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Daily Tech News 17 April 2026
Top Story
- Scheduling service Cal.com has gone closed source in part due to AI security threats. (Cal.com)
Cal.diy will remain as an open-source self-hosted solution for individual users. It has most of the same features except for support for teams and enterprise authentication methods.
- Here's why that won't work. (Twitter)
If your code is out there - even as a binary - AI tools can decompile it efficiently.
If your API is out there, AI tools can and will scan it.
It's an understandable move to avoid short-term risks, but the best approach is to use the same AI tools to scan for security issues yourself.
Tech News
- Good for some: Intel's market cap has hit a 25-year high. (Tom's Hardware)
Reclaiming the heights it briefly saw during the Dot Com bubble.
AMD's market cap meanwhile is at an all-time high, approaching half a trillion dollars.
- Not so good for others: Counterfeit Samsung 990 Pro SSDs are showing up in new markets. (Tom's Hardware)
Unlike earlier examples, which were real SSDs with fake Samsung branding and actually ran well enough that you might not notice, these don't work at all.
- Most AI SOCs have no AI. (Bleeping Computer)
Wait, what's this slop? Oh, it's an ad.
- Lenovo is introducing larger versions of its Y700 gaming tablet. (Liliputing)
They'll probably have the glossy display rather than the paper-like display in the cheap Lenovo Tab I have. That model is on the slow side but the display is stunning, and I'm interested in a larger version of that because it's perfect for reading large-format books.
Disclaimer: Blub.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 04:33 AM (IktS8)
Posted by: Accomack at April 17, 2026 04:34 AM (8jVAy)
Let them truckers roll! 10-4!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 04:36 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Accomack at April 17, 2026 04:37 AM (8jVAy)
The 70s called -- they want their CB radios back.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 04:37 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 17, 2026 04:41 AM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 17, 2026 04:41 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 17, 2026 04:42 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 04:44 AM (IktS8)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 17, 2026 04:46 AM (bQ4nt)
Your assignment today is to write a theme paper.
The films "Convoy" and "The Road Warrior" -- compare and contrast.
Bonus points for working in either "man's inhumanity to man" or "power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely" into your answers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 04:46 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2026 04:46 AM (sskIO)
Depending upon who is writing the definition, a generation is either twenty-five tears or thirty years in length. It's the average time for a given cohort of folks to pop out the next generation of young'uns. I use thirty years.
In the ages well before now twenty-five years made more sense, or even twenty years.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 04:50 AM (xG4kz)
Still got the early morning typo yips! Some things never change.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 04:52 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 04:54 AM (IktS8)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 04:56 AM (IktS8)
Time to go stroll among my earlier times' kinfolk.
In doing this, I am beginning to grant much credence to what has been described as characteristic of the second form of Pauline epistles. That is to say, "I am as a personal favor begging you sick little freaks to act normal for five minutes."
L8r
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 04:59 AM (xG4kz)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 05:03 AM (IktS8)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 17, 2026 05:03 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2026 05:12 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:15 AM (ix8EF)
https://tinyurl.com/39acmrf7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:18 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2026 05:18 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2026 05:21 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2026 05:24 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2026 05:26 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2026 05:26 AM (AN2gy)
Amen! I hope you have a safe trip back and forth and have a good time in the travel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:28 AM (ix8EF)
https://tinyurl.com/4kkz8xcz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:34 AM (ix8EF)
https://tinyurl.com/56neu9h4
Or was it just a carjack attempt?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2026 05:26 AM (1o8D5)
Cavernous Nostrildamus.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 17, 2026 05:39 AM (dK+Kv)
CONVOY!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 17, 2026 05:41 AM (wAr5n)
Posted by: Accomack at April 17, 2026 05:43 AM (GbONR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:43 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:46 AM (ix8EF)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2026 05:52 AM (2/MrR)
The lady who will be distributing them was happily surprised not only at the quality of the work but she loved how my wife knitted pink ribbons as well. She'll be delivering them to Johns Hopkins and Cedar Sinai over the next few weeks.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 17, 2026 05:54 AM (jjoN6)
I think that lovely of her to do that, it's a funny name and a very worthwhile project.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 05:56 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 17, 2026 06:01 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2026 06:05 AM (RIvkX)
un-tech is saying "This tablet sucks... but it does make for a nice beer coaster I suppose."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2026 06:06 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 17, 2026 06:08 AM (cxFcK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2026 06:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2026 06:10 AM (KNmT+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2026 06:10 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2026 06:12 AM (1o8D5)
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A prayer for a soft landing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2026 06:12 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 17, 2026 06:14 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2026 06:15 AM (KNmT+)
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - April 16,2026 [scampydog]
This 1972 DeTomaso Pantera was delivered new to the Aeronutronic division of Ford Aerospace for use as a pool vehicle before being registered to a private owner in Ventura, California, in July 1974. Chassis THPNMD04013 subsequently spent 18 years on display at the Yankee Candle Car Museum in South Deerfield, Massachusetts, prior to being offered on BaT in October 2018 and was subsequently repainted in its factory yellow finish that same year. The car was acquired by the current owner—President and Chief Executive Officer of the Ford Motor Company Jim Farley—on BaT in June 2024.
The frieze depicts the procession of Dionysus, the god of wine: the bacchantes (also known as maenads) are portrayed as dancers, but also as ferocious hunters with slaughtered kid goats on their shoulders or holding a sword and the innards of an animal; young satyrs with pointed ears play the double flute, while another performs a sacrifice of wine (libation) in acrobatic style, squirting wine behind him from a drinking horn into a patera (shallow bowl). At the centre of the composition, there is a woman with an old Silenus who holds a torch, indicating that she is an initiate, a mortal woman who, through a nocturnal ritual, is about to be initiated into the mysteries of Dionysus, the god who dies and is reborn and who promises the same destiny to his followers.
Behold! The Screaming Mummy. The original Karen. She is outraged by the linen and hieroglyphs...she just cannot. The Pharaoh is sleeping in the ante-chamber.
Seven of the 10 visceral organs listed in Aufderheide’s visceral index were identified in CT images of mummy CIT8. In torso CT images, the heart, lungs, liver, spleen, kidneys, and intestine were observed as desiccated, relatively hyperdense structures in their approximate anatomical positions. Locks of natural hair were observed on the side of the head, yielding a total visceral index of 70% suggesting good visceral preservation.Noticeably absent from the mummy were silicone and Hyaluronic acid (fillers - for those of us learning on the fly). Noticeably present were hair extensions!
These karaoke bros have entirely too much time on their hands...I'm a bit jealous...Choreography is hilarious.
More Irreverent Content. But Make it a Banana.
“Sometimes I wish banana clips were still a thing; they got me through the eighties with big hair and zero patience.” “Not all girls could wear the banana clip. It was kind of an exclusive club of hair types.”
Banana seat bikes. Murray, AMF, HUFFY, Schwinn Sting Ray, and more!
Not a wine drinker but do love the clever wine bottle storage ideas. Any woodworkers/creative types here that have made a cool one?
This handmade wine rack from reclaimed pallets showcases your bottles with rustic charm while keeping everything neatly arranged in one place.
Iron Maiden has finally made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The RRHoF has a well deserved credibility issue and referring to it as the The Not Very RRHoF is not out of line. They got it right with Maiden induction.
Maiden is really one of the most influential metal bands of all time, and this should have happened long ago. But, the RRHOF does not really like metal bands.***
Where is Motorhead, Dio, Saxon (many do not remember how influential they were), Testament, Death (really, one of the most influential and early Death metal bands), Eodus, Pantera, Megadeth, Slayer, and so many more. Judas Priest is in under the “Musical Excellence Award” rather than as a main performer, which is absurd. One of the OGs and super influential.
Billy Idol
Iron Maiden
Joy Division/New Order
Oasis
Sade
Luther Vandross
Wu-Tang Clan
ONT Random Thoughts and Questions Fire away in the comments. - The U.S. turns 250 this year. If you’re 50 or older, you’ve been around for at least 20% of the country’s lifespan. Twenty-five-year-olds… congrats, you’re 10-percenters. - Anton Chigurh is an all-time movie villain. Same with the AoSHQ favorite, Hans Gruber. For underrated movie villains, I’ll nominate Howard Payne (Speed). What say you? - Tablets and QR codes at restaurants are a soulless blight on the restaurant experience. Just take my order. I don’t need a narrated scroll, a screen hunt, and a read-back. Sometimes tech makes things worse - this is one of those times. - Never has knowledge been more accessible—we all carry pocket computers. And yet, people know nothing. - Is being informed exhausting? And what’s actually worth debating? - Are we arguing over facts, or just the details? - Where on your importance scale does the ability to change your mind rank in terms of happiness / a good life? - Right through the webbing. Baseball's unfortunate equipment failure. There's something satisfying about restringing and repairing a glove. Whether an emergency - need the glove right now / tomorrow or a full on project. Removing the cracked, worn out laces. Threading fresh leather through seasons of a well formed pocket and stress points. Restoration work with a bit of respect built in. It's not a new glove when you're done - and that's the point.
Tactical response weiner 😂 pic.twitter.com/RsSYXPgIUR
— Patton (@GeneralPatton83) April 1, 2026
Ye Olde Fake Being Gay Scam to gain asylum in the UK. Usual suspects. Suck it, Boasberg. Highest college athlete NIL deals. *** A trio of life choices.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 10:00 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 10:01 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:02 PM (41CYW)
That is one scary looking she-mummy, I'm tellin' you what.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 10:04 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Doof
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It was the treats and ear scritches, Disco.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)
“Not all girls could wear the banana clip. It was kind of an exclusive club of hair types.”
Heh! I'm so old that I remember that some of the gals hid transistor radios within their beehive hairdos.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 16, 2026 10:06 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)
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Rolling Stone published a list of the 50 greatest rock bands.
ZZ Top was not on the list.
The list is therefore invalid.
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:06 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 16, 2026 10:07 PM (w3u3d)
An engineer who can't change his mind when is wrong is called "unemployed."
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 10:08 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: huerfano at April 16, 2026 10:09 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:09 PM (nbLIj)
NASA just posted this IR camera view of the entire Artemis II launch and ascent. That's some impressive resolution and tracking there:
https://is.gd/edqc6L
SRB separation occurs around 4:20 in, and then the escape tower and adapter panel jettison is clearly visible at around 6:30 in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:10 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 10:10 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 10:10 PM (Fbc0I)
Banana clips. I had those for my big old 80s high school hair.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 10:08 PM (cS3Fw)
___________
I confess I had a thing for big hair.
*blushes*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:10 PM (tgvbd)
You can buy the whole pizza for $10.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)
Turns out that she swallowed a fly, and things just kind of escalated from there.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Aqg7j)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 10:11 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:11 PM (faK3k)
That was the exact lunch I had today!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 10:12 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)
I'm guessing she was not a volunteer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 10:13 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:13 PM (XuXeR)
Not a fan of the bread
Posted by: Oh noes! at April 16, 2026 10:14 PM (+abK1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2026 10:14 PM (i3DU8)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (y171U)
*blushes*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:10 PM (tgvbd)
I was envious of the hair metal guys. They had prettier hair than me.
*sobs*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Aqg7j)
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Is the horse OK?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (gnNyN)
Thanks for the ONT!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (BI5O2)
I saw that. Damned kids don't know nuttin'. She got upset at the looks she got.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:16 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Iris at April 16, 2026 10:16 PM (bOJ2I)
*sobs*"
David Coverdale waves...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 16, 2026 10:17 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Joyenz at April 16, 2026 10:17 PM (2F0/Y)
That is one scary looking she-mummy, I'm tellin' you what.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
_________
She wants to see the manager about that Ea-nāṣir bastard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:17 PM (tgvbd)
Thanks for the ONT!!
Posted by: LRob
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That's pretty awesome, LRob. Kind of blown away about the percentages we all are - and how fast it goes.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:18 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 10:18 PM (gLYp7)
None of them should be in the R&RHoF. It's like saying that Old Town Road is a country song (it's not).
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2026 10:18 PM (+z7ta)
Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark.
Bruce Dern in The Cowboys.
Bruce Dern in Black Thursday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:19 PM (41CYW)
That screaming mummy would make the toughest, meanest, badass Klingon shit his pants and run.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
That mummy is pretty scary. Reminds me of "Esther" at Mesa Verde...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 16, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)
Howard Carter says "I didn't see a thing"
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:21 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Nose Knows at April 16, 2026 10:21 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: buddhaha
I saw that. Damned kids don't know nuttin'. She got upset at the looks she got.
Posted by: publius
C'mon, she's old enough to know him. He put out nine of his albums in her lifetime. Last one in 2003, and she was born in 1988.
Therefore, she does not need to get off my lawn, but should bring a beach blanket and a bikini.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at April 16, 2026 10:21 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 10:22 PM (bss/y)
Sade
Luther Vandross
Wu-Tang Clan
No R&R. The R&R HoF is a joke.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 10:18 PM (gLYp7)
Oasis I wouldn't exactly count as "rock and roll" either. But yeah, it's a bad joke. Maiden should've been inducted ages ago.
Posted by: yes, that Bruce Dickinson at April 16, 2026 10:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:23 PM (XuXeR)
If you saw the film you'd understand why it was so impressionable.
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 16, 2026 10:23 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Rock on, cowboy from hell at April 16, 2026 10:24 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 16, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)
The Prairie Moons
I Want To Be A Cowboy's Sweetheart
https://youtu.be/DqWWayImQeI
Every time I hear this I wish for a black light poster of cattle brands. This song was originally recorded in 1934 by Pasty Montana. The Prairie Moons' cover crushes that.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 10:25 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 10:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:27 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:28 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Hah!
But seriously: "empty orchestra." Not "empty head."
kara - empty. same as in "karate," "empty hand."
oke - the start of the word "orchestra," transliterated into Japanese.
The Japanese like making four-kanji and (in this case) four-mora words out of longer compound words.
And that makes the Japanese pronunciation "kah-rah-owe-keh," not "kay-ree-owe-key."
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 16, 2026 10:30 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 10:15 PM (gnNyN)
The good news is that the glue factory received some unexpected raw materials.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Aqg7j)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 16, 2026 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Must be shoulder or higher... with chrome sissy bar
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:30 PM (XuXeR)
Lionel Atwill could portray an epic villain, Professor Moriarty in the Sherlock Holmes movies, mad scientist in others.
Posted by: Old School Needs New Roof at April 16, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:31 PM (V4IXI)
*sobs*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Beserker has entered the chat. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bulg
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Cool! Congrats. Pretty decent gig - my daughter did some ACT tutoring prep while in college. Foreign students, mostly. Good luck!
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:31 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (XuXeR)
Sure, Trump was the principle target, and one could try to pass this off as 'politics' but as Chief SCROTUS assures us, there are no politics in the Courts, which is why this POS should be crushed under ever increasing weights for the remainder of his life. May it be long and in agony.
If nothing else, formally charge the nazgul of leading a conspiracy which end effect was rummaging through a totally innocent immigrant and naturalized citizens underwear drawers for shits and giggles. Not as bad as being a pig fucker but make him deny the clear line he helped execute.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark.
Bruce Dern in The Cowboys.
Bruce Dern in Black Thursday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:19 PM (ndZc7)
Robin Williams. IYKYK...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (nbLIj)
Lionel Atwill could portray an epic villain, Professor Moriarty in the Sherlock Holmes movies, mad scientist in others.
Posted by: Old School Needs New Roof at April 16, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)
The remake of Kiss of Death was actually pretty good. AOS favorite actor , Nic Cage played the villain.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:33 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:33 PM (41CYW)
"I'm a black man in America calling for the reparations of black people!"
Johnson then asserted the restaurant industry is tied to slavery.
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Make it repatriation of black people and we'll talk.
Also, I don't like those pushed tips either but I wouldn't call it slavery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)
Or perhaps something like this?
https://is.gd/5O27BU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:34 PM (w6EFb)
There was an Alfred Hitchcock Presents tv episode with Bruce Dern. He is frighteningly good at playing a bad guy. Alfred Hitchcock Presents had some great episodes. There is nothing as good on modern television.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 16, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Wind Beneath My Wings at April 16, 2026 10:35 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:35 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 16, 2026 10:23 PM (7D3Aa)
"- Anton Chigurh is an all-time movie villain."
Looks like scampy beat you to that one.
*pulls out coin
Call it.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:35 PM (Aqg7j)
Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark.
Bruce Dern in The Cowboys.
Bruce Dern in Black Thursday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:19 PM (ndZc7)
Robin Williams. IYKYK...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (nbLIj)
He's been a villain in a couple of movies. Are you thinking the far north one or the picture one?
Posted by: Guy was very talented at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (xHKWa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If you had it still BIB it would be worth $250+ easily.
It's a WAG, but I once wandered across a collectors page and apparently I had some rare ones that got destroyed.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Yyrog the Necromancer at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (ZxPkt)
*pours one out for Dimebag*
Posted by: Rock on, cowboy from hell at April 16, 2026 10:24 PM (TbWk/)
Don’t forget Vinnie.
(Been to both their graves in Arlington, TX)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (nbLIj)
He's been a villain in a couple of movies. Are you thinking the far north one or the picture one?
Posted by: Guy was very talented at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)
I assumed he was referring to Popeye.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (Aqg7j)
Posted by: Montresor at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)
The Wall of Death to “Sweetest Taboo”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 10:38 PM (hJH5n)
*sobs*"
Senmut might have better hair than me, at that.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:38 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (Aqg7j)
A fucking musical!
PASS
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 10:38 PM (hJH5n)
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That was a great scene and Widmark played it to the max.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (nbLIj)
He's been a villain in a couple of movies. Are you thinking the far north one or the picture one?
Posted by: Guy was very talented at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)
I assumed he was referring to Popeye.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (Aqg7j)
Popeye was the hero, Bluto was the villain.
Posted by: Very weird movie it was at April 16, 2026 10:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 10:39 PM (vSvIl)
I had a 5speed (twist handle to shift!) bicycle... Pink-to-purple metallic paint, sparkly purple banana seat and chrome sissy bar. Hi-rise handlebars & handbrakes, oh yeah!
Thanks,
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Gud Now at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (V4IXI)
This is intentional.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (ZxPkt)
Andrew Robinson was also great as Garak in DS9. But Dirty Harry is a favorite.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (xHKWa)
Posted by: Paolo at April 16, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
It does have it's advantages, though. The amount of useless stuff I carry around in my head clutters the mind at times.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 16, 2026 10:41 PM (QaH55)
Patsy Montana 1934
https://youtu.be/rAYwYscqXJQ?
Suzy Bogguss (1990s ?)
https://youtu.be/KhTp713heic
The Petersen Band (2017)
https://youtu.be/jk58CUE7-B0
The Prairie Moons (2026)
https://youtu.be/DqWWayImQeI
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 10:41 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2026 10:41 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 10:42 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 10:42 PM (xHKWa)
Turns out that she swallowed a fly, and things just kind of escalated from there.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Aqg7j)
Then stepped on by a shoe-fly, run over by a horsefly, the the housefly dropped onto her?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Still Ride 50 Miles A Week at April 16, 2026 10:42 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Don Black
Foam Party
Posted by: Marco at April 16, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:43 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
Good call.
Heineken?! Fuck that shit. PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!
Posted by: Candy coated clown they call the sandman at April 16, 2026 10:43 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Eyyy... so wasted... that woman suuuucks...
Posted by: Superfly! at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (V4IXI)
So, had a FWP today. I have been going through the process of getting dental implants on 2 of my teeth - one in front and one in the back. It has been over 6 months since this all started, and today was "New Teeth" day - all of the steps had been completed, and the implants were ready at the office.
I was SO excited! Got to the office, had the bottom one installed, the dentist took out the one for my front tooth....
....and there was something wrong with it.
It has to be sent back and a new one made.
Y'all - I haven't cried once about my cancer diagnosis, but I was >>>this close
Just wanted to vent.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (SRRAx)
I saw that. Damned kids don't know nuttin'. She got upset at the looks she got.
Posted by: publius,
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My wife didn't recognize the name either. I pulled up Never Too Much on my tablet and she said, "Oh, I know that. That's who did it?"
It's understandable. I know this admission is gonna cost me DEI points, but she's not black. She's second generation, and probably shares some genetic material with Melania.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (i3DU8)
Never got a name but the lunatic killer from Dirty Harry, played perfectly by Andrew Robinson. IMdB just lists the characters name as 'Killer'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (V4IXI)
Insomnia and One Hour Photo were the two I had in mind. Al Pacino was the cop pursuing him in the former...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:45 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 10:46 PM (xHKWa)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 10:46 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 10:46 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 10:40 PM (xHKW
Not many people can pull off a five head but she's one of them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:46 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Old School Needs New Roof at April 16, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)
I remember that Widmark movie. A shocking scene for the time.
And Robert Mitchum in Cape Fear was a terrifying villain.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 16, 2026 10:46 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:45 PM (nbLIj)
He was great in both but One Hour Photo was by far the better film IMHO.
Posted by: Snapshot. A hunting term. at April 16, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)
https://is.gd/5O27BU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr.
What the hell is that vent?
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 10:47 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 16, 2026 10:47 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 16, 2026 10:47 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:47 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)
Brandon Johnson today on his administration's transparency regarding his Reparations Task Force:
===============
As long as we're allowed to talk about stupid Dem leaders, I can't fathom the proposed NYC pied-a-terre tax.
You TAX someone for NOT using city services. I mean, they don't use the fire department because you're not there being set aflame in the subway, you don't use the police department because you're not there being shot on the street, you don't use the garbage collection because you're not there throwing anything away, you're not walking on the sidewalks or strolling in the park or visiting the library or museum...
Then, how does the city determine pied-a-terre status? Do you self-report the amount of time you spend in your apartment? (Hallllooooo, Quality Learing Center folks!) Is there a specific amount of time you have to spend at your residence -- total, consecutive?
I thought this was wildly imaginative silliness, but I found out the concept has been around for a while.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 10:47 PM (n7rxJ)
It's understandable. I know this admission is gonna cost me DEI points, but she's not black. She's second generation, and probably shares some genetic material with Melania.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (i3DU
Next you'll tell me she's from Scarsdale. Say no more!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:48 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Black Flag at April 16, 2026 10:48 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 16, 2026 10:48 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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Same sentiment, but quite a difference...
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2026 10:48 PM (i3DU8)
Posted by: I'll never let you go! *shove* at April 16, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 10:49 PM (2WIwB)
I jealously protect/uphold my sense of direction and belligerently refuse to use GPS. I use Apple Maps like I previously used a road atlas. I refuse to listen to some electronic whore tell me how to navigate. And once I've driven there once, I don't need to look next time... it's locked in. Freaks out my younger co-workers.
Seriously, if there was an EMP event that wiped out all smartphones, how many people could actually fucking get anywhere ?!?
(apologies if the interrobang was over-the-top...)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 16, 2026 10:49 PM (kOluj)
https://is.gd/5O27BU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr.
What the hell is that vent?
Posted by: From about That Time
Pressure relief when you close the meat locker door in the background.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)
How long must you wait for the re-made tooth?
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 10:49 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (SRRAx)
================
Soooo frustrating. Sorry you had that kind of day.
But we luvs ya! Hug hug hug!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 10:50 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh at April 16, 2026 10:50 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:50 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Big Mike at April 16, 2026 10:51 PM (41CYW)
In The Line Of Fire.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:51 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:51 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2026 10:51 PM (Q+gd/)
Seriously, if there was an EMP event that wiped out all smartphones, how many people could actually fucking get anywhere ?!?
(apologies if the interrobang was over-the-top...)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 16, 2026 10:49 PM (kOluj)
I’m the same way. In San Antonio I’ve known people who are freaked out at my never using a phone for navigation there. “I’ve lived in San Antonio most of my life. I know where most everything is!”
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Andre Delambre came seeking revenge.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (Aqg7j)
Only in a city named Morehead would the police arrive in a weiner.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
With ketchup on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)
https://youtu.be/7J2Zz9foE9Q
Arrrrre ya hankin?
(Yup yup)
Forrrr some bacon?
(Yup yup)
Posted by: pookysgirl loved the original Lion King at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
Watched The Mummy yesterday
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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Nope. Literally a Coal Miners (step) Daughter. Although she did live in NYC for awhile.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2026 10:53 PM (i3DU8)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:54 PM (Aqg7j)
Barker nods to the nickname "Pinhead" and reveals that the demon really, really dislikes it.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:54 PM (gKWVE)
https://youtu.be/7J2Zz9foE9Q
Arrrrre ya hankin?
(Yup yup)
Forrrr some bacon?
(Yup yup)
Posted by: pookysgirl loved the original Lion King at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
He's a big pig!
(Yup yup)
You can be a big pig too! paahoyyyyeee!
Posted by: AYAAAAA BAWEMBAAAA at April 16, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/)
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Widmark is one of my favorites, he was good and he worked all his life. He was a nut burger in old Cagney/Robinson gangster movies several in between then Bam there he is in against all odds.
He worked as long as they made real movies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 10:55 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)
(Yes, I understand he has a medical condition. He's used that himself though.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 10:55 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2026 10:56 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2026 10:56 PM (Aqg7j)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 10:56 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:56 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!!!
Posted by: Hey Paul! at April 16, 2026 10:56 PM (TbWk/)
Tres cool.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 10:57 PM (qFwJc)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XTFtzUaNN7c
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 10:57 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 10:57 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 10:58 PM (2WIwB)
Who had the banana seat?
I had a bike similar to #8 at the link, but it was a 3 speed. Heavy crappy bike, but it did look cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 16, 2026 10:58 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: davidt
Gary Oldman was a spectacular bad guy in The Professional.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Iris at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (V4IXI)
Uncle Billy in "It's a Wonderful Life."
Fucker has one job to do: deposit $5,000 in cash at the Potter Bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: gKWVE floats down here at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (gKWVE)
Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark.
Bruce Dern in The Cowboys.
Bruce Dern in Black Thursday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
.......
Ken in Barbie
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (BT3km)
("Cabal" is excruciating.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!"
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 11:01 PM (Fbc0I)
The upgrades this time were the fresh roasted and peeled green chiles, jalapenos, tomatoes. The usual suspects included some lean hamburger, cilantro, onion, red bell, pinto beans, pepper, salt, cumin, smoked paprika, minced garlic, and the always important fresh squeezed lime.
It is most tasty and the house hours later still smells lovely.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 11:01 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:01 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (V4IXI)
I don't know if there was ever a better bike.
When I got too old for a stingray, I got a yellow Schwinn 10 speed, I think it was a varsity. My brother had a better one- continental maybe. They were light weight and seemed fancy, but they really weren't nearly as fun as the no-speed Stingrays.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2026 11:02 PM (QBhXE)
Finally. In my dream, I remembered my wife’s first name. Except, her first name in the dream wasn’t the same as her first name in real life.
Weird.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:02 PM (Wmg4n)
daughter to her high school prom..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 11:02 PM (nbLIj)
Uncle Billy in "It's a Wonderful Life."
Fucker has one job to do: deposit $5,000 in cash at the Potter Bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (qFwJc)
***
Not so much a villain but a dumbass. He's why you don't hire family.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 11:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gKWVE floats down here at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (gKWVE)
Tim Curry was a bad guy in an episode of Cromulent Minds. He was so excellent that you kind of sympathized with him just a wee bit. Outstanding actor.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 16, 2026 11:03 PM (3xR9y)
Posted by: Piper
--------
'Evening, Piper. Doof seems fine - we have been chatting on the back channel off / on for a few days.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:03 PM (41CYW)
Hubby says he will just retire in that case and is obviously putting a brave face to hide nervousness about it all.
I am also faking calm while being a mass of anxiety.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 11:03 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 11:03 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:01 PM (b4qz
It pisses off the Left so I'm excited about it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 11:03 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2026 11:04 PM (Q+gd/)
Nurse Ratched
Doctor Sapirstein
Whoa -- am I starting a pattern? Hmm, according to google there are quite a few movies in which medical professionals are the villain, but I haven't seen them all so I can't say. The Human Centipede doctor is probably rather awful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 11:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:04 PM (b4qzS)
Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark.
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Good job. Hard to imagine Alan (the Russians are Coming) Arkin being a vicious killer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 11:04 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: gKWVE floats down here at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (gKWVE)
Oh, that miniseries was nightmare fuel. Clowns are horrifying.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 11:05 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 16, 2026 11:05 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Puddleglum
An amusing typo to come across is when the 'r' in Gary Oldman is left out. Yes, my pleasures are simple and frequent.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 11:05 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 16, 2026 11:05 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:05 PM (41CYW)
216 But also now concerned about Doof. I know he has a lot going on, but won’t bother him this late.
Posted by: Piper
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'Evening, Piper. Doof seems fine - we have been chatting on the back channel off / on for a few days.
Posted by: scampydog at April
Okay, good. I will stalk him tomorrow.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:06 PM (Wmg4n)
Spirit Airlines is reportedly flirting with liquidation, sending shockwaves through an economy that quietly relied on $19 flights and emotional resilience training.
For years, Spirit offered Americans a simple value proposition: we will get you there, but not before testing your relationship with God, strangers, and the concept of personal space [ . . . ]
Posted by: Montresor at April 16, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)
You TAX someone for NOT using city services.
======
Taxes are social policy.
The idea that we pay for public services with taxes is false. There is no connection.
Yes, they collect and they spend. But they collect what they want, how they want, irrespective of the "services" they provide.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
Finally. In my dream, I remembered my wife’s first name. Except, her first name in the dream wasn’t the same as her first name in real life.
Weird.
Posted by: Bulg
That's easy to explain. You were dreaming somebody else's dream.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sho' Nuff at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (zUFRX)
It was identical to this one: https://pin.it/71TTa81ro
Posted by: Bert G at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: tankdemon
Yep. When I was traveling for work all week, every week for years, I learned to just tell the waitress "Surprise me."
Never failed. They knew what was good and what to avoid.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 11:08 PM (cYBz/)
Hubby says he will just retire in that case and is obviously putting a brave face to hide nervousness about it all.
I am also faking calm while being a mass of anxiety.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
They could stay in Chapter 11 for longer than 90 days, unless that is what they are communicating. Grace Davison was in chapter 11 for YEARS.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:08 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)
Am I the prettiest?
Am I the baddest mo-fo low down around this town?
Posted by: Sho' Nuff at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (zUFRX)
Who's the Master, LEEROY?!
Posted by: Lord Bowler, er, Sho Nuff at April 16, 2026 11:10 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:10 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 16, 2026 11:11 PM (DK5Sh)
Lee Van Cleef - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Henry Fonda - Once Upon a Time in The West
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 11:12 PM (gLYp7)
I won another bike in a contest an sold the Royce-Union.
Big mistake. The bike I won was a piece of crap.
Eventually got the 10 speed from another older brother.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 11:12 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 10:56 PM (V4IXI)
Early in his career, Bogie played a mobster in the movie "Dead End" with the Dead End kids, Sylvia Sydney and Joel McCrea.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 16, 2026 11:13 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Don Black
*******
I'm so old that what first came to my mind was Bret, Bart, and Beau.
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 11:13 PM (9RQU8)
The upgrades this time were the fresh roasted and peeled green chiles, jalapenos, tomatoes. The usual suspects included some lean hamburger, cilantro, onion, red bell, pinto beans, pepper, salt, cumin, smoked paprika, minced garlic, and the always important fresh squeezed lime.
It is most tasty and the house hours later still smells lovely.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
But no actual Trash Panda?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 11:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)
must have been a Tom Bombadil chapter
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 11:13 PM (gKWVE)
Not a fan of the bread
Posted by: Oh noes! at April 16, 2026 10:14 PM (+abK1)
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How did you like the Roman Centurion?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:13 PM (nWPIJ)
You know, the one where THAT FUCKING COURT signed off on spying on a BUNCH of Republicans... and didn't vote for it..
Oh... the horror...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2026 11:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Cicero
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Fine, I’ll exhume some better content in the future.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:14 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 16, 2026 11:14 PM (rUN8k)
Posted by: Bert G at April 16, 2026 11:15 PM (VARTN)
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I understand the Celtic Briton chicks were hot. Think Boudicca.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:15 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
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I just finished watching DS9 for the first time this week. The acting was very good. Better than TOS or TNG.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 16, 2026 11:13 PM (y171U)
Dead End was in an anthology of American plays that included The Front Page, and several others including Night of the Iguana. For reasons that anthology, and the novels Ivanhoe and Island in the Stream were the only books I had to read for a summer
Posted by: Montresor at April 16, 2026 11:16 PM (rbvCR)
I rewatched "The Last Dragon" a few months ago, just because it was the 40th anniversary of its release. It's sooooo bad in so many ways, but the fight scenes were fun. And Vanity was gorgeous, but you could tell she was coked up like Tony Montana.
Posted by: PabloD at April 16, 2026 11:16 PM (zUFRX)
Posted by: Cicero
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That's actually damned good reading. You have a point.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:17 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 11:17 PM (rbvCR)
Too much debt.
Tomorrow they have an all hands town hall.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 11:18 PM (LmPA0)
Worst villain?
LT Sobel, in Band of Brothers. Dude was a total jerk face. Casting David Schwimmer in that role was perfect.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 16, 2026 11:18 PM (QVmho)
Thanks Scampy and Horde (I guess?).
I simply can't keep up 🤯...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 16, 2026 11:18 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 11:19 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 11:20 PM (yGQJD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:20 PM (nWPIJ)
You know, the one where THAT FUCKING COURT signed off on spying on a BUNCH of Republicans... and didn't vote for it..
Oh... the horror...
Posted by: Romeo13
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If spying on Americans is not what the FISA is for then what the hell is it for? Not like you really need permission to spy on foreigners.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 11:21 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 11:21 PM (cYBz/)
Why yes, I am watching one on YouTube.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 11:21 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 11:19 PM (pvf3X)
Same here! I got mine when I was 7. Mine was gold, my brothers was purple. Loved those big handlebars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 11:23 PM (yGQJD)
We're adding an arbitration provision to your Credit Card Agreement.
Here's what you nee to know.
Bend over and spread 'em
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 11:23 PM (faK3k)
Condition: A well-preserved mummy. Skin all present tanned hard and thick, and a deep reddish brown in color. White mold around legs and feet and over breast. Finger and toenails preserved. Eyes tight closed (lower lids flattened down). Vagina open, mouth wide-open.
I think they found an ancient blow up doll.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker
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Somebody clicked the link.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:26 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Nemo at April 16, 2026 11:26 PM (4RPgu)
Adrian Barbeau in Play Misty for Me.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 11:27 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
>Let me guess, you had a unicycle on a pogo stick, and you liked it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 11:28 PM (Fbc0I)
Too much debt.
Tomorrow they have an all hands town hall.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16
I am sorry you are going through this, amazingly stressful, I am sure.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:29 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 11:30 PM (9RQU8)
Condition: A well-preserved mummy. Skin all present tanned hard and thick, and a deep reddish brown in color. White mold around legs and feet and over breast. Finger and toenails preserved. Eyes tight closed (lower lids flattened down). Vagina open, mouth wide-open.
I think they found an ancient blow up doll.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Muslims got there before the archaeologists.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 11:28 PM (Fbc0I)
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My brother and I got roller skates for Christmas. He got the right one and I got the left one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:30 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Berserker
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Somebody clicked the link.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:26 PM (41CYW)
Ancient egypt used to be a hobby, I had to click on the link. Truth is I read about that mummy a few times over the years, but this one was in pretty good detail.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
Adrian Barbeau in Play Misty for Me.
*********
That was Jessica Walters.
Posted by: Cosda
>That one hit too close to home. I had to turn it off. Stalkers are never something to be trifled with.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 11:32 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 11:30 PM (9RQU
Far better chance you are right than that I am.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 11:32 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 11:33 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: Berserker
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Saw it and thought, why is this in the news again? Clicked and read. Thought about blockquoting the section you quoted. Heh.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:35 PM (41CYW)
....and there was something wrong with it.
It has to be sent back and a new one made.
Y'all - I haven't cried once about my cancer diagnosis, but I was >>>this close
Just wanted to vent.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 16, 2026 10:44 PM (SRRAx)
Sometimes it’s the little things that get you the worst.
It’s no consolation but, I had to have my two upper front teeth replaced by implants due to a hidden infection in my upper jaw. It was supposed to take a total of two visits 3 weeks apart. Ended up taking 3 oral surgeries and two separate bone grafts over 13 months before I finally got two front teeth back in my mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 11:35 PM (yGQJD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Fbc0I)
Soul Asylum - Runaway Train (Official HD Video)
https://youtu.be/NRtvqT_wMeY
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 11:39 PM (LmPA0)
We are not arguing, we are fighting over good and evil.
There's no way to argue with today's Left because they do not acknowledge the existence of facts. Because they are evil.
Posted by: jocon307 at April 16, 2026 11:39 PM (EuROc)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 11:40 PM (pvf3X)
Judas Priest >>>>>>> Any of the current nominees. Sade???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 16, 2026 11:41 PM (IurJ0)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 10:32 PM (nbLIj)
He's been a villain in a couple of movies. Are you thinking the far north one or the picture one?
Posted by: Guy was very talented at April 16, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)
I was thinking the picture one myself. I'd forgotten about the far north one and that was the one of the two I've actually seen.
Posted by: farquad at April 16, 2026 11:43 PM (CFMhl)
{vmom}
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2026 11:44 PM (CHHv1)
But it was sooooooo coooooooooooool!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 11:45 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Nemo at April 16, 2026 11:26 PM (4RPgu)
That was the role that told me what an incredibly great actor John Hurt was. Several actors have played Caligula, but Hurt did it so well that it’s impossible to imagine anyone else playing the role.
And he had the unique ability to be incredibly charming at the same time he was being evil. You wonder if the real Caligula was like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 11:46 PM (yGQJD)
I think it was Clifford Stoll in Silicon Snake Oil that pointed out there's a the huge difference between information, knowledge, and wisdom. And that if having lots of information was powerful, librarians would rule the world.
And sympathies, Teresa! When you've got no control over the Big Things, then the Little Things become hugely important and that's okay. And it's frustrating not to have your teeth working properly!
Posted by: tankascribe at April 16, 2026 11:46 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
>Take up golf as a hobby and channel your anxiety to frustration. The club house is always open.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 11:47 PM (Fbc0I)
Good to see you doing an occasional ONT scampydog. Thank you for content.
Spent a few busy days getting our camper ready for the road. We reserved a 'full hook-up' (not as much fun as it sounds it means electric/water/sewer hook-ups) spot at Prado Regional park, about 25 miles east of here. It was a very nice park, peaceful, and the sites weren't on top of each other. More like a park rather than a parking lot. In a few months it will be brutally hot there. It was close enough to home we didn't stay in the camper overnight.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2026 11:48 PM (QGaXH)
She frequents the FedEx package store that my son used to manage. He said she's the sweetest old lady you could meet.
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 11:48 PM (9RQU8)
Hezbollah members are celebrating the ceasefire in Beirut suburbs.
https://tinyurl.com/mrnxtnxs
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 11:48 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: raimondo at April 16, 2026 11:48 PM (XS9je)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2026 11:48 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 11:50 PM (S/Y4j)
I'm sorry but I don't want to see dead Egyptian chicks on the ONT.
Posted by: Cicero
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They look like Kathy Griffin.
https://t.ly/XqRnU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 11:51 PM (Cqx++)
The attorney for the “Olaolukitan Adon Abel” who m*rdered Lauren Bullis by sho*ting her in the face 6 times and then st*bbing her to de*th...
...has requested that Olaolukitan be able to BOND OUT OF JAIL because:
"He is not a danger and he won't flee."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 11:51 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Fbc0I)
I always wanted the variant with the flared rear fender and the flat slick tire. I think Schwinn called it the Mach 1 or something like that after the mustang car.
Posted by: Advo at April 16, 2026 11:55 PM (jO4mz)
Posted by: Cicero
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They look like Kathy Griffin.
https://t.ly/XqRnU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 11:51 PM (Cqx++)
Oh shit, that one escaped before they could pack her in Natron.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 11:55 PM (snZF9)
Turned the page on the binding arbitration letter thinking that contained in this missive is a bill, No, it's a three page legal document from the lawyers.
Gonna' look into this in the daylight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 11:55 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 11:56 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 16, 2026 11:57 PM (pSaL/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2026 11:48 PM (QGaXH)
Are you going on a big road trip?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 11:57 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:58 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Advo at April 16, 2026 11:55 PM (jO4mz)
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The famous Apple Krate and Orange Krate.
That was back before the Schwinn name got sold off to the Chinese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:58 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 11:58 PM (sl73Y)
The dental scene in that movie was brutal.
Posted by: Orson at April 17, 2026 12:01 AM (dIske)
Link goes to X: https://is.gd/yt8Qk0
Posted by: Bert G at April 17, 2026 12:01 AM (VARTN)
That was back before the Schwinn name got sold off to the Chinese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:58 PM (nWPIJ)
Those bikes are stooooopid frigging money right now. 10-15K. You can buy 3 frigging used harleys for that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 12:02 AM (snZF9)
Turned the page on the binding arbitration letter thinking that contained in this missive is a bill, No, it's a three page legal document from the lawyers.
Gonna' look into this in the daylight.
Posted by: Braenyard
Your choices are limited -
- Pay in full and close the account, or
- Accept it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2026 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Texican ette at April 17, 2026 12:03 AM (SNf74)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 17, 2026 12:07 AM (EP7Sw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2026 12:08 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 17, 2026 12:11 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 17, 2026 12:12 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: From about That Time
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You have 60 days to opt out. Think I'm going to put it in Grok and let it interpret it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:18 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 17, 2026 12:22 AM (V2rw/)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 11:58 PM (41CYW)
I'm trying to get back into hiking. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Nothing physically wrong, just too lazy.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 17, 2026 12:29 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:30 AM (faK3k)
- Tablets and QR codes at restaurants are a soulless blight on the restaurant experience. Just take my order. I don’t need a narrated scroll, a screen hunt, and a read-back. Sometimes tech makes things worse - this is one of those times.
I find this infuriating as it is clear that the restaurant is simply outsourcing their wait staff duties to me. My response when I see this is: "how much are you going to pay me for doing your job?" And I am not paraphrasing. I have asked that a number of times now. When I get a quizzical look I explain: they are forcing me to do their job, which is not what you expect when you go to a restaurant. I expect the restaurant to serve me. That includes going over the menu, telling me specials and taking my order. Don't get me started on lost revenue opportunities that the place loses on upsells or drink orders etc. It's Restaurant 101 - fer chrissakes! (I worked just about every job in restaurants during my college years)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 17, 2026 12:31 AM (Gu66x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2026 12:31 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 11:57 PM (cS3Fw)
We're going to meet friends at San Clemente State Beach in a few weeks for a few days. I'd like to do a more extensive trip like we did two years ago when we went to Grand Teton/Yellowstone and east across Wyoming and South Dakota before turning back.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 17, 2026 12:32 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Back when Rolling Stone was something that some people pretended mattered, I always wondered why they hired "rock critics" who manifestly did not like rock music.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2026 12:33 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rex B at April 17, 2026 12:34 AM (a992C)
10h
Ilhan Omar is now vocally supportive of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Candace Owens.
If you are still an MTG or Candace supporter, you may wish to consider this fact.
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I support her, fully.
I support her and her family and associates complete and full deportation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:37 AM (faK3k)
That was back before the Schwinn name got sold off to the Chinese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:58 PM (nWPIJ)
Trivia for 29-year-olds: do you remember which models did not have "Krate" in their names?
I remember Captain Kangaroo used to shill for Schwinn, back when it was still considered ethical for kiddie show hosts to push products.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2026 12:37 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yep. Both sides of that.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 12:37 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 17, 2026 12:38 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:30 AM (faK3k)
Yes. In my retail work days, we were taught to be wary when a customer's check had a low number.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 12:38 AM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:30 AM (faK3k)
Yep. When I got my first checking account in high school, the rep actually asked me what number I wanted the checks to start with, and suggested choosing a high number.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2026 12:40 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Publius Redux
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Greetings to Publius Redux in Southeast Asia it's good to hear from you. Any cultural observations of America from there?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:41 AM (faK3k)
Now? I have 2 major credit cards. One, with a very low limit (at my request) for small things like annual renewals of a few subscription services, so I don't even carry it with me. The other, with a more "normal" limit, for emergencies-- but I keep it active with gasoline purchases and hubby's cigs.
Neither have an annual fee. Both are paid in full when statements arrive. I do have a Homedespot card & generally use it only for *major* purchases and again, pay within the time limit for their interest-free deal. They send me promo offers all the time, wanting me to rack that baby up! I might need to buy some flowers and potting soil, just to keep it active; been a while since I used it.
All other cards were cancelled years ago. There were many, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:30 AM (faK3k)
Yep. When I got my first checking account in high school, the rep actually asked me what number I wanted the checks to start with, and suggested choosing a high number.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi
My latest account I started about 5 years ago is on check number 108.
Until then whenever I moved I ordered new checks and started with another 1,000 on the odometer. Before this latest account I was in the 6,000 series.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2026 12:43 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:30 AM (faK3k)
Yep. When I got my first checking account in high school, the rep actually asked me what number I wanted the checks to start with, and suggested choosing a high number.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi
My latest account I started about 5 years ago is on check number 108.
Until then whenever I moved I ordered new checks and started with another 1,000 on the odometer. Before this latest account I was in the 6,000 series.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2026 12:43 AM (/lPRQ)
I have a Credit Union Checking Account that I opened in 1992 starting at check #100. I'm up to the 6000's now though with on-line banking and kids having grown up I write considerably fewer checks - one or two/three per month maybe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 17, 2026 12:46 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2026 12:49 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:51 AM (faK3k)
For whatever reason, OPH doesn't accept online payments.
In fact, I still haven't written a check. They take money orders (another vestige of history) and my grocery store sells them.
They cost a couple of bucks, but for only one check a month it's cheaper than the checking account fee (not to mention buying checks I'll never use).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2026 12:51 AM (IG3/x)
We helped late MiL pay off debt until I put a foot down. She couldn't quit spending, and we couldn't afford to bail her out every time, as we also carried her rent and other expenses. Last time we paid off her card, I told Hubby never again. He made sure her cards got canceled.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 12:55 AM (cS3Fw)
Greetings to Publius Redux in Southeast Asia it's good to hear from you. Any cultural observations of America from there?
Posted by: Braenyard
Hey Braenard - all well here and although many here buy into the "Trump is casing chaos, hair on fire eleventy!!!" bs that the MSM commies put out (especially EU UK Ex-Pats) many more are circumspect and appreciate what he is doing to counter China. I do note that when I explain things like "no, there isn't widespread unrest in the US, what goes on in a small section of Minneapolis is not representative of the US. Ain't nuthin goin' on in Spring, Texas." They listen and start to understand - I let them know that they are being fed lies and to keep an open mind. They get it. People are overly concerned about the Iran situation - but, again, from my spot in insurance, we have had very little in the way of insurance related claims for my company (a very large multinational insurance broker). So we are counselling caution but certainly not panic. In many areas they love Trump and still respect and sometimes envy the US.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 17, 2026 12:55 AM (Gu66x)
An American POW was nicknamed "The Incredibly Stupid one: by his Vietnamese captors. Upon returning to the US, he provided the names of over 300 prisoners of war, which he had memorized to the tune of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm".
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 12:57 AM (faK3k)
Cable company now charges $3 extra per month to process check payments. They've always sent statements *just in time* with due date a week (or less!) from statement arrival! Trying to coerce customers into autopay.
Fk them. They're too expensive anyway, even for just internet. I'm looking at Starlink. If there's gonna be autopay, it won't be to that cable outfit.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
That was Jessica Walters.
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 11:30 PM (9RQU
Far better chance you are right than that I am.
Posted by: From about That Time
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Jessica walter no s
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 17, 2026 12:59 AM (n7rxJ)
Taxes are social policy.
The idea that we pay for public services with taxes is false. There is no connection.
Yes, they collect and they spend. But they collect what they want, how they want, irrespective of the "services" they provide.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I will remember this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 17, 2026 01:01 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 01:02 AM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: free tibet at April 17, 2026 01:03 AM (iNp3L)
Jessica Walter was one of my favorites. She was quite prolific, and her IMBD page must scroll a mile or two down. She was in everything back in the '70s (all the shows MeTV runs), and kept up until the end.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2026 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
- - - - - -
The city I live in is butthurt that us voters wouldn't approve a $25 million bond for a new, larger police station. Now they are talking about disbanding the police dept & turning to the county to fill in "because we can't afford it anymore!"
Really? you want to go there? Betting a deep audit of the city finances would dig up all kinds of corruption & waste...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at April 17, 2026 01:05 AM (/SX4J)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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All three make options me grumpy. Scampywife handles it, thankfully.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)
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Bill folds would come with clear plastic holders that would fan out like an accordion. A card for every store.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:06 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 17, 2026 12:22 AM (V2rw/)
I was at the dentist today. I have an upper back tooth that had a root canal and was capped before my dentist was frigging born, literally. Well over the weekend it broke off flush with my gum line. Implant time, but since its an upper in the back they have to do what they call a sinus lift to make room for the added bone and implant or else the implant would be into the sinus cavity. It all sounds horrifying.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 01:07 AM (snZF9)
Uncle Billy in "It's a Wonderful Life."
Fucker has one job to do: deposit $5,000 in cash at the Potter Bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 10:59 PM (qFwJc)
My money is on Arthur Lake (Dagwood Bumstead). He is the singularity back to which you can trace the entire decline of male authority and dominance in our culture.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 17, 2026 01:07 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Heh. Yep. Gotta admit, the dumbest one in my wallet was a Mervyn's Department Store card. In my youthful head, I was 'stylin.'
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 01:08 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:09 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:10 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Mr Scary does not like dealing with finances either. I keep him apprised of things and he is agreeable with that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 01:12 AM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: Braenyard
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LOL. Mine had pages like a book. Chevron, Sears, JCP, Macy's, BofA, Chase, Discover, Amex, couple of local dept stores.... UGH.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2026 01:12 AM (IG3/x)
Richard Anderson (Oscar Goldman from the $6M Dollar Man) was another one who was in everything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:06 AM (faK3k)
My grandparents used those plastic holders for family pictures. Like the Olan Mills portraits taken for church. They were dear people
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 01:19 AM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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They want my routing number so that they may go into my account and take my money. No. If you want my money in your account you give me your routing number and I'll put my money in your account.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:19 AM (faK3k)
Japan, with a $60 billion military budget, already produces high-tech systems — ranging from submarines and warships to its own missiles, tanks, and combat aircraft. Corporations like Toshiba and Mitsubishi Electric are beginning massive hiring and factory expansions, expecting defense sales to grow by more than 50% by 2031
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:22 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Mr Scary does not like dealing with finances either. I keep him apprised of things and he is agreeable with that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 01:12 AM (cS3Fw)
Mrs B deals with it. She's the one with the MBA and she worked in a bank and a credit union out of high school. She is waaaay more suited than me to deal with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 01:23 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:19 AM (faK3k)
Braenyard, no, I do bill pay from the credit union website. They do an electronic transfer or send a check directly. I never give my banking info out to anyone.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 17, 2026 01:24 AM (cS3Fw)
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No way buddy, keep your ass out of that place.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:25 AM (faK3k)
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No way buddy, keep your ass out of that place.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:25 AM (faK3k)
Unless he's traveling in a frigging Death Star with 100,000 storm troopers he would be out of his fucking mind to go anywhere near there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 01:27 AM (snZF9)
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Posted by: Braenyard
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Saw some headlines and a bit of commentary on this topic. Have not yet made time to read/study it yet. Interesting for sure.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 01:27 AM (41CYW)
Of course he was a little afraid, as his XW was rather like my XH-- spend until the bank starts sending nasty-grams, LOL
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:29 AM (rdVOm)
One day the paper bill (I like paper!) came in the same day I got an offer from Fidelity, 2% on everything. I liked at my "everything else" purchases and got it. No annual fee on it either. So far this year, I've spent almost $1K at Amazon (I live in the boonies) so that $20 into my brokerage account at Fidelity where it goes into.a MMF that's paying ~ 3.7%. 90+% of my discretionary spending is through those cards, hell, I even charged my homeowners & auto insurance bills (>$2K). Pay them off every month, pay no interest.
You gotta play the game.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 17, 2026 01:32 AM (i3DU8)
Havent heard of whether either of the 2 resistance forces against the regime, the Immortal Guard and Homeland Defenders Organization, were the attackers, but this could be a major sign in an uprising brewing among the Iranian people (which is arguably the most important step towards actual regime change)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:33 AM (faK3k)
Looks like the Lebanon "ceasefire" might have failed before the digital ink was dry, though not sure about exact timing. Rocket attack (surprise!) on Israel, some serious injured, appears to be after formal beginning of pause.
US policy towards Lebanon, and obscure thing barely even noticed by anyone for many years, is almost comically absurd. All based on an absurd premise that there is a Lebanese state with the ability or will to neuter the Hezbollah state-within-a-state. Haven't checked but I can only imagine how Arabs interpret this nonsense. They know the fantasy on which it's all based, and assume we do too - so US policy *MUST BE SOME 10-DIMENSIONAL TRICKERY TO HARM THE ARAB WORLD AND BABY BUNNIES!!!!!*.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2026 01:36 AM (U/Byj)
I don't spend enough or travel enough to make it all worthwhile, really. Costco is great, but I can't even make the Executive membership pay off any more, so dropped back to Standard level.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)
https://youtu.be/KJVS0SPSYNs
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - would I keed? at April 17, 2026 01:39 AM (Cl/mc)
Saw some headlines and a bit of commentary on this topic. Have not yet made time to read/study it yet. Interesting for sure.
Posted by: scampydog
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They are supplying second-hand missile frigates to the Philippines and doing joint projects w/Poland in electronic warfare and anti-drone systems. And probably giving chairman Xi night sweats.
Takaichi's moving fast.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:41 AM (faK3k)
I thought we were going to stay in touch but lost contact and never heard from him. I assume his US posting meant he'd be CO of a sub on his return, and was destined for higher things after. Very interesting and impressive guy. Was a docent at a military museum and we talked a lot about WWII in the Pacific.
It's sort of glorious how some of the JMSDF "helicopter carriers" (cough cough) use the names of famous WWII Kido Butai carriers.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2026 01:41 AM (U/Byj)
No. No way. If they make it mandatory, I will drop membership.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
If they can't shove a mandate down your throat, they'll coerce you or simply convince you into thinking it's your own idea.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
Takaichi's moving fast.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Cool. Just drafted a delayed/scheduled text to a big shot in the investment world. See if their firm has any research around this. Might be worth an investment look.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 01:49 AM (41CYW)
The Arab commander cabled the Arab Liberation Army: “Our morale is very high, the young people are enthusiastic, we’re going to massacre them."
The outnumbered Jews chose to stay and fight rather than flee; and, along with a small garrison of Haganah fighters, they managed to repel the attack.
The Arab assault was part of the “civil war” portion of the 1948 War that was launched the moment the UN voted to partition Mandate Palestine into a Jewish state and an Arab state on November 29, 1947.
From day one, the Arabs rejected any Jewish state on any part of the Land.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:50 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 02:00 AM (41CYW)
There's a big Quick Stop just outside my neighborhood. It's always been operated by a middle Easterner. Never ate at the food bar that offered traditional fare. Well, the other day, make or
ptomaine it was the choice. WHAT? It's changed, the big colorful menu is in Spanish but I don't know any of the words. I try to talk to the lady but she speaks no English, zip. This is interesting.
They are Cubans. There are no Cubans in this town. There are now Cubans in this state but I'm here in this colorful, clean Cuban food bar. Not only that I ask the guy behind me to explain 'sunny side up' to the lady but he doesn't understand the jargon. He's Cuban!
We work it out and I get two eggs sunny side up and two strips of bacon with different but good type of toast at a reasonable price. I'll be back.
Cubans?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:02 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: scampydog
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Toto Ltd. best ceramic toilets in the world. Bidets and heated seats are a given. In business since 1917. My people were running to the outhouse.
Other things too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:06 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 02:07 AM (dfWnK)
Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 02:10 AM (7MeQV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 01:07 AM (snZF9)
I got a sinus lift. Spookiest part was when the surgeon routed out the existing bone to make room for the bone graft material. Mine healed up with a minimum of pain and swelling.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2026 02:10 AM (rUN8k)
https://tinyurl.com/y6hzm68f
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:10 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
Kind of mellow tonight, I've just been listening to some tunes and putting away any and all tax stuff for another year.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2026 02:23 AM (0nHVk)
I got off on the tangent of prolific actors who seemed to be in everything, at least as far as classic TV goes.
Jessica Walter had 160+ credits, and Richard Anderson had 180+ or so. That's impressive, but would you believe Ed Asner had over 400? And probably one of the most prolific was someone whose name wouldn't ring a bell, but you'd recognize him instantly: William Schallert.
He was truly in everything, 400+ credits. He was "old reliable", almost a human prop, who played character roles. He never really stood out, but he could if called upon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2026 02:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2026 02:10 AM (rUN8k)
It sounds brutal. Did you notice any difference in how you breath?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 02:26 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ
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Credit Card, some places will take credit card payments. I do that, credit cards offer protection for your exchanges and will go to court for you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:27 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:30 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2026 02:35 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2026 02:35 AM (0nHVk)
yeah it sounds like a bitch. I had an implant before, but nothing like this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 02:39 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:48 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2026 02:53 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 02:53 AM (faK3k)
Posted by: Braenyard
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WTF? What does it actually 'say'?
Utoob changed something a couple months ago. It used to keep a history & list related suggestions, at least until I closed my browser (I always use "private" mode), but no more. If I close the utoob tab, it will now come up prompting a new search upon re-open.
*shrug*
Buy you a drink?
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2026 02:26 AM (snZF9)
Nope. They just need to build up enough bone to have a spot to screw the implant bases into. I'm having two implants done right now, finally got the bases screwed in this week, after getting a sinus lift three months ago. I hope to get finished in three or four more months.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2026 02:59 AM (rUN8k)
Here's one where I didn't recognize him, until MeTV did a tribute upon his death, and they mentioned this. "The Admiral" in Get Smart:
https://is.gd/d9R9U9
That's an example of his slapstick comedy chops.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2026 03:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 03:00 AM (5xo/K)
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2026 11:00 PM (BT3km)
I haven't seen the movie, but I've seen a persuasive argument that he was the hero, and Margot Robbie played the villain in a tragedy.
Posted by: SciVo at April 17, 2026 03:03 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 03:04 AM (rdVOm)
Went to 4 locations and got the same Google message: ~ we've notice unusually high traffic at this and take it up with.. Then when I got the spinner to work, and on Pulbius too, I get Video unavailable.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 03:04 AM (5xo/K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 03:06 AM (5xo/K)
Posted by: SciVo at April 17, 2026 03:08 AM (Sy6m/)
I used to have a utoob acct, probly 20ish years ago...had just signed up and hadn't really had a chance to upload anything before *oooogle took over and demanded an acct with themselves, in order to continue utoob acct.
Nope. 'bye utoob acct! (fk off, *oooogle!)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2026 03:10 AM (41CYW)
The Panopticon is being forced upon all of us.
I love surfing the 'net. I REALLY enjoy chatting here! But it's getting to the point that we can't even have light-hearted, innocuous convos anymore, without some EVESDROPPER misinterpreting and freaking TF out & causing problems. Seriously considering checking myself *offline* after win10 support goes t.u.
Remember how the 0-bots exaggerated any displeasure with 0bastard as being some kind of fking *threat* to that SOB?
Yes, I realize there is no such thing as privacy online. I get it!
But when it all goes totally, unavoidably, annoyingly, chronically commercial? I'm out.
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 03:22 AM (rdVOm)
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Streaming teevee is *there* already, IMO.
Gimme back the channel up/down, and FUCK all that 'click here' (for some crap I don't want or need) and 'subscribe' there bullshit!
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 03:28 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 03:32 AM (5xo/K)
'night.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 03:34 AM (5xo/K)
How to 'wipe' windows and then install Linux? I dunno.
How to preserve my pics and docs, in a way that Linux would be able to 'read' upon reloading them? I dunno.
Stay up late enough to ask on the tech thread? uuuugghh...
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 03:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 03:52 AM (IktS8)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2026 03:54 AM (1o8D5)
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Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2026 04:34 AM (IktS8)
I'm Catman Cafe
"I am Chaos"
Surprise.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/3VjvMrnB5W
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 16, 2026
Service dog in training.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/J7xCyrM9o5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 16, 2026
My turn now..🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/Bw1DCVimHP
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 16, 2026
Old dog still gets excited when seeing his owner..🐕🐾😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/JjNCxiq1HI
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 16, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (EiVGI)
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Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 07:41 PM (w6EFb)
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Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 07:43 PM (Cqx++)
Hopefully MAPS was too small to spawn any NEOs.
All we need is Pheonix being taken out by cometary debris.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)
We are finally getting snow here in SW Wyoming.
There won't be any accumulation but it is nice to see.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 07:45 PM (3ek7K)
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There's a lot to be said about a pet climbing into your lap, seeking attention.
It's a good reminder of what really matters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 07:45 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2026 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
It's like Swalwell now, nothing but fine dust and gas.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 07:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:47 PM (V4IXI)
Cat to goat: Why don't we take a little break from the headbutting. You can smell my ass for awhile.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB)
Hah I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:49 PM (V4IXI)
I just watched the new Street Fighter trailer.
I am rooting for Raul Julia to rise from his grave, don his M Bison attire, and eradicate everyone involved with this movie.
Why? One song in the trailer - "What's Going On"
And Jackie Chan did a better Chun-Li than whomever this actress is.
https://youtu.be/RKAG1kiDUYM
And I just noticed the US flag on Guile's bicep; the stripes are leading.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 07:55 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 07:57 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2026 07:57 PM (syz1S)
"No, not that bag, this one."
* next customer *
"Why is the bag of chips all slobbery?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 07:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 08:01 PM (Fbc0I)
https://is.gd/h823CZ
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 07:41 PM (w6EFb)
I think the sun burped afterwards.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 08:03 PM (snZF9)
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Posted by: Accomack at April 16, 2026 08:09 PM (GbONR)
And the thing that reeeeeealy gets me riled up is the time it takes microsoft word to perform a whole complex series of sudden and tragically stupid auto-f'ups it chose to perform? Less than one point zero femtoseconds.
The time it takes microsoft word to simply undo that f-up after I immediately hit ctrl-z? A long damned time.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 08:09 PM (3uBP9)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 16, 2026 08:11 PM (kpS4V)
I have heard through anecdotes is that the best way to pick a puppeh is to just sit in a corner and see which of them come to you, and then which ones decide to stay with you rather than running around with the rest of the pack
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 16, 2026 08:12 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
YooHoo!!
Posted by: Buttigig at April 16, 2026 08:15 PM (cYBz/)
Former cat would headbutt as a form of affection (marking me as *hers* LOL) followed by a cheek-rub, and then cuddles. I called it a "bonk" when she did it-- so often that she learned the word and would headbutt me if I said it. Funny girl cat!
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:16 PM (rdVOm)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Accomack
If you're responding to:
And I just noticed the US flag on Guile's bicep; the stripes are leading.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Then a flag on a moving thing should always have the union to the front. A flag on the right side of a vehicle, or a motorcycle helmet, or a tattoo on someone's right arm, should be drawn "backwards" with the stars in the upper-right.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 08:18 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: Diogenes
It was purring. I had to investigate.
Posted by: the cat at April 16, 2026 08:24 PM (VHUov)
Former cat would headbutt as a form of affection (marking me as *hers* LOL) followed by a cheek-rub, and then cuddles. I called it a "bonk" when she did it-- so often that she learned the word and would headbutt me if I said it. Funny girl cat!
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:16 PM (rdVOm)
The word is 'boop' in Minniferese. Madison The Cat does not speak it, but does understand English and will come when I whistle for her.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 08:25 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:16 PM (rdVOm)
My friend's cat would do that. It would walk up and press her head into your leg and then do the rub. If you didn't pet her she would keep head butting your leg. His other cats couldn't give a shit, you rarely saw them, but she was different. She was a fat cat. Her nickname was sandbag. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Microsoft is not there for you. You are there for Microsoft.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:29 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: banana Dream
We have detected your ignorant post and will immediately put you on our list. Good day.
Posted by: Clippy at April 16, 2026 08:34 PM (abIsI)
Over the years, there have been some solar flares and CMEs that occur right when some of these sungrazers take their death plunge.
Current thinking is it is pure coincidence, but there are few who think there's some mechanism there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:35 PM (rdVOm)
"I hope it's random, but we're going to know in the next week and a half."
"I just left a meeting on that subject."
"Pretty serious stuff... Some of them were very important people, and we're going to look at it over the next short period."
_Fox
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:36 PM (faK3k)
JUST NOW: Pope Leo drops this line in Cameroon
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 08:37 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:39 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 08:40 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 08:40 PM (2GVsD)
He could put Patel's team on it so nothing will get done. Well, except telling us it's an ongoing investigation with national securiteh implications.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 08:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at April 16, 2026 08:42 PM (oftw2)
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Take him at his word.
Who's up for looting the Vatican?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:42 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 08:43 PM (2GVsD)
I remember one such CME coincident with a sun-grazer plunging in, and I found it. It occurred on Oct. 1, 2011, and here's some video of the SOHO and STEREO views:
https://is.gd/Zxb7KR
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
He must have been holding up a one-iron at the time.
Posted by: Lee Trevino at April 16, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Joe's AutoPen at April 16, 2026 08:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 08:44 PM (abIsI)
I'm not worried, I know better than to plant annuals outside or turn on the irrigation water before May.
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:44 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 08:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:46 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 16, 2026 08:47 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
>Seems like ballistic gel on a grand scale, but I'm no astrophysicist.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 08:48 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 08:49 PM (xcxpd)
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
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Note that the Pope is deliberately attempting to deceive there. Firstly, the "woe to" does appear elsewhere in the Gospel but the rest of the phrase does not, but a careless listener might assume that whole paragraph to be quoting Christ.
Secondly, the listener might reasonably assume in context that the Pope is claiming that *someone*, likely the President, is guilty of the rest of the statement, when there's no case at all to be made that he is.
The Pope's islamic buddies are of course all over that sort of thing.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 08:54 PM (vSvIl)
@BNONews 1m
Singer D4vid arrested in connection with the death of teenage girl found dead in his car
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 08:56 PM (diia5)
Bend over.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:46 PM
It looks like you're trying to get screwed. Would you like some assistance?
Posted by: Clippy at April 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZLVB7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 08:59 PM (faK3k)
===
Slamming Islam! Who would have thought!
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 08:59 PM (GD0B3)
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Heck of a lot of good it did them.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 09:01 PM (vSvIl)
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Heck of a lot of good it did them.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 09:01 PM (vSvIl)
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Good thing the U.S. uses Z-band...two better than X!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 09:02 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 09:03 PM (Fbc0I)
Baths for Puff and Rosalind before their vet visit tomorrow. Roz had some big mats in her back end that took the better part of two hours to groom out. She took what must have been an uncomfortable experience calmly. Unlike when she had her nails trimmed. Sighthound nail hysterics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 09:03 PM (tgvbd)
I read it to refer to the ongoing civil war in Cameroon between the mostly Protestant Anglophone and Catholic Francophone factions, each invoking religion to justify their positions. He was in Cameroon.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 16, 2026 09:03 PM (R86kT)
The time has come for America to get underway on nuclear power in space
Today, we are releasing new guidance to Federal agencies for establishing a National Initiative for American Space Nuclear Power, as called for by President Trump’s EO on Ensuring American Space Superiority.
Nuclear power in space will give us the sustained electricity, heating, and propulsion essential to a permanent presence on the Moon, Mars, and beyond.
https://whitehouse.gov/wp-
8:39 AM · Apr 14, 2026
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:03 PM (faK3k)
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck
That verse he mangled purposely is actually:
Matthew 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers,
For they shall be called sons of God.
Is this pope even a Christian?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 09:03 PM (gLYp7)
@BNONews 1m
Singer D4vid arrested in connection with the death of teenage girl found dead in his car
Posted by: weft cut-loop
By "singer" they mean "rapper."
By "teenage" they mean "14-year-old."
By "dead" they mean "dismembered, severely decomposed, and stored in two separate bags."
And by "in his car" they mean "in his car, an impound lot, 17 months after she was reported missing."
Gotta love the media.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:04 PM (faK3k)
JUST NOW: Pope Leo drops this line in Cameroon
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 08:37 PM (ndZc7)
Well then, Berserker just dropped this line from jersey-
Go fuck yourself.
Jesus warns of false prophets in Matthew 7:15, describing them as wolves in sheep’s clothing who appear harmless but are inwardly dangerous. He instructs followers to recognize them by their "fruits"—their actions and character—rather than their words.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 09:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:35 PM (rdVOm)
I golf with a few guys where that name would fit.
Not me of course.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 09:05 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Accomack at April 16, 2026 09:05 PM (GbONR)
I read it to refer to the ongoing civil war in Cameroon between the mostly Protestant Anglophone and Catholic Francophone factions, each invoking religion to justify their positions. He was in Cameroon.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Ah, ok. He still mangled Matthew 5 (The Beatitudes) but ok.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 09:06 PM (gLYp7)
It's a good reminder of what really matters."
Indeed. We humans don't deserve dogs...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:06 PM (XuXeR)
Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Berserker
The First Letter of Berserker to the Vatican, chapter 1, verse 1.
Poetic.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:08 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 09:03 PM (gLYp7)
No, he's a shitstain that wants to tongue the bung of muslims who are killing members of his flock.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 09:08 PM (snZF9)
The notion of a low temp in August below 80 is equally absurd.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 16, 2026 09:09 PM (7aGEe)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Ah, ok. He still mangled Matthew 5 (The Beatitudes) but ok.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 09:06 PM (gLYp7)
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Yeah. I sense the media grabbed this and ran with it...crafting their reports in such a way as to think he was talking about Trump.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 09:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Beverly at April 16, 2026 09:09 PM (reMys)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 08:35 PM (rdVOm)
I know, lol. I laughed every time I heard it. One of our other friends gave her the name, and he used the WC Fields voice when he said it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 09:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Well, okay, I guess that's possible. I read it in the context of his coordination with king of astroturf David Axelrod.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 09:11 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:11 PM (faK3k)
How would they get it into the country without us knowing?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)
The notion of a low temp in August below 80 is equally absurd.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 16, 2026 09:09 PM (7aGEe)
I'm about 40 miles south of Seattle and woke up to snow this morning.
insane. Sunny and 59 now.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 09:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Well, okay, I guess that's possible. I read it in the context of his coordination with king of astroturf David Axelrod.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 09:11 PM (vSvIl)
If he wasn't a trump hater I'm pretty sure he would have used different words.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 09:13 PM (snZF9)
So, anyone else going to the NRA thingy? Kidlet and I are going tomorrow...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 09:13 PM (rbvCR)
Yeah. I sense the media grabbed this and ran with it...crafting their reports in such a way as to think he was talking about Trump.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 09:09 PM (2WIwB)
___________
In the early years of the 20th century, there were questions about the mental stability of Kaiser Wilhelm II. A German professor published a biography of Caligula and was put on trial for lèse-majesté.
The prosecutor asked him, "Who did you have in mind when you wrote this book?" The professor replied, "Caligula. Who did you think I was writing about?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 09:15 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Wording of the report indicates that we do know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:15 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:18 PM (XuXeR)
The notion of a low temp in August below 80 is equally absurd.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 16, 2026 09:09 PM (7aGEe)
I'm living the opposite. My AC has been running for a few days now. You never see high 80's/90 in jersey in march. Usually the AC don't come on steady until later may. Its going back down to the 40's-50's here next week, thank god. I got shit to do outside. This week was hot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 09:19 PM (snZF9)
How would they get it into the country without us knowing?
Train or truck via the Stans.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 09:19 PM (Riz8t)
Nice punctuation....
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:18 PM (XuXeR)
__________
*polishes fingernails on lapel*
*regards them with self-satisfied air*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 09:19 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: RI Red at April 16, 2026 09:20 PM (30Gj0)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:21 PM (XuXeR)
Ditched em. Along with snow shovels, gloves, boots...etc.
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 09:23 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: RI Red at April 16, 2026 09:20 PM (30Gj0)
What's a snow tire? People drive in snow?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 09:24 PM (cS3Fw)
>> Train or truck via the Stans.
I would assume we would see that type of convoy from a 1000 miles away and blow it to smithereens.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 09:24 PM (XV/Pl)
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China runs a train deep into Balusitan, then to Paki, then to Iran. Where's the unwilling host?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:25 PM (faK3k)
I had it towed, and it might be bad filters and bad gas, and it might be a bad alternator, or it could just be the poor thing is possessed.
Being possessed would explain why the windshield wipers stop working when it rains and the automatic windows roll down a half inch, sometimes, when I put it in reverse.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 09:25 PM (rbvCR)
Should be in the garden by the end of next week, just digging, not planting. Greenhouse will start up in a couple of weeks. Planting outside will start mid-May.
Yes, it snows in April up here. Regularly. But not seriously.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 09:25 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: RI Red at April 16, 2026 09:26 PM (LMRVO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 16, 2026 09:26 PM (3xR9y)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 09:24 PM (cS3Fw)
DH bought studded tires last fall, and got rid of his summer tires, because they were shot. Now we have to purchase more summer tires, and it ain't cheap for that beast of a truck. I don't have studs on my car tires. Don't really need them. But it is nice to have the studs on the truck if it gets particularly icy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 09:28 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 16, 2026 09:28 PM (nz1sK)
Singer D4vid arrested in connection with the death of teenage girl found dead in his car
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 08:56 PM (diia5)
Based on the goofy spelling, I came to a rayciss conclusion. Whoda thunk I'd be right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 09:28 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Wenda at April 16, 2026 09:28 PM (833ut)
But don’t be fooled. Any planting before Memorial Day will be rewarded with a freeze.
Posted by: RI Red at April 16, 2026 09:29 PM (LMRVO)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 09:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: man
I just get the Question Mark Of Diamonds card when I try to paste ascii.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:31 PM (XuXeR)
Has anyone read the new translation of The Camp of the Saints? I have the Norman Shapiro translation and wondered whether the new edition is worth getting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 09:32 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I sometimes find "Davide" and "Dovid" here and there.
Which I guess might be antisemitic conclusions.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: RI Red
What's a snow tire? People drive in snow?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
They're tires for people who drive where there is both snow and hills.
Minnesotans don't usually bother; it's flat enough that normal tires work. If they don't, you'll need a plow blade on the front of your vehicle, too.
And if we didn't drive in snow, we'd have to winterize our cars and not use them six months of the year.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:33 PM (VHUov)
Which I guess might be antisemitic conclusions.
Posted by: gKWVE
The first, I'd pronounce dah-VEED, and come to a French conclusion.
No idea if that's the French version of the name or not.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Do you have a windshield leak?
Ford ingenuity put a very sensitive multi connection box under the dash (hard to get at) exactly where the most common windshield leaks occur. A little corrosion and all kinds of mysterious things happen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:35 PM (faK3k)
Ford ingenuity put a very sensitive multi connection box under the dash (hard to get at) exactly where the most common windshield leaks occur. A little corrosion and all kinds of mysterious things happen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:35 PM (faK3k)
I can attest to the truth of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 09:38 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 09:40 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)
Ford ingenuity put a very sensitive multi connection box under the dash (hard to get at) exactly where the most common windshield leaks occur. A little corrosion and all kinds of mysterious things happen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:35 PM (faK3k)
I can attest to the truth of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 09:38 PM (utfVc)
One of those things being that a Ford dealership service center sees some nice expensive business coming their way.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2026 09:43 PM (+z7ta)
Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2026 09:43 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 09:38 PM (utfVc)
It would also explain the dead short in the system that is draining my battery
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 09:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2026 09:43 PM (+z7ta)
it is a 1995 Ranger, so the dealership is not going to be seeing it
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 09:45 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Ford's so old don't much care. If it happens to me cutting tools will be applied.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:47 PM (faK3k)
What do you feed someone claiming to be Catman? Catnip? Bacon?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 09:47 PM (S/Y4j)
What do you feed someone claiming to be Catman?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
A Kit-Cat bar, of course.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 09:50 PM (rbvCR)
Here's the picture
https://tinyurl.com/ya69cayc
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 09:51 PM (faK3k)
What do you feed someone claiming to be Catman?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
A Kit-Cat bar, of course.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:48 PM (VHUov)
Is that why a shipment was hijacked in Europe? Catman Begins?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 09:52 PM (S/Y4j)
Here's the picture
https://tinyurl.com/ya69cayc
Posted by: Braenyard
* looks at North Dakota *
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 09:59 PM (Fbc0I)
Rep. Luna just dropped Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) straight into the Ethics Committee fire over troubling new allegations.
And now a woman is reportedly coming forward"
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 09:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: clarence at April 16, 2026 10:05 PM (uCbhX)
Quick Hits
Eric DaughertyVideo here. When she's not batting clean-up for the Soros Softball Team, she's letting out Somali rapists without prison time so that they can rape again. The feds had to charge this repeat rapist to keep him from committing further rapes.
@EricLDaugh 2h 🚨 HOLY CRAP. Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents She's claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide This must be IMMEDIATELY deemed null and void and she should be removed from power! TRAITOR.
Federal prosecutors on Thursday charged a Minneapolis man in connection with a string of sexual assaults including of a 15-year-old girl. In two of the cases, Abdimahat Bille Mohamed, 28, avoided prison as part of a recent plea deal with the Hennepin County Attorney's Office and allegedly raped his latest victim in September while on probation. In a statement, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi blamed Minnesota's "left-wing soft-on-crime policies" for putting innocent people at risk from a "Somali national." In response, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said the Justice Department news release is a "clear attempt to politicize a sexual assault prosecution to inflict further harm on our entire Somali community."Unfortunately 2032 is a lifetime away:
On May 30, 2024, Minneapolis police arrested Mohamed at his home near downtown for the rape of a woman he met on Snapchat. The victim's sister, who was also in the apartment, had called 911. The victim told paramedics that Mohamed had raped and strangled her and threatened to kill her sister. Hennepin County prosecutors charged Mohamed the next day. Several months later, the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension linked Mohamed's DNA to the 2017 kidnapping and sexual assault of a 15-year-old girl in Minneapolis. In October 2024, the Hennepin County Attorney's Office charged Mohamed separately in the earlier case. In April, Mohamed pleaded guilty to felony charges of criminal sexual conduct in both cases, but he did not go to prison. Following the terms of Mohamed's plea deal, Judge Juan Hoyos gave Mohamed five years of probation for the rape of the 15-year-old and a stayed sentence of 14 months in the other case. Hennepin County prosecutors agreed not to charge Mohamed in a May 2018 sexual assault of which he was suspected. The case came to the attention of the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office after Hennepin County prosecutors charged Mohamed on Monday in connection with a third sexual assault. While on probation for the rape of the 15-year-old girl, Mohamed met a Mankato woman on Snapchat in mid-September and picked her up at her home. According to court documents, he allegedly took her to a hotel in Bloomington, where he held her against her will for six days and repeatedly raped her.
Eric Daugherty"Why is everyone so horny here?" Mass shooting cash-in grifter David Hogg remains fake and gay.
@EricLDaugh 2m 🚨 MASSIVE: Democrats are staring down a devastating Electoral College loss of possibly 14 NET SEATS in the coming 2030 Census This will SEVERELY constrain their ability to win the House and Presidency FL: +2
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Scott Jennings just left 26-year-old left-wing activist David Hogg stumbling in his dust live on CNN. Hogg tried to claim anyone with an "elementary school understanding" of foreign policy could have predicted the Strait of Hormuz closure. Jennings left him speechless with one simple question. HOGG: "Anybody with an elementary school understanding of foreign policy could have told you the Strait of Hormuz was going to get shut down, and that is exactly what happened." JENNINGS: "And who controls it right now?" [Silence] "Who controls strait right now?" HOGG: "How high are...why are gas prices so high then?" JENNINGS: "Why were they high during Biden's administration? Did you like that?" [Jennings laughs in his face] "You're using last week's talking points David, WE control the strait!" "We are in charge of this conflict right now."
Eric DaughertySO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!! SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!!?
@EricLDaugh 3h 🚨 GREAT NEWS: Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee signs a resolution telling Pride Month to SCREW OFF, instead declaring June as "NUCLEAR FAMILY MONTH" The left is LOSING IT! "The nuclear family, consisting of one husband, one wife, and any biological, adopted, or fostered children, is God's design for familial structure and has been the bedrock of society since the creation of the world," the resolution says Amazing decision.
Interesting: the Gulf states say they're opening up the accounts of Iranian politicians for seizure. Of course, most Iranian looted money will be in Russian and Chinese banks, but this is still something.
He also says that companies doing business with Iran may have their accounts sanctioned as well.Eric DaughertyAnother betrayal:
@EricLDaugh
Apr 15
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Sec. Scott Bessent just said that because Iran BOMBED Gulf neighbors, those countries are suddenly opening up Iranian regime BANK accounts to Treasury So he can FREEZE their assets! Checkmate playing out. 🔥 "What may prove to be FATAL mistakes the Iranians made was bombing their [Gulf] NEIGHBORS." "Who are now willing to be much more transparent in terms of the funds, or do a deeper dive in investigating the funds that are held within their banking systems." "So, we have pushed out to them the request that we want to freeze more funds of the leadership of the IRGC and any members of Iranian leadership." "The other thing that we have done is we have told companies, we have told countries that if you are buying Iranian oil, that if Iranian money is sitting in your banks, we are now willing to apply secondary sanctions, which is a very stern measure." "The Iranians should know that this is going to be the FINANCIAL equivalent of what we saw in the KINETIC activities." Bessent is an economic ASSASSIN. 🇺🇸
🚨 REP. BRANDON GILL JUST SURGED TO THE FLOOR AND UNLEASHED
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 16, 2026
10 House Republicans BETRAYED us by voting to give amnesty to 350K Haitians!
"There's roughly 350,000 Haitians covered under temporary protective status in the United States. Of those, an estimated 91% entered this… pic.twitter.com/3dwjQMLy7Y
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh JUST NOW: The NAMES of the 7 House Republicans who voted to protect 350,000 Haitian migrants from deportation Don Bacon (NE)
Mario Diaz-Balart (FL)
Brian Fitzpatrick (PA)
Carlos Gimenez (FL)
Mike Lawler (NY)
Nicole Malliotakis (NY)
Maria Salazar (FL) Infuriating.
🚨Democrat Susan Rice’s leaked memo is blowing up.
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) April 16, 2026
She’s caught on tape saying: “We gotta figure out how we’re gonna get these illegal immigrants… It’s gonna be challenging to teach them how to make sure we get their votes in the belt.” pic.twitter.com/HiAT3mD8Rl
🇪🇺Ursula von der Leyen regarding the energy crises in Europe:
— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) April 14, 2026
“The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.” pic.twitter.com/unbXMHnFUM
Here is Jamie Raskin disputing Robert Hur’s accurate observations of Biden’s deteriorating mental fitness, by describing Biden giving a speech:
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 15, 2026
“Soaring oratory, powerful historical analysis and devastating extemporaneous repartee."
Beyond parody. https://t.co/CCGipFbIdq pic.twitter.com/tid1emExW8
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (QovLg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)
Correction: Our VALUED Somali community.
Because we all know how much the primitive Somalis contribute to the glorious tapestry of American culture.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)
Trump, the gift that keeps on giving!
"Who’s dumber, Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent? ..
Kent is a LOSER, just like Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and the rest of them are LOSERS — You’re born that way, LOW IQ, and there’s not a damn thing they’re going to be able to do about it!.."
https://tinyurl.com/299ph69x
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 06:33 PM (0sNs1)
“The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.”
Go long on handcarts, candles and wattle-and-daub architecture.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:33 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)
"Who got a shit stain on the corner of my tapestry?!?! These things are expensive, dammit!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD)
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Breathing ? Is breathing allowed in Europe ??
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And how much is skimmed and deposited into our glorious campaign fund and personal accounts!
- Minnesota Dems
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)
Heh
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (V4IXI)
She’s caught on tape saying: “We gotta figure out how we’re gonna get these illegal immigrants… It’s gonna be challenging to teach them how to make sure we get their votes in the belt.”
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And yet there sits John Thune and the rest of his traitorous GOPe with their fingers in their ears, their eyes covered as they could care less about the SAVE Act, which would help prevent the explicit and stated plans of the filthy Democrats.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (cS3Fw)
It would be great if we straight America loving people could turn Pride Month into proud I'm not taking it up the ass and I love America.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (3ek7K)
____
I still have 11 months before it comes, should be plenty of time.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:36 PM (Dv3i1)
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ugh, too long, we need it NOW!
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:37 PM (V4IXI)
“The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity"
The tantric sex approach to energy conversation.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: turambar at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (Q0yOR)
-Chairman Mao
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:30 PM
So it's like humor.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (4NO2D)
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If Fred Flintstone can do it, you can do it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (ndZc7)
https://tinyurl.com/US-surging-reinforcements
Posted by: Beverly at April 16, 2026 06:39 PM (reMys)
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Sy6m/)
This is why Tucker Carlson’s operation, which presents itself as a defense of authentic Christianity, is in fact a threat to every Christian -and to every Jew, Muslim, and person of any faith who depends on the First Amendment’s guarantee of religious freedom, who loves the Constitution and who wants to be free. -- Insurrection Barbie
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)
Petrol26 lockdown.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (rLdRG)
Eat bugs, cows are killing the planet.
And no guns for you, you might hurt someone.
Now excuse me, I have to get in this SUV with my armed guards and go to a fancy restaurant -- on your dime -- and eat steak and lobster. Afterwards I may hold down your underage daughter while my friends gang rape her. In other words, just another Thursday Night LOL.
Posted by: Ursula von der Leyen at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:41 PM (E0Kkk)
Shannon Elizabeth filed to divorce husband Simon Borchert right before joining OnlyFans: Report
"She wants to have a bit more freedom," a source told PEOPLE
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: turambar at April 16, 2026 06:42 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 06:42 PM (q177U)
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This is what the end goal is for people like this evil witch. These WEF demons, all of whom will never live the kind of life they want for everybody else.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (EiVGI)
Blast some Slim Whitman at them and see what happens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)
Yup, and the aliens achieved it without decades of inbreeding.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)
Medically-induced hibernation is the ticket. You sleep quietly for, oh, maybe 50 years and then the state pulls the plug. In the meantime you consume almost nothing and you never complain about the Ruling Elite.
In other words, a life well lived!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)
LMAO!!
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (vslA3)
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Have you ever thought of just ending it altogether?
