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Trump Endorses Ken Paxton for Senate

It's a bit late but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.

Correction: The runoff is next Tuesday, not today as I originally claimed. (I saw a stupid media article saying the runoff was "this week," yesterday.)

Thanks to hobbitpoly.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING -- IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump has endorsed KEN PAXTON in the Republican primary for US Senate in Texas

John Cornyn is DOOMED.

"I know Ken well, have seen him tested at the highest and most difficult levels, and he is a WINNER! Ken is a Strong Supporter of TERMINATING THE FILIBUSTER and, very importantly, THE SAVE AMERICA ACT"

More:

The Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot, and someone who has always been extremely loyal to me and our AMAZING MAGA MOVEMENT, is running for the United States Senate, to represent a place I love and WON, BIG, three times, with 6.4 Million Votes in 2024 (The Most Votes in the History of the State, BY FAR)!

I know Ken well, have seen him tested at the highest and most difficult levels, and he is a WINNER! Ken is a Strong Supporter of TERMINATING THE FILIBUSTER and, very importantly, THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, something which polls at 87%, including Dumocrats, and yet can't seem to get approved. Perhaps Ken can help move these important elements of Government forward because with the Filibuster, as an example, the Democrats will terminate it on their First Day in Office, giving us two extra States, D.C. and Puerto Rico, and a greatly enlarged Supreme Court of the United States, probably going with their Dream Number of 21 Justices from the 9 that we currently have -- And these new Justices will be Radical Left Lunatics! Two years ago, our Country was DEAD -- Now we have the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World -- And I want to keep it that way. Ken Paxton will help me do that, MAKING AMERICA BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

Ken is a true MAGA Warrior who has ALWAYS delivered for Texas, and will continue to do so in the United States Senate. He will tirelessly fight to continue the Great Growth of our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations (I just delivered the Largest Tax and Regulation Cuts in American History!), and Advance MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Champion Texas Oil & Gas, Advocate for our Amazing Farmers and Ranchers, Promote School Choice, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Support our Incredible Military/Veterans, Safeguard our Elections, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.

John Cornyn is a good man, and I worked well with him, but he was not supportive of me when times were tough and, despite having the Most Successful Economy in the History of our Country during my First Term and, with all of the many other things that I accomplished (Secure Border, Military Dominance, Space Force, All Time High Stock Markets and 401(k)s, Record Job and Economic Growth, and so many other things that would be impossible to readily list!), which are considered by many to be legendary, John was very late in backing me in what turned out to be a Historic Run for the Republican Nomination, and then, the Presidency, itself, both of which were Landslide Victories and, more importantly, gave us the Country that we have today -- THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA (and when we finish up with Iran, which will not be allowed to have a Nuclear Weapon, you will see numbers that have never been generated by our Country before!), as opposed to the DISASTER of the previous Administration.

Ken Paxton has gone through a lot, in many cases, very unfairly, but he is a Fighter, and knows how to WIN. Our Country needs Fighters, and also Loyalty to the Cause of Greatness. We can never allow what happened to the United States of America during the Corrupt Biden Administration, to happen again. In Texas alone, just look at the Border, with the Highest Level Criminals allowed to run through your State, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Border Policy that was a Laughingstock all over the World. I came in, and fixed it, IMMEDIATELY. I will not permit those dark and dangerous days to come back! WE HAVE ALREADY MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, BUT NOW, WE WANT TO MAKE OUR NATION BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE. Therefore, Ken Paxton has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next United States Senator from the Great State of Texas -- KEN PAXTON WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

Should have passed the SAVE Act, Thune.

I cannot overstate how important and salutary it is to establish that the voters will discipline and eject nonperforming office-holders who do not vote the way the voters want them to. If this becomes a permanent trend, it will be one of the most important accomplishments of the Trump years.

Let's take out Thune, next.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

2 I will be voting this week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

3 lum has been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Willowed:

299 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (qx7Zg)

5 Any word on how Brandon Herrera is doing in TX-23?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)

6 Kind of last minute.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (WpmWK)

7 The amusing thing about "Our Democracy" is how saving it involves stopping legislation with 80%+ approval ratings from passing

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

8 I think the election is actually a week from today, May 26th.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (k9OZB)

9 Why such a last-minute endorsement? Why not two months ago?

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (Av6i5)

10
"That's my seat! It's mine! I bought it. You can't take it from me!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (HdYcL)

11 I'm not sure democracy is the right answer when the quality of your people is lacking.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (WpmWK)

12 For once, the politician may be the one receiving the "good and hard"

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (rxRAc)

13 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)


I'm thinking ballista. He'd make a great human spit wad.

Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (2L+MU)

14 Any word on how Brandon Herrera is doing in TX-23?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)



Early voting started yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Oh, forgot to mention: John Cornyn is a worm.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (k9OZB)

16 Mrs John McEnroe. Always like that song

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (gu0hJ)

17 I thought it was today?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (WpmWK)

18 It would not surprise me if Paxton was offered the endorsement previously, but wanted to drop it late in the campaign in the event that momentum wasn't forming naturally. Paxton doesn't appear so, but he is one of the most strategic and crafty politicians out there. He, ultimately, overcame an entrenched dynasty down in Texas and came out smelling like roses. You don't succeed like that unless you have a couple brain cells working in tandem.

Posted by: Orson at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske)

19 For music lovers, Rick Beato just posted an interview of Geddy Lee, it's a must watch for Rush fans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)

20 Thune is such a dick coddler.

The most important issue to the base is election integrity and he just gives them the finger along with Murkowski.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (vhFJq)

21 @4 nuke him from orbit. Just to make sure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (gu0hJ)

22 Why such a last-minute endorsement? Why not two months ago?/

My guesses in no particular order of likelihood:

1) Polling has been moving to Paxton and Trump only sees a high chance of success if he came out today

2) Trump discussed with Paxton and their strategy was to have a dramatic last minute endorsement

3) Trump's negotiations with the GOPe class broke down and he gave them an ultimatum which they turned down

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

23
 I thought it was today?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (WpmWK)

___________

You would be wrong. Gravely so.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (HdYcL)

24 As with Cassidy, I expect Cornyn will do everything he possibly can to gum up the works during his lame duck period. They think it's about what's good for them, not what's good for the country.

The good news is that this will validate everyone who voted against them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

25 I worked for Otis Elevator in marketing but they got rid of me on the first day.

My pitch was

Otis Elevator: They Never Let You Down

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (2+v4V)

26 Next Tuesday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (WpmWK)

27 It’s time to move Murkowski and her coke stash back to Alaska.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (vhFJq)

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

29 Uh oh.........Barrell be lonely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

30

Oops...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

31 Patti Smyth was Eddie Van Halen's first choice to replace David Lee Roth. She turned down the audition.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (CNl8/)

32 The Barrel > Some Woke Cyclops

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

33
An enemy hath done this!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (HdYcL)

34 Onager.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (WpmWK)

35 It's the 26th. Not today.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (ewjUl)

36 I cannot overstate how important and salutary it is to establish that the voters will discipline and eject nonperforming office-holders who do not vote the way the voters want them to.

The problem is when the voters stupidly eject a faux-conservative, and in his place bring in a...liberal who lies.

That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.

We can only hope that doesn't happen in the US< where people get sick of a RINO, but in his place we get a socialist.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)

37 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.

The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.

Not sure if that's true...

Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XOmY9)

38

ooh ooh ooh ooh

ee ee ee ee

shriek shriek shriek

Posted by: Feral Teen Takeover at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (VWtfl)

39 28 Well said.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (WpmWK)

40 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)

ACME is out. it's never a complete failure for the coyote, he always walks away to try again....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (v6XNT)

41 Rest assured you will have Tillis, Cassidy and Cornyn siding with Democrats all the way to the end of their terms.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (vhFJq)

42 And all of this could have been avoided by passing the save act. As that what a bridge too far, then off the bridge they go.

At least I hope.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (OoFl2)

43 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.

The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.


Still worth it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)

44 Somebody Italicised me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (WpmWK)

45 John Cornyn is a good man,



Throws bullshit flag.
John Corny is a good little democrat.
He's damn sure no friend of conservatives or gun owners.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (KtNj5)

46 28
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)


That's what I thought you said punk!

Posted by: Some Roman soldier at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

47 Trump Endorses Ken Paxton for Senate
It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today


Today is the 2nd day of early voting. The runoff election is a week from today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

48 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.

The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.

Not sure if that's true...
Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XOmY9)



Got an email today. Cornyn has $9m. Paxton, doesn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

49 39 28 Well said.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (WpmWK)
-------
It can't be repeated enough

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (rxRAc)

50 Da Nang me! Da Nang me!
They ought to take a rope and hang me!

Richard Blumenthal
@SenBlumenthal
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (/HtJF)

51 What’s sad is that Paxton is India-friendly, but he’ll still be better than Cornyn.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4KUe5)

52 Somebody Italicised me.
Posted by: Boss Moss




Damn! They did it again!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (KtNj5)

53
There's still Talarico.

*bites fingernails nervously*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (HdYcL)

54 I would imagine some of the rank and file GOPe are going to resort to typical Democrat election fraud to remain in office. I mean, it's not like they're qualified to wipe my ass or anything less important. Nothing to lose but dignity I guess.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (jehhT)

55 Somebody Italicised me.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM


Accept it. Embrace it. Be bold about it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)

56 Thune looks creepy even when he smiles, a weird deadpan expression. Kind of like one of those characters from the original version of Invaders from Mars after he gets sucked into the sand pit down into the Martian's lair and fitted with a mind-control device.

Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (2L+MU)

57 Patty Smyth has got the entire repertoire of Elaine's dance moves down.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (3uBP9)

58 @SenBlumenthal
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:



Stolen Valor says what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Trump Endorses Ken Paxton for Senate
It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today -- but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.


I smell a recruiting opportunity!!!

Posted by: Jonathan V. Last, Editor of The Bulwark at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (JCZqz)

60 Somebody Italicised me.

Tell us about it

Posted by: The Etruscans at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

61
Well, good. Cornyn can go be a good man somewhere else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (HdYcL)

62 There's still Talarico.

*bites fingernails nervously*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (HdYcL)



That sumbitch is EVIL. Straight up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

63 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Ebola injection.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (KtNj5)

64 I would imagine some of the rank and file GOPe are going to resort to typical Democrat election fraud to remain in office. I mean, it's not like they're qualified to wipe my ass or anything less important. Nothing to lose but dignity I guess.

They're GOPe. They have no dignity. An entire career of licking Dem taint pretty much requires it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

65 Trump knows how to make a difference, if one can.

Once Trump announces anything, the opposition goes into overdrive playing every card they have. I don't mean the opposing candidate. So a Trump endorsement can then lose total luster.

This "day-of" gave the opposition no time to mount anything. The news cycle is 45 minutes to an hour these days anyway. So it's the equivalent of what used to be an October Surprise. Trump gets the biggest and last word, people go out and vote, and that's the end of that.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (2+v4V)

66 It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today -- but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.


Early voting this week. Election Day is next Tuesday.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

67 No longer a Texas resident, but during my 24 years there I learned how frustratingly ball-less Cornyn is, and how representative that wimpy RINO is of the Texas GOP: a fun little club of mutual back-slappers, instead of a party who might actually help the Texas voters. Good riddance if Texas can get Cornyn out of there.

That said, I am old enough to remember when there was great anger among voters when national groups - including the President - would stick their noses into the primaries. Help during the general election was welcome, but dammit let the locals decide who the candidate should be.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (bufu1)

68 Ye siree. Thune will make election integrity his number one issue right after democrats steal the next election. You can bet he will talk it to death.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (vhFJq)

69 Talarico is like the priest villain from V for Vendetta, only it isn't a too young Natalie Portman he's trying to victimize...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

70
Might as well go the whole hog

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (HdYcL)

71 Thune plays for the other team.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (K4Dl+)

72 Trump Endorses Ken Paxton for Senate
It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today -- but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.


Early voting now. Next Tuesday, May 26 for general runoff election.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (KtNj5)

73 >>I cannot overstate how important and salutary it is to establish that the voters will discipline and eject nonperforming office-holders who do not vote the way the voters want them to. If this becomes a permanent trend, it will be one of the most important accomplishments of the Trump years.


which is why term limits is a bad idea -- it removes the one power voters have against the machine after they get into office.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (NmBEt)

74 Leon, the Professional?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (WpmWK)

75 If not mentioned, Ace, the election is next week. This week is just early voting. Endorsement was made after the 1st day of early voting (yes, there was probably some tea reading done)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)

76 How do I prefer my Massie firing?

A decisive win by his opponent followed by indifference.

As in: Well. Bye.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)

77 That said, I am old enough to remember when there was great anger among voters when national groups - including the President - would stick their noses into the primaries. Help during the general election was welcome, but dammit let the locals decide who the candidate should be.

A lot of scales have fallen from a lot of eyes. People now understand that the GOPe is an old boy's club, uninterested in what the people actually want. They'll accept a champion who's willing to change the rules.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

78 About time!

This is what I voted for ..

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (VIlRM)

79 Anywhere Trump throws an endorsement the commies will pour massive funds in to thwart him. In a way, that kind of allows Trump to manage the dem party. He can pick and choose how he wants them to fight. They are pure reactionary already but this really solidifies it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)

80 Might as well go the whole hog
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (HdYcL)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4KUe5)

Toxic mold is still better than Cornyn.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (2+v4V)

82 Modern US politics for decades largely seems to be some sort of elaborate complicated exercise to gaslight everyone while they enable or facilitate “deep state” or globalist objectives for the U.S.A., all the while ‘splainin’ and lecturin’ to the citizenry their hands are tied and you can’t get there from here. Nothing can be done. Those jobs aren’t coming back. Diversity is Our Strength. Destroying our Manufacturing is Good For The Economy, etc.

Just lie after lie chasing more lies, piled on top of the previous stupendous layers of bullshit.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (QPjUO)

83 Willowed:

299 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (
*****
Thrown down the well with that Mahdi dude.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (K4Dl+)

84 Thune has the most punchable face of any RINO.

I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (dK+Kv)

85 The election is not actually until the 26th. Early voting is open from yesterday through Friday. Paxton all the way!

Posted by: Jester at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (YgjyL)

86 Did Abbot get up off his ass and endorse someone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:34 PM (WpmWK)

87 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Ebola injection.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (KtNj5)

Ass-raped by a legion of mad pine trees.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)

88 Acme is Greek for Ichiban.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (qFwJc)

89 There's still Talarico.

*bites fingernails nervously*


Yeah. He's basically a less obnoxious Beto and Beto came uncomfortably close to winning.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (vTZFs)

90 Shoulda endorsed weeks ago, but better late than never. Paxton FTW

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (gUs21)

91
How to you prefer your Massie firing?

-------------

Which caliber is preferred among firing squads?

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (VIlRM)

92 41 Rest assured you will have Tillis, Cassidy and Cornyn siding with Democrats all the way to the end of their terms.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (vhFJq)

So, status quo then...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (tOcjL)

93 The first day of early voting was yesterday. Election "day" is next week.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (u75gg)

94 I would endorse term limits for STAFFERS.

Read on X a few weeks back that the Senate leader inherits his staff. That they are the gatekeepers for getting anything done vs completely buried.

Not excusing any of the RINOs, especially Thune, but the rot goes deeper than the visible top layer.
No staffer should be wielding that kind of unelected power .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:36 PM (4KUe5)

95 I hope that Vance and Rubio are learning from the Trump experience - the many triumphs, the few missteps.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:36 PM (Gqar8)

96 Can we give a shout out to Scott Pressler? He is out there running for office in his home state (tiny, local election), and out here doing the job of the RNC. He is making a difference. And what you see online is the actual Scott. He is just a kind soul.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:37 PM (OoFl2)

97 Trump picks his endorsements carefully, going for winners wherever he can. Just brand protection and the question of how much an endorsement actually matters reigns. But when your track record looks solid then there is weight behind your endorsement. Self-fulfilling and a little cheap but like I said in the end who gives a fucking shit about endorsements.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:37 PM (2+v4V)

98 Few, very few candidates have been as loathsome as Talarico. He is a case study in psychopathology.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (Gqar8)

99 84 Thune has the most punchable face of any RINO.

I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May

May I remind you of Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)

100 Thune is such a dick coddler.

The most important issue to the base is election integrity and he just gives them the finger along with Murkowski.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (vhFJq)

Especially since he was defeated in a Senate race by mysterious votes from an Indian reservation late at night one year. You'd think he'd want honest elections

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (8avO+)

101 89 There's still Talarico.

*bites fingernails nervously*

Yeah. He's basically a less obnoxious Beto and Beto came uncomfortably close to winning.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (vTZFs)


He may present as less obnoxious, but he's far too twee for most TX voters to not smell a rat.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (gUs21)

102 Man, I just voted. Wish I'd known this beforehand. Wouldn't have changed anything since I voted for Paxton but it would have been nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ExV1e)

103 Self-fulfilling and a little cheap but like I said in the end who gives a fucking shit about endorsements.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:37 PM (2+v4V)

Perception is reality, and Trump is a master of the perception.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)

104 The runoff vote is next Tuesday. Early voting started yesterday.

Posted by: FelixL at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (jPKLx)

105 The Cyclops seems very punchable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (WpmWK)

106 Few, very few candidates have been as loathsome as Talarico. He is a case study in psychopathology.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (



Thankfully, I've only seen 2 signs for him, but he's already the Dem nominee, isn't he? Won't see much till October when all the psychos get serious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Scott Pressler is a gem!

Love him on X dogging all of the Republicans about the Save America act.
Peacefully.

Might as well be saying to them: namaste, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (4KUe5)

108 May I remind you of Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)

Romney is a loser, sad, clown non-entity. To punch him in is face is to give him more energy than he rates.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

109
Romney is a loser, sad, clown non-entity. To punch him in is face is to give him more energy than he rates.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)



He looks like Guy Smiley.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

110
That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.

Posted by: zombie

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No system is perfect but you are looking at two different issues. The tories were voted in to stop immigration and they didn't. So they were voted out to make it clear to them that their voters were serious -- if they would not vote against open borders, then what good are they?

Would it have been a better option to keep them in power in spite of their intransigence? Handing power to Labor was not ideal, but it was the only way to push change. There are reasons for this I wont go into here.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (NmBEt)

111 I would imagine some of the rank and file GOPe are going to resort to typical Democrat election fraud to remain in office. I mean, it's not like they're qualified to wipe my ass or anything less important. Nothing to lose but dignity I guess.

They're GOPe. They have no dignity. An entire career of licking Dem taint pretty much requires it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

if they had that kind of fight in them they wouldn't be GopE

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (8avO+)

112 Mitt Romney should move back to his native Mexico.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (WpmWK)

113 He looks like Guy Smiley.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

He looks like the guy behind the voice of the extended car warranty calls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

114 The SAVE Act. The best example perhaps ever of DC being the Politburo.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Gqar8)

115 19 For music lovers, Rick Beato just posted an interview of Geddy Lee, it's a must watch for Rush fans.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Geddy Lee guesting on The Great White North many years ago is great fun too.

Posted by: Voice of an Angel at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (oftw2)

116 84 Thune has the most punchable face of any RINO.

I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May

May I remind you of Mitt Romney?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)
*****
Paul (spit!) Ryan beats them both hands down.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (S+2Xo)

117 Once Trump announces anything, the opposition goes into overdrive playing every card they have.

-
Now the sumbitch wants to build a helipad!

Make America Beautiful: Trump Weighs Installing WH Helipad for Very Good Reason

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (/HtJF)

118 For music lovers, Rick Beato just posted an interview of Geddy Lee, it's a must watch for Rush fans.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Geddy Lee guesting on The Great White North many years ago is great fun too.

Posted by: Voice of an Angel at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (oftw2)

Thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

119 27 It’s time to move Murkowski and her coke stash back to Alaska.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (vhFJq)

1000x this...

Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (53oGX)

120 Any word on how Brandon Herrera is doing in TX-23?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)


I believe that his runoff was cancelled since Gonzales resigned so he's in to the general.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)

121 *****
Paul (spit!) Ryan beats them both hands down.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (S+2Xo)



HE has a face a Louisville Slugger would love.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Me trying to get the wife to vote for Jeff Carter for NV state treasurer.
"He's a moron"
"Well I'm not voting for him then"
"No, I'm a moron too"
"I'm well aware"
"You know what I'm talking about"
"Okay"

So at least 2 for Jeff, soon. I like to vote on election DAY. Like it should be.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (594J6)

123
He looks like Guy Smiley.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026

Thune is handsome, but almost in the politician caricature way where you expect one of those cartoon stars to bling off of his teeth when he smiles.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (OoFl2)

124 Should' a been flaming skulls.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (fPL4c)

125 >>> Any word on how Brandon Herrera is doing in TX-23?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)

I believe that his runoff was cancelled since Gonzales resigned so he's in to the general.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)


Herrera put in charge of the ATF would have been nice.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

126 I asked for it.............



https://youtu.be/8xyjmYYsKWI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

127 We can only hope that doesn't happen in the US
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)

We have primaries here, that's a significant difference.
If we had anointed leaders from the party the GOP would have died a long time ago.

Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (53oGX)

128 Early voting is easier than election day. They had two people and only me in their office.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (WpmWK)

129 The funniest thing I could think of when Talarico announced he had a girlfriend was if the girlfriend turned out to be a tranny without Talarico's knowledge. Watching him trying to explain that would be a hoot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (gu0hJ)

130 I love how these guys want to be independent "thinkers" which almost always involves screwing over our side.

How about you think of ways to undermine the Dems for once, huh?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (eloIc)

131 So the SAVE act is dead for now. Even with the talking filibuster, no way to get to 50 votes.

The big question is will Thune and the rest of the GOPe get the message.

Posted by: WisRich at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (mMoRd)

132 i corrected. The runoff in Texas is next Tuesday May 26th.

Thanks to Hobbitpoly for the correction.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (1wjle)

133 116 84 Thune has the most punchable face of any RINO.

I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May

May I remind you of Mitt Romney?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)
*****
Paul (spit!) Ryan beats them both hands down.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

---------

I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)

134 The woman running for AG in Alabama is pretty attractive. Forget her name, even though she's been running ads on my local TV stations seemingly non-stop for about a month.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)

135 That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.

Posted by: zombie

-----------

No system is perfect but you are looking at two different issues. The tories were voted in to stop immigration and they didn't. So they were voted out to make it clear to them that their voters were serious -- if they would not vote against open borders, then what good are they?

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (NmBEt)

The Brexit voters in the UK knew what they were doing by punishing the Tories for that betrayal. They needed time for Reform to grow into a complete national contender so they abandoned the Tories who were crushed. Many of the Tories have now joined Reform, and may be getting squishy so Restore is growing to be a right side contender. The huge win for Labor was an illusion since all the parties colluded to give them seats - their actual vote totals remained static. Now the work for any elections now is to crush Labor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)

136 Correction: The runoff is next Tuesday, not today as I originally claimed. (I saw a stupid media article saying the runoff was "this week," yesterday.)


Early voting is this week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Did Abbot get up off his ass and endorse someone?

Probably. Abbott’s endorsements are usually all over the map, however. I assume he gets something from his endorsement other than (just) a sympatico politician.

That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump was doing something similar: negotiating to pass the SAVE act before early voting started.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (EXyHK)

138 Most likely explanation: Trump has likely seen internal polling that convinces him Paxton is going to beat Cornyn. May as well be on the winning side.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (MIvVV)

139 Speaking of elections, Mark Fitzpatrick is running for Governor of Idaho. There are a LOT of LDS people in ID. I believe they comprise about 25% of the population. Fitzpatrick has made it clear he hates LDS.

On the day a man rammed his truck into a LDS meetinghouse, killed four people, wounded eight, and set the building on fire, Fitzpatrick thought it was important to tell everyone LDS aren't Christian. He didn't condemn the attack. He was offended Trump called us Christian and called Trump out for it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)

140 128 Early voting is easier than election day. They had two people and only me in their office.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (WpmWK)

It's also easier to cheat.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (594J6)

141 When it comes down to discussing the Democrats and the GOPe the only distinction between the two parties is the color of their lapel pins.

On all other matters, they agree. The lengths one or the other may go to achieve their personal or political goals isn't really any different. You are not even figured into the equation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (jehhT)

142 I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)



God flooded Earth and killed a whole host of people. Seems pretty violent to me, bud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

143
Voted to send Corny out to pasture yesterday.

Felt good. Hope it yields victory.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (iJfKG)

144 I appreciate Trump endorsing Paxton, it’s a good move; but doing it today - if this was the Kentucky Derby, this is like waiting until the horses come round the last turn and you see your horse is 11 lengths ahead before placing your bet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gD5h4)

145 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.

I hope the Democrats think that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)

146
That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.

Posted by: zombie

___________

The Labour vote in 2024 was no larger than it was in the 2019 election. The Conservative vote was split between the Tories and Reform and that allowed Labour to win a large number of seats they ordinarily wouldn't have.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (HdYcL)

147 God flooded Earth and killed a whole host of people. Seems pretty violent to me, bud.

I believe Jesus knew how to wield a whip, too.

New Angel series: El Zorro Cristo.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (EXyHK)

148 > The woman running for AG in Alabama is pretty attractive.

Katherine Robertson?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)

149 Cue Steam

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

150 Did Abbot get up off his ass and endorse someone?

You sound like Joe Biden asking that disabled veteran to stand up.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

151 US Dept Of War Suspends Permanent Joint Board On Defense With Canada

“Unfortunately, Canada has failed to make credible progress on its defense commitments..."

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

152 I put signage and made giant letters for my VW Bus. The Romney/Ryan Express. It's the most shameful thing I ever did.

Posted by: Slow on the Uptake at May 19, 2026 01:50 PM (oftw2)

153 "Correction: The runoff is next Tuesday, not today as I originally claimed. (I saw a stupid media article saying the runoff was "this week," yesterday.)"


Ace trusted a media article. I thought we taught him better than that...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:50 PM (tOcjL)

154 That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)
*********************************

The Labour Party only won one-third of the vote in Britain's 2024 election, but this translated into almost two-thirds of the seats due to the rest of the vote being so deeply split between the other parties. In particular, the Reform Party won 14% of the vote but only 4 seats, with its votes being spread diffusely, while the Conservative Party had large declines in its share of both votes and seats.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (tNUww)

155 They needed time for Reform to grow into a complete national contender so they abandoned the Tories who were crushed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)

--------------

If I recall correctly from the Federalist Papers, the US founders considered this kind of problem and why they structured the US legislature to be able to react quickly to changing voter priorities with the House, giving the public a chance to stop the madness very quickly. This is also why the main goal of all parts of all branches is to stop things, not to push things through.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (NmBEt)

156 @134:The woman running for AG in Alabama is pretty attractive. Forget her name.....
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)
******
Damn it!!! My name's up here.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (V85Z5)

157 The woman running for AG in Alabama is pretty attractive.

Katherine Robertson?
Posted by: bonhomme

Just looked her up. She is indeed very good looking. Almost Karoline Leavitt territory.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

158 144 I appreciate Trump endorsing Paxton, it’s a good move; but doing it today - if this was the Kentucky Derby, this is like waiting until the horses come round the last turn and you see your horse is 11 lengths ahead before placing your bet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gD5h4)

That horse did lose this year - to 2 other horses...just sayin', maybe it is worth that little extra kick...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (tOcjL)

159 I suppose it comes out in the election-wash. Malleable is the mind of a voter that an endorsement on election day may swing a vote - for every positive there's a negative.

.. on election day Joe Rogan said I should vote for Trump.


Posted by: 13times at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (fnZRl)

160 New Wildfire Scorches 700 Acres Near Simi Valley as L.A. Mayoral Race Heats Up

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

161
God flooded Earth and killed a whole host of people. Seems pretty violent to me, bud.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

And Samson turned his jawbone into an ass and slew the whole Army of the Philippines!

Posted by: Archie Bunker Bible Lesson at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (oftw2)

162 Reservior status?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (WpmWK)

163 45 John Cornyn is a good man,



Throws bullshit flag.
John Corny is a good little democrat.
He's damn sure no friend of conservatives or gun owners.

That's what i keep seeing about this Massie f*ck. He's a good man; he's being endorsed by Democrats. The Dems are f**king insane right now; that is not an endorsement that should entice any Republican minded person into voting for him.

Posted by: Nelly at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (6+ehB)

164 It's late but not too late. Voting started, I think, yesterday. This endorsement is for the "undecideds" who only vote when the god-emperor is on the ballot.
Thune and Corbyn fucked around and the voters have a week to help them find out.

Posted by: find out where the EXIT is, I mean at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (gKWVE)

165 We are finally brining about the political climate Milton Friedman was talking about:

"I do not believe that the solution to our problem is simply to elect the right people. The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing. Unless it is politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, the right people will not do the right thing either, or it they try, they will shortly be out of office."

Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (nVMM8)

166 Texas early voting is this week. The runoff Election Day is Tuesday, May 26, next week.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 19, 2026 01:54 PM (wVcYX)

167 Goodbye to gluuuuue!

Posted by: JohnW at May 19, 2026 01:54 PM (2jGim)

168 137 Did Abbot get up off his ass and endorse someone?

----------------

Probably. Abbott’s endorsements are usually all over the map, however. I assume he gets something from his endorsement other than (just) a sympatico politician. That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump was doing something similar: negotiating to pass the SAVE act before early voting started.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

----------------

I was trying to decide on Texas AG. Roy seems like a buffoon, but generally reliable for TX (albeit he's stupidly crossed Trump some). Middleton seems more competent but the marketing and most endorsements all ringout RINO / turncoat to me. Abbott endorsed Middleton so I'm going with Roy... Deciding that "Texas Conservative Review" is a uniparty grift so basically voting against everyone they endorse... Which included Cornyn.

Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Bhsk7)

169 Reservior status?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I miss JT.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

170 If they only had some big holes in the ground where they could store water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (WpmWK)

171 The Labour vote in 2024 was no larger than it was in the 2019 election. The Conservative vote was split between the Tories and Reform and that allowed Labour to win a large number of seats they ordinarily wouldn't have.
Posted by: Hadrian
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They tend to blame their "first past the post" system, but I think it is more complex. The parliamentary system inherently empowers the party, not the candidate. So it is harder to make the party change direction.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (NmBEt)

172 I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence

Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (/HtJF)

173 >>> Early voting is easier than election day. They had two people and only me in their office.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (WpmWK)


Voting around here is kind of a ridiculous Rube Goldberg machine. They look up your name and give you a code number which you tell someone who gives you an electronic card. They insert card in a slot on a computer, then they take the card back out. You then vote using that computer.

After you finish voting you press a button on the computer to print out your vote. Next you walk your printout paper to another person that has you feed it into a second machine that "reads" the vote.

I'm actually surprised they don't have a crank geared to a wheel with boots that kick a guy on a unicycle playing a tuba at some point.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (3uBP9)

174 Never go full cornhole.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (DXtJ1)

175 > US Dept Of War Suspends Permanent Joint Board On Defense With Canada
-----------
I wonder how many PLA soldiers will be on the Canadian - US border this time next year? I figure it will not be zero.

*It's probably not zero now.*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (jehhT)

176 I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)

Thank you. You've changed my mind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)

177 The Brexit voters in the UK knew what they were doing by punishing the Tories for that betrayal. They needed time for Reform to grow into a complete national contender so they abandoned the Tories who were crushed. Many of the Tories have now joined Reform, and may be getting squishy so Restore is growing to be a right side contender. The huge win for Labor was an illusion since all the parties colluded to give them seats - their actual vote totals remained static. Now the work for any elections now is to crush Labor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)


Exactly!

Worth reading again!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (iERP6)

178 Good. Very Good...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

179 Av6i5)

37 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.

The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.

Not sure if that's true...
Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XOmY9)

It’s not true. That claim comes from the people who listen to the Dems who say Talerico will be “popular” because he talks about Jesus and pretends to be a pastor - even though he says Jesus hates guns and BBQ ribs, and that all illegal aliens should be welcomed and given free housing. Oh and he said that if Mary would have aborted Jesus that would’ve been just fine because God loves abortion.

Yes, that’s who they think is going to give Paxton a close race.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (gD5h4)

180 Spooky gunships over Hormuz.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (WpmWK)

181 Spooky gunships over Hormuz.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (WpmWK)

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

182 144 I appreciate Trump endorsing Paxton, it’s a good move; but doing it today - if this was the Kentucky Derby, this is like waiting until the horses come round the last turn and you see your horse is 11 lengths ahead before placing your bet.
Posted by: Tom Servo

He has been telling a Thune and Cornyn to get the SAVE act passed. They did not. And here we are.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Wmg4n)

183 176 I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)

Thank you. You've changed my mind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)

So Jesus was wrong for whipping the money changers out of the temple?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

184 I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)

Thank you. You've changed my mind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)

So Jesus was wrong for whipping the money changers out of the temple?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

No. Mike Pence has the more punchable face.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:58 PM (dK+Kv)

185 172 I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence

Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (/HtJF)

I alwys appreciate the continual human tendency to declare what Almighty God can and cannot do with His creation. Cute little buggers, humans.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Gqar8)

186 Good song by Scandal

Another appropriate tune would maybe Cornyn singing that REO song: Time for me to fly…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (4dZtR)

187 r/TheBulwark
Ken Paxton is wildly unpopular. This is good news

1) love to see it because another "moderate" GOP enabler eats shit publicly.

2) because Talarico's chances should be better against Paxton and this sews that up as the general election matchup.

Trump is going to spend the rest of his life clearing out the old guard from the GOP, and EVERY one of them will think they won't be next until it happens. It's incredible.

Does any state have it worse than here? Can anyone else beat Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton as your two senators?

Alternate headline: Trump puts Texas in play for Dems. Assumming Abbott doesn't purge me from the roles again, I'm looking forward to voting for Talerico

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (NNDYh)

188 180 Spooky gunships over Hormuz.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (WpmWK)

https://youtu.be/Qpo9KZYJ4sA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

189 I believe that his runoff was cancelled since Gonzales resigned so he's in to the general.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM


That's what I've read. Any sense from our Texans as to how that race is looking this far out?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Wnv9h)

190 God didn't get Pence's endorsement? God must be crushed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 02:00 PM (WpmWK)

191 Spooky gunships over Hormuz.
Posted by: Boss Moss



🎵 Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 02:00 PM (KtNj5)

192 Alternate headline: Trump puts Texas in play for Dems. Assumming Abbott doesn't purge me from the roles again, I'm looking forward to voting for Talerico

Sure, if the Dems are allowed to cheat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

193 Hopefully Texas will just make it a quick merciful ending to Cornyn and we can move forward, except for the part he votes with the dems the rest of the year. Like usual I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (n5tGW)

194 Katherine Robertson?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)

Seems like it

https://tinyurl.com/5eshj8mz

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (J4Dwc)

195 After you finish voting you press a button on the computer to print out your vote. Next you walk your printout paper to another person that has you feed it into a second machine that "reads" the vote.

I'm actually surprised they don't have a crank geared to a wheel with boots that kick a guy on a unicycle playing a tuba at some point.
Posted by: banana Dream

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So does that paper ballot have a barcode or QR code or number on it?

I am guessing it does. It shouldn't and it appears they are trying to create anonymity with this process, but many states I have read up on jump through all the hoops and still ID the ballots.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (NmBEt)

196 145 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.

I hope the Democrats think that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
==
I think it is a 5-10 point race. Fake religious types don't fair well in Texas - also he is anti-gun, which also doesn't sell well either. The result will be much more like Beto's last race than his first one.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (GZYu7)

197 You know this basically means Trump has the polling that shows Paxton will win?

First day of early voting was Saturday.

Like, almost 25% of early votes are then.
I'll bet they've matched those up with likely Cornyn / Paxton voters and ... it ain't good for John.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (73/SM)

198 I was trying to decide on Texas AG. Roy seems like a buffoon, but generally reliable for TX (albeit he's stupidly crossed Trump some). Middleton seems more competent but the marketing and most endorsements all ringout RINO / turncoat to me. Abbott endorsed Middleton so I'm going with Roy...

I was waffling betwixt the two but I got exactly one group that contacted me to vote for Paxton and they endorsed Middleton also. That pushed me over the edge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (ExV1e)

199 Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

We always get left out!

Posted by: Admah and Zeboiim at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (oftw2)

200 Paxton will be a wrecking ball in the senate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (wrEn7)

201 Early voting for the Texas senate primary runoff started yesterday. Tuesday is the main voting day. Voted against Cornblow.

Posted by: kingsman at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (ehY6c)

202
I saw Spooky Gunships Over Hormuz open for Klaatu at the Isle of Man Music Festival in '73.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (iJfKG)

203 Abbott did not make any Senate endorsement. Although he’s mostly conservative, he’s pretty wily about always staying very friendly with both sides of the Texas Republicans - the MAGA conservatives led by Dan Patrick and Ken Paxton, and the Texas House C of C republicans backed by the Bush family and their allies.

This makes the Texas AG hard to choose - both Roy and Middleton are C of C republicans; Roy talks a bigger game and makes more of a show of being “conservative” but this kinda makes me trust him less.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (gD5h4)

204 So does that paper ballot have a barcode or QR code or number on it?

I am guessing it does. It shouldn't and it appears they are trying to create anonymity with this process, but many states I have read up on jump through all the hoops and still ID the ballots.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (NmBEt)



I show my ID. I get the ballot for my district printed out (or primary D or R depending). I grab a pen. I fill in the box next to the candidate.

I finish and put the paper in the scanner and it reads the ballot and tells me whether it's good or if there's an issue.

Done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

205 The expectation of privacy in our Age of the Surveillance State in likely misplaced - even in voting.

Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Gqar8)

206 spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.

Posted by: Mike Pence

Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (/HtJF)

I alwys appreciate the continual human tendency to declare what Almighty God can and cannot do with His creation. Cute little buggers, humans.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Gqar

Pence-type Christians somehow missed those parts of the Bible like I Samuel 15 where Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord…. After Saul disobeyed the Lord by not entirely wiping out Amalek and as a result lost his kingship. Yeah, God is not all warm and cuddly folks. He’s loving yes but he’s also holy and perfectly just which should be terrifying to us humans…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (4dZtR)

207 Spooky gunships over Hormuz.

Posted by: Boss Moss

Why is that cargo plane circling us?

Posted by: Captain Mo at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (yFLFB)

208 >>> So does that paper ballot have a barcode or QR code or number on it?

I am guessing it does. It shouldn't and it appears they are trying to create anonymity with this process, but many states I have read up on jump through all the hoops and still ID the ballots.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (NmBEt)


You're probably right. The whole deal would create some sort of "airgap" between the voting computer and the counting computer.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (3uBP9)

209 About early voting: "It's also easier to cheat."

I rather doubt that about Texas. Early voting is in-person and you have to show ID just like on election day. Mail-in voting is available for a restricted group (elderly, disabled).

One of the reasons I vote early is that I AM eligible for mail-in voting and I vote early and in person so that if a someone submits a mail-in in my name, it will get flagged as fraudulent.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (FEVMW)

210 "I cannot overstate how important and salutary it is to establish that the voters will discipline and eject nonperforming office-holders who do not vote the way the voters want them to."

Spot-on, Ace! Impossible to overstate this!

weird how it's never been tried before, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (VyBeY)

211 @168 (Bearski), I too was torn between Roy (crossed Trump) and Middleton (Smells RINOish, reminds me of Mitt Romney for some reason).

GOA (Gun Owners of America) endorsed Roy. Since all rights hinge upon the 2nd amendment, that was enough for me so I'll be voting for Roy while holding my nose.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 19, 2026 02:05 PM (k58gc)

"Teen Takeovers" Are Now Common in Blue Cities; Media Begins Pushing Idea That Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers" They Can Fight In and Destroy Instead of Chipotles

Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year.

The "teens" are often "mostly peaceful."

Blue cities do not arrest them or prosecute them because they've decided that minorities, especially "teen" minorities, are generally immune to the law.

And how's that going?

A gang of violent juveniles has been captured on video involved in a wild all-out brawl in a Washington, DC, Chipotle outlet Saturday night with chairs alternatively being thrown and used as weapons as the wild melee unfolded.

In the background shrieks can be heard from those forced to watch the delinquent fisticuffs on display.

A spokesperson with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) has since said they are aware of this incident and are investigating, ABC 7News reports.

Ken Ledet, who lives in the Navy Yard, told 7News he has seen chaotic scenes like this in recent months.

"It's not shocking anymore, since this has become routine on Saturdays and Friday nights, but it's disappointing to know this is still happening," Ledet told the outlet.

This is feral:

Below, videos of the violent "teen takeovers" that Democrat politicians and Soros prosecutors have indulged and conspired to make the New Normal:


The media knows what we need to do: More Midnight Basketball, more taxpayer spending on Youth Centers so that the Mostly Peaceful Teens can riot in government-supervised settings.

We used to have Youth Centers for violent young orcs. They were called juvenile detention centers.

Jeanine Pirro, who is An Racist, disagrees. This racist thinks that criminals should be prosecuted and punished for their crimes, thus serving as a deterrent for the other potential criminals.

She also thinks the negligent and possibly criminal parents who breed these feral Democrats should be prosecuted as well. I don't know if that's legal, but I like that idea better than Taxpayer Funded Youth Centers and Government Designated Riot Zones.

Jhonf Fonseca
@Jhonffonseca

21h


IT'S OFFICIAL AND WITHOUT MERCY! U.S. Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro declares total war against parents who let their delinquent kids loose to destroy Washington D.C.

"I'm not one for subtleties! The people of DC are already fed up with this scourge."

"I'm coming for you... and for your parents!"

"From now on, Mom and Dad, YOU'RE GOING TO FOOT THE BILL!"

"If you let your kid run loose committing crimes, we'll prosecute you as a direct accomplice."

No excuses allowed: "I didn't know...", "It's hard to control him...", "I was on my phone...".

STRICT LIABILITY!

If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too!

Clear message to parents of delinquent kids: it's no longer just "a youth problem." The problem is the parents who raise them like wild animals and let them loose to destroy the city.

Family impunity is over!

Oh I see, she means that if your kid is a "teen takeover" criminal, she'll start enforcing truancy/child neglect laws against you. I guess.

Happy Massie Firing Day!


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 top one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (CWTWj)

2 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (N1tpc)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

4 IT'S OFFICIAL AND WITHOUT MERCY! U.S. Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro declares total war against parents who let their delinquent kids loose to destroy Washington D.C.

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+1

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)

5 Still too slow

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (N1tpc)

6 Midnight Basketball ... is the answer.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (vbXSk)

7 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (CWTWj)

8 >>> willowed a bit:
Race to watch are the two GA Supreme Court races and the one Court of Appeals race. Because they are non partisan, Democrats are of course trying to steal them including having Stacey Abram's sister as district judge concealing judicial ethics complaints until the 11th circuit ended her injunction preventing it from being told to voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)


The key, mostly, was to vote for the incumbent judges as gaptooth's charges were being inserted to replace the incumbents. But yeah, lots of dirty shenanigans on the judge votes. I also avoided any of Kemp's boys. F them and all his minions.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (69Ewn)

9 Morn'

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (zPDww)

10 Who needs a hichair?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (WpmWK)

11 The kid with the high chair couldn't figure out who to hit because all black hoodies look alike.

Racist bastard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

12 >>Midnight Basketball ... is the answer.

It's a scientific fact that when you deprive yutes of their Basketball Jones they riot in Chipotle.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (viF8m)

13 Those drs and engineers are getting rowdy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (WpmWK)

14 Midnight Basketball II is not the answer.

The answer is to offer free Carnival Cruise Line tickets to the little scamps.

Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (rj6Yv)

15 This is what happens when you've driven fathers out of families for 60 years.

"Oh, we can't let the children suffer from the poor choices of adults!!!"

So we have to give welfare to irresponsible people who are birthing these feral youth.

NO. We need more children wondering where their next meal is coming from. We need more children growing up uncomfortable so that when they grow up, they never want to live in that environment again.

Instead, the biggest dream in the ghetto is to birth a number of children and get your dream ticket to do nothing but sit on welfare.

Enough. We need tough love and these people DO need to suffer, for their own good.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (N1tpc)

16 "A spokesperson with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) has since said they are aware of this incident and are investigating, ABC 7News reports."

nice to know they're investigating. strongly worded letter to follow

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

17 Where's Officer Krupke when you need him?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

18 anything to give our country another push in the direction of the abyss.
BAMN mean exactly what it says. Believe them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (VyBeY)

19 Happy Massie Firing Day!

==

Yep! He went on Cenk Uygur's show to stir up his legions! Unfortunately for the Pinecone, they are in Turkey and Phakistan, and cannot vote in a closed Kentucky primary.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)

20 I'm glad I don't live there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (WpmWK)

21 Basset ball Jones
He got a basset ball Jones.

This was done during the Clinton nightmare. Midnight Basketball.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (594J6)

22 Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (QaH55)

23 What if private property owners were permitted to discriminate on the basis of race?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

24 To be honest, I wouldn't mind funneling the sparks of divinity into these youth centers. Provided we then lock those centers from the outside, so that the only victims of their murderous exuberance are one another.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (lHPJf)

25 Ferals.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (Zg6W9)

26 DC? Quick, let's give them a State!

Posted by: gKWVE Akbar at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (gKWVE)

27 "Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year."

For at least 15 years in Chicago downtown, every summer.

Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (N8ZBc)

28 Poor misguided youths are just bored and need midnight basketball.

And a jail cell. Hard labor, learn a skill, get a GED and then perhaps allowed to rejoin society.

And their parents can help pay for it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)

29
The parents of the aholes don't give a shit.

They pop out babies to get more money, our taxpayer money.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (3ek7K)

30 Flash mobs were the beginning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

31 Misguided yutes.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (VJX5o)

32 Err... off to content.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (594J6)

33 Clear message to parents of delinquent kids: it's no longer just "a youth problem." The problem is the parents who raise them like wild animals and let them loose to destroy the city.

===

I like this lady!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)

34 A lifetime of avoiding chipotles still paying off.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (69Ewn)

35 Southern DC needs to rejoin the motherland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (WpmWK)

36 Ahhhh... the "Young Democrats".

Posted by: massideas at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (q2B29)

37 They can go to jail with their kids.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)

38 Putting them in a "youth center" to fight is a good idea. It'll be like the gladiator pits. It could be the opening act for the Fourth of July MMA fight on the White House lawn

Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)

39 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Two squall lines last night knocked out many broadband towers in rural Kansas, including mine. Back online at last.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (u82oZ)

40 And I don't care how old they are. If you're old enough to destroy, you're old enough to do time for destroying things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Massive brawl broke out Friday night at a Chipotle in the Navy Yard area.
.......

They are oddly familiar looking.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (UjdFS)

42 He went on Cenk Uygur's show to stir up his legions! Unfortunately for the Pinecone, they are in Turkey and Phakistan, and cannot vote in a closed Kentucky primary.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)


try using the boner phone

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (gKWVE)

43 Let's see...

Rooftop Koreans.
Bounties for each kill.
No legal harassment.
Deportation of the entire families of any foreigners.
Visa denials to the top 20 cultures.
Active enforcement to get those cultures out.
Defund freaking everything.
I miss drinking sometimes.
Punish their defenders.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

44 I worked very hard in life so that myself and my loved ones don't have to live in Chipotle Brawl environs. I voted not to participate.

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (oftw2)

45 The Uruk Hai are restless.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (WpmWK)

46 Working the polls today. It's always nice to see the community, but deep inside I have such a disdain for dumbacrat voters. Guarantee that if you itemized each of the Democrat policies for them without giving a political label, over half of them would be appalled for what they support with their vote.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (GXfNi)

47 Oingo Boingo was awesome!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (EaLNz)

48 Moms and dads, ROFL. Only dad they might know has been in and out of lockup all of their formative years

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (Iwv3U)

49 A lifetime of avoiding chipotles still paying off.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (69Ewn)



I did eat at one once.

Wasn't impressed. I just don't need that much rice in my diet. Haven't gone back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Upside down world. There have always been gangs, and depending on the time period they could be any race. But racist Dems like to say that black youth can't follow the rules of civilization. That is not too far from "lets put them back in chains, owned by rich plantation owners."

and they have the audacity to call me racist for thinking rules and laws should be enforced for everybody.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (AOl+5)

51 Said this the other day but I used to have a visceral reaction to the phrase "chimping out" as racist and demeaning. Then we see video after video of this kind of savage, animalistic behavior complete with flinging, hooting and grunting. Just like lower-order simians. They are pushing the limits of my resolve.

Posted by: Is it racism or pattern recognition at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)

52 10 Who needs a hichair?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (WpmWK)
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Throw it here, would you?

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (YpWtw)

53 The kid with the high chair couldn't figure out who to hit because all black hoodies look alike.

Yeah, but it's like Chekhov's gun. Once you raise the highchair, you gotta hit someone. Doesn't really matter who.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (vTZFs)

54 The answer is to offer free Carnival Cruise Line tickets to the little scamps.
Posted by: mrp
......

to Congo and Uganda.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (UjdFS)

55 Strangely, in my usual eateries I go to in my little part of Soviet NoVA, I don't see gangs of feral yutes of indeterminate ethnicity's, Doing this kind of thing. It's either Fairfax County's police is actually policing or the local contingent of Central American gangs keep a tight lid on that crap. Those gangs have families to and I think they live in this zip code. It's fairly safe here, more or less.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (sAmhv)

56 Funny - three kids, and not a lick of trouble for me. Because I made sure they knew whatever trouble they got into in the street would be tripled when they got home.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (eloIc)

57 We used to do teen takeovers in old mining pits and way out in the sticks. 8 or 10 kegs and a bunch of stolen pallets for a bonfire and the adults were all "Good. They aren't in town".

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (594J6)

58 Afternoon Ace.
There have been several other yute dust-ups and brawls in public. Vids are all on the web. I still think the inner cities will be nasty this summer pushing independents to the Republicans out of horror come November. The Republicans could of course screw it up .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (gu0hJ)

59 Every convenience store located next to a teen center or community pool in the inner city has been dealing with these feral yoots for years.

As soon as the teen center or community pool closes, a horde of unsupervised yoots descends on the store like locusts, grabbing whatever they want off the shelves and hopping into the night.

The idea that the teen center is the solution is absurd and intentionally obtuse. In fact, they often have the exact opposite effect. They are the nexus of this sort of bad behavior.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)

60 Hmm.

Nah, pretty much anything would be rayciss

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR)

61 "Putting them in a "youth center" to fight is a good idea."

Organizing it takes all the fun out of it for them. Raising hell in public, attacking and intimidating the normies around them, celebrating their defiance, and their desire to turn everything around them into shit: it thrills and delights them.

Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

62 I heard it only takes 5 votes to kick Thune out of his position as Majority Leader.

If that's actually the case, I think I know why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

63 This new generation is accustomed to social media and posing.

They're animals who have very little interaction with other human beings and their behavior is molded by Hollywood filth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (D1E+2)

64 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes? Although, I think this is different where you have enforceable laws involving the parent's actions involving the kids, not the kid's crimes after the fact. I guess that's the way to do it. The blue states will fight it though.

Happy taco tuesday ace. I had an italian sub to celebrate but really it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)

65 Needs more glitter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (WpmWK)

66 The Republicans could of course screw it up .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (gu0hJ)


Uggh, I think this is pee again.

Posted by: John Thune's wet dream at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (gKWVE)

67 They're animals who have very little interaction with other human beings and their behavior is molded by Hollywood filth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (D1E+2)



"No way, man......"

- - - - - - Snoop Dogg, Biggie Smalls, Ludacris, Lil Nas X, etc. Rapping About Theft, Murder and Rape

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Organizing it takes all the fun out of it for them. Raising hell in public, attacking and intimidating the normies around them, celebrating their defiance, and their desire to turn everything around them into shit: it thrills and delights them.
Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

69 Flash mobs were the beginning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

Flash mobs did cool, entertaining stuff like sing, dance, play orchestral music, have a choreographed Star Wars fight with live choral music and symphony music to accompany. This is just barbarism.

Posted by: Very different things IMO at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (TbWk/)

70 Must make some pepperoni scrambled eggs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)

71 Something like this is bound to happen among the crows at Ace's place if he attracts too many of them.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

72 Don't see gangs of feral yutes of indeterminate ethnicity's, Doing this"

They are incredibly localized. One might call it tribal behavior...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

73 Social media savaged "the usual suspects".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (KtNj5)

74 Move to places where they don't live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)

75 The Arabs had a...solution

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)

76 try using the boner phone

I have to admit, "take Viagra at the airport so TSA has to touch your schlong" is a perversion that has never occurred to me before.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

77 Darion Carter, another young adult who testified, spoke about the resources removed from his community. “Our boxing program was removed; our recreational program was removed. We lost our programs," Carter said. "We don’t have a basketball team anymore. We never had a football team. We were trying to get one, then KIPP came in and took it away from us."

You see this across the country in nearly every inner city. Programs get defunded so kids don’t have any healthy outlets. Consequently, they end up wandering outside of their neighborhoods in search of something to do then everyone loses their minds when the “undesirables” show up.

The privatization of schools is a larger issue than many realize—charter schools don’t tend to offer the same extra curricular options that public schools do.

And the money spent on those programs gets put into police budgets, thereby enabling the state to lock up kids for crimes related to “we’re fucking bored”.

The obvious problem is indeed the problem. I sincerely hope that the "throw them in jail" crowd learns that the solution to "crime" is community investment.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (JCZqz)

78 So, so sick of feral punks and brats and the parents that raise them that way, violent illegal immigrants and other thugs repeatedly released from jail to assault and murder again, leftist psychos who feel violence is acceptable for political purposes, seething and screeching AWFLS, and the totally hypocritical politicians who encourage all of it for their own vile purposes.

Posted by: RM at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (n/1Oj)

79 >>> Must make some pepperoni scrambled eggs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)



Sometimes I take a day old slice of cold pizza, pepperoni works fine, chop it up a bit, and toast it all in a frying pan with butter. Then I scramble it with eggs. Surprisingly good breakfast. I saw this on some stoner show, which checks out.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (69Ewn)

80 Social media savaged "the usual suspects".

Trump and Vance?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)

81 How do you tell who is on what team. All dark colored hoodies. The friendly fire must be horrendous.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (WpmWK)

82 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes?


Good luck finding the parents. Mom's in a crack house. Dad went out for milk 14 years ago. Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (KtNj5)

83 51 Said this the other day but I used to have a visceral reaction to the phrase "chimping out" as racist and demeaning. Then we see video after video of this kind of savage, animalistic behavior complete with flinging, hooting and grunting. Just like lower-order simians. They are pushing the limits of my resolve.
Posted by: Is it racism or pattern recognition at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM

There was a series I remember seeing years ago called "The Human Animal." It would intersperse clips of humans and animals doing the exact same behaviour.

That could easily be done for these youth. Animal behaviour.

The best part is, when the liberals over-react to the video, you have the raw material for the sequel.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)

84 Needs more glitter.
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

and braids.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)

85 Move to places where they don't live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)



Dats rayciss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

86 to Congo and Uganda.
Posted by: wth

Good idea! Off top of head, I thought Congo was landlocked, apparently they have 5 ports, so it could work. Bring back the Black Star Line!

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (oftw2)

87 I think the chicks should have jumped in there and started clawing people.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)

88 >> I don't know if that's legal, but I like that idea better than Taxpayer Funded Youth Centers and Government Designated Riot Zones.

Hold on. Wasn’t it Democrats who formed a mob to prosecute the parents of a school shooter?

Aren’t they the ones pushing for those laws in Blue States?

Anything can be used as a weapon. Why is a firearm different?

Goose, meet the f’ing Gander, and he wants to have a word with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (63An5)

89 Battle of the Aspiring Rappers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (Zg6W9)

90 These rowdy teen events (oh those scamps!) could easily be handled by two or so Korean-Americans that cut their teeth previously on rooftops.

My town was a 'sundown town' long ago. We have no such troubles in these parts. Not even at Walmart or Waffle House.

'Tis a mystery it tis.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (Kyh8Y)

91 All sharks, no jets?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

92 No, I think they should have these youth centers/fight clubs. Everybody goes in, one gets to walk out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (n5tGW)

93 Good luck finding the parents. Mom's in a crack house. Dad went out for milk 14 years ago. Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.
Posted by: rickb223

Am I the only one who's ever wondered where Beavis' family got the money for his braces?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)

94 81 How do you tell who is on what team. All dark colored hoodies. The friendly fire must be horrendous.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (WpmWK)

Oh no!
Anyway...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

95 feral .. federal

long hair, short hair.
What's the difference once the heads blowed off.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

96 I have to admit, "take Viagra at the airport so TSA has to touch your schlong" is a perversion that has never occurred to me before.
Posted by: Ian S.

I'm reading into your post. . . "But now that you mention it. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (Kyh8Y)

97
Am I the only one who's ever wondered where Beavis' family got the money for his braces?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)



Dentists have training facilities too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

98 I think the chicks should have jumped in there and started clawing people.

They have their own league.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

99 Move to places where they don't live.
Posted by: Boss Moss

That's my line!


Posted by: Zombie Scott Adams at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (JCZqz)

100 When whites flee crime ridden urban centers for the suburbs with better schools and services, that's "white flight" and it'sRACIST!
But, when whites move back into the urban centers, remodeling homes, improving neighborhoods and opening local businesses, that's "gentrification", and it's RACIST!
WTF?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (MNCvZ)

101 Shit, man.

Look at ALL the CANCER being cured in there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

102 They hit in Norfolk Virginia last night with flamethrowers in an area next to historic homes.

Posted by: LMD at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (hUI3V)

103 Isn't this the main plot point for everybody's favorite movie, Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo?

And whatever happened to midnight basketball, which may have been the most important thing to come out of the Peace Dividend during Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's presidency.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (97jJP)

104 All sharks, no jets?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)



Makes sense.

NHL > NFL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

105 ***Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers***

They are recycling an old Clinton idea, Night time Basketball; or was that Obaba?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (UPlzn)

106 They hit in Norfolk Virginia last night with flamethrowers in an area next to historic homes.
Posted by: LMD

Good Lord!

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

107 TSA on Viagra? I think a large portion of the TSA would find that quite titilating.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (594J6)

108 Yet AOC shrieks about "billionaires" from her mansion.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (2+v4V)

109 They are recycling an old Clinton idea, Night time Basketball; or was that Obaba?

Posted by: Braenyard

I remember Obama's thing being cowboy poetry.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

110 There have been a lot of scooter gangs in the news too recently. Riding around in big cities, vandalizing, doing drive by thefts and attacks. All on vespas, I imagine. Which ace is surprisingly silent about.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (3uBP9)

111 BREAKING:

Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Chipotle serves fried chicken?

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (UjdFS)

113 > How do you tell who is on what team. All dark colored hoodies. The friendly fire must be horrendous.

They do this intentionally in the hood. There are like five uniforms they'll all wear. When the cops get called over a yoot wearing a dark hoodie in the area of X, everybody matches the description and the yoot gets away. When the cops actually try to stop and interview a few of the yoots, the community organizers scream racism.

Ask any hood activist and they'll tell you racist cops use the phrase, "You matched the description" to harass innocent black people.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

114 Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (MNCvZ)

The least racist thing white people can do is die. It won't prove they're not racist of course, but at least it will stop any further racism from occurring.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (2+v4V)

115 111 BREAKING:

Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

I would have stayed out of it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (zPDww)

116 Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.
Posted by: rickb223

Not when Granny's 33 years old,

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)

117 The best part is, when the liberals over-react to the video, you have the raw material for the sequel.
Posted by: Stateless


It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (7ulVd)

118 Can I haz Jeanine Pirro on the SCOTUS?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

119 I think it was the Dallas Morning News that went a whole article on the revival of a dying mall.
How shoppers and stores have returned and all that.

Barely mentioned was that it was due to a policy of no one under 18 unless accompanied by an adult.

And not mentioned at all was even a hint at the skin color of those previously unaccompanied youths.

Lots of stories in the Houston area of the formerly high-dollar Galleria shopping district not being safe after dark.
I'm sure you're at a loss as to why ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (73/SM)

120 Interesting to note that in the above video, with all the fists flying and chairs swung, no one get's laid out. Try harder, boys.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (QaH55)

121 47 Oingo Boingo was awesome!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (EaLNz)

Danny Elfman found his schtick doing TV and film music, but I never really got the Oingos stuff. Were they great live? I never saw them.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (TIizU)

122 Not when Granny's 33 years old,

--

LOL, that's pretty accurate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

123 Midnight basketball was old man Bush's idea. Only an out of touch patrician could come up with something that stupid. Let's give yutes a reason for post game shootings

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

124
I would have stayed out of it...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (zPDww)



Lines have been drawn. He's once again trying to prove he's the kingmaker and the face of the party.

Look who's backing Cornyn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

125
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)

126 BREAKING:

Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

-----------------

Hugh Hewitt hardest hit ...

/GAME OVER DUDE!

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (+RVtD)

127 They all need the Clockwork Orange Special.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (w9Wax)

128 Ask any hood activist and they'll tell you racist cops use the phrase, "You matched the description" to harass innocent black people.
Posted by: bonhomme


Yeah. Ain't too many innocent hood rats out at 2:00 am.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (KtNj5)

129 The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons


Because Uncle Sugar keeps paying them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (KtNj5)

130 Well at least this was isolated to a Chipotle. You should see when they steal Dodge ScatPacks n Hellcats. Then they take over an entire intersection. At least they run each over other though. Makes for great video clips on social media and thins the herd on occasion.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (IlL6s)

131 Yeah. Ain't too many innocent hood rats out at 2:00 am.
Posted by: rickb223

Only the ones coming back from Subway in the winter in Chicago.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

132
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons



The price per head of fatherless kids outweighs actually disciplining and educating them, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

133 118 Can I haz Jeanine Pirro on the SCOTUS?
Posted by: Lady in Black

This is an area of bipartisan cooperation Trump can win on. The Dems are all about expanding SCOTUS, so it should be easy to add 4 seats of so and put her in one of the spots.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (JCZqz)

134 I have a solution, involving 2 teens entering, 1 teen leaving.

Posted by: Auntie Entity at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (0e5Te)

135 C'mon man. To be fair, Chipotle puts rice in their burritos. Rice?

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (qFwJc)

136 Restorative Justice, Innovating Justice Org (and others)

(Google or whatever Restorative Justice in the USA)

In part, Restorative justice in the U.S. shifts the focus of the justice system from traditional punishment to repairing the harm caused by crime. By bringing together victims, offenders, and community members in facilitated dialogues, it emphasizes accountability, healing, and reintegration rather than just incarceration.
Core Principles: Instead of asking "What law was broken and how should the offender be punished?, "restorative justice asks: Who was harmed? What are their needs?Whose obligation is it to meet those needs? It relies on five key elements of accountability: acknowledging responsibility, understanding the impact on others, expressing remorse, actively repairing the harm, and committing to not re-offending.

Began for youth, has moved to include adult offenders and victim support.

Huge in some states - such as Pennsylvania - and some cities - such as Philly - and in the collar counties.

"Studies indicate" Restorative Justice Programs reduce recidivism rates by an estimated 10% to 25% compared to traditional punitive methods. 😒

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (NFX2v)

137 I have a buddy who did two weeks in juvi for walking across the street from his house to the store at 10:15pm. Withing 50 meters of his house.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (594J6)

138 125
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)

Increased welfare money.

Posted by: I'm not even kidding at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)

139 Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.
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I would have stayed out of it...


That's what I said months ago because I figured that if he endorsed anybody, it would be Cornyn because he was trying to buy support for SAVE. But it's too late for that now. I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (vTZFs)

140 They need a swift kick in the balls.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (H8xAa)

141 It's all future tense.
We'll see.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (UPlzn)

142 C'mon man. To be fair, Chipotle puts rice in their burritos. Rice?
Posted by: no one of any consequense

Don't they know that rice is for bananas?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

143 Is every Dumocrat idea just a new way to try old shit that already didn't work or got voted down?

I think it is.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (2+v4V)

144 Even the girls.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (H8xAa)

145 Flamethrower vids? Please?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (WpmWK)

146 If we could only get Chipotle, Spirit Airlines and The Waffle House to merge.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (M0V4/)

147 Why do they think it's up to the taxpayers to fund teen entertainment? (I know that answer) But f that. Entertain yourself legally or go to a detention center and see how bored you are sitting in a jail cell. It's not about entertainment anyway, it's about destruction.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (n5tGW)

148 Said this the other day but I used to have a visceral reaction to the phrase "chimping out" as racist and demeaning. Then we see video after video of this kind of savage, animalistic behavior complete with flinging, hooting and grunting. Just like lower-order simians. They are pushing the limits of my resolve.
--
So, uh--and I'm not even sure on this--but the whole Chud the Builder may have a "you monsters created that monster" backstory.
Something about a road rage incident, unsure who precipitated.
But he dropped the N on a black woman.

And from the local BLM has hounded him out of every job.
Even self-employed.
Which is suggested is why he went the racist shock-jock social media route.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (73/SM)

149 The teens are acting our of despair that their computer engineering careers could be derailed by AI.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (GPa4z)

150
That's what I said months ago because I figured that if he endorsed anybody, it would be Cornyn because he was trying to buy support for SAVE. But it's too late for that now. I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (vTZFs)



I get 2 mailers. Ken Paxton failed because of some child trafficking thing and Cornyn is anti-Trump.

Neither mailer comes from the candidates themselves. PAC's are running this race.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Trump Endorses Ken Paxton For Texas Senate

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

152 Must make some pepperoni scrambled eggs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)

I'd try it, but won't it be super salty?

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

153 Well, I know who doesn't read the comments.


But we knew that already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)

Parents have been tried and convicted for the gun crimes of their children.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Kdi1r)

155 Cornyn delenda est. He's running a boat-load of anti-Paxton ads, which are the stupidest libels imaginable.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (cWffP)

156 @136 we have a Restorative Justice center about a mile from my house. Try and get any info out of them about recidivism and they say they can't get it because of privacy. The studies I've seen use half assed methodology and ignores a lot of underage yute crime

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (gu0hJ)

157 The NAACP is calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation's oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights. The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott, arguing that the athletic programs of those states' flagship universities are especially reliant on Black athletic talent and should protect Black political interests.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

158 Every R pol in GA is going crazy to try to prove they are the biggest MAGA Trump love buddy that has ever been. Even those who are demonstrably not, who actively fought against Trump in '20.

Lots of lying and shenanigans. Trump, for his part, has only actively endorsed a few spots in the primary. Stayed out of a lot. Unless you are already familiar with the names, you have to really dig into it to determine who the rats are.

The GOPe's technique is to thrive in obscurity.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (3uBP9)

159 Cornyn delenda est. He's running a boat-load of anti-Paxton ads, which are the stupidest libels imaginable.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (cWffP)



He's literally kidnapping your kids, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Here's another complete mystery to readers of the Dallas Morning News:

Why Highland Park withdrew from DART.

LOL, why indeed.

It has to be because they are just racist rich whites ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)

161 Whatever you do, do not use the phrase "Chimp Out".

Posted by: Operator Error at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (03Cyy)

162 Wasn't there some big court case in the past decade where it was decided that parents can't generally be held liable for their kids crimes?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)

Parents have been tried and convicted for the gun crimes of their children.

That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Somebody earlier today noted that the mother of one of those kids who shot up the mosque in San Diego could be looking at a long stretch in prison for failing to secure her guns.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

163 >>> I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.
Posted by: Oddbob
---

He's being so bloated with DC and Bushmoney that logic and rational thought are out the window. - > Louie Gohmert had a seat for life and heaps of respect but he gave it up to be a stalking horse for the Bush family against Paxton.
That's force.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (UPlzn)

164 Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons

Free money? I can't find the best video, where a single hood mom broke down all the benefits she gets, and why it's important to have as many different "baby daddies" as possible for maximum funding, but this lower IQ woman knows instinctively what to do:

https://tinyurl.com/7s8d4wzj

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (JCZqz)

165
Clearly, DC should not self-govern. Rescind that and put it back under direct federal control. Feral children in DC are not just taking over streets and restaurants, they are running the government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (VWtfl)

166 The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott, arguing that the athletic programs of those states' flagship universities are especially reliant on Black athletic talent and should protect Black political interests.
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)



Yes, because boycotting the only chance most of them have in getting SOME semblance of an education will work out soooooo well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

167 >The NAACP is calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation's oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights.


In the NIL era? Riiiiiight.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 12:52 PM (rJ48h)

168 135 C'mon man. To be fair, Chipotle puts rice in their burritos. Rice?
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (qFwJc)

Is that wrong? I've always had my burritos with rice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

169 Well at least this was isolated to a Chipotle. You should see when they steal Dodge ScatPacks n Hellcats.

It's funnier when it's a non-stolen car at 29% interest, usually a base V6 with some go-fast stripes, and they try and run from the police, who *do* have the Hemi.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

170 Two months ago I was of the opinion that while Cornyn is a useless turd, Paxton is no great shakes in a variety of ways himself.

Now that I've seen the gutter trash campaign that Cornyn has been running here, I would cross a minefield to vote against him. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (oqH4h)

171 167 >The NAACP is calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation's oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights.



Riiight.. Those athletes are gonna get right on that... Any minute now......

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (zPDww)

172 I don't know about prosecuting the parents. I guess we don't have many options at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (q177U)

173 "Teen takeovers..." Aww, the little dears. But what else can we expect when they live in such "entertainment deserts" because oppression or something.

Just for reference, there were many times me and my teen friends didn't have anything to do. We never once brawled and rampaged like savage, feral animals. Other than the Reddidiots, I think most people acknowledge what's going on here and why.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (qBdHI)

174 Move to places where they don't live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)

White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (Kdi1r)

175 I have an idea, I'm thinking of calling it "Thunderdome!"

Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (Dv3i1)

176 "Teen Takeovers" Are Now Common in Blue Cities; Media Begins Pushing Idea That Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers" They Can Fight In and Destroy Instead of Chipoltes

So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.

They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.

But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

177 Danny Elfman found his schtick doing TV and film music, but I never really got the Oingos stuff. Were they great live? I never saw them.
Posted by: front toward enemy


Yep. Awesome. They'd have a Halloween concert almost every year from like '87 to '95. They'd play some of the tv and movie stuff just for fun. Obviously they played NIghtmare Before Xmas after the movie was released. The audience knew every song and it was always a blast. Danny would pretend they were having a tech issue during setup changes and yodel among other hijinks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (diia5)

178
Is that wrong? I've always had my burritos with rice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)



Spanish rice on the side. Not white rice stuffed to the gills of a massive tortilla with 3 oz of meat, peppers and onions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

179 It was either Michigan or Wisconsin where both parents were prosecuted and found guilty of various crimes after their son shot up a school . The problem Pirro faces is she'll have to DNA test everyone in DC.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (gu0hJ)

180 White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.


It's all just demonization of white people. White people have a winning record against Communist totalitarianism, and that just won't do with what Davos has in mind for 2030.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

181 The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott
____

Oh no. Please. Don't do this. We beg you. We really mean it.

Posted by: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)

182 Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

Can't wait until this country is mostly Hispanic, Asian and Muslim, who have no allegiance or "white guilt" regarding blacks. That's gonna be good times for all.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (2+v4V)

183 White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? Shit, those pieces are white and black too!!!

Posted by: Wargames at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

184 I'm already working on the movie version where the well-dressed young black bi-sexual teacher goes into the poverty stricken area to tame the feral whites kids acting like this.

She'll encourage the kids to embrace math, technology and literature and they'll use thise skills to put on a showcase featuring the universal works of Maya Angelou to save their under-funded school and bring the community together.

Hey, my kick-starter just hit $153,476!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

185 Take the kids from this fight.

Give them a fair trial.

Then cane their asses Singapore style on live TV and broadcast it into every school in the DC area and require the students to watch.

Do this a few times and this sort of violence will just stop. No need to through them in prison. No expensive programs.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

186
I think we have feral people raising more feral people.

I don't see a solution to that problem.

If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

187 Draft them into the Legions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (WpmWK)

188 If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime./i]

IN the short term.

But people respond to incentives.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

189 For video of the flamethrower in Norfolk google WTKR flamethrower video. It was Sunday evening, not last night.

Posted by: LMD at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (hUI3V)

190 "Can I haz Jeanine Pirro on the SCOTUS?
Posted by: Lady in Black

Wiki says she is 74 ... we need to put in more youthful conservatives. Late 40's sounds right, if they have a solid conservative record.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (vbXSk)

191 I think we have feral people raising more feral people.

I don't see a solution to that problem.

If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)



"You get yours, honey."

- - - - - - Kumswala Harris, Former Vice President

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

192 >>>158 Every R pol in GA is going crazy to try to prove they are the biggest MAGA Trump love buddy that has ever been. Even those who are demonstrably not, who actively fought against Trump in '20.
---

I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)

193 Goldfish swallowing?

Phonebooth stuffing?

Beach blanket bingo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (wVcYX)

194 But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Posted by: 18-1

Well, Warhammer 40K orks are technically sentient fungus, so that may change their perspective.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (JCZqz)

195 So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.

They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.

But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?


Related: the professor woman who wrote the "modern audience" translation of the Odyssey that they're using for the DEI movie said she knew instinctively that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.

But remember, we're the racists, not her.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

196 Leave it to Beaver sermed calmer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (WpmWK)

197 186
I think we have feral people raising more feral people.

I don't see a solution to that problem.

If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

Short term, maybe. That's what jails are for.

Long term, you might actually get to build a society once you stop bribing people not to be crooks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)

198 The best bacon breakfast burrito in town comes from the south side of Cheyenne and they use rice. They tried switching to hash browns, but the rice is fantastic.

Their secret is their nice smokey green chili

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (l/++U)

199 If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.

Posted by: four seasons
---

If we cut off the money some will go to work, others will go to jail. Free money is the biggest driver of cultural corruption in America today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (UPlzn)

200 You can skip the rice at chipolte, but I don't eat there anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)

201 125
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.

Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)

Not to mention, Planned Parenthood, et. al. having abortion clinics readily available. Liberal white women always cite the unfairness to women of color when arguing for Planned Parenthood. If only they used it, but no, it's the liberal white women who help them ply their trade.

I actually don't think it's as much that they have kids because they get paid for it. I think it's more that if they have kids, they will get paid, so what's the risk? They also want to have babies because they have little else in their lives. My theories. YMMV.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (QaH55)

202 Midnight basketball was old man Bush's idea.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Clinton's

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (FxH7T)

203 A Clockwork Orange was mostly peaceful. So was Akira.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

204 Well, Warhammer 40K orks are technically sentient fungus, so that may change their perspective.

And, IIRC, they produce spores when they die to create more greenskins (yes that's the term of art). And more of an orgy of violence they go out in the more spores.

The fantasy ones aren't fungus though they are just some other sentient mammalian (?) race.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

205 @195 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (gu0hJ)

206 I heard these youths were headed to the Y to play bingo, but the directions got fouled up somehow, and well, you know...

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)

207 I just came home from voting in the primary runoff in Texas. To see Trump endorsed Paxton. Lololololololo!!!

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)

208 Restaurants are a scam. Bread rice and refied beans cost next to nothing. Eat your meat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (WpmWK)

209 Long term, you might actually get to build a society once you stop bribing people not to be crooks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
---

We're not paying them not to be crooks.
We're teaching them another form of larceny.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (UPlzn)

210 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Well, Homer was blind, so...

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

211 I think at a certain point, the parents become afraid of these youths.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)

212
Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (KtNj5)

____________

She's only 30!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (HdYcL)

213 How come “teens” are always black?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (1D2Ie)

214 @195 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

D'oh!

Posted by: Zombie Homer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (vTZFs)

215 How many taxpayers are footing the bills for these savages through Welfare and EBT?

I would say all of them.

Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.

Posted by: ironwolf32 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (MO0/c)

216
Well, Homer was blind, so...
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)




So, everyone was black?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

217 A Clockwork Orange was mostly peaceful. So was Akira.

Every one focuses on McDowell and his actions.

But...I think the politicos are more interesting...

The do good priest that enables McDowell

The leftwing pols that let him out as long as it doesn't effect them personally.

And the rightwing pols free him to protect themselves from scandal.

It all sounds about right in the real world doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

218 A friend of mine driving home was delayed an hour and a half by a huge mob of teens in downtown Chicago.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (dDXqG)

219 We're not paying them not to be crooks.
We're teaching them another form of larceny.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (UPlzn)

It's "fire insurance".

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (594J6)

220 @202 it was passed under Clinton but it was one of old man Bush's Thousand points of light. Actually started in mid 80s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (gu0hJ)

221 205 @195 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

Homer watched a lot of Netflix, so yeah, he's seen them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

222 I'm Greek and I'm proud.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (WpmWK)

223 Late 40's sounds right, if they have a solid conservative record.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (vbXSk)

Right. The problem is they "grow" in office.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (2+v4V)

224 Take the kids from this fight.

Give them a fair trial.

Then cane their asses Singapore style on live TV and broadcast it into every school in the DC area and require the students to watch.


That won't solve things. Mass incarceration, El Salvador-style, however...

Combine it with Trump's deportation strategy. We have people racking up mass charges, repeated long prison sentences, or...if they renounce their citizenship, they can volunteer to move to an agreeing 3rd nation that the Feds pay a small stipend for dealing with them. The prisoner gets a free second shot away from us, and when they fuck up, the 3rd nation has full authority to deal with the situation, makes a profit, and the US saves money, too!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JCZqz)

225 I think at a certain point, the parents become afraid of these youths.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)



My next door neighbors are black. The mom is a southern, large black woman. She had no qualms about grabbing a kid by the ear and dragging his ass when doing something wrong.

Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Mercoans can't swim.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (WpmWK)

227 A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
——-

In the 1980s and 1990s all the erudite pseudo-intellectuals in the rarified air of academe were livid that anyone with the means to do so - regardless of.skin color - were unassing the cities for the suburbs to escape dysfunction and crime. That’s just not “fair” you see.

Just a decade or two later, and up to the present you can see how they “fixed” the problem. They’ e even taken to importing especially unassimilated illegal aliens and sprinkling them far and wide around the country. By the millions. They are nothing if not relentless. Stupid yes, but persistent.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QPjUO)

228 Well, Homer was blind, so...
------
So, everyone was black?


You're all black cats in a coal bin to me.

Posted by: Zombie Homer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)

229 I don't think Homer ever saw a black person so what is that silly person babbling about?

What are you people talking about? Carl Carlson is a black man. Uh, wait, uh, African American. Wait...uh...what am I supposed to say here? Uh, Marge uh, what am I supposed to call people who are not yellow like us?

DOH

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

230 Police?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (WpmWK)

231 MY answer would be baseball bats and shotguns with bean bag rounds. Let the cops sort it out once you've quieted the situation by inflicting physical pain on the miscreants and laid them out on the ground.

And, no, I don't care that they might be minors.

Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (kU0PQ)

232 181 The NAACP's campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott
____

Oh no. Please. Don't do this. We beg you. We really mean it.

Posted by: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)


You mean where all the black people live?

https://tinyurl.com/yzsehwce

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (zFsEm)

233 I believe the correct term is Maryland Teen

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (2+v4V)

234 208 Restaurants are a scam. Bread rice and refied beans cost next to nothing. Eat your meat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (WpmWK)


eh, this is not wrong

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (VyBeY)

235 That Chipotle is near Nationals Park (and a block away from the Metro stop) and just a few blocks away from where I used to work in DC (300 M street). I knew a bunch of folks who worked in office buildings, and lived in apartments, within a block of that store.

Before the "urban renewal/gentrification" in the area the last 20 years it was nothing but shady nightclubs and literally The Projects. Sad to see it's falling backwards.

There's a local who's maintained a website chronicling the changes over the years, but stopped in 2022. It was fascinating to go through when I worked there. That Chipotle opened in 2018, after I left.

https://www.jdland.com/dc/index.cfm

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (gUs21)

236 Thumb typing csn be perilous.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (WpmWK)

237 Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.

this is what 60 years of paying black women to have kids out of wedlock produces...according to LBJ we have another 140 years of this to enjoy /

Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (8uzBS)

238 That won't solve things. Mass incarceration, El Salvador-style, however...

In a sense, that's what we did in the 90s and 2000s. Three strikes laws took most of the criminals off the streets, not because of the crime for which they were charged, but it didn't matter. Most crime is committed by a small subset of the pop. Get them off the streets, and crime plummets. Release them, and mirabile dictu, it goes back up.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

239 I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)

I'm coming to embrace the theory that if a candidate sends me mail I don't want to vote for them. Cornyn (hard no) and Mayes Middleton (apparently extremely deceitful in his campaign claims) are the only two who've sent anything. My theory is that those who send mailers are flush with GOPe cash and also living in the past.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

240 1989 book title: "Barbarians at the Gate"
2026 book title: "Barbarians inside the Gates"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (0KeBN)

241 Jeesh, it's in the 90s here. Yuck. And it's only May.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

242 They are nothing if not relentless. Stupid yes, but persistent.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QPjUO)

What's stupid about turning every single place into a miserable city, an environment that appears to create a ton of leftard idiots by default.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (2+v4V)

243 First rule of Fight Club - there is no Fight Club.

Posted by: Momlady at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (rY+t/)

244
Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

_____________

We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)

245 I think I used to much pepperoni. Eggs were tre spicy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (WpmWK)

246 Cornyn (hard no) and Mayes Middleton (apparently extremely deceitful in his campaign claims) are the only two who've sent anything.



Middleton is deceitful and the other guy voted to impeach Paxton and spoke out against Trump.


Why can't we get candidates that DON'T suck?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

247 1989 book title: "Barbarians at the Gate"
2026 book title: "Barbarians inside the Gates"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (0KeBN)

2021 title: What fucking gate?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (2+v4V)

248 MY answer would be baseball bats and shotguns with bean bag rounds.

Maybe if you gave bats and shotguns to the thugs, the problem would work itself out. Melees aren't so much fun when they're for real.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)

249 Barky and the left have tried to solve the problem of white flight by putting Section 8 housing in the suburbs. Federal judges have been trying to help but Trump's HUD people aren't pushing it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (gu0hJ)

250 If you make sure your kid never learns to read properly, or advance academically in any way, the "Mom" can get SSI benefits for the little bastard to age 18. There are many ways to skin the taxpayers and Somalis are just the tip of the iceberg. Have read anecdotally, that "Moms" make children suck on lead fishing weights on the way to be tested for lead poisoning. The "Poverty Racket" is quite the grift. Putting effort into doing good things? Nah, that's no fun!

Posted by: Bumqueeshia at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)

251 A month or so ago Cincinnati police shut down a "street takeover" before it could really get going. They confiscated a bunch of cars and arrested a bunch of people. Apparently tying up Chief DEI Granny with her wrongful termination suit has let the rest of the department do some good work.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (jNPcH)

252 I heard these youths were headed to the Y to play bingo, but the directions got fouled up somehow, and well, you know...
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)

That's the facts, Jack!

Posted by: Pvt. Winger at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)

253 My next door neighbors are black. The mom is a southern, large black woman. She had no qualms about grabbing a kid by the ear and dragging his ass when doing something wrong.

Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm old enough to remember when that was the norm for the black families I grew up around.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (VyBeY)

254 Three strikes laws took most of the criminals off the streets, not because of the crime for which they were charged

There is an interesting subset of this with sex crimes.

Like all other violent crime it is a tiny fraction of the population but they will keep doing it regularly when they are not in prison.

Now feminists will tell you "all men" are rapists. But if you put the 1% of men that are away rape will almost disappear. And here's where it gets interesting - if you suggest life imprisonment for any actual average rapist feminists will call you rayciss...but that or 3 strikes or any variant on long prison terms for real sex crimes would end the problem and feminists are not interested in solving the problem...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

255 90 degree forecast high. 85 currently. Still cold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (WpmWK)

256 How do you stop feral people?

You make examples of a few, that feral people will be taken out of society.

You try a few as adults and go for max sentence. Apparently, "Rondale" should be easy to find, b/c the girls knew him and called him out on video, so he's example #1. And then hit the girls for obstruction and max sentence if any deny knowing him and won't tell you where he is.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (tOcjL)

257 We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)



I'm Gen X. We went a LONG WAY of getting rid of that bullshit. In high school, it was mostly "Can you help the team win?" We played streetball (Not at midnight, most times) and got along just fine.

Then, Owebama got elected and all the work we'd done got blown away in hours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

258 MacDonalds is increasing building without sitdown areas to deal with this.

Forcing the animals to step up to Chipolte

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (wBaIH)

259
If I was one of these franchisees, I'd close down on the first incident. I'd use some creative way to publicize and shame the end of it.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (n7rxJ)

260 So, everyone was black?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM


And kung fu fighting, apparently.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

261 Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.

Posted by: ironwolf32 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (MO0/c)

----------------

Just imagine the Genealogical Family Tree descendants of NBA Players alone. /I denounce myself ...

I remember as a yute in the 70s seeing McLean Stevenson joking on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson:

"You know why when they do close-ups of professional football players on TV why they all say 'Hi Mom?'

Because if they said 'Hi Dad,' ten thousand guys in Detroit would all jump up and cheer ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (zdFj8)

262 I'm old enough to remember when that was the norm for the black families I grew up around.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Me too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

263
We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.


Let's not kid ourselves, though. If criminal behavior is associated strongly enough with an identifiable group, e.g. blacks, people start to just assume they're all or mostly criminal. Those who say otherwise are lying. It has a foundation in fact, but obviously is unfair to those who aren't criminals.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

264 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

Problem is I don't want mail, I don't want a call, I don't want an email, a text, a TikTok, a YouTube or anything else. I will figure out on my own who to vote for.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (2+v4V)

265 Related: the professor woman who wrote the "modern audience" translation of the Odyssey that they're using for the DEI movie said she knew instinctively that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.

But remember, we're the racists, not her.
Posted by: Ian S
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Sexually repressed she is, he first thoughts of the One Eyed Monster (we know what that is) was a big black man.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (UPlzn)

266
60 years ago Daniel Patrick Moynihan thought the 25% black illegitimacy rate was catastrophic. Now it's almost 80%.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)

267 I'm Greek and I'm proud.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (WpmWK)

Your usual table, Mr. Papadopoulos?
- IYKYK

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (Kdi1r)

268 So many potential midnight basketball players that never found their way to the court.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (5yDGQ)

269 Isnt feral people an oxymoron?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (wBaIH)

270 Move to places where they don't live.

Then government will move people into your neighborhood to bring you the "blessings of diversity".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (jNPcH)

271 The perps were black males in hoodies. Common sense hoodie control. Mask wearing in public in VA is a felony.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (WpmWK)

272 So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.

They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.

But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)
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D&D Orcs have their alignment as "Lawful Evil" which means by nature they prefer an ordered society, albeit one that's also exploitative.

So the real "Orcs" are the judges that use the law to let these "Yoots" run rampant.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (gnNyN)

273 Middleton is deceitful and the other guy voted to impeach Paxton and spoke out against Trump.

1. Paxton fired his top assistant Roy from his staff.
2. Paxton endorsed Middleton.

Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (8uzBS)

274 I stay away from Chipotles because they chop up their food too much. Too much surface area for intestinal invasions.

And the rioters.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (D1E+2)

275 and feminists are not interested in solving the problem...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

It's not about the nail.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (wVcYX)

276 Maybe start removing any welfare benefits of the immediate family that might be associated with the arrested "yute." Oh, your mom is on welfare and you got arrested for being a turd? Bye-bye benefits.

Posted by: P I Staker at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (gGi+G)

277 that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.

Every incarnation I can think of of cyclops - from the old Sinbad movies to D&D and on have them with a mediterrian skin tone which...actually makes perfect sense based on their origin and where they are supposed to live

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

278 I'm Greek and I'm proud.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM


*Hellenic fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (kgE5c)

279
1. Paxton fired his top assistant Roy from his staff.
2. Paxton endorsed Middleton.
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (8uzBS)



Well there you go.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

280 271 The perps were black males in hoodies. Common sense hoodie control. Mask wearing in public in VA is a felony.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (WpmWK)

Navy Yard isn't in VA.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)

281 The controversial legal case, where parents were held accountable for the child's act of manslaughter

The groundbreaking legal case where parents were held criminally accountable for their child's actions is the conviction of James and Jennifer Crumbley. In 2024, a Michigan jury found them guilty of involuntary manslaughter for the 2021 mass shooting committed by their 15-year-old son at Oxford High School, marking the first time parents were held criminally responsible for a child's mass school shooting

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (fn8sn)

282 90 degree forecast high. 85 currently. Still cold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (WpmWK)

We're under a frost advisory. In late May.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye forever at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (Wt5PA)

283 Two words. Midnight Basketball.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (/HtJF)

284 There was a time when the right would suggest that military style camps for these future scholars would be the best answer. Now, considering who would end up being the camp counselors and instructors, that answer is no longer optimal. They'd end up becoming full-blown Red Guard production lines.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (diia5)

285
Bulg,

37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)

286 AOC has gone to Alabama to speak at some Dem rallies. You have to hear it to believe how brain-dead it is. She may be approaching Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)

287 37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)



Blech.......


87 here and rain in the area with a front pushing through.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Bulg,

37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons


I think that 90s in May and 30s in May are equally ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

289 263 blacks are increasingly saying that tne majoriry of their community is feral; an 80/20 split, in fact

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (wBaIH)

290 Bulg,

37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM


95 here in MA, 90 tomorrow, and 60s the rest of the week. Mother nature is bipolar and off her meds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (kgE5c)

291 AOC has gone to Alabama to speak at some Dem rallies. You have to hear it to believe how brain-dead it is. She may be approaching Peak Stupid.
Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)



Her base is peak stupid, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Sandy from Yorktown Heights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (WpmWK)

293 60 years ago Daniel Patrick Moynihan thought the 25% black illegitimacy rate was catastrophic. Now it's almost 80%.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)


A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (iERP6)

294 Automatic door locks. Staff and non involved customers out the back and lock the door.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (5P5DO)

295 around 2034 the number 65 and greater year olds exceeds 18 and lesser year olds, what gets cut first, welfare or social security?

Posted by: EzE at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (pxzPN)

296 Automatic door locks. Staff and non involved customers out the back and lock the door.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (5P5DO)



Then gas the place to knock them all cold, wait for the smoke to clear, then arrest them all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

297 The leftist media sold a vote for Obama as the End of Racism. (Bet those articles are impossible to find now.)

Then they turned around and used him to attack all their "enemies", break all the rules, and generally be an insulting degrading POS, defiling the country and office. Any objection to said attacks was proof racism was not only alive, it was worse than ever.

