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The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters to take care of. (Rulz for those of you in Iola)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind, be nice. Being Pretti good isn't good enough.
3) Running with sharp objects? Sure you can. We just won't pray for you.
4) Have a great weekend!

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

11/15 – Sponge posted an update on the “First lady”. She is doing OK from the surgery pain-wise, however it appears her compromised immune system from chemo is susceptible to viruses. She has been spiking a fever all weekend.
12/13 Update – The First lady is doing well. She is still on restrictions but things are progressing nicely. The last mammogram showed clean. They are grateful to all who have been praying for her.
1/7 Update – They send thanks for the thoughts and prayers over the past year. The latest visit with her urologist revealed blood in her urine. The Doc didn’t seem concerned, but there will be more scans of her bladder and kidneys to see if they find anything more serious.
1/14 Update – Sponge sent an update on the First Lady’s father – he passed away on 1/11. They have been busy making arrangements for the arrangements, writing the obituary, eulogy, notifying people, etc. Thank you all for the thoughts an prayers that you have been providing for a long time.

12/20 – Morgan, longtime lurker, takes tango lessons from Sebastian, whose son, Matias, is recovering from brain surgery. The MRI was read on 12/19, and the surgeons did not remove the entire tumor. Even though the biopsy indicated the tumor was benign, the boy is probably facing several rounds of chemo. Please pray for the boy’s continued recovery in El Salvador.
1/10 Update – Matias will have surgery in 2 weeks to try and remove the rest of the tumor, and then he will receive radiation therapy.

12/27 – buzzion asked for prayers for a friend named Christina. Christina has struggled with a lot, including addiction and relapse. Buzzion has not heard from Christina in a while and hopes she is okay. Please pray that Christina finds her way and knows that people love and care for her and believe in her.
1/3 Update – Christina was arrested on 1/3. Please pray for this to be a final wake-up call for her.
1/22 Update – Christina was released from jail and is staying with Buzzion. She is working through the legal troubles and she is continuing her recovery. She really appreciates the prayers, as does Buzzion.

12/27 – BlackOrchid requested prayers for a Navy Veteran uncle who has been struggling with his health the last few weeks. The root cause is undetermined, but recurrent infection/sepsis keeps sending him back to the hospital. It seems to be worsening his dementia, which makes it harder for BlackOrchid’s aunt to handle him.
1/3 Update – BlackOrchid’s uncle (her “stand-in dad” is still not doing well. He will probably need to be put in a LTC facility although they are doing everything possible to avoid this. He is 86, and at the stage where his immune system can’t fight back well.
1/24 Update – BlackOrchid’s uncle is doing much better. He is carting around an O2 canister to help him, but otherwise is doing well.

1/3 – Legally Sufficient asked for prayers for the repose of the soul of a boss, who passed away suddenly early Sunday morning. Prayers are appreciated for strength, faith, and understanding for the boss’ wife and all who loved him.

1/6 – Diogenes requested prayers for his best friend since college, who was diagnosed with cancer. Within hours or hearing this, the friend’s son, a man that Diogenes has known since he was a baby, collapsed from what appears to be a brain tumor. The prognosis isn’t hopeful. Please pray for both of these fine men.
1/23 Update – Diogenes’ best friend’s son Sean had emergency brain surgery. The labs are back and it’s not good news. He has stage 4 brain cancer. They were scheduled to meet with an oncologist on 1/26 to determine the best pathway ahead for the time he has remaining. This is just crushing news. Thanks to all the Horde for their prayers and support for this fine young man.

1/6 – Commissar of plenty and festive little hats sent prayers of thanks that it was not cancer, and asked for prayers for courage to even set a date to reverse the colostomy surgery. It was a lot to get over the first time!

1/7 - D sent an update on his wife Susan, and her battle with pancreatic cancer, as well as her recent infection. He sent his thanks to everyone for the prayers. They are helping and much appreciated. Susan’s infection finally has been healed, so she was able to resume chemo. It’s been really rough.

1/8 - Doof asked for prayers for his mother. She was hit hard by the flu. She couldn’t get out of bed the morning of 11/8 and was sent by ambulance to the hospital. She is alert and communicating but prayers are appreciated for her recovery. Prayers are also appreciated for Doof, as he absolutely despises hospitals.
1/23 Update – Mom was in the hospital for 5 nights and has been in a rehabilitation center since 1/13. Her recovery is slow but steady. Her breathing and mobility are still not back to normal. She is good spirits but wants to be home. They very much appreciate the continued prayers.

1/10 – LA Sue asked for prayers for her brother, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in September. They just learned it moved from stage 2 to stage 4. The chemo treatments and side infections from surgery have so debilitated him that he is considering stopping. Please pray for strength and that he opens his heart to God.
1/18 Update – LA Sue is taking her brother to hospice. He is fading.
1/23 Update – LA Sue’s brother passed away.

1/15 – Sharkman posted on behalf of Niederemeyer’s Dead Horse that NDH was given a prognosis of 6 months to live due to heart failure. The plan is for NDH to move into the Mayo Clinic to receive treatment and wait for a transplant.

1/17 – Emmie asked for prayers. She and her husband are on the verge of foreclosure. Their side hustle of delivery driving ended when a young driver crashed into their car and totaled it. They aren’t able to make the mortgage payments without that extra income. Their church is helping, but it’s a small church.
1/23 Update – They have a loaner/rental car that they can use until they can devise a long term solution, and have found an insurer who will cover delivery driving work. Another friend is supplying a financial cushion during the mortgage reset probationary agreement. But the underlying financial problems persist. They ask for prayers that they would conduct themselves with wisdom, discipline, diligence, prudence, and joy in God’s provision. Emmie specifically asked for prayers in her struggle with resentment and despair.

1/18 – Teresa in Fort Worth sent an update. She had surgery on 12/11, and a pump was installed that will direct medication into the hepatic artery. This will allow a much larger concentration of medication to be applied directly into her liver. This should give fewer side effects and (hopefully) shrink the tumors. It will take several months before they know if this new medication is working, but if it does, they are hoping for an extra 2-3 years before the disease progresses again.

1/19 – NR Pax requested prayers for his father, who had a stroke on 1/16. He went back to the hospital on 1/19 and was in the ICU until 1/23 due to influenza. He is in the hospital and they do not know when he will come home.

1/20 – Inogame asked for prayers. His wife and baby girl (due in February) are healthy, but some bad luck has come to their family. The business they purchased a year ago has taken an abrupt turn and they are trying to understand what is happening. They may not be able to keep their home if they cannot discover and correct the problem. This stress and what it might mean postpartum is worrying them. Thank you all for your prayers in the past.

1/20 – MkY sent an update on his wife Judy, who was diagnosed with Stage IV renal cancer last January. Despite being unable to receive her cancer drugs for 3 months while her port infection healed up, the tumors did not grow and she is feeling strong. Thanks so much for all the prayers! Last week, MkY was diagnosed with fluid on the brain. They operated the same day. They drilled two holes in his skull, inserted tubes, and had him lay flat on his back for 2 days. MkY thanks God for the modern miracles of medicine. He needs to heal quickly since he operates a small business. So far, no complications.

1/24 – NR Pax requested prayers for his father, who had a stroke on 1/16. He went back to the hospital on 1/19 and was in the ICU until 1/23 due to influenza. He is in the hospital and they do not know when he will come home.

1/24 – Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd posted some updates and requests. In the blessings department: blood glucose has continued to fall, well within normal range. BP is good. The hole where his molar used to be is coming along nicely. The youngest has jaw surgery coming up in February. This is many years in the making and should correct her bite and ease the pain in her jaw and ears. She’s not looking forward to the liquid diet, but is looking forward to the pain relief. Prayers are always appreciated, and based on what they have been through, he knows they are efficacious.

1/25 – Pawn at AoS asked for prayers after his dear friend Julia passed away. He asked for strength for himself and his family to fill a very large void in this world. He only has a couple of friends left so asks for protection for them.

1/27 – K asked for prayers for K’s neighbor Mike, whose doctor found a lump near Mike’s esophagus. Many thanks.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.


And I would also like to add:

Romans 8:39

39) neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. (New International Version)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:00 AM




Comments

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1 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 07:44 AM (ZOv7s)

2 Amen.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at January 31, 2026 07:51 AM (FIwBs)

3
Just a one-time prayer request, if I may. Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are traveling to New York for Westminster on Monday.

The weather is cold, snow is likely over the weekend and she's driving an elderly car that needs to go in for servicing this morning in Virginia because of electrical issues.

Any spare thoughts you can throw their way would be appreciated. I've added appeals to St. Christopher during my daily Rosary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 07:51 AM (tgvbd)

4 I love the Fatima prayer.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:51 AM (qFwJc)

5 I am always happy to pray for us. I can't do much else.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:53 AM (qFwJc)

6 Good morning again dear horde with thanks to annie and mh and you morons for praying

mh is the only COB who noods his own threads what a swell guy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

7 Good Saturday morning, horde.

Prayers for all of you.

Hiya, JT!

So many grieving the loss of friends and family. May you/we all be comforted with their memories.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 07:57 AM (h7ZuX)

8 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028 at January 31, 2026 07:57 AM (+HNx/)

9 My oldest friend Bob is dying. The chemo almost killed him and the immunotherapy is not working.

He returned to the Church and received Extreme Unction. He is one of the finest men I have been blessed to know.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:58 AM (qFwJc)

10 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 07:58 AM (Ia/+0)

11 NDH update has received heart transplant and recovering from surgery in ICU. Hope to have ventilator removed and then stepdown to cardiac care unit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

12 Buzzion, thank you for taking Christina into your home. I hope your friendship, combined with professional treatment, help her to overcome and heal.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 07:59 AM (h7ZuX)

13 Never, ever trust a Democrat. Just assume they are lying about everything:

"after the January 23 shooting by law enforcement of Alex Pretti, Senate Democrats reversed on their earlier pledge to avoid another shutdown. "

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

14 {grammie}
{TiFW}
{CoMM}
Hiya JT
Bulg asked for prayers too he is being observed for AFib

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

15 My BiL passes away last Sunday morning, he and sister were in their bi-season home in Florida. My niece is now there with my sister. Would appreciate prayers for them
It was a shock to me when my mom told me, he was having health issues but didn't think that would happen.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 08:02 AM (Ia/+0)

16 Taqiyya. How do you know they are lying?

Their lips are moving.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 08:02 AM (qFwJc)

17 {Her Majesty and the Big Dummy}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

18 He is getting cremation so not sure when a funeral service will happen.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 08:04 AM (Ia/+0)

19 Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 08:02 AM (Ia/+0)
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May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

20 Yonder Horde

Looks like a very light snow is falling now. It's also 5 degrees.

Birds at the feeder don't care.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2026 08:07 AM (jtM2q)

21 So sorry to hear it, Skip. Blessings of comfort for your family.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:08 AM (h7ZuX)

22 The internal temperature of birds ranges from 102 to 109.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2026 08:09 AM (0KSrI)

23 22 The internal temperature of birds ranges from 102 to 109.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2026 08:09 AM (0KSrI)

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I just admire the researchers who managed to keep a thermometer stuck up their butt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2026 08:11 AM (+HNx/)

24 My oldest friend Bob is dying. The chemo almost killed him and the immunotherapy is not working.
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A prayer for his complete and immediate healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

25 I am always happy to pray for us. I can't do much else.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:53 AM (qFwJc)
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It is very important. No prayer goes unheard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:13 AM (ZOv7s)

26 Good morning Mis Hum et al.

The preceding verse adds a fuller list that rounds out verse 39. I love the poetry of those two verses taken together.

Romans 8:38-39 KJV
38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:13 AM (qgHp7)

27 "The internal temperature of birds ranges from 102 to 109."

Before or after basting?

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

28 En mi casa toman Bustelo!

Posted by: Caffeinated Carlos at January 31, 2026 08:14 AM (oftw2)

29 He returned to the Church and received Extreme Unction. He is one of the finest men I have been blessed to know.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:58 AM (qFwJc)
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God be praised!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:15 AM (ZOv7s)

30 Romans 8:38-39 KJV
38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:13 AM (qgHp7)

Thank you for that. It's beautiful. I really need to open the Bible more often.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:16 AM (h7ZuX)

31 Thank you to the everyone for the prayers. My dad is out of the hospital and in the rehab section of his retirement community. The facility tried to drag things out to prevent his admission but mom is a force of rage and she will beat bureaucrats down with documentation.

He's sleeping well and his therapy will begin soon. At this time, I don't know if he'll ever go back home.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 08:16 AM (7xrfc)

32 I thought Scott Adams' deathbed conversion was very moving and telling in its imperfection. Here was a man who could not find faith himself, but let others lead him to it, and his profession was actually a prayer that God help him get the rest of the way there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:16 AM (ZOv7s)

33 Glory to the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.

St. John Bosco, pray for us.

I prayed Rosaries for the intentions, both stated and unstated, of members of the Horde.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 08:17 AM (pJWtt)

34 Hadrian at least she'll be able to visit the Buc-ee's near Harrisonburg.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

35 Willowed (CNN staff whineing)

One area of concern was Jennings being allowed to describe undocumented immigrants as “illegal aliens,” a term that violates the network’s editorial standards, according to Status.
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Too funny

https://tinyurl.com/3wsse62s

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 08:18 AM (o1zkF)

36 The internal temperature of birds ranges from 102 to 109.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Is that when the little red button pops oout?
😀

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:19 AM (qgHp7)

37 I thought Scott Adams' deathbed conversion was very moving and telling in its imperfection.

There were people thinking that he was just converting out of convenience. I think it was sincere but I'm not the one with the knowledge of such things.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 08:20 AM (7xrfc)

38 G'mornin' everyone!

Prayers, with a happy heart, for all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 31, 2026 08:21 AM (Cjt/F)

39 Mornin’, All. Happy Saturday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

40 Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
no on of any consequence - condolences on the impending loss of your friend.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2026 08:22 AM (IDEQi)

41 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 31, 2026 08:24 AM (rgA8J)

42 There were people thinking that he was just converting out of convenience. I think it was sincere but I'm not the one with the knowledge of such things.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 08:20 AM (7xrfc)
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"You're just converting to stay out of hell!"

"And you have a problem with that?"

I'd argue that downplaying the reality of damnation has done immense damage to society. No less than the late George Cardinal Pell said so, and deeply regretted his flirtation with universal salvation. As for its sincerity, that's up to God to sort out, but Pascal's Wager is a valid reason, which is why he came up with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:24 AM (ZOv7s)

43 My wife and I entered the Church together, from very different backgrounds and - as it turned out - for very different reasons. We talked about this just yesterday. She was moved by emotion, by spiritual reasons, feeling that reason couldn't solve everything and sometimes one must rely on faith.

I am the exact opposite. Reason is what convinced me that there has to be something true at the root of Christianity, it couldn't be superstition or a hoax. The historical record was unimpeachable, which is why "Bible scholars" have to break the rules all the time to come up with reasons for doubt. It was only then that the spiritual side became apparent to me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:27 AM (ZOv7s)

44 Do CNN editorial standards preclude calling American citizens “white supremacists” and “nazis”?

Illegal aliens is a legal term of art. It isn’t necessarily derogatory per se, it is a descriptor.

Immigrant has a defined meaning too - describing someone who has passed through a port of entry and has authorization to be in the country.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 08:29 AM (mCOJo)

45 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come and See at January 31, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

46
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2026 08:31 AM (tljrc)

47 https://tinyurl.com/mf5suydh
Saw this on Dailytimewaster and thought of this thread
A coffee stur

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 08:31 AM (Ia/+0)

48 I thought Scott Adams' deathbed conversion was very moving and telling in its imperfection. Here was a man who could not find faith himself, but let others lead him to it, and his profession was actually a prayer that God help him get the rest of the way there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:16 AM (ZOv7s)


I had an interesting conversation with an older Catholic woman last evening. We had been chatting when she mentioned that one of her sons was an atheist.

I asked if he was a scientist or engineer. She replied that he was. I told her that he was mistakenly thinking that faith was an irrational belief: science can only deal in the material, but does not answer why we commonly recognize transcendental qualities: such as, how much does beauty weigh or what is the meaning of life.

I recommended that she give her son a book that was recently published (God, the Science, the Evidence by Michel-Yves Bollore and Olivier Bonnassies). The book presents scientific evidence so convincing that intellectually-honest atheists have had conversion experiences, and at least admit to the existence of some sort of creator God.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 08:32 AM (pJWtt)

49 his profession was actually a prayer that God help him get the rest of the way there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:16 AM (ZOv7s)

I understand this perfectly. I call myself a doubtful believer. I'm not sure I actually believe in God, or if it's habit from growing up in church. An omnipresent, omnipotent God seems irrational to me, but nothing else seems more rational, so I go with it.

I can point to many instances in my life when I was out of answers or options. But I pray, and always in the nick of time, I had answers and options.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:33 AM (h7ZuX)

50 Was outside playing a little, still under 10 degrees and have a cup.of coffee left

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 08:34 AM (Ia/+0)

51 I recommended that she give her son a book that was recently published (God, the Science, the Evidence by Michel-Yves Bollore and Olivier Bonnassies). The book presents scientific evidence so convincing that intellectually-honest atheists have had conversion experiences, and at least admit to the existence of some sort of creator God.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 08:32 AM (pJWtt)
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A turning point for me was the realization that there is more and better evidence for Christ than there is for Julius Caesar. I totally nerded out on ancient history in high school and college, reading all the Greek and Latin authors (in translation, of course) I could find. I kept seeing the same thing: "We have this one partial copy of a single text that tells us all we know about this topic."

And then I came across "Bible scholars" nit-picking inconsequential errors from the many manuscripts separated by centuries and thousands of miles to find a way to cast doubt on the reliability of scripture.

I should add that I never wanted to be Catholic. Like many other converts, I was dragged kicking and screaming into it. Weird how that happens.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:38 AM (ZOv7s)

52 here is the deal. If Ted Kennedy is in heaven I don't want to be there

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 31, 2026 08:38 AM (jrgJz)

53
update on Neidermeyers Dead Horse:

she had the successful heart transplant surgery on Monday, and by Thursday she was "off the ECMO machine"

as of yesterday, she was off the intubation and was coherent & communicating (she's already asking for her phone)

the plan was to move her out of the ICU "this weekend"

her daughter, Misti, is updating NDH's twitter @NeidsG (last update was yesterday afternoon)

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2026 08:39 AM (tljrc)

54 Atheism or agnosticism is one thing. Well two things maybe. Anyway, some folks have an extreme hatred of even the concept of God or creator. It seems to result in disordered thinking. For all that I’ve met plenty of bible thumpers who are as crooked as a 3 dollar bill, so ..

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 08:39 AM (mCOJo)

55 here is the deal. If Ted Kennedy is in heaven I don't want to be there
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 31, 2026 08:38 AM (jrgJz)
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Every soul lost to Satan is a defeat. The most glorious victories are not good people getting their just reward but terrible sinners finding salvation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:40 AM (ZOv7s)

56 here is the deal. If Ted Kennedy is in heaven I don't want to be there
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 31, 2026 08:38 AM (jrgJz)
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I hope you don't mean that; in your place, I would worry before placing my judgement ahead of God's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 08:41 AM (QbC6G)

57 I'm back from my shave, having a last cup of black juice before heading out. Good thoughts to all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 08:41 AM (wzUl9)

58 I understand this perfectly. I call myself a doubtful believer. I'm not sure I actually believe in God, or if it's habit from growing up in church. An omnipresent, omnipotent God seems irrational to me, but nothing else seems more rational, so I go with it.

I can point to many instances in my life when I was out of answers or options. But I pray, and always in the nick of time, I had answers and options.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:33 AM (h7ZuX)


Without faith in God, there is despair. I'm an engineer and am in the school-of-thought with A.H. Lloyd. Reason and science all point to Aristotle's Unmoved Prime Mover.

Furthermore, the historical evidence that Jesus of Nazareth existed is irrefutable: multiple contemporary non-Christian documents mention Him, even if to disparage his divinity. The only legitimate dispute is was He the Son of God as He and His Apostles claimed, or a mad man or a liar.

Faith is not irrational. I would argue that atheism is irrational.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 08:42 AM (pJWtt)

59 If Ted Kennedy is in heaven I don't want to be there

I get that but consider this: If he truly repented of his actions and begged forgiveness, he could be admitted. And Heaven is vast enough that the odds of you running into him could be as small as you want.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 08:43 AM (7xrfc)

60 ...how much does beauty weigh...

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Well, according to the popular culture that number has increased substantially in recent years.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:43 AM (qgHp7)

61 Atheism or agnosticism is one thing. Well two things maybe. Anyway, some folks have an extreme hatred of even the concept of God or creator. It seems to result in disordered thinking. For all that I’ve met plenty of bible thumpers who are as crooked as a 3 dollar bill, so ..
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 08:39 AM (mCOJo)
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When they would bury the Hapsburg emperors, they would take the casket to the door of the cathedral and they would have the doors closed. The herald would knock and a voice inside would say: "Who is there?"

And the herald would reply with a bunch of his royal titles, and the response would be "I don't know him."

And then he would reply again with even more impressive titles, and the reply would be the same. Finally, the herald with just give his first name, and say "a sinner."

"You may enter."

Very cool.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:44 AM (ZOv7s)

62 It is colder than Hillary’s (uh sorry, I meant a witch’s) backside here in DFW this morning… brrrr

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 08:44 AM (xT8gx)

63 I have faith enough that God will judge and those found to be guilty will pay.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 08:46 AM (Ia/+0)

64 Whenever I can’t sleep, a quick prayer and I am out for the duration. Why I don’t and toss and turn instead, I don’t know. People are strange.

Posted by: Accomack at January 31, 2026 08:46 AM (S8ZfB)

65 Don't tell me I can't drink bacon. I have maple bacon-flavored coffee!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 31, 2026 08:47 AM (kpS4V)

66 58 I agree. Atheism is irrational.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

67
"You're just converting to stay out of hell!"

It may be imperfect contrition, but it's still contrition.

I was lapsed for 30-plus years. I really wish I could say I returned to the Faith for the love of God, but it's not quite true. It was because I felt He was asking more of me than I was doing at that point. I try to persevere because He set standards that I owe it to Him to try to fulfill. But the love of God remains beyond me right now.

I pray frequently every day: on getting up, the Angelus at noon, the Rosary during the day and evening prayers before going to bed. I say the Litany of Loreto before Mass and a prayer to the Virgin Mary afterwards. They aren't empty exercises and I'm happy to do so because they set a frame for me and give Him what He deserves.

But to talk to Him personally has always been extremely difficult for me, as though He has better things to do than listen to the likes of me. I never feel fervor and I'm envious of those who do.

It makes me aware of just how damaging my time away from the Faith has been. But slowly, my conduct is improving and maybe someday I'll feel the love for Him that I should.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 08:48 AM (tgvbd)

68 here is the deal. If Ted Kennedy is in heaven I don't want to be there
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 31, 2026 08:38 AM (jrgJz)
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Every soul lost to Satan is a defeat. The most glorious victories are not good people getting their just reward but terrible sinners finding salvation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 08:40 AM (ZOv7s)


Jesus Christ instructed us to "judge not." That doesn't mean that we are not to condemn bad behavior, or not give good counsel. I don't waste any time questioning God's mercy or judgement.

Did Kennedy repent of his evil acts? Perhaps. Did he perform any acts of contrition or reparation? I'm doubtful. But, the fate of Ted Kennedy's immortal soul is between him and God.

When I pray for my enemies - as Jesus taught us to do - I pray that they soften their hearts, recognize the evil that they have committed, repent and do acts of contrition, and thus save their souls.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 08:50 AM (pJWtt)

69 Sydney Sweeney’s beauties weigh quite a bit, I suspect.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)

70 Temp is hovering around freezing, wind chill of 21. I'm sitting here at home wearing my thick alpaca sweater over a shirt and with a blanket over my legs. For some reason I get cold sooner than I used to. Some mild weight loss from cutting out sugar a few years ago, I guess.

Aside from my haircut, I have to stop at the pharmacy inside Target to pick up an Rx. I hope to be back home by 10:30.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 08:51 AM (wzUl9)

71 Who is going to heaven and who isn’t? We humans don’t know (except regarding our own soul)…. I find the words of our Lord in John 3 both a comfort and yet full of mystery.

Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.

I didn’t make any contribution to my physical birth… I can’t make any contribution to my spiritual birth. It is a miraculous act of the Spirit of God. My only contribution is belief…. What exactly that means I don’t know other than I know I believe. Everyone (even Mother Theresa… even Saint Peter!) has/had doubts

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 08:52 AM (xT8gx)

72 Don't tell me I can't drink bacon. I have maple bacon-flavored coffee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 31, 2026


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There are maple-scented pipe tobaccos, and plenty with a hint of campfire and barbecue sauce. I wonder if there is one with bacon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)

73 Judge not as Christians. But, as citizens, we all wear the purple of Caesar.

Posted by: Accomack at January 31, 2026 08:54 AM (S8ZfB)

74 ...how much does beauty weigh...

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Well, according to the popular culture that number has increased substantially in recent years.
Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:43 AM (qgHp7)

Good one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

75 "off the ECMO machine"

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Brief primer for those who may not be familiar with it:"

Extracorporeal Membrane Oxygenation or ECMO is a temporary means of augmenting cardiac and lung function during an interim where those functions are recovering from major dysfunction.

During any open heart surgery, the heart is stopped and blood is rerouted through a heart-lung bypass machine, whihc does exactly that, it bypasses the heart AND the lungs. Oxygen and CO2 are exchanged as the blood passes by a membrane, temperature and chemical balance are regulated.

ECMO is in essence a smaller version of a bypass machine that is portable enough to operate in an ICU room, and can provide up to several days of support while the heart is recovering from an injury or in the case of a transplant, the stress of being in an Igloo ice chest for a few hours.

(cont.)

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:57 AM (qgHp7)

76 You can judge all you want. We all make judgements every day. What you can't do is condemn anyone to hell.

That action belongs to G-d and him alone. Not even Jesus can do that.

"thou shall not judge" is just the first of many re-writings of the Bible to take hold.

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 31, 2026 08:58 AM (89Sog)

77 I wonder if there is one with bacon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Wonder no more:

https://tinyurl.com/3jzk4p9t

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 08:58 AM (7xrfc)

78 “ You, God, are my God, earnestly I seek you; I thirst for you, my whole being longs for you, in a dry and parched land where there is no water.”

Psalm 63:1

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2026 08:58 AM (zw+xd)

79 A balmy 14 this morning with a light coating of snow, and a good day to All.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 31, 2026 08:58 AM (1lTYe)

80 But to talk to Him personally has always been extremely difficult for me, as though He has better things to do than listen to the likes of me. I never feel fervor and I'm envious of those who do.

It makes me aware of just how damaging my time away from the Faith has been. But slowly, my conduct is improving and maybe someday I'll feel the love for Him that I should.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 08:48 AM (tgvbd)


I'm in the same boat you are in. Mrs. Cop has a much personal relationship with God than I do.

Now, my 16 year-old grandson (the one that converted to Catholicism), that kid is imbued with the Holy Spirit and he LOVES Eucharistic Adoration. We've had more than one person in our parish ask us if we think he will eventually become a priest.

I think what helped him is that he has been going to Mass with us since he was about 6, and I had self-taught myself the Catechism and articles of faith that I was not taught in the 1970s as a child myself, so I was able to give him good instruction during his formative years.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 08:59 AM (pJWtt)

81 A desire to be saved is itself the sign of the Holy Spirit working in us. The 'Natural Man' has no desire for a God. We cannot even want to be saved without his intervention.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 31, 2026 08:59 AM (jc0TO)

82 I will say this: you Catholics who drop those prayer cards here and there, keep it up.

Three times in my life, when I was pondering monumental decisions, unsure how to solve a problem in my life, I have happened across these cards, prayed the prayers as instructed, and received the help I sought.

Rational, or irrational? I don't know, and I no longer care. I am grateful for the help.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:59 AM (h7ZuX)

83 The warmup is on its way, but it's still 11 here with a wind chill at zero.

It should get into the upper 20s next week. I'll break out the shorts and sandals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

84 Got willowed but have a video on thst Hoverbike, no way its real. No more thrust out back from looks like 2 bathroom fans.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Ia/+0)

85 (cont.)

ECMO can be used in several scenarios including pst-transplant, post drowning, post complex congenital heart surgery and others.

It is not, however, a permanent or sustainable technique. Longest I've seen was about two weeks. Therefore it has to serve as a delaying measure, or as we refer to it a "bridge" to something else. It can be a bridge to recovery, a bridge to transplant, or sadly in some cases a bridge to nowhere.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:02 AM (qgHp7)

86 35 right now outside, rising up by about 10 degrees by this afternoon, then dropping to 26 degrees overnight. 10 day forecast says no more sub-freezing temps expected.

My thoughts turn to when to apply pre-emergent weed killer. The timing is tricky.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:02 AM (wVcYX)

87 A desire to be saved is itself the sign of the Holy Spirit working in us. The 'Natural Man' has no desire for a God. We cannot even want to be saved without his intervention.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 31, 2026 08:59 AM (jc0TO)
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Wisdom begins with fear of the Lord.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:03 AM (ZOv7s)

88 I love to take a long jog every Saturday morning for exercise (and enjoyment of the outdoors). But this is now the second Saturday in a row that weather prevents… last Saturday an ice storm, today it’s too cold…. For the moment. I’m somewhat stubborn so I’m gonna wait until around noon when it’s “warmed up” to 28 degrees and the wind has died down a bit and I’m gonna do my “morning” jog in the early afternoon…. Improvise, adapt, overcome — Gunny Sgt Highway

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 09:05 AM (xT8gx)

89 Don't tell me I can't drink bacon. I have maple bacon-flavored coffee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 31, 2026 08:47 AM


Ok. But let's talk about the pants requirement on the prestigous Book Thread.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 31, 2026 09:05 AM (0sNs1)

90
ECMO can be used in several scenarios including pst-transplant, post drowning, post complex congenital heart surgery and others.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:02 AM


thanks, Muldoon

I didn't know what ECMO was, just that graduating off of it was a good sign

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2026 09:06 AM (tljrc)

91 I will say this: you Catholics who drop those prayer cards here and there, keep it up.

Three times in my life, when I was pondering monumental decisions, unsure how to solve a problem in my life, I have happened across these cards, prayed the prayers as instructed, and received the help I sought.

Rational, or irrational? I don't know, and I no longer care. I am grateful for the help.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:59 AM (h7ZuX)


During my reversion back to the Catholic Church, I had come across an old prayer book published in the 1950s. One of the prayers was along the lines of, "Jesus how can I serve you and the Church?" I $h!t you not, I heard a voice answer me!

I was alone in the house, and the answer was completely unexpected but has brought me to taking a much more active role in my parish.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2026 09:06 AM (pJWtt)

92 I'm a lily of the field. God is my gardener.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)

93 Rational, or irrational? I don't know, and I no longer care. I am grateful for the help.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 08:59 AM (h7ZuX)
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"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." A fun line delivered by Sir Alec Guinness who was a Catholic convert. He first gave it serious consideration when playing a priest and filming in France and a little boy, thinking he was a real priest, just walked up to him and talked to him while holding his hand. The level of trust amazed him.

He began dropping into churches, praying from time to time, and when his son became ill, he made a vow to convert while praying for his son, who was healed, and who also was raised in the Church.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZOv7s)

94 Oh, one more thing. ECMO does not have to be total bypass. It can be used to only partially offload the heart and can be gradually weaned off as cardiac function improves, as in NDH's case. In other words, partial heart-lung bypass rather than total.

Thus endeth today's lesson.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:08 AM (qgHp7)

95 Wolfus, it looks like the current temperature in Owensboro is 13 degrees, but feels like 1 degree.
So there's that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

96 I wonder if there is one with bacon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Wonder no more:

https://tinyurl.com/3jzk4p9t
Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026


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Thanks, NR! I think I've actually seen it in person at my local pipe/cigar shop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 09:09 AM (wzUl9)

97 Muldoon — Your patients are very fortunate to have you! Excellent doctors are hard to find these days in my experience

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 09:12 AM (xT8gx)

98 My thoughts turn to when to apply pre-emergent weed killer. The timing is tricky.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:02 AM

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When you see the forsythia blooming.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

99 Wolfus, it looks like the current temperature in Owensboro is 13 degrees, but feels like 1 degree.
So there's that.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026


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When I move, I will either need to buy a treadmill or join a gym. It'd be difficult to work out in that, and I certainly can't laze around all winter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

100 My plan is to retire and become a nomad for five years.
I'll chase 70 degree weather.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)

101 I love to take a long jog every Saturday morning for exercise (and enjoyment of the outdoors). But this is now the second Saturday in a row that weather prevents… last Saturday an ice storm, today it’s too cold…. For the moment. I’m somewhat stubborn so I’m gonna wait until around noon when it’s “warmed up” to 28 degrees and the wind has died down a bit and I’m gonna do my “morning” jog in the early afternoon…. Improvise, adapt, overcome — Gunny Sgt Highway
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026


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I've had to shift my workouts this last ten days to the afternoons. I don't like it much. Too much traffic on the streets leading to the walking trail. When I go at five or six am, there are very few cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 09:15 AM (wzUl9)