Posted by: Canadian Conservation at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: runner
As long as they can tax carbon emissions, yes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (EiVGI)
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Don't turn around.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)
The Irish are revolting.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (4NO2D)
_________
Like always.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e)
Psychopaths
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (V4IXI)
If Jamie Raskin was so confident in President Soaring Rhetoric, why didn't he demand the video of the deposition?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Green Monste at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (AkEZC)
https://tinyurl.com/US-surging-reinforcements
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Mrs. F's go-to source.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (E0Kkk)
She went topless in American Pie when she was smoking hot. Now she's 52. I'm guessing people will check her out for the nostalgia, but I can't imagine she'll compare favorably to their memory of her.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)
Psychopaths
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (V4IXI)
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Hey now!
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)
"ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN NOT VOTE. What part of that do people not understand?"
Yes, people really are this stupid.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:49 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (yAteE)
Don't forget the Left's newest friends don't want to hear about the gay and tranny shit. They will be fed to the Islamist lions faster than you can say "meeeeeow".
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: runner
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In? Yes. Out? No.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e
Reminded me of one of my favorite blonde jokes.
The blonde was asked to check if the rear car blinker was working.
She replied Yes No Yes No Yes No
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (V4IXI)
And just like Obama she’s talking about making buildings more efficient, lol. Remember that grif? Where contractors would get $20k or something to caulk windows in ghetto apartment buildings.
The more things change…
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 06:51 PM (gu0hJ)
Democrat Susan Rice’s leaked memo is blowing up.
=================
Can we see it, or do we have to content ourselves with hearing a quote from someone who saw it once?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: Ben Had
Interesting choice of words there Sister. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (cYBz/)
Scott Bessent is gay. What he does in his private life he doesn't get on social media and talk about being gay.
He is doing a great job for our country without pushing gay stuff on us.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 06:51 PM (gu0hJ)
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We ugly Americans are so smug to think that we have it better than other countries!
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)
What's with all the negative waves Moriarty?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (ERade)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (EiVGI)
When I hear about Ursula there, I always think of Hyacinth Bucket getting into the Dowager Lady Ursula's homemade gooseberry wine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (w6EFb)
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Can we see it, or do we have to content ourselves with hearing a quote from someone who saw it once?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
A PDF or it doesn’t exist!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (E0Kkk)
Medically-induced hibernation,
then medically-induced coma,
then MAID.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
================
The disease that costs the least to treat is the disease that kills you in a week because you didn't treat it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)
A PDF or it doesn’t exist!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
===============
Well, one of those emails or texts that keep turning up!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)
May 1932. Colonel McCormick, busy as he was in Chicago trying to avert the collapse of American civilization, somehow found time occasionally to give me a specific assignment. But in a peculiarly perverse way.
... Shirer spent a week in Tighina interviewing "scores" of Ukrainian refugees. His conclusions: the Bolshevik commissar-activists possibly stole a village milk cow or a goat or a plow and some grain. That a few of the whining peasants went hungry. Some peasants were sent east. A few escaped and were shot fleeing across the river to Moldova from Soviet Ukraine.
Shirer finds it all so boooring! Especially the religious nature of the ignorant and backward Slavic peasants. If only those poor, stupid, Slavic idiots were Jews - he may have been interested. Sadly, the Slavs were only slavish, god worshiping, Christians.
https://archive.org/details/william-shirer-at-the-border
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:55 PM (rLdRG)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e)
Kent is a LOSER, just like Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and the rest of them are LOSERS — You’re born that way, LOW IQ, and there’s not a damn thing they’re going to be able to do about it!.."
https://tinyurl.com/299ph69x
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3)
Listen to this person. He knows what is what!
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (cO6oP)
This is my shocked face that Maria Salazar voted to keep the Haitians.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (vslA3)
I don't know, how retarded do you want them to be? I guess the real answer is about as retarded as half our population is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 06:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 06:57 PM (cI94r)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)
The best friend is the one who betrays you the most because that's why you feel betrayed.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:58 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
I'll do better.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 06:58 PM (ERade)
--
He's mad his Valtrex costs have doubled.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:59 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (V4IXI)
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It's that Next Word Prediction method.
I found a clearly written page on the internet that said that since there are 6 teaspoons in an ounce, 1/6 of an ounce is 2 teaspoons. It even showed part of the "math". I can't imagine that a human didn't notice this glaring error.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:01 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)
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Well, remember 2009 Barack Obama: there is no need to spend so much money in treating you "in your last year of life".
So, there should be even more savings if the disease is deadly enough.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)
Worst case, Democrats take over in 2028, kill the filibuster and pick SCOTUS
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (TqnbQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)
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I'm sure that mic and that camera used power they otherwise might not have used.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)
Star Model 30M 9mm Pistol - Good Condition with Original Box & Matching Magazines
Was: $319.99
Now: $259.99
https://tinyurl.com/52cdphbn
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (EiVGI)
Fortunately the new guy is a European Union advocate but he issued a statement that they will be putting a halt to further foreign immigration.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (V4IXI)
https://tinyurl.com/23wrzzj4
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)
When poeple get pissed off enough and Von Der Layen becomes Und Der Layment.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM
Inbreeding....it is a bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (Wnv9h)
Scott Bessent is gay. What he does in his private life he doesn't get on social media and talk about being gay.
He is doing a great job for our country without pushing gay stuff on us.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM if
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Absolutely right(
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (TqnbQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (YtQZg)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:05 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)
The best friend is the one who betrays you the most because that's why you feel betrayed.
Posted by: ...
Wherever you go, there you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ERade)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:06 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (YtQZg)
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I've heard from a couple sources, the elite are planning Shutdown II in 2027.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:06 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 06:57 PM
Not true. As you decompose, the carbon you sequestered is released back into the environment.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (t/pkU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)
The best friend is the one who betrays you the most because that's why you feel betrayed.
Posted by: ...
Wherever you go, there you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:05 PM
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (4NO2D)
Star Model 30M 9mm Pistol - Good Condition with Original Box & Matching Magazines
Was: $319.99
Now: $259.99
https://tinyurl.com/52cdphbn
Posted by: toby928(c)
Taurus just released The Deputy. 1873 SAA with a 9mm & 38/357 cylinders.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (ERade)
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It's very simple, if he were not here a judge would not have the opportunity to mis-adjudicate his crime because he would not be here to commit a crime.
That goes for all of them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)
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Hunter Biden is hiding from his creditors in California, avoiding paying over $20 million he owes various people, The Post has learned.
Although a lawyer for the former first son claimed he is “living abroad” in South Africa, where his wife Melissa Cohen hails from, he’s actually holed up at luxury 8,000-acre estate in Santa Ynez, two hours north of Los Angeles, sources claim.
“He’s been telling everyone that he is living in South Africa because he has no money, but it’s a ruse, to show that he is broke and can’t pay his bills,” said a source close to the Biden family.
Those bills are considerable — with around $15 to $17 million owed to a high-powered legal team in DC, $5 million to his former pal and “Sugar Brother,” Kevin Morris and $1 million to his former art dealer.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)
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Not true. As you decompose, the carbon is released into the Soylent.
Posted by: Det. Robert Thorn at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM
Unter den Lamp Posts.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (Wnv9h)
I thought we were supposed to have April Showers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:11 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZjdZN)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:13 PM (E0Kkk)
Who is John Galt ?
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 07:13 PM (rnZ9L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM
The Alabama coast, so close.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:15 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (bss/y)
I don't use it but it seems to be the go to dressing for pizza.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:15 PM (V4IXI)
She's claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide""
Yeah I wonder if the US Marshalls might have something to say about that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Pineapple at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM
The Alabama coast, so close.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)
Yeah that area is in a severe drought.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM
Pizza rinds are why God gave us olive oil and garlic.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Pineapple at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)
Yes, you too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:17 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:17 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM
My water bill is going to be high.
I should dig a shallow well.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:17 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:13 PM
Pride Month over there is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Abdulene at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)
Garlic is a sign God loves us and wants us to be happy.
And fight Vampires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (4NO2D)
(shakes head sadly)
The correct response is: You said it. They stink on ice.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
I thought we were supposed to have April Showers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)
Didn't have them last year, noooo it waited until the whole month of may while I was having the roof and siding done and turned a 7 day job into 4 weeks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (snZF9)
Yeah that area is in a severe drought.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Thinking somewhere along the coast, this summer, is going to be some kinky weather.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
It was just The Strait of Muz until Mohammed's mom went down it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (ERade)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Fbc0I)
Superpowers for everyone!
Posted by: supermikeski at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: supermikeski at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (VHUov
The Incredibles !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Fbc0I)
The US Marshalls should already be hunting her, especially if she signed those warrants.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:22 PM (snZF9)
My water bill is going to be high.
I should dig a shallow well.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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There's U-tube series of an old guy digging a well using pvc tubes and water (gotta buy sump pump) off the tailgate of his pickup.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (4NO2D)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OA7dfCeDM8
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)
All the wheelchairs kind of wrecked the vibe.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)
And fight Vampires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
My favorite sacrilegious meme this Easter:
"Imagine being a vampire in the third decade AD, and trying to figure out why plus signs just became super scary."
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)
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No, the pasta is much softer.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (yAteE
Reminded me of Cliff Clavin trivia that the concept of the Statue of Liberty started off as a statue to erect at the opening of the Suez Canal. When that fell through creating the Statue of Liberty for the US began.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)
Some of the Expendables sell by dates have expired.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ben Had
The Expendables 4 - In Search of Another Paycheck
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ERade)
And fight Vampires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Indeed.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)
All the wheelchairs kind of wrecked the vibe.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)
The Movility Scooter Jousts were Lit though!!
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 07:26 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)
You're all comedians 😃
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:26 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:27 PM (GD0B3)
I coulda been a Prime Minister, a contender
Instead of a mere Magyar nobody
Which is what I am
Posted by: Miklos hits the palinka at April 16, 2026 07:27 PM (MABMQ)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Your county ag should be able to provide you with water table maps. It doesn't matter, well, mountains, have far above sea level you are.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:28 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Unless it's made by the guys who made Sound of Freedom, and directed and stars Mel Gibson, the movie will be all orangemanbad.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg)
Which is what I am
Posted by: Miklos hits the palinka
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You got your wish, Orban is out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:29 PM (faK3k)
As long as you can prepare a good goulash you have worth !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:29 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)
Don't go to Italy looking for it. It technically doesn't exist there. Its more of an Italian American invention. My grandmother would call it medigon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Unless it's made by the guys who made Sound of Freedom, and directed and stars Mel Gibson, the movie will be all orangemanbad.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg)
Top Gun II was something of a Thing for being the first movie in a long while to not be Current Year nonsense, but just a movie about people doing stuff. Right? I don't know, I don't watch movies. I just watch people talk about movies that i have never and will never see.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:31 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:32 PM (V4IXI)
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hmmm?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:32 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:32 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends
Orban has been Prime Minister or trying for it since 1990, 20 years as PM. 36 years.
His act got old, and the corruption too much and open.
Posted by: Miklos hits the Unicum at April 16, 2026 07:34 PM (MABMQ)
I just watched the Street Fighter trailer.
I am rooting for Raul Julia to rise from his grave, don his M Bison attire, and eradicate everyone invovled with this movie.
Why?
One song - "What's Going On"
And Jackie Chan did a better Chun-Li than whomever this actress is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
I even have an original Hungarian bogracs!
Posted by: Miklos a szakacs at April 16, 2026 07:35 PM (MABMQ)
"Dying fast..they are fake MAGA"
https://tinyurl.com/e3zcr5r3
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3)
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Once upon a time the people took matters into their own hands when their alleged "betters" forgot the plot.
Posted by: Crusader at April 16, 2026 07:36 PM (TN0g+)
Garlic bread is just an upgrade.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:36 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)
A retarded monkey has typed out a comment that appears to be similar to English words.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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I'll do better.
Posted by: rickb223
But I haven't even posted until now!
Wait.
I see the problem.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: rickb223
>The Expendables 5 - AI Chuck Norris is back to claim his pound of flesh.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: Miklos a szakacs at April 16, 2026 07:35 PM (MABMQ)
No carrots in mine please.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:38 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Miklos az ittas at April 16, 2026 07:39 PM (MABMQ)
i used to bullseye bogracs in beggars canyon back home. they're not much bigger than two meters.
Posted by: luke skywalker at April 16, 2026 07:39 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Carrots in gulyas would be dealt with like Texans cooking chili
Posted by: Miklos az ittas szakacs at April 16, 2026 07:41 PM (MABMQ)
Posted by: Miklos az ittas nyelvesz at April 16, 2026 07:43 PM (MABMQ)
"An
https://is.gd/6kFMja
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 07:45 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 08:04 PM (q177U)
What a fag boy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:12 PM (xvV+O)
The judge needs to serve a term for rape… in gen pop.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:15 PM (xvV+O)
There have been some hiccups. Some casualties. But fuck me sideways, Iran's military is dead as a doornail. Their leadership is all dead. They have no friends or allies. They have zero ability to project power. And they barely laid a finger on anyone. 13 U.S. service men lost is a shame but shit man. That's it? What are we even talking about?
Trump has them by the throat and is slowly strangling them to death. They have no option but to capitulate. Fuck, we can walk away for any peace negotiations anytime we please. They want to screw around, let them. Each day more of their IRGC thugs will quit or be assassinated, either by us or the Iranian people.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 08:21 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 08:22 PM (vOtXJ)
That's a joke. And whatever Biden did with the stroke of a pen should be equally undoable with a stroke of the pen. No black robbed asshole needed to have a say when Biden approved it, they cannot suddenly get a say when Trump cancels it.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 08:25 PM (vOtXJ)
They think this will work. IMHO it will backfire.
Posted by: geoffb at April 16, 2026 08:41 PM (OtD+j)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 16, 2026 10:26 PM (XLfSN)
Democrat Strategist Michael Trujillo: Politico Was Investigating Rapewell When He Was Running for President But The "Energy Dissapated" When He Dropped Out So Politico Killed the Story
In other words: When Rapewell was threatening to become an easily-defeated Presidential candidate, they were willing to investigate the well-known rumors of harassment even rape, but when he dropped out and was no longer a threat to The Party, they let him off scot-free to go back to being a useful Democrat tool in Congress where he could continue to rape women.
This is mostly bullshit spin about the Democrat Party building an escape-proof trap for Rapewell and just waiting to strike when the time was right. That's a lie. You never wanted to take him out until he again threatened to become an easily-defeated candidate. But the admission about Politico is interesting.Michael TrujilloYeah that was your strategy - not covering it up forever so long as he stayed in his lane and did not attempt to rise above his appointed station.
@mikehtrujillo One note on the Swalwell stuff - (this isn't confirmed) but a reporter with Politico was working on verifying the rumors on Swalwell when he was running for President. (he's no longer with the publication) Two days before he was scheduled to sit down with this reporter Swalwell dropped out of the race. The energy disappeared to potentially take him out, the victims if they were even willing to go on the record never did. He slithered back to his safe house seat. December 2025 was too early to take down Swalwell we had to wait til his paperwork was ALL IN running for governor March 2026, so the head of the snake could be chopped off and he had no safe house seat to slither back to this time. Hate the strategy fine, but for folks unsure if this would work, we had to make sure he couldn't get away like he did in 2020.
Entertainment720Economy
@E720Economy 14h If the dirt on him was as bad as you say why would your party allow him to slither back to a House seat? They happily would have found the GOP votes to expel him. This wasn't about doing what was right, this was about fear of the top 2 candidates in the Cali primary being GOP.
Weird how Democrat operatives were able to find and persuade those witnesses to come forward the very instant it was critical to The Party's political fortunes to do so.
Michael Trujillo
@mikehtrujillo I don't know what you are talking about - witnesses need to come forward and make the accusation so reporters and the police in this case can do their job. I am not a victim and I'm not a witness of him committing these acts, so how do I prevent him from slithering back exactly ?
So Politico had Swalwell dead to rights in 2019, only to drop the story because he dropped his presidential campaign.
— Andrew Kerr (@AndrewKerrNC) April 16, 2026
"The energy disappeared to potentially take him out."
Swalwell, apparently emboldened, then went on to (allegedly) assault more women.
Good job, Politico! https://t.co/B77sd9ZuQw pic.twitter.com/vIZUhpAe3D
If only there was some major newspaper with an army of investigative reporters who could have looked into this sooner.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 16, 2026
If only. https://t.co/oU51gaXnEY
How Eric Swalwell rose to the top of Democratic politics as rumors followed himThis is the same op they pulled after Biden's dementia became too obvious to be denied: How could we have known? No Democrats told us. And of course we must trust the words of our Democrat allies, I mean "sources," implicitly.
Allies such as Rep. Nancy Pelosi and Sen. Ruben Gallego say they knew nothing about the misconduct allegations, with Gallego saying the congressman led a "double life."
When Cheyenne Hunt first arrived on Capitol Hill as a staffer in 2020, several other young women working there warned her privately: Stay away from Rep. Eric Swalwell. Swalwell could be "creepy," Hunt said other women told her, especially over social media. Six years later, Hunt is one of several women who have leveraged their large followings online to go after Swalwell, enlisting women to come forward with their stories and connecting them with reporters at CNN and other outlets. Late last week, allegations that include sexual assault of a former staffer and sending unsolicited explicit messages to young women came to light in investigations published by CNN and the San Francisco Chronicle. On Tuesday, a woman accused Swalwell of raping her in 2018.If you really want to know, I will tell you, but get this, I don't think you want anyone to know. You know the truth -- it's as obvious as the scrapes on your knees -- but you're covering it up, as usual.
... The stunning fall has Hunt and others asking how someone who was dogged by persistent rumors of inappropriate behavior toward women similar to what she heard in 2020 could have risen so high and so fast in a party that says it supports women's rights.
How about looking at The Party's comms department, the propaganda media?
"We do need to take a look inward as a party because it was an open secret," said Hunt, the executive director of the youth group Gen Z for Change, referring to the Democratic Party. "Not necessarily that he was assaulting people but that he was a creep. That was well known."
Were CNN and MSNOW also enamored? Because he lived in their green room. No? You don't want to broach that question, huh?
Swalwell's career took off like a meteor at the same time women allege he was harassing them. His political trajectory -- described here with the help of interviews with more than a dozen former staffers and political operatives, some of whom who spoke on the condition of anonymity to recount private discussions -- suggests a Democratic Party enamored with a young congressman's talent for sound bites and landing blows against President Donald Trump.
Rumors that Swalwell, 45, had affairs in Washington followed him, but there is no evidence that the more serious allegations of sexual assault were circulating among Democrats while his career took off, these people said.Sure. Sure. Women don't spread gossip about rapists. #MeToo and the various lists of "Shitty Men" prove that.
... He took the job seriously, according to his former staffers, who said he showed a penchant for making TV appearances at whatever time a channel would have him on.Let's talk more about that -- about him being a permanent fixture in the propaganda media. No? Still don't want to talk about that?
What about being Rachel Maddow's pet? What about being the Washington Post's pet, which published leak after leak and unsupported #FakeNews claim after unsupported #FakeNews claim from Rapewell? Stephen Miler continues questioning the Axios "Reporter" who says she knew all about Eric Rapewell but didn't report on it because her beat wasn't #MeToo issues and also her bosses hadn't approved a Code Red on a Democrat. Why do you need to secure special permission to write a negative story on a Democrat, we'd all like to know. We all know, obviously. We'd just like it admitted.
More important, he made the most powerful ally a House Democrat could have: Pelosi, who was known for looking out for her fellow Californians. Swalwell was seen as focused on ingratiating himself with Pelosi, according to several former staffers, who asked him to renominate her as speaker after the 2014 midterms and gave him a slot on the steering committee that controls committee assignments and internal party decisions. "He benefited from being one of Pelosi's pets for a long time," said a senior Democratic staffer for another office, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal party dynamics.
Stephen L. MillerShe's in a little trouble because she admitted she sent her "tips" to her bosses at Axios, who, of course, sat on them. Now she's trying to spin why her bosses were perfectly right to kill the story.
@redsteeze Bethany please explain why you said you passed on "swirling rumors" to the hill Accio team and they never reported it on Swalwell. That's what you told me it wasn't your beat so you passed it on and then no reporting actually happened. So please explain to me why those stories died.
Do right-wing outlets not cover the Hill?? Don't right-wing outlets exist for the purpose of writing about bad shit that Democrats do?
— Bethany 貝書穎 (@BethanyAllenEbr) April 16, 2026
I'm not upset with you personally, and I appreciate that you are engaging with me in a reall genuine way. But this just doesn't make any sense…
Axios at the time had never published any investigation of any kind. It's not set up as an investigative outlet. My investigation, of Swalwell and his relationship with the Chinese spy, was the first investigation Axios ever published, and we did it on my sheer force of will, for…
— Bethany 貝書穎 (@BethanyAllenEbr) April 16, 2026
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh 5m 🚨 JUST IN: The Trump DOJ has launched an INVESTIGATION into disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell due to s*xual assault allegations There were reportedly "WHISPERS" of his behavior for "YEARS" Democrats are now facing questions: WHAT did they know, and WHEN did they know it? Start with Sen. Ruben Gallego!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Gonna toss the B$ flag on this story.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)
And the Box is Gray
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (VFxHp)
And the Box is Gray
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)
All cats are gray in the dark.
Posted by: They're all pink on the inside too at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ReTq+)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (4KUe5)
Must not succumb to temptation! Go to Bunny Ranch.
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (KtOUo)
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WUT I DUNNO WUT YOU TALKIN BOUT
Spoken like a man who is afraid of a conspiracy charge. Way to step into the wet cement genius.
Posted by: Muh Bad at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (a+4eV)
Yeah. I'll wait...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK)
These scum licking evil retard MSM journalists are only qualified to clean toilets .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (4KUe5)
F'n LOL Lizzy
Didn't that idiot say he was very hard on himself or whatever. Ridiculous people.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (pDt9x)
‘He Thinks You’re Stupid’: Leftwing Democrats Take Gloves Off In Fight Against Billionaire Tom Steyer
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (RHGPo)
TRUMP IS WEAPONIZING THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 05:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:32 PM (KtOUo)
All most of them are trained in are copy/paste from talking points memos. They didn't go to college or anything, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (KtOUo)
Well, it's no "meteoric rise" but you'd think they'd actually use an object that takes of for the analogy.
Like a rocket, maybe.
Unless that's too closely associated with Elon Musk and it's forbidden to remind people of Elon Musk lest someone accuse you of approving of him.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (a+4eV)
Continue to push "Rueben was his rape wingman"
Watch how the Dems keep trying to steer the conversation away.
Swalwell is a true believer, he blames himself, not the party.
But Gallego, he thinks he's in on merit.
And he'll take the party down with him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (RHGPo)
Imagine how bad you have to be that Democrat Hill staffers warn you. Perversion and assault is their platform.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (KtOUo)
That parrot is dead. Deceased.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x)
I want the focus on the Chinese spy and to try him for espionage.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (EiVGI)
Don't ask me, ask my wife.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (KtOUo)
Ripped from the headlines.
Poor Huma. LOLolol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (KtOUo)
WAY too old!
Posted by: Joe My Word as a Biden at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (x9VSj)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)
TRUMP IS WEAPONIZING THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Everybody lies about sex.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hunter at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (KtOUo)
Everyone had heard the rumors and a good portion of these had seen the w. The man was constantly on television and was being proposed for very high office. He even married Hillary's wing woman.
Breitbart (pbuh) broke the story, but who broke it to Breitbart?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Zombie Epstein at April 16, 2026 05:39 PM (KtOUo)
There’s something else going on. Swalwell pissed off the wrong person.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 05:39 PM (W2Pud)
Like a rocket, maybe.
Unless that's too closely associated with Elon Musk and it's forbidden to remind people of Elon Musk lest someone accuse you of approving of him.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (a+4eV)
Heh. In point of fact, the only time you see meteors is when they are in the act of vigorously slowing down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:40 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 05:40 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Are you using the term "faggot" to mean gay men, because Swallwell and Gallego don't qualify, or is it a just a general term for low life creeps and horrors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (XuXeR)
I want the focus on the Chinese spy and to try him for espionage.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (V4IXI)
Fair enough. Everyone in DC is fucking around with someone, and it gets old. Worse than the last days of the Roman Empire, really. I expect DC and Hollywood keep Viagra in business, since most leftists are limp dicks anyway, but just once wouldn't it be nice to find out someone kept it in his pants?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:43 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Ot/FD)
The Lt. Governor who shot his wife and then himself. The three cardinals criticizing president Trump for the Iran war with no concern for the 35k+ Iranians slaughtered by their government. Why listen to any of them? They lie to our faces and give the “it’s not everyone” excuse! Fuck them all. Someone else can waste their time listening to their shit!
Sorry about the language, but I’ve reached my limit.
Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (OTOad)
This still sticks with me and there's not enough follow-up. Why NOW with all the public charges by the women? Where have THEY been? The "crimes" happened over a long period and in multiple instances. Why the same kind of silence by all of them? This is NOT normal. This many victims and NONE chose to go to authorities and make a stink about it until now.
These women need to go on record somewhere responding to the "WHY NOW" question and a follow-up of "were you pressured to keep things private or make things public after your assaults"?
It's hard to believe they all behaved the same way WRT defending themselves post assault/intrusiveness. Remember, too, that this happened during the MeToo movement when women were at peak victimhood. This was their time. They said nothing consequential if anything at all. But NOW it happens.
This is fishier than a fishmonger for several reasons.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oji8u)
And, just like with Swalwell, back then the Democratic Party knew full well what Clinton was like, because he had groped or raped ha;lf the women in Arkansas.
But back in the pre-internet '80s, they were able to keep his history and his predilections covered up long enough to get him elected top the White House.
If it wasn't for Monica Lewinsky being so aroused by power, we still wouldn't have known the truth to this day.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)
As the newbie, he has to sleep next to the toilet.
It would be a real shame if someone who's grandmother was a forced "comfort woman" made an oopsie when getting up to pee in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oji8u)
In DC, as in Hollywood, sex is currency. Currency is power. If you have some power, you use it judiciously. What do the various entities have to gain?
A lower level functionary would lose any chance at a decent job for reporting a rapist who runs a big organization. However, once another group will support them, by all means, spill the beans.
I am sorry, but if someone raped me and told me to be silent, I might, but that rapist would be denied the chance to rape again, one way or the other.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (DwqWV)
THIS! This is what I keep asking! But, I think we all know the answer, don't we?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (k9OZB)
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Akin to Jack Ryan's CA sealed divorce records becoming unsealed as he was likely to beat Obama in the Senate race of '04.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:48 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)
There is another dynamic here as well, in that these women know going into politics what the sexual angle is, and they go there anyway. Rape remains vile, but it's hard to rape someone over whom you have no power. There are a million other ways for a woman to make a living than working for a pervert.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:49 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:49 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (Ot/FD)
Not if you roofie them as he apparently did.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:49 PM (DwqWV)
This is true of everyone. If one has self-respect and basic skills, and isn't a lazy little cockroach, one can generally get a decent job.
But then there's people like Sid or aliassmith who'd give blowjobs for a pat on the head and $15.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)
I think a lot of the women who are screwing someone in politics think the man will leave their wives for them.
Oh, I'll be on social media because of whoever.
They are so stupid.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)
Weird how no such evidence standard applies to republicans. Start with reporting honestly about the Jean Carrol lawsuit. ZERO evidence of wrongdoing. Zip. Nada. No evidence Trump ever met her in any capacity. No mention she has reported having rape fantasies about famous men.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (vOtXJ)
Quietly, I suppose, mere whispers that our vaunted media couldn't pick up?
How about "well established facts concerning Swalwell's criminal behavior surrounded him his entire career, practically banging on bass drums and blowing vuvuzelas, while Democrats and their Mamluks in the media feigned ignorance".
Posted by: Paco at April 16, 2026 05:53 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (Ot/FD)
Indeed it has, but that does not alter the fact that the meteors we see are in the process of falling, and burning up in our atmosphere. Mostly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:53 PM (utfVc)
And that's wholly appropriate. It's the synchrony of it all (is it a gender groupthink that I'm missing?). But I still want to know if there was outside influence (of any type) pushing them one way or another, too.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (oji8u)
There's nothing wrong with that testimony.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (faK3k)
When the Dems take one of their own out, they take them out, don't they. It reminds of the gag in Hogan Heroes when General Whathisname would threaten Klink with being shot, court-martialed, and sent to the Russian Front.
They threw Rapewell on the ground, stomped him into dust, then took the dust and launched it into the sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:53 PM (utfVc)
Just musing on how "meteoric rise" sounds perfectly normal, but "rise like a meteor" sounds wrong and goofy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 05:55 PM (cI94r)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 05:55 PM (cI94r)
Well crack a window then, light a candle, something...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:56 PM (Ot/FD)
There's nothing wrong with that testimony.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (faK3k)
Might not have been Swallwell alone. He may have called in some Democrat buddies to share in the windfall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:57 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 05:57 PM (rLdRG)
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 05:58 PM (dIske)
Not if you roofie them as he apparently did.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
Why was she out drinking with him? No, the rape was absolutely NOT her fault, but in this day and age, women know what an iffy situation looks like.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2026 05:58 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:59 PM (DwqWV)
I think there are a lot of Republicans who are guilty of the same shit SwelledHead was doing.
They must be smarter to coverup what they have or are doing.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 05:59 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Eric "One Cheek Sneak Fail" Swalwell at April 16, 2026 06:00 PM (47/pr)
Smashing a plate of FSM in their faces on xtwitter is supremely satisfying.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:00 PM (rLdRG)
Oh, I'll be on social media because of whoever.
They are so stupid.
Posted by: four seasons
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You are looking at that from a moral perspective.
A fellow who was in the backup band for an internationally known singing group told break room stories of groupie girls making bet on their abilities, and winning, that would make a grown man blush.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:01 PM (faK3k)
Ripped from the headlines.
Poor Huma. LOLolol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)
Don't feel bad for Huma; she ended up marrying Alexander Soros, who is ten years younger and controls his father George's $25B Open Society Foundation.
Well, she's no prize and he could've had one, so it's presumptively a marriage of convenience, as queer socialites do. But still, it's a pretty soft landing for Anthony Weiner's used baggage.
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:02 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 16, 2026 06:02 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 06:03 PM (diia5)
I know ShittySchiff got a pardon.
I wish we could get something on him that would stick.
He is a fucking creep.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 06:04 PM (OTOad)
It's not. Virtually all guys look like dirty, drug addled dumpster divers. It's even worse when men with gray in their beards do it.
Either have a short, well-kept beard, or be fully clean shaven. There is no in between on this.
Posted by: jen the original at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (W2dUr)
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (rLdRG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (4KUe5)
And I'm reminded of how different Trump is. When Ms Venezuela and Ms universe of whatever year accused Trump of bad behavior for getting her on a diet and exercise program after she blimped up while still in the role, there were many other pageant participants offering stories of how Trump had been nothing but a chivalrous gentleman in their interactions with him. I'm not hearing any gals saying they can't believe Rapewell roofied women.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (E0Kkk)
Nasdaq & S&P 500 new record highs
youtube.com/watch?v=25e1k7sTpSo
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:07 PM (faK3k)
I don't remember any break in their sets though.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (E0Kkk)
Only if they blow you back.
Posted by: Ask The Imam at April 16, 2026 06:08 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:09 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 06:09 PM (OTOad)
I had to look up the etymology of "meteor" and related things like "meteorology". It comes from the ancient Greek homo root "Meteoron" which meant "high in the sky" or "suspended in air".
I did not know that, as Johnny Carson used to say. And that explains the varied meanings of out "meteor" words to mean shooting stars as well as the study of weather.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 06:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)
I do the scruff the keep the women away. I hate being hit on 24/7.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (V4IXI)
That is the huge, screaming tell that this is a coordinated political hit job. Allred and Bloom have represented almost sll of the victims who were assaulted years ago/had affairs years ago but only speak out at a politically key moment.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)
You're either legal or not. There is no stretching.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (V4IXI)
Swallwell is one stupid rapey foul smelling jackhole and this week has been awesome.
Posted by: turambar at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (Q0yOR)
I just came across this article in Politico about the rumblings that were the beginning of the end for Swalwell. I feel like I need to go in for a recalibration of my bullshit detector as the allegations took me completely by surprise. It appears that some people knew about Swalwell all along.
What I mostly don't understand is how these men manage to fool themselves. Why do they imagine that no one will ever know? They have surely seen other politicians end their careers for far less.
I am beyond disgusted by Swalwell; he seemed to be one of the real Dem fighters that would lead us into the post-Trump era. Such an embarrassment, especially having such a seemingly good-family history.
It's like all of our politicians are failing us, and wait for it - on both sides (but I do loathe that phrase).
These politicians and staffers are all ripe for blackmail by a foreign state. In fact, I'm sure it's happening as we speak. I'll let you guess which state.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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It's rough, I tell ya, it's rough.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:13 PM (faK3k)
TRUMP: Tell that to the Pope
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Chicago Bob may have bitten off more than he can chew.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 06:14 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)
Boom !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:15 PM (V4IXI)
Neck beard is unforgivable, though. Clean that mess up, yo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:16 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)
You're either legal or not. There is no stretching.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (V4IXI)
Not these days. It's all hotdog down a hallway.
Posted by: Thanks sexual revolution! at April 16, 2026 06:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)
In addition to all of his many other faults, Swalwell has Charisma Dunning-Kruger. He's so devoid of charm that he apparently can't tell, and seems to think that putting himself in the limelight will endear him to people.
I had to delete a comparison to Katie Porter. That troglodyte is in a league of her own in that regard. She ruined Batwoman!
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 06:17 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: jen the original
Giant beads that are long enough to braid are fine too.
"Well-kept" is probably the most important part of whatever one does with one's hair.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:18 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Did they pay you to do it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:17 PM (ndZc7)
20 reals, same as in town.
Posted by: Portugeez at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:18 PM (a+4eV)
Well, I, for one, have kept mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (utfVc)
That reporter is dumb and ignorant.
Iran has killed plenty of female protestors.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (a+4eV)
tinyurl.com/3vbezkv5
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (+89TD)
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Recover that .22LR you've been hiding and use it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (utfVc)
Like, in a zip loc bag?
Weird. But hey.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Definitely worth of a boast, especially for 29-year-olds.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (a+4eV)
Hunter's wife is from South Africa, her family still lives there. I am sure that is where Hunter is now.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:21 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (4KUe5)
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When I heard it was Bloom repping the women I thought for a moment that Swalwell might actually be innocent.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2026 06:21 PM (0bjKf)
I agree with the last line, at the 'never the twain shall meet' stage......
C3
@C_3C_3
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3h
In 2017 Mary Moriarty oversaw the rqpe prosecution of Somalian Abdihamat Bille Mohamed.
She released him with no jail time.
In 2025 Abdihamat Bille Mohamed. rqped 2 more women.
Now Mary Moriarty wants to put an ICE officer in prison.
We cannot coexist.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y)
You're not going to get much sympathy on a seventeen y.o. playing hanky panky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:22 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)
Red China?
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)
Red China?
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)
Texas
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Paco at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:22 PM (faK3k)
Especially when she put herself on the market as being aged 18, on a website for women seeking sugar daddies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)
When I heard it was Bloom repping the women I thought for a moment that Swalwell might actually be innocent.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
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He's no more guilty than half of them. Scenario:
Nancy _ Eric, it's time to enjoy your seat in the House, leave the gov's race alone.
Eric _ But I want to do this.
Nancy _ No, Eric
Eric _ You can't make me.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Paco at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (2L+MU)
Must have been a goalie.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (V4IXI)
Trump, the gift that keeps on giving!
"Who’s dumber, Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent? ..
Kent is a LOSER, just like Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and the rest of them are LOSERS — You’re born that way, LOW IQ, and there’s not a damn thing they’re going to be able to do about it!.."
https://tinyurl.com/299ph69x
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)
https://tinyurl.com/2kp6cvb8
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (XMwZJ)
"BOMBSHELL: REP. ANNA PAULINA LUNA REFERS SEN. RUBEN GALLEGO TO SENATE ETHICS!
Rep. Luna just dropped Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) straight into the Ethics Committee fire over troubling new allegations.
And now a woman is reportedly coming forward"
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 09:59 PM (GD0B3)
Candace Owens Urges Her Vicious Fanatics to Spy On and "Track" Erika Kirk; When Erika Kirk Is Forced to Cancel an Appearance Because Owens' Lunatics Did In Fact Track and Dox Her Plane, Owens Claims She's Faking About Feeling Threatened
And speaking of dangerous madwomen threatening a mother and her child...
Bear in mind, this malignant narcissist told us all a few months ago that French Intelligence had sent Assassination Squads to kill her for getting too close to the truth about Brigitte Macron -- and that we should all take this threat on her life very, very seriously. Number of French intelligence assassination attempts on Cavernous Nostrils size then: Zero point zero. But this maniac is telling her cult followers to track, spy on, and doxx Erika Kirk -- and they're doing just that. She's also telling her cultists that she wonders if she needs to stab Erika Kirk -- we'll get to that in a minute. This resulted in threats on Erika Kirk's life, and required her to cancel an appearance at an event, per the advice of her security team:Oli LondonKirk mentioned that she could not risk making her now-fatherless children an actual orphan by allowing herself to be the next one murdered.
@OliLondonTV Apr 15 Erika Kirk pulled out of speaking at the University of Georgia due to serious security threats amid targeted hate campaigns against her. "...After all our family has been through, I take my security team's recommendations extremely seriously." JD Vance had revealed she had received "some very serious threats in her direction" before she had to pull out of joining him at the university.
NEW: Regarding the threats to Erika Kirk that prevented her from attending today’s event with Vice President Vance, a TPUSA official tells me that their security had been monitoring the situation in the days leading up to today’s event.
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) April 15, 2026
People were doxxing her travel location… https://t.co/02KjQ01hMa
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis Erika Kirk's treatment is one of the most shameful things I have seen in the social media era. Her husband was murdered seven months ago. I'm not sure I've ever seen a widow attacked like she has been. It's truly indefensible.
Ian Miles CheongVideo here, or you can listen to the video as the hideous psychopath Cavernous Nostrils makes fun of Erika Kirk for feeling threatened:
@ianmiles JD Vance slams Candace Owens and others attacking Erika Kirk for blaming her for Charlie Kirk's murder. "The people telling you Erika wasn't grieving are full of shit and we need to be honest about that fact." "To say that Erika Kirk wasn't grieving her husband on that day, to say that Erika Kirk was somehow complicit in it is so preposterous, and so disgusting, and it's one of the things that has broken the American public conversation in the last six months." "If you're one of the people going after Erika Kirk and not the people who are trying to destroy the United States of America, you're part of the problem and not part of the solution."
After JD Vance called out Candace Owens for tormenting Erika Kirk and using her husband Charlie’s murder as a platform to elevate and enrich herself by making up conspiracy theories about his death that involved Erika, TPUSA and the French…among others, Candace responds to Vance… pic.twitter.com/fNcn32pjmd
— Ian Miles Cheong (@ianmiles) April 16, 2026
I don't follow Candace Owens, nor do I give a single hot damn about Candace Owens. I'll probably never post about her again after this, in fact.
— Phoeni𝕏 2A 🇺🇸 (@Phoenix2A_1980s) April 15, 2026
But this right here is pretty messed up, man.
Outright saying that somebody should stick Erika Kirk with a blade to see if she's an… pic.twitter.com/4UzSJJHUQg
Seth DillonEarlier I talked about leftists being motivated entirely by malicious envy and resentment towards those who have something they want. Erika Kirk has -- or had -- two things that Cavernous Nostrils wanted and therefore, this psychopath reasoned, "deserved." The first was Charlie Kirk himself, whom Cavernous Nostrils wanted as a trophy husband and still hasn't gotten over it that Charlie Kirk wanted the more beautiful, less insane Erika Kirk. The second was control over TPUSA -- which Cavernous Nostrils believes she "deserved" to be put in charge of, to have command over a much larger and better-funded body of followers than she currently has. Despite the fact that Charlie Kirk fired her psychotic bitch ass years before! (And also, did not invite her to his wedding, because, I imagine, he feared the scene she might create.) And she hasn't stopped accusing Erika Kirk of being a lesbian child groomer and murderess since she failed to secure what she "deserved." And now? She's calling for her cult followers to murder Erika Kirk. This is what happens when a psychopath and malignant narcissist is denied something she believes she "deserves." Evil recognizes evil:
@SethDillon Apr 14 The primary threat to Charlie was well known. He needed security because leftist lunatics often resort to violence. Tyler Robinson proved the point. The primary threat to Charlie's widow comes from a very different place -- one that Charlie himself never would have imagined.
Ilhan Omar praising Candace Owens by name is honestly just the icing on the cake. 😂🍿
— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) April 16, 2026
I don’t know how many more ways I can say Candace is a leftist. pic.twitter.com/Mbh0e7dUDh
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (YlWIZ)
If only she was married to a straight guy who would tell her to zip it.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Wmg4n)
"The Macrons asked the judge to allow 5 more attorneys not licensed in Delaware to join the Macrons team. They filed the 5 motions for it on April 7th. The judge granted all 5 motions the next day. So Macrons legal team just got huge.
At this time no media has requested seeking permission to go into the court room.
The Macrons want a jury trial. And are pushing hard for it.
There is no indication if the Macrons or Candace will be present.
The case for dismissal or striking parts of the complaint will be on April 28th."
Coming up !
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Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 04:31 PM (KtOUo)
Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
Posted by: Pinky at April 16, 2026 04:32 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:33 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at April 16, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Lon Chaney, Sr.'s Phantom of the Opera at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: zombie Art Bell at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (cS3Fw)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)
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Nothing. She was always like this. A vile BLM grifter. People wanted to believe, and did not bother to thoroughly check her past, or looked passed and believed her "conversion". So she got picked up by Kirk first and joined TPUSA. Then got into the Dailywire organization.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)
MSNow reported that noted Biblical scholar Stephen Colbert had some choice words for the Veep.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Sco7b)
Riding on a motorcycle must be absolute hell for her.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: zombie Art Bell at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:33 PM (EiVGI)
she kinda's been doing that for last 1/2 year
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM (n5tGW)
So instead of having discussions about common sense tranny control most people are tuning out because they don't want to talk about Jewish conspiracies or robot wives.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)
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That's right!
You bastards better watch what you say about a certain Ridley Scott film!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:38 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:38 PM (Ot/FD)
Kingdom of Heaven is way over rated.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (sKqQm)
Megyn Kelly allying with her is sick I guess it's the money. But officially Megyn: your elbows are too pointy and if you were eating crackers I would kick you out.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Alright, now you've crossed a fucking line, bruh.
Hold me back! Hold me back!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM
Yes ... err .. hmm .. quite ..
Posted by: the Silurians at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (4NO2D)
Since no one locks her up I have to hope she goes bankrupt soon from lawsuits. Her "followers" will keep her podcast afloat, I guess.
She should not have voice or video for her psychotic break.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (EiVGI)
She was always like this. It's just that before, she was taking advantage of the "conservatives will overpromote a black woman who says what they'd like to hear" exploit. Before that, she had a been a race hustler and Cancellation Entrepreneur. She'll say whatever gets her clicks. She is textbook narcissist, and not just the way mean it casually, to mean "vain." She literally sees no value in other people except for what they can be manipulated into giving her.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 04:35 PM
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The Holzman engines fold space instead of traveling faster than light. We just need thinking computers or people morphed by massive doses of melange to get it to work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
It's all got this odd culty gooble-gobble vibe shaping up that I find incredibly amusing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Ot/FD)
that movie is ass and you should be ashamed of yourself
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at April 16, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Ben we've missed you buddy
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (NlEaG)
that movie is ass and you should be ashamed of yourself
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)
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Listen, I know that White Squall is not Scott's best work, but it doesn't deserve this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM
Peak Eva Green?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM
Peak Eva Green?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)
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That would be 300: Rise of an Empire.
Or The Dreamers.
Or, you know...any film where she let the girls loose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (B5oTI)
hopefully. I linked her yesterday expressing her "discomfort" that the Alliance Defending Freedom law firm had taken on a client which is clearly TPUSA to do something about Candace Owens.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)
I suspect this is not true, especially if you assume that lifespans could be dramatically increased with better medical tech. And of course probes/AI/robots don't care how long they are in space.
But as I've mentioned before I suspect there is no other intelligent life in the galaxy and probably not the universe either.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)
Of course, she is spreading lies because she gets paid for the clicks. And at a half million clicks or more for every one of her shows, increasing as her lies become more brazen and dangerous for Erica, or any TPUSA official, her cash flow increases every day.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM (4nEGa)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM
Someone had to be the first. Why not us?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (w/O5Q)
Has autocorrect become aware?
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (NlEaG)
Maybe that's not smart but it is what it's going to be.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (V4IXI)
It's some Leftis scrunt who went on a tirade about how outrafe over Kirk's assassination can't be allowed to overshadow his evil when he was alive.
Can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (BI5O2)
Mr. Jeffries of Jeffries Tube fame begs to differ.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (DgMqy)
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Sort of like the leftists when their masters have a certain "message" they want broadcast. Everyone has the same set of talking points, the same verbiage, etc.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (AkEZC)
I'd say Candace Owens suffers from mental illness, but I'm leaning toward demon possession. Exorcism?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM
Barry Macron.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 16, 2026 04:45 PM (33LJY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:45 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (w/O5Q)
Nostrildamus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Ot/FD)
i'd kind of like to see that one. It was always a movie I was mildly interested in seeing, but never enough to actually watch.
a movie I did watch, on Tubi:
"The Autopsy of Jane Doe"
Well-shot, good looking, and featuring a swedish model who is all the way naked the whole movie. And I don't care if she's a corpse, she's hot.
but... blah. The revelations that come from the autopsy are too outrageous to be believed so the movie lost me. Also, the kind of horror movie it is -- the mystery of why this woman was killed -- is the first thing I thought of so the mystery aspect is slight. A couple of creepy bits along the way, but just an average movie.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: 18-1
Damn. I'm so old, I instantly thought I should post the image (or gif?) of Baldwin holding out his hand to shush...and then I wept, for posting images is no more...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Wmg4n)
If her husband had any balls, he'd take one for the team.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 04:46 PM (utfVc)
And I'm a firm believer that being schizo is contagious through the internet. Or possibly, a wide swath of people are already on the "spectrum" (as the kids say) of schizo and CN just really pumps that up.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 04:46 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 04:46 PM (j+aD2)
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I can't help but think of the general step *after* that.
The idea that freedom was possible, much less virtuous, was only possible because America at it's founding was filled with Christians. I would argue it's due to Christianity specifically, but it's at least due to having a broad agreement on moral standards.
We cannot go on having so much evil on display, going unpunished if not overtly celebrated. People may want freedom (for some value of the word), but we need order and some sense of security. And if these savages that, one way or another, support the left continue to be part of this society, we're going to need firmer rules and more forceful enforcement of them to keep them contained.
Yes, I'm aware that this is a bad idea. But we are what we are, and they are what they are.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 04:46 PM (vSvIl)
wow, no I missed that.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Shylock at April 16, 2026 04:46 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (bXbFr)
The number of things that had to go just write to get a group of thinking animals that can develop technology is so insanely large that even with the scale and age of the universe I think the stats say it only happens once...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (uYWV1)
Posted by: The Androids at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (4NO2D)
Scott doesn't always prefer longer cuts, his Alien edition is shorter than the theatrical release. It's just that KoH as released was that bad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM (vbXSk)
Candace Owens
Meagain Kelly
Keith Olberman
Rachael Madcow
Lawrence ODonnell
wait - this is going to be a long list isn't it
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 16, 2026 04:48 PM (anL5R)
AND she's directly taking on the Jews that control everything!!!! It doesn't make sense...unless, she's CONTROLLED by the Jews, and their PLAN is to further divide and drive us apart! They got her with the goy beam!!!!
Posted by: DOUBLE tinfoil hat time at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)
i think her schizophrenic delusions are a direct result of her incredible narcissism. She believes that she's so amazing that any thought she has, no matter how deranged, must be true, because she is so brilliant and perfect. She is a narcissist to such a degree that she creates her own reality because how could she possibly think something that wasn't perfect and true?
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2)
If and when she is declared stable she can be tried for incitement for the death of Erica.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 04:50 PM (65cLN)
-butterfly net
-Venkman's big syringe of thorazine
-a nice comfy strait jacket
-big van with "HAPPY HOME WITH TREES AND FLOWERS" on the side
-apartment with padded walls
Assembly required.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 04:50 PM (gKWVE)
Scott doesn't always prefer longer cuts, his Alien edition is shorter than the theatrical release. It's just that KoH as released was that bad.
i've heard the director's cut is good but... eh, I don't want to see Saladin valorized. Kind of tired of the woke messaging.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: DOUBLE tinfoil hat time at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)
Why pray for God to make your enemies ridiculous when you can just make ridiculous enemies yourself?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:50 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 16, 2026 04:50 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 04:43 PM (bXbFr)
Their Epoch is over. Devonians took over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 04:50 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: The Androids at April 16, 2026 04:47 PM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Ash at April 16, 2026 04:51 PM (uYWV1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 04:51 PM (V4IXI)
Saladin didn't invent Jihad, but he did take a bunch of squabbling Muslims and focus them on holy way against Christians.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
They are not in honor of Justin Fairfax, or so it is being said.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2026 04:51 PM (3a5ey)
Last thread: crazy ass chick gets off because crazy ass chick.
This thread: crazy ass Nostrildamus says someone should stab Erika Kirk to see if she's an android.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)
I'm getting massive deja vu vibes from this thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 04:52 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 04:52 PM (TezPK)
Although her city is facing a massive $50 million deficit, far-left Boston Mayor Michelle Wu is funding (on the taxpayers’ dime) a program handing out vouchers to ‘queer and trans migrants and refugees’ so that they can treat themselves to massages, yoga classes, and ‘creative healing.’
In a social media post, OUTnewcomers, a small, Boston-based nonprofit organization that supports LGBTQ+ migrants, asylum seekers, and refugees in the Greater Boston area, shared their Belonging Matters” (Wellness Allowances) program.
A flyer for the program shared, “We’re offering $250–$500 wellness allowances for LGBTQ+ migrants in Boston to support their mental health and well-being through non-clinical care including yoga, meditation, creative healing, peer support, hair salon/ acupuncture & massages appointments and gym memberships etc.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: 18-1"
Sad to think this is as good as it gets.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2026 04:53 PM (vFG9F)
What's more disturbing to me is the number of people who follow this clearly sick and twisted person.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)
Tossed Saladin
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 04:54 PM (V4IXI)
wow.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)
Does anyone know anything about Owen's family?
Was she raised to be an entitled prima donna?
Her craziness had to come from her family.
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (VFxHp)
These fucking people.
Her husband was assassinated. Publicly. And you think it's a great idea to have your guys 'track her and her kids?
Now, this might point to her actually believing her bullshit conspiracy shit, but on the other hand, I do not think she is that much of a sooper genius.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (bss/y)
Peace be with you, Salah! they told him, and melted off. Leaving Saladin to fight a losing battle with angry Crusaders.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (gKWVE)
He's very angry at wokeness. He often asks me why the right is not pushing back on it.
Ii said look why is it on us to push back? Get your side to stop pushing.
He says they are not. So I ask him where it all comes from?
You'll never guess who he says is behind it all.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: Wenda at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (833ut)
wow.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)
"Let them eat cock."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (Ot/FD)
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You don't display the kind of confidence and lack of prudence that she has, if you can conceive of potentially being wrong. Yeah. She thinks she is "the one". She is controlling the matrix baby . . .
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 16, 2026 04:55 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (gtcuf)
Simply corrupted cuckoos at this point.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (oji8u)
See if I can't get her to start saying that on her show.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (BI5O2)
And you can always tell when she's about to go to her schizo- place because she gets that manic grin on her face, looks up to the sky and says, "You know what I think....?"- like she's about to hit us with something profound.
It never is.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (33LJY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (VFxHp)
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Communists will run rough shod you into the ground.
The only way rid ourselves of communists is to over run them because they will not quit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (faK3k)
wait - this is going to be a long list isn't it
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops
Phil Donahue
Cenk Uyger
Jimmy Dore
Alex Jones
Hell, let's look at the old Air America lineup: Al Franken, Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, Randi Rhodes, Marc Maron, Jerry Springer, Laura Flanders, Chuck D, and Thom Hartmann. Other contributors included Ben Mankiewicz, Mark Riley, Cenk Uygur, Lizz Winstead, and Sam Seder
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (JCZqz)
Hey, he might not be much to look at but he gives a hell of a beejer.
Posted by: Mrs Macron at April 16, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Piper
Devo needs to re-release their song. Zip it! Zip it good!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 04:57 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)
I've known severe malignant narcissists, and while they didn't think I was a robot, they did believe that they were an elevated being that all the rest of us were clamoring to hear and enjoy listening to their ongoing TEDTALK about their wonderfulness. Yes, there's an element of delusion necessary.
There is obviously a good bit of that in CN.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 04:57 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (xcxpd)
If the former doesn't outrun the latter we are not going to make it.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (NlEaG)
That and her eyes each having 3/4 of a mile of independent ocular nerve.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: 18-1"
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"Other"?
Posted by: Pinky at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (M5Q22)
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So, check me if I'm wrong but, if i decide to go to Boston for the weekend this summer, and I present myself as a queer immigrant, its massages, and Yoga classes on the City of Boston? Nice tourism program you got there, be a shame if sumpin happen to it . . .
Posted by: Americans making weekend plans at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If he had balls, he'd divorce her and sue for custody of their kids, using footage from her own show to prove she is an unfit mother and a potential danger to herself and others.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (3a5ey)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 04:44 PM (IifOV)
Use the holy hand grenade.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (3JuEJ)
How do these people even use binoculars, man
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: 18-1"
Sad to think this is as good as it gets.
Posted by: fd
I believe this is the point when the rifle-toting apes ride in and start shooting.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE)
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A huge Fourth of July fireworks display for the 250th anniversary of America has been wrecked by climate warriors.
Long Beach scrapped its “Big Bang on the Bay” for the first time in 15 years after the California Coastal Commission refused the use of pyrotechnics.
The festival typically attracts thousands to watch the incredible spectacle over Alamitos Bay on the evening of July 3 but is now being strongarmed into using drones.
It comes as San Diego also launched a war on fireworks for the Fourth of July, with a popular show at SeaWorld switching to drones and the city slashing explosives in their show by 15% last year.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (kX27y)
So Wu handing out cash to her clients instead of spending it on police, fixing pot holes, or investigating fraud makes perfect sense
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)
Dennis, lately I've been thinking "fish"!
Posted by: Mac from Always Sunny at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (3JuEJ)
Have you met people? They all suck. They are all stupid delusional and greedy. Owens is not an outlier.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (M5Q22)
See if I can't get her to start saying that on her show.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:56 PM (BI5O2)
But is she a cybernetic Jewish terminator sent back my Mossad or is she a cybernetic Jewish terminator sent back by John Conner to battle the Mossad cybernetic Jewish terminator? This is actually very important.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Pandemonium at April 16, 2026 05:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 16, 2026 05:01 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026
Tucker fans are just the lowest hanging retards on the mighty retard tree that is/was Fox News' audience. The dumbest dumbfucks in the Stupid Party.
I dysoect Candace's fans are often of a similar type - but I suspect no small number of people just watch to see what the next insanity will be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:01 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Fraser at April 16, 2026 05:01 PM (40gsp)
Wow, I can't imagine why they went out of business!
Was that when Cenk started his push to legalize sex with horses?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 05:01 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM (JCZqz
You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:02 PM (V4IXI)
In H. S he was arrested for indecent acts with the neighbors dog. On the neighbor's front yard.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:02 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:02 PM (VFxHp)
I will admit I used to think Carlson had some insightful long form interviews. And now I am not interested in him at all.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 05:02 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: fd
Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up.here.
Posted by: Melvin Udall at April 16, 2026 05:03 PM (3a5ey)
I realize it's a low bar, but he was a far better interviewer than Sean Hannity.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 05:03 PM (sabhw)
She probably has to watch all her videos in IMAX.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (BI5O2)
So you're saying we could open a Creative Healing Center, consisting of, you show up, we hand you $100. Everyone high fives, then we charge the City $200?
Shecky's Chakra Detailing, walk ins welcome style?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (oqH4h)
I think we are all quite gracious when we point out that A. Jones got a lot of shit right, by not explicitly pointing out how many things he got wrong.
Also, he's a nutter. Whatever his overall average is. Dude is straight up unhinged.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (3JuEJ)
CN has a cold, dead black heart and soul. Evil incarnate.
May God have mercy on her. I can't.
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)
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Yes. I will cop to this as well. I was supportive after he left Fox. Man the last year or so totally weirded out.
Posted by: Muh Bad at April 16, 2026 05:04 PM (anL5R)
@Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: The new Hungarian PM announces that from June 1st, he will END all non-European migrant work permits
"Their arrival will be reduced to zero. We want to work on returning ethnic Hungarians from Western Europe.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:05 PM (gKWVE)
Our brains are already working overtime trying to simulcast reality into something palpably soothing for us.
Imagine it having to parse through all the added interference in the signals if your eyes were in 2 different time zones!
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 05:06 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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She was always this way. Here is her failed Social Autopsy story which highlights just what she is doing currently to Kirk.
https://tinyurl.com/y6uwzh73
Link goes to NY Magazine article. Basically she was too mean and malicious for the left before Hillary lost and was excluded from them because she was mean and batshit crazy.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (3JuEJ)
She has a prey animal panoramic view like a gazelle! Fat chance sneaking up on her.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 05:06 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:59 PM137 Do the massages include extras?
If ICE shows up at the end of the massage, is it an "Unhappy ending"?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)
Now, that doesn't mean he doesn't have some, uh...issues. He does. But overall the right is held to way higher standards.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (ArBcW)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 05:03 PM (sabhw)
A 1975 Dodge Dart is a better interviewer than Sean Hannity.
Zoo animals are better interviewers than Sean Hannity.
There is no possible logical category for objects with the property of "worse interviewer than Sean Hannity". It's synonymous with the Empty Set.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (Ot/FD)
As to the "You know what I think....?" question:
Yes Candace, I do know what you think. You think evil thoughts, and we all invite you to shut your festering gob and keep those thoughts to yourself.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (O7YUW)
Or, they're paid off.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Candace is NOT a professional pundit--has neither the iq, education, nor the temperament. She is basically a malicious evil shithead like Reality TV likes to show who created her own show from Hubby's family money.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 05:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:08 PM (VFxHp)
His political platform wasn't that different from Orban but he can take all the Euro-cash and screw his country or actually govern like he said he would.
We will see the measure of the man in the next few weeks...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 05:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 04:58 PM (3JuEJ)
She can watch a tennis match without moving her head.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (40gsp)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (vslA3)
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So basically just like Olberman. Tracks.
Posted by: Muh Bad at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (anL5R)
"Their arrival will be reduced to zero. We want to work on returning ethnic Hungarians from Western Europe.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:05 PM (gKWVE
Even though he's pro European Union this is a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: gKWVE did start from a high level of crazy at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)
I don't know.
Anyone who has a Helicopter and Van with matching Custom Graphics can't be all bad.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (3JuEJ)
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Who's we? Ya got a mouse in your pocket?
I always figured him for a con artist. He never was any good at hiding it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Erika does not want Candace's poison to infect the Utah criminal jury for troon lover boy's trial and by suing Candace, it would create headlines and distract the jury, possibly leading to the defense being able to introduce some of the batshit crazy crap that Candace is putting out as part of the some other dude done it. Aka SODDI.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)
He got his start at CNN, didn't he?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:10 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:10 PM (VFxHp)
His political platform wasn't that different from Orban but he can take all the Euro-cash and screw his country or actually govern like he said he would.
—
Budapest will be 20% Muslim by the end of his 4th term in office .
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 05:10 PM (vslA3)
They make horror movies about deranged “frenemies”/obsessed-but-spurned like her.
Srsly, this behavior is Blumhouse worthy storyline.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:11 PM (4KUe5)
I was referring to Tucker Carlson but I agree with you.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:11 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 05:06 PM (3JuEJ)
I'm using multifocal contact lenses. At distance they are normal. Close up they project multiple images onto your retina, one set blurry out of focus, and another set, or a series of sets at various levels of in focus. Then your amazing nervous system makes sense of it all.
Not mine though. My nervous system is not amazing. I get multiple crappy images. But I've gotten use to it. My distance vision is great.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 05:11 PM (3uBP9)
I have to admit once you find out some of the conspiracy theories are straight up true that weakens the arguments against all the others.
I first heard from Tucker that there are people that the U.S. government is paying disability payments to due to injury sustained by UFO. This is a 100% true thing. It calls lots of other things into question.
But he's gone on some weird tangents and he's not able to come back from the edge.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (VFxHp)
If Owens has any family or friends who love her, which I am doubting, they would get her off the air and into some counseling. I feel terrible for her young children, as well as the Kirk family.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (afFes)
Posted by: JROD at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (WnwRO)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Ditto. I disliked him when he wore a bowtie and appeared on Cross Fire on CNN way back. A junior league George Will without the intellect. Didn't like George Will much either due to his prissy and cold nature (atheist so go figure) but he did at least have some intellect behind him.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (ERade)
What's more disturbing to me is the number of people who follow this clearly sick and twisted person.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)
How many people follow her? Not trying to start an argument -- I honestly don't know.
And as I said, somebody needs to be building a RICO case against her, civil (treble damages) or criminal.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 16, 2026 05:12 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Muh Bad
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He was a nutter on Fox (I remember the CIA killed JFK, and the chemtrails craziness) but I respected him for leaving Fox over the J6 tapes thing.
I never understood that -- did he not realize he was being used to sell the lie? Did he think he was going to be allowed to find something in curated tapes? It made no sense. Maybe they fired him, or maybe he quit, I don't know.
But that was his peak.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:13 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 05:14 PM (vslA3)
If Owens has any family or friends who love her, which I am doubting, they would get her off the air and into some counseling. I feel terrible for her young children, as well as the Kirk family.
Posted by: bluebell
The other guys including Tucker and Megyn are afraid that Candace will go after them. Megyn had a notorious affair with Brit Hume for example, and my guess is Tucker has/had a substance abuse problem as his brother certainly does.
If you read the Social Autopsy article in NY Mag that I listed above, this was printed roughly 2016 or so. Candace created that website and it became an awful toxic shitshow that was even too crazy for the left. Back in Gamergate era. And part of it was creeping and surveiling people via the net and in real life to punish the 'bullies' of the crowd.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:15 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Ditto. I disliked him when he wore a bowtie and appeared on Cross Fire on CNN way back. A junior league George Will without the intellect. Didn't like George Will much either due to his prissy and cold nature (atheist so go figure) but he did at least have some intellect behind him.
Posted by: whig
well you guys were definitely ahead of the curve. I didn't like him in his Fake Harvard Boathouse Conservatism days, but I did like him when he started making borderline-crazy accusations about the deep state. But then he showed that the reason he was willing to entertain outrageous ideas was just that he was a lunatic who thinks everything is a conspiracy.
Posted by: Mac from Always Sunny at April 16, 2026 05:15 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:10 PM (Ot/FD)
Yes, and he's molted and slithered into a new grift multiple times in the intervening years.
Right wingers are so underserved by mass media that even really cheesy conmen like him can gain traction, simply because of the thirst.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:16 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:17 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 05:17 PM (vslA3)
also, UFOs and shining red light on your asshole for some reason.
I don't think he left over the J6 tapes. I think behind the scenes management had to micromanage his show to keep his truly insane and toxic shit off the air, and eventually they realized he was a walking liability.
Remember he's one of the guys that caused them to have to pay $800 million to Dominion.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)
Well I guess she has. She's gotten worse. I think she's about a day away from putting on her Miss Havisham wedding dress and waiting for Charlie to come back.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2026 05:18 PM (afFes)
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Hmm. This actually makes the most sense. When you consider how obviously our government is run by blackmail. Its seems likely that the media world is also. I mean for Fsake how long did Matt Lauer get away with an office/rape room. Yeah. Lot of closet Skeletons for the blonde skeleton.
Posted by: Muh Bad at April 16, 2026 05:18 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:19 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:16 PM (BI5O2)
No comment.
- Alex Jones
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 05:19 PM (vslA3)
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AKA the point of the op
Erika Kirk was too powerful and sympathetic a voice, the Uniparty needed "controversy" to surround her.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:19 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2026 05:18 PM (afFes)
Digging up Kirk's bones and sleeping next to them, like Emily Grierson. It'll be weird for her husband.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:19 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 05:20 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)
That settlement was absolutely ridiculous. I have to say Tucker only interviewed the person who accused Dominion and actually expressed doubts about their claims. That should be unquestionably protected by the First Amendment. I believe the settlement involved something nefarious.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:20 PM (V4IXI)
And as I said, somebody needs to be building a RICO case against her, civil (treble damages) or criminal.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis
Total audience has millions of hits for her show. That being said, subscribers and views for her Erika hit series have declined. Yougov has a tracker for her popularity/likes/dislikes
https://tinyurl.com/Yougov-Candace
Hype Auditor on YT ratings
https://tinyurl.com/candace-youtube-ratings
Hindistan Times English
"Owens was resigned from Turning Point USA in 2017. Reports say it was due to internal conflicts and backlash over her controversial comments and behavior. Then, in 2024, in the wake of her comments on the October 7, 2023, Hamas attack, she was fired by from The Daily Wire.
What Are The Top Podcast In The US
In the 'Downloads & Views per Episode' category, in which Candace Owens' podcast was ranked, the following are the top 10 podcasts, per Podscribe.
#1 Candace – Candace Owens’ show tops the charts with 3.6M downloads per episode, up 25%."
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:21 PM (Ot/FD)
Second, Candace and her husband worked for TPUSA. Iirc, he was head of the UK branch. Have seen speculation that her hubby may have wanted to take over after Charlie was killed, with Erika standing in his way. No idea if this is remotely true, but it does add to potential background context.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:21 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: ace
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Oh that's right -- i forgot.
I wonder if that was also part of the settlement.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:21 PM (M5Q22)
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I don't think so. I think it is because they agree with 90% of her stuff and think having her out there is better than not having out there. Just another voice for the Woke Reich. They need her to split the right. And so they are willing to stay silent on the rest.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 05:22 PM (GD0B3)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 05:22 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:22 PM (VFxHp)
What makes this dangerous is that this malign narcissist keeps saying someone should "stab" these "hybrids" "with a blade" to ascertain if they are humans or robots.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:24 PM
That's wild. I wonder if she's on shrooms? They can cause reality to seem unreal.
Remember the airline pilot who got fired because he was hot-seating on another flight, and suddenly lunged to try and turn on fire suppression, which on that model of plane could've shut down the engines and caused a crash? There was more to the story. He was on his way back from a memorial service for a buddy that died, where he and his friends had done mushrooms; and he was apparently still high on psylocibin, because he hallucinated that he was hallucinating.
It sounds meta, but I mean that he thought reality was unreal, and he was trying to break out of his "lucid dream" by killing himself in the dream. And he remained wildly nuts for hours after taken into custody.
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:23 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: the Zutt at April 16, 2026 05:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Muh Bad at April 16, 2026 05:23 PM (anL5R)
She has something like 1.4 million followers just on her Youtube channel.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
Well I guess she has. She's gotten worse. I think she's about a day away from putting on her Miss Havisham wedding dress and waiting for Charlie to come back.
Posted by: bluebell
She has a continuous line where she does sociopathic things and then gets fired. E.g. Charlie Kirk in 2017, Daily Wire in 2024. She has never been normal and doubtful if she can be.
Messed up childhood which is too long to get into and I don't want to start any sectarian nonsense but her upbringing was unstable from the get go.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Yeah, it was a payoff or cover for something. I think. Maybe they were afraid of a left wing jury, but it feels like a fraud.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:24 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 05:24 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: whig
Sectarian? She wasn't a JW, was she?
I knew a girl who looked a lot like her who was a former JW. Also a nutter.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: JackStraw
She was hitting up to three million after CK's death and that is why she keeps on despite dropping about half. It pays for her and if you are in the front of a shit parade, you have to keep running to keep from your own warped followers from turning on you.
She will ride the Erika story until she gets sued for libel after the conviction of troon lover boy. Then she will look for a new target for her beady psychotic eyes.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (GD0B3)
YT literally defunded and shadow banned mild mannered Bill Whittle, yet CO and TC remain finded/platformed?
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (rLdRG)
I knew a girl who looked a lot like her who was a former JW. Also a nutter.
Posted by: bob (
Yes at least in childhood and her parents were not exactly stable people either from the stories put out there.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)
YT literally defunded and shadow banned mild mannered Bill Whittle, yet CO and TC remain finded/platformed?
Posted by: 13times
Google will do anything to dump on conservatives including keeping the nutcases and sociopaths on to destroy the credibility of the right. Their algorithms are designed to raise particular individuals' profiles on purpose for political meddling. And from prior testimony, they hand code such hit jobs on purpose into the feed algorithms.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)
Has a crime been committed by C.O. at this point?
If a crime is committed, how is it to be handled?
I think a criminal charge would work a lot better than a lawsuit.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pW3IX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (BI5O2)
You nailed it Ace. That is what is driving this psychotic woman's obsession with Erika and the threat she poses to her and her children. Look throughout history at both famous and infamous cases of psychotic females who either orchestrate or commit these acts themselves all based on envy of other women who they felt got what they felt they should have had.
She should be behind bars either in a mental institution or prison I don't care. I am afraid that one of her deranged followers will get to Erika and I pray that her security is tight and also that there are legal processes in place working to put Candace on some serious legal notice.
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: anachronda at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2026 05:39 PM (8uzBS)
yep
Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (8uzBS)
Smashing a plate of FSM in their faces is supremely satisfying.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (rLdRG)
It was a rhetorical question! But you might as well spell it out.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (rLdRG)
Posted by: Glenn at April 16, 2026 05:51 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 16, 2026 05:57 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (oiNtH)
Ahem. RICO
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (jYRYu)
Posted by: OldManMike at April 16, 2026 06:37 PM (b0ILp)
Posted by: JackStraw
She was hitting up to three million after CK's death and that is why she keeps on despite dropping about half.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM
Grok:
As of mid-April 2026, Candace Owens' main YouTube channel (@RealCandaceO) has approximately 5.96 million subscribers.
This figure comes from her official channel page and tracking sites like SocialBlade, vidIQ, and HypeAuditor, which consistently report it in the 5.95M–5.97M range (with minor daily fluctuations of a few hundred to a few thousand).
Overall trend: Strong acceleration starting in 2025, especially after her departure from Daily Wire and independent launch/expansion of "The Candace" show. Growth has been robust into 2026 (tens of thousands per month recently, with occasional bigger spikes), though the rate has slowed from the explosive 2025 phase as the base has grown larger.
https://bit.ly/4ergwFZ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 16, 2026 10:52 PM (P5BPp)
A Violent Madwoman Was Set Free After Setting Her Father on Fire -- And Now Stabs A Three-Year-Old Child During a Kidnapping
A court decided that she was too incompetent to stand trial.
But instead of locking her away in an asylum, he allowed her to "remain in her community" unless her mental health team recommended incarceration -- which they didn't. And now, a three-year-old child has been stabbed.Daniel FriedmanThere are very compelling photos of this madwoman on the verge of stabbing the child with a butcher's knife (which she also stole, of course). She did in fact stab the three-year-old, though he's expected to recover. I was going to post the photo but I think it's probably too upsetting. You can see it linked at Twitchy. The photo doesn't show the actual stabbing, just the moment before it. Note that she has a long history of enriching our culture.
@DanFriedman81
Two years ago, Naomi Guzman doused her father in lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, then broke into a church and threatened a priest with a knife. She was found incompetent to stand trial and released. Today, she abducted a toddler and stabbed him before she was shot and killed by police.
No one is reporting that Noemi (proper spelling) Guzman is a US citizen or illegal alien, which, I think, is strong evidence that she's yet another Maryland Man.
In 2024, Guzman was arrested after she allegedly stabbed her father and attempted to start a fire inside his home, KETV reported.
Guzman reportedly doused her father in a flammable liquid and cut him with a knife before fleeing the home. She then broke into nearby St. Frances Cabrini Church and began destroying items inside the rectory while armed with a knife, according to KETV. A priest at the church reportedly called 911 and subsequently barricaded himself inside a room as Guzman continued her attack. "Whatever room he was in, she busted through that room just as they were extracting [him] on that ladder truck," Lt. Jake Ritonya said at the time of the incident, KETV reported. "And then she was armed with a knife. So obviously it could have gone very bad." Guzman then proceeded to barricade herself inside the building and allegedly sprayed bear spray at authorities as they attempted to make contact, the outlet reported. "There was bear spray in the rectory that she sprayed at my officers when we tried to make contact," Ritonya said. "So we tried multiple avenues to contact her with drones and negotiators, and it just wasn't -- she was in a mental health crisis." She was subsequently taken into custody as she attempted to jump out of a window, but later released on her own recognizance while facing four felony charges, according to WOWT.
Klaveec
@klaveec 20h Translated from Spanish #UNUSUAL Nebraska police shot and killed Noemí Guzmán, a 31-year-old Latina, after she stole a kitchen knife and attacked a 3-year-old child. Guzmán took a knife from a store and approached the child, who was in a shopping cart with his caregiver. Under threat, she forced the woman to walk ahead of the cart while she pushed it toward the parking lot. Officers arrived at the scene and confronted her, and despite requests to drop the weapon, the suspect refused and began stabbing. Due to the imminent danger, they fired their weapons, wounding her, and she later died at the scene. The child suffered a cut on the face and a wound on the hand.
Wesley Yang
@wesyang It's completely insane that being too crazy to stand trial results in a violent criminal's release rather than permanent protective custody without appeal
Uubzu v4
@uubzu That's your child, who has no idea why the world is this way and is counting on you for protection And with your child, a demon. The System has determined that the demons must roam free
The below video is worth the watch. If you skip to 12:05, you can see an antifa-type say that he doesn't like police bodycams -- because, of course, they disprove the lies and hoaxes pushed by BLM and antifa.
The Noemi Guzman pipeline:
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) April 15, 2026
- Tried to burn her father alive
- Threatened a priest with a knife
- Ruled insane — released
- “Abolish ICE”
- “No one is illegal on stolen land”
- Kidnaps a 3-year-old at Walmart
- Slashes his face
…before finally being stopped by police
We call… pic.twitter.com/rObLXDSoqU
Like the trans-identified male, Jonathan Richardson, who was convicted of the brutal murder of his stepdaughter. He was released a full 30 years early. He now has the privilege to open an OnlyFans account under the name Autumn Cordellioné; I guess that's his reward for serving less than half of his 55-year sentence. The thing is, everyone was silent about his release in late December 2025.
Noemi Guzman took a knife from Walmart before attempting to kidnap a toddler by forcing the child and his guardian into the store's parking lot.
— American Woman (@AmericanFWoman) April 15, 2026
Omaha police arrived and were forced to fatally shoot the suspect after she refused to drop her weapon and ultimately slashed the… pic.twitter.com/IwQkBGq62Z
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Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:22 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 03:22 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
Like I said this morning, if you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be set free. It's no charity to her or the public order to have done so.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (bZMcG)
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 03:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
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The stabby woman is in the Epstein files! She accused Trump of giving Epstein a rimbjob in Antarctica, and the FBI refused to investigate, so the only recourse was to stab a three-year old white boy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:24 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:25 PM (TxYmD)
Like I said this morning, if you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be set free. It's no charity to her or the public order to have done so.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (bZMcG)
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"Oh, too crazy to stand trial? Well, instant death, then. Bring out the firing squad!"
"Wait! I feel my sanity coming back!"
"No take backs."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:25 PM (B5oTI)
And there's people who think that was a bad thing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Doctor Mew at April 16, 2026 03:25 PM (XodLO)
Is that a common feature of rectories?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)
When I was a teenager, I remember a lot of people incredulously talking about the insanity defense. Then it became a common topic of conversation for others to push back and say something like, "No, you don't understand. First of all the insanity defense is very rare. Second, it's not like they just let you go if you're found incompetent to stand trial. They just put you in a mental facility instead of going to jail."
Yeah, about that. It seems like sometimes they really do just let dangerous, insane people wander about. They're not in jail. They're not in a mental facility. They're out there setting fire to people and stabbing kids.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Brice at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (r/u1q)
Oh, remember that time a known crazy man killed a federal judge?
And the left made the story about Sarah Palin putting out a flyer with targets of districts to focus campaign funds?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (HXT0k)
You do time in the psych hospital first, then, assuming the doctors decide you're all better now, you go to regular Big Boy Jail for the rest of your sentence.
We've had this since the psych doctors cut Charles Meach loose after he was committed for murdering a retarded supermarket bagboy.
The docs decided that Charlie was all better now, and started giving him passes to go out in the community.
Then he murdered four teenagers who were camping in one of our parks... they surprised the shitstain while he was robbing their campsite.
Oops. Guess Charlie wasn't all better after all.
Meach is now inhabiting a somewhat ... warmer ... clime. Too late for those kids, but we do now have "guilty but mentally ill", which has been used in numerous high-profile cases.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (kX27y)
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He and his family will never completely recover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)
Maybe it was bare spray
Posted by: Brice at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (r/u1q)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (GD0B3)
Disappointed in the priest/pastor in her earlier incident. If you're going to go un-armed you had best have confidence in the Lord God Almighty that he will save your butt, because the only right answer was for him to stop her from damaging things in the sanctuary and try to save her soul. He ran and hid.
Of course, I also think there should have been a policeman guarding his six as he got onto the fire ladder, and they should have shot her as she entered with the knife. Immediate, decisive consequences are the only way to end this woman's reign of terror.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (FmapG)
Is that a common feature of rectories?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)
I was wondering about that. Too bad the priest didn't use it on her.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (E0Kkk)
She was going to go to CUNY, the Cutlery University of New York.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle)
did you do the crime?
ok well you get the prize then
idc how nut bar you are, you win a date with ol' sparky anyway
thanks to that cop for shooting her dead btw
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (j+aD2)
I am sure those Mental Health Experts have no biases re. the Mentally Ill.
Positive, in fact. I mean...they are obviously gonna be highly qualified experts in their field. No?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (rJ48h)
that's a different person, a killer tranny let out of his sentence 30 fucking years early.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (E0Kkk)
Different.. The tatted one killed his/her stepdaughter and was released early from prison
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 03:30 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 03:30 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 16, 2026 03:30 PM (CwhoI)
OMAHA, Neb. (WOWT) - First Alert 6 has learned that just hours before police shot and killed Noemi Guzman, she had been taken to a nearby hospital.
Early Monday morning, Omaha Police responded to a QuikTrip gas station in the area of 32nd and L streets for a domestic disturbance call.
Officers spoke with Noemi Guzman who claimed she had been assaulted and had some injuries on her arm. At the time, she declined to go to the hospital and officers documented the incident.
The following day, OPD and Guzman met again.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)
If you deal with them whether it is commitment to an asylum, prison, or the death penalty, crime drops, and dramatically so.
If you get them out they will act out there is no serious way to incentivize them not to.
And you can see this pattern play out again, and again, and again where we have some sort of reform that let's them out and crime goes up, and another reform that puts them away and crime goes down
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)
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Yep.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (FmapG)
which is ... really dumb. you need to stay in the store and yell and stuff!!!
so who was that? a babysitter? that person was also likely traumatized
never ever go to the second place
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Amy Bishop at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (bss/y)
Is that a common feature of rectories?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)
How are the woods around Omaha NE set up for bears?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (E0Kkk)
M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:32 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:32 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: Retired, thank God at April 16, 2026 03:32 PM (va0Yo)
She's just stabbing the toddlers that Americans won't, really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)
Violent crime has been steadily decreasing since the 90s. If that's the result of "being soft on crime", maybe we aren't soft enough.
Several years ago, the OWH did a series on the mental health facilities and options in Nebraska. The state pretty much failed in every metric. Not enough beds for those needing long term treatment. Insufficient facilities for short term in patient treatment. Shortage of caregivers if all kinds.
I went to her FB page, she’s just a normal woman, posting about clothing she likes and her boyfriend. She had a complete mental breakdown. I am so sad for that little boy too.
Yea I don't think any additional context is needed. I can't imagine even in Reddit that someone thinks this was not a justified shooting.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 16, 2026 03:31 PM (Kt19C)
I was waiting for this one. Thought of making it my first comment.
'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (bss/y)
Its a Leftist scam
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (EiVGI)
So not a single country on earth has the right to control its borders?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Q/FnY)
no see no
you don't understand
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN UNDERSTANDING INSANITY
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)
did you do the crime?
ok well you get the prize then
Mens rea is a cornerstone doctrine of the law. Throwing that out would be bad for everyone. Letting nutbars roam the countryside and attack innocents is also bad for everyone. We need to warehouse more people.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Danger Hair Never Lies at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (anL5R)
Give them to the Corn Fields.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)
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Yeah. A normal woman who had doused her father with lighter fluid and tried to light him on fire.
But she likes clothes, so she shouldn't have been jailed forever for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (mkw2N)
Well, they didn't do that, then. They do it now.
And, there was actually some push back on recidivism in-between then and now. In the middle was where we got three strikes laws. Which are now mostly gone or unenforced. In the space of 40+ years.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (IxSmD)
Bounties for pairs of ears? This might improve things.
Posted by: pudinhead
Do the ears have to match?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)
I'm thrilled to expose all the bad actors, cops and crooks alike. Lots of lying violent cocksuckers in both groups. Nobody should be getting away with any of the bullshit.
Posted by: Make them all accountable for their deeds at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (TxYmD)
This isn't getting enough love.
Posted by: BIP at April 16, 2026 03:35 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (CWTWj)
I believe that's the other sicko "American Woman" mentions in that tweet.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:35 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 03:36 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:36 PM (E0Kkk)
Bounties for pairs of ears? This might improve things.
Posted by: pudinhead
Do the ears have to match?
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Nah, but they have to be a left and a right ear.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:36 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)
The problems the left doesn't want to talk about:
1) Healthcare bureaucracy costs have exploded because of increased government regulation. This took ALL of the savings of computerizing systems and way, way more
2) The US is providing free healthcare not only to its own poor, but millions of legal alien residents and tens of millions of illegal aliens
3) The kind of relatively low cost asylums we had back in the day would violate all sorts of modern healthcare mandates.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 03:36 PM (n5tGW)
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Ingrid Goes West.
Recommended, especially for those who have a thing for Aubrey Plaza but feel like she could be a bit...crazier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (B5oTI)
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Just another lightbringer, solving societies problems, one baby at a time.
Posted by: that's what she thought at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (anL5R)
Violent crime has been steadily decreasing since the 90s.
Just like the temperature has been increasing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Cqx++)
There's plenty of financial support for social and medical services. The problem we have is the law makes it really REALLY hard to involuntarily commit someone. As it is now, you either have to commit a horrific crime, or you have to be just sane enough and humble enough to self-commit to a facility.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (mkw2N)
A bullet is cheaper. Godspeed to the little one on a full recovery.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
no see no
you don't understand
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN UNDERSTANDING INSANITY
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)
don't you want to get to the root cause ????
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)
The state that claims a monopoly on the use of force to protect society is actively seeking to harm society.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Ot/FD)
And, there was actually some push back on recidivism in-between then and now. In the middle was where we got three strikes laws. Which are now mostly gone or unenforced. In the space of 40+ years.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (IxSmD)
Yeah, all the teeth of the three strikes law were going to fail when the government never charged them on the third strike. Now we don't charge them on the first or second.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)
Violent crime has been steadily decreasing since the 90s.
Just like the temperature has been increasing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Cqx++)
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Well, it's just a coincidence that that's happened with the expiration of the assault weapons ban and the explosion of gun ownership in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (B5oTI)
Everyone was so nice to her. They retreated, disengaged, obeyed her commands, let her destroy things at will. It would have been so easy to just bash her head in with the nearest heavy object; which is in fact the proper response.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (E0Kkk)
Believe that is the other woman the tweeter mentions.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (IxSmD)
This is basically the same reason Iryna Zarutska got stabbed to death
Posted by: Psychotic break? Nah, let him go it'll be fine. at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (TbWk/)
>2) The US is providing free healthcare...
>3) The kind...
There IS a Fertilizer Shortage, at the moment.
Just saying.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (3JuEJ)
This is one of the greatest self owns by the left. When it was being debated the right generally opposed body cams and the left supported them, because both sides expected a bunch of questionable police activity would come out and for the most part its been just the opposite. People are getting to see just how insane and ridiculous the "criminal community" are.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (2ap+5)
That was my thought, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)
Now that they are gone there are zero alternatives. Most hospitals do not have dedicated psych wards and those that do only have a few beds available not nearly enough to treat the number of people who are referred to them.
At this point we are literally out of options for people who aren't mentally fit to stand trial unless the judge does the right thing and has them involuntarily committed, and that is a tough legal hurdle to jump.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 03:39 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)
often its some crazy drug dispensed by a condoned criminal cartel or a doctor feelgood as 'treatment'
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:39 PM (8avO+)
I wonder if this is a typical scenario.
Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2026 03:40 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (j+aD2)
The problem is in determining they did the crime. If they are crazy they can't participate in their defense. And the courts say "the right to confront your accuser" can't be adequately handled if they can't participate.
So, the natural extension of the right becomes a giant process hurdle to the truth and to justice.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:40 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:40 PM (E0Kkk)
Has anyone seen the video? I haven't, but I know sometimes these things happen really quickly. It's also possible the nutbar was moving around close to the kid and the cop didn't have a clear shot.
Again, I haven't seen the video. Maybe the cop was negligent. I don't know.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Queen Maria of Portugal at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (gKWVE)
exactly.
we'll get there, I suspect.
was recently at dinner at a very nice place when I noted a hobo had snuck in and was actually going around the dining room asking for money!!!
he came near our table and I turned right to his face and yelled "No! Get out!" really loud and as deep-voiced as I could. my friends were shocked.
BUT he stepped back, and finally someone from the restaurant escorted him out. lol.
I'm over this. I'm over it. fuck MENS REA
I do not care. it's all empiricism. you did that. you pay the legal price. the end. if you were possessed - if I were possessed! - and the demon forced me to stab a child? I would WANT TO BE PUNISHED ANYWAY
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2)
maybe some like j j will remember billie boggs
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
I think this is a critical point. The women didn't lapse into a catatonic state or run around naked fleeing from invisible aliens or something...she violently attacked someone.
We shouldn't treat these two sets of "crazy" behavior the same.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Ot/FD)
If some bullshit judge released some psycho who goes out and harms a family member of mine, I would be hard pressed not to seek my own justice. I'd probably get talked out of it, but not before making life very uncomfortable for someone.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (2WIwB)
So, the natural extension of the right becomes a giant process hurdle to the truth and to justice.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:40 PM (IxSmD)
Then make the defense attorney or some proxy advocate do it for them. Incompetence shouldn't be a get out of punishment for free card.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)
Since Congress is worthless, perhaps the building can be used as a mental health asylum. Some of Congress should be there as well.