That purposeful procession was many people's first exposure to what the Left is and how it works. Before that they were just idiots in pink blocking soldiers or "arresting" Dick Cheney.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (2+v4V)

298
A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (iERP6)

____________

Another drunken Mick. He'd talk sense occasionally but never strayed an angstrom from the Democratic party line. In the end, a coward.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (HdYcL)

299 How to you prefer your Massie firing?

Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)

300 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

301 A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

LBJ and other members of his cabinet pretty much shunned him for his views on black America until he changed his tune.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

302 Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year.

???

Say what?

This has been going on since the mid-2010s, at least. It started with the rise of smartphones ca. 2008/9, then accelerated in the mid twenty-teens, and by now it's just standard weekend behavior for "rowdy teens."

At least it has been this way in the SF Bay Area, and I presume many other cities as well.

The only difference is that people are connecting the dots, and realizing it happens nationwide, not just in their own particular town.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)

303 @293 CBD, when asked why he couldn't get rid of the programs which caused the problems, he said " because my big Irish heart won't let me". Have another drink Danny boy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (gu0hJ)

304 239 I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)

----

It's not so bad that the one candidate keeps sending you mail. It's that they SELL your name and address to who knows how many organizations, and they all send you mail

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (ZPsSk)

305 Sponge, I had letting them kill each other in mind.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (5P5DO)

306 Another drunken Mick. He'd talk sense occasionally but never strayed an angstrom from the Democratic party line. In the end, a coward.

I lost all respect for him when he voted not to convict Clinton.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

307 Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)

You are not her audience.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (2+v4V)

308 Hell, send in some Pagans or Vatos and tell 'em "Open Season".

Little fuckers will scatter like confetti on Rip Taylor's birthday.

Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Ot/FD)

309 STRICT LIABILITY!

If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too!


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

310 234 208 Restaurants are a scam. Bread rice and refied beans cost next to nothing. Eat your meat.
..eh, this is not wrong

True. not by a longshot. Even as Los Angeles/SimiValley burns yet again, few really understand the negligence and true horror of the area.

SIMI VALLEY/Reactor Melted Down MANY times during the 60's/70's in a way that *IS*/*WAS* worse than Chernobyl because this one was crewed by a real life boeing/HomerSimpson and operated by a perfectly-named equivalend of MrBurns.

Boeing was FINALLY ordered to remediate the residual radiation to background levels -- MrBurns agreed.

Guess what? a week after they removed the fire equipment on site, the Woolsey fire ignited and did infact remediate the residual radiation to background levels by distributing it *everywhere*.

https://www.inthedarkofthevalley.com/

As mouthy LIBs continue to prance, sing and carp for your cheesecake LIB BASSholes and firestarting BASTtards have gotten away with murder for decades... on this time the victim could be you

We'll actually have to work very hard to kill as many people in the 21st century. What's the difference? This time, you think the victim could be you-Clinton'07

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (OyC6z)

311 You might think that Barky would get out there and do something to encourage good behavior.

But you would be wrong.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (oafeN)

312 It's hard not to embrace stereotypes when certain sections of society keep behaving stereotypically.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)

313 Swivel War is coming. This is the pre-1917 communist playbook.

Posted by: The Dog at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (XodLO)

314 Sometimes, like this, the only solution is the last one you'd like to employ. But it becomes the only one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (jehhT)

315 [iHell, send in some Pagans or Vatos and tell 'em "Open Season".
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM

Did you mean Vagos?

Posted by: Wesley "Tiny" Crusher at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)

316 Also, if Pirro thinks she's going to get some of these parents on the hook for the yutes' behavior, she is dreaming.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

317 Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (2+v4V)

Same. A local organization sent around a voter's guide, which I appreciate. First time I've gotten one since moving to TX.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (lFFaq)

318 Da Nang me! Da Nang me!
They ought to take a rope and hang me!

Richard Blumenthal
@SenBlumenthal
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (/HtJF)

319 Nood Ken Paxton

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Kdi1r)

320 316 Also, if Pirro thinks she's going to get some of these parents on the hook for the yutes' behavior, she is dreaming. Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

Just the threat, and the hassle, is better than standing around and watching it happen.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (eloIc)

321 Unfortunately it’s not just black or Hispanic teens. Note San Diego.

Posted by: epador at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (TRnzq)

The Morning Rant

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"America First" isn't just a tag line. It distills a very simple idea that has been lost for a very long time. In fact, it is best seen as a warning to the gaggle of politicians and pundits whose every waking hour is consumed by the notion of a new world order that supersedes the normal human condition of nationalism and patriotism.

Put simply, "America First" is the entirely unremarkable idea that the function of the American government is to protect and defend the interests of the American people, American culture and society, and the American economy.

There is no addendum or subsection that requires American blood and treasure to be spent on any other country, unless it furthers the interests of America.Our alliances must be of benefit to America, or they should be discarded. And most of all, The conduct of America should be entirely self-governed, without any subservience to outside interests. The United Nations, the World Health Organization, NATO, the EU, OPEC, and a host of other international organizations constantly seek to force American subservience to their rules and mandates. Even sovereign countries try to hold America and Americans to their laws. The UK recently beclowned itself (even more than usual) by announcing that they will prosecute Americans for violations of the UK's draconian on-line hate speech laws.

And here we have a particularly egregious violation of our sovereignty by the EU, which has a bug up its pompous, superior, elitist ass when it comes to big bad American corporations being better and more efficient than European companies.

From Brasília to Brussels: Trump Should Broaden His 301 Offensive.

Earlier this year, iRobot, the company that made the Roomba, filed for bankruptcy and was sold off to a Chinese supplier. The cause was a decision made in Brussels, three years ago, to block Amazon’s rescue offer. Thusly, an American company was regulated out of existence by a foreign bureaucracy. A Chinese competitor inherited the spoils, which is a fair summary of how the European Union’s (EU) so-called consumer protections work in the real world.

iRobot is no isolated case. The EU has built an entire regulatory architecture for precisely this purpose, with two pieces of legislation: the Digital Markets Act (DMA) and the Digital Services Act (DSA), marketed as consumer protection but functioning as industrial policy directed at firms headquartered in the United States.

In fact, five of the seven companies Brussels has designated as “gatekeepers” under the DMA are American. European competitors, on the other hand, are usually spared, and Chinese firms face notably lighter compliance pressure. It’s hardly an accident.


This is a direct challenge to the sovereignty and economic leadership of America, and a nakedly partisan attempt to create through regulation what Europe is unable to do with innovation.

The EU and its mandarins are content to be overtaken by China, invaded by 3rd world Muslim hordes, and bought out by Gulf oil money. But competing with America and Americans? That is a bridge too far.

Europe is probably too far gone, but the Western Hemisphere is not, and an American-led regulatory structure that rewards innovation and hard work, and allows market forces to operate, will create the foundation for the economies on our side of the oceans to dominate.

The triad of Marco Rubio at State, Howard Lutnick at Commerce, and Scott Bessent at Treasury, understands this very well, and they should expand their pressure on our hemispheric partners to change the paradigm of the zero-sum economic game that the EU insists upon playing.


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

2 They all just want to date us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

4 I like the ending with a little grey box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

6
Considering anything of Europe at this point should carry the same social stigma as slumming.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:02 AM (s9VOe)

7 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

we're done here. pack it in....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 11:03 AM (v6XNT)

8 "America First." Those two words have become the signature phrase of Matt Morse on YouTube.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:03 AM (2Ez/1)

9 Missiissippi has s higher per capita gdp than England.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (WpmWK)

10 4 I like the ending with a little grey box.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

Only Platinum Plus members can see what's in the box.

Even ace can't see it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (bss/y)

11 Missiissippi has s higher per capita gdp than England.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (WpmWK)


And their reading scores are better than California's!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (iERP6)

12 The UK recently beclowned itself (even more than usual) by announcing that they will prosecute Americans for violations of the UK's draconian on-line hate speech laws.

You and what army? No really, what army?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

13 >>*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (NcvvS)

14 Screw Europe, those ungrateful wretches.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

15 9 Missiissippi has s higher per capita gdp than England.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM

And much better cuisine.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

16 For every US firm impacted by these silly EU regulations, we should nationalize all US based parts of an equivalent EU firm.

Just take them. EU cannot do a thing about it - except get off their high horse and quit thinking they are anything special. They are a drag on human development. And they are not special. Fuck em.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (GZYu7)

17 A smug tax?

U.S. House Lawmakers Propose $130 Annual Fee on EVs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

18 I think I'll refrain from another bout of Euro-bashing, because I want, and really, REALLY hope, the Euros have had enough of the nonsense and can regenerate themselves to be world leaders as they once were. You know, behind us.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

19
"What's in the box?"


That it was the head of the insipid Gwenyth Paltrow made that execrable movie so satisfying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:07 AM (s9VOe)

20 "The EU and its mandarins are content to be overtaken by China"

Overtaken or taken over? Given the propensity for our own politicians to be flipped to CCP purposes, why wouldn't they infiltrate the Euros the same way? Or do the Euros just roll over and expose the tasty bits for Xi without any effort on the Chinese part?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:07 AM (w/O5Q)

21 Even the Swedes are talking of deporting 180,000 Syrians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:08 AM (WpmWK)

22 Well I'm off to attempt voting, shouldn't be too busy. Lots of $$$$ being poured into GA this year on the R side with people coming out of the woodwork to campaign. Some look like iffy spoilers, some look decent, I would like to see ratshitburger go down in flames.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 11:08 AM (69Ewn)

23 Tehas primaries?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (WpmWK)

24
Tejas

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (s9VOe)

25 F@ck Europe. That is all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (kgE5c)

26 Even the Swedes are talking of deporting 180,000 Syrians.

Great, if they actually do it. On a per capita basis, that would be a lot more than Trump has deported to date.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

27 just tossed the pork shoulder on the smoker for tonights dinner. always get to enjoy these work from home days.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (v6XNT)

28
Massie stands to be judged in KY this day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (s9VOe)

29 That it was the head of the insipid Gwenyth Paltrow made that execrable movie so satisfying.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
======
That would be hilarious short in AI if you could put Siskel or Ebert saying precisely that one of their video movie reviews. I think that would be a Ebert line.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (E4rtv)

30 15 9 Missiissippi has s higher per capita gdp than England.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM

And much better cuisine.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

You know that is one thing about 'They Shall Not Grow Old' and I almost feel shitty for saying it. British poor dentition? Did not come from nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)

31 Bottomless Food Deals Are Back At Applebee’s and Red Lobster

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I thought a bottomless deal just about killed Red Lobster last time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

32 Kentucky provides many Rinos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (WpmWK)

33 I've been watching Taboo, starring Tom Hardy, on Prime. It's very well done, but the most satisfying part about it is the Americans are cast as the evil, powerful, bad guys against the British, who are also evil, powerful, bad guys. Did I mention it's set in 1812?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

34 I just cruised through the headlines at the lefty Memeorandum site, just to check on what the crazies are muttering about, and to my amazement, they all seem to take it as given PDJT has lost most of his previous voter support and Democrats will win big at the midterms, all because of Trump's Iran pacification effort.

So I guess Brussels can sleep better, regulate American businesses, and no one will do much to stop them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (c1vt4)

35 In heaven: the mechanics are German,
the chefs are French,
the police are British,
the lovers are Italian,
and everything is organized by the Swiss

In hell: the mechanics are French,
the police are German,
the chefs are British,
the lovers are Swiss,
and everything is organized by the Italians

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (HeR4S)

36 22 Well I'm off to attempt voting, shouldn't be too busy. Lots of $$$$ being poured into GA this year on the R side with people coming out of the woodwork to campaign. Some look like iffy spoilers, some look decent, I would like to see ratshitburger go down in flames.
Posted by: banana Dream

Race to watch are the two GA Supreme Court races and the one Court of Appeals race. Because they are non partisan, Democrats are of course trying to steal them including having Stacey Abram's sister as district judge concealing judicial ethics complaints until the 11th circuit ended her injunction preventing it from being told to voters.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)

37 I think I'll refrain from another bout of Euro-bashing, because I want, and really, REALLY hope, the Euros have had enough of the nonsense and can regenerate themselves to be world leaders as they once were. You know, behind us.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
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I would like to think this, but I don't think we have seen the level of groveling they are willing to do. They are complacent to allow an immigrant hoard to walk in and rape their women. They would remain willing to pay off Iran so as to avoid being blown up (they would think). They are feckless, weak and increasingly unimportant. They have turned their back on everything that once made them great. I see no turning back. I will miss French and Italian wines. I assume the invaders will burn the vineyards down.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (GZYu7)

38 It has become a petting and grooming farm

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HeR4S)

39 The triad of Marco Rubio at State, Howard Lutnick at Commerce, and Scott Bessent at Treasury, understands this very well, and they should expand their pressure on our hemispheric partners to change the paradigm of the zero-sum economic game that the EU insists upon playing.
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Three of the most consequential Presidential Cabinet picks since the first Reagan term. Outstanding men in place at the right time for the United State of America.

Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (rj6Yv)

40 Thx CBD.
The key is NATO. Say we're walking a way if the EU Brussels bureaucrats don't eff off and see how long they keep up their crap. Of course our Congress would have a nervous breakdown but two birds with one stone is a good thing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 11:14 AM (gu0hJ)

41 OT:

Have I got a deal for you!

There is a sports bar in Portland called "The Sports Bra", which shows only women's sports. It's been around since 2022.

It has received millions of dollars of free publicity, and they are doing crowdfunding to take the concept nationwide - to thirty other cities!

This is your big chance to cash in - just $250 is enough to buy a piece of the Sports Bra!

If you actually read the financial statement that comes with the crowdfunding proposal, you discover that:

1) The Sports Bra has never made money.

2) As the novelty has worn off, The Sports Bra has been losing increasing amounts of money over time.

No matter - this is your big chance to get in on the ground floor!

It's like investing in Amazon in 1999!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:14 AM (aD4fx)

42 Network Contagion Research Institute (NCRI), Gevura Fund, and Rutgers University, among others, found that of the NEA’s $450 million annual disbursement budget from fiscal year 2025, less than $46 million, or 10 percent, was spent on activities directly representing the union’s constituents.

Kind of also tells you how important the kids are too.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (/+uur)

43 38 It has become a petting and grooming farm
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HeR4S)

Don't kid yourself. Get some tequila and some salt licks and the petting zoo is a great time!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (w/O5Q)

44 22 Well I'm off to attempt voting, shouldn't be too busy. Lots of $$$$ being poured into GA this year on the R side with people coming out of the woodwork to campaign. Some look like iffy spoilers, some look decent, I would like to see ratshitburger go down in flames.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Enjoy.. is ratt-a-tooie-burger still going to be allowed to whack off while counting ballots alone? one for me, two more for me, one for you, bwahahahaha

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (jN0Xi)

45 31 Bottomless Food Deals Are Back At Applebee’s and Red Lobster
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I thought a bottomless deal just about killed Red Lobster last time.

>>>
When is the last time you sampled Red Lobster? Red Lobster is now in the game of killing everyone, not getting killed.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (HeR4S)

46 1) The Sports Bra has never made money.

2) As the novelty has worn off, The Sports Bra has been losing increasing amounts of money over time.

No matter - this is your big chance to get in on the ground floor!

It's like investing in Amazon in 1999!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:14 AM (aD4fx)

The Manzeirre

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (/+uur)

47 Overtaken or taken over?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:07 AM (w/O5Q)


Their economies will be overtaken by China, but not before Europe is taken over by the Muzzies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (iERP6)

48 Our Applebees are all boarded up here. I like the fake bar burgers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (WpmWK)

49 Amazon Moving Forward With Spinoff Delphi Series Tied to the “Rocky” Franchise

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Rumble In Assisted Living?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)

50 43 38 It has become a petting and grooming farm
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HeR4S)

Don't kid yourself. Get some tequila and some salt licks and the petting zoo is a great time!

>>>

Is there bull riding?

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (HeR4S)

51 A fellow I know just finished a new book (soon to be published by Oxford Univ Press) wherein he says the EU bureaucracy took full advantage of Covid and essentially morphed into a fully developed authoritarian state, ruling by diktat. All it lacks is a military and a central personality to be a fully realized fascist enterprise. So, beware of Europe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (c1vt4)

52 Sports Bra!


Go boobs!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

53 Hope Solo shot first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:18 AM (WpmWK)

54 Their economies will be overtaken by China, but not before Europe is taken over by the Muzzies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (iERP6)

==
Right before China implodes. The world is really about to be a very tough place, and most of the globe won't like it very much at all. I can see a better hope for the Mideast than I do for western Europe.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (GZYu7)

55 There is a sports bar in Portland called "The Sports Bra", which shows only women's sports. It's been around since 2022.

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Disastrous Home Debut with New Team Sees Angel Reese Benched

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)

56 Come for the wings, stay for the breasts.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (594J6)

57 I saw a LinkedIn post from Amex looking for entry level recent graduates to hire.

Qualification: OPT Visa and the poster was an Indian, of course. In other words no Americans need apply.

This is what American First SHOULD be focusing on. This is what Trump should have stopped on day 1. Our entire corporate employment is being overtaken by foreigners who have no qualms with building their ethnic empires within cooperations.

Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (b4qzS)

58 Don Imus was right.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:20 AM (WpmWK)

59 Elmo: "What's in the box?"
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam: "Pain."
Elmo: "Elmo no like pain!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 11:20 AM (PiwSw)

60 >>>Missiissippi has s higher per capita gdp than England.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (WpmWK)

And their reading scores are better than California's!
******
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"

Posted by: Charlie (Mississippi) Brown at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (S+2Xo)

61 Sports Bra!


Go boobs!!!


Yeah, you'd think that they'd show a lot of women's beach volleyball, but apparently they don't do that.

After all, who doesn't want to sit in a bar and watch WNBA games?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (aD4fx)

62 Our local Bob Evans is no more. Sad. Really liked their food.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

63 -
Disastrous Home Debut with New Team Sees Angel Reese Benched

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)



1. She sucks.

2. She gives 2 shits about basketball.

3. She just wants fame and fortune without the work.


They were stupid to trade for her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Disastrous Home Debut with New Team Sees Angel Reese Benched

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)

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Green Dildos hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:22 AM (kUM31)

65 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (WpmWK)

66 Yeah, you'd think that they'd show a lot of women's beach volleyball, but apparently they don't do that.

After all, who doesn't want to sit in a bar and watch WNBA games?


If they cloned Sophie Cunningham to play every position, I'd watch.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

67 Our entire corporate employment is being overtaken by foreigners who have no qualms with building their ethnic empires within cooperations.

One wonders how they get around the civil rights laws, when they create entire departments comprised solely of Indians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (aD4fx)

68 "What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that 'Our rights do not derive from government. They come from you, our creator and heavenly Father.' Is this him putting God over the Declaration of Independence?" Katy Tur asked.

Guess she missed this part
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (/+uur)

69 Yeah, you'd think that they'd show a lot of women's beach volleyball, but apparently they don't do that.

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Has anybody created a Professional Women's Beach Volleyball Lingerie League yet?

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)

70 The breakroom must be a nightmare.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (WpmWK)

71 Has anybody created a Professional Women's Beach Volleyball Lingerie League yet?

Lingerie would cover too much up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (aD4fx)

72 When the players of their favorite "sport" wear lace on their shorts, and their favorite caliber is 9mm, what do you expect?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (pHGAx)

73 President Trump;

Quit talking, and finish the job!

You damn well better pay attention to this matter!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 19, 2026 11:25 AM (FpP3s)

74 Their economies will be overtaken by China, but not before Europe is taken over by the Muzzies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (iERP6)

I still can't disaggregate how much is Euro bureaucratic Aristocratic myopia and how much is orchestrated by the CCP directly compromising the officials a la Fang Fang, etc.

Maybe it's a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:25 AM (w/O5Q)

75 Has anybody created a Professional Women's Beach Volleyball Lingerie League yet?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)

To much sand. T

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:25 AM (594J6)

76 >1. She sucks.

2. She gives 2 shits about basketball.

3. She just wants fame and fortune without the work.


They were stupid to trade for her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zz0t1


You're overlooking the fact that she leads the WNBA in "mebounds."

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (rJ48h)

77 Missiissippi has s higher per capita gdp than England.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Saw a YouTube video of a Brit asking fellow Brits on the street, if the UK were a state where do you think it would be ranked economically? Most of the answers were top 5 or top 10. When told they’re 51 the reactions were along the “yeah but Americans have no health care and kill themselves with guns so I would never live there”.

Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (b4qzS)

78 Every time I here the EU do something bureaucratically stupid I'm reminded of the residents of the floating island in Gullivers Travels. They think of completely abstract impractical ideas. Swift was a smart boy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (gu0hJ)

79 Has anybody created a Professional Women's Beach Volleyball Lingerie League yet?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)



Seems like they don't wear much already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

80
You're overlooking the fact that she leads the WNBA in "mebounds."
Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (rJ48h)



There's changing the game for the better, then there's changing the game because everyone knows you suck and they're laughing at you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

81 Nobody watches WNBA anyway. As far as he has fallen lately, Bill Burr's standup on the WNBA is still hilarious. "WE GAVE YOU A FUCKING LEAGUE AND NONE OF YOU SHOWED UP! WHERE ARE ALL THE FEMINISTS? THE STANDS SHOULD BE PACKED WITH FEMINISTS!"

Posted by: Nobody watches because it sucks at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (TbWk/)

82 One wonders how they get around the civil rights laws, when they create entire departments comprised solely of Indians.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (aD4fx)

It helps when HR is also all Indian and doesn’t bother with pesky federal labor laws

Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (b4qzS)

83 Is there bull riding?
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM


I'm curious about this, as well.

Posted by: David F. at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (pHGAx)

84 Bwahahahahahahaha!

#BreakingNews Artist Scott LoBaido just installed a giant middle finger statue directly in front of Zohran Mamdani’s City Hall in NYC — aimed straight at him.
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)

85 “yeah but Americans have no health care and kill themselves with guns so I would never live there”.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (b4qzS)



Good.

UK Healthcare sucks. And they have 1/3 the people we have in the US.

Euros like to tell us we are inhumane, but we have 350 million people. Life in China and India sucks, but hey, they've got free healthcare, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

86 When told they’re 51 the reactions were along the “yeah but Americans have no health care and kill themselves with guns so I would never live there”.

You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)

87 Europe is probably too far gone, but the Western Hemisphere is not, and an American-led regulatory structure that rewards innovation and hard work, and allows market forces to operate, will create the foundation for the economies on our side of the oceans to dominate.
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Europe is too far gone. If you've worked with Europeans in the last 20 years you know that they have adapted a culture of utter laziness and entitlement. That culture has been enabled by the largesse and kind heart of the United States of America that has shielded them from danger since WWII and allowed them to spend their time and money on gaywad "cultural" pursuits and not the creation of anything that is actually valuable to commerce.

Forget Canada.

Saving LATAM might be possible. There are some green shoots with non-communists getting elected in a couple of countries and we should be doing everything we can to bolster those governments and show them that capitalism is the way forward, not the bone-lazy socialist bullshit that a LOT of that region has grown to know and love.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (oqH4h)

88 Inflation is back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (WpmWK)

89 Saw a YouTube video of a Brit asking fellow Brits on the street, if the UK were a state where do you think it would be ranked economically? Most of the answers were top 5 or top 10. When told they’re 51 the reactions were along the “yeah but Americans have no health care and kill themselves with guns so I would never live there”.

The Copium is strong with them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

90 A smug tax?

U.S. House Lawmakers Propose $130 Annual Fee on EVs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


EV owners are stealing electricity which rightfully belongs to our data center owning benefactors. -- Congress persyns

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (ExV1e)

91 #BreakingNews Artist Scott LoBaido just installed a giant middle finger statue directly in front of Zohran Mamdani’s City Hall in NYC — aimed straight at him.
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)

This is fantastic. Reminds me of Sabo and his heyday of guerlilla art.

Posted by: A little rebellion is a good thing at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

92 #BreakingNews Artist Scott LoBaido just installed a giant middle finger statue directly in front of Zohran Mamdani’s City Hall in NYC — aimed straight at him.
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)



But, you elected him..........It's not like you didn't know what you were getting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

93 Inflation is back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (WpmWK)




INPEACH!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Bulgar, The Bob Evans near 66 and the Battlefield is still open.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 19, 2026 11:32 AM (yTvNw)

95 71 Has anybody created a Professional Women's Beach Volleyball Lingerie League yet?

Lingerie would cover too much up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (aD4fx)

The best Women's Football I've ever seen was in the Lingerie, later Legends Football League. The combination of effort and solid technique was honestly impressive. They were far more concerned with the Ws and Ls than the T & A.

For the record, flag football is not football.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:32 AM (w/O5Q)

96 After all, who doesn't want to sit in a bar and watch WNBA games?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (aD4fx)

They found a gap in the market!

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 11:32 AM (2+v4V)

97 After all, who doesn't want to sit in a bar and watch WNBA games?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (aD4fx)



I watched part of the PWHL championship yesterday. Made it about 3 minutes then turned NCIS back on............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

98 Bwahahahahahahaha!

#BreakingNews Artist Scott LoBaido just installed a giant middle finger statue directly in front of Zohran Mamdani’s City Hall in NYC — aimed straight at him.
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)

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BREAKING: Muslim Commie Mandami Has Giant Middle Finger Statue Moved to Wall Street For Insertion Into The Rectum of The Charging Bull Statue.

/To the Tune of "Moooooooooooon River ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (kUM31)

99 Life in China and India sucks, but hey, they've got free healthcare, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I don't think China does, actually.

If you're a peasant and get sick, well, it sucks to be a sick peasant.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

100 “yeah but Americans have no health care and kill themselves with guns so I would never live there”.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (b4qzS)

I've got all the Healthcare you need, buddy.

Posted by: Liverpool pathway at May 19, 2026 11:34 AM (3QsZU)

101 Margins blown.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:34 AM (WpmWK)

102 "It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliance with any portion of the foreign world."

- George Washington farewell address

The square mile known as The City of England has been our enemy since the 18th century

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 19, 2026 11:35 AM (HR77u)

103 You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)

Heh. Funny enough I saw a post on Reddit of some “influencer” on X saying nobody wants “boomer houses”, ie 3000 sq ft homes with yards and those houses will drop in value going forward.

Keep in mind this was Reddit, where urbanism lunatics thrive. And even there most replies were along the lines of I’d love a 3000 sq ft home with a big yard, I just can’t afford one right now.

Problem is urbanists are like vegans. Small in number but extremely loud. The average person doesn’t want to live like a sardine.

Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:35 AM (b4qzS)

104 BREAKING: Muslim Commie Mandami Has Giant Middle Finger Statue Moved to Wall Street For Insertion Into The Rectum of The Charging Bull Statue.

/To the Tune of "Moooooooooooon River ..."
Posted by: ShainS


LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (KtNj5)

105 The square mile known as The City of England has been our enemy since the 18th century
Posted by: Danimal28

You mean City of London.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)

106 Oligachy!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (PiwSw)

107 The Onslow character on Keeping Up Appearances from 40 years ago is your average Brit. Bone idle, on the dole, content with little more than a seat at the pub, betting parlor, and a packet of crisps. He did have Daisy, though, and a very used car.

Posted by: That Bucket Woman at May 19, 2026 11:38 AM (oftw2)

108 I guess that whole "warmth of collectivism" thing is wearing off in NYC. Lessons are not learned in mere months with these people. The citizens who openly greeted Mandami and voted for him need another several years of his rule. Burned into their souls.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 11:38 AM (jehhT)

109 Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (RHGPo)

Blow the margins again and I will ban you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (iERP6)

110 Heh. Funny enough I saw a post on Reddit of some “influencer” on X saying nobody wants “boomer houses”, ie 3000 sq ft homes with yards and those houses will drop in value going forward.

Keep in mind this was Reddit, where urbanism lunatics thrive. And even there most replies were along the lines of I’d love a 3000 sq ft home with a big yard, I just can’t afford one right now.

Problem is urbanists are like vegans. Small in number but extremely loud. The average person doesn’t want to live like a sardine.
Posted by: Heroq



Homes will never drop in value. Where else will cities, counties & states get their property tax receipts from?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (KtNj5)

111 Where there's a will, there's a way.

Cosmo tells readers how to get around potential abortion-pill bans by delivering live babies and letting them die

https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)

112 The Onslow character on Keeping Up Appearances from 40 years ago is your average Brit. Bone idle, on the dole, content with little more than a seat at the pub, betting parlor, and a packet of crisps. He did have Daisy, though, and a very used car.
Posted by: That Bucket Woman

My favorite character on that show.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (77rzZ)

113 As noted by President Trump the ballroom will sit atop a sub-surface system of hardened rooms, research facilities and military operations that will form a hub of interconnected executive office government defense operations.

The building is being built to withstand missile and drone attacks, with several floors underground that will serve as a defense system for the President and cabinet members. The ballroom that sits atop the underground network will be paid by President Trump and donors; the government funding is for the military defense complex that will sit underground approximately six stories down. This is a remarkable explanation by President Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 11:40 AM (RHGPo)

114 I was attending Open University.

Posted by: Onslo at May 19, 2026 11:40 AM (594J6)

115
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 11:41 AM (y9nCu)

116 Life in China and India sucks, but hey, they've got free healthcare, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I don't think China does, actually.

If you're a peasant and get sick, well, it sucks to be a sick peasant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
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And no product liability law either, so drug companies skip animal testing and move directly to human testing. No fear of being sued, leads to very rapid drug development timelines (and some dead bodies left behind).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:41 AM (UjuN2)

117 103 You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

You can tell they don't have kids. Add kids to a 500 sq ft apartment and have to deal with urban life (schools, babysitters, etc.) doesn't work very well. Those flats are for childless couples at best, and singles.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)

118 You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)


I did that in Paris for six months last year, but actually lived in a 1,500 square foot apartment with all of the amenities (except A/C!), in a great and quiet neighborhood within a three minute walk to a great food shopping street.

I prefer my house in NJ where I have to drive everywhere.

Freedom is grand!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:42 AM (iERP6)

119 116 Life in China and India sucks, but hey, they've got free healthcare, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I don't think China does, actually.

If you're a peasant and get sick, well, it sucks to be a sick peasant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
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And no product liability law either, so drug companies skip animal testing and move directly to human testing. No fear of being sued, leads to very rapid drug development timelines (and some dead bodies left behind).
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Outside the West, life is cheap for the masses. Only the leaders and wealthier get consideration.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

120 You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)
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I saw a discussion about this in the chat on Lord of the Rings Online recently. The urbanists were glorifying the fact that they have museums! And art galleries! All within walking distance!

The counterargument was that not everyone WANTS those things. And that most people who want to go do those things can often make it a day trip into the city.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 11:43 AM (gnNyN)

121 U.S. House Lawmakers Propose $130 Annual Fee on EVs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)
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Good. I'm tired of subsidizing the extensive wear and tear that heavy-ass EVs put on highway infrastructure by paying a tax on gasoline while Karen whooshes by in her Tesla with no such tax burden.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 11:44 AM (oqH4h)

122 This is a joke. I think.

https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7)

123 In case anyone missed JJ this morning, his link to the VDH article is a jewel. Hanson goes through our relationships and events with the world in a happy, aggressive fashion that will warm the hearts of patriots and rebut defeatist naysayers.

https://tinyurl.com/2a3ss5cv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (UPlzn)

124 The square mile known as The City of England has been our enemy since the 18th century
Posted by: Danimal28

You mean City of London.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)
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He hates bankers?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (UjuN2)

125 But, you elected him..........It's not like you didn't know what you were getting.
Posted by: Sponge
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I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)

126 The counterargument was that not everyone WANTS those things. And that most people who want to go do those things can often make it a day trip into the city.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Lots of small cities and small towns have their own museums. Heck even the podunk "village" (that was its official status) that I grew up in had a small museum dedicated to local history.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (77rzZ)

127 X videos don't play anymore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (WpmWK)

128 Its almost comical that we've reached the point where we have one, sort of, America first party and the other party that is clearly America last - using America as a source of forced labor and dumping violent thugs in its borders to terrorize it

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)

129 I could have free gas if I bought an electric car. Work has two free charging stations. I was asking when the new free fuel pumps are going in.
Didn't go over well.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (594J6)

130 Pelosi did not endorse the pervert Weiner to replace her seat.
That's weird.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 11:47 AM (K4Dl+)

131 I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)



That and he was elected with 2% of the vote, or whatever, because everyone stayed home. How'd THAT work out?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

132 Anyone want Chipotle?

Posted by: democrat Goblin at May 19, 2026 11:47 AM (j+GfC)

133 You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.

cities literally drive people crazy.

The Rs should have an explicitly anti-urban slate of policies since the Ds have an explicitly anti-rural/suburban one

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)

134 He hates bankers?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Financiers rely on making money by arbitrage and turn around and use some of that money to pay off politicians to keep their arbitrage gigs going on.

The argument is that they make markets more efficient, the counter argument is that they are a drag on market efficiency because they seek to privatize gains and collectivize losses. Like in the great financial meltdown in 2008.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)

135 Pelosi did not endorse the pervert Weiner to replace her seat.
That's weird.


She must know something scandalous is about to break. Maybe he slept with a woman once.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)

136 122 This is a joke. I think.

https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7)

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She's good, but Fisher Stevens's character in Short Circuit was the absolute best Indian impersonation ever.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (PiwSw)

137 I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.

The biggest tell for this is that no matter how much urban office holders screw up they keep getting re-elected.

No one like a Bass should have any hope of getting re-elected after what she's done and it is very very likely she will.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:49 AM (sKqQm)

138 But, you elected him..........It's not like you didn't know what you were getting.
Posted by: Sponge
======
I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.
Posted by: whig


On this one it did. New Yorkers turned out in droves to elect Mayor Jihadi.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:50 AM (KtNj5)

139 @135 I don't think it's possible to have something scandalous break about Scott Weiner. He could hump a road kill deer on live TV and the loons in SF would swoon
Maybe if they found out he was really heterosexual, but that ain't happening

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (gu0hJ)

140 the markets are not happy this morning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (48Bzr)

141 On this one it did. New Yorkers turned out in droves to elect Mayor Jihadi.

That one is more nuanced honestly.

Mayor Jihad won based on immigrants. If only heritage Americans voted the other corrupt Dem would have won.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (sKqQm)

142 Down over a third of a percent. Sell!

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:52 AM (WpmWK)

143 Anyone want Chipotle?
Posted by: democrat Goblin

I haven't got any brass knuckles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:52 AM (ndZc7)

144
Cosmo tells readers how to get around potential abortion-pill bans by delivering live babies and letting them die

https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)

Sugar, spice and everything nice. Maternal instincts, mama bear, nothing like a mother's love.

Posted by: Inherent selfless nurturers at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (TbWk/)

145 122 This is a joke. I think.

https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Trans-Indian is Indian! Bigot!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (Dv3i1)

146 Going to Chipotle? Wear a cup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (WpmWK)

147 Talcum X has shown the way to be trans-racial...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (sKqQm)

148
Put simply, "America First" is the entirely unremarkable idea that the function of the American government is to protect and defend the interests of the American people, American culture and society, and the American economy.

___________

*women scream and faint*
*men shout*
*dogs howl*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (HdYcL)

149 She's good, but Fisher Stevens's character in Short Circuit was the absolute best Indian impersonation ever.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (PiwSw)

Oh! Her pants are blazing for you!

I am sporting a tremendous woody right now!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (PSEDc)

150 The only time I've been to my local blue shitty since COVID is because the airport is there.

And...it still looks like shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)

151 I did a project for an Indian "engineer" at work. I was to figure out a way to make lids stick to a thing with about 20psi of air pressure generated inside. I used 2" velcro on all four corners. Worked great except they kept swapping lids around and they weren't all the same. Anyway just that contribution has netted me about 40% of the blame for the project failing.
His blame someone else bullshit is pissing me off. That fucker will never admit HE failed.
I will simply NEVER do a damn thing for him again.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (594J6)

152 This is a joke. I think.

https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

The littering and taking a dump in public were perfect touches.

Posted by: They have PSAs telling them to use the toilet at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (TbWk/)

153
The mother of one the aholes called the police to warn them that her son was suicidal and several of her guns were missing.

How did she have several guns in California and why weren't they locked up?

I thought California had strict gun regulations.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 11:56 AM (3ek7K)

154 Mayor Jihad won based on immigrants. If only heritage Americans voted the other corrupt Dem would have won.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (sKqQm)

I think the "progressives" all believed they were "getting" Trump with this guy. As the kids say... "you just played yo seff"

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 11:57 AM (2+v4V)

155 The biggest tell for this is that no matter how much urban office holders screw up they keep getting re-elected.

No one like a Bass should have any hope of getting re-elected after what she's done and it is very very likely she will.

Posted by: 18-1


There are a number of states that should join the South in learning the pleasures of being Reconstructed.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 19, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)

156 His blame someone else bullshit is pissing me off. That fucker will never admit HE failed.
I will simply NEVER do a damn thing for him again.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (594J6)
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Blame-shifting and circle-talk are the national sports of India.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 11:57 AM (oqH4h)

157 I thought California had strict gun regulations.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 11:56 AM (3ek7K)

They do. Mama is going to prison for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:58 AM (594J6)

158 The mother of one the aholes called the police to warn them that her son was suicidal and several of her guns were missing.


Officer Donut: I see, I see. He's transexual though? Oh, yes, sorry, she is transexual. I'll get right on that.

/click

Officer Donut: That kid is gonna kill somebody...good thing I have all this paperwork to do instead

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)

159
cities literally drive people crazy.

___________

The same people who advocate everyone living in "15-minute" cities are the ones who decry industrial chicken farms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 11:59 AM (HdYcL)

160 Unbelievable post digging up Platner's prior Reddit post over at Twitchy. He says "this vid never gets old" and the guy got what he deserved ". It's a vid of a US soldier getting shot in Afghanistan while drawing fire so fellow soldiers could get to safety. Platner is a scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (gu0hJ)

161 Homes will never drop in value. Where else will cities, counties & states get their property tax receipts from?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (KtNj5)
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Except in big blue urban downtowns where commercial real estate prices are cratering because they don't have enough clients. So as the downtown offices empty, there will also be less need for downtown housing because there are fewer people living downtown. Suburban housing will continue its march higher and higher.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (GZYu7)

162 The same people who advocate everyone living in "15-minute" cities are the ones who decry industrial chicken farms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Good point.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (77rzZ)

163 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)

Some people are just elated about going to hell.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (2+v4V)

164 His blame someone else bullshit is pissing me off. That fucker will never admit HE failed.
I will simply NEVER do a damn thing for him again.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (594J6)

I had a boss like this. Couple of them, actually. Every single one of their fuckups was always someone else's fault. I don't know whose dicks they were sucking by they were basically bulletproof no matter much they fucked up. Don't know how they did it, but whatever it was it's the path to success.

Posted by: Position without accountability at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (TbWk/)

165 130 Pelosi did not endorse the pervert Weiner to replace her seat.
That's weird.
Posted by: torabora

Nope, she was grooming one of her daughters for that seat and Weiner screwed up that cunning plan. These assholes plan for endless succession of their spawn entering politics as they inherit existing donor networks, past political alliances, etc.

These types get upset if someone interrupts their plans by preventing their spawn taking office. Remember Pelosi's dad was a machine mayor of Baltimore who was at least mob adjacent. He used his power to prevent Pelosi's brother from being charged in a gang rape case in good ole Baltimore.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

166 When it comes to Europe, it reminds me of this comparison:

The US has 11 nuclear powered supercarriers
Europe has none. What they DO have is:

* UK has 2 supercarriers, but not nuclear powered
* France has a nuclear powered carrier, but it's half the size of a supercarrier
* A few other European countries have something that passes for a carrier, even smaller than the Frence carrier. VSTOL stuff.

Europe has a bigger population that the US, and is supposedly as modern and industrailized as anyplace.

But they clearly have their heads up their asses.

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (ovdkm)

167 What is it with guys named "Weiner" being pervs?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)

168 Platner is a scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (gu0hJ)
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Agreed. I still fear he will win.

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (8TPCk)

169 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)

Some people are just elated about going to hell.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (2+v4V)

I'm not elated just resigned. And I haven't even done anything especially horrible. *shrug*

Posted by: It's where we're all going at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (TbWk/)

170 and everything is organized by the Italians
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (HeR4S)


Italians have their positive side

"You buy an Italian anvil. The website is gorgeous and almost entirely non-functional. After three failed checkout attempts you call the number listed and a man named Gianni answers on the second ring, remembers your name halfway through the conversation despite never having met you, and explains that his cousin will deliver it personally next Tuesday because the courier company “non è serio.” It arrives Wednesday. It is breathtaking — sculpted, almost — with a curve along the waist that serves no functional purpose but makes you want to weep. The base is slightly uneven. Gianni explains this is intentional. You are not entirely sure he’s lying."

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)

171 What is it with guys named "Weiner" being pervs?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)



Seems set in stone from birth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

172 >>>Homes will never drop in value. Where else will cities, counties & states get their property tax receipts from?

Posted by: rickb223
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Quibbling on the difference in price and value.
A home may maintain its value while the overall price of homes may decrease or increase.

As it is now, we are in a false market driven by entities such as Blackrock buying homes by the tranche then artificially driving up the price coupled with Knum Knutz Powell driving up the interest rate.

This gets straightened out the price of homes will decrease, however, their value may be retained.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (UPlzn)

173 Officer Donut: That kid is gonna kill somebody...good thing I have all this paperwork to do instead
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)

Also Officer Donut doesn't want a chat with Internal Affairs about his "phobia" and "unconscious bias".

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (gKWVE)

174 We've been suffering under a conspiracy of over 100 years between the Euro and American royalists to "manage the decline" of America.

The destruction of the American middle class and especially the American manufacturing base was intentional.

We haven't had a President even _look_ at countering this destruction until Trump.

There are a lot of reasons the left hates Trump.
But this is the biggest reason the internationalists hate him.
And have tried to kill him.

We're not talking millions, we're not talking billions--we're talking trillions they have stolen and exploited from us.
Behind the smiling face of "friendship."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (73/SM)

175 Europe has a bigger population that the US, and is supposedly as modern and industrailized as anyplace.

But they clearly have their heads up their asses.
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (ovdkm)



They've not been required to provide their own security until Trump started forcing their hands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Except in big blue urban downtowns where commercial real estate prices are cratering because they don't have enough clients. So as the downtown offices empty, there will also be less need for downtown housing because there are fewer people living downtown. Suburban housing will continue its march higher and higher.
Posted by: Black JEM
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The new cunning plan by developers is conversion of those office towers into living residences. But it doesn't work unless you can force people back into cities because it is extremely expensive and people don't want to live in urban Democrat shitholes. So using the hideous idea of Cass Sunstein, you 'nudge' people into that by more or less preventing development outside the city--expensive gas, high taxes levied on suburbs, discouraging families, getting more immigration and directing it into suburbs and rural areas.

That is where the new urbanism crap is coming from, well heeled developers pay their commie new urbanists to push these ideas to political leaders.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

177 > Homes will never drop in value.
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I think the house will, or can, lose value. The property it's on however....

Unless it becomes a toxic waste dump. Which is possible. I mean, there's only a finite amount of serviceable land available, and it's getting smaller every year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 12:08 PM (jehhT)

178 I did that in Paris for six months last year, but actually lived in a 1,500 square foot apartment with all of the amenities (except A/C!), in a great and quiet neighborhood within a three minute walk to a great food shopping street.

I prefer my house in NJ where I have to drive everywhere.

Freedom is grand!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:42 AM (iERP6)



My mom lived 3 years in the Netherlands in the mid-90s with my Dutch step-dad. The only thing that made it tolerable is that she had US military PX privileges because my dad was retired Navy. Extremely limited food choices, and they had to get a frickin' residence permit from the government to move to a new apartment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

179 GP is offline.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:10 PM (gu0hJ)

180 >>>I'm not elated just resigned. And I haven't even done anything especially horrible. *shrug*
Posted by: It's where we're all going
--

He left it a little confusing, who's in and who's out, didn't he? I think He did it on purpose to keep us trying.
_Never give up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (UPlzn)

181 I just cruised through the headlines at the lefty Memeorandum site, just to check on what the crazies are muttering about, and to my amazement, they all seem to take it as given PDJT has lost most of his previous voter support and Democrats will win big at the midterms, all because of Trump's Iran pacification effort.
--
LOL
They have polls.
And polls are always accurate.
Even ones 6 months before the election.

Someone noted, what if the only reason the polls are even close to accurate for the Dems is due to all the cheating?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (73/SM)

182 GP is offline.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:10 PM (gu0hJ)



Did he die or is he just taking time off?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

183 It is.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM (WpmWK)

184 They've not been required to provide their own security until Trump started forcing their hands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)


Of course, but what kind of dumbass leaves the defense of their country to someone else?

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM (ovdkm)

185 "137 I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.

The biggest tell for this is that no matter how much urban office holders screw up they keep getting re-elected.

No one like a Bass should have any hope of getting re-elected after what she's done and it is very very likely she will.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:49 AM (sKqQm)"

almost half a century ago, there was Mike Bilandic ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (VyBeY)

186 Dana White is the owner of one of the biggest sports in the world. All the media can think to ask him is about his relationship with Trump and what he thinks about recent poll numbers.

It's why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

187 The new cunning plan by developers is conversion of those office towers into living residences. But it doesn't work unless you can force people back into cities because it is extremely expensive and people don't want to live in urban Democrat shitholes. So using the hideous idea of Cass Sunstein, you 'nudge' people into that by more or less preventing development outside the city--expensive gas, high taxes levied on suburbs, discouraging families, getting more immigration and directing it into suburbs and rural areas.

That is where the new urbanism crap is coming from, well heeled developers pay their commie new urbanists to push these ideas to political leaders.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)
==
And of course that creates a spiral of continued shrinking employment and economic development further reducing its viability and political clout. We are watching that happen in real time right now. Not as fast as we morons would like. But it is happening.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (GZYu7)

188 Of course, but what kind of dumbass leaves the defense of their country to someone else?
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM (ovdkm)



Leftist retards that would MUCH rather spend other people's money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

189 interest rates, they are arising. Not good

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)

190 They've not been required to provide their own security until Trump started forcing their hands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)


Of course, but what kind of dumbass leaves the defense of their country to someone else?
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM
****
This is about us isn't it.

Posted by: EU at May 19, 2026 12:14 PM (K4Dl+)

191 interest rates, they are arising. Not good
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)



INPEACH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

192
Europe has a bigger population that the US, and is supposedly as modern and industrailized as anyplace.

But they clearly have their heads up their asses.
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (ovdkm)



The Euros haven't invented anything that contributes to modern society in decades. They just build on ideas that Americans and Israelis dream up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:15 PM (y9nCu)

193 Cosmo tells readers how to get around potential abortion-pill bans by delivering live babies and letting them die

https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


Where I come from, we call that murder.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (KtNj5)

194 interest rates, they are arising. Not good
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)
****
Hey I just got here!
Settle down, morons.

Posted by: Chairman Warsh at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (K4Dl+)

195
The Euros haven't invented anything that contributes to modern society in decades. They just build on ideas that Americans and Israelis dream up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:15 PM (y9nCu)



Wasn't the best thing to come out of the UK over the last 50 years the Harrier?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Moloch will be fed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:17 PM (WpmWK)

197 As it is now, we are in a false market driven by entities such as Blackrock buying homes by the tranche then artificially driving up the price coupled with Knum Knutz Powell driving up the interest rate.

This gets straightened out the price of homes will decrease, however, their value may be retained.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (UPlzn)


Actually, lower rates drive home prices higher since they institutional borrowers like Blackstone get the very best rates and use that to buy up real estate to rent back at a good profit. They also get to use the houses they owe money on and are renting as further collateral and using those loans they can outbid people who have to get loans based on their income, which drives prices higher.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:17 PM (rbvCR)

198 2) As the novelty has worn off, The Sports Bra has been losing increasing amounts of money over time.
--
Even as a connoisseur of pretty girls, the Bikini Football gets boring.

but all teh lols at the business model that relies upon lesbian sports fans.

Selling power tools to the Amish is a better market.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (73/SM)

199 >>> Race to watch are the two GA Supreme Court races and the one Court of Appeals race. Because they are non partisan, Democrats are of course trying to steal them including having Stacey Abram's sister as district judge concealing judicial ethics complaints until the 11th circuit ended her injunction preventing it from being told to voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)


The key, mostly, was to vote for the incumbent judges as gaptooth's charges were being inserted to replace the incumbents. But tyeah, lots of dirty shenanigans on the judge votes. I also avoided any of Kemp's boys. F them.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (69Ewn)

200 Grew up in big city neighborhood. It was a G.I. neighborhood. Neighborhood designed to be affordable to all the G.I.s coming home.

You can't afford to live there today. The lots sell for close to a million and they build a two million dollar mcMansion on the lot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (UPlzn)

201 Wasn't the best thing to come out of the UK over the last 50 years the Harrier?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

No.
Keeping Up Appearances is.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (594J6)

202 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

203 new thread, teen takeovers

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (CWTWj)

204 "...they all seem to take it as given PDJT has lost most of his previous voter support and Democrats will win big at the midterms, all because of Trump's Iran pacification effort. ..."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (73/SM)


That's pretty funny. They still believe the guys that told them that Hillary was sure to win! Plus, they're huge supporters of anti-"rainbow" mysogenist Iran. You can't make this stuff up!

Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (ovdkm)

205 > interest rates, they are arising. Not good
---------
Keeps people who can't afford to buy from buying. Know your limits. This is what people ignored and bought $500K homes that they couldn't make payments on.

The housing market likes stability ---> slowly rising land/home values. People inside the market like make a shit ton of money really fast.

Those two things are not compatible. YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (jehhT)

206 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

207 Actually, lower rates drive home prices higher since they institutional borrowers like Blackstone get the very best rates and use that to buy up real estate to rent back at a good profit. They also get to use the houses they owe money on and are renting as further collateral and using those loans they can outbid people who have to get loans based on their income, which drives prices higher.
Posted by: Kindltot
---

This is non traditional and Trump is putting a stop to it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (UPlzn)

208 Cosmo tells readers how to get around potential abortion-pill bans by delivering live babies and letting them die

https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


Where I come from, we call that murder.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (KtNj5)
****
This actually happens all to often.
Cosmo is stupid

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (K4Dl+)

209 The same people who advocate everyone living in "15-minute" cities are the ones who decry industrial chicken farms.
---
"walkable" just means there's a cafe within 1000 feet of where you live.

Does not mean it's safe to walk there. Especially at night.

They never, ever include that score in their "rankings"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (73/SM)

210 interest rates, they are arising. Not good
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)


Interest rates are the price of buying money, just like the cost of buying a car on installment plans.
The difference is that if the government decided to force the price of cars extremely low "to make sure everyone had transportation to improve the economy" then eventually we would run out of cars available to buy - and when it is interest rates forced low, the Fed and the Treasury can just "print" more money

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (rbvCR)

211 The Onslow character on Keeping Up Appearances from 40 years ago is your average Brit. Bone idle, on the dole, content with little more than a seat at the pub, betting parlor, and a packet of crisps. He did have Daisy, though, and a very used car.
Posted by: That Bucket Woman at May 19, 2026 11:38 AM (oftw2)

The plot of Shaun Of The Dead.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (5xuJ/)

212
Wasn't the best thing to come out of the UK over the last 50 years the Harrier?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)



Good point. I stand corrected.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (y9nCu)

213 Seems pretty cut and dried what happened in San Diego, but that one dude looked like a chick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW)

214 👍 America First policies.

Or we'll live to see the operating plans of Soros', Obama, the Clintons, and others of their ilk, in Europe through the Rebuilding of Ukraine & the Atlantic Council, Europe Center, to keep the US in line.
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European Union consumer protections grant robust rights—including strong return policies, safe product standards, and limits on unfair practices—which currently apply to displaced Ukrainians within the EU.

Furthermore, Ukraine is actively harmonizing its domestic laws with EU directives, granting Ukrainians additional protections like the "Roam Like at Home" telecom framework.

European support is actively transforming Ukraine into the continent's preeminent military and technological powerhouse, driven by its unmatched combat experience.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (NFX2v)

215 I enjoy the polls - the facts are that most districts are drawn to limit any real contest. The GOP will pick up a handful of House seats and maybe a Senate seat in the midterms. Redistricting was the battle and the dems lost it.

And next month, inflation will be down because fuel costs are dropping.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (GZYu7)

216 RE in the Carolinas is really softened. Prices are flat and falling as days on the market get longer. No one is paying over asking price.

Primary reason? Insurance rates have basically doubled in the past two years.

Overbuilding is causing flooding risks.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (wBaIH)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Dali Monsters1.jpg

Inventions of the Monsters
Salvador Dalí

Well...okay. It's art.

But my overriding though is: "So what?"

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:30 AM (ebJJx)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Speaking of meth heads........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. WTF???
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (2WIwB)

5 Democrat self portrait?

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (OoFl2)

6 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

7 Ug-lee

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

8 This one's a dilly, Dali!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (ebJJx)

9 Well...okay. It's art.


It's shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Eh ... It's Dali.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (NvtJi)

11 dude wtf

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

12 The giraffe was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

13 wifey wanted this print. big fave.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

14 Why is the giraffe on fire?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Speaking of meth heads........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
-

So... Dali had meth head to his madness?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (ebJJx)

16 Well, technically boobs....like many of my pictures...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

17 Shit.
The pile I always look for in a Dali painting.
Maybe the offering of the winged cat thing.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

18 Boobies, oh . wait
I'd hang because I've always kind of liked Dali's weirdness.
Thx CBD, I think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (gu0hJ)

19
"Hello, Dali. Why, hello Dali."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (HdYcL)

20 needs spindly legged heffalump.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

21 Dali sucks.

Unless this is incorrectly titled.

Los Angeles: 2035

Seems more appropriate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

22 There once was a Dali museum in the Cleveland suburbs (it has since moved to Florida, like many in NE Ohio), and I disliked Dali then (and still), though I really tried. Gimmick-y.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JFPBr)

23 The brown acid was angry that day...

Posted by: Sage words at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

24 Consider that the stuff that was inside Dali's mind was even weirder than this.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (VJX5o)

25 Pretty much sums up the day so far

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (zPDww)

26 Sometimes one should just pass on an idea. This is an example.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (jehhT)

27 So... Dali had meth head to his madness?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (ebJJx)



*slow clap*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

28 At least it’s got boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

29
No melting clocks. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (HdYcL)

30 At least it’s got boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)
-

Your Dali dose.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (ebJJx)

31 Yeah, not a Dali enjoyer.
The only one that works for me is Christ on the Cross, probably because my childhood pastor had a huge reproduction of it in his office.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (X8xt3)

32 little girl has dali tat. stupid kids.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

33 I don’t see a giraffe.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

34 It's got to hurt, having things like this in your brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

35 20 needs spindly legged heffalump.
Posted by: cmeat

Actually, the title (Inventions of the Monsters), creepy vibe, and even your "spindly legs" comment makes me think of the neighbor kid's (Sid?) toys in the original Toy Story.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

36 Well, there's T and A.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 09:36 AM (m1a6P)

37 I don’t see a giraffe.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)



It's on fire, mid right.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

38
Meh. It's no Goya.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:36 AM (HdYcL)

39 Would hang - in my '70s college dorm room along with the parachute canopy nailed to the ceiling and Zeppelin posters.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Kyh8Y)

40 What is going on in the upper left corner of the painting?

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

41 Avida dollars.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (rJ48h)

42 OK, I see the giraffe now. It was blending into the background.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

43 Oh look, it's the Democrats selecting their candidate for 2028.

Flaming Giraffe 2028!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (2GVsD)

44 The complaints about Dali have great merit. Still, I like to look at his paintings

Posted by: Wally at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (0e5Te)

45 Someone did the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (KtNj5)

46 The thing left front has 3 arms.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Grim

Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

48 Would hang in the free drug clinic.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (5P5DO)

49 Your brain on drugs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (snZF9)

50 35 syd made some "list" as one of the top movie villains of all time. but torturing anthropomorphic toys is nowhere near evil.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

51 I like it A LOT! But why is the giraffe on fire?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (A5RD0)

52
Dali was an artist who squandered his great talents by being calculatedly eccentric.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (HdYcL)

53 1- When pigs fly

2- When the cows come home

3- When giraffes combust

Posted by: Idioms of Improbability at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

54 I don’t see a giraffe.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)


It's on fire, mid right.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



I thought califuzuela's mascot was a bear, not a giraffe?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (KtNj5)

55 I saw Flaming Giraffe open for The Flaming Lips at Blind Lemon in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Finally, Art i can relate to. Best painting posted in months! Thanks, CBD!
Dali designed a pavilion at the 39-40 NY World's Fair that featured topless mermaids swimming about. It was not the only topless attraction there. There was an outdoor exhibit of ladies with no tops doing such things as playing badminton, sunning themselves, etc. Billed as a naturist thing. Most of the girls were from burlesque houses, which were still popular at the time. Admission was extra.

Posted by: Free The Nipple! at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

57 Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

58 OK, that's just odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (bss/y)

59 Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (bss/y)

60 This work has something for everyone:

Boobs
Big stone asses
Skeletons
A burning giraffe

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (Kyh8Y)

61 I would hang it in the man cave.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (snZF9)

62 I like it A LOT! But why is the giraffe on fire?
Posted by: nurse ratched


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Giraffes on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (KtNj5)

63 the 39-40 NY World's Fair that featured topless mermaids swimming about. It was not the only topless attraction there.

Must....wait for....comment 100....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

64 Kids, drugs are bad, m'kay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (kgE5c)

65 like tears in rain...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (KtNj5)



Strange how crying looks like laughter with no sound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

66 40 What is going on in the upper left corner of the painting?
Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM
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Orgy.

Posted by: Hugh Hef at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

67 I always have a soft spot for Dali. He's not as cerebral as Magritte and his compositions can be a bit of a clutter, but he's fun, and I can't say that about much 20th Century art.

Thanks for the post, CBD!

Posted by: the lower depths at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (Dg7ng)

68 How some stuff makes it into museums and goes into history as "great art" is beyond me. Especially when I've seen things done by some really lousy students in art classes that's far better than what's hanging up in those hallowed halls. Probably because somebody bribed an art critic to tell you how marvelous and avante-garde that piece of crap is, and make you feel like a complete dummy for not "seeing" it. Feh!

Posted by: tankascribe at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (NtoJk)

69 All I can say about Dali is that he’s one of those rare artists who you can instantly recognize at a glance. Even his imitators could never quite capture the special weirdness that he excelled at.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (gD5h4)

70 he for sure tweaks stuff. i've always found most of it fun and enjoy the realism in his details of weirdness.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

71 Is he saying monsters invented boobs? Perish the thought.
Boobs are a gift from God.almighty, for which I am eternally grateful.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (sl73Y)

72 Sara Jessica Parker torso on the box?

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (HcoTw)

73 I like it A LOT! But why is the giraffe on fire?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Dali's use of burning giraffes is a recurring symbol of his -- it represents apocalyptic threats or ideas of war.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (Kyh8Y)

74 68 How some stuff makes it into museums and goes into history as "great art" is beyond me. Especially when I've seen things done by some really lousy students in art classes that's far better than what's hanging up in those hallowed halls. Probably because somebody bribed an art critic to tell you how marvelous and avante-garde that piece of crap is, and make you feel like a complete dummy for not "seeing" it. Feh!
Posted by: tankascribe at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (NtoJk)

I am not sure anyone ever described this as 'great art.'

Well, maybe that one guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (bss/y)

75 Most of the girls were from burlesque houses, which were still popular at the time. Admission was extra.
Posted by: Free The Nipple! at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
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$20, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (JFPBr)

76 This is far more interesting than any of the stupid landscapes shown week after week in art galleries. Oh look! Rocks and trees and some blue stuff that’s supposed to be a lake. Or the sky and some clouds.

BORING.

This is not boring.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (A5RD0)

77 Salvador Dali was a poseur and suffered from what I call "an excess of personality". I'll bet the wine-drinking AWFLs of the day loved him though, the snots.

Posted by: tankascribe at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (NtoJk)

78 62 they would make cool attack ships.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)

79 Dali must've frequented Peg Bundy's mystery meat in the fridge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

80 I do like the melting clock.

This one kinda has a Hieronymus Bosch vibe to it. But Bosch would have done it so much better.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

81 This is far more interesting than any of the stupid landscapes shown week after week in art galleries. Oh look! Rocks and trees and some blue stuff that’s supposed to be a lake. Or the sky and some clouds.

BORING.

This is not boring.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Were I to own an art gallery, you can be sure I'd have some live libs glued to the walls.

I'd just leave them there.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Kyh8Y)

82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Sco7b)

83
I am not sure anyone ever described this as 'great art.'

Well, maybe that one guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (bss/y)

__________

https://youtu.be/qo4E9eF77j4

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (HdYcL)

84 Dali was never very serious about his art, was he? Humor seems like a good basis for looking at his work.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (JFPBr)

85 Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

86 The giraffe, the giraffe, is on fire

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

87 I prefer The Persistence of Memory. Had that up on my wall especially relating to studying for finals back in the day.

Posted by: epador at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (TRnzq)

88 82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...
Posted by: Stateless

More a fan of mermaids than reverse mermaids, then?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

89 Wolfus is the most prolific dream poster on this blog. Wonder if he ever dreamed this one up.

Posted by: Almost Never Remember Mine at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)

90 65 that's funny- the first time i get a good laugh out of a gal my brain sees how she cries.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

91 The giraffe, the giraffe, is on fire"

The chair is against the wall

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (MEtvx)

92 43 Oh look, it's the Democrats selecting their candidate for 2028.
Flaming Giraffe 2028!

All ART is the essential expression of the way life could and should be of EVERY CULTURE in EVERY ERA.

LIB are is the epitome of depravity and disintegration perfectly reflecting the state of their inner being, whose sole purpose is to Reward the Guilty, Punish the Innocent and Champion the mediocre, the Unworthy the DEPRAVED on the basis of their Depravity.

They do (believe and ascribe to) this as an act of naked depraved revenge because Life have Purpose and Meaning, they seek and enact Moral Vandalism as proof and erroneous vindication of the Power of Evil over Good.

A World Safe for Socialism is a world where the dead, the Dying, the DISSENTING are carted away in boxcars that rumble night and day to smokestacks that billow without end to heat the bathwaters of their elite who pit Man against other men until we exist no more -- not becaues they themselves are evil -- but because they are SUPREMELY BORED -- and this ART PIECE epitomizes that, daring you to call it the absolute crap that it is -- much like the b'wannabe Damien Thorne-like nepo-LIB art of Hunter Biden... no less!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (+tINh)

93
Salvador Dali was a poseur and suffered from what I call "an excess of personality".

__________

A madman who thought he was Salvador Dali.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (HdYcL)

94 85 Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?
Posted by: dantesed

(Looks away nervously)

Posted by: Adolf H. at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

95 28 At least it’s got boobs.
____

And butts in the upper left corner.

But it doesn't do anything for the anaconda. I don't like it, I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Dv3i1)

96 Soooo.. one of the 2 little freaks in the middle with the kabuki masks is handing a rock to this horse headed green thing with nice tits, and the green thing is making the gesture "oh, for me?"

Yeah this dude was out there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (snZF9)

97
Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

___________

What other painter had a funny mustache? Who? Who?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (HdYcL)

98 85 Yes, Dali had the ‘stache.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

99 *douses giraffe*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

100 Before embiggening, I thought the upper right was a mushroom cloud.

THEN it would make sense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

101 79 ice cream for crow.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

102 85 Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?
Posted by: dantesed

(Looks away nervously)
Posted by: Adolf H. at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)
================
Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (nsBpl)

103 What other painter had a funny mustache"

John has a long mustache...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (MEtvx)

104 "I had a dream about a flaming giraffe"

Said no sane person ever

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (jehhT)

105 99 *douses giraffe*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You monster! He's protesting the war and genocide!!!!

Posted by: Pro-Palestinian Retard at May 19, 2026 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

106 Woohoo!!!
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! A day to head for the course (with its monster #5 par 5...see how I avoided the 100 comment rule?) and grab a few bucks of the grey hairs.
And it's not raining. Gonna be a good day!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

107 Wolfus is the most prolific dream poster on this blog. Wonder if he ever dreamed this one up.
Posted by: Almost Never Remember Mine at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)
====
I had the same thought, "one of Wolfus' nightmares."

It reminds of the time I dropped acid and wandered around the ghetto in Newark one night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

108 "I had a dream about a flaming giraffe"

Said no sane person ever
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (jehhT)



I dreamed I was back in college. I lived in a shared dorm type thing with an old ex-girlfriend. She didn't come home one night.

Bitch cheated on me in my dreams, too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

109 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (ynpvh)

110 If you like the Flaming Giraffe, you'll love the Dali Llama.

Posted by: Arts And Farces at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)

111 110 If you like the Flaming Giraffe, you'll love the Dali Llama.

100 comment mule

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (HcoTw)

112 If you like the Flaming Giraffe, you'll love the Dali Llama.
Posted by: Arts And Farces

Big hitter, the Llama.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (Kyh8Y)

113 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (ynpvh)



You asked for it.............


https://youtu.be/491VvNc8J54

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

114 109 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim

He apparently had a famous llama, but anytime I google it, I find some old guy in Tibet.

Posted by: Very Confused Moron at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

115 the hindian at extra value has an outstanding handlebar. i thank him for his 'stache every time i patronize his establishment.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

116 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 09:54 AM (iERP6)

117 This would look amazing at the Denver airport.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:54 AM (OoFl2)

118 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 09:54 AM (iERP6)



When are you going to post the Art Thread?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

119 113 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (ynpvh)


You asked for it.............


https://youtu.be/491VvNc8J54

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Somehow I knew what it was going to be before I opened the link...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

120 116 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This, too, is the story of AOC. And her tits.

Posted by: Truth at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

121 Ghost rider started with a flaming giraffe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (snZF9)

122 82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...
Posted by: Stateless
******

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

123 The Wiki article on Dali features his famous work, "The Great Masturbator".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (4Kks4)

124 “one of Wolfus’ nightmares”

Or a Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

125 114 109 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim

He apparently had a famous llama, but anytime I google it, I find some old guy in Tibet.

Posted by: Very Confused Moron at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

If he'd only had an alpaca instead...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

126 sniper at 3 o'clock

Posted by: silent at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (jCvle)

127 Dali's art, including this one, is 'interesting' in the same way something negative and unreal is interesting. The audience wonders how or why he felt the need to make the painting. His technical skill is subsumed by the bizarre, often repulsive, images. CBD's 'so what' attitude is a perfect and justified reaction.

Most of Dali's art, and many other 20th century 'critically acclaimed paintings, are why so much of the art of the period leaves me cold with the ugly and nihilistic content. Think I'll go look at some Andrew Wyeth or his dad's illustrations for enjoyable 20th century art.

Posted by: JTB at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (yTvNw)

128 Yes! There's more! and this is the reason why. This is the call to arms for all Good Men to do more that Absolutely Nothing in the face of a determined evil which has no justification, nor does it seek any.

Indeed, the only, purpose of artisans like this and those that support them is to perpetuate the moral inversion of the worthless being highly value. ask yourself Why?

In any collaboration between good and evil it only evil which benefits.
In any conflict between good and evil it is the more consistent who will prevail.

The basic subtext behind the LIB strategic insanity and their philosophy is STOP ME IF YOU THINK YOU CAN while they arm themselves with every vile principle imaginable.

The world is the way it is not because they aren't free to live that way and let nature (and evolution) take its course to eradicate themselves from future history; no, it is this way because at some fundamental level they understand that they are wrong, and experience FEAR for having abandoned their only means of survival, and GUILT because they know that they have done so willingly. and they plan to TAKE YOU WITH THEM!

That the only common ground between good and evil is to put you in it.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (SglpJ)

129 101 79 ice cream for crow.
Posted by: cmeat

CBD has never featured a Van Vliet, nor a Peter Max, Keith Haring, or even a Warhol, IIRC.

Posted by: Diversity Now! at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

130 There's definitely some T&A going on here, but WTF?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (gnNyN)

131 120 116 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This, too, is the story of AOC. And her tits.

Posted by: Truth at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

I bet she's a potato peeler...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

132 *checks lottery numbers*

Hey, I won $5.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2GVsD)

133 Well, at least it has the flaming giraffe. It is hard to be avant guard without the flaming giraffe.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (rbvCR)

134 116 disagree. circle gets the square.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

135
Actually, Dali would have been considered a "vanguardista"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (rbvCR)

136 123 The Wiki article on Dali features his famous work, "The Great Masturbator".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (4Kks4)

I never made that invention...

Posted by: Dr. Doofenschmirtz at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (ynpvh)

137 The creature in the center with the horse mask is AOC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

138 122 82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...
Posted by: Stateless
******

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

Would you rather have a creature with a fish head and human body?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:59 AM (ynpvh)

139
Somehow I knew what it was going to be before I opened the link...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)



It's all I had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

140 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
----------
Yeah.... until the dream with a flaming giraffe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (jehhT)

141 I was turned down for the modeling gig.

Posted by: Gasoline-Doused Dik-Dik at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (pc1Mz)

142 1. Heavy winter jacket. 2. They commanded him 59 more times than I would to drop the knife.

YOUR THOUGHTS? EX POLICE OFFICER CHARGED FROM FATAL ON DUTY SHOOTING. A former Hartford Police CT officer is now facing a first-degree manslaughter charge after the 2026 shooting death of a 55-year-old man armed with a large knife. Investigators say officers spent several minutes trying to talk the man down.

Police reportedly gave dozens of commands for him to drop the knife and even attempted to use a taser before it failed.

The man began walking toward Officer Magnano who then fired. The Connecticut Office of the Inspector General ruled the shooting was NOT justified. The Hartford Police Union strongly disagrees, saying the officer was facing an armed suspect who refused repeated commands. The suspect was told 62 times to drop the knife. This case is sparking heated debate across the country. The former officer turned himself in and was released on a $50,000 bond. He is expected in court on June 5. Image courtesy of WFSB - Channel 3 Eyewitness News

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (KtNj5)

143 Looks like the Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning and Refrigeration Company has been here.

Posted by: Licensed To Chill at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

144 @22 There once was a Dali museum in the Cleveland suburbs (it has since moved to Florida, like many in NE Ohio)

No, the Morse collection was private, and A. Reynolds Morse tried to leave his Dalis to Cleveland but they would not build a museum to keep them together. Saint Petersburg did, and it has been there since 1982. Actually in Florida longer than in Ohio.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (zdLoL)

145 138 Rashida Tlaib? Hell no!

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

146 It reminds of the time I dropped acid and wandered around the ghetto in Newark one night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

I once got high in Orange. And no google map to guide my ass out of there.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:02 AM (2+v4V)

147 disagree. circle gets the square.
Posted by: cmeat



Strangely, I know exactly what that means.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (KtNj5)

148 CBD has never featured a Van Vliet, nor a Peter Max, Keith Haring, or even a Warhol, IIRC.
Posted by: Diversity Now!

Don't get me going about Haring. He was a relative of mine. My aunts, Mom and Grammi always kept us away from him at family reunions. You don't want to know.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (Kyh8Y)

149 The suspect was told 62 times to drop the knife. This case is sparking heated debate across the country. The former officer turned himself in and was released on a $50,000 bond. He is expected in court on June 5. Image courtesy of WFSB - Channel 3 Eyewitness News
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (KtNj5)



Case #343,645,098 of "The left wants you dead and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

150 disagree. circle gets the square.
Posted by: cmeat

Strangely, I know exactly what that means.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (KtNj5)

It's what we call a Venn Diagram.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (2+v4V)

151 helluva time to be wealthy in spain. i'd say he made the most of it.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

152 The "Southern Strategy" lie is so embedded in the leftist mind they actually believe the South has been "ruled by Republicans for generations."

By "generations" they mean ... since the early 2000s or later.

Dem Ann Richards was governor of TX until W in 1995.

The TX house didn't flip to Dem until 2003--and even since then to now, the R speaker has won, not by solely caucus votes but by buying Dem votes.

yes, "generations" of Republican control all across the South.

BTW, 2031 redistricting in the South is going to wipe out the last of the state-level Dems--all of those were under unconstitutional rulings.
We'll see super-majority R in nearly every Southern state.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (73/SM)

153 SRafiq🇵🇸🇵🇰 @SyedRafilala
Replying to @Zoomerjeet
Why are Jeets so against cousin marriage? Do you have any scientific answer?
May 18, 2026 · 10:52 AM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (E6ouU)

154 147 that's not good, rickey.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)

155 "Pinecone" would fit right into a Dali piece.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM (CLFWO)

156 I used to hang Dali's in my side of the dorm room.

One day I turned all of them upside down.

It took my roommate a few days to notice.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM (qwx/I)

157 I once got high in Orange. And no google map to guide my ass out of there.
Posted by: ...

Did you ever notice that there is a West Orange, East Orange, a South Orange, but no North Orange?

Posted by: Andy Rooney's Eyebrows at May 19, 2026 10:06 AM (oftw2)

158 People's Hippo Voice: Historically what's happened is a bunch of ex-Dems and "independents" borrowing into the GOP. So the voters will need to pay attention in case the legislature ends up run by the Dems anyway.
The Speaker in TX is literally named "Burrows". Even Charles Dickens would find that too on-the-nose

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:06 AM (E6ouU)

159 Replying to @Zoomerjeet
Why are Jeets so against cousin marriage? Do you have any scientific answer?
May 18, 2026 · 10:52 AM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (E6ouU)



Uh, the 3 headed offspring?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Big hitter, the Llama."

Doesn't stiff caddies, either.

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:07 AM (MEtvx)

161 thuringer nor thorange.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

162 People's Hippo Voice: Historically what's happened is a bunch of ex-Dems and "independents" borrowing into the GOP. So the voters will need to pay attention in case the legislature ends up run by the Dems anyway.

You just described South Carolina.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 10:08 AM (F8sQr)

163 Like Betty and Veronica.

AOC confirmed that MTG is on a revenge tour against Trump because he told her he won’t endorse her for Senate. Chef’s kiss

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

164 AOC confirmed that MTG is on a revenge tour against Trump because he told her he won’t endorse her for Senate. Chef’s kiss
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)



We have to suffer that ugly twatwaffle because she's butthurt?

Oh, get a life, c*nt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

165 but no North Orange?"

FCOJ....

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (MEtvx)

166 The TX house didn't flip to Dem until 2003--and even since then to now, the R speaker has won, not by solely caucus votes but by buying Dem votes.
---
Most recently, Dustin Burrows, TX House Speaker, of deep, deep, deep red Lubbock County; who won the speakership with Dem votes.

Who just filed a lawsuit for local QB Sorsby, an injunction to reinstate his eligibility.
As he admitted he had a gambling "addiction."

But.
Here's what Dustin argued: the action is taken "because of the NCAAs wholesale abandonment of its obligations and duties to promote the well-being" of Sorsby.
It goes on and on in that vein.

AYFKM.

No actual conservative would sign on to that bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (73/SM)

167 MTG looted millions and bought herself a home in Costa Rica. She should stay there with all the pool boys and pray US politicians do not pay attention to her.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (E6ouU)

168 Inventions of the Monsters
Salvador Dalí

Well...okay. It's art.
But my overriding though is: "So what?"
---
Egad! Would not be on the wall with Dr. Syn (1981).

Painted by Salvador Dalí in 1937, Inventions of the Monsters is a haunting surrealist masterpiece. Prophetic in tone, Dalí created the canvas in Austria just before the outbreak of World War II. Today, you can view this renowned artwork in person at the Art Institute of Chicago in Illinois.

Symbolic Breakdown: In a telegram to the Art Institute of Chicago in 1943, Dalí provided a direct, symbolic breakdown of the strange entities within the dreamscape: The Flaming Giraffe: Represents a masculine apocalyptic monster. Horse-Women: Act as maternal river monsters. The Cat-Angel: Depicts a divine heterosexual monster. The Hourglass: Represents a metaphysical monster. Dalí and Gala: Stand on the right as the "sentimental monster," alongside a nearly invisible, fading little blue dog.
---
Salvador Dalí’s knowledge of war was not based on being a soldier, but rather on direct exposure to political violence and a profound psychological obsession with death and suffering.

Dali was full of crap & likely a perv, imho.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)

169 Don't get me going about Haring. He was a relative of mine. My aunts, Mom and Grammi always kept us away from him at family reunions. You don't want to know.
Posted by: Tonypete

I knew there was a poster who was related, but couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for chiming in, I will remember you this time.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness II at May 19, 2026 10:10 AM (oftw2)

170 Salvador Dalí’s knowledge of war was not based on being a soldier, but rather on direct exposure to political violence and a profound psychological obsession with death and suffering.

Dali was full of crap & likely a perv, imho.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)



You're saying he likely let men suck his dick, much like Owebama........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:11 AM (2sfNr)

172 As he admitted he had a gambling "addiction."
Not the only one...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:12 AM (MEtvx)

173 156 I used to hang Dali's in my side of the dorm room.

One day I turned all of them upside down.

It took my roommate a few days to notice.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM
------
There was an upside down map of Nevada and Idaho in the courthouse of the Andy Griffith Show.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)

174 148 CBD has never featured a Van Vliet, nor a Peter Max, Keith Haring, or even a Warhol, IIRC.
Posted by: Diversity Now!
...
Don't get me going about Haring. He was a relative of mine. My aunts, Mom and Grammi always kept us away from him at family reunions. You don't want to know.

Yes, because depravity and its carrier Moral Vandalism spreads as a contagion, whereas in ordinary circumstance a simple "NO" (or silence) to express disagreement with a lifestyle and circumstance is suffiicent -- in extraordinary times (LIKE NOW) such silence is taken as tacit approval -- and such dissaproval as worthy enough reason for others to stand up to actively sponsor and defend the very people who under other circumstance might murder you with a laugh (and that with a smile) if they could get away with it...

which through their art they are -- to put you in it.
to seize the unearned, and demand the undeserved... your silence and tacit approval. while they sit back with a knowing smile.

LET'S GO BRANDON!
DEFEAT LIB STRATEGIC INSANITY FOREVER.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-3MonkeyWTC
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 10:12 AM (S+6TS)

175 I think MTG should be reaccommodated into El Salvador.

Posted by: with a rather smaller apartment at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (E6ouU)

176 Tits and ass.

Would hang.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (xcxpd)

177 I remember Haring's chalk drawings on the black construction paper like material on the subway ads that weren't sold on train platforms in the NYC subways. Thought they were interesting and wish I had cut them out and rolled them up. Might be worth a fortune.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness III at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (oftw2)

178 But.
Here's what Dustin argued: the action is taken "because of the NCAAs wholesale abandonment of its obligations and duties to promote the well-being" of Sorsby.
It goes on and on in that vein.



Texas Tech can afford to recruit another QB and bid adeu to that dumbass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

179 What I learned today. "Jeet" is an offensive term referring to Indians (call center, not casino). I guess I haven't been keeping up on my racial slurs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

180 Tits and ass"

You're looking at?

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (MEtvx)

181 Can you yeet a Jeet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

182 Appearing on comedian Ilana Glazer’s “It’s Open” podcast in a May 7 interview..“You can’t earn a billion dollars,” Ocasio‑Cortez said. “You just can’t earn that. You can get market power. You can break rules. You can do all sorts of things. You can abuse labor laws. You can pay people less than what they’re worth. But you can’t earn that.”

It's crazy how she says the most simple truths, and everyone excoriates her for being some kind of radical.

The party as a whole needs to lean into messaging that billionaires are trying to make you hate your neighbor so they can steal from you. The true "welfare queens" are the billionaires. They benefit from the systems and infrastructure the most while giving back the least or none at all.

Taxing them isn't punishing them, it's just demanding they reinvest their stolen assets back into the economy they keep taking from. We the people need to remind them heavy taxation was the compromise.

Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (NNDYh)

183 skeet n jeet -> meet n greet

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)

184 Uggh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Now, this is an offensive term referring to Indians (casino, not call center).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

185 Ooh. Tittays! Well … 'sorta'. 'Kinda'. This is probably one of Salvador's more obvious 'dope dream' pieces, but the style's still all his and not like that Kandinsky guy at all. That said, there's still much much 'thing'-ishness going on in this image. Sal was good when it came to depicting 'thing'-ishness.

Posted by: Dr_No at May 19, 2026 10:17 AM (ayRl+)

186 Pandora's Box? At least she's stacked, but still probably not worth the associated problems. I have a good idea where she'd fall on the hot-crazy axis.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 10:17 AM (sFNX2)

187 What I learned today. "Jeet" is an offensive term referring to Indians (call center, not casino). I guess I haven't been keeping up on my racial slurs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)



We're not calling them 'Punjab' anymore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

188 I once knew two sisters who worked in the same office.
They would encounter each other about noon and have an entire conversation with two syllables:
Jeet?
Jew?

The first one was asking the other if she had eaten lunch yet.
The second was replying that no, she hadn't, and was asking the same question in return.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

189 Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (KtNj5)

190 I think their giraffe has gotten enough sun now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (3uBP9)

191 Better for Halloween thread

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (UVlTp)

192
So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (KtNj5)



But it's for the greater good, you see. The end justifies the means. To save democracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

193 170. You're saying he likely let men suck his dick, much like Owebama........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

🤨 You're a devil this morning.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

194 180 Tits and ass"

You're looking at?
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (MEtvx)

also yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

195 I once knew two sisters who worked in the same office.
They would encounter each other about noon and have an entire conversation with two syllables:
Jeet?
Jew?

The first one was asking the other if she had eaten lunch yet.
The second was replying that no, she hadn't, and was asking the same question in return.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Late 60's early 70's midwest vernacular.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (KtNj5)

196
🤨 You're a devil this morning.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (NFX2v)



I have my moments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.
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I hate this statement so, so much. Since it was stolen from me, kiss your AOC fever dream goodbye. I have declared myself Empress. Now get off my lawn, which is the entire country, by the way.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Wmg4n)

198 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7

😉 No, I think the Indian word would be "Ugg" no final h

This was immediate reaction to this painting , although I do appreciate L giving us an explanation if it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Yl2Ob)

199 So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (KtNj5)

It's not cheating if they win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

200 I have declared myself Empress. Now get off my lawn, which is the entire country, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Wmg4n)



Better than the other self-declared Empress.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Elevating the political discourse.

WomenAreReal
@WomenAreReals
At a recent campaign event, a man dressed in a baby girl's frilly nightie & wearing a pig face sang [Scott] "Weiner is a girl's best friend."
Misogyny on steroids. This is not who we want representing SF nationally
There is another way
Vote Marie Hurabiell
Signed, lifelong liberal

https://tinyurl.com/48u44vtt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

202 Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.

So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.
Posted by: rickb223

But it's for the greater good, you see. The end justifies the means. To save democracy.
Posted by: Sponge

That last bit was so over the top, I assumed if was someone trolling them. Tough to tell, though lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (NNDYh)

203 Alternate Title: "Dali's Inferno."

Posted by: ShainS -- Sufferer of IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder) at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (my5gu)

204 Meh. It's no Goya.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

I wonder if Goya was viewed as batshit crazy in his day. Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (XvL8K)

205 200 I have declared myself Empress. Now get off my lawn, which is the entire country, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Wmg4n)


Better than the other self-declared Empress.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Well she stepped down from the throne.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

206 Dali must have done some really good drugs.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (O7YUW)

207 Well she stepped down from the throne.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)



After shitting on us......TBF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

208 That last bit was so over the top, I assumed if was someone trolling them. Tough to tell, though lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (NNDYh)

-----------

Kind of like half of the Babylon Bee parody headlines these days.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sufferer of IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder) at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (my5gu)

209 Tits and ass.

Would hang.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)

210 182 Appearing on comedian Ilana Glazer’s “It’s Open” podcast in a May 7 interview..“You can’t earn a billion dollars,” Ocasio‑Cortez said. “You just can’t earn that.
...
Taxing them isn't punishing them, it's just demanding they reinvest their stolen assets back into the economy they keep taking from. We the people need to remind them heavy taxation was the compromise.
...

And there you have it.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-EvilNotMistaken


LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.

As if any compromise between food and poison can result in anything BUT death -- and they know it. which is PRECISELY what their art (like the high art of Hunter Biden) hawks to the greater fool.

And where is he now?
HUNTER BIDEN Flees US -- One NepoLIB's fail.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-nepoLIBsAWAY

"Sooner or later you figure out that pragmatism and compromise are principles in a democracy. It's not selling out your convictions." -- Clinton'2005 still partying hardy with Epstein at the time.

It is PRECISELY selling out on your convictions, now you know.


Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (RF9wn)

211
https://tinyurl.com/48u44vtt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)



Liberals are such a broken lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Is that Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (WpmWK)

213 Tell me again why this guy was a succe$$ful artist

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (0pev9)

214
Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed
...
Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (6wpGE)

215 Tell me again why this guy was a succe$$ful artist
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (0pev9)



At least it's no "Piss Christ."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Chilly and gray out on the water.

Might rain. Might not.

Lulu got her tummy rubs already. She’s a sweet girl.

Have a day, morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (nwZ1c)

217 Kinda long, for a caption, but I think it fits.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (6wpGE)

218 209 Tits and ass.

Would hang.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)

Also yes. Audrey Landers was delicious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (xcxpd)

219 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happ

Scott wiener is just an awful man. He looks like he's too thin, in his bondage outfit he looks ridiculous and sleazy. He wants to lower the age of consent for sex for children and yes, the ad was awful

Oh, yes, Scott thinks trans women are women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (8Cor4)

220 > 59 Don't do drugs, kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (bss/y)

I do not take drugs.
I am drugs.
-- Salvador Dali

This version of The Madonna of Port Lligat (he did variations of this subject) is a personal favorite.

https://tinyurl.com/4yar37fm

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (IG3/x)

221 Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.


Considering
1, we whooped Mexico's ass soundly, AND didn't put Santa Anna to the sword like he did to the Alamo wounded, (yeah, still a touchy point), and
2, PAID Mexico $15 million dollars, there is no stolen land.
And 3, for the rest of the US, it's not stolen if you lost. It's conquered.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (KtNj5)

222 Your guess is as good as mine.

https://tinyurl.com/2mrxuw38

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

223 207 Well she stepped down from the throne.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)


After shitting on us......TBF.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

If we weren't such transphobes we'd be blessed by her presence still. Also we kept pointing out the sheer number of gay pedos out there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

224 It's crazy how she says the most simple truths, and everyone excoriates her for being some kind of radical.
================
It might be she is excoriated because what she says is stupid. "Simple", yes, "truth", not.

A billion dollars is created by entrepreneurship, building an Amazon or Tesla. It's how a great fortune is "made".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (zvyFq)

225 2, PAID Mexico $15 million dollars, there is no stolen land.
And 3, for the rest of the US, it's not stolen if you lost. It's conquered.
Posted by: rickb223

We bought Louisiana from the French...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (NNDYh)

226 Gimme two of whatever Salvador is having.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:30 AM (WpmWK)

227
If we weren't such transphobes we'd be blessed by her presence still. Also we kept pointing out the sheer number of gay pedos out there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)



Yeah, I'll be ok.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

228 We spent some of our best booze on Indian land.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

229 >
You're saying he likely let men suck his dick, much like Owebama........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

No evidence of this.

He did swipe his buddy's GF, though. Married her, too. But still...

She's the model for Mary in the link I posted a little while ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)

230 Elevating the political discourse.

WomenAreReal
@WomenAreReals
At a recent campaign event, a man dressed in a baby girl's frilly nightie & wearing a pig face sang [Scott] "Weiner is a girl's best friend."
Misogyny on steroids. This is not who we want representing SF nationally
There is another way
Vote Marie Hurabiell
Signed, lifelong liberal

https://tinyurl.com/48u44vtt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

------------

Well, if not him, you'll always have tourist maps of defecation and needles along with the San Fransicko Gay Men's Pedophile Rape Choir.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (my5gu)

231
A billion dollars is created by entrepreneurship, building an Amazon or Tesla. It's how a great fortune is "made".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (zvyFq)



No. You simply need to write a book!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

232 And in today's story about fake trans women, one guy who claims to be a woman and a Wiccan wants to conduct services in the nude at a prison for women in NJ:

https://tinyurl.com/57x9waw7



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (8Cor4)

233 "No one is illegal on stolen land" makes as much sense as "no one is stolen on illegal land."

It's not a logical argument from any factual basis and should not be dignified with such a response either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (73/SM)

234
No evidence of this.

He did swipe his buddy's GF, though. Married her, too. But still...

She's the model for Mary in the link I posted a little while ago.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)



Barack is 'married' too........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

235 > 1, we whooped Mexico's ass soundly, AND didn't put Santa Anna to the sword like he did to the Alamo wounded, (yeah, still a touchy point), and

Dude wound up going into the chewing gum business.

Nope, not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (IG3/x)

236 225 2, PAID Mexico $15 million dollars, there is no stolen land.
And 3, for the rest of the US, it's not stolen if you lost. It's conquered.
Posted by: rickb223

We bought Louisiana from the French...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (NNDYh)

It doesn't count because we made something wonderful and now the land is worth far more, so we should give it back to them. Or something.

They are conquerors who do not have the strength of arms to take it, so they whine and whine and whine and cheat and steal to take it.

They literally facilitated the sending of billions back to Somalia and did not care because they were allowed to whet their beaks. That is the thing, they do not just get social cachet from these schemes, they also get monetary rewards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (bss/y)

237 We spent tens of dollars of our best beads on Manhattan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (WpmWK)

238 > Barack is 'married' too........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)


In looking over his body work, I see plenty of tatas, and virtually no peen, but sure, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (IG3/x)

239 Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)
================
"Dance: ten, Looks: three" is the song you're thinking of! Great song, about a girl who keeps failing auditions, so she got herself an upgrade in the tits and ass department.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (zvyFq)

240 214
Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed
...
Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Precisely the point at time index: 2:40
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value....

