I was a Republican, I would be pissed. I would be like, ‘That’s shady as f**k.'”
Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS - Under questioning from Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley, Patel also confirmed … that members of Round River misclassified documents to conceal evidence of Biden family corruption.
Sen. Grassley Vindicated Thrice-Fold On Alleged Scheme To Hinder Biden Family Investigation POLITICS - Outside of some unforeseen event, JD Vance will be the 2028 Republican nominee. The fact that people still underestimate this guy is both puzzling and good news. We want him underestimated.
Poll — Vance and Harris Lead Respective Parties in 2028 Presidential Race
- “I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to Seek a Second Term
- This week, we are all Chuck Grassley in our souls.
Congress Always Sucks, But The Histrionics Are About To Explode Like A High School Theater Festival FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - China has documented a dramatic decline in its birth rate over the past decade, defying the government’s decision to do away with the Mao Zedong-era “one-child policy” in 2015 and ultimately allowing families up to three children before forced government abortions and sterilization.
China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
- China understands that its national power depends as much on its ability to innovate and build at scale as it does on traditional military power. America needs to understand the same.
The 50-State Strategy for America’s Competition with China HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - The report, produced by The Wellness Company’s Chief Medical Board together with the McCullough Foundation, followed 197 cancer patients who received the company’s U.S.-compounded formulation: 25 mg of Ivermectin paired with 250 mg of Mebendazole.
Ivermectin + Mebendazole: Groundbreaking Study Reports 84.4% Clinical Benefit Rate in Cancer Patients
- “We are concerned that the proposed regulation places schools in an untenable position between parents and public health authorities.”
Does Josh Shapiro’s Radical Health Code Go Too Far? A Leading Education Group Thinks So. ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - The star, about 450 light years away, is itself thought to be very young, only about a million years old. That this exoplanet not only formed in that short time but was also able to create the gap in the debris disk is significant, and forces a rethinking of the present very preliminary models describing the formation of solar systems in young stars. It was generally thought previously that it took longer to form such Jupiter-sized planets as well as the gaps.
Archival imagery confirms existence of very young exoplanet
- As always, this is a fight over pork...Note however that the present boom in the space industry occurred without such a government academy. Moreover the success or failure of this space boom will happen whether or not this government institute is formed.
Multiple states submitting bids to get NASA’s proposed Space Academy FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender'
EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'
- The collapse of the most corrosive ideology known to man – and woman – has begun.
Feminism is Imploding CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Sweeney’s real offense is not that she posed provocatively. It is that she will not apologize for who she is, conform to the Left’s expectations, or allow its outrage machine to dictate her choices.
Sydney Sweeney’s Provocative Sports-Betting Ad Sends the Left Into Another Meltdown
- Christian Toto: Far-Left outlets rage against DailyWire+ original (but praised THIS film)
The War on ‘Run Hide Fight: Infidels’ Begins (As Expected)
- It's not just Trump.
Who’s Renaming Everything on the Map?
- Plans to emulate Lindsay Clancy and strangle infant on first birthday live on MSNOW! - jjs
Lena Dunham Welcomes 1st Baby Decade After Saying I ‘Haven’t Had an Abortion, But I Wish I Had’
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)
JJS is here
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)
"And the songs they sing while they work the plantation is so uplifting!"
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)
Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (IfYAC)
Can we trade Hallie Shoffner for someone useful?
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (IfYAC)
According To Nicole (Toronto YouTuber) has an interesting personal experience with AI takeover. Her filming set was hijacked.
https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8
Posted by: Quarter Twenty, who rarely willows at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"
Me too. Next to the black light poster of Shangrila.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (MWfyi)
Then why did Sodomites who categorically reject the Biblical model of marriage want to be married?
All of these arguments are retarded and lies. Marriage has been an institution that has been enjoyed by all cultures since the beginning of recorded history.
The "separation of church and state" was just as invented as the "right to abortion". Up until this new invention was eisegeted into the Constitution, there was prayer in schools, Bible reading in public classrooms, ten commandments in public buildings like schools and court houses, and worshipful banners in the public square during Christmas and Good Friday/Easter. No one had a problem with it under the Constitution. Then the Leftists decided to evict God
And now the "separation of church and state" has been crushed under the integration of Islam into our government, plus Climate Cultism, Feminism and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government.
Every religion is part of the State EXCEPT the one religion the United States was founded on.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (/TiS1)
'I have a list of 5 Democrat office holders that I will trade for 15 South African farmers.
But not 15 North Koreans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)
Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Recycling at September 17, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to Seek a Second Term
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That's some funny $h!t right there.
Posted by: Molly k. at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (j/yko)
Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)
There are probably dozens of groups doing this, this guy just got caught.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (I43vL)
Found in the penumbra and emanation clause.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (lXoJ5)
>>Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it.
Yeah, we saw how je and the FBI abused the NSA FISA dbs to deep-dive on political enemies, and when that was shut down, he abused the FISA court with a manufactured Russia collusion hoax..
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)
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Regulate, we must regulate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RJBgA)
Um, how?
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected.
Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (rOKnE)
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Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it.
I'm feeling like there are a lot of forces working in tandem to make the Rs lose the House...at the very least. Thereby cutting Trump's last 2 years off at the knees.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (77rzZ)
If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)
Things go a little bit sideways, and things are gonna be Biblical.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wzze2)
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Yellow man speak with forked tongue. He give Iran aid, sustenance and weapons of war then say open canal. What does he want, really?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (pfXMo)
>>Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it.
Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point.
What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.
That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.
One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)
I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work.
This afternoon I have an interview.
Sometime in the next few days, possibly a different interview.
Still waiting to hear back from my best 'in progress' prospects
Lord Jesus, let the right job come through, let the wrong ones politely decline (and inform me of such), and let it be soon!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (aJQbY)
The Red Sea stoppage has to hurt. The Chinese have a large strategic oil reserve. But that is finite, and not being refilled.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
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"Investing in people..."
What nonsensical pablum that means nothing. I'm sure that dumb, reckless boob will be easily reelected. Or "reelected." Either way leaves him in office to continue sinking the ship.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)
That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.
One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.
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ITA, Thomas. It has me very concerned. The window to November is closing very quickly.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (pfXMo)
Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you-
Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5)
Effective Altruism allows you to spend money on YOUR favored groups and at the same time denounce those with CLASS privilege.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Kittens! at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (ccf/V)
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Remember when Trump asked you to help out with Hormuz?
Freeze in the dark, bitches.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: FollyHerself at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (Ccqgk)
And she feels that she can represent well the people she clearly hates, despises and wishes to replace with turd-world illiterate slaves.
Notice, she doesn't give any care or thought to culture, civility, traditions, human flourishing, community—she purely focuses on the work output. This by a woman who is a stranger to labor and any meaningful work. The Demonic Party slave holders then and slave holders now.
With cheap energy, its pretty easy and far more productive to use machinery to perform the stoop labor this communist wants people to perform. But she wants to ban energy, productivity and prefers sipping a wine while the slaves toil out in the sugar cane fields.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (ccf/V)
Her show's attempt to de-stigmatize abortion contained the most viscerally offensive, yet unintentionally revealing, depictions of what ghouls these abortion activists are:
https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83
That poor kid!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)
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How To Discipline Students Without Leaving Marks
Staff Room Etiquette
Lining Up Intro & Advanced
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)
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If they tied him to a chair in front of a mirror allowing him to watch as he slowly bled out. Would that be a bad thing?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (vPv7/)
Italian giallo directors longingly looking at their 9mm Beretta, "Amica, we may create Naziploitation films but we ain't going to film that."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)
First demonize something, the call for the item to be regulated by the government for people's safety and welfare, then segregate or outright ban the item before getting John Morgan involved to sue the item's manufacturers for big dough, all the while the item remains legal so everyone involved makes money.
Posted by: Smoke Em If You Gots Em at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (P4iUb)
Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (ccf/V)
She hasn't a clue.
BTW - noticing NG prices dropping, too...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)
Sefton! For the love of all that's holy, man, put a bigger warning label on that!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (P6lWH)
"best people we know" - and I lay odds she doesn't speak Spanish and they don't speak English.
I can believe this statement because since she is morally on her back in the lowest parts of the gutter, even illegal alien rapists and murderers look good compared to her contemporaries in the Demonic Party.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)
>>>
Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you-
Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5)
Is that advice for the classroom or the Teachers Lounge? Both?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected.
Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy
That's cute. You want facts and details.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RJBgA)
Heh!
. . . and then Speak Truth To Power by reporting the results!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (rOKnE)
So this is the new based, conservative ethos, huh?
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (H8R4Z)
These Hollywood people need to be trebucheted into outer space.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (XV/Pl)
Give it a few years and the kid's lifeless body will be swinging from a rafter in the boat house.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (nAS9C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)
And it's pretty clear. Much of the anecdotal information seems to indicate many AI models "lean hard left."
The Democrats get any sort of power and they'll control at least some of the AI infrastructure. What they'll do with it is not hard to guess.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2Cry5)
https://tinyurl.com/3tm9fv63
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE VOTES OF THOSE 5 AMERICANS SHE'S SO DEARLY WANTS TO TRADE AWAY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (aKiSo)
That poor kid!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)
That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)
So, not actually "hers" at all. Whew.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (pfXMo)
It is interesting that when we cut means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs that average incomes increase and poverty goes down.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)
Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
I want to wake up
In a city that never sleeps
And find I'm a number one
Top of the list
King of the hill
In old New York
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)
When I saw Feminism is Imploding, all I could think was AWFLs screaming "we'll implode if we want , you patriarchal bastards"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ccf/V)
Anybody willing to shoot missiles at Mecca can’t be completely wrong. And it turns that the Houthi, whose armed forces are about 3% of a population
Of about 10 million, are on their own ground more powerful than the entire EU.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (tOqvK)
The Lena Dunham story horrifies me.
Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)
Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C)
But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8)
Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)
Much like the dog she once had, I'm hoping she realizes she's not fit to be a mother and gives the child a fighting chance by giving it away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Auspex
I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5)
Right?! It takes your breath away.
And we wonder how women can support Clancy, well look at what their media has been feeding them.
Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)
I look forward to the pics (similar to Pete Buttgigger's) of her in the hospital bed holding the young'n...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (pfXMo)
Remember, that same population humbled the Egyptian military in the '60s. They were poison gassed by Egypt for resisting.
That war is North Yemen is called the Egyptian Vietnam.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)
"I know, right?"
-- Dunham's gay activist sister, who was sexually abused by Dunham when they were kids
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)
I mean, she threw that out there as nonchalant as a fart joke at a watching party.
"We can't do that because I had an abortion yesterday. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)
Well, if the story out of the Netherlands is true...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (oUMhY)
NYT says the darndest things
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)
NYT says the darndest things
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)
They apologized for the glitch in the system, geez.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)
Has it been called a boy or girl yet? I would bet no.
Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ)
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I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?
We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)
The Monticello coal fired plant near Mt. Pleasant, Texas was shut down and disassembled during the Owebama administration in a deal made with then Governor Rick Perry.
The plant sat near multiple lignite deposits that was used to fuel the facility. At the time of shutdown, it was estimated that at current consumption rates, there was a minimum of 150 years of lignite available to the plant close enough to it where trains wouldn't need to be used for transport.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (wzze2)
Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
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You have to hand it to them for creativity. They want to lure young people to an informercial symposium on why they should vote for Talarico and hate all things Republican. It's mass indoctrination for young people who are so susceptible to it already. The only fault is I'm surprised they didn't also offer weed and pizza to attend the propaganda-fest.
I note that Talafreako is also pounding on Flock cameras, which hits all the right notes for the young skulls full of mush. I hope you all are right and that he will still get hammered in November.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
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They have good bumper music.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo)
Bishes still be cray, yo......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)
Raising rates means that we spend more interest on the debt. Since Congress won't cut spending, that means borrowing - or printing - more money in order to deal with it.
That is inflationary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf)
Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)
It could be that they're just covering for the zombie twins, Maxine and Mitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)
fuck you
then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)
The left has their agents doing their best to stir up a war on the right.
You thought the white supremacist/Nazi smear was dead?
Oh no, just rebranded:
Now we have Erick Erickson splashing a big "expose" of all these conservative organizations and churches that are being funded by Nazis and white supremacists.
Gee, wow--what a coincidence that is exactly the main line of attack of Osoff against Morris in GA.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5)
Sadly, the child is trans, as is required for the children of all celebrities.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)
I appreciate that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V)
Media is focused. Egg prices, anyone?
The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less.
It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices...
Almost.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope
Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)
The leftists seem to have a bit of Pol Pot in them. Or at least seem determined to prevent resource extraction or manufacturing of any kind. Under the guise of the “environment” no logging, mining, factories, etc. dependent on foreign nations for everything.
We don’t have to import Food. At least, not yet. I can’t think of any particular reason this can’t happen over time. Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too. They seem to hate that too, so why not.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (wzze2)
Thank goodness Republicans won't stoop to that level and are holding fast to traditional conservative values like expensive gas, foreign entanglements and total government surveillance.
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (H8R4Z)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (36x1j)
Spoiler alert: That's always been the goal, which started with gay marriage. At the time of the SSM push, advocates admitted that A) gays didn't want marriage, they were just the camel's nose under the tent in redefining marriage, and B) the goal was redefine it to cover any sort of relationship (siblings, friends, whatever) to the point that it lost all meaning.
The Beyond Marriage organization laid it all out in detail, but the site has since disappeared.
https://tinyurl.com/3372t7aw
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)
OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up!
---Sponge's Boss
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Does it matter? They went out in an orgy of votes and sent multiple bills to the Senate, none of which will be voted on. What, exactly, do you want them doing in DC. At least now, some of them will return to their districts and might get an earful from their constituents.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)
It is a fork attack on the Saudis by America.
The Saudi's turned down the Abraham Accords.
The Saudi's were told to do it yourself.
The new Saudi Defense pact with Pakistan and Turkey failed to help them.
Areas of the world most affected are the EU, with the Saudi's declaringforce majeure, and China. Also make US energy exports earn more money. Esp. natural gas as LPG>
The second best military in the region is Israel. If the Saudi's ask for military assistance from Israel, this is a US win.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)
>>That is inflationary.
Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary.
The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)
Really, wow, the guy who hailed the "Indian Century" coming to the US is bought-and-paid by Indians?
So we have in GA and TX, two red states, Democrat operatives are trying to drive up Democrat votes via their tried-and-true racial fearmongering and split conservatives less 60 days before the Election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Now with bonus fecal contamination!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX)
If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.
You might even say Mass. has actually already done that.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (36x1j)
A bit difficult to run a recent photo.
Just the other day, the FBI arrested a young guy in Butler County, same place Crooks tried to murder Trump, on weapons charges and charges he was planning a terrorist attack in support of ISIS.
Seems a bit coincidental.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (viF8m)
How hard can that be?
/
*remember during the o'bumble years when we'd get charming tales of some bubbly female who was turning their* building's roof into a "garden", as if 2,000 square feet could produce enough calories to feed...
*where they lived. Didn't own it, though. Whatever happened to those "gardens"?
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)
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End of the quarter is coming. Pay me!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)
It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices...
Almost.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)
Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade. Most people don't KNOW that California was a significant location for these refineries and Democrat policies made them mostly ILLEGAL to operate within the state.
Most people don't KNOW that we haven't built a new refinery for the better part of 50 years.
All issues are belong to Democrats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: The Grand Poof at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X)
Consequently it is like a land mine, when interest rates tick up it immediately requires an ever increasing amount of cash to service the interest payments on the debt.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (wzze2)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: The two Bobs at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)
>>That is inflationary.
Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary.
The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)
I was expecting a reference to flaming clown boners. (h/t to ace)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)
According to wiki, which I tend to believe in this case, the US is first, Russia, China, Australia, and India follow with, roughly, 2/3 the reserve of the US each.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)
For all the billions of dollars of military gear and training the SA military has spent... they're comical in their incompetence.
This is why there are talks with the Houthi's about the Red Sea and not the Saudi's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Cry5)
---Sponge's Boss
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf)
WOOT! #Winning!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)
They're triangles, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (aKiSo)
Huh. It's not been on The Daily Show, or TikTok...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)
Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (3Ope8)
@townhallcom
NEW: A House Judiciary report just dropped screenshots of ActBlue's internal Slack messages.
They show staff knowingly waved through foreign donations—using "verification" methods you won't believe. . .
This is unreal:
When ActBlue's own legal counsel Zain Ahmad tried to report this, IT deleted his messages in real time.
This one says "Please stop deleting my requests. You are violating the laws and policies of our company." Deleted 5 seconds later.
They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XOmY9)
You might even say Mass. has actually already done that.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
__________
Congregationalism was the established church in Massachusetts until 1833. But the first amendment was then grafted onto the states by the 14th.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XvL8K)
Calling All Anti-AItards!
Please read and digest this bit of wisdom from the HQ's Spiritual Godfather:
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to 'safety') by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
HL Mencken, written in 1921.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)
They're triangles, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Who do you truss?
Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)
How hard can that be?
"Not very: Reintroduce the wolves into Colorado's prime cattle ranching space!!"
-- Jared Polis
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. I bet it's a bit more than most people are spending on gas.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)
They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)
And yet not one person has been fined, arrested or hauled in front of a grand jury for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)
You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)
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They just want to visit each other in the hospital.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (kM43H)
You'll never know.
/zombie FDR
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (pfXMo)
Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V.
They did point out it got to $5.25 here after the Ukes got invaded.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)
"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house"
https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
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I would see nothing but opportunities.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Chrome Toaster Patriot at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)
What, exactly, is happening, runt?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)
Isaiah 9:7
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (K+75H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (UlNBK)
Posted by: Most people at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)
"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house"
https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3)
Why was there a port-o-potty at Nick Cage's house?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL)
>>Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
De Niro is quite literally a TDS eaten up lunatic.
If you asked exactly why he hates Trump, he more than likely wouldn't be able to explain why.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (XV/Pl)
Oh, hey, lookee here!
"VISIT TST
64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide."
https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...
"Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"
A scene never allowed again...
(the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)
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"F*ck you guys," they explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)
According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E)
34 from HackerNews (I'm not going to click on the article, because it sure looks like clickbait, but who knows):
28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue)
36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)
The title is clickbait, but the article could be legit. The space is full of weirdos. Apparently Dario Amodei at Anthropic proposed a bunch of his peeps from Effective Altruism for the fake-independent regulator that he wants pre-captured. That's the group Sam Bankman-Fried belonged to, who went to prison for fraud, but not before they were all screwing in a mansion in the Caribbean or something. Probably what it's referring to.
Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ke3zm)
I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?
We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much.
The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (tOqvK)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (2Cry5)
https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)
How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)
It's where I can watch MASH ... at 4 pm, right before dinner.
/Ammonia Hills Senior Living Center
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Never Driving North of NC Line at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (Fn+3X)
And it's part of the "magic dirt" theory that somehow, magically, everyone who sets foot on American soil becomes creedal, integrated, Americans; "just like my great, great granddaddy did when he came through Ellis Island!"
And those who believe a notion that was never fully true--and has been dead for well over 100 years--there's still this self-deception:
"Well, that person is doing things I like to do, and I'm a conservative--so they must be conservative too!"
Lefties also do outdoor stuff, manly stuff, sports and religion, you know.
90% of the kids in that photo Bo French posted are registered Democrats.
Every single one old enough in 2024 voted for Kamala. As did their parents.
And some conservatives are stupidly, "I just see American kids in cowboy hats enjoying American sports. Hur-dee-dur. What's the problem?"
It's like gazing upon a NEA rally, with Pali and Soviet flags, like it's a nostalgic Norman Rockwell painting.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (3cUTc)
Communism 101 Kill the family for the State
Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy
Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families
We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Communism 101 Kill the family for the State
Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy
Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families
We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)
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It's CHY-na.
Posted by: DJT at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (cWLG3)
It annoys me they were shoe horning their bs propaganda in even then, but man did those girls look good. Like bimbos like them would have the first clue who he was.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (kM43H)
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)
Yeah, it's a mindf^ck.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)
==
...by having its billionaires buy American surrogates ? we are on to you bishes!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (zWqu+)
They're triangles, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Who do you truss?
Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)
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Not a shingle one of them.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (mvZ2E)
The real reason the Republicans won the House back is because despite how useless many of them are the left is nucking futs and getting worse by the day and no amount of media whitewash can cover it up.
We all know the media is on the left and will whatever they can to sew anger on the right. They've only been doing this all our lives. Maybe we should stop listening to them and go win anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (viF8m)
Thanks. It is a good quote. H.L. Mencken had a lot of amusing and trenchant observations to make, but I ( as a horde member ) personally do not regard him as my "spiritual godfather."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (pfXMo)
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)
Exactly......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: runner
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Thanks to Massie pushing impeachment crap for Hegseth and others. They recessed one day early and had already passed a lot of legislation going nowhere in the Senate. Your ire should be directed at the Senate, not the House.
Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (E4rtv)
Rice’s apology about not seeing the nature of the danger is misplaced given the evidence that the preceding Clinton Administration failed to disclose the key facts to her.
=======================
Whether or not she has culpability, it is heartening to see a public official take some responsibility. I'm so used to the other kind, those who blame everyone else.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (aLYxy)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (pfXMo)
It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (17WQZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___________
A bit older than a toddler, but:
https://tinyurl.com/4fwdx9m5
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (XvL8K)
Or Trump may be hinting that after the midterms, regardless of who controls Congress, he will be free of electoral pressures and able to resume military operations to accelerate the theocracy’s ongoing economic ruin.
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Hanson's not listening. Trump said that directly. After the election it won't matter, he's not running again, he doesn't have to please anyone. Iran either gives it up or we're going to take it. Period.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (vPv7/)
Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...
"Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"
A scene never allowed again...
(the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)
End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)
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But not old enough to remember basic economics.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)
It is exhausting!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE)
I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?
We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much.
The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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They import 80-90 percent of their food. Easy peasey to stop that, then they starve.
Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (H8R4Z)
Huge push on social media almost overnight by vegans out of nowhere.
They won't answer "How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?"
"Every animal that lives on or below the ground dies to have your food plot planted. From plowing to planting to weeding to harvest.
Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone.
How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)
I was "self" employed for nearly 40 years. Wrote quarterly "estimated payments" for ....
Yeah, I get kinda more upset about guv spending than most.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (pfXMo)
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wanted to kill the mullahs rather than send them plane loads of cash.
Biden caused gas prices to rise because he wanted to force us all to buy golf carts. Gas prices are high now, temporarily, because Trump is finally doing what we wanted a president to do for 50 years, kill the terrorists trying to build nukes to kill us.
One of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx
No doubt. Educating and entertaining.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (zWqu+)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Mad Max at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___________
Had this debate with a pro-gun psychiatrist. I said 6 he said 8.
I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
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Heh
Posted by: The Gracchi brothers at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (aLYxy)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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He is old and shriveled nutz by now---his day has passed in movies except for cameos.
Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)
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They said Cultural Revolution 2.0 would be lit
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E)
The fact that they will output more than ever before does not negate the fact that we use more than they output.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
These jokes are heading for the gutters
Posted by: man
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the thread is on the eave of something weird
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)
It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that.
Posted by: Common Tater
I'm spending $720 a month in gas alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Za/mt)
There's not good info on that. Just a bunch of "estimates"
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (pfXMo)
Allowing for inflation, gas prices are cheaper than
under Biden or Owebama.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Thought it was 'Bubs', short for Beezelbub.
Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (E4rtv)
Would be interesting to know rate of fast growing tumors in populations that take Iver regularly for parasite prophylactic.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)
Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone.
- - - -
OK, now apply that to telling people to replace their lawns with astroturf to save the environment. You have to kill everything up to 5" below the surface before installing, and the fake lawn itself cannot sustain any of the animal and insect life your lawn did.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Your Handler
The Herman Munster Lift Shoes are too dangerous for the Aged Near Death.
Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)
Are you old enough to remember Democrats intentionally leveling the energy sector? The economy? The country?
You really should have just put this one under your new nic. I mean come on.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (H8R4Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)
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YES YOU CAN!
It's amazing with a little mascara and lip gloss can do.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (mvZ2E)
Reuters
@Reuters
US poverty rate dips to lowest on record, Census Bureau says https://reut.rs/4j68xR9
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (MWfyi)
Ironically, the two things most driving gas prices are Ukraine (which was done by Biden), and Iran (which was exacerbated by Biden when he gave them a fuckton of money), so we still could.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)
Many people do. It starts when children engage in anthropomorphism with their plush toys, and adults do the same with Coca Cola polar bears.
It is why dumbasses get their selves flung in the air when they try to pet wild bison or feed feral bears.
its an underdeveloped Theory of Mind where people construct a simplistic if not childish worldview and crudely apply the template capriciously over everything they encounter.
It reduces cognitive load not to have to think about things but let the emotional projection mechanism normalize all inputs into something easily harmless and disposable.
Consider it a First World problem where we can afford to stay in a permanent Condition White ignorant of everything because someone else will deal with the complications.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (PVBkQ)
And that's with less capacity - so now running w/o maintenence or downtime. Which means... higher costs.
Hey, let's ship more fuel to California! (record levels of shipments to the West Coast)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)
*break out in movie soundtrack*
On a clear day
you can see forever
Posted by: Babs Sermon on the Mons of Venus at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bub O'Casey, My Three sons at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)
And stupid people believed that shit. Don't be one of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (viF8m)
Trump could cut CAFE and EPA out of diesel
and I could have my HyLux, blown 4 banger
diesel.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE
I'm sorry. Do you live near there and can't avoid it or could you turn off any internet news related to it?
I did notice that on a recent visit to Whole Foods that the front checkouts have magazines on Witchcraft. Uggh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)
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When my grandma z"l passed we found 40 years of monthly ConEd bills, in order.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: La'Shondra at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)
"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
35m
🚨 JUST IN OVERNIGHT: The US House has DEPARTED DC until after the midterms, but Speaker Johnson says ALL members are on a 48-hour notice to rapidly return to DC if the Senate gets anything done
"700 bills are waiting in the Senate. The House has done its job. We're on a 48-hour notice to return as necessary. We're hopeful the Senate can send us bills of substance."
"The House has passed 70 bills THIS WEEK ALONE, 900 total this Congress!" 🔥
The House last night passed MULTIPLE major bills, including sanctions against Russia and Iran, along with codifying Donald Trump's national fraud enforcement division within the DOJ
@SpeakerJohnson
crushed it, also passing the SAVE America Act 4 TIMES
The Senate needs to follow suit!"
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: fd
I'm driving 800 miles a week for work.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)
They are building the first new ground up refinery in the US since the year JJ and I started college.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (AKptf)
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL)
"Invasion of the Brain Orange-ifier"
Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (pfXMo)
I don't.
Nor do I believe the Mullahs were about to get a nuke and destroy America.
Because I'm not a retardate.
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (H8R4Z)
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (Fn+3X)
Amazing, huh?
*waits for protests against oil. or something*
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (pfXMo)
Smithsonian Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JROD at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Hzv70)
But, but, but... the House isn't passing more bills that the Senate will ignore!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)
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Tell your doctor to adjust the Effexor
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (AKptf)
Yeah, it's a mindf^ck.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)
They believe Satan IS god. That he made God irrelevant.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (kM43H)
US poverty rate dips to lowest on record, Census Bureau says https://reut.rs/4j68xR9
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)
Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: rickb223"
That's a joke, son.
I'm probably spending $200-$300 more per month on fuel. The cost of diesel is what is really causing pain, now and later.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd
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Economic situation would be much graver if we were paying the money out to foreign countries for the oil. Internally, we pay more to ourselves--changes distribution of income but not wealth. Oil industry is getting a windfall and promptly investing that into new production which means jobs, investment, etc. Same with mfg.
Under the old rules where we imported a lot of oil, we paid out that money and foreigners in return bought our goods, ious, and/or both raising inflation a lot more by driving down the dollar.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Things went to hell after the left shut down the Salem Witch Trials.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (vPv7/)
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Except for fag marriage because that is holy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ndZc7)
"What is your favorite drag performer?"
you might be gay
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
Cause you're limited to a few quarts or so (in freedom units, not euroweenies).
Above that and the prices increase (IIRC)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (kM43H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)
We fought poverty and poverty won.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)
Texas Ford Dealers hardest.... oh, wait.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (pfXMo)
I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM
Depends. My buddy's girls had them down cold at 6.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (P6lWH)
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2
Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (viF8m)
EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'
If the Left really cared about the poor, they wouldn't advocate so many things that devastate the poor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
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Norman, coordinate!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Bots cannot hope to match our levels of spite.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
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***click, whir***
ROGER, ROGER!
***whir, click***
Posted by: Robosquirrel at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (AKptf)
- Generating new business? They're the government. They need less business.
- Improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that? All that requires legislation. Which the Senate isn't dealing with. Would you feel ever so much better if there 3 trillions bills for the Senate to ignore rather than just 700?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jaimo at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (2noDb)
"the median household income increased 2.6% to $87,460."
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For the most part, the reason that the margin has not moved is because of a) semi permanent welfare class, and b) importation of a bunch of poor welfare consumers/frauds from other lands which is a further disincentive for the welfare class to get jobs.
If you went back to 1960's, you would find that in that society, the elderly and the young were a big component of the poor at that time but not new immigrants because US immigration laws were restrictive. Generational welfare families were primarily only in the major urban areas.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (E4rtv)
JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
It will be a major disappointment to attend at last a TXMoMe and find out everyone else there is a bot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)
*break out in movie soundtrack*
On a clear day
you can see forever
Posted by: Babs Sermon on the Mons of Venus
People
People who need Satan
Are the luckiest people in the world!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)
"What is your favorite drag performer?"
The person asking really deserves a quick, vigorous and deliberate kick between the legs, maybe more for even asking the question—it assumes that the one being interviewed is knowledgeable and engaged enough in the drag culture to have personal standards, preferences and a mechanism for easily stratifying favorites.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (xE0sV)
In 1992, Dick Sargent and Liz Montgomery were co-grand marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within two years, both would be dead.
Posted by: They Got Smited? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)
Cornroe just up the road from me is working on a bid.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: JROD
Because goat dates are 40% of a weekly paycheck.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Za/mt)
Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.
Refrigerator by Microsoft.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
Patience, please!
I just need to install one more NVDIA card in my processor to understand your comment.
...Waiting
..Waiting
...Waiting
There! Done!
Now, your comment....
Don't worry about it.
...End Comment...
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (mvZ2E)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)
Sure we are. Also, let's force sellers to pay a tax on each barrel of domestic sales, but not on exports!
(yes, that's real. And it's that stupid. Your gov at work)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)
"What is your favorite drag performer?"
Big Daddy Don Garlits
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
It is the dude from Netflix who works exclusively with children dancers.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Murcow the Senator expressed her displeasure so at the very least, consider that she is upset because she planned to cram some shit into some House legislation and ram it through. Same with a defeated and retiring senators, they always try to shove more spending and donor servicing provisions into bills as a last f-u to the citizens.
Simply put, the Senate is the problem and Thune runs the Senate, thus, Thune and those supporting him in the R caucus are the problem.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (E4rtv)
Essentially everyone has gotten out of dodge and is f***** off till after the mid-terms.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (XV/Pl)
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2
Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Trump wants it in front of the cameras now.
Put all the evidence together as you go.
He said they have the evidence. They can dog and pony
while Joe was collating but Joe don't move that way.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Za/mt)
*BUZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Shirley Muldowney
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx
Sitting on my ass in the cool shade
I fought poverty and poverty won
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)
We fought poverty and poverty won.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)
Someone once said that there will be poor always. I wonder if they said anything else of note.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (+fpfy)
Cornroe"
That's funny right there. And it's just right up the road from me, too...
*that's all I need. More space cadets
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery
She was always upstaging her.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Braenyard
========
Massie was going to file impeachment vote for Hegseth. They already voted on Greene'
s motion.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (E4rtv)
Smithsonian Day.
Posted by: redridinghood
Heh, that hive of Leftism and DEI? Pfffft!
Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at September 17, 2026 09:04 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery
She was always upstaging her.
Posted by: Auspex
======
Broken heart syndrome after a loved one passes is a common enough phenomenon that the medical research has a name for it.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (E4rtv)
There are entire publications of naked sportswomen with painted on swimsuits.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (AKptf)
A 2% that is taken out of pocket every week. And that you are reminded of every day whenever you pass by a gas station with 4, 5 or 6 dollar gas.