As a mother I cannot imagine seeing this happen to my toddler. I would probably be in prison and she'd be free to stab again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2026 03:42 PM (WONhk)
yeah I watched the video that's why I'm all het up
I think the cop did fine. I might go off quicker but it's best I'm not a cop, kwim?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 03:43 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the impondarbles at April 16, 2026 03:43 PM (Kynoq)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
I felt the same way then as about the Epstein Files: Let Justice be done, though the Heavens Fall.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Of course, the left just denies or refuses to cover it.
Plus it has the exact same effect as with the thing we were talking about wrt the dem v repub sexual assault- it encourages people to be above board and tighten up on any loose shit they might think about doing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:43 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 03:43 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
Truth be told a lot of questionable police activity has come out, such that there's a thriving cottage industry on YouTube dedicated to it. However what we aren't seeing are the fever dreams of the "they're just running around shooting black people for sport" grifters who make money of those lies, such as BLM, university professors, and Ben Crump.
Posted by: Like I said, get all the bad actors at April 16, 2026 03:43 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (AlhUl)
Yes, I get it, they don't understand what is going on but neither do I. That's why we hire lawyers, to be professionals that represent us in court. Because it takes an expert to understand what is going on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (uEYKS)
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Well, after she was done with the kid, she was coming for them so, you know, blam blam blam blam blam.
I suppose they could make the case that they didn't want to accidentally shoot the kid. That would be bad. And once she started to stab the kid they had to act.
It happens pretty fast and shooting someone down, for most people, comes with some degree of hesitation before they do it. Unless you habituated to it. You sort of want to avoid it if you can.
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (mkw2N)
In the current climate I can understand the waiting for an overt act - which in this case is death or maiming for the kid. I'd prefer if they had the backing to shoot much quicker in these situations.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Chad-Alan Carr, the former Democrat Mayor of Gettysburg, PA, and president of lgbtq Pride org, has been arrested again on ADDITIONAL child s*x crime charges.
This time, he was arrested in Texas after he left PA following his initial arrest.
Authorities will now extradite him back to PA to face charges.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)
Yeah, that's it. Just like the complete mental breakdown she had when she tried to Bushnell* her father and kill that priest.
(* Aaron Bushnell is the airman who went full Vietnamese Buddhist monk outside the White House.)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (IxSmD)
https://is.gd/kUEoCw
Goes to YouTube.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (E0Kkk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (JCZqz)
I remember a news story from a few years ago - a white cop was called to a domestic disturbance in a black neighborhood.
When he gets there he sees two young black women one trying to attack the other with a knife. He yelled to stop which had no effect on the knife wielder so he drew his gun and shot her.
The FNM called this racism and he was given a through review of his actions by the police department and found that he did the right thing which caused the FNM to go nuts arguing that it is a part of black culture to have knife fights (yes they actually argued this)
I suspect every cop has this sort of thing in the back of their mind...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
oof he won't get what he deserves here then
I guess I'm too negative
what a pervy scumbag
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:46 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Danger Hair Never Lies at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (anL5R)
So will 3 .45 slugs to the chest and face.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:46 PM (IxSmD)
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Chad-Alan Carr, the former Democrat Mayor of Gettysburg, PA, and president of lgbtq Pride org, has been arrested again on ADDITIONAL child s*x crime charges.
This time, he was arrested in Texas after he left PA following his initial arrest.
Authorities will now extradite him back to PA to face charges.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
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This is a distraction from the Epstein files.
Stop talking about the pedophiles in our government so we can start talking about the pedophiles in our government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:47 PM (B5oTI)
I suspect every cop has this sort of thing in the back of their mind...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
It is part of cop culture to shoot people that have knives trying to stab people. So that cancels that.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 03:48 PM (VFxHp)
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Well, you have a right to confrontation etc etc. It varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction somewhat. If you a coocoobananas you really aren't able to get your rights since you are processing anything. Your lawyers can't really communicate with you or prepare your defense properly. Even if you are stupid, but not retarded, your lawyers can splain it to you, using puppets if necessary. And you can make choices, stupid one, but that is allowed by law. Obvs.
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at April 16, 2026 03:48 PM (anL5R)
In my experience "crazy criminal caught on bodycam" videos are way, way more common then "bad/racist cop" videos.
Again, not arguing there are none (and yes Afroman is a good example) but in aggregate these cams have been good for the cops
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (2ap+5)
Let's see the time on your trigger pull compared to a knife slash. And the legal consequences of pulling said trigger before she went for the child.
I know what I would have done. But I'm not a cop there.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:48 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:49 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:49 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:46 PM (IxSmD)
Now now. Let's not be wasteful. One in the pump house and one in the junction box usually does the trick. But of course it's always good to make sure.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:49 PM (2WIwB)
Where do you even start with a sentence so full of lies and bullshit?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 03:49 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (TxYmD)
the guy eventually killed himself. (i am a little hazy about the details.) i think the courts, maybe the supreme court, eventually ruled that if someone wants to plead guilty the court has to accept it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (CWTWj)
Is that a common feature of rectories?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)
How are the woods around Omaha NE set up for bears
There aren't any, that's how well the spray works.
Posted by: Brice at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (jr0Sk)
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decarceration. defund the police. the rot is deep. very very deep. The law schools are full of commie teachers brainwashing lawyers who become judges about equity and fairness being related to privilege...
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (anL5R)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 HOLY CRAP. Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents
She’s claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide
This must be IMMEDIATELY deemed null and void and she should be removed from power! TRAITOR.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (pDt9x)
Either or.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Danger Hair Never Lies at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (anL5R)
So will 3 .45 slugs to the chest and face.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:46 PM (IxSmD
You’re singing my song.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (LHPAg)
This is one of the greatest self owns by the left. When it was being debated the right generally opposed body cams and the left supported them, because both sides expected a bunch of questionable police activity would come out and for the most part its been just the opposite. People are getting to see just how insane and ridiculous the "criminal community" are.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
It was mostly data storage expense particularly for small police departments. That's come way down though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (okun6)
Where do you even start with a sentence so full of lies and bullshit?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 03:49 PM (guGkK)
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Well, it was.
And then it spiked horribly in 2020 for weird reasons we can't get into here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (B5oTI)
Is that a common feature of rectories?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)
Supposedly Catholic churches are at special risk of attack from cross-eyed bears named Gladly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (TxYmD)
I had that kind of feeling before Butler, PA. But then I've suspected some cra-cra shit from leftists was going to go down since 2016.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (pvf3X)
Technical question: when she had the kid, and before she cut him, why didn't a cop wade in and bash her away from him with a nightstick?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (azNOR)
About 10 ft from the door a woman sprints out at him raising a knife above her head.
The cop yelled to drop the knife and started reaching for his gun shooting her as she was about a foot from him. The whole thing took less the 2s.
Hell of a decision to make in that time isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (guGkK)
They're always spreading vicious rumors of the bears shitting in the woods to distract from their funny hats.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Authorities will now extradite him back to PA to face charges.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Be a shame if a few dads were, you know, just sitting around shooting the breeze, when this asshole showed up back in PA. And authorities kind of, you know, drove past the gun club on the way to the courthouse.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:53 PM (2WIwB)
The last time I said anything like this was like three days before Charlie Kirk we were all talking about some fight in the stands at some baseball game.
I hope just the fact that we're talking about this means I'm wrong.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:53 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
Often, it was "only to SKIP treatment and turn crazy again." (IOW, a willful act.)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (azNOR)
Because they want to go home, mostly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:46 PM (IxSmD)
Now now. Let's not be wasteful. One in the pump house and one in the junction box usually does the trick. But of course it's always good to make sure.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:49 PM
One thing I always try to teach my boys: always put one in the brain!
Posted by: Johnny Caspar at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 03:48 PM
That takes a enormous amount of court time and work from the social services and medical people to get to that point and frankly most judicial systems aren't going to invest the time and effort to do that unless they are forced into it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (0N4FZ)
I've been arguing for a while that these types should be arrested and I think it is about to come to a head.
If I went and helped some Somalians/Guatemalans commit crimes I'd go to jail. What this woman is doing is NO different.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
Massasoit said their problems would not come from the white man, but from other Indian tribes. They may have had some treaties (but no written language) but mostly they fought each other for "their land". White man mostly bought the land, or traded metal tools or rifles for land.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (vbXSk)
Technical question: when she had the kid, and before she cut him, why didn't a cop wade in and bash her away from him with a nightstick?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (azNOR)
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I always thought the cop would say "drop the knife" sotto voce with the gunshot as the exclamation point.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (pDt9x)
The difference, of course, is that no lunatic would ever get that close to my grandbaby, because a knife does not overpower my concealed carry. Crazy shit happens in Anchorage all of the damned time now, because of the bums and druggies, but it doesn't happen to me and mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 03:55 PM (/lPRQ)
She’s claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide
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DOJ should arrest Moriarity
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:53 PM (2WIwB)
Gary Plauché did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:55 PM (dK+Kv)
Then make the defense attorney or some proxy advocate do it for them. Incompetence shouldn't be a get out of punishment for free card.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
Absolutely correct. If they aren't competent to stand trial then they aren't competent to be running around. Appoint a guardian ad litem and, after a suitable period of institutionalization, make said guardian their stand-in.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM (yAteE)
Technical question: when she had the kid, and before she cut him, why didn't a cop wade in and bash her away from him with a nightstick?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (azNOR)
Officer safety.
Posted by: job number one at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM (xEZp2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Johnny Caspar at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/XbYZhMMLHGo
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (DwqWV)
The chronic patients in a nursing home place mostly held dolls and fought over cig butts. While wild I was never afraid for my life.
The really dangerous patients were in a state psych hospital that I did not have to go to, thank God.
I had one young man, a typical early 20's schizophrenic (I have seen three) sent to my 5th floor wing when I was a charge RN. He was rigid but quiet and pacing his room. At the time none of the windows locked and there was a ledge to step onto in the case of fire. I called admitting and asked wth he was doing on my floor. Then called his doctor and said he should not be here. The MD shrink told me to give him IM Haldol, which I did through his jeans while he was standing and cooperative (I told him). He did not seem to mind and was later transferred. I'm simply glad he did not jump out of the window.
My cousin did similar and rode on top of a freight train.
Another patient, in another hospital, did not recognize his own parents. Drug and alcohol screens negative, he was having a psychotic break.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM
I doubt it. Because they want to go home, mostly.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (4NO2D)
In the interim I think we could have a lot of fun if we started moving housing for the violent mentally ill into upper class leftwing neighborhoods.
Karen McAWFL and Judge ForeignBornElitist are both going to say we are racist/sexist/whatever for locking these people up, fine, let's make sure she gets to walk by them on the way to her favorite Asian fusion bistro...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 03:51 PM (pDt9x)
The difference, of course, is that no lunatic would ever get that close to my grandbaby, because a knife does not overpower my concealed carry. Crazy shit happens in Anchorage all of the damned time now, because of the bums and druggies, but it doesn't happen to me and mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DwqWV)
Good point tcn. I would kill them with my bare hands if not armed. Trust me, I would. I have buttons, when pushed, I see Red.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM
I guarantee that the local cops are running away from that $hit as fast as they can.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 03:58 PM (0N4FZ)
She’s claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide
This must be IMMEDIATELY deemed null and void and she should be removed from power! TRAITOR.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (kX27y)
Hey DA. Come try that shit on my neighbor. Lets just see how badass you are, Mary.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:58 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 03:58 PM (0N4FZ)
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"Who wants to fire the first shot of Fort Sumter 2, Electric Bugaloo?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:58 PM (B5oTI)
The defendants Dentsu US, Inc., GroupM Worldwide LLC (doing business as WPP Media), and Publicis, Inc. will no longer enter into deals that require them to restrict working with certain clients, according to the settlement.
“A coordinated group of woke, powerful individuals attempted to suppress that Constitutional right by manipulating ad agencies into sabotaging the reach, revenue, and credibility of conservative voices,” Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton said in a statement released on April 15.
The plaintiffs - including Florida, Indiana, Iowa, Montana, Nebraska, Texas, Utah, and West Virginia - alleged that censorship deals between ad agencies and companies had been happening in the background during the past decade, which limited rising voices in the alternative and online media space.
...
The alleged brand-safety standards were part of a campaign to demonetize prominent figures in the conservative space such as Glenn Beck, Steve Bannon, and the late Charlie Kirk, according to court document
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:58 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM (yAteE)
Wasn't it a bunch of deranged leftists crowing that soldiers should not follow illegal orders? Hmmm...
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (DwqWV)
Sounds like declaration of war to me
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: Johnny Caspar at April 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/XbYZhMMLHGo
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (DwqWV)
Classic.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (dK+Kv)
That is not how rights work. If its a right, I have the right even if I don't know what the hell is going on. I have the right to life even if I am asleep. I do not have to comprehend my rights in order to have them and for the state to have to protect them.
If someone is actually guilty of an act they are guilty whether they understand what they are doing or not. Being insane does not eliminate culpability. Being unable to understand the things going on in court does not negate their guilt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (uEYKS)
"You're under arrest!"
"No, YOU'RE under arrest!"
"Where's the Sherriff?"
"He's under arrest, too!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (Ot/FD)
I've been arguing for a while that these types should be arrested and I think it is about to come to a head.
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I could certainly be wrong, but a number of idiots have proclaimed thusly... "arrest ICE agents" or some such shit. And nobody takes them seriously, or acts on it in any meaningful way.
But until there's pushback, and they're confronted with the stupidity of stuff like this, it will continue unabated. Which is what the system apparently demands.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (AkEZC)
I saw this earlier and thought to myself that the damned hack in black needs to be vigilante justiced. Can 100% guarantee he, the head shrinks, and the craycray bitch would have already been disposed of had this been my kid, or wife.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (KtOUo)
Bartender Rule: if a bartender can be charged for over serving...
a judge should be criminally charged when they left someone go who goes out and injures or kills someone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (ERade)
https://tinyurl.com/4vdh2txr
Sadly, I can't find a good, raw video of the whole encounter. He ends up inside, and the homeowner confronts him armed with what looks like an animal feed shovel.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 04:01 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (EiVGI)
Sumter?
I never even met 'er!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (EiVGI)
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From the MN Star Tribune. Mary's really pushing it....
Gregory Donnell Morgan Jr., 35, of of Temple Hills, Md. was charged Thursday, April 16 with two felony counts of second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon in Hennepin County District Court. A nationwide warrant has been issued for his arrest.
This is the first criminal charge to be levied against an ICE agent for their actions during Operation Metro Surge. Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said in an interview with the Minnesota Star Tribune this week that while she can’t be certain, it might be the first charge of its kind nationwide.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (uEYKS)
Because the lawyer has to be able to establish timelines, alibis, whether eyewitness testimony is accurate, etc. He can't (supposedly) do that without the cooperation of the subject.
Part of the problem is that we all see the obvious stuff. But there's LOTS* of crime where the accused is not obviously guilty or the evidence is suspect. We've commented on those cases in the past. So, we need the evidence to be confronted and the accused's story heard, so the jury can decide. (It's a prime reason we don't allow hearsay - the accuser is not the person relaying the evidence, and therefore can't be confronted.)
(* It might not be as many as some would like to believe, but it's still a lot more than others would like.)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:01 PM (IxSmD)
This is actually an interesting point.
Because there is a strong legal standard that whether or not you understand the law you have to follow it and it isn't uncommon to see people fined or even jailed because they were normal people that didn't understand some overly complex law
BUT the same legal system will excuse you for murder if you aren't mentally competent...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Olson Johnson at April 16, 2026 04:02 PM (TbWk/)
Be interesting to see if the police will carry out those warrants.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM (yAteE)
I doubt that your average Meal Team Six has the stones to actually try.
Hey Ben! Mwah!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2026 04:02 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 04:01 PM (2ap+5)
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Remember, people thought this would be the reaction to the 2020 BLM riots.
Just vote Democrat and the rioting will stop.
That logic worked so well that after months of mail in ballot fraud, they had to shut down ballot counting in six states in the middle of the night and stuff the ballot boxes like Tammany Hall.
The American people don't vote for appeasement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:02 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (kX27y)
Her brain was stifled by lack of oxygen. Cops should have ventilated her skull when she was barricaded in the church.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 04:02 PM (utfVc)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 HOLY CRAP. Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents
She’s claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide
This must be IMMEDIATELY deemed null and void and she should be removed from power! TRAITOR.
Posted by: beckster
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If we had a competent AG they would have the local DA charged with violation of civil rights under color of law with the added spice of conspiracy as she sure did not issue the warrants all by her lonesome.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 04:03 PM (/lPRQ)
If someone is actually guilty of an act they are guilty whether they understand what they are doing or not. Being insane does not eliminate culpability. Being unable to understand the things going on in court does not negate their guilt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I call this the 'Old Yeller' solution to a rabid dog/human.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 16, 2026 04:03 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 03:56 PM
I doubt it. Because they want to go home, mostly.
Posted by: toby928(c)
We'll get them!!! Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!
Posted by: Antifa Retard, who thinks he look like Che Guevara, but actually is more beta than Barney Fife at April 16, 2026 04:03 PM (JCZqz)
Well the guy replacing Bondi is about to get a hell of a test isn't he?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
Sounds like declaration of war to me
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Insurrectionany that's for sure.
Maybe that's the next big thing. Couldn't kill Trump, gonna lose midterms. Civil war? Minnesota and who else against the Feds. Set Minnesota up to be the martyr so maybe some other states cali, wash state might join in?
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at April 16, 2026 04:04 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)
And, ironically, if it were a case of "a good guy with a gun" there would probably be less successful blowback to shooting her as soon as the knife was evident.
"Knife!" *BLAM!*
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:04 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2026 04:03 PM (/lPRQ)
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In reality, if the DA got her wish and the ICE agents were arrested by local cops, this is what would happen:
The DOJ would move to have the case heard in federal court because it's about federal agents in the execution of their duties. The state/local court would have no choice but to allow the movement.
The DOJ would take over as prosecution, and then they'd move to dismiss, and the federal court would have to accept it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:04 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:00 PM (AkEZC)
Time to DOX the people who run the Soros organizations that pay for the elections of these assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 04:05 PM (2WIwB)
I will not lose sleep over her death
Posted by: night lifted at April 16, 2026 04:05 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 03:28 PM (E0Kkk)
I read the content. Different nutcase, but one that deserves death, regardless. A murderer, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 04:05 PM (utfVc)
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Well, they aren't guilty until the trial is over. Right? RIGHT? (meme)
Take it easy Vader. We have trials before we declare people guilty.
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at April 16, 2026 04:06 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:06 PM (faK3k)
Sounds like declaration of war to me
Posted by: Skip
Its treason, then.
Posted by: Emperor Palpatrump at April 16, 2026 04:06 PM (JCZqz)
yeah its almost as if we would have to "investigate" this information in the same manner as someone who refuses to help the police and gives no information.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 04:06 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 04:07 PM (KtOUo)
Sounds like declaration of war to me
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Sounds to me like it's time for the MN State AG to step in and nip this in the bud!
And that would be ...
And the governor would be ...
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (EzAE5)
Posted by: Antifa Retard, who thinks he look like Che Guevara, but actually is more beta than Barney Fife at April 16, 2026 04:03 PM (JCZqz)
This is the real danger the ICE folks face. Now some little fucktard bounty hunter thinks he can go capture this criminal. And some are actually stupid enough to try.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (2WIwB)
It literally is.
An American government official protecting an invading force from the actions of the executive branch.
This is text book treason - no different then if a pol had tried the same to protect the "Japanese Undocumented Immigrants" in Alaska and the territories in '42
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
And that would be ...
And the governor would be ...
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (rj6Yv)
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The last Democrat to cross Tim Walz had a Tim Walz appointee show up at her door with orders from Tim Walz to kill her, which he did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (B5oTI)
Not if a psychiatrist determines they are too stupid or crazy, then we have no trial and set them free like this woman.
I mean I am obviously calling for them to be tried here, where did you invent the idea I don't think they should get a trial???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (uEYKS)
Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James faced intense backlash Wednesday over a now-deleted tweet targeting a Columbus, Ohio, police officer involved in the shooting death of 16-year-old Ma'Khia Bryant.
Bodycam footage released late Tuesday showed Bryant being shot as she was attacking another Black teen with a knife.
James suggested that the police shooting was unjustified coming on the heels of the conviction of former Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin on murder and manslaughter charges in the death of George Floyd.
"YOU’RE NEXT #ACCOUNTABILITY," the NBA icon wrote with an hourglass emoji over an image of one of the officers at the scene of Bryant's shooting.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:09 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:04 PM
I'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: Emmet Sullivan at April 16, 2026 04:09 PM (4NO2D)
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decarceration. defund the police. the rot is deep. very very deep. The law schools are full of commie teachers brainwashing lawyers who become judges about equity and fairness being related to privilege...
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at April 16, 2026 03:50 PM (anL5R)
Is this woman, the guy pictured with her in the last item in the thread, Irina's murderer, and every other violent criminal released into society the way Bammy wanted to staff his national police force?
Posted by: moki at April 16, 2026 04:09 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 04:10 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/4vdh2txr
Sadly, I can't find a good, raw video of the whole encounter. He ends up inside, and the homeowner confronts him armed with what looks like an animal feed shovel.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Not enough people are shot for their transgressions, and it shows!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ERade)
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That was just a coincidence!
Posted by: Some call me Tim at April 16, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Emmet Sullivan at April 16, 2026 04:09 PM (4NO2D)
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Well, except for the DC Circuit.
They're tyrants up in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:10 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (azNOR)
Because she had a knife in her hand and he couldn't get close enough to block it before she attacked with it.
Which is why I would have simply shot her outright and not messed around. But I'm not a cop and wouldn't have to deal with as much outrage over the incident as that guy would.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:10 PM (IxSmD)
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That was just a coincidence!
Posted by: Some call me Tim at April 16, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)
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"I don't care if the killer said he did it on Tim's orders. It's obvious he did it because the killer supported abortion!"
-the left's firmware
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:11 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
Tueller Drill.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:11 PM (IxSmD)
Ding, Ding, Ding! It's a Kentucky fried chicken dinner:
Rep. Thomas Massie.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:11 PM (faK3k)
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Well, they are doing my work.
Posted by: Bammy at April 16, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R)
Not if a psychiatrist determines they are too stupid or crazy, then we have no trial and set them free like this woman
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This really depends on the state. Many states make you go to a place until such time as you are able to stand trial, as it should be. If you are deemed legally insane, then you should go to a mental hospital for life. Period. I would much rather my tax dollars pay for this than endless appeals, and boob jobs for foreigners.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Antifa Retard, who thinks he look like Che Guevara, but actually is more beta than Barney Fife at April 16, 2026 04:03 PM (JCZqz)
This is the real danger the ICE folks face. Now some little fucktard bounty hunter thinks he can go capture this criminal. And some are actually stupid enough to try.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 04:08 PM
Bounty hunters don't do arrest warrants as there is no money in them. Their job is bail jumpers because there are BIG bucks in some of those bail jumpers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)
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OK, now we'll get to see what ICE is made of.
MPD is gonna do the right thing by the Marxists... they'll execute these warrants.
It's totally unlawful.
Shoot them when they come.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:13 PM (faK3k)
Ding, Ding, Ding! It's a Kentucky fried chicken dinner:
Rep. Thomas Massie.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent
That man is a menace and cannot join the democrats with MTG soon enough.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:13 PM (Wmg4n)
MPD is gonna do the right thing by the Marxists... they'll execute these warrants.
It's totally unlawful.
Shoot them when they come.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2)
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If the agents are still in the area, DHS will move them somewhere else just to avoid the actual confrontation while some exhausted assistant USA in Minneapolis has to add this bullshit to their caseload.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:13 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 04:13 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Dv3i1)
It is a real danger. They don't seem to be aware of it or don't care, one or the other. And it is a danger. Because Vigilance committees don't care about justice as much as revenge and punishment and the definition of who should be punished tens to get kind of flexible over time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (uEYKS)
I wonder if it's still in play.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
Tueller Drill.
Posted by: GWB
+1
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (ERade)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:15 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:15 PM (EiVGI)
I liked the last one but come on. Tom Cruise is like 70 and there are only so many stories of this kind you can tell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 04:15 PM (uEYKS)
I wonder if it's still in play.
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Tis.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 16, 2026 04:15 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 04:15 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:15 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Diogenes
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What's her name got booted because her guys shot white terrorists. When ICE starts defending itself as it should have been doing all along.
How it is reported will affect the national response.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:16 PM (faK3k)
I wonder if it's still in play.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (AkEZC)
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Not invoking it got MN to interact with DHS like Texas does. Meaning, local police call DHS when they interact with an illegal alien, they hold illegal aliens in honoring ICE retainers in jail, and they hand over illegals whenever DHS asks.
A city DA is not going to alter that state of affairs.
By the way, did you know that there were only about 100 agreements between local and state police and DHS at the start of Trump's second term to hand over illegals? It's now over 1600.
Every interaction in those 1600 jurisdictions where a police meets an illegal and even assumes lack of legal authority to be in the country gets a call to ICE to come and pick them up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:16 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (VFxHp)
Yeah, about that. It seems like sometimes they really do just let dangerous, insane people wander about. They're not in jail. They're not in a mental facility. They're out there setting fire to people and stabbing kids.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (mkw2N
And stabbing women on buses.
And pushing people off subway platforms
And ....
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: ...
So, finally accepting reality? I doubt it. We'll see a few more "TACOs" and "Trump's a fascist madman" before this is finished.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Notice how the wanted posters in the post office only say "Wanted" and not "Wanted Dead or Alive"?
THAT'S when America started going downhill.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (ERade)
(I don't have a kid. But if I did.....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Ot/FD)
I wonder if it's still in play.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (AkEZC)
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This is impeccable grammar. Thank you!
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 04:18 PM (2ap+5)
Ten Republicans voted with the Democrats:
Rep. Maria Salazar (R-FL)
Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE)
Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA)
Rep. Carlos Gimenez (R-FL)
Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY)
Rep. Mario Diaz Balart (R-FL)
Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY)
Rep. Mike Turner (R-OH)
Rep. Rich McCormick (R-GA)
Rep. Mike Carey (R-OH)
Posted by: Meaghan Markle at April 16, 2026 04:18 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Saudis working overtime to get those pipes up to maximum output.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:18 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: ...
So, finally accepting reality? I doubt it. We'll see a few more "TACOs" and "Trump's a fascist madman" before this is finished.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (JCZqz)
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They still have "Chinese tankers that ported at the UAE are making through the strait!" to cling to for a little while as Iran loses roughly $450 million per day of the blockade on Iranian ports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (B5oTI)
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No wonder Pope Leo sounds so desperate to protect the IGRC and the mad mullahs. They are in a desperate situation.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/37hz95dr
Posted by: Braenyard
That is a freakishly orderly office.
Talk about mental illness...
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Ot/FD)
And it shows, lol. 3 year olds are just babies. This hurts my heart.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:13 PM (B5oTI)
They'd have to move them to red jurisdictions, because any blue city cop will have to do right by the Marxists, too. Hence her declaration that the entire country is under Hennepin County's jurisdiction.
So in that event, you'll see a flood of these warrants from every sanctuary city, just to get ICE off their streets and curtail enforcement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 04:20 PM (2ap+5)
Good job Republicans
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:20 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:20 PM (VFxHp)
Rep. Mike Carey (R-OH)
Remember that John Kasich is from Ohio. We aren't sending our best.
Maybe J.D. Vance will change the narrative.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Dv3i1)
They'd have to move them to red jurisdictions, because any blue city cop will have to do right by the Marxists, too. Hence her declaration that the entire country is under Hennepin County's jurisdiction.
So in that event, you'll see a flood of these warrants from every sanctuary city, just to get ICE off their streets and curtail enforcement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM (BI5O2)
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I really think you think that Stephen Miller is some kind of pussy afraid of conflict.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 03:59 PM (uEYKS)
And HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE GUILTY?
That's the point of participating in their defense.
Or, are you claiming omniscience? Should we make you the Judge Arbiter? Are you just that wise and discerning?
The whole point of a trial is to establish their guilt. And LOTS of people involved as witnesses lie. And not every instance is as clear as a cop shooting caught on body cam.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Piper
Piper, I made a comment on an earlier thread about your post about the encounter with your husband. You are an extremely brave and strong woman. God bless you.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)
Good job Republicans
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:20 PM (EiVGI)
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No, they can't.
Since when does something passing the House but not the Senate and not getting signed by a president become law?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM (B5oTI)
Seriously. Not even a TRO or nothin'.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:22 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:55 PM (GD0B3)
And throw her off Reichenbach Falls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 04:22 PM (utfVc)
Open Source Intel
@Osint613
·
2h
REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester. What do you tell Iran?
TRUMP: Tell that to the Pope
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (faK3k)
Somebod dint pay attention when SchoolHose Rock was on.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:19 PM
Apparently that is the plan. I doubt it will work but it is what the liberals have come up with to try and thwart ice enforcement in their cities.
If one ice agent gets arrested by a local cop/sheriff that could set off a massive federal response and finally push Trump into declaring that jurisdiction has met the requirements to invoke the insurrection act.
We do not want that to happen but I am fairly certain the liberals want that exact thing to happen.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (0N4FZ)
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Three more years protected status...protected from what exactly???
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM
Some call him the Gangster of Love..
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (4NO2D)
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Exactly!
*surreptitiously hides lighter fluid and zippo behind back, keeping hair follicles safe, for now*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:21 PM (B5oTI)
I don't. So hopefully "bravely run away" isn't the tactic he embraces, because it will only embolden these people and make the problem worse. Stand firm, and send some Minneapolis cops to prison or the grave, if they don't relish being arrested and federally charged.
That will fix this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:18
Saudis " people" working overtime.
FIFY. Saudis don't work.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (EiVGI)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (EiVGI)
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Even if they do, Trump has to sign it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM (B5oTI)
When a judge refuses to maintain the state's part of the bargain, citizens will decide to revoke their agreement to forego violence. Which in their minds means the criminals as well as their enablers would be fair game. We need to not go there.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 04:25 PM (GZYu7)
2h
REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester. What do you tell Iran?
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That old Remington .22 LR would come in handy about now, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:25 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:24 PM
Shouldn't they be debating the SAVE Act?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:25 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bulg at
Thank you, but not really. Sorry I missed it, I had to run up to the studio to learn my classes for tonight. I’m in such a better place, and I am so blessed for that. The book will be written. 😂
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Wmg4n)
Don't eat Haitian BBQ.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 04:25 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (vFG9F)
That's the point of participating in their defense.
OK let me repeat myself because apparently people have reading comprehension issues here.
MY ENTIRE ARGUMENT IS THAT THEY SHOULD GET A TRIAL SO WE CAN FIND OUT THEIR GUILT
Is that clear enough? Is this making sense to you yet?
Nobody has to participate in their defense to find out if they are guilty or not. Defendants are sometimes totally uncooperative. Somehow, shockingly, investigators are able to determine their guilt or innocence despite not having help from the defendant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (uEYKS)
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Three more years protected status...protected from what exactly???
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 04:23 PM (qBdHI)
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Doesn't sound veto proof to me.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Something more permanent needed.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 04:25 PM
The pork is unusually sweet.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (VFxHp)
We do not want that to happen but I am fairly certain the liberals want that exact thing to happen.
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Why do "we" not want that to happen?
It's not like there's any real downside. The media can bleat about dictator Trump, but they can't do it without mentioning the interference with law enforcement that justifies anything he might do.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 04:27 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Deportation.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 04:27 PM (ERade)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:27 PM (EiVGI)
Three more years protected status...protected from what exactly???
Posted by: Lady in Black
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From being deported.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:28 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Piper
I'm so happy for you.
And I will buy your book.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:27 PM (EiVGI)
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Hasn't the House already done so?
Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 04:29 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 04:29 PM (Ot/FD)
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True, but what I worded poorly and should've said was why are they still here? And need to be here for some arbitrary number of 3 more years.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
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Yea, I do know that. It was, mostly, the core request/demand from the administration. Just cooperate with ICE when they have a legal detainer. Don't be assholes.
Yet, there are still jurisdictions that do not comply. And this broad's overreach should be met with extreme prejudice. As an example to the rest. Like, "we've had enough of your shit."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:30 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 04:30 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)
As soon as I hit Post I wondered about that.
Thanxs for the clarification.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 04:31 PM (2WIwB)
Yet, there are still jurisdictions that do not comply. And this broad's overreach should be met with extreme prejudice. As an example to the rest. Like, "we've had enough of your shit."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 04:30 PM (AkEZC)
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True, it's not everywhere. The entire west coast state governments have forbidden local interaction with DHS.
But the largest population of illegals is in Texas, and Texas is heavily complying. And, remember, the danger was that Biden was sending illegals into red states to change the demographics, and those states are working with DHS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:32 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)
The risk isn't from professional bounty hunters, to the extent they exist at all, but from Pantyfags cosplaying as bounty hunters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 04:33 PM (utfVc)
THAT'S when America started going downhill.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 04:17 PM (ERade)
Actually, it was when they started removing the bounty for actually dealing with them. The key is that ALL of the Wanted posters now say "Reward for information leading to the capture, arrest, or conviction of...". You aren't allowed to actually do anything about them if you're not a LEO or bounty hunter.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (IxSmD)
True, it's not everywhere. The entire west coast state governments have forbidden local interaction with DHS.
But the largest population of illegals is in Texas, and Texas is heavily complying. And, remember, the danger was that Biden was sending illegals into red states to change the demographics, and those states are working with DHS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 04:32 PM (B5oTI)
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Oh, please, Mr. Government do EBT cards next.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:34 PM (faK3k)
They put her on probation for a couple of years with instructions to not contact me but I got regular phone calls when she was intoxicated where she threatened to finish what she started or had someone she was fucking take me out.
No one in the system would acknowledge this even when I presented them with recordings. They threatened me for making the recordings because it's illegal.
There is no justice system in the US.
Posted by: pawn at April 16, 2026 04:39 PM (qVdj1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 04:26 PM (uEYKS)
Well, the Constitution says otherwise. (6th Amendment.) At a minimum, by a very reasonable extension.
And, you keep saying "We KNOW they're guilty!" And I challenge you that you don't. Except in certain cases - which is why we say "bad cases make bad law."
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 04:40 PM (IxSmD)
TRUMP: Tell that to the Pope
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You can see how this is going to go now can't you.
sure the tweet trump jesus was in poor taste. But ---It gets attention. It was designed to be cringe. It elevates the coming exchange and gets more attention focused on the relationship. Remeber the fake story about how somebody in the pentagon lectured the papal nuncio about interfering with the US. They knew an op was incoming. It arrived in stages, ham fistedly and lame. The Globalists miscalculated badly on Leo. Its going to backfire on them.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 16, 2026 04:41 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 04:49 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Oscar Meyer's Weiner at April 16, 2026 05:02 PM (NqcCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 05:02 PM (rGqqI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 04:18
Saudis " people" working overtime.
FIFY. Saudis don't work.
Posted by: From about That Time
Filipino and Paki workers.
Nothing lazier than an ME Muslim.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2026 06:18 PM (QovLg)
Posted by: PG at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (mZ4Tz)
UK "Legal" Advisors Tell Muslim Migrants to Lie and Claim That They're Gay
This would result in persecution if they were returned back home, though I don't know why it should be so, because everyone on the left tells me Muslim countries are not anti-gay at all, just anti-zionist or something.
So, as they do here in the US, people paid to advise illegal aliens simply tell them to commit perjury. And we pay their salaries to advise illegal aliens to defraud the system.The United Kingdom has an asylum system similar to the one we have here in the United States. The purpose of these systems is to ensure that the state doesn't deport anyone who is in danger of being killed if they are deported. Here in the US, especially during the Biden administration, the system was widely abused by migrants who were in reality here for jobs. But they had learned from other migrants or from progressive groups in this country that by claiming asylum at the border they would be allowed in to the country and it would probably take as long as 7 years before their case would be decided by a judge. In the vast majority of cases that judge would state the obvious, i.e. economic migrants are not covered by asylum laws. An order of deportation would be issued. But by that point, the migrant might have US born children and, whether they did or not, ICE would almost never come for them regardless of what the judge said. So long as they didn't get convicted of a felony, they were allowed to stay anyway. In the UK, the asylum system is similarly designed to protect people who might be in danger if deported. And today the BBC reports that has created an incentive for legal advisers to recommend their clients lie about their sexuality in order to convince authorities they would be targeted if sent home. In short, claim you are gay and you'll be allowed to stay.The UK requires "proof of homosexuality" but that's easily obtained. Hit the link to see how they fake their Gay Paperwork. No, they don't have to have sex with a dude to prove they're gay. One man just claimed to be gay and was told he could bring over his wife from Pakistan once he got asylum -- he would just then claim that his wife is a lesbian. Get ready for a shock:
A shadow industry of law firms and advisers is charging thousands of pounds to help migrants pretend to be gay in order to stay in the UK, the BBC has found. In the first part of a major undercover investigation, we reveal how migrants whose visas are due to run out are being given fake cover stories and instructed in how to obtain fabricated evidence, including supporting letters, photographs and medical reports. They then apply for asylum claiming to be gay and in fear for their lives if they return to Pakistan or Bangladesh... This group now makes up 35% of all asylum claims, which topped 100,000 in 2025.
The men trying this scam are disproportionately Pakistani.You. Don't. Say.
Related flashback: In January of this year, The Guardian wined and sniffled that "transgenders" were being denied asylum in Netherlands because, despite their insane delusions, America is one of the safest countries in the world for "transgenders." So they're held in refugee camps after they're denied asylum but are still waiting on their one appeal:
No other option': inside the refugee camp for trans Americans fleeing Trump Fear, abuse and eroding rights have forced many trans people to leave the US -- can they claim asylum in the Netherlands? Ter Apel, a small, unassuming Dutch town near the German border, is a place tourists rarely have on their itinerary. There are no lovely old windmills, no cannabis-filled coffee shops and on a recent visit it was far too early for tulip season. When foreigners end up there, it is for one reason: to claim asylum at the Netherlands' biggest refugee camp, home to 2,000 desperate people from all around the world.That flashback thanks to Greg Foreman. He points out that "normal countries," like the Netherlands, do not let "asylum seekers," almost all of whom are mere economic migrants not entitled to asylum, do not allow migrants into the country while their nonsense claims are scrutinized. Rather, they're kept in camps until their cases are resolved.
Some, like the Eritreans and Somalis, are fleeing war; the Syrians insist it remains unsafe for them to return home after the fall of Assad. But in the last year they have been joined by a curious new cohort: a bunch of Americans, who say they have feared for their lives ever since Donald Trump returned to the White House. Their presence has surprised many of the camp's residents. "My dream is to go to America or the UK. America for me is the paradise," said Usama, a 21-year-old Libyan-Algerian hanging around the main gate. "You can work, you can make a million if you have a good idea. Why they come here?" It is a fair question. Last year, 76 Americans claimed asylum in the Netherlands, according to the Dutch asylum and immigration ministry, up from nine in 2024. Unlike the UK, the Netherlands does not rent out hotels or houses for asylum seekers, instead housing them in fenced-off camps, officially called reception centres, dotted around the country. Many of the American refugees, like Jane-Michelle Arc, a 47-year-old software engineer from San Francisco, are transgender. In April last year she flew into Schiphol airport in Amsterdam and, sobbing, asked a customs officer how to claim asylum. "And they laughed because: what's this big dumb American doing here asking about asylum? And then they realised I was serious." Arc said the US had become such a hostile environment for trans people that she had stopped leaving the house "unless there was an Uber waiting outside". She said she had been abused on the street and using the ladies' toilets, and resolved to leave the country after a frightening incident when she feared a woman was going to run her over with her truck.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (x4y+Y)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (bZMcG)
How much for the little boys
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (3JuEJ)
-adult Muslim man with a boy companion
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (abIsI)
Welp, it’s over, folks.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (4KUe5)
I just assume everyone in the UK and the EU is gay.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (abIsI)
___________
That means lonely, frustrated pretty girls.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (bZMcG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (/+uur)
The only solution is to shut it all down for at least a generation, and send back anyone who went through the process in the last decade or two, just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 02:22 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (SunYI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (bZMcG)
"I will open learing center and live like king!" He continued.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (dbBUi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (gpQ8/)
Prove it! On me. Right now.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (/+uur)
That sort of easily verifiable truth is "muckraking" according to the LCMS (the alleged right wing Lutherans) president.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: David Mohammad French at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (guGkK)
‘s young girls?
That makes it worse.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta
Crocs.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (Ot/FD)
You're gay? Prove it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (bZMcG)
In the 80s soldiers in boot camp would try to claim that they were gay to get kicked out. Drill sergeants would whip it out and say prove it.
I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (NlEaG)
35% is unreasonably high, but I'll bet there are a lot of genuine poofters in this crowd
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Funny thing is, by the common American understanding of the word, they ARE gay. Plenty of them have no problem sticking their dick in a dude, especially a young dude. The common Pakistani man only objects to the receivers who like getting a dick stuck in them. Those are the gays they want to kill.
Most regular American men would say, "You stick your dick in a dude, you're gay. Giver or receiver, doesn't matter."
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (1S3fY)
They should offer them mandatory gender reassignment surgery upon entry.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)
Lie? Don't they like little boys for sex?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (gnNyN)
>> I just assume everyone in the UK and the EU is gay.
On my current gig I get to talk to a lot of Europeans and Brits, not only are they gay, they are also bug f***insane.
To the point you can’t have normal conversations with about anything outside of the work.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (xJBu+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (bZMcG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
You may not have noticed that the U.S. has entire congressional districts full of Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 02:27 PM (vslA3)
I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"
Posted by: blaster
When I was about to go off to boot camp, with great trepidation, my brother told me, "If you don't like it, just tell 'em your gay."
No.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
1. Demography is destiny, and they breed like rats.
B. Suicidally violent terrorists are surprisingly effective, given point 1.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (dbBUi)
(sorry I couldn't think of an appropriate meme so I figured I'd try that one)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (TxYmD)
You're gay? Prove it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (bZMcG)
As ace takes the stage...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
1. Demography is destiny, and they breed like rats.
B. Suicidally violent terrorists are surprisingly effective, given point 1.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (dbBUi)
Lol i was talking about the english....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)
To the point you can’t have normal conversations with about anything outside of the work.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (xJBu+)
I respected and thought highly of my late boss (he was from Germany). However, I really couldn't stand hearing him talk about environmental issues, especially when he floated ideas about putting solar panels on essentially "everything" even parking garage roofs.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (9Ovst)
https://tinyurl.com/2s5ve47y
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
A republican PAC needs to play nonstop ads of Steyer gyrating the white man's overbite dance on that stage. No man thirsty AWFL, hip minority, or young gen zer will vote for him after seeing that cringefest.
Posted by: Get to it, GOP PACS! at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (BqDO6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)
They conquered the world because of two reasons: a) British women and b) British cuisine.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (VFxHp)
Is it any surprise that their navy collapsed after they got rid of the rum ration?
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: probably true at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (anL5R)
Where do you think the saying, "It's not gay when you're underway," was coined?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
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Your average lawyer would burn his own mother at the stake as long as he could bill you $300/hour for it.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (9Ovst)
3) British Rum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)
Still waiting for someone to really explain why we need infinity third world immigrants, particularly those whose cultures are completely incompatible with ours.
Not the “diversity is our strength “ BS.
Pretty obvious it’s for cheap labor and votes, but why do we never even demand they try to sell it to the general public. How about a decent attempt at accountability?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (VFxHp)
Rum, sodomy, and fake lashes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Ot/FD)
Where do you think the saying, "It's not gay when you're underway," was coined?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Tubesteak Thursdays?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Crows at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Hah!
In that case, bringing a gun to a spear fight is unsurprisingly effective.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (dbBUi)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (2UnvF)
Do men-pretending-to-be-women type transgenders in the Dutch asylum camps have any issues with getting medical supplies to maintain their unhealed surgical wounds?
Posted by: Smitten NFL Coach at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 02:27 PM (vslA3)
Go out the door and take a left. Then make four more lefts. It'll be the first door on your left.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
1. Demography is destiny, and they breed like rats.
B. Suicidally violent terrorists are surprisingly effective, given point 1.Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (dbBUi)
I'd say two world wars slaughtering European Chads, plus the weaponization of Christian Guilt, and the rise of atheistic communism. But also what Mikeski said.
Lol i was talking about the english....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)
LOL. Badass British queens, the development of the plow and the armada. Guns, germs, and steel. There is a book about it.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Eng1Z)
also willowed:
He should be preparing for his defense testimony along with Fauci for the Covid op.
He was also argued to 9th Circuit that Little Sisters of the Poor had to provide for birth control in their health plan.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Av6i5)
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This would make a good SNL cold open
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 02:36 PM (bFU2z)
Posted by: alias at April 16, 2026 02:36 PM (IqaN9)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 16, 2026 02:37 PM (EmEaN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:37 PM (bZMcG)
Here’s the thing: don’t care if they are gay or straight, they should not be mass imported by the UK or any other western nation.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:38 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: alias at April 16, 2026 02:36 PM (IqaN9)
This isn't even a hypothetical.
We're in favor of letting in South African whites due to the similar form of oppression which they're facing.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 02:38 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2UnvF)
Underpants Gnoming the reason we need immigrants:
1) Western Country: We can't pay for our seniors to retire, must import third worlders to work and foot the bill!
2) Western Country lets in third worlders and immediately puts them all on welfare
3) The costs of everything skyrocket, so the government kicks the can down the road of when seniors can legally take their pensions, and seniors can't retire. Also their costs skyrocket so they can't retire
4) Third worlders bring over relatives and have kids that also go on welfare, making the problem worse
5) ???
6) PROFIT!
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (Eng1Z)
The Lord Chancellor, Lord Birkenhead, was asked by a judge in the course of a trial, "What should I give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied, "Twenty shillings, a guinea, whatever you have on you."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:40 PM (bZMcG)
"But is it a lie?"
--9 year old Arab boy rubbing his rear end
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:40 PM (uEYKS)
1) Western Country: We can't pay for our seniors to retire, must import third worlders to work and foot the bill!
2) Western Country lets in third worlders and immediately puts them all on welfare
3) The costs of everything skyrocket, so the government kicks the can down the road of when seniors can legally take their pensions, and seniors can't retire. Also their costs skyrocket so they can't retire
4) Third worlders bring over relatives and have kids that also go on welfare, making the problem worse
5) ???
6) PROFIT!
==
well you see it isn't intended to help everyone in the Country. Just us.
Import cheap labor
Pay them under the table
Don't pay witholding taxes or workers comp
Keep prices high
Profit!!!
Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 02:41 PM (anL5R)
Funny thing is, by the common American understanding of the word, they ARE gay. Plenty of them have no problem sticking their dick in a dude, especially a young dude. The common Pakistani man only objects to the receivers who like getting a dick stuck in them. Those are the gays they want to kill.
Most regular American men would say, "You stick your dick in a dude, you're gay. Giver or receiver, doesn't matter."
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (mkw2N)
That's also the ancient Roman spin as well. male to male sex was a death penalty offense because somebody was being "unmanned" by being the receiver.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:41 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2UnvF)
They sometimes try to call that icon of progressivism, Widrow Wilson, right wing as well too these days.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (uEYKS)
We can’t deport Haitians because then a Chinese meat packing cartel wouldn’t be able pay their federally subsidized foreign workforce less than a Sheetz cashier
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Keep them far away from us at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (TbWk/)
The Lord Chancellor, Lord Birkenhead, was asked by a judge in the course of a trial, "What should I give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied, "Twenty shillings, a guinea, whatever you have on you."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:40 PM (bZMcG)
The game 'gay or British' has been going on for a long time
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (xcxpd)
Ilhan Omar: bro, I KNOW you're gay, but pretend to be straight and married to me so you can stay in the West
NOW
UK: dudes, we know you're straight, but pretend to be gay so you can stay in the West
Make it make sense.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (EmEaN)
Ten Republican's vote with dems to further rape America.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (bZMcG)
They're only lonely and frustrated if you're 6'5, packing an 14 inch schlong and make 250k a year and love to cook. Otherwise, they'll take the bear please.
Posted by: Nelly at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 02:44 PM (Cqx++)
Biden was covertly flying them into our interior all four years he was residing at The White House. No idea if any were vetted, I'd guess not.
Not sure if he used the military or just private, but they would dump their loads late at night so they were less noticed.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2026 02:44 PM (vbXSk)
https://tinyurl.com/2s5ve47y
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
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Please be true.
Still, there are maybe two states that would take immediate advantage. FL for sure, and maybe AL, I believe.
The real impact will, be 2028 when more states have the ability to make changes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:45 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)
LOL. Badass British queens, the development of the plow and the armada. Guns, germs, and steel. There is a book about it.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Eng1Z)
Brits also were lucky enough to have eradicated much of its own noble class during their internal wars. Therefore the tradesmen and crafters had a proportionally higher influence while nobles had to go into the army or navy.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)
You get what you vote for and NYC is going to get it good and hard. Marxism crossed with Islam, what's not to love? Enjoy the decline, idiots.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (GUOwU)
Ten Republican's vote with dems to further rape America.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Please tell me this has to still also pass the Senate and get Trump's signature for it to mean anything (well, other than outing ten Republicans as traitors).
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2UnvF)
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Troll also doesn't realize that we stopped immigration completely for like 40 years from the 20s to the 60s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (2UnvF)
Who hasn't sucked a dick to get into the UK?
Posted by: Meaghan Markle at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (IifOV)
youtube.com/watch?v=FoAO0851FwA
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (bZMcG)
They're only lonely and frustrated if you're 6'5, packing an 14 inch schlong and make 250k a year and love to cook. Otherwise, they'll take the bear please.
Posted by: Nelly at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (6+ehB)
They have Modern Western Woman disease just as bad as here in the US, so yeah, pretty much.
Posted by: Exceptions for Muslim rapists only at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)
You get what you vote for and NYC is going to get it good and hard. Marxism crossed with Islam, what's not to love? Enjoy the decline, idiots.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (GUOwU)
Too bad we can't keep dipshits like Robert DeNiro there, who voted for Mamdani and is now bitching that he's going to be hit with the higher taxes he voted for.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (2UnvF)
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And identifiers for the dumbest of GOPers.
So, it has its uses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)
"I'm... fleeing violence?"
"But there is no violence.... just say you're gay."
"But I'm not gay."
"Yeah. And there's no violence, either."
"I don't understand...."
"Come on, just say you're gay!"
....
What the hell is this, some kind of prank or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (3JuEJ)
It was one of them 'holistic' strategereys that became greater than the sum of it's parts.
Evidently.
Honestly, I think this can all be traced back to booting churchill, and then establishing the welfare state. Closing down the mines and industry in conjunction with that put a lot of people on the dole, who then voted for more dole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)
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True, but for most progtards, history started yesterday.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2UnvF)
Where do you think the saying, "It's not gay when you're underway," was coined?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Tubesteak Thursdays?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)
Snorkeling?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:48 PM (xcxpd)
____
Who by the way, might all have received Trump's endorsement.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)
"NEW 🔴
US STATE DEPT ON CEASEFIRE: ISRAEL SHALL PRESERVE ITS RIGHT TO TAKE ALL NECESSARY MEASURES IN SELF-DEFENSE, AT ANY TIME, AGAINST PLANNED, IMMINENT, OR ONGOING ATTACKS"
well, that's been going on since the last "ceasefire" in 2024, so ...same same
Meanwhile..
"Israel will allow humanitarian aid into southern Lebanon for the first time tomorrow. Trucks from Samaritan's Purse, a Christian evangelical organization, will enter three Christian villages, Rmeish, Debl, and Ain Ebel near Bint Jbeil.
Hundreds of Lebanese residents remained in the villages after committing not to allow Hezbollah to operate from within them. The aid trucks were inspected today by Israeli security and will enter tomorrow under IDF escort."
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)
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True, but for most progtards, history started yesterday.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2UnvF)
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And then Kennedy decided that he was going to spearhead like 4 different immigration bills over about 25 years.
And America has gotten much worse, but that's only because the GOP went so far to the right on social issues and has nothing to do with a sudden influx of third worlders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (bss/y)
The UK tolerated the Fabian Society so long that they took over, as they planned to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (diia5)
____
Who by the way, might all have received Trump's endorsement.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)
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Sometimes, you have to endorse the incumbent Hispanic lady GOPer in the safe district because it's heavily Hispanic, there's no real competitor to her spot, and she votes how leadership demands on important bills that will actually pass even if she is pushing amnesty bills that have no chance of passing at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)
Leftist playbook dejour. See Virginia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (bss/y)
Still waiting for someone to really explain why we need infinity third world immigrants, particularly those whose cultures are completely incompatible with ours.
Not the “diversity is our strength “ BS.
Pretty obvious it’s for cheap labor and votes, but why do we never even demand they try to sell it to the general public. How about a decent attempt at accountability?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (4KUe5)
That's the feature, not a bug. People under threat rally to the government for protection. Since these world goverment types can't provide wealth, they need to have the populace afraid.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)
Honestly, I think this can all be traced back to booting churchill, and then establishing the welfare state.
___________
Correlli Barnett wrote a trilogy of books on how Britain ran itself into the ground after WWII.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:51 PM (bZMcG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:51 PM (4KUe5)
https://tinyurl.com/2s5ve47y
Posted by: Elric The Blade
I'll be in my bunk for awhile.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:52 PM (abIsI)
"Israel will allow humanitarian aid into southern Lebanon for the first time tomorrow. Trucks from Samaritan's Purse, a Christian evangelical organization, will enter three Christian villages, Rmeish, Debl, and Ain Ebel near Bint Jbeil.
Hundreds of Lebanese residents remained in the villages after committing not to allow Hezbollah to operate from within them. The aid trucks were inspected today by Israeli security and will enter tomorrow under IDF escort."
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (GD0B3)
Hez got a lot of de facto support because they controlled the aid from the UN. Now they aren't, which should help undermine them
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Do you lack compassion? Well! Good luck getting laid, incel.
Posted by: 25 year old female voter at April 16, 2026 02:53 PM (gKWVE)
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That's the mail in ballot case ?
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)
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That's the mail in ballot case ?
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)
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Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (B5oTI)
Ooo, eeeerie...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 16, 2026 02:55 PM (k9OZB)
You get what you vote for and NYC is going to get it good and hard. Marxism crossed with Islam, what's not to love? Enjoy the decline, idiots.
Posted by: Ripley
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Last nights picture of a dog representing a citizen fighting to keep its money from a government dog while another government dog was buggering it.
Classic.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 02:55 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)
no funds from the UN, no funds from iran, no weapons from iran, they might as well pack up and go to...Iraq or wherever they came from in the first place
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (3JuEJ)
Has he contributed $1000 or more to the No Agenda Show?
Posted by: human at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)
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Well, Arabs aren't actually from Iran. That would be Persians.
Maybe they can go to Saudi Arabia. You know, the country most pressuring the US and Israel to take out Iran's Islamic Republic government completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (bss/y)
I heard it said that the North Ireland troubles could not have been sustained if it wasn't for the welfare supporting the girlfriends, wives and kids of the gangs on both sides.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (9X60i)
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Chuck probably converted to Islam 40 years ago.
William still says the "religion of peace" shit.
They don't care about their own religion.
That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (9X60i)
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Chuck probably converted to Islam 40 years ago.
William still says the "religion of peace" shit.
They don't care about their own religion.
That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)
_________
The rampant incest didn't help either ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (2WIwB)
The rampant incest didn't help either ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Elizabeth II wanted her country's people punished for the wars her grandparents waged.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)
YAAA AA AAA A AA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAH!!!
Posted by: Queen Maria of Portugal at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (gKWVE)
Inbred whacko.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (Ot/FD)
William still says the "religion of peace" shit.
They don't care about their own religion.
That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)
Most of the religiously serious Anglicans either became RC or go to African versions of the Anglicans because the "UK" church became ultra woke about 20 years ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)
That's the mail in ballot case ?
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)
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Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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Well, that clears it up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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Well, that clears it up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 PM (faK3k)
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Not bad for an illiterate asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else, huh?
(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (B5oTI)
I just see her as holding her finger in the dike holding back the deluge. That's why she never stepped down.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)
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That is Spambooger from NJ. God save us from these fucks.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Weasel
Newsletter: subscribed.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)
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As monarch, she had authority to protect her people from invasion. She had veto power over legislation. She could demand resignations of ministers.
She did none of those things and nothing to stop the invasion.
Because she wanted it to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)
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Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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Well, that clears it up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 PM (faK3k)
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The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
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Clyburn in SC, man.
He had a good run.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 03:04 PM (bXbFr)
She did none of those things and nothing to stop the invasion.
Because she wanted it to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (B5oTI)
I think she effectively lost that power when the Brits forced that king to abdicate in the 30s, if not earlier.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I don't think it's inherently bad if their focus was entirely upon cultural heritage and critique of government that strays from it. It's more of a problem of ideological capture than just the institution. Marxism destroys everything it acquires.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (diia5)
That sounds like racism to me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)
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Then England does not have a constitutional monarchy and the people should not be paying taxes for their upkeep.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:06 PM (B5oTI)
The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Reconstruction ain't over yet.
And they wonder why the South is pissed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:06 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (EiVGI)
Stopping the invasion would have been in interesting test of those powers. When was the last time that actually happened?
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (GUOwU)
I guess after years of demanding that everyone bow to their particular perversion, they assumed a foreign country would as well.
Talk about a bunch of ill-adjusted self-centered asshats.
I hope they like camping.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)
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Well, Arabs aren't actually from Iran. That would be Persians.
Maybe they can go to Saudi Arabia. You know, the country most pressuring the US and Israel to take out Iran's Islamic Republic government completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (B5oTI)
dude, I am talking about hezbos from Lebanon, who are arab going back to Irq not Iran..there is a congregation of them in Iraq, will be easy to find, if anyone is looking form them
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)
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It has never been over. Roundheads and Crazy Quakers are the status quo. Oh, and they want to kill you and wear your skin.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Reconstruction ain't over yet.
And they wonder why the South is pissed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:06 PM (faK3k)
They have those all over, not just the South.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (8avO+)
(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)
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You forgot glowie.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)
(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)
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You forgot glowie.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)
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That's hurtful!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (DwqWV)
(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)
Back to trolling, eh glowie?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (xcxpd)
Back to trolling, eh glowie?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (xcxpd)
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I've never denied it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Ripley
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She could have poisoned that idiot who is now king.
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (faK3k)
Even if immigration stopped today, it’s too late. Legacy Americans are not having kids anymore. Foreigners are. Demographics is destiny. Best we can hope for is to slow the car down from 100MPH to 30 MPh as it approaches the cliff. Buy us a few decades before the end.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 12:03 PM (vslA3)
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Ask the dems how that worked for the hispanics. They will vote majority GOP in 28. Many think themselves white European heritage. Most of their grandkids don't speak Spanish and their kids won't understand it. The US with its freedom becomes quite intoxicating when someone isn't bribing you to think differently.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)
They've been in Lebanon so long they probably are as Lebanese as anyone. The usual dodge is to put them in another Muslim country like Tunisia or Morocco.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 12:03 PM (vslA3)
Liberals aren't having kids. Conservatives are doing better which is why the 2020 census was defrauded.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)
Of course, san fran where that dude was from, is actually paying for migrant trans operations.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 03:11 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Those dirty finger nailed, blue collar bitches deserve it good and hard.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:12 PM (faK3k)
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (faK3k)
Her family is idiots all the way down, it seems.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)
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Also, the white birthrate has collapsed purely because progressives have stopped having kids.
Conservative men are having 4 times as many children as progressive men.
Overall replacement birthrate is 1.3 for Democrats and 2.1 for Republicans.
Republicans are at replacement. Democrats are well below it because they've been telling themselves that having kids is selfish and the world is going to end anyway.
And, yes, most Hispanics think of themselves as white because, well, Spaniards are white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:13 PM (B5oTI)
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (faK3k)
Her family is idiots all the way down, it seems.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)
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We're going to find out that Harry is the best of them.
And he's fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:14 PM (B5oTI)
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard
One phone call:
"Hello, Mrs. Clinton? Elizabeth here. My son Charles has information that could lead to your arrest and imprisonment."
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)
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Meh, there are the Conquistadors and then the Mestizos and then the Indios. Hope for German Mexicans. They make great beer.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (FmapG)
(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)
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You forgot glowie.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)
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That's hurtful!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (B5oTI)
Please to not be forgetting pretentious, sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (bss/y)
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That was pre WW1 and 2. Those wars annihilated their fighting men stock.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (V4IXI)
And he's fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:14 PM (B5oTI)
I doubt that - the others weren't dumb enough to marry the bimbos.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat
You're saying that Diana was not a bimbo?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oldcat
Jeez, I seem to have missed that episode of "The Crown."
I thought her sister was the one into weird stuff.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Y8DZL)
Ten Republican's vote with dems to further rape America.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Please tell me this has to still also pass the Senate and get Trump's signature for it to mean anything (well, other than outing ten Republicans as traitors).
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (Dv3i1)
In fact, it still has to pass the House. The vote was on a "discharge petition" or some such construct to bypass the usual means of getting a bill to a floor vote. If you can't work the usual path of committee --> Speaker --> floor, then you take the "are we the baddies?" path of working with Dems to force it.
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (EiVGI)
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And 99% of those children end up in the lib tranny school system and then commie higher learning day care centers.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Kim "Katie" USA
@KimKatieUSA
·
2h
🚨 HAPPENING NOW: Mary Moriarity has issued two warrants to arrest two ICE agents for “assault” and is claiming “they can be arrested anywhere in the country.”
She is going to start a civil war with these warrants. Minnesota really wants to go to war with the federal government under President Trump. Bring it.
The proper federal response needs to happen right NOW. The DOJ under
@AGTtactical
must immediately move to quash these unconstitutional warrants, open an investigation into Moriarity for obstruction of federal law enforcement, and make it crystal clear that no state or local prosecutor gets to order the arrest of federal agents doing their job. Complete insanity.
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (kX27y)
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And 99% of those children end up in the lib tranny school system and then commie higher learning day care centers.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (TxYmD)
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That's actually not true.
Something like 60% of political affiliation is family influences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: pookysgirl, supervising mathletes at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (vslA3)
Tucker and Leo having a conversation would be must-see-TV!
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Oldcat
You're saying that Diana was not a bimbo?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
She was a Spencer, long time English nobility.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
I feel kind of sorry for Harry. He was in the army, flying dangerous helicopter missions in Afghanistan. By all accounts, he served with distinction. Then they pulled him out and he became the useless Spare with nothing much to do. Marrying American divorcées is always bad for the Royals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (bZMcG)
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That was pre WW1 and 2. Those wars annihilated their fighting men stock.
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Yes. Aside from Napolean, they waged war against people with bows an arrows or spears. Unless they were surrounded and well outnumbered the guns/cannons were going to win the day. The weren't particularly effective against a rabble with rifles in 1776-1781.
Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Y8DZL)
note the spelling.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)
I believe the correct term is 'Yacht Whore'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (bss/y)
Dunno if it's been mentioned but Peter O'Tooles' "The Ruling Class" from the 70's was, as it turns out, pretty spot-on about England.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Y8DZL)
It’s a roll of the dice. I have one kid that’s to the right of Genghis Khan. Also got one slightly to the left of Marx. I know a lot of families like that. Same family, same schools same everything. Some go one way some go the other way. No rhyme or reason.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:22 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: a.moron at April 16, 2026 03:22 PM (X5Jzz)
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PFHAG - Send in a capture team of US marshalls and haul this bitch in to custody. To encourage the others.
Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (anL5R)
They also bankrolled other Euro nations to fight major parts of the wars they did get into using money from trade, which once a war started they had virtually a world monopoly.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat
But still a bimbo, mentally.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
This is England, so the class you are is what matters far more than here. Markle was a loose grenade from the start, but I'm sure the universal contempt she got from the rest of the family didn't make her more stable.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)
I think if any of these gay-claiming 'refugees' get sent back to where they belong, the locals won't ostracize them or string them up for being gay. They will regard the claim of faggotry as a clever ploy to put one over on the Western dummies; which it is.
It's like their belief that boning a guy in the ass doesn't make you gay, it makes him gay. What a loser. Offering refugee status for gayness doesn't reflect badly on them, it reflects badly on the dumb weak Western society that offers it; which it does.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)
Russia!
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: The chamber of commerce"
**********
It took them quite a few attempts to fight the Boers to basically a draw.
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (GZK5U)
Fighting 2500+ miles away from your base is no picnic at any time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)
Russia!
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (GD0B3)
I was thinking about that for Gazans too. Drop a family in every village 50 miles apart from the Veronezh area to the Urals and see if they can get into mischief.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (2ap+5)
Meh, there are the Conquistadors and then the Mestizos and then the Indios. Hope for German Mexicans. They make great beer.
Posted by: pudinhead
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You forgot about the Irish.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (faK3k)
I would say I was bi to get in. Mostly opposite sex attraction.
Prove I'm not Bi, h8ers!
Heh, as Instapundit might add.
Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at April 16, 2026 09:47 PM (bexpN)
Israel, Lebanon Will Observe a Cease-Fire to Discuss a Peace Treaty
They don't want to be at war -- but the southern Shias do. And the weird thing is, it's the people who want to be at war who get to decide if you're at war or not.
BREAKING: Lebanese TV displays the flags of Israel and Lebanon.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) April 16, 2026
Truly unprecedented.
Real peace is on the horizon. pic.twitter.com/ef8PpshiVE
History in the making:
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) April 14, 2026
Israel’s ambassador to the U.S. Yechiel Leiter and Lebanon’s ambassador meet for the first round of Israel Lebanon talks.
This is very interesting. pic.twitter.com/OR5dc8OClj
Since Operation Epic Fury, Israel climbs to 17% of all content — 21 of 22 episodes (95%). Two new sub-themes emerge: Iran (9.4%), covered entirely as an Israel story, and Religion (8.9%). Combined, Israel + Iran = 26.4% of all spoken words. More than every other topic combined. pic.twitter.com/PumWOtW4ty
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) April 16, 2026
For those struggling to comprehend just how insane Tucker's 1-in-6-word obsession actually looks, read this:
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) April 16, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (2UnvF)
If that was the one about Lebanon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: But not Nixon. He was a chump. at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (bss/y)
What is this? #92,874?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: But not GHWB. He was also a chump. at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (pDt9x)
Challenge accepted.
Pretty, Israeli Defense force lady
https://tinyurl.com/3bf3yvjp
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:20 PM (bss/y)
Also, many lost their balls to a rare Pager Accident.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:20 PM (3JuEJ)
maybe I guess... didn't Lebanon finally take some anti-Hezballah action a few weeks ago?
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (1wjle)
https://tinyurl.com/466z2utk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:20 PM (bss/y)
Cute, fat butt.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (pDt9x)
But they have always refused to do that, and I don't see why that would change now.
Iran can't pay it's own thugs now, so they certainly won't be paying the Hezbollah ones. I'm more optimistic. Also, I'm sure Israel has made it clear that they can treat South Lebanon the same way they did Gaza.
Well, there's this:
And of course Iran pays the Hezballah terrorists, too.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (5Mjfi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (bss/y)
maybe I guess... didn't Lebanon finally take some anti-Hezballah action a few weeks ago?
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (1wjle)
Yeah, I am guessing that Trump has enabled many around the globe to finally find their Courage.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (pDt9x)
"Oh look, a cease-fire. Okay, been observed. Well, back to terrorising."--Muzzies in Lebanon
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (ynpvh)
I don't have hopes for these "peace" talks. Actual peace would require the north of Lebanon -- Christians, Druze, and Sunni -- taking military action against their own wayward terrorist moron cousins in the south, disarming them, driving out Hezballah. and posting soldiers in the south to keep an eye on the terrorists.
But they have always refused to do that, and I don't see why that would change now.
Well, there's this:
And of course Iran pays the Hezballah terrorists, too.
Iran can't pay it's own thugs now, so they certainly won't be paying the Hezbollah ones. I'm more optimistic. Also, I'm sure Israel has made it clear that they can treat South Lebanon the same way they did Gaza.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)
They keep mouthing the words...but haven't really taken real actions.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (3JuEJ)
I'm more optimistic. I think there's been a sea change in the middle east that even the retarded moron cannibals in the south will recognize. If nothing else, there will be much less money around to fund all this barbarism.
Iran has been raped in the prison shower by the entire cell block and left bleeding out of its asshole on the bathroom floor. Iran has to worry about itself now. It will have less geedis to spread around to fund terror.
USAID money almost certainly funded a lot of the ME dysfunction too. That's dead.
I think it's a different world, with a new sheriff in town, and most of the countries in the ME seem to get this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (TxYmD)
No legal land crossings between Lebanon and Israel.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (pDt9x)
Not bad for the Antichrist
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (bss/y)
Well I hope the grand plan for remaking the world is to kill off the ones financing the scumbags, and then kill off the scumbags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (snZF9)
Of course, Israel and Lebanon already have a long-standing ceasefire between them, with the conflict occurring between Israel and Hezbollah, not involving the Lebanese military.
But the Lebanese government is too weak to assert its sovereignty against Hezbollah, even though the latter is no longer supported by Syria since the fall of Assad at the end of 2024, while Iran still provides some support but is rather preoccupied at the moment.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (cHk5u)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (CWTWj)
Heh. All focused in on her fat butt.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (pDt9x)
Abraham Asks God To Spare Congress If He Can Find Ten Righteous Men
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Quantaria Ette at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Emily Litella at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (oftw2)
It doesn't matter that they're the pathetic beggars in this relationship, us paying money to them is seen by them as a victory, as something to be proud of.
Thomas Jefferson understood that the Barbary Pirates saw the bribes that Europeans were paying them as tributes, while the Europeans saw them as nuisance payments. The pirates were so pathetic that our young navy was able to take them down, but they considered themselves as our overlords.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (n5tGW)
https://tinyurl.com/5haz43yp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I smell photoshop
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (TezPK)
I think that having Iran erupt in missiles against every single neighboring country when they were attacked did not endear them any further to the rest of the middle east, either
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (HXT0k)
I'm old enough to remember when Beirut was the pearl of the Mediterranean...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XuXeR)
Syria has its own problems now and can’t afford to run Lebanese affairs. Even before Epic Fury Iran had serious problems and couldn’t pay for water in Tehran.
Lebanon might have a chance.
Did you know yesterday was the 40th anniversary of Op Eldorado Canyon?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (E6xSb)
https://tinyurl.com/5haz43yp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I smell photoshop
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (TezPK)
Yeah, otherwise that ass is sentient, like Fetterman’s Lump.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (uEYKS)
Homer: Can we have one conversation where you don't bring up your hero, Ned Flanders?
Marge: You brought him up.
Homer: Look Marge, we're past that.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XuXeR)
The Paris of the Middle East, once upon a time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:28 PM (XuXeR)
https://tinyurl.com/5haz43yp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I smell photoshop
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (TezPK)
Yeah, otherwise that ass is sentient, like Fetterman’s Lump.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (pDt9x)
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Or BBL ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)
Sorry (and yet not) bing read 'israeli' as a synonym for 'jewish'. I'll allow it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Da Pope at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QaH55)
I'm old enough to remember when the idiot Muslims stored 5kT of ammonium nitrate in Beirut.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (abIsI)
Do something about your obsessive devotion. It’s not healthy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (E6xSb)
Lebanon spends 1% of its GDP as a total of their social safety net
Should they go back to Israel?
Posted by: alias at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (IqaN9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (TezPK)
Likely. Airbrushed, definitely. I also doubt she can wedge that ass in an aircraft cockpit. *snicker*
Cockpit.
Israel!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (bss/y)
Sorry (and yet not) bing read 'israeli' as a synonym for 'jewish'. I'll allow it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (bss/y)
Best apology ever.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (KWEa6)
Some family members shared their pics... it was, by all accounts, really lovely...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)
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Lebanon had long, brutal civil war from 1975 to 1990. It included foreign intervention, notably the 1983 bombing of the USMC barracks in Beirut and the capture of US hostages.
Lebanon is a proxy battleground that includes regional and global proxies. i don't blame them for avoiding another internecine conflict. That wouldn't stop religious/ethnic communities from inviting outside actors to do the dirty work, however.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)
France protested the killing of "civilians", of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (abIsI)
Do something about your obsessive devotion. It’s not healthy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (E6xSb)
Fapping maybe
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)
Iran is the hydra. If we can burn the stump of the hydra's head this year and finally kill its influence off for good, it will not be a moment too soon.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XuXeR)
The Paris of the Middle East, once upon a time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)
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The Lebanese civil war started in the mid-1970s. That's when it all went to shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
for some peanuts today.
Posted by: Crows at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (M5Q22)
Some family members shared their pics... it was, by all accounts, really lovely...
The whole Levant coastline should be one of the world's garden spots and an enormous generator of tourist income. It takes determined, persistent stupidity to screw that up and be "refugees" for 80 years.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pope Leo The Idiot! at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (n1OCj)
https://tinyurl.com/5haz43yp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I smell photoshop
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:25 PM (TezPK)
Smells juicy to me, will need a closer look to be sure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)
"Ceasefire terms in Lebanon at this stage:
• IDF forces will remain along the “anti-tank line” and will not withdraw from the key terrain they have captured so far in southern Lebanon
• If a threat from Hezbollah is identified, or operatives endanger IDF forces or nearby communities, the IDF is authorized to act and remove the threat, similar to the terms of the November 2024 ceasefire"
won't last
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
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I really think that the US debt would be paid off in 10 years if we shut off domestic & foreign fraud spending and aid to countries who hate us.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (xEZp2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Pope Leo The Idiot!
I mean... it kinda was until they invited a bunch of palestinians to live there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:33 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:33 PM (faK3k)
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The infidel slaves work, the Muslim masters do not. This us what has inculcated the almost impossible to comprehend laziness of Muslims, and why their societies stagnated for so very long in the absence of oil, or slaves.
Because they are extremely inbred retards, they haven't thought this through to the logical conclusion of their religious mission to extend dar al-Islam to all corners of the globe.
You can't do anything for yourselves, and enslaving Muslims is haram.
Once you have put the proselytic sword to the throat of the last infidel - WHO WILL FUCKING FEED YOU?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 01:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (KWEa6)
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Pope Leo is doing Pope Leo things. I'm confident he will put his foreign policy in order and adjust. Every Pontiff does that over time.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: But not Nixon. He was a chump.
Barry was the one the Senate Republicans sent up to the White House to tell Nixon he was finished. so, good/bad, good/bad.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 01:33 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (XuXeR)
Evidently based in Toronto, not Israel.
https://tinyurl.com/524p7d2s
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (bss/y)
I would give her a home here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)
For shame, Israel.
For. Shame.
Posted by: T'qr Qatarlsson at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XuXeR)
The Paris of the Middle East, once upon a time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)
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The Lebanese civil war started in the mid-1970s. That's when it all went to shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
Went to college with a girl that was there during that time...they left in the mid-80's after their apartment building was hit by mortar rounds...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (ynpvh)
Jizzballah has been cut off from daddy sugar in Iran since we 'sploded most of the loon mullahs that were funneling money and arms to them.
Optimistic wouldn't describe my feelings, but I'll spare some hopefulness for them.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (oqH4h)
Endorsed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)
Ponytails are acceptable and even sexy. Pigtails on an adult woman are pedo bait.
https://tinyurl.com/4t9xxna9
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)
I dream of the wonderful world we might have seen, had Diaper Joe only been given a fair shot at a second four-year term.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (guGkK)
Evidently based in Toronto, not Israel.
>>https://tinyurl.com/524p7d2s
Khazar Milkers...comin' at you in 3D
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (TezPK)
Right? I'm old enough to remember it always being a standard to be measured against.
No way were doing a gig there, frigging place looks like Beirut.
WTF is with the road construction, it looks like Beirut.
Damn, tornado fucked that place up, it looks like Beirut.
etc etc
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (snZF9)
This is correct. they are raised to believe from birth that Muslims are innately superior and the world owes them allegiance and service.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (uEYKS)
Ponytails are acceptable and even sexy. Pigtails on an adult woman are pedo bait.
https://tinyurl.com/4t9xxna9
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (bss/y)
Your view on Catholic schoolgirl outfits??
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)
THIS IS ALL LIES!
LOOK AT HIM OVERTHERE EATING CRACKERS LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE!!!!
Posted by: Hatey Mac Haterson, Dem at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (anL5R)
This was one of the better responses to the papal idjit.
I have been pretty emphatic the last few days in condemning Pope Leo’s foray into American politics.
My detractors are having fun stating that I am doing this out of allegiance to President Trump and that I have chosen Trump over God.
WRONG.
The biggest reason by far why I am so vocal on this is the damage Pope Leo is doing to the Catholic Church in the USA.
I believe Pope Leo has done more to harm US Catholicism in just a few days than any other Pope of the past 100 years (even Francis).
Pope Leo is literally causing orthodox, faithful American Catholics to flee the Church out of disgust over his leftwing politicization and his kowtowing to Islam. Moreover, he has opened the door for boundless criticism against Catholicism from certain Protestant denominations and churches, causing untold harm to Christian ecumenism in the USA.
https://is.gd/FfQIz8
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)
Don't listen to this retard. He's obviously a fag.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (3JuEJ)
Muslims ruled Spain and the Balkans for centuries.
The population remained largely Christian, so the Muslims had lots of dhimmis to exploit.
Posted by: Pope Leo The Idiot! at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (ynpvh)
A couple of young Lebanese women were in my wife's circle of friends back in the 80's. They were smoking hot.
Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)
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You just described Islam.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (TLxw1)
That's a big step. Do Hezbollah next.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:30 PM (faK3k)
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Lebanon declared Iran's ambassador persona non grata on March 24, but the Iranian ambassador refused to leave the country and wasn't forcibly expelled.
The government of Lebanon isn't willing to take any action that might trigger the renewal of its civil war and has always turned a blind eye to anything done by Hezbollah.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (kPGuZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)
That was an explosion for the ages.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (3JuEJ)
I am drawn in, as if being sucked into a black hole.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)
Very mixed. Kate Upton lipsyncing to Britney Spears: good. Britney Spears in the actual video: squicky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (bss/y)
Tangier ain't what it used to be, either.
No Hedy Lamarr and Charles Boyer sipping champagne in the Casbah any more.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Hatey Mac Haterson, Dem at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (anL5R)
They don't see that as ever happening. There will always be those who turn from Allah... you see, we're all born Muslim, but some turn away, and it's OK to take from us...
It's a very bizarre religion. Really.
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)
She . . . has hair?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (Ot/FD)
Hezbollah is having funding issues, as the Gulf states are suddenly reviewing all their banks for Iranian accounts to see if there is sufficient reason to freeze or seize them. Apparently bombing your neighbors where the sanction-evading bank accounts are hidden can trigger compliance audits.
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Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (3JuEJ)
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Who doesn't want a blowjob with handlebars?
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)
Don't listen to this retard. He's obviously a fag.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (3JuEJ)
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (bss/y)
Ponytails are acceptable and even sexy. Pigtails on an adult woman are pedo bait.
https://tinyurl.com/4t9xxna9
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (bss/y)
Your view on Catholic schoolgirl outfits??
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)
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Pigtails are the new thing for the 20-something girls. I assume it's because some rando THOT influencer started pimping them. But it's definitely a thing. Usually with braids.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
https://tinyurl.com/4t9xxna9
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (bss/y)
I sincerely don't think pedos go for adult women because of hairstyle or they would be cured. You know what pedo bait is? Kids.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (oqH4h)
Why do you think Barack has jug ears?
Posted by: Mooch at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:34 PM (ynpvh)
A couple of young Lebanese women were in my wife's circle of friends back in the 80's. They were smoking hot.
Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (guGkK)
Well, I WAS interested in her...her little boy must be nearly 40 now...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (ynpvh)
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Hence the congressional push for amnesty.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16,
Speaking of, 7 Republicans just voted to extend Haitians stay here.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (d2kuJ)
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 01:38 PM (oqH4h)
Why do you think Barack has jug ears?
Posted by: Mooch at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)
The Audacity Of GLLLHRGHHK
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (Ot/FD)
Cindy Brady still invades my dreams.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (guGkK)
Yeah. Dress and act like a child, and you WILL attract men and shave yourself bald, its just going to be men that you don to want to have attracted to you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (uEYKS)
https://tinyurl.com/39kd85aa
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (bss/y)
Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (guGkK)
Their sons will all look like Gad Saad.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Archimedes
Low IQ behavior. Not exactly ideal replacements for the population of Western Europe. But they aren't picky for some reason.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (AkkXw)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)
Very mixed. Kate Upton lipsyncing to Britney Spears: good. Britney Spears in the actual video: squicky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (bss/y)
I got dirty looks when, while on a date with her who would be my wife, I was kissing her. She was dresses in a miniskirt reminiscent of a school girl outfit, and although older, looked much younger than me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:39 PM (bss/y)
Look. Just because your Boy Scout Troop Leader / Football Coach / Uncle / Pastor diddled you, doesn't mean everyone is out to touch you no-no square Aetius.
Get over it.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:42 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 01:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (d2kuJ)
Oddly enough, Marxists are wrong, slavery was never a social class issue in society, it was always a legal status.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
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Iran could demand the remaining Hezbollah to come back to Iran to oppress the native Persian population like they did with their Iranian backed militias in eastern Iraq.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (B5oTI)
Maybe if Rubio gets this thing ironed out, Trump can send the USS Missouri to do some more free coastline redevelopment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (guGkK)
I had someone describe the good people of that region as "not contemplative."
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (BI5O2)
The real negotiations are happening in Pakistan, expect a new round in the next few days, if things go well there, it will automatically be extended here until a full agreement is reached
Have you considered that Iran is forcing the US and Israel into ceasefire? And so for them to get ahead of such a failure. They drive the narrative that they are behind the ceasefire actually ...
So the strategy is whenever Istael want to force a country to do something they will always attack and usa will come in to..cease it? So you guys are always at the mercy of israel again and again?
There was a ceasefire before. Israel couldn't last 48 hours before they started bombing claiming "hezb" positions and infrastructure. They are literal demons that have unchecked power that no one will ever dare to say they violate, and they will never be punished.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (2xF0u)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (pDt9x)
Hez took a hit from both the unravelling of Gaza and Syria where Iran had quite the influence and control and they could always duck underground and count on one of the others to start operations and distract retribution.
Now, I expect their "income" from Iran will be cut to the bone even if the IGRC staggers out of the war in "control" and this will reduce their ability to cause trouble drastically
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 01:37 PM (TLxw1)
Embrace the power of the word "and".
It's like you're new here or something....
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (NEHow)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (B5oTI)
yes! how will they get there ???
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)
The world would be very peaceful today. Because the terrorist and thugocracy states and groups would be in a strategic pause, consolidating their large conquests around the world since November 2024. They would today be preparing to resume conquest mode, fueled by dollars from the US Treasury channeled by the Harris Admin through Iran, NGOs, UN agencies, and China.
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (5rh/l)
I also think Pope Leo is being reflexively progressive on most political things except for abortion and transgenderism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (lQ+/f)
Get over it.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:42 PM (3JuEJ)
Odd, but they never tried. I must have been in one of those both ultra rare scout troops and Catholic parishes.
What are the odds? (this is sarcasm, but also pointed- it is not that rare.)
Mostly our scout masters sat around the camp fire, smoked, drank beer and talked about women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (bss/y)
I am proud to know you, if only virtually.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (2xF0u)
lol
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (guGkK)
Gonna have to clear out some local real estate for the new Trump Hotel Mediterranean.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Never forget there was a lot of wailing and crying when Trump decided to debate Joe in June. Even here.
I remember explaining why I thought it was a reasonably intelligent and even obvious strategy, especially after Trump had said "anywhere any time", and then getting lambasted by someone that not everything is 4D chess and Trump isn't a super genius and the moderators will all gang up on Trump and he will be Candy Crowleyed and lose to the vegetable for no reason when he should just stay away and now everything will be over.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Hey, Paris is working on it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (guGkK)
You mean "dig pools" and "pre-fab cellar holes"?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Pope Leo The Idiot! at April 16, 2026 01:45 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (lQ+/f)
The problem Fen is that as one gets older, it is harder and harder to escape the belief that people are for the most part shit. The Church is one thing, Catholic faith another, but a lot of the hierarchy has been captured by the commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (bss/y)
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That it's still an accepted fact in the left that Iran is winning at all because of a combination of AI slop videos and text reports of destroyed US bases is hilarious.
Iran is now losing half a billion dollars a day because it can't use its southern ports, and every indication from Marine Traffic is that, yes, the US blockade works a whole lot better than the Iranian one.
"But they planned on getting their top 40 leaders killed on the first day!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (0ZmKh)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (61TgR)
The 'ettes, perhaps not so much.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (JCZqz)
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Best to talk smack about them online, I guess.
I wonder if they have the power to figure out Reddit user's locations and murder them since they're so powerful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (B5oTI)
The official government of Lebanon simply doesn't have the strength to see off the Hezbollah killers. The cancer has metastasized and they are too crazed with hatred. Their sponsors problems in Iran will help weaken them somewhat but it will be like getting rid of a terrible cancer.
Posted by: Beverly at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (0ZmKh)
So a live-action Jackson Pollock painting or mural...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
>>What are the odds?
Ah...
you were the Fat kid. Got it.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (3JuEJ)
Unless you were unstable to begin with, what Pope Leo is saying today will fade into obscurity before long.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Yep, those with any brains or initiative either came here or went to one of their country's colonial possessions overseas. It was the dolts who were left behind who gave us WWI and its sequelae.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:43 PM (B5oTI)
yes! how will they get there ???
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 01:44 PM (GD0B3)
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The bridge from Gaza to the West Bank?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (B5oTI)
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Between Russia and Israel, it's been fun watching the Party of Peace at Any Price instantly turn into the Party of General Karen D. Ripper, flicking their beans to footage of burning tanks and beheaded concertgoers, screaming for eternal war down to the last drop of blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 01:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Beverly at April 16, 2026 01:48 PM (reMys)
This is not always true. Sad!
Posted by: NeoCons at April 16, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)
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If their braids are long enough it would be like riding a horse.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 01:48 PM (FmapG)
https://is.gd/FfQIz8
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)
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Thanks for posting that. I read it earlier today and have been cogitating over what has been happening between the Trump Administration and the Holy See.
1) The Left loves this. The MSM has been playing it up 24/7. They hate the Church and they hate President DJT in almost equal measures and are doing everything possible to undermine both.
2) The Catholic Church is the Universal Church. Christians are being persecuted all over the world, mainly in Communist and countries with Islamist governments. We don't hear much about their plight in the MSM, but boy howdy, Pope Leo needs to condemn US action against Iran because the MSM hates DJT. Does Pope Leo's message for global peace get covered? Hahahaha.