Why LIB misery loves (Demands and REQUIRES your) company.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 10:34 AM (8p8zX)

241 Gay men who adopted 5 boys charged with child rape and porn … ONE YEAR after police were warned about them

https://tinyurl.com/2ev2n6dk

-
Putin isn't all wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

242
In looking over his body work, I see plenty of tatas, and virtually no peen, but sure, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (IG3/x)



Someone made a comment about crazy artist. I agreed. I'm sure you'll find yourself a way over it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

243 In fairness to Dali, he was flooded with commissions. Most of his paintings were completed under a fierce deadline. Under those circumstances, he would churn out technically proficient works that lacked any kind of coherent theme or idea, which he would then claim was the whole idea.

I personally like Dali's drawings, which were usually studies for his larger works but sometimes just drawn for their own sake. He was an excellent draughtsman (and an even better salesman).

Posted by: troyriser at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (DPeYO)

244 And in a happier note, I now get to go and prepare a Bible study for the dear folks at the senior care center

And a prayer request - if you could lift up a congregation member, V, who is going for a part time job interview in about 20 minutes. She's a very talented and nice person, but I don't know what they're looking for. Thanks so
Much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (8Cor4)

245 > 239 Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)

Decent Rolling Stones song, despite Keith singing.

https://tinyurl.com/52xh2uxx

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:36 AM (IG3/x)

246 BTW, the argument (sorta mockingly) is that, had the Mexicans not executed Maximillian, he would have been the heir instead of Archduke Ferdinand.

And WWI would have never happened.
Nor WWII.

So, Mexico is at fault for Hitler.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (73/SM)

247 So, for my sins, I had to take the lovely and fashion-forward Mrs naturalfake to-

"The Devil Wears Prada 2".

If you've seen and are a fan of TDWP, then you know what to expect, lots of fru-fru people and concerns, lots of low level conflict and gay cattiness reqardless of whether they're teh ghey or not, and fabulous couture. Oh, and everyone turns out to be okay in the end.

It has Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt who are easy to look at and who I like as actresses so it wasn't too painful, but...This is a GIRLY movie with a capital G.

One of the reasons to see this movie, is that it's an almost perfect distillation of the world-view of Our Betters.

These fabulous people live fabulous lives with fabulous money because they deserve it. You see, they have dedicated their lives to beauty and art, and have made sacrifices!!!!.

Or so, we're told in different ways several times.

Oh and they are good, good, goody-good-good people because they care about- They care so much! and occasionally write about clean water for Africa or some such thing.

And yet, they never ever would sacrifice one bit or one minute of their conspicuous consumption.

Check it out or don't

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (iJfKG)

248 >
Someone made a comment about crazy artist. I agreed. I'm sure you'll find yourself a way over it........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

So, do you regularly find yourself fantasizing that other men are gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (IG3/x)

249 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

250 241 Gay men who adopted 5 boys charged with child rape and porn … ONE YEAR after police were warned about them

https://tinyurl.com/2ev2n6dk

-
Putin isn't all wrong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

Child predators seem to really get off on adopting kids.

Fuck this is so fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

251 But you can’t earn that
--------

Yes yes and you didn't build that.

There are the Democrats, again with their finger on the pulse.

Forcing everyone to live in a squalor they specifically create in crime ridden hellholes while padding their entire being on "fortified" tax dollars, and then pointing at "billionaires".

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (2+v4V)

252 It must be really hot in Spain. Dali's paintings kept melting.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (WpmWK)

253
So, do you regularly find yourself fantasizing that other men are gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (IG3/x)



You're the one that seems all hot and bothered by it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

254 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (8Cor4)

Done!

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (2+v4V)

255
Fuck this is so fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)



We are approaching Biblical times..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

256 >> Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. H


Textbook example of the Celebration Parallax:
"It's not happening and it's good that it is!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 10:40 AM (X8xt3)

257 Well, democrats would never lose again until the entire system collapsed. Their dreams require a successful system or it all falls apart. China too. We are propping up the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

258 Goes around, comes around.

Toronto: Man on scooter tries to stop man from beating up bike thief, almost has his scooter stolen by bike thief

https://tinyurl.com/4rfmyxt3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

259 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

A large barge on the marge at Lake Lebarge?

Posted by: Sam McGee at May 19, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)

260 Inventions of the Monsters - Salvador Dalí

Well...okay. It's art. But Myy overriding thougt is: "So what?" - Posted by CBD

Exactly. Which leads me to ask, "why?"

If this work was created to ultimately convey meaning I have to say I have no idea what is being said. It strikes me a being a very elaborate doodle.

If this work was created to be pure art, much in the manner that much classical music is pure music that is exists without explicit meaning, it falls flat, it doesn't engage me, it doesn't leave a deeper memory of it. Once again, it strikes me as a very elaborate doodle.

Would hang this in somebody else's house. Gladly.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026 10:43 AM (glnUu)

261 For anyone interested in "Tits and Ass", the chorus in "Dance ten, Looks three" from Chorus Line...

https://tinyurl.com/789hn69w

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:43 AM (Mrx/V)

262 T and A wasn't from Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:44 AM (WpmWK)

263 262 T and A wasn't from Blazing Saddles?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:44 AM (WpmWK)

Tits and ass are ancient. And eternal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:45 AM (bss/y)

264 Guy could paint boobehs, and he wastes them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 10:45 AM (zOYA2)

265 If only Dali had had air conditioning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (WpmWK)

266 New York City Owned Grocery Store...May 2027

Posted by: Dumber Than Dirt at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (j+GfC)

267 T and A wasn't from Blazing Saddles?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:44 AM (WpmWK)

Think of your secretary, sir.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (wVcYX)

268 238 > Barack is 'married' too........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

In looking over his body work, I see plenty of tatas, and virtually no peen, but sure, whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Too soon....

Posted by: Waterlogged zombie Tafari Campbell at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (NNDYh)

269 259 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37

Sorry, I had to walk the Royal Shiba Inu. lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (Wmg4n)

270 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

A large barge on the marge at Lake Lebarge?
Posted by: Sam McGee at May 19, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/CBhw5FUBHY8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

271 249 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg

And an asp.

Posted by: "Snake Hips" Ann Pennington at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (oftw2)

272 So, for my sins, I had to take the lovely and fashion-forward Mrs naturalfake to-

"The Devil Wears Prada 2".

[snip of excellent rant]

-----------

I would pay good money to see "The Devil Wears Prada" sequels set in Somalia and North Korea.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (5ILy6)

273 No, the Morse collection was private, and A. Reynolds Morse tried to leave his Dalis to Cleveland but they would not build a museum to keep them together. Saint Petersburg did, and it has been there since 1982. Actually in Florida longer than in Ohio.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (zdLoL)
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Just to correct one little error, the family kept their collection, as a Museum, in an office building on Mayfield for awhile and allowed the public to see it, which is where I saw it a few times in younger years, before moving it to Florida.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (3s5XR)

274 Speaking of peen:

Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village and took all the villagers prisoners, then decided to play a game.


He blindfolded all the women and ordered the men to strip and stand in line.

Each woman had to go down the line and attempt to identify her husband by his penis. If she got it wrong, both would be executed.

The first woman kept touching the penises until she found her husband's and declared it.

Genghis was disappointed.

Second woman, same thing. She readily identified her husband's penis.

Now Genghis got really pissed. He stripped down and got in line himself.

The third woman started. "Not him" , "Not him", Not him either"...

This continued until she touched Genghis's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard

"Not from our village" she muttered and moved on...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (IG3/x)

275 Toronto: Man on scooter tries to stop man from beating up bike thief, almost has his scooter stolen by bike thief

He later died of a massive soy overdose.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (NNDYh)

276
There was no barge in that poem.

Marge, yes, and "ditto" LeBarge.

You failed to mention the RCMP Sarge, who was present. I award you no points.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 10:49 AM (s9VOe)

277 The Drvil wears Boutique Target.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:49 AM (WpmWK)

278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:50 AM (WpmWK)

279
Red Devil glazers' points ... who here has ever had the distinct pleasure of working with them?

* raises hand *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 10:51 AM (s9VOe)

280 Funny... my copy of Windows 11 didn't come with a giant set of tits.

The people who cook up my monstrous inventions suck even more than I thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2)

281 278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Andrew Branca has discussed the case quite a bit on his YouTube channel. It's not nearly as clean a case a Rittenhouse, for example, and the guy's got significant risk of being convicted was what I took away from it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 10:55 AM (NNDYh)

282 278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:50 AM (WpmWK)

Guy is retarded?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:55 AM (bss/y)

283 And evil, when it comes down to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)

284 278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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You won't get much unless they leak the multiple video takes. There will be a formal bond hearing on reduction of bail coming soon and perhaps a pretrial hearing if that state (TN) uses trial by information instead of a grand jury. Too lazy to look it up.

So a lot of wild speculation at this point devoid of actual facts.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:56 AM (E4rtv)

285 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:50 AM (WpmWK)

Vaguely. He's some godawful "influencer" whose shtick is calling blacks jigaboos, right? Did he finally get himself killed?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 10:56 AM (BI5O2)

286 No he shot some guy who attacked him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (WpmWK)

287 Asmongold reacts to Nic Shirley's video on the UK protests. Have not seen the original video show up at all on ewetub. 'Odd'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)

288 https://tinyurl.com/muf4vask

The link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)

289 Cybertruck gets stuck in Lake Grapevine. Commenter says, "somehow, it doesn't look so douchy underwater.

Second commenter replies, "not from the fishes point of view".

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (KtNj5)

290 286 No he shot some guy who attacked him.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (WpmWK)

After saying he wanted to go out and keep calling black people N until one swung on him so he could shoot them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)

291 No he shot some guy who attacked him.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (

SMDH. One way or another, something like that was bound to happen. He's a genius. A real winner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (BI5O2)

292
"nick shirley uk" search on YT brings up many such videos

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (s9VOe)

293 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

294 After saying he wanted to go out and keep calling black people N until one swung on him so he could shoot them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)

Better Call Saul

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2+v4V)

295 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

296 Andrew Branca has discussed the case quite a bit on his YouTube channel. It's not nearly as clean a case a Rittenhouse, for example, and the guy's got significant risk of being convicted was what I took away from it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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He is also doing it on X but his youtube presentations are better. He is responding and sometimes baiting idiots on X which ups his engagement count coincidentally.

It boils down to this--self defense is a justification defense which means that the tables are flipped. You have to meet a statutory burden of proof as a defendant to claim it. When you claim self defense, then you no longer can claim the other dude did it or some other dude did it, you have to be a 'true man', admit you shot (assaulted, etc.) someone which is admitting a crime.

Next you have to provide under the totality of circumstances, to a judge and jury, that you were justified in your exercise of force (or implied force) to prevent serious injury or death to you from assailant(s). The laws vary somewhat across states but that is the gist of it.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)

297 This looks like what a migraine headache feels like.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (8Q86n)

298 I read Monuments Men. The most important painting they recovered was the Ghent Altarpiece, painted by Jan Van Eyck in the 15th century. It's called "The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb."

It looks to me like a Salvador Dali painting.

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 12:17 PM (RCjYY)

299 299

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (6wpGE)

300 First off I think Dali is a better painter than most of the famous 20th century artists. He paints circles around Picasso IMO. His often use of “surreal” elements made him famous; Walt Disney, Alfred Hitchcock and Luis Buñuel all employed Dali’s work in their films because he’s both unique and superlative. I cannot fathom why the faithful here, including CBD, seem to find this dreamlike imagery so off putting. I realize we’re all morons here, but come on. I’m imagining HQ readers under deer heads painted on sliced tree limbs. I need another coffee.

Posted by: Michael Croy at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (1vRTU)

The Morning Report — 5/ 19/26

Morning Report intro.jpg

Good morning kids. So two teenagers went on a deadly shooting spree at a San Diego mosque yesterday. Here's what's known so far:

"Outside the center were three adult men dead from gunshot wounds, according to San Diego Police Chief Scott Wahl, who spoke to the media after the shooting."

horrible on every level.

The alleged gunmen in a shooting rampage that left three people dead outside a San Diego mosque have been identified as 17-year-old Cain Clark and 18-year-old Caleb Velasquez, according to a law enforcement source.

At least one of the suspects took a weapon from their parents’ home and left a suicide note that talked about racial pride, a law enforcement source told The Post.

Clark attended Madison High School and was a standout wrestler, according to the school’s social media page. His grandfather, David Clark, 78, said: ”We’re very sorry for what happened. We know as much as you do. It’s a shock.” Clark and Velasquez were found dead inside a BMW from self-inflicted gunshot wounds only a few blocks from the Islamic Center of San Diego.

Anti-Islamic writings were found in the suspects’ vehicle and “hate speech” was written on the firearms used in the shooting, according to the source.

Let me state in no uncertain terms that this is absolutely horrendous to anyone who believes in and desires to live in a civilized society. Speaking of which, my personal feelings and opinions about Islam are no secret to anyone who has read my columns and listened to me speak on the podcast over these past few years and for sure as an American, a Jew and as one who is a student of history. Islam was, is, and a highly unlikely reformation of its core tenets regarding those whom it considers infidels and subhuman, notwithstanding, always will be a violent tyrannical totalitarian death cult that will seek the conquest of humanity and the world, as it has done for nearly 1500 years.

Does that mean I advocate or implore anyone who reads and hears my words to go out and do what these two maniacs did, absolutely no. But to be a follower of Islam is to go out and commit the most abhorrent acts of violence or at the very least to cheer on those who do, as we saw on the rooftops of Jersey City as the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center collapsed into flaming heaps and in Israel in the wake of the October 7 mass wave assault from Gaza. Those being but two examples of the oceans of blood and tears spilled in the name of advancing Islam.

The question of course is how to prevent these things from happening in the first place. Since Islam is not compatible and indeed completely antithetical to civilized society, further immigration to the west of Muslims should cease, and any attempts to impose Sharia law or to establish Islamic jurisdictions/political boundaries/communities et al as is being attempted in Texas among other places must be resisted by every LEGAL means necessary.

Of course the Democrat/Left will interpret/bastardize my words, which echo individuals such as Robert Spencer, Pam Geller and others into "Go out and shoot up mosques or hunt down Muslims!"

Shoot up a synagogue, a church, a Christmas parade and get a pat on the back.

And on a not entirely unrelated note, there's this:

A trio of bloodthirsty fans of accused assassin Luigi Mangione — who were granted press passes by City Hall — spouted vile hate and unapologetic calls for political violence from a Manhattan courthouse steps Monday.
Self-proclaimed “Mangionistas” Abril Rios, Ashley Rojas and Lena Weissbrot proudly showed off the passes they received from Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration, apparently for their online content documenting Mangione’s upcoming trial for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
But the credentialed “reporters” chillingly made no bones about supporting Mangione’s alleged vendetta to strike fear into the hearts of healthcare executives such as Thompson.


Something's got to give, my friends.

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1 Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (kgE5c)

2 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (KtNj5)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Nooded. Mornin', all.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (NcvvS)

6 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (kgE5c)

7 ahoy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (CWTWj)

8 And I read the content.......well, some of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Why isn't Tehran on fire?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (jehhT)

11 In April I exported 10 million barrels of my mother's semen via my nostrils worth nothing

My momma has no good tonsils left to play with

Posted by: Paul at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (2b058)

12 This will be labeled as all that right wing islhamophobia retaliation they've been accusing us for years of committing, won't it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Mornin, Hordians!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 19, 2026 07:54 AM (ewuvP)

14 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 07:55 AM (53oGX)

15 Also, someone out there should be DEMANDING the two perpetrators be given a full tox screen and the results posted for all the world to see.

I blame Big Pharma.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

16 The Left systematically removed God from polite society. This is what comes after.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 07:56 AM (2+v4V)

17 The question of course is how to prevent these things from happening in the first place. Since Islam is not compatible and indeed completely antithetical to civilized society, further immigration to the west of Muslims should cease, and any attempts to impose Sharia law or to establish Islamic jurisdictions/political boundaries/communities et al as is being attempted in Texas among other places must be resisted by every LEGAL means necessary.


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)

19 Self-proclaimed “Mangionistas” Abril Rios, Ashley Rojas and Lena Weissbrot proudly showed off the passes they received from Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration, apparently for their online content documenting Mangione’s upcoming trial for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.


Seems they should know what it's like to have shots ring out in their immediate vicinity. Seems they're advocating for the murder of those they disagree with. Eye for an eye?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Paid 5.79 for regular near the Newton DMV.

Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

21 Something's got to give, my friends.

We're ready to surrender!

Posted by: GOPe at May 19, 2026 07:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

22 “Graham Platner says in this NYT interview that ‘Susan Collins voted to send me to Iraq.’ That’s deceptive. Platner joined the Marines in 2004. Congress voted to authorize the war in 2002.”
Graham Platner’s ‘Life Story’ Lies Keep Catching Up With Him
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This guy is completely a cipher, a construction.

Lied about being an "oysterman" and set up his "oyster farm" long after he established his campaign website. It is merely window dressing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

23 well, i'm not exactly sure, but i'm pretty confident stating we all knew this sort of thing was going to happen. I'm kind of surprised it was two young kids and not old, 29+ people such as ourselves that did the shooting.

and this is what happens when people hear nothing but how evil they are and how everything wrong in the world is their fault. They are going to lash out and defend themselves.

I wonder if we're reaching the part when the People have determined that the government will no longer protect them, so they have to protect themselves.....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 07:59 AM (v6XNT)

24 In a few minutes the media will take on the challenge of blaming the San Diego attack on "the Jews".

Posted by: Rip N Read at May 19, 2026 07:59 AM (s0uZQ)

25 The Left systematically removed God from polite society. This is what comes after.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 07:56 AM (2+v4V)



I've been saying this for decades.

It's 100% spot on. You remove God, you remove morality. You remove morality, you become a radical left wing extremist, Hellbent on the destruction of western civilization as we know it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

26 All the lefties, US and international, are rushing to comment on the the event in San Diego, where some people did some things.

But if it were Christians, it wouldn't even make the local news.

And we know that because we see Christians killed by mulims for the crime of being Christians in Africa almost daily.
And the world says nothing.
Especially those lefties speaking now.

I'm tired of pretending islam is a religion.
Or has any redeeming qualities.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:01 AM (73/SM)

27 One Hispanic looking shooter, one trans-looking shooter. Probably not what the MSM would have preferred.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 08:01 AM (jehhT)

28 >Trump Postpones Planned Iran Strike After Middle East Leaders Urge Diplomacy.
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I'm beginning to think Trump & Co. don't know how to wrap this up

the world's only hyperpower can't seem to dislodge the IRGC

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 08:02 AM (ZxPkt)

29 27 One Hispanic looking shooter, one trans-looking shooter. Probably not what the MSM would have preferred.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 08:01 AM (jehhT)

And who names their child Cain ? Seems like a bad start in life...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:02 AM (zPDww)

30 Paid 5.79 for regular near the Newton DMV.

Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


That's on your state. I paid $3.74 yesterday and passed $3.69 this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:02 AM (KtNj5)

31 "Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot."

Have you contacted POTUS and informed him of your dissatisfaction? Do you plan or have you done anything other than complain on a blog?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:03 AM (zBgIx)

32 30 Paid 5.79 for regular near the Newton DMV.

Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You in CA. too ? I paid $5.89

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:03 AM (zPDww)

33 Ain't "racial pride" that thing the Left encourages every day?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:04 AM (2+v4V)

34 Cain Clark had beautiful long hair.
Are we sure he wasn't on hormones?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 19, 2026 08:04 AM (LmPA0)

35 Cain is trans is my guess.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

36 Trump Postpones Planned Iran Strike After Middle East Leaders Urge Diplomacy.

==

Yep, that's it , "diplomacy".

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:04 AM (GD0B3)

37 @28

>> the world's only hyperpower can't seem to dislodge the IRGC

We know how to do it, but in order to do it you need boots on the ground.

Essentially we need to do the equivalent of what we did in Venezuela, capture their leaders, install our own puppet, let the CIA run the joint.

This dicking around is becoming embarrassing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 08:05 AM (XV/Pl)

38 "Do you plan or have you done anything other than complain on a blog?"
+++
You could add an exclamation point!

Really!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)

39 Just looked it up, average price of gas in TX is 3.975/gl. CA and NY are always over 5, no?

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:05 AM (GD0B3)

40 I wonder if we're reaching the part when the People have determined that the government will no longer protect them, so they have to protect themselves.....
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I'm seeing that "protection" groups are being formed in the UK.

I hope they're not naive enough to think the police are on their side; that they are now a target of the police.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:06 AM (73/SM)

41 36 Trump Postpones Planned Iran Strike After Middle East Leaders Urge Diplomacy.

==

Yep, that's it , "diplomacy".
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:04 AM (GD0B3)

I'm not buying that ..... UAE is hit almost everyday and the Saudi's have said they want to us to finish Iran off....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:06 AM (zPDww)

42 G'mornin' everyone! Thanks, JJ!

brought forward from Tech Thread; my 0.02:

san diego was totally a false flag op.

it's the same outline; young psychopaths, online handler (already carefully erased) egging them on ...
Trunp and Kirk assassins, string of school shooters and such, were all the same pattern. this shooting was just What The Narrative Requires At This Time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:06 AM (VyBeY)

43 I'm not buying that ..... UAE is hit almost everyday and the Saudi's have said they want to us to finish Iran off....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:06 AM (zPDww)

those who know, know....

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:06 AM (GD0B3)

44 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Hoping you and Mrs JJ are doing well.
As I posted earlier I think the San Diego teenager shooters were would be Columbine anti Muslim heroes. Stupid kids. Not that fighting the muzzies won't be necessary, but the propaganda ministries will play this for all it's worth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)

45 X is saying that Cain and Caleb were a couple
No idea if true

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 19, 2026 08:07 AM (LmPA0)

46 To be fair, regarding the vast majority of things, aren't we all just "complaining on a blog"?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:07 AM (2+v4V)

47 "Essentially we need to do the equivalent of what we did in Venezuela, capture their leaders, install our own puppet, let the CIA run the joint.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"
#####

Who are the leaders?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

48 45 X is saying that Cain and Caleb were a couple



Cain was a wrestler? Possible.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (j+aD2)

49 You're gonna do to Muslims what you've done Jews in the past, aren't you?

Posted by: Sid at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (ogUsD)

50 45 X is saying that Cain and Caleb were a couple
No idea if true
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 19, 2026 08:07 AM (LmPA0)


Makes sense as Islam is not "friendly" to the LGBTQWhatever "community"

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (zPDww)

51 Happy Tuesday, everyone! Now for the news...

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (NR6c1)

52 Also, someone out there should be DEMANDING the two perpetrators be given a full tox screen and the results posted for all the world to see.

I blame Big Pharma.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't. I blame Islam.

When someone spends two generations screaming about how they're going to kill or enslave your nation, eventually somebody's going to believe you.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (Kdi1r)

53 24, yup, that's exactly what I mean

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (VyBeY)

54 Couple? Coupla nutjobs.

Posted by: Amirite at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

55 Trunp and Kirk assassins, string of school shooters and such, were all the same pattern. this shooting was just What The Narrative Requires At This Time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:06 AM (VyBeY)



They didn't do a very good job, only shooting a security guard, then themselves.

Really ineffective terrorism, TBH.

It's just hard to get top quality terrorists in America, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

56 I am not going to spend much time trying to figure out what happned at a notorious ishalmic center tied to 9/11, and that celebrated 10/7 "martyrs". I am glad that it will get much needed scrutiny, though.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (GD0B3)

57 If Trump is as frustrated with the Iran war as I imagine, Hegseth will be Bondi-ed soon.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (GPa4z)

58 Can we all get a refund? Now UN climate experts admit climate change won’t destroy Earth tomorrow

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Wonder if Little Dutch Boy Thunberg is going to take her flotilla to the UN crying, "how daaaare you!! and shake her fists in rage. Good thing she always has backup activism fighting for the "Palestinians."

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (qBdHI)

59 Sen. Tillis Urges Senate to Cancel ICE, Border Patrol Vote to Boost Cornyn’s Reelection Bid

1. Cornyn doesn't need to be in Texas during the run-off. He's not going door-to-door shaking hands.
2. The Senate should have gotten this done months ago so fuck them if it's inconvenient when they finally get around to doing their job.
3. Members of Congress need to keep their fucking opinions to themselves when it comes to primaries in other states.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

60 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 19, 2026 08:11 AM (/6r4m)

61
When someone spends two generations screaming about how they're going to kill or enslave your nation, eventually somebody's going to believe you.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 08:08 AM (Kdi1r)/i]


I'm hopeful that islham will eventually get theirs, but in looking at these to nincompoops, this was a bullshit op put in place by two furry, trans idiots, likely, that just wanted to be famous. They were NOT serious in their hatred of islham and desire to destroy them.

Your point is not lost......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

62 If you look at the pics of the one wrestler, it cannot be ruled out that this was a "love story" that decided to go after the religion that throws them off roofs vs tries to convert them...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 08:11 AM (tOcjL)

63 @47

>>Who are the leaders?

We went in, snatched Maduro, installed a successor, and now the day to day operations of the country are being directed by the CIA.

Which is not optimum, but given the alternative, what else can we do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 08:12 AM (XV/Pl)

64 56 I am not going to spend much time trying to figure out what happned at a notorious ishalmic center tied to 9/11, and that celebrated 10/7 "martyrs". I am glad that it will get much needed scrutiny, though.


I one thousand percent agree

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:12 AM (j+aD2)

65 *Wonder if Little Dutch Boy Thunberg is going to take her flotilla to the UN crying, "how daaaare you!! and shake her fists in rage.*
++++++++

I think she's got her finger in a dike.

Posted by: IYKWIM at May 19, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

66 57 If Trump is as frustrated with the Iran war as I imagine, Hegseth will be Bondi-ed soon.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (GPa4z)

I doubt that. Anyway, Trump's dilemma is of his own making. His monomania for a deal with people genetically incapable of one is causing this.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:13 AM (b4LBp)

67 I don't know why, and probably should shut my mouth, but I just don't give a damn about the mosque shootings. Muslim infiltration into America is running hot and heavy, and these are not good people. Lord forgive me, but I just don't care.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

68 well, i'm saddened to see bobert on the massey side.

i had high hopes for her... -_-

ah well, i'll have to comfort myself somehow.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (v6XNT)

69 @nypost
·
16m
Cops were already hunting San Diego mosque shooters after mom raised alarm that one was armed and suicidal
https://trib.al/i2NIZIM

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

70 Pelosi didn't endorse Scott Weiner. She hates the gays

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

71 I'll just be over here enjoying spending time with my private sector.

Posted by: Pam Blondi at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

72 "I think she's got her finger in a dike."

There's a rumor floating around that she has a boi toy. Unverified rumor that is and in this one instance, no pics are needed!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (zBgIx)

73 let the CIA run the joint

The CIA is responsible for every bad conflict we've been in since Vietnam - at least - so I don't see sending a couple hundred thousand troops to Iran to try and get them all to become homosexual as the thing needed so that you can have lower priced gasoline.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

74 70 Pelosi didn't endorse Scott Weiner. She hates the gays
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)


Well, hubby hired gay-boy prostitutes to come by the house and rough him up...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2026 08:15 AM (x0n13)

75
There's a rumor floating around that she has a boi toy. Unverified rumor that is and in this one instance, no pics are needed!
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (zBgIx)



Wasn't the last flotilla determined to be one big Cavanaugh style rape barge?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

76 67 I don't know why, and probably should shut my mouth, but I just don't give a damn about the mosque shootings.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

I hear you.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:15 AM (b4LBp)

77
Well, hubby hired gay-boy prostitutes to come by the house and rough him up...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2026 08:15 AM (x0n13)



HAMMERTIME!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

78 I guess the History Channel is still a thing.

For Memorial Day they will have Tom Hanks on to talk about World War II.

I'll pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 08:17 AM (2GVsD)

79 What a nightmare it would be were word to get around that America is hostile to islam.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 08:17 AM (GPa4z)

80 Pelosi didn't endorse Scott Weiner. She hates the gays
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)



Pelosi is turning into Joe Biden, the BEST Joe Biden, by the day.

That woman's brain is pickled and dementia riddled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

81 I don't understand what he is doing in Iran. Moar negotiations will not secure victory.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

82 Muslims kill, bomb, rape, torture, perform genital mutilation on young girls, assissinate, yell, scream and hollar for death death death all across the globe...the media and democrats yawn.

2 Fellas visit some payback on the savages and I am supposed to give a fuck. Nope.

More please.

Posted by: Enough Is Enough at May 19, 2026 08:17 AM (j+GfC)

83 This seems fitting............Oldie but a goodie.........


https://youtu.be/nRXLBNZFrwU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

84 They didn't do a very good job, only shooting a security guard, then themselves.

Really ineffective terrorism, TBH.

It's just hard to get top quality terrorists in America, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)


You're looking at this the wrong way.

They shot a security guard at A MOSQUE!!!!! This shows that poor muslims are in danger from WHITE PEEPO!!!! And then they killed themselves so as to prevent being questioned which will allow the media to run whatever speculative stories they choose.

I imagine that the left will terrorize the country quite a bit as a result.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

85 I'm beginning to think Trump & Co. don't know how to wrap this up

the world's only hyperpower can't seem to dislodge the IRGC
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 08:02 AM (ZxPkt)

No, you don’t understand. The US is showing strength by allowing Kuwait and Pakistan to have veto power over our foreign policy. This is true America First policy making, you see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (gD5h4)

86 Morning JJ and the Horde.

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

87 Pelosi didn't endorse Scott Weiner. She hates the gays
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)
====

She endorsed the CCP candidate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

88 @73

>>The CIA is responsible for every bad conflict we've been in since Vietnam

This is true, but given the alternatives, Venezuela being in our control is preferable to it being in China's control.

WRT Iran, the goal was a disarmed Iran and neutered mullahs.

I don't really think we've achieved those goals and the conflict dragging on is going to cause political problems for Trump and Republicans generally.

We cannot afford these democrat maniacs and lunatics getting back into power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 08:20 AM (XV/Pl)

89 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI) .

Just don't dwell there, m'lady. It's not good for the spirit.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:20 AM (2+v4V)

90 Don't name your kid Cain. Or Jezebel. Or Haman.

Nebuchadnezzar is right out.

Posted by: Name Redacted at May 19, 2026 08:20 AM (oftw2)

91 No, you don’t understand. The US is showing strength by allowing Kuwait and Pakistan to have veto power over our foreign policy. This is true America First policy making, you see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (gD5h4)

The mindset of "dealmaking" gone amuk.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:21 AM (b4LBp)

92 What a mess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 08:21 AM (bss/y)

93 78. I agree. I was enamored with Hanks after seeing Saving Private Ryan, but now he is just another Hollywood Champagne Socialist

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:21 AM (YCxFk)

94 I don't know why, and probably should shut my mouth, but I just don't give a damn about the mosque shootings. Muslim infiltration into America is running hot and heavy, and these are not good people. Lord forgive me, but I just don't care.
---
Same.

Do we get to say "I hope the bullets are ok" like the left did after Charlie was killed?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:22 AM (73/SM)

95 Cuba could have been ours and turned into a 1950s Disney resort. Missed opportunity.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 08:22 AM (GPa4z)

96 They shot a security guard at A MOSQUE!!!!! This shows that poor muslims are in danger from WHITE PEEPO!!!! And then they killed themselves so as to prevent being questioned which will allow the media to run whatever speculative stories they choose.

I imagine that the left will terrorize the country quite a bit as a result.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

One quibble: the media is still going to run whatever speculation they want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 08:22 AM (bss/y)

97 Ann Robinson, star of George Pal's War of the Worlds has passed away at the age of 96.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 08:22 AM (2GVsD)

98 90 Don't name your kid Cain. Or Jezebel. Or Haman.

Nebuchadnezzar is right out.
Posted by: Name Redacted
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Nimrod at May 19, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

99 88. Well said about Venezuela Thomas. Does Massie lose tonight?

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:22 AM (YCxFk)

100 97. Love that film from the 50's. Gene Barry was great too

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

101 Pointed out on X:

Ever notice how even the "good" and moderate muslims, even then most "westernized," never criticize radical muslims?

Name one muslim group that condemned 10/7.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:23 AM (73/SM)

102 Paid 5.79 for regular near the Newton DMV.

Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

4.42 here, yesterday. Trump needs to stop "negotiating" a deal, and, instead, destroy them. Completely. Then, tell them, don't make us come back. Back in 1979/80, that was my same attitude as a 32 year old. Stop screwing with them.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (5xuJ/)

103 Just don't dwell there, m'lady. It's not good for the spirit.

--

I truly do know that. If I have one thing I'm very faulty on, it's trying to reign in my anger against bad people and pray for them instead. I'm working on it, but it's hard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (qBdHI)

104 98 90 Don't name your kid Cain. Or Jezebel. Or Haman.

Nebuchadnezzar is right out.
Posted by: Name Redacted
------
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nimrod
+++++++++
*ahem*

Posted by: Adolph at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

105 I have an elegant solution for Democrats worried about black people losing representation in Congress as segregated districts are eliminated. White congressmen in MI, CA, NY, IL, MA and other blue states should give up their seats to black candidates. Problem solved.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (xO+5+)

106 Koreans Protest Muslim ‘Prayer’ Street Takeovers

Now do Hoodlum Street Takeovers

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

107 Paid 5.79 for regular near the Newton DMV.

Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)


This is a sentiment that I fear will be repeated and amplified as the summer goes on. Analytically, many voters know that an atomic Iran is a danger to the ME and the world. But most people do not vote analytically, they vote with their pocketbooks.

The Dems are salivating over the chance to point at gas prices and sneer, "Trump did that!" And he can expect no support from the GOP or the MFM. He needs to address this problem very soon and in very practical terms, or the midterms are lost.

(insert 'asshole commenter' caveat here)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (qRla/)

108 Las Vegas lobbyists in D.C do not want Cuba to go free. 90 minute boat rides and Casino's on the beach's

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (YCxFk)

109 Read the article about the Luigi fangirls. We really need islands in the middle of nowhere to house them.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:25 AM (NR6c1)

110 Are the Democrats promising to be a better alternative on Iran or Energy? Does anyone trust them to do anything?

What if there is little political fallout and Trump achieves his goal in Iran?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:25 AM (2+v4V)

111 Gas is 2% of the average families budget.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:25 AM (/+uur)

112 I don't know why, and probably should shut my mouth, but I just don't give a damn about the mosque shootings. Muslim infiltration into America is running hot and heavy, and these are not good people. Lord forgive me, but I just don't care.
Posted by: Lady in Black


I just use the goatfucker's playbook:

Nothing happens without allah's will.

Inshallah motherfuckers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:26 AM (KtNj5)

113 Don't name your kid Cain. Or Jezebel. Or Haman.

------------------

Or Agamemnon

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:26 AM (xO+5+)

114 Do we get to say "I hope the bullets are ok" like the left did after Charlie was killed?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Absolutely. And when the inevitable screeching happens, call them out on their double standard. Just make sure you're armed as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:26 AM (NR6c1)

115 Read the article about the Luigi fangirls. We really need islands in the middle of nowhere to house them.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:25 AM (NR6c1)



Look how that worked out for Australia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

116 Gas prices were higher in 2022, and Dems kept Senate, and barley lost the House. Due to redistricting there are not that many competitive races, but Senate races could be much tighter

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:26 AM (YCxFk)

117 Do I think hamstringing Iran for the next 20 years is good enough? No - but Trump is always up to something. It's possible he threw the wrong thing at the wall and it's not sticking, but it's not likely.

I was thinking he will have this wrapped by June 1 but that is looking very very unlikely. So we just have to see where it goes.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:27 AM (2+v4V)

118 Don't name your kid Cain. Or Jezebel. Or Haman.

Nebuchadnezzar is right out.
Posted by: Name Redacted
------
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nimrod
+++++++++
*ahem*
Posted by: Adolph



Pffffffft.
Posted by: Pol

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:27 AM (KtNj5)

119 Oh, how I miss the refrain from just 2 short months ago!

Anyone remember it? Maybe the parrot can help here. Hey parrot, it's your que!

*awk* no boots on the ground *awk*
*awk* no boots on the ground *awk*

Does that still hold true these days?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:27 AM (zBgIx)

120 Ann Robinson, star of George Pal's War of the Worlds has passed away at the age of 96.

--

I was just thinking about old stars and who's left. Lee Grant is still alive and will turn 101 this year. Terry Kilburn (from MGM's 1938 "A Christmas Carol" will be 100 this year, so he's still kicking. And to my shock, I just saw the other day where the gorgeous Donna Mills is already 85!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:28 AM (qBdHI)

121 Don't name your kid Cain. Or Jezebel. Or Haman.

Nebuchadnezzar is right out.
Posted by: Name Redacted
------
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nimrod
+++++++++
*ahem*
Posted by: Adolph at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

knew an engineer in wisconsin named that. I thought his parents were "brave"

then found out he was black, and was even more impressed / confused

but he was an awesome guy who was NOT hamstrung by his name.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 08:28 AM (v6XNT)

122 Regarding San Diego: The one young man appeared to be either TG or grooming towards it. Let’s call it feminized. We should at least consider that Islamic centers in other countries have been hubs of child exploitation and that may be a factor here.

The circumstances seem off.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at May 19, 2026 08:28 AM (qXDwx)

123 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nimrod
+++++++++
*ahem*
Posted by: Adolph



Pffffffft.
Posted by: Pol
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:27 AM (KtNj5)



Pikers.

Posted by: Charia at May 19, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

124 Bring back Graham Greene's Havana. That could have been Trump's towering achievement.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 08:28 AM (GPa4z)

125 knew an engineer in wisconsin named that. I thought his parents were "brave"


Nimrod or Adolph?

I don't see what's wrong with Nimrod lol

meanwhile I know an Agamemnon. still happens among Greek diaspora

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:29 AM (j+aD2)

126 Did I read correctly? Shooter 17-year-old Cain Clark… his father David Clark is 78 years old?

This is probably the least important observation on this tragedy, but I can’t understand why a man would father a son at the age of 61. Not a good idea IMHO…. Energy diminishes with age and who can expect to chase after and manage a teenager well into their 70s. Unless the 78 was a typo… but my gosh if that’s true I might say it’s at least a tiny part of why the son went astray….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 08:29 AM (LLX3Z)

127 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (qBdHI)

I have two comments I started and earlier deleted. I know where your head is because that's where mine is. I guess in trying to nudge you, I feel like I'm telling myself. It's the ultimate projection.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:29 AM (2+v4V)

128 @107

>>This is a sentiment that I fear will be repeated and amplified as the summer goes on.

There are certain realities that cannot be papered over, the optimum consumer/economic price for a gallon of gas is roughly 2.50 a gallon, as it goes up there are massive downstream negative effects, it's now averaging 4.50+ nation wide and ridiculously priced in certain spots and states, like the 5.79 I paid yesterday.

We're approaching 5 bucks a gallon nation wide.

That's not good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)

129 A Gay Latino and a Tranny walk into a mosque...

...and the MSM says "welp, there goes our narrative."

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (gtcuf)

130 I can’t understand why a man would father a son at the age of 61.


You should try it sometime.

Don't knock it till you have.

Posted by: Tony Randall at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

131 knew an engineer in wisconsin named that. I thought his parents were "brave"


Nimrod or Adolph?

I don't see what's wrong with Nimrod lol

meanwhile I know an Agamemnon. still happens among Greek diaspora
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:29 AM (j+aD2)

Adolph

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (v6XNT)

132 Gas is 2% of the average families budget.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:25 AM (/+uur)
====

We spent under $300 on gas in 2025. Two cars.

But I get the joy of stepping over bodies, stool, and broken glass on the bus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

133 Caleb *Velasquez* as a Neo-NAZI? Really?

And targeting muslims not Jews?

Not that I suspect these teens had some advanced ideology but, uh, their guy Hitler would not have approved.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)

134 Read the article about the Luigi fangirls. We really need islands in the middle of nowhere to house them.

--

They're sad, pathetic women. Not much different than the groupies that slobbered all over The Night Stalker, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson. Women can be quite pathetic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (qBdHI)

135 three dots I just have more important things to think about, CA is its own mess

plus it went pretty well, they had security who did their job and the asshats self deleted. obviously I would rather the guard was not killed! that part was unfortunate

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

136 *ahem*
Posted by: Adolph

I worked with two Norwegian carpenters named Adolf in the 70s and 80s. It was a very common name in Norway, at least until 1940. Don't think any babies were named Adolf after that, for some strange reason.

Posted by: Nordic Interiors! at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (oftw2)

137 I learned the other day that Gobekli Tepe just translates to "pot-bellied hill."

And, to me, for some reason, that really take a lot of the sheen off of the lost ancient civilization story.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (73/SM)

138 Also was Cain a tranny or something? He's got the haircut...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (sKqQm)

139 Did I read correctly? Shooter 17-year-old Cain Clark… his father David Clark is 78 years old?

====
Grandfather

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

140 only a few blocks from the Islamic Center of San Diego."

So was this an attack of any sort on said facility, or is that angle just garbage?

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (MEtvx)

141 Last year, Dutch researchers refuted projections of calamitous sea level rises by actually looking at data gathered from coastal sites around the globe rather than on models extrapolating from biased assumptions.

The sea rise projected is about 100x the real measurements.

And about 50% of sea rise is real land fall.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

142 >>4.42 here, yesterday. Trump needs to stop "negotiating" a deal, and, instead, destroy them. Completely. Then, tell them, don't make us come back. Back in 1979/80, that was my same attitude as a 32 year old. Stop screwing with them.

If Trump destroys Iran completely, how does that make the price of oil come down?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

143 I don't think the Iran War will be a decisive factor in the midterms. I think it will helpful to Trump and republicans if he can wrap it up somehow into unequivocal victory and be out of there, but not ruinous if not. The public's general sense of how they are doing, the degree to which the republicans can remind people of the disastrous and anti-American democrats, and the more the democrats keep aiding that reminder will de decisive.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:32 AM (b4LBp)

144
I worked with two Norwegian carpenters named Adolf in the 70s and 80s. It was a very common name in Norway, at least until 1940. Don't think any babies were named Adolf after that, for some strange reason.
Posted by: Nordic Interiors! at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (oftw2)/i]


My great grandfather was named Adolph, or Adolf....not sure which. Never met the guy. He ran off with his secretary to Florida before I was born, I think.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

145 My son is letting his GF move in. He made her pay off her consumer debt first. He plans to marry and reproduce with her "even though she's Irish" and I am hoping he will consider the name Tyr for a male child. I would suggest Leonidas, but someone in the family already took it. He likes the name Vitaly.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:32 AM (xO+5+)

146 right now I'm more worried about the war in the Fed

praying for wisdom for Mr Warsh

THAT is important

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)

147 Authorities said officers swarmed the Islamic Center within four minutes of the first emergency calls, launching what police described as a fast-moving and “dynamic” response.

When seconds count, the police will be there in minutes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:32 AM (ynpvh)

148 But I get the joy of stepping over bodies, stool, and broken glass on the bus.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

We don't need oil! We ride the bus!

Posted by: Greenie Weenie at May 19, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

149 Women can be quite pathetic."

Check out the crowd photos at Bonnie and Clyde's funeral...

Lotsa broads

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (MEtvx)

150 The Dems are salivating over the chance to point at gas prices and sneer, "Trump did that!" And he can expect no support from the GOP or the MFM. He needs to address this problem very soon and in very practical terms, or the midterms are lost.

(insert 'asshole commenter' caveat here)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 19, 2026 08:24 AM (qRla/)

You are quite correct. But this will require concentrated military action, including but not limited to eliminating Irans remaining drone and missile capacity, eliminating the rest of their small missile boats, and seizing control of the small islands in this gulf. These steps alone would significantly lower the oil prices and their effects that you note.

But Trump has now decided that Macron and Starmer were right, and that the US should never undertake any military action unless we have the permission of the rest of the world first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (gD5h4)

151 The sea rise projected is about 100x the real measurements.


We have pictures of coastal landmarks for 100+ years. The water level is the same.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (sKqQm)

152 I learned the other day that Gobekli Tepe just translates to "pot-bellied hill."

It's a hill? I thought it was just a hole in the ground. You learn something new everyday!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (zBgIx)

153 145 My son is letting his GF move in. He made her pay off her consumer debt first. He plans to marry and reproduce with her "even though she's Irish" and I am hoping he will consider the name Tyr for a male child. I would suggest Leonidas, but someone in the family already took it. He likes the name Vitaly.


oh congrats VTK!!! I'm kind of on cloud nine bc not only did I have surprised guests for mother's day (yay! everyone made it home) I found out my boy seemingly has a more steady GF. it's a start!!! all my friends have grandchildren already!!! my kids are terrible with dating, sigh.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

154
Feeling very low this morning. It's sad to have to face up to knowing that the things that mean the most to me, that engage my interest or that I can be proud of mean nothing to other people and talking about them bores or irritates them.

I have to do my duty but I'm increasingly withdrawing into my own private world and no longer see much reason to interact with others beyond being polite.

Sorry to bother you all but I had to get that out. You're a great bunch of folks and I hope you'll indulge me.

Posted by: Dicop at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (+AYeP)

155
If Trump destroys Iran completely, how does that make the price of oil come down?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)



We're being gouged because Europe can't get oil through the Strait. I was hoping UAE bailing on OPEC would start a chain reaction, but it didn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

156 am hoping he will consider the name Tyr for a male child/i]

Make sure they don't get a wolf hound.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

157
Is there an equivalent to John Derbyshire's "The Talk" about Mohammedans?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

158
Sorry to bother you all but I had to get that out. You're a great bunch of folks and I hope you'll indulge me.
Posted by: Dicop at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (+AYeP)



Say what you want, don't piss off the cobs and don't approach toll level and you should be good.

While there are some that will bludgeon you with their opinion, it's best to just bludgeon back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

159 Posted by: Paul at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (ZKsQ/)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 19, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

160 But Trump has now decided that Macron and Starmer were right, and that the US should never undertake any military action unless we have the permission of the rest of the world first.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (gD5h4)

It looks to me like Trump finally realized the folly of his little neo-con adventure, sees a disaterous midterms and is deperately seeking a way out.

I don't even blame whichever neocons talked him into this. I blame Trump for falling for it and betraying the anti-neocon stance he's held since 2015.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:36 AM (gtcuf)

161 plus it went pretty well, they had security who did their job and the asshats self deleted. obviously I would rather the guard was not killed! that part was unfortunate
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

Security guard at a this notorious mosque ? Maybe we should check his online posts before lionizing him ??

https://tinyurl.com/bdzfcjhu

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:36 AM (GD0B3)

162 Mark Fuhrman, OJ detective, has assumed room temp.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (mZm2x)

163 We're approaching 5 bucks a gallon nation wide.

That's not good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at

I paid $3.60 yesterday I don't know how a nationwide average is very informative unless it shows the price, less the state taxes. (California certainly skews the average because of their high taxes and onerous, self imposed carbob regulations. )

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (n/I2D)

164 OT:

I have just finished the official editing draft of my new Theda Bara novel!

Now to print it out and get to work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (qRla/)

165 Feeling very low this morning. It's sad to have to face up to knowing that the things that mean the most to me, that engage my interest or that I can be proud of mean nothing to other people and talking about them bores or irritates them.

Finding a community of people that shares interests with you can be hard. It was easier pre-covid when people got together in person more.

But it can be done - find local meetup/facebook/volunteer groups.

If that doesn't work then yes the internet is the other option. Here you have politics, longbows, and such, and their are other forums for other interests.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

166 67, well said, & I agree 100%.

sportball is more interesting, and that might as well be happening on a different planet for all of me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (VyBeY)

167 But Trump has now decided that Macron and Starmer were right, and that the US should never undertake any military action unless we have the permission of the rest of the world first.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (gD5h4)



Where do you get THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

168 holy sheep runner

thanks for that tho

I can go back to living peacefully with the nonsense out of Cali

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)

169 I have just finished the official editing draft of my new Theda Bara novel!

Now to print it out and get to work.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (qRla/)



Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

170 Berenson filed suit in April of 2023 against then-President Biden; Andrew Slavitt, who had served as the Senior Advisor to the COVID-19 Response Coordinator; Robert Flaherty, who served as the Director of Digital Strategy at the White House; Vivek Murthy, the Biden Administration’s Surgeon General; Scott Gottlieb, who was a former FDA Commissioner and member of the Board of Directors of Pfizer; and Albert Bourla, who served as the Chief Executive Officer of Pfizer.

How do we vote these people off our continent?

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

171 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

It was a good ending. I thought it interesting that the article mentioned "racial pride" but not "white pride" and certainly not God or Jesus.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:38 AM (2+v4V)

172 Due to redistricting there are not that many competitive races, but Senate races could be much tighter
--
Most estimates put the max at ... 18.
That was before redistricting.
Wave elections of the past, before both parties got so good at computer modeling, would see 40+ seats flip.

2024 was a wave election. Trump would have swept in 20-40 seats minimum if it was 20 years ago.
Instead, the R's flipped ... 8.
Four of those were wins by nearly 20 points and up.

For Dems to flip the House now, they need a minimum of +10 on the generic ballot.

And wouldn't you know it, suddenly polls are "showing" exactly that.
If you want to see how badly redistricting has hurt the Dems, there's your actual proof ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:38 AM (73/SM)

173 Feeling very low this morning. It's sad to have to face up to knowing that the things that mean the most to me, that engage my interest or that I can be proud of mean nothing to other people and talking about them bores or irritates them.
=====

More likely misinterpreting social cues. But Imma make a prayer for you in any case.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

174 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

175 WHo do you think works at an ishlamic center known for ties to 9/11, and that his publicly celebrating 10/7? "Heroes" ? Someone should check where he got his combat skillz.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3)

176 well, i'm saddened to see bobert on the massey side.

i had high hopes for her./i]

Give me 2 hours in a movie theater with her and I can fix her.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)

177 It was always so easy to find and unhappy woman,
'til I started looking for mine.

Posted by: Moe Bandy at May 19, 2026 08:39 AM (oftw2)

178 I saw on X (fwiw) that Lauren and Thomas had a fling

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)

179 152 I learned the other day that Gobekli Tepe just translates to "pot-bellied hill."

It's a hill? I thought it was just a hole in the ground. You learn something new everyday!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:33 AM (zBgIx)

It's a hole in the ground on a hill...after all the digging the archaeologists have been doing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (ynpvh)

180 162 Mark Fuhrman, OJ detective, has assumed room temp.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (mZm2x)

He helped create a state where murder and the N word were equal.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)

181 WHo do you think works at an ishlamic center known for ties to 9/11, and that his publicly celebrating 10/7? "Heroes" ? Someone should check where he got his combat skillz.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3)



Well, he's dead, so his combat skillz were weak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

182 If Trump destroys Iran completely, how does that make the price of oil come down?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

Kuwait’s oil production has been almost completely shut down, and in spite of talk about other methods of shipping oil, the output of the UAE and most of Iraq’s production is also severely curtailed. That’s what comes back online even if Irans production doesn’t.

Iran’s oil, for years, has gone primarily to China.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (gD5h4)

183 "It looks to me like Trump finally realized the folly of his little neo-con adventure, sees a disaterous midterms and is deperately seeking a way out."

I don't think he fell for anything, but sincerely believed in the generational threat of Iran and confidently believed we could do a number on them hygienically and efficiently and be done with it. The core folly has been believing that a deal was, is possible.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (b4LBp)

184 also man the Sabres got robbed last night

it is HARD to fight the other team AND the refs!

the NHL is such a joke

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)

185 If it's true the San Diego shooters were gay and/or trans the propaganda ministries are going to tie themselves in knots trying to come up with a narrative. I hope they posted a manifesto on line "Muslims hate gays and trans people , we gay and trans people hereby declare war on Islam" . That would be suppressed real quickly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ)

186 It's a hole in the ground on a hill...after all the digging the archaeologists have been doing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (ynpvh)

I read the other day that there will be no more digging for 100 years. That there was already TOO MUCH to study.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

187 Mark Fuhrman, OJ detective, has assumed room temp.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (mZm2x)




All that, lead to this......


https://youtu.be/4PFT_5CaIfo

Don't mind the source, mind you.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

188 185 If it's true the San Diego shooters were gay and/or trans the propaganda ministries are going to tie themselves in knots trying to come up with a narrative. I hope they posted a manifesto on line "Muslims hate gays and trans people , we gay and trans people hereby declare war on Islam" . That would be suppressed real quickly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ)

No, they'll say the right radicalized two loving gay men...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

189 it is HARD to fight the other team AND the refs!

the NHL is such a joke
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)

Now do Ms. Caitlin Clark

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

190 >>We're being gouged because Europe can't get oil through the Strait. I was hoping UAE bailing on OPEC would start a chain reaction, but it didn't.

It's not just that, it's that no Iranian oil is entering the market. Iran produces around 4 5% of the world's oil and someone will need to fill that hole.

Trump can obviously level Iran but he's not. He's also obviously not afraid to go beast mode so he must have a reason he is trying to do this without completely destroying Iran. Perhaps he doesn't want to create another failed state in the ME because we all know what happens in failed Muslim states. People can say that's the Middle Easts problem but we all also know how that always works out.

Tricky needle to thread. Particularly when the leaders of Iran are religious lunatics.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:41 AM (viF8m)

191 Don't think any babies were named Adolf after that, for some strange reason.

Karen seems to have fallen out of favor as well.

am hoping he will consider the name Tyr for a male child

Just don't let him stick his hand into your dog's mouth.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:42 AM (NR6c1)

192 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)

Escobedo is from CA, was an anchor for CBS in San Diego, and a journalist who won an Emmy. So, probably did her homework.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)

193 Now do Ms. Caitlin Clark
Posted by: r hennigantx


She's not on my Hall Pass so it ain't happening.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:42 AM (NR6c1)

194 I hope they posted a manifesto on line "Muslims hate gays and trans people , we gay and trans people hereby declare war on Islam" . That would be suppressed real quickly
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ)

I hope I have enough popcorn.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

195 Today Is National Devil's Food Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

196 We're being gouged because Europe can't get oil through the Strait"

More so everyone in the industry believed the 150 bbl bullshiite, and went stupid. And the previous admin made transporting fuels very expensive...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:42 AM (MEtvx)

197 Posted by: Dicop at May 19, 2026 08:34 AM (+AYeP)

Your thoughts are welcome here, and interesting.

This will surprise a lot of people but I don't connect with most. Only a select few. It's a frustrating world. I have no good advice for you really but this place makes for a decent sounding board. Plus if you spell something wrong or break some obscure grammatical rule people will engage with you right away.

Sorry you're feeling down.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (2+v4V)

198 Oh no... The programmed drones killed the wrong people

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (61TgR)

199 The result of constant anti-Muslim bigotry and disinformation: A terrorist attack took place at the Islamic Center of San Diego, California, two men with guns entered the mosque and started shooting. At least two people are dead and multiple people are injured.

It is well organized and well funded by a specific group of folks. Follow the money...saying even one thing remotely bad about Jewish folks can directly end your career.

The people behind this evil demonizing of Muslims are the same pieces of shit that have socially engineered against Black people, queer people, women etc.

Right wing Islamophobia is real and in full swing. Had breakfast with my super conservative father today and he is more concerned about “Muslims taking over America than data centers and billionaires”. Right wing propaganda is wild.

Republicans will find out one of the shooters had an avocado once and declare them both trans.

The news will not cover this and they will not be sympathetic. Just another example of the right wing violence that we have in this country

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (JCZqz)

200 He helped create a state where murder and the N word were equal.
Posted by: r hennigant

I never blamed him. The impeachment over the language was so irrelevant and remote ( it was in a book or screenplay he was writing, iirc) it should never have come in. Ito was a mediocre judge.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (n/I2D)

201 If it's true the San Diego shooters were gay and/or trans the propaganda ministries are going to tie themselves in knots trying to come up with a narrative. I hope they posted a manifesto on line "Muslims hate gays and trans people , we gay and trans people hereby declare war on Islam" . That would be suppressed real quickly
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ)
=====

Today will be the last you hear this story covered in the state media.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

202 it is HARD to fight the other team AND the refs!

the NHL is such a joke
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)



The NHL wants a Canadian team to win the cup. They showed it the last 2 years with Edmonton, now Montreal.

However, the OT game winner was a poor let in by the Buffalo goalie. You don't play that game and lose like that.

I admit, I wasn't watching when the 'whistle incident' occurred, so I don't know what that was about.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Trannies vs muslims is the ultimate "intersectionality".

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2+v4V)

204 She's not on my Hall Pass so it ain't happening.

Saw a comedy skit on this.

Girlfriend gets her guy to agree to discuss hallpasses. She bats around different celebrities and then decides on Leo D.

He thinks for a minute then says, "I pick your single friend Sally." Girlfriend's head explodes...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

205 >>Iran’s oil, for years, has gone primarily to China.

True. Another consideration. Probably a big topic of discussion between Trump and Xi last week, particularly since Trump already took Xi's other gas station in Venezuela and China's economy is teetering.

But if there is no more Iran oil China will forced to buy elsewhere, it's not like they are going to stop needing oil.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (viF8m)

206 It is well organized and well funded by a specific group of folks. Follow the money...saying even one thing remotely bad about Jewish folks can directly end your career.
=====
Garden-variety joo hate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

207 Okay, I'll eat shit and confess I thought this was a mullah-versus-imam shooting. I didn't think a couple of teenage wankers did it.
The mosque itself should be shut down because of its own support for murder, including 9/11/01 and 10/7/23, so they frankly asked for this. But they should get this from ICE and the FBI, not from any random Valesquez (real Aryan name right there) and Cain (wtf).

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (gKWVE)

208 he is more concerned about “Muslims taking over America than data centers and billionaires”.

Your dad is wise. Listen to him. Data centers and billionaires aren't trying to actively kill me.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (NR6c1)

209 172. Good info. Thanks Hippo. Arent gas prices always their highest around Memorial day anyways?

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (YCxFk)

210 The people behind this evil demonizing of Muslims are the same pieces of shit that have socially engineered against Black people, queer people, women etc.

Now do leftist rhetoric calling conservatives notsees that want to turn all women into breeding pods...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh)

211 Bye, Bye, Black Studies

A Real Black Studies would research why almost 80% of black babies do not have father and why 80% of black majority schools have almost 100% math and reading illiteracy.

School Takeovers should be happening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

212 However, the OT game winner was a poor let in by the Buffalo goalie. You don't play that game and lose like that.


you're right of course. sigh. one of the first two he let in was kicked in btw.

I admit, I wasn't watching when the 'whistle incident' occurred, so I don't know what that was about.


it was BS. never seen anything like that

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (j+aD2)

213 Where do you get THAT?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

The official statement from the White House as to why the attack planned for today, which Hegseth and CENTCOM had strongly advocated for, said that it was called off because Kuwait, the UAE, and Pakistan were unhappy about it. It didn’t mention the Qatari’s, but I’m sure they were quite pleased to see it called off as well.

America First policy making in action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (gD5h4)

214 "Republicans will find out one of the shooters had an avocado once and declare them both trans."

avocado? not getting the connection.

I know, trying to understand what a smoothbrain demonrat says, right?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (VyBeY)

215 "Plus if you spell something wrong or break some obscure grammatical rule people will engage with you right away."

----

Watch your step.

Posted by: The Apostrophe Cops at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

216 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (JCZqz)

dude , what would we do without you ??

🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

217 Your dad is wise. Listen to him. Data centers and billionaires aren't trying to actively kill me.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (NR6c1)/i]


Soros, laughing, spreads his wings......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

218 Great year for Sabres after 20 years in Wilderness. Tage Thompson, US Olympian hero, is awesome

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (YCxFk)

219 Republicans will find out one of the shooters had an avocado once and declare them both trans.
--------

Funny but look asshole as soon as we find out he was on hormones and transitioning the story disappears and you stop your bullshit "caring".

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (2+v4V)

220 218 Great year for Sabres after 20 years in Wilderness. Tage Thompson, US Olympian hero, is awesome


I really got to like them

good team

oh well

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (j+aD2)

221 It is well organized and well funded by a specific group of folks. Follow the money...saying even one thing remotely bad about Jewish folks can directly end your career.

Gotta love the left. The shooters were...DA JUICE. Though why didn't they use a space laser then?

Republicans will find out one of the shooters had an avocado once and declare them both trans.

I noticed the one shooter looks kind of effeminate which by itself doesn't mean anything really but seeing a comment like this makes me a lot more suspicious. Remember they argued the Kirk shooter wasn't gay at all...because he was having sex with a MtF tranny...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)

222 Plus if you spell something wrong, or break some obscure grammatical rule, people will engage with you right away.
====

That's right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

223 @145 Victor Tango Kilo-if the name Leonidas is taken in your family I’d suggest Gerard Butler as next best option for a name

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (5LUfU)

224 182 If Trump destroys Iran completely, how does that make the price of oil come down?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

Kuwait’s oil production has been almost completely shut down, and in spite of talk about other methods of shipping oil, the output of the UAE and most of Iraq’s production is also severely curtailed. That’s what comes back online even if Irans production doesn’t.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (gD5h4)


Also, Bahrain's oil and gas can be shipped.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (5rh/l)

225
America First policy making in action.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 08:46 AM (gD5h4)



From that you get "Trump knows Starmer and the French fag were right?"

Uh.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

226 "It's a hole in the ground on a hill..."

THE Hill.

Posted by: JRRT at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (Q+gd/)

227
Rain today. Indeed, rain this week. Good thing the property has been mowed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (HdYcL)

228 211, yeah, if only they could break out of the mental trap, and see ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (VyBeY)

229 Right wing Islamophobia is real and in full swing. Had breakfast with my super conservative father today and he is more concerned about “Muslims taking over America than data centers and billionaires”. Right wing propaganda is wild.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (JCZqz)

Super Conservative Father
Voted for Clinton TWICE and wonder why he is picking up the check for a fucking 40 year old?

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

230 Fuhrmann's use of the N word was in response to some reporter/activist prompting him to do so. He didn't recall saying it. O.J.'s lawyers did a good job finding it , but that case was toast when the trial was conducted in downtown LA, as opposed to Santa Monica where the crime occurred

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (gu0hJ)

231
Lessee if I got this right...

Two dudes shoot up a muslim center then run off to commit suicide together.

Sounds like some weird, insane, very, very gay, murder/suicide liebestraum fantasy.

I got a nice, shiny, brand-new , increasingly rare penny, betting these guys were gay or trannie or both.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (iJfKG)

232 My grandpa's oldest brother was named Adolph. Named before the unpleasantness. Good guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 08:49 AM (bss/y)

233 The people behind this evil demonizing of Muslims /i]

The left tells me Palis killing Jews is ok because they are "colonizers"

How are Muslims in the US any different?*


*well ignoring Jews have lived in Israel for 4k years...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

234 if Gas were 2 bucks a gallon nationwide, it would still be 6 in Cal, due to refinery taxes and green B.S

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:49 AM (YCxFk)

235 That fucking trial still haunts us 30+ years later.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 08:49 AM (mZm2x)

236 Buffalo looked like the better team last night and I thought the officiating was pretty typical NHL stuff. They clearly blew a couple obvious penalites on both teams, Montreal for too many men on the ice and Buffalo for running over the goalie while he was in the crease.

Buffalo had a great season. I don't know anyone who had them going that far when the season started.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:49 AM (viF8m)

237 Lessee if I got this right...

Two dudes shoot up a muslim center then run off to commit suicide together.

Sounds like some weird, insane, very, very gay, murder/suicide liebestraum fantasy.

I got a nice, shiny, brand-new , increasingly rare penny, betting these guys were gay or trannie or both.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (iJfKG)

It's bizarre because they are supposedly all in on racial pride, but...

Yeah, it is very strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 08:49 AM (bss/y)

238 avocado? not getting the connection.

Probably a reference to how us eeeeevil Rethuglikkans mock liberals for eating avocado toast.

Soros, laughing, spreads his wings......

That decrepit old toad wouldn't be a trigger puller but I see your point.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:50 AM (NR6c1)

239 Right wing Islamophobia is real and in full swing. Had breakfast with my super conservative father today and he is more concerned about “Muslims taking over America than data centers and billionaires”. Right wing propaganda is wild.

===

Does his daddy know that instead of looking for a job, his lazy ass progeny is spending all of his time online, on reddit, absorbing all the online low IQ garbage there is ?

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

240 I got a nice, shiny, brand-new , increasingly rare penny, betting these guys were gay or trannie or both.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 08:48 AM (iJfKG)




It will be made into a movie. Romeo and Romeo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

241 I think there are two issues that are non-starters for the US;
- Iran's control of the Hormuz
- Iran's retention of enriched Uranium

I believe those two "demands" from the IRGC (who's now effectively in control of the country) are what we keep coming back to after a new set of demands are set.

Trump may have fallen for it once, but not twice. He does, passionately, want a deal however.

And, FWIW, every day this drags on is another day that strains the EU, China and Russia. And demonstrates that the US is not, yet, totally "energy independent."

Sometimes you just have to rub one's nose in certain things before they see the light.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 08:50 AM (jehhT)

242 Kuwait’s oil production has been almost completely shut down"

That was an opec move. Forecast is to begin shipping June. The opec issues will be interesting

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:50 AM (MEtvx)

243 A sitting member of the SEB quickly amplified McKoon’s demand. Salleigh Grubbs, who also serves as the Georgia Republican Party’s first vice chair, posted that she was “shocked to be told that the final tabulation of Georgia votes … is done behind closed doors, without transparency, independent observation and accountability.”

Broken Shitter Theory

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

244 the NHL is such a joke
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)

Now do Ms. Caitlin Clark

Sports, like every pillar of our society, medicine, education, entertainment of all kinds, lefty politics, churches and religion, etc. have all been corrupted and now exposed in these last days. We are in Judgement Day, which ample Biblical evidence shows, will lead to the Last Day in 2033, the end of all things visible.

Posted by: It's Not Just The Refs at May 19, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2)

245 Right wing Islamophobia is real and in full swing. Had breakfast with my super conservative father today and he is more concerned about “Muslims taking over America than data centers and billionaires”. Right wing propaganda is wild.

===



This did not happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

246
Plus if you spell something wrong or break some obscure grammatical rule people will engage with you right away.

__________

I notice when I read older novels there's much more punctuation than now. More commas, more semicolons, more dashes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:51 AM (HdYcL)

247 Sports, like every pillar of our society, medicine, education, entertainment of all kinds, lefty politics, churches and religion, etc. have all been corrupted and now exposed in these last days. We are in Judgement Day, which ample Biblical evidence shows, will lead to the Last Day in 2033, the end of all things visible.
Posted by: It's Not Just The Refs at May 19, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2)



Sports books sponsoring sports is the ultimate conflict of interest, yet here we are, complaining about refs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

248 Neighbors say they were just turning their lives around and on the way to a bible study.

Posted by: Local media at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

249 Feeling very low this morning. It's sad to have to face up to knowing that the things that mean the most to me, that engage my interest or that I can be proud of mean nothing to other people and talking about them bores or irritates them.

Oh, no. I am so sorry. I know exactly how that feels and how alone it makes living through every day.

As I said above, I just finished my novel. Let me give you a line from it: If you do not value yourself, no one else will value you.

Please do something today that brings a smile to your face. Remember that we are here to listen and sympathize.

**bro hug or embrace of a lady, whichever applies**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (qRla/)

250 I was thinking he will have this wrapped by June 1 but that is looking very very unlikely. So we just have to see where it goes.
Posted by: ...

Let's keep up the pressure! We're winning! Nukes for Iran and the return of the hidden Imam!
- ValJar, Obama, Democrats

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)

251 Just wanted to say ...

My 9 year old adopted dog died yesterday.
He'd torn the ligaments in his back knee and we were waiting for his scheduled surgery in 2 weeks.
He may have had some other issues, idk.

But I really wasn't ready to see him like that when I went down to check on him at noon.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (73/SM)

252 I remember fuhrman for taking the 5th on the question about whether he tampered with evidence.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (VyBeY)

253 If it were not Iran, it would be something else. Europe, China, and our Dem party and Intelligence community despise Trump, and will do anything to take him down, even if it means American Citizens suffer.

Another covid situation was next up, if not for Iran

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (YCxFk)

254 Sports books sponsoring sports is the ultimate conflict of interest, yet here we are, complaining about refs."

Who's we?

/fandraftgamble

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (MEtvx)

255 > "Plus if you spell something wrong or break some obscure grammatical rule people will engage with you right away."
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This sentence cries out for a comma.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)

256 than data centers and billionaires

The funny thing about this - there is only one billionaire the left cares about.

Go to reddit and ask them if they want to go Luigi on Elon and the answer would be hell yes. Follow up with Soros, Bezos, Slim, etc and the answer would be hell no they are doing good things in the world...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

257 "Half of college graduates end up in jobs where their degrees aren’t needed"

Ladies and Gentlemen...college is a scam. If you or your children absolutely must have a degree for whatever reason, do your damnedest to make it a scam in your favor. Thank you for listening to my short TED Talk.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (NR6c1)

258 @251 sorry for your loss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (gu0hJ)

259 251, that sucks

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (MEtvx)

260 226 "It's a hole in the ground on a hill..."

THE Hill.

Posted by: JRRT at May 19, 2026 08:47 AM (Q+gd/)

I wonder what the most recursive "hill in a hole in a hill..." there is...

For the recursive island in a lake in an island...there's that place in Canada.
https://tinyurl.com/yed3cpw3

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

261 251. Sorry to hear that. Pets keep us all from snapping from stress

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (YCxFk)

262 216 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:43 AM (JCZqz)

dude , what would we do without you ??

🤣🤣
Posted by: runner

Sadly, you might find out in a few months. Odds are good I'm moving to Hawaii for a new job, and with the timezone difference...not sure I'll be motivated enough to get up and share at 2am local time lol. I'll be more of an afternoon/evening guy...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (JCZqz)

263 My 9 year old adopted dog died yesterday.
He'd torn the ligaments in his back knee and we were waiting for his scheduled surgery in 2 weeks.
He may have had some other issues, idk.

But I really wasn't ready to see him like that when I went down to check on him at noon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (73/SM)
======

Please accept my condolences.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

264
But I really wasn't ready to see him like that when I went down to check on him at noon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (73/SM)



Terrible. Poor guy. But, I'm betting he was happy being loved by you and your home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

265
But I really wasn't ready to see him like that when I went down to check on him at noon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (73/SM)

I'm sorry... That's tough... We are dealing with a 12 year old dog who is starting to have issues.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (zPDww)

266 >>Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Sorry for your loss. Dogs are family.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (viF8m)

267 The NBA has been fixed for decades.

The NFL looks like a clown show - seriously it is played as a lower level then college ball now.

Baseball? I guess if you need to take a nap.

Hockey? Meh, the neutral zone trap drove me away and I never went back.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

268 Most speculations were wrong before Trump unleashed Midnight hammer, and especially Epic Fury. Most people speculating today are also wrong.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)

269 Where do you get THAT?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)


Black Pill Quarterly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

270 Bravo, MP4!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (VyBeY)

271 Agree, in the front of Wrigley Field on Addison street, Cubs owners Ricketts, allowed a massive Walk in Fan Duel shithole at the historic ballpark. Replaced a kid friendly eatery. It is pathetic. Daddy can now bet the mortgage during the 7th inning stretch

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:56 AM (YCxFk)

272 People's Hippo Voice, I cannot imagine. No words.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:56 AM (VyBeY)

273 Ladies and Gentlemen...college is a scam"

You misspelled "employment for credentials"

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:56 AM (MEtvx)

274 Reps. Lauren Boebert of Colorado, Warren Davidson of Ohio, Victoria Spartz of Indiana and Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky all stumped for Massie during a Saturday rally in Florence, Kentucky.

Theyre all Masshoes

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

275 Oh and data centers?

The left's oligarchs are shifting from spending money on global warming to data centers.

In a year or two you are going to see the whole left pull an Epstein flip on data centers.

The large scale Epstein theory went from a racist rightwing conspiracy theory to a proven fact in 2025 for the left and soon people opposed to data centers will be right wing hate mongers who don't understand science

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

276 so is Massie going down tonight?

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)

277 Bravo, MP4!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 08:55 AM (VyBeY)

Now it's time to start thinking about the next one!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (1Ff7Z)

278 273 Ladies and Gentlemen...college is a scam"

You misspelled "employment for credentials"
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:56 AM (MEtvx)

Aptitude test are racist and illegal
ok
IQ test are racist and illegal
ok
College degrees are OK

see the trend

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

279 Nearly 70,000 Islamic terror attacks worldwide since 9/11. But this half-ass, one-off event will be treated by the media as conclusive proof of the societally terminal condition of "Islamophobia."

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (b4LBp)

280 so is Massie going down tonight?
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)



I'm praying.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

281 Sadly, you might find out in a few months. Odds are good I'm moving to Hawaii for a new job, and with the timezone difference...not sure I'll be motivated enough to get up and share at 2am local time lol. I'll be more of an afternoon/evening guy...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:54 AM (JCZqz)

Good for you! Congratulations. Sounds awesome. It's only 5 hours time dif...you'll be fine!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)

282 276 so is Massie going down tonight?
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)

were
Hard to tell... Kentucky is a strange State and big bucks spent from out of State for Massie...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (zPDww)

283 245 Right wing Islamophobia is real and in full swing. Had breakfast with my super conservative father today and he is more concerned about “Muslims taking over America than data centers and billionaires”. Right wing propaganda is wild.
===
This did not happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Actually, it sounds 100% plausible to me. I'm sure the progressive kid was ranting about data centers and billionaires, and the father responded with reality, but otherwise, I can easily see it happening. You see similar stuff on YouTube and TikTok with liberal kids confronting their "fascist" parents, and the parents tell them uncomfortable truth they don't want to hear.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (JCZqz)

284 Daddy can now bet the mortgage during the 7th inning stretch"

I'm guessing (based on adverts) most of the online gamblers don't have mortgages. Lots of ebt cards, tho

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (MEtvx)

285 201 If it's true the San Diego shooters were gay and/or trans the propaganda ministries are going to tie themselves in knots trying to come up with a narrative.
____

I don't know about that. How many people know that Matthew Shepherds killers were gay/bi drug users and they had a beef with Shepherd on a drug sale and that anti-gay had nothing to do with the horrific murder?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (Dv3i1)

286 so is Massie going down tonight?
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)

his pinecone will be sad

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (GD0B3)

287 280 so is Massie going down tonight?
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)

I believe so.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (b4LBp)

288 Actually, it sounds 100% plausible to me. I'm sure the progressive kid was ranting about data centers and billionaires, and the father responded with reality, but otherwise, I can easily see it happening. You see similar stuff on YouTube and TikTok with liberal kids confronting their "fascist" parents, and the parents tell them uncomfortable truth they don't want to hear.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (JCZqz)



Liberals think Stephen Colbert was a conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.

His dad is likely NOT "super conservative."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

289 Nearly 70,000 Islamic terror attacks worldwide since 9/11. But this half-ass, one-off event will be treated by the media as conclusive proof of the societally terminal condition of "Islamophobia."
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:58 AM (b4LBp)
====

I have no irrational fear of Islam.

I oppose it as I would any racist fascist ideology.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

290 so is Massie going down tonight?
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)

I thought we were done with phrasing.

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (Oy/m2)

291 This bizarre San Diego mosque shooting was nothing but a cleverly orchestrated ruse by the Trump Administration to distract attention from the Epstein files.

Posted by: DNC Consultant at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

292 >>it was BS. never seen anything like that

Happens all the time. When the ref loses sight of the puck in a scramble in front of the net, by rule, he is required to blow the whistle to stop play, regardless of what occurs after.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (J4Dwc)

293 I saw on X (fwiw) that Lauren and Thomas had a fling
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)


Maybe Congress people should consider not fucking each other.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

294 You see similar stuff on YouTube and TikTok with liberal kids confronting their "fascist" parents, and the parents tell them uncomfortable truth they don't want to hear.

==

they lost their kids early on, probably college, getting them back now will be harder, but still needs to be done

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)

295 The example of how the left might handle SD is how they handled the pulse shooting.

Remember there a Muslim guy went and shot up a gay nightclub.

The FNM blamed...Christians.

And the left to this day believes it

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

296 I think Massie's odds at winning are below 50%. I'm not in his district, but it does reach the eastern parts of the Louisville metro area. Locally, at least, it doesn't appear like his support is over that threshold.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:01 AM (jehhT)

297
Maybe Congress people should consider not fucking each other.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

Well they sure don't mind F'ing us over...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 09:01 AM (zPDww)

298 "It looks to me like Trump finally realized the folly of his little neo-con adventure, sees a disaterous midterms and is deperately seeking a way out."
---
It was about this time in 2024, IIRC, that most of us we're bitching that Trump wasn't going after Biden hard enough.
And why-oh-why did he agree to a debate so early?
And all the media was projecting Biden to coast to easy reelection.
And then, while we were all complaining he wasn't going after Kamala aggressively enough, that she too was going to win ... Trump was already vetting his cabinet.

Let Trump cook, I think he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 09:01 AM (73/SM)

299 Aptitude test are racist and illegal"

Well of course! We're all just as good at everything as everyone else.
Now where does it hurt? (As I pull out pocket knife)

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:01 AM (MEtvx)

300 The idea of a third of a million Chinese troops steaming across the 110-mile Taiwan Strait to land on the beaches of Taiwan, while fighting, in transit, and on arrival, thousands of drones, is not an appealing invasion scenario.
======================
Very true. Taiwan is rapidly building these very weapons, too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:02 AM (9WD6s)

301 The funny thing about this - there is only one billionaire the left cares about.
___

The one billionaire that ignored the memo on how best to keep your money and as a bonus, engage in all sorts of moral depravities without repurcussions - all you have to do is support the left.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)

302 I am worried for the fragile mental state of the Massie fan(s) here on AOS, they will be more obnoxious and unhinged than usual...sad

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3)

303 Gas prices were higher in 2022, and Dems kept Senate, and barley lost the House. Due to redistricting there are not that many competitive races, but Senate races could be much tighter
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:26 AM (YCxFk)

Highest gas price (at Quick Check) in 2022, under Biden, was 4.919 on June 8, 2022. A few Exxon stations were near 5 bucks.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 19, 2026 09:03 AM (5xuJ/)

304 Oh for Pete's sake, the lake of fire is too good for these creeps.

OffKai in California has a downloadable form that if signed by parents or guardian and notarized allows minors, age 13 to 17, to attend OffKai unaccompanied.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)

305 Maybe Congress people should consider not fucking each other.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)
================
What are you, some kind of revolutionary??

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:03 AM (9WD6s)

306 The idea of a third of a million Chinese troops steaming across the 110-mile Taiwan Strait to land on the beaches of Taiwan"

That would be interesting.

And fiction.

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:04 AM (MEtvx)

307 My wife brought up the hall pass discussion once when we saw it in a show (guy sees Jennifer Love Hewitt in the airport and makes a run). She asked me who my hall pass would be. I said, "your sister." Shut down that trap immediately. You can't successfully navigate that discussion. You'll lose no matter what. LOL!!

Posted by: AnchorPoint at May 19, 2026 09:04 AM (XY7MO)

308 HEADLINE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Children’s Hospital Colorado to restore its gender-affirming care program

https://tinyurl.com/r8nedwrp

This ruling puts CHCO in a bind, as they are faced with choosing between a potential discrimination suit or going to war with HHS over the HHS declaration from last fall to withhold all Medicaid funding from hospitals that continue to provide hormone prescriptions for gender-confused youth as I discussed in a Morning Rant here a couple of moths ago.

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 09:05 AM (qgHp7)

309 Famous people who died in 1955:
Albert Einstein
Theda Bara
Carmen Miranda
Charlie Parker
Alexander Fleming
and the great Shemp Howard

Posted by: For Whom The Bell Tolls at May 19, 2026 09:06 AM (oftw2)

310 Highest gas price (at Quick Check) in 2022"

Was over 4 bucks. Yesterday shell at offramp (the high price store) was 3.69. Diesel dropping to mid 4s.

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:06 AM (MEtvx)

311 federal law enforcement clearly understands the scale of the crisis at MacArthur Park, even if local leadership chooses to ignore the scale of the disaster.

Like leaving a cake out is that big of a deal.

It never rains in Southern California.

Posted by: Local Leadership at May 19, 2026 09:06 AM (0sNs1)

312 Let Trump cook, I think he knows what he's doing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 09:01 AM (73/SM)

I question Trump’s willingness to override CENTCOM recommendations because he still believes the Mad Mullah’s will suddenly be nice and make a deal.

I expected that from Obama and Biden, but not Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 09:06 AM (gD5h4)

313 Early reports of the muzzie shooters being trans. If so the story should be out of the media by…. noon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 19, 2026 09:07 AM (xvV+O)

314 Hmm... who to trust....POTUS or a AoSHQ "Expert"

This is a tough one. Can I think about it? Give me an hour or so.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 09:08 AM (zBgIx)

315 You misspelled "employment for credentials"
Posted by: man


I concede that there are fields that do require a college degree. There are ways to earn that with a bare minimum of funding and I'd be the college counselor teaching the youngsters about them.

She asked me who my hall pass would be. I said, "your sister."

Other options: The cashier at the grocery store, the next door neighbor. Glad you survived saying that.

You can't successfully navigate that discussion. You'll lose no matter what.

Thankfully, my wife knows to not put me in no-win situations any more.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 09:08 AM (NR6c1)

316 The Horde on foreign policy is akin to herding cats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:09 AM (2GVsD)

317 The funny thing about this - there is only one billionaire the left cares about.

Go to reddit and ask them if they want to go Luigi on Elon and the answer would be hell yes. Follow up with Soros, Bezos, Slim, etc and the answer would be hell no they are doing good things in the world...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)


The thing is never the thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)

318 My 9 year old adopted dog died yesterday.
He'd torn the ligaments in his back knee and we were waiting for his scheduled surgery in 2 weeks.
He may have had some other issues, idk.

But I really wasn't ready to see him like that when I went down to check on him at noon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (73/SM)
----
Condolences on your loss. No one is ever prepared to go through that experience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 09:09 AM (gnNyN)

319 Good morning!

So. . . what's new?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:09 AM (X8xt3)

320 So. . . what's new?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:09 AM (X8xt3)



I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Good morning!

So. . . what's new?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:09 AM (X8xt3)

(shrugs)

Nothing really.

Posted by: The Sun at May 19, 2026 09:10 AM (1Ff7Z)

322 Starmer and Macron oppose dealing with the IRGC because neither have a viable navy or army. Welfare spending has replaced a defense plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 09:10 AM (5P5DO)

323 >>Anti-Islamic writings were found in the suspects’ vehicle and “hate speech” was written on the firearms used in the shooting, according to the source.


Saw on X that one might have been trans???
No idea of this is true, but the way they're described up top, could be easily construed as "white nationalists."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:11 AM (X8xt3)

324 I have no irrational fear of Islam.

I oppose it as I would any racist fascist ideology.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)
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This is my view exactly.

Islam is pretty clearly not a religion, except as a reinforcement of its fascist economic, civil, and military ideology. Mao could have done something similar, he had the power to do so but he did not, choosing to suppress religion instead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:11 AM (4Kks4)

325 engage in all sorts of moral depravities without repurcussions
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 09:02 AM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 19, 2026 09:11 AM (0sNs1)

326 I'm sure Obama's public prayer pentagram will help heal a divided nation. The native dances will be colorful. Which will help since they'll competing against the drag queens.

Remember after that one school shooting? The liberal media were desperate to have Zero have his huge Presidential moment to heal a nation and it was a spectacle.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 09:11 AM (Sco7b)

327 Saw on X that one might have been trans???
No idea of this is true, but the way they're described up top, could be easily construed as "white nationalists."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:11 AM (X8xt3)


Almost perfect "white nationalists" for the media except perhaps for their age...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 09:12 AM (zPDww)

328 >>I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high.


I feel ya!
I was gonna rage at a Chipotle, but then I got high.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:12 AM (X8xt3)

329 Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 09:10 AM (5P5DO)

IIRC the chuck deGualle and some support ships are on the way to the Persian Gulf. No clue what they will do once there but they are on the way!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 09:12 AM (zBgIx)

330 You can't successfully navigate that discussion. You'll lose no matter what.

Thankfully, my wife knows to not put me in no-win situations any more.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 09:08 AM (NR6c1)



The object is to thwart the discussion by inserting the "gettable" with the "ungettable."

She will go the celeb or millionaire/billionaire route. If you pick a neighbor or some random looker, she'll retract, but have a hint of low trust for a while.

It's a shitty game, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

331 Stateless

Go back to Jared Loughner murdering people and wounding Gabby Gifford.

The Democrats held a party with t-shirts and balloons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)

332 @wretchardthecat
Maybe the reason Elon wants to create AI data centers in outer space is not so much to get above the atmosphere as to get above political permission. He doesn't want to escape gravity. He wants to escape the environmentalists.

Gravity is more easily escaped than red tape.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 09:14 AM (Dv3i1)

333 - @173 San Franpsycho

Likely the kiss of death around this place, coming from me and all, but chin up. You're one of a minority around here whose comments I tend to enjoy.

And I pray for you, individually, fairly regularly. The place as a whole, daily.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 19, 2026 09:14 AM (eisI8)

334 IIRC the chuck deGualle and some support ships are on the way to the Persian Gulf.
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Sailing under the French white flag I’m sure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (xvV+O)

335 268 Most speculations were wrong before Trump unleashed Midnight hammer, and especially Epic Fury. Most people speculating today are also wrong.
Posted by: runner

Unlike most of our predictions about the evils of epic furries like Tyler Robinson.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

336 You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Big Penguin

Beware. We have extensive friends and contacts in high places who can, how you say, make your life a living nightmare.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3. at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (oftw2)

337 HMS Dragon, the Royal Navy's only available combatant, is transiting the Suez Canal on the way to the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (2GVsD)

338 You're one of a minority around here whose comments I tend to enjoy.



It ain't easy being chopped liver, let me tell you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

339 Can't believe Buffalo sports fans keep coming back for more punishment. Like Trump voters, they can't get enough failure. lol

Posted by: Sid at May 19, 2026 09:16 AM (ogUsD)

340 College degrees are (can be) a scam, but I'm working on furthering my education. My employer provides tuition reimbursement, so they are paying for my education. The way I've spaced out classes, they paid fully for my Master's degree and will almost completely cover my PhD. They also give differentials for higher education, so it's worth it for me. Gives me a plan B for when I retire.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at May 19, 2026 09:17 AM (XY7MO)

341 HMS Dragon, the Royal Navy's only available combatant, is transiting the Suez Canal on the way to the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (2GVsD)



I'm on the "Trump didn't chicken out, he's reloading" bandwagon at the moment.

Sure, he wants to negotiate. That's WHAT HE DOES. He will still blow the shit out of them if he doesn't get what he wants.

Is it taking longer than he anticipated? Yes. Will he pack up and leave, Biden style? I don't think so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

342 It's a shitty game, regardless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Unfortunately a lot of the younger generation of girls absolutely LOVE these tests and games. I'm sure they existed before but social media has made things worse.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 09:17 AM (NR6c1)

343 The mosque itself should be shut down because of its own support for murder, including 9/11/01 and 10/7/23, so they frankly asked for this. But they should get this from ICE and the FBI, not from any random Valesquez (real Aryan name right there) and Cain (wtf).

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:45 AM (gKWVE)
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Saved me a post but I'll leave with the link:

https://t.co/lXB1Yc5Lps

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:17 AM (ebJJx)

344 ...but the way they're described up top, could be easily construed as "white nationalists."
Posted by: Lizzy

They were going to be described that way regardless of reality.

Posted by: MSM at May 19, 2026 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

345 >> My 9 year old adopted dog died yesterday.

Terrible news! My condolences.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)

346 Posted by: Sid at May 19, 2026 09:16 AM (ogUsD)



You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 19, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

347 This ruling puts CHCO in a bind, as they are faced with choosing between a potential discrimination suit or going to war with HHS over the HHS declaration from last fall to withhold all Medicaid funding from hospitals that continue to provide hormone prescriptions for gender-confused youth as I discussed in a Morning Rant here a couple of moths ago.
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 09:05 AM (qgHp7)
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Thank you for following this so closely Muldoon. These crazy judges are risking care for the entire patient population, playing chicken with HHS. In the article, I was particularly struck with how important Medicaid is to the system:

According to the court, CHC received $182.6 million in funding in 2024, mostly from the federal government. Almost half of the hospital’s patients were Medicaid enrollees. As a result, losing federal funding could have a significant impact on the hospital.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:18 AM (Mzw+z)

348 Ok, "clever" acronyms for legislation is befitting the clown show that congress has become. But I could give a pass on this one -

Rep. Chip Roy introduced the Inhibiting Militant Adversarial Mullahs (IMAM) Act on Monday, which would bar radicalized leaders of certain religious denominations from being admitted into the United States.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)

349 "HMS Dragon, the Royal Navy's only available combatant, is transiting the Suez Canal on the way to the Strait of Hormuz."

How many stops for water so far?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 09:18 AM (zBgIx)

350 340: OK, English is the only language I speak and Google Translate pretty much shrugged when I ran your words through it.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 09:18 AM (NR6c1)

351 those three morons outside the Mangione trial are going to have the jury vote for the gas chamber for that assassin. Imagine saying "F__ him, F__ his mom" about a murder victim.
Just when you think they can sink any lower, they manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
Don't blame me, I voted for Curtis.

Posted by: vivi at May 19, 2026 09:18 AM (OFw3k)

352 I bet CHCO will follow the money and not their faddish idiotology.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (2GVsD)

353 290 so is Massie going down tonight?
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:57 AM (YCxFk)

I thought we were done with phrasing.
Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:00 AM (Oy/m2)

Ok. So, the Pinecone is dropping?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (0CU3H)

354 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

"About two hours before the shooting was reported, police received a call from Clark's mother who reported her son and vehicle missing, alongside several of her weapons, San Diego Police Chief Scott Wahl said.

The mother said her son was suicidal and was with a companion, both dressed in camouflage, Wahl said, which triggered a "large threat assessment picture." ...

A suicide note in one suspect's parents' home contained writings about racial pride, and "hate speech was scrawled on one of the weapons that was used in the shooting, the officials said. The specifics of the language were not immediately clear. "But there was no specific threat to any place mentioned in the note and weapons of one of the suspects who attacked the Islamic Center of San Diego, Wahl said."

"There was no specific threat, especially no specific threat to the Islamic Center, It was just general hate kind of speech that I think covered a wide gamut," he said. "Again, we are still actively investigating this as we speak, but it was more generalized."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (NFX2v)

355 Who was Cain Clark

"Clark was a 17 year old high school wrestler whose family had put him in an online schooling program in 2021, according to officials." ...