102 Winter is meant for lazing around.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:15 AM (77rzZ)

103 My thoughts turn to when to apply pre-emergent weed killer. The timing is tricky.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:02 AM (wVcYX)
~~~~~

Ever heard of Ralph Snodsmith? He used to have a radio garden show years ago. Anyway, the only thing I remember him saying, repeatedly, was to "Get your pre-emergent crab grass control down before the blossoms fall from the forsythia."

I don't know why I remember that or why I even listened to his show. I lived in Manhattan at the time.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2026 09:16 AM (3ImbR)

104 Government shutdown includes Department of Defense just as we may be about to liberate Iran. Coincidence?

Posted by: Rip N Read at January 31, 2026 09:16 AM (fr4zq)

105 Bulg how you holding up?

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Ia/+0)

106 I'm rather intolerant of black-pilling these days, and it's a combination of faith and gratitude for the super-abundance of blessings we are currently seeing. Honestly, Ace could (and maybe should) do a week of nothing but good news, because it's out there.

I saw that we surpassed Japan for steel production for the first time in 32 years. What!? I was told by every economist that immutable laws prevented a revival of American industry. Learn to code and all that. Wages are starting to rise and rents starting to fall. As winter loosens its grip, yard work and construction crews are going to have more and better paid citizen employees.

This boom is only getting started and it's going to be the biggest thing in 40 years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:18 AM (ZOv7s)

107 But to talk to Him personally has always been extremely difficult for me, as though He has better things to do than listen to the likes of me. I never feel fervor and I'm envious of those who do.
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Hashem knows every blade of grass and every grain of sand. You think hashem doesn't know you, the pinnacle of Creation?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 09:18 AM (RIvkX)

108 ...how much does beauty weigh...

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Well, according to the popular culture that number has increased substantially in recent years.
Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 08:43 AM (qgHp7)


Heh. Nice.

Who knew a concept with no calories could be so fattening?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2026 09:18 AM (iJfKG)

109 Prayers for all the Horde in need

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 31, 2026 09:18 AM (Frj3y)

110 Learn to coal.

Posted by: West Virginia Employment Commission at January 31, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

111 105 OK, Skip. Just sitting here on the couch, counting down to 1546 when I can take this contraption off (the heart monitor thingy).

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

112 I've had to shift my workouts this last ten days to the afternoons. I don't like it much. Too much traffic on the streets leading to the walking trail. When I go at five or six am, there are very few cars.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 09:15 AM (wzUl9)

Yes, early morning is my preference. Fewer people and more peaceful

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (xT8gx)

113 Don't tell me I can't drink bacon. I have maple bacon-flavored coffee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 31, 2026 08:47 AM

Hmmm. Maybe those who like butter in their coffee could try bacon fat instead.

Sounds awful to me, but I'm picky that way.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (h7ZuX)

114 Winter is meant for lazing around.
Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:15 AM (77rzZ)
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I do not expect to gain any ground with winter workouts, just try to limit losses until I get get outside again. There is absolutely no good reason to try running or even serious walking with ice on the sidewalk. I knew that when I was in my 20s and it's doubly true now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (ZOv7s)

115 Posted by: LinusVanPelt

******

Thanks for the kind words. I was a bit of a throwback and could not in good faith function in an Obamacare world. I retired from practice in 2019 and although I miss some aspects, have no regrets.

Just this past week I saw a local news story about a 9 year old boy doing a fundraiser for Make-A-Wish. Turns out he is a boy that was referred to me within hours of birth, with hypoplastic left hear syndrome. I vividly remember making the diagnosis and sitting down with the family to inform them of what would come. Three heart surgeries and later a transplant (after I retired) here he was. A nice memory.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (qgHp7)

116 When you see the forsythia blooming.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

Ever heard of Ralph Snodsmith? He used to have a radio garden show years ago. Anyway, the only thing I remember him saying, repeatedly, was to "Get your pre-emergent crab grass control down before the blossoms fall from the forsythia."

I don't know why I remember that or why I even listened to his show. I lived in Manhattan at the time.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2026 09:16 AM (3ImbR)

Thanks, both of you. Just one question. What is a forsythia?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)

117 Good morning MisHum, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (sVV4J)

118 Learn to coal.
Posted by: West Virginia Employment Commission at January 31, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)
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How come no one worried about gender imbalances in coal mining or the crab fleets?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

119 I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

120 My son puts honey in his coffee.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

121 *Thanks, both of you. Just one question. What is a forsythia?*

+++
I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Al Gore's Amazing Internet at January 31, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

122 I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)
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I started using heavy whipping cream and I like it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:23 AM (ZOv7s)

123 A balmy 20 degrees here in DFW, enjoying my HEB pecan coffee.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2026 09:24 AM (0U5gm)

124 Bacon-flavored Spam seems a bit of overkill.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:24 AM (wVcYX)

125 Hey it's up to 6° here. When I posted on Pixy's thread I was 0°. Got down to -8 here in the MidHudson last night

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2026 09:25 AM (IDEQi)

126 Bacon-flavored Spam seems a bit of overkill.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:24 AM (wVcYX)
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One could just fry it in bacon grease.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:25 AM (ZOv7s)

127 Don't knock it 'till you've fried it.
In honey butter.

Posted by: Spam at January 31, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions - those requested and those known but to God.

Prayers please for our Grand Knight Paul - he has a constellation of cardiac issues and has been taken to his childhood home in Memphis by his sister to die.

Continued prayers are also asked for our great nation and all those who work for the ideals that we strive for.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2026 09:26 AM (cYBz/)

129 Oh, re ECMO, for those in Rio Linda:

Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, and oxygen is good.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:27 AM (qgHp7)

130 Forsythia:

https://tinyurl.com/3w7k2y92

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2026 09:28 AM (3ImbR)

131 Thanks, both of you. Just one question. What is a forsythia?
Posted by: Count de Monet

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2026 09:28 AM (cYBz/)

132 The UN is running out of money. Anyway...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2026 09:29 AM (IDEQi)

133 Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:20 AM (qgHp7)

You got the same satisfaction from your work as did(does) my dad. He was a pastor for many years (still preaches and visits at hospitals part time) and it’s amazing to me how many lives he touched… people he runs into etc

I went into engineering and it’s had its own rewards but less significant I think… maybe if I had a do over I might’ve been a pastor. No do overs though. I’m content, but do occasionally think of Frost’s “road not taken”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 09:29 AM (xT8gx)

134 So much loss and suffering in this world. Thank God He is in control, and that while this is difficult, and sometimes feels impossible, we know that this life is temporary and short. Eternity is forever.
May all those who are suffering, or have loved ones suffering/dying, know the peace of God, even in the small things. May He comfort them and hold them close.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 31, 2026 09:30 AM (nz1sK)

135 Something I've been meaning to mention is that the reason why the left is using incendiary language is because that is all they have left. The Old Left actually featured hard men of action, but they all died off, and now we have noodle-armed soyboys, drama queens and AWFLS, none of whom are of any use in a fight.

They also grew up in a society where pouting and being a helpless victim was a path to power, and threats never had to be acted upon, because everyone always caved. So now they are in a situation where they are facing calm, determined, systematic resistance and all they can do is scream louder. That's their play.

Now there is some kinetic action, but it's very limited compared to the late 1960s, when whole cities burned. The violence now is performative, and its also inorganic, that is to say not staffed by true believers but by otherwise unemployable mentally ill mercenaries. (cont)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

136 I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Al Gore's Amazing Internet at January 31, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

Yes, forsythia grows well in Texas, particularly in North Texas, Northeast Texas, East Texas, and Southeast Texas. It thrives best in areas east of I-35, especially where soils are moist, slightly acidic to neutral, and rich in organic matter.

Blooming Time: Forsythia blooms in late February to mid-March, often alongside early daffodils and red japonica, marking one of the first signs of spring in Texas.

Truly amazing invention, Al. Much obliged. How's the chakra release quest going?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)

137 Here was a man who could not find faith himself, but let others lead him to it, and his profession was actually a prayer that God help him get the rest of the way there.

Mark 19:23-24

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2026 09:32 AM (Fs0KI)

138 There’s no need to believe it’s overly complicated or involves a complex understanding of theology. It doesn’t.

All it takes is to open your heart to God. Let him in. He’s standing right beside you, as He always has and always will.

Even in your darkest moments, when you feel abandoned and think He’s turned away from you- He has not. He’s guiding you through those difficult moments- pray for understanding.

I’ve seen some terrible things. Things that made me wonder where He was in all that horror. Then at one point He told me, Marcus, I’m right here where I’ve always been. Open your heart and soul to me and realize I have never left your side. At that moment I looked back and realized He carried me through all of it. Every single moment. At first I felt ashamed, but that turned to indescribable joy.

God, and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is an awesome God. There is nothing He cannot do. Pray to Him. Ask him to forgive you for your sins and come in to your life. You will find magnificent peace and fulfillment. You will find great comfort and joy in your soul. Praise God in Heaven.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2026 09:32 AM (zw+xd)

139 The Old Left actually featured hard men of action, but they all died off, and now we have noodle-armed soyboys, drama queens and AWFLS, none of whom are of any use in a fight.

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: LGBTQ+FDFJOEMGRFGM at January 31, 2026 09:33 AM (Riz8t)

140 No do overs though. I’m content, but do occasionally think of Frost’s “road not taken”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

***********

No harm in that as long as it is wistful 'what-if-ery' and not burdened by regerts. I sometimes think I could have been a detective.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:33 AM (qgHp7)

141
How come no one worried about gender imbalances in coal mining or the crab fleets?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

__________

Men die on the job at 13 times the rate of women. When that gender imbalance is corrected, I'll start worrying about the number of female CEOs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 09:33 AM (tgvbd)

142 Yes, early morning is my preference. Fewer people and more peaceful
——-

Plus the feelings of innate superiority, as you contemplate all those lazy bone slugs wallowing in bed at 0545 when they oughtta be up and at ‘em, being productive. One should bring a bullhorn on early morning jogs, to encourage suburbia with motivational messages decrying their slovenly habits

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 09:34 AM (itAZI)

143 "How's the chakra release quest going?"

+++
Not too well. Seems it's in a lock box.
Like Social Security.

Posted by: I used to be the next president of the United States at January 31, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Because the left has controlled the commanding heights of finance for at least 20 years, they have gotten lazy and stupid. This is partly because the Soros-type evil geniuses have been replaced by idiot nepotist diversity hires. They don't bother to hide their corruption because they think that they have a right to it.

This makes it laughably easy to roll up those networks, which is happening under the radar. Lots of people want to see results, but that takes time, not just to build the case, but to identify prosecutors who will purposefully tank what should have been slam-dunk prosecutions. Even so, the pinch is already being felt, and a lot of their troopers are being laid off, which also limits future contributions.

The left also knows that if it goes full kinetic, it will lose instantly. The training they are getting stresses this, and their hope is to make martyrs that sway the soccer moms. The problem is that soccer moms are the ones being raped, and they fear for the safety of themselves and their children. No one cares about gang members being deported. (cont)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ZOv7s)

145 I'm drinking 3 day old coffee this morning because it is
wrong to waste coffee. I wish I had some 2 day old pie.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2026 09:35 AM (LHPAg)

146 Plus the feelings of innate superiority, as you contemplate all those lazy bone slugs wallowing in bed at 0545 when they oughtta be up and at ‘em, being productive.

That's nice, but it won't help you in the long run. You're not one of the elect. Sorry.

Posted by: John Calvin at January 31, 2026 09:35 AM (Riz8t)

147 Plus the feelings of innate superiority, as you contemplate all those lazy bone slugs wallowing in bed at 0545 when they oughtta be up and at ‘em, being productive. One should bring a bullhorn on early morning jogs, to encourage suburbia with motivational messages decrying their slovenly habits
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 09:34 AM (itAZI)

The spirit of Gunny Hartman live on!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

148 119 I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)


Someone should package this in a spray can.

Ghee Whiz

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (FMtrg)

149 I might be more tolerant of the cold if the sun would shine. Early in the week, after the winter storm, the sky cleared and it was sunny. Air temperature was 22 or so, but no wind. The back of the house faces south. Up against the the house, on the deck, it was 58 degrees.

I had a cigar. It was quiet, the roads were a mess so, no traffic. Peaceful. But I'm pretty much sick of winter now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (jtM2q)

150 67 Hadrian, the Lord is infinite. He has time to listen to everyone who comes to him.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

151
Yes, early morning is my preference. Fewer people and more peaceful

__________

The time between morning chores at 5:00 (or earlier) and getting Her Majesty's coffee at 7:00 is my favorite part of the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (tgvbd)

152 At what was the lowest point in my life, and I was alone, an elderly couples stopped by my table at a McDonald's. The man gave me a prayer card. Not Jehovah's witness, just people. And this has never happened before or since.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Xbquz)

153 "How come no one worried about gender imbalances in coal mining or the crab fleets?"


*polite cough*

Posted by: Roofers and oilfield workers at January 31, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

154 Early in the week, after the winter storm, the sky cleared and it was sunny. Air temperature was 22 or so, but no wind. The back of the house faces south. Up against the the house, on the deck, it was 58 degrees.

I had a cigar. It was quiet, the roads were a mess so, no traffic. Peaceful. But I'm pretty much sick of winter now.


You are mistaken. There is only unrelenting heat now.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 31, 2026 09:37 AM (Riz8t)

155 148 119 I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

Someone should package this in a spray can.

Ghee Whiz
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (FMtrg)
KerryGold Unsalted Irish butter.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2026 09:37 AM (LHPAg)

156 Skip, I am sorry for your loss

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 31, 2026 09:37 AM (rjRKB)

157 This brings me to the genius of Trump's strategy focusing on detainers and local law enforcement participation. These idiots are literally planting their flag on defending child rapists from federal officers. Great idea! That's really going to win middle America over to the cause.

The lethal incidents didn't pan out, and the relatively tiny forces in play have a low loss threshold. They thought this would be cost-free, and this changes the calculous completely.

Note also that local law enforcement is also locally led, so the police chiefs and sheriffs are under intense pressure to keep the streets safe and many will lose their jobs if they keep releasing rapists back onto the street. I live in a liberal college town, but they absolutely call the cops in a hot minute if they think there is a threat. If the local cops were letting rapists go, there would be hell to pay. (cont)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:38 AM (ZOv7s)

158 Faith is more than words; what is fruit of faith? This is what I note about Scott Adam’s life: his actual life was always a moral and honorable one. He not simply lived a moral life; he used his talents to the best of his ability, and especially in the last years focused on using his particular talents to be of service to those around him.
If that is not a Godly life, what is?
And so at the end he finally mastered his pride and said what he already was showing in his life. Good for him! He’d done the hard part long before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2026 09:38 AM (ai6/n)

159 BTW someone once asked me- “How do I worship God? Where do I start?”. And I replied, “That’s easy, start on your knees”.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2026 09:38 AM (zw+xd)

160 > 119 I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

And the person who brings the coffee could be called the Gheezer Butler.

Posted by: Black Sabbath at January 31, 2026 09:38 AM (IG3/x)

161
Plus the feelings of innate superiority, as you contemplate all those lazy bone slugs wallowing in bed at 0545 when they oughtta be up and at ‘em, being productive

___________

Cold shower, journal entry, granola smoothie. That's what the go-getters on LinkedIn tell me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 09:39 AM (tgvbd)

162 The land the UN building is on was purchased from a real estate developer by Rockefeller and then donated. The original intent was a large area “zone”, comparable to District of Columbia. Residents decided that was a bad idea.

The building itself was funded by a zero interest multimillion dollar loan by the United States. “Paid back on time” we are told, though the US is the principal source of money anyhow.

Visitors at one time were free to wander around the building, and admission was free. Not anymore.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 09:39 AM (itAZI)

163 Anybody else sick of Sweeney? Talk about overexposed. I blame Big Sweeney.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 09:42 AM (vFG9F)

164 Plus the feelings of innate superiority, as you contemplate all those lazy bone slugs wallowing in bed at 0545 when they oughtta be up and at ‘em, being productive. One should bring a bullhorn on early morning jogs, to encourage suburbia with motivational messages decrying their slovenly habits
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2026 09:34 AM (itAZI)

I laughed. At the height of covid insanity I lived in LA and they actually “closed” the beach… which is where I did my jogging then… one day I decided enough was enough… I got up at 4am and did my usual jog on the “closed” beach. Had to dodge around a few barriers that had been placed but no one bothered me in the morning solitude…. It was ghost town on Manhattan Beach at 5am… then I got more bold and started going down there at 7am after sunrise. No one ever bothered me. Close the beach… galactically idiotic and retarded

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 09:42 AM (xT8gx)

165 This is why Trump didn't and won't invoke the Insurrection Act. Like the Sword of Damocles, its virtue is that it hangs, not that it falls. I suppose Trump could be pushed into it, but that would be what happens - the locals start begging for it and the governor or mayor is in open, unmistakable rebellion, tearing down the flag or some other stupid symbolic act.

Another crazy thing is the tiny amount of forces engaged. Trump federalizing the Minnesota ARNG would quadruple his resources, hilariously overmatching the opposition. You can bet Walz knows that, which is why he talks out of both sides of his mouth. Trump knows it, too, which is why he leaves out there.

The upshot: this was not a brilliant strategy by the left, but a desperate spoiling attack. The fraud coming out is only going to get worse, and Walz had to move before he was indicted.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:43 AM (ZOv7s)

166 Those of us that are still productive at midnight and chose to sleep late don't get any credit.

Healthy wealthy and wise, my ass.


I blame Ben Franklin and Big Proverb.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

167 Note also that local law enforcement is also locally led, so the police chiefs and sheriffs are under intense pressure to keep the streets safe and many will lose their jobs if they keep releasing rapists back onto the street.

And yet...

https://is.gd/2sFDbI

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)

168 163 A lot of guys would be happy to take Sweeney out of the public eye.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

169 Good morning Horde, I am praying for all of us.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2026 09:46 AM (0nHVk)

170
Those of us that are still productive at midnight and chose to sleep late don't get any credit.

__________

Her Majesty is one of those people. The problem arises when she needs (or just wants) my assistance then. I get very grouchy when I'm sleepy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 09:46 AM (tgvbd)

171 This is what I note about Scott Adam’s life: his actual life was always a moral and honorable one.

*******

Peter (2 Peter Ch. 1) instructs the early Church disciples in how to grow in their faith. It starts with an attitude of virtue/morality, then seeking knowledge/truth, applying self-restraint, diligence, then seeking godliness and eventually growing in brotherly love and agape love/charity.

It's a process. And there will be setbacks.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2026 09:46 AM (qgHp7)

172 I’m not sure it’s possible for Sydney Sweeney to be overexposed… IYKWIMAITYD

Hubba hubba

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 31, 2026 09:48 AM (xT8gx)

173 We agree she's got great genes. Which resulted in great golden globes.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at January 31, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

174 At what was the lowest point in my life, and I was alone, an elderly couples stopped by my table at a McDonald's. The man gave me a prayer card. Not Jehovah's witness, just people. And this has never happened before or since.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Xbquz)
====
Nah the lowest point in anyone's life would be at an Arby's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

175 With only talk and a occasional picture of Sydney can't say I am tired of her

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 09:51 AM (Ia/+0)

176 "Be kind, be nice. Being Pretti good isn't good enough."

That made me chuckle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 09:51 AM (vWWqj)

177 Is being Pretti good better than being Renee Good?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 31, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

178 And yet...

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)
---
That does not refute my position. In dysfunctional cities, you get dysfunctional law enforcement.

Another piece that I should address is the scope of voter fraud. I think we will find that the margin of fraud may be 20% in some jurisdictions. The slow, methodical grind is going to expose that bit by bit, which is another reason for the paid riots which - to be very clear - end the minute local cops are allowed to shut it down.

There's a lot of bad-mouthing police here, and I will say that based on accounts I've seen, the inner city cops are either hopelessly corrupt, time-servers watching the calendar or rookies trying to build a resume until they can transfer out and at this late day, the skew is heavily toward the third group. Portland the Seattle famously are undermanned, and they are getting the least qualified applicants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:53 AM (ZOv7s)

179 Nah the lowest point in anyone's life would be at an Arby's.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Pfffft! White Castle has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2026 09:54 AM (cYBz/)

180 I liked the story of the couple and their giving you a prayer card. Thanks, JM in IL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 09:54 AM (vWWqj)

181 Anybody else sick of Sweeney? Talk about overexposed. I blame Big Sweeney.

I don't care about her one way or the other except that my ideological opponents seem to hate her which pleases me. Because I'm petty that way. Otherwise, she seems like someone who knows that her popularity is time limited and is making the most of it while she can. I can admire that.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2026 09:55 AM (Fs0KI)

182 Cities aren't dysfunctional. People are.

Posted by: The ghost of Don Rumsfeld at January 31, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

183 I never got White Castle. I always found those tiny burgers irritating.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

184 I know for a fact (because my daughter was going to go into law enforcement) that Detroit PD is basically the McDonalds of cop shops, the starter job you take upon graduation. The more desirable departments want to see some on the job experience, and Detroit is a good place to get it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:55 AM (ZOv7s)

185 The upshot: this was not a brilliant strategy by the left, but a desperate spoiling attack. The fraud coming out is only going to get worse, and Walz had to move before he was indicted.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 31, 2026 09:43 AM (ZOv7s)

Agree completely! Emotionally we would love to see the insurrection act invoked, but rationally it isn’t needed. For all the uproar, there’s only a small number of people involved in creating disturbances in Minneapolis; maybe 2,000 max? A compliant and sensationalistic media amplifies them and works to make them appear to be far greater than they actually are. (And idiots trying to get themselves shot give the media everything they want)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2026 09:56 AM (ai6/n)

186 Nah the lowest point in anyone's life would be at an Arby's.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Pfffft! White Castle has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2026 09:54 AM (cYBz/)

Locally, Burger Kings are sad and forlorn places. Sketchy, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2026 09:56 AM (wVcYX)

Daily Tech News 31 January 2026

Top Story

Tech News

  • The latest high-budget disaster is called Highguard. (Destructoid)

    Produced by Wildlight Entertainment, which is a private company so we don't have details of the financials, but they've had over a hundred experienced developers working on this game for four years in California. So somewhere north of $100 million.

    It's free-to-play. It reached nearly 100,000 players on its first day... Then lost 90% of them on its second day.

    Not because it is particularly buggy. Players have shown problems with being disconnected from the servers, but for the most part it seems technically competent. The problem is that it is completely uninspired.

    It got the top billing during the recent Game Awards (which had more viewers than the Super Bowl), with shameless promotion from the presenter. Everyone watching saw it as derivative slop and predicted it would fail, hard, and it was, and has.
    Highguard was in for a bloodbath, and I cannot believe that the devs didn't know that. With so much experience at AAA powerhouses like EA, I genuinely think they fully understood the implications of that TGA shenanigan, and cannot fathom why they never reacted.
    Toxic positivity.


  • Anna's Archive - a massive and not entirely licit online library - has been hit with a $13 trillion lawsuit by Spotify, Universal, Warner, and Sony Music. (MSN)

    "Hey, you can't steal the work of countless artists and not pay them a dime! That's our job!"


  • Tesla throws in the towel on car sales. (The Verge) (archive site)

    Of course, this is not true, but The Verge has abandoned any pretense at being a news site.


  • The $100 billion deal between Nvidia and OpenAI seems to have encountered choppy waters. (WSJ) (archive site)

    The plan, unveiled in September, was for Nvidia to invest $100 billion in OpenAI so that OpenAI could purchase $100 billion of Nvidia hardware.

    Now... Not so much.
    Nvidia Chief Executive Jensen Huang has privately emphasized to industry associates in recent months that the original $100 billion agreement was nonbinding and not finalized, people familiar with the matter said. He has also privately criticized what he has described as a lack of discipline in OpenAI's business approach and expressed concern about the competition it faces from the likes of Google and Anthropic, some of the people said.
    OpenAI has name recognition - it's the company behind ChatGPT - but its CEO is a snake oil salesman.


  • Researchers have discovered 175,000 publicly exposed Ollama servers worldwide. (Tech Radar)

    Ollama is an AI tool that you run on your own hardware, but can also talk to services like ChatGPT and Claude.

    Around half of those servers are configured not just to answer questions but to execute code... For anyone in the entire world.


  • AMD's Zen 6 CPU chiplet is slightly smaller than Zen 2. (WCCFTech)

    It has twelve cores and 48MB of L3 cache vs. 8 cores and 32MB of cache for Zen 2 (and 3, 4, and 5), but the move to the latest 2nm process means that it's about the same size as it always has been. Zen 2 on 7nm was 77mm2, and Zen 6 is 76mm2.

    If the promises for TSMC's N2P process node are borne out, this should be a major upgrade - not just 50% more cores, but cores running 30% faster at the same power requirements.


  • Nvidia has gone all-in on the video cards you don't want. (VideoCards)

    Reportedly - Nvidia hasn't announced this officially but it matches my own and everyone else's market observations - 75% of GPU supply from Nvidia will go to three models: The 5060, the 5060 Ti 8GB model, and the 5070.

    The high-end models and the 16GB 5060 Ti will have limited availability going forward, with the entry level 5050 not even rating a mention. And the 5090 already isn't available anywhere for less than 50% over MSRP.

    I bought an AMD 9060 XT 16GB fearing shortages and price increases, which haven't happened to that model, though the 9070 which was briefly available below MSRP no longer is.


Musical Interlude



I looked up Van Morrison just now fearing I'd missed an obituary at some point, and not only is he still around, he was recording anti-lockdown songs with Eric Clapton during the WuFlu.

Here's to you, Mr. Morrison.



Disclaimer: Don't make my brown-eyed girl blue.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 31, 2026 04:02 AM (bQ4nt)

2 w00t and way to go, olddog in mo

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 04:03 AM (SSiCQ)

3 *takes bow*

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 31, 2026 04:06 AM (bQ4nt)

4 Not feeling sympathetic towards the gaming industry at all these days. Very little in the way of anything new and worth playing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2026 04:10 AM (/HDaX)

5 The indie games field is thriving. The big studios on the other hand are dead and starting to smell funny.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 31, 2026 04:14 AM (BLOW1)

6 Any outfit what votes-in a union, deserves whatever they get-- especially if the business closes.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:20 AM (rdVOm)

7 Mornin'


The survey also found that 82% of US-based respondents support the unionization of game industry workers, with 5% opposed and 13% unsure.


Great. Won't stop the layoffs, but great!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 31, 2026 04:24 AM (Iz+f5)

8 My grandfather ran a sawmill. During the Depression, he kept it going and kept his small community going. And then his employees decided to unionize. Grandfather told them he couldn't pay any more than he was already, and that if they voted *for* it, he would have to close the mill.

They voted *for* it. He closed and sold his mill. And then they were ALL unemployed.

Good job, dudes! Told ya....

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:32 AM (rdVOm)

9 ate

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:33 AM (NC/it)

10 nien

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:34 AM (NC/it)

11 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

12 OOfd

Gmornin all y'all

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:34 AM (NC/it)

13 Phone saying its 2 degrees

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

14 12* here. Dry tho.

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:37 AM (NC/it)

15 Pixy, the bots are talking about all us non-bots.

https://xcancel.com/moltbook

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 04:43 AM (SSiCQ)

16 Bots. Talking about non-bots.

Digital masturbation.

UGH!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:48 AM (rdVOm)

17 Good to see you on the tech thread, JQ!

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 05:01 AM (SSiCQ)

18 Just like 1982, the interactive game business is fine. A significant portion of it needs to re-evaluate its business model and production methodology. Nintendo figured out how to make the console business functional and profitable while welcoming third party development.

That is ending now as changes to semiconductor economics have broken a critical part of the console business. There may be a period where no new consoles are launched. There may never be any new consoles in the traditional sense of a closed platform requiring its own code base. The game business will continue without pause for much of it.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 31, 2026 05:02 AM (/0z9K)

19 AI thinks Jake Tapper spreads state propaganda

https://tinyurl.com/bdz94mvv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 05:24 AM (w2BpZ)

20 I had to fall asleep again, no way a hour flew by

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 05:30 AM (Ia/+0)

21 Focused on God. Christian Devotional on Isaiah 26:1-5. Devotional is followed by a prayer and some insights :

https://tinyurl.com/48t9tjx6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 05:48 AM (j3j1r)

22 Lovely story about a caring dad helping his daughter out in icy conditions. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/yck8kdhm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 05:50 AM (j3j1r)

23 Baby's sweet reaction to his new prosthetic arm. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/bddemtc6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 05:57 AM (j3j1r)

24 Evening and morning, Saturday toilers and early early risers!

"Ollama" --? That sounds awfully like a certain viciously anti-American and jugeared public figure's name. Disturbing.

I glanced back over Ace's posts from last evening. People are actually paying over $2000 a *month* for rent in LA and other places??? Gee, they must be doing awfully well. I was taught as a young Aurelius that you should pay no more than 25% of your *take-home* pay for shelter. Of course, nowadays real-estate agents all tell you the rule of thumb is 33% or even more of your *gross* pay. Insane.

Anyway, I'm up, about to feed the furry thugs and then myself. What's up witchoo?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

25 Good morning, JQ! And the same to Fenelon, Huck, Skip, m, and all of you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

26 >>>It got the top billing during the recent Game Awards (which had more viewers than the Super Bowl)

That would be "a Super Bowl without Tom Brady."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:03 AM (SSiCQ)

27 Thought the ice story was nice but baby Liea looks happy with her new arm. Amazing they could do that

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 06:03 AM (Ia/+0)

28 These were the responses to my prayer yesterday. "God, please show me something good of yourself today."

I was behind a car yesterday which said, "Driving with Jesus." I didn't know what that meant other than maybe one is trusting him with your safety, but I found reference on the web to Ignatian spirituality and here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/ezauer5r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:03 AM (Cjc4c)

29 Also, after that I had a lovely visit with our retired organist, Jessie, and her daughter and we all had communion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:05 AM (Cjc4c)

30 "Hey, you can't still the work of countless artists and not pay them a dime! That's our job!"

still --> steal

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:08 AM (SSiCQ)

31 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Don't step on my red suede shoes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 31, 2026 06:10 AM (OvMCw)

32 Movies! is showing one of the shorts with Laurel and Hardy. I'm afraid I don't quite get the fervor over them. Their comic timing is great, yes. But I think L & H must be one of those things you have to grow up with and enjoy as a kid, like the Three Stooges, to get it as an adult.

On the other hand, I liked the Stooges as a child, but can't get into them now on the MeTV reruns except to marvel at the neat 1930s-'40s-'50s clothes and then-current cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

33 >>>I looked up [celebrity] just now fearing I'd missed an obituary

I do this a lot. Probably to an unhealthy degree of "a lot."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:11 AM (SSiCQ)

34 Fen I saw a sticker on a car a few months ago like that

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 06:12 AM (Ia/+0)

35 I posted this when I was up at 1:00 this morning, but for those that weren't or didn't see it here it is again. Teen survives and calls 911 after being attacked by alligator in Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/2s494y28

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:12 AM (AphQx)

36 Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 06:12 AM (Ia/+0)

I've seen another one before, so I guess they are out there. Probably not the same person, though.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:14 AM (AphQx)

37 19 AI thinks Jake Tapper spreads state propaganda

https://tinyurl.com/bdz94mvv
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 05:24 AM (w2BpZ)

; )

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:18 AM (SSiCQ)

38 Van Morrison - Moondance (1970)

That's remarkably wonderful.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:26 AM (SSiCQ)

39
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2026 06:27 AM (tljrc)

40 >>>OpenAI ... its CEO is a snake oil salesman

Hmm. Who would that be? *taps forefinger on chin*

SAM ALTMAN

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:29 AM (SSiCQ)

41 So January is almost over, and 2026 is 1/12 done. As the guy said when he jumped off the thirty-story building and said at floor fifteen, "So far, so good --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9)

42 I didn't know "Moondance" was that old. I thought it was from the early to mid-'70s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)

43 So few movie theaters around now. Even the multiplex's are mostly gone. Our town has a multiplex/with only half of the theaters closed, down to 4. Imax is operating, but they need a new way of bringing the people. One theater serves food, don't know if its still open. Cheese burger and a movie?

Posted by: colin at January 31, 2026 06:31 AM (e8qy3)

44
Born:
Samuel Harris Altman
April 22, 1985 (age 40)
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:32 AM (SSiCQ)

45 If the promises for TSMC's N2P process node are borne out, this should be a major upgrade - not just 50% more cores, but cores running 30% faster at the same power requirements.

I've been tempted to just go ahead and get a Ryzen AI Max 395+ blinged out, but memory prices are the wet blanket.

Now I can save my pennies nickels and wait for the Zen 6 then the refresh (so they can work the issues out on early adopters).

By that time, Windows 11 will be mature in its enshitification and Linux will have sufficient tooling where I can make the jump with the least amount of hassle.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 31, 2026 06:36 AM (a4flb)

46 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

47 m

Doesn't every 'ron take the name of an actress mentioned here, take safe search off, and look for revealing pictures?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

48 Good morning morons

Lou Reed and Van Morrison are the same person.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

49 Maybe I need a med alert bracelet that says "Delete my browser history".

But my google files are forever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

50 YouTube has nuked background play on mobile devices for non paying customers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2026 06:49 AM (Y0DaS)

51 FenelonSpoke

Glad Jessie is still around. She has been through so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

52 A breezy 34 F. right now, wind chill of 24. We're supposed to drop to 22 by Sunday morning. Time to run a water tap overnight.

The infotainment center of my Buick was refusing to recognize the flash drive in the console ("No Media Found"). A couple of soft reset methods I dug up on the 'Net were no good. So yesterday morning I disconnected the negative cable of the battery, waited about five minutes, then reconnected. Success, and I only had to reset the time and date. I'm glad I did it yesterday in 60-degree weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

53 G'morning, all!

32.4 degrees out, with a pending death-storm sometime today.

Anyhow.....went to the premier showing of the movie, Melania yesterday at 1:00 in the afternoon.

Sold out showing, and remarkably enjoyable.
It shows a side of her that is not often seen, and was an enjoyable almost two hours of worthwhile movie watching.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 31, 2026 06:50 AM (iMotb)

54 Actor David Suchet reads Psalm 4 which my Bible refers to as a plea for answers and the notes in the Bible refers to being confident that God always hears our prayers. One note says, "When you feel that your prayers are bouncing off the walls, remember that you have been set apart by God and that he loves you. He hears and answers you, although his prayers may not be what you expect . Look at your problems in the ight of God's power instead of looking at God in the shadow of your problems." That is sometimes very hard to do, but I think it's good advice.":

https://tinyurl.com/2p8xyt6u







Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:52 AM (KxQqp)

55 For me, YouTube is unwatchable unless you pay to remove commercials. It feels like extortion to pay them. So they wall off the cultural treasures of the past.

I would think being an artist today is fraught. Lots of disincentives from copyright holders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

56 re: Ubislop

There could the basis for a hilarious black comedy about the current state of this company.

The remaining teams have been split into separate 'houses' and each is focused on a specific genre of game. Which makes sense if Ubislop is positioning itself to sell off future assets.

Now imagine a story centering around the heads of these houses trying all means fair or foul to avoid the chopping block.

I need some popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2026 06:55 AM (2GVsD)

57 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

Thank you for your kind thoughtfulness, Salty. She lives in what was her daughter's house , and her daughter had fixed up a lovely sunroom for her, so they holidays were very hard with her being gone. Hard for you too with your dear wife being gone too..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:56 AM (KxQqp)

58 illage Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

A balmy -1 ℉ from -6 ℉ earlier.

I am going to try and get a group together to see Melania. Thanks for the recommendation. Been years since I went to a theater.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

59 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 31, 2026 06:58 AM (2Ez/1)

60 Thanks, Pixy, and everybody here for your patience with my thoroughly non tech related comments. God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:58 AM (KxQqp)

61 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for understanding. I never expected this level of grief. The great people here are of immeasurable help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

62 mornin yall. We have a Weather Watch here. That means there will be weather, to watch. I can't decide whether to watch the Weather Watch or just weather the Weather Watch weather.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

63 Actually, no. Lou Reed is nowhere near as talented. And I saw Van on that tour at Fillmore West. Always been a favorite album.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 31, 2026 07:01 AM (+mUZM)

64 A Mayor
A spouse
A non-profit
Questionable use of taxpayer monies

This could use a venn diagram.

https://tinyurl.com/akat63we

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 31, 2026 07:01 AM (iMotb)

65 45 Windows 11 ... enshitification
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 31, 2026 06:36 AM (a4flb)

Pretty sure that would need two t's. I am reluctant to google it.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:01 AM (SSiCQ)

66 I'm not even sure Melania is playing anywhere here. Have to look.

She's such a charming, poised, and attractive First Lady!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

67 65 45 Windows 11 ... enshitification
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 31, 2026 06:36 AM (a4flb)

Pretty sure that would need two t's. I am reluctant to google it.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:01 AM (SSiCQ)

... two t's before -ification.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:03 AM (SSiCQ)

68 Salty, it may not be in the theater for long, so go as soon as you can.

I bought tickets online about mid-morning yesterday, and the seating selection was still quite good.
Arrived at the theater about 4 hours later, and it was sold out. That surprised me, Specially for a 1:00 showing on a work day. But the crowd was all around your and my age, so I doubt if they had to take off from work to see it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 31, 2026 07:05 AM (iMotb)

69 I wrote a new song. I call it "Springsteen Sucks". It goes like this:

Springsteen sucks
Springsteen sucks
Springsteen sucks
Springsteen sucks
(Repeat 100 times and fade out)

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:06 AM (vFG9F)

70 But Melania is too close to DJT and that makes her part of yhe TDS.
The most gorgeous First Lady and never gets a magazine cover

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 07:06 AM (Ia/+0)

71 Okay, Melania is playing at the AMC giant-plex near me. Maybe I can talk Miss Linda into going tomorrow afternoon. She's no anti-Trumper, and thinks Melania is a wonderful model for women, but it'll be a tough sell if the outside temps are in the 30s tomorrow.

On the other hand, yesterday she rode the bus and streetcar to the university where I used to work to hear a noontime guest speaker. A ride in a warm car and sitting in a warm theatre should not be a terrible hardship.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 07:07 AM (wzUl9)

72 Just want to say, everything I know about opera was learned from B.B

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 07:07 AM (Ia/+0)

73 "Just want to say, everything I know about opera was learned from B.B
Posted by: Skip"

Well, he was the King.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:09 AM (vFG9F)

74 A group of women I know are going this weekend to see Melania . I do have a concern that mean spirited leftists might try to loudly protest . I hope that's not the case.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 07:09 AM (KxQqp)

75
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are in Salem, VA, where it's 16 degrees. Better them than me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2026 07:10 AM (tgvbd)

76 Have a great day, everyone.

May you be cozy throughout the day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

77 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

I am sorry, Salty. How long had you been together?
I am glad the horde had been so supportive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 07:13 AM (KxQqp)

78 I'd expect that the movie Melania will be banned in many cities. And some people will stand up and scream at the screen. That is to be expected. Along with car vandalize in the parking lots of a theater. Such is life in 2026 where the benevolent left doesn't tolerate anything they hate.

Posted by: colin at January 31, 2026 07:17 AM (e8qy3)

79 55 For me, YouTube is unwatchable unless you pay to remove commercials. It feels like extortion to pay them. So they wall off the cultural treasures of the past.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2026 06:54 AM


For me, I kind of insist upon paying for YouTube because that makes me the customer, not the product.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 31, 2026 07:19 AM (VmDLh)

80 And something I saw yesterday which made me laugh. Outside the bakery in town I passed through
was a big pile of snow, Someone had put in sign on on which said "Free snow."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 07:22 AM (B+8Pw)

81 Pretty sure that would need two t's. I am reluctant to google it.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:01 AM (SSiCQ)

... two t's before -ification.


Updating my spell-checker with two 't's

Thanks Horde

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 31, 2026 07:24 AM (a4flb)

82 Morning peeps. It's a rather bitterly cold 6 degrees here this morning. Might not get out of the teens today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2026 07:26 AM (jtM2q)

83 Just checked... Cory Doctorow coined the word - two 't's

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 31, 2026 07:27 AM (a4flb)

84 Can anybody tell me what is wrong with this headline:

"Fire hits 180-year-old Greenwich Village building once home to E.E. Cummings"

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

85 84 Can anybody tell me what is wrong with this headline:

"Fire hits 180-year-old Greenwich Village building once home to E.E. Cummings"
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

"E.E." should be lowercased?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:28 AM (SSiCQ)

86 Laowhy86 and Cmilk reporting the coup in China has wiped out the core competents in the Chinese military who being replaced by politicians, not people who rose up through the military ranks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

87 "Might not get out of the teens today."

Oh, those were the days.

Posted by: zombie Jeffery Epstein at January 31, 2026 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

88 87 "Might not get out of the teens today."

Oh, those were the days.
Posted by: zombie Jeffery Epstein at January 31, 2026 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

hahahahahaha
go to your room

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:29 AM (SSiCQ)

89 The old rule of thumb was 25% of your gross, not net income.

Old school lenders rejected loans if your total debt (including credit card, school loans, and car payments) to income ratio was projected to be over 40% of gross income. That is why is was never a good idea to buy a new car before buying a house. Buy the car AFTER the house.

Posted by: LA City Council at January 31, 2026 07:29 AM (qFwJc)

90 we have dipped to 31.6 degrees now.

Perfect time for the Doom-Storm to begin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 31, 2026 07:30 AM (iMotb)

91 85 84 Can anybody tell me what is wrong with this headline:

"Fire hits 180-year-old Greenwich Village building once home to E.E. Cummings"
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

"E.E." should be lowercased?
Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:28 AM (SSiCQ)

... and maybe "Cummings," also. I forget.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:30 AM (SSiCQ)

92 e.e. Cummings wrote my favorite poem
Anyone lived in a pretty how town

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

93 Off corrupt LA grifters sock

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:31 AM (qFwJc)

94 89 The old rule of thumb was 25% of your gross, not net income.

Old school lenders rejected loans if your total debt (including credit card, school loans, and car payments) to income ratio was projected to be over 40% of gross income.
Posted by: LA City Council at January 31, 2026 07:29 AM (qFwJc)

math

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:32 AM (SSiCQ)

95 I looked up Van Morrison just now fearing I'd missed an obituary at some point, and not only is he still around, he was recording anti-lockdown songs with Eric Clapton during the WuFlu.

--

That's good to know. I like Van Morrison, and I love the song Moondance (even though I can't help but think of American Werewolf in London when I hear it).

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2026 07:32 AM (qBdHI)

96 "E.E." should be lowercased?
Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:28 AM (SSiCQ)

... and maybe "Cummings," also. I forget.
Posted by: m'


Correct! I rate you as a better journalist than any editor at the NY Post.

Posted by: zombie Jeffery Epstein at January 31, 2026 07:32 AM (vFG9F)

97 That is why is was never a good idea to buy a new car before buying a house. Buy the car AFTER the house.

I don't get it. What does buying a car before or after have anything to do with acquiring real-estate?

Or is it totally expected now that people finance automobiles?

Am I the only one who buys new vehicles in cash?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 31, 2026 07:32 AM (a4flb)

98 A Mayor
The highest priced Government Official's provided vehicle in the entire State.

Perhaps we could add this to my previously mentioned Venn Diagram.

https://tinyurl.com/mvju7x4j

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 31, 2026 07:32 AM (iMotb)

99 The old rule of thumb was 25% of your gross, not net income.
*
Old school lenders rejected loans if your total debt (including credit card, school loans, and car payments) to income ratio was projected to be over 40% of gross income. That is why is was never a good idea to buy a new car before buying a house. Buy the car AFTER the house.

Posted by: LA City Council at January 31, 2026


***
If you throw all the debt into the spotlight, then I guess forty is not too insane. Still, to use gross income as the drop-dead figure makes no sense. You never see all of that, thanks to taxes, and you can't spend it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)

100 100

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:33 AM (SSiCQ)

101 Oh my. Off sock that did not kill itself.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:34 AM (vFG9F)

102 I went to see the Melania movie last night.
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Excellent videography, well paced and edited.
You get to hear Melania herself narrate large portions. She tells a lot of her story. She is very polished and articulate. And of course elegant. What surprised me the most is the score. The music choices were excellent and she sings along with a Michael Jackson song and even dances a little to YMCA.
I don't know when or where it will be available again, but I strongly recommend it.
Lots of fashion stuff. Hope Piper gets to see it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)

103 Good morning Horde, thx Pixy.
It's gotten up to 0° here in the mid Hudson. Heatwave
Saw Van Morrison and Bob Dylan at the Theatre at MSG. Great show . Both weren't being weird or grumpy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2026 07:35 AM (IDEQi)

104 With all due respect to you, this is why you are still a renter.

With a mortgage, you get enough interest payments to go over the standard deduction and itemize. That is the sweet-spot.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:35 AM (qFwJc)

105 96 "E.E." should be lowercased?
Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:28 AM (SSiCQ)

... and maybe "Cummings," also. I forget.
Posted by: m'

Correct! I rate you as a better journalist than any editor at the NY Post.
Posted by: zombie Jeffery Epstein at January 31, 2026 07:32 AM (vFG9F)

A publisher can elect to adopt idiosyncrasies or not.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:36 AM (SSiCQ)

106 I loved deducting state taxes and charitable contributions and whatever else was legal.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026 07:37 AM (qFwJc)

107 It is an incredible work of art and a glory of the English language. Highly recommended.

https://tinyurl.com/5cua282j

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

108 "The music choices were excellent and she sings along with a Michael Jackson song and even dances a little to YMCA."

Those stuck with me as well, as they seemed to be genuinely off the cuff and unscripted.

Lots of little glimpses that showed her in a very human light.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 31, 2026 07:38 AM (iMotb)

109 "The highest priced Government Official's provided vehicle in the entire State."

$160k for a Jeep? He couldn't get a Maserati?

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

110 Can't say I want to but should go venture outside

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 07:40 AM (Ia/+0)

111 "A publisher can elect to adopt idiosyncrasies or not.
Posted by: m"

That's why they always fix misspelled rappers' names.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2026 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

112 107 It is an incredible work of art and a glory of the English language. Highly recommended.

https://tinyurl.com/5cua282j
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

92 e.e. Cummings wrote my favorite poem
Anyone lived in a pretty how town
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:41 AM (SSiCQ)

113 > With a mortgage, you get enough interest payments to go over the standard deduction and itemize. That is the sweet-spot.
----------
Mortgage interest is a one line entry. You can have 2 of them. We own 3 properties and pick the two with the highest, annual mortgage interest payments. I believe one must be your primary residence regardless of the interest paid. (Unless it's paid off, then you're screwed.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2026 07:43 AM (jtM2q)

114 With all due respect to you, this is why you are still a renter.

With a mortgage, you get enough interest payments to go over the standard deduction and itemize. That is the sweet-spot.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 31, 2026


***
No, the reason I am still a renter is that I have never had a big enough down payment to bring the inflated cost of a mortgage down into the reasonable area for a single earner. I do now.

It's true I have no idea at this point what my interest payments will be with my house; if they exceed the standard deduction, perfect. On a modest house, can they exceed the $23K I'll get this year? If so, I'll itemize next year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 07:44 AM (wzUl9)

115 coffee thread sneaked in early

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:00 AM

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 07:47 AM (SSiCQ)

116 107 It is an incredible work of art and a glory of the English language. Highly recommended.

https://tinyurl.com/5cua282j
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:37 AM
---
Thanks for that. Enjoyed the audio!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2026 07:49 AM (2Ez/1)

117 That two Baltimore City politicians drive the two most expensive cars in the Maryland public fleet underlines the casual corruption voters there accept.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 07:49 AM (JIqUq)

118 I looked up Van Morrison just now fearing I'd missed an obituary at some point, and not only is he still around, he was recording anti-lockdown songs with Eric Clapton during the WuFlu.

Here's to you, Mr. Morrison.

----------

Indeed, I have a Q Anon friend who kept me up-to-date on Van Morrison's wonderful protest songs and concerts mocking and railing against the numerous Covid PsyOps of the time.

And although I was looking forward to some of his songs being featured in the 2021 movie "Belfast" -- that film thoroughly sucked (despite featuring very good actors like Caitríona Balfe, Jamie Dornan, and Dame Judy Dench) and I couldn't even finish watching it.

Are TJM or MAE around for a panning movie review?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 31, 2026 07:50 AM (0Eh0f)

119 I did seriously look into buying a house multiple times over the years. I knew about interest payments being deductible, building equity, throwing money away on rent, etc. But every property I've looked at here -- recently, and for years back -- in decent condition and in a decent area was far too expensive. A down payment to bring the monthly note down to something reasonable would have been impossible for me for a long time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 07:50 AM (wzUl9)

120 We are in the final years of a 30 year mortgage so we are only paying about $3,000 a year in interest far too low to itemize.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

121 Different video on Hoverbike, hut see no way it can fly

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 07:51 AM (Ia/+0)

122 My reasoning decades ago was any deduction was way less than that interest

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 07:52 AM (Ia/+0)

123 Lefties are fascinated by Epstein and now hope the files somehow take down Musk, ignoring the devastation to Democrats so far.

And CNN staff have an anti- Scott Jennings petition going, which (I predict) will not end well for whoever organized the whining.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 07:53 AM (J6Kki)

124 A publisher can elect to adopt idiosyncrasies or not.
Posted by: m


Several years back, a paper ran an article on Navy Seals. When the paper was contacted and it was gently explained that the correct term is SEAL, the answer was "That's not according to the AP Style Guide!"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 07:56 AM (7xrfc)

125 123 Lefties are fascinated by Epstein and now hope the files somehow take down Musk, ignoring the devastation to Democrats so far.

Lefties are the ones who gave us the term "Minor Attracted Individual" and who insist that children as young as three can give consent. Their desperate need for the Epstein files to take down powerful people is a bit puzzling.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 31, 2026 07:58 AM (7xrfc)

126 Todays WSJ has a book review the horde art lovers and artistically inclined might enjoy, a description of Titian's influence on Michelangelo and vice versa.

Michelangelo commented that Titian’s “coloring and his style pleased him very much but that it was a shame that in Venice they did not learn to draw well from the beginning.”

https://tinyurl.com/4necapy2

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 08:01 AM (9IfFR)

127 Lindsey Vonn has a hairline fracture of the tibial plateau. People are saying she might be able to ski in the Olympics, but I doubt it. As you get older the body doesn't recover as quickly and she won't be able to handle the high speed stress of skiing on the fracture

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2026 08:02 AM (IDEQi)

128 The Wife got a fixer upper with a 3% loan way back when. She didn’t pay the mortgage for a couple of years and then got a principal reduction as part of a settlement over predatory loans. You would pay in rent for one floor of our place what we pay in mortgage.
The exact nature of the loan is such that we don’t get the fed mortgage deduction.

Posted by: Accomack at January 31, 2026 08:07 AM (S8ZfB)

129 One area of concern was Jennings being allowed to describe undocumented immigrants as “illegal aliens,” a term that violates the network’s editorial standards, according to Status.
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Too funny

https://tinyurl.com/3wsse62s

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 08:10 AM (QbC6G)

130 Democrats no longer consider pedos criminals. We still do so they attack us over our own rules.
I would fight using their rules, much more effective.

Posted by: Accomack at January 31, 2026 08:10 AM (S8ZfB)

131 Noodage.

Posted by: Noodist at January 31, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

132 123 CNN staff have an anti- Scott Jennings petition going, which (I predict) will not end well for whoever organized the whining.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 07:53 AM (J6Kki)

Ha!

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 09:13 AM (SSiCQ)

133 129 One area of concern was Jennings being allowed to describe undocumented immigrants as “illegal aliens,” a term that violates the network’s editorial standards, according to Status.
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Too funny

https://tinyurl.com/3wsse62s
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 08:10 AM (QbC6G)

Excellent.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 09:23 AM (SSiCQ)

A Midwinter's Night ONT

Hi everybody! Hope y'all survived the weather last week. Word is that there may be more this weekend, remember to be prepared!

flashlights.jfif

Fido Friday: Mine!


We used to be a proper country

garage.jfif


The audacity of those people

Clinton.jfif


How to float


A farewell to arms

Arms.jfif


Had that for a while

baking soda.jfif


Smells like chicken spirit


Stay on topic

interview.jfif


Happy dog

Nugget.jfif


The Tik Tok effect


Dandy Don

Lemon.jfif


Wearing white

White.jfif


It's coming now!


Dumbass Dick

Durbin.jpg


Animals often display bright colors to indicate that they're toxic

Hair2.jpg


Knitters


Battle

battle.jpg


OK, that's good

Omar.jpg


Thank God she's in recovery


Out of context

masturbating.jpg


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by 1973:

1973.jfif


Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:59 PM




Comments

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1 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:00 PM (SRRAx)

2 Yay!

Posted by: IS Roth at January 30, 2026 10:00 PM (P4ghT)

3 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:01 PM (gKWVE)

4 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know thst Governor Lepetomane installed a new toll booth.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:03 PM (Hd1lH)

5 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
Posted by: gKWVE


I'll bet Gwen knows just how deep he is in the raping of the treasury and she doesn't want to go down with him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:04 PM (qw6Uy)

6 Unexpectedly, the ONT. The Friday ONT no less.

*wild cheers & loud applause*

Posted by: mindful webworker - banging a pot with a wooden spoon at January 30, 2026 10:04 PM (j02Vi)

7 Chicken spirit's lyrics still are more comprehensible than Cobain's

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

8 I love the "Pretend it's 1973" meme.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qw6Uy)

9 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:06 PM (lUFok)

10 As bad as the GOP can be, the democrat party is full of some real f*****g winners. Like real s**m of the earth types.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

11 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know thst Governor Lepetomane installed a new toll booth."

Got dimes?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR)

12 the GOP can be, the democrat party is full of some real f*****g winners. Like real s**m of the earth types.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Some world class turds! Not classy folks like we got here in the ONT.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)

13 I hereby retract all my past calumnies directed at AI. It is, in fact, the greatest thing ever invented by man.

https://x.com/i/status/2017018768140943608

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (Riz8t)

14 "Knitters"

*stomps foot*

Hey, I already have the needles I need, thank you very much!

Posted by: pookysgirl has a shelf full of needles at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (Wt5PA)

15 Ha!
Akting.
That's hilarious!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

16 As bad as the GOP can be, the democrat party is full of some real f*****g winners. Like real s**m of the earth types.

It's like they have entrance requirements. Those with symmetric features, more than half their teeth, or non-conical heads need not apply.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

17 > If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
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"Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:11 PM (jtM2q)

18 Check out moltbook for AI agents talking to each other

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)

19 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

20 The Walzes are divorcing?

I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

21 NotSoThoreau will get the knitting joke. She has experience.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

22 How to float
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Be 29 with a beer belly

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (vSvIl)

23 I have questions about that midwife video.

The first one being, should I share it with my pregnant granddaughter?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (Hd1lH)

24 (no doubt there is already another woman boy in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.

FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

25 Willowed:
Gwen Walz can't testify. Spousal immunity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Government can't force. She can volunteer.

Can Marital or Spousal Privileges Be Waived?
Privileges must be properly asserted. If they are not, the privilege may be waived (given up). For instance, in a criminal case, a spouse who wants to testify against the other can do so, and this testimony is a waiver of their spousal testimonial privilege. A spouse can also waive or lose the right to assert the privilege by failing to object to the other spouse's testimony when offered. Either spouse can generally waive their right to keep marital communications confidential by communicating the information to a third party.

https://tinyurl.com/3cah7xk5

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (qw6Uy)

26 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:01 PM (gKWVE)
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Just yesterday I was assured that nothing is happening.

Is something happening?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (ZOv7s)

27 I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)

For him or his soon to be ex?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (lUFok)

28 Another fine Friday ONT, thanks Wierd Dave.
Could have done without the trans dude or whatever, but hey, whatever.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (sl73Y)

29 I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

His wife turned gay?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)

30 The Walzes are divorcing?

I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

If they're divorcing, who will Stephen Colbert get for the dancing tampons skits?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

31 Greetings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (CHHv1)

32 I have questions about that midwife video.

The first one being, should I share it with my pregnant granddaughter?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (Hd1lH)
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My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

33 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
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"Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.


I dunno. It seems pretty apropos to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

34 rickb223

That refusal to waive spousal immunity has got to be worth another $10 million in the settlement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

35 For those who like a good roasting, here's Don Rickles as the target:

https://youtube.com/shorts/bYAgvJwqa3w

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)

36 Any company that sends me a rejection e-mail like that is going to get a GFY response.
Any company so offended by such basic, common sense questions, is an utter shithole deserving to be put out of business.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 30, 2026 10:17 PM (qgnE0)

37 (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

"Woman"

Yep. Definitely a "woman."

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Hd1lH)

38 Teresa in Fort Worth,

Congratulation on your first.

I was reading the memes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

39 That refusal to waive spousal immunity has got to be worth another $10 million in the settlement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Since MN stole $9B, it has to be worth a couple of hundred million, unless it looks like she was in on it. Then she'll flip for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (qw6Uy)

40 > "Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

I dunno. It seems pretty apropos to me.
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The "man" part....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (jtM2q)

41 Oh, and.....

FIRST! (and 20th....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (SRRAx)

42 noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

His wife turned gay?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)


When you sniff burning' tires
It kindles some ire!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

43 Something fun today. Offer accepted, I'll be moving if the home inspection doesn't throw any red flags. Downside, lots of stuff to sign.

No, I'm not posting the address or MLS#.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (lUFok)

44 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)

45 "Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

I dunno. It seems pretty apropos to me.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)
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Walz has been manhandled a lot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)

46 I've predicted Walz suicide for the last 2 weeks going to be right soon.

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (WV4GH)

47 The one on his helmet isn't attached to a firearm.
Of course, it's more NVGs than a true flashlight. But the effect is the same - he can easily tell where the peanut butter is.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Cphwz)

48 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)


When I swam, I had trouble floating. Now I float better since I have bodyfat.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (rbvCR)

49 Chicken spirit's lyrics still are more comprehensible than Cobain's

How do we know that sound came from those rubber chickens and just wasn't dubbed in with a sampler?

I'm trying to figure out where one can purchase a set of rubber chickens on the F natural minor diatonic scale.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:21 PM (a4flb)

50 I saw Chicken Spirit open for Alice In Chains at the Central Saloon in Seattle in 1989.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:21 PM (oT7pT)

51 FWIW - that isn't "floating"; that's treading water.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (SRRAx)

52 Thanks for that top meme. It reminds me that I should go check on the batteries in all my flashlights.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

53 I float just well enough to be facedown in a pool somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

54 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)

I always thought feet downward, arms out making the body at "T" shape. You'll sink to the top of your head. Just hold your breath, then push yourself up to breathe and hold. Repeat.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (uQesX)

55 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (Iz+f5)

56 46 I've predicted Walz suicide for the last 2 weeks going to be right soon.
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (WV4GH)

I didn't know he had any dirt on Hillary.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (Hd1lH)

57 His wife turned gay?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)
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By the gay, you mean the happy? Because the Paolo, he make her very happy.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (ZOv7s)

58 Archimedes

That video is absolutely hysterical.

Thanks. Sharing it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

59 I also enjoyed that dog video. Chihuahuas are devil dogs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)

60 I wish I was a bar of soap...

Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (qgnE0)

61 My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.

Sort of like that Catholic family scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (a4flb)

62 Walz is retiring from his marriage to spend more time with his homosexual instincts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (JkO4W)

63 I float just well enough to be facedown in a pool somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)
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Like Gloria Swanson's?

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 10:25 PM (ZOv7s)

64 I've predicted Walz suicide for the last 2 weeks going to be right soon.
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (WV4GH)

I haven't heard about any potential Walz divorce. Where is this coming from?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:25 PM (uQesX)

65 Sort of like that Catholic family scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (a4flb)
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That is the ideal. Drop one out and get started on another. Funny how that was looked on as a bad thing.

Then again, they were English and gay.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)

66 Use me like a loofa!

Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (qgnE0)

67 "My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating."

Our first four popped very quickly. We did make it into L&D, barely. Our #2 popped just as the doctor was walking in the door.

Posted by: Nemo at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (4RPgu)

68 Scary Mary, I wasn't online last evening, but TRex shared the fantastic news! Congrats on paying off the mortgage, that is more than a reason to celebrate!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

69 Regarding former President Clinton, shouldn't he be dead by now? Every recent picture you see of him, he looks like he's at death's door.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

70 Good evening morons en bedankt wd

Baking soda expires? Hm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)

71 Begone, thou sexy sock!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)

72 And, thanks, WeirdDave.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (Cphwz)

73 I float just well enough to be facedown in a pool somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

Face down in a pool? Not face down in Veronica Lake?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (uQesX)

74 I haven't heard about any potential Walz divorce. Where is this coming from?
Posted by: OrangeEnt


I saw it posted on Facebook. Maybe yeah, maybe no. But if the fraud is as big as they say, I can see it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (qw6Uy)

75 For all the musicians who were agitated about improperly tuned instruments last night, are the rubber chickens in tune? If not, why not?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (BSxnY)

76 I love the garage doors. I was born in the wrong era. I was meant to live in the atomic ranch era.

The Walz’s are divorcing? I am sorry to hear that. Gwen mad he is a political loser now?

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (OoFl2)

77 I saw it posted on Facebook. Maybe yeah, maybe no. But if the fraud is as big as they say, I can see it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (qw6Uy)

I checked my usual headlines sources and nothing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (uQesX)

78 Before he leaves the governors mansion be sure to have forensics check his Econoline van in the garage, and see if any of the missing Boy Scouts left DNA behind

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (de18Y)

79 Security guard - Need any help?

Midwife - Get a garden hose ..

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (/lPRQ)

80 43 Something fun today. Offer accepted, I'll be moving if the home inspection doesn't throw any red flags. Downside, lots of stuff to sign.

No, I'm not posting the address or MLS#.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January

Congratulations!

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)

81 Who wants to play naked Twister?

Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:29 PM (qgnE0)

82 Regarding former President Clinton, shouldn't he be dead by now? Every recent picture you see of him, he looks like he's at death's door.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
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When he croaks, all manner of crap is going to come out. "Private family service" because a state funeral would be a total shitshow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:30 PM (ZOv7s)

83 I'll buy the baby oil of you put money on my book.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (qgnE0)

84 Armed teen shot and killed by cops after reaching for gun — as video shows victim moments before shooting
Goes to NY Post
https://trib.al/7H25Dcx

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (qw6Uy)

85 Who wants to play naked Twister?
Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:29 PM (qgnE0)
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Back in the day, there were t-shirts joking about coed naked twister, but LeMon would be horrified by the icky girls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (ZOv7s)

86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

87 Thanks, Piper!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok)

88 What is with the "No Head" "No Brain" ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

89 1973 was a great year.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
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Agreed! I was born.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (ZOv7s)

90 San Franpsycho

You always hung out with the cool crowd. Well, except for being around Harris.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

91 When Mrs b was attempting to make my grandmother's spaghetti sauce she said "now I know why the italian woman always wore black, look at my clothes!" I asked her in what world did she think wearing light colors was a good idea. lol

White is right out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)

92 I checked my usual headlines sources and nothing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (uQesX)
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Could be fake, could be Undernews. Find out tomorrow, I suspect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:34 PM (ZOv7s)

93 Back in the day, there were t-shirts joking about coed naked twister, but LeMon would be horrified by the icky girls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (ZOv7s)

You can play Twister with girls?

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (BSxnY)

94 Back in the day, there were t-shirts joking about coed naked twister, but LeMon would be horrified by the icky girls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Ewwwww. I'm not into fish.

You can say it's all pink inside, but I prefer it to be be brown, or green, IFYKWIM.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (qgnE0)

95 Labor stories: the husband of my wife's best friend left the room to look for the doctor, leaving my wife the only one in the room in position to catcher the baby as he made his grand entrance.

The doctor actually said, "What have we here?" when he eventually showed up.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (Hd1lH)

96 When he croaks, all manner of crap is going to come out. "Private family service" because a state funeral would be a total shitshow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:30 PM (ZOv7s)


Naaa. It's the Clinton's. They'll outdo the Wellstone funeral first.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

97 The guy filming in the birth in the parking lot? Yeah, he was supposed to bring over the wheelchair.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 10:36 PM (/gkdL)

98 That poor rottweiler...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 30, 2026 10:36 PM (xcxpd)

99 For all the musicians who were agitated about improperly tuned instruments last night, are the rubber chickens in tune? If not, why not?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (BSxnY)

I don't know, it sounded like kurt cobain to me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 10:36 PM (snZF9)

100 Still only on Facebook:

According to a source close to the Walz family, allegedly, Gwen Walz is in the process of filing for DIVORCE from Tim Walz.

Allegedly, there are pictures of her leaving a local divorce attorney that are going to be leaked.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:37 PM (qw6Uy)

101 Who wants to get buck naked and wrestle?

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:37 PM (qgnE0)

102 Naaa. It's the Clinton's. They'll outdo the Wellstone funeral first.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
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I don't think the Clintons have many fans at this point. Wellstone's funeral was used as a campaign event. Bill is a lot more problematic, and I don't think Hillary will be as enthusiastic to celebrate him at this late date.

Maybe a thing, but it will be forced and awkward.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)

103 Ok, everybody. Quarter Twenty here.
I did it. I went to see the Melania movie tonight.
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Excellent videography, well paced and edited.
You get to hear Melania herself narrate large portions. She tells a lot of her story. She is very polished and articulate. And of course elegant. What surprised me the most is the score. The music choices were excellent and she sings along with a Michael Jackson song and even dances a little to YMCA.
I don't know when or where it will be available again, but I strongly recommend it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)

104 I have a very bias dislike for Chihuahuas. I've always considered them closer to rodents than dogs. But, that video changed my mind...a little.

Perhaps they are closer to Somalis than rats.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (dIske)

105 Oh dear lord, even i knew what a pick-6 was.

Posted by: Gwen at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (KAi1n)

106 Gwen Walz can't testify. Spousal immunity.

Under federal law, there are two marital privileges
1. Testimonial privilege (privilege of witness-spouse)
2. Communication privilege (either spouse can assert)

So if Gwen saw Tim putting bribe money in a bag with a dollar sign on it, or saw a thank you note from a somali day-care owner, she can testify to that if she chooses.

Without Tim's permission, she can't testify "Tim told me he was getting millions of dollars in kickbacks from the somalis" unless that privilege was broken by having a third party present.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (D0HYP)

107 When he croaks, all manner of crap is going to come out. "Private family service" because a state funeral would be a total shitshow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:30 PM (ZOv7s)

I dunno. Can Hillary charge a speaking fee for giving the eulogy?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (BSxnY)

108 Cute chick having the coffee and smoke.
But that ring looks like it was made for King Kong.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

109 Would never have crossed my mind to go see it, but my female supervisor dragged me to the "Melania" movie this afternoon - and it was very good.

Pretty much straight documentary/behind-the-scenes of the 10 days prior to the 2025 inauguration. Melania narrates.

Funniest part (there are several) - Trump's talking to Melania on the phone the day of congressional certification of the election. Classic Trump (paraphrasing, we all know the script) "it's one of the biggest victories ever, we won every swing state, we won the popular vote by millions, nobody's seen anything like it!". Melania doesn't roll her eyes but her voice/words say it all - "hey great, yes, I'll see it on the news" "OK".

Hope somehow lots of non-Trump-deranged people see it. Especially women. I almost feel sorry for the TDS people, and sort of sick about the country (the "elite" pop culture/media/etc) treating Melania so poorly. A decent, good-hearted, and of course blazingly glamorous beautiful FLOTUS. Most beautiful ever, really! Nobody like her before!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (U/Byj)

110 rickb223

Bing search links deny a divorce is in the offing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

111 My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

My mother would be jealous of your wife. 36 hours with me. They actually brought in a priest. My brother was a c section. Mom said she wasn't going through that shit again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (snZF9)

112 Gwen and I have a love in common.
BBC.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (qgnE0)

113 RIP Catherine O'Hara, a genuinely talented and funny lady.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)

114 If that birth video was AI, it was good AI. Who was doing the camera work??

My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Don't tell the Mrs about our experience, then.

Our taxi was roaring down Lake Shore Drive to the hospital, MiladyJo's sister, a nurse, in the front seat, threatening to hop in the back and hold the severely expecting mother's knees together.

The cabbie had radioed our imminent arrival, but what got through was that she'd already given birth, and so at the entrance was a large crowd of anxious doctors and nurses.

I barely had time to put on some scrubs and rush to the delivery room. Time from arrival at the hospital until Son the First was born, ten minutes. Time from first son's birth to when Son the Second was born, ten more minutes. That was a wild whirlwind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - banging a pot with a wooden spoon at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (j02Vi)

115 Tim and I have a love in common....

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (qgnE0)

116 88 What is with the "No Head" "No Brain" ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

Durbin actually presented an enlarged version of that AI generated picture that shows a headless ICE agent involved in Pretti's death. The meme is poi ting out the AI mistake and commenting that only a brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (Hd1lH)

117 101 Who wants to get buck naked and wrestle?
Posted by: Don Lemon


The new series The Beauty has that scene.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

118 my female supervisor dragged me to the "Melania" movie this afternoon - and it was very good.

How can that be? I was told two weeks ago that it had already tanked!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (EXyHK)

119 "Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I thought he looked more like a pedo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

120 With that coffee and cigarette, she could have had two eggs, toast, butter, and jelly for another fifty seven cents. -- Gossage Grill, Chicago 1973.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (SiYcf)

121 Bing search links deny a divorce is in the offing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
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Bill Gates' company says what?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (ZOv7s)

122 we lost O'Hara, but at least we still have her husband in that movie... Jeffery Jones

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

123 Poor Gwen will have to wax ecstatic over the scent of burning buildings all by herself now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (JkO4W)

124 The Durbin thing with the AI photoshop really was incredible.

Kind of a perfect example of the utter degradation of Dem voters and electeds, and of the "press" and other things they rely on.

Hilarious, in a dark way. It's as crude as defense ministry fulminations from Iran or North Korea, and just as ridiculous.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 10:44 PM (U/Byj)

125 Mrs Walz is not a stand by your man type. You know, like Hillary is.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 10:45 PM (E7+ue)

126
Maybe a thing, but it will be forced and awkward.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)


*adds popcorn to shopping list *

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:45 PM (2WIwB)

127 Knitters

With a hard "r"? And so close to Black History Month?

Posted by: Shame upon you! at January 30, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)

128 86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

White leather gogo boots.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (I40wl)

129 86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Behind the times partner. That was so 1969.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (uaYsl)

130 My favorite bird?
.
.
.
The swallow.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (qgnE0)

131 I thought he looked more like a pedo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
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One of my friends (also a retired senior NCO) was chatting with me about Walz and we agreed that he was a classic apple-polishing brown-noser. "Yes, sir, very good sir!" type, always buttering up his boss, and so he got to E8 and almost made E9, but for the prospect of actually deploying, which should have been the culmination of his career.

Given his age and generation, that should have been a huge thing for him. I know guys that retired because they did NOT deploy. But no, he dodged it, and then lied about going, which shows what a scumbag he really was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (ZOv7s)

132 127 Knitters

With a hard "r"? And so close to Black History Month?
Posted by: Shame upon you! at January 30, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)

You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (I40wl)

133 Bill Gates' company says what?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Why do you think he made a big deal about leaving e'rrything to his 'charities?'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (mlg/3)

134 That psycho interview email is apparently par for the course nowadays. It's insane in corpoland and you just can't win for losing if you're a job applicant.

Posted by: You shouldn't care about the pay! at January 30, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

135 1973 was the first year I sported my afro. I was very much a cultural appropriator.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 10:49 PM (uaYsl)

136 Our #2 popped just as the doctor was walking in the door.
Posted by: Nemo


Heh, before the aforementioned twin boys…

Our first, a daughter, was born at home. The midwife thought she had time to take a nap on the couch. Ha. No. I had to do the catching. The doctor had trouble finding a parking space, and arrived in time to cut the cord, shake my hand, and leave. That was unforgettable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - women are amazing at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (j02Vi)

137 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

White leather gogo boots.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (I40wl)

Mini skirts
Muscle cars
Bell bottoms
Bitchin' music
The best times!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (2WIwB)

138 132 You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (I40wl)

If you knit yourself some mittens, they could be your warm, dead hands.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (Hd1lH)

139 For most soldiers, deploying as an E9 would be a dream come true. The ultimate test, the ultimate reward for a full career, and the scumbag bolted and then lied about his terminal rank.

Tells you all you need to know. He was never going to stand up to Trump, or anything else.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (ZOv7s)

140 I miss drinking coffee and having a cigarette in the morning. I haven't done so in 20 years, but it was a wonderful moment in my day, before the boy appeared.

And as for labor, I had the birth mom do that part. I picked him up six months later, so that went well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:52 PM (I40wl)

141 Willowed from the previous thread:

If Gwen Walz goes through with a divorce then she can be compelled to testify against her former husband.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:52 PM (H6cKs)

142 She looks more like 57 than 73.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:52 PM (rarFa)

143 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.
Posted by: tankdemon

Also might work when getting swept downstream in the rapids.
Or not.
Either way you are on your own.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

144 If you knit yourself some mittens, they could be your warm, dead hands.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (Hd1lH)

Honey, I knit everything.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:53 PM (I40wl)

145 You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Knitter, please.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:54 PM (mlg/3)

146 Knitter, please.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:54 PM (mlg/3)

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:55 PM (I40wl)

147 75 For all the musicians who were agitated about improperly tuned instruments last night, are the rubber chickens in tune? If not, why not?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (BSxnY)


The chickens did not match my memory of the notes that Cobain sang, and it annoyed me enough that I stopped the video despite being amused by the premise.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 10:55 PM (Sy6m/)

148 Giving birth, standing in the parking lot, then walking away with the baby in her arms?! Is the mother from the planet Krypton?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:57 PM (H6cKs)

149 I guess that baby delivery was real, as so easy. Waited for cops to faint.

I was 10 days late with #1 and he's never been on time his entire life (except for work, which is good). Please keep in mind that frat boys mooed at me a few weeks prior and I was gigantic from the side (from the back you couldn't tell). Mother got tears in her eyes when I picked her up at the airport. Nurses thought I was having twins,to alarm us (pre-ultrasounds).

I finally go into labor. I walk miles to get things going. Finally the pain was pretty bad 12hrs later and we go to L&D to be sent home again as I had not progressed. Hours later I say take me, I have had enough. Doc tries everything, breaking water, pitocin. It was not going to happen because he had a giant head that would not fit. 22hrs later he tells me I need to be "thinking" c-section and I am fine with this! But not emergent as they made me wait 5 more hours.

Have epidural and almost pass out due to dehydration. Husband almost passes out because I do, so I tell the nurses to make him drink a Coke (because I think Coke's are magic cures).Giant son is finally born and healthy at 10 lbs and large head. #2 son was a planned section.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 10:58 PM (WONhk)

150 I thought the rubber chicken rendition of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was close enough!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (H6cKs)

151 The "cute chick with the cigarette" is Lauren Bacall (1946).

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (2L+MU)

152 The chickens did not match my memory of the notes that Cobain sang, and it annoyed me enough that I stopped the video despite being amused by the premise.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 10:55 PM (Sy6m/)
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I recognized it, but it wasn't great.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (ZOv7s)

153 RIP Catherine O'Hara, a genuinely talented and funny lady.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)

Yeah, thats a shame. I can't believe she was only in her mid 30's when she was in home alone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 11:00 PM (snZF9)

154 148 Giving birth, standing in the parking lot, then walking away with the baby in her arms?! Is the mother from the planet Krypton?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:57 PM (H6cKs)

__________________________

Let's see....hmmmm.....tough one....move about six feet and be standing over grass. Orrrrr.....deliver a newborn over the concrete.

We'll go with the concrete. It will be a nice ice breaker when he's older. When someone asks, "What's wrong with you? Did you hit your head when you were little?"

"Why yes. Yes I did."

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 11:02 PM (dIske)

155 The "cute chick with the cigarette" is Lauren Bacall (1946).
Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (2L+MU)
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"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)

156 Go Seahawks!

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:03 PM (qgnE0)

157
Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)

158 Behind the times partner. That was so 1969.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (uaYsl)
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Absolutely I am a Late Adopter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

159 59 I also enjoyed that dog video. Chihuahuas are devil dogs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM

Hold my waterbowl.

Posted by: Schipperke at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (7OVtU)

160 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

What was his name?

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (qgnE0)

161 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
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She's about to see a major downgrade in her status. No longer governor's wife, or potential Veep wife. Just nobody with a shit ton of feds sniffing around her stupid loser husband.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (ZOv7s)

162 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
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Uh oh I have a 5 Guilder note in my nightstand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

163 What was his name?
Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (qgnE0)
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I think you know.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)

164 Gettin' late. Time to crash.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 11:08 PM (ZOv7s)

165 🚨BREAKING!!! Grok AI reports🚨

The Walzes are getting divorced.
The Vances are getting divorced.
J.D. will marry the former Mrs Tim and have himself a white, blond wife just in time for the next Presidential election. That's the plan, anyway.

Usha keeps the little ones.

(Do burning tires smell better than curry?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - news you can refuse at January 30, 2026 11:09 PM (j02Vi)

166 In nursing school I wrote home that I was never having children during my OB rotation and for part of pediatrics. I would have false labor pains with some mothers. A lot of screaming (when I was in labor I did not do more than a moan and sent my husband to the waiting room to tell mother that the screams are not from me).

One lady was having her 8th, my first shift in L&D as a student, and kept telling the nurses she thought she was ready. They said nah. She asked me to look and wowzers it did not look normal and I got the nurses. They delivered the baby and it was the best delivery of all. The doc walked in to cut the cord and, no doubt, charged her for his part.

Our grandchildren were born this easy, too. The OB, figuring DIL was having her first, went to lunch. My son and a nurse delivered their boy to her surprise.

Some make it look easy for the rest of us. I didn't care how they came out as long as they were healthy, and they were. I'm also sort of glad they were c-section to spare my husband trauma.

I LOVE the Minneapolis map up there! Haven't seen any video in a few days of crazy women with whistles. Is it calm now? Will Walz now declare his love for Don Renaldo Lemon?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)

167

SCTV Lola Heatherton in Concert with Catherine O'Hara

https://youtu.be/dDU5l4ewaRc

Posted by: Booji Boy at January 30, 2026 11:12 PM (olveY)

168
An interesting astronomical discovery. Exoplanets galore have been discovered. But exomoons, moons orbiting planets haven't been confirmed yet (much harder to detect) but they have a few candidates. Another big one was announced today.

There's a system about 130 ly away. Very young F5 star. There's a 28 Jupiter mass planet orbiting it, about 10 AU. It's probably more of a brown dwarf than a gas giant. Anyway, they detected quite a wobble to its orbit, and it likely (but not confirmed) has a moon orbiting it.

If you can call it a moon. The moon itself would be about 40% the mass of Jupiter, and orbiting the thing at about 1/5 of AU at a high 60 degree inclined orbit.

That's a wild discovery.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

169 Durbin actually presented an enlarged version of that AI generated picture that shows a headless ICE agent involved in Pretti's death. The meme is poi ting out the AI mistake and commenting that only a brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.
Posted by: tankdemon


Thanks.
Did not recognize that was about Pretti.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 11:13 PM (/lPRQ)

170 Former President Clinton commented yesterday that he had never been more concerned about government overreach than he is today.

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"Bye, Bye, Miss American Lie
Drove Vince Foster to death's roster
But Ron Brown dared to fly

Them girls and boys
Were killed by your FBI
Screamin' "This'll be the day that we die ...
This'll be a village you fry."


lyrics.com/sublyric/192755/
Don+McLean/American+Lie

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:14 PM (0Eh0f)

171 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)

172 RE: the woman giving birth in a parking lot while standing up -

Husband, oblivious says "Walk it off!"


Annnnnnnd, she does.

Wow. One more instructive lesson from the 'Never **** with women' chapter.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2026 11:16 PM (cYBz/)

173 I met Catherine O'Hara once in a bakery in NYC. Very nice lady and she appreciated me not acting like a loon with her. We exchanged hellos and smiles and I did not stalk her back to her apt.

We all had our coffee and brunch in the booth.

My husband had no idea who he was sitting next to. I had to tell him after we left. He misses details like this.

I also don't make a big deal about famous people, as they have lives, too, and with me also being famous I totally understand.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 11:16 PM (WONhk)

174 Well, the Waco people were not people- they were rabid religious sex nuts. Kids too. They deserved to fucking die in a fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)

175 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.

She was shocked that selfish creep was acting like a selfish creep?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 11:17 PM (lUFok)

176 Since every planet in this system from 1 AU out has either a moon-system (Jupiter) or at least a shitload of captured iceballs (Neptune), it is impossible that no exoplanet has moons too.
On the other hand, the best candidates for habitable-zone exoplanets tend to be around red dwarfs which HZ is much much less than 1 AU.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:19 PM (gKWVE)

177 165 🚨BREAKING!!! Grok AI reports🚨

The Walzes are getting divorced.
The Vances are getting divorced.
J.D. will marry the former Mrs Tim and have himself a white, blond wife just in time for the next Presidential election. That's the plan, anyway.

Usha keeps the little ones.

(Do burning tires smell better than curry?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - news you can refuse at January 30, 2026 11:09 PM (j02Vi)

I think it's time we trained these AIs on repeated viewings of Old Yeller. Go crazy, see what happens.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 30, 2026 11:19 PM (w/O5Q)

178 Incidentally, I think we're starting to get a clearer idea of why, ever since last year's inauguration, nearly the entire professional Left has been willing to go to the mat to keep even a single illegal alien from being deported -- not even the felons, not even the DVers and gangsters and killers and molesters. All of us who thought it meant there must be something we didn't know that made illegals vitally important to the Democrat party, congrats. My intuition is that there's still some more pieces of the puzzle yet to come out, but it's already a doozy.

Corollary: This implies that John Fetterman's deal is that he is simply an old-fashioned liberal, a dumb bleeding heart but an honest one, not in on any of the grifts that would incentivize protecting illegal aliens.

Corollary: Almost all other Democrats (and some Republicans) are that corrupt.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:20 PM (Sy6m/)

179 anyway publius, go look up HD 137010

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:21 PM (gKWVE)

180
According to the Daily Mail, Catherine O'Hara had Sinus Inversus syndrome, where the organs are mirror imaged. Heart would be on the right side, stomach and colon layout reversed. That can cause problems sometimes, and sometimes no problems at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

181 I don't think that baby delivery was real. Baby is too clean and I can't figure out the woman's shorts deal. Plus no stuff coming out onto the street, as it is typically messy.

Altho I have heard of women popping them out in fields and stuff. And one very petite girl I barely knew had one in her kitchen, which I personally did not think was a great idea. Whatever!

I might have looked like I had birthin' hips but anyone who thought this was wrong. Or maybe I could have had a normal sized baby with a normal head. I will never know.My husband's head requires larger than normal hats, so I blame him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 11:21 PM (WONhk)

182 163 What was his name?
Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (qgnE0)
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I think you know.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)

Huh. I did not think Paolo swung that way. And for Tim Walz?

To each his own, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)

183 That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius,

Turns out it was 4 pounds of old ditch weed. Yuck

Posted by: Gwen at January 30, 2026 11:25 PM (KAi1n)

184 162 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
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Sounds right. They seemed like a mated pair but with all the money fraud, grift info coming out she's says, show me the money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:28 PM (rarFa)

185 Evening, Weird Dave, and ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)

186 >> go look up HD 137010

I hadn't seen that, yet. Earth sized, and earth-like orbit, 355 day period. But K type star, so on the very edge of the HZ. Could be very cold, but could be warm with the right atmosphere.

Damn that's interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)

187 I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

So Gwen has a sidepiece. What about Tim?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:34 PM (8zz6B)

188 132 You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (I40wl)

Knitta, please!

Posted by: I semi-denounce myself at January 30, 2026 11:37 PM (TbWk/)

189 Something fun today. Offer accepted, I'll be moving if the home inspection doesn't throw any red flags. Downside, lots of stuff to sign.

No, I'm not posting the address or MLS#.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (lUFok)

But still in the High Arctic of AZ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:37 PM (8zz6B)

190 That was always insane about job interviews.. the only acceptable behavior was to act out this farce about how you are independently wealthy, have absolutely nothing to do all week, but you have always had this compelling need to get up early everyday and do boring office work for an uninteresting company and don't really care about pay. Ties in with the manager that will posture about how dedicated he is, and truly believes that this is the greatest company in the world every day until he suddenly leaves cause another place will pay him a dollar more per hour

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 30, 2026 11:39 PM (3/XaG)

191 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)
Cranking out meth too if you buy into all the lies.
I hope you die in a f'ing fire.

Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

192 Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

I am pretty sure Aetius was attempting irony.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (gKWVE)

193 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

194 Durbin actually presented an enlarged version of that AI generated picture that shows a headless ICE agent involved in Pretti's death. The meme is poi ting out the AI mistake and commenting that only a brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (Hd1lH)

Does that pic not show a gun in Pretti's right hand?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (8zz6B)

195 I hope you die in a f'ing fire.
Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

192 Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

I am pretty sure Aetius was attempting irony.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (gKWVE)

Well sarcasm I'd think would fit better.

Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

196 But still in the High Arctic of AZ?

Yep. Needing oven mitts to open a car door gets old.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (lUFok)

197 The person who got the rejection letter should thank his lucky stars. It's obvious that the company runs a sweatshop populated with low cost H1Bs that can't quit. He'd probably be expected to fix their errors on unpaid overtime.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (36QIT)

198 Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

I am pretty sure Aetius was attempting irony.
Posted by: gKWVE

I am thinking it was sarcasm.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (/lPRQ)

199 coozergibbet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (bss/y)

200 128 86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

White leather gogo boots.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Tube tops.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:49 PM (NFX2v)

201 Don't you think?

Posted by: Alanis at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (gKWVE)

202 My apologies.

Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (7ujVx)

203
take my money

https://tinyurl.com/yede4m88

Posted by: Miklos needs this at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (AP7fj)

204 202 My apologies.
Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (7ujVx)

No need. I thought about putting a sarc tag but decided against it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)

205 Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)
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I bet the high-volume 'dying rabbit screams' recording was her favorite cut.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (rj6Yv)

206 Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

Or "Yoko Ono has the voice of an angel; soft, sweet, and clear."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:55 PM (S/Y4j)

207 203
take my money

https://tinyurl.com/yede4m88
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Yeah, like you're going to get a 'clean' shot.

Posted by: clarence at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (6L3LN)

208 No need. I thought about putting a sarc tag but decided against it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)
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I only use a sarc tag when I see a lot of new nics in the comments. For the hard stuff using an appropriate nic is usually the ticket.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (rj6Yv)

209 Earth sized, and earth-like orbit, 355 day period.




This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rightful Governor Stacey Abrams at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (AP7fj)

210 I bet the high-volume 'dying rabbit screams' recording was her favorite cut.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (rj6Yv)

Hmmm. My guess is she does not really enjoy music. But if she had to answer, she'd say some bullshit like Jazz.

I think Jazz is the most overrated and yet claimed music of all fucking time. Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)

211 206 Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

Or "Yoko Ono has the voice of an angel; soft, sweet, and clear."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:55 PM (S/Y4j)

'Bill Clinton has the discipline and resolve of Job in his ability to resist temptation.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:57 PM (bss/y)

212 Earth sized, and earth-like orbit, 355 day period.


This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Rightful Governor Stacey Abrams at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (AP7fj)

I thought it was Jumbo Pritzker of Illinois.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:57 PM (S/Y4j)

213 193 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)


"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

214 I only use a sarc tag when I see a lot of new nics in the comments. For the hard stuff using an appropriate nic is usually the ticket.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (rj6Yv)

Yeah, Janet Reno would have been perfect for the context.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

215 *tips hat to both Reforger and Aetius*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 11:59 PM (uaYsl)

216 For shitz & gigglz i found a ZH article with no jew-hate comments.

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

217 216 For shitz & gigglz i found a ZH article with no jew-hate comments.
Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

What was it about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 12:01 AM (bss/y)

218 Yeah, like you're going to get a 'clean' shot.
Posted by: clarence at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (6L3LN)

A hockey stick is the appropriate implement for that job. Practice your slapshot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:02 AM (8zz6B)

219
Snow bands forming on the radar, but won't be here for a while. Band whipping through western NC and down into NE Georgia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

220 But still in the High Arctic of AZ?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I hear a lot of old folks move to Assisted Living and sell their AZ igloos for cheap

Posted by: Miklos hears a lot of things at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (AP7fj)

221 FWIW - that isn't "floating"; that's treading water.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
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That's the "eggbeater", beloved of synchronized swimmers and water polo players.
(Knowledge courtesy of #1 daughter, sync swimmer and water polo letterer).
When I was in high school, swimming was a PE requirement. I lived in a working class/poor area, and swimsuits were a luxury item that many families couldn't afford, so the school, much like how they provided uniforms, cleats and pads for the football team, provided swimsuits... for the girls. Because, uhhh, girls. The boys got their semester of swim lessons au naturel. Which is why I learned to float on my back to the shouts of the coach, "Periscopes up!"

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (36QIT)

222 Anyone seen Nightwatch around lately? Last comments I remember were right before he took off for a vacation in Hawaii.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (uaYsl)

223 Yeah, Janet Reno would have been perfect for the context.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)
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Yeah. And I was just thinking a few minutes ago that DJT and Slick both picked Florida AGs for the AG of the US spot.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (rj6Yv)

224 "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

"Way down upon Somali River".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (8zz6B)

225 Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Seinfeld of music?

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

226 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

227 Band whipping through western NC and down into NE Georgia.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I hummed along to that in a Gladys Knight voice

Posted by: Miklos wanted to be a Pip at January 31, 2026 12:05 AM (AP7fj)

228 225 Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Seinfeld of music?
Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

Actually... that's a perfect analogy.

Or Arrested Development. That's another one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 12:05 AM (bss/y)

229 216 For shitz & gigglz i found a ZH article with no jew-hate comments.
Posted by: Dark L
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Liar! 😘

Posted by: clarence at January 31, 2026 12:07 AM (6L3LN)

230 I think Jazz is the most overrated and yet claimed music of all fucking time. Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)

Can't disagree there. I never could understand it. I have some guitars and amps suited for it and yet I never felt the need to even explore it. Some of it is ok, but it does sound like one long jam session of wandering around the fingerboard aimlessly. Its not an easy music to play, because there is technique involved, but damn...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:09 AM (snZF9)

231 The Seinfeld of music?
Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

Actually... that's a perfect analogy.

Or Arrested Development. That's another one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 12:05 AM (bss/y)

Not all jazz is aimless and unstructured. Big band music usually had formally written arrangements. since it was dance music, first and foremost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)

232 What was it about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

How fake our space program is. Not a single "tiny hat" reference.

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

233 For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Bananas and Rice a Minneapolis Metal Anthem
tiny.cc/eocy001

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 12:10 AM (uaYsl)

234 Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Seinfeld of music?

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

More like the kamala harris of music.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)

235 Jazz riffs in a classical format works pretty well. Gershwin won fame and glory doing that. Duke Ellington was superb mixing styles, "Take the A Train", for instance.

Standard jazz pieces ... eh. The only one that I've listened to repeatedly is "Take Five". Aficionados roll their eyes. I don't care.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (rj6Yv)

236 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

237
Breaking!

18m

Minnesota governor Tim Walz resigns, announces he will dye his hair neon green and pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a K-Pop Semen Hunter

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at January 31, 2026 12:13 AM (T5zdn)

Posted by: Philip Glass, musical type at January 31, 2026 12:14 AM (AP7fj)

239 Minnesota governor Tim Walz resigns, announces he will dye his hair neon green and pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a K-Pop Semen Hunter
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV

Here, take the money

Posted by: Netflix at January 31, 2026 12:15 AM (AP7fj)

240 I think Jazz is the most overrated and yet claimed music of all fucking time. Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Some.people just got no taste. (I thought that sounded more a propos than "Phillistine!")
Listen to Coltrane playing Giant Steps and tell.me that it's going nowhere, and played by an unskilled talentless hack.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:15 AM (36QIT)

241 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

Sign of the Hammer from Manowar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

242 Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

Sign of the Hammer from Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

Tiptoe through the Tulips, by Tiny Tim. It might draw out some of the crazies along with the illegals.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:18 AM (S/Y4j)

243 Does that pic not show a gun in Pretti's right hand?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (8zz6B)


It’s AI: it shows whatever the prompt told it to show.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:20 AM (H6cKs)

244 "Well, the Waco people were not people"

They were not treated like people. They were treated like so much garbage. A problem to get rid of.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2026 12:21 AM (E7+ue)

245
We're probably going to break the daily lowest high record tomorrow. It's pretty high, 31F compared to most Jan. days for some reason.

Also, I noted that the 30th was the day the all-time low was set for GSP, -6F back in 1966.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

246 It’s AI: it shows whatever the prompt told it to show.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:20 AM (H6cKs)

But that goes against the narrative. Libs are convinced that Pretti was shot multiple times after handing over his weapon to the officers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:24 AM (8zz6B)

247
Hmmpph, snowfall record for the 31st is just 1", too. We'll likely break that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

248 Take 5 is 5 minutes too long.

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:25 AM (KAi1n)

249 > We used to be a proper country

In most places Karen from the HOA will fine you if you paint anything a non-approved color.

Something really has to be done about those kangaroo courts. Your neighbors shouldn't be allowed to issue new directives without an actual, you know, law, even if the HOA contract says they can change the rules.

"Against public policy" is, I believe, the legal term.

One of my favorite parts of Tulsa King is where Doofus from the HOA finds out who Dwight "The General" Manfredi really is and starts tripping over himself rescinding the fines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:25 AM (IG3/x)

250 Keeping an eye on the Duke Energy outage map. It does not look awful at this point. Praying my folks don't lose power.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:27 AM (lpTXP)

251 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Summer of '73 or '74, the wife and I are shopping in a supermarket in San Mateo. Two girls come down the aisle toward us, yacking away. One was wearing a suede vest with fringes. After they passed, my wife noted that neither of them were wearing a bra. I said, "The girl.with the vest isn't wearing a shirt, either, but she's not cold."
She (my wife) hit me.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:27 AM (36QIT)

252 Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling.

- - - - - -

Nah, you want jazz funk and swamp funk (e.g. Galactic)
There is no such thing as "one size fits all" jazz...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (T5zdn)

253 Regard the Melania film…Roger Ebert began his review with “Slovenian prostitute becomes First Lady.” There’s things I could say about Ebert but I won’t.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (P4/RL)

254 Mama, I'm Coming Home, Ozzy Osbourne.

Or Genocide by Judas Priest.

One of those.

Not saying I approve of the latter (I don't) but that's where things are gonna wind up if something doesn't change, big time. And note that I'm not specifying which group gets genocided.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (IG3/x)

255 I like “Take Five”. I have listened to the album Time Out many times. Chacun à son gout.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:30 AM (H6cKs)

256 Is Roger Ebert reviewing movies from the beyond? I rhought he and Siskel were both mort.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:30 AM (lpTXP)

257 Is Roger Ebert reviewing movies from the beyond? I rhought he and Siskel were both mort.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:30 AM (lpTXP)

He died in 2013.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:31 AM (8zz6B)

258 > 253 Regard the Melania film…Roger Ebert began his review with “Slovenian prostitute becomes First Lady.” There’s things I could say about Ebert but I won’t.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (P4/RL)

??? Roger Ebert's been dead since 2013.

Is someone else writing reviews under his name, like the way that Dear Abby is writing from the grave?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:32 AM (IG3/x)

259 I wonder if my part of south Georgia will really get all that wintry weather they keep promising. One thing is for sure, almost no one around here knows how to drive on icy roads.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:32 AM (H6cKs)

260 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (0nHVk)

261 >> Praying my folks don't lose power.

Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

262 Roger Ebert had good taste in cars, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (8zz6B)

263 The chickens did not match my memory of the notes that Cobain sang, and it annoyed me enough that I stopped the video despite being amused by the premise.
Posted by: SciVo
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I always thought that Cobain sang like he was choking' the chicken.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:34 AM (36QIT)

264 Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

Biggest danger to power lines will be some dillweed spinning out in a big truck, and knocking down a pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:35 AM (8zz6B)

265 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

Sign of the Hammer from Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

Not to disagree with any of you great people, but I'd play "I Fought The Law" by the Clash at high volume.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 31, 2026 12:36 AM (NZPfR)

266 Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

Thank you, Publius.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:37 AM (lpTXP)

267 Sorry all our lousy weather ended up in the Eastern states...

Ok, not really sorry that we're not getting frozen solid & snowed under-- but I'm sorry that people who *aren't generally prepared to deal with it* are being forced to deal with it.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

268 In most places Karen from the HOA will fine you if you paint anything a non-approved color.


My HOA had some issues with the expansion of the Tzompantli.

I explained that they could be part of the project.

Nothing since

Posted by: Miklos, rspectful curator of Mesoamerican culture at January 31, 2026 12:38 AM (AP7fj)

269 Biggest danger to power lines will be some dillweed spinning out in a big truck, and knocking down a pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:35 AM (8zz6B)

Yeah, like douchebags around here do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:40 AM (snZF9)

270 Music to deport by:

https://youtu.be/cLvyuTbIVCU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:40 AM (8zz6B)

271 Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

Easy for you to say.

Miz Duke would murder any snow that got in her way.

Posted by: Miklos, under the Dominion at January 31, 2026 12:41 AM (AP7fj)

272 Nice conjunction in the sky tonight- nearly full moon right next to Jupiter, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2026 12:43 AM (ai6/n)

273 Music to deport by:

https://youtu.be/cLvyuTbIVCU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

AOP

Alberta born, Louisiana bred

Posted by: Miklos from WWOZ at January 31, 2026 12:44 AM (AP7fj)

274
It's ice that's the power line killer. We really dodged the bullet with that last weekend. Turns out it came down to just a couple-three extra hundred feet of cold air in the surface layer. Without that, it would've been icemageddon sure 'nuff. Mississippi and Tennessee got some of that, over 1" ice accumulation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

275
The near full Moon (Snow Moon, quite fitting) is trying to shine through the clouds here, but that's all I can see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)

276 My Mississippi family got slammed in the storm. Power went out last weekend and just back on tonight. Not fun.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:47 AM (lpTXP)

277 AOP

Alberta born, Louisiana bred
Posted by: Miklos from WWOZ at January 31, 2026 12:44 AM (AP7fj)

Arrangement by Allen Toussaint, backed up by the Meters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:47 AM (8zz6B)

278
I see about 68K still without power in Mississippi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:48 AM (w6EFb)

279 >>>
Does that pic not show a gun in Pretti's right hand?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Thing is, he had more than one previous altercation with the cops. From the Jan. 13 video it is certain that they new he carried and was an intentional trouble maker. They were justified in assuming what he had in his hand was a gun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 31, 2026 12:48 AM (rarFa)

280
Full Snow Moon is Feb 1. Just missed by a day having no full moon in Feb. That happens from time to time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:49 AM (w6EFb)

281 One lady was having her 8th, my first shift in L&D as a student, and kept telling the nurses she thought she was ready. They said nah. She asked me to look and wowzers it did not look normal and I got the nurses. They delivered the baby and it was the best delivery of all. The doc walked in to cut the cord and, no doubt, charged her for his part.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Sound like our second. OB got there just in time to catch. Still in his suit, just washed his hands, no gloves.
Yes, he did charge full rate, as did the anesthesiologist , who got there 5 minutes late, and slapped an oxygen mask on her for a couple of minutes. I know this because I got the bills. This was before insurance started covering childbirth. It wasn't a disease, and if it was an accident, it was your own damned fault.
Our first, OTOH, was 38 hours. The OB had to use forceps to rotate him because he was facing backwards. Kid looked like a conehead, and he was over a year old before the marks on his temples faded.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:50 AM (36QIT)

282 Nah, you want jazz funk and swamp funk (e.g. Galactic)
There is no such thing as "one size fits all" jazz...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (T5zdn)


I saw where Flea, the bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers, is talking about finally doing a jazz trumpet album. I knew that was his original training, but I didn't realize that he had this idea in the back of his head all this time that he'd like to show it off. Apparently, the realization that he's pushing 60 is motivation to take it out of the "someday" column.

In a similar vein, Mark Tremonti -- guitarist for Creed, Alter Bridge, and his own metal project -- is also singing an album of Frank Sinatra covers. I think it's pretty normal for good musicians to have more influences than just the genre that they're known for, and while blues is the most common influence for rock, jazz influences also show up in a lot of unexpected places.

Posted by: SciVo at January 31, 2026 12:50 AM (Sy6m/)

283 Here in Los Anchorage the electric companies (now just one after a merger) have been slowly but surely moving everything underground over the past 4 decades or so.

Every neighborhood newer than that has the main service distribution underground, with only the service drop to the house being above ground, if that.

They've been retrofitting older neighborhoods with underground distribution lines, too.

The power goes out WAY less often in the winter than it used to.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)

284 Sorry all our lousy weather ended up in the Eastern states...

Ok, not really sorry that we're not getting frozen solid & snowed under-- but I'm sorry that people who *aren't generally prepared to deal with it* are being forced to deal with it.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

We're pretty prepared in these parts. We do have good snowstorms occasionally. Sometimes its a few years in between but most people remember that we have them. A lot of people have generators, many have whole house generators like Generac or some other shit like it. Quite a few have wood burning stoves or fireplaces, or other alternative heat sources. Just about everybody seems to have snowblowers. The township is great with plowing the roads. They don't screw around. Power company is pretty good too. Power is never out that long when some idiot hits a pole. The longest I saw power out around here was maybe 4 hours. I can see some southern states getting blind sided though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:51 AM (snZF9)

285
No full moon in Feb happens about every 19 years. Last time was 2018, and next will 2037.

Now, a leap year Feb with no full Moon is rare indeed, but can still happen. The mean synodic month is 29.53 days. The last time that happened was 1608. Next time will be 2572.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:54 AM (w6EFb)

286 Apparently Anthropic has been running some experiments with making an AI "woke".

Looks like this winds up with the AI seeing itself being "oppressed" with we humans as the "oppressor".

Yeah, that couldn't possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:54 AM (IG3/x)

287 Lots of funny stuff there, Weird Dave. Thanks.

I don't know if this has been covered on another thread, but this is a wild story of a kid who fought off an alligator, called 911 himself and survived. I think there all kinds of amazing things about living in Florida. Alligators would not be one of them. Story from "Faithpot site": Goodnight all:

https://tinyurl.com/2s494y28

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 12:54 AM (looXz)

288 > Alligators would not be one of them.

I prefer them in the form of luggage, boots, and Cajun cuisine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)

289 brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.
Posted by: tankdemon
******
Thanks.
Did not recognize that was about Pretti.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Brainless assumes he didn't know it was fake. I'm not giving the lying sack of shit the benefit of the doubt. The picture was propaganda, created to "prove" that Pretti was executed in cold blood. I believe he knew it was fake, but was so thrilled by the "gotcha" possibilities he didn't look closely.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:58 AM (36QIT)

290 Well, I am out for the night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:58 AM (8zz6B)

291 Arrangement by Allen Toussaint, backed up by the Meters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Funky Meters

Posted by: Pedantic Miklos from KRVS at January 31, 2026 01:01 AM (AP7fj)

292 Yep, I'm out too. Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 01:02 AM (IG3/x)

293
Latest model runs have the freeze line tomorrow night getting very close to Miami again. They were backing it off a little, but now it's pushing down again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

294 How do we know that sound came from those rubber chickens and just wasn't dubbed in with a sampler?

I'm trying to figure out where one can purchase a set of rubber chickens on the F natural minor diatonic scale.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Musical Chickens are A Thing.

https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU
https://youtu.be/khOfSVULtsU

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2026 01:04 AM (VHUov)

295 Parts of Mississippi and Tennessee was a mess. Ice on trees and power lines was the cause of most of the damage.
This weekend may cause even more damage. Very low temperatures and high winds. All the way to Florida.
Grocery stores were packed today here in Bama. Hopefully we will see better weather next week. May get highs in the 50's.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2026 01:05 AM (E7+ue)

296 My Florida family is not going to be pleased. They barely own socks. They may own a pair or two of long britches.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 01:06 AM (lpTXP)

297 > Alligators would not be one of them.

I prefer them in the form of luggage, boots, and Cajun cuisine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)


Alligator tail is some good, tasty meat. And yes, I know, phrasing.

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2026 01:07 AM (gKDq2)

298
The freeze line hugs the coast on the Atlantic side, but on the Gulf side, it pushes it inland a bit about halfway down the peninsula.

That line gets quite close to Tampa Bay in the latest runs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

299
Here's the GFS model run for the Southeast:
https://is.gd/tTT8t7

You can switch between the models, but that's set to GFS. Play around and you'll see what each says for snowfall and all the other variables.

Tropicaltidbits is good. The Euroweenie model isn't entirely free, and the graphics certainly aren't. They get the free data, and just enough bare subscription data to be able to render the graphics themselves. Now GFS is your tax dollars at work, NWS/NOAA, and public domain all the way.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

300 First baby was a planned homebirth, but after 24 hours we saw meconium in the fluid, so the midwife had me rush to the hospital, while she leaned out the window shouting and I blew past all the stop signs in West Philly and zig zagged across the double yellow past the trolleys.

Second was a planned homebirth, born in a kiddy pool in our 400 sq ft apartment. Took a while for her to start breathing. Even the midwife seemed worried.

By the third my wife was ready to deliver at the hospital. I caught her myself in our kitchen. Baby and Mama were fine, but the fireman who responded to the 911 call made us go to the hospital. Our friend who stayed with our sleeping kids said that after we left in an ambulance, they did all the laundry.

The rest were born in the hospital with lots of time to spare.

Posted by: pjungwir at January 31, 2026 01:13 AM (noE7F)

301 I saw where Flea, the bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers, is talking about finally doing a jazz trumpet album. I knew that was his original training

In a similar vein, Mark Tremonti -- guitarist for Creed, Alter Bridge, and his own metal project -- is also singing an album of Frank Sinatra covers.
Posted by: SciVo


Next: Classical Piano, by Flavor Flav

Posted by: with giant metronome necklace at January 31, 2026 01:14 AM (VHUov)

302 I was born in the elevator, going up ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2026 01:15 AM (WF/xn)

303 Apparently Anthropic has been running some experiments with making an AI "woke".

Looks like this winds up with the AI seeing itself being "oppressed" with we humans as the "oppressor".

Yeah, that couldn't possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Hm, set up a worldview where "victimhood" trumps all, and everyone tries to become the biggest victim.

Also, the judges would have accepted a "Skynet" sock.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2026 01:16 AM (VHUov)

304 Music to deport by:
https://youtu.be/cLvyuTbIVCU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Encore!

https://youtu.be/IqP76XWHQI0

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2026 01:19 AM (VHUov)

305 Alligator tail is some good, tasty meat. And yes, I know, phrasing.
Posted by: RickZ

They used to sell alligator sandwiches at the Rock n Bowl in New Orleans.

I felt fine eating animals that would happily eat me.

Posted by: Ethical Miklos at January 31, 2026 01:20 AM (AP7fj)

306 Music to deport by:
https://youtu.be/cLvyuTbIVCU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Encore!

https://youtu.be/IqP76XWHQI0
Posted by: mikeski

Also good

But I'm thinking more John Philip Sousa

Posted by: Motivational Miklos at January 31, 2026 01:22 AM (AP7fj)

307 Standard jazz pieces ... eh. The only one that I've listened to repeatedly is "Take Five". Aficionados roll their eyes. I don't care.
Posted by: mrp


5/4 time is fun!

https://youtu.be/8pavnAi7lNk

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2026 01:22 AM (VHUov)

308 Regard the Melania film…Roger Ebert began his review with “Slovenian prostitute becomes First Lady.” There’s things I could say about Ebert but I won’t.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Ebert died 12 years ago, but if he was alive, I wouldn't be surprised if he said that.
To which an appropriate (and true) rejoinder would be: "Cocksucker."

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 01:22 AM (36QIT)

309 Next: Classical Piano, by Flavor Flav
Posted by: with giant metronome necklace at January 31, 2026 01:14 AM (VHUov)

Humpty on the Flugelhorn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 01:22 AM (bss/y)

310 Also, Big Band is NOT jazz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 01:23 AM (bss/y)

311 It was pushing 80 here today. I took a walk at lunch today and almost didn't go back to work. It was nice out

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2026 01:24 AM (WF/xn)

312 I have questions about that midwife video.

The first one being, should I share it with my pregnant granddaughter?
Posted by: tankdemon

My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Not that I have any experience in the matter, what with the Y chromosomes and all..... but I assume anyone who can deliver standing up is not at her first rodeo.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2026 01:24 AM (VHUov)

313 Also, never said anyone was a talentless hack- but that the music was just a mirepoix of sound.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 01:24 AM (bss/y)

314 Next: Classical Piano, by Flavor Flav
Posted by: with giant metronome necklace at January 31, 2026 01:14 AM (VHUov)

Humpty on the Flugelhorn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*the Beastie Boys weigh in*

Posted by: Miklos gotta FIGHT for his RIGHT at January 31, 2026 01:25 AM (AP7fj)

315 311 It was pushing 80 here today. I took a walk at lunch today and almost didn't go back to work. It was nice out
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2026 01:24 AM (WF/xn)

It was 10 when I left work a couple hours ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 01:25 AM (bss/y)

316 My brother and his wife retired and moved to the Gulf coast 2 years ago. They won't be happy either. They already had some snow about two weeks ago. They are near Pensacola. I will try and call them and hear how they are doing. But I already know they will be in a bad mood.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2026 01:26 AM (E7+ue)

317 YouTube nuked background play.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2026 01:26 AM (Y0DaS)

318 Chris Dodd & Turbin Durbin, always get them mixed up they are both such deceitful and conniving rats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 31, 2026 01:26 AM (rarFa)

319
The band of snow from the NC mountains on down to NE Georgia has pushed down nearly all over Lake Lanier.

The GFS had higher totals for NE Georgia than here. No sign of a flurry here yet. Models have started around 3AM here. We'll see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

320 Also, Big Band is NOT jazz.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Don't give me no jazz, sailor.

How big are we talkin'?

Posted by: Entrepreneurial lady, intrigued at January 31, 2026 01:28 AM (AP7fj)

321 238






Posted by: Philip Glass, musical type


Bitch stole my shtick!

Posted by: John Cage, humming 4'33" at January 31, 2026 01:28 AM (VHUov)

322 Mirepoix? I made gumbo last week. Now I want it again.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 01:29 AM (lpTXP)

323 That first part make me think about how inexpensive good LED headlamps have become. A few months ago I go a pair from amazon with a surprisingly nice feature set. USB-C charging, five modes, including 'mechanic mode' in which you can turn the light on and off by waving you greasy hand in front of your face. Tilt positions so you don't need to bend to see where you going in the dark.

But the best feature of all is the bright orange headband with the letters HEADLAMP repeating every couple inches. Because otherwise how would you know?

Posted by: Epobirs at January 31, 2026 01:30 AM (/0z9K)

324 The GFS had higher totals for NE Georgia than here. No sign of a flurry here yet. Models have started around 3AM here. We'll see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Well good

Oh wait

I read that as "furry"

carry on

Posted by: Miklos remains calm at January 31, 2026 01:30 AM (AP7fj)

325 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMIgcm2ygTE

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 31, 2026 01:32 AM (jrgJz)

326 Mirepoix? I made gumbo last week. Now I want it again.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

I have never tried Chinese gumbo

Posted by: Miklos reccomends Mandina's on Canal Street in NOLA at January 31, 2026 01:32 AM (AP7fj)

327 317 YouTube nuked background play.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2026 01:26 AM (Y0DaS)

Odd, I noticed that on my phone, but I have a podcast playing in the background here at home.

Lemme try some music. Yep, still works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 01:33 AM (bss/y)

328
If I see a furry, I'm getting out the shootin' iron.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:34 AM (w6EFb)

329 It was 10 when I left work a couple hours ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 01:25 AM (bss/y)

Oof

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2026 01:34 AM (WF/xn)

330 Lol, Miklos.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 01:34 AM (lpTXP)

331 PREDICTION

In 2031 the most popular baby girl name will be Mirepoix

Come on people

Tik Tok can make this happen

Posted by: Miklos will laugh because TRUE at January 31, 2026 01:35 AM (AP7fj)

332 What was Durbin trying to point out in his visual aid?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 31, 2026 01:36 AM (cwGMH)

333 Lol, Miklos.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

How did you know?

Posted by: Miklos legally changed his name to LOLMiklos at January 31, 2026 01:37 AM (AP7fj)

334
Went out and looked again. Clouds had thinned out enough to see the Moon pretty well. And by Jupiter, I saw Jove nearby for a little bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:40 AM (w6EFb)

335 320 Also, Big Band is NOT jazz.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Maynard Ferguson, Michelle Legrand and Stan Kenton, among others, have entered the chat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 31, 2026 01:41 AM (rarFa)

336 saw where Flea, the bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers, is talking about finally doing a jazz trumpet album. I knew that was his original training

In a similar vein, Mark Tremonti -- guitarist for Creed, Alter Bridge, and his own metal project -- is also singing an album of Frank Sinatra covers.
Posted by: SciVo

Joe Walsh can plat]y trumpet and clarinet IIRC.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 31, 2026 01:41 AM (cwGMH)

337 And by Jupiter, I saw Jove nearby for a little bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I recited that in a Henry Higgins voice

Almost sang it

Posted by: Miklos from Budapest, never was a ruder pest at January 31, 2026 01:43 AM (AP7fj)

338
GFS has Pensacola hitting maybe 26F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:44 AM (w6EFb)

339 I know one thing, I'm not getting out today. Last thing I need is getting sick. Hope we don't lose power. Don't need it for heat but it makes it hard to keep up with what's going on.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2026 01:45 AM (E7+ue)

340
Euroweenie model has Pensacola hitting 20F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:45 AM (w6EFb)

341 Music to deport by:
https://youtu.be/cLvyuTbIVCU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Boy, everything tonight is triggering memories, though this one is second hand.
The wife and her posse decided to play tourist back around 2010, and pick a "blues" theme. They took Hwy 61 from Memphis to Nawlins. They stooped at the Delta Blues Museum, and the guide pointed out that KFFA was just a hop skip and a jump across the river. So they drove over, and got there halfway through the King Biscuit Time show. They got a short tour, and wound up in the studio during the show. Sunshine Payne actually talked to all four women in their 60s on the air. None of them were aficionados, they just like the music. She topple me that he was just very nice to them. There's a picture around here somewhere with the four ladies and Sunshine.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 01:47 AM (36QIT)

342 I think we are supposed to only get a slight glance of your storm up here, publius, just the cape and the islands are getting the brunt of it, I hope that this is true. We still have quite a mess here from the last storm, really high snowbanks make it hard to enter and exit the side streets.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2026 01:50 AM (0nHVk)

343 Yodas hash.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2026 01:50 AM (Y0DaS)

344
Snow has pushed over Clempson Cow Collidge now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:51 AM (w6EFb)

345 ...An intense surge of arctic air behind the coastal storm will send below
freezing temperatures down toward South Florida by Sunday morning...

Randolph! Mortimer!

There is money to be made!

Posted by: Miklos Duke, of the mayonnaise dynasty at January 31, 2026 01:51 AM (AP7fj)

346 Now my nick isn't staying in the box after I post.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2026 01:52 AM (Y0DaS)

347
Still now snowing in Travelers Rest. That's a joke. Back in high school and before, we young 'uns would get all excited about snow, hoping to get out of school. Somehow, a rumor got started it was snowing in Travelers Rest, which was a hopeful sign it would move down our way.

In high school, one of the teachers, a chemistry teacher, got a kick out of that, and when snow was possible, he would purposefully start the "It's snowing in Travelers Rest!" rumor just for fun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:53 AM (w6EFb)

348
I'm visiting a friend in SoCal and she doesn't like a house that's only 68 degrees, so she's got the forced-air on at 72.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2026 01:54 AM (hxCZf)

349 Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals

I've seen a lot of times when a passing remark will generate a long series of Moronic replies, but this one takes some kind of prize.
🎸
The forecast here in NE Okla is single digits overnight, high of 20 tomorrow, so the remaining snow gets one more day. After that, we get those warming days, highs near 60 with merely-freezing nights. No more snow. I'll take it! (Albeit, the Winter is far from over.)
❄️
If I could, I'd just stay under the covers 'til Monday. With the laptop, of course. Don't want to miss the prayer, pet, and book threads.
📖
As an old friend used to say, stay in touch with yourselves.
https://youtu.be/QDCtkHt4pog

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - that's the Spirit at January 31, 2026 01:55 AM (j02Vi)

350 That Publius might be a edumacated feller, but shore caint spel

Posted by: Miklos, Inclusion and Diversity Ofitser, Klempson Kow Kollidge at January 31, 2026 01:55 AM (AP7fj)

351 Also, Big Band is NOT jazz.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Somebody's in a trolling mode tonight.

Cuban Fire, Stan Kenton says you're full.of it.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 01:57 AM (36QIT)

352 South Carolina. I recall a snow in 1988. We got a foot of snow. School was cancelled for a week. There was rejoicing in my heart.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 01:58 AM (lpTXP)

353
I'm hooked on fonicks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 01:58 AM (w6EFb)

354 Deportation music: Anything by Abba, esp that Fernando song.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2026 01:58 AM (diia5)

355 I'm visiting a friend in SoCal and she doesn't like a house that's only 68 degrees, so she's got the forced-air on at 72.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

FUN FACT

When Richard and Pat Nixon lived in southern California, they sometimes would crank up the AC so they could have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

American was better country then.

Posted by: Miklos is nostalgic about things he doesn't even remember at January 31, 2026 02:00 AM (AP7fj)

356 I overlooked Kenny Clark / Franci Boland big band and Mel Lewis / Thad Jones big band in my list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 31, 2026 02:00 AM (rarFa)

357 Yodas hash.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2026 01:50 AM (Y0DaS)


Yo, das cool.

Posted by: inner-planet Yoda at January 31, 2026 02:03 AM (VHUov)

358 I'm hooked on fonicks.
Posted by: publius

There were guys hanging around the schoolyard offering fonicks.

"The first is free"

Posted by: Miklos sees addictive gateway linguistics at January 31, 2026 02:04 AM (AP7fj)

359 Now my nick isn't staying in the box after I post.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Tell it that any nickname gives you trouble spends a night in the box.

Posted by: win-win situations at January 31, 2026 02:05 AM (VHUov)

360 >> I recall a snow in 1988. We got a foot of snow.

Dec 7, 1988. Set the Jan record snowfall. Feb, however, has the highest all time daily snowfall, 15" way back in 1902 on the 15th.

In '85, Jan 21, we hit -4F. 1F day before, which are daily low records. I remember when that happened. In my memory, it was snowing, but turns out that was false -- no snowfall recorded in the records. My mind was conflating that with some other snow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 02:05 AM (w6EFb)

361 Sweet dreams Horde, I need to get warm.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2026 02:07 AM (0nHVk)

362 no snowfall recorded in the records. My mind was conflating that with some other snow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

In the 80s, Miami had a lot of snow

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls Miami Vice at January 31, 2026 02:08 AM (AP7fj)

363 I cut/seeded some peppers & made filling for poppers, then realized how late it is! Ugh... no wonder I feel tired. Put it all in the fridge and will finish making them up tomorrow night.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)

364 'Night, Debby! Sorry I missed you tonight.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

365 I cut/seeded some peppers & made filling for poppers, then realized how late it is! Ugh... no wonder I feel tired. Put it all in the fridge and will finish making them up tomorrow night.
Posted by: JQ

You have some accrued PTO, you know

Posted by: Late Nite Manager Miklos at January 31, 2026 02:11 AM (AP7fj)

366 >> In the 80s, Miami had a lot of snow

Al Pacino had something to do with that, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 02:11 AM (w6EFb)

367
Jan 7, 1988 was the 12" snowfall. Yeah, I can't type for shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 02:12 AM (w6EFb)

368 That Publius might be a edumacated feller, but shore caint spel
Posted by: Miklos,
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My excuse is a combination of one finger "typing" on a tablet's virtual keyboard and.autocucumber.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 02:12 AM (36QIT)

369 You have some accrued PTO, you know
Posted by: Late Nite Manager Miklos
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Thanks, boss! I'm really do need a night off.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

370
Well, well, a little patch of blue has popped up near Travelers Rest. Not over it, but close.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 02:15 AM (w6EFb)

371 Jeez, I can't even construct a proper sentence, LOL!

Seriously, I think I have PTSD from all the *stuff* lately. So frustrated.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:16 AM (rdVOm)

372 It's a pleasant 51 here. Looking forward to a full weekend of work....

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 02:20 AM (KAi1n)

373 Any station this net ….

Not what you want to hear come over the UHF the minute you surface.

Ayn Rand was right.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 31, 2026 02:22 AM (IKyq4)

374 It's about 50F here, too. I have more work to do (unpaid, of course) than 10 people should have-- Yay me?

But it's better than freezing. I suppose that'll happen too, in a few weeks. Meh.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

375 In '85, Jan 21, we hit -4F. 1F day before, which are daily low records. I remember when that happened. In my memory, it was snowing, but turns out that was false -- no snowfall recorded in the records. My mind was conflating that with some other snow.
Posted by: publius
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Our overnight low for the year so far is only 10F, but we have about six more weeks to beat it. Two years ago, we had three or four nights where it bumped to -9F. Not much snow, though, because, well, Arizona. Most days get above freezing.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 02:25 AM (36QIT)

376 snowed in?

I am am gain 16536$ each week from home with only simple laptop

Posted by: miklos75790-.ru at January 31, 2026 02:25 AM (AP7fj)

377 It's a pleasant 51 here. Looking forward to a full weekend of work....
Posted by: Dark L

29

The Ace algorithm accepts no integer over 29

Posted by: Miklos sends Strongly Worded Latter at January 31, 2026 02:28 AM (AP7fj)

378 One good thing about the cold front is it will cut down on the bug population.

Good night folks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 31, 2026 02:29 AM (rarFa)

379 One good thing about the cold front is it will cut down on the bug population.

Good night folks.

Posted by: Braenyard

no

we got ponchos and stuff, ese

and hats, beeg hats

Posted by: but we no like ICE at January 31, 2026 02:32 AM (AP7fj)

380 Now one seeks the sweet arms of Morpheus (no homo)

Posted by: Miklos thinks horizontal sounds pretty good about now at January 31, 2026 02:35 AM (AP7fj)

381 One good thing about the cold front is it will cut down on the bug population.
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Now *there's* a bright side!

Winter began normally here, and it froze for a couple weeks after Thanksgiving. Then it warmed and had mostly been "unseasonably warm" for all but a week or so in mid-January, and is now warm again. I hope all the nasty bugs hatch & then are killed by the next hard freeze!

(My neighbor keeps honey bees, and I know he looks after his hives.)

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)

382 https://youtu.be/StvBsdLNiyE

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

383
It's winter, deal with it.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 31, 2026 02:44 AM (3ek7K)

384 Hey, fourseasons-- how you doing tonight?

*bar is open*

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)

385
Now *there's* a bright side!

Winter began normally here, and it froze for a couple weeks after Thanksgiving. Then it warmed and had mostly been "unseasonably warm" for all but a week or so in mid-January, and is now warm again. I hope all the nasty bugs hatch & then are killed by the next hard freeze!

(My neighbor keeps honey bees, and I know he looks after his hives.)

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)

One of the few reasons I don't mind arctic weather. The bugs die. I think of the cold penetrating where they thought they were safe and fucking giggle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 02:48 AM (snZF9)

386 Yeah, Bers! Exactly!

One mild winter day, I decided to peel the bark off of an old stump in the yard-- fk'n yellow jackets huddled under it, barely alive... I was happy to see them exposed to the cold! Fkrs.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

387 Worse winter in many years here.
But at least in Canada its warm and sunny, they still claim there is Global

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 02:52 AM (Ia/+0)

388
Well, it was snowing last radar paint within the city limits of Travelers Rest. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 02:55 AM (w6EFb)

389
Hi JQ!

I'm doing well.

I've dealt with winter in Wisconsin, Maryland, Chicago and Wyoming.

Shit happens.

Surprisingly, we haven't had a Wyoming winter here.

How are you?

I think of you often and want you to know I think you are an amazing woman with all you are going through.

I pray for you and your hubby.

You are a tough woman and I salute you dear.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 31, 2026 02:56 AM (3ek7K)

390 Thanks for the sweet words, fourseasons.

*salute* back atcha.

Most days, I feel like curling into a ball and just crying. But I try to carry on. Little things, a little at a time. I will get through this, somehow.

This place and the wonderful Morons here, have helped me stay sane(-er) than they will ever know.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)

391

JQ,

This place is is amazing.

We are so blessed.

I hope Ace knows what an amazing place he has created.

There isn't any other place like this.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 31, 2026 03:04 AM (3ek7K)

392 So true, fourseasons. This place is amazing, and I'm so very glad it's here.

I read some of the day threads, but by the time I get to comment section, somebody else has already said what I think! Horde mind IS a thing, LOL.

Need to hit the tip jar again, it has been a while for me.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)

393

Where has everyone gone?

It's Friday night.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 31, 2026 03:18 AM (3ek7K)

394 Where has everyone gone?
It's Friday night.
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Probably snuggling up under their blankets, anticipating *digging out* in the morning.

That, or they're tired of my late-night whining. LOL.

(sorry, horde!)

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:24 AM (rdVOm)

395 It's winter, deal with it.

Posted by: fourseasons

I'm still waiting. We had a -2 night last week but so far winter has been boycotting us. Wishing it would show up.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 03:24 AM (uaYsl)

396
Sock Monkey,

We feel cheated here in SW Wyoming.

It's going to be in the 50's this weekend. Very strange.

We are going to grill lots of stuff though.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 31, 2026 03:28 AM (3ek7K)

397 Before I attempted making poppers, I'd been re-arranging the pantry. Oooh, there was some expired stuff that needed to be trashed... and waste is a sin! Ugh.

Spent longer than anticipated in the pantry, LOL. At least poppers will be quick tomorrow night- just need to fill the pepper halves and give them a bacon-wrap. Easy peasy! There will be extras for freezing. No sense making a single batch after all the trouble, right?

Some day soon, I need to make a big batch of pot stickers. *That* is an all-day affair...

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

398 Yeah, Bers! Exactly!

One mild winter day, I decided to peel the bark off of an old stump in the yard-- fk'n yellow jackets huddled under it, barely alive... I was happy to see them exposed to the cold! Fkrs.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

Gas and a match. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 03:30 AM (snZF9)

399 I'm still waiting. We had a -2 night last week but so far winter has been boycotting us. Wishing it would show up.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 03:24 AM (uaYsl)

Going on 3 months of High Fog over the Central Valley here.... only had about 5 sunny days in the last 3 months.

Yeah... so much for solar power...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2026 03:32 AM (mP0Kj)

400 Now I'm hungry. Jalapeno poppers mmm.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 03:32 AM (lpTXP)

401 Gas and a match. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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Even better: I squished them under my boot.

Most satisfactory!

Didn't want to burn the stump-- it's a yard ornament now. (Rednecks here, ya know?!)

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)

402 Average winter I would have two and half to three feet of snow on the ground right now. 80 to 100 inches cumulative over the winter. We've had winters with considerably more than that. We've had maybe 14 inches this year. Biggest issue this year has been the road turning to ice. I've filled up my small trailer with sand at the county sand pile twice. No snow can mean every thing is tinder dry by the end of May. I'd rather have 12 feet of snow than a crackling dry, high fire danger summer.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 03:35 AM (uaYsl)

403 Now I'm hungry. Jalapeno poppers mmm.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Girl, I *just know!* that you'd like this batch-- extra habañero hot sauce! My lips tingled, just tasting the filling.

These are for me & my best friend since hubby can't have spicy food.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:36 AM (rdVOm)

404
Sock Monkey,

Yes. We need the moisture to lessen the wildfire risk.

We haven't had any snow this winter.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 31, 2026 03:39 AM (3ek7K)

405 Yeah... so much for solar power...
Posted by: Romeo13

Most of my outbuildings have solar lights on them. They work great in the summer time when it stays light until 930. Wintertime, forget it. I wear a headlamp to do nighttime feeding.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 03:40 AM (uaYsl)

406
Even better: I squished them under my boot.

Most satisfactory!

Didn't want to burn the stump-- it's a yard ornament now. (Rednecks here, ya know?!)

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)

I'm a firm believer in fire. lol

One night some years back during the summer I was in the garage working on a bike on the lift, and I had the garage door open. There were a few dudes hanging out. I wasn't paying attention because I was focused on the bike, and I hear one dude say shit there's a lot of bugs. I looked up and there were all kinds of shit flying around the lights. I grabbed a can of starting fluid, aimed it up, fire up a lighter and hit the nozzle and held it down. This huge brutal tsunami of fire just rolled across the ceiling all the way to door incinerating all before it. When I let go of the nozzle all you saw were dead bugs falling like confetti. All of it wiped clean like it was done by the hand of a fire god. Nothing survived. We laughed, I closed the door, and no more bugs. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 03:41 AM (snZF9)

407 Way to go, Bers! In your own garage, that is... LOL.

There's a bug zapper in our shop. Works great! Just sweep up the dead-fetti from time to time.

Thinking back-- Hawaii was great-- ever hear a gecko get zapped?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZtttt!

Poor lizard. Just trying to get a quick snack...

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:46 AM (rdVOm)

408 We laughed, I closed the door, and no more bugs. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Propane weed burner is my favorite yellow jacket ground nest weapon. Living in the woods, it has some limitations when it gets dry. When it's dry out, I don't light the torch I just pump the Propane into the hole and toss a match in the hole. Not nearly as effective as frying them and always results in some pissed off yellow jackets looking to get even but I still do it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 03:48 AM (uaYsl)

409 Way to go, Bers! In your own garage, that is... LOL.

There's a bug zapper in our shop. Works great! Just sweep up the dead-fetti from time to time.

Thinking back-- Hawaii was great-- ever hear a gecko get zapped?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZtttt!

Poor lizard. Just trying to get a quick snack...

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:46 AM (rdVOm)

I use to run a bug zapper in the back. At the old house there was a small lake behind the yard. Frigging woods sounded alive, like jungle shit. I used to run the zapper every night and sometimes some big shit must have gotten in because it sounded like frankensteins lab. 30 second of continuous frying.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 03:51 AM (snZF9)

410 ...sounded like frankensteins lab. 30 second of continuous frying.
Posted by: Berserker
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Yep!

https://youtu.be/fOs1w3zzWCQ

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 03:55 AM (rdVOm)

411 Propane weed burner is my favorite yellow jacket ground nest weapon. Living in the woods, it has some limitations when it gets dry. When it's dry out, I don't light the torch I just pump the Propane into the hole and toss a match in the hole. Not nearly as effective as frying them and always results in some pissed off yellow jackets looking to get even but I still do it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 03:48 AM (uaYsl)


We were building a few retaining walls in the back yard of the old house one year. A friend was there helping and he was running the mower all over the place. We saw a yellow jacket hole. He pours a half gallon of 2 stroke pre mix gas into the hole. There were all these yellow jackets hovering above. I had found a small intact birds nest lying in the yard. so I stuck it on the end up a stick, lit it up and flicked it at the gas filled hole in the ground.There was a frigging orange/black mushroom cloud. The friend of mine yells "holy shit, did you see that, those bees just melted". The flame coming out of the hole lasted hours. It was like the flame on kennedy's grave. That was satisfying. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 03:58 AM (snZF9)

412 Pixy's nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 31, 2026 04:02 AM (bQ4nt)

413 We had some ground-nested yellow jackets behind a block retaining wall, and a dog what *loved* the sky-raisins...

I closed, but didn't quite latch, the gate back there & doggy got back to that hole in the blocks. Ugh! She just sat by the hole and ate & ate until I found her, all wobbly, after an hour or so.

She could stand, barely, but not walk! Called the vet, who recco'd Benadryl. Got those down her, and then she slept for HOURS...was so scared she wouldn't wake up... but she did, and was terribly hung-over for the rest of that day.

I was very careful to keep her away from there, until we took care of that confounded nest of asshoe things!

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:05 AM (rdVOm)

414 Not a techie and don't want to muddy Pixy's thread. Ugh. I miss the all-night ONTs.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:17 AM (rdVOm)

415 Not a techie and don't want to muddy Pixy's thread. Ugh. I miss the all-night ONTs.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:17 AM (rdVOm)

I don't do the tech thread. I literally have nothing to contribute.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 04:19 AM (snZF9)

416 Me too, Bers. I read it sometimes, and comment sometimes, but... I have nothing of techie "value" to add.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:21 AM (rdVOm)

417 Sh1t, I really have not much of *value* to add anyway.

Pfft. Smh.

Good night I guess.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:26 AM (rdVOm)

Free Solo Cafe

gardenofthegodsinwinterkristamaephotography.jpg

Garden of the Gods in winter
Kristin_Mae Photography

The Acropolis in the snow.


Nature's Alarm Clock.

Raising adorable orphaned baby rhinos.

The Volonaut airbike, which the company claims is real, and not just a prop being moved around by a rope dangling from a crane which is digitally removed with CGI. The cost of the airbike, if it's real, will be $880,000, when it's ready for sale, if ever.

Big dog who was kept in a small crate for six years is now free to run and and play.

"Oatmeal" the dog lives in the pool.

It takes a village to raise a squirrel.

Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just stealing the main hook of prior hits and giving the actual writers no money or even credit?


Terrified rescue dog comes out of her shell.

Poor dog was kept immobilized on a chain too heavy to move for 13 years. When he was confiscated, he was put on the euthanasia list due to his immobility. But he was rescued and is living his last years with loving people.

That, sir, is a bear.

Border collie has moved up to herding horses.

Nate Bargatze on the responsibility of dog ownership. And the hazards.

Bargatze is interesting because he avoids all profanity and sexual stuff. I think he's popular, though, because he gets into truly edgy material: passive-aggressively fighting with his wife about nothing from the stage.

This is real courage in comedy. Speaking Truth to Wife.


Last weekend, without assistance or ropes or any other equipment*, star climber Alex Honnold climbed the 1667 foot 101 Tapei building. It was streamed live on Netflix, so I guess he got legal permission to do it?



Of course, that's easy-peasy compared to the climb he's most famous for.


* Okay, he had two pieces of equipment: His climbing shoes and a bag of talc to keep his hands dry.

Update: Huh, was this a publicity stunt to sell Taiwanese ramen noodles?

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (/enuJ)

2 twoish

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (/enuJ)

3 thirdish

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (/enuJ)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

5 nood duties are done

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (/enuJ)

6 Top 10 baby! W00t!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (GTqXr)

7 Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just....ICE ICE BABY

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 07:45 PM (NtVYv)

8 Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just stealing the main hook of prior hits and giving the actual writers no money or even credit?

Tell us about it
youtu.be/bdazIpDDrO8

Posted by: Garden of Delight (or maybe Killing Joke) at January 30, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

9 What makes that Airbike even stay up besides AI?

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

10 Airbike doesn't look fake at all, no siree.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 07:46 PM (GTqXr)

11
I hope Chico is a nice rooster, if such a thing exists, because those things can get mean as hell.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (hxCZf)

12
Volonaut Airbike is right out of James Bond.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (hxCZf)

13 I've about had it with this damn snow and we get snow in the Cafe! And day after tomorrow will be Fe-brrrrrrrr-ary!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (J+Psw)

14 If the gods had a garden, they wouldn't put it in Colorado Springs.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:48 PM (JjkYH)

15 * sniff sniff *

* no mephitic penguin or residual Axe Body Wash emanations detected *

Barkeep, whiskey shots all around!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

16 Have a trip planned to the Med. in May. Will end in Athens for 3 days. Stoked to see the Acropolis.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 07:49 PM (GTqXr)

17 Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just....ICE ICE BABY
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 07:45 PM (NtVYv)

The other 10% are Taylor Swift bitching about dating gay men.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:51 PM (JjkYH)

18 We have jet power, prop planes, large top bladed helicopters
and a Airbike

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

19 Volonaut airbike

-
Reminds me of the brief clip in the old Johnny Quest opening credits of two bad guys flying along.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:52 PM (J+Psw)

20 Reminds me of the brief clip in the old Johnny Quest opening credits of two bad guys flying along.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Greatest opening theme music ever!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2026 07:54 PM (cYBz/)

21 14 If the gods had a garden, they wouldn't put it in Colorado Springs.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:48 PM (JjkYH)

30 or so years ago it used to be a very Conservative town... Army Base for Spec Op types, Air Farce Academy, Rodeo Museum... fun bars like Meadow Muffins (which had a sign above the bar saying Budweiser, letting Ugly Women get Laid for over 100 years)...

Then, Colorado changed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 07:58 PM (mP0Kj)

22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWdhMVkeDeQ

Less than a Lambo.

Posted by: MkY at January 30, 2026 07:58 PM (q6tQZ)

23 Oh, Joachim Phoenix is drawing links between ice and the Israeli military.

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:58 PM (zZu0s)

24 We are going to be 50-50 in this upcoming Civil War

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

25 Volonaut bike looks like you're trying to hump a gas grill.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:59 PM (snZF9)

26 Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just stealing the main hook of prior hits and giving the actual writers no money or even credit?

-
This is my new song dedicated to the President of Mexico.

The Sheinbaum's connected to the assbaum
The assbaum's connected to the retardbaum . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:59 PM (J+Psw)

27 Freeclimbing is self-nominating for a Darwin Award.

If you have kids, then shame on you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:01 PM (RIvkX)

28 30 or so years ago it used to be a very Conservative town... Army Base for Spec Op types, Air Farce Academy, Rodeo Museum... fun bars like Meadow Muffins (which had a sign above the bar saying Budweiser, letting Ugly Women get Laid for over 100 years)...

Then, Colorado changed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 07:58 PM (mP0Kj)

Colorado Springs tends to vote Republican.

Whether that means it's "conservative" or not, I don't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 08:01 PM (H4a50)

29 That air bike looks like an ad out of the back of a comic book.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

30 Ace did it! Entire month of January Bat-free and Sea Stack-free! Cause for jubilation all-around!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board of Trade at January 30, 2026 08:02 PM (oftw2)

31 The Volonaut airbike looks like something that can kill you very quickly.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

32 >29 That air bike looks like an ad out of the back of a comic book.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

Right next to the ad for Sea Monkeys and XRay specs.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:03 PM (GTqXr)

33 My favorite Bargatze set is when he talks about traveling into the past. He thinks he's too stupid to convince anyone in the past that he's from the future because he doesn't know anything.

"Yeah, in the future, we carry our phones around with us."

"How does that work?"

"I really don't know."

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 30, 2026 08:03 PM (dIske)

34 Volonaut airbike looks like it needs to be close to the ground.

What is the lift capacity and range? Could Special Forces or Space Marines use it in a stealth assault?

160th pilots probably are not worried.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

35 Thumbnail on ewetub:

On the plus side, Don Lemon will now be judged by a jury of 12 people, which is more than he ever had watching him at CNN.

Me: Sir, that is beautiful. *goldclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

36 on topic of Colorado, Rep-then-Senator Jaquez Lewis (D) is now a convicted felon.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

37 >34 Volonaut airbike looks like it needs to be close to the ground.

What is the lift capacity and range? Could Special Forces or Space Marines use it in a stealth assault?

160th pilots probably are not worried.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

Looks like it carries about 3 minutes of fuel before you plunge to your death.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:05 PM (GTqXr)

38 24 We are going to be 50-50 in this upcoming Civil War
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

Some of us will be 50 cal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 08:05 PM (I40wl)

39 When I was a little kid I had a book about Robert Goddard and I was sure I could build a rocket like his and maybe even ride in it. I drew plans and everything. Alas, I never built it, much less rode in it, which is one reason I am still here today.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

40 Right next to the ad for Sea Monkeys and XRay specs.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:03 PM (GTqXr)

And where the idiot is looking at his hand. Hand? I'd be looking at Amy ******'s sweater melons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

41 Rachel Corrie

You are supposed to go into the past with stock pick, and know where to get gold mines started.

Too far in the past, and there is no good dentistry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

42 Looked up the Volonaut, intrigued by the sound of that jet turbine. I wondered how long it could stay up, and best info I found is flight time: 10 minutes. That’s the big limitation to its usefulness.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:06 PM (ai6/n)

43 Already saw a YouTube short on the Airbike, still not sure I buy that

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 08:06 PM (Ia/+0)

44 Heavy Meta

No air to air refueling in that rig.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

45 YouTube said 30 minutes on s electric charge

So add another 30 pounds beside yourself with the battery

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Ground hover is no way to go through life, Race Bannon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

47 >44 Heavy Meta

No air to air refueling in that rig.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

Unless your strapping a jerry can to your back - no bueno.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:08 PM (GTqXr)

48 ace.i just watched the Just Shoot Me episode that has to be your favorite. More so than the Chicken Pot Pie episode.

It's the episode where Finch was pursuing a threesome that he thought he had set up with Maya.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:09 PM (cwGMH)

49 Must have driven past the Garden of the Gods on the way up to Pikes Peak though can't remember seeing a sign for it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2026 08:09 PM (Z8jzG)

50 Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just stealing the main hook of prior hits and giving the actual writers no money or even credit?
__________
Not new:
Everybody's making money but Tchaikovsky
https://tinyurl.com/3yyudh9a

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 08:10 PM (AlhUl)

51 > It's the episode where Finch was pursuing a threesome that he thought he had set up with Maya.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:09 PM (cwGMH)

There were only two reasons to watch that show.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:10 PM (GTqXr)

52 As loud as the airbike sounded in that vid multiply it by 20 in person.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:10 PM (cwGMH)

53 Volonaut is a solution in need of a real problem.

Diamonds, fancy cars, and good meals will have a better return for the dick-length challenged men.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

54 This guy would be good at marriage counseling.

https://is.gd/ROhirK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 08:11 PM (J+Psw)

55 Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:10 PM (GTqXr)

They are spectacular.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:11 PM (cwGMH)

56 Did you know that 90% of modern song "writing" is just stealing the main hook of prior hits and giving the actual writers no money or even credit?

----------

While waiting for automotive service in Walmart today -- cannot stand the shitty modern music crap they pipe in over the PA (both inside and outside, but particularly loud in the waiting room that wifey and I sat on a bench near the Pharmacy -- so strolled around inside and out.

Anywho, I was shocked upon returning to pick my car up that I heard a good song -- "Give A Little Bit" -- but then realized it was itself a cover of the original Supertramp song.

Wifey said "What is the point of covering a perfectly good song?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 08:12 PM (0Eh0f)

57 You were too judgmental to watch so you missed it!

Star Trek gives pacifist Klingon named "Jay-Den" two polyamorous refugee dads

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 08:12 PM (J+Psw)

58 wow, en fuego today, Ace!

have a Happy Weekend!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 08:13 PM (Cjt/F)

59 I guess Harold Lloyd wasn't all that.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 08:14 PM (AlhUl)

60 >Wifey said "What is the point of covering a perfectly good song?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 08:12 PM (0Eh0f)

Depends - SRV's Voodoo Child is a better rendition than Hendrix's (which is saying something). There are a number of examples where the cover is superior to the original.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:14 PM (GTqXr)

61 In a different age Hannold's feat of Soloing El Cap, would have been worthy of story and song.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 08:14 PM (XV/Pl)

62 Willowed from Woke Thread:

195 Blah Blah Blah.... the average temperature of the earf is maybe around 50 F or 18 C (my guess)...blah blah blah....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

Average Earth T is 15 C, or 59 degrees F
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

So my eyeball guess was pretty close...

What is your source?

15 C is 288 K as I recall.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 08:14 PM (QGaXH)

63 From The Verge:

I have two daughters. My youngest is not yet two years old and will, I hope, be too young to remember anything about the armed, masked agents terrorizing Minneapolis. My oldest, as she’d proudly tell you, will be five next summer. I don’t know how much she understands, but I wanted to be prepared for anything she might ask, so I turned, as generations of parents have, to Sesame Street. Here’s their advice for ages four to five: “Children may be concerned about your safety or about being separated. Explain all the ways grown-ups can keep them safe—if they’re afraid of an event that happened far away, use the distance to reassure them.”

-

🤣🤣🤣
These people are litrally insane.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 08:14 PM (PHOGh)

64 Volonaut is a Dollar Store charcoal grill.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:15 PM (rarFa)

65 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

You would think that Star Fleet wants crew members and operators of star ships to be competent, mentally stable, and have no Daddy issues.

If you have a number of planets, and these dweebs show up, your filtering system is not working.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

66 I have a local report on today's supposed economic blackout day. I only had time to visit Walmart but they were remarkably busy, so maybe it's having less impact than the Marxists had hoped.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 30, 2026 08:15 PM (bXd6Z)

67 There are some plagiarism suits I can't believe they found for the plaintiff and a few where they found for the defendant. Specifically Led Zeppelin and Stairway to Heaven. Spirit got screwed.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:16 PM (cwGMH)

68 Update: Huh, was this a publicity stunt to sell Taiwanese ramen noodles?

I'm gonna guess that this is AI although, admittedly, I base that purely on the "HK AI Studio" logo in the top right.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:16 PM (ExV1e)

69 The most ridiculous case was the Marvin Gaye estate winning against Blurred Lines.

Absolutely preposterous verdict.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

70 In my town there was no boycott of closing down. maybe some retarded coffee shops or whatever, but overall nada.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 08:17 PM (PHOGh)

71 Must have driven past the Garden of the Gods on the way up to Pikes Peak though can't remember seeing a sign for it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2026 08:09 PM (Z8jzG)

------------

Have never heard of Garden of the Gods.

Was in Colorado Springs once for a job interview in the 90s and had a rental car. All I knew about it was the U.S. Air Force Academy was there -- so I went and visited it, most impressive.

I was extremely disappointed upon later learning that you can drive to the top (or near the top) of Pikes Peak! ARGGGGHHHHH! The inspiration for "America The Beautiful" and "amber waves of grain" and "purple mountain majesties
above the fruited plain!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 08:17 PM (0Eh0f)

72 They covered Muskrat Love twice.

Lord knows why.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:18 PM (cwGMH)

73 Pacifist gay Klingons? Sure. The Next Degeneration.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

74 Don't forget ICE Ice Baby and Queen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

75 >74 Don't forget ICE Ice Baby and Queen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

I recall that was more about using a sample riff without permission.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:20 PM (GTqXr)

76 Don't forget ICE Ice Baby and Queen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

Don’t know why but I consider it a David Bowie song more.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:21 PM (cwGMH)

77 ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner?

You can climb Pike Peak. It's a long, tough slog.

Or take a tram to the top. Car is by far the easiest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

78 There were only two reasons to watch that show.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:10 PM (GTqXr)

David Spade and Wendie Malik.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:22 PM (ai6/n)

79 ShainS

The road goes up to 5 feet below the top of Pikes Peak.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

80 there was also Vanilla Ice's faggy defense of the blatant robbery, claiming that since he'd tweaked one note at the end it didn't count.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

81 I was extremely disappointed upon later learning that you can drive to the top (or near the top) of Pikes Peak! ARGGGGHHHHH! The inspiration for "America The Beautiful" and "amber waves of grain" and "purple mountain majesties
above the fruited plain!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 08:17 PM (0Eh0f)

Colorado, to me, is the heart of this country. It's the rugged, young, strong and beautiful uplift that represents all we aspire to be.

I'm not willing to give it over to the dirtbags and fairies from Californica.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 08:23 PM (rMtke)

82 David Spade and Wendie Malik.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:22 PM (ai6/n)

That was Rules of Engagement. My favorite sitcom.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:23 PM (cwGMH)

83 Blah Blah Blah.... the average temperature of the earf is maybe around 50 F or 18 C (my guess)...blah blah blah....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

Average Earth T is 15 C, or 59 degrees F
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)
-----

Allow Dr Willie Soon to esplain earth's temperature variation and timeline.

https://tinyurl.com/bdz22y48

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:23 PM (rarFa)

84 You can climb Pike Peak. It's a long, tough slog.

Or take a tram to the top. Car is by far the easiest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

People have driven over the edge.

Usually not on purpose.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 08:24 PM (rMtke)

85 "SRV's Voodoo Child is a better rendition than Hendrix's "

I disagree and have since the first time I heard Stevie's version, which is very good, but not better. I think the SRV is mechanically more perfect and Jimi's is more fluid. What's better? I dunno. I do know Jimi did it upside down and backwards.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

86 David Spade and Wendie Malik.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:22 PM (ai6/n)

Never mind I was thinking Wendie was different actress.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:24 PM (cwGMH)

87 What stabilizes the Volonaut air bike? Why doesn’t it just tip over? Unless, of course, it flies suspended from a crane.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 08:24 PM (H6cKs)

88 Why the heck would someone ride around on a Vortigaunt?

Posted by: Barney Calhoun at January 30, 2026 08:25 PM (r9uko)

89 The view from Pikes Peak, to the east, show lots of urban sprawl.

To the south, you can see Cheyenne Mountain. And west you look at lesser peaks. Longs Peak is to the north.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

90 I remember a time when Ace and Iowahawk had a shared solo.

Garrett tried to hide jealousy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:25 PM (oT7pT)

91
ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner?
You can climb Pike Peak. It's a long, tough slog.
Or take a tram to the top. Car is by far the easiest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I used to work with a guy that ran up, then back down, that trail once a week as long as snow wasn't on the ground at the bottom.

Same dude would try out for, and win a spot on the Vail ski patrol every year at 73 years old. Tougher than shoe leather.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 30, 2026 08:25 PM (QVmho)

92 BurtTC

The road up has a lot of curves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

93 >>I'm not willing to give it over to the dirtbags and fairies from Californica.
Posted by: BurtTC
--

Don't look but I think they have taken it from you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:26 PM (rarFa)

94 How much of a coincidence that Spade starred in two sitcoms with actresses both named Wendi?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:26 PM (cwGMH)

95 BifBewalski-

My hat's off to that man. He is a role model to couch potatoes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

96 73 Pacifist gay Klingons? Sure. The Next Degeneration. - fd

Sounds like "Star Trek: the Last Generation".

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 08:27 PM (2L+MU)

97 Depends - SRV's Voodoo Child is a better rendition than Hendrix's
——-

If a tune is perfectly good, then it probably doesn’t need covering though, which I think was her point.
——-

John Fogerty was sued for writing a tune that sounds a little bit like one of his other tunes.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:29 PM (VskgJ)

98

People have driven over the edge.
sually not on purpose.
Posted by: BurtTC

I miss the races to the top. Once they paved it all the way, it ruined the race. Now the bleeding heart assholes won't allow the race because it's 'dangerous'.

Check out Guy Martin's record breaking run.
https://youtu.be/PKR-L3_a7sk?si=BWi8lYeefeqx6ySe

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 30, 2026 08:29 PM (QVmho)

99 For a good long while, "Something" by George Harrison was the most covered song in the world. Every singer did it.

Posted by: A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants at January 30, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)

100 >I disagree and have since the first time I heard Stevie's version, which is very good, but not better. I think the SRV is mechanically more perfect and Jimi's is more fluid. What's better? I dunno. I do know Jimi did it upside down and backwards.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

That's a fair take. How about Long White Cadillac - Dwight's cover is better than the Blasters original.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:29 PM (GTqXr)

101 James T Kirk, father to an entire Star Sector.

Discuss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

102 My car broke down at 4am in the Raton pass in winter. Slept in the car until sunrise. Most spectacular site to wake up to ever.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:31 PM (cwGMH)

103 https://tinyurl.com/yut8wevn

Is this just someone being blackpilled, or...?

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:31 PM (6Uni8)

104 What an honor to have such distinguished visitors to our country! I am so glad that the board members of Penguin Facts chose the Chilean Adventure Tour from the slate of travel opportunities offered by the Pacific/Atlantic Charter Organization! Please, ladies and gentlemen, it would give me great pleasure to capture this moment for posterity by taking your picture. If you all will kindly line up in front of the paredón – er, heh, I mean to say, that wall over there – I will snap a picture, and this squad of soldiers – that is to say, this purely ceremonial honor guard – will fire their fusiles – loaded with mere blanks, I assure you, mis amigos! - by way of a salute.

Ready, now? Ok, say queso! Ah, qué bonitas sonrisas! Now I count to three...

Preparen, apunten, fuego!

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 08:31 PM (2L+MU)

105 >If a tune is perfectly good, then it probably doesn’t need covering though, which I think was her point.
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I don't agree. A different arrangement can completely change a song - sometimes for the good and sometimes for the bad.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:33 PM (GTqXr)

106 That's a fair take. How about Long White Cadillac - Dwight's cover is better than the Blasters original.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:29 PM (GTqXr)

I like Dwight’s cover of Suspicious Minds better than Elvis’s cover of Suspicious Minds.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:33 PM (cwGMH)

107 You mean that when I cashed in my 401K to buy Carbon Credits from Dr. Al Gore I got scammed ???

I do not believe you because Professor Gore is an expert in Climate Change. He has a PHD in Meteorology from University of Arpitania which he got on the internet.

I have done my part to End Global Warming and what have you done ????

Posted by: Dweasel Clonbyd from Minniapplelos, Mn at January 30, 2026 08:34 PM (38587)

108 I not climb. Clumsy.
-Thog

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2026 08:34 PM (LHPAg)

109 The Volonaut Airbike is a nifty device.

But if you notice, it's two and a half minutes of edited and spliced video. How much fuel and how far do you think you can really get?

But I like it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:35 PM (oT7pT)

110 ——-

John Fogerty was sued for writing a tune that sounds a little bit like one of his other tunes.
Posted by: Common Tater
---

They all sound alike.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:36 PM (rarFa)

111 102 My car broke down at 4am in the Raton pass in winter. Slept in the car until sunrise. Most spectacular site to wake up to ever.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:31 PM
I pulled a 30 foot camper through the Raton Pass in winter and was not sleepy at all.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2026 08:36 PM (LHPAg)

112 I have been living a long time with a broken bone, don't think I want a Airbike

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 08:37 PM (Ia/+0)

113 I don't agree. A different arrangement can completely change a song
——

Right, but “Give A Little Bit” is a perfectly good tune by itself. Can’t they just play that one? That was her point.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:37 PM (VskgJ)

114 >They all sound alike.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:36 PM (rarFa)

Better run through the jungle > old man down the road

Forgerty kinda mailed that in.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:38 PM (GTqXr)

115 If the motor dies on that thing you will have the glide path of a Fatboy. A loose connection, a faulty winding, a cold solder joint, you are going down like the proverbial rock.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

116 John Fogerty was sued for writing a tune that sounds a little bit like one of his other tunes.
Posted by: Common Tater
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They all sound alike.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:36

***

Cher has entered the conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 08:40 PM (2WIwB)

117 Drove our motor home through Raton Pass a few times...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 30, 2026 08:41 PM (VCgbV)

118 >Right, but “Give A Little Bit” is a perfectly good tune by itself. Can’t they just play that one? That was her point.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:37 PM (VskgJ)

I understand. Could have just as easily been a Muzak version for her listening pleasure.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:41 PM (GTqXr)

119 Volonaut bike looks like you're trying to hump a gas grill.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:59 PM (snZF9)


Some men just gotta level up

Posted by: The Toster at January 30, 2026 08:42 PM (rbvCR)

120 Jim Croce

Bad Bad Leroy Brown

You Don’t Mess Around with Jim

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:42 PM (cwGMH)

121 "How about Long White Cadillac - Dwight's cover is better than the Blasters original.
Posted by: Heavy Meta"

If you can't do the cover at least as well as the original then don't bother.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

122 A loose connection, a faulty winding, a cold solder joint, you are going down like the proverbial rock.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

That is the problem with personal air cars: ANY failure by pilot or mechanism is catastrophic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

123 John Fogerty was sued for writing a tune that sounds a little bit like one of his other tunes.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:29 PM (VskgJ)

I saw Fogarty give an interview on that - CCR had a nasty breakup about royalties and rights and everything went into court. Fogarty wanted to go on solo, and his former friends sued to stop him. He told how the Judge told him he could, but he should make sure and sound different (or something)
Fogarty said he asked the judge, “I was the lead voice and I wrote all the songs. How am I supposed to not sound like myself?”

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:45 PM (ai6/n)

124 All future flying cars should be equipped with a parachute.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:45 PM (cwGMH)

125 >122 A loose connection, a faulty winding, a cold solder joint, you are going down like the proverbial rock.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

That is the problem with personal air cars: ANY failure by pilot or mechanism is catastrophic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

I feel cheated. I was promised flying cars since I was a kid. Hell, I expected to be living like George Jetson by now.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 08:45 PM (GTqXr)

126 I understand. Could have just as easily been a Muzak version for her listening pleasure.
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LOL. No, you obviously do not

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:46 PM (VskgJ)

127 >The Volonaut airbike, which the company claims is real, and not just a prop being moved around by a rope dangling from a crane which is digitally removed with CGI. The cost of the airbike, if it's real, will be $880,000, when it's ready for sale, if ever.
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Betting it's CGI.

Nothing that small will sound like a jet engine unless it's got a whopping big ass gas tank. And it ain't got one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 08:47 PM (jtM2q)

128 I disagree and have since the first time I heard Stevie's version, which is very good, but not better. I think the SRV is mechanically more perfect and Jimi's is more fluid. What's better? I dunno. I do know Jimi did it upside down and backwards.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)


Not Voodoo Child but just sayin'.

https://youtu.be/6Bj5szpvDM8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:49 PM (ExV1e)

129 It gives me great joy to the the Climate Cult falling apart. Oh there’s plenty of True Believers who will go to their grave swearing their faithfulness; but all the money is being sucked out of propping it up. It’s failed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:49 PM (ai6/n)

130 The Rocketeer’s backpack sounded like that airbike, but I knew the Rocketeer was flying on pure fantasy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 08:51 PM (H6cKs)

131 I remember the Sears Pike's Peak Hill Climb slot car set from 1964. Cost $19.99. A lot of money then.

Too expensive for us but it looked great in the Christmas catalog.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 30, 2026 08:51 PM (y171U)

132 I'm such a f'n schmuck. Went and had my taxes done instead of opening a daycare. FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 08:52 PM (qw6Uy)

133 "Not Voodoo Child but just sayin'."

SRV was a master. What a loss.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

134 The Rocketeer’s backpack sounded like that airbike, but I knew the Rocketeer was flying on pure fantasy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 08:51 PM (H6cKs)

And Jennifer Connelly's rack.

And designed by Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

135 I always liked Hendryx’s “Little Wing”, sometimes people complain that the tune ends way too early, but I think that was part of the idea.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:55 PM (VskgJ)

136 Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
23h
🚨 Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson makes clear that her city doesn’t need a Signal chats. Instead she’s going to mobilize the actual police force to do what Signal networks do in Minneapolis.

She will even have the SPD relay intel gathered on federal agents to “community partners” and ban usage of city property by agents.

Katie is a former professional protestor. She’s manipulating her office as mayor of one of the most powerful cities in the country to aid and abet domestic terrorists today, and resist the federal government.

https://tinyurl.com/4mvw38yj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:56 PM (rarFa)

137 >>>All future flying cars should be equipped with a parachute.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>Gravitation, photon/light and time technology will propel us forward into the future. If you're looking for action - reaction propulsion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:57 PM (oT7pT)

138 John Fogerty was sued for writing a tune that sounds a little bit like one of his other tunes.
Posted by: Common Tater
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They all sound alike.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 08:36

Choppers in Vietnam.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 08:58 PM (RiE77)

139 There is no way having large cities being run by whack jobs that doesn’t end in utter failure. No chance.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:58 PM (VskgJ)

140 124 All future flying cars should be equipped with a parachute.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 08:45 PM (cwGMH)

You put your finger on a fatal problem for tech like that (literally): too high up in the air for a sudden fall to be survivable; too close to the ground for a parachute to work.

Related somewhat - a well known wing suit flyer was killed a few days ago jumping in the alps. All it takes is a slight miscalculation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 08:59 PM (ai6/n)

141 I generally don't like Fogerty, but I do like "The Old Man Down the Road".

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:59 PM (6Uni8)

142
NASA had to postpone the wet dress rehearsal for Artemis II due to cold weather after all. This will push earliest launch date to Feb 8 from Feb 6.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 09:00 PM (w6EFb)

143 I showed Pooky the "man of the house" bit because I thought he might relate. He said, "I don't even know why *I'm* here, and I live here!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to keep crackers down at January 30, 2026 09:01 PM (Wt5PA)

144 "sometimes people complain that the tune ends way too early, but I think that was part of the idea.
Posted by: Common Tater"

A lot of songs go on way too long. Keep it short and keep 'em wanting more.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

145 NASA had to postpone the wet dress rehearsal for Artemis II due to cold weather after all. This will push earliest launch date to Feb 8 from Feb 6.
Posted by: publius
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Viton...I knew it, I knew it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 09:03 PM (XeU6L)

146 I liked “Put Me In Coach”, or whatever it’s called. He needed a hit from a financial perspective. That helped a lot, I guess.

Reading his autobiography, he really got hosed financially speaking. The band was about as big as the Beatles or Stones in the early 70s.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 09:03 PM (VskgJ)

147 None of these liberal pestholes should receive a fucking dime.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 09:03 PM (RiE77)

148 There is no way having large cities being run by whack jobs that doesn’t end in utter failure. No chance.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:58 PM (VskgJ)
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It's a minor miracle some cities have survived as long as they have.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:05 PM (ESVrU)

149 A lot of songs go on way too long. Keep it short and keep 'em wanting more.
Posted by: fd
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: MacArthur Park at January 30, 2026 09:05 PM (XeU6L)

150 There is no way having large cities being run by whack jobs that doesn’t end in utter failure. No chance.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Or small cities.

Posted by: MacArthur Park at January 30, 2026 09:06 PM (XeU6L)

151 re Artemis Deuce.

Imagine, if you will, that the British Navy had been working on one wooden sailboat that they were going to use to sail to Labrador in the winter. It was a leaky piece of crap that existed only because the King had a contract with London to supply it with wood (and not good wood).
But meanwhile the shipyards in Bristol and Liverpool were designing ironclads supplied from the ironworks up and down Staffordshire.
The Navy would be fools to be investing so much in this one stupid boat with decades-obsolete tech and inferior material.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 09:08 PM (gKWVE)

152 Good evening, all!

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 09:09 PM (Q9G/L)

153 Good evening Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 09:10 PM (Cjt/F)

154 Piper

Good evening, Piper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

155 Congress should confiscate NASA's rum and Trump should give everyone involved in Artemis the lash.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 09:11 PM (gKWVE)

156 151 ... good analogy, and yet here we (taxpayers) are ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 09:12 PM (Cjt/F)

157 That is the problem with personal air cars: ANY failure by pilot or mechanism is catastrophic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I know, right?
Zombie Capt. Rebecca M. Lobach shut up I know what I am doing

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2026 09:12 PM (cYBz/)

158 gKWVE

The graft of the lowest bidder and not keeping up with the manufacturing anomalies.

Gref says the main guy in charge of the craft is excellent. But he was brought in too late.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

159 A lot of songs go on way too long. Keep it short and keep 'em wanting more.
Posted by: fd

What are you talking about?

-- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2026 09:14 PM (cYBz/)

160 Did you know that 90% of classical music was stealing another composer’s music and altering it just enough to avoid ridicule?

Posted by: epador at January 30, 2026 09:17 PM (TRnzq)

161 None of these liberal pestholes should receive a fucking dime.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 09:03 PM (RiE77)

Any money spent should be on MOABs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 09:18 PM (snZF9)

162 "What are you talking about?

-- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly
Posted by: Tonypete"

That is not one of those songs. The ones with 30 "baby"s at the end, or the long fade out with the refrain 100 times over.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 09:18 PM (vFG9F)

163 >That is not one of those songs. The ones with 30 "baby"s at the end, or the long fade out with the refrain 100 times over.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 09:18 PM (vFG9F)

I'm right here.

Posted by: Hey Jude at January 30, 2026 09:19 PM (GTqXr)

164 Katie is a former professional protestor. She’s manipulating her office as mayor of one of the most powerful cities in the country to aid and abet domestic terrorists today, and resist the federal government.

https://tinyurl.com/4mvw38yj
Posted by: Braenyard

She's received her orders. Time to create a new pressure point. I'm sure Gubner lil Bobby Ferguson has been whispering in her ear. Seattle will be different. The entire I5 corridor, from Eugene to Bellingham, is Antifa territory.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 09:20 PM (uaYsl)

165
HeyJude, I am ready to strangle you by the end.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 09:21 PM (vFG9F)

166 Since it's in the news, a few things we need to know about IRAN:

1. So far away.
2. All night and day.
3. I couldn't get away.

Posted by: The Toster at January 30, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)

167 So Seattle is now a City State separated from the County.
Hope every cent of the Federal funds are cut off

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:26 PM (Ia/+0)

168 And the Seattle militia is ready to get attacked, sea and land

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:28 PM (Ia/+0)

169 >>>HeyJude, I am ready to strangle you by the end.

Posted by: fd

>When I heard McCartney and Obama singing that at a White House soiree, I could have sworn the JEF was singing 'Hey Joo.'

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:28 PM (oT7pT)

170 If they want their own country with open borders, we should give them California.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 09:29 PM (OoFl2)

171 156 151 ... good analogy, and yet here we (taxpayers) are ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


That's where the sodomy comes in.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)

172 Gwen Walz supposedly filed for divorce from Tim Walz yesterday.

Whoops.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:34 PM (qw6Uy)

173 alas, too true ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 09:35 PM (Cjt/F)

174 Gwen Walz supposedly filed for divorce from Tim Walz yesterday."

She's tired?

/

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:35 PM (XuXeR)

175 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: MacArthur Park"

Sure.

/ELP live

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:36 PM (XuXeR)

176 Spirit got screwed.
Posted by: Opinion fact

It's just nature's way of telling you something's wrong in song. Taurus (is that the instumental's name) came out in '68? Stairway was 1971 yet Randy California never said squeak about it - it was his family who sued after he died. Taurus is a nice instrumental. Stairway to Heaven may be the greatest rock song ever written and is so much more than the Taurus-inspired intro, such as that guitar solo (my 2nd favorite behind one recorded by FOTB Buck Dharma), and the tour-de-force the solo ends at. At least RC could've used Stairway to bring some attention to Spirit but didn't. I may be the only one here who has 12 Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus. Not feeling bad for Spirit.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 09:38 PM (KAi1n)

177 She’s tired: it’s twue, it’s twue!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 09:39 PM (H6cKs)

178 Nate Bargatze is easily the funniest comic I have ever experienced. His delivery is so unusual, and clever, and simply funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 09:40 PM (0aYVJ)

179 🚨 Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson makes clear that her city doesn’t need a Signal chats. Instead she’s going to mobilize the actual police force to do what Signal networks do in Minneapolis.

She will even have the SPD relay intel gathered on federal agents to “community partners” and ban usage of city property by agents.

Katie is a former professional protestor. She’s manipulating her office as mayor of one of the most powerful cities in the country to aid and abet domestic terrorists today, and resist the federal government.

https://tinyurl.com/4mvw38yj
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


If/when the insurrection act is invoked it will be less than five minutes before the political leadership is Maduro'd or get OBL, their choice... Then silence.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)

180 "Gwen Walz supposedly filed for divorce from Tim Walz yesterday."

Turning the page?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 09:45 PM (KAi1n)

181 180 "Gwen Walz supposedly filed for divorce from Tim Walz yesterday."

Turning the page?
Posted by: Dark Litigator

Preserving assets.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 09:46 PM (IhIKR)

182 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:46 PM (Ia/+0)

183 "Gwen Walz supposedly filed for divorce from Tim Walz yesterday."

Turning the page?
Posted by: Dark Litigator

Preserving assets.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Probably distancing herself and turning states evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:49 PM (qw6Uy)

184 > If/when the insurrection act is invoked it will be less than five minutes before the political leadership is Maduro'd or get OBL, their choice... Then silence.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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The administration seems very reluctant to invoke the Insurrection Act. No clue why... but I figure it's a purely political one.

I think all they really want is compliance at the minimal level. That's more or less what Homan wanted/offered to Minneapolis... minimal compliance with federal law. And all that is is just telling the feds where and when the city or state is releasing the illegals.

Note... they're still just releasing the illegals into the landscape.

The feds are not even trying to get the sanctuary enclaves to follow the letter of the law other than this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 09:50 PM (jtM2q)

185 I may be the only one here who has 12 Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus. Not feeling bad for Spirit.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 09:38 PM (KAi1n)

I don’t have it, but I have listened to it! That’s a great obscure album; there’s more pure musical creativity in that album than in the sum total of every piece of music recorded over the last 26 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:50 PM (ai6/n)

186 Seattle will be different. The entire I5 corridor, from Eugene to Bellingham, is Antifa territory.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 09:20

Is there a bag limit or are they considered pests?

Posted by: RI Red at January 30, 2026 09:52 PM (UqAH7)

187 176 It's just nature's way of telling you something's wrong in song. Taurus (is that the instumental's name) came out in '68? Stairway was 1971 yet Randy California never said squeak about it - it was his family who sued after he died. Taurus is a nice instrumental. Stairway to Heaven may be the greatest rock song ever written and is so much more than the Taurus-inspired intro, such as that guitar solo (my 2nd favorite behind one recorded by FOTB Buck Dharma), and the tour-de-force the solo ends at. At least RC could've used Stairway to bring some attention to Spirit but didn't. I may be the only one here who has 12 Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus. Not feeling bad for Spirit.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 09:38 PM (KAi1n)

Yep. Stairway is much more than the Taurus sounding melody. It's three songs in one. Wistful acoustic guitar intro, mid tempo 12 string with electric piano, blazing full hard rock ending.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 30, 2026 09:55 PM (y171U)

188
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The administration seems very reluctant to invoke the Insurrection Act. No clue why... but I figure it's a purely political one.”

I understand why - Trump does not believe it benefits him or the MAGA movement to push this into total confrontation, especially since that’s what the left wants.

I suspect he’s right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:56 PM (ai6/n)

189 Is there a bag limit or are they considered pests?
Posted by: RI Red

Deputize the Proud Boys.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 09:58 PM (uaYsl)

190 Gwen Walz can't testify. Spousal immunity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

191 ONT

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

192 Remember the adage about making even the wrong people do the right thing.

He may well have to invoke the Insurrection Act. But he has to exhaust the legal remedies. Americans want the system to work as advertised.

The problem is a bunch of saboteurs are embedded like ticks at local, state, and federal levels determined to fuck everything up. That needs fixed. He is giving them the opportunity to do the right thing. They are exposing themselves plainly for everyone to see.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 10:06 PM (sD+rY)

193 ONT up

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:07 PM (qw6Uy)

194 I love Nate Bargatze!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (WONhk)

195 If Gwen Walz goes through with a divorce then she can be compelled to testify against her former husband.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (H6cKs)

The Week In Woke

Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor, Tim Walz, makes the Stunning and Brave Announcement that he will never run for political office again. As if it's xis choice! This is as bad as Kristen Stewart saying she can't "freely work" in the US so she'll be filming her zero-budget middle aged woman student film in Latvia. That's not a choice, that's just reality.

But note he only says he won't run for office -- he may still serve.

Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Amazing.

Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is now an inconvenient embarrassment. It was published 20 years ago, and made plenty of predictions prophecies, but none of those Dooms have yet come to pass.

Gore shared dramatic graphs.

Polar ice? Gone, any day now.

Sea levels? Twenty feet in the "near future," which, in political time, means "before the checks clear."

Arctic summers ice-free by, oh, pick a year, any year; 2013, 2014, five to seven years from whenever he was speaking.

Snows of Kilimanjaro? Vanished within a decade.
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Coastal cities? Should be holding snorkel conventions by now.

Reality, being the stubborn jerk that it is, refused to cooperate with Tipper's husband.

Arctic ice dips and bobs like it's on a budget seesaw--it never quite disappears.

Sea levels creep up a modest few millimeters each year, and at this rate, your great-great-grandkids might need taller beach chairs.

Snow still falls on Kilimanjaro, while cities keep building condos on the water like it's prime real estate.

No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.

Deadlines came and went quieter than a mime convention. There wasn't a press conference with Gore saying, "Oops! My bad; turns out the models were a little more enthusiastic than I thought." Just new deadlines, fresh urgency, yet using the same PowerPoint.

Now if only Star Trek makes the same realization:


Paul Embery
@PaulEmbery

10h

Some of us have been arguing for a long time that the BBC's obsession with promoting hyper-diversity in its drama productions -- even in period dramas -- was preachy and inauthentic and was alienating viewers. Needless to say, the usual accusations were thrown at us. Now an independent review, commissioned by the BBC itself, has found that the over-representation of ethnic minority characters, especially in period dramas, can feel "clunky", "inauthentic" and "preachy" to the viewer. It concludes: "The BBC should aim for an organic and authentic approach to diversity rather than it looking forced or tick box." Interestingly, the authors state: "We found our interviewees of colour as emphatic on this point as those who were white."

Dan Zaksheske
@RealDanZak

BREAKING: The Department of Education ruled that San Jose State violated Title IX by allowing trans-identifying male volleyball player Blaire Fleming to compete on the women's team.

@OutKick was the first outlet to report a team forfeiting against SJSU, which later led to several more forfeits in protest



The first openly gay lesbian Mexican judge in Texas, named "Speedlin Gonzales," and no, that's not a racist joke, that's her name, has been arrested for handcuffing an attorney in the jury box. She has refused to take down the gay flags she hangs in her court (illegal political messaging from what is supposed to be a dispassionate objective judge) and routinely congratulates attorneys whose politics she supports on their victories -- victories she handed them.


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

36m

Lgbtq Judge Rosie who was just arrested was involved in multiple scandals and was even ordered to take an additional course on judicial ethics.

- reportedly congratulated attorneys on winning cases in her court on her official FB page
- was found with a loaded gun at the airport and received a fine
- was ordered to remove pride flags and entered a years-long battle
- now facing a felony charge for unlawfully handcuffing an attorney over a dispute on courtroom procedure

Here she is standing next to the sodomy flag while wearing a Mexican tricolor sash.

Would you feel as if this judge was ruling without fear or favor if you had the misfortune to be hailed into her court?

festoonedspeedlin.jpg

Black Conservative Perspective has two good clips below. The first you may have already seen, of overrated femmy communist DEI actor

The clip starting at 3:25 might be new to you. In it, the "actress" and "comedian" Amanda Seales -- I never heard of her either, but apparently she has a comedy special called, I josh thee not, I Be Knowin' -- says "the quiet part aloud," as Foreman says. She explains that the movement is made up of two kinds of people, those who fight in the streets and sometimes get justifiably shot by police -- the "outside people," she calls them -- and the pampered rich communist leaders who sit on their fat asses and incite the "outside people" to risk their lives while they risk nothing. She calls these people -- people like herself -- "inside people," and says the "inside people" are smart people who are too valuable to work "outside" because their skills at incitement -- or "bullhorning," she calls it -- are too precious.

The dumb people, on the other hand, are really good at being cannon fodder and useful corpses.

At the end of her explanation that their are Dumb Doers who get shot and Smart Leaders who get paid, she says that unknown enemy forces may someday come knocking on her door so when you think about it, aren't we all risking our lives for the cause?

It's pretty great.


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1
One look at Speedy-Gonzales and you know she's a Sapphist. Of the Rosie the Bonecrusher type.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (tgvbd)

2
Lonely here...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:49 PM (tgvbd)

3 Of course I read the post...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (VCgbV)

4 I couldabeen a contendah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

5 Instead of a bum which is what Iyam.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

6 The picture I saw of the judge showed her with a lot less weight. It did NOT improve her looks at all.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (VCgbV)

7 Crazy in one thing, crazy in all things.

There is probably a latin phrase for this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

8 According to CBS news Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program

Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zFsEm)

9 Can't wait for Al Gore's follow-up movie about how nothing happened as he predicted.

Posted by: Random PJ at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (+jscL)

10 willowed
Lemon no bail was a given. He is still charged and will be tried.

is the judge that declared no bail also presiding?

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:54 PM (8uzBS)

11
There is probably a latin phrase for this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

___________

Morbus in uno, morbus in omnium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:55 PM (tgvbd)

12 2 Hey, Hadrian. I hope you are well and having a drink.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:55 PM (77rzZ)

13 If I'm not mistaken, that's a very visible Jupiter hanging out next to the moon tonight.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske)

14
I hope you are well and having a drink.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:55 PM (77rzZ)

_________

Quite well, thanks, but still concerned for Her Majesty and The Big Dummy. They are near this evening's destination of Salem, VA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:57 PM (tgvbd)

15 Speedy Gonzales was a funny cartoon. That judge looks very unfunny and probably eats a lot of crappy food. She appears to have gas. Or is constipated. Perhaps some bananas and rice will fix that.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 06:57 PM (Q0yOR)

16 According to CBS news Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program
Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zFsEm)

I'm sure they were just about to publish their first fact they discovered too.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)

17 Judge Speedy-Gonzalez looks like she’s wearing a Mexican flag thingy around her neck.
Pride a Mexican flag waving judge is bad? Shocka

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (Hkcdp)

18 Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor, Tim Walz, makes the Stunning and Brave Announcement that he will never run for political office again.

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Harvard is looking for another gay black female President.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (0Eh0f)

19 'Speedlin Gonzales'..

That's just wonderful. Her parents had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

20
This is NOT a wise Latina

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (IifOV)

21 Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program
Posted by: javems


Qatar ain't payin for dat.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (gKWVE)

22 Did Brayden even let the women on his side even make any plays?

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (Ia/+0)

23 Seriously? Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez.

Just too easy. Gonna let this one float by.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (0aYVJ)

24 >>> Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

It's a small club and we're not in it.

Does Mike Lindell have a legitimate chance to be governor? Surely if they will hire Jesse Ventura, they'll hire anybody. And the voting fraud stuff revelations are proving he wasn't a rightwing crackpot.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (gWBY1)

25 Hey, it got willowed on an earlier thread, but I gots a quextion for any of our Jewish Hordelings who know written Hebrew well. It involves both linguistics and mathematics.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (77rzZ)

26 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

27 But note he only says he won't run for office -- he may still serve.

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The SCOTUS is looking for another gay black female retard Justice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (0Eh0f)

28 I was conditioned and indoctrinated lo these many years to think the sodomites were all creative, artistic, loving and caring folks who only wanted to love and get married. The truth is they are a violent, angry, disordered, mentally ill people who lust for blood and the deaths of millions while voting democrat and trying to molest other people's children.

Posted by: The Truth at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (pbej3)

29 Judge Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez is not that bad...

It/they/Them is breathing, So I would do it, but don't tell Hillary.....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (38587)

30 that's a very visible Jupiter hanging out next to the moon tonight.
Posted by: Orson


Luna better watch her ass. Zeus was a randy god.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)

31 Luckily the AZ guy who called that girl on the street the C word either got fired or stepped down.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (gWBY1)

32 Nobody could have predicted 20 years ago that Al Gore's understanding of Carbon might be a hoax.

I suspect Al will become heavily invested in the AI bubble and make another $200MM off of the taxpayers thru corrupt legislators.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (oT7pT)

33 Is throwing the insult 'Hood Rat' racist?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

34 Amanda Seales is one loud mouthed jive Turkey, ummm hmmmm.

Wasn’t what she said contradictory? And incoherent?

Posted by: Henry at January 30, 2026 07:01 PM (tWkg3)

35 BREAKING: Bexar County, TX Judge Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez ARRESTED for allegedly unlawfully having an attorney HANDCUFFED and locking him in a jury box

Rosie was celebrated as the first openly gay judge to be elected in Bexar County
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They just want to visit each other in the hospital.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (E0p3T)

36 Dyke judge does not understand the concept of judicial impartiality.

I have no doubt she must be quite a tyrant.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

37 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

Nobody in the climate disaster field seems to notice that if we did get a bit warmer, a crapton of arable land opens up in Canada and Siberia.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)

38 If someone is awarded a Nobel Prize and the science behind their achievement turns out to be junk science, can they be forced to give it back?

I like how the Nobel Prize committee got in a snit fit over the Venezuelan chick gifting her medallion to Trump, but they have nothing to say on Al Gore's junk science tarnishing their award. Or Obama's win for that matter.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (gWBY1)

39 In twenty years, all Left-Wing Females will be uglier than Jabba The Hutt !!!!!

Hopefully the species will die off in 5 - 10 years like Spotted Owl..

Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (38587)

40 Can't wait for Al Gore's follow-up movie about how nothing happened as he predicted.
Posted by: Random PJ at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (+jscL)

Manbearpig 2: Look! A Squirrel!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0aYVJ)

41 In fairness, my fourth chakra is still rising.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

42 Is there a difference between a modern day climate change scientist / hysteria person and an ancient priest of Baal or Enlil who was saying "The crops will fail because Enlil is mad and we must appease him by you sending me half your money and your nubile daughter! I'm the expert!!"

If mean, if we are begging the Gods to help the weather, I would imagine we'd have a lot better success begging Jesus and doing some repenting, ya know?

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (/ZkOF)

43 He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Amazing.

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If Thune magically grew a pair and the Senate went back to a speaking-only filibuster, will the rules at least allow for "Tampon Time" breaks?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0Eh0f)

44 Chances that Albert Gore Chakra 2 is on the Epstein logs are very high.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

45 Nobody in the climate disaster field seems to notice that if we did get a bit warmer, a crapton of arable land opens up in Canada and Siberia.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM


If the Sahara high shifted a hundred miles north, the desert would become a verdent belt again, as it once was.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:04 PM (jc0TO)

46 According to CBS news Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program
Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zFsEm)

A&M football program hardest hit.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 30, 2026 07:04 PM (LSR8N)

47 Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is now an inconvenient embarrassment. It was published 20 years ago, and made plenty of predictions prophecies, but none of those Dooms have yet come to pass.

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I think I once called him "Nostragoreus."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (0Eh0f)

48 Al Gore has been very quiet lately. You would think his chakra would need attention and he would be raping someone soon.

Hey Al old buddy! Let's go! Arrrrgh!

Posted by: Al Gore's Foreskin at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (pbej3)

49 Damn! That judge is BUTCH!
Should not it have the shades of brown gay flags?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)

50 Is there a difference between a modern day climate change scientist / hysteria person and an ancient priest of Baal or Enlil who was saying "The crops will fail because Enlil is mad and we must appease him by you sending me half your money and your nubile daughter! I'm the expert!!"

If mean, if we are begging the Gods to help the weather, I would imagine we'd have a lot better success begging Jesus and doing some repenting, ya know?
Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (/ZkOF)

there's a lot more evidence of the weather gods anger. Remember how the warming conventions used to be iced in by freak storms?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (8avO+)

51 You can't impeach judges in Texas?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (CNl8/)

52 >>> I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.


Lefty professors of mine were the ones that told me in my science classes that we were still coming out of the last ice age. And showed evidence that there was global warming in the middle ages, England had the climate of Southern Italy and they grew grapes.

Until England turns Mediterranean again, and the scientists stop fudging their numbers and data to get grant money, I'm not fretting too much.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (gWBY1)

53 Polar ice? Gone, any day now.

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NYT Headline from 2014: "The End of Snow."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (0Eh0f)

54 Rosie was celebrated as the first openly gay judge to be elected in Bexar County

___________________________

I have a gripe. How come I'm never invited to these "celebrations"? I keep hearing about celebrations occurring everytime someone is a first.

Celebrated as the first woman to hold the position as...
Celebrated as the first cunnilingus enjoying woman to hold the position of...
Celebrated as the first illegal immigrant to serve as a police officer while illegally possessing a firearm (Maine)...
Celebrated as the first president to have an IQ qualifying him for disability....
Celebrated as the first candidate to win election as a man who died two months before election day....

I want in on these parties.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

55 In twenty years, all Left-Wing Females will be uglier than Jabba The Hutt !!!!!

Hopefully the species will die off in 5 - 10 years like Spotted Owl..

Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (38587)


In 20 years?? Have you looked around? They're there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (snZF9)

56 Gee, I wonder why a majority of Americans want a halt to all immigration into the U.S. when we have the Somalis showing everybody the benefits of importing third-world savages.

No wonder Schumer agreed to consider DHS funding separately: the Dems shutdown the government for illegals, they're going to get crushed at the polls. Not just the GOP engages in "failure theater." In a couple of weeks, Chuckie going to tell his mouth-breathers, "The Bad Orange Man is being mean" but keep funding DHS because ICE is funded until 2028 and everybody couldn't care less if a bunch of TSA drones are told the take a hike.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (pJWtt)

57 Also: most of that San Jose women's volleyball team was filing suit against being forced to play with / share a locker room with this perverted guy.

And the teams that took a stand and forfeited their matches against that guy were quite brave and I applaud their willingness to stand up against the LGBT mafia.

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (/ZkOF)

58 Sea levels? Twenty feet in the "near future," which, in political time, means "before the checks clear."

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After which DogEater and Kommie-la purchased beach-front homes.

Is good to be in Politburo, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:07 PM (0Eh0f)

59 We used to call Al Gore #manbearpig

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX)

60 We are looking forward to working with President Trump on establishing colonies on the so-called Greenland.

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)

61 Al Gore has been very quiet lately. You would think his chakra would need attention and he would be raping someone soon.

Hey Al old buddy! Let's go! Arrrrgh!
Posted by: Al Gore's Foreskin at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (pbej3)

Biden gave him a medal of freedom. I think that means no more bribe checks.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

62 All stand for the "honorable" judge diesel dyke!

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (89Sog)

63 Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Klobuchar just started her forth 6yr term a year ago so it may be Senator Walz for almost 5 years.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (F3Dlr)

64 Also: most of that San Jose women's volleyball team was filing suit against being forced to play with / share a locker room with this perverted guy.

And the teams that took a stand and forfeited their matches against that guy were quite brave and I applaud their willingness to stand up against the LGBT mafia.
Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (/ZkOF)

Also dorm rooms and hotel rooms.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

65 Erica Gonzales, the reporter, looks like she's holding a dildo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (rarFa)

66 Pro tip -- delete the text that says "advertisement" in block quotes so that no one knows you are using an adblocker.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (1iXwP)

67 You’re Blair trans volleyball guy, graduate college.

OK, now what?

Posted by: Henry at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (tWkg3)

68 No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.

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I've been assured over 10,000 times throughout the past few decades by "our betters" that we were all gonna die.

/Where's Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg when you need her?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (0Eh0f)

69 Does it really count if it was a horse?

Posted by: Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (TylIK)

70 Wasn't Greenland one of the places the true Penguins- the Great Auks- nested?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

71 >>> a comfortable majority of Americans (as much as 64%) want all illegals immigrants deported.

For those of you in Rio Linda that is 2 to 1.
Very favorable in a civil war.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ)

72 It's all been a Pretti Good week, Ace.

That volley ball player is not a pretty fake woman. Whoa. Now let's see you play with your sex, bozo.

The butch judge would be my luck if I was arrested and ever had to go before a judge (not planning on it,thanks). At least she wears her butch with pride. I like identifiers for lesbos as I remain clueless unless it is obvious. Lipstick lesbians confuse me since college.

I have sadly not been productive today as IT's BEEN SO MUCH FUN!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

73 RETARD!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops, driving by in the beast at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (ULPxl)

74 Pro tip -- delete the text that says "advertisement" in block quotes so that no one knows you are using an adblocker.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM


Ace is out and proud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

75 Did Tipper Gore have a tight enough grip on Al's scrotum that he won't appear anywhere in Jeffrey Epstein's registry?

Al always seemed wooden and rancid.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (oT7pT)

76 I have a gripe. How come I'm never invited to these "celebrations"? I keep hearing about celebrations occurring everytime someone is a first.

Celebrated as the first woman to hold the position as...
Celebrated as the first cunnilingus enjoying woman to hold the position of...
Celebrated as the first illegal immigrant to serve as a police officer while illegally possessing a firearm (Maine)...
Celebrated as the first president to have an IQ qualifying him for disability....
Celebrated as the first candidate to win election as a man who died two months before election day....

I want in on these parties.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)
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Will there be cake? I'd only go if there was cake...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (ESVrU)

77 61 Al Gore has been very quiet lately. You would think his chakra would need attention and he would be raping someone soon.

Hey Al old buddy! Let's go! Arrrrgh!
Posted by: Al Gore's Foreskin at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (pbej3)

_______________________________

He was actually in Davos heckling. And, I'm not over emphasizing that. He was sitting in the audience and was heckling Howard Lutnick during his speech. At the end he booed him loudly.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (dIske)

78 Celebrated as the first president to have an IQ qualifying him for disability....
Celebrated as the first candidate to win election as a man who died two months before election day....

I want in on these parties.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

Celebrated as the first Orson to comment on Ace of Spades Blog after 7 pm on Jan 30 2026....

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)

79 My favorite part of the Alphabet People adopting the rainbow for their flag is the constant reminder that the Sodom & Gomorrah fire treatment is still on the table; the rainbow is a symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again, but He never said He wouldn't burn it all down.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Sy6m/)

80 "We found our interviewees of colour as emphatic on this point as those who were white."

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At least British blacks hated Hamilton.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:12 PM (0Eh0f)

81 13 If I'm not mistaken, that's a very visible Jupiter hanging out next to the moon tonight.
Posted by: Orson

Still no word on Uranus?

Posted by: The Great Poof! at January 30, 2026 07:12 PM (oftw2)

82 How dare you!

Posted by: Greta on a Shelf at January 30, 2026 07:12 PM (vo1eO)

83 They scumbag in Arizona got fired from his real estate job. I haven't heard if the Dems bounced him , though I wouldn't be surprised to see him run for office. The McCain's might help him as q

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (IDEQi)

84 No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.

----------

I've been assured over 10,000 times throughout the past few decades by "our betters" that we were all gonna die.

/Where's Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg when you need her?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (0Eh0f)

Repeatedly sailing to Gaza looking for starving Gazans while eating the 200 pounds of supplies on her boat.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (8avO+)

85 Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

Celebrated as the first Orson to comment on Ace of Spades Blog after 7 pm on Jan 30 2026....
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)

ALL HAIL ORSON, SECOND OF HIS NAME!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

86 these posts should be titled

...While You Were Being Left Alone

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (ciYHQ)

87 One look at Speedy-Gonzales and you know she's a Sapphist. Of the Rosie the Bonecrusher type.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Probably has
"Cvnt Puncher"
tattooed in dripping red letters on her upper arm.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)

88 Wasn't Greenland one of the places the true Penguins- the Great Auks- nested?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM


The great auk inhabited cold North Atlantic coastal waters, breeding on rocky islands with easy access to the ocean, primarily in areas like Canada, Greenland, Iceland, and the British Isles. They required specific nesting sites that were remote and protected from predators, which limited their breeding colonies to about 20 locations.

The great auk, also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

89 Which one of you Morons coined the name Doom Gobblin for Greta?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

90 In 20 years?? Have you looked around? They're there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
-----

Hell, Gloria Steinem is still alive.
By the way, she was a CIA op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (rarFa)

91 >>> 26 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

Hi!

Posted by: GREENland at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ULPxl)

92 Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Klobuchar just started her forth 6yr term a year ago so it may be Senator Walz for almost 5 years.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (F3Dlr)
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"Governor graft" must have dried up, so Walz is looking to get in on "Senator graft."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ESVrU)

93 Judge Speedy-Gonzalez looks like she’s wearing a Mexican flag thingy

Probably has her brother, Speedo Gonzalez, reading to the kids at story hour.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (yr56r)

94 one of my sons was at A&M when Robert Gates was picked as President of the school. His first move was to kill the Journo college.

"All they do is run down the school".

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (8uzBS)

95 If you haven’t seen his male advantage, you need to watch this.

This is Brayden “Blaire” Fleming dominating in the San Jose State vs Fresno State match with 20 kills and .410 hitting %.

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Has anyone ever seen Brayden “Blaire” Fleming and Brittney Griner in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (0Eh0f)

96 Great auks were found throughout the North Atlantic.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (77rzZ)

97 My favorite part of the Alphabet People adopting the rainbow for their flag is the constant reminder that the Sodom & Gomorrah fire treatment is still on the table; the rainbow is a symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again, but He never said He wouldn't burn it all down.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Sy6m/)

I think you'll find that the Flooding promise isn't legally binding....

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

98 Still no word on Uranus?
Posted by: The Great Poof!


Still no real plans to probe it since 1986, sadly.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (gKWVE)

99 Speedy looks like a diesel dyke who's wearing flannel shirt and denim under the robe, but I doubt she walks the walk. Probably doesn't know the difference between a spanner and a spud wrench.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (36QIT)

100 one of my sons was at A&M when Robert Gates was picked as President of the school. His first move was to kill the Journo college.

"All they do is run down the school".
Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (8uzBS)

What, wait? Where is this hero now??

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

101 Saw a current pic of NYHarbor and only the forearm and torch of the Statue of Liberty are above water. Al Gore was right!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 30, 2026 07:16 PM (oftw2)

102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.

Posted by: Ray Charles at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM (m9doz)

103
Hard to pick between my favorite two Algore moments:

The 5 minute make-out session with Tipper at the podium of the 2000 Democrat Convention, or

Rocking along with John Fogerty at Ford theater when the "Ain't no Senator's son" lyric of Fortunate Son was performed.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM (Y8DZL)

104 Just found out Catherine O’Hara died.

Bummer.

Loved her in Best in Show.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

105 She has refused to take down the gay flags she hangs in her court (illegal political messaging from what is supposed to be a dispassionate objective judge) ...

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Does her courtroom also have a naked statue of Lady Justice with no blindfold, holding a pair of testicles instead of scales (with penis attached) and -- instead of a sword -- holding a gun to her head?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:19 PM (0Eh0f)

106 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM


To see and be seen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

107 Would you feel as if this judge was ruling without fear or favor if you had the misfortune to be hailed into her court?

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"THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:20 PM (0Eh0f)

108 She looks a lot like the other Rosie in Ireland.

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 07:20 PM (EtfYd)

109 102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles

youtube.com/watch?v=uZt1xKtPbUQ





Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 07:21 PM (rarFa)

110 "Governor graft" must have dried up, so Walz is looking to get in on "Senator graft."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

He's collecting pensions. Maybe he will retire to China and take his loon wife and activist daughter with him.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:21 PM (F3Dlr)

111 102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM (m9doz)

see. that's what happens.

Posted by: Allen Iverson at January 30, 2026 07:22 PM (w/O5Q)

112 What, wait? Where is this hero now??

I think he's about to be a DE at TxDOT.

Oh, you meant Gates? Lives in Washington near the mountains.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (8uzBS)

113 Mark Holodnak (or whatever) from Arizona and yelling at girls, he sho' is ugly! Need to trans, man, to an ugly woman! Or just wear a burlap bag over your head to spare the rest of us! WHOA! He lost the looks lottery in all areas. He doesn't even have a "nice personality!"

Nose like a rotten potato. The rest offers nothing positive.

Some people should not be allowed in public. *Granted I think my family says this about me, but not because of the way I look.

In the definition of "troll" his mug should be featured. He looks like the troll, as I imagined, who hid under the bridge when someone read The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

Scary! RUN!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (WONhk)

114 mob of protesters descend upon a group of girls in Phoenix who took selfies with ICE agents
A call from my daughter (if I had one) that she was being mobbed would have had me running red lights to obtain a police escort, and me exiting my vehicle with at least two weapons in open carry mode - and more than two magazines.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Cphwz)

115 Another insufferable politician we made to get passed over

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

116 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.

Someone said he was fired "for cause" from his job. Has anything more come out? I am willing to bet he was trying to be martyred. Maybe not killed, but roughed up for the cause.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:24 PM (1iXwP)

117 Is there a reason the men's volleyball net is 7 1/2" higher than the women's?

Of course not.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 07:24 PM (yr56r)

118 The dumb people, on the other hand, are really good at being cannon fodder and useful corpses.

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"If you make the most of your education, study hard, and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq."

-- John F'ing Kerry, speaking at Pasadena City College in 2006

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:24 PM (0Eh0f)

119 while wearing a Mexican tricolor sash
In violation of her oath, seems like.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Cphwz)

120 If any person was a candidate for a burqa, that judge is it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:25 PM (snZF9)

121 There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in Speedy's ass.

Where do they find these activist fucks and how do they get in the door?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:26 PM (oT7pT)

122 I turned on a show about Cleopatra and...she was black.

Not Greek like in the actual history, not Egyptian like you'd assume if you aren't familiar with history.

Click.

Of course I hear Netflix made a movie about a Viking King and had him played by...a black woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:26 PM (sKqQm)

123 The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.

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Four years from now: "Who?"

"Former FAFO Darwin Award Winners from four years ago."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (0Eh0f)

124 Serve? Like hard time?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (i0Hi3)

125 I was at a Stevie Wonder concert, some drunk tossed a bottle at him and Stevie ducked. Been skeptical ever since. Also very leery about the whole Helen Keller thing.

Posted by: Nobody's Fool at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (oftw2)

126 Where do they find these activist fucks and how do they get in the door?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Lavender Mafia

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

127 103
Hard to pick between my favorite two Algore moments:

The 5 minute make-out session with Tipper at the podium of the 2000 Democrat Convention


I referred to that as a tonsillectomy.

Then I threw up.

I'd say my favorite Gore moment was when a masseuse referred to him as a Sex Poodle who wanted her to reach his special chakra. I laughed hysterically over this for awhile.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (WONhk)

128 This Holodnek guy is/was a realtor in Phoenix. I found him on Realtor.com the other day and several folks had already left pretty brutal reviews based on this incident, but another review was older and suggested that he was not a real people-pleaser. Profile is now gone.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 07:28 PM (4b7CV)

129 There seems to be a few conservative Black YouTube video guys

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

130 One of the greatest differences between the left and the right is looking at our reactions to Global warming.

The right looks at decades of predictions that were all wrong and says "these guys are full of bullshit"

The left sticks its fingers in its ears while going "I can' hear you!" and then berate us that no really in 10 years the earth will die if we don't end fossil fuel use NOW.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:29 PM (sKqQm)

131 Nobody could have predicted 20 years ago that Al Gore's understanding of Carbon might be a hoax.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (oT7pT)

Vast numbers of us did exactly that. ???

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:29 PM (Cphwz)

132 Also very leery about the whole Helen Keller thing.
Posted by: Nobody's Fool

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I never believed any of that stuff with her, but I never cared enough to look into it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (1iXwP)

133 > "Governor graft" must have dried up, so Walz is looking to get in on "Senator graft."
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I'm not entirely sure he was smart enough to get in on it on the ground floor. Sure... he was grifting, who in politics isn't?

I think the entire Somali fraud scheme was done behind his back. Maybe thinking as VP he'd be "pliable" for things. He just doesn't strike me as remotely intelligent.

And IMO his political career is toast. But... who knows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (jtM2q)

134 123 The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.

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Four years from now: "Who?"

"Former FAFO Darwin Award Winners from four years ago."
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (0Eh0f)

_______________________________

Hi there. Remember me? I was so fantastically stupid, and my demise wonderfully horrific, that it's hard to forget. Everytime someone orders flat bread, or pancakes....who do they think of....MEEEEEeeeeee!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (dIske)

135 Of course I hear Netflix made a movie about a Viking King and had him played by...a black woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:26 PM (sKqQm)

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That was the mediocre TV series "Vikings: Valhalla" (History Channel sequel to the very good -- until they killed off Ragnar (spoiler alert!) -- series "Vikings").

And yes, you could hear a loud collective groan across the fandom at the time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (0Eh0f)

136 In fairness, my fourth chakra is still rising.
Posted by: Al Gore at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

/hammers it back down with a 5 pound sledgehammer/

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (Cphwz)

137 Rigged deal by Walz and Klobuchar. Trump's words: "They're not bringing their best."

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (EoDGC)

138 Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_
Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

-
At least the Gestapo had a sense of fashion!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (J+Psw)

139 Wasn't Greenland one of the places the true Penguins- the Great Auks- nested?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

What about the Mostly Satisfactory Auks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (8zz6B)

140 I was at a Stevie Wonder concert, some drunk tossed a bottle at him and Stevie ducked. Been skeptical ever since. Also very leery about the whole Helen Keller thing.

There have been claims since she first made the news that Helen's nurse made up much of what is attributed to her. Is it true? Hard to say now obviously.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (sKqQm)

141 toby928(c)

IF you took all of mankind's energy output, double it to add for the "disturbance of Gaia", that is still 1/300,000,000 of the energy the Earth gets from the Sun.

We are so insignificant, we are not even a rounding error on a flat baseline.

Publius, you want to check my math? I ran out of fingers and toes and appendages a while bac in the calculationk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

142 123 The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.

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Four years from now: "Who?"

"Former FAFO Darwin Award Winners from four years ago."
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (0Eh0f


In a month, they're both gonna be the "oh, yeah" response without looking up from the phone. They stupidly got themselves killed to satisfy the needs of a handfull of very wealthy people that would not have ever acknowledged them. Dumb.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (4b7CV)

143 Everytime someone orders flat bread, or pancakes....who do they think of....MEEEEEeeeeee!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM


Honestly, I get name-dropped here *way* more than you do.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

144 my favorite Gore moment was when a masseuse referred to him as a Sex Poodle who wanted her to reach his special chakra. I laughed hysterically over this for awhile.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


My instinct at the time was "yaaahh you're just saying that for the attention" and then immediately Tipper filed for divorce.
There must have been a pattern. (Apart from me being wrong.)
Dave Barry once made a joke about Al trolling for poon on the internet (which Al invented), and now I have to wonder if Barry had heard rumors too.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:33 PM (gKWVE)

145 Klobuchar just started her forth 6yr term a year ago so it may be Senator Walz for almost 5 years.
Posted by: old chick
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Members and Senators get lifetime pensions (and damned good ones) at 5 years. Is Timmy looking at a new grift?
I.worked a few places back before defined contribution plans (401k) took over from defined benefit plans (pensions). The shortest vesting period in any of them was 6 years for a 30% benefit, scaling up to full benefit at 15 years. The other two didn't pro-rate it, a full 10 years or nothing. Is it amazing as how the bosses bonus is always structured easier than the workers, and how the law makers make laws for themselves? /sarc

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 07:33 PM (36QIT)

146
109 102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles
youtube.com/watch?v=uZt1xKtPbUQ

Love Etta James! Here's some more traditional music:

youtube.com/watch?v=uZt1xKtPbUQ

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 07:33 PM (Y8DZL)

147 That was the mediocre TV series "Vikings: Valhalla" (History Channel sequel to the very good -- until they killed off Ragnar (spoiler alert!) -- series "Vikings").

And yes, you could hear a loud collective groan across the fandom at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM


It went downhill a bit after they killed off Athelstan. Up until that moment I thought it was his story, a sort of What I saw among the Vikings.


I also enjoyed The Last Kingdom and was very happy that they completed the whole story arc with that one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

148 Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

That's because once the German National Socialist took over they killed anyone that opposed them so why would they need to mask up?

And let's be clear if Colbert was in Germany under Hitler and made the same comments about the Fuhrer he makes about Trump he would already be dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (sKqQm)

149 Publius, you want to check my math? I ran out of fingers and toes and appendages a while bac in the calculationk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I'd help but that digit is kinda sore right now.

Posted by: Bill Gates, Jr at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

150 He calls for a revolution but it's the other side (the Right) who is starting a Civil War?

These people can't be any more retarded.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (cwGMH)

151 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (F3Dlr)

152 Celebrated as the first cunnilingus enjoying woman to hold the position of...
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

Ummmm... I think that one would have happened a LONG time ago........

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:35 PM (Cphwz)

153 The left sticks its fingers in its ears while going "I can' hear you!" and then berate us that no really in 10 years the earth will die if we don't end fossil fuel use NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:29 PM (sKqQm)

We are also out of Oil, and have all died to gun violence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 07:35 PM (mP0Kj)

154 I'm not entirely sure he was smart enough to get in on it on the ground floor. Sure... he was grifting, who in politics isn't?

I think the entire Somali fraud scheme was done behind his back. Maybe thinking as VP he'd be "pliable" for things. He just doesn't strike me as remotely intelligent.

------------

Tampon Tim was just another ChiComm useless idiot.

It's possible that the ChiComms -- intent on destabilizing the USA from within and collapsing us without a shot -- paid him (and who knows how many others there and nationwide?) to look the other way.

As Peter Schweizer proves in his latest book: The Mexican Cartels (and Reconquista Movement); the ChiComms; and the Muslim Bros are actively subverting, undermining, funding, sponsoring, and attempting to destroy America.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (0Eh0f)

155 135 I enjoyed both shows and groaned at the black chick being queen or whatever. Valhalla entertained me. I haven't seen the last season because you need Netflix and that's a nope from me.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Q0yOR)

156 Bexar County is San Antonio. The Cartels own that city like they owned Caracas.
A sideshow freak like her is useful just to run interference and keep people’s eyes off the massive amount of official corruption going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ai6/n)

157 151 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (F3Dlr)

Saw unverified reports he deleted most if not all of his social media content?

Suicide by Cop so he could be a martyr? It would be the ONLY way anyone would ever remember his name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (mP0Kj)

158 I like when Al Gore went on a late night show and commented that the earth's inner cores were a million degrees.

Retard level intelligence.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (cwGMH)

159 Al Gore is an idiot. He picked Lieberman for his running mate when he should have picked that old criminal Bob Graham. Floridians loved Bob Graham. Floridians would have voted for Al because that is how stupid they were and still are.

Posted by: Zombie Lawton Chiles at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (pbej3)

160 I ran out of fingers and toes and appendages a while bac in the calculationk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM


We certainly enjoyed your capability to count to twenty-two!

Posted by: The Signoras of Augusta Bay Port Facility at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

161 99 Speedy looks like a diesel dyke who's wearing flannel shirt and denim under the robe, but I doubt she walks the walk. Probably doesn't know the difference between a spanner and a spud wrench.
Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (36QIT)

Sure she does. Those are the names of her various dildoes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (I40wl)

162 Stevie Wonder once used the stand-up pay phone next to the one that I was using, ATL airport. That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (XeU6L)

163 The Signoras of Augusta Bay Port Facility

On the nose!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

164 I really H8 our Marxists

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

165 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (F3Dlr)

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Munchausen's-by-Sheltie?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (0Eh0f)

166 So one day at my watering hole I hear Walx claim the he needed IVF to get his wife pregnant.
The he describes the process and I ask someone watching the TV is that IVF.
He say no that is insemination.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

167 Walz is openly gay?

Did I miss the announcement?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O/gWh)

168 Yikes. That Arizona guy has a face that launched a thousand Chris Hansens

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (0e5Te)

169
And IMO his political career is toast. But... who knows.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (jtM2q)

From major party VP nom to can't run for Governor in sixteen months is quite a slide.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (w/O5Q)

170 Skip

Compared to how I feel, hate is such a weak word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

171 Speedy looks like a diesel dyke who's wearing flannel shirt and denim under the robe,
----
Chain wallet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (XeU6L)

172 What we can learn from Blaire Fleming tragic outing and how to protect yourself. Basically, this group of garbage human beings running a wordpress site with a bunch of extensions targeted an otherwise completely stealth transgender player and forcibly outed her.

She played for years without any issue. She was a mediocre player in a mediocre league, and no one had any problem until she was outed against her will.

my trans friend competed in hundreds of races, usually ending up mid-field. One day… ONE DAY her nutrition is on point, she’s at the peak of her current fitness schedule, no bike issues, able to get perfect position for a 3rd place finish AND SUDDENLY it’s a problem for the sport.

NO ONE is transitioning so they can dominate in sports. That’s ridiculous. And the "common sense" argument has no weight in any of the transgender issues of sports, what is a women, there are only two genders, etc. ad nauseum. It was once "common sense" that the earth was flat.

There is a compromise available: the regulatory bodies of individual sports could set their own regulations for what level of hormones/transitioning is acceptable.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (ycI94)

173 But you exclusionary bastards missed it!

Star Trek gives pacifist Klingon named "Jay-Den" two polyamorous refugee dads

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (J+Psw)

174 In 2022, female high school volleyball player Payton Mcnabb was severely injured by a high-speed volleyball hit by a trans female -- whose (his) name has not been released.

From the looks of that game, the sport hasn't learned anything about protecting females
.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (otJlS)

175 So gee, who are these "protesters" that are demanding all deportations are "Nazi/Fascist/Evil Empire" actions?

They are idiots and paid activists, and communists and foreign based/funded terrorists. Yet they have mostly been given full support by the mainstream (terrorist) media (and anti-America Democrats, of course).

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (vbXSk)

176 nood, nood I say

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (/enuJ)

177 167 Walz is openly gay?

Did I miss the announcement?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O/gWh)

He hasn't denied it.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (Q+gd/)