For the Church, there is no Left or Right - there is only Christ.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (rj6Yv)
https://tinyurl.com/ymry5ux2
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Her hair needs to be longer, so that the ends of the braids rest on the top of her cleavage,
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:47 PM (3JuEJ)
Hah! Nah, that was Chuck (what are the odds?)... damn, I cannot remember his last name now.
Fuck getting old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (B5oTI)
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That it's still an accepted fact in the left that Iran is winning at all because of a combination of AI slop videos and text reports of destroyed US bases is hilarious.
Iran is now losing half a billion dollars a day because it can't use its southern ports, and every indication from Marine Traffic is that, yes, the US blockade works a whole lot better than the Iranian one.
"But they planned on getting their top 40 leaders killed on the first day!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:46 PM (B5oTI)
Based on comments on another blog, there are stories circulating on Leftist blogs that at least a dozen Chinese tankers have gotten through the blockade. So far.
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (5rh/l)
Um, that's not how I ride a horse.
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Beverly at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (reMys)
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Yeah. Recall it well. Trumps superpower is to bait his opponents into doing what they must not do. Just when you think he's making a big mistake by going too far, nope....
Posted by: seen it before time and time again at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (5rh/l)
They made it into an Iranian port...but getting back out is another matter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (5rh/l)
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Do you know what the blockade is? What it's goals are?
Is it directed at Chinese tankers?
What is the target?
I know the answer. I'm just wondering if you do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (B5oTI)
Pope Leo is literally causing orthodox, faithful American Catholics to flee the Church out of disgust over his leftwing politicization and his kowtowing to Islam. Moreover, he has opened the door for boundless criticism against Catholicism from certain Protestant denominations and churches, causing untold harm to Christian ecumenism in the USA.
There is doctrine/scripture, and there is policy, and there is personal belief. Leo is not the only religious church leader to get his personal beliefs confused with policy and doctrine.
It is sad to see, though. I'm not Catholic, but a vibrant Christian church of any denomination, leading souls to God's light and love, is a net plus for the world. It is sad to see that vibrancy tarnished with personal or political pettiness from the top brass.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (Eng1Z)
I know a RC guy who left his local church because it's too left wing and attends a more conservative one with the Latin Mass. I realize that's not an option for everyone but it works for him. He also told me that he's part of a men's group where they just don't talk about politics and just pray and support each other spiritually.
I also don't think people are the most part "shit".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (7RYym)
Um, that's not how I ride a horse.
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)
Yes, you ride camels like that.
Posted by: Muhammed bin Muhammed at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ynpvh)
They made it into an Iranian port...but getting back out is another matter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:50 PM (ynpvh)
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Every single Chinese tanker I've seen mentioned ported in Iraq, the UAE or Oman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (B5oTI)
Um, that's not how I ride a horse.
Posted by: The Lone Ranger
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That's why you are alone.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (FmapG)
If you let someone punch you in the face for hours, eventually they'll get tired. Then you declare victory.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (guGkK)
I repeat, Bluesky is down.
Posted by: Pope Leo The Idiot!
Oh no! Dozens affected! Guess subreddits will see a surge in moderators for the near future lol
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (vwszh)
____
Tucker is posting to Reddit now?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (guGkK)
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Ah, a student of Islamic warfare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (B5oTI)
if this is true, then their internal comms are totally borked, and they are screwed waiting for the expected international pressure to force Trump to walk away.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 01:53 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2026 01:53 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (7RYym)
I disagree Fen, but good for the guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:54 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2026 01:53 PM (AlhUl)
Since they changed Nov. 11th from Armistice Day to Veteran's day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:54 PM (ynpvh)
They were going to try with Trudeau but then he did his "51st State" stuff and that was that.
There certainly aren't any Democrats who can. Newsom tried but ended up doing a bad Marco Rubio comedy act with it and lost before he started.
Putin and Xi and a few others are far too intelligent to try.
So the Left is left with the freaking *Pope*. It's unreal.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:54 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Have you considered that you are so completely detached from reality that your wild rationalizations are so utterly nonsensical that you are contributing to the brain death of all who are exposed to them?
Posted by: Game Show Host at April 16, 2026 01:55 PM (anL5R)
@nicksortor
🚨 JUST IN: A federal judge has ONCE AGAIN HALTED construction of President Trump’s ballroom, despite an Appeals Court striking down his previous order to do so
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 01:56 PM (Ot/FD)
So, if you're 'riding' a woman with braids in central Iberia, and they slip from your grasp, do the reins in Spain fall mainly on the plain?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 01:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (7RYym)
You also have a unique position to see peoples' better side, the side that wants to be better.
I don't think people are bad, either. I just see people who have inadequate tools, unrealistic goals, and mistaken interpretations of the world. Granted, some of them are pretty irritating, and a few are profoundly dysfunctional, but except for the ones that are dangerous, I can put up with them as long as they accept I have valid views as well. I prefer they don't lecture me, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 01:57 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:57 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)
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22h
🚨 Regime bank accounts are being frozen across Persian Gulf countries!
Following its unprovoked attacks on Arab states, these same countries are now cooperating with the U.S. Treasury and freezing regime-linked accounts.
The regime’s collapse continues.
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Ah...another sign of overwhelming Iranian victory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 01:57 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)
I believe this was a bush judge but basically the same
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 01:58 PM (FtULh)
Worth remembering the Brits kicked Churchill and the conservatives out of power at the point of victory in 1945 and started a slow motion collapse of the U.K.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 16, 2026 01:59 PM (cO6oP)
@nicksortor
🚨 JUST IN: A federal judge has ONCE AGAIN HALTED construction of President Trump’s ballroom, despite an Appeals Court striking down his previous order to do so
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!
Posted by: Typical Federal Judge at April 16, 2026 01:59 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:00 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:00 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2026 02:00 PM (FhXTo)
Worth remembering the Brits kicked Churchill and the conservatives out of power at the point of victory in 1945 and started a slow motion collapse of the U.K.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Commies and Socialists (BIRM) had infiltrated both Britain and US governments before that time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 02:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)
The regime’s collapse continues.
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Ah...another sign of overwhelming Iranian victory.
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So much winning, I got tired of winning.
Posted by: Dead Ayatolla at April 16, 2026 02:01 PM (anL5R)
"Ceasefire terms in Lebanon at this stage:
• IDF forces will remain along the “anti-tank line” and will not withdraw from the key terrain they have captured so far in southern Lebanon
• If a threat from Hezbollah is identified, or operatives endanger IDF forces or nearby communities, the IDF is authorized to
Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 02:01 PM (ERade)
@WellsJorda89710
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2h
🚨 OUTRAGE EXPLODES as Pope Leo XIV drops a “Jesus quote” that DOESN’T EXIST in the Bible!
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’”
✅ First half = Real Scripture (Matthew 5:9)
❌ The rest? **Completely fabricated** — nowhere in the Bible.
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:01 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: HAL at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (GD0B3)
The pope has unfortunately been either a willing participant in that effort, or he was duped into it. Either way, he loses, not the church.
The Catholic Church is ultimately the cathedral of Jesus Christ. It’s bigger than any one man, pope or not. But this will incident will color any of his ex cathedra statements- badly. He’s a man of obvious biases that are applied unevenly based on whether he agrees with their political tendencies.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (0ZmKh)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)
From what I read Trump can continue the underground part but can't build the Ballroom without Congressional approval... Just like Truman got when he basically gutted the WH... Of course Truman got no such approval, but this judge is god or something..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Duluth Trading Company at April 16, 2026 02:03 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:03 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. Trump's using private funds, so it can't be a taxpayer issue.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:04 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Duluth Trading Company
So do their jeans.
Only brand I wear.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 02:04 PM (ERade)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:05 PM (IifOV)
Well, in religion people get outraged over the dumbest things. But I do see their beef.
My church has members outraged right now, because the official LDS church social media made ONE post sharing an anecdote of a couple where the wife is in medical school and the husband supports her doing this. The biggest outcry seems to be coming from the LDS tradwife stay-at-home moms, funnily enough. That the "no success can compensate for failure in the home," "stay at home and raise your babies" push from the leaders has somehow been betrayed by this one post.
Never mind these ladies have not actually studied their own history. The pioneer women that settled the Salt Lake Valley were total badasses, and ran things like a boss, because you have to. If everyone doesn't chip in out in the desert, however they can, everyone dies. Women ran granaries and hospitals and businesses and printing presses, and were doctors, and no one batted an eye. They need to get off the tradwife influencer blogs and crack open a pioneer history book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOT4TUslVbU
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:06 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:04 PM (Ot/FD)
Now it is "Does the Pope shit in the bed?"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Can I make a suggestion? . You can tell me to go to hell, but I'm about to leave anyway- just not for hell😉 at least I hope not .so you'll have to tell me that later You're a very smart, thoughtful guy. I think all the news just gets to be oppressive sometimes. None of us probably needed to be plugged in all the time . Is there something you could do that you really enjoy (hobby?) and take a break from the board?. The news will still be back when you get back. Also, since you're a RC, I recommend reading "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre De Caussaude ( 1675-1751) He was a Jesuit priest and that particular book is so uplifting and so centered on the love of Christ and his love for humanity humanity it will make you feel better, I bet. You can get a wonderful edition from Paraclete Press.
Do take car of yourself, dear. Your important to
More people than you may realize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 02:06 PM (looXz)
Looks like Leo hired the "Stuff Jefferson Said" author to spice up his homilies.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 02:06 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 02:06 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Bulg
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anybody who hates Trump
they take turns, there's a sign-up sheet
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Angie Fisher - I.R.S. (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/EHJ3QkHwVjw
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Sy6m/)
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22h
🚨 Regime bank accounts are being frozen across Persian Gulf countries!
Following its unprovoked attacks on Arab states, these same countries are now cooperating with the U.S. Treasury and freezing regime-linked accounts.
The regime’s collapse continues.
**BREAKING: A US Federal Judge out of Hawaii has ruled that freezing Iranian accounts in the middle east is Unconstitutional.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)
Lebanon is a proxy battleground that includes regional and global proxies. i don't blame them for avoiding another internecine conflict. That wouldn't stop religious/ethnic communities from inviting outside actors to do the dirty work, however.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)
It was also the HQ for the PLO and Arafat until he was driven out. He was soon installed as the head of the West Bank/Gaza Arabs by western "Diplomacy"
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (8avO+)
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’”
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TBF Jesus "told us" is not the same as a quote. Its sorta of typical liberal madlib bible non quote the sort of shinola that Jugears used to serve up. I'm not defending it on its merits.
To be completely honest, it reminds me of that time in when the head of the Sanhedrin actually prophesied inadvertently that Jesus was the savior. (somebody here will know it)
Look at what the Leo is saying --does he realize his comment can be directed back at the liberal hierarchy?
Posted by: Dead Ayatolla at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (anL5R)
That's interesting. And yes, pioneer women had to be badasses along with their men. You don't settle a vast wilderness with ingenues and dilletantes.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
more of a semi-colon. But people who want to criticize will find whatever in whatever. I don't mind fair criticism of anybody, but I have a distaste when it's purposely misleading.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (n5tGW)
The pope is a Chicago born and raised Catholic. That should say it all.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (IifOV)
🟥 Steve Hilton: 17% (+4)
🟥 Chad Bianco: 14% (+3)
🟦 Tom Steyer: 14% (+4)
🟦 Xavier Becerra: 10% (+7)
🟦 Katie Porter: 10% (+2)
🟦 Matt Mahan: 5% (+2)
🟦 A. Villaraigosa: 3% (=)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (/+uur)
There was also a ceasefire on October 6. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (FmapG)
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🚨BREAKING: The new Hungarian PM announces that from June 1st, he will END all non-European migrant work permits
"Their arrival will be reduced to zero. We want to work on returning ethnic Hungarians from Western Europe." 🇭🇺
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Remember that hot second when people were all "Orban lost, that means Hungary is going to be like England soon!" and "Soros Jr. is happy that Orban lost, so that means that the new PM is a leftist globalist!"
Yeah...that was fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:10 PM (B5oTI)
🚨 OUTRAGE EXPLODES as Pope Leo XIV drops a “Jesus quote” that DOESN’T EXIST in the Bible!
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’”
✅ First half = Real Scripture (Matthew 5:9)
❌ The rest? **Completely fabricated** — nowhere in the Bible. Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:01 PM (ZxPkt)
Looks like someone used AI to look up a quote! Never do that, Leo!
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:10 PM (Eng1Z)
🟥 Steve Hilton: 17% (+4)
🟥 Chad Bianco: 14% (+3)
🟦 Tom Steyer: 14% (+4)
🟦 Xavier Becerra: 10% (+7)
🟦 Katie Porter: 10% (+2)
🟦 Matt Mahan: 5% (+2)
🟦 A. Villaraigosa: 3% (=)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (/+uur)
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It's obvious what needs to happen now.
Porter needs to eat Mahan and Villaraigosa to get back into this race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:10 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Frank Barone
And a White Sox fan!
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)
if the Air Force doesn't want the A-10, how about the Marines adopt it?
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Duluth Trading Company
I'm a big fan but I priced some of their new wears today - $23 per copy! Holy smokes!!
I might go commando given those prices.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (cYBz/)
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A new CBS poll found that 58% of weekly Mass-attending Catholics approve of President Trump’s job performance overall.
Not surprising, as these are the Catholics taking the faith seriously rather than just bearing the title.
Catholics understand that President Trump is by and large getting the policy right.
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Oh, look.
Trump's approval with Catholics is right in line with his elevated performance in the 2024 election (he won 56% as opposed to the normal 48-52% GOP candidates get from the Catholic voting bloc over the past few decades).
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (VFxHp)
🟥 Chad Bianco: 14% (+3)
🟦 Tom Steyer: 14% (+4)
🟦 Xavier Becerra: 10% (+7)
🟦 Katie Porter: 10% (+2)
🟦 Matt Mahan: 5% (+2)
🟦 A. Villaraigosa: 3% (=)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (/+uur)
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It's obvious what needs to happen now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:10 PM (B5oTI)
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What? We *all* need to be able to post with fancy colored boxes?
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Tuquar Qataralson at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (GrClZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Starting with Frankie. Make Cadaver Synods great again.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’”
Yeah, that one is meh to me. He wasn't pretending the Bible says that, he just was using a Bible quote to start out his own thought. So it should be written:
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers', but woe..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:13 PM (uEYKS)
Porter needs to eat Mahan and Villaraigosa to get back into this race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:10 PM (B5oTI)
23% undecided
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:13 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 02:13 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:13 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)
Why not? The Marine Corps gets castoffs from the other branches all the time.
Then they smite our enemies with it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 02:14 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:14 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 16, 2026 02:14 PM (GD2xa)
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’”
That would be the Dems.... Not Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (FtULh)
The Lebanese civil war started in the mid-1970s. That's when it all went to shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
Didn't help when the Eurotrash paid to engage in a little sniper tourism, paying to shoot people in Beirut across the Green Line.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (5rh/l)
Even if true, this only reduces any Chinese blowback to us by easing their problems with oil for a short time. Trump has always wanted the tankers rolling. We still have the same leverage long term over China that Iran has over its customers.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (8avO+)
What? We *all* need to be able to post with fancy colored boxes?
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:12 PM (TxYmD)
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Looks like you just did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:13 PM (Dv3i1)
I personally like the brie-atitudes.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (Eng1Z)
Seems unlikely but who knows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (uEYKS)
But a fun outing, if not cold (low 40), wet (sleet/rain), and windy, that included a number of cross-county rivals who are in our home school community.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Frank Barone
And a White Sox fan!
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Someone in the Vatican press pool should ask the Pope if he loves President DJT.
I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (KtOUo)
They keep mouthing the words...but haven't really taken real actions.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (3JuEJ)
They told the IGRC ambassador to leave Lebanon. The dude holed up in his embassy and so far they were at an impasse.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (VFxHp)
I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)
"Eww. Gay."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (8avO+)
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China buys oil from Iran at $30 a barrel.
China buys oil from the UAE at market price.
There's a huge difference there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (B5oTI)
🟥 Steve Hilton: 17% (+4)
🟥 Chad Bianco: 14% (+3)
🟦 Tom Steyer: 14% (+4)
🟦 Xavier Becerra: 10% (+7)
🟦 Katie Porter: 10% (+2)
🟦 Matt Mahan: 5% (+2)
🟦 A. Villaraigosa: 3% (=)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (/+uur)
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It's obvious what needs to happen now.
Steyer pays all the other Dems to drop out?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
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They had really good Anxiety Bags.
Posted by: Gen Z AWFL's In The Making at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (GrClZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (guGkK)
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Ah, a student of Islamic warfare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It worked for Rocky. Quick, we're going to need a montage!!!
Posted by: Iranian Islamic Intel Officer at April 16, 2026 02:17 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:17 PM (TxYmD)
Seems unlikely but who knows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (uEYKS)
Authorized or unauthorized. I read that allowing certain traffic was part of the plan to get China and others onboard with supporting the U.S. blockade.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)
But you try, so I salute your dedication.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
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🚨 Regime bank accounts are being frozen across Persian Gulf countries!
Following its unprovoked attacks on Arab states, these same countries are now cooperating with the U.S. Treasury and freezing regime-linked accounts.
The regime’s collapse continues.
**BREAKING: A US Federal Judge out of Hawaii has ruled that freezing Iranian accounts in the middle east is Unconstitutional.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)
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Butt out Hawaii, I'M in charge of immigration and foreign policy!
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:17 PM (dK+Kv)
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The US blockade is of Iranian ports.
Not of the strait.
Chinese tankers going into the Persian Gulf through the strait to fill up in the UAE is fine by the rules of the blockade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (B5oTI)
They claim they are for the common man but always act in their own narrow interests.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (cYBz/)
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Do not take anti-Hezbollah action if you are allergic to anti-Hezbollah action.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Cqx++)
Not of the strait.
Chinese tankers going into the Persian Gulf through the strait to fill up in the UAE is find by the rules of the blockade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (B5oTI)
Thanks for the clarification.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Leo tard at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)
We aren't grabbing them, the Arab allies are. We just give them a list.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (VFxHp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (IifOV)
I want the fun and profit as a ratf*cker strategically taking out dems.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Cqx++)
Except me!
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Not of the strait.
Chinese tankers going into the Persian Gulf through the strait to fill up in the UAE is find by the rules of the blockade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (B5oTI)
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Don't confuse the lefties with facts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 02:22 PM (GrClZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (FtULh)
Depends on how much they recognize the handwriting on the wall that their position is untenable. If the deal is good enough, they might take it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Bessent said yesterday they were working on freezing any accounts they "found."
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 02:22 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)
We aren't grabbing them, the Arab allies are. We just give them a list.
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Posted by: I'm not fat I'm just BIG BONED at April 16, 2026 02:22 PM (anL5R)
The A-10 is old and becoming a hanger queen although designed to be the opposite.
The AT-802U Air Tractor is much cheaper, deployable to deplorable landing strips, and fits better to modern special warfare needs.
Doesn't have the cool cannon, but the tanks that was installed to destroy don't seem to last long on the battlefield these days.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Y8DZL)
Dunning Kruger tells us that the bottom 10% of any field are more confident than the top 10% of the field. That is true of Humanity as a whole. Bigots are the bottom 10% of humanity. Bigots are positive that they have all of the answers to any problem mankind faces. That is why they fight so hard to run things. In fact Bigots have no answers for anything. The Democrat party is the home of the self assured Bigots of the world; they have no answers, only self assured violence to force their way into command of every thing. They need to be stepped on and crushed before their Bigotry destroys everything else.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Da7Vv)
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He should be preparing for his defense testimony along with Fauci for the Covid op.
He was also argued to 9th Circuit that Little Sisters of the Poor had to provide for birth control in their health plan.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Dv3i1)
The AT-802U Air Tractor is much cheaper, deployable to deplorable landing strips, and fits better to modern special warfare needs.
Doesn't have the cool cannon, but the tanks that was installed to destroy don't seem to last long on the battlefield these days.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Y8DZL)
As a single prop, I suspect you'd need 4 or more to cover the load-out available via the A10.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (IifOV)
A republican PAC needs to play nonstop ads of Steyer dancing the white man's overbite dance on that stage. No man thirsty AWFL, hip minority, or young gen zer will vote for him after seeing that cringefest.
Posted by: Get to it, GOP PACS! at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bunny Ranch at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (KtOUo)
He was going to win last week.
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ERade)
The AT-802U Air Tractor is much cheaper, deployable to deplorable landing strips, and fits better to modern special warfare needs.
Doesn't have the cool cannon, but the tanks that was installed to destroy don't seem to last long on the battlefield these days.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Y8DZL)
As a single prop, I suspect you'd need 4 or more to cover the load-out available via the A10.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (dK+Kv)
The A-10 and its guns were to kill heavy armored tanks. Back in WWII they found that medium bombers with gobs of 50 cal guns could chew up destroyers and cargo ships which is all we are facing in the Gulf now.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:34 PM (8avO+)
He was going to win last week.
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (KtOUo)
Might depend on his golden parachute, if any.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)
You could swap out the GAU for like 6 50 calibers and ammo pretty easily. But tanks have been called dead sine before ww2 and they keep not being dead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (uEYKS)
He was going to win last week.
He's still on the ballot, he just isn't campaigning any more
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (uEYKS)
Thank you @SecKennedy for leading the way in making valuable peptides accessible in the US.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (faK3k)
I've heard of prisoners being "gay for the stay", but Muslims' "gay in order to stay" is ridiculous!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 16, 2026 03:11 PM (JCZqz)
He was going to win last week.
Posted by: torabora
He is still on the mail in ballots as a candidate as they were already printed. One of the many benefits of mail in ballots--they have to be printed well before the election.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (E4rtv)
Paul Irvin "Pappy" Gunn (October 18, 1899 – October 11, 1957) was a former United States naval aviator known mainly for his actions in the Second World War as an officer in the United States Army Air Forces. He was known as "an expert in dare-devil low-level flying," and recognized for numerous feats of heroism and mechanical ingenuity, especially modifications to the Douglas A-20 Havoc light bomber and B-25 Mitchell medium bomber that turned them into attack aircraft.
In addition to the DFC x2, Gunn was also awarded the Silver Star, Legion of Merit, Air Medal and 9 Purple Hearts.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
A queen of wire devices made to hang clothes?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 03:44 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 16, 2026 03:57 PM (bufu1)
Credibly Accused Rapist and Former Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax Murders Wife, Shoots Self in Murder-Suicide
You probably remember the name but may have some trouble remembering the details.
Back during BlackFaceGate, where they totally not-racist Democrat Governor Ralph Northam turned out to have worn black face multiple times in college -- and then his totally not-racist AG was revealed to have done so as well -- there was no push for Northam to resign in favor of his Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax because, get this, multiple women came forward accusing Fairfax of having raped them during his college years and then in his early adulthood. Because this was a Democrat, #BelieveAllWomen did not apply, and there was no pressure for Fairfax to resign. Nor was there any pressure for the blackface-wearing governor and AG to resign. See, it's (D)ifferent. Well, it turns out that Justin Fairfax wasn't just a rapist, but an incipient murderer.WASHINGTON -- Embattled former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax killed his estranged wife and himself inside their million-dollar home outside the nation's capital early Thursday, cops said. The 47-year-old Democrat repeatedly shot Cerina Fairfax in the basement of their Annandale residence just after midnight before turning the gun on himself in another part of the abode, according to Fairfax County Police Chief Kevin Davis. The couple's two teenage children were inside the home at the time of the murder-suicide, and their son called 911 to report the shootings.Obviously the chief of police in this ultra-blue county is a Democrat, because you usually don't say that a repeat rapist really had it going on. But again, it's (D)ifferent.
"It is high-profile in nature, it's tragic in nature. Certainly a fall from grace for a relatively high-profile family that seemingly had had a lot of things going in their favor," Davis told reporters shortly before the couple's bodies were removed from the home.
Psychopathic monster. And this was a high-ranking Democrat Party official.
"So, tragic for the children to lose both parents, extra tragic for them to actually be in the home when it occurred. So yeah, there's a lot going on."
... Four years later, Fairfax was elected lieutenant governor to Ralph Northam, but his own ambitions for higher office were derailed in 2019 after multiple women came forward to accuse him of sexual assault. ... "This has been an ongoing domestic dispute surrounding what seems to be a complicated or messy divorce," Davis said. ...Huh. We didn't hear anything about that. Again, it's (D)ifferent.
Police had responded to the family home back in January after Fairfax accused his wife of assaulting him. Investigators later determined he'd lied after reviewing footage from multiple cameras that Cerina had set up inside the home.
... At least two women publicly accused Fairfax of sexually assaulting them in 2000 and 2004. Vanessa Tyson, an associate professor at Scripps College and fellow at Stanford University, accused Fairfax of raping her at a hotel during the 2004 Democratic National Convention in Boston. Fairfax denied the accusation, saying the encounter was consensual. Then a second woman, Meredith Watson, came forward to claim Fairfax raped her in a "premeditated and aggressive" attack in 2000 while they were both at Duke.The Democrat Party is the party of psychopaths, rapists, and killers. It must be purged, Baath-style. There's something conservatives say which I'm sick of: "We think the Democrats are wrong, while they think we're evil." This is supposed to make us sound reasonable and grown-up. It's stupid and it's a lie -- they are evil. And I'm tired of the soft-heads who say otherwise. They just don't have bad policies -- they have bad brains. They have bad morals, bad psychologies, bad motives, and plenty of bad faith. They're bad people. Yes of course there are those who are simply deluded and brainwashed, but the party -- especially at its operator levels -- is all about malice and greed. If you read Marx, what you instantly realize is that he has built a "politics" out of his deep character flaw (and possibly mental illness). That psychological problem is malicious envy. He sees something he wants, but cannot achieve, so he invents a philosophy of Gimme Gimme to explain why the power of the state should be used to take the thing he wants from its owner and give it to him. The entire Democrat Party is based on envy and people who think they "deserve." They're generally not smart nor productive, but they "deserve" top-paying jobs and of course enormous respect and social status. They're unattractive and unappealing, but they deserve the absolute highest quality mates and free sex on demand. Many, like Eric Swalwell, will resort to rape when the "deserving" they feel about women's affections goes unfulfilled. And they construct psychopath-level manipulations to demonstrate to you that they are morally entitled to use state coercion to take what you have -- "expropriate" -- and appropriate it for themselves. James Lindsey calls "critical theories" "cynical theories," because "critical theory" is nothing but a cynical, self-interested, greedy, envious, spiteful attempt to manipulate you into accepting that what you have actually, rightfully belongs to them. Say that's a nice house, Madam. But you built on "stolen land" so I should have your house. Yes, I'm 1/1028th Cherokee, my "family lore" says, but even if I weren't, I have the moral perfection to properly cherish this Stolen Land and do honor to the tribes you stole it from by "living in harmony" with the salon and master bedroom. It's just gimme, gimme, gimme all the way down. Low-quality people spamming out ridiculous manipulations to seize all the high-quality jobs and goods. It is an artificial caste system created to privilege the psychopaths over their marks and victims. It is, as a Rick and Morty joke said, just slavery with extra steps. Hello! Despite my current disgust, it's a great day. I have made the first (I hope) step towards achieving a dream: Befriending a crow. A crow landed on my deck (near my well-varnished desk) and quickly scrambled to find some old cereal to feed him. He didn't fly off even when I had opened the door and was tossing food around. He just ate with me a few steps away. I've now tossed out some keto bread -- I don't think that will hurt a bird, because keto bread is made mostly of bullshit and self-delusion (it's just fucking bread; the increased price is a tax on stupidity) -- and am waiting, hoping he will return to eat more. So that's pretty good, isn't it? I typed in "how to befriend" and Google auto-completed "a crow." That kind of indicates the system is spying on me, doesn't it? (Or maybe I've just typed that in before.)
Befriending a crow requires patience, consistency, and high-value treats to build trust. Start by consistently offering raw, unsalted peanuts, dry dog food, or suet in the same spot daily. Keep a calm demeanor, avoid direct eye contact or sudden movements, and allow them to approach you on their own terms.Ordering unsalted peanuts now, Cap'n!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:13 PM (FmapG)
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The party apparatus keeps attacking their smarter members. Not more moderate, but the smarter ones, and replacing them with dumber people.
This is the story of the rise of Hasan Piker. Dude's kind of an idiot, but he's treated to a hero's welcome at fucking Yale.
Stupid but driven is still dangerous, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:13 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (xcxpd)
It wasn't "murder-suicide" murder-suicide.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 12:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
On topic with this philosophical thread, they feel like they deserve your body.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:16 PM (gKWVE)
Undoubtedly smarter than most AWFLs, but that's a low bar.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)
I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Vlad Tepes at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (0sNs1)
And yet, I buy Dave's Killer Bread and tell myself it's better for me.
Gah. Well...the South Beach Diet did work very well for me...while I stayed on it. I need to man up and go back to low carb, no sugar again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (xcxpd)
As I mentioned last thread, Mrs Swalwell (and Mrs Delgado if there is one) should be walking with the kids right about now.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: pookysgirl, supervising mathletes at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (1ce4j)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (xvV+O)
A FALL FROM GRACE!? How would you describe the Donner Party? A culinary adventure?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (YwEeS)
And yet, I buy Dave's Killer Bread and tell myself it's better for me.
Gah. Well...the South Beach Diet did work very well for me...while I stayed on it. I need to man up and go back to low carb, no sugar again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (xcxpd)
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But homemade sourdough is so tasty!
I have a roasted garlic and rosemary loaf bulk fermenting as we speak!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (B5oTI)
Did you try Kaboom? I heard crows can't get enough of the stuff.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (xcxpd)
Justin Fairfax was just in Annandale (a few miles from WIGU).
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (W5mpo)
I don't mind that. but I'm only living near a dozen of them, not a murder.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM
The Bob Dole can't help you with fists, but can in other areas.
Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (0sNs1)
Too many conservative voters hear and see this and say, "ah, they don't really mean it."
Even when the Dems say, "No, I fucking mean it!"
And over in the House and Senate, they hear all this and say, "I'm sure we can reach a common ground, a reasonable compromise, come together for the good of the country."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (HXT0k)
This is supposed to make us sound reasonable and grown-up.
It's stupid and it's a lie -- they are evil.
They just don't have bad policies -- they have bad brains. They have bad morals, bad psychologies, bad motives, and plenty of bad faith. They're bad people."
Yeah. I used to say that too. I started questioning it maybe 15 years ago and was totally dispelled of it bit by bit thereafter. They really aren't just wrong, they really are evil, destructive, craven, greedy, grasping, megalomaniacal, power-mad, degenerate and corrupt to the very black core of their rotten decayed beings.
Posted by: And those are their good features at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
Democraps kill babies, butcher confused boys and girls, force themselves on vulnerable women (and men), and occasionally do a nice fat murder.
Their worms are working overtime.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Heh. Add in the keto friendly tortillas that swear they have enough dietary fiber to maintain ketosis... but somehow always knock me out of ketosis.
I am sure they- like the dem rapists- mean well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Crow Fan at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)
I think you're lying to me
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
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I think it's more of a magpie favorite.
Those birds are assholes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (B5oTI)
And this was a high-ranking Democrat Party official.
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Sit down. This may be hard for you to hear.
All high-ranking democrat party officials are psychopathic monsters. And a shit ton of the high ranking republican party officials too.
Posted by: shrugs at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (WXgO5)
It's the political equivalent of an autoimmune disease: they cannot tolerate truly intelligent members.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)
This is really the main point. The Dems knew what a pos Fairfax was, but they stood by him because if they hadn't, a Republican would have assumed the governorship. There is literally nothing more important to them than power.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
Biden's FBI illegally wiretapped all of Kash Patel's communications for 2-3 years.
All they found out was that he likes to drink, smoke cigars, and loves hokey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (WXgO5)
Yeah. They are going to be fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM
Suggested edit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:16 PM (gKWVE)
On the basis that everything belongs to the State, they are well within their authority to appropriate a lady's juicy bits for their amusement. It is the action of a wrecker to deny them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (ExV1e)
There's another woman who might feel like taking a small vacation with her relatives and an armed guard.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (gKWVE)
the crows are here, is a good ewetoob channel.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (PnEh/)
Posted by: Dark Litigator
Maybe it was bad Korean takeout...
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)
idk, there seem to be a lot of friendly crows out there, that make it onto YouTube videos. So maybe it is just the most common phrase that Google remembers. (or maybe they are watching you on your cameras even now)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Pokey at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (0sNs1)
They'll probably carry bird mites to invest your house with too.
Posted by: Scott_T at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
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No kidding!
*rubs soothing ointment on exhaust port*
Posted by: Blue State Taxpayers at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)
They might bring you the occasional coin because it's shiny.
Posted by: Otherwise probably not at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)
It's the political equivalent of an autoimmune disease: they cannot tolerate truly intelligent members.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)
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The incentive structure to rise up on an already established political machine is about ass kissing, never policy or anything to do with voters.
Smart people can easily rise up in that environment, but if you combine that with stupid people getting into high positions, the people in the high positions don't want smart people to make them feel dumb. So, they push out the smart people and replace them with dumber people than them to feel superior.
This degrades the overall machine, but entrenched political machines have a lot of ruin in them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Crow Fan! at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (T8m77)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (rJ48h)
Probably at this point. There are a lot of D former politicos who live in Fairfax, so he was nothing special now...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (tOcjL)
Not on topic, or to beat a dead horse, but Biden met with a smiling Pope Francis 5 times while he was in power and simultaneously directed the Justice department to illegally persecute and imprison abortion opponents.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (rJ48h)
We need to really drill down into his motivations.
Posted by: is it safe? No. It is not. at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (AkEZC)
sounds likely.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: PG at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (mZ4Tz)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (it8Io)
It was Trump's fault, probably.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
I only have to lose 30lbs to get down to a trim 190, going to try a modified carnivore and see how that goes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (2ochW)
EVERY time you go outside you're going to be pestered. This will go on for, maybe, as long as 10 years. It's all unicorns and rainbows now, but I am looking forward to the guaranteed complaints in the not too distant future.
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)
cool! So far I just have this one visit, though there are about a dozen in the area.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (Cqx++)
What about pokey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)
Mayhaps some panky? Preceeded by 'Hanky'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)
EVERY time you go outside you're going to be pestered. This will go on for, maybe, as long as 10 years. It's all unicorns and rainbows now, but I am looking forward to the guaranteed complaints in the not too distant future.
huh. well, at least it will be fun for a while.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Wally
Then there's always the "You should put some ice on that" exclusion.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Y8DZL)
Lebanon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 12:25 PM (n1OCj)
See also: California & Illinois. Runs into the immodestly-named Nazdar's Law: Where competence is optional, competence shall disappear.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:25 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Nazdar
Ooh, me likey. Stolen.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)
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Well, yes. But also, he would never have risen as high as he did if he wasn't blackmailable. He and Fartwell are both peas in a pod. Your average successful Demoncratic politician is completely and utterly compromised. Just take it as a given. Remember that guy who ran for gov of florida until he was found in a hotel room high on crack with a couple of gay hookers. Democrat. No coincidences bro.
Posted by: shrugs at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 12:23 PM (AkEZC)
He used a semi-automatic assault firearm! THIS is why I've banned them in Virginia!
- Spanberger, probably
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am NOT A Deep Thinker! at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (hSi/k)
So be patient, Trump! These things take time.
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)
Suicide first.
Then murder.
Also, wear the blackface so you'll be remembered.
Auto-asphyxiation only if you want to be remembered as the sexmachine you are.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: drJimmy at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (EwMeX)
But it wasn't rape rape rape rape rape rape.... ah fuck it, Whoopi losing her weave
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (TLxw1)
I REALLY wish this was not true, but it is true.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM (BI5O2)
Absolutely. The murder of the wife would have gotten him. Hard to maintain the delusion there.
But a suicide attempt in the clear, that just means he is as fucked up as me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
Yes they are demonic.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (gKWVE)
The Fairfax couple is nevermore.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 12:26 PM
That's referencing a raven, not a crow.
Ravens are typically larger than crows, with a wingspan of 45–51 inches compared to crows' 36 inches, and they have a diamond-shaped tail in flight, while crows have a fan-shaped tail.
Additionally, ravens produce a deep, throaty croak, whereas crows make a harsh caw.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (0sNs1)
For some its a hard fall.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (gnNyN)
Maybe ace is just looking ahead to end of life disposal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
Try not to lose weight in your head. I think your brain would not like that.😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (rZCVI)
Fairfax denied the accusation, saying the encounter was consensual.
Then a second woman, Meredith Watson, came forward to claim Fairfax raped her in a "premeditated and aggressive" attack in 2000 while they were both at Duke.
>>>>>>>>
You said "rape" twice.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (eC0bt)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (0bjKf)
Yes they are demonic.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (TxYmD)
Yeah, it is kind of hard to look at them as fellow countrymen who just have different ideas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)
I think he did get "married," back when he decided he was now "straight" for internet attention.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)
She fed him peanuts, unsalted, in shell.
She'd go out on the porch and bang the table a couple times and he'd fly up and take the peanut out of her hand.
She loved birds.
Posted by: Derak at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (UQEZ7)
Suicide first.
Then murder.
Also, wear the blackface so you'll be remembered.
Auto-asphyxiation only if you want to be remembered as the sexmachine you are.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (Sco7b)
Justin Fairfax was born with blackface.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)
cool! So far I just have this one visit, though there are about a dozen in the area.
Posted by: ace
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Ever been to the beach when someone starts to feed bread to a seagull? Then gets swarmed like something out of Hitchcock? Yeah. You might just want to go ahead and put the for sale sign out now...
Posted by: Wild Kingdom at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R)
I think he did get "married," back when he decided he was now "straight" for internet attention.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)
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Who?
Don't answer that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: far cry at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (WbWbV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (gnNyN)
Maybe ace is just looking ahead to end of life disposal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
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That's why I have 5 cats.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (NlEaG)
I wholly believe they fear the name Jesus, and for good reason. I rebuke them in Jesus's name.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (0bjKf)
Keep on flying honky! We don't need your kind around here!
Posted by: The Crows at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)
This didn't work out well for Homer Simpson in the end.
Posted by: far cry at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (WbWbV)
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Rick managed it when Morty pissed him off enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (tgvbd)
lol
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Crows Are Great! at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (gnNyN)
That's good thinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)
"Possible" mental illness? You are way too kind. Marx was seriously mentally ill.
Despise his access to wealth, Marx was a dirty, disgusting louse whose personal hygiene was so bad his skin literally corroded into open wounds and sores.
The guy stank worse than a gaggle of homeless lepers fucking each other in a vat of shit, skunk juice, and vomit.
All he had to do was take a bath every once in a while. He didn't. No sane man behaves like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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There's no sense in raving about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)
What's the line about Satan's best trick?
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
Va law requires a full year of separate living before things can go forward, and they were still sharing?
The house is in Mantua, a coveted Fairfax Co address, and maybe both were doing a "War of the Roses" style refusal to abandon the property to the other?
He was never a particularly bright or shining bulb, but after all the traction he got and then his massive fall, this does not surprise me.
I do feel sorry for the kids. his wife, and those children, did not deserve this end.
Posted by: barbarausa at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (g8Ew8)
No.
He could have murdered her, the kids, and then gone house to house murdering everyone on the block, gone to Karen's house, murdered her kids in front of her, and she'd still vote for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
I first sight read that as 'Satan's best dick'.
I think I need to get laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)
I've been feeding the crows for about 5 years now and it's true they can be noisy when they want food. In the grand scheme of things having wild animals interact with you far out weights the sometimes loud cawing.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)
He married a dude so I think the marriage came before the straight thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 12:30 PM (NlEaG)
We are running higher than normal for murders...but since it's still uber-rare, this will be a big story all week, right before April 21...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)
He was!
TheGatewayPundit picture was 'light.'
Now mainstream news will never cover this. He dies forgotten.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
Crows may nibble around the edges. You really need to befriend a flock of turkey vultures to get rid of a body. Had a deer drop dead in our yard. Vultures had that carcass cleaned tout suite.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (TxYmD)
How are grackles different from crows? Blackbirds? Starlings?
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
I first sight read that as 'Satan's best dick'.
I think I need to get laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
You got 666? If not I'm afraid the odds are stacked against you.
Posted by: Now it's a 7-pack because inflammation at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
It's called prime trim.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
Let me help.
Posted by: Satan's Grinder.com at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (dmDsy)
Sounds like everybody who voted for our current VA AG.
Posted by: barbarausa at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: MJ at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Feeding bears is a bad idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XeU6L)
Lebanon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 12:25 PM
Dafuq?!
Posted by: Beirut at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (3ZUWJ)
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I typed in "how to" and Google auto-completed "f*** my girlfriend in the ass." I think the system definitely is spying on me.
Posted by: Lost on the Back Nine at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 12:27 PM (gnNyN)
I'm expecting lots of crow videos on the Cafe now.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (gKWVE)
This goes deep, people!
Michael J. Nelson has a number of stories about how he fell afoul (sorry) of a crow in San Diego, and the crows came after him. It was a decades-long feud. Crows not only remember your face, they TELL THE OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU.
Probably smart to befriend them because they ALSO CONTROL THE SEARCH ENGINES.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (/d4WW)
154 Obama didn't have to be smart. He just had to be smarter than McCain.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (gKWVE)
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Intelligence had nothing to do with that.
McCain wanted to lose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (B5oTI)
What was he doing that he took this route?
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 12:31 PM (M5Q22)
She was divorcing him. She's the likely breadwinner. He got desparate enough to report a (false) domestic violence act by his wife (who apparently knew this could happen b/c she had put cameras in the house) in January. She filed new legal papers on him yesterday. He got served them and snapped.
The papers possibly could have required him to immediately leave the premises. That would make sense in a timeline, but no one is saying what they are.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
Never mess with a bird with a murder hallux.
(The piercing back toe on raptors)
Had to grab a hawk one time. Had on the leather welding gloves. Grabbed her and she hit me with the free leg. The hallux caught the seam in the thumb perfectly. Billion to one shot. Just a small cut.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 12:36 PM (ERade)
He was the smart one.
Posted by: MJ at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XOmY9)
If Obama had not been Black, he never would have even gotten to senate. He seized (or the people handling him seized) the opportunity for commies and guilty whites to expiate their guilt. Then they turned around and inflamed race relations to the point of unrecognizability.
How did having the first black president work out there? Not so good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 12:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 12:36 PM (FmapG)
I don't mind that. but I'm only living near a dozen of them, not a murder.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)
i just hate how the barstewards empty all my bird feeders looking for the ONE peanut in the feeder...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (578V/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (cWLG3)
Pepe Leo.
Make it so.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
This goes deep, people!
Michael J. Nelson has a number of stories about how he fell afoul (sorry) of a crow in San Diego, and the crows came after him. It was a decades-long feud. Crows not only remember your face, they TELL THE OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU.
Probably smart to befriend them because they ALSO CONTROL THE SEARCH ENGINES.
Posted by: moviegique
Crows are distant kin to Big Penguin.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ERade)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (NgqoH)
I'm in a former rural area turned suburb and we have loads of carrion birds around here. Dead squirrels, armadillos, possums, raccoons, you name it they're on it chowing down. It's a little creepy sometimes. You'll drive down the street and a whole flock of those things will be perched on all the rails of a split-rail fence, a literal wall-o-vultures just watching, waiting, salivating.
Posted by: One looked at me and croaked "soon" at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Feeding bears is a bad idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XeU6L)
You're the one who left those trash cans unsecured.
Posted by: The Bears at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
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She used a shotgun?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: drJimmy
I wanted the head of Alfredo Garcia.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (it8Io)
The Pope shat on himself again. Northern Palestine saw the result of attacking Israel for 40 years and the Jews finally got the message through.
What exactly did the Catholic Church do to resolve any of this?
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
I thought that was 'Feeding the ducks'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
Make it so.
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (NlEaG)
The Vicar of Kek on Earth
Posted by: More papal bull at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)
Probably smart to befriend them because they ALSO CONTROL THE SEARCH ENGINES.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 16, 2026 12:35 PM (/d4WW)
Mike? From MST3K and Rifftrax? Are these stories on Youtube or whatever?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (dmDsy)
The most dangerous people on the planet, because they will latch onto anything if it gets people to tell them they're super smart.
Dumb people already know they are not geniuses, and don't aspire to be. But these 115 IQ's are the ones who litter academia and become good little commies.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (TxYmD)
I'd be a bit wary with the crows. Peck your eyes out man...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (AkEZC)
I'd get closer, both sides would rise up, fly a hundred feet, rest, eat. I'd get closer, we'd do it again.
Beautiful.
Kind of creepy.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: javems at April 16, 2026 12:39 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: blaster
My neighbor across the street explained it to me like this when he was getting divorced: You can live in the same house, but you cannot interact. He said that he and his wife could even be watching the same movie together, and that would be OK, but if he offered her some popcorn, that would be breaking the rules.
This was in Virginia.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at April 16, 2026 12:40 PM (PHjsi)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
I thought that was 'Feeding the ducks'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
Distributing free literature
Posted by: Things I learned from Letterkenny at April 16, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)
A couple attacked our cat.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Now tell us about Fish Crows.
Posted by: Ice Cream For Crow at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Zombie Brandon Lee at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (5Mjfi)
Probably smart to befriend them because they ALSO CONTROL THE SEARCH ENGINES.
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That's the kind of spurwing plover-grade autism that's been missing from this site for years.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (eC0bt)
***
Hope. Not at all. No spying here.
PS...cashews work too.
Posted by: Bob at NSA at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)
A couple attacked our cat.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)
What did the crows do to the couple?
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:41 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: javems at April 16, 2026 12:42 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Beartooth
We used to be a thing.
-- Bat videos on the Cafe
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
How are grackles different from crows? Blackbirds? Starlings?
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (65cLN)
apparently, crowns have a single pinion feather in their wing while grackle have 2 pinion feathers.
so the difference is a matter ofapinion....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (578V/)
Posted by: One looked at me and croaked "soon"
So, would you say the neighborhood has...
/flips on sunglasses
...a murder problem?
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: blaster
On sitcoms they used to paint dotted lines on the floors.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (it8Io)
They think we are evil because they are evil and can't imagine any other reason do doing anything than naked self-interest.
We imagine they are good, because we are good, and just assume they need to be educated on the facts.
All this me too shit has fallen 90% on the Dems, anyone else notice that? The Ds do this all the time and always assumed the Rs had the same problem - they don't.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
I thought that was 'Feeding the ducks'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
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Crows are cooler than ducks
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
Wait, the crows are Jewish?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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Most Ravens aren't murderers, but there are exceptions
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (WicQ8)
I feed barn cats and the crows eat the food and then they leave washers and bits of metal in the dish.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (qWalT)
This was in Virginia.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
Was stuck in the same house for a bit pending the divorce my ex initiated. It was pretty awful. She began her parental alienation campaign right in front of me, now that I look back on it, and was already outright lying to the kids. I was too upset and scared and emasculated to consistently counteract it, to my everlasting shame. I don't recommend it.
Posted by: Would've done many things different in hindsight at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)
Somewhere, someone on Kindle Unlimited is frantically pounding one out about that. A story I mean.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)
-- Bat videos on the Cafe
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:42 PM
Those were the halycon days!
Posted by: Chiroptophiles of AoSHQ at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (0sNs1)
I feed barn cats and the crows eat the food and then they leave washers and bits of metal in the dish.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (qWalT)
Crows - the earliest Capitalists.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (pDt9x)
Wait, the crows are Jewish?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (sabhw)
Is there anything they can't do?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
Let me add to that - they do nasty shit to women, but the press covers it up. hence Me Too would target republicans. Because they assumed Republicans were just as depraved as they are. Only, we're not. So, looking for targets, something to justify the Me-Too movement, they started picking off Ds.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (L6dcX)
Black guy gets uppity on the Dem plantation and he is put in his "rightful place?"
I have never heard such a thing before.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal
Some of them already have tool use. And mimicry that makes parrots look like amateurs (dear God, what I've heard starlings do...)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (OUMaO)
If you don't have kids with together, there's nothing worth putting up with her shit for one second longer than absolutely necessary. Always hide enough cash to walk the fuck out whenever you want.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (pDt9x)
Had a deer drop dead in our yard. Vultures had that carcass cleaned tout suite.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (NgqoH)
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I'm rather fond of vultures. Poor, ugly, unloved bastards do an important job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (tgvbd)
Let me add to that - they do nasty shit to women, but the press covers it up. hence Me Too would target republicans. Because they assumed Republicans were just as depraved as they are. Only, we're not. So, looking for targets, something to justify the Me-Too movement, they started picking off Ds.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 12:45 PM (L6dcX)
A lot of GOPe are JUST as shitty human beings. BUT, they are also aware they will face scrutiny to high heaven (unlike dems), and I bet that keeps a decent few in line.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (sabhw)
Shhh! Don't touch the Lamarchand Puzzle...
Posted by: if you summon the groypers, they come at April 16, 2026 12:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Iron Horse Joe at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (a992C)
Feeding the crow and choking the chicken are NOT the same thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)
I have never heard such a thing before.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)
Never forget what that famously conservative conversative Mitt Romney did to Herman Cain.
That man was catching on bigly, and the Uniparty had to put him down. And that's how easy it was back then. The gauntlet Trump has run is like nothing the country has probably ever seen.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TxYmD)
Had a deer drop dead in our yard. Vultures had that carcass cleaned tout suite.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 16, 2026 12:33 PM (NgqoH)
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I'm rather fond of vultures. Poor, ugly, unloved bastards do an important job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 12:46 PM (tgvbd)
Beautiful to watch when they fly. Their soaring is awesome.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (pDt9x)
yeah I like owls, so I don't entice crows
that said one dive-bombed me this morning lol
crazy
we have Great Horned and barn and screech owls. it's a cacophony at night!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
They supposedly have some of the most acidic gastric juices of any animal. They sure need them!
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)
Amazing little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:44 PM (sabhw)
Shhh! Don't touch the Lamarchand Puzzle...
Posted by: if you summon the groypers, they come at April 16, 2026 12:47 PM (gKWVE)
It is not hands that call the groypers, it is stupidity
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)
He was sometimes present during the year, as they owned several small businesses together which necessitated him being in town for shared business action on occasion, before the division of property.
I was asked a lot of questions on the stand as to whether I ever saw anything in the home, such as a toothbrush or shaving equipment in the bathroom, that could indicate that he was present in a more intimate capacity.
In Va, circa late 80s
Posted by: barbarausa at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (ohEng)
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I presume every Democrat is an incipient murderer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (NcvvS)
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Good observation. I started noticing that mid to high IQ people simply can't understand why someone starts fights with cops instead of just taking the ticket or whatever. But it is simply because this is what low IQ people do, they are incapable of reasoning their way into understanding consequences.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: RebeccaH at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (VFung)
that said one dive-bombed me this morning lol
crazy
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 12:48 PM (j+aD2)
You realize this is ambiguous
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Bain Capital at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
*Lindsey Graham has left the chat*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (77rzZ)
So just like befriending a stray cat. Except for the peanuts. Substitute tuna fish.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (3JuEJ)
Yes of course there are those who are simply deluded and brainwashed, but the party -- especially at its operator levels -- is all about malice and greed.
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"We can all agree."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (BCuCF)
right it was a very large owl
it's always exciting bc they are so silent
maybe it wanted coffee?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (j+aD2)
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Good observation. I started noticing that mid to high IQ people simply can't understand why someone starts fights with cops instead of just taking the ticket or whatever. But it is simply because this is what low IQ people do, they are incapable of reasoning their way into understanding consequences.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Felons in prison universally have defective impulse control.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (FhXTo)
Tucker hardest hit, probably.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (qBdHI)
Pretty much the same way you find a husband, ladies.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (3JuEJ)
The most dangerous people on the planet, because they will latch onto anything if it gets people to tell them they're super smart.
Dumb people already know they are not geniuses, and don't aspire to be. But these 115 IQ's are the ones who litter academia and become good little commies.
Posted by: ...
Maximum endorsement.
Posted by: ace at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Penguin Pete at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:49 PM (NcvvS)
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The Liberty Bell by J. P. Sousa
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (ohEng)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (pDt9x)a
Asome do better in the marshmallow test then others.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (TxYmD)
RIP. Gone way, way too soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (sKuDi)
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
Probably training an assassination squad.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (it8Io)
Posted by: RebeccaH
He just them emotionally devastated for the rest of their lives. They may very well ending up killing themselves due to what they've experienced.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (xcxpd)
He's suborned and useful to the machine. So he can get fucked by as many gay prostitutes as he wants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)
The most dangerous people on the planet, because they will latch onto anything if it gets people to tell them they're super smart.
Dumb people already know they are not geniuses, and don't aspire to be. But these 115 IQ's are the ones who litter academia and become good little commies.
I've said for a while the real problem with modern society is the midwits. The meme where the low IQs and high IQs are on the same (correct) side but the 110 IQs aren't just keeps happening.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (sabhw)
HOWEVER, note these important provisos:
Some dog fopd kibble has piece that are TOO BIG fr crows to eat, so I discovered a clever workarnd
1. Buy PUPPY chow, not dog chow. Puppy chow has smaller pieces, which crows like better.
2. The puppy chpw might also attract other unwanted vermin, so figure out a way to keep it contained and not be spread all over the place.
3. Beware that crows poop a lot, and their poops are big, so while they're standing around on your deck waiting for puppy chow, they will leave droppings that you will have to later clean up. That's the reality of wild animals -- they just poo where they stand.
Peanuts can work good too, but in my experience the peanuts attracted other birds too (mostly bluejays), which ended up scaring the crows off. So I ended up avoiding peanuts for crow-luring.
Good luck!
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: RebeccaH at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (VFung)
He seems nice
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (zZuPW)
yes I'm very excited for this
my weakness is feeding foxes and deer. I know I should not do this. but ok you get the cheap rotisserie chicken at Costco, put the remaining part outside, and the next morning it's GONE! maybe a little bone is left. foxes are cool.
and the deer you know, they're cute. I know it's wrong. it's just apples here and there
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (61TgR)
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (S+j2h)
She was on an episode of Would I Lie to You and I remember her chiefly because she has a thoroughly righteous set of gams.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:53 PM (TxYmD)
The most dangerous people on the planet, because they will latch onto anything if it gets people to tell them they're super smart.
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I'm 137 IQ and there's no end to the dumb stuff I've done.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 12:54 PM (ohEng)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 12:54 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 12:54 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons is still doing the right thing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:54 PM (FmapG)
Many moons ago Brit Lass decided to feed a local fox and really enjoyed it until he brought his friends.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (Wmg4n)
One day, I tossed a still-in-the-shell peanut out on the deck and waited. Within just a few minutes, a squirrel came by, snatched it and scampered off.
Did that a few times then got bored. Grabbed a needle and thread from the wife's sewing table, lashed two peanuts together and tossed it out on the deck.
Gone in 60 seconds.
Stitched three peanuts together and tossed that out.
Gone.
Kept doing that, adding one peanut at a time to the 'train' before tossing it out on the deck.
I got up to well over a dozen peanuts stitched together. It was funny watching the squirrel run off with the peanut train in its mouth.
Eventually, I got bored with that too and took a nap on the sofa. When I woke up and looked out onto the deck, I saw the squirrel sitting there with its nose pressed up against the glass.
I laughed and closed the blinds.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (Y1sOo)
Hey Grot, get this, she thinks it's FOXES!!! Hahahahaha!
*licks KFC off of prehensile grasping penis*
Posted by: Subterranean Lizard People at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)
this is because they are sensitive about their intelligence (and some higher IQs are too) so they CANNOT BE WRONG
people who are like, yeah I'm dumb, they will rethink things. and most really smart people are constantly rethinking things (or should be).
it's egotism really (on the part of the midwits)
they're dangerous lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (pDt9x)
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And also that they were wrongfully convicted.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (it8Io)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (KWEa6)
Now to watch and wait... and wait... and...
{begin dream sequence}
Its 2am and I'm sitting in a patio chair staring at the woods.
"Dear, what are you doing out there?"
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)
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Not unlike homeless people.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ohEng)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 16, 2026 12:52 PM (sKuDi)
Never more than one!
- Sheryl Crow!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:57 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2026 12:57 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:57 PM (pDt9x)
This is COMMON
They aren't 'good but naive'
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:54 PM (FmapG)
Valid, but it also highlights how if the dems were under as strict a scrutiny, maybe we would not have as shitty a ruling class. If this guy had been booted back when the first accusation/rape occurred, then maybe the wife and kids would be off somewhere, better off. But instead, he was protected and thus it festered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: RebeccaH at April 16, 2026 12:50 PM (VFung)
They were teens. He might have not killed them b/c he was a coward. One teen had already called 911 with mom's death, and teens can take on parents physically, especially since there were 2. He probably didn't want anyone stopping him from taking himself out.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 12:34 PM (NlEaG)
You need to have a third door installed.
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (KWEa6)
All they found out was that he likes to drink, smoke cigars, and loves hokey.
Posted by: TheJamesMad
Hokey, like father knows best reruns?
Or Hockey, like Go Bruins!! ?
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Shit Confucious Say at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (it8Io)
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A San Francisco coffee shop is flattening the noise around its removal of Pride flags in stores as it plans on a new “unifying” piece of artwork.
Philz Coffee CEO Mahesh Sadarangani did not apologize for the removal in a company-wide memo, but shared the company’s future plans and noted he could have communicated it better.
“We hear and deeply understand that we did not handle changes to store decor as well as we should have, especially as true allies to the community,” he said. “Some of our team members have shared that those changes felt personal.”
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (kX27y)
If so, the Democrat party has a place for you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
The great tit is the name of an actual bird (Parus major).
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (pDt9x)
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I got aa big laugh from a crossword puzzle clue/answer. The clue was "Wise ones" and the answer was "Mensans." My thought: "Have you MET any Mensans??"
Full disclosure: I have been a Mensa member.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (ohEng)
Makes me want to go to Luckenbach, Texas where ain't nobody feeling no pain.
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (pvf3X)
we were talking about this this morning (after I got that "hey there" from the big owl) and really owls are not strong even if they have a big wingspan. I don't worry about an owl actually being able to make off with a puppy (normal sized).
but we have hawks. those guys DO take pups! they're still cool tho
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)
Good gawd but but he's an idiot.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (qVbBU)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)
I am partial to the common Bushtits
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (S+j2h)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (tOcjL)
Or he wants them to suffer and then blame the mom for it - which a lot of kids would.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (BI5O2)
Tucker hardest hit, probably.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (sabhw)
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I don't know how that happens when stupid Michel Aoun won't even talk to Netanyahu.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (KWEa6)
#Wisdom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)
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We put out a dried fruit and nut mix for the squirrels not too long ago. We have woods right behind us. It was so cute watching one squirrel find this manna from heaven, take a little nut, run away with it for 2 minutes, come right back and grab another piece of fruit and run off, 2 minutes later come for another piece and run off....he or she was obviously taking it to a hiding place one piece at a time. It was just the cutest thing to watch.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (qBdHI)
“We hear and deeply understand that we did not handle changes to store decor as well as we should have, especially as true allies to the community,” he said. “Some of our team members have shared that those changes felt personal.”
Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (kX27y)
Boo Hoo whiney bitches...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (BVSYA)
The research says a low-carb diet is under 150g of carbohydrates per day, so my go-to splurge is a bagel with schmear of cream cheese.
Eggs (poached)
Sardines (gotta be careful. gotta take my allopurinol and drink plenty of water).
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (rj6Yv)
Letter to Obama: Sotomayor not that smart
One of the nation's most respected Supreme Court scholars suggested last year that President Obama not appoint Sonia Sotomayor to the court because she's not smart enough.
One of the nation's most respected Supreme Court scholars, Laurence Tribe of Harvard, suggested last year that President Obama not appoint Sonia Sotomayor to the U.S. Supreme Court because she's not smart enough.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39899713
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Wmg4n)
If you have an owl you don't want crows, they harass the owlets in the nest and the owls eat the baby crows out of the nest. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (qWalT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
100% concur. The deliberate protection of these (D) pols directly led to this murder. Again.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (FmapG)
wait you don't have a pet owl? do you?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (S+j2h)
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He talks a bit about them in the early episodes of "372 Pages We'll Never Get Back". Episode 2, for one.
https://372pages.com/page/23
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (/d4WW)
Or Hockey, like Go Bruins!! ?
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 12:59 PM (sl73Y)
Like the Pokey.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"
Sure, but it's not "rape" rape.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 01:01 PM (GUOwU)
The other half of this theory is the *other* most dangerous people on the planet - and the ones responsible for a surprising majority of our woes.
The yes men. These are the people who allow the Kamala's and Obama's and to some exten Hillarys and Newsoms and McCains of the world to fully inhabit self-belief in their own genius.
An inordinate amount of evil has been fomented and sanctioned by the yes men. Of course this includes women. People too craven and cowardly and moreover, ambitious, to ever buck someone just because they might be able to help them. Cast them all to hell.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (S+j2h)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (S+j2h)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:58 PM (tOcjL)
Or he wants them to suffer and then blame the mom for it - which a lot of kids would.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 01:00 PM (BI5O2)
Nah, my sister dated a guy whose dad paid someone to kill his mom (LONG story - happened while they were dating)...dad lived. All the siblings disconnected from dad forever. They were f'ed up, but dad got all the blame, rightfully so. Another female breadwinner looking to leave the male party in that case...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
My wife joined MENSA to meet smart guys. She did not have a high opinion of them.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 12
Put some comfy stuff in there, like straw. Owls do not make their own nests, they steal other birds’ nests (they are squatters).
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (S+j2h)
Mmmmmm. Redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (bss/y)
Jungle Woman, hahaha
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:03 PM (S+j2h)
_Fox Business
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:03 PM (faK3k)
They will kill you at birth
Destroy you if you’re born
Pervert your morals as children
Kill you when you get old
Let you kill yourself and murder others for their cult
But vote Democrat or something.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2026 01:03 PM (+ffGB)
I thought that was Sydneyus Sweeneyus.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)
Listen, y’all. Abusers don’t rationalize like that. It’s power and control. And because they are cowards, this guy didn’t want to face the consequences of his actions.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (S+j2h)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Wmg4n)
Thank you. The box came with a pack of sawdust and I put that in there on top of a bed of little leaf/twig/grass scraps.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (DgMqy)
Watching the gooney birds trying to take off was funny. Watching them try to land was hilarious.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Y1sOo)
It used to be a requirement in "no fault" divorces that the couple formally separate and live separate lives for a year (or six months). Courts took the requirement seriously.
In some cases (mostly due to finances), the couple would live "separate" but in the same house. That was almost always a disaster.
The current trend is to allow "no fault" divorce based just on a statement that the marriage is dead. The idea is to get these people apart and end the marriage as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)
Texans should sue NY over pronouncing Houston as "How-Stun"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (ynpvh)
_Fox Business
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:03 PM (faK3k)
I don't see a disconnect.
We need to replenish our stores.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (bss/y)
Don't poison and kill a family with thallium and then host a Mensa murder mystery party with that as a poison while an undercover cop is renting your house where they found traces of thallium.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (KWEa6)
I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Vlad Tepes at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (0sNs1)
The field of the impaled must be fed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
_Fox Business
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:03 PM (faK3k)
Gotta rebuild stockpiles
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (S+j2h)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. No sound-just soft feathers hitting my face and chest. Landed on a pine tree, quite pleased it had scared the crap out of me.
Posted by: Woodsy Fan at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)
_Fox Business
I don't see a disconnect.
We need to replenish our stores.
Well, that's because you're not an idiot...
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (rj6Yv)
This is the story of the rise of Hasan Piker. Dude's kind of an idiot, but he's treated to a hero's welcome at fucking Yale.
Stupid but driven is still dangerous, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:13 PM (B5oTI)
More importantly, Hasan Poker is “networked”. That is the only qualification Americans care about.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
In the Galapagos, they sell t-shirts with boobies on them and the caption "Save the boobies." All profits go to breast-cancer research.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Wmg4n)
Thank you. The box came with a pack of sawdust and I put that in there on top of a bed of little leaf/twig/grass scraps.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April
My owl can be destructive, so just know if you get one like Owlbert who decides he is in love with you, and you have a fence, those talons are something. Our fence gets restrained a lot because of him, and he leaves his puked up mouse bones by the pool a lot.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (Wmg4n)
I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Vlad Tepes at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (0sNs1)
The field of the impaled must be fed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
Loggerhead Shrikes impale their prey on barbed wire fences, mean little tweetys
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (S+j2h)
I thought that was Sydneyus Sweeneyus.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)
She does have great tits
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)
Oh, come on! Who among us hasn't spilled a little thallium on the kitchen counter?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)
She plays to her strengths and seems to realize she has a window.
More power to her. Not least of which because I like looking at her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (guGkK)
Don't poison and kill a family with thallium and then host a Mensa murder mystery party with that as a poison while an undercover cop is renting your house where they found traces of thallium.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:05 PM (KWEa6)
Where I grew up, to call someone a menso or mensa meant they were stupid... LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (ynpvh)
Lebanon cease fire.
President Trump in line for the next Nobel Peace Prize Participation Ribbon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (Sco7b)
so the difference is a matter ofapinion....
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Grackles are horrifying if you have a swimming pool.
They are crazy about keeping the nest clean when the chicks hatch. They eat the baby bird poop, then fly to the nearest body of still water and vomit the poop into the water. If you open your pool early in an area with a lot of grackles be prepared for a digusting mess. Don't ask me how I know. . .
Posted by: Experience is a painful teacher at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Anna Puma
One of the best Forensic Files episodes.
Posted by: Crime Don't Pay (Often) at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (oftw2)
Watching the gooney birds trying to take off was funny. Watching them try to land was hilarious.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Y1sOo)
C-47's?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
Same with Joe Potato. Ketanji was only picked for her black skin, intelligence was not a consideration. It never is. Just a leftist rubber stamp.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: RebeccaH
That's digging deep for a ray of sunshine!
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM (S+j2h)
Tube Topped Tits are the funnest to watch in the wild.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:09 PM (dK+Kv)
>>He was the smart one.
Scarier thing is he hasn't gone anywhere. He was pushing buttons all during Biden's presidency and he's still trying to take down Trump and Republicans by any means.
It's not a coincidence that the fight with the Pope happened right after David Axelrod's private meeting with the Pope.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 01:09 PM (viF8m)
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Posted by: ...
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The yes men are support staff akin to servants and clerical. In the xxx world they would be known as fluffers. The evil, is the group making the decisions of what actions its agents, the Hillarys, Newsoms, and McCains are to perform.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:09 PM (faK3k)
An inordinate amount of evil has been fomented and sanctioned by the yes men. Of course this includes women. People too craven and cowardly and moreover, ambitious, to ever buck someone just because they might be able to help them. Cast them all to hell.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:02 PM (TxYmD)
In most organizations you won't last long unless you are a "yes man." Even if it's not involving something that's evil, going against the grain will ensure your ouster.
Posted by: Groupthink is the product at April 16, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/)
I admire a woman with a serious interest in wildlife.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (guGkK)
She got a pair of boobies, you say?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 01:10 PM (gKWVE)
Those birds are assholes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (B5oTI)
If you want to befriend a Magpie just toss them a dead cat.
Posted by: Reforger at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (emWLT)
This dem committed late term divorce.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (QGaXH)
The current trend is to allow "no fault" divorce based just on a statement that the marriage is dead. The idea is to get these people apart and end the marriage as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM
My ex tried to do a standoff on the house when I finally got the guts to leave, and of course he made it as awful as humanly possible. He didn’t want to be considered as having abandoned the property - but it was obviously untenable for me to stay, so I left and he immediately filed saying I abandoned it. We proved I had to leave it because he was….him. And his parting gift to me was punching me in the side of the face while I held my little one. We ran, leaving everything behind. She didn’t even have shoes on. He immediately stopped paying the mortgage and let it go into foreclosure despite the court order he had to pay.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (QaH55)
>>He was the smart one.
Scarier thing is he hasn't gone anywhere. He was pushing buttons all during Biden's presidency and he's still trying to take down Trump and Republicans by any means.
It's not a coincidence that the fight with the Pope happened right after David Axelrod's private meeting with the Pope.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 01:09 PM (viF8m)
I honestly don't think Barry does anything he's not told to do. He was recruited, cast and acted as a prop for Progressives in the Party. He's lazy and a midwit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
In the Galapagos, they sell t-shirts with boobies on them and the caption "Save the boobies." All profits go to breast-cancer research.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
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I bought one of those shirts for my mom! The problem is that most people in the USA don't know there's a bird called a "boobie," so they don't get the joke.
The blue feet on the booby are not natural. The feet turn blue because of certain fish they eat that contain an enzyme (?) or something that turns the feet skin blue.
The blue feet are a major factor in finding mates. The males do a mating dance that shows off their blue feet -- the bluer the better -- and the female chooses a mate based largely on that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Y1sOo)
Those birds are assholes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (B5oTI)
If you want to befriend a Magpie just toss them a dead cat.
Posted by: Reforger at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (emWLT)
Isn't there some nursery rhyme with a pie made of magpies? Or was that blackbirds?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (KWEa6)
Blue Jays are assholes. They run off all the other birds.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (IifOV)
He wanted his fellow Smart People to figure out what he'd gotten away with.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (faK3k)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (DgMqy)
they also make nests in the DUMBEST places
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Wmg4n)
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Awful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
What do you call a group of three crows?
Attempted murder.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Bulg
Sounds like a bate and switch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (Sco7b)
Ace, or it just indicates that a lot of people online want to befriend crows. And I don't blame them!
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
In the Galapagos, they sell t-shirts with boobies on them and the caption "Save the boobies." All profits go to breast-cancer research.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
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I bought one of those shirts for my mom! The problem is that most people in the USA don't know there's a bird called a "boobie," so they don't get the joke.
The blue feet on the booby are not natural. The feet turn blue because of certain fish they eat that contain an enzyme (?) or something that turns the feet skin blue.
The blue feet are a major factor in finding mates. The males do a mating dance that shows off their blue feet -- the bluer the better -- and the female chooses a mate based largely on that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)
Sounds like flamingoes...their feathers only turn pink due to their diet. Shrimp, I believe are what they eat for the color.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (FtULh)
They want the demolished area left so the next guy can come in and say 'Look how Trump trashed the white house!'
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (uEYKS)
Again, it's (D)ifferent."
Democrats were holding on to that info in case he ran for Governor of California.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (mkw2N)
Blue Jays are assholes. They run off all the other birds.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (IifOV)
While crying, "Thief! Thief!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
Lucy, Ethel, the power of AI...
It's all yours....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)
My dad's dad drove them into Normandy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (FmapG)
I admire a woman with a serious interest in wildlife.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 01:07 PM (guGkK)
She got a pair of boobies, you say?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Like a nice set of owls?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2026 01:15 PM (5Mjfi)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Keena at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (uEYKS)
More muddled. How different is that than adoption? Couples who can't have kids who are able to raise a kid then?
Not, I am talking implanted, fertilized embryo not the dude banging the gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (gWBY1)
If you want to befriend a crow, plant a cherry tree.
Crows are asshoe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:04 PM
My ex tried to do a standoff on the house when I finally got the guts to leave, and of course he made it as awful as humanly possible. He didn’t want to be considered as having abandoned the property - but it was obviously untenable for me to stay, so I left and he immediately filed saying I abandoned it. We proved I had to leave it because he was….him. And his parting gift to me was punching me in the side of the face while I held my little one. We ran, leaving everything behind. She didn’t even have shoes on. He immediately stopped paying the mortgage and let it go into foreclosure despite the court order he had to pay.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Wmg4n)
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He sounds nice. The current trend is also to eliminate these kind of "home abandonment" claims because they invite this kind of gamesmanship and potential violence.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Bulg
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The dumbest thing I ever did was join MENSA -- what a bunch of embarrassing losers.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered”
- Northern Irish football legend George Best
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (0CU3H)
The most dangerous people on the planet, because they will latch onto anything if it gets people to tell them they're super smart.
Dumb people already know they are not geniuses, and don't aspire to be. But these 115 IQ's are the ones who litter academia and become good little commies.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (TxYmD)
Such insolence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: tubal
I'd have to be much, much, heavier to try Ozempic and such. Failure To Thrive is a real diagnosis and it happens because you lose your appetite. Messing with that would be a last resort, especially in my dotage.
Posted by: Hangry Hank at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (oftw2)
Makes sense.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (0MjtC)
Get the kind that is made of despair and self-loathing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Wmg4n)
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Awful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
My sister's ex was psychologically abusive. Put a gun to her head at least once, after putting a hole in the wall with said gun, they later said he was joking and the gun wasn't loaded. Yeah, right. Later, didn't want to work things out peacefully, causing the house to be sold and the money to go to lawyers. He decided not to pay child support and got his wages garnished.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:12 PM (ynpvh)
Four and twenty magpies doesn't sound right. Must be blackbirds.
Posted by: Reforger at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (emWLT)
The left is like a mafia. A number of families with soldiers, bosses and dons. I put Obama in the boss category but he is definitely being controlled by a don or dons.
He didn't just roll into DC and in a couple years not only become POTUS but seemingly had immense power of the deep state. We all suspected it before but all the evidence is now pouring out that numerous people in and out of government have been working against Trump and us for years. No way that halfbreed from Chicago put all this together.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 01:17 PM (viF8m)
Crows are asshoe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)
When I was a kid we tried everything to keep the crows off our cherry tree.
I think that it was the net over the whole thing that eventually did it, but it was such an incredible hassle, we never did it again.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (KWEa6)
Ace, or it just indicates that a lot of people online want to befriend crows. And I don't blame them!
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:14 PM (gWBY1)
I want the black bastards to leave me alone. Every year, they grab my nuts and crush them on my roof...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (ynpvh)
Is this a step in his plan for world domination?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (gDlxJ)
Crows fucking love peanuts
Shelled if other birds are a problem.
Lightly salted is OK if you rub off the salt.
I keep in freezer until needed.
Don't respond to calls. That will train them to make noise.
I only feed in winter when other foods are scarce. If I see them, I will call them, and throw some nuts in same spot and they understand.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (M5Q22)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 16, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)
We never did use nets. And we never got to harvest many cherries without their stupid beak-holes driven into them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: It's me donna
Simple solution. Host events at Mar A Lago and bill the government.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ERade)
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:20 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Nearly Always Nasty Bidness. at April 16, 2026 01:20 PM (oftw2)
The Axelrod visit reveals, again, the not-so-shadowy workings of the far left with the Catholic hierarchy and the narrative they are both trying to project.
And, again, even if Axelrod lives on the same block as Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dorne in Chicago, it doesn't mean they, like know or hang out or share the same political outlook, the internet says so.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 01:21 PM (Y1sOo)
Or, lesbians that get a sperm donor, and then sue the sperm donor for child support. That amazed me, the audacity.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (gWBY1)
I think that it was the net over the whole thing that eventually did it, but it was such an incredible hassle, we never did it again.
Posted by: 29Victor
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Yes. I use a net on the cherry trees. I also bag every grape on the vine, but last year I think they figured out that they can tear the bag (first paper, but also some of the net bags!) I printed up photos to put on the wall under the eves so to scare them. Cats, Trump, Gary Cooper .... but the grapes were already all gone so I never tested.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (M5Q22)
Yeah, I agree with Ace. The Democrats are a criminal enterprise. They're not even hiding it.
And I honestly don't know why i'm still here. (Earth; not this comment section; i actually like this place)
Posted by: Nelly at April 16, 2026 01:22 PM (6+ehB)
It's not a coincidence that the fight with the Pope happened right after David Axelrod's private meeting with the Pope.
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Nor a coincidence that 3 liberal cardinals one from Chicago, went on 60 minutes shortly after the Axelrod visit.
it is an op. Trump knew it was coming. 60 minutes isn't on a same day schedule. They know what they are doing at least a month in advance. Not to mention that coordinating 3 cardinals at the same place at the same time isn't something that happens that morning.
Sad. Liberal/Globalist/knowitalls are always getting their politics in my religion, and no it doesnt make it better.
Posted by: hilare belloc at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (anL5R)
A few years ago I was in London on business. I had some time to kill before my flight so my UK buddy took my around London.
We ended in a really nice park, can't remember which one, and it had signs in the ground along the trail of various birds with a picture. When came along the Great Tits sign we immediately turned into Beavis and Butthead.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Candidus at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (mh9lQ)
Stepparent. All the ATM functions with no disciplinary authority.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (ERade)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 01:24 PM (ERade)
Tell me about it! But I love my stepkids and love my role in their life. A lot is out of my control, so I let that go and focus on what I can control. It works out.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 01:27 PM (Y1sOo)
You are valued here and are one of the bright spots of the dark times this country is in.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ace
Y'know, you could always run an experiment - only feed the one you are trying to befriend when it's alone, and don't feed it when it brings friends.
See if they can figure out that one
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 01:29 PM (a+4eV)
Appreciate it. News these days just feels like they back up a cement truck full of sewage and are just spreading it all over. Try not to think about it too much.
Posted by: Nelly at April 16, 2026 01:32 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: epador at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (uEh23)
I think the crow Libby is working to rehabilitate themselves
Posted by: Doctor Mew at April 16, 2026 01:40 PM (XodLO)
Swalwell's wife should keep a close eye on him for the next few years, I think.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 01:49 PM (IxSmD)
That sounds like you're approaching a gorilla or some potentate. F that. If the crow can't handle me looking right at him, then he should bugger off or get a sling shot to the body.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 01:51 PM (IxSmD)
Pretty much the same way you find a husband, ladies.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 12:51 PM (3JuEJ)
Nah. I want direct eye contact. "My eyes are up here, ladies."
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 01:52 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (NgqoH)
Was that everybody's first thought when Ace said "cereal"? (It was mine.)
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 01:53 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 16, 2026 01:55 PM (yAfvt)
Posted by: mea culpa at April 16, 2026 01:56 PM (4lA0b)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 12:19 PM (WXgO5)
Yeah. They are going to be fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Arguably they're already likely f***ed up. This will just make it worse.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 01:58 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)
They have been known to steal it for you.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 02:03 PM (IxSmD)
Posted by: mc at April 16, 2026 02:09 PM (jGetf)
Crows are cool, but Ravens are much more cool.
Posted by: epador at April 16, 2026 01:35 PM (uEh23)
Ravens are asshoe. They're sarcastic and will get off on mocking you to your face. Back in my Army days during a long road march in Alaska I had one follow me cackling like a co-host of The View. At first I thought it was because I was near it's nest and it was putting out alarm signals. Nope. The fucker followed me for about a mile, looking straight at me while cackling, then it'd fly ahead and wait for me to pass before cackling again.
What a dick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2026 02:11 PM (y9nCu)
But now it's blackmail.
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 02:13 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 02:15 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Born Free at April 16, 2026 04:14 PM (raD1m)
Posted by: Pooklord at April 16, 2026 04:42 PM (asU3w)
The Morning Rant: Broken Windows Theory
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 11:00 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 11:00 AM (5xoct)
New York City is a perfect example of this. Beginning in the 1960s with four consecutive Democrat mayors, the city descended into chaos
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*polite cough*
John Lindsay was actually a Republican.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Safelite Repair-Safelite Replace at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (oftw2)
As I recall, when they started enforcing that, it turned out that a third of the turnstile-jumpers had outstanding warrants.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 11:05 AM (+4yJ5)
Good! NYC has been an arrogant piece of shit for a long time, bragging that it's better than the rest of the country. I want to see it looking like Detroit, with all the buildings boarded up and vagrants wandering around aimlessly.
Oh wait it's almost there already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 11:05 AM (rGqqI)
And that will be coming to NYC soon
I recall reading in the mid-2000's that Londan was over 50% foreign born, and likely more due to illegal immigrants flying under the radar. Twenty years later and it's a conquered city.
WHen people respond to Mamdani's projects "But this will make the productive people flee!" they seem to mis that this is the point. Clear out the old New Yorkers to make space (and occupy quickly sold real estate) for the new, foreign, non-western population he represents. He wants normies to flee -- that's the goal, not an unintended consequence.
Glad JJ got out, and hope that any remaining 'rons can escape this crumbling city, too.
Very sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 11:05 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 11:06 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:06 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 11:06 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Your Tax Money At Work at April 16, 2026 11:06 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (tgvbd)
He changed party affiliation to Democrat during his reign.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:06 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 11:07 AM (fhCge)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:07 AM (KWEa6)
He wants normies to flee -- that's the goal, not an unintended consequence.
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What is known as the Curley Effect, after corrupt Boston mayor James Curley.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:07 AM (tgvbd)
Those free grocery stores!
Leave it to NYC to class up food donation centers.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 11:07 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Safelite Repair-Safelite Replace at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (oftw2)
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Punctuality... white supremacy, straight up
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 11:08 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:08 AM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:09 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2026 11:09 AM (vbXSk)
__________
*polite cough*
John Lindsay was actually a Republican.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (tgvbd)
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Ed Koch got some things right.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 11:09 AM (1o8D5)
The New York Times ran an article during this period denouncing Giuliani because the evil NYPD was enforcing these rules in a "vibrant Brooklyn neighborhood".
The evil cops were trying to turn the neighborhood into "Mayberry", you see.
The NYT quoted a number of people in the neighborhood denouncing the NYPD's enforcement policies.
It turned out that all the people the NYT quoted in the article had one thing in common - they had all been arrested for dealing heroin.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 11:09 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 11:09 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: illiniwek
I've heard he's become an alkie, too.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:07 AM (tgvbd)
Coleman Young - 1980's Detroit.
'White Flight' became a thing.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 11:10 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:10 AM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 11:09 AM (1o8D5)
You are correct, but he wasn't willing to fight the Democrat machine to do what he knew needed to be done.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:10 AM (g0MSz)
The harridans of hate on the Spew are discussing how Trump and Hegsex are not Christian.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:11 AM (KWEa6)
It all started with the maple syrup on French Toast stage. What could it hurt, they said...
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 11:11 AM (zfkPG)
We see it may work in a neighborhood to get city money thrown at a problem but once CP is played against a larger geography or population there is a great chance that normal people will look the other way or just move away from the problem.
Then there is less tax base (both income and property) and the people that Play the CP card are left with less.
Played at the State level you end up with a great place like CO seeing 100 business (Fortune 1000 level) leave since 2020.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:12 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: an average democratic voter at April 16, 2026 11:12 AM (anL5R)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 16, 2026 11:12 AM (PiwSw)
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Unless it is a celebrity that I like. Or a billionaire with the right views. Take my money!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)
Curley represented the poor Irish in Boston, and he deliberately pushed the rich WASPs out of Boston to the suburbs to solidify his political base.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:08 AM (KWEa6)
They will steal the gondolas and the basket too.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 16, 2026 11:12 AM (PiwSw)
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I thought you were dead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (ohEng)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:08 AM (KWEa6)
And from I read they're not gonna be open till 2029 ? Is that true ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 11:14 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 11:14 AM (pDt9x)
Mybee shorting state and city municipal bonds?
Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2026 11:15 AM (sl73Y)
Third world environment. Related: Colorado's latest push to unravel safe, ordered society is The Tamale Act:
Should home cooks have the right to sell food out of their own kitchens? Well, the Tamale Act under consideration in the Colorado legislature is one example from the food freedom movement now gaining nationwide traction. . . .
That's Ryan Gonzalez, the Republican state representative sponsoring the Colorado proposal to bring those DIY entrepreneurs out of the shadows. It's dubbed the Tamale Act after the tamale ladies in his neighborhood in Greeley, about 50 miles northeast of Denver. Gonzalez says legitimacy would bring them more economic opportunity, a path to build a strong customer base before going all-in on business investments.
GONZALEZ: This is a policy that will be a stepping stone for cottage food vendors to eventually start a business and get there and have a restaurant and participate, pay the taxes. . .
See, third world people should get to engage in their third world commerce without pesky regulations from their host country!
https://tinyurl.com/4ckvd73w
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 11:15 AM (5xoct)
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Um, well, Joy called Jesus a narcissist last week.
Whoopie lost track of abortions when she hit double digits.
I forget who else is on there, but they are the last people on earth who should be making those kinds of comments.
Posted by: really? at April 16, 2026 11:15 AM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 11:16 AM (Y8DZL)
Mybee shorting state and city municipal bonds?
Go long on NGOs. Better yet, start one yourself.
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 11:16 AM (zfkPG)
We can guess why these communists are waging war on their own cities and flooding them with 3rd world illegals but it's obviously not a coincidence.
The monkey in the wrench for them is Trump. US providing the overwhelming amount of support for NATO allowed the EU twats to spend crazy big on social programs and other idiocies. And now it all might come crashing down on them. The Iran war has exposed them as feckless and completely unprepared to support an ally let alone defend themselves.
Faster, please.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 11:17 AM (viF8m)
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Because he can.
Posted by: much like the dog and his jumblies at April 16, 2026 11:17 AM (anL5R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:11 AM (KWEa6)
But that's good though, right?
Just two days ago, Joy Behar told everyone "Jesus was a narcissist."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 11:17 AM (FmapG)
If the view on "The View" consists that in order to be a Christian you have to ascribe to all Democrats views and policies, well they just cut out a whole lot of people, didn't they? Besides, didn't one of them just say that Jesus was a narcissist? I wouldn't go to her for a course in theology. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:17 AM (looXz)
IT'S FUNNY HEARING DEMONS SQUEAL ABOUT WHO IS OR ISN'T CHRISTIAN. YOU TAKE MORE FLAK WHEN OVER THE TARGET.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)
Practice for the real thing
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 11:14 AM (pDt9x)
I have the opportunity.
And I love the UK and France, and want to enjoy them as much as possible before they both tip over into 3rd world status.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 11:14 AM (FtULh)
That's what GatewayPundit said.
And apparently only one store.
Costing $30 million.
American dollars!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 11:17 AM (FmapG)
I thot He was a Nazarene
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:19 AM (/+uur)
1) It concentrates Democrats even more in urban areas
2) It shows normal people how destructive Democrats are.
Posted by: Dave at April 16, 2026 11:19 AM (sbsMc)
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here at April 16, 2026 11:19 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:19 AM (looXz)
He changed party affiliation to Democrat during his reign.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:06 AM (g0MSz)
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True, but he was a Republican congressman from a silk-stocking district and ran as a Republican in 1965 and as the Liberal Party candidate in 1969 after John Marchi defeated him in the Republican primary.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:19 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:19 AM (looXz)
Posted by: Paul at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (AOfnD)
Batshit crazy is out of control for the left everywhere in the world right now.
You'd think there's a plan behind it, but maybe that's who they are, screaming on a street corner without instructions from anybody.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Your French must be pretty damn good by now, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)
Where do you expect them to spit? Swallow it?
It's the snot rockets that are disgusting.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (f610r)
Posted by: CycoMiko66 at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (77Y1H)
Posted by: Paul, who enjoys the sexual affections of dogs at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (AOfnD)
Posted by: Operator Error at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (f610r)
Farmers Hankie
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (/+uur)
And there are people who were mad at Giuliani because NYC was soooo much better when it was "tawdry and dangerous."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 11:05 AM (+4yJ5)
Oh yeah. Whining about how Giuliani had "Disneyfied" Times Square by cleaning up all the garbage.