"Clark had been on track to graduate and had no disciplinary history except in elementary school, when he punched someone in the leg in 2015, (James Canning, a spokesperson for San Diego Unified School District) Canning said." CNN ^

The 18-year-old individual who was with Cain Clark during the May 18, 2026, shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego was identified by law enforcement and media sources as Caleb Vazquez (also spelled Velasquez). Both teenagers were found dead inside a vehicle a few blocks from the mosque. NBC News

There's little else about Vazquez with some exception, such as: Facebook, News for Black Community, 11 hrs, has pictures from 2015 and 2016, reported to be Vazquez. There's also this: "According to investigators, anti-Islam writings were discovered inside the suspects’ vehicle following the attack. Authorities also reported finding a gas can displaying an “SS” sticker, a symbol historically associated with Nazi Germany’s elite military units."

All referenced articles contain more info.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (NFX2v)

356 I'm down to seeds and stems again, too.

Posted by: Sad Sack at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (oftw2)

357
"A massive civil war has reportedly emerged within the New York Times, with many journalists questioning the credibility of Kristof’s piece."

"A massive civil war" = A bitchy little slap fight

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (HdYcL)

358 You're one of a minority around here whose comments I tend to enjoy.
Posted by: TeeJ

Damn...do I make the list? Would more bikini pics of Lena Dunham help?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:20 AM (JCZqz)

359 The usual suspects I m Facebook are losing their minds about the "slush fund" that Trump has set up to reimburse victims of the IRS. Any shiny object to scream at Trump. The Dems keep their sheep in line very well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 09:20 AM (gu0hJ)

360 A welcome change on some of the social media posts here, locally. Leftists giving props to the leftists running for various offices are getting roasted. There are only a few partisan, local elections. But some feel the need to mouth off and put their TDS on full display.

They're getting hammered.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:20 AM (jehhT)

361 >>Anti-Islamic writings were found in the suspects’ vehicle and “hate speech” was written on the firearms used in the shooting, according to the source.


according to the source

Posted by: davidt at May 19, 2026 09:20 AM (Q+gd/)

362 HMS Dragon, the Royal Navy's only available combatant, is transiting the Suez Canal on the way to the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM (2GVsD)
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There it is, the Royal "Navy".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:21 AM (rQ6TL)

363 339 Can't believe Buffalo sports fans keep coming back for more punishment. Like Trump voters, they can't get enough failure. lol
Posted by: Sid at May 19, 2026 09:16 AM
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We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Sports fans in Cleveland at May 19, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

364 San Diego is a highly diverse, bicultural region with a population of approximately 1.4 million in the city and 3.3 million in the broader county. The region is characterized by a significant Hispanic/Latino population, a large Asian community, and a high concentration of foreign-born residents (Ref - City of San Diego +3 others)

About 25% of city residents were born outside of the United States, nearly double the national average.
Age: ~21% of the population is under 18, and ~12% is age 65 and older.
Education: Highly educated, with nearly 44% of residents 25 or older holding a bachelor’s degree or higher.
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CAIR Philly leader speaks with NBC10 after deadly Islamic Center shooting, NBC10 Philadelphia, 6 min. video

Good day 🤗

PS - PA primaries today. Vote!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (NFX2v)

365 Mayor Basura (as Pratt has named her) doubled down on her teeth for the meth addicts.

"It's already paid for. It's part of the state medicare program. They just need to be connected to it."

It's not a waste, you see. It's already allocated funds so STFU bigot!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

366 Authorities also reported finding a gas can displaying an “SS” sticker, a symbol historically associated with Nazi Germany’s elite military units."

If only he had survived, he could have run for Senator if Platner doesn't work out this time!

Posted by: Maine Democrats at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (JCZqz)

367 It ain't easy being chopped liver, let me tell you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM


There is iron in the words of Sponge for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Chopped Liver at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (0sNs1)

368 How many stops for water so far?

Only the camels know.

Thing is HMS Dragon, even after PIP, will still be prone to propulsion breakdowns. Her Rolls-Royce engine is not designed for the warmer waters in the Middle East, and she will have to rely on three big diesel engines to provide enough electricity to power systems once the engine breaks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)

369 Who TH names their kid “Cain?”

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

370 PS - PA primaries today. Vote!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (NFX2v)
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But I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:23 AM (ebJJx)

371 PS - PA primaries today. Vote!

literally nothing for me to vote for but thanks

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 09:23 AM (j+aD2)

372 >>"A massive civil war has reportedly emerged within the New York Times, with many journalists questioning the credibility of Kristof’s piece."


How about his editors - any of them question it???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:23 AM (X8xt3)

373 The Democrats held a party with t-shirts and balloons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)

The party of death.





Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 09:23 AM (Sco7b)

374 "It's already paid for. It's part of the state medicare program. They just need to be connected to it."


dude there is no way these people will be properly fitted and then able to care for the dentures THIS IS INSANITY

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 09:23 AM (j+aD2)

375 Bass giving teeth to meth addicts sounds like the old SNL bit
"Fondue sets for Namibia"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 09:24 AM (gu0hJ)

376 Oops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

377 "Thing is HMS Dragon, even after PIP, will still be prone to propulsion breakdowns. Her Rolls-Royce engine is not designed for the warmer waters in the Middle East, and she will have to rely on three big diesel engines to provide enough electricity to power systems once the engine breaks."

Maybe the Admiral Kuznetsov could tow it back to jolly old england?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 09:24 AM (zBgIx)

378 They did win an NBA championship


363 339 Can't believe Buffalo sports fans keep coming back for more punishment. Like Trump voters, they can't get enough failure. lol
Posted by: Sid at May 19, 2026 09:16 AM
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We're sitting right here.
Posted by: Sports fans in Cleveland at May 19, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

Posted by: Sid at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (PXRZv)

379 It ain't easy being chopped liver, let me tell you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:15 AM

There is iron in the words of Sponge for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Chopped Liver at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM (0sNs1)
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/gives sponge a consoling pâté on the back.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (ebJJx)

380
🎵 No stems no seeds that you don't need-
Acapulco Gold is badass weed.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (ZxPkt)

381 Damn...do I make the list? Would more bikini pics of Lena Dunham help?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:20 AM


Maybe it's time to up your game, and post bikini pics of The View panelists?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (0sNs1)

382
You're one of a minority around here whose comments I tend to enjoy.

___________

*kicks rock*
*glooms*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (HdYcL)

383 But I really wasn't ready to see him like that when I went down to check on him at noon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:52 AM (73/SM)

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (Sco7b)

384 Germany Warns Iran May Target Jews and Dissidents Across Europe

... do Jews need Germany to tell them this ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

385 369 Who TH names their kid “Cain?”
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:22 AM
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We were able.

Posted by: His parents at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

386 🎵 No stems no seeds that you don't need-
Acapulco Gold is badass weed.
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (ZxPkt)



Next up, we have Ashley Roachclip for United Heads for Hemp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

387 sorry People's Hippo. that is so awful!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (j+aD2)

388 Ackbar

Do all the Horde a favour, no bikini pics of Babs Streisand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)

389 > "It's already paid for. It's part of the state medicare program. They just need to be connected to it."
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Somebody's expecting a big check....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (jehhT)

390 TeeJ once again pissing on the majority of Ace's commenters.
Just go away.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (E6ouU)

391 Democrats radically take over 'health care' and triple the 'costs' while the insurance companies 'profits' increase by a factor of four while 'care' recedes...

Now radicalized democrats kill the 'rich' people involved in 'health care'.

Funny. Not.

PS F*ck Islam. It is incompatible with freedom.

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 19, 2026 09:27 AM (HR77u)

392 Ackbar

Do all the Horde a favour, no bikini pics of Babs Streisand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)
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STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:28 AM (ebJJx)

393 Maybe it's time to up your game, and post bikini pics of The View panelists?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I'm not sure a good Republican will win the presidency in 2028, and I don't want to open myself up to charges at The Hague for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:28 AM (JCZqz)

394
dude there is no way these people will be properly fitted and then able to care for the dentures THIS IS INSANITY
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 09:23 AM (j+aD2)



No. They're only homeless because they have bad teeth. Give them teeth, they'll have a career and make money to buy homes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

395 The football Cardinals haven't won won a championship since 1947. When they were in Chicago. Devotion to that franchise is a death wish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 09:28 AM (gu0hJ)

396 Did Muslims get terrorized? There's a real man-bites-dog story, for ya.

Anyway, in other news, we're going to get some rain, and less heat here starting tomorrow. Good stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

397 > Who TH names their kid “Cain?”

Posted by: Bulg
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Adam

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 09:29 AM (ZxPkt)

398 Trump needs to stop dicking around in Iran, sh*t or get off the pot.

It's not like your ass is on the line, now is it?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 09:30 AM (m1a6P)

399 >>Bass giving teeth to meth addicts sounds like the old SNL bit
"Fondue sets for Namibia"


It really is insane.

Sorry, we can't afford cancer treatments for you, productive tax-paying citizen, because we need to pay for these tranny's new breasts and these homeless meth addict's new teeth. Oh well!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3)

400 I just went thru getting my MIL fitted and she's still a mess and she has a house and is pretty much functional

lol this meth head denture thing ... even implants (which would be better) require proper care

you won't find a dentist willing to contradict her tho

they are looking at dollar signs into perpetuity

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 09:30 AM (j+aD2)

401 She said she fled an arranged marriage and later sought asylum in Britain. “Better than being married to an old pervert,” she said when asked about her time as an asylum seeker in London.
=======================
Is being an old pervert wrong? No one told me that was wrong.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (JFPBr)

402 Sorry, we can't afford cancer treatments for you, productive tax-paying citizen, because we need to pay for these tranny's new breasts and these homeless meth addict's new teeth. Oh well!!

Is Bass-town, the meth addicts will get the boobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)

403 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

404 Gotta make sure to drop off my ballot today. I wonder which Republican in Oregon will be chosen as tribute to run against Kotek in the fall. I have come to see my vote as a form of peaceful dissent as opposed to actual participation in governance.

Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (C30Iv)

405 🎵 No stems no seeds that you don't need-
Acapulco Gold is badass weed.
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 09:25 AM (ZxPkt)

I still have their albums. Some pretty funny stuff on them. The drive-in routine was very relatable. LOL!

Posted by: Dave's not here at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (5xuJ/)

406 the world's only hyperpower can't seem to dislodge the IRGC

It's a bit of a shame that knowledge about siege warfare has drifted out of public memory.

FFS, the only reason we thought about invading Japan was because the Soviets were willing (we thought) to pay the price in blood to invade it if we didn't. Otherwise, we could have finished starving them out.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (m1a6P)

407 Shooters And Motives Revealed In San Diego Mosque Shooting That Killed Three

.. interesting that when anybody yelling "Allāhu Akbar" while doing a dastardly deed has motives that just can't be understood, but when the places of attacker and attackee are reversed, they have motives the next day.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (RHGPo)

408 She will go the celeb or millionaire/billionaire route. If you pick a neighbor or some random looker, she'll retract, but have a hint of low trust for a while.

It's a shitty game, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

This was my experience.

She volunteered John Stewart as her pass and asked who mine was. I told her I'd take the grocery bagger at the local Weis.

It didn't go well for me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (Kdi1r)

409 In the rarefied halls of Western Michigan University’s Homer Stryker M.D. School of Medicine, Professor Parker Crutchfield teaches medical ethics. One might expect such a role to instill reverence for human dignity, bodily autonomy, and the Hippocratic admonition to first do no harm.

Instead, Crutchfield has authored arguments for covertly drugging the population to improve its “morality” and, more recently, for actively spreading a tick-borne disease to make people allergic to red meat.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (RHGPo)

410 371 PS - PA primaries today. Vote!

literally nothing for me to vote for but thanks
Posted by: Black Orchid

Understood.

But if you're not a registered Independent or Democrat, Pa. lieutenant governor Republican primary: Jason Richey v. John Ventre.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

411 Authorities also reported finding a gas can displaying an “SS” sticker, a symbol historically associated with Nazi Germany’s elite military units."

All referenced articles contain more info.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:19 AM (NFX2v)

Wait. NOW Not-see imagery is bad?

Did someone tell Platner?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (Kdi1r)

412 "The Political Shift Is Inevitable": AfD Leader Weidel Heralds New Polling High For Party

The anti-migration party is just shy of the 30%, making it nearly as popular as both the CDU and SPD combined.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

413 Pentagon Urged No Resumption Of Strikes As Iran Grew More Effective Tracking US Air Ops: NYT

Trump: Holding Off 'Planned' Attack On Iran At Request Of Gulf Allies, 'Deal Will Be Made'

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

414 According to Davis, all four are humanoid in appearance with two arms, two legs, and a basic human-like body plan.

He describes them as follows:

- Grays: Small, hairless beings with massive black eyes.
- Nordics: Tall, human-looking entities resembling people from Northern Europe.
- Reptilians: Scaly, lizard-like creatures that walk upright, often with tails.
- Insectoids/Mantids: Bug-like humanoids that resemble praying mantises.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

415 308 HEADLINE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Children’s Hospital Colorado to restore its gender-affirming care program

https://tinyurl.com/r8nedwrp

This ruling puts CHCO in a bind, as they are faced with choosing between a potential discrimination suit or going to war with HHS over the HHS declaration from last fall to withhold all Medicaid funding from hospitals that continue to provide hormone prescriptions for gender-confused youth as I discussed in a Morning Rant here a couple of moths ago.

Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 09:05 AM (qgHp7)

Necessary healthcare in Colorado: Abortion, gender mutilation, all with a nice inhalation of pot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (ynpvh)

416 According to Davis, all four are humanoid in appearance with two arms, two legs, and a basic human-like body plan.

He describes them as follows:

- Grays: Small, hairless beings with massive black eyes.
- Nordics: Tall, human-looking entities resembling people from Northern Europe.
- Reptilians: Scaly, lizard-like creatures that walk upright, often with tails.
- Insectoids/Mantids: Bug-like humanoids that resemble praying mantises.

Posted by: SMOD


In other words, the classic four of lore for more than 70 years.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (OUMaO)

417 Aliens resembling Grays, Nordics, Reptilians and Insectoids/Mantids, but none resembling Africans as bigotry goes intergalactic.

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

418 411. Wait. NOW Not-see imagery is bad?

Did someone tell Platner?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

We must always consider the source and accuracy of "reporting" and the worldly experience of the alleged wrong doer(s).

They do not.

Difference strokes for different folks.




Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)

419 - I wonder what bothers a certain someone the most.

Could it be knowing that they fall into the daily, corporate prayer group? Maybe slide em into the regular, individual prayer group?

Posted by: TeeJ at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (eisI8)

420 Andrew Weissmann, who perpetrated one of the biggest lies in our country’s history, the Russia collusion hoax, wants to criminalize lying.

Andrew is what happens when democrats are never held accountable for anything. At a minimum, he should have been disbarred years ago.

“What I’ve started thinking about… is why is it that there are lies in so many ways in this country that we either criminalize or subject to civil penalties, but we don’t do that for politicians who lie or candidates who lie?… The big lie in my book that I use as the example is the 2020 election was stolen… There’s no proof of that.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 10:00 AM (RHGPo)

421 By the way, J.J., great links yet again, i.e..

Victor Davis Hanson: America has repeatedly been declared a dying empire, yet every rival—from Nazi Germany to the Soviet Union to China—has ultimately fallen short of US power and resilience.
America: The Real Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Among others, I always find hope & courage in VDH's writings. 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (NFX2v)

422 I couldn't help but notice the mosque attackers promoted nazi ideology which is an ally of Islam.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (K4Dl+)

423 yawn. probably need 96 hour rule on this. My bingo card? tranny, ssri, dem. Popping whipepo hasn't moved the needle on gun control, maybe grievance group victims will.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 19, 2026 11:00 AM (m8d55)

424 Billionaires First
Millionaires next

Posted by: Paul at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (uGhz9)

425 The kid's name was CAIN???!?!!!

No wonder he went apeshit. If I were him I would have done it to his father first.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (kvDvI)

Daily Tech News 19 May 2026

Top Story

  • Intel has started shipping Nova Lake... Engineering samples. (WCCFTech)

    Linked from that article is a tweet that announces the news and pronounces AMD's Zen 6 dead on arrival because Nova Lake is just so much faster.

    Not mentioned in the tweet (but listed in the article) is that the full dual-die models of Nova Lake will consume up to 700W.


Tech News


Musical Interlude




Same song. Same group, sort of. Forty years apart.

I don't think any of the original members are part of the current lineup, though. Pop group of Theseus.



Disclaimer: I guess?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 04:33 AM (rdVOm)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2026 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

5
- Intel has started shipping Nova Lake... Engineering samples. (WCCFTech)
- Intel has also started shipping - for real - its low-end Wildcat Lake CPUs. (WCCFTech)

Looks like Intel is in the news!

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 04:40 AM (6wpGE)

6 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 04:48 AM (sAmhv)

7 Wikipedia
Dschinghis Khan is a German Eurodisco pop band.

hmm

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 04:49 AM (6wpGE)

8 Late to bed and early to rise makes one
Grumpy

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 04:51 AM (5P5DO)

9 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 19, 2026 04:55 AM (Hbeqj)

10 For you non-coder types out there, GitHub uses a tool called "git". "git" is a version control application; if you modify (say) a document or a group of files, you might want to be able to figure out what you've changed and you might want to be able to go back to a previous version of that document or group of documents.

Software weasels like me use those features every day.

The important bit is that "git" is a "distributed version control" system. To work on git repository (a collection of files that's under version control), you "clone" it. In fact, that's the command; "git clone ".

That feature makes it difficult for an entity holding your source code to ransom your access to it; every developer in your organization has a clone of the repository, which is a mirror image of the parent, plus whatever local changes you've made.

They can, of course, do a version of blackmail; you have secrets you don't want the world to know. Pay us, or the world will know those secrets.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 04:56 AM (m1a6P)

11 olddog, Good morning. Have your lake excursions started yet? How is that darling puppy?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 04:57 AM (5P5DO)

12 Another scorcher today
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 05:06 AM (Ia/+0)

13 Gravity; everyday kicking my ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:08 AM (D1E+2)

14 Not quite yet, Ben Had. Heading over tomorrow to put the 'toon in the lake. Puppy's recovering from surgery on her front leg 6 weeks ago. Follow up with surgeon tomorrow. Hopefully she gets cleared from bed rest and can start running again.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 19, 2026 05:08 AM (Hbeqj)

15 Going on my exotic golf vacation next week (after Memorial Day). Just going to Western PA. Visiting the family also. I haven't swung a club yet this year. I may be spending the first couple of days up there at the driving range (if its still open). That region of PA (NW) used to have some fine public golf courses. Now? Mostly gone, like the population.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 05:08 AM (sAmhv)

16 Once again, late to the HQ. The ONT mentioned Jack London; one of his great short stories is "To Build a Fire". The buildup of suspense is incredible. Such a powerful writer.

https://tinyurl.com/2yy647j5

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 05:11 AM (ieuZS)

17 olddog, so sorry to hear that she had to have surgery. Extra cuddles and scritches offered.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 05:11 AM (5P5DO)

18 @8/Ben Had: "Late to bed and early to rise makes one
Grumpy
"

Is THAT what happened? Well then.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)

19 10 For you non-coder types out there
Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 04:56 AM (m1a6P)

Thank you! I had wondered about the breathlessness of the writer of the Register article:

"The Register has sought clarification about just what the attacker accessed, because if they lifted code that’s mostly already open source there’s little reason for Grafana to pay a ransom!"

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 05:15 AM (6wpGE)

20 I used to play with a hot-shot golfer from PA. Nice guy, he gave me all of his old clubs because I was just a beginner.

He got pissed off when I beat his ass with his old clubs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:16 AM (D1E+2)

21 Grumpy and Recalcitrant, cranky might have been the better word. Good morning

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 05:23 AM (5P5DO)

22 The AI Overview on google search just will not shut up. I was adding -ai to the end of a string of terms in a search field but that seems to have quit working. Adding (hide -ai overview) worked just now; fingers crossed.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 05:25 AM (6wpGE)

23
One of the first laptops with this chip is the Chuwi Unibook priced at just $449.

____________

Sorry, the state of California mandates that all computer electronics must cost at least $2000.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 05:29 AM (HdYcL)

24 Australian musical group "Sons of Korah" sings Psalm 23 . No, it's not the KJV, but it's very nice and restful:

https://tinyurl.com/ycydfhrn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 05:30 AM (rZCVI)

25 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 05:32 AM (rZCVI)

26 @21/Ben Had: "... cranky might have been the better word. Good morning"

*heh* G'morning.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 05:37 AM (O7YUW)

27 Good morning, everyone! The day got started with an overturned tractor trailer on the freeway near my house. All lanes closed but it's the opposite direction of my commute so I'll take the good news I get.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 05:37 AM (NR6c1)

28 Son is at Trump in Florida for golf He said he's never seen a better course or had nicer service Only flaw- sweatshirts are $350

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 05:39 AM (/pKUx)

29 Wooga-wooga, evening and morning people! 'Tis Tiu's Day again. Funny how that seems to happen every six or seven days, huh?

78 nasty degrees here, I don't wanna know the humidity or heat index, and I'm not going outside until I have to. Did I mention nasty?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

30 The local Fox news outlet is whining about Cassidy's decisive loss in the primary on Saturday. They do mention his record of voting to impeach Trump, but then wring their hands about how the loss of a "moderate" Repub who could get Dems to go along with "controversial" legislation. What they mean is, he went along with the D legislation more often than not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

31 Nova Lake sounds like a name of a watercolor paint.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 05:42 AM (/pKUx)

32 I am not looking forward to being out in 95 degree heat. I am looking forward to going to the senior center- which hopefully has working air conditioning-and doing a Bible study with the dear folks there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 05:43 AM (rZCVI)

33 Son is at Trump in Florida for golf He said he's never seen a better course or had nicer service Only flaw- sweatshirts are $350
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026


***
In a world of $3.00 basic coffee, $4.00 gas, and $400K houses that are worth less than half that, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)

34 Good morning, everyone! The day got started with an overturned tractor trailer on the freeway near my house. All lanes closed but it's the opposite direction of my commute so I'll take the good news I get.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026


***
Thou'rt fortunate. Though be aware: Everybody on your side will be slowing down to stare at the disaster, so your drive may be slower than usual.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 05:46 AM (wzUl9)

35 Though be aware: Everybody on your side will be slowing down to stare at the disaster, so your drive may be slower than usual.

That's where I got lucky. The onramp I use is past the accident site so by the time I was on the road, there was no rubbernecking.

And I am just as guilty of staring but if my wife is in the car, I ask her to rubberneck on my behalf.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 05:48 AM (NR6c1)

36 38 miles in 42 minutes, just no need to do that

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 05:49 AM (T+8UV)

37 And more on the lamb theme : company in DC uses sheep to help trim lawns:

https://tinyurl.com/3fec5jtz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 05:51 AM (rZCVI)

38 @30/Wolfus: The media's whining is definitely "We lost a quisling!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 05:52 AM (O7YUW)

39 “ But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”

Matthew 9:13

Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 06:01 AM (E/qck)

40 @34/Wolfus: "Everybody on your side will be slowing down to stare at the disaster, so your drive may be slower than usual."

Or stopped when the eventual follow-on rubberneckin' collisions happen:

https://youtu.be/se16Y87G9nw?t=8

This is why when I hear of an incident I just take another road completely.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)

41 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 19, 2026 06:05 AM (2Ez/1)

42 Rumor has it the city will demand a $25 fee from each rider on a Mardi Gras float next year, to offset the cost of police overtime. Its expenses for MG outpaced revenue by almost $4m this year.

Funny how we didn't need so much police presence at parades even thirty years ago, let alone sixty or seventy. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)

43 G'mornin' everyone!

38, spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 06:06 AM (VyBeY)

44 @37/FenelonSpoke: { Lamb Mowers }

Now that's just a great idea right there.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

45 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2026 06:10 AM (V0/Sp)

46 Never used git, never will use git.

The idea of putting your code on a platform you don’t own or control is stupid.

And writing a version control script is not that hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 06:10 AM (XV/Pl)

47 "The day got started with an overturned tractor trailer on the freeway near my house. All lanes closed but it's the opposite direction of my commute so I'll take the good news I get.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026"

mornin yall. Yesterday I had to follow a tanker truck for about 15 miles. Something was reeking really bad and when I got close enough to read the back it said in small letters "Inedible - Blood". Yeech. I dropped back a bit until I could pass. Could you imagine if that thing turned over on the highway?

Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 19, 2026 06:12 AM (vFG9F)

48 @34/Wolfus: "Everybody on your side will be slowing down to stare at the disaster, so your drive may be slower than usual."

Or stopped when the eventual follow-on rubberneckin' collisions happen:

https://youtu.be/se16Y87G9nw?t=8

This is why when I hear of an incident I just take another road completely.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026


***
I try too. But in some cases in this pesthole there is only one practical path -- across the river, for instance. When an accident happened on the main bridge, you were stuck.

I used to leave for work early enough that, if the main bridge was clogged thanks to one idiot running into another idiot, I could divert to the older bridge in the suburbs. An additional twenty-five minutes' commute, but at least I would be moving.

The older bridge, which dated to the Thirties, was recently widened and turned into the superhighway it always should have been -- just as the main bridge to downtown was given a second span about forty years ago, only forty years late.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

49 Oops off homicidal sock.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:14 AM (vFG9F)

50 "Inedible - Blood". Yeech. I dropped back a bit until I could pass. Could you imagine if that thing turned over on the highway?
Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 19, 2026 06:12 AM (vFG9F)

Would you be more or less horrified if it had said "Edible - Blood"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 06:16 AM (Ot/FD)

51 This morning I have this Bill Nye quote. (No, not that Bill Nye):

"It is said that the Puritans knocked what fun there was out of the Indian. Did any one ever see an Indian smile since the landing of the Pilgrims?"

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:19 AM (vFG9F)

52 No workout today; just some breakfast and a pipe over coffee. I'll shave and shower later, then see what I have to take care of this morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

53 Or stopped when the eventual follow-on rubberneckin' collisions happen:

And now a moment of surprise that a freeway in California actually had people driving at normal speed for the most part.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 06:21 AM (NR6c1)

54 I almost forgot that today is Primary day. I get to vote against Ratshitburger and Ossoff.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:22 AM (vFG9F)

55 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 72 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of 93 predicted. I plan on staying inside with the curtains drawn for as long as I can.

Had my annual physical yesterday. I'm healthy, says my doctor, which always comes as a surprise. He is bumping up my antidepressant dosage and also suggested counseling, though I don't see the use of that - I know what's wrong with me and I know how to fix it, but I simply don't have the will to do it. Why should I pay someone to tell me what I can freely tell myself?

I may or may not finish my book draft today. I need to restore some cuts, type up a bridge and then move on to the final chapter. It's really a question of dedication, and perhaps the hot weather will stop me from wandering out into the garden.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2026 06:24 AM (qRla/)

56 52 No workout today; just some breakfast and a pipe over coffee. I'll shave and shower later, then see what I have to take care of this morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

I just splurged on some fancy expensive Braun 9 Super plus dollar sign pro whatever it's called electric shaver. I gotta say I'm pretty happy with it. Had been rocking the old school double sided safety razor for years now, but the shaver is much better for those mornings of "oh man I actually have a job I have to physically go to and not look homeless now, and i'm running out of minutes to get myself there".

Old razor can still put in a shift on the weekends if he wants, I guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 06:24 AM (Ot/FD)

57 Burt Jones or Rick Jackson for Guv. I haven't decided yet. Trump endorsed Jones but the leftys really hate Jackson, which is usually a good indicator.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:25 AM (vFG9F)

58 I just splurged on some fancy expensive Braun 9 Super plus dollar sign pro whatever it's called electric shaver. I gotta say I'm pretty happy with it. Had been rocking the old school double sided safety razor for years now, but the shaver is much better for those mornings of "oh man I actually have a job I have to physically go to and not look homeless now, and i'm running out of minutes to get myself there".

Old razor can still put in a shift on the weekends if he wants, I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026


***
I've liked Braun products -- coffeemakers and razors -- for years. The Braun was the only electric razor that ever cut me, though. 'Struth: A bit of the foil head sheared off and stuck up, and scratched me as I shaved. (I bought a Norelco the next day.) Do they even still make coffeemakers?

Once I began using a safety razor, I realized that every other day worked best for my face and beard, and nobody at work was checking my face for stubble. Still, I made time on the alternate days for at least a one-pass shave.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)

59 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2026 06:24 AM (qRla/)

Counselling can be worth it even if they're 100% full of crap, or 100% telling you what you already know. It forces you out of the proverbial rabbit hole. It forces something external on to whatever is plaguing you. You have to go to a place and do a thing with another person, which can act as the impetus you might need to dislodge yourself from whatever path it is that you're on and don't want to be on.

If we hairless apes could bootstrap mental health through brute force and willpower alone, we wouldn't even need a phrase that means "mental health".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 06:32 AM (Ot/FD)

60 The Chuwi Unibook with a Wildcat CPU for $449 is an interesting alternative to the Macbook Neo.

Even though the Chuwi is a checklist winner on ports the 300 nits screen blows and that wears its welcome out quickly. Neo crushes it here on a part that is used 100% of time.

Then there is the track pad. I have fussed around with the Neo track pad and it is a terrific part. If the Chuwi trackpad is on par with the typical Windows plastic fantastic ones, well, they too are pretty miserable.

Keyboard? Again Neo's is excellent. Odds on the Chwi again, is on par with the typical meh Windows plastic fantastic ones.

What about the case? Fit and finish? Can you get it in multiple colors?

What about an equally well priced ecosystem of products that work with the Chuwi? Apple with its mid-priced phone, entry level watch, the basic iPad, some earbuds is a big win here.

And lastly, what store can I visit to try and then buy a Chuwi? You can't and that counts.

Apple did something remarkable with the Neo: they built an inexpensive laptop that never once feels cheap something the Chuwi will struggle with to match is my guess.


Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My sident has convictions at May 19, 2026 06:33 AM (glnUu)

61 Reviewing the previous night's threads.... I so want to vote for Spencer Pratt and I'm not even a resident of CA.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 19, 2026 06:33 AM (BW+Gb)

62 RE: 58: There's also the factor that, with my "Commander Riker" beard, I have less facial real estate to plane off than if I were clean-shaven. Cheeks, two parts of my lower lip, and throat, and I'm done. If I want to save time I use the old Barbasol cream-in-a-can. Though it does leave my skin feeling sorta dry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)

63 Dang folks, if you are going to show off your antique gun collection, please make sure they are not loaded. People are so stupid.

"Whitney Robeson was killed by a .22 bullet from an antique Colt Navy single-action revolver while it was being handled by Jeffrey Scott Towers."

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:35 AM (vFG9F)

64 There’s no better value proposition than the Neo on the market.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 06:35 AM (XV/Pl)

65 "Whitney Robeson was killed by a .22 bullet from an antique Colt Navy single-action revolver while it was being handled by Jeffrey Scott Towers."
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:35 AM (vFG9F)

The words ".22" and "Colt Navy" just don't sound like they belong in the same sentence....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 06:36 AM (Ot/FD)

66 "Whitney Robeson was killed by a .22 bullet from an antique Colt Navy single-action revolver while it was being handled by Jeffrey Scott Towers."
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026


***
The Colt Navy revolver could be had in .22? I thought it was a .36.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:37 AM (wzUl9)

67 There are .22 conversion kits. Who knows though, it's a Daily Mail jernelist.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F)

68 Once again, late to the HQ. The ONT mentioned Jack London; one of his great short stories is "To Build a Fire". The buildup of suspense is incredible. Such a powerful writer.

That story hit me when I was young. I've been to Alaska in March to see the Northern Lights relatively recently; I could see that story being true when things were warming up versus in the dead of winter.

Alaska's a beautiful place in the winter; probably more beautiful when it warms up, but I believe the mosquitoes will carry you away to be drained elsewhere when it's warm.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 06:40 AM (m1a6P)

69 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:41 AM (RIvkX)

70 An episode of Trackdown from the Fifties, with Robert Culp as Texas Ranger Hoby Gilman, is on Heroes & Icons. It's amazing to me that these old shows like TD, Have Gun -- Will Travel, and The Rebel have been restored and are available over-the-air for free.

It also amazes me, though it shouldn't, how well-written they are (within the limits of a thirty-minute show) and well-acted, not only by Culp (and Boone and Nick Adams) but also by the supporting cast and guest stars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

71 If you go scuba diving in a cave 165 feet underwater, don't be surprised if you don't come back up.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 06:43 AM (vFG9F)

72 Thank you!

Damn. I'm making my nic a joke. Shakes fist at sky

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 06:44 AM (m1a6P)

73 The NY Times dropped an article last night that declared the San Diego shooting, done by two teenage psychopaths with a suicide pact, was the latest example of a relentless rising tide, an eminent tsunami it seems, of a nation epidemic of white supremacy and islamophobia. Odds on, the real outcome of this is being Jewish just got more difficult in places like New York City something the NY Times overlooks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My sident has convictions at May 19, 2026 06:46 AM (glnUu)

74 The ONT mentioned Jack London; one of his great short stories is "To Build a Fire". The buildup of suspense is incredible. Such a powerful writer. That story hit me when I was young. Posted by: Richard Cranium

I agree. It is one of his best.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My sident has convictions at May 19, 2026 06:48 AM (glnUu)

75 The local Fox news outlet is whining about Cassidy's decisive loss in the primary on Saturday. They do mention his record of voting to impeach Trump, but then wring their hands about how the loss of a "moderate" Repub who could get Dems to go along with "controversial" legislation. What they mean is, he went along with the D legislation more often than not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)
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Local TV news is the most reliable amplifier of The Message.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:48 AM (RIvkX)

76 Morning Horde,

Kind of funny reading about summer and heat waves.

It snowed here yesterday.

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 19, 2026 06:49 AM (VQOa3)

77 Local TV news is the most reliable amplifier of The Message.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026


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I used to check the locals only for traffic and crash conditions, and the weather. Now, just the weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

78 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My sident has convictions at May 19, 2026 06:46 AM (glnUu)

The NYT is not fit to line a bird cage. I do agree with you, it will be more difficult for Jews in NYC.

Two psychopathic teenagers who took their own lives- one of whom looks like he might possibly be fake "transgender" is of no interest to the NYT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 06:53 AM (PFs9e)

79 I thought maybe I was interested in the San Diego story, but then realized I wasn't interested in the San Diego story. Oh, it's a mosque? That's odd. Oh, it's San Diego? Nice town that I've been fortunate enough to visit - did this happen near anyplace I'm familiar with? No? Yawn.
I guess I've lived enough years without a TV now that I just don't care. It's nice not caring.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 06:53 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

FenSpouse reads the entire NY Post-which is not a left wing paper . Lately I just do the word search.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 06:55 AM (PFs9e)

81 Never used git, never will use git.

The idea of putting your code on a platform you don’t own or control is stupid.

And writing a version control script is not that hard.


You can use git and not publish to GitHub, GitLab, or anywhere else. I've got git repositories within my own network that I don't share with other people, but DO share between machines in my local network.

If you only work on one machine, then you can use RCS, which has been around since the early 1980s.

Don't confuse the tool with platforms that make the tool easier to use with other people that you may not know. Even so, you do you.

I actually have some stuff on GitHub that I purposefully intended to share with others who wanted to use it. If only I looked as good as my GitHub avatar...

https://github.com/Richard-Cranium

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 06:57 AM (m1a6P)

82 >I used to check the locals only for traffic and crash conditions, and the weather. Now, just the weather.
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Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Dozens of weather apps, waiting to be loaded onto your phone at May 19, 2026 06:57 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Everyone craves in-group approval at some level. It's hard-wired in us.

Critical Everything Theory created entire microcultures whose only core characteristic is to seek disapproval. Transgress. Pervert. Invert. "Deconstruct". If you would have approval, prepare for disapproval.

Now the same biological urge that once made it unthinkable to become a brigand or a murderer is now the very same urge that makes it unthinkable *not* to do so. How could we not go out and murder strangers and then kill ourselves? We're not *that* sort of person. Perish the thought. We're authentic.

There's got to be some kind of Holden Caulfield angle to it all, but I never read that book so I wouldn't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)

84 Wow. Pelosi did not endorse Scott Weiner for her seat.

Instead Pelosi picked my city supervisor, a union/CCP shill.

Totally unexpected.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 07:03 AM (RIvkX)

85 Las Cruces has a crappy paper, crappy radio stations, and is an afterthought to the El Paso TV stations. After 7 years of being in a MSM desert I have discovered their are many, many upsides.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026 07:03 AM (glnUu)

86 >>>Grafana is open source.

That's the genius of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 07:05 AM (dK+Kv)

87 Stu was driving the truck. Stu Pidasso

Posted by: save the wails at May 19, 2026 07:05 AM (LOZbR)

88 There's got to be some kind of Holden Caulfield angle to it all, but I never read that book so I wouldn't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)

What a phony.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 07:07 AM (dK+Kv)

89 I used to check the locals only for traffic and crash conditions, and the weather. Now, just the weather.
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Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Dozens of weather apps, waiting to be loaded onto your phone at May 19, 2026


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My phone is used for three things: actual phone calls, texts (mostly to Miss Linda), and calculating my grocery bill before I get to the register. Almost nothing else. Occasionally -- but rarely -- when out I've used it to check something on the 'Net.

More often than not I check weather on my laptop at home, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

90 "There's got to be some kind of Holden Caulfield angle to it all, but I never read that book so I wouldn't know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 07:02 AM"
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Allow AI to help:

They built their cities of rhetoric out of the hollow bones of consent, little citadels of perpetual negation where the only fidelity was to the act of denying itself, a liturgy of inversion practiced with the solemnity of a chapel thrice burned; and there, amid the slow rot of habit and the fevered whispering that passed for doctrine, they made of transgression an art and of art a sacrament, perverting the bright ordinances of the obvious until the face of the ordinary was a palimpsest of affronts, words hewn like stone — “deconstruct,” they said — as if the language could unmake the world and be absolved, as if approval were a gaunt thing to be hunted and if ever you stooped to pick up its pale coin you had already set your heel upon it and summoned the long, patient fury of disapproval to come and finish the business of living.

Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at May 19, 2026 07:10 AM (2Ez/1)

91 More often than not I check weather on my laptop at home, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

I have found if I check the weather by looking outside to see what is going on I am have about 95% of the information I need.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026 07:10 AM (glnUu)

92
They do mention his record of voting to impeach Trump, but then wring their hands about how the loss of a "moderate" Repub who could get Dems to go along with "controversial" legislation. What they mean is, he went along with the D legislation more often than not.


Name one -- just one -- piece of conservative legislation that Cassidy was instrumental in securing votes from Dims for its passage. It was not to approve RFKj as SecHHS, now was it?

I'll wait.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 07:11 AM (s9VOe)

93 Dawn greetings, peoples.

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 07:11 AM (ZxPkt)

94 finish the business of living.
Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at May 19, 2026 07:10 AM (2Ez/1)

Oooh, oooh, do Bukowski next!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 07:12 AM (Ot/FD)

95 More often than not I check weather on my laptop at home, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

I have found if I check the weather by looking outside to see what is going on I am have about 95% of the information I need.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026


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True enough, for current conditions. The forecast is a little tougher. Though the weather mavens' predictions are not that close a significant percentage of the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 19, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

96 I've been rather amazed at how accurate my weather app has been over the last few years. It may not be dead on accurate to the hour or to the tenth of a degree in Freedom Units, but if you want the broad strokes of what the week is going to look like, it's right far more often than not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 07:14 AM (Ot/FD)

97
Got to go bag some yard clippings (and pine needles) and replace two screens and then head northward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 07:15 AM (s9VOe)

98 I've been rather amazed at how accurate my weather app has been over the last few years. It may not be dead on accurate to the hour or to the tenth of a degree in Freedom Units, but if you want the broad strokes of what the week is going to look like, it's right far more often than not. Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yep. I use The Google weather app a few times per week and it's generally spot on including to being within a few minutes of when rain will start and the wind will kick up.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026 07:18 AM (glnUu)

99 Alas, Krebs must away — to gather the dry green and the long brown needles fallen from the patient pines, to mend two torn meshes that sigh at each wind, and thereafter, with the slow heavy circuit of the road before him, turn his face and travel north.

Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at May 19, 2026 07:18 AM (2Ez/1)

100 I have been using What the Forecast for a weather app. I liked it enough to pay for it which should say something.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2026 07:20 AM (NR6c1)

101 Hi folks, what do you use for imaging software? I use Macrium Reflect on my current desktop, but Macrium went subscription-only a while back and I don't know if I can migrate that to the new PC.

Just curious what you folks might recommend.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2026 07:21 AM (CHHv1)

102 Nova Lake -
700W for a desktop CPU is ridiculous.
It's 52 cores, but still.

You'll need to use an AIO with two radiators just to cool it.
Add a RTX 5090 GPU and you're looking at hitting 1600 watts in one PC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:23 AM (6ydKt)

103 finish the business of living.
Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at May 19, 2026 07:10 AM (2Ez/1)

Oooh, oooh, do Bukowski next!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2026 07:12 AM (Ot/FD)


Clifford Odets: That miserable patch of events, that melange of nothing, while you were looking ahead for something to happen, that was it! That was life! You lived it!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 19, 2026 07:27 AM (qRla/)

104 Nova Lake -
700W for a desktop CPU is ridiculous.
It's 52 cores, but still.

You'll need to use an AIO with two radiators just to cool it.
Add a RTX 5090 GPU and you're looking at hitting 1600 watts in one PC.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

This is where ARM silicon wins bigly. I am pretty much done with x86 for my needs.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026 07:27 AM (glnUu)

105 Clifford Odets: That miserable patch of events, that melange of nothing, while you were looking ahead for something to happen, that was it! That was life! You lived it!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
++++
Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at May 19, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

106 Name one -- just one -- piece of conservative legislation that Cassidy was instrumental in securing votes from Dims for its passage. It was not to approve RFKj as SecHHS, now was it?

I'll wait.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 07:11 AM (s9VOe)


You see... that's the problem. There are no moderate Democrats - Fetterman isn't moderate, he's just not insanely anti-Israel. Only by having 'Republicans' capitulate to Democrat demands can we have Congress move together in comity for the Good of Members of Congress and their Families.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

107 You see... that's the problem. There are no moderate Democrats - Fetterman isn't moderate, he's just not insanely anti-Israel. Only by having 'Republicans' capitulate to Democrat demands can we have Congress move together in comity for the Good of Members of Congress and their Families.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)
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"We have to show we can govern."

"We have to get something done."

"We have to work together."

This is how you know they are lying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

108 san diego was totally a false flag op.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 07:36 AM (VyBeY)

109 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 07:36


In what respect? One of the kids looked like a fake "transgender" . I haven't looked at the other kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 07:38 AM (rZCVI)

110 Hi folks, what do you use for imaging software? I use Macrium Reflect on my current desktop, but Macrium went subscription-only a while back and I don't know if I can migrate that to the new PC.

Just curious what you folks might recommend.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2026 07:21 AM (CHHv1)

For disk imaging and cloning, Clonezilla is the way to go.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 07:38 AM (dK+Kv)

111 Harrumph!

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

112 Morning. The San Diego killing was a couple of would be Columbine teenagers trying to be heroes. The propaganda ministries and their Muslim allies will amp this to the moon and back

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:41 AM (gu0hJ)

113 FS: it's the same outline; young psychopaths, online handler (already carefully erased) egging them on ...
Trunp and Kirk assassins, string of school shooters and such, all the same pattern. this shooting was just What The Narrative Requires At This Time.

anyway, that's how it looks to me. my 0.02, ymmv, ianal, u.s.w.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 07:45 AM (VyBeY)

114 Intel is still in business ??

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:47 AM (GD0B3)

115 Intel is still in business ??
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:47 AM (GD0B3)


They get kick-backs from electric companies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

116 JJ nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (NcvvS)

117 Nancy Pelosi didn't endorse Scott Weiner. She hates the gays

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (gu0hJ)

118 This is a day where I really feel for anyone that has to work outside all day. May the Lord bless them and keep them safe and hydrated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 07:53 AM (ZeH0U)

119 Dschinghis Khan >> Dingus Khan

Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2026 10:52 AM (kU0PQ)

120 "Does it game?" It may, but I don't, so it doesn't matter.

For lower-end users like myself - I surf the web, occasionally watch a movie, do email and word processing, and the occasional audio editing with Audacity - a lower-power laptop is just fine, thank you very much. Every few years, I buy the cheapest Windows machine I can find and, as soon I bring it home, I nuke Windows and replace it with Ubuntu - which, these days, is surprisingly easy.

I wish I could get a rebate for the Windows license that I never use, but prying coin out of Microsoft's fingers is a task well beyond my powers.

Posted by: Nemo at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (4RPgu)

Overnight Open Thread [05/18/2026]

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I knew that the Yukon River was long, but almost 2,000 miles long? Pretty impressive! I first learned about the Yukon River from Jack London in The Call of the Wild, and White Fang. And because I was a kid, I dug into a lot of his other stories, which were chock full of the Yukon River. It has been awhile, but one collection of short stories, called Smoke Bellew, still resonates.

I think I wanted to be a gold prospector in Alaska for a few years, and of course have a dog just like White Fang!

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[Hat Tip: TC]

That has certainly morphed into communist and communist-adjacent, although their end game is just the same. One day American schools will once again teach the evils of communism, and we will be much better off as a country.

Maybe I am naive, but I am genuinely puzzled by people who are true believers. As a political philosophy, it is so transparently false that it is difficult to comprehend the suspension of logic and the discarding of knowledge of the human condition that is necessary to believe in it.

The bosses are a different issue. They want power, and are willing to do anything to get it and exercise it. THAT I understand, because it is sadly part of the human condition.

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German Tourist Killed by Cobra Bite at Egypt Hotel Snake Show
According to PEOPLE, the 57-year-old man, from the Unterallgäu region of Germany, was traveling with two family members when the incident occurred. The resort had staged a snake show for guests featuring two cobras, during which the snake charmer moved through the audience encouraging guests to handle the snakes and drape them around their necks.

During the show, the cobra found its way into the man’s clothing and struck him in the leg. The venom took effect quickly — he needed emergency resuscitation at the scene before being rushed to a hospital, where doctors were unable to save him. He has not been publicly identified.


This is me being naive again. Are there really people who are so stupid and oblivious that they think having a cobra slither around your neck as part of the night's entertainment is a good idea?
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It's small and tough to read, but damn, it is funny!

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Bob Dylan is widely described as Rock's greatest poet.

Bullshit.

In the real world, Paul Simon should be considered modern music's best bard, simply because he is slightly less pompous. Add in a tremendous number of fine songs with fine, poetic lyrics, and little Bobby is merely a pretender to the throne. And his enthusiastic participation in politics, while probably good for his career, is grating. Plus, "Hurricane" is a terrible song, and Ruben Carter was a thug, and my guess is that he did the crime.

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Mrs. Robinson
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The Boxer
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Scarborough Fair/Canticle
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And yes...FIGHT ME!
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And in other music news:


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An early look at Bono's pomposity...

Maybe one more...


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[Hat Tip: Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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1 Mars is coming within 6.5 arcminutes of Uranus, almost plugging it dead center.

yeah, baby

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:13 PM (Mb4p6)

2 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

3 hola

Posted by: alpine_beer at May 18, 2026 10:13 PM (van9r)

4 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at May 18, 2026 10:13 PM (6C3mT)

5 Shebang!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:14 PM (YlWIZ)

6 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 18, 2026 10:15 PM (6C3mT)

7 >>> The bosses are a different issue. They want power, and are willing to do anything to get it and exercise it. THAT I understand, because it is sadly part of the human condition.


Virtually every single one thinks they are going to be a boss or, at the very least, thinks it will be a net gain for them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)

8 I think I wanted to be a gold prospector in Alaska for a few years, and of course have a dog just like White Fang!

... and then you learned just how fcking cold it gets in Alaska?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2026 10:17 PM (Ra+Eb)

9 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SNAKES DONT EAT AT THE DINNER TABLE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at May 18, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)

10 My joy in cartoon captions is restored. So, fuck off, New Yorker.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:18 PM (YlWIZ)

11 Virtually every single one thinks they are going to be a boss or, at the very least, thinks it will be a net gain for them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)


The only good thing about communism is that if the commies win, most of the true believers will get bullets in the head.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:18 PM (iERP6)

12 >>I knew that the Yukon River was long

Deep too.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

13 ... and then you learned just how fcking cold it gets in Alaska?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2026 10:17 PM (Ra+Eb)


Pretty much!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:19 PM (iERP6)

14 I get that the guy watching the train hit a honey wagon was excited, but it's just annoying when people's entire vocabulary comes down to three words: holy, f***ing, and s***. I guess that makes me a snob.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

15 Honey Wagon hit by train -
How many times can one guy say "Shit"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (/lPRQ)

16 Bob Dylan is widely described as Rock's greatest poet.
=
Rappers are the true poets

Posted by: C Nolan at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (vSvIl)

17 12 >>I knew that the Yukon River was long

Deep too.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

Water's cold.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (QaH55)

18 Shoot em up at Muslim center in socal?
Moose out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Kt19C)

19
This is me being naive again. Are there really people who are so stupid and oblivious that they think having a cobra slither around your neck as part of the night's entertainment is a good idea?

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I was in Egypt around 2003. It was a thing back then for the local impresario to drape a barely breathing cobra over the necks of tourists for a magical photo moment. I felt sorry for those sad wrung out cobras.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (6C3mT)

20 The only good thing about communism is that if the commies win, most of the true believers will get bullets in the head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:18 PM (iERP6)

Ironically, Stalin killed more commies than anyone in history.

But he was still an evil asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

21 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (w3u3d)

22 The only good thing about communism is that if the commies win, most of the true believers will get bullets in the head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yes. Communism has no room for the greedy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)

23 That one videographer's vocabulary is ... somewhat small.

Though, the first two words out of his mouth were the most apropos.

Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (kU0PQ)

24 Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Kt19C)

Ask me if I give a shit...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:22 PM (iERP6)

25 I'm aging in dog years here tonight

Game 7 ... OT ...

C'mon Sabres !!!

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 18, 2026 10:22 PM (3sXRv)

26 Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

And when you click play, it can be heard all over the house. Wife sure liked hearing it....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 10:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

27 U2 most overrated band evah.

I'd rather listen to a Nickleback album on a loop than a couple of U2 songs once.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (qrzX6)

28 Beautiful crescent moon tonight with Venus very, very close.

Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (PTDkx)

29
Are there really people who are so stupid and oblivious that they think having a cobra slither around your neck as part of the night's entertainment is a good idea?

_____________

Absolutely!

Posted by: Church of God with Signs Following at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (HdYcL)

30 Are we sure the top pic isn't a Polynikes or MisHum original?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

31 My music teacher in high school circa 1970 said if Paul Simon had been born in a more civilized age, like the baroque, he might be considered a genius.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (ndZc7)

32 I'm thinking Charles Bingham shoulda hung back a little.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (oq9dX)

33 I spent the day in the back yard trying to figure out what the fault is in my washing machine, and why it is not spinning or agitating. I got it to work in the back yard and I even ran a couple of loads of laundry hooked to the garden hose. Then I moved it back into the laundry room, where it failed to function again.
Getting that machinery to work would make me feel like I had accomplished something. All I have learned so far is how to disassemble a washing machine and put it back together.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)

34 22 The only good thing about communism is that if the commies win, most of the true believers will get bullets in the head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yes. Communism has no room for the greedy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)

For an ideology that is supposedly based on sharing, they ain't big on sharing what they got.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 10:24 PM (QaH55)

35 I hope the cartoons don't tick off the hamsters driving AoSHQ. of course, he wouldn't let cobras near them, so it might be a wash.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 10:24 PM (qx7Zg)

36 hat one videographer's vocabulary is ... somewhat small.

Though, the first two words out of his mouth were the most apropos.
Posted by: GWB


The visual was one thing.... and then the smell hits you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)

37 I just put a batch of CCCs in the freezer. They will get baked this weekend.
My new split king adjustable bed has finally been correctly delivered. Now the bases need to be lowered because the mattresses are so thick.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 18, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)

38 Country songs are all about the lyrics.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (qrzX6)

39
Haloo! I am back from taking down systems of oppression ... and the stack of landscaping edging stone that arrived on a pallet on Saturday!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (s9VOe)

40 Are we sure the top pic isn't a Polynikes or MisHum original?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)


Yes...we are sure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (iERP6)

41 For an ideology that is supposedly based on sharing, they ain't big on sharing what they got.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 10:24 PM (QaH55)
----
They are quite keen on gathering for themselves what other people have, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (gnNyN)

42 >>> 33 I spent the day in the back yard trying to figure out what the fault is in my washing machine, and why it is not spinning or agitating. I got it to work in the back yard and I even ran a couple of loads of laundry hooked to the garden hose. Then I moved it back into the laundry room, where it failed to function again.
Getting that machinery to work would make me feel like I had accomplished something. All I have learned so far is how to disassemble a washing machine and put it back together.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)

Maybe there's a level "safety" switch that flaked out?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (Ra+Eb)

43 Now the bases need to be lowered because the mattresses are so thick.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 18, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)


Ah yes! Climbing into bed becomes a chore as we approach 29!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:26 PM (iERP6)

44 Maybe there's a level "safety" switch that flaked out?

I rate this as Plausible.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)

45 Are we sure the top pic isn't a Polynikes or MisHum original?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

Yes...we are sure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (iERP6)

It has a very painterly look. Did think it was a photo, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

46
Ah, I see we have an apt representative from the twattery wing of contemporary music joining us this evening. Keep your opinions to yourselves, eh, boys?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:27 PM (s9VOe)

47 BREAKING NEWS
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley.

Now they're hoping to make buses and trains that run on thyme.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg)

48 Rappers are the true poets
Posted by: C Nolan

Listening to Move, Bitch, Get Out Da Way is like like listening to the angels singing in Heaven.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:27 PM (ndZc7)

49 My AC was out last night. Got to 83 in the apartment. Would not drop for fans or open windows.

Got it fixed this morning but last night was sweaty- and not in a good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

50 Your Berkeley roots are showing, dear Dildo.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 10:27 PM (A5RD0)

51
Hell, I missed it, but speaking of Uranus conjunctions, Mercury just got close to Uranus yesterday. Too close to the Sun to see anything, but it happened.

And you can't see Uranus with the naked eye anyway (unless you're in very dark skies with very good, non-29 yr old eyesight).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 10:28 PM (w6EFb)

52 CBD, I'm with you on Paul Simon. An excellent wordsmith and a good singer, too. The Boxer is one of my favorites.

Bob Dylan wrote some OK tunes, but the man CANNOT sing! My baby sis loves his stuff and still laughs at my impersonation.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:28 PM (Jr+re)

53 Are we sure the top pic isn't a Polynikes or MisHum original?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

It does come off as a painting at first glance.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:28 PM (qrzX6)

54 All I have learned so far is how to disassemble a washing machine and put it back together.
Posted by: Kindltot
---

Probably the dogs.
Hang on, don't go away, I have a couple of links that may be of interest to you re: mystery Ford.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (Mb4p6)

55 BREAKING NEWS
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley.

Now they're hoping to make buses and trains that run on thyme.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Rosemary could pull a rickshaw.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (ndZc7)

56 Are there really people who are so stupid and oblivious that they think having a cobra slither around your neck as part of the night's entertainment is a good idea?

Well, not as many as there used to be.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (LLQU7)

57
We know that the top photo is not of the catalogue of either Polynikes or MisHum because there is a body floating on the water. Rank amateurish, that.

Those fine citizens know that one disposes of corpses in and among the trees, buried under a log or two.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (s9VOe)

58 That painting seems familiar...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:30 PM (zZu0s)

59 BREAKING NEWS
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley.
......

Now make 'em run on kale so we know what to do with that shit.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)

60 Maybe there's a level "safety" switch that flaked out?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (Ra+Eb)


I will check the door switch and have the start capacitor checked. Chances are, however, that the clutch on the motor is gooey and sticks, which means tearing it all the way down.

This is not a standard machine, I think it is a Frankenstein made from multiple junked machines. If it were a car it would have four different tires. The problem is that it is a better washer than buying a new one from Lowes.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:31 PM (rbvCR)

61 Well, not as many as there used to be.
Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (LLQU7)

Darwin never sleeps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:31 PM (zZu0s)

62 When I'm in the mood for pompous, I check out the Sunday food thread.
Or maybe that should be pamplemousse.

Posted by: Dagwood at May 18, 2026 10:31 PM (CC0N1)

63 MTL @ BUF Game 7 OT now

Posted by: Don Black- ever stalwart at May 18, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

64 >>> 56
==
Well, not as many as there used to be.
Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (LLQU7)

That's what I said.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at May 18, 2026 10:31 PM (Ra+Eb)

65 Got it fixed this morning but last night was sweaty- and not in a good way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Plastic sheets.
At least make it fun like a slip-n-slide.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

66 Country songs are all about the lyrics.

He said, "I'll love you 'til I die"
She told him, "You'll forget in time"
As the years went slowly by
She still preyed upon his mind.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:32 PM (Jr+re)

67 Gloria is a great song. Thanks for the ONT CBD

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2026 10:32 PM (Vryyy)

68
Not a good day. Not a good evening. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 10:33 PM (HdYcL)

69 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

70 A merry Monday evening to alla y'all. I'm sure you'll all be glad to know my back molar got successfully crowned this afternoon. Hooray for modern dentistry.

I met Paul Simon once during his Graceland tour. Great show and nice guy. Always regretted that I didn't compliment him on working "gaberdine" into a lyric.

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of miracle and wonder at May 18, 2026 10:33 PM (cz4n2)

71 Then I moved it back into the laundry room, where it failed to function again.
Posted by: Kindltot

Electric circuit or breaker problem? I had a weird vacuum cleaner problem years ago, and replacing the breaker fixed it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2026 10:33 PM (9DUBn)

72 it's just annoying when people's entire vocabulary comes down to three words: holy, f***ing, and s***.

-
Well, call me a hog and butcher me for bacon!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)

73 Country songs are all about the lyrics.

He said, "I'll love you 'til I die"
She told him, "You'll forget in time"
As the years went slowly by
She still preyed upon his mind.
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:32 PM (Jr+re

They say time heals all wounds
But time's standing still

They say you gotta move on
But I'm spinning my wheels

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (qrzX6)

74 Yukon, huh?

How about the marge of lake Lebarge?

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (MEtvx)

75 Good evening morons e grazie CBD

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

76
Listening to Move, Bitch, Get Out Da Way is like like listening to the angels singing in Heaven.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy


As the backing soundtrack to that traffic impeding creature getting hit on the head with a thrown traffic cone, the entire Universe vibrated with pure righteousness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (s9VOe)

77 Thanks for the lively Overnight Open Thread, CBD!

The Yukon is over 2,000 miles long?!?!? That's amazing!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (D/6p1)

78 Or maybe that should be pamplemousse."

Of love?

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:35 PM (MEtvx)

79 "Are there really people who are so stupid and oblivious that they think having a cobra slither around your neck as part of the night's entertainment is a good idea?" I dunno, there are people who pose next to bears in national parks. One of my aunts went to, I think it was Yellowstone, and was just flabbergasted at the stupidity.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2026 10:36 PM (0Htd1)

80 it's just annoying when people's entire vocabulary comes down to three words: holy, f***ing, and s***. I guess that makes me a snob.
Posted by: Archimedes

I feel both judged and seen...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (9DUBn)

81 It's been over a year since we've had a Pat Condell video. Hope he's okay. Excellent fellow.
https://youtu.be/TjPY9dtBBDY

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of convenience at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (cz4n2)

82 I spent the day in the back yard trying to figure out what the fault is in my washing machine, and why it is not spinning or agitating.

All I have learned so far is how to disassemble a washing machine and put it back together.
Posted by: Kindltot


So, it is agitating.

Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

83
The Orange Infundibulum of Righteousness!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (s9VOe)

84 Boobs!

Sorry, I’ve nothing else to contribute.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

85 So, it is agitating"

Golf clap

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:38 PM (MEtvx)

86 So, it is agitating.
Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

I was waiting for that.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:38 PM (qrzX6)

87 >Country songs are all about the lyrics.
----

bird, bird, buh buh buh bird

Posted by: Don Black- ever stalwart at May 18, 2026 10:38 PM (ZxPkt)

88
Thanks for the lively Overnight Open Thread, CBD!

The Yukon is over 2,000 miles long?!?!? That's amazing!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient


... and it only reeled out enough to win the bet!

-- Just the Punchline

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:38 PM (s9VOe)

89 I was waiting for that."

It's just spin...

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:38 PM (MEtvx)

90 Country songs are all about the lyrics.
Posted by: LRob in OK


They'd all be the same, otherwise.

Posted by: mikeski, still running serpentine at May 18, 2026 10:39 PM (VHUov)

91 Boobs!
Sorry, I’ve nothing else to contribute.
Posted by: Bulg

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2026 10:39 PM (9DUBn)

92 "Are there really people who are so stupid and oblivious that they think having a cobra slither around your neck as part of the night's entertainment is a good idea?" I dunno, there are people who pose next to bears in national parks. One of my aunts went to, I think it was Yellowstone, and was just flabbergasted at the stupidity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2026 10:36 PM (0Htd1)

How many people silhouettes did the bear? You know, like fighter pilots on their aircraft.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)

93 Gloria is a good representative of the Christian themes that were prevalent in the first few U2 albums.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

94 Country songs are all about the lyrics.
Posted by: LRob in OK

They'd all be the same, otherwise.
Posted by: mikeski, still running serpentine at May 18, 2026 10:39 PM (VHUov)

Heh. Though I meant you don't need a lyric sheet to understand what's being said.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:40 PM (qrzX6)

95 How many people silhouettes did the bear? You know, like fighter pilots on their aircraft."

Bear Ace?

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:40 PM (MEtvx)

96 Yesterday's airshow crash in Idaho: All four Navy crew members are reported in "stable" condition, with "non-profit threatening" injuries. They must have had one Hell of a ride when they ejected.

The Air Force Base is in a rather isolated area, and there aren't a lot of roads in the vicinity. The aircraft wreckage managed to fall directly on top of one of the few paved roads in the area. Fortunately, it wasn't the main highway to the base that sees thousands of trips per day, but several hundred people who live at the other end of the road will now have to made a 30 minute detour for a few days.

https://shorturl.at/MblQc

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 18, 2026 10:41 PM (N9LdK)

97 Well, call me a hog and butcher me for bacon!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)

--------

Whatever happened to, "slap my ass and call me Nancy"? That was a classic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 10:41 PM (6C3mT)

98 CBD, really great interview with the guy from Nevada. He sounded normal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX)

99 I met Paul Simon once during his Graceland tour. Great show and nice guy. Always regretted that I didn't compliment him on working "gaberdine" into a lyric.
Posted by: mindful webworker - age of miracle and wonder

Simon is one of my favorite musicians and like another of my favorite musicians, Yo-yo Ma, is not afraid to take a risk on something new. For Simon, I'm thinking particularly of Graceland and for Ma, his "bluegrass" albums. In my opinion, not all such experiments are successful but without them, we would've missed some great music.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:41 PM (ndZc7)

100 So, it is agitating.
Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine

I was waiting for that.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


Even the slow rollers to the shortstop need to be fielded correctly.

Posted by: mikeski, bronzed glove winner at May 18, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

101 slap my ass and call me Nancy"

Paul says what?

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:42 PM (MEtvx)

102 93 Gloria is a good representative of the Christian themes that were prevalent in the first few U2 albums.

---------

Van Morrison's version was best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 10:42 PM (6C3mT)

103
This is not a standard machine, I think it is a Frankenstein made from multiple junked machines. If it were a car it would have four different tires.

One piece at a time!

Johnny Cash song glorifying theft.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++)

104 Kindltot,

It’s referred to as a G.E.M module, it rides on top of the dash fuse box (referred to as the Power Distribution Box) that’s on the left side of the steering column.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKyjW6EcDA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZTuG6j7zA

Not going to do the full dissection, get it open enough an drown it in CAIG D5S-6 CAIG DeoxIT. Then discover a way to protect it from potential new drips.
Also bought a windshield molding tool and will fill every rusty hole with epoxy or bondo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:42 PM (Mb4p6)

105 Johnny Cash song glorifying theft.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++)

-----------

GM wouldn't miss just one little piece.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 18, 2026 10:44 PM (6C3mT)

106 >>>One day American schools will once again teach the evils of communism,
---

Better dead than red.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:44 PM (Mb4p6)

107 While you may not like Bob Dylan, he's responsible for one of the greatest covers in Rock history, which just might be the greatest song in rock history.

Or should be in the conversation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2026 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)

108 fill every rusty hole with epoxy or bondo.


American automotive craftsmanship!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:44 PM (Jr+re)

109 Mets and Nats were tied 5-5 after 9. Both scored a run in the 11th.

Then the Mets scored 10 runs in the 12th. That was unexpected.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)

110 While you may not like Bob Dylan, he's responsible for one of the greatest covers in Rock history, which just might be the greatest song in rock history.


Which is?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 10:46 PM (Riz8t)

111 Read a funny Deep Thought today

' I've never really been satisfied with any of the windshield wipers speed '

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:46 PM (qrzX6)

112 @107 - All Along the Watchtower?

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2026 10:46 PM (oOhQ4)

113 Country songs are all about the lyrics.

-
Now I love those cowboys, I love their gold
I love my uncle, God rest his soul
Taught me good, Lord, taught me all I know
Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold
And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:47 PM (ndZc7)

114 Paul Simon is indeed the better writer. He went on to very expansive music career that some say was better than his time with Art.

FYI, Scarborough Fair / Canticle was a rare piece created by both of them. These two songs were old folk songs. Beautifully put together.

Bridge Over Troubled Waters is a better third choice.

Off to the rest of the content.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2026 10:47 PM (w3u3d)

115 Someone may want to review the tail end Charlie comments on the Massie thread. They are quite stinky.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)

116 I never thought Johnny Cash was a very good singer but he had some funny songs.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 10:48 PM (b2ADL)

117 How many people silhouettes did the bear? You know, like fighter pilots on their aircraft."

Bear Ace?
Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 10:40 PM (MEtvx)

That's better than taking a photo of a Bear Ass.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)

118 Get On the Bus Gus is deep.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:49 PM (qrzX6)

119 Better dead than red.

Posted by: Braenyard


Better to serve on your knees
Than die on your feet.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 18, 2026 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)

120 It has a very painterly look. Did think it was a photo, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Either way, it would make a good jigsaw puzzle.

Posted by: mikeski fits in at May 18, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

121 Sure it's not the motor coupling at fault in the washer. If you can hear the motor running, but it won't spin, that's the most common faulty part. Most of them are 5 bucks.

Posted by: Your Lonely Maytag Repairman at May 18, 2026 10:50 PM (oftw2)

122 BREAKING NEWS
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley.

Now they're hoping to make buses and trains that run on thyme.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Rosemary could pull a rickshaw.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (ndZc7)

Would a herbal conveyance be referred to as a sage coach?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 10:51 PM (nbLIj)

123 Sorry browndog.

Great season.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 10:51 PM (viF8m)

124 FUQ ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 18, 2026 10:51 PM (3sXRv)

125 Bookends is my favorite S&G. Save the Life of My Child

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

126 CBD, what the heck are you doing up at this hour?
Ace better have a great dental plan.

Posted by: RI Red at May 18, 2026 10:52 PM (iB8Z+)

127 Canadiens win

Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2026 10:52 PM (ZxPkt)

128 Robert Hunter was the best lyricist of the second half of the 20th century. Oscar Hammerstein was the best of the first half. Maybe tied with Cole Porter.

Posted by: Edelweiss at May 18, 2026 10:52 PM (oftw2)

129 And whatever you think of Dylan's politics and his horrible singing voice he's by far the best modern songwriter and it's not particularly close.

Look at how many people have covered Dylan. It's incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 10:53 PM (viF8m)

130 Bridge Over Troubled Waters was (is) a great song.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 10:54 PM (b2ADL)

131 Robert Hunter was the best lyricist of the second half of the 20th century.

Hoyt Axton.

I just posted that because he was an Okie!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (Jr+re)

132 Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley.

Now they're hoping to make buses and trains that run on thyme.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Rosemary could pull a rickshaw.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:29 PM (ndZc7)

Would a herbal conveyance be referred to as a sage coach?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 10:51 PM (nbLIj)

If you powered a sage coach with allspice, you're guaranteed to attract the pumpkin spice latte crowd.

Hearses, on the other hand, should be powered by garlic. Keeps the vampires from rising.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (qx7Zg)

133 I did a renovation in the office/studio of a pretty fair lyricist, Sammy Cahn. He had nice digs in a corner office at Faberge Co. in the mid 70s. He made it a long way from the poverty of the Lower East Side.

Posted by: Carpenter's Local 257 at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (oftw2)

134 Karen Carpenter is my patron saint of the 70s. What a gorgeous voice that woman had. She was the vocal version of Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

135 Read a funny Deep Thought today

' I've never really been satisfied with any of the windshield wipers speed '

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:46 PM (qrzX6)

I had a 1988 Mitsubishi Starion back in the day. The wiper speed was somehow triggered to the moving speed of the car. So if you set the intermittent speed to perfection at a stop light, it would speed up to match the speed of the car so you didn't have to manually compensate and fiddle with the switch. It worked great. I thought that was a pretty cool thing for 1988. That car had a bunch of little shit like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9)

136 Regarding the Pat Condell quote, if you want to know how fu**ed up the UK is, read up on the Rotherham sexual abuse scandal from a little over ten years ago. 1400 young girls victimized by Pakistanis. It went on for years with officials looking the other way because they didn't want to be accused of racism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2026 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

137 130 Bridge Over Troubled Waters was (is) a great song.


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It's no "Fernando"

Posted by: ABBA, We're Swedish at May 18, 2026 10:56 PM (6C3mT)

138 Berserker, did you catch the Jersey song above? Looking for your viewpoint here!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:56 PM (Jr+re)

139 >>>In the real world, Paul Simon should be considered modern music's best bard, simply because he is slightly less pompous.

My reasoning would be that he nailed Carrie Fisher. And back when she was a hot little cutie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2026 10:57 PM (syz1S)

140 Dylan and Simon both suck ass but Dylan sucks more.

Simon did whip his old ladies ass back in 2014 which is surprising as he is only 5 feet 2. I have stools bigger than that.

Posted by: Art Garfunkel at May 18, 2026 10:57 PM (7d1L5)

141 Sure it's not the motor coupling at fault in the washer. If you can hear the motor running, but it won't spin, that's the most common faulty part. Most of them are 5 bucks.
Posted by: Your Lonely Maytag Repairman at May 18, 2026 10:50 PM (oftw2)


No it is humming. I have a grain mill that I have to start by giving it a push, and the motor sounds like that before it starts to spin. So, capacitor or something gunking up the motor. I think a shaft coupler will make a grinding or stuttering noise as it gives up the ghost.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:58 PM (rbvCR)

142 Would sending the cast of The View into Iran to talk to their leaders violate the Geneva Convention?

(My autocorrect made a funny. Instead of Iran, it suggested sending them into space.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 10:58 PM (qx7Zg)

143 Boobs!
Sorry, I’ve nothing else to contribute.
Posted by: Bulg


Obligatory:
Link?

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of 30035 at May 18, 2026 11:00 PM (cz4n2)

144 Can analysis be worthwhile?
Is the theater really dead?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 18, 2026 11:00 PM (D0HYP)

145 139 >>>In the real world, Paul Simon should be considered modern music's best bard, simply because he is slightly less pompous.

My reasoning would be that he nailed Carrie Fisher. And back when she was a hot little cutie.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2026 10:57 PM (syz1S)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2026 11:00 PM (2+SeL)

146 Paul McCartney has written 32 #1 hits.

I'm not saying he's the best but he does hold that record.

And there are a couple of other song writers that no one has heard of with almost the same number.

And weed must help write songs because Willie Nelson has to be in consideration.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 11:01 PM (qrzX6)

147 "modern music's best bard"
-------
My humble opinion: Elvis Costello had lots of very cleverly written songs, but even he would place second behind John Prine

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2026 11:01 PM (3CN/6)

148 I think I wanted to be a gold prospector in Alaska for a few years, and of course have a dog just like White Fang!


When my brother was stationed up there flying with the Army's Mohawk Squadron, they would use the IR sensors to looks at small rivers and creeks for black sand deposits. Then he and a buddy would take the weekend and go prospect. He averaged about $25,000 a year. (he says...but I think he's full of it because he squealed to mom that I took the cookies one day when I was 6. I don't trust him.)

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)

149 Paul Simon did have some good lyrics, but I may have to place Gordon Lightfoot above him.

People may love or hate "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald," but I've always been struck by the line "Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"

Posted by: PabloD at May 18, 2026 11:02 PM (C30Iv)

150 Either way, it would make a good jigsaw puzzle.
Posted by: mikeski fits in at May 18, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

Until you can't find the last piece because someone hid it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

151 Buck laughs at your "White Fang"
(and he also laughs at the Yeehats )

Posted by: Chuck C at May 18, 2026 11:03 PM (D0HYP)

152 Karen Carpenter is my patron saint of the 70s. What a gorgeous voice that woman had. She was the vocal version of Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

Yep, but she certainly wasn't the boob version.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2026 11:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

153 Oh boy! Gerbils again!

Posted by: Paul / Sid at May 18, 2026 11:03 PM (gKWVE)

154
Hello darkness, my old friend.... That certainly gets your attention.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb)

155 Twelfth inning
All-time record: 11 runs -- Yankees, July 26, 1928, at Tigers

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 11:05 PM (W5mpo)

156 154
Hello darkness, my old friend.... That certainly gets your attention.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb)

Great song.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 11:06 PM (zFsEm)

157 99 I met Paul Simon once during his Graceland tour. Great show and nice guy. Always regretted that I didn't compliment him on working "gaberdine" into a lyric.
Posted by: mindful webworker - age of miracle and wonder

Nice What song is that in?

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 11:06 PM (lCppi)

158 Boobs!
Sorry, I’ve nothing else to contribute.
Posted by: Bulg

Obligatory:
Link?
Posted by: mindful webworker - age of 30035 at May 18, 2026 11:00 PM (cz4n2)


Heck yeah!
Its not like I can hit the links tomorrow without at least a picture because we don't have a beer girl on Tuesdays. Beer is sold by Jim. He had to get an OK from his PO to sell.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 11:06 PM (2WIwB)

159 Oo-bop-a-loo-cha-bah, you're mine
Say, Woo-bop-a-loo-cha-bah, you're mine
Hey schoolgirl in the second row
The teacher's lookin' over so I gotta whisper way down low
You say, woo-bop-a-loo-cha-bah, let's meet
After school at three...

Posted by: Tom And Jerry at May 18, 2026 11:07 PM (7d1L5)

160 Karen Carpenter is my patron saint of the 70s. What a gorgeous voice that woman had. She was the vocal version of Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Bulg


Obligatory link to isolated Karen Carpenter vocals: https://youtu.be/QvhE2Xes1h8

Posted by: Chuck C at May 18, 2026 11:07 PM (D0HYP)

161 Karen Carpenter’s voice was as sexy as any Hollywood starlet’s boobs.

I just have this thing about the female singing voice.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:07 PM (77rzZ)

162 >> Obligatory link to isolated Karen Carpenter

I was just about to go searching for those. Thanks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

163 I'm your boogie man, that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it early morning, late afternoon
Or at midnight, it's never too soon
To want to please you, to want to keep you
To want to do it all, all for you
I want to be your, be your rubber ball
I want to be the one, you love most of all, oh yeah

Lyrics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

164 I met Paul Simon once during his Graceland tour. Great show and nice guy. Always regretted that I didn't compliment him on working "gaberdine" into a lyric.
Posted by: mindful webworker - age of miracle and wonder

Nice What song is that in?
Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 11:06 PM (lCppi)

America

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 11:09 PM (nbLIj)

165 was in Egypt around 2003. It was a thing back then for the local impresario to drape a barely breathing cobra over the necks of tourists for a magical photo moment. I felt sorry for those sad wrung out cobras.
Posted by: Cicero (

So, we let the snake have this one? It was a German tourist anyway.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 18, 2026 11:09 PM (sl73Y)

166 Nice What song is that in?

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 11:06 PM (lCppi)

Sounds of Silence

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 11:09 PM (zFsEm)

167 134 Karen Carpenter is my patron saint of the 70s. What a gorgeous voice that woman had. She was the vocal version of Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Bulg


I went to a Carpenters concert in the seventies. If i remember correctly, Cubby from the Mouseketeers was their drummer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2026 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

168 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 11:11 PM (Kyh8Y)

169 Sorry, answered wrong question

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 11:11 PM (zFsEm)

170 Show me the lyricist who can write songs like muldoon writes limericks, and then I'll be impressed.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

171 149 Paul Simon did have some good lyrics, but I may have to place Gordon Lightfoot above him.

People may love or hate "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald," but I've always been struck by the line "Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"
Posted by: PabloD at May 18, 2026 11:02 PM (C30Iv)

Gordo has some very deep songs. "If You Could Read My Mind" is mysterious and heartbreaking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 18, 2026 11:12 PM (xcxpd)

172 129. I am not convinced that the number of people covering a writer means much. PP&M made Bob a lot of money. His work was covered by many folk artists. Even S&G covered him.

Not saying Bob wasn’t a great writer, just not as good as Paul.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2026 11:12 PM (w3u3d)

173 I agree about Dylan. It's telling that the best Dylan song - "Stuck In The Middle With You" - is in fact a parody of Dylan. The Nobel committee beclowned itself when it gave the prize for literature to that twerp.

The truth is, possibly excepting Lennon and McCartney, no songwriter of the rock era can hold a candle to the composers of the Great American Song Book: Irving Berlin, the Gershwin brothers, Cole Porter, et al.

Posted by: Nemo at May 18, 2026 11:12 PM (4RPgu)

174 Penny Marshall had some good stories about Carrie Fisher in her autobiography. One about tripping on LSD and trying to use the elevator in her building, laughing and falling on the floor while doing it.

Penny and Garry Marshall's Mom ran a dance school in the Bronx. She kept an ashtray full of sedatives, valium, etc. and threatened to take them all when the kids got out of hand. Penny grew up on the Grand Concourse in the same building as Neil Simon, Calvin Klein, and Ralph Lauren.

Posted by: Tales of NYC at May 18, 2026 11:12 PM (oftw2)

175 Since we are on AOSHQ, we must consider Paul Anka. Let's not get too wrapped up on quality, but quantity! Yikes! Dozens of songs for lots of singers. Probably his top number was My Way. Sinatra could sing.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 11:13 PM (Jr+re)

176 The Nobel committee beclowned itself when it gave the prize for literature to that twerp.
Posted by: Nemo


And he got the Presidential Medal of Freedom..... from Obama.

Both disqualifying to actual greatness.

Posted by: mikeski was a hipster before it was cool at May 18, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

177
Dammit, there was a site I remember that had several of her isolated vocals (well, the drums were on there too), but it appears they all got take down notices for copyright.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

178 Idaho Spudboy: All four Navy crew members are reported in "stable" condition, with "non-profit threatening" injuries.

non-profit??💲⁉️

I had been thinking those airmen will be a long time paying off those $67M (each) aircraft.

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of stability at May 18, 2026 11:13 PM (cz4n2)

179 The guy cussing after the sewage truck was hit by the train...wait til he opens his door. For once the cussing was very appropriate except the "holy" part.

If it had not occurred to him what that green liquid stuff was spewing around atomizing, well, it will be too late as the methane concoction will knock him flat. Probably into the spill where he will become one with it. [I could be wrong and the sewage is treated with something, which would also be gross and a biohazard]

I can't remember due to my recent cholera from the 1800's if the sewage driver lived.This might be one time when I'd not volunteer to be a nurse.

Nor would I be stupid enough to let a cobra near me much less wrap around my neck. Crazy German deserved it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 11:14 PM (WONhk)

180 Karen Carpenter’s voice was as sexy as any Hollywood starlet’s boobs.

I just have this thing about the female singing voice.
Posted by: Bulg

I actually did see the Carpenters way back in '74 or so. Karen was magnificent.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 11:15 PM (Kyh8Y)

181 Speaking of the Carpenters and Lyrics this is the most depressing set of lyrics ever imo. I'm surprised Richard Carpenter didn't commit suicide after he wrote it.

Say Goodbye to Love

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 11:15 PM (qrzX6)

182 Rotherham sexual abuse scandal from a little over ten years ago. 1400 young girls victimized by Pakistanis. It went on for years with officials looking the other way because they didn't want to be accused of racism.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Some of the cops were not just looking the other way; they participated. Lovely folks.🤢

And I think I recall reading the other day that it's still going on, if on a smaller scale.

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of stability at May 18, 2026 11:15 PM (cz4n2)

183 174 Penny Marshall had some good stories about Carrie Fisher in her autobiography. One about tripping on LSD and trying to use the elevator in her building, laughing and falling on the floor while doing it.

Penny and Garry Marshall's Mom ran a dance school in the Bronx. She kept an ashtray full of sedatives, valium, etc. and threatened to take them all when the kids got out of hand. Penny grew up on the Grand Concourse in the same building as Neil Simon, Calvin Klein, and Ralph Lauren.
Posted by: Tales of NYC at May 18, 2026 11:12 PM (oftw2)

Just when I think I can't dislike these people....they find a way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 18, 2026 11:16 PM (xcxpd)

184 Dammit, there was a site I remember that had several of her isolated vocals (well, the drums were on there too), but it appears they all got take down notices for copyright.
Posted by: publius


youtube search "carpenters acapella"

Posted by: Chuck C at May 18, 2026 11:16 PM (D0HYP)

185 Always regretted that I didn't compliment him on working "gaberdine" into a lyric.
Posted by: mindful webworker - age of miracle and wonder

I'm impressed that someone worked "eiderdown" into a song.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 11:17 PM (W5mpo)

186

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Harlem sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:17 PM (Cqx++)

187 I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison
So I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a dag-gone train!

They don't write 'em like that any more.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 11:18 PM (wVcYX)

188 >>Not saying Bob wasn’t a great writer, just not as good as Paul.

And yet Paul Simon covered Dylan. Never the other way around.

Yes, artists from Guns and Roses to Richie Havens to George Thorogood to Jimi Hendrix and literally hundreds more covering your songs means something. It's means your songs were covered by more musicians and more diverse musicians than any other writer including Paul Simon means you are a very, very good song writer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:19 PM (viF8m)

189 "Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"
Posted by: PabloD at May 18, 2026 11:02 PM (C30Iv)
******************************
Agree. An incredibly sad ballad of a real shipwreak. I like to listen to it in November.

Lightfoot was a great songwriter. I can't stand little Dylan and never have. Maybe 2 songs I like. Fight me.

I'd like to see the Great Lakes at some point but don't want to deal with the muzzlims of MN or MI at this time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk)

190 Bulg, I agree with you her voice was among the best ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:20 PM (RIvkX)

191 Carpenter didn't even want to sing. She just wanted to bang on the drums

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:20 PM (gKWVE)

192 “Goodbye to Love” is a great song, Karen’s gorgeous voice, and that electric guitar solo. Damn:

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:20 PM (77rzZ)

193 Way down below the ocean is where I wanna be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

194 I'd like to see the Great Lakes at some point but don't want to deal with the muzzlims of MN or MI at this time.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk)

I just flew to Detroit and drove up to the UP. Didn't see a lot of Muslims but I also didn't get out of the car until I was up north. Except to hit Costco.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 18, 2026 11:21 PM (xcxpd)

195 Lots of great lyrics in 70's music. One of my favorites from David Gates..

If a picture paints a thousand words
then why can't I paint you
The words will never show
the you I've come to know

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 11:22 PM (nbLIj)

196 186

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Harlem sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:17 PM (Cqx++)

Puttin' on the Ritz was the theme song of a dart team I was once on. Odd assortment of team members

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 11:22 PM (zFsEm)

197 It's been over a year since we've had a Pat Condell video.

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of convenience at May 18, 2026 10:37 PM (cz4n2)
-

I'm surprised he never abandoned Britain by this time.

And, yes, Paul Simon any day over Dylan. Why is that even questioned?!

6:20AM here in northern Israel vacation home. Distant artillery booms and jets in the sky. Rise and shine!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 11:23 PM (ebJJx)

198 The Growler loss is going to have some serious impacts on careers. Or at least it should.

Growler #2's pilot lost track of his lead and yet he still continued on his path.

GIB in Growler #1 was not doing the Linda Blair and watching for #2.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)

199 Paul McCartney has written 32 #1 hits.…
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


You have to have a separate count of before and after he died in that car crash.

More proof he's a naive idiot:
Paul McCartney Hopes ‘Hey Jude‘ Can Unite Republicans and Democrats
https://bit.ly/hey-duude

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of repetitive choruses at May 18, 2026 11:23 PM (cz4n2)

200 190 SanF., her voice was angelic, IMHO.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:24 PM (77rzZ)

201 An AI clip TRex should skip... Jurassic Pork

https://youtube.com/shorts/hfIfu1_fAoI

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 11:25 PM (qx7Zg)

202 Berserker, did you catch the Jersey song above? Looking for your viewpoint here!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:56 PM (Jr+re)

I guess it depends on where you are in jersey. North east is different from north west and is different from central, and is different from south. Kinda like a mini united states. Certain areas have an influx of people from Staten island and brooklyn, and from central jersey you could be as little as 10 minutes from Staten island, and since the bars were open later over there it was a big thing to head to staten island after the bar closed here. You have a lot of cross pollination in that area. Also a lot of staten islanders ended up in Marlboro. When I was doing kitchens in that area in the 80s it was amazing how many were from staten island. Some of the car shows I go to now have groups of dudes that slowly moved here from there. I know of at least 6 dudes in the last few years who moved here. You would definitely hear gabagool in these areas. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 11:25 PM (snZF9)

203 Goodbye to Love” is a great song, Karen’s gorgeous voice, and that electric guitar solo. Damn:
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:20 PM (77r

How did I know you would think it was great.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 11:25 PM (qrzX6)

204 Mickey Newbury wrote some good songs. Some a bit depressing though

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 11:25 PM (zFsEm)

205 I'd like to see the Great Lakes at some point but don't want to deal with the muzzlims of MN or MI at this time.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk)

Another option:
The ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 11:26 PM (5rh/l)

206 "gaberdine" into a lyric

Nice What song is that in?
Posted by: LASue

America
Posted by: Joe Kidd


Joe Kidd Johnson is right.

Needs the link, though.
https://youtu.be/Eo2ZsAOlvEM

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of mrs wagner's pies at May 18, 2026 11:27 PM (cz4n2)

207
Paul McCartney Hopes ‘Hey Jude‘ Can Unite Republicans and Democrats
https://bit.ly/hey-duude


Kula Shaker - Hey Dude

https://youtu.be/KDHd-vxcMDo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:27 PM (Cqx++)

208 I just have this thing about the female singing voice.
Posted by: Bulg


Likewise. There are several female singers who could sing the Minneapolis phone book, and I'd ask for St. Paul's as the encore.

Not even the "big names," usually. Mary Fahl from October Project. Joanne Hogg from Iona. Margaux Sauvé from Ghostly Kisses. Sharon den Adel from Within Temptation.

There are male vocalists that I like, but none that I find..... what's a good word..... enrapturing?

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)

209 Always regretted that I didn't compliment him on working "gaberdine" into a lyric.
Posted by: mindful webworker - age of miracle and wonder

I'm impressed that someone worked "eiderdown" into a song.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 11:17 PM (W5mpo)

Pfft. Try "et cetera."

Posted by: Howard Kaylan at May 18, 2026 11:29 PM (1Ff7Z)

210 It has been over two decades (gulp) since I stood by the Yukon River.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 11:29 PM (T6aVk)

211 Likewise. There are several female singers who could sing the Minneapolis phone book, and I'd ask for St. Paul's as the encore.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)

Floor Jansen being a perfect example.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9)

212 Johnette Napolitano. Amazing voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:30 PM (viF8m)

213 I'd like to see the Great Lakes at some point but don't want to deal with the muzzlims of MN or MI at this time.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

On the Michigan side just avoid Detroit (Dearborn specifically).
I went to Dearborn a couple years ago to see the Henry Ford Museum. I guess I got lucky and missed the calls to pray or. And did nothing in Dearborn proper except the museum.

Wifey wants to go back to the UP for some reason....

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 18, 2026 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)

214 Found on YouTube the Armand Assante version of The Odyssey. So far pretty nice.

And no Helen of Kenya to be seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)

215 Pat Condell

I'm surprised he never abandoned Britain by this time.
Posted by: Biden's Dog


MiladyJo said she'd be surprised if he wasn't in jail there by now.

Noticed that quote above was from May 4, so I guess he's still going.

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of acerbic opinions at May 18, 2026 11:31 PM (cz4n2)

216 Found on YouTube the Armand Assante version of The Odyssey. So far pretty nice.

And no Helen of Kenya to be seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)

That was a good one. He wrecked those dudes at the end big time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)

217
The true magic of her voice was in the lower registers, what she called her basement voice. She said the money's in the basement.

I remember reading something a good while back about that. She couldn't really belt it out in her lower registers, so they had to use a close mike, which can be tricky.

Her higher registers were good too, but the magic was in the basement. She would contrast them sometimes, and that could really show off the basement magic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

218 Karen Carpenter’s voice = Sydney Sweeney’s boobs

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:33 PM (77rzZ)

219 I having a hard time deciding who I dislike more Bono or Springsteen. I guess Springsteen, because Bono is a filthy Irishman.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 11:33 PM (D1E+2)

220 It's necessary for the revolution to eat its own. Communists never intend to liberate anyone. Just to take over power structures for themselves and use them toward a different end.

Once the revolutionaries seize power, a cadre will necessarily rise to the top. Once it does, they *must* murder all their erstwhile comrades. Those people have proven two things: they are natural dissenters, and they know how to fight against an entrenched power structure. They must go.