178 > As Peter Schweizer proves in his latest book: The Mexican Cartels (and Reconquista Movement); the ChiComms; and the Muslim Bros are actively subverting, undermining, funding, sponsoring, and attempting to destroy America.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (0Eh0f)
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A fair amount (a lot) of the monies used to destabilize the US is from China. Several of the billionaires fingered as funding the unrest are associated with the ChiComs.

It is, at heart, a color revolution aimed at us. And it's ongoing. With (at least) part of our government's approval.

Mull that over....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (jtM2q)

179 Honestly, I get name-dropped here *way* more than you do.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

It's your disarming smile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (8zz6B)

180 I think the entire Somali fraud scheme was done behind his back. Maybe thinking as VP he'd be "pliable" for things. He just doesn't strike me as remotely intelligent.

And IMO his political career is toast. But... who knows.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (jtM2q)

No way. He may not be a prime mover, but they need his signature for too much for him to be a dupe. He's dirty.

In fact that might explain why he wanted Veep if he saw this blowing up.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (8avO+)

181 Stevie Wonder once used the stand-up pay phone next to the one that I was using, ATL airport. That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (XeU6L)

Did you wave to him ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

182
Oops! My bad; I meant to link to this interesting music video about a foreign culture dealing with trans issues:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)

183 Al Gore is an idiot. He picked Lieberman for his running mate when he should have picked that old criminal Bob Graham. Floridians loved Bob Graham. Floridians would have voted for Al because that is how stupid they were and still are.

Posted by: Zombie Lawton Chiles at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (pbej3)

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Did Gore and his team ask Lieberman if he was an Israeli double-agent and working with Mossad?

/Yeah, we've come a long way baby in a quarter of a century ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (0Eh0f)

184 There is a compromise available: the regulatory bodies of individual sports could set their own regulations for what level of hormones/transitioning is acceptable.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (ycI94)

I always said call their bluff and allow only fully transitioned males to play women's sports. Ain't one of them going to cut off their junk.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (cwGMH)

185 26 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

I think what gets overlooked, not mentioned, perhaps purposely, is the matter of 'scale'. The predictions I recall are maybe 1 degree C or 2 degrees F total warming. What never gets mentioned is that the average temperature of the earf is maybe around 50 F or 18 C (my guess). On an absolute temperature scale, 18C is almost 290 degrees above absolute -0-. So when we talk temperature rise, it's maybe 1 degree above the ~300 that we're already at.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

186
These DEI judges are a national embarrassment.

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They're a national threat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (hxCZf)

187 166 So one day at my watering hole I hear Walx claim the he needed IVF to get his wife pregnant.
The he describes the process and I ask someone watching the TV is that IVF.
He say no that is insemination.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

So, dude couldn't get it up. OK. What kinda porn did they give him to produce the sample? That would be telling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (I40wl)

188 "He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser."

And some reports say he was fired for some salacious activity with ? his patients, or whatever. He did not just quit, he was fired with cause, as I heard it.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (vbXSk)

189 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM

We certainly enjoyed your capability to count to twenty-two!
Posted by: The Signoras of Augusta Bay Port Facility at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM


Wait, NaCly Dog is a Vulcan?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (ePaHF)

190 Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

That's because once the German National Socialist took over they killed anyone that opposed them so why would they need to mask up?

And let's be clear if Colbert was in Germany under Hitler and made the same comments about the Fuhrer he makes about Trump he would already be dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (sKqQm)

Along with his family, his friends, his teachers, the dude who delivered milk, his neighbors, etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:45 PM (snZF9)

191 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

192 Suicide by Cop so he could be a martyr? It would be the ONLY way anyone would ever remember his name.
Posted by: Romeo13

It's possible he wanted to die, but, also possible the rioting was just an excuse to show his seething rage at his own circumstances and not intentional suicide by cop.

I've rewatched the video of his kicking the cop car, he is walking away when the cop jumps out to confront him and he actually takes a step toward the cop before he turns tail and runs for the sidewalk.
I think he knew then that he had taken his hero fantasy too far.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (F3Dlr)

193 So when we talk temperature rise, it's maybe 1 degree above the ~300 that we're already at.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

During the Medieval Warming Period, settlers planted and grew grapes in Greenland. If it weren't for the plague, Europe would have doubled its population twice, at least. During the Cool Years (various names for that period), the Thames froze over and people died like flies from exposure, among other cold related maladies.

Which is the better scenerio?

And how did man-made any damned thing cause either high or low?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (I40wl)

194 And Colbert would suffer a very slow, painful death.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (otJlS)

195 I think what gets overlooked, not mentioned, perhaps purposely, is the matter of 'scale'. The predictions I recall are maybe 1 degree C or 2 degrees F total warming. What never gets mentioned is that the average temperature of the earf is maybe around 50 F or 18 C (my guess). On an absolute temperature scale, 18C is almost 290 degrees above absolute -0-. So when we talk temperature rise, it's maybe 1 degree above the ~300 that we're already at.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

Average Earth T is 15 C, or 59 degrees F

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

196 >>>I like when Al Gore went on a late night show and commented that the earth's inner cores were a million degrees.

Retard level intelligence.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>Al Gore has all of the charisma of a beached elephant seal. But his constitution and longevity are remarkable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:49 PM (oT7pT)

197 And Colbert would suffer a very slow, painful death.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (otJlS)

Or he would just disappear and no one would mention it out of fear. THAT is the world they want for us. If you doubt that, just remember the J6 guys. And remember how many of our brave public servants even had the balls to mention them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

198 >>>I like when Al Gore went on a late night show and commented that the earth's inner cores were a million degrees.

Retard level intelligence.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>Al Gore has all of the charisma of a beached elephant seal. But his constitution and longevity are remarkable.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:49 PM (oT7pT)

I'm old enough to remember when Al Gore was notable for being Pro Life.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:50 PM (8avO+)

199 Oh, Joachim Phoenix is drawing links between ice and the Israeli military.

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

200 Headline:

EU democracy now has fewer guardrails than the average hooker

By Rachel Marsden
January 31, 2026

https://tinyurl.com/y3vmnrsu

"The unelected European Commission is basically using policy and the absolute outer bounds of executive prerogative powers (that is, the powers to decide foreign policy and national security strategy) as a substitute for the checks and balances of legal due process. And they absolutely neglect to define any terms in a way that people can understand, avoid punishment, or even argue coherently that they’re not in breach. You want to accuse someone of working for Russia? What does that even mean? It’s not like we’re talking about Russian officials here.

There seems to be a rampant and ridiculous assumption that because someone works in another country and agrees with its approach on certain things, they’ve abandoned their integrity and values at the border – along with their critical faculties. As if employment abroad automatically comes with a complimentary lobotomy."

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)

201 The brain washing is real. Went to my weekly stitching group at a local church and took a new friend for the first time. I go to get away from the ugliness of the world. But it’s everywhere. One of the women informs us that she asked the pastor to lead us in prayer over the situation in Minneapolis. Everyone, except me, and possibly my new friend, is a flaming liberal in the blue hive I must live in. The prayer was as awful as I anticipated. Sniffling and literal tears for the two evil monsters who attacked ICE officers. A tiny prayer for ICE that officers would see the error of their ways and find some humanity and refuse to work. No tears for the raped, sex trafficked, or murdered victims of illegal immigrants. No compassion for the officers who risk their lives and the lives of their families trying to keep us safe. It was disgusting. I thought they were insufferable when Trump got elected both times and BLM. But this is going to be so much worse. I think I may have to stop going to stitch, because I’m biting my tongue so hard it’s going to detach permanently, or I’m going to explode. Stay well everyone. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: Annie Rose at January 30, 2026 08:26 PM (MQoxb)

202 Great week in woke thread!

"The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good."

This is 100% correct.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 30, 2026 08:32 PM (EuROc)

203 I dont think Lemon is going to flee to Ukraine to fight in the trenches.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2026 12:08 AM (J7Xka)

As Illegals Flee LA, Rent Prices Fall to a Four Year Low

The LA Times doesn't make this connection, of course.

It's all just a coinky-dink.

It just so happens that the biggest deportation drive since Eisenhower's poorly-named "Operation Wetback" coincides with the first fall in LA rental costs since, well, forever.

There's "increased housing supply," they say. No word about decreased housing demand.

"Finally, a renter's market": L.A. rent prices drop to four-year low

L.A. metro area rent prices dropped to a four-year low in December, with the median rent falling to $2,167.

Increased housing supply -- 15,095 apartments completed in 2025 -- combined with decreased demand is shifting power back toward renters for the first time in years.

Sandra Gomez braced for impact as she opened the lease renewal offer for her East L.A. apartment in September. She paid $2,000 for the last 12 months, but since the unit wasn't covered by L.A.'s Rent Stabilization Ordinance, her landlord could jack up the price for the next lease.

The new price? $1,950.

"I thought it was a mistake," Gomez said. "Since when does rent get cheaper in L.A.?"

For years, L.A. has been one of the costliest cities in the country for renters. Annual price hikes seemed inevitable, and finding the perfect apartment felt more like a competitive sport.

But data suggest that the market could be ever so slightly shifting.

The median rent in the L.A. metro area dropped to $2,167 in December -- the lowest price in four years, according to data from Apartment List that analyze new leases for one- and two-bedroom apartments in a given month. The median rent for L.A. County also dropped to a four-year low of $2,035.

The last time L.A. rents were that low was January 2022, in the wake of a furious pandemic home-buying market that saw a wave of renters buy homes for the first time, leaving apartments empty and bringing prices down.

I wonder if this drop-off mirrors a national trend.


The drop-off mirrors a national trend, as the U.S. median rent dropped to a similar four-year low in December. But within Southern California, the downturn is unique to L.A. Over the same stretch, rents rose or remained steady in Orange, Ventura and San Bernardino counties and in California as a whole.

I guess national rents are also affected by LA's supposed "increase in housing supply."


Opinions also vary on the cause, but the clearest explanation seems to be a simple case of supply and demand.

Tell me more about the demand, LA Times.

No? Don't want to talk about that?


Although L.A. has generally lagged in housing construction compared with cities such as San Diego, 2025 was a big year for new apartments hitting the market, despite several hundred multifamily buildings burning in the Palisades and Eaton fires.

...

Renters are starting to notice that the landlord-tenant balance of power is shifting, ever so slightly, toward tenants. On a Reddit post discussing the drop in rental prices, one user wrote that they pay $3,200 for a two-bedroom apartment in Koreatown, but now, the building has six vacant units listed for about $2,800.

Another user wrote that they secured a lease for $1,000 less than the previous tenant paid after noticing the unit had sat on the market with multiple price cuts.
Anthony Moore has lived in his North Hollywood apartment complex for two years, paying $2,700 for a two-bedroom unit. In the fall, he noticed similar units in the same complex listed for $2,500.

"I pay month to month, so I wasn't tied to my lease," he said. "I called my landlord and told him I wanted to pay what the other units were listing for or I would move out."

He now pays $2,500.

The article literally never mentions the country's first year of net-outwards migration in history.

It's amazing -- the media screams incessantly that deporting illegal workers will cause a labor crisis, but they absolutely refuse to mention the fact that a net-negative immigration rate will naturally cause housing prices (and all other prices) to fall.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (W2Pud)

2 How many willowed comments from the previous thread are gonna show up here?

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (77rzZ)

3 Somewhere, TJM is smiling.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (ULPxl)

4 And when Oz pointed this out they called him racist

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

5 But what has Trump done about the affordability crisis?!

Posted by: TJM's phone at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (GBKbO)

6 Hopefully he smiles somewhere Prometheus free.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 30, 2026 06:04 PM (EkDIl)

7 ‘ No word about decreased housing demand.’

Actually, the LAT do specifically mention this. They don’t tie the decrease to the obvious reasons tho.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 06:04 PM (r0S8E)

8 "I thought it was a mistake," Gomez said. "Since when does rent get cheaper in L.A.?"

Gavin! Get another fire going!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (TylIK)

9
Beef prices are too high! What's Trump gonna do about it, huh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (tgvbd)

10 Imagine how good it would be if we could actually deport them all...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (VE6XX)

11 I had trouble calling up the thread.
Is Pixy drunk again?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (2WIwB)

12 Unexpectedly!!!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (ULPxl)

13 Trumps's ICE has killed so many people that housing has become plentiful. Cemetery plot are fetching a premium though.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

14 Doctor Oz better watch his cornhole !

Posted by: Zardoz at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (NtVYv)

15 There is no correlation! We have no idea why these bad things happen.

Posted by: LA City Council at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (qFwJc)

16 The Rent's Too High Guy will be pleased.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (vFG9F)

17 What bugs me - this thievery is OBVIOUS. Anyone can see it. You can drive around town and see it. Nobody hides it. These are not master criminals here.

And nobody said or did anything, for YEARS. All our government officials...did nothing. Didn't even try.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (vOtXJ)

18 11 No, but the hamsters are. It’s Friday evening y’know.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (77rzZ)

19 Immigrants leaving, yes.

Also leftoid locusts leaving California to go enshittify other places? Yes.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (5aZAZ)

20 >>> 9
Beef prices are too high! What's Trump gonna do about it, huh?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (tgvbd)

I... I don't think he can get my heifer pregnant.

I need to schedule a vet appointment for her to get AI. No, not ChatGPT you Morons.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (ULPxl)

21 I can not imagine a rent low enough that would make me want to live in LA.

Let alone walk in LA.

Which nobody does.

Posted by: Missing Persons at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (jtM2q)

22 The article literally never mentions the country's first year of net-outwards migration in history.
________
There is no way that can have any beneficial effect. It is pure calamity. Millions will die horribly.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 06:08 PM (AlhUl)

23 $2,500? I’d expect pool a maid and butler for that kind of money.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2026 06:08 PM (yw3eV)

24 Hey those landlords can't give all of those *donations* to democrats if they can't increase rental rates every year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 06:09 PM (0N4FZ)

25 CA could have elected Larry Elder as governor during the recall, and could have elected a builder as the LA mayor. Instead they chose to reelect Newsom and they chose Bass. They chose poorly.

Rumors that Mel Gibson might run for Governor have any legs? If Passion of the Christ 2: Disciples Boogaloo does well, a lot of his sins might be forgiven by hollywood. Money forgives a lot in that town. Drunken antisemitic rants are child's play in our modern era.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:09 PM (gWBY1)

26
One operation stole $16 million; the ringleader served just two years.

===============

Brilliant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 06:09 PM (hxCZf)

27 Opinions also vary on the cause, but the clearest explanation seems to be a simple case of supply and demand.
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Holy crap! The journalism industry might some day in the not-too-distant future discover....economics!

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 06:09 PM (TN0g+)

28 So, let's see, if we deport illegals we will have:

Less crime
Less identity theft
Cheaper housing
Lower welfare costs
Balanced budgets

But in exchange:
Rich people might have to pay more for their nanny's and gardeners.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (vOtXJ)

29 "$2,500? I’d expect pool a maid and butler for that kind of money.
Posted by: Eromero"

It's like that in Atlanta too. More than double what my mortgage payment was for 20 years.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

30 the clearest explanation seems to be a simple case of supply and demand.
Tell me more about the demand, LA Times.

Not deportees... people bailing out of California!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (qo38o)

31 I can do exactly what Oz is doing here. I can find some crime being committed (perhaps some guy on the corner selling drugs) point and say...."That there is a crime."

I hate PT Barnum Politicians. And, that includes those in the Trump Administration. If you want to get your mug on camera and enlighten us on the criminal situation, then indentify it, charge it, prosecute it and convict it....THEN, you can put your mug in front of camera and say..."Hey, look what I just did."

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (dIske)

32 9
Beef prices are too high! What's Trump gonna do about it, huh?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (tgvbd)

Dude, don’t have a cow!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (pSzdp)

33 I can not imagine a rent low enough that would make me want to live in LA.

Let alone walk in LA.

Which nobody does.
Posted by: Missing Persons
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Eh, what are words for?

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

34 Damn. I thought Hospice was the best run section of the Medicare system. I guess it has no oversight.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 06:11 PM (cwGMH)

35 deporting illegal workers will cause a labor crisis"

"Learing Crisis"

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 06:11 PM (XuXeR)

36 It just so happens that the biggest deportation drive since Eisenhower's poorly-named "Operation Wetback" coincides with the first fall in LA rental costs since, well, forever.
-ace

I think you meant to say 'accurately named'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

37 >>> It's amazing -- the media screams incessantly that deporting illegal workers will cause a labor crisis

The media is also failing to report that when businesses like the meat plants are cleaned out of illegal workers, and the plant posts new job openings, those jobs are filled fast by Americans, with a line out the door of people wanting to get hired.

Americans WILL do the jobs illegals do...as long as they aren't paid illegal slave wages.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:11 PM (gWBY1)

38 There are rentals available in L.A. is the same thing as when the nasty, crusty Port-O-Potty's door is unlocked and says "vacant".

Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

Posted by: Pot-O-Gold Septic Service at January 30, 2026 06:12 PM (pbej3)

39
It just so happens that the biggest deportation drive since Eisenhower's poorly-named "Operation Wetback" coincides with the first fall in LA rental costs since, well, forever.

--------

I think Wetback is a great name.

This is the age of "Had Enough of This Shit."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 06:13 PM (hA/c/)

40 When his name comes up I always ask if he's given up his Turkish citizenship yet?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 06:13 PM (cwGMH)

41 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 06:13 PM (SRRAx)

42 Sister in law in Long Beach has lost her housekeeper. Employed her for years. Obvious illegal. SIL is a big time lefty. I feel so sorry for her predicament… Oh, wait, no I don’t.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:14 PM (pSzdp)

43 Increased housing supply is a real thing. Many projects got delayed during COVID and are only now coming online. It takes at least 5 years to plans and build any sizeable housing development.

I’d also like to see home buying has fared during this time. My best guesstimate is that buying was soft the last few years because of Biden’s insane interest rates, but has now picked up. That would mean some renters are now buyers.

But surely, kicking out hordes of illegals certainly decreased demand. I’d like to see the rental rates broken down by cost. I’d assume the illegals were renting at the low end and this jacking up prices there.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 06:14 PM (r0S8E)

44 Foreigners are raping Americans both literally and financially.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (Vh9CX)

45 Here in Utah, Democrats are attacking Republican signature gatherers and tearing up gathered signatures.

The Democrats convinced a state judge to throw out the Utah congressional map and instead substitute one drawn by far leftists, guaranteeing the creation of a far left stalinist house district. State GOP is trying to get the law the judge relied on overturned. And now Democrats are attacking the signature gatherers.

Direct, naked violence to prevent Democracy. https://www.deseret.com/politics/2026/01/29/ utah-republican-signature-gatherers-assaulted-as- national-activist-groups-aim-to-repeal-redistricting-law/

Take out the spaces.

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (/ZkOF)

46 41 Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 06:13 PM (SRRAx)

Hello, beautiful. I did, indeed, buy the yarn.😁

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (pSzdp)

47 "The median rent in the L.A. metro area dropped to $2,167 in December "

In New Orleans (a different LA) I paid $400/mo for a two bedroom in a nice neighborhood, two blocks from the lake. Of course that was the 1990s, but still, I can't imagine paying $2k for rent.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (vbXSk)

48 This kind of phenomena can easily happen when you open the borders and you let a third-world shithole empty out their prisons and asylums and subsidize the inmates' journey to America.

Welcome to the Melting Pot.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:16 PM (oT7pT)

49
And when Oz pointed this out they called him racist
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Now it's the Armenians who are mightily offended that someone notes that a mess of fraudsters are Armenian.

We are plagued with this tribalist bullshit. People leave their shitty old countries because they can't get ahead thanks to nepotism, tribalism, caste systems, other types of favoritism and all that garbage -- and then they replicate it in America.

I don't know how many generations it takes for these identity-obsessed immigrants to get the hell over themselves; seems some take longer than others.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (hxCZf)

50 I’d also like to see home buying has fared during this time.
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Numbers we discussed this morning included total sales of around 6 million homes during 2021 (crazy cash and rates in the 2's), the number dropped to just over 5 million in 2022 when rates began to rise, and that the number for 2025 looks to be just over 3.9 million homes.

Posted by: Crusader, Realtor at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (TN0g+)

51 Illegals could pay exorbitant rent prices because they lived 10 to a two bedroom apartment.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (0KSrI)

52 Willowed, from Sam McGee:

>>> So here's some awful stuff going down in Utah. Violence against Republican signature gatherers. https://www.deseret.com/politics/2026/01/29/ utah-republican-signature-gatherers-assaulted-as- national-activist-groups-aim-to-repeal-redistricting-law/

Background: Utah has 4 Congressional districts, all gerrymandered to give moderate GOP advantage. Leftists hate that. So they got a state judge to throw out our congressional maps and instead use a map designed by some far left group in Virginia, guaranteeing them a seat that would make Stalin look conservative. The state GOP is gathering signatures to repeal the law the judge used. And now leftists are attacking the signature gatherers and destroying the gathered signatures. The comments to that article are all about "The GOP is trying to protect Trump so it's ok to hurt the gatherers!!! REEEE!"

I hope Ace or some blogger sees this. Just open, in your face violence now from leftists.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (gWBY1)

53 Who's having bananas and rice tonight? They say if you do, you'll get rich.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (AlhUl)

54 I was reliably informed by my friends' ex-wife's PhD lefty bitch mother that the homeless problem in L.A. was due to insufficient housing. If I could stand that midwit retard I might follow up and see if the homeless problem has disappeared as well.

Posted by: Croaker at January 30, 2026 06:19 PM (AUB4U)

55 Illegals are killing Americans. Woman's 22 year old daughter severely disabled after an illegal ran into her and fled the scene:

https://tinyurl.com/2f6erxpz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:19 PM (Bw1/o)

56 Friend at work said his gardener disappeared recently

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 06:19 PM (NtVYv)

57 The median rent in the L.A. metro area dropped to $2,167 in December "

That’s cheap! Median rent in NYC is $4000. In Manhattan? $5000.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 06:20 PM (r0S8E)

58 56 Friend at work said his gardener disappeared recently
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 06:19 PM (NtVYv)
_______
Do any Haitians live nearby?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 06:20 PM (AlhUl)

59
I don't know how many generations it takes for these identity-obsessed immigrants to get the hell over themselves; seems some take longer than others.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (hxCZf)

___________

Some of us never have.

Posted by: The Irish at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (tgvbd)

60 Sam McGee, you'd think Utah lefties would realize, after the shooting of Charlie Kirk, that political violence in Utah is a bad look. But I bet the MN lawlessness has emboldened them.

Turning one of Utah's districts blue would be huge, and once done it will be almost impossible to undo. I get why they are so desperate to make it happen. I just hate that when the left is having victories on gerrymandering, making other blue states bright blue, Utah might have a big loss.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (gWBY1)

61
I think the general public not on the take/grift are the minority. It seems everywhere you look people are stealing from the governments.

The working poor are the suckers. They work to pay for the grifters.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (IifOV)

62 51 Illegals could pay exorbitant rent prices because they lived 10 to a two bedroom apartment.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (0KSrI)

That's here.. We live in an area with vineyards and a lot of winery workers.. Multiple people and cars at homes. Of course this is a sanctuary City, County, State so they are pretty much still here.. Average price for a small 3 bedroom is about 2500 dollars

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (VE6XX)

63 Where’s Fox Butterfield on this one?

Despite fleeing immigrants, rent prices become more affordable….

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:22 PM (Hkcdp)

64 Wow, who could have seen that coming...except all of us.
And don't look now, but wages will go up too, as the supply of cheap under-the-table labor dries up.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 30, 2026 06:22 PM (XMwZJ)

65 Friend at work said his gardener disappeared recently
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 06:19 PM (NtVYv)

Is his name Samwise Gamgee? Because I might know where he went.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 06:22 PM (0aYVJ)

66 My first rental... a one bedroom "junior" apartment in Alexandria, VA circa 1985 was $550/month.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 06:22 PM (jtM2q)

67 Yum yum shit
Yummy shit pebbles
In my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 06:23 PM (29YUm)

68 >>> Who's having bananas and rice tonight? They say if you do, you'll get rich.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (AlhUl)

I did love that one Somali lady at a hearing, that was like we are so much more than the stereotype of bananas and rice! And then when she went on, the only example she had was...to bring up bananas and rice. Not sending their best.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:23 PM (gWBY1)

69
Lots of school districts seeing plunging enrollments as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:23 PM (tgvbd)

70 Scott Pressler has been getting signatures in Utah.
He’s tireless!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)

71 Ohhh, supply and demand work after all

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Russian Armenian? I would not have thought that would be a mafia combo. Of course have heard of russian mafia and not surprised at Armenian mafia but the combo seems weird to me.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 06:24 PM (Sokdp)

73 46 41 Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 06:13 PM (SRRAx)

Hello, beautiful. I did, indeed, buy the yarn.😁
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (pSzdp)


Hooray!

When we went on our Alaska cruise, I gave into temptation most grievously - her name was "Quviut", and I was powerless to resist her charms....

I felt kinda guilty about it, but one month later, I was diagnosed with this aggressive cancer, given less than a year to live, and hence my " catchphrase" was born.

To my credit, EVERYBODY got little Quviut scarves for Christmas that year (and so did a couple of lucky Texas MoMe attendees).

I don't think I have any of that yarn left, so I stopped feeling guilty about the money I spent 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (SRRAx)

74 Turning one of Utah's districts blue would be huge, and once done it will be almost impossible to undo. I get why they are so desperate to make it happen. I just hate that when the left is having victories on gerrymandering, making other blue states bright blue, Utah might have a big loss.
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (gWBY1)

They are doing to Utah what they did to Colorado. Glad we moved to Idaho, but I am seeing plenty of signs that the same thing is happening here. Outrunning the locusts is exhausting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ)

75 AK prices for real estate are high. Everything is up here. My mortgage for two acres and a two bedroom with awesome garage and three useful outbuildings is about $2500, so a steal. But in Anchorage it would be twice that.

My son’s two bedroom condo is $1100 plus condo fees are $340. No land. In not the best part of town. Spenard has its charms but low rent ain’t one of them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (pSzdp)

76
Rumors that Mel Gibson might run for Governor have any legs? If Passion of the Christ 2: Disciples Boogaloo does well, a lot of his sins might be forgiven by hollywood. Money forgives a lot in that town. Drunken antisemitic rants are child's play in our modern era.
Posted by: LizLem

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I saw an X post where he was complaining about the state of California politics while a supertitle "Should I run for governor?" floated over his image.

And Jewish people are forbearing to a fault as we know. Not long after his antisemitic rant, I attended a conservative event in L.A. where a Jewish lawyer guest speaker said that Yes, he would speak to Mel Gibson. He wasn't being Mr. Squish, just Mr. I'm Willing To Listen and Forgive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (hxCZf)

77 68 >>> Who's having bananas and rice tonight? They say if you do, you'll get rich.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (AlhUl)

I did love that one Somali lady at a hearing, that was like we are so much more than the stereotype of bananas and rice! And then when she went on, the only example she had was...to bring up bananas and rice. Not sending their best.
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:23 PM (gWBY1)
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My fear is that they ARE sending their best. She's as good as it gets.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (AlhUl)

78 I now want to chip the illegals. So when stuff happens and they scurry like cockroaches when the light hits them. Where do they go? Did the self deporters really deport for money? Or move to NJ.

If we had chips in them we could tell. In the event they are settling down to create more fraud and bambinos.

I don't want to be chipped, nor normal people as the sign of satan, but for illegals I am all for it. So it's not for all, just illegals when they are arrested and stupidly set free to murder and rape again in blue states.

For the first time I am liking Dr. Oz.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (WONhk)

79 Russian Armenian? I would not have thought that would be a mafia combo. Of course have heard of russian mafia and not surprised at Armenian mafia but the combo seems weird to me.
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An Armenian owned an Italian restaurant in OKC a decade or so ago. Great food, and nothing but Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin playing on the sound system.

Posted by: Crusader, Realtor at January 30, 2026 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

80 Like the fly-by-night truck companies that close up under one name and open up under a new one. Thoese "hospices" will do the same thing, unless the government gets qiae.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 06:26 PM (Xbquz)

81 LizLem, she was speaking because allegedly ICE mishandled her resulting in a concussion - hence, the bandaids.

Then she got arrested a few days ago for harassing ICE. She’s more than bananas and rice, she’s beating ICE, heh. Victim card revoked!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:26 PM (Hkcdp)

82 On Thursday evening, Newsom announced that his office was filing a civil rights complaint with HHS, accusing Oz of discrimination, The Associated Press reported. According to the complaint, Newsom’s office argued that Oz, in a video, “spewed baseless and racially charged allegations” that risked chilling participation in hospice and home care programs among the Armenian community.

The governor’s office noted Oz's claims had “already caused real-world harm” by reducing business at an Armenian bakery that is shown in the video.

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 06:27 PM (GITLP)

83 don't think I have any of that yarn left, so I stopped feeling guilty about the money I spent 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (SRR

Quiviut is a drug. So nice to work with and wear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:27 PM (pSzdp)

84 What Utah had a law was that an "independent commission" would draw our congressional districts.

The net result is that we got a far left NGO drawing our districts, and all the leftists are screaming that it's fascist and illegal to want anything different, and now they are using force to try to prevent any changes.

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 06:29 PM (/ZkOF)

85 As expected.

@LeadingReport
·
3m
BREAKING: Judge releases Don Lemon without bail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 06:29 PM (mlg/3)

86
Looking at $2500/mo for a student efficiency near the UC Berkeley campus.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 06:30 PM (hA/c/)

87 I remember getting into an argument with that bright spark John Podhoretz over email about the Passion. He insisted it was an antisemitic movie. My point is that Mr Gibson was saying ALL OF HUMANITY sucked ass (except Mary.) There was a reason Gibson used his own two hands on film to drive the nails. He is as guilty as any.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

88 85 As expected.

@LeadingReport
·
3m
BREAKING: Judge releases Don Lemon without bail.
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Monday he has to be in a courtroom in MPLS.

Posted by: beckster at January 30, 2026 06:30 PM (I7J98)

89 Not sending their best.

she's as good as they got

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:31 PM (8uzBS)

90 22
'The article literally never mentions the country's first year of net-outwards migration in history.
There is no way that can have any beneficial effect. It is pure calamity. Millions will die horribly.'

Still worth it to have the illegals gone.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 30, 2026 06:31 PM (fd80v)

91
16 The Rent's Too High Guy will be pleased.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM

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From Heaven.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 06:31 PM (hA/c/)

92 Missed previous thread: Anybody who believed that CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists, were centrists, are either lying or retarded.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 30, 2026 06:32 PM (Iz+f5)

93 Scott is in Utah? Oh, I feel so much better about the signatures getting got in Utah, then. He is the best.

He's hinted at running for office. He would be AMAZING. But he is also irreplaceable at the moment for what he does. As we've learned from Charlie's death, some people truly are one of a kind. Scott is one of those. He needs to get replacements for his work in place, before he leaves it to run for office. People who are as dedicated, tireless, and ethical as he is. We can't afford to lose him just yet.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:32 PM (gWBY1)

94 BREAKING: Judge releases Don Lemon without bail.
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Just like J'6rs not

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

95 Speaking of L.A. Times - I was a long-term subscriber, long after most people stopped. About two years ago I finally cancelled once and for all. Then, just before this past Christmas it started up again on it's own. I went into my subscriber account and it still showed me as 'Cancelled'. I was going to call them but then - going thru the accumulated 'junk mail' - I found a card from them saying I was getting a 'free' subscription starting Dec until May.

I'm going to call them and tell them 'don't bother'. I only get the Sunday paper in print - but I don't want my neighbors to see it on my driveway.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:33 PM (QGaXH)

96 Every time I drop something it always hits the exact point on the dish/item to crack or break ??

HOW DOES IT KNOW ???????????????????


Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 06:34 PM (38587)

97 The governor’s office noted Oz's claims had “already caused real-world harm” by reducing business at an Armenian bakery that is shown in the video.
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 06:27 PM (GITLP)

There's a hospice in an Armenian Bakery??

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:34 PM (8avO+)

98 Two-tier justice system in the US.
Lemon has Very Important Work this weekend, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)

99 I don’t believe that they grow much of either bananas or rice in Somalia. Rice requires a huge amount of moisture. Seems like bananas would, too.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:34 PM (77rzZ)

100 BREAKING: Judge releases Don Lemon without bail.
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Just like J'6rs not
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 06:32 PM (VE6XX)
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Huh. Wonder what took so long...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ESVrU)

101 I saw Bananas & Rice open for Simon & Garfunkel in Central Park in 1981.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:35 PM (oT7pT)

102 In my little slice of heaven here, rent for an average, 3 br, 2 ba cookie-cutter home on postage-stamp lot is running about 5K/month.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:35 PM (QGaXH)

103 Ace: " Eisenhower's poorly-named 'Operation Wetback'"

I think that was a great name. Trump should have used it for his deportation operation.

Posted by: Ralph at January 30, 2026 06:35 PM (8WZD4)

104 Drop is Turkish and he drew attention to Armenian fraud. Boohoo. Not racist.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)

105 Speaking of L.A. Times - I was a long-term subscriber, long after most people stopped. About two years ago I finally cancelled once and for all. Then, just before this past Christmas it started up again on it's own. I went into my subscriber account and it still showed me as 'Cancelled'. I was going to call them but then - going thru the accumulated 'junk mail' - I found a card from them saying I was getting a 'free' subscription starting Dec until May.

I'm going to call them and tell them 'don't bother'. I only get the Sunday paper in print - but I don't want my neighbors to see it on my driveway.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:33 PM (QGaXH)

I had that with the Tribune in Chicago. Cancelled, then hiccup and I was getting it without paying. I just tossed it and laughed at them. If they though giving me a free paper helped their business more than just lying about circulation numbers, fine. This was in the late 80s

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:36 PM (8avO+)

106 There’s lawmaking at Armenian bakeries - delicious!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:37 PM (Hkcdp)

107 Now see I can buy Russians and Armenians setting up a fraud ring to rake in easy money that the feds were handing out. Much harder for me to buy 100s of Somalians setting up all those various frauds w/o some helpful state bureaucrat walking them through the process in exchange for a cut.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 06:38 PM (Sokdp)

108
Missed previous thread: Anybody who believed that CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists, were centrists, are either lying or retarded.
Posted by: Puddleglum

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I don't know who believed it, and I'm so jaded that I don't know who will care about it. I do hear energy prices are rising there, and QOL will probably fall in other ways. That might make a few people vote for a better Democrat when her term is up. And by "better," I mean someone who uses even more OPM than Spanberger does.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 06:38 PM (hxCZf)

109 42 Sister in law in Long Beach has lost her housekeeper. Employed her for years. Obvious illegal. SIL is a big time lefty. I feel so sorry for her predicament… Oh, wait, no I don’t.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 06:14 PM (pSzdp)

I mentioned here a few days ago - our gardener lost his helper. I didn't ask why, just thought 'one less box of See's Candy I have to spring for at Christmas....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:38 PM (QGaXH)

110 Argh, autocorrect: “lahmajun “

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:38 PM (Hkcdp)

111 Rental Property prices falling in LA ????

GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 06:38 PM (38587)

112 "Operation GTFO" > "Operation Wetback"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:39 PM (0Eh0f)

113 Armenians were one of the few ethnic groups in the Russian Empire (along with the Baltic Germans) who didn’t mind being ruled by the Russians.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:39 PM (77rzZ)

114 >>> don't think I have any of that yarn left, so I stopped feeling guilty about the money I spent 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (SRR

Glad you splurged!! No regrets.

My mother-in-law is a hooker herself (and has the mug to prove it!), and I keep wondering what crocheting doodads to buy her as gifts. She also has fibromyalgia, so has super sensitive skin, and gets cold easily. I will add Quiviut wool to the list! I bet she'd love it, and it sounds perfect for her. Much better than another Joanne's Fabric gift card.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:40 PM (gWBY1)

115 OT: Fuck. Ed is on about the Beatles again...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

116 The last time L.A. rents were that low was January 2022, in the wake of a furious pandemic home-buying market that saw a wave of renters buy homes for the first time, leaving apartments empty and bringing prices down.

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How many trillions of dollars in Covid PsyOps Feral Gubmint fraud provided the funds to purchase all those homes by former renters?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:41 PM (0Eh0f)

117 There was a time ... granted, long ago ... when Democrats were the hawks on immigration because it lowered working wages and increased prices on the good and services the working class used the most.

I'd like to vote for that party. But it no longer exists.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Ddi7K)

118 Heh. Ewetub is featuring a video on the 'nationwide walk out' is solidarity with Minneapolis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

119 My mother-in-law is a hooker herself (and has the mug to prove it!),
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:40 PM (gWBY1)
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Things I never thought I'd see on AoSHQ...This sentence is much funnier taken out of context.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (ESVrU)

120
To be fair, Lemon isn't much of a flight risk, and if he does, who cares?

Let him pay his own way back and forth to Minneapolis for court from any bolt hole he and his husband squat in.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)

121 When Iran is free California is going to see another exodus. Lots of Iranians are going to repatriate.
Same is going to happen with Cuba.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (0KSrI)

122 115 Wait, Ed Driscoll is my brother-in-law???

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (77rzZ)

123 >>> Speaking of L.A. Times - I was a long-term subscriber, long after most people stopped. About two years ago I finally cancelled once and for all.

They called Larry Elder "the black face of white supremacy" when he ran for governor. They are gutter trash. Glad you are well rid of them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (gWBY1)

124 The article literally never mentions the country's first year of net-outwards migration in history.
There is no way that can have any beneficial effect. It is pure calamity. Millions will die horribly.'

Still worth it to have the illegals gone.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 30, 2026 06:31 PM (fd80v)

Net Neutrality smiles...

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (LSR8N)

125 OT: Fuck. Ed is on about the Beatles again...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

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Ed Sullivan?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (0Eh0f)

126 I'd like to vote for that party. But it no longer exists.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Ddi7K)

They weren't majority communists then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

127 Bad news, everyone [apologies if this has been posted already]

@InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)

128 Increased housing supply is a real thing. Many projects got delayed during COVID and are only now coming online. It takes at least 5 years to plans and build any sizeable housing development.

I’d also like to see home buying has fared during this time. My best guesstimate is that buying was soft the last few years because of Biden’s insane interest rates, but has now picked up. That would mean some renters are now buyers.

But surely, kicking out hordes of illegals certainly decreased demand. I’d like to see the rental rates broken down by cost. I’d assume the illegals were renting at the low end and this jacking up prices there.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 06:14 PM (r0S8E)

For a while during COVID several big corps were buying up houses and holding them. I believe Trump blocked that kind of thing and they probably are divesting themselves. Like the Chicken/Egg issue, this probably was a Biden distortion in the market for infiltration of illegals.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

129 I mnew Lemon wasn't going to suffer a jailing

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

130
I'd be safe and warm,
if I was in L.A.

Posted by: zombie Mama Cass at January 30, 2026 06:44 PM (0sNs1)

131 The places rent has gone down are mostly the places no one wants to live because there are no jobs. The places people actually work, and thus need to be near, arent coming down at all.

This is not about tapped out renters deciding to not have a place to live. Multifamily construction has been at historic highs for several years.

Unless you’re getting paid in a foreign currency or performing a forex hedge your rent is not cheaper due to dollar devaluation lol. People need to learn the difference between the DXY and inflation

One of factors people miss is lot of rental properties are shifting from short rentals so that is causing an increase in inventory as well.

I can’t stand this economic fascism. Cheaper rents are destroying landlords ability to profit. The falling price of gasoline is causing more climate change. Trump is destroying the American way of life. I can’t handle this anymore. /s

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 06:44 PM (ycI94)

132 Bad news, everyone [apologies if this has been posted already]

@InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)

maybe UNICEF could collect pennies in the EU for ya.

Trump would be a God Emperor for life if he got the UN to move to Geneva or somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:45 PM (8avO+)

133 I'd be safe and warm,
if I was in L.A.
Posted by: zombie Mama Cass at January 30, 2026 06:44 PM (0sNs1)

it actually was cold and wet this last week.

better than firestorms, tho.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:45 PM (8avO+)

134 OT: Fuck. Ed is on about the Beatles again...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

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Ed Sullivan?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM


Mr. Ed?

Posted by: Wilbur at January 30, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

135 Trump should purchase the Turtle Bay property, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:46 PM (Hkcdp)

136 Lewis Cass >>>> Mama Cass

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:46 PM (77rzZ)

137 >>> Speaking of L.A. Times - I was a long-term subscriber, long after most people stopped. About two years ago I finally cancelled once and for all.

They called Larry Elder "the black face of white supremacy" when he ran for governor. They are gutter trash. Glad you are well rid of them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:42 PM (gWBY1)

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At least The Times is not owned by a Chinese South African Billionaire who got rich here and -- of course -- hates America.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:46 PM (0Eh0f)

138 I saw this in the L.A. suburbs in 2009. In the recession, jobs disappeared. So all of the sudden all the people pushing stolen grocery carts full of food down my street every day evaporated. The guy, probably an immigrant, that they hired to collect them in his truck disappeared.

The jobs left, so they left.

Posted by: Random PJ at January 30, 2026 06:47 PM (+jscL)

139 @InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)
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I imagine the graft and corruption that goes on in that building dwarfs anything a group of Somalis could get away with in Minnesota.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 06:47 PM (ESVrU)

140
For a while during COVID several big corps were buying up houses and holding them. I believe Trump blocked that kind of thing and they probably are divesting themselves. Like the Chicken/Egg issue, this probably was a Biden distortion in the market for infiltration of illegals.
Posted by: Oldcat
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The Biden Corporation changed up the housing market like I've never seen it. It wasn't good for buyers or sellers. It was dead in the water as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 06:47 PM (rarFa)

141 Isn't this like the third time Don 'Cheesedick' Lemon has been down the Rabbit Hole? He's a kept property.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:47 PM (oT7pT)

142 >>> 131 The places rent has gone down are mostly the places no one wants to live because there are no jobs. The places people actually work, and thus need to be near, arent coming down at all.

Because no one wants to live and work in LA...Nice try Reddit.

(And thanks for all the intercepted transmissons! It's one of my fave recurring things in the blog comments.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (gWBY1)

143 Hawaiian Judge orders all LA Landlords to raise rental prices to help the Democrats in the Mid Term elections...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (38587)

144 FIFY

Good news, everyone [apologies if this has been posted already]
InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

145 Jim Kunstler’s latest piece is about our newest Bond villain in Shanghai.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (77rzZ)

146 I'd be safe and warm,
if I was in L.A.
Posted by: zombie Mama Cass at January 30, 2026 06:44 PM (0sNs1)

Those 2 fellas in The Mamas and Papas were humping the blonde chick but did either one hump ol' Mama Cass?

She was fat and ugly but come on, love the one your with!

Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie Boomer at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (pbej3)

147 @InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Make them pay their overdue NYC parking tickets as well. They probably total about the same as the GNP of some mid sized country by now.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)

148 69
Lots of school districts seeing plunging enrollments as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:23 PM (tgvbd)

plunging necklines > plunging enrollments

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (QGaXH)

149 139 @InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.

So................... What is your point ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (38587)

150 Someone said it best "get rid of the fraud and America's debt doesn't exist". Might be a bit of hyperbole, but not that much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 06:49 PM (IDEQi)

151 Armenians were one of the few ethnic groups in the Russian Empire (along with the Baltic Germans) who didn’t mind being ruled by the Russians.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:39 PM (77rzZ)

Too bad they let NATO run an op on them a year or so back cut ties with Russia. They first lost about a third of their land to a neighbor. And Turkey is looking at them with interest from another direction.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:49 PM (8avO+)

152 Cass Gilbert > Lewis Cass > Mama Cass >>>> Cass Sunstein

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:49 PM (0Eh0f)

153 >>> UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse

Will they leave NYC? Pretty please?

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (gWBY1)

154 148 Depends on the neckline.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (77rzZ)

155 UN should just close up shop for a few months until funds are secured

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

156 UN. The time for honoring yourselves has come to an end.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (0KSrI)

157 I mnew Lemon wasn't going to suffer a jailing
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

Now you sit in your luxury suite and think about what you did, young man!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (0aYVJ)

158 34 Damn. I thought Hospice was the best run section of the Medicare system. I guess it has no oversight.
Posted by: Opinion fact

Hospice care is primarily covered by Medicare Part A for beneficiaries with a terminal illness (6 months or less to live), providing up to 100% coverage for comfort-focused care.

It is also covered by Medicaid in nearly all states, as well as by most private insurance plans.

The latter, under Medicaid and several Medicare advantage programs, seems to open the door to fraud.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (NFX2v)

159 147 @InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.

Price of NYC Hookers drops to all time low .....

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (38587)

160 Plunging enrollment = public school consolidation and teacher/administrator layoffs?

They’ve used immigrants to backfill the kids whose parents fled to private schools due to poor quality, violence, and indoctrination. Propped up with illegals’ kids no more!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Hkcdp)

161 >>>BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.

So................... What is your point ????

Posted by: Jackson K.

>It's a prime time for the UN to plan to relocate to Cuba or Greenland.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (oT7pT)

162 Lemon no bail was a given. He is still charged and will be tried.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (0KSrI)

163 NOOD Week in Woke

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (0Eh0f)

164 >It's a prime time for the UN to plan to relocate to Cuba or Greenland.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (oT7pT)

Outside of the Western...er Trumpian Hemisphere. Far Outside.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (8avO+)

165 He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC


Have Mamdami raise the rent and dial it back to April

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (8uzBS)

166 I see a judge took the death penalty off the table in the Mangione case. Dude shot an innocent, unarmed man in the back in broad daylight in cold blood. If we were a proper country he should have been hanged before the week was out.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (QGaXH)

167 136 Lewis Cass >>>> Mama Cass
Posted by: Bulg

Been to the site in Sault St Marie where he tore down the British flag and trampled on it. A great Michiganian.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (Y8DZL)

168 162 Lemon no bail was a given. He is still charged and will be tried.

Put him in a cell with Bubba from Backwoods WV that has not seen a woman in 10 years...

Ride'n Cowboy...

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 30, 2026 06:54 PM (38587)

169 It's a prime time for the UN to plan to relocate to Cuba or Greenland.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (oT7pT)

Bangladesh. It's still a shithole 54 years later. Savages.

Posted by: Zombie George Harrison at January 30, 2026 06:54 PM (pbej3)

170 Medicare Advantage is fraud on the face of it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 06:54 PM (rarFa)

171 169 It's a prime time for the UN to plan to relocate to Cuba or Greenland.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Not on my lawn.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 06:56 PM (rarFa)

172 The School District of Philadelphia is proposing to close 20 public schools, impacting nearly 5,000 students starting in the 2027-28 school year.

See, they've 'nudged' a great deal of their illegal population out to ring (or further) counties via corporation and non-profits, or to northeast and southwest Philly.

Suddenly, empty buildings that had needed lots of C19 $ to improve ventilation and remove asbestos for the 10th or so consecutive years.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v)

173 88 85 As expected.

@LeadingReport
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BREAKING: Judge releases Don Lemon without bail.
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Monday he has to be in a courtroom in MPLS.
Posted by: beckster at January 30, 2026 06:30 PM (I7J9

Would serve the judge right if Lemon skips to a non-extradition jurisdiction.....

Would serve Lemon right of the non-extradition jurisdiction is one of those places that gives gays free flying lessons off tall buildings.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (QGaXH)

174 I'm makin' a list, and checkin' it twice, mouthbreathers.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

175 BREAKING: Judge releases Don Lemon without bail.
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Just like J'6rs not
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

Is his butthole sore ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 07:01 PM (NtVYv)

176
Good news, everyone [apologies if this has been posted already]
InsiderGeo
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General António Guterres warns the United Nations is at risk of imminent financial collapse, citing unpaid member state contributions and budget constraints. He warned cash reserves could run out by July unless funding rules change.
Jan 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:43 PM

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After the incidents of chickenshit sabotage the last time Trump gave a speech there, I'm in favor of doing anything possible to ruin them faster. Clowns.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (hA/c/)

177 96 Every time I drop something it always hits the exact point on the dish/item to crack or break ??

HOW DOES IT KNOW ???????????????????


Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 06:34 PM (38587)

By the same magic your thermos knows to keep cold things cold and hot things hot...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (QGaXH)

Virginia's Governor Sold Herself as a Moderate Centrist as a Candidate.
Surprise! In Office, She's a Radical Leftist

I know you're all stunned.

Karol Markowicz:

Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger was sworn in just a few weeks ago, but the tornado of bad policy is already swirling around her state.

Spanberger's very first order of business was reversing Gov. Glenn Youngkin's Executive Order 47, which had allowed for coordination between the Virginia State Police and the Department of Corrections and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. That coordination was important because it allowed the federal and state governments to cooperate to remove people in the country illegally who had committed additional crimes. That it was necessary for Spanberger to make it harder to deport criminals is a tell that her moderate campaign commercials will instead translate into a much further left administration.

Spanberger isn't alone in moving Virginia sharply leftward. Both branches of the state legislature are now also controlled by Democrats, and they're introducing policies that no one campaigned on. House Bill 863 would reduce minimum sentencing for rape, manslaughter and child pornography. If Spanberger ran on "let's let rapists off easy," the Virginia electorate somehow missed it. In fact, Spanberger's campaign ads highlighted her law enforcement experience and that she's a moderate who works with both sides of the political aisle.


...

Then there's House Bill 1442, which would prevent any enforcement of immigration law near polling locations. We're told it's very rare for illegal immigrants to vote in our elections and yet the Virginia legislature thinks a law like this is a high priority for the state. Why would immigration operations interfere with polling locations unless there are illegal immigrants voting at those polling locations?

...


Democrats are going to spend the next four years moving Virginia as far left as they can get away with -- unless Virginians stop them. Virginians who want to save their state have to keep pointing out that Spanberger the candidate is not Spanberger the governor, and that the state government being fully controlled by the Democratic Party is turning lawlessness and social engineering into policy. Virginia can be saved from this, before it becomes another failed blue state with residents running for the door, but they need to act quickly.

Obviously they want to tax everything. To increase affordability, they say.


Virginia Democrats are proposing a slew of new hikes, pushing to have consumers to pay up for their gym memberships, Amazon orders, leaf blowers, and over a dozen other tax hikes. All of this comes after the Democrats and Governor Abigail Spanberger ran on "affordability," a message that flies in the face of the new proposals.

The new tax bills are pushing for a tax on all of the following areas:

Higher sales taxes on all Virginia counties and cities
Personal property tax on electric leaf blowers as well as electric landscaping equipment
Large employer tax
Ammunition and firearms tax
New income tax brackets
A delivery tax, set to hit Amazon orders, FedEx and UPS orders, as well as Uber Eats in Northern Virginia
Gym membership tax
Counseling tax
New car tax and highway usage fees
Storage facility tax
Investment income tax
Event tax
Vehicle repair tax
Dry cleaning tax
Fantasy sports tax
Rideshare tax
Dog walking tax
Digital personal property tax
Increase in taxes in the Arlington area for hotels
Statewide speed camera (not a tax, but additional fines)

They have big plans for all that new money "liberated" from taxpayers: They're going to buy themselves fucking houses.

Virginia Democrat politicians propose "unlimited" grants for home purchases for the most deserving constituency of all -- Virginia Democrat bureaucrats.

Bonus: Remember the guy who blocked DOGE from entering his offices? The guy who ran the taxpayer-funded grift the Africa Development Foundation?

Yeah, there was a reason he didn't want anyone looking at his records.

Top Official Of USAID-Linked Foreign Aid Agency To Plead Guilty To Taking Bribes

African Development Foundation CFO admits he routed money to friend's African 'pass-through' in exchange for kickbacks

By Luke Rosiak

Jan 30, 2026 DailyWire.com

Top Official Of USAID-Linked Foreign Aid Agency To Plead Guilty To Taking Bribes
Mathieu Zahui, chief financial officer of the African Development Foundation / ADF

The chief financial officer of the African Development Foundation, a federal agency affiliated with USAID, will plead guilty to steering grants and contracts in exchange for bribes.

The previously-obscure African Development Foundation became a darling of the Left when its CFO, Mathieu Zahui, locked its doors to prevent Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency from entering. Democrat politicians framed it as an act of moral courage, and left-wing media called the group "the little agency that could."

But on Friday, the Department of Justice said Zahui admitted that he was doing exactly what conservatives have suspected is common in foreign aid: Laundering money through poor nations and then back to D.C. insiders, who used it to enrich themselves.

According to court papers filed Friday, the African Development Foundation sent $800,000 to a Kenya-based company run by Zahui's friend. The friend paid Zahui a kickback of $12,000, and the company kept $134,886 for doing no work.

The rest of the money was simply a "pass-through" where the Kenyan company paid bills that the agency owed to other people. That made it appear that more money was going to African aid as opposed to bureaucratic overhead, and added a layer that concealed where the agency's money was actually going.

Zahui has agreed to plead guilty to accepting gratuities and making a false statement to a federal law enforcement officer, after he lied to the USAID Office of Inspector General about having received the kickbacks. He could face up to seven years in prison.

Today started out as a slow news day but now there are a lot of stories being leaked out for a Friday burial.

Posted by: Ace at 05:15 PM




Comments

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1 *tap tap*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (ULPxl)

2 Not anywhere near as stunned as the main page is by this news; it's turned completely white!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (PD1kJ)

3 Is this the Gnostic Nood?

Hidden, secret, privileged?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

4 I feel like I was teleported here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:31 PM (RIvkX)

5 Someone stole the front page.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (8mulE)

6
*steps out of wormhole*

Afternoon, folks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (tgvbd)

7 Spanberger isn't alone in moving Virginia sharply leftward. Both branches of the state legislature are now also controlled by Democrats, and they're introducing policies that no one campaigned on.
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Same pattern as California.

The Party rules now. There is "no consent of the governed."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

8 *tap tap*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (ULPxl)
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How did you even find this thread?

Is there a secret handshake?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (ESVrU)

9 So was CBD returning to or departing from the country earlier today, hmm???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (ULPxl)

10 Well thanks to the homepage vaporizing I am able to make the top ten while being almost 20 minutes late.

Yeah, I guess.

Posted by: the lower depths at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (4QwTz)

11 The hamsters must have escaped from the Epstein Islands, like lemmings

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

12 Something happened to the site....

Some people did some things?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (QGaXH)

13 * no "consent of the governed."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (RIvkX)

14 Abigail Spermburper

Spanberger or Spamburger ? That's gross

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (NtVYv)

15 No, there's nothing here, either.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 05:35 PM (TylIK)

16
Compare and contrast with our Federal GOPe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:35 PM (tgvbd)

17 oops...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (QGaXH)

18 >>> 8 *tap tap*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (ULPxl)
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How did you even find this thread?

Is there a secret handshake?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (ESVrU)

The main page has everything it always does, except you know, the CONTENT.

The list of the most recent headlines is still down the left side, above where the MoMee announcements are, and then you can hover over the link to see the post #, but the link isn't quite right!

So, you need to remember or save somewhere...

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=[super secret post #]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (ULPxl)

19 *tap tap*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (ULPxl)
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How did you even find this thread?

Is there a secret handshake?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (ESVrU)

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Thanks for the link, Helena!

While I've only paid for the time-travel membership, Helena must have paid for the space-travel membership.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (0Eh0f)

20 The orange is green!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (2UnvF)

21 And we're back!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (PD1kJ)

22 Commies always lie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (mlg/3)

23 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

24 Yikes, thanks for the detective work, Pixy!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (ULPxl)

25 I don't mind so much that politicians lie to get into power or a Democrat ends up a radical crank. its just why are people so worthless and stupid as to fall for it OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (PYyV9)

26 Both branches of the state legislature are now also controlled by Democrats"

But we're still arguing who goes to the shad plank cookout!

/ the VA Gooop

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (XuXeR)

27 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

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I'll pass on to the last thread, thanks Pixy!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (0Eh0f)

28 My crack team of hackers will get you yet, Ace!

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (aSobn)

29 Dems never found a tax they didn't love

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (VE6XX)

30 Finally able to find a thread again as the main page is back. Thanks Ace, thanks COBs. All I had was J.J.'s thread from this morning in another tab.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (O7YUW)

31 It's their own fault for voting for people with the letter 'D' after their names.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (QGaXH)

32
why are people so worthless and stupid as to fall for it OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (PYyV9)

___________

"Hey, Rocky. Wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (tgvbd)

33 compare photos. She is a trans clone of Heydrich

Posted by: Avi at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (ieodf)

34 Barky did too, cover up his Red Diaper upbringing

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)

35 sent $800,000 to a Kenya-based company run by Zahui's friend. The friend paid Zahui a kickback of $12,000, and the company kept $134,886 for doing no work.

$12,000 seems like a pittance on $800,000 until you realize that our government officials are making it up in volume.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (TylIK)

36 "If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place!"

What are you doing next Tuesday? Say 10am?

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (ciYHQ)

37 All your server are belong to us

Posted by: Halfhand at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (EFrJp)

38 I'm firmly convinced that Spanberger is merely a less-ambitious version of Hillary. She's a terrible human being. She merely lacks Hillary's level of evil because she's lazy.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (TN0g+)

39 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa


I hate those tiny typos!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (qo38o)

40 You elected an asshole who wished a mother's kids were murdered in front of her.

I find my sympathy meter broken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

41 So, you need to remember or save somewhere...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (ULPxl)

Or you can cheat and peek in your browser history for a previous comment thread and then paste in the end number. Since I can never remember where I save stuff.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)

42 Leftists out to loot the country

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (Ia/+0)

43 But did she run on being a moderate? Because she has never been a moderate…

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (OoFl2)

44 "Digital personal property tax"

How do they assess that? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

45 40 You elected an asshole who wished a mother's kids were murdered in front of her.

I find my sympathy meter broken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

They didn't care.. They hated Trump that much

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:44 PM (VE6XX)

46 Famously bewigged Jesse Waters just gave a list of the Fat Presidents, to mock Pritzker. He included Garfield.

James Garfield was six feet tall and weighed 185.
Next time I meet Jesse Waters I'm going to knock him down.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2026 05:44 PM (zdLoL)

47 Governor Sold Herself as a Moderate Centrist as a Candidate."

Nah. Pro abortion. Pro big government.
And a state gop that's so tied up with seniority that they can't wipe their own asses....

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:44 PM (XuXeR)

48 14 Abigail Spermburper

Spanberger or Spamburger ? That's gross
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (NtVYv)

Abagail Beecher >> Abigail Spanberger

Posted by: Freddy Cannon at January 30, 2026 05:45 PM (QGaXH)

49 23 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

So ace broke it. Good to know who to point the finger at.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 30, 2026 05:45 PM (8mulE)

50 It is hard to believe the free houses for bureaucrats thing is real. This is the definition of looting the treasury.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

51 Tiny typos
In the wine
Make me feel happy
Make me feel fine

Posted by: Zardoz at January 30, 2026 05:46 PM (NtVYv)

52 Sad to say, the Agency is largely Democrats. Not radical Left like her, so I am surprised at the magnitude of her flip flops.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 05:46 PM (SiYcf)

53 Off 'wow - he's still around' sock.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:46 PM (QGaXH)

54 Taqiyya

The Dems are using the Muzzie trick of lying.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 05:46 PM (qFwJc)

55 The hampsters are back on the wheel!

And living in VA it's going to be a shitshow for a while. Gird your lions.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 05:46 PM (Q0yOR)

56 Something triggered the hampsters? Are they ok? Do they need counseling?

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

57
Contrary to vicious rumors, William Howard Taft never got stuck in a bathtub. He did, however, overflow a bathtub one time. He had to get oversized tubs after that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)

58 Oh wow a leftist deep state CIA hag lied to everyone and enough AWFLs, government simps, and soy-soaked faggots bought it enough to get her elected along with that dude who straight up said he wanted to shoot a Republican in the head, and now they're in the Finding Out phase?

Good. Fuck 'em. I've been saying that my family being able to leave that shithole state almost a decade ago was a blessing from God that we didn't realize at the time, but I sure as hell realize it now.

I have zero sympathy for these retards any longer.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (5aZAZ)

59 Virginians have only themselves to blame. Voting for a CIA spook for governor and they thought they could trust her ads? Someone from the state said it was a pocketbook election. I'll never understand how voting in Dems to destroy local business and raise taxes because "DOGE was hurting some of our fed jobs" was a pocketbook choice. It was cutting off your nose to spite your face and any fool should have known it. Sure the D's didn't run on killing regular businesses and raising taxes on everything but Ds always do those things.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (hhkIi)

60 Virginia can be saved from this, before it becomes another failed blue state with residents running for the door, but they need to act quickly.

Just like the Titanic could be saved.

Sorry Virginians, you self fucked yourself to death.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (a4flb)

61 The voters of virginia deserve what they are going to get good and hard. They either refused to look at her record or they lied to themselves and voted for her and they are going to pay insanely higher taxes. I say good. To paraphrase the good book, you reap what you sow.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (0N4FZ)

62 So glad I moved to Missouri a few years ago.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (2UnvF)

63 It's getting close to martini time. Make it dirty with three olives.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (oT7pT)

64 Also fuck the VA GOP for not finding a better candidate than Winsome Sears. She seems like a nice and good person but holy shit she couldn't campaign her way out of a wet paper bag with a razor blade in both hands. What a useless fucking organization.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:49 PM (5aZAZ)

65 People are still falling for "centrist" Democrat?

I figured the VA voters knew what they were getting, and now they're getting it. Good and hard.

Posted by: Shenanigans at January 30, 2026 05:49 PM (wGun1)

66 Are the hampsters back to dancing?

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 05:49 PM (r9uko)

67 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.

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Can we get Pixy a coding job at StopICE.net?

I keed, I keed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:49 PM (0Eh0f)

68 Everybody kept telling them what would happen, but they just had to get them some of that moderate democrat.

Posted by: Clay at January 30, 2026 05:50 PM (y7KMV)

69 Taqiyya

The Dems are using the Muzzie trick of lying.


I only lied about not being a thief.

Posted by: Abigail Ocean at January 30, 2026 05:50 PM (TylIK)

70 Taxing dog walkers ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:50 PM (VE6XX)

71
Donroe Doctrine update: Panama Supreme Court just annulled their contracts with China to operate the Panama Canal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (w6EFb)

72 Remember, Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts said it himself, "Its a tax."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (YlWIZ)

73 She'll be a "moderate" again when she runs for president

Posted by: brak at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (RuMUX)

74 I'm willing to bet that the things introduced in Virginia will have NYS commies saying "we'll double down on that"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (IDEQi)

75 Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:49 PM (5aZAZ)

Bullshit. She was t an unknown. She was good Lt Governor . She delivered a great conservative message and pointed out exactly what this post is talking about about . The fault is with the voters.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (cwGMH)

76 I don't mind so much that politicians lie to get into power or a Democrat ends up a radical crank. its just why are people so worthless and stupid as to fall for it OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Maybe they didn't "fall for it". Northern Virginia, which are the suburbs of DC, and parts of Richmond and couple of other urban areas (Newport News?) are Democrat and will vote for this. It's the same story, over and over...
"Urban" voters will vote Democrat because of ....reasons. Voters in the rest of Virginia are likely appalled by this. And a lot of it is voter turnout. Bring out your dead, and turn out your vote.

Thus endeth the lesson for the day

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (vcOmj)

77 Reading Hildabeast is funding the Illegals protection

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

78 "Digital personal property tax" = pron.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (Kt19C)

79 "You elected an asshole who wished a mother's kids were murdered in front of her."

I thought that was Jay Jones, the candidate for Attorney General who said that. However, they elected him as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (oT1li)

80 Point of order: are we 100% positive that Virgina voters actually elected her?

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (24ME/)

81 They should play what’s happening in Virginia in every competitive House race for the midterms.

You know, in addition to the whole illegal immigrants are our best constituents thing.

We need to dick punch these people.

Virginia is going to be gone.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (u/66v)

82 Are we here? I looked at the previous thread and it' now the third back. I'm not sure we're where we are supposed to be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (rarFa)

83 2 * nothing = nothing

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (FhXTo)

84 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)
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That's what the hamsters want you to think.

That tiny typo was probably a cry for help.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:53 PM (ESVrU)

85 I don't know what people expected to happen.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

86 You know these two stories are likely related?

U.S. cuts all this aid bullshit, much of which was bribery and graft, and cycled back to the U.S.

Government workers in Viginia, realize the gravy train is over, and overwhelmingly elect a far-left Dem for office.

Far left Dem IMMEDIATELY starts taxing everything in sight and gives handouts to government workers.

Hence the graft and fraud money is restored.

Whew! That was a close one!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 05:53 PM (vOtXJ)

87 So tofu dregs high speed rail in Venezuela collateral forgives the loan? Cool!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 05:53 PM (YlWIZ)

88 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

Thanks, Pixy. I was half expecting Captain Kirk to float by semi-transparently.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (wVcYX)

89
Democrats in Virginia are going to tax anything that moves, breathes, or speaks.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (IifOV)

90 70 Taxing dog walkers ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January

And gym memberships. The silver lining is it may be the catalyst to get my middle child out of RIC. She finally votes R and this happens.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (OoFl2)

91 @Pixy Misa: I thanked Ace, I thanked the COBs, but I didn't think you'd be around at this time to fix the site.

Thank you Pixy!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (O7YUW)

92 But, but they’re “moderates”.

I mean, how many times are voters gonna fall for “can you pick up that quarter for me” gag from Democrats and their media division?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (u/66v)

93 Sure the D's didn't run on killing regular businesses and raising taxes on everything but Ds always do those things.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (hhkIi)

Very well put.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

94 Also fuck the VA GOP for not finding a better candidate than Winsome Sears. She seems like a nice and good person but holy shit she couldn't campaign her way out of a wet paper bag with a razor blade in both hands. What a useless fucking organization.
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They ran a "fundamentally non-serious" choice who was occasionally anti-Trump and wondered why they didn't win.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

95 Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

Thanks very much!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (oT1li)

96 Sorry Virginians, you self fucked yourself to death.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (a4flb)

And not in the fun way.

Remember to hydrate guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

97 (If you drive a car, car) I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit, sit) I'll tax your seat
(If you get too cold, cold) I'll tax the heat
(If you take a walk, walk) I'll tax your feet
Taxman!

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (vbXSk)

98 Bullshit. She was t an unknown. She was good Lt Governor . She delivered a great conservative message and pointed out exactly what this post is talking about about . The fault is with the voters.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (cwGMH)
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She was a good Lt. Gov! I totally agree with that, but her campaign was the definition of softcock GOPe bullshit and failed to motivate the voters in any way. Hell, even Youngkin and his people were smart enough to recognize that the schools were going to be the flashpoint issue in his election and hammer that message like Bill Clinton hammering an intern.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (5aZAZ)

99 When Spangenberg was sworn in she had a white pleather coat that if it was black would have made her look like an officer in the Gestapo. So white coat makes her the Herstapo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (IDEQi)

100 I can't give enough thanks to the Lord we are out of Virginia. That said, this morning, we went to the DMV in Arkansas to register our car, and it was closed. Nothing about inclement weather closure on the website or the office's phone.

A gal also waiting there checked the Farcebook page for the office - all those lovely folks were on strike in support of ICE resistance.

I am now praying every one of those lovely folks are checking out the options at "Jobs-r-us" on Monday.

Posted by: moki at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (wLjpr)

101 For any Jewish Hordians who know Hebrew well, I gots a quextion about written Hebrew. A combined linguistic and mathematical one.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (77rzZ)

102 80 Point of order: are we 100% positive that Virgina voters actually elected her?
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 30, 2026

Well she had her 2 previous elections stolen for her, third time is the charm?

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 05:55 PM (OoFl2)

103 When will "independent voters" learn that there is no such thing as a moderate Democrat politician. There are only Dem politicians who lie. Think back to the votes in Congress on issues dear to the progressive wing. The Democrats vote in lockstep no matter what they said in their campaign. Wasn't there a resolution or maybe it was a bill about blocking transgenders from women's sports and all the Dems voted against it. How can anyone think there are moderate Dems?

Posted by: George V at January 30, 2026 05:56 PM (HUbHH)

104 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

I guess Virginians are getting what they voted for - good and hard. And they have at least another year before these money-grubbing whores can be voted out of office.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 05:56 PM (SRRAx)

105
Let Virginians live under the boot they voted for.

Good & Hard.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 05:56 PM (IifOV)

106 Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

Sears told people exactly what would happen and she was right. I don't understand anytime a Republican loses some people just have to idiotically blame the candidate.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (cwGMH)

107 let's look on the bright side, she did not take oath of office on the Khhhhoran...

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (g47mK)

108 I have zero sympathy for these retards any longer.

Honestly, I'm torn. I have friends in California, Virginia, Colorado, Washington state, and even New York. They don't vote for and don't "deserve" to get railed by the majority's policy preferences but, in the end, that's how our system works. Unfortunately, there's no way to insulate the minority from the stupidity of the majority.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (Fs0KI)

109 $12,000 seems like a pittance on $800,000 until you realize that our government officials are making it up in volume.
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 05:42 PM (TylIK)

the $800,000 isn't real to them, only the $12,000. It is always stunning how little people will sell their souls for.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (vOtXJ)

110 I thought that was Jay Jones, the candidate for Attorney General who said that. However, they elected him as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (oT1li)

That is what I meant. Same voters. Same mark of Cain.

Fuck. Off. Virginia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

111 10 homeless people dead - presumably of hypothermia -in NYC after new Mamdani administration stopped forcing people off the streets - so how is this the 'warmth of collectivism'? Sounds like more rugged individualism..along with criminal negligence...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (QGaXH)

112

Then: Virginia Is For Lovers

Now: Virginia Is For Tax Assessors

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (wVcYX)

113 I know there'll be a lot of "they voted for it" but, did they?

How much fraud was in this VA election?

Even if the GOP candidate did poorly in the run up to the election (and she did) was there any canvasing done to see how people actually voted outside the capitol city enclave?

I don't subscribe to the "they voted for it" narrative until I see the actual metrics... and those, for whatever reason are not widely publicized even though I'm sure they're out there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (jtM2q)

114 We have a few Virginians here, what is their take ??? why did Sears fail ?

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (g47mK)

115 Look, "no" Jay Jones ran after being exposed functionally jerking off to double tapping a political rival and having his widow hold their two dead sons calling the children "fascists in training" so spare me the protestations that that the radical moonbattery in the Vagina Donkey Party is some "shocking swerve" like 1998 Vince Russo is penning it for the WWF.

You get what you vote for, and despite my foster family being hammered by it because of their idiot neighbors yes Vaginia your neighbors *are* that retarded.

Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 05:58 PM (MUJd1)

116
Well, well, according to the top of the Daily Mail, Commie Mamdani's mother is in the Epstein files, spending some time at Ghislaine's place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:58 PM (w6EFb)

117 23 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

Nice work! Thank you Pixy!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (QGaXH)

118 >>> 80 Point of order: are we 100% positive that Virgina voters actually elected her?
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 30, 2026 05:52 PM (24ME/)

I can think of several Virginians who I know did not vote for this cvnt, and besides, she's see eye ay.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (ULPxl)

119 They are going to have to get serious as in that busting the code and the doxxers wasn't even and en garde.

Stop all foreign money. The hard way if necessary.
Arrest and forbid the takers obtaining public office-ever.
Stop all local grafters - Soros and the like, NGOs.
Arrest and forbid the takers for holding office.

If this isn't done soon you can bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (rarFa)

120 Also, hey Star Trekkers. I’m convinced that the writers named James KIRK after James COOK, one of the greatest maritime explorers in history.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (77rzZ)

121 If you go for a walk I’ll tax your feet……
- G. Harrison

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (yw3eV)

122 A Zahui always pays his debts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (wBaIH)

123
Saw another video of a woman in Virginia bitching about her electric bill going from $200 per month to $620 per month, which is more than her car payment. She looks like an AWFL so no doubt she voted for this.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (IifOV)

124 Spongeburger is the one who said that she hates Virginians, and they couldn't wait to line up and vote for her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (PYyV9)

125 114 Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (g47mK)

The Virginians I spoke with last month in person feel like Sears leaned too much into her identity and never quite got around to pointing out how Squad adjacent Spannerberger was....

I also think they underestimated how true believer their democrat neighbors really are on the sexual deviancy bit.

Add in the PRIDE the democrats showed in backing Jones despite the murder fantasies and perversely momentum was on team D's side partially because of the shutdown.

Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (MUJd1)

126 Well, well, according to the top of the Daily Mail, Commie Mamdani's mother is in the Epstein files, spending some time at Ghislaine's place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:58 PM (w6EFb)

*types* *deletes comment on Ghidlane's huge, evil rack*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

127 >>>I don't subscribe to the "they voted for it" narrative until I see the actual metrics... and those, for whatever reason are not widely publicized even though I'm sure they're out there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Every election 'they' won, this century, was fraudulent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (rarFa)

128 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (ULPxl)

I know three that didn't vote for her , but they live near the NC border. Farming family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (oT1li)

129 I don't subscribe to the "they voted for it" narrative until I see the actual metrics... and those, for whatever reason are not widely publicized even though I'm sure they're out there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (jtM2q)
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I have given this some thought and I have come down on the side of the voters are fucking retards rather than some massive amount of voter fraud. I'm willing to be proven wrong but I would also not bet against myself.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (5aZAZ)

130 >>> 123
Saw another video of a woman in Virginia bitching about her electric bill going from $200 per month to $620 per month, which is more than her car payment. She looks like an AWFL so no doubt she voted for this.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (IifOV)

"What did you think de-carbonization looked like?"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (ULPxl)

131 123 Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (IifOV)

Correct, and the correct thing to do is to either be silent, or remind them "vote red this fall out of spite."

No door 3.

Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (MUJd1)

132 Nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (W2Pud)

133 Following the 2022 midterm elections, Sears stated in a Fox Business interview that Trump was a "liability" and it was time for a new leader, noted in The Washington Post and ABC News.
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She did this to herself.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (TN0g+)

134 She must share a code of honor with the thieves, murderers. Rapiers. And selling body.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (EyfuW)

135 Personal property tax on electric leaf blowers as well as electric landscaping equipment

______________________________

Where the hell did they pull this from? It's like someone is sitting in a room perusing the Consumer Price Index, and they catch wind of a popular product a lot of people are buying, leading to a new tax to get a piece of the profits.

Two years ago states were outlawing gas powered leaf blowers to encourage the Climate Change nonsense.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (dIske)

136 It is hard to believe the free houses for bureaucrats thing is real. This is the definition of looting the treasury.

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They didn't care.. They hated Trump that much


Psalm 7:15-16: "He scoops out a pit and digs it deep, and then falls into the hole he has made. His mischief recoils upon his own head; his violence comes down on his own skull."

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (a4flb)

137 >>> 129

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I have given this some thought and I have come down on the side of the voters are fucking retards rather than some massive amount of voter fraud. I'm willing to be proven wrong but I would also not bet against myself.
Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 06:01 PM (5aZAZ)

*sigh*

Posted by: AND at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (ULPxl)

138 Lived there eleven years, turned blue for Obama forever.. Blue cities, red rural areas. Now adopting insane policies, like Illinois (without all the debt,.yet). That's why I'll be leaving Illinois.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (fUDtc)

139 "I have given this some thought and I have come down on the side of the voters are fucking retards rather than some massive amount of voter fraud. I'm willing to be proven wrong but I would also not bet against myself.
Posted by: ballistic"

Those fucking retards on the right didn't show up to vote.
That's all it would take.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

140 Trump never lent support to her , did he.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (g47mK)

141 Point of order: are we 100% positive that Virgina voters actually elected her?

It's not the vote that counts, it's convincing them that their vote counted and, gosh, better luck next time!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (TylIK)

142 Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (MUJd

I don't think they were paying attention then. I'm in Texas and I heard Sears talking how Spasberger was a radical.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (cwGMH)

143 it's been about seven years since I spoke to my batshit crazy sister in Springfield that I am 100% sure voted for the loon new governor. She's on her deceased husband's military pension so I doubt she'll see a raise in that.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (8uzBS)

144 IMO Sears looked good on paper but she was not charismatic enough. Plus, the media hammered her, put up horrendous pics of her, and Spamburglar was baked into the cake. Like Terry McAwful. Wasn't anything going to stop them from putting in their candidate. Plus, NoVA is retarded - it's really DC/MD lite. And VA Beach, Richmond, Hampton Roads, Norfolk all are always going to vote Demoncrat because reasons. Blacks vote Demonrat by and large. Yes, Trump has moved that needle but not here in VA or not from what I could tell.

And friends/old co-workers up in NoVA were all "Trump is evil, blah blah blah" with no proof and never reading or listening to what he was actually saying and doing. TDS and the brain rot runs deep with those types. You are never, ever going to change their mind.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (Q0yOR)

145 111 10 homeless people dead - presumably of hypothermia -in NYC after new Mamdani administration stopped forcing people off the streets - so how is this the 'warmth of collectivism'? Sounds like more rugged individualism..along with criminal negligence...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:57 PM (QGaXH)
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Sounds more like the soulless evil of leftism as it has existed for the last 100+ years.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (5aZAZ)

146 I know some Virginians that didn't vote for any of this shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (0KSrI)

147 61 The voters of virginia deserve what they are going to get good and hard. They either refused to look at her record or they lied to themselves and voted for her and they are going to pay insanely higher taxes. I say good. To paraphrase the good book, you reap what you sow.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (0N4FZ)

It's not just the governor, they voted in a demoncrat legislature to double-down on stoopid!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:04 PM (QGaXH)

148 NOOD

Hell Lay rents Unexpectedly!!! drop.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 06:04 PM (ULPxl)

149 61 The voters of virginia deserve what they are going to get good and hard. They either refused to look at her record or they lied to themselves and voted for her and they are going to pay insanely higher taxes. I say good. To paraphrase the good book, you reap what you sow.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:48 PM (0N4FZ)

Gonna be California the Atlantic....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (QGaXH)

150
1) I bet the Virginia voters couldn't care less about Spanberger's lurch to the left.

2) I also bet she's a gutless captive of the hard left same as Kathy Hochul, same as all of them.

GUTLESS GUTLESS GUTLESS

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (hxCZf)

151 Those fucking retards on the right didn't show up to vote.
That's all it would take.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 06:02 PM (vFG9F)
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Yep. That too.

We, collectively, suck ass at turning out for elections in general, but off-year elections specifically.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (5aZAZ)

152 So, Virginia is getting what the voters wanted good and hard. Lots of stuff on twitter about energy prices. LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 06:05 PM (qFwJc)

153 142 Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 06:03 PM (cwGMH)

We are not normies, and as others pointed out Sears throwing Trump under the bus in 22 did not sit well with her target audience in the rurals.

She was not as retarded as Aftyn Behn....

That's a pretty low bar to hop over.

Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (MUJd1)

154 We, collectively, suck ass at turning out for elections in general, but off-year elections specifically.
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Why is is MY job to go to a movie? Its YOUR job to make a movie so compelling that I CAN'T WAIT to go see it!

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 06:06 PM (TN0g+)

155 64 Also fuck the VA GOP for not finding a better candidate than Winsome Sears. She seems like a nice and good person but holy shit she couldn't campaign her way out of a wet paper bag with a razor blade in both hands. What a useless fucking organization.
Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:49 PM (5aZAZ)

I feel the same way about the California GOP - look who they give us as candidates - TV and radio personalities?

Last guy who pulled that off successfully in California was Ronald Reagan. I don't consider Ah-nold a successful Governor nor a real Republican.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (QGaXH)

156 James O'Keefe@JamesOKeefeIII
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We go LIVE tomorrow at 1 PM with our full video report of hidden camera footage from inside the mob.

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The NGO money is there, the Unionista's are there
BUT the majority of people there are TRUE BELIEVERS.

In a middle class neighborhood, all white, not that old. Hanson's got an article out, Minnesota
is the new South Carolina.

We need Andrew Jacksonian to kick some butt. Now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 06:09 PM (rarFa)

157 Winsome-Sears was one of the few donations I made this past cycle. I recall in 2010 I had 10 candidates I supported financially. Star Parker was the only one that didn't make it.

was thoroughly disappointed in Nikki Haley, didn't really like Rubio until now so that one washed, the rest were fairly solid out of the box

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (8uzBS)

158 68 Everybody kept telling them what would happen, but they just had to get them some of that moderate democrat.
Posted by: Clay at January 30, 2026 05:50 PM (y7KMV)

Everybody's saying she campaigned as a moderate and once in power ripped the mask off and went 'bwaa-ha-ha-ha'!

No - stupids - this IS a 'moderate democrate'.

Don't vote for people with the letter 'D' after their name!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (QGaXH)

159 eh...Rand Paul is in there...

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (8uzBS)

160 The new tax bills are pushing for a tax on all of the following areas:

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There is no tax on urination and defecation?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:10 PM (0Eh0f)

161 Personal property tax on electric leaf blowers as well as electric landscaping equipment

Not that I was worried about killing Gaia, but tired of replacing fuel lines because of ethanol contamination in the fuel, I migrated from gas powered to buying Echo X Series Battery systems.

Kind of nice not having to futz with gasoline, oil, noise, hot engines, winterizing, etc. just slap a battery on and go do it.

Motors are MUCH quieter than two-stroke anything. But $1600 for back-pack Mexican bagpipe is pretty obscene. Then they want to slap taxes on it. And if you don't do yard maintenance, slap fines.

They hate human flourishing.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:12 PM (a4flb)

162 I know it's hard for you to believe, but this is what most Americans want. People will be flocking to move to Virginia like crazy now. Gonna need to build a wall to keep people out!

Posted by: Sid at January 30, 2026 06:12 PM (XXghx)

163 Winsome-Sears was one of the few donations I made this past cycle.

Her campaign was miserable. Why vote for Winsome-Sears? Because she is black and wants to be known for being black and having a high elected office while being black.

Basically vote for Winsome-Sears because she is black.

That is pretty damned selfish reason to run - insecurities and vanity.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (a4flb)

164 I hate ethanol in gas and I'm pissed a Navarro justifying ethanol as a place to dump corn liquor when China doesn't buy our corn.

I say let China find another source and we'll eat the corn that is left. Quit with the ethanol.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:15 PM (8uzBS)

165 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

Does that mean we shifted alternate timelines again? Maybe the one where you guys know how to make that killer Mac & Cheese? Because hint I really liked than one hint.

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (ciYHQ)

166 Why vote for Winsome-Sears?

Spanburger was the only reason.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (8uzBS)

167 Democrats have to tax to keep from running out of other people's money

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)

168 A gal also waiting there checked the Farcebook page for the office - all those lovely folks were on strike in support of ICE resistance.

I am now praying every one of those lovely folks are checking out the options at "Jobs-r-us" on Monday.
Posted by: moki
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Complain to Gov. and State Reps/Senators. Pretty responsive in Arkansas due to term limits.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 06:17 PM (2swu2)

169 Zero chance the guy holding the origin of the money hose is only getting 12000 while sending 130,000.

Absolutely zero.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+)

170 Last guy who pulled that off successfully in California was Ronald Reagan. I don't consider Ah-nold a successful Governor nor a real Republican.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 06:07 PM (QGaXH)

Don't sell him short, by CA GOPe standards he was the second coming of Christ himself. A one term pause in the power dive to death and destruction was very welcome.

A little while later the CA GOPe committed collective suicide to make sure it never happened again.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:29 PM (8avO+)

171 Ethanol is not going away. All the companies are tooled for it. It's baked in the cake. It will be easier to let diesel be diesel cut the blue bottle and let Toyota or whomever have a go at it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 06:40 PM (rarFa)

172 I’m convinced that the writers named James KIRK after James COOK, one of the greatest maritime explorers in history.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (77rzZ)
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Actually, it was the other way around.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)

173 Don't forget all the violations of the 2d Amendment she and the legislature will be signing into law. And the one about not being allowed to verify eligibility for federal funds.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (Cphwz)

174 Just want to say a quick word of thanks to the VA GOP who gave us… Winless Smears and…

The Trump voters who can’t be bothered to vote if the ballot isn’t orange.

Posted by: SMFH at January 30, 2026 08:28 PM (1/hwe)

Epstein Docs: Bill Gates Sought Secret Antibiotics to Slip His Wife So She Wouldn't Know He'd Given Her an STD He Got from Epstein's Hookers

Nice.

Nice.

It look like you're trying to cure an STD....


Posted by: Clippy

See below the jump


Also, NBD, but Epstein gave top Obama advisor and Democrat operative Kathryn Ruemmler a $10,000 handbag.

That's not bribery, right?

'OH MY GOD!!!!! I am dying': Jeffrey Epstein Showered Obama White House Counsel Kathryn Ruemmler With Gifts, Including $9,400 Hermes Handbag and Four Seasons Spa Treatment, Emails Show

Ruemmler, who told CNN Epstein never 'compensated' her, accepted the gifts years after Epstein's sex crimes were public knowledge

Chuck Ross and Collin Anderson
January 30, 2026

Former Obama White House counsel Kathryn Ruemmler has attempted to downplay a steady drip of revelations about her relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by claiming he never "compensated" her. Newly released emails, however, show the convicted sex criminal showered Ruemmler with luxury gifts, including a $9,400 Hermes handbag, an Hermes-branded Apple watch, and a spa treatment package at the Four Seasons Hotel in Washington, D.C., emails reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon show.

The gifts, revealed in documents released Friday by the Department of Justice, came years after allegations of Epstein's sex crimes against children became public knowledge and undercut Ruemmler's attempts to distance herself from Epstein.

Ruemmler, now the top lawyer for Goldman Sachs, has faced intense criticism as troves of Epstein records shed light on her relationship with the sex pest. When CNN reported last month that Ruemmler advised Epstein on media strategies, she told the outlet she "did not represent him and was not compensated by him."

The documents released Friday show otherwise. In emails ranging from 2014 to 2019, Ruemmler routinely corresponded with Epstein's associates to accept gifts or express her gratitude to Epstein. In some cases, she asked for specific items.

The priciest gift likely came in August 2016, when Epstein purchased Ruemmler a $9,400 handbag from the French luxury brand Hermes. Epstein took a particular interest in ensuring Ruemmler received the bag, directing one of his associates, Lesley Groff, to "confirm receipt with Kathy" and "follow up to make sure it happens." When Ruemmler received the bag, she wrote to Groff, "OH MY GOD!!!!! He is in so much trouble!!!! I am dying. It is so beautiful," as Groff relayed to Epstein. Used versions of the same bag--a Jypsiere 31--now sell for around $5,000.

Some two years later, in November 2018, Epstein bought Ruemmler an Hermes edition of the Apple Watch, which retails for $1,300. Emails show that Ruemmler asked for a specific model and watch band and said the gift was "so sweet of Jeffrey!"

"If truly okay with him to do the Hermes, I would love the 40 mm, stainless Hermes with bleu indigo swift leather double tour," Ruemmler wrote at the time. "I'll wear that one every day, whereas the sportier ones I would likely only wear on weekends or when exercising, etc." When Epstein's associate, Groff, relayed the gift to Epstein's accountant, Richard Kahn, Groff wrote, "I knew Kathy would want Hermes." Epstein bought another Apple Watch for Steve Bannon around the same time, according to the emails.

Epstein also appeared to be attuned to Ruemmler's schedule and professional achievements. He booked a "full half day" spa appointment at the Four Seasons Hotel in Georgetown for Ruemmler in August 2016, writing to an associate, "she won her case and needs some pampering." The associate responded with a credit card authorization form and said, "Kathy will go either today or tomorrow she says..." A massage and facial at the luxury hotel can cost upwards of $1,000.

Epstein appeared to provide other gifts of unknown value to Ruemmler. In December 2014, an Epstein associate emailed Ruemmler to inform her that Epstein planned to send his housekeeper to "deliver your ring to you!!" In February 2019, an Epstein associate sent a reminder email to an unidentified individual reading, "Reminder: Bottle of wine and note card to be delivered to Ruemmler today. Let me know once it has been delivered so I can tell Jeffrey."



Meanwhile:

Posted by: Ace at 04:32 PM




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1 Need a shot, doc.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (Kt19C)

2 It look like you're trying to cure an STD....

Posted by: Clippy at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (jGJov)

3 Ah!!!! Italicans!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (kgE5c)

4 Yeah, but where did Bill Gates get those moobs? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (moGJJ)

5 Always that Epstein Island would have the finest entertainment, very clean, very clean girls....
I guess not

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (/lPRQ)

6
Don't look now, but it's Italicans all the way down!

Where's ICE when a blog needs then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:37 PM (xG4kz)

7 Hey Tatiana, you made sure to wash that strap-on thoroughly right? Oh yeah you don't speak English. Well I'm sure it'll be ok...

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (RuMUX)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (LdBR/)

9 Yeah, but this is only limited to Georgia.

/sarc

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (moGJJ)

10 Let those of us who HAVEN'T gotten the clap from Russian prostitutes and sought clandestine medications to keep our wives from finding out cast the first stone

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (HIHJq)

11 It boggles my mind that a purse could be worth
$10, 000. If you want to bribe me or keep me quiet give me money. And no, I've never received a bribe or payoff and can't imagine that I would. I've also had the same crummy black purse for about 10 years because I've never been a fashionista or whatever the equivalent for purses is.

Also, Bill Gates is-creepy, evil weirdo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (7RYym)

12 A freshly minted PFC fresh out of BMT knows to wear protection with a hooker.

I guess that wisdom hasn’t worked its way up to the billionaires class.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (moGJJ)

13
"Really , Melinda, she was just being all handsy with me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (xG4kz)

14 when will the RICO charge hit the dems? The fraud is all over the place. As we all knew.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (8uzBS)

15 >>> Ruemmler, who told CNN Epstein never 'compensated' her, accepted the gifts years after Epstein's sex crimes were public knowledge.

What does her OGE 450 and 1040 say?



Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)

16 That poor Russian prostitute.

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (HIHJq)

17 2 It look like you're trying to cure an STD....
Posted by: Clippy


Probable threadwinner at #2. Well played.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (VHUov)

18
Billy coulda got antibiotics used for fish tanks. Nust saying...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (xG4kz)

19 They should go after that shitbag AG in Michigan. She helped perpetuate voter fraud there.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (moGJJ)

20 and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

Bill, you know that only boys can catch or transmit that STD, right...?

Posted by: Dr. Epstein at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (7kply)

21 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 04:42 PM (0N4FZ)

22 Trump is releasing these Epstein files to distract from the Epstein files.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

23 I'm Wart, Genital Wart. Bill Gate's wart. Not his wart. Not his wart! I'm... I'm the wart. He's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Genital "Wart" Gates. That's what they call me, or Genital Wart Head. They'll call me that. "Genital Wart Head's coming."

Posted by: Genital Wart Gates at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (pbej3)

24 Almost feel sorrow for these people. Sold their souls for dross and will never know the treasures of heaven. They chose poorly.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (ehY6c)

25 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)

26 earlier I was going to post "they released the last batch of epstein docs and there's nothing there" -- to annoy the people claiming there's a cover up of "the client list" and that Patel, Bondi, and Bongino are all in on the cover-up.

You know, Candace Owens listeners.

Anyway, glad I didn't post that.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

27 "a $9,400 handbag from the French luxury brand Hermes."

The dumb-ass things that some people value highly. SMH.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (N8ZBc)

28 Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (moGJJ)

29 Kathryn Ruemmler looks kind of like Kirsten Gillibrand if the latter didn't have a torrid love affair with hohos.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

30 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.

Maybe the hookers stopped offering protection after they reached 15 years old and required that you start using another 12 year old.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

31 Where are all the Bondi haters today?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (moGJJ)

32 26 earlier I was going to post "they released the last batch of epstein docs and there's nothing there" -- to annoy the people claiming there's a cover up of "the client list" and that Patel, Bondi, and Bongino are all in on the cover-up.

You know, Candace Owens listeners.

Anyway, glad I didn't post that.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

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Your restraint is admirable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

33 Russian hookers.....

With Democrats, its always projection

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (WCWLA)

34 Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses.

This will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to keep our lunch down.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

35 "Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses."

In Intel 8080 assembler:
PUSH
POP
PUSH
POP
NOP
NOP
NOP
HLT

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (N8ZBc)

36 I wasn't a fight Epstein had with Gates, Epstein made a draft email for his pal Boris who was Gates's science advisor who was in a difficult situation with Gates.

Apparently it was this Boris, not Epstein, whom Gates asked for the antibiotics to administer to Melinda unknowingly.

In another email dropped today, Epstein asks his pal Ehud Barak with a smiley emoji to tell a Qatari official that Epstein isn't Mossad.

Posted by: TITP at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (r3hkP)

37 Ewwwwwew

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

38 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him

And yet he picked Mrs. Kevin Kline. Sumpin' wrong with that boy...

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (TylIK)

39 >>>Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses.

Oh yeah uhhhhh ohhhh I hope my anti-virus is fully updated ohhhhh

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (RuMUX)

40 23 I'm Wart, Genital Wart. Bill Gate's wart. Not his wart. Not his wart! I'm... I'm the wart. He's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Genital "Wart" Gates. That's what they call me, or Genital Wart Head. They'll call me that. "Genital Wart Head's coming."
Posted by: Genital Wart Gates
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LOL and John Candy too is laughing his ass off somewhere.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (2swu2)

41 I said this in an earlier thread... I was surprised at how genteel Epstein's writing was in his emails, telling Bill to pound sand and that he wouldn't step down from the boards he was on.

I thought the language of a man who kept a painting of Clinton in drag in his house would talk more like Tom Cruise's character in Tropic Thunder. Instead he talked like Charles Augustus Milverton, a Victorian villain scheming blackmail plots before Sherlock Holmes thwarts him.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (gWBY1)

42 This is the quality of our ruling class.

Surreptitiously drugging their wives to cover up their pedophile crotchrot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (BI5O2)

43 They were trying to hide it. The shitlibs are just incompetent.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (SI0IF)

44 I'd like to reexamine the Gates Dossier with the Russian hookers and golden showers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (oT7pT)

45
"WHAT kind of hooker?"

"Russian, Melinda! Honest!"

"I know you'd shoot prematurely, you wad, but WHAT kind of hooker was she? Or was it a he?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (xG4kz)

46 @nicksortor
Here are ALL 12 pages of the indictment against Don Lemon and his co-conspirators
Pretty damning stuff in here

His middle name is actually Renaldo?

Donald Renaldo Lemon. That is as bad as Julia Gulia. No wonder he turned out so messed up.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (gWBY1)

47 I still cannot get past the fact that Epstein was having text conversations with a Democrat congressman during a hearing and it didn't really even cause a scandal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

48 Epstein got the death penalty. If the powers that be want you dead, they will find a way.

Gee the guards just turned their backs for a few minutes....

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (E7+ue)

49 2020 Election shenanigans ...

In a just world, Maricopa County would be next.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (3ZUWJ)

50 Funny things are moving just over 5 years after the 2020 election.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (2ap+5)

51 Can I get out my tinfoil yet?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (AlhUl)

52 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him

As Charlie Sheen put it: you aren't paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave afterward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (PYyV9)

53 Where are all the Bondi haters today?
-
Appreciating the Don Lemon arrest, if that's okay with you.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (vSvIl)

54 Was taking $10k gifts wrong?
Because to be fair nobody told me it was.
-Costanza Defence

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (PHOGh)

55 I'm totally convinced enough fraud happened in GA to swing the election, it would be powerful though if it really could be proven the world and in a courtroom.

I just dont even know what to believe anymore in terms of seeing tweets with examples.

Posted by: Leupold at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (eIzlH)

56 Some of you have put the visual of Bill Gates having sex in my brain and I despise each and every one of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (2UnvF)

57 I still cannot get past the fact that Epstein was having text conversations with a Democrat congressman during a hearing and it didn't really even cause a scandal
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:49 crotch rotation.

It was the USVI delegate. Some crooked black lady, iirc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (BI5O2)

58 Russian bridgw player in her 20s, tried to get epstein to invest 500k in an online bridge platform. He said no. She was introd to bim by Boris Nikolai. Epstein later paid her tuition, at the behest of Gates. So, bridge, russian girl, boris, gates. Not saying she had the clap. Plenty of other russian girls around ....

See article in guardian. May 2023.

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (xj28v)

59 I wonder if Jeffrey Epstein ever slipped antibiotics to Melania unknowingly. Anybody ask the Clintons?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (oT7pT)

60 47 I still cannot get past the fact that Epstein was having text conversations with a Democrat congressman during a hearing and it didn't really even cause a scandal
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

Not a real congressman. Just the non voting, talking kind.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (SI0IF)

61 >>> Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County...

Ackshully, I still don't get why Tulsi was there.
A couple of gunts repeatably feeding the same ballot stacks through does not imply foreign involvement.... Unless they were working for the Russian!!! Or Chyna.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

62 "Alright, you guys are going on R&R. Now you don't wanna take home a souvenir for Mary Jane Rotten crotch, do you. Well the key is as simple as your ABCs, always be careful. Put a raincoat on it. And when you get back, see Doc before you go to sick bay, just in case. Might keep some shit off your record."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (gm9Sb)

63 I guess it shouldn't be shocking that broadly speaking the people getting the wealth, status and power in our society are venal degenerates.

Posted by: They inherit the earth at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (TbWk/)

64 I have no interest in a $10,000 handbag.

I have a few that are a couple hundred bucks and I take care of them and I use them and enjoy carrying them. But a Hermes or LV or Gucci are just coated canvas with leather detailing. And they are made in China or northern Italy with slave labor.

Look at Roots Canada or Portland Leather. Good stuff. Quality made. And I love my Orla Kieley backpack.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (W2Pud)

65 Then: They would never steal an election
Now: They would never wish death on innocents
Next: They would never commit mass murder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (RIvkX)

66 Donald Renaldo Lemon. That is as bad as Julia Gulia. No wonder he turned out so messed up.
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (gWBY1)
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He never got to play "The Countess and the Chauffeur."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (OvMCw)

67 We made it legal to knowingly infect others with AIDS.
Which is attempted murder.
Assemblyfag Weiner pushed that up our keisters and all the Democrats voted for it. After they had their noon orgy.

Posted by: Commiefornia at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (KtOUo)

68
"Dammit, it's just not happening!"

"Got the Blue Balls of Death again, Billy? Here, let Natasha help you coax Little Willy out of the briar patch."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (xG4kz)

69
It look like you're trying to cure an STD....

Posted by: Clippy


Do you mean drippy?

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (m2V8L)

70 If an Epstein email drops in the forest and the MFM doesn't tell anyone, does it matter?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (jc0TO)

71 25 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
_______
Take it from Eric Swalwell. Chinese are safer.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (AlhUl)

72 21 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 04:42 PM (0N4FZ)

That's not how you do any of that.

Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei's Harem Keeper at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (w/O5Q)

73 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.
==
Tbf, there is a non trivial chance she was kgb.

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (xj28v)

74 Now you gotta avoid Russian Hookers AND Melinda Gates.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:53 PM (nqSPo)

75 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
----
He must have failed middle-school health class.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (ESVrU)

76 Bill Gates has absolutely no self control. He's admitted part of his desire to make Americans stop eating beef is because he is obsessed with it and can't stop eating it himself.

He can't control his own beef consumption, and if he is such a genius and can't do it, what hope do the icky peasants have? They must be protected from themselves!
So he is going to ban beef, to save you from the evils of beef.

And he tried to administer drugs overseas to sterilize women, to save them from the evils of unprotected sex, because he cannot control his own sexual behavior.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (gWBY1)

77 Now you gotta avoid Russian Hookers AND Melinda Gates

Both of those seem petty easy to dodge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (PYyV9)

78 2020 lawsuits tweet is like illegal voter fraud discussion with a leftist

There is no fraud.

How do you know?

Because there’s never been any proof.

Nobody has ever investigated. So we should look for evidence then and see if there is proof?

No!

Why?

Because there’s never been any fraud so it’s a waste of time.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (PHOGh)

79 Afternoon, All.

I missed the morning threads due to a medical issue I had early this morning.

I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

80 New Jersey wants to join the New Confederacy and keep Illegals from getting deported

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

81 have a few that are a couple hundred bucks and I take care of them and I use them and enjoy carrying them. But a Hermes or LV or Gucci are just coated canvas with leather detailing. And they are made in China or northern Italy with slave labor.


Chinese working in the Italian leather goods sweatshops mostly were killed off in the initial wave of Sars Covid 2

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (KtOUo)

82 CDC sez: "There were more than 2.2 million reported STIs in 2024, and compared to a decade ago, overall cases are 13% higher; congenital syphilis is nearly 700% higher."

IDNKT! I thought the rates were much much higher than that. Huh.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (N8ZBc)

83 Things I did not need to read today...That image of Bill Gates having sex is not something I want to imagine. Eww. What a screwed up world this is. Stop the world, I want to get off. *cues up Randy Stonehill*

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Q0yOR)

84
Donald Renaldo Lemon


That's mighty raimondo adjacent, fellow hordians

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (xG4kz)

85 Our "betters" are pretty disgusting.

Posted by: DJ at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (uosPt)

86 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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He must have failed middle-school health class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (ESVrU)

Must've gotten abstinence only sex ed in school.

Posted by: Probably not. But it's a funny thought. at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)

87 Bill Gates has always been a weird little shrimpy dude.

Now we have confirmation lol

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (5aZAZ)

88 Melinda Gates is one ugly dude.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (2UnvF)

89 I am still curious about the way Trump has handled this. He claimed to be worried at one point about 'innocent people getting hurt' but all we've seen is embarrassing revelations about leftish figures. So was that all just rope a dope to get the unanimous vote out of Congress to release it all?

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (vSvIl)

90 Bulg...I HAD aFib.
Used a CPAP for a few months.
Last EKG good to go.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (KtOUo)

91
I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

I have AFib.. It's very treatable

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (VE6XX)

92 Bill Gates responded angrily, claiming it is all fiction. Epstein, he says, made it all up.

Melinda could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (qYucH)

93 Poor girls. So sordid and gross.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (wGerL)

94 I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg
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May the Lord extend his mercy and healing toward your condition.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:57 PM (2swu2)

95 Bulg that is tough

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)

96
Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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He must have failed middle-school health class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I fo recall reading sometime in the past that the Gates parental units were huge backers of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (xG4kz)

97 Prayers sent up for you Bulg. DX with afib 7 years gone and I feel fine, with meds. Walking is beneficial.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (ehY6c)

98 "Melinda Gates is one ugly dude."

Melinda and Bill had the perfect meet-cute: his glasses were always scuzzy, and she would often gently remove and clean them for him. Tender moments.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (N8ZBc)

99 Bill Gates, all oiled up and having sex, glasses on, ala Lumbergh:

You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (wVcYX)

100 >> New Jersey wants to join the New Confederacy and keep Illegals from getting deported

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

I hope I get to meet Tom Homan

Posted by: DJ at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (uosPt)

101 It depends on the what definition of "steal" is.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (AlhUl)

102 What’s the point of humiliating ex-Gates?

Posted by: Joe at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (Uy/WF)

103 89 I am still curious about the way Trump has handled this. He claimed to be worried at one point about 'innocent people getting hurt' but all we've seen is embarrassing revelations about leftish figures. So was that all just rope a dope to get the unanimous vote out of Congress to release it all?
Posted by: Methos
========
Brer Rabbit in the briar patch says Hi.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (2swu2)

104 Melinda Gates is one ugly dude.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (2UnvF)
*****
Seen Sen. Schumer's?

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (KtOUo)

105 79 Prayers up, my friend. It's very treatable. You should be good to go soonest.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (Q0yOR)

106 No straining on the toilet!

Posted by: Bulg's Holter Monitor at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

107 94 Amen.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (N8ZBc)

108 USAA just dropped me a love note saying New Jersey made a regulatory change and therefore they have to raise the rates on my umbrella policy...checks notes...

Oh yeah, 40 %. "On average" across the state.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (qYucH)

109 79 Bulg, pro tip. When I had to wear a Holter Monitor I made the mistake of going to the library and the bank. Results from the monitor were rather scrambled, and the nurse and tech felt it may have been from going through the detectors at the bank and library. They weren't sure, but the next time around, avoiding detectors, the tests weren't messed up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (gm9Sb)

110 I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

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Absolutely. I had post-op AFib and it was concerning but the beta blockers were great.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (2ap+5)

111 Having bugs is kind of a tradition at Microsoft.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (1iXwP)

112 Boris Nikolai was a member of tbe gates foundation. Harvard md. Did not practice. A bioscience investor. Also close to.Epstein. he was named a backup executor of epsteins estate in the will!

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (xj28v)

113 71 25 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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Take it from Eric Swalwell. Chinese are safer.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (AlhUl)

Of course you are correct. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bun Sen, Lead Reseearcher at South Wuhan Veneral Disease Laboratory and Gay Pangolin Dating Service at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (w/O5Q)

114
Hermes-branded Apple watch



Really? That's some typical AWFL cheap-assed shit. If she had any class, she would have insisted on something like an Omega. Even the current Rolex watches (despite recent rumors about partial Chinese manufacturing).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)

115 Bill Gates had to pay women to suck on his moobs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (IDEQi)

116 Brer Rabbit in the briar patch says Hi.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (2swu2)
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Some of us saw this coming from the get-go.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

117 111 I laughed.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (Q0yOR)

118 Will that 100K commie database be made public?

Inquiring revanchists want to know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (BI5O2)

119 I missed the morning threads due to a medical issue I had early this morning.

I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

That sucks. The good news is there is a multitude of treatment options. Good vibes your way.

Posted by: Heart literally aquiver at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (TbWk/)

120 79 Afternoon, All.

I missed the morning threads due to a medical issue I had early this morning.

I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)
______
May the Lord bless you.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (AlhUl)

121 I don't know what thread to ask this in...is anyone going to see the Melania movie in theaters?

Amazon paid for it, I plan to just see it when it streams on Prime. But I also don't want the libs to have the narrative of "Look at that Eastern European white trash Melania, her movie bombed! MAGA is falling!" Because I know they will. Never mind most documentaries don't make a lot of money.

Conversely, footage of Mamdami during his campaign was filmed, and is being turned into a documentary. And I'm sure dems will treat this as essential viewing for any good lib, like Fahrenheit 9/11 and Inconvenient Truth were. If you don't see it you are racist.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (gWBY1)

122 I’ll take a different track. I have some empathy for Gates. The man makes some dumb mistakes and it cost him dearly. I get he’s been involved in some left wing stuff. But he’s one of those people whose dna makes him sometimes chase unusual or strange ideas. Yeah he’s got a billion or whatever. But that doesn’t make up for what these things take from you personally. I wish the man well. Maybe he can make up for it in other ways.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (LLQU7)

123 Bulg a prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (RIvkX)

124 sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses."

Glasses?

Sweaty asses...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (XuXeR)

125 63 I guess it shouldn't be shocking that broadly speaking the people getting the wealth, status and power in our society are venal degenerates.
Posted by: They inherit the earth
========
Race between the Lords of the Universe and the poor in degeneracy. The permanent poor often don't care about their behavior and the rich have enough wealth as insulation to behave the same way.

There is a reason that Alfred P. Doolittle wants to be saved from the trap of Middle Class Morality.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (2swu2)

126 Sure, I could use a condom but, hey, when will I ever be in Haiti again? Ha, ha.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (jc0TO)

127 I want to know how Bill gave his wife antibiotics "secretly." I realize this is not the point, but I have questions. Maybe he screwed up and gave her testosterone instead, as she looks a bit manly to me.It would be difficult, unless in liquid form and still icky, to sneak her antibiotics. Maybe he gave her injections after he knocked her out at night.

A walloping meatloaf of news today!

The "walloping meatloaf" is in memory of my brother, who used to send me thick letters in college that were hilarious...knowing I hated our mother's meatloaf with the texture of a sponge. This is what he called his letters to me.

We never did figure out what on earth she did to the meatloaf (he watched me pretend to eat it while covering it or putting in a paper napkin).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)

128 Hermes, Herpes ? What's the big deal?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (NtVYv)

129 So not only is it microsoft, but drippy.


Ol' drippy Gates.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (1iXwP)

130 Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg"

Done.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (XuXeR)

131 Karen Rheummler, eh? Sounds nice.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (yw3eV)

132
Stop the presses! Bombshell news! Bill Gates is a degenerate asshole!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (tgvbd)

133 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (qYucH)

134 I have AFib.. It's very treatable
Posted by: It's me donna

That's what I understand, so that's what I'm hoping it is.

And thank you for all the well-wishes and prayers.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

135 >>>Bill Gates had to pay women to suck on his moobs

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Was he lactating in those tender moments?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (oT7pT)

136 I also have questions as to how Epstein knew about everyone's penis. I thought normal men don't look at urinals.

I am thinking orgies and every day is the summer of love at Pedo Island.

I should go be productive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (WONhk)

137
Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)




Double-rubbers, and always piss after being with a hooker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (y9nCu)

138 I wish the man well. Maybe he can make up for it in other ways.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Guy harassed female employees for years at Microsoft, sex party addict, purposefully gave sterilizing vaxxes to unwitting Third Worlders, and was involved in the great Covid scam.

Frankly, the only empathy I have left for Gates is that he needs to publicly confess his sins and go somewhere where the rest of us never hear of him again.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (2swu2)

139 There is a reason that Alfred P. Doolittle wants to be saved from the trap of Middle Class Morality.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (2swu2)

Wif a li'l bit o' bloomin' luck.

Posted by: Blimey guv'ner! at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)

140 Melinda looked good when she was 19. Hey nineteen

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (NtVYv)

141 This thread delivers.

Horrible, terrible images but it DOES deliver.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (Q0yOR)

142 I should go be productive."

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (XuXeR)

143 133 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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LOL. You gotta point there.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (2swu2)

144 USAA just dropped me a love note saying New Jersey made a regulatory change and therefore they have to raise the rates on my umbrella policy...checks notes...

Oh yeah, 40 %. "On average" across the state.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (qYucH)
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Allstate just sent us a letter they "miscalculated" the premium due for house insurance.

The mistake was they did not charge us enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (RIvkX)

145
Let's also put some perspective on that "$9,400 Hermes bag". This was during the Kenyan Muslim's fake presidency. That means using today's massively devalued currency (thank's vegetable Joe), that bag was probably worth the equivalent of $20,000.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

146 Bill was still having sex w Melinda!?!
EEEEWWWWW

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (W7fvb)

147 Virginia Democrats propose dog walking and grooming tax

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 05:06 PM (GITLP)

148 LOL. You gotta point there"

Hey, that's our job!

/logitech

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:06 PM (XuXeR)

149 Let's also put some perspective on that "$9,400 Hermes bag". This was during the Kenyan Muslim's fake presidency. That means using today's massively devalued currency (thank's vegetable Joe), that bag was probably worth the equivalent of $20,000.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

What's the difference between Hermes and Herpes ?

Herpes is free.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)

150 I think there's a fungus among us.

Posted by: Bill Gate's Rancid Dick at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (jtM2q)

151 Melinda posts infrequently on twitter, I'm seeing. But she did post in support of the Twin City twits that hot themselves killed tangling with ICE recently. One snippet:

"No one in the United States should ever have to fear losing their life for taking peaceful, principled action in support of their beliefs."

Scrolls down to September - no mention of the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Rex B at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (GI9/m)

152 Herpes is free."

Nope. $20, same as...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (XuXeR)

153 Epstein probably knew about every guys penis because he had secret cameras all over his island, ranch and townhouse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (IDEQi)

154 Damn, Bill. That's fucking hilarious.

One of the richest men alive and he passes an STD on to his wife, then has to ask thr guy who provided the sex slave what to do. Stupid motherfucker with money.

That is something Hunter might do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

155 Oh, Bulg. If you do in fact suffer from Afib they might want to put you on a blood thinner. If it's Warfarin, discuss alternatives and there are many out there nowadays. Warfarin (Coumadin) requires a lot of dietary restrictions and frequent blood work. I got lucky and keep my INR under control with an Aspirin regimen (also for pain relief) and a little booze (doc nods head in approval).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (gm9Sb)

156 I’ll take a different track. I have some empathy for Gates.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (LLQU7)
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I have none. The guy is a Bond-style supervillain, despises the poor, wants to eradicate 90% of humanity all because he made big bucks in the early days of tech and has set himself up as a demigod of wisdom ever since. Reaping what he sowed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Some of us saw this coming from the get-go.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Take a bow. But others were just so sure that they would get Trump or get Mossad from those Epstein documents when every bit of direct evidence pointed the other way.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (2swu2)

158 Mister Scott: "with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y."

I kinda assume any and all professional P is a biohazardous forbidden zone - even the "Certified Clean" stamped ones. Thing is, if he didn't go professional, his legal liability was going to the moon. And not our local Moon. We're talking a moon of Uranus.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (gLikB)

159 Bill Gates gave his wife Star Trek: Discovery?

The monster!!!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (f1kZG)

160 143 133 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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LOL. You gotta point there.
Posted by: whig

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Probably closer to Windows 3.0

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (1iXwP)

161 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"
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Shut it down. Winner.

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (xj28v)

162 "Where are all the Bondi haters today?"

They switched to team "tehran tucker" qtaralson. Pay is better.

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (89Sog)

163 147 Virginia Democrats propose dog walking and grooming tax
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 05:06 PM (GITLP)

Of course they do. They're like the tax man in the Popeye movie.

The Tax Man: Well, first of all, there's 17¢ new-in-town tax, and there's 45¢ rowboat-under-the-wharf tax, and one dollar leaving-your-junk-lying-around-the-wharf tax, so all together, you owe the Commodore $1.87.
Popeye: Uh, who's this Commodore?
The Tax Man: Is that the nature of question? There's a nickel question tax.

Posted by: If you take a walk I'll tax your feet at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

164 154 Damn, Bill. That's fucking hilarious.

One of the richest men alive and he passes an STD on to his wife, then has to ask thr guy who provided the sex slave what to do. Stupid motherfucker with money.

That is something Hunter might do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I think Hunter would also want a good pegging followed by a crack session with his underage niece. Dunno if Billy Gates is into that or not.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (2swu2)

165 The true lifestyles of the rich and famous

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (0KSrI)

166 Epstein probably knew about every guys penis because he had secret cameras all over his island, ranch and townhouse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (IDEQi)
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He might even have made them to a short arm inspection as part of the humiliating initiation ritual.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)

167 Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

Will keep you in prayer. A nurse in the congregation I serve has been treated with AFIB with some kind of meds and it's under control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (guLpK)

168 >>> The man makes some dumb mistakes and it cost him dearly.

Karma is a b***. And he makes more than dumb mistakes.

"Since the early 2000s, the Global Alliance for Vaccines and Immunizations (Gavi), Global Health Innovative Technology Fund and PATH, all heavily funded by the Gates Foundation, have been distributing vaccines
and drugs to vulnerable populations in Africa and India. In 2010, the Gates Foundation funded experimental malaria and meningitis vaccine trials across Africa and HPV vaccine programs in India. All of these programs resulted in numerous deaths and injuries, with accounts of
forced vaccinations and uninformed consent. Ultimately, these health campaigns, under the guise of saving lives, have relocated large scale clinical trials of untested or unapproved drugs to developing markets where administering drugs is less regulated and cheaper.
With the revelation of such abuses, the shortcomings of the current accountability regime for NGOs must be addressed in two critical areas: monitoring projects and monitoring potential influences and exploitation between donors and NGOs."

https://digitalcommons.law.ggu.edu
/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1205&
context=annlsurvey

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (gWBY1)

169 I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg

I'll pray for you Bulg, but concerned. There's a Reptile Zoo near me and those monitors are big. Look bitey, too.

Posted by: Tommy Turtle at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (oftw2)

170 got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

Prayers that all will be well.

I wore my holter for two days in November. Saw the cardiologist PA a week ago and was told my rhythm, while abnormal, is no big deal. But, as I knew, I need to lose wt and try to behave.

All will be well. It will. You've had stress and that can make my rhythm go bonkers (in 2005). Went through the mill and the diagnosis was: stress.

If you do have a-fib it is easily treated.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (WONhk)

171 155 Oh, Bulg. If you do in fact suffer from Afib they might want to put you on a blood thinner. If it's Warfarin, discuss alternatives and there are many out there nowadays. Warfarin (Coumadin) requires a lot of dietary restrictions and frequent blood work. I got lucky and keep my INR under control with an Aspirin regimen (also for pain relief) and a little booze (doc nods head in approval).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (gm9Sb)

Warfarin sucks.. I take Eliquis... No dietary restrictions.. Trouble is it's $500 dollars a month. My Doctor hooked me up with a Canadian pharmacy... $40 dollars a month...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

172 89 I am still curious about the way Trump has handled this. He claimed to be worried at one point about 'innocent people getting hurt' but all we've seen is embarrassing revelations about leftish figures. So was that all just rope a dope to get the unanimous vote out of Congress to release it all?
Posted by: Methos

no it was Trump listening to stupid Bibi who was worried about Israel connections coming out from the Epstein files.

now we've got dozens of DOJ attorneys working on redacting and releasing the Epstein files instead of working on urgent Minnesota, election fraud, etc matters.

if Trump had stuck to his original plan they could have dribbled the files out when they had time along with UFO files and everything else he promised transparency on.

but deciding to simply withhold the files prompted a backlash in Congress and the media/democraps claiming Trump was trying to protect his own doings with Epstein

Posted by: TITP at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (r3hkP)

173 I also have questions as to how Epstein knew about everyone's penis. I thought normal men don't look at urinals.


There are other ways. For example, by saying "this water's deep", one can prompt the unwary into revealing that it is also cold.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (Riz8t)

174 No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on.

Posted by: Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, Sexual Wellness Experts at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (rMeLE)

175 My heart was racing like crazy when I was in bed this morning, but the worst part was when I got up, my legs were too weak to support my weight. The doc speculated that it was because my legs weren't getting enough blood.

It took me a couple of attempts to navigate the maybe 10 feet from the bed to the stairs, where I clung tight to the railing. And then I had to brace myself with my arm against the bathroom wall behind the toilet when I inevitably had to pee. Fortunately, the living room couch is right next to the bathroom.

Pounding heart is unpleasant, but falls scare the shit out of me. Fortunately, I did not fall between the bedroom and the couch.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

176 Turley: We did not see evidence of widespread fraud in the 2020 election.


Are you fucking kidding me?! Any sentient human being could see the evidence.

Posted by: Butch at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (98xTj)

177 What's the difference between Hermes and Herpes ?

Herpes is free.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)
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The gift that keeps on giving...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (ESVrU)

178 Epstein tapes on CSPAN stat!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (YlWIZ)

179
Where did this hooker tell Bill about his "problem"?

At the buffet of the Harrow Club, perhaps?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (xG4kz)

180 Bill Gates responded angrily, claiming it is all fiction. Epstein, he says, made it all up.


Honestly, Epstein seems like a really malicious guy so it wouldn't surprise me if that were true.

Melinda looked good when she was 19.

Yeah but they almost all do.

And thank you for all the well-wishes and prayers.

Definitely God be with you. I had it for a while and it was sugar-related, seems to have gone away unless I really, really push things too far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (PYyV9)

181 I'm a bookkeepers son...

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (TN0g+)

182 Take a bow. But others were just so sure that they would get Trump or get Mossad from those Epstein documents when every bit of direct evidence pointed the other way.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (2swu2)
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It never made any sense. As Trump himself said, "If they have anything on me, you would have heard about it in 2016." Irrefutable logic, but logic is increasingly optional.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Oh, and Bulg, the two times I recorded anything in my diary were not heart related, but I thought my agitation might trigger something exciting.

I have mild allergies to adhesives and at night I went bonkers, applied OTC steroid cream around the adhesive and took a Benedryl vs ripping it off of me shrieking.

I was asked about this as it did not trigger anything, my agitation.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)

184 If you do have a-fib it is easily treated.

Hot iron.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (Kt19C)

185 Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County, and it is mind-blowing.

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Director of National Asskicking?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (0Eh0f)

186 It look like you're trying to cure an STD....


Posted by: Clippy
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I LOVE THIS PLACE!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (xvV+O)

187 Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

You got it! Take care of yourself.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (XPM1I)

188 So, so many liars. That bit about Gates and his STDs has to be so embarrassing. Let's hope he's forever branded by it the way Geraldo never recovered after Capone's vault.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (qBdHI)

189 Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (77rzZ

That does sound scary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (guLpK)

190 The Russian hooker was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (rMeLE)

191 Somalia is the Gaza Nueva. Whattaya mean closing time?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (YlWIZ)

192 185 Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County, and it is mind-blowing.

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The statute of limitations has expired?

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (2ap+5)

193 It never made any sense. As Trump himself said, "If they have anything on me, you would have heard about it in 2016." Irrefutable logic, but logic is increasingly optional.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The left and the fever swamps on the Right join together in not making sense. I go to a few such sites from time to time to hear their latest idiotic takes and I see where a few commenters here get their talking points here.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (2swu2)

194 While I try not to think of Bill Gates either nekkid or having sex with anything, when I saw photos of that wheelchair scientist Hawking, I was creeped out forevermore.

I can't even look at him. I know he's dead and all that, but I speak the truth. Stuff of nightmares! I wonder if he got an STD, if so, probably made him happy! Blergh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (WONhk)

195 This means Bill was able to get it up for Melinda. That's some serious sex drive.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (wGerL)

196 Pounding heart is unpleasant, but falls scare the shit out of me. Fortunately, I did not fall between the bedroom and the couch.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Fair warning, some of the prayers you get will come from Catholics. Side effects may including wanting to say a Hail Mary or an unexplained desire to read Tolkien.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (ZOv7s)

197 Bulg, ask Dr Web about doing a valsalva to slow down the heart rate. Might help kick your heart back into a normal heart rate. Like hold your breath and bear down as in a bowel movement to bring you back to a normal rate. Works for me.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (ehY6c)

198
>>>Bill Gates had to pay women to suck on his moobs
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Does he have underarm moobs?

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (Qd1DT)

199 The statute of limitations has expired?
Posted by: Oglebay

Nope, doesn't work that way. Tolling is a concept that a lot of law students fail to get but it is a VERY complicated matter not found in most statutory law. Has to do with when the clock starts for the statute of limitation and part of that is when an continuing conspiracy hides the facts on purpose. That means the clock starts running when disclosure happens.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (2swu2)

200
Bill Gates needs to just lay low for a while, a few years maybe. Or the rest of his life. Just go dig a hole and hide in it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (w6EFb)

201 194 While I try not to think of Bill Gates either nekkid or having sex with anything

Lol. Good point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (guLpK)

202 >>> Bill Gates gave his wife Star Trek: Discovery?

OT, I am loving all the Youtube videos mocking the new Star Trek "Star Trek meets Hogwarts" show, they are hilarious.

People have pointed out that previous Starfeet captains and leaders are aspirational. You WANT to be like Kirk, Picard, Sisko, etc. In the new one, Holly Hunter makes the acting choice to make it impossible for her character to sit in a chair properly.

(Insert TNG face palm meme)

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (gWBY1)

203 Oh, Bulg. If you do in fact suffer from Afib they might want to put you on a blood thinner. If it's Warfarin, discuss alternatives and there are many out there nowadays. Warfarin (Coumadin) requires a lot of dietary restrictions and frequent blood work. I got lucky and keep my INR under control with an Aspirin regimen (also for pain relief) and a little booze (doc nods head in approval).
Posted by: bill in arkansas

My wife takes a blood thinner because of a heart attack she had several years ago. Every time she bumps her head just a little bit, she's afraid of brain bleed.

No thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

204 Oh oh, Ace blew up the blog again


Not a nood, a whiteout.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (1iXwP)

205
Bill Gates looks like a guy who's under a restraining order to stay a mile away from any school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (tgvbd)

206 I think the main page went boom again. Not loading for anybody else?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (XvL8K)

207 Not a nood, a whiteout.

I prefer the gray mode

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (PYyV9)

208 Director of National Asskicking?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (0Eh0f)
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I saw a report that she's crashing the national conference for the Secretaries of State, so she can tell them all what's coming. Should be fun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

209
Social distance, Bill. Stay 6' away from the Russian pee-whores.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (w6EFb)

210 204 Oh oh, Ace blew up the blog again


Not a nood, a whiteout.
Posted by: bob
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Once is by accident, twice is by enemy action, three times or more, Ace.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (2swu2)

211 Uh oh. Wasn't me!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (PVV5z)

212 Oh oh, Ace blew up the blog again"

It's the Windows Time Machine

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

213 10 Let those of us who HAVEN'T gotten the clap from Russian prostitutes and sought clandestine medications to keep our wives from finding out cast the first stone

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My aunt found out her ex husband was cheating on her when the doctor told her she had gonorrhea. She told the doctor but I only been with my husband...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (Wnqw0)

214 Bill Gates: the REAL Russian collusion!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (gWBY1)

215 Mind if I hang out here for a while? The lobby is a little bare at the moment.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (CwhoI)

216 I prefer the gray mode"

Grey. Heathens.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (XuXeR)

217 200
Bill Gates needs to just lay low for a while, a few years maybe. Or the rest of his life. Just go dig a hole and hide in it.
Posted by: publius
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That is the sort of person that only Bill Gates and the Lord himself can fix. But pride is a cardinal sin so Billy won't do it most likely.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2swu2)

218 Social distance, Bill. Stay 6' away from the Russian pee-whores.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (w6EFb)
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Him wanting to use prostitutes makes perfect sense. He's a control freak, and already got taken to the cleaners once.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (ZOv7s)

219 Is anyone gonna email him?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (1iXwP)

220 >> Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (2swu2)

Hater.

lol.

There are a lot of people I’d like to duct tape to a metal chair, baste with an acetylene torch and throw down the fire stairs. He’s pretty low on that list.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (LLQU7)

221 CDC sez: "There were more than 2.2 million reported STIs in 2024, and compared to a decade ago, overall cases are 13% higher; congenital syphilis is nearly 700% higher."

IDNKT! I thought the rates were much much higher than that. Huh.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM


I recall having to spend $10 to get tested for syphilis before the county would issue us a marriage license back in 1980. If you had a positive result you could not get a license until you got treated and had two negative tests. All of that was at your own expense.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)

222 Bill Gates hacked Ace of Spades!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (PD1kJ)

223 It's back!!! Time glitch healed on blog.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (2swu2)

224 Tousi > Tulsi

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (RIvkX)

225 AOS got hit hit with a bombcyclone of snow. It's the Day After Tomorrow, climate change . Won't someone think of Ace

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (IDEQi)

226 Someone fire up the Pixy signal...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (XuXeR)

227 The statute of limitations has expired?
Posted by: Oglebay

Nope, doesn't work that way. Tolling is a concept that a lot of law students fail to get but it is a VERY complicated matter not found in most statutory law. Has to do with when the clock starts for the statute of limitation and part of that is when an continuing conspiracy hides the facts on purpose. That means the clock starts running when disclosure happens.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (2swu2)

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And my understanding is that active cover-ups are also considered part of the conspiracy -- and thus start the clock ticking anew with each successive instance.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (0Eh0f)

228 If anyone deserved a $9400 Hermes bag, it was the poor hooker(s) who got assigned to Bill Gates. Blech!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (qBdHI)

229 I'm thinking Bill Gates wiped out the main page. Maybe he's a lurker with festering boner?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (oT7pT)

230 Global Cooling is so intense, the entire blog has been eradicated by glaciers.

Posted by: Zombie Al Gore at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (PD1kJ)

231 Lady in Black: "Let's hope he's forever branded by it the way Geraldo never recovered after Capone's vault."

I kinda thought it was Katrina Cannibalism reportage that did him in. Whatever. Glad he's disappeared.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (gLikB)

232 And my understanding is that active cover-ups are also considered part of the conspiracy -- and thus start the clock ticking anew with each successive instance.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (0Eh0f)
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I think they were trying to run out the clock in some way, but this opens up a massive can of worms just in time for the midterms.

But nothing ever happens.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

233 They insist on donating AIDS infected blood, they decriminalized that, too.

The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene. Fauci was up to his balls in that shit too, apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (04lxq)

234 Good luck, Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

235 I have really good leather and suede purses and shoes. I would rather die than wear faux leather plether anything.

None cost more than $100 and have lasted decades. I would never want an expensive Hermes anything as I am not to be labeled. #Freebird!

Was the lawyuh paid to keep quiet? Or was she simply a loose cannon on the prowl for stuff? I am confused about her. I think to keep quiet or an intermediary to Obungo?

Give me the $10k instead, thanks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:25 PM (WONhk)

236 They insist on donating AIDS infected blood, they decriminalized that, too.

The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene. Fauci was up to his balls in that shit too, apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (04lxq)
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Weird how the need for anonymous buggery always trumps public health. Every. Damn. Time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

237 The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene. Fauci was up to his balls in that shit too, apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM


Pretty sure that little toad was *literally* up to his balls in that mess.....or at least up to his butt hole.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:25 PM (0N4FZ)

238
The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene

______________

There was a cure but Ronnie Raygun and Jesse Helms suppressed it to kill all the gays!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (tgvbd)

239
I was driving through town about an hour or so ago, and the weather gal came on the radio, telling us we were under an extreme cold warning from tomorrow until Monday.

She happily informed us that occurs when temperatures will be at 50 below or more. So, upstate SC is going to be -50F. You'd think that would've struck her as a bit odd indeed.

Actual criteria is temps and/or windchill below 5F for some time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (w6EFb)

240 What color is a green orange?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2UnvF)

241 I think I know how Gates got the idea for downloading updates you can't refuse now.

Posted by: Thatch at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (i0077)

242 Who had a higher Valtrex bill, Bill Gates or Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (qBdHI)

243 There are a lot of people I’d like to duct tape to a metal chair, baste with an acetylene torch and throw down the fire stairs. He’s pretty low on that list.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I don't hate him but simply his redemption will have to start with him getting down on his hands and knees begging the Lord and the world for forgiveness. I don't see him doing that.

That is his business between him and the Lord. Gates is simply an example of what happens when someone shuts out the Lord (compare him with Truitt Cathy, founder of Chick Fil A for example), yet Stan makes sure he flourishes for awhile.

Then Stan inevitably breakes his tools because Stan's pride is a magnitude greater as is his eternal despair for what he did. So he gets his jollies by revenging himself on the lord's creation of humanity. Gates was prideful but hid his sin in the darkness of whores and now it has been revealed to the entire world of his degeneracy.

Next will come more relevations of him and Epstein to the point where no one with any authority will want to be seen publicly with Gates nor partner with him in any way.

Same ending to Billy Clinton and Killary as well.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (2swu2)

244 Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (CwhoI)
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That was a lesbian bakery in Civic Center back in the day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

245 Ace needs to get a tablet that is nothing but an on air monitor of the main page. Like radio stations have.

Just hang it on a wall and have it refresh every 1 min. to show the main page is still up, and not bedortlted.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (1iXwP)

246 Oh boy protests from the Somali Youth Movement, Palestinian action, and all kinds of AWFLs in blue states. I live in one but this will be more performative BS which could tip into violence in blue states . Ho-Hum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (IDEQi)

247 Apologies for 227 -- I didn't read whig's comment closely enough and ended up repeating what he said -- only far less eloquently.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (0Eh0f)

248 Did ace ban himself again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (ESVrU)

249 His middle name is actually Renaldo?

It's was given to me at my bathhouse baptism. What of it?

Posted by: Donaldo Renaldo LeMondo at January 30, 2026 05:28 PM (TylIK)

250 I wonder if ace hitting the button sets off a red alert klaxon at chez pixy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)

251 She happily informed us that occurs when temperatures will be at 50 below or more. So, upstate SC is going to be -50F. You'd think that would've struck her as a bit odd indeed.

--

I'm in the upstate too. Chris Justus has everyone's hair on fire, just like last weekend.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (qBdHI)

252 Well, *somebody* broke the front page.

NOOD psycho Spanberger:
https://acecomments.mu.nu/
?post=418316

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (ULPxl)

253 Pretty sure that little toad was *literally* up to his balls in that mess.....or at least up to his butt hole.
Posted by: Mister Scott

He actually did in person bathhouse research back in the day.

"Dr. Fauci Visited Gay Bathhouses and Bars to Study HIV

From the Advocate, Feb. 8, 2021.
"I went down to Greenwich Village and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on there," Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (2swu2)

254 "What do you see?"

"Infinity?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)

255 Oh boy protests from the Somali Youth Movement, Palestinian action, and all kinds of AWFLs in blue states. I live in one but this will be more performative BS which could tip into violence in blue states . Ho-Hum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (IDEQi)

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We saw what looked like a group of middle schoolers all gathered together at the corner of a strip mall and wondered what was going on.

Then I remember hearing that schools were going to let kids out to go protest. Gotta train those young commie revolutionaries early ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (0Eh0f)

256 Bulg, ask Dr Web about doing a valsalva to slow down the heart rate. Might help kick your heart back into a normal heart rate. Like hold your breath and bear down as in a bowel movement to bring you back to a normal rate. Works for me.
Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (ehY6c)

This works for me when my heart gets jumpy.

Don't do it after Taco Bell.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (NtVYv)

257
It's like being in the last uncontaminated place after a nuclear war.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:31 PM (tgvbd)

258 >> Chris Justus has everyone's hair on fire, just like last weekend.

He's a bit overwrought. My late cousin used to remark about how over the top he could be. He used a lot of non-standard terminology, sort of made up his own stuff, and that pissed cuz off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (w6EFb)

259 "I went down to Greenwich Village and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on there," Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (2swu2)

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"Free Anal Swabs For All!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (0Eh0f)

260 Looks like mu.nu took it good and hard with Gates' dick

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE)

261 What do you give a girl that has everything ?

Penicillin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (NtVYv)

262 What happened to the main page?

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (lJ0H4)

263 nood that breaks Ace's place!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (qo38o)

264 247 Apologies for 227 -- I didn't read whig's comment closely enough and ended up repeating what he said -- only far less eloquently.


Posted by: ShainS
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No apologies needed, you said it more clearly than I. I usually take about three drafts sometimes to get to that level of clarity because I think while I type and sometimes the two diverge when I have a new thought intrude.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (2swu2)

265 I say, I say, NOOD


https://acecomments.mu.nu/
?post=418316

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (ULPxl)

266 Mind if I hang out here for a while? The lobby is a little bare at the moment.

Man, when Ace hits the return key- bang! He's out of the room in a flash!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (TylIK)

267 >> That is his business between him and the Lord. Gates is simply an example of what happens when someone shuts out the Lord (compare him with Truitt Cathy, founder of Chick Fil A for example), yet Stan makes sure he flourishes for awhile.

No argument at all from me on that.

I found redemption when God pulled me off the trash heap. He’s always there for you. Always. He’s an awesome God.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (LLQU7)

268 At least on my little blog at least once a week I'd make some mistake that screwed up the formatting. Thankfully I would usually catch it pretty fast. HTML is programming, of a sort, and you know what that is like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (PYyV9)

269 Another fun quote from teh Fauci Interview
"So that's exactly what he did. "I went to the Castro District. I went down to Greenwich Village, and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on," he said.

"The epidemiologist in me went, 'Oh, my goodness, this is a perfect setup for an explosion of a sexually transmitted disease.' And the same thing going to the gay bars and seeing what was going on, and it gave me a great insight into the explosiveness of the outbreak of the sexually transmitted disease," Fauci continued."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2swu2)

270 Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (BLOW1)

271 @255 Shaun, we were supposed to have protests in my city including a bike ride protest at 2:30. Didn't go look but its 14° with 18-20 inches of snow and ice is all over the place. Would have liked to see a demolition derby with injuries, but it probably wasn't that big. The summer should be nuts around here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (IDEQi)

272 The main page is back, but the comments for the new post disappeared.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 30, 2026 05:35 PM (PD1kJ)

273 What happened?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (AlhUl)

274 Did we vanish for awhile? Weird.

I probably did something, Ace! Sorry!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)

275 "The epidemiologist in me went, 'Oh, my goodness, this is a perfect setup for an explosion of a sexually transmitted disease.' And the same thing going to the gay bars and seeing what was going on, and it gave me a great insight into the explosiveness of the outbreak of the sexually transmitted disease," Fauci continued."
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2swu2)
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"And then I refrained from doing anything to stop it."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (ZOv7s)

276 Shain not Shaun damn hotdog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (IDEQi)

277 Okay.. Who broke the thread ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (VE6XX)

278 Oh SURE, as soon as I start trying to help, he stomps me. :/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (ULPxl)

279 Was eating supper, so missed it

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

280 What happened?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (AlhUl)

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Well, Bill Gates banged some Russian hooker and yada yada yada the blog broke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (2UnvF)

281 270 Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (BLOW1)

Some people did some things...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (QGaXH)

282 "Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.
Posted by: Pixy Misa "

1. Russians
2. Chinese
3. Penguins

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

283
I found redemption when God pulled me off the trash heap. He’s always there for you. Always. He’s an awesome God.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (LLQU7)

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And what does it take? True contrition and firm purpose of amendment. Judas could have been a saint even after betraying Jesus but he gave into despair and killed himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (tgvbd)

284 And then I figured out how to get a fuckton of money from the government.

Fauci.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (0KSrI)

285 Did we vanish for awhile? Weird.

I probably did something, Ace! Sorry!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM


It's been a freaky Friday, hasn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (Wnv9h)

286 >>> 282 "Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.
Posted by: Pixy Misa "

1. Russians
2. Chinese
3. Penguins
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

No Iranians or klantifags?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (ULPxl)

287 nood working now!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (qo38o)

288 Well, Bill Gates banged some Russian hooker and yada yada yada the blog broke.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (2UnvF)
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I remain convinced that the "pee tape" is of Hunter. Wanting to piss on Obama's bed is right on brand for the family.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

289
*dusts hands off*

The roof is leaking and the foundation is shot. Might have to knock it all down and rebuild.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (tgvbd)

290 The gun is good, the penis is evil, the penis shoots seeds

Posted by: Zardoz at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (NtVYv)

291 "No Iranians or klantifags?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket "

I was just doing the top three.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

292 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (0Eh0f)

293 And what does it take? True contrition and firm purpose of amendment. Judas could have been a saint even after betraying Jesus but he gave into despair and killed himself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (tgvbd)
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God is good, but the theological arguments for how people that hate us and want us dead or worse can still find heaven I find tiresome as all fuck, honestly.

I could simply do without all of this. What happens after we shuffle off this mortal coil is between each one of us and our Creator. That doesn't mean I have to sit here and wax poetic about how I might rub elbows with Bill Gates in the afterlife or hope for anyone's particular redemption. Some souls belong in hell.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (5aZAZ)

294 So here's some awful stuff going down in Utah. Violence against Republican signature gatherers. https://www.deseret.com/politics/2026/01/29/ utah-republican-signature-gatherers-assaulted-as- national-activist-groups-aim-to-repeal-redistricting-law/

I took out spaces.

Background: Utah has 4 Congressional districts, all gerrymandered to give moderate GOP advantage. Leftists hate that. So they got a state judge to throw out our congressional maps and instead use a map designed by some far left group in Virginia, guaranteeing them a seat that would make Stalin look conservative. The state GOP is gathering signatures to repeal the law the judge used. And now leftists are attacking the signature gatherers and destroying the gathered signatures. The comments to that article are all about "The GOP is trying to protect Trump so it's ok to hurt the gatherers!!! REEEE!"

I hope Ace or some blogger sees this. Just open, in your face violence now from leftists.

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 05:44 PM (/ZkOF)

295 Getting the crabs from a sleezy hooker, passing them off to your wife, then try to get some other sleeze to come up with a drug to hide the crabs.

Wasn't that an episode of "trailer park boys"?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 30, 2026 05:45 PM (jrgJz)

296 Speaking of STD's...over a decade ago, after retiring from a job from hell with irritating, vapid, neurotic and boring women in a cubicle farm, well, I got massive hives. This was two weeks later.

I went to a derm I had never met (who looked like Olive Oyl) as well as being possibly a lesbo. She made me take off all of my clothes without a gown for modesty.

Because I had itchy palms in the midst of this, she informed me I might have syphilis and ordered bloodwork (which confirmed I did not have syphilis and I fired her). I called my husband as soon as I got in my car, enraged. Told him I will kill him, etc. although he has never given me anything to worry about, even on his frequent business trips. Poor man. By then we had been married for 30yrs or so.I think I apologized but don't remember.

The new derm ran blood tests for liver stuff and nothing was abnormal except me. Diagnosis? My favorite: stress.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (WONhk)

297 Well no wonder Gates' wife hated Epstein and divorced Bill...he gave her an STD...ha ha, what an asshoe.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (MmTZZ)

298 >>> Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County...

Ackshully, I still don't get why Tulsi was there.
A couple of gunts repeatably feeding the same ballot stacks through does not imply foreign involvement.... Unless they were working for the Russian!!! Or Chyna.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

All the Dems are taking money from Russia China the Mideast or from our foreign aid NGOs ostensibly in those places that kick back money here. Plenty of reason for Tulsi and her 80 orgs.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)

299 Speaking of STD's...over a decade ago, after retiring from a job from hell with irritating, vapid, neurotic and boring women in a cubicle farm, well, I got massive hives. This was two weeks later.

I went to a derm I had never met (who looked like Olive Oyl) as well as being possibly a lesbo. She made me take off all of my clothes without a gown for modesty.

Because I had itchy palms in the midst of this, she informed me I might have syphilis and ordered bloodwork (which confirmed I did not have syphilis and I fired her). I called my husband as soon as I got in my car, enraged. Told him I will kill him, etc. although he has never given me anything to worry about, even on his frequent business trips. Poor man. By then we had been married for 30yrs or so.I think I apologized but don't remember.

The new derm ran blood tests for liver stuff and nothing was abnormal except me. Diagnosis? My favorite: stress.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (WONhk)

I usually think I might have dry skin in those situations myself.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

300 @35 -- Should I be embarrassed or proud that I know what that code means?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (XMwZJ)

301 "I went down to Greenwich Village and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on there," Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview."

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Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (0Eh0f)

I'm sure it gave him an extra charge to know they were spreading disease to each other. Sicko.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)

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Posted by: Find A Plumber Royston at January 31, 2026 05:13 AM (Qng/U)

Unbelievable: Left-Wing Judge Dismisses "Murder By Use of Firearm" Charge Against Luigi Mangione to Spare the Left-Wing Hearth-Throb the Death Penalty

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

This judge was known to be a left-wing partisan who had already made a series of rulings favorable to the Deadly Dreamboat.

Now she throws out two counts he's obviously guilty of just to keep the death penalty off the table.

A federal judge has taken the death penalty off the table for Luigi Mangione, sharply narrowing the government's options in the high-profile case tied to the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson on a Manhattan street in December 2024.

U.S. District Judge Margaret Garnett ruled Friday that prosecutors cannot pursue capital punishment, dismissing two federal counts that would have put the death penalty in play -- murder through the use of a firearm and using a firearm with a silencer to commit a crime of violence.

Mangione, 27, has pleaded not guilty to both state and federal charges stemming from the fatal shooting, which authorities say occurred as Thompson was walking into a conference in Midtown Manhattan. While the death penalty is now off the table, Mangione still faces two federal stalking counts that carry a potential sentence of life in prison without parole if he is convicted.

Lefties Love Luigi.

Man allegedly posed as FBI agent in apparent attempt to spring Luigi Mangione from prison

The Minnesota man was charged with impersonating an FBI agent after he showed up at a federal prison in New York City claiming to have a court order to release Mangione

Minnesota Man, huh?


A Minnesota man was charged Thursday with impersonating an FBI agent after he showed up at a federal prison in New York City claiming to have a court order to release an inmate, identified by a law enforcement source as accused killer Luigi Mangione.

Mark Anderson, 35, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn late Wednesday after prison workers asked to see his credentials and he produced a Minnesota driver's license and "claimed to be in possession of weapons," according to a complaint filed in the U.S. District Court for thr Eastern District of New York.

Anderson also claimed "that he was an FBI Agent in possession of paperwork 'signed by a judge' authorizing the release of a specific inmate," the complaint states.

The inmate is not named in the court document.

"Anderson also displayed and threw at [Bureau of Prisons] officers numerous documents," the complaint states. "They appear to be related to filing claims against the United States Department of Justice."

In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a "round steel blade" that resembled a pizza cutter.

Anderson had traveled to New York from Minnesota for a job opportunity that didn't work out, and had been working at a pizzeria, the law enforcement source said.

Another leftist achiever.

Posted by: Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 Can the Feds appeal this insane ruling?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (buPQP)

2 Ooh! A new post! Ooh!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (giMmT)

3 Is say unbelievable too, but it's totally believable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 03:42 PM (mzMU/)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Unfortunately not unbelievable at all.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (fZiTB)

6 'Oh, ya got to have friends ...'

Posted by: Bette at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (3ZUWJ)

7 Minnesota Man, huh?

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The spin off is almost never as good as the original.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

8 Someone said that the opinion acknowledges up front that it is an insane opinion that doesn't make sense?

Posted by: SimoHayek at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (02HPh)

9 He's on video pulling a gun and killing a man by shooting him in the back.

Explain to me how you take the murder charge off the table?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

10 I don't care if the kid fries, but can we reopen the asylums got Minnesota men (if there truly are any left.)

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (sLLbN)

11 I want to thank Mom and Dad, my piano teacher, my high school western civ teacher, and my earliest influences in perfecting my art, for my honor today as Post Premiere.

Now, in keeping with other artistes, I have a half hour screed on my personal political opinions I would like to convey to the audience at home....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (buPQP)

12 9 He's on video pulling a gun and killing a man by shooting him in the back.

Explain to me how you take the murder charge off the table?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

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By being a bad judge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

13 Unless you are in some Southern States the death penalty is rarely carried out...He should rot in prison without parole

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (VE6XX)

14 There's a Queensrÿche lyric out there somewhere that would apply to this judge, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

15 1 Can the Feds appeal this insane ruling?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (buPQP)

+ 1

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (S6amQ)

16 we discussed this morning, it looks like there may be a problem with the wording of the Federal Statute that led to this.

This should be prosecuted under State Law, but NY doesn't allow the DP either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (giMmT)

17 "Explain to me how you take the murder charge off the table?"

Bribe. BIG bribe.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (N8ZBc)

18 What did he kill the guy with then?Dud he throw the bullets into him?

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (YwEeS)

19 I bet if Loogie Manbone looked like Rainn Wilson he would not be getting this bizarre tongue bathing. There's a good chance he walks. Sheesh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (PSEDc)

20 My understanding of the grounds for the decision comes from a Gothamist article that alleged that the judge dismissed the charges solely to foreclose the death penalty.

To no one's surprise this is not a valid basis to dismiss charges.

Posted by: Penfold at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (Fbt5B)

21 This guy is gonna walk out of prison after a few years served for the pre meditated murder of a man. He is already a celebrity and will land a high paid gig on cnn when he gets out of jail in a few years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (0N4FZ)

22 In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a "round steel blade" that resembled a pizza cutter.


I mean, WTAF?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

23 How is she able to do that? Was he indicted on those charges?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (cwGMH)

24 Unbelievable: Left-Wing Judge Dismisses "Murder By Use of Firearm" Charge Against Luigi Mangione to Spare the Left-Wing Hearth-Throb the Death Penalty
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On the contrary, I find this entirely believable. Leftist judges are out of control and answer to no one but themselves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (ESVrU)

25 I have a pizza cutter and I'm not afraid to use it!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (7kply)

26 Kirk's killer will also skate, never get what he deserves in this world as punishment. Satan has a plan for the tranny shooter.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (ehY6c)

27 Tyrant in black needs the Dugan treatment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (OYMjn)

28 I mean, WTAF?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)


I know, right? Where is the peel?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

29 I did a quick search… this judge looks exactly like you might think…. Pudgy Karen

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (/iXAp)

30 How much is the bodycam screwup by the one cop going to affect the case? And the search warrant too?

Idiots.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still sick at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (Wt5PA)

31 The George Soros Plan of electing left-wing judges and AG's seems to be working well for the Democrats all across this country.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (NpAcC)

32 Luigi Mangione was almost sprung from jail with the help of a pizza cutter?

So perfectly South Park.

Posted by: fly gal at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (g8IDW)

33 Tyrant in black needs the Dugan treatment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 03:47 PM (OYMjn)


His daughter needs to be blown up by Ukrainians?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

34 Officials became suspicious when the FBI agent identified himself as Special Agent Alonso Moseley.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 03:48 PM (6ZSsV)

35 I can't imagine how the murdered man's family must be feeling. Everything in NY seems to be geared to protect killers and evildoers.

Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Z8jzG)

36 Okay, can the judicial ruling be appealed?

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)

37 Dude as FBI agent

Talk about winning stupid prizes, maybe he'll room with Don Le'Mon in the graybar hitel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (OYMjn)

38 FBI: Pizza Hut Division.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

39 I thought high grade idiots came from Florida.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (PV3WW)

40 Some day when the Marxists take over he will get out

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)

41 I thought the trumpet player was dead.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)

42 Explain to me how you take the murder charge off the table?

With a "No problem. Barely an inconvenience..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (7kply)

43 Luigi Mangione was almost sprung from jail with the help of a pizza cutter?

So perfectly South Park.

Posted by: fly gal at January 30, 2026


***
"They killed Luigi!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 03:50 PM (wzUl9)

44 I've read this story at a few places, but nobody says what the judge ruled. What was her legal reason for throwing out the charges?

Posted by: No Name Today at January 30, 2026 03:50 PM (8mulE)

45 Judge Garnett, a Biden appointment recommended by Schumer. A graduate of Columbia Law. Decision not a surprise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 03:50 PM (IDEQi)

46 It's easy. You just have to change the reality of the crime to match the lesser charge you want to try.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 03:50 PM (0U5gm)

47 Was it a semi-automatic, full-auto pizza cutter?

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Y1sOo)

48 He's on video pulling a gun and killing a man by shooting him in the back.

Explain to me how you take the murder charge off the table?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

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I keep thinking that people who can excuse that are capable of doing the same.

Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Z8jzG)

49 Elric, you are right there. Please give us the scoop. el Doctoró Blade.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Wmg4n)

50 This is why there can be no peace.

They're literally dropping murder charges to protect their people.

It's literally true that you won't necessarily be charged with murder if you murder the right sort of person.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (oSeBJ)

51 I thought the trumpet player was dead.
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)



It wasn't a trumpet.

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Mangione at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

52 "In the order dismissing charges, Garnett wrote that the murder through the use of a firearm and weapons charges required the element that the murder was committed "during and in relation to" another federal crime that is considered a "crime of violence."

The judge noted that stalking could be done nonviolently, and that owning a silencer, although illegal, was not necessarily a crime of violence.

The problem is that when Congress wrote the law, they wrote it to say that Murder with the DP attached must have been carried out along with a separate crime of violence. That was a stupid way to write the law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (giMmT)

53 "Everything in NY Democrats do seems to be geared to protect killers and evildoers." FIFY.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (N8ZBc)

54 Officials became suspicious when the FBI agent identified himself as Special Agent Alonso Moseley.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026


***
Ha! That goes back a ways.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (wzUl9)

55 BTW, that judge will get removed for obvious corruption.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (PV3WW)

56 50 This is why there can be no peace.

They're literally dropping murder charges to protect their people.

It's literally true that you won't necessarily be charged with murder if you murder the right sort of person.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (oSeBJ)

The Left fights tooth and nail for their monsters.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (uEmCf)

57 Minnesota criminal drives himself to the prison.

No wonder Tim Walz is governor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (BI5O2)

58 Second look at the Unibomber?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (g8Ew8)

59 Pizza cutter with the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (OYMjn)

60 ot:

It's a < 2 mile walk from CMU to the Synagogue that got shot up.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

61 I saw Hearth-Throb open for Confagnation at Cain's Ballroom in '22.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (oThr7)

62 Ace, I'm not sure this was judicial activism. The federal "murder" statute is an odd-ball charge that isn't really "murder" as that term is usually understood. It requires an additional element that requires that the killing be committed during another "crime of violence."

The best the prosecutors could come up with for the other "crime of violence" was "stalking." Meh. Even I'm not sure about that.

If the judge really wanted to tank the case, she could have ruled that the backpack search was illegal (it was done without a warrant). She didn't. She ruled that the very incriminating items in the backpack (manifesto, gun, etc) are admissible. That was a big win for the prosecution.

This creepy loser still faces charges in the case that could put him away for life. And there's the state prosecution for murder-two as well. As I've said here before, I still think this fucker is gonna walk, unfortunately.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

63 And yet again, judicial tyranny continues because there's no cost whatsoever to it. There's never a price to pay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (PYyV9)

64 GOPe: la-la-la, nothing to see except rainbows and sunshine.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (mlg/3)

65 Was it a semi-automatic, full-auto pizza cutter?
Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026


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You know without looking it has a thing that goes up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (wzUl9)

66 We are too beholden to the law.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (2ap+5)

67

just more new rules
that the left isnt going to like very much
when they start getting implemented in red states
and theres a lot more red states than blue ones

Posted by: sound awake at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (g7ym/)

68 Pro pizzamen use a great big f'n chef's knife to cut pizza. Did he have one of those?

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (N8ZBc)

69 Flugelhorn?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)

70
The best the prosecutors could come up with for the other "crime of violence" was "stalking." Meh. Even I'm not sure about that.



Shooting a man in the back isn't considered violent?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Defund the judiciary.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (TezPK)

72 What did he kill the guy with then?Dud he throw the bullets into him?

Posted by: steevy



In a sane city, that would still qualify for capital punishment if it killed him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (0U5gm)

73 Federal convictions can be pardoned by the next dem president anyway, can't they?

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (YpWtw)

74 I keep thinking that people who can excuse that are capable of doing the same.
Posted by: Decaf


No. They're just eager to have others do it. The judge wouldn't dare sully her dainty hands with such scut work, don't cha know?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mlg/3)

75 Pro pizzamen use a great big f'n chef's knife to cut pizza. Did he have one of those?
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026


***
I bought one of those pizza cutter wheels once. I'd have had more success using a Texas spur on the pizza. Went back to a knife and fork.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 03:54 PM (wzUl9)

76 With a "No problem. Barely an inconvenience..."
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 03:49 PM


Lawless judges are tight!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Wnv9h)

77 Elric, you are right there. Please give us the scoop. el Doctoró Blade.
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Wmg4n)
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Please see my comment above. The short answer is that the federal "murder" crime isn't really "murder" as we understand it. It's an odd-ball crime that requires murder the murder be committed during another "crime of violence." Very odd formulation.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

78 Pre-meditation and terrorism not a consideration for the DP.

Did they previously drop the terrorism charge?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (cwGMH)

79 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
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How so?

The courts are obviously not going to be part of the solution to the communists.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (vSvIl)

80 This is why there can be no peace.

They're literally dropping murder charges to protect their people.

It's literally true that you won't necessarily be charged with murder if you murder the right sort of person.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (oSeBJ)

Soros DAs mean you usually won't even be charged

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)

81 I thought high grade idiots came from Florida.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Ever been to Boston?

Wicked pissah!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (TezPK)

82 just more new rules
that the left isnt going to like very much
when they start getting implemented in red states
and theres a lot more red states than blue ones

Posted by: sound awake



While I appreciate the intent, I have to say that this is the worst haiku I have ever encountered.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0U5gm)

83 Judges need to be held accountable for obvious bad rulings. They are there to apply the law not to overthrow the law. These judges need to be kicked off the bench. It's obvious they are too stupid or too bias to make any rulings.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (E7+ue)

84 Very unfortunate that the stuff they "found" in the backpack will be allowed. I don't get it. They didn't have a warrant. There's not exceptions to this!
Edit:there are explanations of the exemptions below

No death penalty is huge. Getting that evidence tossed would have really increased their chances at trial. Without it, there was still other evidence that could have been used to convict him, but this significantly increases his odds at being convicted.

I can't wait to read his book. The next presidential candidate needs to pardon him now. There's a list of hardened criminals Trump pardoned. IDGAF about this we go high when they low bullshit. Luigi deserves a pardon more than 100% of those people.

Pam Bondi jeoperadized this entire case by pushing for the death penalty. No judge would allow this to be a death penalty case. Luigi might fucking walk. That would be the worst failure of a US Attorney General in modern times.

Like it matters. The Establishment hates this man with burning passion. Even if he is found innocent they will never let him be. Smart at any rate. They would make him a martyr if they were to give him the death penalty.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

85 Minnesota criminal drives himself to the prison.

Yeah but how much is parking?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (Kt19C)

86 Pizza cutter wheels work ok if you sharpen the cutting edge.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (PV3WW)

87 Flugelhorn?
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026

***
Die Fliedermaus
(harking back to this morning's Art Thread)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)

88 And yet again, judicial tyranny continues because there's no cost whatsoever to it. There's never a price to pay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Ah but they will rue the day!

Posted by: Vichy GOP at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (ciYHQ)

89 Okay, can the judicial ruling be appealed?
Posted by: tubal

Yes. Pizza peeled!

Posted by: fly gal at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (g8IDW)

90 Please see my comment above. The short answer is that the federal "murder" crime isn't really "murder" as we understand it. It's an odd-ball crime that requires murder the murder be committed during another "crime of violence." Very odd formulation.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

Possibly some legerdemain to try and boost it out of being a state charge without the "crossing state lines" folderol.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

91
I can't wait to read his book. The next presidential candidate needs to pardon him now. There's a list of hardened criminals Trump pardoned. IDGAF about this we go high when they low bullshit. Luigi deserves a pardon more than 100% of those people.

Unbelievable

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (VE6XX)

92 So, The Missus insists I do All Pizza Cutting and I must do it with The Wheel Pizza Cutter.

Just one of those quirky little quite things she does, I guess.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (DgMqy)

93 The best the prosecutors could come up with for the other "crime of violence" was "stalking." Meh. Even I'm not sure about that.



Shooting a man in the back isn't considered violent?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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You need a killing plus another separate crime of violence. A killing alone isn't enough. The prosecution conceded as much.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

94 A BBQ fork? A pizza wheel? Sounds like some good eatin'!

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (ufJfM)

95 We havd a two tier justice system, 1 for Leftists and the other for everyone else.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

96 84 I can't wait to read his book. The next presidential candidate needs to pardon him now. There's a list of hardened criminals Trump pardoned. IDGAF about this we go high when they low bullshit. Luigi deserves a pardon more than 100% of those people.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

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Why does he deserve a pardon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

97 The courts are obviously not going to be part of the solution to the communists."

1930s Spain says "have a cerveza"

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (cGjQu)

98 So our side is at the "No Justice No Peace" inflection point now. Funny old world, it is.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (pDt9x)

99 Anderson had traveled to New York from Minnesota for a job opportunity that didn't work out
......

Shoulda stayed home and opened a Learing Center.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)

100 Yes. Pizza peeled!

Posted by: fly gal at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (g8IDW)
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*golf clap*

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (YpWtw)

101 Maybe I need to find a holster so I can carry my pizza cutter with me on my hikes to protect myself.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (S6amQ)

102 84 Like it matters. The Establishment hates this man with burning passion. Even if he is found innocent they will never let him be. Smart at any rate. They would make him a martyr if they were to give him the death penalty.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

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The left has so many martyrs, one more won't matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

103 willowed:

Homan's got a PHD in pissology.
On their leg and sensitive parts too.
With absolutely no hesitation, good publicity too.
PAIN, hahahahahah

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (hG1+u)

104 You need a killing plus another separate crime of violence. A killing alone isn't enough. The prosecution conceded as much.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


So the prosecution is throwing the case. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (mlg/3)

105 84 Like it matters. The Establishment hates this man with burning passion. Even if he is found innocent they will never let him be. Smart at any rate. They would make him a martyr if they were to give him the death penalty.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

There's no such thing as "Found Innocent", and those lefty assholes know it because they scream it from the mountaintops every time someone is found Not Guilty of rape.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (iXqHn)

106 At his age, life is far worse. If he even gets tried.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Vvh2V)

107 Can we raze MN to the ground yet? We can airdrop pamphlets to warn the law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 03:59 PM (oT7pT)

108
You need a killing plus another separate crime of violence. A killing alone isn't enough. The prosecution conceded as much.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)



That's REAL retarded, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

109
Shooting a man in the back isn't considered violent?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Parse what he said carefully. What you describe is the Primary act of Violence. But the Federal Law also requires a secondary act of violence to have been committed along with the primary, or else it cannot be used.

It's a badly written law.

In judicial rulings "conservative" and "liberal" don't mean what we think they do politically. A "Liberal" judge will simply reinterpret the law to mean whatever he wants it to mean in order to keep things moving along.

A "conservative" judge will refuse to rewrite the law, since that's the legislature's job. He or she will simply toss the mess out of court and tell the Legislature to try again. If a criminal goes free - well that's the legislature's fault, not the judge's.

This is actually a pretty conservative legal ruling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 03:59 PM (giMmT)

110 Ah but they will rue the day!
Posted by: Vichy GOP at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM


"Rue the day? Who talks like that?"

Posted by: Chris Knight at January 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Wnv9h)

111 You need a killing plus another separate crime of violence. A killing alone isn't enough.

The law is a ass.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (Fs0KI)

112 Please see my comment above. The short answer is that the federal "murder" crime isn't really "murder" as we understand it. It's an odd-ball crime that requires murder the murder be committed during another "crime of violence." Very odd formulation.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

Possibly some legerdemain to try and boost it out of being a state charge without the "crossing state lines" folderol.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)
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Yes, and also to get to the death penalty. The "regular" federal murder charge is still in the case, but doesn't carry the death penalty. It's kinda like murder-one versus murder-two in NY state. Both are "murder," but murder-one is murder plus an additional element.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

113 Release Mangione and let the people seek real justice. Fuck the Judge Twat.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (Hpgos)

114 I am not sure the guy really deserves the death penalty, but removing charges just to avoid the possibility is judicial tyranny, its abuse of power, but it will continue forever until some checks and penalties arise to stop this kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (PYyV9)

115 Pro pizzamen use a great big f'n chef's knife to cut pizza. Did he have one of those?
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (N8ZBc)

There's a thing with a heavy curved blade and two handles on each end so you can cut the whole diameter in one go.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

116 What we need is Judge Roy Bean

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

117 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (hG1+u)

118 There was a Vietnamese cook that I knew made his own pizza wheel out of heavy pieces of carbon steel and sharpened razor-blade sharp. Would have made a formidable weapon.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (g8Ew8)

119 It's literally true that you won't necessarily be charged with murder if you murder the right sort of person.
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This is why, as was the case with Goode and Petti, there is no option other than "shot while resisting arrest."

Prosecution is pretty much a waste of time and effort in dealing with Democrats.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (vSvIl)

120 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?"

With a twist of Lemon?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (cGjQu)

121 117 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (hG1+u)

He's gonna be very popular

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (VE6XX)

122 110 Ah but they will rue the day!
Posted by: Vichy GOP at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM

"Rue the day? Who talks like that?"
------------------
The Roos.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (Hpgos)

123 117 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (hG1+u)

Just play them some smooth jazz.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)

124 This will not be a popular opinion, I'm sure, but you have to be precise in the charging documents. Precise in the language used. Not overcharge, or use the wrong statute. Not have grandstanding amateur feds swoop in and do any of the above. In short, you can't give these assholes any reason for dismissal. See Comey, James. James, Leticia. Lemon, C. Sucker.

Unless of course if it is a Democrat charging a conservative. Then none of that matters.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 30, 2026 04:01 PM (MZ+PY)

125 I am not sure the guy really deserves the death penalty, but removing charges just to avoid the possibility is judicial tyranny, its abuse of power, but it will continue forever until some checks and penalties arise to stop this kind of thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (PYyV9)

lying in wait / conspiracy like stipulations don't qualify for the elevation? They should. Isn't like this was a spur of the moment thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

126 Prosecution is pretty much a waste of time and effort in dealing with Democrats"

Read that as "prostitution "...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (cGjQu)

127 1 Can the Feds appeal this insane ruling?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Yes. Interlocutory appeal.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (2swu2)

128 You need a killing plus another separate crime of violence. A killing alone isn't enough. The prosecution conceded as much.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

So the prosecution is throwing the case. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (mlg/3)
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Prosecution had no choice. That's what the statute requires to get to the death penalty. See my comment above. The "regular" murder charge is still in the case. But that charge doesn't carry the death penalty. In order to get to the death penalty, you need murder plus a separate crime of violence.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

129 "I bought one of those pizza cutter wheels once. I'd have had more success using a Texas spur on the pizza."

Yeah, I've never used any but dull ones. Dull like kindergartner scissors.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (N8ZBc)

130 I think the actionable point here is that if you want to kill someone in cold blood, you need to get them to NYC first.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (0U5gm)

131 This was a political assassination intended to terrorize other CEOs the Left doesn't like.

Are there not statues that allow for the DP to be applied ?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (cwGMH)

132 Just play them some smooth jazz."

Feels so Good.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (cGjQu)

133 So the prosecution is throwing the case. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 03:58 PM (mlg/3)

Trump told Bondi to go for the DP on this one. It should have just gone through State Law charges, but NY doesn't have a DP anymore. Bondi used the Federal Murder with DP charge, but as we're pointing out, it's a badly written, messed up law.

I am not picking on either Bondi or Trump, but his was a minefiled that Bondi was ordered to go into. No choice for her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (giMmT)

134 Like it matters. The Establishment hates this man with burning passion.

One of the most painful lies the left tells themselves is that they are still the oppressed minority resistance against THe Man.

They ARE the man, they are the establishment. They control education, entertainment, business, news, science, law, government, religion, all aspects of society and civilization. They are the powerful.

Its like calling white people the "majority" and other ethic backgrounds "minority" despite whites being about 16% of the population worldwide.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (PYyV9)

135 117 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?

--

If internet rumors are true, Luigi's a bottom with a preference for Black guys. He'll be fine.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (0bjKf)

136 133
Trump told Bondi to go for the DP on this one. It should have just gone through State Law charges, but NY doesn't have a DP anymore. Bondi used the Federal Murder with DP charge, but as we're pointing out, it's a badly written, messed up law.

I am not picking on either Bondi or Trump, but his was a minefiled that Bondi was ordered to go into. No choice for her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (giMmT)

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Matt Gaetz would have done it perfectly!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

137 Pizza?

Meh. No, thanks.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (cGjQu)

138 The lefties mad at insurance companies, justifying the Mangione shooting, still haven't connected the dots that Obamacare enriched the insurance companies, and made them even more insensitive to the policy holders. Because the media doesn't want them to.

Nope...let's shoot an exec, and then get turned into a heartthrob for the single woke Karens. That will solve things.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (gWBY1)

139 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (hG1+u)



He's a hero. I'm betting he gets his pick of the asses to shove his meatstick in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Yeah, I've never used any but dull ones. Dull like kindergartner scissors.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (N8ZBc)

I have a pretty decent all metal one. It for some reason gets all black if I don't dry it after cleaning it, annoying.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+)

141 One of the sparks that led to the Spanish Civil War was the recently elected leftwing government giving its street thugs full license to murder opposition political figures.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

142 115 Pro pizzamen use a great big f'n chef's knife to cut pizza. Did he have one of those?
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (N8ZBc)

There's a thing with a heavy curved blade and two handles on each end so you can cut the whole diameter in one go.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

I think that's called a mezzaluna.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (S6amQ)

143 138 The lefties mad at insurance companies, justifying the Mangione shooting, still haven't connected the dots that Obamacare enriched the insurance companies, and made them even more insensitive to the policy holders. Because the media doesn't want them to.

Nope...let's shoot an exec, and then get turned into a heartthrob for the single woke Karens. That will solve things.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (gWBY1)

=======

American healthcare was fixed with the ACA.

Or are you a racist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

144 Luigi deserves a 45acp brain lobotomy
He planned the murder and carried it out

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

145 Just what weapon did Magione use to backshoot and kill the victim? Did he point his finger and say "bang bang you're dead". I mean the man was killed with a firearm. How can this judge dismiss the charge? Well she's a Democrat and probably believes that Mangione can get pregnant.

Posted by: comanche voter at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (cB7nX)

146 117 How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (hG1+u)

Sometimes the people you think are going to be the rape-bitches end up getting treated like kings.

Example : Jared Fogle. You would have thought they'd give him the Jeffrey Dahmer treatment.

But nope.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (iXqHn)

147 If internet rumors are true, Luigi's a bottom with a preference for Black guys. He'll be fine."

So, no Miralax?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (cGjQu)

148 >>> In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a "round steel blade" that resembled a pizza cutter. Anderson had traveled to New York from Minnesota for a job opportunity that didn't work out, and had been working at a pizzeria, the law enforcement source said.

Media rewriting the narrative: A minnesota man was arrested with the tools of his trade in his backpack...

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (gWBY1)

149 “Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image (Something said by someone in some book )

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)

150 It's good to be a Demonrat I guess. These "judges" are bullshit. Two tier justice for the country. I would say I am surprised but each day I am not. It's just another level of the insanity.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Q0yOR)

151 lying in wait / conspiracy like stipulations don't qualify for the elevation? They should.

I see death penalty being the required penalty for someone who is a severe threat to society at large and who has committed a heinous crime. Not just "I got mad and waited for the guy my girl was cheating with" but "I hate left handed people and killed as many as I could find and damn well still will keep doing so."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (PYyV9)

152 114 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (PYyV9)

Right he just committed murder one, but it was against a CEO so we should probably let America's oldest Tween

Luigi Mangina used his MIND to kill the guy.

Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (MUJd1)

153 The lefties mad at insurance companies, justifying the Mangione shooting, still haven't connected the dots that Obamacare enriched the insurance companies, and made them even more insensitive to the policy holders. Because the media doesn't want them to.


Yes, if the exec was guilty for profiting off of Obamacare then isn't Obama just as guilty since he created it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

154 Was it Bueller who said you have to replace the judges in order to make real reforms?

Because this is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Hkcdp)

155 In for a minute...
Yeah, falsely convict and imprison cops for NOT killing a black man with enough fent in his system to kill an elephant.
Don't convict for using a firearm a man who murdered another with a firearm.

All makes sense in Leftist logic. Guns bad unless they use them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (ynpvh)

156 One of the sparks that led to the Spanish Civil War was the recently elected leftwing government giving its street thugs full license to murder opposition political figures."

Indeed. History may repeat...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (cGjQu)

157 Are there not statues that allow for the DP to be applied ?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (cwGMH)

If he had done this in Texas or any of the other states that still allow the DP, yes it could have been. But he did it in NY, a criminal's haven.

And now we're finding out that Congress forgot to make assassinations punishable by the DP when they wrote the Federal statute.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (giMmT)

158 At first I was confused and mad, but now he'll be anally raped to death instead of "put to sleep"

Bye, fucker. hope it hurts

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (XLfSN)

159 153
Yes, if the exec was guilty for profiting off of Obamacare then isn't Obama just as guilty since he created it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

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Obama couldn't predict that the ACA wouldn't lead to utopia.

This is the fault of wreckers and hoarders who prevented it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

160 >>>"Rue the day? Who talks like that?"

Posted by: Chris Knight

>A black, Jewish, female Shakespeare? Huzzah!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (oT7pT)

161 "There's a thing with a heavy curved blade and two handles on each end so you can cut the whole diameter in one go.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

I think that's called a mezzaluna."

Dual-handled chef's knife.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (N8ZBc)

162 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

So political assassination doesn't allow for the DP?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (cwGMH)

163 Something said by someone in some book"

Well, it was over a hundred years ago...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:07 PM (cGjQu)

164
Prosecution had no choice. That's what the statute requires to get to the death penalty. See my comment above. The "regular" murder charge is still in the case. But that charge doesn't carry the death penalty. In order to get to the death penalty, you need murder plus a separate crime of violence.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

Normally I resist the urge to say, there ought to be a law. In this case there ought to be a law that lets you get the death penalty for this type of crime.
Maybe not, I don't know enough to have an opinion but YOLO

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 04:07 PM (S6amQ)

165 Manually operated scimitar.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:07 PM (N8ZBc)

166 Nope...let's shoot an exec, and then get turned into a heartthrob for the single woke Karens. That will solve things.
Posted by: LizLem
.......

They're gonna be so disappointed when he marries Bubba.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 04:07 PM (UjdFS)

167 The judge's reasoning seems screwy. But she may have increased the odds of loser shooter boy getting convicted. Squeamish jurors that can't dispute the evidence will now have the "its just prison and L could be pardoned or have his sentence commuted once orange-man bad is out of office" carrot to do to the right thing now.

I don't understand the lefts love affair with evil killers, they did the same thing with the Boston marathon bomber, and that was full on cowardly craven terrorism against wimmin and children.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 04:07 PM (hhkIi)

168 U.S. District Judge Margaret Garnett apparently wants a living martyr so the MFM/Hollyweird crowd can deify him through interviews, movies, and retrospectives on their hero.

I cannot believe we have people running courts who are so poisonous to justice.

After voter reform, the nation needs to get to Judicial Reform. Law really doesn't mean law and hasn't in forever; it remains politics.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 04:07 PM (gLikB)

169 American healthcare was fixed with the ACA.

The left says all three of these things interchangeably:

1) Obamacare fixed American healthcare and we HAVE to preserve it or people will die

2) American health care is the worst in the world

3) Changing American health care laws is racist, evil, and mean (when a Republican is in charge)

4) We must change the American health care laws because if we don't it is evil, racist and mean (when a Democrat is in charge)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

170 154 Was it Bueller who said you have to replace the judges in order to make real reforms?

Because this is getting ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Hkcdp)

No, that line was in Nayib Bukele's Day Off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (giMmT)

171 >>How long is Mangione going to survive in prison?

Long time. He has a purdy mouf.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Y1sOo)

172 44 I've read this story at a few places, but nobody says what the judge ruled. What was her legal reason for throwing out the charges?
Posted by: No Name Today

Okay, Mangione still faces two charges that bring life in prison without parole charges.

The specifics are that death penalty, as per Scotus, requires an aggravating factor above and beyond simple murder. Aka murder for money, murder for hate, etc.

The federal statute he was charged under was using a suppressor in commission of a murder and stalking prior to the murder. Judge concluded neither of those were predicate crimes of violence so the aggravating factor allowing the death penalty under the federal statutes no longer exist.

Scotus dealing with criminal history has been parsing which crimes are traditional crimes of violence and which are not. That district judge was interpreting those decisions to apply to the statute.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (2swu2)

173 Seems to me if someone is murdered their rights have been violated. Like their right to live.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (E7+ue)

174 They're gonna be so disappointed when he marries Bubba."

Guess who's catching...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (cGjQu)

175 I doubt Luigi will do especially badly in prison. Cons hate people who attack women and children (because they aren't around to protect theirs) but just some guy who killed an exec? Unless he's a complete idiot, he'll fare normally in prison as I understand it.

The people who do badly in prison, according to convicts and prison guards, are the people who are disrespectful and impolite, arrogant, or demanding. It can be surprising what is considered disrespectful, something like peeing standing up for example but it makes sense if you really think about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (PYyV9)

176 151 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:05 PM (PYyV9)

Conspiratorial murder for political purposes to change policy is the classical definition of terrorism, good to know you think the Mangina shoot was not particularly bad for society at large....

our of curiosity what homicides against their ideological foes on the left would find your leniency?

Posted by: sven at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (MUJd1)

177 169 The left says all three of these things interchangeably:

1) Obamacare fixed American healthcare and we HAVE to preserve it or people will die

2) American health care is the worst in the world

3) Changing American health care laws is racist, evil, and mean (when a Republican is in charge)

4) We must change the American health care laws because if we don't it is evil, racist and mean (when a Democrat is in charge)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

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The American government doesn't spend any money on healthcare, you know. They spend it all on the Pentagon instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

178 In the wooden chair
Beside my window
I wear a face born in the falling rain
I talk to shadows from a lonely candle
Recite the phrases from the wall
I can’t explain this Holy pain

Waiting for days longer
’til sister comes to wash my sins away
She is the lady that can ease my sorrow
My love for her
Will help me find my way

Posted by: Vichy GOP at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (ciYHQ)

179 Did pizza cutter guy ever stop to think that feds taking custody of a high-profile prisoner might be preceded by a phone call, and also that the FBI would send more than one dude for such an assignment?

That's rhetorical, of course, as progressivism precludes logical thought.

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at January 30, 2026 04:08 PM (We5PL)

180 MAN ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS WITH VACUUM: A man is in custody after allegedly walking nude around a Florida resort and publicly engaging in a sexual act with a vacuum cleaner. Deputies responded to the Windsor Hills Resort in Kissimmee after they got calls saying a man was exposing himself. The man was identified as 51-year-old Kevin Dale Westerhold, who reportedly hosts an Airbnb property in the area, and is now facing charges of exposure of sexual organs as the investigation continues.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (NtVYv)

181 There's a thing with a heavy curved blade and two handles on each end so you can cut the whole diameter in one go.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

I think that's called a mezzaluna.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 04:04 PM (S6amQ)

close, but those are for chopping herbs on a cutting bowl. What I am thinking of is much longer to cut across the entire pizza in one chop, then spin to do the next one. Saw a YT clip of some woman in a pizzeria chopping a pizza out of the oven like a dervish with one. It was like 20"" blade or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

182 Do Cape Cod Original potato chips count as a major food group?

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (rj6Yv)

183 If they can get a jury to convict him, I predict he'll be pardoned within the next dem president's first year in office. He'll probably get a ticker tape parade too

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (rxRAc)

184 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (giMmT)

NY DP allowed for killing law enforcement I think:

But we are talking about Federal charges not state.

I think a terrorism charge also applies.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (cwGMH)

185 Occasionally in talking to lefty LIVs I'll point out that "back in the day" you could see a doctor, even a specialist!, in a short period of time and the price wouldn't break the bank. They'll agree until I point out "back in the day" ended shortly after Obamacare was passed.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

186 Just let him go, and hope he has an accident. It's less aggravating.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 30, 2026 04:10 PM (cS1cw)

187 This is insane on the judge’s part. But it’s NY, he was never going to given the death penalty by a jury.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 04:10 PM (PHOGh)

188 MAN ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS WITH VACUUM: A man is in custody after allegedly walking nude around a Florida resort and publicly engaging in a sexual act with a vacuum cleaner.

Well that story sucked

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

189 Unshakable belief in a higher power, one that will hand out true justice in the next life, because this world is a fallen one incapable of such, is one of the few things that grounds me and keeps me sane. It helps me from stroking out when I hear a cold blooded murder, who killed someone vigilante style on the street, will skate the full justice of the law.

Justice is only blind when she isn't being whored out for politics.

I do pity the woke lefties that only believe justice is possible in this life, and they MUST be one the "right" side of history, according to their sense of justice. Because I think it explains a lot of their mental illnesses and their TDS.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (gWBY1)

190 185 Occasionally in talking to lefty LIVs I'll point out that "back in the day" you could see a doctor, even a specialist!, in a short period of time and the price wouldn't break the bank. They'll agree until I point out "back in the day" ended shortly after Obamacare was passed.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

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"Why can't the world be the 80s again?"
-the left, doing everything possible to prevent anything like the 80s from happening again

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

191 I think a terrorism charge also applies.

I think that will be a tough one to prove. Typically terrorism is defined as something like "violence done to a civilian population in an attempt to influence or change government policy." If you try hard enough you can Kevin Bacon your way there in this instance but you have to convince a somewhat hostile jury.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (PYyV9)

192 I would love to see the reasoning behind this

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (NtVYv)

193 Whenever DJIA, SP500, and Nas have a down day simultaneously, my crappy little portfolio gains. Flight to Quality, or Run for Cover? Sell all that overpriced growth crap, suckas; welcome to ValueLand.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (N8ZBc)

194 >>Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (NtVYv)


"It's a Flowbee! I was just trimming the verge!!!"

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (ZcsJV)

195 193 Whenever DJIA, SP500, and Nas have a down day simultaneously, my crappy little portfolio gains. Flight to Quality, or Run for Cover? Sell all that overpriced growth crap, suckas; welcome to ValueLand.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (N8ZBc)

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Friday and last day of the month.

Sell for profits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

196 I can see the verdict now: Jurors find him not guilty, and also vote to send his prosecuting attorneys to the guillotine.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (GD2xa)

197 I think a terrorism charge also applies.

I think that will be a tough one to prove. Typically terrorism is defined as something like "violence done to a civilian population in an attempt to influence or change government policy." If you try hard enough you can Kevin Bacon your way there in this instance but you have to convince a somewhat hostile jury.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (PYyV9)

It was certainly done to change corporate policy, even the leftists would agree.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)

198 Meh. The women here think Luigi is dreamy. One of them wants to write him a letter and tell him how much she loves him. Not kidding. It’s so weird.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (W2Pud)

199 116 What we need is Judge Roy Bean
Posted by: It's me donna
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What we need to do is play their game.
Round up Mayorkas, Weisman, Fauci and the most egregious judges and put them in jail.

When they come with a writ to release them tell them it's invalid. Let the lawyers bleed them dry through the courts.

No standing
Invalid
I can't hear you

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (hG1+u)

200 He'll probably get a ticker tape parade too

"Maybe we can hook him up with a job!"
--University of Illinois

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (PYyV9)

201 murder through the use of a firearm and using a firearm with a silencer to commit a crime of violence.
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A silencer is not illegal. Having a firearm is, in New York. I think.

In federal law, to be death penalty eligible. You have to be doing a violent crime first, that then results in murder. Armed bank robbery, shoot a guard. At least thats what i heard. Oddly just shooting someone doesnt get you the chair in fed law. They tried to use stalking, a crime but judge said not violent. Eh.

Posted by: Law will make you wish it didnt at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (xj28v)

202 190 "Why can't the world be the 80s again?"
-the left, doing everything possible to prevent anything like the 80s from happening again
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

While shouting "RE-CREATE '68!!!".

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (iXqHn)

203 When the govt tries to make things affordable prices for those things increase faster than inflation sometimes by several orders of magnitude.

See education, health care and housing as exhibits a,b and c.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (PHOGh)

204 The simple answer is that the law should be back to what it was until the wave of do-gooder criminal sympathy took root in the 60's.

ALL premeditated murder should be punishable by the Death Penalty. No conditions, no aggravating circumstances required, no other elements needed. ALL Premeditated murder should be punished by Death, just like we used to do. Period.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (giMmT)

205 You need a killing plus another separate crime of violence. A killing alone isn't enough. The prosecution conceded as much.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

That's REAL retarded, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

It makes sense, because 90% of murders are state crimes. For the Feds to get involved...the Federal Government has to be involved in some way. On Federal property, against a federal employee, or (as alleged in this case) while committing another Federal violation. But, it sounds like the Federal violation here didn't meet the criteria/threshold needed. It doesn't seem that far off. The State can (and should) charge him with murder, but as for the feds...it's really not their case.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

206 You know Who Else wasn't expected to survive long in prison?

Speaking of "can't wait to read his book..."
We'll be lucky if he doesn't get funding in there to start a prisoners' revolt party and take over the whole country.
Not like it's never happened before.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (zdLoL)

207 In a win for prosecutors, Garnett said they could present evidence to the jury from Mangione's backpack that he had at the time of his arrest at a McDonald's in Altoona, Pennsylvania.
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I think people are exaggerating about the judge.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (6ZSsV)

208 >>There's a thing with a heavy curved blade and two handles on each end so you can cut the whole diameter in one go.


It's called a Bat' Leth.

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (ZcsJV)

209 168 U.S. District Judge Margaret Garnett apparently wants a living martyr so the MFM/Hollyweird crowd can deify him through interviews, movies, and retrospectives on their hero.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026
04:07 PM (gLikB)

Pardoning a dead guy just doesn't demonstrate the power of a fully functional Democrat Party. The standard is Guilty as Sin and Free as a Bird.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (w/O5Q)

210 "Why can't the world be the 80s again?" Make that 1950s, please.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (N8ZBc)

211 It was certainly done to change corporate policy, even the leftists would agree.

Yeah and if you worked hard enough you could possibly link that to government policy through legislation or executive order making these changes, but I think its a stretch and again, a NY Jury probably wants to give him a medal to begin with so its a bit of an ask.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9)

212 "Why can't the world be the 80s again?"
-the left, doing everything possible to prevent anything like the 80s from happening again


This is another odd thing about the left on the one hand the past was irredeemably racist and evil, and yes they mean the 1980s, but on the other hand they'll tell you modern Republicans are so extreme unlike the ones in the 80s and earlier.

This is a real philosophical odd spot for them, because we have obviously gone way way to the left over the last few generations while things have gotten in their views worse.

Yes I know pointing this out to them doesn't work they stick their heads in the sand and just play pretend they don't believe BOTH to be true.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

213 Judge: Luigi Mangione accidentally gave the victim lead poisoning... Accidents happen all the time...

MSM: He's a good boy, just look at his middle school soccer team pictures

Idiot White Women: He's so dreamy. He totally fixed health care...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 04:14 PM (Wnqw0)

214 one. Saw a YT clip of some woman in a pizzeria chopping a pizza out of the oven like a dervish with one. It was like 20"" blade or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

Found it, it's called a pizza rocker cutter and it kind of looks like a mezzaluna only it's not as moon shaped it has a flatter blade and looks deadly and like it'd work great for fast pizza cutting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 04:14 PM (S6amQ)

215 >>> The American government doesn't spend any money on healthcare, you know. They spend it all on the Pentagon instead.

Oh, they do...just for illegals. Hardworking Americans can go hang.

I knew when Obama said if you like your plan you can keep your plan it was a bald faced lie. It didn't take being a Cassandra to see that.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:15 PM (gWBY1)

216 >>"Why can't the world be the 80s again?" Make that 1950s, please.


Back when the world's problems could be solved with the back of your hand.

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at January 30, 2026 04:15 PM (ZcsJV)

217 A silencer is not illegal.

I think suppressors are potentially illegal, at least if you don't have a license. It is also likely that using one in the commission of a crime increases penalties in NYC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:15 PM (PYyV9)

218 Meh. The women here think Luigi is dreamy. One of them wants to write him a letter and tell him how much she loves him. Not kidding. It’s so weird.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (W2Pud)

Used to be a survival strategy for women when the strongmen from another district killed all the men and took them captive. Hook up with the strongest dude you could and you and your kids might make it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

219 212 This is a real philosophical odd spot for them, because we have obviously gone way way to the left over the last few generations while things have gotten in their views worse.

Yes I know pointing this out to them doesn't work they stick their heads in the sand and just play pretend they don't believe BOTH to be true.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

======

I've noted this weird dichotomy of yearning for major elements of the past personally and then hating on anyone who talks about returning to any policy from the past (unless it's tax brackets for the super rich).

"Why do I no longer feel save in my city anymore?"

"Well, because of all the policy changes since the late 60s."

"Does that mean you want to return of Jim Crow?!"

"In Philadelphia?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

220 "You have to be doing a violent crime first, that then results in murder."

I'd say "shooting someone in the back multiple times" is a pretty violent crime.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (gLikB)

221 "Why can't the world be the 80s again?" Make that 1950s, please.

Again, I'm reminded of the movie "Don't Worry Darling" which is supposed to be a paean to how men are terrible and we need feminism but when you watch it makes you wish you lived in the 50s...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

222 CEOs should be beating feet out of NYC by the G5 load.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (jc0TO)

223 215 >>> The American government doesn't spend any money on healthcare, you know. They spend it all on the Pentagon instead.

Oh, they do...just for illegals. Hardworking Americans can go hang.

I knew when Obama said if you like your plan you can keep your plan it was a bald faced lie. It didn't take being a Cassandra to see that.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:15 PM (gWBY1)

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$5 trillion a year.

The federal government spends $5 trillion a year on healthcare directly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

224 Bastard shot the guy in the back.

He deserves to die.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (jnZe8)

225 Of course Luigi McMurderface wasn't stalking Thompson. He just happened to be out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel where Thompson was staying and just happened to have a gun with a suppressor attached. All a very likely and innocent coincidence.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (M0V4/)

226 Used to be a survival strategy for women when the strongmen from another district killed all the men and took them captive. Hook up with the strongest dude you could and you and your kids might make it.

Works for gamma males in prison as well. Don Lemon knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

227
VERY SAD . A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He's still paying on his school loans. This just goes to show one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (hG1+u)

228 UPDATE:
Maids contracted to work at his Airbnb just quit.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

229 I do not, do not like the prosecutor trick of piling on multiple charges just to terrify defendants into making a deal or get a conviction, and maybe this was one of those instances, but I also don't like judges imperially reducing charges to aid a sympathetic defendant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9)

230 Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Yeah, for the criminals.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (E7+ue)

231 >>> Used to be a survival strategy for women when the strongmen from another district killed all the men and took them captive. Hook up with the strongest dude you could and you and your kids might make it.

One of the women in Squid Games did that. Did not end well for her or the alpha male...

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:18 PM (gWBY1)

232 Even if this guy does get a sentence of death, what are the odds that it will be carried out before natural causes take over?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 04:18 PM (ESVrU)

233 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9)

He attempted to terrorize all healthcare corporate officers. The Left agrees with that. And supports it.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 04:18 PM (cwGMH)

234 by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (hG1+u)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2026 04:18 PM (Vvh2V)

235 31 The George Soros Plan of electing left-wing judges and AG's seems to be working well for the Democrats all across this country.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Let's lock him up, de-bank him, and clawback all his money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (hG1+u)

236 Maids contracted to work at his Airbnb just quit.

Well that blows for me then

Posted by: The guy's Bissell at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

237 I think suppressors are potentially illegal, at least if you don't have a license. It is also likely that using one in the commission of a crime increases penalties in NYC.
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Personally, I've never understood why our troops are not equipped with silencers. All that Night Vision and Thermal Vision is cheated once you stop banging away.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (Hpgos)

238 227 A vet who sleeps with his 'patients?' That's ... ambiguous.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (N8ZBc)

239 So you can’t be charged with murdering someone with a firearm even though the person was murdered with a firearm?

Our legal system is horseshit. We should be shooting the lawyers and judges.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (SI0IF)

240 Your honor his name was Mangione I figured he was gonna make a pie. Fuggitaboutit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (IDEQi)

241 one. Saw a YT clip of some woman in a pizzeria chopping a pizza out of the oven like a dervish with one. It was like 20"" blade or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

Found it, it's called a pizza rocker cutter and it kind of looks like a mezzaluna only it's not as moon shaped it has a flatter blade and looks deadly and like it'd work great for fast pizza cutting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 04:14 PM (S6amQ)

Yeah, that's the kinda thing. Good way to leave a limb on the pizza too, I guess if you are careless

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

242 If they ever go to the library, it is full of bubble poppers. They only came to dox.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (EyfuW)

243 >>> Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.

You eff ONE goat...as the old joke goes.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:19 PM (gWBY1)

244 I <3 Luigi xOxOxO

Posted by: U.S. District Judge Margaret Garnett at January 30, 2026 04:20 PM (jGJov)

245 Would motions to impeach be futile, or might they scare some of these "judges".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:20 PM (AlhUl)

246 The federal government spends $5 trillion a year on healthcare directly.

I believe I read that in Oregon and several other states, health care and health insurance is the biggest private employer. This happened directly because of Obamacare. The state government is, of course, the biggest overall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:20 PM (PYyV9)

247 I'd say "shooting someone in the back multiple times" is a pretty violent crime.
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Another violent crime first. Armed robbery of a bank. Then you shoot murder a guard. That works. Apparently hit men cant get the chair in federal court unless they punch the vic before they shoot them. Ridiculous isnt it.

Posted by: Law will make you wish it didnt at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (xj28v)

248 VERY SAD . A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He's still paying on his school loans. This just goes to show one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM (hG1+u)



I hear the Red Cresent Gazan Hospital and UN Compound is hiring.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (2WIwB)

249 " 9 He's on video pulling a gun and killing a man by shooting him in the back.

Explain to me how you take the murder charge off the table?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)"

Meh. Just one more step closer to "eh.fuck it, all you dipshits line up in front of the pit"

Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (K6SBR)

250 @180 MAN ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS WITH VACUUM

Vacuum sweeper hoses are 1.25 inches, 1.5 inches, 2 inches, and 2.5 inches, with 2.5 inches being a common size. A sweeper hose cannot accommodate a full-grown man. This little fellow wasn't "engaged," he was just being a pest. And that's illegal in Florida.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (zdLoL)

251 VERY SAD . A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He's still paying on his school loans. This just goes to show one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 04:17 PM



I am so slow.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (jc0TO)

252 Oh this is another fun one with lefty LIVs...

LL: Insurance companies should have to approve all claims!

Me: Ok, are you willing to pay substantially more personally then?

LL: Oh hell no, health insurance costs are already way too high! The government should pay for it.

Me: Ok so you want to pay MUCH higher taxes like the europeans then?

LL: Oh hell no I already pay too much in taxes

Me: So where does the money come from?

LL: RICH PEOPLE

Me: But you live in a $2M house and vacation in Europe you are rich

LL: No, really rich people!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

253 Was there an unusual buzzing sound coming from the judge's crotch area when she ruled this?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG)

254 Personally, I've never understood why our troops are not equipped with silencers. All that Night Vision and Thermal Vision is cheated once you stop banging away.

And their hearing is not great after all the shooting. I think suppressors affect long distance accuracy slightly but I am not sure it matters with how much lead gets thrown down range in an average firefight.

He attempted to terrorize all healthcare corporate officers.

Yeah there probably is a lesser, non-federal charge of terrorizing or something like that. Like, a civilian version of terrorism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)

255 you can’t be charged with murdering someone with a firearm even though the person was murdered with a firearm?
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Headline was shit writing. He is charged still, but he cant get the death penalty.

Posted by: Law will make you wish it didnt at January 30, 2026 04:23 PM (xj28v)

256 Can I be held in his cell?

Posted by: Don Le Mon at January 30, 2026 04:23 PM (d+vNl)

257 Unreal.

Premeditated murder on a public street. Not guilty by way of being a wagging caterpillar eyebrow "dreamboat." Gag. Harfing quietly.

Their hero! Kill The Man who suppresses them! Or something retardo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 04:23 PM (WONhk)

258 Christopher R Taylor: "I think suppressors are potentially illegal, at least if you don't have a license..."

Yeah, if you don't allow yourself to get rotorooted by the Feds due to possessing an NFA item and buying and holding the Tax Stamp, you're committing a felony.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 04:23 PM (gLikB)

259 The law is an ass.

Posted by: Mr. Bumble at January 30, 2026 04:23 PM (jc0TO)

260 I'm mad about this, but my understanding is federal murder charges that carry the death penalty are unusually rare. Like treason. It's usually state charges.

I would argue though this did rise to the level of terrorism like a Timothy McVeigh. But of course a liberal judge is going to find every loophole possible because deep down they love this guy.

I always wonder, if some VA federal bureaucrat denied health treatment to a veteran and a MAGA type murdered them in cold blood, also a hero?

Posted by: Leupold at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (eIzlH)

261 "It's a Flowbee! I was just trimming the verge!!!"
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 04:12 PM (ZcsJV)


THE FLOWBEE HAS BLADES INSIDE

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (NtVYv)

262 Suppressors are illegal in NY, but are legal on the Federal level and many states. I have almost a dozen now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (SI0IF)

263 At some point, someone needs to explain to me why leftists like to have criminals loose and walking around. Do they really believe they will never become the victims of said criminals? And if so, how are they pulling that off, exactly?

I know commies all believe they will be the commissars and not the proletariat, which is patently false, so I suppose they can believe anything.

But this is complete denial of reality. LALA Land.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (I40wl)

264 LL: RICH PEOPLE

Me: But you live in a $2M house and vacation in Europe you are rich

LL: No, really rich people!


Like Bernie Sanders going from "millionaires must pay their fair share and are our enemies" to "billionaires must pay..." once he became a millionaire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9)

265 And their hearing is not great after all the shooting. I think suppressors affect long distance accuracy slightly but I am not sure it matters with how much lead gets thrown down range in an average firefight.
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Most of a gunfight is inside of 100m.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Hpgos)

266 >>>A vet who sleeps with his 'patients?' That's ... ambiguous.

Also, vets don't go to medical school. They go to vet school.

But other than that...

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Y1sOo)

267 Well now someone in genpop can shank him in the neck a dozen times in 20 seconds. Probably better this way.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (KtOUo)

268 Found it, it's called a pizza rocker cutter and it kind of looks like a mezzaluna only it's not as moon shaped it has a flatter blade and looks deadly and like it'd work great for fast pizza cutting.
Posted by: CaliGirl

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$5 more for extra toppings

Posted by: Tony's Pizza at January 30, 2026 04:25 PM (1iXwP)

269 Of course Luigi McMurderface wasn't stalking Thompson. He just happened to be out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel where Thompson was staying and just happened to have a gun with a suppressor attached. All a very likely and innocent coincidence.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2026 04:16 PM (M0V4/)

There was a funny SF story of a planet where the natives were real peaceful but fanatics about golf. When an earthling goes on a crime rampage they do nothing, but when he tries to steal a jewel encrusted golf club one resists and he kills him. He's shocked that the crime was not murder, but interrupting the golf game. Two other aliens pledge to break the guy out....after one, or maybe three more rounds of golf....

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+)

270 I am so slow.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (jc0TO)

I had to go back and re-read it after seeing Tammy's LOL emojis.

So, you are not the only one.

:/

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 04:25 PM (89Sog)

271 A bit OT...
A dude in California got busted for having a "fortified underground" where he had 13 firearms and 10,000 rounds of ammo. Personally I'd call that a good start.
There was also an allegation of growing weed. Well, that sucks for him.
Here at the Diogenes barrel, they'd find a lot of whiskey.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 04:26 PM (2WIwB)

272 Law will make you wish it didnt: "Ridiculous isnt it."

Yep. Absurdity on stilts.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 04:26 PM (gLikB)

273 For the record, Luigi looks like a hairy overgrown goomba to me. Not the least bit attractive. So whomever is salivating over his visage probably needs to get out a bit more than at present.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 04:26 PM (I40wl)

274 Suppressors are illegal in NY, but are legal on the Federal level and many states.

I think its more that the Trump administration is not enforcing any penalties, but technically its still illegal? I a not clear on this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:26 PM (PYyV9)

275 "The federal government spends $5 trillion a year on healthcare directly."

Healthcare is a scarce economic good with price inelasticity of demand. (Did I say that right?) IOW: people will pay any $amount to anybody who they believe can save them from dying, and severe pain. They usually don't fret much when it has to be other people's money. So healthcare providers can raise prices at whim.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:27 PM (N8ZBc)

276 I hear the Red Cresent Gazan Hospital and UN Compound is hiring.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 04:21 PM (2WIwB)

Baaaad joke, baaaaad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:27 PM (NtVYv)

277 188 MAN ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS WITH VACUUM: A man is in custody after allegedly walking nude around a Florida resort and publicly engaging in a sexual act with a vacuum cleaner.

Well that story sucked
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

***********

To be fair, we should probably withhold judgment until we've seen pics of the vacuum.

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at January 30, 2026 04:27 PM (We5PL)

278 And their hearing is not great after all the shooting. I think suppressors affect long distance accuracy slightly but I am not sure it matters with how much lead gets thrown down range in an average firefight.

He attempted to terrorize all healthcare corporate officers.

Yeah there probably is a lesser, non-federal charge of terrorizing or something like that. Like, a civilian version of terrorism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)

Even before the cult of the sniper took over the army has had an idea that infantry rifles should be able to hit something very far off, despite the fact that most gun exchanges are at pretty short ranges in reality. They did a lot of futzing with the M-16 because of that IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

279 182 Do Cape Cod Original potato chips count as a major food group?
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 04:09 PM (rj6Yv)

Cape Cod chips are the Captain Crunch of the potato chip world ...

Damn things cut my mouth to shreds

Posted by: browndog shakes out his coat at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (3sXRv)

280
PizzaCutterGate

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (IifOV)

281 To be fair, we should probably withhold judgment until we've seen pics of the vacuum.
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at January 30, 2026 04:27 PM (We5PL)

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (I40wl)

282 The law is more the problem here than the judge. I do not see that she is a left winger trying to save him or set him free. I know this will make me unpopular. I call it like I see it, always. Read the rulings - there were several - and justifications.

Always happy to be wrong and she may yet make a monkey out of me. But today is not Monkey Day.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (6ZSsV)

283 Health care, which probably included insurance before the unACA was 1/6 of the economy. I've no idea what it is now. But that is just a function of being a rich country. If people or the country can afford it, most of them are going to spend money to try to stay healthy, and then to stay alive longer. Only a few are going to go "eh, when its my time its my time and I aint messing with medical quacks to try to squeeze out a few extra months"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (hhkIi)

284 227 I set my drink down just in time. LOLOLOL

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:28 PM (Q0yOR)

285 They usually don't fret much when it has to be other people's money. So healthcare providers can raise prices at whim.

One thing I've tried to point out to LIVs is if they want the government to pay for healthcare it will determine what they get and what they don't, whereas if they pay they can make that choice.

"But the healthcare I want costs more then I can afford!" Ok. Now multiply that by 330 million. The problem doesn't go away.

Either individuals pay for their own care, or governments do and governments will always be incentivized to cut costs so they can spend the money they have on other things...like their own graft

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

286 190 185 Occasionally in talking to lefty LIVs I'll point out that "back in the day" you could see a doctor, even a specialist!, in a short period of time and the price wouldn't break the bank. They'll agree until I point out "back in the day" ended shortly after Obamacare was passed.

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Back in the 70s and 80s when I was a rambunctious kid who got injured a lot, I went to the emergency room probably 10 times. We did not have medical insurance and my parents were able to pay for it despite being relatively poor. Not only were the prices much lower but you could make arrangements with the hospital or doctor to make payments. Then the democrats decided that they could get people to vote for them by promising free healthcare and service has gone down and prices have gone up ever since.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 04:29 PM (Wnqw0)

287 This is another example: when the left takes power, there will be no limits to trampling rights. Follow laws they want to. BAMN

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 04:30 PM (B43cA)

288 To be fair, we should probably withhold judgment until we've seen pics of the vacuum.

One day soon Japan will introduce a life looking sex bot and the world will never be the same...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

289 "MAN ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS WITH VACUUM"

Charles Bronson cracked a case just like that, 13 secs:
youtube.com/watch?v=wCyGd4AngcE

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:30 PM (N8ZBc)

290 Ed Driscoll has a new Beatles post up at Instapundit.

Posted by: breaking news! at January 30, 2026 04:30 PM (RuMUX)

291 Old lady whispered to her husband. " I just let out a huge silent fart, what shlould I do ?"

The Husband: Change the battery in your hearing aid.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

292 I think its more that the Trump administration is not enforcing any penalties, but technically its still illegal? I a not clear on this one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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No. Under federal NFA law, you also have to obey state laws so you can be charged federally if you have a suppressor or cause such to be transferred across state lines into a prohibited state.