I have three fond memories of New Yawk City during two trips there. Seeing Les Paul play at Iridium; a full day wandering around The Met seeing some of the greatest art in the world; and seeing the Giants lose the SuperBowl at ESPN Zone in Times Square.
After the game, NYPD came in and grabbed a guy off of a warrant and dragged him out the front door. It was amusing as hell watching him yell GIULIANI TIME! GIULIANI TIME! as he was frog-marched past us and stuffed into a cruiser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (wOXCn)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 11:14 AM (pDt9x)
I have the opportunity.
And I love the UK and France, and want to enjoy them as much as possible before they both tip over into 3rd world status.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (g0MSz)
Thanks for the response. I have never been there.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: CycoMiko66 at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (77Y1H)
You forgot the feminist
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (/+uur)
The decline started with Lindsay. I should have said "mid-1960s."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (looXz)
Be gone, troll, your talking points fail here!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (vslA3)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 11:10 AM (Sco7b)
Isn't it odd?
Whites moving out is White Flight, and racist.
Whites moving in is Gentrification, and racist.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 11:23 AM (FmapG)
The decline started with Lindsay. I should have said "mid-1960s."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (g0MSz)
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"You fuckers could have had me, but no!!!!"
-William F. Buckley
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:23 AM (B5oTI)
The decline started with Lindsay. I should have said "mid-1960s."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (g0MSz)
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The decline started when Rockefeller fired Robert Moses from almost all his jobs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:24 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: CycoMiko66 at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (77Y1H)
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This will not happen.
Citizenry needs to rebel.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 11:24 AM (1o8D5)
Be gone, troll, your talking points fail here!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (5xoct)
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That's not what the troll is saying. Look again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:24 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 11:25 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 11:21 AM (pDt9x)
It's wonderful, but I am spoiled and don't have to live here. I don't spend any time in the shit neighborhoods or cities.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:25 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:25 AM (g0MSz)
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I'd move to Rome if I could.
Love that place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:25 AM (B5oTI)
Stay away!!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 16, 2026 11:25 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 11:24 AM (tgvbd)
Robert Moses had a fair amount to do with NYC's decline. He is not the paragon of city planning his hagiographers would have us think.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:26 AM (g0MSz)
That would be racist.
Posted by: Joe Race Card at April 16, 2026 11:26 AM (79nfv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Have you ever been to that abandoned village where the Germans killed nearly all the inhabitants, and which was left in its abandoned state as a memorial?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)
Oh and the second most surprising thing was how many women in hijabs pushing baby carriages.
Its funny - Europe defeated the Turks and the Moors...only a few hundred years later to turn over their countries to the same people
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:27 AM (FmapG)
https://x.com/AF_Insight/status/
2044130585556201919
@AF_Insight
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Apr 14
The USCIS has successfully pushed naturalizations down over 60% from their peak.
Going from an average of 70-80k monthly down to about 30k.
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Trump's second admin isn't just the most anti-illegal immigrant administration in decades. It's the most anti-legal immigrant administration since the 60s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:28 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
It's here. You're hearing Valarie Jarrett's script spoken through them.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 11:28 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yeah, that guy was bad news. Designed everything around the automobile despite not being able to drive himself.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 11:28 AM (2UnvF)
Stay away!!
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We also have giant mosquitos that bite.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (/+uur)
Whites moving out is White Flight, and racist.
Whites moving in is Gentrification, and racist.
And, once you get there, simply living outside the cities or living inside the cities is also racist. Very odd, indeed!
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (zfkPG)
If you're in the nicer, high dollar areas, most cities are tolerable. If you have to live in the less nice areas, they're a nightmare.
There are some cities which are simply unlivable. See Detroit and St. Louis.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)
IS that pic real? No.
How the hell do you spray graffiti that high on Big Ben? Be muslim, set up scaffolding, have police arrest anyone who tries to interrupt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (FmapG)
I seen them down my way that can stand flatfooted and fuck a turkey
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:30 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 11:30 AM (SSHra)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 16, 2026 11:12 AM (PiwSw)
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I thought you were dead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (ohEng)
Not hardly...
Posted by: Jacob McCandles at April 16, 2026 11:30 AM (578V/)
Akshually, the 60s are decades ago.
Posted by: Tiresome pedant at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
Costing $30 million.
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*sniffs the air*
Smells like graft.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (AkEZC)
Rome would be a great place to live
Though Spain would've been my first choice
Until they recently decided to commit suicide by immigration.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (ohEng)
I feel... happy!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 11:30 AM (SSHra)
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Fun fact: Big Ben the clock and Big Ben the QB had the same time in the 40.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (2UnvF)
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2044486850736194026
@derzum_
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20h
Bloomberg looking at samples of bond hearings under Trump found most are ending with a denial.
This means Trump has record high immigration detention, record high immigrant removal, record high asylum denial, and migrants arrested under him have very low chances of getting out.
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But, remember. Everyone who said that the number 1 issue for all of America is immigration never talks about this anymore and like half of them are now all in on ZOG stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (B5oTI)
still, I'd like a full moratorium
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 11:32 AM (SSHra)
Posted by: Tiresome pedant
Akshually, the 60s WERE decades ago.
Posted by: Tiresome pedant squared at April 16, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes
My brother-in-law and his wife visited Detroit for the first time last year to see Motown stuff. They were favorably impressed by it. The section they were in was clean, and the people were nice.
Their Dem mayor, surprisingly, has cleaned up the place a lot. Evidently thinking of running for governor.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)
Akshually, the 60s are decades ago.
Posted by: Tiresome pedant at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
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Foiled!
My efforts at slightly changing language to keep sentences from being repetitive have run up against pedantry!
I might as well just end it all now...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:32 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (ExV1e)
Probably. But that is a real photo that I embellished with AI.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:32 AM (g0MSz)
113 Trump's second admin isn't just the most anti-illegal immigrant administration in decades. It's the most anti-legal immigrant administration since the 60s.
still, I'd like a full moratorium
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)
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That requires an act of Congress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:33 AM (B5oTI)
What an awful thing to do to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:33 AM (looXz)
Posted by: Bulg
Cars mean freedom, mobility, independence. And being chauffeured around is pretty cool!
Moses left a great legacy that redounds to this day!
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here! at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (oftw2)
I give it five years or less until the Muslims convert the churches and cathedrals to mosques.
And destroy all the depictive art and statues as required by Islamic law.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)
What an awful thing to do to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yes, horrible. And those kids may end up killing themselves as well as a result of seeing this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
Aside from some nostalgic feelings I have for NYC the reason I care is because this type of cancer never stops at borders. Big cities are the obvious first target but it will spread. Look at what's going on in FL and TX with the muslim invasion. They are literally building muslim cities in both states.
They don't just want NYC or Chicago or LA or Minneapolis. They want the whole country.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2043861161133666755
@derzum_
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Apr 13
CATO analysis on the early phase of Trump's immigration crackdown:
Refugees down 90%, permanent immigrants down 50% or more, H-1B -25% (-80% for new applicants), students down 40%. Trump not only has a net outflow of illegals but an increasingly narrow entry for legal migrants.
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Put simply: It doesn't matter what Boomer talk thing Trump says one day or the other. Stephen Miller is in charge of immigration, and the Trump admin remains deeply anti-immigrant until Trump fires Miller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (B5oTI)
I would say Yes gladly to that, but as far as i have seen in most areas on NJ that i have visited, Conservatives in NJ are either outnumbered by the whack-a-do Left or are just too apathetic/too busy working jobs to get out and fight, and when we do try and get heard, we get shouted out/down by the big mouthed and aggressive Leftists. We get arrested, we get to go to court with a nice friendly Leftist judge and get fined/jail time. Leftists get arrested, well they normally go in the court, and the DA's drop the charges or the lovely activist judges toss the case out. It is difficult to get any good out of the corrupt as hell NJ court system. Wish i could be more optimistic about NJ, but it gets more and more difficult and crazier by the day here. My father witnessed it first hand as a veteran NJ Police Officer, and i have seen it first hand as well. It is depressing, the Corrupt Marxist Democrat Machine here in NJ has been well dug in for decades. It makes the old NJ Mafia look like boy scouts.
Posted by: CycoMiko66 at April 16, 2026 11:35 AM (77Y1H)
Moses left a great legacy that redounds to this day!
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here!
I can't imagine driving in New York City. Yikes.
Probably better than driving in Boston, though.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)
Yes. Get your marital problems worked out before killing your wife and yourself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:37 AM (looXz)
“White Flight” is a Leftist frame on an issue. When Leftists fuck up community three ways to Sunday, ANYBODY and EVERYBODY un-asses the AO, if they can.
It might sound strange to some, but black folks don’t really care to get robbed, beaten, raped and murdered. If they have the scratch they will move somewhere else.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2026 11:37 AM (DUXLF)
Too many college or transplant assholes voting in shit who will run back home to mommy when it hits the fan.
Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2026 11:37 AM (OFw3k)
Better yet, go jump off a bridge.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
I saw the squalor that Mayor's like Koch, Beam and other wrought upon that great City.
I saw the resurgence propelled by Mayor Guiliani's policies.
And now I have seen the rapid decline brought about by Comrade DeBlasio, Adams and now this wretched piece of scum Commie Mamdani
August 2027 I hand in my retirement papers.
Should be in Florida not long after that.
New York City, it was knowing ya
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (4q/mG)
Axeshully, no. I've driven in both many times and NYC is a much bigger pain in the ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)
FAA investigating pilots who made cat noises to each other over the radio
https://tinyurl.com/3j5depp4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)
This ensures that a Giuliani-type will not ever be elected to fix the descend back into 1070's style crime and chaos in NYC.
Nor will a GOP Governor ever have the ability to effect real change in CA.
The Sacto Democrats hold a super majority in the CA Assembly and Senate. Thus, even if Steve Hilton or Chad Bianco manage to overcome the completely corrupt mail-in, drop box and ballot harvesting machine that the CA Democrats have engineered to ensure their hold on power, that GOP Governor's agenda will be DOA and any vetoes he attempts to thwart the CTA/SEIU/Trial Lawyers from their continued destruction of the Golden State will be over-ridden.
Sadly, there is no saving CA at this point. Or NYC.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (looXz)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:39 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Bulg
Those billboards all over the state say he's doing more than thinking about it.
No primaries for him, so he gets on the ballot third party, draws some small fraction of the RINO vote and BINGO! Governor Jocelyn Benson and unapologetic communism.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 11:39 AM (Y8DZL)
Love that place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:25 AM (B5oTI)
You're a military age male. Show up on a boat with a prayer rug and Bob's your uncle.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw
Wow, that's saying something.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)
Much less traumatic for the wife and kids than the current scenario.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
Dad at Portland school pick-up claims self defense in shooting of fellow parent
It was the Islamic School of Portland.
Oh.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2026 11:40 AM (n1OCj)
Along with major financial investments into downtown revitalization from the Ilitch family, Dan Gilbert, Stephen Ross, among others.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 11:41 AM (Y1sOo)
Much less traumatic for the wife and kids than the current scenario.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
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I'm mostly just in favor of Democrat pols being open to suicide as a solution when they realize that someone is figuring out that they lied about stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:41 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (B5oTI)
Had to add some context for you there, with the "illegal" addition.
So why would he want to fire Miller?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 11:41 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:42 AM (FmapG)
Wait until they find out what he thinks of their toast.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)
Don't know about Florida but Texas has been shutting that shit down by law. EPIC City is cancelled.
Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (8uzBS)
honestly Philly is harder. I know the city so I am good at it but I feel for visitors. The Parkway, Passyunk, Lincoln Drive, the CC Expressway .. AND GOD FORBID Roosevelt Boulevard?!?
Boston for me as a weak and feeble visiting woman was fine. People did tailgate me a lot but I get it, I was being cautious lol.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (eAz6w)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (B5oTI)
Had to add some context for you there, with the "illegal" addition.
So why would he want to fire Miller?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 11:41 AM (dmDsy)
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No, it's anti-legal immigrant too.
Hence the drops in asylum claims, naturalizations, visa grants (including, yes, H1-Bs which are down 90% for new issuances), and the sudden embrace of denaturalization as a response to criminal activity.
It's straight anti-immigrant.
And I'm all for it.
And I'm not implying that Trump is planning on firing Miller. From the outside, it seems like they have a decent professional relationship and Miller understands that he's not to make an ass of himself (he's apparently been very against the Iran action but doesn't interview about it).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (oftw2)
Their Dem mayor, surprisingly, has cleaned up the place a lot. Evidently thinking of running for governor.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)
Yep. Detroit has made a giant turnout in the past 10-12 years. There are still a lot of shitty areas. But the trend is definitely in the right direction. It’s not the Detroit people think of.
Entrenched stereotypes of cities never die though and Detroit will always be seen as what it was at its worst. I see the same thing with SLC. People still think of a conservative Mormon all white city from 1985. That’s not a thing anymore, Today’s SLC is illegals, gangs and blue hairs.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:44 AM (vslA3)
oh God yeah
I forgot DC
that one is rough and I know it pretty well
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)
Axeshully, no. I've driven in both many times and NYC is a much bigger pain in the ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)
Yeah, agree, NYC (and Jersey) sucks, but Massholes got their reputations of being complete dicks behind the wheel on the highways....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 11:45 AM (dmDsy)
I'd rather a competent dick than an incompetent "nice person"
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:45 AM (j+aD2)
Stay away!!
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We'll fill your beds with rattlesnakes while you're at work. Well spin donuts on your lawn with our pickups.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 11:46 AM (g8Ew8)
Should be in Florida not long after that.
New York City, it was knowing ya
Posted by: Scuba_Dude
Praying everything works out for you and you can get out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 11:46 AM (ERade)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 11:45 AM
As a NYC driver I think ya'll are nuts!!! :-p
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 16, 2026 11:46 AM (4q/mG)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:47 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: pudinhead
Yeah, she is one of my faves. She coukd do brassy and she could do torch songs, and everything in between. "Long, Long, Time" always brings a tear to my eye because of the agony she conveys in her voice as she sings it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:47 AM (77rzZ)
I blame the Irish.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 11:47 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 11:47 AM (+4yJ5)
I just had excellent conversations with the Highly Respected President Joseph Aoun, of Lebanon, and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel. These two Leaders have agreed that in order to achieve PEACE between their Countries, they will formally begin a 10 Day CEASEFIRE at 5 P.M. EST. On Tuesday, the two Countries met for the first time in 34 years here in Washington, D.C., with our Great Secretary of State, Marco Rubio. I have directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio, together with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Razin' Caine, to work with Israel and Lebanon to achieve a Lasting PEACE. It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 11:48 AM (ERade)
See, third world people should get to engage in their third world commerce without pesky regulations from their host country!
Posted by: Lizzy
Some of them have lived in CO for longer than any Anglos...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2026 11:48 AM (T8m77)
We have a never ending stream of foreigners coming here legally and taking high paying jobs away from Americans.everything from entry level to CTO. If you’re in tech, good luck finding work.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:48 AM (vslA3)
Female Democrats who lose presidential races really have a difficult time understanding that "no" means no, don't they?
Former Vice President Kamala Harris has long been the Democratic Party's Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction. The higher-ups at the Democratic National Committee would prefer that Harris simply fade into the background, but she won't be ignored.
HuffPo just slipped former Vice President Kamala Harris the shiv. It didn't mess around, either. HuffPo's Kevin Robillard wrote the report, but whoever wrote the headline put the hit job well above the byline and in great big letters: Kamala Harris 2028? Democratic Operatives And Donors Hope Not.
https://is.gd/ruPZAw
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
I've had more than my fill of foreigners and their crap.
Every one of those learing senter inbreeds is here legally. Every Haitian at the Fido BBQ is here legally.
Enough.
We need a moratorium for at least 25 years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 11:48 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 11:46 AM
Oh I am getting out. I would go now but I do not want to pay health insurance between now and Aug 2027 when I can sign up for Medicaid.
Of course if 300k tax free dollars suddenly found its way into my accounts I would be down there in a heartbeat!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 16, 2026 11:49 AM (4q/mG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:49 AM (looXz)
Posted by: DanMan
I think DeSantis just signed a bill into law banning sharia law in FL.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
yep
exactly
a generation of moratorium at the very least - 30 years.
and no refugees either. ZERO.Point.ZERO.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:49 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: JackStraw
Wow, that's saying something.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)
boston is easy to drive in, the lines on the road mean nothing.....
nyc they mean something, but no one can agree what....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 16, 2026 11:49 AM (578V/)
Edited for brevity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
https://is.gd/ruPZAw
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
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Yeah, but Newsom is white, his wife banged Weinstein, and CA sucks under his governorship.
Who else they got?
Wes Moore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM (B5oTI)
Medicare?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:49 AM (j+aD2)
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The only refugees Trump 2.0 have let in are white South Africans. Like, 4000 of them or so.
I think there are about 2 others from other countries. Not 2,000. 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:51 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM
See what happens when you turn 29!!!!!!
I is confusing things :-P
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 16, 2026 11:52 AM (4q/mG)
That's because Democrats hate super-competent Black Women who're the most qualified to hold elected office. -- Jasmine Crockett
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 11:52 AM (TxYmD)
Democrats, when elected, spend money on other Democrats and, mostly, those people contribute nothing to society except resource consumption. New Jersey state spending per resident is estimated at $9130, versus Florida at $4960 (Texas is even lower, at $4620).
The extra money spent delivers no additional services to me. In fact, the roads are worse and the state service providers are ruder, less competent and less courteous. Having lived in both Florida and New Jersey, I can honestly say I have no idea why anyone thinks New Jersey is $4200 per resident a better place.
I assume that is the price of political patronage. In other words, each NJ resident is sending $4200 to Democrat partisans masquerading as "state workers".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 11:53 AM (GbQ8u)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 11:53 AM (EiVGI)
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No, it's anti-legal immigrant too.
Hence the drops in asylum claims, naturalizations, visa grants (including, yes, H1-Bs which are down 90% for new issuances), and the sudden embrace of denaturalization as a response to criminal activity.
It's straight anti-immigrant.
And I'm all for it.
And I'm not implying that Trump is planning on firing Miller. From the outside, it seems like they have a decent professional relationship and Miller understands that he's not to make an ass of himself (he's apparently been very against the Iran action but doesn't interview about it).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (B5oTI)
Fair enough, bud. I think I mis-interpreted your slant on "legal" immigration, which frankly surprised me, thus the massive confrontation I initiated...
Personally, I believe immigration should be pretty much paused for at least 10 years... I mean, we already have millions of non-citizens here enriching our culture... so let's give them a chance to shine!
*Shiny Happy People Emoji*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 11:53 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (looXz)
Or Joy Be Whore, as the case may be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 11:53 AM (utfVc)
Stay away!!
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We also have giant mosquitos that bite.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:29 AM (FmapG)
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What would mosquitos that don't bite do with all their free time?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)
Who else they got?
Wes Moore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM (B5oTI)
Shapiro is the best candidate they have for talent and temperament. Oh, how they'll choke on that. The Faculty/Jihadi constituency won't be pleased.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (w/O5Q)
Boston is a very old city, obviously. The roads were laid out first for horses and horse drawn vehicles. And over the years the geography of the city changed as parts of the Bay were filled in to create what Boston looks like today.
In some areas new roads were grafted on to old ones, roads ended abruptly for seemingly no reason and all sorts of odd situations. The area I used to live in, the Back Bay, was just that, the Bay. When they laid out the roads it was in a very logical grid pattern and the streets are alphabetical. That area is a snap.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)
And I love the UK and France, and want to enjoy them as much as possible before they both tip over into 3rd world status.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:18 AM (g0MSz
I don’t think I will go back to the UK - I loved the Cotswalds. But not enough to justify it past the times I have been there already. Even though my family is French, I didn’t love Paris my last 2 trips. Nice is getting so faded, but I like it a lot better, probably because it is Italy Lite. Cortona is beautiful and my destination of choice as often as it is for a lot of reasons, but now I am worried about it. I really hoped Meloni would be a slightly different Italian leader. Rome is good for a day - maybe not even that anymore, I hope it doesn’t spread out bigly to Tuscany.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (OoFl2)
Every South Asian MonsterTech executive working against the American people is here legally.
Every wealthy Chinese birth tourist and CCP spy is here legally.
Enough.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Male mosquitos don't bite. They just live on plant juice.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)
Personally, I believe immigration should be pretty much paused for at least 10 years... I mean, we already have millions of non-citizens here enriching our culture... so let's give them a chance to shine!
*Shiny Happy People Emoji*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 11:53 AM (dmDsy)
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Outright pause requires an act of Congress.
There are too many visa categories that were passed as "shall issue" on the executive rather than "may issue". Things like spousal visas or some classes of worker visas (hence why H1-B is reduced and not eliminated).
Get a majority of Republicans in the House (including the 20 who are cosponsoring that amnesty Dignidad bill that is going nowhere) and all GOP in the Senate plus 7 Democrats, and Bob's your uncle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (B5oTI)
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I think it's telling that a law has to be passed to ban sharia law... anywhere. Let alone even consider it outside the existing laws.
There's something broken in society. A lot of somethings.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 11:56 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 11:56 AM (TxYmD)
FAA investigating pilots who made cat noises to each other over the radio
https://tinyurl.com/3j5depp4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)
I think that's something they leared in DEI flight school.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 11:56 AM (cWLG3)
For the life of me, I can't figure out what she was thinking when she denied Trump air space for Iran.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (w/O5Q)
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The Democrat cheering for Josh Shapiro has the closest parallel to the Republican cheering for Scott Walker.
Boring and perceived as competent doesn't win presidential primaries.
Plus, you know, the Jew issue for Shapiro. He served in the IDF, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:56 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)
Those are the women we all secretly want to date… thats why we criticize them, like 3rd grade boys on the playground. We’re all smitten with Jasmine and AOC!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (SSHra)
Jennifer Siebal Newsom. The whore who screamed "rape" and managed to have a California court say bullshit to the claim.
Second look at DOCTOR Jill?
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here! at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (oftw2)
I refute it thus: The Cross Bronx Expressway.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (g0MSz)
With any luck, Cornyn will be unemployed starting in 2027. He's a Dem anyway, so maybe he could be their candidate.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
ARGH
it's frustrating
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:58 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (B5oTI)
I have a real, live Uncle Bob!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 11:58 AM (SSHra)
Posted by: pudinhead
Yeah, she is one of my faves. She coukd do brassy and she could do torch songs, and everything in between. "Long, Long, Time" always brings a tear to my eye because of the agony she conveys in her voice as she sings it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 11:47 AM (77rzZ)
That, and The Eagles were her backing band before they hit it big. Not bad.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2026 11:58 AM (0CU3H)
For the life of me, I can't figure out what she was thinking when she denied Trump air space for Iran.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)
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Internal party pressure, or something.
The politics of other countries have their own oddities. What are the politics in Italy about oil? They seem to have some deposits in Western Italy. Does that affect things? I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (B5oTI)
Wes Moore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM (B5oTI)
Wes Moore looks good in a picture, but he lied about Military service, if that will matter. And he destroyed a surplus and created a deficit in less than a year.
Spanberger was supposed to be the one. Oops.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:22 AM (vslA3)
While I was visiting in Seattle, I went for a drive with Nurse R up to another town to meet Mark Andrew Edwards and another Moron. We had nice visit. Driving through Seattle the graffiti alongside the cross-town freeway was disgusting, with evidently no effort having been made to clean it up. Seattle is a shithole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (utfVc)
Vote for Cuomo not the Homo.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 11:27 AM (FmapG)
Ed Koch raped me in the men's room at the Automat in Times Square in 1966.
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (79nfv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (B5oTI)
I have a real, live Uncle Bob!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 11:58 AM (SSHra)
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We're are well on the path towards ending immigration, then!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (B5oTI)
that little troll makes Hillary look good
yeah no way
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (j+aD2)
_____
Argghh! You are doing it all wrong!
*stamps foot*
-Pope Leo
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:00 PM (gKWVE)
Wes Moore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:50 AM (B5oTI)
Wes Moore looks good in a picture, but he lied about Military service, if that will matter. And he destroyed a surplus and created a deficit in less than a year.
Spanberger was supposed to be the one. Oops.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (OoFl2)
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Wes Moore can't rebuild a bridge.
He has no constituency outside of Maryland.
He's the Deval Patrick of 2028.
But Deval Patrick actually ran in 2020. Moore keeps saying he's not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:00 PM (B5oTI)
In some areas new roads were grafted on to old ones, roads ended abruptly for seemingly no reason and all sorts of odd situations. The area I used to live in, the Back Bay, was just that, the Bay. When they laid out the roads it was in a very logical grid pattern and the streets are alphabetical. That area is a snap.
Posted by: JackStraw
A few days ago, someone posted a map that was on Reddit showing the various land reclamations in Boston since colonial times. I shared that with my brother-in-law, whose daughter lives in Boston, and he said all those reclamations are probably the reason why it's such a horrible city to drive in, with some streets not even in a straight line for more than a block or two.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
Anyone who didn't know that during the 1992 campaign didn't want to know.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:00 PM (gKWVE)
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Hillary beat Obama in the Texas primary.
And Obama's presence exploded black turnout in the Texas primary, but Austin progressives just hate black people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:01 PM (B5oTI)
Outright pause requires an act of Congress.
There are too many visa categories that were passed as "shall issue" on the executive rather than "may issue". Things like spousal visas or some classes of worker visas (hence why H1-B is reduced and not eliminated).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:55 AM (B5oTI)
So the highlighted phrase, does that mean they were Executive Orders?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
Yes. Get your marital problems worked out before killing your wife and yourself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:37 AM (looXz)
He was the east coast Swalwell. He knew he was ruined. You have to be very careful around those with no morality when they find out they are ruined. If I were Swalwell's wife, I'd be walking with the kids right about now.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:01 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Dr_No at April 16, 2026 12:02 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
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No.
Statutes passed by Congress and signed by the president that established the visa classes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:02 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)
You're entirely correct. Get away while you can.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 12:03 PM (vslA3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (cWLG3)
Bang lady mosquitos.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:04 PM (FmapG)
Nope, but the mayor of Baltimore got a new $750,000 armored SUV around the time the bridge progress stopped. Guess nobody told him learing centers attract less public outrage.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:04 PM (2ocoG)
Sometimes, "maybe the horse will learn to sing" is all you've got.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:05 PM (ExV1e)
Swallwell seems to have disappeared. I hope his wife is indeed gone to someplace safe with the kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 12:05 PM (ZeH0U)
That looked suspiciously like a call for a new thread
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:05 PM (TxYmD)
Trump's Iran Blockade Just Got Bigger
“In addition to enforcing the blockade, all Iranian vessels, vessels with active OFAC sanctions, and vessels suspected of carrying contraband, are subject to belligerent right to visit and search,” U.S. Naval Forces Central Command (NAVCENT) announced on Thursday. But here's where it gets really interesting: "These vessels, regardless of location, are subject to visit, board, search, and seizure.”
Emphasis added because that's serious.
Regardless of location? If I'm reading that right, the "Persian Gulf blockade" just went global.
Joint Chiefs chair Gen. Dan Caine confirmed the expanded scope this morning during a presser with War Secretary Pete Hegseth. "Under the command of Adm. Paparo, we’ll actively pursue any Iranian-flagged vessel or any vessel attempting to provide material support to Iran," Caine said. "This includes dark fleet vessels carrying Iranian oil. As most of you know, dark fleet vessels are those illicit or illegal ships evading international regulations, sanctions, or insurance requirements."
https://is.gd/1QIznJ
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 11:37 AM (looXz)
Maybe, I guess, put "Murder Suicide Day!" on the calendar? Maybe with a cartoon of a little black cupcake. The prospect of a deadline concentrates the mind wonderfully.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:05 PM (gKWVE)
Steve Hilton: 17% (+4)
Chad Bianco: 14% (+3)
Tom Steyer: 14% (+4)
Xavier Becerra: 10% (+7)
Katie Porter: 10% (+2)
Matt Mahan: 5% (+2)
A. Villaraigosa: 3% (=)
Betty Yee: 1%
Posted by: Doctor Mew at April 16, 2026 12:06 PM (XiZcC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 12:06 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2026 11:54 AM (w/O5Q)
Agreed...and he scares me because he is a sleazy, slimy, cocksucker Democrat.
Luckily for us, he is a Jew.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 12:07 PM (g0MSz)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:07 PM (gKWVE)
This ignores the lack of good BBQ, and the chronic absence of quality picante sauce.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 12:07 PM (0sNs1)
Steve Hilton: 17% (+4)
Chad Bianco: 14% (+3)
Tom Steyer: 14% (+4)
Xavier Becerra: 10% (+7)
Katie Porter: 10% (+2)
Matt Mahan: 5% (+2)
A. Villaraigosa: 3% (=)
Betty Yee: 1%
Posted by: Doctor Mew at April 16, 2026 12:06 PM (XiZcC)
Steyer is gonna keep pounding Porter - he's sees that buying this is within his reach now...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:07 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
And just how would you get from the GWB to I-95? Dirigibles?
Posted by: Inca Roads at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (oftw2)
1. Do you really believe that months of counting mail-in ballots will result in two Republicans on the ballot come November?
2. Will it actually accomplish anything if a Republican gets elected?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (ExV1e)
He has no constituency outside of Maryland.
He's the Deval Patrick of 2028.
But Deval Patrick actually ran in 2020. Moore keeps saying he's not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:00 PM (B5oTI)
Wes Moore was also a member of the College Republicans.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here! at April 16, 2026 11:34 AM (oftw2)
I refute it thus: The Cross Bronx Expressway.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 11:57 AM (g0MSz)
Up here:
The Niagara Parkway
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (3sXRv)
The politics of other countries have their own oddities. What are the politics in Italy about oil? They seem to have some deposits in Western Italy. Does that affect things? I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April
They have historically picked the wrong side. lol.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (OoFl2)
1. Do you really believe that months of counting mail-in ballots will result in two Republicans on the ballot come November?
2. Will it actually accomplish anything if a Republican gets elected?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (ExV1e)
CA probably loses 5 House Dems if 2 Rs are on the gov ballot...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (tOcjL)
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No.
Statutes passed by Congress and signed by the president that established the visa classes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:02 PM (B5oTI)
Well, then. Maybe you should think twice about using the word "Executive" in a sentence I don't understand!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (gKWVE)
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I just threw up a little in my mouth but I will be fasting for breakfast.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (dmDsy)
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Well, la-dee-da, here comes TJM with his fancy use of executive interchangeably with president.
Fucking asshole thinks he's better than everyone else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:10 PM (B5oTI)
Posted by: His "Wife" On Fashion Mags at April 16, 2026 12:10 PM (oftw2)
I hope he wears a helmet as protection from the hot mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM
You know who else did a dirty job?
Posted by: Ruby Rose at April 16, 2026 12:11 PM (0sNs1)
@Mrgunsngear
Democrat former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, who called me an "extremist" after I peacefully handed out standard capacity magazines at the Virginia State Capitol Building, has reportedly killed his wife and himself with a gun.
He pushed for "red flag laws" and a ban on "high capacity magazines."
You can't make this shit up...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 12:11 PM (diia5)
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Argghh! You are doing it all wrong!
*stamps foot*
-Pope Leo
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 11:59 AM (Dv3i1)
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Bob should create a Papal tiktok account to share his political opinions while sitting in his Popemobile.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 16, 2026 12:11 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: His "Wife" On Fashion Mags at April 16, 2026 12:10 PM (oftw2)
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That only works if the black primary voting bloc of the party doesn't already have a chosen candidate.
They have Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:11 PM (B5oTI)
Unfortunately it's looking like the left is rallying around Steyer. Who is awful.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 12:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:09 PM (dmDsy)
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Well, la-dee-da, here comes TJM with his fancy use of executive interchangeably with president.
Fucking asshole thinks he's better than everyone else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:10 PM (B5oTI)
LOLOL!!!!!!
I wish the emojis still worked here, that was fucking funny!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)
Don't know about Florida but Texas has been shutting that shit down by law. EPIC City is cancelled.
Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (8uzBS)
Well, better that muslims build entire new cities exclusively for muslims, than to take over existing cities and make life miserable for the existing residents unable to flee. And when the time comes, having them isolated into self-segregated cities could be "convenient", for the artillerymen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (utfVc)
Also Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (xcxpd)
Numbered streets and avenues run N/S. Avenues on the west side streets on the east side.
Posted by: kactus at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (twS2i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:10 PM
Should illiterate be added to the modifiers of the noun?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (0sNs1)
Bob should create a Papal tiktok account to share his political opinions while sitting in his Popemobile.
If he's sitting in the Popemobile, does that count as ex cathedra (literally, from the chair)?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Inca Roads at April 16, 2026 12:08 PM (oftw2)
Tunnel? Through Westchester? Anything but what he did. He cut the Bronx in half and destroyed it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 12:12 PM (g0MSz)
______________________________________________
Heh. That's optimistic. It'll happen before next summer. Or (with luck) even sooner. Mammajamdani, he don't like prosperity - he lubs him some 'submission' …
Posted by: Dr_No at April 16, 2026 12:13 PM (ayRl+)
They have Kamala.
I doubted that until I saw an undercover report from Al Sharpton's convention the other day. They were all in for Kamala.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:13 PM (2ocoG)
Recall that on election night in November 2024, the GOP had "won" 5 House seats in CA.
BUT, by the time they stopped counting mail-in, absentee and provisional ballots 3 WEEKS LATER, 4 of those 5 seats were in Democrat hands.
The Democrat vote rigging in CA thru drop boxes, ballot harvesting and mail-in ballots is so sophisticated that the GOP will never win an important elective office in CA.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (MNCvZ)
1. Those people are in no way liberal.
2. Those people are not moderate but fanatical.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 12:13 PM (2ocoG)
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Someone's been sayin' that for like 18 months now... Someone in these comment sections...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (B5oTI)
Not true - conservative Christians are, so are orthodox Jewish families. It’s white progs who won’t have any kids. I’ve been saying for a long time that within about 40 years, America will be about 50% conservative Christians and 50% Mexican. Which will be interesting.
Sad part is that demographically, blacks are really shrinking as a major population segment. They’re destined to become increasingly irrelevant. (Most will intermarry with the other larger groups)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (yGQJD)
And I'm all for it.
And I'm not implying that Trump is planning on firing Miller. From the outside, it seems like they have a decent professional relationship and Miller understands that he's not to make an ass of himself (he's apparently been very against the Iran action but doesn't interview about it).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:43 AM (B5oTI)
But those doors being closed are frequently used by undesirables as "back doors" into America by those classes of immigrants not fit to come in via the front door.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 12:15 PM (utfVc)
He pushed for "red flag laws" and a ban on "high capacity magazines."
You can't make this shit up...
Posted by: weft cut-loop
He thought that people could not be trusted with guns. He meant himself.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 12:15 PM (it8Io)
I always liked Linda Ronstadt too. Great voice. Have her in my record collection.
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 12:16 PM (pvf3X)
But I have no doubt that shenanigans are afoot and their will be no republicans in the general election.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 12:17 PM (W1nKE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 12:07 PM (g0MSz)
What is Sentences You Rarely Hear for 100 Alex
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 12:18 PM (TxYmD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 12:14 PM (yGQJD)
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Black women are so wildly obnoxious that their male counterparts don't want to fuck them.
And when they do, Planned Parenthood is there to kill the result a horrifyingly large percentage of the time.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 12:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: javems at April 16, 2026 12:29 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 11:08 AM (KWEa6)
They will steal the gondolas and the basket too.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:13 AM (/+uur)
25 quatloos you'll have to show a photo ID to enter. It will be photographed. Maybe the theft will still be so large (maybe? ha, I denounce myself) the guards will run your ID to find if you are a felon or repeat city grocery store thief, before letting you in. The problem remains of employees loading just-delivered pallets onto empty trucks run by the Mob.
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 12:55 PM (5rh/l)
Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: OldManMike at April 16, 2026 01:23 PM (b0ILp)
Posted by: Pamazon at April 16, 2026 02:02 PM (b5MGU)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Swan Upping at Cookham
Stanley Spencer
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: George Costanza at April 16, 2026 09:32 AM (/11UU)
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Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:32 AM (gtcuf)
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
Artist Sir Stanley Spencer 1891–1959
Medium Oil paint on canvas
Dimensions support: 1480 x 1162 mm frame: 1665 x 1355 x 80 mm
Collection Tate
Acquisition Presented by the Friends of the Tate Gallery 1962
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Vendette at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (PrsTH)
Posted by: Oh no... at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (/11UU)
Posted by: The Hallowed Halls at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 16, 2026 09:32 AM
They are big birds with a bad attitude every day, in my limited experience.
Posted by: huerfano at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: The black swan at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (/11UU)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (A5RD0)
Way down upon the Swannee River,
Far, far away,
There’s where my heart is turning ever,
There’s where the old folks stay.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (IG3/x)
Looks like only on the Sefton thread. I think I know what I did... sorry.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: dantesed at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Looks like it's just the last thread.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2026 09:35 AM (JoVye)
Morning, all.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 09:35 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 16, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)
But only mute swans. Weirdos.
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 09:35 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)
Let's see if she notices...
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2026 09:36 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: dantesed at April 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:37 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Shorely, You Jest! at April 16, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2026 09:37 AM (521Nd)
Posted by: Vendette at April 16, 2026 09:38 AM (PrsTH)
I think it has something to do with the monarch owning all of the swans in England, or something weird like that.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2026 09:38 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2026 09:38 AM (JoVye)
Posted by: Haitian in Ohio at April 16, 2026 09:38 AM (65cLN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:39 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:39 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: redridinghood
Hope there's no such thing as a mute goose. Those things need a warning system.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM (JoVye)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: And, He's A Thespian at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:41 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: The Germans at April 16, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
You can, although I understand it's not particularly flavorsome. It was a popular centerpiece in mediaeval and early Renaissance times, but more for show than anything else.
I made a quick check of the five mediaeval cookery books I have, but although I know I've seen a swan recipe, I can't find one just now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 09:41 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 16, 2026 09:42 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)
On the other hand, there are two trousered legs stepping out of another boat with swans in it. If there are a torso and head attached to those legs, I can't see them.
Swan Upping at Cookham? Is "upping" a British slang term?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
That is some first-class nerdiness. Well done. I bow down before you.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:43 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2026 09:43 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: The black swan at April 16, 2026 09:43 AM (/11UU)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (/+uur)
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With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 09:43 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)
I thought that was a bit from Gargantua and Pantagruel
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
I think it has something to do with the monarch owning all of the swans in England, or something weird like that.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026
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Oh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM
*nods*
Geese are asshoe. This is a Known Thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Stinking Badges Are Essential at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Young housewife at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (/11UU)
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (7UsVt)
Posted by: Eric Clapton at April 16, 2026 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM (IG3/x)
The artist did do a nice Resurrection painting.
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM (65cLN)
Posted by: Roast On Spit at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
That is some first-class nerdiness. Well done. I bow down before you.
Posted by: Bulg
Look up: Tasting History with Max Miller on YouTube.
He dives deep into historical cookery and researches recipes using old medieval cookbooks. And then he makes and eats the recipe.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM (ERade)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
When I am walking, and come across a flock of Canada geese, I proceed with trepidation. Their heads are right at the level of a certain cherished piece of my anatomy.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Pierre DuPont at April 16, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)
He makes both the food and the history fun and informative.
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:47 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne (PBUH) at April 16, 2026 09:47 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2026
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I understand the ancient Romans, probably in kingship or Republic days, used geese as warning animals outside the mint. "Moneta" or something like that, "to warn," giving us our words "admonish," "money," and "monetary."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
They are evil sonsabitches, to be sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:48 AM (IG3/x)
Has many regrets.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:48 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Pierre DuPont at April 16, 2026
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As is the water.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2026 09:49 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
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"Fentanyl Fold" so that's what they call it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)
They're credited with warning the Romans of a barbarian attack on the Capitoline Hill (the Romans had taken refuge there against a Gaulish invasion).
The geese became sacred.
The watchdogs in question were thrown off the Tarpeian Rock as traitors.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Eric Clapton at April 16, 2026
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No, no; the park is for poisoning pigeons.
( -- Tom Lehrer)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
My daily walks also often include CG. Most of the time, you can walk right past them and they don't care. But sometimes they start swiveling their heads and get honking mad like you are coming at them with knife and fork.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 09:51 AM (DgMqy)
Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! CHRISTMAS MEANS CARNAGE!
Posted by: Ferdinand at April 16, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: George Michael at April 16, 2026 09:51 AM (IG3/x)
He dives deep into historical cookery and researches recipes using old medieval cookbooks. And then he makes and eats the recipe.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM
A good channel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:51 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Young housewife at April 16, 2026
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You put too much curry powder on yours.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 09:46 AM
Has he ever done dilligrout?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (R11M+)
He dives deep into historical cookery and researches recipes using old medieval cookbooks. And then he makes and eats the recipe.
I'll have to check that out. I'm not a very good cook, so my interest is more on history and the appetite that reading about food engenders.* If that sort of thing appeals to you, I recommend Bridget Ann Henisch's Fast and Feast: Food in Medieval Society. It's about the Middle Ages' attitudes toward food, its preparation and presentation.
*which, now that I think about it, might be a good Book Thread subject.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (qRla/)
( -- Tom Lehrer)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM
And maybe doing in a squirrel or two.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:53 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Choking My Chicken at April 16, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)
Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! CHRISTMAS MEANS CARNAGE!
Posted by: Ferdinand at April 16, 2026
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"One small thing was changed this time. A pet . . . died."
"A pet? That couldn't mean much in the course of time."
"It might . . . to some."
(-- Spock and Kirk, in the TAS episode "Yesteryear")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 09:54 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 09:54 AM (E1hQw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 09:55 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)
Also, the boxwoods at Costco are $22. I'm thinking of taking out the lawn and making everything boxwoods.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 09:57 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 09:56 AM
This is how my sister's cats help her change the bedsheets.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:57 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: cmeat at April 16, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)
You bashed the birds in the bay with buckthorns? Beastly!
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:58 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 09:58 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:59 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Suitcases? For a little jaunt up the road? Just need a toothbrush and one change of underwear. This isn't Lewis and Clark. or even Martin and Lewis.
Posted by: Hollywood Or Bust at April 16, 2026 09:59 AM (oftw2)
Britain$s gross debt projected to reach 104.1 percent of GDP.
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Why commit suicide slowly?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 09:54 AM (tOcjL)
113 Ex virginia lieutenant governor justin fairfax shot and killed his wife and then killed himself. If he had been in jail like he should have for the rapes and sexual assaults he committed and not protected by the democrats , this would not have happened.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2026 09:54 AM (E1hQw)
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Hold on, hold on.
Was his wife a Democrat?
Posted by: That Matters Now at April 16, 2026 10:00 AM (RIvkX)
Ollie tells Stan that he's having a party on his yacht, and mentions that Clark Gable and Carole Lombard are going to be there.
Assuming this is true, and not artistic license, it blows me away. You think of Oliver Hardy as just an exasperated fat guy in comedy shorts. But here he was hosting freakin' Clark Gable, the King of Hollywood. Amazing. It's easy to forget what a small town that place was back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stanley Spencer, Artist at April 16, 2026 10:01 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:59 AM (gtcuf)
No doubt a Billy and the Boingers - Bootleg fan?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 10:01 AM (wVcYX)
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Like most Albion gobbledygook, it could just as easily been Cock Upping at Swindon, or some such.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 16, 2026 10:01 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 16, 2026 10:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 10:03 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 10:03 AM (gKWVE)
Britain$s gross debt projected to reach 104.1 percent of GDP.
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Why commit suicide slowly?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Sir, Treasury reports 105% possible. Not recommended.
K. Starmer: Very well, go to 105% GDP Debt.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 10:04 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 10:04 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 10:04 AM (TLxw1)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2026 10:03 AM (Y1sOo)
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They migrated for the lower tax burden.
Posted by: Stanley Spencer, Artist at April 16, 2026 10:04 AM (cWLG3)
The same town has a similar ordinance about killing Monarch Butterflies. If you happen to be in town with one smashed on your windshield... look out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 10:05 AM (AkEZC)
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We need to grant them refugees status and have them running Learing Centers and shit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)
CBC - floods
FoxNews, MsNow and CNN - blockade, Hegseth.
Heh. CBC had a story. Toronto 'people' are upset World Cup tickets won't be free or $10 for inclusion and the city promised. Soccer, the official sport of socialism.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 10:05 AM (Sco7b)
Very true. Hollywood was very much a company town, where stars, character actors and technical people all ate and socialized (in their own orbits) at the same places. Of course, when Beverly Hills and Bel Air became swanky spots, the big names moved, but you could still star-watch at the Brown Derby or Musso & Frank's.
If I could, I would love to have lived in Hollywood during the first decade of the 20th century. That was, IMO, the real wonder age of movies.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:05 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)
K. Starmer: Very well, go to 105% GDP Debt.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Set engines of destruction to ludicrous speed!!
Posted by: Zaphod B at April 16, 2026 10:07 AM (Dv3i1)
He was a Swan son's frozen diner.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2026 10:07 AM (WqV2h)
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How much are they paying people to attend? I may go if they offer enough.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 10:08 AM (Dv3i1)
Jeebus.... if this is what the Friends of the Museum give them, imagine the garbage the Enemies of the Museum are dropping on their doorstep.
Posted by: red speck at April 16, 2026 10:08 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Dewey Cookham & Howe at April 16, 2026 10:08 AM (a992C)
Britain$s gross debt projected to reach 104.1 percent of GDP.
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We shouldn't be talking but we can grow. They can't and won't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:10 AM (tgvbd)
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I'm sure he made her comfortable first.
Posted by: Gov. Gilles de Rayciss at April 16, 2026 10:10 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
1901-1910? Wasn't that a little early for Hollywood?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)
The Stanley Spencer Gallery - Swan Upping
Swan Upping returns to Cookham: a living tradition
This July, the River Thames will once again host the historic Swan Upping ceremony, a royal tradition dating back to the 12th century. As the flotilla of skiffs glides past the village of Cookham, visitors will witness a spectacle of pageantry, and heritage—just as Stanley Spencer once did.
Swan Upping is the annual census of the swan population on stretches of the Thames in the counties of Middlesex, Surrey, Buckinghamshire, Berkshire and Oxfordshire. This historic ceremony dates from the twelfth century, when the Crown claimed ownership of all mute swans. The King’s Swan Marker and the accompanying Swan Uppers of the Vintners’ and Dyers’ Livery Companies use six traditional Thames rowing skiffs in their five-day journey upstream to Abingdon.
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Stanley Spencer’s deep connection to Cookham and its traditions is beautifully captured in his painting “Swan Upping at Cookham” (1915–19). In this work, Spencer transforms the ceremonial into the spiritual, portraying the Swan Uppers as almost angelic figures... (more)
Interesting lesson but would pass hanging. Thanks
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 10:12 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at April 16, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (tgvbd)
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Sport of faggotry and communism.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 10:12 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 10:08 AM (Dv3i1
Socialist chicks!!
Man, the free crap needs a laxative. Another blockage from GatewayPundit.
People in New York City who are looking forward to the city-owned grocery stores promised by the new democratic socialist (communist) Mayor Zohran Mamdani are going to be waiting for quite a while.
Not only is the first new store going to cost upwards of $30 million in tax dollars, it’s not going to be ready until 2029. Just think of how many people are going to get in on that grift over the course of the next three years. There is apparently another store that will open in 2027 which won’t require construction because it’ll be housed in an existing building
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 10:12 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026
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I'd like the '30s through the mid '50s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2026 10:07 AM (WqV2h)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 10:13 AM (wVcYX)
@washingtonpost
Rep. Eric Swalwell’s (D) fall left many asking how someone who was dogged by persistent rumors of inappropriate behavior toward women could have risen so high and so fast in a party that says it supports women’s rights.
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Yeah, that's a head scratcher alright.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)
You're right. I meant 1910 - 1920. Biograph started filming in Hollywood in 1910, though I think the Selig company was there a year or two earlier.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:13 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Talking Mute Swans at April 16, 2026 10:13 AM (WqV2h)
Posted by: Gov. Gilles de Rayciss at April 16, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (tgvbd)
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Sport of faggotry and communism.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 10:12 AM (oqH4h)
And flopping. Don't forget the flopping.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 10:15 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
1901-1910? Wasn't that a little early for Hollywood?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)
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I would love to live in that time as well, in a Pasadena craftsman bungalow with woodcut prints on the walls, a Greene & Greene entry bench, etc.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 10:15 AM (2ap+5)
@washingtonpost
Rep. Eric Swalwell’s (D) fall left many asking how someone who was dogged by persistent rumors of inappropriate behavior toward women could have risen so high and so fast in a party that says it supports women’s rights.
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Yeah, that's a head scratcher alright.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)
Yeah go figure.
Posted by: 20 female white house staffers and cabinet members who all beseached bill clinton to spank them too. at April 16, 2026 10:17 AM (qE8vU)
The Swans
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 10:17 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at April 16, 2026 10:17 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 10:18 AM (pDt9x)
His sense of worth for both is... highly inflated.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 10:18 AM (AkEZC)
Rep. Eric Swalwell’s (D) fall left many asking how someone who was dogged by persistent rumors of inappropriate behavior toward women could have risen so high and so fast in a party that says it supports women’s rights.
Because the Democrat party doesn't care about women in any capacity other than how they can use them to advance party power.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:19 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 10:20 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I grew up SW Michigan. One county over, on the St. Joseph River, is a cave, Bear Cave (the only cave in Michigan IIRC). It was often used as a hideout by bank robbers, and thus was used as a set in William Porter's The Great Train Robbery in 1903.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)
Ironically, Hollywood was originally founded as a teetotaling farm community.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:20 AM (qRla/)
Is every Democrat male gay or a harasser, or a gay harasser?
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 10:21 AM (65cLN)
Posted by: Hollywood Babylon at April 16, 2026 10:21 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung"
Or blacks or Catholics or Jews or Iranians or working people or single mothers or any fucking thing they pretend to care about this moment.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:21 AM (aTgV0)
Way down upon the Swannee River,
Far, far away,
There’s where my heart is turning ever,
There’s where the old folks stay.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
'There you go. That's what you did. Appropiated somebody else's music while white.'
-Swansnachers
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 10:21 AM (LHPAg)
The people of Virginia are conscienceless monsters who'd elect Lucifer himself if he had a D next to his name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
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Here's another VA couple I'd like to see them do the same to themselves. No, I really don't give a damn anymore.
https://tinyurl.com/3x8cbem5
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (1o8D5)
@EndWokeness
Rep. Pressley: "It is a death sentence" to be sending Haitians back to Haiti
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She's just saying that because of the cannibalism. And rampant crime. And political violence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)
Go Gaia and the unlubed razorred dildo of consequences.
Australia's failed "green" domestic energy policies had already sparked a fuel-supply shock shortly after the U.S.-Iran conflict disrupted tankers at the Hormuz chokepoint. Now, a fire has broken out at the larger of Australia's two remaining oil refineries, adding even more fuel supply woes.
Victoria state fire authorities said the blaze erupted at Viva Energy's 120,000-barrel-per-day Geelong refinery, one of only two operating oil refineries left in Australia. The refinery accounts for roughly 10% to 12% of Australia's fuel supply while covering about half of Victoria's fuel demand
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Not all of us, Dude.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mark Foley (FL) at April 16, 2026 10:23 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:19 AM (FmapG)
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This is easily a mad lib.
Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 10:23 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)
Really? I was under the impression that it was filmed in New York and New Jersey. I can't imagine the NYC-based Edison studio going out to Michigan to film a cave.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:23 AM (qRla/)
And flopping. Don't forget the flopping.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 10:15 AM (wVcYX)
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I don't.
Posted by: Sidney Crosby at April 16, 2026 10:24 AM (tgvbd)
Ironically, Hollywood was originally founded as a teetotaling farm community.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:20 AM (qRla/)
How'd that work out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD, knows how that worked out at April 16, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
They aren't even trying to hide the corruption anymore.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (Sco7b)
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
[Soldiers start up their vehicles]
The Humungus: I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
Posted by: The Humungus at April 16, 2026 10:25 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg
Not sure. But he has made Garum. A fermented fish sauce from ancient Greece, Rome, Carthage, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:26 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 10:21 AM (65cLN)
Yes.
It's why they all hate men so much.
Imagine being a lefty woman self-selecting lefty dude after lefty dude.
Since Dems are de facto much better humans than conservatives, how awful must conservative men be?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:26 AM (FmapG)
I welcome this news. Whatever cultural shift is driving it, less boozing means less violent crime.
Posted by: gp at April 16, 2026 10:26 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:20 AM (qRla/)
How'd that work out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD, knows how that worked out at April 16, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)
Hollywood voted to join Los Angeles in 1910, so. . .not that well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:26 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
I mean, this time, they kinda elected three of them. If one believes the ballots.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:26 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Well, that's what the cave's website says. It does sound odd, now that you mention it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:27 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
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They aren't even trying to hide the corruption anymore.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)
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Also moral corruption. Everything is coming up Fairfax:
https://tinyurl.com/3sv85w9k
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (1o8D5)
Which of course it pretty amusing from the people still pleasuring themselves in Handsmaid Tale robes...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (sKqQm)
Squad Members: Bigot! Racist! It's a wonderful place.
Trump: OK, let's send the Haitians back there.
Squad: That's a death sentence!
Once again, Trump's opponents are nothing but a bunch of "bitch over there eating crackers" folk
Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (65cLN)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (ERade)
Imagine being a lefty woman self-selecting lefty dude after lefty dude.
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Men adopt feminist positions only to get into a woman's pants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (tgvbd)
Coming soon, they will ban investigating/talking about corruption just like they did in CA and MN...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)
Which of course it pretty amusing from the people still pleasuring themselves in Handsmaid Tale robes...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (sKqQm)
Did they ever consider that the Pope is ? It's just as far fetched...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 10:30 AM (WXgO5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
I mean, this time, they kinda elected three of them. If one believes the ballots.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:26 AM (FmapG)
Yeah, this is one of the hidden benefits (to the commies of vote fraud) how much to say 'They asked for it' and how much did they not really ask for it?
In the end though, if you do not rise up and cast them off...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)
And leftwing women have this idea of "if feminist men are this bad the non-feminist ones must be worse!"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 10:30 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 10:31 AM (xcxpd)
Why does the woman have a PosturePedic in that boat?
Is the guy stepping off the boat missing something? (Like his head)
Why are swans in the boat? Don't they swim?
Is the one guy doing yoga? If so, what position is that?
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 10:32 AM (IxSmD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 10:31 AM (xcxpd)
This one is a true test of "In the eye of the beholder."
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 10:32 AM (WXgO5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)
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Sadly, this is the way.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 10:32 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)
My slogan is "Dunmore Spanberger!"
You have to know your history for that one.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2026 10:33 AM (IxSmD)
And leftwing women have this idea of "if feminist men are this bad the non-feminist ones must be worse!"
Posted by: 18-1
I love when the left women ask where all the left men are.
Check the women's restroom.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:33 AM (ERade)
Posted by: rickb223
And the latest study indicates that taking edibles or marijuana in any form once per week by a man makes birth defects more likely and conception more difficult.
"Male marijuana use during the preconception period is associated with a significantly increased risk of spontaneous abortion (miscarriage) for the female partner. A prospective cohort study found that men who used marijuana ≥1 time/week in the two months before conception had twice the risk (adjusted hazard ratio of 2.0) of their partners experiencing a miscarriage compared to non-users, while use less than once a week showed no significant increase in risk.
The risk is most pronounced in early pregnancy (before 8 weeks' gestation) and among men aged 35 and older, where the hazard ratio rises to 4.1. Researchers suggest this link is driven by THC binding to cannabinoid receptors in testicular tissue and sperm. . . "
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2026 10:33 AM (E4rtv)
Most men are perfectly capable of keeping their zippers zipped, their hands to themselves and a respectful tongue in their heads. You will not find those men in places dominated by the Left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:34 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (sKqQm
I called anti-Christ!!!
Not exactly a great feat thinlkng like a liberal. Now dead liberals, I can do. Too soon?
I'm not sure what come's after that though....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 10:34 AM (Sco7b)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art but I first read it as Cocking Up At Swanham. My bad.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (tgvbd)
Leftist. To get into leftist women's pants. Conservative women want real men.
I've been asked before why I prefer conservative women to liberal women. The answer is always the same: because they don't have dicks.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:35 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
Yup. All the (Democrat) men they know are super-creeps and M-SNOW and NPR tell them regular and conservative men are worse.
The funniest cases are the ones who inadvertently ended up dating a conservative guy, found out the sex is significantly better, and put out a cry for help to reconcile that with Democrat dogma.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 10:37 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (ERade)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (aTgV0)
It's a crowded field. And I'm not sure one can blame the federal government's proximity as the only reason. Certainly a big one, but not the only one. NoVA is a well worn out nest of leftists with a small number of sane holdouts. I used to live there. It was a mess back in the 90's.
But with regards to Spamburger or whatever her name is, I seriously doubt she won with a plurality of possible voters. Many in the western part of the state, and south of Richmond probably didn't vote as the R candidate was... less than optimal in their eyes.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
There's still time.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (LHPAg)
Virginia is really trying to be the worst mid-Atlantic state on the east coast.
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Not as long as there's a Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:28 AM (tgvbd)
*1,000 yard vacant stare*
[mumbles]: I've seen things, man.
Posted by: Feminist Man at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (wVcYX)
Most men are perfectly capable of keeping their zippers zipped, their hands to themselves and a respectful tongue in their heads. You will not find those men in places dominated by the Left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 10:34 AM (tgvbd)
Funny enough, they did a survey of politics to having a child (released just this week). While having a child made women slightly more conservative in leanings, NOT having a child (at least not one that they confirm) makes men WILDLY liberal in their leanings.
Food for thought.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
At points, but not for as long, by so many people, with such hate filled intensity.
Besides, Obama's Black Jesus halo pictures diluted the effect.
Yay, the cat Snowflake is here to rest. Rainy day.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
No the antichrist is supposed to be a popular figure
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (TxYmD)
Now I'm depressed.
Posted by: eleven
Stepmother of Bryan Keith, who also killed himself.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (2ap+5)
1 hour ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (ERade)
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"It's a start."
/Death Cults 'R Us
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (xU6sC)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (YwEeS)
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (AkEZC)
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Seems to have been a mixture of things.
Sears made anti-Trump noises and was a bad campaigner.
The plan that put Youngkin in place (look up the Virginia Project) got completely abandoned and Democrats took up the strategy instead.
Youngkin did just this side of nothing to combat fraud in the state (oh...he did the minimum on voter rolls...huzzah...I'm sure Richmond and Arlington are otherwise pitch perfect and never do anything wrong in their counting ever and don't need serious investigation from the VA DOJ).
And the shutdown probably helped juice the numbers, but it was going to be a GOP loss no matter what because Youngkin actively abandoned the Virginia Project.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:41 AM (B5oTI)
Now I'm depressed.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (aTgV0)
Yes, that was a sad story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 10:41 AM (qRla/)
Check the women's restroom.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:33 AM (ERade)
You can also catch them lurking around pre-schools and kindergartens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 10:41 AM (fhCge)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (YwEeS)
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"WOOO! Democrats are doing something!"
-leftist fans of failure theater
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:42 AM (B5oTI)
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes
Maybe you should look at the art after you've found your coffee. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
No the antichrist is supposed to be a popular figure
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (TxYmD)
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You mean, like a Pope?
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2026 10:42 AM (xU6sC)
In Europe that is the ...umm...migrants
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:42 AM (YwEeS)
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Like most Albion gobbledygook, it could just as easily been Cock Upping at Swindon, or some such.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 16, 2026 10:01 AM (kpS4V)
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Great minds thinking alike!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (aTgV0)
Watch for Spencer's next in the series:
Cow Tipping at Abilene
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (fhCge)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (YwEeS)
https://tinyurl.com/4xyw5nnk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (YwEeS)
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How can you say that when he's so uncouth and doesn't respect the authority of generals?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:44 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:40 AM (YwEeS)
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They've already drawn up 730 Articles of Impeachment against Trump once we lose the rigged mid-terms.
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2026 10:44 AM (xU6sC)
1 hour ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:38 AM (ERade)
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"It's a start."
/Death Cults 'R Us
Posted by: ShainS
Maybe the demons are starting to return to Hell?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:44 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 10:44 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (aTgV0)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (YwEeS)
That's why he must go. We need a fat ugly trannie in charge of the military.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (fhCge)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)
Geese are asshoe. This is a Known Thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (kgE5c)
Canadian Geese are also known as Cobra Chickens. Which tells you everything.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (pvf3X)
Trump reveals he has multi-pick SCOTUS plan ready as retirement speculation heats up
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)
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President has short list of SCOTUS nominees in case of opening. Headline possible at every moment of every presidency for about 100 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (YwEeS)
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How can you say that when he's so uncouth and doesn't respect the authority of generals?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I was never in the military, so my knowledge of rank may be unclear, but doesn't the Secretary of War get to teabag generals?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ERade)
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I notice you didn't say "get underneath a woman's sundress".
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ERade)
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The constitution says that the generals run the military and that the civilian leadership must bow down to them.
Don't look it up, though. Just trust me, bro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (B5oTI)
Woke up to snow!
WTF???
Posted by: Diogenes"
Do you live in Central New York by any chance?
I grew up in Syracuse. Winter in April was the norm.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:48 AM (aTgV0)
I thought, wot th heck?
A woman had two geese
Stuck to her neck,
Native gal with two pillows
on which she could rest,
A boot-headed man
with goose-head in a nest,
and a goose on his belt
which caused me to smile
because at the time
I knew that was the style.
😉
Gooooood morning.
Still waiting for coffee to kick in
Posted by: mindful webworker - still rural but too close to suburban sprawl at April 16, 2026 10:48 AM (Cl/mc)
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Yes. Then retired/relieved generals seek some sort of payback. See the august Senators for the details.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 10:48 AM (FmapG)
Woke up to snow!
WTF???
Posted by: Diogenes"
Do you live in Central New York by any chance?
I grew up in Syracuse. Winter in April was the norm.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:48 AM (aTgV0)
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Diogenes obviously lives in Greece.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:48 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 10:43 AM (YwEeS)
Agreed. And best of all he is sidelining the woke scum that Obama and Biden pushed up the ranks.
I love civilian oversight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (g0MSz)
It's the only reason men do anything. Like Tony Montana said: "First you need the money, then the power, then the women."
Posted by: gp at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
One thing you should never do when you have a long neck and no arms?
Don't lead with your head. It's too easy to grab them by the nevk and snap it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Kind of. There are plenty of men that are so weak, slothful, and pathetic, that they adopt Leftwing positions so they can reap the benefits of other people's work. Modern feminism is 50% socialism, so they naturally coexist. The other 50% of man-hating and victim Olympics are just part of the Lefty experience, so again, just assumed.
Men have to achieve what women view as valuable to compete for attention, so Lefty men do end up embarrassing themselves trying to be the most Lefty, emotional, and feminist...which counterintuitively makes them so soy even liberal women don't find them sexually attractive (but they're great friends and allies...for men (spit)).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
I was never in the military, so my knowledge of rank may be unclear, but doesn't the Secretary of War get to teabag generals?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ERade)
The military is under the thumb of civilian authority. The importance of which is noted in the U.S. Declaration of Independence and the Texas Declaration of Independence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (E6xSb)
I love civilian oversight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (g0MSz)
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Civilian oversight of the military is unAmerican.
We must trust experts to run government institutions without input from the body politic instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:50 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: Mediocraties at April 16, 2026 10:50 AM (affD0)
Even people who don't like him very much say he's a great AntiChrist. It's true.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 10:50 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (/+uur)
Don't lead with your head. It's too easy to grab them by the nevk and snap it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:49 AM (ERade)
How DARE you
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:48 AM (aTgV0)
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That town is a winter hellscape.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (RIvkX)
Now I'm depressed.
Posted by: eleven
Stepmother of Bryan Keith, who also killed himself.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
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Suicide runs in families.
Don't ask me how I know ...
* cues M*A*S*H theme song "Suicide Is Painless" *
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (xU6sC)
Police Warn of Violent Summer Ahead as Street Takeovers in Los Angeles Turn Deadly
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Seven Days In May at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Seven Days In May at April 16, 2026 10:51 AM (wVcYX)
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Banger of a thriller.
But it makes no damn real-world sense. Like,...at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:52 AM (B5oTI)
Don't look it up, though. Just trust me, bro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I did look it up! It's right after the parts about federal district judges running the country and attorney generals prosecuting Preznits!
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 10:52 AM (Y8DZL)
Trump reveals he has multi-pick SCOTUS plan ready as retirement speculation heats up
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)
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President has short list of SCOTUS nominees in case of opening. Headline possible at every moment of every presidency for about 100 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (B5oTI)
Good luck getting them through the Senate... Especially if we lose it in 26'
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 10:52 AM (WXgO5)
Posted by: Zombie Anthony Hensley, drowned by swan in 2012 at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
278 The constitution says that the generals run the military and that the civilian leadership must bow down to them.
Don't look it up, though. Just trust me, bro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I did look it up! It's right after the parts about federal district judges running the country and attorney generals prosecuting Preznits!
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 10:52 AM (Y8DZL)
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See?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (7RYym)
Woke up to snow!
WTF???
Posted by: Diogenes"
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Come on down... it's 75 going up to the upper 80's
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (EneHm)
Posted by: The Big Bopper at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 10:52 AM (WXgO5)
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Which four GOP senate seats will the GOP lose in November?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (j+aD2)
Which four GOP senate seats will the GOP lose in November?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (B5oTI)
None I hope...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (WXgO5)
Is this a NJ thing?
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (vslA3)
Average answer: 7th. Wealthier than 43 states.
The reality: 51st. Dead last. Below Mississippi. Below Arkansas.
Alabama is wealthier than Canadia
hahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (j+aD2)
I'd hope it's Thomas.
Otherwise he risks getting Ginsberg'd.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (FmapG)
Which four GOP senate seats will the GOP lose in November?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:53 AM (B5oTI)
None I hope...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (WXgO5)
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You keep coming here with doom and gloom.
Come up with what you expect to lose specifically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (B5oTI)
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Whichever ones we need to.
-GOP Leadership
(yikes, have I really gotten that cynical?)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho"
From January to February Syracuse is Winter Heaven.
From March to April get the fuck out.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (aTgV0)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (j+aD2)
I'd hope it's Thomas.
Otherwise he risks getting Ginsberg'd.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 10:54 AM (FmapG)
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The rumors point to Alito and have for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (B5oTI)
You'd know better, but the backstory of Seven Days In May was supposed to be JFK being scared of the Joint Chiefs and wanted Hollywood to put out something showing the heroic President standing up to them.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (Y8DZL)
He's not a Democrat?
Is effective is his role?
Calls out their nonsense ?
Look better than they do when exercising?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 10:56 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas
Upper 80s in April is worse than snow in April.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 10:57 AM (/+uur)
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Here, in rural KY, the transplanted hoodrats are going down to the local park, with airsoft guns, running around in packs, shooting random people.
It's already been noted that someone who's packing will take offense, and shoot them dead.
The outcry from the usual corner was... loud. Just post more cameras. The parents need to talk to their children. They're just being kids. etc.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 10:57 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)
86 down here by the Bay
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 10:57 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 10:58 AM (pvf3X)
Come up with what you expect to lose specifically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 10:55 AM (B5oTI)
Are we comment policing now
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 10:58 AM (TxYmD)
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NC and Maine are pretty much a done deal.
Ohio is 50/50. Texas is unlikely but not outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 10:58 AM (vslA3)
NJ Transit is considering a massive, roughly 8x, increase in round-trip fares—potentially to $100—for travel between New York Penn Station and MetLife Stadium for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The hike aims to cover nearly million in operating costs, avoiding the burden on local taxpayers, with final pricing expected shortly.
ESPN: N.J. governor: FIFA should pay extra train costs to MetLife for World Cup, 3 hours ago
I almost salute NIMBY New Jersey.
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PA, OTOH, will be keeping bars open until 4am for the FIFA Games and do bet on tailgating.
April 15, 2026, PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) -- FIFA is fighting back against a report claiming that it will ban tailgating at stadiums holding matches for the 2026 World Cup.
"In a statement, the organization says it does not have a formal policy and is leaving the tailgating issue to the host cities."
And that's the City of Brotherly Love for ya.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)
I think Thomas should too, but he's apparently pig-headed (not that that's a bad thing).
Can we get Stephen Miller on the Court to replace Alito?
/Not a chance ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2026 10:59 AM (xU6sC)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 10:59 AM (/+uur)
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NC and Maine are pretty much a done deal.
Ohio is 50/50. Texas is unlikely but not outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 10:58 AM (vslA3)
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You are retarded.
Go look at Collins' polling in 2020 compared to the final result.
OH is as Republican as Florida. Texas is more Republican than Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:00 AM (B5oTI)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:00 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: gp at April 16, 2026 11:00 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 11:01 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 10:58 AM (TxYmD)
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Some people just can't get another job ...
/I denounce myself
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2026 11:01 AM (xU6sC)
He will lose by 8 points.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:01 AM (/+uur)
Collins is absolutely gone. I'd put money on it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 11:01 AM (qRla/)
Collins is absolutely gone. I'd put money on it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 16, 2026 11:01 AM (qRla/)
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Her polling showed her down by 8 in 2020.
She won by 8.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (B5oTI)
He will lose by 8 points.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 11:01 AM (/+uur)
all of his money comes from out of state.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (rGqqI)
Judge James C. Ho of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 11:02 AM (Dv3i1)
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She’s at 20-25% right now on betting markets. If you’re this confident you’ll make a killing.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (vslA3)
I was never in the military, so my knowledge of rank may be unclear, but doesn't the Secretary of War get to teabag generals?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ERade)
Unfortunately, the US military has a long tradition of West Point ring-knocker flag officers who think that the President and others in the military chain of command works for them, rather than the other way around. Goes back to the beginning with that coward Horatio Gates, who openly despised George Washington during the Revolution and would regularly ignore Washington's orders, even plotting against him with the Conway Cabal.
Lincoln had serious problems with this, like when McClellan refused to take the Army into the field on a regular basis, or the head of the Ordnance Dept who just came right out and refused Lincoln's orders to acquire repeating arms like the Spenser, Sharps and Henry rifles after Lincoln was shown their clear advantages.
MacArthur's stupid shit in WWII and Korea is a direct descendent. Dood was seriously overrated as a field commander, did pretty good as Governor of occupied Japan, to be fair.
History won't be kind to modern prima donnas like Mattis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (y9nCu)
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She’s at 20-25% right now on betting markets. If you’re this confident you’ll make a killing.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (vslA3)
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What did the betting markets say who would win the House in 2024 for months?
Until 7pm on election night?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (B5oTI)
The betting markets are wrong about almost everything. Too few participants to get the actual "wisdom of crowds" effect.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 11:04 AM (2ocoG)
Until 7pm on election night?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:03 AM (B5oTI)
Just checked and mid October was the flip. GOP was the slight favorite for the last 3 weeks of the campaign ranging from 50-52%. The markets predicted a very narrow GOP win and that’s exactly what happened.
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:11 AM (vslA3)
Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 11:11 AM (vslA3)
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Oh, so the betting markets get accurate close to an election?
They're completely unreliable months out? Why the fuck are you referencing them now, then?
People who use betting markets as evidence of anything are fucking retarded.
Why do you keep coming back under new handles?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 11:12 AM (B5oTI)
The Morning Report -- 4/ 16/26
Eric Swalwell was Nancy Pelosi’s made man, the golden child of San Francisco’s rotten machine politics.Yes the ramifications are indeed national and so Swalwell had to go, lest the Democrats lose more than just a statehouse and control of one state, albeit a massive and important one.
Today he’s roadkill, his name erased from the sign outside his congressional office, vultures feasting on his remains.
Swalwell’s clinical political eradication this week tells you everything about the Democratic Party and how ruthlessly and efficiently they will move to keep to power in the state they have controlled for 15 years and run into the ground.
California, our most populous and richest state, is the engine of their vast patronage system, fueled in part by illegal migration and social services fraud that has ripped tens, perhaps hundreds, of billions of dollars off the taxpayer and recycled it through unions and “grassroots” donations back into the party.
That’s why Dr. Mehmet Oz, Administrator of the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, calls California the “kingdom of fraud” as he confronts massive organized ripoffs of Medicaid, home health services and hospice care... Illegal migration, turbocharged under Joe Biden by his Homeland Security secretary, California hit man Alejandro Mayorkas, also served the machine well, by artificially inflating the state’s census counts and enabling voter fraud.
The census inflation led to extra House seats for California and more electoral votes, and thus more power in presidential elections.
In return, the machine sponsors and protects useful buffoons like Swalwell, who was one of “Pelosi’s boys” from the minute he threw his hat into national politics as a 31-year-old San Francisco councilman with a mischievous grin and a lackluster legal career behind him.
Sadly the cancer of Democrat Leftism has metastasized all over the place, and while California, regardless of its electoral system is most likely a lost cause barring some sea change in the societal/political landscape that might happen (I am not holding my breath), the Democrats have a very deep and dark bench, including the absolutely horrendous Tom Steyer. Meanwhile 3000 miles or so to the east, we have this blonde beast to contend with, who likely has national aspirations for national socialism as this trio of links indicates
https://freebeacon.com/campus/moderate-governor-abigail-spanberger-signs-bill-forcing-virginia-schools-to-consider-restorative-disciplinary-practices-before-suspending-students/ 'Moderate' Governor Abigail Spanberger Signs Bill Forcing Virginia Schools To Consider 'Restorative Disciplinary Practices' Before Suspending Students
Such practices include a 'restorative circle,' a 'centuries-old indigenous practice' in which participants sit in a circle to discuss their actionsThen... She goes Gun Crazy, Quelle Surprise?!
The DOJ’s warning signals potential federal litigation, challenging the constitutionality of the Virginia Democrats’ proposed laws. Pro-Second Amendment critics of the legislation argue the measures could restrict firearms commonly used for lawful purposes, while proponents of gun control, including Spanberger, have attempted to frame the legislation as necessary to address gun violence.Turd and finally...
By signing this compact, Spanberger has agreed to hand Virginia’s 13 electoral votes to whichever presidential ticket wins the national popular vote.Now you can see how crucial it is for the Dems that there isn't even a sliver of an iota of a scintilla of a chance that they lose control of California. But then again, if more states follow VIrginia in handing over their electoral votes to the popular vote winner thus de facto destroying the Electoral College, that's ball game, even if the Golden State should flip Red. Assuming that a GOP candidate even wins the popular vote ever again. On that cheery note... Have a great day!
And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- U.S. President Donald Trump says China has agreed not to provide weapons to Iran as reports circulate that Beijing has considered transferring arms.
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- President Trump’s campaign against the Iranian regime carries broad implications — many of them directly advancing American interests and reshaping the strategic landscape for years to come.
Crude new world Oil markets will never be the same – regardless of how the war in Iran ends* * * * * - Notice that events are developing. . .
Democrats Can’t Update Their Script On The Iran War To Incorporate New Realities
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Trump Sides With Deep State, Signals Intent To Preserve Spy Tool That Snarled His First Term
- Theirs is the party of cruelty, sadism and derangement..”
The ‘Disease’ That Drives The Democrats
- In a saner world, the political weaponization of the Department of Justice under [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden would be a bipartisan scandal, but the “moderates” in today’s Democrat Party won’t lift a finger to protect traditional norms.The latest horror story is this week’s report on flagrant abuses, including the withholding of evidence and “aggressive arrest tactics” when targeting pro-life defendants; the nearly 900-page review also shows Attorney General Merrick Garland’s prosecutors demanding far harsher prison sentences for pro-lifers than pro-choicers convicted on similar charges.
Biden’s weaponized Justice Department is just Democrats vs. democracy
- Larry Elder: Gasp! Candidates were all white.
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- The solicitor general’s arguments in the birthright citizenship case now before the Supreme Court should remind us all why and how we’re Americans.
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- “These acts of pure evil have devastated our Department."
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- “The cut to legal entries was 2.5 times as large” as the cut to illegal entries, David J. Bier wrote in his report, noting that illegal entries have also fallen under Trump. But “cuts in legal immigration broke the trend of rising legal immigration from 2021 to 2024.”
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- Cut off the cash and they'll leave.
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- California’s ruling class just sent a loud message via AB 2624: expose fraud, and they’ll come after you, not the fraudsters.
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- There was never a genuine complaint. It wasn’t an opportunistic hit job either. It was something far more deliberate, a coordinated effort.
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THE ECONOMY, STUPID
- Let's consider the merits of a regressive tax code.
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- The April 15 event, held alongside Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) and Rep. Steve Womack (R-AR), came as Democrats used Tax Day to promote a different message focused on higher taxes for wealthy Americans.
Chairwoman McClain Focuses on Working Families Tax Cuts While Democrats Push ‘Tax the Rich’
- When a model swings from loss to gain on its own assumptions, it isn’t proving tariffs failed—it’s exposing the limits of the model.
The Anti-Tariff Priesthood Strikes Again CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - The ruling could alter the competitive landscape of the concert industry, where Live Nation has been a dominant force. Potential court-ordered divestments might disrupt Live Nation’s business model, which relies on interconnected operations to drive ticket sales and sponsorship deals. Live Nation will have to pay damages following the jury’s decision. Jurors ruled that Ticketmaster overcharged customers by $1.72 on each ticket. The judge will determine the total damages amount based on that finding.
Jury Finds Live Nation (Ticketmaster) is Monopoly That Overcharged Consumers.'
- If certain individuals by virtue of their mental condition pose a continuing and unpredictable threat, then the appropriate response is permanent removal from situations where they can harm others.
The Insanity Defense: A Public Danger EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Such practices include a 'restorative circle,' a 'centuries-old indigenous practice' in which participants sit in a circle to discuss their actions
'Moderate' Governor Abigail Spanberger Signs Bill Forcing Virginia Schools To Consider 'Restorative Disciplinary Practices' Before Suspending Students
- With one question during congressional hearings on campus antisemitism, Rep. Elise Stefanik became the general of a war against antisemitism on college campuses across America: “Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate your university’s code of conduct?” The viral video of her query became the most-watched congressional hearing clip in history.
Elise Stefanik reveals the sick truth of elite colleges’ moral collapse
- “Despite pursuing a financial sustainability plan and raising more than $55 million through its Change in the Making campaign, efforts in enrollment growth, debt refinancing and land development did not yield a viable path forward.”
Iconic Leftist Hampshire College Permanently Closing at End of the Year SECOND AMENDMENT - The DOJ’s warning signals potential federal litigation, challenging the constitutionality of the Virginia Democrats’ proposed laws. Pro-Second Amendment critics of the legislation argue the measures could restrict firearms commonly used for lawful purposes, while proponents of gun control, including Spanberger, have attempted to frame the legislation as necessary to address gun violence.
Virginia’s Far-Left Governor is In a Pitched Battle Against the 2nd Amendment. THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - By signing this compact, Spanberger has agreed to hand Virginia’s 13 electoral votes to whichever presidential ticket wins the national popular vote.
Spanberger Pushes Nation To Brink, Signs Law Rendering State’s Votes ‘Null and Void’ DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Miranda Devine: Eric Swalwell was Nancy Pelosi’s made man, the golden child of San Francisco’s rotten machine politics.
All the Queen's men Swalwell’s fall from grace was by design — and so Dems can keep their grubby hands on California
- Eric Swalwell will be a quickly forgotten nobody in American politics. But to understand why these allegations are coming out now and what they mean, we have to see that this is an indictment of more than Swalwell’s dirtbaggy ways.
Swalwell’s dirtbagginess caught up with him, but the timing of his downfall is coldly calculated
- The fallout has destroyed Swalwell’s political career, with his withdrawal from the California governor’s race and mounting legal and reputational challenges. Cloobeck’s public denunciation also highlights growing dissatisfaction among some high-profile Democratic donors with the party’s current trajectory.
https://thenationalpulse.com/2026/04/15/this-dem-mega-donor-says-hes-a-libertarian-republican-after-swalwell-scandal/
- 'ActBlue, I want my money back,' says Swalwell donor (Swalwell ays "LOL-GFY!" - jjs)
Swalwell Accuser's Allegations Corroborated by Campaign Disbursements, Raising Fresh Legal Questions* * * * * - A man with a mangled biography.
The Next Obama Can’t Stand ‘Right-Wing Media’ Scrutiny POLITICS - In terms of a political apocalypse, Abigail Spanberger is more like one of Homer’s sirens. Her song has lulled the electorate to sleep. She creeps softly over us, a bug whose hard exoskeleton boasts a layer of warm human skin, injecting our institutions with low-grade acid that melts them from the inside out.
Spanberger Spins A Siren Song As She Melts America From The Inside Out - The man can be tone deaf, but he’s doing wonderful things, both at home and abroad.
Reasons to forgive Trump his trespasses
- Talarico said the total marks a record for money raised by a Senate candidate in the first quarter of an election year. The leftist Democrat is set to face the winner of the GOP primary runoff between incumbent Sen. John Cornyn and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.
Senate Candidate Reports Massive Fundraising Haul In Bid To Flip Seat Blue
- San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan escalated his attacks on fellow Democrat gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer on Wednesday, accusing the billionaire former hedge fund manager of attempting to use his wealth to buy the California governor’s office despite a record that Mahan argued conflicts with Steyer’s current political message.
‘He Thinks You’re Stupid’: Leftwing Democrats Take Gloves Off In Fight Against Billionaire Tom Steyer FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - If I had a dollar for every time the president said something about what's coming in Cuba over the last three months, I'd have enough cash to buy a plane ticket to Washington, D.C., so I could stand outside the State Department, hold a boombox over my head, and beg Marco Rubio to give me an interview on the topic. And if I had a dollar for every "anonymous sources" exclusive the MSM put out about what the president plans to do in Cuba, I'd have enough money to fly back home when the State Department inevitably takes out a restraining order. Sigh.
Is the Pentagon Preparing for Military Action in Cuba? - The CCP’s valued stability is at risk.
Reading the Tea Leaves at China’s 2026 ‘Two Sessions’
- “Well, as regards to relations with China, we share many of the concerns with the U.S. including with imbalance in our trading relationship, including with China’s industrial overcapacities and non-market policies and practices, including China attempting to use our dependency for example on critical minerals like rare earths supplies as a leverage or choke point,” Dombrovskis further explained regarding China. “So we are engaged with the U.S. on many of those aspects I was mentioning. It is also among the big topics here for the IMF Spring Meetings — global economic imbalances is one of those topics — and they will be discussing in different forums this including directly with China. So there are many of the concerns which we are sharing and which we need to cooperate to address. Then economically I was mentioning the U.S. is EU’s largest trading partner. China is EU’s second largest trading partner. So also, obviously, there is lots at stake economically. So we are not pursuing decoupling. We are pursuing what you call de-risking, so continuing engagement but addressing imbalances, addressing unfair competition, and also finding a way how to address existing or potential dependencies from China.”
Exclusive — Top European Economic Minister Says Europe Rooting for Trump in Beijing Talks: ‘We Share Many of the Concerns’ U.S. Has with China
- The Global Times said Xi declared China is ready to share “the opportunities brought about by Chinese modernization to strengthen the foundation for regional development and security” in the Middle East.
China Welcomes UAE Crown Prince, Straining to Defend Its Middle East Ties (Up yours and don't starch the collars, Hop Sing! - jjs)
- Ireland’s fuel protests have grown into a broader revolt over immigration, identity, and EU policy, exposing deep fractures between voters and political elites.
From Protest to Real Power: Why Irish Eyes Aren’t Smiling
- The IMF is also concerned about rising global debt levels, with Britain’s gross debt projected to reach 104.1 percent of GDP. Meanwhile, despite Britain’s enormous and growing tax burden, some economists are warning that further tax rises may be necessary to meet relatively modest commitments to increase defensespending.
One G7 Country is Raising Taxes Faster Than the Rest of The Group PUT TOGETHER.
- The findings highlight the exploitation of the British asylum system while exposing those who are profiting from it. The Home Office—roughly equivalent to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security—has claimed it will take action against those abusing the system.
Legal Advisers Coach Migrants to Fake Gayness for Asylum Claims.
- David Harsanyi: Even partial capitalism works every time.
Argentina is Booming — Capitalism Remains Undefeated ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS - Any guesses what they had in mind?
60 "Palestinians" Hide in a Garbage Truck to Infiltrate Israel
- The UNRWA bill would codify President Donald Trump’s decision to freeze funding for the Hamas-tied UN agency
GOP Senators Push To Prohibit US Funding for UNRWA
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - The articles are unlikely to pass in the current Congress, as Republicans control the House of Representatives. The Pentagon has dismissed the resolution as a political stunt, and President Donald J. Trump has expressed strong support for Hegseth, praising his leadership at the Department of War.
Dems Plan 5 Impeachment Articles Against Hegseth. (destroying the prospects of a future, winning GOP presidential prospect - jjs) HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Before the COVID-19 pandemic, most Americans, regardless of political beliefs, placed strong trust in the medical establishment. But that confidence took a major hit during the pandemic...Today, that erosion of trust reflects a deeper concern. Many people believe healthcare decisions are no longer driven solely by patient well-being, but increasingly influenced by corporate interests and financial incentives...Dr. Peter McCullough and his colleagues have led a first-of-its-kind study exploring the use of Ivermectin + Mebendazole in cancer treatment, opening the door to a new line of investigation.
Groundbreaking New Study Links Ivermectin to Cancer TreatmentBenefits (but, but, but horse paste?! - jjs)
- We're breaking up with popular activewear.
The $130 Leggings In Your Closet Could Be Packing Chemicals Linked To Infertility ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - ...the goal is part of a series of missions that began earlier this month with the Artemis II mission, which successfully saw the first orbital manned flight around the moon in decades. The plan positions the U.S. as the leader in space nuclear power, a critical component for long-term missions and for maintaining military and technological superiority amid growing competition from China and Russia. (Gabrielle Drake in the silver moon bikini - jjs)
White House Unveils Plan for Nuclear Moon Bases.
- By comparing how galaxies clustered in the past with their distribution today, researchers can trace dark energy’s influence over 11 billion years of cosmic history. Surprising results using DESI’s first three years of data hinted that dark energy, once thought to be a “cosmological constant,” might be evolving over time. . .
DESI telescope completes its nominal mission, mapping more than 47 million galaxies
- The entire interview is worth reading. It indicates a very practical and honest mindset. Everyone might not agree with every proposal Isaacman has put forth, but he is clearly approaching things from a very good place.
A very interesting and revealing interview of NASA administrator Jared Issacman FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - They ‘trust the science’ in Canada, until it comes to gender transition.