The people who replace them will be unblooded, and terrified from day one. So the tidal wave of blood can recede - but it will continually wash back in from time to time, to keep the youngsters from getting fresh with anyone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 11:33 PM (BI5O2)

221 Yes, artists from Guns and Roses to Richie Havens to George Thorogood to Jimi Hendrix and literally hundreds more covering your songs means something. It's means your songs were covered by more musicians and more diverse musicians than any other writer including Paul Simon means you are a very, very good song writer.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:19 PM (viF8m)

Influence is a measure of greatness, yes. Advantage Dylan. On the other hand, I'll turn off the radio at the opening notes of certain Dylan songs. I can't think of a single Paul Simon tune that draws that kind of reaction...Slip Sliding Away? Depends on my mood...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 11:34 PM (nbLIj)

222 I actually did see the Carpenters way back in '74 or so. Karen was magnificent.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 11:15 PM (Kyh8Y)

***********************************
Someone broke her heart forever.Have read her brief marriage did it & reinforced her bad self esteem as he'd say bad stuff to her. This turd was a cheater & did not tell her he'd had a vasectomy.

No one broke my heart except by dying,which was not his fault. It was very brief & I was very young, age 20yrs.

Taking a year off with not many dates (not unusual) and focusing on school helped.

I met the husband of my youth exactly a year later. Who would tick me off now and then the first year, but I was only sad and weepy one day (it's all I can stand of myself). Then irritated at break ups.

Eating disorders are hard to beat. As a charge RN I was rounding and opened the door to a 15yr old skeleton in her bed as the psych ward was full.She took my breath away.

She & her mother had decided to diet & she never stopped, no matter the psych consults, etc. A night or two later she bit through her feeding tubing & later had a respiratory arrest. Then sent to a state mental hospital. I heard she lived but don't know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 11:34 PM (WONhk)

223 While you may not like Bob Dylan…

Yeah, I don’t agree with Dylan as the best poet or Simon as the best bard, but it does seem to be a nons-sequiter to say that Dylan isn’t one because Simon is the other.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 11:34 PM (EXyHK)

224
I went to Dearborn a couple years ago to see the Henry Ford Museum.

I went to that with my parents. Greenfield Village too.
That was sixty years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:34 PM (Cqx++)

225 Idaho Spudboy: All four Navy crew members are reported in "stable" condition, with "non-profit threatening" injuries.

Autocucumber strikes again!

Non-life threatening injuries.

I am filled with shame.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 18, 2026 11:35 PM (N9LdK)

226 Favorite period song that always catches my attention is Caroline,No by the Beach Boys. A perfect description of a guy coming back from.Vietnam and his girl has completely changed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB)

227 Super clear view of the moon and Venus from the city tonight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:35 PM (RIvkX)

228 Found on YouTube the Armand Assante version of The Odyssey. So far pretty nice.

And no Helen of Kenya to be seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)

It wasn't 'bad' per se. It emphasized the traditional point, that the journey was a curse for Hubris after the victory at Troy.

IIRC, this came out shortly after Judge Dredd and after him being in Jack the Ripper (with Michael Caine and Jane Seymour.) It was like you could not escape the fucker (Assante.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:36 PM (bss/y)

229 102 93 Gloria is a good representative of the Christian themes that were prevalent in the first few U2 albums.

---------

Van Morrison's version was best.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 10:42 PM (6C3mT)

I lost interest in U2 30 years ago. Still love The Joshua Tree though. Gloria was the first song I heard by them. I instantly caught on.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 11:36 PM (T6aVk)

230 I having a hard time deciding who I dislike more Bono or Springsteen. I guess Springsteen, because Bono is a filthy Irishman.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 11:33 PM (D1E+2)

Its really hard to decide when you got a group that achieved max douchebag. You end up splitting hairs because they are all max level assholes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)

231 219 I having a hard time deciding who I dislike more Bono or Springsteen. I guess Springsteen, because Bono is a filthy Irishman.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 11:33 PM (D1E+2)

Springsteen is a posing little commie bitch.

Bono is just a useless wanker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:37 PM (bss/y)

232 Its really hard to decide when you got a group that achieved max douchebag

Yo.

Posted by: the Eagles at May 18, 2026 11:38 PM (gKWVE)

233 Floor Jansen being a perfect example.
Posted by: Berserker


Yup. Her too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

234 From the early albums, I had some respect for Dylan's lyrics, but didn't care much for his pseudo Woody Guthrie vocal style. So, I didn't follow him much.

So, I was quite surprised when we got the album Blood on the Tracks. Tight and listenable.
https://youtu.be/8NfDUn4Cy4I?
list=PLs-kSlFHGBGUd0d_513ta7EwBMBKgG_Hs

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of LP nostalgia at May 18, 2026 11:39 PM (cz4n2)

235 >>Influence is a measure of greatness, yes. Advantage Dylan. On the other hand, I'll turn off the radio at the opening notes of certain Dylan songs. I can't think of a single Paul Simon tune that draws that kind of reaction...Slip Sliding Away? Depends on my mood...

Diamonds on the soles or whatever that garbage was.

Eh, music like all art is subjective. And I get not liking Dylan cause of some of his politics despite the fact he became a Christian singer later in life but pretending he wasn't an amazingly gifted songwriter is kind of silly. To this day their are people who shun him because he went electric at the Newport Folk Festival and brought all that music, including Simon, to a new audience.

Lots of people still think Hendrix wrote All Along the Watchtower.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:40 PM (viF8m)

236 Evening, CBD, and ONT Horde! Having a great tour, driving the convertible, top down, along the small roads that make up the remains of Route 66. We did about 95 miles or so on I-40, because old 66 has gone away, but a lot more on the two-lane.

In Holbrook, AZ, tonight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 11:44 PM (zOYA2)

237 Kirk Douglas was Ulysses in 1954

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:45 PM (Cqx++)

238 Safe travels AOP

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:45 PM (RIvkX)

239 Shoot em up at Muslim center in socal?
Moose out front shoulda told you.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Kt19C)

Perps muzzie, too? Saw a news clip on it on the bar TV screen in Gallup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 11:46 PM (zOYA2)

240 >> Super clear view of the moon and Venus from the city tonight.

It was beautiful. Let's see, it's just 8:46 PDT, so you're in the middle of the show still.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 11:47 PM (w6EFb)

241 >>>People may love or hate "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald," but I've always been struck by the line "Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"
******
I retired in 2015 after 42 years as a merchant marine engineer. Lightfoot wrote that line right after I started sailing and it's been an earworm ever since. Anyone at sea in a hurricane or a noreaster would know the feeling along with his other line about the wind in the wires.

Posted by: Cosda at May 18, 2026 11:47 PM (qLTh4)

242 In Holbrook, AZ, tonight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 11:44 PM (zOYA2)

Butterfield Steakhouse. Go there. Go there now...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 11:47 PM (nbLIj)

243 241 >>>People may love or hate "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald," but I've always been struck by the line "Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"

I made it a point to play it in my humble abode this past November 10, in the evening.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 11:49 PM (T6aVk)

244 Goodnight, All:

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:49 PM (77rzZ)

245 This is cute. SFW. SFTRex.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6e5Qk2aFR24

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 11:51 PM (qx7Zg)

246 228 Found on YouTube the Armand Assante version of The Odyssey. So far pretty nice.

And no Helen of Kenya to be seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)

1997.

My friends taped it on ancient device called a "videocassette". We saw it on a VCR on a night when we were all off from work, and we were all nerds who were all quite familiar with The Odyssey. All of us gave it a thumbs up. Good times.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 11:52 PM (T6aVk)

247 Maybe there's a level "safety" switch that flaked out?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2026 10:25 PM (Ra+Eb)

Good call, Helena. Washers have very sensitive air pressure switch, attached to a hose that runs to the bottom of the outer drum. As water rises in the drum, trapped air in the tube is compressed, and trips the switch to shut off the fill solenoids. That's how the fill level is set. If that hose is compromised, washer may overfill, or not fill at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 11:52 PM (zOYA2)

248 >>Anyone at sea in a hurricane or a noreaster would know the feeling along with his other line about the wind in the wires.

Somethings can't be accurately described. They have to be experienced.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:53 PM (viF8m)

249 One Trick Pony

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDylgpGHcic

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 11:53 PM (Mb4p6)

250 Springsteen is a posing little commie bitch.

Bono is just a useless wanker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:37 PM (bss/y)

If you look in a dictionary for the term "champagne socialist" you will find Bruce Springsteen's picture.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 11:55 PM (T6aVk)

251 German Tourist Killed by Cobra Bite at Egypt Hotel Snake Show

**********

The Cobra's Lament - a limerick

That's the third European tourist I've bit
And I think that it's time that I quit
The French dude smacked of garlique
And the British fellow? Bubbles and squeak
But the German guy tasted like shit

Posted by: muldoon at May 18, 2026 11:56 PM (qgHp7)

252 The Cobra's Lament - a limerick

That's the third European tourist I've bit
And I think that it's time that I quit
The French dude smacked of garlique
And the British fellow? Bubbles and squeak
But the German guy tasted like shit
Posted by: muldoon at May 18, 2026 11:56 PM (qgHp7)

At least the cobra did not bite Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 11:57 PM (T6aVk)

253 Dylan was involved politically early on. He sang a tune or two at the Lincoln Memorial during the ‘63 march. Also at the McGee farm along with other folkies and lefties.

Now there is a theory, not that I hold to this, that somehow some sort of deal was struck. Bob agreed to tone down his political activism n exchange for not getting drafted. He was the prime age for this. The “proof” of this, adherents claim, is that Bob explained all this, albeit obliquely. Remember the famous Folkie civil rights protest gathering down south, on the McGee farm?

Well - I ain’t gonna work on Magee’s Farm no more. They hand you a nickle, they hand you a dime, and then they ask you if you’re having a good time…

He did pretty much stay mum after that, to the chagrin of everyone who claimed he was “the voice of a generation” and the rest of it. What is wrong with you?! He has always famously done his best to avoid getting pigeonholed, or let others try to define him or control him. Can’t argue with that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 12:02 AM (wQlVI)

254 At least the cobra did not bite Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Cow Demon


Before recent events, that would have been unpossible. No cobra is that fast.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 12:02 AM (VHUov)

255 Diamonds on the soles or whatever that garbage was.

Eh, music like all art is subjective. And I get not liking Dylan cause of some of his politics despite the fact he became a Christian singer later in life but pretending he wasn't an amazingly gifted songwriter is kind of silly. To this day their are people who shun him because he went electric at the Newport Folk Festival and brought all that music, including Simon, to a new audience.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:40 PM (viF8m)

She makes the sign of the teaspoon
He makes the sign of the wave
The poor boy changes clothes and puts on after shave
To compensate for his ordinary shoes

I dunno, I like it. Got the LP around here semewhere.

Interesting to think that Dylan embraced the electric guitar, whereas Simon and Garfunkel were not happy when the record company released The Sounds of Silence with producer Tom Wilson's overdub of electric and bass guitars..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 12:03 AM (nbLIj)

256 I've been told and I don't know but it was said that Iran has moved all its remaining jets to Pakistan.
While at the same time Pakistan has move 8,000 troops and several of its jet fighters to Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:03 AM (Mb4p6)

257 “champagne socialist"

Cadillac Communists
Lexus Liberals
Suburu Socialists

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 12:05 AM (wQlVI)

258 Carpenter didn't even want to sing. She just wanted to bang on the drums
Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:20 PM (gKWVE)

Wouldn't that be really uncomfortable?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:05 AM (zOYA2)

259 At least the cobra did not bite Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Before recent events, that would have been unpossible. No cobra is that fast.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 12:02 AM (VHUov)

He said that he was bitten by one. After five days of intense agony, the cobra died.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 12:06 AM (qx7Zg)

260 >>>From the early albums, I had some respect for Dylan's lyrics, but didn't care much for his pseudo Woody Guthrie vocal style

>Dylan wrote some pretty good poetry. But as a folk singer and performer, he sucked. I had a buddy that listened to that shit all of the time and I told him to lay off of the marijuana.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:07 AM (D1E+2)

261 Don't think any listing of great songwriters would be complete without the late, great Steve Goodman. Got to enjoy his shows many times in Chicago, and even ran into him out in public a few times. A fine man, gone too soon and much missed.

https://youtu.be/uJLOaBUCEgs

https://youtu.be/z_NGFiQT1r0

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of folk at May 19, 2026 12:07 AM (cz4n2)

262 Paul Simon and Bob Dylan can BOW DOWN.

Posted by: Professor Neil E. Peart, world renowned Canadian poet and percussionist (1952-2020) at May 19, 2026 12:09 AM (T6aVk)

263 Butterfield Steakhouse. Go there. Go there now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 11:47 PM (nbLIj)

Drove by it. Took note, already eaten.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:11 AM (zOYA2)

264 He said that he was bitten by one. After five days of intense agony, the cobra died.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 12:06 AM (qx7Zg)

That's the word on the street.

Death is having a near Chuck Norris experience.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 12:11 AM (T6aVk)

265
So some Shiites shot up some Sunnis in San Diego today? I happened to be on the road at the time and didn't find out for a while.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 12:11 AM (n7rxJ)

266 >>I dunno, I like it. Got the LP around here semewhere.


I love the lyrics of I Shall Be Released and Positively 4th Street among other Dylan songs. Some people, like our own Muldoon, can spin words in ways I can't and it's a true gift. I'd probably not want to spend a lot of time hanging with Zimmerman but the man could write songs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 12:12 AM (viF8m)

267 Favorite male rock voices of my youth in no order. I'm very fond of males I have to write without a list as "spam":

Ronnie Van Zant, anytime, all the time. LOVE;Lou Gramm...love;Steve Walsh...Kansas always at our keggers.Eric Clapton in every band;Steve Winwood...Higher Love always to dance
Steve Perry (fight me);Bobby Kimball...Toto
Eric Bloom...Blue Oyster Cult;Gary Moore...Still Got the Blues;Phil Collins;Gerry Rafferty
Dan Fogelberg (oh, man, too soon)Kenny Loggins
Brad Paisleyne song can still bring tears: When I get where I am going, right after my Daddy died)
Marty Balin: Miracles...whoa..and the saxophone
Marc Cohn: Walking in Memphis

Women singers:
Anne Wilson;Linda Ronstadt;Karen Carpenter

Alison Krauss with Union Station remains my all time favorite and we saw them last summer. Her voice is amazing, effortless, angelic. Give her a listen if you've never heard her. Same voice for over 25yrs.LOVE

I did go through a brief Adele phase with 21 and like some of her songs like Set Fire to the Rain, which I sing to.





Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk)

268 Suburu Socialists
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 12:05 AM (wQlVI)

Subaru is out of the car business.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 12:12 AM (T6aVk)

269 So some Shiites shot up some Sunnis in San Diego today? I happened to be on the road at the time and didn't find out for a while.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 12:11 AM (n7rxJ)

Is that what happened? Or just our speculation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:13 AM (bss/y)

270 Dylan was in the traveling wilbury's. that alone counters all of your hate............

Any of you ever herd the metal version of "tangled up in blue"?

No?

I have and this alone makes my life more complete than yours. I will die sooner than you but I have great toys

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 19, 2026 12:14 AM (jrgJz)

271 256 I've been told and I don't know but it was said that Iran has moved all its remaining jets to Pakistan.
While at the same time Pakistan has move 8,000 troops and several of its jet fighters to Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:03 AM (Mb4p6)


What does this mean? Other than the Paki's helping? Blow them up as well.

I would THINK we are watching with satellites. Right?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 12:15 AM (WONhk)

272 Is that what happened? Or just our speculation?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:13 AM (bss/y)



It's always Sunni in San Diego.

Great conjunction of Venus and the Moon tonight. Beautiful clear sky here in Holbrook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:17 AM (zOYA2)

273 Subaru is out of the car business.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 12:12 AM (T6aVk)

They do seem to be doing JUST Crossovers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y)

274 I love the lyrics of I Shall Be Released and Positively 4th Street among other Dylan songs. Some people, like our own Muldoon, can spin words in ways I can't and it's a true gift. I'd probably not want to spend a lot of time hanging with Zimmerman but the man could write songs.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 12:12 AM (viF8m)

Here's a Dylan tune on my Spotify playlist that gets cranked to 11 whenever it comes on..

https://youtu.be/agdoeRpTfHg

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 12:19 AM (nbLIj)

275 So some Shiites shot up some Sunnis in San Diego today? I happened to be on the road at the time and didn't find out for a while.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 12:11 AM (n7rxJ)


Maybe, but the "shiites" were 17 & 16 and had Spanish type names

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

276 Maybe, but the "shiites" were 17 & 16 and had Spanish type names
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

Hmmm. Narrative jangling.

'White Hispanics'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:20 AM (bss/y)

277 Since he got mentioned above, Robert Hunter wrote some great songs.

Goodnight.

https://tinyurl.com/2sv5xn9j

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 12:21 AM (viF8m)

278 Thanks for the ONT.

I love Gary Larson as his two huge first volumes kept me sane in October til election day 2016.I'd read them at night.

I still laugh loudly at some of them and he reminds me of my late brother. I used to get thick letters when we were in college from bro with cartoons in the margins. I still have a hilarious one I kept. I miss him. He would have loved mocking Biden. A natural Moron of elite status.

Had not seen the cartoon above of the unfortunate Brit bug-eyed soldier. heh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 12:25 AM (WONhk)

279
They do seem to be doing JUST Crossovers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y)

Subaru doesn't make cars anymore. They are a nonprofit organization that supports animal shelters and the National Park Foundation among others.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 12:25 AM (T6aVk)

280 Drove by it. Took note, already eaten.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:11 AM (zOYA2)

The 8 oz boneless NY strip. I was skeptical at first. Then I regretted not ordering two...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 12:25 AM (nbLIj)

281 Maybe, but the "shiites" were 17 & 16 and had Spanish type names
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

MS-13, or one of their competitors?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:26 AM (zOYA2)

282 >>>Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

>Pretty eclectic list. I like it. I listen to everything except pop.

Classical on weekends with morning coffee, country when I want to get riled up. Of course rock and roll is always on the play list. No pop. That's the rule. I hate pop.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:26 AM (D1E+2)

283 If they were illegals, well, that will be interesting before it is memory holed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:27 AM (bss/y)

284 The 8 oz boneless NY strip. I was skeptical at first. Then I regretted not ordering two...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 12:25 AM (nbLIj)

Was planning to stay at the nearby WigWam motel, but they had no vacancies. Would have eaten there, otherwise. Drove back uptown, got room at Super 8, and ate at diner next door, because tired of driving.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:29 AM (zOYA2)

285 Howdy, horde. Anybody still here?

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)

286 I hate pop.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:26 AM (D1E+2)
************
I do as well. Also dislike a lot of heavy metal or whatever is going on now (sorry, disco).

My musician husband (hobby but natural guitarist and pianist and very good) gets irritated by some of the stuff I like.

He's introduced me to a lot of blues stuff and really knows rock music from our time (Civil War era or the mid '70's). I'll ask him about a song we hear and he knows it within seconds.

I forgot The Guess Who. He and I agree on them and most including a great band I also forgot: Bad Company.

I hate The Who with a passion. Don't know why but he knows, oh, he knows and doesn't play this in the car.

He claims Winwood went through a pop type phase with Higher Love and I don't care and play it super loud sometimes anyway. I should have tested this song when I was sick last week to see if I'd rise out of my death bed to dance to it. Otherwise he likes Winwood.

We don't argue much about anything, but he does have his comments if I am listening to something he thinks is "bubble gum."

He also knows I ignore him so it works out for knowing each other almost 49yrs and still being best friends.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 12:39 AM (WONhk)

287 Yo!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 12:39 AM (2WIwB)

288 Thanks for hosting the Monday ONT, CBD! Never know when/if on Mondays anymore, LOL.

Taking a break from making a batch of jalapeno poppers-- neighbors are hosting a party tomorrow & asked if I'd bring some. (It's my go-to cook-out side dish)

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)

289 Was planning to stay at the nearby WigWam motel, but they had no vacancies. Would have eaten there, otherwise. Drove back uptown, got room at Super 8, and ate at diner next door, because tired of driving.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:29 AM (zOYA2)

I get it. Little and I came back from touring the Painted Desert (or was it Meteor Crater?) and were driving a bit of Rt 66 when we found Butterfield's. He was jonesing for ribs and I hadn't had a steak in over three days (I KNOW!). Anyway, both entrees were superb. To the waitress I speculated that my steak probably didn't have to wander too far to get to my plate. She confirmed that it was very local. Only reason why I didn't get one for desert was we still had an hour's drive to our campsite. Yeah, lotta driving...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 12:41 AM (nbLIj)

290 152 Karen Carpenter is my patron saint of the 70s. What a gorgeous voice that woman had. She was the vocal version of Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

Yep, but she certainly wasn't the boob version.

Weirdest thing about her is that she was generally considered to be an excellent drummer. Not very evident in the Carpenters work as they really didn't do rock much even by 70s middle of the road standards

Posted by: Hollywood at May 19, 2026 12:47 AM (3/XaG)

291 Oops forgot sock from yesterday

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 19, 2026 12:48 AM (3/XaG)

292 I get it. Little and I came back from touring the Painted Desert (or was it Meteor Crater?) and were driving a bit of Rt 66 when we found Butterfield's. He was jonesing for ribs and I hadn't had a steak in over three days (I KNOW!). Anyway, both entrees were superb. To the waitress I speculated that my steak probably didn't have to wander too far to get to my plate. She confirmed that it was very local. Only reason why I didn't get one for desert was we still had an hour's drive to our campsite. Yeah, lotta driving...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 12:41 AM (nbLIj)

Well, we plan to visit "the corner" in Winslow, and then on to Meteor Crater, and I figure we can make Kingman by evening no problem. Not sure if we will spend much time in or around Flagstaff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 12:50 AM (zOYA2)

293 I'm modifying my recipe, after finding the chopped Hatch Valley Chiles at Costco. Expecting greatness-- that stuff tastes soooo goood!

No mild palates will be attending this time, so we can all enjoy the *heat*

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)

294 Rolling Stone (or somebody like that) included Karen as in the top ten drummers of all time, leading to much hilarity ensuing. That’s how the notion got started.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 12:53 AM (wQlVI)

295 Thought to drop one of my own humblish dittys here as I leave the stage for the night. I have some better ones, but I like this because it's a bit of a recognizable tie-in with AoSHQ.

Threads
https://bit.ly/mw-threads

G'nite, y'all. Keep on rockin'.

Posted by: mindful webworker - age of blog at May 19, 2026 12:54 AM (cz4n2)

296 Never heard that one. Rolling Stone were a bunch of jerks, though, so I can see that lol

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 19, 2026 12:58 AM (3/XaG)

297 In Holbrook, AZ, tonight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 11:44 PM (zOYA2)

Spent two days there back in 92 with a bad fuel pump. If I remember correctly it's two motels, two auto parts stores and 6300 petrified rock stores.

Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:01 AM (594J6)

298 Spent two days there back in 92 with a bad fuel pump. If I remember correctly it's two motels, two auto parts stores and 6300 petrified rock stores.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:01 AM (594J6)

Concur with the petrified wood stores. But there are at least 20 motels now.

I cannot keep my eyes open any longer. Going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 01:07 AM (zOYA2)

299 IT WILL BE REMINDED THAT ALL AOS PARTICIPANTS WILL BE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN GOOD ATTENDANCE ESPECIALLY DURING AND INCLUDING OVERNIGHT HOURS.

PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT.

Posted by: AOS PARTICIPATION MONITOR #42 at May 19, 2026 01:10 AM (wQlVI)

300 300

Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 01:16 AM (G+2/5)

301 > 131 Robert Hunter was the best lyricist of the second half of the 20th century.

Hoyt Axton.

I just posted that because he was an Okie!
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2026 10:55 PM (Jr+re)


Shel Silverstein.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 01:16 AM (IG3/x)

302 Guys and dolls
Guns and molls
Ginger and spice
And all that's nice
Of mice and men
Far from now and then
Yearn to be free
Go climb that tree


fin

Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 01:21 AM (G+2/5)

303 AOP, I have watched this video of this guy doing body work on his car 4 or 5 times. Other than the concrete looks a bit to dry his technique appears flawless.

What do you think?

https://tinyurl.com/ms9sf3bd

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 19, 2026 01:23 AM (glnUu)

304 I think Dylan lost his taste for leftism (to the extent he ever had one beyond the default settings of musicians of the time) after his relationship with Red Diaper Baby Suze Rotolo came to a monumentally bad end.

My theory is that he figure out they were trying to get him to write commie propaganda with vagina as an inducement.

And say what else you might want to say about Dylan (and yeah, Hurricane sucked ass... that whole period sucked ass), he's made Oppositional Defiant Disorder into an art form more successfully than anyone I can think of, with the possible exception of John "Johnny Rotten" Lydon.

Lydon is still pissing off the orthodox to this day, most recently by coming out as a Trump guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 01:23 AM (IG3/x)

305 "Spent two days there back in 92 with a bad fuel pump. It's always a dame with a bad fuel pump. But she paid well and I had a big problem. Two big problems, but one paid well."

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 19, 2026 01:50 AM (W5mpo)

306 I've been salty and pissy lately. I hate the filthy commies and what they've done to our country. People still want to be kind and nice. Fuck that.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:03 AM (aGrif)

307 JQ, did you make any extra poppers? They sound delish.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 02:03 AM (0nHVk)

308 Dang. These peppers are so puny! Made the normal batch of cheese filling... stuffed the usual 4 dozen... and have about *one third* of filling leftover. SMH.

Oh, well. I'll just have to buy more peppers, and make another batch for freezing.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)

309 >Country songs are all about the lyrics.


Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 02:06 AM (sAmhv)

310 Hi, Debby!

Hi, Mary!

*shoves poppers into USB port*

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

311 JQ, I hope you are doing well.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:07 AM (aGrif)

312
It is going to be a long summer with all the crazies out there.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:09 AM (3ek7K)

313 Doin' ok Mary. Thanks. Life is rough, but I'm muddling along.

Hope you can find some inner peace.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)

314 Dang. These peppers are so puny! Made the normal batch of cheese filling... stuffed the usual 4 dozen... and have about *one third* of filling leftover. SMH.

Oh, well. I'll just have to buy more peppers, and make another batch for freezing.
Posted by: JQ


Your comment is late! First World Problems and Food are on Sundays.

Posted by: or maybe it's early? at May 19, 2026 02:12 AM (VHUov)

315 An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side
Posted by: Puddleglum

Hahaha, late BF liked that song. (I wondered a bit about myself after finding out...)

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

316 Hope you can find some inner peace.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)

Me too. It's not good to always want to punch stupid people in the nuts. I know that. But when they deserve it, I can't complain.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:14 AM (aGrif)

317
I hope those guys who attacked the muzzie place havent set off muzzie retailation.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:17 AM (3ek7K)

318 Well nuts. I haven't been paying attention to the NHL playoffs. Noticed a game 7 tonight. Buffalo lost. I was hoping they'd make it. Bummer. Since Pittsburgh got dumped in the first round, I've been pulling for Buffalo. Oh well. GO FORMER HARTFORD WHALERS!!! (miss those uniforms)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 02:18 AM (sAmhv)

319
I wouldn't class her in the top tier of drummers, but Karen C was definitely an excellent skin beater...

Drummer, you degenerates.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 02:18 AM (WESgR)

320 Mary, I've had to limit my time here due to rage and frustration. Need to spend more time being productive anyway.

Doc said my blood pressure is great-- don't want to foul that up!

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

321 I hope those guys who attacked the muzzie place havent set off muzzie retailation.

Posted by: four season


Maybe the attackers were retaliating for the Pulse Nightclub?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 02:21 AM (/lPRQ)

322 > 317
I hope those guys who attacked the muzzie place havent set off muzzie retailation.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:17 AM (3ek7K)

From what I'm seeing it was a tranny and a Hispanic.

But sure, right-wing straight white male supremacists.

Obviously.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 02:22 AM (IG3/x)

323
Of course

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:23 AM (3ek7K)

324 Sincere hugs to you, JQ. I'm not a huggy, touchy person. But I wish you and your hubby well. Take care of you, is what I figure.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:23 AM (aGrif)

325 Thanks again, Mary. Doing the best I can...

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

326 Scary, I know just how you feel, some days it just feels too crazy around here. In my state I fear that there are many more deranged leftists than normal people.

JQ, I hope that you have fun with the neighbors tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 02:28 AM (0nHVk)

327
We finally got snow. 6 inches. Hopefully it helps with the drought.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:29 AM (3ek7K)

328 Debby, I can't imagine how much it sucks to be in a blue hellhole.. I thank God every day that I'm in a red area of a red state!

Tomorrow is our primary, so need to vote sometime between lunch with hubby & party with neighbors. Got my list made up!

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

329 Yay for the snow, fourseasons!

It will definitely help, though probably not enough to lift water restriction

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)

330 Little more than a,hour to go

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 02:35 AM (Ia/+0)

331
JQ,

It was strange seeing snow in May.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:35 AM (3ek7K)

332 Debby, I live in Red county, TX but feel the frustration. The leftards here are marginalized, thankfully. But dear Lord. They are crazy. I don't know how you dear people manage in the Blue States.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:35 AM (aGrif)

333 Paul Simon did have some good lyrics, but I may have to place Gordon Lightfoot above him.

People may love or hate "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald," but I've always been struck by the line "Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"
Posted by: PabloD at May 18, 2026 11:02 PM (C30Iv)

By the situation you are likely to be finding it, or be searching hard for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:36 AM (Ai6WH)

334 >>It was strange seeing snow in May.

I can imagine! Not the usual here, either. Can't say I've ever seen snow this late, here.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

335
28 degrees here. Brrrrr

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:39 AM (3ek7K)

336 The local paper is a leftarded rag... Was so funny to see some older dude at the grocery store, doing a subscription drive.

He got my attention & tried to hand me a free copy, which I waved away.

"No thanks. I can get the democrat talking points elsewhere-- for free. IF I WANTED!"

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

337

Lol

I didn't know newspapers were still a thing.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:43 AM (3ek7K)

338
Maybe, but the "shiites" were 17 & 16 and had Spanish type names
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

MS-13, or one of their competitors?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

==============

Ahh, hadn't heard that. This is going to be interesting indeed. It just doesn't seem like a pair of MS-13 bangers to kill themselves.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 02:43 AM (n7rxJ)

339 On the Sandy Fire in Simi Valley CA:

latest night update is that the winds are going down and the area is cooling and getting humid (though near the coast the place varies from 800 feet above sea level to 2600 or so) and winds have dropped. The evac orders for areas near me have been dropped already and the fire has been kept moving mostly N->S since afternoon rather than into the houses it stared near, or the ones it has threatened to the E . My area is W. With water for the trucks, and for the aircraft they are using the firemen are doing their usual good job.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:44 AM (Ai6WH)

340
Good news Oldcat

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:45 AM (3ek7K)

341 NY Times: San Diego Mosque Attack Comes Amid Rising Reports of Islamophobia

https://archive.ph/yB1TP

That didn't take the NY Times writers very long to glorify the actions of two teen psychopaths with a twisted suicide pact as an example of white supremacist/Zionist terrorism. The the anti-American left is going to go crazy with spewing out propaganda. Being Jewish in NYC just got a whole lot more dangerous.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My sident has convictions at May 19, 2026 02:46 AM (glnUu)

342 JQ doing the hand swish.

Why do these old folks love the Democrats? I refused to sign up for AARP. We've worked hard and saved. No one gave us crapadoodle.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:47 AM (aGrif)

343 I didn't know newspapers were still a thing.
Posted by: four seasons

I'd guess there are still enough older people here that don't (or can't) use a computer, and prefer to *read the paper* the old-fashioned way. There's always a few copies at hub's nursing home each day.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

344 Oh! Today (it's still the 18th here) is Christopher Hall's 61st birthday, and he's the lead vocalist for industrial rock band Stabbing Westward, which made one of the best music videos ever:

Stabbing Westward - Shame
https://youtu.be/CsxaoXHe9Xc

I'm glad I checked. Other people were born today too, but I don't feel like a doing a big thing today, but I would've been sad if I missed sharing that one with you.

Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 02:47 AM (Sy6m/)

345
Same here Mary. We started with nothing and worked our asses off.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:49 AM (3ek7K)

346 We don't argue much about anything, but he does have his comments if I am listening to something he thinks is "bubble gum."

He also knows I ignore him so it works out for knowing each other almost 49yrs and still being best friends.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 12:39 AM (WONhk)

sometimes all you want is something light and fluffy

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:50 AM (Ai6WH)

347 343 I didn't know newspapers were still a thing.
Posted by: four seasons

I'd guess there are still enough older people here that don't (or can't) use a computer, and prefer to *read the paper* the old-fashioned way. There's always a few copies at hub's nursing home each day.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

I will occasionally look at the front of the Amarillo newspaper, which I call the Amarillo Community Calendar because of its unserious local coverage. It's a complete joke.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 02:51 AM (T6aVk)

348 I didn't know newspapers were still a thing.
Posted by: four seasons

I'd guess there are still enough older people here that don't (or can't) use a computer, and prefer to *read the paper* the old-fashioned way. There's always a few copies at hub's nursing home each day.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

they may be as a physical thing, but the content inside the pages was dying out quickly even by the late 80s and this was in Chicago. All the content came from the wire services and the competing papers quit competing. it wasn't just people wanting a new medium, it was that the old one quit serving the news...like TV news does now.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:53 AM (Ai6WH)

349 Good news Oldcat

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:45 AM (3ek7K)

I have all 4 cats waiting for me to get off the computer 3 of which are in stepping on danger. Night everyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:55 AM (Ai6WH)

350 'Night, Oldcat. 'Night, Oldcat's kittehs. (stay out of trouble, you fuzzballs!)

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

351 Sweet dreams Horde, I've got the yawnies.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 02:57 AM (0nHVk)

352 343 I didn't know newspapers were still a thing.
Posted by: four seasons


There are still small town newspapers. We don't subscribe. But occasionally buy a copy at the local Dollar General, lol.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 19, 2026 02:57 AM (aGrif)

353
Sleep well everyone!

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 02:57 AM (3ek7K)

354 You all remember Ace's "chicken" post:

Chicken. chicken chicken, chicken.. chicken &ect?

Well, local rag might as well do the same, except with:

Orangemanbad. (repeat x1000 with varying punctuation)

Seriously.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

355 'Night Debby & fourseasons. Sleep well!

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

356 Glurp gleep gloop

Posted by: raimondo at May 19, 2026 03:10 AM (wEa4c)

357 Well if you live in a rural county newspapers are still a thing.
People buy them to keep up with lots of different things that are going on around them. Local sales at stores, local school news like sports or other activities. Who got in trouble with the law.(Yes they put your name in the paper). Who died. Who got married, lots of stuff like that. Young people may use their phones to pass along information important to them but older people are not on their phones 24/7. We still pick up a paper.

Posted by: Case at May 19, 2026 03:14 AM (b2ADL)

358 Exactly, Case.

Local rag is still good for HS & local college sports, obits, the court "tattletale" stuff, and community events.

All of the national & international articles are straight off of AP/UPI and "orangemanbad" 100%. Even state-level politics read like Pravda against PDJT, MAGA, or anyone "R"

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 03:19 AM (rdVOm)

359 354 You all remember Ace's "chicken" post:
Chicken. chicken chicken, chicken.. chicken &ect?


I didn't until just now. And now I can giggle myself to sleep. Chicken.

Well, local rag might as well do the same, except with:
Orangemanbad. (repeat x1000 with varying punctuation)
Posted by: JQ


Here it comes..... wait for it.....

Posted by: raimondo at May 19, 2026 03:10 AM (wEa4c)

Rainman walked right into it!

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 03:19 AM (VHUov)

360 I didn't know newspapers were still a thing.
Posted by: four seasons
+++
I remember when hotels used to give out USA today.
I haven't seen one in a long time. Are they still publishing that garbage?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 19, 2026 03:25 AM (uIdDr)

361 Haven't seen a USA Today for long time. Doesn't mean they're not publishing, LOL.

I only read the local rag if someone leaves a copy laying around, refuse to pay for that trash.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

362 >>>Haven't seen a USA Today for long time. Doesn't mean they're not publishing, LOL.

I only read the local rag if someone leaves a copy laying around, refuse to pay for that trash.

Posted by: JQ

>The only time I've read that rag was because the hotel put it outside my door. It's a litmus test like CNN.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 04:01 AM (D1E+2)

363 Hmm.. some of those peppers were pretty tiny. Ugh, gonna need to adjust cooking time too. Maybe turn temp down so they cook through without burning? Never had such little ones before.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 04:06 AM (rdVOm)

364 Alarm went off, fell asleep another 15 minutes

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 04:07 AM (Ia/+0)

365 Maybe withhold the really tiny ones, and add them later or even uncooked?

Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 04:18 AM (Sy6m/)

366 Yeah, SciVo... I sorted them by size as I wrapped the bacon. Will just cook the bigger ones for party. Will experiment with the smaller ones later.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 04:19 AM (rdVOm)

367 Not sure of head-count, will know tomorrow. Can cook in separate batches if we need all of them.

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2026 04:20 AM (rdVOm)

368 >>>Hmm.. some of those peppers were pretty tiny. Ugh, gonna need to adjust cooking time too. Maybe turn temp down so they cook through without burning? Never had such little ones before.

Posted by: JQ

>I made some Thai pepper sauce, also commonly known as Bird's Eye chiles. That was some hot stuff. I can eat habaneros and scotch bonnets like popcorn, but the those Bird's Eyes possess an unique quality. Maybe I shouldn't have added vinegar when I was osterizing them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 04:24 AM (D1E+2)

369 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)

370 Read this, and you'll understand why the left is so fucked up and dangerous.

https://tinyurl.com/52678z89

Posted by: LGD at May 19, 2026 08:17 AM (ddq74)

Lahaina Noon Cafe

catattacks.jpg
Where's my money bitch?!!

Cats get paid, man.


Husky dramatic exit.

An echidna.

A hyrax.

Rats enjoy driving little rat-cars.

Pet rabbit meets wild rabbit.

Fruit bat enjoys a banana.

Greyhound who washed out of racing is adopted and loves his first toy.

Polar bear joins Polar Bear Club, immediately wins presidency in a walk.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

2 I have been to Lahaina, not this time of year though

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 18, 2026 07:33 PM (LdBR/)

4 In TX-19 runoff news…is Abraham Enriquez a fag?

Who cares, he’s a grifter. I voted for Tom Sell, his lobbyist opponent, with zero enthusiasm. But the rumors have hit the press…

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 07:34 PM (xzBJP)

5
Loved the Greyhound video. Great dogs. Wonderful house pets because they're so graceful. Warning: when asleep they give every appearance of being dead. Check for breathing. Though they may not do that either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (HdYcL)

6 Dinner tonight was a pile of chicken wings and pork rinds.

Did I mention the Carnivore diet sucks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (0NPDS)

7 Washington can't cut the Federal Gas Tax.
Democrats are very opposed to it.
Even if it is temporary.
Great.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (b2ADL)

8 Where's my money bitch?!!

She must’ve really rubbed that cat the wrong way.

He’s doing some kind of Bruce Lee move on her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

9 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️. Picked up some bug from the lady on the plane to NYC, so I will be scarve the next couple of days 🤢🤢🤢

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 18, 2026 07:38 PM (SRRAx)

10 Speaking of Lahaina, that sure got out of the news in a hurry, didn’t it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 07:38 PM (u73oe)

11 Democrats still want ICE vehicles grounded I think

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

12 And anything that hurts President Trump is on their agenda

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Rats enjoy driving little rat-cars.

-
That's what the world needs, mechanized rats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 07:39 PM (ndZc7)

14 "scarce"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 18, 2026 07:39 PM (SRRAx)

15 Re: The Pointless Ladder of Death - My stomach actually jumped a bit when the opened the panels and zoomed the camera down a bit.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 07:40 PM (qivay)

16 Loved the Greyhound video. Great dogs. Wonderful house pets because they're so graceful. Warning: when asleep they give every appearance of being dead. Check for breathing. Though they may not do that either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Greyhounds are cat software running on dog hardware. I think they sleep 20 hours a day.

Posted by: mikeski is envious at May 18, 2026 07:40 PM (VHUov)

17 I flagged down a guy hauling a load of racetrack reject greyhounds and bought Maggie out of his truck on the side of the road. It was a contest to see who could sleep harder , the greyhound or the Wolfhounds.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:40 PM (z2aPa)

18 >>>Pet rabbit meets wild rabbit.

I'm guessing that the plump, white rabbit is the pet and the lean, brown rabbit is the wild one.

Further guessing that the way that the white one was chasing the brown one around, that the white one is male and the brown one is female.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2026 07:41 PM (syz1S)

19
sigh..

Daily Mail
@DailyMail
54m
The Iranian government 'paid gang of Romanians to stab a journalist outside of his home..

The Iranian government hired a criminal gang to stab a TV journalist in London in a campaign to target opponents of the regime, a court heard.

Pouria Zeraati, a presenter for dissident TV channel Iran International who has interviewed Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, was stabbed three times in broad daylight as he left his home in Wimbledon in March 2024.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 07:43 PM (GD0B3)

20 Never been to Hawaii. Soon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

21 Where's my money bitch?!!

She must’ve really rubbed that cat the wrong way.
He’s doing some kind of Bruce Lee move on her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Do not mess with that cat. Any animal without opposable thumbs that can still put you in an arm bar is no bueno.

Posted by: mikeski taps out at May 18, 2026 07:44 PM (VHUov)

22
Never been to Hawaii. Soon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

___________

The only state I've never spent a night in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL)

23
Look to the west just after sunset this evening, and you'll see the thin waxing crescent Moon right next to Venus. Jupiter will be higher above the pair.

There's going to be a conjunction of Venus and Jove on Jun 8 - 9. Every evening at sunset, you'll see Venus getting higher and higher, approaching Jupiter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

24 That cat in the top picture would learn the meaning of cat-a-pult in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:45 PM (z2aPa)

25 If pigs had wings, Karen Bass could fly. Whoopi, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 07:46 PM (ndZc7)

26 Further guessing that the way that the white one was chasing the brown one around, that the white one is male and the brown one is female.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2026 07:41 PM (syz1S)

saw that just the other day, but in a reverse. A randy cottontail was chasing one of the female feral domestic rabbits around my neighborhood. Outside my back window whilst brewing coffee. He was smaller than she. I did not stick around to see if he succeeded, because I am not a perve.

My 'hood is famous for having a huge population of formerly domestic rabbits all over the damn place. What we need is a handful of foxes and coyotes. But then, that creates a new problem...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 07:49 PM (0aYVJ)

27 NBC reporting on San Diego shooting:

Two senior law enforcement officials briefed on the investigation and a federal law enforcement official identified Cain Clark, 17, and Caleb Vazquez, 18, as the suspects in today’s shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego.

Previously, law enforcement officials said the suspects died of self-inflicted gunshot wounds. At a briefing this afternoon, police said the suspects were 17 and 19.

No motive has been provided. Investigators are examining possible anti-Islamic writings found in the car where police found the dead suspects, two senior law enforcement officials said.


Also reports that one of the shooters left a suicide note.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 07:50 PM (6ydKt)

28
California looks to be going full Cuban on regime change.

Posted by: Auspex at May 18, 2026 07:52 PM (Y8DZL)

29 Wonder if Lahaina is rebuilding any faster than LA?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:53 PM (Ia/+0)

30 >>Never been to Hawaii. Soon.

Try the Spam. It's a Hawaiian delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

31 Pimp cat makes pimp squirrel look like a bitch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 07:53 PM (D1E+2)

32 Caleb Vazquez, 18

Looks like we got another white Hispanic.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)

33 7 Washington can't cut the Federal Gas Tax.
Democrats are very opposed to it.
Even if it is temporary.
Great.
Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (b2ADL)

YOU can do without.

Government can NEVER survive with less.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 07:54 PM (xzBJP)

34
27 NBC reporting on San Diego shooting:

Two senior law enforcement officials briefed on the investigation and a federal law enforcement official identified Cain Clark, 17, and Caleb Vazquez, 18, as the suspects in today’s shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego.

Previously, law enforcement officials said the suspects died of self-inflicted gunshot wounds. At a briefing this afternoon, police said the suspects were 17 and 19.

No motive has been provided. Investigators are examining possible anti-Islamic writings found in the car where police found the dead suspects, two senior law enforcement officials said.

Also reports that one of the shooters left a suicide note.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 07:50 PM

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This sounds kind of retarded. Nonsensical. I hope that we get more information.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 18, 2026 07:54 PM (azNOR)

35 Was looking for the moon to be in the 7th house
And Jupiter allied with Mars

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

36 Bats!!! We have bats!!!!!!!!! O frabjous day!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Ace!!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

37 My 'hood is famous for having a huge population of formerly domestic rabbits all over the damn place. What we need is a handful of foxes and coyotes. But then, that creates a new problem...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 07:49 PM (0aYVJ)

The property I live on used to be full of rabbits. Then the two puppies began chasing them, and, as they grew stronger, started eating them left right and center.

Only now is the rabbit population starting to make a comeback.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 07:56 PM (xzBJP)

38 ""Lahaina Noon," is a trippy phenomenon that happens twice a year in Hawaii, where all objects lose their shadows."

Ummm...that's how Eratosthenes calculated the Earth's diameter, as far back as 240BC. heheard that there was a well in egypt where the sun hit to bottom (i.e. no shadows) on a certain day if the year. Compared that to a stick stuck in the ground a couple hundred miles away on the same day, and using proto-trigonmetery, very accurately calcualtred the Earth's circumference and diameter.

Posted by: zombie at May 18, 2026 07:57 PM (Av6i5)

39 And Jupiter allied with Mars
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:55 PM


The word used in the song you reference was 'aligned'.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2026 07:57 PM (kENtk)

40 "scarce"
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 18, 2026 07:39 PM (SRRAx)

I kind of liked the idea of you trying on several different scarves over the next few days, to see what you like. Or which ones your husband likes. :-)

It could be a change of pace for a wig, if you need one again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 07:57 PM (qx7Zg)

41 Looking down at the Pointless Ladder of Death you sort of get the Niagara Falls urge, or is it just me?

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 07:58 PM (LHPAg)

42 23
Look to the west just after sunset this evening, and you'll see the thin waxing crescent Moon right next to Venus. Jupiter will be higher above the pair.

There's going to be a conjunction of Venus and Jove on Jun 8 - 9. Every evening at sunset, you'll see Venus getting higher and higher, approaching Jupiter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

Bah. A dust storm in my area.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 07:58 PM (xzBJP)

43 California looks to be going full Cuban on regime change.
Posted by: Auspex at May 18, 2026 07:52 PM


You do what you gotta do.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom (D-CA) at May 18, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

44 Re: pointless ladder of death

Oh, fuck no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

45 Aligned

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Neither Buffalo nor Montreal seem to want to play defense.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

47 it's hard out here for a pimp.

Posted by: The Cat at May 18, 2026 08:02 PM (xverI)

48 Well time for bed if I can get to sleep, another scorch day tomorrow.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.
Goodbye $50.00 electric bills. Going to miss you.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 08:04 PM (b2ADL)

50 >>Re: pointless ladder of death

>Oh, fuck no.


A simple glamour is going to keep you from seeing what's really down there?

Gotta be something really cool for them to go to all that trouble to keep you from going down that ladder...

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at May 18, 2026 08:05 PM (9maW1)

51 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 08:05 PM (9maW1)

52 Lahaina was great until it burned down because some chump didn't want to offend some pagan goddess.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 18, 2026 08:06 PM (qFwJc)

53
Still running the furnace here in Wyoming. Going down to 25 tonight.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 08:06 PM (3ek7K)

54 I ran into a juvenile or near baby bunny, a desert jackrabbit I guess, early one morning. It didn’t seem alarmed or anything. Probably never seen anything like a human before. Cute little guys, I’m a softy and would likely starve before I could bring myself to kill ‘em. Probably not much meat on ‘em anyhow.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:07 PM (jP603)

55 Neither Buffalo nor Montreal seem to want to play defense.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

——————

Montreal players are afraid of being euthanized if they lose.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:08 PM (u73oe)

56 49 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.
Goodbye $50.00 electric bills. Going to miss you.
Posted by: Case


In California, a $50/month utility bill would beenough to power an electric toothbrush, and two iPhone recharges.

Thanks to Gray Davis, Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom, and the CA legislature, our energy costs are at Tiffany's-level prices, and keep going up every week, with no end of sight.

"Green energy" means "Give us your hard-earned greenbacks, pelbians!"

Posted by: zombie at May 18, 2026 08:08 PM (Av6i5)

57
Lol Duke

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 08:08 PM (3ek7K)

58 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 08:10 PM (OoFl2)

59 California Boutique Electrons. They are Worth It

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:10 PM (jP603)

60 JackStraw, I love spam but ate my lifetime allotment in the Scouts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:10 PM (RIvkX)

61 Artisanal, even

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:11 PM (jP603)

62 The ladder is where you mount the camera for those nose-bleed shots that the network thinks fans want.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 08:11 PM (D1E+2)

63 54 I ran into a juvenile or near baby bunny, a desert jackrabbit I guess, early one morning. It didn’t seem alarmed or anything. Probably never seen anything like a human before. Cute little guys, I’m a softy and would likely starve before I could bring myself to kill ‘em. Probably not much meat on ‘em anyhow.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:07 PM (jP603)

I ran into a jackrabbit late one afternoon, in Utah. His head was hidden, kinda wrapped around the top of my front bumper, with his body and cute big legs hanging out. Strangely no sign of damage to the visible part. Freeing him was not pleasant though.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 08:11 PM (qivay)

64 Washington can't cut the Federal Gas Tax.
Democrats are very opposed to it.
Even if it is temporary.
Great.
Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (b2ADL)

YOU can do without.

Government can NEVER survive with less.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 07:54 PM (xzBJP)

just add a 'temporary' tax credit applied at the pump. as an emergency

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 08:12 PM (Ai6WH)

65 Pretty nasty squall line headed my way. Spring time in tornado alley.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:12 PM (u73oe)

66 California Boutique Electrons. They are Worth It
Posted by: Common Tater


It wouldn't be bad if you could keep them. But alternating current means they keep giving them to you and taking them back.

And charging shipping and handling both ways.

Posted by: mikeski thinks that hertz at May 18, 2026 08:14 PM (VHUov)

67 Looking at the sidebar comments, Trump just needs to walk away from Iran.

Next time, dont start a war unless you're actually willing to go all the way an send ground troops.

I'm not sure what Trump thought was going to happen here, he airstrikes some clerics and their military gives an unconditional surrender.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 08:15 PM (BODDr)

68 As opposed to a Squaw line which you can find at the casinos. Twenty bucks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:15 PM (u73oe)

69 Re: pointless ladder of death

Oh, fuck no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I had to withdraw some extra Nope from the Strategic Nope Reserve for that video.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 08:16 PM (VHUov)

70 I'd never make it as a dog fosterer. Would find reasons to keep way way too many.

Posted by: Smiley at May 18, 2026 08:17 PM (hyQrc)

71 67 Looking at the sidebar comments, Trump just needs to walk away from Iran.

Next time, dont start a war unless you're actually willing to go all the way an send ground troops.

I'm not sure what Trump thought was going to happen here, he airstrikes some clerics and their military gives an unconditional surrender.
Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 08:15 PM (BODDr)

Um, the government was decapitated. Part of the problem is that it went from the Islamic Republic of Iran to the Chicken With Its Head Cut Off Republic of Iran.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 08:17 PM (xzBJP)

72 We don't like bananas, so the bat video doesn't upset us too much. The Mortal Threat of rabies can't be ignored, though.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at May 18, 2026 08:17 PM (oftw2)

73 Um, the government was decapitated. Part of the problem is that it went from the Islamic Republic of Iran to the Chicken With Its Head Cut Off Republic of Iran.
Posted by: Cow Demon

==

One would think that would be pretty easy to topple. Why even negotiate?

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 08:19 PM (BODDr)

74
Montreal players are afraid of being euthanized if they lose.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:08 PM (u73oe)

Except Montrealers will tear them limb from limb.

If the Habs lose, Montreal will declare all out nuclear war on itself. Of course, if they win the Stanley Cup, Montreal will also declare all out nuclear war on itself.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xzBJP)

75 >>JackStraw, I love spam but ate my lifetime allotment in the Scouts.

We had it all the time when I was a kid. Legacy from my dad's time in the Army.

I was a kid, I thought it was exotic. But the Hawaiians have elevated it to a specialty. My friends were in Hawaii a couple weeks ago and they texted me a picture of the menu for Sunday brunch. Eggs Benedict with Spam instead of Canadian bacon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)

76 One would think that would be pretty easy to topple. Why even negotiate?
Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 08:19 PM (BODDr)

To see to it that an Iran that respects world civilization and might even want to be a part of it emerges. Think about it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 08:21 PM (xzBJP)

77 72 We don't like bananas, so the bat video doesn't upset us too much. The Mortal Threat of rabies can't be ignored, though.
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at May 18, 2026 08:17 PM (oftw2)

Aren’t y’all big fans of Bud Ice?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 08:22 PM (xzBJP)

78 49 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.
Goodbye $50.00 electric bills. Going to miss you.
Posted by: Case

In California, a $50/month utility bill would beenough to power an electric toothbrush, and two iPhone recharges.

Thanks to Gray Davis, Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom, and the CA legislature, our energy costs are at Tiffany's-level prices, and keep going up every week, with no end of sight.

"Green energy" means "Give us your hard-earned greenbacks, pelbians!"
Posted by: zombie at May 18, 2026 08:08 PM (Av6i5)

for an extra surcharge, they will cut your power if there is a wildfire nearby so you can't escape

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 08:23 PM (Ai6WH)

79 >>>Looking at the sidebar comments, Trump just needs to walk away from Iran.

Next time, dont start a war unless you're actually willing to go all the way an send ground troops.

I'm not sure what Trump thought was going to happen here, he airstrikes some clerics and their military gives an unconditional surrender.

Posted by: Sharpie

>Have you been paying attention? Let's colonize Iran. Is that what you want?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 08:24 PM (D1E+2)

80 67 I'm not sure what Trump thought was going to happen here....



**********

He was playing 1000D Chess. You just are intelligent enough to get the nuance, dummy. Or else it was "his handlers' fault" damn them, those dummies. See, everything Trump does is The Best.

Actually youre exactly right. It's a shitshow. Iran has way too many friends here in America with power they shouldn't have.

Posted by: Smiley at May 18, 2026 08:24 PM (hyQrc)

81 Spam is Hawaii's pork roll.

Still regret not going to Hawaii when one of my brothers was living there for about five years.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 08:26 PM (3ImbR)

82 Trump should have made good on his threat to demolish Iran's civil infrastructure and extinguish it as a functioning political unit, declared victory, and gone home back when he first made it.

The good news is it's not too late. It's still the best solution, and it's still on the table.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)

83 That shadow thing, it's a cloudy day, of course there's no shadow.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 18, 2026 08:27 PM (sl73Y)

84 Hawaii is the only state with no straight lines as a border.

Posted by: Pile of Lava at May 18, 2026 08:28 PM (oftw2)

85 It's still the best solution, and it's still on the table.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)

————-

Yeah, I don’t know why he keeps announcing delays and extensions. Just break all their shit and be done with it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:29 PM (u73oe)

86 Hawaii is the only state with no straight lines as a border.
Posted by: Pile of Lava


BRB.

Posted by: guy who hates trivia but has a concrete saw at May 18, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)

87 We have rain in the forecast for the rest of the week.
The humidity will be high with high temperatures around 90. The air will be heavy and uncomfortable. Spring is rolling into summer. A/C is a must have if I'm going to stay in a halfway good mood. Hope the farmers around here have their crops in.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 08:32 PM (b2ADL)

88 Hawaii as a duty station has some advantages. Lived on base, no rent. Ate in mess hall if necessary, no grocery bill. It’s kinda spendy otherwise. Spectacular scenery abounds, no doubt. Bring lots of money, don’t get too attached to it though.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:32 PM (jP603)

89 There are seven regional powers surrounding Iran that all have an agenda that may or may not coincide with what we want to happen. Then you have the euroweenies that want a piece of the pie without doing jackshit.

You know what Pezeshkian told the Iranian people.

Suck it up, we are at war.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:34 PM (z2aPa)

90 I agree to the point that "negotiations" should have been surrender talks. I don't know how that changed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:36 PM (RIvkX)

91 I think the cat photo is AI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:38 PM (2sfNr)

92 >>There are seven regional powers surrounding Iran that all have an agenda that may or may not coincide with what we want to happen. Then you have the euroweenies that want a piece of the pie without doing jackshit.

And then there is China. The place Trump was last week.

Trump has taken down both of China's gas stations. I assume Xi noticed. I don't know if anyone has noticed but China's economy is cratering.

Iran has been at war with us for 50 years. I'm ok with Trump blockading them and starving them to death.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 08:39 PM (viF8m)

93 The age of internet war ! Should have been over Yesterday!

Iran is imploding from the inside so why waste munitions
Iran also has 6 other nations that have told them to surrender

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:40 PM (z2aPa)

94 Hawaii is the only state with no straight lines as a border.
Posted by: Pile of Lava


Except for the curvature of the Earth. HAH! BUSTED.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 08:40 PM (diia5)

95
I can see Venus next the thin Moon nicely out there, but Jupiter isn't visible yet.

And just I was looking, a plane was headed over to GSP looked like and passed right close by. I got to see the sun shining off the bottom of the plane, making a nice glint. This was after sunset here. That's one of the many "earth is round" observations, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 08:42 PM (w6EFb)

96 >>>Yeah, I don’t know why he keeps announcing delays and extensions. Just break all their shit and be done with it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

>War powers resolution. Resupply. Let the Middle East handle their own global commerce and shit. Let the EU stand up. Where is the UN? NATO?

It's the global New World Order that they've been talking out their asses about since Bush. We don't own it, and we don't need to commit unless we want the resources and treasure, but we can sure as hell be the traffic cop without boots on the ground.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 08:42 PM (D1E+2)

97 Hawaii is the only state with no straight lines as a border.
Posted by: Pile of Lava at May 18, 2026 08:28 PM


Understandable, so close to Pride Month.

Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at May 18, 2026 08:42 PM (0sNs1)

98 Iran has been at war with us for 50 years. I'm ok with Trump blockading them and starving them to death.
-
You may be, but then we're back at the whole Middle East forever war (the sanctions on Saddam that never accomplished anything part). For which there doesn't seem to be much interest.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 08:45 PM (vSvIl)

99 Trump is changing the geopolitics of the world .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:46 PM (z2aPa)

100 Hawaii is the only state with no straight lines as a border.
Posted by: Pile of Lava

Except for the curvature of the Earth. HAH! BUSTED.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 08:40 PM (diia5)

Colorado's boundary has a crazy amount of corners, because the surveyors kept missing the fact that longitude changes as one moves north. I forget the actual number, but it's a lot, because they kept having to correct.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

101 The US and Isreal started this campaign on March 4th 2026.

Forever war, how so?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:49 PM (z2aPa)

102 Sandy Fire update -

Wind shifting, blowing the fire east and away from my area. Whole new set of evac orders from those on the east side. They tend to let things just burn if they are in one of the 'open spaces' which are very rough ground.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 08:51 PM (Ai6WH)

103 Israel, not a mistake to make.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:51 PM (z2aPa)

104 Hawaii as a duty station has some advantages. Lived on base, no rent. Ate in mess hall if necessary, no grocery bill. It’s kinda spendy otherwise. Spectacular scenery abounds, no doubt. Bring lots of money, don’t get too attached to it though.
Posted by: Common Tater

C. 1995 some of it was actually quite economical.
Go to local travel agency in person and get books of inter-island airlines ticket vouchers for $15-$20 each way. Book hotel at baggage claim (unused time shares for about $40 a night).

Buying fresh veggies by the pound did shock me, but they have high transport cost. Two Whoppers for $2 still a thing. I used to joke about the Whoper being a salad Burger. In Hawaii you'd get the same bun and patty but just a sorry ass tomato slice that could be from a cherry tomato, a piece of brownish lettuce, and a couple pieces of onion. But the local One Choi / Two Choi plate lunches were a good value. And the really out of the way local plate lunch places had Hawaiian sized servings.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 08:51 PM (/lPRQ)

105 I agree to the point that "negotiations" should have been surrender talks. I don't know how that changed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:36 PM (RIvkX)

---------------

"... no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER."
--Trump March 6 Truth Social post

/"The Art Of The Deal" is starting to look like The Bastardized Love Child of "The Hegelian Dialectic" and Bubba Clinton's "Triangulation" courtesy of Dick "The Toe Sucker" Morris.



Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2026 08:51 PM (sVPV1)

106 Forever war, how so?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:49 PM (z2aPa)

————

It isn’t. It’s a term never Trumpers use because they think it resonates with his supporters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

107 Forever war, how so?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:49 PM (z2aPa)

————

It isn’t. It’s a term never Trumpers use because they think it resonates with his supporters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

except they never use it for Ukraine, or Armenia

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 08:54 PM (Ai6WH)

108 ... and Trump told the IRGC to take their last offer and stick it up their ass. No deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 08:54 PM (z2aPa)

109 The Iranian government hired a criminal gang to stab a TV journalist in London in a campaign to target opponents of the regime, a court heard.

Pouria Zeraati, a presenter for dissident TV channel Iran International who has interviewed Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, was stabbed three times in broad daylight as he left his home in Wimbledon in March 2024.
Posted by: runner at May 18
--

Not theocracy but thugocracy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:57 PM (Mb4p6)

110 >>You may be, but then we're back at the whole Middle East forever war (the sanctions on Saddam that never accomplished anything part). For which there doesn't seem to be much interest.

It's been 2 months and nobody is dying right now. Meanwhile Iran is imploding and the entire structure of the Middle East is changing for the better. China is hurting and new alliances are being created.

Remember what happened after the US crushed Iraq in a long weekend? ISIS happened. Winning the war is one thing and the military has shown pretty decisively if allowed they can blow Iran to oblivion with little resistance. Trump obviously is looking at a wider strategy. Who knows exactly what, Trump likes to operate in confusion and uncertainty but he has a pretty good track record and I trust his judgement. He's earned it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m)

111 I like how Trump changed the argument from Iran blockading the strait to stop world trade to US blocking their ships from trading. So now they have to demand that we open the straits from us, and we say no.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 08:57 PM (Ai6WH)

112 I think the cat photo is AI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Could be. The shadows are a bit weird. And I'm not sure why there's a chicken hiding behind the curtains.

Posted by: mikeski waits for everyone to analyze the photo at May 18, 2026 08:59 PM (VHUov)

113 >>>except they never use it for Ukraine, or Armenia
Posted by: Oldcat
---

When are we going to stop arming them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:59 PM (Mb4p6)

114 I'm watching Thoughty2's epic on Francisco Pizarro -
youtu.be/qlmlvGJqR0M
Second expedition failed because everyone besides Frankie and maybe fifteen of his bros had noped out back to Panama (whence Pizarro was ex-mayor). So Pizarro found an island with lots of fresh water. And no natives had settled it!!
... because it was an island full of poisonvenomous snakes.
Welcome to offshore South America, in short. These snakes tend to be extra venomous on account if the poison/venom works fast, the victims (like birds) can't leave the island. Ask a Brazilian.
He named it the Gorgon Island.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE)

115 The Forever War is world wide. One of the groups we’re fighting here in our borders is going to get a lot of traction out of this mosque shooting. Lot of comments on social media aren’t looking too good as for our side not giving a shit. Lot of people saying good let them(Muslims) taste some of the terror they’ve been dishing out.


Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2026 09:01 PM (5LUfU)

116 Aren’t y’all big fans of Bud Ice?
Posted by: Cow Demon

Natty Ice is cheaper and stronger.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at May 18, 2026 09:01 PM (oftw2)

117
And I'm not sure why there's a chicken hiding behind the curtains.
Posted by: mikeski


That's where I would be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 09:01 PM (Cqx++)

118 If every mosque on the planet fell flat overnight, I'd shed no tears.

Posted by: Enemy Headquarters at May 18, 2026 09:03 PM (oftw2)

119 The Forever War is world wide. One of the groups we’re fighting here in our borders is going to get a lot of traction out of this mosque shooting. Lot of comments on social media aren’t looking too good as for our side not giving a shit. Lot of people saying good let them(Muslims) taste some of the terror they’ve been dishing out.


Posted by: JROD


To be objective - the average weekend in Chicago is worse and nobody, especially Democrats, gives a shit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 09:03 PM (/lPRQ)

120 >>>Trump likes to operate in confusion and uncertainty but he has a pretty good track record and I trust his judgement. He's earned it.
Posted by: JackStraw
------

He burned off the old crop, now, he's plowing and fertilizing the field allowing the new crop to grow organically.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:04 PM (Mb4p6)

121 Trump has effectively put Turkey on the sidelines and put a block on Erdogan's wish to be the new power on the Middle East

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:04 PM (z2aPa)

122 @110. JackSraw, I agree. Trump knows a lot more than we do.
Let him deal with it. I trust him more than anyone else in D.C.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 09:06 PM (b2ADL)

123 Lot of comments on social media aren’t looking too good as for our side not giving a shit. Lot of people saying good let them(Muslims) taste some of the terror they’ve been dishing out.


Posted by: JROD


I give a shit. I care. They don't belong here. They should all go before they are thrown out and sent back home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:06 PM (Mb4p6)

124 >>>except they never use it for Ukraine, or Armenia
Posted by: Oldcat
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When are we going to stop arming them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:59 PM (Mb4p6)

I think we are pretty close to that now, but we still give target info. This is how Trump could force a cease fire on Z when Putin proposed one on threat of retaliation.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 09:07 PM (Ai6WH)

125 Been to Hawaii several times.

It is beautiful, but expensive and the locals hate you but want your money.

I want to see islands from a sailboat. So much nicer than being a land lubber. Only been able to do that up here in the San Juan Islands and the Canadian San Juans. It’s so different visiting from a boat and grabbing a state park buoy or a slip at a guest dock. I wish I could do that again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:08 PM (A5RD0)

126 Been to Hawaii several times.

It is beautiful, but expensive and the locals hate you but want your money.

I want to see islands from a sailboat. So much nicer than being a land lubber. Only been able to do that up here in the San Juan Islands and the Canadian San Juans. It’s so different visiting from a boat and grabbing a state park buoy or a slip at a guest dock. I wish I could do that again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:08 PM (A5RD0)

My mom and sister did that in the Caribbean sea some time back. It was a sloop, with sails. Larger than a personal boat tho.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 09:10 PM (Ai6WH)

127
That's where I would be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


You'd have to subdue Camo Comey, Cowerer in Curtains, for a good spot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:10 PM (s9VOe)

128 Dolley is gone for the week.
The boys are in bed.
I have a bottle of bourbon.
I should be editing.

Instead, I'm thinking about how The Brides of Dracula was made 5 years too early.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:11 PM (xBVv0)

129 >>@110. JackSraw, I agree. Trump knows a lot more than we do.
Let him deal with it. I trust him more than anyone else in D.C.

It seems pretty obvious that if Trump let the military off the leash they could blow Iran to pieces with little resistance. But he hasn't, not yet anyway.

So he must have a reason. He's not going to tell anyone, he says all the time he isn't going to reveal his plans for obvious reasons. With previous people who have sat in that chair I'd be concerned because most of them I knew would do something stupid. I have more confidence that Trump won't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:11 PM (viF8m)

130
There's a nice waxing crescent moon with two planets in its line of fire in tonight's evening sky.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:12 PM (s9VOe)

131 125 Been to Hawaii several times.

It is beautiful, but expensive and the locals hate you but want your money.

I want to see islands from a sailboat. So much nicer than being a land lubber. Only been able to do that up here in the San Juan Islands and the Canadian San Juans. It’s so different visiting from a boat and grabbing a state park buoy or a slip at a guest dock. I wish I could do that again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:08 PM (A5RD0)

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Been to Maui once.

I thought the beauty was...overblown. There were a couple of spot along the Road to Hana that didn't feel like things I could get in Appalachia (but with palm trees).

I'm open to seeing the Big Island, though that's mostly because I recently learned the my great uncle is listed on a marker there for KIA in WWII bombing raids, and I'd like to see that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:12 PM (xBVv0)

132 129
It seems pretty obvious that if Trump let the military off the leash they could blow Iran to pieces with little resistance. But he hasn't, not yet anyway.

So he must have a reason. He's not going to tell anyone, he says all the time he isn't going to reveal his plans for obvious reasons. With previous people who have sat in that chair I'd be concerned because most of them I knew would do something stupid. I have more confidence that Trump won't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:11 PM (viF8m)

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With reports of Iran dumping oil in the Persian Gulf and massive lines for gas in Iran, all while worldwide oil prices stabilize, well,...I see why there's no rush from the outside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:13 PM (xBVv0)

133 Evening all. What a weekend. Geez.
Question. When one squats or stands up, is one's knee supposed to sound like crushing an aluminum can full of celery?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2026 09:14 PM (Ml8vY)

134 I’m numb to the news of this mosque shooting myself. Just an observation. We listened to the left say about the Las Vegas concert shooting “who cares, they were probably all Trump voters” since it was a country show. We watched them celebrate Charlie Kirk’s death. We listen to them wish for Trumps assassination. The left is off the farm, they’re gone. What happens when we get closer, collectively, to their mindset? Just saying, this ain’t good.

Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2026 09:15 PM (5LUfU)

135 133 Evening all. What a weekend. Geez.
Question. When one squats or stands up, is one's knee supposed to sound like crushing an aluminum can full of celery?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2026 09:14 PM (Ml8vY)

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"Yes."
-Doogie Howser

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:15 PM (xBVv0)

136 >>>When are we going to stop arming them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

>Never. They are a test bed for Ike's MIC. New tech. Same arrangement with Israel. People just want to kill each other.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 09:15 PM (D1E+2)

137 They want me to care? About what?? Yeah, they claimed I “would be made to care”

Fuck You

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 09:15 PM (r+qgd)

138 The stars from the deck of a sailboat at anchor are ridiculous.

I’ve seen the Northern Lights. And the Milky Way.
So many shooting stars.

And the phosphorescence is spooky and ethereal and almost makes noise when you paddle through the water.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:15 PM (x9IIA)

139 I don't really have an opinion on the sturm and drang. Not sure what to think as I feel like I do not have enough info.

I think the Pakistanis to Saudi Arabia is interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)

140 =======

With reports of Iran dumping oil in the Persian Gulf and massive lines for gas in Iran, all while worldwide oil prices stabilize, well,...I see why there's no rush from the outside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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All the while Xi's shorts are getting tighter and tighter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:16 PM (Mb4p6)

141 >>>I think the Pakistanis to Saudi Arabia is interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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There's a lot to work with on that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:17 PM (Mb4p6)

142 My knees were not happy when I added the Asian squats, but they've quieted down now. It is strange. The exercise seems to be tightening up things down south that I did not know were out of shape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:18 PM (zZu0s)

143 The James Madison, that can't be ! Trump has lost the plot, squandered any advantage and uh, some other things.

Meanwhile the IRGC is arming housewives.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:18 PM (z2aPa)

144 140
With reports of Iran dumping oil in the Persian Gulf and massive lines for gas in Iran, all while worldwide oil prices stabilize, well,...I see why there's no rush from the outside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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All the while Xi's shorts are getting tighter and tighter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:16 PM (Mb4p6)

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Iran hasn't been a serious topic of conversation in weeks all while the delta between oil futures and physical oil prices have been erased.

We're on the staircase down on gas, and people will be like, "oh, Iran? that thing?" in weeks at most.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:19 PM (xBVv0)

145 143 The James Madison, that can't be ! Trump has lost the plot, squandered any advantage and uh, some other things.

Meanwhile the IRGC is arming housewives.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:18 PM (z2aPa)

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I remember when he was going to lose the midterms because of Goode and Pretti.

Remember them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:20 PM (xBVv0)

146 Question. When one squats or stands up, is one's knee supposed to sound like crushing an aluminum can full of celery?
Posted by: rickb223


The next bubble on the flowchart reads "are you 29?"

Posted by: mikeski grinds even when not bumping at May 18, 2026 09:20 PM (VHUov)

147 It's been 2 months and nobody is dying right now. Meanwhile Iran is imploding and the entire structure of the Middle East is changing for the better. China is hurting and new alliances are being created.

Remember what happened after the US crushed Iraq in a long weekend? ISIS happened. Winning the war is one thing and the military has shown pretty decisively if allowed they can blow Iran to oblivion with little resistance. Trump obviously is looking at a wider strategy. Who knows exactly what, Trump likes to operate in confusion and uncertainty but he has a pretty good track record and I trust his judgement. He's earned it.
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The voting public's vulnerability isn't just the body bags. It's the constant drumbeat of "nothing's happening, but it could easily get worse for us at any moment" the media feeds much of them. Sanctions/blockades take a very long time to have any real effect on a nation's decision makers, so we're not talking about the two months that it has been, but the years down the road this will take.

I'm sure the President appreciates your faith, but the truth of the matter is that he clearly hasn't killed enough of the IRGC to really get their attention yet.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 09:20 PM (vSvIl)

148
Y'know, there's nights like this evening, where the skies are dark, but clear, the breezes are moderate, and the traffic noise is minimal, when I think that I ought to chuck it all in up north and relocate to down here from this point on. It's very peaceful and very relaxing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:21 PM (s9VOe)

149 He named it the Gorgon Island.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE)


Gorgonas Island was used as a maximum security prison by Colombia until the 1980s. It was a brutal prison.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

150 Question. When one squats or stands up, is one's knee supposed to sound like crushing an aluminum can full of celery?
Posted by: rickb223

The next bubble on the flowchart reads "are you 29?"
Posted by: mikeski grinds even when not bumping


No. "Proceed to question 37".

Question 37: Did you do something stupid this weekend?

Yes.

Proceed to question 41.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2026 09:22 PM (Ml8vY)

151 Lot of comments on social media aren’t looking too good as for our side not giving a shit. Lot of people saying good let them(Muslims) taste some of the terror they’ve been dishing out.
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Islam isn't compatible with Western Civilization, so one way or another, they're all going to have to go. It will be messier in Europe because they let more of the cancer in, but even here, those who have figured it out aren't going to shed any tears for a random mosque.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 09:23 PM (vSvIl)

152 Methos, Pezeshkian and Vahidi are in a bitter battle . Look for one of them to be dead soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:24 PM (z2aPa)

153 >> two planets in its line of fire in tonight's evening sky.

Venus close by, and then Jupiter above.

Keep looking every evening just after sunset and see Venus get higher and higher for a conjunction with Jupiter on Jun 8 - 9th.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

154 Iran hasn't been a serious topic of conversation in weeks all while the delta between oil futures and physical oil prices have been erased.

We're on the staircase down on gas, and people will be like, "oh, Iran? that thing?" in weeks at most.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:19 PM (xBVv0)


Oregon has a ballot measure this cycle to allow the state to increase the gas tax and registration fees in the state to do even more wonderful things like motor-voter and roundabouts on highways.
Gas is now $5.22 a gallon at the cheapest, so I am not sure there is going to be much enthusiasm, at least among the actual voters.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)

155 154
Oregon has a ballot measure this cycle to allow the state to increase the gas tax and registration fees in the state to do even more wonderful things like motor-voter and roundabouts on highways.
Gas is now $5.22 a gallon at the cheapest, so I am not sure there is going to be much enthusiasm, at least among the actual voters.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)

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Are they voting now or in 5 months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:25 PM (xBVv0)

156 Lot of comments on social media aren’t looking too good as for our side not giving a shit. Lot of people saying good let them(Muslims) taste some of the terror they’ve been dishing out.


Fuck 'em. According to the goatfuckers, nothing happens without allah allowing it.

Inshallah motherfuckers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2026 09:28 PM (Ml8vY)

157 TJM. I remember Pretti and Goide as the poster children for FA and they FO

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:29 PM (z2aPa)

158 >>Sanctions/blockades take a very long time to have any real effect on a nation's decision makers, so we're not talking about the two months that it has been, but the years down the road this will take.

This blockade won't take years. Iran's economy is based on oil and they are losing billions. Inflation is chasing Zimbabwe levels. I bet they are getting some strongly worded letters from China because China's economy relies on cheap oil from Venezuela, oops, and Iran, oops.

None of us know all the backstage conversations that are happening but this is way bigger than just Venezuela and Iran. Trump is shifting the balance of global power. I doubt everything will go perfect but this is exactly what I voted for. No more can kicking, ass kicking.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

159 * hand JackStraw 3 fingers of his favorite rum*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:31 PM (z2aPa)

160 I don't view our interest in Iran as denuclearization, regime change, the wellbeing of Iranians, the balance of power in the Middle East, or surrender, unconditional or otherwise. All of those things are distractions.

It's kneecapping the Chinese. Iran is just a piece on the board, and after Venezuela, it's a critically important to them, and of little importance to us. We will be fine if it's returned to the neolithic age. China will not.

See if those heathens can squeeze oil out of an inferno.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 09:31 PM (BI5O2)

161 Are they voting now or in 5 months?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:25 PM (xBVv0)


It is on the ballot now, they are due tomorrow.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 09:31 PM (rbvCR)

162
Keep looking every evening just after sunset and see Venus get higher and higher for a conjunction with Jupiter on Jun 8 - 9th.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)


Those two have a conjunction on a pretty regular basis, yes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:31 PM (s9VOe)

163
But the big conjunction we get for our 250th birthday, early July 4th is Mars and Uranus.

Mars will get within 6.5 arcminutes of Uranus, almost plugging it dead center.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

164 158 This blockade won't take years. Iran's economy is based on oil and they are losing billions. Inflation is chasing Zimbabwe levels. I bet they are getting some strongly worded letters from China because China's economy relies on cheap oil from Venezuela, oops, and Iran, oops.

None of us know all the backstage conversations that are happening but this is way bigger than just Venezuela and Iran. Trump is shifting the balance of global power. I doubt everything will go perfect but this is exactly what I voted for. No more can kicking, ass kicking.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

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$5 says China has already written them off completely.

They didn't want to.

They also didn't want to acknowledge the change in regime that was Venezuela.

But, like the one-child policy, they have realized the reality, if too late to do anything about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:32 PM (xBVv0)

165 Now the anti Trump protesters are showing up at this San Diego LE press conference. Now a lecture about Islamophobia from the prick speaking now. (facepalm)

Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2026 09:33 PM (5LUfU)

166 None of us know all the backstage conversations that are happening but this is way bigger than just Venezuela and Iran. Trump is shifting the balance of global power. I doubt everything will go perfect but this is exactly what I voted for. No more can kicking, ass kicking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)


It is rerouting oil that used to go through Hormuz straits. By the time things mellow out, Iran will be the only ones trying to ship out that way, everyone else will have pipelines.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 09:33 PM (rbvCR)

167 Mars will get within 6.5 arcminutes of Uranus, almost plugging it dead center.
Posted by: publius

Kinky!!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 18, 2026 09:34 PM (oftw2)

168 Oh, and in FAR more important news:

It's been leaked that Richard Ayoade (Moss from The IT Crowd) is on Series 22 of Taskmaster.

Studio is filming right about now. It should release in Autumn.

I'm excite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:36 PM (xBVv0)

169 The decade of lectures from people who know better how to proceed than Trump, a guy who stood up from out of nowhere to save our country from the commie rats in both parties, and to actually give our side a voice, and then did so against all odds, is getting to be incalculable.

He either has a good reason or he's owned by some bad people or he's gone mentally retarded. I don't think it's the last two. I'm always willing to wait and see.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 09:36 PM (vE0+H)

170 >> Those two have a conjunction on a pretty regular basis, yes?

Roughly every 13-14 months. However, that gets modulated by how close to the sun they are when it happens and sometimes it's either broad daylight, or they're too low on the horizon close to sunset/rise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 09:37 PM (w6EFb)

171 @AwakenedOutlaw
·
9h
Bill Essayli, Assistant United States Attorney for the Central District of California, just announced that the illegal voter registration case guilty plea (mentioned by AAG Dhillon - see below) is being leveraged to secure a full audit of California's voter rolls.

This is how you get around the state's effort to shield its voter rolls from federal scrutiny.

BOOM!! 💪

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I hope this is true and leads to the dreams I have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:39 PM (xBVv0)

172 A warning from Chunk Yogurt.

Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
If @RepThomasMassie loses tomorrow, the Republicans will become Israel's Party.
Republicans will give them as much of our money as possible and go to war for them whenever they ask. Israel will 100% control the GOP because every member will be scared to death of opposing them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 09:39 PM (ndZc7)

173
But, like the one-child policy, they have realized the reality, if too late to do anything about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:32 PM (xBVv0)

_____________

Ooh, but I'm told China thinks in terms of centuries while Americans can only think in terms of minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:40 PM (HdYcL)

174 154 Gas is now $5.22 a gallon at the cheapest, so I am not sure there is going to be much enthusiasm, at least among the actual voters.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)

Is gas really $5.22 in Oregon? That is about 75 cents higher than where I live.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 18, 2026 09:41 PM (y171U)

175 >>If @RepThomasMassie loses tomorrow, the Republicans will become Israel's Party.
Republicans will give them as much of our money as possible and go to war for them whenever they ask. Israel will 100% control the GOP because every member will be scared to death of opposing them.

Our opponents are cartoons. Really stupid cartoons.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)

176 Do the "no bad idea" Democrats seem enthusiastic to you? Wait until out of nowhere Trump starts the ad campaigns and everything else. The man loves little more than playing possum.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 09:41 PM (vE0+H)

177
Sure, China thinks in terms of centuries. Mostly the 15th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:42 PM (HdYcL)

178 Is gas really $5.22 in Oregon? That is about 75 cents higher than where I live.
Posted by: Joemarine


I paid $3.75 today. N Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2026 09:42 PM (Ml8vY)

179 Say it ain't so! Cenk don't cotton to Jews getting uppity? Well I'll be a hornswaggling rucksacker, I did not see that coming.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 09:43 PM (vE0+H)

180 I’m not inclined to care very much about the mosque shooting.


I cried when those muslim bastards burned down Notre Dame. Fuck them. I’d not be sad if every mosque on the planet was vaporized.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:43 PM (A5RD0)

181
Paid $5.49 a gallon today. For E0 gas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:43 PM (HdYcL)

182 Mikhail Traniphuker Cernovich is all-in, not to say balls deep in Massie

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:43 PM (gKWVE)

183 177
Sure, China thinks in terms of centuries. Mostly the 15th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:42 PM (HdYcL)

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All because of a misreported anecdote from the 70s.

What if the Chinese are not mysteriously esoteric, but just as short sighted and prone to expert worship as anyone else?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:44 PM (xBVv0)

184 Top off the tactical in the morning only $25 or so, holds 18 gallons. ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

185 Regular is 4.19 a gallon here in SE KS.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 18, 2026 09:44 PM (q3u5l)

186 Regarding that "Lahaina Noon," phenomena, that happens everywhere in the tropics (its related to how we define 'the tropics') just on different days at different latitudes. There are some archeologists/historians who think that certain Meso-American cities were founded specifically so those cities would have a "Lahaina Noon" on a religiously-significant date. Kinda crazy, if true...

Posted by: Castle Guy at May 18, 2026 09:45 PM (3v7ra)

187 Sure, China thinks in terms of centuries. Mostly the 15th.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:42 PM (HdYcL)

One Child is a GREAT idea for a country who wants to become a global hegemony. Centuries my ass. You did not make 50 before you faceplanted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

188 Gas is $6 in Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:45 PM (A5RD0)

189 We dropped down to about there from the high of 4.49 last week.

Good because I need to get some gas tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

190 187 Sure, China thinks in terms of centuries. Mostly the 15th.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:42 PM (HdYcL)

One Child is a GREAT idea for a country who wants to become a global hegemony. Centuries my ass. You did not make 50 before you faceplanted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

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Birth Replacement Rate of over 1.0 is illegal = genius.

Apparently.

All while the West freaks out about the social safety net collapsing in the West because of a low birth replacement rate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:46 PM (xBVv0)

191 >>>Sure, China thinks in terms of centuries. Mostly the 15th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>You will see a shift to Russia vs. China. We may not hear much about it, but it is coming. Who has the resources next door?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 09:46 PM (D1E+2)

192 So close to Pride Month?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:47 PM (A5RD0)

193 If @RepThomasMassie loses tomorrow, the Republicans will become Israel's

Oh noez, I'll have to learn Hebrew to get ahead instead of Arabic. My kids won't have to worry about getting drugged and raped by Pashtuns.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

194 The decade of lectures from people who know better how to proceed than Trump, a guy who stood up from out of nowhere to save our country from the commie rats in both parties, and to actually give our side a voice, and then did so against all odds, is getting to be incalculable.

He either has a good reason or he's owned by some bad people or he's gone mentally retarded. I don't think it's the last two. I'm always willing to wait and see.

------

I'm not saying I know better. I'm saying "Bridge and Power Plant Day" was his idea. When I heard him say it, I said "now we're talking," because it's an excellent idea, and he should execute it.

It will end our Iran problem, it will put the Chinese' little yellow dicks in a real wringer, and utterly devastating a once-powerful enemy will scare the living daylights out of every foreign devil on this cursed Earth.

I view it as the single best way to cut a number of Gordian knots, and I wish he'd just go for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 09:49 PM (BI5O2)

195 If the Chinese were the visionary planners they pretend to be, cheap, worthless Chinesium would not be a thing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 09:49 PM (gnNyN)

196 Birth Replacement Rate of over 1.0 is illegal = genius.

Apparently.

All while the West freaks out about the social safety net collapsing in the West because of a low birth replacement rate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:46 PM (xBVv0)

But thats the thing. It was never replacement. It was 50%. That is what they set out to do and they intentionally halved their birthrate. Now, too many stallions and not enough mares, so the pop drops even more.

They essentially genocide themselves.

And I am supposed to think they are great fucking thinkers? Fuck off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

197 all the right people are supporting Massie - democrats, nazis and islamo-nazis

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 09:50 PM (GD0B3)

198
I thought (and I hope) that Pride Month is on the wane. Gluttony and Sloth Months sound better in any case.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:50 PM (HdYcL)

199
Yes, "tropic" comes from the Ancient Greek Homo meaning "turning point". The top one is the Tropic of Cancer and then southern point is the Tropic of Capricorn.

In those ancient Greek Homo days, the north turning point occurred with the Sun in Cancer. Due to precession since then, that occurs in Gemini at present.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 09:51 PM (w6EFb)

200 196 But thats the thing. It was never replacement. It was 50%. That is what they set out to do and they intentionally halved their birthrate. Now, too many stallions and not enough mares, so the pop drops even more.

They essentially genocide themselves.

And I am supposed to think they are great fucking thinkers? Fuck off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

========

2.1 is required to maintain population. At best, China has 0.7.

If China has a population of 1.2 billion, the Chinese population is 300 million in 50 years.

It's probably no more than 700,00,000 right now.

Any problems we have with having babies is nothing compared to China's problems with it.

China needs to be contained for a generation until it can be ignored completely. 30 years, tops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 09:52 PM (xBVv0)

201
Sabres tie it, 2-2.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:52 PM (HdYcL)

202 Montreal got hosed but I'll take it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 09:53 PM (viF8m)

203 Y'all should take some time and listen to that interview Loomer did with Cynthia West, the woman who had a relationship with him; he is so fucked up, in addition to being a vindictive, petty, and a really , really stupid grifter..I suspect he might have been fkng chickens when he was young, a la Larry Flint.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 09:53 PM (GD0B3)

204 I thought (and I hope) that Pride Month is on the wane. Gluttony and Sloth Months sound better in any case.
-
I don't expect congress to get around to declaring sloth month.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 09:54 PM (vSvIl)

205 You never go full chicken fucker.

Posted by: Grandpa Walton at May 18, 2026 09:55 PM (6C3mT)

206 Well, I got the trash to the dumpster. Now I'm hobnobbing with my fellow morons and sipping Old Crow. Tomorrow will come and it will be what it will be, for me a pulmonologist appointment.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 09:57 PM (LHPAg)

207 Rats, squirrels and bats.
What's this place coming to?

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 09:57 PM (oq9dX)

208 >>>They essentially genocide themselves.

And I am supposed to think they are great fucking thinkers? Fuck off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>Conquest is never off of the table. It will play out. Helmsman, make revolutions for the Sea of Japan.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 09:57 PM (D1E+2)

209 Should there be a regime change in Iran the oil is the thing that removes from having to provide any aid and that is a win in anyone's book.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 09:58 PM (z2aPa)

210 >You will see a shift to Russia vs. China. We may not hear much about it, but it is coming. Who has the resources next door?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---

You saw it yesterday. Trump is allowing Russian ghost tankers in waiting to sell at the market, except to China.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:58 PM (Mb4p6)

211 Chunky Yogurt and Massie are drinking from the same Iranian piss pot. Massie, who is very concerned about AIPAC, is taking money from an Iranian born billionaire. Who also heavily supported Biden...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 09:58 PM (GD0B3)

212 And Chunky is an IRGC mouthpiece.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 10:00 PM (GD0B3)

213 Now, all we need to do is stop, in any way, directly or tangentially, supporting Zelenski.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:00 PM (Mb4p6)

214 205 You never go full chicken fucker.
Posted by: Grandpa Walton at May 18, 2026 09:55 PM (6C3mT)
'What have you done with the liver, Alexander?'

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 10:01 PM (LHPAg)

215 He either has a good reason or he's owned by some bad people or he's gone mentally retarded. I don't think it's the last two. I'm always willing to wait and see.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 09:36 PM (vE0+H)


Trump is intentionally humiliating Ace.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)

216 Trump would not give this idiot Secretary of AG , so he became vindictive against Trump.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 10:02 PM (GD0B3)

217 hey, sidebar, resume breathing

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:02 PM (YlWIZ)

218 Chunky Yogurt and Massie are drinking from the same Iranian piss pot. Massie, who is very concerned about AIPAC, is taking money from an Iranian born billionaire. Who also heavily supported Biden...
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 09:58 PM (GD0B3)


You have found new people to hate! How nice for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:02 PM (rbvCR)

219 the ladder thing is probably a legal requirement

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:03 PM (YlWIZ)

220 Ukraine and Russia are nickel and diming themselves into obscurity. Let them continue.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 10:04 PM (z2aPa)

221 we'll callit the hatch ladder rule

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:04 PM (YlWIZ)

222 oh its a hatch. what? no ladder? write them up!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:05 PM (YlWIZ)

223 Let russia herniate offing the gold

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:06 PM (YlWIZ)

224 218 Chunky Yogurt and
Posted by: Kindltot
--

I'd like to punch that fat in the mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:06 PM (Mb4p6)

225 oh its a hatch. what? no ladder? write them up!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

The only thing odd about it is that there is no platform for the sniper.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 10:07 PM (/lPRQ)

226 anyone arrested over Burisma? no?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:07 PM (YlWIZ)

227 >> Let russia herniate offing the gold

Is that some sort of mnemonic?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 10:08 PM (w6EFb)

228 I'd like to punch that fat in the mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:06 PM (Mb4p6)


That'll learn them.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:08 PM (rbvCR)

229 Ukraine is nickle and diming us only it's more than that. It's time to cut them loose. Zelinski want's to fight Russia, let him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:09 PM (Mb4p6)

230 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 09:49 PM (BI5O2)

Fwiw I definitely wasnt referring to you. You have normal things to say. Good things. Well worded. And fwiw very little, we're pretty much in agreement most of time.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 10:09 PM (vE0+H)

231 227 >> Let russia herniate offing the gold

Is that some sort of mnemonic?