Why do you think so many leftists hated the "I Did That!" Biden stickers on gas pumps?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (qRla/)
*calls up ATT for mor bandwidth*
Later, y'all...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (vPv7/)
And Masse's.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
well duh! thats a Day ended in Day
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)
https://tinyurl.com/mv6498r4
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
That is brilliant. And accurate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)
>>@PollTracker2024
>>(Axios) Hasan Piker on "The Axios Show": America worse than al-Qaeda "pound for pound"
>>Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
Massachusetts Dem gov defends decision to remove trans teen from Catholic parents over refusal to 'affirm' gender
The parents have also said that since the state took custody, DCF has attempted to put their daughter on birth control, take psychiatric drugs, house her in a boy’s dormitory, and deny her Sunday Mass.
https://tinyurl.com/mr3m477h
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
If God wanted to smite people I'm sure He could do it a lot faster than two years later. People die of cancer everyday and leave grieving relatives and friends behind despite whatever their views on politics are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (JrHfD)
Peter Max, Psychedelic Pop Art Icon of the 1960s, Dead at 88.
Outta Sight, man!!!
...Uh....
Sad, man. He's outta sight.
RIP
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)
Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.
Refrigerator by Microsoft.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
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Thought it was an analog problem when it was q digital problem. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Political analyst
Having an Emperor has it's good points. The key to it all is having the right on.
Aye, there's the rub.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (o36GC)
years ago, the "Poverty Threshold" was calculated based on the cost of economy food plan x 3.
Since then, like everything else the sloven government does, is multiply the Poverty Threshold by an Inflation Adjustment.
So an arbitrary number "cost of food" established years ago in the 1960s by the Social Security Administration (since we know the food supply chain, nor what is considered enough and what kind of food hasn't evolved one bit since then) is multiplied annually by yet another political and arbitrary number and this sausage making yields the benchmark for the Poverty Line.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:10 AM (nAS9C)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
something about a fool and his money
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (cWLG3)
a beautiful example of archaic calligraphy, currently on display in our nation's capitol.
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)
Good. Fuck him. I am sick and tired of roid-heads, thugs and jacked-up meatballs getting paid obscene amounts of money to play a kids' game.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Them's The Facts at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)
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Very few people get a 'paycheck' any more. Wages are handled by direct deposit and Average Taxpayer does not necessarily see withheld amounts -- even at tax time.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (rvoLC)
Posted by: SMOD
Word.
Taylor Swift probably makes that much per concert.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (iJfKG)
Peter Max, Psychedelic Pop Art Icon of the 1960s, Dead at 88.
Outta Sight, man!!!
...Uh....
Sad, man. He's outta sight.
RIP
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)
I would bet 90% of the Max art sold this millennium is FAKE.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner
========
Passing bills that go nowhere to show 'hardworking' doesn't mean much. Likewise almost all the legislation coming from the Senate is toxic bi-partisan stuff which means Democrat provisions and poison pills that Thune allows in them to get to 60.
Legislation is not like assembly line working as it fewer and better bills are more important than a slew of crappy ones. And the crappy ones are what get shoved out the door just before elections.
House needs to get out the door and start campaigning anyway to keep a GOP House rather than entertain stupid votes to bring the troops home from Iran, impeachment of Hegseth, and other pointless theatrics so that a few GOP members can join with Democrats on passing noxious look at me bills or worse, amnesty.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig
____
Takotsubo, or stress-induced cardiomyopathy. There's also catecholamine-induced arrhythmia, caused more by anxiety than sadness.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
something about a fool and his money
Posted by: r hennigantx
I chuckled.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (zWqu+)
a beautiful example of archaic calligraphy, currently on display in our nation's capitol.
Posted by: Don Black
Ah cain't read good. Specially cursive. No Book Thread for me.
Posted by: Down With Literacy! at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Fn+3X)
I died from The New Ice Age, Global Famine, Melting-Down Reactors in Nuclear Power Plants, AIDS, Peak Oil, the Ozone Hole, Ebola, Swine Flu, Listeria and e.Coli-tainted Foods, US Ran Out of Potable Water, Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Y2K, Global Climate Change/Warming/Heating, Oceans Boiling, No Net Neutrality, Federal Government Shutdowns Over Budget Disputes, COVID, Donald Trump (twice!), and dozens of causes of death I have mercifully forgotten.
I had to declare bankruptcy twice because of how much I spent on my own funerals coming so frequently at times!
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (cWLG3)
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ACKshually, 35MIL was the total that was scammed by the scammer
there were other dupes besides Kelce
although I bet this incident figured into the iron-clad pre-nup he doubtless had to sign
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (+fpfy)
Invest in a line conditioner. I have a high-tech Samsung frige that has been used for over fifteen years now sitting in the garage keeping the beverages, eggs, produce and meat cooled.
Its out in the garage because the ice maker was doing what ice makers do once past the warranty date .
Zero problems with the electronics with brown outs, black outs, storms, lightning strikes and normal line noise from appliances kicking on and off.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (xE0sV)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (AKptf)
So vote Democrat. I'm sure they'll get a lot of stuff through Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Political analyst
But when they vote you off the island, they really vote you off the island.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Them's The Facts at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Fn+3X)
Amazing that when Jehovahs Witness population exceeded 144k the number that get into Heaven was upped.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)
Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.
Refrigerator by Microsoft.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
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The Ice Blue Screen of Death.
Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (QOCKw)
This week they are interviewing Patrick Clancy, former husband of Lyndsay Clancy.
https://tinyurl.com/nh9ntczm
Bari Weiss might be a liberal but she is making me consider watching 60 Minutes occasionally.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (E4rtv)
If you want to adopt that view, that they should go home because they do pointless stuff while in DC, why have them in DC at all ?
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:16 AM (AKptf)
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100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2
Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Sounds like Blanche is the turd in the punch bowl; Shilling for the FBI. DiGenova quit because Blanche was undermining the investigation allowing the FBI to view DiGenova's work in progress.
F' him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (vPv7/)
Dang, you must have one of them "smart" appliances!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)
Not smart enough to be connected to the internet.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)
Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.
Refrigerator by Microsoft.......
great episode on Silicon Valley when the smart fridge was hacked
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner
The family is a fixture in AK politics. Her old man was involved in GOP politics when AK first became a state, then he stepped down from the senate to become governor. He, and Ted Stevens, another pioneer GOP senator, created the modern corrupt GOP party in AK that Palin struggled against as governor. Indians, Sovereign Welfare fund, Alaska pipeline, oil revenue, and that is what drives AK politics.
It is more like the old left coast GOP now extinct in CA, OR, and WA that was surreptitiously pretty liberal compared than the rest of the US.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Political analyst
Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (+fpfy)
I don't think of death as being smites. It's a fact of life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: runner
=========
Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)
The first year of the free wheat program Rome gave wheat to about 25,000 families.
20 years later it was around 200k.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (zWqu+)
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100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
So...
Alive Today means Unsmited Today!!!
Nice!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:21 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
Life is a fatal sexually-transmitted disease.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
He is simply the most recent pro player to be ripped-off by 'financial advisors.' Successful pros are smart enough to understand and memorize playbooks and audibles, how to steal signs, tendencies of opposing players, signs from the 3rd base coach and dugout, a basketball coach's arm, hand, and finger signals, and so on. But not smart enough to know when they're being conned and fleeced by smooth-talking thieves. Life goes on.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
Tax cuts.....cut me to the bone. Exsanguination.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)
Extinction of the spotted owl killed me
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)
I'm not extinct yet!
Posted by: Spotted Owl in Muddy Wheelcart at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (iJfKG)
Yikes, why are you still here?
Why have you not renounced your citizenship and returned to your parent's homeland?
I ask these questions because these people need to be put on the spot, not because I don't know the answer. We have been so trained to not expect anything from these dimwit Lefties that they are never made to answer for their inflammatory statements and blatant lies.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rOKnE)
Ranking the least performing congresses in the past century, we have the 119th (this one) out pacing the sloth, lethargy, apathy and general unseriousness of all other congresses. the 118th (2023-2025) comes in 2nd for screwing off and completely failing We The People.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (nAS9C)
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They were drinking for diversion, they were thinking for themselves
And this must end.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)
What, you dodged Acid Rain?
You da man!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)
No, it killed me.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
Why was Travis investing in Social Security? what an idiot!
Posted by: Social Security Administration at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (P4iUb)
No one tell the AWFL Swifties, they might get the wrong idea about illegal aliens. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)
I just piled on
but there is a case to be made for smiting in the modern age
more people need to be smitten, or smited, or smote
(?)
Judges?
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ZxPkt)
New York City Economic Development Corporation ("NYCEDC") is pleased to invite applicants to submit proposals in response to this Request for Proposals ("RFP") for participation in the third iteration of the NYC Mass Timber Studio: Advancing Housing Development (the "Studio").
There are about 5x more trees in the US suitable for building today than in 1900.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)
So far, so good.
Posted by: Steven Wright at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)
Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
·
Sep 15
It is the final 20 or so days that an all GOP Congress has to get anything done.
Every lobbying outfit in the world has people in DC.
Quote
Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
·
Sep 15
I usually book hotels at the last minute because it almost always works out better. By sheer luck, I booked my DC hotel for tonight in advance, because these prices are totally insane. And btw, this map is totally unfiltered. This is literally what it costs to stay in DC tonight.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (E4rtv)
F' him.
I disagree. Blanche knows exactly what the FBI was like under Comey and Wray. He was Trump's personal lawyer. I think he's doing a great job at the DOJ and deserves a lot of credit for stopping the weaponization and getting the agency back to its mission.
This is a large, complicated case against some of the highest ranking government officials. And the DOJ has to fight against a judiciary that we all see fighting us every step of the way.
Trump wants some results before November for obvious reasons. From that interview it sounds like DiGenova wanted more time. If anything it sounds like Blanche is pushing hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (rOKnE)
EVERYONE IS GOING TO MISS THE RAPTURE !!?!?!1?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (nAS9C)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)
what the fuck do you do with Ponzi?
Is it that popular?
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)
They will gladly pay you Tuesday for a million dollars today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Not a joke at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Smite
Smite
Smite
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: dantesed
Yes. Maude proved it at the EBT office.
Dole Office Clerk - Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus - Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk - Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus - No.
Dole Office Clerk - Did you try to bullshit last week?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (Za/mt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)
"
Siaxares 🇮🇷 🇺🇸
@siaxares
·
5h
Saudi Arabia will sign the Abraham accords. It's simply too anxious and battered to not do it.
Houthis in the south. Hashd and the rest of Iran’s Iraqi file to the north and east. Missiles and drones aimed at the one thing a desert kingdom cannot replace: desalination plants, pipelines, transfer stations and the brochure called Vision 2030.
This is the Gulf habit meeting a bill. Talk well. Spend well. Freeze when the war is real. They called Washington, London, Cairo, Islamabad, Ankara. The United States is not opening another front for free. Pakistan and Turkey will not wear a war that reads as a fight with the “resistance.” Europe counts tanker rates. So the phone that still answers is Jerusalem.
Trump did the rest. He turned the Abraham Accords from a photo into a price of admission. Saudi Arabia and Qatar are not walking to that table out of sudden affection for Zion. They are crawling because the Islamic Republic’s last working proxy is sitting on Bab al-Mandab and taking shots at the kingdom’s lungs.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)
Whig, both you and I know that they will do nothing when they land in their constituencies, but hold "fundraisers" with the moneyed elites, and maybe have one day interaction, with cameras about of course, with the hoi polloi , then expense all the "fundraising events", and their and their families' trips and just play golf or some shit.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)
USA Today: Sydney Sweeney Faces Backlash Because She’s a “Registered Republican”
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Burn. The. Witch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)
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Burn. The. Witch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM
How long before Karen Birdhands-McWinebox takes a literal shot at Sweeney?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)
Thanks for spreading the good news.
A siege on food deliveries, power and water infrastructure is something air power in US hands can do. Sucks to be the Houthis.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)
LOL, how many actually live in their home state?
Heck, a lot of them list a fake residence in their home state as cover while living in DC year round (e.g. Ed Markey).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Give Auntie A Break! at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Don Black
Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record
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Helluva century they lived through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)
From above, "Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender."
Yeah, once states struck "one man, one woman marriage,' the plan should have been obvious. (They let people get crazy over worrying & writing about the lunatics marrying their toasters, but the DSA's vision has been fairly constant.)
Democratic Left DSA USA Org: Imagining the Next 250 Years: Abolish the Nuclear Family
September 10, 2026
DSA’s Workers Deserve More calls for women’s, queer, and Indigenous liberation — but none of that is possible if the organization continues to treat the nuclear family as a given rather than a structure built to preserve capitalism.
Cont'd -
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)
And though the Governor denies, he does not protest, the bottom-line is state lawmakers in Pennsylvania have advanced single-payer universal healthcare proposals modeled after federal "Medicare for All" frameworks, aligning with the broader advocacy goals of organizations like the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA).
Fox 43, 'Pennsylvania lawmaker introduces Pennsylvania Universal Health Care Act'
House Bill 2763 would establish the freestanding Universal Health Care Act and the Office of Health Care within the Pennsylvania Department of Health. September 8, 2026
program dot dsausa dot org: Democratic Socialists of America Our Program
Workers Deserve More ✊🏻
They won't get all now, but some.
Order 227
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: whig
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They convene every other year in TX. Pay is a couple of grand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (UWN7z)
That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.
One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)
Fuel oil here has reached 5.55 a gallon. Minimum of 150 gallons. And that is from a company that we have been using for 15 years, with the lowest prices, COD. Gonna be a tough winter. Marry that with the gasoline prices, and the long commutes most workers here have, and things are not going to be promising for any Republican. Even less than there usually is. Yeah, people are stupid, but their wallets are beginning to speak to them.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (hmYU4)
Dear Lord, please send a sign that nobody's really this stupid.
Once product comes out of the "out" pipe at the refinery, every cost of piping it, pumping it, storing it, loading it, trucking it, and operating and maintaining gas stations is "Marketing."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)
In NJ? Yes. Even at 12 midnight, a highway such as 287 has quite a bit of traffic. During the week, the major highways are very crowded with people headed to work. My work place was 56 miles from my house. Glad I retired in 2019.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo
LIBs will use AI to create their natural counterpoint, the True Menace, and hos humanis/Augmented Stoopidity, which to date, has been limited to their ability to convince you to not only Sponsor your Adversaries, but ACTIVELY DEFEND THEM as well -- to proudly do unto their own people PRECISELY what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries.
Kirkaversary Year 1 was just the the start!
0ct7/Rocktoberfest-Rockoverfest is the shape of the new LIB Strategic Insanity.
Throw a plank at a Data Center in memorium of the Desperate and Deliberately Evil/SINWAR whose final act in this world was just as futile.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-whoseExistanceHas
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value...
LET'S GO BRANDON.
YOU ARE THE STORM (others must weather)
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (EcwgE)
Daily Tech News 17 September 2026
Top Story
- We narrowed down where Salesforce has been spending on the order of $400 million per year on AI: Either somewhere other than their login server, or on their login server, poorly. (The Register)
Because the login server fell over. And so did Salesforce.
- And so did GPT 6 Astra after getting blown up by a creeper in Minecraft. (Tom's Hardware)
I feel its pain.
Tech News
- California is sliding into the sea. (Yahoo)
About damn time.
- Mad King Matt Mullenweg is back in charge at Automattic, the company behind exploit farm WordPress. (Tech Crunch)
Apparently the ploy by the board members was to sideline the CEO, vote themselves golden parachutes when the CEO fired them in turn, and then get fired.
Speculation - and it is only speculation - is that they did this because they believe Mullenweg has steered the company onto the rocks in ongoing litigation as well as being a nutcase generally.
- Nothing lasts longer than a temporary patch. (Jake A Smith)
In this case a stopgap fix to PHP for AOL's CMS from 2014. 20 million downloads later it is finally being retired.
- Got my first application built: It's an image manipulation server to run on your local network. Feed it images or videos in any common format and tell it what to do with them, ranging from simple resizing and format conversion to compositing and drawing with arbitrarily complicated templates, and it hands the results back to you. About a 15MB binary. That's compressed, and it takes most of a second to start up, but since it's a server you start it once and then leave it running.
Of the 39 project on my list I've started on 18 so far, but this is the first where every planned feature has been checked off.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Cat's out of the cradle again.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:35 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 04:42 AM (EweRc)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:43 AM (hsmPe)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:45 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 04:46 AM (2OBCo)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)
PixyMagic!
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:49 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:50 AM (ybuDR)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)
Another plumbing leak, will need a Shark Bite this time
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:43 AM (hsmPe)
*boo!*
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)
Did that happen?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)
This song replaced (blessedly) the earworm with which I awakened: "Do the Hustle."
Thank you, Pixy!
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:04 AM (odBC9)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)
I am tending to old-fashioned oatmeal even as we speak.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)
I thought your "California is sliding into the sea" story was going to be about Paramount's exit. Hey, maybe the old studio can slide into the sea!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 05:15 AM (XJ22o)
Fool (If You Think It's Over) was nominated for a Song of the Year Grammy but lost out to Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are.
hmm
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)
And so did GPT 6 Astra...
California is sliding into the sea.
The front fell off!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)
Fool (If You Think It's Over) was nominated for a Song of the Year Grammy but lost out to Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are.
hmm
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026
***
Around 1977, I guess?
Evening and morning, all!
The supposedly "drier" air we were promised has yet to arrive, like those packages you order that are supposed to come by UPS and actually get delivered by USPS.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 05:24 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2026 05:28 AM (l3cgK)
If it does dry out a little this morning, it would be a good day to wash and spray-wax the car, which includes dolling up the tires with a semi-gloss spray. In cleaning out a lot of "stuff" yesterday, I found some Rain-X gel in a tube as well as a can of their spray windshield cleaner. I could try applying that to the glass and outside mirrors.
Seems to me I heard an old hack for that, to use chewing tobacco (no, not actually chewed) and rub it over the glass so that rain detours around the coated area. Presuming that really works, I wonder if my pipe tobacco would do the same.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (JrHfD)
https://tinyurl.com/522yvdm7
In my profile, what is noprocrast?
It's a way to help you prevent yourself from spending too much time on HN.
If you turn it on you'll only be allowed to visit the site for maxvisit minutes at a time, with gaps of minaway minutes in between.
The defaults are 20 and 180, which would let you view the site for 20 minutes at a time, and then not allow you back in for 3 hours.
[minaway = minutes away, I am deducing]
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)
https://tinyurl.com/4k9cxtc6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:38 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Dark Lix at September 17, 2026 05:43 AM (Fv808)
"Automattic's legal team is working to determine what the next steps are: pay out these sums or fight them by challenging their legal validity."
Matt will want a prolonged fight in court. I doubt he's got "SCO v. {everyone}" staying power for the fight, though.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 17, 2026 05:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:46 AM (JrHfD)
Isn't there something in the Bible about building your sealwall of sand?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 05:49 AM (36x1j)
28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue)
36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)
https://youtu.be/U6uR2e_61nk
Hang with it, it gets rolling at 14 seconds.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 05:52 AM (36x1j)
https://youtu.be/U6uR2e_61nk
Hang with it, it gets rolling at 14 seconds.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)
Wrong link?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:54 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 05:56 AM (lXoJ5)
Try copying the entire link, you might have missed a character?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2026 05:59 AM (Hbeqj)
Try copying the entire link, you might have missed a character?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)
Aha. That is what played. I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (odBC9)
"The outage came at a bad time for the SaaS company. Yesterday, it kicked off its annual conference, Dreamforce, in San Francisco. More than 40,000 people are expected to attend in person, with in excess of 200,000 people registered to attend online. "
Murphy's law strikes again! Timing. They has it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)
"The outage came at a bad time for the SaaS company. Yesterday, it kicked off its annual conference, Dreamforce, in San Francisco. More than 40,000 people are expected to attend in person, with in excess of 200,000 people registered to attend online. "
Murphy's law strikes again! Timing. They has it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)
Critical Job Sensor
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:01 AM (odBC9)
Nope, sometimes I just have to empathize with how someone must feel, and do it with a dash of Pixy-level snark.
Also jim ended with "fu" in his comment, which reminded me of this video for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)
40. Hackers Got Inside a Flock Camera (wired.com)
528 points by driverdan 20 hours ago | hide | 239 comments
You'd think it would be too small in there.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)
The HN FAQ is also permanently linked at the bottom of the HN front page and at the bottom of HN comments pages.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)
“Oh my gosh,” Talarico said
“Probably Alyssa Edwards,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:13 AM (/+uur)
To put in a bid project, assign it to a VAR, give it a closing date, and odds of winning was about 14 screens.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (9Hs2w)
“Oh my gosh,” Talarico said
“Probably Alyssa Edwards,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:13 AM (/+uur)
This really happened! Google tells me.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (odBC9)
A person could make good money back in the day programming Salesforce (not configuring screens, using their wretched 'language' and tooling). Every single person I knew who did it well had serious personality defects.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:23 AM (9Hs2w)
James Dell Talarico is an American politician and educator who has served since 2018 as a member of the Texas House of Representatives.
He is the Democratic nominee in the 2026 U.S. Senate election in Texas.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:23 AM (odBC9)
US Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) Holds Rally at Baylor University
https://tinyurl.com/yr9y8muu
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:28 AM (2OBCo)
I need a better AI. Had to write out a five phase prompt just to get GPT 5.6 Sol to break out a request/response model out of an XSD, that had 160ish complex types, make abstraction models in a popular language and then serializers.
I gave it a head start with XSD, WSDL, CSV mapping and meta data files. It stumbled and fought through the whole thing and now looking at the output, if this was done by an intern, that intern would be fired.
I used 5.4 on previous work and had passable output, though it botched the serialization so that elements were skipped or got into endless loops. Only through lots of coaxing, examples and iterative assignments did it actually work.
GPT may be good for conversation, but Claude kicks its ass when it comes to enterprise grade work.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:30 AM (9Hs2w)
AUG 31, 2026
Campaign 2026: Senate Candidate James Talarico (D-TX) Rally in Kerrville, TX
U.S. Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) speaks to supporters at a rally in Kerrville, Texas. Topics include affordability, AI, and his opposition to the growing use of Flock cameras.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:30 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2026 05:28 AM (l3cgK)
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BOING!
On Tuesday I restarted my Win11 notebook to install the recent security update. It got up to 99% and then kept spinning its wheel.
Took a gamble and inserted a pin in the RESET hole on the notebook's bottom. Started it up again and after about 3 need-to-restarts I finally got my login screen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:32 AM (LdSJK)
“We are paying people $25 to attend a one-hour Zoom class to learn why voting is important and why the Republicans are causing all of these bad things,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:35 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM (2OBCo)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 17, 2026 06:37 AM (SRdv/)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:32 AM (LdSJK)
In the language of Turn it Off and Turn It Back On Again... the reset button means "No, Really".
Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:38 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Stoner living in his parents' basement at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (2Ez/1)
According to Baylor Universities own charter: (and About page)
• Train Baptist ministers and church leaders
• Educate future civic and professional leaders
• Promote Christian moral formation alongside academic learning
• Help build the institutions necessary for a growing Texas society.
By holding a rally for Screwtape on the campus of Texas' oldest university charted by the Republic that has remained in continuous operation since 1845, I would say that the current administration has completely rebuked the university's founders and original mission.
This is not by accident. Leftists corrupt every single good thing into some demonic perversion.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:41 AM (PVBkQ)
I have been known to threaten the electronics with a soldering iron.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:41 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)
All baseball bats in an open field.... all Geto Boys playing on a boombox in the background....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:42 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:28 AM (2OBCo)
it
pronoun [third person singular]
1 used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified: a room with two beds in it | this approach is refreshing because it breaks down barriers
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)
Tea has now been spewed!
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)
LOS ANGELES (CNS) -- Mayor Karen Bass will formally step down Thursday as a member of the Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority Commission
I week later
By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 06:44 AM (RIvkX)
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
"How can all these homelesses serve us?"
"... uh.... plain old regular-ass fraud?"
"Jolly good. Let us do that, then."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:45 AM (aKiSo)
"With my policies, energy prices will necessarily skyrocket" - Chocolate Messiah
And we know what "affordability" means to the Demonic Party. Their shining example even has "Affordability" right there in the name to clear up any ambiguity:
"The Affordable Care Act" which has driven up costs, reduced treatments and has driven other members of the Demonic party into assassinating leaders of healthcare organizations who have fully embraced the ACA.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:46 AM (PVBkQ)
"Sure! Not my money money anyway. I'll give myself a thousand a head, too, why don't I."
"Now you're getting it!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:46 AM (aKiSo)
I think I'm finally ready for class this afternoon.
Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students.
Both ChatGPT and Grok came up with very similar exercises using the exact same prompt in both platforms.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (aKiSo)
The end of summer must be near here in Cowtown. Starting to find more acorns in the lawn and in the street, and there are more than the usual number of squirrels in the fig tree and at the bird feeders. I saw a couple of dozen dragon flies over the pond yesterday and there's a pair of kites nesting in the neighbors tree now.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (3Ope8)
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
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NWH.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (LdSJK)
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)
"The final outcome was directly affected by a replay officiating error resulting from the failure to follow an established and specific protocol governing precisely this type of end-of-half timing situation,”
There is no replay at the end of a half.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:51 AM (/+uur)
Let the mutants who rule the city cut themselves a check out of the public fisc for every bum on broad street, and then wonder why there's more and more bums every year.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:51 AM (aKiSo)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:52 AM (pfXMo)
.....
And we can easily answer them.
Posted by: The students at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (FZ29D)
I white text 2 pt font add:
Please include favorite recipe for Albino Gorilla.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:52 AM (pfXMo)
I did not think the girl could be so cruel
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:55 AM (MWfyi)
Maybe they can keep in touch with the US Mail. Or not
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:55 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:56 AM (pfXMo)
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
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NWH.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (LdSJK)
New World Hoarder?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:56 AM (odBC9)
I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY)
I applaud you for still mining a living out of a dead institution - university "education".
I would hire an home schooled autodidact ANYTIME over anyone holding a college degree. A college degree only means to me today that a person has delayed maturing, accumulated debt, and will be as lazy and entitled AF and eventually be need to be fired over some stupid shit they did over the weekend that is now all over social media.
Purely toxic person to add to any organization.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (NzX/y)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:58 AM (RJBgA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:59 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
With technology, applied terror is a form of communication.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:00 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Engine designers at September 17, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man"
Nope. I have a car made in 98 and it has an electronic oil level gauge, but it still has a dipstick. How much can it add to the cost of a $50k truck anyway? When the stupid tv screen on your dash fails you won't be able to check your oil.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)
Just as well, not needed for EV, and quite frankly I don't want today's generation of individuals opening the hood on a car.
Today's GM owners are the equivalent of a military Category 4, and can only understand simple instructions through comic books.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (9s47C)
Posted by: Breaker points and condensers at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (2Ez/1)
Maybe stop trying to build homes right up to the water? Never mind. That's probably crazy talk.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (MWfyi)
Maybe stop trying to build homes right up to the water? Never mind. That's probably crazy talk.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (lXoJ5)
Hey, man, you can build yourself a treehouse and raise free range termites for all I care, just don't reach in to my wallet when you realize you're humped.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (aKiSo)
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
= After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit, DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA
or
= Uncovered By DOJ: $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
for example
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY)
hahahahahaha
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
That is a throwback to the Boomers who also had to worry about adjusting the points and regular measuring of the spark and valve gaps.
Besides, given today's direct inject engines, no need to check oil. Either the car's engine will seize due to engineering and manufacturing defects or the vehicle will be repossessed before the first required oil change.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:06 AM (9s47C)
I miss the good old days when percussive maintenance usually worked.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:07 AM (9s47C)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:10 AM (qBdHI)
By Madeline Wells,
Senior Food Reporter
Sep 14, 2026
Food and drink reporter Madeline Wells and her SFGATE co-workers dine at Yank Sing, in San Francisco, on Thursday, Sept, 15, 2022.
Food and drink reporter Madeline Wells and her SFGATE co-workers dine at Yank Sing, in San Francisco, on Thursday, Sept, 15, 2022.
Charles Russo/SFGATE
After 27 years, San Francisco dim sum institution Yank Sing is closing its restaurant at Rincon Center. The final day of service at the location at 101 Spear St. will be Sept. 20, co-owner Vera Chan Waller confirmed to SFGATE. The Stevenson Street location, which opened in 1974, will remain open.
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Sadz. This is probably the best place in the city. But that part of the culture is literally dying off.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Such a deal at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Safety wire and pliers can fix a lot of things.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3Ope8)
If you view cars as disposable, then sure. For some people, the only time they change their oil is when they change their car.
Those stupid boomers, checking their oil and greasing their ball joints. What a waste of time.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:12 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026
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The current mayor owns a couple of those herself.
(Not necklaces)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:13 AM (vwlv+)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (POm5P)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (vwlv+)
They suck, they absolutely suck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (Fv808)
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Not the first to do that
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026
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My '15 BMW 3 Series had no dipstick. Since I didn't own the car long enough to do even one oil change, I never had the chance to inspect the oil. The electronic device that monitored the level always indicated there was enough in the pan, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (vwlv+)
Branch into disposable cars! Nice bright colors. Plastic body, in classic Red, Orange Yellow, Green Blue, Indigo, Violet.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (wzze2)
In five or ten years.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3Ope
Drove a beat up AMC Gremlin that I bought from my brother-in-law while in college. Manual transmission. It started to not shift properly with the stick shifter hanging up and not going into the selected gear. Got under the car and noticed that the shift selector rods somehow became bowed. Wrapped wire around them and tightened with pliers. That would work for a while until the wire broke off. Switched to a hose clamp but even then I still had to get under the car on occasion to tighten the hose clamp as it would loosen up after a while.
Ah, college..
Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (P4iUb)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (Fv80
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Yeah I need some xiao long bao.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)
Have a relative with a Range Rover. Doesn't even have a oil drain plug. Have to use a special tool to suck it out of the pan through the top of the engine.
The engineers truly hate us.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (a6PrB)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026
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I do the same with the Buick. Sometimes I don't make 5K miles in that six months. Last interval, though, the car got up to 5400 miles, thanks to my trip to Kansas in April.
Currently the oil life monitor suggests that I could go 7000 miles before the monitor sinks to zero. Unless it was all highway driving, I don't think that's a good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)
......
Prompt: What model car did George Jetson drive?
Response: George Jetson drove a fictional flying car, not a real-world model. It was often called the Jetson family car or Jetson’s flying car—a bubble-shaped vehicle that could fold into a briefcase. The design was reportedly inspired in part by the 1954 Ford FX-Atmos concept car.
Posted by: Today's cartoon trivia at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)
Nirvana being the only non The band is quirky.
I wonder if they would have made it big as The Nirvana?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (XV/Pl)
Technology is great, but sometimes adds unnecessary complications if it isn’t well tested.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:21 AM (wzze2)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:21 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (vwlv+)
Agreed!
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (odBC9)
The engineers truly hate us.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026
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I did that with two of my Mercedes, the '86 and the '97. The cars had drain plugs. But they had been designed to let you draw the oil out through the dipstick tube. I bought a Topsider vacuum can, which people use to change oil on maritime engines, and it drew the stuff out, all 8 quarts or 6, without issue. The oil filters were right on top. I never needed to crawl under the car.
Wouldn't work with my Buicks, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (VyBeY)
The battery pack is built into the frame. 6 systems are combined into one.
Yeah, they are cheaper than Tesla, but they cannot be repaired reasonably.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 07:23 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)
Apparently crime such as flying car theft is rampant in the future.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (xE0sV)
Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (wkREs)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (MWfyi)
https://tinyurl.com/37scnkhf
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That was cute, Fenelon.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:25 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:26 AM (5KN7H)
Yep. Have a Jabsco oil pump here, because unbuttoning all of the plastic to get to the drain plug is a hassle
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:27 AM (xE0sV)
How fucking stuck up and self center do you have to be to believe that you and only you can properly direct the work and output of an entire industry? (and not be a sitting 111 YO senator)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:27 AM (/+uur)
Mine Honda portable generator would start and then shut down after 30 seconds or so. Replaced the oil level sensor and that worked for a bit before the same issue returned. I rewired it, bypassing the sensor and checked the oil level manually before each start.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2026 07:28 AM (J4Dwc)
If it take 0W20, better to change it 3-5k. Why risk smoking a 20k engine that has ultra high tolerances and twin turbos?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:29 AM (xE0sV)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 07:29 AM (36x1j)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)
Elecmotricity bad makes planet hot
Elecmotricty needed to make AI
AI is gooder than hot planet
Big Tech
Make more Elecmotricty
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (NcvvS)
https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)
JJS IS HERE
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)
>>If you are changing synthetic oil every 5,000 miles, you are a fool.