How Pushing Back On Gender Ideology Cost One Man $750,000 CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Why is the Vatican allowing leftist U.S. politicians to exploit the pope? (he's one himself - jjs)
Has the Vatican becomes a DNC satellite office? - In a world where basic etiquette is scarce, it is ironic that the burden of perfection continues to fall on the performer, not the crowd.
Why Sabrina Carpenter’s reaction to fan's 'zaghrouta' wasn’t the problem HITHER & YON - Another interesting addition to the 2026 Bingo Card.
When Primate Politics Turn Deadly: ‘Civil War’ Shattering Uganda’s Ngogo Chimps
- We do the exact same thing with human experts. We treat people who are undeniably smart as if they were automatically also wise. We let them substitute their intelligence for our judgment, then lower our own standards to meet them halfway.
The Real Danger Isn’t Dumb People — It’s Smart People Without Wisdom
- Christian Toto: 'Saul' star has action-movie chops but story suffers from split personality
Odenkirk’s Fargo-Style ‘Normal’ Goes Full Tarantino
- How an Iranian diplomat turned Nazi paperwork into a weapon and saved thousands during the Holocaust.
Born in Tehran – Tested in Nazi Paris
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 16, 2026 07:31 AM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 16, 2026 07:31 AM (ewuvP)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (ewuvP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)
'Moderate' Governor Abigail Spanberger Signs Bill Forcing Virginia Schools To Consider 'Restorative Disciplinary Practices' Before Suspending Students
When I was in fifth grade, I saw a teacher (retired Marine) slam a kid into a locker. That's the sort of "Restorative Disciplinary Practice" we need today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 07:34 AM (tgvbd)
Little darling oh little darling
O-oh where a-are you?
My lover I was wronger
To try to love two
Ahh uha uha uha uha
Knowing well that my lover
Was just for you uh only you...
Posted by: The Diamonds at April 16, 2026 07:35 AM (79nfv)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2026 07:35 AM (2/MrR)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 16, 2026 07:35 AM (3AwA+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 07:37 AM (AkEZC)
Trump is making a big mistake on FISA 702. Surprising given everything he went through with Russia Russia Russia… I can’t figure his motivation here….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:38 AM (OY1AQ)
There are seventeen people from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School that would have had a difference of opinion with the effectiveness of this approach but they have a case of death that prevents that from happening.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 07:38 AM (+4yJ5)
The Real Danger Isn't Dumb People - It's Smart People Without Wisdom
We have a whole class of "experts", "thought leaders", bureaucrats and legislators who have no idea where stuff comes from, how it's made or how it gets to them. They've never had a job outside an office, never been on a farm, never seen a production line or been in a factory.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 07:39 AM (tgvbd)
Go woke, get broke. More of this, please.
Like voting with your feet. At some point reality breaks through the Leftist cant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)
At my school, we had a security guard that was a Former Marine. It was basically understood that if he was looking for you, go find him first and atone for whatever sins you may have committed.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 07:39 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 07:40 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 07:34 AM (tgvbd)
I got the wooden paddle in 4th grade (for playing tackle football at recess which was forbidden). I’m still alive…. Yes we should restore that because a little healthy fear of teacher is good. My only slight hesitation is knowing how many purple-haired crazies are teachers today…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:41 AM (OY1AQ)
Can those powers be used to target the Deep State? Only reason I can think of.
Well, maybe for fighting foreign subversion, rather than US citizens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
This morning's report raises a lot of questions.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 07:41 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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No shit.
In 7th grade, my buddy was body slammed into one by an administrator after he mouthed off to a substitute. Junior high seemed to have a significant number of "issues."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 07:42 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: NR Pax
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They are the lucky ones. I have to live with it FOREVER!
Posted by: David Hogg at April 16, 2026 07:42 AM (DDJSl)
Congrats on your new delivery service for knitted breast replacements. Are you there for the fittings as well?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)
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drums
gonna need drums
sidenote: the diamonds are back
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 07:45 AM (FmapG)
New Yorkers were opposed to slavery in 1860. Today, not so much.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)
My local (regionally syndicated) talk show hosts, Walton & Johnson, mentioned an event yesterday where they trotted old Mushbrain out to speak at a college. Joe spied the one black man in the audience, called out, "Hey, he looks like Barack!" Which, apparently, he didn't except for skin color.
Why are his wife and his other handlers letting Joe out in public?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 07:47 AM (wzUl9)
It's jail time for this despicable Democrat. One down, five hundred to go.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:47 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Apparently, my health insurance does not cover spouse-induced injuries so I will have to content myself with dropping them off.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 07:48 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 07:48 AM (NlEaG)
Posted by: David Hogg
That boy (He has a long way to go before becoming a man) is the kind of person that has me rethinking my hardline stance against bullying.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 07:49 AM (+4yJ5)
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He's probably with Hunter, who purportedly sneaked out of the country to avoid $15M in back taxes he never paid.
I mentioned the *biden's tax issues yesterday in on of the threads. The IRS had even opened a case on them back before the VP slot. Lots of "irregularities" with their returns.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 07:49 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
My local (regionally syndicated) talk show hosts, Walton & Johnson, mentioned an event yesterday where they trotted old Mushbrain out to speak at a college. Joe spied the one black man in the audience, called out, "Hey, he looks like Barack!" Which, apparently, he didn't except for skin color.
Why are his wife and his other handlers letting Joe out in public?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 07:47 AM (wzUl9)
Why they are putting Biden out there is explicable: money. Why someone would attend an event to listen to him is the puzzler.
Posted by: sir, that's retarded at April 16, 2026 07:50 AM (hlJBQ)
Good morning, JJ. Had to look that word up. Thanks for adding it to my repertoire of fun words!
Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2026 07:50 AM (LVvlK)
Who Edits this stuff. Who does not know 12 * 6 is 72.
It is over 600. 625 to be exact.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)
Pope Leo shooting his mouth off again. Every 500 years or so the Catholic Church needs a good scism. It would be ironic if in the split between American Catholics and Rome , the final kick was from an American pope
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (TLxw1)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 07:48 AM (NlEaG)
NPV??
Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2026 07:53 AM (LVvlK)
The two things may be connected.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 07:53 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 07:49 AM (AkEZC)
1 Bank had 150 SARs.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)
Why they are putting Biden out there is explicable: money. Why someone would attend an event to listen to him is the puzzler.
Posted by: sir, that's retarded at April 16, 2026
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Well, sure, money -- but didn't they grift millions from us and Ukraine and who knows how many other sources while he was in politics for FIFTY YEARS???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 07:55 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)
Shes are rich girl
Dont try to hide it
Shes got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:55 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (qFwJc)
It is over 600. 625 to be exact.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)
I was told there would be no math.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (NlEaG)
Saw an article about how Cardinal Cupich of Chicago has had a "profound influence" on reshaping the American hierarchy. My comment was that that was like saying the Enola Gay had a "profound influence" on reshaping Hiroshima.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (SSHra)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (qFwJc)
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That's a mistake. The performer is being paid, BY the crowd. The trouble is that this sort of yelling is interfering with the experience of one's fellow crowd members.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2026 07:57 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)
Shes are rich girl
Dont try to hide it
Shes got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026
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She can rely on the old man's diamonds;
She knows it don't matter anyway
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 07:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (SSHra)
None of it is likely constitutional, but no one has brought up a challenge yet, at least to the Supreme Court, probably b/c it hasn't come into play yet...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2026 07:58 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
All credit to my wife who came across this by accident and then promptly got to work.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 07:58 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 07:59 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2026 07:53 AM (LVvlK)
National Popular Vote. That pact about states decaring their electoral votes go to the winner of the most votes nationally.
My sadness is that the NPV was not in place for Trump's election to cause the 534 EV outcome. They would have declared NPV unconstitutional so fast....
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 07:59 AM (NlEaG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (SSHra)
In one place, the Constitution says the States can decide how to allocate their electors on their own.
In another place, the Constitution says the States can't enter into any inter-state compacts.
I'm not sure how SCOTUS would rule, but it will absolutely end up there. Judges matter.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:00 AM (FmapG)
Utah Valley University has selected their keynote speaker for this year's graduation, and its some G-d AWFL Karen who went on a bitter tirade about how no amount of public outrage about an assassination could outweigh the monstrous evil perpetrated by Charlie Kirk.
A senseless murder that rocked a nation took place on *their campus,* and their response is "good, we're glad it happened. Fuck all of you."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:00 AM (BI5O2)
Lyca
‘Tengo Medi-Cal,’
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)
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Gotta admit they picked the right camouflage.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2026 08:01 AM (AlhUl)
I'm glad to be leaving town.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 08:01 AM (wzUl9)
Right now the incentive for the Dems is to focus fraud on battlegrounds states and races. This makes it harder because there are generally non-leftists involved in the vote counting.
Now fraud does happen and it is non-trivial in these areas. But...as we've seen in the blue states the left can easily produce millions of fake votes. A political system that would elect the president based on just total votes counted when then mean they could move their fraud to the deepest blue districts - where you would see absurd numbers of mail in ballots suggesting nearly 100%...or more...of eligible voters voted this way - and yes we saw some of this in 2020 so this isn't hypothetical.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:02 AM (sKqQm)
The Vatican has always had a disdainful attitude toward the US and Americans. Leo is like Chips Channon, the British MP who was also born in Chicago, went abroad and became deeply anti-American.
The Vatican maintains this attitude despite the fact that it's kept afloat financially by the generosity of the same Americans it despises.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 08:02 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)
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it's not
but that's never stopped Democrats
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:02 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 16, 2026 08:03 AM (RiKhU)
It's not the leggings. It's the "wide load" covered by said "leggings" that reduce the number of kidlets...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)
imagine the stink in there
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)
It was so bad the garbage was complaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 08:06 AM (tgvbd)
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imagine the stink in there
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026
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Garbage truck is no bargain either
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 08:06 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (TLxw1)
I always wonder why the conclave picked old Lefty Bob for Pope A Dope.
Father Pfleger Kids In Danger was unavailable?
Posted by: Reverend Mariann Budde, Not a lesbian....yet. at April 16, 2026 08:07 AM (79nfv)
Good morning, JJ. Had to look that word up. Thanks for adding it to my repertoire of fun words!
Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2026 07:50 AM (LVvlK)
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This is the best Yiddish word especially when used by someone who cannot pronounce it properly like my Boston blueblood college roommate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)
It's not the leggings. It's the "wide load" covered by said "leggings" that reduce the number of kidlets...
Posted by: man
I think that link is messed up.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 08:08 AM (OyiDH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026
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"Fahcocktah"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 08:08 AM (wzUl9)
Good link: https://tinyurl.com/2fv9yd47
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)
Almost typed "TGIF" - d'oh!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:10 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)
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That is debatable. The 1860 part.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)
Reasons to forgive Trump his trespasses
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This is what I could never quite understand. Yes, Trump has his "trespasses" and many times says things that make me cringe, or at the very least, wish he'd had kept quiet.
But his personal foibles simply do not concern me because they do not personally affect me. What he's doing for the country affects me. And that's all I care about.
Why can't people understand this? It's not the man that affects me. It's his actions. Not. Rocket. Science.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)
Pipe meets with Democrat operative David Axelrod (who isn't Catholic), then denounces Trump. And the. 79 Minutes hosts 3 anti-Trump bishops to frame a narrative that Catholics are turning on Trump.
All a coincidence, I'm sure
https://is.gd/urh9MS
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2026 08:11 AM (J6hI7)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:12 AM (ZxPkt)
Swalwell's not the exception, he's the norm.
Democrats gather children around and do struggle session tactics to berate them into compliance; it's not rape but follows the same perverted impulse.
It you can stand it, there's a picture of Swalwell's wife and kids out there, very much his victims, she's got Ozempic face and looks terrified.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 08:12 AM (Y8DZL)
All a coincidence, I'm sure
https://is.gd/urh9MS
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2026 08:12 AM (J6hI7)
https://www.jpost.com/international/article-893233
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 08:12 AM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at April 16, 2026 08:13 AM (oftw2)
Do not want to offend my Catholic friends here, but Leo and Cardinal Cupich are part of the Chicago Dem machine sadly, and are following orders not to talk about Late Term Abortion and Infantacide
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:13 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 08:08 AM (wzUl9)
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Exactly. He knew a lot more Yiddish than me but his pronunciation was hysterical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)
Good link: https://tinyurl.com/2fv9yd47
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I seem to recall that we discussed here that the studies on polyester clothing were flawed in that they were finding traces of chemicals that also naturally occur.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2026 08:14 AM (OyiDH)
Sabrina Carpenter’s songwriting advice: “Add the weird chord progression and key change, and call men stupid in as many ways as you can”.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:00 AM (BI5O2)
Shocking, even for academic scumbags. The Charlie Kirk murder really shook me; just awful and the response has been even worse ( if that’s possible… Candace Owens is a monstrosity and just one example)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:14 AM (SSHra)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:16 AM (SSHra)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 07:45 AM (FmapG)
Maybe he took Brother Bluto's advice.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:17 AM (ExV1e)
As I remarked elsewhere, while most politicians deal with Christianity by ignoring it or uttering pieties they neither mean nor understand the exchange between Pope Leo and Donald Trump forces the thoughtful reader to understand the Just War theory, which underpins the mainstream Christian approach to conflict.
Inevitably it requires us to consider not only what Christians believe but what the Islamic equivalent to Just War -- the doctrine of Jihad -- actually teaches. In many ways the two are as different as chalk and cheese. In the first place Christianity is a nonstate religion while Islam aims to be a “universal religion and a universal state”. From this arises a host of differences.
In Just War, the core intention of hostilities is the “righting of wrongs.”. . Heads of states do not go to war with the intention of pleasing God but to do particular things. This is not the case with the Jihad, which clearly states that the core intention to wage war must be to please Allah. Just War is a human creation while Jihad is a divine one.
https://tinyurl.com/53b8mme3
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:17 AM (5xoct)
Why can't people understand this? It's not the man that affects me. It's his actions. Not. Rocket. Science.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)
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To a Marxist the personal is political.
Everything is political.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 07:45 AM (FmapG)
So this perverted clown has been on the grift for 10 years at least and he didn't save any money to a off shore account?
Honestly feel bad for his kids. No kid deserves a dad like this guy.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2026 08:18 AM (qE8vU)
To many Americans, especially if you are Black, LGBTQ or Muslim, Charlie Kirk was not a person who simply engaged in good-faith debates on college campuses.
It’s important to remember that the incredible tragedy of a public assassination does not erase the harm many experienced from his words and the ensuing actions his followers took."
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This is the degenerate scrunt UVU chose to come dance on Charlie Kirk's grave. Totally shameless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:18 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)
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"I love those new outfits. I love that polyester look!"
Posted by: Pete, Saturday Night Fever at April 16, 2026 08:19 AM (qBdHI)
It is over 600. 625 to be exact.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)
This looks suspiciously like math.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
I am not offended. You are preaching to the choir.
Pope Leo is continuing Francis' policy a schism.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 08:20 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:18 AM (BI5O2)
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Gee I hope there are no disruptions when she speaks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:21 AM (5xoct)
Do not want to offend my Catholic friends here, but Leo and Cardinal Cupich are part of the Chicago Dem machine sadly, and are following orders not to talk about Late Term Abortion and Infantacide
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:13 AM (YCxFk)
They said dont mention them!
Posted by: Not to mention anti Christian pograms in africa at April 16, 2026 08:21 AM (qE8vU)
Why can't people understand this? It's not the man that affects me. It's his actions. Not. Rocket. Science.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)
This.
I'm a transactional voter. His personal foibles do not rise to the level of 'Can't vote for' like Billy Clinton, et al.
Do what I want vis a vis US policy and I'll - absent some catastrophic moral failing - vote for you. Don't and I won't.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:21 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)
None."
- Fr. James Altman.
He got cancelled over this.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 08:22 AM (qFwJc)
"Deyanna Ostroushko, the woman who you see assaulting Savannah Hernandez in the video below, will NOT be charged for assaulting her on Saturday.
The Hennepin County Sheriffs department stated to me that they feel they do not have sufficient evidence to recommend charges against her".
IOW, with it being on film, the sheriff is blind. Hopefully the FBI is looking into it like they said.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 08:22 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:24 AM (YCxFk)
When I graduated high school in '82 we still had paddles and morning prayer. I spent one semester working in the office and had to give the morning prayer one day - I was unprepared for that honor but managed, and had to witness a student paddling - a student witness of the same sex was required so the disciplined person could not claim that they were groped or anything.
Principal also kept a .45 in his desk drawer which he was known to have pulled once when some troublemakers came to the school.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)
What actions would those be, you rancid whore?
What exactly did these buttoned-up, clean-cut, nerdy Chistian kids do to *anyone?*
Oh, right, I know... they voted for Donald John Trump, and that's the real sin here.
KYS, Sharon McMahon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)
Un-f$cking-believeable.
WHY WHY WHY do we need to keep Haitians that have been here "temporarily" for 15 years?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:24 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:16 AM (SSHra)
People who went hammer and tong at mitt Romney's mormonism are now clutching their pearls at a goofy meme.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2026 08:24 AM (qE8vU)
she's the Middle Eastern (Iranian?) chick? I wonder if her citizenship status has anything to do with their fear of charging her.
the daughter seems to be off the soccer roster for next season I guess we'll see
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 08:25 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Someone needs to shave her head. Parade her down the avenue whilst hitting her with sticks. I volunteer.
Posted by: Vile, Stupid, Woman at April 16, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)
Screw those traitorous eggs
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 08:25 AM (NlEaG)
Fitzpatrick is ridiculous. No idea why he pretends - he is a liberal Dem.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 16, 2026 08:25 AM (j+aD2)
Remember, Minnesota was the only state to not vote for Ronald Reagan
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:26 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (SSHra)
*******
The Dems are very sneaky and calculating.
They are getting their ducks in a row for the day they return to power when they will add more SCOTUS seats who will allow their scheme to be constitutional.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (NlEaG)
We would be fools to trust our federal judges to uphold the Constitution if it meant stifling, or delaying, the totalitarian rise to power of the Democrats in this country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)
Show votes, because they know that crap will not get a past a filibuster in the Senate
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (YCxFk)
Despite being a good cook, I've never mastered the art of making Hollandaise. I've read all the tips and tricks and watched countless videos, to no avail, and it's a lot of work if it fails, so I've stopped trying. One of these days.
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (NlEaG)
Word
Posted by: Swalwells two dollar suitcase at April 16, 2026 08:27 AM (qE8vU)
Please explain to me how Charlie Kirk "harmed" so many victim groups, I'd really like to know. What harm did he inflict that makes his very public assassination a footnote in your assessment of how people should feel about him.
Mean words doesn't count.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (5xoct)
My decoder ring was configured to solve the the Riemann Hypothesis. It tells me the solution is three. Hacks.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (INQN/)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 08:30 AM (77rzZ)
Our middle school vice-principal literally carried around a baseball bat. He was famous for it. It was mostly for show. He'd whack it on a lunch table to get attention when he was about to berate us for being loud and unruly. Different times. man.
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (gtcuf)
He rides at dawn!
Maybe he and that other guy do a Thelma and Louise?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (qE8vU)
Like I said, sad it did not happen for Trump's election. That would have sealed its fate.
But now the way it will happen is that it will go into place, a Dem will lose the electoral college but get taken over the top in the national tally by a wave of mail-in California ballot harvesting, and then no one can go to court for it until the Dem is already President. It may be declared unconstitutional, but no way can the courts unroll a Presidential election.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (NlEaG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)
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It was as apparent as the nose on Klinger's face why Axelrod was over there with the Pope. The schemes never, ever end with Democrats. They're always plotting to frame a narrative, plotting to create a narrative, and in the case of doing end runs around the Electoral College, always working on any way they can to seize power when they can't do it in the normal manner. Simply put, they're evil, dishonest, deceitful scum.
Posted by: Pete, Saturday Night Fever at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)
No, but a 13-justice SCOTUS can simply rule the national popular vote compact to be Constitutional.
Done, sir, done.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (FmapG)
You're going to have to narrow that down.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (NlEaG)
Modern leftist victimology (and modern leftism in general, really) is heavily tied to the traits of women with Cluster B disorders, aka AWFLs. They're the main character, and if you aren't glorifying them you are literally destroying them.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 08:32 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 08:32 AM (qBdHI)
Since the invention of the microwave oven, it's really easy.
Search for recipes online.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 08:33 AM (qFwJc)
Please explain to me how Charlie Kirk "harmed" so many victim groups, I'd really like to know. What harm did he inflict that makes his very public assassination a footnote in your assessment of how people should feel about him.
Mean words doesn't count.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (5xoct)
Those words are their comfort wooby to absolve their conscience of the glee the felt watching someone they disagree with get shot in the face.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2026 08:33 AM (qE8vU)
Mean words doesn't count.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:29 AM (5xoct)
Your expression of ideas is violence
Their violence is expression of ideas
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)
Happy Hollandaise to you!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 08:33 AM (DgMqy)
It's not my fault that inferior people get a case of butthurt from mere words. Perhaps their parents should have prepared them for life instead of handing it off to others.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (+4yJ5)
OF COURSE he won’t even name who’s doing the killing.
But he’ll fly across continents to make interfaith gestures the week after his people coordinated a media hit on a sitting US president.
The weaponization of belief is obvious. You get the Pope to pick a fight with Trump, and suddenly millions of conservative Catholics have to choose between their faith and their vote. - Scott Johnson
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Obviously trying to pry voting Catholics away from Trump.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)
This Pope, for example, is hyper political and very far left. He literally just met with Obama's wingman and then took shots at Trump and then three cardinals followed up on 60 Minutes. It was blatantly political, organized and anti-Trump. And us.
A normal Republican would have said something wishy washy like "Well that's like just his opinion, man." and gotten rolled. Not Trump. He fired right back and helped expose the hypocrisy of a Pope who says almost nothing when Christians and Iranian citizens are slaughtered.
The attempts by the organized left, and Obama is up to his skinny ass in it, to take down Trump are still going on. We are in a fight for western civilization and the time for pinky out politics is over. Don't give a single inch to any of them, not even fake holy men.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (Dwo6u)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 08:35 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Down the Tubes at April 16, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Why do you need a 30 round Magpul?
There a 2 thugs at the door with Glock 19s.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 16, 2026 08:38 AM (xkBw4)
This
Trump fights back.
Not always pretty, but he won't ensnared in your Lefty gotcha traps.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:38 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Also their electrical grid goes on and off daily, most of the country is without electricity as a regular matter now. As a result, they’re sinking into a humanitarian crisis that could see mass starvation. If the US were to take military action, we’d suddenly be on the hook for feeding 10 million starving people. Better to stand back and watch them collapse, don't do anything until they beg us for help.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 08:39 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 08:39 AM (TxYmD)
But of course, the state of Maine continues to insist that I owe it more than that its taken already.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 16, 2026 08:40 AM (WYStd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 08:41 AM (b11hU)
Not always pretty, but he won't ensnared in your Lefty gotcha traps.
Posted by: Lizzy
The problem in my eyes is this: He fights back. The media gasps, clutches pearls and says "Well, I NEVER!"
Meanwhile the normal person (Who matters more than the average media type) cheers this on. And rank and file Republicans refuse to follow his example.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 08:41 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat
>I will have poached eggs, but not the fancy French sauce or Canadian bacon or English muffin.
Screw those namby-pamby NATO deadbeats.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 08:41 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)
The op is to divide Republicans and it is going on from several angles at once.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 08:42 AM (TxYmD)
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Dems are in full retreat now, trying to protect Gallego from becoming collateral damage. The media will cooperate, and no women are coming forth with horror stories, so the money must be flowing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 08:42 AM (b11hU)
How would the FNM, the Dem party, and the left handle this? Probably something like:
"We aren't a theocracy, the Pope doesn't know anything he's an entitled old white guy sticking his nose into our politics. "
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)
>A man killed a woman and then himself in a murder-suicide at the $1 million Virginia home of top former Democrat lawmaker Justin Fairfax.
Daily Mail
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Defenestratus
I voted with my feet nearly 40 years ago.
Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988! at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (oftw2)
Could never figure out why he was such a prominent spokesman for the Democrats. Turns out it was because he is such an amoral jerk and liar in his personal life, too.
Scott Adams' assessment was spot on: Democrat Designated Liars - the ones who have no qualms repeating the big lies that normie Democrats (relatively speaking) would be uncomfortable saying on camera.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 08:34 AM (Dwo6u)
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And this guy just won't quit. Here's what he just said in Cameroon:
"Jesus told us, 'Blessed are the peacemakers,' but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."
Of course, only the first line is actually what Jesus said, the rest is leftist crap, and just like the good commie that he is, Leo obfuscates and deliberately misleads.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (3ImbR)
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Chicago Cardinal Cupcake Cupich probably, he seems to love the rainbow. The other two I don't know enough about to say one way or another.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (Dv3i1)
That's the translated version. The actual words would be "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!!"
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (+4yJ5)
One of the Dem leaders, probably Steyer, allowed the women to come forward now against Swalwell. It is possible Steyer didn't know Gallego was going to get caught up in this....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 08:42 AM (b11hU)
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He is just as greasy and gross and guilty as Swallwell.
But if the Party wants him, well fvck his victims then.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Let's Godwin this guy.
Who was right in the 30s - peacemaker Chamberlain or war proponent Churchill?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at April 16, 2026 08:45 AM (53oGX)
IMDb-
Born in Flushing, New York, the impressively endowed Patty Jo Harmon was discovered as a guest on You Bet Your Life (1950) by Groucho Marx and later was invited to work with him on Tell It to Groucho (1961). The TV exposure parlayed into roles in such obscure films as Village of the Giants (1965) and more famous fare like Cool Hand Luke (1967), but she was used mostly for eye candy. With only a handful of television appearances to her name, she made a bigger career as a pin-up girl during the late 1960s and early 1970s, but she ultimately retired from acting to get married and start a family. Baking has always been a favorite pastime and she since started Aunt Joy's Cakes. She first started sharing her treats while working at Disney Studios and runs a wholesale bakery based in Burbank, California.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 08:45 AM (ERade)
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Unless real penalties are paid by the IC scumbags wo misused this law the first six times, why renew it for a seventh? Tailor it some to add protections, extend those to Five Eyes, send a bunch of people to jail or the gallows, and then maybe yes. Until then I cannot understand why it gets renewed for more than about two or three months.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 08:45 AM (b11hU)
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And if peace comes to that unholy region because of Trump's leadership and despite Leo's desperate attempt to prevent peace, will Leo concede and credit Trump and the US military? Not likely. Too bad.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 08:46 AM (Dv3i1)
hahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:46 AM (/+uur)
Colt SAA 1873. Blessed are the Peacemakers.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 08:46 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 08:31 AM (NlEaG)
*******
Yes, this is more likely where the Democrats are going with this because they know the judges and justices will not overturn a presidency.
So how do we get ahead of this before it happens?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
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Most Northerners had little problem with slavery.
But it was a damned useful excuse to hate the South and feign a moral justification for controlling them.
When it came time to actually fight for those "beliefs," New York City had draft riots.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (HXT0k)
Sleazewell is Pelosi's creature. She made him and protected him. His job was to go after political opponents like Trump. He was never a thought leader or power player.
He outlived his usefulness and threatened control of the Democrate golden goose. I see Pelosi's bony hands all over this hit.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (Dwo6u)
Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (5rh/l)
She will 100% be on the ticket.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:48 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (xvV+O)
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Why do you hate the disabled?
Posted by: Greasy Gavin Newsom at April 16, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 08:48 AM (yGQJD)
Remember Jeff Flake?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:49 AM (SSHra)
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two guys the author had drinks with
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:49 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
I don't know that you can.
The entire issue will be decided at SCOTUS, and likely not until after the results of an election have been altered because of it.
And by that point, it's all OBE anyway. One single Dem administration and the whole thing goes up in smoke. The Balkans, Spanish Civil War, et al.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:50 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:51 AM (SSHra)
@Polymarket
JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 08:51 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 16, 2026 08:51 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 08:52 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
yes
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 16, 2026 08:53 AM (1Kjow)
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Thanks incorrect. I'm not a RC. and I don't think you have to agree on every political announcement the Pope makes .He's not speaking Ex Cathedra (sp) about religious dogma.What does repenting of sins, believing faithfully in the risen Lord Jesus Christ, desiring by the power of the Holy Spirit, to be transformed as much as possible in this life into the image of Christ by sacraments, Bible study prayer etc have to do with whether you support TRump. The Pope is not the Chief executive of the US
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 08:54 AM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)
Peterson often states that young men need to be dangerous. Not thugs or criminals but people that can cause an action that stops harms from those that cannot protect themselves.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 08:42 AM (b11hU)
If he transgresses, the women will appear, he'll go away, and redditors will stroke themselves over how noble Democrats are for removing one of their own.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: DPICM at April 16, 2026 08:55 AM (zweKz)
Supreme Court
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 16, 2026 08:55 AM (nGraA)
This should be hung on her neck like a noose.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
That wouldn't do anything. She literally ran on it. She took the 'law and order' label for herself. She had commercials of her at the gun range, her dad talked about how proud he was of her career at CIA, et al.
Her being CIA was literally central to her campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)
ipso fact and corpus delecti, somebody could be installed as 'president' via the Popular Vote Compact, and it might not get to SCOTUS until that guy's 2nd term
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:55 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Up The Academy at April 16, 2026 08:55 AM (oftw2)
_____
They'll be able to enjoy their whiskey with a chunk of moon ice. How cool is that!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (Dv3i1)
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I saw a post earlier (I'll see if I can find it again) that purports Pelosi knew all about Swalwell's proclivities. She knew about his relationship with a Chinese spy and said nothing. It was only when he became a liability to her did she bail. Which sounds about right for Pelosi.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)
That is finished now, thankfully
Posted by: Jonah at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (ZxPkt)
The papacy has definitely been a political office for pretty much its whole existence
BUT
traditionally it was an argument as to who should hold which powers over Christendom - secular but completely Christian rulers, or the Pope.
Between the Red Pope and Pope Kyle though they are using men of questionable Christianity* to demand that Christendom subordinate itself to atheists and Muslims.
*The Red Pope brought in pagans to the Vatican to conduct pagan rituals
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:56 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: DPICM at April 16, 2026 08:55 AM (zweKz)
Nope.
Once the National Popular Vote goes live, states like NY, CA, and IL will have 100% voter participation. There are plenty of ballots there to overturn the votes of the rest of the nation.
Interestingly, that's exactly why there's an Electoral College in the first place...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (FmapG)
As I have said - if by some insanely unlikely miracle "Kamala" is the nominee again take it from me she has the whole thing sewn up. Either the R is a patsy or they have unassailable cheating numbers.
That said, expect it to be a guy. The Democrat Primary is theater. Their voters don't choose any more than the 108% of Iranians who voted for Ahmadinejad.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (TxYmD)
If we didn't already have a plan in place, someone at the Pentagon needs to be fired. We should have a plan to invade everywhere, just in case. That's why the building is so fucking big.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)
Slotkin is CIA, too. Someone should make a list.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (xvV+O)
Yes, I think you know that wasn't the sort of politics I was referring to.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 08:58 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)
In my Bible reading I ran into this verse yesterday:
The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head. — Proverbs 20:29
Yes, young men have the advantage of physical strength and vitality and should use it productively. Old men have the advantage of wisdom (the grey head)… at least theoretically. Alas, not all men accumulate wisdom as they age
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:58 AM (czfTj)
Great Replacement anit just a theory
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
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I saw him say much the same in an interview with Maria Bartiromo. A very good guy, it seems to me, especially for the job he is in.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 08:59 AM (9DDVk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (xvV+O)
I have a PhD in "Struggles of Feminism in the Years 150 - 100 BCE" so you should listen to me about global energy markets.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2026 08:59 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
The water up there has a taste of stinky green cheese. Pass.
Posted by: Larry Limburger at April 16, 2026 09:00 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Toad-0 at April 16, 2026 09:00 AM (H43OY)
The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head. — Proverbs 20:29
Good to know
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:00 AM (/+uur)
Interestingly, that's exactly why there's an Electoral College in the first place...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (FmapG)
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Not that anyone will do anything about it, but it's gonna look suspicious when over half the popular vote comes from just three states...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 09:01 AM (gnNyN)
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Libs of TikTok got famous for showing exactly who is in charge of America's children. Total freak show. she is on X of course, but way back then ( a year ago) he was threatened, doxxed, cancelled.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 09:01 AM (GD0B3)
Some liberal dick-gobbling priest was on X defending it because these "scholars" are there for research all day and need a place to pray.
If you want to invite in and accommodate satanic demons in your temple, that's on you.
But don't try and pretend you have some sort of Christian faith then.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 09:01 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 08:58 AM (czfTj)
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I peaked at 14.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)
Fixed, for The Boats.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 16, 2026 09:02 AM (zdLoL)
It's here. Many degree programs have been cut across the country, and many more are completely indifferent to the demographic collapse of roughly 2008...ish. There just aren't enough bodies to fill the slots.
Everyone has to go to kolledge! (Just like everyone must graduate high school)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
Tending the goatfucker, child rapist, and serial slashers aint cheap
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (xvV+O)
Nope.
The Constitution gives the several States the authority to determine on their own how their elections will take place.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:03 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Uninteresting but even worse Boring and Repetitive to the point of Obsessession so get the fvck over at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)
It's here. Many degree programs have been cut across the country, and many more are completely indifferent to the demographic collapse of roughly 2008...ish. There just aren't enough bodies to fill the slots.
Everyone has to go to kolledge! (Just like everyone must graduate high school)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
Back in the good times, the Before Times, it was, "Everybody must get stoned!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (wVcYX)
Florida doctor charged with manslaughter after removing a man's liver instead of his spleen.
https://is.gd/YDINa4
Trying to understand how this could be done. My first thought was situs inversus, where the positions of the internal organs are right-left reversed. But the autopsy showed an intact spleen in its normal left-sided position. This is simply unfathomable.
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)
Lets ask "Interesting at April 16, 2026 08:53 AM (jrGN
".Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Uninteresting but even worse Boring and Repetitive to the point of Obsessession so get the fvck over at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)
The new hit song from Frozen III
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:05 AM (TxYmD)
Whites Creek, TN must be a boring place. Nothing better to do than let your inner retard emerge on this blog?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 09:05 AM (g0MSz)
I would have been tempted to push the BRB
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)
Thus the population/ demographics quandary...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)
Hahaha...good. Another money making scam going down the toilet.
Posted by: Worthless and Overpriced at April 16, 2026 09:05 AM (79nfv)
Interestingly, that's exactly why there's an Electoral College in the first place...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (FmapG)
And this is where they can’t see how it will break down quickly. They will claim the Fed government doesn’t have the authority to question state approved vote totals; so what would stop Texas and Florida from each officially submitting 10 Billon votes for the candidate they support?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 09:05 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: Extremely Confused Anti-Semite at April 16, 2026 09:06 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (Y8DZL)
~~~~~
DataRepublican is all over it:
@DataRepublican
I already generated a dossier on Spanberger, but the most interesting part of it is that she is part of a cohort of 50+ military-intelligence veterans that have been recruited to run as Democratic candidates starting in 2018. @SomeBitchIIKnow first hypothesized this, but my new dossier pipeline independently captured them.
A Democrat retires. A CIA member takes over.
Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 16, 2026 09:06 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 08:47 AM (HXT0k)
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A single issue, newly-created political party was able to win the Presidency in 1860, and the north was willing to go into a bloody war over that same issue, so I'd say your unsupported opinion looks a little make-believish. As for draft riots, of course there were. Show me any military draft in history popular with the meat-grinder candidates.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 09:06 AM (BU0oz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 09:01 AM (gnNyN)
I don't think it would look suspicious at all. That's where the people are. Obviously that's where the votes are going to come from.
The Dems would absolutely own that - Yes, three states decided the election. Because those three states created a majority. Our democracy demands majority rule (but only when we get our way, otherwise, the rights of the minority are paramount).
Then we'll rehash the arguments that created the EC in the first place.
"Tradition" is just a fancy word for 'solutions to problems we've forgotten about.' When you get rid of the solution, the problem comes back.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:06 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 09:07 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 09:07 AM (czfTj)
Posted by: skip the ham tho' at April 16, 2026 09:07 AM (gKWVE)
Pete Hegseth FIRES BACK at Joe Kent saying President Trump's Iran policy is foisted on him by Israel
"Nothing gets foisted on President Trump!"
"As someone who, UNLIKE the individual you referenced, is in the presence of the President nearly every day and has been inside every single key meeting that has happened surrounding the idea of Operation Epic Fury — not a SINGLE thing has been foisted upon the President of the United States."
"President Trump makes his own decisions about the interests of this country and defending our interests and then working with allies and partners, in this case Israel who's got a lot of will and a lot of capabilities which we're grateful for."
"So, those people who are not in those meetings who like to say things about that are just flat wrong."
https://tinyurl.com/p8bv8bsa
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (NcvvS)
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Astute readers will recall a couple commenters here referring to a lengthy post on X by the poster called "data republican / small r" In that X post she outlined a CIA "plot" to install some 30+ current and former CIA employees as part of a larger color revolution to realign the US with... some other vision these clowns have.
IMO any current politician who was CIA should be disbarred from ever holding office. As a start. There are likely a bunch of other government positions that should be barred.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
Was the patient doinking the doctor's wife?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)
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well, Qataralson has made his opinion pretty clear.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (BU0oz)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (GD0B3)
Are you saying a surgeon can't tell the difference between a liver and a spleen?
Posted by: dantesed at April 16, 2026 09:08 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
I can only guess that the surgeon was on some kind of mind altering narcotics. I am no doctor, certainly not a surgeon, but even I know the difference between a liver and a spleen if I had to look at them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 09:09 AM (yGQJD)
Of the 122 patients who completed the 6-month follow-up: 84.4% reported clinical benefit (no evidence of disease, tumor shrinkage, or stable disease)
Ivermectin and its related drugs act by interfering with the nerve and muscle functions of helminths and insects.
Is cancer a type of parasite?
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)
I already generated a dossier on Spanberger, but the most interesting part of it is that she is part of a cohort of 50+ military-intelligence veterans that have been recruited to run as Democratic candidates starting in 2018. @SomeBitchIIKnow first hypothesized this, but my new dossier pipeline independently captured them.
A Democrat retires. A CIA member takes over.
Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.
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ugh
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 09:10 AM (GD0B3)
It's still an interesting post. Very detailed. With receipts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:10 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 09:07 AM (czfTj)
Psyche! They’re back!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 09:10 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 09:11 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)
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I like this! PDJT should take your advice, and maybe add the Pope is anti-abortion (even if he isn't) and Democrat women should particularly stand against the Pope. Maybe wear their Handmaids outfits...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 09:11 AM (/IDZu)
Posted by: Tevye at April 16, 2026 09:11 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: dantesed at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (Oy/m2)
Never was. Bunch of us were watching the "last tent" episode of The Grand Tour a few years back, and James May casually mentioned that a 3,000 pound income would have nearly half taken in taxes ...
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)
I would have been tempted to push the BRB
Posted by: r hennigantx
I watched the video of them unloading the palis.
Should have just dropped a grenade or two in it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (ERade)
Did Viktor Orbán Just Play the EU?
https://tinyurl.com/yrvff8wx
This is just too good to be true.
Posted by: pawn at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (qVdj1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 09:11 AM (Dv3i1)
I love their cover of Springtime for Hitler
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)
The Senator is headed to FEDERAL prison. He used campaign funds for his 2021 wedding in Puerto Rico.
Well, at least Canon City has a nice view
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (ERade)
Throwing away a perfectly good white boy
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:13 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: The Wealthy Mohel at April 16, 2026 09:13 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
The nurse held the instruction picture book upside down! It wasn't my fault!
Posted by: FL Surgeon Doctor Person at April 16, 2026 09:14 AM (wVcYX)
We need the same on women teachers in public schools.
Flush out all the College of Ed grads; any 4-year degree meets the minimum qualifications; no new women hires for 20 years.
Restore men as equally necessary in the education of children.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 09:14 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 09:14 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 09:15 AM (czfTj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:10 AM (AkEZC)
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It is. @DataRepublican is a treasure. I should have posted the link. Here's one:
https://tinyurl.com/bddy7uun
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 16, 2026 09:15 AM (3ImbR)
That scene and the Jane Fonda (piss be upon her, They Shoot Traitors, Don't They) getting naked scene in her fur-lined spaceship in Barbarella went a long way toward making Young Rodrigo into a man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 09:13 AM (IG3/x)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2026 09:15 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 09:16 AM (czfTj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:57 AM (xvV+O)
Nope.
The Constitution gives the several States the authority to determine on their own how their elections will take place.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:03 AM (FmapG)
Further, the Constitution does not require that states hold an election for President. The EC votes are assigned in whatever manner the Legislature decides.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
This plan to infiltrate and manipulate various denominations (I'm thinking about how Evangelical leaders have also gone woke recently) has been in the works for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:17 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 09:17 AM (BI5O2)
Northern farmers disliked the idea of Southerners flocking north no matter how the North had voted, and cutting down prices by the novel expedient of "not paying the staff". Free State? How quaint! Take it up with the Federal judiciary.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:17 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 16, 2026 09:17 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 09:17 AM (ERade)
Posted by: Shumway at April 16, 2026 09:18 AM (2kwtl)
Posted by: dantesed
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I'm sure saying THAT surgeon couldn't. A first year medical student wouldn't make that mistake. It sounded like somebody in the OR questioned it at the time and the surgeon insisted it was the spleen. He's not a foreign medical graduate, though he was a D.O. instead of an M.D.
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:18 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 09:16 AM (czfTj)
I was told there would be no maths.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 09:19 AM (/+uur)
Restorative justice according to every credible theorist should be victim centered. If the victim wants to make amends, that’s great. If the victim just wants the perpetrator to stay the f*ck away, make sure the offender stays away.
It’s so sad that we’ve lost the plot here. It makes a mockery of a truly invaluable practice.
Larry Sabato said Gov. Spanberger's drop-off in voter approval is “stunning” months into her first term at the helm of the Old Dominion State.
Her approval rating sat at 47 percent...13 percentage points below the average for Virginia governors since 1990.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 09:19 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:19 AM (gKWVE)
That's a lot of pearls to clutch at once. You've got a bright future as a jewel thief.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 09:19 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 09:20 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 09:14 AM (HXT0k)
I've learned right here in the Ace of Spades comments that men only want to be teachers to get access to children.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:21 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:18 AM (qgHp7)
Which reinforces my own rule never to be treated by an Osteopath.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 09:21 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: Tevye at April 16, 2026 09:11 AM (wVcYX)
IIRC, you let women (your daughters) browbeat you into ignoring it, though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: and then the chimps taught her how to fling poo at April 16, 2026 09:21 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: muldoon at April 16, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
This limerick needs some work.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 09:22 AM (NlEaG)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 09:22 AM (vnmN0)
Her approval rating sat at 47 percent...13 percentage points below the average for Virginia governors since 1990.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 09:19 AM (JCZqz)
And also completely irrelevant. The voters aren't necessary anymore. She can do whatever she wants.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:23 AM (FmapG)
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Might make a good movie plot too....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:23 AM (AkEZC)
Did Viktor Orbán Just Play the EU?
https://tinyurl.com/yrvff8wx
This is just too good to be true.
Posted by: pawn at April 16, 2026 09:12 AM (qVdj1)
I have been wondering why the left was cheering - I could never find any direct quotes from Magyar indicating that he supported Eutotrash goals. Also 16 years in power is long enough for any man, it was time for Orban to retire.
So not completely surprised that the Left’s spin turns out to be all hype.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 09:23 AM (yGQJD)
Flush out all the College of Ed grads; any 4-year degree meets the minimum qualifications; no new women hires for 20 years.
Restore men as equally necessary in the education of children.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 09:14 AM (HXT0k)
Why do you need a college degree to teach elementary school?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (NlEaG)
We need to put women back under the authority of men, as G-d's nature intends.
That would solve a lot of problems - not least of which is education.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (TxYmD)
>A man killed a woman and then himself in a murder-suicide at the $1 million Virginia home of top former Democrat lawmaker Justin Fairfax.
Daily Mail
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2026 08:43 AM (rJ48h)
Police have confirmed Justin Fairfax shot his wife before turning the gun on himself. His son called 911. He was Ralph Northam's Lt Gov; his own run for governor was scuttled after sexual assault allegations were made against him.
Posted by: Vendette at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (PrsTH)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 09:14 AM (HXT0k)
I've learned right here in the Ace of Spades comments that men only want to be teachers to get access to children.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:21 AM (FmapG)
Then homeschool them
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (vnmN0)
Yup.
Something interesting I read on X (so fact check me?): Spanberger and the new NJ governor (Navy intelligence?) were once roommates. Spanberger is from NJ and now governor of VA. Mikie Sherrill grew up in VA, now gov of NJ.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:25 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Confused Moron at April 16, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)
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I'll take intentionally confusing news reports for $500 Alex
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:26 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:26 AM (gKWVE)
308 > Jane Goodall documented how chimps were fighting wars a while ago.
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Might make a good movie plot too....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 09:23 AM (AkEZC)
I’m sick of stories about Barack and Michelle’s home life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 09:26 AM (yGQJD)
Hmmm... are you a union member who gets paid a multiple of the minimum wage, or an economic illiterate who thinks that raising the minimum wage benefits the people making that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (TxYmD)
Jews?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:27 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2026 09:27 AM (JCZqz)
Yeah, that'll work.
"Stay away! Or, I'll yell Stay Aaway again!"
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:25 AM (5xoct)
This is true.
They lived together for several years on Capitol Hill.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (FmapG)
Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
Jeremiah 8:9 The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them?
Posted by: TeeJ at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (EcT7r)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (TxYmD)
.... Charlton Heston?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (Ot/FD)
“Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax shot and killed his wife and then turned the gun on himself in an apparent murder-suicide in their home in Annandale, Virginia, police said Thursday.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 09:29 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Make it end at April 16, 2026 09:29 AM (Qf50x)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (ZxPkt)
This isn't about travel makeup. -- 'Justice' Jackson
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Make it end at April 16, 2026 09:29 AM (Qf50x)
Don't go getting your buns all askew....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (Ot/FD)
Uh, no, that's not how justice works - the victim doesn't get to decide the level of prosecution, penalty if found guilty. For example, just ask anyone who's dealt with domestic abuse cases how well the above described "victim centered" approach would work out.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 09:28 AM (ZxPkt)
It does. It also says the States can hold elections however they want and apportion their electors however they want.
That's why it'll end up at SCOTUS, but not until after a presidential election has been overturned -- at which point it's too late.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Delurker at April 16, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)
His statements often overshoot where he wants to end up and then he seems more reasonable when he says what he actually wants. It's as if the guy was known for making deals and wrote a book about it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 09:31 AM (C/4uM)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:30 AM (5xoct)
At its extreme, that theory means that all murder is legal. Dead people can't press charges.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 09:32 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 16, 2026 09:33 AM (NcvvS)
Ugh, yes. Also thinking about insular groups, where a victim would be pressured to go easy on a perpetrator to protect the family/community/institution.
These people want to destroy what has been our superior justice system with more primitive, relative and highly exploitable approaches. The erosion that's already taken place (e.g. crazy judges) is bad enough!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 09:36 AM (5xoct)
So it would be a good idea to dial back on “asshole.”
Never mind. We’re fucked.
Posted by: Shumway at April 16, 2026 09:36 AM (2kwtl)
--
I never feared Hillary.
Evil, cold, calculating? Yes. But she also knew power came from voters. She still saw herself as part of the Party.
Spanberger? That bitch is demonic. Just looking at her makes my skin crawl.
She's the type that would lament to the Bitch of Buchenwald, in that those lampshades are nice but the set doesn't perfectly match.
And she would see to the tattooing the Republicans in her camps to ensure matching sets are for sale.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 09:37 AM (HXT0k)
I always felt that from Crazy Maizie. Like she couldn't wait to pave over all the skulls
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM (TxYmD)
But he won’t. He’s got an amazing track record of mobilizing the opposition. He practically elected Mark Carney with his 51st state bullshit. Trump didn’t like the other guy because he didn’t fellate him.
Posted by: Shumway at April 16, 2026 09:40 AM (2kwtl)
Posted by: The Wealthy Mohel at April 16, 2026 09:13 AM (oftw2)
======
Ha!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 09:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:43 AM (TxYmD)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 09:24 AM (TxYmD)
Jews?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 09:27 AM (gKWVE)
More truth to that comment than CBD would like people to know.
Posted by: Sin o Gog of Satan at April 16, 2026 09:48 AM (H4cxe)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:48 AM (RHGPo)
It's adorable that post-2020 you still believe elections aren't fake and gay.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2026 09:49 AM (2ocoG)
... apparently, Governor "Spook" Spanberger was just too much
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Expel her from office NOW.
"If we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we'd eliminate the PRESIDENT of the United States from the office right now, and the REST of the sycophants in his administration!"
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
Something stinks.
Open Secrets: Remedy Pac is a Leadership PAC affiliated with Eric Swalwell (D-Calif).
Designed to support Democratic candidates, mobilize voters, and train grassroots activists to secure Democratic majorities in the U.S. House and Senate. It focuses on electing candidates who aim to strengthen the middle class and improve representation. (The training academy website has been shutdown, but "Eric Stalwell & his Remedy Team! provide 1st class training..")
Federal Election Committee data: REMEDY PAC
Active - Monthly PAC - Qualified - Leadership PAC ID: C00566059 Registration date: July 16, 2014
Financial summaries for two year periods
NOTUS org: Former Rep. Tony Gonzales, a Republican from Texas, had more than $327,000 in his campaign’s coffers at the end of March, according to the campaign’s latest report to the Federal Election Commission. His leadership PAC, the Honor Courage Commitment PAC, had more than $208,000 in cash on hand at the end of February.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)
--
So Swalwell was "winding down costs" well before his 'resignation' from the House.
>fec dot gov/ help-candidates-and-committees: Winding down costs
>The House Ethics Committee could technically proceed with a investigation, though this is rare once a member has departed, as the primary purpose of the committee is to discipline sitting members. However, he is not beyond the reach of criminal justice or civil legal action.
>KTVU Fox: Apr. 13, 2026, Eric Swalwell resigns from Congress: What happens next?
In part, Under California law, the governor is responsible for calling a special election within 14 calendar days of a vacancy.
Once Newsom issues the formal proclamation, a special election must be held between 126 and 140 days later. However, because the vacancy occurs near the June 2 primary and Swalwell was not seeking reelection to his House seat, Newsom may have the discretion to skip a standalone special election.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)
>Remember, "Congress Terrorized and Trapped in Capitol Riots Sues Trump." Courthouse News Service, March 5, 2021
The complaint comes from California Congressman Eric Swalwell, who had been a House Impeachment manager in Trump's Senate trial.
"A Dec. 26, 2020, tweet from then-President Donald Trump calls on supporters to fight for him on Jan. 6. Including the post in a March 5 complaint, Congressman Swalwell says that is just what happened in the storming of the Capitol building."
>Swalwell v. Trump: Representative Eric Swalwell sued Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Rudy Giuliani, and Rep. Mo Brooks, alleging they made false fraud claims and incited the violent mob that attacked the Capitol.
>Facebook Eric Swalwell
March 31
BREAKING NEWS: In my lawsuit, a court ruled Trump must face trial for January 6th. This is justice for the officers who defended our Capitol. A jury will decide.
Alleged violations of civil rights (Ku Klux Klan Act), negligence & inciting violence.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)
Positives about muzzie prayer rooms in Catholic Churches:
1. They won't be in such a hurry to burn the place down.
2. Weapon storage in a safe, out of the house location.
3. Nice Persian rugs so the alter boys won't skin thier knees.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 09:53 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:53 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:56 AM (RHGPo)
Britain Will Send Minesweepers to Strait of Hormuz, Says Starmer, But Not Yet
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:58 AM (RHGPo)
Trump: hold my Diet-Coke
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 16, 2026 10:03 AM (nGraA)
... apparently, Governor "Spook" Spanberger was just too much
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Lord have mercy.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 10:15 AM (LHPAg)
Thompson and Swalwell, in distinct legal action, filed suits under the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871.
👉Rep. Bennie Thompson WITHDREW TO AVOID A CONFLICT OF INTEREST after being named Chairman of the House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack.
Other members of Congress continued in a related lawsuit (later known as Lee v. Trump) now led by Democratic Representative Barbara Lee (later AS A PRIVATE CITIZEN) & represented by the ACLU, with NAACP support.) Note: Emphasis mine.
And Swalwell, who served as a House impeachment manager in 2021, proceeded with his own lawsuit but, suddenly, he's also a private citizen.
And there's more:
Smith v. Trump (1:21-cv-02265) a civil lawsuit filed in the District of Columbia by U.S. Capitol Police officers against Donald Trump, his 2020 campaign, and extremist groups.
There are seven officers, five of which were Black, listed in the lawsuit who, collectively, “have dedicated more than 150 years” to protecting Congress. (Both racial slurs & physical assault has been alleged.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 10:42 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 16, 2026 10:44 AM (NFX2v)
Also called a Columbian necktie...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ynpvh)
every one be capable of easily be aware of it, Thanks a lot.
Posted by: hh3d at April 16, 2026 11:26 AM (bwbaZ)
BWAHAHAHA
Posted by: Count DNC at April 16, 2026 11:52 AM (KtOUo)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2026 12:38 PM (i3DU8)
"Not always pretty, but he won't ensnared in your Lefty gotcha traps."
he just got ensnared in a plot to fracture the Catholic vote. And 100 percent of the energy for this success was to use Trump's fragile ego against him.
Trump in office is the greatest gift the left ever had. We had a good run, but Dennis Miller was right; the minute Trump won, the left ultimate did by extension. Every move he makes is countered in spades. Great job pressuring Abbot for a few more seats. California dn Virginia saw your bet and upped the ante.
We're toast. January 2029, it over. Hopefully I've talked my daughter out of having kids, because what's coming will never be reversed.
Posted by: Marley's Ghost at April 16, 2026 12:43 PM (uxXx0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 16, 2026 07:56 AM (SSHra)
None of it is likely constitutional, but no one has brought up a challenge yet, at least to the Supreme Court, probably b/c it hasn't come into play yet...
I think they base constitutionality on a constitutional provision which allows "interstate compacts" among the States. I've seen law review articles advocating it. The unanswered question is whether the states can unravel the US Constitution by interstate compacts. My answer would be no. This ploy is meant to create chaos and enhance cheating. Imagine you live in a state which votes for an R prez, but electoral votes go D in popular vote due to cheating in another state. Do you have standing to even challenge the result in the other state?
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 16, 2026 01:06 PM (vnzIL)
Posted by: Flakey Foont at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (kvDvI)
Capitol punishment was still en vogue.
When he broke "The Paddle" while vigorously applying it to.the butt of a male factor the woodshop class took great joy in building him a new one with a core of aluminum laminated between two pieces of maple using epoxy.
The next year they eliminated The Paddle and they eliminated the dress code and boxing in PE.
Woodstock and the moon landing were two years prior.
Thinks have been downhill ever since.
Posted by: waepnedmann at April 16, 2026 04:12 PM (qGgDN)
Daily Tech News 16 April 2026
Top Story
- Does Gas Town 'steal' usage from users' LLM credits & paid services to improve itself? Yes. (GitHub)
As everyone in the attached Hacker News thread notes, this is entirely in keeping with the Gas Town philosophy, and with the recent practices of project lead Steve Yegge: It's a Ponzi scheme that turns Ponzi schemes into more Ponzi schemes, without at any point approaching utility.
Gas Town is an AI project for creating and managing AI projects, created and managed entirely by AI. Nobody knows how or if it works, and in fact it mostly doesn't. And now it spends your money on expanding itself.
If you're thinking this all sounds like another crypto scam yes, it's that as well.
Tech News
- Microsoft's Recall tool that watches everything you do, takes screenshots, and stores it all in one convenient place still isn't secure. (Ars Technica)
The vault itself is secure - now - but as the user you still have access to the vault, and the process that manages that isn't secured from the user. So if you can be convinced to download some malware, it can lie in wait until you log in to Recall and then silently scoop up all your data.
Microsoft responded promptly... By saying this is not a bug and won't be fixed.
- The MSI Cubi NUC AI+ 3MG is a mini-PC using Intel's new Panther Lake laptop processors, but all models in this range use SO-DIMM memory so it doesn't offer the high-end B390 graphics option. (WCCFTech)
Apparently there will be a desktop processor with B390 graphics with the Nova Lake release later this year, but then you can only have four P cores.
- The B390 graphics in Intel's Panther Lake chips use the new Xe3 cores - the successor to the Xe2 cores used in dedicated graphics cards like the B580. Details of upcoming Xe3 dedicated cards have leaked and can be summed up as "not for you". (WCCFTech)
Intel plans to launch Pro and AI-focused models... Only.
- Spotify won a $322 million default judgement against whoever is running Anna's Archive. (TorrentFreak)
Since nobody knows who that is and it's doubtful they have $322 million, it may prove difficult to collect.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Mary counts the walls.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2026 04:32 AM (iMotb)
Gee, I wonder why?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2026 04:34 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 04:37 AM (Iz+f5)
The future we know, its the past that keeps changing
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)
More in tech news - and some of the Horde might have contributed to it but won't fess up:
https://t.co/lkSBBm4gIx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 04:42 AM (5UTWB)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 04:51 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 16, 2026 04:54 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 04:55 AM (/HoWz)
Achievement Unlocked: Human Cat
It isn't clear whether you don't follow instructions because you can't or because you don't care, but you're cute enough that people keep you around anyway.
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:08 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 05:11 AM (eq2Rd)
The laptop processes Zoom meetings about 10x faster than the supposedly much faster Intel desktop. It boots faster too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 05:16 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)
Looks like y.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:23 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)
Looks like y.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:23 AM (J+Y4w)
"Y? Because we like you!"
"M-O-U-S-E"
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:33 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 05:35 AM (XV/Pl)
https://tinyurl.com/4snrkpbb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:36 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 16, 2026 05:38 AM (2Ez/1)
If you take the space of possible combinations, including both and neither:
now
not
nowt
notw
no
3 out of 5 are negations -- or 3 out of 4 if you discard the nonsense "notw" -- so that would be the way to bet on a "prediction market".
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:38 AM (Sy6m/)
Microsoft is a bug, and won't be installed.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)
I have a stop to make after work for my wife. She loves to knit and was doing some rabbit holing several weeks back. This led to her discovering people that knit boobs for women that have had mastectomies. So yeah; I have a bag full of knitted breasts to deliver. And this is not the oddest thing I've done.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 05:44 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:45 AM (ix8EF)
If you take the space of possible combinations, including both and neither:
now
not
nowt
notw
no
3 out of 5 are negations -- or 3 out of 4 if you discard the nonsense "notw" -- so that would be the way to bet on a "prediction market".
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:38 AM (Sy6m/)
MATH
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:46 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:47 AM (ix8EF)
I slept until the alarm, despite Stirling's attempts to wake me earlier, so -- success! I'm not sure I feel up to a hard workout this am, so maybe I'll hold it down some.
Today I have to gas up the car, make sure all its fluids and tires are correct, and start some packing. Tomorrow a.m. I'll be rushing around and getting ready for the road. Friday night I'll be in Pine Bluff, AR!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:51 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 05:11 AM (eq2Rd)
nob
nod
nog
nom
non
nor
not
now
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:52 AM (J+Y4w)
1 Corinthians 13:1
Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2026 05:55 AM (E24OL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 05:57 AM (gnNyN)
Achievement Unlocked!
You have learned how to sleep through the "Psycho-Kitty 3AM" event.
Your total REST level has been increased. You can now get a full night's sleep.
Achievement downside: Potential for increased kitty mayhem to transpire unnoticed until effects reach disaster level event.
---
(I may have been reading a bit too much of a Korean based LitRPG work lately.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)
from the HN thread:
PixyMisa 12 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]
Money laundering.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:09 AM (J+Y4w)
Because F you, that's why.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 06:11 AM (dK+Kv)
What I dread is waking too early in a hotel room with nothing interesting on cable and a long while until the gym or breakfast buffet opens. The rooms have coffeemakers, so I can at least sip black juice when I get up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)
24. The buns in McDonald's Japan's burger photos are all slightly askew (mcdonalds.co.jp)
446 points by bckygldstn 12 hours ago | hide | 220 comments
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:14 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 06:18 AM (BTalv)
Posted by: S. Sweeney at April 16, 2026 06:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:23 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:25 AM (tgvbd)
She was out on the streets after stabbing her own father last year.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 06:26 AM (2GVsD)
She was out on the streets after stabbing her own father last year.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 06:26 AM (2GVsD)
If you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be at large in public.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: S. Sweeney at April 16, 2026 06:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Burmashave
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:29 AM (J+Y4w)
Make Asylums Great Again.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (Ot/FD)
Another busy day. Diana is going to the doggie chiropractor this morning (unnecessarily, in my opinion), then, because it's forecast to be a warm day, baths for our senior dogs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (tgvbd)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2026 06:32 AM (2/MrR)
Posted by: Sophomore dogs at April 16, 2026 06:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)
When do we get a bath?
Posted by: Sophomore dogs at April 16, 2026 06:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Soon. Rosalind is going back to her home in California next month and will get one before she goes. Ruth got bathed recently after she came out of season. Diana came out of season recently as well. So that just leaves Puff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:36 AM (tgvbd)
*points at the Reservoir*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)
ha!
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:36 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (+4yJ5)
"Don't go getting your buns all askew...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (Ot/FD)
Wouldn't twisted panties be the logical result of askew buns?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (WkL+O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (+4yJ5)
Mean --> Responsible
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:39 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 06:39 AM (2GVsD)
The scary people are the gate agents at Dulles airport. From the headgear on the female employees, I wonder if they are related to a huge secret cell waiting to be activated.
Posted by: Fenderbender at April 16, 2026 06:39 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 06:40 AM (BTalv)
The elite have always been willing and able to hire/rent them. "Rent boys" too.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)
an association of European and North American countries, formed in 1949 for the defense of Europe and the North Atlantic against the perceived threat of Soviet aggression.
By 2005, the alliance consisted of 26 countries, including several eastern European nations.
NATO's purpose is to safeguard member countries by political and military means.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)
The elite have always been willing and able to hire/rent them.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)
It's Eric Swalwell time!
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:44 AM (J+Y4w)
The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (+4yJ5)
I feel sorry for their plight. I hope they can be treated, but it's no charity to them and no charity to the public order leaving them free after committing overt acts of violence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:44 AM (tgvbd)
"They are harmless."
No, some are not. Rebuild and open new mental hospitals.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:45 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:46 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM
++++
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The overly feminized culture at April 16, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)
We have to accept that there are people who are broken and no amount of medication will ever make them better.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:47 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:50 AM (yAteE)
https://tinyurl.com/2u72khca
Once again, they show we can trust "The News" as much as we can trust "The Science".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:52 AM (O7YUW)
If their sanity is sufficient to attack someone, it's sufficient for them to defend themselves.
Besides, literally no one is "capable" of defending themselves in court, sane or otherwise. That's what lawyers are for. Try to "defend yourself" in any court and you'll only wind up being the object of derision in someone else's youtube video.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:53 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 06:53 AM (u82oZ)
Thanks, Wolfus. I appreciate your insights.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 06:54 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:54 AM (O7YUW)
Of course, the general coarsening of culture in general and urban culture in particular doesn't help either. There's only about eleventy-two zillion videos of people screaming at and beating the tar out of each other on public transport. Yeah, baby, fly your freak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:55 AM (tgvbd)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Spring is finally here. Going to walk a nature trail with a widow later this morning.
Soon, it will be too hot to walk anytime but early morning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 16, 2026 06:57 AM (S+2Xo)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 AM (yAteE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:00 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2026 07:04 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Pedro at April 16, 2026 07:04 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Juan at April 16, 2026 07:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 07:07 AM (BTalv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Fbc0I)
*****
Indeed, saw him many decades ago. Great show, sadly he pasted way too young.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 16, 2026 07:15 AM (S+2Xo)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 07:07 AM (BTalv)
I walked past a "Free Palestine" restaurant yesterday in London.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 07:17 AM (g0MSz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
CBD, international man of mystery, stay safe there
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (LmPA0)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Guy who never turns down anything free at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 16, 2026 07:22 AM (S+2Xo)
Posted by: fd
*Hits bong*
Posted by: Otto the bus driver at April 16, 2026 07:22 AM (GXElQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 07:17 AM (g0MSz)
No freepers there!
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 07:23 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Jedediah Jr at April 16, 2026 07:23 AM (geXam)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (g8Ew
Good morning, Sunshine!
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 07:25 AM (J+Y4w)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:53 AM (Ot/FD)
I object! You know,....with prejudice. I think.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 07:26 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Otto the bus driver
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Don't be's bogartin' that thang, gimmie some
Posted by: Tarshea Fudge-Riley at April 16, 2026 07:28 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (ewuvP)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (J+Y4w)
Urinalysis screen this guy in particular.
FWIW, in two years as a bus driver I was randomly selected for every urinalysis screening. Passed, of course. I asked who are you protecting, and was skipped after that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 16, 2026 08:01 AM (RiKhU)
Wednesday Night ONT - April 15, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. This is a Tucker, Candace and Megyn free zone. Please. [Top photo: Bamberg Altes Rathhaus]From Fodor's:
At Bamberg's historic core, the Altes Rathaus is tucked snugly on a small island in the Regnitz. To the west of the river is the so-called Bishops' Town; to the east, Burghers' Town. The citizens of Bamberg built this extravagantly decorated building on an artificial island when the bishop of Bamberg refused to give the city the land for a town hall. Industrious citizens quickly realized that the river was a tax haven as it wasn't claimed by anyone as property.
9 As Jesus went on from there, he saw a man named Matthew sitting at the tax collector's booth. "Follow me," he told him, and Matthew got up and followed him. 10 While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew's house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. 11 When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, "Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?" 12 On hearing this, Jesus said, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. 13 But go and learn what this means: 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."
[H]umorous verses advocating that taxes be levied on someone "behind the tree" began to appear by the 1930s. These early instances were anonymous.
In March 1932 "Collier's Weekly" ran an article titled "Tax Everyone But Me" which included an instance starting with "Congress! Congress! Don't tax me" instead of the sing-song: "Don't tax you. Don't tax me." "At the end of the year, and again at the opening of 1932, the hotel rooms and lobbies of Washington were crowded and swarming with citizens who had come to play, in paraphrased adult form, an old game of their childhood: Congress! Congress! Don't tax me,
Tax that fellow behind the tree."
In September 1973 the "National Tax Journal" published an article that included the verse credited to Long...: 'RUSSELL B. LONG, Chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, has recently been credited with a little doggerel describing "Most people['s]...philosophy about taxes": Don't tax you,
Don't tax me,
Tax that fellow behind the tree.'"
Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ?? No, the ONT does not have a second home in New York City worth more than $5m, but thank you for your concern.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 10:00 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:00 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (DzcSl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM (DzcSl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2026 10:03 PM (Iz+f5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:03 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM
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Given up? Ha! Double Ha!
Posted by: TRex - never give up dino at April 15, 2026 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Hi Mr. REX..raaahhhhggg🦖!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:03 PM
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Howdy COMM. Maybe not first, but still top 10!
Posted by: TRex - tax deductible dino at April 15, 2026 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:05 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2026 10:05 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 10:07 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 10:07 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM
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Given up? Ha! Double Ha!
Posted by: TRex - never give up dino
*******
Hope dies hard.....
Posted by: The Grateful at April 15, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2026 10:08 PM (IxSmD)
So although it may sound noble, or even like you caused whatever they decided to do, what these terrorists actually intend to communicate is "we do what we want".
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 10:10 PM (nDXEV)
Please to remember there is NO relationship between how much we pay in taxes and what the government spends.
Tax policy is social policy not fiscal policy.
Posted by: Judge Boozeberg at April 15, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:11 PM (+HNx/)
What it means is they will kill you if they don't get their way.
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at April 15, 2026 10:12 PM (X5FXP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 10:13 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 10:13 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
Kiss my old white women ass🤪!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:14 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 10:15 PM (A5RD0)
12 On hearing this, Jesus said, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.
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Fast thinker, that Jesus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:15 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at April 15, 2026 10:12 PM (X5FXP)
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Summary Marxism.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: pookysgirl, math mom who's not good at math at April 15, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:17 PM (A9n1A)
Only three entries, but they're good ones!
South Side. 20th South 10th Street - Holiday Inn. Caller said that two guests are arguing in the parking lot. The argument has apparently now escalated to the point that they are trying to hit each other with their cars.
If I were the dispatcher, I'd be confused.
Are they trying to hit each others' cars with their cars? You'd think they'd both succeed immediately, unless they're really bad drivers.
Trying to hit each other, but not in their cars? So they're having a good old-fashioned honorable duel? Taking turns getting out of their cars and letting the other guy take a run at them?
Shadyside. Denniston St. Caller requesting help with their finger stuck in a sweeper.
When the cop gets there, they find out the sweeper's name is Tiffani. She's totally a janitor and not a prostitute, though.
Oakland. Craft Ave. Caller said that someone is outside of their apartment playing a loud trombone. Caller does not like this.
It's much easier to serenade your lover with a guitar or a saxophone, but I guess you dance with the one that brung ya.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:15 PM (+HNx/)
He had the questions in advance....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 10:10 PM
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NOT a comment of the week candidate.
Posted by: TRex - unimpressed dino at April 15, 2026 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
Browsing NASA's image site, here's a picture with Victor Glover that struck me as pretty cool:
https://is.gd/7zZSA2
I think that's the hatch window, there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:19 PM (A9n1A)
Great tax-related content is much appreciated! Sorry I have no puns to offer... fresh out after paying (gag!) the tax bill.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 10:20 PM (yGQJD)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 10:10 PM
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NOT a comment of the week candidate.
Posted by: TRex - unimpressed dino
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AKA Pittsburgh Steeler Dino
Posted by: The Grateful at April 15, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Ok, how many flown Spirit and are you sad??
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:21 PM (GD0B3)
Great tax-related content is much appreciated! Sorry I have no puns to offer... fresh out after paying (gag!) the tax bill.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:20 PM
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At some point, ya just gotta laugh. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
Posted by: TRex - philosopher dino at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
And this is why I love all y'all...
You always make me laugh.
Posted by: sal at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (f+FmA)
12 On hearing this, Jesus said, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.
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Fast thinker, that Jesus.
Posted by: Cicero
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Definitely better than "Research".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:23 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Cicero
He had the questions in advance....
Posted by: OrangeEnt
.....
.....
whoa.
Posted by: Neo at April 15, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at April 15, 2026 10:12 PM (X5FXP)
That too
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)
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Yeah, “Democracy” - everything is fine, if we get our way. If not, then YOU are the fascist and must be removed “by any means necessary”.
It’s like being governed by 2 year olds. Maybe they’ll discover “Democracy” itself is flawed. They just use it as a means of gaining power and control, who am I kidding.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:23 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
+++
Now if only he could only take that beady eyed lying piece of shit Adam Schiff down with him.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 15, 2026 10:24 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: TRex - never give up dino
*******
Hope dies hard.....
Posted by: The Grateful at April 15, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
If he gets an animatronic dinosaurs, you could always get an animatronic TRex.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:24 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: TRex - philosopher dino at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
I always wanted to stand next to someone saying that while holding a big stick, so I could demonstrate how I can make them stronger several times.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 10:24 PM (yGQJD)
He fell, then got stomped into dust and ground in the dirt, and then remains scooped up and launched into the Sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 10:24 PM (yGQJD)
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 10:27 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:23 PM (+HNx/)
I think they were one step above The Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Co.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 10:28 PM (Aqg7j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:28 PM (+HNx/)
Oldest said NO. He bought tickets for us on Alaska Ailines. Three times as much.
I guess he knew something.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 10:28 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:20 PM
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At some point, ya just gotta laugh. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
Posted by: TRex - philosopher dino at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Okay, sure, I'll go with that... Actually, I prefer to believe that every dime of my hard-earned tax money is going to the Dept. of War's budget and enlisted salaries in particular!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:29 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
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Pieces of sh*t like this guy are made for the Kennedy School of Government.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 10:30 PM (rbvCR)
In short, the are chasing away their top contributors, and chasing way their top job providers. And, I'm willing to bet that a majority of the population in that state is pissed off about that, but your usual handful of politicians with no economic chops got into the legislature and dumped their Utopian nonsense on everyone else.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)
Kevin Cichowski (D), 46, of Palm Coast faces eight charges related to the incident, including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, battery and robbery.
He seems nice.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 10:30 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:31 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 10:31 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 10:31 PM
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Doggo! Good evening.
Posted by: TRex - vintage dino at April 15, 2026 10:32 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 10:32 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 15, 2026 10:32 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 10:20 PM (yGQJD)
That is one sneering asshat what got it comin'. He's been running interference for the CCP and the people that make cash by removing healthy organs from children. I don't care what form the lightning bolt took, smote is smote.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 15, 2026 10:33 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: runner
I flew Spirit once, many years ago. Which was once too often.
The flight itself was okay, in a "Greyhound bus at 30000 feet" way. Which isn't that much different than the bigs, nowadays.
But they were so understaffed that we were delayed 90 minutes while they found a maintenance guy..... to fix a latch on one of the overhead compartments. At least they didn't just duct-tape it shut.
Posted by: mikeski's arms are tired at April 15, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 15, 2026 10:24 PM (Lo97M)
There is no way - no way, that Adam Schiff will be taken down by allegations of sex with women.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
I've flown Spirit once. Once.
Had to get a last minute flight from Las Vegas to Providence. Only flight was a Spirit connection through Ft Lauderdale. For those of you unfamiliar the USA this is not a convenient connection.
Never again.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 10:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: wth at April 15, 2026 10:34 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:34 PM (+HNx/)
Would rather do that than have the government squander it on people who are constantly telling us that we aren't paying our "fair share", and need to be paying more in taxes.
F*** those people and the rented mules they rode in on.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 10:36 PM (SRRAx)
(As the spousal unit of an entomologist, I have horror stories of what I would routinely discover in the fridge and freezer. But I did have to draw the line at having venomous snakes in the same dwelling. My trump card was that I threatened to take the dog with me if the snakes remained and I was forced from our home.)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:36 PM (vrNzf)
He had an interesting gig. He had no band when touring, he just had local people wherever he was playing at sit in. Who wouldn’t want to backup Chuck Berry on stage? Everybody knew his tunes too, so that wasn’t really a problem. So he’d drive around to gigs in his Cadillac w/guitar and little else.
Cash up front. I suspect that’s where he ran into complications, but…
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:36 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:37 PM (GD0B3)
Thanks for a great ONT!!
Posted by: moki at April 15, 2026 10:38 PM (wLjpr)
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Like word root origins? Yecch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:38 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Similar to Carnival before demanding decency at April 15, 2026 10:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm)
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May perpetual light shine upon him.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 15, 2026 10:41 PM (DzcSl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:34 PM (+HNx/)
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Ok ok, let's not lose control of this thing.
Pretty soon everyone will be someone.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:41 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: TRex - philosopher dino at April 15, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
57 I always wanted to stand next to someone saying that while holding a big stick, so I could demonstrate how I can make them stronger several times.*
YES
Just sayin' as a simple COMM....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:42 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
* checks dictionary *
Entomologists study insects.
So, I can only assume the snakes were there to eat the bugs that escaped, and the bugs were so dangerous that the snakes were the safer choice?
Jinkies.
Posted by: mikeski swallowed a spider to catch a fly at April 15, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
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Like word root origins? Yecch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:38 PM (+HNx/)
What the...did you put a diphthong in the freezer?!
Posted by: What is WRONG with you? at April 15, 2026 10:42 PM (TbWk/)
A gal I dated for a time during college and a rather large collection of roaches. She had live ones of all kinds in containers and jars all over the apt. Crazy gal but loveable.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2026 10:42 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 10:42 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Reforger at April 15, 2026 10:43 PM (emWLT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
If everyone's someone, no one is.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Exciting times on the farm ... heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:41 PM (+HNx/)
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Good catch! I would have preferred to encounter word roots rather than dead critters and portions thereof.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Cicero
Ok ok, let's not lose control of this thing.
Pretty soon everyone will be someone.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
"Oy, look who thinks he's nobody."
Posted by: just the punchline at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
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This must be why they're the Official Feeder Airline of Carnival Cruises.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:47 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:48 PM (KhRIf)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 10:48 PM (A9n1A)
Spirit was one of the limited choices from Oakland to San Diego. They had delayed flights and cancelled flights more and more often until they could not be considered a viable option. Closed out of Oakland, now done altogether. Mismanaged into oblivion.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 10:49 PM (VWtfl)
He fell, then got stomped into dust and ground in the dirt, and then remains scooped up and launched into the Sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
And somewhere in there got his dick stepped on with golf shoes, the old kind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 15, 2026 10:24 PM (Lo97M)
There is no way - no way, that Adam Schiff will be taken down by allegations of sex with women.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Now black homeless boys, that is another matter.
Ed Buck would probably tell all for another $20 in his canrina account.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)
So, I can only assume the snakes were there to eat the bugs that escaped, and the bugs were so dangerous that the snakes were the safer choice?
Jinkies.
Posted by: mikeski swallowed a spider to catch a fly at April 15, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
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Um, no. This entomologist is entranced with anything that slimes, slithers, flies or crawls. The snakes were going to be there so he could show them to folks with a warning to steer clear of them.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:49 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
The best experience is to be cramped in tiny seats between the toilets and some screaming colicky toddler. Obviously.
Posted by: United at April 15, 2026 10:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 10:50 PM (aJQbY)
Late to the party, 'cause it was a very taxing day.💸
Heaviest rainstorm thus far this year this afternoon, lots of thunder, and a good dose of small hail, just to add flavor. No tornadoes, though.🌪️
Didn't that rogue President guy say something about eliminating the IRS?* I'm pretty sure I remember something about that. Guess he's just too busy playing Pope. Or anti-Christ. Or Aragorn. Something like that.
*But, then, without Income Tax, how would we pay off those Congressional perversion suits?💲
Posted by: mindful webworker - only in it for the monet at April 15, 2026 10:50 PM (4i4/O)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)
13 But go and learn what this means: 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."
Jesus also called (some of?) the Pharisees "of your father the devil, and the works of you father you will do". So I don't think Jesus really meant the Pharisees were "righteous". Jesus was being "pragmatic" I'd presume.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 10:51 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Damn. Was hoping I'd mis-remembered.
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 10:51 PM (tYGL3)
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Do you even know pseudepigraphy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 10:52 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 10:52 PM (utfVc)
*Locust are edible, highly nutritious and a great source of protein!
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (GD0B3)
* * * *
You first. Me never.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:52 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
Child, any flight that does not end up in a black hole is a good one at this point.
Posted by: Donelda Lemonade at April 15, 2026 10:53 PM (kEqhi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
Ole Pencil Neck needs to be erased from the Congressional Roll, and sent home in disgrace - or forced to wear prison garb for 10-25.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 10:53 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:52 PM (vrNzf)
No. I am just stating facts!
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:53 PM (GD0B3)
We were forecast to get over 2" about three hours ago, then they kept dropping that and we ended up with zero, though still seeing some lightning as the front moved past.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 10:53 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 10:54 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: TRex - philosopher dino
Nietzsche was a nut.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 10:54 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2026 10:49 PM (vrNzf)
Snakes are the purview of herpetologists.
Posted by: Not herpes, to my surprise at April 15, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/)
They can DIAF
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2026 10:55 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: runner
Twenty nine years ago Hawaii had three competing inter-island airlines. You could buy books of tickets for as little as about $15 each. Just show up at the airport, hand them a coupon for the next flight to the island you want to go to, then go get on the bus and pick your seat.
You could also get fairly decent hotels for $40 night.
Both were 'special local discount'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
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The Horde is here for you Dino.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 10:56 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 10:54 PM (NFX2v)
I think he is mostly understood.
What people know about him is more or less a caricature.
Posted by: Wanda the Fish at April 15, 2026 10:56 PM (bgGNY)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 10:50 PM (aJQbY)
Tradition long said so, yes. But of course skeptical modern “scholarship” always looks to discredit the Bible and its credibility so you’ll find lots of modern critical scholarship claiming no… if they can show the author wasn’t an eyewitness then it’s not as credible an account obviously. I’ll stick with tradition, thank you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:57 PM (KhRIf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
If you look at the youtubes of people misbehaving on Spirit airplanes, they seem to have a lot in common with the people fighting on Carnival Cruises.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 10:57 PM (0Htd1)
Still time for the groundhog tonight, but the cat ate half the hamburger I had out.
Exciting times on the farm ... heh.
Posted by: illiniwek
What are you going to do with the groundhog?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
But there's all that culture in NY.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 10:59 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: You'll just wish it had killed you at April 15, 2026 10:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 10:59 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 10:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++)
Make sausage of course.
Posted by: What else do you do with ground hog? at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (3/XaG)
Is Matthew-the-Gospel-Writer also Matthew-the-Apostle also Matthew-the-Tax-Collector?
Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (aJQbY)
He had an interesting gig. He had no band when touring, he just had local people wherever he was playing at sit in. Who wouldn’t want to backup Chuck Berry on stage? Everybody knew his tunes too, so that wasn’t really a problem. So he’d drive around to gigs in his Cadillac w/guitar and little else.
Cash up front. I suspect that’s where he ran into complications, but…
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:36 PM (m+uh6)
Friend of mine was in a doo wop group that shared a bill with Chuck Berry a few times. Berry required cash in a brown paper bag, delivered before he would go on stage. No bag, no Berry...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (nbLIj)
13 But go and learn what this means: 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."
Jesus also called (some of?) the Pharisees "of your father the devil, and the works of you father you will do". So I don't think Jesus really meant the Pharisees were "righteous". Jesus was being "pragmatic" I'd presume.
Posted by: illiniwek
To continue the "doctor" analogy: in the 1st century, there was no Aramaic word for "triage."
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (GD0B3)
Sounds wrong but I liked it when I tried it.
Posted by: jix at April 15, 2026 11:01 PM (y687V)
The "controversial" statue is of a Texas Ranger. In the stadium where the Texas Rangers play.
Posted by: Wally at April 15, 2026 11:02 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: the cats at April 15, 2026 11:02 PM (VHUov)
Sounds wrong but I liked it when I tried it.
Posted by: jix a
Pairs well with pulled pig.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Bring it inside, bathe it with a brush in the sink, then I have a new friend.
Or maybe just shoot it so it stops digging under my porch. I blame it for digging by my well pipes, letting cold air down there to freeze and break the pipe, so I now have to cut off power to the pump and manually turn the power on/off when I want more water. Will have to dig up the line at some point, but not this year I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 11:02 PM (vbXSk)
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Yes. Matthew the tax collector and apostle wrote the Gospel of Matthew.
John the beloved apostle wrote the Gospel of John and Revelation.
Mark was a disciple and scribe of Peter. Mark was also probably the guy who ran away naked during the arrest of Jesus.
Luke the physician was a disciple and scribe of Paul, and wrote the Book of Luke and the Acts of the Apostles.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2026 11:03 PM (fE6HJ)
I've flown a lot all over the world for work. Spirit is easily in bottom couple for everything from checkin. For some reason they decided to go with the most uncomfortable airline seats I've ever sat in. Like they had a grudge against their customers for buying a ticket.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 11:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 11:04 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
* stare *
* stare *
* stare *
* stare *
Posted by: the cats
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Hey, I got out of bed and fed all 4 of you!
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:04 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Not herpes, to my surprise
There's a crossover point at "trouser snakes."
Posted by: mikeski and/or The Paolo at April 15, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
You could also get fairly decent hotels for $40 night.
Both were 'special local discount'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
I used to take the shuttle Friday evenings from Boston to DC on US Air ( I think that was the name. They're gone now). Cost $100 round trip. I would stay at a friends house, sight see for the weekend, then fly back to Boston early Monday morning and beat everyone into work.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 11:04 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 11:05 PM (aJQbY)
Exciting times on the farm ... heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 10:44 PM (vbXSk)
You have carnivorous groundhogs?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2026 11:06 PM (rUN8k)
I've omitted the expletives because this is a family blog. But feel free to insert six or seven of them in the first sentence.
Posted by: eff that effing shid corksucking iceholes at April 15, 2026 11:06 PM (1oIjw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Guess one good reason why we live in AK?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:07 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Donelda Lemonade
I don't even remember what online site it was, but there was a commenter whining because they took a trip and there was a 45 minute delay for the flight.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 11:07 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2026 11:03 PM (fE6HJ)
That's highly debatable. It is doubtful that Revelation was written before the death of the Apostle John.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:09 PM (DwqWV)
The "controversial" statue is of a Texas Ranger. In the stadium where the Texas Rangers play.
Posted by: Wally at April 15, 2026 11:02 PM (65cLN)
Coincidentally it was that paragon of journalistic integrity the Athletic that hired Dianna Russini as an NFL “insider” who just had to resign because she was playing hanky panky with an NFL coach that she was covering (very objectively of course)…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 11:09 PM (uAQQB)
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Fresh air, wide open spaces.
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:07 PM (GD0B3)
And damned fine summer time. Free salmon. PFD. And very, very low taxes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:10 PM (DwqWV)
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I have family in AK...maybe I should visit...
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:11 PM (GD0B3)
Sounds wrong but I liked it when I tried it.
Posted by: jix a
I have a recipe for smoked hard apple cider that I'd like to try. I figure it would come out a lot like a smoked beer...
Posted by: Nerd Herd at April 15, 2026 11:11 PM (NZPfR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:09 PM (DwqWV)
I very much believe the apostle John (the disciple whom Jesus loved) wrote Revelation, the gospel of John… and I, II, and III John
Tradition says he died in exile on the island of Patmos… mentioned in the first chapter of Revelation
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 11:13 PM (uElTB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Last night I put out some cantaloupe with vanilla extract dripped on it, which has worked well before for groundhogs. That is still there ... not sure if groundhogs would be attracted to meat. But if I got the fat raccoon (I've been seeing) before it has its babies I guess I'd have to "release" it, since they are not in season.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 11:13 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 11:10 PM (GD0B3)
Pro tip: Don't do so in February.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:14 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Nerd Herd
Might taste great. Might taste like burnt apple pie. Only one way to find out.
Posted by: mikeski got 'em at April 15, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 11:09 PM (uAQQB)
Covering? Like, on top of?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 11:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 11:16 PM (dIske)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 11:17 PM (CHHv1)
Cash up front. I suspect that’s where he ran into complications, but…
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:36 PM (m+uh6)
Friend of mine was in a doo wop group that shared a bill with Chuck Berry a few times. Berry required cash in a brown paper bag, delivered before he would go on stage. No bag, no Berry...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (nbLIj)
I knew a guy who was one of those locals that berry hired when he was in the area. He said there was never a problem getting paid, but pretty much confirmed him being.... unconventional lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 11:18 PM (snZF9)
Tradition says he died in exile on the island of Patmos… mentioned in the first chapter of Revelation
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 11:13 PM (uElTB)
It is fair to believe so, since we do not know precisely, but Eusebius said that John the Apostle did not write the last two letters nor the Book of Revelation, and we do know that John the Apostle died in AD 98 in Ephesus, which is in Turkey, so not Patmos. There is a Church built over his tomb, which unfortunately is now a mosque.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:19 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 11:19 PM (hJH5n)
You might try baiting the trap with some extra salty bacon. The need for salt might tempt a vegetarian groundhog into a trap.