---------

The chair is against the wall

I say again, the chair is against the wall

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 10:09 PM (6C3mT)

232
That'll learn them.
Posted by: Kindltot
---

Probably not, but I'd feel better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:10 PM (Mb4p6)

233 I also don't think that ladder meets OSHA standards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

234 This is all just a distraction from
The Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 10:12 PM (8m2WD)

235 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

236 Noodicus OreNitecus

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:14 PM (Mb4p6)

237 Trump is intentionally humiliating Ace.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)

WORTH IT

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 10:15 PM (vE0+H)

238 Probably not, but I'd feel better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 10:10 PM (Mb4p6)


I spent the day in the back yard trying to figure out what the fault is in my washing machine, and why it is not spinning or agitating. I got it to work in the back yard and I even ran a couple of loads of laundry. Then I moved it back into the laundry room, where it failed to function again.
Getting that machinery to work would make me feel much better than punching someone.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)

239 Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)

That is strange. Sounds like it might be solar powered?

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 10:20 PM (vE0+H)

240 NOOD

CBD

ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2026 10:21 PM (Ra+Eb)

241 "Maybe I am naive, but I am genuinely puzzled by people who are true believers. As a political philosophy, it is so transparently false that it is difficult to comprehend the suspension of logic and the discarding of knowledge of the human condition that is necessary to believe in it.

The bosses are a different issue. They want power, and are willing to do anything to get it and exercise it. THAT I understand, because it is sadly part of the human condition."

You'll find that even the kooky old lady who runs the local used book store, that late-20's adjunct in the local community college, and so on - basically nobodies - all have a giant murder boner over the thought of being able to crush a bunch of their neighbors under their boot heel. Then throw in all the common crooks and thugs who just want a license to do their thing.

Even a lot of the trust fund idiots have a real dark streak.

Remember, the progs don't actually believe in anything other than their right to rule; what is morally right is by definition whatever they are doing.

The remainder is either useful idiots (mush-headed women and effeminate men driven by feels) or people just trying to bang commie chicks.

Posted by: heya at May 18, 2026 11:48 PM (dMrQI)

Quick Hits

drugpricesdown.jpg


Black dead ringer for Malcolm X Steve Cohen announces he won't be running in the new antigerrymandered Tennessee 9th district.

He's retiring to spend more time with his Bucket Chicken.

Cohen said he was retiring from Congress and public life, "This is by far the most difficult moment I've had as an elected official," he said. He claimed the people "wanted me again."

Cohen said he "considered" running in one of the newly-drawn districts, but he said they are "nothing like the ninth district that I've represented."

But even in that, he couldn't make a simple statement without throwing a bit of a fit.


He said he won't run for reelection in his district, with a caveat: "If the courts will give two more years to that district ... I will run for that office."

"I don't want to quit. I'm not a quitter. But these districts were drawn to beat me."

Translation? He knows he wouldn't win.

stevecohenbucketchecken.jpg

Also, that Justin X manlet says he's running.

Why do old liberal cows all think they can dance?

Jonathan Lemire, a leftwing propagandist and frequent panelist on Morning Joe, says that Trump now needs to face the same scrutiny about his age that Joe Biden did.

Note that Jonathan Lemire blocked that scrutiny of Biden every step of the way.

A liberal New York judge has, of course, excluded key evidence against the left's Cassanova Killer Luigi Mangione. But the gun and the diary -- the most important evidence -- remains in.

Fox:

A New York judge has ruled that some key evidence seized from Luigi Mangione's backpack during his arrest at a Pennsylvania McDonald's is inadmissible at trial, while some of it can still be shown to jurors, including the suspected murder weapon.

Judge Gregory Carro's written ruling was posted online ahead of a hearing Monday morning. He agreed with the defense argument that a search of Mangione's backpack at McDonald's was unconstitutional because it had been moved away from arm's reach, however, he found that a subsequent search of the bag at the police station was lawful. During that search, an officer found the handgun allegedly used in the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, 50.

He also found that most of Mangione's statements to police in Pennsylvania would be admissible, except for some made about his alleged fake ID after police read him his Miranda warning.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 NOW: The judge has just ruled IN FAVOR of assassin Luigi Mangione by SUPPRESSING evidence the cops found inside his backpack

Utter madness.

The jury will NOT learn about:
- Bullet magazine
- Cellphone
- Passport
- Wallet
- Computer chip

TOTALLY OMITTED from the jury.

The judge says the Mangione was ILLEGALLY searched because they took his bag after the shooting without a warrant.

The gun and diary will still be allowed in trial evidence.

Mamdani gave press passes to a couple of antifa-aligned "reporters" who announced, in their "reporting" on the Mangione hearing, that Brian Thompson deserved to be murdered and his children were better off without him.

Molly Crane-Newman
@molcranenewman

"I'm saying fuck Brian Thompson. I don't give a flying fuck he died," says Ashley Rojas, wearing her press badge provided by @NYCMayorsOffice. Lena Weissbrot adds that Thompson's teenage sons "are better off without him" and should "enjoy the blood money."


Whoops: I got this one backwards. Dana Loesch tried to book Tom "Pinecone" Massie but he seems butthurt.

massieinterview.jpg


Nice work, Mayor Karen: wildfires break out in southern California again.

Still not clearing that brush, huh?

Unfortunately, on Monday, a fast-moving wildfire broke out in Simi Valley, a Ventura County city about 35 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Over 200 acres have caught on fire and evacuations have been ordered. The images coming out are disturbing.


A Variety "reporter" attacked Spencer Pratt for "living in Santa Barbara."

With his parents.

Omitted from this statement: When Karen Bass burned down his house, he became homeless, and moved in with his parents. He has children, you know.

Marlow Stern
@MarlowNYC

he... lives in santa barbara

Pratt responded:


My house burned down. I lost everything. I can't rebuild. As a 42 year old man with 2 kids, I've had to move into my parents' house, and I'm getting attacked for that? This is journalism? This is why no decent people ever get into politics. This is why you only have goblins running everything. God help you if you try to make things right for your community...if you lose your entire town, "journalists" mock you for not making your kids sleep in the toxic dirt on your burned out lot. Who raised you, dude?


Pratt's trying to get the much-discussed, little-observed "Preference Cascade" going by letting Karens know that other Karens are secretly voting for him:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:24 PM




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1 Prima Moronus

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (u73oe)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (iVUs+)

3 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (u73oe)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (LdBR/)

5 Willowed:
Which trilogy??
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (DKe4e)

Why Anna, the ONLY trilogy. You know, the one that begins with Fellowship of the Ring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

6 Its not just Trump's footsteps you hear.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (YlWIZ)

7
Pratt-voting yoga mom is yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:30 PM (HdYcL)

8 Willowed from previous thread.

To be fair, those Jews were a little stinky after the Germans stuffed them into cattle cars for transport, without toilet or bathing facilities.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)
And they were gassed stinky and burned or buried stinky.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:30 PM (LHPAg)

9 Psst. Thompson, ace- not Johnson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

10 >>> Unfortunately, on Monday, a fast-moving wildfire broke out in Simi Valley



Unfortunately? I don't believe that what the shitlibs engineer has much to do with chance and luck.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)

11 There's a really funny shirt video of Spencer Pratt when he was on that reality show in his 20's and he's eating a chicken pot pie and his girlfriend is in lingerie and he's totally ignoring her and focusing on his pot pie

Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (zteMf)

12 I remember hearing a news story a few years ago about a fire up near Lake Tahoe, I think. A subdivision burned down except for two houses. A guy had cleared the brush around his house and that of his ex-wife, where she lived with their children. He had to pay a fine.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (VJX5o)

13 Apparently there was a shooting at a mosque in San Diego. Hope you're all ready for endless "Islamophobia" chin-stroking from the MSM for the next few weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/y7sj3bv6

(goes to Fox News)

Posted by: Halfhand at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (OflaC)

14
So if AI shreds the entertainment industry, what does LA have to offer?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (HdYcL)

15 We can hope Massie goes on Hasan Piker's stream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (DKe4e)

16 "I don't want to quit. I'm not a quitter. But these districts were drawn to beat me."


First of all, that's a fake bucket of chicken, secondly he isn't even eating it correctly, he is chewing on the bone side.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

17 1 Prima Moronus
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (u73oe)

Is that like prima noctae?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (DwqWV)

18 Former LAPD detective Mark Furhman is no longer detecting, mort at age 74

Posted by: Chuck Manson at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (2NfTM)

19 Regarding the Islamic Center shooting, 24-hour rule should be very much in effect, but this (from CBS News) is really odd:

Two suspected shooters involved in the attack were found dead inside a vehicle, San Diego Police Chief Scott Wahl told reporters.

The FBI said both shooters were teenagers.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (qivay)

20 "The judge says the Mangione was ILLEGALLY searched because they took his bag after the shooting without a warrant."

Active fucking shooter dumbasses.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (k8xm0)

21 First of all, that's a fake bucket of chicken, secondly he isn't even eating it correctly, he is chewing on the bone side.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

Point of order, sir! You're gay and your shit is retarded!
-moron horde

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

22 Sounds better if properly spelled in French.

Lemire becomes Le mire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (DKe4e)

23 >>>11 There's a really funny shirt video of Spencer Pratt when he was on that reality show in his 20's and he's eating a chicken pot pie and his girlfriend is in lingerie and he's totally ignoring her and focusing on his pot pie

#LikeABoss

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (1wjle)

24 "I'm saying fuck Brian Thompson. I don't give a flying fuck he died," says Ashley Rojas, wearing her press badge provided by @NYCMayorsOffice. Lena Weissbrot adds that Thompson's teenage sons "are better off without him" and should "enjoy the blood money."

For the most sympathetic, empathetic, caring, compassionate, understanding, and loving generation of women to ever grace us with their presence on Earth, these bitches sure seem like angry, bitter, blood-thirsty, ghouls for some reason.'

Do they not realize they are going off the narrative script?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

25 First of all, that's a fake bucket of chicken, secondly he isn't even eating it correctly, he is chewing on the bone side.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

Didn't the change to just "KFC" decades ago?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (qivay)

26 >>>9 Psst. Thompson, ace- not Johnson.

thanks. I keep forgetting that name.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (1wjle)

27 I think we can ALL be voting for Spencer Pratt, the way CA election integrity.... isn't.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (DwqWV)

28 Pearson is a verbal bomb throwing revolutionary wannabe . He'll probably face Charlotte Bergmann an African American Tenn legislator who worked for FedEx and seems like a good candidate. The redistricting was so racist the white guy is out and the likely two candidates will be African Americans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (gu0hJ)

29 "I don't want to quit. I'm not a quitter. But these districts were drawn to beat me."

Au contraire, they were drawn to CREATE you. Go find a gothic church to haunt.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (k8xm0)

30 Huh, I thought Barky claimed it, and the Auto-Pen administration did the same

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

31
Do they not realize they are going off the narrative script?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

__________

This is the Madame Defarge side of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (HdYcL)

32 "The judge says the Mangione was ILLEGALLY searched because they took his bag after the shooting without a warrant."

Active fucking shooter dumbasses.
Posted by: The Whine Guy

==

I remember hearing some stupid cop just started searching him at the McDonads because he matched a description. I dont know what the rules are, but of course a judge is totally willing to cut loose one of their street thugs on a technicality. Probably ask for his autograph later

Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (zteMf)

33 Eucalyptus is an invasive, exotic plant species to California. Highly resinous, oily wood - it practically explodes when lit.

It is unlawful to remove it, though. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (2NfTM)

34 Why Anna, the ONLY trilogy. You know, the one that begins with Fellowship of the Ring"

That the one where Picard and Barf fight on Trantor?

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:36 PM (MEtvx)

35 thanks. I keep forgetting that name.
Posted by: ace at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (1wjle)

LOL. Its in the article you linked!

Wait... YOU DONT READ THE CONTENT EITHER!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

36 Why do old liberal cows all think they can dance?

we just gotta moooove!

Posted by: ol' bessie at May 18, 2026 06:36 PM (sGtp+)

37 Wait a minute..."Fight fire with fire" is just an expression and not an actual firefighting strategy? OK, I did not know that. My bad.

Posted by: Mayor Largemouth Bass at May 18, 2026 06:36 PM (0e5Te)

38 I dont know what the rules are, but of course a judge is totally willing to cut loose one of their street thugs on a technicality. Probably ask for his autograph later
Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (zteMf)

Should probably check the judge's lips to see if they smell like Luigi's asshole.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:37 PM (DwqWV)

39 Uh-uh

Remember the Princess Diana thing and how that stayed in the news forever?

NBC Nightly News - "Deadly Shooting at San Diego Islamic Center." Hey, it's considered a hate crime!! That was fast.

I'll let you get back to whatever in what will soon be marked as one of the darkest days in American history.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)

40 That the one where Picard and Barf fight on Trantor?
Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:36 PM (MEtvx)

Frodo and Gandalf on the Ocean...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

41 And I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to shit in a Pringle's can.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (DwqWV)

42 >>> Eucalyptus is an invasive, exotic plant species to California. Highly resinous, oily wood - it practically explodes when lit.

It is unlawful to remove it, though. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (2NfTM)


I for one, blame the whole koala mafia. They're out of control.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

43 May all the evil she wishes upon others land on Ashley Rojas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (DKe4e)

44 Sandy Fire is up to 800 acres burnt, only a few houses. There is a reservoir in the area, and it is full so planes are dropping the retardant. I'm going to head back to the area home in a few minutes, looks like the advance my houses way has slowed since initial reports. Knock on wood.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (8avO+)

45 The redistricting was so racist the white guy is out and the likely two candidates will be African Americans
———

I thought “Black with a Capital B” was the preferred nomenclature now?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (2NfTM)

46 Pratt's trying to get the much-discussed, little-observed "Preference Cascade" going by letting Karens know that other Karens are secretly voting for him:


This will probably work a whole lot better than Kamala trying to get MAGA wives to vote for her to stick it to their husbands.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (6ydKt)

47 most sympathetic, empathetic, caring, compassionate, understanding, and loving generation of women"

Spoiled. The term is "spoiled".

Also, it's not clear that the shooting was "at" anything...72 hour rule

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (MEtvx)

48 Pratt's ads are hitting exactly where and when they need to. I may just have to find a mail in ballot somewhere!

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:39 PM (lCppi)

49 If the Pratt loses it won't be because of him or his campaign .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:39 PM (qrzX6)

50 And I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to shit in a Pringle's can.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (DwqWV)

That would be a tough bombing run in the back of Lincoln Continental on a family trip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

51 11 There's a really funny shirt video of Spencer Pratt when he was on that reality show in his 20's and he's eating a chicken pot pie and his girlfriend is in lingerie and he's totally ignoring her and focusing on his pot pie

Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (zteMf)

Pot pies get cold quickly.
Girls stay warm for a considerable amount of time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

52 And I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to shit in a Pringle's can.
———

That kind of goes without saying. “How” also comes to mind.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:40 PM (2NfTM)

53
Unfortunately, on Monday, a fast-moving wildfire broke out in Simi Valley, a Ventura County city about 35 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Over 200 acres have caught on fire and evacuations have been ordered. The images coming out are disturbing.

----------

Did the LA government remember to empty the reservoirs? How are the turbo-lesbians running the fire department doing? Nothing has been expected of them, I hope.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 18, 2026 06:40 PM (VWtfl)

54 Back in Black

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:40 PM (Cqx++)

55 Eucalyptus is an invasive, exotic plant species to California. Highly resinous, oily wood - it practically explodes when lit.

It is unlawful to remove it, though. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (2NfTM)

According to East of Eden, they were planted around fields and farmland to stop the wind

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:40 PM (lCppi)

56 Is that like prima noctae?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (DwqWV)

————-

Indeed!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:41 PM (u73oe)

57 If the Pratt loses it won't be because of him or his campaign

Tanned, rested and ready

Posted by: Truck full of mail-in ballots at May 18, 2026 06:41 PM (OflaC)

58 41 And I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to shit in a Pringle's can.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (DwqWV)

It's the Way of the Road.

Posted by: Ray, The Guy in the Chair at May 18, 2026 06:41 PM (qivay)

59 Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (DwqW

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 06:41 PM (8Xy/A)

60 Frodo and Gandalf on the Ocean...

Ahab, where's Starbuck?

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:41 PM (MEtvx)

61
And I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to shit in a Pringle's can.
Posted by: tcn in AK


It's uncomfortable enough using the Cologuard box.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++)

62 California vote fraud machine will be working overtime

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Years ago Imus did a takeoff on Wilford Brimley's Quaker Oats commercial.
Fake Brimley : I like Quaker Oats oatmeal. I like putting it in a Pringles can and f**king it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:42 PM (gu0hJ)

64 According to East of Eden, they were planted around fields and farmland to stop the wind
——

Hm, maybe. I read somewhere it was imported and grown as a less expensive source for railroad ties. Either way, it didn’t work.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:43 PM (2NfTM)

65 >>> And I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to shit in a Pringle's can.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (DwqWV)


Oh wow, I thought the whole "shit in a pringles can" was a new saying and I was trying to figure it out. The kids are always coming up with stuff like that so I thought it was the new Ohio or 67 but I see now garret brought it up in the earlier poo poo pee pee thread.

I'm glad I know that now because I was going to totally start using "shit in a pringles can" around my kid to show her I'm cool and that would have been really awkward.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:43 PM (3uBP9)

66 Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 06:35 PM (zteMf

He was searched after being arrested/detained. The reasoning the judge used was the backpack was no longer on his person at the time of his arrest. Sort of like having to still get a warrant to search a detainees car.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:43 PM (qrzX6)

67 Starbuck is banging Cassiopeia under the transom. Duh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (DKe4e)

68 That attack on Karen Bass isn't really fair. The zombies all have rotten teefs. Mayor Bass has promised to supply them with good teefs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (guGkK)

69 First of all, that's a fake bucket of chicken, secondly he isn't even eating it correctly, he is chewing on the bone side.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)
----
He can blame it on AI slop...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (gnNyN)

70 they were planted around fields and farmland to stop the wind"

Bottlebrush, too. Related plant. Lots of oil.

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (MEtvx)

71 Tamarisk is another wretched import. Tumbleweed, too. Aka “Russian Thistle”

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (2NfTM)

72 It's uncomfortable enough using the Cologuard box.

You do know that you're not supposed to send in an entire turd, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

73
Y'know, in some quarters, more decent ones, folks would interpret a balding white guy sowing down on a bucket of fried chicken as being a tinge, shall we say, racist.

You be you, Cohen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (s9VOe)

74 Starbuck is banging Cassiopeia under the transom. Duh."

"It's full of stars"

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:46 PM (MEtvx)

75 Is that like prima noctae?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (DwqWV)

————-

Indeed!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:41 PM (u73oe)

That 'First' has been around more than Kamala. Suit up, dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

76 First of all, that's a fake bucket of chicken, secondly he isn't even eating it correctly, he is chewing on the bone side.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

Didn't the change to just "KFC" decades ago?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM


Yep, it's a prop bucket and the a$$hole isn't even eating the piece of chicken correctly, he is gnawing on the bone side, just like he has never eaten a piece of fried chicken in his life.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:46 PM (0N4FZ)

77 You do know that you're not supposed to send in an entire turd, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

Most people can't read instructions today if they're longer than a tweet.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt)

78 Maren Jensen was hotter than Cassiopeia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:47 PM (gu0hJ)

79 53 How are the turbo-lesbians running the fire department doing?

turbo granny > turbo-lesbian

Posted by: dan da dan at May 18, 2026 06:47 PM (sGtp+)

80 Starbuck is banging Cassiopeia under the transom. Duh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (DKe4e)

For myself, the only 'choice' there was Adama's daughter Athena. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

81 According to East of Eden, they were planted around fields and farmland to stop the wind
Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:40 PM (lCppi)

You can still see the wind break strip of forest planted from the Canadian border south through the plain states as one of the depressions work projects.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:47 PM (qrzX6)

82 You do know that you're not supposed to send in an entire turd, right?"

No way!
Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't have licked the label shut ..

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:47 PM (MEtvx)

83 @80 see @78

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (gu0hJ)

84 67 Starbuck is banging Cassiopeia under the transom. Duh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (DKe4e)

Athena > Cassiopeia, but Serina > both of them.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (qivay)

85 73
Y'know, in some quarters, more decent ones, folks would interpret a balding white guy sowing down on a bucket of fried chicken as being a tinge, shall we say, racist.

You be you, Cohen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (s9VOe)73
Y'know, in some quarters, more decent ones, folks would interpret a balding white guy sowing down on a bucket of fried chicken as being a tinge, shall we say, racist.

You be you, Cohen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 06:45 PM (s9VOe)


It's not racist unless there's a huge side of watermelon.

And three hot, skinny black women feeding him grapes.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)

86 Squished yoga titties have so much potential

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (XLfSN)

87 Cops used to have it easier before the judges started siding with the crooks.

On Dragnet, prior to that episodes showed how it worked, they would knock on your door and ask “mind if we look around?”. Or they would haul you in for about 8 hours of questioning, and search your place before you got back home.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (2NfTM)

88 I remember hearing some stupid cop just started searching him at the McDonads because he matched a description. I dont know what the rules are, but of course a judge is totally willing to cut loose one of their street thugs on a technicality. Probably ask for his autograph later

It is possible the cop fucked up at the McDonalds. Warrantless searches are limited to specific sets of circumstances for a reason. If they didn't have separate probable cause to search the bag it's illegal if he wasn't under arrest. After a lawful arrest you can make an inventory search of someone's possessions incident to that arrest. I don't have all the fine details but the cop may very well have jumped the gun and weakened the case as a result. They seem to have piss-poor training on permissible searches under the 4th Amendment as a general matter.

Posted by: We could hate it but the judge could be legally correct at May 18, 2026 06:49 PM (TbWk/)

89 There's a really funny shirt video of Spencer Pratt when he was on that reality show in his 20's and he's eating a chicken pot pie and his girlfriend is in lingerie and he's totally ignoring her and focusing on his pot pie
Posted by: Leupold

Pot pies get cold quickly.
Girls stay warm for a considerable amount of time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Depends on the lingerie. But if they get cold: bonus headlights.

Posted by: mikeski tees one up at May 18, 2026 06:49 PM (VHUov)

90 I just had to fuckin' google "Massey pinecone."

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at May 18, 2026 06:49 PM (yFfLy)

91 I hope Pratt beats the Dims to ashes. Which is fitting with the burning of LA.

He's got a great ad company, that's for sure.

I am so out of it from my recent week with cholera, plumbing issues not related to cholera, and other crap I won't list... I kept thinking Spencer was Chris Pratt (and would still vote for him over that commie weirdo).

We've had a rough, rough week. When you are so sick you barely bat an eyelash at part of your house being dehumidified and blocked off with plastic walls or a son losing a job, you are sick.

How could anyone seriously vote for that freak? I know, I know, I underestimate the retardation of Dims.

Thankful I don't live in California, altho I always wanted to see Yosemite. Have seen much of the rest in college. I'd also like to go to Colorado in the fall but don't want my tourist money spent there (Telluride, have seen the rest).

Where is the Rhinestone Cowboy Hat Fredricka is my main question.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:49 PM (WONhk)

92
Old: Malcolm X

New: Moishe X

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (HdYcL)

93 2 words.

Wilma Deering.

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (MEtvx)

94 68 That attack on Karen Bass isn't really fair. The zombies all have rotten teefs. Mayor Bass has promised to supply them with good teefs.

indeed. should have her passing out dentures rather than pipes.

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (sGtp+)

95 24 "I'm saying fuck Brian Thompson. I don't give a flying fuck he died," says Ashley Rojas, wearing her press badge provided by @NYCMayorsOffice. Lena Weissbrot adds that Thompson's teenage sons "are better off without him" and should "enjoy the blood money."

What are the odds she has a "Hate has no home here" sign in her yard?

Posted by: moki at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (wLjpr)

96 We could start a pool on San Diego:

Wouldn't it be interesting to watch it disappear if it was some trans/furry/gays who went after the mosque because of Islam's teachings on homosexuality?

Posted by: barbarausa at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (enw9G)

97 Tweakers for Bass! I LOLED!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

98 Harold Ford, Jr. played the racism card on The Five today. He was upset because someone told Hakeem Jeffries to keep his "cotton picking" hands off of some other state's redistricting plan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

99 Christy, I hope you get better quickly. Any idea what bug you caught? It sounds awful

Posted by: moki at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (wLjpr)

100 13 Apparently there was a shooting at a mosque in San Diego. Hope you're all ready for endless "Islamophobia" chin-stroking from the MSM for the next few weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/y7sj3bv6

(goes to Fox News)

Posted by: Halfhand at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (OflaC)

I know that place...Islamic Center of San Diego...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

101 Someone explain to me why Trump calling off all the strikes and doing 2 more weeks of pointless “negotiations” is a Good Thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (AnnNE)

102
Karen Bass, on her best days, is a low functioning numpty. She aspires to dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (s9VOe)

103 Google says that its switch to the pre-fire maps of the Pacific Palisades was a routine maintenance error. They are putting the real time maps up ASAP. I smell BS

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (gu0hJ)

104 indeed. should have her passing out dentures rather than pipes.
Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (sGtp

Tell me you didn't watch the entire vid😃

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:53 PM (qrzX6)

105
indeed. should have her passing out dentures rather than pipes.
Posted by: anachronda


The video I watched had her passing out teeth at the end.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

106 Maybe the shooting in San Diego had nothing to do with the mosque. Maybe it was just Hispanic or Black yutes involved with drugs or gangs or both?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (Yl2Ob)

107 LA County is in a world of hurt since Gage, DeSoto, Kelly, and Mike Stoker retired.

Posted by: Emergency! Junkie at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (oftw2)

108 103 Google says that its switch to the pre-fire maps of the Pacific Palisades was a routine maintenance error. They are putting the real time maps up ASAP. I smell BS

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (gu0hJ)

BS is often found in hazardous quantities where ever politicians are at their highest density...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

109 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

That's surprising. Usually he's not that knee jerk kind of guy.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (qrzX6)

110 Trump doesn’t have Congressional support to restart the war.
It is what it is. There may be something brewing amongst the locals

Posted by: Accomack at May 18, 2026 06:55 PM (/Chlc)

111 Early on in the space program the first astronaut candidates selected were sent to the Lovelace medical clinic, a private firm. Since they didn’t know what to test for, they tried everything they could think of. Sperm count “here fill this bottle”. Enemas, given algebraic equations to finish while feet are immersed in a bucket of ice water. Crazy shit.

. You want to be an astronaut right? Pete Conrad got tired of submitting a stool sample every day, and submitted his all wrapped up in a red bow. They were not amused and he didn’t make the grade for the original 7 Mercury group.

“Not Suitable For Long Duration Space Flight” they said.

Another time they showed him a blank piece of paper, part of the Rorschach testing. He looked at it, flipped it around and handed it back to the guy. “It’s upside down”. The tech kind of flinched. They didn’t like that either. Ole Pete made group 2 though.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:55 PM (2NfTM)

112 101 Someone explain to me why Trump calling off all the strikes and doing 2 more weeks of pointless “negotiations” is a Good Thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (AnnNE)

Well they can never say he didn't try to negotiate.

But, yes, he's starting to look like Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:55 PM (6ydKt)

113 Apparently there was a shooting at a mosque in San Diego. Hope you're all ready for endless "Islamophobia" chin-stroking from the MSM for the next few weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/y7sj3bv6

(goes to Fox News)
Posted by: Halfhand at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (OflaC)


But!!! But!!! Poor black churches burning throughout the south!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 06:55 PM (2WIwB)

114 In California don't clear brush, bad fire, clear brush, bad fire.
You can't win. But the views are to die for!

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 06:55 PM (b2ADL)

115 101 Someone explain to me why Trump calling off all the strikes and doing 2 more weeks of pointless “negotiations” is a Good Thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (AnnNE

President Trump is aiming for the largest, most explosive, best kick-ass fireworks celebration display for the 250th!!

Cameras have to be put in place.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 06:56 PM (Sco7b)

116 13 Apparently there was a shooting at a mosque in San Diego. Hope you're all ready for endless "Islamophobia" chin-stroking from the MSM for the next few weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/y7sj3bv6

(goes to Fox News)

Posted by: Halfhand at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (OflaC)

It was quickly linked to Islamophobia

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 06:56 PM (zFsEm)

117 I'll bet them Duke boys had something to do with Boss Hogg loosing his seat.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (594J6)

118 99 Christy, I hope you get better quickly. Any idea what bug you caught? It sounds awful
Posted by: moki at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (wLjpr)

I think norovirus from grand kids. Not too bad after a day for them. I never puke and it went kaboom. Temp one night was a whopping 99. Basically I made frequent trips to the loo and put myself in isolation for 5 days to protect my husband.

Viruses mutate...usually weaker (I thought). Pity I never puke is all I can figure out. Three days of hell and my 4th stomach virus of my life. Whee

I did discover a clear fruity Pedialyte that I feel partially cured me or kept me from flaking out from no potassium. I will always have on hand for the end of the world.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (WONhk)

119 >>> Starbuck is banging Cassiopeia under the transom. Duh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (DKe4e)


Was Farrah Fawcett on BG or am I going bonkers? Let me check, ... bonkers. Dash you reality for not conforming to my 70s memory! The show had a lot of hotties. So she was an angel. I think a Charlie's Angels / BG crossover would have been ok. Or a battle of the network stars wrasslin' with them and add a little Erin Gray.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (3uBP9)

120 Dammit! Am I the only one here who now wants to have a bucket of greasy fried chicken?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (D1E+2)

121
LA County is in a world of hurt since Gage, DeSoto, Kelly, and Mike Stoker retired.
Posted by: Emergency! Junkie


Kelly went on to become a clone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (Cqx++)

122 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (AnnNE)

I'm trying not to second guess him as I get all my info from the news and not privy to what he gets. But on just the surface it's frustrating.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (qrzX6)

123 114 In California don't clear brush, bad fire, clear brush, bad fire.
You can't win. But the views are to die for!

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 06:55 PM (b2ADL)

If there's no rain, bad fire.
If there's lots of rain, bad fire in the future...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

124 Maybe the shooting in San Diego had nothing to do with the mosque. Maybe it was just Hispanic or Black yutes involved with drugs or gangs or both?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM


Pretty sure it's gang related and we will never hear another thing about the shooting nor will the shooters be identified because they are "juveniles".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:58 PM (0N4FZ)

125 A brushfire broke out in LILY WHITE Simi Valley.

Posted by: LA Times Style Guide at May 18, 2026 06:58 PM (n0jJc)

126 120 Dammit! Am I the only one here who now wants to have a bucket of greasy fried chicken?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (D1E+2)

You are not...but all that salt would cause my feet to swell up like toads, so I don't...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

127 Athena > Cassiopeia, but Serina > both of them.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (qivay)

Well thats just a silly comparison. Peak 70s Jane Seymour is probably in the top ten of hottest women who ever lived.

I mean, it's like comparing Sydney Sweeney and Helen Thomas- it's not even quite the same species.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

128 >>>
I did discover a clear fruity Pedialyte that I feel partially cured me or kept me from flaking out from no potassium. I will always have on hand for the end of the world.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (WONhk)


I had that earlier this year, it was horrible, wrecked my whole digestive system. I wanted to throw a party after my first normal bm.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)

129 20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, nowhere to go
I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 07:00 PM (lwMpu)

130 Maybe the shooters were buggered by the muzzie clerics?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

131 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:57 PM (WONhk)

Sorry you're feeling so miserable and hope it completely clears up soon. I must say, though, you have an amusing way of speaking of your troubles. If you haven't considered it ,I think you should consider writing short stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 07:00 PM (Yl2Ob)

132
Another time they showed him a blank piece of paper, part of the Rorschach testing. He looked at it, flipped it around and handed it back to the guy. “It’s upside down”. The tech kind of flinched. They didn’t like that either. Ole Pete made group 2 though.
Posted by: Common Tater


I liked the story of how some candidates would go out to south of the border eateries and load up on peppery dishes to the point where their turds were little boluses of pepper seeds. It was in "The Right Stuff" book.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 07:00 PM (s9VOe)

133 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 06:58 PM (0N4FZ)

If they killed themselves I doubt it was gang related.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:01 PM (qrzX6)

134 Trump called off the strikes because he's a weak ass all talk no action waffling mutherfucker.

Make ya feel better guys?

The strikes were delayed at the request of KSA and the UAE.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:01 PM (z2aPa)

135 antifa-aligned "reporters..."

Molly Crane-Newman
@molcranenewman
"I'm saying fuck Brian Thompson. I don't give a flying fuck he died," says Ashley Rojas, wearing her press badge provided by @NYCMayorsOffice. Lena Weissbrot adds that Thompson's teenage sons "are better off without him" and should "enjoy the blood money."

-------

Nothing says "Hero of the Workers' and Peasants' Revolution" like Manhattan chattering class bitches with names like Molly Crane-Newman and Ashley Rojas and Lena Weissbrot.

I wonder where they find the time to enlighten the rest of us between shifts at the smelter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:01 PM (BI5O2)

136 Mamdani gave press passes to a couple of antifa-aligned "reporters" who announced, in their "reporting" on the Mangione hearing, that Brian Thompson deserved to be murdered and his children were better off without him.


Anyone know if these assholes have kids?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)

137 127 Athena > Cassiopeia, but Serina > both of them.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 06:48 PM (qivay)

Well thats just a silly comparison. Peak 70s Jane Seymour is probably in the top ten of hottest women who ever lived.

I mean, it's like comparing Sydney Sweeney and Helen Thomas- it's not even quite the same species.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

Not quite. I get your scale, but Maren Jensen and the gal who played Cassiopeia were still 1's. Helen Thomas... *shudder*

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 07:02 PM (qivay)

138 Maybe the shooting in San Diego had nothing to do with the mosque"

There's already a report that it was around a landscaping project...

72 hours

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 07:02 PM (MEtvx)

139 The strikes were delayed at the request of KSA and the UAE.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:01 PM (z2aPa)

The KSA nuclear plants were attack twice in last weak. Is their request so they can prepare to join in the fight?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:04 PM (qrzX6)

140 Yes, the reservoirs are empty again. They drained them at the start of fire season to do dome kind of work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 18, 2026 07:04 PM (7T8ei)

141 I bet being a wealthy white basic bitch with a name that translates to English as "Whitebread" drives you into the arms of radicals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:04 PM (BI5O2)

142 That’s right - they all visited the Mexican restaurants after being cautioned to avoid eating any spicy food, and ate the hottest stuff they could find.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (2NfTM)

143
Gandalf and Pippin
Before the walls fell

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (s9VOe)

144 Anyone know if these assholes have kids?"

Well, send that to Princeton...

*old joke about newlyweds arguing about schooling offspring*

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (MEtvx)

145 Prima Moronus
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM


Dude. You're not new here.

It's Primum Commentum.

And along with your Primum Commentum, you get your choice of Primus Noctus with any of The View panelists!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (0sNs1)

146 Week = weak . . Autocorrect is a troll

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (qrzX6)

147 Not quite. I get your scale, but Maren Jensen and the gal who played Cassiopeia were still 1's. Helen Thomas... *shudder*
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 07:02 PM (qivay)

Well Sydney Sweeney is not peak Jane Seymour either. I wanted to use Helen Thomas and had to get the scaling right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

148 Gandalf and Pippin
Before the walls fell
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 07:05 PM (s9VOe)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

149 You guys reminding me how much I enjoyed Eastwood's Space Cowboys.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:06 PM (qrzX6)

150 Helen Thomas and had to get the scaling right."

Helen Thomas = lots of scales

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 07:06 PM (MEtvx)

151 Gandalf and Pippin
Before the walls fell"

Not the Hornburg

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 07:07 PM (MEtvx)

152 Given some of the comments in this Thread, you may be interested in the word Borborygmus.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

153 Diogenes I have no doubt if they have kids their Marxists parents are not doing much for them

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

154 Pratt-voting yoga mom is yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:30 PM (HdYcL)


Your AI overlords are getting good!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 07:07 PM (iERP6)

155 112 101 Someone explain to me why Trump calling off all the strikes and doing 2 more weeks of pointless “negotiations” is a Good Thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 06:52 PM (AnnNE)
---

Gives Russia time to sell the oil in his ghost tankers to OTCs (other than China). Just another little tightening on Xi's la testicles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 07:07 PM (Mb4p6)

156 >>Years ago Imus did a takeoff on Wilford Brimley's Quaker Oats commercial.
Fake Brimley : I like Quaker Oats oatmeal. I like putting it in a Pringles can and f**king it

Did you hear the one he did with Brimley around Thanksgiving? Poor bird.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)

157
That’s right - they all visited the Mexican restaurants after being cautioned to avoid eating any spicy food, and ate the hottest stuff they could find.
Posted by: Common Tater


I would not put myself at any of those guys levels as pilots and heroes, but their senses of humor and "eat it" when it came to authority were tight up my alley.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 07:08 PM (s9VOe)

158 >>>You are not...but all that salt would cause my feet to swell up like toads, so I don't...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>I'll have to make my own, because there isn't a chicken shack within 30 miles of here.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 07:08 PM (D1E+2)

159 Harry Vamdenburg, I don't know. I do know that Pakistan has sent 8,000 troops to Saudi.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:09 PM (z2aPa)

160
Your AI overlords are getting good!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 07:07 PM (iERP6)

___________

This sort of AI is.... approved.

*stamps form*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:09 PM (HdYcL)

161 The strikes were delayed at the request of KSA and the UAE.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:01 PM (z2aPa)
*********************************88

Thank you. I have no idea what is going on and will watch Tulsi tonight.

This week has been like one of those toy boxing guys where you get hit and spring back for another hit infinity. My husband tells me something and I say, "Wow" or "ok."

This house is very big. So part of the basement being blocked off with plastic and dehumidified after mold treatment is meh to me. Although we have to wash dishes in the half bathroom sink or use paper plates and cups. Life goes marching on.

We will be going to NOLA and to see my 95yr old mother on Saturday should we survive til then. She knows nothing as we try to keep her from worrying.
She has not yet met her newest great-granddaughter and we are all going. Storms keep knocking out power on the farm and generators are going, so it should be a ton of fun!

I don't worry much to start with but maybe I should now? Eh? Supposed to rain all weekend and grands will go nuts.

All I care about is my birthday dinner at Galatoire's in NOLA the night before we fly back here. This may not be normal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

162 ...IAH named the new international gates after S. J. Lee.

Virtue signal lit!

Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (MEtvx)

163 It was quickly linked to Islamophobia

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 06:56 PM (zFsEm)


And that Juden ratte Gov. Shapiro had to spout off about it.

Fuck him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (iERP6)

164 Report: Pakistan Deploys Jets and Troops to Saudi Arabia for Iran War

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (VPPG8)

165 150 Helen Thomas and had to get the scaling right."

Helen Thomas = lots of scales
Posted by: man at May 18, 2026 07:06 PM (MEtvx)

Helen Thomas? Oh Lord please put those scales back on my eyes!

Posted by: St. Paul at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (qivay)

166 The Bass AI vid. is very well done.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:11 PM (qrzX6)

167 If Ace did not identify the Kentucky Fried Chicken guy I'd think he was Danny DeVito.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:11 PM (WONhk)

168 Trump is doing the Saudi Sword Dance
Report: Pakistan Deploys Jets and Troops to Saudi Arabia for Iran War

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 18, 2026 07:12 PM (VPPG8)

169
"I'm saying fuck Molly-Crane Newman. I don't give a flying fuck she dies.

Ditto her husband.

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 07:13 PM (NFX2v)

170 I do have a Popeyes close to me and would love to be 22 again when I ate that crap 3x a week with no ill effects. Now I treat myself once a quarter or more and suffer through feeling bad for a day .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:14 PM (qrzX6)

171 MS NOW is all in on the Islamic shooting.

They're not masturbating on air but if one of the teens had a MAGA hat, all bets are off.

I get the feeling they're already planning an Obama prayer pentagram of healing.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 07:14 PM (Sco7b)

172 "Nothing wrong with shooting, long as the right people get shot."

-INSP Callahan, SFPD

Posted by: Don Black- ever stalwart at May 18, 2026 07:14 PM (ZxPkt)

173 LA County is in a world of hurt since Gage, DeSoto, Kelly, and Mike Stoker retired.
Posted by: Emergency! Junkie


They were all replaced with fat lesbians years ago, who we all know are naturally better-suited to all positions of civil authority.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 07:15 PM (guGkK)

174
Fried chicken is one of the ways God says He loves us. Dogs are another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:15 PM (HdYcL)

175 All I care about is my birthday dinner at Galatoire's in NOLA the night before we fly back here. This may not be normal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

Good choice.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 07:16 PM (zFsEm)

176 The oil dump by the IRGC has now spread over not only Iran but over to KSA, Qatar and Kuwait.
A full IRGC oil tanker has sunk without any explanation

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:16 PM (z2aPa)

177 162 ...IAH named the new international gates after S. J. Lee.

Virtue signal lit!
Posted by: man
---

That new mayor, WhiteMan, is a big hit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 07:16 PM (Mb4p6)

178 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

Feel better.
Soon.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 07:17 PM (Sco7b)

179 I think CA is considering legislation to ban those kinds of AI ads

also saw on X where a guy in the UK was arrested for posting a picture of a bacon sandwich online

Posted by: Don Black- ever stalwart at May 18, 2026 07:17 PM (ZxPkt)

180 I'm going out on a limb and guessing Lena Weissbrot is the one on camera right with the horrible bangs and ugly clothes - the Wicked Witch of The East Coach:

https://tinyurl.com/3jckb4kw

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:18 PM (BI5O2)

181 Trump doing his Sword Dance

The Paki's have a pact with Saudi Arabia. Sending 8000 troops to fight Iran....

https://tinyurl.com/mrzjfv9f

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 18, 2026 07:18 PM (VPPG8)

182 Attempts on Trump: staged

Murder of C. Kirk: awful, but he was a hateful bigot, so, I mean...

Murders/attacks on Jews, synagogues: Horrible, terrible! But c'mon, Israel, so, you know?...

Shooting at Islamic Center:...?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 07:18 PM (qivay)

183 178 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

Feel better.
Soon.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 07:17 PM (Sco7b)

Wait, I'm all confused.
Screw it. Bedtime.
By 7:30.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 07:19 PM (Sco7b)

184 Hunter Biden has taped a show with Candace Owens.
It will be aired tomorrow.
We have reached end times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:19 PM (gu0hJ)

185 174
Fried chicken is one of the ways God says He loves us. Dogs are another.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:15 PM (HdYcL)

Got that right!

Posted by: Barry O at May 18, 2026 07:20 PM (qivay)

186 Burn it off, that will get rid of it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 07:20 PM (Mb4p6)

187 ChristyBlinky, if you watch Tousi this evening you are going get a good laugh at the IRGC teaching regime supporting women how to fire a rifle.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:20 PM (z2aPa)

188 It could be a laugh riot

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

189 Donald Trump's House of Wings

https://tinyurl.com/9svwmtwt

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 07:20 PM (viF8m)

190 Maybe they got two dead guys in a car at San Diego? Like they had one dead guy in a hotel room in Las Vegas?

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 07:21 PM (LHPAg)

191 I'm going out on a limb and guessing Lena Weissbrot is the one on camera right with the horrible bangs and ugly clothes - the Wicked Witch of The East Coach:

What if a sniper took all three of them out right after the picture was taken? We would all be left to decide on our own whether the right persons were killed.

Those are the rules now as I understand them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 07:22 PM (guGkK)

192 178 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

Feel better.
Soon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 07:17 PM (Sco7b)
****************************

Thanks. I am 100% better since Friday, just tired and no appetite. Plus no concept of time or date. I did autoclave the bathroom yesterday.

The no appetite is a good thing (I guess). I would not recommend this for weight loss, however, unless you like colonoscopy preps. Homos probably do like Startled Starmer...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:22 PM (WONhk)

193 >>>Fried chicken is one of the ways God says He loves us. Dogs are another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>If I have to make it, I prefer grilled, but I'm not picky, - if someone else prepares it, pressure cooked and a hard-battered deep-fry works for me. With corn on the cob and a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

194 Attempts on Trump: staged

Murder of C. Kirk: awful, but he was a hateful bigot, so, I mean...

Murders/attacks on Jews, synagogues: Horrible, terrible! But c'mon, Israel, so, you know?...

Shooting at Islamic Center:...?

----

FAFO

Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2026 07:23 PM (rdVOm)

195 @173. Gage got on my nerves. DeSoto was ok.

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2026 07:23 PM (b2ADL)

196 I wonder if both of the shooters had been molested?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 07:24 PM (2WIwB)

197 190 Maybe they got two dead guys in a car at San Diego? Like they had one dead guy in a hotel room in Las Vegas?
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 07:21 PM (LHPAg)

Oh sh*t, did we forget to place the maga hat and yarmulka on those guys?

Posted by: 3 letter guy at May 18, 2026 07:24 PM (qivay)

198 Pakistan's military in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izO02t7KfCE

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

199 Wally Schirra had balls that clanked.

NASA nutritionists said Coffee has no food value or calories so will not be included on spaceflights.

Wally said, not so fast. If we don’t need it in space, you don’t need it on the ground either. He made this stick. Lasted about 3 days maybe, and they relented.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 07:25 PM (2NfTM)

200 With corn on the cob and a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

At my first job after college, the office always made lunch for an employee on their birthday . You got to choose. I chose Fried chicken, corn on the cob and mash potatoes 😀

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:25 PM (qrzX6)

201 Plus no concept of time or date.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:22 PM (WONhk)


Some people pay very good money for that!


MS Now has broken away from the shooting.
I wonder if the narrative collapsed?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 07:25 PM (Sco7b)

202 170 I do have a Popeyes close to me and would love to be 22 again when I ate that crap 3x a week with no ill effects. Now I treat myself once a quarter or more and suffer through feeling bad for a day .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 07:14 PM (qrzX6)

I go by there once or twice a month.
Just had some for dinner, actually,

I love their chicken tenders and cajun fries.
Mashed potatoes and gravy and red beans and rice are good too,

The fried chicken isn’t terrible but it’s only slightly less greasy than KFC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

203 LA County is in a world of hurt since Gage, DeSoto, Kelly, and Mike Stoker retired.
Posted by: Emergency! Junkie

Roy DeSoto bought a roadhouse in Missouri after he retired.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 07:27 PM (CNl8/)

204 Apparently there was a shooting at a mosque in San Diego. Hope you're all ready for endless "Islamophobia" chin-stroking from the MSM for the next few weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/y7sj3bv6

(goes to Fox News)

Posted by: Halfhand at May 18, 2026 06:31 PM (OflaC)

It was quickly linked to Islamophobia
Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 06:56 PM (zFsEm)

Allegedly, the shooter is a mooslim. Muslims killing muslims.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

205 Whether or not that's Lena, I'd bet the Wicked Witch of the East Coast isn't actually from NYC. That kind of self-insistent try-hardery just screams "I hated my red state upbringing and especially my dad, and now I'm so very urban, quirky, noncomformist."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:29 PM (BI5O2)

206 When I found Lefty's seasoning I don't do chicken anywhere but home.

Better than Popeyes, no contest.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 07:30 PM (z2aPa)

207 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

208 >>>>>>Fried chicken is one of the ways God says He loves us. Dogs are another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>If I have to make it, I prefer grilled, but I'm not picky, - if someone else prepares it, pressure cooked and a hard-battered deep-fry works for me. With corn on the cob and a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

>I guess I should have socked Barry Soetoro. Kenyan Fried Canine.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 07:31 PM (D1E+2)

209 Allegedly, the shooter is a mooslim. Muslims killing muslims.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

But, you know, muzzie on muzzie violence is unheard of.

No tribalism!! *coily the spring sprite whistle*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 07:31 PM (0aYVJ)

210 Speaking of Cohen, I understand that the leading Republican for the new district is a black female. True?

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2026 07:31 PM (w3u3d)

211 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 07:31 PM (0aYVJ)

212 Anyone remember Pioneer Chicken? I looked it up, there's one location left, in Los Angeles. I always preferred KFC as a kid, but Pioneer had a presence back in the 80s.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 07:32 PM (qivay)

213 @210 yes, Charlotte Bergmann

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:32 PM (gu0hJ)

214 Pakistan's military in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izO02t7KfCE
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)


I worked with the Paki Army Electronic Warfare guys for a couple.of.weeks. They were sharp.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 07:32 PM (2WIwB)

215
See Don Pettit's famous zero-g coffee mug. Coffee is a big deal.

Pettit's Zero-g mug uses capillary action to get the liquid right up to the rim where one can sip in some semblance of normal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 07:32 PM (w6EFb)

216 Allegedly, the shooter is a mooslim. Muslims killing muslims.

Jake Tapper makes sad-face. One of his dip-stick guests was insinuating "white supremacy."

Posted by: Halfhand at May 18, 2026 07:33 PM (OflaC)

217 174
Fried chicken is one of the ways God says He loves us. Dogs are another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:15 PM (HdYcL)

Yes indeed!

Posted by: Barry Sotero at May 18, 2026 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

218 "I hated my red state upbringing and especially my dad, and now I'm so very urban, quirky, noncomformist."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:29 PM (BI5O2)

The only people they won't rebel against ate their friend clique.

We are living in Mean Girls world now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 07:34 PM (6ydKt)

219 179 I think CA is considering legislation to ban those kinds of AI ads

also saw on X where a guy in the UK was arrested for posting a picture of a bacon sandwich online

Posted by: Don Black- ever stalwart at May 18, 2026 07:17 PM (ZxPkt)

Show me on the doll where the bacon sammich hurt you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

220 Harold Ford, Jr. played the racism card on The Five today. He was upset because someone told Hakeem Jeffries to keep his "cotton picking" hands off of some other state's redistricting plan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)
====

Watching it now. He is so dumb.

Harold Ford: "We shouldn't change congressional districts mid-decade."

Other: "Why not?"

Harold Ford: ???

Thanks for being here, Harold Ford, Jr. He makes me miss Jessica Tarlov.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:35 PM (RIvkX)

221 109 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

That's surprising. Usually he's not that knee jerk kind of guy.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (qrzX6)


Usually, but it wouldn't be unprecedented. I vaguely recall an occasion where Harold blithely spouted the Narrative du jour, even though it was a pass/fail IQ test and made him look dumb. If memory serves, Greg pulled out the ol' "I'm not even mad, just disappointed."

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 07:36 PM (Sy6m/)

222 This ad is dead on. @MayorOfLA Karen Bass has LA looking like a drug filled zombie wasteland. We don’t have to live like this.

-------------

Free Dentures In Every Pot!

/Hunter Biden hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2026 07:37 PM (dgQNF)

223 I think CA is considering legislation to ban those kinds of AI ads

also saw on X where a guy in the UK was arrested for posting a picture of a bacon sandwich online

Posted by: Don Black- ever stalwart at May 18, 2026 07:17 PM (ZxPkt)

Show me on the doll where the bacon sammich hurt you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

----------------

"Doctor Freud, I have nightmares of bacon sandwiches with teeth! What could THAT possibly mean?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2026 07:41 PM (dgQNF)

224
219 179 I think CA is considering legislation to ban those kinds of AI ads”

They already tried that and their law was already found to be unconstitutional.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:42 PM (AnnNE)

225 163. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

His political campaign in progress:

Gov. Josh Shapiro visits mosque after it was shot at multiple times
The Pike County Islamic Center was shot at during the holiest month of the year for Muslims. Shapiro celebrated Ramadan and showed his support for the congregation.
Updated: 10:56 PM EST February 25, 2026

Pa Governor Shapiro speaks at Al Sharpton's National Action Network a month ago.

A schizophrenic off medication, and whose mother tried to get report him for help, broke into the Gov's Mansion for about a minute despite extensive State Police protection & it became a religious attack after he ranted about Gaza at his trial.
(Before that, it was property forclosure.)

Note: Shapiro employs 21 full time communications, press, web, and social media staffers in his official taxpayer-funded administration.

Obama light.






Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 07:43 PM (NFX2v)

226 210 Speaking of Cohen, I understand that the leading Republican for the new district is a black female. True?
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2026 07:31 PM (w3u3d)

True! And it’s racist to let a Black Republican represent that district rather than a White Liberal Democrat! Why it’s Jim Crow all over again!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:44 PM (AnnNE)

227 224
219 179 I think CA is considering legislation to ban those kinds of AI ads”

They already tried that and their law was already found to be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Tom Servo


When did "unconstitutional" ever stop us? California dances to its own tune, man.

Posted by: zombie at May 18, 2026 07:48 PM (Av6i5)

228 175 All I care about is my birthday dinner at Galatoire's in NOLA the night before we fly back here. This may not be normal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

Good choice.
Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2026 07:16 PM (zFsEm)
***************************

Our grands make 5 generations who love this place and we never miss it (or at least a lunch there). Food never fails at that restaurant.

I will rebound my appetite and survive for this and other things that seemed far away last week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 08:33 PM (WONhk)

229 Yesterday PG&E shut down a huge amount of it's California services because of wind storm.

However in my area PG&E just sent a text claiming the 5+ hour shutdown was because a mylar party balloon got tangled in its wires. Oh, it was pretty windy too.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 09:19 PM (K4Dl+)

230 Comments down on the cafe and ont not up....

Posted by: qixlqatl at May 18, 2026 10:10 PM (2zQ7w)

231 California, ex post facto, conflict of interest, and for a real laugh, statute of limitations and don't start about immunity or lack thereof

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 10:13 PM (YlWIZ)

JD Vance, Pete Hegseth Blast Flakey Fetish Weirdo Tom "Pinecone" Massie In Last Push in Primary Election

But before that the positive case for Ed Gallrein, SEAL and farmer, and the next congressman for Kentucky District 4.


This contest between Massie and Gallrein marks the first time that the incumbent congressman has faced a one-on-one primary.

There is no doubt that this is his toughest race. Voters here have said they've moved away from him, not because of his quarreling with Trump, but because he's made it about himself, not them.

In contrast, Gallrein, a multigeneration Kentuckian with decades of service in the U.S. military, is a relative newcomer to politics. He ran once in a crowded primary race for state senate in 2024, ultimately losing by just a smidge more than 100 votes.

Gallrein spent time away from Kentucky while he was in the military, but it didn't take Kentucky out of him. His drawl is rich and deliberate, and his manners are impeccable. He retired 12 years ago and went right back to getting a little soil under his nails. His family also runs a popular destination farm in Shelby County, in the western stretch of the 4th Congressional District.

In our interview, Gallrein said that he grew up on the family dairy farm, "Which is a contact sport, and for five generations we've been farming in Kentucky for over a hundred years down on the river bottoms," he said.

His military bearing hasn't left him either. When he speaks, he commands the room, which draws the attention of voters interested in learning something new, as he did Thursday night at a GOP dinner in Kenton County.

Gallrein stepped up to the podium. And after connecting with voters over football rivalries, he got right to the point. A call to service led him to join the military, but also to farming and running for Congress.

"President Reagan inspired me to serve in 1983. There were no books or movies [on the SEALs] when I signed up for the SEALs from the farm field in Kentucky. So I left Kentucky and chose the hardest path I could to serve our nation because I had the audacity to think I could make a difference," he said.

Gallrein, who rose to become a Navy SEAL officer and had a career that spanned three decades, said, "I served this nation leading missions around the world on seven different SEAL teams, including multiple times on SEAL Team Six, earning four bronze stars."

Gallrein told the Washington Examiner that when his military service ended, he proudly came home to Kentucky. "Back to the farm, back to my family, back to serving veterans, and I thought my time was over."

That was until Trump reached out to Gallrein last fall to come to the White House for a visit.

"Thirty minutes into that conversation on Oct. 17, President Trump said, 'Ed, I don't have two consecutive terms like President Reagan to enact the agenda that I was overwhelmingly elected to deliver. Every year matters, every month matters, every week matters, every day matters. And every vote in the Congress and Senate matters.'"

Gallrein said that Trump told him, "You need to serve our nation again."

"Then it hit me hard," Gallrein said. "Because I'd already lived a life of sacred obligation as a career SEAL officer, leading troops all around the world. Some who didn't come home. They gave their all."

So Gallrein went home, fed the livestock that night, talked with his family, prayed on it, went to church, and made the same decision he made in 1983 when President Ronald Reagan inspired him. "Duty, honor, country. If not me, who? If not now, when?"


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 NOW: SecWar Pete Hegseth goes HARD against Rep. Thomas Massie while campaigning in Kentucky

"At some point, being against everything becomes an excuse for accomplishing NOTHING."

"At some point, constant obstruction is not leadership, it's just commentary. It's obstruction."

"President Trump does not need more people in Washington who are trying to make a point, especially from his own party."

"He needs people willing to help him win, to vote with him when it matters the most. And too often, Massie is acting like his job is to stand apart from the movement that President Trump leads instead of strengthening it."

"When President Trump needs backup, Massie wants to debate process."

"When the movement needs unity, especially at the biggest moments, Massie's willing to vote with Democrats."

"When conservatives are fighting the most radical left in American history, too often Massie's instinct is to throw elbows at fellow Republicans instead of the people who are destroying our country or want to destroy our country."

"Understand that in the middle of a fight, you don't weaken your own side, you advance to the objective. And that's what Ed Gallrein understands."



This criticism by Vance is from a TPUSA event in the past, but it's being recirculated now.


"Voting against the party on every single issue. You're eventually going to make too many enemies. It's not one issue or 3 issues it's every single issue. Every time we've needed Thomas for a vote he has been unwilling to provide it"

"When you always vote against the party, you can't expect the party to back you"

The Republican Party is President Trump's party. Massie must go.




Last week, Kurt Schlichter summed up weird sex asshole Massie.

Next week, the people of the 4th Congressional District of Kentucky have a chance to punt that useless poser Thomas Massie through the goalposts of failure. Let's hope they do. This ridiculous clown was merely a tiresome curiosity when the Republicans had a decent margin in the House, but then, he found himself with a little bit of heat because of the current small margin. And he made the best of it, through shameless lies and cringe-worthy self-promotion, going from marginal mediocrity to an active abscess on the buttocks of the party. It's time to lance that boil.

Libertarians are useless at best, and it's worse when they are active co-conspirators with the Democrats. There's this idea that libertarians are actually Republicans who simply like dope, but that's not so. They're like that mythical creature we used to hear about in the '90s, the fiscally conservative but socially liberal voter who inevitably voted however the Democrats wanted. And that's what Massie does, though he tries to cloak it in the garments of principle. It's unclear whether he's ever actually passed any legislation of his own, though he's always eager to propose bills; he's unable to get anyone to join him. That's because everybody hates him. That's because he's a jerk.

Before his wife sadly died young a couple of years ago, he was content to be a fringe weirdo with bad hair and no heat. Once she tragically passed away, he visited a hairstylist, married a leftist staffer 20 years his junior, and decided he needed to broaden his horizons, which meant helping the Democrats and shafting the GOP more openly than before. And perhaps he became a player, too, at least according to a woman who said he tried to pay her 60 grand to shut up about their kinky affair. I don't know if that is true or not, and I kind of doubt it for several reasons including that the idea of a schlub like Thomas Massie scoring is so inherently unbelievable. Still, the story is out there. The primary voters of the Kentucky 4th can decide whether this current scandal matters, but there are plenty of reasons to dump this loser besides unproven claims about his inability to satisfy a woman.

You know, like being the ringmaster for the whole Epstein circus.

The Epstein affair, which rapidly became an idiotic moral panic and an IQ test that far too many people failed, was this guy's claim to fame. Suddenly, this nobody was somebody, appearing on all the regime shows and getting a bunch of press because of his courageous and principled stand. Just kidding. Principles had nothing to do with it. It was his willingness to attack fellow Republicans over the shakiest of shaky allegations. He didn't care who he hurt with his lies. You'll notice above that I carefully set forth that the claims against Massie himself are unproven and merely allegations. That's because I'm not a scumbag who makes unqualified accusations against people when I don't have proof that I find compelling. But Massie had no such compunctions. He was perfectly willing to go out and essentially argue that Donald Trump was the head of a pervert ring and claim that a whole bunch of other people were part of it, and that he had that information, and he was going to see the truth come out. And where is this truth? Nowhere. Nada. A big nothing. He didn't expose anyone because it was all crap. It was all a lie. And he didn't care.

And he still doesn't care that he lies. Donald Trump wants to get rid of this dork and has endorsed Ed Gallrein in the primary. I've had a chance to interview Ed, and he's a solid guy, a straightforward and strait-laced conservative who loves his country. Massie talks about how he's principled and patriotic -- he went on Tucker, who has gone insane, and Tucker claimed that this primary election will show whether a candidate who loves America can win. And it will, but not the way Tucker meant. Ed was a Navy SEAL captain, and he showed his love for America by fighting for it rather than posing for the cameras like Massie did back when the Epstein thing was useful and the regime media still paid attention to him.

"Pinecone"?

When you see people defending Massie passionately and wonder "But how could this weird vain loser nonentity provoke such passion?," the answer is: Because his passionate defenders know what his real agenda is.

Joel Mowbray
@joelmowbray

🚨 EXCLUSIVE
Thomas Massie superfan -- and campaign supporter -- Ryan Matta is a full-blown Holocaust denier.

Among other claims, Matta (who wore "American Reich" gear in photo with Massie) says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."

Matta has created numerous videos purporting to "expose" the "Holo-hoax" and discuss the "JQ."

In short, these conspiracy theory videos are so central to Matta's online persona that anyone familiar with him knows that he's one of the biggest Holocaust deniers on social media.

Given how popular he is in Massie-supporting circles -- Matta is quite friendly on X with Tucker Carlson's brother Buckley, for example -- it is inconceivable that the campaign (or even Massie himself) was unaware of Matta's overtly pro-Hitler views.

Nor does Matta hide that, of course.

He was wearing an "American Reich" hoodie in various pro-Massie social media videos in recent days.

And though candidates take many photos with lots of people, Massie knows how popular he is with anti-Semites, yet he had no qualms taking a photo with someone who stamped himself as "American Reich."

Unless Massie immediately apologizes for associating with Matta and prohibits him from campaign events, then there should be little doubt about the kind of man Massie truly is.

Post here, with video. In the video, this Massie super-fat explains that Nazi concentration camps were actually very clean and provided first rate medical services and that more "J's" (he avoids saying "Jews" for some reason) were born in the Nazi camps than "passed away."

Passed away. They passed away you guys.

I've said it before: Of course not every libertarian is a cryptonazi -- but Nazis have found the "libertarian" flag a convenient Flag of Convenience to fly to hide their actual agenda.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 18, 2026 05:21 PM (iVUs+)

2 "Flaky fetish weirdo" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (2sfNr)

3 Pinecone? Sounds prickly.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (YwEeS)

4 That is a very ... glowing article. Very positive for Gallrein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

5 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

6 I read the Content!

Posted by: DBCooper at May 18, 2026 05:28 PM (jDPg2)

7 But before that the positive case for Ed Gallrein, SEAK and farmer, and the next congressman for Kentucky District 4.

What's a SEAK?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

8 The crashout from the Massholes is already epic. He's losing, and they know it.

Literally EVERY Twatter post about it is instantly flooded with YOU JUST HATE HIM CAUSE HE DOESN'T TAKE AIPAC DIRTY JEW MONEY AND YOU'RE ISRAEL FIRST

blah blah blah

Literally Ro Khanna, Ana Kasperian, Politico, the NYT and freaking AL JAZEERA were out simping for Massie last week.

And the Massholes scream LOL YOU LYING THEY DIDN'T ENDORSE HIM. No, they just ran a bunch of tongue bath articles glazing him and talking up how great he was.

The left is fully engaged in trying to drag Massie over the finish line, and it ain't because he's 'America first' and a 'principled conservative'.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (AjL/0)

9 So squirrels munch on Massie's junk. Good to know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (gu0hJ)

10 What's a SEAK?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

A gay furry who hits the wrong key on their keyboard, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

11 Tom Massie is asshole.

Posted by: The Asshole Store at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (mC7bQ)

12 Dear Penthouse Forum,

I was just hanging from a pine tree at a small liberal arts college, and I never expected something like this to happen to me...

Posted by: Pinecone at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (wGerL)

13 Can he tell us why Trump surrendered to the Taliban ?

Posted by: Paul at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (rqXcT)

14 I hope he doesn't pull if off. The primary, not his pinecone.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

15 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

16 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


Yes ... unless they're vetted by CBD and Sefton, of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (diia5)

17 Well, Dan Bongino is an expert on failure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

18 And Paul seems confused, again.

Probably couldn't manage to shit in a Pringles can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

19 I hope he doesn't pull if off. The primary, not his pinecone.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

Just until you need glasses, kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

20 10 What's a SEAK?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

A gay furry who hits the wrong key on their keyboard, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

Give him a break. He has prostate problems.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

21 I surprised the GOPe didn't initiate the McCain Maneuver and drop a third candidate in the race, to distribute (and weaken) the protest vote.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (3u5xF)

22 I am still pretty new to Idaho. I learned that Governor Brad Little is being primaried. Why? Is he a GOPe squish?

Alas, I have not registered to vote yet. I'll do it soon, but the primary is tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (0aYVJ)

23 What's a SEAK?
20 bucks ,same as in town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (gu0hJ)

24 7 But before that the positive case for Ed Gallrein, SEAK and farmer, and the next congressman for Kentucky District 4.

What's a SEAK?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

Sea, Air, And Kayak.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (xcxpd)

25 Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (3u5xF)

I think Massie has no friends in the establishment GOP either. Kind of a feminine MTG.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (wGerL)

26 Give him a break. He has prostate problems.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

Its like a pineapple up in there!

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

27 imam of SD center says it is outrageous to target a place of worship. this just makes me say wow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (n5tGW)

28 x.com/disclosetv/status/2056480509828509977

Listen to this asshole San Diego cop. Because the shooting was at an Islamic center it is considered a hate crime until proven otherwise, a standard never applied in other cases where the victims are white, Christians, orJews.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/)

29 Schlichter brings it!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

30 > What's a SEAK?

A steak alternative for people with no T.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 05:36 PM (mkw2N)

31 29 Schlichter brings it!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah, he's good at....talking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (xcxpd)

32 I saw one poll where Massie was losing, but the polling org was not one I had heard of.

Are there any reputable predictions out there?

I tend to think Massie loses just because Trump has like a 99% kill rate, but no idea if they say let crossover voters in KY GOP primaries, etc.

Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)

33 I could have been first but I was eating a pinecone.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (vFG9F)

34 If I thought the GOP would hold the House on a razor-thin edge, I would vote for Gallrein. At the end of the day politics is a team sport and there has to be a working team in order to actually accomplish important things.

On the other hand, if I thought the GOP would hold the House with a manageable working majority, I would vote for Massie. We need more voices pushing back against our BigGov-BigTech overlords. The idea that a GOP-controlled House supports the "kill switch" technology letting them disable your car if they decide you are not fit to drive is absolutely infuriating.

And also to demonstrate the quixotic notion that there is at least one single solitary Republican not allied with, bribed by, extorted by, or otherwise controlled by the all-powerful tribalistic Israel Lobby whose compass always points ultimately to what's best for one particular foreign country and its supporters and not grounded in the fundamental principles upon which the USA was founded.

Posted by: TITP at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (r3hkP)

35 You could name your member anything and you choose pinecone? We are definitely not sending our best to DC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

36 says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."

'demonic, gross things.'
That's a new one on me.
Seems like he's just completely making shit up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

37
Listen to this asshole San Diego cop.

Another jerk with FOUR STARS on his collar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Cqx++)

38 I heard a rumor that he was also boinking Lauren Boebert. Funny and kind of impressive, if true.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)

39 32 I saw one poll where Massie was losing, but the polling org was not one I had heard of.

Are there any reputable predictions out there?

I tend to think Massie loses just because Trump has like a 99% kill rate, but no idea if they say let crossover voters in KY GOP primaries, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)

Well, they're fairly new, and they were pretty accurate in the Louisiana Senate primary - they did a poll on the 5th and it was only a couple points off the total.

But the very fact that nobody is polling this race tells you what you need to know.

Normally they'd be throwing polls out and laughing at 'Massie owning the MAGA chuds'. Instead, none of them want to talk about polls and the leftists are all hands on deck trying to simp and drag him across the finish line

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 18, 2026 05:41 PM (AjL/0)

40 says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."


Massie has some, uh, interesting fans. This is vile.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (sAmhv)

41 says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."


Before there was Ivory soap, there was zyclon-B soap.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (2WIwB)

42 The Matta stuff seems a bit like guilt by association. He's a complete kook/plant but Massie- he just seems to be a McCain/Ron Paul retard.

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

43 35 You could name your member anything and you choose pinecone? We are definitely not sending our best to DC.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

I went to college with a guy who named his junk The Word.

People would say, 'get The Word out', and he would.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (AjL/0)

44 >>> Probably couldn't manage to shit in a Pringles can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)


I've never heard this particular pejorative before. I'm actually curious where it came from. It has to be modern to involve pringles. Unless it first applied to people that couldn't shit in a coconut or something and it got retconned into a pringles can later.

I honestly think it would be difficult to shit in a pringles can, I mean, I could do it eventually but I'd need a few practice shits. Maybe larger targets and then work down towards a pringles can with ever smaller targets.

But once you can reliably target the can then who knows, a pez dispenser, a sewing thimble, anything's possible at that point.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)

45 Posted by: TITP at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (r3hkP)

You think Massie is a protector against Republican overreach?

Lord All Mighty.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (qrzX6)

46 Listen to this asshole San Diego cop. Because the shooting was at an Islamic center it is considered a hate crime until proven otherwise, a standard never applied in other cases where the victims are white, Christians, orJews.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/)

Yes, because Muslims are a 'protected class', which, near as I can tell, means everybody but straight, white, Christian, men.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

47 Yes, because Muslims are a 'protected class', which, near as I can tell, means everybody but straight, white, Christian, men.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18

And Jewish temples.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

48 Massie is such an attention seeking bimbo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (DKe4e)

49 The "Js"???

What the hell?

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (Oy/m2)

50 I heard a rumor that he was also boinking Lauren Boebert. Funny and kind of impressive, if true.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)


He probably wishes he was boinking her.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB)

51 I am sure Massie's staffer believes that Oct 7th was just a misunderstanding that occurred at a Rave in 'Palestine'.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (9maW1)

52 It seems like the pinecone was getting dipped a lot around DC. These pols are some nasty types.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (3uBP9)

53 As I said, Massie thinks cheers from muslim bots equals primary votes.

My favorite is how he whines about how expensive the race is, with the clear intent being "because of dirty Jew money."

Of course, his funds are from the purest of sources.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (5EIGx)

54 I hope someone at the Washington Examiner at least got a reach-around after that Gallrein story.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

55 Massie is such an attention seeking bimbo.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He pairs well with the avowed Marxist Ro Khana

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

56 >>Lord All Mighty.


It IS getting hot in here, isn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at May 18, 2026 05:47 PM (9maW1)

57 Piercings in your private areas will rarely trigger standard airport metal detectors, but they will often trigger modern advanced imaging scanners (like the millimeter-wave scanners used by the TSA). If an anomaly is detected, you will be directed to a private area for a targeted pat-down or visual screening. (AI Overview)

Ugh! But I would like a clear picture of that fool's piercing for new, young wife and whoever else.

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:47 PM (NFX2v)

58 Power is a hella destructive drug.

It reveals character.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

59 Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (3uBP9)

I would be embarrassed if I were Massie's wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (Yl2Ob)

60 I am sure Massie's staffer believes that Oct 7th was just a misunderstanding that occurred at a Rave in 'Palestine'.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (9maW1)

Is he a supporter or a staffer? If supporter, retard. If staffer, massies also a retard.

And an asshole.

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

61 I'm starting to think that there were pinecones and boeberts on offer all around. No wonder these idiots never get anything done. They're too busy f'ing each other.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)

62 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcrGNHvPvI

Nick Straker Band - A Walk in the Park (1979)

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (jrgJz)

63 hope someone at the Washington Examiner at least got a reach-around after that Gallrein story.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

What part of the story are you disputing and what negatives did they leave out?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (qrzX6)

64 Power is a hella destructive drug.

It reveals character.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

——————

But enough about my ex wife.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (u73oe)

65 Posted by: TITP at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (r3hkP)

America is allied with Israel because of common culture values, and for a great many of us, God. They are in fact our only useful ally because they're the only ones that will pull their own weight when there's a fight.

The fact that some politicians listen to voters who understand that rather than your weird fringe niche isn't an indication that they're being bribed or extorted or controlled. It means they agree with the other side of the argument you're trying to create.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (vSvIl)

66 I hope someone at the Washington Examiner at least got a reach-around after that Gallrein story.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

Selena Zito from the link. Yeah, she polished that knob to a mirror shine.

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

67 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

68 And Jewish temples.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

Jews are apparently a special exception since they are such white-adjacent colonizers, I suppose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (6ydKt)

69 Massie takes a valid point in that rino fags prioritize Israel/aipac over America first, and turns that into

Holocaust, what holocaust?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (fapp/)

70 /off ewok proctologist sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)

71
I think a lot of political spouses aren't embarrassed by their spouse.

As long as the money rolls in they don't cae.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (3ek7K)

72 Massie, a political kidney stone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:51 PM (DKe4e)

73 Piercings in your private areas will rarely trigger standard airport metal detectors, but they will often trigger modern advanced imaging scanners (like the millimeter-wave scanners used by the TSA). If an anomaly is detected, you will be directed to a private area for a targeted pat-down or visual screening. (AI Overview)

Ugh! But I would like a clear picture of that fool's piercing for new, young wife and whoever else.
Posted by: L - No nic...


Pinecone because so many piercings it looks like it is wearing scalemail armor.
That or genital warts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 05:51 PM (/lPRQ)

74 Ben Had

I think it's fear.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (3ek7K)

75 Pinecone because so many piercings it looks like it is wearing scalemail armor.
That or genital warts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Maybe he's got a Jacob's Ladder.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)

77 Power is a hella destructive drug.

It reveals character.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)


The number one reason a new general officer retires after a year or two is because he can't keep his pants zipped. Too many women throwing themselves at them. The military at least does a pretty good job of policing itself. Congress has no such restraint and hot interns in every office.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

78 I think a lot of political spouses aren't embarrassed by their spouse.

As long as the money rolls in they don't cae.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (3ek7K)
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For far too many of them, it's a business arrangement for mutual gain.

As long as one keeps one's indiscretions discreet and out of the media, then everyone wins.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (gnNyN)

79
Massie is bringing out the weirdos.

The company you keep etc etc

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (iJfKG)

80 If Massie's wife hadn't passed away, would Massie have kept it in his pants, so to speak, and he would have saved his job?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)

81 31 29 Schlichter brings it!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah, he's good at....talking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (xcxpd)
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Considering that's what he does for a living it seems like he's found his niche. What else do you want him to do, pick up a 2x4 and start cracking skulls?

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

82 73 Piercings in your private areas will rarely trigger standard airport metal detectors, but they will often trigger modern advanced imaging scanners (like the millimeter-wave scanners used by the TSA). If an anomaly is detected, you will be directed to a private area for a targeted pat-down or visual screening.

Obligatory

https://tinyurl.com/439zv9wm

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (wGerL)

83 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)


I'd say 'yes', depending. Most of it is just justification to hate white peepo and Christianity anyway. So either is kind of shallow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

84 80 If Massie's wife hadn't passed away, would Massie have kept it in his pants, so to speak, and he would have saved his job?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)
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I would bet you any amount of my life savings that Massie's "pinecone" was not exclusively shown to his wife prior to her passing.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)

85 Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1

I'm betting he didn't before she died.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:54 PM (qrzX6)

86 Ben Had, embrace the healing power of 'and.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:55 PM (DKe4e)

87 Considering that's what he does for a living it seems like he's found his niche. What else do you want him to do, pick up a 2x4 and start cracking skulls?
Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

Well... who's skull? I have a list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

88
I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.

But the Wookiee probably won't kill you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:55 PM (Cqx++)

89 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

81 years. One lifetime. The evil is gaining ground.

Only 81 years.

Posted by: 81 Years at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (mC7bQ)

90 67. 67 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had

I say protected.

AI Overview
Muslims are protected in the United States under the law. However, despite these constitutional and federal protections, civil liberties organizations continue to document instances of discrimination and targeted surveillance.

The First Amendment: The U.S. Constitution prohibits the government from establishing a state religion and guarantees the free exercise of all religions. This protects Muslims' rights to hold beliefs, worship, and practice their faith (including wearing religious attire like a hijab) without state interference.

Title VII of the Civil Rights Act: This federal law prohibits employers with 15 or more employees from discriminating based on religion in hiring, firing, wages, and promotions. It also requires employers to provide reasonable accommodations for religious practices—such as prayer breaks or time off for religious holidays—unless it causes undue hardship to the business.

More...

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (NFX2v)

91 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

That's such a great, super comment! Love that historical reference too!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

92 A Wookie named Mohammed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (DKe4e)

93 Evil abound

@libsoftiktok 19m
BREAKING: The Colorado Supreme Court just ruled 5-2 in favor of Children’s Hospital Colorado, restoring their ability to perform g*nital mutilations of children.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (diia5)

94 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Is Massie auditioning to be the Death by Bunga-Bunga guy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (u82oZ)

95
AI Overview
Muslims are protected in the United States under the law. However, despite these constitutional and federal protections, civil liberties organizations continue to document instances of discrimination and targeted surveillance.


Yeah, let's build some more data centers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)

96 73. Pinecone because so many piercings it looks like it is wearing scalemail armor.
That or genital warts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

🫣

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:59 PM (NFX2v)

97 Did you see that they painted over a long loved mural on a building in Dallas in order to paint a FIFA promotional mural?

And it wasn't some bad art mural. It was The Whaling Wall which was artistically fantastic.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (qrzX6)

98 Sadly, most politicos fall prey to the capitol city's establishment and their fetishes not long after arriving.

Hope Ed Gallrein can deal with it. Should he, you know, win.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (jehhT)

99 Did Genital Warts open for Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (DKe4e)

100 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

Only if they're not factual or omit important facts.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:01 PM (qrzX6)

101
t was The Whaling Wall which was artistically fantastic.

Did it have a Nantucket sleighride?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (Cqx++)

102 Radical Dems like Maxine Waters & Al Sharpton, who are beholden to corporate landlords, & Trump hating RINOS are teaming up to kill the bipartisan housing bill.

It must stop. It’s time we restore the American dream & ban institutional investors from buying single-family homes.
-

@DonaldJTrumpJr - 1h

Banning institutional investors from buying single-family homes is a commonsense policy to drive down home prices. Every single Republican in Congress should be supporting it. We can't allow RINOs and Dems in the Swamp to block my fathers America First agenda on housing!!!!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (Mb4p6)

103
And perhaps he became a player, too, at least according to a woman who said he tried to pay her 60 grand to shut up about their kinky affair. I don't know if that is true or not, and I kind of doubt it for several reasons including that the idea of a schlub like Thomas Massie scoring is so inherently unbelievable.



Schlichter sure sounds like he's trying to steal our cruelty schtick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (WESgR)

104 I love people with audacity.

I have it, my father had it, my sons and (so far) grands have it. Our 5yr old Girlie #1 has it in ALL CAPS and we love her for this among other things.

With audacity you may still fail, but you bounce quickly back and move on. I have never failed at anything (thinks hard: ok, I fear snakes).

I had audacity to think I could compete out of state in college courses, then be accepted by two hard to get into nursing schools (1 in 400 applicants). I may look like a dumb redneck blonde, but the surprise will be your own. My audacity is genetic and also because people expected me to fail due to simply being where I was from. I had a chip on my shoulder from age six yrs. Get out of my way.

This future leader and US Congressman Gallrein admitted he had it from the farming fields of Kentucky to the SEALS. Fantastic story!

I now want to go to Kentucky and vote illegally for him is how impressed I am.

I will pray for his victory instead over that weirdo perverted ninny.

Pray. It's a simple as that, MORONS. We need him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)

105 Any sign of Frederica and her hats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:03 PM (DKe4e)

106 89 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

81 years. One lifetime. The evil is gaining ground.

Only 81 years.

Posted by: 81 Years at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (mC7bQ)

It's not an uncommon thing for people not to relate to events outside of living memory. The knowledge of WWII is fading quickly as the Greatest Generation passes on.

It was bound to happen.

A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)

107 SpeakingOf

You mean World War Eleven?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

108 "" In the video, this Massie super-fat explains that Nazi concentration camps were actually very clean and provided first rate medical services and that more "J's" (he avoids saying "Jews" for some reason) were born in the Nazi camps than "passed away."

Passed away. They passed away you guys.""


Woah, I didn't watch the vid, but anybody who believes that shit needs to get the fuck off my planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 06:04 PM (snZF9)

109 That's such a great, super comment! Love that historical reference too!
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

Lol. Fuck you too, buddy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

110 You mean World War Eleven?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

That's what the Somalis call it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:05 PM (6ydKt)

111
Coulter pines
are most easily identifiable by their massive spiny cones, which can be as long as 20 inches and are the heaviest and largest of any true pine (Pinus spp.), weighing up to 8 pounds.

Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie at May 18, 2026 06:05 PM (IifOV)

112 Because the shooting was at a Mosque it is considered a hate crime until proven otherwise

Moslems are peaceful, they’ll cut your head off if you say otherwise.

So the water walkers in charge of the PD and the clowns in government are gonna get on their knees and blow. Soon they’ll convert. It’s just easier that way. Profiles In Courage.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:06 PM (2NfTM)

113 weird sex asshole Massie
_______________________________

Not something you want to hear from an Oncologist.

(also, and acceptable answer) $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 06:06 PM (dIske)

114 Pakistan is deploying troops and fighter jets in Saudi Arabia. - > They have a mutual defense agreement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:06 PM (Mb4p6)

115 > Any sign of Frederica and her hats?
---------
I think she's either dead, or so far gone (mentally) that she might as well be dead.

Her staff, like DiFi's was, is still on the payroll. And that's what really matters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (jehhT)

116 Tom CoulterPine Massie

Not a lot of elasticity and friction reduction in pine cones.

What an idiot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

117 Wait?

That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

118 I mean, seriously I was waiting for the line: 'his drizzled yet chisled good looks made this reporter so weak in the knees I almost passed out from dehydration.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (zZu0s)

119 LOL, WTF is a destination farm?

I get it, Massie's a GOP douche and he deserves to be humiliated and stripped of his ruling class rank by this upstart, whomever he may be.

But "destination farm" sounds like a particularly silly tourist trap, unless this dude is just rooking suburbanites into working his land and paying to do it. In that case, I applaud him, and hope there's a 90-day indenture buried in the fine print.

"LOGAN! DAKOTA! Nobody needs a sundial around heah! Stop leaning on those shovels and get 'em movin', else you're both sleeping in the pigsty tonight!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:08 PM (BI5O2)

120 Perhaps Frederica is on an extended hat-shopping trip in Europe and South America?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:08 PM (6ydKt)

121 something something Fibonacci sequence

Posted by: Don Black- tomorrow's comments today at May 18, 2026 06:09 PM (ZxPkt)

122 117 Wait?

That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

Just a nice little bath, sauna, massage and aroma therapy session according to this guy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

123 OK, now do Murkowski.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (DwqWV)

124 Good on Trump as getting rid of democrats pretending to be republicans being primaried is just one of the many things that I voted for Trump for.... AND HE IS DELIVERING!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (xvV+O)

125 >>>
It's not an uncommon thing for people not to relate to events outside of living memory. The knowledge of WWII is fading quickly as the Greatest Generation passes on.

It was bound to happen.

A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)


10/7/2023 was pretty damned evil. And only a few years ago. I think people actively choose to ignore and excuse evil.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

126
A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

This saddens me. Going to watch the HBO 'They shall not be forgotten' ww1 documentary again.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (hnDmt)

127 Hot chicks have no need to get a job, go to school, education, etc Christy. I mean if they don’t want to. They just hang on the arm of their sugar daddy and smile a lot. And other stuff too. They may be ditzy but it’s understandable.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (2NfTM)

128 Bill Gates sold 7.7 million shares of Microsoft.
Now he has more money to help vaccinate poor black babies in Africa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (Mb4p6)

129 They deserve some Zyklon B aroma therapy then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (DKe4e)

130 10/7/2023 was pretty damned evil. And only a few years ago. I think people actively choose to ignore and excuse evil.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

That is think is partly due to social media and everyone locking down in their own bubbles. It'll get worse as 'AI' gets better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

131 They Shall Not Grow Old IS really interesting. I picked it up on Blu-ray.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

132 Hottness won't last forever for most

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

133 OK, now do Murkowski.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (DwqWV)

—————-

She has a pine cone too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (u73oe)

134 Bill Gates sold 7.7 million shares of Microsoft.
Now he has more money to help vaccinate poor black babies in Africa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (Mb4p6)

That sounds like a nice round 300 million dollar number.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (qrzX6)

135 A Pakistan Iran war would be awesome.

Posted by: Harun at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (IuIym)

136 Aetius451AD work phone

We have an omnipresent Deity that waits to the end to judge.

For some people, that is too long. Evil is advancing.


At some point, wider society will step in, like in Rumania.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

137 Pinecone dentata

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (DKe4e)

138 10/7/2023 was pretty damned evil. And only a few years ago. I think people actively choose to ignore and excuse evil.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

I think the people you're talking about wanted it to happen, they just don't want to be associated with all of the deeds the Palis did to achieve it.

Daniel Greenfield made a great point about that in an article today in regards to Dems and their current love of assassinations. They want them to happen but don't want to be associated with it, so they instead claim all the attempts against Trump were staged.

That explanation makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (6ydKt)

139 Aetius saw it in a theater, would love to see it again someday.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:15 PM (Ia/+0)

140 Maybe Murcowski calls hers the polar bear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:15 PM (u73oe)

141 Pakistan is already fighting Afghanistan. Plus India could decide to go at them at any time. Stretching themselves thin the Pakistanis are.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (gu0hJ)

142 "Pinecone dentata
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Hmm. Let me work on it...

Posted by: Rupert Holmes at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

143 They Shall Not Grow Old IS really interesting. I picked it up on Blu-ray.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

I also have it on Blu-ray. Powerful, and so tragic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (0aYVJ)

144 Aetius saw it in a theater, would love to see it again someday.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:15 PM (Ia/+0)

They recreated the sounds and colonization (of course) but it was really cool. Haunting. It would have really sucked to be there kind of way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

145
They Shall Not Grow Old IS really interesting. I picked it up on Blu-ray.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Thank you for the correction, I thought it was wrong but was too intellectually lazy to imdb the proper title.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2026 06:17 PM (hnDmt)

146 "Pinecone dentata
Posted by: Anna Puma"

---

OK I LOLed

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (xvV+O)

147 A Pakistan Iran war would be awesome.
Posted by: Harun at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (IuIym

Or in other words Sunni vs Shia

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (qrzX6)

148 Pakistan is already fighting Afghanistan. Plus India could decide to go at them at any time. Stretching themselves thin the Pakistanis are.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (gu0hJ)

Pakistan might be miffed that their attempt to be a mover and shaker with the Peace talks was abused by Iran changing their stance 20 minutes after a position paper was published.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

149 >>> That is think is partly due to social media and everyone locking down in their own bubbles. It'll get worse as 'AI' gets better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)


There is an innate human desire to close your eyes to evil. And yeah, technology will make it easier to build your bubble. But that doesn't make what's coming go away. They hide it the way a toddler covers just their own face and think they are now hidden from your sight.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (3uBP9)

150 Yuck, who would vote for a *farmer*???

Posted by: Lefty McLefterson, Graham Platner Supporter at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (qUkBO)

151 But now Peter Jackson, like Christopher Nolan, has lost his creative balls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (DKe4e)

152 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

81 years. One lifetime. The evil is gaining ground.

Only 81 years.

Posted by: 81 Years at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (mC7bQ)

***

One of the psych books I had to read in college was by Gail Sheahy called "Passages." It actually kind of walks through generational changes that happen about every 20 years.
Course...it was the 70's.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (2WIwB)

153 OK, I looked it up. Destination Farms are where you go to pick some peaches off a tree instead of buying them at the farmer's market for less money and labor, and then have a dinner at the farm-to-table artisanal something or other restaurant and blah blah blah.

You used to see this kind of stupid shit where I grew up - fancy cabins and horse trails on a barely functioning ranch, where Karen would go to play cowgirl and listen solemnly to some crunchy old hippie strum a guitar by a campfire and read his cowboy poetry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (BI5O2)

154 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (jehhT)

I recognized the existence of the Deep State during the Tea Party era when the staffers explained how they put all the new representatives through training as to how D.C. really works. It made me less surprised to see promising candidates quickly turn into standard robo-pols.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 06:20 PM (lFFaq)

155 76 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)


I disagree. I think it's "game recognizes game," and Gay Race Communists respect fellow con artists willing to lie, rape and murder for The Grand Cause of enslaving the whole human race. At least they have a sufficiently audacious goal, and ruthlessness to match!

The same goal, and the same ruthlessness. The only difference is in their rhetoric and cultural trappings, but those are the scam patter and clique ID of a confidence scheme. Ultimately, the stone-cold sociopaths at the top of each grift don't really care about the details, which is they're merging into one pustulant Islamunism.