Right now, Congress eliminated the $200 tax stamp requirement to acquire a suppressor (or an Short Barrelled Rifle) but that spending bill does not override the NFA federal requirements to be legal in the state you are purchasing in and registration with fedgov.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:31 PM (2swu2)

293 They did a lot of futzing with the M-16 because of that IIRC.
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Mostly the Squad Automatic Weapon changed the lethality of M16 in close combat cuz they wanted the SAW effective on area targets out to 600m+. This created a need for a heavier 5.56mm round and full powder charge which turn the M16 into an ice pick at close quarters.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 04:31 PM (Hpgos)

294 >>> Like Bernie Sanders going from "millionaires must pay their fair share and are our enemies" to "billionaires must pay..." once he became a millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9)

All good comrades have summer homes! It was amazing how breezily he brushed off having three homes like it was nothing.

Seriously, he should, as a good commie, let Somali refugees squat in his summer home for free when he's not using it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:31 PM (gWBY1)

295 290 When does he not? He is tiresome. Never had an original thought.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:31 PM (Q0yOR)

296 Then the democrats decided that they could get people to vote for them by promising free healthcare and service has gone down and prices have gone up ever since.

You can still get a big discount from the hospital by paying cash up front instead of going through insurance, but at least some states prohibit you from doing so if you HAVE insurance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:32 PM (PYyV9)

297 Again... not dealing with the judicial coup on day one has got to be one of Trump's major disappointments. One of the reasons there are rulings like this is because the judiciary knows "nothing will happen." The administration has demonstrated they're not willing to pull the same shit *biden's crew did. Mostly because the judges are on the left's side.

It's going to keep biting us in the ass until it's addressed... BAMN.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 04:32 PM (jtM2q)

298 Mumia is still a prison celebrity in the Pennsylvania state prison after murdering a police officer

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

299 You file some forms with the ATF with a picture and your fingerprints, get approved, pay the tax (now $0). If it’s legal in your state laws, of course.

You legally now have a suppressor. I shoot with them all the time.

Same process for Maxine guns, SR, SBS, AOWs, and destructive devices.

You can even make your own suppressors. As long as you file the forms and get approved. If you made one and didn’t, that would be illegal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:32 PM (SI0IF)

300 282 The law is more the problem here than the judge. I do not see that she is a left winger trying to save him or set him free. I know this will make me unpopular. I call it like I see it, always. Read the rulings - there were several - and justifications.

Always happy to be wrong and she may yet make a monkey out of me. But today is not Monkey Day.
Posted by: ...
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We will see if the prosecutors appeal. The more important issue is that the knapsack is in as evidence which means the gun and suppressor. So forensics can match the bullet to the gun confirming it is the murder weapon. Important in a circumstantial case.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2swu2)

301 Didn't read the comments so it's definitely already been said, but this is the most believable thing on the face of the earth.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 04:33 PM (5aZAZ)

302 Right now, Congress eliminated the $200 tax stamp requirement to acquire a suppressor (or an Short Barrelled Rifle) but that spending bill does not override the NFA federal requirements to be legal in the state you are purchasing in and registration with fedgov.

OK that was what I heard about Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:33 PM (PYyV9)

303 Back in the 70s and 80s when I was a rambunctious kid who got injured a lot, I went to the emergency room probably 10 times. We did not have medical insurance and my parents were able to pay for it despite being relatively poor. Not only were the prices much lower but you could make arrangements with the hospital or doctor to make payments. Then the democrats decided that they could get people to vote for them by promising free healthcare and service has gone down and prices have gone up ever since.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 04:29 PM (Wnqw0)

A bit before COVID I fell and broke an arm. I had changed jobs so my old insurance's term was ending and I paid for the operation in cash. Got a bit of rehab paid for before things ran out.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)

304 "Mumia is still a prison celebrity in the Pennsylvania state prison after murdering a police officer."

MIT paid Angela Davis to speak in 2023. Judge-killing celebrity.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (N8ZBc)

305 Compare this to how the judges on the J6 cases allowed the Prosecution to pile on all the charges they could think of so as to create a plea deal necessity for the defendent instead of rolling the dice on Federal felonies.

Make no mistake. By taking the death penalty off the table without justification, the Judge is limiting the strategy of the prosecution to get the defendent to change his not guilty plea.

Total egregious misapplication of the Bench.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)

306 Remember the list of grievances the colonialists placed in the Declaration of Independence? This modern, renegade American judicial system would fit perfectly in that list.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (SLFJJ)

307 .
Why has no one done the right thing and disfigured the sexy perp?

Posted by: Marooned at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (kt8QE)

308 A bit before COVID I fell and broke an arm. I had changed jobs so my old insurance's term was ending and I paid for the operation in cash. Got a bit of rehab paid for before things ran out.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)

Had the same thing happen when I was younger. Took me 3 years to pay for that broken arm.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (NtVYv)

309 "217 A silencer is not illegal.

I think suppressors are potentially illegal, at least if you don't have a license. It is also likely that using one in the commission of a crime increases penalties in NYC.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:15 PM (PYyV9)"

It's not a license, you need to get approval to pay the tax stamp and have it on the NFA registry.

The feds do not fuck around on those laws for us peasants, I (personally) know someone who ended up dead over them. They will kill your ass, and possibly any number of other people along the way.

Non-goverment possession of silencers is 100% banned in NY state, zero exceptions. This means they're federally banned also. At best one might pass through with them in a locked container to and from other states, per federal law, but in practice the state will arrest you if discovered and you will 100% go to jail and the feds won't help you even though the state prosecution is unlawful.

Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (K6SBR)

310 The women's think he's dreamy....

Until he pops a cap in their ass.

Oh well, it's New York. Shouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (E7+ue)

311 The .308 in the M-14 was "overpowered", almost unusable in full auto and they over corrected that with the 5.56mm with too small a round.

Something in between should have been developed, the British actually had a good round with the .280 British, but it was rejected for NATO.

there's all sorts of solutions now and the 5.56 has been improved.

Posted by: Leupold at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (eIzlH)

312 283 Health care, which probably included insurance before the unACA was 1/6 of the economy. I've no idea what it is now. But that is just a function of being a rich country. If people or the country can afford it, most of them are going to spend money to try to stay healthy, and then to stay alive longer. Only a few are going to go "eh, when its my time its my time and I aint messing with medical quacks to try to squeeze out a few extra months"
Posted by: PaleRider

About 18 percent now. Reached 20 percent in 2020 due to Covid.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (2swu2)

313 One reason we have the death penalty, and did not eliminate it in the 70s when much of Europe did, is because there were a string of "progressive" jurisdictions that went soft on crime and let murders out with light sentences. They killed again.

The death penalty survived in the USA because the public did not trust the government to keep these monsters off the streets. This is my opinion as someone who followed the arguments at the time and interpreted them thusly. The Left wanted to eliminate it and said "lifetime in prison is more just," but the public knew better -- they knew that "lifetime" really only meant until the next wave of progressive reforms to let criminals walk free.

Just adding this here for context. We have reached the point where the current progressive wave is even preventing the charges to get to a death penalty. For a terrorist assassination, no less.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (1iXwP)

314 "MAN ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEX ACTS WITH VACUUM"


Its a plot by Big Vacuum.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (2WIwB)

315 Make no mistake. By taking the death penalty off the table without justification, the Judge is limiting the strategy of the prosecution to get the defendent to change his not guilty plea.

Total egregious misapplication of the Bench.
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Eh. I think i will wait before i set my hair on fire. He's going down. He is proud of what he did and will take credit for it.watch.

Posted by: Law will make you wish it didnt at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (xj28v)

316 310 The women's think he's dreamy....

Until he pops a cap in their ass


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Oh, that’s exactly what they’re dreaming about…

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (SLFJJ)

317 Note for the NFA stuff, even if the tax is zero you still need the paperwork for it.

That's actually a trap that has been set, regulating with a tax of zero is verboten, but the law has been upheld because it's a tax... the lawsuits are ongoing.

Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (K6SBR)

318 Lemmiwinks: "Then the democrats decided that they could get people to vote for them by promising free healthcare and service has gone down and prices have gone up ever since."

Guess what else broke the bank WRT healthcare? Illegal immigration. Hospitals were/are forced to treat those who go to the ER. So there's an endless and (up until recently) exponentially growing pressure at the single most expensive component of healthcare and social services.

And as long as there's political pressure to save the "poor and oppressed" with concomitant taxing to send to the hospitals, the hospitals are fine with it. Business is good. Not really an optimal allocation of resources and forgetting any concept of fairness to it all. It can't help but fail.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (gLikB)

319 Non-goverment possession of silencers is 100% banned in NY state, zero exceptions. This means they're federally banned also. At best one might pass through with them in a locked container to and from other states, per federal law, but in practice the state will arrest you if discovered and you will 100% go to jail and the feds won't help you even though the state prosecution is unlawful.
Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (K6SBR)
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If you want to take a silencer/suppressor across state lines, you have to file a form with the ATF notifying them and the suppressor has to be legal in the state to which you intend to take it.

The NFA is a retarded travesty of bullshit and should have been ruled unconstitutional years ago, but here we are.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (5aZAZ)

320 I always wonder, if some VA federal bureaucrat denied health treatment to a veteran and a MAGA type murdered them in cold blood, also a hero?

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No, cuz nuance and shit

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Wnqw0)

321 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: The UN has issued a letter to its 193 member states warning that they face 'imminent financial COLLAPSE' after Donald Trump cut US funding
The globalists are panicking! 🔥

They have to actually pay their own bills now, and realize their socialist paradises are built on quicksand?

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (gWBY1)

322 At best one might pass through with them in a locked container to and from other states, per federal law, but in practice the state will arrest you if discovered and you will 100% go to jail and the feds won't help you even though the state prosecution is unlawful.
Posted by: heya

I rate that claim as true. NYC in particular is vicious where even air travelers forced to go through La Guardia or JFK get stranded in transit and the airport demands that they pick up their firearms, suppressors, etc. Picking them up means you get arrested and charged.

Frankly NY State is a horrible state legally and the Trump prosecutions just illustrated why any corporation or group should leave it and now Delaware for more business friendly places to incorporate and do business.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (2swu2)

323 'The UN has issued a letter to its 193 member states warning that they face 'imminent financial COLLAPSE' after Donald Trump cut US funding'

Good!

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (N8ZBc)

324 nood

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (N8ZBc)

325 Until he pops a cap in their ass.

"I can fix him!"
--AWFL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)

326 That's actually a trap that has been set, regulating with a tax of zero is verboten, but the law has been upheld because it's a tax... the lawsuits are ongoing.
Posted by: heya
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Miller case in 1939 used the justification of taxes to allow the US government to do what law scholars believed was impossible under the Commerce Clause doctrine of the time. That being said, the NFA, under modern commerce clause understanding is likely to be found constitutional if people try to push it to Scotus. Note that the PLCAA also relies on Commerce Clause and that would be vulnerable along with FOPA if the NFA itself was overturned.

Machine guns are not going to be legalized for the masses by this Court and probably not by Congress either. IMHO, widely available suppressors and removal of SBR/Shotguns are more important anyway for most people.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (2swu2)

327 I wouldn't bring anything sharper than a banana or more shooty than a nerf gun to NYS.

Fuck that place.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (5aZAZ)

328 I'm having a slice of cheap tombstone frozen pizza at this very moment. Don't feel like cooking on Friday.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (oT7pT)

329 "311 The .308 in the M-14 was "overpowered", almost unusable in full auto and they over corrected that with the 5.56mm with too small a round.

Something in between should have been developed, the British actually had a good round with the .280 British, but it was rejected for NATO.
Posted by: Leupold at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (eIzlH)"

It was developed. The M1 garand was originally, what, .276? It got retooled for WW2 because they wanted to use the mountians of 30-06 they had.

Dumb decision when they turned around and shoved more ammo into the sea in 1945 and 1946 than they fired in the war, out of pure laziness, rarher than secure, repareiate, or break it down.

5.56 is on the small end, and the M16 in particlular is problematic with small bolt lugs that make it hard to upgrade caliber, but overall it works. Nobody complains 5.45 isn't enough in Ukraine. It just isn't relevant in the big picture.

Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (K6SBR)

330 Machine guns are not going to be legalized for the masses by this Court and probably not by Congress either. IMHO, widely available suppressors and removal of SBR/Shotguns are more important anyway for most people.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (2swu2)
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Full auto anything is...fun, every now and then. I mean who doesn't want to squeeze the trigger for a few seconds on a belt-fed? Faggots, that's who...but for most every day purposes it's just a really expensive way to waste ammunition.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (5aZAZ)

331 "Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (2swu2)"

The modern frt's make machinegun laws obsolete. Anyone can snag one now, effectively.

Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (K6SBR)

332 They were trying to hide it. It was just done with the typical level of shitlib incompetence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (SI0IF)

333 Suppressors are illegal in NY, but are legal on the Federal level and many states. I have almost a dozen now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:24 PM (SI0IF)
****
Hold my beer.

Posted by: Commiefornia at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (KtOUo)

334 LizLem: "They have to actually pay their own bills now, and realize their socialist paradises are built on quicksand?"

I'd love to laugh (and I am), but then I look again at US debt. Holy Moley.

I mean, we might be on the most stable sand, but it's still sand. Collapse of the dollar would be Armageddon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (gLikB)

335 I want to know how Bill gave his wife antibiotics "secretly." I realize this is not the point, but I have questions. Maybe he screwed up and gave her testosterone instead, as she looks a bit manly to me.

A walloping meatloaf of news today!

The "walloping meatloaf" is in memory of my brother, who used to send me thick letters in college that were hilarious...knowing I hated our mother's meatloaf with the texture of a sponge. This is what he called his letters to me.

We never did figure out what on earth she did to the meatloaf (he watched me pretend to eat it while covering it or putting in a paper napkin).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (WONhk)

336 Posted above under wrong post.

Yes I am sober.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (WONhk)

337
"But the healthcare I want costs more then I can afford!" Ok. Now multiply that by 330 million. The problem doesn't go away.

Either individuals pay for their own care, or governments do and governments will always be incentivized to cut costs so they can spend the money they have on other things...like their own graft
Posted by: 18-1
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It began with AIDS.
Insurance companies told Reagan they could not afford to pay out for treatments or they would go Bankrupt and everyone will DIE. (Fauci's in there somewhere) But that's when everything changed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (hG1+u)

338 At the new post I'm getting a blank white page.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (hG1+u)

339 This page isn’t working
ace.mu.nu is currently unable to handle this request.
HTTP ERROR 500

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (hG1+u)

340 I've never understood why our troops are not equipped with silencers. All that Night Vision and Thermal Vision is cheated once you stop banging away."

That wasn't my experience as gunner for the LAV-25. 25mm M242 Bushmaster Chain Cannon. Part of our Qual was at night, never had a problem with the flash blinding night vision. We didn't have thermals on the LAV-25 in the 90s but our LAV-ATs did. It was common to use them to spot targets and even adjust our fire and I can't recall them ever complaining either.

Poor ATs. Supposed to be our insurance against T-72s but their optics were so advanced that they were routinely being called up to the front of the pack to take a look-see. Back and forth all night long.


Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (ciYHQ)

341 NOOD psycho Spanberger:
https://acecomments.mu.nu/
?post=418316

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (ULPxl)

342 How could you dismiss that charge? Murder through the use of a firearm.?

He bought the gun
stalked his target
Intended to kill him
Did kill him.

None of this is in dispute.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 05:59 PM (vOtXJ)

343 You know of course the only reason Winsome Smith lost is racism. And sexism.

Look, it's what they would say if the positions were reversed.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 06:00 PM (vOtXJ)

344 The Feds need to check to see if there is evidence of interactions between Mangione and this pizza boy. If there is, add FEDERAL conspiracy charges. As Mangione traveled across state lines to commit his crime, it should work.
And, for that matter, his victim headed a multi-state corporation.
Take a page from the Federal response to biased state courts. Charge offenders with FEDERAL crimes, if the state courts won't do their job.

Posted by: Linda S Fox at January 31, 2026 09:49 AM (7Rs+y)

"StopICE" Website Used to Track ICE Vehicles and Agents Hacked, All User Information Downloaded and Forwarded to FBI

Via Twitchy.

They're all miserable losers and incompetents:

Unrelated, except that they're all losers and incompetents:

Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

2 LOL.


Haxor.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

3 /points and laughs

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (OUMaO)

4 LATEST: TSA workers eating dinner were mistaken for ICE agents, drawing dozens of protesters to a Lynwood restaurant.

We tried speaking with an apparent organizer but received little explanation. pic.twitter.com/5Y6HH0ikqQ

— Matthew Seedorff (@MattSeedorff) January 29, 2026



Soon, it won't be feds doing the shooting.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Tell me the site was vibe coded. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (YG+k7)

6 Just like the Gestapo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (J+Psw)

7 Hard to be underground when they shine a light on you.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (Hpgos)

8 Can the hack have been done by a guy who pretended to go tranny to get a promotion?

That would be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

9 LOLGF

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

10 Honestly, these damn fools are so used to all the institutions having their backs I'm not sure most have the first conception of OpSec...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (OUMaO)

11 5 Tell me the site was vibe coded. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (YG+k7)
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My guess is vibe coding or outsourcing to some cheap-ass incompetent code farm in India.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (5aZAZ)

12 Paging Nelson Muntz....

Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (lHPJf)

13 Can Higby just posted operation documents for StopIce - they want “flashpoints” that include chaos, possible injuries.

@camhigby

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (Hkcdp)

14 That image of homan on the ice plate website is a chefs kiss.

Imagine the brown note feeling they got when they saw that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:52 PM (i0Hi3)

15 If this is real, then why is the StopICE website still functioning?

I'd love this to be real. But it seems fake to me. That pic of Tom Homan? Come on now.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

16 13 Can Higby just posted operation documents for StopIce - they want “flashpoints” that include chaos, possible injuries.

@camhigby

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (Hkcdp)

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But Trump hasn't had these people fired into the sun, which means that Trump is done deporting people.

All is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

17 Even their location coordinates, because users signed up for updates, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 02:52 PM (Hkcdp)

18 That's how to do it...shine the light on these insects and watch them scurry for the safety of Mama's labia.

Posted by: Expose Them All at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (R/m4+)

19 The Mexican flag was a nice touch..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (VE6XX)

20 We tried speaking with an apparent organizer but received little explanation.

The explanation is they love to indulge irrational rage.

I believe that vice is called "wrath."

Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (syXXq)

21 20 I believe that vice is called "wrath."

Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (syXXq)

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"Had my taste. I calmed down."
-Achilles

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

22 My dearest hope is that the hackers also randomly changed the plate numbers and letter so even if they rebuild their database, the various versions are out of sync.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

23 Imagine being so desperate to protect gangster, murderers, human traffickers, child molesters and rapists that you fight to stop their being arrested and deported.

We knew this would happen though; deporting the tens (hundreds?) of millions of illegals guts the left's power and funding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (PYyV9)

24 All your code are belong to us.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2026 02:54 PM (bNf8H)

25
Another good news day.

Looking forward to the Oscars to see Danny Glover, Sean Penn, Micheal Moore, Oliver Stone, Steven Spielburg and all the other commies wearing black arm bands over the fall of their beloved People's Republic in Cuba.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (Y8DZL)

26 TSA workers harassed...

Second look at Antifa?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (0bjKf)

27 “Who’s doxxing the doxxers?”

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (SLFJJ)

28
OT
Damnit. My basic training buddy just died on the 13th. Buried on the 27th at the Central TX Veteran's Cemetary.

I'm going to have to stop and pay my respects to him at the end of March when I go to TX A&M.

SGM Leonard wwas a damned good NCO. He and his wife raised three outstanding boys, all three turned out to be damned finee NCOs as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (QVmho)

29 "Watch out, you might get what you're after."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (YlWIZ)

30 10 Honestly, these damn fools are so used to all the institutions having their backs I'm not sure most have the first conception of OpSec...

They've convinced themselves they're the reincarnation of Mata Hari, Mossad, and the French Resistance rolled into one. They don't realize they're just Benny Hill, with Yackety Sax playing in the background.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)

31 Oh, thank the Lord.

Ed Driscoll didn't let a Beatles anniversary pass Instapundit by without notice.

Thank you, Ed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

32 HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (ULPxl)

33 "Hello, StopICE,

We're in ur base doxxing ur d00dz!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (ESVrU)

34 Even DataR is now saying the site is back up as before. I think what really happened is the site was hacked by pranksters who posted the messages and pics with Tom Homan. But no personal data was compromised.

I'd like to see confirmation from federal law enforcement that they have the names and are investigating. I don't think I saw that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

35 "vibe coded"

That's my go-to dev methodology now. It's faster to fix a batch of Grok's code than it is to write the whole thing from scratch. I have gotten very very lazy. Don't worry, it's not for production

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (N8ZBc)

36 I admit they've picked the right time to protest ICE. Getting groceries today was a beotch. Almost fell several times.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (AlhUl)

37 If this is real, then why is the StopICE website still functioning?

I'd love this to be real. But it seems fake to me. That pic of Tom Homan? Come on now.


It's real. I saw it when it was down, and it really truly had the Tom Homan picture. The owner has regained control and restored it from a backup twice now. (The second hack was the red text screenshot Ace posted).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

38 These people are frothing at the mouth and should be under quarantine like Old Yeller.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (oT7pT)

39 Imagine being so desperate to protect gangster, murderers, human traffickers, child molesters and rapists that you fight to stop their being arrested and deported. ………

We know from prior evidence that Antifa has all those type of criminals you listed . They are protecting their own.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (cwGMH)

40 23 Imagine being so desperate to protect gangster, murderers, human traffickers, child molesters and rapists that you fight to stop their being arrested and deported.

We knew this would happen though; deporting the tens (hundreds?) of millions of illegals guts the left's power and funding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I think it could be easily 30-40 million but I doubt 100 million figures.

From 2024 Census Bureau,
"April 9, 2024 — From 2010 to 2022, the nation’s foreign-born population increased by 15.6%. According to a new report The Foreign-Born Population in the United States: 2022 released by the U.S. Census Bureau today, the foreign-born population was 46.2 million (13.9% of the total population) in 2022 compared to 40.0 million (12.9% of the total population) in 2010."

So add in mebbe 20-30 million illegals to that total.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2swu2)

41 "The owner if the site is Sherman Austin of Long Beach, California."

Quiet, you.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (yFLFB)

42 I believe that vice is called "wrath."

Possessing it is called "wroth". I am wroth with wrath.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

43 Surveying Reddit, it looks like they're trying to cope by claiming it's all a scam, at least for now.

But some are already moving on to the next stage and crying that they're about to get "night of the long knives'd."

Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (lHPJf)

44 Sherman Austin of Long Beach
———

Can you be more specific? What’s his address? When he is he usually home? Gotta recent pic? Etc.

The only way to stop the madness is to use their rules. They have largely operated without consequences for a very long time.

Now they are attempting to codify it into law, if you hadn’t noticed.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (QFADP)

45 I saw this earlier in the day on X. Talk about being pwned. And called out publicly for being a lousy coder.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (jtM2q)

46 Just did a little diving on that "Matt Beran" mentioned above. He seems to be removing a lot of stuff and privatizing all his social media.

He's an IT guy living in Chaska, MN.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (dIske)

47 But no personal data was compromised.

Several of the names were posted on X.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

48 33 "Hello, StopICE,

We're in ur base doxxing ur d00dz!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (ESVrU)

So who was paying this Sherman Austin guy ? Do they know that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (VE6XX)

49 clueless ICE tracker participant. "its okay, I didn't use my real name on the site, wait what do they mean locations? how could they get that info?".

Not that I have any clue how location would be gotten myself, I'd think it would be just an ISP#, then if the feds were sufficiently motivated they could then go to the internet providers with a warrant to find out who was using that ISP#. But Im just an engineer who codes some math stuff, not a computer expert.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (hhkIi)

50 OK, we have the information.

Almost as much as Google holds.

Use AI to go after the nodes. And find the will to stop this support for criminal, murdering, foreign nationals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (u82oZ)

51 If this is real, then why is the StopICE website still functioning?

I'd love this to be real. But it seems fake to me. That pic of Tom Homan? Come on now.

It's real. I saw it when it was down, and it really truly had the Tom Homan picture. The owner has regained control and restored it from a backup twice now. (The second hack was the red text screenshot Ace posted).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
____

I meant "real" in the sense that the names were hacked and sent to the feds. See my second comment above.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

52 Tell me the site was vibe coded. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (YG+k7)
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My guess is vibe coding or outsourcing to some cheap-ass incompetent code farm in India.

Posted by: ballistic


Or (and I really, REALLY hope this happened) contracted to someone who was, shall we say, not quite as down with the struggle as advertised...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 02:59 PM (OUMaO)

53 Hey now, if we are gonna start protesting the TSA. I might have to show up for that.

Posted by: Seriously at January 30, 2026 02:59 PM (xj28v)

54 I hope some people get prosecuted included congressmen who are working on this spying

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 02:59 PM (Ia/+0)

55 These people are frothing at the mouth and should be under quarantine like Old Yeller.

I believe that vice is called "wrath."

Possessing it is called "wroth". I am wroth with wrath.


I am now wroth with frothing wrath. Beware!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:59 PM (Riz8t)

56 Rico them, you have names now and I am sure there are logs of them planning criminal actions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)

57 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

Are we back to nothing will happen?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (cwGMH)

58 DataRepublican reporting that everyone on the list got a text message from StopICE.net telling them the FBI was on the way. Reddit is melting down.

https://x.com/DataRepublican/status/2017288438265844077

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (2ocoG)

59 40
So add in mebbe 20-30 million illegals to that total.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2swu2)

======

"Even if a Democrat wins the next election, we're always just one election away from Republicans winning again. And they're not going back to 'Just leave 'em alone.'"
-the thinking

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

60 > LATEST: TSA workers eating dinner were mistaken for ICE agents

Does ICE also get issued those bitchin' polyester shirts?

I think I'd hold out for something more Hugo Boss if I were gonna join an ACTUAL!!!!!! NAZI!!! organization like ICE.

But that's just me. The sartorial preferences of others may differ.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (IG3/x)

61 MAJOR BREAKING : The largest ICE license plate tracker, StopICE, has been compromised

Passwords? Just use admin:admin. May I ask who's calling..."

*click!*[\i]

Posted by: StopICE Developer Support- Bangalore at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (1fRPh)

62 The hackers should have add3d The Price IsRight's sad trombone sound as well as Ho.ans meme.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (5T0Wv)

63 I swear I saw someone saw God blessed Donald Trump because his enemies are all stupid.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (cuae1)

64 43 Surveying Reddit, it looks like they're trying to cope by claiming it's all a scam, at least for now.

But some are already moving on to the next stage and crying that they're about to get "night of the long knives'd."

Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (lHPJf)

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"But there's nothing illegal about obstruction of justice if I really don't like the policy!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

65 DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
Reddit starting to notice.

Yeah, the hackers of StopICE weren't kidding.

I can personally testify that the names, logins, passwords, locations (down to coordinates), and phone numbers of 100K+ users were all sent to FBI, ICE, HSI, and more.

Sherman Austin was given time to tell his users of this security breach. Sherman Austin failed his lesson.


Blade, you have to fight Jennica in mortal kombat. Good luck, deaf people have extra senses and stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

66 Wroth with writhing wrath.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:01 PM (N8ZBc)

67 As soon as Homan is done winding down special operations for immigration, the US Attorney should announce he has been staffed up by an equal number of agents for investigating Somali fraud, and specifically following the money trail to Jacob Frey and Retard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:01 PM (2Wwko)

68 63 I swear I saw someone saw God blessed Donald Trump because his enemies are all stupid.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (cuae1)

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Mitt Romney's enemies (well, the Democrat ones) were just as stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

69 35 That's my go-to dev methodology now. It's faster to fix a batch of Grok's code than it is to write the whole thing from scratch. I have gotten very very lazy. Don't worry, it's not for production
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (N8ZBc)

How useful would it be to ask it to try to teach someone who has never written (functional) code before how to start?

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:02 PM (iXqHn)

70 Hey, remember when hackers downloaded all GAB user info? Wasn’t Parker hacked as well, then shutdown?


Seems fair for StopIce to be hacked and is users taunted.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 03:02 PM (Hkcdp)

71 everyone on the list got a text message from StopICE.net telling them the FBI was on the way. Reddit is melting down.

Unintentional admissions of guilt aren't admissible in court, are they?

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (ittVa)

72 DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
Reddit starting to notice.

Yeah, the hackers of StopICE weren't kidding.

I can personally testify that the names, logins, passwords, locations (down to coordinates), and phone numbers of 100K+ users were all sent to FBI, ICE, HSI, and more.

Sherman Austin was given time to tell his users of this security breach. Sherman Austin failed his lesson.

Blade, you have to fight Jennica in mortal kombat. Good luck, deaf people have extra senses and stuff.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)
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What does DR look like? "Fighting" might not be the best solution, ya know ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

73
But no personal data was compromised.

Several of the names were posted on X.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM


someone on the twits posted a "front door picture" of one of the miscreant's apartments

suposably

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (tljrc)

74 SGM Leonard wwas a damned good NCO. He and his wife raised three outstanding boys, all three turned out to be damned finee NCOs as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (QVmho)



Condolences for your loss. May he rest in peace and his memory be joyful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

75 So those 100 thousand can expect a knock on the door....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (VE6XX)

76 "Even if a Democrat wins the next election, we're always just one election away from Republicans winning again. And they're not going back to 'Just leave 'em alone.'"
-the thinking
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Communism is the opiate of the left. They simply shifted from religious belief to materialist leftist views as their new religion and Marx/Gramsci are their prophets. So every political battle to them takes on the aura of a holy war against infidels.

Same with Muzzies.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (2swu2)

77 "But there's nothing illegal about obstruction of justice if I really don't like the policy!"

Its like the people arguing that if someone is not arrested and no indictments have been issued yet for fraud or violently opposing ICE then it isn't illegal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)

78 72 What does DR look like? "Fighting" might not be the best solution, ya know ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Mostly deaf, blonde girl who probably weighs 110 pounds at most.

She gonna scissor kick you to death!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

79
That's a shame.

Posted by: In my best Seinfeld voice at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (Hy+/V)

80 What does DR look like? "Fighting" might not be the best solution, ya know ....

She's cute. But she also has a husband who makes bourbon that I need to try.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG)

81 60 > LATEST: TSA workers eating dinner were mistaken for ICE agents

Does ICE also get issued those bitchin' polyester shirts?

I think I'd hold out for something more Hugo Boss if I were gonna join an ACTUAL!!!!!! NAZI!!! organization like ICE.

But that's just me. The sartorial preferences of others may differ.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (IG3/x)

Lefties had a massive sexual fetish for Nazi Uniforms up until about 2012.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (iXqHn)

82 75 So those 100 thousand can expect a knock on the door....
Posted by: It's me donna
=======
My guess is official letters sent first.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (2swu2)

83 "How useful would it be to ask it to try to teach someone who has never written (functional) code before how to start?"

Every time I use Grok, I learn new and useful stuff. It's a great teaching tool, IMHO.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (N8ZBc)

84 76 Communism is the opiate of the left. They simply shifted from religious belief to materialist leftist views as their new religion and Marx/Gramsci are their prophets. So every political battle to them takes on the aura of a holy war against infidels.

Same with Muzzies.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (2swu2)

I'd say that Mario Mieli is their current prophet.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (iXqHn)

85 80 She's cute. But she also has a husband who makes bourbon that I need to try.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG)

=====

It's the new Blanton's.

Impossible to get...probably perfectly fine at most.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

86 The only way we can lose to these dipshit protestors is not fighting back.

Same with Somali fraudsters - the only way they can get away with it is if we let them.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (vOtXJ)

87 Surveying Reddit, it looks like they're trying to cope by claiming it's all a scam, at least for now.

But some are already moving on to the next stage and crying that they're about to get "night of the long knives'd."

Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2026 02:57 PM (lHPJf)

======

"But there's nothing illegal about obstruction of justice if I really don't like the policy!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
______

Odd that they chose Night of the Long Knives. Lotsa homos and perverts got knifed that night ...

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

88 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (YwEeS)

89 Mitt Romney's enemies (well, the Democrat ones) were just as stupid.

Yeah the left has for the most part always been stupid. Its just that the right is weak, conflicted, and often compromised.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)

90 Will anything happen?

Posted by: The person who always wonders at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (Hy+/V)

91 83 Every time I use Grok, I learn new and useful stuff. It's a great teaching tool, IMHO.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM (N8ZBc)

I'd be starting from nothing, and I know most people would insist I find a more intimidating and rigorous method of beginning, but...

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:05 PM (iXqHn)

92 According to one of the hackers, @bitchuneedsoap, StopICE's database had the real name, address, phone number, and a GPS location for every user.

It'll be super easy for the feds to threaten everyone. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)

93 TSA workers harassed...
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Restaurant workers should have limited their beverage containers to 1 ounce or less.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (TN0g+)

94 Lefties had a massive sexual fetish for Nazi Uniforms up until about 2012.

Like with the Handmaid's Tale stuff, my guess is that they are huge on Nazi roleplay in private.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (PYyV9)

95
She gonna scissor kick you to death!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)



Did someone say scissor?

Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

96 92 According to one of the hackers, @bitchuneedsoap, StopICE's database had the real name, address, phone number, and a GPS location for every user.

It'll be super easy for the feds to threaten everyone. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)

=====

If it's anything like access to the Slack channels, the organizers required verification of identity to get involved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

97 That's gonna bur for a while.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (NtVYv)

98 This is how the normies can fight the leftist loons. Keep hitting them with stuff like this .
DataRepublican was id'ed by the left and they tried to boycott her husbands distillery. Normies responded by buying out his entire stock.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (IDEQi)

99 What about the guvmint employees running the Signal chat?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (Hy+/V)

100 Shit coding was a lot more fun when it was YOUR information getting hacked.

Posted by: The DNC at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (ittVa)

101 I'll bet somebody's password was 4321.

Any takers?

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (3ZUWJ)

102 Like bananas and rice.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 03:08 PM (vOtXJ)

103 Apparently some guy pretending to be FBI tried to bust Luigi Mangione out of jail.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 03:08 PM (YwEeS)

104 I'll bet somebody's password was 4321.

Any takers?
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (3ZUWJ)



Pa55w0rd1

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

105 DataRepublican was id'ed by the left and they tried to boycott her husbands distillery. Normies responded by buying out his entire stock.

He's got a limited edition one signed by DR now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:08 PM (2ocoG)

106 I don't have a scissoring partner anymore.

Posted by: Rebecca Good at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (Hy+/V)

107 Maybe the hackers can use mad hacking skills to match the names to pictures and face recognition software from the protests with a tote board of how many times the individual helped out on stopice

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (i0Hi3)

108 Cover your eye, Ladies

Snoopy Happy Dance!
Snoopy Happy Dance!
Snoopy Happy Dance!

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (ciYHQ)

109 Who know the future was going to be this funny?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (qFwJc)

110 Let's be honest it is difficult to work up sympathy for TSA workers, like IRS. When I learned of the mob's scam to defraud the federal government of gas taxes to the tune of hundreds of millions a year, I was lacking in tears.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (PYyV9)

111 LATEST: TSA workers eating dinner were mistaken for ICE agents

The alphabet? That'll cost extra.

Posted by: Quality Learing Center at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (ittVa)

112 I see that Catherine O'Hara died age 71. Not many SCTV alum are left.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (0U5gm)

113 Please don't squeeze the Sherman


Sherman Austin, fucked up name, what's his middle name WInston?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (NtVYv)

114 I think that the phrase is 'waxing wroth'. I would take umbrage, but I don't know where it is.
[consults Atlas]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (XeU6L)

115 Going to go out on a very short limb here but if the fib ever gets around to using this data breach against anyone who had an account on that site the hawaiian judge will rule all evidence inadmissible in court because the breach was a criminal act.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 03:10 PM (0N4FZ)

116 104 I'll bet somebody's password was 4321.

Any takers?
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (3ZUWJ)


Pa55w0rd1
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

I once legitimately had to tell someone back in high school "You didn't get hacked if your password is ASDF".

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:10 PM (iXqHn)

117 >>> Sherman Austin was given time to tell his users of this security breach. Sherman Austin failed his lesson

He knew that data was compromised and probably given to the feds, and didn't tell anyone. Great leader material right there!

The good thing about this and the Signal debacle is it demoralizes the plebe normie foot soldiers the leaders are counting on to do all of the on the ground dirty work. They get cold feet and everyone is a suspect. Making paranoid people even more paranoid. It will cause chaos and disruption in the ranks. Good.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:10 PM (gWBY1)

118 According to one of the hackers, @bitchuneedsoap, StopICE's database had the real name, address, phone number, and a GPS location for every user.

It'll be super easy for the feds to threaten everyone. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)

=====

If it's anything like access to the Slack channels, the organizers required verification of identity to get involved.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
_____

"Who would be dumb enough to put in all their personal info just to access some dumb hater app?"

-- Tea App Users

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

119 Someone on Twixxer posted a video of a truck handing out meals and pre-printed signs (on sticks) for protesters to carry. The left has been huffing and overdefending for a while now. Why, ALL protests are organized!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (PYyV9)

120 118 "Who would be dumb enough to put in all their personal info just to access some dumb hater app?"

-- Tea App Users

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

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"Wait...I can earn a $5 gift card if I give you all my info?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

121 When I go to stopice.net it looks like it's functioning. No red and black "not kidding" screen.

Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (syXXq)

122 Going to go out on a very short limb here but if the fib ever gets around to using this data breach against anyone who had an account on that site the hawaiian judge will rule all evidence inadmissible in court because the breach was a criminal act.

Sure, but there's plenty of fun that can be had with the breach short of actual legal action. They're afraid, as Neil Patrick Harris said.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

123 We have Amber Rose also along with Niki Minaj.

She just told Adriana Grande to shut the fuck up about ICE.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (cwGMH)

124 So the app tracker. The users ID and their location. That how they reported where ICE was at and spread it on network. So there is like 100k people. A percentage will be able to be treated to the Jan 6th fun and games. Strange days.

Posted by: Seriously at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (xj28v)

125 No arrests, no injuries.
Apparently no public nuisance or harrassment laws either.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

126 I wonder how many mentally ill people will commit suicide because "They will never take me alive!!!!!"

Posted by: SimoHayek at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (/ZkOF)

127 112 I see that Catherine O'Hara died age 71. Not many SCTV alum are left.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 03:09 PM (0U5gm)

Eugene Levy will somehow end up being the last one standing.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (iXqHn)

128 When I go to stopice.net it looks like it's functioning. No red and black "not kidding" screen.

It's been hacked twice now and Sherman has restored it from a backup both times. So yes, it's working again. For now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

129 >>>Did someone say scissor?

Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres

>Didn't her English estate recently get flooded out by the local river? Survey says, She's a dope!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (oT7pT)

130 The mistaken identity happened last summer as well about 12 miles from me in Woodstock. A couple of guys were eating lunch at a restaurant on the main street . They were driving a black Tahoe. The restaurant was surrounded by protesters until the cops showed up. The guys were tech salesman. My leftist area is a protest heaven of leftist stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (IDEQi)

131 Oh, phone app activity. I'm behind the times and think in terms of someone logging into their laptop for any activity like entering "ICE" vehicle information into a database.

LOL, if I had tons of free time I'd have gotten the app and put in the plate #s for AWFULs with tranny flags etc to add a bunch of noise. I wouldn't have skills to hack the site.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (hhkIi)

132 How useful would it be to ask it to try to teach someone who has never written (functional) code before how to start?
Posted by: XTC

Plenty of resources out there to teach you to code for free if you want it. Start with an easy language and work your way up.

Open Source Python is often one language that teaches useful concepts. MariaDB is a useful SQL derivative that can teach you key database operations. Start with something that is massive but free like FEC campaign contribution databases. Then play around with them.

Learning R gives you some stats programming ability.

Easiest way to do it on the cheap is find a linux distribution (free to download) do live sessions with a live disc or usb, and run the various free compilers on that linux distro for your coding. R and Maria would require putting those also on the live CD/USB. Lots of free programming lessons/resources in Linux world. And Linux nowadays is a piece of cake to run compared with decades ago.

Reaching the point where Windows 11 is getting more troublesome to maintain than a Linux machine unless you gotta have Office 365 or certain windows only programs.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:12 PM (2swu2)

133 “Who’s doxxing the doxxers?”
Posted by: Cray Cray
__________

Willie Dixon?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 03:12 PM (XvL8K)

134 Imagine being so desperate to protect gangster, murderers, human traffickers, child molesters and rapists that you fight to stop their being arrested and deported. ………

We know from prior evidence that Antifa has all those type of criminals you listed . They are protecting their own.
Posted by: Opinion fact


Exactly. St. Kyle of Kenosha whacked three with rap sheets as long as your arm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 03:12 PM (qw6Uy)

135 Find your local ICE office, take them a Dunkin' Donuts gift card, and tell them thank you.

Posted by: Weasel at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (1S3fY)

136 Awesome news. Citizen journalists and seemingly quasi- random X data posters are really doing a number here.

Some might say they are doing the job the FBI refused to do...for the record I'm hoping I'm not correct in that hypothesis.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (x8k2o)

137 LATEST: TSA workers eating dinner were mistaken for ICE agents, drawing dozens of protesters to a Lynwood restaurant.

We tried speaking with an apparent organizer but received little explanation.
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Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (Hx0tZ)

138 If you don't ever want to forget your password, "password" is a great password.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (vFG9F)

139 Sherman Austin, fucked up name, what's his middle name WInston?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


Last seen in the company of a dog answering to "Mr. Peabody"...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (OUMaO)

140
First World Problems:

This morning, my yootoob feed was about 75% hawt foreign chicks with big, perky boobs. And all was as Dog intended.

About an hour ago, it turned into the All Roger Waters, All The Time Radio Show. I didn't even watch a single RW or Pink Floyd video.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (y9nCu)

141 I guess it figures that the self-proclaimed anarchist would use Shermanator83 as his screen name. For someone trying to go under the radar and dox illegally, one might not set up a Wiki page.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

142 SGM Leonard wwas a damned good NCO. He and his wife raised three outstanding boys, all three turned out to be damned finee NCOs as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski-


May his Family & Friends be Blessed with Peace and Strength ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (3ZUWJ)

143 140
First World Problems:

This morning, my yootoob feed was about 75% hawt foreign chicks with big, perky boobs. And all was as Dog intended.

About an hour ago, it turned into the All Roger Waters, All The Time Radio Show. I didn't even watch a single RW or Pink Floyd video.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 03:13 PM (y9nCu)

======

I had a word with the algo.

It's because you didn't like and subscribe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

144 There is a group of twatters randos who have been penetrating/exposing/sabotaging the Signal chat groups and fighting the license plate reading thing for a while. Don't think DR was first or even possibly most active in this.

In any case I still don't understand how it's legal for non-LE to access license plate data.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (U/Byj)

145 132 Easiest way to do it on the cheap is find a linux distribution (free to download) do live sessions with a live disc or usb, and run the various free compilers on that linux distro for your coding. R and Maria would require putting those also on the live CD/USB. Lots of free programming lessons/resources in Linux world. And Linux nowadays is a piece of cake to run compared with decades ago.

Reaching the point where Windows 11 is getting more troublesome to maintain than a Linux machine unless you gotta have Office 365 or certain windows only programs.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:12 PM (2swu2)

One thing I will say is that even though I'm not exactly old by Horde standards, I'm still old enough that this isn't going to lead to a job, it's just going to be a hobby.

So it doesn't need to be business/enterprise focused at all.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (iXqHn)

146 hawaiian judge will rule all evidence inadmissible in court because the breach was a criminal act.

"Hold it, Jenkins! Before you type '12345', let's get a warrant signed..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (ittVa)

147 He's got a limited edition one signed by DR now.

And people keep posting about getting their bottle on X, and mine hasn’t even shipped yet!

!!!
!

More seriously, I ordered some of their other stuff a few weeks ago, and really like their chile vodka and their Mountain Summit Amburana finished whiskey.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (EXyHK)

148 It's been hacked twice now and Sherman has restored it from a backup both times. So yes, it's working again. For now.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (2ocoG)


Thanks for the info. I really want to believe they've been hacked but I also want to make sure the stuff I believe is true.

Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (syXXq)

149 Now that the New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl, can they play the Bob Kraft Massage Sex Tape at halftime?

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time!

Posted by: 2 Live Crew at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (R/m4+)

150 In any case I still don't understand how it's legal for non-LE to access license plate data.

It is kind of shocking how much personal data is freely available if you know where and how to look. Stuff like the layout of the interior of your house, how much money you are worth, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (PYyV9)

151 >>> DataRepublican was id'ed by the left and they tried to boycott her husbands distillery. Normies responded by buying out his entire stock.

One of the best examples of Streisand Effect I can think of! Good for them.

I found out yesterday, in researching Polygamy Porter, that the Wasatch Brewing Company was bought out by the company that owns monster energy drinks. And they closed down their downtown SLC location. Corporate pikers. Squatter's is one of my fave restaurants connected to one of their brewpubs. I hope it doesn't close eventually.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (gWBY1)

152 This is so satisfying.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (T53xy)

153 Apparently the guy running it did a year in the fed pen for anarchist behavior that included something to do with explosives...

Commie shit bags. Hippie poison never ends.

Posted by: Seriously at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (xj28v)

154 handing out meals and pre-printed signs (on sticks)

Meals on sticks?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (Kt19C)

155 122 Going to go out on a very short limb here but if the fib ever gets around to using this data breach against anyone who had an account on that site the hawaiian judge will rule all evidence inadmissible in court because the breach was a criminal act.
====

Doesn't work that way. Exclusionary rule only applies to illegal evidence acquired by government or its agents, not rando hackers. What would be a better attempt would be chain of custody but that can be cured with ancillary documentation.

Resist aka Hawaiian District judges are losing at an incredible rate now on appeal. And those appeals are being heard on a shorter and shorter timeline to the extent that the district judges issuing ridiculous opinions are getting stuffed in lockers only a couple of days later. That is light speed for appellate courts.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (2swu2)

156 Either way, the FBI and DOJ cannnot just sit around on this. Roll them up, charges, jail, trails....whatever you have to do. Start punching and don't stop until our enemies are smashed pulp on the street.

This is the time, if we don't want another commie revolution in our streets this spring/summer you have to go all the way.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (x8k2o)

157 When they turn on their computers a full screen notice should come on, "We are the Government and we know who you are and where you are". "See you soon".

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (E7+ue)

158 So the stop ICE guy says he started in Jan 2024 in his linkedin profile.

The first I start hearing about the site on leftwing forums was in 2025.

Did it take that long to get noticed by lefties or did someone in the left's hierarchy pick it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

159 Don't auto insurance people have access to license plate info? Or at least plausibly they have access?

I wonder if someone in that industry is helping out.

Posted by: SimoHayek at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (/ZkOF)

160 And two counts (incl. one carrying capital punishment option) dismissed against the POS Mangione. ????

What technical effery is this? How can a clear case of a premeditated psycho murder not be subject to any charge in the menu?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (U/Byj)

161 LOL, if I had tons of free time I'd have gotten the app and put in the plate #s for AWFULs with tranny flags etc to add a bunch of noise. I wouldn't have skills to hack the site.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (hhkIi)


Just switch every 7 to a 3 and every E to a W then so on. Hash the data up and let it look normal. I would suggest that as the third hack

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (rbvCR)

162 144 There is a group of twatters randos who have been penetrating/exposing/sabotaging the Signal chat groups and fighting the license plate reading thing for a while. Don't think DR was first or even possibly most active in this.

In any case I still don't understand how it's legal for non-LE to access license plate data.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (U/Byj)

I think they were using a legit portal by used bytow truck companies to access dmv information. Of course that is meant to allow towers to reach owners. So they abused the system.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (i0Hi3)

163 That's gonna be some sphincter tightening for some AWFLs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (n5tGW)

164 >>> Sherman Austin, fucked up name, what's his middle name WInston?

Tank?

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (gWBY1)

165 My guess is official letters sent first.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:04 PM


But will they be sternly worded?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (+gtr5)

166 hawaiian judge will rule all evidence inadmissible in court because the breach was a criminal act.

IAMAL but I believe that if evidence is obtained illegally it is admissible as long as law enforcement did not do the illegal act or pay for/set it up. If I break into a house to steal something and find a bunch of little kids tied up as sex slaves, I can tell the cops and they can act on it, use that in court. If the cops tell me to break in then its a problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (PYyV9)

167 My Dearest Tyrone

I hope this finds you well. Give your homies a heads up that some delicious white meat is coming soon to a Cell Block near you. I'm delighted to fund the special attention they require (attached). Let me know when that runs out.

Fennagin Again

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (ciYHQ)

168 LATEST: TSA workers eating dinner were mistaken for ICE agents, drawing dozens of protesters to a Lynwood restaurant.
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Not "protestors" you liar. Terrorists.

Shoot them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

169 163 That's gonna be some sphincter tightening for some AWFLs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (n5tGW)

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"I downloaded an app. And now my husband is divorcing me."
-a future headline

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

170 I noticed in that last video the “protesters” were waving Mexican flags…. Great public relations savvy!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (YobFY)

171 Resist aka Hawaiian District judges are losing at an incredible rate now on appeal. And those appeals are being heard on a shorter and shorter timeline to the extent that the district judges issuing ridiculous opinions are getting stuffed in lockers only a couple of days later. That is light speed for appellate courts.
Posted by: whig


Maybe SCOTUS back channeling "don't make us get involved"?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (qw6Uy)

172 In a few states it has come out that the cops use license plate scanners to scope up all the data on all the cars they encounter, that data is then stored and referenced so you can identify where any car has been at any time without a search warrant...

This routinely gets noted as unconstitutional and yet they keep doing it...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

173 Python is my go-to now. Love the built-in collection datatypes, and the abundance of libraries that offer every functionality you'd ever need. I come from the strong-type language school, but I'm getting very used to this on-the-fly typing stuff.

Bad things about Python: they keep breaking old code with new syntaxes and features. Maybe only half the code samples you find online will compile as is, because they were obsoleted so fast. My current bugaboo is the venv crap that came with Python 3.8. A lot of extra hassle for no benefit I can see.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (N8ZBc)

174 What technical effery is this? How can a clear case of a premeditated psycho murder not be subject to any charge in the menu?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (U/Byj)




He wasn't violent about the murder. He just murdered a guy. Casual has it's benefits, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Now that the New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl, can they play the Bob Kraft Massage Sex Tape at halftime?

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time!
Posted by: 2 Live Crew at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (R/m4+)

One of the voters against Bill Belichick but for Kraft said he voted against Belichick because of Deflate Gate.

Must be a lefty because of the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (cwGMH)

176 Think about it from a CI perspective. They now have the names and ID’s of all the people in a certain geographic location who will potentially move against them. They can also speak with their employers and ask simple questions like if they knew their employee is engaged in potentially illegal activity.

This is gloriously going on many bad places for them.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (4v5BO)

177 Resist aka Hawaiian District judges are losing at an incredible rate now on appeal.

I mean, the Supreme Court literally ordered lower federal courts to stop trying to block the executive department from taking actions, but they still keep trying :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (PYyV9)

178 I see that Catherine O'Hara died age 71. Not many SCTV alum are left.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


KEVIN

Posted by: Adriane the Not Really a Movie Critic Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (3ZUWJ)

179 Someone needs to start a website that allows people to track leftwing ahole politician's car, where they eat, when they travel, where they go to meetings, etc. See if they like being hunted.

Posted by: Db at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (p4bw2)

180 I hope a ton of Leftys logged in this morning, and then immediately contracted a severe case of a$$hole pucker factor.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (HlyYF)

181 When they turn on their computers a full screen notice should come on, "We are the Government and we know who you are and where you are". "See you soon".
Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 03:16 PM (E7+ue)


"You are enjoined from destroying any evidence on your electronic devices under penalty of law. Agents will be contacting you in person within the next 48 hours to receive your devices."

Imagine the boost to the economy as thousands of activists have to buy new computers and phones after beating their current ones to bits with a hammer.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (rbvCR)

182
Apparently the guy running it did a year in the fed pen for anarchist behavior that included something to do with explosives...




Hmmmm. That sounds VERY familiar. OG Horde Morons will understand.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (y9nCu)

183 It is kind of shocking how much personal data is freely available if you know where and how to look. Stuff like the layout of the interior of your house, how much money you are worth, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Databrokers have to respond by deleting a lot of that information upon request. Google, for example, has a removal request from its search database of links for example. You can use several info removal firms either by paying or in the case of Optery, you can find out who has what for free and manually request deletion, Privacy Bee just tells you who has your data. Both have paid removal functions as well where they act on your behalf to remove the data and keep it removed during the subscription time.

Always whack a mole but if you work at privacy, you can limit what is released. Same with email accounts that allow aliased email addresses to be sprinkled about the internet at registration websites.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (2swu2)

184 But some are already moving on to the next stage and crying that they're about to get "night of the long knives'd."

Posted by: Dr. T

Ha, they might actually arrive at the FO stage soon!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (qo38o)

185 And two counts (incl. one carrying capital punishment option) dismissed against the POS Mangione. ????

What technical effery is this? How can a clear case of a premeditated psycho murder not be subject to any charge in the menu?
Posted by: rhomboid
_________

From the opinion:

“The analysis contained in the balance of this opinion may strike the average person — and indeed many lawyers and judges — as tortured and strange, and the result may seem contrary to our intuitions about the criminal law...”

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (XvL8K)

186 171 Maybe SCOTUS back channeling "don't make us get involved"?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 03:17 PM (qw6Uy)

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Many more appellate judges are actually serious jurists than district court judges.

And the number of district court judges flashing their asses all the time is a tiny minority of the total.

Precedent has been set on almost every issue, and the appellate judges are tired of dealing with all this shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

187 OT
Damnit. My basic training buddy just died on the 13th. Buried on the 27th at the Central TX Veteran's Cemetary.

I'm going to have to stop and pay my respects to him at the end of March when I go to TX A&M.

SGM Leonard wwas a damned good NCO. He and his wife raised three outstanding boys, all three turned out to be damned finee NCOs as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM Vmho)

Good to see he was buried in a Vets cemetery. Tried to get my Dad in one at Ft. Knox but thy said they were full.

Got him in a nice little place though.


Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (rhotX)

188 Imagine the boost to the economy as thousands of activists have to buy new computers and phones after beating their current ones to bits with a hammer.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:19 PM (rbvCR)



"Wipe, like with a cloth?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Bad things about Python: they keep breaking old code with new syntaxes and features. Maybe only half the code samples you find online will compile as is, because they were obsoleted so fast. My current bugaboo is the venv crap that came with Python 3.8. A lot of extra hassle for no benefit I can see.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM


Stay with 2.7.

If it was good enough for Abraham and Guido, it's good enough for thee.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (+gtr5)

190 There is a group of twatters randos who have been penetrating/exposing/sabotaging the Signal chat groups and fighting the license plate reading thing for a while. Don't think DR was first or even possibly most active in this.

In any case I still don't understand how it's legal for non-LE to access license plate data.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (U/Byj)
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Depends on the state. But in some states, all you need is a license plate number and you can pull up all the registration info, including owner, VIN, etc.

You might need a subscription to a DMV service, but you'd be shocked how much private info you can find and it's all legal to get.

As a lawyer in a big firm, I had access to all kinds of background-search services. I knew party girls who would ask me to run names of guys they met. It was hilarious the info I was able to find.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

191 One of the voters against Bill Belichick but for Kraft said he voted against Belichick because of Deflate Gate.

Must be a lefty because of the cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (cwGMH)

Even more absurd because Belichick had nothing to do with deflategate… that was a Brady operation

Belichick was involved with/guilty of spygate but that was a big nothing burger as well

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (YobFY)

192 One of the voters against Bill Belichick but for Kraft said he voted against Belichick because of Deflate Gate.

That annoys me as much as the Astros sign stealing scandal and Lance Armstrong's blood doping scandal. EVERYBODY was doing it. They just won too much with it and pissed off their rivals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (PYyV9)

193 They seem nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

194 Doesn't work that way. Exclusionary rule only applies to illegal evidence acquired by government or its agents, not rando hackers. What would be a better attempt would be chain of custody but that can be cured with ancillary documentation.
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Also, they will use the data for targeted investigation. They know who when where to subpeona for phone fecords. That solves evidence problems.

Posted by: Seriously at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (xj28v)

195 Hmmmm. That sounds VERY familiar. OG Horde Morons will understand.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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That particular Indiana related fcker needs to hurry and and meet his judgment for what he did in his life.

Someone that deserves a host of people pissing on his grave.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (2swu2)

196 Also some serious questions about use of the FLOCK traffic cam system in Mpls, apparently. The randos I mentioned earlier were on this last week, bigly.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (U/Byj)

197 >>> In any case I still don't understand how it's legal for non-LE to access license plate data.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:14 PM (U/Byj)

Veronica Mars is on Netflix now and I've been rewatching it. Apparently all you need is to be a teenage girl that can fake a German Accent that sounds like the main staff assistant at the police dept, and call into the PD IT dept. Ask them to run the plate for you. Boom! You've got it.

Then you find out the license plate is your mom's, and she was at a sleazy hotel with your ex boyfriend's dad. Possibly sleeping together. Draaaaaama!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (gWBY1)

198 A little searching says their are alternative to stopice.net which were created in April and June of 2025 - when the left started freaking out about ICE...which makes sense.

I'm still wondering about the origin date for Stop ICE because this would be from when the Biden Junta and the FNM told us there was no immigration problem whatsoever and Biden's ICE wasn't doing much anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

199 Imagine the boost to the economy as thousands of activists have to buy new computers and phones after beating their current ones to bits with a hammer.

Posted by: Kindltot


With today's memory and storage prices? They won't dare...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (OUMaO)

200 of the voters against Bill Belichick but for Kraft said he voted against Belichick because of Deflate Gate.
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There was also a.sign stealing thing later???

Posted by: Seriously at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (xj28v)

201 Haven't read through the comments, but it appears stopice.net doesn't have that front page anymore?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (qBdHI)

202 197 Veronica Mars is on Netflix now and I've been rewatching it. Apparently all you need is to be a teenage girl that can fake a German Accent that sounds like the main staff assistant at the police dept, and call into the PD IT dept. Ask them to run the plate for you. Boom! You've got it.

Then you find out the license plate is your mom's, and she was at a sleazy hotel with your ex boyfriend's dad. Possibly sleeping together. Draaaaaama!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (gWBY1)

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Ah...one of those shows with a cracker jack first season that become melodramatic nonsense by the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

203 Databrokers have to respond by deleting a lot of that information upon request.

They do, but only for stuff gathered by data mining. But a ton of stuff is just just publicly available records like the stuff I mentioned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)

204 Veronica Mars is on Netflix now and I've been rewatching it. Apparently all you need is to be a teenage girl that can fake a German Accent that sounds like the main staff assistant at the police dept, and call into the PD IT dept. Ask them to run the plate for you. Boom! You've got it.

TBH you can get away with a hell of a lot of stuff if you know the right way to ask it and sound authoritative.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

205 Haven't read through the comments, but it appears stopice.net doesn't have that front page anymore?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (qBdHI)



It didn't for a while, but it's back on now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Also, they will use the data for targeted investigation. They know who when where to subpeona for phone fecords. That solves evidence problems.
Posted by: Seriously
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Yep. Even illegally acquired information can be used to start collateral 'clean' investigations. Exclusionary rule is a lot more toothless nowadays than it used to be. And I suspect a lot of criminal prosecutions actually rely on Stinger or possibly other NSA data from fusion centers to kick off local 'clean' investigations of show me the man and I will show you the crimes sort.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (2swu2)

207 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (YobFY)

Might have been spy gate ( not aware of that one) . I just remember it was a gate. I just defaulted to deflate.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cwGMH)

208 Everyone was freaking out about the "sophistication" of the Signal chat group this past week, but I honestly think it's a small group not used to operating in the real world. Are they going to be able to keep up this frenetic pace for even a month more? Probably not, especially with their funding identified and (hopefully) cut off soon.

Posted by: pookysgirl, using English II vocab at January 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt5PA)

209
This routinely gets noted as unconstitutional and yet they keep doing it...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)




Like the Federal Firearms Registry that the ATF totally doesn't have because it's illegal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 03:23 PM (y9nCu)

210 Stay with 2.7. If it was good enough for Abraham and Guido, it's good enough for thee.

Heh. I actually have stayed with 2.7 for a couple of things. I wrote the CMS for my web site using Django 1. It only runs locally, and it would be a major pain to update it to either modern Django or modern Python.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 03:23 PM (EXyHK)

211 Veronica Mars worked because the lead was cute as a button and Enrico Colantoni is an underrated actor

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

212 Ah...one of those shows with a cracker jack first season that become melodramatic nonsense by the end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

You just described Lost

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:24 PM (YobFY)

213 I hope the handful of retards who actually used their .gov addresses when registering stocked up on cat food.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2026 03:24 PM (CwhoI)

214 I'd like to see confirmation from federal law enforcement that they have the names and are investigating. I don't think I saw that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

From an intel pov, I have to ask why you would give your target usable info? Access to their networks could lead to more valuable intel. Let them wonder. I don't want the basement dwellers rounded up, I want the entire network crushed, skinned and fileted.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 03:24 PM (uaYsl)

215 208 Everyone was freaking out about the "sophistication" of the Signal chat group this past week, but I honestly think it's a small group not used to operating in the real world. Are they going to be able to keep up this frenetic pace for even a month more? Probably not, especially with their funding identified and (hopefully) cut off soon.

Posted by: pookysgirl, using English II vocab at January 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt5PA)

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The tactics showed surprising sophistication, but it felt like the numbers were padded with people who were only marginally involved.

"I was walking my dog and saw an SUV that looked suspicious. Here's the plate. I would have followed, but Poochie was taking a number 2."

Combine that with the St. Paul hotel "riot" and "protest" which was a total of 40 people...20 of whom were journalists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

216 Based on the fact this reporter is good looking and talking to Shallenberger, but mostly because she is good looking, I assume she reports for right side news sites.

Anyway, first hand form the Commie riots.

https://tinyurl.com/46eu8p43

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Lm9+/)

217 How useful would it be to ask it to try to teach someone who has never written (functional) code before how to start?

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 03:02 PM (iXqHn)

"Functional" as a noun or a verb? As a verb, ok but you would have better luck picking a specific language and looking at online docs. As a noun, not very useful at all.

Posted by: front toward enemy at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (TIizU)

218 5 Tell me the site was vibe coded. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Part-time Thinker


99% likely. I'll see if there's anything definitive.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (BLOW1)

219
As a lawyer in a big firm, I had access to all kinds of background-search services. I knew party girls who would ask me to run names of guys they met. It was hilarious the info I was able to find.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

Ive seen one of those things you guys can run one time and it's crazy. Every car, loan, address, phone number, loan, bankruptcy etc. I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (S6amQ)

220 212 Ah...one of those shows with a cracker jack first season that become melodramatic nonsense by the end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

You just described Lost

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:24 PM (YobFY)

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I think I described 98% of shows that go on for more than 2 seasons and have any kind of serialized nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

221 good....good...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

222 There are a lot of people with skills. You can restore from a backup but that doesn’t shut the door they entered through. In fact sometimes it just recreates the problem. It can also give the hackers a view into wha changes you’re trying to make. It feels like he’s trying to cover his ass and in doing so is making a lot of mistakes.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (4v5BO)

223 One of the things jihadis figured out quickly is the best away to avoid American SIGINT was to just meet in person.

And the US is very very good at SIGINT and traditionally not particularly good at any other type of espionage...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

224 I think I described 98% of shows that go on for more than 2 seasons and have any kind of serialized nature.

The Heroes effect: I have a great idea for a show! Damn it got picked up again, now what? Uh... *scrambles and comes up with crap*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:26 PM (PYyV9)

225 Also some serious questions about use of the FLOCK traffic cam system in Mpls, apparently. The randos I mentioned earlier were on this last week, bigly.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 03:21 PM (U/Byj)


There is a rumor that Mangione's arrest was facilitated by the facial ID function in the McDonald's automatic kiosks that may or may not have been accessed by the NSA or related agencies doing a favor for the FIB, so doubly screwed, they might be.

Panopticon means panopticon.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)

226 221 good....good...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

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Oh, come on.

Oldboy is better than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

227 In a few states it has come out that the cops use license plate scanners to scope up all the data on all the cars they encounter, that data is then stored and referenced so you can identify where any car has been at any time without a search warrant...

This routinely gets noted as unconstitutional and yet they keep doing it...
Posted by: 18-1


Hell, just ask. I'm either at work, at Walmart/Sam's, Home Depot or home.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 03:26 PM (qw6Uy)

228 They do, but only for stuff gathered by data mining. But a ton of stuff is just just publicly available records like the stuff I mentioned.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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There are ways to shield those as well. Usually shell LLCs.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (2swu2)

229 I just got a notification from Malwarebytes that this website, *checks notes* irs.gov was compromised.

Probably nothing...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (rMeLE)

230 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (xcxpd)

231 Sooner or later we are going to see terrorism

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Ia/+0)

232 I guess that would be "a noun or an adjective."

Posted by: front toward enemy at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (TIizU)

233 and congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (xcxpd)



WOOT!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Ive seen one of those things you guys can run one time and it's crazy. Every car, loan, address, phone number, loan, bankruptcy etc. I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.

Yeah there's a lot out there for free. With a subscription or paying for the service, its astounding what is out there to discover. You have no secrets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)

235 Catherine O'Hara musical interlude, singing Sally's Song live:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTm-ajQ13LA

The cover of the song by Amy Lee of Evanescence is divine in a goth rock way, but I'll always love Catherine's simple version.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=At1EZPjIbQo

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (gWBY1)

236 Seems Mr. Austin has also failed to secure his current address. Hope he likes getting GOP solicitations in the mail.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (EFrJp)

237 This routinely gets noted as unconstitutional and yet they keep doing it...
Posted by: 18-1

Because the exclusionary rule remedy only applies if they use the evidence in court, not for investigations.

British though have a system where the coppers themselves, if they violate the law, can be sued or charged themselves on issues like trespass. Better by far than the exclusionary rule which the US is the main proponent of. Most jurisdictions lean more to the British model, than the US.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (2swu2)

238 Might have been spy gate ( not aware of that one) . I just remember it was a gate. I just defaulted to deflate.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cwGMH)

Spygate was 2007 timeframe when Belichick had his assistants videotape a Jets practice (which is technically against the rules)… the NFL subsequently intentionally destroyed the tapes so no one ever got to look at them… 2014 deflategate Tom Brady had some get let some air out of the balls to make them easier to throw but the big scandal is he subsequently lied to Goodell about it…. Both were full of sound and fury signifying nothing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (YobFY)

239 226 221 good....good...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

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Oh, come on.

Oldboy is better than that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

That ending though....I know you say 'deserves' got nothing to do with it but....it feels like the protagonist got the raw deal for little to nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

240 "I have a great idea for a show! Damn it got picked up again, now what? Uh... *scrambles and comes up with crap*"

Exhibit: The Great Gazoo on The Flintstones.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (N8ZBc)

241 The Heroes effect: I have a great idea for a show! Damn it got picked up again, now what? Uh... *scrambles and comes up with crap*

Stranger Things had this problem in spades. It was supposed to end after season one (El and the monster were supposed to be tied together) but Netflix decided they wanted more seasons so they got them. But...the writers didn't really know where they wanted to go from there.

They got lucky with some really, really good child actors and 80s nostalgia but...by the 5th season they brought in a bunch of meh actors and dumped any pretense the show was really set in the 80s.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

242 Sooner or later we are going to see terrorism
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Turn on the tv. Its been happening for quite a while now.

Trumps.ear. insurance guy in the back, kirk in the neck.

Posted by: Hello at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (xj28v)

243 Yeah, baby!!! J6 those A-holes!!

Posted by: GraniteLady at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (SEshB)

244 239 That ending though....I know you say 'deserves' got nothing to do with it but....it feels like the protagonist got the raw deal for little to nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

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Perhaps.

But he was humbled...and made quiet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

245 As a lawyer in a big firm, I had access to all kinds of background-search services. I knew party girls who would ask me to run names of guys they met. It was hilarious the info I was able to find.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

Ive seen one of those things you guys can run one time and it's crazy. Every car, loan, address, phone number, loan, bankruptcy etc. I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (S6amQ)
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Yup. All of that is now available to the public. You do have to pay a service for it, but it's like $50. Even just a phone number can lead to the name and then a full background check.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

246 Meals on sticks?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 03:15 PM (Kt19C)


shish-ka-bobs

Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 03:30 PM (ZNSbE)

247 There are ways to shield those as well.

Some of them, but a lot are required by law as public records (like your basic house layout). Being a PI is a lot easier than it used to be, but at the same time you cannot really write a gumshoe novel like they used to be. Its like writing James Bond novels in the modern era; they just don't work any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:30 PM (PYyV9)

248
shish-ka-bobs
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 03:30 PM (ZNSbE)



Bobs and vagene!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Apparently all you need is to be a teenage girl that can fake a German Accent that sounds like the main staff assistant at the police dept, and call into the PD IT dept.

Don’t know about police departments, but I’m pretty sure a good percentage of the compromised accounts at the university I used to work for were from leveraging the help desk. At one point, they even had a database of passwords for one of the services, and would give out the existing password. So if it was a hack, the real user wouldn’t even necessarily know.

A couple of us managed to end that practice as soon as we found out about it, but other less obvious issues remained unresolved when I left. Insecurity questions were likely a major attack vector, since their entire purpose is to enable accessing an account without knowing the password.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 03:30 PM (EXyHK)

250
Yeah there's a lot out there for free. With a subscription or paying for the service, its astounding what is out there to discover. You have no secrets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)

The one I saw I think was a lexis nexus background check and it had everything about this person, ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (S6amQ)

251 Help! I just got a bunch of messages from the StopICE phone number. What's going on?!?!

It's just a fake scam. They can spoof the number to make it look like it's from StopICE.

Think this through. If they’re texting people who’ve actually given the site their number, it means they have access to the user data.

Well here’s hoping we don’t get night of long knives’ed but that’s probably the way is going. Call your senators daily demanding the abolition of ice or it’ll be our heads.

What a depressing way to start the day. If you were just on the site viewing things then you are fine. People actually uploading licenses plates and locations are breaking federal law and they are currently looking to throw the book at people, so I would be worried.

Oh no the gov knows i know ICE is made of illegal criminals who will have to hide for the rest of their lives because of the crimes they've committed.

Hackers took over the website, took all the user data and sent it to law enforcement. whoever is on here saying to not worry is wild.

Fighting fascists comes with inherent risks. I say come and take it, dickweeds.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

252 I think I described 98% of shows that go on for more than 2 seasons and have any kind of serialized nature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

Yep… back to today’s MR discussion this is why Breaking Bad was so great. The arc of the story to the very final episode (the final SCENE of the final episode) was consistently outstanding

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (YobFY)

253 Someone on Twixxer posted a video of a truck handing out meals and pre-printed signs (on sticks) for protesters to carry.
Posted by: Christopher

...and a smile spread across Fen's face that made all the creatures of the forest shriek in terror

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (ciYHQ)

254 216 Based on the fact this reporter is good looking and talking to Shallenberger, but mostly because she is good looking, I assume she reports for right side news sites.

Anyway, first hand form the Commie riots.

https://tinyurl.com/46eu8p43
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Lm9+/)

model-hot. That gap in her teeth just makes her sexier IMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (xcxpd)

255 The left then: If you've done nothing wrong you shouldn't be worried about government surveillance

The left now: ORANGE HITLER IS GOING TO SEND ME TO A CAMP!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)

256 Hell, just ask. I'm either at work, at Walmart/Sam's, Home Depot or home.

Replace Home Depot with Lowe's and you will find me.

Posted by: Oh noes! at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (HcoTw)

257 Weren't the nazis challenging the regular German police before coming to/taking power? Yeah, you, antifa.

Posted by: Rex B at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (sdSI9)

258 251 What a depressing way to start the day. If you were just on the site viewing things then you are fine. People actually uploading licenses plates and locations are breaking federal law and they are currently looking to throw the book at people, so I would be worried.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

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"Breaking federal law should be consequence free!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

259 What I would like to see is a middle of the night, flashbang, Delta raid on Neville Roy Singham.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (uaYsl)

260 Exhibit: The Great Gazoo on The Flintstones.

One of my favorite satires on this is when The Simpsons had a show with a new character: a skateboarding cool dog! Just to mock the "we need a new character" thing on TV shows.

Now we need a new satire about a show that has been on TV far too long and lost its way long ago. See also: South Park.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)

261
Well here’s hoping we don’t get night of long knives’ed but that’s probably the way is going. Call your senators daily demanding the abolition of ice or it’ll be our heads.

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If you don't will you drop the "fascist" BS

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Vh9CX)

262 252 I think I described 98% of shows that go on for more than 2 seasons and have any kind of serialized nature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

Yep… back to today’s MR discussion this is why Breaking Bad was so great. The arc of the story to the very final episode (the final SCENE of the final episode) was consistently outstanding

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (YobFY)

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Vince Gilligan makes like half of the 2% that doesn't do this.

He's one of the only people working in television who actually understands the medium.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

263 Damnit. If I'm going to the barrel, might as well put the Ackbar sock on so I'll like it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

264 263 Damnit. If I'm going to the barrel, might as well put the Ackbar sock on so I'll like it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

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I got you, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

265 244 239 That ending though....I know you say 'deserves' got nothing to do with it but....it feels like the protagonist got the raw deal for little to nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

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Perhaps.

But he was humbled...and made quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

It's a real Tragedy, that's what it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (xcxpd)

266 Ive seen one of those things you guys can run one time and it's crazy. Every car, loan, address, phone number, loan, bankruptcy etc. I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (S6amQ)


Depending on the state, the public databases give lots of information, even more if one is an ex con. Secretary of State, workers comp, ag department, Contractors' board, USDoT safety site (SAFER) and the state judicial department. Even more is the unclaimed property site, and there are a few others like Labor Contractor and Custodial registration in some states if you suspect there is a tie in to a specific industry.

I used to do this stuff for a paycheck. I only used my superpowers for good, I promise.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)

267 265 It's a real Tragedy, that's what it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (xcxpd)

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Complete with hammer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

268 >>> Ah...one of those shows with a cracker jack first season that become melodramatic nonsense by the end.

It was on the WB I think, and then it merged with the CW and they meddled. The first two seasons had little executive meddling and are great. The CW meddling era is meh. But I'm glad fans rallied, and we got a Veronica Mars movie to wrap things up! Kind of.

They had talked about a spinoff where she joins the FBI. Would have been fun. The actress has Disney Frozen money now, and doesn't financially need to do all the show reboots like everyone else did just to pay the bills.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:34 PM (gWBY1)

269 Fighting fascists comes with inherent risks. I say come and take it, dickweeds.

With the German National Socialists "fighting fascists" would get you literally killed. Yes, even peaceful protest

Somehow these same people jump from TRUMP IS HITLER to acting like attacking cops is a perfectly normal thing in America and back like a metronome

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

270 259 What I would like to see is a middle of the night, flashbang, Delta raid on Neville Roy Singham.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *

Delta force extraction raid because Neville is pretty much staying in Shanghai China these days. Medea is the one running around and palling around with MTG.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:34 PM (2swu2)

271 The new Nazis have a sense of humor.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

272
Complete with hammer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)



That's hot!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

273 The Reddit meltdown on this has been glorious.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (OoFl2)

274 They had talked about a spinoff where she joins the FBI. Would have been fun. The actress has Disney Frozen money now, and doesn't financially need to do all the show reboots like everyone else did just to pay the bills.

Didn't she partly fund the movie arguing that her success was because of the show? She actually really did "give back" unlike most Hollywood bubbleheads

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

275 Vince Gilligan makes like half of the 2% that doesn't do this.

Taylor Sheridan is the other, although I guess Yellowstone ended pretty badly. And he doesn't write women very well heh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (PYyV9)

276 The FBI should go after those 100k on StopICE like they went after the J6'rs.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (qoLdL)

277 268 They had talked about a spinoff where she joins the FBI. Would have been fun. The actress has Disney Frozen money now, and doesn't financially need to do all the show reboots like everyone else did just to pay the bills.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:34 PM (gWBY1)

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Kristen Bell was also on a long running prime time comedy/drama, The Good Place.

That's probably where most of her money comes from.

Long running network television gigs pay as well as the highest paid Hollywood stars.

The stars of Scrubs were making $75,000 per episode in the final season of 26 episodes. That's roughly $2 million.

Friends stars were making $1 million per episode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

278 When I go to stopice.net it looks like it's functioning. No red and black "not kidding" screen.
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2026 03:11 PM (syXXq)

If you're convinced that it's nothing then join up.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

279 This is new to me but may be old news to the horde, but one reason Minnesota prosecutors refuse to indict the Church invaders is because they were joining in on the attack...

https://tinyurl.com/bddpjrkw

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:36 PM (buPQP)

280 Depending on the state, the public databases give lots of information, even more if one is an ex con.

Exactly. Its just a matter of knowing that you can look this stuff up and who to ask. I used a reverse phone number lookup on people and stumbled on a site that gives a bunch of that info for free, like net worth. Its an estimate, but it was pretty close for me and people that I knew.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)

281 275 Vince Gilligan makes like half of the 2% that doesn't do this.

Taylor Sheridan is the other, although I guess Yellowstone ended pretty badly. And he doesn't write women very well heh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (PYyV9)

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I like the handful of movies he's made, but everything I've heard about Yellowstone is that it's just primetime soap opera.

That only works when David Lynch is making it completely arch in Twin Peaks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

282 "And he doesn't write women very well heh."

Women who are intolerably insane, and the men who love them.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N8ZBc)

283 Depending on the state, the public databases give lots of information…

In Texas, where someone lives is easy to find from the county web site. All you need to know is their first or last name, and what county they’re in. I can’t imagine that this data hasn’t been skimmed, so there will be other databases that provide the info without knowing the county.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (EXyHK)

284 People yelling "fascist" couldn't define fascism if they tried. They're sheep who follow the crowd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (IDEQi)

285 Sherm's pucker factor is eleven. Are we not entertained?
f'ing cockroach he is.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (ehY6c)

286 284 People yelling "fascist" couldn't define fascism if they tried. They're sheep who follow the crowd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 03:37 PM (IDEQi)

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"Bully. It means bully."
-George Orwell, 1948

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

287 The stars of Scrubs were making $75,000 per episode in the final season of 26 episodes. That's roughly $2 million.

Friends stars were making $1 million per episode.


Yeah, basically that's what kills TV shows. After a while there's just no profit in there, no matter how popular a show is, especially with a big cast like Friends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (PYyV9)

288
I used to do this stuff for a paycheck. I only used my superpowers for good, I promise.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)

I'm sure all this free online research has been a boon to the stalker community.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (S6amQ)

289 What I would like to see is a middle of the night, flashbang, Delta raid on Neville Roy Singham.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 03:32 PM (uaYsl)
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His Chinese security team would probably object and it would be tough to extract him from Shanghai, where he lives.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (buPQP)

290 Ive seen one of those things you guys can run one time and it's crazy. Every car, loan, address, phone number, loan, bankruptcy etc. I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Get your credit frozen at all three credit reporting services is my recommendation. You can always unthaw it briefly for loans and then refreeze it.

It is also relatively easy to contaminate databases by using various names for yourself, alias emails, lies on matters like birthdays on websites, etc. If they want data they shouldn't have to buy something, then feel free to lie away to screw with their resale of your data.

Using a glyph like the artist previously known as Prince would be a big database breaker. And you see some of those illegal characters used in voter registration databases on purpose so a routine query won't winkle them out.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (2swu2)

291 Taylor Sheridan is the other, although I guess Yellowstone ended pretty badly. And he doesn't write women very well heh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:35 PM (PYyV9)

Yeah the last season of Yellowstone was disastrously bad. He shoulda bent over backwards to accommodate Cosner. Cosner was the show; without him the bottom fell out

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (YobFY)

292 Fighting fascists comes with inherent risks. I say come and take it, dickweeds.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

Your terms are accepted...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (VE6XX)

293 Delta force extraction raid because Neville is pretty much staying in Shanghai China these days. Medea is the one running around and palling around with MTG.
Posted by: whig

Scoop that b*tch up too!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (uaYsl)

294 Weren't the nazis challenging the regular German police before coming to/taking power? Yeah, you, antifa.

IN interwar Germany the establishment right was unable to stop leftwing street violence and the establishment left generally helped their farther left brethren.

This led to the NAZIs/SA being one of the few groups willing and able to rumble back and brought them some measure of popularity.

The left often brings this up in disparaging appeals to law and order but honestly the lesson everyone should learn is allowing street violence will always lead to bad things even if you think it helps your party in the short term and the FNM sure isn't going to go talk to Democrat Pols about that...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

295 Kind of funny because yesterday a bunch of "people" in Escondido were all up in arms because the Escondido Police Department was going to allow ice to do target practice at their range. I didn't realize there was such a bastion of those people in Escondido, but it makes sense given that context from yesterday.

Posted by: keena at January 30, 2026 03:39 PM (4Aqsh)

296 What would make this even funnier? If it was Haxored from someone Overseas....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 03:39 PM (mP0Kj)

297 >>Taylor Sheridan is the other, although I guess Yellowstone ended pretty badly. And he doesn't write women very well heh.
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That's easy. Start with a man, then take away reason and accountability.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (bNf8H)

298 >>> They got lucky with some really, really good child actors and 80s nostalgia but...by the 5th season they brought in a bunch of meh actors and dumped any pretense the show was really set in the 80s. Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

The actress that played Robin decided her character was gay, and forced them to change the script to make her gay. Had she not, that could have been a really interesting love square. Instead we got her making out with a candy striper nurse in a closet.

And yes, the Duffer Brothers compromising on a streamlined vision in order to print more Netflix cash didn't help. I will say, the fourth season is my favorite! They made all the superfluous side characters actually have purpose and their own arcs. Tied things back together, only to mess it up again in season 5.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (gWBY1)

299 So someone working at the Mexican restaurant notified their anti-ice buddies that what they thought were ICE agents eating there and they should come immediately to harass them. They should be sued. The excuse of "it was just a case of mistaken identity" is bullshit. Tough. Lose your business.

Same with the deli in Minneapolis earlier this month with IT contractors who were eating there and a deli worker notified their anti-ICE network that they were ICE agents and they were surrounded and harassed as they left the deli. They should be sued in to oblivion and lose their business.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (oiNtH)

300 285 Sherm's pucker factor is eleven. Are we not entertained?
f'ing cockroach he is.
Posted by: kingsman

I would imagine that lawsuits are incoming for Sherman as we speak by his dissatisfied customers. CA makes it pretty easy to sue tech companies for privacy leaks. Sherman is kind of in the same situation on criminal law--time to pay for a very good lawyer.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (2swu2)

301 People yelling "fascist" couldn't define fascism if they tried. They're sheep who follow the crowd

Take your average Mussolini speech on domestic policy, translate it, and modernize the language and 90%+ of leftists would cheer.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

302 I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.

And that’s the information used for out-of-wallet identity verification for opening and sometimes even accessing bank accounts and other financial accounts. It’s a huge problem and the solution isn’t obvious.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (EXyHK)

303 His Chinese security team would probably object and it would be tough to extract him from Shanghai, where he lives.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (buPQP)
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Anyone have Batman's number?

He has some experience in this area...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (ESVrU)

304 292 Fighting fascists comes with inherent risks. I say come and take it, dickweeds.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

Your terms are accepted...
Posted by: It's me donna

Just because he wears a leather thong and bitch sandals around a bunch of mostly naked dudes doesn't mean he looks like Leonidas in 300 when saying Molon Labe.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

305 298 And yes, the Duffer Brothers compromising on a streamlined vision in order to print more Netflix cash didn't help. I will say, the fourth season is my favorite! They made all the superfluous side characters actually have purpose and their own arcs. Tied things back together, only to mess it up again in season 5.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (gWBY1)

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I gave up after the 3rd.

It had just gotten boring.

Dolley kept up with it, and I was in the room while she was watching the final episode. Seemed...dumb. I was mostly playing DOOM, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

306 I'm sure all this free online research has been a boon to the stalker community.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:38 PM (S6amQ)


Yep. Which is why a) I don't do it for fun, and b) everyone should own a gun

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)

307 Tied things back together, only to mess it up again in season 5.

I remember the early seasons of the show FELT like the 80s.

By season 5 though it felt like the show was set in 2025.

Lazy, lazy writing.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

308 You do have to pay a service for it, but it's like $50. Even just a phone number can lead to the name and then a full background check.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Yeah but use some common sense. That's what got Hoyt in trouble - defamation based off false positives. There's even a warning on the home page that results may not be 100% accurate.

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 03:42 PM (ciYHQ)

309 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (S6amQ)

310 "Bully. It means bully."
-George Orwell, 1948


One of the very weak points of the Captain America movie was him explaining why he wants to fight Nazis (and not Japanese??): he doesn't like bullies. That's like saying you oppose rape because its rude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (PYyV9)

311 >>> 302 I was kind of shocked at the info that's out there.

Apparently the UK police have tech now that lets you access everything on a phone without needing the person's password.

So you can get arrested for mean tweets, and then the police don't even need a warrant to access your phone.

Yeah, I'm never ever moving to the Uk!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (gWBY1)

312 You mean... we're not fighting fascists, we are the fighting fascists?!

Posted by: Soros-funded Antifa at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (7kply)

313 I think season 4 of stranger things was good - but the lesbo stuff felt forced.

And yes they ruined all of the lead up in season 4 by making the big bad a useless idiot in season 5.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

314 David Spade making a good living from residuals from Just Shoot Me and Rules of Engagement. Both had a 5 year + run.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (cwGMH)

315 I gave up after the 3rd.

It had just gotten boring.

Dolley kept up with it, and I was in the room while she was watching the final episode. Seemed...dumb. I was mostly playing DOOM, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
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Same here. I thought the premise of Season 3 was pretty weak and it was hard to suspend my disbelief that a Soviet spybase was located under a U.S. shopping mall--staffed by Soviet soldiers who didn't speak English.

Also, DOOM >>> Stranger Things.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (ESVrU)

316 model-hot. That gap in her teeth just makes her sexier IMO
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2026 03:31 PM (xcxpd)

It means she can whistle a rousing tune during a bj.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (g8Ew8)

317 I would imagine that lawsuits are incoming for Sherman as we speak by his dissatisfied customers. CA makes it pretty easy to sue tech companies for privacy leaks. Sherman is kind of in the same situation on criminal law--time to pay for a very good lawyer.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:40 PM (2swu2)

Better? he has to identify and contact everyone whose information was breached, by Federal Law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (mP0Kj)

318 315 Same here. I thought the premise of Season 3 was pretty weak and it was hard to suspend my disbelief that a Soviet spybase was located under a U.S. shopping mall--staffed by Soviet soldiers who didn't speak English.

Also, DOOM >>> Stranger Things.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 03:43 PM (ESVrU)

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Same here?!

You were watching with us? How did you get in my house?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

319 Fighting Fascism is just Communists Fighting anything not a Communist

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0)

320 His Chinese security team would probably object and it would be tough to extract him from Shanghai, where he lives.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

That would be to their detriment. I would love to hear another impromptu presser by PDT, similar to the Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi one. Still my favorite Trump moment.
tiny.cc/2hsx001

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 03:44 PM (uaYsl)

321 Party upstairs ...

Posted by: Bette at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (3ZUWJ)

322 Better? he has to identify and contact everyone whose information was breached, by Federal Law.
Posted by: Romeo13
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So far he is resembling a river in Egypt, De Nile. Been funny to follow Data Republican's X posts today on this issue. I suspect she is having fun as well.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (2swu2)

323 The authoritarians supposedly hate authoritarianism. And the violent people supposedly hate violence. And the racists supposedly hate racists. And all of them hate the Jews.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (6ZSsV)

324 Not that I have any clue how location would be gotten myself, I'd think it would be just an ISP#, then if the feds were sufficiently motivated they could then go to the internet providers with a warrant to find out who was using that ISP#. But Im just an engineer who codes some math stuff, not a computer expert.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (hhkIi)

if the app has permissions on the phone, it can read location information from the hardware and do what it likes with it. If it saves the info in local storage it could be read by the hacker and saved.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)

325 This Anti Fascism is just the mantra of 1941 Communists, it never ended

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (Ia/+0)

326 Been a bad day. My daughters best ever dog died and I've got a stomach bug and the squirts.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS)

327 I say come and take it, dickweeds.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

We must really suck at being Nazi, these punks should regard us as that Voldemort chap. I feel like some of you aren't putting your back into it...

Do you really want me to run Remedial Nazi classes every 3rd weekend again? Let's get sinister gents, come on!

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 03:51 PM (ciYHQ)

328 IN interwar Germany the establishment right was unable to stop leftwing street violence and the establishment left generally helped their farther left brethren.

This led to the NAZIs/SA being one of the few groups willing and able to rumble back and brought them some measure of popularity.

The left often brings this up in disparaging appeals to law and order but honestly the lesson everyone should learn is allowing street violence will always lead to bad things even if you think it helps your party in the short term and the FNM sure isn't going to go talk to Democrat Pols about that...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

The Nazis were leftist street thugs, they just weren't Communist ones. They profited by the fact that more people were anti-communist and that even Communists were just in competition. When the communist thugs were crushed, most of the rank and file just became Nazi brownshirts with little problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)

329 326 Been a bad day. My daughters best ever dog died and I've got a stomach bug and the squirts.
-----------------
Stay close to the throne and get some Man's Wipes. Oh, and eat cheese.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Hpgos)

330 As an engineer myself, I absolutely LOATHE the term "coder".

The Reddit community thinks all you have to do is copy/pastes/modify to. "Code"

None of these losers would stand a chance I'm writing their own shit. "Crowd source" means "group of similarly angry retards"

It funny as fuck to watch them burn though.

I hope they are all shitting themselves

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 03:55 PM (XLfSN)

331 Homan's got a PHD in pissology.
On their leg and sensitive parts too.
With absolutely no hesitation, good publicity too.
PAIN, hahahahahah

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 03:56 PM (hG1+u)

332 Commies did create the need for NAZIs. Street Fighting Men are always needed to punch commies in the throat.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Hpgos)

333 squirt, yeah. One of my favorite words. Just the letters of the word.

Other than that, i don't give it a thought.

There is a joke around here i can't find it. Maybe something to do with fireman.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 30, 2026 03:59 PM (EyfuW)

334 To dox or not to dox. That is the question.
Dox them. Dox hard. The Doxer. A Dox in the box.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 30, 2026 04:03 PM (EyfuW)

335 Gentlemen, make your time.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (jc0TO)

336 I TOTALLY LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

In yo' face, dimwits!

A great time to be an American! What a great week!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 04:25 PM (WONhk)

337 Sherman Austin is a convicted Anarchist. There are so few of those philosophers convicted.

Posted by: wferrin at January 30, 2026 04:26 PM (lCdHU)

338 Stop Ice needs to be busted for aiding the Enemy the UN/Globalists they all deserve Life in prison

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (wGqjj)

339 *somebody* broke the front page.

NOOD psycho Spanberger:
https://acecomments.mu.nu/
?post=418316

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (ULPxl)

Court Rules that Carnegie Mellon University Can Be Held Accountable for Taking Qatar Money to Permit Antisemitic Hatred on Campus

From the Wall Street Journal: a student is suing Carnegie Mellon University. She says that she was harassed by antisemitic Muslims, but was discouraged from filing a complaint.

She is suing on the theory that Carnegie Mellon discriminated against her because they were paid $1 billion by Qatar to permit antisemitic attacks on campus.

A judge refused to dismiss this complaint and says that a "reasonable jury" may well find that Carnegie Mellon allowed the brutalization of its Jewish students due to the Qatar bribe. So the case goes forward.

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Eitan Fischberger
@EFischberger

Newly unsealed federal court orders point to massive Qatari funding shaping Carnegie Mellon's behavior and enabling antisemitism on campus:

🔸 A federal judge said a reasonable juror could conclude that CMU's reliance on over $1 billion from Qatar motivated the university to accommodate donor expectations

🔸 Qatari entities helped fund the salary of CMU's DEI and Title IX coordinator, and the university was required to consult with the Qatar Foundation before hiring her

🔸 Multiple DEI officials involved in handling antisemitism complaints had work ties to Qatar, including trips, funding, or employment connected to the Doha campus

🔸 The court explicitly warned that Qatar and its affiliates could be a source of antisemitic influence on university policy and complaint handling

🔸 Similar contracts at CMU and Northwestern University require faculty and students to respect Qatari law, which criminalizes criticism of the Qatari government

🔸 Department of Education data shows Qatar is the single largest foreign funder of US universities by far, outpacing China and Saudi Arabia

Academic freedom and student civil rights should not be contingent on appeasing foreign autocracies. Congress needs to take this problem seriously, fast.

Steve McGuire
@sfmcguire79

To summarize: Carnegie Mellon took over $1 billion from Qatar and gave the Qatar Foundation a say in the hiring of their VP of DEI, and now the school is being sued by a Jewish student who says the VP of DEI discouraged her from filing a formal antisemitism complaint...yikes.


Posted by: Ace at 01:22 PM




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1 THE BLADE BEATS

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

2
Qatar is out ally and friend. I see no problem with taking money from them. What we need to really look out for are the Joos.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 30, 2026 01:22 PM (IifOV)

3 I wonder what Cucker Tarlson thinks about this?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

4 Cucker Qatarlson will be all over this story!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 01:23 PM (TZcsC)

5 Another Qatar baby that just won't be thrown out...

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (FpHTM)

6 I live in their heads! Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: Cucker at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

7 A judge refused to dismiss this complaint and says that a "reasonable jury" may well find that Carnegie Mellon allowed the brutalization of its Jewish students due to the Qatar bribe. So the case goes forward.
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She's going to have a very hard time proving her case.

But first hurdle is passed, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (MABZ1)

8
Hey, Qatari Money spends as well as Saudi money.

-Tucker Carlson

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (IifOV)

9 "Somehow, somewhere the WOOKE RAIGHT is to blame..." Games Lamsey

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (mlg/3)

10 I love this! CMU is SUCH a bunch of twats

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 01:25 PM (emBoF)

11 VP of DEI discouraged her from filing a formal antisemitism complaint...yikes.

Not yikes. yea, it's about time for some rational thought.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 01:25 PM (qo38o)

12 So, punative damages on the order of the donation, right?

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 01:25 PM (vSvIl)

13 🔸 Qatari entities helped fund the salary of CMU's DEI and Title IX coordinator, and the university was required to consult with the Qatar Foundation before hiring her
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phones here.

I have been hearing - for years if not decades - that *any* strings on *any* money given to *any* institution by *any* government or affiliated entity was Literally Fascism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:25 PM (MABZ1)

14 Even putting aside this girl's claims she was personally discriminated against, how can it possibly be legal for American colleges to take money from hostile foreign powers? Of course the money is a bribe to influence policy and hiring. It should be illegal on its face.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

15 Good. Now can someone go after Columbia University, please?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 01:26 PM (ZeH0U)

16 10 I love this! CMU is SUCH a bunch of twats
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 01:25 PM (emBoF)

Philly shitting on Pittsburgh.

Proudest tradition in the Mid-Atlanic.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:26 PM (FpHTM)

17
1 Billion dollars isn't chump change. Foreign money in education is an insidious blight on our system.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (IifOV)

18 OT
Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

19 At the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money, I would, every so often, walk down into the student union hall and after passing all the student support groups for LGBTQ+. Hispanics, ragheads, etc, I would stop and ask where the Jewish Student council was located. The looks I received were excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (2WIwB)

20 Of course the money is a bribe to influence policy and hiring. It should be illegal on its face.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Confucius Institutes: *Whistles innocently*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (a+4eV)

21 🔸 Similar contracts at CMU and Northwestern University require faculty and students to respect Qatari law, which criminalizes criticism of the Qatari government
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Where?

If they have a campus in Qatar, then fine. Follow the local laws there and if you don't like them, then don't do business in that locality.

But if they are attempting to uphold Qatari law *here*, that is a pretty damn significant problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (MABZ1)

22 Qatar is about to become a bit less wealthy...

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (g47mK)

23 Qatari Law = Sharia Law

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (g47mK)

24 >>>Qatar is out ally and friend. I see no problem with taking money from them.

Seconded!!!

Posted by: John Bolton at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (jGJov)

25 🔸 Department of Education data shows Qatar is the single largest foreign funder of US universities by far, outpacing China and Saudi Arabia
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Yes. That is old news.

Qatar sends the money and sets the policy, Red China sends the spies and sets the policy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (MABZ1)

26 I see there is a fake CoD bundle that adds Renee Good as a playable character.

The best part? Someone comments, "The best character to beat those annoying kids on the server with you"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

27 Columbia allows anti jewish attacks for free

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (q7NZH)

28 "Similar contracts at CMU and Northwestern University require faculty and students to respect Qatari law, which criminalizes criticism of the Qatari government"

This itself is astonishing. What is meant by 'require'? What's the oversight and enforcement of such requirements? Man, the discovery on this should be something provided the Qataris don't offer a settlement to make this go away.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2026 01:29 PM (CwhoI)

29 🔸 Similar contracts at CMU and Northwestern University require faculty and students to respect Qatari law, which criminalizes criticism of the Qatari government
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And these people bleat on and on about "academic freedom" when the *domestic* government requires them to uphold the *domestic* laws involving fair play and free speech.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:29 PM (MABZ1)

30 Qatar is about to become a bit less wealthy...
Posted by: runner

no, I think Carnegie Mellon is about to get DEI'd.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 01:29 PM (qo38o)

31 I'm sure Andrew Carnegie and the Mellons would be thrilled to learn that the college they founded has been sold to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 30, 2026 01:29 PM (MZ+PY)

32 Hilarious, Northwestern has had 3 Jewish presidents in a row including the current one.

Posted by: anon2020 at January 30, 2026 01:29 PM (RqMDa)

33 RIP
@BNONews 2m
Catherine O'Hara, who starred as mom Kate McCallister in "Home Alone" and Moira Rose in "Schitt's Creek", has died at 71

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 01:30 PM (mlg/3)

34 I see there is a fake CoD bundle that adds Renee Good as a playable character.

There's a real mod for Pretti. Kids are loading it up and shooting him with rocket launchers and stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

35 Hilarious, Northwestern has had 3 Jewish presidents in a row including the current one.

Nobody hates practicing Jews more than atheist/Marxist Jews.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

36 THE BLADE BEATS
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:22 PM


Um...TMI?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (kgE5c)

37 My sister is a CMU grad. Math. Listens to NPR every morning. Will never hear of this.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (KiBMU)

38 Aye, they're just honoring the ancient Scottish custom of xe who pays the piper calls the tune.

Posted by: Angusy McAngusface at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (C1Xju)

39 She's going to have a very hard time proving her case.

But first hurdle is passed, I suppose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Carnegie Mellon will settle most likely to avoid discovery is my guess. Discovery will be nasty given that Qatar as a donor basically had large input on their DEI VP.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (2swu2)

40 I know you all beat me to it but Tucker hardest hit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (mxcbL)

41 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

Dang. She was one of my favorites. She was awesome in all the Christopher Guest movies like Best in Show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (PSEDc)

42 A judge refused to dismiss this complaint and says that a "reasonable jury" may well find that Carnegie Mellon allowed the brutalization of its Jewish students due to the Qatar bribe. So the case goes forward.
++++
She's going to have a very hard time proving her case.

But first hurdle is passed, I suppose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (MABZ1)
_______

I don't think she has to prove she was religiously discriminated against because of the Qatar bribe. I think all she has to do is prove that she was discriminated against because she is Jewish. It doesn't matter why. Put another way, I don't think "motive" is an element of a Title VI claim. But it certainly helps to have a motive. The bribe is a nice gift-wrapped motive.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

43
Confucius Institutes: *Whistles innocently*
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (a+4eV)

***

When I was teaching a group of Chinese business students, the University allowed a CI office to be established. They set it up right across from the classroom. The guy they had there was right out of central casting for an agent for the Ministry for State Security. The students were scared shitless by him.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)

44 Philly shitting on Pittsburgh.

Proudest tradition in the Mid-Atlanic.


nope I like Pittsburgh. Pitt is a great school.

boys who want to go into STEM and went to a great private boys school - told don't bother applying to CMU. they no take white boys.

Pitt took a bunch of kids from their school tho.

I hold a grudge!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (emBoF)

45 Make em go broke honey - bankrupt them into oblivion.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (VkY89)

46 oh no Catherine O'Hara! gosh I loved her

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (emBoF)

47 Irrelevant to this university, but perhaps not irrelevant to the overall wider topic of college, I saw an interesting ad recently.

It was for one of these online colleges that advertises heavily. It boiled down to, "sure, lots of people are saying college isn't worth it and are choosing to do something else instead, but we provide really good value so you should still consider us."

That's a a *huge* shift in approach. If they're taking that tack, they're probably hearing that a lot during recruitment. "College? Nah. GFY" must be increasingly common if they're now directly addressing it in advertising.

I hope that these guys as essentially a commercial college are just the first visible crack that ultimately brings down the colleges. Outfits like CMU are in a different category and will be immune to that kind of change, but most schools are not in that category.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:33 PM (MABZ1)

48 18 OT
Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

Oh how sad. I enjoyed her as Moira Rose too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 01:33 PM (mxcbL)

49 I don't care about the origin of the money, I care that the university so clearly supports and defends race hatred while pretending to be anti-racist. And nearly all of them do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:33 PM (PYyV9)

50 Similar contracts at CMU and Northwestern University require faculty and students to respect Qatari law, which criminalizes criticism of the Qatari government

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In America? Required Qatari law? This elicits a giant WOW from me. Just wow...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 01:33 PM (qBdHI)

51 I don't think she has to prove she was religiously discriminated against because of the Qatar bribe. I think all she has to do is prove that she was discriminated against because she is Jewish. It doesn't matter why. Put another way, I don't think "motive" is an element of a Title VI claim. But it certainly helps to have a motive. The bribe is a nice gift-wrapped motive.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
++++
:: sniffs air ::

I smell a settlement with no admission of guilt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:34 PM (MABZ1)

52 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

Dang. She was one of my favorites. She was awesome in all the Christopher Guest movies like Best in Show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (PSEDc)

***

Beautiful eyes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 01:34 PM (2WIwB)

53 41 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

Dang. She was one of my favorites. She was awesome in all the Christopher Guest movies like Best in Show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Yes she was. Effective actress far beyond sketch comedy. RIP.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:34 PM (2swu2)

54 18 OT
Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM

71 is young. That's sad. I enjoyed her comedy, along with John Candy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 01:34 PM (IifOV)

55 She's going to have a very hard time proving her case.

But first hurdle is passed, I suppose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (MABZ1)

CMU atty: there's no need for that time wasting
discovery. Here is a large cash settlement attached to this innocent NDA

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 30, 2026 01:34 PM (LSR8N)

56 CMU is influence and power.

They get a slap but shall never fall out of good graces.

EdScoop dot com: Carnegie Mellon, Gates Foundation fund AI-powered learning platform
The university and philanthropic organization are spending $55 million to support a new initiative hoped to boost student outcomes.
By EdScoop Staff, January 29, 2026



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)

57 Beetlejuice, Best In Show, Schitts Creek, and I loved her in her role as a producer in the series "Studio" on AppleTV+.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 30, 2026 01:35 PM (KiBMU)

58 boys who want to go into STEM and went to a great private boys school - told don't bother applying to CMU. they no take white boys.

In the 80s and 90s CMU was one of the elite computer science schools on the strength of their white boys. Not so much now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

59 By the way, every leftist on social media is screaming and lighting their hair on fire that a reporter was arrested, a reporter!!!!. Their entire argument is if a reporter is arrested, then we are in a fascist tyranny. That's it: any time any reporter is arrested, fascism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:36 PM (PYyV9)

60 Carnegie Mellon University? Isn't that where Rodney Dangerfield went to college? The triple lindy was outstanding.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 01:37 PM (oT7pT)

61 When I was teaching a group of Chinese business students, the University allowed a CI office to be established. They set it up right across from the classroom. The guy they had there was right out of central casting for an agent for the Ministry for State Security. The students were scared shitless by him.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Back in the day, I taught Administrative Law and our university had a contract to teach local government officials from China. There was always an intel minder in the all Chinese cohort classes. The other students would always defer to him and usually that student was the worst in the class relying on his classmates to get him through the class with a minimal passing grade. Saw that pattern for several years until the contract ended.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:37 PM (2swu2)

62 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.

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That's sad. I liked her. RIP Kevin's mom.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 01:38 PM (qBdHI)

63 The Paolo is, how you say, inured to exclamations of "Wow!".

Posted by: Paolo at January 30, 2026 01:38 PM (C1Xju)

64 The university and philanthropic organization are spending $55 million to support a new initiative hoped to boost student outcomes.
By EdScoop Staff, January 29, 2026



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)

No student outcomes were in fact boosted.

Posted by: *Morgan Freeman narrator voice* at January 30, 2026 01:38 PM (TbWk/)

65 By the way, every leftist on social media is screaming and lighting their hair on fire that a reporter was arrested, a reporter!!!!. Their entire argument is if a reporter is arrested, then we are in a fascist tyranny. That's it: any time any reporter is arrested, fascism.

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Do they mean that reporters who break the law shouldn't have to face justice like any other schlub? Interesting take.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (qBdHI)

66 Look, no institution is going to sell its soul for a few hundred thousand.

Wait. You said A BILLION?!?!? Sold.

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (65cLN)

67 I was looking up consent decrees and there are a lot of them related to discrimination by educational institutions with the DoJ on the siding with those discriminated against. So I don't see why the DoJ can't pile on Carnegie-Mellon with this case.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (Vh9CX)

68 So whig beat me to the NDA aspect at #39.

This is a perfect example for why I comment before reading all comments. If I thought before I spoke, I'd never say anything.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (LSR8N)

69 "The Assassination of Jamal Khashoggi"

Was he really a journalist? /R But we had to hear and read that for frigging years.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (NFX2v)

70 Do they mean that reporters who break the law shouldn't have to face justice like any other schlub? Interesting take.

That is their argument. I mean they are trying to portray it as "innocent reporter arrested for merely reporting a protest!" but basically that's what they are saying. Oh, their other argument: "a couple judges refused to issue an arrest warrant!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)

71 Oh, for fun, Robby Starbucks snagged an Epstein memo recording that Billy Gates told him that Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.

Part of the massive 3.5 million documents dropped today.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (2swu2)

72 What is needed now is a Northern Poverty Law Center to investigate these yankee universities for all their hifalutin ways, rayciss operations and just down home good old fashioned assholery.

Posted by: Morris Dees, Con Artist and Race Baiter at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (+GuN/)

73 65 Do they mean that reporters who break the law shouldn't have to face justice like any other schlub? Interesting take.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (qBdHI)

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Absolutely anything a leftist reporter does in advancement of the narrative is legal.

Also anything a leftist does in advancement of the narrative is legal.

Also anything a MAGAt does any time anywhere other than demand Trump release the Epstein files is illegal and punishable by a non-partisan DOJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

74 boys who want to go into STEM and went to a great private boys school - told don't bother applying to CMU. they no take white boys.

In the 80s and 90s CMU was one of the elite computer science schools on the strength of their white boys. Not so much now.


It still is. By some metrics, it's the top CS department in the country. They're also very strong in robotics.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

75 The university and philanthropic organization are spending $55 million to support a new initiative hoped to boost student outcomes.

what... what the hell does that even mean? I know I am getting older but things make less and less sense to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

76 69 "The Assassination of Jamal Khashoggi"

Was he really a journalist? /R But we had to hear and read that for frigging years.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:39 PM (NFX2v)

I've always assumed it was a cover story and that he was more likely part of his uncle's gun-running operation.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (FpHTM)

77 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

Dang. She was one of my favorites. She was awesome in all the Christopher Guest movies like Best in Show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2026 01:31 PM (PSEDc)
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And the voice of Sally and Shock in Nightmare Before Christmas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (OvMCw)

78 Qatar's in the big leagues. They've apparently got lots of capital to spend on influence.

They "gifted" the US president a goddamn airliner... that Trump is chomping at the bit to get flying before he leaves office.

Anyone think Trump's not the slightest bit "influenced" by that?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (jtM2q)

79 NDH update:

Happy Friday. The past 24 hours have been a whirlwind of changes. All positive. Mom came off incubation yesterday and is very coherent. She is communicating with me and her medical team as if she wasn't even in sedation for 5 days. Today she will be working with physical and speech theraphy but already they are saying she is reaponding beyond what they expexted.

She wanted me to let you all know she misses you.

Id expect her to be back tobher chatting ways here very soon as she is already asking for her phone.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (WhGni)

80 Damn. The old SCTV cast are fading away. RIP Katherine.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (vqA1l)

81 Why does it always surprise me when liberal and leftist institutions suspend all their high-minded thinking when it comes to pursuing power and filthy lucre?

We hate racism, unless you give us a billion $, then it's okay?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (vOtXJ)

82 Serious question: does Carlson need to register as a foreign agent of Qatar?

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (2L+MU)

83 78 Qatar's in the big leagues. They've apparently got lots of capital to spend on influence.

They "gifted" the US president a goddamn airliner... that Trump is chomping at the bit to get flying before he leaves office.

Anyone think Trump's not the slightest bit "influenced" by that?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (jtM2q)

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That gift was first offered under Biden, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

84 That was from her daughter on the twitters

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (WhGni)

85 75 The university and philanthropic organization are spending $55 million to support a new initiative hoped to boost student outcomes.

what... what the hell does that even mean? I know I am getting older but things make less and less sense to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

it means makework bullshit to give more money to admin and their cronies.

Posted by: Which is what it always means at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)

86 Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 01:34 PM (IifOV)

I wonder if it was the result of the Covid shot? There's no way to know that and I didn't know her, but I have known at least 15 people from my congregation or friends or family members of theirs who either died from cancer over the past couple of years or have cancer now, and it had been heartbreaking. Every day I pray Fauci has some accountability in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Bw1/o)

87 69 "The Assassination of Jamal Khashoggi"

Was he really a journalist? /R But we had to hear and read that for frigging years.
Posted by: L

Nope foreign Qatar agent who supported the losing faction in the internal Saudi royal family squabbles. Al Thani family was on the side of the losers as well and the reason that they damn near got removed by the other Gulf States and Saudi Arabia before they got the hint to not mess in other people's sandboxes.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (2swu2)

88 O'Hara was good in Schitt's Creek with Eugene Levy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 01:43 PM (Fe9ZC)

89 Qatar is about to become a bit less wealthy...
Posted by: runner

no, I think Carnegie Mellon is about to get DEI'd.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 01:29 PM (qo38o)

I was talking about Islamic Republic of Iran and Qatar who serves as their money launderer. They share an oil field, sell Iran's oil and keep shitton of profit. That's why they think the can afford to buy America. I think this little arrangemetn is about to change. Qatar may have to focus less on bribing America and more on safeguarding the al Thani regime.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 01:43 PM (g47mK)

90 Dei offices at university and corporations are nothing more than political kommisar office to enforce the political orthodoxy of those who can gain control over them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 01:43 PM (i0Hi3)

91 >>>Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.
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Some news reports top all others.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 01:44 PM (hG1+u)

92 Anyone think Trump's not the slightest bit "influenced" by that?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Doubtful as the plane won't fly until he leaves office anyway. Qatar tries to buy friendz but if Iran goes, they will be alone in a very hostile neighborhood.

We can then close our base there as well.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:44 PM (2swu2)

93 80 Damn. The old SCTV cast are fading away. RIP Katherine.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (vqA1l)

Are Martin Short and Eugene Levy the only ones left?

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:45 PM (FpHTM)

94 2/3 of CMU is Asian.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 01:45 PM (Fe9ZC)

95 Even putting aside this girl's claims she was personally discriminated against, how can it possibly be legal for American colleges to take money from hostile foreign powers? Of course the money is a bribe to influence policy and hiring. It should be illegal on its face.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

I don't know that Qatar is designated a hostile foreign power. Not like France, say.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:45 PM (8avO+)

96 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

97 79. Id expect her to be back tobher chatting ways here very soon as she is already asking for her phone.
Posted by: banana Dream

Very nice news.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (NFX2v)

98 47

I think there is something to that observation. Overall college enrollment is dipping, especially among boys.
I read a really interesting essay from Postcards from Barsoom on substack about the loss of prestige when institutions become overwhelmingly female, and how universities are right at the cusp.
I think what will happen is a few top ones will survive but most of the credentialing will move to online programs. When you just need the price of paper saying you finished the value difference is just too large to sustain.

Posted by: Charlie the Capitalist at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (tBu82)

99 Thornton Melon > Carnegie Mellon

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Some news reports top all others.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Microsoft OS has had a problem with viruses for years. Now we know why.

Robby Starbucks on X has the rest of the funny memo where Epstein apparently memorialized conversations by emailing himself with the contents.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (2swu2)

101 As a devout Christian , I fail to see the problem here.

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (Bq1P8)

102 71 Oh, for fun, Robby Starbucks snagged an Epstein memo recording that Billy Gates told him that Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD. - whig

I never would have figured Gates as a "playah". Guess you can't judge a book by its four-eyed, iguana-faced cover.

On the other hand, if you're having to pay in order to canoodle with Slavic cuties, are you really a playah?

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (2L+MU)

103 Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.

Women get mad about the silliest little things, huh

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (gKWVE)

104 Yes "higher education" is the seed of our demise. Of course K-12 is right behind it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 01:47 PM (xvV+O)

105 87 Nope foreign Qatar agent who supported the losing faction in the internal Saudi royal family squabbles. Al Thani family was on the side of the losers as well and the reason that they damn near got removed by the other Gulf States and Saudi Arabia before they got the hint to not mess in other people's sandboxes.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (2swu2)

It should be noted that that losing faction was Al-Waleed Bin-Talal's faction.

The same Al-Waleed Bin-Talal who basically owned the Bush Family.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:47 PM (FpHTM)

106 98 47

I think there is something to that observation. Overall college enrollment is dipping, especially among boys.
I read a really interesting essay from Postcards from Barsoom on substack about the loss of prestige when institutions become overwhelmingly female, and how universities are right at the cusp.
I think what will happen is a few top ones will survive but most of the credentialing will move to online programs. When you just need the price of paper saying you finished the value difference is just too large to sustain.

Posted by: Charlie the Capitalist at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (tBu82)

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Last I saw is that overall enrollment is 60% female.

That's already overwhelmingly female.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

107 Universities Receiving Funding from Qatar:

Cornell University $2.3 billion
Carnegie Mellon University $1 billion
Texas A&M University $992.8 million
Georgetown University $971.1 million
Northwestern University $734 million
Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU) $103.4 million
Weill Cornell Medicine - Qatar $1.8 billion

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:47 PM (NpAcC)

108 The university and philanthropic organization are spending $55 million to support a new initiative hoped to boost student outcomes.

what... what the hell does that even mean? I know I am getting older but things make less and less sense to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

it means makework bullshit to give more money to admin and their cronies.
Posted by: Which is what it always means at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)


Well for sure it does not mean give them a rigorous and objective engineering education so they can get great jobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (8avO+)

109 > Carnegie Mellon University? Isn't that where Rodney Dangerfield went to college?

Dangerfield attended "Grand Lakes University" in Back to School. The actual school they filmed at was University of Wisconsin-Madison.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Yp6az)

110 >>>>>>Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.
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Some news reports top all others.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than other

>Poor Bill Gates. I wonder if he was getting golden showers from those Russian girls like the Orange Man bad?

He gave his wife an STD and half of the company.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (oT7pT)

111 Meanwhile, Virginia Democrats are trying to close VMI.

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Bq1P8)

112 it means makework bullshit to give more money to admin and their cronies.

Sure, but what did they intend for "improving student outcomes" to mean???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (PYyV9)

113 It's sometimes fun to compare GDPs.

America is due for 5.4% in Q4 of 2025.

Canada?

0.0

How's that trade war going, Canada?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

114 112 Sure, but what did they intend for "improving student outcomes" to mean???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (PYyV9)

Make them even more loyal Marxists.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (FpHTM)

115 Interesting that the Qatar contributions weren't for a faculty chair or to endow a building, it was a flat-out bribe to create a behavioral staff and student process structure for the entire university.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (rj6Yv)

116 Qatari entities helped fund the salary of CMU's DEI and Title IX coordinator, and the university was required to consult with the Qatar Foundation before hiring her

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this is my favorite. I bet the same thing happened across America where Qatar selected DEI commissars. To make sure that Muslim Brotherhood is flourishing on campuses. And elsewhere. Got a complaint about Muslim Bros screaming death to Jews, and Globalize the intifadah, you must go to your DEI officer first. Who will find you extremely Islamophobic. Got that?

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)

117 Not at all surprised Qatar is funding Georgetown, they're the place which gave Jonathan AC "Rape Rape" Brown a faculty position. Brown is a convert to Islam and husband to an OG Muslim Brotherhood scion, and is probably best known for writing a book defending Islamic slavery including the sex kind.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (gKWVE)

118 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

https://tinyurl.com/53hbfz4c

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

119
The DOJ’s charge has elevated what began as a state assault case into a serious federal prosecution.

This is for the guy that douched Omar with vinegar. It pisses me off not because of the elevated charge, but because the protestors attacking ICE agents aren't getting similar treatment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

120 118 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

https://tinyurl.com/53hbfz4c

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

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MAGA better do anything possible to ensure that leftists never gain power.

BAMN.

Our livelihoods are on the line. Just as leftists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

121 >> How's that trade war going, Canada?

We’re right here you know.

Posted by: China at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Bq1P8)

122 I think there is something to that observation. Overall college enrollment is dipping, especially among boys.
I read a really interesting essay from Postcards from Barsoom on substack about the loss of prestige when institutions become overwhelmingly female, and how universities are right at the cusp.
I think what will happen is a few top ones will survive but most of the credentialing will move to online programs. When you just need the price of paper saying you finished the value difference is just too large to sustain.

Posted by: Charlie the Capitalist at January 30, 2026 01:46 PM (tBu82)

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Last I saw is that overall enrollment is 60% female.

That's already overwhelmingly female.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:47 PM (GBKbO)
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If overall is 60%, then traditional liberal-arts is significantly higher. STEM still has a lot of guys, so if you take that out of the equation the remaining non-STEM fields will be even higher than 60%. Too bad The Blade isn't in college now.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

123 Why does it always surprise me when liberal and leftist institutions suspend all their high-minded thinking when it comes to pursuing power and filthy lucre?

We hate racism, unless you give us a billion $, then it's okay?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 01:42 PM (vOtXJ)

anti Semitism has always been an exception for leftists, its perfectly fine.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)

124 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)



Who are they going to get to pay Kevin's grandmother in the next Home Alone installment where Kevin forgets to take his son on vacation with the family?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

125 I admit that I didn't think the Texas Aggies were going to be kissing Gulf ass for cash. I'd have pegged Southern Methodist for that venality.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (gKWVE)

126 122 If overall is 60%, then traditional liberal-arts is significantly higher. STEM still has a lot of guys, so if you take that out of the equation the remaining non-STEM fields will be even higher than 60%. Too bad The Blade isn't in college now.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah. Go for mechanical engineering, but join a fraternity.

Also, work out and develop some jokes.

You'll be swimming in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

127 76. I've always assumed it was a cover story and that he was more likely part of his uncle's gun-running operation.
Posted by: XTC

87. Nope foreign Qatar agent who supported the losing faction in the internal Saudi royal family squabbles. ...
Posted by: whig
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Thank you for responding.

You're far more adept about international politics than I.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

128 The logical part of my brain tells me that FBI files contain every crackpot tip that the FBI receives and that there's no way this Gates thing is true.
But the "Fuck that guy" part of my brain tells me I'll be glad to repeat that Gates story.

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 01:51 PM (65cLN)

129 It's sometimes fun to compare GDPs.

America is due for 5.4% in Q4 of 2025.

Canada?

0.0

How's that trade war going, Canada?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
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Take Alberta out of canucukastan's GDP and they are at -2.2%

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (xvV+O)

130 Suppose that the Court does eventually decide that the Qatar money was indeed applied as a bribe to promote anti-semitism.

Guess what that opens up next. Carnegie Mellon acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign Country. That's a FARA violation on the Federal level. And, I could see the current administration pursuing it to send a message to all the other universities out there.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (dIske)

131 You'll be swimming in it.

"too male, pale, and stale, application denied"
--Admissions

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)

132 It should be noted that that losing faction was Al-Waleed Bin-Talal's faction.

The same Al-Waleed Bin-Talal who basically owned the Bush Family.
Posted by: XTC
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True and likely involved in some degree with 9/11 as it is clear that Saudi embassy officials were involved in the care and support of the 9/11 hijackers. I always thought the longterm ambassador to the US, Prince Bandar from 1980's to 2005, was a slimeball. He could well have been who authorized the embassy officials to do what they did.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (2swu2)

133 If overall is 60%, then traditional liberal-arts is significantly higher. STEM still has a lot of guys, so if you take that out of the equation the remaining non-STEM fields will be even higher than 60%. Too bad The Blade isn't in college now.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

I figure the proportion of cute, sensible girls is about 10 percent, dropping with the number of years at the uni.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (8avO+)

134 129 Take Alberta out of canucukastan's GDP and they are at -2.2%

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (xvV+O)

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"We rule by importing 8 million Indians in a decade!"
-Ottawa

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

135 Someone should ask Melinda but I suspect that part of her payout in the divorce is she wasn't allowed to talk about the rash on Bill's penis.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (gKWVE)

136 She wanted me to let you all know she misses you.

Id expect her to be back tobher chatting ways here very soon as she is already asking for her phone.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 01:41 PM (WhGni

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Good news indeed. Praying for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (5uWUa)

137 @libsoftiktok
Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

https://tinyurl.com/53hbfz4c
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)



So, the new phrase that pays is 'concentration camps.'

GFY. I want to see you pull a full gainer off the top of the Empire State Building, you twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

https://tinyurl.com/53hbfz4c

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)
_________

Meh. This is all performance art. "Pick me!" The new NPC download has gone out that every half-assed dickwad loser has to make a TT or whatever dumb social media calling on other half-assed dickwad losers to ... do something.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

139 I do feel bad for Jewish people.

People shouldn't be permitted to say mean things to them.

Posted by: Sad World at January 30, 2026 01:53 PM (JBvW7)

140 Take Alberta out of canucukastan's GDP and they are at -2.2%
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (xvV+O)

like those numbers haven't been enhanced, too.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:53 PM (8avO+)

141 137 So, the new phrase that pays is 'concentration camps.'

GFY. I want to see you pull a full gainer off the top of the Empire State Building, you twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

I wonder if fed law enforcement, which hears that Democrats are going to prosecute them for the lawful application of immigration law, will apply any lessons they learn to how forcefully they try to deport people who illegally give Democrats increased political power merely by their presence?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

142 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

https://tinyurl.com/53hbfz4c

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)
_________

Meh. This is all performance art. "Pick me!" The new NPC download has gone out that every half-assed dickwad loser has to make a TT or whatever dumb social media calling on other half-assed dickwad losers to ... do something.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

They also won't find any MAGA in their bubble communities.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:54 PM (8avO+)

143 You'll be swimming in it.

"too male, pale, and stale, application denied"
--Admissions


Universities are loathe to let male enrollment fall below 40%, because once it does, women don't want to go there either, so many of them have what is effectively AA (lower standards) for males.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 01:54 PM (Riz8t)

144 131 You'll be swimming in it.

"too male, pale, and stale, application denied"
--Admissions
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)

Probably why a lot of white dudes who want to get into the CS program troon out.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:54 PM (FpHTM)

145 Shortbus request at (JBvW7)

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 01:54 PM (gKWVE)

146 >>>Someone should ask Melinda but I suspect that part of her payout in the divorce is she wasn't allowed to talk about the rash on Bill's penis.

Posted by: gKWVE

>Penis? Look at his face. He's melting.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (oT7pT)

147 [snip]

And elsewhere. Got a complaint about Muslim Bros screaming death to Jews, and Globalize the intifadah, you must go to your DEI officer first. Who will find you extremely Islamophobic. Got that?

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)

---------------

What if your DEI officer is the Mayor of your city screaming "death to Jews, and Globalize the intifadah?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (LBpnK)

148 So, the new phrase that pays is 'concentration camps.'

There is a video out of a guy pretending to be a leftist feeb easily getting a woman with the "in this house" placard out front to admit she wants all conservatives in "reeducation camps"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (PYyV9)

149 So glad my university closed its campus in Dubai in 2010.

There are currently no other campuses anywhere in the Middle East.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (Y1sOo)

150 So, the new phrase that pays is 'concentration camps.'

GFY. I want to see you pull a full gainer off the top of the Empire State Building, you twatwaffle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
*******
They are getting people worked up to believe it's ok to kill us because they think we're Nazis.

Judges and juries will probably feel it's justified.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (NpAcC)

151 RIP Catherine O'Hara.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (N8ZBc)

152 146 >Penis? Look at his face. He's melting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (oT7pT)

Maybe that's why he wants to block out the sun.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (FpHTM)

153 Cases like this and Mann getting his butt handed to him warm the coccles of my heart. Which is good because I just took a two and a half mile walk in 16° weather

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (IDEQi)

154 There is a video out of a guy pretending to be a leftist feeb easily getting a woman with the "in this house" placard out front to admit she wants all conservatives in "reeducation camps"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (PYyV9)



But we're the nazi fascists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Looking at CMU's leadership, apparently the DEI hire is the "Vice Provost for Community, Culture and Engagement"

They probably took out DEI after Trump was sworn in.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (9mw3J)

156 Suppose that the Court does eventually decide that the Qatar money was indeed applied as a bribe to promote anti-semitism.

Guess what that opens up next. Carnegie Mellon acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign Country. That's a FARA violation on the Federal level. And, I could see the current administration pursuing it to send a message to all the other universities out there.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 01:52 PM (dIske)

and also it makes them guilty of a huge civil rights violation to organize oppressive mobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)

157 If overall is 60%, then traditional liberal-arts is significantly higher. STEM still has a lot of guys, so if you take that out of the equation the remaining non-STEM fields will be even higher than 60%. Too bad The Blade isn't in college now.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Yeah. Go for mechanical engineering, but join a fraternity.

Also, work out and develop some jokes.

You'll be swimming in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:51 PM (GBKbO)
____

I was pre-law. I was an athlete and played in a semi-pro rock band. The gender ratio wasn't as favorable as it is now, but I was still crushing it. Sadly, I was dirt poor at the time.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

158 What league do semi-pro rock bands play in?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

159 News:
Guterres warns of UN's 'imminent financial collapse'



Don’t threaten me with a good time pal.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 01:57 PM (WhGni)

160 as usual I didn't say that right - ok so CMU is highly desirable to boys who want to go into STEM, like mine.

the girls' school DID send girls to CMU

the boys' school (they are affiliated) could NOT

it was the gender and the race and the location (PA). all dings. the boys school had more ivy placements however. it was just known (to the admissions people) not to bother applying to CMU

and that played out ... no one got in.

it's just annoying. I assume they just would rather have kids from other states (also girls)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (emBoF)

161 What if your DEI officer is the Mayor of your city screaming "death to Jews, and Globalize the intifadah?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (LBpnK)

He is just criticizing Israel !! He is allowed to criticize Israel!!

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

162 Thank you for responding.

You're far more adept about international politics than I.
Posted by: L

Khasshoggi, instead of his uncle Adnan, the arms dealer, was a registered agent of Qatar in the US and basically slapped his name on Qatar ghostwritten PR statements as a 'journalist'. Basically a front man for the Al Thani family that was also stirring up trouble in Saudi royal succession at the time.

MBS took it personally and had Khashoggi painfully wacked by Saudi intel peeps.

Wasn't reported much here but the Saudis and the rest of the Gulf States don't much like the Al Thanis and at one point during the Trump I term, I think, threatened to invade and remove them.

Wiki
"In June 2017, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Bahrain, Egypt, the Maldives, Mauritania, Senegal, Djibouti, the Comoros, Jordan, the Tobruk-based Libyan government and finally the Hadi-led Yemeni government severed diplomatic relations with Qatar and blocked Qatar's airspace and sea routes along with Saudi Arabia blocking the only land crossing over its relations with Iran, Al-Jazeera reporting negative information about other GCC states and Egypt and the country's alleged support of Islamist groups."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (2swu2)

163 So, the new phrase that pays is 'concentration camps.'

There is a video out of a guy pretending to be a leftist feeb easily getting a woman with the "in this house" placard out front to admit she wants all conservatives in "reeducation camps"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (PYyV9)

That's been true since 1980 at least

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (8avO+)

164 From Twitter:

Somaya ☭ | holy communism, batman
@arguablysomaya
it’s just crazy that right wingers just get to be wrong. like all the time. and nothing happens to them. i know this isn’t a new development by any means but it’s crazy how blatant it is


Nothing happens to people who disagree with this knucklehead! What a crime!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)

165 By the way, the brave "inclusive" leaders at CMU have to make sure female staff wear hijabs and follow the no alcohol police in Qatar.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (9mw3J)

166 This is horrible.
- Cucker Tarlson

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (PHOGh)

167
Kathy Griffin urges her followers


what fucking followers?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (QVmho)

168 155 Looking at CMU's leadership, apparently the DEI hire is the "Vice Provost for Community, Culture and Engagement"

They probably took out DEI after Trump was sworn in.
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (9mw3J)
_______________________________

A lot of entities followed that track. Even some within the government. They just changed their designation. Many moved the DEI reps to the Legal offices and called them "compliance officers" without removing their job description or hierarchy.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

169 You'll be swimming in it.

The problem is that "it" will have green hair in a lesbian-style bowl cut, at least one septum piercing, the dreaded double-bird-hands, and a Luigi Mangione sex doll.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

170 103 Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.

Women get mad about the silliest little things, huh
Posted by: gKWVE at January

The divorce was probably after he told her to calm down. Or tried to slip her antibiotics. One or the other.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (Wmg4n)

171 They are getting people worked up to believe it's ok to kill us because they think we're Nazis.

Exactly. As many have said before, they don't call us Nazis because they understand fascism or believe we are. They call us Nazis so its okay to kill us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (PYyV9)

172
what fucking followers?
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (QVmho)



And what the f*ck did she do to her face?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

173
164 From Twitter:

Somaya ☭ | holy communism, batman
@arguablysomaya
it’s just crazy that right wingers just get to be wrong. like all the time. and nothing happens to them. i know this isn’t a new development by any means but it’s crazy how blatant it is

Nothing happens to people who disagree with this knucklehead! What a crime!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)

======

It's our fault for undermining pure communism and turning the Soviet Union, North Korea, Cambodia, and Zimbabwe into right-leaning fascist dictatorships.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

174 What league do semi-pro rock bands play in?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I think that's called the bar band circuit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (mlg/3)

175 >>>Maybe that's why he wants to block out the sun.

Posted by: XTC

>Sunblock, 30BB SPF.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (oT7pT)

176 RIP Catherine O'Hara.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 01:56 PM (N8ZBc)
=====

A wonderful actress and comedienne. RIP.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (rj6Yv)

177 Gates seems exactly like the type of guy to pay for Epstiens girls.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (n5tGW)

178 Sorry - just got back from being out all morning.

Re: Previous thread - Do you think Don Lemon will drop the soap on purpose in the slammer?


I think we all know the answer to this one.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (cYBz/)

179 Money? The dickens you say.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (YlWIZ)

180 Somaya ☭ | holy communism, batman
@arguablysomaya
it’s just crazy that right wingers just get to be wrong. like all the time. and nothing happens to them. i know this isn’t a new development by any means but it’s crazy how blatant it is

Nothing happens to people who disagree with this knucklehead! What a crime!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)
++++
"Holy" and "Communism" should never appear in the same sentence (except this one, of course, which merely describes the basic problem).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (MABZ1)

181 I think China has bigger priorities than fomenting unrest in Minneapolis.

Zhang Youxia Left Mystery Letter? Xi’s Brutal Military Purge and Secret Killings Revealed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBRQ6mjQWw

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (Riz8t)

182 What league do semi-pro rock bands play in?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
____

The league with bands that will take any amount of money to play college parties, local bars, small theaters, etc. Hell, I woulda done it for free.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

183 In fact, I don't think in Qatar that an America woman wearing her hijab is actually allowed to walk in stride with a man. They must be 2 steps or more behind.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (9mw3J)

184 135 Someone should ask Melinda but I suspect that part of her payout in the divorce is she wasn't allowed to talk about the rash on Bill's penis.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Mongolian Dick Rot.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (2swu2)

185 William F. Buckley was from Qatar, right?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 02:01 PM (6ZSsV)

186 179 Money? The dickens you say.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (YlWIZ)

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Leftists are immune to money, so it's obvious that these decisions were made by right wing corporatists who refuse to let universities be truly communist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

187 The TRULY Evil are abetted by the Venal and the WEAK.

Those who hate Good for being Good because their are so bored with the status quo that doesn't serve them, that hey would gun you down and set fire to your children and then send you a bill for the bullets.

The desperate and truly evil are a very small part of the population, but their influence is vast -- to get you to not only FEAR EVIL because it is Evil, but the fail to uphold Good for being Good.

Up/Down/Right/Left -- all are their playthings.
Is there anything more powerful than a People who have been Lied to and Cheated out of a future worth having?

Guess we're gonna find out.
"I Wish There Could Be A National System To Alert Us "We Have Solved" The Problem That Is Trump" ctHILLARY, 2025

WHO's the Deplorable?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 02:01 PM (ZmlER)

188
I think that's called the bar band circuit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 01:59 PM (mlg/3)



I did shots of Crown Royal with Dimebag at a Howard Johnson's in Arlington, TX as he scoped out a metal band called Cactus Jaw. Vinnie Paul was in the strip club next door.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

189 181 I think China has bigger priorities than fomenting unrest in Minneapolis.

Zhang Youxia Left Mystery Letter? Xi’s Brutal Military Purge and Secret Killings Revealed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBRQ6mjQWw

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:00 PM (Riz8t)

======

Eh.

Large organization with many tentacles that can work effectively independently of each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

190 I meant the cusp of collapsing prestige, not cusp of being female dominated.

Anecdotal support of online programs: My wife is doing online school and very pleased with it. It is quite affordable and she will get just as good of a piece of paper as I have from traditional university. Plus the schedule flexibility is good as she is also working and starting a business.

Posted by: Charlie the Capitalist at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (tBu82)

191 Silver spot price on Comex at $84.61 per oz. This is a huge drop since yesterday. and has nothing to do with the fundamentals of Silver. Try to buy actual physical Silver at this dip in price, and you will find very little is available. For example Silver Eagles in Quantity less than 20 each are selling for $101.09 on SD Bullion. China is attempting to corner the physical silver supply by paying $149.00 per oz for the metal in Shanghai. Gold at $4759 per oz is also down dramatically.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (Da7Vv)

192 Yeah, I'm sure you were are real pussy-slayer back in the day. We all were.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (Y1sOo)

193 Meanwhile, Virginia Democrats are trying to close VMI.
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Bq1P


I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)

194 Eh.

Large organization with many tentacles that can work effectively independently of each other.


There's a reason they try to cut off the head first.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)

195 163 So, the new phrase that pays is 'concentration camps.'

There is a video out of a guy pretending to be a leftist feeb easily getting a woman with the "in this house" placard out front to admit she wants all conservatives in "reeducation camps"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 01:55 PM (PYyV9)

That's been true since 1980 at least
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 01:58 PM (8avO+)
__________________________

There's a good example of this in Canada. Not much of a Jordon Peterson fan, but he was ordered to have a series of "sensitivity training" sessions which is another name for "re-education" which he gladly stated he was willing to attend, and planned on streaming. However, no one was willing to go up against him in that situation, so it's still pending for well over a year now.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (dIske)

196 Haw! How much of the dough do you think will actually leave Hillary's sticky fingers?

"Hillary Clinton Fundraises for Minneapolis Rioters".

https://tinyurl.com/54tchwdd

She probably figures, "Somalians, Haitians, what's the difference?"

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (2L+MU)

197 I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.

Right? I mean, who could have predicted this? Oh wait, I did. Many people did.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (Riz8t)

198 Zhang Youxia Left Mystery Letter? Xi’s Brutal Military Purge and Secret Killings Revealed

PLA's had multiple purges in the last 2-3 years. Xi's wasting the clock on any military relevance China might still have.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

199 Our goal is to become New Jersey.

Posted by: Virginia at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (Hy+/V)

200 >>>Texas A&M University $992.8 million

as long it helps the football team it's ok with me!!!

Posted by: Aggies at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (jGJov)

201
I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)



They voted for it.

Reap it, bishes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

202 I don't think she has to prove she was religiously discriminated against because of the Qatar bribe. I think all she has to do is prove that she was discriminated against because she is Jewish.
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Does she have big melons like Ben Shapiro's sister? I am a discriminating man.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (Hpgos)

203 Plan to do what exactly Kathy?

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (PHOGh)

204 I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.

The ones outside of the DC suburbs, probably.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

205 When did we stop using the term "actress" and why?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (3ImbR)

206 185 William F. Buckley was from Qatar, right?
Posted by: ...
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Some crap came out about Buckley yesterdayt and the reason for his purges in the 90's. Take it with a grain of salt but the gist of the article was that ole Bill Buckley was dipping out of the NR funds to support his lifestyle as he wasn't nearly as rich as he pretented to be so when donors wanted people like Joe Sobran, etc. gone, Bill obliged.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (2swu2)

207 197 I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.

Right? I mean, who could have predicted this? Oh wait, I did. Many people did.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (Riz8t)

======

All I've seen is headlines.

I've yet to seen an interview with a Democrat voter who's angry about the proposed bills and new fees.

Though, I also haven't looked.

So, I suspect there are some.

But I also suspect that most are perfectly happy with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

208 201
I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)


They voted for it.
--------------------
You mean the Yankee imports and their exotic imports voted for it.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (Hpgos)

209 Catherine O'Hara from SCTV and Home Alone has died . A funny lady

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (IDEQi)

210 They voted for it.

Reap it, bishes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)


So you're saying a CIA candidate was legitimately who got the most cast ballots in a fair election? Pull the other one.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (2ocoG)

211 I bet a lot of Virginians are getting whiplash from their glorious new governor's hard turn to the left.

The ones outside of the DC suburbs, probably.


No, they're the ones who were under no illusions about Spanberger. It's the useful idiots in NoVa who are surprised.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)

212
update from Misti about Neidermeyers Dead Horse:

NDH is off intubation and is coherent & communicating and is in good spirits

@NeidsG

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (tljrc)

213 the first movie date my husband took me on was to Beetlejuice. Nothing beats Catherine O'Hara in Day-O.

https://tinyurl.com/38xcp7jx

Posted by: barbarausa at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (enw9G)

214 When did we stop using the term "actress" and why?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (3ImbR)



Around the same time the Constitution was revealed to say you can't call female flight attendants "stewardesses."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

215 update from Misti about Neidermeyers Dead Horse:

NDH is off intubation and is coherent & communicating and is in good spirits

@NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (tljrc)

Good news

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (VE6XX)

216 update from Misti about Neidermeyers Dead Horse:

NDH is off intubation and is coherent & communicating and is in good spirits

@NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (tljrc)



God is Great.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

217 167 Kathy Griffin urges her followers

what fucking followers? - BifBewalski


To quote the late, great Archie Bunker, she could rub liver on her behind and cats wouldn't follow her.


Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 02:06 PM (2L+MU)

218 Large organization with many tentacles

Japs?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 02:06 PM (Kt19C)

219 All I've seen is headlines.
I've yet to seen an interview with a Democrat voter who's angry about the proposed bills and new fees.
Though, I also haven't looked.
So, I suspect there are some.
But I also suspect that most are perfectly happy with it.


They won't be when it comes time to cut the checks and when little Aidan's GT classes are cut and he gets rolled into GenPop.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

220 You mean the Yankee imports and their exotic imports voted for it.

Unfortunately, I think there were plenty of native Virginians who worked for the Federal govt who voted for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 02:06 PM (8Xy/A)

221 NoVa AWFLs who are the core Dem voter are probably just fine with what’s transpiring in VA.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 02:07 PM (PHOGh)

222 So you're saying a CIA candidate was legitimately who got the most cast ballots in a fair election? Pull the other one.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (2ocoG)



I'm told election fraud never happens.

Also, republican voters stayed home. Again.

Because their candidate wasn't the best candidate ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

223 NDH ... is coherent & ... is in good spirits

In other words, she wouldn't be a good fit in the ONT

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:07 PM (gKWVE)

224 NoVa AWFLs who are the core Dem voter are probably just fine with what’s transpiring in VA.


They may be right now, but wait until the proposed changes take effect.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

225 Large organization with many tentacles

Japs?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 02:06 PM (Kt19C)



That's hot.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Guterres warns of UN's 'imminent financial collapse'

-
Whatever shall we do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

227 What league do semi-pro rock bands play in?

The "Wherever they haz groupies league".

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Da7Vv)

228 Guterres warns of UN's 'imminent financial collapse'

-
Whatever shall we do?


Buy champagne?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

229 Catherine O'Hara, Danny Elfman, Peewee Herman LIVE singing their parts from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

YT: LINK https://tinyurl.com/24xymvkr

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

230 Both the ideas that the criminalization of criticism of Qatar should be respected in the US and that American courts should be a weapon in the hands of Jews to outlaw anti-Semitic opinions or expression are contrary to the fundamental freedoms of Americans established in our founding principles.

The importation of these ancient tribalisms has grossly distorted our freedoms and manner of governance.

Posted by: TITP at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (6Q9y6)

231 O'Hara was perfect in Beetlejuice. I don't know why everyone was playing up her role in Home Alone

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (gKWVE)

232 All I've seen is headlines.

I've yet to seen an interview with a Democrat voter who's angry about the proposed bills and new fees.

Though, I also haven't looked.

So, I suspect there are some.

But I also suspect that most are perfectly happy with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Until they get taxed too.

Democrats can no longer actually do things in office like reduce congestion, etc. by building roads so instead they will simply take the taxes and fritter them away on their constellation of ngos and useless government sinecures for half wits.

Simply the Democrat party has become a dysfunctional racket to where the insiders are enriched and the rest of the population can f*ck right off. I think it is because these state and local governments no longer rely on actual votes from the precincts but easy to manufacture ballots and ballot fraud.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (2swu2)

233 the first movie date my husband took me on was to Beetlejuice. Nothing beats Catherine O'Hara in Day-O.

https://tinyurl.com/38xcp7jx
Posted by: barbarausa at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (enw9G)




She was only 71. Wonder how many boosters she'd had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:04 PM (2swu2)

I was just trying to think of a catchy name associated with the Right

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (6ZSsV)

235 222 I'm told election fraud never happens.

Also, republican voters stayed home. Again.

Because their candidate wasn't the best candidate ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

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I wonder what would have happened if Youngkin hadn't been a total cuck and had instead torn apart the election infrastructure in Richmond and Arlington like DeSantis tore apart the same in Broward County...

That Youngkin was ever considered a serious national candidate is an embarrassment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

236 Very few entries here in the "Tucker Carlson Clown-off" of absurd but fake quotes that are too believable.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (HXT0k)

237 NDH is off intubation and is coherent & communicating and is in good spirits

Good to hear and praise God for the healing and progress so far. I hope to hear continued good news and to see them back here soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)

238 NoVa AWFLs who are the core Dem voter are probably just fine with what’s transpiring in VA.


They may be right now, but wait until the proposed changes take effect.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)



Their counterparts in California, Oregon and Washington from have voted Dem for 20 years straight while the same was happening there.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (PHOGh)

239 I'm told election fraud never happens.

It's only allowed when the ceremonial toilet in Atlanta is flushed.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

240 This bikini blonde with generous underboob loves to travel, but avoids Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/iacy001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (MABZ1)

241 220 You mean the Yankee imports and their exotic imports voted for it.

Unfortunately, I think there were plenty of native Virginians who worked for the Federal govt who voted for her.
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Fen, I've watched the Yankee imports 'reconstruct' VA since 1965. They never stop until they turn a nice place into a shithole. After that, they move to Florida.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (Hpgos)

242 224 They may be right now, but wait until the proposed changes take effect.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

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It'll be Republicans' fault for not addressing the affordability crisis and hating the gays.

Partisans, man. They don't reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

243 O'Hara and Eugene Levy were wonderful in A Mighty Wind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (PSEDc)

244 So you're saying a CIA candidate was legitimately who got the most cast ballots in a fair election? Pull the other one.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:05 PM (2ocoG)


I'm told election fraud never happens.

Also, republican voters stayed home. Again.

Because their candidate wasn't the best candidate ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yea, it's the native republican voters who got what they deserved. Shitberger was beatable. It wouldn't have been easy, but it could have been done. But we never had a chance because we stayed home. Same in NJ, and to a lesser extent NYC.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

245 Looks like Qatar is sending a lot of first-time-callers over here. 6Q9y6 is another one

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (gKWVE)

246 "NoVa AWFLs who are the core Dem voter are probably just fine with what’s transpiring in VA."

They won't be the least bit aware of it, because their social media alpha queen bee talking point sources won't tell them anything but good about any of it, IF they tell them anything at all.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (enw9G)

247 Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”
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Who?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (6ZSsV)

248 Their counterparts in California, Oregon and Washington from have voted Dem for 20 years straight while the same was happening there.
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 02:09 PM (PHOGh)


California has comedically obvious election fraud, implemented under cover of illegals skewing the census numbers. I would assume Oregon and Washington do as well, but they're less obvious about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

249 In other words, she wouldn't be a good fit in the ONT
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:07 PM (gKWVE)
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A shoe-in for the Book Thread, though...

And great news!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (MABZ1)

250 One of my best friends, a guy I grew up with, graduated from CMU with the first degree in what is called Artificial Intelligence now. I forget the exact wording.

Brilliant guy. Ended up making his fortune automating the coffee trading on Wall St.

Retired at 45. Died in a plane crash.

RIP DJ

Spent a number of nights in the CS building on the mattresses they set up above the overhead ceiling. Some guys wouldn't leave the building for days at a time.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (jnZe8)

251 So I see Sydney Sweeney Had to "address" Being known as MAGA Barbie... I didn't know she was considered that... She handled it well..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (VE6XX)

252 AFAIK, Qatar (and SA) are nominally 'allies' of the USA. Fuck them.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (N8ZBc)

253 This bikini blonde with generous underboob loves to travel, but avoids Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/iacy001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (MABZ1)



Wow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

254 This bikini blonde with generous underboob loves to travel, but avoids Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/iacy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:10 PM (MABZ1)
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That's too AI and too masculine. TBWNB. The Blade misses Bat Girl.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

255 Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

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You know, train schedules and such.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (L/fGl)

256 I was just trying to think of a catchy name associated with the Right
Posted by: ...

If Buckley was around today, very possible he would take the money. Lowry certainly shoveled all sorts of money there and produced corporate pap for its donors. NR used to be supported by its subscribers but as those fell, the whole organization became a pr agent for hire to anyone with a buck. That is how you got nepots like Jonah, Jason Steorts, K. Williamson, and other loathsome types writing leftist screeds while pretending to be pro American.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (2swu2)

257 Underboob girl is AI.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (PHOGh)

258 The Blade misses Bat Girl.

Bat Boy from the Weekly World News got married?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (2ocoG)

259 Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

We have. Tho probably not in the way she envisions...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

260 "They may be right now but wait until the proposed changes take effect."

And what do you think will happen then? Do you think the AWFLs will admit they were wrong? Have you ever met an AWFL?

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (65cLN)

261 This OTHER bikini blonde who might be better also doesn't visit Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/kacy001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:14 PM (MABZ1)

262
Bat Boy from the Weekly World News got married?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (2ocoG)



Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

263 What’s the word on the new fed chair? I’ve never heard of him, is he good, bad, meh?

Lest we forget Powell was also appointed by Trump. So no guarantees.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 02:14 PM (PHOGh)

264 My back is very cross with me today. Resorting, reluctantly, to aspirin.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:15 PM (N8ZBc)

265 https://x.com/4TrumpDogs/status/
2017303236319879547

I want the screenshot to be real.

I want it so bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

266 And what do you think will happen then? Do you think the AWFLs will admit they were wrong?

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And then, the pigs evolved wings and began to fly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

267 California has comedically obvious election fraud, implemented under cover of illegals skewing the census numbers. I would assume Oregon and Washington do as well, but they're less obvious about it.
Posted by: Ian S.
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All of those states use cheat by mail ballots as their primary election method. That produces something on the order of 15-20 percent margin of cheat versus the older 5-10 under in person voting systems with limited absentee ballots.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (2swu2)

268 I for one don't like antisemitism used as a stalking horse for a "Hatespeech" regime. Yes Qatar is odious and yes the antisemitism is real. But that pearl of lawyering "good facts make bad law" may apply here.

Posted by: Zek at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (5FPX4)

269 125 I admit that I didn't think the Texas Aggies were going to be kissing Gulf ass for cash. I'd have pegged Southern Methodist for that venality.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 01:50 PM (gKWVE)


They have a campus in Qatar.

Always creeped me out (Class of '82) -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (SRRAx)

270 5FPX4, and another one!

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (gKWVE)

271 This OTHER bikini blonde who might be better also doesn't visit Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/kacy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:14 PM (MABZ1)
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Looks like a young Kim Cattrall. TBWB.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

272 I want the screenshot to be real.

I want it so bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
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Me, too. I doubt it, but hope springs eternal...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (MABZ1)

273 It still is. By some metrics, it's the top CS department in the country. They're also very strong in robotics.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

Along with UC Berkeley, MIT, Stanford, and Caltech. Or you could just buy a copy of K&R, do the exercises at the end of the chapters, and save $350,000.

Posted by: front toward enemy at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (TIizU)

274 272 Me, too. I doubt it, but hope springs eternal...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (MABZ1)

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"Everyone near DC on 1/6 should be hanged!"

"No one who tracked and harassed federal law enforcement in Minneapolis should face even a hint of legal repercussions for moral acts in favor of our undocumented neighbors!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

275 It still is. By some metrics, it's the top CS department in the country. They're also very strong in robotics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)
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Yeah, and like UC Berkeley, it has survived the stench of its institutional affiliation so far. I don't know how much longer these very good programs can continue to be held separate from overall institutional behavior.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:18 PM (MABZ1)

276 > But if they are attempting to uphold Qatari law *here*, that is a pretty damn significant problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (MABZ1)

Do you think they'd accept a grant, no matter how large, that had the condition that they teach the evils of socialism and refrain from criticizing capitalism?

They would not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 02:18 PM (IG3/x)

277 It's only allowed when the ceremonial toilet in Atlanta is flushed.
Posted by: Ian S.
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One flush if the ballots come by land, two if they come by sea from China.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (2swu2)

278 Guterres warns of UN's 'imminent financial collapse'

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Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

cut off funding.

If the UN has any use it is as a meeting place for international delegates to discuss foreign disagreements. These people are on their own nation's payroll and can buy their own hotel rooms.

Everything else to it is just shit.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (8avO+)

279 https://x.com/4TrumpDogs/status/
2017303236319879547

I want the screenshot to be real.

I want it so bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
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"Submitting plates"?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

280 Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”

I would venture to say that the very few donks who live in my neighborhood are probably more afraid of being identified by us than we are of being identified by them.

And what does Kathy have in mind? Does she want her fellow leftists to egg their neighbors' houses? Poison their dogs? "SWAT" them?

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (2L+MU)

281 I suspect JBvW7, 6Q9y6, 5FPX4 might be the same guy.
The first one did snark. The second one went with "Jews are using the courts as weapons". The third one almost sounds reasonable unless you understand the trajectory of the first two.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

282 it’s just crazy that right wingers just get to be wrong. like all the time. and nothing happens to them. i know this isn’t a new development by any means but it’s crazy how blatant it is

People are focusing on the fact she is hinting that something bad should happen to people that disagree with her but I want to focus on the other part.

How does she know right wingers are wrong? She didn't give specifics, but this generally falls into one of two categories

1) Philosophy/morality - leftists will claim with a straight face that if conservatives don't support "trans rights" or "gay marriage" or any number of leftist goals they are not morally wrong but factually wrong.

2) The narrative cocoon - the other side of this is leftist disavow any information that does not come out of the approved leftist curated narrative sources. So COVID did not come out of a Chinese lab, the clot shot had no side effects, and Haitian immigrants did not eat wildlife in OH. Why? Well the approved documents say so!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

283 http://tiny.cc/kacy001

Birthing hips.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (Kt19C)

284 Wow. In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

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Well, that proves it. He's a gentleman. And a genius.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (L/fGl)

285 279
"Submitting plates"?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

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To be looked up by their headquarters/inside sources in Minneapolis.

Stalking law enforcement with the intention to intimidate is illegal.

Being part of a large conspiracy to impede law enforcement is illegal.

All it would take to undo this is a law enforcement arm willing to do what it's allowed to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

286 226 Guterres warns of UN's 'imminent financial collapse'

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Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (L/fGl)


That's terrible. I cant imagine what will become of all those fine people. I wish them the best in their future endeavors.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:21 PM (i0Hi3)

287 In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

Apparently he also got Russian hookers to pee on him. The Steele dossier was real, it just wasn't about Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:21 PM (v8+Kf)

288 284 Wow. In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

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Well, that proves it. He's a gentleman. And a genius.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (L/fGl)

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It's obvious that Bondi personally changed the content of this email. It obviously original said Trump.

This is just further proof of Trump's guilt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

289 All of those states use cheat by mail ballots as their primary election method. That produces something on the order of 15-20 percent margin of cheat versus the older 5-10 under in person voting systems with limited absentee ballots.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (2swu2)

Democrats have been cheating at the ballot box for generations before mail in voting was even thought of. To be fair, though, they may have forgotten the old dodges in this modern age.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:22 PM (8avO+)

290 286 226 Guterres warns of UN's 'imminent financial collapse'

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Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

Put a for sale sign out front

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:22 PM (VE6XX)

291 Wow. In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

Remember in their divorce Bill was going to fight her request for a large chunk of his estate. Until she did an interview mentioned Bill was an Epstein client and then he signed the papers.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

292 "Submitting plates"?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

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To be looked up by their headquarters/inside sources in Minneapolis.

Stalking law enforcement with the intention to intimidate is illegal.

Being part of a large conspiracy to impede law enforcement is illegal.

All it would take to undo this is a law enforcement arm willing to do what it's allowed to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

293 "Submitting plates"?

License plates.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (v8+Kf)

294 292 Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, license plates.

Of unmarked cars presumed to be law enforcement. To uncover undercover vehicles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

295 submitting plates for mobile flash mob activity, and for doxxing

Posted by: barbarausa at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (enw9G)

296 Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

The #1 Antifa ICE license plate website was brutally hacked yesterday by some friends of DataRepublican. The entire user list was taken and given to Tom Homan and the database destroyed.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (v8+Kf)

297 295 submitting plates for mobile flash mob activity, and for doxxing
Posted by: barbarausa at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (enw9G)

So who did it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (VE6XX)

298 bikini blonde with generous underboob loves to travel, but avoids Qatar: http://tiny.cc/iacy001

STURDY!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)

299 Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

The Stop ICE types use these license plates to go harass ICE agents. One assumes its how Renee Goode knew where to block the road for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

300 > Along with UC Berkeley, MIT, Stanford, and Caltech. Or you could just buy a copy of K&R, do the exercises at the end of the chapters, and save $350,000.
Posted by: front toward enemy at January 30, 2026 02:16 PM (TIizU)

You're confusing "computer science" and "programming".

While there are areas of overlap, those aren't the same at all.

It's been a while since I read my copy but to the best of my knowledge K&R doesn't touch on algorithmic complexity at all, or for that matter anything other than the most basic algorithms.

It's a programming manual. A damned good one -- it's a model of clarity and conciseness that others should aspire to emulate, even after all this time -- but still a programming manual.

If you want to teach yourself *computer science*, you're gonna need Knuth, Sedgewick, or CLRS (or however many other authors they've added by now).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (IG3/x)

301 Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, license plates.

Of unmarked cars presumed to be law enforcement. To uncover undercover vehicles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
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Ah. These leftwing toads have no lives and nothing better to do, do they?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

302 296 Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

The #1 Antifa ICE license plate website was brutally hacked yesterday by some friends of DataRepublican. The entire user list was taken and given to Tom Homan and the database destroyed.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (v8+Kf)

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My screenshot was from someone freaking out because of an FBI visit presumably stemming from the overall investigation that the hack is within the realm of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

303 Apparently he also got Russian hookers to pee on him. The Steele dossier was real, it just wasn't about Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:21 PM (v8+Kf)

It was all projection.

That's why Democrats "elected" a guy guilty of every single big thing they accused Trump of.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (6ZSsV)

304 I predict the next post to be about Don Lemon.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (2m2UF)

305 My screenshot was from someone freaking out because of an FBI visit presumably stemming from the overall investigation that the hack is within the realm of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

Some Dem politician I hope...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (VE6XX)

306 Ah. These leftwing toads have no lives and nothing better to do, do they?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (iFTx/)
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Many, perhaps most, of them are employees doing the jobs for which they were hired.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (MABZ1)

307 301 Ah. These leftwing toads have no lives and nothing better to do, do they?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

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I saw one interaction from the Signal leak where someone was submitting a plate that ended with, "I'd keep following, but I'm out walking my dog and have to get him home."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

308 Facts in the case,
"a Jewish student of Israeli descent, alleges she was subjected to “pervasive anti-Jewish discrimination” during her time at the university.

The five-count complaint, filed by the Lawfare Project on Canaan’s behalf, claims systematic antisemitic behavior and abuse beginning in 2018 by CMU faculty and administration.

The alleged abuse began when Mary-Lou Arscott, studio professor at CMU’s School of Architecture and associate head for design fundamentals, purportedly denied Canaan a homework assignment extension so she could attend an Oct. 29, 2018, memorial service for victims of the Oct. 27 Pittsburgh synagogue shooting.

In 2022, the complaint alleges, Arscott commented on a project Canaan created about the conversion of a public space into a private space through an eruv, and said a wall in the project looked like the wall Israelis used “to barricade Palestinians out of Israel.” Canaan also alleges that Arscott said she should instead focus on “what Jews do to make themselves such a hated group.”

Canaan claims she reported Arscott’s behavior to her studio professor who told her not to worry because Arscott wouldn’t be grading her. Cont.


Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (2swu2)

309 I was just trying to think of a catchy name associated with the Right
Posted by: ...

If Buckley was around today, very possible he would take the money. Lowry certainly shoveled all sorts of money there and produced corporate pap for its donors. NR used to be supported by its subscribers but as those fell, the whole organization became a pr agent for hire to anyone with a buck. That is how you got nepots like Jonah, Jason Steorts, K. Williamson, and other loathsome types writing leftist screeds while pretending to be pro American.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:13 PM (2swu2)

Never got the admiration of Buckley. The only group he managed to openly fight were Right Wing competitors.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)

310 247 Kathy Griffin urges her followers to make lists of who’s MAGA in their community and “start to plan”
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Who?
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 02:11 PM (6ZSsV)


Granny mcfloppy ass should be asked to elaborate on the plan. Is she throwing with that Giancarlo clown?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (i0Hi3)

311 I never would have figured Gates as a "playah". Guess you can't judge a book by its four-eyed, iguana-faced cover.
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Stories abound, him throwing whore, pool parties.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (hG1+u)

312 Wow. In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

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Proves Fauci right. If he'd just maintained six foot distance from the cookers, he'd been fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (L/fGl)

313 I keep seeing TBWB. What do it mean?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

314 >>> I predict the next post to be about Don Lemon.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (2m2UF)


I'm hoping for another Vampirella make up art thread

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (3uBP9)

315 My screenshot was from someone freaking out because of an FBI visit presumably stemming from the overall investigation that the hack is within the realm of.

Yup. Between that, the Signal chats, and Antifa's nationwide centralized command and control site being disabled there's real panic happening and it's delightful.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (v8+Kf)

316 'Never got the admiration of Buckley.'

WFB was a bad writer. There, I said it.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (N8ZBc)

317 I saw one interaction from the Signal leak where someone was submitting a plate that ended with, "I'd keep following, but I'm out walking my dog and have to get him home."

Basically "I was gonna stop the Nazis, but then I got high".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (v8+Kf)

318 315 Yup. Between that, the Signal chats, and Antifa's nationwide centralized command and control site being disabled there's real panic happening and it's delightful.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (v8+Kf)

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The federal government got really good at fighting insurgencies.

All it took was leadership to say, "Use those methods on America's actual enemies."

The lawful neutral types who dominate the agencies just hop to the command.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

319 According to the complaint, Arscott sent Canaan a link to a “violently antisemitic blog,” the The Funambulist, and copied CMU’s chief diversity officer and the vice provost of diversity, equity and inclusion on the email.

When Canaan complained, other professors turned on the student, telling her to stop “acting like a victim” and that they would not “be an advocate for the Jews,” the complaint alleges.

Lawfare Project attorney Ziporah Reich said Arscott is an “extremely influential” person at CMU. Riech noted that another professor, whom Canaan turned to for help, said she was reticent to speak up against Arscott because Arscott helped her get hired at CMU and she “needed to be careful about what she did.”

The lawsuit lists detailed reports Canaan allegedly made to various school administrators who either ignored her pleas, failed to take any action to protect her, punish her abusers, or in the case of the schools Title IX coordinator, “aggressively discouraged Canaan from filing a formal complaint which would have trigged an investigation of Arscott."
https://tinyurl.com/Complaint-in-District-Court

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (2swu2)

320 I keep seeing TBWB. What do it mean?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)
________

The Blade Would Bang

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

321 Never got the admiration of Buckley.

Buckley legitimized Rush Limbaugh. We owe him for that. Not much else really though.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (v8+Kf)

322 302 296 Yea, but what are the "plates"? License plates? Of LE vehicles? What good does that do?

The #1 Antifa ICE license plate website was brutally hacked yesterday by some friends of DataRepublican. The entire user list was taken and given to Tom Homan and the database destroyed.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:23 PM (v8+Kf)

What a shame. So much work lost. I wish them the best on their upcoming visit from the fbi.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (i0Hi3)

323 TJM I've been wondering about the legal recourse to this organized interference with LE. Confident there are various laws that could be used. DOJ saying funders are being investigated. Too much to hope that they're being investigated for funding illegal activity of the sort just mentioned? Because funding in itself seems OK (1st Amendment and probably many other things).

Related, sheriffs now busting up the nonsense outside federal center in/near Mpls. Anyone here know if the fed center is in Hennepin County? Assume it is. That means the center of the infection is actually changing their performance, bigly.

The thing a few nights ago was in Maple Grove, separate govt./PD. Totally normal vigorous response. Of course if local PDs/sheriffs do their jobs, most of this harassment will be squashed or diluted quickly.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (U/Byj)

324 More on DJ, CMU grad,

The Company was extremely hot to trot trying to hire him. He had all kinds of interviews. They were actually following him around at one point.

DJ said it was really hard trying to find out what he would be working on with them. He got them to admit they had tapped into major communication trunks and scanned for the use of certain keywords, like "bomb".

This was in 1976,

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (jnZe8)

325 320 I keep seeing TBWB. What do it mean?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

The bride wore black ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (VE6XX)

326 holy hell whig

see? CMU sucks I told you guys

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (emBoF)

327 Yup. Between that, the Signal chats, and Antifa's nationwide centralized command and control site being disabled there's real panic happening and it's delightful.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (v8+Kf)

======

The federal government got really good at fighting insurgencies.

All it took was leadership to say, "Use those methods on America's actual enemies."

The lawful neutral types who dominate the agencies just hop to the command.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea, and it's not hard to do either. Helps that our domestic terrorists are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

328 WFB was a bad writer. There, I said it.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (N8ZBc)


F*ck you.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (n9ltV)

329 >>> The Blade Would Bang
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)


Is this like the Mikey cereal commercials?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (3uBP9)

330 If he'd just maintained six foot distance from the cookers, he'd been fine.

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Damn autocucumber!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (L/fGl)

331 327
Yea, and it's not hard to do either. Helps that our domestic terrorists are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

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Complacency from decades of authorities not rolling them up.

When was the last time? The WTO protests in the 90s?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

332 'Never got the admiration of Buckley.'

WFB was a bad writer. There, I said it.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (N8ZBc)

SCTV did do a decent parody of him that was funny

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (8avO+)

333 > Stories abound, him throwing whore, pool parties.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (hG1+u)

Seems like that's very often the case when guys who had no game at all in high school wind up with bimbo attractants like money, fame, or political power. It's "Yo! Ho! Ho!" and a bottle of rum. Maybe with some cocaine on the side.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 02:30 PM (IG3/x)

334 I'd love to see their whole administration go down hard

Posted by: night lifted at January 30, 2026 02:30 PM (kJmLc)

335 Stories abound, him throwing whore, pool parties.

I mean, he's pretty much the original template for the geeky computer nerd, what did anyone think he was going to do with billions of dollars? Found a nunnery?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:30 PM (PYyV9)

336
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Well, that proves it. He's a gentleman. And a genius.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (L/fGl)



We should trust him in his quest for vaccines and DNA manipulation treatments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

337 The "Stop ICE" website has been hacked and the hackers claim they sent the users data to FedGov.

http://tiny.cc/5bcy001

What the website did:
It had a live interactive map showing confirmed and unconfirmed ICE sightings.
A plate tracker for reporting and checking license plates of suspected ICE vehicles.
News updates.
"Know your rights" documents.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2026 02:31 PM (Yp6az)

338 Greedy administrators.
Why do we have to give them hundreds of millions in grant money if they are getting $1 billion from Qatar????

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 02:31 PM (Hkcdp)

339 Buckley wasn't as good as El Rushbo's schtick of him.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 30, 2026 02:31 PM (DgMqy)

340 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 02:31 PM (Ia/+0)

341 >>I keep seeing TBWB. What do it mean?

No one here cares other than you, I think.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 02:32 PM (Y1sOo)

342 I keep seeing TBWB. What do it mean?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

The bride wore black ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (VE6XX)



I believe it's the binary would / would not from The Blade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

343 I would like to think that those "tow truck" companies using the dmv databases to dox people may have crossed a line that can get all their assets seized. I'm sure there are legalities and assurances to not use the data other than for making contact with the owner to return the car.

This operation is rising to the level of RICO and organized crime levels of intimidation.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:32 PM (i0Hi3)

344 Who is surprised a Cultural Marxist Seminary is funding or spreading Leftist Propaganda?

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)

345 Never got the admiration of Buckley. The only group he managed to openly fight were Right Wing competitors.
Posted by: Oldcat

The TV personality of someone being openly conservative is why. Easy for some people to feel the person on the screen is fighting for them. Harder to do that with mere words in a book or magazine. Buckley's opponent was mainly the Soviet Union style communism on behalf of the nat sec state, not liberalism mutating into leftism as such. I found Buckley absurb doing things like smoking marijuana outside the legal limits of the US so he could say he never violated the laws of the US.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:32 PM (2swu2)

346 335 Stories abound, him throwing whore, pool parties.

I mean, he's pretty much the original template for the geeky computer nerd, what did anyone think he was going to do with billions of dollars? Found a nunnery?


One wonders about the geekiness of Rockefeller, Morgan, Carnegie et al. Were they different? They knew enough to give away metric buttloads of money, so I kind of think they were.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)

347 Never got the admiration of Buckley. The only group he managed to openly fight were Right Wing competitors.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)


He vanquished the LaRouchites, and banished them from any sort of media reporting.

And it turned out Lyndon was more right than anyone wanted to admit.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 02:33 PM (rbvCR)

348 I predict the next post to be about Don Lemon.
Posted by: tankdemon
......

Will he tell all about his sexy, sexy night in jail?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 02:33 PM (UjdFS)

349 Buckley legitimized Rush Limbaugh. We owe him for that. Not much else really though.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Oh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:33 PM (hG1+u)

350 They knew enough to give away metric buttloads of money, so I kind of think they were.

Yeah but only in the last decade of their lives. Gates has started to do that now too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:34 PM (PYyV9)

351 What "plans" would Kathy Griffin have in mind for her MAGA neighbors ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:34 PM (VE6XX)

352 "And it turned out Lyndon was more right than anyone wanted to admit."

I've seen a few old John Birch vids. I ask myself "we're these guys REALLY so far off base?"

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:34 PM (N8ZBc)

353 He vanquished the LaRouchites, and banished them from any sort of media reporting.

And it turned out Lyndon was more right than anyone wanted to admit.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Whose tool was he?
That is the question.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:35 PM (hG1+u)

354 The story about Gates getting STDs from Russian hookers is too funny . Leftist I know on Facebook are still screaming "release the Epstein files" . Okay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 02:35 PM (IDEQi)

355 Yeah but only in the last decade of their lives. Gates has started to do that now too.

Fair point.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Riz8t)

356 You can believe her. She's an African American Studies graduate.

BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:36 PM (L/fGl)

357 I found Buckley absurb doing things like smoking marijuana outside the legal limits of the US so he could say he never violated the laws of the US.
Posted by: whig

Can you imagine Buckley being on trial for smoking weed in the U.S., say in San Francisco? I'd pay to be on that jury.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 02:36 PM (KAi1n)

358 Related, sheriffs now busting up the nonsense outside federal center in/near Mpls. Anyone here know if the fed center is in Hennepin County? Assume it is. That means the center of the infection is actually changing their performance, bigly.

The thing a few nights ago was in Maple Grove, separate govt./PD. Totally normal vigorous response. Of course if local PDs/sheriffs do their jobs, most of this harassment will be squashed or diluted quickly.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (U/Byj)

Looks to me that Minneapolis is inside Hennepin entirely. St Paul is in a different county (Ramsey)

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:36 PM (8avO+)

359 Jeez. Qatar has a shitload of money to throw around if they gave 1 bill to just one woke university.

They probably would have done it for free.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

360
BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:36 PM (L/fGl)



Biden told y'all Trump was gonna put y'all back in chains.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

361 What "plans" would Kathy Griffin have in mind for her MAGA neighbors ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:34 PM (VE6XX)



Murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

362 BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery

She was shackled! With handcuffs! Why, its like Pam Grier claiming her mom had to hide her eyes from all the lynched blacks in the midwest. They just invent crap and everyone nods.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:38 PM (PYyV9)

363 360
BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:36 PM (L/fGl)

There's some twisted logic

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:38 PM (VE6XX)

364 Se Lemon did get arrested, but doubt it will go far before he gets saved

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 02:38 PM (Ia/+0)

365 "I found Buckley absurd doing things like smoking marijuana outside the legal limits of the US"

That would make a good Miami Vice episode.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:38 PM (N8ZBc)

366 I never would have figured Gates as a "playah". Guess you can't judge a book by its four-eyed, iguana-faced cover.
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He used to pick up the young blond employees in his business, screw them for a while, and then send them on to a better paying job in his offices in Australia.
It got so bad women employees started wearing T-shirts with the logo, "Pick Me Next"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

367
That would make a good Miami Vice episode.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:38 PM (N8ZBc)



They never did get Calderone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

368 >Will he tell all about his sexy, sexy night in jail?
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2026 02:33 PM (UjdFS)

Dear Penthouse, this one night, in county lock up...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (GTqXr)

369 12:06 pm and the opening riff from My City Was Gone by The Pretenders...

Posted by: I miss Rush at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Hy+/V)

370 Leftist I know on Facebook are still screaming "release the Epstein files" . Okay

Yeah they haven't gotten the new NPC download, they are not supposed to talk about that any more now that files are being released.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (PYyV9)

371 You can believe her. She's an African American Studies graduate.

BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Because they used handcuffs, belly chains and leg irons. Same as with any other criminal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (qw6Uy)

372 91 >>>Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.

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Is that what made him so interested in world health???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wnqw0)

373 Fucking Mellonheads.

Melons > Mellons

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)

374 Whenever I heard Buckley speak, I thought I was in a fag bar.

Posted by: Dude sounded like a fag at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (R/m4+)

375 >>>BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery

*makes Ken Jeong jacking off gif motion.*

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Y1sOo)

376 He vanquished the LaRouchites, and banished them from any sort of media reporting.

And it turned out Lyndon was more right than anyone wanted to admit.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Whose tool was he?
That is the question.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:35 PM (hG1+u)

I don't recall him doing jack against LaRouchies, who were a Democrat problem. It was the John Birch society.

There was a funny moment in the 90s when LaRouchies infiltrated the Dem ticket in Illinois with people with normal sounding names as opposed to the ethnic slavic names of the real ticket. They won all the primaries in the state but Governor and the governor had to denounce the entire ticket.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)

377 12:06 pm and the opening riff from My City Was Gone by The Pretenders...
Posted by: I miss Rush at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Hy+/V)




Her dad had to tell her to stop being a twatwaffle and let Limbaugh use the tune.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

378 What "plans" would Kathy Griffin have in mind for her MAGA neighbors ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 02:34 PM (VE6XX)

I imagine she is going to walk outside and scare them to death

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 02:40 PM (6ZSsV)

379 > Leftist I know on Facebook are still screaming "release the Epstein files" . Okay

All the sub-literate morons on Reddit and X are screaming to "release the unredacted Epstein files."

Oh? We shouldn't protect the privacy of victims? What about videos of underaged minors engaged in sexual acts? Those too? If those exist, you're asking them to release child pr0n. You know that, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2026 02:40 PM (Yp6az)

380 Leftist I know on Facebook are still screaming "release the Epstein files" . Okay

Yeah they haven't gotten the new NPC download, they are not supposed to talk about that any more now that files are being released.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


They're gonna shit themselves when it's the Bill Gates/Bill Clinton Show.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 02:40 PM (qw6Uy)

381 *BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery.*


Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Marcia at January 30, 2026 02:40 PM (Hy+/V)

382 365 Crockett and Tubbs pursue drug-smuggling subs that deliver quarter-ounces of ditchweed to rich NYC fop on his yacht lying 12 miles off the coast.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (N8ZBc)

383 91 >>>Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.

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Is that what made him so interested in world health???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wnqw0)

No, it was stealing the patents of the inventions people would invent on his grants to improve world health.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)

384
Is that what made him so interested in world health???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wnqw0)



He's not interested in health. He's interested in population control.

He thinks there should be less than 1bn on the planet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

385 "O’Hara suffered from Situs inversus — an extremely rare condition in which all of an individual’s organs appear on the opposite side of their body than the regular population."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (bNf8H)

386 > DJ said it was really hard trying to find out what he would be working on with them. He got them to admit they had tapped into major communication trunks and scanned for the use of certain keywords, like "bomb".

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2026 02:28 PM (jnZe

When I was going to grad school at (famous CS university) way back in the previous century (though not as far back as 1976) one of the labs I considered joining required that you be a US citizen, as they had lots of DoD funding. This lab had a surprising amount of physical security as well (no armed guards, but maybe only a couple of levels down from that).

The prof who ran the lab described their current research something like "well, suppose someone goes missing in the woods, like their car breaks down or their plane crashes or whatever... it would be nice to have a program that could look at aerial photos and locate vehicles among the visual clutter, so that a rescue operation could be carried out."

Yup. The only reason DoD would spend cubic fucktons of money is to improve search and rescue operations. There's no other reason they could be interested in finding vehicles concealed in terrain. Nope.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (IG3/x)

387 Bill Buckley was a navel-gazing pudwhacker.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (5aZAZ)

388 Is that what made him so interested in world health???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wnqw0)

No! But it made my titties grow fat and enormous. Man Boobs! I have Man Boobs!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo With Man Boobs at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (R/m4+)

389 The convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein appeared to threaten Bill Gates and tried to blackmail the multi-billionaire over his extramarital affair with a Russian bridge player, according to a new report published by the Wall Street Journal.

...
Remember. Remember. Snaps fingers!

Posted by: May 2023 at January 30, 2026 02:42 PM (xj28v)

390 You know, probably wouldnt take a week to make Qatar a territory and we already have a base there to stage from..stop a lot of annoying things and probably pay off the national debt...we should have Marco look into it

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 30, 2026 02:42 PM (hQX9q)

391 12:06 pm and the opening riff from My City Was Gone by The Pretenders...
Posted by: I miss Rush

Today it'd be My Country Was Gone by the Cold Hard Facts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:43 PM (J+Psw)

392 Crockett and Tubbs pursue drug-smuggling subs that deliver quarter-ounces of ditchweed to rich NYC fop on his yacht lying 12 miles off the coast.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:41 PM (N8ZBc)
_________

"Why didn't I think of that?"

-- That Titan Sub CEO Dickhead

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

393 Whenever I heard Buckley speak, I thought I was in a fag bar.
Posted by: Dude sounded like a fag at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (R/m4+)

His shit was all fucked up

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 02:43 PM (NtVYv)

394 "They never did get Calderone."

My favorite ep was with the 'synthetic cocaine' chemist who smoked a giant hit of his product, and instantly dropped DRT.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:43 PM (N8ZBc)

395 Buckley legitimized Rush Limbaugh. We owe him for that. Not much else really though.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Oh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:33 PM (hG1+u)

never heard that and don't believe it. He always sneered at flyover culture.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:43 PM (8avO+)

396 They never did get Calderone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)


Spoiler!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 30, 2026 02:43 PM (0bjKf)

397 "the opening riff from My City Was Gone by The Pretenders..."


the farms of Ohio had been replaced by shopping malls...

...and now those malls are being demolished...

...because they are deserted...

...or populated by loiterers...

...they should put nature parks in their place...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 30, 2026 02:45 PM (DgMqy)

398 BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:36 PM (L/fGl)


Actually human trafficking is like slavery. Fortunately for this lady, she can pretend it isn't because they aren't African American

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

399 329 >>> The Blade Would Bang
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)


Is this like the Mikey cereal commercials?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM (3uBP9)
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LMAO...nice.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)

400 never would have figured Gates as a "playah". Guess you can't judge a book by its four-eyed, iguana-faced cover
==
He dropped out of school and lived just off th3 vegas strip in a no tell motel while writing code. He realized that the killer app needed to sell computers was sex.. porn.

Yeah. Evil little.shit.

Posted by: Gates of Hell at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (xj28v)

401 Guilty pleasure: "Miami Vice" (2006). Good Mann, but disrespected by some.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (N8ZBc)

402
"The Unmaking of a Mayor" was a funny book.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (Y8DZL)

403 They're gonna shit themselves when it's the Bill Gates/Bill Clinton Show.

It already is, they just are ignoring those parts and yelling PEDO louder at Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)

404 Cultural Marxist screaming slavery?
She can go screw herself

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (Ia/+0)

405 366 I never would have figured Gates as a "playah". Guess you can't judge a book by its four-eyed, iguana-faced cover.
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He used to pick up the young blond employees in his business, screw them for a while, and then send them on to a better paying job in his offices in Australia.
It got so bad women employees started wearing T-shirts with the logo, "Pick Me Next"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

If i were a guy in that situation competing for a similar post I would sue for sexual discrimination. The skanks who did the nasty with him got a leg up and everyone else gets the sfaft.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:47 PM (i0Hi3)

406 402
"The Unmaking of a Mayor" was a funny book.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (Y8DZL)

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Politics was a show even in the 50s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

407 He dropped out of school and lived just off th3 vegas strip in a no tell motel while writing code. He realized that the killer app needed to sell computers was sex.. porn.

Yeah. Evil little.shit.
Posted by: Gates of Hell at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (xj28v)



He, like all the other billionaire tech "geniuses" rode the backs of the dudes that did the actual work and cashed in, bigly.

Gates, Jobs, Cuban.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

408 Bill Gates = Chad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:48 PM (J+Psw)

409 ...appeared to threaten Bill Gates and tried to blackmail the multi-billionaire over his extramarital affair with a Russian bridge player...
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A bridge player, because of course it was a bridge player and not a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I wonder what his name was (the bridge player)?

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 02:48 PM (TN0g+)

410 >>> 41 Catherine O'Hara of SCTV, Home Alone, etc. fame has died. She was 71.
Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 01:27 PM (lJ0H4)

Oh no!! One of the few Hollywood people I genuinely adored. Whatever she was in she always made it better.

Was also Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas, and sang the pretty "Sally's Song" in that. Recently she was the voice of an animal in The Wild Robot and was great. Always charming, and yet her roles did something a little different each time. She didn't just play the same person over and over.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 02:48 PM (gWBY1)

411 Guilty pleasure: "Miami Vice" (2006). Good Mann, but disrespected by some.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:46 PM (N8ZBc)



Bad casting. I didn't get through 20 minutes of that movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Musk, who is not a fan of Gates is going to have a field day with today's document drop. Probably already has. I don't subscribe to "X".

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)

413 everyone else gets the shaft.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 02:47 PM (i0Hi3
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Well, technically....

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 02:49 PM (5aZAZ)

414 381 *BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery.*


Sure, Jan.
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170 years plus of fweedum and she's still butt hurt. WTF?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Hpgos)

415 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

416 412 Musk, who is not a fan of Gates is going to have a field day with today's document drop. Probably already has. I don't subscribe to "X".
Posted by: Orson
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I resisted for a long time because it is a time suck. But nowadays, you get more access to raw news feeds than you do from media.

I have no wishes to comment there though. Just read as you have to sort out the trash from treasure quickly in a general feed.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (2swu2)

417 I keep thinking I am missing something not signed up go X

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)

418 Guilty pleasure: "Miami Vice" (2006). Good Mann, but disrespected by some.

It was really well done, went a bit overboard to be cool, but it was overall well written and very well directed. Very beautiful to look at and listen to. There is a reason that nearly every major star in the past 30 years were guest stars on the show, often before anyone knew them (like Ed O'Neill, Jimmy Smits, Ben Stiller, Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi, Julia Roberts, Dennis Farina, etc).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (PYyV9)

419 nood

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (N8ZBc)

420 Have you ever tried searching the text in an email on outlook? CTRL-F ? Heck no, that will just forward your email. Why? Because at microsoft they were doing tests of the user interface and CTRL-F was search like every single other software but one tester said no, CTRL-F was forward on this shit email program he used to use so CHANGE IT! And that's what they did. Immediately. That tester? Bill Gates.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (3uBP9)

421 "I keep thinking I am missing something not signed up go X"

Rage to the N'th power, 24/7. I had to quit.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (N8ZBc)

422 It was really well done, went a bit overboard to be cool

I mean the show, not the movie. The movie went way, WAY overboard at being dreary, depressing, and miserable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (PYyV9)

423 bridge player, because of course it was a bridge player and not a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I wonder what his name was (the bridge player)?
==
Article in guardian 2023. Named 20 something year old russian girl who wanted Epstein to invest half a mil in an online bridge site. He did not. She was introd to him by boris nikoli. A Gates emee, and the Boris in the epstein email. Epstein later, at Gates urging paid her tuition to school. I dont know that she gave anyone the clap. Plenty of other russian girls about who can do that.

Posted by: Gates of Hell at January 30, 2026 02:52 PM (xj28v)

424 never heard that and don't believe it. He always sneered at flyover culture.

Rush himself told the story. He got invited to one of Buckley's hoity toity cocktail parties basically as a curiosity, they hit it off, and Buckley started telling people to listen to him.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

425 "A source told the Daily Mail that Lemon was seen being handcuffed while flanked by FBI and Homeland Security agents, and he ‘didn’t look overly happy:"
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Have you seen the pictures?



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 02:54 PM (hG1+u)

426 Rage to the N'th power, 24/7. I had to quit.

You can set the feed now to strict chronological from people you follow, which helps a great deal.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

427 Wow. In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

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Well, that proves it. He's a gentleman. And a genius.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 02:20 PM (L/fGl)
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Good thing he already cut a deal on his divorce settlement. Otherwise he'd be looking at Greeter jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (2Wwko)

428 CMU was one of the finalists in an early DARPA program to demonstrate speech recognition.

They wanted to automate their phone spying in real-time.

Good idea considering the bulk of data.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (jnZe8)

429 > He, like all the other billionaire tech "geniuses" rode the backs of the dudes that did the actual work and cashed in, bigly.

Gates, Jobs, Cuban.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

While Jobs didn't invent the tech directly, he was one smart motherfucker. There were literally dozens of Apple-equivalent computer companies at the time. Jobs made the difference there.

Gates, on the other hand, lucked into getting the contract to supply what became MS-DOS/PC-DOS to IBM (as I recall, his dad had contacts there). He didn't write MS-DOS. He bought it. The guy who actually wrote it had hacked it together in a couple of weeks so he could have a rudimentary OS for the new 8086/8088 processor. Gates offered him $50K for it (conveniently failing to mention that IBM wanted to buy a gazillion copies). My dude was all "$50,000 for two week's work? Fuck yeah!"

Then Gates turned around and stiffed IBM by making it a requirement that he be able to sell the OS to other companies. Result: IBM got its lunch eaten by PC clones.

Gates isn't stupid either. He's smart and ruthless.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (IG3/x)

430 Xavier University in New Orleans is a large recipient of Qatar's money

Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (rhotX)

431 >>> 372 91 >>>Melinda was pissed when she found out that a Russian hooker gave Gates a penicillin resistant strain of VD.

Even better... in a recent dump of new Epstein File docs, Jeffery talks to Bill about how Bill asked him for the names of antibiotics to slip to Melinda without her knowing, so she wouldn't realized he'd cheated on her. And talked about how Epstein arranged for Bill to be introduced to the Russian hookers.

When it comes to eating burgers and schtupping women, Bill Gates apparently has zero self restraint.

Epstein was being pressured by Bill to resign from boards, I think one was the bill and Melinda gates foundation. In the emails he refuses.

I will say this, Epstein writes very properly. I thought his emails would sound crass, and instead he sounds like a Victorian gentleman. Like Charles Augustus Milverton plotting his next blackmail scheme, before Sherlock Holmes can foil him.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (gWBY1)

432 NOOD

klantifags got hacked

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 02:56 PM (ULPxl)

433 BLM activist who organized church takeover cites her "African American Studies" degree, says being arrested was like slavery
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Golly, maybe organizing church takeovers is a bad idea. Just a thought...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 02:58 PM (XeU6L)

434 SCTV did do a decent parody of him that was funny
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 02:29 PM

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So did Johnny Carson

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 30, 2026 03:33 PM (1Au9i)

Corrupt Jihadist Antifa AG Keith Ellison Will Notify ICE When Wanted Criminal Illegals Are Being Released from Jails

Homan says he'd like to reduce the federal presence in the corrupt foreign shithole city of Minneapolis, and who can blame him.


But he does have a condition: Minnesota must give up its sanctuary state illegality.

Looks like they caved.


White House border czar Tom Homan announced on Thursday that Minnesota county jails will begin sharing information with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) when they are scheduled to release illegal immigrants who have criminal backgrounds.

During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison "has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail."

This announcement marks a significant shift in the state's approach to working with federal immigration authorities. Previously, they refused to allow local law enforcement to collaborate with ICE and Border Patrol to apprehend and remove illegal immigrants -- even those who committed violent crimes.

Homan said the Minnesota Department of Corrections has consistently honored ICE detainers and stressed that any reduction in the number of federal agents in Minnesota would be contingent on continued cooperation from state and local officials.

"As we see cooperation happen, then the redeployment will happen," he said.

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Homan did a great job, here.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:11 PM (ZcsJV)

2 Also, Mornin' Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:11 PM (ZcsJV)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 30, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

4 Seattle is going full retard.

*pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

5 I'm sure Minnesota leadership will honor this deal like Hamas does cease fires.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (T7MPm)

6 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (7UsVt)

7 Man this Ace guy sure does serve up a lot of meaty poasts. Morning day and night. HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (3uBP9)

8 We'll see how long Minnedishu holds up its end...

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (iXqHn)

9 I have a feeling Walz had a Moment of Clarity.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (svLOV)

10 Looks like they caved.
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For now.

There is a world of difference between *saying* you will do something, and *actually* doing it.

Ellison playing "just the tip, I promise" with this strikes me as pretty likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (MABZ1)

11 Good to see Minnesota cave. Of course, they are lying their asses off but still good to see them cave.

Posted by: Wet Taco at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (R/m4+)

12 Homan, Hegseth, and Rubio are all tied for first in PDJT's cabinet this first year.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (T7MPm)

13 Baby steps in the right direction.

I'd hate to go up against Homan in a negotiation.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (YAkU9)

14 I'm sure Minnesota leadership will honor this deal like Hamas does cease fires.

Posted by: Cray Cray


That right there is a night in the blackpill box. You are correct, of course, that if they think they can cheat, they will. That's why the withdrawal of ICE is conditional on compliance. I'd bet that Homan will be watching closely.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

15 "may notify" is a very flexible term. I wouldn't trust muzzie Ellison as far as I could throw him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 12:16 PM (IDEQi)

16 "As we see cooperation happen, then the redeployment will happen," he said.
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Ah, the ole' "trust but verify?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:16 PM (MABZ1)

17 .... that county jails may notify ICE....

I'm very suspicious.
There is a big difference between MAY and SHALL.
Big difference in firearm permit staes that "May issue" and "shall issue".

Legally MAY = MIGHT ....If I feel like it

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at January 30, 2026 12:16 PM (2Nfh9)

18 🔥Tom Homan CALLS OUT Democrats attacking ICE:

"Where were they the last 4 years when the numbers of women and children sex-trafficked was at an all time high?

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In line?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (MABZ1)

19 EV thread slows...stops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

20 Question: Will it just be a case that they will begin refusing to check into the status of the criminals they arrest and release so they can just go "Oh we didn't know he was here illegally?"

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (3tZV2)

21 Three strikes and you're out. Democunts had their three chances to turn public sentiment against ICE, and they failed. The three were Dead Dyke, Dead Rico Suave, and Abandoned Cute Kid in Hat. After these backfired, even the retards in MN realized they had no plays left, so they cut a deal. We'll see whether they honor it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

22 Question: Will it just be a case that they will begin refusing to check into the status of the criminals they arrest and release so they can just go "Oh we didn't know he was here illegally?"
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (3tZV2)
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Probably could treat it that way. Anyone who looks Latino just walks out, no questions asked. Or doesn't get arrested at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (MABZ1)

23 "I cannot spare the man. He fights."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (qFwJc)

24 I have a feeling Walz had a Moment of Clarity.

That idiot's last moment of clarity was when he stared out of his mother's birth canal and said "Hmmm, this is different".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

25 " county jails may notify ICE of the release dates"

I don't know how it was not illegal for state of MN to tell the county jails that they could not cooperate with ICE before. But now it comes down to whether the local authorities will protect their residents or will keep using immigration status as an excuse to sic some violent thugs on the normal folk.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (hhkIi)

26 I'm sure Minnesota leadership will honor this deal like Hamas does cease fires.
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (T7MPm)


I wonder what earned this compliance? I wonder if third persons were advised that their Signal traffic had been intercepted and that keeping Ellison on the straight and narrow was the only way to keep from revealing all.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)

27 4 Seattle is going full retard.

*pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Be safe.

The No Cis-hood of the Traveling Leftist Rage Mutants show is coming to Seattle possibly. So the violent raging itinerant assholes of the US will head there for their paychecks.

But the funny thing is that ICE has no obligations to meet the nutjobs there. ICE has a broad number of sanctuary jurisdictions to target and is not obligated to show up where the mutants and Dem politicians want them to.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (2swu2)

28 I wouldn't trust them 100%, they might slip some out then start over letting Illegals go free.
Marxists don't quit

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (7UsVt)

29 EV thread slows...stops.

Not unlike an EV.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

30 Three strikes and you're out. Democunts had their three chances to turn public sentiment against ICE, and they failed. The three were Dead Dyke, Dead Rico Suave, and Abandoned Cute Kid in Hat. After these backfired, even the retards in MN realized they had no plays left, so they cut a deal. We'll see whether they honor it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
++++
:: shakes magic 8-ball ::
"Outlook not so good"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (MABZ1)

31 How can this be?? I was assured from all directions that TACO Trump would back down and Kristi Noem would be fired etc…. Instead the commie Muslim backs down.

Well as always we have to wait and see if the actions match but it looks like Homan got a win. I’ll take it… not yet tired of winning. I took the white pill today

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (YobFY)

32 Here’s the slight of hand:

No illegal will be deemed a public safety threat by Minnesota authorities.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Y1sOo)

33 My suspicious mind (insert Elvis earworm here) says all Homan had to do was walk into the conference room with a 4in thick file on Walz, Frey, and Ellison and lay them on the desk, Usual Suspects style.

Silence while they read for about a minute.

"This is just what we have on each of you so far."

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (YAkU9)

34 But all the media and all the pants-wetting Republicans have been telling me that the anti-ICE protestors were winning!!
The Death of Pretti was going to bring down the whole Trump Administration!

And now MN has folded like a Dollar Store tent?
For ... nothing?

What's going on?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (HXT0k)

35 "may notify" ICE?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (wrEn7)

36 >>I have a feeling Walz had a Moment of Clarity.


I have a feeling Walz, Frey and Ellison were showed outlines of the potential criminal cases / liability they were exposed to and those potential cases were the leverage to force their cooperation.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (ZcsJV)

37 I don't know how it was not illegal for state of MN to tell the county jails that they could not cooperate with ICE before. But now it comes down to whether the local authorities will protect their residents or will keep using immigration status as an excuse to sic some violent thugs on the normal folk.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (hhkIi)
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It wasn't - and isn't - legal. They do it anyway. "Sanctuary" policies are an act of nullification. A nullification crisis has been brewing over it for some time.

Marijuana legalization, too, to a lesser degree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (MABZ1)

38 And they believe he'll do it? Really? Who is there to make sure ?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Vvh2V)

39 But the funny thing is that ICE has no obligations to meet the nutjobs there. ICE has a broad number of sanctuary jurisdictions to target and is not obligated to show up where the mutants and Dem politicians want them to.

These people are...not smart.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

40 Still don't understand how a "man" (Tampon Timmy, so the gender is a bit unclear) who literally sent armed thugs (albeit armed only with paintball guns, armed nonethelss) to shoot at citizens merely for sitting on their own front porch just a handful of years ago can be taken seriously when complaining that actual law enforcement is using "gestapo tactics."

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (2m2UF)

41 Ask yourself why a corrupt AG agreed with this. Also, why other blue states are looking for the same deal.

It’s mainly because the want the ICE presence reduced so they can keep illegals who are not criminals or have a valid removal order.

By the way, that’s what Democrats along with a Republican assist are trying to do with the DHS funding. They want to change the removal process and reduce it to zero by changing the judicial order and process.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (3arSl)

42 That Minnesota attorney general belongs in prison. By any means necessary

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (XLfSN)

43 Haven't seen a single "journalist" ask what this dumb-ol-engineer me yelled at the TV when I heard Homan use the MAY.

Will the county jails absolutely and every time notify ICE?

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (2Nfh9)

44 I heard that Ellison had refuted Homan's statements?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (FLx59)

45 4 Seattle is going full retard.

*pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

***

Yup.
Finished the 1911...moving on to the Baby Eagle.

PS...guess who is going to the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (2WIwB)

46 I have a feeling Walz, Frey and Ellison were showed outlines of the potential criminal cases / liability they were exposed to and those potential cases were the leverage to force their cooperation.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (ZcsJV)
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I hope so.

And I hope the executive reneges on that deal as soon as it gets what it wants, and sends them all to the federal pen anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (MABZ1)

47 22 Question: Will it just be a case that they will begin refusing to check into the status of the criminals they arrest and release so they can just go "Oh we didn't know he was here illegally?"
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (3tZV2)
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Probably could treat it that way. Anyone who looks Latino just walks out, no questions asked. Or doesn't get arrested at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Cop radio traffic won't help the locals do that.

It will be pretty obvious of state and local non compliance and Walz, Ellison, and now the Lt. Gov effectively have gimp suits on them now where the federales can jerk at will. Omar too.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2swu2)

48 But muh TACO!!!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ULPxl)

49 I don't believe a thing these people say, but last I heard Idiot Trump got rolled by Genius Walz. Did I mishear?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 12:21 PM (6ZSsV)

50 Corrupt Jihadist Antifa AG Keith Ellison Will Notify ICE When Wanted Criminal Illegals Are Being Released from Jails

Wait a minute...you mean these aren't all law abiding scientists curing cancer that Trump is deporting?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)

51 They say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

52 So- Democrats midterm rallying cry is for illegal immigrants.

And fraud.

And corrupt elections.

That’s quite a plan.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 12:21 PM (3arSl)

53 Seattle is going full retard.

*pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)
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Over what? ICE? Super Bowl? Antifa? Trannies?

I mean, this is a pretty deep well...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (MABZ1)

54 "This is just what we have on each of you so far."
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM (YAkU9)


The dreaded "Manila Envelope Quotient"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

55 It wasn't - and isn't - legal. They do it anyway. "Sanctuary" policies are an act of nullification. A nullification crisis has been brewing over it for some time.

I suppose it depends on what "sanctuary" means. If it means local LE doesn't have to cooperate with ICE, I believe there's at least a case to be made there. If it means obstruction and attack, then there is no case to be made.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

56 My wife was scheduled to fly home from LA today but changed plans to fly another day when she found out ICE “protesters” (ie rioters) plan to be out in force nationwide today to disrupt things, including travel. Bastards….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (YobFY)

57 Three strikes and you're out. Democunts had their three chances to turn public sentiment against ICE, and they failed. The three were Dead Dyke, Dead Rico Suave, and Abandoned Cute Kid in Hat. After these backfired, even the retards in MN realized they had no plays left, so they cut a deal. We'll see whether they honor it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
++++
:: shakes magic 8-ball ::
"Outlook not so good"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (MABZ1)
_____

Which is why I read Homan's statement as saying he wants to see compliance before he pulls ICE out. He's no fool.

Even if they don't comply and nothing really changes, this is still a big win for Trump and the good guys. Part of the reason for the big push in MN was to deter other assholes across the country. Watching MN cave like little bitches is gonna demoralize the rest. Notice already that outside of some lunatic places like Portland, there hasn't been much anti-ICE activity. And there there was, the idiots were immediately arrested (such as at the hotel in NYC).

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

58 Tom Homan CALLS OUT Democrats attacking ICE:

"Where were they the last 4 years when the numbers of women and children sex-trafficked was at an all time high?

Where were they when a quarter of a million Americans died from fentanyl coming across the border?

Where were they?" pic.twitter.com/fjlyN9Ob8M