Or you might step out in the morning and find you caught one of the Moron Horde.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2026 11:20 PM (rUN8k)
... I expect, the people who caught it
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 11:20 PM (gKWVE)
To all the fantastically CoBs...and gosh💞💕! Hordes!
So much love❣❣❣❣
Thanx T, and thank Disco and Doggo!
"I hope your dreams are soft and kind, just like your hearts".
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 15, 2026 11:20 PM (A9n1A)
Posted by: Nerd Herd
____________________
That sounds fantastic. I recently was going through boxes we have in storage that date back to the 1970's when a grandparent passed away. Inside, I found a whole book of handwritten recipes for a different gambit of different things. The first I'm going to try is Homemade Walnut Maple Hard Candy.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 11:21 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2026 11:20 PM (rUN8k)
I think that only applies when there is an actual Bacon Wench.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:21 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 11:21 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:10 PM (DwqWV)
Summer's not here yet, but you can see it from here. The snow-free spot in the yard here at Old People Warehouse is getting bigger every day, and the park benches on my daily walk have *almost* emerged from the snow enough to sit on them.
I'm ready.
In other good news, it's now physically possible for me to pee my pants again. The "indwelling" catheter is out.
I've got one-time-use catheters that I can use if the flow isn't going (which so far it's not. Supposedly that will improve).
Even so, I only have a hose jammed up my sensitive regions for a few minutes at a time a few times a day, rather than having it in there all the time, so that's a big win.
These are also a lot smaller than the Foley, so they're a lot more comfortable to put in and take out.
Sorry if that's TMI. I'm just happy I no longer have to have a bag of pee strapped to my leg all the time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:22 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I think that only applies when there is an actual Bacon Wench.
Posted by: tcn in AK
There's a "sweeper" joke in there somewhere, but I like all my body parts where they currently are.
Posted by: mikeski runs serpentine at April 15, 2026 11:24 PM (VHUov)
Willowed:
Tucker Carlson to launch publishing imprint with books by Russell Brand and Milo Yiannopoulos
Hoo boy. Think I'll stick with selfpub slop from Kindle Unlimited
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM (gKWVE)
Ka-ching! I'll let you know when my book's uploaded!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 11:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 11:18 PM (snZF9)
I like the story about him punching Keith Richards in the face... seems that while Chuck was off collecting the loot, Keith just couldn't resist picking up Chuck's guitar and giving it a whirl.
Chuck didn't like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
It puts our "tax day" woes in perspective, today, so the judges will allow it.
Posted by: mikeski pays out the other side at April 15, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
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This checks out.
Whenever I've had an emergency, right as I'm lunging for a gun or a fire extinguisher or a phone to call 911, or going to administer CPR, the one thing that always runs through my head is "if only I had a couple dozen fat, ugly, illiterate homosexuals screaming about something nobody cares about right now."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 11:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:22 PM (IG3/x)
Be glad you're not a chick. You would spend most of your time trying to find a bag to match your shoes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Case at April 15, 2026 11:26 PM (pvf3X)
Also, Happy Fair Share Contribution Day to the 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks to TRex for the fine ONT!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 15, 2026 11:26 PM (t2oSI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 11:27 PM (+HNx/)
Still no action on the Bleat front. Oh well. I wouldn't post much anyway.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 11:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
I haven't tried salting the bait, easy enough to try it. I caught three in a row one day with the cantaloupe and vanilla thing. Threw their bodies just ten feet from the trap, but they did not heed the warning. Since then I don't think I've trapped any groundhogs, just have to catch them while my 22 is close at hand.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 11:28 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 15, 2026 11:28 PM (GU19I)
By teaching them how to act gay.
I don't know how that helps, unless the rumors about Kier Starmer are true, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 11:28 PM (sabhw)
171 This week's Great Moments in Journalism: The Athletic, a New York Times-owned website devoted to sports coverage, is concerned about a new "controversial" statue put up in the ballpark of the Texas Rangers. The pencil-necked homo who wrote the article is pissed that no one from the Rangers will say who put up the statue or why.
The "controversial" statue is of a Texas Ranger. In the stadium where the Texas Rangers play.
Posted by: Wally at April 15, 2026 11:02 PM (65cLN)
Coincidentally it was that paragon of journalistic integrity the Athletic that hired Dianna Russini as an NFL “insider” who just had to resign because she was playing hanky panky with an NFL coach that she was covering (very objectively of course)…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 11:09 PM
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Tits...
*stumbles in random directions, hands out front and cupped*
Posted by: Smitten NFL Coach at April 15, 2026 11:29 PM (VWtfl)
Chuck didn't like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:25 PM
Keith probably assumed that was an acceptable risk and has no regrets...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 15, 2026 11:30 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 11:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
I am shockingly deficient in my contributions both to the Bleat (https://lileks.com/bleats for them as are wondering what the devil OrangeEnt and I are talking about) and here at AoSHQ. Maybe when I get back from my short vacation tomorrow through Monday.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 15, 2026 11:30 PM (t2oSI)
Chuck didn't like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:25 PM (IG3/x)
Chuck's guitar was probably worth more than the shit Richards would play.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9)
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Yes, that does rankle. Christians should take the Bible literally and seriously.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:32 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 11:33 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:22 PM (IG3/x)
Do let me know if you need anything. I'm just up the road a piece and I actually come into Anchorage now and again to see the grandbaby and various docs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:35 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Infernal Revenue at April 15, 2026 11:36 PM (oftw2)
We are Delta people. Normal flights. Used to fly monthly for decades.
Returning from London/Paris in 1999, our sons first time overseas, we flew to Atlanta. Where I now try to avoid at all costs. Customs was horrific,hot, crowded, slow & I was jet lagged. I almost laughed hysterically at a large black woman next to me using her giant bazooms cleavage as a cell phone holder. Got the Look of Warning from my husband.
We get on the flight to Orlando & someone screwed up the gate thing and put it in forward vs reverse. It hit the plane door with a thud and dented it to the point they could not close the door.
The moans and lamentations of the people started when they said we'd have to get off the plane while they found another. I was more tired than anyone on board.
I said, loudly, "He can't close the door! He can't fly with the plane with the door open!!!" People knew they had a grouchy and crazy woman on board and shut up. The spare plane was old and held together with duct tape, but we made it home.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 11:37 PM (WONhk)
I expect Luke wrote his own, though.
Also, of course, the synoptic gospels each derive somewhat from a common source, either Matthew, or the suspected lost "Q" gospel.
Also also, according to textual criticism the last part of Mark appears to have been lost and some material added (in some versions) to replace the ending. https://w.wiki/LGjG
Considering the various motives, styles, and times of the different Gospels, I've always thought it amazing — and convincing — how much the character of Jesus shone through. You'd be hard-pressed to find four witnesses to an accident who could have such consistency.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what was the q again? at April 15, 2026 11:37 PM (4i4/O)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:32 PM (VCgbV
I think that effectively ends up being book worship, a kind of idolatry.
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 15, 2026 11:38 PM (GU19I)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 11:38 PM (41CYW)
Rauchbier is kinda weird. Tastes like good beer, but it was strained through campfire ashes. It’s OK, just … different. Give me a Pils or Hefe Weissen, bitte.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 11:38 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:32 PM (VCgbV)
I believe one must read the various books as they were presented. For instance, the Song of Songs is poetry, and while it often likens itself to the relationship of God for His people, it is also a fairly exotic love poem. How does one read poetry "literally?"
But yes, history is history, and there is no reason whatsoever to doubt that the historical books, including the Gospels, are not completely truthful.
That said, God gave us everything in the Bible that we need for salvation, and nothing extra, because we are a confused lot and easily led. A great many people read a lot into and out of the Bible that simply isn't there, which is their right of course, but it tends to pervert the message. That's how we end up with oddball things like Liberation Theology and Prosperity Gospel, pure nonsense, both of them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:39 PM (DwqWV)
Flew on Spirit once, Ft Lauderdale to St Maarten round trip. Everything about it was fine, gate staff were great and very helpful, flight was fine. Charged for everything except water (I think?), which I didn't care about. Planes seemed new.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2026 11:39 PM (U/Byj)
By teaching them how to act gay.
I don't know how that helps, unless the rumors about Kier Starmer are true, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 11:28 PM (sabhw)
Hopefully the instructions include acting that way all of the time, including in the mosque.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 11:40 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 15, 2026 11:30 PM (t2oSI)
Well, I refuse to use Disqus, so I'm just trying to get into Bleat Blather. I may have a couple things to say, but ain't gonna sign up for disgust.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2026 11:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Similar here. Delta mostly. More interested in direct flights and will take a day on either side to avoid getting up at Oh-Dark-Thirty. Did 2.5 round trips per week for a 4 year stretch. Had another 5 year stretch of once per week. Nothing romantic about air travel.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:41 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 11:33 PM (CHHv1)
Not to me, you are a kind person. I hope you are doing a bit better.
None of us are just a person. We are all unique.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 11:00 PM (aJQbY)
Yes
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 15, 2026 11:42 PM (eo0di)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 11:33 PM (CHHv1)
Not to me, you are a kind person. I hope you are doing a bit better.
None of us are just a person. We are all unique.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)
You aren't a singer in a rock and roll band?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 11:43 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2026 11:33 PM (CHHv1)
Not to me, you are a kind person. I hope you are doing a bit better.
None of us are just a person. We are all unique.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)
You aren't a singer in a rock and roll band?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 11:43 PM (S/Y4j)
Her name was Robert Paulsen?
Posted by: Project Mayhem at April 15, 2026 11:45 PM (GU19I)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:46 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 11:48 PM (m+uh6)
Rauchbier is kinda weird. Tastes like good beer, but it was strained through campfire ashes. It’s OK, just … different. Give me a Pils or Hefe Weissen, bitte.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 11:38 PM (m+uh6)
I liked your description of Rauchbier. I once described Manichevitz as 'a decent red wine that someone tossed a bag of sugar into.'
Posted by: Nerd Herd at April 15, 2026 11:49 PM (NZPfR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 11:35 PM (DwqWV)
So far the fam has stepped up, but much appreciated!
I think I'm done with surgery for a couple of months, anyway, and I'm back to the point where I'm getting around okay.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:49 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 11:49 PM (yGQJD)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)
No. We fly to NOLA to avoid Atlanta now to see my mother. Direct flight. Never early. I despise early flights.
When we moved back here from FL we sold our cars and flew once the movers came. Then put the house on the market.
Had spent the night in the Orlando airport hotel and had giant bags of precious things I didn't trust with the movers. Staggered on board a direct flight.
My last thought, on the dark tarmac, was that I won't be in this airport again for awhile. Then we both passed out cold from fatigue and stress.
First class. The flight attendent thought we were doing drugs we were so out of it. First time to not remember the take off vs being alert. The flight attendent poked me and stood back to ask what I wanted for breakfast. I may have looked dead. We ate and went back to sleep.
I wish I could sleep like this on every flight but don't. Sort of better in the fold out beds, but I am still on guard for perverts and don't sleep deeply.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 11:50 PM (WONhk)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 11:50 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:52 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Must be Spring at April 15, 2026 11:53 PM (4i4/O)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 11:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Infernal Revenue at April 15, 2026 11:36 PM (oftw2)
I don't know why, but this made me laugh, a lot. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:56 PM (VCgbV)
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Those New Mexicans must make almost as much money as New Yorkers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2026 11:57 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 11:54 PM (XV/Pl)
So, Congresscritter should live in a secured Motel 6 while they're in DC? If they do they're jobs right, they get panels to break the wind, rain, and snow off the outdoor walkways.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 11:57 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: mikeski, respecting the classics at April 15, 2026 11:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 11:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Exactly. You want roads, and garbage pickup, and water, and other 1st world things. You don't want to pay for lazy assholes with 4 baby mommas, or inbred thieving somalians, or illegals who all carry on like the shit is owed to them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 11:58 PM (snZF9)
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2026 12:00 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 15, 2026 11:52 PM (VCgbV)
But Paul tells us in at least one instance that this is not so. 1 Cor. 7:25 ("Now concerning virgins I have no commandment of the Lord: yet I give my judgment, as one that hath obtained mercy of the Lord to be faithful.").
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 16, 2026 12:01 AM (GU19I)
It was taken down about the time of Covid and disappeared, although it was believed that some private benefactor was safeguarding it.
Everyone who knew of that statue and lamented its disappearance was overjoyed to see Trump up again at Ranger Stadium, the perfect place for it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 12:03 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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That's when I left The Other McCain.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 12:04 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 16, 2026 12:01 AM (GU19I)
Not a real argument. His statement is clearly meant for us to read, and as such, is Divinely inspired. Real people wrote the books of the Bible, not automatons that just wrote words God told them to. That isn't inspiration, that's just a steno copying things.
Why do you suppose Jesus came to us as a human being, incarnated? Not simply because our sins could be overcome only by one who could take them on (a human), but also because only Moses managed to look at God and live. God comes to us as the creatures He created, knowing who and what we are, and what we can and cannot understand.
Same with the Bible authors. Real human beings, telling us Divine things in human language. Inspiration is Divine mystery.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 12:06 AM (DwqWV)
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Those New Mexicans must make almost as much money as New Yorkers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2026 11:57 PM (Puq9y)
Yeah that was a shocker. I wouldn't have thought they were higher than jersey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 12:04 AM (Puq9y)
You used to be able to comment anonymously, but that's gone too. If Wombat every shows up here again, I'd ask why.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2026 12:07 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Yep. Not anarchy/anarchists. The "trust us bro" spending plan that resembles a Vegas bachelor party at 2am with a credit card is not reassuring.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2026 12:13 AM (41CYW)
And then there are some like Zero Hedge, which has decent articles but a connent section that is a complete cesspool.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2026 12:14 AM (yGQJD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 12:06 AM (DwqWV)
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Jew here. Not getting involved in Christian theology but have a look at Exodus 33:20:
https://tinyurl.com/2ww6fdvz
Compare there to verse 11.
And I'm out.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 12:14 AM (1o8D5)
the Lebanese government has imposed a full ban on all Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps activities inside Lebanese territory. Security forces have been ordered to hunt down, arrest and deport any IRGC members found operating there.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2026 12:21 AM (S/Y4j)
But if that's the case, why would he say it all here? It would simply be assumed, as elsewhere. He mentions it here precisely because he is extemporizing. Nothing wrong with that. One could do far worse than Paul's gut check.
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 16, 2026 12:22 AM (GU19I)
https://tinyurl.com/2ww6fdvz
Compare there to verse 11.
And I'm out.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 12:14 AM (1o8D5)
Eh, we're very involved in your theology. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 16, 2026 12:26 AM (GU19I)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 12:31 AM (pvf3X)
Chuck didn't like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 11:25 PM (IG3/x)
I like the story about Frank Sinatra at the 1956 Democratic National Convention, snarling at Speaker of the House Sam Rayburn, "Hands off the threads, creep," when he put an arm on Sinatra's shoulder. (I looked up the details, since I couldn't remember the pol or the date.)
I understand that the famous both profit and suffer from the "parasocial" relationship with fans, but it's funny when they cross boundaries with each other. Of all people, they should know better than to mistake a public familiarity for real closeness.
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 12:36 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 16, 2026 12:22 AM (GU19I)
Paul is admitting his inability to find a scriptural basis for the point he is making. Doesn't mean it wasn't divinely inspired. He was writing for a specific audience and that writing has been accepted as the inspired Word of God. Good enough for me..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 16, 2026 12:37 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?! You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!
The old LIB civilization(s) which thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.
It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU WILL ATONE! Am I getting through to you?
LET'S GO BRANDON! End LIB Civilization.
End their Strategic Insanity Forever...
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 16, 2026 12:40 AM (KfQ+T)
It's a good thing I stopped at the liquor store after exiting the CPA's office.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 12:55 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Case at April 16, 2026 12:58 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: mikeski, cyclically at April 16, 2026 01:01 AM (VHUov)
Just going to sip a quick Chivas before bed, I feel tired. Oh what the heck, JQ, make it a double.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2026 01:01 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Make it end at April 16, 2026 12:46 AM (qJHK4)
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Trump is almost entirely reactive. What did she say or do?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 01:02 AM (ohEng)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
And so what, a big refund... just turn around and pay it to the fking nursing home anyway. Not like it can be spent on, say, a nice cruise or vacation.
Well, I suppose I *could* take a cruise or whatever. It wouldn't be any fun without hubby, though. Fk.
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2026 01:17 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2026 01:17 AM (0nHVk)
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I can attest to that, but for the TxMoMe in 2020 when the cold front rolled through and we spent most of our time in the horse barn.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 01:23 AM (ohEng)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 01:34 AM (ohEng)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 11:03 PM (viF8m)
I have flown all over the world and Spirit easily ranks as the worst airline I have ever flown on. Scoot Airlines on this side of the world is pretty bad too - but Spirit stands alone in sheer spiteful, incomprehensible, anti-customer torture and meaningless inconvenience. I once quipped that if I am going somewhere and the only option is Spirit, I am walking, even if its Antarctica.
Good evening Hordlings from your erstwhile correspondent in Southeast Asia. Still, as always, hotter n' hell here. But green (in a bucolic way, not a modern political movement way), safe and fairly serene here in Singapore.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 16, 2026 01:36 AM (Gu66x)
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I visited the Air and Space Museum in McMinnville just recently, and they have first class airliner seats scattered around the place for people to rest in. I quipped that it's the only time I'm going to be in a first class seat. I have to admit, they're pretty comfy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 01:41 AM (ohEng)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Current events are very taxing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 01:41 AM (Puq9y)
It's cold and windy now, chance of rain/snow mixed overnight. Hope it slows the lawn growth, I've been mowing every 5 days, due to previous early warmth!
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
The Prairie Moons
I Want To Be A Cowboy's Sweetheart
https://youtu.be/DqWWayImQeI
The original version was recorded by Patsy Montana in 1934.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 16, 2026 01:49 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2026 01:50 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scottst at April 16, 2026 01:52 AM (szEov)
Riley criticized Trump for the Jesus post and he said “I’m not a big fan of Riley, actually.”
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 01:56 AM (n7rxJ)
And these same fktards said nothing about all the "halo" photos of 0bastard, and the freaking *candles* of him & other demonrats and even fauci?!
Yeah. Boohoo.
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
Don't you think it's better living in the country?
https://youtu.be/7rHiuXlbKpg
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - still rural but too close to suburban sprawl at April 16, 2026 02:06 AM (4i4/O)
The Jesus post? You mean, the one where Trump is depicted as a healer (or so he says)?
And these same fktards said nothing about all the "halo" photos of 0bastard, and the freaking *candles* of him & other demonrats and even fauci?!
Yeah. Boohoo.
Posted by: JQ
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Yes. I rather think young Riley should have kept her thoughts to herself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 02:12 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2026 01:23 AM (ohEng)
That was my first year. Yeah it was a bit cold, but not much colder than it was back home, so I had the clothes for it. Every year after was pretty frigging hot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 02:19 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Drive-By Theology at April 16, 2026 12:26 AM (GU19I)
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I'm quite familiar with Christian scripture and theology. My point was simply to point out the Biblical verse which stated otherwise than the comment. Nothing more was meant.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 02:26 AM (1o8D5)
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Didn't know what this was referencing until I came across this:
https://tinyurl.com/4ajfr37z
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 02:35 AM (1o8D5)
https://tinyurl.com/mry537zd
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 02:41 AM (1o8D5)
And these same fktards said nothing about all the "halo" photos of 0bastard, and the freaking *candles* of him & other demonrats and even fauci?!
Yeah. Boohoo.
Posted by: JQ
>The best one was when Jesus showed up and threw Trump into Hell. That's classic. I'd bet the pope liked that one.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 02:51 AM (Fbc0I)
Hi, Blondie!
Sorry, guess I'm just in a pissy mood tonight. Ugh. My apologies...
Posted by: JQ
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I find your piss quite refreshing! No need to apologize.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 02:54 AM (n7rxJ)
Also, these sing-abouters need to tune their instruments and pay up; I'll take them seriously when they stop employing the same accountants as the "rich folks". All can take advantage of all legal loopholes; no worries. But do not bemoan the taxman when you make money bemoaning taxes. A wee bit hypocritical.
The tone deaf dude with red beard really needs to STFU.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 16, 2026 02:55 AM (icmmM)
Posted by: raimondo...who likes it in the ass at April 16, 2026 02:55 AM (XiH46)
Yeah, it's been a lousy day. Nothing particular really, just general frustration with every fking thing. Bah.
Hope life is going smoother for the rest of the Horde!
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)
https://youtu.be/7rHiuXlbKpg
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I've heard their work. (I think) At a blog in the early 2's a fellow from Florida posted songs from this band, not addresses (things were different) I downloaded the music directly from the site.
Been trying to find the band ever since.
They should have made it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 02:51 AM (Fbc0I)
The Catholic Church has long encouraged migration which has lead to many deaths and the notion that you can just move somewhere else and mess up their place rather than stay put and clean your mess in your place. No! Clean up your own shit hole. Help? Sure we'll give it too you but you need to clean up your mess. This starts with not bringing in socialist or communist governments.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 16, 2026 03:02 AM (icmmM)
Posted by: Late Night Lurker at April 16, 2026 03:04 AM (zvnUC)
The waves are settling down and the sun has sunk into the sand and the only calm the city gives is living in these ocean sounds not as bad as it could be not as good as it could be you’ll find out what you miss most when you’re out on the West Coast
It’s been a long fall,
Yes it’s gonna be a long fall
Yes it’s gonna be a long fall,
I’m not sure why I’m still here when I left my life seemed so clear Now my dreams are heavy thing muddied by reality cause I can’t find good days and no game days on Saturdays. Yes the only tailgates I see now are loading sacks of crack cocaine. For a long haul up the West Coast to a long fall, to a long fall
My girl knew the price of fame I lost her when she changed her name. Her face used to feel so soft till her agents doctor pulled it off.
She got a nose and cheek bones and a bit part on a TV show. But broken down to a broken place (not sure I heard that correctly)
When the one you love’s got a strangers face
It’s a long fall, I’ll be ready for a long fall
Little more rain and I don’t feel the pain
Guitar solo
cont
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:05 AM (Puq9y)
When I thought I’d head on back I saw a black haired girl on the concrete path She flung her hair back with her hands between the setting sun and the copper sand and in the fading light I could barely see a spot of a wink? and she gave it to me
She said you look like someone I know I said I do but I can’t love you so
In this long fall I lost out on the West Coast. It’s a long fall. No, no, no one gets on in
It’s a long fall. No way, but I know Jane would say long fall. It’s a long fall
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:07 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
>Catholic leadership has been lackluster for a couple of generations and they need to get back to the gospel and hope and unity and grace.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 03:07 AM (Fbc0I)
Ya know, I really got a kick out of the one you had the other night-- it was something like LjrKo? Read: el jerko.
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 03:21 AM (wDs+a)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
>You may have been blind, but she's got your number, buddy.
She should be busy this time of year.
If you're a horn dog, you should find out what she's pulling in.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 03:30 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 03:07 AM (Fbc0I)
Hopefully once the fags all pass on, we can have a real Church again with real men leading it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:51 AM (DwqWV)
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Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Soft Core Marmot Porn Cafe
The Grand Canyon from 35,000 feet
I've never admitted this before but integrity compels me to now say:
Yeah I guess that's pretty big
Zurich's new Bike Tunnel 🚴🏻♀️🚲 pic.twitter.com/IWs5VBIqnB
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Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)
"Everyone "celebrating" the DC Circuit's decision to order a halt to Judge Boasberg's criminal contempt inquiry.... write this down. The full court is going to rehear this en banc. That would take 6 votes of the 11 Judges on teh DC Cir.
Last Nov. there were 6 Judges who expressed a view that Judge Boasberg be allowed to continue his investigation. Nothing of significance has changed in the underlying case.
I believe those same 6 are going to overturn yesterday's decision."
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Have a good night everyone
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Those people strolling behind clearly have not had the benefit of commenting (or at least lurking) here, given they're obviously bereft of the knowledge of the certainty of mephitic projectile poops being launched in their general direction at any moment they would have gained here. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)
249 four seasons, Amazon is just not using the old format. You can still download books to a different device and then reformat so you can load them to your kindle. Check out open source programs. Ask on the ont or the tech thread about the process and the format to use.
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Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:08 PM (lRNKn)
This sounds like an incredible PITA. I suspect that, even if I could figure out the process, it would also not work with my decade-old iphone and/or laptop that Windows is no longer supporting. I'm screwed.
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 08:13 PM (gnNyN)
And that was especially tough, given that the stairs were carpeted.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM (icmmM)
The cat, who adores him and tolerates me, came in through the cat flap with a gecko in her mouth on her way to give it to him in the study, while I was reading on the couch.
She gave me that same look- like "What? Do we have a problem? Because I don't think we have a problem."
Posted by: sal at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:15 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM
You have no idea.
Posted by: Ruby Rose at April 15, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:18 PM (nDXEV)
Guess that’s one way to sum it up.
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Oh no you dint! You did not use the J word!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:20 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 08:03 PM
Thank you! I needed this! Crazy day.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Wmg4n)
*flicks cigar ash on carpet*
Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15
Oh for goodness sake. We just had the cleaners in here!
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 08:21 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (R5BEI)
You wanna be careful bathing with a marmot. They go for your nuts.
--The Dude
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (wOXCn)
I destroyed as many bicycles as they did motorcycles.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (XV/Pl)
On the left, the gray tabby Jasmine.
On the right, the other gray tabby Hexie.
Looming over me from on high (my bookshelves), my black cat Penny, preparing to pass sentence over my fate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: clarence
Use Calibreto load them onto the kindle.
https://calibre-ebook.com/
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (T8m77)
The Big Dummy got fed so much junk food at the doggie chiropractor yesterday that he had a crummy tummy today and didn't want his breakfast. That's an event on par with AOC saying something sensible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (tgvbd)
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson responds to a question about teen violence by telling a reporter his question is “racist” and that people shouldn’t interact with him.
. . . .
Mayor Brandon Johnson
@ChicagosMayor
Chicago, there are credible reports of a teen trend forming in Hyde Park later today.
Parents, be aware of where your children are going this evening. DO NOT allow your children to attend one of these gatherings; they are dangerous and can often turn violent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:24 PM (ndZc7)
Suddenly, a dank cellar outside of Paris is filled with excited resistance fighters handing out Stem submachine guns.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 15, 2026 08:24 PM (kGdxl)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 08:24 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:25 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:25 PM (nDXEV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBJfQhpw_U
Posted by: DaveA at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM
Not everyone can smell like us.
Posted by: Penguins and Sea Lions at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (hDlY0)
****
Epub is readily available and has been around for quite some time. You can download it from MS app store. There is a lot of documentation online that can help with setting up and using epub. It is not really difficult but merely tedious.
Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (lRNKn)
Adam Schiff says he didn’t know anything about what his Russiagate junior partner Eric Swalwell was doing.
“If I had, I wouldn't have gone near him with a ten foot pole."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: She can barely see, I might get lucky! at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (wOXCn)
You must be talking about Calibre. And there is a Windows version.
Who wants to convert and what?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (syz1S)
But even if I didn't I didn't think it was weird or funny or whatever the obviously under 30 creator thought it was.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (lRNKn)
Yes, but I am a spoiled child and I don't want to change how I don things.
I get most of my ebooks through library apps. Maybe they'll still work?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Eric "Yacht Cock" Fartswell at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (BfShq)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (RIvkX)
not don things
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)
Dammit, now I have to doff things!
Posted by: Dash it all! at April 15, 2026 08:30 PM (TbWk/)
She knew where to find the boys... AND the booze.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:31 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz)
Every U.S. city should have this but the U.S. is stupid and backward unlike the smart, sophisticated Europeans.
Posted by: Every Leftist on Instagram and Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:32 PM (hJH5n)
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, HAOLE!!!
Posted by: Weimea Canyon at April 15, 2026 08:33 PM (Rko/r)
Posted by: Every Leftist on Instagram and Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:32 PM (hJH5n)
If it would just keep them out of my turn lane, I'd spare no expense.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (zYpTz)
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, HAOLE!!!
Posted by: Weimea Canyon at April 15, 2026 08:33 PM (Rko/r)
Sure it does. And we are just #2 chopped liver.
Posted by: Palo Duro Canyon at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (ZxPkt)
Every U.S. city should have this but the U.S. is stupid and backward unlike the smart, sophisticated Europeans.
Posted by: Every Leftist on Instagram and Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:32 PM (hJH5n)
____________
If they're so smart and sophisticated, why are their countries falling apart?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd)
On the left, the gray tabby Jasmine.
On the right, the other gray tabby Hexie.
Looming over me from on high (my bookshelves), my black cat Penny, preparing to pass sentence over my fate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
youtu.be/vLC2qwFLbqc
Mood music for you
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2026 08:35 PM (Iz+f5)
To stay neutral on both sides.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (zYpTz)
Just stop driving your car and move to a walkable neighborhood. But no, you are a selfish *****, an *******…
Posted by: Every Leftist On Instagram And Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
To stay neutral on both sides.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (nDXEV)
Wouldn’t they just walk down the middle of the street?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n)
****
Depends on how old the ebooks are. If they did not come from Amazon, they will probably be ok.
Epub and calibre are both good for converting formats and loading them for reading to many types of devices.
Also, websites like project Gutenberg make downloading books easy. I used a tablet to do so.
Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:38 PM (lRNKn)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April
Do we choose a spot and send them across like a hostage exchange?
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:38 PM (Wmg4n)
To stay neutral on both sides.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (nDXEV)
Alas, they are no longer neutral. They took sides in the Russia/Ukraine war.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:38 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:39 PM (77rzZ)
The Paolo has heard this exact sentence many times, how you say, more than he can count.
Posted by: Paolo at April 15, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)
I lived in Boston for many years. The bike tunnels in cities might be one of the few things I wouldn't mind taking from Europe.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)
"'Tis indeed a grand canyon", said Bromosel as the water lapped at his thighs.
That, kiddos, is an example of a mixed metaphor. You are welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n)
If you're looking for professional streetwalkers, Berlin is a better bet.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Dang Sun at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Case at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I think ve all know ze answer to zat kvestion, and who is to blame.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (gpQ8/)
If they're so smart and sophisticated, why are their countries falling apart?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd)
You are a fucking liar. Europe has TRAINS!!! And their child care, medical care and education are 100% FREE. And it’s better than here in every way. Europeans have higher literacy rates, minimum wages, better mass transit, and are happier and healthier than people in this shithole country. We need to be EXACTLY LIKE EUROPE. They are our betters.
Posted by: Every Leftist On Instagram And Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (nDXEV)
Not Amsterdam?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:43 PM (hJH5n)
( The Boring company actually had a contest where cities could submit an application for an underground project and whoever was chosen The Boring Company would do the project for free .
I think they recently selected the winner. The Woodlands was in the final 10 but came up short)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI)
I think we should do one for one permanent citizen exchange with Europe. They get our American hating and we get their American loving .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
____________
Look at the Americans saying they want to leave for Yurp. Childless retirees, single AWFLs, recent humanities grads, marketing fagz. In short, deadweight looking for bennies.
For every one of them, there's at least one European looking to come here to escape Europe's stifling repressive regulations and taxes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: JackStraw
===
Only one tunnel is needed.
And then one way to lure all the cyclists into the tunnel.
And one way to seal the exits.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:46 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:46 PM (viF8m)
And then one way to lure all the cyclists into the tunnel.
And one way to seal the exits.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (gpQ8/)
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:47 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 08:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Le Haim at April 15, 2026 08:50 PM (We1j3)
I live in a rural area with lots of flat, straight roads. Lots of cyclists on the weekends and in the morning. I got no problem with them. City cyclists, on the other hand, demand respect without following those pesky traffic laws. Ergo, assholes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:50 PM (tgvbd)
In Amsterdam they helpfully sit in shop windows. Like the Automat.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:46 PM (viF8m)
They have an area just outside of town where it's set up like a drive thru that was built specifically for 'street walkers' . It's just a big circle road where the John's enter and drive until they select their whore .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:51 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:52 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 08:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)
Trumpstein says oy vey
Bibi says to innocent children
I kill you for play
Sad!
Posted by: Le Haim at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (ikCrF)
I think they recently selected the winner. The Woodlands was in the final 10 but came up short)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI)
Doesn't sound exciting. Like, at all.
Posted by: Snoozefest at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (ysRdO)
He's a lovely guy, who has a bit of a likeness to that Marmot.
So much so, that when he went off to college, he acquired the nickname of "rodent".
And still to this day, answers to the name of "dent" (short for rodent).
That's right up there with "A Boy Named Sue"
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (3sXRv)
He hated to be called the goy
Papa Trunpstein saw and said
Hello my boy
Sad!
Posted by: Le Haim at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (MvI35)
Your garden? Landscaping? Fuhgeddaboudit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 08:56 PM (Fbc0I)
Adam Schiff says he didn’t know anything about what his Russiagate junior partner Eric Swalwell was doing.
“If I had, I wouldn't have gone near him with a ten foot pole."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7)
The Empire State Head is full of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 08:56 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: The Dude at April 15, 2026 08:57 PM (ohEng)
Adam Schiff says he didn’t know anything about what his Russiagate junior partner Eric Swalwell was doing.
“If I had, I wouldn't have gone near him with a ten foot pole."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7)
The Empire State Head is full of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 08:56 PM (snZF9)
Not a single dem legislator had any idea. None. It's like they don't even work there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 08:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 08:58 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rdubs at April 15, 2026 08:58 PM (yMNZl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (nDXEV)
Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. I want to see the legislature pass the Billionaire's Tax with a Veto proof majority requiring Billionaire, Steyer to sign it into law.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM
Did you get to drive around in an Austin, by any chance?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (ysRdO)
For a short while, we had single lane for cars (both ways, one lane) and bike lanes each side that were for passing when two cars met...it was stupid, really stupid, so stupid that there was an outcry from the people and the two streets so modified were reverted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:00 PM (ynpvh)
That still works better with Barbara Eden than some damn rodent.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (S/Y4j)
Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. I want to see the legislature pass the Billionaire's Tax with a Veto proof majority requiring Billionaire, Steyer to sign it into law.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)
____________
"I can run the state just fine from Florida."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (tgvbd)
Adam Schiff-4-Brins, "Eric Swawell is the nicest human being in the world."
Red Queen Fang Fang keeps playing with Adam's adenoids via his rectum.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)
Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. I want to see the legislature pass the Billionaire's Tax with a Veto proof majority requiring Billionaire, Steyer to sign it into law.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)
Governor leaves state to avoid Billionaires tax?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:04 PM (v4ZRc)
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM
Mebbe not, looks like there's going to be some blue-on-blue action:
https://tinyurl.com/5h5s5m4v
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM
Mebbe not, looks like there's going to be some blue-on-blue action:
https://tinyurl.com/5h5s5m4v
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1)
Blue-on-Blue action is the Brokeback mountain of politics...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:07 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n)
Nein. There are rules.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)
They go under bridges to collect tolls.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: When are the shift changes around here? at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (TYewF)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (ysRdO)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)
They go under bridges to collect tolls.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (hJH5n)
And by tolls, they mean it the hard way, $20 at a time...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: old-school anime jokes at April 15, 2026 09:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:12 PM (TYewF)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 09:12 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: When are the shift changes around here?
It's 8% less fun when the page title points out the jokes we're supposed to be making. That's enough, I guess.
Posted by: mikeski bahs and humbugs at April 15, 2026 09:13 PM (VHUov)
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
___________
*awed whispers*
"Teresa.... Teresa... Teresa is here!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:14 PM (tgvbd)
Why did he choose to unass the U.S.A. there? Extradition treaty maybe? Gotta be an angle
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 09:14 PM (XQS41)
There was ancient driftwood found in some of the caves of the Grand Canyon, very high up, and that was something of a mystery.
Some recent dating studies have tied that to the Meteor Crater impactor. That impact was about 20 MT (a little less than half a Tsar Bomba) and trigged about a 6.0 mag earthquake which triggered a landslide and temporarily dammed up the Colorado River, forming a big lake that extended down to Lee's Ferry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:14 PM (w6EFb)
https://youtu.be/GdM33lV_Wt0
Hello New York City!
Posted by: Anna Puma
Godzilla Minus Zero?
I suppose he's old enough; he could run on ones-complement hardware.
Posted by: mikeski counts every gate at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (TYewF)
Ah yes, Suzie Plakson. Very tall, 6ft if I remember right. She played 4 different star trek characters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (nDXEV)
Yeah, motorcycle dude done totaled that bike. That thing fragmented. Its almost like he had no clue about the power the bike had.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divisio
Dude thought he was Rosse on his Ducatti. This is why the superbikes have wheelie control enabled by default, dumbass users disable it and pay the price. I have my own set at 50% and it still surprises me sometimes. Skeery ass brute ignorant horsepower. It'll pull the front wheel up at 70 if I'm not careful. It'll rotate the bike over the rear wheel at 30 without a second thought.
Me and the bike together are barely 500 pounds, it has 150 brake horsepower at the fooking wheel. You damned right I keep the training wheels on. I ain't that good at those skills.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
___________
*awed whispers*
"Teresa.... Teresa... Teresa is here!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The Bugs Bunny "Leopold" scene played in my head reading that. Hope it's what you were going for.
Posted by: mikeski, mezzo-piano at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (TYewF)
Ah yes, Suzie Plakson. Very tall, 6ft if I remember right. She played 4 different star trek characters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (snZF9)
https://tinyurl.com/y5bw4jzh
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (V4IXI)
The Bugs Bunny "Leopold" scene played in my head reading that. Hope it's what you were going for.
Posted by: mikeski, mezzo-piano at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
___________
What's sad is that everyone back then knew who "Leopold" was.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd)
#104
Have you seen it yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD)
Not yet but I will!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 09:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 09:21 PM (XQS41)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 09:22 PM (Fbc0I)
Me and the bike together are barely 500 pounds, it has 150 brake horsepower at the fooking wheel. You damned right I keep the training wheels on. I ain't that good at those skills.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (QVmho)
I rode harleys that were 125 horsepower and they were damn scary. They have brute torque, and they are 6-700 pounds. These rice rockets weigh way a lot less and got stupid horse power. The dude riding that bike must have thought he was on an e-bike.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:23 PM (snZF9)
If a mere human male wants to have fun with a she-Klingon, you'd better make sure the Holodeck safeties are at full setting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd)
Admittedly I can only name two famous conductors.
Stokowski and Bernstein
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)
If a mere human male wants to have fun with a she-Klingon, you'd better make sure the Holodeck safeties are at full setting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)
Yeah, apparently broken bones are du jour. Sounds like the old "Amor Indio" in the border newspapers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:27 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Admittedly I can only name two famous conductors.
Stokowski and Bernstein
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Now everyone can tell you who John Lennon and Kurt Cobain are. That's something.
Posted by: but I don't know what at April 15, 2026 09:28 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)
Who said otherwise?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:29 PM (V4IXI)
Well, I'll be, Suzie Plakson played Q's "wife" in Voyager, the one where the Q were fighting and were nearly destroying the Galaxy.
I remember that episode, but didn't realize it was the same actress who played Worf's lover.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg
That's the problem, not enough conductors named "Leo" anymore.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 09:30 PM (VHUov)
I remember that episode, but didn't realize it was the same actress who played Worf's lover.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:29 PM (w6EFb)
Yup, that be her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 09:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)
You need to adjust your interpretation dial.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:32 PM (V4IXI)
Be interesting to see where the cases are sent.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:37 PM (nDXEV)
She also played an Andorian in Enterprise, and a Vulcan as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:39 PM (w6EFb)
Variation on a theme.
youtube.com/shorts/7iuom5o8EgU
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e)
So, they all look alike to them, too?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2026 09:41 PM (rUN8k)
Posted by: The Finer Things in Life at April 15, 2026 09:42 PM (iQuWX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 08:57 PM (ynpvh)
Really remarkable how many of these folks don't notice the pervert among them when they see on every day in the mirror for comparison's sake.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 09:43 PM (DwqWV)
-- Victor Bergman, PhD
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:43 PM (nDXEV)
"In God We Trust, everybody else bring data" -- Marshall Space Flight Center motto
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 09:45 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)
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I have thoughts.
Posted by: Judge Boozeberg at April 15, 2026 09:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Really remarkable how many of these folks don't notice the pervert among them when they see on every day in the mirror for comparison's sake.
Posted by: tcn in AK
You might say they can't see the whorehouse for the trees.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 09:46 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
That sucks. Glad you're ok.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2026 09:47 PM (R5BEI)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
___________
*awed whispers*
"Teresa.... Teresa... Teresa is here!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The Bugs Bunny "Leopold" scene played in my head reading that. Hope it's what you were going for.
Posted by: mikeski, mezzo-piano at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
😂😂😂
I had no idea that was going to happen - thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 09:47 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Really remarkable how many of these folks don't notice the pervert among them when they see on every day in the mirror for comparison's sake.
Posted by: tcn in AK
You might say they can't see the whorehouse for the trees.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 09:46 PM (VHUov)
More like not seeing the outhouse for all the turds...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:49 PM (ynpvh)
Let's get ready to rumble!
This could be the perfect rite of passage for Barron.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 09:52 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 09:52 PM (+HNx/)
San Fran is Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, just like Johnny Depp's relationship to Amber Heard...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
Hoping for a bit more south. Florida would be nice.
Posted by: JackStraw
They'll have to show conspiracy ongoing up to through the election. Maybe they were.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)
>>Variation on a theme.
So even Asians have trouble telling Asians apart?
Huh, good to know.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 09:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Frank Drebin at April 15, 2026 09:55 PM (Q+gd/)
The grand jury in Florida that has been hearing evidence of a conspiracy to deprive Trump of his rights is predicated on the idea the conspiracy continued at least through the 2024 election if Mike Davis is to be believed. That's why it's in Florida, the Mar A Lago raid.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)
Opened in May 2025, Zurich's 440-meter Stadttunnel repurposes an abandoned 1980s car tunnel into a dedicated, 6-meter-wide, two-way bicycle route beneath the main station (HB). Costing 28 million Franks, this project links districts 4 and 5, offering a safe, efficient route with a 20 km/h speed limit, supporting the city's Vision Zero safety goals.
Vision Zero network organization: Vision Zero is a strategy to eliminate all traffic fatalities and severe injuries, while increasing safe, healthy, equitable mobility for all. First implemented in Sweden in the 1990s, Vision Zero has proved successful across Europe — and now it’s gaining momentum in major American cities.
Think 'Mayor Pete' and the Safe Streets and Roads for All (SS4A).
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 09:59 PM (NFX2v)
Maybe Dewey really did defeat Truman!
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (GE2M1)
Opened in May 2025, Zurich's 440-meter Stadttunnel repurposes an abandoned 1980s car tunnel into a dedicated, 6-meter-wide, two-way bicycle route beneath the main station (HB). Costing 28 million Franks, this project links districts 4 and 5, offering a safe, efficient route with a 20 km/h speed limit, supporting the city's Vision Zero safety goals.
Vision Zero network organization: Vision Zero is a strategy to eliminate all traffic fatalities and severe injuries, while increasing safe, healthy, equitable mobility for all. First implemented in Sweden in the 1990s, Vision Zero has proved successful across Europe — and now it’s gaining momentum in major American cities.
Think 'Mayor Pete' and the Safe Streets and Roads for All (SS4A).
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 09:59 PM (NFX2v)
Dems are all for safe streets...safe for the gangbangers and other criminals...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JackStraw
Great. About time somebody went for the obvious "conspiracy to deprive civil rights under color of law". It's what the whole cabal had been doing since Team Obama decided to go with the Russia thing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)
The FBI has a long history of using womens' clothing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (GE2M1)
That is an actual concern, up there with if Nixon didn't really beat JFK too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 10:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2026 11:38 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2026 11:52 PM (Puq9y)
Quick Hits
Child grooming corporation Disney lays off 1000 employees because everyone loves their groomer offerings so much.
The defamation emporium the BBC to slash 2,000 jobs because no one watches them and people won't pay the mandatory TV fee.The BBC is to cut as many as 2,000 jobs, affecting 10% of its 21,500 employees, in what is being described as the biggest scaling back in 15 years. According to The Guardian, staff at the broadcaster were to be informed of the cuts on Wednesday afternoon in an all-staff meeting, with interim director general Rhodri Talfan Davies expected to announce the redundancies.Australian police are investigating basket case Ruby Rose's accusation of sexual assault by space cadet Katie Perry. Rose alleges that Perry rubbed up on her with her dirty vag.
Police in Australia are investigating after Ruby Rose accused Katy Perry of sexual assault. Victoria Police confirmed the investigation in a statement shared with USA TODAY on April 15, days after Rose claimed the singer sexually assaulted her almost two decades ago. A representative for Perry has denied the "reckless" allegations. "Melbourne Sexual Offences and Child Abuse Investigation Team (SOCIT) detectives are investigating [an alleged] historical sexual assault that occurred in Melbourne in 2010," Victoria Police said in a statement. "Police have been told the incident occurred at a licensed premises in Melbourne's CBD," or the Australian city's central business district, home to bars, nightclubs and more. "As the investigation remains ongoing, it would be inappropriate to comment further at this stage," the statement concluded. ... "I was only in my early 20s. I'm now 40. It has taken almost 2 decades to say this publicly," she wrote. "Though I am so grateful to have made it long enough to find my voice, it just shows how much of an impact trauma and sexual assault takes. Thank you for seeing me." The "Batwoman" actress also said she planned to go to the police "to see if any of my experiences can be investigated." She later posted, "I did it." "The allegations being circulated on social media by Ruby Rose about Katy Perry are not only categorically false, they are dangerous reckless lies," the statement said. "Ms. Rose has a well-documented history of making serious public allegations on social media against various individuals, claims that have repeatedly been denied by those named."
Berkeley campus radicals demand the removal of Trump "by any means necessary."
You have probably been enraged by the phenomenon of young thugs-- usually black, Muslim, or immigrant, or all three -- engaging in acts of harassment and intimidation against random law-abiding citizens and then posting videos of these crimes on to social media, where they get plaudits and clicks for this psychopathic behavior. The latest "trend" is to touch white strangers' hair without permission. So funny! There was one especially noisome criminal called "Johnny Somali" who made money as a Harassment Entrepreneur. I guess he got bored of upsetting white people and took his social terrorism act... to South Korea. Whoops. Low-IQ gonna Low-IQ.
A left-wing activist group at the University of California, Berkeley recently staged a protest opposing the war in Iran, declaring that "Trump must go now by any means necessary." The demonstration, held on April 7, was advertised on social media as an "Emergency Protest" against the administration's military actions in Iran, along with purported "fascist ethnic cleansing" in the Middle East and United States and issues related to immigration. The group appeared to call for a military mutiny in the post, writing, "The American joint chiefs, officers and soldiers must disobey Trump's illegal orders to commit war crimes against the Iranian people!" Campus Reform was present at the protest and captured exclusive video. The organizing group, known as By Any Means Necessary (BAMN), describes itself as a "Coalition to Defend Affirmative Action, Integration and Immigration Rights and Fight for Equality By Any Means Necessary." The organization has committed itself to "defeating Donald Trump and his fascist movement by any means necessary."
During the protest, demonstrators displayed signs with messages such as "Stop Trump's fascist police state By Any Means Necessary," while a number of participants delivered speeches criticizing the president and federal immigration authorities. "Trump is a fascist, the whole Trump regime is a fascist, ICE is a fascist," said one speaker who identified himself only as Ryan, adding that activists should continue demonstrations "over and over again until Trump is out," UC Berkeley student Frances Cramer, who observed the protest, told Campus Reform that the slogan raised concerns. "I immediately thought the sign called for violence or demonstrated ill intent," Cramer said.
Legal YouTuber "Legal Mindset" was so annoyed by this anti-civilizational activist's antics that he set up a "Somali Conviction Team" to give evidence and encouragement to South Korean prosecutors. I imagine one of his tasks was to reassure prosecutors that no, no one in the west is going to be outraged at South Korea jailing a foreigner, we're all sick to death of these morlocks too. He does a victory lap in this video, which begins with the Low-IQ Somali guaranteeing he will not spend a single night in Korean prison. Unfortunately, the Korean judge got cold feet and did not imprison him for the three years of prison labor the prosecutors sought. But six months, 20 days of prison labor -- probably the first day of work he's done in his life -- will fix his wagon a bit. Speaking of foreign terrorists who need to be imprisoned: The Democrat Party is executing a full-court press to normalize and mainstream the openly pro-terrorist, "The US deserved 9/11" Islamis Hasan Piker:
US internet 'troll' Johnny Somali sentenced to South Korea labor prison for public nuisance -- months after comparing himself to Otto Warmbier
A controversial American YouTuber was sentenced to half a year in a South Korean labor prison for his nuisance behavior, including posting a video of himself crudely dancing on a statue honoring World War II sex slaves. Ramsey Khalid Ismael, a self-proclaimed internet "troll" known as Johnny Somali online, was tossed into the specialized prison on Wednesday, the Korea Herald reported. Ismael, 25, had provoked citizens in South Korea by singing the North Korean national anthem, spilled noodles inside a convenience store, got into several heated arguments with strangers, and degraded the solemn "Statue of Peace," all stunts he shared on YouTube. "I am the Otto Warmbier of South Korea. A political prisoner wrongfully and falsely accused and made into a scapegoat by a tyrannical government. The truth will come to light soon," Ismael wrote on X in January, referencing college student Otto Warmbier, who became a North Korean prisoner in 2016 before he was released in a vegetative state and later died. Ismael was indicted by the Seoul Western District Court in November on charges of obstruction of business and violations of minor public order laws.
"The defendant repeatedly committed crimes against unspecified members of the public to generate profit via YouTube and distributed the content in disregard of Korean law," the court said during the trial, noting prosecutors sought a three-year prison sentence, according to the outlet. The trial, originally scheduled for March 2025, had been delayed after prosecutors added additional charges alleging Ismael shared AI-generated sexual content of him with a deepfake with a female YouTuber, the outlet reported. Ismael was deemed a flight risk and was detained immediately after his sentencing. Ismael faces 20 days of detention, is barred from working at institutions that serve minors and people with disabilities for five years, and will have to be registered as a sex offender for the same time. ... Ismael, who currently boasts a whopping 5,220 YouTube subscribers, had become notorious on the South Korean streets for his offensive stunts, including repeatedly shouting racial slurs. ... Ismael continued his romp around the Korean capital, getting into several more heated arguments and making sexually abusive and racist comments at unsuspecting passers-by. One interaction occurred inside a convenience store when Ismael and another man got into a shouting match over Israel before the two were kicked out by a store employee, but not before the streamer shouted, "Free Palestine."
I could not love this more. The Obama Bro tries so freaking hard to sanitize Piker's love of terrorists, only to have it revealed that Piker is exactly who the Right says he is. The absolute state of the Democratic Party in one glorious 20-second clip. https://t.co/tK73dgQWCi
— Batya Ungar-Sargon (@bungarsargon) April 13, 2026
This is an absolutely disastrous moment for American liberalism because their top public intellectual just said they should embrace open communists who support mass killings and political terrorism.
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) April 14, 2026
I compiled a video showing 65 times Hasan Piker endorsed political killings and… pic.twitter.com/jA6mrUmvzR
That account compiled a video of Piker supporting terrorism sixty-five times. The multimilionaire grifter Piker is also, of course, a communist, calling the fall of the Soviet Union "one of the greatest catastrophes of the 20th century." Leftists could have just separated themselves from this monster. Instead, they bound themselves to him more tightly. But that's a given -- both Islamists and communists want to destroy western civilization, raze it to the ground so that they can conquer it, and they have merged their respective Death Cults into one giant Death Cult.
“One of the main problems in the countryside is dogs. Muslims don’t like dogs.”
— Dr. Maalouf (@realMaalouf) March 29, 2026
Liberal commentator complains the British countryside is racist and Muslims avoid going there because too many people walk their dogs, which are haram in Islam.
These people are really insane. pic.twitter.com/p2zXrOHzBr
Of course, mainstreaming Sharia law and Islamism -- and communism-- isn't just a project of the Democrat Party these days:
Just three minutes of Tucker Carlson having a hard-on for Sharia law. https://t.co/7LJw9nWuP9 pic.twitter.com/XCSfKQ1gxV
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) April 15, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 06:26 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: yoeman at April 15, 2026 06:27 PM (r2U0A)
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Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:29 PM (3JuEJ)
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Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:32 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: garrett"
Uh huh. Snow, huh? Sure. What kind? Do you realize it's 85 degrees outside?
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 15, 2026 06:33 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: SciVo at April 15, 2026 06:33 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:33 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 06:33 PM (abIsI)
47 and dropping by the hour. We'll have 2-3" in the Valley by tomorrow morning.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:34 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:30 PM (3JuEJ)
Got a lot of rain here in Idaho over the past couple of days, with snow in the mountains. Kind of nice, since we had a very low snowpack over the winter. But, the reservoirs are mostly full, so summer should not be a drought disaster.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 06:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Guzalot at April 15, 2026 06:34 PM (IkzPz)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (MNCvZ)
Looks like Ruby Rose got drafted.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 06:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 06:28 PM (vFG9F)
SPONGE!!!
Posted by: or not at April 15, 2026 06:35 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: garrett"
Expecting 1-2ft overnight in the passes out here.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 06:35 PM (abIsI)
The Los Angeles District Attorney’s office has already assigned a prosecuting attorney to aid in the criminal investigation of a bombshell rape claim against disgraced former Rep. Eric Swalwell.
LA District Attorney Nathan Hochman announced the rare move after Lonna Drewes, 50, on Tuesday accused Swalwell of drugging, choking and raping her at a West Hollywood hotel in 2018.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 06:35 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: garrett
Don't bogart the whole stash, man
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 15, 2026 06:36 PM (zgi54)
Look! We're doing stuff!!!
Now, pay no attention to all that nonsense about massive fraud...
Posted by: CA DAs at April 15, 2026 06:36 PM (9vFyc)
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If Katy Perry sexually assaulted ME I would be online 24/7 bragging about it
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 06:36 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:32 PM (YwEeS)
Johnny Somali was born in Phoenix so, legally at least, he is more American than she is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 06:37 PM (ExV1e)
Yeah, you always here a lot about Snowpack out West...but it is exclusively Spring Rain (and the timing of said) that dictates how much we burn.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:37 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (ZxPkt)
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Went to school at Ysgol Gyfun Gymraeg Glantaf. I suspect Welsh...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: beckster
It wasn't rape rape.
Posted by: Fat, Nasty Whoopie at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (yAteE)
Dude is a barely functional retard.
His chat is almost exclusively gay men.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 06:39 PM (abIsI)
A white person is not allowed to sincerely compliment a black person on their hair. It is considered seriously offensive.
This is why "touch a white person's hair" is a thing.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 15, 2026 06:39 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 15, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)
So don't expect any consequences for these f'rs for merely talking about violence now. I guess be happy they're in the early wimpy talk stage.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 15, 2026 06:39 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: garrett
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I'm envious, 84 now, 87 tomorrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2026 06:40 PM (XeU6L)
Katy Perry and that aging Instagram-thot crew hit about 62 miles altitude, the 100km Karman line, which is the official "space" boundary. The New Shepard is designed to throw a capsule straight up, get just above that line, and then come straight back down, allowing the tourists inside to say they were in space.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 06:40 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:40 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 15, 2026 06:40 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
Show off!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2026 06:41 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (yAteE)
Vikings, Avars, Huns, and other various hues of nonconsensual penis.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 06:41 PM (gKWVE)
A white person is not allowed to sincerely compliment a black person on their hair. It is considered seriously offensive.
This is why "touch a white person's hair" is a thing.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 15, 2026 06:39 PM (FMtrg)
I see anybody try to touch Mrs. E anywhere on her body gonna be a bad outcome.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: steevy
It's been done - specifically in Flesh Gordon.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2026 06:42 PM (cYBz/)
Got a few history and sci fi books but my heart wasn't in the game today. Also, it was packed and the nerd funk was intense.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 06:42 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:42 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:29 PM (3JuEJ)
I was hoping for the max myself. I enjoyed my time in the ROK. The Koreans didn’t deserve that idiot. No one does, really.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 06:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Fat, Nasty Whoopie at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (cYBz/)
Or, as Swalwell's lawyer said "regret isn't rape." I thought that wasn't great phrasing.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 06:44 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2026 06:44 PM (fu3ns)
Posted by: steevy
I remember a meme:
They just launched a giant dick into space...and the rocket is shaped like a penis.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 06:44 PM (0aYVJ)
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And devout Christian Tucker Carlson doesn’t see the problem with this statement?
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 06:45 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:45 PM (yAteE)
Liberal commentator complains the British countryside is racist and Muslims avoid going there
Green Acres is the place to be!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 06:46 PM (Cqx++)
They would have us believe that white peoples are so amazed to see an exotic negro they can't help but touch their hair
Posted by: steevy
Look, Big Mike does not require any further signal boosting. Ask her instead to get you something from atop the highest shelf, please.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2026 06:46 PM (xG4kz)
Eventually, we're going have to deal with these fifth-column punks. The sooner the better.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 15, 2026 06:46 PM (pE12i)
I don't think Korean prisoners are going to appreciate his "social experiments."
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 06:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: steevy
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We pierced the Hymen Line and dick-slapped the face of Uranus!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 06:47 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 06:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 06:49 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)
Of course you haven't.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 06:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:49 PM (V4IXI)
Dummies. So here we are. The Left severely underestimates the will of phony Allah and the pure barbarity his followers are prepared to enforce in his phony name, and BOTH of these idiot fag factions miss the fact that while white Christians (and Jews)seem *especially* easy to conquer - slaves subject to their own weak moral conscience - they have missed that Christians and their pals the Jews have one thing that both Islam and the Left lack on their side. God.
And that is *true* single-minded mental retardation in action. Take it from your old pal. This team-up against Christianity is the single biggest miscalculation in world history.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H)
>I don't think Korean prisoners are going to appreciate his "social experiments."
I think the prosecution still has 7 days to appeal for a higher penalty.
No guarantees it happens...but, it'd be awesome to see.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:49 PM (3JuEJ)
Yea, but she spent the four minutes consecutively not a lifetime achievement.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)
I think you mean 'fishlipping'.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:50 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2026 06:51 PM (q177U)
I had to look it up. Katy Perry's apogee for that flight was 66.4 miles. Bezo's launch site for these silly little flights is called Corn Ranch. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 06:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 06:46 PM (1wjle)
I'm thinking Korean prisons aren't the free for all like American prisons.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:51 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 06:52 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 06:53 PM (vbXSk)
It's like Jackass goes on the road with Jimmy Kimmel.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 06:53 PM (Fbc0I)
Johnny Somali thought he'd look smart
Exposing Koreans to his performance art.
Now it's their turn to amaze:
"Enjoy your six months and twenty days"
"And emerge, intact, with all your parts."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2026 06:54 PM (xG4kz)
Guess I'm not leaving CA to move back to my home state!
Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin
·
3h
Minnesotans lost $9B in taxpayer dollars to just 14 Medicaid programs under Tim Walz’s administration.
Today, every single Democrat in Rules Committee voted to block an investigation into that fraud.
Absolutely disgusting.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 06:54 PM (kX27y)
A. Asked to touch someone’s hair, even when I was a child.
B. Been told by a man to “smile”
And yet, both of things are favorite complaints by the respective alleged victims of this weird behavior.
How about just politely decline either request and move on?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 06:54 PM (rGzXG)
The historical payoff would have had to be a lot higher. Artemis high.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:54 PM (V4IXI)
And this is yet another reason dogs are Man's Best Friend.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2026 06:55 PM (oji8u)
What's that? A new way of saying thanks for listening to me?
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y)
Minnesotans lost $9B in taxpayer dollars to just 14 Medicaid programs under Tim Walz’s administration.
>Today, every single Democrat in Rules Committee voted to block an investigation into that fraud.
They should lose ALL Federal Funding. Full stop.
They refuse to police the programs, stop funding the programs.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 06:55 PM (3JuEJ)
~~~~~
Down in the valley
The valley so low
Hang your head over
Hear the wind blow
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 06:56 PM (3ImbR)
:eye roll:
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 06:56 PM (qBdHI)
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Bad news for the Transgender Communists--Sharia Islam is going to win that fight.
The TCs claim they want the right to cut off their own genitalia.
SI claims the right to behead you if you don't do what they say.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:57 PM (yAteE)
But they can be, sometimes.
Posted by: Korean Gaurds touching fingers to their noses at April 15, 2026 06:58 PM (1wjle)
Apparently they now have 231000
This has nothing to do with the Trump affect on worldwide economy or fuel prices
Posted by: Paul at April 15, 2026 06:58 PM (C9UXx)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:38 PM (yAteE)
Nothing. Pure Will to Power, with a Ruling Clique. The overclass may do as they will; the underclass shall do as they must. Everything else in their rhetoric is scam patter to obscure that central fact of the confidence scheme.
That is why the Worldies (epitomized by the Davos set) are bizarrely indifferent as to whether their precious New World Order/One World Gov't will instituted by atheist Marxism or devout Islam. Some are billionaires, some are Jews, and some are even both, so you would think they would have a stake in the choice; but the trappings are a sham.
Posted by: SciVo at April 15, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/)
I think you mean 'fishlipping'.
Posted by: garrett
>I'm thinking it was more greasy ass hence the projectile vomiting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 06:59 PM (Fbc0I)
:eye roll:
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 06:56 PM (qBd
They love him so much the New Testament is considered Haram.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:59 PM (V4IXI)
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Are they like Midnight Express bad?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 06:59 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)
A nasty strumpet puts her cooter in someone else's face and they're investigating it 16 years later? Isn't there a statute of limitations on that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 07:00 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2026 07:02 PM (yrsmn)
Alastair Hilton
@London_W4
·
4h
Reading about what’s happening in Epsom, Surrey right now. An English woman gang raped. English people protest. The police won’t release details of her attackers, which means one thing; they’re not English names. Just like so many others. The police have taken to the streets in riot gear. Unlike the pro terrorist marches every single fucking week for two years in London, where the police give a nice soothing massage to the scum who support terrorists. When it’s English people who protest about vermin raping them, then the police crush them. This country is fucked. The government hate English people. The police hate English people. We must embrace the vermin who are flooding into this country. We must give them all our money. We must lay down and surrender. Because they are our rulers now. The third world is now in charge of England. Resistance is futile. The end.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 07:02 PM (kX27y)
His autobiography should required reading in all schools.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 07:03 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:04 PM (yAteE)
“The fall of the USSR was one of the greatest catastrophes of the 20th century.”
That's a near-direct quote of something Vladimir Putin said twenty years ago, BTW.
The BBC:
Russia's President Vladimir Putin has described the collapse of the Soviet Union as "the greatest geopolitical catastrophe" of the 20th century.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 07:04 PM (n1OCj)
about time we get our war face on and start reciprocating.
being "nice" to people who hate us and want us dead is sort of played out.
and we only have 2 and a half years to achieve victory; maybe only 6 months.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2026 07:05 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 07:05 PM (qBdHI)
His autobiography should required reading in all schools.
Agree, and also Walter Williams.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 07:05 PM (kX27y)
One of the consequences of #metoo is that in a lot of jurisdictions in the West, there is a statute of limitations for murder, but not for alleged sexual assault.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 07:06 PM (n1OCj)
We are getting hammered in Seattle. Lots of rain, wind, hail, lightning, and 18 inches of snow in the Cascades.
Have fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 07:06 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Accomack at April 15, 2026 07:07 PM (/Chlc)
https://tinyurl.com/yn2j7kh5
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 07:08 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Nothing of value would be lost at April 15, 2026 07:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2026 07:09 PM (Blc9r)
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 07:09 PM (yzP4d)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 15, 2026 07:09 PM (+89TD)
33% of all Jews for him
Haatetz.com
Posted by: Paul at April 15, 2026 07:10 PM (C9UXx)
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It doesn't seem like it. Their demise is complete, and it's been amazing and horrifying to witness just how easily it was done.
This isn't an overreaction for effect. They are destroyed and conquered.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 07:10 PM (qBdHI)
He lives among the elites, isolated, not in a tribal tent in the desert, and he has no idea of what would happen to him in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 07:11 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 07:12 PM (V4IXI)
And just short of a thousand-year run too.
Charles should commit seppuku in humiliation. What a cuck he is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 07:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:57 PM (yAteE)
~~~~~
Same here! The Irish are very big into country/western and this was a favorite as the hour got late.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 07:13 PM (3ImbR)
Caning would be really handy on that Somali guy.
I don't know what he's done and I don't care. I hear he's an asshole. That's all I need to know.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2026 07:13 PM (Blc9r)
He had to have some sort of "brain event", I think. He's gone bat-shit.
Seriously, something happened to him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb)
Noooo. It's a statue to commemorate those taken as sex slaves by the Japanese during WW2.
Read what you wrote, folks. Sheesh.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2026 07:14 PM (IxSmD)
because they are going to go full on with AI.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 07:14 PM (uEYKS)
Caning would be really handy on that Somali guy.
I don't know what he's done and I don't care. I hear he's an asshole. That's all I need to know.
Posted by: Robert
That was Singapore, but Korean prison can be equally painful if not public.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 07:15 PM (diia5)
This isn't an overreaction for effect. They are destroyed and conquered.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 07:10 PM (qBdHI)
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It's mystifying just how quickly it all happened. Kind of a slowly, then suddenly scenario.
America might hold out. But, there are so many pustules (cities) embracing the suck. I kind of hate these interesting times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 07:16 PM (0aYVJ)
Oldest son was in the Marines. He had to spend some time in Bahrain. He was horrified at the abhorrent sexual behaviour of the natives.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 07:17 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 07:17 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 07:17 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:18 PM (yAteE)
--
It doesn't seem like it. Their demise is complete, and it's been amazing and horrifying to witness just how easily it was done.
This isn't an overreaction for effect. They are destroyed and conquered.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 07:10 PM (qBdHI)
Conquering England would certainly shorten the moslem path to nuclear power.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 07:18 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (MNCvZ)
_____________________
If you found a watch or a ring in there while doing an exam, you are, also, a treasure hunter....maybe even a pirate.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 07:12 PM (V4IXI)
These are cultures that think nothing of raping children and have highly-detailed rules on goat-fucking and what to do after. Nothing should be shocking. It does explain why the Democrats love them so much.
Posted by: Foucault and Khameni would have been pals at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (JSUk+)
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (yzP4d)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)
But it will at least be dying.
You were useless patsies who contributed to the death and misery of millions--you accomplished nothing but evil.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 07:20 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (MNCvZ)
_____________________
If you found a watch or a ring in there while doing an exam, you are, also, a treasure hunter....maybe even a pirate.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (dIske)
Spelunker.
Posted by: Deep and cavernous at April 15, 2026 07:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 07:21 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (MNCvZ)
4 minutes? This guy fucks!!
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 07:21 PM (yzP4d)
Hi Ben Had!!
He is still working from home. He is worn out from lack of sleep. The blisters are now popping and oozing.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2026 07:22 PM (4UN9F)
Posted by: Deep and cavernous at April 15, 2026 07:20 PM (TbWk/)
According to Calvin and Hobbes, spelunking is tossing big rocks into a creek.
*SPELUNK*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 07:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"
Now wait a minute. The only protest I've ever been to was a Tea Party rally. Now I admit it accomplished nothing, but my intentions were sincere.
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 07:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)
"I Mished a Girl"
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 07:21 PM (gtcuf)
How can I mish her if she won't go away?
Posted by: She alwaysh shtaysh and shtaysh! at April 15, 2026 07:23 PM (TbWk/)
Spain is going even faster. We don't see their news as much but the reconquest is nearly complete
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 07:24 PM (uEYKS)
Bozeman is a few hours behind you. Winds here are already very high. 2 to 6 inches they are saying.
Posted by: Wenda at April 15, 2026 07:24 PM (833ut)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (JSUk+)
Right there with ya on that one, bro.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)
Hey, I'm a Boomer and did nothing to contribute to the death of people.
Way to blame all boomers.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:24 PM (3ek7K)
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Ironic because that is how the Iranians wound up with the sh*tshow they have now. Of course, in that case the Islamists won and slaughtered every last commie. But that's not important now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)
His follower numbers therefore are clearly fake (easy enough to do these days) but where's the money in that? Or is he already too rich to care?
The whole thing is very strange.
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 07:25 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 07:26 PM (vFG9F)
Let the crew have their way with her.
Or you could sent Justin up with her and the Canadians can have something to brag about.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 07:26 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)
So what you're saying is they have one redeeming quality?
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2026 07:26 PM (4UN9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:26 PM (yAteE)
We are getting hammered in Seattle. Lots of rain, wind, hail, lightning, and 18 inches of snow in the Cascades.
Have fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 07:06 PM (W2Pud)
Here in the Willamette valley, the heavy wind is stripping all the flowers off flowering trees. In my area this time of year, it looks like a Thomas Kincade painting with all the multicolored trees.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 07:27 PM (tYGL3)
Hey, I have an even broader brush for you. A full fathom.
Enjoy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 07:27 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:19 PM (JSUk+)
Right there with ya on that one, bro.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)
There is definitely metaphysical cosmic evil that exists and darkens the hearts of men. There is far greater observable evidence of this in my opinion than the existence of an omnipotent benevolent being that cares about humanity. Which is depressing but there it is.
Posted by: Real and palpable evil at April 15, 2026 07:28 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:28 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:29 PM (3ek7K)
—
Not quite. This is from that CNN clip going around where Tucker is at 7% approval right?
But it’s not 7% approval. It’s 7% NET approval. Meaning more Reps like him than dislike him.
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 07:29 PM (yzP4d)
I bet the wind is rockin' in Livingston right now!
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 07:30 PM (3JuEJ)
Maybe. But at least we knew the difference between a man and a woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2026 07:32 PM (Av6i5)
I bet the wind is rockin' in Livingston right now!
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 07:30 PM (3JuEJ)
Don't forget about Springdale to Big Timber stretch.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 07:33 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 15, 2026 07:34 PM (JACtI)
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2026 07:32 PM (Av6i5)
So basically the Fabian Society only in Berkley.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 07:34 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2026 07:26 PM (4UN9F)
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Well, I do try to look on the bright side of life.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 07:34 PM (RIvkX)
But, of course, I will be checking in occasionally. It's an obsession.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 07:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)
They literally think there is nothing easier than farming: stick a seed in the ground, water it, and food comes up. But they won't regret being wrong, because they'll have the thrill of forcing someone else to do the hard work at gunpoint.
I sincerely believe that sociopaths and narcissists are so empty, they not only lack internal moral values, they don't know how to value anything at all; they need to watch and see what other people prize. Even if they ended up emperor of a pile of actual shit, they would still have the joy of seeing everyone else around wanting to be them and trade places.
Posted by: SciVo at April 15, 2026 07:35 PM (Sy6m/)
For Republicans under 50:
2022: +28 support
2025 -2 support
2026 -16 support
That’s an insane turnaround.
Cucker and Megyn saw how the winds were blowing and got on board.
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 07:35 PM (yzP4d)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 15, 2026 07:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: garrett
>Nah. Only 26mph with 40mph gusts. Unless you're on the freeway, then, watch out!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 07:36 PM (Fbc0I)
I bet the wind is rockin' in Livingston right now!
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 07:30 PM (3JuEJ)
I'm driving hwy 2 in a couple weeks. I'm hoping Spring will be there and not Winter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 07:36 PM (xcxpd)
For Republicans under 50:
2022: +28 support
2025 -2 support
2026 -16 support
That’s an insane turnaround.
Cucker and Megyn saw how the winds were blowing and got on board.
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 07:35 PM (yzP4d)
They are the wind, not the weathervane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 07:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: zombie"
Not really what we had in mind.
Posted by: The Moody Blues at April 15, 2026 07:37 PM (vFG9F)
Those private parts are never really clean. There’s the STDs of hundreds of people in Katie’s cooch. How does any partner get past that? Do you really want to enter the cave of a thousand bats?
Sorry. Just gross.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 07:37 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 15, 2026 07:09 PM (+89TD)
Wow way down from the glory days of the Tea Party wars where they got routed out from their riots.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2026 07:38 PM (Av6i5)
Allrecipes has a recipe for Armadillo Eggs.
The article says they are a Texas BBQ staple.
Has anyone heard of them? They sound delicious.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:38 PM (8avO+)
Not Tea Party, Proud Boys and Patriots.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 07:20 PM (HXT0k)
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I protested Biafra, what do I get?
Or do you youngsters even know what that is?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)
Sounds a lot like Berkeley.
Posted by: The Moody Blahs at April 15, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F)
and how intolerant Americans are of goat and camel fucking.
Posted by: Mohammed bin Mohammed at April 15, 2026 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2026 07:38 PM (Av6i5)
My favorite part was when his trials were ramping up and before he lost his internet local dudes would spot his IRL spots and go there and chase him down and womp on him and his camera dude.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2026 07:40 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)
Probably can't be worse!
Though neither is a good thing, for sure. I'd rather go "Rule by Amish" with a big old "Police force by Chesty Puller" attitude.
Posted by: SimoHayek at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 07:20 PM (HXT0k)
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I protested Biafra, what do I get?
Or do you youngsters even know what that is?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)
Slightly before my political time, but I knew about the country even before the Dead Kennedy's singer Jello Biafra.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM (8avO+)
Hoo boy. Think I'll stick with selfpub slop from Kindle Unlimited
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM (gKWVE)
That means you are going to adding thousands of more people to compete for scarce jobs.
It's not something I relish.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM (XV/Pl)
In the streets of San Fran-psycho, you find encounters of the turd kind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:40 PM (8avO+)
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That just happened to an Islamist livestreaming in NYC
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 07:43 PM (RIvkX)
Is that a lot? Can they call him?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:43 PM (77rzZ)
Well, an old style flip-phone is only good for calls and texts...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:45 PM (ynpvh)
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD71L-dSfd8
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 07:46 PM (tUj8P)
I don't know how some you comment using your phone.
I have fat fingers and it is trying just to send a very short text.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)
It get chippy, but not at the moment. That could change in about 30 minutes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 07:47 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg"
You try keeping this wheel spinning on a diet of Kaboom and Valu-rite.
Posted by: The Hampsters at April 15, 2026 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
I don't know how some you comment using your phone.
I have fat fingers and it is trying just to send a very short text.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)
Voice-to-text, but that can be a minefield, as it's sometimes worse that autocucumber...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:48 PM (ynpvh)
Is that a lot? Can they call him?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)
Thought he was banned on YT because in his trials he was having to scramble to find any live feed to get donations from the US to pay his lawyer.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+)
youtube.com/watch?v=9npjrUUDjLQ
Posted by: gp at April 15, 2026 07:49 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM
Perhaps they couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
Is that a lot? Can they call him?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"
Step it up boys. Here come the fish puns.
Posted by: The Hampsters at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)
These guys have a big third world following, they literally were running his old stuff on Iranian state TV. I mean some of his following is definitely bots and phone farms but he has fans in places like Pakistan and Indonesia. And the more views you get, the more youtube pays.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April
It doesn’t always understand my accent and leads to funny results.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM
Perhaps they couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
I can't ketchup to this at all...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2026 07:51 PM (Iz+f5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM
Perhaps they couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
They'll never ketchup.
Posted by: Buncha wieners at April 15, 2026 07:51 PM (TbWk/)
bought a cheapass burner and a minutes card from the dollar store and never looked back ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2026 07:51 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2026 07:51 PM (Iz+f5)
That's good. It would be nice if all idiots of that kind went to countries that didn't put up with their shit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2026 07:51 PM (Iz+f5)
Think he was in the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ismael at April 15, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)
To my Youtube subscribers:
Call me.
Posted by: Ismael at April 15, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)
That's a whale of a tale right there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:53 PM (ynpvh)
Constructed using stone knives and bear skins.
Posted by: Splock at April 15, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 07:53 PM (uEYKS)
Is that a lot? Can they call him?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)
Thought he was banned on YT because in his trials he was having to scramble to find any live feed to get donations from the US to pay his lawyer.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+)
I don't recall that however I believe the Korean courts forbade him access to recording equipment and internet as a condition of bail. Which was *chef's kiss* perfect
Posted by: Hell on earth for an attention whore at April 15, 2026 07:53 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2026 07:53 PM (P4bJX)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (l/Lfo)
Constructed using stone knives and bear skins.
Posted by: Splock at April 15, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
Alex, what is the sound Spock makes when he fall off a very tall building?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper"
What accent? You sounded normal to me.
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (l/Lfo)
Was it American Graffiti?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 07:55 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (77rzZ)
You're telling us to packet in?
Posted by: Back to the ranch, boys at April 15, 2026 07:55 PM (TbWk/)
These guys have a big third world following, they literally were running his old stuff on Iranian state TV. I mean some of his following is definitely bots and phone farms but he has fans in places like Pakistan and Indonesia. And the more views you get, the more youtube pays.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (uEYKS)
Piker is mostly on Twitch, and is notorious for not having to follow the TOS about threats and insults that get others banned.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:55 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (77rzZ)
You're telling us to packet in?
Posted by: Back to the ranch, boys at April 15, 2026 07:55 PM (TbWk/)
He's putting the squeeze on condiments...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:56 PM (ynpvh)
So, Melbourneites get to appreciate Lucien Freud paintings, too?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:56 PM (77rzZ)
Husband and I have to buy new Kindles. Any Kindles bought up to 2012 will not be supported by Amazon.
You can read what you already have in your library but will no longer be able to download books.
Our Kindles work just fine and it is shitty we have to buy new ones.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:57 PM (3ek7K)
So, Melbourneites get to appreciate Lucien Freud paintings, too?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
And are banned if they put maple syrup on french toast...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 07:56 PM (77rzZ)
It's green.
Posted by: Scotty at April 15, 2026 07:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2026 07:58 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:58 PM (ynpvh)
You can read what you already have in your library but will no longer be able to download books.
Our Kindles work just fine and it is shitty we have to buy new ones.
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:57 PM (3ek7K)
You could get the Kindle app for a pc and use it for downloading. Not sure if there's a way to transfer it to the kindle itself by hitting it over the USB.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 07:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 15, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 07:57 PM (3ek7K)
Both of my kindles work shittily, but they work well enough, so, agreed. F**k that. I won't get another.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 07:59 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM
Perhaps they couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
They'll never ketchup.
Posted by: Buncha wieners
Maybe a Miracle will Whip them into shape.
Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 07:54 PM (l/Lfo)
Nacho ordinary tourist.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:00 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Bulg
>There are too many seasoned commenters here that relish the opportunity to make spicy puns.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (Fbc0I)
If T'cuck were anywhere close to being a Christian he'd understand that calling Jesus a "prophet" is a blasphemous insult to all members of the faith.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:05 PM (lRNKn)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 07:42 PM
Perhaps they couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
They'll never ketchup.
Posted by: Buncha wieners
Maybe a Miracle will Whip them into shape.
Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
A severe dressing-down might do it.
Posted by: Chew them out! at April 15, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 08:06 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bob at April 15, 2026 08:11 PM (8fcNE)
If T'cuck were anywhere close to being a Christian he'd understand that calling Jesus a "prophet" is a blasphemous insult to all members of the faith.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (Y8DZL)
My dad was a hippie before he was a Christian, very big into Eastern religions, and he says that they all fall into one of two categories: either Jesus was just a man -- perhaps a very good man, even a prophet, maybe even a miracle-worker, but no more -- or else we're all God too, just like Jesus. There is nothing euChristian about Islam, which I believe is Satanism rebranded, making the entire concept of "Abrahamic" religion fallacious.
Posted by: SciVo at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (Sy6m/)
He is a prophet.... but also, you know, the Son of God, etc. I'm sure He has many other titles we don't know about from various places in the universe, too.
Posted by: SimoHayek at April 15, 2026 09:07 PM (/ZkOF)
Real Headline: California Provides Sex-Change Procedures to Homeless Illegal Aliens
Christopher Rufo reports at City Journal:
Last month, we received a report from a whistleblower who claimed that illegal aliens were staying in San Francisco's homeless shelters. Following up on the tip, we visited numerous publicly funded shelters in San Francisco, and spoke to employees and residents about their policies, sometimes through a translator. We discovered not only that the shelters were housing illegal immigrants but also that they were apparently housing a population of male-to-female "transgender" illegal aliens, who had hoped to obtain "gender-affirming care." And, to our shock, state and local governments apparently are providing it. St. Vincent De Paul's MSC-South facility is San Francisco's largest homeless shelter, and, in 2024, signed a $66 million service contract with the city. After we arrived at the front entrance, an employee wearing a do-rag and a light green polo shirt showed us around and confirmed that illegal aliens were living there. "You got a few people here from El Salvador. . . . You got a few people here from Venezuela. You got a few people here from a little bit of everywhere," he said. As a rule, he suggested, management instructed employees to refuse cooperation with federal immigration authorities. "When the ICE thing was going around, we all had a meeting, and they told us, 'We ain't letting them in.'" Among the shelter's residents was a group of Hondurans who identified as transgender. During our visit to MSC-South, whose executive director did not respond to a request for comment, we spoke with two Honduran men, "Lyca" and "Alondra," who identified as transgender women. Both indicated that the local government gave them shelter and food. Lyca, who wore long hair and red lipstick, was candid about this arrangement. He confirmed that he was an illegal immigrant and that the shelter doesn't ask questions about immigration status. "Tengo Medi-Cal," he said, referring to the state health-care program, which, under Governor Gavin Newsom, began providing "full scope" coverage to illegal aliens, which includes transgender procedures, or "gender affirming care." He said he was receiving cross-sex hormone therapy--and bore the physical signs of having done so. Alondra, a muscular man in a camouflage shirt and dyed hair tied behind his head, said he had been in the United States after claiming asylum. According to the translator, the city government had offered to pay first and second month's rent on private apartments for him and Lyca. But neither accepted the offer--in Lyca's case, because he might not be able to pay for the apartment after the second month. At the Embarcadero SAFE Navigation Center, a city-funded shelter on the eastern waterfront that did not respond to our comment request, we heard similar stories. "Jacqueline"--a self-identified "trans woman" from Mexico living at the shelter who claimed to be a lawful U.S. resident--indicated that there were illegal aliens living in the shelter. Wearing rouge on his cheeks and a low-cut red shirt, Jacqueline flaunted his large chest. He said that he had gotten transgender hormone treatments, and confirmed that he had received breast implants from the state Medi-Cal program. Though Jacqueline claimed to be a legal resident, he suggested that the state also provides implants to illegal immigrants. "Even though you're undocumented," he said, "you can get them."See the link for video interviews with these Cultural Enrichment Agents.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 05:21 PM (T8m77)
Posted by: DanMan at April 15, 2026 05:22 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 15, 2026 05:22 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 05:22 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: DanMan at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (8uzBS)
Any idea if these cultural enhancers cured cancer or designed a new desalination technique. No?Perhaps Catholic Charities fudged their asylum request forms then.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 05:25 PM (tYGL3)
Joking aside, plastic surgery has always been considered elective, you can live a long time without implants. Why are we paying for this?
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 05:26 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: 496 at April 15, 2026 05:26 PM (PFg0D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 05:27 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Leupold at April 15, 2026 05:30 PM (qxqlo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 05:30 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (vFG9F)
Consider them working on a law to make independent investigation of government wrongdoing illegal, given the very subtle name "Nick Shirley Act." Anyone shocked?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (77rzZ)
Joking aside, plastic surgery has always been considered elective, you can live a long time without implants. Why are we paying for this?
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 05:26 PM (OoFl2)
All the Doctor Mengeles on staff need their camp victims for their little vivisection games.
I hope they don't start hiring Dr Kevorkians to start killing them entirely.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:31 PM (uEYKS)
Trump should just start selling investigator badges for 5 bucks a pop.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Jesus would have provided gender-affirming care! at April 15, 2026 05:33 PM (TbWk/)
They are like cockroaches....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 05:33 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 15, 2026 05:33 PM (V/2nV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:34 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 05:34 PM (0Htd1)
It should be treated as mental illness and those involved committed to the proper facility.
For life.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 05:35 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 05:35 PM (E14OU)
It should be treated as mental illness and those involved committed to the proper facility.
For life.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 05:35 PM (AkEZC)
The Mental Illness is with the doctors, shrinks, and government officials that skim money for them and hide it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 05:36 PM (0Htd1)
Why?
The only thing that comes to mind is that these illegals are getting some sort of federal medical bennies and california is cashing in on it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2026 05:38 PM (0N4FZ)
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Iran Is Demanding War Reparations From These 5 Arab States [Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, and Jordan]
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Their countries slammed into Iranian missles!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)
So? It can take years to evict them.
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)
Even people here have notice how "hetero" this particular scandal is. Look at the viral quote today - "he was like the head frat boy".
Little obvious for my tastes, DNC, but well played, I guess.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 05:38 PM (vE0+H)
Why?
The only thing that comes to mind is that these illegals are getting some sort of federal medical bennies and california is cashing in on it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2026 05:38 PM (0N4FZ)
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Does that come with or without housing? Like a dick in exchange for a paid-for hotel room?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:39 PM (cWLG3)
~~~~~
Speaking of cockroaches, get a load of this:
https://tinyurl.com/44cu3thh
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 05:40 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:34 PM (cWLG3)
¡Está Señora! ¡SEÑORA!
Posted by: Hombre con un pinga grande at April 15, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 05:34 PM (0Htd1)
I hear that at Christmastime he likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 05:41 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 05:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: nerdygirl
>Kimberly Guilfoyle, Ambassador of the United States to Greece, may be able to provide some insight into Governor Brylcreem's perverse proclivities.
I'm sensing a pattern here, amongst the Democrat leadership.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 05:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Enjoy!
Posted by: No Name Today at April 15, 2026 05:42 PM (8mulE)
- Sodom and Gomorrah
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:42 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 05:42 PM (Oy/m2)
https://tinyurl.com/44cu3thh
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 05:40 PM (3ImbR)
You are a horrible horrible person and I hope you never sleep again ever.