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (Sy6m/)

156 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (BI5O2)

It's not stupid shit just because you don't like it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

157 That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

Just a nice little bath, sauna, massage and aroma therapy session according to this guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

To be fair, those Jews were a little stinky after the Germans stuffed them into cattle cars for transport, without toilet or bathing facilities.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)

158 A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
___________

And most of the movies suck. I was particularly disappointed by the most recent version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Had high hopes for it.

Paths of Glory even gets basic stuff wrong despite it being Kubrick. The most glaring thing is Kirk Douglas' walk through the trench before the assault. Not one traverse along the entire path.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (XvL8K)

159 So you get to tar all libertarians with Massie and Paul? OK, fair enough, but I'm glad I'm not a registered member of the party of Bushes, Romney, McCain, Pence, McConnel, Graham(nesty), Cornyn, Cassidy, Snow, Murkowski, Collins, and the rest of the rogues' gallery of scumbags and grifters who have lately called the "Grand" Old Party home.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (JcF+m)

160 It's not stupid shit just because you don't like it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

I don't think you understand how this site works.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)

161 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

9/11 was, essentially, forgotten within 24 months... by people in NY.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)

162 It's not stupid shit just because you don't like it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

Yes it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (BI5O2)

163 OK, I looked it up. Destination Farms are where you go to pick some peaches off a tree instead of buying them at the farmer's market for less money and labor, and then have a dinner at the farm-to-table artisanal something or other restaurant and blah blah blah.

You used to see this kind of stupid shit where I grew up - fancy cabins and horse trails on a barely functioning ranch, where Karen would go to play cowgirl and listen solemnly to some crunchy old hippie strum a guitar by a campfire and read his cowboy poetry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Pretty harsh. there's a pumpkin farm here that does free hayrides in the fall. Sells produce the rest of the year. Sells honey. Why do you hate tourist traps?

Posted by: MkY at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (q6tQZ)

164 I fear I endanger my immortal soul when I read about these nazis. The things I stop myself from saying are just un-Christian.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (LHPAg)

165 But now Peter Jackson, like Christopher Nolan, has lost his creative balls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (DKe4e)

We got the trilogy. That is am happy with. And the doc. And the Frighteners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

166 164 I fear I endanger my immortal soul when I read about these nazis. The things I stop myself from saying are just un-Christian.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (LHPAg)

There is nothing more Christian than fighting evil.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (DwqWV)

167 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (u73oe)

168 nood



quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)

169 There is only one poll that matters and that takes place tomorrow.

And, of course, Massie is defending himself against people that have been smearing him. That makes it look like he made it about himself. Gallrein has not really campaigned. He has avoided debates, or any other opportunity to confront Massie. He has acted alike a coward.

Posted by: Quartermaster at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (UOf2j)

170 Aetius

Which trilogy??

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (DKe4e)

171 157 That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

Just a nice little bath, sauna, massage and aroma therapy session according to this guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

To be fair, those Jews were a little stinky after the Germans stuffed them into cattle cars for transport, without toilet or bathing facilities.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)
And they were gassed stinky and burned or buried stinky.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)

172 Posted by: Quartermaster at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (UOf2

Yeah a SEAL is a coward.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (qrzX6)

173 And most of the movies suck. I was particularly disappointed by the most recent version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Had high hopes for it.

Paths of Glory even gets basic stuff wrong despite it being Kubrick. The most glaring thing is Kirk Douglas' walk through the trench before the assault. Not one traverse along the entire path.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (XvL8K)

I liked War Horse, kinda, when it came out.

Was not too impressed by 1917 which was a slog to get through at times.

All Quiet on the Western Front has been remade like four times, it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

174 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Posted by: MkY at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (q6tQZ)

________________________________

I live next to a Vineyard that is, essentially, a Destination farm. The Vineyard is the centerpiece (and does very well), and they'll let visitors pick their own grapes to be crushed and you come back later and they hook you up with your own wine (where you design the label etc.) Additionally, they offer a certified instructor for horse riding, Pick your own peaches, strawberries, apples, raspberries etc...depending on the season. They even offer bee keeping courses. All this is centered around the vineyard and a restaurant where most of their own produce goes into the dishes.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)

175 Yuck, who would vote for a *farmer*???
Posted by: Lefty McLefterson, Graham Platner Supporter at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (qUkBO)

Hee yaw!! You're dang straight. Vote for us real men, the shootie guys and the ranchers.
Love,

Timmy ("I'm Not Elmer Fudd") Walz and Petey (Flannel Boy) Buttyjudge .

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (lCppi)

176 fancy cabins and horse trails on a barely functioning ranch, where Karen would go to play cowgirl and listen solemnly to some crunchy old hippie strum a guitar by a campfire and read his cowboy poetry.
———

Spahn Ranch! Groovy, Good times, man. Good times

Posted by: Chuck Manson at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (2NfTM)

177 172 Yeah a SEAL is a coward.

could be worse.

Posted by: otter libertine front at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (sGtp+)

178 I tend to think Massie loses just because Trump has like a 99% kill rate, but no idea if they say let crossover voters in KY GOP primaries, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)

the opponent sounds pretty great, too.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (lCppi)

179 Elon Musk@elonmusk - 1h

Regarding the OpenAI case, the judge & jury never actually ruled on the merits of the case, just on a calendar technicality.

There is no question to anyone following the case in detail that Altman & Brockman did in fact enrich themselves by stealing a charity. The only question is WHEN they did it!

I will be filing an appeal with the Ninth Circuit, because creating a precedent to loot charities is incredibly destructive to charitable giving in America.

OpenAI was founded to benefit all of humanity

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (Mb4p6)

180 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent@SecScottBessent
6h
.@USTreasury is issuing a temporary 30-day general license to provide the most vulnerable nations with the ability to temporarily access Russian oil currently stranded at sea.

This extension will provide additional flexibility, and we will work with these nations to provide specific licenses as needed. This general license will help stabilize the physical crude market and ensure oil reaches the most energy-vulnerable countries.

It will also help reroute existing supply to countries most in need by reducing China’s ability to stockpile discounted oil.
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Next: Stop assisting Ukraine with our money and materiel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:37 PM (Mb4p6)

181 Washington is running two simultaneous energy doctrines: tighten the noose on Iranian oil, loosen it on Russian oil, with China as the explicit target of both moves

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (Mb4p6)

182 127 Hot chicks have no need to get a job, go to school, education, etc Christy. I mean if they don’t want to. They just hang on the arm of their sugar daddy and smile a lot. And other stuff too. They may be ditzy but it’s understandable.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (2NfTM)
************************************
They are stupid. I forgot that being a former supermodel did not hurt my career in nursing and I was never stupid except once on a snipe hunt at 10yrs old.

In college and nursing school professors & classmates underestimated me because I talked slow and looked innocent. To be the only redneck in a sea of 100 Western girls took some belief in my worth. Later this was with surgeons and doctors and others I encountered in the hospital. It did not take long for them to see past my looks as I am no dummy.

Looks fade (well, for some, not me), but audacity remains forever.

Apparently audacious from birth. Asked my mother at 6wks to please put me in my crib and stop rocking and singing to me; leave me to sleep in peace. Age two years I thought I was an adult as that's all I knew. Infamous to all who met me as a stubborn blonde girl in sunglasses and pigtails.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:39 PM (WONhk)

183 Healthcare in the camps...

Now I've heard it all

Deranged. Massie is fucking DERANGED

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (XLfSN)

184 Shhesh - sometimes we get losers in our party. the difference is we actively work to boot them.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 06:46 PM (k8xm0)

185 Pinecone? Probably no bigger than the Western Red Cedar if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (JDbs9)

186 Massie is an asshole, I also suspect he's a fag.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 18, 2026 07:08 PM (Q/FnY)

187 True. Not all lolbertarians are crypto-Nazis. They're plain Nazis.

Posted by: deepelemblues at May 18, 2026 07:40 PM (dxkJd)

Cultural Enrichment Watch

Smirkley
@Smirkley

20h

> be Samuel Opoku, Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
> born in Ghana but arrive in Canada because skilled points system
> fill bucket with liquefied human feces put on construction hardhat as disguise walk into a Toronto university library and dump fences on a woman and child and repeat at different university library
> do it to five more victims
> people make http://change.org
petition to free you because why not
> never face a trial because Canada
> sexually assault a bunch of women

A Ghanan migrant has repeatedly poured a bucket filled with human piss and shit on to the heads of women and children.

And now he's sexually assaulted two women.

This is hardcore cultural enrichment.

No action is being taken against him because it's Canada.


A homeless deviant who terrorized Toronto with a series of vile poop-bucket attacks in 2019 has been arrested in connection with two alleged sexual assaults, cops said.

Samuel Opoku, 30, a vagrant whose grotesque fecal assaults earned him the nickname "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" in a 2024 indie film chronicling the malodorous crime spree, was picked up May 12 and charged with two counts of sexual assault and indecent exposure.

In the first incident May 9, a group of women were walking on the sidewalk when he approached them and made sexual advances toward one of the women, grabbing her forearm.

He then allegedly sexually assaulted her and fled, according to police.

A day later, Opoku followed a woman into a commercial office building and allegedly sexually assaulted her after approaching her from behind before running away again.

...

Court documents confirm the suspect is the same man previously busted for the fecal attacks, according to Toronto Today.

Opoku's earlier flush with the law came after he was arrested for throwing buckets of "liquefied feces" at five random people in Toronto in 2019 in a series of attacks that even turned the stomachs of seasoned police veterans.

"A young girl had a bucket of waste, feces, dumped on her," police Constable David Hopkinson said at the time, according to the Toronto Star. "I don't know what to say, I'm at a loss, this is absolutely disgusting."


One of the attacks happened outside the University of Toronto around midnight, when he dumped a bucket filled with liquid waste all over an unsuspecting woman.

Days later, he entered the school's John P. Robarts library armed with another bucket of excrement, which he poured on two people who were seated at a table.

He attacked five people in the same horrifying manner over four days, including three women, one man and a child, according to CBC.

Opuko was charged with five counts of assault with a weapon and five counts of mischief interfering with property.

His lawyer argued his client was suffering from mental health problems and he was released after just three weeks in custody on $1,000 bail.

He returned to court in December 2019, but the conclusion of his case was not known.

Mental health problems huh?

There's a lot of that going around.

A Muslim with "mental health problems" just rammed his car into eight people in Italy, crushing one woman's legs completely.

He then stabbed someone who attempted to stop him.

Robert Spencer
@jihadwatchRS

May 16
Italy: Muslim rams pedestrians, injuring 8, gets out of his car and stabs one person, has 'psychiatric disorders'

Have you ever noticed that the overwhelming preponderance of people who are suffering from psychiatric disorders that make them want to ram people with their cars and then get out and stab some more are Muslims? Isn't that a remarkable coincidence? Could there possibly, just possibly, be another explanation for these repeating occurrences? Or would it be "Islamophobic" to consider that possibility?

Vehicular jihad, meanwhile, is a common jihadi practice. The Islamic State issued this call back in September 2014: "So O muwahhid, do not let this battle pass you by wherever you may be. You must strike the soldiers, patrons, and troops of the tawaghit. Strike their police, security, and intelligence members, as well as their treacherous agents. Destroy their beds. Embitter their lives for them and busy them with themselves. If you can kill a disbelieving American or European -- especially the spiteful and filthy French -- or an Australian, or a Canadian, or any other disbeliever from the disbelievers waging war, including the citizens of the countries that entered into a coalition against the Islamic State, then rely upon Allah, and kill him in any manner or way however it may be....If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies. Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him...."

Open Source America
@USAopens

34m

🇮🇹 | At least eight injured in car ramming in Italian city of Modena

The North African Muslim driver was arrested after deliberately driving into pedestrians and stabbing a bystander who tried to stop him.

The Italian PM Giorgia Meloni condemned the terror attack in Modena, Italy, but did not mention the Muslim North African attacker


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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 18, 2026 04:20 PM (iVUs+)

2 So much enrichment!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:21 PM (N1tpc)

3 Nooded, and now it's time to start making dinner. Again, sometime.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 04:21 PM (NcvvS)

4 This is what happens when you are ruled by a people that do not consider themselves your fellow countryman and hate you for loving your country.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (N1tpc)

5 Whenever I read stories like this, I just imagine the victims are liberals. It's a coping mechanism I guess.

It also works for horror movies.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 04:23 PM (Sco7b)

6 Daaaaaaang. Just when I get to reading about England

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 18, 2026 04:23 PM (+kXje)

7 WTF is the matter with these barbarians?

I mean, you can be a barbarian, in the sense that the Germanic tribes were "barbarians" to the Greeks and Romans, and yet not be "barbaric."

But these Third-Worlders, today, yeesh. Totally barbaric.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

8 Happen to me I would kill him and then worry about the consequences

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

9 You were the DA? Those are questions I would expect a defense attorney to ask.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

The questions were designed to indicate she had run the red light as alleged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (ndZc7)

10 Samuel Opoku, 30, a vagrant whose grotesque fecal assaults earned him the nickname "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" ...


In South Korea random people will track you down and beat the shit out of you... actually they'll probably kill this one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (/lPRQ)

11 First cousin marriage leads to a lot of low iq and psychiatric disorders...

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (YwEeS)

12 Oh, regarding the car running into pedestrians, ABC news yesterday was completely stumped.

Mystified.

No motive whatsoever why the guy would do this.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 04:25 PM (Sco7b)

13 Give me some more enrichment... put it all over my face!

Posted by: K Starmer at May 18, 2026 04:25 PM (53oGX)

14 Off, creepy sock

Posted by: Inogame at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (53oGX)

15 WTF is the matter with these barbarians?
----
Question which answers itself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (XeU6L)

16 Islam is incompatible with Western values.

But suicidal empathy is going to kill a LOT of people before the West gets serious. That is, IF it ever does before the jihad succeeds in turning Europeans and North Americans into Dhimmis.

The Japanese appear to have awoken first.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (N1tpc)

17 10,000 attacks by Muslims in Europe and they still won't blame it on Islam

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

18
I've heard of prisoners letting piss and shit ferment in a bottle then throwing it over guards. Said to be so vile the smell can't be eradicated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (HdYcL)

19 More foreign hijinks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 04:27 PM (BI5O2)

20 "I whopped two zios"

Has someone explained to him that anti-Zionism is not the same as anti-Semitism? I'm sure once he understands the difference, he'll politely ask if the Jewish person supports a Jewish homeland in Israel before he attacks them from behind.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 04:28 PM (mkw2N)

21 He's Ghana Getcha.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:28 PM (iXqHn)

22 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)

23 So many cases of boys being boys.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 04:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

24 Vibrant diversity!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 04:29 PM (wVcYX)

25
Reagan Library evacuated because of the wildfire.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (3ek7K)

26 Islam is a mental illness. Winston Churchill said it almost a hundred years ago. He was spot on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (gu0hJ)

27 Vibrant diversity!!
Posted by: Count de Monet

But enough about the Hot Air Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

28 16 Islam is incompatible with Western values.

But suicidal empathy is going to kill a LOT of people before the West gets serious. That is, IF it ever does before the jihad succeeds in turning Europeans and North Americans into Dhimmis.

The Japanese appear to have awoken first.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (N1tpc)

I honestly don't think it's Suicidal Empathy.

It's "We can use these feral Savage Sand Apes to murder our enemies without having to get our own hands dirty!"

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (iXqHn)

29 In Canada, we have truly achieved Turd World status.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (O7YUW)

30

Vibrant

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (Cqx++)

31 “Rape”. That’s the word I believe you’re looking for.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:31 PM (Zh6C/)

32 18
I've heard of prisoners letting piss and shit ferment in a bottle then throwing it over guards. Said to be so vile the smell can't be eradicated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:26 PM (HdYcL)

Supposedly they also do it to get high off of ("Jenkem").

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:32 PM (iXqHn)

33 In Canada, we have truly achieved Turd World status.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

So, what are relations like in Canada between the "Religion of Peace" and the "First Nations," if any?

Are they both united in "hate whitey?"

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

34 BOING!

Arrived at our vacation home in northern Israel. So quiet and tranquil, barring the occasional sound of distant artillery fire.

11:30PM. G'nite.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 04:32 PM (Y+4g7)

35 Reagan Library evacuated because of the wildfire.

Oh, that would explain why this fire got set by Antifa.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (3cXfB)

36 When's the supposed Muslim backlash?

It's overdue

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (eWbPp)

37 There's been a shooting at an Islamic Center in San Diego.

FYI Ace

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (9maW1)

38 Reagan Library evacuated because of the wildfire.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (3ek7K)

That's getting near where I live. Hmm.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)

39 > An illegal alien Ghanan has repeatedly poured a bucket filled with human piss and shit on to the heads of women and children.

You'd think this sort of thing would inspire vigilantism, but apparently not. I'm morbidly curious how bad it'll get before guys like this experience extra-legal consequences.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (mkw2N)

40 WTF is the matter with these barbarians?

Which ones, the ones they imported, or the ones who did the importing?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (OUMaO)

41 Cell Block C can't tell it's not Jenkem.

"IIIIIIIIT'S JENNNNNKEMMMMMM!"

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:34 PM (iXqHn)

42 In Canada, we have truly achieved Turd World status.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (O7YUW)
=====

Canada and the UK neck-and-neck in their race to the bottom.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2026 04:34 PM (rj6Yv)

43 That's getting near where I live. Hmm.
Posted by: Oldcat

Take care. Stay safe.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

44 He's the scat man!

Posted by: Rex B at May 18, 2026 04:35 PM (rgnea)

45 America is a melting pot, but when $hit gets mixed in with the good ingredients, it ruins the entire dish.

Let’s keep the $hit out of our country.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 18, 2026 04:35 PM (rg/w7)

46 This is the Obama-Biden Legacy. You could toss a Clinton in there as well.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:35 PM (D1E+2)

47 All of these are state-sanctioned violence perpetrated upon an innocent civilian population.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 04:35 PM (RIvkX)

48 No action is being taken against him because it's Canada.

The US *might* be able to resolve this peacefully. But Canada and the EU?

Your choices are this...forever. Or revolution.

It hasn't stopped no matter how you've voted. And it won't. Because your elections are fake and you'll get the same policies no matter who you vote for.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

49 I honestly don't think it's Suicidal Empathy.

It's "We can use these feral Savage Sand Apes to murder our enemies without having to get our own hands dirty!"
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (iXqHn)

I'm not disagreeing that there are a lot of evil, stupid "elite" who think the mohammedans will be their willing foot soldiers.

But most of the voters for these "elite" think they are being compassionate and that these poor, downtrodden people of color are just misunderstood. (See the women who LIE to protect their rapists because they were muslim. Who let an attempted murderer go on to murder someone else because they didn't want to put "another black man in prison." )

You should say "It's not ALL suicidal empathy."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:36 PM (N1tpc)

50 I'm starting to think there is deeper meaning to "Diversity Is Our Strength" even more sinister than the narrative for the masses.

They are talking about leftist strength/power. Diversity is destroying the possibility of undoing the Dem stranglehold on this country.

So when party leaders say Diversity Is Our Strength they are dead serious.

Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2026 04:36 PM (GUOwU)

51 This Library guy is worse than that attorney in Ohio who was shitting in Pringles Cans and lobbing them at the Offices of opposing counsel.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:36 PM (9maW1)

52 All of these are state-sanctioned violence perpetrated upon an innocent civilian population.

Its pretty normal historically for a conquering civilization to do this to those they've taken over. The goal is to make sure the domestic population knows they are defeated.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

53 Well, not to be outdone we've got feral teenagers going apeshit in a Washington D.C. Chipotle. Not exactly the first time this sort of thing happens with these feral animals.

And it doesn't seem to garnish any punishment either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (jehhT)

54 Just FYI for everyone: Rep. Thomas Massie has a nickname for his junk - Pinecone.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (V362x)

55 Canada has entired the 3rd World
Nice going nice guys, you been had

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

56 It's incredibly frustrating that we allow the left to constantly frame anything or anyone to the right of Stalin as "extreme". Meanwhile the left are the ones SHOOTING


It's maddening

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (eWbPp)

57 Moslem rams pedestrians, injuring 8, gets out of car and stabs 1, has 'psychiatric disorder’
———

Why was he allowed out and about in public? They’ve managed to mainstream and normalize crazy fuckers. Now they are even importing them, but the principle still applies.

“Oh, he was obviously experiencing mental health issues”.

So that makes it OK? No harm no foul? Note well the modern, open air insane asylum and “choose your own adventure” public forays, this is decades after emptying the insane asylums.

Now they are openly stating they want to empty the prisons. That should be fun. Think things are fucked up now? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (Zh6C/)

58 He's the scat man!
Posted by: Rex B

For some reason, I now feel the need to use the john.

Always happens to me when I eat crullers.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

59 But most of the voters for these "elite" think they are being compassionate and that these poor, downtrodden people of color are just misunderstood. (See the women who LIE to protect their rapists because they were muslim. Who let an attempted murderer go on to murder someone else because they didn't want to put "another black man in prison." )

-------

That may or may not be what they tell themselves, it's all just a social status marker, same as why they mutilate their kids, and many other things. Chicks will always chick, and if you immerse them on a rigidly intolerant social hierarchy like Leftism, they'll say literally anything to retain their in-group approval.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

60 When you go to the Zoo, you know what keeps you safe from the Lions and Tigers and from the Apes in the Monkey House?

Borders. Strong Borders.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:39 PM (9maW1)

61 But most of the voters for these "elite" think they are being compassionate and that these poor, downtrodden people of color are just misunderstood.

I disagree.

When you dig into it you'll find none of this is a traditional idea of empathy. What I have gotten from leftwing immigration proponent as the real reason they support unlimited immigration when I've pushed them on it are a mix of:

These people will vote for the politicians I want

I work for an NGO/government bureaucracy that gets funding serving immigrants

The peasants in my country need to be punished for racism/Christianity/whatever

These immigrants will work for me cheap

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:39 PM (sKqQm)

62 I'm starting to think there is deeper meaning to "Diversity Is Our Strength"
——

Ya think?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:40 PM (Zh6C/)

63 Just FYI for everyone: Rep. Thomas Massie has a nickname for his junk - Pinecone.

That's the funniest secret politician name since "Pierre Delecto".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:41 PM (2ocoG)

64 46 This is the Obama-Biden Legacy. You could toss a Clinton in there as well.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:35 PM (D1E+2)

You should include Bush in that as well. The number of muslims grew in the US after 2001 and that never should have happened.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:41 PM (N1tpc)

65 Chicks will always chick, and if you immerse them on a rigidly intolerant social hierarchy like Leftism, they'll say literally anything to retain their in-group approval./i]

Even at the height of PoundMeToo most actresses subjected to the casting couch stayed loyal to hollywood. I believe the idea is "I made sacrifices to get here, why would I give that up just to help up and coming actresses for free what I had to pay?!?
"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

66 Awww dang.

Dr. Hook's lead singer, Dennis Locorriere has died at age 76. Not the one-eyed cowboy hat guy (Ray), the other one. He sang "Sylvia's Mother" and sold it with his voice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 04:42 PM (wVcYX)

67 Well, not to be outdone we've got feral teenagers going apeshit in a Washington D.C. Chipotle. Not exactly the first time this sort of thing happens with these feral animals.

And it doesn't seem to garnish any punishment either.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

It's basically impossible to charge teenagers in dc with any meaningful crime.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 04:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

68 I'm starting to think there is deeper meaning to "Diversity Is Our Strength"

When Democrats say "our" they mean "our" as in "me and my Democrat friends". They don't mean "our" as in "everyone's". Hence Our Democracy and Our Strength.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

69 54 Just FYI for everyone: Rep. Thomas Massie has a nickname for his junk - Pinecone.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (V362x)


He should see a doctor about that...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 04:42 PM (FtULh)

70 >>Just FYI for everyone: Rep. Thomas Massie has a nickname for his junk - Pinecone.


That's embarrassing.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 18, 2026 04:42 PM (9maW1)

71 Well, not to be outdone we've got feral teenagers going apeshit in a Washington D.C. Chipotle. Not exactly the first time this sort of thing happens with these feral animals.

And it doesn't seem to garnish any punishment either.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (jehhT)

Those, sadly, weren't immigrants though.

Those are members of an alien culture that has been in the US for a long time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:42 PM (N1tpc)

72 Why was he allowed out and about in public? They’ve managed to mainstream and normalize crazy fuckers. Now they are even importing them, but the principle still applies.

If we ever get heritage America back the asylums need to come back as well.

Yes, I worry what current Fedgov would do with this sort of power as well hence the need for doing this as a restoration of old America....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

73 Massie took pics of his pinecone with his #BonerPhone?

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 04:44 PM (GD0B3)

74 First cousin marriage leads to a lot of low iq and psychiatric disorders...
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (YwEeS)

Added to the problem is a system called "baad" in which, generally after a murder or other violence, a sister and brother from one family are married to a sister and brother from the other family. When cousins from that arrangement marry they're even more genetically similar than usual cousins.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 04:44 PM (lFFaq)

75 When Democrats say "our" they mean "our" as in "me and my Democrat friends". They don't mean "our" as in "everyone's". Hence Our Democracy and Our Strength.

Yep.

Ask them if a MAGA pol easily winning re-election in a red area is a sign of a healthy democracy and the answer will be...hell no...those people shouldn't be allowed to vote!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

76 Nothing says "weak-minded faggot" like a healthy person wearing a mask.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2026 04:45 PM (rJ48h)

77 InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
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KY-04 GOP PRIMARY

🟥 Ed Gallrein: 51%
🟪 Thomas Massie: 44%

@grayhousepolls | 5/16-17 | 435 LV

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)

78 37 There's been a shooting at an Islamic Center in San Diego.

FYI Ace
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:33 PM (9maW1)

Apparently two shooters, one of whom is dead.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 18, 2026 04:45 PM (qivay)

79 I didn't believe Polliwog because I thought "baad" was too on the (goat) nose, but it's true. It happens in Baluchistan and those other benighted far-Iranian Islamic hellholes.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)

80 To be fair, Islam is a mental illness.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 04:46 PM (viF8m)

81 Criminalizing the bucket dump, a time honored Ghanian mating ritual, is just racism.

Posted by: Pee Pee Poo Poo Man at May 18, 2026 04:46 PM (wGerL)

82 Home - Wylie ISD, Welcome to Wylie ISD, a thriving school district in southern Collin County, located 24 miles northeast of the vibrant city of Dallas. [Per DDG AI: Collin County is the second richest county, by median household income, in TX. [Travis County is 6th]

Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh -
Rep. Brandon Gill just EXPOSED a Texas school district [Wylie ISD] for promoting Muslim events while trying to BLOCK the formation of a Republican club

Defund them!

“One standard for Islam. Another for conservatives.”

“Wylie ISD made the Republican Club fight just to exist, yet Islamic events are promoted by the principal herself.”

Islam has no place. Period

testimony: https://tinyurl.com/zv9887jb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 04:47 PM (Mb4p6)

83 First cousin marriage solves the problem of maintaining family wealth in societies that don't create wealth, at the cost of worse genetic health and more insular family clans.

Its solving a problem that Britain didn't have until recently (well, perhaps 2000 years ago).

Modern problems require modern solutions, sure, but primitive problems require primitive solutions and Britain has decided to import enough primitives to bring their society to what it was before Rome came a knocking.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)

84 California's three strikes law did not just happen. Judges made it happen.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 04:47 PM (cS1cw)

85 Pinecone sounds kinda scratchy and uncomfortable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 04:48 PM (wVcYX)

86 Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh -
Rep. Brandon Gill just EXPOSED a Texas school district [Wylie ISD] for promoting Muslim events while trying to BLOCK the formation of a Republican club


I'm starting to really like Brandon Gill

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 04:48 PM (FtULh)

87 I'm so glad we turned the melting pot up to high and then walked away for two decades.

It's funny how the illegal women and children aren't terrorizing the general population, but they come here for the benefits.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:48 PM (D1E+2)

88 I saw some video from the D.C. Chipotle.

So many chairs flying around it looked like an old west bar fight..

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)

89 Saw the vid again of the Chipotle brawl. One of the yutes was actually wearing a medical mask. Won't stop a punch Skippy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 04:48 PM (gu0hJ)

90 One thing you'll see the left doing more and more of is pretending the past was just like the present.

Yes Netflix and the like blackwashing history is a flavor of this, but the more pernicious version is the FNM arguing America/Britain have always been violent places with out of control crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

91 I'm starting to really like Brandon Gill
Posted by: It's me donna at

The "Clark Kent of the House" has seemingly turned into a good one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 04:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

92 Vibrant diversity!!

Come try pouring a bucket of your diversity in my town, asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 04:49 PM (2WIwB)

93 Saw the vid again of the Chipotle brawl. One of the yutes was actually wearing a medical mask. Won't stop a punch Skippy
Posted by: Smell the Glove


I think criminals figured that out awhile ago.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 04:50 PM (diia5)

94 Not all cultures are equally valid and useful.

Also guns are a good idea, carry one. Teach assholes about FAFO.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

95 Pinecone, Rep. Massie? Have you been watching those videos of women harvesting/milking shampoo ginger again?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 18, 2026 04:50 PM (wBaIH)

96 Dr. Hook's lead singer, Dennis Locorriere has died at age 76. Not the one-eyed cowboy hat guy (Ray), the other one. He sang "Sylvia's Mother" and sold it with his voice.
Posted by: Count de Monet
------

Will he be on the cover of The Rolling Stone?

Too soon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 04:50 PM (XeU6L)

97 It's funny how the illegal women and children aren't terrorizing the general population, but they come here for the benefits.

One thing I've noticed reading leftwing forums...they are full of sob stories about Trump deporting an illegal guy and his American baby momma(s) asking who is going to feed her kid.

You know what you don't see? Some American guy making the same complaint about Trump deporting his baby momma...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

98 PINECONE! lol omg

what does it have wiry hair on it or something?

scales?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 04:51 PM (j+aD2)

99 I saw some video from the D.C. Chipotle.

So many chairs flying around it looked like an old west bar fight..


The usual term is "Blacktivities".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:51 PM (2ocoG)

100 80 To be fair, Islam is a mental illness.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 04:46 PM (viF8m)

It's an op. By Satan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

101
First cousin marriage leads to a lot of low iq and psychiatric disorders...
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (YwEeS)

__________

That explains a lot.

Posted by: Victoria and Albert at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (HdYcL)

102 When you dig into it you'll find none of this is a traditional idea of empathy. What I have gotten from leftwing immigration proponent as the real reason they support unlimited immigration when I've pushed them on it are a mix of:

These people will vote for the politicians I want

I work for an NGO/government bureaucracy that gets funding serving immigrants

The peasants in my country need to be punished for racism/Christianity/whatever

These immigrants will work for me cheap
Posted by: 18-1
---

The heart of leftist empathy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (Mb4p6)

103 Just FYI for everyone: Rep. Thomas Massie has a nickname for his junk - Pinecone.


Many parts are edible.

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (UjdFS)

104 It's an op. By Satan.

Early on Muhammed preached that Muslims should worship Arab's pagan goddesses. This is that whole "satanic verses" thing that got Salman Rushdie in trouble.

Now here is my question, if you acknowledge that your perfect prophet of god got tricked by the devil to say false things why would you believe anything else he said?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

105 51 This Library guy is worse than that attorney in Ohio who was shitting in Pringles Cans and lobbing them at the Offices of opposing counsel.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:36 PM (9maW1)

shitting in Pringles cans...lol...attorney must have been a vet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

106 I thought things were tasting a little odd.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at May 18, 2026 04:54 PM (XeU6L)

107 Watch Darfur movie, doesn't seem to be based on a real event yet could be, not for the weak at heart

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

108 There's a good chance a DEI Judge will get their cases and all will be smooth sailing.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 04:54 PM (K4Dl+)

109 Saw the vid again of the Chipotle brawl. One of the yutes was actually wearing a medical mask. Won't stop a punch Skippy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 04:48 PM (gu0hJ)

Yeah, but it will stop the facial recognition. That's why they all wear it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:55 PM (N1tpc)

110 It’s not difficult.
Crime goes up when you don’t lock up criminals.
Crime goes down when you lock up more criminals.

Humanity has had this figured out for thousands of years. It takes a modern education to screw it all up good and proper.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 04:55 PM (6ydKt)

111
shitting in Pringles cans...lol...attorney must have been a vet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

__________

Is that Olestra stuff still around?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:55 PM (HdYcL)

112 Chairs? We only use uncomfortable molded seat & table units bolted to the floor. Encourages quicker turnover.

Posted by: McDonalds at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (wVcYX)

113 A MacDonald's worker was arrested for putting fries in her mouth and then serving them to a customer. Turns out the customer was her ex girlfriend. Lesbian break ups can be nasty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (gu0hJ)

114 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (9maW1)

115 Where are the men to stopped this shit?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (qrzX6)

116 If somebody dumped a bucket of feces on me, - that crosses the line. There will most likely be a fatality.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (D1E+2)

117 Supposedly a shooting at an Islamic center in California. Here comes a narrative.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (YwEeS)

118 That's getting near where I live. Hmm.
Posted by: Oldcat

Take care. Stay safe.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

Well I am not in the area...but the house is. Fire seems to be burning not in that direction now. But the evacuation warning zones go to within a mile or so of home.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

119 Bajrang Dal
Indian militant Hindutva organisation (sanctioned vigilantes)

A jihadi misbehaved with a Hindu woman on the train.

Bajrang Dal caught him red-handed and taught him a fitting lesson on the spot

https://tinyurl.com/3e4m6m35

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 04:58 PM (Mb4p6)

120 Where are the men to stopped this shit?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (qrzX6)

In jail for attempting to stop it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:58 PM (N1tpc)

121 Humanity has had this figured out for thousands of years. It takes a modern education to screw it all up good and proper.
-----------
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Posted by: Proverbs at May 18, 2026 04:59 PM (XeU6L)

122 > Where are the men to stopped this shit?

That's my question. If this isn't the line, what is? I'm morbidly curious to know.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 04:59 PM (mkw2N)

123
Lesbian break ups can be nasty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (gu0hJ)

___________

DV in lesbian couples is quite, quite prevalent. And of the beating each other to a bloody pulp type.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:59 PM (HdYcL)

124 Hahahahahahaha.

Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 05:00 PM (2ocoG)

125 I saw The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man open for Hole at Bonnaroo in 2000.

Kinda smelled the place up which was hard to do back then, before the swells found out about it.

Posted by: Rudy The Pot Head at May 18, 2026 05:00 PM (mC7bQ)

126 Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!
Posted by: Ian S.
---

Titanium implant

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 05:01 PM (Mb4p6)

127 Who gives their junk the name "Pinecone"?

I guess mushroom was out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 05:02 PM (wVcYX)

128 It's time

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 05:02 PM (Mb4p6)

129 Dr. Hook's lead singer, Dennis Locorriere has died at age 76. Not the one-eyed cowboy hat guy (Ray), the other one. He sang "Sylvia's Mother" and sold it with his voice.
Posted by: Count de Monet

From Union City, NJ...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 05:02 PM (nbLIj)

130 126 Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!
Posted by: Ian S.


He's a shoo-in for the dick vote
---

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:02 PM (FtULh)

131 Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!
Posted by: Ian S.

Cock ring?

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 05:03 PM (YwEeS)

132 Where are the men to stopped this shit?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (qrzX6)

In jail for attempting to stop it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 04:58 PM (N1tpc)

Not true but you know that.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:03 PM (qrzX6)

133 One thing I've noticed reading leftwing forums...they are full of sob stories about Trump deporting an illegal guy and his American baby momma(s) asking who is going to feed her kid.

You know what you don't see? Some American guy making the same complaint about Trump deporting his baby momma...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
---
That's obviously a trick question because the government (us by proxy through taxes) has been feeding all of them this entire time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 05:03 PM (gnNyN)

134 Hahahahahahaha.

Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 05:00 PM (2ocoG)

*shrugs*

It happens.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at May 18, 2026 05:04 PM (wVcYX)

135 3 Amigos Tombstone edit.

http://tiny.cc/9mn3101

I like it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 05:04 PM (mkw2N)

136 A shout out to the Hordemates who talked up scones this morning. Mrs D whipped up some blueberry-lemon and also orange-cranberry scones. I'll set a couple near the USB port.
Mmmmmm!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:04 PM (2WIwB)

137
Who gives their junk the name "Pinecone"?

I guess mushroom was out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 05:02 PM (wVcYX)

_________

And "Tom Thumb"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 05:05 PM (HdYcL)

138 Now 👉🏼. Police say 'threat neutralised' after reports of active shooter at San Diego mosque
Possible Active Shooter in San Diego

BBC News

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:06 PM (NFX2v)

139 Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!
Posted by: Ian S.

Cock ring?
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 05:03 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Prince Albert at May 18, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

140 Firing at the mosque or from the mosque ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:07 PM (qrzX6)

141 Whatever could be the common denominator?

Sooner or later (probably later) but eventually and inevitably there will be retribution en masse for this behavior.

People think the police are there to protect the innocent from criminals. They are really there to prevent vigilantism from happening. Since the police and the justice system seem to be not doing their job...

Posted by: ChuckRambo at May 18, 2026 05:07 PM (EzslQ)

142 111
shitting in Pringles cans...lol...attorney must have been a vet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

__________

Is that Olestra stuff still around?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:55 PM (HdYcL)

Oh I hope not

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:08 PM (xcxpd)

143 Many parts are edible.
Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM


I thought you were more of a goldenrod and wild hickory nuts kind of guy.

Posted by: Prince Albert at May 18, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)

144 Chief just said 5 dead at mosque.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:08 PM (gu0hJ)

145 122 > Where are the men to stopped this shit?

That's my question. If this isn't the line, what is? I'm morbidly curious to know.

Posted by: bonhomme


You're not just up against the barbarians. You're also up against the gov't types that find them useful, the Leftroids suckered into supporting them, the media...

Isn't to say individual cases won't receive instant justice, just to say that you gotta deal with the after. And that's not a simple thing.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 05:08 PM (OUMaO)

146 140 Firing at the mosque or from the mosque ?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:07 PM (qrzX6)

Sounds weird... Two shooters who shot 3 then committed suicide.... Supposedly

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:08 PM (FtULh)

147 Firing at the mosque or from the mosque ?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:07 PM (qrzX6)

—————-

If the shooter is Muslim, the story disappears tomorrow. If the shooter is non Muslim, we’ll never hear the end of it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 05:09 PM (u73oe)

148 >>Firing at the mosque or from the mosque ?


In San Diego it can be as simple as a Pro / Anti Iranian Regime thing...

or, any number of reasons.

But, it will be reported as Right Wing Violence against Muslims.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 05:09 PM (9maW1)

149
If the shooter is Muslim, the story disappears tomorrow. If the shooter is non Muslim, we’ll never hear the end of it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 05:09 PM (u73oe)


Sounding like non-muslim but early reports are usually wrong....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:10 PM (FtULh)

150 Firing at the mosque or from the mosque ?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:07 PM (qrzX6)

This. Does anyone else remember the "Shooting at Planned Parenthood" that was actually a bank robber who retreated to a nearby PP and was firing at police? Of course the media made it sound like PP was what was being attacked.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 05:10 PM (lFFaq)

151 I shan’t comment on the mosque shooting. I shannot.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 05:10 PM (Gqar8)

152 Recent Wildfires in Southern California in the Simi Vally and Thousand Oaks found to be caused by Global Warming incited by an Arsonist....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 18, 2026 05:11 PM (Dsp/g)

153 Police say the two mosque shooters killed themselves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)

154 Judge: Why did you do this?

Man: I'm just assisting with matching up virgins with martyrs. There is no end to the demand for this service, Your Honor.

Posted by: ChuckRambo at May 18, 2026 05:11 PM (EzslQ)

155 if you acknowledge that your perfect prophet of god got tricked by the devil to say false things why would you believe anything else he said?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)


Ask Ezekiel. In 20:25, he claims God delivered "statutes that were not good and ordinances by which they could not live"

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 05:11 PM (gKWVE)

156
"I am the Infidel” (that your Imam warned about)

youtube.com/watch?v=AYLvcb96KYo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 05:12 PM (Mb4p6)

157 139 Massie claims his dick set off a metal detector at an airport. What?!

Rep. Massie is GOLDMEMBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 18, 2026 05:12 PM (Dsp/g)

158 Yeah but think how bland our cuisine would be without the enrichment.

Posted by: Heroq at May 18, 2026 05:12 PM (NyGYe)

159 Sounding like non-muslim but early reports are usually wrong....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:10 PM (FtULh)

If it was a convert they'll use his original name to hide that. They've done that when converts went jihadi.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 05:13 PM (lFFaq)

160 If the shooter is Muslim, the story disappears tomorrow. If the shooter is non Muslim, we’ll never hear the end of it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
.......

What if the shooter is an illegal alien from Mexico?
That would be AWKWARD

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (UjdFS)

161 Massie is part of the Loon brigade. That bunch is growing.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (Gqar8)

162 It's Monday. An anti-Islamic terrorist would hit the place on Friday when everyone is there praying.
This looks like a hit. It could be a nonMuslim striking at specific people - maybe for some reason involved with organized crime - but unlikely.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (gKWVE)

163 Italy went full Hamas support. And still the muzzies want to kill them? Weird.

Posted by: Heroq at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (NyGYe)

164 Ask Ezekiel. In 20:25, he claims God delivered "statutes that were not good and ordinances by which they could not live"

Posted by: gKWVE


You mean the part where it is described what foreign ways replaced the ones the Lord instituted for them?

You understand anyone with basic reading comprehension and understanding of the Old Testament gets what's being said here, right?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (OUMaO)

165 Police say the "MOSTLY PEACEFUL" two mosque shooters killed themselves.

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (Dsp/g)

166 What you don't discourage, you encourage.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (k8xm0)

167 Something tells me it wasn't a couple of surfer dudes from Oceanside. The cops certainly have the names, but are not releasing them.

Posted by: M. Gaga at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (KiBMU)

168
It's going to be another summer of hate.

The evil people probably have lots of plans for those of us on the right.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (3ek7K)

169 Rumors have it, the mosque shooters shot someone and they killed themselves

Al Jazeera

In part, Police said they set up a reunification point for people in the area. The mosque posted on social media that children can be picked up from a nearby church.

After the shooting, the New York Police Department said it is boosting protection for mosques in the city.

“While there is currently no known nexus to NYC or specific threats to NYC houses of worship, out of an abundance of caution, the NYPD is increasing deployments to mosques across the city,” the agency said."

Why has NYC entered the conversation? No idea.

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (NFX2v)

170 Sounding like non-muslim but early reports are usually wrong....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:10 PM (FtULh)

If it was a convert they'll use his original name to hide that. They've done that when converts went jihadi.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 05:13 PM (lFFaq)

If I heard the live feed correctly, one of the shooters worked security for the mosque..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (nbLIj)

171 162 It's Monday. An anti-Islamic terrorist would hit the place on Friday when everyone is there praying.
This looks like a hit. It could be a nonMuslim striking at specific people - maybe for some reason involved with organized crime - but unlikely.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (gKWVE)


Caught a little bit of the Police chief and he already called it a hate crime so here we go....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (FtULh)

172 @163 still surprised we haven't heard of the mob going after a few of the immigrants who are acting up in Italy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:15 PM (gu0hJ)

173 Is that a pinecone in your pocket, or did Lauren Boebert just give you a handjob ???

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)

174 Maybe instead of waiting to be killed by foreign invaders we could convince the upper middle class people who support this stupidity to offer up a few of their own to sate the invaders lust.

Kinda like the lottery.

Because the restaurants are so good, right?

Posted by: MJ at May 18, 2026 05:16 PM (XOmY9)

175 The context of the Ezekiel passage 20:25

https://tinyurl.com/ka6ubu94

"Got questions"
Website

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:16 PM (2sfNr)

176 >>Caught a little bit of the Police chief and he already called it a hate crime so here we go....


Lots of hate between Shia and Sunni.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 05:16 PM (9maW1)

177 Two teens as the perps then off themselves? That's the current story, 24 hour rule.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:16 PM (n5tGW)

178 God gave the Israelites statutes that were not good and ordinances by which they could not live as a consequence of their disobedience and idolatry

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 05:16 PM (Mb4p6)

179 You get what you tolerate.

Posted by: As it has always been at May 18, 2026 05:17 PM (2Ez/1)

180 Islam is not a Religion... It's a murder cult.... There I said it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:18 PM (FtULh)

181 You understand anyone with basic reading comprehension and understanding of the Old Testament gets what's being said here, right?
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 05:14 PM (OUMaO)

I understand you using similar arguments as a Muslim might offer to defend the "Satanic Verses" story.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 05:19 PM (gKWVE)

182
Could Muslims actually kill fellow Muslims? Perish the thought!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 05:19 PM (HdYcL)

183 172 @163 still surprised we haven't heard of the mob going after a few of the immigrants who are acting up in Italy.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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The mob's been going to jail, a lot, lately.
Italy's got a 'no boats' law now and is actively working on deportation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 05:20 PM (Mb4p6)

184 Hadrian, the Iraq/Iran war says yes

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:21 PM (z2aPa)

185
I just voted to send Cornyn home so he could spend more time raping prairie dogs.


Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 05:21 PM (iJfKG)

186 I think I've lost the thread. At one point we let in a bazillion Mexicans for various reasons. And now here we are.

But in England and those other dumb countries, why did they let in the Muslims? They don't really work. It's not like there's an army of trash bag wearin' ladies cutting the grass in Oxford.

Posted by: MJ at May 18, 2026 05:21 PM (XOmY9)

187 Shooting was most likely a turf war between rape gangs.

Coming to a town near you soon...

Posted by: Expel All Muslims at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (mC7bQ)

188 If I heard the live feed correctly, one of the shooters worked security for the mosque..
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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As an aside, Indira Gandhi was assassinated by her own bodyguards, Beant Singh and Satwant Singh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (XeU6L)

189 if you acknowledge that your perfect prophet of god got tricked by the devil to say false things why would you believe anything else he said?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

Ask Ezekiel. In 20:25, he claims God delivered "statutes that were not good and ordinances by which they could not live"
Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 05:11 PM (gKWVE)


Can you expand on your point? In Ezekiel 20:21-26 God tells the Israelites He punished them for their actions. Part of the punishment was an extremely onerous body of law. I'm not tracking exactly how that translates to Muhammad telling Muslims to worship false gods.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (mkw2N)

190 It would be a trip if the shooters were African Americans who had a beef with the muzzies. The propaganda ministries would crap themselves trying to figure out a narrative. "Gun control"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (gu0hJ)

191
As an aside, Indira Gandhi was assassinated by her own bodyguards, Beant Singh and Satwant Singh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (XeU6L)

_________

And went to prison at Singh-Singh.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 05:23 PM (HdYcL)

192
Sunni VS Shia VS Sunni VS Shia

Still possible it's durka no durka violence.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 05:23 PM (iJfKG)

193 190 It would be a trip if the shooters were African Americans who had a beef with the muzzies. The propaganda ministries would crap themselves trying to figure out a narrative. "Gun control"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (gu0hJ)

"they" are saying it was 2 teenagers who killed 3/5 then shot themselves... Bizarre in deed...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 05:23 PM (FtULh)

194 heh, the fb eye has opened up a tip line. I have a tip, it was those dead guys with the guns.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:24 PM (n5tGW)

195 I understand you using similar arguments as a Muslim might offer to defend the "Satanic Verses" story.

Posted by: gKWVE


I made no such arguments in that context. (I'm not familiar enough with the materials in question to do so, and do not pretend otherwise.) I do note you seemed a little gleeful in quoting that bit without context, but accept the possibility you were trying to make a point.

Still came off like a dick.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 05:24 PM (OUMaO)

196
It was a couple of white, Christian, heterosexual oil executives. On TV, they're always the culprits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 05:25 PM (HdYcL)

197 Some shootings are more important than other shootings depending on your agenda.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (qrzX6)

198 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

199 nood



pinecone

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (3uBP9)

200 why do all these law enforcement people congratulate themselves on showing up to a completed crime scene?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (n5tGW)

201
Caught a little bit of the Police chief and he already called it a hate crime so here we go....

---------

Seems premature. Perhaps the Chief is a douchebag.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (VWtfl)

202 At one point we let in a bazillion Mexicans for various reasons. And now here we are.
——

Are you fucking stupid? Rhetorically I mean. We did no such thing. Get it in your head, this is being done to America, not by or for America.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 05:38 PM (dgu/T)

203 One thing I've noticed reading leftwing forums...they are full of sob stories about Trump deporting an illegal guy and his American baby momma(s) asking who is going to feed her kid.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

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The answer is simple, the same as before the deportation - the American taxpayers.

Posted by: Decaf at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Z8tay)

204 The only hope I see for a fix in this list of horror is in Florida.

They all should be sent to El Salvador. All of above.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (WONhk)

205 A MacDonald's worker was arrested for putting fries in her mouth and then serving them to a customer. Turns out the customer was her ex girlfriend. Lesbian break ups can be nasty
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 04:56 PM (gu0hJ)

--------------

Why would you buy anything from where your ex works? It's not as if there are no other McDonalds.

Posted by: Decaf at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (Z8tay)

206 @33/Bulg: { So, what are relations like in Canada between the "Religion of Peace" and the "First Nations," if any? }

The media, now fully bought and paid for by the government, would never cover a conflict between those two, so I wouldn't hear of it there.

And I have no first-person observed evidence, so I can't comment.

However: Since the "RoP" doesn't get along with anyone, and has three warring sects within itself (so it doesn't even get along with itself), I think it's safe to say that they'll come into conflict.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (O7YUW)

Unite the Kindom Rally Draws Tens of Thousands

Starmer-aligned police claim that around 60,000 showed up, but I don't believe them. It looks well in excess of 100,000 to me.

Bari Weiss' CBS News still calls it "far right" despite it being mainstream.

To the communist media, "far right" merely means "anti-leftwing extremist."

Police estimated that around 60,000 people attended the "Unite the Kingdom" march, making it one of the largest right-wing mobilizations seen in Britain in recent years, though smaller than a similar Robinson-led rally last September. Robinson is the founder of the nationalist and anti-Islamist English Defence League and is one of the most influential far-right figures in Britain.

Crowds carrying St. George's Cross and Union flags marched through central London chanting "we want Starmer out" and "Christ is King." Some wore red "Make England Great Again" hats, echoing President Trump's Make America Great Again movement.

People cited a range of reasons for attending, but many described feeling ignored by the government and alarmed by the direction of the country.

Christian imagery was highly visible throughout the demonstration. Protesters carried large wooden crosses, waved crucifixes and some dressed as Knights Templar. Chris Wickland, who described himself as a priest from the Confessing Anglican Church, told CBS News he was there "to represent Christianity," adding that "something is disappearing from our culture and from our nation ... and that was Christianity."

Good. I find that right-leaning political movements that are not leavened by Christianity tend to get weird and nasty.

Another man, draped in an Israeli flag, said he wanted to "bring back Judeo-Christian values to this nation." He said he was not Jewish or Israeli, but described himself as a British Protestant who believed Israel had "always been an ally to the United Kingdom."

...

There was also a visible Iranian opposition presence, with some demonstrators waving pre-revolutionary Iranian flags. One Iranian man told CBS News he was there to "stand against all people who want to tear down the country."

Speaking from a stage in Parliament Square, Robinson urged supporters to become politically active ahead of the next general election.

"If we don't send a message in our next election, if you don't register to vote, if you don't get involved, if you don't become activists, we are going to lose our country forever," he told the crowd.

Robinson also praised billionaire Elon Musk for his public support.

"None of this would have happened if it wasn't for one man. Thank you Elon, on behalf of Great Britain," Robinson said, prompting thousands in the crowd to chant "Elon."

It should be noted that the march was "mostly peaceful," and by "Mostly peaceful," I mean nearly 100% peaceful, despite Queer Starmer's attempt to gin up hatred and violence against the marchers, and incite the police to bust skulls. Police were praised for being professional -- perhaps they sense that Queer Starmer is weak and on his way out, and declined his open invitation to beat up his political opponents.

Queer is, reportedly, talking about resigning and claims to want an orderly transition. Frankly I've heard this before. He sounds like the IRGC pitching new "peace plans."

Another Labour MP resigned:

Sky News
@SkyNews

5h

BREAKING: Labour MP Josh Simons has officially resigned from parliament, it has been confirmed.

And another MP demanded Starmer resign:


Daid Shaw
@David90shaw

🚨 BREAKING: The Labour rebellion has officially reached the Red Wall. Hartlepool MP Jonathan Brash just published a brutal open letter demanding Keir Starmer resign and set a strict departure timetable. He warned that pretending everything is fine after the local election wipeout is a total insult to the British public.

Video of the "60,000" marching towards Parliament. Here's a higher view of the march.

Despite Queer Starmer blocking foreign speakers from attending, Nick Shirley managed to get in, somehow.

By the way, leftwing protesters urged the crowd to "Shoot him [Tommy Robinson] in the neck, just like Charlie Kirk!" Despite Queer Starmer's vow to use "the full force of the law" to pound "far-wing extremist hate" into submission, no arrests were made.

Curious!


Bonchie
@bonchieredstate

Ah yes.

Islam. Famous for respecting other faiths.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 This same thing happened when the brexit stuff was going on.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (0N4FZ)

2 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (N1tpc)

3 Oh, first!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (0N4FZ)

4 UGGGG too slow.

Anyway, totalitarian regimes ALWAYS downplay the size of their opposition.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 03:24 PM (N1tpc)

5 This whole thing was fantastic and heartening!

Maybe they've woken up in time?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)

6 Starmer ain't gonna go quietly keep, it appears

Posted by: MkY at May 18, 2026 03:25 PM (yEEQk)

7 Honestly, UK politics is weird. They deserve what they get.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9)

8 Someone pointed out to Mehdi Hasan that Muslim children recently marched through a Jewish neighborhood and chanted that everyone should die. He of course didn't respond because facts aren't helpful to Islam.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:27 PM (2ocoG)

9 Will the kids be removed from their parents for "wrong speak" and their parents arrested?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 03:27 PM (Yl2Ob)

10 Starmer ain't gonna go quietly keep, it appears

The UK press claims he's already making arrangements to step down, which may or may not include forcing the UK back into the EU on his way out.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (2ocoG)

11 I think Starmer and Mayor Khan need to be reminded about reality and fantasy, like this:

https://youtube.com/shorts/7Ld8grQrPCM

(Yes, the sound is Motley Crue. Enjoy the NFL classic hits!)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (qx7Zg)

12 Funny how the leftist caterwauling over Bari Weiss vanished like taxpayer dollars in a Somali's hands.

Couldn't be because she's towing the usual leftist line now, could it?

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (gtcuf)

13 Amelia!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (DQm1X)

14 Nioh Berg countered that "imagine Muslim kids" post with this video of a youth gang driving through a Jewish neighborhood chanting "F the Jews! Rape their daughters!"

https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/2056116581868999066

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (EYvpB)

15 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (Sy6m/)

16 There may be hope for Jolly old England after all.

Scotland seems gone, though.

I hope they can take back their country without bloodshed, but history suggests that is unlikely.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (N1tpc)

17 Wat the Tyler may rise again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 03:30 PM (DQm1X)

18 Couldn't be because she's towing the usual leftist line now, could it?


she was never not a leftist? just not as extreme as some

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 03:30 PM (j+aD2)

19 My favorite thing about UK politics is how they mostly elect conservative (for UK standards) PMs, but then, every now and then, they dip their toes in with the Labour Party, immediately panic at the sheer incompetencies of it all, and bring the Tories back.

Posted by: Shenanigans at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (qmxL/)

20 Remember

Anyone to the right of Stalin is a Reich-winger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (DQm1X)

21 Saw Twitter stuff on this, but not many ewetub videos at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

22 Funny how the leftist caterwauling over Bari Weiss vanished like taxpayer dollars in a Somali's hands.

Couldn't be because she's towing the usual leftist line now, could it?


The CBS Evening News has been pretty consistently reporting things inconvenient to Democrats, including Newsom's general failures. But 60 Minutes is not yet under control. It's like The View, but even more elderly.

Also, the left caterwauls about whatever the DNC thinks is most pressing, and Weiss isn't it right now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:32 PM (2ocoG)

23 I hope these people can save their country. Speaking of which, I just voted in the TX runoff election--took the earliest possible opportunity to vote against that shit-weasel Cornyn.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 18, 2026 03:32 PM (XMwZJ)

24 Not wanting to be buried in ditches by commies after eating bugs for the rest of your life is Extreme Right Wing.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 03:32 PM (GD4ux)

25 Be welcoming, respect other cultures has become a metaphor for submission.

When they killed the melting pot, they were killing the country. They were telling the invaders to come, take, replace and tear down.

We have our own culture. Don’t like it? Bye.

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 03:32 PM (kACBq)

26 By the way, leftwing protesters urged the crowd to "Shoot him [Tommy Robinson] in the neck, just like Charlie Kirk!" Despite Queer Starmer's vow to use "the full force of the law" to pound "far-wing extremist hate" into submission, no arrests were made.

Starmer is most comfortable taking the pounding.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:32 PM (GPa4z)

27 The UK press claims he's already making arrangements to step down, which may or may not include forcing the UK back into the EU on his way out.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (2ocoG)

They keep trying this same bullshit whisper campaign shit. Hey, did you hear Starmer is stepping down?!

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

28 England was never great.
Great Britain was okay.
The United Kingdom now, that was great.
They have fallen so far.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 03:33 PM (594J6)

29 It was Charlottesville, Jan. 6, and Sel-ma rolled into one!

Posted by: Thrown From The Pettus Bridge (And Firehosed) at May 18, 2026 03:34 PM (oftw2)

30 Saw Twitter stuff on this, but not many ewetub videos at all.

I've seen a decent number of videos on YouTube about it, but YT does actively suppress things that are anti-globalist so it's the luck of who you're subscribed to, among other things.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:34 PM (2ocoG)

31 "nick Shirley somehow managed to get in"

Well, he's just done a James Bond job in Cuba AND visited and interviewed the worst of the worst in Brazil.

Dude's got big balls. safe journeys Nick!

Posted by: free at May 18, 2026 03:34 PM (bVAge)

32 Someone should threaten the UK with having to be saved by the French. That should straighten them up.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 03:34 PM (3uBP9)

33 Video of the "60,000" marching towards Parliament.
......

Are we sure they weren't just complaining of toothaches?

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)

34 There may be hope for Jolly old England after all.

Scotland seems gone, though.

I hope they can take back their country without bloodshed, but history suggests that is unlikely.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (N1tpc)

Scotland is like England if everyone was on the dole including the government. they get a huge sack of funds from England and thus can be totally irresponsible.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

35 32 Someone should threaten the UK with having to be saved by the French. That should straighten them up.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 03:34 PM (3uBP9)

=====

"Take back your country, or we give it to the Irish."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:35 PM (xBVv0)

36 Treated the same as Trump rallies were. Nostalgia.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

37 Thousands of British patriot in London sing “Keir Starmer is a wanker!”

-
Well, it's no Battle Cry of Freedom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 03:36 PM (ndZc7)

38 The crazy thing about the UK is that all the politicians seem much alike, and a true outsider isn't regarded seriously.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2026 03:36 PM (0XqDD)

39 AI does a pretty good job of guessing crowd size.

When you give it photos and context like grids and streets it comes pretty close.

Point being that ain’t 60k. AI guessed over 100k.

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 03:36 PM (kACBq)

40 To the communist media, "far right" merely means "anti-leftwing extremist."

No - to be "far right" in a Western country, you merely have to oppose unlimited immigration.

That's it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (aD4fx)

41 I looked at a lot of aerial imagery in my USMC days, and that is not 60K people. It's either a doctored picture of an ant farm or at least 150K people.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (gm9Sb)

42 Well at least Britain does not have a military, or an armed police force to crush dissent as in so many countries. They could run amok if they cared to.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (Gqar8)

43 Be welcoming, respect other cultures, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Or something.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (cS1cw)

44 Good on our Tea Drinking brothers across the pond. They need to keep an eye on their six, though. These demons in charge will bring swift retribution for daring to stand up against the depopulation agenda.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (EufG4)

45 40 To the communist media, "far right" merely means "anti-leftwing extremist."

No - to be "far right" in a Western country, you merely have to oppose unlimited immigration.

That's it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (aD4fx)

======

Saying "boys are boys and girls are girls" qualifies now, as well.

Remember when it was defined by approaches to tax policy? Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (xBVv0)

46 They should reopen Tower Bridge and take Starmer for a ride.

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (kACBq)

47 Have a liberal Bro-in-law who has watched every episode of 60 Minutes going back to the 60s, but he usually falls asleep right after the stopwatch.

Posted by: Zombie Morley Safer at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (oftw2)

48 42 Well at least Britain does not have a military, or an armed police force to crush dissent as in so many countries. They could run amok if they cared to.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:37 PM (Gqar

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They have 110 pound girls in uniform who demand 70 year old men go to prison for hurting their feelings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (xBVv0)

49 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (ogUsD)

50 The UK press claims he's already making arrangements to step down, which may or may not include forcing the UK back into the EU on his way out.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (2ocoG)

They keep trying this same bullshit whisper campaign shit. Hey, did you hear Starmer is stepping down?!

*eyeroll*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

I've heard sometime in June for Starmer. Now the idea is the only person with any popularity, a mayor, will run for MP and if he wins, become party leader smoothly. Of course with Labor as popular as Leprosy winning might be a problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

51 Point being that ain’t 60k. AI guessed over 100k.
Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 03:36 PM (kACBq)

Dammit. Is ace doing Brandon Lee cosplay now.

Next well see him in makeup (white fur dye) in the rain saying 'Its not a good day to be a bad guy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

52 44 Good on our Tea Drinking brothers across the pond. They need to keep an eye on their six, though. These demons in charge will bring swift retribution for daring to stand up against the depopulation agenda.


they've already been heavily punished for voting for Brexit

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (j+aD2)

53 Looks like a guy in a ballistics vest.

@Breaking911 3m
UPDATE: Aerial footage shows a person lying in pool of blood following a reported shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego as authorities respond to the scene.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 03:39 PM (diia5)

54 50 I've heard sometime in June for Starmer. Now the idea is the only person with any popularity, a mayor, will run for MP and if he wins, become party leader smoothly. Of course with Labor as popular as Leprosy winning might be a problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

====

I just want him to call the snap election to fuck over those trying to undermine his power.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:39 PM (xBVv0)

55 hobo ass is the best tasting ass
Posted by: Sid at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (ogUsD)

Unlikely since there were no riots and shops looted.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:39 PM (8avO+)

56 I saw a lot of tape from this event and it was a marvelous to see the normal speaking up.

They too claim Trump as their leader.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

57 Shooting at Islamic Center in San Diego. Details sketchy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 03:39 PM (gu0hJ)

58 Ahhh!
A peaceful protest!
Those are always so cute!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

59 I always look at it as how many football stadiums could that fill. That looks well over 100,000 to me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (n5tGW)

60

“I am aware of the active shooter situation at the Islamic Center of San Diego in Clairemont and am continuing to receive updates from law enforcement. Emergency personnel are on scene and actively working to protect the community and secure the area,” Mayor Todd Gloria posted to X.

“SDPD is on scene at the Islamic Center of San Diego in the 7000 block of Eckstrom Ave for a reported active shooter,” the San Diego Police Department posted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (Cqx++)

61 The UK was fucked when they elected that commie douchebag Clement "I'm just a socialist, not a full-blown commie" Attlee.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (XMwZJ)

62 Saying "boys are boys and girls are girls" qualifies now, as well.

Remember when it was defined by approaches to tax policy? Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

It's a mixed-up, muddled up, shook up world......

Posted by: ...Except For Lola at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (oftw2)

63 I just want him to call the snap election to fuck over those trying to undermine his power.

It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:39 PM (xBVv0)

That's what the Tories did...held off Reform for less than a year. Nice move idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

64
Does the UK do mail-in ballots?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 18, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

65 59 I always look at it as how many football stadiums could that fill. That looks well over 100,000 to me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (n5tGW)

======

Fuck the metric system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:41 PM (xBVv0)

66 Well, it's no Battle Cry of Freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 03:36 PM (ndZc7)


It's no Grito de Dolores, either. It might be the deranged screams of Howard Beale.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)

67 AI guessed over 100k.

DAMMIT. Programmer's meeting STAT !

Posted by: gOGGLE at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)

68 >>> no arrests were made


The 100,000 should have brought some stout sticks with them and tuned up some rape gangs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (/lPRQ)

69 I always look at it as how many football stadiums could that fill. That looks well over 100,000 to me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 03:40 PM (n5tGW)

The press in England is an enemy, you won't find any real numbers there. And the plan wasn't really to exert full force in numbers anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)

70 OT, but:

@awkwardgoogle
A father threw a chair at a judge after the driver who killed his daughter and her grandparents was sentenced to only 120 hours of Community service

https://x.com/awkwardgoogle/status/
2056376258192195881

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (xBVv0)

71 Looked a lot more than 100K.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (GD0B3)

72 AI guessed over 100k.

DAMMIT. Programmer's meeting STAT !
Posted by: gOGGLE at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)

They can use those idle images from Pacific Palisades for their next estimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+)

73 Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
I'm trying to imagine Muslim kids chanting something similar about the Jewish or Christian faiths at a rally in London. The Prevent folks, counter-terrorism police, the entire British media would be all over the story, asking why Muslims are so extreme & brainwashing their kids.
=====

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

74 Shooting at Islamic Center in San Diego. Details sketchy
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sure hope no one innocent gets hurt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 03:43 PM (/lPRQ)

75 Thin skin, delusions of grandeur, autocratic tendencies, Muslim sympathies, a strong hint of closeted homosexuality . . .

Has anyone done a DNA check to see if he's related to Barky?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (gpQ8/)

76 Labour MP Josh Simons has officially resigned from parliament, it has been confirmed.

I'm going to guess that this is a 'safe' Labour seat and that they'll use it to try and elect the guy that Labour folks want to take over from Starmer but who can't cuz he isn't in Parliament. Assuming that this is true, I'm gonna laugh if Labour loses the special election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)

77 No - to be "far right" in a Western country, you merely have to oppose unlimited immigration.

That's it.


Right. Germany's AfD party has the same platform as the leftists in charge except they want only legal immigration. That's gotten them branded as neo-Nazis and fascists, because the Great Replacement reached "it's that it's happening" status about 6 months ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (2ocoG)

78 Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
I'm trying to imagine Muslim kids chanting something similar about the Jewish or Christian faiths at a rally in London. The Prevent folks, counter-terrorism police, the entire British media would be all over the story, asking why Muslims are so extreme & brainwashing their kids.
=====

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

You mean like "From the River to the Sea" dude?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)

79 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

His comments made me laugh in a dark way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (2sfNr)

80 >>>Shooting at Islamic Center in San Diego.
~~~~~

Waiting for details. Have a bad feeling that we're never going to hear the end of this--the genocide of muslims in America.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (3ImbR)

81 Maybe they will finally have the Brit equivalent of the 2A whereby they may possess and carry a pocketknife with a blade in excess of 1.5 inches but not to exceed 2.25 inches or a common table fork. Provided you are Sikh and keep it in the head towel.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (gm9Sb)

82 "Far right" in BBC/PBS parlance means those who do not want to live under sharia, thank you very much.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (GD0B3)

83 @mehdirhasan
I'm trying to imagine Muslim kids chanting something similar about the Jewish or Christian faiths at a rally in London. The Prevent folks, counter-terrorism police, the entire British media would be all over the story, asking why Muslims are so extreme & brainwashing their kids.
____

There is no need to imagine it, Mehdi. Plenty of videos out there.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (Dv3i1)

84 When you see that many people compared to the number of law enforcement (yellow vests, I think), it's easy to see just how out-numbered law enforcement is when things decide to get spicy.

The only thing that really protects them is respect for the badge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (gnNyN)

85 Cool story, let's see if they do something with it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

86 70 - tinyurl is your friend.

That wreaks havoc on our phones.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (gtcuf)

87 So the red cross on white flag is England's, versus the Union Jack for the United Kingdom. I didn't recognize the England flag at first, when I saw it in front of some PGA golfer.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (vbXSk)

88 Thousands of British patriot in London sing “Keir Starmer is a wanker!”

Truth is a defence in classical British libel law, excepting state secrets.
I don't think this is a secret.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 03:46 PM (gKWVE)

89 Mehdi Hassan ? Fek you, DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 03:46 PM (GD0B3)

90 @70 -- We need a lot more of that.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 18, 2026 03:46 PM (XMwZJ)

91 Labour MP Josh Simons has officially resigned from parliament, it has been confirmed.

I'm going to guess that this is a 'safe' Labour seat and that they'll use it to try and elect the guy that Labour folks want to take over from Starmer but who can't cuz he isn't in Parliament. Assuming that this is true, I'm gonna laugh if Labour loses the special election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)

yes. But Reform won pretty much every contested seat in that area in the last election for local seats so those estimates on 'safe' may be off, way off.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)

92 Mehdi Hassan ? Fek you, DEPORT!
Posted by: runner at May 18

Too bad his pager didn't go off.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 03:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

93 "'ll gladly resign (some) next Tuesday, for government power today" Queer Starmer

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2026 03:47 PM (vbXSk)

94 There is no need to imagine it, Mehdi. Plenty of videos out there.

Mehdi is basically Hasan Piker except poor and not in as good a shape. And since the Democrat Party is officially for women only, both of those things count a lot more than you'd guess.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

95 One Iranian man told CBS News he was there to "stand against all people who want to tear down the country."

So... you stand against yourself? Because "the" country in this case is not a muslim one. It's Britain.

Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (kU0PQ)

96 "Allah, Allah, who the fuck is Allah?" Little British patriots grow up.

I'd prefer a rousing redition of "Rule Brittania," but this'll do.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (gtcuf)

97 "Far right" in BBC/PBS parlance means those who do not want to live under sharia, thank you very much.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (GD0B3)

plus anyone of a certain class that doesn't have the BBC accent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)

98 Right. Germany's AfD party has the same platform as the leftists in charge except they want only legal immigration. That's gotten them branded as neo-Nazis and fascists, because the Great Replacement reached "it's that it's happening" status about 6 months ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (2ocoG)


The current policy in Germany is that no one from any other party will have anything to do with AfD, including any co-sponsoring bills. In one state there was a tragedy in which the Greens put forth a bill to reduce the compliance requirements for some small businesses, with no hope of passing it, and the AfD CO SPONSORED IT AND IT PASSED!
Now the Greens are having to live with the fear that somehow they have enabled Fascism by having the AfD vote in one of their proposals.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

99 I will remain anti-Islam, regardless of how Wignats feel about it.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (FpHTM)

100 70 OT, but:

@awkwardgoogle
A father threw a chair at a judge after the driver who killed his daughter and her grandparents was sentenced to only 120 hours of Community service

https://x.com/awkwardgoogle/status/
2056376258192195881

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (xBVv0)

I have never understood how murdering someone with a car is different than any other murder, and why being drunk at the time gets them out of jail.

I'm with this dad, 100%. And he should sue her from prison, repeatedly. And send her photos of his daughter and parents, every damned day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (DwqWV)

101 "Allah, Allah, who the fuck is Allah?" Little British patriots grow up.

I'd prefer a rousing redition of "Rule Brittania," but this'll do.
Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (gtcuf)

Break out those Amelia songs. There's one singing about how nice the weather is wherever you came from.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)

102 Re San Diego -- There's a non-zero probability that was Mohammed vs. Muhammed inter-tribal warfare. Who knows with those knuckleheads.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 18, 2026 03:49 PM (XMwZJ)

103
Waiting for details. Have a bad feeling that we're never going to hear the end of this--the genocide of muslims in America.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 03:45 PM (3ImbR)

This one they'll know the motive of.

Although they are not averse to taking out their own. In fact it's what they do on the rest of the planet.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 03:49 PM (GD4ux)

104 "Take back your country, or we give it to the Irish."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:35 PM (xBVv0)


They've already given it to the Indians. Not sure this would be the threat it once might.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:49 PM (ExV1e)

105 There are many nations who were invaded by Muslims and force converted. They were coerced generation after generation into staying muslim, usually through death threats. The entire purpose was to erase who they really were and take away their ability to convert back to their religion of birth and choice.

A lot of those people are waking up and realizing they were forced into the devils grasp through islam.

It’s going to be a reckoning.

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 03:49 PM (kACBq)

106 Just think of the Roach King and Hassan is far more tolerable.

Poor Kaya.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

107 So the red cross on white flag is England's, versus the Union Jack for the United Kingdom. I didn't recognize the England flag at first, when I saw it in front of some PGA golfer.

It's officially called "St. George's Cross". And yes, it's the flag for England itself.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:50 PM (2ocoG)

108 I saw Kindom open for White Witch in Tampa in 1974.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 18, 2026 03:51 PM (Vpqw1)

109 A father threw a chair at a judge
-------

Hope it was an easy chair

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 03:51 PM (GD4ux)

110 Just think of the Roach King and Hassan is far more tolerable.

Poor Kaya.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

it was hilarious when Piker went to China and found out his nickname there is "Electric Dog" and Asmongold is far better known.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)

111 The seating capacity of Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor is just a bit over 100,000. To me, that overhead shot shows the crowd of marchers would easily fill Michigan Stadium and probably a good part of the nearby Crisler Center.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (J4Dwc)

112 Just think of the Roach King and Hassan is far more tolerable.

Hasan getting nuclear roasted by ShoeOnHead and SmugAlana this weekend was delightful. Shoe even pointed out that her feet are rated more highly than Hasan's on some pervert site.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

113 Good Hot afternoon Ace and everyone
97 here

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

114 curiouser and curiouser!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (VyBeY)

115 OT, but:

@awkwardgoogle
A father threw a chair at a judge after the driver who killed his daughter and her grandparents was sentenced to only 120 hours of Community service

https://x.com/awkwardgoogle/status/
2056376258192195881

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 03:42 PM (xBVv0)


It should be noted that this incident actually occurred in 2014.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

116 PDATE: Aerial footage shows a person lying in pool of blood following a reported shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego as authorities respond to the scene

==

false flag, staged

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (GD0B3)

117 113 Good Hot afternoon Ace and everyone
97 here
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

I think maybe you live a bit too close to hell for my taste.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (DwqWV)

118 Saw a video and while no expert on crowds, look very impressive

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

119 Just think of the Roach King and Hassan is far more tolerable.

Hasan getting nuclear roasted by ShoeOnHead and SmugAlana this weekend was delightful. Shoe even pointed out that her feet are rated more highly than Hasan's on some pervert site.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

Challenging a pair of ladies to run you down who talk for a living is a real, real stupid thing to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (8avO+)

120 It should be noted that this incident actually occurred in 2014.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

Must have been one hell of a throw

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (GD4ux)

121 The Union Jack has the Cross of St. Andrews and the Cross of St. George.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (xhfG9)

122 It should be noted that this incident actually occurred in 2014.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

So, how many people has the perpetrator killed since then?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (DwqWV)

123 Just think of the Roach King and Hassan is far more tolerable.

Hasan getting nuclear roasted by ShoeOnHead and SmugAlana this weekend was delightful. Shoe even pointed out that her feet are rated more highly than Hasan's on some pervert site.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

he even brought up the site for some reason I can't imagine.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)

124 I haven't seen any numbers for the muzzie love fest.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (z2aPa)

125 Challenging a pair of ladies to run you down who talk for a living is a real, real stupid thing to do.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (8avO+)

What's fascinating is: look at how he reacts to criticism vs Asmongold.

Then tell me who's winning. Who is more comfortable in their own skin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)

126 From Medi Hasan:
I'm trying to imagine Muslim kids chanting something similar about the Jewish or Christian faiths at a rally in London.

Nioh Berg responded:
Pro-palestine muslims drove down a Jewish neighbourhood and screamed "Fuck the Jews, rape their daughters".

So, yes, we can imagine.

Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (kU0PQ)

127 Challenging a pair of ladies to run you down who talk for a living is a real, real stupid thing to do.

They mocked him for only wearing exorbitantly expensive designer label T-shirts and he suddenly was wearing a 3-piece suit in his next video. It's definitely getting to him.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

128 PDATE: Aerial footage shows a person lying in pool of blood following a reported shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego as authorities respond to the scene

==

false flag, staged
==
Maybe not. Supposedly the Imam's or whatever they are called at the mosques, at least in the middle east, have a penchant for "child bothering". Over there its harder for a parent to get access to guns. Wouldn't be that surprised if it was muslin on muslin violence.

Posted by: Emily Latella at May 18, 2026 03:56 PM (anL5R)

129 To me, that overhead shot shows the crowd of marchers would easily fill Michigan Stadium and probably a good part of the nearby Crisler Center.

Posted by: one hour sober

=====

So you're saying I could lead a political revolution? Because it sounds like you're saying i could lead a political revolution.

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at May 18, 2026 03:56 PM (gpQ8/)

130 We're engaged in a global war and people are wondering why the country is on fire and there a 'random' killings all over.

Brace yourselves, we let them all in, and it's only still May. The Brits are going to feel the pain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 03:57 PM (D1E+2)

131 So, how many people has the perpetrator killed since then?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (DwqWV)


I dunno. It's an interesting story but I don't see that the Netherlands has turned around in the 12 years since the guy threw the chair. Keeps getting put on X as though it just happened so I'm wondering if that's an op designed to get a reaction the government can squash.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (ExV1e)

132 112 Hasan getting nuclear roasted by ShoeOnHead and SmugAlana this weekend was delightful. Shoe even pointed out that her feet are rated more highly than Hasan's on some pervert site.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

Hasan has become boring.

Watching Jeremy Hambly and Tarl Warwick's respective grifts blow up in their faces is the new hotness.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (FpHTM)

133 Challenging a pair of ladies to run you down who talk for a living is a real, real stupid thing to do.

They mocked him for only wearing exorbitantly expensive designer label T-shirts and he suddenly was wearing a 3-piece suit in his next video. It's definitely getting to him.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

the fact that he curses and rants *at his own audience* for bringing it up is also a clue. He also seems to be sitting different in the suit so his head looks proportionally larger.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (8avO+)

134 Maybe not. Supposedly the Imam's or whatever they are called at the mosques, at least in the middle east, have a penchant for "child bothering".
___

The children must be taught the ways of the Qu'ran!
-Pervy Imam

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (Dv3i1)

135 Brits are neutered. This is a death spasm.

I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)

136 Even if San Diego is a muzzie on muzzie incident, they will scream the " US needs gun control, it is evil"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (gu0hJ)

137 >>>Although they are not averse to taking out their own. In fact it's what they do on the rest of the planet.
~~~~~

I'm hoping that's what this is. Like I said, we'll never hear the end of it if it is otherwise.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (3ImbR)

138 Shoe even pointed out that her feet are rated more highly than Hasan's on some pervert site.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

he even brought up the site for some reason I can't imagine.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)


Some reason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)

139 "86 70 - tinyurl is your friend."

url shorteners are mystery to most here. Just be glad that the link was reasonably complete. No extra spaces, no missing words.

You just have to do the work of assembling it into a working link.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (zBgIx)

140 >>>The seating capacity of Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor is just a bit over 100,000. To me, that overhead shot shows the crowd of marchers would easily fill Michigan Stadium and probably a good part of the nearby Crisler Center.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 18, 2026 03:52 PM (J4Dwc)
****
Thank you. This is the type of maff I can understand. Also, G-d bless and protect all the marchers in the UK. They're doing tough duty.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (S+2Xo)

141 ShoeOnHead is interesting in that she says oh, you know what, now that I have a kid I think maybe some of that crazy lefty stuff is, well, crazy.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (xhfG9)

142 Jim Harbaugh and his wife are very active in the pro-life movement.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

143 What the hell is a designer label t-shirt? Do busty women sew it from the finest Egyptian cotton?

Although, to be fair, a couple people i watch have been flogging True Classic t-shirts. $119 for a six pack. Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)

144 looked at a lot of aerial imagery in my USMC days, and that is not 60K people. It's either a doctored picture of an ant farm or at least 150K people
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What about the 1969 “Woodstock” humanitarian disaster? They always claim 500k, but I think it wasn’t that many. There are a few aerial pics. A lot of dirty smelly hippies in one spot, tho not that many.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Zh6C/)

145 Fun fact I saw a couple years ago
Guess what state its never reached 100 degrees?



Hawaii

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

146 Tarl Warwick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

147 99 I will remain anti-Islam, regardless of how Wignats feel about it.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 03:48 PM (FpHTM)


There's always this (disgusting) historical record:
-Worst wignats: we're coming to enslave you
-Shari'a: what they said, but also castration

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)

148 141 ShoeOnHead is interesting in that she says oh, you know what, now that I have a kid I think maybe some of that crazy lefty stuff is, well, crazy.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (xhfG9)

I think the funniest thing about sh0e is that she inadvertantly took down Vaush by having him vouch for her to get her into Breadtube, then not being hardcore commie enough for Breadtube, so they turned on Vaush.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (FpHTM)

149 Challenging a pair of ladies to run you down who talk for a living is a real, real stupid thing to do.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:54 PM (8avO+)

What's fascinating is: look at how he reacts to criticism vs Asmongold.

Then tell me who's winning. Who is more comfortable in their own skin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)

And Asmon outdraws him on multiple sites AND is on a lot more sites in addition. That famous YT 'finance advisor' guy had him on and told him to spend *more* money.

Someone drew up Asmon in a suit with roaches running for Congress as a cartoon.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

150 141 ShoeOnHead is interesting in that she says oh, you know what, now that I have a kid I think maybe some of that crazy lefty stuff is, well, crazy.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (xhfG9)
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Charlie Kirk's assassination also hit her on a really deep level it seems.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 04:02 PM (oqH4h)

151
Although they are not averse to taking out their own. In fact it's what they do on the rest of the planet.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 03:49 PM (GD4ux)



Y'know, virtually every US military action in the past 50 years has been a matter of trying to keep different varieties of mohammedans from killing each other. Panama and Grenada are the two exceptions that I can think of.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 04:03 PM (WESgR)

152 Jim Harbaugh, Asshole
==
Say what you will about Harbaugh, but he is pro life. He's a cheater, but he's not as stupid as the idiot that followed him.

Posted by: Luckeyes at May 18, 2026 04:03 PM (anL5R)

153 The seating capacity of Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor is just a bit over 100,000.

The actual capacity is more than what it says on the sign (or at least it used to be). When I was there, home games would easily bring in 106,000-107,000, while the sign said 101,000+.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

154 hell even common-or-garden t-shirts are nutso expensive these days; I paid over $26 for a 6-pack of hanes pocket tees the other week. madness! dogs and cats sleeping together!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 04:03 PM (VyBeY)

155 ShoeOnHead is interesting in that she says oh, you know what, now that I have a kid I think maybe some of that crazy lefty stuff is, well, crazy.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (xhfG9)

I think the funniest thing about sh0e is that she inadvertantly took down Vaush by having him vouch for her to get her into Breadtube, then not being hardcore commie enough for Breadtube, so they turned on Vaush.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (FpHTM)

I've seen Shoe when she was going with a right wing guy back in the day. She's a bleeding heart but not an idiot.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+)

156 There looks to be about 100 police cars surrounding the mosque in San Diego. Bit of overkill if you ask me, but a helluva time to rob a bank on the other side of town if you're so inclined!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 04:04 PM (3ImbR)

157 sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at May 18, 2026 04:04 PM (zEaTf)

158 Off, pro-life cheating asshole sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (gpQ8/)

159 ShoeOnHead is interesting in that she says oh, you know what, now that I have a kid I think maybe some of that crazy lefty stuff is, well, crazy.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 03:59 PM (xhfG9)


At the same time, she's still a fan of the idea of 'free' healthcare because she's unable to think clearly about the fact that at least 50% of current healthcare spending is fraud, the fact that the US government spends $1.5T per year in 'healthcare' is a big reason for medical inflation, and the fact that the rest of the world leeches off of us is the other.

OTOH, she will admit that you cannot have both 'free' healthcare and an open border.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)

160 Tarl Warwick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

StyxHexenhammer

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)

161 >>ShoeOnHead is interesting in that she says oh, you know what, now that I have a kid I think maybe some of that crazy lefty stuff is, well, crazy.


She still believes in the myth of Genocide in Gaza.

Poor deluded thing.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (9maW1)

162 Brace yourselves, we let them all in, and it's only still May
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WTF is this “we” shit, Kemosabe?

We did no such thing. Ever. Get that in your head, people

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (Zh6C/)

163 145 Fun fact I saw a couple years ago
Guess what state its never reached 100 degrees?



Hawaii
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

Occasionally the lava can get pretty hot, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

164 Brits are neutered. This is a death spasm.

I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)

No, they're done. The only thing that saves them at this point is huge balls and gunfire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (snZF9)

165 > > at least in the middle east, have a penchant for "child bothering"

Why Ghazari?!?! Why?!?!

Posted by: SD Police Dept at May 18, 2026 04:06 PM (rgnea)

166 159 At the same time, she's still a fan of the idea of 'free' healthcare because she's unable to think clearly about the fact that at least 50% of current healthcare spending is fraud, the fact that the US government spends $1.5T per year in 'healthcare' is a big reason for medical inflation, and the fact that the rest of the world leeches off of us is the other.

OTOH, she will admit that you cannot have both 'free' healthcare and an open border.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)

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Not until the DoD has a bake sale to buy a plane will they be happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:06 PM (xBVv0)

167 Maybe not. Supposedly the Imam's or whatever they are called at the mosques, at least in the middle east, have a penchant for "child bothering". Over there its harder for a parent to get access to guns. Wouldn't be that surprised if it was muslin on muslin violence.
Posted by: Emily Latella at May 18, 2026 03:56 PM (anL5R)

or maybe...it was aliens; or a guy owed another guy money....or.. it was false flag, staged

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 04:06 PM (GD0B3)

168 161 She still believes in the myth of Genocide in Gaza.

Poor deluded thing.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (9maW1)

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"Well, let's just do the genocide, then."
-Israel, eventually

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:06 PM (xBVv0)

169 >>>Although, to be fair, a couple people i watch have been flogging True Classic t-shirts. $119 for a six pack. Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>You can pick up a thread-bare T-shirt at Goodwill for a nickel. Bonus; your nipples will be a fashion feature.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (D1E+2)

170 Britain will all become Muslim payers

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)

171 At the same time, she's still a fan of the idea of 'free' healthcare because she's unable to think clearly about the fact that at least 50% of current healthcare spending is fraud, the fact that the US government spends $1.5T per year in 'healthcare' is a big reason for medical inflation, and the fact that the rest of the world leeches off of us is the other.

OTOH, she will admit that you cannot have both 'free' healthcare and an open border.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)

Even with 'free' healthcare there is the problem is that demand for healthcare is infinite, yet any budget is finite. So you get death squads, rationing, or fraud. Or all of the above.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (8avO+)

172 Watching Jeremy Hambly and Tarl Warwick's respective grifts blow up in their faces is the new hotness.

I'm getting whiplash from seeing people who had Jeremy on their podcast like a week ago suddenly gloating that something's happened to him, and I have no idea who Tarl is.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (2ocoG)

173 it was staged, let's move on

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (GD0B3)

174 A father threw a chair at a judge after the driver who killed his daughter and her grandparents was sentenced to only 120 hours of Community service

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When I was a young deputy DA, I was assigned a careless resulting in death case concerning a young girl running a red light and striking a car containing an elderly couple. She took the stand and on cross-examination, I had three goals: 1) she had only recently begun to drive, 2) she was unfamiliar with the rather complex intersection, and 3) she may have been confused because there were green signs and such all over everywhere. I had just begun to question her when she burst into tears and it was obvious she felt guilty and deeply regretted the accident.

The jury deliberately for several hours and at great volume. (I could hear the yelling but couldn't make out the words.) Eventually they convicted her of careless driving but not resulting in death (which was contrary to reality). I thought I might have been wiser to forego cross entirely.

P.S. I'm so glad I don't have to make decisions affecting the lives of others anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (ndZc7)

175 Shoe described her politics one time as populist left. She says to think Huey Long, and that’scwhat her politics are.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (6ydKt)

176 175 Shoe described her politics one time as populist left. She says to think Huey Long, and that’scwhat her politics are.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (6ydKt)

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Actively corrupt and obsessed with concrete?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:08 PM (xBVv0)

177 >>Tarl Warwick?


The Toothless Pirate

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 04:08 PM (9maW1)

178 Maybe not. Supposedly the Imam's or whatever they are called at the mosques, at least in the middle east, have a penchant for "child bothering". Over there its harder for a parent to get access to guns. Wouldn't be that surprised if it was muslin on muslin violence.
Posted by: Emily Latella at May 18, 2026 03:56 PM (anL5R)


The Prophet, PB&J, decreed that the nipples of girls aged 8-12 be gently tweaked. -- Imam Biden

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

179 think Huey Long

Every man a king!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (Kt19C)

180 Not until the DoD has a bake sale to buy a plane will they be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:06 PM (xBVv0)

They absolutely should put tanks, guns and planes on GoFundMe.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

181 146 Tarl Warwick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

Styxhexenhammer666. LOLbertarian Occultist dude who wears a leather jacket and a pirate hat.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (FpHTM)

182 Calling Huey Long as "actively corrupt" is like describing Usain Bolt as "actively walking."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

183 182 Calling Huey Long as "actively corrupt" is like describing Usain Bolt as "actively walking."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

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"But he said the right things about wanting to help people and called himself a progressive, so it was okay."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:10 PM (xBVv0)

184 StyxHexenhammer

Oh, Razorfist's stunt double has a problem?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:10 PM (2ocoG)

185 Eh, I don't mind Huey Long so much. He gave that asshoe FDR butthurt, which is why the First Cripple had him knocked off.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

186 At the same time, she's still a fan of the idea of 'free' healthcare

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I'm in favor of free pizza. Economics be damned!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

187 At the same time, she's still a fan of the idea of 'free' healthcare because she's unable to think clearly about the fact that at least 50% of current healthcare spending is fraud, the fact that the US government spends $1.5T per year in 'healthcare' is a big reason for medical inflation, and the fact that the rest of the world leeches off of us is the other.

OTOH, she will admit that you cannot have both 'free' healthcare and an open border.
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She only seems sane in comparison to other completely nuts wackos. Its pathologic empathy all the way down. But it FEELS GOOD to say free health care for all. Its bullshit emotionalism. Supply Demand Scarcity Fraud and most of all Budgets do not care at all about your feels. There is no such thing as a free lunch, and if there were, you'd be amazed at how much people started to eat for fcking lunch honey....