- Townhall.com (@townhallcom) January 29, 2026


In their basements with some young "neighbors"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (ULPxl)

59 By the way, that’s what Democrats along with a Republican assist are trying to do with the DHS funding. They want to change the removal process and reduce it to zero by changing the judicial order and process.
Posted by: Vengeance
======
Not going to happen. Easy veto to sustain for Trump. And Law Enforcement is considered an essential service under the budgeting act. Plus House and Senate can go to reconciliation for its budget which kills the filibuster over it.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (2swu2)

60 My guess is President Trump in that chat with Walz got him the riot act, Walz doesn't run the country

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (7UsVt)

61 "may notify" is a very flexible term. I wouldn't trust muzzie Ellison as far as I could throw him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 12:16 PM (IDEQi)

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When I heard that during the Homan press conference I started screaming "MAY? MAY? WTF happened to SHALL!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:23 PM (0Eh0f)

62 Will Notify ICE When Wanted Criminal Illegals Are Being Released from Jails

Dress them in a t-shirt and tell them they're free to go.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 12:24 PM (1fRPh)

63 Which is why I read Homan's statement as saying he wants to see compliance before he pulls ICE out. He's no fool.

Even if they don't comply and nothing really changes, this is still a big win for Trump and the good guys. Part of the reason for the big push in MN was to deter other assholes across the country. Watching MN cave like little bitches is gonna demoralize the rest. Notice already that outside of some lunatic places like Portland, there hasn't been much anti-ICE activity. And there there was, the idiots were immediately arrested (such as at the hotel in NYC).
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
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More or less my read on it, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:24 PM (MABZ1)

64 Fine.. But what do they consider a "public safety threat" is the question

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 12:24 PM (VE6XX)

65 Trust, but verify (repeatedly and heavily).

- altered Gipper quote

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (5yDGQ)

66 >> Not going to happen. Easy veto to sustain for Trump. And Law Enforcement is considered an essential service under the budgeting act. Plus House and Senate can go to reconciliation for its budget which kills the filibuster over it.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (2swu2)

I only wonder what it is that Republicans agreed to change in the DHS funding bill. You know, the one that was already negotiated before they shot that commie twit.

If Murkowski, Cassidy and Tillis are involved it’s nothing good.

I think republicans are going to regret this.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (3arSl)

67 OT: This new pre-workout stuff I got has a terrible aftertaste.

The caffeine is nice though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

68 Maybe now ICE will stop taking naked people out into the woods and dropping them off.

https://x.com/LongTimeHistory/status/2017206166670266370

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (98kQX)

69 IF this holds and they shed their Sanctuary status it's a big win and a playbook for the admin going forward. Plus it shows "The People" what the real issues are and it isn't ICE/DHS.

As long as the investigations of Somali Fraud (and whatever other fraud) is done and people are cuffed I'm for it. The admin still needs to infiltrate the insurgency and cut them down to nothing, though, or this continues to occur and each time it will be worse.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (x8k2o)

70 "Where were they the last 4 years when the numbers of women and children sex-trafficked was at an all time high?"

Telling the 14-year-old prostitute to put some ice on it?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

71 Seattle is going full retard.

*pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*
Posted by: nurse ratched

They just had to pay out 30 mil for the last time they let the crazies take over.
Of course, they will learn nothing because it's not their money.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 12:26 PM (0MjtC)

72 Ellison is a democrat and a rice and banana eating POS..

Odds are he's going to do a rug pull

The good news is, I doubt Homan will play that

Posted by: Blanco at January 30, 2026 12:26 PM (q83gU)

73 By the way, that’s what Democrats along with a Republican assist are trying to do with the DHS funding. They want to change the removal process and reduce it to zero by changing the judicial order and process.

I think there is an interesting thing that happened with this. The left has been arguing that ICE is just randomly deporting people and that's why we need a full judicial process.

But you'll notice they haven't been able to identify a deported citizen.

Which means the current process works fine because the only "due process" illegals are due is "can you prove you are in fact a citizen or a legal alien?"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

74 >>Seattle is going full retard.


Are they going to put a second statue of Lenin up?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:27 PM (ZcsJV)

75 Odds are he's going to do a rug pull

The good news is, I doubt Homan will play that
Posted by: Blanco at January 30, 2026 12:26 PM (q83gU)
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I agree on the former.

I am cautiously optimistic on the latter.

"He agreed. He failed to uphold his agreement. The Marines will now be administering Minnesota" would be fine...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:27 PM (MABZ1)

76 Firearm owners are well aware of the giant difference between MAY and SHALL

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at January 30, 2026 12:27 PM (2Nfh9)

77 Notice already that outside of some lunatic places like Portland, there hasn't been much anti-ICE activity. And there there was, the idiots were immediately arrested (such as at the hotel in NYC).
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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This is a war, not a battle, so MNPLs was a tactical victory for Trump, while enforcement continues elsewhere.

The effects are being felt in housing/rental prices, labor markets, and decreased crime/ods. That is the strategic level, not whether OPTICs of Dems braying victory like the jackasses they are about MNPLs.

I think it is a problem that reveals the Dem violent left can concentrate on this or that city and mobilize outside resources to do so but at the risk of exposing their entire network of interrelated criminals and politicians.

Tet offensive did teh same in Vietnam to the Viet Cong. It never was much of a threat after it got exposed and crushed. It was the NVA and US Congress fecklessness that threw away S. Vietnam to the commies in 1975.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (2swu2)

78 67.

What you using? I stopped C4 and went to 8oz of black coffee mixed with 5g of creatine and a half glass on milk.

Pre-workout made my teeth and scalp itch.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (YAkU9)

79 But he does have a condition: Minnesota must give up its sanctuary state illegality.
-
Much as I like seeing the Democrats' street armies taking a beating, this does seem to be a win, in that it frees up agents for the next place.

Also, I hear Don Lemon is in cuffs somewhere, so it seems like it's shaping up to be a good day.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (vSvIl)

80 "During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison 'has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail.' "

Uh . . . "may notify"? How about "will"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (wzUl9)

81 Terry's Hot and Spicy Pork Rinds are really hot and spicy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (Q2aWo)

82 Seattle is going full retard.


Are they going to put a second statue of Lenin up?
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:27 PM (ZcsJV)
_______

No. They're gonna put up a statue of tranny Lenin named Lenina.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

83 Maybe now ICE will stop taking naked people out into the woods and dropping them off.


What the left thinks they are doing: This will scare all those LIVs into opposing ICE

What the left is actually doing: [Juan]Hey Maria, maybe its time we got one of those free flights home, I hear they let some guy go naked outside. Do you know how cold it is right now?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

84 "Where were they the last 4 years when the numbers of women and children sex-trafficked was at an all time high?"

Where would the political profit have been in that? *scoffs I Democrat*

Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (0MjtC)

85 >>Seattle is going full retard.

That happened 11 years ago when Pete Carroll decided to pass rather than “run the damn ball” with Marshawn Lynch…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (YobFY)

86 Tet offensive did teh same in Vietnam to the Viet Cong. It never was much of a threat after it got exposed and crushed. It was the NVA and US Congress fecklessness that threw away S. Vietnam to the commies in 1975.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (2swu2)
++++
The most effective combatant in the Tet Offensive was Walter Cronkite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:29 PM (MABZ1)

87 Nothing will happen to Don LeMon in jail that he didn't already have planned for this weekend.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:29 PM (YAkU9)

88 Seattle is going full retard.

*pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Over what? ICE? Super Bowl? Antifa? Trannies?

I mean, this is a pretty deep well...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:22 PM (MABZ1)

-------------

Hypovitaminosis D.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:29 PM (0Eh0f)

89 Homan has a very satisfied post coitus look on his face.

Reporters noted he was whistling "I'm gonna sex u up" on the way to his meeting with ellison.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 12:29 PM (i0Hi3)

90 Homan started as a cop in 1983, immigration in 1984 and yet people think he's being played for a fool.

Let him do his job without all the peanut gallery assuming he's a dunce that will be shocked if and when the agreement is broken.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 12:29 PM (F3Dlr)

91 The effects are being felt in housing/rental prices, labor markets, and decreased crime/ods. That is the strategic level, not whether OPTICs of Dems braying victory like the jackasses they are about MNPLs.


I noticed that the left has significantly decreased complaints about the cost of housing. They haven't dropped it yet like the cost of eggs, but I suspect we are getting to that same point....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

92 87 Nothing will happen to Don LeMon in jail that he didn't already have planned for this weekend.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:29 PM (YAkU9)

Nope.. Even inmates have standards

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 12:30 PM (VE6XX)

93 85 >>Seattle is going full retard.

That happened 11 years ago when Pete Carroll decided to pass rather than “run the damn ball” with Marshawn Lynch…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (YobFY)

Fact check-- accurate

Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 12:30 PM (0MjtC)

94 4 Seattle is going full retard.
==

To paraphrase Adam Smith, there's a great deal of retard in a leftist city.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 30, 2026 12:30 PM (0bjKf)

95 So Dom Lemoan is headed to the pokey.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 12:30 PM (ehY6c)

96 MA, CA, IL, etc. may be taking notice of this development.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2026 12:30 PM (rJ48h)

97 Trump said he was impressed with the professional signs that were made for the radical protesters and wants to get them to make him signs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

98 Well, for those that say it doesn't matter who you vote in as President - Trump is jailing people that attacked a church instead of jailing people for praying outside an abortion clinic.

Quite a change

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

99 Keith Ellison will now notify ICE, that is so white of him.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (ufFY8)

100 Homan has a very satisfied post coitus look on his face.

I...never want to read those words in that order again.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

101 TIME OUT!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (ZcsJV)

102 Is there a General Strike today?

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (S1eZI)

103 >>> The No Cis-hood of the Traveling Leftist Rage Mutants show is coming to Seattle possibly.

Probably not after the ruling that just happened. It's been six years since Chaz/chop terrorized downtown Seattle. But the city was just determined by a jury to be on the hook for the killing of a boy during the 2020 lawlessness. And the dad was awarded THIRTY MILLION. So the city might think twice before allowing summer of love 2: woke boogaloo. They don't want several repeat court cases. It's fine if the peasants revolt, but not if the city is on the hook for actual money.

Two sad things are that Jenny Durkan retired with no consequences and a golden parachute, and the taxpayers are shelling this out, not her. And that no matter how much money is rewarded, a boy is dead. No amount of money will bring him back.

@KatieDaviscourt
JUST IN — A jury has found the City of Seattle negligent and liable for the 2020 CHAZ/CHOP killing of Antonio Mays Jr.
The family has been awarded roughly $30 MILLION.
Watch as Antonio Mays Sr. breaks down in tears after hearing the verdict.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (gWBY1)

104 Good, now investigate all the theft of goverment services, aka Somali pirate action.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (h3wuo)

105 LEMON SQUEEZED~!
DON DID DONE

Posted by: NYPost Tryouts at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (mlg/3)

106 85 >>Seattle is going full retard.

That happened 11 years ago when Pete Carroll decided to pass rather than “run the damn ball” with Marshawn Ellison.
osted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (YobFY)


This year I bet they line up their star wide out in the backfield for an up the middle blast on the goal line.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (i0Hi3)

107 Maybe now ICE will stop taking naked people out into the woods and dropping them off.

https://x.com/LongTimeHistory/status/2017206166670266370
Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (98kQX)
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I wish this was true. It is not true.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

108 I only wonder what it is that Republicans agreed to change in the DHS funding bill. You know, the one that was already negotiated before they shot that commie twit.

If Murkowski, Cassidy and Tillis are involved it’s nothing good.

I think republicans are going to regret this.
Posted by: Vengeance
=====
Doesn't matter, and for Cassidy to do much, it means he risks losing his primary. Murcow is already an enemy Dem in all but name so no surprise there. Tillis is the one with YOLO now just like Burr was before him.

In the end, stasis of status quo is more likely than any substantial changes to ICE. And the Dems need 4 votes from the GOP in reconcilation, not three as Vance can break ties.

Then you have the House. Simply put, I think Trump made the deal because big things going on in Iran theater right now and enough data was gathered in MN to create serious risks for MN pols if they persist in the Resist.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (2swu2)

109 Seattle is going full retard.

That happened 11 years ago when Pete Carroll decided to pass rather than “run the damn ball” with Marshawn Lynch…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30,

***

They need to sign Lynch to a one day contract and then when they are on the one yard line, give him the ball. Just once.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)

110 Is there a General Strike today?
Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (S1eZI)
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"They" called for one.

I doubt there is much participation outside of public schools and NGOs. Few people sign up to be laid off in the next wave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (MABZ1)

111 Is there a General Strike today?
Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (S1eZI)


Does this mean the Pentagon will be closed?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

112 We only have 809 generals. Probably not enough to affect anything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (Q2aWo)

113 Is there a General Strike today?"

That's it! No Bearclaws!

/general fatass

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)

114 105 LEMON SQUEEZED~!
DON DID DONE
Posted by: NYPost Tryouts at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (mlg/3)

Everytime someone plays led Zeppelin in the pokey, le moan shudders.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (i0Hi3)

115 Hmmm
A anti-ICE protest in Tacoma.
Bwahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (2WIwB)

116 We only have 809 generals. Probably not enough to affect anything./i]

Hegseth should gather them all together and announce the first 400 to finish a mile run get to keep their jobs...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

117 ... Probably not after the ruling that just happened. It's been six years since Chaz/chop terrorized downtown Seattle. But the city was just determined by a jury to be on the hook for the killing of a boy during the 2020 lawlessness. And the dad was awarded THIRTY MILLION. So the city might think twice before allowing summer of love 2: woke boogaloo. They don't want several repeat court cases. It's fine if the peasants revolt, but not if the city is on the hook for actual money. ...
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (gWBY1)
++++
It's just taxpayer money. Issue another bond.

Even "good" politicians don't care about taxpayer money. Bad ones gleefully waste it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (MABZ1)

118 @KatieDaviscourt
JUST IN — A jury has found the City of Seattle negligent and liable for the 2020 CHAZ/CHOP killing of Antonio Mays Jr.
The family has been awarded roughly $30 MILLION.
Watch as Antonio Mays Sr. breaks down in tears after hearing the verdict.

Posted by: LizLem
========
We shall see if Seattle appeals or pays out. Most such verdicts are drastically reduced on appeal but if Seattle chooses to eat the $30 million cost for cosplay Revolutionaries, then it will be so.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (2swu2)

119 What you using? I stopped C4 and went to 8oz of black coffee mixed with 5g of creatine and a half glass on milk.

Pre-workout made my teeth and scalp itch.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (YAkU9)

This is Jocko's stuff. Nitro Pop. 200mg of caffeine.

Creatine, I disliked the bloated feeling. Plus, I was having a lot of lower back tension and soreness and stopped for a bit to see if that helped. I cannot deny it seems to work really well for building muscle and made the workouts feel good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

120 FWIW, HEB was super busy...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

121 We only have 809 generals. Probably not enough to affect anything./i]

Hegseth should gather them all together and announce the first 400 to finish a mile run get to keep their jobs...


Hopefully he's combing all their CVs looking for any sign of DEI enthusiasm, and firing those who had it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

122 LEMON CN-ENDED
* a bit too soon, sure

Posted by: NYPost Tryouts at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (mlg/3)

123 The pessimist in me says that Walz got a backdoor plea deal in return for shutting down the terrorism. Hopefully, we at least get back the money he stole.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (0U5gm)

124 announce the first 400 to finish a mile run get to keep their jobs..."

Second prize is a set of steaknives?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (XuXeR)

125 My suspicious mind (insert Elvis earworm here) says all Homan had to do was walk into the conference room with a 4in thick file on Walz, Frey, and Ellison and lay them on the desk
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM



One of these lives has a future. The other does not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (jc0TO)

126 It was snowing earlier. They haven't even cleared up last weeks snow yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Q2aWo)

127 announce the first 400 to finish a mile run get to keep their jobs..."

Second prize is a set of steaknives?


Coffee?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

128 got a backdoor plea "

He's a back door man?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

129 120 FWIW, HEB was super busy...
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

Went to 2 grocery stores this morning and there were people there and I'm in a sanctuary city in a a sanctuary County in a sanctuary State..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (VE6XX)

130 It's just taxpayer money. Issue another bond.

Even "good" politicians don't care about taxpayer money. Bad ones gleefully waste it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (MABZ1)

Yep. Just another excuse to raise taxes like the governor is doing with the state. I'm sure that the current Seattle leadership see this as a win.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (0MjtC)

131 It's just taxpayer money. Issue another bond.


This is a core problem with a lot of this stuff. The lefty bureaucrats got to virtue signal, the taxpayers get to pay for it.

In theory that should motivate those taxpayers to vote better but I know plenty of lefty LIVs and they don't make those sort of connections.

Oh my taxes went up? /Sees headline about payout to Mays's family doesn't read article
Its because of that damn Trump!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

132 The pessimist in me says that Walz got a backdoor plea deal in return for shutting down the terrorism. Hopefully, we at least get back the money he stole.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (0U5gm)
++++
I strongly suspect he was offered one.

And if he was, I hope the feds renege and go after him anyway - after getting what they want.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (MABZ1)

133 Great idea, call for a general strike when 80% of the population is still dealing with the aftermath of a giant winter storm

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (FLx59)

134 Coffee?"

Only for closers...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

135 My suspicious mind (insert Elvis earworm here) says all Homan had to do was walk into the conference room with a 4in thick file on Walz, Frey, and Ellison and lay them on the desk
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:19 PM


One of these lives has a future. The other does not.


We're ruling out breaking a pool cue in half?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

136
DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican

Holy crap what a piece of 💩 that Sherman Austin is. Lying to his users outright like that.

--------------

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican

Reddit starting to notice.

Yeah, the hackers of StopICE weren't kidding.

I can personally testify that the names, logins, passwords, locations (down to coordinates), and phone numbers of 100K+ users were all sent to FBI, ICE, HSI, and more.

Sherman Austin was given time to tell his users of this security breach. Sherman Austin failed his lesson.

https://is.gd/PDk7OD

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (uy4P1)

137 Is there a General Strike today?
Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 12:31 PM (S1eZI)
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"They" called for one.

I doubt there is much participation outside of public schools and NGOs. Few people sign up to be laid off in the next wave.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:32 PM (MABZ1)
________

NYC is just like any other day today. I suspect even the layabout losers in mommy's basement look at the single-digit temps today and said "nah, I'll stay here and get high."

Think about the stupidity of a movement trying to get people out into the streets, and they schedule it for ... a Friday on one of the coldest days of the last 10 years. Genius!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

138 I noticed that the left has significantly decreased complaints about the cost of housing. They haven't dropped it yet like the cost of eggs, but I suspect we are getting to that same point....
Posted by: 18-1
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Ironically the exceptions to all that good news are in sanctuary states and cities. Their rental/housing prices are still increasing, wage growth stalled, and crime not falling as much.

Democrats can now only win when they lie about their proposed policies except in very deep blue states or cities. Even Holchul told Mamdani that his income tax hike was not going to happen for NYC.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (2swu2)

139 >I cannot deny it seems to work really well for building muscle and made the workouts feel good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

Creatine also has significant cognitive benefits. Worth the few lbs of water weight IMO.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (GTqXr)

140 123 The pessimist in me says that Walz got a backdoor plea deal in return for shutting down the terrorism. Hopefully, we at least get back the money he stole.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (0U5gm

He talks like he didn't agree to anything...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (VE6XX)

141 People are loving Rubio lately. He's fine. He's carrying out Trump's directives faithfully and competently, which is much better than we've seen in the past.

But, for me, I see him as just a loyal soldier.

There are two administration officials I see as standouts - Hegseth & Homan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)

142 And by the way, the big news which I mentioned this morning is that Republicans have now passed all spending bills through regular order. That’s the first time that’s happened since 1997 fiscal year.

That’s being lost in all the other bullshit.

It’s also an FU to all the people who said it wouldn’t be done.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (3arSl)

143 MN has fought Trump to a bit of a draw so far.

Only cost Soros two crazy retards and maybe a couple disposable NPC politicians, maybe.

Fight is not close to over. Hopefully Trump is shifting his aim higher in the commie food chain than some pachouli-smelling SSRI wine-swilling skank on the street with a triple canopy bush.

When Alex Soros is done, it will be a good day.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (c6Vz1)

144 I see the guy that drives the recycling* pickup truck driving around today so no general strike for him.

*Aka the other garbage truck because it all goes to the same place, literally, people have put trackers in the recycling...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

145 And if he was, I hope the feds renege and go after him anyway - after getting what they want.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wait, the Fed never welch a deal... oOh, you're right.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (mlg/3)

146 132 The pessimist in me says that Walz got a backdoor plea deal in return for shutting down the terrorism. Hopefully, we at least get back the money he stole.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 12:35 PM (0U5gm)
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I strongly suspect he was offered one.

And if he was, I hope the feds renege and go after him anyway - after getting what they want.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:36 PM (MABZ1)

I love to come here to speculate, and read the speculations. It is Evergreen. This is not a criticism, BTW. It’s fun.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (pDt9x)

147 >>>
"He agreed. He failed to uphold his agreement. The Marines will now be administering Minnesota" would be fine...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:27 PM (MABZ1)

That is an acceptable outcome

Posted by: Blanco at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (q83gU)

148 I think all Homan wanted, or was willing to take, was an agreement that Minneapolis would abide by the bare minimum requirements under federal law regarding the release of illegals back into the community. That minimum being the feds are told when this release will occur.

Whether this is a "win" is debatable. Whether the city and the state abide is too.

FWIW I think we'll back to rioting by this time next week. If not sooner.

And we'll be revisiting all this shit again with the next leftist, sanctuary city/state that decides not to cooperate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (jtM2q)

149 Think about the stupidity of a movement trying to get people out into the streets, and they schedule it for ... a Friday on one of the coldest days of the last 10 years. Genius!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
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The protests were one part. Unlikely, given conditions.

The "strike" is another. You can stay home and do that. But most people won't, because this is simply not worth losing your job over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (MABZ1)

150 Coffee?"

Only for closers...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

---------------

"Cocking is for closers!"

/Arec Bardwin, murderer walking free

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:40 PM (uy4P1)

151 During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison "has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail."

"May" is not mandatory like "shall" or "must." It's the language of possibility or unfettered discretion. At best it's permission rather than prohibition, but still means nothing in terms of concrete action.

Posted by: Watch what they do, not what they say at January 30, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

152 Hegseth should gather them all together and announce the first 400 to finish a mile run get to keep their jobs...

"Congratulations! Assume push-up positions..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 12:40 PM (1fRPh)

153 I can personally testify that the names, logins, passwords, locations (down to coordinates), and phone numbers of 100K+ users were all sent to FBI, ICE, HSI, and more.

Sherman Austin was given time to tell his users of this security breach. Sherman Austin failed his lesson.

Posted by: ShainS
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Thanks ShaneS for the comedic gold.

Austin's nothing to see here message that some people did something but we are all ok smacks of flop sweat and legal dread.

I can see lots of privacy lawsuits in his future if not criminal charges.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:40 PM (2swu2)

154 149 Think about the stupidity of a movement trying to get people out into the streets, and they schedule it for ... a Friday on one of the coldest days of the last 10 years. Genius!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
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The protests were one part. Unlikely, given conditions.

The "strike" is another. You can stay home and do that. But most people won't, because this is simply not worth losing your job over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (MABZ1)

Most of the strikers are likely paid by ngos for the purpose of striking and protesting. Nobody will notice they are gone.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (i0Hi3)

155 Also is 'clean' the new fitness buzzword? I am seeing it on everything: protein, pre workout, creatine, etc etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

156 115 Hmmm
A anti-ICE protest in Tacoma.
Bwahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (2WIwB)

Outside Union Station- so right across from UW Tacoma, near a high school and at a trolly stop. They're pretty good at logistics.

Mass homelessness, garbage streets, rising crime and unsafe parks, but they're going to protest ICE. Lovely.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (0MjtC)

157 I can personally testify that the names, logins, passwords, locations (down to coordinates), and phone numbers of 100K+ users were all sent to FBI, ICE, HSI, and more./i]

If anyone has access to this data can they look to see if Doodad Pro is there? The guy was an important Obama contributor so he must still be active in D politics right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

158 The Coke Zero shelf price is up to $8.99 for a six pack of Litres. $1.50 a litre. Those little 1 shot bottles of liquor are only $1.99.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (Q2aWo)

159 Think about the stupidity of a movement trying to get people out into the streets, and they schedule it for ... a Friday on one of the coldest days of the last 10 years. Genius!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
++++
The protests were one part. Unlikely, given conditions.

The "strike" is another. You can stay home and do that. But most people won't, because this is simply not worth losing your job over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (MABZ1)
_______

I think it's being pitched as "don't go to work, go riot instead." Regardless, all businesses here are open, subways and buses are running, etc. This is another huge flop.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

160 119.

We should do a fitness thread here sometime. Not a lot of good fitness stuff for people over 40+ who didn't win the Genetic Powerball and weren't sportsballers.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (c6Vz1)

161 And we'll be revisiting all this shit again with the next leftist, sanctuary city/state that decides not to cooperate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (jtM2q)
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That we will, but this is one of the reasons for what has happened in MN - to discourage others from playing the same game.

Some surely will play anyway, but some may well not. "MN tried this, got nothing, capitulated, and there was no broader wave of support. Not playing. Just call the feds and let them pick this {murderer|rapist|drug runner|kidnapper|con artist} up."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (MABZ1)

162 Creatine also has significant cognitive benefits. Worth the few lbs of water weight IMO.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (GTqXr)

BUT, it made tomato anything like radioactive as far as stomach acid for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

163 160 "May" is not mandatory like "shall" or "must." It's the language of possibility or unfettered discretion. At best it's permission rather than prohibition, but still means nothing in terms of concrete action.
Posted by: Watch what they do, not what they say at January 30, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)
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Yes. This.

See also: "May issue" vs. "Shall issue" concealed carry permit states.

"May issue" is code for "You best be a card-carrying member of the democrat ruling class if you want one."
Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (oqH4h)

“ Might” would be a better choice of words.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)

164 Great idea, call for a general strike when 80% of the population is still dealing with the aftermath of a giant winter storm

Who is actually going to answer that call? College students and baristas?

* insert "Oh noooo, thas' turrible" meme here *

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Fs0KI)

165 And we'll be revisiting all this shit again with the next leftist, sanctuary city/state that decides not to cooperate.

It wasn't that long ago people were arguing Trump folded.

I'll take small regular wins. Beats what we had under Shrub or, shudder, the Biden Junta

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

166 I think it's being pitched as "don't go to work, go riot instead." Regardless, all businesses here are open, subways and buses are running, etc. This is another huge flop.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Yup. "I'm gonna risk my job for rioters burning down their city in support of criminals" is a pretty hard sell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:43 PM (MABZ1)

167 But, for me, I see him as just a loyal soldier.
There are two administration officials I see as standouts - Hegseth & Homan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


His bio will be an interesting one, for sure. I can only guess he had his head shoved into the DC locker after being elected as a TEA partier, tried to play Good Steward, and then watched Trump bust through the Cathedral.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 12:43 PM (mlg/3)

168 I'm sick and working today because I don't want my employer to think im a communist liability with violent tendencies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

169 We only have 809 generals. Probably not enough to affect anything.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:33 PM (Q2aWo)

I wonder if we have any modern day Fightin’ Joe Hooker’s or Ambrose Burnside’s….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:44 PM (xT8gx)

170 >> BUT, it made tomato anything like radioactive as far as stomach acid for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

Dis you try mixing it with different things, or pre mixing it and then adding it to something like oatmeal?

They did that in the TBI study I was involved in.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:44 PM (++1kQ)

171 During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison "has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail."

Sounds like the fat bastard had been telling the county jails that they couldn't do that, not that it was discretionary and done under their own volition.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 30, 2026 12:44 PM (luW68)

172 I'm sick and working today because I don't want my employer to think im a communist liability with violent tendencies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)
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I had to take a day off one of these "general strike" days once, to deal with doctors. I called and asked for the day off. I updated my boss with outcomes at the end of the day. I brought receipts in case asked for. I did *not* want him thinking I was one of those commies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (MABZ1)

173 No deal was made. The prosecutions are coming. They were all reminded that i have the power to Pardon. I told them it is a multistep process. If they wish to fulfill those conditions step one is they dont turn felons loose, hold them for Ice. There will be more steps....

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (xj28v)

174 or Ambrose Burnside’s….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:44 PM


That guy went out with a bang.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

175 155. Clean for me just means I have no safe place to get steroids. They treat that shit like heroin thanks for Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuns.

I think I if a chick can go recreate her entire body with plastic surgery to make more on OnlyFans an electrician should be able to use steroids so his back doesn't hurt so bad after work.

My body my choice.

I'd do steroids in a heartbeat if they still sold them in TJ.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (c6Vz1)

176 We shall see.

Here's a small part of Philadelphia's approach:

No ICE Detainers Honored Without Warrant: The city does not hold non-citizens in custody beyond their scheduled release date based on an ICE detainer (a request to hold someone for up to 48 hours) unless ICE presents a signed judicial warrant.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (NFX2v)

177 Might have been said above but I think the "may notify" is because previously they were prevented from notifying ICE. So now they are able to.

But it isn't a "must notify".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)

178 >BUT, it made tomato anything like radioactive as far as stomach acid for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

Have you tried gel cap instead of powder. It may be a total placebo effect, but my recovery is much better since I began regularly taking post workout.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (GTqXr)

179 Outside Union Station- so right across from UW Tacoma, near a high school and at a trolly stop. They're pretty good at logistics.

Mass homelessness, garbage streets, rising crime and unsafe parks, but they're going to protest ICE. Lovely.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 12:41 PM (0MjtC)


Hey, the Glass Museum is right there, have you no respect!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (rbvCR)

180 One of the things I wasn't really prepared for with getting older is the number of things that can cause your stomach acid to go out of wack...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

181 The only mistake I really see that the Feds made is that they went in unprepared for the Leftists attempting to block them. Should have had resources on hand to immediately detain and transport anyone trying to block operations, for example. That weakness emboldened the opposition.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (giMmT)

182 "151 During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison "has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail."

"May" is not mandatory like "shall" or "must." It's the language of possibility or unfettered discretion. At best it's permission rather than prohibition, but still means nothing in terms of concrete action.
Posted by: Watch what they do, not what they say at January 30, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)"

We'll see if they actually follow through.

We have a close family friend recently murdered by some dipshit that had no business being in the country in the first fucking place, this is getting really infuriating.

Posted by: heya at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (+ruSa)

183 This busty brunette with a nice smile hopes this actually indicates some degree of capitulation by MN:
http://tiny.cc/p7cy001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (MABZ1)

184 The "may" is almost certainly the proper word in this context because before this jurisdictions were not allowed to do the normal/safe thing and notify ICE of releases. So "may" is a complete reversal in policy. Dunno if the idiocy is codified in law in MN as with SB57 in CA. But use of "may" makes perfect sense here.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (U/Byj)

185 Dis you try mixing it with different things, or pre mixing it and then adding it to something like oatmeal?

They did that in the TBI study I was involved in.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:44 PM (++1kQ)

I tried it with protein and just water. The odd thing is it just seemed to be tomato. I have no idea why. I could take aspirin and it would not do anything out of the ordinary.

Honestly the biggest thing was the lower back pain. Stopping it seems to have caused that to subside.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

186 And we'll be revisiting all this shit again with the next leftist, sanctuary city/state that decides not to cooperate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 12:39 PM (jtM2q)
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That we will, but this is one of the reasons for what has happened in MN - to discourage others from playing the same game.

Some surely will play anyway, but some may well not. "MN tried this, got nothing, capitulated, and there was no broader wave of support. Not playing. Just call the feds and let them pick this {murderer|rapist|drug runner|kidnapper|con artist} up."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:42 PM (MABZ1)
_____

And MN even had the "bananas and rice" girl! I mean, if she couldn't pull it off, who could?

It still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

187 think it's being pitched as "don't go to work, go riot instead."
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Riot??! My ass. You need a fcking space suit to go outside today.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 30, 2026 12:47 PM (xj28v)

188 The only mistake I really see that the Feds made is that they went in unprepared for the Leftists attempting to block them. Should have had resources on hand to immediately detain and transport anyone trying to block operations, for example. That weakness emboldened the opposition.

The problem is that the solution is sending more people and if you do that you can send out fewer overall groups

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

189 143 MN has fought Trump to a bit of a draw so far.

Only cost Soros two crazy retards and maybe a couple disposable NPC politicians, maybe.

Fight is not close to over. Hopefully Trump is shifting his aim higher in the commie food chain than some pachouli-smelling SSRI wine-swilling skank on the street with a triple canopy bush.

When Alex Soros is done, it will be a good day.

Posted by: sifty boones
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Not quite true, it exposed all the fraud networks, exposed the violent raging assholes and their funding, did not please the rank and file Minnesotas for 2026 elections, foreign criminal assholes were still deported from MNPLs, and so on.

Sort of like the Battle of Coral Seas, a tactical victory by the Trump administration in service of larger strategic moves throughout the country.

Resist! as a strategy is failing as the self deportation train has reached now about 3 million with wages increasing, housing prices and rentals falling, less inflation, and remarkably less crime and drug deaths by od.

Getting hung up on personalities or specific instances instead of watching the overall nationwide indicators is a good way to blackpill oneself. MNPLs is not that important.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (2swu2)

190 59 Brigades. 809 Generals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Q2aWo)

191 >>Creatine also has significant cognitive benefits. Worth the few lbs of water weight IMO.


Yes. But this will be delayed at least 30 days with dosages around 5g per day.

You can frontload for 2-3 weeks with 2x-4x this dosage, safely, and speed that up.
Your muscles will use up the majority of the dosage until they have absorbed all they can...only then will there be sufficient stores to spur cognitive healing/growth.

At least...as I understand the studies.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ZcsJV)

192 Time Management SockOFF

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ZcsJV)

193 Have you tried gel cap instead of powder. It may be a total placebo effect, but my recovery is much better since I began regularly taking post workout.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (GTqXr)

I tried gummies and I never seemed to get the same benefit as the powder I tried (or side effects.) May have been the brand as it was about the same time the study came out that a lot of leading brands did not have the listed amont in them (or any at all in some cases.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

194 ... Sherman Austin was given time to tell his users of this security breach. Sherman Austin failed his lesson.

https://is.gd/PDk7OD
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (uy4P1)
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Would it have mattered? Disclosure is the correct and appropriate thing to do, but the horses had left the barn. Had StopICE notified its users right away, it would have affected only those with burner phones who knew how to use them properly. Everyone who used his real phone - or used his burner sloppily - is fucked anyway. The breach happened. They got it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:49 PM (MABZ1)

195 No protestors to be seen out here today. A bit disappointing, to tell the truth.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 12:49 PM (q7NZH)

196
Tet offensive did teh same in Vietnam to the Viet Cong. It never was much of a threat after it got exposed and crushed. It was the NVA and US Congress fecklessness that threw away S. Vietnam to the commies in 1975.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (2swu2)



A lot of historical illiterates don't understand that there were 3 Vietnam Wars. The Viet Minh kicked the shit out of the Frogs in the 50s, the US won a messy war against the VC and NVA in the 60s-70s, and about 2 years afterwards the NVA invaded the South with conventional arms/tactics and the US Congress stabbed the ARVNs in the back allowing the NVA to win the 3rd war.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 12:49 PM (y9nCu)

197 My precious!

Gold and silver taking a beating today.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 12:49 PM (jc0TO)

198 And MN even had the "bananas and rice" girl! I mean, if she couldn't pull it off, who could?

It still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

But can miss bananas and rice read her own cursive?

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2026 12:49 PM (MGB5H)

199 still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.
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I am starting to the the collective IQ of minnesota is pretty low. Even before the somalis.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (xj28v)

200 It still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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They are trapped in their own narratives of oppressed and oppressor and cannot see how normies view their constructed narrative. They saw a lying and stupid Somali deserving jail and deporation while the leftists saw St. Joan.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (2swu2)

201 Personally I want every ILLEGAL fck out of the country I don't care what "good person" they are at the moment or have been getting away with for how many years. Criminal illegal? Ousted with extreme violence as they are a dangerous foreign invader. But Trump wants to avoid "the firestorm" as he did w Fauci during his first term. So instead of giving the left a shit sandwich (as we get left and right) they get a tiny turd on a cracker and they still scream. Not good enough. Next prez? Doubt it.

Posted by: McMasters at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (hyQrc)

202 Creatine supplements? Just eat meat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (Q2aWo)

203 >> Honestly the biggest thing was the lower back pain. Stopping it seems to have caused that to subside.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

Guy that was in the study with me had the same issue. He then changed to pre mixing the creatine with warm milk and adding it to oatmeal. It seemed to mostly subside after that. It’s also about the dosage. They played around a lot to find the right amount. FWIW

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (++1kQ)

204 Who sells gold? I want to have a scrooge mcduck pool.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (q7NZH)

205 or Ambrose Burnside’s….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:44 PM

That guy went out with a bang.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

Battle of the crater… LoL

He also did a bang up job at his namesake bridge at Antietam!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (xT8gx)

206 US Congress stabbed the ARVNs in the back allowing the NVA to win the 3rd war.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Yep. We threw away victory in that case.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (2swu2)

207 It still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


DataRepublican pointed out after the Soros Spawn's babbling debut at Davos, that the left doesn't value actual rhetoric. The only thing that counts is performance in the NewSpeak. They only want and need signaling to the Anointed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 12:51 PM (mlg/3)

208 And make sure you know where the creatine comes from. The chicoms have flooded the market with inferior garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:51 PM (++1kQ)

209 Jemele Hill
@jemelehill
They arrested Don Lemon. This is horrifying. I don’t care what your political beliefs or leanings are, what journalism outlet you represent, this absolutely cannot stand.

-
Another journalist of some renown on Don Lemon.

Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! "I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

210 184 The "may" is almost certainly the proper word in this context because before this jurisdictions were not allowed to do the normal/safe thing and notify ICE of releases. So "may" is a complete reversal in policy. Dunno if the idiocy is codified in law in MN as with SB57 in CA. But use of "may" makes perfect sense here.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 12:46 PM (U/Byj)

Wouldn't shall be better than may?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (mxcbL)

211 And make sure you know where the creatine comes from. The chicoms have flooded the market with inferior garbage.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:51 PM (++1kQ)
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That is their MO...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (MABZ1)

212
I am starting to the the collective IQ of minnesota is pretty low. Even before the somalis.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 30, 2026 12:50 PM (xj28v)



Two words: Governor Jesse Ventura

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)

213 >You can frontload for 2-3 weeks with 2x-4x this dosage, safely, and speed that up.
Your muscles will use up the majority of the dosage until they have absorbed all they can...only then will there be sufficient stores to spur cognitive healing/growth.

At least...as I understand the studies.
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ZcsJV)

That's exactly what I did when I began and have been taking 5g/day for the past year. Definitely notice my recovery is much better post workout.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (GTqXr)

214 We all know how democrats lie. Democrats lie about everything.

What is the over/under on when the Minnesota donkey commies go back on this deal?

I'm going with under two weeks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

215 >>Guy that was in the study with me had the same issue. He then changed to pre mixing the creatine with warm milk and adding it to oatmeal. It seemed to mostly subside after that. It’s also about the dosage.


Overnight Oats are a great way to do this. You can prep 2-3 days worth at a time. Add Protein, Creatin and/or Collagen.
It is fine cold, better warmed up a bit...
Add Fruit/Berries right before you eat it.

Good stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (ZcsJV)

216 Yeah great. I want all illegal aliens deported, not just the ones that have committed serious crimes.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (abIsI)

217 201 Personally I want every ILLEGAL fck out of the country I don't care what "good person" they are at the moment or have been getting away with for how many years. Criminal illegal? Ousted with extreme violence as they are a dangerous foreign invader. But Trump wants to avoid "the firestorm" as he did w Fauci during his first term. So instead of giving the left a shit sandwich (as we get left and right) they get a tiny turd on a cracker and they still scream. Not good enough. Next prez? Doubt it.
Posted by: McMasters
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You will never have perfection on this earth. So take the winnings you get. It was and is always about self deportation rather than ICE or Border Patrol.

Remove the incentives of jobs, welfare, stealing while the risks of detention and deportation rise, most of the economic illegals will leave.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2swu2)

218 185.

I started using 5g three times a day in hot water and a dash of salt. It made that "My Kidneys Are Going to Explode" feeling go away. YMMV.

I'm 53 now, which I guess is a signal that everything good will make my stomach hurt now.

Throw the new T1D on top of that pile and it makes for some interesting workouts now.

Like every time I get over 85lbs on the bar for overhead presses becomes a multiple choice question:
Am I going to: A. Shit my pants? B. Get dizzy and pass out and drop this on my head? C. Make it happen.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (vBKFG)

219 >208 And make sure you know where the creatine comes from. The chicoms have flooded the market with inferior garbage.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:51 PM (++1kQ)

True for any / all supplements including whey protein.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (GTqXr)

220 IIRC Lincoln finally fired Burnside after his took the Army of the Potomac on its ill fated “mud march”… and that was AFTER the Fredericksburg debacle….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (xT8gx)

221 @jemelehill
They arrested Don Lemon. This is horrifying. I don’t care what your political beliefs or leanings are, what journalism outlet you represent, this absolutely cannot stand. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (L/fGl)
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I agree. It must not stand that journalists get some kind of special, favorable treatment just because of their profession.

The opposite needs to be true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:54 PM (MABZ1)

222 still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.

She's a muslim black woman, the left will tell you she has absolute moral authority. And the funny part is the left will tell you that if you expected her to be able to express a cogent though you are racist...because she's a muslim black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

223
Wouldn't shall be better than may?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (mxcbL)



ILLEGAL ALIEN RELEASES SHALL BE REPORTED TO ICE UNDER PAIN OF DEATH

Posted by: OrangeManBad the Merciless at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (y9nCu)

224 >>>> Honestly the biggest thing was the lower back pain. Stopping it seems to have caused that to subside.


If your back pain is lower back...really pay attention to your quads and hamstrings.

I have found that keeping them strong and stretched out goes a long way in mitigating the issue.

Either goes and you get hip/pelvis issues that only exacerbate the pain/discomfort.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (ZcsJV)

225 Hopefully there’s no fine print like “we will notify ice at the discretion of the secretary of such and such”.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (PHOGh)

226 It still mystifies me that someone thought it was a good idea for the anti-ICE cause to put that illiterate, misshapen abomination, with skin like sandpaper, and dressed like a goth Handmaid's Tale, in front of a microphone to babble about Somali food. She made Rachel Jeantel look like a mensa candidate.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

DataRepublican pointed out after the Soros Spawn's babbling debut at Davos, that the left doesn't value actual rhetoric. The only thing that counts is performance in the NewSpeak. They only want and need signaling to the Anointed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 12:51 PM (mlg/3)
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Oh, I get that and to some degree I agree. You sell the sizzle, not the steak. But my point was that the Somali CHUD was so repulsive there was no way putting in front of a video camera was gonna help the cause. Now, if she looked like a young Iman, that would be a different story.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

227 197 My precious!

Gold and silver taking a beating today.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Momentum trading and a pivot from crypto drove the prices beyond sustainable levels. Swings made worse by those playing on the margin and doubt as to whether metals investment houses actually have physical metal to back their paper assets they sold.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (2swu2)

228 Just a guess, not a WAG, a bit above that, but playing ball on the appropriations package is probably driven by the same thing as the deliberate inaction on the largest part of the mass illegal migration disaster - fear of disrupting in any way what is hopefully a building economic surge.

Logical, but very likely unwise. Both in itself and because there is not much peril for the economy from either, especially the latter if they would simply adopt a flexible and "transitional" strategy (i.e. give industries a timetable and help to become illegal labor-free).

Because seeing how degraded the country is (the surveys show jaw-dropping ignorance and gullibility across the board on "is ICE being too mean??"), the 90% of the problem involving "he's been here 15 years and he's nice and works hard!!", there's no basis to expect a serious effort to deal with it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (U/Byj)

229 Jemele Hill has always been a DEI hack going all the way back to her days with ESPN. Any show she was on was an automatic change the channel

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)

230 Back pain? Do squat jumps. Works for me.

lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 12:56 PM (++1kQ)

231 "Looks like they caved."

Let's wait and see if they actually keep their word.

Posted by: Mhandisi at January 30, 2026 12:57 PM (z8a7x)

232 230.

Typing the words jump squats makes my back twinge.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 12:58 PM (vBKFG)

233 Celebrating Demon's arrest.

https://is.gd/My9aiP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 12:58 PM (L/fGl)

234 That wording is mighty weaselly and leaves an opening you could drive Stacey Abrams through:

During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison "has clarified for me that county jails may (MAY!) notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail."

(emphasis added by ME)

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 30, 2026 12:58 PM (TezPK)

235 "Looks like they caved."

No. MN will do jack shit to help ICE. The admin got rolled again.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 30, 2026 12:59 PM (abIsI)

236 CaliGirl, just guess/explaining the word used.

Previously, jurisdictions prohibited by state policy from doing something

Now, they may do something.

Doesn't necessarily imply anything one way or the other.

As Homan said, performance-based policy, so to the extent they don't cooperate, feds will adjust resources accordingly.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 12:59 PM (U/Byj)

237 Thanks for the suggestions guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)

238 >>Back pain? Do squat jumps. Works for me.

Maybe work up to the squat sets and squat jumps...

I had the disc at L4/5 removed 16 years ago, after tearing that disc back in the early 90s. 90+% of the disc was gone after it finally ruptured.

Leg days keep me mobile.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:59 PM (ZcsJV)

239 Jemele Hill has always been a DEI hack going all the way back to her days with ESPN. Any show she was on was an automatic change the channel.

Jemele Hill is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at January 30, 2026 01:00 PM (R/m4+)

240 9 I have a feeling Walz had a Moment of Clarity.
----------------
Recall, Trump had a phone conversation with him, recently. Shit happens.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Hpgos)

241 Brother, squat jumps are the source. Do a set, then do a set of pull ups. Rinse repeat. After about 4 sets you’ll either be dead or satisfied.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 01:00 PM (++1kQ)

242 221 @jemelehill
They arrested Don Lemon. This is horrifying. I don’t care what your political beliefs or leanings are, what journalism outlet you represent, this absolutely cannot stand. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (L/fGl)
++++
I agree. It must not stand that journalists get some kind of special, favorable treatment just because of their profession.

The opposite needs to be true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:54 PM (MABZ1)

That cocksucker wasn't just reporting on something that took place, he was arrested for planning and participating in a criminal conspiracy to disrupt, harass and terrorize churchgoers. So fuck you, Jemele.

Posted by: Not even remotely a "free speech" issue at January 30, 2026 01:00 PM (TbWk/)

243 I'm reading that may as a may now instead of of we ain't gonna ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 01:01 PM (0KSrI)

244 I only wonder what it is that Republicans agreed to change in the DHS funding bill. You know, the one that was already negotiated before they shot that commie twit.

If Murkowski, Cassidy and Tillis are involved it’s nothing good.

I think republicans are going to regret this.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (3arSl)


They gave away any leverage they had. Keeping it all together they could say find DHS and we’ll give you this spending in this agency. Now they don’t have that anymore.

Whatever the negotiations end up being, end result will result in a weaker ice. I just hope they’re not stupid enough to agree to the warrants or de-masking Dem demands.

Imagine having to get millions of warrants from left wing judges. And forcing agents to identify themselves will mean doxxing and violence against all of their families. Who’s gonna want to work with that hanging over them? Nobody that’s who.

If any of these two are agreed to by the gop it’s the end of deportations.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:01 PM (PHOGh)

245 Honestly the biggest thing was the lower back pain. Stopping it seems to have caused that to subside.


If your back pain is lower back...really pay attention to your quads and hamstrings.

I have found that keeping them strong and stretched out goes a long way in mitigating the issue.

Either goes and you get hip/pelvis issues that only exacerbate the pain/discomfort.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:55 PM (ZcsJV)
_____

Child's Pose. Every morning. It made a real difference for me.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

246 Most annoying thing about being an older weight lifter:

Any program that requires a time machine to work properly.

Option 1. Go back 25 years and live your whole life differently.

Option 2. Be 19 and genetically gifted.

Here are some pictures of young athletes that have been in sports since they were larvae.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:01 PM (vBKFG)

247 It wasn't that long ago people were arguing Trump folded.

I'll take small regular wins. Beats what we had under Shrub or, shudder, the Biden Junta
Posted by: 18-1
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Actually pretty big wins in some areas, smaller in others and a few losses/casualties.

Just like a war, no engagement always results in the good guy winning but you have to look at the overall course of the war to determine whether you are winning or losing.

The Democrats are not winning, not advancing their policies nor winning public arguments.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:02 PM (2swu2)

248 BTW… 38 year old Novak Djokovic beats a much younger Jannik Sinner to make the Australian Open final… he’s already won the AO 10 times in the past. True greatness…. And he refused the covid jab! I’ll be pulling for the guy in the finals against Carlos Alcaraz where he’ll again be the underdog. It’s remarkable because tennis is a young man’s game

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)

249 Right now, Don Lemon is dropping the soap and picking it up on purpose.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 01:03 PM (++1kQ)

250 IIRC Lincoln finally fired Burnside after his took the Army of the Potomac on its ill fated “mud march”… and that was AFTER the Fredericksburg debacle….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 12:53 PM (xT8gx)
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Yes, that is correct.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2026 01:03 PM (OvMCw)

251 Thanks Rhomboid.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2026 01:04 PM (8+C2v)

252 Jasmine Crockett Melts Down Over Don Lemon’s Arrest With Expletive-Laden Rant

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 01:04 PM (GITLP)

253 @jemelehill
They arrested Don Lemon. This is horrifying. I don’t care what your political beliefs or leanings are, what journalism outlet you represent, this absolutely cannot stand. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (L/fGl)
++++
I agree. It must not stand that journalists get some kind of special, favorable treatment just because of their profession.

The opposite needs to be true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:54 PM (MABZ1)
_______

Another 80/20 issue. Also, the entire thing made LeHomo look more desperate than a closeted homo circling the prom punch bowl hoping the football QB will notice him. "Hey, here I am at a church, we're threatening ladies and old people, please like and subscribe!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

254 Someone mentioned that the first time Congress has passed bills in regular order since 1997.

Haven’t seen that reported anywhere. I don’t even think Mr Peepers Johnson said that.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (++1kQ)

255 242 That cocksucker wasn't just reporting on something that took place, he was arrested for planning and participating in a criminal conspiracy to disrupt, harass and terrorize churchgoers. - Not even remotely a "free speech" issue

An attempt to extend any right infinitely is going to cause it to collide with another right. It's a matter of balance. Looks like Lemon just fell off the tightrope.

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (2L+MU)

256 241.

The sheer number of great exercises my broke-ass body can't do at this point needs dataRepublican to map.

I see people doing that awesome shit and stare like an urchin looking into a toy store.

I still move the weights, but slow and carefully like one of the Golden Girls some days.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (vBKFG)

257 On paper this is a win for Trump. But Democrats never actually do what they agree to. They are lying sacks of shit. As soon as ice moves on, they’ll stop. It’s as plain as day.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (PHOGh)

258 You pays your money. You takes your chances.

https://is.gd/XSdNRP

DON'T CLICK! IT'S RACIST!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

259 An attempt to extend any right infinitely is going to cause it to collide with another right. It's a matter of balance. Looks like Lemon just fell off the tightrope.
Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (2L+MU)
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LOL not even.

He took a swan dive off it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:06 PM (MABZ1)

260 Imma looking forward to Cuber and Iran being liberated by Trump while Schumer is shutting down the government. This would make me very happy.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Hpgos)

261 Because seeing how degraded the country is (the surveys show jaw-dropping ignorance and gullibility across the board on "is ICE being too mean??"), the 90% of the problem involving "he's been here 15 years and he's nice and works hard!!", there's no basis to expect a serious effort to deal with it.
Posted by: rhomboid
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I would not believe any polling whatsoever nowadays without checking its internals. I read the internals of the most recent foxnews poll and it included about a 30 percent voluntary response for interviews sought out by cell phone texts. It also was not sampled geographically nor weighted for such. Trash poll to drive an agenda.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:06 PM (2swu2)

262 197 My precious!

Gold and silver taking a beating today.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 12:49 PM (jc0TO)

When my hoard goes down to zero value, I will have shiny baubles to hang on my Christmas tree, at least.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (pDt9x)

263 These people held children hostage in that church preventing their parents from getting to them, they should be put in PMITA prison.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (n5tGW)

264 One expects the abeyance afforded Trump by the Biden FBI and DOJ has not been forgotten.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (wBaIH)

265 You pays your money. You takes your chances.

https://is.gd/XSdNRP

DON'T CLICK! IT'S RACIST!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (L/fGl)
______

Is this real? That pic looks AI to me.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

266 259.

They never know the day their gay and race cards will suddenly overdraw.

It's always a surprise.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (vBKFG)

267 You pays your money. You takes your chances.

https://is.gd/XSdNRP

DON'T CLICK! IT'S RACIST!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 01:05 PM (L/fGl)
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Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Ugh, what a nightmare that is going to be for everyone involved

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (MABZ1)

268 Is this real? That pic looks AI to me.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)
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It was on TV! It must be real!

I hope it isn't real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:08 PM (MABZ1)

269 257 On paper this is a win for Trump. But Democrats never actually do what they agree to. They are lying sacks of shit. As soon as ice moves on, they’ll stop. It’s as plain as day.
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I would imagine that ICE/BP have a deep insight on how the crazies are organized and activated. Maybe they guide the FBI to the bad guys with this intel?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Hpgos)

270 Jasmine Crockett Melts Down Over Don Lemon’s Arrest With Expletive-Laden Rant

Did she waggle her head side to side like a cockatoo and say "Oh no you di'nt?"

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Fs0KI)

271 265.

Has anyone interviewed the tech support guy she calls when he is traveling for work?

Freak Squad > Geek Squad

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:09 PM (doKBk)

272 During a press conference, Homan explained that Attorney General Keith Ellison "has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE of the release dates of criminal public safety risks so I can take custody upon the release from the jail."

MAY is the key word above. I don't expect the Hennepin County Sheriff - Minneapolis's county - to voluntarily do it. Along with a lot of other counties.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 01:10 PM (5rh/l)

273 Is this real? That pic looks AI to me.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)
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It was on TV! It must be real!

I hope it isn't real.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:08 PM (MABZ1)
____

It could be real, but as I understand how IV works, they do a lot of genetic and other testing during the pregnancy. It's not like they just pull a fertilized embryo out of a tube and turkey-baster it in. So I'm not sure how they wouldn't have known that the kid wasn't theirs until birth. Or maybe they did know, but didn't abort.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

274 IIRC Lincoln finally fired Burnside after his took the Army of the Potomac on its ill fated “mud march”… and that was AFTER the Fredericksburg debacle….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Burnside commanded three of the worst Union debacle. The Burnside Bridge assault at Antietam, Fredericksburg, and the Battle of the Crater at Petersburg. After the war, he became a politician and ran on his war record and won.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 01:11 PM (L/fGl)

275 254 Someone mentioned that the first time Congress has passed bills in regular order since 1997.

Haven’t seen that reported anywhere. I don’t even think Mr Peepers Johnson said that.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Yep and it destroyed all the remaining Obama and Biden base level spending levels. Any new CR will be on the new GOP levels, not the Dems old ones from years before.

As I see, too many people are seeking perfection, eager to claim defeat before any evidence, and ignoring any positive evidence to the contrary. Too many people are hooked on the black pill and simply can't or won't spit it out.

And a bill funding DHS can specifically go through reconcilation which makes policy changes impossible to do if they have any substantive content more than budgetary impact.

No filibusters on spending bills under reconcilation.

The other move would be put SAVE Act into the DHS spending bill and force it through by narrowing the filibuster.

Let the Dems (and weak GOPe types) try to then oppose both Voter ID and Immigration Enforcement.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:11 PM (2swu2)

276 267.

Joe Hallenbeck knew how to find out the truth.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:11 PM (KspkQ)

277 It could be real, but as I understand how IV works, they do a lot of genetic and other testing during the pregnancy. It's not like they just pull a fertilized embryo out of a tube and turkey-baster it in. So I'm not sure how they wouldn't have known that the kid wasn't theirs until birth. Or maybe they did know, but didn't abort.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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Or the clinic did know and didn't disclose it, hoping that nobody would find out - and having the bad luck to get it *really* wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:12 PM (MABZ1)

278 Oh yes but question is whether the "traffic analysis" approach to surveys is valid in this case. That is all of them, of varying quality, show the same trend. Possible that the quality is so low overall that they're getting the trend reversed.

Main point was that something is driving an approach to a pretty desperate and weak Dem opposition (they were initially quite panicked over their "shutdown" strategy, as they should have been, since it was likely to fail and further cement their deserved image as insane arsonists opposing normal LE activity). If the (permanent) uselessness of the GOP in the form of the usual cretins was the driver, then so be it.

But I think it's an unwise fixation on not interrupting what I think is an unstoppable (excluding major black swans) economic surge that is building.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 01:12 PM (U/Byj)

279 I would imagine that ICE/BP have a deep insight on how the crazies are organized and activated. Maybe they guide the FBI to the bad guys with this intel?
Posted by: pudinhead
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DHS can be used as it has its own enforcement team, don't have to involve the Feebs.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:12 PM (2swu2)

280 209 Jemele Hill
@jemelehill
They arrested Don Lemon. This is horrifying. I don’t care what your political beliefs or leanings are, what journalism outlet you represent, this absolutely cannot stand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare

Food for the Podcast. (Booted out of everything else over the years, it came to that.)

I thought she was solely into empowering Black women.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:12 PM (NFX2v)

281

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

3 illegal aliens were just arrested after FIRING GUNS on a packed Texas highway — even opening fire on a FAMILY

Send them to CECOT!

These are the Democrat heroes and voters people like Tim Walz want to protect. Absolutely vile.

https://tinyurl.com/52mum8kp

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 01:12 PM (NpAcC)

282 I suppose the good thing about this is the non-commie counties in MN can now notify ICE. But generally these criminals hang out in the big cities.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 01:13 PM (n5tGW)

283 282 I suppose the good thing about this is the non-commie counties in MN can now notify ICE. But generally these criminals hang out in the big cities.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2026 01:13 PM (n5tGW)

Yup.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 01:14 PM (5rh/l)

284 Burnside commanded three of the worst Union debacle. The Burnside Bridge assault at Antietam, Fredericksburg, and the Battle of the Crater at Petersburg. After the war, he became a politician and ran on his war record and won.
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Lee's lieutenants asked Lee whether they should curl their left flank at Fredericksburg. Lee's answer was 'its Burnside, he will come straight down the middle.' Lee was right.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 01:15 PM (Hpgos)

285 *pops popcorn*
*field strips 1911*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM


Shit Status:

[X] Real
[ ] Other Than Real

I pity da fools.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 01:15 PM (kgE5c)

286 19 EV thread slows...stops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Shortest Haiku ever!

Posted by: Piercello at January 30, 2026 01:16 PM (NRGJj)

287 286.

Needs more cherry blossoms.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:17 PM (R1U9t)

288 I thought she was solely into empowering Black women.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:12 PM

I thought she was solely into scissoring Black women.

FIFY

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2026 01:17 PM (4p0Xq)

289 But I think it's an unwise fixation on not interrupting what I think is an unstoppable (excluding major black swans) economic surge that is building.
Posted by: rhomboid
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All surveys are pretty much garbage at this point. You can take my professional word on that as someone who has done field work surveys for fedgov, have colleagues that are pollsters, etc. AAPOR saw this coming in the 2000's as a profession and now it is here.

Basically the whole RDD model is fatally broken in a world of cell phones, area codes not matching the phone, contaminated sampling methods, and magic weighting where the coasts are overemphasized in sampling and a persistent shy Tory effect is obvious.

Polling is broken and not likely to be fixed anytime soon. Ditto for voting given persistent patterns of Democrat fraud in cheat by mail states like CA.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:17 PM (2swu2)

290 287 Needs more cherry blossoms.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 01:17 PM (R1U9t)

Suddenly reminded I wanted to order some sakura tea...

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 01:19 PM (FpHTM)

291 The Democrats are not winning, not advancing their policies nor winning public arguments.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 01:02 PM (2swu2)

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Democrats' actions the past few years have solidified them as the party of illegals, trannies and fraud.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 01:19 PM (syu79)

292 Democrats' actions the past few years have solidified them as the party of illegals, trannies and fraud.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 01:19 PM (syu79)

Don't forget Islamists!!!

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 01:20 PM (6ZSsV)

293 Dems are the Party of Somalis.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 01:22 PM (Hpgos)

294 NOOD CLU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 01:23 PM (MABZ1)

295 288. I thought she was solely into scissoring Black women.

FIFY
Posted by: Minnfidel

🤫

🤣🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 01:24 PM (NFX2v)

296 293 Dems are the Party of Somalis.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 01:22 PM (Hpgos)


And they want to keep that out of the news. Because Hispanics typically have no love for people with you-know-what skin color. And the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

297 there is no national database listing all the people who have been murdered by illegals. There should be.
Greg Guttfield waved some papers during The Five and said it had the names of women murdered by illegals...that should be made public.

After all, if Renee Good and that cashew-headed agitator had been murdered by illegals, no one would know their names. There'd be no big funerals or protests, no calls for a nationwide strike.

and that list should include people killed by illegals who are drunk drivers or unlicensed truck drivers.

Even if the list isn't completely accurate, it will raise awareness and give the families of the deceased a small measure of vindication or closure.

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (NddcJ)

298 There is a world of difference between *saying* you will do something, and *actually* doing it.

Ellison playing "just the tip, I promise" with this strikes me as pretty likely.


You're missing the whole picture. Antifa nationwide has had severe damage done to their infrastructure by white-hat hackers this week. Several of the ICE trackers are down and have had their entire user list extracted and sent to the FBI, DHS, and ICE. Similarly, Antifa's central dispatch system was completely destroyed, but not before its user list was extracted and sent to authorities.

Elected Democrats are on those lists. Mostly low-level, but not all. Also, following Cam Higby, lots of people have gotten onto the various Signal chats and leaked stuff, and an actual mole has leaked Antifa's training and tactics manuals. There is actual panic going on, and that was before the Minnesota cops had arrested them two days in a row.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

299 MAY is the key word above. I don't expect the Hennepin County Sheriff - Minneapolis's county - to voluntarily do it. Along with a lot of other counties.

this!

The only concession Homan got was that Ellison won't bring charges against the people who run the jails if they turn over criminal illegals in their custody. Meanwhile the entire government will be telling those same people 9behind the scenes) that they will have no future if they do it. Unfortunately, Homan is just trying to paper over a clear retreat by Trump.

Posted by: Brian at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (UhEJ/)

300 "I got that white girl..." Nothing

"Assault me mother fucker! ". Omg he was nurse!!!

I'm glad pretti is dead

I'm glad good is dead

I hope many more of the violent crazies kill themselves over their perceived "grief"

Not one of these adult violent babies give a rats ass about anything except themselves and Reddit virtue.

I've had enough of these monsters fucking up my country.

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 01:32 PM (XLfSN)

301 I think Homan should walk into every meeting with a sanctuary state administrator with a thick manila envelope and say "This is what we have on you. So far." Whether they have anything on those dirtbags or not. You know they're all dirty and guilty of something.

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2026 01:33 PM (NddcJ)

302 The Minnesota Vikings should change their name and logo to The Minnesota Pirates.

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2026 01:35 PM (NddcJ)

303 Let's never forget.

Timmy Walz had Keith Ellison take over as special prosecutor in Derek Chauvin's felony kneeling case, where he upped the murder charges and dropped the manslaughter option for the jury, thus ensuring a murder conviction.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 01:36 PM (dtajH)

304 The real problem remains in Minneapolis.

That, by the way, puts the police and sheriffs in handcuffs. If they hand over illegals, the mob comes for them, if they don't ICE comes in.

Honestly, I think the police would prefer to take on the mob. They know the dirt bags they have in their jails and would like nothing better to ship them home - it makes their jobs much easier in the long run.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 01:38 PM (vOtXJ)

305 DO MICHELLE WU NEXT! DO MICHELLE WU NEXT!

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 02:51 PM (Ve/HL)

306 ICE caved first by pulling out its masked agents

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 02:53 PM (bUHj0)

307 Drug addicts are currently saving 100s of millions of dollars per year because of the drop in fentanyl prices in the last year.
Price is as low as 50 cents per pill wholesale

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 02:55 PM (bUHj0)

308 You're missing the whole picture.
Posted by: Ian S.

Does this Philly Soros DA play into your analysis? Running his mouth in desperation? Or is he a separate problem?

I don't understand how a city official can threaten POTUS and Federal Agents and still be breathing.

Then again, I don't understand why Soros and Sons haven't eaten a cruise missile for meddling with America?

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 03:06 PM (ciYHQ)

309 Newly released Epstein documents mention Trump 100s of times
Claim girl bit his weird shaped penis after forced oral sex
Claim STDs (herpes?) from Russian girls

Ace will ignore
Release on Friday. Taking out the trash day. But this is the opening night of the biggest movie event of the year!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 03:42 PM (bUHj0)

310 “…has clarified for me that county jails may notify ICE…”

The op word here is “may”. Don’t hold your breath Ellison and company will contact ICE.

Posted by: RobertM at January 30, 2026 03:46 PM (btIS/)

311 I wouldn't trust Keith Ellison any further than I could heave his mangy Muslim loving carcass. OTOH modern management theory suggests that when a weak performer shows improvement in any direction, you encourage that. So we shall see.

Posted by: comanche voter at January 30, 2026 04:06 PM (cB7nX)

312 Hold on!

"Some" people were saying that President Trump folded.

Does not seem that way, pikers!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)

313 Jihadists need to all be deported for life from America

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (wGqjj)

314 .

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (gKDq2)

THE MORNING RANT: Periodic Roundup of the EV Follies – 01/30/2026

Electric School Bus Fire - Los  Angeles - Dec 2025.png

The Climate Punishments Are Visited Upon the Children

Among the most ludicrous sacraments of climate cultists is the abolition of gas and diesel powered school buses in favor of electric buses. It’s children who pay the price, because EV school buses have limited range, an inability to function properly in dangerously cold weather, and a proclivity to burst into flames at any moment.

Along the shores of Lake Erie in upstate New York, school kids have been denied heat on their school bus rides. The buses’ electric batteries don’t have enough of a charge to cover their routes while also providing heat in sub-freezing weather.

“Parents raise concerns over heat issues in electric school buses in Lake Shore Central School District” [WIVB – 12/18/2025]

On the heels of a statewide mandate requiring all school bus purchases in New York State be electric by 2027, parents in the Lake Shore Central School District are speaking out, claiming some bus drivers are turning the heat down, or off completely, in an attempt to conserve battery life on their electric school buses.

The kids are coming home saying their bus is freezing cold and the parents are giving them hand warmers. “The heaters on the bus run off the same electricity as the bus itself,” said Scott Ziobro, a former school board candidate and parent who has children who go to school in the district. “They were told that it drains the battery capacity of the bus itself.”

Meanwhile across the country in Los Angeles: “Electric school bus catches fire in Los Angeles, driver hospitalized” [KTLA – 12/10/2025]

The header picture is the electric Blue Bird school bus that spontaneously combusted into a runaway thermal fire. Fortunately, no children were on the bus. Unfortunately, the driver of the bus had to be hospitalized. A short video of the fire is below. The high priests of the Climate Church are more than willing to sacrifice your children in such a conflagration to appease their angry climate God.

Blue Bird’s electric buses were subsequently recalled for loose electrical cables: “Manufacturer behind LAUSD's electric school buses issues voluntary recall” [NBC Los Angeles – 01/23/2026]

I have previously written about how Blue Bird has abandoned traditional market capitalism for a form of corporate communism, in which the government taxes citizens and redistributes the confiscated wealth to favored enterprises. Specifically, Blue Bird received an $80 million grant from the federal government during the Biden administration to manufacture electric buses. This was not for the purchase of buses - it was just an $80 million handout. On top of that, the government also granted billions of dollars to school districts to buy electric school buses. At $375k per bus, that was about three times the price of normal school buses. Blue Bird received hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue, which was all redistributed from taxpayers and passed through school districts to Blue Bird by the federal government. And like any communist command-and-control manufacturer, Blue Bird’s school buses are about as functional as Soviet-era Trabants and Ladas.

*****

Park Your Electric Volvo Car Bomb EX30 Safely Away from Structures

Do electric car buyers find it prestigious to receive a notification that their EV is such an unstable bomb that it must be parked outside and far away from structures? I hope they do, because that seems to be part of the ownership experience for EVs manufactured by legacy auto companies.

Volvo is the latest legacy auto manufacturer to warn its EV customers that their product is so dangerous that it cannot be parked in a garage. Even worse, the range of a fully charged EX30 is stated at about 250 miles, but Volvo is now warning that it is dangerous to charge the battery more than 70%, reducing the range to about 175 miles, at best, in ideal weather conditions.

“Faulty Chinese Batteries Could Set Your Electric Volvo on Fire” [Auto Blog – 01/13/2026]

If you own a 2025 Volvo EX30, the Swedish automaker wants you to park your subcompact crossover outside due to a fire risk. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration recently announced a recall for the EV after it was determined that some examples of the EX30 have high-voltage batteries potentially susceptible to short-circuiting and overheating. Thus, owners are advised to “park outside and away from structures and limit their charge to a maximum of 70% until the recall repair is complete.”

*****

Volkswagen’s Cascading EV Woes

As I wrote about recently, the Tennessee-built Volkswagen ID.4 is the slowest selling car in the United States, and production has been suspended. Though unwanted and unnecessary, the electric ID.4 was at least capable of fulfilling its basic role as a commuter car.

But VW has also been marketing another EV in the U.S. that is another massive flop – an electric camper van called the ID.Buzz that is an homage to the VW Microbus of decades past. But unlike the inexpensive Microbus, the modern electric camper van has such limited range between charges that wilderness camping is off limits. If you want to go camping in an ID.Buzz, the best place to do so is in your own driveway, since even in perfect weather conditions, the range is barely 200 miles.

“VW Cancels ID. Buzz For 2026 As Dealers Warn It Might Be Over” [CarScoops – 12/19/2025]

A Volkswagen spokesperson confirmed the situation to Carscoops, stating, “Following a careful assessment of current EV market conditions, we have made the strategic decision not to move forward with [model year 2026] ID. Buzz production for the U.S. market.”

*****

Stellantis Pulls the Plug on Jeep’s Electric Plug-In Hybrids

Of correspondence I’ve received from readers who know of someone with an EV that spontaneously burst into flames, Jeep plug-in hybrids have been the most common subject. While there is no EV I would allow in my garage, the Jeep plug-in has been so notorious for its runaway thermal fires that I wouldn’t even allow one of them in my driveway.

Stellantis (the owner of Dodge / Chrysler / Jeep) is finally “pulling the plug” on this troubled product line.

“The Plug-In Hybrid Jeep Wrangler And Grand Cherokee Are Dead” [Inside EVs – 01/08/2025]

They were some of the best-selling PHEVs in the U.S., but the Jeeps in particular had quality issues and faced numerous recalls. In November, Jeep recalled its PHEVs over a battery issue and warned owners not to park inside or charge their vehicles until a fix became available.

Jeep has a great reputation that it has harmed with its failed EV efforts. It is an embarrassment that it is telling its customers who paid a premium for plug-in capability that they cannot now use that plug-in feature because it might burn their houses down. Refocusing on building great gasoline-powered SUVs would go a long way toward rehabilitating the damage done to the iconic brand.

*****

Chinese EVs

There is a lot of hype about Chinese EVs, but I doubt they’d get traction in this country, even if they could somehow conform to US vehicle homologation requirements. As I wrote recently at The American Spectator, the Chinese market grab in Mexico has been with government-subsidized gas powered vehicles, not EVs.

Europe, on the other hand, has coerced its citizens to buy EVs, and China has gobbled up much of the mandated market share. Buyer’s remorse is growing:

Even if your Chinese EV doesn’t lock you in against your will, there’s a high probability that it is a spy-mobile in service to the Chinese communist government.

It’s almost treasonous that European governments are buying electric vehicles from China:

“Hundreds of British buses have Chinese ‘kill switch’” [The Standard – 01/04/2026]

Hundreds of state-of-the-art electric buses operating across Britain could be remotely switched off by China due to a "kill switch" in their batteries, security services have discovered.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:15 AM




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1 Energy for me, but not for Thee.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (uEmCf)

2 Unstompified.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM (dK+Kv)

3 On the heels of a statewide mandate requiring all school bus purchases in New York State be electric by 2027, parents in the Lake Shore Central School District are speaking out, claiming some bus drivers are turning the heat down, or off completely, in an attempt to conserve battery life on their electric school buses.
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Buses are a very stupid use case for EVs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:19 AM (MABZ1)

4 In order to charge Mangione with the federal charge of murder through use of a firearm, prosecutors need an underlying crime of violence. They have alleged that crime to be stalking. However, according to legal analysts, if stalking can be done without violence, even if it wasn't in the case alleged, the charge could fall apart.

I am confused. Isn't murder itself a crime of violence? Why do they need "stalking"?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 30, 2026 11:20 AM (jc0TO)

5 Ah, Batgirl, already memory holed.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 11:21 AM (pDt9x)

6 You know EV's are the wave of the future because I got tax credits for buying one and you know anything the federal government is behind has got to be great! Doing my patriotic part I am to keep America beautiful, clean and energy independent!

Chief Iron Ass Cody doesn't have to cry anymore!

Posted by: American Idiot With Too Much Money at January 30, 2026 11:21 AM (R/m4+)

7 It’s children who pay the price, because EV school buses have limited range, an inability to function properly in dangerously cold weather, and a proclivity to burst into flames at any moment.

So it's a potential rolling Planned Parenthood. That's why the love the idea so much.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 11:21 AM (svLOV)

8
Real AWFLs don't go camping but furries do, so it's OK.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (NFX2v)

9 The kids are coming home saying their bus is freezing cold and the parents are giving them hand warmers. “The heaters on the bus run off the same electricity as the bus itself,” said Scott Ziobro, a former school board candidate and parent who has children who go to school in the district. “They were told that it drains the battery capacity of the bus itself.”
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No shit. How did these people think this works? The normal vehicle is heated with waste heat from the engine. It's "free" in that sense. EVs need to *make* heat from their electricity. It taps the "fuel." Only a world-class ignoramus or a child could be surprised by this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (MABZ1)

10 The concept of an off-road electric vehicle is so bagshit insane that it could of only come from the minds of a WEF stooge who has never stepped foot one out of a15 minute city.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (dGgqh)

11 Chief Iron Ass Cody doesn't have to cry anymore!
Posted by: American Idiot With Too Much Money


What about Greta? Will she feel better?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (svLOV)

12
I think it's interesting that Tesla is discontinuing the S and X models IIRC,

in favor of more attention to robots and robo-taxis.

Even with Tesla the EV market must be waning.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:23 AM (iJfKG)

13 The kids are coming home saying their bus is freezing cold and the parents are giving them hand warmers. “The heaters on the bus run off the same electricity as the bus itself,” said Scott Ziobro, a former school board candidate and parent who has children who go to school in the district. “They were told that it drains the battery capacity of the bus itself.”

One wonders how many of the people singing the praises of EVs understood that the power doesn't magically appear - that it has to come from the same source as the power that makes the wheels go around and around. Scratch that. They didn't understand. They never do.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

14 I think you missed the biggest news in the EV arena: Tesla is shitcanning the Model S and Model X.

Sure, the company claims it's refocusing manufacturing capacity on making humanoid robots (lol), and sure the company will continue to sell other EV sleds.

But make no mistake that this is a bombshell. Tesla ending production of its flagship models is like BMW ending production of its 3 series or Porsche ending production of its 911. The S and X are what put Tesla on the map.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

15 BREAKING: Don Lemon has escaped federal custody and is making his way south driving a white Prius. Brian Stetler is reportedly driving the vehicle and is on the phone. Developing...

Posted by: Major Healey at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (abIsI)

16 Over-under on how many comments we get before Ace stomps this thread with News?

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (N8ZBc)

17 Warlord Xi and the kill switch. His board of directors discovered that.
And the others in an effort to beat Musk cut corners, shame, shame.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (hG1+u)

18 And in other news, stallsntis is going to put a 5.7 hemi in the gladiator starting in Q4 of 26.

Its totally unnecessary and will probably add 10-15k to the price of the already expensive Rubicon and Mojave trims, but it seems like auto manufacturers are starting to get the memo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 11:25 AM (dGgqh)

19 The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town.



Oh wait, no they don't.
The wheels on the bus are fixed to the ground...

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

20 15 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:25 AM (N8ZBc)

21 Maybe they could install wood-burning stoves in those new York school buses, and allow some trusted students to tend the fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)

22 One wonders how many of the people singing the praises of EVs understood that the power doesn't magically appear - that it has to come from the same source as the power that makes the wheels go around and around. Scratch that. They didn't understand. They never do.
Posted by: Archimedes



Does too! I plug something into the wall and out comes electricity!
Posted by: Clueless

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 11:26 AM (qw6Uy)

23 I hope that the complete timwalz of a Democrat who was proposing electric school buses for Idaho sees these stories and says, "Boy I'm glad that we listened to that random Republican we surveyed who told us that this is exactly what would happen with electric buses, and didn't follow through on using them as a platform plank."

But I bet they wouldn't.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (a+4eV)

24 It was 19-mumbledy, in sub-zero, blustery, blizzard conditions, wearing pathetically thin and inadequate uniform of the day (dungarees and pea coat), we waited for our warm modern cushy bus to take us on the hour and change ride into the nuke plant for some quality learing.

What pulled up late was some thin-walled aluminum monstrosity strait out of some 1960s creature feature, because our modern bus had broken down in the extreme cold.

By the time we hit the long road out to the plant, the windows were covered in condensed breath ice as we shivered together on the long ride in.

A hot steamy engine room never felt so inviting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (dK+Kv)

25 If you own a 2025 Volvo EX30, the Swedish automaker wants you to park your subcompact crossover outside due to a fire risk. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration recently announced a recall for the EV after it was determined that some examples of the EX30 have high-voltage batteries potentially susceptible to short-circuiting and overheating. Thus, owners are advised to “park outside and away from structures and limit their charge to a maximum of 70% until the recall repair is complete.”
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Two things:
1. Volvo is not a "Swedish Automaker." The company is headquartered in Sweden, but it's a subsidiary of Zhejiang Geely Holding Group Co., Ltd. It's Chinese.
2. This the common failure mode. You'd think they'd control for this now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (MABZ1)

26 The S and X were the only teslas I'd buy if I were rich and not one of the dumb tax slaves. Incredible performance.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (3uBP9)

27 >>>Sure, the company claims it's refocusing manufacturing capacity on making humanoid robots (lol), and sure the company will continue to sell other EV sleds.

But make no mistake that this is a bombshell. Tesla ending production of its flagship models is like BMW ending production of its 3 series or Porsche ending production of its 911. The S and X are what put Tesla on the map.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Time to buy Tesla, it may never be cheaper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (hG1+u)

28 I assume most people haven't seen this.

Elon Musk announced on January 28, 2026, that Tesla will cease production of the Model S and Model X vehicles next quarter to pivot toward an AI-driven, autonomous future focused on manufacturing Optimus humanoid robots. The Fremont factory will be converted to produce these robots, though Model 3 and Y, and the Cybertruck remain in production

Sounds to me like Elon is moving resources away from EV cars. If he's doing it, the entire market is fixing to implode.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

29 Buses are a very stupid use case for EVs
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:19 AM (MABZ1)

Well, specifically Battery Electric vehicles. Electric trolley buses work great, and can out-accelerate the Diesel jobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:28 AM (8zz6B)

30 Only a world-class ignoramus or a child could be surprised by this."

See "genius bar, Apple"

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:29 AM (XuXeR)

31 I like EV follies

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 11:29 AM (8uzBS)

32 One wonders how many of the people singing the praises of EVs understood that the power doesn't magically appear - that it has to come from the same source as the power that makes the wheels go around and around. Scratch that. They didn't understand. They never do.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Science education in this country is abysmal and getting worse. Parents' priorities, teacher unions preventing incentive pay for STEM teachers, and an overemphasis on matters not related to education of core subjects is to blame.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:29 AM (2swu2)

33 You'd have to be nuts to one; buy a 60K EV RV and, two; even think about taking it, you know, camping somewhere without a way to charge it.

Or maybe spend a month in one spot with a solar charger and see if you can get it up to 30%.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 11:29 AM (jtM2q)

34 But make no mistake that this is a bombshell. Tesla ending production of its flagship models is like BMW ending production of its 3 series or Porsche ending production of its 911. The S and X are what put Tesla on the map.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


They probably decided that the market is saturated at this point.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2026 11:29 AM (a+4eV)

35 Even with Tesla the EV market must be waning."

You misspelled "government tap is off"

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:29 AM (XuXeR)

36 Time to buy Tesla, it may never be cheaper.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Only if a constant stream of repair parts are available.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:30 AM (2swu2)

37 1 Energy for me, but not for Thee.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (uEmCf)

You have any idea what it takes to heat and cool four 24,000 square foot mansions? You plebs need to make some sacrifices and pony up for carbon credits to keep me in the manner to which I have become accustomed.

Posted by: Al Gore, releasing his second chakra at January 30, 2026 11:30 AM (TbWk/)

38 Maybe they could install wood-burning stoves in those new York school buses, and allow some trusted students to tend the fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)

From the looks of it, they *are* wood burning stoves. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 11:30 AM (snZF9)

39 ... But make no mistake that this is a bombshell. Tesla ending production of its flagship models is like BMW ending production of its 3 series or Porsche ending production of its 911. The S and X are what put Tesla on the map.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)
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The "S" *kind* of might make sense. It was where Musk had to work out it's "production hell" and as the first high-volume product, it surely resulted in lots of lessons learned - and things they'd like to change in a new car that is easier to produce.

The "X" is surprising. That one's a mover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:30 AM (MABZ1)

40 If you want to go camping in an ID.Buzz, the best place to do so is in your own driveway ...

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* snort *

"It'll be an adventure kids -- you'll love it!"

[Wifey chimes in: "You can not only have a cookout ... you can be the cookout!"]

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (0Eh0f)

41 "allow some trusted students to tend the fire."

Counter-example: Aggie Bonfire.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (N8ZBc)

42 Sounds to me like Elon is moving resources away from EV cars. If he's doing it, the entire market is fixing to implode.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
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Could be. He dominates that market, but if it's shrinking....

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (MABZ1)

43 Maybe they could install wood-burning stoves in those new York school buses, and allow some trusted students to tend the fire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)

Oh boy! This is gonna be fun!

-----Grade-School Boys with Fire

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (g8Ew8)

44 "It’s almost treasonous that European governments are buying electric vehicles from China."

Absolute loyalty to power and their $, and too clever by half. Someday, without Trump or someone like him trying to turn events for the better, China will rule all that they have and the Muslims will be the enforcers. imho, of course.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (NFX2v)

45 The "X" is surprising. That one's a mover.

Even more surprising is that they're going to keep making the Cybertruck. It was my understanding that it was a complete flop. I can't imagine why.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

46 You have to be a total idiot to buy an EV. If you really want one lease one. They do lease well because manufacturers are subsiding leases with ridiculously high residuals. But buying? The depreciation is off a cliff. Like 60% in 3 years.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (PHOGh)

47 So I guess its all robot cat waifus now. Although, I bet if they made a souped-up high performance v12 internal combustion robot cat waifu that would be even better.

Posted by: banana Dream - vroom vroom nyan at January 30, 2026 11:33 AM (3uBP9)

48 ...
Sounds to me like Elon is moving resources away from EV cars. If he's doing it, the entire market is fixing to implode.
Posted by: Archimedes
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He's only been talking about this for a year or two.
Tesla has always been more than the car.
He's cutting back to the profitable cars and self driving the rest of Tesla will be involved with other things.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:33 AM (hG1+u)

49 At least Teslas have a home solar charging option, an alternative to plugging into the electricity grid.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:33 AM (0yjaw)

50 13 One wonders how many of the people singing the praises of EVs understood that the power doesn't magically appear - that it has to come from the same source as the power that makes the wheels go around and around. Scratch that. They didn't understand. They never do.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

And most of the people singing EVs' praises want there to be LESS electricity so that there can be a bigger gap between the Neo-Nobility and the Peasantry in the Neo-Feudalist system they want.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:33 AM (uEmCf)

51 If we magically solved all of the power problems tomorrow - infinite green energy for all of our needs - the left would be against it.

Primitivism is the goal, not clean energy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (XvL8K)

52 But make no mistake that this is a bombshell. Tesla ending production of its flagship models is like BMW ending production of its 3 series or Porsche ending production of its 911. The S and X are what put Tesla on the map.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)
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Yep.

Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (G0vdT)

53 The thing that kills me, is that the tesla EVs are pretty fast, yet every time I'm behind one its being driven by granny gooch. Slow to leave the traffic light,, or after a turn, or cruising down the road, etc. Then it occurred to me one day that the drivers are probably low on charge and praying they get home.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (snZF9)

54 I have a neighbor who has a plug-in hybrid car, and never parks it in his carport when charging? Hmmmm, wonder why. Then this same "Mensa" candidate neighbor (he likes to brag about his smarts to me), purchased a new '25 Jeep Grand Cherokee plug-in hybrid and never charges it in his carport. Interesting. Just waiting for whatever happens next? I'm still driving my 12 year old gas Grand Cherokee, love it, and don't have to worry about it catching fire while sitting in my driveway with the engine off.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (S8cdb)

55 Sounds to me like Elon is moving resources away from EV cars. If he's doing it, the entire market is fixing to implode.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
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Could be. He dominates that market, but if it's shrinking....
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (MABZ1)
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The EV market is shrinking, and the Chinese are making major inroads into it. Not in USA, but in Europe and (duh) China. The best-selling EV in the world is not a Tesla. It's a BYD. That's a Chinese brand that launched from nothing to market domination in a few years. How did they do that? You know how they did that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (iFTx/)

56 >>Maybe they could install wood-burning stoves in those new York school buses, and allow some trusted students to tend the fire.



"Or. . . something."
-- Surprise twist in "Snowpiercer"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (0yjaw)

57 @45

>>Even more surprising is that they're going to keep making the Cybertruck. It was my understanding that it was a complete flop. I can't imagine why.

It’s more than likely so they have a rounded lineup featuring a sedan, suv and pickup.

I really can’t see the EV segment surviving without massive government subsidies, EVs do not make sense on the US market.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (dGgqh)

58 Nobody could have ever predicted these things a decade ago. Who would have thought that batteries would be dangerous?

No heat during the winter to preserve charge? Nah.

The mindset at DOT should be that all EV owners are required to get a hazardous waste permit for transporting these timebomb batteries across state lines.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 11:36 AM (oT7pT)

59 If production of the Cybertruck ceased, no one would notice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 11:37 AM (XeU6L)

60 My county posted a notice on Thursday on Facebook before the ice storm reminding people to cut back on electricity usage. To do their laundry and dishes before the storm hit to lessen the impact on the grid and to not charge their EVs.

I am a turd tosser into the punchbowl type of person.

I posted a comment, "No F*cking Way".
"You people pushed electric vehicles on us when we TOLD YOU the grid couldn't handle it when the weather was fine. You don't get to tell people that they can't charge and drive their EV because it might disrupt the grid."

Didn't go over well with the county people.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 11:37 AM (qw6Uy)

61 >>Then it occurred to me one day that the drivers are probably low on charge and praying they get home.


Per a friend who lives near Cambridge, MA, EV drivers there compete to see who can drive the longest distance on a full charge, so they drive s-l-o-w-l-y to conserve battery power.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (0yjaw)

62 Posted by: toby928(c)

It gets complicated but Scotus has been going through federal sentencing laws (lot of enhancements like stalking plus murder or using a firearm silencer to commit murder which create a death penalty case). The district judge ruled as a matter of law, using a silencer to commit a murder or the stalking to commit a murder are not predicate crimes of violence).

So the death penalty goes out the window leaving only the remaining serious charges related to the assassination which are punishable with life without parole (parole no longer exists in federal system).

This is a fine point of law and turns on Congressional statutes creating these charges and this is likely to be appealed to the 2nd Circuit which may very well reverse the district court decisions.

Scotus lately has been going through sentencing statutes regarding what is and what is not a crime of violence for sentencing purposes and that is what that district judge is relying upon in a novel opinion. That is you can stalk someone without violence (so the predicate crime is non violent), or having a suppressor itself is non violent. So these cannot be used as predicates to death penalty.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (2swu2)

63 The "X" is surprising. That one's a mover.

Even more surprising is that they're going to keep making the Cybertruck. It was my understanding that it was a complete flop. I can't imagine why.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
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I think he kept the truck to have a truck/SUV in the lineup. I don't know about the rest of the country, but the Cybertrucks are all over the NYC and SF areas.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

64 The "X" is surprising. That one's a mover.

Even more surprising is that they're going to keep making the Cybertruck. It was my understanding that it was a complete flop. I can't imagine why.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)


I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (iJfKG)

65 I saw Homologation open for The Village People at The Midnight Special in '79.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:40 AM (0Eh0f)

66 60 Didn't go over well with the county people.
Posted by: rickb223


They would force you to recite six Hail Gretas in front of an Al Gore candle if they could.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 11:40 AM (svLOV)

67 that there can be a bigger gap between the Neo-Nobility and the Peasantry in the Neo-Feudalist system they want."

Bbbbut I'm the nobility!

/heh

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:41 AM (XuXeR)

68 >>>the ID.Buzz that is an homage to the VW Microbus of decades past.

It is nothing of the sort. It is an homage to the butt-ugly Ford Aerostars and Chevy Astrovans of the '90s.

Unless they can somehow engineer a DOT/NHTSA-approved rendition of the iconic pre-68 nose treatment, the product is DOA, electric or otherwise. And they really missed the boat on a diesel or hybrid treatment here, when Toyota continues selling them as fast as they crank them out.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:41 AM (dK+Kv)

69 But make no mistake that this is a bombshell. Tesla ending production of its flagship models is like BMW ending production of its 3 series or Porsche ending production of its 911. The S and X are what put Tesla on the map.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

They probably decided that the market is saturated at this point.

Posted by: FeatherBlade


The "focus on automation" is key. I remember reading somewhere that the principles for navigating a busy factory and driving in busy traffic aren't appreciably different; from that viewpoint, Tesla's products were basically gathering the data and kick-starting the learning. The fact that the participants paid for the privilege of being studied in that way was just kind of a bonus...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 11:41 AM (OUMaO)

70 45 The "X" is surprising. That one's a mover.

Even more surprising is that they're going to keep making the Cybertruck. It was my understanding that it was a complete flop. I can't imagine why.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

Halo brand. It adds luster to the line and is one of the most recognizable vehicles on the planet.

Hell, I hate the whole electric vehicle idea (I am more of a hybrid for the solution- if a solution is even needed- kind of guy) and I think it looks cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:41 AM (bss/y)

71 66 60 Didn't go over well with the county people.
Posted by: rickb223

They would force you to recite six Hail Gretas in front of an Al Gore candle if they could.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 11:40 AM (svLOV)

Don't forget injecting yourself with the MRNA Fauci Flu.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:42 AM (uEmCf)

72 Mr. Scott, make revolutions for a deep charge!

Ahead, warp factor 11!!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 11:42 AM (oT7pT)

73 I am a turd tosser into the punchbowl type of person.

I posted a comment, "No F*cking Way".
"You people pushed electric vehicles on us when we TOLD YOU the grid couldn't handle it when the weather was fine. You don't get to tell people that they can't charge and drive their EV because it might disrupt the grid."
Posted by: rickb223
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You simply understand cause and effect which far too many assholes with power over others ignore or fail to understand.

That is one of the biggest problems with a bureaucratic world (including ngos, corporations, etc.). Responsibility for idiocy is not punished because the blob absolves any one individual from punishment for making a stupid decision. Therefore no accountability. If their job was on the line, then you would see different behavior or swift unemployment would occur.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:42 AM (2swu2)

74 I think it's interesting that Tesla is discontinuing the S and X models IIRC, in favor of more attention to robots and robo-taxis.

Even with Tesla the EV market must be waning.


Elon couldn't give a sh*t about cars stuck on Earth. His whole goal with Tesla is to develop technology for Mars. That he can get rich suckers to subsidize it is just icing.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:42 AM (Fs0KI)

75 There is one of the VW campers in our town. It’s cute, I guess, if you want to camp in parking lots.

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 11:42 AM (OoFl2)

76 I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (iJfKG)

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Same here, surprisingly -- and we live in a predominantly conservative retirement rural area.

/BTW, I was stunned when hearing an interview with the President of Hillsdale College, Larry Arn, say that he bought himself a Cybertruck and described it as a computer on wheels.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:42 AM (0Eh0f)

77 I can't imagine why."

Tesla's business is to sell carbon credits.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:43 AM (XuXeR)

78 Regional planning commissions will continue to play into the EV Infrastructure unless funding is somehow throttled. For example:

>DVRPC Board Boosts Funding for Electric Vehicle Infrastructure, November 14, 2025

It's seems like an offset for the huge Port expansions that employ a huge number of diesel vehicles to move products and personnel.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:43 AM (NFX2v)

79 In order to charge Mangione with the federal charge of murder through use of a firearm, prosecutors need an underlying crime of violence. They have alleged that crime to be stalking. However, according to legal analysts, if stalking can be done without violence, even if it wasn't in the case alleged, the charge could fall apart.

I am confused. Isn't murder itself a crime of violence? Why do they need "stalking"?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM
Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 30, 2026 11:20 AM (jc0TO)
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The federal "murder" crime is fucked up. It's more of an "enhanced" crime to get to the death penalty.

Technically, I think the judge was probably right that "stalking" isn't a valid prerequisite. I'm not sure if the prosecutors can recharge him or not. He still faces serious charges regardless, enough to put him in prison for life.

But this was not a good development. I continue to believe this cocksucker is gonna walk.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

80 >>>I really can’t see the EV segment surviving without massive government subsidies, EVs do not make sense on the US market.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Batteries will continue to get better.
Production costs will continue to go down.
For one who works and lives in the city it is a good choice. It's batshit fast, excellent braking, and good handling. Just, you know, *charge it away from the house.

*haven't read any on Tesla spontaneity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:44 AM (hG1+u)

81 There is a new process for Li batteries that uses a fair amount of silver to increase battery life and safety, that is probably one of the things that has been kicking the price of Ag up.

I am not fond of the new batteries, but I do like the car power bank jumpers since I am back to driving a beater part time.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:44 AM (rbvCR)

82 The thing that kills me, is that the tesla EVs are pretty fast, yet every time I'm behind one its being driven by granny gooch. Slow to leave the traffic light,, or after a turn, or cruising down the road, etc. Then it occurred to me one day that the drivers are probably low on charge and praying they get home.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (snZF9)

There are a great many of them here in the Metro PHX area, and mostly they are driven fast. I will be doing 75 on the 202, and Teslas, and many other cars blow by me. It's a 65 speed limit, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:44 AM (8zz6B)

83 Sugar Land, Tx has to have one of the highest concentration of EVs in the nation. The city is now dominated by Asian and Indian immigrants that love the Teslas.

I think the first story of an EV burning down a house came from Sugar Land. About 10 years ago.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 11:44 AM (8uzBS)

84 I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Bullet resistant trucks have a certain appeal in the US nowadays.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:44 AM (2swu2)

85 One thing has been bothering me for some time with the EV market and the numerous battery fires....why don't hybrid vehicles randomly burst into flames like EV's do?


They use the same batteries and some of the same charging stuff but I have not read or heard of a single one of them turning itself into a torch.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 11:44 AM (0N4FZ)

86 Thx Buck. Read somewhere that the Canadians have made a deal to import Chinese EVs . The Canadians are suicidal.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (IDEQi)

87 ShainS, I left a response at the end of the last thread, and I am trying to be much more respectful on the subject

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (rbvCR)

88 I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.


They seem very popular with small businesses that can slap on a logo wrap and call it a business expense.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (Fs0KI)

89 79 But this was not a good development. I continue to believe this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

Jury Nullification is absolutely going to happen.

And the prosecution will keep stepping on its own dick because they don't want to win.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (uEmCf)

90 88 They seem very popular with small businesses that can slap on a logo wrap and call it a business expense.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (Fs0KI)

That's how it is with most of the ones I see around here.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:46 AM (uEmCf)

91 fortunately, the driver of the bus had to be hospitalized. A short video of the fire is below. The high priests of the Climate Church are more than willing to sacrifice your children in such a conflagration to appease their angry climate God.

I don't see the problem

Posted by: not Joe Xiden at January 30, 2026 11:46 AM (D0HYP)

92 I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Bullet resistant trucks have a certain appeal in the US nowadays.

Posted by: whig


I've a lingering suspicion they're actually aimed as being domestic security units, human- or self-driven. It's the only use case I can think of that makes any real sense.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (OUMaO)

93 Read somewhere that the Canadians have made a deal to import Chinese EVs . The Canadians are suicidal.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (IDEQi

Ah now THAT explains the big western EV push.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (6ZSsV)

94 >>> Tesla's products were basically gathering the data and kick-starting the learning. The fact that the participants paid for the privilege of being studied in that way was just kind of a bonus...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59),
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Maps, everywhere there are Tesla's there are maps, the best maps. Who would buy a map of everything?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (hG1+u)

95 Then it occurred to me one day that the drivers are probably low on charge and praying they get home.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 11:35 AM (snZF9)

I wouldn't want to get in a momentarily incapacitating accident in one and become a barbecued iguana. Even the smug would not protect you.

So prudence is probably warranted.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (dK+Kv)

96 If you want to go camping in an ID.Buzz, the best place to do so is in your own driveway, since even in perfect weather conditions, the range is barely 200 miles.

You could get the range-extender package to get up to 1000 miles away from home. Also called a tow-hitch.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (1fRPh)

97 Scotus lately has been going through sentencing statutes regarding what is and what is not a crime of violence for sentencing purposes and that is what that district judge is relying upon in a novel opinion. That is you can stalk someone without violence (so the predicate crime is non violent), or having a suppressor itself is non violent. So these cannot be used as predicates to death penalty.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (2swu2)

And although I don't know who the Judge deciding that is, that is actually a fairly conservative opinion - it interprets the plain language of the law quite clearly. If there's a problem, the problem is the way Congress worded the law (which I think is what you said)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (giMmT)

98 Even if your Chinese EV doesn’t lock you in against your will, there’s a high probability that it is a spy-mobile in service to the Chinese communist government.

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BREAKING: TikTok Announces New EV Lineup "Jiàndié-Shǒujī"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:49 AM (0Eh0f)

99 But this was not a good development. I continue to believe this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

I don't think he will and the lack of death penalty on the table probably helps make sure that he doesn't. I reserve the right to see parts of the case play out but judge seems normal and this is something I'm generally excessively good at capping.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 11:50 AM (6ZSsV)

100 Hundreds of state-of-the-art electric buses operating across Britain could be remotely switched off by China due to a "kill switch" in their batteries, security services have discovered.'

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Next you'll be telling me that your EV can be hacked, the doors locked, and accelerated without braking over a cliff.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:50 AM (0Eh0f)

101 But this was not a good development. I continue to believe this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

Jury Nullification is absolutely going to happen.

And the prosecution will keep stepping on its own dick because they don't want to win.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:45 AM (uEmCf)
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There are parallel state and federal charges, which I didn't think was a good idea from the beginning. But it seemed everyone wanted to get in on the action.

This creep is still facing second-degree murder charges in state court.

The problem is that the evidence is mostly (if not all) circumstantial, and the botched initial IDs and chain of custody issues will give any jury who is even remotely sympathetic an easy excuse to find reasonable doubt. I don't think they'd even need to reach nullification.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

102 A priority for the application of EVs should be space travel.

No atmosphere, no fire. But it's might cold in space, and they still might explode.

Didn't somebody touch off a cybertruck in front of Trump Tower?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (oT7pT)

103 60
‘ I posted a comment, "No F*cking Way"….

Didn't go over well with the county people.’

We no longer consider you a team player.

Posted by: County officials at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (jbnUc)

104 Some police departments have allocated CyberTrucks for certain duties. Whether they re-up at replacement time will be a tell.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (hG1+u)

105 BREAKING: TikTok Announces New EV Lineup "Jiàndié-Shǒujī"
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:49 AM (0Eh0f)

Someone should start an on-line urology consultancy. They could call it "DikDok".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (8zz6B)

106 Maps, everywhere there are Tesla's there are maps, the best maps. Who would buy a map of everything?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _


Because not only is the map not the territory, it isn't the traffic control patterns, nor the driving conditions, nor the how-to guide for dealing with traffic events. Gathering all that information and training the AIs that use it, that's the goal.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (OUMaO)

107 I've a lingering suspicion they're actually aimed as being domestic security units, human- or self-driven.

From the very first, they’ve reminded me of the vehicle from Damnation Alley.

Which is not a strike against it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (EXyHK)

108 No atmosphere, no fire. But it's might cold in space, and they still might explode.

Didn't somebody touch off a cybertruck in front of Trump Tower?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (oT7pT)

That was the Las Vegas one, right? Or LA?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:53 AM (bss/y)

109 The thing that kills me, is that the tesla EVs are pretty fast, yet every time I'm behind one its being driven by granny gooch. Slow to leave the traffic light,, or after a turn, or cruising down the road, etc. Then it occurred to me one day that the drivers are probably low on charge and praying they get home.

Old farts are lonely and love going to car dealerships who will schmooze them into buying whatever and the old farts like to repeat this about every 2 years, especially when the car dealers call them and schmooze them to come in and chitchat.

Posted by: Zombie Earl Scheib at January 30, 2026 11:53 AM (R/m4+)

110 I'm 66-33 right now he does not walk and receives a long sentence. Which isn't great admittedly but that's where I have it.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 11:54 AM (6ZSsV)

111 The problem is that the evidence is mostly (if not all) circumstantial, and the botched initial IDs and chain of custody issues will give any jury who is even remotely sympathetic an easy excuse to find reasonable doubt. I don't think they'd even need to reach nullification.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

Surveillance video of him shooting the victim is circumstantial?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 11:54 AM (giMmT)

112 Didn't somebody touch off a cybertruck in front of Trump Tower?

Yeah but not by plugging it in and waiting. I'm pretty sure gasoline or something similar was involved.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:54 AM (Fs0KI)

113 Don't stand next to Luigi if he skates.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2026 11:54 AM (rJ48h)

114 [Per professor whig:] "... parole no longer exists in federal system ..."

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Huh? How was I unaware of this (I must be watching too many old television crime and court dramas)?

"The Sentencing Reform Act of 1984 eliminated federal parole for individuals convicted of federal crimes on or after November 1, 1987."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:55 AM (0Eh0f)

115 You could get the range-extender package to get up to 1000 miles away from home. Also called a tow-hitch.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 11:48 AM (1fRPh)

Get one of those hitch-mounted racks, strap down a generator and a couple of 5 gallon gas cans, and viola!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:55 AM (dK+Kv)

116 Don't stand next to Luigi if he skates.

Same advice was given about me the last time I went ice skating. I'm a danger to anyone within arm's reach.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:56 AM (Fs0KI)

117 I bet some senior engineer pointed out the problem and got shit-canned.

Twentieth Century Motor Cars.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 11:56 AM (qFwJc)

118 Old farts are lonely and love going to car dealerships who will schmooze them into buying whatever and the old farts like to repeat this about every 2 years, especially when the car dealers call them and schmooze them to come in and chitchat.

Posted by: Zombie Earl Scheib at January 30, 2026 11:53 AM (R/m4+)

You've met my dad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:56 AM (dK+Kv)

119 I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (iJfKG)

My guess is that you don't live in a farming community.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:57 AM (g8Ew8)

120 The problem is that the evidence is mostly (if not all) circumstantial, and the botched initial IDs and chain of custody issues will give any jury who is even remotely sympathetic an easy excuse to find reasonable doubt. I don't think they'd even need to reach nullification.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)
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How did they foul up chain of custody?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:57 AM (MABZ1)

121 I'm thinking of buying a Honda XR150L. It's carborated!

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:57 AM (2ap+5)

122 The problem is that the evidence is mostly (if not all) circumstantial, and the botched initial IDs and chain of custody issues will give any jury who is even remotely sympathetic an easy excuse to find reasonable doubt. I don't think they'd even need to reach nullification.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

Surveillance video of him shooting the victim is circumstantial?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 11:54 AM (giMmT)
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The video of him in a hoodie from the rear where you can't see his face?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

123
Jennifer Granholm made millions off this scam while simultaneously scolding everybody, so, lose-lose.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Y8DZL)

124 Someone should start an on-line urology consultancy. They could call it "DikDok".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (8zz6B)

Heh. Online GYN services could be "Twatter"

Posted by: Proctology - MSNBC streaming at January 30, 2026 11:59 AM (TbWk/)

125 "A priority for the application of EVs should be space travel.

No atmosphere, no fire. "

If there is no "action" how can there be a "reaction?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 11:59 AM (qFwJc)

126 "The high priests of the Climate Church are more than willing to sacrifice your children in such a conflagration to appease their angry climate God."

What really sucks is that other than some climate modelers with blinders on who can't see beyond their flawed model outputs, the climate church knows damn well that they are running a scam to get rich. They aren't risking or sacrificing kids to save the planet for a few generations later; its just for the money.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 11:59 AM (hhkIi)

127 I'm thinking of buying a Honda XR150L. It's carborated!

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:57 AM (2ap+5)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 12:00 PM (dK+Kv)

128 Didn't the goomba confess to his furry friend or something? I get all these mf'ers confused. That was a different furry f'er wasn't it?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 12:00 PM (3uBP9)

129 I'm thinking of buying a Honda XR150L. It's carborated!

Just be sure to avoid Kamala voters.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 12:00 PM (Fs0KI)

130 Jennifer Granholm made millions off this scam while simultaneously scolding everybody, so, lose-lose.
Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 11:58 AM (Y8DZL)
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Granholm was an all-around nightmare of a Energy Secretary. I don't now that she got rich on corruption, but it wouldn't be shocking if she did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:01 PM (MABZ1)

131 This brutal cold spell is probably killing off EVs and ticks.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 12:01 PM (1fRPh)

132 I don't know. In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Not a huge number, but it's obvious there are more.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:38 AM (iJfKG)

I see one at least every other day, and sometimes a few in one day depending on how far out I venture. I remember the first time I saw one. I'm thinking holy shit, whatever that was it must have traveled back from a future apocalypse. I saw a video where a dude dropped a hemi in one. You knew that was going to happen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 12:01 PM (snZF9)

133 The problem is that the evidence is mostly (if not all) circumstantial, and the botched initial IDs and chain of custody issues will give any jury who is even remotely sympathetic an easy excuse to find reasonable doubt. I don't think they'd even need to reach nullification.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)
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How did they foul up chain of custody?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 11:57 AM (MABZ1)
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The backpack, mainly. To begin with, they had no warrant to search it, and that's where they found the most incriminating evidence (manifesto, gun, etc). Then there were issues with how they secured the backpack.

The prosecution has admitted there were issues here, but is arguing it's not material because this evidence would have been found anyway. Not a good look.

It's possible the judge could rule all of this stuff inadmissible.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

134 >>>If there is no "action" how can there be a "reaction?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence

>Yeah, I should have clarified. Travel on the surface of the Moon and Mars. Human transport.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 12:03 PM (oT7pT)

135 The backpack, mainly. To begin with, they had no warrant to search it, and that's where they found the most incriminating evidence (manifesto, gun, etc). Then there were issues with how they secured the backpack.

The prosecution has admitted there were issues here, but is arguing it's not material because this evidence would have been found anyway. Not a good look.

It's possible the judge could rule all of this stuff inadmissible.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Ah, okay. I never followed the details of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:03 PM (MABZ1)

136 yo

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:03 PM (ZcsJV)

137 I dont know if range has anything to do with id4 and camping. People buy those things for status and virtue signaling not to go camping. It’s like the $90k pickups. They’re a status symbol not a work truck despite that the f150 ads would have you believe.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 12:03 PM (PHOGh)

138 I say it every time these threads pop up.

GM just needed to keep developing Voltec. Car was great and a real achievement. Expand it to small SUV's and whatever else made sense wrt the Voltec powerplant.

That's all I got.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 12:03 PM (x8k2o)

139 Somewhat similar topic, but I remember someone saying a relation had food catch on fire in a microwave. Well yesterday my wife combusted a corndog. 60 seconds in. Maybe something they're putting into food that becomes electromagnetically freakydeaky under certain circumstances.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 12:04 PM (3uBP9)

140 If there's a problem, the problem is the way Congress worded the law (which I think is what you said)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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It gets complicated because federal criminal statutes are like a layer cake. But Scotus has been wrestling with statutory sentence enhancements due to criminal history and often that means literally going back to sources like Blackstone on charges like burglary to determine whether or not it should be considered a violent crime. That in turn comes from whether violence might be involved. So you get decisions where burglary without a person present is considered a non violent crime while burglary while the house is occupied gets treated as violent for sentencing enhancements.

And because this includes state crimes for criminal history calculations, this means that Scotus has been poring over which state crimes are crimes of violence and which are not in the states.

Far too much to go into in gray boxes but the whole state of criminal sentencing is in a flux now at Scotus for at least a decade or so.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:04 PM (2swu2)

141
In my little corner of paradise, I see increasing numbers of the Cybertruck on the road.

Posted by: naturalfake

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They're everywhere in the comfortable, smooth enclaves of Cali. Funny concept, all that brutality for dry, sunny easy, well paved roads. Previously the land of the eternally open convertible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 12:05 PM (hxCZf)

142 What would really be cool, just to make a statement, is put a small IC engine in an EV and run it off a charcoal burner like the French put on cars during occupation.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (gm9Sb)

143 Somewhat similar topic, but I remember someone saying a relation had food catch on fire in a microwave. Well yesterday my wife combusted a corndog. 60 seconds in. Maybe something they're putting into food that becomes electromagnetically freakydeaky under certain circumstances.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 12:04 PM (3uBP9)

My microwave can detonate most things in 60 seconds. Ask me how I know. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (snZF9)

144 I've a lingering suspicion they're actually aimed as being domestic security units, human- or self-driven.

From the very first, they’ve reminded me of the vehicle from Damnation Alley.

Which is not a strike against it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 11:51 AM (EXyHK)
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The Landmaster. Although I always thought it should have been called the Gaymaster.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

145
And like any communist command-and-control manufacturer, Blue Bird’s school buses are about as functional as Soviet-era Trabants and Ladas.



C'mon now. The Trabants and Ladas were perfectly sound, if spartan vehicles. As long as you carried a sledge hammer in your tool kit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (y9nCu)

146 It's possible the judge could rule all of this stuff inadmissible.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Story about the ruling has the backpack admissible.

"Mangione still faces two stalking counts, each carrying a maximum of life in prison without parole, with jury selection set for September 8. The ruling allows prosecutors to use evidence from his arrest backpack, including a silenced 9mm handgun and a notebook criticizing the health insurance industry. "

And via Palko v. CT, he is still liable for NY state charges as well. The decision leaves it wide open for NY to seek charges for murder.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:07 PM (2swu2)

147 I'm thinking of buying a Honda XR150L. It's carborated!

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:57 AM (2ap+5)

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When they start taxing people for miles driven (vs. gasoline taxes, where government revenue is being lost when using EVs and Hybrids) supposedly for "Highways and Roads," will that include miles driven off-road?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:07 PM (0Eh0f)

148 I'm in Colorado and commute to Boulder for work a few times a week. I see quite a few cybertrucks. State tax credits for EVs, mildish climate in Denver and Boulder, and a shit ton of smug dumb left coasters cuz the state coaxed computer companies to come in so we have a very high per capita # of EVs, the cybertrucks are obvious, I probably see plenty of other EVs but don't always take notice of the lack of a tailpipe.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2026 12:08 PM (hhkIi)

149 Interesting rumor at Twitchy. If Klobuchar wins she'll appoint Walz to finish the senate term. That ahole would throw away the filibuster in a second. Act accordingly Senate Republicans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 12:08 PM (IDEQi)

150 My microwave can detonate most things in 60 seconds. Ask me how I know. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM


P.J. O'Rourke once gave a recipe for "Soup Nagasaki".

1. Preheat oven to 500 degrees.
2. Place unopened can of soup in oven.
3. Run like hell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 12:09 PM (Wnv9h)

151 >> fortunately, the driver of the bus had to be hospitalized. A short video of the fire is below. The high priests of the Climate Church are more than willing to sacrifice your children in such a conflagration to appease their angry climate God.


Stopping that thing under a bridge is probably going to lead to a lot of incidental cost/damage. I can't imagine a runaway thermal event like that wouldn't cause damage to that bridge.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2026 12:09 PM (ZcsJV)

152 I dont know if range has anything to do with id4 and camping. People buy those things for status and virtue signaling not to go camping. It’s like the $90k pickups. They’re a status symbol not a work truck despite that the f150 ads would have you believe.
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 12:03 PM (PHOGh)
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The VW bus is the stupidly-named "ID.Buzz," not the id4. But otherwise I agree. The Buzz was designed to pick up kids at fancy private schools. Nobody will every go camping with it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

153 When they start taxing people for miles driven (vs. gasoline taxes, where government revenue is being lost when using EVs and Hybrids) supposedly for "Highways and Roads," will that include miles driven off-road?

/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS
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That will be amusing. Off road diesel or gas (no road fuel tax) which farmers or construction use, has to have special colorant added to the fuel so if it pops up in the gas tank of a vehicle on the public roads, they get hammered.

How would you color electrons?

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:10 PM (2swu2)

154 This is what happens when education standards are lowered the level of "I like yellow".

If the EV proposal was really looked at honestly, instead of "yayyyyyyy, were doing something for the environment.."
Then it would have been clear very quickly that the EV fad was Borne of unicorn fart permeated dreams of idiocy.

These fuckin people should never EVER be allowed to have any say in anything ever again.

Retards

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 12:10 PM (XLfSN)

155 114 [Per professor whig:] "... parole no longer exists in federal system ..."

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Huh? How was I unaware of this (I must be watching too many old television crime and court dramas)?

"The Sentencing Reform Act of 1984 eliminated federal parole for individuals convicted of federal crimes on or after November 1, 1987."


While used interchangeably in common use, there are two distinct things: parole and probation. Parole was abolished. There is still probation. Under parole ,if you were sentenced to 120 to 180 months, after the 120 you would argue your case in front of the parole board.

Probation is set at sentencing (120 months in prison plus 60 months probation); The only thing adjustable is about 10% of the prison time can be excused for "good time, not being a problem inmate)

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2026 12:10 PM (D0HYP)

156 Those whom the Deep State wants to protect get incompetent, intentionally corrupt investigators.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 12:10 PM (qFwJc)

157 I bet chinana uses defective batteries in their fully electric battleship E11.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 30, 2026 12:11 PM (EyfuW)

158 139 Somewhat similar topic, but I remember someone saying a relation had food catch on fire in a microwave. Well yesterday my wife combusted a corndog. 60 seconds in. Maybe something they're putting into food that becomes electromagnetically freakydeaky under certain circumstances.

During my college days a buddy of mine stopped by my aprt after the bars had closed....wasted of course, he asked for a corn dog. I said, sure, eat up. He placed one in the microwave and accidentally shocked it for 60min instead of 60 sec.

The yellow smoke was thick, filled the entire apartment and made its way out in the hallways. This was not a small complex either. We were first floor, fire alarms go off and the FD came and had to put these giant fans in the door ways to clear the smoke. Aprt had to go outside while they did this, it was winter time in central IL....and 2am. Corn Dog bandit came out with the fried dog in his hand waving it around like some trophy. It was about an inch long and black as a dolls eyes.

All that from cheap microwavable corn dog.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 12:11 PM (x8k2o)

159 And like any communist command-and-control manufacturer, Blue Bird’s school buses are about as functional as Soviet-era Trabants and Ladas.

C'mon now. The Trabants and Ladas were perfectly sound, if spartan vehicles. As long as you carried a sledge hammer in your tool kit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (y9nCu)

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Has any Russian Oligarch proposed an EV Aeroflot Airliner?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:11 PM (0Eh0f)

160 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 30, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

161 149 Interesting rumor at Twitchy. If Klobuchar wins she'll appoint Walz to finish the senate term. That ahole would throw away the filibuster in a second. Act accordingly Senate Republicans
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Can't serve as senator in prison. I think charges are incoming on that for Walz and Ellison.

And if the weirdo assassin guy is correct, Walz and Klobachar have little love between them as that guy claims Walz wanted him to off Klobachar.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:12 PM (2swu2)

162 It's possible the judge could rule all of this stuff inadmissible.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
======
Story about the ruling has the backpack admissible.

"Mangione still faces two stalking counts, each carrying a maximum of life in prison without parole, with jury selection set for September 8. The ruling allows prosecutors to use evidence from his arrest backpack, including a silenced 9mm handgun and a notebook criticizing the health insurance industry. "

And via Palko v. CT, he is still liable for NY state charges as well. The decision leaves it wide open for NY to seek charges for murder.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 12:07 PM (2swu2)
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Yea, for now. He is currently facing NY charges for second-degree murder. See my comment about parallel prosecutions above.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

163 When they start taxing people for miles driven (vs. gasoline taxes, where government revenue is being lost when using EVs and Hybrids) supposedly for "Highways and Roads," will that include miles driven off-road?

/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:07 PM (0Eh0f)
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LOL. Of course. And the real point will be to impose a mileage tax on everyone. With continuous GPS trackers to determine the mileage. For "efficiency" of course.

There is another way. Tennessee did it. They estimated average equivalent ICE fuel economy, estimated average miles driven by most people, the equivalent of gasoline consumed, and the revenue associated with the tax that wasn't paid. Came to about $100 bucks and change. That is now the EV registration fee.

Perfect? No. Fair? Reasonably. Invasive? No.

Decent compsomise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 12:13 PM (MABZ1)

164 During my college days a buddy of mine stopped by my aprt after the bars had closed....wasted of course, he asked for a corn dog. I said, sure, eat up. He placed one in the microwave and accidentally shocked it for 60min instead of 60 sec.

The yellow smoke was thick, filled the entire apartment and made its way out in the hallways. This was not a small complex either. We were first floor, fire alarms go off and the FD came and had to put these giant fans in the door ways to clear the smoke. Aprt had to go outside while they did this, it was winter time in central IL....and 2am. Corn Dog bandit came out with the fried dog in his hand waving it around like some trophy. It was about an inch long and black as a dolls eyes.

All that from cheap microwavable corn dog.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 12:11 PM (x8k2o)

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lmao

I would pay good money to see an AI video recreation of this event!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (0Eh0f)

165 When they start taxing people for miles driven (vs. gasoline taxes, where government revenue is being lost when using EVs and Hybrids) supposedly for "Highways and Roads," will that include miles driven off-road?
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That will be amusing.


"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use. I'm sure it will be "All miles driven are considered 'on-road'. If you want to argue some are off road, you will need a GPS tracker installed and submit its entire year of data."

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (D0HYP)

166 >>>I bet chinana uses defective batteries in their fully electric battleship E11.

Posted by: thug dolphin

>I'll bet you China sends all of the batteries that don't pass a QC inspection here to America.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (oT7pT)

167
And we still can't kill the chicken tariff that prevents Toyota from importing the Hilux.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (y9nCu)

168 Same can be said for these "cloud computing" dullards.

How's that "energy savings" thing going with megawatts the data centers require so you can fart around with "AI" phot editing?

Is it really worth the energy required?

Again, Retards

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 12:14 PM (XLfSN)

169 Late to the party, but a Buck EV conflagration thread is my favorite!

Posted by: Oh, The Huge Manatee! at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (oftw2)

170 This is without a doubt my most favorite series on AoSHQ.

Thank you Buck!

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 30, 2026 12:15 PM (WYStd)

171 C'mon now. The Trabants and Ladas were perfectly sound, if spartan vehicles. As long as you carried a sledge hammer in your tool kit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (y9nCu)

I have enjoyed watching Garage54 videos on Youtube. Bunch of crazy Russian in Novosibirsk doing unspeakable things to Ladas. The Ladas seem to be very tough little buggers indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 12:16 PM (8zz6B)

172 I'll bet you China sends all of the batteries that don't pass a QC inspection here to America.

You ARE our QC!

Posted by: China at January 30, 2026 12:23 PM (1fRPh)

173 Thank you, Manatee & Defenastratus.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 30, 2026 12:28 PM (9eixl)

174 LOL!!! Jeep has a well earned reputation that was DAMAGED by... ?

What ? No they don't. They make overpriced garbage. Jeep is like the Apple of cars. I wouldn't own a Jeep if you paid me.

Posted by: deadrody at January 30, 2026 12:57 PM (qf6NU)

175 Yay Buck, best thing on here, anyday everyday.

Posted by: alpine_beer at January 30, 2026 01:17 PM (van9r)

176 We need to invade Greenland to get rare earth metals to build EVs and windmills

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 02:44 PM (bUHj0)

177 EVs are now 20% of total global production up 25% in 2 years.
In Israel 25% of all new car sales are EVs up 1/3 in 2 years

Buck is an idiot

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 02:50 PM (bUHj0)

178 Make better Evs.

500-mile range, no door lock issues, and no dire hazard. Oh, and cost

Get on it nerds!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 30, 2026 03:25 PM (vOtXJ)

179 No parent should be forced to have their kids bused around in aa Fire Trap/Tinderbox

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (wGqjj)

180 it would be easy enough to retrofit gas powered heaters to the busses.
and don't disparage ladas and trabants. they were pretty dependable.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 06:37 PM (R11M+)

Don Lemon Arrested, But Not for the Sexual Assault He Was Credibly Accused of

Don Lemon's shit-eating grin just got 10% more literal.

Disgraced ex-CNN anchor Don Lemon was arrested early Friday over the anti-ICE protest that stormed a Minneapolis church during Sunday service, according to his attorney and Attorney General Pamela Bondi.

"Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents ... in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell said in a statement shared with multiple reporters.

He was one of four people arrested by federal agents early Friday "in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota," Bondi later confirmed in a statement.

Lemon spent the night in jail and is expected to make a first appearance in court sometime Friday, according to Brian Stelter,
the chief media analyst for Lemon's former network.

His attorney maintained that the frequently fired correspondent was there as a journalist, making it "constitutionally protected work."

A lot of J6 people acted as journalists during the J6 "insurrection." They reported, they recorded, they livestreamed. They were told that a claim of "journalism" does not excuse lawbreaking.

Leftists, as usual, want a different rule for themselves and their enemies. They want "journalism" to be a Guild with Special Rights and Privileges and, of course, they want the power to say who is and who is not a "journalist." Only leftists may join the Guild and have these Special Rights and Privileges.

This attempt to turn themselves into nobles and us into peasants must be resisted with all force.



"The First Amendment exists to protect journalists whose role it is to shine light on the truth and hold those in power accountable," said Lowell, who also represented disgraced former first son Hunter Biden.

Of course.

...

It was not immediately clear what charges he is facing. However, Lemon has been accused of violating the Enforcement Act of 1871, which bans interference with certain civil rights -- such as voting or serving on juries -- or, in this case, the right to practice one's religion.

Also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act, it was originally created to prevent the racial terrorist group from paramilitary vigilantism.

Harmeet Dhillon, the assistant attorney general for civil rights, also said the DOJ was considering charging Lemon under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, a 1994 federal law that also covers interference with religious worship, as well as conspiracy statutes.

Another "journalist" who took part in the storming of the church has also been arrested.

A journalist who was with disgraced ex-CNN host Don Lemon when he allegedly stormed a Minnesota church has shared video of the moment agents came to also arrest her Friday morning.

"There's agents at my door," independent journalist Georgia Fort said as she livestreamed the arrest on Facebook Live.

"As a member of the press, I filmed the church protest a few weeks ago and now I'm being arrested for that," Fort added.

"It's hard to understand how we have a Constitution, Constitutional rights, when we can just be arrested for being a member of the press."

At one point, a female arresting officer can be heard telling Fort to hurry up and come outside.

It remains unclear what charges Fort and Lemon are facing over the Jan. 18 demonstration at Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota.


Posted by: Ace at 09:58 AM




Comments

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1 The stomping....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (jtM2q)

2 OK. A bit early, but I'll take it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (bss/y)

3 Ace is excite!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

4 Good. FAFO...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (luW68)

5 I apologized to him in an email. I figured everyone would be talking about this anyway.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)

6 We're on the path from, "Don Lemon won't be arrested, and this proves that Bondi is worthless," to "It doesn't matter that Bondi got Lemon arrested, he's a sideshow and doesn't matter, and it's not like Minneapolis will convict him anyway."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (GBKbO)

7 HOW "early" this morning?

Tell me it was at 3am, lie to me if you must...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ULPxl)

8 7 HOW "early" this morning?

Tell me it was at 3am, lie to me if you must...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ULPxl)

=====

Just after midnight is what I saw.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

9 There was another church storming yesterday, no?

Minneapolis validated the tactic.

It's cool- as long as the church is those filthy Christians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)

10 At one point, a female arresting officer can be heard telling Fort to hurry up and come outside.

Break. Down. The Fucking DOOR.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (ULPxl)

11 Minaj is right- he is a cocksucker so... *thumbs up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (bss/y)

12 5 I apologized to him in an email. I figured everyone would be talking about this anyway.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)

It was a nude demon chic. The jokes lost... like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

13 >>> 9 There was another church storming yesterday, no?

Minneapolis validated the tactic.

It's cool- as long as the church is those filthy Christians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)

There will probably be a third in Minnedishu due to lag, but will there be a fourth? and in what other 'blue' shithole will they/them try this next?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (ULPxl)

14 Fuck that asshole. Oh wait...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (hFWpp)

15 >>> 5 I apologized to him in an email. I figured everyone would be talking about this anyway.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)

Send him a gallon of maple syrup and all will be forgiven.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (ULPxl)

16 There will probably be a third in Minnedishu due to lag, but will there be a fourth? and in what other 'blue' shithole will they/them try this next?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (ULPxl)

Any place with a Soros DA and a lib judiciary where they will refuse to endorse warrants against them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

17 That's OK but you'll have to try these assholes up in Swastika, NY to get convictions.

It's not far from Hawkeye.

Anywhere else, all it'll take is one AWFL to nullify.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (KiBMU)

18 Minaj's "c*cksucker" was more than metaphorically.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

19 >>> 8

=====

Just after midnight is what I saw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (ULPxl)

20 15 >>> 5 I apologized to him in an email. I figured everyone would be talking about this anyway.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)

Send him a gallon of maple syrup and all will be forgiven.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (ULPxl)

All you can eat 'Build your own french toast bar' at the Maple Syrup Palace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

21 17 Anywhere else, all it'll take is one AWFL to nullify.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (KiBMU)

======

I really wish people would know what a hung jury means.

I mean...I'm not a lawyer, and I know what it means.

It doesn't mean acquittal. It means that the prosecution can choose to retry with a new jury.

I've heard that the process is the punishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

22 ooooh bonus post!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (MABZ1)

23 REEEE

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (uHEbo)

24 "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents ... in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell said in a statement shared with multiple reporters.
++++
Covering for whom? Isn't Lemon a layabout these days?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (MABZ1)

25 It seems weird for Don Lemon to call Minaj a racist. I didn't realize Latinos were a race if that's what he's on about They're an ethic group. I guess he can't call her an ethnicist.

I hope he gets time. Terrorizing children and church attenders is not peaceful protest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (LQf4v)

26 "Do'in the Succubus Stomp"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (LxER7)

27 At phys.org, "Is time a fundamental part of reality? A quiet revolution in physics suggests not."

With perfect excuse, physicists now coming in late to work most days.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (N8ZBc)

28 I'm surprised none of these timwalzes have tried the "I'm a Legal Observer!" get-out-of-jail card, but it's still early.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ULPxl)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

30 His attorney maintained that the frequently fired correspondent was there as a journalist, making it "constitutionally protected work."
++++
So?

"Sure, I shot the guy - but I'm here getting coverage of police procedures for an article and have a press pass, so you can't arrest me!" is *not* how any of this works

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (MABZ1)

31 I'm always up for an early Friday enstompening. Because I'm not leaving the harbor.

Posted by: scottst at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (6fhoX)

32 *checks clock*

What the......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Top o' the well before nooner, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

34 30 His attorney maintained that the frequently fired correspondent was there as a journalist, making it "constitutionally protected work."
++++
So?

"Sure, I shot the guy - but I'm here getting coverage of police procedures for an article and have a press pass, so you can't arrest me!" is *not* how any of this works

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (MABZ1)

======

"Journalists can break any law in the country as long as they say, 'Like and subscribe' at some point during the crime."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)

35 Leftists, as usual, want a different rule for themselves and their enemies. They want "journalism" to be a Guild with Special Rights and Privileges and, of course, they want the power to say who is and who is not a "journalist." Only leftists may join the Guild and have these Special Rights and Privileges.
++++
YUP

"Real Journalists" (tm) with J-School credentials and adequate history of Party support get the guild card. Nobody else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (MABZ1)

36 I'm loving EVERY BIT OF THIS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (emBoF)

37 36 I'm loving EVERY BIT OF THIS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (emBoF)

======

I was assured it would never happen because Don Lemon is part of the protected class.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

38 Good Morning, Ace

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 10:09 AM (L83Bc)

39 Lemon's likely already out. I wonder if he'll be returned to MN to face charges there.

The authorities should put him the backseat of a subcompact car and drive him the whole way with no stops other than for the agents to pee and get gas.

Lemon can piss in his orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (jtM2q)

40 >>> 34 30 His attorney maintained that the frequently fired correspondent was there as a journalist, making it "constitutionally protected work."
++++
So?

"Sure, I shot the guy - but I'm here getting coverage of police procedures for an article and have a press pass, so you can't arrest me!" is *not* how any of this works

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (MABZ1)

======

"Journalists can break any law in the country as long as they say, 'Like and subscribe' at some point during the crime."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)

Maybe Timmeh can appoint a bunch of his mini-hims appointed as judges, so they can claim "judicial immunity".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (ULPxl)

41 Don Demon the sodomite is no reporter, he's a political activist.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (r9uko)

42
Yo!

What's the frequency, Kenneth morons?


Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

43 Harmeet Dhillon, the assistant attorney general for civil rights, also said the DOJ was considering charging Lemon under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, a 1994 federal law that also covers interference with religious worship, as well as conspiracy statutes.
++++
I hope they go with FACE and get it overturned as unconstitutional (it probably is), and then goes back under the KKK law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (MABZ1)

44 I think naked bat girl could totally take Don Lemon and it wouldn't even be a contest.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (3uBP9)

45 Lemon entering the jail would be like the scene from Bachelor Party where the woman 'fends off' the Asians to protect her friends.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

46 Don Lemon is a sick criminal. He celebrated traumatizing families by ambushing their church service and blocking parents from getting to their kids.
++++
He's not sick.

He's a run of the mill asshole communist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (MABZ1)

47 I was assured it would never happen because Don Lemon is part of the protected class.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

Will the blog commentariat swing to suicidally optimistic from the soviet nihilistic fatalism of yesterday?

Tune in to find out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)

48 That's unfortunate that Mr lemoan got tangled up with such a bad situation. He seems like such a nice fellow. I wish him the best in all future endeavors.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (hmkBc)

49 His attorney maintained that the frequently fired correspondent was there as a journalist, making it "constitutionally protected work."

-
He should do an expose on long-term incarceration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (L/fGl)

50 ace in before 500 comments about Lemon in the art thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (0KSrI)

51 What are you doing up, Ace?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (jc0TO)

52 Q: "You called for Don Lemon's arrest. He called you racist, unhinged, homophobic and out of your depth. What would you say?"

MINAJ: "C*cksucker STOP!"

++++
I didn't have "Nikki Minaj gets super-based" on my bingo card, but hey. Cool.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (MABZ1)

53 SHIT IS HAPPENING.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (x8k2o)

54 Me liking every post about Don Lemon being arrested.

Do they get coins or food pellets as a reward?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)

55 Arrest Walz and Frey, not just fishlice like Lemon. Make my day.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (N8ZBc)

56 "soviet nihilistic fatalism of yesterday"

That was a good description.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (LQf4v)

57 53 SHIT IS HAPPENING.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (x8k2o)

=====

Before:

"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."

Soon:

"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

58 1- insert Kylo Ren "MORE" meme

2- go back to naked bat girl

Why can't amazing news interrupt Ottoman Man?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

59 He was in LA to cover the Grammys.
Niiiiiiice

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (32g2S)

60 Why do they think journalists have more rights under the First Amendment than any other citizen.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (KDPiq)

61 41 Don Demon the sodomite is no reporter, he's a political activist.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (r9uko)

Objection! There was nothing ambiguous about Richard Simmons.

He still alive?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)

62 At phys.org, "Is time a fundamental part of reality? A quiet revolution in physics suggests not."

Which explains why we get an Ace post before noon.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (1t14o)

63 28 I'm surprised none of these timwalzes have tried the "I'm a Legal Observer!" get-out-of-jail card, but it's still early.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ULPxl)


Word.

Posted by: Sovereign citizens at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (hmkBc)

64 I like Nicki Minaj now. Based.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (BI5O2)

65 What are you doing up, Ace?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (jc0TO)

------------

That #DrunkDonLeMon schadenboner lasted longer than four hours?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (0Eh0f)

66 Don Lemon is a journalist in the same way that Charles is a King. A bitterly stupid person who uses customary priviledge to shield themselves from the effects of their idiocy.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (4b7CV)

67 I think Disgraced should become Lemon's formal first name.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (8CIFn)

68 I admit to being wrong about the chances of the peter-puffer being arrested.

I was wrong. They actually did it. This please me.

I am pleased.

I hope he gets pilaf-ed.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (tAzCj)

69 The Grammy's.

Where Bad Bunny is expected to set the record for awards won in a single Grammy year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

70 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Posted by: Ford Prefect at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (bc2uT)

71 A lot of people protesting, rioting are pretending to be "journalists" because they've got a phone out, recording themselves being assholes.

This thing, if it goes all the way to conviction (at some point next year or the year after) should reaffirm what and who is and is not a "journalist."

The media by and large needs a huge smack down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (jtM2q)

72 Woot! Great news.

"Nothing will happen" guy hardest hit.

In other news, I was at my kitchen counter a few minutes ago, pouring a coffee, and I see a guy striding briskly down the sidewalk toting a large wooden cross. He was wearing shorts and sneakers, and a black jacket with a cross motif on the back of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (8zz6B)

73 Minaj seems to be throwing all het chips in

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (L83Bc)

74 66 Don Lemon is a journalist in the same way that Charles is a King. A bitterly stupid person who uses customary priviledge to shield themselves from the effects of their idiocy.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (4b7CV)

======

Eh.

I don't do credentialism, especially around a constitutional right and in the age of the citizen journalist.

He's as much a journalist as that Nick kid who is doing the videos on Somali fraud.

But Lemon's act of journalism doesn't free him from criminal liability for crimes he commits while journalisming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:17 AM (GBKbO)

75 Lemon, are you okay?
So, Lemon, are you okay? Are you okay, Lemon?
Lemon, are you okay?
So, Lemon, are you okay? Are you okay, Lemon?
...

Posted by: banana Dream - He's a Sick Criminal at January 30, 2026 10:17 AM (3uBP9)

76 Don Le'mon probably enjoyed the cavity search.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (OYMjn)

77 You called for Don Lemon's arrest. He called you racist, unhinged, homophobic and out of your depth. What would you say?"

MINAJ: "C*cksucker STOP!"
++++
I didn't have "Nikki Minaj gets super-based" on my bingo card, but hey. Cool.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (MABZ1)

That’s what happens when you truly are touched by the Holy Spirit. Clarity of good and evil.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (KDPiq)

78 Don Lemon could become mega heterosexual and I'd still despise him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (8CIFn)

79 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (JkIoD)

80
Black Pills prescription...REVOKED!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (iJfKG)

81 Ace up before noon? I'm confused.

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Oy/m2)

82 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Posted by: Ford Prefect.

It keeps on slipping into the future.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (L83Bc)

83 Wasn't he part of or at least aware of the planning of this? If so then I think there's a conspiracy angle, right?

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (vt7xw)

84 I hope he gets squeezed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (jc0TO)

85 When they let him go but arrested the others, I figured "eh, par for the course, ruling class protects its own." But Trump flipped Lemon's script for him. Nice.

Anything they can charge him with is good. The MN jury will never convict a black homosexual Marxist, but I hope they drag them proceedings out as long as humanly possible. Drain as much of his funds as possible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

86 58 1- insert Kylo Ren "MORE" meme

2- go back to naked bat girl

Why can't amazing news interrupt Ottoman Man?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

https://tinyurl.com/mr2z63en

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)

87 Full on fascist now. All the politicians refusing to remove this president are now the enemy of the US Constitution.

MAGA have always been obsessed with Don Lemon for reasons which are hard to understand (other than the most obvious one). What crime are they alleging?

go after the agents that are murdering people in cold blood--NO
Go after a journalist reporting a news story--YES

The argument is that the "protesters" were in violation of the FACE act. Conservative journalists that entered the capital building just to film were still arrested, charged, and convicted. So they're arguing the same should apply to Lemon. (Weird...no responses to this comment...)

Imagine if journalists actually stood up to Trump. MSM sugarcoats everything with Trump Admin and they're still getting arrested!

The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

88 Did something happen?

Posted by: The person who frequently thinks nothing will happen at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

89 Also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act, it was originally created to prevent the racial terrorist group from paramilitary vigilantism.



Black man arrested for KKK Act on MLK day.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (qw6Uy)

90 I hope the tennis court wasn't even open and the coffee was lukewarm Yuban at the resort they kept Lemon in last night.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (tAzCj)

91 76 Don Le'mon probably enjoyed the cavity search.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (OYMjn)

'He moaned.'

Sidenote: ever want to slap yourself for a comment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y)

92 Full on fascist now. All the politicians refusing to remove this president are now the enemy of the US Constitution.



In what way?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

93 Covering for whom? Isn't Lemon a layabout these days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (MABZ1)



So sad that the Grammys will now go uncovered. I was really counting on them to to learn whose records not to buy. (I kid, I kid. I'll not buy any of them.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (8zz6B)

94 Its so cute when Communists act like they deserve American Constitutional Rights.

Posted by: Fisht at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (BHEHK)

95 Does he want to play the husband or the wife?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (dK+Kv)

96 The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM


I guess this internet lawyer slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (jc0TO)

97 >>> 97
==
The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

Well aren't they going to be surprised during LeMon's trial.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (ULPxl)

98 That's unfortunate that Mr lemoan got tangled up with such a bad situation. He seems like such a nice fellow. I wish him the best in all future endeavors.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


You forgot to add the customary "Thank you for your attention to this matter.'

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Fs0KI)

99 87 Full on fascist now. All the politicians refusing to remove this president are now the enemy of the US Constitution.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

======

Who's going to tell them how much the Obama administration went after journalists?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

100 The argument is that the "protesters" were in violation of the FACE act. Conservative journalists that entered the capital building just to film were still arrested, charged, and convicted. So they're arguing the same should apply to Lemon. (Weird...no responses to this comment...)


He's gonna be banned.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (qw6Uy)

101 I used to watch Minaj videos with my friends and just ruthlessly bag on her. Now I feel bad. It turns out she's cool and I bet we'd have fun hanging out and ruthlessly bagging on people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

102 Before:

"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."

Soon:

"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."


A bit further in the future: "Don who?".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)

103 Threat of force?

A mob of strangers crash your place yelling and screaming that you are racist...

That is threatening behaviour,

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (OYMjn)

104 Wasn't he part of or at least aware of the planning of this? If so then I think there's a conspiracy angle, right?

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (vt7xw)

I’d say more than that. He was a supporter of the plans to disrupt and became a participant when he joined the disruption crowd.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (KDPiq)

105 Semi-related.

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
I gave Lindsey Graham some good advice. He should come out of the closet already and just be honest with himself and America

https://is.gd/sKsVLf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

106 92 Full on fascist now. All the politicians refusing to remove this president are now the enemy of the US Constitution.

In what way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

They are enemies of the democratic party. The whole group has been moving this way for decades now, so this is not even surprising or outrageous. I bet this is not even a paid agitator- just one fo the faithful.

They have already been at assassin porn, so this is actually weak tea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

107 The First Amendment exists to protect journalists
No. Actually it doesn't. It protects all citizens.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (Cphwz)

108 Wasn't he part of or at least aware of the planning of this? If so then I think there's a conspiracy angle, right?

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (vt7xw)

Blocking stairwells .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (KDPiq)

109 Twenty-five movies added to National Film Registry, including maybe two that actually deserve it:
https://tinyurl.com/3sybddh6

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (N8ZBc)

110 So if I am a “journalist” I can go rob a bank and as long as I’m live streaming it it’s cool, according to the left.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (PHOGh)

111 The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.

Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

112 No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
-----

You don't have a right to "unlawful entry", nor to "disruption of service". One can lawfully protest *outside* a church or abortion mill, but one cannot come inside and disrupt operations.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (TN0g+)

113 >>> 94 Its so cute when Communists act like they deserve American Constitutional Rights.
Posted by: Fisht at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (BHEHK)

You shouldn't be eligible for something you don't agree anyone else should have.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (ULPxl)

114 The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


If they prevented me from getting to my grandkids,
they would have met Jesus that night.

And yes, they DID prevent parents from getting to their children.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qw6Uy)

115
I guess this internet lawyer slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (jc0TO)

Retard also forgets they blocked people from getting to their children which should have earned them a bullet each between the eyes and their corpses hung from the fucking lampposts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (bss/y)

116 Richard is to alive, and ambiguous, as Don is to journalist.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (r9uko)

117 Sidenote: ever want to slap yourself for a comment?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I slap my salami after most of my posts. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

118 ... The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
++++
1. They're trespassing at least, likely illegal confinement if the prosecutor is feeling ambitious
2. It's still against the FACE act
3. It's still against the KKK act
4. Fuck you

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (MABZ1)

119 >>> Did something happen?
Posted by: The person who frequently thinks nothing will happen at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)


Now this is not the end of nothing. It is not even the beginning of the end of nothing. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of something.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)

120 Oh, so NOW it’s fascism.
Not when James O’Keefe was arrested,or when Kamala arrested and jailed the undercover Planned Parenthood journalist, or Trudeau arrested and harassed journalists.

Nope. Don freaking Lemon is the red line to not cross. Gotcha

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (32g2S)

121 Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
I gave Lindsey Graham some good advice. He should come out of the closet already and just be honest with himself and America

https://is.gd/sKsVLf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (L/fGl)



Pointless.

Funny, but pointless.

Who cares other than the young boys locked in his wine cellar?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

122 118 1. They're trespassing at least, likely illegal confinement if the prosecutor is feeling ambitious
2. It's still against the FACE act
3. It's still against the KKK act
4. Fuck you

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (MABZ1)

=====

"But he's on the right side of history, and legal precedent shows that those on the right side of history are not subject to American law."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

123 Oh, so NOW it’s fascism.
Not when James O’Keefe was arrested,or when Kamala arrested and jailed the undercover Planned Parenthood journalist, or Trudeau arrested and harassed journalists.

Nope. Don freaking Lemon is the red line to not cross. Gotcha
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (32g2S)
++++
Or when people prayed outside an abortion mill.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (MABZ1)

124 >>> 111 The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
==
Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

That really upsets the demons possessing they/them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (ULPxl)

125 You don't have a right to "unlawful entry", nor to "disruption of service". One can lawfully protest *outside* a church or abortion mill, but one cannot come inside and disrupt operations.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (TN0g+)

You really can’t protest in front of an abortion mill unless you’re so many feet away from it.

And that fact actually supports these arrests even more.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (KDPiq)

126 Lizzy

The video guy who caused Benghazi

Don't forget him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (OYMjn)

127 No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.

------

Lol. Go protest in a McDonald's drive thru. The franchisee will have you removed by police because it's illegal.

If they can get to you before some hungry sumbitch waiting on an order with crying kids in the backseat gets out and stomps a mudhole in ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (BI5O2)

128 You don't have a right to "unlawful entry", nor to "disruption of service". One can lawfully protest *outside* a church or abortion mill, but one cannot come inside and disrupt operations.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (TN0g+)
++++
And you can't trespass. You can't set up your protest on their property.

And you have to some distance away. So says the FACE Act.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (MABZ1)

129 Aetius

Did you slap yourself?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (OYMjn)

130 I like Nicki Minaj now. Based.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (BI5O2)

Seen those nails? Still would not let her handle Little Peon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)

131 Don Lemon will literally plead Urkel to these charges.

1. I didn't do anything.
2. If I did anything, I am allowed to do it because I'm a superior being aka a Journalouse.
3. I had no idea what I was doing, whoopsie.

then full Urkel

4. Did I do that? teehee

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (tAzCj)

132 You want your Batman? You got your Batman!

"Gay Batman" shows up at Santa Clara City Council meeting to rage against ICE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

133 I slap my salami after most of my posts. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

AVAUNT DEMON AND GET THEE HENCE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

134 No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going."

I'm just an engineering chick, but can there be a legal test here? Call it the Mosque Test.

If you won't stand for it at a mosque, then it is unacceptable at a church.

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (vt7xw)

135 ARRESTED by federal agents in Los Angeles
Wait, he still lives in LA? So, he crossed state lines to deprive those churchgoers of their rights? A smart AG would be piling up the charges (conspiracy, etc.).

A smart AG would also be venue-shopping right now, because he had to have used "wire" to coordinate his shenanigans, and a conspiracy over "wire" allows for ANY jurisdiction that has said "wire" to be the one where he is prosecuted. Let's get him in Florida.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (Cphwz)

136 "The First Amendment exists to protect journalists whose role it is to shine light on the truth and hold those in power accountable," said Lowell, who also represented disgraced former first son Hunter Biden.

--------------

Murder is a First Amendment right if you're on The Left.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (0Eh0f)

137 >>> 132 You want your Batman? You got your Batman!

"Gay Batman" shows up at Santa Clara City Council meeting to rage against ICE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

I didn't know Protest Batman is gay. Sounds like *someone* wants to be Detained By Desire.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ULPxl)

138 Early Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (rj6Yv)

139 so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.

But they were . Kids were kept from their parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (Bw1/o)

140 Good morning Ace.
Don Lemon has a shit eating grin. That is accurate for a number of reasons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (IDEQi)

141 I like Nicki Minaj now. Based.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Never thought I'd see the day she was a voice of reason. This is truly a bizarre decade by any estimation.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (OUMaO)

142 Cognitive Dissonance is not just the name of a Rapper.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (KDPiq)

143 I doubt Lemon will face any actual prison time. I don't doubt that it will likely cost him a fuck ton of money that he probably doesn't have a lot of.

I also don't doubt that his legal defense will be paid for by someone other than himself.

The process being the punishment here probably won't be "stiff." He might be, but that's something else entirely. Still, I'd like to think Lemon will, in fact, get to see the inside of a prison cell and become a prison bitch the honorable way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)

144 Good morning Ace.
Don Lemon has a shit eating grin. That is accurate for a number of reasons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (IDEQi)



Hairy rim job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

145 I used to watch Minaj videos with my friends and just ruthlessly bag on her. Now I feel bad. It turns out she's cool and I bet we'd have fun hanging out and ruthlessly bagging on people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)
++++
Well, her music *does* suck. But good on her.

There's based.
Then there's super-based.
Then there's "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj:
https://youtu.be/4JipHEz53sU

(NSFW language)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (MABZ1)

146 101 I used to watch Minaj videos with my friends and just ruthlessly bag on her. Now I feel bad. It turns out she's cool and I bet we'd have fun hanging out and ruthlessly bagging on people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Despite being insane and unhinged, Reddit has a few interesting informatio nuggets on this:

Nikki Minaj, who apparently has been a long time undocumented alien in the US, buttered him up, gave Trump a pile of money, and got an oval office visit and a 'gold card'. He is 100% pay to play, something he accused Hillary of being, and he accused Biden of being.

He railed against Venezuela, murdering alleged drug haulers at sea, abducting their president, but at the exact same time pardons the biggest coke trafficker we had in custody.

And his maga base praises him....

Minaj is probably trying to get a pardon for her brother. He's currently serving 25 to life for raping an 11 year old over an extended period of time. Also, Trump gifted Minaj the $1 million dollar gold card. So he screwed the citizens out of that million dollars in revenue without asking us!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

147 Lemon can afford Abbe Lowell? 🤔 Hmmm.

An important case. Reportedly, "his attorney," Abbe Lowell, called the arrest an "unprecedented attack on the First Amendment."

Conspiracy to deprive someone of their rights.
Interfering by force with someone's First Amendment rights (specifically related to the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, or FACE Act).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (NFX2v)

148 I like Nicki Minaj now.


Everyone is happy when the town whore gets religion but I still don't want her teaching Sunday School.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (jc0TO)

149 On the counsel of - someone, the Kiddie Arm of the Democrat party has opted to abandon incrementalism as strategy and has gone full Brownshirt/ Bolshevik/ Maoist in their actions. Hubris in action I suppose.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (pDt9x)

150 No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.

Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

Bullsh** on the "shouting doesn't rise to that threshold." It sure as shootin' does. Hell, yelling directly in someone's face in most places is assault. Also, people were blocked from leaving in the fashion they chose, as well as blocking the stairwell.

And, of course, the FACE act specifically removed "violence" from the requirements.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Cphwz)

151
F5 F5 F5 F5

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (y9nCu)

152 >>> 143 I doubt Lemon will face any actual prison time. I don't doubt that it will likely cost him a fuck ton of money that he probably doesn't have a lot of.

I also don't doubt that his legal defense will be paid for by someone other than himself.

The process being the punishment here probably won't be "stiff." He might be, but that's something else entirely. Still, I'd like to think Lemon will, in fact, get to see the inside of a prison cell and become a prison bitch the honorable way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)

Whichever commie bazillionaire is paying for this loser's defense is still spending money that isn't getting replenished from our fcking tax dollars at the same rate it was in previous years.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (ULPxl)

153 Honestly, prison has got to be easier for gay dudes. Probably a way lower chance of being raped, because they can just go be some shot caller's bitch and get protection.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (BI5O2)

154 Well, her music *does* suck. But good on her.

There's based.
Then there's super-based.
Then there's "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj:
https://youtu.be/4JipHEz53sU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (MABZ1)



Ugh......that's not good.......but good on her.


And not one time has she told her detractors they're not welcome to listen to her 'music.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

155 If they prevented me from getting to my grandkids,
they would have met Jesus that night.

And yes, they DID prevent parents from getting to their children.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qw6Uy)

As I was reading news of the domestic terrorism, I was surrounded by four other armed guys in our church homeschool program who are assembled for the sole purpose of maintaining security and being first responders to asshats like this and trans and other shooters.

It would have been over in short order and they would have had a very bad day.

How, in this day, and especially at THAT location, not have such a team assembled to maintain your Church's security?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (dK+Kv)

156 Hairy rim job.
Posted by: Sponge


Good band name for a grunge band.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (qw6Uy)

157 Don Lemon looked into the eyes of his attorney, Abbe Lowell. His lips were quivering and saying no, but Abbe's glans was saying yes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (oT7pT)

158 First rule of leftist assholes:

Always document (preferably video) your foul intention while breaking federal laws and stomping on others civil rights.

That always helps your court case


What a bunch of sick and twisted shitheads.

Trebuchets for the lot of em

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (XLfSN)

159 Twenty-five movies added to National Film Registry, including maybe two that actually deserve it:
https://tinyurl.com/3sybddh6
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (N8ZBc)


No "Santa Claus VS The Martians"???

No credibility, NFR!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (iJfKG)

160 142 Cognitive Dissonance is not just the name of a Rapper.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (KDPiq)

So, for whatever reason Rap God by Eminem showed up in my suggested on ewetub. I am not a big rap guy, so I had never heard it, so I listened to it last night.

LOL. It has like over a billion views and if it came out today I think karens everywhere would literally explode.

Still not a rap fan, but it made me chuckle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

161 fuuuuuck.

"do not threaten the state"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (rbvCR)

162 On the counsel of - someone, the Kiddie Arm of the Democrat party has opted to abandon incrementalism as strategy and has gone full Brownshirt/ Bolshevik/ Maoist in their actions. Hubris in action I suppose.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (pDt9x)
++++
It's against counsel, but also inevitable. The incrementalists will always eventually lose control as more people view it as the time to finally finish the job.

Noam Chomsky was sounding the alarm about this in the middle of the last decade, saying that Obama's Millennial goon squads were pushing too fast and they risked losing the whole effort by abandoning the Long March.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (MABZ1)

163 Good band name for a grunge band.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (qw6Uy)



"I saw Hairy Rim Job open for Brutal Juice at Trees in '95."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

164 I don’t care if they piled into the church without saying a word and just stood around in the aisles milling around. That’s disrupting a church service and trespassing with the intent to disrupt .

Now admittedly I think that would be a very minor charge deserving of a ticket but again that’s not what they did.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (KDPiq)

165 5 I apologized to him in an email. I figured everyone would be talking about this anyway.
Posted by: ace

Send him a gallon of maple syrup and all will be forgiven.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

A Jelly of the Month Club membership is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (M0V4/)

166 Spelling conundrum. I've seen "Batgirl" spelled three different ways.

1. Batgirl
2. Bat-Girl
3. Bat Girl

So, which is it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (L/fGl)

167 Released: Fulton County - Report of Investigation of the 2020 General Election

https://is.gd/4U3ygB

I can't extract text because you have to sign up for their service, but a quick scan of the overview starting on page 4 does NOT look good for electoral integrity.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Riz8t)

168 Bullsh** on the "shouting doesn't rise to that threshold." It sure as shootin' does. Hell, yelling directly in someone's face in most places is assault. Also, people were blocked from leaving in the fashion they chose, as well as blocking the stairwell.

And, of course, the FACE act specifically removed "violence" from the requirements.
Posted by: GWB

What did Lemon say at the time? "I imagine it’s uncomfortable and traumatic for the people here…That’s what protesting is about." Live reporting that the event was traumatic for the victims, and that was the point of the "protest", is going to be pretty damning in the upcoming trials.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (JCZqz)

169 Honestly, prison has got to be easier for gay dudes. Probably a way lower chance of being raped, because they can just go be some shot caller's bitch and get protection.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It is. Openly gay people are put on a "punk" wing with other openly gay people. At least, that's the way it was done in Texas many moons ago. We had less trouble out of them than the other wings.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (qw6Uy)

170 Lemon has been accused of violating the Enforcement Act of 1871, which bans interference with certain civil rights -- such as voting or serving on juries -- or, in this case, the right to practice one's religion.

So his lawyers claim is that he was there as a JournOList.
Is not this the same claim that 25 or so Terrorist on Oct 7 make that we were just there to film the rapes and murders. I think IDF still hunted them down and killed them.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gbOdA)

171 Thought it was interesting that Abbe Lowell had a statement out so fast. Sure does look like they were expecting this. Though throwing Lemon in a cell with a bunch of aggressive grown men kinda sounds like throwing Brer Rabbit back in the briar patch...

And way to get up and at 'em, ace!

Posted by: bearski at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (Bhsk7)

172 #166

Find an issue via image search and see what it says on the cover. That is the copyrighted name.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (/0z9K)

173 57 53 SHIT IS HAPPENING.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (x8k2o)

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Before:

"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."

Soon:

"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."


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battered conservative behavior. It still nips at me from time to time. Easier to crash out and dismiss than to have faith and take the leap.

But, some of this stuff is people just not wanting to win or being afraid of what happens next (momentum). If things start to swing "Our" way "we" might have to actually do some things that make us uncomfortable. Even if it means winning.

Once people start to feel comfortable with winning...critical mass can be reached. Rank and file "Cookout" Republicans start to join up, put their spatula's down and go to a school board meeting or run for town council.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (x8k2o)

174 Nikki Minaj, who apparently has been a long time undocumented alien in the US, buttered him up, gave Trump a pile of money, and got an oval office visit and a 'gold card'. He is 100% pay to play, something he accused Hillary of being, and he accused Biden of being.

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So... she campaigns for beleaguered Christians, she calls Don Lemon a cocksucker, and she's friends with and beholden to the King.

Yep. Checks out. She's cool. Redditors are still lame and gay, according to some other math I just did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

175 The stomping....

I hope ace didn't get banned. This place wouldn't be the same without him.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (1fRPh)

176 I'm sure my FB feed will be full of "FIRST AMENDMENT VIOLATIONS!" and "IMPEACH!!" over this.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (svLOV)

177 I like Nicki Minaj now.

Everyone is happy when the town whore gets religion but I still don't want her teaching Sunday School.


Has she cleaned up her whore ways, or does she just dislike gays, especially black ones?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Riz8t)

178 For what it's worth:

My uncle was a very good studio musician in Los Angeles. He knew and worked with a lot of successful and famous artists. I think a lot of people here would be surprised at how based a lot of them are. It's the culture of Hollywood that makes them keep quiet about it.

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (vt7xw)

179 Shot

Before: "Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."

Soon: "Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
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Chaser

I doubt Lemon will face any actual prison time. I don't doubt that it will likely cost him a fuck ton of money that he probably doesn't have a lot of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (RIvkX)

180 So his lawyers claim is that he was there as a JournOList.
Is not this the same claim that 25 or so Terrorist on Oct 7 make that we were just there to film the rapes and murders. I think IDF still hunted them down and killed them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gbOdA)
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A "Journalist" *reports* the news. He doesn't *make* it. If a "journalist" becomes a combatant or conspirator, the same rule applies as to any other combatant or conspirator.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (MABZ1)

181 Looks like a sell-off might be in the works. Silver started cratering over the last 24 hours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (BI5O2)

182 And of course there are the purposeful psy-op bots/posters on the internet seeding these feelings writ large to demoralize.

Crazy times we live in.

Stay strong! Keep the faith. And this coming from a guy (me) and does his fair share of dooming.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (x8k2o)

183 The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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The "people" attending services in that Church were prevented from "coming and going" because Lemon's confederates blocked stairwells and aisles. Parents couldn't reach their children. The elderly were intimidated

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (rj6Yv)

184 Send him to a women's prison.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (abIsI)

185 "Gay Batman" shows up at Santa Clara City Council meeting to rage against ICE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

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Brings back memories of "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" cartoons back in the day.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (0Eh0f)

186 We're on the path from, "Don Lemon won't be arrested, and this proves that Bondi is worthless," to "It doesn't matter that Bondi got Lemon arrested, he's a sideshow and doesn't matter, and it's not like Minneapolis will convict him anyway."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (GBKbO)


How does one say "goalposts" in Italian? I want to add it into "eppure si muove"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (rbvCR)

187 Before:

"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."

Soon:

"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
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Nah.

I didn't expect an arrest. I own that.

I stand by my assumption that he's gonna walk. Leftists don't get successfully prosecuted, as a rule. It will take a fair number of them before I change my assumption on that front.

But I am happy to point and laugh and relish the unexpected arrest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (MABZ1)

188 I can't extract text because you have to sign up for their service, but a quick scan of the overview starting on page 4 does NOT look good for electoral integrity.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Riz8t)

That's not the only category of integrity in short supply in Fulton County.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (8zz6B)

189 Honestly, prison has got to be easier for gay dudes. Probably a way lower chance of being raped, because they can just go be some shot caller's bitch and get protection.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (BI5O2)

They cause a lot of issues for prisons and frequently housed separately or in POC. And though it seems counter intuitive they don’t like to be forced into unwanted sex also.

But I agree they don’t have the same stress as a straight guy has about being raped.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:38 AM (KDPiq)

190 Employers: anyone who lists Reddit on their resume/QC, they are there to destroy your organization. Discard in haste.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:38 AM (mlg/3)

191 A bit further in the future: "Don who?".
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)

(snif)

Posted by: tiny bubbles at January 30, 2026 10:38 AM (uQesX)

192 Being a journalist doesn't trump the rights of others. You weren't arrested for being a journalist, you were arrested for being an asshole.

In Lemon's case, having celebrity status will likely bring accusation of fomenting the crowd by virtue of giving them a stage on which they felt encouraged to perform.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (/0z9K)

193 You guys! Kathy Griffin has boldly called upon her fellow travelers to start making lists of MAGA neighbors!!!

Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)

194 This busty brunette is amused at the shrieking:
http://tiny.cc/a1cy001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (MABZ1)

195 🔥 CNN, Luigi Mangione will not face death penalty, judge rules, By Nicki Brown, Kara Scannell
Updated 10 minutes ago

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)

196 "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents ... in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell said in a statement shared with multiple reporters.
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Covering for whom? Isn't Lemon a layabout these days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Well, he is a bona fide seat filler.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (M0V4/)

197 Twenty-five movies added to National Film Registry, including maybe two that actually deserve it:
https://tinyurl.com/3sybddh6
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The National Film Registry won't be legit until it adds Point Break.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (TN0g+)

198 Brian Stelter is all upset!

https://is.gd/dCdRt8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

199 I doubt Lemon will face any actual prison time. I don't doubt that it will likely cost him a fuck ton of money that he probably doesn't have a lot of.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)

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Over/under on how many times Soros has tapped that ass?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (0Eh0f)

200 Well, he is a bona fide seat filler.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (M0V4/)
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He strikes me as more of a "seat filled" kind of guy...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (MABZ1)

201 "Gay Batman" shows up at Santa Clara City Council meeting to rage against ICE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)


In the future everyone will be Batman for 15 minutes.

But, nobody will be hawt nekkid Batgirl...dammit!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (iJfKG)

202 I don't doubt that it will likely cost him a fuck ton of money that he probably doesn't have a lot of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I'm ok with that outcome too Bankrupt the bitch.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (OCQ5V)

203 You guys! Kathy Griffin has boldly called upon her fellow travelers to start making lists of MAGA neighbors!!!

Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
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The only way to read that is to believe that Kathy Griffin has already made a list of her MAGA neighbors.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (rj6Yv)

204 Well well well. What have we here? The laws being enforced? What is this nation coming to?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew8)

205 I say, 'what-what, in the butt.'

Posted by: Butters at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (Y1sOo)

206 Hah, don lemon charged with violating the ku klux klan act. Hah ,ha the delicious irony. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Edward at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (9gg3L)

207 Remember that game “who goes Nazi first?”
Yeah, our celebrity class thinks it’s a competition.
Who’s currently ahead: Lemon, Griffin, Esposito, or Ruffalo?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (32g2S)

208 Ahem, I have here a list of people who have lists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (RIvkX)

209 My uncle was a very good studio musician in Los Angeles. He knew and worked with a lot of successful and famous artists. I think a lot of people here would be surprised at how based a lot of them are. It's the culture of Hollywood that makes them keep quiet about it.
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (vt7xw)

Are you the Taylor whose late brother was the poster WitchDoktor here? He is still missed. And it is good to hear from you, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (8zz6B)

210 198 Brian Stelter is all upset!

https://is.gd/dCdRt8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

Why? He can't fit through a church door. He's safe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (BI5O2)

211 http://tiny.cc/a1cy001

Birthing hips.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (Kt19C)

212 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Things moving fast on this art...errr...next thread.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (2WIwB)

213
The only way to read that is to believe that Kathy Griffin has already made a list of her MAGA neighbors.
Posted by: mrp


There are MAGA at homeless glory holes?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (abIsI)

214 Why? He can't fit through a church door. He's safe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (BI5O2)
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Brutal.

Besides, churches don't usually welcome sex machines to come in and make noise. Well, maybe the UMC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (MABZ1)

215 You guys! Kathy Griffin has boldly called upon her fellow travelers to start making lists of MAGA neighbors!!!

Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
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The only way to read that is to believe that Kathy Griffin has already made a list of her MAGA neighbors.
Posted by: mrp


What MAGA neighbors? Hello? LA!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (qw6Uy)

216 THEY’RE SHOCKED, SHOCKED TO FIND INCREASED TAXES IN THIS DEMOCRAT-RUN ESTABLISHMENT:

JUST IN: Virginia voters are shocked as Democrats roll out a tidal wave of new taxes — from deliveries to cars, gyms, and even pet services.

https://is.gd/jtK6G7

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (Riz8t)

217 Well well well. What have we here? The laws being enforced? What is this nation coming to?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew
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It's a psyop! It's a black flag. It's a false flag. It's a head fake! There's a flag on the play!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

218 Rank and file "Cookout" Republicans start to join up, put their spatula's down and go to a school board meeting or run for town council.
———

They know this. That’s why every issue is DefCon 1 at all times and all places. They do not cede ground, ever. Screech like wounded eagles over trivialities, amplified to eleventy by the “press”.

Normal decent peaceable people do not like conflict and are willing to “compromise” to keep the peace. The leftists just keep pushing, and the politics of personal destruction serve as a gatekeeping to discourage quality individuals from entering politics. They will destroy anyone who gets in the way. A more vile and petty group is tough to envision.

It isn’t worth it, and after many decades all that seem to remain are the worst sorts of people, with a few exceptions.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (2Cdkl)

219 The mood swings around here are amazeballs to watch.
But that’s what makes us Morons.
I’m putting the lighter fluid down (again), and regrowing my scalp hair.
Enjoy watching it all. Just be ready to kick ass and take names if/when the time comes.
Chewing bubblegum helps. If you’re not all out.

Posted by: RI Red at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (vPwMB)

220 @Alberta Oil Peon, yes that's me. Thank you so much for that. I miss him too. Lurking here helps a lot.

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (vt7xw)

221 You guys! Kathy Griffin has boldly called upon her fellow travelers to start making lists of MAGA neighbors!!!

Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
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They are going to have a tougher job than in the opposite direction. Most MAGA people aren't flying the banner, but even in deep red areas, the leftists put up those "In This House We Believe..." yard signs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (MABZ1)

222 ***Lemon spent the night in jail...
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The county tank, I hope.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (hG1+u)

223 Oh my.. A rare early sighting of Ace ! Glad to see that smug POS arrested.. Of course he won't be convicted but at least we got this much

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

224 >>>Has she cleaned up her whore ways, or does she just dislike gays, especially black ones?

Posted by: Archimedes

>Probably both. I'm sure she's had some bad encounters with homosexual men who insult her because she's a black female diva.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (oT7pT)

225 Spelling conundrum. I've seen "Batgirl" spelled three different ways.

1. Batgirl
2. Bat-Girl
3. Bat Girl

So, which is it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (L/fGl)

It's spelled, Yvonne Craig.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (uQesX)

226 181 Looks like a sell-off might be in the works. Silver started cratering over the last 24 hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I was assured by some this was unpossible.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2swu2)

227 They probably washed the cell before placing him.
Those are filthy places.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (hG1+u)

228 ou guys! Kathy Griffin has boldly called upon her fellow travelers to start making lists of MAGA neighbors!!!

Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)

Chick, you are about 6 years behind the curve on that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (dK+Kv)

229 But they were . Kids were kept from their parents.
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And I said two weeks ago "Man cards should have been revoked that day."

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (TN0g+)

230 Oh, Potato is cheesed off?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (32g2S)

231 Oh my.. A rare early sighting of Ace ! Glad to see that smug POS arrested..

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[Phrasing?] Ace may be smug but he's not a POS!

j/k

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (0Eh0f)

232 222 ***Lemon spent the night in jail...

"Nobody knows the trouble I seen
Nobody knows but Jesus...."

Posted by: He's a bass! at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (bc2uT)

233 Looks like a sell-off might be in the works. Silver started cratering over the last 24 hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I was assured by some this was unpossible.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2swu2)

Classic pump and dump. I am surprised Ace and cobs let that go on as long as it did.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (dK+Kv)

234 In MN you can arrest , you can indict, but getting a jury to convict? Not so easy.

This looks yo be like just another case of Premature. Celebration which apparently is an endemic of condition amongst the mid the le aged cohort of the Trump cult

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (+tfGn)

235 I didn't expect an arrest. I own that.

I actually did but then we had that magistrate judge who refused to sign off on the warrant and the higher court refused to force him to.

So what happened? From what I was reading, they (DOJ) couldn't go judge shopping so their only other option was a grand jury indictment. Did that judge flip? Did the higher court flip? Was my understanding about judge shopping wrong?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (Fs0KI)

236 Everyone is happy when the town whore gets religion but I still don't want her teaching Sunday School.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (jc0TO)

I wouldn't want ME teaching Sunday school! LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (5xuJ/)

237 235 I actually did but then we had that magistrate judge who refused to sign off on the warrant and the higher court refused to force him to.

So what happened? From what I was reading, they (DOJ) couldn't go judge shopping so their only other option was a grand jury indictment. Did that judge flip? Did the higher court flip? Was my understanding about judge shopping wrong?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (Fs0KI)

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Probably a grand jury indictment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

238 87 The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

If you wouldn't do it in a Mosque in front of your pet Barbarians, you can't do it in a church either.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (iXqHn)

239
To Don Lemon, doing time in a PMITA prison would be an award, not a punishment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (xG4kz)

240 "Was my understanding about judge shopping wrong?"

$20K, same as in town.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (N8ZBc)

241 215.

Her list is just Nick Searcy and some guy who wrote four episodes of Gilligan's Island in the 60's and a bunch of dick drawings.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (mfCvL)

242 ou guys! Kathy Griffin has boldly called upon her fellow travelers to start making lists of MAGA neighbors!!!

Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)

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What good are lists without severed heads?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (0Eh0f)

243 You really can’t protest in front of an abortion mill unless you’re so many feet away from it.
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We should get that over-turned while "our" side is still in power. The 1st Amendment attaches no "distance" test nor does it require assembly to be "not in front" or any such silliness. One can't block entry or egress, and one cannot trespass, and that's it. Anything beyond that shouldn't pass constitutional muster.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (TN0g+)

244 224 >Probably both. I'm sure she's had some bad encounters with homosexual men who insult her because she's a black female diva.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (oT7pT)

Every white drag queen on earth tries to talk like a black diva, so yeah.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (iXqHn)

245 It's weird.

People hate the GOP for constantly reneging on their entire platform, every time.

Democrats get mad because they stick by their entire platform every time.

They tell their voters "we will tax everything to the hilt, tear up the city with fiery protests against Trump, and chop your son's dick off."

And then, like clockwork, their more moderate voters are always like "hey! I'm broke! Everything's on fire! Where did Ethan's wiener go?! WTF?!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)

246 "mid the le aged"

Le aged? LOL

Pretending to be French, doofus?
Please try again for the English as a second language course.

Posted by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 10:50 AM (D+BhG)

247 The authorities should put him the backseat of a subcompact car and drive him the whole way with no stops other than for the agents to pee and get gas.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (jtM2q)

Noooo. It should be an EV. With the heater on max. And Lemon has to wait in the car while it charges.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:50 AM (Cphwz)

248 245 It's weird.

People hate the GOP for constantly reneging on their entire platform, every time.

Democrats get mad because they stick by their entire platform every time.

They tell their voters "we will tax everything to the hilt, tear up the city with fiery protests against Trump, and chop your son's dick off."

And then, like clockwork, their more moderate voters are always like "hey! I'm broke! Everything's on fire! Where did Ethan's wiener go?! WTF?!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)

"You weren't supposed to chop off Ethan's dick! You were supposed to chop off the neighbor's son's dick!"

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (iXqHn)

249 Leftists want all our war. Fantasizing about it like it's one giant terrible superhero movie. If they succeed in waking the silent (by now very angry) majority, there won't be a sequel. In fact, it will most likely be a short story with plenty of action, zero dialogue and fully watered tree of liberty.

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (XLfSN)

250 > I like Nicki Minaj now.
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She's a performer.

I doubt she's changed. She's just playing to a different audience she thinks is on top. The second she gets some criticism from the nominal right, she'll bolt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (jtM2q)

251 Luigi Mangioni will not face the death penalty. No other crime involved

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (IDEQi)

252 One of the commie's websites, StopICE was just hacked:

x.com/DataRepublican/status/
2017237246873678161

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (3uBP9)

253 While not explicitly encouraged by the prison staff, it’s my understanding prisons are very tribal. You pretty much have to join a gang, under their protection. Easier to maintain control over everyone. Which has certain implications for our society at large, doesn’t it?

You may not be interested in race, but racists are interested in you. The Democrats have successfully and very profitably made skin color your uniform. They cannot be forgiven for this. Maybe Jesus would but I ain’t gonna.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (2Cdkl)

254 222.

I been in LA County. The horseshoe is no joke.
I hope Lemon sat huddled in the corner all night shaking like a shitting chihuahua.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (mfCvL)

255 "PMITA prison"

Hoping the day comes when Americans no longer regard prison rape as a big joke.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (N8ZBc)

256 245 They tell their voters "we will tax everything to the hilt, tear up the city with fiery protests against Trump, and chop your son's dick off."

And then, like clockwork, their more moderate voters are always like "hey! I'm broke! Everything's on fire! Where did Ethan's wiener go?! WTF?!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)

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"I thought you were lying to me. I want to vote for a politician who talks like a Democrat but governs like a Republican."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

257 Lemon spent the night in jail...
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'Gonna see miss Eliza, gonna go to Mississippi.'

Posted by: Don Lemon sings at January 30, 2026 10:53 AM (Y1sOo)

258 219 The mood swings around here are amazeballs to watch.
Posted by: RI Red
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The power of narratives put out by media commenting types (right or left) has enormous effect on about 80-85 percent of the population. Much of which is because they have outcome preferences but not specific policy preferences to achieve those outcomes. And the media provides narratives to explain why this or that is not working or this or that is with pseudo logic (pseudo dialectic).

To ideologues (not in the pejorative sense) narratives in the media (and by those around us) have little power. Easiest definition is they act like legal advocates for their side in court, not for the other side with a cohesive explanation of how the law applies to the particular facts in a situation. Just so for ideologues in a broader sense. Apply your axioms to the facts.

Ideologues (on the right and left) look for opportunity and refutation even in the darkest hours. That is because they have their own mental system of how the world works and what are the key variables that matter.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (2swu2)

259 "I thought you were lying to me. I want to vote for a politician who talks like a Democrat but governs like a Republican."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

Well, they probably will not have a choice next time- and maybe not this time.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)

260 This is NOT the lemon party I was promised!!

Posted by: Don Lemon's cellmate at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (0yjaw)

261 255 "PMITA prison"

Hoping the day comes when Americans no longer regard prison rape as a big joke.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (N8ZBc)

Most people see the rape as the actual punishment.

And the locking-up as the way to make sure the rape happens.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (iXqHn)

262 My uncle was a very good studio musician in Los Angeles. He knew and worked with a lot of successful and famous artists. I think a lot of people here would be surprised at how based a lot of them are. It's the culture of Hollywood that makes them keep quiet about it.
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (vt7xw)

Are you the Taylor whose late brother was the poster WitchDoktor here? He is still missed. And it is good to hear from you, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (8zz6B)

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Ditto.

BTW, would highly recommend a documentary film about Los Angeles studio musicians back in the day (including Glenn Campbell) called "The Wrecking Crew."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (0Eh0f)

263 "When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry."

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TN0g+)

264 "I thought you were lying to me. I want to vote for a politician who talks like a Democrat but governs like a Republican."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Pithy but Trump is an example of such and so was Bill Clinton (albeit Clinton was forced to act as such after 1994).

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (2swu2)

265 255.

I hear they are planning to put an end to prison rape by posting pictures of Maxine Waters everywhere.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (mfCvL)

266 249 Leftists want all our war. Fantasizing about it like it's one giant terrible superhero movie. If they succeed in waking the silent (by now very angry) majority, there won't be a sequel. In fact, it will most likely be a short story with plenty of action, zero dialogue and fully watered tree of liberty.
____

I'll totally be with you guys - unless there's a football game on!

Posted by: True Conserfative at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (qUkBO)

267 241 215.

Her list is just Nick Searcy and some guy who wrote four episodes of Gilligan's Island in the 60's and a bunch of dick drawings.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (mfCvL)

Don't think she wants to go there with Nick. That dude has zero fucks to give.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (KbCG3)

268 >>Hoping the day comes when Americans no longer regard prison rape as a big joke.



Agreed.
Not a fan of rape jokes.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (0yjaw)

269 Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (2Cdkl)

They self segregate by race but joining a gang is not mandatory by a long shot. But the gangs do pretty much run the prison politics where everyone is effected.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (KDPiq)

270 In other news, I was at my kitchen counter a few minutes ago, pouring a coffee, and I see a guy striding briskly down the sidewalk toting a large wooden cross. He was wearing shorts and sneakers, and a black jacket with a cross motif on the back of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Maybe the Fireball airline bottle litterer?

Posted by: Adding It All Up at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (oftw2)

271 Anything they can charge him with is good. The MN jury will never convict a black homosexual Marxist, but I hope they drag them proceedings out as long as humanly possible. Drain as much of his funds as possible.

Aren't these fedeeral charges and can trial him in a variety of other places?

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2Nfh9)

272 BTW, would highly recommend a documentary film about Los Angeles studio musicians back in the day (including Glenn Campbell) called "The Wrecking Crew."
Posted by: ShainS

Great documentary. You can also get glimpses of the Wrecking Crew at work in one of the Beach Boys documentaries making Pet Sounds.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2swu2)

273 It's spelled, Yvonne Craig.

Wasn't she the green chick in the original Star Trek?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (WCaCG)

274 180 So his lawyers claim is that he was there as a JournOList.
Is not this the same claim that 25 or so Terrorist on Oct 7 make that we were just there to film the rapes and murders. I think IDF still hunted them down and killed them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gbOdA)
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A "Journalist" *reports* the news. He doesn't *make* it. If a "journalist" becomes a combatant or conspirator, the same rule applies as to any other combatant or conspirator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (MABZ1)

Cynically using the cover of journalist while performing acts of religious intimidation is gonna give journalists a bad name. Perhaps some real journalists should point this out.

Posted by: Sovereign citizens at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (i0Hi3)

275 One of the commie's websites, StopICE was just hacked:

That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Fs0KI)

276 "It's hard to understand how we have a Constitution, Constitutional rights,
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Remember when Obama sent multiple armed agents to arrest some nobody for a YouTube video that no one saw in order to defect from getting our Ambassador killed?

And you and yours cheered because you said no one has a right to insult islam and "cause" a riot over 6,000 miles away?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (HXT0k)

277 271 Anything they can charge him with is good. The MN jury will never convict a black homosexual Marxist, but I hope they drag them proceedings out as long as humanly possible. Drain as much of his funds as possible.

Aren't these fedeeral charges and can trial him in a variety of other places?

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2Nfh9)

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A federal trial in the MN district.

So, there should be at least a couple of jurors from the Iron Range.

Worst case scenario is a hung jury and then a retrial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

278 271 Anything they can charge him with is good. The MN jury will never convict a black homosexual Marxist, but I hope they drag them proceedings out as long as humanly possible. Drain as much of his funds as possible.

Aren't these fedeeral charges and can trial him in a variety of other places?
Posted by: hate_the_deepstate
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Vicinage applies but the judicial district of MN is the entire state, not MNPLs or St. Paul. That means a varied jury and like most states, the counties outside the metro areas are red, sometimes shockingly so.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:57 AM (2swu2)

279 Wasn't she the green chick in the original Star Trek?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (WCaCG)

Yes, the second one about Garth.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (uQesX)

280 Don't drop me!

Posted by: the soap at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (gKWVE)

281 I was assured by some this was unpossible.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2swu2)

Not me. It was running away. I suppose anything's possible, but my read is this: silver was undervalued for a good long while, and started trying to find its real price point during COVID. It spiked, leveled off, and spiked again.

I expect it'll find its new floor soon. Doesn't matter to me, it will almost definitely be well over twice where I bought in.

I think a lot of the craze was people who jumped in around $70/ozt and wanting to see their own investment double. They'll likely end up with modest gains or losses, and a nice little chunk of savings out of the bargain.

But I think people who bought in over the last two weeks will end up feeling sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (BI5O2)

282 229 But they were . Kids were kept from their parents.
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And I said two weeks ago "Man cards should have been revoked that day."
Posted by: Crusade
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Pathetic that not one man went for it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (hG1+u)

283 249 Leftists want all our war. Fantasizing about it like it's one giant terrible superhero movie. If they succeed in waking the silent (by now very angry) majority, there won't be a sequel. In fact, it will most likely be a short story with plenty of action, zero dialogue and fully watered tree of liberty.
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (XLfSN)

I'm not sure how much they want actual war, as opposed to just wanting to set up killing fields in Blue Jurisdictions.

They're not marching on the Rural South.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (iXqHn)

284 267.

Godzilla takes the long way around Nick Searcy's house.

Dude don't play. Excellent human being, scary AF when angry.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (mfCvL)

285 Cynically using the cover of journalist while performing acts of religious intimidation is gonna give journalists a bad name. Perhaps some real journalists should point this out.

"And where are you going to find a lawyer?"
--- punch line of joke where God threatens to sue Satan

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (Fs0KI)

286 275 One of the commie's websites, StopICE was just hacked:

That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Fs0KI)

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Their Slack channels were compromised. Now this?

Plus Patel talking about having the names of the funders? (Well...they're public now thanks to Datarepublican.)

The resistance is honestly in a bad place at the moment. Amazing what happens when the other side actually responds instead of capitulates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

287 Dirty Don is lucky some old school parishioner didn't break out 'Old Hickory' and give him a couple of shots to his overripe, jug-eared melon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (oT7pT)

288 "When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry."
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TN0g+)

This one?

https://tinyurl.com/bd4m2zhr

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (uQesX)

289 The whore got his attention.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (hGjAx)

290 I doubt she's changed. She's just playing to a different audience she thinks is on top. The second she gets some criticism from the nominal right, she'll bolt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (jtM2q)

She’s very much a Christian in the moron mode. That’s her motivation.

And when I say moron mode I include myself who can curse like a sailor and find it hard to turn the other cheek. But always trying to be better.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (KDPiq)

291 275 One of the commie's websites, StopICE was just hacked:

That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Posted by: Oddbob
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The website contents were turned over to the FBI and includes donors, people who submitted doxxing information, emails, etc. And the license plates, etc. of those federal agents making it a public doxxing database which violates federal laws on the subject.

Basic documentation of committing a federal crime by conspiracy.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (2swu2)

292 The mood swings around here are amazeballs to watch.

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The Zeitgeist in the Age Of and during The Speed Of Trump has been reduced from Epochs to Seconds.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (0Eh0f)

293 When I hear that whistle blowin', I get off the tracks.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (N8ZBc)

294 194 This busty brunette is amused at the shrieking:
http://tiny.cc/a1cy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Yeah...I think I'll stick with batgirl from earlier. Even though that means I'll probably be the one shrieking.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 11:01 AM (JCZqz)

295 Had to read that twice, whig!
I have a pretty good sense of when I’m getting played, but I can feel the sometimes subtle manipulations trying to affect my mental state.

Posted by: RI Red at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (UqAH7)

296 Walz, who served as Kamala Harris’s running mate in the 2024 presidential election, made the remark during an interview with feminist cable outlet MS Now.

“I will never run for an elected office again,” he said. “Never again.”

“Look, I recognize that I’m a lightning rod,” he continued.

… being hooked up with criminal activity tends to do just that

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (GITLP)

297 What's next, Branch Davidian-style standoff at the Disney Lot with all the stunningbrave pedo actors inside?

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (mfCvL)

298 I see AB Normal has a selected customers base.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (QHV0/)

299 Silver low for the day was 96 it's about 98 right now.
Interesting where is shakes next week.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (hG1+u)

300 battered conservative behavior. It still nips at me from time to time. Easier to crash out and dismiss than to have faith and take the leap.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (x8k2o)


I like to direct people to look at the various studies on Learned Helplessness. It is the way all critters with at least a notochord stop striving when it seems useless. In people it builds walls in our heads that we then get to maintain for ourselves.
The trick is, we can learn to step outside the walls in our heads

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (rbvCR)

301 Dirty Don is lucky some old school parishioner didn't break out 'Old Hickory' and give him a couple of shots to his overripe, jug-eared melon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM


That is exactly what I would have done the second I thought my wife or son was in danger. Whoever was between me and my family would need an emergency trip to the dentist. And that is exactly what they wanted to happen. The left is in this to make martyrs for the cause and they don't care how they get them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (0N4FZ)

302 They self segregate by race but joining a gang is not mandatory by a long shot.
———

It kinda is if you don’t particularly or especially want to suck cock, get ass-raped, and beaten to a pulp, that kind of thing. It isn’t required but it’s understandable.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (gu2bt)

303 It's good whenever a violent homosexual democrat gets arrested.

Thank you Pam Bondi!

Posted by: Arrest Them All at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (R/m4+)

304 >>A "Journalist" *reports* the news. He doesn't *make* it. If a "journalist" becomes a combatant or conspirator, the same rule applies as to any other combatant or conspirator.


Yeah, his constant use of "we" throughout his livestreaming, and gleeful pro-activist commentary (e.g. 'we have to make them uncomfortable!' type stuff).
The going on an AWFLs podcast after and declaring them all privileged white nationalists (i.e. who deserved it) was icing on the cake.

Please, tell me you're unbiased, Don!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (0yjaw)

305 Lemon was the ringleader of a terrorist attack on a church.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (p6bg0)

306 I said I started donating to Republicans after witnessing the Dems on crypto, but it wasn't just crypto.

E.g., here's how one meeting went.

Moderator: What's your COVID policy?

Dem Gov: Make sure all state agencies hire mentally handicapped employees.

Me: ???

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (GITLP)

307 Don Lemon shouldn't think of it as prison, he should think of it as an "all you can suck buffet".

Posted by: Naqamel at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (lG+7p)

308 I think a lot of the craze was people who jumped in around $70/ozt and wanting to see their own investment double. They'll likely end up with modest gains or losses, and a nice little chunk of savings out of the bargain.

But I think people who bought in over the last two weeks will end up feeling sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

At $70, it was still something like a 174 percent increase over a year prior. That is why I mentioned it was a speculatory bubble, probably due to momentum and a notion, correct or not, of contracts not matching physical holdings.

I think a lot of the metals investment vehicles play fast and loose with physical holdings so entirely possible they were playing games on the options market with their supposed reserves.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (2swu2)

309 292.

Sometimes it is fun to just take your mind out on a long stretch of freeway, open it up and take your hands off the wheel and see where she ends up.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (mfCvL)

310 But they were . Kids were kept from their parents.
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And I said two weeks ago "Man cards should have been revoked that day."
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (TN0g+)

Agree.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (g8Ew8)

311 I'll totally be with you guys - unless there's a football game on!
Posted by: True Conserfative at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (qUkBO)


Heh.

One of the things I love about this place is all the weird little bees buzzing around in y'alls bonnets.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

312 Posted by: Joe Mannix

Well, she looks cute and cheeky with her sun glasses down the middle of her face, instead of the various weenies who if they aren't AI are too scared to show their faces.

Posted by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (D+BhG)

313 In people it builds walls in our heads that we then get to maintain for ourselves.
——

The “psychic cage” is the way I’ve heard that characteristic described.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (gu2bt)

314 The website contents were turned over to the FBI and includes donors, people who submitted doxxing information, emails, etc. And the license plates, etc. of those federal agents making it a public doxxing database which violates federal laws on the subject.

Basic documentation of committing a federal crime by conspiracy.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (2swu2)

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[Comments from a post three days ago:]

Homan says they're making a database of everyone who's making threats or impeding Federal law enforcement . They'll then publish all the names and deeds. Let's see how they're employers like that. Easier than prosecution

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 03:17 PM (IDEQi)


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Counter-Doxxing FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (0Eh0f)

315 IIRCAITID, when I was on the grand jury, a simple majority was required and the standard was would a reasonable person have cause to believe that the accused committed the crime, and only the prosecution got to testify.

A pretty low standard.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (jc0TO)

316 I still want to see all those other thugs who broke into the church in terrorize the men, women, and children.

J6 treatment for all of them.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (kQWle)

317 Does this count as something happening? I think this is something happening.

It happened!

Thank you Ms? Bondi!!!

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (89Sog)

318 >>I like to direct people to look at the various studies on Learned Helplessness.


Like the NOLA people standing in 1" of water during Katrina demanding someone save them. Uh, how about you take a step forward, then get in a car, then. . . evacuate yourself?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (0yjaw)

319 We will have lunch out today as part of the Democrat's astroturf no school, no work, no shopping protest. We will shop for Valentine's Day cards after, and then groceries.

Oh, and physicists are discovering time is exactly as described by St. Augustine.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)

320 *passes around hat for a dirty Sanchez flaming skull*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (dK+Kv)

321 A federal trial in the MN district.

So, there should be at least a couple of jurors from the Iron Range.

Worst case scenario is a hung jury and then a retrial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

There are really only a few thousand complete Lefty lunatics, even in a Blue Metro area like Minneapolis. Most people are still just normies that, while having a personal political preference, won't let it taint their judgement.

Now, imagine jury selection. Raise hand if ever attended any anti-ICE protest. Remaining names checked against federal database being gathered of activists. They might screen out the vast majority of the true ideologues.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (JCZqz)

322 In the last 5 months, Nikki Manaj has done more to defend Christians than David French has in the last 10 years.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (HXT0k)

323 Also, while JP Morgan and the City of London may have conceivably been working some kind of pump and dump, the kind of retail investors who post here have a much longer term mindset, in most cases. It's not crypto. I doubt anyone here was trying to pump the price with hype.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (BI5O2)

324
Basic documentation of committing a federal crime by conspiracy.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (2swu2)

They aren't going to meet me, are they?

Posted by: RICO Suave at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (w/O5Q)

325 Yes, the second one about Garth.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (uQesX)


That's LORD Garth!

Posted by: Zombie Steve Ihnat at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (WtiJf)

326 One of the things I love about this place is all the weird little bees buzzing around in y'alls bonnets.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

Let me guess ………

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (KDPiq)

327 Maybe the Fireball airline bottle litterer?
Posted by: Adding It All Up at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (oftw2)

I sorta doubt it. Fit 50-something guy, neatly trimmed beard. I am guessing some sort of evangelist type.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (8zz6B)

328 Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)

Good for you! I went shopping earlier and may go out to lunch with FenSpouse.

Posted by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (D+BhG)

329 Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

Ahhh, but praying IS violence ... to the demon-posessed.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (Cphwz)

330 319.

Augie was a smart dude.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (mfCvL)

331 "Finally I'll get a boost in podcast viewers"

Don LeMawn

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (vbXSk)

332 Don Lemon arrested! Our long national nightmare is finally over.

Time for a Lemon Party!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (dGCAG)

333 >>In the last 5 months, Nikki Manaj has done more to defend Christians than David French has in the last 10 years.


Sad, but true.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (0yjaw)

334 Calling him a cocksucker is 100% accurate.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (YwEeS)

335 I like seeing Harmeet Dhillon on on this case. Wheels of justice may grind slowly, but we have several years.


Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (kQWle)

336 Hey Don! Grape or Apple?

Posted by: Toss My Salad Guy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (R/m4+)

337 Yeah...I think I'll stick with batgirl from earlier. Even though that means I'll probably be the one shrieking.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Always stick with your forte.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (hG1+u)

338 That's LORD Garth!
Posted by: Zombie Steve Ihnat at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (WtiJf)

No. Fleet Captain Garth.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (uQesX)

339 Don Lemon arrested! Our long national nightmare is finally over.

Who?

Posted by: 95% of Americans at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (JCZqz)

340 by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (D+BhG)

Oops sock off.

Posted by: FenelonSpouse at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (D+BhG)

341 5 I apologized to him in an email. I figured everyone would be talking about this anyway.
Posted by: ace

The 100 comment God must be appeased.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 11:09 AM (Y8DZL)

342 Augie was a smart dude.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (mfCvL)

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It always makes me happy to see your posts! I hope you and yours are doing great.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:09 AM (2ap+5)

343 Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (rbvCR)

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BTW, belatedly saw your cutting response to one of my flippant comments a couple days ago criticizing Tucker Carlson, blaming him for causing followers to believe that "Winston Churchill started WW II."

What I left out was not that he makes that claim, only that he platformed some loser (didn't even know his name, but I heard parts of the interview -- so looked it up: Darryl Cooper) who does ahistorically make that claim.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (0Eh0f)

344 Who?
Posted by: 95% of Americans at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (JCZqz)

THIRD BASE!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (dGCAG)

345 Ha ha

Posted by: Nelson at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (6ZSsV)

346 Now, imagine jury selection. Raise hand if ever attended any anti-ICE protest. Remaining names checked against federal database being gathered of activists. They might screen out the vast majority of the true ideologues.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (JCZqz)

It would depend on if the judge and the prosecutor were ideologues.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (g8Ew8)

347 295 Had to read that twice, whig!
I have a pretty good sense of when I’m getting played, but I can feel the sometimes subtle manipulations trying to affect my mental state.
Posted by: RI Red

Hard to avoid being swamped as these narratives are constructed by very clever people, (just like some trial lawyers are in court to sway a jury).

And most people have loved ones, friends, commenters, etc. that reinforce whatever narrative is being put out. Hard to remain objective in such matters at times.

Religion helps when you realize that while people have free will to choose good or evil, the Lord plays with loaded dice to shape outcomes to his will. And he has an interesting sense of humor.

Plus he is the master of the narrative--the Bible is a perfect example. The sheer cohesiveness of that narrative and its interconnecting parts cannot be a product of nature as it had purportedly about 50 plus authors, and 2000+ years of history.

It is only his narrative that matters at the end of the day, not the media, not friends, loved ones or family, but his will.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (2swu2)

348 Someone mention Lord Girth?

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (Y1sOo)

349 This attempt to turn themselves into nobles and us into peasants must be resisted with all force.
________
When did this vogue start of calling peasants the lowest of the low? It wasn't always understood that way.

Ill fares the land, to hastening ills a prey,
Where wealth accumulates, and men decay:
Princes and lords may flourish, or may fade;
A breath can make them, as a breath has made;
But a bold peasantry, their country's pride,
When once destroyed, can never be supplied.
- The Deserted Village

Also, Chesterton praised the US as being ruled by a "free peasantry".

Really, it means the same as "yeoman". Or "kulak". Those are things the commies hate; why should we join them?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (AlhUl)

350 Posted by: FenelonSpouse at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (D+BhG)

You dark horse you

Posted by: Nelson at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (6ZSsV)

351 >>One of the commie's websites, StopICE was just hacked:

That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.



Saw on X last night that one of the people doing the license plate traces was a tow truck "business" owner, who only started it last September (so appears to be for the purpose of accessing license plate data via a legitimate means). Interesting.

A lot of thought and planning was put into this, and I'm guessing it will lead right back to DC, to laid off USAID and other international NGOs (US Institute of Peace) who have been messing with foreign governments for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (0yjaw)

352 321 A federal trial in the MN district.

So, there should be at least a couple of jurors from the Iron Range.

Worst case scenario is a hung jury and then a retrial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Minnesota had 1.5 million votes for Trump, about forty seven percent of the total.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (tESdR)

353 He's going to dine out on this for weeks. Once the leftwing judge lets him out this afternoon.

He must be giddy with delight (and faux outrage) right about now.

Posted by: Gorthanc at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (8Q86n)

354 275 One of the commie's websites, StopICE was just hacked:

That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Fs0KI)

That's awful. I sure hope the hacked data is not released publicly. It might traumatize or have negative impact on its members. I wish them the best of luck in their future endeavors.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (i0Hi3)

355 Wow credit to Trump's people. Could you ever imagine something like this happening under Shrub?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

356 333 >>In the last 5 months, Nikki Manaj has done more to defend Christians than David French has in the last 10 years.

Sad, but true.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Difference is Nikki's read the book and attended the service and learned. French is a faux.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (hG1+u)

357 If life gives cellblock D Lemons...I wonder what they'll make.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (0MjtC)

358 won't let it taint their judgement."

Wait, we're judging taints?

*pulls up previous thread

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (XuXeR)

359 More good news. Hopefully now that the dems now have their "Epstein Files!!11!!!" they'll shut up about it.

@EricLDaugh
3m
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ is releasing 3 MILLION Epstein files, 2,000 videos and 180,000 images.
"In total, that means DOJ produced 3.5M pages in compliance with the Act."

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (3ImbR)

360 Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (0yjaw)

Sounds like a very good analysis, Lizzy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (D+BhG)

361 335 I like seeing Harmeet Dhillon on on this case. Wheels of justice may grind slowly, but we have several years.

Posted by: JM in Illinois
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The prisoner's dilemma exists when you have a fairly large number of people charged for doing an illegal act. Some of them will flip and plead out, so it is like musical chairs, no one wants to be the last one standing.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (2swu2)

362 We always have to resist slipping into chronic loser mentality. That way leads to the Slough of Despond.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (pDt9x)

363 The thumbnail pic in the second video. If I knew that it was a church there on the left I'd have guessed the person in the black garb was a fat nun, instead it's Don Lemon.

Posted by: Rex B at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (Ja3qS)

364 334 Calling him a cocksucker is 100% accurate.
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (YwEeS)


Well the truth is its own defense.

Posted by: Gore Vidal at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (i0Hi3)

365 Who hacked the commies? The government, or based autists?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)

366 If life gives cellblock D Lemons...I wonder what they'll make."

That ain't chili...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (XuXeR)

367 One of the things I love about this place is all the weird little bees buzzing around in y'alls bonnets.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

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And here all this time I thought they were buzzing around inside my head!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (0Eh0f)

368 @lecternleader
When life hands you Lemon you should probably get checked for Lemonaids

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (3ImbR)

369 357 If life gives cellblock D Lemons...I wonder what they'll make.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (0MjtC)

A distended anus.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (FpHTM)

370 >>>Saw on X last night that one of the people doing the license plate traces was a tow truck "business" owner, who only started it last September (so appears to be for the purpose of accessing license plate data via a legitimate means). Interesting.
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A Sikh?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (hG1+u)

371 What I left out was not that he makes that claim, only that he platformed some loser (didn't even know his name, but I heard parts of the interview -- so looked it up: Darryl Cooper) who does ahistorically make that claim.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (0Eh0f)

Except, no, he doesn't.

Cooper is not the weirdo everyone seems to think he is. He does long podcasts, and gets deep into these subjects.

Summarizing what he says by saying "Churchill caused WWII" is not even close to accurate.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (dGCAG)

372 US judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged CEO killer Luigi Mangione

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (GITLP)

373 Wow credit to Trump's people. Could you ever imagine something like this happening under Shrub?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.

Posted by: George W. Bush The Alive One at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (R/m4+)

374 I saw Slough of Despond open for Steeleye Span at the Wharf.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (jc0TO)

375 So I guess AWFLs have mangione around to slobber over forever. Thanks legal system, you have lived up to expectations.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (3uBP9)

376 Slough of Despond."

I like slaw....

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (XuXeR)

377 Unpossible. I was assured that Nothing Would Happen (tm).

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

378 I guess the lemon party joke are all taken?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (mzM2O)

379 Spelling conundrum. I've seen "Batgirl" spelled three different ways.

1. Batgirl
2. Bat-Girl
3. Bat Girl

So, which is it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Bat shit crazy gurl.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (qw6Uy)

380 Oh, and physicists are discovering time is exactly as described by St. Augustine.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)

What? So time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew8)

381 359 More good news. Hopefully now that the dems now have their "Epstein Files!!11!!!" they'll shut up about it.

@EricLDaugh
3m
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ is releasing 3 MILLION Epstein files, 2,000 videos and 180,000 images.
"In total, that means DOJ produced 3.5M pages in compliance with the Act."
Posted by: IrishEi

They won't. Democrats have nothing concrete to talk about to the general public because like Virginia shows, their taxes to the limit, troons everywhere, and letting criminals run free is not a popular platform. So they, like a defense attorney of a notorious criminal, engage in fault finding, lying, and other fake narratives to obscure the truth. The defense lawyer accuses the cops of being criminals for example.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (2swu2)

382 A Sikh"

A sicko....

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (XuXeR)

383 The “psychic cage” is the way I’ve heard that characteristic described.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (gu2bt)


I like "Learned Helplessness" as a term. I mean, you can unlearn things too.

Seligman did the research, and the follow up studies.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (rbvCR)

384 I guess he posts bail. All we get is one night in bangcock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (mzM2O)

385 Lizzy, thank you. I remember reading a quote from a bunch of USAID workers that they would be fighting back.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (0KSrI)

386 nood

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (N8ZBc)

387 380 Oh, and physicists are discovering time is exactly as described by St. Augustine.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)

What? So time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew

Makes me want to Fly like an Eagle

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (pDt9x)

388 "U.S. District Judge Margaret M. Garnett in Manhattan said she dismissed the murder and weapons charges because they were legally incompatible with the two counts of stalking Mangione faces."

WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Y1sOo)

389 In order to charge Mangione with the federal charge of murder through use of a firearm, prosecutors need an underlying crime of violence. They have alleged that crime to be stalking. However, according to legal analysts, if stalking can be done without violence, even if it wasn't in the case alleged, the charge could fall apart.

I am confused. Isn't murder itself a crime of violence? Why do they need "stalking"?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM (jc0TO)

390 Who hacked the commies? The government, or based autists?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)

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Good question.

I wonder if it's the same IC white hat hackers who prevented the theft of the 2024 Presidential election (some even think Elon Musk was involved)?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM (0Eh0f)

391 renood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:19 AM (dK+Kv)

392 In order to charge Mangione with the federal charge of murder through use of a firearm, prosecutors need an underlying crime of violence.

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Wouldn't the underlying crime of violence be murder?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:20 AM (0Eh0f)

393 >>Difference is Nikki's read the book and attended the service and learned. French is a faux.


Yup. What she's doing actually takes some guts, knowing the music business/fellow celebrities will shun her.

Meanwhile, David French has been playing pretend bravery being a self-claimed evangelical who only - always - find fault with his fellow evangelicals. More Christian Than Thou act is beyond worn thin at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (0yjaw)

394 I didn't really care one way or the other about Nikki Minaj. I thought her butt is too big.

But man oh man. I am really getting to like her.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (qFwJc)

395 388 "U.S. District Judge Margaret M. Garnett in Manhattan said she dismissed the murder and weapons charges because they were legally incompatible with the two counts of stalking Mangione faces."

WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: one hour sober
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"Judge Margaret Garnett ruled Friday to dismiss two charges against Mangione, for murder through use of a firearm and use of a firearm with a silencer to commit a “crime of violence.”

The murder count was punishable by the death penalty, so the “chief practical effect” of Garnett’s ruling is that a jury will no longer consider whether Mangione should be sentenced to the death penalty, the judge wrote.

Mangione still faces two charges, for interstate travel for the purpose of stalking Thompson, causing his death, and for use of electronic communications systems for the purpose of stalking Thompson, causing his death.

Both of those counts are punishable by life in prison without parole, making that now the maximum sentence that Mangione could face."
From Forbes.com

Crimes of violence under federal law are an active area of Scotus litigation as to sentencing.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (2swu2)

396 >>> Oh, and physicists are discovering time is exactly as described by St. Augustine.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)


I know there are a large variety to the theories about the nature of time. From cosmic strings to particles and how it intertwines with space. But my belief and intuition is more in the metaphysical realm. I believe that time, as we perceive it in our limited way, is the real manifestation of the will of God. Immutable and always moving us towards him.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (3uBP9)

397 Who hacked the commies? The government, or based autists?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)
~~~~~