Posted by: Like I need more nightmare fuel at April 15, 2026 05:42 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:44 PM (cWLG3)
Yes; I think a man who supposedly drugs women, chokes them and rapes them is wonderful example of masculinity / s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: I want off this fucked-up planet at April 15, 2026 05:46 PM (TbWk/)
CALIFORNIA
Give me your poor , your tired, your huddled masses yearning to have their dicks lopped off!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2026 05:46 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2026 05:47 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Do they put it in a jar and take it home? at April 15, 2026 05:47 PM (TbWk/)
50 The quote today from that "viral" article only helps solidify my theory that Democrats are using this Swalwell palaver to help re-masculinize their party
Yes; I think a man who supposedly drugs women, chokes them and rapes them is wonderful example of masculinity / s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 05:45 PM
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He's also an alcoholic. What a man.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 05:47 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 05:47 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2026 05:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: King Kong at April 15, 2026 05:51 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF)
Democrats still hate men. But they want that Dirty Boy Trump slash Clinton energy back because they think it helped him win.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 05:51 PM (vE0+H)
Institutionalization. It's more humane than the cutting off of body parts to satisfy a compulsion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 05:52 PM (AkEZC)
Hilarious YouTube about the governors of CA and TX having their dogs attacked by a Coyote and how it's handled.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 15, 2026 05:52 PM (wBaIH)
56 OK, this latest revelation is my tipping point for leaving this state. Unbelievable.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 05:47 PM
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I'm old and tired. I don't want to move. But it looks like things are going to keep getting worse. Aside from the state taxes, it hasn't really come to my door yet. But maybe I'm living on borrowed time.
It's like living on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 05:52 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 05:53 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
Yes; I think a man who supposedly drugs women, chokes them and rapes them is wonderful example of masculinity / s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 05:45 PM
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He's also an alcoholic. What a man.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 05:47 PM (azNOR)
The party needs a certain amount of bodies to fill up the ranks of the state and national parties. Swalwell was fine and protected as long as he was useful. Running for governor made him not useful.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 15, 2026 05:55 PM (rGzXG)
Posted by: Crusader at April 15, 2026 05:55 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 05:56 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)
Maybe they should resurrect stories about Democrat Andrew Jackson who certainly wasn't namby pamby.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 05:57 PM (ix8EF)
It's like living on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 05:52 PM (azNOR)
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It's the taxes, it's the cost of gas, it's the lack of good healthcare where I live (the big downside to this area of the central coast), you name it. Add to that a potential 'exit' tax when you move out of the state, it's all bad. I think we are living on borrowed time and once Steyer or Porter becomes governor, totally screwed.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 05:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 05:59 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)
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In a better world the citizenry of that city upon hearing of such bullshit would have already descended upon town hall and informed everyone involved that they could resign their position or hang, their choice.
Posted by: Crusader at April 15, 2026 06:02 PM (TN0g+)
I mean, how many homeless, on drugs, bent over in zombie posture, want to take time to have this surgery? One would think they'd have to sober up and that would squash the consent.
Have they done a study and formed a committee? Voted? LOL. This is so stupid.
If illegal and castrated, a bonus as they will stop raping white girls.
I also don't live in California and pay taxes and don't much care.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 06:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 15, 2026 06:03 PM (glnUu)
They're literally redoing the ad that arguably led to the 2024 Republican victory.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 06:04 PM (n7rxJ)
We could send them to Canada post-op? The pods are there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 06:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 06:05 PM (n5tGW)
CA is beyond f*cked. We should build a wall around it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 06:05 PM (abIsI)
https://tinyurl.com/5hfxhb9x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
I'm glad I'm not wearing a badge.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 06:05 PM (LHPAg)
I would sign a petition to add an amendment to the constitution allowing the states to kick a fellow state out of the union.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 06:07 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
You should see Seattle cleaning up for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Herding up hobos and actually cleaning the streets and the trains.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 06:07 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 06:07 PM (Ia/+0)
And now, here we are.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 15, 2026 06:07 PM (wBaIH)
With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 06:08 PM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/5hfxhb9x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
I'm glad I'm not wearing a badge.
Posted by: Eromero
What kind of life loser does one have to be to be employed by the City of NY in any capacity at this point?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 06:08 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 06:09 PM (zgi54)
Is going to make a great ad against Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: Leupold
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All they have to do is open the Premiere Pro file from 2024, change 2-3 clips, and re-export it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 06:09 PM (n7rxJ)
Then, after a certain amount of time, if the state cannot get their act together, a 2/3rds majority of states could simply throw them out of the country.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 06:09 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Why? They don't own the land. Further, why would you want to give the CCP all of the bases on the coast? Because that's what would happen if you were able to kick them out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 06:09 PM (diia5)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 06:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 06:10 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 06:11 PM (ZxPkt)
We could send them to Canada post-op? The pods are there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
>This is classic 'thinking outside of the box'. Deport to Canada. It's win-win.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 06:12 PM (Fbc0I)
"No way is that a real headline or else the next headline will be '100% of homeless transgenders die of infection'
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2026 06:12 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: Don Black
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies."
-C.S.Lewis
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 06:13 PM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/5hfxhb9x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
I'm glad I'm not wearing a badge.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 06:05 PM (LHPAg)
Part of the problem is their training is shit. We grimly joke about NYPD firing 27 shots at a suspect and killing three bystanders two dogs and a pet goldfish in a kid's bedroom a block away with the suspect unscathed, but this is a hand-to-hand example of the same incompetence. Two rather sizable officers (one of whom is pretty apparently on gear) couldn't get one guy under control and cuffed for several minutes. If they spent more time on grappling and ground technique than learning how to yell "stop resisting" it would be better for cops AND safer for the person getting arrested.
Posted by: NYPD sucks but Mamdani sucks more at April 15, 2026 06:14 PM (TbWk/)
"No way is that a real headline or else the next headline will be '100% of homeless transgenders die of infection'
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2026 06:12 PM (fE6HJ)
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They were immune to COVID, but THIS would require decent hygeine and superficially sanitary living conditions, and constant medical care, to not result in severe infection -- one might think.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 06:15 PM (cWLG3)
It's like living on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 05:52 PM (azNOR)
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It's the taxes, it's the cost of gas, it's the lack of good healthcare where I live (the big downside to this area of the central coast), you name it. Add to that a potential 'exit' tax when you move out of the state, it's all bad. I think we are living on borrowed time and once Steyer or Porter becomes governor, totally screwed.
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 05:57 PM (kX27y)
I feel fortunate, blessed actually, to have achieved escape velocity from California before it becomes a black hole. To all of you seeking a way out, prayers that you find it. To those willing to stand and fight, prayers that you successfully turn the tide. My son will most likely be relocating back there in another year. Fervent prayers for his protection..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 15, 2026 06:15 PM (nbLIj)
Because it's like refusing to divorce your cheating wife but allowing her to live with you in your house with her boyfriend.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:16 PM (V4IXI)
Even worse then, for when it is isn't "sincere", just power exercised to push people around.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 06:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
We saw the writing on the wall and left in '87.
Good luck to you.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 06:17 PM (T8m77)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 06:09 PM (uEYKS)
I'd vote for reverting to a territory. Don't want some stupid former state becoming a Chinese vassal.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 06:17 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 06:17 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 06:17 PM (zgi54)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 06:17 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Indy Bill at April 15, 2026 06:18 PM (X6hcS)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 15, 2026 06:18 PM (+89TD)
Because it's like refusing to divorce your cheating wife but allowing her to live with you in your house with her boyfriend.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
>Can he cook? Clean? Do laundry? Mow the lawn?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 06:19 PM (Fbc0I)
Why? They don't own the land. Further, why would you want to give the CCP all of the bases on the coast? Because that's what would happen if you were able to kick them out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 06:09 PM (diia5)
That would be terrible!
Posted by: Dang Sun at April 15, 2026 06:19 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Indy Bill at April 15, 2026 06:18 PM (X6hcS)
Should be a requirement for Section 8, EBT and WIC. Intergenerational welfare dependency would plummet.
Posted by: A modest proposal at April 15, 2026 06:19 PM (TbWk/)
Kicking California out of the Union is not the thing to do. Instead, crush the Communist usurper government and reclaim the place.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 06:20 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Dang Sun at April 15, 2026 06:21 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:21 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 06:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Exactly. I realized long ago that nothing from the Left is sincere.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ghost of Chicken at April 15, 2026 06:22 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
No, he drinks all your beer, grinds out his coals in the rug, orders takeout with your credit card, runs up the cable ppv bill with porn, and leaves upper deckers in the shitter.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 06:22 PM (zgi54)
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 06:23 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
We saw the writing on the wall and left in '87.
Good luck to you.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 06:17 PM (T8m77)
The company I was working for closed our data center and offered us jobs in North Hollywood, CA back in 88. None us took the offer and opted for unemployment instead. Although, I did get a very nice week long "fact finding" trip out of it. Unfortunately, I didn't find affordable housing at Disneyland, Universal Studies, Santa Monica pier and so on.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 06:23 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:23 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Accomack at April 15, 2026 06:24 PM (nLdZ2)
Posted by: Accomack at April 15, 2026 06:24 PM (nLdZ2)
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Hope VA survives its governor.
Posted by: Dang Sun at April 15, 2026 06:25 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:27 PM (yAteE)
When I was a kid and the local Lockheed operation closed down in Louisiana, my father was given a 6 month temp assignment in Southern CA . At the end he could decide if he wanted a permanent position.
He chose to become unemployed in Louisiana rather than having to move to CA. That's how much he hated CA hippies.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 06:27 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
No, he drinks all your beer, grinds out his coals in the rug, orders takeout with your credit card, runs up the cable ppv bill with porn, and leaves upper deckers in the shitter.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
>So she's shacking up with my best friend. I knew it!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 06:29 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 06:15 PM (cWLG3)
An open wound for the rest of a short life.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 06:29 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: yoeman at April 15, 2026 06:30 PM (r2U0A)
Posted by: because you can never have enough NOODers at April 15, 2026 06:31 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 06:27 PM (yAteE)
Yo!
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 06:34 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at April 15, 2026 07:36 PM (bexpN)
Here We Go Again: Latest Leftwing Pope Attacks Trump for Sealing the Border, Attacking Islamic Occupation Forces in Iran
As many have pointed out, this brave moral voice kept absolutely stumm when Iran was killing 30-45,000 of its own people. But now he finds his voice.
And weirdly, he speaks with a vague Italian/Spanish accent, despite being an American citizen. Is he one of those weak men who put on the accent of whatever city or country they're currently standing in? Trump sure thinks he's weak:
Cynical PubliusThe pope was anti-Trump before becoming pope -- and then covered that up.
@CynicalPublius Well it looks like the Pope’s interference in American politics is still top of the news cycle, so I want to repeat something. The Democrat/Media Complex deliberately set this up so faithful Catholics would be forced to choose: Trump or your faith? That’s a false dichotomy. The Pope is speaking on politics, offering his opinion only and he is not speaking ex cathedra. You are not obligated to agree with the Pope in these matters where he speaks as an ordinary human. If you are a Catholic, you can still support Trump, and disagree with what the Pope is saying about the Iran War and American politics, and still remain true to your Catholic faith. Please do not fall for the either/or con job.
New Pope Leo XIV previously criticized Trump’s immigration stance in a tweet from 2015.
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) May 8, 2025
Robert Prevost described Trump’s “anti-immigrant rhetoric” as “so problematic.”
While in his last post on his X account, from April 2025 he retweeted a post critical of the deportation of… pic.twitter.com/fhqoGNzzHE
Hal Lambert suggests Pope Leo called out President Trump to damage Republican’s Catholic vote in the midterms, after meeting with Obama strategist. pic.twitter.com/XwuInObQwI
— JOSH DUNLAP (@JDunlap1974) April 15, 2026
David Axelrod met with the Pope last week, a few days later the Pope attacked President Trump on Iran.
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) April 13, 2026
Then last night three liberal Cardinals attacked president Trump on 60 minutes
This was all coordinated by Barrack Obama to break Trump's catholic base before the midterms https://t.co/5dVAN5GOYo
Trump is 100% correct on the Pope.
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) April 13, 2026
The dude is a liberal disgrace.
pic.twitter.com/f2j5Tr22sV
"I'm not gonna speak for the president. I'm speaking for myself, a lifelong Catholic," Homan said. "I wish they'd stay out of immigration because they don't know what they're talking about. Because if they wore my shoes for forty years and talked to a nine-year-old girl that got raped multiple times, or stood in the back of a tractor-trailer, with nineteen dead aliens at my feet, including a five-year-old boy that baked to death. If they understood the atrocities that happen on an open border, I think their opinion would change."Video: "I wish the pope would stay out of politics and focus on fixing the church." By the way, Gay Mexican Nazi Nick Fuentes declared Trump to be the "anti-Christ" so that is now all three of the Nazi podcasters (Tuq'r, Cavernous, Gay Mexican Nazi) who have stated that Trump is "satanic" or the "anti-Christ" in the past week. As the meme puts it: Know the op when you see it.
No amount of Vatican commentary changes what Homan saw with his own eyes. "And I welcome a discussion with any of them, because they don't understand illegal immigration is not a victimless crime. Where President Trump had the most secure border in the lifetime of this nation, right now, lives are being saved. He's saving thousands of lives a year because he has a secure border," Homan explained. "Human traffickers are out of business, right? The cartels are going bankrupt because of that secure border. I wish they'd understand that. Because if they did, I think they'd have a different opinion." This is the argument the church -- and frankly most of the media -- never wants to sit with. Secure borders don't just protect American citizens. They protect migrants from the predators who exploit open-border chaos for profit. Letting that happen would be inhumane, which is why the Trump administration is putting an end to illegal immigration.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:20 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:21 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:22 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2026 04:22 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 04:22 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (q6tQZ)
Ace, he did spend a lot of years in Peru, speaking Spanish.
On the other hand, maybe it's just an affectation.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: Inogame
Even we Protestants liked him, for helping to bring down the commies.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (fFWWe)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (M7rua)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (M7rua)
So, the accent is honest and expected...you start to sound like where you live, especially if it's been decades since you've been home for an extended period.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (guGkK)
The memes of the Anti-Christ appointing an anti-Pope would flow.
Still raining. Ground is mostly dry. I have a Generac. Available to neighbours if needed. Still, I hope power stays on....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:27 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2026 04:27 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2026 04:27 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (guGkK)
He's The Groove
He's the man
He's the Pope in the Vatican
youtu.be/c3jYacURQGU
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU GROOVE
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
Trust me, if you speak another language full time long enough you get the accent.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (E14OU)
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They got a lot of secret sex yatchs there?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: All Pope All The Time at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (KNo99)
2. Vance and Rubio are both Catholic and the presumptive next GOP nominees, so the globalist left, of which the faction controlling the Vatican seems to be a part of, needs to get the wedge in early to stop Catholics from voting conservative.
3. 70% of the RCC membership is now in third world countries, so the pro open borders pandering won't stop.
4. Roe never would have been overturned without Trump but it seems open borders are more important than stopping abortion.
Posted by: brak at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (jGJov)
That's latin darling. Apparently Disinformation Expert Ace is an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Posted by: Confused, drunk Temu Doc Holliday at April 15, 2026 04:29 PM (JCZqz)
Even if not, poetry. Sing it Gunny!
‘Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?’
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xHq83)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2026 04:30 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (M7rua)
Except for the accent.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 04:30 PM (fFWWe)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Not at all. Heck, we often fine out our local pastor.
And by 'we,' I'm talking about weekly attendees.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 04:31 PM (gpQ8/)
There are plenty of opportunities to exercise wonderful acts of charity outside of the church. Since church leadership likes the $$$ so much, this is how change can be affected.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 04:31 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 04:31 PM (yAteE)
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Buildings don't love illegal immigrants.
Democrats do.
Posted by: In the spirit of Donald Rumsfeld at April 15, 2026 04:31 PM (KNo99)
I want Homan to be Pope.
As a new Catholic I honestly don't think anyone who voted for Trump regrets their vote. I don't and never will. No one has mentioned squat about the pope in the past six months that I talk to. No worries.
Not worried about the mid-terms, mostly because things will happen even if I did worry. Therefore I won't and never do unless I can control it.
Granted, now President Trump needs to ignore Leo. Let little Leo boil into a tantrum and fling his miter and other gear.
The still photo of the cardinals makes me laugh a bit. Constipated and horny and mean looking slobs. If I had to give them confession I'd probably make up stuff to see what they'd do (I look the priest in the eye).
I figure my accent is unique and I'd be figured out anyway, so why not go in with my list since age 12yrs and tell it all (most of it or I would have been there all day). And I'm Pretti Good all in all, considering the weirdos out there today influencing. I used to be a good girl til I started posting here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (WONhk)
And by rock band, I mean live musical accompaniment at nightclubs in a certain area of Miami, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Zombie Dave Barry at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (7/xuQ)
Hence, the Inquisition.....GET THE COMFY CHAIR because...NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (dIske)
The Church did this to build a bulwark (there's that word) against communism in Latin America.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (FtULh)
No. That's never been the case.
There's a role regarding dogma and ratification of the results of ecumenical councils but generally the pope is not binding.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Are you familiar with the website Novus Ordo Watch, because that is exactly their position.
Even though I'm a lifelong Protestant, I must say that, going by their logic, they are correct.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
1. No.
2. We ideally don't hear about everything the Pope says.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Way back when at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (KNo99)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (FtULh)
No.
There are specific rulings that come up every 300 years or so that define what being Catholic is and if you don't buy them, you are out. Last one was in 1860s.
Besides that you can decide if what he's saying is relevant or not. Open borders is obviously not a religious question and never has been. He has security for himself, of course.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)
Fake, in other words. PINO.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)
You'd think the Pope would understand this. He's a stooge.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: It's me donna
They don't abide by everything Jesus and God say in the Bible. Why would the Pope get special authority?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)
This was true of Francis as well... lots of stupid opinions.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 04:34 PM (T8m77)
Posted by: It's me donna
This where the "Ex Cathedra" comes from. Translated as "From the Chair" and is to be taken as infallible. It hasn't been invoked since like 1950.
So, anything the popes says outside of that is their personal belief/opinion.
No doubt there are Catholics out there that take whatever a pope says as 100% gospel. Pity, them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 04:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
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I guess gnats aren't real tough negotiators.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 04:34 PM (strjf)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 04:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (M7rua)
John Paul II was a masculine Pope, too. Fought against the Nazis in the underground, and defied the USSR. Dude was a mensch.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
Fake, in other words. PINO.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)
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Maybe when he's politicking, like his hero Hilary Clinton.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
I think the two JPs were pretty good, though I haven't studied it in depth.
The one before this one literally set up graven images in the Vatican, the knucklehead. Catholics went in and tossed them in the Tiber River.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (E14OU)
There are plenty of opportunities to exercise wonderful acts of charity outside of the church. Since church leadership likes the $$$ so much, this is how change can be affected.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 04:31 PM (N39Ws)
Wrong - the correct response is to get on your Church's financial board and be the change you want.
The Pope gets one collection a year - skip that if you want.
But support your own Church community and its path. This should make you volunteer and give more, not less.
As they say "Be the change you want to see"...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (oSeBJ)
and then at least part of the Church embraced Revolutionary Theology, which recast Marxist thought in Biblical terms.
And then fomented revolution, and screamed about the inviolability of the robe when their activists got arrested
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Inogame
Kissed a Koran. There's pictures.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Giving the same speech in the same manner to the Pope, he would have indeed have seen the face of God.
And who is Orange Julius?
https://y.yarn.co/3e87a2c0-e900-4bd8-a1c6-452125e2a0f0.mp4
"The difference between a civilian and a citizen? A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not."
LET'S GO BRANDON
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 15, 2026 04:36 PM (K9ch3)
Posted by: Bulg
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And wasn't a believer in zero-sum economics.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 04:36 PM (gpQ8/)
They get their Pope info from Media Influencers.
That's problematic, to begin with.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 04:36 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 04:32 PM (oSeBJ)
and then at least part of the Church embraced Revolutionary Theology, which recast Marxist thought in Biblical terms.
And then fomented revolution, and screamed about the inviolability of the robe when their activists got arrested
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (rbvCR)
The US Catholic Church also saw a lot of communist infiltrators in the 20th century. Not that there aren't commies today, they're just open about it instead of infiltrating.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)
The same Joy who said just yesterday that "Jesus was a narcissist."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Oldcat
Serious question: Do you think JPI was offed by the Vatican Bank and that weird secret org (Opus Dei?)?
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (yAteE)
I'd like to see Trump sort of judo the Epstein stuff and ask the Pope to do more to wrangle in the rampant pedophilia that has been hidden.
Posted by: Leupold at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (qxqlo)
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Its not hard. Communism is a heresy. Its politics treated as religion. It gets criticized by The Popes for a long time because it denies God and replaces him with the State. Its not the difference between representative democracy vs a parliamentary system. Catholic and orthodox Christian theology rightly criticizes Communism as evil. Because it is. Plenty of critique for unrestrained capitalism also. It capitalism is an effective way to create wealth and increase resources. BUt is must be fairly regulated and the Church MUST exist to assist those who are left behind or can't compete. This is fundamental. You must give to the poor. Almsgiving is not negotiable.
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (OoFl2)
"Pope Leo declares the rape, grooming, murder of white girls in England is fine. Same for murder of white girls in USA. Barbarians need an outlet as they escape their country's stife. Do not be afraid of Islam."
"Pope Leo opens Vatican gates for migrants to sleep inside the walls."
"Pope Leo denies socilism and influence by David Axlerod."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Avi at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
*locks pipe wrench onto papal nose*
Posted by: Moe Howard at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ok, I'll go there at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (KNo99)
Leo said the same type of anti-war stuff that his predecessors
have been saying sure m for decades. Trump's predecessors were savvy enough to smile and nod, then go about their business. But not Trump. He can't let a criticism go; he always responds like a gangsta rapper who just got dissed.
You don't want to hear this, but conservative/traditional Catholics are pretty fond of Leo. They don't always agree with him, but the first year of his papacy has been refreshing after a decade-plus of what at times felt like mistreatment from Francis. So they're inclined to stick up for him if they think an attackn is unfair or unnecessary.
Think of it this way: you don't always agree with your wife, you can even get in big fights with her. But you'll never ever let someone else talk shit about her. That's where conservative Catholics are with Leo. I've been in traditional Catholic online spaces for a long time and I've never seen the uniformity around defending the Pope that I've seen this week.
Truck needs to fix this. He must find humility that he probably doesn't have. Because he's going to need Caolic votes.
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (SycrK)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
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Sometimes that 3 dollars isn't a bargain.. My Husband was a Masonry Contractor and lost many a job to "By the hour" Hispanics... One particular job was the funniest... It seems the "lower" bid crew took so long and did such a shitty job that the owner was out way more money then if he had taken My Husbands bid... And my Husband had insurance and was bonded.... Not so for the others...Had to be torn out
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ok, I'll go there at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (KNo99)
*AHEM*
Posted by: Pope Joan at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: one hour sober
RIP, Lucille.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
The Pope gets one collection a year - skip that if you want.
But support your own Church community and its path. This should make you volunteer and give more, not less.
As they say "Be the change you want to see"...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL)
Been on the Pastoral Council, chaired it for several years. This is an advisory position at best. The bishop owns the buildings, and ultimately controls financial assets.
I try to be the change you want to see through my volunteering and charitable acts.
And Peter's Pence collection has been missed by house OCiS for many years.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (N39Ws)
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Those atrocities are why you must have open borders.
- Pope's Political Conscience
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (okun6)
That's why I'm pointing out the Church's support of real-live Nazis. They said it was to fight against communism, but here they are, calling for communism.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 04:40 PM (oSeBJ)
The collapse of the Church is not a good thing.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (ndZc7)
That House Banking scandal would not break until the 90's.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)
We was all on the cover of Newsweek.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (strjf)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: Ok
They have cooties.
I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: pookysgirl, gently teasing her Catholic brethren at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (Wt5PA)
after all the news about the record number of converts and the younger generations being increasingly traditional and looking into catholicism, the Vatican reminds many that the Church is just as compromised by the left as most of the mainline Protestant churches people have been leaving
Posted by: brak at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Oldcat
Serious question: Do you think JPI was offed by the Vatican Bank and that weird secret org (Opus Dei?)?
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)
No, although me and some friends did put out the rumor that he was going undercover and didn't really die at the time.
At the time, he was something of a placeholder to start a revitalization of the sagging Vatican though not powerful enough to carry it through. John Paul II was ready to really carry a message across the Iron Curtain himself to East Europe and then to the rest of the world though his tours.
That's why he was shot at, not JPI
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL)
*fistbump*
Posted by: A certain German monk at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Ok, I'll go there at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (KNo99)
[nods] Pope Joan
The reason the Cardinals are supposed to assure themselves that the new pope candidate has testicles.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Neither is the collapse of the UK but what are you going to do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Monica at April 15, 2026 04:43 PM (cRv5R)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ok, I'll go there at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (KNo99)
Isn't there a special chair in the Vatican where the papal candidate has to sit to allow the cardinals to confirm that he has testicles? I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:43 PM (guGkK)
I fell down a home inspector rabbit hole on YouTube and saw brand new million-dollar houses where the drywall was not only off-square, it was bowed. It looked OK but it was sufficiently non-flat that you couldn't hang a picture. Also the kitchen island would move if you pushed it, leaks in all the plumbing (including gas!), electrical shenanigans (incorrectly wired 3-way switches, circuits that were a dead short and you couldn't turn the breaker on), and much more.
So yeah, the illegal labor is a real bargain.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:43 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)
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Be a Whoopi and Joy sandwich? I wouldn't wish that on anyone, except maybe Obama.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 04:44 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: brak at April 15, 2026 04:44 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Rufus.we.sm at April 15, 2026 04:44 PM (f+9pV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:44 PM (FtULh)
Lawrence ODonnell level.
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 04:44 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (tOcjL)
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I'm not so sure about that. Some of his accent is definitely affected. I've got relatives who have been here in the US for decades and came here in their late teens, and they still have a brogue.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 04:45 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Bulg
No but, thanks for the link.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 04:45 PM (abIsI)
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Iran is an Islamic theocracy. What is the point of the leader of the Catholic Church saying that Iran is bad? Are they going to listen to him? Do you think Leo was endorsing those murders?
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:45 PM (SycrK)
Posted by: Cicero
From what I've read, the whole Pope Joan thing is ridiculous, but it gained enough traction to make the cardinals to take at least a semblance of preventive action.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
That is "District Court Judge" I will have you know.
- District Court Judge
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 04:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 04:46 PM (1wjle)
Hard to rate the offering up of Catholic adherents to Islam or the CCP by the Pope as worse.
People have died; extreme Ghandi-level acceptance and pacifism.
Silence is complicity.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:46 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 04:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:43 PM (2ocoG)
and apparently so is code enforcement on new builds.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR)
my friend Boston Irish felt that it was okay for women to adopt the accent of wherever they were living but any man who did so was "weak."
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (Oy/m2)
McElroy
Tobin -of New Jersey (nighty night baby - google him)
McElroy -
Clergy Sexual Abuse Allegations
McCarrick Cover-up Accusations: In 2016, McElroy received information from psychotherapist Richard Sipe detailing allegations of abuse by then-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick. Critics argue McElroy failed to take adequate action on these reports until national scandals broke in 2018.
San Diego Bankruptcy: As Bishop of San Diego, he led the diocese into Chapter 11 bankruptcy in June 2024 to address over 450 sexual abuse claims. Attorneys for victims accused the move of being a tactic to delay or deny fair compensation.
Case Handling: He has been specifically criticized for delaying the removal of a priest in San Diego who admitted to "satanic ritual abuse".
Cupich - I will not even bother. . .
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)
The pope earns a monthly stipend of approximately $33,000, which totals about $405,600 annually. However, the Vatican also provides for the pope's housing, food, and other expenses.
Offsetting that is that the Vatican has all sorts of treasures you could make use of I assume, without selling them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I don't know if that's a criticism for not actually linking the site, but I don't try that because I'm not tech savvy enough to pull it off without getting huge italicized, emboldened margins or something.
But just google "Novus Ordo Watch" and you'll find it soon enough.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)
Sure, but roughly zero people forget their native accent when they learn another language, even when they can nail the other language.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG)
which means (to me) he renounced his US citizenship (since he added Peru as an adult)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
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But the Pope doesn't want the story to be about illegal aliens committing heinous crimes, or the migrants crashing the borders young and old and dying in the process. He wants America's border dissolved. In his ludicrous mind, that would solve the crime element. Somehow. Never mind the crushing of the economy, the collapse of our system. He just wants the damned border dissolved.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 04:49 PM (qBdHI)
liberal expats I know are always very quick with the laid-on-thick espanol accent
dudes! you're from Pennsy! stooooopppppp
it's an affectation
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2026 04:41 PM (tYGL3)
I can't wait til they chisel his frigging ring.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 04:49 PM (snZF9)
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No. That is not the Pope. When you have one, its pretty obvious. When you don't it is also obvious.
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 04:49 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:49 PM (SycrK)
Mamdani’s Video Chief Called October 7 Mastermind Yahya Sinwar a Hero
SCOOP @J_Insider via @WillBredderman: "Zohran Mamdani’s video chief lauded Hamas chief Yahya Sinwar"
"The Oct. 7 mastermind died in ‘heroic’ style, according to Donald Borenstein, director of video for the Mamdani campaign and City Hall"
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Borenstein. Muzzle name. By the way, We Don't Need Another Hero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (ndZc7)
the RCC makes major bank on human trafficking
that's all this is
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (j+aD2)
No criticism, I have never heard of that organization. Thanks again.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (FtULh)
I don't think its a sensible attack to impact Catholics, its more Protestanty to worry about imminent end days. The Pope was trying to calm that down in 1000 AD or even earlier.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)
after all the news about the record number of converts and the younger generations being increasingly traditional and looking into catholicism, the Vatican reminds many that the Church is just as compromised by the left as most of the mainline Protestant churches people have been leaving
Posted by: brak at April 15, 2026 04:42 PM (jGJov)
Didn't stop me from converting a month ago.
Please keep in mind that nothing stops me, which was known since I was a toddler. Ok, sometimes my husband stops me, but not often as I am a Freebird.
Our large parish is growing all the time. I honestly don't think Leo has the pull he thinks he has except with bishops and people who were liberal anyway. No worries.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)
The same Joy who said just yesterday that "Jesus was a narcissist."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
>And didn't Whoopi do that crazy nun thing for shits and giggles? There were a lot of Sister Goldbergs at the nunnery at my catholic elementary school.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)
they are often really wrong
I care if my parish priest is an asshole tho
we got rid of one really fast
he was a former professor too!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:51 PM (j+aD2)
after all the news about the record number of converts and the younger generations being increasingly traditional and looking into catholicism, the Vatican reminds many that the Church is just as compromised by the left as most of the mainline Protestant churches people have been leaving
Posted by: brak at April 15, 2026
I do not think there is a mass exodus by any stretch. I also think it’s fantastic there is interest in being Catholic, just like I love the fact our Church is standing room only for all services. Things can only get better when there are more of strong faith out there. But if the response to me and those like me is don’t let the door hit ya, well okay, I won’t.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:51 PM (OoFl2)
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I'm a conservative, traditional Catholic and I am not fond of Leo or his antics--at all. As I said on X, I never thought we could end up with a pope who was worse that Francis, but I was wrong. Very wrong. Leo is worse because he is in obvious cahoots with leftists, specifically Obama and his people.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 04:51 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (FtULh)
There's really not much upper movement after you've been Hitler almost longer than any man in history.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)
that's all this is
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:50 PM (j+aD2)
That judge smuggling that illegal in Wisconsin used to be big in Catholic Charities. I assume the traffickers infiltrated that just as they did our legal system and judges and protestant churches.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+)
he was a former professor too!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:51 PM (j+aD2)
Annnd we're back to Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bulg The Catholic church is owned by the Pontif. He doesn't need a salary.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (T8m77)
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Iran is an Islamic theocracy. What is the point of the leader of the Catholic Church saying that Iran is bad? Are they going to listen to him? Do you think Leo was endorsing those murders?
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:45 PM (SycrK)
What's your justification for supporting Iran's regime? He is not merely being silent but supporting their government and by extension nuclear proliferation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (okun6)
Code enforcement is probably paid off. And the builders would tell buyers after a failed inspection that they have to buy it as-is or get sued for millions. I imagine a lot of lawyers would be delighted to represent the buyer if they were serious about that threat, but basically every buyer just gives in at that point.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 04:46 PM (1wjle)
an accent is learned muscle memory. How the R and L is pronounced in various parts of the world, as opposed to the US and Asia is quite different, and quite diagnostic to origins as well. The vowels as well, since English pronounces them "funny" as opposed to most Indo-European languages. In Spanish there are certain sounds that never appear together, and some that don't appear at all. Spanish is phonetically and linguistically very similar to Italian.
Also, I suspect he mostly speaks Italian at the Vatican
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:45 PM (SycrK)
And America is a Catholic nation?
Does Leo think Trump is going to listen to him?
Leo can't even condemn the wholesale slaughter of civilians, but he can sure as shit condemn President Trump.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 04:53 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG)
On Tousi Live today I heard the Crown Prince of Iran speaking English with hardly an accent at all.
Well. I must go do something other than play here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:53 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 04:53 PM (YwEeS)
Rand Paul voted with the dems.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 15, 2026 04:53 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2026 04:54 PM (xvV+O)
“We need to understand Bergoglio’s [the previous Commie Pope] fraudulent operation: he wants to take the conflict between the immigrationist-woke Deep Church and the Trump Administration to the next level, “dogmatizing” the duty to welcome illegal immigrants and thus forcing American Catholics to see Trump as an enemy of the Catholic Church. In short, he is trying, according to his characteristic modus operandi, to turn President Trump into an adversary in order to undermine his support from Catholic voters. American Catholics, however, have seen through the fraud! …
What has been emerging in the United States since President Trump’s inauguration is only the tip of the iceberg of a vast subversive system that involves all Western states.
These are not isolated cases of corruption, but a planned occupation that the globalist Left considers indispensable in order to gain power and, once it has appropriated that power, use it for the establishment of a totalitarian regime. The Deep Church uses the offerings of the faithful to spread heresies, normalize vice and perversion, Islamize Christian nations, desecrate our churches and altars, and ...
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2026 04:54 PM (DWUH5)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2026 04:54 PM (oji8u)
The economic dependence of the institution is made possible by the corruption and blackmail of its leaders, because if the Catholic Church were governed by good, incorruptible, and non-blackmailable pastors, they would never accept her enslavement to the interests of a power that is openly enemy of Christ, nor would they allow themselves to be bought out of thirst for money or career ambitions.
The first undeniable reality, however terrible and shocking, is the complicity of the Bergoglian Church with the criminal system organized by the globalist elite: we must take note that the betrayal of the rulers toward their fellow citizens is mirrored by the betrayal of the pastors toward their flock. This places the entire ruling class, that is subservient to the globalist elite, in a condition of illegitimacy – I would even say of high treason – to which justice must be done.”
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2026 04:54 PM (DWUH5)
Posted by: Max Power
Well, at least thus far, we've avoided Pope Whoopi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:54 PM (ndZc7)
==
Exactly. That's all part of the plan.
Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 15, 2026 04:55 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 04:51 PM (3ImbR)
Ditto.
Restore the Latin Rite. Get the bishops to reinstate Holy Eucharist in both Species in all of the parishes (mine does NOT. Only a few in the NH diocese do). Then I'll reconsider my position.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 04:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: IrishEi ?!
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I'm not going to try to check your Catholic card here dude but there's no way that Leo is worse than Francis in any dimension. If you have a traditionalist Catholic bone in your body, you hated the way that Francis treated Catholics who preferred the tridentine liturgy as if they had some sort of mental illness. Leo has backed way off of that. And he hasn't openly embraced fags the way Francis did
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:55 PM (SycrK)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 15, 2026 04:55 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
You're welcome. I learn a lot about Catholicism from that site.
One of its best features is when they trash on the design of modern Catholic church buildings. As a fan of traditional Western architecture, some of the modern church designs (Protestant as well as Catholic) are repellant to me. It's fun to read that site's takedown of modernist Catholic churches.
I hope you like the site.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 04:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: troyriser at April 15, 2026 04:56 PM (DPeYO)
I saw the flip side of that today: if Trump was playing 5D chess, what would he be doing differently? The deal on the Malaysian strait and then the business with Hormuz are absolutely grabbing Xi by the pussy.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:56 PM (2ocoG)
we got rid of one really fast
he was a former professor too!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 04:51 PM (j+aD2)
yes, we had a pastor that was unliked. He came after the death of the first pastor of the parish, who had been there for like 50 years and was a virtual saint. They brought in another pastor after a bit and the second guy got to live in the parish house until he passed away.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
Over 3,000 attended Easter Sunrise Service on the beach at the FloraBama.
I was Flora'd.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 04:56 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:56 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:57 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: I'm just going to leave this here at April 15, 2026 04:57 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:57 PM (ndZc7)
Paul's commitment to self-determined, suicidal ideological purity is turning homicidal for the nation. Ego-driven buffoonery.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2026 04:58 PM (oji8u)
2245 The Church, because of her commission and competence, is not to be confused in any way with the political community. She is both the sign and the safeguard of the transcendent character of the human person. "The Church respects and encourages the political freedom and responsibility of the citizen." 52
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 04:58 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:58 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)
the weirdest sensation in the world is code confusion between languages. I say that because I made my living as a bilingual and had those moments.
I have no opinion on what your friend thought. He sounds proud.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (rbvCR)
Counterpoint. Bullshit. The Pope is just a man not a divine creature. He was elected by other men not the hand of God. When he stays in his lane and preaches his faith to Catholics nobody cares.
When he takes off his hat, plots with Democrat activists and goes after Trump's policies Trump would be an idiot to ignore it specifically because there are people who will blindly follow the Pope.
As noted above numerous religions have made huge amounts of money importing illegals into the US. That's not church, that's state. You don't get immunity from criticism when you do things that affect non-Catholics just because you wear a funny hat.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:57 PM (ndZc7
Did he really ? ... Gotta love him...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Maybe rethink this whole papal bull-shit thing at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Ace at April 15, 2026 04:46 PM (1wjle
If you are living there for a long time and not around your native accent, you do pick up one and lose the other, just maybe not as heavy as a person who lived there forever. See Harry losing just a bit of his accent (well, actually he is picking up our accent). J has a VERY heavy southern drawl. He also speaks fluent Italian and has lived in Italy off and on his entire life. It takes exactly 2 days in Italy and he has an Italian accent, he also rarely speaks English there. Which is annoying to me, because I don’t speak Italian, but that is another post. It takes exactly 2 days at home and he is back to Southern gentleman.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (OoFl2)
Restore the Latin Rite. Get the bishops to reinstate Holy Eucharist in both Species in all of the parishes (mine does NOT. Only a few in the NH diocese do). Then I'll reconsider my position.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 04:55 PM (N39Ws)
I wouldn't go that far, though having a Latin mass for those who want it is fine. I always liked the Greek and Latin prayers. But I don't think Vatican II was totally wrong for wanting what was going on in the mass to be understandable to the parishioners as a whole.
A good part of Protestantism's success was getting the Bible in the native tongue of the people so that they could read it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:00 PM (8avO+)
And if the Pope isn't willing to call Islam heresy and tolerates it, well...fuck him. Hell hungers for his soul, may he go down into the grey darkness until it's time to burn.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 05:00 PM (xcxpd)
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They are hoping and praying that he will roll back Francis actions suppressing the latin mass. They don't want to make him mad because they think there is a chance he will be 'reasonable". Its not that they think he is particularly conservative or orthodox or catholic.
Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 15, 2026 05:00 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 05:00 PM (T8m77)
The Church has a long-standing Just War Doctrine, which Leo has abandoned for an infantile "Orange War Bad!", just as Axelrod demanded.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (DWUH5)
That said, a lot of them are coming for economic reasons, but they should change that where they are too, communism always destroys everything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (n5tGW)
Fixed it for ya.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (3ImbR)
But also, why are there almost no Christians in Algeria, Mr. Pope, when it used to be a majority Christian country?
The darker conspiracy is that the book he signed was the Golden Book (idk wtf that is) which finalized the agreement between the Vatican and the muslim that the muslim will be the army for the Vatican.
Of course, I don't understand the "for what?" part.
I think it's something to do with claiming the pope is the antichrist?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)
nor should you get it from Catholics for things that affect them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (vFG9F)
Why? He has no children. Presumably, he has no expenses for which he must pony up the cash.
This isn't intended as a diss, just a question.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:02 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: It's me donna
No. Attempted humor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:02 PM (ndZc7)
Darn... I wish he had
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 05:03 PM (FtULh)
The reason the Cardinals are supposed to assure themselves that the new pope candidate has testicles.
Posted by: Kindltot
Maybe she was a Trans male. Genitals don't determine gender!!! Trans people have always existed!!!
Posted by: Trantifa at April 15, 2026 05:03 PM (JCZqz)
Why? He has no children. Presumably, he has no expenses for which he must pony up the cash."
I'm sure he gives it all away.
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 05:04 PM (XuXeR)
Why? He has no children. Presumably, he has no expenses for which he must pony up the cash.
This isn't intended as a diss, just a question.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)
The vow of poverty is really more of a suggestion.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 15, 2026 05:04 PM (oSeBJ)
Over 3,000 attended Easter Sunrise Service on the beach at the FloraBama.
I was Flora'd.
Posted by: one hour sober at April
I love it for you that you started going there. From what I understand, it is very similar to where I go. I may pop in one day with Magnolia, my hair stylist.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 05:04 PM (OoFl2)
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Little known fact. Francis officially removed the Vicar of Christ from his titles. Didn't use it. Took it off publications etc. So, arguably he didn't really take the job did he. Then he appointed a bunch of leftists to the college of cards, and you get what you get. . .
Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 15, 2026 05:04 PM (anL5R)
Fixed it for ya.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (3ImbR)
................................
THIS
I am unfazed by this publicity stunt. I would vote for President Trump a 4th time as a Catholic.
At this point President Trump should ignore him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 05:05 PM (WONhk)
Highly reminiscent of the three croaking demons from the "Left Behind" series.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 15, 2026 05:05 PM (/HDaX)
David Axelrod and Bill Ayers live in the same neighborhood, I don't think "Lib" is an accurate description.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Y8DZL)
Now: Trump needs to listen to the Pope, he's the moral paragon of the western world
Posted by: The left at April 15, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)
That's all we need to remember.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2026 05:07 PM (0N4FZ)
Hell Pope Kyle can spend all day washing their feet if he wants.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)
Now: Trump needs to listen to the Pope, he's the moral paragon of the western world
Posted by: The left at April 15, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah, if there's anyone I don't trust about religious issues, it is the mainstream media and leftist power brokers.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 04:47 PM (FtULh)
There's really not much upper movement after you've been Hitler almost longer than any man in history.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)
———
Trump is evolving like a Pokémon…what’s after antichrist when those attacks don’t work?
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 05:07 PM (hEkmm)
That's all we need to remember.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2026 05:07 PM (0N4FZ)
And then there is the Vatican machine too.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 05:09 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Kindltot
Latin maybe.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
I seriously doubt that anyone in the Vatican uses Latin for everyday spoken language. Probably Italian, and, if they're talking to someone who shares their native tongue, that language.
I think that Latin is only used for official pronouncements.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)
---
The left never wants to talk about the multiple "panty trees" along the border with underwear hanging from the branches.
Gruesome trophies taken from rape victims.
With many being obviously children's underwear.
Or how the Border Patrol has a code "suspicious incident" that means another body found, decapitated or otherwise mutilated.
By another human.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 05:09 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (OoFl2)
==
Most of the growth in Catholic attendance is in parishes that don't spend much time listening to anything Leo says.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 15, 2026 05:09 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 04:49 PM (anL5R)
BOOM! Perfectly stated.
Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2026 05:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Popes when Muslims invade Europe at April 15, 2026 05:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 05:12 PM (strjf)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 15, 2026 05:12 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 05:12 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 05:13 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 05:07 PM (hEkmm)
That's why it is a mis-step, very few will find it an escalation after Julius Caesar, Hitler, etc.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:13 PM (8avO+)
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Yes and no. There are a lot of mutli lingual priests that work in the vatican. So they can generally find a common language. However, there are times when that common language is latin when visitors come from other countries that are not european. Think african priests. Yes. they still teach latin in some seminaries in the world. That was the idea, universal language for a universal church.
Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 15, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:38 PM (OoFl2)
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If I could return to the Catholic Church I attended as a kid, I would.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 15, 2026 05:13 PM (s5+RY)
Now: Sorry you gotta pay the Jizya and let them rape your daughters
Posted by: Popes when Muslims invade Europe at April 15, 2026 05:11 PM (sKqQm)
That's where the money in the poorbox will start going.
Posted by: Jesus says submit to the will of Allah! at April 15, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/)
If I could return to the Catholic Church I attended as a kid, I would.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 15, 2026 05:13 PM (s5+RY)
Me too...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 05:14 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 04:39 PM (SycrK)
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I'm not seeing that - there was concern he was another Francis, and it would appear that Trump has sent him over the edge. Trump was foolish to post the meme he did. But this was a fight Leo picked. There is no great love for Leo in the thriving growing dioceses in the US. And people are going to start mining Leo's prior social media (some shown here) and these will not age well.
Trump has stepped in it, and needs to stop, but Leo has acted poorly as well. I'm a converted Catholic. Leo increasingly does not speak for me on matters of much of anything. He is just another slick Chicago machine politician who is a priest.
Posted by: Black JEM at April 15, 2026 05:14 PM (GZYu7)
they are just upset that the USAID money dried up and their immigration NGO's are out of money. They hate Trump and therefore anything he does is bad as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:14 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: JackStraw"
In the final weeks of his regime he had a number Russian diplomats expelled based on some very dubious charges of election interference. It confused me at the time but later it became clear this was the a prelude to the Russian collusion BS.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 05:15 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: LMD at April 15, 2026 05:15 PM (hUI3V)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2026 05:16 PM (LmPA0)
I remember.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 15, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
Latin used to be a Lingua Franca in the Church and Science in the days of old
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 05:16 PM (snZF9)
Worship on the Water - FloraBama is on YouTube. All services are posted within a day or two.
If you want to get the feel of it...
Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 05:16 PM (Y1sOo)
they are just upset that the USAID money dried up and their immigration NGO's are out of money. They hate Trump and therefore anything he does is bad as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:14 PM (uEYKS)
Not gonna listen to any Cardinal that can't hit a curve ball.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
Nice callback.
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 05:18 PM (6+ehB)
He has made statements condemning them, but not nearly as many as he has 'you can't turn away immigrants, its evil to deport them' statements he's made. And his "God never blesses war" line is theologically and historically ignorant on a scale that is difficult to believe for someone in his position.
All he had to do was make a basic statement calling for peace and wanting people to not hate each other. He could have done the Christian pastor thing encouraging love and peace. But no, he had to go even further and cross the line into literally contradicting the Bible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:18 PM (uEYKS)
they are just upset that the USAID money dried up and their immigration NGO's are out of money. They hate Trump and therefore anything he does is bad as a result
==
Yes its money. And yes they hate him. In the sense of that bitch over there eating crackers meme. They are rabid liberals. All three of them, with some serious closet skeletons. They did not send our best to 60 minutes. Most definitely not.
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 05:18 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: That Jon Hamm meme at April 15, 2026 05:19 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 05:19 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:20 PM (cWLG3)
Also, the Vatican is gorgeous. When it is lit up at night, it’s breathtaking.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 05:20 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:20 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2026 05:21 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 05:21 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:14 PM (uEYKS
_______________________
Very true. Less than a week after USAID was officially shut down, over 75% of the "workforce" doing "deeds on behalf of the Catholic Church" were let go. Essentially, the Catholic Church was using USAID to finance their foreign projects, taking credit for anything accomplished, and NEVER acknowledging that it was the US taxpayer footing the bill.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 05:22 PM (dIske)
One of the clearest things in the bible is that Jesus died to save us from our bad theology, too. Whatever disagreements you have on some minutiae or even a major item with another Christian? You're wrong about some stuff too. I think when we all finally are called home, the most surprising thing is going to be how wrong we all were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:22 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: That Jon Hamm meme at April 15, 2026 05:19 PM (skR0U)
Catholics do not deserve that.
NO ONE does.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:20 PM (cWLG3)
Growing up we all thought it was funny how saying you are Catholic was an instant repellant to the door to door religious types, Protestant or other.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)
His Palm Sunday essay pretty much captures what is currently happening in the church leadership.
Modern day Pharisees. They will betray the church....with 30 pieces of silver and a kiss.
Even so...Christ lives forever. Beware Judas. His actions were necessary, but his personal fate was sealed.
Catholics do not abandon Christ because of this pope.
Posted by: Derak at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (HBTAZ)
Posted by: Polka will never die at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (SgLXr)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (hJH5n)
Every Pope encourages peace and brotherhood. What they don't do is claim that God ALWAYS opposes all war and declares the war unjust. While spouting how Christians must always accept all immigrants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (uEYKS)
==
Well one guy might Know french and some english and italian and the other guy know german, or lithuanian and a little English and Italian. They both might be pretty fluent in latin. It happens. The Church covers a lot of ground.
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (cWLG3)
It would be like the Pope condemning the landings at Normandy as unjust. A lot of innocent civilians were hurt and killed, the elderly, the sick, civilian infrastructure destroyed, demonstrating the hatred and destruction man is capable of, etc. etc.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 05:25 PM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/45nhswxw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:26 PM (ndZc7)
~~~~~
*fistbump*
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 05:26 PM (3ImbR)
God literallyl commanded war, repeatedly in the Bible.
Sometimes it's necessary to defend yourself. But God doesn't bless those who start wars that are unnecessary.
The fact that you have to add qualifications to the Pope's statement that he did not makes it clear you know what he said was wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:26 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (77rzZ)
Well you gotta admit that "I need to divorce my Spanish Wife for this hot babe" isn't USUALLY a good foundation for a religion for a major nation.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 05:27 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 05:28 PM (Fbc0I)
______
If someone seems like you couldn't possibly be making such a great mistake, then you need to explore the possibility that maybe you're the one who's misunderstanding.
God never wants war. Sometimes it's necessary to defend yourself. But God doesn't bless those who start wars that are unnecessary.
Posted by: Pope Spurdo at April 15, 2026 05:24 PM (CKIwv)
In the Old Testament God directly ordered the Hebrews to commit all-out genocide, more than once. So I don't think it's scripturally accurate to say "God never wants war."
Posted by: The Amalekites beg to differ with you at April 15, 2026 05:28 PM (TbWk/)
Exactly. Iran has been at war with the civilized world for nearly fifty years, we're now at last finally dealing with that. For nearly fifty years, everyone has been saying 'someone needs to deal with this' but now that Trump is doing it, its evil. EVERY presidential candidate for like ten elections has been calling for us to deal with Iran; Hillary specifically promised to attack Iran while running for president.
But because Orange Man Bad, its the wrong thing to do suddenly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 05:28 PM (uEYKS)
There have been some fairly outrageous popes in the past. Middle Ages, highly political.
And the objections of Martin Luther.
The Catholic Church survived.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 05:23 PM (77rzZ)
This is not in accordance with Catholic theology, though Catholics may individually hold this. Nor are Catholics intrinsically saved by virtue of being Catholic.
Generally speaking Catholicism does not hold theological accuracy(which when taken to an extreme would apply even within a denomination) or even overt Christianity as criteria for salvation see invincible ignorance.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 15, 2026 05:29 PM (okun6)
My father came over from Germany in the 50's as a 26 year old man; fifty years later speaking german to a neighbor from the same hometown and he picked up his German accent like he never left it.
I only do accents if I'm mimicking a character; if i want to annoy my wife, I speak Italian but in a Jason Statham voice. I'm rarely asked to translate anymore.
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 05:30 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Bulg
I'm a Tom Pettiest. I'm content you believe what you want to believe.* Even Jews.
* Islam excepted.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7)
~~~~~
And yet that's exactly what you proceed to do.
Not gonna waste my time.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 05:32 PM (3ImbR)
==
If the modern person was a priest from African, who attended a solid seminary, he will be fluent in latin. Otherwise it is overlap. Even if you speak English or Spanish or French, you may run into a guy that speaks lithuanian or german or Latin. Its really not that odd.
It used to be a world wide requirement of the priesthood to be fluent in latin. Its actually still on the books. And some places in the world still take it seriously. So some people may learn french and some german. It isn't uncommon in the vatican to run into people who speak five or six languages. There are a lot of languages and not everyone learns the same european language as their second language.
Posted by: Peruvian at April 15, 2026 05:33 PM (anL5R)
Then, quite simply, he is an anti-Christ. In the view of Catholics he should be considered to have place "the abomination that causes desolation in the temple" with that one. He literally put a blatant idol in the Vatican for worship.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2026 05:36 PM (IxSmD)
maybe, but had 95 problems and that wasn't one
Posted by: Martin Luther at April 15, 2026 05:38 PM (jGJov)
Being on the opposite side of Cupice is a pretty good bet on being on the side of the angels.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2026 05:48 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 15, 2026 05:48 PM (lp9gd)
Posted by: OldManMike at April 16, 2026 11:20 AM (b0ILp)
Socialism has nothing to do with Catholic scripture.
The Jesuits need to be disbanded.
Posted by: John at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (0DsdP)
Rapewell Update: His Top Democrat Donor Says He's No Longer a Democrat -- "Finito;" More Details About Rapewell's Jaunt on the Secret Sex Yacht
Here's video of the Boats and Ho's cruise this allegedly married "Christian" man took. More information about Rapewell's Cooze Cruise:
Regarding the woman who just accused Rapewell of drugging and raping her at the Montrose Hotel in July, 2018: FEC records confirm that Rapewell's campaign paid $360 for expenses at the Montrose Hotel in July, 2018. You can say that just because she is telling the truth about having been at that hotel on that date with Rapewell doesn't mean she was raped. Well, I'm going to apply the Rapewell standard. Remember, he personally convicted Brett Kavanaugh of rape when the accuser couldn't even remember what year the alleged rape took place in.
Sources tell us that in early September 2022, two of Swalwell's pals jetted by private plane from Las Vegas to the French Riviera town where they chartered the 200-foot Arience yacht and called Swalwell to come join them. We're told the now-former congressman arrived by commercial flight and joined them by tender on the stunning luxury craft. We're told there were some four or five men on the boat, including Swalwell, and a group of beautiful young women. One of the men is believed to be the entrepreneur Nik Richie. According to our source, one of the women, a Brit believed to be in her late teens, appeared to be romantically involved with one of the men in the group. But the five or six other women, a mix of Brits and Americans who were a little older (apparently in their 20s), seemed otherwise unacquainted both with the group and with each other. "The people on the boat were told to keep it hush-hush about Swalwell being on the trip," said a source familiar with the weeklong excursion around the French Riviera. "They were told everything stays on the boat." The former Bay Area representative had been in Congress nine years by the time of the getaway. "It didn't seem like a politician," said a source familiar with the antics aboard. "More like president of a frat house." We're told some of the women seemed to be shipped back to shore, never to return, while others arrived to "replace them."
The billionaire Democrat donor is not only done with Rapewell, but he says he's done with the entire Democrat Party as well, citing "broken trust." He had been allowing Rapewell to live there, given that Rapewell is running in California and is required to be a resident but has no home except for the DC Infidelity Pad he shares with Ruben Gallego. The ex-donor of course booted the couch-surfing farting spy-banging rapist out.
Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck dramatically cut ties with Eric Swalwell and revealed he has kicked him out of his mansion -- hours before the congressman dropped his run for California governor. "I am no longer supporting Eric," Cloobeck told The Post in an exclusive interview. "F--ing tell everyone I'm a libertarian. F-- you, Democrat Party. I'm a libertarian now." The ugly breakup between the timeshare mogul and Bay Area congressman -- who pulled out of the governor's race late Sunday -- marks yet another stunning point in Swalwell's cratering political career. ... Cloobeck spent more than $1 million supporting Swalwell's candidacy, and the embattled congressman filmed a denial video Friday from inside the billionaire's palatial Beverly Hills mansion. ... He added that he would need to talk with his attorney to see if he can claw back the $1 million he gave an independent committee supporting Swalwell.Oh, Rapewell's in debt just as he becomes unemployable? Looks like you're finally going to see that Eric Swalwell Gay Porn you've been dreading these many years. ... Cloobeck had harsh words for fellow billionaire Tom Steyer, saying the progressive hedge funder-turned-environmentalist and candidate for governor -- who has dropped nearly $100 million on the race -- was "spending all this money on bulls--." "I've met most of the players, and I will continue to," Cloobeck said.
Just weeks ago, Cloobeck called Swalwell his "little brother" in an interview with Politico, and he scoffed in a previous interview with The Post when asked about rumors that Swalwell may have acted inappropriately with female staff and interns. Cloobeck, who said he has been a Democrat for "almost 40-year plus," is now unsure where the allegations will ultimately lead, but he said the controversy was enough to make him walk away. "I don't know where these facts are going to end up -- you hear or read all this stuff," he said. ... On top of letting the deeply-in-debt congressman frequently stay at his 9,700-square-foot mansion, Cloobeck gave the maximum $39,200 to Swalwell's campaign and gifted the congressman a $31,000 trip to France in 2024.
Party affiliation, however, will clearly not be the attribute Cloobeck prioritizes most. "I'm going to change my Godd-- party affiliation, because I cannot stand this Democratic Party at all," he said. "I am done. Finito."
Billionaire Democrat donor Stephen Cloobeck, who donated over $1 million to Eric Swalwell’s campaign, is now saying he is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a Republican, accusing Democrats of knowing what was happening behind the scenes and staying silent. pic.twitter.com/rZvMthtLbg
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) April 14, 2026
This video could be shown in medical schools to demonstrate the body’s physical response to panic.
— Eric Matheny 🎙️ (@ericmmatheny) April 15, 2026
pic.twitter.com/Eas5sho1g0
Eric Swalwell ending his bid for California governor is, among other things, a testament to the power of investigative reporting pic.twitter.com/4xzUg944dt
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) April 13, 2026
2025. Chuck Todd discusses honesty and the superior morality of the Democrat party with Eric Swalwell.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 15, 2026
It mattered not to Chuck Todd or to about 100 other hosts that Eric Swalwell spent three years lying on national TV during the Russia collusion hoax. pic.twitter.com/wGPpMXQgvl
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Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steven at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (QOrsj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (pohLc)
Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck
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That's obviously not a real name. If people are just going to make up these ridiculous names, I'm done listening.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (CTIFj)
Eric Fartsmell...for R*pemaster General.
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (6+ehB)
I mean, just because everyone knew Swalwell was some kind of sex creep doesn't mean that the already existing trail of breadcrumbs about Omar's corruption could possibly be true.
Why would you think Democrats would protect Swalwell AND Omar? That's just crazy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (1Q6Kv)
That tracks. A lot of people I've known were Democrats who called themselves 'libertarians' because they didn't want to defend running with the Donks.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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Make the Green Party a real force, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: qwerty at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (E7DRw)
Whichnis now illegal in California.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (xHq83)
I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 15, 2026 03:31 PM (QSxJt)
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"Why didn't you report on it during his presidential run?"
"Well, I might have been assigned to Swalwell's campaign, but I wasn't authorized to report on the sex part of things. That was someone else."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:31 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iXqHn)
Dafuq?
He really should have scheduled some learning time (no, LEARING time) with Ilhan Omar. The dude really needs some VISION about the profit potential that comes with being in Congress.
I guess Swalwell was too busy trying to screw everything that moves on two legs to to have had time to fully exploit the financial end of things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (guGkK)
Someone fire up the helicopter for this asshole, too.
Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (pohLc)
I feel sorry for Swawell's wife.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Nx5jP)
Why?
You know she knew, right? There's no possibility she didn't.
She played her role in this sham marriage then, and she'll play it now, and she'll walk away from this in a much better financial position than him.
She won.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (rD7Q1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (pohLc)
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Embracing Hasan Piker will undo this!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Oy/m2)
Plus I’m sure the donor didn’t have a moral epiphany, he’s just attempting to slide into Trump’s good graces for the next couple of years.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (hEkmm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (rJ48h)
And while I appreciate it every time a democrat walks away from the horror that is their party, every day that goes by is harder to defend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (XV/Pl)
He pissed his pants?
Posted by: Hyundai at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (HEsxh)
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Since that donor, Cloobeck, stated that he is now a libertarian, we can look forward to him wasting millions of dollars on irrelevant candidates and causes, with no impact on Republicans.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (QSxJt)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (guGkK)
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Her money train has been derailed.
She will murder her husband for the insurance money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (1Q6Kv)
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That's obviously not a real name. If people are just going to make up these ridiculous names, I'm done listening.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (CTIFj)
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He made his fortune trading in Oobleck futures.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Sucker Snarlson at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (rD7Q1)
Posted by: PabloD at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (8sD0/)
Right Angle News Network: (Cloobeck) is now saying he is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a Republican."
F'ing bullshit. I can't stand when "our side" engages in Fake News.
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (rD7Q1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Sucker Snarlson at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (rD7Q1)
Preach it, my brother.
Posted by: James Talarico at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (gKWVE)
They've already lost major donors like Ackman.
They've lost the fed grant machine.
They need every dollar they can get.
"I'll take out the dentures, even!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (1Q6Kv)
I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (W2Pud)
Of course he did, but that doesn't mean he isn't an unindicted sex pest. Whether he drugged women to rape them or not, he is certifiably a creep.
He reminds me of the muscle-headed football lineman in high school, who you know will end up selling used cars later in life, once he discovers that his "charm" is mostly disgusting to most people.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Sucker Snarlson at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (rD7Q1)
Preach it, my brother.
Posted by: James Talarico at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM
Guys...dial it back a little.
Posted by: Satan at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (bFu5X)
I first read that as cooch-surfing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stephen Cloobeck at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (guGkK)
I mean, if Journalism was your thing.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (GUOwU)
Secret Sex Yacht Secret Sex Yacht
They've given you a number
And taken away your name
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Now serving #117! #117!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)
And you can see his complete list of 1,700 donors in this CA Post article:
https://tinyurl.com/4upyy762
Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (1Q6Kv)
Hence Qatarlson embracing Islam in an attempt to become the "Hasan of the Right".
...Or something.
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (iXqHn)
It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
have we heard anything from Mrs. Eric Swalwell yet?
it's curious that no one has pointed a camera or a microphone at Brittany Watts (Mrs. Erik Swalwell)
her opinion on the current situation would be enlightening, don't you think?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2/MrR)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
Right Angle News Network: (Cloobeck) is now saying he is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a Republican."
F'ing bullshit. I can't stand when "our side" engages in Fake News.
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (gtcuf)
There is a video where he says both, actually.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Rich/influential guys and yacht girls. Someone should ask Meghan Markle for her opinion on the matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (ExV1e)
'Let's go Cooch-Surfin', now
Everyone is learnin' how,
Come on a Cooch-Safari with meeeeee'
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)
It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
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I'm really looking forward to hearing from Reiner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (guGkK)
I wonder how much he has to pay her to stand by her man.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (DwqWV)
her opinion on the current situation would be enlightening, don't you think?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2/MrR)
It's times like these were privacy must be respected.
Posted by: Left Wing News at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (3JuEJ)
Posted by: qwerty
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That's funny right there!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (gKWVE)
This needs a re-write.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (rJ48h)
Snizz Cruise?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Snizz Sailing
Tramp Tacking
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)
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Pardon me while I laugh at their lost money.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Puddleglum
You mean "grift"?
Posted by: gKWVE
Git. Absolute git.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (xHq83)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM
You have to admit, he has been pretty quiet lately.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (bFu5X)
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Pardon me while I laugh at their lost money.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qBdHI)
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I believe this is colloquially known as the "Texas laugh" now after the money spent on Beto in two separate statewide losses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (1Q6Kv)
Please tell me the difference.
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (KsZMV)
Snizz Sailing
Tramp Tacking
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)
Mish Fishing
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'd say his defenestration was performed by Steyer. Now comes the rendering of the Pig - Katie Porter. All cuz clean energy. You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (FmapG)
Minge Binge
Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Y1sOo)
Expedition of Perdition.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM
You have to admit, he has been pretty quiet lately.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (bFu5X)
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I'll just have to watch his voter record for signs of life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Obviously a lot of brain-damaged Californians at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
I do!
Posted by: Tailor Lorenz at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (rD7Q1)
Might make for a good movie, but they'd have to fight for the "R" rating as it's obviously a porn story.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM
Stelter wept.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)
I'm really looking forward to hearing from Reiner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (1Q6Kv)
Certainly can't say anything dumber than he did 5 months ago.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (N39Ws)
Has he taken to electrocuting dogs yet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Obviously a lot of brain-damaged Californians at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (skR0U)
HE SAID PUSSY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: The Bovine Katie Porter at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (BYQWO)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ)
My hunch all along is that in *some* cases, lying lasses were paid off just to go away, meaning some of the names on that list are innocent, but if the list is published, the innocents will have their names dragged through the mud along with the guilty.
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (gtcuf)
In fairness to Rob Reiner... he's dead.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Swamp King at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Obviously a lot of brain-damaged Californians at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (skR0U)
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"This proves that Democrats deal with their sex pests. They just wait more than a decade, put them on highly classified intelligence committees in the House, donate to their presidential campaigns, ignore their sleeping with Chinese spies, and use him as a front man on attacking the other side for corruption before finally taking him out when his presence threatens out power. We're so moral."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Snizzarama to the Bahamas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (qBdHI)
https://is.gd/l89QsG
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)
F*ckin' legend.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (CwhoI)
In fairness to Rob Reiner... he's dead.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)
How could you tell? He's been brain dead for like forever. Wasn't called Meathead for nothing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
In about 10 years they will be crowing about exposing Biden's dementia.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)
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not Dhabihah.
Posted by: Qucker Qataralson at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (le8Uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM
No, no, no...
Posted by: Consuela at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: 2026 A Washington DC Odyssey at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (anL5R)
Remember the good old days when the scandal was just embarrassing, like Arkansas Democrat Wilbur Mills (Chairman of Ways and Means) driving drunk with a stripper, Fanne Foxe, aka The Argentine Firecracker
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Fn39U)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (AkEZC)
I agree completely. Now get the fuck outta my frame.
Posted by: The Bovine Katie Porter at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
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It'd be funny if he decided to burn a few people on his way down. On the intelligence committee, even if he didn't give a shit, he probably learned some nasty things.
Let it out, Swalwell. You've got nothing left to lose. Might as well throw some punches while you go down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/l89QsG
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)
F*ckin' legend.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
And took a shot in the leg in the process.
For the rest of his life, if he ever enters a bar or restaurant, his bill should be $0
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (N39Ws)
Of course Swalwell will be replaced by some other leftist in his CA house seat and they have plenty of other leftists running for governor
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)
Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.
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Well, yes, radio silence from Rob Reiner, but I'm sure he'll make up for it by voting several times.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (n7rxJ)
pretty much: these are their rules. Swalwell was the loudest pearl clutcher against Kavanaugh's party days and spent the past year making ever darker insinuations and accusations against Trump, to the point of saying that Trump would have naked underage girls sit on his lap when partying with Epstein.
To me that sounds like a confession on his part, but they made the rules. BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! If there are a lot of accusations, it must be true!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: The Bovine Katie Porter
*Dodges mashed potatoes*
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (rD7Q1)
It always amazes me that people like Cloobeck can amass so much money but remain so clueless about so many things. Good luck getting your money back.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (KfXOG)
A three dollar hoor. A three dollar hoor.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW)
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NEW: CA gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer (D) releases an immigration platform that is radically left of Gov. Newsom. It includes:
- Abolish ICE
- Put ICE agents in jail & “treat them like the mob”.
- Bring those “kidnapped & detained by ICE back home.”
- Give CA AG power to imprison ICE agents & their leadership.
- Taxpayer funded legal representation & support for illegal aliens.
- Ignore a SCOTUS ruling that allows ICE to utilize to use race, language, job, and location to contribute to “reasonable suspicion” for immigration arrests, and instead, “California should take matters into our own hands and extend legal protections to its residents, despite the federal governments failure.”
“This is about our right as a state to protect our residents,” Steyer says.
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How can he lose?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)
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By the ballot harvesters planning on doing their jobs and then just getting high instead?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
Imagine:
WH staff mutters something to the carpet cleaner.
Carpet Cleaner: "Come again?"
WH Staff: "Nope. Coca Cola and McDonalds fries".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (N39Ws)
Hells yeah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Arizona will need a new Senator. Has Sinema settled her alienation of affection lawsuit?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (le8Uy)
Posted by: Most every guy everywhere at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (KNo99)
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She has SSRI forehead last time I saw her. He should probably not try to go back home. Her impulse control might be a little lacking. TBF, his seriously is...
Posted by: Burning bed at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (anL5R)
https://is.gd/l89QsG
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)
Second guy on the scene, the one who looked like he ran 300 or so, was such a dumbass. Picking up the gun? Could have just stood on it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (pohLc)
Arizona will need a new Senator. Has Sinema settled her alienation of affection lawsuit?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (le8Uy)
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With DOJ focus on Maricopa, all of AZ may be open to statewide changes.
Still, it's a while until Gallego is up for re-election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (1Q6Kv)
Even with the DOJ we can't do anything about prominent pols doing stuff like this with full visibility from the Dem and FNM establishment.
Just like with Weinstein, Saville, or Clinton they all knew.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
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There will be a flash flood of far left cockroach Democrats clawing their way to the seat. They're endless.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (qBdHI)
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How can he lose?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM
Sounds like another Democrat invoking states' rights to hang onto his slaves. How...original.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E14OU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM
Rob Reiner's kid?
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (rD7Q1)
Second guy on the scene, the one who looked like he ran 300 or so, was such a dumbass. Picking up the gun? Could have just stood on it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)
He picked up the pistol like he was trying to pick up a clean turd.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Eric "Yacht Cock" Shagswell at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (Qgg5f)
116 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.
https://is.gd/l89QsG
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)
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The comments are great, too!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (2r5uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Snizzarama to the Bahamas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)
TITanic
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (wtvvX)
@christopherrufo
SCOOP: California is giving free sex-change procedures to homeless illegal aliens. Our team went into the shelters and discovered that trans migrants are coming into the state for hormones, breast implants, and "bottom surgeries"—all on the taxpayer dime.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Most every guy everywhere at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (KNo99)
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FIFY...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (gnNyN)
Well...notice that everyone is noting this is a completely normal thing here, just that Swalwell wasn't just doing that, he was actually raping some of these women.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
Kari "Can't Get Elected Dogcatcher" Lake is tanned, rested and ready to lose.
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (gtcuf)
But be sure to sanitize your hands first!
Posted by: The Heroes of Uvalde TX at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (uEYKS)
Uh, I am, AND I AM A METEOROLOGIST!!!
Posted by: Caitlin Connell at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (E6xSb)
It's strange to have a liberal be a heterosexual rapist.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (diia5)
Who the hell needs surgery for that?
Posted by: Jonah G at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rD7Q1)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
tall ship, it was quite the deal. Best experienced as a single male
Posted by: Ghost of Chicken at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Oh, like, NOW he's a credible source?
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E14OU)
Presumably, however, the police had been called and it was evidence. Standing on the gun until police arrived would not have been in the category of "tampering with evidence", nor would it taint the evidence by having other fingerprints on it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (FmapG)
Next she will try packing her fat ass into a Wonder Woman costume.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
Drink Up with Eric Swalwell
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rD7Q1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (E14OU)
No, the yacht guys wouldn't rape them but if they didn't agree to sex they wouldn't get invited back (and they mentioned a few girls they knew that had said no and were off the circuit...)
And the funny part is that the host asked the girls if not sex what did the yacht girls think the yacht owners were getting out of it and it quickly became clear none of the yacht girls had actually thought about it that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Oh, like, NOW he's a credible source?
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Y8DZL)
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Nah.
Just throw some punches. Make his downfall interesting.
Make Jim Himes explain that no he doesn't fuck chickens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (1Q6Kv)
Tell me the Bill Kristol cruises were any better.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Word nerd at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (KNo99)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
Swalwell may have a shot at working the door at a strip club but that's about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (diia5)
You just need a powerbottom.
Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
It is amazing to me how people on the left, especially the fringe left, are amazed to discover things that everyone else already knew.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
Swalwell may have a shot at working the door at a strip club but that's about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (guGkK)
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This is a downfall so swift and so complete, it is awe-inspiring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (1Q6Kv)
@brianstelter
Oliver Darcy reports that Mediaite "has suspended its founding editor Colby Hall after a series of instances we raised about significant errors and outright fabrications in his work."
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But what about the layers and layers of fact checking?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (ndZc7)
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Flouncy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I miss Rush at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (KNo99)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (MxHeL)
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He's finished. He's persona non grata now. Kryptonite. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pig.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (qBdHI)
@brianstelter
Oliver Darcy reports that Mediaite "has suspended its founding editor Colby Hall after a series of instances we raised about significant errors and outright fabrications in his work."
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But what about the layers and layers of fact checking?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (ndZc7)
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But the next story over is surely fine, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (1Q6Kv)
https://is.gd/l89QsG
If he doesn't drink, he should take it up. He'll never buy another round, ever.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Riz8t)
And knowing that the Party will do the same to them just as quick ...
For literally no infraction at all--because they were fine with his depravity for decades ...
And not a single Democrat will question their loyalty to the Party.
But MAGA is the cult?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: 18-1
Curvy, brainless and willing. What's not to like?
-- Wealthy yacht owners
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: The View showrunners at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (skR0U)
No old, overweight couples, so, meh...
Posted by: Nude Cruise, Hedo II, Negril, Jamaica at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (guGkK)
Toobin was back on TV in 6 weeks after buffing his helmethead on a Zoom call in front of peers.
Swalwell, unless he's in prison, will have a contributor role on MS Now or CNN in a year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
And knowing that the Party will do the same to them just as quick ...
For literally no infraction at all--because they were fine with his depravity for decades ...
And not a single Democrat will question their loyalty to the Party.
But MAGA is the cult?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (HXT0k)
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$5 says that Swalwell blames himself. Not because he did anything wrong, but because he was too ambitious and got in the way of the needs of the Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (1Q6Kv)
I guarantee you, those two and no better than Swalwell.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (pohLc)
No, the yacht guys wouldn't rape them but if they didn't agree to sex they wouldn't get invited back (and they mentioned a few girls they knew that had said no and were off the circuit...)
And the funny part is that the host asked the girls if not sex what did the yacht girls think the yacht owners were getting out of it and it quickly became clear none of the yacht girls had actually thought about it that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
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There's always an "implication" for any girls who indulge in that lifestyle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: UncleJefe at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (gAuAm)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (rD7Q1)
Oliver Darcy reports that Mediaite "has suspended its founding editor Colby Hall after a series of instances we raised about significant errors and outright fabrications in his work."
So, when are Oliver Darcy and Brian Stelter suspended?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)
The ones where they put up some "sails" for a few minutes, then motored the rest of the way?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (rD7Q1)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Marion Berry at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (skR0U)
Odds Colbert did the same thing (but in character!) 2:1
Kimmel probably doesn't though since he has to spend so much time washing his wife's sheets after she's done with her peloton instructor...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)
She's apparently good at that job as it landed her British Royalty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)
I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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He did it. Most of it for sure. And probably more than he'll get caught for. Is there going to be some pile on - probably. That's usually how it works when the hyenas see a wounded animal.
He is threatening the cali gov race. Its a jungle primary with too many demoncrats in it. They will cannibalize the other democrats and potentially allow through the top two vote getters - REPUBLICANS. Which means no choice but a Republican gov of california. THey are terrified of that. Our politicians are mostly all being extorted/blackmailed/controlled. You don't get a chance to even run if they don't have dirt on you.
Our government is basically organized crime. He got a horse's head in his bed, then ignored it. This is what happens when you ignore it.
Posted by: Not the godfather at April 15, 2026 03:59 PM (anL5R)
There's no shame in occasionally unfurling the iron genoa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:59 PM (guGkK)
Now I can't find it.
It is possibly I posted under the wrong Ace post. Or dreamed it while awake, which is scary.
This is a test of my emergency broadcast system.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (KNo99)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Wmg4n)
It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
They did say plenty. It was just all a joke to them, though, since they don't care about the type that doesn't recover from abuse.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)
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How can he lose?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
As idiotic his proposals are, you just know every other Dem candidate will now come out with something even more insane. They are in a death spiral they can't pull out of.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (GUOwU)
So, essentially, still a Democrat.
Posted by: Shecky Muhammed at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (SMCSm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (mkTSO)
Now I can't find it.
It is possibly I posted under the wrong Ace post. Or dreamed it while awake, which is scary.
This is a test of my emergency broadcast system.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)
Just in case, do the rant every few hours on every thread.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
So, essentially, still a Democrat.
Posted by: Shecky Muhammed at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (SMCSm)
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If aligned with the actual LP, still a Democrat but more open about wanting to have sex with underaged kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:02 PM (1Q6Kv)
Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:02 PM (uEYKS)
I loved this post in spite of the top nausea photo, Ace.
Smallwellwhat should have plastic surgery to replace his face, maybe with a donor's, and go live in witless protection to spare us all. Prison is fine.
He is so hideous.
I had never heard of Ruben Gallego til now. Loved the nervous video in full panic. He probably was very close to peeing his pants.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:02 PM (1Q6Kv)
Don't forget the mountains of blow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (jQYN0)
She's basically the template for their dreams. Every one of those bimbos wants to do what she did: become a model, then an actress, then land a fabulously wealthy, powerful man who marries her. This time a literal prince.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (uEYKS)
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He's finished. He's persona non grata now. Kryptonite. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pig.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (qBdHI)
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+)
This is how it is with yacht girls. You aren't there on a yacht partying because someone owes you a good time. You're there with the expectation you will entertain the guests however they want. Either put out when required or you will be replaced with someone just as hot who will.
Posted by: Rdubs at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (Hsq0h)
Not running for governor made me lose some respect for her. California needed her and had she done well, she would’ve been a proven winner for president. She wants the easy way by writing a book and hanging out in the shallow end biding her time.
Steyer could be good. I like his idea to cut energy bills by 25% and create more housing. He has a lot to prove that he’s a class traitor like he presents himself. I just hate a self-funded billionaire walking into a position because the competition shot themselves in the foot.
Progressive values are often held by "class traitor" rich people all the way back to FDR, so I wouldn't automatically dismiss him because he's a billionaire. Pritzker's been good, though a billionaire.
California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country. Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
sigh, I guess some people are just protected like the mafia.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (ul/87)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (Noblc)
Posted by: Anna Puma
A lot of these girls think that these guys are just getting their thrills just being "around" them being that they are so awesome. Yeah, sure.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Spong"
Whatever happened to Anthony Weiner? Similar situation. He was never rehabilitated and allowed back into the club as far as I know.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (GUOwU)
Principle who tackled a shooter. A hero in Okieland, and prosecuted for assault in a blue city.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (pohLc)
This morning I watched a clip from a long Shawn Ryan interview with one of the ROTC cadets who killed that shooter who walked in and mortally wounded their instructor. Same kind of deal, the guy screamed allah snackbar and shot LTC Shah point blank (one hit out of four shots at less than 10 feet). LTC Shah charged him with a mortal wound in his leg and tackled the guy before the other cadets arrived a couple of seconds later and cut the guy to ribbons with a 2" knife.
Then a few days afterwards, the cadet received a letter from some shit-heel at the university reassuring him that he wouldn't be disciplined for fighting back in violation of university rules. He's pretty sure that the letter was by some commie staffer trying to intimidate him by letting him know that they knew where he lived.
The head of the university was pissed and personally told him that the university itself had nothing to do with the letter and that he had his back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (y9nCu)
However, in his warped mind, probably by tertiary syphilis at this point and herpes of the brain, he thinks he's handsome.
I will someday think of the creature he reminds me of but am drawing a blank right now. Possibly a tape worm's face under the microscope (I HATED ZOOLOGY!). I still don't know why I was forced to take it in college. I should demand a refund.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)
All I saw was the one about your lips
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (rD7Q1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (cWLG3)
Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:0
And then he goes to prison...hahahaha
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Noblc)
Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Then it is nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (xHq83)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
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Why would CA need her?
Isn't CA doing great? Isn't there a supermajority of Democrats in the legislature?
How much could Kamala have improved California that any other Democrat couldn't do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:09 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:09 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
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But California is such a wealthy place. They contribute so much more to the US treasury than they take out. That's what Democrats tell me.
Plus, it'll increase the state's population and make it impossibly powerful in national elections.
I really don't see the downside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (E14OU)
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Ridiculous! We are stunning conversationalists! Fabulously talented dancers! Hilariously funny! Why are you pushing me into the tender? I don't want to go back yet. What do you mean by threesome? Does that mean I get to stay if I say yes? Do you have any drugs?
Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)
Say what you want about Yacht Girls, but they've figured a way around the $20 rule.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:09 PM (Fbc0I)
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Undercover boss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (1Q6Kv)
All I saw was the one about your lips
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (rD7Q1)
That was under the Candace Owen's post! Maybe I have been posting there all day! And I am sober, but it's been a weird day.
Guess this means I need to go be productive and torture my man a bit!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:11 PM (WONhk)
The head of the university was pissed and personally told him that the university itself had nothing to do with the letter and that he had his back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
‘Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?’
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xHq83)
That an adult person could look at Kamala Harris and say, "boy, that's who we need in charge!" says a lot about something, but I'm not exactly sure what.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
For Mary Ann and Ginger I'd go out in a rowboat.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Can't have one without the other.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:13 PM (rD7Q1)
Um..... surely letting a politician live rent free at your house is a donation in kind....or whatever the heck they call it .... Why is this not prosecutable like say Dinesh DeSousa (sp) was for his discrepancies.....
Sigh
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (mywUW)
Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmission
The dude can almost understand the problem with free shit for all, but then a swing and a miss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Noblc)
I guess walking around with a folded-up Wall Street Journal under your arm doesn't make you a player.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (guGkK)
Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmission
The dude can almost understand the problem with free shit for all, but then a swing and a miss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Noblc)
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Not even that.
He opens the path towards the problems of combining a robust welfare state with...open borders.
And won't walk through it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:15 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)
I figure they were cosplaying, that they weren't particularly wealthy but wanted to seem like it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (uEYKS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Thurston lusted after young man meat and Lovey was simply a beard.
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (79nfv)
The absolute disdain these politicians have for the public is just stunning. They are absolute assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (2WIwB)
Dafuq?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at
I'm not surprised at the idea of congressmen who aren't good with money.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)
Most of them only believe what they're told to believe. I told one real life AWFL I know that she wouldn't even like Kamala if she was a Republican and her head almost exploded. Because deep down she knows Kamala's a worthless shrew and admitting that was too close to the bone on several "intersecting" counts.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (rD7Q1)
A lot of rain. The cat Snowflake is on the bed. Screw that crap!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)
Uh-oh. That ex-Democrat donor said "Make America great." He didn't say "again," but it's clear he's on the side of the far-right fascists now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice
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*three weeks later*
Sure I don't care, film it. I need another line first.
Wait, how the hell did you get a donkey onto this yacht?
Maybe two lines.
This doesn't look like Nice anymore, where the hell are we?
Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)
She's apparently good at that job as it landed her British Royalty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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The clue was her thinking Andrew was Queen Elizabeth's "helper" when she met them. As a friend of his daughter's you'd think she knew him. Oh, she KNEW him alright on a yacht.
Harry, described as Ginger Scrotum Hair on a reddit snark site (under Saint for mocking her), is so dim and such a wanker. I want them destroyed and take out my irritation reading that site with pleasure.
She obviously does a lot of entrapment positions. Or no one else would have him (this is true as well). I have no doubt she was a ho and yacht girl.
Weinstein would not even have her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk)
Uh-oh. That ex-Democrat donor said "Make America great." He didn't say "again," but it's clear he's on the side of the far-right fascists now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (n7rxJ)
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Newsom should throw the CA DOJ at him to destroy his existence with new, radical interpretations of laws that he'll promise he won't use on any other billionaire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (y9nCu)
Yeah I'd back the dude who charged a gunman and hacked him to death with a knife too.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (qBdHI)
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This, exactly!
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
For Mary Ann and Ginger I'd go out in a rowboat.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Y8DZL)
Or swim a mile through shark infested waters just to hear them fart over the phone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 04:20 PM (snZF9)
Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:0
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NO WAY!!!
Posted by: Bill and Ted at April 15, 2026 04:20 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)
You have to love Big Brother (or Sister) or they will make you love her.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:22 PM (CWTWj)
Ackshually, MarineTracker shows the Arience somewhere between Spain and Morocco right now.
Posted by: far cry at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (wBRco)
Expel her from office NOW.
"If we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we'd eliminate the PRESIDENT of the United States from the office right now, and the REST of the sycophants in his administration!"
@RapidResponse47
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To save democracy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)
Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmission
The dude can almost understand the problem with free shit for all, but then a swing and a miss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Noblc)
Especially since he's doubtless open borders, so the CA vs US issue rears its head at the national border in his desired case.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (anL5R)
Say what you want about Yacht Girls, but they've figured a way around the $20 rule.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)
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So, "at sea" is not same as "in town?"
Posted by: Bill and Ted at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Spong"
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Remember, it's okay when we do it.
Posted by: Dmocrats at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (OF2q7)
Dafuq?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at
I'm not surprised at the idea of congressmen who aren't good with money.
Posted by: nerdygirl
They are the equivalent to trust fund babies. They sell access like the Biden family did so they spend all today because they figure they can always grift some more income tomorrow from people like the billionaire. I think that guy got spooked because lawsuits probably are incoming due to Swalwell's conduct. No reason to suppose he acted any different on the donor's property than he did anywhere else.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)
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In your time in the House, which Representative was the most like this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: far cry
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nice nic
Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm pretty sure Anthony Weiner is relying on his parents now.
John Edwards (remember his love child?) is practicing law.
Swalwell? I don't even see him making the usual religious "rebirth" accompanied by a book and media tour. Literally, the same gutter as those drugged-out actors who wind up delivering DoorDash.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The left is general is full of open degenerates and they figure they can always get something from their politicians. Same reason that the welfare crowd continues to vote D--if the Democrats in office are sleazers then they indicate they have no standards or morality just like the welfare cheats.
Incentives matter.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Thinking back, John McVain for one. Replaced nice guy minority leader John Rhodes who retired. Rostenkowski was a sleaze money and ethics wise. Daniel Crane, sleazeball. John Jenrette, ditto. Was on the House floor for when Michael Myers got expelled. Abscam hit like a bomb then.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (E4rtv)
Of course Swalwell will be replaced by some other leftist in his CA house seat and they have plenty of other leftists running for governor
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah, no they don't. Everybody knew this guy was a f**king creep and nothing ever happened to him. I have a hard time feeling sorry for the women because they just let him keep doing what he wanted to other women until he crossed whatever line and now they are finally turning on him. His colleagues, ,the media, they all ran cover for him; they are complicit. F*ck them all.
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: MLCross at April 16, 2026 05:35 AM (kV8re)
In fairness to Rob Reiner... he's dead.
Since when has being dead ever stopped a Democrat from supporting and voting for another Democrat?
Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 16, 2026 08:41 AM (sazel)
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