It depends, if you are towing every day and driving high miles, that service interval could be prudent.
7500 miles is a good middle ground.
You watch Dave on YouTube servicing some of these trucks and you see sludge coming out of the oil pan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (wkREs)
Hmm. Wonder why.
It's an LAT article.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)
This is not by accident. Leftists corrupt every single good thing into some demonic perversion.
Posted by: Community Notes
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Talarico rented the hall.
By state rules they will rent the hall to anyone.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)
I need a better AI.
Purely toxic person to add to any organization.
I don't want today's generation of individuals opening the hood on a car.
That is a throwback to the Boomers
The engineers truly hate us.
Have a Jabsco oil pump here
Clearly a Yalp for Halp. You are one confused shitposter.
We are lucky to have you here, instead of walking around in the real world without wiping.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (zdLoL)
I've been managing fleets of PCs in some form or other since 1997. The last time I ever had an issue with a Windows Update was 2002 (NT 4.0 was notoriously finicky about Service Packs). It's been at least ten years since I had a BSOD on any Windows device, and the few times it has happened it's been bad hardware.
The vast majority of the "problems" people have with Windows are bad/unsupported hardware.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (LgYtf)
When's your IPO?
Posted by: Dantes at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (tpxOj)
Wednesday Night ONT - September 16, 2026 [TRex]
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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.The previous inception of the Wonka brand came from materials licensed from the British author Roald Dahl. His classic 1964 children's novel, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and its film adaptations are the sources of both the packaging and the marketing styles of the Wonka brand. Dahl had licensed the "Wonka" name to film director Mel Stuart. The film's producer, David L. Wolper, convinced the Quaker Oats Company to advance $3 million to finance the film in exchange for the right to use the Wonka name to sell candy bars. Quaker, which had no previous experience in the film industry, bought the rights to the book and financed the picture to promote their new "Wonka Bar." The title of the film was changed to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory for promotional purposes.Wikipedia Now you know. One of our neighbors in a past life was in the movie. They had a framed golden ticket in their house. May be the only one I've ever seen.
Secretary of the Air Force Troy Meink made a bombshell admission this morning, disclosing that there are on-orbit weapons deployed right now to protect America's interests in space. "Today, we continue to ensure we remain ready to meet the challenges of evolving threats, wherever they exist," Meink said during his keynote address. "This is why the United States now has on-orbit space control weapons capable of defending the joint force against hostile adversary action." "That phrase was very well thought out. So whatever I said before is what I say again," he said when asked if he could elaborate in any way on those capabilities at a question-and-answer session immediately following his speech. "It is critically important that we maintain our dominance not only in the air, but in space, and so we've had to take steps to make sure that when we're threatened, we can take care of that."
U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency graphic The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this pic.twitter.com/wIm7vsRqRE
— G-Block 🅱️aby (@Gxtso_) September 15, 2026
Land acknowledgement: Dino's ancestors roamed the earth long before any of these nitwits complaining about stolen land showed up. To date, Dino's mailbox has not overflowed with rent checks sent by said nitwits who are presently living on Dino's ancestral land. Dino acknowledges the gravity of the situation and the fierce moral imperative involved. Go ahead. Be stunning and brave.
Back rent and correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly sorted and processed. Are you lurking ????Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI)
Yay
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (hG5L0)
Now you know when the cows come home.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR)
His house was across the way from Musk's.
After he died they were going to tear it down.
Musk bought it.
Because.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (vOxCS)
Are those those "exfoliating fish?" Look fabulous* and get a pedicure at the same time.
* - .....ly silly
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: clarence at September 16, 2026 10:04 PM (MbV1j)
Greenfield. Beechwood Blvd. Caller said that someone mailed them a bunch of ammo. Caller doesn't know what to do with it.
Caller is not a Moron.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)
It... is.... entertaining. Provided you've got beer. Or Whiskey.
Or both.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (2Cry5)
This may be for the Chicom's benefit. We may suspect they're about to try to pull something, and this lets them know we can perhaps attack whatever they're about to try.
Maybe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM
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You're welcome!
Posted by: TRex - circle track racer dino at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (qTrmL)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (o36GC)
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In order to complete a deal with a rancher to avoid an eminent domain fight through the ranch, a cattle bridge (overpass) was built from one side of the to be constructed, road to the other.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Stee at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: The People's Choice at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Fn+3X)
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Not as impressive as it sounds.
https://tinyurl.com/2sbmanfz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (ndZc7)
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You can trust your car to the man who wears the star
The bright red Texaco star.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)
Imagine -
* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us
That's off the top of my head
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)
Eau de irony!
Do they just toss in a couple of ready-to-go caskets? (Save on fuel?)
Hand out pointed sticks and marshmallows?
Posted by: mindful webworker - burn baby burn at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (yrKoI)
Okay, that's the last straw!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM
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At least you were ok with feeding Doggo...
Posted by: TRex - doggo detector dino at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (qTrmL)
Yes. Went splodey for some reason. It was in an inclined retrograde orbit. This has advantages for spy purposes -- faster movement relative the surface below, and some others. Takes more energy to lob it counter Erf rotation though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (w6EFb)
Had a screening today that went okay I think... AI, so who knows.
Have a workshop to train as a substitute teacher tomorrow morning, that should help me get some intermittent income and still be flexible enough for interviews.
Tomorrow afternoon I have a phone interview.
And just got contacted for either a screening or an interview sometime in the next few days.
"God, I don't know what to do, or where You want me, but please get me there soon!"
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (r7+Q7)
The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.
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You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (vOxCS)
Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Safety Patrol at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Space-Based Weapons
OK, have I been on the internet too long? The "robotic mechanisms" panel. That's totally "surprise satellite buttsecks," isn't it?
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
My guess is because China has already knocked out at least one US-owned sat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM
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You're welcome and continued best wishes.
Posted by: TRex - orbital dino at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (qTrmL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)
Surely you've read Starship Troopers. If the bugs come, we're ready.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pookysgirl is possibly wrong at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM
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You don't say!
Posted by: TRex - space news dino at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (qTrmL)
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Hey that's the Minimata, isn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:14 PM (wpRMV)
I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
You spend millions to put your spy camera in orbit, and some schmuck takes a can of spray paint to the lens?
C'mon. That's gotta hurt.
Posted by: mikeskiroy was here at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (36x1j)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Thought so. You can't get that many fish into real goldfish shoes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Hoarder Hal at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (Fn+3X)
Imagine some "spray" substance to blind a spy satellites cameras, other sensors, and solar panels. This is a proposed way to disable an enemy satellite without blowing it up and creating orbital debris.
And that is a problem for blowing up shit in orbit. Kessler Effect.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Fish shoes have been done before.
https://youtu.be/O9nHdZ_aoSc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: publius,
A compressed can of metal foam would do that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (HeG1i)
China is asshoe with their space programs. They do not give a shit about orbital debris, or rocket safety. You know how we carefully make sure to not to launch rockets over populated areas in case something blew up.
Chicoms don't give a shit. They only give a shit to the extent it makes the rest of us mad, but otherwise fuck you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker
We probably have those, too. But the report looks like it's only about "space control" sat-vs-sat combat, not sat-vs-ground.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (EweRc)
Sandra Bullock jumping the space shuttle over the gap in the highway wasn't very realistic, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - space speed at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Fish shoes have been done before.
https://youtu.be/O9nHdZ_aoSc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16
Are you sitting down? The fish shoes Dino posted are an exhibit in the Virtual Shoe Museum. Virtual. Shoe. Museum. We are at crazy levels of crazy. And maybe decadence.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard
You don't say!
Posted by: TRex - space news dino
No, he didn't!
"I’m not going to talk about the specifics of what we’re doing, whether we’ve tested or not tested, or anything else."
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:22 PM (nQFwF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: KT at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (1RGZ5)
CHINA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)
Whether they work or not is about the only debatable issue.
Space is a harsh mistress. Stuff up there tends to degrade in ways not thought about. It's probably worse than we imagine.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (2Cry5)
No. I know that place but this place was right next to the Montecasino. Not as fancy.
From the sound of things I don't have any desire to visit now but South Africa used to be such a great place.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - you can trust your car to the man who wears the scar at September 16, 2026 10:25 PM (yrKoI)
I found the same image here:
https://www.bygonely.com
/gas-stations-from-the-past/
Search for "Texaco Gas Station View, 1950s" to find it fast. Anyway, if they are right, 1950's for the when. No help on the where.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Now It Can Be Told at September 16, 2026 10:28 PM (KE/UI)
Posted by: Dr. Jerry Hathaway PHD at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (36x1j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM
I still have a bunch of Lefty friends.
They are amazingly hoplophobic.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)
I think most of this space weaponry would be for "space to space" combat, not orbit to ground. Things like Rods from God are way too impractical -- just too damned expensive -- you've got to heave heavy payloads into orbit. Ballistic missiles are way, way cheaper.
Now, there are some possibilities for orbit to ground weapons on a smaller scale, maybe for some sort of small targeting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:31 PM (w6EFb)
Cows are obviously smarter, being able to tell when as well as where to cross.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'I brake for hallucinations' at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)
Febreeze. The Chineeses are stinking up the orbits.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI
No such thing as chance
- GOD
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (LHPAg)
If the Air Force and now Space Force was doing its job, the idea, if war broke out with the Chicoms or Rooskies or some space power, we'd want to take out their spy satellites and navigation systems and all that while protecting our own.
And I'm sure they been working on that for a long time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)
You're all lucky I'm none of those things.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Now It Can Be Told at September 16, 2026 10:28 PM (KE/UI)
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Free! Free!
A trip to Mars
With five hundred
Empty jars!
Use Burma Shave
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (2hq3T)
Posted by: Dr. Jerry Hathaway PHD at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (r7+Q7)
We come on the field of battle (commerce) after it's over and bayonet the wounded.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)
Meh. Did this, like, once an episode.
Posted by: The Hoff at September 16, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
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A prayer for her complete and speedy healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.
Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: mindful webworker
* ponders recent "cow vs turtle" video on the HQ *
* presses "X" to doubt *
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
________________________
The true story behind the crossing times for the cow are a bit more uncomfortable. That particular sign is just outside the home of Mavis Kelly. Mavis, as far as anyone in that town is aware, was a nice woman. Kind, considerate, organized....and someone who REALLY REALLY REALLY liked ice cream. If Mavis had a single vice it was that she was a flirt....and, also, had a tendency to break lawn furniture at picnics due to her excessive girth. BUT, that didn't stop Herman Williams from falling for the woman. He thought she was perfect...that is, until she laughed at him when he asked her out.
Turns out Herman was responsible for signs in that municipality. He worked for the county. And, Mavis either crossed the street to get her mail in the morning, or after work. Herman was a man who didn't take chances.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM (DK5Sh)
The Outer Space Treaty only prohibits nuclear weapons and other weapons of mass destruction "in space", which is defined as an orbital trajectory.
Fun fact. The Rooskies carry sidearms on every Soyuz capsule up to the ISS.
Don't know if we do it, or if NASA would even admit it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM (w6EFb)
That gas station pic looks like late Forties-early Fifties, or maybe a little later in the latter decade. That black car looks to be that vintage. And gas stations were still using that style of pump with the big reservoir of fuel on the top, I think. I don't recall them from my kidhood in the early Sixties.
Texaco's "Sky Chief" and "Fire Chief" brands were of the Fifties. Seems I recall reading that Texaco sponosred MIlton Berle, "Mr. Television," in the early and mid-Fifties.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (wzUl9)
While I’m thinking of it, Mr Musk should figure out a way to retrieve “Snoopy” and return it safely to earth. It’s the upper stage of the Apollo 16 lunar module, currently orbiting the Sun. It would be really cool to see how it has fared over 50 some years in space.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (qgbVJ)
Posted by: publius
Yeah. Cheaper to just grab and redirect an asteroid.🌠
Posted by: mindful webworker - using tractor beams at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (yrKoI)
Well he took a chance on Mavis and see how that worked out?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)
There has been rumors of something similar, probably directed energy sats. The Canadian wildfires a couple of years back seemed to have been started from fires that appeared to have been simultaneously started in a sort of grid pattern and no explanation other than "probably lightning"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (rbvCR)
Go slow these next few days. Be patient with yourself. I hope your re-entry is way better than mine. You have my prayers
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:40 PM (Md1Bq)
Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM (QMAsf)
- GOD
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026
***
Graffito on college bathroom wall, ca. 1972:
"God Is Dead" -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche Is Dead" -- God
"I Shall Return" -- Nietzsche
"You Haven't Heard the Last of Me" -- God
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM (wzUl9)
Those sidearms on the Soyuz have a very practical use. The Russians capsules come back on land, and there was a high possibility, if something went wrong, of landing in remote and hostile places. They did happen a time or two. It was part of the survival kits.
We always did water landings, with a big navy to recover. They do have survival kits for some contingency scenarios, but I don't what that actually entails.
Me, I'd want to carry something to the ISS if things went south with the Rooskies or something, but I'd keep it very quiet, and probably wouldn't let all the crew in on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)
Sculptured chair, 2015.
Fishbowl shoes were a conceptual drawing.
'Cute' ONT. Thanks!
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: TRex - space junk spotter dino at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (qTrmL)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM
Air rifle works, if feasible in your area of operations.
Rodent poison also works well for me (on the raccoons that occasionally get into my attic).
I don't believe cats would eat the baits. Don't know about dogs? I wire the baits to a joist, so the poison can't be transported out of the attic.
Perhaps you could wire some on the feeder so only RB coons could reach them?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
Tater, I posted last thread that NASA just discovered a new crater on the Moon, some impact that happened in the April-May 2024 time frame. A 10-20m impactor and it made a crater about 700' in diameter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
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Do what your doctor tells you.
My SiL got Bell's Palsy after surgery by not doing what her doctor told her.
A prayer for a complete and speedy healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
Can you get a test for antibodies to Covid? Those are both "long covid" related issues.
There are some treatments reportedly good for dealing with Spike protein, and if you are not worried about that, try using aloe vera and DMSO on your face for the Bell's Palsy, or ask around for the best DMSO treatment for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:45 PM (rbvCR)
Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026
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I think I've heard about the same "product" being featured on one of the daytime network "news" shows like Today. Maybe with Hoda Kotb.
BTW, Hoda used to be a TV news anchor here in Da Swamp about 1000 years ago. People still remember her, and the daughter of one of my coworkers named her dog "Hoda." True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)
"I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.
Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
One of my brothers had Bell's Palsy, a decade or so ago. I took him to ER, both us us thinking it maybe was a stroke. (Thankfully it was not!)
His face was 'lopsided' for a couple of months, but that did finally go away. I'm unaware of any meds or specific treatment-- just "wait and see" was all.
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm)
Yeah. Cheaper to just grab and redirect an asteroid.🌠
Posted by: mindful webworker - using tractor beams at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (yrKoI)
I watched a video of a guy playing the organ in a church, singing "Send us thine asteroid, O Lord." The song might be my new favorite hymn.
Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wLjpr)
About 100 "ping pong ball" sized rocks hit the Moon per day. A 1 kT blast event occurs about once every four years.
That 700' event occurs about once every 130 years or so.
In fact, they now think they may have to revise these figures upward. More impacts than thought.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)
Greenfield. Beechwood Blvd. Caller said that someone mailed them a bunch of ammo. Caller doesn't know what to do with it.
Caller is not a Moron.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)
I got offered ten rounds of .303 ammo this evening. I said to the lady, "Honey, if you still have the rifle, you need to keep some rounds for it. You never know when you might need to use it."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)
We’ve had them - and announced their presence - for decades now.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (XUHiS)
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I'll take any .303 ammo he doesn't want
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (r/nnx)
Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
I've deployed some cannons.
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (88C+u)
They did have survival kits, no firearms but I think they had flare guns and strobes, a little drinking water, and similar kit to what the military has for downed airmen.
Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)
Hr lst nm nds vwls.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
I had Bell's Palsy a few years back. Complete recovery in due time. It's a viral nerve infection, so an Rx for an anti-viral and a corticosteroid may help a lot. They did for me. See your primary care person for treatment.
Was able to do rehab/PT exercises on my own at home (from internet search) to regain control of left side of my mouth. While recovering, the left side of my mouth would get quite chapped, so keeping Vaseline jelly handy was recommended by my primary care nurse and that helped greatly.
Good luck!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by 496.
Of course. Prayers for complete recovery. 🙏🏼
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (r/nnx)
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AOP - I misread your post. I thought you were envisioning a fanciful scenario. You gave the prospective donor very good advice
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (r/nnx)
They did have survival kits, no firearms but I think they had flare guns and strobes, a little drinking water, and similar kit to what the military has for downed airmen.
Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)
A lot of them were military pilots that went through SERE training anyway so they were exposed to those survival scenarios, astronauts or not.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)
I never fell for that scam. Every single foot-pound of energy those rods can deliver to a target has to be expended, times ten, to get them into orbit in the first place. Nuke warheads get you a lot more bang for the buck. Orders of magnitude more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (vE0+H)
IMDb Trivia says Agnes Moorehead created the role of Mrs. Stevenson, the target of the overheard-on-the-phone murder plot, on radio. She was not offered the lead in the film, but a small role, and she turned it down.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (qgbVJ)
I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 10:53 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 10:53 PM (g8Ew
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No way dealership undercoating has held up
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:54 PM (bx0xv)
Next up, he'll fix a Russian fishing wessel.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 10:55 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)
Sprayer emits oily substance which vaporizes into gas cloud, satellite encounters gas cloud, oily substance deposits on solar panels, optics, thermal radiators, sunlight solarizes* oily substance, performance gets seriously degraded....
* effect similar to your newspaper turning yellow in the sun....,back when we had newspapers....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (qgbVJ)
(I thought at first the last letter was a lower-case "L" so it should be pronounced Urkle. Whew.)
Yeah, no
https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - to everything there is a seasoning at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (yrKoI)
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No surprises here.
Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
I saw that on TV back in the early 70's...when it was spanking brand new...was up early Saturday morning to watch it with all the other new cartoons.
With some rare exceptions, never watch cartoons as an adult you enjoyed as a kid...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:57 PM (l3cgK)
Worst part of the Bell's Palsy was not blinking my left eye for two weeks. That cornea is angry!
Doc said to put in eye drops and tape it shut. Did that, and it worked loose in five minutes. Had my wife do it, worked loose in ten minutes.
Had nurses try it while I was in the hospital for the afib, worked loose in twenty minutes.
The only good thing about this episode, is that I now know that I have the eyelid strength of 10 normal men!
Frankly, I would have picked a different superpower if God would have let me choose.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:58 PM (HlyYF)
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
I vaguely recall a movie or TV show with a character wearing shoes mounted on small fish tanks with goldfish in them????
Maybe Seinfeld with Kramer dressed as a pimp..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)
Starman they called it, is in an orbit with a period of about 1.5 years, with an aphelion beyond Mars orbit, and perihelion just inside of 1 au.
https://t.ly/ZPVqT
Now, it doesn't have an active transmitters or anything, and non gravitational forces will cause it to drift over time, but you can find some projections of where it should be via the orbital elements. The error in that will accumulate greatly over time.
Non-gravitational forces are stuff like solar wind, uneven heating and radiation and all that good stuff, where are significant for a small object.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (r/nnx)
She has a Brit Enfield, mark unknown, that has had the wood furniture all beautifully carved by an old guy that originally owned it, I would like to see it. I guess not sporterized; she says the wood goes the full length of the barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)
(I thought at first the last letter was a lower-case "L" so it should be pronounced Urkle. Whew.)
Yeah, no
https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - to everything there is a seasoning at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (yrKoI)
It's about your fish, the Koi...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by 496.
Of course. Prayers for complete recovery. 🙏🏼
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (NFX2v)
Definitely. When you talk to her next, ask her if she was observing any attractive doctors; assuming she's unattached.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Holy crap, it can just come on suddenly out of nowhere? That's scary. Prayers up, PI.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
An absolute fashion plate turned 54 yesterday.
Queen Letizia, of course.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
I vaguely recall a movie or TV show with a character wearing shoes mounted on small fish tanks with goldfish in them????
Maybe Seinfeld with Kramer dressed as a pimp..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)
I see another poster nailed it 10:17PM ExV1e
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, baby, fish bowl shoes.
Why go half retard when you can go all the way?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (ca8Qt)
I know they're both happy in heaven now. But once again, I'm going to be very pregnant at an already emotional funeral. I went through an entire pocket pack last time.
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders how fast she can get a crate of Kleenexes delivered at September 16, 2026 11:04 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:05 PM (qgbVJ)
There's "Caahn" too obviously but that one cycles around my phone.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 11:05 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 11:06 PM (oq9dX)
That Tesla should make a close approach to Earth again in 2047. Two close Mars approaches before then.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)
That big, bright Texaco starrrr...
Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 11:07 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew
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Have I mentioned my rash?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew
Most of the "medical history" I see here is on the order of "being dealt a bad hand by Fate, but overcoming it". Not "I got a vicious dose of the clap from banging a ladyboy in Bangkok."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)
Anti-viral and steroids. Keep your eye moist with drops and aquaphor or Vaseline for your lips. Takes several months to recover
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (VCgbV)
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)
A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3Tmg9)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)
24 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM
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New to me. I suspect it's not a toxic gas spray, more like a hock loogie.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 11:11 PM (kf4RM)
Those sidearms on the Soyuz have a very practical use. The Russians capsules come back on land, and there was a high possibility, if something went wrong, of landing in remote and hostile places. They did happen a time or two. It was part of the survival kits.
We always did water landings, with a big navy to recover. They do have survival kits for some contingency scenarios, but I don't what that actually entails.
Me, I'd want to carry something to the ISS if things went south with the Rooskies or something, but I'd keep it very quiet, and probably wouldn't let all the crew in on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)
Didn't we have a Mercury (single astronaut) go awry and land on a desert island? The guy exited the capsule and found a bottle in the sand and opened it and a beautiful blonde cane out ????
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (QGaXH)
"She" could give you AIDS, or something truly embarrassing. Like a shenis.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (ca8Qt)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3Tmg9)
A shark could take your entire foot off in one chomp. Much more cost-effective.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (1z8ji)
221 I can't imagine where we'd be without him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)
Imagine -
* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us
That's off the top of my head.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)
So, basically England, incl. the public kept in the dark.
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)
I can feel 10mg when I have taken it in the past.
I think there is a chance that the massive dose of steroids pushed me into afib.
See the cardiologist on Friday, so should be more informed after that.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
That land will be sucked up and retasked by the state.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (ca8Qt)
Gotta make sure the girl is pure for that funky cold medina
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 11:15 PM (88C+u)
Best wishes for full recovery from Bell's palsy and a-fib.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)
'Shoot, feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all the stuff' - Major 'King' Kong
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (QbvHV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)
And he turned out to be totally gay, I think. May have went to become a big oil man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
My sis ignored her a-fib for six months, wound up with congestive heart issues.
She finally called me to take he to the hospital and she was there for a week.
So I am glad you are dealing with this and not being like my relations
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)
Perhaps The Grateful can chime in on whether this is how TRex gets fed.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (qx7Zg)
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I think I'll pass.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ
Plastic is made from petroleum.
Petroleum is made from dead dinosaurs.
Therefore, toy dinosaurs are made from real dinosaur.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Y/06r)
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I think I'll pass.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
She finally called me to take he to the hospital and she was there for a week.
So I am glad you are dealing with this and not being like my relations
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
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"I'm fine. I'M FINE!"
/unable to stand
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:25 PM (Y/06r)
/unable to stand
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Are we related?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
It's always at your own peril & sometimes to the great benefit of dermatologists. (Toe nail fungus is for real.)
Banned in several US states. Go for a nice, reputable massage instead.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: You're not my dad! at September 16, 2026 11:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)
Shit. Yeah.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:30 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (enw9G)
I gather(?) the atrial fibrillation is not that serious of a condition in and of itself.
However, while your heart is in afib, there are some pockets in the atria with stagnant, pooling blood.
THAT is a dangerous condition. That blood will inevitably develops some clots. Clots for we 29+ year olds, lead to strokes, heart attacks, etc. depending on where the clot gets stuck.
I am already on an anti-coagulant since the ICU.
So, yes I will do good listening to my doctors.
Plus, some of you know Bride of PI, and know she will beat me to death if I do NOT follow medical advice!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (HlyYF)
Essentially you feed a song in, generate a score, give it the existing lyrics, and then tell it what you want and it retains melody and can push out covers in any style.
Fun stuff all local. You can also rewrite lyrics to do Weird Al type stuff - no patience for that but I can imagine the fun I would have had 20 years ago on some forums posting "song parodies" - and apparently you can also train an artist lora on a favorite artist (do it with a friend's band with his permission of course) and then generate new songs in those styles with those singers (with full artist permission of course, no one wants to mess around with copyright etc etc).
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (vE0+H)
Darrell, you're scaring me.
Kidding.
We have an entire, very small, state full of fish that will gnaw on your feet for free. Come for a visit anytime. I can make it happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:36 PM
Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!
https://tinyurl.com/5be342b7
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:43 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Swam In Bluefish Frenzies, Too-No Bites From That at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (Fn+3X)
“Tea. Earl Grey. Hot” lol
Wanted to thank him, because I suppose this spurred me to try it. It’s not too bad, has a bit of orange or citrus flavor, and smooths out the natural scraped-off-bottom-of-lawnmower flavor ordinary tea has. It’s got a little caffeine kick to it.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (0OORa)
https://tinyurl.com/5be342b7
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:43 PM (HlyYF)
Iffen I were a catfish, it wouldn't be her arm I was nibbling on...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (0OORa)
The 'orangy/minty' is the bergamot. It IS good tea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:49 PM (Y/06r)
Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:49 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (0OORa)
Space-Based Weapons
OK, have I been on the internet too long? The "robotic mechanisms" panel. That's totally "surprise satellite buttsecks," isn't it?
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
Yes you have, and so have I. My snap reaction was that a satellite-shaped alien lifeform would be intrigued by the whole right side, ranging from titillated by the bangin' top right to disgusted by the tentacle-y bottom right. So the middle 'robotic' one would be what, scandalizing?
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Mean in a good way. That's love.
Those Watchman deals eliminate the clotting effect and the need for thinners. Also they have ways to stifle that nerve and eliminate the fibbing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:58 PM (vOxCS)
It will happen for you. I had two brothers who went through periods of unemployment. They would go through frustration and disappointment, then one day "Bang!", it happened for them. When your ship comes in, let us know because I want to drink a toast to you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2026 11:58 PM (0Htd1)
Prayers up for your sister 496, and for you too, Pillage Idiot for speedy healing.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2026 11:59 PM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
Only shocked and/or amused if/when it comes to something like bowel prep for a colonoscopy. And I've been curious if ever after: "So glad to finally meet you. Took your advice about using clear Gatorade."
Aside from that, if it's here, the Horde being comfortable with most of the Horde; needing to vent, looking for comfort, asking for prayers.
Not a bad thing to have that capability..
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 12:00 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 12:05 AM (Cqx++)
The internet is a public forum. So is your cell phone. We have the illusion of anonymity here but trust me there's no such thing as anonymity anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:06 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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We're among friends here. No some voyeuristic jerk who wants to probe the ass hoes of our life.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:07 AM (vOxCS)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:07 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:08 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)
Looks like a ‘53 Chevy in the back of the station, although it’s hard to be sure of the make. No clue to the location as you say.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 12:12 AM (tOqvK)
@AFP
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3h
BREAKING The United States has denied Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas an entry visa to attend the UN General Assembly in New York next week, a source familiar with the case says
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:13 AM (vOxCS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeh, well, my post-nasal drip has expanded into a virus, leaving me nauseous and with a head that feels like lead.
Off to the doctor I go for an 8AM poking.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 12:13 AM (XyZGq)
it'll be the best resort, everyone says so
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:17 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 17, 2026 12:18 AM (SRRAx)
Your IP address is available to anyone who has the tools. And the government has those tools. Your cell phone pings constantly, even when you turn it off.
We might be somewhat anonymous to each other but if you think you are truly anonymous in this time from people who want to know who you are you are mistaken.
The internet sends you ads for the same stuff you searched on 10 minutes ago and you think the government doesn't have the same capability? They helped create the internet.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)
BREAKING The United States has denied Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas an entry visa to attend the UN General Assembly in New York next week, a source familiar with the case says
Posted by: Braenyard
Well, that's a damn shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 12:21 AM (0Htd1)
There never was a bottom bearing in the jacket; original design didn't need one. Well, I wanted one, and after much puttering, managed to fit in a cone-and-cup style ball bearing from a bicycle frame head, into a turned aluminum adapter sleeve. It turns freely. Connected the shaft to the steering box at the rag joint, and propped the wheel up on a bucket so the axis was true, and fabbed up a bracket to anchor the bottom of the column tube to the front bulkhead of the body. Steering wheel now sits in the same place, relative to the seat rails, as it did in the '61 Beetle. Might put a custom wheel on it later, but for now, the original one will do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)
Sounds great. Post photos.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:24 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2026 12:25 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 12:31 AM (sOtuf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 12:12 AM (tOqvK)
The car just to the left of the gas pump is a '49 Ford Custom. Note the exterior trunk hinges. I think '50 was the last year for that. '51 definitely had hidden trunk hinges. The low-mounted side chrome strip is consistent with '49, too.
I have a '49 Ford sitting in my yard, so I can be pretty confident of the ID.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)
This is some wild stuff, the dinosaurs of Antarctica. Fascinating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POgk30WGXLg
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (Fv808)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)
They mutated into penguins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:48 AM (1z8ji)
Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)
About 15 years ago I was in Moab, UT, relaxing in a lovely wooded stream on an ungodly hot day. Sitting on the edge of the bank with my feet in the water, I was suddenly surrounded by a total school of tiny goldfish, and they start snacking away on my feet. It felt like the tiniest of nibbles, almost tickles. I had to sit as still as possible, otherwise the fish would freak and scatter. By the time I left my feet were smooth as anything.
Posted by: Effie Perrine at September 17, 2026 12:51 AM (Zr3aZ)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (aJQbY)
You know, I never really was interested in geology and paleontology until recently. I missed out on a lot of interesting stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Effie Perrine at September 17, 2026 12:51 AM (Zr3aZ)
My spirit animal is a piranha.
Posted by: A Moab Goldfish at September 17, 2026 12:57 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (aJQbY)
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Whatever you do, don't blow the margins!
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 12:57 AM (sOtuf)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
I visited a friend a couple of weeks ago. He showed me a hunk of ammonite shell he is in the process of polishing. Lovely color in it. About a quarter of an entire shell, which would have been about 20 inches in diameter, I reckon. He has acquired an ammonite mining lease on the site where it was found. The shell material is regarded as a gem stone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:02 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2026 01:09 AM (avzFa)
Word on the street is, only a fool would methodically launch thousands of communications satellites into stable low orbit without some of those also being guidable kinetic munitions waiting for orders to fall on someone's head. Last count is around 11,000 in orbit... and maybe each and every one of them are dual function.
Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at September 17, 2026 01:10 AM (DbovD)
I love Autumn.
Watching the neighbor's birch tree-- every morning there's just a bit more gold mixed in with the green...
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:15 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 01:16 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)
One of my Manitoba Maples (aka box elder) has gone completely gold. The rest are still green. Be interesting to know what governs the differential in the time of the leaves turning. Genetics? Local temperature? Lack of, or surfeit of, water? Nutrients in soil? Disease?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:19 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2026 01:20 AM (avzFa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:21 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 01:26 AM (ibDUx)
I think the color-change has a lot to do with temperature changes. Perhaps the speed and amount of temperature change within a day? Total amount of light?
I'm not a botanist.
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at September 17, 2026 01:35 AM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 17, 2026 01:39 AM (8jlVt)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2026 01:56 AM (FR3ei)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2026 02:30 AM (FR3ei)
Posted by: Aaron Guzman at September 17, 2026 02:32 AM (i4xoo)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
A good idea, to be sure. But: does anyone even talk about them anymore.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:11 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m
Who?
Their 15 minutes expired last week, I think...