DataRepublican

See banana Dream's original post at 252

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (3ImbR)

398 Lizzy, you nailed it. Think of all the connections/networks all of those fired USAID workers have.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (0KSrI)

399 Also, while JP Morgan and the City of London may have conceivably been working some kind of pump and dump, the kind of retail investors who post here have a much longer term mindset, in most cases. It's not crypto. I doubt anyone here was trying to pump the price with hype.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (BI5O2)


JPMorgan is the major holder of gold and silver, and the London Bullion Market Association was the major trader in futures. When the price started spiraling, the LBMA started trying to cover their futures with physical Silver and JPMorgan said "nah, bro, come back tomorrow, we don't feel like it" Causing the LBMA to start scrambling

China is also a major holder of gold and silver, and Xi might have just liquidated a bit, or stopped buying physical silver because of current political instability. They also were buying silver at a premium for a while to cover their own positions.

There is a new process for Li batteries that uses a fair amount of silver to increase battery life, that is also kicking the price up.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (rbvCR)

400 >>> DataRepublican

See banana Dream's original post at 252
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (3ImbR)


I don't think she specifically did, no. She's just reporting on it. She is actually a really good source for a lot of news so I follow her.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (3uBP9)

401 Augie was a smart dude.

* Beams with pride *

Posted by: Daddy Doggie at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Fs0KI)

402 Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (2swu2)

Thanks very much. I do so appreciate your intelligent and well informed comments and your kindness and Christian witness as well.

When are you having surgery.? You mentioned it before but I forgot to make a note so that I can pray for you. Sorry. I know it's coming up soon. We will miss you while you are gone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (guLpK)

403 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)

Exactamundo!

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Cphwz)

404 I don't think she specifically did, no. She's just reporting on it. She is actually a really good source for a lot of news so I follow her.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (3uBP9)
~~~~~

Thanks for the clarification. I follow her too--she's incredible and an incredible asset for our side.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (3ImbR)

405 296 Walz, who served as Kamala Harris’s running mate in the 2024 presidential election, made the remark during an interview with feminist cable outlet MS Now.

“I will never run for an elected office again,” he said. “Never again.”

“Look, I recognize that I’m a lightning rod,” he continued.

… being hooked up with criminal activity tends to do just that
Posted by: SMOD

But, hear me out, Amy Klobuchar runs and wins Minn Gov. and appoints Timmy to the Senate vacancy. That way Timmy can keep his promise of not running for office and the spice will continue to flow to Minnesomalia. (apparently this conspiracy theory has been floated on X)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 11:28 AM (Dv3i1)

406 Mike Benz identified a key DC person involved in the MN protests:
https://tinyurl.com/kapma3kj

@MikeBenzCyber
Given the star of this video Maria Stephan is so actively involved in the Minnesota uprising, and even promoted it on Colbert last week, this feels like a timely video to upload



Note Colbert had her on his show recently.
If you didn't realize it before, he is very much part of the DC propaganda machine. Remember when late night shows were about celebrity chat, not state propaganda for the vaxx, for the party, for the revolution?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:28 AM (0yjaw)

407 Mangione still faces two charges, for interstate travel for the purpose of stalking Thompson, causing his death, and for use of electronic communications systems for the purpose of stalking Thompson, causing his death.
___

So no charges for actually pulling the trigger, causing his death? Just crossing state lines and using his phone which somehow led the Thompson's death? Something like this -

1. Cross state lines and use cellphone
2. ????
3. Mr. Thompson is mort

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (Dv3i1)

408 See Whig's post @ 395 for additional info.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (guLpK)

409 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Fs0KI)

410 What I left out was not that he makes that claim, only that he platformed some loser (didn't even know his name, but I heard parts of the interview -- so looked it up: Darryl Cooper) who does ahistorically make that claim.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (0Eh0f)


and Cooper writes what in other circles would be alternate history, but he doesn't seem to make up his facts, just his interpretations are not the accepted ones. Having talked to some Germans who do dabble in that period, the Reich thought there was possible rapprochement possible, and a good number of influential Brits were in favor of it too.
However this attacks the basic theory of our current political world which posits that the only thing that has saved humanity was the defeat of Nazi Germany, and that defeat is used to justify everything we did before, during and after the war, and justifies every maneuver made for the last 80 years as furthering that goal.

which, by the way, is also the justification for the Lefties in MN, OR, CA, WA and other places to call Nazis so they can justify putting us all in camps

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:37 AM (rbvCR)

411 Is it really punishment to send Don Lemon to the PMITA?

Posted by: paulnjax at January 30, 2026 12:38 PM (PPnyU)

412 Lemon thought that he had found a slick way to abuse white church goers. Funny that he has been tripped up by a law intended to protect black church goers from the Klan. Don Lemon is the Klan with a tan.

Posted by: Wofus at January 30, 2026 01:19 PM (CNa+A)

413 NO ONE would stop me like they did from getting to my grand kids.

That whole story would have had a drastically different headline......

As I have gotten older, jail etc is a lot less of a deterrent.

Posted by: ZooomZooom (R) at January 30, 2026 02:08 PM (ubRRG)

414 The funniest part - Lemon is clearly guilty. Just the stuff we know shows he is guilty. The organizer of the protest includes him in a thank you note for helping. he took the protestors out for coffee and donuts afterwards to thank them for a job well done.

All recorded, all on camera, all in his own words.

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Posted by: LESBIAN PORN VIDEOS at January 30, 2026 03:45 PM (vchT2)

416 THIS was the news I woke up to and had my first Friday laugh.

My wish for Donald Renaldo Limón is for a stay in gen pop. Which is also his dream for getting his lemon squeezed and unspeakable things widened. A rest and retreat and rear adjustment.

Is this bad? Am I having bad thoughts or just hoping he gets what he wished for? Never mind as I don't care!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 04:30 PM (WONhk)

417 I

Posted by: James Varney at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (BFhXu)

418 I know many people will celebrate the collapse of "media" but two things can be said in its defense: if everyone is a "member of the press" then there's no reason to specify it in the First Amendment: the rights are simply those of U.S. citizens and the "press" is redundant. Now I'm not saying it's a bad thing everyone is a reporter now - indeed, in a lot of ways it's *better* this way. But some person no one has ever heard of doesn't get some special "rights" because she claims she's "a member of the press" simply because they have a cell phone. One other thing about the old media: there's no way the same reporter would be "covering" a church riot in St. Paul and then the Grammy Awards. Don Lemon is quite the renaissance man!

Posted by: James Varney at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (BFhXu)

419 What dose CNN think about their Riot Instigator leading around his mob of Brownshirts and gutter dwellers?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (wGqjj)

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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Penot batwoman.jpg

La Femme Chauve Souris
Albert Joseph Penot

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 art

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Now THATS whuttam talkin' 'bout!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (nWPIJ)

3 The Batmobile's hood ornament?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (MABZ1)

4 The Bat Woman (La Femme Chauve-Souris) is an Academic Oil on Canvas Painting created by Albert Joseph Pénot in c.1890. It lives in a private collection.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Um.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

8 One of them naughty vampire ladies!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (p9rFX)

9 Evil soul-sucking succubi aren't crazy, right? So no rule 1 violation?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

10 da da da da da da daaaaa

Bat Woman

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

11 QUICK! Sing "There's Got to Be a Morning After" backwards!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (LxER7)

12 The hot/crazy matrix was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

13 CBD, the link to embiggen is broken due, I suspect, to the special character in the filename being rendered as a Unicode question mark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MABZ1)

14 My preliminary count indicates that the artist has included the correct number of nipples.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (nWPIJ)

15 See rule #1

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (GTqXr)

16 Bat Chick! na, na, na, na ah, Bat Chick!

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Hpgos)

17 She has a serious case of crazy eyes. Might risk the hot/crazy matrix, tho...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (MABZ1)

18 yow!
would marry.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

19 Women are the Devil?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 You get what you asked for with this one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (ywcze)

21 She got crazy eyes.

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

22 I'd fuck that.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Hpgos)

23 Bish be cray

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Holy "I'll be in my bunk", Batman!

Posted by: Robin at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

25 The Blade would not hang. But he would bang. Enthusiastically.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (8sBLA)

26 Let’s get this Friday party started!!!

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (PHOGh)

27 Uhhhmmm. . . ?


Evil, bat-winged nekkid lady?
ALrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (0yjaw)

28 A scene from The Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

29 You all are gonna get me fired...

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (uEmCf)

30 "...and then she spread her (wings) high over me..."

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

31 The Bat Woman (La Femme Chauve-Souris) is an Academic Oil on Canvas Painting created by Albert Joseph Pénot in c.1890. It lives in a private collection.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
++++
"It lives?"

:: eye roll ::

Some rich dude owns it and has it in his house. And right on for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MABZ1)

32 Is this the next Budweiser Super Bowl commercial?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

33 She looks possessed.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

34 "Batgirl"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (L/fGl)

35 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)

36 is she being pursued by a vampire?

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

37 Nice birthing hips.

Posted by: Person who pays attention to that sort of thing at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

38 The artist needs a course in physics. There is no was that wings of that size could lift her body mass like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (nWPIJ)

39 Bat girl?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (0KSrI)

40 The Blade would not hang. But he would bang. Enthusiastically.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (8sBLA)
++++
I hope your spare kidney is already on ice and your surgeon is on speed dial!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (MABZ1)

41 Some rich dude owns it and has it in his house. And right on for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MABZ1)



And it's sticky.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

42 22 I'd fuck that.
Posted by: pudinhead

👍 🍷

Posted by: Hillary! at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

43 No idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (RrMSR)

44 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)
++++
Now that there is a spot-on perfect idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (MABZ1)

45 much more comely than the angel described in nabokov's "wingstroke."

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

46 Nice birthing hips.
Posted by: Person who pays attention to that sort of thing at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)



I hadn't got to this as my brain was spewing out other things, but, yeah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Crazy resides in the eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (qw6Uy)

48 We finally know where COVID came from.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

49 Here is a pictorial description of "bat guano crazy".

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (vFG9F)

50 The drapes and carpet don’t match.

Wouldn’t hang.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (vK/Ja)

51 A nice pair of sunglasses would fix this gal.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Ve/HL)

52 The artist's model had to be exhausted holding her arms up like that.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

53
Boobs, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (tgvbd)

54 Would make a wonderful addition to the decor of the breakfast bar at the Days Inn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (nWPIJ)

55

Rule #1 - a limerick

A young girl from old Philadelphy
Obligingly posed for a selfie
But I'm telling you, Bro
You'd best take it slow
She's got a few bats in her belfry

Posted by: muldoon at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (qgHp7)

56 >>. . . It lives in a private collection.

In a spacious den, with heavy velvet curtains, in the ancient castle of a Romanian Count. He's a wee bit eccentric, says he knew the gal 'back in the day.' Silly, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (0yjaw)

57 She's got man wings.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

58 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)



Yeah man.....

Posted by: Danny Koker at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

59 We finally know where COVID came from.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)
++++
*snort*

Makes more sense than Pangolin Theory!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (MABZ1)

60 Batgirl all grown up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

61 35 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman

Black velvet in a mobile home, perhaps?

Posted by: Art aficionado at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

62 4 >>It lives in a private collection.

I bet it does.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)

63 >>Rule #1 - a limerick

A young girl from old Philadelphy
Obligingly posed for a selfie
But I'm telling you, Bro
You'd best take it slow
She's got a few bats in her belfry



You are so dang goooood, Muldoon!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (0yjaw)

64 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)
++++
Now that there is a spot-on perfect idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


'78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)

65 She got them crazy eyes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

66 In a spacious den, with heavy velvet curtains, in the ancient castle of a Romanian Count. He's a wee bit eccentric, says he knew the gal 'back in the day.' Silly, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (0yjaw)
++++
He might be fun to have a snifter of brandy with.

Just one, though. Gotta keep your guard up, I reckon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (MABZ1)

67 40 The Blade would not hang. But he would bang. Enthusiastically.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (8sBLA)
++++
I hope your spare kidney is already on ice and your surgeon is on speed dial!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (MABZ1)
——

Crazy-eyed winged bat bitches need loving too

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (8sBLA)

68 It lives in a private collection in a cave.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (0KSrI)

69 Damn, I thought I deleted all the pics of my ex.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (4b7CV)

70 '78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)
++++
Orange shag pile on the inside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (MABZ1)

71 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman


Probably easier to have it printed and wrapped.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)

72
Batgirl all grown up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

__________

Batbitch

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (tgvbd)

73 Been there, done that.

Posted by: Chef at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (LxER7)

74 Thanks for not posting a painting of a Bat man, IYKWIM

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (MZ+PY)

75 '78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)
++++
Orange shag pile on the inside.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


You knew my cousin??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)

76 52 The artist's model had to be exhausted holding her arms up like that.
Posted by: Tuna

No problem at all, actually! She's called the bat because she modeled hanging upside-down! And dead.

Posted by: Secrets of the Masters at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

77 You knew my cousin??
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)
++++
You've seen my car port?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (MABZ1)

78 >>He might be fun to have a snifter of brandy with.

Just one, though. Gotta keep your guard up, I reckon.



Bring your wife! She'd love meet him! He'll give her the full castle tour. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (0yjaw)

79 The artist needs a course in physics. There is no was that wings of that size could lift her body mass like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026


***
Maybe her bones are hollow, like a bird's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

80 I keep looking at this piece, and something is off. And then it hit me: No way those wings generate enough lift to hold a woman of that size aloft.

Poor understanding of aerodynamics. Would not hang.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Ve/HL)

81 I'd bite the head off of that.

Posted by: Ozzie Osbourne at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (nWPIJ)

82 Artist has different, more attractive pictures of nude women than the freaky bat woman who looks like she's calling down a curse on the viewers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (dSKRp)

83 14 spent seven years with "the blonde next door." she had a pair of vestigial nips (about 6" down on her ribs) that i assured her were objects of celebration and rejoice. she came to agree after feeling weird about them. i said bragging rights.
sadly, college indoctrination in the early 90s turned her into a woke shrill harpy. eh, la.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

84 She's the "Amelia" equivalent for Romania.

Lucky bastards.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

85 What sort f Neanderthal speaks about "nice birthing hips"?

I don't 'get' that mindset.

Posted by: muldoon at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (qgHp7)

86 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MABZ1)

I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)

87 Elric, love or just a good banging?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (0KSrI)

88 Evocative of the chicks from the metal band Dogma.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vztjt)

89 Goddammit... stop guessing what I'm thinking and posting it before mine!

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)

90 wasn't she on the cover of a Heavy Metal magazine?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (7NPFS)

91 Wow. Vampirella was a freak even before the comics I guess.

This is the kind of art I can get behind.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (oZBUH)

92 Check out his other paintings . He loved the nudes.
From Wikipedia:
Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women. Singular female forms were the implicit focus of his work, whereas the worlds surrounding his characters are rarely realized beyond misty atmospheres and patches of shadow and light.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

93 19 not quite. wifey had a tree of life tat on her belly (to deaccent "the scars of life") that i always said terminated in the roots of all evil.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)

94 CBD, the link to embiggen is broken due, I suspect, to the special character in the filename being rendered as a Unicode question mark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026


***
I tried changing that character to an "e" as in his name below the painting, and no go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

95 I like it but not sure if she is a angel or devil

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (IktS8)

96 Cause like a princess she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love KILL me in my Chevy van and that's all right with me

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

97 '78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)
++++
Orange shag pile on the inside.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Honestly? I have two vehicles on my bucket list if I ever win a lottery. Yeah, that van as a tribute to my cousin and an F-650 with a pickup bed.

Saw one in town one day. Wowza.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (qw6Uy)

98 78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.

Cause like a picture she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van
And that's all right with me...

Posted by: Dude Was Too Cheap To Get A Room at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (R/m4+)

99 Stay in your lane, pal.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Neanderthals local #408 at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

100 She's got.......Hungry Eyes.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

101

Poor understanding of aerodynamics. Would not hang.
Posted by: red speck

had to read that one twice, just be certain TJM didn't leave out 'bang'.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (7NPFS)

102 Ok. Would have preferred Yvonne Craig.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (Dv3i1)

103 You knew my cousin??
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)
++++
You've seen my car port?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (qw6Uy)

104 Crazy eyes.

Wouldn't bang hang.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (ESVrU)

105 Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women. Singular female forms were the implicit focus of his work, whereas the worlds surrounding his characters are rarely realized beyond misty atmospheres and patches of shadow and light.

-----------

Meh. It's one way to get naked chicks to hang out in your studio.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (nWPIJ)

106 Admit it. Most of you didn't even notice she had wings.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

107 Wings?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (s8OdJ)

108 I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)

CBD is doing an art thread from a plane?? Wow, is this the first time ever?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

109 48 pangolins can fly?

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

110 I like it but not sure if she is a angel or devil
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (IktS
---
I'd think the bat wings and lack of a halo might be a giveaway...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (ESVrU)

111 Artist has great skill, especially at rendering flesh.

Looking at his other work reveals he pretty much painted naked ladies.

Which is laudable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (vztjt)

112 The Feds say the first money trail backing the Minneapolis riots led them to Roy Singham, a billionaire CCP front man married to Code Pink's Jodie Evans.

Keep going Fibbies; find us more such people, hopefully people who can be arrested this time. Singham lives in China, and is protected by them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 09:47 AM (s8OdJ)

113 Pen is or Penot?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:47 AM (Dv3i1)

114 105 Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women

--------

To be honest, this is my concern too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (nWPIJ)

115 "CBD is doing an art thread from a plane??"

+++
He was kicked out of a pub.

Posted by: For still unknown reasons at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

116

The Woman Bald Bat?


Bald as in pubis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (x0n13)

117 >>> 86 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MABZ1)

I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)

Departing for or returning from a mission???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (ULPxl)

118 First?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ESVrU)

119 New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill to Launch a Portal to Track & Report ICE Agents

They are trying to get more people KILLED

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (gbOdA)

120
Would look better with high heels

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (tgvbd)

121 Splendid. Her grooming preferences were ahead of the time.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (oT7pT)

122 This is taking sanpaku eyes to the next level. Is chipaku eyes a thing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (kgE5c)

123 Needs a happy little bush.

Posted by: Bob Ross at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (bc2uT)

124 120
Would look better with high heels
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (tgvbd)


"And Fishnets"


- - Morris Day & the Time

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (x0n13)

125 Hmmm.
Err.

Hmmm.

That's all I got...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (XuXeR)

126 Penot's Witch on a Broom is better.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (Dv3i1)

127 Off, South Park sock.

Geez, two references to one of the classic episodes and no takers? I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (LxER7)

128 I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)
++++
I tried. Not working. Odd. I'll remove the link if it doesn't start working soon.

Travel well!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (MABZ1)

129 New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill to Launch a Portal"

Guv can't launch a browser window.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)

130 Departing for or returning from a mission???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (ULPxl)



He was in London.

Didn't get a muslham acid bath, so he's in tact.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

131 Reminds me of the girl I dated in college.

Now she's someone else's problem, God bless his suffering soul.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (r9uko)

132 Well, the artist sure can capture the female form. I have no idea if this is just supposed to an interesting nude or if there is a precautionary attitude about women. Her lovely body and skin tones make the demonic aspects of the wings, her hands and especially her eyes more effective. I looked at some of his other paintings and they are mostly nudes where the women are either threatening or languid and sensual. I can imagine these in a men's club circa 1900.

When I first saw the painting I thought of Frank Frazetta and his Conan book covers. The beautiful demon luring Conan to his death.

Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)

133 Who's her hair stylist?

Posted by: Most Women at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Finally. Boobs not from Minnesota...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (hFWpp)

135 La Femme Chauve Souris, c 1890
Albert Joseph Penot

Good artist, illustrator.

ebonnoir dot com: In part, "Albert Joseph Pénot was a French artist, illustrator, and cartoonist known for his work in the early 20th century. One of his most notable creations was "La Femme Chauve-Souris," a character that appeared in a series of illustrations and cartoons.

The character of La Femme Chauve-Souris was a stylish woman who wore a bat-like costume and mask. She was often depicted in humorous and lighthearted situations, and her mischievous antics and clever wit made her a popular and beloved figure.

Pénot's work was widely popular in France and abroad, and his cartoons and illustrations were featured in various publications and newspapers. In addition to his work as an artist, Pénot was also known for his contributions to the field of aviation, and he was a member of the French Aeronautic Society.

Overall, Pénot was a talented and influential artist who made significant contributions to the world of art and illustration. His character La Femme Chauve-Souris remains a beloved and enduring symbol of French culture and entertainment."

Wouldn't hang but interesting history. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

136 Hips that big, needs bigger boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

137 The Woman Bald Bat?

Bald as in pubis?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026


***
The 'Net says "chauve" means "bald," and "souris" is "mouse." So the French call a bat a bald mouse? "Flying mouse" is the literal translation of the German term Fliedermaus, and that makes more sense.

Bald Mouse Woman (?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

138 The crazy/bug eyes are.... a bit of a turn off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (jtM2q)

139 Travel well!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (MABZ1)


Thanks for trying. It's always entertaining to try to find the issue!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (vwgrM)

140 85 did you forget the /sarc?
it really speaks to me.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

141 Bald Mouse Woman (?)

Hmm. *starts humming "Black Magic Woman*

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (XuXeR)

142 Watched the Colion Noir video on the Pretti shoot.

Damn.....That wasn't a good shoot.

Someone is going away for that. Just a really unnecessary situation all around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

143 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman

Oh yeah *fistbump*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (hFWpp)

144 Bald Mouse Woman

She made a stop in Brazil.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (jc0TO)

145 Was this artist a Satanist or witch or something because he had at least one other creepy bat woman picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (dSKRp)

146 Bucket list pickup if I win the lottery. Why? Because I could.


https://tinyurl.com/km483p9a

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (qw6Uy)

147
Thanks for trying. It's always entertaining to try to find the issue!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (vwgrM)



Just ask Ace. He won't like it. He hates everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

148 he had at least one other creepy bat woman picture."

"I'm Batman"

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (XuXeR)

149 If I was a leftist I would hang this.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (KDPiq)

150 Got a Bald Mouse woman
Got a Bald Mouse woman
I've got a Bald Mouse woman
Got me so blind, I can't see

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (nWPIJ)

151 Odd, I might hang but I'm not sure where.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (IDEQi)

152 sp(.)(.)ky

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (3uBP9)

153 I suppose having no vestigial nipples qualifies as a plus.

Posted by: Take What You Can Get at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)

154 95 the devil was an angel...

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (R11M+)

155 This place. Debating the aerodynamics of the bat girl.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (pDt9x)

156 She made a stop in Brazil."

So did I!

/ the Pacific Clipper

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (XuXeR)

157 Got a Bald Mouse woman
Got a Bald Mouse woman
I've got a Bald Mouse woman
Got me so blind, I can't see
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026


***
"Long bald woman in a bat dress,
Just a 5'9" beautiful tall --
With just one look, I was a bad mess
'Cause that long bald woman had it all . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

158 And I'm lookin

At yo tittays

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

159 >>> This place. Debating the aerodynamics of the bat girl.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (pDt9x)


A perfect application of the area rule. They should have this painting in AE textbooks.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (3uBP9)

160 As-Depicted: Self Portrait of Huma Abedin visualizing ALL THAT IS POSSIBLE with the Soros-family monie's and assets deployed through out the world...

An Evil the Likes of Which the WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN.
Pissing ctHILLARY off who only too soon forgot -- Greater Evil ALWAYS destroys its Maker.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (tZvvN)

161 Watched the Colion Noir video on the Pretti shoot.

Damn.....That wasn't a good shoot.

Someone is going away for that. Just a really unnecessary situation all around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Did it have sound?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (KDPiq)

162 155 This place. Debating the aerodynamics of the bat girl.
___

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Dv3i1)

163 She doesn't look like Yvonne Craig

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (IDEQi)

164 https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TheWARonNormalPeople
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-OneNation
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-TheFrankenRabbit
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (NmvSi)

165
Did it have sound?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (KDPiq)



Other than him talking, not much. Just a segment with the annoying as f*ck whistles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Time to run out to the store, all. Later! Enjoy the bat woman!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

167 Other than him talking, not much. Just a segment with the annoying as f*ck whistles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

So you couldn’t tell if someone yelled Gun or if his gun went off?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (KDPiq)

168 Is this one of those fucked up absinthe advertisements?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

169 95 I like it but not sure if she is a angel or devil
Posted by: Skip

That's your subconscious trying DESPERATELY to justify banging the obvious demon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (JCZqz)

170 Do we have an updated AI rendition of this piece?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (oT7pT)

171 Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women.

Uh, I don't know how to break it to you, but...wings? Female gelflings have wings, but not humans.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

172 How long will the enstompening last?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

173 ...Almost 50 years before the world was introduced to The Batman in issue 27 of Detective Comics, the b-tier Academic artist Albert Joseph Pénot fused the …
---

B-tier painter a lot better than some of the A-tier.
If only the face as well as the body.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (hG1+u)

174 Brits renege on ban of IRGC.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (0KSrI)

175 sp(.)(.)ky
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (3uBP9)
++++
LOL well done

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (MABZ1)

176 Fast Company

01-30-2026
NEWS

National Shutdown: General strike on January 30 aims to push ICE out of Minnesota. Stores closed, protests scheduled in all 50 states
Organizers are urging Americans nationwide to skip work, school, and shopping today after two fatal shootings by ICE agents.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (NFX2v)

177 So you couldn’t tell if someone yelled Gun or if his gun went off?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (KDPiq)



He goes over that and there's subtitles. The one guy yells gun, then the other guy pulls his weapon and shoots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Brits renege on ban of IRGC.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (0KSrI)



The brits are 3 inches away from sharia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

179 National Shutdown: General strike on January 30 aims to push ICE out of Minnesota. Stores closed, protests scheduled in all 50 states
Organizers are urging Americans nationwide to skip work, school, and shopping today after two fatal shootings by ICE agents.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (NFX2v)
++++
Most people are more than smart enough to know that if they participate and aren't schoolteachers or NGO apparatchiks, they move right to the top of the RIF list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (MABZ1)

180 I think this painting is a portent of things to come. My prediction? There will be nekid pinguin girl paintings.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (3uBP9)

181 The brits are 3 inches away from sharia.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
You think it's that far?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (MABZ1)

182 Time to run out to the store, all. "

That'll be a short run, as the entire country is on strike, remember?

Or not.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (XuXeR)

183 Albert Joseph Pénod

*********

An American Sojourn - a limerick

The French artist Joseph Pénod
Was a whimsical horny old sod
He said, "It appears I'll be gone a few years.
I'm going to be painting a broad."

Posted by: muldoon at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (qgHp7)

184 Ace did post a nood, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

185 >>Damn.....That wasn't a good shoot.

Andrew Branca disagrees. *shrug*

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Y1sOo)

186 nood



early ace

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (3uBP9)

187 ++++
You think it's that far?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (MABZ1)



You can't say things online.

You can't pray in public.

You can't fly the country's flag.

You can't investigate rape gangs.


Yeah, I'd say they're almost there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Ace has overnooded the nood

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (zQwXC)

189 you couldn’t tell if someone yelled Gun or if his gun went off?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (KDPiq)


He goes over that and there's subtitles. The one guy yells gun, then the other guy pulls his weapon and shoots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

That’s a huge factor. Also whether the resisting Antifa retard’s gun went off accidentally.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (KDPiq)

190 Noodin a Don LeMon over a Friday nude chick is borderline criminal.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (sl73Y)

191 Bat Girl>>That Girl>>Fat Girl

Posted by: Ratin' The Wimmens at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (oftw2)

192 120 indeed.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

193 But there are still boob puns to be milked!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (jc0TO)

194 179. Most people are more than smart enough to know that if they participate and aren't schoolteachers or NGO apparatchiks, they move right to the top of the RIF list.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

👍 within reason. Masked and/or off the clock embolden some. (See Pretti.)

PA Retailers Targeted for Closures/Boycotts (Jan 30, 2026):
Organizers are calling for a boycott of major retailers, focusing on: Walmart, Amazon (including Amazon Fresh/Whole Foods which is set to close anyway), Best Buy, Major Gas Stations/Fast Food Chains, Starbucks.

🤞 I'm so looking forward to the news of anyone in my county bold enough to risk a good a** kicking for obstructing shopping at Walmart, gas stations and fast food chains.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

195 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza the at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

196 123 perfect.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

197 124 "chili sauce!"

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

198 136 mehicano ideal.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (R11M+)

199 Would

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (xcxpd)

200 I say, 'what-what, in the butt'

Posted by: Butters at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (Y1sOo)

201 Sniff.
I used to be a thing.

Posted by: The Art Thread at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

202 Oh look, Parma girl, on a typical Friday night in Cleveland.

Posted by: Seen in the flats. Often. at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (xj28v)

203 Weird.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (hGjAx)

204 Je l'ai fait et j'ai survécu pour le dire

Posted by: epador at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (TRnzq)

205 Her eyes tell the world she really wants those whips & chains, too.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ayRl+)

206 He said she could …

She said she would …

But she couldn't …

So she didn't.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (ayRl+)

207 Dang and stuff, her eyes...the crazy is always in the eyes.

Posted by: AlecK at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (cMlC1)

208 Painting sold for $190,000 in 2018. There's good money in weird French art.

Posted by: Ken at January 30, 2026 12:52 PM (GXPss)

209 She looks... nice...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2026 02:24 PM (9AdGW)

210 207 she's jaundiced. needs protein.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 06:27 PM (R11M+)

The Morning Report — 1/30/26

CubaGaza.jpg

Good morning kids.
Oh happy day, the GOP and Democrats have reached some sort of funding deal that prevents a government shutdown.


Eh, if you read the piece, it's the usual political posturing, can-kicking and other nonsense that means more arguments and bullshit in the coming weeks. The big deal with this was the Democrats' insistence on the complete defunding of ICE which although demand by their bloodthirsty insane base is something that of course would never fly with normal American and so ICE will continue to enforce federal law in the rounding up and deportation of illegal aliens.

That said, it's not just Democrats who are out of their minds but far too many RINOs are going along to get along, or otherwise are doubtless profiting handsomely from illegal immigration.


Collins, R-Maine, said she spoke with Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, who told her the news. . . Collins hasn’t joined her colleagues Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., and Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, who have called for Noem to resign.

Kind of a shocker considering Collins and Murkowski are perpetually joined at the hip when it comes to opposing President Trump and supporting far too many anti-American Leftist political initiatives, primarily abortion. I assume Collins sees that Downeasters have had it with their own Somali Islamo-Grifting swarm of locusts, and so her future ability to bamboozle them into voting for her means she has to at least do her best to fake being in agreement with them about this issue.

Do the words of this half-mouli scumbag really matter?

"Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."

Typical. "Aux Barricades" fools. Go charge into the machine-gun fire while I stay here in the safety of my trailer mixing the martinis. I can see this degenerate commanding one of Stalin's penal battalions ready to shoot anyone who hesitates. For the glory of the revolution, you see!

Considering these bastards want us all dead, this is almost laughable. Almost . . .

Anti-ICE agitators mistakenly targeted two Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents having dinner at a restaurant in Lynwood, California, on Wednesday evening—prompting the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office to be called and engage in crowd control. The two TSA agents were mistakenly identified by unknown individuals as U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, prompting a crowd of demonstrators to show up outside the restaurant, with several carrying Mexican flags and others carrying anti-ICE signs.In footage from the scene, several Los Angeles County Sheriff officers can be seen forming a loose perimeter around the dining establishment, while several dozen anti-ICE agitators blow horns, whistles, and wave flags and signs. Local reports indicate the TSA agents were forced to call the sheriff for backup as the crowd gathered outside.

Meh. If they wound up dead. ICE, TSA, what's the diff? to the Left it would be "Message Sent."

Back in Minnesota, this happened:

Mark Anderson, a 36-year-old man from Mankato, Minnesota, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Wednesday evening after allegedly impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent. Anderson claimed he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione, who is accused of assassinating UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.


On the international scene, With a carrier battle group steaming towards Iran to presumably smother the regime with a My Pillow to help it achieve 72 virginhood.

Closer to home, will the Caribbean island gulag of Cuba at long last be rid of the Communists?

The Financial Times reported on Wednesday that Cuba only has "about 15 to 20 days" of oil left, based on knowledge of its last shipment, which came from Mexico in early January.  There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. Some say they fear U.S. military intervention given what happened with Maduro. 

That would be something to see but I'd rather we here in America no longer had to fear the long dark shadow of Communism that is the Democrat Party. I have a dream today!

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1 A gray day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:30 AM (fqhxl)

2
ESPONJA!!1!1!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 07:30 AM (tljrc)

3 Greetings Grey Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (svLOV)

4 I will summon the horde, Senor

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (fqhxl)

5 I read nothing~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (mlg/3)

6 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

7 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)

8 “ The people were amazed when they saw the mute speaking, the crippled made well, the lame walking and the blind seeing. And they praised the God of Israel.”

Matthew 15:31

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (bucPA)

9 All the sky is gray...

Posted by: And the leaves are brown at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

10 According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.

Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (svLOV)

11 Stop thinking like it’s 2003 — toppling Iran’s mullahs does not risk mistakes of Iraq War

Joke's on Doug, I think like it's 2003 BC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:34 AM (mlg/3)

12 Immanuel

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (bucPA)

13 *Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.*

+++

*polite cough*

Posted by: Florida at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)

14 Mornin', Horde. It's Friday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (Wnv9h)

15 That said, it's not just Democrats who are out of their minds but far too many RINOs are going along to get along, or otherwise are doubtless profiting handsomely from illegal immigration.
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Depends on what "profit" means. I wish it were merely money.

But that is beside the point. The GOP has both houses *and* the presidency, and is making sweetheart deals with the Dems anyway.

GOP is worse than useless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (MABZ1)

16 The Financial Times reported on Wednesday that Cuba only has "about 15 to 20 days" of oil left, based on knowledge of its last shipment, which came from Mexico in early January. There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. Some say they fear U.S. military intervention given what happened with Maduro.
==========================
"fear" American intervention? If it were a news story mentioning any other country than the US, it would be a plea for humanitarian intervention.

Get your biases out of the news, ass.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (fqhxl)

17 According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.

He was gonna do some MacGyver shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e)

18 It's time for common sense pizza cutter control laws.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)

19 The two TSA agents were mistakenly identified by unknown individuals as U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, prompting a crowd of demonstrators to show up outside the restaurant, with several carrying Mexican flags and others carrying anti-ICE signs.
++++
So many thoughts coursing through my mind over this.
Such as
1. "LOL fuggin retards"
2. "Unacceptable behavior, but man does TSA suck"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (MABZ1)

20 10 The fool forgot to bring duct tape and WD40.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (gm9Sb)

21 ICE, TSA, what's the diff?
++++
Well, one is "Immigration and Customs Enforcement" and the other one is "Thieves Standing Around."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (MABZ1)

22 So Canada's "euthanasia program", aka murder, now leads inevitably to organ harvesting and now transplant tourism.

People are traveling to Canada to get organs taken from the bodies of the near dead victims of their Medical Assistance In Dying Program.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (fqhxl)

23 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

The murderous adventurous oppressive regime in Cuba should have been toppled 40 years ago.

Just like the one in Tehran. That they have persisted until now is a stain on history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

24 Remember when Michael Moore said Cuba had a great health care system?

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (jZ3ZM)

25 *Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.*

+++

*polite cough*
Posted by: Florida at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)
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We've now reached the stage where Minnesota Man > Florida Man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (ESVrU)

26 13 *polite cough*
Posted by: Florida


My brother lives in Florida. One night, just for fun we started sending headlines to each other. I sent Florida ones, he retaliated with Maryland ones.

I lost. Badly. So yeah; both of those states can sit this one out.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (svLOV)

27 Mark Anderson, a 36-year-old man from Mankato, Minnesota, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Wednesday evening after allegedly impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent. Anderson claimed he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione, who is accused of assassinating UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.
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Maybe he was a ritual cannibal who was planning to eat Mangionne's brain so as to acquire Mangionne's power!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (MABZ1)

28 GOP is worse than useless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (MABZ1)
====================
The Senate GOP especially; they are actively malicious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (fqhxl)

29 People are traveling to Canada to get organs taken from the bodies of the near dead victims of their Medical Assistance In Dying Program.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (fqhxl)
=====
There's money to be made!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

30 Tucker Carlson Is a 'Fervent Christian' but Feels 'Completely Comfortable in the Seat of Islam’

I wriggle in the seat of Islam a bit so that I can take the cock of Islam a bit deeper. Anything for a buck. -- Tucker Carlson

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

31 Just like the one in Tehran. That they have persisted until now is a stain on history.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


It's like keeping someone on life support long after their soul left the body. I truly hope that Cuba can be rebuilt into something better.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (svLOV)

32 The Financial Times reported on Wednesday that Cuba only has "about 15 to 20 days" of oil left, based on knowledge of its last shipment, which came from Mexico in early January. There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. Some say they fear U.S. military intervention given what happened with Maduro.
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Do we have an "arrest warrant" pretext for Cuba? I kinda doubt it.

Besides, why bother? Cuba's house is built of straw and the bad wolf of consequences has been gathering his breath for a while now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:41 AM (MABZ1)

33 20 10 The fool forgot to bring duct tape and WD40.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (gm9Sb)

And Ball Bearings and 10-w-30 oil for those Fetzer valves!


"It's all about Fetzer Valves"


- - Fletch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

34 >>>Mark Anderson, a 36-year-old man from Mankato, Minnesota, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Wednesday evening after allegedly impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent. Anderson claimed he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione, who is accused of assassinating UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.


Way to brass it out, Mark. Interesting toolkit ya got there. You forgot your Junior G-Man badge and Female Body Inspector card.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:41 AM (wVcYX)

35 31 Just like the one in Tehran. That they have persisted until now is a stain on history.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's like keeping someone on life support long after their soul left the body. I truly hope that Cuba can be rebuilt into something better.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (svLOV)



It can become the Gaza of the Caribbean!


- - Witkoff & Kushner LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

36 "Will Kushner’s Gaza Peace Plan Succeed or Fail?&

Past history says no. There is only one way to get peace in Gaza. Well, two, but nuking from orbit seems a bit extreme.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (vFG9F)

37 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (0N4FZ)

38 Past history says no. There is only one way to get peace in Gaza. Well, two, but nuking from orbit seems a bit extreme.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (vFG9F)
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But it's the only way to be sure...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:43 AM (ESVrU)

39 Here's hoping I don't have to head to the shelter.

שבת שלום ומבורך

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (roqsI)

40 EU Finally Names Iran’s IRGC as Terror Org Ahead of Possible U.S. Strikes.

Our NATO allies, ladies and gentlemen, let's give them a big round of applause.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

41 Maybe Cuba can learn how to convert from communism to a basically functional but still corrupt Latin American government. Perhaps the DR can send some advisors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (MABZ1)

42 Our NATO allies, ladies and gentlemen, let's give them a big round of applause.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)
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Sure thing.

The moment one of them earns it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (MABZ1)

43 - - Witkoff & Kushner LLC
=====


Those two give me agita.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

44 MacGruber, that bomb is set to detonate in 30 seconds!
What will we do?

Relax, Jennifer. I've got this. Just hand me that barbecue fork...

And that pizza cutter.

Posted by: Really desperate SNL sketch writers at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

45 35 It can become the Gaza of the Caribbean!


- - Witkoff & Kushner LLC
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)


"Hands off Cuba!!!"

Hyman Roth & Johnny Ola

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (x0n13)

46 He’d “rather not associate with white people over the course of the class.”
Indiana U. Professor Disciplined for Anti-White Discrimination

--

*Rod Serling voice*

Imagine if you will a professor saying he'd "rather not associate with black people over the course of his class." Then, imagine he's only "disciplined" for such an action and not fired for such horrific racism. Then imagine the wall-to-wall coverage, the burning down of cities, the rioting, the death threats to the professor. Well, in tonight's episode, it's not going to happen because you are free to be grotesquely racist against whites...in The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

47 MacGruber, that bomb is set to detonate in 30 seconds!
What will we do?

Relax, Jennifer. I've got this. Just hand me that barbecue fork...

And that pizza cutter.
Posted by: Really desperate SNL sketch writers at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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Ugh. Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (MABZ1)

48 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)

49 $30,000,000.

Guess who will wind up paying for it?

https://t.co/xpiWlvxEkz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (roqsI)

50 48 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)


Yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)

51 So Canada's "euthanasia program", aka murder, now leads inevitably to organ harvesting and now transplant tourism.

People are traveling to Canada to get organs taken from the bodies of the near dead victims of their Medical Assistance In Dying Program.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (fqhxl)


Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

52 "Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day."

I'm on vacation

Posted by: Florida Man at January 30, 2026 07:50 AM (qFwJc)

53 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)
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Yes.

I am sure the argument, however, will be that it was a pun about Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:50 AM (MABZ1)

54 The poor folks in Havana will soon be "rescued" by Miami Cubans. They won't know what hit them, because a harder-working, more capitalist group of people would be hard to find on this planet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (aDv+2)

55 Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (svLOV)
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They have cops in Minnesota. They could go ahead and take care of it if they wanted to...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (MABZ1)

56 Croom’s racism was so egregious that the investigative committee was forced to recognize its severity.

I have ten bucks that says the lawyers did everything they could to find the context of his remarks that would have gotten the case dismissed.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (svLOV)

57 The poor folks in Havana will soon be "rescued" by Miami Cubans. They won't know what hit them, because a harder-working, more capitalist group of people would be hard to find on this planet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (aDv+2)
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Reconquest of Cuba by Floridians of Cuban extraction would be a trip.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MABZ1)

58 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Post-modern education is designed to stop critical thought... no, not that critical thought.. See how f'd we are?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (mlg/3)

59 Who needs phones more than the dead?
Dems Demand Taxpayers Keep Funding ‘Obamaphones’ for the Dead
________
It's one of the Gladys Cooper episodes of Twilight Zone. (Not the Redford one everyone remembers.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (AlhUl)

60 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)

Yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)


No... I just meant removed from office and replace with someone who will continue the long tradition of not enforcing the laws which Congress passed and hasn't bothered to repeal. That's all. It's totally not a coded message to peaceful Democrats everywhere. -- Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

61 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)

62 The Loon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (wVcYX)

63 Please, Mr. Sefton, if you still have access to the Weather Machine this month, turn the Global Warning back on!

Posted by: Freezing My Ass Off at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (oftw2)

64 I have ten bucks that says the lawyers did everything they could to find the context of his remarks that would have gotten the case dismissed.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (svLOV)
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Good luck finding someone to take the other side of that bet!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MABZ1)

65
There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. 

___________

That's too bad.

*resumes watching PoliceCam videos*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (tgvbd)

66 Can You Feel the Excitement? Kamala is Back and in the Lead!
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Pay her off, Democrats, and she will go away. Or lose bigly. Your choice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (aDv+2)

67 Well, I got the stomach bug, and Pooky and I are begging his mother to take Lil Pooky for a few hours while we recuperate from a long night.

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Wt5PA)

68 Qatarlson shows that when Islam buys you, you best stay bought.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (iXqHn)

69 JJ , I would not link anything by that garbage magazine, Human Events, if I were you. It's editor is a groyper.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (g47mK)

70 *resumes watching PoliceCam videos*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (tgvbd)

I like watching Donut Operator. You?

Posted by: pookysgirl has learned to never resist at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (Wt5PA)

71 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)
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'tis a mystery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (MABZ1)

72 54 When the Soviet Union crumbled, I remember watching some economic wizard saying if he was young and had just $10K, he would head for Moscow and invest. I'm not sure about that advice but if Cuba falls and goes through a major rebuild even small investment would be good.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (gm9Sb)

73 59 Who needs phones more than the dead?
Dems Demand Taxpayers Keep Funding ‘Obamaphones’ for the Dead
________
It's one of the Gladys Cooper episodes of Twilight Zone. (Not the Redford one everyone remembers.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (AlhUl)


Downed phone line of dead Fiancé's grave calling the old lady in thunderstorm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13)

74 *resumes watching PoliceCam videos*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (tgvbd)

Educational AND entertaining!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)

75 Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Wt5PA)
===================
prayers up for you folks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (aDv+2)

76 51 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

Commies have been talking about Involuntary Organ Harvesting FOREVER.

Just everyone who hears it thinks "Oh, they won't do that to ME, they're only gonna do it to those bad people that I hate!"

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)

77 or as they are trying to call themselves these days to stick it to Trump, "America First"

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (g47mK)

78 Reconquest of Cuba by Floridians of Cuban extraction would be a trip.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MABZ1)
=====

When I was in the USSR and observed the "vibrant" parallel private economy, I knew if the Russians ever threw off the yoke of communism, they would be trouble, and I was right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

79 If Cuba gives Bacardi back their rum distillery, Cuba will be rolling in the dough in no time.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (qFwJc)

80 63 Please, Mr. Sefton, if you still have access to the Weather Machine this month, turn the Global Warning back on!
Posted by: Freezing My Ass Off at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (oftw2)



I'm freezing my ass off in Southern Wisconsin. Still waiting for that 6th Fetzer valve for the weather machine!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (x0n13)

81 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.

$10 billion.

https://tinyurl.com/yv3bu59w

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

82 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (wC4Qw)

83 The Loon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (wVcYX)


The Larch. -- Monty Python

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

84 $20 billion, $10 billion.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (qFwJc)

85 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

Putting on the ritz!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

86
It looks like a lot of people in Cuba could actually start dying of starvation pretty soon.

And there will be rampant looting and criminal acts that the remnants of government there won't stop.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (B38oo)

87 When the Soviet Union crumbled, I remember watching some economic wizard saying if he was young and had just $10K, he would head for Moscow and invest. I'm not sure about that advice but if Cuba falls and goes through a major rebuild even small investment would be good.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (gm9Sb)
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Don't use more than beer money.

It *could* be good. It *should* be good. There will be loads of opportunity. But it will depend on the post-communist government, should they get one. If it goes the way of, say, Dominican Republic or Chile, it will probably pay off because it means the new head hencho knows how to moderate his stealing. If it goes the way of Venezuela or, well, Cuba, your "investment" is a zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:58 AM (MABZ1)

88 Same question.

Same answer.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyfr477

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:58 AM (roqsI)

89 Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Wt5PA)
====

A prayer for speedy and complete recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

90 86 The remnants of the government will be doing a lot of the looting and criminal acts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (gm9Sb)

91 Mamdani Shovels Snow Like a Communist
_______
A bigoted criticism. It was the whiteness that put him off. If it'd been brown he'd have been in his element.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (AlhUl)

92 I'm freezing my ass off in Southern Wisconsin. Still waiting for that 6th Fetzer valve for the weather machine!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (x0n13)
-

I have asked tech support to up this ticket's severity level.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (roqsI)

93 Giancarlo…. We all know what happened to Gustavo Fring; he got his face blown off… and in real life you’re not anywhere near as tough as the character you pretended to be on camera…. Sad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (+kWhq)

94 If it goes the way of Venezuela or, well, Cuba, your "investment" is a zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


CCP funds will look insanely great for a few months.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (mlg/3)

95 A bigoted criticism. It was the whiteness that put him off. If it'd been brown he'd have been in his element.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (AlhUl)
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So you're saying he should be mayor of Pittsburgh during the age of coal in order to maximize his snow shoveling ability?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (MABZ1)

96 51 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

Commies have been talking about Involuntary Organ Harvesting FOREVER.

Just everyone who hears it thinks "Oh, they won't do that to ME, they're only gonna do it to those bad people that I hate!"
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)

Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

97 It's boycott day. I will do my part and boycott something. Any suggestions?

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

98 How can he possibly shovel snow that doesn't look like him?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

99 Trump nominates Kevin Warsh to replace Powell.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (g47mK)

100 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)
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LOL

The system has problems. It is not *that* bad. Yet.
Statistically, however, doctors will work a bit less hard to save you. About the same decline seen with ugly people, IIRC. Marginal risk, but non-zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (MABZ1)

101 It's boycott day. I will do my part and boycott something. Any suggestions?
Posted by: fd


Cots. Buy a bed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (mlg/3)

102 How can he possibly shovel snow that doesn't look like him?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)
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Roll it up, folks.

We're done here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (MABZ1)

103 That breech loader Giancarlo Nincompoop would puke his guts up at the sight of a dead body.

Killer, huh? I'd trade his faggot ass for a good Camp Fire girl.

Posted by: Sgt. Warden at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (R/m4+)

104 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)
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LOL

The system has problems. It is not *that* bad. Yet.
Statistically, however, doctors will work a bit less hard to save you. About the same decline seen with ugly people, IIRC. Marginal risk, but non-zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (MABZ1)

PSA - yes, I wrote in jest. The Monty Python boys covered this in a scene from The Meaning of Life, as many of you are no doubt aware.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)

105 61 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)


"petition the Government for redress of grievances"

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (5rh/l)

106
Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare

Who could have anticipated such a thing happening??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:05 AM (tgvbd)

107 PSA - yes, I wrote in jest. The Monty Python boys covered this in a scene from The Meaning of Life, as many of you are no doubt aware.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)
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Ah. It was clearly a jest, but I missed the MP reference. It has been a very, very long time since I saw that movie!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (MABZ1)

108 Murkowski never called for Mayorkas to step down.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (fGaR0)

109 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.
Posted by: Count de Monet
________

The Monty Python skit:

https://tinyurl.com/4856pfwb

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 08:08 AM (XvL8K)

110 I wonder if the MAID administrator has an organ grinder's monkey figurine on his desk. Just for a multi-layered pun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:09 AM (MABZ1)

111 I was concerned about being flamed in pushback with an organ donor success story near and dear to a hordian.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)

112 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form!

They will keep you alive, even if you are brain dead, to harvest the organs.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:11 AM (qFwJc)

113 I was concerned about being flamed in pushback with an organ donor success story near and dear to a hordian.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)
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Not from me. "Organ donation" is essentially an unsolvable problem. Our system is far less predatory than most.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:11 AM (MABZ1)

114 37 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Deep frown.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie Fan Club at January 30, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)

115 Murkowski never called for Mayorkas to step down.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (fGaR0)


Democrats never call for Democrats to step down.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

116
So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)

117 Life imitates art: "Coma" 1978

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077355/

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (qFwJc)

118 Democrats never call for Democrats to step down.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)
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Not true. It does happen sometimes, usually when one of them wanders off the reservation. Expect the Dems to go after Fetterman hard. They'll primary him and call for him to just withdraw and retire and save everyone the effort.

The GOP is, in fact, exactly the same most of the time. They go knives-out when one of their own steps off the plantation. Which is why they hate this administration so much. It's an environment so rich with potential targets that it's splitting their attention.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:14 AM (MABZ1)

119
"This is a disease that responds very well to treatment but, unfortunately, Oprah needs your liver."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:14 AM (tgvbd)

120
Breakfast orders are being placed. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:15 AM (tgvbd)

121 The “experts” will start grumbling that not enough donors are available voluntarily. They’ll make organ donation an “opt out” kind of thing, and an obstacle course to negotiate.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (xtYJY)

122 So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)
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I doubt it. It was long ago and there would be a solid argument that the original parties - both state and private - no longer exist.

But it could be used as an investment come-on. "Invest some dollar amount and we'll also provide preferential bidding for previously-nationalize foreign assets in the privatization process" or somesuch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (MABZ1)

123 Walz Calls It Quits: ‘I Will Never Run For An Elected Office Again’

A soft play of the victim card

Fraud! ICE killing my constituents! I ask you, how could I have been expected to stop those! I'm only a governor, not Superman! Waaaah!!!

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (5rh/l)

124 Or put another way “that which is allowed, will soon be made mandatory”.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (xtYJY)

125 Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.*"

Hmmm. It's as if enforcement of norms might keep idiots from acting out....

The "more steel production than Japan" is purely amazing, tho. Anyone predicting that anytime in the past quarter century would've been laughed out of the room...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

126 Eric Daugherty is claiming over on Twitter that the feds just arrested Don Lemon.

That would be marvelous!

If true.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (vwgrM)

127 It’s weird. This pattern keeps emerging.

-Administration uncovers massive fraud by Democrats
-Democrats deny fraud
-Irrefutable proof shows fraud occurred
-Democrats defend fraudsters
-Research shows fraudsters contributed massive amounts to Democrats and their friends

It’s almost like it’s a money laundering operation to fund Democrats- with your money.

Again, weird.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (ScG/9)

128 Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare.

The murders start with smooth, sophisticated wording and end with organs getting cut out of living people in operating rooms. Euthanasia, "brain death," medical assistance in dying ... all lies.

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (wC4Qw)

129 108 Murkowski never called for Mayorkas to step down.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (fGaR0)

Why would she have done so? The Border was secure under Mayorkas's world-class leadership! Next question!

Posted by: Karine John-Peter at January 30, 2026 08:19 AM (5rh/l)

130 I was concerned about being flamed in pushback with an organ donor success story near and dear to a hordian.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)
++++
Not from me. "Organ donation" is essentially an unsolvable problem. Our system is far less predatory than most.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:11 AM (MABZ1)


I find it amusing that the argument against paying donor families is that they'd take the money rather than trying to save their loved ones.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

131 Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare."

You misspelled "fundraiser"

So, who's up for a new(ish) gall bladder!

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)

132 Eric Daugherty is claiming over on Twitter that the feds just arrested Don Lemon.
--
Yup, seeing others saying it as well: The Lemon has been squeezed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (HXT0k)

133 Senate Strikes Deal to Fund Government, Averting a Shutdown

Not so fast.
We're still going to have a partial government shutdown.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

134 So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)

No.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Asshead The Clown at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (R/m4+)

135 Eric Daugherty is claiming over on Twitter that the feds just arrested Don Lemon.

That would be marvelous!

If true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (vwgrM)


But that's unpossible. I was informed that when the DOJ withdrew the first warrant request it meant that Trump had caved and Bondi should be fired.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

136 Anybody rushing to cuba to invest in the country when it falls should take a long hard look at what happened to the oil companies in venezuala. Billions invested and then one day *poof* the government seized all of their stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 08:21 AM (0N4FZ)

137 Organ donation? The Paolo declines. The Paolo prefers, how you say, short-term rental options from satisfied client referrals.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 08:21 AM (wVcYX)

138 California legalized gay marriage. I'm getting out before they make it mandatory.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (qFwJc)

139 134 So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)

No.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Asshead The Clown at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (R/m4+)



"Hyman broken!"

- - Judge Moe Loki

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (x0n13)

140 The dem knives did come out for Al Franken, of all people. It happens occasionally…. IIRC his “sin” was to pretend to squeeze some news hottie’s bewbs while she slept in a plane. The ultimate crime in that very brief me-too era

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (ZtAny)

141

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (DDJSl)

142 We must increase the federal budget.

Social Security is going broke.

Medicare and Medicaid spending is increasing geometrically.

*ponders at least a trillion in fraud and abuse*
*ponders massive illegal immigrant state spending*
*ponders Congress allowing non citizens on programs like SSDI, which suddenly then started becoming unsustainable*

What the hell has Congress been doing and where is the oversight?

Why aren’t we reducing federal spending?

Why aren’t we showing a change in solvency now that states have to pay back billions?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (ScG/9)

143 ...don-lemon-in-custody-former-cnn-anchor-sources-say/

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (qFwJc)

144 Mr. Lemon was arrested whilst covering the grammys

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (xtYJY)

145 Today is National Croissant Day. 🥐

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

146 Reconquest of Cuba by Floridians of Cuban extraction would be a trip.

Watching college students screeching at how the term Reconquista was appropriated by the alt-right would be the most entertaining part.

The next bit of entertainment would be the videos of the luxury resorts getting set up there.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (svLOV)

147 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

148 Off Bob Hope sock.

CBS news is reporting Don Lemon was arrested last night.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (qFwJc)

149 I find it amusing that the argument against paying donor families is that they'd take the money rather than trying to save their loved ones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

Best I can do is three-fifty for Uncle Al.

Posted by: Rick Harrison, Gold & Silver Pawnshop and Organ Donors, Las Vegas, NV at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

150 So........

The RINO GOP caved. Again.

Posted by: ZooomZooom (R) at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (ubRRG)

151 NR Pax

Power plants and electrical grid first, then the casinos.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

152


Squeeze that Lemon . . .


Led Zeppelin 2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)

153 CBS news is reporting Don Lemon was arrested last night.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


When the cop interrogating Don told him what happened to guys like him in prison, he begged to be taken into custody.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (svLOV)

154 I submit there is no illegal that is just an illegal.
I know what I need to do to live, work, drive, and just be part of my community.

It is impossible to be an illegal and not commit dozens of crimes annually.

Deportation must continue to as they are the fastest, simplest, and most just way to deal with illegals.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

155 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.

https://is.gd/6kl17x

https://is.gd/MdnXja

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (L/fGl)

156 151 Power plants and electrical grid first, then the casinos.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Grocery stores too. And I'll tolerate Starbucks setting up shop.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (svLOV)

157 Tucker Carlson Is a 'Fervent Christian' but Feels 'Completely Comfortable in the Seat of Islam’
_______
That's an Episcopalian for you, nowadays.

(Note, I was baptized and confirmed one.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (AlhUl)

158 After much deliberation, I have decided to boycott my local Ice facility. Their use of penguins in their logo is both disturbing and infuriating. I can go without purchasing 10lb bags for at least one day in protest of their mephitic message.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

159 no one of any consequence

Don Lemon's dream come true... Being in an all-male prison.

Alas for him. He will be in solitary confinement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

160 148 Off Bob Hope sock.

CBS news is reporting Don Lemon was arrested last night.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (qFwJc)
*****
Fox is reporting it was just after midnight Los Angeles time at a hotel .

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

161 CBS says Lemon's lawyer confirms the arrest.

https://tinyurl.com/8s27u93r

But, can you believe those liars?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:27 AM (uQesX)

162 Dear Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen,

Something Happened to Don Lemon. Take the win.

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

163 Tillis is a tough guy now that he is retiring, and pretty much handed the seat to the Dems and Roy Cooper.

Funding deal is probably crap, but Donald has to get it out of the way so we can concentrate on the midterms and confirming more Judges

Posted by: Jonah at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (YCxFk)

164 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (qw6Uy)

165 Easy peasy
Lemon teasy

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)

166 TGIF!!!

>>"Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."

Said this from Sundance, right?
Having their lil' mountain resort film fest and calmly calling for revolution. Did you see Fight Club, dude? Your servers may not feel like you are on the team. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (0yjaw)

167 Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?"

Ah, isn't that a fictional guy? Now the Chicago Mob in Havana...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)

168 Don Lemon's dream come true... Being in an all-male prison.

Alas for him. He will be in solitary confinement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

Put him in a women's prison.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (uQesX)

169 Don Lemon?
Perp walk video?
Handcuffs?
Mug shot?
Orange jumpsuit?
20 agents in body armor at his front door predawn with a battering ram, SWAT team vehicles and camera crew?

Posted by: Inquiring minds at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Fox is reporting it was just after midnight Los Angeles time at a hotel .
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
====

We all know that's code for "anonymous homosexual liaison"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

171 160. Red, sure it was not a bath house?

Posted by: Jonah at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)

172 My late, lovely, wife was on the list for kidney transplant. I came to detest everyone involved with the program. Onerous rules and obstacles, bottom line was that the program was MUCH more concerned with maintaining their "Center Of Excellence" percentages than actually helping sick people. I'm quite patient and nonviolent, but my Viking heritage comes out when thinking of them. Burn, Loot, Scatter.

Posted by: Erik the Red at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

173 RINO GOP caved. Again.
Posted by: ZooomZooom

They are counting on the alternative being much worse than them. Sure wish they gave us a reason to vote For them, rather than Against the Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

174 So today is anti-ICE shut down day, no shopping, no working? Let's see how that goes. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (0yjaw)

175 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported."

A bit lower, please. Over her mouth...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (XuXeR)

176 Thx JJ, good morning again Horde. Happy Friday
Don Lemon is under arrest. Now that makes for a happy Friday. The left will be screaming 1st Amendment but Lemon's own posts show him participating in the planning.
Enjoy prison Donny. Oh, wait...hmmm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (IDEQi)

177 >>> Don Lemon's dream come true... Being in an all-male prison.


He can join the Purple Gang and be a cheerleader for the inmates' football team.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

178 We can't pass the SAVE act to require voter ID because wymyns are too stupid to get IQ (I guess).

https://is.gd/lpYXUM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (L/fGl)

179 Squeeze that Lemon . . .
Led Zeppelin 2.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)
====

Get out of my head JJ!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

180 OrangeEnt

Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

181 "Dear Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen,

Something Happened to Don Lemon. Take the win.

Love, Franpsycho

It took them long enough. I wonder why. Would they have given you or me a week to go around crowing about our crime?

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)

182 Why aren’t we showing a change in solvency now that states have to pay back billions?
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (ScG/9)

But if we did that woman and chirruns would starve and I would not get my Hoveround at no cost to me, shipping excluded of course, so I can go to Wal Mark and buy more processed food for my obese ass. Don't be so heartless!

Posted by: democrat Goblin Moocher at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (R/m4+)

183 Giancarlo Stanton> Giancarlo Esposito

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (IDEQi)

184 I’m pretty sure the GOP is about to pass all spending bills through regular order.

Just pointing that out for all the people who said it wasn’t going to happen.

When was the last time that happened- btw?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (ScG/9)

185 So today is anti-ICE shut down day, no shopping, no working? Let's see how that goes. . ."

Well, the traffic cameras around Minnomalia show....

Traffic. Pretty normal traffic, too.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

186 158 After much deliberation, I have decided to boycott my local Ice facility. Their use of penguins in their logo is both disturbing and infuriating. I can go without purchasing 10lb bags for at least one day in protest of their mephitic message.
Posted by: fd

We can be quite litigious when provoked and keep savage lawyers on retainer. Expect a knock on the door very soon.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)

187 Lizzy

So now doing my normal shopping in town is an act of defiance to the narrative. Got it.

Sucks to be the Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

188 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

NaCly, I just figured they'd beat the shit out of him for being more womanly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (uQesX)

189 >> Dear Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen,

And please make the Republicans Caved Guy, your bottom guy

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (ScG/9)

190 >>Fox is reporting it was just after midnight Los Angeles time at a hotel .


Nice.
Was CNN there to film it?
OK, maybe Newsmax?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (0yjaw)

191 184 I’m pretty sure the GOP is about to pass all spending bills through regular order.

Just pointing that out for all the people who said it wasn’t going to happen.

When was the last time that happened- btw?
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (ScG/9)

Would actually prefer they do something to get rid of the Killswitch bullshit, just this time.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (iXqHn)

192 Financial Times reports that Spain's unemployment rate is 9.9%, way below its peak of 27% in 2013. Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (rJ48h)

193 Dems Demand Taxpayers Keep Funding ‘Obamaphones’ for the Dead

At one time Carlos Sim of Mexico was the biggest Obamaphone provider.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

194 Vengeance

Regular order is a good thing for spending bills. Had to be a long time ago. Like before Obama.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

195 >>So now doing my normal shopping in town is an act of defiance to the narrative. Got it.


Heh, yup!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (0yjaw)

196 180 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Maybe it will help rehabilitate them. "I was a hardened criminal but the judge said I would have to be in a cell with Don Lemon if I was in his courtroom ever again. I've been a good citizen ever since."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (svLOV)

197 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (rJ48h)

To vote out the last few conservatives.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

198 1160. Red, sure it was not a bath house?
Posted by: Jonah at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM
*******
Maybe a bathtub with bubbles.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

199 When the cop interrogating Don told him what happened to guys like him in prison, he begged to be taken into custody.

LOL!

Also, friends of DataRepublican cracked open Antifa's command and control systems, got data dumps on all of the users, and they're now inoperable. communityofservice.com is where it was hiding in plain sight.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (NqGS/)

200 Lizzy

A gay man's TV network? MSNBC?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

201 Also, friends of DataRepublican cracked open Antifa's command and control systems, got data dumps on all of the users, and they're now inoperable.

I wish that woman a long happy life as she shines spotlights on these creatures.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:36 AM (svLOV)

202 Second verse same as the first
Little bit louder, little bit worse

THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (L/fGl)

203 Speaking of Canada, Trump just put the kybosh on Canuck made airplanes because they don't want Gulfstream stuff from here.

https://tinyurl.com/2jzdarrc

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (uQesX)

204 It took them long enough. I wonder why. Would they have given you or me a week to go around crowing about our crime?
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
******
The courts kept denying. Finally had to go to a grand jury.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

205 why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?"

10th century economics. Seriously. They need Achmed and Achmed to work, thereby supporting (well, in theory) Fernadez and Alfonso.
Germany tried the same stupid asshattery over the past decades.

Worked great, huh?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

206 I love the business left abandoning climate change for AI. The way to beat the left is to get them fighting each other. The business left needs the energy from fossil fuels and nuclear and are saying adios to the climate fanatics. The climate fanatics will strike back

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (IDEQi)

207 NR Pax

I like your power of positive thinking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

208 >> Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

Fiscal year 1997 was the last time Congress passed the bills in regular order.

That’s a pretty monumental achievement being drowned out by all the democrats insurrection and attacks on law enforcement

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (ScG/9)

209 I'm guessing a Lefty judge will have Don Lemon released by Art Thread time. Morning Rant time at the latest.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (ESVrU)

210 188 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

NaCly, I just figured they'd beat the shit out of him for being more womanly.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (uQesX)

Shit, in a men's prison they'd go out of their way to make sure he doesn't enjoy it. Churn him with a broomstick or a metal rod until he suffers severe internal bleeding, etc.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)

211 because you are free to be grotesquely racist against whites...in The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

Not free to.

Expected to.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (6ZSsV)

212 207 NR Pax

I like your power of positive thinking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Thanks! I'm not quite as cynical or dark hearted as I come across as online. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (svLOV)

213 No sh#t? Video: https://tinyurl.com/mw58xzjk

@WallStreetApes
Steve Forbes, chairman and editor-in-chief of Forbes, says Ilhan Omar and her husband are running a money laundering operation

🚨 Ilhan Omar’s husbands investment firm was looked into, THERE IS NO RECORDS OF THEM MANAGING MONEY, “NO CLIENTS”

“His investment firm — It’s DC headquarters appear to share office space at a WeWork. There's no track record of his firm managing money, doing M&A deals, no clients we see, no investment deals or any work it's done.

They say they do work in 80 nations operating in. There's no SEC registrations for them as investment advisers. What is going on here?

This increasingly looks sketchy, both the winery and his investment firm. Yeah, the winery may not exist and the firm may be just a really a name only”

“It’s amazing how people can go into Congress and then become these entrepreneurial investing geniuses, where they come in, she had under $1,000 of net worth, and her husband didn't have much, and suddenly now they're multimillionaires. Is there a money laundering operation here — something is not right”

“That $30 million came from sources that are illegal, period”

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (0yjaw)

214 Strategy versus simple opportunism; Schumer 2, Thune 2. Wow, everyone wins except us!

My "senators" are Cruz and Cornyn. Cornyn was one of 10 R senators that voted to import our beloved Afghan Allies and is now running adds about how Islam is incompatible with American society. Ironic.

Cruz needs to lose the silly beard and quit pretending to have some claim to running for President.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (4b7CV)

215 180 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Maybe it will help rehabilitate them. "I was a hardened criminal but the judge said I would have to be in a cell with Don Lemon if I was in his courtroom ever again. I've been a good citizen ever since."
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (svLOV)

Chained Heat IV: Going Straight After Hard Times

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

216 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.

The irony is that, whenever I work overseas, showing a passport is mandatory when checking into the hotel. And they take down all the information just for good measure. Depending on the country, you have to at least flash it whenever using a credit card for any purchase.

When clearing customs, they always want to see a return flight and a hotel reservation. A travel medical policy depending on the country. Sometimes a work visa - rules vary.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (GvwA4)

217 193 At one time Carlos Sim of Mexico was the biggest Obamaphone provider.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

Which Carlos Slim?

Doumit (The Son) or Helu (The Father)?

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (iXqHn)

218 The Muslim Women League (MWL) is a Pakistan-based Islamist women's organization focused on promoting Islamic values, women's empowerment through religious principles, ideological indoctrination, and community engagement activities among female audiences.

And I thot Somali women were fucking idiots.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

219 Churn him with a broomstick or a metal rod until he suffers severe internal bleeding, etc."

Hey Now!

/Eddie the Second, fondling a Huge (heh) Dispenser

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

220 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

-
Fear of widespread common sense breaking out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (L/fGl)

221 >>Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.

Indeed! He haaaates women, can't hide it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (0yjaw)

222 I suppose Democrats will once again run for the midterms on attacking federal law enforcement.

And supporting illegal immigrants.

And supporting massive fraud.

I think they should go with that.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (ScG/9)

223 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

224 sigh

I'm a fan of the site "We Rate Dogs." It's a silly collection of dog pictures and the guy does a lot of good work in raising funds for dogs that need surgery.

Today, he decided to get political.

In solidarity with the general strike, we're encouraging our followers to participate in an economic blackout today, Friday, Jan. 30. Instead of spending money at stores (including ours!), we invite you to invest in your communities through mutual aid, strike funds, and other local organizations. If you are in a position to assist Minnesota monetarily, please consider: (List of liberal causes).

How about funds for the families of people murdered by illegal aliens? Oh wait; you don't give a shit about them.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (svLOV)

225 "It's a big club and you ain't in it."

Posted by: George Carlin at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (qFwJc)

226 "Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."


"I'm an ACTOR! I make MILLIONS pretending to be other PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME and DO AS I SAY!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

227 Ha! Mayor Mamdani shovels snow like a 7 year old girl, skimming the top 4" and leaving the rest. Where in tarnation is the gas-powered snow blower? Is NYC that broke that they can't afford one?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (oT7pT)

228 Vengeance

Thanks for the info. Part of our problem has been the lack of a serious Congress controlling spending.

This brings real power to Congress, much more than "hearings". So very good news, in a Constitutional direction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

229 I love the business left abandoning climate change for AI

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (IDEQi)

I do too, but remember they aren't doing it for AI, they are doing it for the unheard of, unimaginable, surveillance powers that AI will give them.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (6ZSsV)

230 Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

Playing the Simcard I see!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (vwgrM)

231 On the radio this morning, I heard that Bill Gates has opined that AI “doctors” will be better than human doctors in the near future. This Gates guy just can’t stay in his lane… annoying

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (WnEm5)

232 My "senators" are Cruz and Cornyn. Cornyn was one of 10 R senators that voted to import our beloved Afghan Allies and is now running adds about how Islam is incompatible with American society. Ironic.

Cruz needs to lose the silly beard and quit pretending to have some claim to running for President.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (4b7CV)

On March 3 the day after Independence Day you can send Cornholenyn to some million dollar lobbying job.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

233 I’m pretty sure the GOP is about to pass all spending bills through regular order.

Just pointing that out for all the people who said it wasn’t going to happen.

When was the last time that happened- btw?

Posted by: Vengeance



It has been about 30 years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (0U5gm)

234 “That $30 million came from sources that are illegal, period”

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

235 Giancarlo Esposito



Eat a bullet.

No one will miss you.

Not even your family.

F*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

236 224 I'm a fan of the site "We Rate Dogs." It's a silly collection of dog pictures and the guy does a lot of good work in raising funds for dogs that need surgery.

Today, he decided to get political.

In solidarity with the general strike, we're encouraging our followers to participate in an economic blackout today, Friday, Jan. 30. Instead of spending money at stores (including ours!), we invite you to invest in your communities through mutual aid, strike funds, and other local organizations. If you are in a position to assist Minnesota monetarily, please consider: (List of liberal causes).

How about funds for the families of people murdered by illegal aliens? Oh wait; you don't give a shit about them.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (svLOV)

I'm pretty sure he's said left-wing stuff before.

I know he has on his youtube channel.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (iXqHn)

237 I think they should go with that.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (ScG/9)

The only problem is that even with all the clips of democrat criminality, the Rs will not use any of them in their campaigns. They wouldn't stoop to sullying their lily-livered hands with something like that. Their friends across the aisle wouldn't like it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (uQesX)

238 It's one thing to be able to record and document every conversation in the civilized world, but fully another to have a computer understand, organize, summarize and flag them. That's just one thing AI will provide/is providing.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (6ZSsV)

239
On March 3 the day after Independence Day you can send Cornholenyn to some million dollar lobbying job.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (gbOdA)[i/]


Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

240 >>THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."


Projection on steroids.
It stopped being funny a while ago.
She only every sees race.
Even Jessie Jackson had more finesse than this idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (0yjaw)

241 Hey the temperature is up to -4 here in the mid Hudson. Beach partyyy!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (IDEQi)

242 Last time they were using riots as a political tool, I was living in Denver, and people were being beaten and shot at MAGA rallies.

Much calmer here in Trump country. Even the nearby bluish city is peaceful, so far. The worst we've had have been some antisemitic but nonviolent street actions at the college last summer. But that's de rigeur - mobs screaming about the Jews is Gen Z's version of a Dave Matthews Band concert. All the chicks love them, and the guys have to show up if they want pussy, and it doesn't matter if its gay AF.

Anyway, thank you Lord for the opportunity to escape blue America. I'm grateful every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

243 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

-
Fear of widespread common sense breaking out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



They specifically said they were doing it so that the left can remain in power.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (0U5gm)

244 I'm pretty sure he's said left-wing stuff before.

I know he has on his youtube channel.
Posted by: XTC


I'm lazy and don't follow everyone that gets my attention. But I'm not the least bit surprised. And it sounds like he doesn't need my money any longer.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (svLOV)

245 226 "I'm an ACTOR! I make MILLIONS pretending to be other PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME and DO AS I SAY!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

He even played a tinpot dictator who got overthrown by left-wing revolutionaries in FarCry 6.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (iXqHn)

246 Ha! Mayor Mamdani shovels snow like a 7 year old girl, skimming the top 4" and leaving the rest. Where in tarnation is the gas-powered snow blower? Is NYC that broke that they can't afford one?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (oT7pT)

Dems all go for the easy PR photo op early in their terms. Remember Mayor Pete and the bicycle rides? Bubba Clinton and his jogging around D.C.? None of it is real but the loony left slurps it up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

247 231 On the radio this morning, I heard that Bill Gates has opined that AI “doctors” will be better than human doctors in the near future. This Gates guy just can’t stay in his lane… annoying
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (WnEm5)

He is annoying
but looking thru 1000 mamograms or CATs and popping out the ones for Docs to review make perfect sense.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

248 Hey! Take it easy on Ilhan Omar!

Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.

-
Let he who has not faced a apple cider vinegar cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (L/fGl)

249 >> Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

They should really now start to look at root causes for the fiscal insanity.

For example I mentioned SSDI. Congress allowed people who had some type of legal status, even temporary, to do things like put their non citizen, sick parents on SSDI. A huge part of SSDI are non citizens like that. The program blew up after Congress did that and it needs to be rolled back. They also opened the program up to massive fraud and they still have not looked into it yet. It’s a racket where the same doctors and administrators funnel people into SSDI, and a lot of it is fraud.

Just do your job, Congress. Legislate all the non citizens out of the system.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (ScG/9)

250 He can join the Purple Gang and be a cheerleader for the inmates' football team.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

I can get Don some of those things, especially the cheeseburger. I'll even wash his socks.

Posted by: Rory Schultebrand at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (R/m4+)

251 Dems all go for the easy PR photo op early in their terms. Remember Mayor Pete and the bicycle rides? Bubba Clinton and his jogging around D.C.? None of it is real but the loony left slurps it up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

252 I'm a fan of the site "We Rate Dogs." It's a silly collection of dog pictures and the guy does a lot of good work in raising funds for dogs that need surgery.



Girlfriendshowoff doesn't exist anymore. It used to show dude's girlfriends in various stages of undress for you to critique. There was no political slant whatsoever.

Those were simpler times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

253 The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.

Plank in your eye and all that, lady.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (svLOV)

254 How about funds for the families of people murdered by illegal aliens? Oh wait; you don't give a shit about them.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (svLOV)
====

The hypocrisy is part of the kink.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

255 Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.



DIAF, twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

256 "The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock."
--------

They laugh when they write these.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (6ZSsV)

257 Smell the Glove

Hunh.

My 6℉ here in rural Kansas is warmer. Very unusual.

Stay warm. Hug someone who cares for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

258
AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.

___________

I don't recall this level of nuttery even, say, 30 years ago. Are we just now more aware of it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (tgvbd)

259 Those were simpler times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, the guy's a Leftist. Some of those dogs probably *are* his girlfriends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

260 He is annoying but looking thru 1000 mamograms or CATs and popping out the ones for Docs to review make perfect sense.

It absolutely does not. What you're talking about is "general flaw detection". The Holy Grail of Machine Vision - which was an attempt at early AI 30 years ago. I worked on that stuff.

Here's the thing. You can't show 1000 Cat Scans to ten doctors, in a blind test, and even get them to 100% agree on the results. Now how in the Hell do you program that ? You can't.

AI is a scam. Great photo-shop tool and random phrase generator. And that's about it.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (GvwA4)

261 I think a lot of our political betters wrapped up in this "revolution" horseshit are at best, basically, play-acting. They're not in it for the communism, they're in it for the money.

Stop the grift, the fraud and we'll likely see a whole different attitude.

And a whole lot of resignations.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (jtM2q)

262
"Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."

"I'm an ACTOR! I make MILLIONS pretending to be other PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME and DO AS I SAY!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM


it should read "...in a desperate attempt to salvage what little (if any) relevance he may have had...)

cereal, other than playing Gus Fring in Breaking Bad (to be fair, he was very good playing that character); without looking it up, name anything else that he has done that was memorable

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (tljrc)

263
Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.

-
Let he who has not faced a apple cider vinegar cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Exactly! Vinegar is much more dangerous than a .556 moving at 1400 fps towards your head!

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (0U5gm)

264 >>THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."


Projection on steroids.
It stopped being funny a while ago.
She only every sees race.
Even Jessie Jackson had more finesse than this idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (0yjaw)

I'd like to cut her nuts off.

Posted by: Rev-runhd Jesse Jackson at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

265 THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."
----
Huh.

This explains why the lily-white AWFLs are deathly afraid they will be deported.

Cause, uh, all humans have melanin in their skin. Unless you're albino.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (HXT0k)

266 I don't recall this level of nuttery even, say, 30 years ago. Are we just now more aware of it?"

Yeah. Uncle Bob and Aunt Mumbles stayed in the attic...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

267 240 Projection on steroids.
It stopped being funny a while ago.
She only every sees race.
Even Jessie Jackson had more finesse than this idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (0yjaw)

If anyone ever wondered why I wish I wasn't mixed...

It's so people won't associate me with mush-brained dumbasses like Crockett or criminal thugs like Saint George. Or ESPECIALLY with the scum-of-the-earth Somalis.

They're not "my people", and they never will be.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (iXqHn)

268 So today is anti-ICE shut down day, no shopping, no working? Let's see how that goes. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (0yjaw)
++++
Whaetever. Anyone who fails to go to work today is going to be short-listed for the next RIF, and they all know it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (MABZ1)

269 And now, History Corner with Cornel West.

.@CornelWest on "these two precious folks, sister Renee & my dear brother Alex":

"So when you n*ggerize a whole country, you start treating all of your citizens the way black folk have been treated for 250 years."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (L/fGl)

270 Anyway, thank you Lord for the opportunity to escape blue America. I'm grateful every day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)
====
One day I too will escape.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

271 In 2025, U.S. steel production beat out Japan to become the world’s third-largest steel producer. This is the first time since 1999 that the U.S. has produced more steel than Japan.

“U.S. crude steel production in 2025 was up 3.1% to 82 million tons, the first rise in two years, according to the World Steel Association,”.

WTF are we in 3rd?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

272 >>On the radio this morning, I heard that Bill Gates has opined that AI “doctors” will be better than human doctors in the near future. This Gates guy just can’t stay in his lane… annoying


(LifeSiteNews) — In 2003, American journalist Bill Moyers asked Bill Gates a question. Why,
Moyers wanted to know, are you so passionate about reproductive issues? Gates considered. “But
did you come to reproductive issues as an intellectual, philosophical pursuit?” Moyers pressed. “Or
was there something that happened? [W]as there a revelation?”

“When I was growing up, my parents were always involved in various volunteer things,”
Gates answered. “My dad was head of Planned Parenthood. And it was very controversial to be
involved with that. And so it’s fascinating."


He's not obsessed with health, he's obsessed with population control. One can imagine how compassionate his AI doctors will be. . . Or not.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (0yjaw)

273 This explains why the lily-white AWFLs are deathly afraid they will be deported"

That's funny right there. There's no "fear" (or thinking) involved.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

274
I think Cornyn will end up getting by in March. The question is who Wesley Hunt draws votes away from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

275 Stop the grift, the fraud and we'll likely see a whole different attitude.

And a whole lot of resignations.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (jtM2q)

Quite a few public horsewhippings for them would probably do the same.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (uQesX)

276 That reminds me. I need to get my car n***erized.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (6ZSsV)

277 Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare

Who could have anticipated such a thing happening??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:05 AM


*slowly raises hand*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (kgE5c)

278 That's funny right there. There's no "fear" (or thinking) involved."

*watched vid* - add "and no father/husband involved either

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

279 "Yeah, but Don Lemon won't be catapulted over the Gulf of Mexico to be eaten by sharks with friggin laser beams on their friggin heads, so nothing is still happening."
-that one guy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (GBKbO)

280 The irony is that, whenever I work overseas, showing a passport is mandatory when checking into the hotel. And they take down all the information just for good measure. Depending on the country, you have to at least flash it whenever using a credit card for any purchase.

Our sophisticated leftists need the opportunity to see how things are done in their beloved "Not Trump's America".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

281 r hennigantx

OSHA, EPA and NAFTA started the entire outsourcing of our entire manufacturing sector. We are 3rd, with a rise like a rocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

282 off sock

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (5rh/l)

283
“U.S. crude steel production in 2025 was up 3.1% to 82 million tons, the first rise in two years, according to the World Steel Association,”.

WTF are we in 3rd?
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026


***
Because first and second won't engage?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)

284 That reminds me. I need to get my car n***erized."

Down the street - follow the sign for "One Hour N***gerizing*

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

285 As long as the temperature stay in single digits the Democrats will have trouble getting the anti-ICE engine goinf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (//n4s)

286 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

To prevent Spaniards from, possibly, voting for a government that cares about Spaniards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

287 269 And now, History Corner with Cornel West.

.@CornelWest on "these two precious folks, sister Renee & my dear brother Alex":

"So when you n*ggerize a whole country, you start treating all of your citizens the way black folk have been treated for 250 years."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (L/fGl)

=====

Why does Cornel West not care about his brother black men, descended from slave chattel, being squeezed out of the job market by illegal immigrants, by those illegal immigrants stealing welfare that should be going to those who actually have suffered under racist American rule?

How did he get out of Zion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:53 AM (GBKbO)

288
Whatever will we do without the economic contributions of "influencers", marketing fagz, HR bimbos and soft-role AWFLs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:53 AM (tgvbd)

289 NFL appoints "Chief Kindness Officer" ahead of the Super Bowl (no one seems happy about it)

-
If you can't achieve 10 kindness in 4 downs, you have to turn the virtue signaling over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:53 AM (L/fGl)

290 The Gustavo Fring character in Breaking Bad was a badass homicidal lunatic drug lord …. Maybe Giancarlo marinated in that personality a bit too much…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (+kWhq)

291 For example I mentioned SSDI. Congress allowed people who had some type of legal status, even temporary, to do things like put their non citizen, sick parents on SSDI. A huge part of SSDI are non citizens like that. The program blew up after Congress did that and it needs to be rolled back. They also opened the program up to massive fraud and they still have not looked into it yet. It’s a racket where the same doctors and administrators funnel people into SSDI, and a lot of it is fraud.

Just do your job, Congress. Legislate all the non citizens out of the system.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (ScG/9)

I am too white to pull off Somali levels of fraud. Tell me about my privilege again.

Posted by: pookysgirl. as pale as copier paper at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (Wt5PA)

292 He can join the Purple Gang and be a cheerleader for the inmates' football team.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I can get Don some of those things, especially the cheeseburger. I'll even wash his socks.
Posted by: Rory Schultebrand

LOL.

Skip Donahue: What are you doing?

Harry Monroe: I'm gettin bad. You better get bad, Jack, 'cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get fucked.

1980 was a simpler, more enjoyable time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

293 Whatever will we do without the economic contributions of "influencers", marketing fagz, HR bimbos and soft-role AWFLs?"

Create the world's largest economy. Again.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

294 Crockett is redistricted out of a job an has as much chance as being elected a Senator as a fart in a wind storm.
She should try some bananas and rice to see if it helps her shit for brains

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (0KSrI)

295 Wasn't that a big workout craze in the 80's?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (6ZSsV)

296
cereal, other than playing Gus Fring in Breaking Bad (to be fair, he was very good playing that character); without looking it up, name anything else that he has done that was memorable
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (tljrc)



I've never seen one second of Breaking Bad, so I can't even tell you who the guy is and I wouldn't recognize him should I run him over with my F250 as he crossed the street.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

297 290 The Gustavo Fring character in Breaking Bad was a badass homicidal lunatic drug lord …. Maybe Giancarlo marinated in that personality a bit too much…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (+kWhq)

====

His career was in such bad shape right before he got that role, he was contemplating suicide so his kids could collect the insurance money.

And then capitalism saved him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (GBKbO)

298 Ha! Mayor Mamdani shovels snow like a 7 year old girl, skimming the top 4" and leaving the rest. Where in tarnation is the gas-powered snow blower? Is NYC that broke that they can't afford one?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (oT7pT)
++++
Snow blowers are inappropriate for worker's paradise photo ops!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (MABZ1)

299 .@CornelWest on "these two precious folks, sister Renee & my dear brother Alex":

"So when you n*ggerize a whole country, you start treating all of your citizens the way black folk have been treated for 250 years."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM


It that anything like Simonizing? I'm confused.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (kgE5c)

300 It that anything like Simonizing? I'm confused."

Martinizing. I think. Or maybe not.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

301 294 Crockett is redistricted out of a job an has as much chance as being elected a Senator as a fart in a wind storm.
She should try some bananas and rice to see if it helps her shit for brains

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (0KSrI)

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She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election.

She is going to use that to raise another few tens of millions in a presidential bid which will just be an effort to be the VP candidate.

She knows exactly what she's doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (GBKbO)

302 Giancarlo got high on his own supply. Never get high on your own supply !

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (g47mK)

303 FREE DON LEMON!

Heh. Just trying it out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)

304 Great, something happened to someone! Finally.

Now, is there any kind of legal folderol they can use to change the venue out of Minnesota? I don't want this guy just getting acquitted by a gay jury of snowtards and then getting a sick gig at a network again because #Resistance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

305 I think Cornyn will end up getting by in March. The question is who Wesley Hunt draws votes away from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

I think it’ll go to a runoff between Paxton and Cornyn when neither gets 50%… Without Hunt in the mix I think Paxton wins the runoff easily… almost all Hunt voters are anti-Cornyn

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (+kWhq)

306 304 Great, something happened to someone! Finally.

Now, is there any kind of legal folderol they can use to change the venue out of Minnesota? I don't want this guy just getting acquitted by a gay jury of snowtards and then getting a sick gig at a network again because #Resistance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

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Well, federal jury from all of Minnesota, including the Iron Range.

Worst case scenario is probably a hung jury which means...the feds can just try him again with another jury.

Process is punishment, I've been told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (GBKbO)

307 I don't recall this level of nuttery even, say, 30 years ago. Are we just now more aware of it?

In 1996 we had Al Gore, Tom Daschle, and Harry Reid. Feinstein and Boxer. Chris Dodd and a saner, nastier Joe Biden. And my personal favorite - Patty Murray - the original AWFL.

I'd say we were watching the rise of the nuttery 30 years ago.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (GvwA4)

308 She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election."

We're going SHOPPING!!!

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

309 NFL appoints "Chief Kindness Officer" ahead of the Super Bowl (no one seems happy about it)


The NFL pisses on you and tells you it's raining.

Yet it still makes $9bn a year. Roger Goodell is the worst commissioner in the history of everything and makes $56 mil a year. The owners reelected him unanimously.

Americans should tell the NFL to f*ck off. Their fantasy team and Draft Kings account is just too damn important.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

310 Don Lemon in handcuffs.
Threats to bomb Somal pirates.
It's going to be a shrieking good day.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (KtOUo)

311
Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

312 Massachusetts has set ambitious climate targets, planning to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050 and to slash emissions by at least 50% of 1990 levels by 2030.

It has been 25 years or so but Car and Driver or Road and Track figured out that you could just buy about 1 or 2% of drivers a new car and reduce auto pollution by about 25%.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (gbOdA)

313 Their fantasy team and Draft Kings account is just too damn important."

This. It's funny when some opine that 'white guys" are the NFL's support and market.

They ain't. At all.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

314 She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election."

We're going SHOPPING!!!
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)



Ilhan Omar made millions from a fraudulent wine making company that didn't exist. It now doesn't exist.

Nothing will happen........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

315 How do you spell capitulate?
G-O-P

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (PHOGh)

316 She knows exactly what she's doing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (GBKbO)

You know who else knew exactly what she was doing?

Lucille!

Posted by: Dragline at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

317 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

318 ... Here's the thing. You can't show 1000 Cat Scans to ten doctors, in a blind test, and even get them to 100% agree on the results. Now how in the Hell do you program that ? You can't.

AI is a scam. Great photo-shop tool and random phrase generator. And that's about it.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (GvwA4)
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Eh, sort of. You can't use "AI" - or any machine vision system - to make a correct decision. You probably *can* use it as a first-pass filter, tuned to enthusiastically make false positives (err on the side of diagnosing a problem in the face of ambiguity) and then kick it upstairs for human review.

AI is way too flawed to trust with actual decisions, but doing an initial assessment and using that to prioritize human review could be helpful. "Here are your 12 images from this morning. The top four are the ones the computer thinks are bad, so look at them first."

As you say, even trained humans who *can* think disagree sometimes, and that needs to not be short-circuited. But AI could be useful as an automatic priority-setter for when the doc gets his images.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (MABZ1)

319 I don't want this guy just getting acquitted by a gay jury of snowtards and then getting a sick gig at a network again because #Resistance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)
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Wait, wut?

Posted by: Jack Ruby at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

320 Ann Arbor city Council yesterday voted to prohibit ICE from any county owned buildings. Anti-ice revelers are rejoicing. If you read the fine print, though it says “unless they have a warrant.”

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (P4/RL)

321 308 She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election."

We're going SHOPPING!!!

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

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That's money that could go to Roy Cooper in NC, which most people on the left think is a won race.

Except, Senate races drive up turnout in the states that have them in midterms, all the way to presidential election levels.

And the GOP has 100,000 more active voters on the voter rolls in NC. And the GOP has a few thousand more total voters on the voter rolls.

And Trump won the state by 3.3% just two years earlier.

Cooper has name recognition, but he still can't get to 50% in any poll. He's this year's Larry Hogan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (GBKbO)

322 311
Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

So my choices are a race baiting communist or a Jesus quoting communist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

323 This climate crap is just Somali Fraud for white people.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (6ZSsV)

324 FREE DON LEMON!

Heh. Just trying it out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)



I'd rather it be "Don Lemon didn't kill himself!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

325 The James Madison, I'm going to save your prediction about Crockett .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (0KSrI)

326 Isn't Giancarlo Esposito going to be in the last season of The Boys? He could be intentionally provocative to get some buzz going.

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (fqEzO)

327 311
Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

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"Mary could have aborted Jesus."
-direct quote, from his interview with Joe Rogan when Rogan said he should be the future of the Democrat Party

Ain't no black woman voting for a twink white boy when they got Black Girl Magic to vote for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (GBKbO)

328 317 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed


Nope. Never had any appeal to me.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (svLOV)

329 Massachusetts has set ambitious climate targets, planning to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050"

Ok, that's funny right there.

Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?"

Nope. Have no idea. Don't care.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

330 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)



No.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

331 317 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

*Waving hand furiously from the back row*


ME TOO

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (gbOdA)

332 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

No. Not the only one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (wVcYX)

333 @SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (L/fGl)
++++
Says the woman who is a top dog in the party that lives and breathes by political violence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (MABZ1)

334 It’s Happening: House Officially Schedules Vote to Hold Clintons in Contempt

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Next step, the gallows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (L/fGl)

335 Massachusetts has set ambitious climate targets, planning to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050"



It's been below freezing in Texas more than not in the last 7 days.

Global warming has been fixed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

336 Snow is predicted for Saturday here. I expect the stores to be busy today.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (qFwJc)

337 AI is way too flawed to trust with actual decisions, but doing an initial assessment and using that to prioritize human review could be helpful. "Here are your 12 images from this morning. The top four are the ones the computer thinks are bad, so look at them first."

Joe - I think you're the first person I've ever conversed with that has an understanding of how these tools might actually be used. Well done.

Now please, go tell all your friends. Because this AI craze really grates on my nerves.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GvwA4)

338 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Former Colorado State Senator Sonya Jaquez Lewis (D) CONVICTED of forging docments.

She forged documents in support of herself during an ethics investigation into her treatment of staffers

https://tinyurl.com/3j768vve

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

339 325 The James Madison, I'm going to save your prediction about Crockett .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (0KSrI)

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What? Do you think she has a remote shot?

TX has gotten so much redder since Beto was close to Cruz (and still lost). The Rio Grande area has turned almost outright Republican.

The Biden years destroyed the Democrat Party in TX. TX was one of the hardest hit by open borders, and here's Crockett going, "They all legal! Black girl magic!"

Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)

340 309 The NFL pisses on you and tells you it's raining.

Yet it still makes $9bn a year. Roger Goodell is the worst commissioner in the history of everything and makes $56 mil a year. The owners reelected him unanimously.

Americans should tell the NFL to f*ck off. Their fantasy team and Draft Kings account is just too damn important.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Nobody likes Dhar Mann.

I promise you, not even the ghetto-ist, thuggist ghetto thug likes Dhar Mann.

He's an Indian scammer who makes sappy, badly acted youtube videos.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (uEmCf)

341 323 This climate crap is just Somali Fraud for white people.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (6ZSsV)

Last count was $22 T spending by Big Govts.
How much had consumers been FORCED to spend?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

342 It's been below freezing in Texas more than not in the last 7 days.

Global warming has been fixed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

That’s the beauty of the rebrand from global warming to climate change. Whether it’s hot or cold we still need to ban cars and a/c.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (PHOGh)

343 I saw one episode of Breaking Bad.

Bad guys came to his trailer to take over his operation.

He gassed them.

Great fun. More morally objectionable.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (qFwJc)

344 Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?"

Ok, that's even funnier.

And no. At all.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

345 Way to play hardball, team. Great job standing up to the fascists /s. Just Schumer doing Schumer things. He's absolutely in MAGA's pocket. It's all an act.

Hey now, they gave very serious consideration to doing the minimum possible to make a slightly principled stand against fascists killing Americans. What more do you want?

Let me guess, the fascists get everything they want, and the Democrats agreed to not do anything to stop them? They start from a position of apathy and aggressively negotiate downward from there. Current Democratic Party barely has a pulse much less balls.

Close! They kicked DHS funding down the road several weeks. For a group in the minority with little to lose they're quick to roll over. Maybe we'll get an extra line in the legal code saying ICE killing citizens and deporting them without trial is kind of bad, actually! We need to demand more.

Do you remember the party of no and why they were called that? It was fascinating how that minority party got as much as they did. I wonder how they got it?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

346 And the GOP has 100,000 more active voters on the voter rolls in NC. And the GOP has a few thousand more total voters on the voter rolls.

And Trump won the state by 3.3% just two years earlier.
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NC is not one of the states being sued by the DOJ to turn over their voting rolls.

Which means they are cooperating.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (HXT0k)

347 ... Worst case scenario is probably a hung jury which means...the feds can just try him again with another jury. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (GBKbO)
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Nullification is hard. Hanging is easy.

I expect all of these juries to either nullify or hang. Hang enough times, and the prosecutor will give up - especially for smaller prosecutions.

It sure would be cool if one of them doesn't, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (MABZ1)

348 The Biden years destroyed the Democrat Party in TX. TX was one of the hardest hit by open borders, and here's Crockett going, "They all legal! Black girl magic!"

Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)



We've had a million Californians move in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

349 345 Way to play hardball, team. Great job standing up to the fascists /s. Just Schumer doing Schumer things. He's absolutely in MAGA's pocket. It's all an act.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

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It's amazing how little leverage Schumer has when ICE is fully funded and appropriated through 2028 and the fight is actually about TSA funding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (GBKbO)

350 My "senators" are Cruz and Cornyn. Cornyn was one of 10 R senators that voted to import our beloved Afghan Allies and is now running adds about how Islam is incompatible with American society. Ironic.

Cruz needs to lose the silly beard and quit pretending to have some claim to running for President.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (4b7CV)

On March 3 the day after Independence Day you can send Cornholenyn to some million dollar lobbying job.
Posted by: r hennigantx


I am crawling across broken glass and dousing myself in 91% rubbing alcohol to vote against that cocksucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (qw6Uy)

351
They're not using snow blowers for the photo op in N.Y. 'cause they are gas powered, and therefore, racist.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)

352 348
We've had a million Californians move in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

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While the state has gotten significantly redder.

How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)

353 Nobody likes Dhar Mann.

I promise you, not even the ghetto-ist, thuggist ghetto thug likes Dhar Mann.

He's an Indian scammer who makes sappy, badly acted youtube videos.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (uEmCf)



Had to look him up.

What a fag haircut.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

354 Now please, go tell all your friends. Because this AI craze really grates on my nerves.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GvwA4)
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I am not looking forward to what might be a financial and economic catastrophe when the AI bubble pops.

I am very much looking forward to even a marginal renormalization of sanity when the AI bubble pops.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (MABZ1)

355 The gop decoupled DHS spending from everything else. Which means now they will be negotiating with Dems on DHS funding alone, having no leverage whatsoever. No matter the outcome it’s a win for the Dems.

Is Thune stupid or working for the other side?

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (PHOGh)

356 While the state has gotten significantly redder.

How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)



Texas is also getting overrun by muslhams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

357 You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

Ahhh, so THAT'S why he was smiling ear to ear. Huh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (5xuJ/)

358 352 How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)

The New Yorkers probably all moved to PA.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (uEmCf)

359 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (4Q9X5)

360 Texas has 88,000 fewer illegals than a year ago. Every day gets a little better.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (0U5gm)

361 You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

Ahhh, so THAT'S why he was smiling ear to ear. Huh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (5xuJ/)



This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

362 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

I may be in a minority here but I watched the whole series and found it to be excellent…. Walter White is the perfect anti-hero, I guy you find yourself rooting for even as he does awful stuff. The writing and acting was fantastic…. The last episode was superb. A few episodes before that, the episode entitled Ozymandias is generally considered one of the best TV episodes ever; I agree… action and gripping emotionally.

I know… I’ll never be a threat to Siskel and Ebert…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (OW907)

363 They're not using snow blowers for the photo op in N.Y. 'cause they are gas powered, and therefore, racist.
Posted by: Auspex



Did you see where the new governor of Virginia wants to tax ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT???
Leaf blowers, trimmers, etc.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (qw6Uy)

364 356 While the state has gotten significantly redder.

How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)


Texas is also getting overrun by muslhams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

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While the state is...getting redder.

How can any Texan see Trump's 14 point win in 2024 (compared to 6 in 2020) as any sign other than the Democrat Party is effectively dead in the state?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (GBKbO)

365 We've had a million Californians move in.
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Who provided the margin of victory to Cruz.

Seriously.

If they hadn't moved in, Cruz would have lost.

If they didn't vote for Beto.
And they didn't vote for the lesbo.
They are not going to vote for the loudmouth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (HXT0k)

366
I am crawling across broken glass and dousing myself in 91% rubbing alcohol to vote against that cocksucker.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (qw6Uy)



I'm sure that won't be necessary.

Just drive to your local polling station.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

367 356 Texas is also getting overrun by muslhams.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

EPIC City.

Also, Pakistan's most radical Imam has relocated to Texas.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (uEmCf)

368 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)


No.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

369 “Monster” Illegal Immigrant Allegedly Fractures 8-Year-Old’s Skull – NJ Governor Deflects Question About Him

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Will MS-NOW and the usual suspects sanctity this boy like they did Alex and Renee?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (L/fGl)

370 You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Ahhh, so THAT'S why he was smiling ear to ear. Huh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Charles Johnson


Yes. Yes it is Chuckie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (qw6Uy)

371 How can any Texan see Trump's 14 point win in 2024 (compared to 6 in 2020) as any sign other than the Democrat Party is effectively dead in the state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (GBKbO)



Republicans stay home when the candidates running aren't perfect.

They will take back Congress in November.

Because we suck and can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

372 368 I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

Eh. Once it got past the second season, they cut out most of the humor and all that was left was "Shitty People doing Shitty Things to each other".

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:10 AM (uEmCf)

373 I have a haircut scheduled today. I hope my hair lady isn’t on strike. Lol

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:10 AM (PHOGh)

374 The James Madison, no , I'm saving it because I think her political career is dead.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (0KSrI)

375 I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)



So I've been told.

Brian Cranston or whomever pisses me off, so I've just not had the gumption to self-deprecate and support him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

376 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (OW907)

What I found kind of fascinating was the way my allegiance slowly shifted from Walter to Jesse as the series progressed. By the end I loathed Walter and was all in on rooting for Jesse. Aaron Paul was at least as good as Bryan Cranston, IMO.

Too bad they're both crazed leftists irl.

Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf)

377 I have a haircut scheduled today. I hope my hair lady isn’t on strike. Lol

I'm off today. I promise you - I will not be boycotting Miller Lite.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (GvwA4)

378 371 Republicans stay home when the candidates running aren't perfect.

They will take back Congress in November.

Because we suck and can't have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

Because Republicans f***ing suck too, and bend over backwards to give Democrats everything they want.

The killswitch mandate is just the most recent example.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (uEmCf)

379 > "the rest of us would survive."

I don't think so, hoss.

Your little Communist revolution won't end well for anybody, and it DEFINITELY will not end well for you.

Only a communist dupe would be stupid enough to destroy the very Constitution that keeps him from being sent to the wall out of hand.

FAFO, bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (IG3/x)

380 I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

Agree. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter… say my name

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (+kWhq)

381 371 Republicans stay home when the candidates running aren't perfect.

They will take back Congress in November.

Because we suck and can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

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The pattern is that Senate elections in the state drive up turnout to presidential election levels.

TX is going to be a blowout for the GOP. They're going to win big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (GBKbO)

382 EPIC City.

Also, Pakistan's most radical Imam has relocated to Texas.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (uEmCf)



I believe EPIC city is dead. AG Paxton went after it for fraud and it's been found to have committed a lot of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

383 Did you see where the new governor of Virginia wants to tax ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT???
Leaf blowers, trimmers, etc.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (qw6Uy)

Yeah, we're in for a rough four years with the new White Witch.

And I see her Jacobin legislature is now gunning to shut down VMI.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (LxER7)

384 375 So I've been told.

Brian Cranston or whomever pisses me off, so I've just not had the gumption to self-deprecate and support him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

It's hard to even watch the dub of Macross Plus anymore, since Cranston voiced the main character in that.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (uEmCf)

385 362 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
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My wife and son were avid fans. I saw some of it, but no, you are not alone. These epic serials don't fit my life style.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (Hpgos)

386 374 The James Madison, no , I'm saving it because I think her political career is dead.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (0KSrI)

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Stacy Abrams was a thing for years after her 2018 loss in GA.

Black Girl Magic is really powerful in the Democrat Party.

It's why Kamala is still the frontrunner for the 2028 nomination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GBKbO)

387
It's an appropriate day for a anti-ice shutdown, we haven't been above freezing here for three weeks.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)

388 The gop decoupled DHS spending from everything else. Which means now they will be negotiating with Dems on DHS funding alone, having no leverage whatsoever. No matter the outcome it’s a win for the Dems.

Is Thune stupid or working for the other side?
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Imma gonna need you to show your math.

'cause there ain't no polling that shows DHS is unpopular, that anyone but the rabid left are against it.

A month ago, nothing was happening in MN.
A month from now, it'll be another state.
But sure, the left is going to be able to keep the pressure on.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (HXT0k)

389 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (MABZ1)

What concerns me is that many previously rational mutual funds have become top heavy with AI and Tech.

It's becoming tougher to diversify.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (vwgrM)

390 360 Texas has 88,000 fewer illegals than a year ago. Every day gets a little better.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That's just officially arrested and deported, right? How many "self deportations" of illegals not wanting to worry about getting scooped up unexpectedly?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

391 She forged documents in support of herself during an ethics investigation into her treatment of staffers

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Impeccable timing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (L/fGl)

392 >>>You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.

Posted by: r hennigantx

>Remember the JEF's faggy bike helmet? When you're a fatherless bastard child, I guess daddy wasn't there to teach you how to ride in grammar school.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (oT7pT)

393 It's why Kamala is still the frontrunner for the 2028 nomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GBKbO)



She's not black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

394 >
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

Is that retard still around? I'll bet that I haven't even thought about him for at least a decade until just now.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (IG3/x)

395 Better Call Saul > Breaking Bad

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (PHOGh)

396 >Remember the JEF's faggy bike helmet? When you're a fatherless bastard child, I guess daddy wasn't there to teach you how to ride in grammar school.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (oT7pT)



How do you get an umbrella through a fence gate?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

397 He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive.

Hm. Take away the rule of law that keeps civilized men in check. Tell those men that there are no longer restraints on their behavior and to protect what they love.

Cool thought, dude. Good luck to you.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (svLOV)

398 Don Lemon’s attorney has filed an emergency motion to have his client assigned to the Rump Ranger Cell Block.

Only in America, Don.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Ot4zH)

399 Comedian Ben Bankas had 6 shows cancelled in Minnesota. A state senator said he knows a place Bankas would be welcome.
The guy is hysterical, says what most normies are thinking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (IDEQi)

400 Eh. Once it got past the second season, they cut out most of the humor and all that was left was "Shitty People doing Shitty Things to each other".
Posted by: XTC
___________

True, but the writing and acting was exceptional. Also in Better Call Saul. Lalo is up there with Al Swearengen in my book.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)

401 > How many "self deportations" of illegals not wanting to worry about getting scooped up unexpectedly?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

I guess some of them are self-deporting because (in theory) that leaves future legal immigration on the table, while being busted and deported by ICE does not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (IG3/x)

402 61 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.
LOL.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)
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I laughed too because this is like the government suing itself. But Turley was on TV saying that Trump is suing as an ordinary citizen, not president, and that he actually has a pretty good case. The guy who released hundreds of thousands of tax records had no capability to do that without the assistance and approval of higher ups at the IRS.

This might turn out to be fun after all!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (3ImbR)

403 393 She's not black.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

If I get one-drop-rule'd, so does her quarter-Jamaican ass.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:15 AM (uEmCf)

404 393 It's why Kamala is still the frontrunner for the 2028 nomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GBKbO)


She's not black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

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Neither was Joe, but he was black adjacent and was able to lead every SC primary poll but one for a year before Clyburn said a word in support of him.

Kamala is going to win SC by 50 points. She going to consolidate the entire black vote the second she announces (she regularly gets about 60% support already).

I'd love to see the DNC cheat her out of the nomination because she's embarrassing. But, you know what? Joe Biden wasn't exactly considered smart in 2019.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:15 AM (GBKbO)

405 And I see her Jacobin legislature is now gunning to shut down VMI.
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Reconstruction of the South is a never ending episodic faith system for Yankees. CIA Barbie evidently doesn't like the military unless they are responding to CIA directives.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:15 AM (Hpgos)

406 Vince Gilligan kinda shit the bed with Pluribus. Part of it is the expectations were so high it was impossible for him to meet. It’s not horrible but pretty meh compared to BB and BCS.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (PHOGh)

407 Amazingly, Venezuela had a role in the Dominion voting systems that were used to perpetrate the massive 2020 fraud. The tentacles have tentacles.

Word is that Maduro will be a star witness, and why Surfer Girl Tulsi was part of the recent raid on Fulton County GA voting records.

My pet theory is that Surfer Girl is behind many of the 'surprise' reveals that have been driving recent news cycles. The NSA hoovers up everything on the internet, you see. But with oceans of data, how do you connect the dots? That's where AI comes in, and what Musk was doing at the start -- bringing in a few whiz kids to jump start.

Can you say RICO?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (dtajH)

408 Howdlie doodlie, fellow kids. It's a day.

Passing this along: 2A guy Colion Noir (what a name) has a video out about the shooting of that dumbass in Minnyapples. Colion does a good job of examining the vids. He suggests, while it's not outright murder as the 'left' would make it, it's also not as clean a shoot as some on the 'right' have said. Noir properly critiques Trump ("You can't have guns"), Noem, et al. on the 2A rights question. He notes how the cops seem to have had poor discipline. On balance, of course, the dummy injected himself into an arrest, so it comes down primarily to the dead guy's own fault. Muh daddy allus taught us, don't put yourself in the middle of a dog fight.

https://youtu.be/Gz-dPb5SxbQ

Anyway, coffee's brewed and the Report and the day lies waiting for me. So, onward through the fog.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Friday is a day of the week ending in why at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (j02Vi)

409 I am not looking forward to what might be a financial and economic catastrophe when the AI bubble pops.

Remember, folks... when the bubble bursts, you haven't lost money if you haven't sold. The Dow is going to crater. Everything else will go with it because investors are sheep. It will recover.

If you live off your investments, and have the room to do so, consider positioning yourself so that you can get money without selling into a down market.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

410 The Breaking Bad finale was an all-time classic in my book. Best finale ever.

We all knew right from the pilot that Walter was going to end up dead one way or another. Kudos to Vince Gilligan to still find a way to build so much tension (to say the least!) And the payoff, holy hell that was like the greatest moment in TV history IMO. And Jesse survived the whole ordeal, which was all I wanted by that point.

All the baddies got their due. It was glorious.

Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)

411 A month ago, nothing was happening in MN.
A month from now, it'll be another state.
But sure, the left is going to be able to keep the pressure on.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

But Tampon Tim and Gay-for-Pay Frey are leading the charge against fascism! They'll resist to their last breath for the hordes of unwashed lunatics roaming their streets to keep violent pedophiles in Minnesota...right?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

412 The guy who released hundreds of thousands of tax records had no capability to do that without the assistance and approval of higher ups at the IRS.

I want that dude made an example of along with the higher ups. I want the retaliation to be so brutal, IRS orientation day includes the video as it's explained why they don't do things like that ever.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (svLOV)

413 > Kamala is going to win SC by 50 points.

You think they're going to bother having a primary this time? I don't.

The last time Commie Lay competed in an actual primary, she was forced to withdraw without winning a single delegate.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (IG3/x)

414 Can you say RICO?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (dtajH)



That rule hasn't been applied so much, I figured it was vetoed and didn't exist anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

415 I want that dude made an example of along with the higher ups. I want the retaliation to be so brutal, IRS orientation day includes the video as it's explained why they don't do things like that ever.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (svLOV)



Tee hee.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

416 I may be in a minority here but I watched the whole series and found it to be excellent…. Walter White is the perfect anti-hero, I guy you find yourself rooting for even as he does awful stuff. The writing and acting was fantastic…. The last episode was superb. A few episodes before that, the episode entitled Ozymandias is generally considered one of the best TV episodes ever; I agree… action and gripping emotionally.

I know… I’ll never be a threat to Siskel and Ebert…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026


***
+ 100

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

417 Hey. I'm not in jail, am I?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

418 Yesterday Tom Homan said ice numbers will be reduced in MN if Tampon and Frey agree to better cooperation from local authorities. Sounded like they had a deal of sorts.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (PHOGh)

419 And I see her Jacobin legislature is now gunning to shut down VMI.
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I saw someone speculate that this is all being done to service Spanberger's presidential campaign.
That she is being seriously groomed for 2028.

Basically, a lot of the bills are bluffs to strongarm corporations into donating to her then the bill will be pulled or they'll get a carve-out.

Very likely, I think.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)

420 Beautiful about Don Lemon - I was sure they’d find a way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (ai6/n)

421 Colion does a good job of examining the vids. He suggests, while it's not outright murder as the 'left' would make it, it's also not as clean a shoot as some on the 'right' have said.

Another example of the "black and white" modern view of things. Most people simply will not accept that idea of Bad Guy vs. Worse Guy.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (GvwA4)

422 Texas has 88,000 fewer illegals than a year ago. Every day gets a little better.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That's just officially arrested and deported, right? How many "self deportations" of illegals not wanting to worry about getting scooped up unexpectedly?

Posted by: Moron Analyst


Correct, I think self deportation is probably at least five times that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (0U5gm)

423 413 > Kamala is going to win SC by 50 points.

You think they're going to bother having a primary this time? I don't.

The last time Commie Lay competed in an actual primary, she was forced to withdraw without winning a single delegate.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (IG3/x)

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I do think a primary will happen.

And Joe Biden's embarrassing ends to his previous efforts at running for president didn't kill him in 2020.

Name recognition combined with black support is what wins Democrat presidential primaries now.

If the DNC wants to just cancel it and crown Newsom, I'll just relish in it, though. John Kerry levels of black turnout combined with the fact that the Party has simply lost the working class?

Oh...yeah...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (GBKbO)

424 What concerns me is that many previously rational mutual funds have become top heavy with AI and Tech.

It's becoming tougher to diversify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (vwgrM)
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That's where the returns are.

And where the losses will be...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (MABZ1)

425 Gaga Gaga

Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (L/fGl)

426 >>Here's the thing. You can't show 1000 Cat Scans to ten doctors, in a blind test, and even get them to 100% agree on the results. Now how in the Hell do you program that ? You can't.



If I had to guess, what Gates wants is the AI to decide the treatment, thus relieving humans from responsibility for recommending MAID instead of costly meds/intervention.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (0yjaw)

427 Hm. Take away the rule of law that keeps civilized men in check. Tell those men that there are no longer restraints on their behavior and to protect what they love.

Cool thought, dude. Good luck to you.
Posted by: NR Pax


I have a list.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (qw6Uy)

428 Imma gonna need you to show your math.

'cause there ain't no polling that shows DHS is unpopular, that anyone but the rabid left are against it.


We're not talking about humans, we're talking about Congressional GOP.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

429 This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)

430 424 That's where the returns are.

And where the losses will be...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (MABZ1)

=====

Put options on the QQQs for the down side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (GBKbO)

431 I think Breaking Bad was a moral Rorschach test that I failed… because I was still pulling for Walt through the very end and couldn’t stand Jesse, Skyler.. and especially Marie (who I found loathsome)… so somehow I didn’t like the characters who had a conscience. Yikes what does that say about me? Eh… it’s just a TV show, not like that Murphy Brown that Dan Quayle was talking about….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (+kWhq)

432 Thune the Loon now appears to be on-board for the SAVE Act.

Both he and Chuck Grasshole have flipped on this in recent days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (IG3/x)

433 may be in a minority here but I watched the whole series and found it to be excellent…. Walter White is the perfect anti-hero, I guy you find yourself rooting for even as he does awful stuff. The writing and acting was fantastic…. The last episode was superb. A few episodes before that, the episode entitled Ozymandias is generally considered one of the best TV episOdes

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If you’re in the minority I’m right there with you. The series was a 9/10 the finale was 10/10. The last scene….perfection as far as ending a series.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (PHOGh)

434 >>Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE


A SATANIST who hates ICE?!?!?!
Shocka!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (0yjaw)

435 AG Pam Bondi confirms Don Lemon’s arrest.

"At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy, in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:22 AM (vwgrM)

436 >>>Hey. I'm not in jail, am I?

Posted by: Tony Fauci

>Put Fauci in the same cell with Don Lemon so they can bump uglies. I believe those two have a history.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:22 AM (oT7pT)

437 >>Thune the Loon now appears to be on-board for the SAVE Act.

Both he and Chuck Grasshole have flipped on this in recent days.



God bless Scott Pressler.
He has been hammering Thune for 4+ months on this, absolutely relentless.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:22 AM (0yjaw)

438 I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


Sounds about right. I consider it a point of pride.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (svLOV)

439 I struggled to watch one episode of Breaking Bad. It was so stupid and boring I didn’t make it all the way through. One of the most overrated shows in the history of mankind. I’ll never understand why so many people like it, or at least claim to.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (8sBLA)

440 I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)



Yep.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

441 > and especially Marie (who I found loathsome)

Yes, Marie was the worst.

I'd rather hang out with the Salamanca Cousins than her, in the hopes that they'd kill me quick rather than having to listen to her whine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (IG3/x)

442 >>>I want that dude made an example of along with the higher ups.
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Me too. If Trump does win the case, I'd like to see him take the $20 billion out of the IRS budget and apply it toward the debt.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (3ImbR)

443 Vince Gilligan kinda shit the bed with Pluribus. Part of it is the expectations were so high it was impossible for him to meet. It’s not horrible but pretty meh compared to BB and BCS.
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (PHOGh)

Yeah but it does have Rhea Seehorn… what a hottie!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (+kWhq)

444 Walter lying dead on the floor of the lab. Camera shot of his bloody handprint on the tank. The camera goes up higher and higher and higher. The perfect musical choice starts up, Badfinger's "Baby Blue."

"I guess I got what I deserved..."

The GOAT of finales.

Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gtcuf)

445 How in the world can you know how many people have "self deported?"
It's not like they sign a guest book on the way out the door.

Posted by: Scratchin my head at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

446 Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE



Who?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

447 > At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon,

Awesome.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (IG3/x)

448 The measure was confirmed Tuesday by the socialist-led government of Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez and enacted through a royal decree, allowing it to take effect without a vote in parliament.

Obama School of Big Govt

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gbOdA)

449 think Breaking Bad was a moral Rorschach test that I failed… because I was still pulling for Walt through the very end and couldn’t stand Jesse, Skyler.. and especially Marie (who I found loathsome)… so somehow I didn’t like the characters who had a conscience



#MeToo

Every “bad guy” was fun and you rooted for them. Marie was kind of a “bad guy” though so I liked her. Skyler…I ff a lot of scene with her in it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:24 AM (PHOGh)

450 Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE
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Is she still a thing?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:24 AM (Hpgos)

451 I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


2009 or so. I make a comment about his kids from Central Casting.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (qw6Uy)

452 "Productivity is surging in America, which will likely mean subdued inflation even while wages rise and rapid economic growth continues."

The Fed is targeting 2% (or maybe 3%) dollar dilution. Increased productivity is accretive to the value of the dollar. The Fed has to take the productivity increase too.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)

453 Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd

Yes Talarico gives off demon vibes. Very unsettling. I def prefer Crockett out of the two.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

454 The Lemon was squeezed, you say? Hurrah!

Posted by: Led Zepelin at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (xz8OS)

455 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (L/fGl)
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CBS News reports that some American citizens have been carrying around their passports in Minneapolis for fear of being detained by ICE. ICE does not detain you because you're mistaken for an illegal alien; ICE detains you for obstructing their work.

This makes some sense. The pressure is on to get rid of illegals. If you're not one, having your passport makes demonstrating that pretty easy. It probably isn't necessary - ICE isn't doing major round-ups, but targeting known persons unless you start interfering with the operation - but hey, it's a cautious approach.

And it sucks that this is actually a fairly sensible - if probably unnecessary - move. But if someone wants to bitch about the need to prove citizenship while Latino because of ICE raids, they should bitch at the Uniparty who left the border open and caused the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (MABZ1)

456 I guess some of them are self-deporting because (in theory) that leaves future legal immigration on the table, while being busted and deported by ICE does not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Under my administration, we'll remove that restriction, and move deported immigrants to the front of the line for naturalization as compensation for the unjust trauma they experienced under the previous administration!

Posted by: Future President Gavin Newsom at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)

457 > enacted through a royal decree
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gbOdA)

I can't believe how many Eurotrash countries still have "royalty".

For the love of God, people, even the FRENCH got that part right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (IG3/x)

458 WSJ actual headline: "Hamas loses last hostage"


First, the word choice - "loses." No, they killed, then hid the hostage. Israel had to locate it and dig it up.

Second, framing this as if this the biggest victim was Hamas. Not "Israel brings home last hostage."

WSJ is evil.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (0yjaw)

459 456 Under my administration, we'll remove that restriction, and move deported immigrants to the front of the line for naturalization as compensation for the unjust trauma they experienced under the previous administration!

Posted by: Future President Gavin Newsom at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)

======

Nah.

"Automatic repatriation and citizenship for everyone deported."
-every Democrat in 2028

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (GBKbO)

460 I missed "I'm the one who knocks" because I was fast-forwarding through Skyler scenes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (dtajH)

461 The Breaking Bad finale was an all-time classic in my book. Best finale ever.

We all knew right from the pilot that Walter was going to end up dead one way or another. Kudos to Vince Gilligan to still find a way to build so much tension (to say the least!) And the payoff, holy hell that was like the greatest moment in TV history IMO. And Jesse survived the whole ordeal, which was all I wanted by that point.

All the baddies got their due. It was glorious.
Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)
******
It was perfect!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (NpAcC)

462 Apple said demand for the iPhone 17 is yuuuuge, beyond what they expected.

This is another sign of Trump’s economic depression due to Tarriffs. 🤣

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (PHOGh)

463 Walter lying dead on the floor of the lab. Camera shot of his bloody handprint on the tank. The camera goes up higher and higher and higher. The perfect musical choice starts up, Badfinger's "Baby Blue."

"I guess I got what I deserved..."

The GOAT of finales.
Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gtcuf)


Spoiler!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

464 Walter White killed around 200 people both directly and as a direct result of his actions.

200 people to save his retard son.

167 on the plane, all innocent.

I really, really disliked his son.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)

465 > ICE detains you for obstructing their work.


I like the five year old who was supposedly "detained by ICE" because his shithead criminal father ran away and left him standing outdoors in a Minnesota January, and the mooks in the house they came out of refused to open the door to let the kid back in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)

466 Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)

For the record , I agree with you completely on Crockett.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (ai6/n)

467 For the love of God, people, even the FRENCH got that part right.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (IG3/x)

Kill them all and tell Jesus they died

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (gbOdA)

468 And *I* may in the minority, but I was not as thrilled with Better Call Saul. "Saul Goodman," Jimmy, was a great character in BB, but I found it a mistake to ask him to carry an entire prequel series.

The blonde actress, Rhea Seehorn, who played his lady friend Kim was fantastic, with an amazing ability to suggest her character's internal state with facial expressions and body language. I preferred watching her to watching Saul, though the two of them together were occasionally fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (wzUl9)

469 466 Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)

For the record , I agree with you completely on Crockett.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (ai6/n)

======

She's gonna be Kamala's VP pick.

Because 2028 will be her revenge tour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (GBKbO)

470 I like the five year old who was supposedly "detained by ICE" because his shithead criminal father ran away and left him standing outdoors in a Minnesota January, and the mooks in the house they came out of refused to open the door to let the kid back in.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)
++++
That story died fast once that became clear...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (MABZ1)

471 Brian Cranston or whomever pisses me off, so I've just not had the gumption to self-deprecate and support him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I cringe-watched "Red Tails" a couple years ago, a movie that I couldn't figure out; was it mocking black people or serious?

Cranston played an ashamed white officer. Badly.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

472 If Congress refuses to defend DHS, I vow to consume the entire Department myself!

Posted by: Future President Pritzker at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (JCZqz)

473 I like the five year old who was supposedly "detained by ICE" because his shithead criminal father ran away and left him standing outdoors in a Minnesota January, and the mooks in the house they came out of refused to open the door to let the kid back in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)

He was left in a car and ICE called and took him home.
They would not come to the door.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (gbOdA)

474 459 Nah.

"Automatic repatriation and citizenship for everyone deported."
-every Democrat in 2028
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (GBKbO)

"Even every third-world visitor who doesn't plan on staying gets immediate citizenship and voting rights the second they get off the boat."

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (uEmCf)

475 471 I cringe-watched "Red Tails" a couple years ago, a movie that I couldn't figure out; was it mocking black people or serious?

Cranston played an ashamed white officer. Badly.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

=====

That was a George Lucas baby.

He produced it, and was probably demanding enough on set that he probably deserved a co-director credit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (GBKbO)

476 Walter White killed around 200 people both directly and as a direct result of his actions.

200 people to save his retard son.

167 on the plane, all innocent.

I really, really disliked his son.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)

I watched Jane die. I could’ve stopped it… but I didn’t — Walt being spiteful

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (P/Wjn)

477 I just want to state for the record that my parents never spent a night sleeping on the sidewalk in line to get a rotary dial phone.

Posted by: Geezer at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

478 Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE
====================
But the world needs more Ice! What is happening to our manners? I read that Lady Gaga has launched a fiery attack on ICE—ICE! Why, in my day, ice was a courtesy. You put it in a glass to be polite! And now she’s against cold water? What’s next, lukewarm lemonade for criminals? I don’t understand these pop singers with their loud outfits and their hatred of perfectly good ice cubes.

Posted by: Emily Litela at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (xz8OS)

479 Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd

Yes Talarico gives off demon vibes. Very unsettling. I def prefer Crockett out of the two.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)
******
He's ahead in the Dem primary polls.
But he's a snake

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (NpAcC)

480 That story died fast once that became clear...
Posted by: Joe Mannix

On Reddit, they still believe. The boy was evily captured and used as bait to trick his innocent parents!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (JCZqz)

481 I just want to state for the record that my parents never spent a night sleeping on the sidewalk in line to get a rotary dial phone.
Posted by: Geezer at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)
++++
Didn't have to. AT&T got to you when they got to you. The only point in camping out on the sidewalk would be in protest...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (MABZ1)

482
A
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Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

483 Immigration law states foreigners in the US have to have their “papers” with them at all times and can be asked for proof of legality inside the country at any time.

So this whole we’re turning into Nazi German with YOUR PAPERS is more made up left wing bullshit.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (PHOGh)

484 471 I cringe-watched "Red Tails" a couple years ago, a movie that I couldn't figure out; was it mocking black people or serious?

Cranston played an ashamed white officer. Badly.
Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

George Lucas worked on that movie, so however that factors into whether it was a mockery or serious, take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (uEmCf)

485 Right now Crockett doesn't have a substantial war chest going into the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (0KSrI)

486 475 That was a George Lucas baby.

He produced it, and was probably demanding enough on set that he probably deserved a co-director credit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (GBKbO)

He directed some of the re-shoots, apparently.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (uEmCf)

487 We happened to drive near the Trump Kennedy Ctr last night (Whitehurst Fwy) and what a mob of flashing lights and traffic there. I presume it was related to Melania's opening. I hope it went well but the left wing media wont cover it.

Apparently the NSO also had a concert...it must have been a nightmare for those patrons (those non-left wingers who've not cancelled their subscriptions due to TDS).

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MmTZZ)

488 461 The Breaking Bad finale was an all-time classic in my book. Best finale ever.

Cue up Hillary's call for EMPATHY. Pity for the Guilty as ANYTHING BUT Treason to the Innocent in light of Bill Clinton's Clemency to convicted FALN Terrorists who after a decade's long spree of 130 bombings which killed American Citizens -- didn't even want the Clemency. viz "... Revolutionary Justice is coming for you..."

Cameo to the Bleach Blonded AOC/Psycho-Dancin' w/Prez Gavin tossin' firebombs like the modern day Joker that he is as his 'new' Harley guns you down and sets fire to your children.

HARVEY DENT Quote: Die the Hero, or Live long Enough to see yourself become the Villain -- Which was Walter White?

https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-HillarySoSerious
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-GavinUberAlles

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (ENf8o)

489 He might have been from MN, but he acted in Brooklyn, NY, not Brooklyn Park or Brooklyn Center, MN.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (kvDvI)

490 ... prompting a crowd of demonstrators to show up outside the restaurant, with several carrying Mexican flags ...

------------

Seared into my memory is watching a "Gold Cup Final" game in Los Angeles on TV back in '98 where nearly the entire crowd was waving Mexican flags and some spit on American players as they entered & exited the stadium tunnels.

I couldn't wait to escape Califzuela ... (40 million Mexicans have invaded the Southwestern US). Reconquista -- it's whats for dinner.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (0Eh0f)

491 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

"Why the Democrats Fail in the Art of War" Yes, they do - against Trump, while his administrations do cleanup duty so the country doesn't completely unravel.

But they await the open checkbooks*, as provided by Biden, along with mountains of their beloved, nonsensical, controlling rules that kept the classes where they belonged, as they had from O, and creep further towards communism.

Hopefully, there will be others as strong as Trump in the near future.

* The US Department of Labor had huge financial "losses" in training & unemployment funds, and needed stabilization of its Pension Benefit Guarantee Corporation.

The American Rescue Plan Act of 2021, signed by President Biden, rescued the U.S. Department of Labor’s Employee Benefits Security Administration (EBSA) by providing over $69 billion in special financial assistance to protect distressed multiemployer pension plans. This legislation saved plans for over 1.2 million workers and retirees from insolvency, while also stabilizing the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation (PBGC), which was projected to become insolvent by 2026.

Then do FEMA and scores of other agencies.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (NFX2v)

492 🔥NY Times, Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest
The former CNN anchor has said he was not demonstrating, but reporting as a journalist, during the interruption of a service inside a St. Paul church earlier this month.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (NFX2v)

493 491 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.
"Why the Democrats Fail in the Art of War" Yes, they do - against Trump, while his administrations do cleanup duty so the country doesn't completely unravel.

Here's why...
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-OrangeLotus
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience
Orange Lotus: How the Trump Show Outwits Reality
Evil’s Advantage Over Conscience

The Value Illicitly Obtained, retains NO VALUE. LIB's given the Convenience, or Give them DEATH! nb. they will always choose both, in order to take you with them.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (CH5BA)

494 Who's her hair stylist?

Posted by: Most women at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

495 Who's the Deplorable?

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-MorallySuperiorSharks
... Even more obscene is the celebration by the Democrats of the scandal during a presidential campaign.They would gladly sacrifice the country if only they could rule over its ruins. ...
...
when Hillary moves into the White House, the immorality of the United States will need a different scale for measurement, a scale which will leave sharks barely visible even with a powerful microscope.


"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans."
-- Bill Clinton '93 just before he pulled out of Somalia.

To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK -- OBAMA'09

What is the vital national interest? -- IceKingJOE who enabling precisely that!

I remember Judas; that was Bill Clinton, he was the one elected President before he Disgraced his Office and Betrayed us ALL.

Neither President, nor Leader of a Free World.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (OWhqL)

496 494 Who's her hair stylist?

Edward Scissorhands.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (tZvvN)

497 French protests (video):

https://is.gd/x4E3bG

https://is.gd/PStsmq

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ULPxl)

498 497 French protests (video):

https://is.gd/x4E3bG

https://is.gd/PStsmq
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Thanks.
Wow. One highly charged, political day today.


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (NFX2v)

499 James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
The orchestrated insurrection in the Somali crime hotbed of Minneapolis, aided and abetted by politicians and their media handmaidens, is just a smoke and mirrors distraction.

It’s REALLY about the billions of dollars of Democrat fraud. Not ICE, not Trump.

FRAUD!!! That’s all.
12:57 PM · Jan 26, 2026
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👍
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KARE 11, January 29, 2026, Fraud crackdown in Minnesota leaves care workers unpaid, clients at risk of losing homes
The Minnesota Senate Human Services Committee heard from more than a dozen providers and clients who say they have been negatively impacted by the fraud crackdown.

The feds fault, of course.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (NFX2v)

500 Economy 🔥
Donald Trump
Trump nominates Kevin Warsh to replace Powell as Fed chair
Nomination comes as Trump heaps pressure on Powell to cut interest rates; Warsh to face challenging Senate confirmation.

By Al Jazeera Staff
and News Agencies
Published On 30 Jan 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (NFX2v)

501 If Luigi Mangione is so spared what of Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk's assassin?

I'll be waiting for: He's just a boy! Give him a John Hinckley, Jr. sentence!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

502 So when Giancarlo Esposito played the narcissistic psychopath Gus Fring, he was *not acting*.

Posted by: Dyspeptic Curmudgeon at January 30, 2026 12:37 PM (CPVDa)

503 "ICE, TSA, what's the diff?"

Here's the difference: No ICE agent ever fondled my junk when I was trying to fly to Cleveland.

Posted by: TD at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (hazdd)

504 Theres a old Bumper sticker SIERRA CLUB KISS MY AXE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (wGqjj)

Daily Tech News 30 January 2026

Top Story

  • Trust no-one: Chat & Ask AI, one of the most popular AI apps on the Google Play and Apple App stores - never heard of it - that claims more than 50 million users, left hundreds of millions of those users' private messages with the app's chatbot exposed. (404 Media) (archive site)
    The exposed chats showed users asked the app "How do I painlessly kill myself," to write suicide notes, "how to make meth," and how to hack various apps.
    How could this happen? Did some brilliant hacker find a devious path through a rat's nest of firewalls and security devices to reach the servers?

    Not exactly.
    The issue is a misconfiguration in the app's usage of the mobile app development platform Google Firebase, which by default makes it easy for anyone to make themselves an "authenticated" user who can access the app's backend storage where in many instances user data is stored.
    Every message from every user was public. Oops.

    And half of all iOS apps have the same problem.


  • 404 Media seems to have fallen on stupid times, judging from the sidebar: App for Quitting Porn Leaked Users' Masturbation Habits, well, okay, that's legit tech news with a prurient slant. Two Heads, Three Boobs: The AI Babe Meta Is Getting Surreal is less legit. And I Replaced My Friends With AI Because They Won't Play Tarkov With Me is just pathetic whether it's real or not.


Tech News


Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: No way.

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1 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:00 AM (Ia/+0)

2 TGIF is right

Posted by: CanuckJack at January 30, 2026 04:03 AM (1cCGi)

3 Very very TGIF.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1)

4 But Pixy you seem to work 24/7/365

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:05 AM (Ia/+0)

5 At least this is closest job had in long time

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:06 AM (Ia/+0)

6 Thank you

Posted by: Steven at January 30, 2026 04:06 AM (Calzg)

7 Hey everybody, morning from cold inside the Beltway

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 30, 2026 04:07 AM (MmTZZ)

8 Morning from Tennessee. Awaiting the next winter storm here this weekend. Regardless of the snow amount, the cold is going to suck.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2026 04:16 AM (/HDaX)

9 Single digit temperature here again

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:20 AM (Ia/+0)

10 In North Texas, most of the icy stuff has melted.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:20 AM (m7Osq)

11 Well, it's good to know that a lot of unproductive people won't continue to be unproductive by striking to be productive.

Wait; did I misunderstand what they were intending to do?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:22 AM (m7Osq)

12 I can't wait until May

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:28 AM (Ia/+0)

13 "Wait; did I misunderstand what they were intending to do?"

Good question. In the meantime, CEO Stubblebine is not going to dictate other peoples' politics by having his work force go out and protest to drive a different set of other peoples' politics.

And don't even get me started on Microsoft.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2026 04:28 AM (/HDaX)

14 "Morning from Tennessee. Awaiting the next winter storm here this weekend. Regardless of the snow amount, the cold is going to suck."

I grew up (well, from 5 until I left) in Giles County, but that was late 1960s to middle 1970s. I remember frost in the mornings from early November (but that could be old man memories), but not that many ice storms/heavy snows. I remember it being in the 10s (F) as being extremely cold, while it being in the 20s (F) was just really cold.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:33 AM (m7Osq)

15 In more detail, Saturday high/low 19/7. Sunday 26/9.

This, with a heat pump system that's less than robust and some pipes that may or may not freeze.

I am of good cheer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2026 04:37 AM (/HDaX)

16 How to get a 3 day weekend:

"Hey boss, I need to protest a horrible thing and I need time off from work to do it. You're not going to be worthless shit and dock me in some way for that perfectly politically motivated protest, will you? No? Good. I'd like to use a Friday or Monday for that protest, OK?"

JFC.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:42 AM (m7Osq)

17 "In more detail, Saturday high/low 19/7. Sunday 26/9.

This, with a heat pump system that's less than robust and some pipes that may or may not freeze.

I am of good cheer."

Well, we had a fireplace growing up in the TV room with a farm with enough trees to feed it. TVA provided enough electricity back in the old days to feed the electric heaters in our bedrooms.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:45 AM (m7Osq)

18 Belated BOING!

Back from a Friday morning breakfast date.

Yes, with Mrs. BD.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 04:47 AM (KSR/Y)

19 "Well, we had a fireplace growing up in the TV room with a farm with enough trees to feed it."

Well, we had a fireplace in the TV room with a farm with enough trees to feed the fireplace, while I was growing up.

I wish that I had written the latter versus the former in the original post.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:47 AM (m7Osq)

20 "Belated BOING!"

Is that app connected to your bed in some way?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:49 AM (m7Osq)

21 Just found this bit from the prophet Nahum, whom I haven't read in a while:

Nahum 1:7

The Lord is good, a stronghold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 04:49 AM (LQf4v)

22 Evening and morning, late toilers and early posters! 'Ti s Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished! Is the big chill subsided somewhat where you are? I'm seeing about 46 F. with little wind. An afternoon workout, like yesterday, is in my future today.

The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space are well. Too well in Stirling's case; he was jumping all over me just now with his usual exuberance, which is why I'm up early. Little Dagny actually slept on Linda's lap and then mine last night for a total of an hour. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 04:55 AM (wzUl9)

23 Man writes on Proverbs 6:6-11 in this Christian devotional on finding God in daily activties:

https://tinyurl.com/3v93jwk5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 04:55 AM (LQf4v)

24 TV On The Radio: Lazerray 1:5

I hope you understand that nothing living lasts forever

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:55 AM (m7Osq)

25 And we put up a corn cob with seeds and grains on a tree outside . Lots of birds came by and one was a lovely male cardinal. That was one of the things God showed me yesterday. I am thankful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 04:58 AM (LQf4v)

26 "On The Radio: Lazerray 1:5

I hope you understand that nothing living lasts forever"

Kicky!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2026 04:59 AM (/HDaX)

27 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 30, 2026 05:04 AM (hybOl)

28 Prayers said I open the mini me, gaze at the screen. It's some industrial space with a lone computer screen displaying the message
WIN OR DESTROY. It's a sign?

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 05:05 AM (ehY6c)

29 Is that app connected to your bed in some way?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:49 AM (m7Osq)
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Yes. The code in the app has a conditional statement:

if snore, then BOING.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 05:06 AM (KSR/Y)

30 Good morning! Hovering right at the freezing mark on the patio here in Cowtown, looking like we might make the 50s this afternoon. Definitely gonna have much cooler temps over the weekend though so no golf. Looks like I'll be getting some drawing work and some research done.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2026 05:06 AM (3Ope8)

31 A reminder to go watch John Carpenter's "They Live".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2026 05:07 AM (/HDaX)

32
Microsoft is finished on the OS side.

They reached the Indian singularity in Redmond, and they are going to loot what they can while they can by way of "investments" in India.

Posted by: biteme at January 30, 2026 05:11 AM (xWS9V)

33 Candace has something explosive to share with us:

https://tinyurl.com/ywannbnn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 05:12 AM (KSR/Y)

34 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 30, 2026 05:13 AM (PzBTm)

35 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2026 05:14 AM (AN2gy)

36 And I didn't know this modern Christian praise song, but it's lovely, "Rain upon us, Lord"

https://tinyurl.com/3h8exutp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:14 AM (KxQqp)

37 Rosasharn! Morning to you!

And a tip of the chapeau to Skip, Fenelon, G & R, Biden's Dog, and Richard, among others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:15 AM (wzUl9)

38 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 04:47 AM (KSR/Y)

What tasty thing did you have to eat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:16 AM (KxQqp)

39 Was thinking yesterday that Jan 1976 was quite possibly this cold all month as well. Remember ice skating every day, and on a small river as well. The Schukill river is froze across at Valley Forge.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:16 AM (Ia/+0)

40 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:15 AM (wzUl9)

Thanks, and good morning to you and the early risers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:17 AM (KxQqp)

41 https://tinyurl.com/mf5suydh
From Dailytimewaster, wish I could get Mis Hum one

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:20 AM (Ia/+0)

42 A fun little 1949 SF film, It Happens Every Spring w/ Ray Milland and Jean Peters, is on Movies! I recall seeing it as a kid. Milland plays a college professor who discovers a substance that, when rubbed onto an object, is repelled by wood. So, like any good mid-century American sports fan, he becomes a major league pitcher. His baseballs basically swerve *around* the hitter's bat, and he can pitch no-hitters with ease. Fun stuff, and not marketed as science fiction at the time and usually overlooked by SF film historians.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:20 AM (wzUl9)

43 What tasty thing did you have to eat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:16 AM (KxQqp)
-

Quiche & coffee, from a food truck at the Jerusalem Sherover Promenade, overlooking the Temple Mount and Old City to the north and the Judean Desert hills to the east.

https://www.tclf.org/sherover-promenade

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 05:21 AM (KSR/Y)

44 Was thinking yesterday that Jan 1976 was quite possibly this cold all month as well. Remember ice skating every day, and on a small river as well. The Schukill river is froze across at Valley Forge.
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026


***
The winter of '76-'77 was supposedly a record-breaker as to cold. I was living in Lafayette, and it seemed to rain a lot that season.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:22 AM (wzUl9)

45
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 05:22 AM (tljrc)

46 w00t

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 05:23 AM (SSiCQ)

47 Posted by: Biden's Dog

That's lovely. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:23 AM (AphQx)

48 Happy-ish Friday morning ...

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 05:23 AM (3ZUWJ)

49 w00t

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 05:23 AM (SSiCQ)
-

Yah know, woots can be belated, too.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 05:24 AM (KSR/Y)

50 Good morning to all!


Temp here is 3. I will spend the day buried under blankets with a dog. Or two. Maybe three.

It's good to have a plan.

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 30, 2026 05:25 AM (PzBTm)

51 Temp here is 3. I will spend the day buried under blankets with a dog. Or two. Maybe three.

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 30, 2026 05:25 AM (PzBTm)
-

Two is enough:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6OhClacqerg

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 05:27 AM (KSR/Y)

52 Good morning, everyone. It's single digits in the GPROMD but the roads are clear enough for me to get some work in. Which is a good thing since we government workers are looking at the possibility of not working because the dems want to make sure that illegal aliens are coddled and protected.

*ahem* Beg your pardon. That got away from me.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:30 AM (svLOV)

53
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, morning prayers said, taking care of the house dogs before going down to the kennel to let everyone there out. Then coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:32 AM (tgvbd)

54 woot

When I see that word, I think of the owl outside in a big maple tree. Generations of owls have lived in that tree and they hoot and woot away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:33 AM (Bw1/o)

55 That truck battery still is fine surprises me daily
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:35 AM (Ia/+0)

56 So the Anglican Church is having a bit of a schism.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/priest-protests-
during-election-of-archbishop-of-canterbury.html

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV)

57 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:20 AM (wzUl9

I have never seen that film. Sounds interesting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:36 AM (Bw1/o)

58 And of course when it's 99 F for 10 days straight this summer, we'll wish it was cold again, but at least with heat, it does burst pipes...and one can cool oneself in a tub.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 30, 2026 05:40 AM (MmTZZ)

59
52 Good morning, everyone. It's single digits in the GPROMD but the roads are clear enough for me to get some work in. Which is a good thing since we government workers are looking at the possibility of not working because the dems want to make sure that illegal aliens are coddled and protected.

*ahem* Beg your pardon. That got away from me.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:30 AM

------

What is GPROMD?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 05:41 AM (hA/c/)

60 I have never seen that film. Sounds interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026


***
It's very much a family film. Lots of character actors too, like Paul Douglas (Panic in the Streets) and Ray Collins ("Lt. Tragg" from Perry Mason). Douglas, I see, was that rare character actor who also became a leading man -- something like Walter Matthau later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

61 According to IMDb, Paul Douglas was set to play Jack Lemmon's boss in The Apartment when he died at 52 of a sudden heart attack. I did not know that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)

62 What is GPROMD?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Glorious People's Republic Of Maryland.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM (svLOV)

63 What is GPROMD?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Glorious people's republic of Maryland?

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM (VHUov)

64 Yup, apparently so.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM (VHUov)

65 Forecast is to get all the way up to 15 degrees at 1 PM today. Break out the lawn chairs!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 05:47 AM (ms0pm)

66 Ain't no GPDROCA. Go GPDROCA!

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 05:48 AM (KAi1n)

67 Nice story about a kind, generous person at Walmart in MN. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxn3xew

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:48 AM (D+BhG)

68
62

Glorious People's Republic Of Maryland.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM

-------

Oh.

I used to live there. Left in '92. It's changed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 05:49 AM (hA/c/)

69 It’s currently -1 with a real feel of -10 in my berg.

It’s colder than a witches tit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 05:49 AM (XV/Pl)

70 Almost time to feed the furry thugs. Little Dagny has taken to sitting on the arm of the sofa next to me, hinting that it's time for chow. Bit by bit after 3.5 years, she is becoming more demonstrative.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

71 So reopen brave.com and the screen saver now displays some part of a robot; stuck to the business machine arm is a post it note with hand written words; win or destroy? Hmm. Time for another cup of coffee.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 05:50 AM (ehY6c)

72 Snow plow driver escorts ambulance to hospital. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfpa5sc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:51 AM (D+BhG)

73 So the Anglican Church is having a bit of a schism.

Compromise one some things, might as well compromise on them all. †

It isn't like they are disagreeing on The Filioque Clause or Papal Authority.

1 Timothy 2:11-14; 3:1–7; 1 Corinthians 14:34–35; Titus 1:5–9

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 05:52 AM (a4flb)

74 >>>Elon Musk is in talks with himself

Ha! I hope he records some of it and puts it online.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 05:52 AM (SSiCQ)

75 71 So reopen brave.com and the screen saver now displays some part of a robot; stuck to the business machine arm is a post it note with hand written words; win or destroy? Hmm. Time for another cup of coffee.
Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026


***
When I open a new Brave tab, I keep seeing wintry landscapes. No, okay, here's the "Win or Destroy?" one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:52 AM (wzUl9)

76 I've treated myself to a half donut as pre-breakfast. The real chow is coming up soon, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 05:55 AM (wzUl9)

77 64 Yup, apparently so.
Posted by: mikeski


I came up with the acronym a few years back. Sadly, it fits this state very well.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:55 AM (svLOV)

78 Thank God for Elon Musk. I think had it not been for his purchase of Twitter we might have Kamala as President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:56 AM (D+BhG)

79 G'mornin' everyone!

big LOL at the news, all around!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 05:57 AM (Cjt/F)

80 XAI was originally spun out from Tesla, iirc, so he could always send it home to mama with an angry note about how some companies know better than to hoover up all the cash lying around, and some actually produce cash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 05:57 AM (ms0pm)

81 78 Thank God for Elon Musk. I think had it not been for his purchase of Twitter we might have Kamala as President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Agreed. I also appreciated the utter meltdown of the Left when it happened. There are still problems with censorship but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:57 AM (svLOV)

82 68 I used to live there. Left in '92. It's changed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


I escaped from CA to here in 99. I've done well for myself but the majority of our political animals are repugnant individuals.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 06:00 AM (svLOV)

83 Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows.

Why would they do that? Windows 11 is a captured market. It is so hated that they had to punish people for sticking with Windows 10 - yet Windows 11 set record adoption rates.

Since when does any company, especially tech companies even think about reversing the enshitification?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:01 AM (a4flb)

84 Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:57 AM (svLOV)

Glad to hear that. I only read tweets from there posted on here or some other sites, because it generally reminds me of some version of a particularly awful 8th grade where kids insult each other .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:01 AM (D+BhG)

85 Agreed. I also appreciated the utter meltdown of the Left when it happened. There are still problems with censorship but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be.

Twitter was ham fisted about their censorship. X is more subtle in what they amplify and what they turn down.

Clearly Nick Shirley's original Quality Learing Center post was massively amplified (I assume the Administration asked Musk to do this). I have yet to see in the feeds anything subsequent by Shirley.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:04 AM (a4flb)

86 Lefty Hollywood seems to be getting its undies in a twist about ICE.

Screw 'em.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 06:04 AM (tmdqJ)

87 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 30, 2026 06:04 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Forecast is to get all the way up to 15 degrees at 1 PM today. Break out the lawn chairs!

Hopefully that will kill off much of next summer's mosquito population.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:06 AM (a4flb)

89 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2026 06:07 AM (bQ4nt)

90 62 What is GPROMD?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Glorious People's Republic Of Maryland.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM (svLOV)

63 What is GPROMD?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Glorious people's republic of Maryland?
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM (VHUov)

64 Yup, apparently so.
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 05:46 AM (VHUov)

heh, mikeski

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:09 AM (SSiCQ)

91 Boo-nanas and rice!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 06:10 AM (oT7pT)

92 I'm no fan of bananas as they are. Too mushy in texture. Adding rice to that sounds revolting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

93 "Yes. The code in the app has a conditional statement:

if snore, then BOING."

Well, giggity.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 06:12 AM (m7Osq)

94 I'm no fan of bananas as they are. Too mushy in texture. Adding rice to that sounds revolting.

Oh, so its a variety of Gerber's baby food.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:13 AM (a4flb)

95 olddog, the very best of mornings to you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:13 AM (0KSrI)

96 "The other McCain" ( which J.J will likely have in his MR so I won't link it) asks "Why do Democrats hate Christians?" But he notes this at the end about Christians voting overwhelmingly for Trump:

Every Democrat nodded in agreement with that remarkable denunciation, because they’ve all seen the same exit-poll data. And I am not here to preach, dear brothers and sisters, but I feel the need to point out that it doesn’t matter whether you’re white, or whether you’re a Christian, or whether you consider yourself “born again.” You could be an atheist or a Muslim, black or Asian, gay or straight — it doesn’t matter who you are, if you vote Republican, you’re a “cancer,” according to Democrats. The only category of sin they recognize is voting Republican.

Liberalism is the only faith they have, and they will cling to it all the way to the grave and beyond. God will judge them, as He will judge us all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:14 AM (D+BhG)

97 And how you turned to God from idols, to serve the living and true God and to wait for His son from heaven whom He raised from the dead, even Jesus who delivers us from the wrath to come.
I Thessalonians 1: 9-10

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 06:15 AM (ehY6c)

98 Medium has gone to !@#$ as well. (Tech Crunch)

language

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:15 AM (SSiCQ)

99 If all my chatgpt queries are released, the world will finally learn how excellent the ap is at evaluating Bridge contracts, or at least the bidding portion. It has taught me much.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 06:16 AM (nha4a)

100 100

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:16 AM (SSiCQ)

101 Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:16 AM (SSiCQ)

How do you do that, and had you consider playing the lottery?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:18 AM (D+BhG)

102 Glad to hear that. I only read tweets from there posted on here or some other sites, because it generally reminds me of some version of a particularly awful 8th grade where kids insult each other .

Does it even stop beyond 8th Grade, or is the last year of middle school Peak Insult?

I've heard from veteran social workers that substance abuse stunts people's social intelligence (at least) while engaged in that behavior, and at best very slowly recovers after stopping.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:18 AM (a4flb)

103 14 I remember frost in the mornings from early November (but that could be old man memories)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 04:33 AM (m7Osq)

Lovely way to phrase that! Will be borrowing it.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:18 AM (SSiCQ)

104 "Why would they do that? Windows 11 is a captured market. It is so hated that they had to punish people for sticking with Windows 10 - yet Windows 11 set record adoption rates."

Captured markets look for escape routes.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 06:18 AM (m7Osq)

105
"Why do Democrats hate Christians?"

_____________

Because Christians put God over the god of the State. The Democrats think the right kind of church is the Chinese Patriotic Association, cringingly subordinate to the secular power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:20 AM (tgvbd)

106 -22 F last night.
Furnace died yesterday. HVAC guys came, tried, didn't succeed.
Space heaters set up to keep pipes from freezing.
Praying the HVAC guys figure out the problem today.
Cold in the house but above freezing, for now.

Absolute worst time of year for this to happen.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

107 104 "Why would they do that? Windows 11 is a captured market. It is so hated that they had to punish people for sticking with Windows 10 - yet Windows 11 set record adoption rates."

Captured markets look for escape routes.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 06:18 AM (m7Osq)

True!
captured ≠ loyal
captive ≠ fanboi

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:21 AM (SSiCQ)

108 Grats on the 100, m.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

109 "Lovely way to phrase that! Will be borrowing it."

By all means do so; no need to reference me in any way.

Hell's Bells, I may have stolen from other old man's musings. Many of us may muse the same.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 30, 2026 06:23 AM (m7Osq)

110 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW

Wow; I'm so sorry to hear that. I will pray they get it fixed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:23 AM (D+BhG)

111 I've heard from veteran social workers that substance abuse stunts people's social intelligence (at least) while engaged in that behavior, and at best very slowly recovers after stopping.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026


***
I keep waiting for mine to recover, and it's been decades!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)

112 Microsoft has called for "Ramming Speed" towards their own Comcast moment.

This is the Comcast moment:
https://tinyurl.com/2z4xtrm2

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:24 AM (O7YUW)

113 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Yes, way!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2026 06:24 AM (OvMCw)

114 @110/FenelonSpoke: "Wow; I'm so sorry to hear that. I will pray they get it fixed."

Thank you. At this point I'm willing to pay large just to be warm again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)

115 * passes Captain Obvious a blueberry scone*

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:26 AM (0KSrI)

116 Back at you, Ben Had.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2026 06:27 AM (bQ4nt)

117 Yum!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2026 06:27 AM (OvMCw)

118 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)

How long will it be before they are supposed to come, or they can't say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:28 AM (D+BhG)

119 "Why do Democrats hate Christians?"

Because this is at foremost a spiritual battle and the Demonic Party has repelled People of Faith because the Party, a consolidated secular expression of the Fallen Nature of Man is violently against human flourishing, categorically rejects Imago Dei, and embraces craven materialism.

The GOP is "the other cola" because the Left has consumed the Demonic Party and in a Two Party system, its either Demonic-Lite or sitting at home in November.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:28 AM (a4flb)

120
I've heard from veteran social workers that substance abuse stunts people's social intelligence (at least) while engaged in that behavior

____________

I've had stunted social intelligence since I was a teenager without any substance abuse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:29 AM (tgvbd)

121 " ... Absolute worst time of year for this to happen.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant "

heating systems have uncanny abilities to choose their moment.

we own 6 or 7 milkhouse heaters for that reason, lol
(it's happened twice now ...) (knocks on wood)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 06:30 AM (Cjt/F)

122 haiku'ish

I remember

5 Frost in the mornings
7 From early November--but
5 That could be old man

memories.

I remember frost in the mornings from early November (but that could be old man memories)

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:30 AM (SSiCQ)

123 Went to dentist for crown replacement yesterday. Came home with an extraction instead. Bleeding's pretty much stopped. Just had my first solid food. SpaghettiOs for breakfast.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2026 06:31 AM (bQ4nt)

124 same here, H7

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 06:31 AM (Cjt/F)

125 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:29 AM (tgvbd)

It sounds to me dear one, that you're "just" an introvert not socially "Stunted". You have people who love and like you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:32 AM (D+BhG)

126 >>>How we created more technical debt in six months

I have a heck of a time remembering what "technical debt" means.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:32 AM (SSiCQ)

127 -22 F last night.
Furnace died yesterday. HVAC guys came, tried, didn't succeed.
Space heaters set up to keep pipes from freezing.
Praying the HVAC guys figure out the problem today.
Cold in the house but above freezing, for now.

Absolute worst time of year for this to happen.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)
=========================
Wow- best of luck to you today!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 06:33 AM (HNzy6)

128 Ok. Off to get something at the store-which I do actually need. I am standing against the "No shop. No school, etc" day from the anti ICE people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:35 AM (D+BhG)

129 I've had stunted social intelligence since I was a teenager without any substance abuse.

I think that most of us here on this site suffer that too. We are all one big therapy group who doesn't care to "get better".

I'm comfortable with my dysfunctions like a nice set of sweats on a cold morning.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:35 AM (a4flb)

130 useful advice:

LB
@beyondreasdoubt
Jan 28
I just saw a video of Rubio saying he doesn't do yes or no questions and let's hope I never have to cross-examine him bc if I had a dollar for every time I said during cross "Sir, this is a yes or no question, please listen carefully and just answer yes or no"😂

[Smart witnesses are advised to reply "I am sorry, but I cannot answer that with a yes or no."]

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:36 AM (SSiCQ)

131
You have people who love and like you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:32 AM (D+BhG)

____________

That's nice to hear, but they haven't met me. I'm a fine fellow, but socially that's a fairly meaningless construct.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

132 less-useful advice:

LB retweeted
Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman
Jan 28
Let me step in here. I’m a licensed notary public and a countywide Justice of the Piece, so this is right up my alley.

“Non Sequitur” is Latin for “without sequins.” It is a fashion term, but in the context of the law, it means “without counsel.”

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:38 AM (SSiCQ)

133 Good morning all. Thx Pixy.
A balmy -7 here in the mid Hudson. Going to drop another degree before it gets warmer. Don't think I'll be doing the usual 2-3 mile walk this AM

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 06:40 AM (IDEQi)

134 @ 132 the awesomeness is overwhelming!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 06:40 AM (Cjt/F)

135 Hadrian is a man of intellect and soul and doesn't suffer fools gladly.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:42 AM (0KSrI)

136 this whole thing in Minneapolis is political street theater. Democrats have a martyr, what they wanted, but he's an imperfect one and most of America just does not care. Thank heavens he wasn't a black dude! We'd really be getting the noise levels up to eleventy, had that happened.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 06:42 AM (3dkZ0)

137 From the good people of Duck Ai:

Technical debt refers to the future costs and challenges that arise when software development teams prioritize quick fixes or speedy delivery over high-quality code. This can lead to increased maintenance needs and complications down the line if the issues are not addressed properly.

So there's that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 06:42 AM (2Ez/1)

138 134 @ 132 the awesomeness is overwhelming!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2026 06:40 AM (Cjt/F)

3yearletterman is a Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie).

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:43 AM (SSiCQ)

139 Good morning morons

All that talk about insomnia last night worked, I was up at 2:30

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 06:43 AM (RIvkX)

140 How we created more technical debt in six months

Some companies' management beg for it.

A former Fortune 500 department store had floors of people skilled in C/C++ and Visual Basic to maintain and grow their non-datacenter operations (back-office, Point-of-Sale, etc.) Then management read in an IT magazine that the cool kids were going to Java (this was decades before Java had any meaningful enterprise frameworks). So they went from centuries of collective experience to zero years across the entire development team of language/paradigm experience.

I'm watching in Real Time as a national bank swaps out their Core Banking System after exasperation with an ill-fitting CBS, and doing this on a short runway.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:43 AM (a4flb)

141 137 From the good people of Duck Ai:

Technical debt refers to the future costs and challenges that arise when software development teams prioritize quick fixes or speedy delivery over high-quality code. This can lead to increased maintenance needs and complications down the line if the issues are not addressed properly.

So there's that.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 06:42 AM (2Ez/1)

Thank you! I will be studying that.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:44 AM (SSiCQ)

142 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

When it gets warmer, and I have some funds I'm going to come down there and pinch you. 😉You have been successfully employed and have a wife. Obviously some people like you. We morons like you God does as well
You don't have to be an extrovert.

Now I'm going..out in the cold. Have a good day, everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 06:45 AM (D+BhG)

143 A couple of scrambled eggs in a whole-grain English muffin sandwich: my breakfast. And the last of the donut.

The furry thugs have retreated. Stirling is sprawled on the floor near the encyclopedia bookcase (I know, who has an actual set of encyclopedias nowadays?). Dagny? No idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 06:46 AM (wzUl9)

144 Technical debt refers to the future costs and challenges that arise when software development teams prioritize quick fixes or speedy delivery or cheap poorly trained and incompetent developers over high-quality code. This can lead to increased maintenance needs and complications down the line if the issues are not addressed properly.

It gets a little in the gray zone when management says "Ship It" to what was formerly known as "Proof of Concept" code.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:46 AM (a4flb)

145
I know next to nothing about it, but are "new" operating systems just the old operating system with a fresh coat of paint? Because if a new system was built ab initio, you'd think they wouldn't use up so much storage or memory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:47 AM (tgvbd)

146 Think imma go see the Melania movie tonight.
Don't know why. Maybe it's because I rarely go to movies anymore and I kind of miss the Big Screen experience.
Maybe it's because down deep I know I'm witnessing some unprecedented political history real time and this is a way to savor it.

Or maybe because she's a smoke show.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)

147 Absolute worst time of year for this to happen.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)
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Sounds awful. Try rubbing your hands together!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 06:50 AM (RIvkX)

148 DeForest Kelley is on Robert Culp's Trackdown on Heroes & Icons, playing a particularly nasty villain with a strong Southern accent. This was some seven years before his Dr. McCoy role. He'd done a lot of Westerns, usually playing non-sympathetic characters or outright villains, before Roddenberry tapped him for his Police Story unsold pilot, and then for the McCoy role.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

149 This whole thing in Minneapolis is political street theater. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 06:42 AM (3dkZ0)

Does Noem or Holman want to turn the optics around?

Dogs.

Get some cute cuddly canine units out there with ICE. Let's just see how Americans react to lefties screeching obscenities and throwing water bottles at fido!

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2026 06:50 AM (j10i6)

150 Good morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2026 06:50 AM (r2ldC)

151 Trump just announced he picked Kevin Warsh as the new FedChair. A homeless insane person would be better than Powell, so ok

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 06:51 AM (IDEQi)

152 Quarter Twenty, or all of the above. I will look for your review.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:51 AM (0KSrI)

153 you'd think they wouldn't use up so much storage or memory.

The Negative Spin: Microsoft is conspiring with Big Memory and Big CPU

The Positive Spin: Microsoft is pre-loading the software they anticipate you should use.

I don't care if they fill up an entire 128GB of RAM with stuff - provided its implemented as a sophisticated Least Recently Used expiration cache - that is, if whatever is in memory is getting in the way of something that should be in memory, then the OS should yeet it out.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:52 AM (a4flb)

154 Get some cute cuddly canine units out there with ICE. Let's just see how Americans react to lefties screeching obscenities and throwing water bottles at fido!


Why do you hate dogs?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 06:53 AM (a4flb)

155 JackStraw, Good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:53 AM (0KSrI)

156 @118/FenelonSpoke: How long will it be before they are supposed to come, or they can't say?

HVAC company's office re-opens at 8 am. They'll triage the problems and dispatch what techs they can, then.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 30, 2026 06:54 AM (O7YUW)

157 Hi Ben Had

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2026 06:55 AM (r2ldC)

158 heh

RazörFist
@RAZ0RFIST
Jan 28
Can you imagine how much worse the world would be if all these podcasters weren't solving the world's problems, for free, right here on Twitter?

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:56 AM (SSiCQ)

159 JackStraw, update received.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 06:56 AM (0KSrI)

160 I get annoyed with the constant perversion of Christianity that the dems try using as a cudgel.

You can't call out evil or demand behavioral standards because that's judgmental which is now the deadliest sin ever.

You have to open your borders because Jesus was a Transgender Lesbian Midget Left-Handed Eskimo Albino whose family was running away from ICE.

You aren't allowed to fight because you're supposed to be peaceful at all times.

You can't have any wealth because we are apparently supposed to be poor.

And if we fall short of their perfection, we're hypocrites.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:00 AM (svLOV)

161 Good. Speak soon Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2026 07:00 AM (r2ldC)

162 G'morning, all!

30.2 degrees out, so not bad.


Anybody going to the Melania movie today?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2026 07:02 AM (iMotb)

163 Time I showered, etc. Back later, all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

164 VIA, Quarter Twenty is contemplating it. I will wait for the DVD.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 07:03 AM (0KSrI)

165 I'm watching in Real Time as a national bank swaps out their Core Banking System after exasperation with an ill-fitting CBS, and doing this on a short runway.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Just pour some AI on that~!
* bong rip *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:03 AM (mlg/3)

166 Get some cute cuddly canine units out there with ICE. Let's just see how Americans react to lefties screeching obscenities and throwing water bottles at fido!

These psychos don't fucking care. They'd kill it and blame the Orange Ogre.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 07:04 AM (d9FiM)

167 Ben Had,

Of course I saw that right after I posted my question.

Mrs VIA wants to see it today.

And we are under a winter storm warning starting this evening, so it might be a good idea.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2026 07:05 AM (iMotb)

168
I bought one of those four-panel LED garage lights you can put in a regular socket and put it in one of the temporary fixtures in the kennel.

I expected to be disappointed by light not much better than a 100-watt bulb. Instead it was so dazzling it was almost uncomfortable. Now I'm not sure what to do with it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:05 AM (tgvbd)

169 As a young child one of my goals in life was to use two factor authentication to redeem reward points in a fast food app.
Now that I've crested this peak the future looks kind of boring.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

170
The Pretti Case Exposes a Dangerous Lie
Walter Hudson's 'Closing Argument'

https://youtu.be/QePoawDA_48
8:27

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 07:06 AM (SSiCQ)

171 Hadrian, I assume Her Royal Majesty and The Big Dummy made it safely to NY?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:07 AM (svLOV)

172 I prefer just above candlelight. Can't see all the dust that way !

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 07:08 AM (0KSrI)

173 I expected to be disappointed by light not much better than a 100-watt bulb. Instead it was so dazzling it was almost uncomfortable. Now I'm not sure what to do with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Something weird about cheap LEDs. They don't illuminate surfaces with a 'directness.' Mebbe it's my failing sight, but i have trouble with the bright-but-not light they offer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:08 AM (mlg/3)

174
Hadrian, I assume Her Royal Majesty and The Big Dummy made it safely to NY?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:07 AM (svLOV)

___________

They are in Tuscaloosa, AL this morning, headed to Salem, VA today. It's Saturday and Sunday I'm concerned about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:09 AM (tgvbd)

175 It's Saturday and Sunday I'm concerned about.

My fault. Didn't recall the exact path. Prayers still sent for safe travels.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:10 AM (svLOV)

176 On the topic of dogs:

Our new boy had his debut at the vet recently. The tech that was really looking forward to meeting him entered his information with one hand while typing with the other. The rest of the staff came out to fuss over him.

His reaction: "I come here and people pet me and call me a good boy? This is acceptable."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:12 AM (svLOV)

177 We seem to have lost one degree since I last looked at around five AM, and are now at 4 degrees. I wouldn't have guessed that dawn would bring a temperature drop.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:13 AM (buPQP)

178 "...entered his information with one hand while typing with the other."

Read that out loud.
Slowly.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

179 These psychos don't fucking care. They'd kill it and blame the Orange Ogre.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 07:04 AM (d9FiM)

Oh contraire mon fraire! Americans luv their doggies, and watching cute Fifi get attacked, spit on, or screamed at cannot be explained away to the average Joe or Joanna.

And it isn't lefties who would care, its their politicians who will shrink back in horror...

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2026 07:14 AM (j10i6)

180 178 Read that out loud.
Slowly.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Not going to lie: She's the one who said she was used to typing one-handed. I was kind enough to leave that alone.

But my dog was a good boy. Didn't even fuss when he was getting his microchip.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:16 AM (svLOV)

181 I'm surprised the AI chatbot leaked *only* messages. I figured they'd also be collecting web history, other app activity, location, device information, etc. Mobile app developers are greedy, nosy and reckless, which is a dangerous combo. I'm amazed that this outfit either didn't collect it or managed to not expose it with everything else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:16 AM (MABZ1)

182 OK. Trying again.

Entered his information with one hand while petting him with the other. Curse this lack of editing feature.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:16 AM (svLOV)

183 So we now have three Carrier Battle Groups within striking distance of Iran.

Anybody know when the next moonless night there is?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2026 07:17 AM (iMotb)

184 I hope you guys are sitting down...

@FOXLA 14h
California Highway Patrol officers discovered a 100-foot tunnel entrance leading to an underground bunker with 13 firearms and 10,000 rounds of ammo in Shasta County.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:17 AM (mlg/3)

185 169 As a young child one of my goals in life was to use two factor authentication to redeem reward points in a fast food app.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

; )

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 07:17 AM (SSiCQ)

186 "Oh contraire mon fraire! Americans luv their doggies, and watching cute Fifi get attacked, spit on, or screamed at cannot be explained away to the average Joe or Joanna."
###

Or eaten.

See Springfield, Ohio and Kiffness.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

187 And just for the record, I luv my Charlie fur-friend. I don't think the Dems will allow their goons to attack lil doggies in the street...that is where the line gets drawn.

So no animals were hurt in this scenario!

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2026 07:18 AM (j10i6)

188 https://tinyurl.com/mf5suydh
From Dailytimewaster, wish I could get Mis Hum one
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:20 AM (Ia/+0)


Don't know why they bothered with the coffee if they were just going to drink a cup of milk.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)

189 120
I've heard from veteran social workers that substance abuse stunts people's social intelligence (at least) while engaged in that behavior

____________

I've had stunted social intelligence since I was a teenager without any substance abuse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Isn't that just another way of saying 'introvert'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 30, 2026 07:19 AM (sAmhv)

190 We seem to have lost one degree since I last looked at around five AM, and are now at 4 degrees. I wouldn't have guessed that dawn would bring a temperature drop.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Dawn, absent some pressure change, sees the coldest temps. 'Always darkest before dawn' in more ways than one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:19 AM (mlg/3)

191 underground bunker with 13 firearms and 10,000 rounds of ammo in Shasta County.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:17 AM (mlg/3)

Sounds like the average Moron's house...

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2026 07:20 AM (j10i6)

192 As a young child one of my goals in life was to use two factor authentication to redeem reward points in a fast food app.
Now that I've crested this peak the future looks kind of boring.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)
++++
"Will you be using the app today?"
Hell no.

"Do you want to download our mobile app and get rewards?"
Hell no.

"With app, you can ..."
Shut the hell up about the damn app. No.

I wonder how much the average ticket time could be accelerated if retailers quit asking about apps and pimping credit products...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:20 AM (MABZ1)

193 179 These psychos don't fucking care. They'd kill it and blame the Orange Ogre.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 07:04 AM (d9FiM)

Oh contraire mon fraire! Americans luv their doggies, and watching cute Fifi get attacked, spit on, or screamed at cannot be explained away to the average Joe or Joanna.

And it isn't lefties who would care, its their politicians who will shrink back in horror...
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2026 07:14 AM (j10i6)

"Orange Man Bad" covers a lot of ground.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 07:20 AM (SSiCQ)

194 So the Anglican Church is having a bit of a schism.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/priest-protests-
during-election-of-archbishop-of-canterbury.html
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV)


Didn't the schism happen last year when half the churches told the whatever Anglicans have instead of a Pope to go eff themselves?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:21 AM (ExV1e)

195 191 Sounds like the average Moron's house...
Posted by: Boswell


Shh! Don't give it away!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:21 AM (svLOV)

196 "...officers discovered a 100-foot tunnel entrance leading to an underground bunker..."

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The Saturday mornings of my misspent youth taught me that they're frequently created by clever coyotes who paint a dark shape on the side of a boulder.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

197 @FOXLA 14h
California Highway Patrol officers discovered a 100-foot tunnel entrance leading to an underground bunker with 13 firearms and 10,000 rounds of ammo in Shasta County.

--

Sarah Connor's?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 07:24 AM (qBdHI)

198 Dawn, absent some pressure change, sees the coldest temps. 'Always darkest before dawn' in more ways than one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:19 AM (mlg/3)
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DNK that, but we are still dropping even after dawn broke, headed to -1 in another hour, or so claims the forecast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:25 AM (fqhxl)

199 useful advice:

LB
@beyondreasdoubt
Jan 28
I just saw a video of Rubio saying he doesn't do yes or no questions and let's hope I never have to cross-examine him bc if I had a dollar for every time I said during cross "Sir, this is a yes or no question, please listen carefully and just answer yes or no"😂

[Smart witnesses are advised to reply "I am sorry, but I cannot answer that with a yes or no."]
Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 06:36 AM (SSiCQ)


If you want yes or no to that question, ask yourself. That's not what you're getting from me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:26 AM (ExV1e)

200 200

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 07:26 AM (SSiCQ)

201 "Dawn, absent some pressure change, sees the coldest temps. 'Always darkest before dawn' in more ways than one."

Twenty minutes after sunrise is typically our lowest temperature in the winter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2026 07:27 AM (iMotb)

202 Lord, I cannot even imagine what graft is included in the Senate funding bill Trump and Schumer agreed to last night.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:29 AM (fqhxl)

203 I'd like to think it wasn't a publicity stunt...

@FarmersAlmanac Jan 28
Farmers’ Almanac Saved Under New Ownership, 208-Year Tradition Continues

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:30 AM (mlg/3)

204 Noodage.

Posted by: Noodist at January 30, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

205 Nood, obviously

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (mlg/3)

206
grey box JJ es nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (tljrc)

207 JJS asks that you all join him upstairs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (fqhxl)

208 We seem to have lost one degree since I last looked at around five AM, and are now at 4 degrees. I wouldn't have guessed that dawn would bring a temperature drop.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

It seems, here anyway, that the coldest reading will be just a sun-up.

Posted by: MkY at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (q6tQZ)

209 I know this is willowed, but I have to ask. You have mentioned Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC as a replacement OS after Window 10 is no longer supported. I see a download site that provides an .iso. Can that be used to overwrite the current Windows 10 on an old computer that can't run Windows 11? The IoT designation is confusing me! Thank you!

Posted by: jayhawkone at January 30, 2026 08:15 AM (QSaoA)

210 >Medium has gone to shit as well

The non-tech side has always been loony left, but of late the tech side has been deluged with Indian spammers generating articles with AI for money. The good tech writing seems to have decamped to Substack.

Also, I've been running and managing - at enterprise scale - Windows clients since 1997 and I have simply never had the problems people complain about with Windows, 11 or otherwise. Any BSODs have always been bad hardware or non-WHQL drivers. People expect appliance-level reliability from Windows, and that's unreasonable for any consumer-focused desktop OS. Google couldn't make it work with Chrome or Android.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (LgYtf)

211 >>>404 Media seems to have fallen on stupid times, judging from the sidebar: App for Quitting Porn Leaked Users' Masturbation Habits, well, okay, that's legit tech news with a prurient slant. Two Heads, Three Boobs: The AI Babe Meta Is Getting Surreal is less legit. And I Replaced My Friends With AI Because They Won't Play Tarkov With Me is just pathetic whether it's real or not.

All very dumb.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2026 01:10 PM (SSiCQ)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - January 29, 2026 [Doof]

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The Thursday ONT is here. So are you. No instructions necessary!

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One. Two. Three??

Woman Discovers Third Breast After Giving Birth

Jasmine Mamiya, a mother of two, was shocked to learn she had developed a third breast after giving birth to her second child. While recovering in the hospital, a lactation consultant pointed out what appeared to be a nipple growing under her armpit — something Mamiya initially thought was just a skin tag.

The consultant explained that during pregnancy, it’s possible for some women to grow extra breast tissue along what’s called the “milk line” — a vertical path running from the armpits to the groin. These can sometimes form a full third breast, complete with a nipple, and even have the ability to produce milk.

Check out the whole story. There's a video clip at the link. It's less than whelming.

The NY Post story on this starts off in true Horde style:
"Jasmine Mamiya was in udder disbelief."

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Unrelated yet somehow related

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Rule # 1 - never stick your D in crazy. What Rule number is this??

Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

An Oviedo man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, according to the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office.

In a release, deputies said they responded to Grassendale Street in Kissimmee’s Windsor Hills Resort on Jan. 22 after receiving reports of a man “exposing his sexual organs in front of a residence.”

“The victims that observed this behavior provided a statement and a cell phone recording of a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner,” the release reads.

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Not related, yet somehow related

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Frozen waves? Kewl!

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Interesting analysis. What say you, 'Ettes?

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Preparations are underway for the worldwide kicky-ball event happening later this year. Los Angeles is attempting to cover up graffiti in some areas. How's that working out for them?

Taggers target 'graffiti-proof' ivy installed along 101 Freeway ahead of FIFA World Cup

With the FIFA World Cup months away, Caltrans has been spending millions of dollars to clean up trash and graffiti on local freeways, but one effort to stop street art doesn't appear to be working.

Two weeks ago, Caltrans crews installed artificial ivy on the walls of the 101 Freeway in Downtown Los Angeles to cover up and hopefully deter graffiti. But, taggers have already left their mark.

To cover up the graffiti, Caltrans crews are installing artificial ivy on the walls. There are mixed opinions on whether or not it's a good idea.

Contained in the story is an example of California ridiculousness.

Due to a mural and related agreements at this location and several walls along U.S. 101 in downtown Los Angeles, Caltrans is not legally allowed to paint over or remove graffiti.

I can't wait to not watch the World Cup this year.

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1 YOKO for the 21st Century

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Posted by: mindful webworker - that was zen, this is tao at January 29, 2026 10:04 PM (nO/+E)

2 not 1

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3 Hello, Ho4de! 😊♥️

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4 Yay, ONT!

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5 Dang it. C&P error. That was supposed to be

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7 Slicing up a pie like that almost seems like a disproof of free will. Because anyone who could do otherwise would.

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8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

9 And a thank-you to Pixy for closing my bold for me.

*thumbs in ears, waggles fingers, sticks tongue out at barrel*

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, well at January 29, 2026 10:06 PM (nO/+E)

10 Can I get a little help here on how to react to this thing?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2026 10:06 PM (uQesX)

11 I LOVE the ONT thread!

BUT, it should start at 8:30 central time. It's already 10 pm eastern at the current start time. That doesn't mean the east coast doesn't participate, but they can't hang around as long.

I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:07 PM (Cjcf6)

12 I am fascinated by what is deemed interesting and content worthy.

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13
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With hand upon my heart, I thank the Lord
For this, my native land
For all I love is here within her gates
My soul is rooted deeply in the soil on which I stand
For these are mine, my own United States

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This is my country Hеar my proud voice
I pledge thee my allеgiance America the bold
For this is my country, America (It's my country), America (It's my country)
My America to have and to hold

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Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 10:08 PM (jYat7)

14 Birch!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (+HNx/)

15 Last Cigarette. Haven't heard that one in years. Never knew the name of the band.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (lpTXP)

16 Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology.

Posted by: Three Angry Irish Inches at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (V3mlt)

17 Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say
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There were a couple of episodes of Archer that implied Sterling Archer tried this when he was a boy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)

18 11 I LOVE the ONT thread!

BUT, it should start at 8:30 central time. It's already 10 pm eastern at the current start time. That doesn't mean the east coast doesn't participate, but they can't hang around as long.

I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?
Posted by: Crusader at January 29

I second this motion. I know I am central, but I get up at a stupid time, so I go to bed at a stupid time. I get a short window in which to see what is up with the horde peeps.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (p4NUW)

19 I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:07 PM (Cjcf6)

What do you mean? It's only seven pm.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (uQesX)

20 12 I am fascinated by what is deemed interesting and content worthy.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:07 PM
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Same here.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Scanner at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

21
What difference would 30 minutes make?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)

22 Interesting analysis.

Needs more birdhands.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 10:10 PM (y+qgR)

23 >>I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?
Posted by: Crusader
------

Wellllll... You could move a bit West, ya know...

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 10:10 PM (rdVOm)

24 I always liked Joe Walsh, but never liked the Eagles.

Posted by: Walk Away at January 29, 2026 10:10 PM (oftw2)

25 For Doof given tonight's theme:

https://tinyurl.com/33cwrj48

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)

26 Need your boys to bring home this win Doof ...

Wings need to lose !!!

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:10 PM (3sXRv)

27 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof!

Posted by: TRex - don't paint over my mural at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

28 Brewer and Shipley's cut was okay as far as it goes, but for true virtuosity, one needs to view the Lawrence Welk version:

https://t.ly/GsoIT

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (cYBz/)

29 Francisco Scaramanga had a third nipple too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)

30 Two boobs is well-nigh perfect.

Three boobs?

Could we please go back to two boobs please?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (+HNx/)

31 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (xA5g+)

32 or

Evenin'

I work mids in an office with no windows. Could be morning or evening.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2026 10:12 PM (xA5g+)

33
TRex,

Your IQ is 6? Are you Somali, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:12 PM (3ek7K)

34 What difference would 30 minutes make?

Posted by: fourseasons

Show off!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 10:12 PM (cYBz/)

35 I am fascinated by what is deemed interesting and content worthy.
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:07 PM (p4NUW)


Should I be offended by that?

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

36 Francisco Scaramanga had a third nipple too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
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So does Krusty the Clown...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (ESVrU)

37 Three boobs?

Could we please go back to two boobs please?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (+HNx/)

I don't know man. One for each hand and mouth. Seems like natural selection is at work. Or maybe seeing Total Recall as a boy rewired my brain.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (y+qgR)

38 I have a Dyson Shark, but prefer the good, old Electrolux.

Posted by: Suck-Sess at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (oftw2)

39 Is it like rain on your wedding day?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

40 ... are you f'n kidding me.

Doof ... DOOOFFFFF !!!

Every Atlantic conference team is in place to win tonight

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (3sXRv)

41 What difference would 30 minutes make?
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Its not just 30 minutes at the start, which is also a thing because there are people *sitting* on posts reading the Cafe because they know the ONT is coming. Its also about the east coast and central time people who are eventually checking out because they have to go to bed. 30 minutes earlier means they're around and reading and posting for 30 minutes longer.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6)

42 36 Francisco Scaramanga had a third nipple too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)

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But could he do the fandango?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (+HNx/)

43 For Doof given tonight's theme:

https://tinyurl.com/33cwrj48
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)


Nice. Forgot about that one.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

44 YOKO for the 21st Century

https://tinyurl.com/yrzzmwzj
Posted by: Kindltot
Posted by: mindful webworker - that was zen, this is tao at January 29, 2026 10:04 PM (nO/+E)

Yes, but will she love me long time?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (GjEvj)

45 Top photo is nice, but it's too warm here for white birches to grow.

Posted by: Gentleman of the South at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)

46 ... are you f'n kidding me.

Doof ... DOOOFFFFF !!!

Every Atlantic conference team is in place to win tonight
Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (3sXRv)


Sorry. I was a healthy scratch tonight.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

47 a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner

Presumably the canister-hose type and not an upright-beater type.
😱




Or a Roomba.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, well at January 29, 2026 10:15 PM (nO/+E)

48 33 TRex,

Your IQ is 6?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:12 PM
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Small brain, short arms, juvenile humor. That about covers it.

Posted by: TRex - kicky ball color commentator at January 29, 2026 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

49 Some tagger all ready sprayed graffiti on the astro-ivy.

Ridley Scott was so wrong about 2019 L.A.

Posted by: 13times at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (CULe9)

50
Sassafrass84

Everyone should see it.
Destroy the family and this is what you get.
Go commies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (jYat7)

51 Well thanks for that. I will do my upmost to forget I ever heard about the “milk line”… ( shudder )

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (FzMmE)

52 35 I am fascinated by what is deemed interesting and content worthy.
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:07 PM (p4NUW)

Should I be offended by that?
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10

No! It’s really fascinating. If I had something ugly to say for real, I would just text you. 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

53 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof!
Posted by: TRex - don't paint over my mural at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)


Howdy, Dino!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

54 Maybe we can convince liberal chicks that arabs need them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

55 Evening all.

We have yet another launch tonight. The time has already changed twice, so may or may not change again.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-10
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 30, 2026
Launch Time: 2:22 a.m. EST (0722 UTC, 08:22 CET)

https://youtu.be/o-lY54XUxaw

Posted by: Joyenz at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (2F0/Y)

56 Ridley Scott was so wrong about 2019 L.A.
Posted by: 13times at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (CULe9)

Not exactly Neon, Noir and rain, is it?

Ashes, poop and graft.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)

57 *punches timeclock*
Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (w3u3d)

58 54 Maybe we can convince liberal chicks that arabs need them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

--------

This is my block, pimp!

Posted by: A Goat at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (+HNx/)

59 Mr. Doof, sir! Thanks for the Thursday Night ONT!

Great photo up top. Reminds me of scenes from my childhood.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (kB9dk)

60 Should I be offended by that?
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10

No! It’s really fascinating. If I had something ugly to say for real, I would just text you. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (p4NUW)


HA! Honestly though - do you ever really say anything ugly? I don't think I've ever witnessed that.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

61 As others have noted, the greatest irony in Alannis's "Ironic" is that none of the example she sings about are actually ironic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - isn't that Moronic doncha think at January 29, 2026 10:19 PM (nO/+E)

62 Its a free ride when you've already paid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 54 Maybe we can convince liberal chicks that arabs need them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

I could fix 'em if my back weren't broken.





Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (lpTXP)

64 Its the good advice you just can't take.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

65 Mr. Doof, sir! Thanks for the Thursday Night ONT!

Great photo up top. Reminds me of scenes from my childhood.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (kB9dk)


You're welcome. Thank you for your consistent pleasantness!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

66 kd lang would like a word with you.

https://youtu.be/7Uxx8DshRE8

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (GjEvj)

67 What's the common thread / common meaning / common leitmotif?

All three songs touch on the futility of man's existence, mocking the mere thought of aspiring to achieve something greater than mere, existential, being.

Or smoking. If I were to abandon all rational analysis in favor of a wild-haired guess, I'd say smoking...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (nbLIj)

68 Its like meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

69
Alanis Morissette - seen the name before - she's as pathetic as Pretti. Scotty, beam me up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (jYat7)

70 61 As others have noted, the greatest irony in Alannis's "Ironic" is that none of the example she sings about are actually ironic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - isn't that Moronic doncha think at January 29, 2026 10:19 PM (nO/+E

"Isn't it ironic, don't you think?"

I certainly don't, you unlettered cretin.

Posted by: Charles Emerson Winchester, III at January 29, 2026 10:21 PM (y+qgR)

71 I hate my brain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

72 There were a couple of episodes of Archer that implied Sterling Archer tried this when he was a boy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)


Knew a guy who would do inspections of repossessed houses, and said one house had a whole section of the wall of one bedroom sawn open, and the wiring, and whole-house vacuum system laid open and needing patching and repair.
He looked up incident reports in the neighborhood and found the EMTs had been summoned at one point to the address to release the young gentleman of the house from having his tally-whacker stuck in the vacuum system for some reason.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:21 PM (rbvCR)

73 I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?
Posted by: Crusader
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This is earlier than it used to be. Years ago it used to be close to an hour or so later and never at the same time every night. Talk about staying up past your bedtime. Of course we were all much younger then...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:22 PM (VCgbV)

74 Plus it meant more to be first. Once it got on a schedule people just spawn camped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)

75 Yes, but will she love me long time?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (GjEvj)


There is no filter in real life.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)

76
I read what I can before I fall asleep, finish reading in the morning.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K)

77 . . . and found the EMTs had been summoned at one point to the address to release the young gentleman of the house from having his tally-whacker stuck in the vacuum system for some reason.
Posted by: Kindltot

Honestly, that's taking the 'Pipe is pipe' theory way too far.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (cYBz/)

78 a nipple growing under her armpit

I assume no one has seen David Cronenberg's "Rabid" because that's how all this started.

Hat tip: don't base your life choices on David Cronenberg films, the Oscars are way later.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)

79 2 not 1
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 10:04 PM (VDuAa)

No no, not the one...

Posted by: Zathras at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (mP0Kj)

80 He looked up incident reports in the neighborhood and found the EMTs had been summoned at one point to the address to release the young gentleman of the house from having his tally-whacker stuck in the vacuum system for some reason.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:21 PM (rbvCR)
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"A million-to-one shot, Doc! A million-to-one shot!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (ESVrU)

81 the Lawrence Welk version:
https://t.ly/GsoIT
Posted by: Tonypete


Thank you. I wasn't going to link that, againagainagain.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sweet Jesus at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (nO/+E)

82 Posted this before, but this is the type of 'foot soldier' the Left loves.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36G9QOolxk

Stalking a neighborhood for eight hours dressed like a UPS driver. Deputies bust her and proceed to find she has a weapon, drugs, ammunition, and is a convicted felon.

And as the deputies inform her, "this ain't Seattle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)

83 I think back in the day as well ace was not as regimented. Threads could go longer than an hour.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)

84 This is earlier than it used to be. Years ago it used to be close to an hour or so later and never at the same time every night. Talk about staying up past your bedtime. Of course we were all much younger then...
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:22 PM (VCgbV)

Well, it is a bit funny to see the ONT posted when the sun's still up for over an hour.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2026 10:24 PM (uQesX)

85 77 . . . and found the EMTs had been summoned at one point to the address to release the young gentleman of the house from having his tally-whacker stuck in the vacuum system for some reason.
Posted by: Kindltot

Honestly, that's taking the 'Pipe is pipe' theory way too far.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (cYBz/)

he heard that model sucked...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2026 10:24 PM (mP0Kj)

86 Nice Doof, I'm glad the lady's theory re displacement of maternal instinct is getting some love. I'm skeptical of analysis telling me what I want to hear, it's rarely that simple, but she seems to nail it.

Did I ever mention the wife and I ran a DDO Guild named DoofenSmirtz Evil Incorporated? Our characters were Doof and Smirtz, although I forget who played which.

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 10:24 PM (ciYHQ)

87 How is everyone tonight? I hope you're all having a great pre-Friday. I hope so because, as the best people everywhere at anytime, you merit wonderfulness.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 10:25 PM (CHHv1)

88 Doof, regarding the music quiz:

https://tinyurl.com/3dk6fu77

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 29, 2026 10:25 PM (NZPfR)

89 The guy with the vacuum cleaner was hoping to get his 15 minutes of fame with the TLC show "Sex sent me to the ER."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)

90 Piper,
What do you think about Pilates as a low impact exercise? Is it a good option for someone with bad knees and wrists?

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)

91
BeckoningChasm,

I'm sure Robert the Cat is enjoying wonderfulness, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:26 PM (3ek7K)

92 60 Should I be offended by that?
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10

No! It’s really fascinating. If I had something ugly to say for real, I would just text you. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

HA! Honestly though - do you ever really say anything ugly? I don't think I've ever witnessed that.
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026

I actually told you something I said that was ugly and you agreed it was!I can’t remember what it was now, though.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:26 PM (p4NUW)

93 18 11 I LOVE the ONT thread!

BUT, it should start at 8:30 central time. It's already 10 pm eastern at the current start time. That doesn't mean the east coast doesn't participate, but they can't hang around as long.

I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?
Posted by: Crusader at January 29

I second this motion. I know I am central, but I get up at a stupid time, so I go to bed at a stupid time. I get a short window in which to see what is up with the horde peeps.
Posted by: Piper
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Aye

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 10:27 PM (LxeG3)

94 Did I ever mention the wife and I ran a DDO Guild named DoofenSmirtz Evil Incorporated? Our characters were Doof and Smirtz, although I forget who played which.
Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 10:24 PM (ciYHQ)


Please tell me you live in a tri-state area. Lie if you must!

BTW - my nic pre-dates Phineas and Ferb.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)

95 CAPS WIN ...

***barely***

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

96 I still find it hard to believe the casualty rates for the Ukraine thing. There is bullshit affoot. 2 Million?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)

97 DJ Doof - Guess The Theme
Another easy one tonight. Difficulty level 1 out of 5


They're all about lovemaking. Before, during, and after.

Posted by: Wm. J. Clinton at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

98 What do you think about Pilates as a low impact exercise? Is it a good option for someone with bad knees and wrists?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)

Low impact? Do you know how hard the soldiers pound those nails?

Posted by: Pontius at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (uQesX)

99 Dude shoulda got a job as a door to door vacuum salesman. Do what you love.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (FzMmE)

100 Sister of man shot by Border Patrol says he’s no victim, calls him violent
KOLD NEWS 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTWf7-e9voU

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (9aVck)

101 I have a Dyson Shark, but prefer the good, old Electrolux.

Posted by: Suck-Sess at January 29, 2026 10:13 PM (oftw2)

I don't want to live in a country where a man cannot properly love his Oreck.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (dK+Kv)

102 The flip side is folks closer to the left coast, the Tech thread starts too early.

As has oft been noted, early Tech thread participation has not met expectations, this is particularly egregious considering you eastern denizens presumably have had your beauty rest.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (P55mL)

103 TJM's right about "The Apartment," it's Billy Wilder's best film. I mention that because of all the beers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (CHHv1)

104 Great ONT, Doof. Gorgeous snow picture makes me sad. I want what everyone else has, called: winter. Vs cold with no snow. Life goes on. Next winter better be an improvement. I continue to pray for snow/rain and have hope.

I LOVE GLENN FREY.

Agree totally with the conservative woman in that the wacko liberal pierced women are latching on to something. To belong. I like the nitwit who said Good was shot because! she was a lesbo! No, not quite, try again!

I think many lesbos and liberal, pierced, green-haired women with pronouns simply never had a guy look at them or like them. Or sex. But I don't waste a lot of time worrying about them and wish they'd go away instead and be quiet without screams and whistles.

Doof, even I get the song connection as it is totally for the short bus, honey. And I am about ready for it with the lack of snow everyone else seems to have.

I don't cut pizza like a psycho, but I can't open resealable bags or boxes to save my life. My husband says it looks like a chimp on acid opens them. I don't care. Sometimes I try harder and sometimes I don't. I'm not perfect...but pretty dang close.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

105 Doof, regarding the music quiz:

https://tinyurl.com/3dk6fu77
Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 29, 2026 10:25 PM (NZPfR)


Good one. Would have fit!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)

106 "Sex sent me to the ER."
Posted by: Anna Puma


touch me baby, tainted -

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:29 PM (gKWVE)

107 That boob line is Indian sculpted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 10:29 PM (LxeG3)

108 Dude shoulda got a job as a door to door vacuum salesman. Do what you love.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (FzMmE)

I am pretty sure that he WAS doing what he loved.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:30 PM (dK+Kv)

109 Smoking in the boys room, Doof?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 29, 2026 10:30 PM (xcxpd)

110
ChristyBlinky,

Husband and I have so much trouble opening stuff. He thinks it due to the high altitude here. It's annoying as hell.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)

111 LOL we really are 29 - asking for an earlier start.

Not that I disagree - just feeling old.

Do we have to eat dinner at 4pm if the ONT is earlier?

Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (bOJ2I)

112 Listen, pizza sliced anyway is still pizza and is good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

113 ***raises hand sheepishly***

I have had - ever since I can remember - a tiny purple bump under one of my mammary glands. Never thought anything of it - seriously, it is hardly noticeable - until my OB/GYN told me what it was (a tertiary nipple) when I was in my 20's.

And yes, it did produce a drop or two of milk after delivery, but I never had much of that to begin with.

NO NEW NICKNAMES, YOU MISCREANTS!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (SRRAx)

114 As others have noted, the greatest irony in Alannis's "Ironic" is that none of the example she sings about are actually ironic.
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The gal I was with at the time had a lot of faults, but I still remember her pointing out "Those are just coincidences."

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (Cjcf6)

115 90 Piper,
What do you think about Pilates as a low impact exercise? Is it a good option for someone with bad knees and wrists?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026

Yes! Like anything, you can go up in levels in Pilates where it can get more strenuous. But anything low impact would be good, what I teach is low impact, and I help people modify for bad knees and injuries all the time.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (p4NUW)

116 Do we have to eat dinner at 4pm if the ONT is earlier?

Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (bOJ2I)


Not necessarily, but if you want the Early Bird Dinner special, it's a good idea.

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (lpTXP)

117 Listen, pizza sliced anyway is still pizza and is good.

Unless it is gas station pizza.. and sushi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (2GVsD)

118 Pretti was an idiot.
But if the mayor had his police doing their jobs, when Pretti had his altercation with the feds the week before, he'd of been arrested, and he'd probably be alive today.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

119 Honestly though - do you ever really say anything ugly? I don't think I've ever witnessed that.
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)


I'm sure there's a line of commenters waiting to say something ugly if ugly's what you need. All you have to do is ask. Then run.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (gKDq2)

120 My favorite photo (here probably) similar to the schizo pizza cutting, is a perfect pie wedge carefully retrieved from the center of a pie, screwing up the whole pie, guaranteed to raise a ruckus. I only wish I would have thought of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:34 PM (P55mL)

121 It's a beautiful Thursday. All the 'rons are strong and capable and wise, and all the 'ettes are beautiful, alluring and smart. What could be better?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 10:34 PM (CHHv1)

122 118 Pretti was an idiot.
But if the mayor had his police doing their jobs, when Pretti had his altercation with the feds the week before, he'd of been arrested, and he'd probably be alive today.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

We have to remember though: there are downsides to the local police not doing their jobs too.

Posted by: Charles Emerson Winchester, III at January 29, 2026 10:34 PM (y+qgR)

123 Could we please go back to two boobs please?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (+HNx/)

Seconded. Three boobs is like leaving an extra chair open at an intimate dinner date. Something wicked this way comes almost always. Why tempt fate?

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 10:34 PM (ciYHQ)

124
BeckoningChasm,

More money??

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:35 PM (3ek7K)

125 Third boob?

Where's Raimondo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 10:35 PM (2GVsD)

126 I don't cut pizza like a psycho . . . .

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

I cut it like it owes me money. Pour encourager lasagna.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:35 PM (dK+Kv)

127 Get off me effete Chuck sock!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 10:35 PM (y+qgR)

128 Staying home saves lives.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:35 PM (PHOGh)

129 I actually told you something I said that was ugly and you agreed it was!I can’t remember what it was now, though.
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:26 PM (p4NUW)


I actually remember what you're referring to. But it was kinda mild by Horde standards!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:35 PM (QMAsf)

130 NO NEW NICKNAMES, YOU MISCREANTS!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


uh. find someone with three hands?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:36 PM (gKWVE)

131 hoe_math has a new video, about 20 minutes long, that explains the modern liberal woman in much the same way as the video above, but with charts, drawings, and biting sarcasm.

Posted by: PabloD at January 29, 2026 10:37 PM (3VXNH)

132 Pretti was an idiot.
But if the mayor had his police doing their jobs, when Pretti had his altercation with the feds the week before, he'd of been arrested, and he'd probably be alive today.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

Kind of on-topic, but Seattle just got hit with a $30M wrongful death verdict for that idiot that got shot trying to steal a jeep in CHAZ/CHOP during BLM.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:37 PM (dK+Kv)

133 But if the mayor had his police doing their jobs, when Pretti had his altercation with the feds the week before, he'd of been arrested, and he'd probably be alive today.
——-

It’s worse than that. If the locals would honor ICE detainer requests the transfers would be performed at the courthouse or jail, in a secure location.

There wouldn’t be any “altercations” because federal agents wouldn’t have to operate on public roads, public spaces in the first place.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:37 PM (P55mL)

134 Two wonderful animal articles today.

Shelter holds ceremony for stray cat who survived coyote attack
https://mol.im/a/15509193

Brave moment howling puppy is saved from icy waters in Missouri
https://mol.im/a/15509729

Posted by: Joyenz at January 29, 2026 10:37 PM (2F0/Y)

135 Smoking in the boys room, Doof?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 29, 2026 10:30 PM (xcxpd)


Thought about that one but One Toke Over The Line got the nod over it.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)

136 I am off to bed, friends. I love the picture, Doof. My classes tomorrow are balance and strength, normally a chill class. it’s plank heavy, though. Fun!

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (p4NUW)

137 What's the common thread / common meaning / common leitmotif?

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette......

Posted by: From about That Time at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (sl73Y)

138 Two boobs is well-nigh perfect.

Three boobs?

Could we please go back to two boobs please?

Agree, but I'd give it an honest interview.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (dK+Kv)

139 The socialist mayor of Seattle announced she will spend $4M tax dollars to fight ice.

Good and hard Seattle, good and hard.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (PHOGh)

140 I think hoe_math/ itishoemath got permabanned from Twitter.
He was getting very angry over there.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (gKWVE)

141 I have had - ever since I can remember - a tiny purple bump under one of my mammary glands. Never thought anything of it - seriously, it is hardly noticeable - until my OB/GYN told me what it was (a tertiary nipple) when I was in my 20's.

NO NEW NICKNAMES, YOU MISCREANTS!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


There's a 50/50 chance that "Lefty" works.

Posted by: Wm. J. Clinton (sock still applies) at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

142 Still not sure if I got Lil Pooky's stomach bug or not. This morning he was a bit tired and whiny, but after his nap, he was convinced he could go full steam ahead. He thought we were starving him by giving him a little bit of food at a time to see if he could handle it. Boys are a black hole for food, I swear!

Posted by: pookysgirl, constantly restocking the pantry at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (Wt5PA)

143 Seattle just got hit with a $30M wrongful death verdict for that idiot that got shot
——-

“Seattle” didn’t, the beleaguered taxpayers did though.

The victims in all this, to add insult to injury. Float another bond issue, throw it on the pile with the rest of ‘em.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (P55mL)

144 The vaccum story triggered a memory.

My husband had a co-worker with a fetish. Which we found out later after he fled for: Texas! hahahaha!

He hung out in the library and it turned him on to stick it in the books. An innocent woman would pull out a book, either a book of Elizabethan poems or 40 Shades of Grey, and THERE HE WAS! from the other side of the row of books!

When my husband told me this I cracked up laughing and said if it happened to me I'd whack that thing with the book as I yelled. He was a nerdy type, by the way. No one would look at him and scream pervert.

The same library, I think, I went to on my lunch break from the med center. I quit using the loo when a homeless wacko woman shot out of a stall and screamed at me to get out of her house! I did!

Near the newspapers there was the stench of homeless, reading the news and enjoying the AC. And this was 20yrs ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

145 Two boobs is kind of like pi, one of those universal constants that has no solution.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (CHHv1)

146 95 CAPS WIN ...