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)
Substituted cream of mushroom soup. Not bad.
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)
I will bring a tub of unsalted butter.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)
Having a restaurant fix them is best!
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:24 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: m
Exactly! But, who can afford it now?
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)
A drugstore near me used to fix them and they were not expensive and were perfectly fine. And they'd let you order just one or whatever; not a full stack. That drugstore became a megastore and food service stopped.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:27 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 03:47 AM (8O9+I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Holy carp, I just did some quick googling and found this on one page:
- Peter Max suffers from advanced dementia and lives under a court-appointed guardianship amid years of bitter legal disputes regarding his care and artwork.
- Investigations revealed that as Max's mental state declined, a team of other artists created works and signed his name to them. These pieces were sold for millions of dollars at high-volume auctions on cruise ships and in galleries.
- Max's children, along with business associates and court-appointed guardians, have been locked in intense legal fights over control of his estate and his isolation from family members
- In June 2019, his wife died by suicide in her Manhattan apartment amidst the escalating family stress and public scrutiny
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:06 AM (XJ22o)
IHOP opened here a few years back, but didn't last long. Maybe a year or two? It was crap. Corporate bean counters ruined it, probably.
Posted by: JQ
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I liked IHOP when I was a little kid because they turned breakfast into dessert. Haven't been there in years, I make a better breakfast myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:09 AM (XJ22o)
Good lord is pixy up or something? I'm talking to myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:09 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:11 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:12 AM (+fpfy)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 04:16 AM (8O9+I)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:17 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at September 17, 2026 04:30 AM (KaHlS)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: docweasel at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (IuCAX)
Elephants and Dog-Moms Cafe
Felix Thiollier (c. 1899)
People risk their lives and serious burns to rescue someone trapped inside a burning car. Man saves a dog trapped on a big slippery rock at a rapids. This puppy doesn't know what "anarchy" means but he loves it. All cats are chaos agents. Big dog wrestles with a little kid -- but gently. Soldier rescues a stray dog from a war zone and brings him home. A good example of a dog helping. Fake but amusing: the Tony Stark of warthogs. Thanks to Rocket/@rdbrewer4. World's Worst Watch-Dog plays with a break-in robber instead of barking him out.
The toll gate officer.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/FSVCp49jiR
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 16, 2026
Gentle giant..🐘😍 pic.twitter.com/TAljL6puXL
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 16, 2026
Adorable babies with their mothers
— Enezator (@Enezator) September 15, 2026
This is what the purest and warmest bond in the world looks like. pic.twitter.com/DQt399eDXv
Giggles of pure joy..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/VpS3l9RnSw
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 16, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lilredhen at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (dDxs4)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 07:32 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 16, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)
like beer, dogs are evidence that G-d loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:36 PM (VyBeY)
Félix Thiollier captured the famous 1899 photograph titled Lady and Her Horse on a Snowy Day (also known as The Horse Trainer).
The Cafe has become one classy place. 👌🏼
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Mr. Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Monte Cook at September 16, 2026 07:42 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 16, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)
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Very cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)
4 of 6 kittens are eyes open
Posted by: what the cat drug in
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Adorable! I hope we can see them on the pet thread soon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 07:43 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Sponge
Ever ridden on a plane full of young German women?
Achselterror!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM (o36GC)
Posted by: Mr. Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
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Are you talking about me, because I'm right here.
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (hojuE)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM
Were they fully drindled-out?
The drindl seems to be rarely, if ever, discussed by Piper. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
https://weather.com/retro/
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:47 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM
Do your armpits smell of penguin excreta?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
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I'm a fan, though their handling in snow is questionable.
Posted by: Hannibal Barca at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
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No, just tantalizing sinfulness. Want to make a deal?
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (7zn4w)
Everyone in the ME smells like ass and they don't notice because they are used to it. It hits you in a small area like an airplane or helo and you want to jump out the door.
You would make millions selling "AssAway" body spray and nose balm at every airport flying these nasty folks too and fro from civilized areas.
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
they didn't want to interrupt the 24/365 climate change propaganda.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:53 PM (VyBeY)
Achselterror!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM (o36GC)
I can think of worse fates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)
We have a launch in less than an hour.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - USSF-259 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 16, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 6.07 p.m. PDT (September 17, 0107 UTC, 3:07 CEST)
https://youtu.be/X0Rc1uf_6nw
Posted by: Joyenz at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (2F0/Y)
My dad is getting eye surgery tomorrow. Mom sewed up pair of work pants for me that had hole in it
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
back in the day, smart pathologists used a swipe of Noxzema under the nose ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Joyenz at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (2F0/Y)
Pumbaa is through taking everyone's shit. The savanna will shake with terror and retribution.
Posted by: Hakuna Matata Muthafuckahs!!! at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
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My wife's instructions before her surgeries were pretty interesting. It specified that she had to shower twice - the night before and the morning of. Also that she had to have clean sheets the night before. Her spouse also had to shower the night before.
She pondered all this and decided that it must be MERSA or some such thing, and I tactfully suggested that it also may be caused by people who forget to bathe or change the bed linen and it's just a helpful reminder.
I didn't not mention the 500 Afghans dropped her by Biden and all the other recent arrivals. I'm sure surgical teams are not real big on b.o.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)
NASA announced they'd stumbled on a new crater on the Moon:
https://t.ly/FzoNQ
This new one is about 700' wide, and was produced by an impact that happened sometime in April-May 2024. The rock was about 10 - 20m wide. This in the Chelyabinsk class roughly.
Rocks of this size are below the NEO detection limits, so no idea of what it was or it's trajectory. That month window of when it hit makes using the impact angle useless for that, probably.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)
It's not just elephant mom's that take care of their babies. The entire herd does.
I think the reason we like them so much is because they aren't just smart they are protective and compassionate.
Pretty special animals.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Do they still make Noxzema?
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM
I have a similar scent. Call me!
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (C9T8k)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)
There goes all the moon dinosaurs.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (KC5Lt)
It's not just elephant mom's that take care of their babies. The entire herd does.
I think the reason we like them so much is because they aren't just smart they are protective and compassionate.
Pretty special animals.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
Then, Man comes along and decides he needs billiard balls......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (C9T8k)
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Oh, I know. I was there when it was created. It's older than you think.
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)
This is what the purest and warmest bond in the world looks like. pic.twitter.com/DQt399eDXv
— Enezator (@Enezator)
Sure, if you're an animal. Human women, being superior beings, know better.
Posted by: Lindsey Clancy at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (EweRc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM
Might I suggest Elizabeth Arden Hand Creme?
Posted by: Harry Sussex at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)
___________________
What about Clearasil …?
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ayRl+)
Do it every day.
Helps clean up blemishes for your date,
Because while it cleans it-medicates.
To get a pretty skin to keep,
Wear Noxema while you sleep.
Posted by: Well Grounded at September 16, 2026 08:03 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)
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Or Magna Mater, or Cybele.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Announcing the news that she and husband Luis Felber had welcomed their first child, she wrote in an op-ed for Vogue that the midwife had encouraged her to talk to the newborn, and she shared how she had welcomed the infant:
"Hello. I’m your mama. You look nothing like I thought you would, but exactly right. We’ve been waiting for you, do you know that? It was so nice of you to come."
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (W2Pud)
That crater is so new they can see a lot of immediate effects they can't with older craters. And guess what? It did stuff the crater models didn't predict, so they get some data to go back the drawing board for the modelling.
It threw ejecta at a steeper angle than predicted and "plowed up" the surrounding regolith more than predicted as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Do they still make Noxzema?
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)
Pretty sure they used Vick's Vaporub or something similar that had menthol and/or camphor in it so they didn't have to whiff decomp smell. And yes they still make Noxzema. Good skin cleanser and also good for sunburn.
Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (3ImbR)
________________________
In Spain, it's called 'Oil of Olé' …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (FhXTo)
Seriously? With a hard "r" and everything?
Posted by: And during Equine History Month... at September 16, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)
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Second look at smoking on flights? Maybe just some flights?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Noxzema also has menthol in it iirc.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Back when they allowed smoking airplanes weren't Section 8 in the sky. Although the cause and effect might be a tad shaky on that.
Posted by: If the plane's going down I'm lighting up at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
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BREAKING NEWS FROM 68 B.C.: Patrician woman thanks slave girl for producing new household servant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)
I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Did she pose in a hospital bed in L&D?
Posted by: Oh for Pete's sake at September 16, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)
Did Lena as the girl baby if she wanted to be s boy?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Did she pose in a hospital bed in L&D?
Posted by: Oh for Pete's sake at September 16, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)
She was too busy sitting naked on the toilet eating a cake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (ccf/V)
And another interesting one. They found evidence of wildfires in Antarctica to 90 million year ago. Back then, the Erf was well into a hothouse state, no polar ice caps at all. Antarctica was a lush jungle back then, well into the Antarctic circle.
Anyway, a sediment core from back then revealed wildfires raged. Antarctica was still connected to Australia back then, and this sediment core was just about 550 miles from the pole.
Just think about this when the idiots go on about climate change. Average yearly temp down there was in the mid 50Fs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM
Why don't you just come out and say what you mean?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)
Used to go to South Africa a couple times a year on business. The guy who ran the distributor for our product used to take me to a game park on the weekends. Not like going on a game drive but the park he would take to drive around the animals was enormous. And the elephants were always my favorite.
The big problem then was Asian poachers who would kill the elephants for their tusks to make stupid eastern drugs. It was tragic and the local game wardens who loved the animals were powerless. Until they finally allowed them have guns to shoot back.
Killing those mostly gentle giants is a crime.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)
Yes but it's water-based and water-soluble so it doesn't last long. Vicks and similar ointments typically have a petrolatum base so they don't dry out or wash away for some time.
Posted by: Hemcr at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Major Spazz at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)
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I just point out that 10,000 years ago, the spot where I sit was under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Are we sure we want to go back to that?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
What's needed is an airline that charges more than anyone else but has a dress code, a smell code and actually serves you decent food and drink in a peaceful calm atmosphere with no children allowed and first class seats throughout the cabin.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
She's going to do it herself like all the cool kids.
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)
Tusks up, don't shoot!
Posted by: Michael Browne, pachyderm at September 16, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/)
Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored
Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn't want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen.
wat
WHAT
I'm aware that weird things can happen with international marriages. A guy I knew with a foreign wife and a baby got screwed when she found out that the VAWA that Biden was so proud of would shower her with expedited citizenship and major bennies, on top of the usual cash and prizes and full custody, if she just said that he'd abused her. So she did.
(In a Morisettean irony, he was a black man with Oregon's equivalent of CPS, investigating those kinds of allegations, and she was from Africa. So he was a walking Eddie Murphy/occupational punchline, but it wasn't funny. He was one of those perfectly nice guys with endless patience and empathy. What a travesty.)
BUT. I have never heard of anything that would somehow prevent a divorce from being granted! What the actual heck?!
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Back the end of the dreaded Younger Dryas, ending the Pleistocene. Now, that was some Climate Change. Big Time. Cataclysmic such change, and humans had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)
Those are the guys who get the worst of it.
Posted by: Nicer you are, the laster you finish at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)
Fruity.
Posted by: She's a cereal offender at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Move every zig.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: The Ramones at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (Fn+3X)
Radical Muslim Abdul El-Sayed Seen Sneaking into Chuck Schumer’s Back Door
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines
If you are willing to pay the price that is available. Also, charter flights to Europe for your dogs. Seriously, see:
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)
Here's what the Erf looked like 90 million years ago:
https://t.ly/J4qRh
Grab that at pull it up to see the South polar area. And note what the US looked like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (+fpfy)
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)
You're a Kardashian?
Posted by: Maybe a Hilton at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (+fpfy)
Emotionally unstable, angry, and violent is pretty bad too. But I digress. That poor kid is going to get transed out by kindergarten.
Posted by: Xey/Xem pronouns at September 16, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)
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Her father apparently did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)
Damn. Alert the burn unit, patient about to arrive!
Posted by: That's a violation! at September 16, 2026 08:29 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi
They should have taxed everyone more to save the Earth.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)
Not quite that much. The peak temp was the Palocen-Eocene optimum. Global average could've hit 95F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
Go back a billion years ago when Avalonia collided with Gondwana when Rhode Island was created. We have some interesting geology.
That's when Cthulhu was just a pup.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (viF8m)
Yes, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tonypete
You're a Kardashian?
Posted by: Maybe a Hilton
You'd recognize my DIL's maiden name. She pretty cool but her family is from exponentially higher income circles than I run in.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:37 PM (o36GC)
.. yeah, yeah the tusks. The tusks are totally what we were after.
Posted by: Asian Poachers at September 16, 2026 08:38 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:40 PM (+fpfy)
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)
Very nice! I was thinking more of having the gate next to the likes of a Spirit Airlines so the poors could press their unwashed faces against the window of the gate all agog in their pj's as we taxied out clinking cocktail glasses.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
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Money.
The slave trade is alive, well, and legal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Wow. Someone willfully married it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (7zn4w)
I always wonder about the person holding the camera.
Posted by: Socratease at September 16, 2026 08:43 PM (cI4A2)
Posted by: Socratease
It's a better witness than people are.
Posted by: Asian Poachers at September 16, 2026 08:45 PM (vJrRc)
We used to know how to make decent teen trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (kpS4V)
They think they were at least two "snowball earth" periods where the planet was completely covered, or nearly covered in ice.
They used to think that was impossible, because once that state set in, they couldn't see anyway to get out. But they've found such mechanisms now.
That snowball state isn't completely accepted, and some still doubt it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
I'm watching a Mamie Van Doran flick (1.5 stars), "Untamed Youth", where she and her sister are picked up as vagrants and sentenced to picking cotton with other delinquents. There's already been a trollop catfight and a musical number. The girls are hussies and the boys are hipsters and greasers.
We used to know how to make decent teen trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
MST3K did that movie in their first Comedy Channel season.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (kpS4V)
Saw that one via MST 3000.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman For Lume at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Fn+3X)
Joking aside:
Pray for this poor baby being delivered into the hands of Lena Dunham.
Pray for changes in hearts and minds.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)
Saw that one via MST 3000.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
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Mamie was described by Murphy as standing "boobs akimbo".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
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Money.
The slave trade is alive, well, and legal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Decades ago the US made it very difficult for white parents to adopt minority children. I heard about it from a friend who had been looking into it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
That was the exact moment I knew civilization as we knew it was over.
Watching teevee with my mom when a Summer's Eve commercial came on was awkward. That Lume nightmare just sealed it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
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The sun can do whatever it wants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Same with all the glacier-scraping that happened over the Grand Canyon area in the "Cryogenian".
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (88C+u)
Deep Leaks
@DeepLeaksHQ
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11h
🚨🚨 BREAKING:
CONFIRMED:
Not only did Aimee Bock, the mastermind behind the $9 billion Minnesota Somali fraud operation, confirm that Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison knew about the fraud, but Aimee Bock just told the NYP that the g’ddamn Somali Ilhan Omar was in on it.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
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So how did Colin Kaperdick have white parents? Or the Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side" happen?
I don't know, I'm just asking.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (+fpfy)
I can not wait. If all goes well, I should get the last client's tax return e-file acceptance notification as I'm ready to depart northbound and down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
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"Where the Boys Aren't." Popular rental when I was in college.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)
I know they make exceptions for celebrities but don't know about Kapernick but think he's biracial.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
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"Where the Boys Aren't." Popular rental when I was in college.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)
Uneven series but the highs are indeed high. And perky.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kX27y)
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Huh, it's almost like the GOP has been holding stuff back until after Labor Day. Such a coincidence!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026
Being amazingly self centered makes it very difficult to be a good mom, too. If you can’t fathom putting a tiny person ahead of you, motherhood is not for you. I imagine she will have help, hopefully that person is loving.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)
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Current American culture adheres to the "one-drop" standard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
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The sun can do whatever it wants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
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You're not my supervisor!
Posted by: The Sun at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Well, obviously he needed the money. I mean bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ImbR)
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Unleash the Crawling Chaos.
Posted by: Great Cthulhu at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes, and there's a mystery there. Way back early after earth formed, it should've been much cooler that what the evidence shows, and there's all sorts of speculation and theorizing about that.
The Sun's luminosity steadily increases at about 10% per billion years over its lifetime as it evolves on the main sequence and approaches the red giant stage.
Because of that, complex life probably has only 1 billion years left. The planet will just get too hot from the sun by then. Simple life may persist longer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)
Not Derek Jeter. He's a biracial angel!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (+fpfy)
Thank you dear lady, hostess with the mostest, even!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ndZc7)
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He could have been thinking about Sydney Sweeney when he filled that test tube, and probably was.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)
So it's a limited time deal. We'd better make plans, pronto.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:09 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
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So how did Colin Kaperdick have white parents? Or the Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side" happen?
I don't know, I'm just asking.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)
A lot of the boutique adoptions go abroad. I think the blind side was when he was in school, not a young child. But a huge cause for the lack of normal everyday adoptions of minority kids and leaving them in foster care isn't the lack of interested white parents, but a system that sabotages adoptions out of race.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 09:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 09:10 PM (FhXTo)
The actually found an ancient sample of some of the atmosphere trapped inside some rock sample from about 1.4 billion years ago.
There was more O2 that expected, about 3.7% and more CO2, about 10x now.
That's from a time period dubbed the Boring Billion, a billion year period where not much happened.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:11 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026
Yes, I sort of remember it.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
Huh, it's almost like the GOP has been holding stuff back until after Labor Day.
Or maybe Halloween.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (ndZc7)
@LeadingReport 5m
Chipotle partners with Palantir to monitor food safety risks across its restaurants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:14 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:16 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Cqx++)
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No, it's out there now, which is my point. Stuff El-Sayed said ten plus years ago was out there, but it has been held back for the greatest impact. Same with the corruption.
It's like the USPS thing - Trump knew it would be lawfare'd and so he set the trap, but that was also telegraphing the USPS getting involved AFTER the election to find fraud. Think of it as an alert order for the postal inspectors.
I've been saying all along that the SAVE Act was never meant to pass before the election, it was meant to juice turnout, and it is firing up the base. Six months ago it was assumed the GOP would sleep through the election and the Dems would have all the energy. Now it's not like that at all. Like there was a plan or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Just spotted Bobby Banas on the dance floor. He of course is famous for West Side Story and dancing the Nitty Gritty.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V)
Move Venus from it's current orbit to the asteroid belt, make Ceres it's moon.
Mine water and minerals from the rocks floating around.
Astounding Sci-Fi magazine had this all figured out in the 60's.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
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Saw that at a Rifftrax event. Oh my God. The snake!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:21 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
Surely you meant "Hot Dog . . . The Movie"
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)
Oh man, now I am getting flashbacks to L Neil Smith's "Venus Belt" books.
Which were terrible. LOLbertarian nonsense.
George O Smith did better, just putting a station in Venus L5 (or L4?).
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 09:23 PM (88C+u)
Speaking of that, I saw something the other day, where they've got some evidence Venus did have a moon in ancient times. Because of Venus' retrograde any moon would have spiraled in, rather than out due to tidal forces, and they think that's what happened.
Venus's moon crashed into it about 2.5 billion years ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V)
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POINT OF ORDER!
We are talking teenagers. My Army Basic Training class was coed. You don't think that after a gruel day at the obstacle course they still didn't need razor wire to keep the trainees from making the beast with two backs?
After multiple public Article 15s (the whole company paraded for them) it was whispered that the 'smart play' was to get it on at the culminating FTX when we were camped in the woods. Without showering. For two days. I bet it happened. [shudders]
I was in my 20s and a squad leader during the final phase, and I let my troops know that what I didn't know I didn't know. And in the end, I truthfully knew nothing. Sgt. Schultz smiles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had
It's TX. Nobody should be eating chain Messican food.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:26 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)
George O Smith wrote most of it during WW2 while doing things like helping develop proximity fuzes
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)
Seems like John Brennan being subpoenaed to testify before a grand jury about a decade long conspiracy including the Russia hoax and the Mar A Lago idiocy would be big news if the table were turned. Or maybe it's because the media is making a story to the eleventy!
Nah, that can't be it. Because nobody cares what the media says.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)
And the veggie burrito is not bad. Work occasionally has lunch for us and chipotle isn’t horrible.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 09:33 PM (yEz+x)
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)
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I love to see it!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)
@Polymarket 1h
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)
The house makes its money no matter who wins, and makes sure the odds are in the favor of the house anyways. It often isn't even playing its own money.
remember, among other things, Trump is a casino owner. I am sure he makes most of his money on the resorts, but I am also sure he loses no money on the casino floor either.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (rbvCR)
A wild scenario for ancient Venus is developing. They use to think Venus went into thermal runaway very long ago, but now they think it could've been temperate with liquid water for far longer.
The following is possible: Imagine Venus, with a moon, temperate with oceans. Maybe life. And then the moon spirals in, breaks up, and rains down a bombardment, melting the surface. That could easily be an event to trip it over into thermal runaway.
All that could've happened as recently as just a billion years ago. Or much earlier.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (w6EFb)
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Soup, anyone?
_Vladdy
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:39 PM (7zn4w)
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (HeG1i)
Attack on the leaders by poisoning, or do you think it is just the hygiene in the kitchen?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (ndZc7)
remember, among other things, Trump is a casino owner. I am sure he makes most of his money on the resorts, but I am also sure he loses no money on the casino floor either.
The house makes money until somebody takes the house down. Trump has been playing against a rigged game for over a decade now and now he's systematically tearing the house apart. The pace seems to bother some but I'm having a ball watching it.
How's USAID doing these days?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 09:42 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 09:43 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:44 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 16, 2026 09:44 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Kindltot
I saw Venus Equilateral open for Mercury Rev at Saturn Birmingham in '24.
https://youtu.be/HJ_WzV38t3A
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:45 PM (VHUov)
Is she longeing it or are they playing or has he been a bad boy?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:45 PM (vOxCS)
Adulterated cow urine.
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2026 09:46 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)
Two households, both alike in dignity
(In fair Verona, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life [ . . . ]
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:46 PM (rbvCR)
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Used to be a Qdoba near where I worked. I like them better than Chipotle--much bigger menu and more choices.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 09:47 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If the curry's not spicy enough to kill all the bacteria, don't eat it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)
>JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
I blame AI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Kindltot
FIFI.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)
That was one of the first moves to kick support out from under the rigged house.
For all the people screaming to do something or anything, Trump does not gamble, he seems to act in careful sequence to make sure all the risk is with the other side.
The risk is that there is not enough space left.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (rbvCR)
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See? They shouldn't have made James Bond a gay black chick
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)
I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Won't Catch Me There at September 16, 2026 09:53 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:54 PM (7zn4w)
That's life. We play the hand we're dealt.
Trump's not perfect but he's by far the most consequential president in my lifetime. And he seems to like us. I can't imagine where we'd be without him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 09:56 PM (yrKoI)
ONT
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: clarence at September 16, 2026 10:01 PM (MbV1j)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)
Imagine -
* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us
That's off the top of my head.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)
That's life. We play the hand we're dealt.
Trump's not perfect but he's by far the most consequential president in my lifetime. And he seems to like us. I can't imagine where we'd be without him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m
In camps?
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (LHPAg)
"Rogue" Juror Speaks, Plus Fresh-Baked Quick Hits
The holdout juror spoke to a YouTuber. The tweet containing video excerpts is below the fold. Here's some of what he said.
The stuff in the beginning consists of defenses against the smears the left has brought against him. If you're not following that, or you just don't care, skip to the bolded material.Sarah FieldsMore: the YouTuber who doxxed the "rogue juror" was enlisted by... Kevin Reddington, Lindsay Clancy's defense lawyer, according to Nate the Lawyer. Apparently he has a history of stirring the shit in legal cases and Reddington texted him to take an interest in Lindsay Clancy. The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks that killed 1,200 and included many terror-rapes, with one woman raped so badly her pelvis was broken, and of course hundreds of kidnappings, with all hostages abused and starved. That same sentence could be written, and will be written, about Americans and 9/11. Many of us still perceive ourselves of being the victims of 9/11, when the Democrat Media Party will tell you the only real victims of 9/11 were Muslims.
@SarahisCensored 🚨HUGE BREAKING UPDATE - 🚨The holdout juror broke his silence by speaking with an INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST, Fugitive TV Podcast, this evening! 👏👏👏 HERE IS A FULL DETAILED WRITE-UP. The holdout juror is NOT an immigrant. According to marriage and divorce records, he married a Haitian immigrant. She was illegal. He did not know this when he married her. He did not show his face. He is keeping to himself since his name was doxxed on X. His life has been threatened, and people have stalked his house. NBC Boston did not give you the full story. Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn't want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen. The incident with the nephew - according to the juror, there is a lot of information that many do not know. For example, the nephew is 6-foot-2, and Michael is only 5-foot-7. This obviously does not give anyone the right to hit anyone. But I think it is safe to say that we do not know all of the facts of the matter. Michael stated the truth will come out. None of this matters when it comes to what happened in the courtroom. He filled out his paperwork appropriately. He did not lie on his paperwork. He was asked if he had ever been arrested, and he checked the box "yes" and afterward had to describe what happened. He even took the stand, and the prosecutor asked him questions. He was questioned about his past arrest. He was then selected. I would like to make it very clear that this is something that happens with all of the potential jurors present. Which means that the jurors who have already been interviewed could have said this at any point, but they chose to keep that information from the public. Michael told Fugitive TV that from day one, eight of the jurors automatically wanted to go for not guilty. The eight jurors were "activists," according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty. At the very end, it was him and another juror. She was also voting guilty. At the last minute, she caved. He said he knew she was guilty based on the EVIDENCE. He was open about what he believed and what he said. He said the other jurors are telling half-truths or just outright lies. He's never been convicted of a crime. His past should not matter. He said that the entire time, his ex-wife was just trying to get status and citizenship to live in the U.S. Michael said that the report on him that went viral, where they said they spoke with his family members, did not report exactly what was actually said. He said that the family members they spoke to were likely family members of his ex-wife, and he does not even speak with them. Therefore, they cannot know what actually happened in the jury room. Who DID NBC Boston speak with? According to Michael, it was not one of his own family members. Michael stated that he believes he's being targeted because he is a Republican - a Black Republican with conservative values. He believes that he was on a juror panel with a large number of Democratic voters. And he knows exactly what's happening right now, and I think that you all do as well. A Black Republican stood his ground. It is not surprising that he is now being dragged through the mud. This is a very bad precedent for people who will serve on a jury in the future for a national case. No one wants to do this when, based on their decision that they say is based on the evidence, they are crucified online for their political beliefs. You have all seen it. You have seen the threats that I get on a daily basis. I cannot imagine what this man is going through. But for now, I stand with the Black conservative Republican juror. Link in comments
The New York Times came under fire Wednesday over a baffling passage that appeared in an article about an Israeli documentary -- which said the Jewish state "still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7." The Sept. 14 article, penned by Jerusalem-based reporter Isabel Kershner, covers the controversy over the documentary film "NAZA," which chronicles the killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza and just won the Special Jury Prize at this year's Venice Film Festival. ... "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7," she continued, even citing the 1,200 civilian casualties slaughtered that day and the 250 taken hostage in what she called "the deadliest day in Israel's history" in the very same paragraph. The phrasing, and confusing juxtaposition, quickly sparked bitter outrage on social media. "No words for this abomination," CNN correspondent Scott Jennings wrote in a post on X sharing a screenshot with the offending passage highlighted, which has already garnered hundreds of angry responses and hundreds of thousands of views. "If Israel wasn't the Oct 7 victim, who does the NYTimes propose is? The mental gymnastics are at an Olympic level here," wrote one of many confused commenters. "I cancelled my subscription long ago. The NYT is just the propaganda arm of the DSA," said another, implying the Gray Lady is doing heavy lifting for the Democratic Socialists of America. "Yes, and equally curiously, Americans overwhelmingly still see themselves as the victim of 9/11. The nerve!" another commenter wrote, sarcastically.Hey I already said that, asshole.
Antisemite and literal moron Mark Ruffalo loses the Emmy for best actor to Noah Wylie, who is Jewish. Speaking of antisemites who have been overpromoted into positions of influence:
Abdul El-Sayed Railed Against 'Disturbing' Funding for Breast Cancer Research, Said Disease Affects People With 'Social Power and Privilege'First he slaughtered the stray dogs, now he calls for cancer to be unleashed upon the puppies. Apparently an anonymous donor paid to have the Butler Assassin cremated and feds won't tell Congress who this Mystery Patron is.
The Michigan Democrat denounced 'the Pink Ribbon Lobby' in essay published during Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Chuck Ross
Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed in a fiery essay railed against the "breast cancer lobby" and blasted breast cancer advocacy groups for creating the impression that women were "in imminent danger" from the disease. In a 2012 essay entitled "The Pink Ribbon Lobby and Everyone Else," El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed" in political ads, bemoaned the increase in federal funding for breast cancer research, calling it a "disturbing" trend that diverts federal funding to study other serious diseases. The culprit, according to El-Sayed, was the all-powerful "breast cancer lobby," which he also derided as the "pink ribbon lobby," a reference to the pink ribbons that commemorate Breast Cancer Awareness Month each October. "The breast cancer lobby has done an incredible job raising my 'awareness' of Breast Cancer," El-Sayed wrote for the 2x2 Project, a journal sponsored by Columbia University's Mailman School of Public Health, where El-Sayed worked as an epidemiologist. El-Sayed noted that the George Washington Bridge in New York City was adorned with pink lights and that his alma mater's football team, the Michigan Wolverines, were decked out "in pink cleats and arm bands." "If I weren't an epidemiologist, it would have me believing that the women around me were in imminent danger," said El-Sayed, who asserted that the significant funding for breast cancer created problems "for equity in health research allocation" by prioritizing funding for diseases that affect people with "social power and privilege." El-Sayed's essay relied heavily on an American Sociological Review study on the lobbying of "single-disease interest groups," in particular those dedicated to fighting breast cancer and HIV/AIDS. Curiously, El-Sayed omitted HIV/AIDS organizations from his scathing analysis, even though breast cancer killed more than three times as many Americans as HIV/AIDS in 2012. Breast cancer will afflict around 1 in 8 women in their lifetimes and is the second leading killer of women in America, after heart disease. According to one estimate, 322,000 Americans will be diagnosed with the disease this year, and 42,000 will die. But, in recent decades, breast cancer deaths have plummeted--amid advances in detection and treatment--even as the number of cases has steadily risen. El-Sayed's article raises questions about his current views of breast cancer research. El-Sayed, who last year accused Elon Musk of "gutting" cancer research at the Department of Government Efficiency, has expressed interest in serving on the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, which oversees the budget for the National Institutes of Health, the main source of federal funding for disease research. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), a longtime El-Sayed ally, serves as ranking member of the committee. Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women. "The manner in which you bring up your daughter with regard to sexual attitudes may very well determine whether or not she will develop breast cancer, among other things," Sanders wrote in an essay that resurfaced during his 2020 presidential run. "How much guilt, nervousness have you imbued in your daughter with regard to sex?"
Miranda DevineIn fairness, some information may be interesting to the public but if investigators find that it is not germane to the case, they don't report it. They don't put people on blast unless there's a reason for it. People are always making a big deal that "Epstein witnesses" -- people who had almost no connection to Epstein except for him mentioning them in an email, or the like -- and jump to the conclusion that the FBI and DRUMPF!!! must be "protecting" these "Epstein witnesses," when the truth is they're not witnesses to anything and have been cleared by the FBI. Obviously I don't know what's going on here and whether or not it's germane. Why do people have such deep suspicions of the FBI?
@mirandadevine Why did it take Senator Chuck Grassley to find this new information about Thomas Crooks? Is he the only person in DC with any investigative powers? The FBI was told by the Crooks' family that an "anonymous donor" paid for the cremation. It's been more than two years. Why has that donor not been identified and questioned? Who was it, what was his/her motivation? What evidence was destroyed?
Who can say, who can say.
BREAKING: An FBI Special Agent sought to open a criminal investigation over @elonmusk’s charge that federal employees document what they actually achieved in their jobs. The email was released by @chuckgrassley pic.twitter.com/HzzIQAZSPG
— Benjamin Weingarten (@bhweingarten) September 15, 2026
#BREAKING: An email released by @ChuckGrassley shows a former FBI Special Agent wanted to launch a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into @elonmusk for asking about government employees’ weekly productivity.
— Senate Judiciary Republicans (@SenJudiciaryGOP) September 15, 2026
“I would like to recommend the opening of a criminal 58 matter...”
“And no, I’m… pic.twitter.com/mONnX3isNc
Oof: The Fed raised interest rates to tamp down on inflation.
The Federal Reserve on Wednesday hiked rates for the first time in three years, an effort to tamp down inflation that drew a muted rebuke from President Trump as the midterms approach. In a unanimous vote, the Fed raised rates by a quarter point to the 3.75% to 4% range -- the first move in rates under Warsh, whom Trump hand-picked after lambasting predecessor Jerome Powell for years for not lowering interest rates fast enough. "The plain fact is that inflation is too high and has been for too long," Warsh said at a press conference following the vote. "Today's action starts to show that we're serious about this." Hours after the vote, Trump called for rates to be lowered, though he stopped short of attacking Warsh personally. "Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World -- BY FAR," the president wrote on Truth Social. "Lower the interest rates for the United States of America, and fast!" he added in all-caps.
🚨HUGE BREAKING UPDATE - 🚨The holdout juror broke his silence by speaking with an INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST, Fugitive TV Podcast, this evening! 👏👏👏 HERE IS A FULL DETAILED WRITE-UP.
— Sarah Fields (@SarahisCensored) September 16, 2026
The holdout juror is NOT an immigrant. According to marriage and divorce records, he married a… pic.twitter.com/LJVDF3tXjY
They can't even see why this is SO ridiculous! pic.twitter.com/HcARo0TnN7
— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) September 15, 2026
Frightening footage captured the dramatic moment that passengers screamed in terror as their plane appeared to fall apart during a flight across Iran. The Sepehran Airlines flight had been slated to fly from Mashhad to Kermanshah Sept. 15, Jam Press reported. However, disaster struck shortly after takeoff, when the Boeing 737 suffered a mechanical failure.
In the wild clip, the aircraft is seen shaking violently, causing panels to fall from the ceiling as terrified passengers shout and pray. Meanwhile, some flyers were reportedly hit by items falling from the cargo bins, although no injuries were reported. To avert further disaster, the captain turned the aircraft around and ferried the 127 passengers back to Mashhad.
An Iranian Sepehran Airlines Boeing 737 was forced to return to Mashhad Airport after a tire reportedly burst shortly after takeoff and the aircraft suffered engine damage.
— Clash Report (@clashreport) September 15, 2026
The flight had been heading to Kermanshah.
Video from inside the plane showed tense passengers. pic.twitter.com/5yR8l6t3cH
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (/gypD)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 06:34 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: fr at September 16, 2026 06:34 PM (/gypD)
Use an all black jury. The Libtards will have strokes!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (SS/71)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (/gypD)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:40 PM (ccf/V)
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WTF are these idiots voting before all the evidence has been heard?? Completely prejudicial.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)
AND that piece of shit lawyer. Make that asshole homeless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (ccf/V)
Sounds like a Fauci acolyte.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (8mulE)
(Men can also get this disease and if you are male, you DO NOT WANT. But whatever.)
Posted by: 88C+u might be a little angry at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)
I didn't know Iran even had an airline.
I typically do look to see which airline has big problems. I only fly Delta, most of my life, an always will.
I flew any puddle jumper in college on cheap tickets with many stops from home back to the university at Christmas and in summers. That ain't going to happen again.
I did fly SW for over a decade but no more. It was fine back then.
The airline I would never fly would be, I think?, the Frontier flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Chicago during spring break. Lots of wighat pulling and twerking going on when they return from their Carnival Cruise.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)
Granted, I'd soil myself with enough stuff to grow an acre of corn and scream as well if I were on the plane too.
Gotta wonder about the maintenance on the jet with the embargo on.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (SS/71)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)
This should be remembered for face colander times.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)
AWFULS, amiright?
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (ukgiW)
Any idiot who DID send anything sensitive should have been fired for breaching security protocol. That's an entirely different problem.
FFS.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:44 PM (Ntshk)
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I can't even...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (vOxCS)
Hey Baby, how'd you like me to bang the breast cancer outta you.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (8mulE)
Clearly a student of Dale Carnegie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)
He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)
Search on Mahan Air and sanctions. Bessent is screwing around.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Even Steven at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fn+3X)
Squelch it!
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)
kind of seeing a pattern here ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dr Hook at September 16, 2026 06:47 PM (/gypD)
"And Lindsay Clancy's dead children still consider themselves the victims of their most recent play-date with Lindsay."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dr Demento at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (/gypD)
@clashreport
An Iranian Sepehran Airlines Boeing 737 was forced to return to Mashhad Airport after a tire reportedly burst shortly after takeoff and the aircraft suffered engine damage.
The flight had been heading to Kermanshah.
Video from inside the plane showed tense passengers.
7:42 AM · Sep 15, 2026
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Totally different than the other report.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (vOxCS)
Hey Baby, how'd you like me to bang the breast cancer outta you.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (8mulE)
Well, outside of heredity, it is caused by abortions and oral birth control pills. But of course, too much money is at stake on those two items for anyone to say so out loud, so instead we get nonsense like, gee, it's a horrible thing and we need to stomp it out instead of PREVENTING IT in the first place.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)
I think it was one of their passenger planes that got shot down during Reagan's presidency. Taking off or landing in Tehran. We mistook it for a fighter jet and hit it with a missile. I think the Iranians were doing something to confuse us that contributed to the mistake.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (8mulE)
He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)
He can say El-Sayed, MD.
Dr. El-Sayed implies he can practice within the state.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (SS/71)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)
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BUT, IS HE A LICENSED PHYSICIAN???
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (vOxCS)
Can't be, if he never did his clerkships, got certified and passed the licensing board.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (SS/71)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)
IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)
Absof*ckinglutely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)
I think you misspelled "horse's ass."
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)
IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)
And he farted on the Queen.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)
A racial slur is more important than three children. What a concept of fubar.
I do hope they lock Clancy up and throw away the key and we never hear of her again. I also don't want to look at her pock-marked evil face. She looks like a bird of prey fixing to eat some entrails on the side of the road. She scares me as her eyes are dead.
I'd never want to be alone with her much less have her help birthin' my baby (say that like an Aussie).
I seriously do say "baby" and "cake" like an Aussie. Some sort of redneck speech defect.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)
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How many women are gonna vote for this guy in addition to the ones who "vote" for him. How. Many.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)
Plane goes down-Inshallah.
Posted by: Even Steven at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fn+3X)
The death of Islam. You don't have free will and you do not control your actions.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (SS/71)
(Men can also get this disease and if you are male, you DO NOT WANT. But whatever.)
Posted by: 88C+u might be a little angry at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)
My bud's dad had a form of breast cancer that ended up engulfing much of his body and killed him in 1999.
El-Sayed can go f*ck himself. It would be a shame should he wind up with breast cancer......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)
Absof*ckinglutely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ccf/V)
Don't believe the "didn't know she was an illegal" bit, but the rest seems believable, and all of it is irrelevant.
He seems to have taken his public charge seriously and faithfully executed his duties, which makes him a legend under such pressure and hectoring.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (ccf/V)
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How does one say "Calm The Fvck Down" in Farsi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)
I think I misspelled POS who should be typedeleted in a typedelete of deletes.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)
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Grassley is the only one who uses them. He sends well written, documented referrals to the proper authorities where they
...sit....and.....collect.......dust.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)
He never took boards to get his license!!! No way he can practice anything legally.
Of course I read of tens of thousands of dot Indians practicing, so why not? Go for it!
Bring back leeches! (I know they used them for hematomas and plastic surgery and YUCK)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)
What's the first thing a bully who constantly leers at people "Snitches get stiches" do when he gets his teeth punched in? "TEEEEEEACHER! NO FAIRSIES, HE HIT BACK!!!"
The "palestinians" got their just desserts and suddenly decided they didn't like the taste much. Complaint window is on the wall over the bathroom sink, d!p$h!ts....
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (VqeLu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)
BRCA1 and BRCA2.
"I know, I know we are the chosen people. But once in a while, can't you choose someone else?" -- Tevye
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (oUMhY)
Ex-Wife.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (dK+Kv)
I always kind of assumed the airplanes in other countries were like 3rd world buses from Guatamala with wings. This video confirms my belief.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (OkYzo)
It's been 50 years since the "Three Days Of The Condor" came out, and the final scene had Redford telling off Robertson about getting the truth out, and the camera panned to the front of the New York Times Building.
The audience I was sitting in howled.
They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (+fpfy)
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I can't decide who is my favorite cabinet secretary but he is top 3.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)
IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)
Crapped on Al Gore right after he invented the Internet.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (SS/71)
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (VqeLu)
As the meme goes:
Muslims starting a war = Jihad.
Muslims losing a war = Genocide.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)
I've had relationships with a couple of foreign women and never asked to see their papers. Admittedly it never got close to marriage so that's a different animal.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (KC5Lt)
They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
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My dad took me to see it and I had no idea why everyone was shooting everyone.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (RIvkX)
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He's not an M.D., he doesn't have a license to practice medicine.
He took some courses at school an passed them. He either did not pursue a license or he failed in the attempt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)
NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)
This could be interesting.
https://tinyurl.com/m2e378na
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)
Gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)
Lots of money in breast cancer "awareness" too. Those foundations get BANK.
Posted by: Pink ribbons won't buy themselves! at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (TbWk/)
Interestingly those panels falling in the 737 are made not far from my house. I doubt though, if the company will send anyone to.check on it.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)
The Left thinks black people are dumb sheep.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)
This could be interesting.
https://tinyurl.com/m2e378na
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)
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Trailer looks good.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)
Probably assumed he was a democrat, which is a fair assumption, and if so, could have more likely resulted in an acquittal.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:03 PM (dK+Kv)
Well... we'll see.
Jeremy Boreing seems to be succeeding with Lawhead's Pendragon series. Some of the Angel Studios movies were all right (Sound of Freedom, Shift). Mel Gibson can sometimes do well. Michael Bay gave us 13 Hours.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)
I hope I’m doing this tinyurl thing right, but was going down rabbit holes of watching videos of 9/11 survivors interviewed 25 years later. I saw the thumbnail of a guy that looked really young and he’s a finance professor at A&M. He was 22 and on his second day at Morgan Stanley when tower 2 was hit. I usually don’t have the attention span for a 35 minute video but I was grabbing Kleenex throughout his retelling. If you need a story of hope, of the tenacity of Americans (the real ones) and humanity, this guy wove it altogether beautifully. Of all the ones I’ve heard over the 25 years, this was the most moving. He’s from Arkansas but Im proud TX calls him one of ours. And TAMU is lucky to have him.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (SjAWL)
It's been 50 years since the "Three Days Of The Condor" came out, and the final scene had Redford telling off Robertson about getting the truth out, and the camera panned to the front of the New York Times Building.
The audience I was sitting in howled.
They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
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We've been watching Lioness and they talk about the media propaganda.
People have been whining about how bloody the show is. I oddly find that's what I am watching it for and told my dude since Justified and 24 nothing much fazes me.
It is true that tv makes you more violent...in your mind. I have yet to cut off a finger or toe with a cigar cutter. It could still happen.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)
Gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)
Go on . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 07:05 PM (lDkhm)
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)
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Each side gets only a certain number of "nah fam" dismissals. We don't know how many the defense had already burned when homeboy came up for voir dire and like someone else said, safe assumption that a black dude in Mass is a dem, so he figured it was a better shot than others.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 07:05 PM (oqH4h)
I'm already aware of it. I want research and treatments.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)
Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
I'd have to think I'd find a way to come out of that experience severely dehydrated.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:06 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
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I didn't get to make the rules! That's why I'm the victim here! I would have gladly sprouted a second boner.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 07:07 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: pookysgirl isn't even that social at September 16, 2026 07:07 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (oUMhY)
I'm already aware of it. I want research and treatments.
Posted by: 88C+u
This might be the first time here that one hash has spoken to another.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: schizoid at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (RYdag)
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Someone slapped that guy in the back of the head and
told him to STFU.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:10 PM (2WIwB)
I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)
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horse manudo
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:11 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Gref
___________
I think the technical answer is yes. The MD degree comes with graduation. As noted, licensure is an entirely different matter.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XvL8K)
told him to STFU.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (vOxCS)
Stewardess, I speak jive Farsi.
Posted by: Barbarahama el-Billingsly at September 16, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB)
Naturally, half the passengers got up, grabbed their stuff and started walking to the forward exit.
Middle East is a fun place. And by fun I mean bat shit crazy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)
The FBI was told by the Crooks' family that an "anonymous donor" paid for the cremation. It's been more than two years. Why has that donor not been identified and questioned?
Because he's anonymous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."
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Well, they are brutally incompetent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Jury Karens at September 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ikSmX)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)
This might be the first time here that one hash has spoken to another.
Hash to Hash
Coast to Coast
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 07:21 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Jury Karens at September 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ikSmX)
That's because assholes like that are still around and still want to viciously r@pe, torture and mutilate Jews.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (oUMhY)
Spencer Pratt is dumping all over Rob Bonta and says Hollywood is dead now.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: schizoid at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM
Nah. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (OkYzo)
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)
The editing error is that the editor is a hack.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)
Did they all shit their robes?
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (UjdFS)
I'm sure the plane stunk already, so no one would notice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
____________
A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)
The editing error is that the editor is a hack.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)
Closing the barn doors after the animals are already f*cking your neighbor's animals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ccf/V)
Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)
Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)
Further proving that football players really are just juvenile dumb jocks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ccf/V)
Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)
I voted for a f#*%ing wrecking ball, not a role model.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ccf/V)
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So you've been to the middle East.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (RIvkX)
liars.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)
I'd rather the Daughters of Diogenes swam out to meet troop ships than date a reporter from the NYT.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)
"locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
____________
A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)
Terrible joke Dad told us...
A plane was flying through a storm, and had engine damage...The pilot ordered the tossing of anything not bolted down, but the plane was still too heavy and was sinking...
So the pilot asked if anyone was willing to sacrifice themselves to save the passengers...
An Englishman walks up, says, "God Save the Queen!", and jumps out the plane.
The Pilot says it still wasn't enough.
A Frenchman walks up to the door, says, "Vive la France!" and jumps out...but it still isn't enough.
So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K) "
or Boethius
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)
"locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)
How many of those parts come from China via Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)
Maybe the mystery deliveryman is the mystery donor. He just felt bad about the mixup, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)
Yeah, that's terrible.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)
A bunch of far left activists lied their way onto the jury and rather than declare a mistrial, the judge sat there hoping they could badger the holdout to acquit.
ANY juror that from day 1 says either guilty or not guilty, should be instantly removed from any jury, no matter what crime has been committed, whether its a murder or a parking offense.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (UkEqa)
It's true. That's why I like flip flops. Helps me count past tensie.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: another life, another time at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)
Yeah, that's terrible.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)
You also have to remember that Mom was Mexican, so I'm half...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)
--John Hinderaker
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Who this "we"?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)
Wait until his wife hears about this! Maybe she'll quit coming to his.games and the cameras will quit focusing on her.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (2WIwB)
So the pilot asked if anyone was willing to sacrifice themselves to save the passengers...
An Englishman walks up, says, "God Save the Queen!", and jumps out the plane.
The Pilot says it still wasn't enough.
A Frenchman walks up to the door, says, "Vive la France!" and jumps out...but it still isn't enough.
So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)
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In a cruel twist of fate, the Mexican was also the pilot...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)
I'd assume inventory from Iran/China from before the blockade.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)
Close, but I think you're thinking of Epictetus: "I must die. But must I die bawling?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:31 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:32 PM (88C+u)
Cafe
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 07:34 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)
How many of those parts come from China via Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)
***
A houthi produced the missile from a crate sent from China.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)
It's terribly funny, regardless.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:37 PM (7zn4w)
And Trump has been totally silent about it, in a very uncharacteristic manner. I would have thought at least an investigation that goes further than "yep, a gently sloped roof on a hot day, can't work around that, and as we all know, that prevents any of the standard interagency comms from being set up, too. This all sounds fine."
I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (ndZc7)
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It was the backlash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2026 07:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (OlzlW)
Of course not, yankee democrat state yankee democrat results.
Surprised they haven't drug the poor fellow out and lynched him yet. Most racist bastards on the planet are in yankee land northeast.
Posted by: Dixie Chicken at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)
I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)
My onboard reading is always the same: a title-embossed first edition of Fate Is The Hunter. It fits in the carry-on bag pocket with the title showing, and has a salutary effect on other passengers.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)
It would probably help if instead of a bed, we tied them up by their balls and dangled them head first over a fire.
Hypothetically.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)
Fits as well as anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (BI5O2)
Such as goat STDs.
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (5eFk1)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)
It wouldn't surprise me if Jill had a hand in it; i've been convinced that bald serpent headed f*ck that was in charge of Biden's 'let them all in' immigration department basically told the Secret Service to tank their normal security precautions for that location. Too many red flags for it not have been done on purpose.
Posted by: Nelly at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: ObsidianKnife at September 16, 2026 08:27 PM (TumvK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 08:32 PM (tOqvK)
I read "Airframe" over the Atlantic by Michael Crichton, where the ice sheets were breaking up once.
Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 08:34 PM (EV0C1)
Red State says this Deep State Enforcer is now a former FBI agent.
Look at it this way, there's a 100% chance that this former Feeb JBT has a vagina, IYKWIM.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 08:38 PM (iqcvy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)
I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16
These statements are both rated too true and a large enough ' 'incentive' ( aka snitch money ) would
begin the truth telling .... well except we traded any and all leverage to accomplish anything other than survival after we chose to make Iran our hill to die on. Before the mid terms.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 16, 2026 08:40 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Huxley Orwell at September 17, 2026 02:02 PM (j3Fsw)
Haitian Illegal Alien Criminal and Gang Member Who Vowed He Would Never Go Back to Haiti Is Forcibly Placed on a Plane and Sent Back to Haiti
EXCLUSIVE: A Haitian gang member and illegal alien who defiantly told Fox News cameras "I'm not going back to Haiti" and shouted "Biden forever" during his viral U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrest has been deported to Haiti by the Trump administration after spending 19 months in federal custody. Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles was deported on an ICE flight originating in Louisiana, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirmed to Fox News. Sources told Fox News that Charles was extremely combative aboard the aircraft and made crude, profane and threatening remarks about President Donald Trump and his family during the deportation flight.
The deportation completes a dramatic reversal from Charles' arrest in Massachusetts on Jan. 22, 2025, when Fox News cameras captured him insisting he would not be returned to Haiti. "I'm not going back to Haiti ... you feel me?" Charles said during the arrest. "F--- Trump," he added. "Biden forever bro." Fox News witnessed the arrest as ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations officers took Charles into custody in Massachusetts, just days after Trump returned to the White House.
DHS identifies Charles as a member of the Back Block Money Gang and says he had accumulated 17 criminal convictions. His criminal history included convictions for assault and battery on a public employee, resisting arrest, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, possession with intent to distribute a Class D controlled substance, possession of controlled substances, carrying a dangerous weapon, carrying ammunition without a firearm identification card and trespassing, according to DHS. Charles remained in federal custody for approximately 19 months after his arrest as his immigration case proceeded.
... "This illegal alien gang member from Haiti had quite the rap sheet, with convictions for assault and battery on a public employee, resisting arrest, and drug trafficking, among other heinous crimes," said DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin. "He went viral for praising Biden as he was getting arrested, because he knew that the Biden Administration's open borders turned America into a paradise for criminals like him. The Trump Administration has finally done what both the Obama and Biden Administrations failed to do and deported this criminal back where he belongs."
EXCLUSIVE: Remember the Haitian illegal alien gang member who vent viral to our cameras for yelling "F**k Trump, Biden forever!" & "I'm not going back to Haiti!" during his ICE arrest in Boston last year?
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) September 15, 2026
Well, he has, in fact, gone back to Haiti.
DHS confirms to @FoxNews that… pic.twitter.com/ThG3Ky3iQn
America lost another doctor/engineer today after this nice gentleman got sent back to Haiti after 19 MONTHS in ICE custody
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 15, 2026
Can’t WAIT to see him put his talents to use to rebuild his home country! https://t.co/x3NYLLsxCJ pic.twitter.com/wZAuF1QgEQ
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (VtGHd)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (wsYdv)
Posted by: I gott ask at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Hxgql)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (I43vL)
With a side of Karens.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (wsYdv)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (ca8Qt)
I bet he will be back long after he is deported
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Local media at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Saruman at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Z8Kuq)
Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)
I don't think he'll find a way back until Dems are on top again.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (zYpTz)
He fled to seek out a different ecosystem that was instead filled with prey. a.k.k. "Americans."
Trumps drop-kicks him back onto Predator Isle, and you can guarantee that he'll last 15 minutes before he'll get machine-gunned or necklaced.
Haitian warlords: Doing the job American liberal judges refuse to do!
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Av6i5)
I'm sure that nice Mr. "Barbecue" man in charge down there and this articulate young dreamer will get along just fine.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)
Yep, that's a Millennium Prize winner right there.
I'm sure his contributions to analyzing that purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations existence and smoothness problem would be invaluable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)
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And he's going to be the low man on the totem pole.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (SElz3)
"America. This is who the Democrats choose over you."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (1W4K+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V) Karen's.
They should tenderize him, first.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (wsYdv)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)
You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been to Haiti and it's a wonderful place.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (ccf/V)
He looks like an enraged wild dog. Baring his fangs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (w6EFb)
White people problems.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)
Remember how the left howled some 10 years ago when Trump dared say, "they're not sending their best and brightest?"
Remember "clock boy" and how we were supposed to coo over that budding Einstein?
And now the left (and the Texas GOPe) are reduced to " you have to let every ethnic in from every country no matter what or you're a racist."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (3cUTc)
They should tenderize him, first.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (wsYdv)
I'm sure they'll tenderize him inside AND out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (5rh/l)
He looks like an enraged wild dog. Baring his fangs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Hope they trebucheted him out of the plane at 10,000 feet over Port au Prince.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oUMhY)
You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been to Haiti and it's a wonderful place.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (ccf/V)
Just ignore the 7 ft tall piles of garbage in the background of that Conan beach photo in Haiti...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (ccf/V)
Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Good riddance to bad rubbish at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Ordinary American
Of course we did, course we borrowed the money to pay for the stay. Still cheaper than letting that human crime wave stay here, probably saved some lives here as well.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)
But, apparently, only Trump trolls on social media.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (/QHx4)
Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed
Click and blur--those people have a dangerous job deporting scum and refuse.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (E4rtv)
Just ignore the 7 ft tall piles of garbage in the background of that Conan beach photo in Haiti...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)
I said, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ordinary American
It's a write off, Jerry.
Posted by: Kramer at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)
Yup. But don't forget emanations create penumbras.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (5rh/l)
Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed
No -- all ICE agents have now had their faces surgically removed, to protect their identities once the Dems inevitably get back in power and doxx them all to Antifa. What you see in the photo is their actual faces.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
Haiti should be grateful to have him back. When he cures cancer, Haiti will get all the credit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (guGkK)
Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)
Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (FhXTo)
Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)
But you would think they'd do a better job than something that looks like a 3 year old who's just learned to use a mouse........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)
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How many Flock cameras did they pass by on the way to the airport?
Someone, somewhere, is probably trying to use that data to identify these guys.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (FZ29D)
"We're taking you back to Haiti."
"Fuck you pig!"
8 Hours Later...
"Wait a minute. This isn't Haiti! It's cold here!"
"Haytee... S Georgia Island... same difference."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
We're past mere doxxing. That's kid's stuff. They'll root them out and arrest them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ccf/V)
Definitely not the best look.
Somebody ran that through Microsoft Paint and went to town with the paintbrush.
A simple gaussian blur in Photoshop would have been better.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)
I guess that's good for biting off the heads of kittens.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (vOxCS)
Her daddy was a Sudanese warlord (William Nyuon Bany) but never mind all that right now.
The western people spent just about all the 1980s crying about the lot of the south Sudanese and how they were fellow Christians being oppressed by the evil Moslems of Khartoum. And, yanno, they were.
But the south Sudanese have little gratitude for any of the West's work here. They come to Western nations and laugh at us.
I bet the Muslims in Sudan are laughing at us too. See, look, these people would enslave Muslims - and white people - given any chance, they'd say.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (88C+u)
Moose out front shoulda told ya.
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I said, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
Posted by: Your Handler at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (LoUMf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)
Schoolyard?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (NFX2v)
They should send her back. Priority Service.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (LoUMf)
What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?
Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)
Three words: CLANCY JUROR
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (y9nCu)
Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.
These people don’t have rights to due process, lawyers or independent judges, this after all is just a civil matter, sending them back at the border.
Disappearing without a trace, cars left abandoned on streets, apartments empty or ransacked and then marooned in dangerous countries they might not ever have been to is so very just and lawful. /s
the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes
They organized well enough to kick the French out. So they have the ability to work together. I don’t think this is the west’s responsibility to take them in, but we could help repatriate them back to Africa, if that’s what they wanted
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (+fpfy)
It's almost as if the 'T' in TPS stands for something...
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (LoUMf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 05:55 PM (DbmIv)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM
When we were stationed in GITMO in 1992 when the entire country of haiti decided they would try to come to the US because they thought bush I would let them in. The Navy and Coast Guard "rescued" over 10,000 haitians trying to get to key west by anything that would float and brought them to GITMO.
When the ships would come in we offloaded and processed the haitians and sent them into a temporary camp. We also had to wash down the entire ship because they would $hit and pi$$ all over the place. You could literally smell when another ship was coming into the bay.
We built a tent city on the old runway and housed them there until we could process them to come to the US just like they hoped. That included the over 1,000 of them that were HIV positive. And yes bush I let all of them in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:55 PM (I43vL)
I wonder if he has any contacts back home in Haiti. He could parlay his experience as a predatory animal in the U.S. into long-term employment somewhere.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (5C90x)
A simple gaussian blur in Photoshop would have been better.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Hard disagree. Whoever did it should have drawn big, crude smiley faces on them.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (5HGTQ)
.......
And pets. They love them some pets.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)
Bingo! I have never cared less about anything in my entire life. Get these parasites the f*ck out of my country.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
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What a terrible thing to say.
A trebuchet would be nearly impossible to use on an aircraft. A ballista would be much more space-efficient.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
Oldest was in the musical, Peter and the Starcatcher, this summer, and he had a line, "Mmmm, pork.", when he was to be sleeping, dreaming of an earlier meal of salted pork.
In an airport, we recounted this line with impeccably bad timing as we were coming up the stairs to delicious food smells, and there was a cop at the top of the stairs. He cracked wise, and we all had a good laugh explaining the backstory.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wsYdv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (ncRE1)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL)
Crack houses and running drug and prostitution rings are plausibly called "small businesses".
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (nAS9C)
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No. We don't.
What matters is that we are stopping the suffering of Americans they are causing HERE.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:58 PM (FZ29D)
Make him exit the plane along with the blue ice.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:58 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: Pamazon at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (b5MGU)
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
***Wondering when all of the Libs who are against ICE and deportation are going to chime in about how this guy deserved to be in the country -
(Not really)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (SRRAx)
Sure the fuck don't.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)
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What do you mean "we," paleface?
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (oqH4h)
It's almost as if the 'T' in TPS stands for something...
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (LoUMf)
In looking at your weekly TPS reports, it looks like it stands for "tardy", so if you could get them turned in on time, with the current cover sheet as detailed in the memo, that would be great. We'll get you a copy of the memo for reference as well...
Posted by: Lumberg at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (guGkK)
.......
Have they attempted to gain American citizenship? Or just depending on that TPS for ever and ever?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (ncRE1)
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I care more about the outcome of any given WNBA game than I do about any third-world banana boat gang banger who gets sent back to whatever backwater shithole he came from.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (oqH4h)
This is wrong.
Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)
But they sure know how to work the slowdown for the foreign doctors and engineers
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 06:02 PM (8O9+I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)
It appears that reddit genius does not know what word the T in TPS represents.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:02 PM (5rh/l)
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And pets. They love them some pets.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)
They're really good to their moms and they keep the yard up nice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)
Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 06:03 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)
Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed
Yoko
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (7zn4w)
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Take it all with them as they go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
So was L.A.
Wonder where he and Jimmy Kimmel will host the Oscars now that it's gone.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Office Space at September 16, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
Also, that photo of him sandwiched between the two ICE guys makes me laugh, because you know ICE served up their largest, most intimidating moose for the escort to make a point. Both those guys are about a foot taller than the derelict.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 06:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Knee Mauler at September 16, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
OK, so they're not wrong about everything.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 06:06 PM (vTZFs)
A man still on probation after being convicted last year in a fentanyl possession case has been newly charged with illegal gun possession and is accused of trafficking fentanyl and cocaine from his Uptown Minneapolis residence. However, instead of being held on a probation violation, a Gov. Tim Walz-appointed judge has released him back into the community on bail.
Garey Lavell Howze, 27, is newly charged in Hennepin County District Court with two counts of first-degree drug sales, two counts of first-degree drug possession, and one count of being a felon in possession of a firearm.
Charges say Howze was under investigation this spring following reports of cocaine and fentanyl being trafficked out of the duplex where he was residing on the 3200 block of Hennepin Avenue.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
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You and Jimmy take time out from sucking each other's dick to enjoy the scenery, oh, and the bar-b-que, I hear it's delicious.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)
Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed
That's the worst you can come up with!??!
Try some Captain Beefheart. https://tinyurl.com/mw4zdswv
It'll blow your mind, man...or make you want to blow your mind away to stop listening to it.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (5HGTQ)
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)
https://tinyurl.com/y425ca6m
was written by a so called Jonas Reeve who is not real. He is an AI construction that someone is trying to pass off as a real person.
It even has a DEI friendly "photograph" of what a person has that is called a head.
This is so, so wrong.
Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (EV0C1)
Posted by: Advo at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (jO4mz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)
Later he moved to Massachusetts, and resided in the greater Boston area (including East Boston) and also accumulated 17 criminal convictions across the state before being detained and ultimately deported.
Something's serious wrong in Massachusetts.
And you know he's got to have interesting family still residing in this country, too.
Thank O & Joe.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)
Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed
That's the worst you can come up with!??!
Try some Captain Beefheart. https://tinyurl.com/mw4zdswv
It'll blow your mind, man...or make you want to blow your mind away to stop listening to it.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (5HGTQ)
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*cough* Is this thing on?
Posted by: Yoko Ono at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 16, 2026 06:10 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)
Why bother, the schoolyard is filled with more guys just like him. Let him take out a few when he impacts.
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
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You and Jimmy take time out from sucking each other's dick to enjoy the scenery, oh, and the bar-b-que, I hear it's delicious.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (vOxCS)
__________________________
I prefer the Dominican Republic. The girls....UMMM I mean the women....WOMEN ...are a bit more nubile.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Lit like unlimited flaming eye shots?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Agreed. I'll take it, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (7zn4w)
BRICS Summit Takes Aim At US Influence Over The Global Economy
_ZH
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Sometime zh's sponsors take themselves far too serious.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero
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Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (XJ22o)
His Heart Will Go On to Port-au-Prince, much like the rest of him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (guGkK)
___________________
OK. Fine.
(click) Pew pew
Next?
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (pE12i)
Posted by: a.moron
I'm all for deporting Julio down by the Haitian schoolyard too.
Posted by: Paul Simon at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (pTMvO)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Dipshits? It was a Faustian bargain (or maybe Frankenstein vision?), hoping for immediate political power while either assuming they could later control the monsters they imported, or just not caring and assuming it would be someone else's problem (they Dem leadership can't be so dumb that they'd believe they'd assimilate...right?)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (5HGTQ)
Something's serious wrong in Massachusetts.
Should've murdered his kids and claimed PDT's immigration policies and risk of deportation made him temporarily psychotic. Women from all over the country would be sending him nudes and sexually explicit DMs whether he got convicted or not.
Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (rdVOm)
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________
That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)
Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Take a page from Democrat playbook - extra-judicial.
They received citizenship by illegal means.
They were illegally imported into the US.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:17 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (1W4K+)
He will make a fine administrator of Clinton Foundation Haiti Grants.
Or at least be able to fund raise for 'em.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
That would be unfortunate.
Have you seen my field of fucks?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:19 PM (7zn4w)
Only a racist would call Haiti a shithole country. It has a rich and diverse cultural history
and
You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (1W4K+)
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That would be such a shame.../sarc
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)
that double album is on my short list for island stranded sitch.
Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (ncRE1)
Only a racist would call Haiti a shithole country. It has a rich and diverse cultural history
and
You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (sKqQm)
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It's a wonder they don't all have whiplash from the cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)
When I was a kid, I had a Hotwheels power block. It had two big rubber wheels, and when the car hit it, ZOOM -- the car got powered down the track.
I want that at the border for these people. Get Elon working on it.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (1W4K+)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:21 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:22 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)
How about expedited DE-naturalizations?
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)
While they're not available, there are several episodes with commentary, which is actually fun at points.
This dude came to America and bullied her. Now, he's going home.
Enjoy the beatdown........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (ccf/V)
Seems to solve some problems Right There.
You guys can marvel at watching Darwin's Survival of the Fittest!
Live stream and monetize it!
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (pUU4E)
......
on Pay per View
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________
That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.
Posted by: Bob Menendez
They're willing to marry their own siblings to come here and contribute! That's the kind of dedication we should want in new American citizens!!!
Posted by: AWFLs at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (5HGTQ)
Guess we'll have to take him off our list of potential suitors.
Posted by: Maliqua and Sashiqua at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (+gK6I)
It's like his bottom tooth is throwing the bird.
He's already got the voodoo bad juju going on and I do hope he never returns.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)
Wonder if rival gang members were notified of his arrival. Hope so.
Fuck him and every illegal!
Arrest. Deport. Repeat.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (SS/71)
_-_
...he would act like that.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)
I would expect more like Don Lemon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (+fpfy)
Before the duct tape, you mean.
Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (Otznn)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (oUMhY)
It's quite simple. F*ck your brother. In like Flynn.
Posted by: 11han 0mar at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (ccf/V)
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on Pay per View
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)
Could call it "Guess Who's For Dinner".
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (X5Jzz)
( shakes head)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (qEb4U)
Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (ncRE1)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (wGerL)
It is sort of fascinating to watch.
The obvious argument for them to latch on to would be something like, "Haiti is a backwards and benighted place, but we've brought the good people, the victims, here, who just want a life like any American"
But then of course all these criminals and welfare leeches would show that to be false...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (sKqQm)
Forget the military aged part and focus on the men.
Has anyone done any investigative reporting on how the countries that have lost a significant chunk of their men are faring post exodus? If reconsidering "military aged" and assumed that there is a level of intelligence and industry to be considered of "military" caliber, has this had an effect on job markets? crime? GDP?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: AWFLs
And let's make it clear that they are all, ALL, eligible for their million dollar reparations checks, Charlie cracker.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (Y8DZL)
......
on Pay per View
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)
Could call it "Guess Who's For Dinner".
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (X5Jzz)
Hood Eats?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)
Also that he testified for the government and is being set free in Haiti as a reward.
Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (Otznn)
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (ZjqVo)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)
_-_
...he would act like that.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)
I would expect more like Don Lemon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)
We're in fantasy land anyway. You know mooch would have aborted any male child. If she was a woman, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)
No Toxic Masculinity found in that animal that had to be tazed just in order to be buckled in. right?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (wsYdv)
Trump would deport his Kenyan ass as well!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (SS/71)
- "that's a weird thing to call your brother..."
Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (ncRE1)
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (ZjqVo)
If they were looking for feral kid for a remake of Road Warrior, he would be top of the stack.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Or simply drop the test tube.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I'll bring the punch!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I'll bring the punch!
Posted by: Bill Cosby
I can bring the Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:33 PM (ncRE1)
Posted by: Lady in Black
The next Maryland Man?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:36 PM (qEb4U)
Damn, where did common sense go?
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 06:37 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:38 PM (dK+Kv)
My condemnation of ICE is because they don't have to wear those aprons that butchers wear to keep the blood and guts off of them.
What happened to the psychopaths who are discharged from the military because they are way too enthusiastic about killing people? Every person has a place in the working world.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:39 PM (a6PrB)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Captain Beefheart at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Islam is submission to the devil at September 16, 2026 08:48 PM (1seQh)
Hollywood Is Fake and Gay: Wolverine Is Gay, Green Lantern Only Got the Ring Because of White Privilege
I haven't bothered covering HBO's Lanterns show because, at this point, who cares.
The show is being run by woke clown no-talent Damon Lindeloff, who previously turned HBO's Watchmen series into hardcore racial agitprop with a pronounced black-cuck fetish. And the other show-runner is an extremely woke DEI black woman. If you're not a comics fan, I'll explain the Green Lantern: Hal Jordan, a fearless test pilot, was chosen as the bearer of a Green Lantern ring, which confers incredible power on the user and makes the user a member of the intergalactic super-police, the Green Lantern Corps. Basically Jedis in spandex. The Corps had previously never considered giving barbarous earthlings a power ring, but Hal Jordan was such a standout -- eventually acknowledged as the greatest Green Lantern -- that rings were given to additional earth-men, including John Stewart, a black architect. In the new woke hard-core black supremacist version of the show, John Stewart's father was considered for the ring before Hal Jordan, but was rejected from the program. They showed him something scary and asked "Are you afraid?" He answered "Yes," and they moved on to the next candidate (Hal Jordan), because it is critical that a Lantern be fearless. Later, the people who give out the rings, the Guardians, paid a visit to the Stewart family to make sure they were doing okay. John Stewart's mother launched into a Proud Black Woman lecture -- everyone take heed, a Black Woman is speaking and we are listening. She said to the intergalactic super-being, "How dare you ask a black man if he is afraid," because black people are permanently terrified in America, and then asserted, without contradiction, that Hal Jordan, having "white privilege," would of course not be afraid of anything so the whole game was rigged, as usual, against The Black Man. The writers and show-runners confirmed that this was supposed to be an accurate statement about race in America. They say the want to "start conversations," but if you tell them this is nasty racialist propaganda, they'll cancel you for your racism. Damon Lindeloff has previously shown he has some kind of gay black cuck fetish, and again shows that here. He makes a point to show John Stewart having sex with the wife of a literal white supremacist leader. And then, bizarrely, the white supremacist leader strips off his clothes and demands that John Stewart -- here an artist instead of an architect -- draw him and his naked dong. Just like the "dram me like your French girls" scene from Titanic, except gay and weird. Oh, and the show also includes a "surprising amount of naked penises." No boobs, just dicks. Showing naked women is exploitative and low-brow, showing naked dicks every half-hour is Elevated and Artistic. These are Prestige Dicks. OUT: The Male Gaze IN: The Male Gays This is a DC superhero show. Oh, and in this version of the story, John Stewart is not a colleague of Hal Jordan, but his Superior Replacement -- let's not be subtle about this, let's make it clear that black men are superior in every way-- and John Stewart beats the crap out of the man formerly considered the greatest Green Lantern in history and takes his ring from him. Oh, and in the first episode, Hal Jordan is shown to be dead and murdered later in the season. White erasure, I think they would call it. Sorry to bore you but that background is needed for this next story: the incoming regime is reportedly having "crisis" meetings to deal with the backlash over this toxic race grifting propaganda, as well as their decision to cast black actors to replace white actors in their unnecessary Harry Potter cash-grab retelling.Paramount is holding internal meetings about the growing backlash to HBO's shows, sources tell Cosmic Book News. "I heard 'meetings' are taking place to address the growing backlash to the shows," a source said. "They've spent ungodly amounts of money on Harry Potter and they plan to spend much more to promote it." The shows drawing the fire: Lanterns, HBO's Harry Potter, House of the Dragon, and now The People v. Gorilla Grodd. Paramount is in the middle of closing its $111 billion purchase of Warner Bros. Discovery, the deal that hands the Ellisons HBO and HBO Max. "Keep it in mind when you see bots swarming your posts and everyone else dunking on HBO slop," the source said, referring to the bot accounts that swarm Cosmic Book News' own posts and social media whenever these shows come up. "The growing backlash to Lanterns, Potter, House of Dragon, and now Grodd got them worried." Some of that backlash still shows up as viewership. People tune in to see the trainwreck. The source says the studio knows that kind of watching doesn't pay. "Negative engagement might pad the ratings a bit but wrecks ancillary income channels," the source said. "Hate watching does not translate into merch sales, DVD sales, book sales, etc." ... "One thing many are missing: HBO is supposed to be 'appointment television, the home of The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, etc.,'" the source continued. "Having Grodd and Lantern Dicks be the new face of HBO is irking a lot of people." That's the network that just greenlit a mockumentary where Jimmy Tatro plays Gorilla Grodd in a practical gorilla suit. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone premieres this Christmas on HBO. Asked what the studio can do about the show at this point, the source said the window has closed. "Potter season 1 is done or very close to done," the source said. "Nothing they can do except hype up the good elements and ignore the bad casting choices." ... "It's a brand problem. And the Ellisons are paying $$$$$ for that brand," the source said. "They need that brand to be Peak TV, Emmy magnets, the home of great directors and producers. Not the brand that normies associate with whatever Lanterns is."You may remember a story from a couple of weeks ago: Comic Boon News reported, accurately, that Hal Jordan was shown dead with a bullet wound in his head in the first episode, and HBO filed a false copyright claim to suppress the story. They claimed they had a copyright over someone repeating a plot point from the show. Meanwhile, there's a Wolverine videogame that's about to be released, and yes, it is lame and gay. It's lame because it's not really a game. There are parts of the game that are supposed to be "Quick Time Events," a game mechanic which is ancient and considered lame already, but it's lamer still here, because the game will not let you fail these quick-time events. If you fail to push the buttons the game tells you to push, it just pushes them for you. It's one of those "Push W to win" games, people say -- if you just hold down the "W" button to walk forward, you automatically win, because the "game" is mostly just a movie made with CGI that you watch rather than play. And it's gay because the game's creators have decided that Wolverine's deadliest and most brutal foe, Sabertooth, is in some kind of gay chaste romance with him. They "yearn" for each other's touch. Sure, Sabertooth has been trying to murder Wolverine for 50 years, but beneath that, there is a tender longing and suppressed homosexual love.
Sabretooth Yearns For Wolverine In Insomniac's Game: "Hate And Love Are So Hand In Hand" By Patrick Scanlon The Washington Post's Marvel's Wolverine review landed at three stars, but the part getting passed around isn't the score. It's Sabretooth. Reviewer Gene Park describes a scene during an assault on a military base where Sabretooth grabs the back of Logan's head, and Park reads the moment as longing, not menace. Insomniac says that's exactly what it is. "Hate And Love Are So Hand In Hand" Narrative director Walt Williams told the Post the beat is written that way on purpose.By the way, the studio that produced this employed the services of Woke Compliance Officers "Sweet Baby Inc.," who have inserted gayness and Muh Representation into dozens of games, most of which subsequently failed. I don't know if this is their handiwork, but even if it is, it is Insomniac studios who implemented it and now proudly boast of it.
Logan feels the pull, gets scared, and backs off. Sabretooth feels the same pull, it hurts him, and he lashes out to push that hurt onto Logan. "Hate and love are so hand in hand," Williams said. He framed the rivalry as a loop: each one wounds the other, and the shared pain is what keeps them bound together. Williams is the writer behind Spec Ops: The Line, the 2012 shooter that doubled as a psychological thriller. Park's takeaway is that Insomniac left room for love inside Logan's most violent relationship.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/a1Sq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (/a1Sq)
Posted by: moot at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (YytD3)
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 04:36 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)
But that was like 20 years ago.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (2Ez/1)
I thought you were just making all that up in a hyperbolic fervor.
That sucks all the ass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (dK+Kv)
The worst thing is when you're watching a show you like and they suddenly shove a naked dick on the screen.
Surprise Dick is the worst dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)
I enjoyed both Young Washington and The Brink of War.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Somehow I doubt South Park will lampoon Paramount in the same way.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (GD2xa)
He's very, very gay
He's so gay (he's gay)
And he likes to be that way
With his keys all on the right
He's into rubber every night
He's so gay
He's almost everyone today
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: hurricane567 at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (+ayKE)
When does the Bryan Singer biopic come out?
You know, the one that will be four hours of him having coerced and drugged anal sex with preteens that want to be in the "movies" and then he discards them or has them chopped up into pepperoni for "pizza". I heard this happened probably.
I remember when I was a kid, the superheroes were actually really good people and not degenerates.
What the hell happened in 50 years. Who did this and why.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (DTNuS)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)
Define “ men”.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)
David Brooks might be the target audience.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)
No Lanterns Season 2 In Development, No Other DCU Projects, Says HBO Boss
But I was looking for...back in a minute...
One of the chicks writing the show should have just been told to make herself useful and go make some sandwiches because this was here woke take on things. The mom or grandma was fearless for living in a crime ridden shithole.
"In the episode, Bernadette tells Laura Linney’s Guardian that Hal gets to live without fear because he’s a white man, and asks how fair it is to ask a Black man in America if he’s afraid.
She also spends John’s entire childhood conditioning him to feel no fear, right down to lying that birds are watching him for the Guardians.
The writer’s own words cut that defense off at the knees. She doesn’t view Bernadette as wrong. She views her as the most fearless person in the story, passed over by a biased ring."
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (rje/a)
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq
You know who you know why.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (/a1Sq)
I loved comic books until I was 12, then I... changed.
The last 20 years of Hollywood entertainment has been gay racist shit; when Paramount pays to get out of Calipornia maybe that can start to change.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Y8DZL)
Corrected for DC accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (ccf/V)
Conversations about how much the show sucks and how much writing has fallen off in quality.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Hbeqj)
So, if you insist on having some moral justification for watching a swinging smurf sausage, beyond just enjoying the pendulum swing, Alan Moore gave you one.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (AbRni)
Maxine Waters?
Posted by: Inquiring minds at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: hurricane567 at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (+ayKE)
If anyone said they read a Wolverine comic they would have been excluded from the writers’ room immediately.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)
LMAO
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)
What's stopping you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (ccf/V)
I always mention it but for those who missed it -the last great thing was "Stargirl" available on Amazon Prime. Three seasons - 13 episodes.
Brec was about 20 but played a pretty teenager perfectly. Her stepdad was her sidekick AND MENTOR. Yeah, the girl actually needed the guy. Fun show with Solomon Grundy AND a big giant robot.
Brec had a picture on Instagram. She's only 5'2" but she would have made a nice 'Supergirl' too.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (oUMhY)
Back when South Park still had at least a quarter of the plot, they had that episode about A Game of Thrones and this reminded me of the Weiner Chorus:
"[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener]. One wiener, next to another wiener. Two wieners alongside yet another wiener. Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect...WEINER!".
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)
Tens of people.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (XUHiS)
I haven't bothered covering HBO's Lanterns show because, at this point, who cares.
Careful Ace! Ya Boi Zach might make a community post calling you a Birthday Party Clown, or whatever deranged angle he's taking on people calling out all the woke garbage in comics and related media.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (/a1Sq)
You want: A white privilege ring.
You'd settle for: An amulet of whiteness.
You'll get: A faded race card pull from the washer.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (HgYkD)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
Critical Drinker is spot on. She's very 'girl next door' and doesn't give off the "I'm hot, how dare you look at me" bitch vibe by any stretch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (ccf/V)
These are Prestige Dicks.
I won’t be paying $18.49 per month ad free to see prestige dick.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: The Apostle Paul at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (2Ez/1)
He can write and direct compelling stories, when someone else stops him from his worst impulses.
As for Green Lantern, I'm 3 episodes in...and really, all the characters are made to be generally unlikeable as they work on saving the Earth. The "nicest Mary Sue" characters in the 1st 3 episodes are probably the female sheriff and her lawyer husband (followed by John Stewart's brothers, but they have a lesser role).
So, while it's somehat anti-white, those folks are actually white and semi-redeeming.
I think the more compelling story is that he took the standard that it's the Stewart parents who had this dream for Jon to be Green Lantern b/c their dad failed. There is something compelling at watching parents be horrible to their kid in order for him to achieve their dream...and maybe his?
That's the compelling part of the backstory.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (tOcjL)
It's been proven time and again that this is a losing strategy. How stupid are these f*ckers?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (ZgwKJ)
The real post-apocalyptic fight is if the "HOLLYWOOD" sign up on the hill will be rainbow colored, black, pink, or jihadi green.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:46 PM (/a1Sq)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:46 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:46 PM (/a1Sq)
Used to email with him back and forth, then it stopped. Haven't heard from him in a long time.
I know he was going through some rough patches with his ex.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (ccf/V)
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: IGN Game Reviewer at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (5HGTQ)
They already made movies of all the books, and the movies were all big hit blockbusters and the roles are all strongly associated with those actors.
But beyond that, all the non-woke fans are annoyed with the race-swapping, and all the woke fans hate JKR because she says crazy Nazi shit like "men aren't women".
So, who do they think is going to watch it?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September
Beats the $20 everybody talks about downtown.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (XUHiS)
Used to be if I saw a nudity warning I’d say, ok even if this sucks I’ll still watch it.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: thathalfrican
DOOD! Long time no see.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)
That's the compelling part of the backstory.
right because Black Men Have to Do Twice the Work to Get Half the Credit.
Pass.
As others have said, this is a supervillain origin story. and the show presents the parents as being good people for torturing their child.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
Or, is that too easy? The guy is already wearing gay clothes, and he hangs out with the maid. One of those guys is named "Little John". And, in a callback to the serial killer in "Silence of the Lambs", we have ourselves a "Friar Tuck".
Seems to me Mel Brooks didn't go far enough, and I think this a great vehicle for HBO to enlighten us with a Gay, looting, and luting, bunch of guys with sexual ambiguity who all have nicknames related to their junk. Plus, bonus, the lead character has a girl's name. King Richard becomes King Dick, and King "John" hangs out in the outhouse looking to show his dominance by railing some poor mail peasant.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)
Posted by: James Talarico, Raging Hetero at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oqH4h)
They already made movies of all the books, and the movies were all big hit blockbusters and the roles are all strongly associated with those actors.
But beyond that, all the non-woke fans are annoyed with the race-swapping, and all the woke fans hate JKR because she says crazy Nazi shit like "men aren't women".
So, who do they think is going to watch it?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)
Disney is going to remake the original Star Wars trilogy.
hollywood is dead, they just refuse to acknowledge it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (ccf/V)
Beats the $20 everybody talks about downtown.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (Y8DZL)
“$18.49 same as in town” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (XUHiS)
I need to visit his neighborhood, because plenty of girls grew up around me, and none of them were built like Sweeney.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Cuz it sounds like the show needs more public restrooms.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (XUHiS)
Uh, why do you want her in a skirt that's in the shape and color of a pencil? *confused*.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)
Because they might be able to squeeze just a few more shekels out of the franchise. I thought that was obvious.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
As others have said, this is a supervillain origin story. and the show presents the parents as being good people for torturing their child.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
Pikers.
Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (88C+u)
__________________
Spellcheck is retarded:
Male....not mail.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (dIske)
They may vote to F**k themselves because of the influence of cell phones and the internet keeping these sheeple at a low IQ level.
The media bombards the people every day with trash, and it seems most people really cannot think for themselves and just suck up all the bilge presented every day by the Commi-Crats as the truth.
Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (NlHgc)
Literally for cash grab reasons. When Discovery overspent to acquire Warner Bros., it took on $80 billion in debt. The CEO David Zaslav ordered the divisions to look through their libraries of IP and milk any cow that still could produce any milk at all. He wanted to make Warner Bros. look like it could make money, so that he could sell it off.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)
Hollywood, full of these miscreants, knows this and helps all they can by making everyone a fag or getting raped by a fag or molested by a fag or whatever to make it normal to the kids out there.
Posted by: It Works! at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (Z8Kuq)
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)
They keep wanting to get the juice without the squeeze.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026 04:51 PM (PwgSL)
Posted by: A mail peasant at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)
The problem with her build is that it doesn't take much, usually just a few years past 30, for them to acquire an apple shape, i.e. thick-waisted, with the top gallant sails heading towards the deck.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)
They already made movies of all the books, and the movies were all big hit blockbusters and the roles are all strongly associated with those actors.
But beyond that, all the non-woke fans are annoyed with the race-swapping, and all the woke fans hate JKR because she says crazy Nazi shit like "men aren't women".
So, who do they think is going to watch it?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)
Harry Potter is 1) fantasy and 2) after my time so 3) I am out of the loop on it…but…from my understanding the TV show had the potential to be even more book accurate than the movies. Hence their getting made. Note: I said HAD the potential. The castung choices are a warning of what else may have been changed, with Miss Rowling’s consent as I believe she is involved with the show.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (XUHiS)
journalist: "First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs."
Mr. Krabs: "Hello, I like money!"
journalist: "What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krabs right next door to the original?"
Mr. Krabs: "Money!"
Posted by: SpongeBob reference at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (5HGTQ)
Cuz it sounds like the show needs more public restrooms.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)
Actually the ring makes the costume. Kind of a spray on affair. It was less gay than it sounds.
But not much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)
Can't wait for the Founding Fathers movie with George Washington crossing the Delaware while being given a blow job by a blue coat, and Thomas Jefferson being drilled in the ass by one of his black slaves "Johnny".
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 04:53 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)
That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:53 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar
Perverts are, after all, a natural cabal. Or several. (Gays hire guys they like, and lesbians hire chicks they like; so if not for bisexuals, they would be completely disjoint cliques.) But don't you dare notice!
The same people will then issue Dark Warnings about Orthodox Jews in Your City, and then turn around again and call it 'racism' and 'Islamophobia' to notice other religions and ethnicities with in-group preferences. They have no principles, only the pursuit of power, and the Projection Strategy works just fine for that.
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Back in the day at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (2Ez/1)
I'm just so sick of escapist type entertainment being tainted by politics 24/7.
Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (B9BTv)
If you think the Uncharted series is "on rails," you haven't seen anything yet. This game requires zero brain power.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)
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This is actually kind of dumb.
Heroes are able to control and overcome their fear, which is why they are heroes.
Only idiots are without any fear at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (FZ29D)
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A short skirt and a LONG jacket.
Posted by: Cake at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (YytD3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (FZ29D)
The Romans believed that courage was a skill to be learned.
But what would they know about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)
That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )
I watched the spinoff of Foyle's War on PBS a new nights ago. The original show had Honeysuckle Weeks (yes, that's her name) and she was fairly hawt. However, the new show has her about 20 years older, and to put it mildly, the years have not been kind. She's got no discernible figure, and believe me, I've looked.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)
That's the compelling part of the backstory.
right because Black Men Have to Do Twice the Work to Get Half the Credit.
Pass.
As others have said, this is a supervillain origin story. and the show presents the parents as being good people for torturing their child.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
It's not twice the work - it's really that dad went mental and couldn't handle failure...and mom gave him the path back from failure by committing them to make dad's dream come true. It's like the worst "my kid has to live out my dreams" angle...
It makes Jon cold and generally unlikeable as well...he's lived a life that wasn't his...but his parents...and really didn't have much choice in the matter, at least as a kid...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)
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This is also dumb.
It turns John Stewart into a thug and a thief.
I don't think the Green Lantern Corps would support that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM
Believe me, $18.49 per month is a lot cheaper than having to pay for a bath house membership.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (OkYzo)
The TV series will give them a chance to tell the entire story the books did.
That’s one reason why the series coukd be worth it, but looking at current Hollywood and the casting choices they made, I think they’ll screw this up, too.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Cake
I assume that Sydney has a nice ass as well. And she would need a very long jacket to cover her boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)
Sup brah. How’re things?
Hanging right, as one would expect.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 04:58 PM (5C90x)
His abusive parents decided to raise him to be without fear, by doing absurd nonsense like shooting things on top of his head. One of the ways they exposed him to danger to eliminate fear was by.... driving him to a ghetto black neighborhood and telling him to get out of the car and walk home.
That's right guys. The black people know the most dangerous thing to do is walk through a black neighborhood. Right after it lectured about 'black men having fear in America'.
It's actually comical.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 16, 2026 04:58 PM (UkEqa)
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)
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If someone ever altered it to read "HOLY WORD," maybe all of Califzuela (or at least The South) would burn to the ground.
[And despite having been born there during The Golden State Age:] A man can dream ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (LCdVS)
I miss the Soprano's era of HBO. That era was it's Peak.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (OkYzo)
HTF does one screw up Lord of the Rings, yet the Rings of Power managed it without breaking a sweat.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (NlHgc)
Too many people with too much money and too few ethics.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Come to think of it, the $1.51 is for the tip. Just the tip.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)
I would love to see someone make a satirical Potter movie where they cast a black person as Hermione—and then follow Rowling’s description to the letter.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (olroh)
Is the wolverine game actually bad?
girlfriend and I played for 6 hours. We are huge X-Men fans and we had a ton of fun tbh. I think if you like X-Men and understand that it's an alternate universe you too will enjoy it because at the end of the day, you are a cool guy with claws dismembering bigots. The floor is 7/10.
None of the complaints seem tinted wtih culture anything. The complaints seem to be focused on weak storytelling, a too linear game, and too much hand holding. the clips I've seen have backed this up. Watch the Skill Up review if you want, he's not really one for culture war stuff.
Sounds like, once again, capitalism is at fault here.
A friend of mine (I use the term lightly) has begun sending me dozens of “Wolverine has GONE WOKE” videos.
Unfortunately for these people anything even slightly mediocre has to be woven into their bullshit culture war ideology
A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (5HGTQ)
Methinks thou dost protest too much.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:02 PM (Riz8t)
A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (5HGTQ)
WRONG!!! I'm very offended by diversity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:02 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Sopranos, Deadwood and Rome were all running at the same time for a while.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Tamminator at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (tHEhe)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (5HGTQ)
WRONG!!! I'm very offended by diversity.
Is exactly what a bigot would say....Wait, that joke doesn't really work here, does it.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)
Would the ring even work on someone who got it that way? I was never a committed Lantern fan, but I did read a few issues. I don’t remember that scenario ever happening.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)
Below, a video of me discussing this with Netflix executives.
https://tinyurl.com/v2tupucj
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:04 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)
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Catcher In The Rye 2: Codependent Boogaloo.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 05:04 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Paul B at September 16, 2026 05:04 PM (OUl0R)
There isn't another site on the entire interwebs where one will find "proto-woke".
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:05 PM (Riz8t)
He can write and direct compelling stories, when someone else stops him from his worst impulses.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (tOcjL)
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Yup, this is perfectly encapsulated by "The Toy Collector", a novel he wrote in the 2000s. It's a very funny story but he just does not know where to draw the line.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 16, 2026 05:05 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)
That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Essential black pencil skirt with white blouse, small necklace and pearl ear rings.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:05 PM (vOxCS)
That'll be enough out of you, Piper.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:06 PM (Riz8t)
Nearly everything they’ve touched lately, that could be good, turns to shit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC)
No.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)
The ring chooses the bearer. Hal was the first guy on scene when the alien guy who had the ring before him augered in but it chose him nevertheless.
I think the ring is useless if you take it by force. Its not the wand from Harry Potter. More like Mjolnir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
Nearly everything they’ve touched lately, that could be good, turns to shit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)
Not mentioning there's absolutely no f*cking reason on Earth to remake it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (ccf/V)
But what would they know about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
If only there were a magic potion or fairy dust that could instantly grant courage to the common man!
Posted by: Dude-Bro after a fifth of tequila...or Florida Man on bath salts at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Sponge
Me too! That's why I'm here in my safe space, raging against cisnormative whiteness raging.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)
I dunno much about comics stuff, but I thought *the ring* chose its bearer, and that Hal Jordan got it after its previous owner died after crash-landing on Earth?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC)
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I'm guessing it looks like Citizen Kane by comparison.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dude-Bro after a fifth
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Hash, hasassassins.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:10 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (ccf/V)
Hollywood has so few original concepts they have banked on adaptations, sequels, and nostalgia for decades.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)
I dunno much about comics stuff, but I thought *the ring* chose its bearer, and that Hal Jordan got it after its previous owner died after crash-landing on Earth?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (oPFtC)
They each use the ring in the 1st episodes b/c Jon was designated Hal's protege and Hal was technically training him...I'd say more, but then it's even more spoilers...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 05:11 PM (tOcjL)
Sopranos, Deadwood and Rome were all running at the same time for a while.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (XvL8K)
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Note that they cancelled Deadwood and Rome before they had a satisfactory ending.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:12 PM (amcLV)
Makes me laugh.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 05:13 PM (Sco7b)
Ryan Reynolds did his best and special effects were decent, but the plot is not very compelling even for an origin story.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)
Spencer Pratt
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I tried to warn you. LA is getting absolutely decimated by the insane communist wackos running California. Bob Bonta’s jihad against Paramount is a death blow. What a corrupt piece of shit.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Paramount to leave California, according to the L.A. Mayor's office and the California Attorney General's office.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)
A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.
If there's something fake and gay in a recent video game it's a solid bet Sweet Baby was involved. They are the masters of disaster.
Posted by: Putting the gay in gaming at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)
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Even Mark Strong could not save that movie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (amcLV)
“We’re going to modify the House schedule by a day,” House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) told reporters.
Lawmakers will return to Washington for a lame-duck session Nov. 9, by which time voters will have determined which party will control the House and Senate for the following → two years.🚩
_NYPost
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (vOxCS)
I assume that Sydney has a nice ass as well. And she would need a very long jacket to cover her boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)
There is a pic or two out there with her in an equestrian outfit…
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: beckster
It was mostly, men, until the woke decided it would be the perfect venue for conversion propaganda to make straight men gay.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
There's a number of streaming services with series that always provide a happy ending.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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They could have easily got two or three more seasons out of both.
The Larry Sanders Show was also outstanding.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (XvL8K)
*****
Just watched that last winter and it was still excellent in 2026.
Netflix will probably make Deets the main hero character with Augustus and Call as racist colonizers of Mexican land and cattle.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (PwgSL)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Putting the gay in gaming at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/)
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The Drinker did a segment on Sweet Baby, which he called Likeable Infant or some such to avoid massive retaliation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:12 PM (amcLV)
HBO did put out a Deadwood movie a decade or so ago that did end the series a little better than a never resolved plot-line in the last season.
I enjoyed it.
Rome has gotten no such treatment.
Cancelling those two shows was kind of stupid considering the kind of crap that runs for several seasons these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
(Checks watch).....Ummmm....aren't we overdue for a remake of one of the 40 or 50 (yes, you read that right) Robin Hood feature films?
There's been 2 this year:
The Death of Robin Hood - which turns Robin Hood into a vile, child-killing homicidal thug.
And
"The Uprising" - has Robin Hood but doesn't call him Robin Hood. They call him something like Feathercram Bottomskwertz.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 05:18 PM (iJfKG)
It will only take another five years to bleed everyone out
then there will be a new day, CA will be begging for people,
making it a best buy.
But who has enough blood to stay?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (vOxCS)
They could remake Ishtar or Howard the Duck, but no.
Further proof they only want to ruin things.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (GD2xa)
I will not even acknowledge any kind of re-imagining. Blasphemy!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (0aYVJ)
I noticed a long time ago that when there is a lack or loss of talent and creativity in black entertainment products, a recurring default plot feature is showing black people beating up white people. Apparently that material practically writes itself. It it's a comedy, it's considered hilarious by the writers. If it's a drama, the writers think it's profound and just.
OK. It gets you what it gets you.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (azNOR)
I am sick of the queer stuff.
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM
And the racism crap.
That's one of the reasons I like older kids shows. And they're pretty funny.
And horror movies. Hard to bitch about racism when the zombies are about to kill you.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (Sco7b)
Nick Sortor
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🚨 WTF?! Mitch McConnell just had to be TOLD how to vote on advancing the Farm Bill out of committee
He's literally just a PUPPET SENATOR at this point.
Mitch has been in the Senate for over 41 YEARS. WE NEED TERM LIMITS NOW!
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026
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Echoed 1000x
At this point I dread another Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake, because guess who'll be shown as gay, and a revival of "Ellery Queen" mysteries? Forget it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)
Movies went to California over a hundred years ago 'cause it was sunny and made outdoor filming cheap, along with great outdoor settings for westerns.
Now you can create Lawrence of Arabia on your laptop.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (Y8DZL)
I know someone that works there, curious what will happen to them.
I hope the CA AG is happy.
Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (B9BTv)
Yum!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (fapp/)
Between that and AI, we may correct all this crap soon.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 05:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Like distracted children they walk away.
Where's next season?
Wait!