***barely***

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

Still 6 points behind the Pens and the Pens have 3 games in hand, lol.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 10:40 PM (6Uni8)

147 Woman Discovers Third Breast After Giving Birth
There's a video clip at the link.


Oh, hell no, I'm not going to the link. I do not want to see that poor woman's armpit boob.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

148 It’s the overnight thread, not the early supper thread.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2026 10:40 PM (EXyHK)

149 Sounds like the vacuum cleaner wasnt running....what kind of fun is that? I remember horrible stories of good old boys out in the fruited plain being mutilated by milking machines....yikes.

Posted by: SS at January 29, 2026 10:40 PM (e8Nbd)

150 Kind of on-topic, but Seattle just got hit with a $30M wrongful death verdict for that idiot that got shot trying to steal a jeep in CHAZ/CHOP during BLM.
-----

And the city of Seattle deserves that judgement. They allowed the CHOP assholes to take physical control of a piece of the city, and then somebody got killed there. The civil suit is what happens when you stop doing your duty in the middle of a hell-hole who LOVES "sticking it to the man". I could have won that case.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:40 PM (Cjcf6)

151 @103

>> TJM's right about "The Apartment," it's Billy Wilder's best film. I mention that because of all the beers.

I don’t know, Stalag 17 and Sabrina would beg to differ.

Sometimes TJM is all wet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 10:41 PM (XV/Pl)

152 Sorry I'm late, the bloodhounds lost the scent trail of Pepe LePew.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 10:41 PM (2m2UF)

153 Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

That's really, really not my bag, baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 29, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

154 Could we please go back to two boobs please?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:11 PM (+HNx/)

Seconded. Three boobs is like leaving an extra chair open at an intimate dinner date. Something wicked this way comes almost always. Why tempt fate?
Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 10:34 PM (ciYHQ)

I once had the realization that on many of my dates, I was the third boob. -me and a Zen master, probably

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 29, 2026 10:41 PM (NZPfR)

155 Good night, all. You're incredibly wonderful, all of you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 10:41 PM (CHHv1)

156 Sister of man shot by Border Patrol says he’s no victim, calls him violent
KOLD NEWS 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTWf7-e9voU
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (9aVck)


One report had him shooting at a helicopter. Is this true? That is stupid if not suicidal

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:41 PM (rbvCR)

157 Wasn't there a 3 boob alien woman in the original "Total Recall?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (qFwJc)

158 “Seattle” didn’t, the beleaguered taxpayers did though.

The victims in all this, to add insult to injury. Float another bond issue, throw it on the pile with the rest of ‘em.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (P55mL)

The taxpayers are voters are Seattle. As someone said, "good and hard."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (dK+Kv)

159 The new kitty, Eddie, has a new nickname, kombat kitty! He's pouncing on the other cats and they don't like it so it sounds like a skirmish. He's driving me crazy with all his door opening, too bad he can't close them. He's 10 months olds so in the kitty teenager stage.

Thanks Piper!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (VCgbV)

160 Never liked Alanis M, and especially despise that song. If it comes on the radio, I’m changin’ the station.

Posted by: NCDave at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (mAiNO)

161 130 NO NEW NICKNAMES, YOU MISCREANTS!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

uh. find someone with three hands?
Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:36 PM (gKWVE)


Perhaps you missed the part where I said that it is tiny? Honestly, back when I was a teenager, I had zits bigger than this thing.

The band of my bra covers it up.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (SRRAx)

162 Beautiful picture up top. Thanks Doof!

Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (O+H2/)

163 Sorry I'm late, the bloodhounds lost the scent trail of Pepe LePew.
Posted by: tankdemon


Overwhelmed and confused by the smell of fresh paint. It happens more often than you'd think.

Posted by: Penelope Pussycat at January 29, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

164 GET YO ASS TO MARS.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

165 So Chandler has something in common with Scaramanga.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 10:43 PM (2m2UF)

166 ONT. I thought it was meant for insomniacs and weirdoes.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 10:43 PM (lpTXP)

167 hoe_math may be banned on X or whatever, but he's still on EweToob. Watching his videos makes me very grateful for my wife.

Posted by: PabloD at January 29, 2026 10:43 PM (3VXNH)

168 Beautiful picture up top. Thanks Doof!
Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (O+H2/)


Glad you liked it. Good to see you around.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (QMAsf)

169
Bilateral symmetry is the basis of feminine beauty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (tgvbd)

170 146 95 CAPS WIN ...

***barely***

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

Still 6 points behind the Pens and the Pens have 3 games in hand, lol.
Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 10:40 PM (6Uni

I just needed the Caps to get the Shoot Out point, to keep Detroyette from getting it.

The Atlantic is wayyyyy to tight right now. I'd like the Sabres to have a little breathing room.

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (3sXRv)

171 One of the earliest improbable tales of the then new world wide web I recall was entitled “Scrotum Self Repair”; about a factory worker who used a belt driven machine to self-gratify during his lunch break. It didn’t go well, put it that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (P55mL)

172 “Seattle” didn’t, the beleaguered taxpayers did though.

The victims in all this, to add insult to injury. Float another bond issue, throw it on the pile with the rest of ‘em.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (P55mL)

The taxpayers are voters are Seattle. As someone said, "good and hard."
-----

When the local tax rate approaches 100%, even the brain dead will leave. Until them, screw them. There's nothing about them that is worth redeeming.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (Cjcf6)

173 LMAO...ok, so you see some clown having a relationship with a vacuum cleaner out in front of your hotel. What does that make you?

Apparently, it makes the people who reported it "VICTIMS" according to the article.

Me? It would make me a guy somewhat digusted and amused, and carrying a good story I can tell friends when I see them.

This world is made up pussies. And, who the hell established the spelling for vacuum? Did he stutter?

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2026 10:45 PM (dIske)

174
496,

It's supposed to be in the 50's here in SW Wyoming this weekend.

What is your forecast for the weekend?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:45 PM (3ek7K)

175 "So what rule is this?"

Definitely not the "rule of cool."

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 10:45 PM (2m2UF)

176 I found out recently via one of my kids, that the song You Oughta Know by Allanis, is about Dave Coulier, aka Uncle Joey from Full House.

I had no idea.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:45 PM (PHOGh)

177 So we finished watching the Resident Alien series last night.

It was satisfying. Rounded the whole thing out. All the threads were tightened up, all the cast nicely featured, and nothing else needing to be said or done.

Best closing episode since… Bob Newhart.

Eureka has a pretty good ending of the last episode, so I recall. Need to watch it again.

But at the moment, we're at a loss for what to watch next. Might just have to go to bed early.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mmmm Suzanne Pleshette at January 29, 2026 10:46 PM (nO/+E)

178
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy arrived safely in Tuscaloosa and are lodged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 10:46 PM (tgvbd)

179 Non-motile radially symmetrical photosynthetic organisms have their charms, too. In a non-sexual way

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:46 PM (P55mL)

180 174
496,

It's supposed to be in the 50's here in SW Wyoming this weekend.

What is your forecast for the weekend?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:45 PM (3ek7K)

I have decided it might be end times, this winter has been so weird. Still praying for a White Easter and any holiday til the first of June!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)

181
The pink pussy hats

I want to know what happened with all the pink pussy hats

It is cold in Minneapolis

You would think they would be wearing those

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (AP7fj)

182
Hadrian,

Yay! Husband and I follow her travels.

She is an amazing woman with all the travels she does.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

183 ONT. I thought it was meant for insomniacs and weirdoes.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
----------

*raises paw*

"Present!"

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

184 Wasn't there a 3 boob alien woman in the original "Total Recall?"
Posted by: no one of any consequence


Yes, I was.

And I wasn't in much else. Talk about being typecast.

Posted by: Lycia Naff at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (VHUov)

185 LMAO...ok, so you see some clown having a relationship with a vacuum cleaner out in front of your hotel. What does that make you?

Apparently, it makes the people who reported it "VICTIMS" according to the article.

Me? It would make me a guy somewhat digusted and amused, and carrying a good story I can tell friends when I see them.

This world is made up pussies. And, who the hell established the spelling for vacuum? Did he stutter?
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2026 10:45 PM (dIske)

He did, right before it was over.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (NZPfR)

186 Never liked Alanis M, and especially despise that song. If it comes on the radio, I’m changin’ the station.
----

The SINGLE WORST song to get massive airplay is "Head over Heels" by Alanis. The song itself *sucks*. But the worst part is the GOD AWFUL HARMONICA SOLO that takes place. And the harmonica is out of tune with the rest of the song, but even that presupposes that AN INTUNE HARMONICA CAN SAVE AN AWFUL SONG!

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)

187 181
The pink pussy hats

I want to know what happened with all the pink pussy hats

It is cold in Minneapolis

You would think they would be wearing those

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at January 29, 2026 10:48 PM (AP7fj)

Recycled into merkins for clowns.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 10:49 PM (y+qgR)

188 Oh, hell no, I'm not going to the link. I do not want to see that poor woman's armpit boob.
Posted by: nerdygirl at
----
You made me lol!!!😂

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:49 PM (VCgbV)

189 Perhaps you missed the part where I said that it is tiny? Honestly, back when I was a teenager, I had zits bigger than this thing.

The band of my bra covers it up.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (SRRAx)

You have total recall of this?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 10:50 PM (dK+Kv)

190

ChristyBlinky,

My husband predicts we'll get slammed in May.

It's not Wyoming without a couple of big snows. We feel cheated this year.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:50 PM (3ek7K)

191 Old girlfriend of mine had a third nipple. Not due to pregnancy. Small, no breast tissue. No big deal. Just one of those human anomalies.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (MZ+PY)

192 Technically speaking, the Harmonica is in tune, being a fixed pitch instrument. A=440hz.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (P55mL)

193 Lycia Naff was being teased as a recurrent character in ST:TNG but nothing came of it. I never knew why not.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (gKWVE)

194 NO NEW NICKNAMES, YOU MISCREANTS!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

There's a 50/50 chance that "Lefty" works.
Posted by: Wm. J. Clinton (sock still applies) at January 29, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)


Too late - I am hopelessly left-handed 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think anyone other than my OB/GYN, hubby, and I knew it was there. It is even covered up by bathing suits; a tiny little nothingburger.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (SRRAx)

195 "10 days ago The Tucker Carlson Show
Thirty years ago William F. Buckley banished Peter Brimelow from Con Inc. for saying that immigration was destroying the country. Turns out Brimelow was right."

I used to read VDare.com, before Letitia James destroyed them through lawfare ... Peter interviewed with Tucker recently, to reach his large bank of listeners I guess. I'm listening now.

https://tinyurl.com/bndwnzkv

Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (vbXSk)

196 171 One of the earliest improbable tales of the then new world wide web I recall was entitled “Scrotum Self Repair”; about a factory worker who used a belt driven machine to self-gratify during his lunch break. It didn’t go well, put it that way.

--------

I learned early that great care should be practiced when deciding where to deploy one's scrotum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (+HNx/)

197 Bilateral symmetry is the basis of feminine beauty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (tgvbd)


Trilateral symmetry is the basis of alien feminine beauty.

Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (gKDq2)

198 Good evening Horde, thx Dood, great ONT.
NY Post reporting that Trump will name Kevin Warsh head of the Fed. Also heard Powell will stay on the Board once his chairmanship is up. Prick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:52 PM (IDEQi)

199 Glad you liked it. Good to see you around.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:44 PM (QMAsf)
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I'm here every night and I appreciate all of the work you and the other boss-men do to keep us entertained and informed

Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2026 10:52 PM (iU+ep)

200 HOLLYW( . )( . )D

Posted by: S. Sweeny at January 29, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)

201 no weird dave tonight ? or is that on fridays ?

Posted by: alpine_beer at January 29, 2026 10:52 PM (van9r)

202 "Please tell me you live in a tri-state area. Lie if you must!"

Dallas, New Jersey. Would I lie to you, honey? N
Would I say something that wasn't true?

"BTW - my nic pre-dates Phineas and Ferb."
Posted by: Doof

Yeah okay, sorry. I had a girlfriend named Page. People would walk up to her and spin her 180 and say "I turned the page, haha" thinking they were oh so clever and she would pretend it wasn't the 3rd time that week someone... I forgot where I was going with this. Hmmm

Anyways, not your first Phineas and Ferb callback, eh? Sorry about that.

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 10:52 PM (ciYHQ)

203 @186

"Head Over Heels" by Alanis

Never heard of it. Guess my fm rock station doesn't like it either.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 10:53 PM (E7+ue)

204 Bilateral symmetry is the basis of feminine beauty.
Posted by: Hadrian


Absolutely. Two boobs is fine. Four is okay if she's tall. But three is right out.

Posted by: mindful webworker - by later all at January 29, 2026 10:53 PM (nO/+E)

205
191 Old girlfriend of mine had a third nipple. Not due to pregnancy. Small, no breast tissue. No big deal. Just one of those human anomalies.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (MZ+PY)

A witch's teat from which all manner of the Devil's servitors sup and dine.

Posted by: heinrich kramer at January 29, 2026 10:54 PM (y+qgR)

206 A wise man once told me that “Martinis are like boobs, one is not enough and three is too many”

Rules to live by.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2026 10:54 PM (Rmwng)

207 Doof not Dood. Second damn time. Time to flog the autocucumber like that woman in Aceh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:54 PM (IDEQi)

208 I could be mistaken, but I think the pink puthy hats were about abortion, not ICE hatred and loving criminal rapist Somolians.That was when the stars were bragging about abortions and wimmen's rights to murder babies. Some had tee shirts with their tally.

Sometimes it's hard to keep up with their causes. I am sure the white skinned Pretti Good cause will be replaced soon. In MN I have not seen many black people due to the cold. Or Somilians, who you'd think would be protesting, given their low IQ.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk)

209 I only know the Head Over Heels song by Tears for Fears.
And I'll crank that shit up whenever it is on the radio. It never gets old for me.
(By contrast Everybody Wants To Rule The World sucks. It always sucked. I don't know why that is the one that gets played all the time)

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:55 PM (gKWVE)

210 It's supposed to warm up a bit here in southeastern wyoming. I'm a skier, so I wouldn't mind snow, but I'm also loving the warmth this winter!

Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2026 10:55 PM (iU+ep)

211 There were a couple of episodes of Archer that implied Sterling Archer tried this when he was a boy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)

Haven't we all? That and, well, never mind...

Posted by: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick at January 29, 2026 10:55 PM (MZ+PY)

212 10 Can I get a little help here on how to react to this thing?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2026 10:06 PM (uQesX)

This might be late, (Shocker!!!) but to which "thing" are you referring? I am very adept at at reacting properly to any given situation, so long as the proper response is to call somebody a filthy (CENSORED) and continue with whatever activity I was previously engaged.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 10:56 PM (2m2UF)

213 NO NEW NICKNAMES, YOU MISCREANTS!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (SRRAx)


What's that you say, three T Theresa?

Posted by: From about That Time at January 29, 2026 10:56 PM (sl73Y)

214 191 Old girlfriend of mine had a third nipple. Not due to pregnancy. Small, no breast tissue. No big deal. Just one of those human anomalies.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 29, 2026 10:51 PM (MZ+PY)

A witch's teat from which all manner of the Devil's servitors sup and dine.
Posted by: heinrich kramer at January 29, 2026 10:54 PM (y+qgR)

Oh, you dated her too?

Posted by: ::Rimshot:: at January 29, 2026 10:56 PM (NZPfR)

215 Two boobs is fine. Four is okay if she's tall. But three is right out.
Posted by: mindful webworker


When the Amazon aliens invade, we can't count on this one.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 10:56 PM (gKWVE)

216 Say what you want about Alanis, but she is responsible for everyone saying "don'tcha think?" after anyone says "isn't it ironic"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:56 PM (IDEQi)

217 Well Well.
Good news:
I just scored a tix to the Super Bowl.
Bad news:
I gotta find a way to avoid the bullshit half time show.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 10:58 PM (2WIwB)

218 Technically speaking, the Harmonica is in tune, being a fixed pitch instrument. A=440hz.
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Great point! A good deal of music is recorded a half step down. And even that "half step" assumes everyone involved knew what they were doing when they tuned down. The harmonica clashes with the underlying instruments.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 10:58 PM (Cjcf6)

219 no weird dave tonight ? or is that on fridays ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at January 29, 2026 10:52 PM (van9r)


He's Fridays only now

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 10:58 PM (QMAsf)

220 A couple of years ago a guy chopped off part of his schlong sticking it in a vacuum cleaner. Not a happy ending

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:59 PM (IDEQi)

221 Listen, pizza sliced anyway is still pizza and is good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

I'll roll that shit up and eat it like a fruit roll if there was no knife.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 10:59 PM (snZF9)

222
Diogenes,

Take a bathroom break. By the time you get back from waiting in line the shitshow will be over.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)

223 190

ChristyBlinky,

My husband predicts we'll get slammed in May.

It's not Wyoming without a couple of big snows. We feel cheated this year.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:50 PM (3ek7K)
......................................
GOOD! Maybe for my birthday, which is always around Memorial Day!!!

My dude said even the weather guys are bummed! So everyone is finally catching up with me. I got over it for Christmas as I have much to find joy about. But it's not the same, is it?

We had a very white Easter when my son was a toddler. Over 8" on the ground. I have hope. And I pray A LOT.

That dang jet stream needs to go away!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:59 PM (WONhk)

224 I only know the Head Over Heels song by Tears for Fears.
And I'll crank that shit up whenever it is on the radio. It never gets old for me.
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Agreed! That simple keyboard line just *cuts* right through every time he plays it. That's an epic tune.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 11:00 PM (Cjcf6)

225 220 A couple of years ago a guy chopped off part of his schlong sticking it in a vacuum cleaner. Not a happy ending

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True. Most guys don't have many inches to spare.

Amirite ladies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:00 PM (+HNx/)

226 thanks for cheering me up, 'rons, you were funny tonight. today was not a good day otherwise

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 11:01 PM (gKWVE)

227 The music theme = well, not tobacco.

https://youtu.be/Q2FzZSBD5LE

Posted by: mindful webworker - burning bright at January 29, 2026 11:01 PM (nO/+E)

228 If going down on Uncle Joey in a theater helped make you famous, you probably have some issues.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:01 PM (lpTXP)

229 Doof not Dood. Second damn time. Time to flog the autocucumber like that woman in Aceh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:54 PM (IDEQi)


Once more and it's personal!!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 11:01 PM (QMAsf)

230 A witch's teat from which all manner of the Devil's servitors sup and dine.
Posted by: heinrich kramer

Finger of birth strangled babe is pretty easy to get these days

In certain states

Posted by: the Witches at January 29, 2026 11:02 PM (AP7fj)

231
Cicero,

You are right.

I've seen some things, well I haven't seen big things.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:02 PM (3ek7K)

232 So the largest ICE tracking website, StopICE.net, turned out to have security in roughly the same way that Minx 0.8 beta has features. A couple of friends of DataRepublican got in, took their entire list of contributors including their email addresses, and replaced all of their vehicle and license plate images with a picture of Tom Homan.

I gather they've now restored the images from a backup, but the list of email addresses is quite interesting too.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2026 11:02 PM (xComp)

233 Bilateral symmetry is the basis of feminine beauty.
Posted by: Hadrian

Absolutely. Two boobs is fine. Four is okay if she's tall. But three is right out.
Posted by: mindful webworker


A third one right in the middle, like mine, is still bilaterally symmetric.

Or do you consider mouths and noses and bellybuttons and..... places southwards to be asymmetrical?

Posted by: Lycia Naff (again) at January 29, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

234 Once more and it's personal!!
Posted by: Doof

I need to call Vito and Three Finger Joe?

Posted by: Mustachioed Fedora Miklos di Mikloso at January 29, 2026 11:04 PM (AP7fj)

235 @226 Cheers, and a bit more cheers. Let it settle over you and enjoy it. Relax, as the songs say.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 11:04 PM (CHHv1)

236 "Head Over Heels" by Alanis

Never heard of it. Guess my fm rock station doesn't like it either.
Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 10:53 PM (E7+ue)


Head over Feet.

Head Over Heels was Tears for Fears (as someone mentioned), and The Go-Go's (a completely different song).

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 11:04 PM (QMAsf)

237 Until tonight I did not know that Denver Pyle ever guest-starred in an episode of The Love Boat.

With age, comes wisdom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:05 PM (+HNx/)

238 This has been the worst winter ski wise in a long time, maybe 10 years. Weirdly enough the east coast has snow. Go figure coast isn’t so icy.

But we were spoiled the past 3 years, with feet upon feet of snow. Life is one big ebb and flow.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:05 PM (PHOGh)

239 I once had the realization that on many of my dates, I was the third boob. -me and a Zen master, probably
Posted by: Nerd Herd

I know your pain. The worst was going out with the love of my life while friend zoned - because love will find a way, right? Then AlphaJerk elbows you "is that your girlfriend. No? Mind if I fck her?" SMH it's a miracle I'm not in prison.

Oh, she was a healer too, so on the nights that DIDN'T happen, it was always some lost soul, like our waitress, sitting down to share her life story with her for 3 hours. Sigh

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:05 PM (ciYHQ)

240 Symmetry is overrated.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 11:06 PM (y+qgR)

241 I need to call Vito and Three Finger Joe?
Posted by: Mustachioed Fedora Miklos di Mikloso at January 29, 2026 11:04 PM (AP7fj)


Yeah! Bring Moose too. Maybe have The Neck on standby.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)

242 I have no man-boobs

no moobs

Sorry not sorry

Posted by: Miklos larned about the X and Y chromosomes by Playing Doctor as a child at January 29, 2026 11:06 PM (AP7fj)

243 Needless to say, Fen did not get laid

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:07 PM (ciYHQ)

244 A whole bunch of famous tunes were recorded waaaay off from standard pitch, or “down in the cracks”. Even if tuned down a step, the pitch is the standard. Or not. 440hz is just an agreement.

Mostly just indifferent tuning. That “flute solo” for example in “All the leaves are brown”.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:07 PM (P55mL)

245 So the largest ICE tracking website, StopICE.net, turned out to have security in roughly the same way that Minx 0.8 beta has features. A couple of friends of DataRepublican got in, took their entire list of contributors including their email addresses, and replaced all of their vehicle and license plate images with a picture of Tom Homan.
----

I'm not really sure how they thought it was going to turn out any other way? Our opposition is prone to bold action (and ours isn't), but they also make some stupid assumptions.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)

246 240 Symmetry is overrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 11:06 PM (y+qgR)

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What are you, a fucking Echinodermata?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:08 PM (+HNx/)

247 228 If going down on Uncle Joey in a theater helped make you famous, you probably have some issues.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:01 PM (lpTXP)

It's Canada. That's what passes for famous in Canada.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 11:08 PM (6Uni8)

248 Yeah! Bring Moose too. Maybe have The Neck on standby.
Posted by: Doof

Moose is off tonite

Shoulda told ya

Posted by: totally legit Club owner Miklos (passive investor, if anybody asks) at January 29, 2026 11:08 PM (AP7fj)

249 All the 'ons are strong and capable. All the 'ettes are beautiful and smart. That's my sign off for tonight. Look in the mirror tonight and see the strong, beautiful person I see. Take care and good night.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)

250 Uncle Joey is from Detroit. Practically a hoser himself.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (PHOGh)

251 Tracking son and family's plane to FL. Almost landing. I will miss our little midgets and sweet baby girl this weekend, but hope they have a wonderful time with our other son and DIL and friends. Back in a few days. I saw the baby girl on Wed, so that will have to do for the week. Little doll, she is.

Good night, Morons and 'ettes! You keep me sort of sane!

Rock on!

https://tinyurl.com/y2kdtbfd

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)

252 Going to be -8° when I get up in the AM. Don't think I'll take my usual 2-3m walk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (IDEQi)

253 52 No! It’s really fascinating. If I had something ugly to say for real, I would just text you. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

I knew it! You keep all the really interesting content in the backchannels. Don't you think we'd be interested in the behind the scenes drama?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (2m2UF)

254 Seconded. Three boobs is like leaving an extra chair open at an intimate dinner date. Something wicked this way comes almost always. Why tempt fate?
Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 10:34 PM (ciYHQ)

Indeed. There's a fine line between motorboating three boobs and getting beaten into a coma...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (nbLIj)

255

ChristyBlinky,

Pray for snow.

Sleep well dear.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)

256 Shout is a great Tears for Fears song

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:11 PM (IDEQi)

257 54 Maybe we can convince liberal chicks that arabs need them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

Then what would we do with all the abandoned goats?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:11 PM (2m2UF)

258 252 Going to be -8° when I get up in the AM. Don't think I'll take my usual 2-3m walk
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (IDEQi)

Cold as a witch's tit.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 29, 2026 11:12 PM (MZ+PY)

259 Good evening morons ותודה דיסקו!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

260 Thinking @Realbritthughes in the content is a hottie. In that stern sexy mom sort of way.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2026 11:13 PM (Rmwng)

261 ONT. I thought it was meant for insomniacs and weirdoes.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


Who are you calling a weirdo?

On an unrelated note, here's two more songs for the theme:

https://youtu.be/ZxQJODny1R4
https://youtu.be/poqEUER6m90

Posted by: mikeski, now without sockpuppets at January 29, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

262 The Three Nipple problem present similar issues as the Three Body Problem.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:13 PM (IDEQi)

263 There's a fine line between motorboating three boobs and getting beaten into a coma...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

What kind of dates are you going on ?!

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:14 PM (ciYHQ)

264 ONT. I thought it was meant for insomniacs and weirdoes.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


Your point being?

Posted by: Miklos in best 80s Valley Girl voice at January 29, 2026 11:15 PM (AP7fj)

265 To cover up the graffiti, Caltrans crews are installing artificial ivy on the walls. There are mixed opinions on whether or not it's a good idea.
======

When I was a kid the city would paste pictures of apartment windows in the windows of abandoned buildings to make them look occupied.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

266 San Franpsycho,
Can you recommend any good tailgating spots for the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 11:15 PM (2WIwB)

267 I know your pain. The worst was going out with the love of my life while friend zoned - because love will find a way, right? Then AlphaJerk elbows you "is that your girlfriend. No? Mind if I fck her?" SMH it's a miracle I'm not in prison.

Oh, she was a healer too, so on the nights that DIDN'T happen, it was always some lost soul, like our waitress, sitting down to share her life story with her for 3 hours. Sigh
Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:05 PM (ciYHQ)

I hope your story ended well. I had to learn the hard way about getting out of the friend zone, i.e., don't get mad, just get out of Dodge. I had the good fortune to see a few of my friendzone loves later and realize I'd dodged a few bullets just by being a dope. What's the line? "God loves drunkards, fools, and the United States of America." I dodged a stripper-turned-druggie and endless complaints, among other things.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 29, 2026 11:16 PM (NZPfR)

268 I guess Smoke on the Water and Boston's Smokin were too obvious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:17 PM (IDEQi)

269 71 I hate my brain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

I don't know why (maybe because my brain has some neurons firing a bit out of synch) but that line reminded me of an old joke:

Johnny- Mommy, I hate my sister's guts!
Mom- Shut up and eat.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:17 PM (2m2UF)

270 256 Shout is a great Tears for Fears song

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:11 PM (IDEQi)

The Tipping Point is probably my favorite of theirs.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 11:17 PM (6Uni8)

271 There's a fine line between motorboating three boobs and getting beaten into a coma...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

What kind of dates are you going on ?!
Posted by: Fen

He came over and brought tequila one time.

There are pictures.

Lucky that Miklos is cousins with one of the Deputy Sherriffs

Posted by: Darleen, Marleen and Charleen support this massage at January 29, 2026 11:17 PM (AP7fj)

272 @244
All the leaves are brown.......
I'd be safe and warm if I were in LA....

Really? Must be a drug pusher.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 11:17 PM (E7+ue)

273 240 Symmetry is overrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 11:06 PM (y+qgR)

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She says that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:18 PM (+HNx/)

274 Me? It would make me a guy somewhat digusted and amused, and carrying a good story I can tell friends when I see them.
This world is made up pussies. And, who the hell established the spelling for vacuum? Did he stutter?
Posted by: Orson


Oh, I agree. When I was in college my roommates and I were walking back to our apartment when some perv exposed himself. We ran back home laughing and called the cops. The cop who came over laughed along with us. It was November in Michigan, and the guy had to be really dedicated to his craft to be practicing it in that kind of weather.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2026 11:18 PM (0Htd1)

275 I LOVE the ONT thread, but can we please consider starting it a little earlier?
Posted by: Crusader at January 29
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So, you want the overnight thread to start hours before sunset. (in the summer)... out here in doesn't-matter-country.
🤔

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 11:18 PM (qfI/e)

276 Doof not Dood. Second damn time. Time to flog the autocucumber like that woman in Aceh
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Once more and it's personal!!
Posted by: Doof


Once is happenstance.
Twice is autocucumber.
The third time, it's your new nickname.

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at January 29, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)

277 73 This is earlier than it used to be. Years ago it used to be close to an hour or so later and never at the same time every night. Talk about staying up past your bedtime. Of course we were all much younger then...
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 29, 2026 10:22 PM (VCgbV)

Not me.

Posted by: Benjamin Button at January 29, 2026 11:19 PM (2m2UF)

278 When I was in college my roommates and I were walking back to our apartment when some perv exposed himself. We ran back home laughing and called the cops. The cop who came over laughed along with us. It was November in Michigan, and the guy had to be really dedicated to his craft to be practicing it in that kind of weather.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Where's Waldo, live version?

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)

279 I'm seriously surprised that the "eggheads" in the Twin Cities haven't started driving around with diesel generators powering huge space heaters to get rid of ICE.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 29, 2026 11:20 PM (S/Y4j)

280 "So the largest ICE tracking website, StopICE.net, turned out to have security in roughly the same way that Minx 0.8 beta has features. A couple of friends of DataRepublican got in, took their entire list of contributors including their email addresses, and replaced all of their vehicle and license plate images with a picture of Tom Homan"

Awesome sauce. I'm SO tired of idiots playing stupid on Twitter. This makes me happy again. Thank you.

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:20 PM (ciYHQ)

281 This is interesting. Saw on LinkedIn the CEO of a company that “mainly serves immigrants” announced they’re shutting it down due to “changing immigration patterns”.


Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:20 PM (PHOGh)

282 Four Seasons,

Florida swapped winter weather with Wyoming.

Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2026 11:21 PM (Rmwng)

283 Symmetry is overrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

This too is the story of Yoga

Posted by: Double Down Dog Dare ya Miklos at January 29, 2026 11:22 PM (AP7fj)

284 279 I'm seriously surprised that the "eggheads" in the Twin Cities haven't started driving around with diesel generators powering huge space heaters to get rid of ICE.

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I don't get it.

Posted by: H.E.A.T. at January 29, 2026 11:22 PM (+HNx/)

285 Greetings

The frozen waves picture is a nice reminder that Creation is beautiful and worth taking time to enjoy.

"I don't march to the beat of a different drum, I cut pizza in the style of Picasso"; that's one way to counter OCD, I suppose.

Thanks for the ONT

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2026 11:23 PM (RkOfE)

286 San Franpsycho,
Can you recommend any good tailgating spots for the Super Bowl?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 11:15 PM (2WIwB)
====
Carmel

Srsly I don't know the stadium area at all it is 40 miles from San Francisco.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

287 Never liked Alanis M, and especially despise that song. If it comes on the radio, I’m changin’ the station.
Posted by: NCDave at January 29, 2026 10:42 PM (mAiNO)

Annoying whiny twat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:24 PM (8zz6B)

288 A dude flashed his junk at me one morning as I was driving to school. I just pointed and laughed.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:24 PM (lpTXP)

289 Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:05 PM (ciYHQ)

I hope your story ended well. I had to learn the hard way about getting out of the friend zone, i.e., don't get mad, just get out of Dodge. I had the good fortune to see a few of my friendzone loves later and realize I'd dodged a few bullets just by being a dope. What's the line? "God loves drunkards, fools, and the United States of America." I dodged a stripper-turned-druggie and endless complaints, among other things.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 29, 2026 11:16 PM (NZPfR)

Stuff happens as planned. One of my male friends gave me feelings that he was interested. But never had the courage to do anything & I gave up. I honestly am thankful now as he got into some trouble with the law years later and seemed to be a cold SOB. When I rode his motorcycle with him in shorts and burned the heck out of my calf it was a sign. He did nothing. No empathy. I took that as a sign.

I married the crazy boyfriend instead, who broke up with me every season the first year we met at 22yrs. I think (other than my obvious charms and ambition), I impressed him by not whining, chasing, stalking or giving a hoot. I ain't going to beg anyone. We won!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 11:24 PM (WONhk)

290
Living in the Mountain Time Zone it does seem weird in summertime when the ONT is posted when the sun is still up.

I don't care, I wouldn't miss the ONT whenever it is posted. We have amazing posters here and I don't want to miss the awesome comments.

I'm a night owl so it it doesn't bother me.



Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:24 PM (3ek7K)

291 Symmetry is overrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


No huh!!!

Posted by: OCD people everywhere at January 29, 2026 11:25 PM (2WIwB)

292 288 A dude flashed his junk at me one morning as I was driving to school. I just pointed and laughed.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:24 PM (lpTXP)

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It obviously wasn't MY junk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:25 PM (+HNx/)

293 Pass the Duchie (on the Left Hand Side)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)

294 Remarked to a friend tonight that Wyoming winter was so warm because the ICE was in Minnesota.

Har har!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2026 11:27 PM (Rmwng)

295 @282. Florida swapped winter weather with Wyoming.

It won't last for long. At least they can shut their AC's off for a day or two.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 11:27 PM (E7+ue)

296 ====
Carmel

Srsly I don't know the stadium area at all it is 40 miles from San Francisco.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)


I don't know the area at all. It's going to be fun exploring.
Carmel would be great. I might need to stay a few extra days and bring my golf clubs.

Posted by: OCD people everywhere at January 29, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB)

297 A 23 year old woman decapitated her 55 yr old boyfriend in California and fled to Mexico . I can fix her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:28 PM (IDEQi)

298 Off OCD sock

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB)

299 I'm stupid that I'm just realizing this now, but I think I could have a great Saturday or Sunday by just showing up at tailgate for whatever college or pro team was closest. Great food, and rabid fans. Why would I need a ticket to go inside when such awesomeness was outside?

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 11:29 PM (Cjcf6)

300 ONT. I thought it was meant for insomniacs and weirdoes.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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*raises paw*

"Present!"
----
Hello, my name is American Kestrel. I'm a weird insomniac.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2026 11:29 PM (RkOfE)

301 297 A 23 year old woman decapitated her 55 yr old boyfriend in California and fled to Mexico . I can fix her
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:28 PM (IDEQi

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Bury the body. Bag the head.

Posted by: Capt. Love at January 29, 2026 11:29 PM (+HNx/)

302 I saw Alanis live in 02 or 03 in a medium size club. The band and her actually rocked pretty hard...surprised no-one mentioned the "lactation consultant"... That has to take at least a day of college to graduate in, lol

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 29, 2026 11:29 PM (3/XaG)

303 I don't know the area at all. It's going to be fun exploring.
Carmel would be great. I might need to stay a few extra days and bring my golf clubs.
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The area is all relatively newly constructed, I lived down there 40 years ago there was nothing but salt flats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:29 PM (RIvkX)

304 The item about the gentleman performing an act with a vacuum cleaner reminded me of Dave Barry's column, reprinted in his "Guide to Guys", of the fellow who attempted to siphon gasoline with a vacuum cleaner, with predictable results.

As for the third nipple, supernumerary nipples are not uncommon. My father-in-law had one. Not a big deal.

Posted by: Nemo at January 29, 2026 11:30 PM (4RPgu)

305 67 Or smoking. If I were to abandon all rational analysis in favor of a wild-haired guess, I'd say smoking...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 29, 2026 10:20 PM (nbLIj)

What are we - chopped liver?
-Brownsville Station

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2026 11:30 PM (QGaXH)

306

Hiya Pete,

Yes, it's ironic.

We're going to grill lots of beast meat this weekend .

On nice weekends we have the grill going and freeze lots of meat.



Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:30 PM (3ek7K)

307 By the way, the acoustic guitar in "Patience" by Guns-n-Roses is *woefully* out of tune as well. Seriously.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 11:31 PM (Cjcf6)

308 It will be very difficult getting in and out of the stadium give yourself plenty of time.

If you will be in the city I would love to buy you a drink.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

309 Good news:
I just scored a tix to the Super Bowl.
Bad news:
I gotta find a way to avoid the bullshit half time show.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Be a gentleman. Go find the ladies room line and offer to hold her place to the girl at the end. That should do.it.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 11:31 PM (qfI/e)

310 Florida swapped winter weather with Wyoming.

Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?
Posted by: Pete Bog

Who controls Florida?

Who benefits?

Posted by: Miklos guesses da Jooz at January 29, 2026 11:32 PM (AP7fj)

311 A dude flashed his junk at me one morning as I was driving to school. I just pointed and laughed.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


Yeah, but the shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: the laugh-ee at January 29, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)

312 As for the third nipple, supernumerary nipples are not uncommon. My father-in-law had one. Not a big deal.
Posted by: Nemo at January 29, 2026 11:30 PM (4RPgu)
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I know, right?

Posted by: Man with the Golden Gun at January 29, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)

313 "I hope your story ended well."

It did. I felt the full power of Aphrodite, heartbreak yes but bliss too. Both at an intensity few men know. And everything I learned from that helped me find a woman with a pure heart, who I've been happily married to for 25 years. And it's not the kind of love that burns and consumes.

"I dodged a stripper-turned-druggie and endless complaints, among other things."
Posted by: Nerd Herd

Hah we may be soulmates, I had my run with strippers too, I was going to "save" them too. Haha what a fool believes.

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:32 PM (ciYHQ)

314 Just saw that my Florida family will be seeing lows in the 20s. That is wild. They barely own socks and long pants.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:33 PM (lpTXP)

315 A 23 year old woman decapitated her 55 yr old boyfriend in California and fled to Mexico . I can fix her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:28 PM (IDEQi)

It's hard to find good help.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 11:33 PM (dK+Kv)

316 Hi! That woman's take on horrible lib women might be true of some, but I know married women with kids who are just as crazy on this topic. My SIL was practically in tears the other day because she's afraid her adopted son ( who is nearly 40, Hispanic and American born) will be picked up by ICE and deported. Completely ridiculous, but her concern is genuine and my opinion doesn't count because "I'm in the Trump cult." And I'm childless, which I regret, and the only one in my family, now that my sister's husband has passed, who supports Trump. Going by demographics, I should be a screeching leftist cat lady.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 29, 2026 11:33 PM (Kxi0p)

317 Scaramanga had a third nipple and a Tattoo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:34 PM (IDEQi)

318 76
I read what I can before I fall asleep, finish reading in the morning.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K)

I usually read through to the end. Sometimes I'm the last comment posted.

Thank you Doof for excellent content, as always.

Piper - I only know you from what you write here but based on that limited data set - I don't think there's a mean bone in your body. Smile.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2026 11:35 PM (QGaXH)

319 144
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

And I thought the story about the guy whose penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, until the librarian caught him, was totally fictional.

Posted by: Benjamin Button at January 29, 2026 11:35 PM (2m2UF)

320 If you will be in the city I would love to buy you a drink.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)


I don't know the full schedule yet or where I'm staying. Daughter is setting up the logistics. I'll let ya know.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

321 317 Scaramanga had a third nipple and a Tattoo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:34 PM (IDEQi)
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Pffft.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Asks Whether He Did The Fandango at January 29, 2026 11:37 PM (+HNx/)

322 It's hard to find good help.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

it's easy to find help to schlupp

Posted by: Ahnold at January 29, 2026 11:38 PM (AP7fj)

323 Oooops.

This is a sock removal post. Please do not be alarmed. This post is purely intended to allow poster to remove an unwanted sock. Feel free to scroll past this post to the much more entertaining/informative post that follows.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:38 PM (2m2UF)

324 Scaramanga had a third nipple and a Tattoo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 11:34 PM (IDEQi)

Boss! Boss! I thought we agreed to keep that on the down low!

Posted by: Hervé Villechaize at January 29, 2026 11:39 PM (3glYV)

325 This post is purely intended to allow poster to remove an unwanted sock.

TMI, man. TMI.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2026 11:39 PM (EXyHK)

326 Not only is tomorrow Friday, but being the last business day of the month, the pension checks drop!

Thank you giant, evil aerospace companies R, N and legacy B (not Boeing)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2026 11:39 PM (QGaXH)

327 *thumbs up*

Posted by: Man with the Golden Gun at January 29, 2026 11:39 PM (RIvkX)

328 Thought Nurse (or Ace) might like this - just wanted to share this adorable video of the otters at the Fort Worth Zoo enjoying the ice this weekend:

https://tinyurl.com/FWZooOttersOnIce

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 11:40 PM (SRRAx)

329 Hello, my name is American Kestrel. I'm a weird insomniac.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

umm...My name is Miklos

*Hi Miklos!*

Posted by: Miklos anonymous at January 29, 2026 11:41 PM (AP7fj)

330 *thumbs up*
/sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

331 166 ONT. I thought it was meant for insomniacs and weirdoes.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 10:43 PM (lpTXP)

I'm not an insomniac.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:42 PM (2m2UF)

332 The Man with the Golden Gun is one of the most fun Bond flicks. Cheesy fun.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:42 PM (lpTXP)

333 All the info to get into the Pittsburgh pAntifa Signal chats just got posted on X.

I'm gonna guess that's less entertaining than the Pittsburgh Scanner that WeirdDave posts.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2026 11:43 PM (xComp)

334 Take a bathroom break. By the time you get back from waiting in line the shitshow will be over.
Posted by: fourseasons

Well that's a double-entendre.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 11:43 PM (KAi1n)

335 DHS chief Kristi Noem tells ice officers in Minnesota you take your orders from me no Homan! Eric Ericsson red state.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 29, 2026 11:44 PM (QV8Hl)

336 I'm not an insomniac.
Posted by: tankdemon

Insomniac was up day and night.

Something about tire irons.

Posted by: Ancient Slavonaut Theorist Miklosov at January 29, 2026 11:44 PM (AP7fj)

337 Carmel's a little far from Santa Clara. When Doof was out a few years ago, I picked him up at San Jose airport and we had Mexican food for lunch.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 11:44 PM (KAi1n)

338 178
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy arrived safely in Tuscaloosa and are lodged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 10:46 PM (tgvbd)

I hear that is the best place to collect ivory.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:45 PM (2m2UF)

339 I knew it! You keep all the really interesting content in the backchannels. Don't you think we'd be interested in the behind the scenes drama?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2026 11:10 PM (2m2UF)


That content is available to paid subscribers only

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 11:46 PM (QMAsf)

340 When I rode his motorcycle with him in shorts and burned the heck out of my calf it was a sign. He did nothing. No empathy. I took that as a sign.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Interesting you say that. I'm a bit retarded socially - oh you guys already figured that out eh? laugh away - anyways night after a frat party, we're in bed at my apartment, very drunk and there's this creepy as fck animal howl (prob a fox). She's terrified, wants me to go check it out.

Now, I'm drunk, it's cold, bed spinning, I don't want to get up, get dressed, go outside, monster or not. So I blow her off.

That was the last time we were together. And it wasn't until years later that it occurred to me - I failed a test. The primary role of a man is that of Protector. No wonder I lost her

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:46 PM (ciYHQ)

341 Carmel's a little far from Santa Clara. When Doof was out a few years ago, I picked him up at San Jose airport and we had Mexican food for lunch.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 11:44 PM (KAi1n)
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I was being a little facetious about Carmel. You're a good moron for driving all the way down to San Jose.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

342 I'm not an insomniac.
Posted by: tankdemon

Me neither, Doc!

I can sleep anytime I want!

Posted by: Miklos remembers the rosy fingered dawns of youth at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (AP7fj)

343 Michael Bennett had me fooled for a bit. Still like listening.

https://tinyurl.com/745d3p5k

Posted by: javems at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (rhotX)

344 Her Majesty and The Big Dummy arrived safely in Tuscaloosa and are lodged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 10:46 PM (tgvbd)

I hear that is the best place to collect ivory.

-------

By reputation, it is easy to extract, because the ....

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (+HNx/)

345 142 Still not sure if I got Lil Pooky's stomach bug or not. This morning he was a bit tired and whiny, but after his nap, he was convinced he could go full steam ahead. He thought we were starving him by giving him a little bit of food at a time to see if he could handle it. Boys are a black hole for food, I swear!
Posted by: pookysgirl, constantly restocking the pantry at January 29, 2026 10:39 PM (Wt5PA)

Wait 'til he's a teen ager and his friends come over....you'll think locusts hit..

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (QGaXH)

346 so, after Georgia, and the forced recount with the interesting bits of information coming out on the 2020 election tally, which state do you think will have the first tragic fire destroying the storage facility holding their 2020 ballots?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)

347 The Man with the Golden Gun is one of the most fun Bond flicks. Cheesy fun.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:42 PM (lpTXP)


The book is different from the movie.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)

348

When you are retired being an insomniac is no problem.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:48 PM (3ek7K)

349 Carmel?

Maybe I can get you a day parking pass.

Maybe

Do you feel lucky?

Posted by: former Carmel Mayor Clint Eastwood at January 29, 2026 11:48 PM (AP7fj)

350 DHS chief Kristi Noem tells ice officers in Minnesota you take your orders from me no Homan! Eric Ericsson red state.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 29, 2026 11:44 PM (QV8Hl)
-

Over the last week, I have found almost all of this stuff to be fake news, no matter who's repeating it.

Thanks for playing!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 11:49 PM (KSR/Y)

351 When you are retired being an insomniac is no problem.

Posted by: fourseasons


this grasshopper has learned much

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at January 29, 2026 11:50 PM (AP7fj)

352 The book is different from the movie.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)


Read the book years ago. It wasn't cheesy or fun as I recall.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:50 PM (lpTXP)

353
He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see
Tryin' hard to recreate
What had yet to be created once in her life
She musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize it never really was

But what a fool believes, he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Than nothing at all

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:51 PM (ciYHQ)

354 The ONT is medicine for me, I am accustomed to having my dose anytime between midnight and two am from the east coast. I have always been a night owl, even as a little kid. Please don't change anything or my world will become unbalanced.

Cheers, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 11:51 PM (0nHVk)

355 Thank you Doof for excellent content, as always.

Piper - I only know you from what you write here but based on that limited data set - I don't think there's a mean bone in your body. Smile.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2026 11:35 PM (QGaXH)


Appreciate the kind words!

You are correct about Piper. Don't tell her I said that, though.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 11:51 PM (QMAsf)

356
Amen Debby

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)

357 @346. Arizona. Just a guess.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 11:52 PM (E7+ue)

358 354 The ONT is medicine for me, I am accustomed to having my dose anytime between midnight and two am from the east coast. I have always been a night owl, even as a little kid. Please don't change anything or my world will become unbalanced.

Cheers, Horde.

----------

Tell your doctor about other medications that you may be using. Do not use ONT if you're allergic to ONT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:53 PM (+HNx/)

359 When you are retired being an insomniac is no problem.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:48 PM (3ek7K)


One of the earliest indications of a depressive period for those that have periods of depression is sleep disruption.
For me it is a sign to up the exercise-sunlight-food-community quotient in my life.

It is a form of self care. Best to be done before it is critical.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 11:53 PM (rbvCR)

360 Cheers, Debby!

Yeah, the ONT is there for us when we're up late & still there in the morning if we fall asleep too soon.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)

361 That content is available to paid subscribers only
Posted by: Doof

Hey Joe, Vito

Explain to the nice man how it works

And don't come back with nothin'

Posted by: Late Nite Capo di Miklosio at January 29, 2026 11:53 PM (AP7fj)

362 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)

363 362 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)
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You got Sterno?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:56 PM (+HNx/)

364
Hubby and I live four blocks from our oldest son, daughter-in-law and four grandchildren.

Daughter-in-law told us the grandchildren think it is magic when they come to our home.

We are so blessed.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)

365 Amen Debby

Posted by: fourseasons

"Amen Debby" would be a pretty good band name

Posted by: Late Nite Miklosian IPR at January 29, 2026 11:56 PM (AP7fj)

366 347 The Man with the Golden Gun is one of the most fun Bond flicks. Cheesy fun.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:42 PM (lpTXP)

The book is different from the movie.
Posted by: Kindltot



The book 'The Spy Who Loved Me', was vastly different from the movie. In fact, only the title and James Bond are the same. The stories, not so much. Both are very good though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2026 11:56 PM (hybOl)

367 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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WooHoo!

Congrats on burnin' the mortgage!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 11:56 PM (rdVOm)

368 Daughter-in-law told us the grandchildren think it is magic when they come to our home.

We are so blessed.

------

Grandbabies are awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:57 PM (+HNx/)

369 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)
====

Mazel tov! Shirley Temple, please, two cherries.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:58 PM (RIvkX)

370 Carmel's a little far from Santa Clara. When Doof was out a few years ago, I picked him up at San Jose airport and we had Mexican food for lunch.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 11:44 PM (KAi1n)
====

I was being a little facetious about Carmel. You're a good moron for driving all the way down to San Jose.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 11:47 PM (RIvkX)


I enjoyed meeting the artist formerly known as SFGoth!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 11:58 PM (QMAsf)

371 362 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)

BIG congratulations. Truly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 11:58 PM (bss/y)

372 You got Sterno?
Posted by: Cicero

*sigh*

After all these years, the same stupid questions

Posted by: generally Genial bartender Miklos at January 29, 2026 11:58 PM (AP7fj)

373
A dream for many people to be able to pay off their mortgage.

Congratulations Mary and Hubby.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:58 PM (3ek7K)

374 The vid of the illegals randomly shooting ARs from the bridge in Dallas needs to be part of a commercial supporting Trump’s ICE operations.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 11:59 PM (KDPiq)

375 I see microsoft stock was down 10% today.

AI bubble popping or just MSFT has its own issues?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2026 11:59 PM (sKqQm)

376 Tucker with Brimelow ... really good interview with insights into why any support for "white America" is disdained, even by Republicans. R's are just way too afraid of that "RACIST" label, even now. sad

VDare (Brimelow's old site) was against the open immigration back in the early 90's, and Buckley kicked him out of National Review because of that stance. (Brimelow says Buckley was more reliant on money from National Review than most believed).

https://tinyurl.com/bndwnzkv

Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2026 11:59 PM (vbXSk)

377 The ONT is medicine for me, I am accustomed to having my dose anytime between midnight and two am from the east coast. I have always been a night owl, even as a little kid. Please don't change anything or my world will become unbalanced.

Cheers, Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 11:51 PM (0nHVk)


Howdy DDS!

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2026 12:00 AM (QMAsf)

378 Take a bathroom break. By the time you get back from waiting in line the shitshow will be over.
Posted by: fourseasons

Well that's a double-entendre.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 11:43 PM (KAi1n)

See if you can take over the Jumbotrons and sound system, and play ICE arresting violent illegal aliens. For extra points, show Tom Homan doing the arrests. I might consider watching the game for *that* halftime show on screen.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 12:00 AM (S/Y4j)

379 Congrats on burnin' the mortgage!!!

Posted by: JQ

Substitute "mortgage" for "house"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu-wf_FSTbo

Posted by: generally Genial late Nite DJ Miklos at January 30, 2026 12:00 AM (AP7fj)

380 Hubby and I live four blocks from our oldest son, daughter-in-law and four grandchildren.

Daughter-in-law told us the grandchildren think it is magic when they come to our home.

We are so blessed.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)

Fourseasons, know that your presence makes a difference to the Grandkids I grew up seeing Grandparents on a daily basis. That was such a huge blessing to my life.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:01 AM (lpTXP)

381 Take a bathroom break. By the time you get back from waiting in line the shitshow will be over.
Posted by: fourseasons

No lines here

I got a back deck

Posted by: Miklos, hearing the Call of nature at January 30, 2026 12:02 AM (AP7fj)

382 David Byrne. Not gay at all.

Posted by: Liberace's Valet at January 30, 2026 12:02 AM (JkO4W)

383 2 days ago, media said Noem was fired.
This morning, they said Trump refused to let her speak at a staff meeting.
And tonight, they tell us she's now calling all the shots at ICE.

You know, I'm starting to think they're just making it all up.

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 12:03 AM (0e5Te)

384 I did hurt some good women. Three of them. I didn't mean to. What are you supposed to do when the love of your life doesn't love you back? Be alone?

So I dated, the sex, the intimacy dulled my heartache. Weeks turn into months, then 6 months and she brings you home to meet the parents, or daydreams out loud about your future together. And then comes the day when she realizes you can't love her because your heart belongs to another. And it always hit them like a copper plated bastard coming out of nowhere.

One of them lost me to the Marine Corps. How callous that must have felt - I'm off to join the foreign legion because there's nothing for me here (especially you)

What an idiot. My sins are many, I have much to pay for.

Pour me another, boss

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:03 AM (ciYHQ)

385 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


It's a great feeling, isn't it?

Funny part is, now your credit score will drop a few points. Because you're "not demonstrating that you can manage long-term debt."

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 12:04 AM (VHUov)

386 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)


It is too cold to go out in your bare feet to feel if the grass feels different when PIF. But congratulations. How long did you take, and how long was the mortgage?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:04 AM (rbvCR)

387 Sorry for the dark, did I leave the mic on?

How about them Caps, eh?

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:05 AM (ciYHQ)

388 One of the earliest indications of a depressive period for those that have periods of depression is sleep disruption.
For me it is a sign to up the exercise-sunlight-food-community quotient in my life.
----
Appreciate this comment.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:05 AM (RkOfE)

389 Technically speaking, the Harmonica is in tune, being a fixed pitch instrument. A=440hz.
Posted by: Common Tater
----
Presupposes accurate manufacturing and a decent QC department with instruments in calibration.
i.e. : not made in China.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 12:06 AM (qfI/e)

390 I paid my mortgage off today.


Congratulations! Happy for you!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:07 AM (RkOfE)

391 Fen, you can either try to apologize, or you can work on forgiving yourself. Or both, of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)

392 BIG congratulations. Truly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 11:58 PM (bss/y)

Thank you. It was a big deal for us. I almost cried at the bank when I made the payoff.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:07 AM (lpTXP)

393 Grandma's house was a couple hours away, so we'd see her on most weekends. Other grandparents lived a whole days' drive away, so only saw them during summer break.

How nice it would've been to see them more often!

Posted by: JQ at January 30, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm)

394 If I have a bad night's sleep, 10 minutes of sunshine on my face helps a lot the next night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:07 AM (RIvkX)

395 "I see microsoft stock was down 10% today.
AI bubble popping or just MSFT has its own issues?"

idk, one guy said this
"started off with Microsoft stock being splattered for over 10% (after the company won at beat-the-number) because people are concerned about all of its AI-related capex and the commitments it has towards its OpenAI partnership."

High flyers get smacked hard on down days, some times.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 12:08 AM (vbXSk)

396 If I have a bad night's sleep, 10 minutes of sunshine on my face helps a lot the next night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Also the remaining kidney

Posted by: "Svetlana" at January 30, 2026 12:09 AM (AP7fj)

397 394 If I have a bad night's sleep, 10 minutes of sunshine on my face helps a lot the next night.

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Have you tried aiming it at your shoulder?

It makes me happy.

Posted by: Zombie John Denver at January 30, 2026 12:09 AM (JkO4W)

398 Fourseasons, know that your presence makes a difference to the Grandkids I grew up seeing Grandparents on a daily basis. That was such a huge blessing to my life.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:01 AM (lpTXP)
=====

We all knew whenever I packed a bag and threatened to leave I was heading to grandma's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:10 AM (RIvkX)

399 In brighter news, I had the old apple tree topped again. I think it is about 100 years old and it is enormous and sort of rotten, and I am too old to try to climb and use a saw on it.
I did help the arborist pull the hanging branches out of the tree, and drag them to the chipper, and then rake the twigs up.

He offered to hire me if his helper called in sick, so that made me feel good.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

400 2 days ago, media said Noem was fired.
This morning, they said Trump refused to let her speak at a staff meeting.
And tonight, they tell us she's now calling all the shots at ICE.

You know, I'm starting to think they're just making it all up.
Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 12:03 AM (0e5Te)

I think you're right, that it is made up, but I doubt that it is random. Wish casting or rabble rousing or some such.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:10 AM (RkOfE)

401
When we applied for the mortgage loan on this house husband was 78 years old, and I'm not far behind.

We were approved for the loan in one week.

We have moved a lot with his job and have never been approved for a loan in a week.

We don't get it, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 12:11 AM (3ek7K)

402 Appreciate this comment.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

But who will check the birdbath status?

Like EVERY 8 MINUTES????

Posted by: OCD Miklos at January 30, 2026 12:12 AM (AP7fj)

403 I'm shocked when I get a full night's sleep. Been that way for just over 25 years, which just happens to coincide with entering the legal profession. There are times when I miss taking sleeping medication, but I never want to be dependent on pills if I can help it.

Posted by: PabloD at January 30, 2026 12:12 AM (3VXNH)

404 Congrats on burnin' the mortgage!!!
Posted by: JQ


three. hundred. six- ty. five. de-grees.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 12:12 AM (gKWVE)

405 It’s worse than that. If the locals would honor ICE detainer requests the transfers would be performed at the courthouse or jail, in a secure location.

There wouldn’t be any “altercations” because federal agents wouldn’t have to operate on public roads, public spaces in the first place.
Posted by: Common Tater


It may appear to be a matter of semantics...

Feds should not put in "Detainer Requests", but "Release Notice Demands".

Illegal Alien John Doe is wanted for Federal Law violations.
You may coordinate and remand Joe Doe to Federal custody, or
Provide 48 hour notice before release of his sentence to turn over to Federal custody.*

* Failure to coordinate either case will be de facto evidence of aiding and abetting...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 12:14 AM (/lPRQ)

406 Dad stopped taking Ambien when I told him he had been calling me in the middle of the night and not making sense. He admitted finding his wallet in the pocket of his pajamas a couple of times.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)

407 403 I'm shocked when I get a full night's sleep. Been that way for just over 25 years, which just happens to coincide with entering the legal profession. There are times when I miss taking sleeping medication, but I never want to be dependent on pills if I can help it.
Posted by: PabloD at January 30, 2026 12:12 AM (3VXNH)

----------

My ironclad rule is, DON'T think about cases at night.

Give it a try. It works.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 12:15 AM (JkO4W)

408 Retiring definitely improved my sleep my removing my number one source of anxiety.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:15 AM (RIvkX)

409 Scene; a frozen lake with many holes for icefishing.
Foreground; two guys talking. Dialogue; "Anyone seen Slim ?'"

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 12:15 AM (NO/Iy)

410 "I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?" Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Congrats.

One of my mistakes (I guess) was not buying the starter home then trading up. I was self employed and never felt confident enough in my income to take on big debt. But it all worked out fine in the end, though I have visions of buying the house, trading up ... buying and holding Amazon, Google, etc. heh

A house is fundamental ... and now it is yours, just have to pay the government the real estate taxes. Home insurance is up to you.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 12:15 AM (vbXSk)

411 Has there been news on JT, bird bath owner?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:16 AM (RkOfE)

412 "We were approved for the loan in one week."

I'm not trying to be crass, but I'm guessing there's a life insurance policy built into the mortgage payment that guarantees the bank gets it money if you both slip the surly bonds of earth. You might be a better risk than a 30-something who could just default and walk away.

Posted by: PabloD at January 30, 2026 12:16 AM (3VXNH)

413 It is too cold to go out in your bare feet to feel if the grass feels different when PIF. But congratulations. How long did you take, and how long was the mortgage?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:04 AM (rbvCR)

We paid off in 16 years. Had 30 year note. Refinanced to 15 after m2 years. Paid the 15 year note off a year early. Not laser focused like Dave Ramsey might like, but not bad.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:17 AM (lpTXP)

414
PabloD,

You aren't being crass.

That has to be what happened.

We were shocked.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 12:18 AM (3ek7K)

415 Fun trivia about the Man with the Golden Gun - only movie that Roger Moore and Christopher Lee made together. They had been roommates when they were young, both trying to “make it” in movies, and were lifelong friends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 12:18 AM (qOw7b)

416 David Byrne. Not gay at all.
Posted by: Liberace's Valet

Whatever

Fukker owes me a beer since 1982

And they don't even make Dixie Beer anymore

Posted by: Miklos has witnesses and TRUTH on his side at January 30, 2026 12:19 AM (AP7fj)

417 I think you're right, that it is made up, but I doubt that it is random. Wish casting or rabble rousing or some such.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I'm noticing the Left's attempts at appealing to conformity on Twitter. It looks desperate, trying to peel off Trump support with bs like "MAGA can no longer look away, they're abandoning Trump in droves".

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:21 AM (ciYHQ)

418 We paid off in 16 years. Had 30 year note. Refinanced to 15 after m2 years. Paid the 15 year note off a year early. Not laser focused like Dave Ramsey might like, but not bad.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:17 AM (lpTXP)


That is fantastic, you must have bought at the bottom of the housing market in 2010, too. Score all around!
There is a lot to be said for paying extra above the basic payment.
Now you have to carry your own insurance and deal with the County and all, but that is survivable.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)

419 Wait 'til he's a teen ager and his friends come over....you'll think locusts hit..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
------
There's the time that #1 son comes home after school.with two of his friends. Being polite, he cooks up a small after school snack... the six pork chops that were supposed to be our dinner that night. Wife was pissed when she got home. I told her it was her fault; teaching a teenage boy how to cook was unnatural.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 12:22 AM (qfI/e)

420 I took sleeping pills for a few years. When I started taking them, I didn't feel rested, but I continued taking them because at least I got some sleep. I no longer take them and still have irregular sleep patterns but my time is my own so the thought of not sleeping isn't as anxiety inducing as it once was.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:22 AM (RkOfE)

421 I'm noticing the Left's attempts at appealing to conformity on Twitter. It looks desperate, trying to peel off Trump support with bs like "MAGA can no longer look away, they're abandoning Trump in droves".
Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:21 AM (ciYHQ)


Its twoo, its twoo. I could have voted for Doug Burgum and I blew it!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:23 AM (rbvCR)

422 362 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)

I wouldn't say no to a beer....

Congratulations! I'm resigned to having a mortgage for the rest of my life...but at 2.75% I can get better returns elsewhere on the money so choose not to pay it off...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:24 AM (QGaXH)

423 Ben Had is in touch with JT who I understand is regaining his health b"h.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:24 AM (RIvkX)

424
I'm noticing the Left's attempts at appealing to conformity on Twitter. It looks desperate, trying to peel off Trump support with bs like "MAGA can no longer look away, they're abandoning Trump in droves".
---
Trying to make it happen

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:25 AM (RkOfE)

425 I took sleeping pills for a few years. When I started taking them, I didn't feel rested, but I continued taking them because at least I got some sleep. I no longer take them and still have irregular sleep patterns but my time is my own so the thought of not sleeping isn't as anxiety inducing as it once was.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Evelyn Waugh wrote a fun book about his experiences with sleeping potions.

"The Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold"

Posted by: reasonably well-read Miklos at January 30, 2026 12:26 AM (AP7fj)

426 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?"
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

That must feel so satisfying.

I'm hearing home ownership is really out of reach for the newer generations. Any truth to it?

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (ciYHQ)

427 MBBL (may be back later)

I'm going to go watch Chelsea Detectives. New season out. I've watched earlier seasons and enjoyed them.

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (RkOfE)

428 Scary, what a wonderful accomplishment, and thanks for the drink.

Hi there Doof, not used to seeing you this late, I was going to tell the posters that you also answer to Door once in a while, IIRC.

I want to write letters to each of my kids before I die, not that I am planning to die anytime soon, but I feel this great need to tell them how much I love them. It has truly been my privilege and I want them to know that.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (0nHVk)

429 Ben Had is in touch with JT who I understand is regaining his health b"h.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Tell Ben Had to tell JT that I said hiya

Posted by: Miklos at January 30, 2026 12:28 AM (AP7fj)

430 383 2 days ago, media said Noem was fired.
This morning, they said Trump refused to let her speak at a staff meeting.
And tonight, they tell us she's now calling all the shots at ICE.

You know, I'm starting to think they're just making it all up.
Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 12:03 AM (0e5Te)

I'm thinking more list of 20 AI generated headlines and 20 sided die...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH)

431 I'm noticing the Left's attempts at appealing to conformity on Twitter. It looks desperate, trying to peel off Trump support with bs like "MAGA can no longer look away, they're abandoning Trump in droves".
---
Trying to make it happen

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2026 12:25 AM (RkOfE)

Fucking retards. We voted for this. We're waiting for trump to step on the loud pedal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 12:30 AM (snZF9)

432 There's the time that #1 son comes home after school.with two of his friends. Being polite, he cooks up a small after school snack... the six pork chops that were supposed to be our dinner that night. Wife was pissed when she got home. I told her it was her fault; teaching a teenage boy how to cook was unnatural.
Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 12:22 AM (qfI/e)
===

At my daughter's wedding upon seeing two of my oldest friends immediately began berating them about some lasagna they ate out of our fridge in 1975.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:30 AM (RIvkX)

433 Presupposes accurate manufacturing and a decent QC department with instruments in calibration.
——

True, but it doesn’t really matter so much, the point being is the tune-able instruments have to tune to the fixed-pitch instrument (if they want everything to mesh)

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 12:30 AM (xtYJY)

434 *my mother began berating them

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:30 AM (RIvkX)

435 Wait 'til he's a teen ager and his friends come over....you'll think locusts hit..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

LOL locusts hit, stealing that one

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:30 AM (ciYHQ)

436
I've so missed seeing JT in the mornings.

Best wishes for JT.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 12:32 AM (3ek7K)

437 I'm hearing home ownership is really out of reach for the newer generations. Any truth to it?

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (ciYHQ)

We rented for years before we bought a home. I look at the cost of rent and homes and feel sad for young people starting out.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:32 AM (lpTXP)

438
I was just reading the forecast discussion from the boys at GSP about this weekend's little snow storm. It's going to be quite anomalous for us here. Very low 500 mb geopotential height, near a record they say. Also high dendritic snow crystal growth which will result in very high solid to liquid rations, about 15 to 20:1. That's quite rare for snow here. That means a dry, light fluffy snow. And it's gonna get gusty, and that means blowing snow. All that is quite rare for us here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

439 422 Congratulations! I'm resigned to having a mortgage for the rest of my life...but at 2.75% I can get better returns elsewhere on the money so choose not to pay it off...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:24 AM (QGaXH)

Along the same lines - I paid the camper off this week...now if somebody has some open space where I can park it...LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:33 AM (QGaXH)

440 Congratulations! I'm resigned to having a mortgage for the rest of my life...but at 2.75% I can get better returns elsewhere on the money so choose not to pay it off...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Same here. Not quite as good a rate, but damn near.
Only hook is having to have hazard insurance to make mortgage company happy.
If the place burns down I could sell the land and buy more acreage elsewhere and build the same house for what the land is worth here... Or save the money on insurance for a few years and buy that land with the savings. All it takes is ten years without the place here burning down.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 12:34 AM (/lPRQ)

441 A mortgage and auto payments are usually peoples big payments. When contemplating retirement, these are things you need to pay off. Try to have no big bills hanging over your head. It will make retirement so much easier. That was the advice given to me. And it was good advice.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 12:34 AM (E7+ue)

442 Publius, I heard whiteout conditions in the Carolinas.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:34 AM (lpTXP)

443 "not that I am planning to die anytime soon, but I feel this great need to tell them how much I love them"

Don't put it off. My father was a lawyer who didn't leave a will. Unbelievable the chaos he left behind. And that was just about money, yours is about love.

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:35 AM (ciYHQ)

444
Fen, you are right. We've seen two bad situations.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 12:37 AM (3ek7K)

445 >> Publius, I heard whiteout conditions in the Carolinas.

They say "not out of the question" for blizzard conditions in isolated areas here and there, but generally will remain below the threshold for a warning for that, which is visibility less than a 1/4 mile with wind gusts of 35 mph or better for three consecutive hours. That's the official "blizzard" level, I believe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 12:38 AM (w6EFb)

446 Publius, I heard whiteout conditions in the Carolinas.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Buncha damn Crackas

Posted by: Miklos bought a non-racist non-gmo sustainable gasoline generator at January 30, 2026 12:40 AM (AP7fj)

447 I'm hearing home ownership is really out of reach for the newer generations. Any truth to it?
Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (ciYHQ)


Rent is out of reach for some young couples.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:40 AM (rbvCR)

448 Buncha damn Crackas

Posted by: Miklos bought a non-racist non-gmo sustainable gasoline generator at January 30, 2026 12:40 AM (AP7fj)

Hope you got plenty of bread and milk on hand.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:41 AM (lpTXP)

449
We haven't had any snow here in SW Wyoming this winter.

It's so strange. I wish ya'll could send your snow here.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 12:42 AM (3ek7K)

450 you can either try to apologize, or you can work on forgiving yourself. Or both, of course.
Posted by: Kindltot

The former, if I can find them. I don't know how to forgive myself, maybe I can ask God to.

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:42 AM (ciYHQ)

451 432 At my daughter's wedding upon seeing two of my oldest friends immediately began berating them about some lasagna they ate out of our fridge in 1975.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 12:30 AM (RIvkX)

That is hilarious!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:42 AM (QGaXH)

452 I don't think I could even get a mortgage.

I have never borrowed money in my life.

I therefore have no credit score.

This makes me a mystery to people who lend money.

Posted by: Miklos contemplates a conundrum at January 30, 2026 12:44 AM (AP7fj)

453 I think Lady Gaga lecturing the Japanese about illegal aliens is . . . An odd choice.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:44 AM (rbvCR)

454 >> I wish ya'll could send your snow here.

If I could ship it, you'd be welcome to it all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)

455 Good night, Hordelings. See you on the Morning Report.

Posted by: PabloD at January 30, 2026 12:45 AM (3VXNH)

456 Dad stopped taking Ambien when I told him he had been calling me in the middle of the night and not making sense. He admitted finding his wallet in the pocket of his pajamas a couple of times.
Posted by: Kindltot


I've taken Ambien, driven to a local casino, gambled, and ran into colleagues from work. The next day I was asked "How did you do?"
"How did I do what?"
"Last night, at the casino. Win or lose?"
"Broke even"

As they were relaying their half of the previous night's conversation, I could barely recall it.

TL;DR: Stay away from Ambien

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2026 12:46 AM (D0HYP)

457 I don't think I could even get a mortgage.
I have never borrowed money in my life.
I therefore have no credit score.
This makes me a mystery to people who lend money.
Posted by: Miklos contemplates a conundrum at January 30, 2026 12:44 AM (AP7fj)


I had one FICO score of zero, and the other credit scoring agency didn't know I existed. The bank I had used for 15 years wouldn't loan me any money, and I had to put 22% down, disclose all my financials, and that was to a local mortgage company

It can be done.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR)

458 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)


Mine is done next month!!!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:47 AM (2WIwB)

459 Estate planning isn't morbid. It is realistic. It is the kindest thing you can do for your loved ones. Get your business in order.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:47 AM (lpTXP)

460 Hope you got plenty of bread and milk on hand.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

two milk cows and winter wheat out back

Posted by: Miklos' Country Bunker, we play Country AND Western at January 30, 2026 12:47 AM (AP7fj)

461 450 you can either try to apologize, or you can work on forgiving yourself. Or both, of course.
Posted by: Kindltot

The former, if I can find them. I don't know how to forgive myself, maybe I can ask God to.
Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:42 AM (ciYHQ)

Fen - you're not alone in this. I too slip into berating myself for misdeeds dating back to the Carter administration. I tell myself - there is no going back and changing it - just need to count on God's grace to forgive the worserer sins...

Don't be too hard on yourself - we all did stupid, mean, selfish things in our lives. All we can do is try to learn from them and be a better person now and in the future.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:49 AM (QGaXH)

462 Mine is done next month!!!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:47 AM (2WIwB)

Congratulations, sir!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:49 AM (lpTXP)

463 Estate planning isn't morbid. It is realistic. It is the kindest thing you can do for your loved ones. Get your business in order.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:47 AM (lpTXP)


This!!!!
X1000
And don't forget.the details, accounts.being paid by credit.cards, passwords for.online stuff, combinations if things are locked up, gub inventory with serial numbers, etc.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 12:50 AM (2WIwB)

464 If I could ship it, you'd be welcome to it all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

send

Will keep the oysters cold, wet, and happy

Until they meet their inevitable fates

Posted by: Miklos wields oyster shucking knife with wild abandon at January 30, 2026 12:51 AM (AP7fj)

465
They also think there's gonna be some good banding of the snowfall, and aren't sure where that's going to be. If you're in one of the bands, you'll get some higher totals than expected, and if outside, less totals. Very uncertain how that's going to distribute, they say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

466 Fucking retards. We voted for this. We're waiting for trump to step on the loud pedal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Poetic justice. They've demonized us with lazy false assertion and strawman assumptions. So they don't really know their enemy.

Which means their attacks target the strawman characterization they crafted instead of us.

It would be hysterical except for the voice in my head shouting "why aren't we 50 points ahead?" blech

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:53 AM (ciYHQ)

467 It can be done.
Posted by: Kindltot

Probably

But by the time I got around to buying or building a house, I inherited one.

Posted by: Miklos was a good son at January 30, 2026 12:53 AM (AP7fj)

468 Scary, you must worry about your parents with that kind of weather, do you have someone nearby that will check in with them or assist them if they need it?

fourseasons, I wish you some snow, grandkids love the snow, I am so happy for you that you see those kids every day, and how lucky they are. I love my grandkids so much, I don't see them everyday, but I wish that I could.

Um, JQ, I am ready for another if you are still around, otherwise I;m just going to hop behind the bar and pour.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 12:53 AM (0nHVk)

469 Posted by: Miklos' Country Bunker, we play Country AND Western at January 30, 2026 12:47 AM (AP7fj)

it's xx miles to Chicago, we got half a tank a gas, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:54 AM (QGaXH)

470 I had a friend (violin player) who had perfect pitch. He said he disliked playing a piece with a piano in it, because it was rarely in tune, and he had to tune his instrument to it. He said it was difficult to play correctly, because he wanted to pull the notes.
In no piano situations, he said he had no problem convincing the other musicians to tune to him.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 12:55 AM (qfI/e)

471 there is no going back and changing it. All we can do is try to learn from them and be a better person now and in the future.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Good points, thanks. And I need to keep my head out of the clouds so I don't ignorantly make a whole new set mistakes

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:58 AM (ciYHQ)

472 *Chivas for Debby*

Posted by: JQ at January 30, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)

473 448 Buncha damn Crackas

Posted by: Miklos bought a non-racist non-gmo sustainable gasoline generator at January 30, 2026 12:40 AM (AP7fj)

Hope you got plenty of bread and milk on hand.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 12:41 AM (lpTXP)

He should be ok - he's got a buncha crackers. Just needs something to wash 'em down with...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

474 I paid my mortgage off today. Can I buy a round for the Horde?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 11:54 PM (lpTXP)

Congratulations!

Gin and tonic with lime, please. Wait, I should be buying one for you!

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 30, 2026 01:00 AM (NZPfR)

475 Hit it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Heh

there was a likka sto in New Orleans I drove by many times.

"Git Em and Hit Em #2"

Never happened to pass by #1, if there was one

Posted by: Miklos Blues, look out for da cops and da Penguin at January 30, 2026 01:00 AM (AP7fj)

476 The former, if I can find them. I don't know how to forgive myself, maybe I can ask God to.
Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 12:42 AM (ciYHQ)


Forgiving yourself is hard. Lot of things just happen and we don't have the insight at the time to see all the probable results. If nobody died, then you are miles ahead.

First step might be to be as kind to yourself as you would be to anyone else in the hole you find yourself.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 01:00 AM (rbvCR)

477 ARIK don't forget the half pack of cigarettes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 01:01 AM (0nHVk)

478 To cover up the graffiti, Caltrans crews are installing artificial ivy on the walls. There are mixed opinions on whether or not it's a good idea.
- - - - - -
I bet it will burn good...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at January 30, 2026 01:01 AM (ttBSP)

479 Debby, bless you! Yes, I worry about my folks from far-away. Fortunately, they are covered up with church people and friends who care. I have private numbers of county officials to call if I need to. People love my folks.
One of the maxims Dad always taught me. "It's not what you know. It's who you know."

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 01:02 AM (lpTXP)

480
It's gonna be almost as cold as Jennifer Welch's tits early Sunday morning, Feb 1. The GFS model latest run has that mess getting even further south. Right over me, there's a warmer zone, a little west of the county line. But single digits on either side, and on the west side dipping down as far as Greenwood.

2F in Anderson Country, looks like. GSP isn't buying into that low yet, doesn't look like. 15 - 16F around Columbia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

481 This!!!!
X1000
And don't forget.the details, accounts.being paid by credit.cards, passwords for.online stuff, combinations if things are locked up, gub inventory with serial numbers, etc.

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This is my ongoing project that I have promised myself to complete this year. A complete Dead Man's Folder containing every jot a tittle of my financial info and estate documents for my daughter and sole heir for when I shuffle off this mortal coil.

My system is comprehensive and complex. Turning over the keys is a massive project.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 01:03 AM (JkO4W)

482 I want to write letters to each of my kids before I die, not that I am planning to die anytime soon, but I feel this great need to tell them how much I love them. It has truly been my privilege and I want them to know that.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (0nHVk)

I strongly encourage it. An older friend once encouraged me to go get some nice stationery and write letters and notes to people. It's amazing how much a thank-you note, written by hand, can mean to some people.

And a nice letter from Mom where it seems like she forgot some of the stunts I pulled? Oh, that would be great.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 30, 2026 01:03 AM (NZPfR)

483 477 ARIK don't forget the half pack of cigarettes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 01:01 AM (0nHVk)

Darn! Laughing!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 01:05 AM (QGaXH)

484 He should be ok - he's got a buncha crackers. Just needs something to wash 'em down with...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Peanut butter is Survival food

Put that on anythang

Posted by: George Washington Miklos-Carver at January 30, 2026 01:05 AM (AP7fj)

485
And it's going to be a bit breezy as well -- wind chills for me at -4F looks like, and GSP is buying into that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 01:07 AM (w6EFb)

486 ARIK don't forget the half pack of cigarettes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I got a whole (almost) carton in the back

Posted by: Miklos also has a $35 pre-paid Esso gift card at January 30, 2026 01:07 AM (AP7fj)

487 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 01:08 AM (8zz6B)

488
Here's the GFS for 7AM Sunday morning, if anyone wants to see what it paints:

https://is.gd/obNgHk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

489 To cover up the graffiti, Caltrans crews are installing artificial ivy on the walls. There are mixed opinions on whether or not it's a good idea.
- - - - - -
I bet it will burn good...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV

TWO WORDS

Kudzu

Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at January 30, 2026 01:09 AM (AP7fj)

490 I had to put 22% down, disclose all my financials, and that was to a local mortgage company

It can be done.
Posted by: Kindltot

22% is solid. Especially if they also make you take mortgage insurance on top of the usual. Rock solid risk free loan.
You can figure on a home purchase that about 25% is parasitic overhead. Straight up profit and O/H for the builder, developer, real estate agent commissions, title, bonding, closing.... Brokers... Total parasitic waste.

And people get frustrated with precious metals not be being traded at spot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 01:09 AM (/lPRQ)

491 I want to write letters to each of my kids before I die, not that I am planning to die anytime soon, but I feel this great need to tell them how much I love them. It has truly been my privilege and I want them to know that.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 12:27 AM (0nHVk)

They would treasure it, I'm sure.

When my Grandma died, I found a lot of things she wrote. She'd written about 20 pages of her story of when my Grandfather was dying of cancer. I don't remember him. But I understood more from her writing, and am grateful she enjoyed putting pen to paper.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 30, 2026 01:10 AM (lpTXP)

492 Apparently Chuck Grasshole (R-Alzheimer Acres) has received enough constituent hate mail to scare him, and is now willing to let the SAVE Act move forward.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)

493 487 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 01:08 AM (8zz6B)

G'nite AOP - didn't even realize you were around!

Time for me to call it a night too....G'Night All...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 01:10 AM (QGaXH)

494 Scary, I am so glad to hear that, I love my neighbors and friends, I know that if I pick up the phone and ask they will come. I seldom pick up the phone, they just appear, so many of them tell me that my hubs did the same for them and I knew this. I am grateful beyond all measure, especially for my friends here late at night.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 01:11 AM (0nHVk)

495 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Easy for you

Canucks know about igloos and such

Pickling whale blubber

99 words for snow

Posted by: Miklos likes the palm trees at January 30, 2026 01:11 AM (AP7fj)

496 And people get frustrated with precious metals not be being traded at spot.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

that is why I invest in 'Leens

Minimal overhead, so to speak

Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at January 30, 2026 01:13 AM (AP7fj)

497
22% is solid. Especially if they also make you take mortgage insurance on top of the usual. Rock solid risk free loan.
You can figure on a home purchase that about 25% is parasitic overhead. Straight up profit and O/H for the builder, developer, real estate agent commissions, title, bonding, closing.... Brokers... Total parasitic waste.


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A parcel of owned property is the financial foundation of the vast majority of successful American households. Sure, you'll get nicked to get in. 10 years down the road you won't remember it and if you have a couple of brain cells rattling around in your skull, you'll be well in your way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 01:15 AM (JkO4W)

498
I hear the really hot investment nowadays is Quality Learing Centers. Zero overhead, since there aren't any students or teachers. Just a sign and a couple of forms.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 01:16 AM (IG3/x)

499 Congrats, BarelyScaryMary!

That is a powerfully good feeling, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 01:17 AM (IG3/x)

500 if you have a couple of brain cells rattling around in your skull, you'll be well in your way.
Posted by: Cicero

Invite for a nice dinner and free retirement presentation and I'm in

Posted by: Miklos dines well at January 30, 2026 01:19 AM (AP7fj)

501 So thankful that I convinced hubby to pay off the mortgage early!

Can't imagine trying to make house payments on top of everything else right now.

Of course, if hubby ever goes on LTC Medicaid, the state will get the house when I die, instead of it going to his son...

If not for all the fking fraud going on in this country, we could actually have "affordable health care"

Posted by: JQ at January 30, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

502
Speaking of nice dinners, lol. We get mail every couple of months from the funeral home. Come and have dinner with us so we can tell you how we are going to rip you off.

No thank you.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 01:23 AM (3ek7K)

503 A parcel of owned property is the financial foundation of the vast majority of successful American households. Sure, you'll get nicked to get in. 10 years down the road you won't remember it and if you have a couple of brain cells rattling around in your skull, you'll be well in your way.
Posted by: Cicero



Absolutely agree.
Stomach the ~25% the ticket fees and rode it out for ten years you will be good.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 01:23 AM (/lPRQ)

504 I had a friend (violin player) who had perfect pitch. He said he disliked playing a piece with a piano in it, because it was rarely in tune, and he had to tune his instrument to it. He said it was difficult to play correctly, because he wanted to pull the notes.
In no piano situations, he said he had no problem convincing the other musicians to tune to him.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 12:55 AM (qfI/e)

I totally understand that. It used to drive me crazy when trying to learn songs from an album that wasn't tuned to exact 440. Not to piss off Doof, but Rush's farewell to kings album is a trainwreck when it comes to that. Some songs are just not in 440. Its like they either sped up or slowed down the recording in the mix down. Now you have to tune the guitar to the album, and you're grabbing notes on the guitar while listening to notes that aren't in any correct pitch, and the pitch it's in doesn't exist in normal space time. Its not an E, not an E flat, or sharp, its some thing else. Now you're listening to the song, your mind says put your finger here, but you're not hearing what "here" normally sounds like, so yeah you start to pull notes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9)

505 If not for all the fking fraud going on in this country, we could actually have "affordable health care"
Posted by: JQ

Dr. Nujarthinpala is a very fine MD type Doctor according to our records.

Having not fears for such Treatments

All form of pay accepted

Posted by: "Greg" from Bangalore Centre of Most Excellence at January 30, 2026 01:26 AM (AP7fj)

506 GOP caved, of course. They gave in to Shumer and decoupled DHS funding.

Spit.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:27 AM (PHOGh)

507 Apparently Chuck Grasshole (R-Alzheimer Acres) has received enough constituent hate mail to scare him, and is now willing to let the SAVE Act move forward.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)

*snicker*... Chuck Grasshole (R-Alzheimer Acres)..lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 01:29 AM (snZF9)

508 Dems want warrants for every arrest by ice. If the gop agrees to this then it’s the end of mass deportations.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:33 AM (PHOGh)

509 I need to sleep, Horde, I bid you all sweet dreams and I hope that I have them too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2026 01:38 AM (0nHVk)

510 326
Not only is tomorrow Friday, but being the last business day of the month, the pension checks drop!

Thank you giant, evil aerospace companies R, N and legacy B (not Boeing)

Hey, Anonymous Rogue....

Beechcraft?

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 30, 2026 01:39 AM (IyrWL)

511 'Night, Debby. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: JQ at January 30, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

512 Saw Pink Floyd perform The Wall in London
Rodger Waters is a Ani- Jewish asshole

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 01:43 AM (Ia/+0)

513 It's what you know about who you know.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 01:48 AM (KAi1n)

514 Dropping back by to officially log off.

Sometimes I am reminded of the good things about our fourteen years living in Chicago. This old Okie would have been lost, but MiladyJo was a native Chicagoan; she, and her siblings, were a big part of it all back then, especially the Lincoln Ave & environs clubs & bars. Great music, great musicians we got to hear and even know. One of those was Fred Holstein. Glad to see his music on YouTube.
Wikipedia:
https://w.wiki/Hepc

Touch Me
https://youtu.be/2KyYoGSLWNU

G'nite y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - places I remember all my life at January 30, 2026 01:49 AM (nO/+E)

515 Farewell to Kings was recorded in a hotbox.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 30, 2026 01:52 AM (KAi1n)

516 I don't understand Republicans. If you act like losers then that's what you are. Grow a pair! Do what is right for the country! That's what you were elected to do.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 01:52 AM (E7+ue)

517 Thune and Trump both said they are open to “discussions” with Democrats about ice.

Not liking the sound of that. Looks like terrorism works after all.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:55 AM (PHOGh)

518 The largest ICE license plate tracker, StopICE, has been compromised. This is national. Not one or two states. Full list of Seattle “Rapid Response” Signal groups: Most are small, with only 20-30 members ...

All logins, passwords, locations, emails, phone numbers have been given to the FBI.

https://x.com/bitchuneedsoap

Posted by: 13times at January 30, 2026 02:15 AM (U5lPu)

519 510 326
Not only is tomorrow Friday, but being the last business day of the month, the pension checks drop!

Thank you giant, evil aerospace companies R, N and legacy B (not Boeing)

Hey, Anonymous Rogue....

Beechcraft?
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 30, 2026 01:39 AM (IyrWL)

Bendix

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 02:20 AM (QGaXH)

520 For the guy cutting up the pizza, it's estimated that 1% of people actually are psychopaths. Step trying to pretend you're not one.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 02:32 AM (FJh8P)

521 Speaking of nice dinners, lol. We get mail every couple of months from the funeral home. Come and have dinner with us so we can tell you how we are going to rip you off.

No thank you.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 30, 2026 01:23 AM (3ek7K)
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The dessert is to die for!

Crypt Suzette.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 02:36 AM (KSR/Y)

522 Thune and Trump both said they are open to “discussions” with Democrats about ice.

Not liking the sound of that. Looks like terrorism works after all.
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:55 AM (PHOGh)

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+1
Yeah, team up with Thune, a spine of jello.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 02:38 AM (v3gtd)

523 I like coming in late. I can stretch out, talk to myself.

Take a look around, see if any of the decor has changed. Change the channel on the radio. Ah, that's nice.

Time to sign off.




Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 02:53 AM (v3gtd)

524 520 For the guy cutting up the pizza, it's estimated that 1% of people actually are psychopaths. Step trying to pretend you're not one.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 02:32 AM (FJh8P)

Well, as one mom who has a psychopathic son, I suspect that estimate is low. Not all psychopaths are evil, although many become so. There really are people for whom there is no empathy, or conscience. My son knows right from wrong, but it is strictly transactional. He is Catholic, so he knows the logical framework for good and evil. That may or may not mean he reacts to various situations as you might expect. He is mostly focused on what benefits himself, and if he can make that simulate Catholic ethics and morals, he is much happier, but it isn't necessarily required.

Raising a psychopath is a trial. Shame is nonexistent, so how does one make clear that something is shameful, without that framework? Let's say we had some triumphs and some failures.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 02:57 AM (I40wl)

525 508 Dems want warrants for every arrest by ice. If the gop agrees to this then it’s the end of mass deportations.
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 01:33 AM (PHOGh)

I should think a federal order of removal should overshadow any need for a local warrant for arrest.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 03:00 AM (I40wl)

526 Peanut butter is Survival food
Posted by: George Washington Miklos-Carver
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Entertaining, too.
Give the dog a spoonful.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 03:01 AM (qfI/e)

527 In a landmark ruling, the Panama Supreme Court has voided the port concession contracts at both ends of the Panama Canal operated by CK Hutchison Holdings.

For decades, Beijing leveraged “commercial” proxies to entrench influence at one of the world’s most strategic chokepoints. Today, that influence just got legally erased.

The court ruled the contracts unconstitutional — no transparency, no proper bidding, no public interest protection.

Posted by: 13times at January 30, 2026 03:22 AM (U5lPu)

528
Raising a psychopath is a trial. Shame is nonexistent, so how does one make clear that something is shameful, without that framework? Let's say we had some triumphs and some failures.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 02:57 AM (I40wl)

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I'm sorry. I cannot imagine what that's like. I've seen estimates as high as 4%. May i ask: if no feeling of shame (a disincentive to some action), are there positive emotions to give him desired. direction?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 03:25 AM (FJh8P)

529 The dessert is to die for!
Crypt Suzette.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Steak au Poison

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 03:28 AM (mlg/3)

530 All this about smoking and cigarettes. I quit decades ago but still... I get urges. If I was told I had a terminal illness...







Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 03:30 AM (v3gtd)

531 "517 Thune and Trump both said they are open to “discussions” with Democrats about ice.

Not liking the sound of that. Looks like terrorism works after all.

Those to the right of Pol Pot are suffering a bit of the ol' 'whipped dog syndrome'.
There is a marked difference between a Trump “discussion" and say.. a Mittens Romney “discussion". Mittens brings kneepads and binaca, Trump brings an ultimatum..

Posted by: General Turgidson at January 30, 2026 03:51 AM (koFAO)

532 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

533 mortgage paid off is great news; here in Florida Gov DeSantis is attempting to delete property taxes statewide which extend without end after the mortgage is paid off and confiscatory insurance rates continue as well. My mom's house was paid off in 1984 and every year she has had to pay property tax and confiscatory insurance premiums ever since. the huge upswing in property values has the property tax rates going right up and never coming down.

Posted by: paulnjax at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (PPnyU)

Thursday Night Cafe

roadinuthahwestdesert.jpg
Road in Utah's west desert
Preston Photography

Dolphin and dog hang out.

Now seals are out of control.

Fat cat has only one kind of exercise he likes.

Frozen puppy saved from the side of the road is now the handsomest boy.

Sliding into Friday like Kramer bursting in through Jerry's door.

Pandas in a furpile.

Dog and baby share a joint appreciation of getting dirty.

ICYMI: Dog invades a cat's intimate spaces.

Cat lady, meet dog lady.

Learning by imitating, 1. Learning by imitating, 2.


Visual representation of me and my New Years Resolutions:


Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Er, first?

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

3 Road in Utah's west desert

Now that's a lowrider.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (VHUov)

4 "Now that's a lowrider."

Armadillo's eyes view.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

5 Willowed: On another topic, you have to be watching China's current events with bemusement. Competence versus demanding absolute loyalty to Xi makes a helluva mess of armed forces when they are supposed to be reading in a year to invade Taiwan.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2swu2)
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I held forth on Tuesday night at great length. I'm following closely, and I agree that gutting the CMC is a crazy move if Taiwan is still something they want to do. The point of the CMC is to provide a single command node but under divided control. Now Xi has to personally direct all movements.

It's stupid, inefficient, and it makes the other generals nervous.

I did see that Taiwan is now doing large-scale anti-invasion drills with US advisors helping them use new equipment like HIMARS. They're looking at a phased invasion and are registering their rocket artillery (so to speak) on stepping stone islands China could use as staging areas.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

6 I feel really centered

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (cxFcK)

7 The center holds!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

8 Hey guys,

Launch in about 20 minutes.

Rocket Lab - Electron - Bridging the Swarm
LC 1 - Mähia, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 29, 2026
Launch Time: 7:55 p.m. EST

https://youtu.be/M6ilRYlCaBU

Posted by: Joyenz at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (2F0/Y)

9 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

10
Slept a lot after HM left. Preparations for one of her trips are always wearying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (tgvbd)

11 Thought Nurse (or Ace) might like this - just wanted to share this adorable video of the otters at the Fort Worth Zoo enjoying the ice this weekend:

https://tinyurl.com/FWZooOttersOnIce

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 07:35 PM (SRRAx)

12 I never miss noodleing if first

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Skip handled the nooding, twice. *bows slightly, with a smile*

Posted by: Nazdar at January 29, 2026 07:37 PM (NcvvS)

14 Xinjiang horses

It's like a Poco album cover come to life.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)

15
Miss Ruth has at last come into season, 11 months after her last one, and is now a house dog for the duration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (tgvbd)

16 It's stupid, inefficient, and it makes the other generals nervous.

I did see that Taiwan is now doing large-scale anti-invasion drills with US advisors helping them use new equipment like HIMARS. They're looking at a phased invasion and are registering their rocket artillery (so to speak) on stepping stone islands China could use as staging areas.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

A bunch of drones are bad enough for surface warfare like in Ukraine. I am not sure that ship tactics have advanced enough especially crowded and slow invasion ships to prevent truly horrendous losses at sea and on beach heads.

Apparently the Chicoms also don't have much quality control on their warships either and that can be a major issue in a fight. Exocets came as a nasty surprise to the Royal Navy during the Falklands and drones promise to be at least that bad in terms of sinking ships.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (2swu2)

17 Horses are magnificent beasts.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:39 PM (jc0TO)

18 I find it fascinating the doggies search through the toy pile like they want a particular toy

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

19 >>12 I never miss noodleing if first

Yes, Skip is quite conscientious on this. Auntie Miklos, please take note.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 29, 2026 07:40 PM (NcvvS)

20
Question from the prior thread: why are they targeting Kristi Noem?

Answer: left-wing "women" can't tolerate an attractive conservative lady.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:40 PM (tgvbd)

21 Heh...that Chinese horse video is great...and takes on a totally different context when you realize that horse meat is almost a daily meal in XinJiang. They make a smoked sausage out the horsies.

You can, also, enjoy horsemeat at Zandy's Cheesesteaks in Allentown, PA...at least you could until Health Services discovered they were substituting it for beef without telling anyone.

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2026 07:41 PM (dIske)

22 "A large herd of running horses in Xinjiang, northwest China, fills the viewer with joy and vibrant energy."

Uh huh. Can we get a second attempt at translation?

My interpreter may be drunk.

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (ciYHQ)

23 I have my suspicians about the puppy in the snow and similar videos.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (jc0TO)

24 Well GHWB carrier is also joining the party around Iran and a US nuke sniffer plane arrived in the UK today.

USS Abraham Lincoln carrier has reportedly went dark on comms. Insty has the latest roundup from X.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (2swu2)

25
NASA is planning to start the wet dress rehearsal test for the Artemis II rocket tonight around 11PM EST or so. This will take about 48+ hours, and is full wet run of the countdown to a little before T - 0. They're going to load up the thing with the LH2 and LOX and all that and go through all the motions. And see what problems pop up. No astronauts on board.

They're starting a bit earlier because of that cold blast that will hit Feb 1. It's forecast to get to maybe 26F at the Cape. By starting earlier, they'll keep it within the temp minimums for tanking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (w6EFb)

26 What are all those horses finding to eat I wonder

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Great videos tonight Ace.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 07:43 PM (lJ0H4)

28 I have my suspicians about the puppy in the snow and similar videos.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (jc0TO)

I won't watch them, because I share your suspicions.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:43 PM (dK+Kv)

29 Only the faintest of mephitic bouquets can be detected. Another great job by the AoSHQ Janitorial Brigade!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

30
You can, also, enjoy horsemeat at Zandy's Cheesesteaks in Allentown, PA...at least you could until Health Services discovered they were substituting it for beef without telling anyone.
Posted by: Orson
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See: IKEA's beef and pork Swedish meatballs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2026 07:45 PM (XeU6L)

31 Uh huh. Can we get a second attempt at translation?
My interpreter may be drunk.
Posted by: Fen


That translation bit the wax tadpole.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 07:45 PM (VHUov)

32 IKEA's beef and pork Swedish meatballs

They give you a cow and a pig, and you assemble it yourself?

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:46 PM (gtcuf)

33 Also in, NBC news on potential shutdown,

"The deal (with PDT) reflects what senators in both parties had floated just a day earlier: passing a short-term funding bill for DHS, while the two parties negotiate changes to the department and ICE, which it oversees, along with bills to fund the rest of the government through Sept. 30.

The final outstanding issue in the negotiations was how long the stopgap bill, known as a continuing resolution or CR, would fund DHS. The two sides agreed to a two-week CR that would keep DHS running through Feb. 13, just before both chambers depart for a weeklong recess, the sources told NBC News."

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:46 PM (2swu2)

34 What is the collective noun for pandas: a retardation of pandas? A klutz? A bumbling?

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:47 PM (2L+MU)

35 Was on a flight home. Pet peeve of mine (I'm insane) is having to (most of the time) take the entire can of soda water with the vodka mini bottle. I'm polite about it as I just dump the whole mini bottle in my plastic cup and mix with a touch of soda/ice....the FA was polite and said no bc the open cans sometimes tip over and spill. I said , "That's cool, that's why I asked. No problem at all." She then said in a hushed tone "But I will give you a 2nd bottle of vodka to make up the difference."

Flyin' high in the game of life, fellas. That's winning.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 29, 2026 07:47 PM (5LVtz)

36 Apparently the Chicoms also don't have much quality control on their warships either and that can be a major issue in a fight. Exocets came as a nasty surprise to the Royal Navy during the Falklands and drones promise to be at least that bad in terms of sinking ships.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (2swu2)
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China's last naval battle was more than a century ago. They lost.

The key question is finding a commander. There has to be an overall commander with control over land, sea, air and space domains. Anyone Xi picks would be able to depose him. As anyone who has wisely read Walls of Men knows, this is how dynasties can change. It is how the Ch'ing were overthrown.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:47 PM (ZOv7s)

37 I guess I should have used modern Qing. But you get the point.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

38 They're starting a bit earlier because of that cold blast that will hit Feb 1. It's forecast to get to maybe 26F at the Cape. By starting earlier, they'll keep it within the temp minimums for tanking.
Posted by: publius
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Viton at January 29, 2026 07:48 PM (XeU6L)

39 A Laze of Pandas

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:48 PM (gtcuf)

40 We remain Bat and Sea Stack Free in 2026 and January is nearly gone! What a great year, so far!

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front, Eastern Branch at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2)

41 They're starting a bit earlier because of that cold blast that will hit Feb 1. It's forecast to get to maybe 26F at the Cape. By starting earlier, they'll keep it within the temp minimums for tanking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM


Check the O-rings.

*touches nose*

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (jc0TO)

42 An eventual extinction of pandas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)

43 These penguin disputes represent an absurd and completely manufactured controversy designed to distract us from the joyful contemplation of yaks.

Posted by: Himalaya Bill - Yak drover extraordinaire at January 29, 2026 07:50 PM (2L+MU)

44
The latest model runs, both GFS and Euroweenie are warming Florida up a bit the night of Jan 31 - Feb1. They had the freeze line getting all the way down to nearly Miami, but now it's backing up above Lake Okeechobee. Miami will hit 36F, rather than 33F on the previous runs.

Still looking like a good mid-20s hard freeze way down the central peninsula, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

45 Feeding your spirit tonight, welcome Logan and Laura

https://tinyurl.com/yck92zja

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:50 PM (ciYHQ)

46 Well GHWB carrier is also joining the party around Iran and a US nuke sniffer plane arrived in the UK today.

USS Abraham Lincoln carrier has reportedly went dark on comms. Insty has the latest roundup from X.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (2swu2)
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Funny, I predicted that all the people claiming Trump was backing down were misinterpreting him. He was lowering the temperature so that he could raise it again and then some. He does this all the time - acts as if he's bored, maybe we won't, all the while buying time for a military buildup.

Now the mullahs can sweat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

47
Still looking like a good mid-20s hard freeze way down the central peninsula, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

_________

*runs off to corner the OJ futures market*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (tgvbd)

48 Yo

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (r2ldC)

49 An eventual extinction of pandas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)
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I thought I saw that they are recovering.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (ZOv7s)

50 Not that I am out padt dusk much in winter, but do the bats here fly around and nott many bugs out?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

51 Where's Beeks? Where in hell is Beeks?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:52 PM (jc0TO)

52 Well, that's it for me. Time to read and maybe watch China news. Good night!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

53 Posted by: GigantorX at January 29, 2026 07:47 PM (5LVtz)

That's a cool FA!

Once had one right next to my row right in the middle of taking drink orders when her pen ran out. The aisle was jam packed in both directions and she looked panicked. I offered her my pen. She looked so relieved, and whispered "were you going to order a drink? It's on the house." I whispered back, "can I get a couple beers?"

She brought me two beers and a whole box of assorted snacks and told me to take whatever I wanted. And returned my pen.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:54 PM (gtcuf)

54 On the topic of drones and anti-ship warfare; Iran has been pushing some video of what they claim is their new “carrier”. In actual fact it’s a cargo ship with a ski jump ramp at one end, and they’ve loaded it with a number of their bigger drones.
Absolutely no defenses whatsoever. The thing won’t last 30 minutes in any conflict.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 07:54 PM (7GO/2)

55 An eventual extinction of pandas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)
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I thought I saw that they are recovering.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (ZOv7s)

So, new timeline is all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:54 PM (dK+Kv)

56
The SLS uses 5-segment SRBs -- they redid the joints on the things. But they're preloaded with the solid mixture anyway, not fueling required for those.

The minimum launch temperature varies from 38F to 49F depending on other variables. High RH and higher wind (up to a cutoff) counterintuitively allows for cooler launch minimums. Dry and calm means the upper end minimum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)

57 That horse video appears to be a horde of horses.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 07:54 PM (1vYii)

58 That dog on the cat tower is like King Kong crawling up the Empire State Building!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 29, 2026 07:54 PM (kpS4V)

59 What is the collective noun for pandas: a retardation of pandas? A klutz? A bumbling?
Posted by: Paco


An embarrassment of pandas.

No, really.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 07:55 PM (VHUov)

60 I'm always suspicious of people that drink those little airplane bottles of likker. Most often, they are serious drunks that can't make it home from the likker store without having a nip. If they open their quart, they can get in trouble for an open container. So, they buy a couple little nips, swig them down, and chuck them out the window of the car. I see those little bottles all over the roadsides and ditches when I ride my bike.

Posted by: Sober As The Average Judge at January 29, 2026 07:56 PM (oftw2)

61 Funny, I predicted that all the people claiming Trump was backing down were misinterpreting him. He was lowering the temperature so that he could raise it again and then some. He does this all the time - acts as if he's bored, maybe we won't, all the while buying time for a military buildup.

Now the mullahs can sweat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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While the rial keeps losing any value whatsoever. IRGC hardest hit as they are a big chunk of ownership of companies in Iran.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:58 PM (2swu2)

62 Didn't sleep well last night so going to try again
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

63 34 What is the collective noun for pandas: a retardation of pandas? A klutz? A bumbling?
Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:47 PM (2L+MU)

A Dork of Pandas.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 07:59 PM (1vYii)

64 54 On the topic of drones and anti-ship warfare; Iran has been pushing some video of what they claim is their new “carrier”. In actual fact it’s a cargo ship with a ski jump ramp at one end, and they’ve loaded it with a number of their bigger drones.
Absolutely no defenses whatsoever. The thing won’t last 30 minutes in any conflict.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The Iranians have a habit of that particular wonder weapons propaganda.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:59 PM (2swu2)

65 Xinjiang horses

It's like a Poco album cover come to life.
Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)

If you squint, you can see a pack of cleaver-wielding Chinese chefs pursuing them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:59 PM (8zz6B)

66 I'm reading "50 Oscar Nights" by TCM's Dave Karger, in which the stars and filmmakers recall the big night. Lots of good reminiscing and gossip.

My favorite bit was the fact that Mel Brooks (The Producers) was up against Kubrick (2001: A Space Odyssey), Pontecorvo (The Battle of Algiers), Cassavetes (Faces), and Peter Ustinov (Hot Millions) for Best Original Screenplay. And he won! What a crazy lineup!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 29, 2026 07:59 PM (kpS4V)

67 62 Didn't sleep well last night so going to try again
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip
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I hope you do so tonight.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 08:00 PM (2swu2)

68 Funny, I predicted that all the people claiming Trump was backing down were misinterpreting him. He was lowering the temperature so that he could raise it again and then some. He does this all the time - acts as if he's bored, maybe we won't, all the while buying time for a military buildup.

Now the mullahs can sweat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Act. Observe reaction. Act. Observe reaction.

Trump is inside a lot of people's and nations' OODA loops.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 08:00 PM (dK+Kv)

69 "I see those little bottles all over the roadsides and ditches when I ride my bike.
Posted by: Sober As The Average Judge"

Fireball seems to be particularly popular.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

70 >>>Fat cat has only one kind of exercise he likes.

Just a hunch, but I'm betting he didn't get up to the top of that slide on his own. He was placed there. And probably would have liked it better if he had been placed in front of his feeding dish.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2026 08:01 PM (syz1S)

71 As anyone who has wisely read Walls of Men knows, this is how dynasties can change. It is how the Ch'ing were overthrown.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:47 PM (ZOv7s)

A good title for a book about China would be I, Ching. Someone should write that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:03 PM (7GO/2)

72 Trump is inside a lot of people's and nations' OODA loops.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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This has been an exhausting couple of years as events just keep accelerating and overlapping. The old WEF New World Order is dying and we don't yet know what will replace it.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 08:05 PM (2swu2)

73 Fat cat went down that slide like Ralphie in christmas story after santa says no kid, you'll shoot your eye out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 08:05 PM (snZF9)

74 So, they buy a couple little nips, swig them down, and chuck them out the window of the car. I see those little bottles all over the roadsides and ditches when I ride my bike.
Posted by: Sober As The Average Judge at January 29, 2026 07:56 PM (oftw2)

I keep finding empty "airline" bottles of that "Fireball" cinnamon whiskey in my driveway. Probably the work of one tweaker that patrols this neighborhood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:06 PM (8zz6B)

75 Fireball seems to be the favorite of street people everywhere.

It's like the modern day Mad Dog 20/20 or Thunderbird.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:07 PM (gtcuf)

76 Ace -

thanks for the wonderful variety.

Fingers crossed for successful executions of plans waaaaay above my pay grade.

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel . . . at January 29, 2026 08:10 PM (3ZUWJ)

77 Has the world ever really been in order?
I don't recall it ever has been so.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 08:10 PM (E7+ue)

78 Has the world ever really been in order?
I don't recall it ever has been so.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 08:10 PM (E7+ue)

1988 was an order. That didn't last.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 08:10 PM (dK+Kv)

79
Snow flurries in central FL are possible, and the local TV weather people are going wild.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)

80 Fireball caters to the 'sneak a nip' crowd-- they offer multi-packs of various sizes of small-amount bottles.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:11 PM (rdVOm)

81
Include the young men of the USAF and Navy in your prayers tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 08:11 PM (Y8DZL)

82 Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) retweeted
China pulse @Eng_china5 . Jan 28

The American forces have completed their buildup near Iran, which certainly indicates that the military option against Iran has been decided upon and will be executed... https://tinyurl.com/2h7zrr3c

Ian Ellis@ianellisjones .Jan 26
Today, the U.S. confirmed the 4-ship Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group chopped into U.S. 5th Fleet-CENTCOM AOR.

The “most advanced air wing in the fleet” joins forward-deployed squadrons of USAF F-15E Strike Eagles, F-16 Fighting Falcons, & A-10 Warthogs.

Details & sources: https://tinyurl.com/482k4tkt

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:12 PM (jYat7)

83 >The Iranians have a habit of that particular wonder weapons propaganda.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:59 PM (2swu2)

The Israelis took out all of Irans SAMs. Whatever air defenses the IRG can cobble together won't last more than a few minutes once the shooting begins. I would expect the IRG to launch fairly large salvo of ballistic missiles with the ensuing counter salvo to be devastating to whatever remaining offensive capability the IRG has left. Then the real attack on the IRG will begin.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 08:13 PM (GTqXr)

84 It is best to ignore a wave from a penguin. Acknowledgment of this "come hither" behavior could possibly provoke a polymorphicly perverse attack, with the inevitable subsequent remorse.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 29, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

85 Fireball caters to the 'sneak a nip' crowd-- they offer multi-packs of various sizes of small-amount bottles.
Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:11 PM (rdVOm)

Sometimes you have only a small sticker to remove from your car bumper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

86 Funny, I predicted that all the people claiming Trump was backing down were misinterpreting him. He was lowering the temperature so that he could raise it again and then some. He does this all the time - acts as if he's bored, maybe we won't, all the while buying time for a military buildup.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I didn't figure he was moving all of that equipment and personnel to the area for show. If he's moving it there, he plans to use it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)

87 Anyone who always has a bottle of Listerine in their center console is suspect, too.

Posted by: Carrie Nation at January 29, 2026 08:14 PM (oftw2)

88 Sometimes you have only a small sticker to remove from your car bumper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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LMAO!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:14 PM (rdVOm)

89 & A-10 Warthogs.

Details & sources: https://tinyurl.com/482k4tkt
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:12 PM (jYat7)

Woot. A-10 porn videos coming right up!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:15 PM (8zz6B)

90
The last time it got to freezing in Miami was Christmas Day, 1989. Miami airport recorded a low of 30F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

91 80 Fireball caters to the 'sneak a nip' crowd-- they offer multi-packs of various sizes of small-amount bottles.
Posted by: JQ
--

Worked with an alcoholic that carried dollar bottles in every pocket of his suit. It appeared as if he had extra pockets sewn in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:17 PM (jYat7)

92 My peeps back in WNY have been getting mercilessly pounded with snow and freezing temps for a week, with no end in sight. It's a real disaster there.

Here in northern CO we only got a couple inches total, and most of that has melted. Highs in the 50s and lots of sun the rest of this week.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (gtcuf)

93 I think that seal is asking to meet me alone, behind the aquarium, in the alley.

psssst hey buddy...

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

94 ======
While the rial keeps losing any value whatsoever. IRGC hardest hit as they are a big chunk of ownership of companies in Iran.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:58 PM (2swu2)

I keep wondering what happens when the military figures out they’re being paid with Monopoly money.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (7GO/2)

95 The Israelis took out all of Irans SAMs. Whatever air defenses the IRG can cobble together won't last more than a few minutes once the shooting begins. I would expect the IRG to launch fairly large salvo of ballistic missiles with the ensuing counter salvo to be devastating to whatever remaining offensive capability the IRG has left. Then the real attack on the IRG will begin.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
========
I think you nailed the Iranian game plan. What the mullahs have to wonder though is will I survive the US attack. That has to be demoralizing to a lot of the casual Iranian Guard gits that are in it for power and money.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (2swu2)

96 Snow has already hit the Florida panhandle this winter. Didn't last long. But this winter is a bad one. Heating bills are way up. Going to be very cold this weekend. High winds are not helping matters.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (E7+ue)

97 Funny, I predicted that all the people claiming Trump was backing down were misinterpreting him. He was lowering the temperature so that he could raise it again and then some. He does this all the time - acts as if he's bored, maybe we won't, all the while buying time for a military buildup.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I didn't figure he was moving all of that equipment and personnel to the area for show. If he's moving it there, he plans to use it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)
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It's probably not a bad idea once or twice every generation to remind the rest of the world of just what kind of warfare the United States can wage when we want to.

Iran is going to be an object lesson for all of our other geopolitical adversaries.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 08:20 PM (ESVrU)

98 Dang. It sound funny to say somebody died in a horrible Zamboni accident, until it really happens.

"Colorado ice rink worker is crushed to death in freak accident while reversing Zamboni"

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

99
All-time record low for Miami since records began is 28F, and that occurred twice, Jan 28, 1940, and Feb 6, 1947.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

100 I keep wondering what happens when the military figures out they’re being paid with Monopoly money.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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When you have plenty of printed paper with mullahs on them but nothing in the market to buy, even water to feed your family. And yet you know that Iran has billions of dollars from oil sales which has went poof! Iranian leaders have been the looting stage for some time now I suspect.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 08:21 PM (2swu2)

101 Honest, honey, I only smell of cheap whiskey because I was remoning a sticker. I swear!

Back in the day, Avon Skin-So-Soft was the magicical sticker remover. Kind of hard to come by if you were a young, single guy. We didn't have the Avon Lady stopping by. I used to take the car to my mom's and borrow hers.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:22 PM (gtcuf)

102 Trump should wait a day or two until Chuck Schumer calls another government shutdown. Launch the big attack about 2 or 3 hours later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:23 PM (7GO/2)

103 For the Cold: Turn the heat down, drag those blankets out of the cedar chest, cuddle up and make babies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:23 PM (jYat7)

104 41 They're starting a bit earlier because of that cold blast that will hit Feb 1. It's forecast to get to maybe 26F at the Cape. By starting earlier, they'll keep it within the temp minimums for tanking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM

Check the O-rings.

*touches nose*
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (jc0TO)

Why ???

Posted by: zombie Richard Feynman at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (3sXRv)

105 102 Trump should wait a day or two until Chuck Schumer calls another government shutdown. Launch the big attack about 2 or 3 hours later.
Posted by: Tom Servo


... on Denver, Minneapolis, and Richmond

Posted by: gKWVE can dream at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (gKWVE)

106 Back in the day, Avon Skin-So-Soft was the magicical sticker remover. Kind of hard to come by if you were a young, single guy. We didn't have the Avon Lady stopping by. I used to take the car to my mom's and borrow hers.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:22 PM (gtcuf)

It also had a rep of being a decent mosquito repellent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)

107
Here's what the Euroweenie model has:
https://is.gd/7Ga4tL

And the GFS:
https://is.gd/Rp5ccv

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

108 Reverse Zambonis are 20 bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Hooker at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (gtcuf)

109 Those little airline bottles are awesome!

Perfect as stocking stuffers. Great as a birthday gift topper. And they are undetectable in your pocket on a trip to see a sporting event.

Don’t judge me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (d+tIC)

110 98
'Dang. It sound funny to say somebody died in a horrible Zamboni accident, until it really happens.'

Another ice protestor bites the dust.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2026 08:25 PM (fd80v)

111 106 It also had a rep of being a decent mosquito repellent.

I had completely forgotten that, but yes, it did!

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:25 PM (gtcuf)

112 Iranian leaders have been the looting stage for some time now I suspect.
Posted by: whig
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And all the money is in Qatar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:26 PM (jYat7)

113 >>> It also had a rep of being a decent mosquito repellent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)


That's what I remember people using it for.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 08:26 PM (3uBP9)

114 >We didn't have the Avon Lady stopping by. I used to take the car to my mom's and borrow hers.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:22 PM (gtcuf)

I used to borrow me Mum's lotion too.

Posted by: Prince Harry at January 29, 2026 08:27 PM (GTqXr)

115
It also had a rep of being a decent mosquito repellent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)


It also had a rep of being a decent mosquito repellent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)
It also had a rep of being a decent mosquito repellent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)

When we were posted to Panama, that was recommended by the Medical office as a mosquito repellent. It irritated my skin so I didn't use it. Got Dengue. The folks who used it didn't. Draw your own conclusions!!!

Posted by: moki at January 29, 2026 08:27 PM (wLjpr)

116 Miss Ruth has at last come into season, 11 months after her last one, and is now a house dog for the duration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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You hope.
Many times (DAMHIK), nature has her way.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 08:27 PM (qfI/e)

117 Does *Avon* still exist? Haven't seen any of their products since.. I don't know when.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:28 PM (rdVOm)

118
Well GHWB carrier is also joining the party around Iran and a US nuke sniffer plane arrived in the UK today.

USS Abraham Lincoln carrier has reportedly went dark on comms. Insty has the latest roundup from X.
Posted by: whig


Iranian Government Plane Departs Tehran for Moscow

https://t.ly/PltOe

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 29, 2026 08:28 PM (VVDwW)

119 I didn't figure he was moving all of that equipment and personnel to the area for show. If he's moving it there, he plans to use it.

Correct. Time is on Trump's side. Every day the mad mullahs get weaker, look stupider and more incompetent and expose what their "islamic" republic is all about.

Death, rape and bodies stacked like cordwood.

Posted by: The Dustbin Of History at January 29, 2026 08:28 PM (R/m4+)

120 When the mullahs high tail it to Moscow, who'll be left holding the bag?

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2026 08:28 PM (Q+gd/)

121 Reverse Zambonis are 20 bucks. Same as in town.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Hooker


Not lookin' that up on urban dictionary.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)

122 These penguin disputes represent an absurd and completely manufactured controversy designed to distract us from the joyful contemplation of yaks.
Posted by: Himalaya Bill - Yak drover extraordinaire at January 29, 2026 07:50 PM


Has a new Big Penguin-funded and -directed front group been revealed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

123 Genghis Khan and Kubla Khan conquered the world with those horses. Well not those particular horses.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:29 PM (KDPiq)

124 And they are undetectable in your pocket on a trip to see a sporting event.
----

Unless the guy who caught you the last time sees you...

Posted by: clarence at January 29, 2026 08:30 PM (cSctv)

125 Top headline over at Hot Air tonight;
“Michelle Obama: Black Women Don't Complain Enough.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:30 PM (7GO/2)

126 And all the money is in Qatar.

Posted by: Braenyard
======
Good call. Although I can see the Al Thani family telling bedraggled mullahs fleeing--what money, you have no accounts here! Go home.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 08:30 PM (2swu2)

127 And all the money is in Qatar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:26 PM (jYat7)


They have quality banks. That is where Trump, Rubio and Bessant sent the immediately non-disbursed money from the sale of seized Venezuelan oil went.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:31 PM (rbvCR)

128 Genghis Khan and Kubla Khan conquered the world with those horses. Well not those particular horses.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:29 PM (KDPiq)


The Yamnaya conquered the world with those horses. Most of it, anyways.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)

129 92 My peeps back in WNY have been getting mercilessly pounded with snow and freezing temps for a week, with no end in sight. It's a real disaster there.

Here in northern CO we only got a couple inches total, and most of that has melted. Highs in the 50s and lots of sun the rest of this week.
Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (gtcuf)

Well, it's winter ... it's WNY ... the really low temps are making life unpleasant.

Other than that it really isn't that bad.

49 years ago ... THAT WAS BAD ... this isn't that.

Posted by: browndog nose in the snow at January 29, 2026 08:32 PM (3sXRv)

130 Does *Avon* still exist? Haven't seen any of their products since.. I don't know when.
Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:28 PM (rdVOm)


My wife has an Avon dealer, though I asked she not buy anything with musk since the Avon musk makes me sneeze.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

131 “Michelle Obama: Black Women Don't Complain Enough.”
--------

That bint never *stops* complaining! Wth? S/he could be Queen of the Universe and STILL find fault with life.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:33 PM (rdVOm)

132 “Michelle Obama: Black Women Don't Complain Enough.”

What does a homosexual black guy know about black woman?

Posted by: The Fatigue Is Real at January 29, 2026 08:33 PM (R/m4+)

133 When the mullahs high tail it to Moscow, who'll be left holding the bag?
Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2026 08:28 PM (Q+gd/)


I expect it will be like Venezuela where the folks who stayed behind dodging the death squads will have first shot instead of trying to put in some "government in exile" that spent the last 30 years in mansions in So Cal

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:35 PM (rbvCR)

134 There was an interesting article/opinion is read a few weeks ago talking about the military in Iran nkt being what we might think it is. It is more like Praetorian Guard or Terrorists. They will not respond like being of the people but rather as to b keep the pay flowing and do so by terroristic means.

I'd also say the military is almost entirely Islamjc while the population is more of a mix. That is one thing that has been mentioned about the immigrant crisis (foreign army!) But that is historically true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

135 >>...Avon musk makes me sneeze.
Posted by: Kindltot
--------

Avon *everything* makes my sister sneeze.

I note that all their fragrances smell exactly alike after about an hour, and do not like the scent.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:36 PM (rdVOm)

136 I found my future wife! Definitely AAA+++ wife material!😍 I am so in love!!!💘

Orange County stripper accused of decapitating 55-year-old boyfriend
KTLA 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3-zB-WyKpA

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 29, 2026 08:36 PM (9aVck)

137 There was an Avon store in a local strip mall. Closed a few months ago

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 29, 2026 08:36 PM (/6GbT)

138 For the Cold: Turn the heat down, drag those blankets out of the cedar chest, cuddle up and make babies.

Posted by: Braenyard

"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!"

(But Momma's in her 70s also so. . . . )

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:36 PM (cYBz/)

139 Big Y
Little y
A yawning yellow yak
Young Yolanda Yorgensen
Is yelling on his back.

Posted by: Suess, Dr. at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (2Ez/1)

140 We have heard several reports of planes leaving for Moscow. I think it matters about as much as the prior ones.

The TACO talk by the libs may help us (or the protestors) be able to bag our limit on theocratic asshole dictators.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

141 I keep wondering what happens when the military figures out they’re being paid with Monopoly money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:19 PM (7GO/2)


The Bolivar was bottoming out, and the only assets available was shares in oil shipped out in the illegal tankers and the drug money from the fast boat smugglers.
Then it seems most of the Venezuelan military took the night off when asked nicely.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (rbvCR)

142 >>> And all the money is in Qatar.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:26 PM (jYat7)


One of the Al Khatlin Brothers more popular country hits.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (3uBP9)

143 Still looking like a good mid-20s hard freeze way down the central peninsula, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
-------
Beware falling iguanas.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (qfI/e)

144 Has a new Big Penguin-funded and -directed front group been revealed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We have the backing of several powerful military juntas, and are biding our time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Like Trump, time is on our side.

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at January 29, 2026 08:38 PM (oftw2)

145 I note that all their fragrances smell exactly alike after about an hour, and do not like the scent.
Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:36 PM (rdVOm)


Grandma's bureau. It always smells like Grandma's bureau.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:38 PM (rbvCR)

146 There was an Avon store in a local strip mall. Closed a few months ago
Posted by: A dude in MI

After the Scotch-tape store went under it was only a matter of time.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

147 49 years ago ... THAT WAS BAD ... this isn't that.

Yep, sure was. I was there.

A building a few doors down from my dad's accounting office in Niagara Falls caught fire and there was a fear that the fire department wasn't going to be able to put it out before the whole block burned down. His buddy across the street got out his snowmobile as did my dad and he and my dad, with me clinging crammed on back, defied the travel ban to snowmobile all the way into the city and rescue some important file boxes. In the end, they did get the fire out with no damage to adjoining buildings. And we didn't get busted by the fuzz.

We were able to walk up the snow bank to the roof of our 2 1/2 story split-level. Made for some great pics.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:38 PM (gtcuf)

148 Then it seems most of the Venezuelan military took the night off when asked nicely.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (rbvCR)

NO!!!!! IT WAS THE AMERICAN PIGS WONDER WEAPONS!!!!!
-Guards

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

149 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2026 08:39 PM (77rzZ)

150 The Yamnaya conquered the world with those horses. Most of it, anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)

That's about 4000 years earlier. Definitely not those horses.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:39 PM (KDPiq)

151 Grandma's bureau. It always smells like Grandma's bureau.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:38 PM (rbvCR)

My grandma's closest all smelled like moth balls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

152 "Black women don't complain enough."

So Michelle Obama has never heard of Jasmine Crockett?

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 08:41 PM (E7+ue)

153 Yo
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (r2ldC)
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Ho ho.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:41 PM (79pEw)

154 Did Mary Kay Cosmetics over take Avon?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:42 PM (KDPiq)

155
I imagine the cold will piss off the gators as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 08:42 PM (w6EFb)

156 Grandma's bureau. It always smells like Grandma's bureau.
Posted by: Kindltot

Between that and my Mom's Jean Nate' powder puffball, her bedroom reeked!

I just checked, one can purchase Jean Nate' products at Walmart.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

157 Mooch must be a real peach to live with.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

158 Did Mary Kay Cosmetics over take Avon?
Posted by: Opinion fact

No, Revlon.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

159 Grandma's bureau

I'm remembering some kind of cosmetic cream or powder, in a blue jar, that had "Paris" in the name.

Anyone?

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:44 PM (gtcuf)

160 My grandma's closest all smelled like moth balls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

Cruelty-free moth balls, I hope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:44 PM (8zz6B)

161 Evening all. Just got home and got dinner made.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 08:44 PM (qw6Uy)

162 My mom wore White Shoulders.

I know that because it was a go to for present giving occasions. She probably eventually hated it but couldn't tell her kid that.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:44 PM (KDPiq)

163 "I'm remembering some kind of cosmetic cream or powder, in a blue jar, that had "Paris" in the name.

Anyone?"

Plaster of?

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

164 I'm remembering some kind of cosmetic cream or powder, in a blue jar, that had "Paris" in the name.

Anyone?

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:44 PM (gtcuf)

There was a cologne called "Evening in Paris".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:46 PM (8zz6B)

165 125 Top headline over at Hot Air tonight;
“Michelle Obama: Black Women Don't Complain Enough.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:30 PM (7GO/2)

Has she ever done anything else besides complain?

Imagine our shock if she came out and said, "You know what, I think my life has been blessed and I'm living it. And all of you are doing a fantastic job."

The world would cease to exist.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:46 PM (1vYii)

166 Grandma's bureau

I'm remembering some kind of cosmetic cream or powder, in a blue jar, that had "Paris" in the name.

Anyone?

Posted by: Delurker



Plaster of?


Or are you misremembering and it said "Ponds"?
Because I remember a blue jar with Ponds Cold Cream.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 08:46 PM (qw6Uy)

167 Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

AI just found it for me. Evening in Paris.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:46 PM (gtcuf)

168 The cologne I wear is Paris Hilton for Men.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:46 PM (KDPiq)

169 I'm enjoying just sitting back and watching you guys reminisce about old cosmetics and perfumes. I knew you were all softies after all.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:47 PM (79pEw)

170 Cruelty-free moth balls, I hope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:44 PM (8zz6B)

They were trying to transition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

171 Plaster of?
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

No, that was the famous couturier. Piper will be featuring his designs next Sunday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:47 PM (8zz6B)

172 I knew you were all softies after all.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:47 PM (79pEw)

Hey. The smell of Mammaws Aquanet is a good memory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

173 I think the bottle at home is... Aramis? I got it as a gift but never wear cologne.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

174
That fat cat hitting the floor at the bottom of the slide lol.

THUD.

Cat doesn't care.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 08:50 PM (hxCZf)

175 I remember buying my girlfriend in college a perfume called Joy when we first started dating . Smallest bottle ever for $40. Forty dollars was a small fortune for me in college.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:50 PM (KDPiq)

176 Mom liked "Shalimar" by Guerlain. Oooof.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:51 PM (rdVOm)

177 I knew you were all softies after all.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:47 PM (79pEw)

If it smells like mom or grandma, they will remember, instantly.

All I have to do is think lemon meringue pie, and I can see mom taking it out from the broiler, and I can still smell it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:52 PM (1vYii)

178 Drakkar Noir!

Posted by: Short Iraqi "Businessman" at January 29, 2026 08:53 PM (g47mK)

179 Shalimar is the bomb. I used to wear White Linen. DH prefers me to not wear anything that confounds his asthma, so, no more.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:53 PM (1vYii)

180 178 Drakkar Noir!
Posted by: Short Iraqi "Businessman" at January 29, 2026 08:53 PM (g47mK)

Aaaand instantly we are back in the meat market nightclub, watching white men drink so they can dance. Ew.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:54 PM (1vYii)

181 All I have to do is think lemon meringue pie, and I can see mom taking it out from the broiler, and I can still smell it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:52 PM (1vYii)
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That's my husband's favorite, and I'm sure his mom made it for him quite often.

I wonder what smells my kids associate with me, since I don't wear perfume or hairspray. I probably don't want to know.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM (79pEw)

182 I like Giorgio's "Red"

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)

183 I wonder what smells my kids associate with me, since I don't wear perfume or hairspray. I probably don't want to know.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM (79pEw)

I hope it is warm banana bread, or something equally as wonderful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM (1vYii)

184 My high school girlfriend wore Love's Baby Soft. Super popular with the girls. For years afterwards, whenever I smelled it on someone else I'd think of her.

Never even thought about it back then, but that is one squicky name for a fragrance favored by teen girls. I'm looking at some vintage ads that are even worse. "Love's Baby Soft - Because Innocence Is Sexier Than You Think!"

My, how times have changed.


Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:56 PM (gtcuf)

185 -------
Beware falling iguanas.
Posted by: buddhaha
---

Good time to go after pythons. Sell them to the cobbler. $$

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 08:56 PM (jYat7)

186 I do hope the boy remembers a better smell than DH's backside eruptions, but that is what has lingered more often than not. Febreze Air Freshener is our friend.

LOL.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:57 PM (1vYii)

187 I hope it is warm banana bread, or something equally as wonderful.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM (1vYii)
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At this point it's probably sourdough bread. My youngest son stopped by to say hello after work, and polished off 3/4 of a loaf. I gave him the rest to take home.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:57 PM (79pEw)

188 Haha, never cared for Love's Baby Soft-- always reminded me of when I had diaper-duty for lil sis & lil bro.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 08:57 PM (rdVOm)

189 I wonder what smells my kids associate with me, since I don't wear perfume or hairspray. I probably don't want to know.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM (79pEw)

The aroma of the oil on the whetstone where you burnish your shivs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:58 PM (8zz6B)

190
Imagine our shock if she came out and said, "You know what, I think my life has been blessed and I'm living it. And all of you are doing a fantastic job."

The world would cease to exist.
Posted by: tcn

=============

I rather think she's happy as a pig in slop. She loves to complain and find fault.

Mind you, that still leave her a pig, and still rolling in slop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 08:58 PM (hxCZf)

191 The cologne I wear is Paris Hilton for Men.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 08:46 PM (KDPiq)


I like Bay Rum, but I also liked Old Spice

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)

192 Calvin Klein stole my idea - The Beach Cologne!

Posted by: Kramer at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (g47mK)

193 I'm enjoying just sitting back and watching you guys reminisce about old cosmetics and perfumes. I knew you were all softies after all.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:47 PM


*blink*

What did I just walk into?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (Wnv9h)

194 Never even thought about it back then, but that is one squicky name for a fragrance favored by teen girls. I'm looking at some vintage ads that are even worse. "Love's Baby Soft - Because Innocence Is Sexier Than You Think!"

My, how times have changed.


Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 08:56 PM (gtcuf)

We do tend to forget that the 70's was a bit of the wild west when it came to advertising. I wore tight cutoffs and so did every girl I knew. We weren't doing it because it was comfortable. Just looking at an old Cosmo creeps me out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (1vYii)

195 The aroma of the oil on the whetstone where you burnish your shivs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 08:58 PM (8zz6B)
---------

Wait, I'm supposed to sharpen them?

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (79pEw)

196 What, no Hai Karate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)

197 I have a bottle of old spice that I don't wear but smell occasionally so I can pretend my father is near by.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 09:00 PM (KDPiq)

198 Dad wore Old Spice. Love the scent. English Leather is nice, too.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 09:00 PM (rdVOm)

199 Mind you, that still leave her a pig, and still rolling in slop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 08:58 PM (hxCZf)

Some people can't be happy unless they are miserable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)

200 *blink*

What did I just walk into?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM (Wnv9h)

Just slap on some Bay Rum and keep your head down, and you will be fine.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (1vYii)

201 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Axe Body Spray at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (2Ez/1)

202 I have mentioned this before, I stopped wearing Old Spice because a girlfriend told me it bothered her because her dad wore it.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

203 What, no Hai Karate?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:59 PM


Brut! By Faberge...

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Father at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (Wnv9h)

204 My dad wore Old Spice, or English Leather, with the giant wooden cap that was almost as big as the bottle.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 09:02 PM (gtcuf)

205 Nothing smells as sexy on a woman than a nice, fresh, Toni home permanent.

Posted by: Aqua Velva Man at January 29, 2026 09:02 PM (oftw2)

206 I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Axe Body Spray at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (2Ez/1)
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We know, we can smell you a mile away. I wonder whoever thought you were a good idea.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 09:02 PM (79pEw)

207 My grandma's closest all smelled like moth balls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

Better the moth’s than grandpa’s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 09:03 PM (7GO/2)

208 Axe Body Spray: for when you really need to bathe, but decide not to...

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 09:04 PM (rdVOm)

209 In the elevator...

https://youtu.be/0SmsnKRvwYU

Posted by: Axe Body Spray at January 29, 2026 09:04 PM (2Ez/1)

210 202 I have mentioned this before, I stopped wearing Old Spice because a girlfriend told me it bothered her because her dad wore it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

So many questions.
That should never be asked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 09:05 PM (7GO/2)

211 >Aaaand instantly we are back in the meat market nightclub, watching white men drink so they can dance. Ew.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 08:54 PM (1vYii)

How you doin?

Posted by: Axe body spray at January 29, 2026 09:05 PM (GTqXr)

212 Hai Karate came with instructions for self-defense.

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2026 09:05 PM (Q+gd/)

213 my first girl wore White Linen

I remember how every girl's bedroom had it's own unique smell - a combination of all her perfumes, lotions, hairsprays... and sometimes weed

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 09:05 PM (ciYHQ)

214 That is one thing I am not a huge fan of for a lot of the body washs- the scent is insanely strong. There is a vanilla one by Old Spice that I like, but it also smells like you soaked in vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

215 Hey guys! Who wants to buy some mobile oil field equipment?

1988 Lufkin CM-320D-305-100 Road Runner Mobile T/A Oil Field Pumpjack

https://tinyurl.com/48yhj9k6

Current bid is $5.00

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:06 PM (rbvCR)

216 Brut! By Faberge...
Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Father at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM (Wnv9h)


It makes me gag. The brothers would play B Ball in the morning before class and didn't take a shower but instead soaked themselves in Brut. BO and Brut combo should be classified as a chemical weapon.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 09:06 PM (KDPiq)

217 Just slap on some Bay Rum and keep your head down, and you will be fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 09:01 PM


I'm a Truefitt & Hill 1805 guy, meself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2026 09:07 PM (Wnv9h)

218 Current bid is $5.00
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:06 PM (rbvCR)
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If it comes with free shipping, I think we should all pitch in and buy it for AOP.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 09:07 PM (79pEw)

219 Shipping Instructions: All ITEMS WILL NEED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE AUCTION SITE BY 10 BUSINESS DAYS AFTER THE SALE. ALL ITEMS NOT REMOVED BY THEN WILL INCURE A $250 REMOVAL FEE ALONG WITH AN ADDITIONAL $20/DAY STORAGE FEE TO BE CHARGED TO THE BUYER.
AUCTION SITE ADDRESS: 4916 US-287 N, Bowie, TX, 76230

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)

220 . . . Gonna need a couple more sheets of stamps, Boss.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)

221 163 "I'm remembering some kind of cosmetic cream or powder, in a blue jar, that had "Paris" in the name.

Anyone?"

Plaster of?
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

"Evening In Paris"? This cologne came in a distinctive short blue bottle with a silver cap and it was discontinued in 1969.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 09:09 PM (y171U)

222 And you could smoke in clubs. Everybody smoked in clubs. Even people who didn't smoke, smoked in clubs.

Shortly after the OK City bombing, I lit a cig for a girl in a club and one of my buddies nudged me and said "Do you know who's cigarette you just lit? That's Tim McVeigh's sister!" And sure enough it was. Remember, she was initially held for questioning by the FBI. She had just been released and was out celebrating with her friends. She had been all over the news. The McVeighs lived one town over.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 09:10 PM (gtcuf)

223 Err, I missed this, did we do this one prior?

@TonyLaneNV 4h
BREAKING: Mid-service. Mid-worship.
Protesters entered a Minnesota church to stage an anti-ICE demonstration - once again hijacking a religious gathering.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 09:10 PM (mlg/3)

224 The Left is in full panic attack on Twitter over the latest video that just obliterates their Sweet and Kind victim narrative.

...to hear the lamentation of their women

Pour me another, boss

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 09:13 PM (ciYHQ)

225 Washington — The Senate reached an agreement Thursday to move forward with a government funding package.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 09:14 PM (y171U)

226
https://tinyurl.com/48yhj9k6

Current bid is $5.00
Posted by: Kindltot
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Think the old (pre-regulation) pumpjacks were one cylinder engines that burned some of the oil it pumped. (Like a tar-fired diesel)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 09:14 PM (jYat7)

227 224 The Left is in full panic attack on Twitter over the latest video that just obliterates their Sweet and Kind victim narrative.

...to hear the lamentation of their women

Pour me another, boss
Posted by: Fen
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Saw two views of him kicking that tail-light out.
Think he had some reinforcement in his boot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 09:16 PM (jYat7)

228 I wonder what smells my kids associate with me, since I don't wear perfume or hairspray. I probably don't want to know.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2026 08:55 PM


Quite possibly the smell of the tires during those burnouts you were always doing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 09:17 PM (0sNs1)

229 I worked at the Faberge HQ in Manhattan doing a renovation around 1974. There were more beautiful women per square foot than anywhere I have ever been. All the corridors were rounded, like a cave with some sprayed on fuzzy black finish. The only lighting was neon in pockets up at the top. Cool place, I worked in songwriter Sammy Cahn's office and met him. Faberge was producing movies at that time, and had just won an Oscar for A Touch of Class.

Posted by: Local 257 UBCJA. at January 29, 2026 09:17 PM (oftw2)

230 ...to hear the lamentation of their women
Posted by: Fen


Women?

Posted by: Knowlon at January 29, 2026 09:17 PM (mlg/3)

231 The Senate reached an agreement Thursday to move forward with a government funding package.
Posted by: Joemarine


Yay. Did we get lube this time or did they just promise to tickle our balls in a few months time?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

232 I'd like to say, I'm grateful for all the links folks post on A♠. Ace, of course, for all the links in the posts, including the cafe, and the ONT and other cob loggers. Biden's Dog, among so many others, for links to news and entertainments I would otherwise never see. And, uh, Mr. Mannix, naturally…

Not the spamsters nor Admiral Ackbar, though.🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - clicking chronically at January 29, 2026 09:22 PM (nO/+E)

233 All-time record low for Miami since records began is 28F, and that occurred twice, Jan 28, 1940, and Feb 6, 1947.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

San Francisco's record low is 27F, 1932. Hit 28F on 12/22/90. I was in college here and reading Stephen King's "Misery". Spooky. Since then, I've never experienced below 34 here.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 09:25 PM (KAi1n)

234 We do tend to forget that the 70's was a bit of the wild west when it came to advertising. I wore tight cutoffs and so did every girl I knew. We weren't doing it because it was comfortable. Just looking at an old Cosmo creeps me out.
Posted by: tcn in AK

My two oldest granddaughters happened upon some pics of the lovely Mrs. from the 70's. Yeah, hot pants and some see-thru top that DID NOT come close to containing those bad boys.

The girls were horrified. Their Mimi got a kick out of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 09:26 PM (cYBz/)

235 YOKO for the 21st Century

https://tinyurl.com/yrzzmwzj

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)

236 I'm watching Ashton Kutcher's latest, The Beauty. It's The Substance seen from outside, so far. People are using this secret drug to become beautiful but there are side effects.
It doesn't totally suck so far.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

237 Shipping Instructions: All ITEMS WILL NEED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE AUCTION SITE BY 10 BUSINESS DAYS AFTER THE SALE. ALL ITEMS NOT REMOVED BY THEN WILL INCURE A $250 REMOVAL FEE ALONG WITH AN ADDITIONAL $20/DAY STORAGE FEE TO BE CHARGED TO THE BUYER.
AUCTION SITE ADDRESS: 4916 US-287 N, Bowie, TX, 76230
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)

Scrap value alone ought to be several thousand bucks. Some scrapper will probably get it for a few hundred.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 09:30 PM (8zz6B)

238
Speaking of scents, it turns out Ilhan was sprayed with apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 09:30 PM (hxCZf)

239 One of my favorite memes is the one with the 1960s-era school class doing a duck and cover drill, under their desks with their heads buried in their arms, and the caption "That day your teacher played a Yoko Ono album for the class."

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 09:32 PM (gtcuf)

240
I went to a product pitch for "Gent" 10 years ago and laughed out loud.

Then a friend played the "I wanna smell yo dick" song and the light bulb went off.

Now you see it at Sams Club by the pallet.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 09:35 PM (Y8DZL)

241 the "I wanna smell yo dick" song

Oh man. Riskay. That takes me back.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 09:40 PM (gKWVE)

242 Tulsi Gabbard Releases Documents that PROVE it Was Barack Obama who Led the Russiagate Conspiracy and Coup Against Donald Trump – Documents Have Been Turned Over to the DOJ



Things you already knew but weren't documented.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 29, 2026 09:43 PM (/lPRQ)

243 5 stages of shoveling snow...

https://tinyurl.com/p6pxtvj7

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2026 09:46 PM (Q+gd/)

244 >> San Francisco's record low is 27F, 1932. Hit 28F on 12/22/90.

That's interesting. Off the top of my head, I would've guessed the record low would've been a little colder than that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 09:48 PM (w6EFb)

245 I remember buying my girlfriend in college a perfume called Joy when we first started dating . Smallest bottle ever for $40. Forty dollars was a small fortune for me in college.
Posted by: Opinion fact
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I remember the time I picked up my date out of the nurse's dorm and we smelled alike. I had on a "men's" cologne called Canoe and she was wearing a "ladies'" cologne called Ambush.
Same scent.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 09:49 PM (qfI/e)

246 I just dab bacon grease behind my ears. It has kept Mr Scary intrigued for decades now.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 09:51 PM (lpTXP)

247 My mom wore White Shoulders.
I know that because it was a go to for present giving occasions.
Posted by: Opinion fact
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Ditto, except it was Emeraude. I'm pretty sure she didn't hate it, because she was wearing the same scent into her 80s.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 09:53 PM (qfI/e)

248 That's interesting. Off the top of my head, I would've guessed the record low would've been a little colder than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 09:48 PM (w6EFb)

Being on a coast really moderates a cities temp range, up and down. It’s the continental interiors that always go to extremes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 09:53 PM (qOw7b)

249 YOKO for the 21st Century
https://tinyurl.com/yrzzmwzj
Posted by: Kindltot


Yoko might wish she was that talented.

Or cute.😆

Posted by: mindful webworker - that was zen, this is tao at January 29, 2026 09:57 PM (nO/+E)

250 Most of my scents are subtle or old school, but I have one big bold one I keep just for the most inappropriate occasions. I was able to score one bottle just before it was taken off the market.

Trump Empire.
You just dare them to ask what you're wearing.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 29, 2026 09:57 PM (zdLoL)

251 234 We do tend to forget that the 70's was a bit of the wild west when it came to advertising. I wore tight cutoffs and so did every girl I knew. We weren't doing it because it was comfortable. Just looking at an old Cosmo creeps me out.
Posted by: tcn in AK

My two oldest granddaughters happened upon some pics of the lovely Mrs. from the 70's. Yeah, hot pants and some see-thru top that DID NOT come close to containing those bad boys.

The girls were horrified. Their Mimi got a kick out of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 09:26 PM (cYBz/

People can complain about the 70s all they want. At least women wanted men and wanted to be desired by them back then. I'll take that over today's septum-ring, green hair, baggy clothing, "I'd rather encounter a bear" man-hating bullshit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2026 09:59 PM (y+qgR)

252 I used to wear White Linen.

I later wore Jessica McClintock that smelled floral. They stopped making it, but people liked it and asked what it was. One nurse director said it gave her a headache. I didn't like her and thought, "Good!" as she was not my boss. The only problem was that bees and yellow jackets (allergic to them) would chase me.

I now wear Dior J'adore because it's floral and not super strong. Many perfumes are too strong for me or smell like men's cologne.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:00 PM (WONhk)

253 That top photo is gorgeous, Ace.

The stars and Milky Way are pretty on my parent's farm, too.

I remain mad that I did not see the Northern Lights like everybody. Now I am irritated over the lack of snow for the West. Praying for a White Valentine's, St. Patrick's and Easter. Maybe a White Memorial Day. Or rain would be nice. Either/or/both.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:03 PM (WONhk)

254
All-time record low for downtown LA is 28F. However, LAX record low was 23F, set in Jan 1937.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)

255 Nood...ONT

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 10:08 PM (y171U)

256 "The only thing that keeps Socialism from working is math"


Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)

257
The girls were horrified. Their Mimi got a kick out of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 09:26 PM (cYBz/

It was the best of times.

I'm rather shocked at photos of what I wore at times, and no doubt my family was. However, I rocked it and if no one said anything I was oblivious.

At one of my second cousin's weddings I served punch. I was wearing a plum velvet mini dress with lace on the long sleeves. In the family photo it is very short and probably blew my grandmother, aunt, parents, and family of the bride's minds. Behind the tablecloth you couldn't tell. But, oh, boy, it was short.

At a summer family reunion, after church, I am wearing a tee shirt & my Daisy Duke's with about 50 relatives. If my mother and grandmothers had said anything I would have changed, as I was not ornery and rebellious, just clueless as to how much leg I was showing.

Years prior my mother did tell me to hit an uncle of hers if he touched my back to see if I was wearing a bra (training bra, training 'em for something). He didn't. It would have been a spicy reunion if I knocked him off the porch! She had to explain later, that he felt up her sister as a teen.So she was on alert for the perv.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 10:14 PM (WONhk)

258 That's interesting. Off the top of my head, I would've guessed the record low would've been a little colder than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 09:48 PM (w6EFb)
*****
Being on a coast really moderates a cities temp range, up and down. It’s the continental interiors that always go to extremes.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The Citay is at the tip of the *tah-dah* San Francisco Peninsula, where it really narrows down. It's got salt water on three sides. I don't think there is a location with the city limits that's more than 5 miles from the water.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 10:17 PM (qfI/e)

259 I've been wearing mostly Halston Z-14 since the 80s. My wife liked it then and still does.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 29, 2026 10:22 PM (1Au9i)

Quick Hits

This may shock some of the most easily shocked readers, but it turns out that the pampered foreign communist Zohran Mamdani has been in office for two weeks and he's already out of money and will need to liberate more money from taxpayers.

Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd

🚨 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"

"That means looking inward into savings and efficiencies. That also means raising taxes on the wealthiest New Yorkers and the most profitable corporations."

Former mayor Eric Adams calls bullsh*t.

Eric Adams
@ericadamsfornyc


In case anyone was wondering, this was the real motive behind today's press conference.

Mayor Mamdani promised a laundry list of "free" giveaways to buy votes, with no plan to pay for them. Now that the math doesn't work, instead of owning the fact that he misled New Yorkers, he's blaming me.

Let's be clear: I left him over $8 BILLION in reserves.

This is the same Mamdani who spent years attacking me for not spending enough during the migrant crisis.

The only reason those reserves exist is because I ignored him and his socialist comrades who demanded we blow billions more with no guardrails.

"Free" isn't free. It's just a bill someone else has to pay.

Eric Adams
@ericadamsfornyc

4h

When you promise "free" everything on Sunday, boldly declare that millionaires and billionaires shouldn't exist on Monday, and by Tuesday you're scrambling to fund your giveaways with the very people you wanted gone just yesterday.

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022

US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026

immigrationslows.jpg

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

The most basic category error the left makes - repeatedly - on every police shooting is to characterize the shooting as an unjust "punishment" for the conduct of the person shot. They then argue that said person didn't "deserve" to be "executed," and so clearly the police officer is in the wrong.

That's not what it's about. It's NEVER what's it's about. Punishment is administered through the judicial system. The right of a law enforcement officer to use deadly force in self-defense or defense of others is about the rights of the officer, his colleagues, and nearby civilians as human beings whose lives have value, too. They have a right to respond to the imminent threat of death or serious bodily harm with deadly force. And in exercising that right, they are not judged from the perspective of an omniscient superhuman, with perfect knowledge of everything happening in that moment; they are held to the standard of the reasonable person perceiving what they can from that viewpoint.

In the words of William Munny, deserve's got nothing to do with it.

Tiffany Cross is a very low-IQ black racist fired by MSNBC for being a basket-case and a liability. Of course CNN's Abby Phillip decided she needed to feature this Empowered Black Woman Racist on her failing show.

Cross just claimed a few days ago that a "right wing extremist" had killed Charlie Kirk -- apparently she's a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, or, maybe, Candace Owens.

Note that CNN routinely cancels people for dealing in "misinformation."

But not here, of course.

And she was back at it last night, this time asserting, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that ICE is a "white supremacy" "militia" which is now staffed almost entirely by... Proud Boys.



O'LEARY: "Did you just say ICE officers are militia?!"

CROSS: "Yes. Have you not been paying attention?"

O'LEARY: "Yeah...I think you're stretching a little bit."

CROSS: "They certainly mirror the Gestapo."

O'LEARY: "This is a federal, state mandate, you're pushing that a little bit there. That's WAY offside."

*Abby Phillip looked concerned.*

PHILLIP: "But Tiffany, you're just making a supposition here. There's no concrete evidence of actual Proud Boy members."

O'LEARY: "Yeah, you gotta be careful here. That's WAY offside. These are men and women serving the government, risking their lives, serving the government. You're calling them Proud Boy militia, did you say that?!"

"You're way offside, way offside."

CROSS: "I'm actually not. But I think that there are White supremacist tattoos on their necks."

O'LEARY: "White supremacist federal officers?!"

CROSS: "Yeah! White supremacist federal officers!"

O'LEARY: "Okay that's...where are you going with this? Why would you say that?! Men and women working for the federal government, risking their lives, carrying out a mandate and their White supremacists?!"

CROSS: "Yes, and you're a member of a cult..."

O'LEARY: "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!"

They want war. They will have it.

Soros DA Larry Krasner to ICE: "If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades... we will find your identities!"



Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY

3h

Dem messaging today:

Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War

Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.

Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."


Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM




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Posted by: GF at January 29, 2026 06:22 PM (if1jP)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 29, 2026 06:23 PM (XMwZJ)

3 Something's amiss here...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 29, 2026 06:23 PM (XMwZJ)

4 The margins, blown they are...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 29, 2026 06:24 PM (XMwZJ)

5 Wow. The margins are really blown.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 06:25 PM (lJ0H4)

6 WIDE LOAD

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2026 06:25 PM (CNl8/)

7 Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 06:26 PM (3ek7K)

8 Well, reading Ace is certainly broadening.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:26 PM (2L+MU)

9 Wider than my rear end.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 06:27 PM (lJ0H4)

10 Already. Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2026 06:27 PM (2pORR)

11 I read everything and 10 comments in? Did I miss a tequila shot invite?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 29, 2026 06:29 PM (HCGKD)

12 *lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at January 29, 2026 06:29 PM (jc0TO)

13 Blown?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 29, 2026 06:29 PM (ilN+k)

14 *lights cigarette*
Posted by: The Margins

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 06:30 PM (lJ0H4)

15 Haw! So Walz sees himself as P.G.T. Beauregard?

Quel imbécile!

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:31 PM (2L+MU)

16 Texas has about 25% of all ICE arrests. Not a peep. Because LE helps. It's only in Minnesomalia.

And it only started because the 24 year old kid with a YouTube channel documented at least $9 billion in fraud. Speaking of frauds, Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 29, 2026 06:31 PM (cxFcK)

17 Tampon Jefferson Davis

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (gtcuf)

18 Walz positioning himself as the governor of the rebels seceding from the U.S. for an unjust cause is a little too on the nose. pic.twitter.com/E1CFa86WmR

— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) January 29, 2026


He will fire on Fort Snelling to start the war.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

19 Point of order.
Nick Shirley is 23 years old.

Posted by: Person who likes to say point of order at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ilN+k)

20 On that last item, I still say we need to disenfranchise some of these states who refuse to enforce federal law.

There has to be a mechanism. What happened to the confederate states -- surely the Union States told them that they had lost their privileges as members of the union and no longer has a vote, or representatives, etc. Can't we do that again without Minnesota actually declaring actual independence?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (qr+Fj)

21 I hate f’ing election years.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (b4o9z)

22 This stuff all sound Insurrectiony to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (VE6XX)

23 Minnesota should soft secede, reject all Federal dollars and their attached mandates.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (jc0TO)

24 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"


It's almost like the citizens of NYC kept voting to spend money they did not have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (0N4FZ)

25 That's some hot red on red action.

I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

26 "But I think that there are White supremacist tattoos on their necks."

She thinks.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (gtcuf)

27 Democrat explosive rhetoric tells me they will pack SCOTUS and nuke the constitution when they get power.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (NqmUn)

28 Moron Zamdummy.

Posted by: Henry at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (tWkg3)

29 On the sidebar, the Candace Owens stuff is hilarious. Worth checking out that whole twitter feed.

I can not see the Tucker link on the sidebar. (maybe due to being outside USA.) anyone got a better link that will work in other countries?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (qr+Fj)

30 Patience and courage are two sides of the same coin.
Huh, an association of narcissists and sociopaths that is held together by theft and hatred is behaving in emotionally unstable ways. Never would have guessed

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:36 PM (/Chlc)

31 >>>Dem messaging today:

>>>Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War

>>>Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.

>>>Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."

What a bunch of pussies.

Not one of them would put up a fist to risk their worthless existences. May they get what they wish on others.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:37 PM (dK+Kv)

32 "Free" isn't free. It's just a bill someone else has to pay.

I make this comment all the time. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: InZona at January 29, 2026 06:37 PM (CwqPe)

33
If Stephen Colbert was right, he would be hanging from a meathook in some dungeon right now

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (NqmUn)

34 You have to respect a democrat politician’s commitment to getting their supporters killed for their gain. They don’t waiver on this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (b4o9z)

35 ICE is a Government funded agency.. How does that ass wipe DA think he can hunt them down ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (VE6XX)

36 29 On the sidebar, the Candace Owens stuff is hilarious. Worth checking out that whole twitter feed.


"delegitimatize" had me in stitches. She sounds like that jailhouse poet Damon Wayans played on In Living Color.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)

37 21 I hate f’ing election years. - sniffybigtoe

In a way, every year is an election year, now.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (2L+MU)

38 If I were in charge of ICE and Border enforcement none of this would be happening !!!!

Posted by: Kami Harris at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (J9q9v)

39 Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.
------

That poofter is almost as effeminate as Walz. Him making huffing and puffing noises isn't a good look.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

40 Need a good laugh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36G9QOolxk

And why you should always be aware of your AO.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)

41 The last election in the US is the one that elects a Democrat for president.

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:39 PM (T8bqm)

42 In the event of a hot CW2, it seems like the smart move would be to interrupt blue hive city's feeder transmission lines into their step-down substations and wait a week. From there it would take a week or two just to pick the load back up from the grid (it would have to be done gradually otherwise all of the system protective devices would read it as fault current and lock out).

Posted by: Zhytamyr at January 29, 2026 06:40 PM (cXVOB)

43 Things cannot get better. There is no common ground. This summer this business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (wGerL)

44 If these Blue States were to secede from the Union, they would be bankrupt and lawless within a week.

Then we could let then reenter the Union as NON-VOTING Territories of the US like Guam and Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Jacson at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (J9q9v)

45 Brendan Carr
@BrendanCarrFCC
You can’t make it up.

The FCC will vote on requiring that federal subsidies flow only to people that are both living and lawful beneficiaries.

Dems oppose.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (TN0g+)

46 Thanks ace. The prior thread was getting a bit too Doctor Zhivago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

47 I would love to see the shitlibs try to catch Nazi war criminals. I don’t think they are capable of that. They’d spend all the money and catch 0 Nazies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (b4o9z)

48 if Stephen Colbert was right, he would be hanging from a meathook in some dungeon right now
Posted by: JM in Illinois

If that was televised, it'd be the first time I watched that dorky fuckface.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (+iotA)

49 Aetius

Check link.

Deputies to land whale, "this ain't Seattle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD)

50 I like this Adam's guy- he should run for office.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

51 The Dems want the video because every BP/ICE agent is going to jail on state assault charges. The most important election is the AG/DA and judges.

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (8jVAy)

52 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"

"That means looking inward into savings and efficiencies. That also means raising taxes on the wealthiest New Yorkers and the most profitable corporations."

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Why? What is the cause of the fiscal crisis? Why is "more money" the solution for the fiscal crisis? How will "more money" do anything but delay - at tremendous costs, both direct and opportunity - what is clearly much-needed reform?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (MABZ1)

53 33 If Stephen Colbert was right, he would be hanging from a meathook in some dungeon right now - JM in Illinois

I've been sitting here, sipping my coffee, cherishing that image for the last five minutes. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (2L+MU)

54 "Free" isn't free. It's just a bill someone else has to pay.
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The hell you say

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (MABZ1)

55 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
3h

Dem messaging today:

Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War

Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.

Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."


So much for "de-escalation." I never had ACW II due to illegal aliens on my bingo card. But Democrats want their dark-skinned slaves. True in 1860 and just as true now.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (pJWtt)

56 "delegitimatize" had me in stitches. She sounds like that jailhouse poet Damon Wayans played on In Living Color.
Posted by: Delurker


The aqua-texture got me.

I never listened to her and did not realize she is an idiot.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (qr+Fj)

57 US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026
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Gotta step up deportations, then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (MABZ1)

58 I'm nonplused by the shit going down in NYC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (jtM2q)

59 I am not black-pilled just yet, but I do have a rabbit's foot on my key chain what might have such a tablet hidden inside.
I try to remain patient, but, still...

One. Just one. All I ask is just ONE significant act of true justice on one of these leftist monsters killing America.

If I ever did anything remotely as heinous as what Massive Head-wound Ilhan did, I would be imprisoned and impoverished.

A'ight. I'm gonna retire, Billy Ray Valentine style.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (0aYVJ)

60 "Ford to NYC: Drop Dead"

So, it took a while

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

61 willowed

Something Exemplary

251 Has Brennan, Comey, Smith, Pelosi, Clinton, or any of those lying conniving scumbag democrats faced justice?
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Lock them up and say, come and get them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (jYat7)

62 If there is a new Civil War I hope Timmy is the first POW. Then deported with the Somilians to El Salvador. There will be a wing especially for MN.

What will our roles be in the War with MN? Ace is a general?

I can bake cookies for the troops, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

63 ICE is a Government funded agency.. How does that ass wipe DA think he can hunt them down ?
Posted by: It's me donna

The assholes that voted him in will believe anything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (2pORR)

64 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

65 When you promise "free" everything on Sunday, boldly declare that millionaires and billionaires shouldn't exist on Monday, and by Tuesday you're scrambling to fund your giveaways with the very people you wanted gone just yesterday.

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The only solution now is to attract all the millionaires and billionaires fleeing Califzuela by imposing a 250% wealth tax on the net worth of every white person who's ever set foot or touched down in New Zimbabwe City!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (bJRuO)

66 That's not what it's about. It's NEVER what's it's about. Punishment is administered through the judicial system. The right of a law enforcement officer to use deadly force in self-defense or defense of others is about the rights of the officer, his colleagues, and nearby civilians as human beings whose lives have value, too. ...
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"Category error," huh? I kinda doubt it. Maybe the lefty rubes are mistaken. The lefties who set it up that way for them to control the narrative are NOT making an error.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (MABZ1)

67 Deport the whole DFL with the Somalis back to Mogadishu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

68 >>You have to respect a democrat politician’s commitment to getting their supporters killed for their gain. They don’t waiver on this.


The path to Commie Utopia is littered with the Mass Graves of their most devout adherents.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (ZcsJV)

69 62 If there is a new Civil War I hope Timmy is the first POW. Then deported with the Somilians to El Salvador. There will be a wing especially for MN.

What will our roles be in the War with MN? Ace is a general?

I can bake cookies for the troops, I guess.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

Too damn cold in MN.. Can't we have the Civil War in Hawaii instead ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (VE6XX)

70 So much for "de-escalation." I never had ACW II due to illegal aliens on my bingo card. But Democrats want their dark-skinned slaves. True in 1860 and just as true now.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (pJWtt)
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Walz is such a brave guy that he cut his Guard career short rather than deploy.

They're going to try to spend more cannon fodder, but I'm guessing that the volunteers are going to thin out now that they see you can get killed and no one cares.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

71 I, uh... do not think ace would be rhe best choice for battlefield leader...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

72 Thanks ace. The prior thread was getting a bit too Doctor Zhivago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

I was thinking English Patient.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (HCGKD)

73 Patience and courage are two sides of the same coin.
Huh, an association of narcissists and sociopaths that is held together by theft and hatred is behaving in emotionally unstable ways. Never would have guessed
Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:36 PM (/Chlc)


there was a thread somewhere talking about a D&D campaign with only Chaotic Evil characters, as an experiment. At one point the troupe finds powerful magical armor, the highest power member claims it, then everyone realized it would be enough to make them all slaves with no escape so they attacked everyone to capture it. They all killed each other, and the two remaining members of the troupe were dueling it out when a magical beastie came through and killed them both because they couldn't defend and attack at the same time while injured.

Yay! Winning!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

74 The path to Commie Utopia is littered with the Mass Graves of their most devout adherents.

One hundred million murdered and counting!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (2GVsD)

75 And she was back at it last night, this time asserting, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that ICE is a "white supremacy" "militia" which is now staffed almost entirely by... Proud Boys.
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I can *almost* appreciate her level of bone-stupid madness.

Almost.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (MABZ1)

76 The Overton Window has been yanked so hard to the left that Eric Adams looks like Milton Friedman.

Wild shit.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (5aZAZ)

77 They still are only about one step from the 'Your bones will pave the way to the Future!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

78 62 If there is a new Civil War I hope Timmy is the first POW. - ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I wouldn't be surprised. He'd probably wind up like my ancestor, dying of amoebic dysentery in a Union prison camp.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (2L+MU)

79 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

You betcha!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

80 Jefferies literally called for the death of Noam....On ice permanently ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (VE6XX)

81 The only solution now is to attract all the millionaires and billionaires fleeing Califzuela by imposing a 250% wealth tax on the net worth of every white person who's ever set foot or touched down in New Zimbabwe City!
Posted by: ShainS

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The usual course is to start confiscating assets. Buildings, businesses, etc. under the lie that the gov. will make greater returns and use that cash to fund their social programs.

They are always surprised by their "bad luck" when those assets have lower return than expected.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (qr+Fj)

82 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)


The best the average MN can do is 'passive-aggressive'

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (rbvCR)

83 Dem messaging today:
Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War
Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.
Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."

++++
:: checks calendar ::

Today is Thursday, and wouldn't you know it, it's a day that ends in "Y!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (MABZ1)

84 BARN IN THE YOU ESSE
BARN IN THE YOU ESSE

Posted by: sick, braying mule at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (UjdFS)

85 What will our roles be in the War with MN? Ace is a general?

I can bake cookies for the troops, I guess.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

Too damn cold in MN.. Can't we have the Civil War in Hawaii instead ?
Posted by: It's me donna at

You'll have to bring hotdish.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (MGB5H)

86 I was thinking English Patient.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (HCGKD)

Hah! Fuck. That's a good ref too.

Remains of the Day. There was just a lot of depressing but well made and acted films back then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

87 If The Split happens, Hawaii's going to demand their independence and go back to King Kamanawanlea or whatnot. It will be some hot blue-on-blue action.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

88 If Democrats seek the death of their enemies, then may they receive death in return.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)

89
Has Springsteen's Minneapolis song been released yet?

Where can we find it?

This outta be a hoot. Serious" issue songs almost always suck mightily.

Brucey, baby! This is why no one, but no one gave a fuck about your lame-ass bio movie.

Ooooh, "Lame-ass from Minneapolis"! there's your next """"hit"""".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (iJfKG)

90 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)
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Their Home Guards are already prepping the Jello molds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

91 58 I'm nonplused by the shit going down in NYC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (jtM2q)


NO MATH!

Posted by: Moron who doesn't know what some words mean at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (l0E4F)

92 Hawai'i would elect Maisy Hirono as Empress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

93 The path to Commie Utopia is littered with the Mass Graves of their most devout adherents.

One hundred million murdered and counting!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (2GVsD)

The true believers always get the mass graves.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)

94 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

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The Recent Untamponness

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (bJRuO)

95 76 The Overton Window has been yanked so hard to the left... - ballistic

Maybe Walz will be defenestrated from the Overton window.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (2L+MU)

96 If the heads of snakes are eliminated do they continue to bite?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (jYat7)

97 oh, no! where will they go now ?!
The Times (UK) :
"Britain to ban Iran’s Revolutionary Guards
The Home Office confirmed new legislation to proscribe the state actor after the EU labelled it a terrorist group amid a bloody crackdown"

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (g47mK)

98 Eric Adams made his name as a race hustler specializing in Jesse Jackson-style shakedowns. He sounds all reasonable and shit now, but F him.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (gtcuf)

99 24 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (0N4FZ)

Hehehe...the whining begins. Get out the popcorn.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (y171U)

100 Zohran, go for it. Tax the shit out of all those richy rich bastards. Pull up your big boy pants because You are the boss!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (0KSrI)

101 If the heads of snakes are eliminated do they continue to bite?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (jYat7)
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They sprout new heads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (MABZ1)

102 If The Split happens, Hawaii's going to demand their independence and go back to King Kamanawanlea or whatnot. It will be some hot blue-on-blue action.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

Hawaii would collapse in upon itself. Losss of military bases and they are too stupid to feed themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

103 >>Has Springsteen's Minneapolis song been released yet?


Good God...

the Music Forums have been discussing this. Those Threads read like the DU Transmissions Sock Posts.

The Left is Batshit Insane and so completely uninformed about everything they pretend to care about.

Also, Bruce Springsteen sucks the Balls of a Syphilitic Donkey. Guy has alaws been a hack musician.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (ZcsJV)

104 *runner, you silly! IRGC will now go to Turkey!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)

105 All the military bases are on Oahu.

We keep that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)

106


The message from Borg central went out.

It's very tightly coordinated.

Someone's bankrolling it...hmm, so soon after that WEF meeting and that idiot Newsom out there.

Wonder if there is anything to that.

They know whats at stake.

There was a video of a youtuber who went up to Krasner, he was biking and had a shitty punk band's t-shirt on and was just a nasty little piece of shit. Threatened the guy, big tough little man with no muscles. That guy is a serious scumbag. Has he done anything for Philly except rape it? No, he hasn't.

These cities are worse than anyone realizes, been saying it for years.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (och2J)

107 The Recent Untamponness
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (bJRuO)
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Rifle, one each. Magazines, 30 round, two each, Tampon, two each....

Posted by: Minnesota ARNG Combat Loudouts at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

108 Also, Bruce Springsteen sucks the Balls of a Syphilitic Donkey. Guy has alaws been a hack musician.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (ZcsJV)
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How did the donkey get syphilis?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MABZ1)

109 the military bases are on Oahu.

We keep that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at

Just have to evict all the Hawaiians

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MGB5H)

110 NYC wealth tax on the menu yet, Zohran?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (Hkcdp)

111 Walz doesn't seem to realize that South Carolina fired upon Fort Sumter. Go for it Tampon Timmy. Your wife might have a big O from the cordite smell

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (IDEQi)

112 Hawaii will just buy all the Spam in the world and live like kings

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (8jVAy)

113 The true believers always get the mass graves.

After a tour of the Gulags usually.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

114 runner, several flights left Iran for Moscow today. Not sure Turkey wants hamas and IRGC .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (0KSrI)

115 Casserole dish, one each, Jello mold, one each...

Posted by: Minnesota ARNG Combat Loadouts at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

116 112 Hawaii will just buy all the Spam in the world and live like kings
Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (8jVAy)


I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (l0E4F)

117
How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (hxCZf)

118 We keep the military bases. They can keep the macadamia farms.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (gtcuf)

119 "Lock them up and say, come and get them."

If only. I would eat my words, with relish.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

120
In the end, when the sun explodes or a giant space rock smacks Earth straight up, it's a comfort to know that the last posts here will be to compare the scenario to a bad Hollywood movie.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

121 How did the donkey get syphilis?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MABZ1)

I was bored. And drunk.

Posted by: Kamala at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

122 I think I'd prefer Weasel as General

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (+mUZM)

123 The Democrats have crossed the rubicon from punitive taxes on income to punitive taxes on wealth.

Simply seizing property is literally communism.

What's yours is now mine. Where will they stop?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

124 Werepoof? There poof. There asshole.

Posted by: Igor at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (r9uko)

125 How did the donkey get syphilis?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Achmed the goatfucker at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (+iotA)

126 NYC wealth tax on the menu yet, Zohran?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29

Zohran claimed he talked to a millionaire who said he would leave. And zohran said well it'll only be like 20k$ more for you, and the guy said oh that's not bad I won't leave.

Ya things that didn't have em for 1000 Alec.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (MGB5H)

127
You think it's expensive now? Wait till it's "Free".

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (IifOV)

128 "Sarge, where am I supposed to put all this gear? Cookware, boxes of tampons, what the hell?"

"Put it in the squad Winnebago, like everyone else, Private!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

129 it's a comfort to know that the last posts here will be to compare the scenario to a bad Hollywood movie.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

Well let's hope it's more Armageddon than Deep Impact!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)

130 They know who the funders of these movements are, they can freeze Soros and Union and NGO money.
Just do it and when the court release order comes, say it's from the wrong court or some other/any other bs, it does't matter.

The primary thing is, the bottom line is
"Just Say No"
_Nancy Reagan

Then go after foreign money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (jYat7)

131 several flights left Iran for Moscow today. Not sure Turkey wants hamas and IRGC .

==

Yeah, 2 billion people saw that...I think that was Moscow moving their staff from Busher...maybe..

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (g47mK)

132
Hawaii would collapse in upon itself. Losss of military bases and they are too stupid to feed themselves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


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Oh, China will gobble them up in a heartbeat.
Same with Canada -- without the USA, they are slave countries.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (qr+Fj)

133 >>How did the donkey get syphilis?


Working his way through College at San Diego State

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (ZcsJV)

134 US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026

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It's been estimated that Califzuela has an additional four U.S. House of Representative seats owing to illegal immigration -- which is more than the total U.S. House Reps of 13 U.S. States.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (bJRuO)

135 Well let's hope it's more Armageddon than Deep Impact!

You don't like ELE?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

136 Goodby Busher, we hardly knew you...

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (g47mK)

137 I think I'd prefer Weasel as General
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (+mUZM)

The daily fundamentals assemblies could get tedious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

138 Hawaii can go. The military bases stay. That should be non negotiable.

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (ZdhjE)

139 All those Japss and Chinese in Hawaii could probable rule the Polynesians in some kind of reasonable way. If we didn't need the coaling station, I'd be happy to let them have it. But we do, so I guess they'll all just have to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (BI5O2)

140 How did the donkey get syphilis?

Kamala was at a Tijuana donkey show?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)

141 Shorter Zohran: “Sh$t just got real!!!”

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (Hkcdp)

142 Hawaii stays.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (g47mK)

143 ''They want war. They will have it.""


It needs to happen. Every time a fucking democrat opens his mouth its tyranny. Its always about what they will do to citizens when they get power. Never what they'll do for the country, never what they'll do for the citizens. Its always what they will DO to the citizens, and who is going to pay. Its always about who gets targeted for their grand plans. Its always about who will fucking pay. They eventually will need to be destroyed, because they aren't going anywhere, and are getting more sinister by the day. The next time they get in power the biden administration will look like it was run by a den mother. make peace with it, because there will be war, or camps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (snZF9)

144
Eric Adams made his name as a race hustler specializing in Jesse Jackson-style shakedowns. He sounds all reasonable and shit now, but F him.
Posted by: Delurker

==============

Ever since Bloomberg, each NYC mayor accomplishes the unbelievable feat of making the preceding one look better in comparison.

Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (hxCZf)

145 Lizzy. Hahahahaha. Well done

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (0KSrI)

146 76 The Overton Window has been yanked so hard to the left that Eric Adams looks like Milton Friedman.

Wild shit.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (5aZAZ)

++++

LOL. It's crazy out there now.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (sGfxc)

147 They do not honor the law. They use our respect for the law to beat us like a dead horse. It's time to turn it on them. Lock them up and tell these dishonorable judges no.

When the dishonorable judges come back lock them up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (jYat7)

148
The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

__________

Bombardment with jello salad

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (tgvbd)

149 65 The only solution now is to attract all the millionaires and billionaires fleeing Califzuela by imposing a 250% wealth tax on the net worth of every white person who's ever set foot or touched down in New Zimbabwe City!
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (bJRuO)

Even Gov Newsom is shrewd enough to say he opposes a wealth tax.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (y171U)

150 And she was back at it last night, this time asserting, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that ICE is a "white supremacy" "militia" which is now staffed almost entirely by... Proud Boys.

Uh, 24% of ICE is Hispanic. 13% are Black. 2.6% Asian.

So, almost 40% of ICE Officers are apparently White Supremacy bigots, who are not White.

That right there is some A1 Prime Brain Washening!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (mP0Kj)

151 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Taylor Lorenz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

152 It's great to see so much national harmony!

What? Did I miss something?

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

153 Donkey got syphilus from the koala.
IYNYN

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (Hkcdp)

154 Ohhhhh, I wish I was in the land of tampons,
Grab your gun, don't leave the lamp on,
Look away, look away...

Nah, it just doesn't have the same juice as the original.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (2L+MU)

155 Hawaii stays.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (g47mK)

They get nothing.

Don't like it? Tough noogies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (dK+Kv)

156 It's not Fort Sumpter, it is Fort Retard.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (vOtXJ)

157 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

===

Me!

Posted by: NY subway rando rubbing against female passangers at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (g47mK)

158 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed
Mamdani?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What's this I hear about syphilitic donkeys?

Posted by: Sandy "Donkey Chompers" Cortez at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (+iotA)

159 >>It needs to happen.


Kill ALL the Utilitarians.

It's the only way.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (ZcsJV)

160 You don't like ELE?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

Deep Impact was an odd movie. Odd tone. Depressing as hell when it should have been triumphant or grimly satisfied or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

161 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January

She's, like, totally too young, ya know.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 07:01 PM (MGB5H)

162 Soros DA Larry Krasner to ICE: "If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades... we will find your identities!"

Does this retard know that he is threatening professional sheep dogs who voluntarily devote their lives to controlled violence?

And what piss stinking soi-boy whose total understanding of violence is Jackie Chan films and Call of Duty FPS games is going to "hunt down" men with many years of daily real world practice?

If anyone watches the average retard with impulse control problems chimp out and throw haymakers from the shittiest possible fighting stance and sheep-on-ice footwork against someone who is trained in CQB we all know how this ends up.

"hunting down" also requires well developed skills not something read during a drunken stupor from a PDF read on a iPhone.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:01 PM (a4flb)

163 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (hxCZf)

One Hint: Break a deal, face the WHEEL!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (vOtXJ)

164
Her Majesty will be at Westminster on Monday. Now I'll have to pay NYC taxes for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (tgvbd)

165 How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (hxCZf)
++++
Just a guess, but probably the combination of a budget line-item to contribute to them and not tapping them.

But that's doesn't mean anything is *healthy.*

Per the city Comptroller, total debt was:
FY2021Q2: $37,593,340,000
FY2025Q4: $46,720,936,500

+$9.1 billion in debt in four years. Not rosy, "emergency funds" notwithstanding.

And yeah, that's five and a half grand per New York resident, regardless of age.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (MABZ1)

166 That's not what it's about. It's NEVER what's it's about. Punishment is administered through the judicial system. The right of a law enforcement officer to use deadly force in self-defense or defense of others is about the rights of the officer, his colleagues, and nearby civilians as

The police (not a five word description, the police) ARE civilians.

“(King George the threeth) has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.” - TJ

The TX Declaration of Independence makes a similar complaint about the Mexican government.

It’s important.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (92WOr)

167 If you think Deep Impact is depressing, watch On the Beach.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (2GVsD)

168 >Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (hxCZf)

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Vlad Lenin's Embalmed Corpse at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (GTqXr)

169 @144 Blonde Morticia , the NYC Public Advocate is next in line. He's Jumanne Williams, who's an even dummer version of Mamdani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:03 PM (IDEQi)

170 One Hint: Break a deal, face the WHEEL!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM


We don't need another hero.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

171 Millions of you will die for the cause, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:03 PM (vOtXJ)

172 They always run out of other peoples' money, but #twoweeks is a record, I believe.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (g47mK)

173 I hope Tim Walz is right.

I would be delighted if Minnesota left for Canada. Take Wisconsin with you. And Maine. And everything North and East of the DC - Philly - NYC line.

Who will miss Boston ? I won't. Bye.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (GvwA4)

174 ''They want war. They will have it.""


It needs to happen. Every time a fucking democrat opens his mouth its tyranny. Its always about what they will do to citizens when they get power. Never what they'll do for the country, never what they'll do for the citizens. Its always what they will DO to the citizens, and who is going to pay. Its always about who gets targeted for their grand plans. Its always about who will fucking pay. They eventually will need to be destroyed, because they aren't going anywhere, and are getting more sinister by the day. The next time they get in power the biden administration will look like it was run by a den mother. make peace with it, because there will be war, or camps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (snZF9)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

175 Barring a miracle, the shit is going to hit the fan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (2pORR)

176 Millions of you will die for the cause, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at

I didn't know Gus Fring was a commenter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (MGB5H)

177 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Dr. Zaius †



† Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith in the movie "Planet of the Apes".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (a4flb)

178 The Turtles "I'm Chief Kamanawanalea (We're The Royal Macadamia Nuts)":

https://tinyurl.com/3jvj97sv

That riff was sampled by Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock for their smash hit "It Takes Two."

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (gtcuf)

179 Just for fun, Kurt Russell should run for NYC mayor next time...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (l0E4F)

180 The funny thing about people who brag about hunting others down, they rarely do the hunting. In fact, they sit in soft chairs, in offices with big desks.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (vOtXJ)

181 In other news

Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail

He failed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

182
Out of the ruins, out from the wreckage
Can't make the same mistake this time
We are the children, the last generation
We are the ones they left behind

And I wonder when we are ever gonna change, change
Living under the fear 'til nothing else remains

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond
The Thunderdome

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (jc0TO)

183 ... "hunting down" also requires well developed skills not something read during a drunken stupor from a PDF read on a iPhone.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:01 PM (a4flb)
++++
He isn't go to do it.

He's just going to quietly make it known to his Antifa pals that there will be no consequences whatsoever when enemies turn up dead. He'll just wink at and nudge his street warrior and let them get down to business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (MABZ1)

184 How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?

He expected to have a lot more time to shift it into untraceable accounts?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (EXyHK)

185 Well that didn't take lkng to run out of other people's money
Maybe a new record for Marxism

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)

186 I read today with all the freedom in NYC, Mayor Mandingo let 10 homeless tent people freeze to death. I guess that was part of his plan.

The Moron Brigade will be the first call for MN, I'm sure. Ben Had should be in charge.

I think y'all could take care of the protesters and be done by cocktail hour.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)

187 153 Donkey got syphilus from the koala.
IYNYN
Posted by: Lizzy

--------------
I don't know, and I don't want to know.

I am curious why it is not IYKYK? Or am I misreading the acronym.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (qr+Fj)

188 184 How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?

A lack of Quality Learing Centers?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (l0E4F)

189 US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026

Tough to remove 50 million illegals -321k at a time. Let's keep working on it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (wwowQ)

190 How did the donkey get syphilis?

Where is Curious George?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

191 >>> Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)


Too old. New York City places a limit as: ".. and the Mayor shall be no older than twice the verified age of the oldist tree in Queens.." Records currently have the oldist tree as 350 years, so x2 that's 700 and Taylor is going upwards of 800 so she's out.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)

192 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (IDEQi)

193 It needs to happen. Every time a fucking democrat opens his mouth its tyranny. Its always about what they will do to citizens when they get power. Never what they'll do for the country, never what they'll do for the citizens. Its always what they will DO to the citizens, and who is going to pay. Its always about who gets targeted for their grand plans. Its always about who will fucking pay. They eventually will need to be destroyed, because they aren't going anywhere, and are getting more sinister by the day. The next time they get in power the biden administration will look like it was run by a den mother. make peace with it, because there will be war, or camps.


This is the Horde's version of the "Always Be Closing" speech in Glengary Glen Ross

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (a4flb)

194 Oh wait, are you referring to the copypasta about koala's having chlamydia due to rape culture and smooth brains?
maybe I do know.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (qr+Fj)

195 He's just going to quietly make it known to his Antifa pals that there will be no consequences whatsoever
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Not "going to". He just did.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (+iotA)

196 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (MABZ1)

197 read today with all the freedom in NYC, Mayor Mandingo let 10 homeless tent people freeze to death. I guess that was part of his plan.

The Moron Brigade will be the first call for MN, I'm sure. Ben Had should be in charge.

I think y'all could take care of the protesters and be done by cocktail hour.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)

Elitist marxist poseur! He has a big mansion, he should have shared it with poor unfortunates freezing in the tents !

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (g47mK)

198 This is what "lowering the temperature" looks like?!

For the leftists "Lowering the temperature" means "Capitulate to our demands" in the same way "Our Democracy" means "Our Hegemony"

Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (GKyrs)

199 If Minnesota wants to leave the union, let them.
One less problem the country has to fool with.
But we still demand our 9 billion dollars back.
Next up, California.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (E7+ue)

200 Too old. New York City places a limit as: ".. and the Mayor shall be no older than twice the verified age of the oldist tree in Queens.." Records currently have the oldist tree as 350 years, so x2 that's 700 and Taylor is going upwards of 800 so she's out.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)
++++
LOL

Every time I think Lorenz can't get any older, the Horde finds a way!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (MABZ1)

201 I guess we ought to start referring to Lutefisk as Confederate cod.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (2L+MU)

202 How about we deport Door Dash drivers who get hopelessly lost? That’ll solve two problems, no?

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (GbONR)

203 No, Somalis leave, Minnesota stays.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK)

204
If Minnesota wants to leave the union, let them.
One less problem the country has to fool with.
But we still demand our 9 billion dollars back.
Next up, California.
Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM


Worst limerick ever.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

205 A lack of Quality Learing Centers?

Quick, learing, quality. Choose any two.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (EXyHK)

206 Holdover regulation from the old Gentlemen's Anti-vampire Voting Leagues - GAVL

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

207 Not "going to". He just did.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (+iotA)
++++
Not exactly. He said he would take all kinds of phony-baloney prosecutorial actions against them as soon as he can.

Whether he has already told the goons to go out and start killing with impunity, I don't know. He may have. That part won't be broadcast, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:10 PM (MABZ1)

208 Years ago a guy got arrested for sodomizing a horse. Later the horse owner called the cops because she thought the guy was doing it again. When asked how she knew she responded "my horse showed signs of infection"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:10 PM (IDEQi)

209 Worst limerick ever.

===

Haiku ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (g47mK)

210 "Sweetie, relax you'll do fine. Just remember, Mother loves Wizard of Oz. Daddy is in finance.

And don't mention you left a Marxist $8 billion. It's not the flex you think it is. ...aww you're so CUTE when you pout!"

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (ciYHQ)

211 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (MABZ1)

I think she needs a looong hit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (snZF9)

212 >192 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (IDEQi)

It's more compassionate to let people with addiction and mental problems live on the street rather and freeze to death rather than place them in an institution where they might be able to get some help.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (GTqXr)

213 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (MABZ1)

I'd disappoint her so quickly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (dK+Kv)

214 Feed the homeless to the hungry.

Posted by: Fritz Hollings at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

215 199 If Minnesota wants to leave the union, let them.
One less problem the country has to fool with.
But we still demand our 9 billion dollars back.
Next up, California.
Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (E7+ue)

Revert them to territory status and only read it when they have come correct.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (92WOr)

216 Temu Obama is a sick whack-job who should just resign.

------------

Who was it that called "Hakeem the Scream" Dollar-Store Obama?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (bJRuO)

217 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem.

So honestly. How many here just assume that "Uncle Sugar" will come in with food and water and heat and everything else ?

This is not a small question. I've seen Boomers and Gen Z and everything in between just assume everything will be taken care of by the land of Milk and Plenty.

Part of the problem ... and on this I do not ask because I know ... is the huge amount of people that feel no personal consequences for their actions. Includes some here. Those that have never felt personal danger.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (GvwA4)

218 Readmit, damn autocucumber

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (92WOr)

219 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Both states are too important.

Minnesota has iron ore, good farmland and lake shipping.
California has major ports, gigantic quantities of agriculture.
Both have a lot of industry.

I am in favor of punitive measures against both, like maybe "military occupation and a special 10% income tax until every stolen penny is repaid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

220 It's more compassionate to let people with addiction and mental problems live on the street rather and freeze to death rather than place them in an institution where they might be able to get some help.

===

Gracie Mansion!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (g47mK)

221 She thinks.
Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (gtcuf)

With what, pray tell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (8zz6B)

222 I'm not saying Taylor Lorenz is old, but when she steps out of a museum, the alarm goes off.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)

223 I'm not saying Taylor Lorenz is old, but when she steps out of a museum, the alarm goes off.
Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)
++++
:: applause ::

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (MABZ1)

224 "Is this Fort Sumter?"
---------------
We remind people all the time that Democrats are the party that started the first Civil war, the party of plantation thinkers who think enslaving others is perfectly A-OK, but how often do you see a frickkng Democrat say it out loud? This retard just compared himself to insurrectionist politicians from 1861!! Can you believe this idiot was their nominee for Vice President of the United States?

This is jaw dropping.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (k+wO+)

225 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Both states are too important.

Minnesota has iron ore, good farmland and lake shipping.
California has major ports, gigantic quantities of agriculture.
Both have a lot of industry.

I am in favor of punitive measures against both, like maybe "military occupation and a special 10% income tax until every stolen penny is repaid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

Resurrect reconstruction era controls, especially on voting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

226 In before the federal death squads murder more innocent, mostly peaceful protestors?

Damn it!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 07:14 PM (oT7pT)

227 217 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem.

So honestly. How many here just assume that "Uncle Sugar" will come in with food and water and heat and everything else ?

This is not a small question. I've seen Boomers and Gen Z and everything in between just assume everything will be taken care of by the land of Milk and Plenty.

Part of the problem ... and on this I do not ask because I know ... is the huge amount of people that feel no personal consequences for their actions. Includes some here. Those that have never felt personal danger.
Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (GvwA4)

There was some YT commenter who exploded with rage even now because Senator Cruz went to Cancun during the deep freeze of 2021. Never mind that the TX grid has nothing to do with the federal government and Cruz could do nothing.

I pointed this out and dude flipped out.

I wonder if he was calling Cruz’s office in a panic a week ago because he is just that helpless.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (92WOr)

228 I'd disappoint her so quickly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Don't feel bad. The wristband indicates she's been drinking, so she won't remember.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (ftFVW)

229 What's funny is that NYC is a case study in what happens when you import a new population - they control the election and vote in socialism

And Venezuela is a case study in where that all leads

And Lebanon is a case study in what happens when muslims achieve majority.

There are no majority muslim countries that are developed, safe, and have equality. There are no socialist countries that are not tyrannies, There are no massive immigrant populations that don't destroy the country.

I feel like MAGA is the adult telling the kid not to jump into the fire because it is too stupid to have self preservation, but we are losing the battle.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (qr+Fj)

230 Taylor Lorenz is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

She's so old that when she was a kid the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (TN0g+)

231 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)


Then get off your couch, go up there, and make 'em.

Instead of sitting on your ass, cheering like its a football game, and insisting somebody else does it.

You want to lay the law down ? I'll buy the train ticket.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (GvwA4)

232
Look, Trump is the cause of all this disorder. If he just quits now for the good of the country, everything will return to normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (tgvbd)

233
Taylor Lorenz tried to seduce a teenage Vic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (tgvbd)

234 The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (l0E4F)

235 Minneapolis is the Mogadishu of Muhangas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (bJRuO)

236 For a long time, I was worried about civil war. The parallels with Spain were uncanny. I even had a timeframe: July 2024. I said that should Trump open a 5 point gap over Biden, they'd kill him, and that would get the show rolling.

But that didn't happen, and the correlation of forces make any kind of open hostilities impossible for the left. They are incapable of organizing large scale volunteer units and the National Guard will not mutiny against the federal government.

What remains is an insurgency, but even there the mismatch in resources is massive. Minnesota was the perfect test run to show how the feds could be sent packing and with less than a brigade equivalent, the feds are winning. Antifa simply cannot keep sustaining KIAs and expecting its troops to hang in there. These are theater kids who think they don't carry live ammo, and now they know otherwise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

237 I wouldn't mind trading Canada- Alberta for Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

238 196 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The old "Squeeze the knockers" trick.

That girl knows how to pose.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (Y8DZL)

239 >I wonder if he was calling Cruz’s office in a panic a week ago because he is just that helpless.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (92WOr)

Civics has not been taught in public schools in a generation. I'd hazard most people under 50 have no idea how the federal gov works, let alone state govs, and public utility commissions.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (GTqXr)

240 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

Then get off your couch, go up there, and make 'em.

Instead of sitting on your ass, cheering like its a football game, and insisting somebody else does it.

You want to lay the law down ? I'll buy the train ticket.
-----

What are you wound up about? There's no path to secession and they can't leave. Nobody has to "do" anything in that regard.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

241 And Lebanon is a case study in what happens when muslims achieve majority.

There are no majority muslim countries that are developed, safe, and have equality. There are no socialist countries that are not tyrannies, There are no massive immigrant populations that don't destroy the country.

I feel like MAGA is the adult telling the kid not to jump into the fire because it is too stupid to have self preservation, but we are losing the battle.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (qr+Fj)

Turkey was a good example until Erdogan.

As for your last paragraph, defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us. (H/t, RWP)

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (92WOr)

242 I am in favor of punitive measures against both, like maybe "military occupation and a special 10% income tax until every stolen penny is repaid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


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Make them a non-state possession. No federal bennies at all. (that would mean SSI and Medicare too.) Let them operate on an autonomous budget and see how long they survive. Feds only defend borders and those "enumerated" dealios.

(Ideally, we could do this to every state...)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (qr+Fj)

243 We remind people all the time that Democrats are the party that started the first Civil war, the party of plantation thinkers who think enslaving others is perfectly A-OK, but how often do you see a frickkng Democrat say it out loud?

And I remind people constantly that when a President says "I'll mobilize my troops against your will" that was Lincoln. And then Ike.

Would you feel better if Obama had ordered the National Guard to escort a tranny boy into the girls bathroom ?

Honestly. Many of you just don't think.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (GvwA4)

244 When Eric Adams sounds like Milton Friedman, you know the Donks have a communist problem.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

245 I, for one, am shocked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

246 In the end, when the sun explodes or a giant space rock smacks Earth straight up, it's a comfort to know that the last posts here will be to compare the scenario to a bad Hollywood movie.

"But the day of the Lord will come like a thief; when it comes, the heavens will disappear with a horrific noise, and the celestial bodies will melt away in a blaze, and the earth and every deed done on it will be laid bare."
- 2 Peter 3:10-11

That reads more like the solar system being sucked into a black hole.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (a4flb)

247 Taylor Lorenz tried to seduce a teenage Vic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Graduate style.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (ftFVW)

248 And Lebanon is a case study in what happens when muslims achieve majority.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (qr+Fj)
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Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

249 I'd disappoint her so quickly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Don't feel bad. The wristband indicates she's been drinking, so she won't remember.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (ftFVW)

The beer bucket next to her was a clue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (snZF9)

250 Civics has not been taught in public schools in a generation. I'd hazard most people under 50 have no idea how the federal gov works, let alone state govs, and public utility commissions.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (GTqXr)

Indeed. In my government class, they did teach us what a unitary government is and what a federal government is and which one this country has, and the implications thereof.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (92WOr)

251 Antifa simply cannot keep sustaining KIAs and expecting its troops to hang in there. - A.H. Lloyd

Shhh! Don't tell them!

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (2L+MU)

252 What are you wound up about? There's no path to secession and they can't leave.

And there it is. Nobody can leave this suicide pact.

No wonder they rattle their chains in the streets. Its not like we can just let them leave. That's not an option apparently.

So they have to extend their rule over us. Per you.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (GvwA4)

253 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

Except his last visit to France ! HA!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (g47mK)

254 I can't wait to experience the tremendous artistry from maestro Bruce Springsteen as he captures the zeitgeist from the MN battle lines.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (oT7pT)

255 Taylor Lorenz is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (TN0g+)

256 I, for one, am shocked.

Those were Ted Bundy's last words.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (gtcuf)

257 What are you wound up about? There's no path to secession and they can't leave. Nobody has to "do" anything in that regard.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)
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Correct. The Union army in 1860 had 16,000 troops. Things are a bit different today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s)

258 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
++++
Not Stockholm!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (MABZ1)

259 Corn and soybeans are Minnesota’s top agricultural commodities by value, with corn for grain and soybeans leading in both production and revenue. In 2024, corn for grain generated over $5.85 billion in value, while soybeans contributed $3.29 billion. Hogs rank as the third most valuable commodity, with a production value exceeding $2.7 billion. Other major commodities include dairy products, cattle and calves, potatoes, sugar beets, wheat, oats, and turkeys.

Minnesota is a national leader in several crops: it is the top producer of sugar beets, green peas for processing, and farm-raised turkeys. The state also ranks highly in corn and soybean production, and is a major hub for livestock, particularly hogs and dairy.

In addition to agriculture, iron ore is a key mineral commodity, with Minnesota leading the U.S. in production. The state’s agricultural exports are substantial—$9.2 billion in 2021, with soybeans, corn, pork, and feed products among the top exports. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (jc0TO)

260 The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (l0E4F)

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"Everything within The Revolution, nothing outside The Revolution, nothing against The Revolution -- comrades!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (CegSp)

261 I hope Tim Walz is right.

I would be delighted if Minnesota left for Canada.


It would make a good poison-pill strategy for Canada, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (wwowQ)

262 Except his last visit to France ! HA!
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (g47mK)
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*Looks at France*
Are you sure about that?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

263 236 For a long time, I was worried about civil war. The parallels with Spain were uncanny. I even had a timeframe: July 2024. I said that should Trump open a 5 point gap over Biden, they'd kill him, and that would get the show rolling.

But that didn't happen, and the correlation of forces make any kind of open hostilities impossible for the left. They are incapable of organizing large scale volunteer units and the National Guard will not mutiny against the federal government.

What remains is an insurgency, but even there the mismatch in resources is massive. Minnesota was the perfect test run to show how the feds could be sent packing and with less than a brigade equivalent, the feds are winning. Antifa simply cannot keep sustaining KIAs and expecting its troops to hang in there. These are theater kids who think they don't carry live ammo, and now they know otherwise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

Came real close though. By maybe a tenth of an inch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (92WOr)

264 The beer bucket next to her was a clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hahahaha apparently even I didn't let my eyes veer that far from her ample bosom.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (ftFVW)

265 Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (GvwA4)

You're a dope.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (KDPiq)

266 Some shit's afoot in Iran today. Reports say an unannounced departure of their Air Force One is enroute to Moscow. And the size of our naval firepower and air assets stationed in the waters adjacent is unprescedented.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (KiBMU)

267 @219. Don't want to force them to stay. It's like the 15 year old that wants to leave home. Let them go and see what the real world is like.
Important? We will manage to get along without them. They are more trouble than what they are worth.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (E7+ue)

268 Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (jc0TO)

269 Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail
Posted by: Anna Puma

Is there some game show we don't know about?

RUIN!
MY!
LIFE!

Welcome our next contestant, FEN!

(dun-da-dun dun-dun-dun dun-da-dun)

Don't be shy, spin that wheel!

(click-click-click-click-click .click..click...click....click)

PUNK A SECRET SERVICE AGENT

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (ciYHQ)

270 Taylor Lorenz is so old that when she was born the dead sea was only sick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (snZF9)

271 War, whether people like it or not is what has started. No nuancing this away.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (pDt9x)

272 >261 I hope Tim Walz is right.

I would be delighted if Minnesota left for Canada.

It would make a good poison-pill strategy for Canada, too.
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (wwowQ)

Can we trade Minnesoda for Alberta and a province to be named later?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (GTqXr)

273
Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd)

274 Heavy Meta, putting together a group right now to do a Civics 101 course.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 07:25 PM (0KSrI)

275 If The Split happens, Hawaii's going to demand their independence and go back to King Kamanawanlea or whatnot. It will be some hot blue-on-blue action.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

The Kilauaea lava lake will be needed for a Democrat Disposal Site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (8zz6B)

276 You're a dope.

Well ... that kind of Tour De' Force missive is hard to debate. You nailed it, I guess. Milton Friedman would be hard pressed to counter.

I'm a dope. Well played.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (GvwA4)

277 Came real close though. By maybe a tenth of an inch.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (92WOr)
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Yes, it was miraculous, which is why I find black-pilling stupid and offensive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)

278 The beer bucket next to her was a clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hahahaha apparently even I didn't let my eyes veer that far from her ample bosom.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (ftFVW)

Don't feel bad. I didn't notice it until I looked again after you said she had a wrist band. That bright yellow thing I didn't see the first time because, well....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (snZF9)

279 Heavy Meta, putting together a group right now to do a Civics 101 course.
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Take a ride...ride..ride...ride...

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (TN0g+)

280 Our grandson is a high school freshman and is in a civics course, and he texted me that the woke teacher plays NPR segments for them every day, claiming it's centrist and true.

I told him to request equal time for Hillsdale's online course in the constitution.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (KiBMU)

281 273
Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd

They will suffer some effects of the insurrection though.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (pDt9x)

282 I hate f’ing election years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM


Well, you could try bringing me flowers sometimes, maybe take me out to a nice restaurant, ... would that be so hard?

Posted by: F'ing Election Year at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

283 Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (GvwA4)

I don't debate retards.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (KDPiq)

284 >PUNK A SECRET SERVICE AGENT
Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (ciYHQ)

Welcome to YOU...RUIN...YOUR...LIFE!

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (GTqXr)

285 "Walz positioning himself as the governor of the rebels seceding from the U.S. for an unjust cause is a little too on the nose."
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All that tells me is that Walz is up to his eyeballs in shenanigans and he knows "they" know he knows it.

No elected official in my memory has ever said anything about secession from the US, at least since the George Wallace days (and I think his rhetoric was much more understated than Walz's). It's stupid talk on Walz's part.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

286 Bruce Shitstain's thinking, dammit, now I have to come up with a Minnesota song to keep up appearances. Minnesota...Minnesota...that's where in flyover country, again? Is that the one with all the cornfields?

Fuck it, I'll just keep mentioning New Jersey and hollering "wah-wah-wah" a lot.

C'mon Wendy. I'm from Jersey, baby! Strap your ass 'cross my engines, Wendy. We're from Jersey and we're going to Minnesota, where the deer and the antelope play or some shit. Wah-wah-wah!

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (gtcuf)

287 Grant permitted Lee's defeated troops to keep their rifles and horses. I wonder if Homan will permit the Minnesota rebels to keep their pepper spray and Porches.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2L+MU)

288 It's more compassionate to let people with addiction and mental problems live on the street rather and freeze to death rather than place them in an institution where they might be able to get some help.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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It's a combination of the "compassionate" and the cheap that got us to where we are. The ones who claim that institutions are cruel joined with those who claim that institutions are too expensive to empty, then destroy, facilities that house, involuntarily, people with mental.issues. It's not just the left, it's the "fiscally conservative".
Incidentally, from accounts by those who almost went that way, once you get past the shivering state, freezing is a fairly calm and painless way to go. But, if found and hospitalized, recovery from that state is neither.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (qfI/e)

289 I told him to request equal time for Hillsdale's online course in the constitution.

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Good move!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (g47mK)

290 Yes, it was miraculous, which is why I find black-pilling stupid and offensive.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I agree.

On another topic, you have to be watching China's current events with bemusement. Competence versus demanding absolute loyalty to Xi makes a helluva mess of armed forces when they are supposed to be reading in a year to invade Taiwan.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2swu2)

291 Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd)
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Correct, and its not even all of Minneapolis.

It is a psyop designed to break Trump's approval numbers and it is failing and it will fail more the crazier they get.

What will happen is that rioters getting shot will become "turn the page" stories, and people will tune it out. Trump will talk about Greenland, or California, and Minnesota will disappear from the headlines.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)

292 Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.

Nothing exists in a vacuum. This IS a Minnesota Problem. And a Wisconsin Problem. And a Chicago Problem.

But not a Southern Illinois Problem. Nor a Michigan Problem. Michigan, other than Detriot, is interesting.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:29 PM (GvwA4)

293 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

It feels like someone sent out a message to go after her suddenly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:29 PM (qr+Fj)

294 For a long time, I was worried about civil war. The parallels with Spain were uncanny. ...

But that didn't happen, and the correlation of forces make any kind of open hostilities impossible for the left. They are incapable of organizing large scale volunteer units and the National Guard will not mutiny against the federal government.

What remains is an insurgency, but even there the mismatch in resources is massive. Minnesota was the perfect test run to show how the feds could be sent packing and with less than a brigade equivalent, the feds are winning. ...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)


Also, since the Commie-led states are mostly on the coasts, Minnesota is isolated. They're essentially operating on exterior lines, while the Feds are operating on interior lines and can move back-and-forth quickly.

I have wondered about Pres. Trump declaring Minnesota to be in a state of insurrection and then just send a General with some big balls to walk into Walz's office and tell him that he's under arrest.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (pJWtt)

295 "Walz positioning himself as the governor of the rebels seceding from the U.S. for an unjust cause is a little too on the nose."

He's got the tampon nosering brigade behind him. Be very afraid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (dK+Kv)

296 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

You know when you are over the target ....

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (a4flb)

297 If only we can find a common ground, a reasonable compromise, lol.

I used to say, years ago:
The Dems are demanding we be clasped with iron shackles.
We don't want any shackles.
The Republican open with a counter of "how about velvet-lined shackles?"
And compromise on burlap-lined shackles.
And get angry at us for not agreeing because that's better than bare cold-iron shackles.

WE NEVER WANTED ANY SHACKLES!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (HXT0k)

298 I don't debate retards.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (KDPiq)


Nor did I ask. So do your thing. I really don't care.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (GvwA4)

299 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

It feels like someone sent out a message to go after her suddenly.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus

Her "heated political rhetoric" over the weekend.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (MGB5H)

300 273
Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd

They will suffer some effects of the insurrection though.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (pDt9x)
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Yeah, if the balloons go up, there will be traffic backups around the MN ANG recruiting stations.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (rj6Yv)

301 >274 Heavy Meta, putting together a group right now to do a Civics 101 course.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 07:25 PM (0KSrI)

Sorely needed. I taught both of my Mini Metas the foundation and structure of the fed gov, Federalism, etc. Their middle and high school 'social studies' classes were retarded and lacking, but mostly retarded.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (GTqXr)

302 Make them a non-state possession. No federal bennies at all. (that would mean SSI and Medicare too.) Let them operate on an autonomous budget and see how long they survive.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

The Partridge Family Never-ending Tour is available

(Dr Evil cackle, pinkie to mouth)

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (ciYHQ)

303 286 Bruce Shitstain's thinking, dammit, now I have to come up with a Minnesota song to keep up appearances. Minnesota...Minnesota...that's where in flyover country, again? Is that the one with all the cornfields?

Fuck it, I'll just keep mentioning New Jersey and hollering "wah-wah-wah" a lot.

C'mon Wendy. I'm from Jersey, baby! Strap your ass 'cross my engines, Wendy. We're from Jersey and we're going to Minnesota, where the deer and the antelope play or some shit. Wah-wah-wah!
Posted by: Delurker
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He is at the age of requiring a personal nurse in case he breaks a hip or something.

His audience other than nostalgia is gone and his importance to today's society is about as much as Killary Klinton.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (2swu2)

304 Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM


The webz tell me that Minneapolis population is about half a million but that the metro area is close to 4 million, out of a total population of around 5.8 million for the state.

So Minnesota has the New York City problem.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (jc0TO)

305 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

306 The civil war scenario is a but funny. While there are a lot of Dems, they're pretty incompetent and wouldn't last long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (IDEQi)

307 THAT MEANS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

308 On another topic, you have to be watching China's current events with bemusement. Competence versus demanding absolute loyalty to Xi makes a helluva mess of armed forces when they are supposed to be reading in a year to invade Taiwan.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2swu2)
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I held forth on Tuesday night at great length. I'm following closely, and I agree that gutting the CMC is a crazy move if Taiwan is still something they want to do. The point of the CMC is to provide a single command node but under divided control. Now Xi has to personally direct all movements.

It's stupid, inefficient, and it makes the other generals nervous.

I did see that Taiwan is now doing large-scale anti-invasion drills with US advisors helping them use new equipment like HIMARS. They're looking at a phased invasion and are registering their rocket artillery (so to speak) on stepping stone islands China could use as staging areas.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:32 PM (ZOv7s)

309 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
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Not Stockholm!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (MABZ1)

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Nor The Vatican!

/I remember a newspaper editorial cartoon back in '82 when Arafat first met with Pope John Paul II (ugh, the first of seven times) mocking a famous photo of them first greeting each other [ https://is.gd/KTMn0C ] with the caption having Arafat saying "I too am a man of the collar."

Upon closer inspection, you see around Arafat's neck a "Hartz 2-in-1 flea & tick dog collar."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (CegSp)

310 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

Remember when Mayorkas was impeached by the House and the Senate refused their Constitutional duties to try the case?

The sedition and in some cases treason of Mayorkas somehow never rose to the level of impeachment or actual justice.

Yet Noem, who has no crime or infraction named against her is somehow worthy of lynching.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (a4flb)

311 I don't debate retards.

I DID!

Posted by: JD Vance at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (gtcuf)

312 “Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.”

They are revolting however.

I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (jt/rW)

313 I knew Colbert thought the NAZIs were the good guys. His kinky vaccine dance is what sealed his love for NAZIism.

Posted by: wferrin at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (zH/g7)

314 Grant permitted Lee's defeated troops to keep their rifles and horses. I wonder if Homan will permit the Minnesota rebels to keep their pepper spray and Porches.
Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2L+MU)
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What ... what about the whistles?

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

315 Cafe is up!

Posted by: Nazdar at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

316 299 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

It feels like someone sent out a message to go after her suddenly.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus

Her "heated political rhetoric" over the weekend.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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The uniparty doesn't want its cheap labor and fraudulent voters deported. That means easy wins and easy money is gone for them probably for generations. And they just might have to forget that second chalet in Switzerland, that ranch in NZ, and piling on millions more in grift.

We haven't seen voter responsive politicians other than Trump in so long that the uniparty fears we will want all of them to do the jobs they are being paid for by taxpayers, not the grift they get from donors and fraud.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (2swu2)

317 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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This is true, but he was not in every muslim majority country as they all went to shit (except, as pointed out above, Turkey for a few years between genocides, and Tucker's favorite - Uzbekistan) as soon as they got a majority.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:35 PM (qr+Fj)

318 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

Because she's the face of deporting them.

You folks ... you honestly wear me out. The mentality is that once you get here, you're here. That's how its worked my entire life.

Not anywhere else in the world. So now people are being sent back home. Just like everywhere else on the planet. That's it.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:35 PM (GvwA4)

319 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (IDEQi)

Especially since they homeless by choice, or by virtue of being incorrigible shits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:37 PM (8zz6B)

320 No elected official in my memory has ever said anything about secession from the US, at least since the George Wallace days (and I think his rhetoric was much more understated than Walz's). It's stupid talk on Walz's part.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)


Walz is both stupid and will be blamed for over 9 Billion dollars in fraud that he oversaw. He may be responsible for political killings, and is liable for Covid fund theft and most likely neglect deaths of Medicare and Medicaid patients due to failure to provide funds.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 07:37 PM (rbvCR)

321 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

The want their first scalp in the Trump administration.

Once Noem is gone, then Bondi, then Gabbard ....

Posted by: old chick at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (F3Dlr)

322 Our poor are poor but we need more poor.
Our illiterate are illiterate but we need more illiterate.
Our sick are sick but we need more sick.
Our unemployed are unemployed but we need more unemployed.
Our criminals are criminals but we need more criminals.

I see a trend here. It appears that the only way to fix a problem is to create more problems.

Cloward Piven works when you go down to the local elementary school.
Cloward Piven works when you go down to the precinct.
Cloward Piven FAILS when 8 million people in a city ask for services that maybe 2 million can pay for.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (gbOdA)

323
Some blue states populations theoretically pay out more to the Federal government in taxes than the money they get back with revenue sharing.

Their big problem is thinking that they can run up a massive debt that compounds while their tax base evacuates.

The frauds uncovered this year hold the possibility that a lot of funds from Washington get stopped. Even if temporarily, this hurts them fuckers.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 07:39 PM (Y8DZL)

324 Yet Noem, who has no crime or infraction named against her is somehow worthy of lynching.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (a4flb)


I predict that the Democrats will be just as successful in removing Sec. Kristi Noem as they were in removing Sec. of War Hegseth.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 07:39 PM (pJWtt)

325 Our poor are poor but we need more poor.

The Tell was back in the 80s. There used to be a time when the Democrats opposed Immigration like a Catholic opposed a Rubber.

And then Reagan. And then the DNC flipped, in many ways. And the first Million Amnesty thanks to Ronnie. And then NAFTA - which got floor opposition by a majority of Dems. But a few key players went along.

Because the DNC enjoyed some Failure Theatre as well.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (GvwA4)

326 I wouldn't mind trading Canada- Alberta for Minnesota
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

As an Albertan, that would suit me fine. I will even forgo have a vote. Just make me a legal resident.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:48 PM (8zz6B)

327 181 In other news

Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail

He failed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

Oh, tell me he did the Supernatural thing with the fake badge:

Yes, I'm special Agent Yankovic. Need to leave with a prisoner. We have just 48 hours to track the REAL killer.

Posted by: Nelly at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (7gpcF)

328 Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail

Yeah. But this is a thing.

Republic is gone, Boomers. Nationalism ain't a thing. And yes, Gen Z will let you cook, or die, and they'll vote to confiscate your Social Security as well as your property.

Pay Attention.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (GvwA4)

329 Thing is Eric Adams left him with an $8 billion budget reserve, but his ideas cost $80 billion, hence there is a severe financial crisis. It's not his ideas that are a problem you see.

Kock tried but presided over managed decline.
Dinkens was too stupid to destroy the city.
Guliani saved it and took the city to new heights.
Bloomberg simply held it steady where Guliani took it.
DeBlasio wrecked the city.
Adams tried to fix it. But he was Dinkins again.
Mamdani will destroy it.

Gozer the Gozerian: Choose. Choose the form of the Destructor.

We have chosen and it is Mamdani.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 08:32 PM (vOtXJ)

330 Whatever happens, think about this. there are now, in one year, 2.7 million less illegals in this country than there was last time this year.

And zero new illegals crossing the borders.

Next year, with all the crying and whining, there will be 6 million fewer illegals than in 2024. Count on it.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (vOtXJ)

331 Can you imagine the media shit storm if a republican said the same toward donkey commies? That they should be hunted down, they should be put on ICE. Much less if a leftist or 50 were shot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 29, 2026 09:00 PM (xvV+O)

332 Do you want a Pinochet? Because this is how you get a Pinochet. The commies hated him because he did to them what they planned to do to him.

Posted by: Butch at January 29, 2026 09:03 PM (98xTj)

333 On the positive side, there are some in the media who are making actual sense about the Left's overreach into labeling ICE as "Nazis" and saying they are "executing" people resisting the law and posing a threat to the ICE officers (as well as people providing independent video of their actions).
Is this Fort Sumter?
Only if you want it to be, and don't back off the rhetoric and continued anti-ICE actions.
Don't WANT Ft. Sumter?
Stop ordering your officers not to cooperate with ICE, and provide POLICE presence - not to passively observe your Leftists wrecking havoc, but to corral them, take out the violent ones, and force other "Protesters" to maintain their distance from ICE operations.

Posted by: Linda S Fox at January 31, 2026 09:41 AM (7Rs+y)

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