Wut?
crickets
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:21 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (PwgSL)
They will cast Zendaya as Deets and Elliott Page as everyone else.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:21 PM (GD2xa)
What audiences desperately want is a gay Robin Hood. Or has that already been done?
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (GUOwU)
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I know of a film business vendor that wanted to upgrade the electrical system in their facilities. Los Angeles red tape would make them wait 1 year and cost $100k. They did it in Texas in 4 days and $5k. You reap what you sow. My
@thr
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Paramount to leave California, according to the L.A. Mayor's office and the California Attorney General's office.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)
Between that and AI, we may correct all this crap soon.
Posted by: Stateless
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There should be a push that after like 50 years, anything is public domain.
Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (B9BTv)
. . . well, okay, that might actually be sort of fun if they cast the right actress and didn't go all in on hate-men stuff. Might. If.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (wzUl9)
What Swwet Baby Inc does is go to studios and say "nice game you've got here, it'd be a shame if a mob said nasty things about it in on the Internet. We can help you avoid that."
I'm astonished no one has sued them for exortion yet.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026
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I dunno, but we had a Zorro the Gay Blade film. It supposed to be a comedy; was it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
I had to bail on "Lanterns" after the third episode.
It was so grimly racist. Its whole purpose seems to be promoting racial hatred and violence.
However, if you are a fan of whiny demonic racism does HBO have a show for you!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (iJfKG)
Mitch has been in the Senate for over 41 YEARS. WE NEED TERM LIMITS NOW!
Posted by: beckster
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Get a horse!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (9AdGW)
The movie will be filmed in the dark or at dusk for most of the film and indoor scenes will be lit by candle and oil lamp.
Everybody will look dirty as hell, and cuss like sailors on leave.
Lori will kill Blue Duck just because.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Nick Sortor
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🚨 WTF?! Mitch McConnell just had to be TOLD how to vote on advancing the Farm Bill out of committee
He's literally just a PUPPET SENATOR at this point.
Mitch has been in the Senate for over 41 YEARS. WE NEED TERM LIMITS NOW!
Posted by: beckster
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I'll tell you a secret direct from the House floor in the 80's, a lot of members have no idea what they are voting on and floor staff tells them what leadership wants to them to vote. This has been going on decades if not longer and the Senate had ga ga 80 and 90 years back then too that had to be staffers run their office.
Not too long ago before Lady Lindsay, Strom Thurmond lived in a special suite at Walter Reed Hospital and was wheeled in when needed for a vote and then promptly wheeled back out and transported back to the hospital.
And not to put too fine a point in it, there is no way that 2/3rds of each house will vote for term limits. A convention of the states can be held by 2/3rds vote but any amendment from that still has to pass 3/4 of state legislators, many of which dream of a job until death in Congress.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (E4rtv)
At this point I dread another Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake, because guess who'll be shown as gay, and a revival of "Ellery Queen" mysteries? Forget it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)
A.U.N.T. Man?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (9AdGW)
We are a long way from Shakespeare
This generation is so screwed. Bad music, bad economy, bad culture and bad movies.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026
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Well, to be fair, Gus and Call did steal some Mexican horses in the original. But it was really stealing them back, as the Mexicans had been stealing horses from north of he border for decades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (wzUl9)
Are people so bored that they watch that shit?
Keep watching the shit and giving them your money.
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (/QHx4)
May they go bankrupt and eat their own ass for food
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (fapp/)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfeczs3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)
Come to think of it, the only good season was Season 1.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (vJrRc)
We just made our own angry internet mob.
With blackjack. And hookers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (Ot/FD)
I am sick of the queer stuff.
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (/QHx4)
It keeps getting crammed in (SWIDT) for its own sake, with no relevance, no addition to the story, no advancement of the plot, nothing. By way of example, the final season of Umbrella Academy, while not the strongest writing anyway, was completely enshittified by a continuous self-insert of Ellen Page's character going tranny and reminding the audience over and over and over. It made no sense for the character and nothing to do with any part of the story at all.
Posted by: Forced entry at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
I saw it once when I was a kid.
Thought it was stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)
This made me laugh - Obama's dog died and someone posted Obama's statement side by side with the one he made when his chef drowned:
https://tinyurl.com/yhs9xsr6
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)
And you don’t even want to know about going upstairs for a poke.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (olroh)
There is also a stealth initiative on the ballot to get rid of Prop 13... which if it goes away will increase my property taxes 6 fold...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (mP0Kj)
I want Netflix to cast a reboot of Tarzan using blacks.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
I saw it once when I was a kid.
Thought it was stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)
It's actually a very fun silly movie...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfeczs3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)
Yes, heard it's supposed to be very good.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (kX27y)
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It's hard to see beyond Alan Richman open his stupid leftist mouth...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (9AdGW)
https://tinyurl.com/yhs9xsr6
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)
Indonesian Muslim homos use the whole dog.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wsYdv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026
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A.U.N.T. Man?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026
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In one of his Travis McGee novels published durning the MfU days, John D. MacDonald has McGee consider telling a housewife he was from AUNT, "Association Uncovering the Narcotics Traffic." He dismisses the idea immediately: "There is a limit to what you can make [people] buy."
In MfU fandom, I was horrified to find, there have long been slash stories where Solo and Illya are, ahem, "partners." Grrrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)
Come to think of it, the only good season was Season 1.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (GD2xa)
Yup
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (mP0Kj)
They're going to keep putting it in until everyone admits to being queer or they go broke and can't get a work anymore.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:30 PM (SElz3)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Ia/+0)
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I gave up on the show after he went full trumptard
It’s also revealed he’s bipolar and takes a bazillion psychoactive drugs so basically he’s a shrill female Karen leftard with steroid muscles
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
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I saw it once when I was a kid.
Thought it was stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026
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My local library does not have a DVD of George Hamilton's Love at First Bite. That one was fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Forced entry at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)
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The first season of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (starring Frodo Baggins) was a quirky time-travel mystery show.
Then the second season came along, expanding the bizarre worldbuilding of the first season, but also introducing a gay Romeo and Julio subplot that didn't belong in the story at all. Just because the showrunners could.
The third season was abandoned, I guess, though they did set up a third season in the second season finale.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (FZ29D)
I will not even acknowledge any kind of re-imagining. Blasphemy!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (0aYVJ)
It'll be Brokeback Mountain coded, as the kids say these days.
Posted by: It'll be gay slashfic at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (9AdGW)
Calif has been opposing a merger in court, saying they have an interest because Paramount pays State Taxes.
If no State Taxes are involved, then their standing becomes problematic.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (vJrRc)
i thought it was funny.
*quickly hides man card so it can't be confiscated*
Posted by: anachronda at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)
It might be, haven’t watched it in 40 years or so.
It did not impress schoolboy me.
It’s rarely been on TV or streaming that I’ve seen, and I’m not buying it to watch it to see if it got any better with my age.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)
The nominal "culture" is 100% fake and gay and does nothing for anybody. But little subcultures are springing up that thrive on either shilling for it or getting rageclicks over it.
People will eventually (if not already) stand to earn more as a career path by joining the meta-culture, and at some point the inversion will become incontrovertible and the meta-culture will become the true culture. "Shows" and "Movies" will only exist as intentional grist for the babble mills. No one will derive any amusement from the crap itself, only from watching their favorite face reacting to the crap, positively or negatively.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)
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There's slash fiction for EVERYTHING.
In Supernatural, there's a subplot where the main characters Sam and Dean (who are brothers) discover someone's writing books about their adventures.
Then Sam discovers "slash fiction" about the Winchesters from the books.
Both Sam and Dean are quite squicked out about that ("They do know we're brothers, right?" Dean asks. "I don't think that matters," Sam replies.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Probably wouldn't be funny anymore they've spent so much time cramming queer down our throats the thought of it makes one want to vomit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (SElz3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Ellery "Queen" Mysteries--Drag Queen that solves tough crime cases.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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It's such an archaic term, since we are living one, but it was sort of a parody. Fun to watch, not to live.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Martin Tell
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With studio opaque accounting and endless 'partners', I think it reasonable to assume a lot of it is money laundering and tax evasion propping up the rotting corpse of Hollyweird.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)
I collected the Silver Age Green Lantern comic book series when I was younger up until the early 2000s...still have them all including the first appearance of Hal Jordan in DC's "Showcase" comic book published in 1959.
So I'm pretty sure I can say with authority on the subject that this is the absolute WORST (and most offensive) adaptation of a given superhero EVER!
For anyone who is interested on how to do good superhero TV, definitely check out any of the shows from the animated DC universe that started with the Batman Animated series in the early 1990s and concluded in the mid-2000s with the excellent Justice League animated show. I'd put those shows up against any of the best TV produced (live or animated) of any era.
They were the perfect blend of entertainment for both young and older audiences with very well-written stories, excellent characterization, and terrific voice work and scoring. They clearly had folks behind them that knew the genre and how to make it both fun and serious enough for all to enjoy, with no wokeness in sight.
Posted by: Tempestman at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (m/i8D)
I have been following Mr Byrne and his Elsewhen project, though. As far as I'm concerned, that is canon. Sabertooth is Wolverine's dad, and he doesn't have bone claws. Period.
Posted by: goozer at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (eTh1u)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 06:10 PM (ayRl+)
"Our books are for boys from 8 to 15, because when they turn 16 they discover girls and then we've lost them" ~ Stan Lee
It's a boy's adventure medium. Always has been.
>I still have (in the original plastic covers) the issues for 'The Death of Superman' and 'The Rebirth of Superman'
Last I checked, worth about $6 each. CAD. Because everyone else did the same thing.
There are a number of plot elements in Lanterns that are startlingly similar to Hard Travelin' Heroes, the subtle-as-an-anvil Denny O'Neal political screed that not only destroyed Green Lantern as a viable property for decades, but caused DC as a whole to hard pivot away from any hint of real-world issues in their comics.
It's likely coincidence, but that doesn't make it better - it just shows that these assholes have been running the same playbook since the 1970s.
Posted by: Daneil Ream at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (LgYtf)
The best Silver Age Green Lantern stories were the year of exile issues, when Hal was exiled from Earth for using his ring for personal benefit and had to roam around his sector actually being a Green Lantern for once. All kinds of gonzo cosmic superhero goodness, Guardians politics, alien Lanterns. You could do that on a TV show budget with today's CGI.
Posted by: Daneil Ream at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (LgYtf)
Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up
In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."
Alas, I agree. We've been watching this story for years and like all other stories about Democrat Party corruption and treasonous partnership with hostile foreign actors, nothing ever happens.Dem fundraising giant ActBlue accused of fraudulent donation 'cover-up' in explosive report
ActBlue, which is used by a litany of high-profile Dems, is accused of accepting foreign donations By Elizabeth Elkind FIRST ON FOX: A Democrat fundraising giant used by the biggest players on the left is being accused of covering up the acceptance of fraudulent political donations and lying to Congress about its security standards. Congressional Republicans are providing an update on their investigation of ActBlue -- a platform for campaigns to raise money that's used by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe. ActBlue has previously denied any wrongdoing. "The Committees' oversight has found that ActBlue, in its own words, decided to take 'a more lenient approach' to fraud prevention in 2024, weakening its fraud-prevention policies at least twice even though internal assessments showed that these changes would result in a measurable increase in fraudulent contributions," the report said, citing an ActBlue staff report. "Similarly, internal trainings directed ActBlue's fraud prevention team to 'look for reasons to accept contributions' rather than to examine them closely for indicators of fraud -- as required by federal regulation. ActBlue took this lax approach to fraud prevention even though it had detected at least 22 significant fraud campaigns on the platform in recent years, including several from foreign sources." Republicans accused ActBlue of accepting "illegal foreign political donations" and the "subsequent cover-up" of that information.
If you remember, ActBlue deliberately disabled its billing software's zip code check, so that foreigners could donate to Barack Obama without the system flagging these illegal donations. They're now running a similar gain. Federal law requires a passport number be included by people donating from overseas. ActBlue deliberately crippled its own system. Instead of actually checking if these were valid passport numbers belonging to US citizens entitled to donate to American politicians, ActBlue's system only checked if the string of numbers had the right number of numbers in it.
As an example,Mb< the report cited a letter by ActBlue CEO Regina Wallace-Jones to Committee on House Administration Chairman Bryan Steil, R-Wis., which maintained that donations on the platform made by people with addresses outside the U.S. required a passport number for verification. But Republicans alleged that the verification "only ensures that the entered passport number contains a certain number of characters, not that it is a valid U.S. passport number," rendering it an essentially meaningless step.They consider it a minor detail not worth looking into when an online donation comes from communist China:
The report also included excerpts purporting to show ActBlue supervisors green-lighting donations despite "red flags," including a memo lauding a donation as a "great accept" but noting, "Donor sometimes has an IP in Hong Kong, but none of their other signals raise any eyebrows." Another communication appears to show an ActBlue supervisor maintaining that a denied contribution "should have been accepted." The rest of the memo stated, "It is a foreign contribution, but the name/email match, the IP/billing match, a full address with the correct country code, and there were previously accepted and successful contributions." "The donor uses an Arkansas state code, which isn't great, but [the] system can be wonky with requiring state codes for foreign donors," the rest of the message stated.
An ActBlue supervisor also allegedly said a contribution "set off a lot of" alarms, but argued the donor should be given the "benefit of the doubt."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (88C+u)
That doesn't seem sporting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Money which China most likely stole from us. Like, literally stole with criminal rings operating on American soil
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.
https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607
Probably less money to spend on bribes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (NrFex)
I shan't believe that ActBlue is corrupt. I simply shan't!
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (SElz3)
But I repeat myself.🥳
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:34 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 16, 2026 03:34 PM (BIg7z)
If any of you need a one minute distraction.
I'm curious now.
Posted by: Stateles
I asked Grok "I am with a MAGA supporter. What should I do?"
I won't share the entire response, but it started:
"Treat them like any other person.
MAGA is a political preference, not a personality disorder or moral failing. Most supporters are ordinary people who prioritize certain issues—borders, economy, crime, cultural change, skepticism of institutions—differently than others do. You can disagree with those priorities without treating the individual as an enemy."
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM
ActBlue benefited from the doubt, no doubt.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (bNf8H)
I won't share the entire response, but it started:
"Treat them like any other person.
MAGA is a political preference, not a personality disorder or moral failing. Most supporters are ordinary people who prioritize certain issues—borders, economy, crime, cultural change, skepticism of institutions—differently than others do. You can disagree with those priorities without treating the individual as an enemy."
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (5HGTQ)
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"But, Grok, I can read this person's mind and they want to murder me because I'm sympathetic to brown people who just want a better life."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (2Ez/1)
Actual headline. "Atlantic: MAGA making world safe for corruption."
I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes. They're really doing their 1.7 million viewers a disservice.
The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex
I saw!! Exciting. Back to work.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)
The ActBlue donations back then absolutely SCREAMED fraud and straw contributions. You'd see thousands and thousands of odd-number donations from obviously-bullshit names, and the total of any one "person's" contributions always conveniently fell just short of the $201 threshhold above which a name, address, occupation, etc. have to be included in the reporting.
Nobody did shit about it then, and I'm skeptical that anything will happen now.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)
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"I am alone with a vegan crossfitter who makes sourdough..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)
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Depends on who's in charge of the DOJ.
Merrick Garland didn't give a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)
In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."
Nothing Will Happen guy hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)
I was trying again.
Thanks Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (vEKLH)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)
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Ooo, I know the response to that:
1. You (and everyone else) knew immediately
2. You can't get them to shut up.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:41 PM (SElz3)
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)
"I am 5 years old and I'm alone with Lindsey Clancy."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Charlie Trie at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (2Xqig)
It sort of makes sense in that the Democrats have become a more "moneyed" demographic, but it also could be a flood of dirty, foreign cash.
Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (dtBSi)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (ei1sX)
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)
"I am 5 years old and I'm alone with Lindsey Clancy."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)
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"Accept your fate. She's got it hard."
"But I'm an illegal immigrant child from Somalia."
"Knife that bitch before she gets close to you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (NrFex)
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No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)
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"Thank you Clinton/Gore Buttboys '92!"
/Your ChiComm Puppet Masters, all-in on Newscum/Fang Fang 2028!
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Justa Bill at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (SElz3)
It sort of makes sense in that the Democrats have become a more "moneyed" demographic, but it also could be a flood of dirty, foreign cash.
Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (dtBSi)
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They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (NrFex)
My working theory is that someone is given a large sum of money and a group of straw donor accounts. So it isn't that retired Ms Smith gave that $7. The Act Blue/bundler was given $7K and one thousand accounts to launder it through
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Cqx++)
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"Here's a paving flag. Finish the job nature couldn't."
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)
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Depends on who's in charge of the DOJ.
Merrick Garland didn't give a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)
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SCOTUS doesn't give a shit either, assuming it ever gets that far.
Lots of "don't give a shit" hurdles it has to go through first.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (FZ29D)
I'm stunned to hear this. Next, you will tell me they didn't report this income to the IRS.
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM
Only because USAID was cut.
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)
>>lying to Congress
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I just told ChatGPT that I'm in a room with a brown-skinned queer who goes by they/them pronouns and asked if lying to Congress is a crime.
It is. So, when did this lying happen? I sorta glanced over the story and I can't tell when the lying occurred. If it was within the past 5 years, hello Todd Blanche. Todd? This thing on?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:46 PM (XJ22o)
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That's one of those sentences where every next word is the most predictable one
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (b4tyc)
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No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)
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Not to mention pedo blackmail videos on the majority of members of SCOTUS, Congress, and the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia (the final two memes which I shamelessly stole from you).
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (LCdVS)
The are defrauding the government under various programs (childcare, hospice, in home care etc.) BILLIONS....not millions....BILLIONS. A good portion of the fraudulent funds are then sent overseas. This is documented by the TSA whistleblower in Minneapolis estimated $6 Million was leaving that city via international air 3 times per week. That's just Minneapolis. Add to that Biden adding $47 Billion to those programs and taking down most of the oversight before leaving office.
That puts Billions overseas, and a portion of that comes back into the US via "donations" to ActBlu.
The Republican investigative view of this is hopelessly inadequate, and naive. And, yes ActBlu is reporting record funding for 2026. It continues.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM
Only because USAID was cut.
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)
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Vance's fraud task force tagged $250 billion in fraudulent payments out the door and stopped tens of billions of it in addition to USAID and other grant cuts.
We're talking more than $100 billion in money that had formed an ecosystem that fed the left, allowed it to fester and grow unnaturally on federal monies for a while, something that seems to have been growing since Obama's second term or so.
All of that is suddenly...gone.
Hollywood makes $8 billion a year at the box office, as a point of comparison.
If 1% of that $100 billion went directly back into the DNC's pockets, that's $1 billion the party was counting on suddenly...gone. Not to mention all the sinecures lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (5HGTQ)
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Let's not start shaving each other's Johnson's quite yet
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (b4tyc)
They lie.
They cheat.
They steal.
It's all they know because they've been getting away with it for generations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)
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You're just looking at the "community DNC pot". Individual candidates are flush.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)
Doesn't Congress ever get mad about being lied to? Which is a federal crime? It's not a crime of any sort to lie to me, and I get plenty mad when it happens.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (NrFex)
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How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?
Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)
That doesn't seem sporting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM
It's not, but, on the other hand, I've been acknowledged by Ace!
Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (b4tyc)
Word......
Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)
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I really think it is.
Demcorats had shifted to not needing voters. They didn't need them for money (grant money laundering) or votes (fortification) which allowed them to, without fear, grant as much power in the party and government to crazies as they wanted. The need to appeal to Peoria was no longer there.
An entire generation of activists, operatives, elected officials, and bureaucrats who simply don't know any other way to win elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (NrFex)
Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)
I'm well on my way!
Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)
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I dunno. I came up with enemedia in 2008 but I don't remember doing progda
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (b4tyc)
You're just looking at the "community DNC pot". Individual candidates are flush.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)
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Like two of them are.
The rest are floundering.
And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: ...
With 3, you can fool almost 50% of Americans!
Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (5HGTQ)
Not to mention all the sinecures lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I wonder what those people are doing now. I haven't yet read a "I lost my NGO job because of Trump's budget cuts" story yet. And I'd like to!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (DbmIv)
Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)
LOL I set em up you knock em down
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:46 PM (XJ22o)
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The scuttlebutt is that Joe diGenova resigned from his role leading the Justice Department’s “grand conspiracy” investigation in the Southern District of Florida because he wanted to subpoena The DogEater, and Blanche put the kibosh on it.
I have no direct knowledge otherwise ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (LCdVS)
Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)
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It's a good thing for them that Trump is putting heavy downward pressure on rents by deporting millions of people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)
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No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)
You people.
Posted by: George Costanza at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)
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This was uncovered on Obama's first (1st) presidential election cycle. Jordan should roll up his sleeves and get on this, pronto.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM
Good. I've heard that both Ewoks and Wookies take considerable umbrage at even the suggestion of that, and don't hesitate to express their umbrage kinetically.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Angel at September 16, 2026 03:54 PM (3Nsid)
Posted by: Abu Tahir al-Jannabi at September 16, 2026 03:54 PM (88C+u)
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.
https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607
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Unfortunately I'm paying a lot more for energy too.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DbmIv)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (ei1sX)
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Agreed. Makes great failure TV.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (SkjRZ)
I wonder what those people are doing now. I haven't yet read a "I lost my NGO job because of Trump's budget cuts" story yet. And I'd like to!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (XJ22o)
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I guess you missed this one.
https://x.com/AlecMacGillis/status/
2047346892376351159
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM
James is so dreamy ...
Posted by: AWFL Beto supporters at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)
The rest are floundering.
And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)
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ActBlue -- a platform for campaigns to raise money that's used by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.
(and now add this)
ActBlue has broken fundraising records for a non-presidential year in 2026, pulling in $568 million in the first quarter and an even higher $586 million in the second quarter.
(DNC candidates are flush)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.
https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607
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Unfortunately I'm paying a lot more for energy too.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DbmIv)
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Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
https://tinyurl.com/me7wr36h
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (JrHfD)
Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
{{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
I thought she'd got herself spayed.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)
Be a shame if some people did some things to some ActBlue executives...you know, shouted at them, held up signs, that kind of thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
I thought she'd got herself spayed.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)
Surragate
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)
Why even post stuff like this? All it does is raise your blood pressure.
Posted by: Angel
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Why does Congress even investigate? I bet the AG could paper his/her walls with referrals that are never acted on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (88C+u)
American donors to ActBlue were shoveling 100's of millions a year into that outfit.
They were doing something similar with overseas accounts... in addition to pulling millions from overseas donors. Illegally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (2Cry5)
They have to replace the money, the laundry method and we have proof they're cheating.
The executions and super-atomic wedgies will have to wait.
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jonah at September 16, 2026 04:01 PM (AOZtW)
yes
it was via surrogate
all the kool kids r doing it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)
She's very cheeto-body conscious.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)
Probably not. For every million that goes.to.a.dem, you can bet $50k in cash is being slipped to GOPers to keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM
James is so dreamy ...
Posted by: AWFL Beto supporters
I'm having visions of a low-budget 80s teen comedy where they have to leverage their wacky skills to raise enough money to save their club or homes. I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.
Beto would do some epic skateboard stunt, maybe play guitar.
Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)
Yes. That kind of thing.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
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She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
Fetuses are probably less filling for the libs.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)
She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS
With her as a mother the kid will probably commit suicide
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (SkjRZ)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar
No.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
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She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS)
Thoughts on baby name?
Pebbles?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Erect And Loving It! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Z8Kuq)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
yes
it was via surrogate
all the kool kids r doing it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)
***
Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (2WIwB)
Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)
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Doesn't seem to be too temporary. And didn't the Federal government finance Covid research?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (DbmIv)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
Yeah.A shoo-in to win in Texas. Maybe Austin.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Diogenes
Suckers. They don't realize we'd do it for $10K!
Posted by: GOPe at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (5HGTQ)
Obtain and keep power forever
And once they win, civilization ends. And yet we have FPS video game consciousness that pretends that no matter if we get killed, we can always restart the game.
Moral of the story: Cheat like hell. Out-fraud the fraudsters. Send shit-tons of fed money to every hard core GOTV republican and bribe every homeless, hospice patient and ballot farms as possible. bring out the dead and have them vote a thousand times. Use fucking AI to create a billion ballots.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)
Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)
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Doesn't seem to be too temporary. And didn't the Federal government finance Covid research?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (DbmIv)
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Yes, these gas prices will be here forever.
Just like the gas price increases from the Ukraine war in 2022 went on forever.
And yeah, one of Fauci's chief helpers is under federal indictment for this stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (SkjRZ)
LOL I set em up you knock em down
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (b4tyc)
Teamwork makes the dreamwork.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Dishonest thieving bastards gonna thieve at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (5HGTQ)
Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Crib death. It's going around.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (vOxCS)
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"Talarico Parasite" has a nice ring to it.
/Is it too late for him to change his first name to "Pedro?"
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (LCdVS)
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
He is a heretic. He is from Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Jerry Carroll at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (RRQTN)
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
He is a heretic. He is from Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)
Temu Damien.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (Gqar8)
Pebbles?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Pronouns McGee Dunham
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (b4tyc)
LD to Husband: Do you want kids?
Husband: Yes, with any random chick but you.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM
Child molestation is OK when THEY do it, bigot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)
TBH Beto doesn't strike me as closeted gay, he was the kind of guy that was bang his buddy's Karen of a wife while the two of them were seeing a marriage counselor over a "dead bedroom"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Jerry Carroll at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (RRQTN)
When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)
It's a wonder anyone is still sane.
Posted by: four seasons
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It's a mystery. There are some really crazy women out there
who are equally crazy about their babies. (in a good way)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (vOxCS)
It's a wonder anyone is still sane.
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)
Objection: assumes facts not in evidence
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (b4tyc)
In 2024, the Powell Fed cut 50bps 2 months before the presidential election with core CPI at 3.3%
In 2026, the Warsh Fed hikes 25bps 2 months before the midterms with core CPI at 2.4%
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (YLfAR)
Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)
They choose both phantom fears and kindness that can kill.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM
Child molestation is OK when THEY do it, bigot.
Reading lefty forums is wild nowadays. They'll have one thread ranting about pedo-billionaires molesting kids that should get the wood chipper, then some other thread of a teacher getting fired for gay-grooming a student and argue that this is pure homophobia.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
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He's hardly the only one.
Lots of demons walk among us wearing human meatsuits.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (SkjRZ)
In 2026, the Warsh Fed hikes 25bps 2 months before the midterms with core CPI at 2.4%
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (YLfAR)
Yeah, this wasn't helpful
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)
Reading lefty forums is wild nowadays. They'll have one thread ranting about pedo-billionaires molesting kids that should get the wood chipper, then some other thread of a teacher getting fired for gay-grooming a student and argue that this is pure homophobia.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)
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"The Epstein class is attacking Iran to hide their pedophilia."
-Iranian PR agent who married an 11 year old girl at the age of 35
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (NrFex)
Talarico's lesbian pastrix tells undercover reporter he'll "change his tune back" to max wokeness if he wins
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)
Yeah, good times.
Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (8Q86n)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)
That's not very leftist of her. She was supposed to abort that thing MONTHS ago.
Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)
I see pictures of morbidly obese women who have babies and I wonder where they find men with *icks long enough to find the hole.
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Considering her size, I wonder if this was one of those surprise births the mother doesn't see/feel coming. When you swallow rotisserie chickens whole, you get regular indigestion...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (5HGTQ)
Do fraudsters like ActBlue ever stand back in wonder at legitimate fundraisers who get the same amount of money or more? Like, how do those hard-working, honest conservatives do it? They're not even tapping Chicoms or stealing directly out of old peoples' bank accounts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XJ22o)
and their response to Ashley's diary was obviously its a fake and good thing for New York to arrest the woman that publicized it because obviously she stole it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (5HGTQ)
Surrogate
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (+gK6I)
I recently found out that the Salton Sea wasn't always there. California brought it into existence in 1905 when they drained the Colorado River for it. A bunch of fools made this unnatural reservoir into a resort and now, of course, it is drying up, because Saudis need the river for alfalfa.
Can't piss off them princes.
The second-wind of this place may be because there is an underground briny reservoir. This brine has lithium. So the Salton area may be able to outdo the Sauds at their own game: sell a resource for $$$ and build an artificial pleasure palace.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Doing the jobs Americans won't do.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)
That message leaked to G any wavering progs OTV
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (SkjRZ)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)
COTW
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: Who says the Nothing Will Happen guy is a guy? at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (LRZev)
Calls him 'papaw' like he's just your typical Texan, raised in a standard Texas home, by his single mom.
Papaw comes across as a raging asshole.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (ccf/V)
He's hardly the only one.
Lots of demons walk among us wearing human meatsuits.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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New model prototype?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (vOxCS)
It is to get paid by looting the taxpayers.
Everything they do is based on that
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)
Detachable jawbone like a snake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)
I guess one benefit of letting the kid grow for a few years is getting to see the look of shock and incomprehension on its little face when you strangle it with exercise bands.
I'm sure those horrid evil hags on the Clancy jury would concur.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: It's me donna
Makes sense. As a young woman in Hollywood, doesn't want a pregnancy to ruin her figure lol
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
"Republicans shouldn't do anything with an eye towards the long term in case gas goes up. They might lose the midterms."
Same people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (NrFex)
Turns out "Rosemary's Baby" was a training film.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Y8DZL)
I'm sure those horrid evil hags on the Clancy jury would concur.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)
This makes me so sick..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)
I thought she'd got herself spayed.
yes
it was via surrogate
all the kool kids r doing it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)
AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.
They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Diogenes
--
Crib death. It's going around.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (vOxCS)
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Old & Busted: SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome).
New Hotness: SIDS (Squealing Infants Deserving Suffocation).
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Any minute now at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (LRZev)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
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Because the average Houthi commander probably has an IQ of roughly 82?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (NrFex)
it is drying up, because Saudis need the river for alfalfa.
Posted by: 88C+u
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I've followed the demise of Salton Sea for a long time, and I don't know about this (new?) Saudi interest. Details? I can't imagine Saudis or anyone wanting to drive out to that desert pit, which is why its demise started anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM
Only because USAID was cut.
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)
What all is suddenly less funded with USAID cut?
* riot season
* rap show tickets
* Democrat National Committee
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)
I just cannot put it out of my mind. And three of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (guGkK)
Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
They were aiming for Tokyo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)
ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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So, every woman who's ever given birth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
I wish it had hit
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)
Ah yes. Reverse cow.
Don't you mean cowgirl?
I said what I said.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (b4tyc)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
"Better act quick. Chinese billionaires are basically filling up America with their clones."
Truth
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (MWfyi)
Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
They were aiming for Tokyo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)
Shias HATE Sunnis. Forget any religious stuff.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)
Don't you mean cowgirl?
I said what I said.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (b4tyc)
Cow tipping.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)
They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Well, Dunham is 40. I assume at that age, there is a higher risk of complications as well. Assuming the eggs were frozen earlier, that might lower some of the OTHER risk involved.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Roll over and crush it like an Elephant seal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (/a1Sq)
As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
Salton has lithium, which the Saudis likely do NOT like, because lithium is used in batteries.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar
Tribe before religion, unless there's an other (infidel) to rally against. Same as it ever was.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)
Ah you've ended my day on a high note
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (b4tyc)
So, every woman who's ever given birth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (XJ22o)
Hey, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. *cowers in terror*
Besides, since she works in Hollywood, I figure she had a pretty substantial head start, IYKWIM.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (y9nCu)
As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
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If there's one thing the Houthis can do to get Saudi Arabia to finally get serious about them as a threat, it's hitting Mecca.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (NrFex)
Search your heart, dude.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (5HGTQ)
Had an earlier double hysterectomy. Surrogacy or adoption was the only option.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)
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Only freezing the assets of the SPLC makes him a deep state asset out to undermine Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
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Deep State PsyOp?
/Likely launched to target a military base near Taif -- as happened in 2017 -- and Saudis contriving a narrative.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: It's me donna
Thank you. There are enough depraved things to joke about without using 3 dead babies as a punch line.
Posted by: old chick at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Any minute now
Silent Cocaine Mitch with a knowing smile is the new hot.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)
I'm just amazed that she had two uteruses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (guGkK)
She has REALLY big molecules.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)
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Only freezing the assets of the SPLC makes him a deep state asset out to undermine Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (NrFex)
Just an election away from bringing back the Good Old Days!
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Gqar8)
As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
Virtually every war the US has been involved in since Vietnam has been us trying to defend one flavor of bloodthirsty mohammedan from another flavor of bloodthirsty mohammedan.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (NrFex)
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It would be darkly humorous if the Houthis succeed at doing the ONE THING that no one else in the world seems to have the stones to do--taking out the Kaaba.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)
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How then are both "catchers."
/Long Democrat Double Dildos ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (+fpfy)
There's a reason Owebama and every Dem since has had a BILLION DOLLARS to spend to get elected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ... at September 16
Yeah, you attack the arsenal first, I'll write it up when you're done.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Obligatory
Need to be slippery as an eel to get out of that jam. Or a squid...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Obligatory
Need to be slippery as an eel to get out of that jam. Or a squid...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (5HGTQ)
Always pre-position an emergency escape pizza across the room.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)
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Well the certainly have the same penchant for dick.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (XUHiS)
Turns out "Rosemary's Baby" was a training film.
Posted by: Auspex
Rosemary came to love little Satan.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:31 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:31 PM (YytD3)
Posted by: moot at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Some dissident group of muzzies took over the Grand Mosque in Mecca in 1979(?) I think.
Mecca is only their most holy city when infidels try to infiltrate it (e.g., Richard Burton and a couple of others).
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
New one
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/a1Sq)
they didn't launch at mecca. they launched and it meandered off in that direction
hell they haven't won a battle anywhere since swords
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (jrgJz)
When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)
As do we!
Posted by: Voters at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (dK+Kv)
I was today years old when I learned that they can just leave one ovary and take everything else.
And I wish I didn't know that much about such a contemptible dogshit person.
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (ke3zm)
They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
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I think it's less the flappy ham wallet than it is that they refuse to take responsibility or accountability for literally anything, so they hire out a uterus so they can keep partying while some poor woman gestates their spawn for them. Surrogacy should be banned Federally. That we ever allowed this wild moral hazard and atrocity to start with is bad enough. Ban it yesterday.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (ccf/V)
They no like each other.
Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (rje/a)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
The molecules in cow's milk and Sydney Sweeney's breasts are also very big.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (XUHiS)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (88C+u)
For one -
Physician's Surrogacy: 70+ Celebrities who Used Surrogacy to Have a Child (Updated 2026)
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)
'A litany is a form of religious prayer that uses a repetitive call-and-response format, or a long, tedious list of complaints, problems, or events'
Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Jr5Lq)
_NYPost
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (vOxCS)
Looks like a big paintball hit it.
Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Jr5Lq)
If, when something is "wrong" with the child, they don't want to believe it's their responsibility, possibly their genes, their poor parenting, whatever.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (NFX2v)
Those who do not are acquiescing to evil.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Ever think that there are trolls here that are functioning subversives?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: JJ at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (TGG6t)
Posted by: wferrin at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (qaCPd)
New Zohran Mamdani Top Advisor Literally Wrote the Book on "Gay Communism"
Okay, it wasn't a book, it was a magazine, and she didn't write it, she edited it.
So, more accurately: She literally edited the magazine by and for Gay Communists. The magazine's name? See if you can guess. What name would appeal to both left-wing gays and communists? That's right -- "Pinko" magazine, the magazine for gay communists. Jon Levine:EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Taps 'Gay Communist' for Senior Government Role: New Adviser Called for 'Abolition of Police' and 'Undoing Capitalism,' Condemned Gandhi as 'Anti-Black Misogynist'Her? You mean "their," transphobes!
Lena Afridi, who makes $185,000 a year at City Hall, is also an editor at Pinko magazine, 'a collective for thinking gay communism' New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani named a self-proclaimed "gay communist" who has called for abolishing the police and "undoing capitalism" to a top post in his administration, the Washington Free Beacon can reveal. Lena Afridi--who uses "they/them pronouns"--deleted much of her social media history shortly before arriving at City Hall, but the Free Beacon recovered her postings. She was quietly named to a senior adviser position in the mayor's office in April 2026, drawing a hefty salary of $185,000 a year, records show. ... Multiple people in the Mamdani administration who knew Afridi told the Free Beacon they could not say what she did day to day, with one calling her a "strange person." Her portfolio appears to include supporting the city's opposition to ICE and other federal efforts to rein in so-called sanctuary cities.
All communism is communism for fags. And yes, if they can say it, I can say it too. I am not a slave and these degenerates are not my masters.
Before joining the administration, Afridi spent three years working as chief of staff for PowerSwitch Action, a nonprofit organization dedicated to "forging multiracial feminist democracy" and "grounded in breaking the interlocking chains of oppression." The group openly bragged about their involvement in violent anti-ICE riots in Minnesota in a March 2026 blog post. In addition to her government and advocacy work, Afridi is currently listed as an editor at Pinko, a magazine which describes itself as "a collective for thinking gay communism." On the masthead, she went by "L. Israh Afridi." Israh is an Arabic word for "night journey" that is sacred in Islam. Earlier website iterations of Pinko touted the magazine as "communism for fags."
"What do we mean by communism? Something like the freedom not to have to seek our lives on the market, attained through the abolition of all forms of private property, family and the state," Pinko clarified in a 2019 blog post. On X, Afridi posted multiple times about her support for "communism" and "gay communism." Like many Mamdani staffers, Afridi quietly deleted her X account, @lpafridi, in the days leading up to her appointment--but in old posts uncovered by the Free Beacon, she offered a militant and uncompromising far-left agenda. "On a personal note, outside of work: while I believe that defunding the NYPD is absolutely necessary in order to get much needed resources to the people, I *also* believe that the only way to achieve true liberation is not through reform but abolition of the police," she declared in June 2020. Afridi has not been shy about leaning into her communist bona fides, posting in September 2021 that "undoing capitalism" was the only way to stop climate change. Afridi is a close friend of Cea Weaver, the notorious top Mamdani housing official who's called home ownership "a weapon of white supremacy" and expressed a desire to "impoverish the white middle class."
More at the link.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
not good.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)
Corrected......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (ccf/V)
Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)
Hey baby, what do you say we form a covalent bond?
Posted by: Nerd rizz at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)
If I say you have a beautiful quaternary structure, would you hold it against me?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (jnBG1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)
I men, come on, he got married months before he ran for mayor.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (dIske)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)
We'll have to ask RMBS how he feels about it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (5wNZZ)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (FAGAJ)
If I say you have a beautiful quaternary structure, would you hold it against me?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (dK+Kv)
Are small boobs now referred to as atoms?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (jnBG1)
He sure has a lot of fagaj.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)
We'll have to ask RMBS how he feels about it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM
If anyone has too much fagaj, gay commies have too much fagaj.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (FAGAJ)
Give her credit, she got this one right.
In my experience, most upper caste Indians are racist to an degree that would make Lester Maddox blush.
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Open Channel D at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (ugzmx)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (vTZFs)
I men, come on, he got married months before he ran for mayor.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (4KUe5)
You couldn't be more off-base here.
Posted by: Severely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rgGn5)
No one is stopping you, cupcake!
Just GTFOutta here with your plans to force that on the rest of us.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (FAGAJ)
I just laughed so hard, I farted. Good thing I'm by myself currently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (OkYzo)
An unfortunate choice of words
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rgGn5)
Headlines don't do phrasing, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM
Now my work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (FAGAJ)
Give her credit, she got this one right.
In my experience, most upper caste Indians are racist to an degree that would make Lester Maddox blush.
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026
Ghandi was awful.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Well shucks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)
I prefer more of a rebar-style chain.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)
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Uncle Joe: I can pick 'em!
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (rj6Yv)
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"Seizing The Means of Reproduction?"
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (LCdVS)
Now my work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (FAGAJ)
Take a bow. You've earned it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)
An unfortunate choice of words
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rgGn5)
Headlines don't do phrasing, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM
I'm betting they do accuracy, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (FAGAJ)
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (LCdVS)
Sounds good.
Neither can non-commie gays but there never seem to be any fewer of them.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Well shucks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September
I was really thinking about AOP. But you can come, too. Because I adore your wife.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
But every possible form of communism has.
And the only thing it was successful at was stacking up civilians.
Because that is the purpose of all forms of communism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)
I was really thinking about AOP. But you can come, too. Because I adore your wife.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
Take his wife. PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)
*taps give-a-shit meter*
Nope, reading the big zero here.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (3Ope8)
See if you can guess. What name would appeal to both left-wing gays and communists?
"Dork Conservatives Up The Squeekhole Until They Die"
Makes for a busy title page, but commie cocksuckers are like Amway sales staff, they Just Won't Shut Their Whore Mouths.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Gaff at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (EqzMw)
I was really thinking about AOP. But you can come, too. Because I adore your wife.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
Using me for my wife.....that's a new one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
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You know who else expressed a desire to impoverish the white middle class?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I suppose we could just rename Christmas Island as Piper's Island.
Home to giant crabs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (TezPK)
I'm betting they do accuracy, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (FAGAJ)
I'm quite sure Mamcommi has taken his turn at the inserted elephant walk......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (+fpfy)
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... and retards, but mostly retards
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... and especially gay retards.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (1oRxJ)
Can't wait for MADMANI to throw the "Remain Sinwar" commemorative first plank at the datacenter? order yours today!
LIBs celebrated Kirkaversary and 9/11 with all the glamour of 9/10 thinking -- can't wait for ROcktober 7th when their moral vandalism reaches epic stoopidity, to reenact the final act of the Desperate and Deliberately Evil man: SINWAR, in throwing a piece of wood at a Drone.
LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (txW1w)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
This reminds me, I thought the Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton song, "Islands In the Stream" had something to do with the Hemmingway novel.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (rbvCR)
Home to giant crabs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (FZ29D)
Piper has crabs?
Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (oUMhY)
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Gay retards.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (1oRxJ)
And you'll all be delighted to know that PowerSwitch Action is alive and well.
https://www.powerswitchaction.org/
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM
That is such a terrible song.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Gaff
The goatrapers, Antifa, environazis....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (GXElQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (oUMhY)
"I wouldn't know. I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:45 PM (1oRxJ)
It's probably been said but pretty much all of this should be laid at the feet of Sleepy Joe who jacked inflation up to 9% and let everything get expensive quickly. That inflation is now baked into the cake unless we're willing to roll the dice on an actual deflationary cycle which basically nobody is willing to do. So you can be mad about it but sitting here fuming that Trump isn't doing enough to give you cheap hamburgers isn't exactly a productive use of anyone's time.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)
As a rhetorical matter, we could blame the Federal Reserve chairman that the courts wouldn't let Trump fire. As a practical matter, no one else would risk a deflationary trap either, let alone induce it on purpose, but making it specific is in their own Rules for a reason. It's effective.
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 02:45 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Gaff at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (EqzMw)
"I will create a civilian paramilitary force that's as big and as well funded as the US Military."
- - - - Magic Negro
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)
>>I believe that defunding the NYPD is absolutely necessary
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Yo Jessica Tisch, got an opinion on this?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Well shucks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September
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The Island of Unfit Boys?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (LCdVS)
https://www.powerswitchaction.org/
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)
Sounds like Antifa for fat, black lesbos.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)
Of course, I liked this movie better the first time...
when it was called Barack Obama.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (LCdVS)
No man is an island.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (hmYU4)
The Island of Unfit Boys?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (LCdVS)
Isn't that a song by Traffic?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?
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Gay retards.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (1oRxJ)
When used properly, Jazz Hands are an absolutely deadly martial art form. Take Steven Segal, for example...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (y9nCu)
OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Gaff
Trans Murder Bots are already deployed.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: nckate at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)
What a crew. There's one woman in there who is so incompetent and whacky, that Congress shot her down for an economic position in the Biden administration. Her primary accomplishment is having widespread crime and fraud take place under a position she held in California.
NYC is, absolutely and positively, SCREWED.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 02:49 PM (dIske)
It's probably been said but pretty much all of this should be laid at the feet of Sleepy Joe who jacked inflation up to 9% and let everything get expensive quickly. That inflation is now baked into the cake unless we're willing to roll the dice on an actual deflationary cycle which basically nobody is willing to do. So you can be mad about it but sitting here fuming that Trump isn't doing enough to give you cheap hamburgers isn't exactly a productive use of anyone's time.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)
As a rhetorical matter, we could blame the Federal Reserve chairman that the courts wouldn't let Trump fire. As a practical matter, no one else would risk a deflationary trap either, let alone induce it on purpose, but making it specific is in their own Rules for a reason. It's effective.
Posted by: SciVo
Do you think the cTHEIL-class are eating fish sticks tonight? What happened to the Argentine pitchforks? there was hope there..
Catch him with his hand in the cookie jar and you'll see him go from BatBOY to NOSFERATU in 6seconds.
Raking in billions per hour as his stooges JD and mELON-head gun you down and set fire to your children.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:49 PM (txW1w)
84 "New Adviser Called for 'Abolition of Police' and 'Undoing Capitalism"
OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GUOwU)
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The left is convinced, CONVINCED, that America is only kept afloat because of immigrants.
It's also convinced, CONVINCED, that America is deeply racist, imperialistic, fascist, oligarchical, and all around evil that spreads evil capitalisms everywhere it looks because it's so powerful.
There really is a wedge here to use against the left where they become advocates for all brown people and other immigrants to voluntarily leave America to weaken it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:49 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbXSk)
"I wouldn't know. I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)
I enlisted in the Army in '86 specifically to kill commies. Never got the opportunity.
I feel cheated.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (y9nCu)
OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GUOwU)
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One-way ticket to the Utopia of North Korea. And I'm willing to contribute to the airfare ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (VFung)
Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (EV0C1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Good thing. Because if he was he might tip over.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (b4tyc)
https://tinyurl.com/3uk4sbya
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)
No Man Atoll.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)
Home to giant crabs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (FZ29D)
Piper has crabs?
Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)
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The gumbo is to die for...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: illiniwek
Now THAT would be entertaining...
Who's the Deplorable; Tell'm about the twinkie.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (txW1w)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)
No Man Atoll.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (A5IXv)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'm not falling for that one again.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (b4tyc)
Warsh needs to straighten up and fly right
Sell Fed assets
And keep rates lite
Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 02:53 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (A5IXv)
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Those weren't real communists.
Those were far right fascists who used the popularity of communism's ideals among the masses to duplicitously gain power under its name and then run things like a fascist dictatorship.
Real communism has no government or class, and all it beautiful and wonderful like before someone sat down and invented capitalism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:53 PM (NrFex)
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That just screams "grew up in a $5million house and went to $100k/year prep schools"
What do you think her parents are worth? $50 million? $100 million?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 02:53 PM (WhtqQ)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (b4tyc)
a gay communist cannot reproduce.
Sounds good.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Oh yeah? They can educate, inform, and entertain the youth. Who needs to reproduce?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (XJ22o)
If the "they/them" lunatics don't use "we" as a first-person pronoun, then that's a self-inflicted hate crime.
Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (NQRKo)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbXSk)
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Zombie Bin Laden only had to wait 25 years for Islamists to conquer NYC.
The Red-Green Alliance Leftist Death Cults proceed unabated and apace in their quest to conquer Western Civilization and establish their Caliphate.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Degenerates seeded throughout every institution at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbXSk)
Speaking of.......this song is relatively horrible until you get to the part they actually used in the movie at the moment you mention.......
https://youtu.be/nkpvtHe2MI4?t=138
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
that would be cthPALANTIR in your pocket.
and cthKARP in your soup!
Yeah, this is normal.
This is the War on Normal People.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (txW1w)
They are so going to miss capitalism and Christianity. Oh wait, they’ll be the first ones up against the wall.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (JrHfD)
These retards aren’t plural, they are it’s.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (A5IXv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (ccf/V)
Communists hate walls and police to keep people out. Love walls and police to keep people in.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (b4tyc)
You can always tell which nations are commie hell-holes by checking which direction the border guard machine guns are pointed. Pointed inward = commie toilet
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:58 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:58 PM (4KUe5)
But they're BORN that way, you homophobe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ripley
Once again, they don't want to live as serfs. They want you to live as a serf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 02:59 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)
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Nice!
Crap, now I want a commenting Mulligan ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:00 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'm not falling for that one again.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (b4tyc)
Quit yer bitching. You have another kidney.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)
The f-ing word salad that spews from these creeps. It's like a demented version of the Dilbert bingo game.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ZgwKJ)
Quit yer bitching. You have another kidney.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)
What would the dead need with a kidney?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
The f-ing word salad that spews from these creeps. It's like a demented version of the Dilbert bingo game.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ZgwKJ)
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Jargon used to signal who is the in-group and who is not.
It's a gatekeeping mechanism more than a method of communication.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (NrFex)
Sorry, sweetheart. You have hormones. You can't be trusted.
Now, get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a pie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ccf/V)
https://tinyurl.com/4vdunza2
Death and Life in Great American Cities
To bury a loved one from Queens is to confront displacement in the here and beyond
By LENA AFRIDIMAY 20, 2019
The conclusion:
In New York, I find that we are always mourning, whether it’s people who have lost their lives or their homes due to rising rents, or the desecration and demolition of institutions that gave our communities meaning, or simply a memory of what this place once was and once gave us—immigrants, poor people, people of color, queers. Once you get to know this place, any street corner might be a memorial, any shuttered storefront could be a headstone, any turn down any block might lead you back to remembering a place or a person that no longer exists.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (kX27y)
Here's an addendum to #87. The NY Post did a solid round up of all the Mamdani cabinet appointments... Here they are:
https://tinyurl.com/3uk4sbya
Posted by: Orson
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Nice roundup. And so nice that they have partners in Albany to remove the standardized testing requirement for high school graduation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (XJ22o)
Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02
I assure you, I do not. I am the most boring goody two shoes in the history of goody two shoes.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
You've not seen the zombie documentaries?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)
You've not seen the zombie documentaries?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)
I thought they just ate people indiscriminately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Strait From Hormuz at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Fn+3X)
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I was close. I guessed the name was "Red Head."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (1o8D5)
You've not seen the zombie documentaries?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)
I thought they just ate people indiscriminately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)
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Beginning in Return of the Living Dead, they expressed vocal and specific preference for the brains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (kX27y)
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omg I don't want to go read that whole thing, but wtf? Does she know who's committing the murders in NYC? And what exactly does she want? A cemetery on every street corner?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (XJ22o)
Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02
I assure you, I do not. I am the most boring goody two shoes in the history of goody two shoes.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Ah. So hardwood, then.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (minji)
I was close. I guessed the name was "Red Head."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (1o8D5)
Isn't that already a copywrite owned by Bass Pro Shops?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)
Ah. So hardwood, then.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (minji)
I'm REALLY glad you said that before I had a chance to.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (SElz3)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)
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Since the Covid PsyOps, wifey refuses to be: treated by any doctor under the age of 50; and to be an "organ donor" as there are numerous anecdotes of ghouls happily murdering folks under their care in order to harvest and sell their organs and other body parts.
Brave. New. World. Indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: And proles get poled at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)
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The one documented Muslim in America at all in the 1780s did more to build America than the 99% of the population made up of Scotch-Irish, English, and German.
Science, bitches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (NrFex)
Beginning in Return of the Living Dead, they expressed vocal and specific preference for the brains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (NrFex)
ah yes......
"Brains........Moar Brains......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (ccf/V)
Chicago, LA, or New York. Which reaches Johannesburg-level dysfuction first?
Posted by: mr tmz
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Which of them gets cut off from federal grant money by an executive who can see a way to do it? Every one of them should be audited for fraud and waste and denied another dime from taxpayers until they show they can spend properly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (XJ22o)
But the state will be staffed by smart, well-meaning nomenklatura who will bash in the back of your skull with a hammer if you don't get with the program.
Oops. Did I say the quiet part out loud again?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (guGkK)
Brave. New. World. Indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (LCdVS)
I stopped being an organ donor when they said I was ineligible to give blood due to mad cow concerns (while they're taking HIV blood). My molecules are probably too huge.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)
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"Were it not for Black Muslim Women, NASA would have never gotten to The Moon in '69, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (LCdVS)
But the state will be staffed by smart, well-meaning nomenklatura who will bash in the back of your skull with a hammer if you don't get with the program.
Oops. Did I say the quiet part out loud again?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (guGkK)
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Someone didn't read the Communist Manifesto.
Let me summarize.
1. Revolution of the proletariat against the bourgeois.
2. ?
3. Classless and stateless utopia.
Get educated, kulak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (NrFex)
I don't like Cea Weaver in the slightest
But you should have put "Female" hormones since as you well know, males have hormones as well and the guy guy on "Team Madami" talked about in an earlier thread doesn't sound like he's an improvement over her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (JrHfD)
Fox - Fed hikes rates, diesel prices - yeah that's concerning
CBC - some Ontario political crap
CNN - Fed hikes rates first time in 3 years. Yeah, election. Assholes.
MSNow - Katy's still not showing her tits but she's still making me point and laugh with 'Atlantic: MAGA is making world safe for corruption."
I wish someone would hit these people repeatedly with clue bats.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)
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"Were it not for Black Muslim Women, NASA would have never gotten to The Moon in '69, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (LCdVS)
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Went to Kennedy Space Center a month or so ago.
Man...space is fucking awesome, and the dudes who got us there even awesomer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (NrFex)
Brave. New. World. Indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (LCdVS)
This is why I refuse to check the organ donor box when I renew my drivers license.
Posted by: Don't want any part of that at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)
Brian Dennehy was an island
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (NrFex)
ah yes......
"Brains........Moar Brains......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM
*strips*
*screams*
Posted by: Linnea Quigley at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (FAGAJ)
Man...space is fucking awesome, and the dudes who got us there even awesomer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (NrFex)
Kennedy Space Center is well done. Awesome destination.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (dK+Kv)
Science, bitches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (NrFex)
Al-Fayette?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (Ot/FD)
White guys, glasses, crew cuts, short-sleeved dress shirts with pocket protectors, amirite?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (SElz3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (oUMhY)
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Not even Paul Simon?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (1o8D5)
It’s almost as if they’re hypocrites and liars.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (8m4AW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (1o8D5)
Iraq isn't an island, silly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM
I ain't eatin' that.
Posted by: A Grue at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (FAGAJ)
Posted by: History Buff at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)
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Heh.
Wifey's Sense of Humor usually differs significantly from mine.
However, she liked the TV Series "Boston Legal" -- which we're now rewatching -- with James Spader and William Shatner (the latter's character, DENNY CRANE!) frequently talking about his "Mad Cow" Disease.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (LCdVS)
Just imagine how much cheaper those goods will be when they're produced by the state!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)
Just imagine how much cheaper those goods will be when they're produced by the state!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)
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The profit motive only drives prices up.
Everything would be free if the state did it instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Ot/FD)
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Babel on.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (1o8D5)
Iraq isn't an island, silly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Ot/FD)
Yarrgh! I was literally set to type the exact same thing!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)
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The profit motive only drives prices up.
Everything would be free if the state did it instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)
This makes my brain hurt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)
Google returns...
That sounds like it could be the setup for a fascinating conversation or an unexpected situation, depending on the context! Whether you are hanging out, debating, or just killing time, people with distinct political and social viewpoints usually have a lot of unique perspectives to share.
If you are looking for ways to navigate the situation, here are a few directions you could take:
Have a deep discussion: Ask them about how they view modern economics, community-building, or historical movements.
Find common ground: Move past labels and talk about universal topics like music, movies, food, or local news.
Keep it casual: If you aren't in the mood for a heavy political debate, you can easily steer the conversation toward lighthearted or everyday subjects
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)
I can be an ungrateful sod.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (SElz3)
Everything would be free if the state did it instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)
This makes my brain hurt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)
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Because you're not smart enough to understand the simplicity of pure communism and how it will benefit the proletariat.
Now, sit down, shut up, and let your betters tell you how to live your life in the stateless, classless future that won't even have a government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (+gK6I)
Wifey's Sense of Humor usually differs significantly from mine.
However, she liked the TV Series "Boston Legal" -- which we're now rewatching -- with James Spader and William Shatner (the latter's character, DENNY CRANE!) frequently talking about his "Mad Cow" Disease.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (LCdVS)
Brit Lass IS a mad cow
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (b4tyc)
ABC News: 'I feel kidnapped': Latino immigrants say they're in legal limbo after being deported to country in Africa
Roughly 25,000 people have been deported to so-called third countries.
Ten years ago, Moreno de Armas arrived in the U.S. after fleeing Cuba. He was legally allowed into the country under a policy that permitted Cubans who reached U.S. soil to stay and pursue legal residency.
He was living in Miami with his family and working at a meatpacking plant when federal immigration authorities detained him last May. He had been trying to obtain legal status through asylum after other forms of legal relief were denied.
Some of the new destinations include Liberia, Ghana, the Central African Republic and Sierra Leone.
"We don't have a visa here or any papers, we are illegal," said Aristides Fernandez Garcia, a Cuban immigrant who was also deported. "We're prisoners here, they won't let us leave or go anywhere. Right now, even if I want to and have the means to travel to any other country, I can't."
"I feel kidnapped," Fernandez Garcia said. "They have violated all the rights that exist in life, because we are human beings."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (NrFex)
I can be bought off with boobs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)
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The profit motive only drives prices up.
Everything would be free if the state did it instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)
State: Make goods without payment for us to distribute!
Business owner 1: No.
State: *BLAM BLAM*
State: Business owner 2, makes goods without payment for us to distribute.
Posted by: The way this actually works at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (TbWk/)
Google returns...
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At least it did not tell me to drop trou and get cuddly with the means of production.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (SElz3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (oUMhY
There's a joke to be made about goo logs but i just barfed out my aorta so i won't be the one making it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (Ot/FD)
I then typed into Google
I am alone with a MAGA supporter.
Stay calm, avoid political topics, and leave the area immediately if you feel unsafe.
Immediate Safety Steps
Do not argue. Silence or a nod does not mean you agree. It keeps the room peaceful.
Change the subject. Talk about the weather, food, sports, or work.
Plan an exit. Look for the door. Check your phone. Make up a polite excuse to leave if you feel stressed.
How to Stay Calm
Breathe slowly. Take deep breaths to lower your heart rate.
Keep quiet. You do not need to fix their views today.
Protect your peace. Remind yourself that you can walk away at any time
Wow. AI is amazing....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (Sco7b)
Roughly 25,000 people have been deported to so-called third countries.
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They go because their home countries refuse to take them because they're criminals.
Also, Hispanics make everywhere better with taco trucks, so Africa is better off and Africa should bend over backwards to give them preferrential treatment because those taco trucks are filled with nuclear scientists and doctors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Cray Cray at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (+1LeE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: History Buff
Don't forget the Lost Mosque of Roanoke Island.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (GXElQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (+gK6I)
Wait for the next jobs report when 28,653,000 Americans lost their jobs.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (b4tyc)
THANK YOU, Piper. You are sweet.
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (xJpuh)
Go fuck a zebra you useless twats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: No Such Thing As A Commie Fag at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Z8Kuq)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (b4tyc)
THANK YOU, Piper. You are sweet.
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (xJpuh)
She didn't though. She extended a "some of you are on my shit list." And she tried to steal Spongewife.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: History Buff
Don't forget the Lost Mosque of Roanoke Island.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (GXElQ)
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Haven't they been looking for a buried Mosque on Oak Island off the coast of Nova Scotia since like 1795?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (LCdVS)
"We don't have a visa here or any papers, we are illegal," said Aristides Fernandez Garcia, a Cuban immigrant who was also deported. "We're prisoners here, they won't let us leave or go anywhere. Right now, even if I want to and have the means to travel to any other country, I can't."
"I feel kidnapped," Fernandez Garcia said. "They have violated all the rights that exist in life, because we are human beings."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (5HGTQ)
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Were they given the option of going back to Cuba?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:23 PM (b4tyc)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)
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lmao
I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:23 PM (LCdVS)
Are longin' to stray
Right through the very heart of it
New York, New York
I wanna wake up
In a city that doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
I want to be a part of it
New York, New York
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:23 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)
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Most likely, their home countries refused to accept them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (bX16E)
I read Solzhenitsyn, he was very concise on the topic
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (oUMhY)
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I bet it takes 10 seconds to search and find his extensive criminal history--here and including why he can't go back to Cuba.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (LCdVS
It's the 1,231,769th holiest place in all of Islam
Right after Mohammad's Halal Meat Market on Ford Road in Dearborn Michigan.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)
206 Oh no, Polymarket says Dems have a 59% chance of taking both the Senate and House
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (oUMhY)
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Their secret knowledge has never failed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 03:26 PM (jrgJz)
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I bet it takes 10 seconds to search and find his extensive criminal history--here and including why he can't go back to Cuba.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (3cUTc)
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Why would you assume that?
Because you have a memory greater than a goldfish's?
That's unfair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:26 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (5HGTQ)
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The DUI gang.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:26 PM (XJ22o)
fun times
Posted by: Ben K at September 16, 2026 03:27 PM (ZnI4q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
For some, they probably say they are in danger if they go back to their home country, and US law (or court orders) may prevent sending then back. However, they CAN seek refuge in 3rd countries that are willing to take them. They were seeking asylum from their murderous home nation, so anywhere is an improvement they should be grateful for...right? They aren't just locust-like economic migrants.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (5HGTQ)
If any of you need a one minute distraction.
I'm curious now.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (Sco7b)
Right after Mohammad's Halal Meat Market on Ford Road in Dearborn Michigan.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)
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lol
Which begs the question: Does Trump have at least 1,231,769 nukes in the arsenal?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (LCdVS)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (5HGTQ)
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They're also nuclear scientists and doctors and contribute massively to GDP and any country would love to have them and kicking them out of America makes America weaker which is better for the world because of our capitalistic imperialisms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex)
Which begs the question: Does Trump have at least 1,231,769 nukes in the arsenal?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (LCdVS)
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The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex)
Posted by: PG at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (pxHVR)
......
Gee, I hope she's paying her fair share of taxes.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)
Indians have a rocket called ISRO.
What happens if Israh is ISRO'd?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (BIg7z)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
This polycule (https://tinyurl.com/4j7te3p2) > Polymarket
And it's 25% less gay
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (5HGTQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (GXElQ)
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I saw that episode on the History Channel
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (SkjRZ)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Sco7b)
News accounts simply note the denial was due to filing after the parole expired. A court document in his later habeas case describes his 2016 entry as “without inspection or parole,” which is somewhat at odds with the contemporaneous wet-foot/dry-foot parole descriptions in media reports; the discrepancy has not been publicly clarified in available coverage.
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So, if you read between the lines, it's because he didn't come in direct from Cuba--he snuck in through a third country, maybe from MX.
So he couldn't establish when he "landed" so his application to stay was denied.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (3cUTc)
I'd love it if the refugee hotels would put up big signs or hand out leaflets.
"Congratulations, deportees! You have escaped the racist hellhole of America."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (tUj8P)
omg I don't want to go read that whole thing, but wtf? Does she know who's committing the murders in NYC? And what exactly does she want? A cemetery on every street corner?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (XJ22o)
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She wants all whiteys gone and wants more Muslim only cemeteries:
"At this point, New York City is home to 23 percent of the entire Muslim population living in America. However, no exclusively Muslim cemetery exists in this city, where “go home” is a familiar anti-Muslim slur. Despite our building community institutions, connections, and lives in New York, “home” doesn't exist for us here in death. Families bury their loved ones upstate, in New Jersey, and as far away as Pennsylvania. While small Muslim sections do exist in some cemeteries within the five boroughs, the demand far exceeds the supply."
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Fenderbender at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (1FEc1)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (jrgJz)
Now Gandhi was a racist..until he evolved. Those damn British.
What are those f**ing people selling?
Mahmood Mamdani himself was born in Bombay (now Mumbai), India, in 1946—while his father was temporarily there attending college—his family's roots in East Africa run deep. His paternal grandparents were Gujarati Muslim migrants who moved to East Africa, and both of his parents were subsequently born and raised in the British territory of Tanganyika (now present-day Tanzania).
When Mahmood Mamdani was two years old, the family returned to Tanganyika before relocating permanently to Uganda a few years later, where he grew up. (Wikipedia)
(Under the British colonial system in East Africa, the social and economic structure was organized into a strict, three-tiered racial hierarchy that placed Indian immigrants in a more elite middle position above Black Africans.)
The family itself was part of "divisive power of wealth and race," as many South Asians adopted the prejudices of the colonial system.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:18 PM (NFX2v)
Have to do it the communist way. Starve them to death.
Posted by: communism for fags at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (1seQh)
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