Posted by: Luckeyes at May 18, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R)

188 @nicksortor
2m
🚨 UPDATE: San Diego Police say the situation at the Islamic Center is still "ACTIVE BUT CONTAINED," and it is NOT believed there is still an at-large shooter
Thankfully, the grade school on-site has been EVACUATED, and all children are accounted for 🙏🏻
Multiple casuaIties have been reported, but it's unknown who those casuaIties are, nor has that been confirmed.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 04:12 PM (3ImbR)

189 T-shirts need to be 100% thick cotton. If they made a long-staple Egyptian version, I’d buy it.

The problem is the nicklfvcker bean counters take what was a 100% cotton tee-shirt line and thin it out, and add rayon or nylon or whatever. Rinse, lather, repeat.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:12 PM (Zh6C/)

190 184 Oh, Razorfist's stunt double has a problem?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:10 PM (2ocoG)

A problem with getting drunk and getting into fights with numerous BPD girls (none of whom are his babymama)

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:12 PM (FpHTM)

191 Huey was like a wiseass, fiercely anti-capitalist, FDR, with some common sense thrown in when needed.

Chicken in every pot, or else, kinda politician.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

192 I'm in favor of free pizza. Economics be damned!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The government could eff up pizza.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

193 >>>Y'know, virtually every US military action in the past 50 years has been a matter of trying to keep different varieties of mohammedans from killing each other. Panama and Grenada are the two exceptions that I can think of.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 04:03 PM (WE
****
Agreed. But, we have also been been in Europe for decades and, IMO, not to fend off the Russians but to keep those shirt lifting, Nancy boy EU Elitists from slaughtering each other yet again.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 18, 2026 04:13 PM (S+2Xo)

194 >>Bonus; your nipples will be a fashion feature.

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Rory McIlroy's nipples at May 18, 2026 04:13 PM (J4Dwc)

195
GFY TV
@Viralvid_89
·
4h
A McDonald’s employee in Massachusetts is now facing criminal charges after a viral video allegedly showed her putting fries in her mouth… then back into a customer’s order.

The incident happened at a McDonald’s on East Main Street in Southbridge.

In the video, the employee is seen grabbing a handful of fries, stuffing them into her mouth, and then dropping them back into the fry box while another worker laughs and records.

“So you want French fries today, right?” she says to the camera.

After the video spread online, both employees involved were fired.

Police and local health officials launched an investigation to determine whether the contaminated food was actually served to a customer and whether anyone may have been affected.

Authorities say the employee, whose name has not been publicly released, is expected to face criminal charges in Dudley District Court.

Police have not yet announced exactly what charges will be filed.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 18, 2026 04:14 PM (Feqvg)

196 182 Calling Huey Long as "actively corrupt" is like describing Usain Bolt as "actively walking."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

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"But he said the right things about wanting to help people and called himself a progressive, so it was okay."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:10 PM (xBVv0)

I'm not up on Huey Long aside he's either the creator or first victim of blackening the term 'Populist'. And someone killed him. Haven't looked him up enough to have an opinion, but am skeptical that Shoe has the same politics.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)

197 I thought this was America!

Canadian gets lifetime firearm ban after killing his friend while taking turns shooting each other in bulletproof vest

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No, wait. It's Canada. Nevermind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)

198 >>>Y'know, virtually every US military action in the past 50 years has been a matter of trying to keep different varieties of mohammedans from killing each other. Panama and Grenada are the two exceptions that I can think of.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 04:03 PM (WE
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Agreed. But, we have also been been in Europe for decades and, IMO, not to fend off the Russians but to keep those shirt lifting, Nancy boy EU Elitists from slaughtering each other yet again.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 18, 2026 04:13 PM (S+2Xo)

Keeping them in a play pen has done worse than a few wars would have done.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

199 196 I'm not up on Huey Long aside he's either the creator or first victim of blackening the term 'Populist'. And someone killed him. Haven't looked him up enough to have an opinion, but am skeptical that Shoe has the same politics.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)

sh0e strikes me as wanting to have more radical politics than she actually does.

She wants to be "part of the revolution" without actually having to get shot at.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:17 PM (FpHTM)

200 I thought this was America!

Canadian gets lifetime firearm ban after killing his friend while taking turns shooting each other in bulletproof vest

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No, wait. It's Canada. Nevermind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)

Did they ban the dead one or the live one?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)

201 >>She took the stand and on cross-examination, I had three goals: 1) she had only recently begun to drive, 2) she was unfamiliar with the rather complex intersection, and 3) she may have been confused because there were green signs and such all over everywhere.
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You were the DA? Those are questions I would expect a defense attorney to ask.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2026 04:17 PM (bNf8H)

202 Her name should be well publicize

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)

203
Back acreage mowed. With difficulty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:18 PM (HdYcL)

204 But, we have also been been in Europe for decades and, IMO, not to fend off the Russians but to keep those shirt lifting, Nancy boy EU Elitists from slaughtering each other yet again.

I saw that Germany wanted us to start pulling people out of our bases there and Poland said they'd take all of them. Probably smart, the last time Germany went without adult supervision things didn't go well for Poland.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:19 PM (2ocoG)

205 203
Back acreage mowed. With difficulty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:18 PM (HdYcL)

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That's what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 18, 2026 04:19 PM (xBVv0)

206 You were the DA? Those are questions I would expect a defense attorney to ask.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2026 04:17 PM (bNf8H)

I was confused by that as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 04:19 PM (lFFaq)

207 189 T-shirts need to be 100% thick cotton.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:12 PM (Zh6C/)
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No, sorry. As a Person of Sweat, I will continue to buy the newfangled synthetic blend shirts that are softer than cotton, look better on my frame, and wick my sweat away so that I am not able to wring it out after spending 5 minutes outside in the Texas summer.

Better living through modern technology.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 04:19 PM (oqH4h)

208 I can well believe that Hawaii has never hit 100. The climate there is ideal. Being located smack dab in the middle of the Pacific Ocean will do that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

209 196 I'm not up on Huey Long aside he's either the creator or first victim of blackening the term 'Populist'. And someone killed him. Haven't looked him up enough to have an opinion, but am skeptical that Shoe has the same politics.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)

sh0e strikes me as wanting to have more radical politics than she actually does.

She wants to be "part of the revolution" without actually having to get shot at.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 04:17 PM (FpHTM)

Boutique Socialism is an old story, but she's amusing and clever enough to puncture the real idiots around for her shows.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)

210 Nood!

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 04:20 PM (NcvvS)

211 Uh oh. Trump’s crazy again.

Jonathan Lemire
@JonLemire
NEW: The Newest Oldest President
Donald Trump has not faced the same scrutiny for his age as Joe Biden did. For now.
But as Trump is poised to turn 80 next month, questions about his health and increasingly erratic behavior are growing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:20 PM (ndZc7)

212 After the video spread online, both employees involved were fired.
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A five year jail sentence seems appropriate. But still, that will just push this practice underground and only the stupidest will film themselves and risk jail. Either way, fast food franchises will suffer as the public becomes more aware of this 'prank'.

Less chance of this particular kind of assault when you can see the worker create your food bowl (Chipotle for example).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 04:21 PM (Dv3i1)

213 203
Back acreage mowed. With difficulty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh, that reminds me! Need to schedule a waxing for my butthole again.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 18, 2026 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

214 @164 The only thing that saves them at this point is huge balls and gunfire.

They've been there before. It was their finest hour, more than once.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (zdLoL)

215 But as Trump is poised to turn 80 next month, questions about his health and increasingly erratic behavior are growing

They always say "erratic behavior" when they mean "doesn't do whatever Obama would do".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG)

216 >>>A McDonald’s employee in Massachusetts is now facing criminal charges after a viral video allegedly showed her putting fries in her mouth… then back into a customer’s order.
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Something to think about if you're into Door Dash.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (3ImbR)

217 I have a St. George flag decal in the back window of my truck. No enqueries from anyone. They probably figure that I'm an Episcopalian.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (XeU6L)

218 Guess what state its never reached 100 degrees?

Hawaii
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

Maybe not where people live. But I guarantee it gets hotter than that where the flowing lava melts the road asphalt and ignites cars.

Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (kU0PQ)

219 What's the likelihood there is a crazy jew killer running around in San Diego shooting muslims? Probably about the same as LeBron James winning the NBA title.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:23 PM (D1E+2)

220
Turkey trots to water.

Has Starmer fled to Ukraine with his rent boys yet?

The world wonders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:23 PM (HdYcL)

221 But, we have also been been in Europe for decades and, IMO, not to fend off the Russians but to keep those shirt lifting, Nancy boy EU Elitists from slaughtering each other yet again.

I saw that Germany wanted us to start pulling people out of our bases there and Poland said they'd take all of them. Probably smart, the last time Germany went without adult supervision things didn't go well for Poland.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 04:19 PM (2ocoG)

No, they don't want that because that is a huge income stream. But their idiot bossman had to lip off about Iran without doing anything to help. I also heard that they are not going to Poland to face both ways.

We probably have a few years before the 4th Reich because Germany is deindustrializing with speed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)

222 That good on morning joke

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (bXbFr)

223 Turkey trots to water.

Has Starmer fled to Ukraine with his rent boys yet?

The world wonders.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 04:23 PM (HdYcL)

Since they seem to set his garages on fire, perhaps not.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)

224 FDR could make people go away.

Hoover had Eleanor under surveillance, she hung around sketchy people, so there was no way around it. The Army private who spent a lot of time with her and friends at hotels and such, was transferred to the Pacific theater. Not sure it he made it back.

Another area that was a sort of punishment was Adak. You didn’t want to get sent to Adak.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 04:25 PM (Zh6C/)

225 Guess what state its never reached 100 degrees?

Hawaii
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

Maybe not where people live. But I guarantee it gets hotter than that where the flowing lava melts the road asphalt and ignites cars.
Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 04:22 PM (kU0PQ)

it did in the parts of that luxury island during a wildfire where Oprah's house made it and the native town did not.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+)

226 Canadian gets lifetime firearm ban after killing his friend while taking turns shooting each other in bulletproof vest

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No, wait. It's Canada. Nevermind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)
_______________________________

I think we should round up people in this category, and put them all in a locked room with all kinds of lawn care equipment (scythes, mowers, trimmers, axes, weed whackers). Open it up a few days later and hose it down.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 04:30 PM (dIske)

227 it did in the parts of that luxury island during a wildfire where Oprah's house made it and the native town did not.
Posted by: Oldcat

Whatever happened to all the conspiracy theories around that (beam weapons, blue colors deflect beam, cops barricaded people in so they had to abandon cars and wait the fire out in the ocean, burnt out properties all bought up by Oprah or others, among others)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 04:31 PM (Dv3i1)

228 Josh Simons has resigned to make way for his pal, Andy Burnham, to get elected in his place and contest the leadership with Starmer.

Typical of the Left to treat voters with such contempt that they think they can just use them as vote cows so they can manipulate the democratic system to gain power.

The miscalcualtions are numerous, firstly, the areas they want to run in voted heavily for Brexit and Burnham wants to drag us back into the EU's stagnant, bureaucratic oligarchy. Secondly, they believe the problem is entirely with Starmer rather than with what the believe and the fact they are impoverishing the country and destroying what our ancestors left us.

Posted by: stv at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (XMeSM)

229 Shooting at Islamic Center in San Diego. Details sketchy
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sure hope no one innocent gets hurt.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 03:43 PM (/lPRQ)


I hope the bullets are going the right way.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)

230 You could make a case for border czar, Kamala, but she's too fucking stupid. She was more like a brainless remora on Cadaver Joe's ballsack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 04:39 PM (D1E+2)

231 Hours later I finally see the videos and what you wrote. Thanks, Ace. Gives me hope and I pray for the UK and Europe to rise up for their culture every night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 09:05 PM (WONhk)

232 >right-leaning political movements that are not leavened by Christianity tend to get weird and nasty
Citation needed.
Do we have 'right-leaning' citizens? It seems like MAGA is Constitution-based, i.e. Libertarians without the mental handicaps. The official Nazi party always throws its support to democrats after a token run, because it's core values are the opposite of MAGA.
Le us name-and-shame the right-wingers. As soon as they tell us their beliefs.

Posted by: bravokilo at May 19, 2026 04:54 AM (7TWrg)

With Two Republicans Leading the California Gubernatorial Primary, Democrats Plot to Change the Rules Mid-Election So That a Democrat Will Be in the Runoff

Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes

May 17

HERE WE GO 🚨 California Democrats are making a move to rig the Governor's race

Democrats are putting forth a new ballot initiative to repeal the "Top 2" candidate rule that takes the 2 leading candidates, because the 2 leading candidates are Republicans

"A new ballot initiative has been filed to repeal the state's top-two primary and return it to a party-based primary where voters like you would only vote for candidates in your own registered party"

The man behind this is Steve Maviglio, he's the former communications director for Governor Gray Davis

He's not some random nobody. Steve Maviglio a longtime Democratic insider, he's a top Democrat operative

He filed paperwork with the state to change the rules of the game now that Democrats are losing

Keep in mind, this "Top 2" system is the same system that locked out Republicans for 15 years

But now that it's going to lock Democrats out they're turning to their rigged elections to maintain power and change the rules

Woke_Resistance
@tyranny_stop

May 17

🚨California Democrats are advancing a ballot initiative to repeal the Top Two primary system...now that Republicans lead in the Governor's race.

The same rule they long endorsed to sideline conservatives is suddenly unacceptable when it risks their hold on power. Their repeated claims of 'saving democracy' ring hollow. This is a blatant rule change to preserve dominance, nothing more.

A rule thats lasted over 15 years...disgusting hypocrisy exposed.


Newsom essentially admits he's pushing this "break glass in case of emergency" solution.



Google is once again interfering in an election by pumping out misinformation: They've changed their street views of the Palisade to show that all of the houses Karen Bass burned down have somehow been rebuilt in just a couple of weeks!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 18, 2026 02:22 PM (iVUs+)

2 They've changed their street views of the Palisade to show that all of the houses Karen Bass burned down have somehow been rebuilt in just a couple of weeks!
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Who are you gonna believe? Google Maps or your lyin' eyes?

This is all part of the daily manipulation of reality by the "elite" to serve their own ends.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 02:23 PM (gnNyN)

3 disgusting hypocrisy is exposed everyday, at the highest levels ...

and here we are.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 02:23 PM (VyBeY)

4 California is truly a country of its’ own, in practice. Until their leash is jerked, hard, it will ever be so. I just don’t see anyone who’s going to do that.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:24 PM (Gqar8)

5 Order. Counter-order. Disorder.

Go for it Dems. Kneecap yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 02:24 PM (u82oZ)

6 Or they could try to run a government effectively.

Maybe do good stuff for their citizens.

Lower taxes for everyone. Make life affordable and pleasant.

Not waste money. Not try to bang the kids.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)

7 Who will stop them?

Who can?

The don’t even try to hide their shenanigans anymore.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)

8 fucking Calvinball from the Ds again

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:25 PM (j+aD2)

9 Say what you will, Demoncrats fight like hell.

Because they are Hell's own.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 02:25 PM (FpHTM)

10 What good is our "Rules-Based Democracy" if we lose?

Posted by: Dems at May 18, 2026 02:25 PM (E/qck)

11 Just wait until the 'Popular vote' people/States get burned the same way!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Yypdw)

12 9 Say what you will, Demoncrats fight like hell.

it's easy when you don't think just scheme

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)

13 🚨California Democrats are advancing a ballot initiative to repeal the Top Two primary system...now that Republicans lead in the Governor's race.

The same rule they long endorsed to sideline conservatives is suddenly unacceptable when it risks their hold on power. Their repeated claims of 'saving democracy' ring hollow. This is a blatant rule change to preserve dominance, nothing more.

A rule thats lasted over 15 years...disgusting hypocrisy exposed.


We should be glad they're only getting rid of the top 2 rule. I kind of expected the "All Republican candidates will be staked to an anthill" option.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

14 How are they going to squeeze this ballot initiative in before the election for governor?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Dv3i1)

15 >>>Democrats are putting forth a new ballot initiative to repeal the "Top 2" candidate rule that takes the 2 leading candidates, because the 2 leading candidates are Republicans

The timing and motivations stink to high heaven. BUT...

This would be a good thing. The jungle primary is a horrible system and getting rid of it would be a long-term plus to the right.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (8mulE)

16 Hahahahahahahahahaha!

*snort*

The rules only apply when they benefit democrats.
How can anyone take them seriously?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (zSjNu)

17 Google hiding the evidence of the fire.

Freaking 1984 MiniTrue.
Don’t be evil, my azz!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (4KUe5)

18 The California primaries will now be changed such as the top two Gay or Transgender candidates will only be named on the Mid-term ballots to preserve the integrity of the California voting system.

Posted by: Gov Gav "The Stud" Newsome at May 18, 2026 02:27 PM (KvNjc)

19 How are they going to squeeze this ballot initiative in before the election for governor?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Dv3i1)
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Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

The ballots are already filled out and just need to be "mailed in" to be "counted."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 02:27 PM (gnNyN)

20 It's break the glass time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 02:28 PM (F8sQr)

21 I'm torn on this, since I hate the jungle primary with the heat of 10000 suns, but it sounds like this doesn't ban it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)

22 CA politics.
Cheaters always prosper.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 02:28 PM (UjdFS)

23 So, they're admitting that they might not be able to cheat their way out of this one.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

24 Say what you will, Demoncrats fight like hell.

Send in Doom Guy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:28 PM (2ocoG)

25 Send in Doom Guy.
Posted by: Ian S.

I miss Monty.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

26 I'm thinking half a million conservatives marching on Sacramento if their rule change makes it to a vote would be a good idea.
Armed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 02:30 PM (2WIwB)

27 Why not change the rules to "democrats only"?

The problem is governors can't be gerrymandered. California is a lot more conservative than most people think - an R can get elected in a statewide election, if it is fair.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 02:30 PM (k8xm0)

28 21 I'm torn on this, since I hate the jungle primary with the heat of 10000 suns, but it sounds like this doesn't ban it.
Posted by: Oldcat


Of course it doesn’t permanently ban the jungle primary. It just bans it THIS election.


Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 02:30 PM (k0Wyd)

29 Or they could try to run a government effectively.

Maybe do good stuff for their citizens.

Lower taxes for everyone. Make life affordable and pleasant.

Not waste money. Not try to bang the kids.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog
.......

Makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 02:30 PM (UjdFS)

30 National GOPe - oh those Democrats are such scamps. La-di-da

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:30 PM (gu0hJ)

31 I put it at 99% it passes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:31 PM (73/SM)

32 31 I put it at 99% it passes.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:31 PM (73/SM)

So low?? Your optimism is misplaced.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:32 PM (Gqar8)

33 "We should be glad they're only getting rid of the top 2 rule. I kind of expected the "All Republican candidates will be staked to an anthill" option.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t) "

coming in 2029

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 02:32 PM (VyBeY)

34 The simple "just prohibit registered Republicans from voting at all" option is looking better all the time, amirite Dems???

BUT MUH PRESSHUSSS DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:32 PM (guGkK)

35 >>Calvinball from the Ds again


Kill ALL Utilitarians

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 02:32 PM (9maW1)

36 Or they could try to run a government effectively.

Maybe do good stuff for their citizens.

Lower taxes for everyone. Make life affordable and pleasant.

Not waste money. Not try to bang the kids.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog
.......

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

*deep breath*

Bwahahahahahahahah!!!!

Oh stop it. You're killing me here!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)

37 I am proud to endorse Wo Fat as the new Marxist-Democrat candidate for Governor of California.

Posted by: Gov Gav at May 18, 2026 02:33 PM (KvNjc)

38 How are they going to squeeze this ballot initiative in before the election for governor?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Dv3i1)

They're not because they can't. This is about future elections and it's a good idea. The only reason we have it now is because some RINO named Abel Moldanado demanded it in order to get his support for a budget during the Schwarzenegger years and the Dems agreed because they needed his vote.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 02:33 PM (CNl8/)

39 Retarded, but also completely predictable.

Could say it's reprehensible but that means nothing to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

40 Kill ALL Utilitarians
Posted by: garrett

No. They keep the Universalists in check.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

41 I heard on the radio this morning that Xavier Beccera is leading the polls. Jumper miraculously from 3% to on top!
What a guy!

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 02:33 PM (UjdFS)

42 Not waste money. Not try to bang the kids.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog


Just bang 'em? Hell, we'll mutilate 'em permanently if we get our way!

-- Dems

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:33 PM (guGkK)

43 There is no solving California, New York or Illinois with the methods available to us.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar8)

44 They might as well make it a two-fer and add in ranked choice voting.

Remember: the "independent" commission will revert back to being the redistricting authority in 2031.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:34 PM (73/SM)

45 fucking Calvinball from the Ds again
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:25 PM (j+aD2)


Objection. Calvinball has rules.
California politics merely has Will to Power.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

46 too bad for dems the reichstag wasn't in palisades

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (CWTWj)

47 Is hoping the San Andreas lets loose wrong?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (gu0hJ)

48 The Clown Prince just yesterday:

@LauraPowellEsq
When asked about the possibility of ending up with two Republican candidates for governor and no Democrats, Gavin Newsom responded:

“We all have agencies. We can shape the future… I don’t anticipate this need to be the case, but there is a ‘break the glass scenario.’ There’s many people that have a deep understanding of what it would look like if Democrats were locked out, and we’re going to do everything to make sure that doesn’t happen. I’ll leave it there.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (diia5)

49 There is no solving California, New York or Illinois with the methods available to us.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar


That reminds me. I need to get more Hoppes #9.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (2WIwB)

50
>>Google is once again interfering in an election by pumping out misinformation: They've changed their street views of the Palisade to show that all of the houses Karen Bass burned down have somehow been rebuilt in just a couple of weeks!

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Yeah, thanks for putting all that in place, Sergey [Brin, not to be confused with Brezhnov in this particular case].

He has now been shocked into motion by the encroaching billionaire tax and decamped to scenic Lake Tahoe, from which vantage point he explores what he's done to the rest of us with his free propaganda platform. Word is, he now supports Trump. Yeah, good, but I still hate people like this. I want him to come forward and retract every damn thing he said at that all-hands meeting on the day after Trump's 2016 victory and everything he ever did to destroy freedom and prosperity in California (and everywhere for that matter).

I wish there was another Elon to buy Google and stop this shyte.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (XJ22o)

51 Elections run by Dems are now more fortified than all of the sugary breakfast cereals combined.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (3u5xF)

52 Remember:
There's no problem facing California that can't be fixed by yelling "RACISM!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (73/SM)

53 Is hoping the San Andreas lets loose wrong?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (gu0hJ)

At this point, I could believe that Spencer Pratf is Lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

54 That reminds me. I need to get more Hoppes #9.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (2WIwB)


Have you tried Ballistol?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

55 Horry shit is that a rigged election!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at May 18, 2026 02:38 PM (guGkK)

56 Is hoping the San Andreas lets loose wrong?
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Why? You realize the Fed will be goaded to bailout CA in that scenario, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:38 PM (diia5)

57 These F**kstain Marxist Democrats always say we must preserve "The Democracy" ????

We do not live in a Democracy, or we would be total chaos like the UK every six months. We would also have a new President every six months....

We live in a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC and thus why we have the Electorol College so that the LARGER BLUE COMMIE STATES do not control the elections because of the LARGER POPULATIONS.

The founding fathers were smart enough to know that maybe 200 years in the future the country may have a political party comprised of Losers, Idiots and Morons !!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 18, 2026 02:38 PM (KvNjc)

58 I feel like the Supreme Court should have slapped down such an absurd system anyway that was clearly gamed to basically lock out the other political party.

Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 02:38 PM (zTiHq)

59 It's always worked for me.

Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 02:38 PM (ndZc7)

60 I'd bet that a fair number of Palisade's (former) homeowners will vote (D) anyway. Regardless of Google's horseshit or how many idiots are on the ballot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 02:39 PM (jehhT)

61 Notice how fast the fucking liars move to serve their own needs but FUCK the people waiting to rebuild their homes burnt down by the very same liars.

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 02:39 PM (61TgR)

62 “We all have agencies. We can shape the future… I don’t anticipate this need to be the case, but there is a ‘break the glass scenario.’ There’s many people that have a deep understanding of what it would look like if Democrats were locked out, and we’re going to do everything to make sure that doesn’t happen. I’ll leave it there.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (diia5)
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Thanks for sharing, Gavin.

TLDR; "Whatever it takes to save our Precious Democracy!"

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2026 02:40 PM (rj6Yv)

63 The ballots have already been printed and early voting for the primaries begins in less than two weeks. Voter guides have already been distributed. If it's even legal to change the rules at this point, doing so will be almost extremely difficult and very expensive.

If only Republicans were willing to put even half of this much dedication into holding onto power.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2026 02:40 PM (NQi1o)

64 Have you tried Ballistol?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

No.
I've heard of it.
Good?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)

65 I'd bet that a fair number of Palisade's (former) homeowners will vote (D) anyway. Regardless of Google's horseshit or how many idiots are on the ballot.

Before it burned, Pacific Palisades was AWFL World Headquarters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:40 PM (guGkK)

66 Is God watching?
Interesting timing: wildfires have broken out in Simi Valley. A sign Dems to stop effing around

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:41 PM (gu0hJ)

67 Let me guess, they have had no Republicans before and been fine with it.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 02:41 PM (YwEeS)

68 I'd bet that a fair number of Palisade's (former) homeowners will vote (D) anyway. Regardless of Google's horseshit or how many idiots are on the ballot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I bet a fair number of the residents send in ballots only to find out their ballots were already registered.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:41 PM (diia5)

69 It's a SCOTUS created apacolypse!

HOLY CRAP. Democrat Stacey Abrams just admitted Democrats might lose *191* STATE LEGISLATIVE SEATS — on top of the 19-20 seats lost to the end of racial gerrymandering
It's not just Congress. State legislative districts are racially drawn, and SCOTUS just caused APOCALYPSE Show more

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 02:41 PM (ndZc7)

70 61 Notice how fast the fucking liars move to serve their own needs but FUCK the people waiting to rebuild their homes burnt down by the very same liars.

Cannot rebuild your homes, but the taxes on your worthless property are still due every year or the state will confiscate your land !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mayor Bass at May 18, 2026 02:41 PM (1qVfI)

71 Just watched Under Siege last night, first time since the 90s when it came out. Even cheezier than I remember. Most depressing tho was looking up Erika Eleniak - the Playboy bunny that pops up out of the cake in the film - to see what she looks like now. Good grief doesn't do it. Let's just say time and tattoos did her no favors. Wow. https://tinyurl.com/bdhhw7aa

Posted by: Mizzou at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (hyQrc)

72 Only the Hantavirus can save the Dems now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (guGkK)

73 Who are the Republicans in the lead? The aggregator I saw has Hilton 1st and Bianco 4th, with two commies between them.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (NYInA)

74 Ihave looked at the materials cited; I don't see that the proposal would change the election for THIS CYCLE.

Posted by: CloseTheFed at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (lZILf)

75 Why don't they just put through a ballot initiative that says only dems can run for political office from now on? Why bother with any of this crap? gas lighting? Why bother with that even...

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (3uBP9)

76 To be honest I suspect the only way a Republican can overcome fraud and win is if there are no Democrat candidates...

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (YwEeS)

77 CA Dems moving heaven and earth, breaking any and every law to prevent any Republican from winning.

While on the other coast, we have the Republican leader of the SC senate saying, "SC is better with a vibrant Democrat Party."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (73/SM)

78
Apparently this is one of those citizens' initiatives, intended to be on the ballot in 2026 -- although how they can get the signatures in time is a "mystery" (I know, as if).

At the same time, Newsom talks of "agencies."

It sounds like a massive, all-out, all-hands crusade. I have an idea it will qualify, and it will pass, and Cali will elect a Democrat governor this year and in years to come just the same.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:43 PM (XJ22o)

79 I heard on the radio this morning that Xavier Beccera is leading the polls. Jumper miraculously from 3% to on top!

That just means the Dominion machines have been preloaded with the winner.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG)

80 Why don't they just put through a ballot initiative that says only dems can run for political office from now on? Why bother with any of this crap? gas lighting? Why bother with that even...
Posted by: banana Dream


No need. The Dem machine in CA 'counts' the ballots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:44 PM (diia5)

81 While on the other coast, we have the Republican leader of the SC senate saying, "SC is better with a vibrant Democrat Party."

Isn't "vibrant" a code word for diversity?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

82 Some Despotisms love elections. Rubbing peoples nose in it is part of the fun.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:45 PM (Gqar8)

83 @71 Tommy Lee Jones must have needed the money to be in Under Siege

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:45 PM (gu0hJ)

84 No need. The Dem machine in CA 'counts' the ballots.

People forget that last time around Karen Bass lost the election, but they kept recounting for 6 weeks until nobody was paying attention and suddenly she'd won.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

85 Despite Google fakery on this particular issue ( which is awful and doesn't surprise me) , I'm sure that the people who still live in LA and who will be voting know what their areas look like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 02:45 PM (Yl2Ob)

86 TLDR; "Whatever it takes to save our Precious Democracy!"
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2026

Through guaranteed outcomes. Just a different verse in the gerrymander song they are singing right now.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 02:45 PM (OoFl2)

87 At the same time, Newsom talks of "agencies."
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I wouldn't waste any time trying to parse whatever comes out of Hairgel Hitler's mouth. The guy is even more vacuous than Kamala, albeit less amusing since he isn't publicly inebriated all the time.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 02:46 PM (Dg7ng)

88 >>The man behind this is Steve Maviglio, he's the former communications director for Governor Gray Davis


imagine admitting to that. If it was my resume, I would say I was in prison those years.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 18, 2026 02:46 PM (O4IVm)

89
Why don't they just put through a ballot initiative that says only dems can run for political office from now on? Why bother with any of this crap? gas lighting? Why bother with that even...
Posted by: banana Dream

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I wonder, too. Some state or city or district is going to try this at some point. California should lead the way.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:46 PM (XJ22o)

90 HOLY CRAP. Democrat Stacey Abrams just admitted Democrats might lose *191* STATE LEGISLATIVE SEATS — on top of the 19-20 seats lost to the end of racial gerrymandering
It's not just Congress. State legislative districts are racially drawn, and SCOTUS just caused APOCALYPSE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 02:41 PM (ndZc7)

I'm embarrassed to admit I didn't even CONSIDER the impact to state legislatures until Stacey Abrams pointed it out to me...

This is an ELE for the Dems. Truly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 02:46 PM (Kdi1r)

91 Rep. Massie to the #BonerPhone...Rep. Massie, please pick up a courtesy #BonerPhone...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 02:47 PM (GD0B3)

92 Get down, get funky!

Spanberger busts a move!

https://tinyurl.com/mwv57asm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 02:47 PM (ndZc7)

93 72 Only the Hantavirus can save the Dems now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (guGkK)

They're not taking any chances, they also imported another strain of Ebola.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 02:48 PM (FpHTM)

94 Despite Google fakery on this particular issue ( which is awful and doesn't surprise me) , I'm sure that the people who still live in LA and who will be voting know what their areas look like.

Yeah, this is more likely to be a Streisand Effect thing that reminds people that the Democrats suck. I almost wonder if that's the intent.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

95
I'm embarrassed to admit I didn't even CONSIDER the impact to state legislatures until Stacey Abrams pointed it out to me...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider

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I'm so proud of myself because I considered it -- but then I dismissed it because I didn't know that state legislatures use the same districts as federal. Do they? My turn to be embarrassed.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:48 PM (XJ22o)

96 HOLY CRAP. Democrat Stacey Abrams just admitted Democrats might lose *191* STATE LEGISLATIVE SEATS — on top of the 19-20 seats lost to the end of racial gerrymandering
It's not just Congress. State legislative districts are racially drawn, and SCOTUS just caused APOCALYPSE



Abrams said that? Was the buffet closed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:48 PM (guGkK)

97 We elect Republicans ( note : not a synonym for America lovers) . They go to DC, and are cycled through the Transmorgrifier.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:49 PM (Gqar8)

98 I'm embarrassed to admit I didn't even CONSIDER the impact to state legislatures until Stacey Abrams pointed it out to me...

This is an ELE for the Dems. Truly.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 02:46 PM (Kdi1r)
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It just goes to show that it takes the elephant in the room to point out the elephant in the room.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2026 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

99 Well, that's certainly awkward

@MattSeedorff 27m
BREAKING: A fast-moving wildfire has erupted in Ventura County, CA, triggering evacuation orders and warnings across much of Simi Valley.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:50 PM (diia5)

100 I'm so proud of myself because I considered it -- but then I dismissed it because I didn't know that state legislatures use the same districts as federal. Do they?

It doesn't matter. If racially-gerrymandered districts are verboten under federal law, then they have to go, whatever they're for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:50 PM (guGkK)

101 It's a SCOTUS created apacolypse!

HOLY CRAP. Democrat Stacey Abrams just admitted Democrats might lose *191* STATE LEGISLATIVE SEATS — on top of the 19-20 seats lost to the end of racial gerrymandering
It's not just Congress. State legislative districts are racially drawn, and SCOTUS just caused APOCALYPSE Show more
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The entire City of Los Angeles is specifically drawn for race.
And probably every other large city over 200k.

Sure, it may only lead to some seats flipping on city councils around the country.

But it's going to wipe out a lot of Dem incumbents as well.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:51 PM (73/SM)

102 Why don't they just put through a ballot initiative that says only dems can run for political office from now on? Why bother with any of this crap? gas lighting? Why bother with that even...
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (3uBP9)

--

The Party is the State. This is essential to preserving our Democ-raseh.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 18, 2026 02:51 PM (NYInA)

103 I'm so proud of myself because I considered it -- but then I dismissed it because I didn't know that state legislatures use the same districts as federal. Do they? My turn to be embarrassed.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:48 PM (XJ22o)

I don't believe they do. Virginia, for example, has more than 11 state reps in their legislature but only 11 Congressional Districts.

I think the point is that with racially-drawn districts being declared unconstitutional at the federal level, it's reasonable to expect them to be unconstitutional at the state level, too.

End of Life Event for the left.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 02:51 PM (Kdi1r)

104 We joke about the Dems, but in Europe, this is essentially what they are doing. They reserve the right to veto any candidate on the right.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 18, 2026 02:52 PM (O4IVm)

105 Well look California has to change the election rules - people call it a "jungle primary" and that is racist, sir. RACIST.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 02:52 PM (xhfG9)

106 Sounds like they need a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 18, 2026 02:52 PM (+kXje)

107 Californistan run by the Demoban.

Next up, IED planting in Republican districts.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 18, 2026 02:52 PM (e1mwr)

108 47 Is hoping the San Andreas lets loose wrong?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (gu0hJ)

We need 400,000 boyscouts with prybars. A croudfunded trip to see the faults, form a line and give it a few huge heave hos.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 02:52 PM (594J6)

109 J6 attendees get doxed and imprisoned in solitary for attempting to steal the election and insurrection.

The Dems in CA trying to do the same thing, and they get?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (N39Ws)

110 Isn't "vibrant" a code word for diversity?
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It is.

Anytime you see a location or neighborhood described as vibrant you know it means "bars on the windows."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (73/SM)

111 State legislative districts are much smaller than Federal ones. Congressional districts have about 775000 people, states are much smaller

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (gu0hJ)

112 71; the dog looks okay, though ...

that was a fun movie, with enough suspension of disbelief ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (VyBeY)

113 The Dems in CA trying to do the same thing, and they get?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (N39Ws)

Elected!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (Kdi1r)

114 Count on it that once the Supreme Court is packed with right-thinking justices, Louisiana v. Callais will be reconsidered.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 02:54 PM (guGkK)

115 No.
I've heard of it.
Good?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)


It smells like mildly spoiled milk instead of kerosene, but it is pretty good for anything from black powder to modern fouling. I spilled a 4 ounce bottle in my canvas range bag, and it did not leave the bag greasy, after the smell evaporated, unlike Hoppe's.
On the deficit side it does not remove copper fouling, so it is not perfect.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

116 "I wish there was another Elon to buy Google and stop this shyte." Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

Yes, but the market cap of Google (alphabet) is over $4 TRILLION, while Twitter was $50 billion or so, iirc. So it would take 80 Musk Billionaires to buy Google (if they each put in $50B)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2026 02:54 PM (vbXSk)

117 put that down and go to your rooms.

- Gov. Newsome

Posted by: well, elections aren't for republicans at May 18, 2026 02:54 PM (anL5R)

118 Google hiding the evidence of the fire.

Freaking 1984 MiniTrue.
Don’t be evil, my azz!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (4KUe5)

I stopped believing the "Google: Don't be Evil" schtick in the late 90s, when they bought Doubleclick for it's ad network.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 02:54 PM (qx7Zg)

119 I am pretty sure that states can do whatever they want election-wise. If they want to make elections for state legislature the outcome of a tiddlywinks contest. they can do it.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 02:55 PM (xhfG9)

120 110 Isn't "vibrant" a code word for diversity?
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It is.

Anytime you see a location or neighborhood described as vibrant you know it means "bars on the windows."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (73/SM)

A Vibrant Urban Neighborhood - what Circle of Hell IS that, I wonder?

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:55 PM (Gqar8)

121 111 State legislative districts are much smaller than Federal ones. Congressional districts have about 775000 people, states are much smaller
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Usually but as always it depends on the number of state legislators. I think CA Senate seats has about 1 million per seat (smaller number of state senators than Congress critters).

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)

122 I think the point is that with racially-drawn districts being declared unconstitutional at the federal level, it's reasonable to expect them to be unconstitutional at the state level, too.
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Nationwide Dems are going to be fighting redistricting.

Because in the south, they were drawing minority-majority districts to comply with the VRA.
While in the north, they drew them citing the VRA as the legal justification.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 02:56 PM (73/SM)

123 I am pretty sure that states can do whatever they want election-wise. If they want to make elections for state legislature the outcome of a tiddlywinks contest. they can do it.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 02:55 PM (xhfG9)

Correct.

But the districts themselves can not be drawn by racial lines anymore.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 02:56 PM (Kdi1r)

124 but then I dismissed it because I didn't know that state legislatures use the same districts as federal. Do they?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl


Typically there are many more state reps than federal. So no they do not used the same, but there can be some commonality, just with more state districts adding up to one federal.


But losing state reps, because racial gerrymandering is illegal, means they lose control of the state legislature, and the state legislature draws up the federal districts. So delayed effect, but very important.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 18, 2026 02:56 PM (O4IVm)

125 Isn't "vibrant" a code word for diversity?
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Its code for leaving your car parked on the street with the doors locked is a good way to have your windows smashed and the stereo yoinked. If you don't lock the doors they won't smash the window, but you'll still get your stereo yoinked.

Posted by: Its part of the culture at May 18, 2026 02:57 PM (anL5R)

126 The Dems in CA trying to do the same thing, and they get?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (N39Ws)


hefty cash bonus at the end of the year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 02:57 PM (VyBeY)

127 I am pretty sure that states can do whatever they want election-wise. If they want to make elections for state legislature the outcome of a tiddlywinks contest. they can do it.
Posted by: blaster

But not pickleball, right? Because that would be wrong.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

128 Simi Valley fire has burned a few houses already.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:57 PM (gu0hJ)

129 eclectic is code for you will get mugged if you walk down the sidewalk after dark

Posted by: Its part of the culture at May 18, 2026 02:58 PM (anL5R)

130 114 Count on it that once the Supreme Court is packed with right-thinking justices, Louisiana v. Callais will be reconsidered.
Posted by: Cicero
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Eh, never count on predicting the future as the United States may not even exist as such or we get a king or something.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

131 the dog looks okay, though ...

-
Look at this dogs eyes. He being traumatized.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 02:59 PM (ndZc7)

132 I'm embarrassed to admit I didn't even CONSIDER the impact to state legislatures until Stacey Abrams pointed it out to me...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider

===============

I'm so proud of myself because I considered it -- but then I dismissed it because I didn't know that state legislatures use the same districts as federal. Do they? My turn to be embarrassed.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:48 PM (XJ22o)

No, for example there are 99 state reps in Ohio

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

133 Eh, never count on predicting the future as the United States may not even exist as such or we get a king or something.
===
You'll get NOTHING, AND LIKE IT!

Posted by: Judge Smails at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (anL5R)

134 As the Republicans resort to their own version of voter lawfare to shore up elections, the Democrats are going to resort to "other measures" to remain in power.

It's coming.

The tit-for-tat legal dance going on is not the end state. I think everyone here knows that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (jehhT)

135 127 I am pretty sure that states can do whatever they want election-wise. If they want to make elections for state legislature the outcome of a tiddlywinks contest. they can do it.
Posted by: blaster
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Well, depends. The Constitution formally has a guarantee clause that each state has a republican form of government (separation of powers, popularly elected at least in part, etc.). Luther v. Borden sidestepped it as a political question but that simply means that Congress and the President can enforce it.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)

136 The main long term effect is going to be a shift in the type of politicians.

Right now, the dems attract a lot of loons because their districts are so safe, and so gerrymandered into single issue voters. There is a reason we have people like the somlian idiot, or these low IQ black race mongers. They are representing their district.

Making the districts more divers should reduce that. As I said before, it will also expose those voters to the other side of the arguement. The candidates on both sides will have to make their case. Right now, many blacks are in a plantation in terms of representation - they have one option up and down the ticket, so not debate, no thinking, no hearing the other side.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (O4IVm)

137 I think is just where we are now.

Maximum rule changing to ensure wins.

Posted by: MJ at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (XOmY9)

138 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2026 03:01 PM (+x3LD)

139 Just watched Under Siege last night, first time since the 90s when it came out. Even cheezier than I remember. Most depressing tho was looking up Erika Eleniak - the Playboy bunny that pops up out of the cake in the film - to see what she looks like now. Good grief doesn't do it. Let's just say time and tattoos did her no favors. Wow. https://tinyurl.com/bdhhw7aa
Posted by: Mizzou at May 18, 2026 02:42 PM (hyQrc)

She was the little blonde girl who kissed Eliot in the movie, ET.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2026 03:02 PM (5xuJ/)

140 It's like the little brat that says its my ball, play by my rules, ok then when you are about to win takes the ball and goes home.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 03:02 PM (n5tGW)

141 Maximum rule changing to ensure wins.
==
So Calvinball it is.

Posted by: Judge Smails at May 18, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R)

142 Meanwhile republicans won’t pass a voter ID bill or do meaningful gerrymandering.

There’s only 1 party.

Posted by: Heroq at May 18, 2026 03:03 PM (NyGYe)

143 She was the little blonde girl who kissed Eliot in the movie, ET.
==
They grow up so fast.

Posted by: Methuselah at May 18, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)

144 I'm so proud of myself because I considered it -- but then I dismissed it because I didn't know that state legislatures use the same districts as federal. Do they? My turn to be embarrassed.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

You don't hear much about the Shelby County v. Holder decision, issued by the U.S. Supreme Court of 2013, it struck down Section 4(b) of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 as unconstitutional killing preclearance as the emergency clause of the original VRA was deemed past its expiration date. Court has been set on deracializing for a while including higher ed, and now this.

Democrats and black activists are upset as it is a torpedo at the rotten urban districts. You cannot draw rotten boroughs packed with minorities anymore to gain seats.

This will affect even local races on city councils, state legislatures, etc. by denying the reliable tool the left does to get power, suing and having their pet judges award them a slice of political power.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)

145 Who knows what shenanigans Newson is considering, but the current proposal would be for the California primary to remain a jungle primary for 2026 with the return to traditional primaries taking effect in 2028 or 2030. But again, Newson may be talking about something not on the table at the moment.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:05 PM (GPa4z)

146 Ladies, enough with the tattoos already.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

147 I thought Vibrant was only used as a descriptor for the superior Hot Air Art Thread.

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Ross at May 18, 2026 03:06 PM (oftw2)

148 I was trying to remember the guy at MIT who wrote most of the software for the Apollo guidance computer. He also crufted an elegant, on the fly fix on 14, a workaround to a defective abort switch that would have cause the mission to land on the Moon to get scrubbed. He wrote it in about an hour, NASA tested it in the simulator, radio’d up the modifications, etc.

Anyhood when I did the search on Google, it was as if Don Eyles no longer existed. Whole pages, reams of data of Margaret Hamilton. Kinda pissed me off. I know who she was, and she did great things.

They are determined to erase facts or reality, in favor of narratives and fairy tales. It won’t work. It never has worked, and can’t be made to work.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:07 PM (17WQZ)

149 I am pretty sure that states can do whatever they want election-wise.

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This isn’t 'Nam. There are rules.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)

150 Who knows what shenanigans Newson is considering, but the current proposal would be for the California primary to remain a jungle primary for 2026 with the return to traditional primaries taking effect in 2028 or 2030. But again, Newson may be talking about something not on the table at the moment.
==
I, for one, salute our new Chinese overlords and I welcome the opportunity to serve in the role of assistant administrator of California Republic of China.

Posted by: Newsome in 18months at May 18, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

151 Ladies, enough with the tattoos already.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

They want to be healthy then inject ink containing metals and chemicals into the skin.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:08 PM (8avO+)

152 On the one hand, yes, the dems are unethical scumbags and monsters whose only core tenant is will to power, but on the other hand, the GOP could learn a couple lessons from this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2026 03:09 PM (XV/Pl)

153 I like to think that all heroic NASA efforts somehow involved Dave in Texas's dad.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:09 PM (GPa4z)

154 I've officially had enough of this shit. He looks like an old fool.

BREAKING: President Trump says the leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE urged him to delay a planned U.S. military strike on Iran as negotiations continue. Trump said he agreed to pause the operation for now but warned the U.S. remains ready to launch a large-scale strike if talks fail, insisting any deal must ensure Iran cannot obtain nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 03:09 PM (CNl8/)

155 The Constitution formally has a guarantee clause that each state has a republican form of government
——-

And protection from invasion. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:10 PM (17WQZ)

156 California is the land of Lotus Eaters and Sidewalk Shitters. Note the only good thing people can say about it is "nice weather."

Not people.
Not culture
Not beautiful architecture
Not the arts
Not the humanities
And so on.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 18, 2026 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

157 Never forget: California is what Democrats what for all of America.

Posted by: Shenanigans at May 18, 2026 03:11 PM (qmxL/)

158 This isn’t 'Nam. There are rules.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)

I wasn't there and just an armchair diletante historian, but the problem in Mam is that there were TOO MANY rules.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

159 She was the little blonde girl who kissed Eliot in the movie, ET.
==
They grow up so fast.
Posted by: Methuselah at May 18, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)

"Thank heaven........"

Posted by: Maurice Chavalier at May 18, 2026 03:11 PM (5xuJ/)

160 Yesterday was Norwegian Independence Day, so join me in a belated toast to King Harald V.

Posted by: Norse Saga at May 18, 2026 03:11 PM (oftw2)

161 This isn’t 'Nam. There are rules.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)

I wasn't there and just an armchair diletante historian, but the problem in Mam is that there were TOO MANY rules.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

Few of which involved actually defeating the enemy and ending the war in a victory.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)

162 I've officially had enough of this shit. He looks like an old fool.

Consider writing to President Trump at the WH. He's probably not reading ASHQ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 03:12 PM (2sfNr)

163 There is no solving California, New York or Illinois with the methods "legally" available to us.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar

fify, especially if you make the air quotes as you say it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (zafwz)

164 Did we not just cut a deal with China? I imagine that has a lot to do with l’affaire Iran and its’ its’ coming events.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar8)

165 California was the model of good governance at one time. Representatives from around the world would travel there to observe their public works, road construction, water reclamation, law enforcement, EMT innovations, power generation, all sorts of things.

They … don’t do that anymore

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (17WQZ)

166 California is the land of Lotus Eaters and Sidewalk Shitters. Note the only good thing people can say about it is "nice weather."


Yeah, about that...
-- George Donner

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

167 - Time to get moving. Get some things mo.ved to basement.

NaCly looks to be in a worse area, over the next couple of hours at least. Hope he's got a basement or tornado shelter!

Posted by: TeeJ at May 18, 2026 03:14 PM (eisI8)

168 There is no solving California, New York or Illinois with the methods "legally" available to us.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar

fify, especially if you make the air quotes as you say it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (zafwz)

well forcing reasonable redistricting will suddenly make both those states more sensible and responsible to the electorate. Even New Yorkers don't want to be stabbed in the neck too often.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)

169 California was the model of good governance at one time. Representatives from around the world would travel there to observe their public works, road construction, water reclamation, law enforcement, EMT innovations, power generation, all sorts of things.

Minnesota had the same reputation. Look at it now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 03:15 PM (guGkK)

170 California is the land of Lotus Eaters and Sidewalk Shitters. Note the only good thing people can say about it is "nice weather."

Not people.
Not culture
Not beautiful architecture
Not the arts
Not the humanities
And so on.

__________
Ah, but your land is beautiful. Alan Paton

Posted by: Glenn at May 18, 2026 03:15 PM (nvKZ7)

171 Consider writing to President Trump at the WH. He's probably not reading ASHQ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 03:12 PM (2sfNr)

He does, but CBD always censors him since he comments under Mirror Universe Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

172 Most depressing tho was looking up Erika Eleniak - the Playboy bunny that pops up out of the cake in the film - to see what she looks like now. Good grief doesn't do it.
Posted by: Mizzou

Steven Seagal is a menace that must be stopped.

Posted by: Michael Jordan Channeling Bob Hope at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (f746Z)

173 164 Did we not just cut a deal with China? I imagine that has a lot to do with l’affaire Iran and its’ its’ coming events.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar

Not according to China.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (FpHTM)

174 Yeah, about that...
-- George Donner
Posted by: Bulg

Say what you will, the guy could throw a party.

Posted by: Party Animal at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (oftw2)

175 Ladies, enough with the tattoos already.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:05 PM


Preach it, Bulg.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (bFu5X)

176 Did we not just cut a deal with China? I imagine that has a lot to do with l’affaire Iran and its’ its’ coming events.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar

there's not much need on our side to rush anything, the bad guys are fighting each other internally and the good guys on the ground are getting organized.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

177 They didn't learn after Harry Reid nuked the filibuster for all but Supreme Court judges so the donks could install all those Obama judges who are wreaking havoc now.

It opened the door for nuking the filibuster for all judges and presto! 6-3 mostly conservative majority.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (/TTYX)

178 172 Steven Seagal is a menace that must be stopped.
Posted by: Michael Jordan Channeling Bob Hope at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (f746Z)

Well, he's sorry to hear that. Because now, he's gonna snatch every motherf*cker birthday.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 03:17 PM (FpHTM)

179 173 164 Did we not just cut a deal with China? I imagine that has a lot to do with l’affaire Iran and its’ its’ coming events.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar

Not according to China.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (FpHTM)

Absolutely believe China.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:17 PM (Gqar8)

180 No, for example there are 99 state reps in Ohio
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)
---
Missouri has 163 State Representatives.

St. Louis and KC are your typical gerrymandered zoo, but most of the rest of the state is divided up amongst the various counties.

My own county is part of two different state districts, depending on which part of the county you live in.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (gnNyN)

181 Ladies, enough with the tattoos already.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:05 PM

Preach it, Bulg.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (bFu5X)

People getting tats should consider they are viewed up close AND at a distance, where most look like you smeared yourself with motor oil.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)

182 On the deficit side it does not remove copper fouling, so it is not perfect.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)


I'll pick some up.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (2WIwB)

183

Trump says holding off planned military attack on Iran tomorrow after Gulf leaders' request

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (Cqx++)

184 and the good guys on the ground are getting organized.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

The Good Guys need. Nathan Bedford Forresf to whip them into a frenzy and get them moving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

185 California was the model of good governance at one time. Representatives from around the world would travel there to observe ... all sorts of things.

Minnesota had the same reputation. [ ]
Posted by: Cicero

Not in January....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (W5mpo)

186 The vids about what a piece of crap Steven Seagal is are in the hundreds on YouTube.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 03:19 PM (gu0hJ)

187 180 No, for example there are 99 state reps in Ohio
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)
---
Missouri has 163 State Representatives.

St. Louis and KC are your typical gerrymandered zoo, but most of the rest of the state is divided up amongst the various counties.

My own county is part of two different state districts, depending on which part of the county you live in.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (gnNyN)

They don’t even run Dems for a lot of offices in my part of Mo.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:19 PM (Gqar8)

188 I am not a conspiracy theorist.

But I have one. I think. Is it just … possible Viet Nam (and the Anti-War “movement” were of the same overall operation? Kinda. Guaranteed to cause trouble - immovable object meets irresistible force.

Start a stupid war on the other side of the planet. Spend gazillions of dollars and men and material.

Thesis Antithesis - Synthesis. It divided the nation neatly, and created divisions that never healed. Catapulted many a leftist into real power, who are just now starting to retire.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:19 PM (17WQZ)

189 Preach it, Bulg.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I was having an early Mother's Day lunch with my wife, and a couple of young women came in and sat at a nearby table. One of the young women was a very pretty redhead with a great smile. The trouble was, she had tats on the upper chest. Yuck. Way to ruin your youthful feminimity there, Sisiter.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

190 184 and the good guys on the ground are getting organized.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

The Good Guys need. Nathan Bedford Forresf to whip them into a frenzy and get them moving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

They need the Klan?

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:20 PM (Gqar8)

191 The Gulf leaders are probably a bit nervous about a competently led Iran would do in the region . Arabs don't like Persians and vice versa

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 03:20 PM (gu0hJ)

192 They need the Klan?
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:20 PM (Gqar

No plan is without downsides.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

193
California was the model of good governance at one time.

Back when the state was the home of Dragnet, ADAM-12 and Emergency!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 03:21 PM (Cqx++)

194 But I thought everybody in Kalifornia was happy with Noisome and the other dems f**king up everything...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:21 PM (ynpvh)

195 The new Aztec Morons we seem to have acquired are quite welcome, adding to the rich tapestry of the site.

Posted by: Like Blended Whiskey at May 18, 2026 03:21 PM (oftw2)

196 Newsom is the best that California can come up with. A sleazy parasite who steals taxes $ and does nothing. It's a shame.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (D1E+2)

197 The Good Guys need. Nathan Bedford Forresf to whip them into a frenzy and get them moving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

They need the Klan?
Posted by: tubal

Forrest eventually disowned the Klan and repented somewhat of his earlier racist views.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

198 Back when the state was the home of Dragnet, ADAM-12 and Emergency!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

And Falcon Crest!

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

199 *People getting tats should consider they are viewed up close AND at a distance...*
###

And how they will look in 20 years.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

200 Plus, I could say Napoleon or Caesar (commanders who believed in speed, audacity and manuever) but they both tended to get a bit uppity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

201 I am not a conspiracy theorist.

But I have one. I think. Is it just … possible Viet Nam (and the Anti-War “movement” were of the same overall operation? Kinda. Guaranteed to cause trouble - immovable object meets irresistible force.

Start a stupid war on the other side of the planet. Spend gazillions of dollars and men and material.

Thesis Antithesis - Synthesis. It divided the nation neatly, and created divisions that never healed. Catapulted many a leftist into real power, who are just now starting to retire.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:19 PM (17WQZ)

It only divided the country because we didn't win it and we let the press undermine the effort. We also had liberal helpers who did things like make farmers work communally so the farmers didn't see any difference between the US and communists.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

202 Back when the state was the home of Dragnet, ADAM-12 and Emergency!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Don't forget us!

Posted by: Ponch and Jon at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (oftw2)

203 Ballistol was developed specifically for corrosive powder ammunition. Mixed with water.

Oil will not dissolve salts. You can oil the shit out of a gun barrel with black powder residue or corrosive powder residue, and it will happily rust.

Ballistol also preserves wood, and leather. So it is great stuff - except it smells bad. Really bad. Like cat piss and vomit, with a hint of licorice

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (17WQZ)

204 to my Texas audience...the first substack I paid for was Merissa Hansen's 'Houston Comical' posts. She must have been paid by Cornyn for her essay late last week. Run, don't walk away from her.

I'm suspicious of substacks now. She seemed solid for well over a year.

Posted by: DanMan at May 18, 2026 03:24 PM (8uzBS)

205 And how they will look in 20 years.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

Some gals i know have taken to drawing tattoos in pen to see whether they like the look first.

This seems like wisdom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

206
The vids about what a piece of crap Steven Seagal is are in the hundreds on YouTube.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Youtube is full of videos of "Everyone in Hollywood hated (fill in the blank actor's name)"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 03:24 PM (Cqx++)

207 190 184 and the good guys on the ground are getting organized.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

The Good Guys need. Nathan Bedford Forresf to whip them into a frenzy and get them moving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

They need the Klan?

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:20 PM (Gqar

https://youtu.be/Qx0zeMbLOCY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

208 A "break the glass scenario" for Democrats, huh? Seems there are lots of those around the country. Better go way out there socialist, Newsom!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2026 03:25 PM (0XqDD)

209 Forrest eventually disowned the Klan and repented somewhat of his earlier racist views.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

=====

Maybe John Mosby deserves more notoriety.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:25 PM (GPa4z)

210 205 And how they will look in 20 years.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

Some gals i know have taken to drawing tattoos in pen to see whether they like the look first.

This seems like wisdom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

Melted cheese is a consideration, certainly.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar8)

211 Vibrant is a code word for don't go out at night. Or during the day.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 03:25 PM (GD4ux)

212 >>>>Some gals i know have taken to drawing tattoos in pen to see whether they like the look first.

But you can't put yourself in a time machine to see how you like it 30 years from now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 03:26 PM (CNl8/)

213 The Gulf leaders are probably a bit nervous about a competently led Iran would do in the region . Arabs don't like Persians and vice versa
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 03:20 PM (gu0hJ)

They would prefer a non hostile Persian government there over what is there now. Not sure what the theatre is going on now but events have shown the Allies are working to a consistent framework. Might be wanting to get that air defense Israel shipped set up before kicking off.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)

214 It only divided the country because we didn't win it and we let the press undermine the effort
———

There wasn’t anything to “win” though. Strategic hamlets, sideline Ho Chi Minh, kill off Diem. The Us Army and everyone else performed admirably actually. Best trained and equipped military ever, most likely.

They should have invaded Berkley and Ann Arbor and Columbia U instead, looks like, in hindsight

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:27 PM (17WQZ)

215 212 >>>>Some gals i know have taken to drawing tattoos in pen to see whether they like the look first.

But you can't put yourself in a time machine to see how you like it 30 years from now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 03:26 PM (CNl8/)

Oooh, maybe a valid use for AI! /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

216 Back when the state was the home of Dragnet, ADAM-12 and Emergency!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Don't forget us!
Posted by: Ponch and Jon at May 18, 2026 03:23 PM (oftw2)

Chips was late stage decline. only 2 wheels per cop.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (8avO+)

217 The trouble was, she had tats on the upper chest.
==
How else is a young woman supposed to advertise that she impulsively makes poor decisions about her body?

Posted by: the more you know at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (anL5R)

218 "Do not resuscitate" may be the most appropriate neck tattoo.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (GPa4z)

219 Nood Unite the Kingdom rally

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (Sy6m/)

220 Why don’t they make high quality temporary tattoos? You know, an “Adult” version of the Crackerjack box tats. Seems like they would be popular.

And you don’t have to have something potentially stupid permanently branded on your skin.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:30 PM (17WQZ)

221 217 The trouble was, she had tats on the upper chest.
==
How else is a young woman supposed to advertise that she impulsively makes poor decisions about her body?

Posted by: the more you know at May 18, 2026 03:28 PM (anL5R)

Tramp stamp...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

222 It only divided the country because we didn't win it and we let the press undermine the effort
———

There wasn’t anything to “win” though. Strategic hamlets, sideline Ho Chi Minh, kill off Diem. The Us Army and everyone else performed admirably actually. Best trained and equipped military ever, most likely.

They should have invaded Berkley and Ann Arbor and Columbia U instead, looks like, in hindsight
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 03:27 PM (17WQZ)

of course there was stuff to win. We'd fought in Burma and all over the Pacific Islands just 20 years earlier so there should have been plenty of institutional knowledge in the forces still.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)

223 218 "Do not resuscitate" may be the most appropriate neck tattoo.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (GPa4z)

And doctors will not follow it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

224 Hadrian, Understand Her Majesty and pups are on road in RV today. Hope she safely gets to destination. Nasty strong storms on likely route.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (yTvNw)

225 223 218 "Do not resuscitate" may be the most appropriate neck tattoo.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 03:29 PM (GPa4z)

And doctors will not follow it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

Well, maybe Canadian doctors would...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

226 Meh.

I don’t have tatts. But I would get one if I found something I really liked.

It really isnt anyone else’s business and I find it offensive some y’all think it’s ok to tell me what to do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 03:33 PM (TbUYH)

227 226 Meh.

I don’t have tatts. But I would get one if I found something I really liked.

It really isnt anyone else’s business and I find it offensive some y’all think it’s ok to tell me what to do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 03:33 PM (TbUYH)

I assume no "Hello Sailor" like Amy Winehouse?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 03:36 PM (ynpvh)

228 56 Is hoping the San Andreas lets loose wrong?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Why? You realize the Fed will be goaded to bailout CA in that scenario, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Not if the Yellowstone basin busts a move.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 18, 2026 03:38 PM (Q/FnY)

229 I have tattoos. Nothing weird or in any place that a T-shirt and shorts won't cover up.

Who fuckin' cares?

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)

230 we already are in the midst of early voting in the CA primary...... we already have primary ballots.....so, it seems to late for this to affect the current governor's race........ but sure, they could change the system back to separate party primaries for 2028, I guess.

Posted by: Monica at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (zwIIR)

231 Unburned neighborhoods are palettes for your browner than you are replacements!

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (K4Dl+)

232 The DOJ and Federal Elections Commission need to jump in Google's ass for blatant misinformation (lies) to help one party in an election. Where is the campaign finance report for a contribution in kind?
WAKE UP DOJ, go after the blatant criminality when it is so glaringly exposed.

Posted by: AOC, Bernie, Ratshita Tlaib, and thier ilk. at May 18, 2026 04:07 PM (JNTt1)

233 Didn't anyone think having a Governor named Brown was wink winking?

And even Gray isn't white. BASSura is trash too.
Their dog whistles are LOUD.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 04:10 PM (K4Dl+)

234 Google sometimes replaces current satellite photos with outdated ones. They finally captured our house (built in 2020) sometime in 2022, I think. Then later it was gone again. Who knows why.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2026 04:11 PM (w6EFb)

235 (off filthy sock)
I don't have a problem dumping the top-2 thing at all. Just don't do it in the middle of an election cycle when your side is losing - classic crappy D dirty tricks.
Why would anybody on either side trust what a given D says when they try and pull this kind of duplicitous crap ?!?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 18, 2026 04:12 PM (JNTt1)

236 Believe this!

* double back biceps pose *

* pivots to crab *

* pivots to front quad flex pose *

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at May 18, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)

237 Didn't anyone think having a Governor named Brown was wink winking?
Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 04:10 PM


If it's yellow,
let it mellow.
But if it's brown,
flush it down!

Posted by: Grey D. at May 18, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

"Feeding Our Future" Looting Mastermind Aimee Bock: "I Struggle to See How" Ilhan "Omar" Wouldn't Have Known About the Pillaging of the American Taxpayer

The Party of Looters & Shoters, continued.

I suppose this could just be a convict attempting to get a deal in exchange for her testimony.

But she's not really offering testimony. She doesn't claim that she knows Ilhan Omar was involved in the plot. She's speculating that Ilhan Omar must have known, which is not witness testimony, just speculation and kibbitzing.

And of course: she's right. It beggars belief that Ilhan "Omar" wasn't part of this.


The Minnesota "mastermind" of the state's massive COVID meal fraud claims "Squad" Rep. Ilhan Omar was in on the $250 million scam.

Aimee Bock, founder of nonprofit Feeding Our Future, was convicted in March 2025 of conspiracy, bribery and wire fraud for allegedly helping restaurant owners file fake or inflated claims during the pandemic to steal millions in child nutrition funds from the government.

She spoke to The Post by video call this week from Sherburne County Jail, where she is awaiting sentencing.

"I struggle to believe that she wouldn't have known," Bock said of Omar.

Dozens of members of Minnesota's Somali community have been convicted of fraudulently billing the state's Department of Education for millions of meals they claimed they served to low-income children during the COVID outbreak -- while pocketing much of the money.

Ilhan Omar's name came up six times in $250M fraud case -- after she loosened oversight of fed funded food programs

Bock has consistently denied knowingly participating in the fraud and insisted she tried to warn state officials. Her group would review the reimbursement paperwork sent by the local restaurants supposed to provide meals, send them out and then distribute the federal funds to them.

"The notion that I'm personally responsible for all of it . . . is so frustrating. I'm the only white person out of 80 or 90 individuals [charged in the fraud]. I'm the only one that doesn't speak the language," she added.

This comes close to testimony that could actually be introduced at court: She says that Ilhan "Omar" secured the waivers that allowed the fraud to continue with no oversight, verification, or inspection, and that every time one of those short-term waivers was about to expire -- which would allow inspectors to check up on the fraudster -- "Omar" intervened to protect the fraudsters.

But then, this is all public record.

Omar was instrumental in loosening the laws that set the stage for the scheme -- first by introducing the MEALS Act to Congress in March 2020, which allowed the US Department of Agriculture to issue waivers of school-meal requirements during the pandemic.

The waivers dramatically eased oversight of the federal programs by allowing restaurants to participate without any of the usual site inspections.

Omar would personally step in whenever those waivers ran out, allowing the rampant fraud to continue, Bock alleged.

"There had been a couple times early on that there were some gaps -- a waiver would be set to expire on maybe the 15th of a month, and then the renewal didn't kick in until the 1st," Bock claimed. "Because of course this was supposed to be a short-term thing . . . we were supposed to be home for two weeks."


Omar has been under fire since her wealth mysteriously jumped from almost nothing to up to $30 million in 2024, a windfall she tried to chalk up to an accounting error.

Hello! Happy New Week!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

2 So when does she get arrested?

Posted by: Ann at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (SHHm+)

3 I called the others

Posted by: Ann at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (SHHm+)

4 1st

Posted by: GF at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (iVUs+)

5 There was so much fraud, something will show up that can be introduced in court. Eventually.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

6 Hey guys. What’s up? Am I not the most conservative guy out here? And Trump loves me, even though I smell like old man ass, piss, mothballs and failure.

Did I say Trump loves me?

Posted by: John Cornyn at May 18, 2026 01:23 PM (2YuLm)

7 Also...


she's a Brother Fucker.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:23 PM (9maW1)

8 Omar has been under fire since her wealth mysteriously jumped from almost nothing to up to $30 million in 2024, a windfall she tried to chalk up to an accounting error.

Imagine a Celebrity Jeopardy game with AOC, Omar, and Patty Murray. It would make Sean Connery look like Einstein.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

9 MS Now, CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC are going to have a field day when all of this comes to light.

Sorry, that was a Monday afternoon humour attempt...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 01:24 PM (Sco7b)

10 Moar comeuppance!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 01:24 PM (xcxpd)

11 Seriously, though...
there is Zero Probability that she has not destroyed files/evidence in relation to this case.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:24 PM (9maW1)

12 Will owed diatribe

What's driving Epstein is that it's an op and being driven.

The story had a ton of potential energy and Trump was maybe gonna get close so they decided to hang the whole thing on him through a series of plants, planned lies and escapades. And *maybe* an AG pulling some otherwise very inexplicable weirdness about it.

And the plan was to use that story to weight down the second term like Russia before it. Trump put a stop to a lot of it by not allowing it to bifurcate his following. But you can't stop talk shows, news, and so-called "comedy" from harping on about whatever they want.

But make no mistake - Bondi's little maneuver was a nice little molotov cocktail to start the whole thing off. Whether purposeful or just through dire naivete we won't know. But I think I know.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:24 PM (GD4ux)

13 Hey guys. What’s up? Am I not the most conservative guy out here? And Trump loves me, even though I smell like old man ass, piss, mothballs and failure.

Did I say Trump loves me?

Posted by: John Cornyn


You suck ass.

Posted by: DJT at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

14 Omar is Somali. They share a somewhat malfunctioning brain. Of course she knew

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (gu0hJ)

15 Imagine a Celebrity Jeopardy game with AOC, Omar, and Patty Murray. It would make Sean Connery Wolf Blitzer look like Einstein.
Posted by: Archimedes

FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (u82oZ)

16 "Cutouts? Yeah, cutouts, Senator!"

Posted by: Ilhan 'Five Angels' Omar at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

17 Did I say Trump loves me?

Posted by: John Cornyn

You suck ass.

Posted by: DJT



Hahaha. That's us, just a couple of bros breaking each other's balls.

Posted by: John Cornyn at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

18 There is no way Ilhan Omar could politically survive this if she were a republican. But she's a democrat, so she'll be fine.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (IifOV)

19 Oh, you guys think that I was joking about Massie's #BonerPhone ?? It's for real. Used it to keep in touch with his hareem.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)

20 I’m betting Omar could suck golf balls through a garden hose.

Posted by: John Cornyn Now with more taint smell at May 18, 2026 01:26 PM (2YuLm)

21 I've been hearing that Omar and her ilk are going to be "sent packing" for 6 months. Trump's said it, others in the administration have alluded to it, and still... she persists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 01:26 PM (jehhT)

22 Somebody kept records on her. They just need to find the person(s). Maybe a reward !

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:26 PM (GD0B3)

23 6 Hey guys. What’s up? Am I not the most conservative guy out here? And Trump loves me, even though I smell like old man ass, piss, mothballs and failure.

Did I say Trump loves me?
Posted by: John Cornyn at May 18, 2026 01:23 PM (2YuLm)

Come back when you kill a man with your bare hands to establish pure masculine dominance (and not in a gay way, or it doesn't count).

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:27 PM (iXqHn)

24 che che la offshore bank account

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 18, 2026 01:27 PM (O4IVm)

25 Note they never tell you who "OUR" refers to.

Protecting OUR Democracy
Feeding OUR Future

They leave the listener to assume it's everyone but spoiler: it's not everyone.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:27 PM (GD4ux)

26 Billions pissed away in fraud, and now we're finally learing about this?

Posted by: Minnesota Nice at May 18, 2026 01:27 PM (oftw2)

27 John Cornyn

I wish you were an honorable Japanese warrior. Because seppuku would be your next step.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 01:28 PM (u82oZ)

28 Every investigation needs a timeline and an organizational chart.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 18, 2026 01:28 PM (OtCg8)

29 Remember as per the FNM Shrub was immediately aware of what every non-com in the military was doing at all times during the WoT.

However, it is silly to assume that the MN political leaders giving their Somali immigrants government $$$s knew that the Somalis were illegally using those dollars...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

30 Come back when you kill a man with your bare hands to establish pure masculine dominance (and not in a gay way, or it doesn't count).

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:27 PM (iXqHn)

Is bare hands the same as bare back? AFAF

Posted by: David French at May 18, 2026 01:28 PM (GD4ux)

31 I went back and watched the Biden/Trump 2024 debate. Still funny.
Trump is funny but very serious about saving the country. I hope a great number of these fraudsters get deported.

Posted by: Jmel at May 18, 2026 01:29 PM (rkK33)

32 No pasara nada.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 01:30 PM (wlyRx)

33 However, it is silly to assume that the MN political leaders giving their Somali immigrants government $$$s knew that the Somalis were illegally using those dollars...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

My question: were these hundreds of billions payment for favors already rendered, or those to come. Democrats won't even take a dump for free.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:30 PM (GD4ux)

34 Lemmiwinks

Emergency Test from VP Vance's Fraud Office:

"Calling all knitters.

We need more balls of yarn to connect events."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 01:30 PM (u82oZ)

35 See my Stetson and boots? I’m a real Texan.

Posted by: John Cornyn Now with more taint smell at May 18, 2026 01:30 PM (2YuLm)

36 Omar has been under fire since her wealth mysteriously jumped from almost nothing to up to $30 million in 2024, a windfall she tried to chalk up to an accounting error.

Having it jump up isn't all that unusual for a member of Congress. It's when it suddenly went back to almost nothing when the fraud task force was announced that's the tell.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

37 Looters, Shooters, Reamed-out Pooters, Counterfeit Hooters, and Frankenstein'd Cooters.

Let's strive for more inclusivity!

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at May 18, 2026 01:31 PM (Ft5W9)

38 {{{nurse ratched }}}

May sunshine brighten your day, and gold glitter mark your path.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

39 I do hope that Ace will favor us with a crow update today.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

40 Bananas and rice are 1/2 of the BRAT diet recommended for toddlers with diarrhea.

Do Somalis just naturally have the shits?

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (jo6FO)

41 "Feeding our Future?"
Sounds like another food thread.

Posted by: Just Got Here at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

42 35 See my Stetson and boots? I’m a real Texan.
Posted by: John Cornyn Now with

If you were real, it would be a Resistol.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (11JP3)

43 Posted by: Jmel at May 18, 2026 01:29 PM (rkK33)

Note how he wound every question no matter what it was, no matter how "gotcha", back to either illegals or Biden being senile.

The man knew what issues spoke to people, and knew how to convert the fence sitters. I pray our other candidates have the same skillset. Lord knows Democrats don't answer questions, hell their questions are all scripted from start to finish.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (GD4ux)

44 Bananas and rice are 1/2 of the BRAT diet recommended for toddlers with diarrhea.


The A and T are presumably alcohol and tobacco?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

45 Put the fraud aside for a moment, why are we importing millions of people and then putting them on taxpayer funded hand outs? I'm not getting government checks for food, housing, healthcare, etc., why the hell are we paying all this and more for people who have never contributed a nickel to this country?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (viF8m)

46 John Cornyn is trying to boost his numbers with Viagra. Unfortunately, it's old and past its swell by date.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 01:33 PM (qx7Zg)

47 They recommend BRATT for Crohns flares. It never helped me. At the time I didn't even know it was just an anti-diarrhea catch-all.

Eeeew.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (GD4ux)

48 so i typed che che to do a quick search and get correct spelling, which i did and somehow flubbed the control v to insert

cherchez la femme

i am having a really tough morning and lots of computer trouble.

Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (O4IVm)

49 Perhaps it has been said...They all knew. Every last GOP and Democrat. They also all know who is making settlements with the sexual assault slush fund. Protect the club f the voter.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (cS1cw)

50 Put the fraud aside for a moment, why are we importing millions of people and then putting them on taxpayer funded hand outs? I'm not getting government checks for food, housing, healthcare, etc., why the hell are we paying all this and more for people who have never contributed a nickel to this country?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (viF8m)

More votes for Democrats. Duh.

Posted by: As plain as the sizable crooked nose on my face at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

51 44 The A and T are presumably alcohol and tobacco?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

No Firearms?

I don't trust it.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)

52 @37 and Methodists (Hedley Lamar)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (gu0hJ)

53 off sock

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)

54 Imagine a Celebrity Jeopardy game with AOC, Omar, and Patty Murray. It would make Sean Connery Wolf Blitzer look like Einstein.
Posted by: Archimedes

FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (u82oZ)

--They'd be hard pressed to outdo Jalen Rose or Cari Champion in auto-beclowning IRL.

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 01:35 PM (jo6FO)

55 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".

Why? So they piss even more money away. We don't need the government to have access to more money. Healthcare has never been more expensive and less accessible at the same time, because Obamacare was all about graft and the politicians get their cut either directly or through surrogates.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 18, 2026 01:36 PM (OtCg8)

56 The A and T are presumably alcohol and tobacco?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

--For the parents

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 01:36 PM (jo6FO)

57 Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 01:32 PM (viF8m)

I figure to start it was a personal favor to originating host countries. Democrats Uniparty will ALWAYS sell the country's silver for personal enrichment. Always. So start there.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:36 PM (GD4ux)

58 52 @37 and Methodists (Hedley Lamar)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (gu0hJ)

Given the overlap with the above, they dropped bulldykes from the list as redundant.

Posted by: Even in the pulpit at May 18, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

59 55 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".

Why? So they piss even more money away. We don't need the government to have access to more money. Healthcare has never been more expensive and less accessible at the same time, because Obamacare was all about graft and the politicians get their cut either directly or through surrogates.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 18, 2026 01:36 PM (OtCg

And remember, even someone only making 30K a year who can't afford to make rent on a studio apartment on their own is "The Rich" compared to someone in Bangladesh.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)

60 --They'd be hard pressed to outdo Jalen Rose or Cari Champion in auto-beclowning IRL.

Wolf Blitzer finished a game with something like negative 3500 dollars. As someone noted upthread, he's the actual moron the SNL skits made Connery out to be.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

61 Look Donny, you need to start worrying about how long it will be until your base concludes that you're just as gullible as John Kerry! And it's a fucking lot closer than you think!

Quit worrying about the sensibilities of the fucking Dems, the fucking media, and the fucking Euros! Your base and your troops want this thing done!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 18, 2026 01:37 PM (FpP3s)

62 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".
-------

So the Jews.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:38 PM (GD4ux)

63 > My question: were these hundreds of billions payment for favors already rendered, or those to come. Democrats won't even take a dump for free.
------------
I don't think it was for "favors." I think it was purely fraud to launder the money through Somali "owned" businesses and the politicos get a kickback. Sure, the Somalis were taking suitcases of case out of the country, but suitcases of cash were being delivered to the MN state government officials as well.

And, of course, the various national politicos affiliated with the fraud were getting their cash deposits too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 01:38 PM (jehhT)

64
Ilhan Omar obtained citizenship at the age of 17, on the basis of a bunch of lies told by her family. They are not the Omars; they are the Nurs. I'd like to know from our brain trust whether that can qualify her for denaturalization.

Beyond that, AS AN ADULT she helped her brother to fraudulently obtain citizenship.

Come on, come ON, someone. How can there not be a case against her for denaturalization?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (XJ22o)

65 The Dems say "tax the rich" . The hard left says "eat the rich"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

66 Put the fraud aside for a moment, why are we importing millions of people and then putting them on taxpayer funded hand outs? I'm not getting government checks for food, housing, healthcare, etc., why the hell are we paying all this and more for people who have never contributed a nickel to this country?

White Europeans have a pretty solid historical record of wrecking Communist regimes. Nobody else does, although Milei and Bukele are certainly posting some numbers. So that's why everyone's importing as many of "nobody else" as they can.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

67 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 01:38 PM (jehhT)

That would count as a favor to come. I didn't say they were mowing lawns.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (GD4ux)

68 Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 18, 2026 01:37 PM (FpP3s

Consider writing a note to the WH. Trump is probably not reading ASHQ-or at least not every comment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (2sfNr)

69 Two interesting developments at the DOJ today.

A woman who was paying homeless in LA to register for federal elections took a plea deal, cause voter fraud never happens.

The Southern District of Florida announced they just hired a prosecutor who is a specialist on Constitutional rights issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (viF8m)

70 Hiya Salty!

Peace be with you, kind sir.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (mdyIS)

71 65 The Dems say "tax the rich" . The hard left says "eat the rich"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

The irony is they ARE the fucking rich.

Posted by: But they're virtuous rich so it's ok at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

72 So, I am actually kind of wondering this in a serious manner.

What percentage of ALL the money Minnesota spends actually goes to fraud? Directly fraud.

And then, connected people providing 'services' such as consulting, or green energy projects, etc.

And then, just waste.


And I'd love that broken down by dollar amounts and separately, by percentages and grouped by state.



By the way, if we jailed all these people, for $10 Billion US, I'll take care of it.

Less if you're not fussy about whether they eat. Or live.

Even less if you let me charge people to beat the shit out of these things and their families.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (Sco7b)

73 Ilhan Omar obtained citizenship at the age of 17, on the basis of a bunch of lies told by her family. They are not the Omars; they are the Nurs. I'd like to know from our brain trust whether that can qualify her for denaturalization.

Also they claimed asylum from instability that her parents directly caused.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

74 Wolf Blitzer finished a game with something like negative 3500 dollars. As someone noted upthread, he's the actual moron the SNL skits made Connery out to be.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

--Rose was way in the hole for Final Jeopardy! as well, and it was awkward for Alex to humor the Black Snowflake, but that's why he made the big bucks

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 01:41 PM (jo6FO)

75 I think the Minnesota Vikings should change their name to the Minnesota Pirates.

Posted by: vivi at May 18, 2026 01:41 PM (OFw3k)

76 The Spanish socialist government just got stomped in Andalusia. Spanish bombs in Andalusia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM (gu0hJ)

77 Consider writing a note to the WH. Trump is probably not reading ASHQ-or at least not every comment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

"I love the yuuuuge cruelty at Ace of Spades HQ!"

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

78 76 The Spanish socialist government just got stomped in Andalusia. Spanish bombs in Andalusia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM (gu0hJ)

Stomped by the Muslims, I assume?

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)

79
Also they claimed asylum from instability that her parents directly caused.
Posted by: Ian S.

=============

I theeeenk that was part of claiming to be the Omars, not the Nurs.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 01:43 PM (XJ22o)

80 7 Also...


she's a Brother Fucker.
_____

She might not have actually done her gay brother. Everything I read was that her brother wanted US citizenship, so she arranged the fraudulent marriage in order to get it for him.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

81 Minnesota fraud no different than California unemployment fraud.
Anytime one lesser government can somehow induce the Federal government into wrongly shoveling $ their way they have willful blindness and welcome the fresh $ to paper over their budgets.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 01:43 PM (K4Dl+)

82 "I love the yuuuuge cruelty at Ace of Spades HQ!"

"Garrett is the gayest, they say there is nobody gayer".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

83 75 I think the Minnesota Vikings should change their name to the Minnesota Pirates.
Posted by: vivi at May 18, 2026 01:41 PM (OFw3k)

Minnedishu Low-IQ [insert offensive term here].

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:44 PM (iXqHn)

84 Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ

That was cruel? It was a genuine suggestion. I think mail to the WH probably gets read fairly often.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 01:44 PM (2sfNr)

85 At NYT: "Can Shocking Your Vagus Nerve Really Improve Your Health?"

tl;dr: Not generally, but very early research suggests some hope for curing the boner that lasts longer than four hours.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:44 PM (N8ZBc)

86 55 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".

Why? So they piss even more money away. We don't need the government to have access to more money. Healthcare has never been more expensive and less accessible at the same time, because Obamacare was all about graft and the politicians get their cut either directly or through surrogates.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 18, 2026 01:36 PM (OtCg


Have you noticed none of the US Commies pushing hard for wealth taxes and sky-high income taxes on millionaires and billionaires, ever say it will be a long-term solution to annual local, state, and Federal deficits, or a terrific way to reduce the Federal debt? Even the Democrat propaganda writers and propagandists must know such claims would not pass even a NYT or WaPo fact check. But those fantasy tax the rich solutions will continue to fire-up the LIVs.

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 01:44 PM (5rh/l)

87 tl;dr: Not generally, but very early research suggests some hope for curing the boner that lasts longer than four hours.
Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:44 PM


Photos of Hillary Clinton work for that and have fewer side effects.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

88 We need more balls of yarn to connect events."
Posted by: NaCly Dog
-----

Map tacks...we're going to have to ramp up production.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

89 That was cruel? It was a genuine suggestion. I think mail to the WH probably gets read fairly often.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I was just doing a parody of Trump's reaction to the site, using a Victor Davis Hanson reference.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

90 "Photos of Hillary Clinton work for that and have fewer side effects."

Does it come in a generic brand?

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:46 PM (N8ZBc)

91 I think the Minnesota Vikings should change their name to the Minnesota Pirates.
Posted by: vivi at May 18, 2026 01:41 PM (OFw3k)

--Hmmm.

Lyrics would need to be updated for "Immigrant Song"

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 01:47 PM (jo6FO)

92 Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

Interesting.

One working theory I have is they have unintentionally brought in a crapload of Christians. Could pose an unforeseen problem for them. Maybe they think enough imported muslims will put the Christians down?

Remember there was a consistent survey in the UK about 10 years back, that the percentage of people who considered themselves Christian who believe in the Resurrection of Christ was: 17%.

That is a country ripe for the plucking. That number was about 80% here and likely rising with South American imports. Christians may be slow to anger but the Left are GRAVELY miscalculating if they really believe followers of Christ are going to lay down and die in deference to their, or anyone else's ideology.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:48 PM (GD4ux)

93 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".

Why? So they piss even more money away. We don't need the government to have access to more money. Healthcare has never been more expensive and less accessible at the same time, because Obamacare was all about graft and the politicians get their cut either directly or through surrogates.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks
--------
Everywhere is freaks and hairies, dykes and fairies
Tell me where is sanity?
Tax the rich, feed the poor, 'til there are no rich no more
I'd love to change the world - but I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you

Posted by: Ten Years After at May 18, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

94 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".
-------

So the Jews.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:38 PM (GD4ux)

The Dems spike in success came when Clinton went to save his job by not raising taxes and dropping the subject. That lasted until the lightbringer, and even then they went more in to the NGO and foreign aid fraud more than tax internally.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)

95 92 That is a country ripe for the plucking. That number was about 80% here and likely rising with South American imports. Christians may be slow to anger but the Left are GRAVELY miscalculating if they really believe followers of Christ are going to lay down and die in deference to their, or anyone else's ideology.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:48 PM (GD4ux)

The thing is, I think that's exactly what they're banking on.

"You can't attack me back, or you go to Hell!"

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:50 PM (iXqHn)

96 'Mysteriously'?

There's no mystery here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 01:50 PM (eQtwh)

97 That is, of those who call themselves Christian, who among them believes the Resurrection of Christ is an actual event that occurred. In the UK that was 17%. A joke.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:51 PM (GD4ux)

98 93 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".

Why? So they piss even more money away. We don't need the government to have access to more money. Healthcare has never been more expensive and less accessible at the same time, because Obamacare was all about graft and the politicians get their cut either directly or through surrogates.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks
--------
Everywhere is freaks and hairies, dykes and fairies
Tell me where is sanity?
Tax the rich, feed the poor, 'til there are no rich no more
I'd love to change the world - but I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you
Posted by: Ten Years After at May 18, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me
In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)

99 You can't get Elevenhan because she's the bananas and rice woman! Can't catch her!

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 01:51 PM (K4Dl+)

100 97 That is, of those who call themselves Christian, who among them believes the Resurrection of Christ is an actual event that occurred. In the UK that was 17%. A joke.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:51 PM (GD4ux)

Islam will be an improvement over Perfidious Albion.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

101 I'm presuming that internal polls for the Dems are catastrophic. Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky' and that Dems need to pity and accept the people who voted for Trump, because it was an 'act' of not knowing what else to do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (qRla/)

102 > I think mail to the WH probably gets read fairly often.
----------
I emailed a suggestion. I got a form e-mail back from the White House with Trump's (autopen) signature.

Somebody does read legit mail/messages. If they're not nuttier than squirrel poop, you might get a reply.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (jehhT)

103 The Dems say "tax the rich" . The hard left says "eat the rich"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

The irony is they ARE the fucking rich.
Posted by: But they're virtuous rich so it's ok at May 18, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

of course. the poor can't afford Communism, they have to work for a living. Marx himself was dependent on money handouts from Engels.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 01:53 PM (8avO+)

104 76 The Spanish socialist government just got stomped in Andalusia. Spanish bombs in Andalusia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM
+++

Oh, cool. The Spanish decided to name a town after the one in Alabama.
That's nice.

Posted by: Just Got Here at May 18, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)

105 55 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".

Why? So they piss even more money away.
_____

A: Bring in gobs of third worlders who know nothing about how a 1st world society works
B: Said foreigners soak up education, healthcare, housing and welfare resources, contributing almost nothing in return.
C: High demand for resources causes inflation and reduces affordability for middle-class, being especially difficult for starting families.
D: Tax the rich and use receipts to fund charities for more third world resettlement.
E: Stay in power forever!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)

106 100 Islam will be an improvement over Perfidious Albion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

Only if we destroy Blighty's nukes, first.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:53 PM (iXqHn)

107 Remember that Jesus loves you.

Yes, even Cassidy and Cornyn.

That’s one way you know He is really the son of God.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2026 01:54 PM (gb3qv)

108 I'm presuming that internal polls for the Dems are catastrophic. Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky' and that Dems need to pity and accept the people who voted for Trump, because it was an 'act' of not knowing what else to do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (qRla/)

Certainly the death threats aren't encouraging defections.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 01:54 PM (8avO+)

109 "If they're not nuttier than squirrel poop, you might get a reply."

I would round file the subject comment in a heartbeat.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 01:54 PM (cS1cw)

110 55 The dems new slogan is "Tax the Rich".
Posted by: Lemmiwinks


That's not actually new.

Posted by: The Narrator at May 18, 2026 01:55 PM (1Dfhf)

111 In the last couple of years NYS has lost 892 businesses taking $47B in income from the state. Yay Hochul. Texas, FL and NC benefited the most

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM (gu0hJ)

112 I'm presuming that internal polls for the Dems are catastrophic. Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky' and that Dems need to pity and accept the people who voted for Trump, because it was an 'act' of not knowing what else to do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (qRla/)

Their warchest must be terrible, the DNC is re-using ads from last year and even CA dems are trying to look normal.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM (8avO+)

113 I would say this is an ad with Piper, but she doesn't live in L.A.

https://tinyurl.com/2pmzpy5p

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM (7T8ei)

114 Interesting phenomenon on Massie today on X. His horde of poo flinging monkeys on X are absent to a large degree on those who are posting about the race.

I have been tracking comments for the last several weeks regarding the race and this is as quiet as I have ever seen on threads critical of Massie there.

As if they are giving up or not being paid anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

115 Lyrics would need to be updated for "Immigrant Song"
___

We come from the land of sand and goats,

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)

116 #97
There damned well had better been a Resurrection or we're ALL in deep trouble!

I noticed our Founders may not have been Bible-thumpers but they all were believers. One was a Catholic.

Founders being signatories of our Constitution.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM (K4Dl+)

117 Any NGO involved in feeding the kids is 90% fraud, waste and abuse, hands down. If Somali's are involved that goes up to 100%

Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2026 01:57 PM (GUOwU)

118 warchest > warcher > warch

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:57 PM (N8ZBc)

119 GIMME MY GODDAMNED KITTY CAT BRACELET, BROTHERFUCKER!!!!

Posted by: Nobody at May 18, 2026 01:58 PM (fapp/)

120 The Spanish socialist government just got stomped in Andalusia. Spanish bombs in Andalusia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM
+++

Oh, cool. The Spanish decided to name a town after the one in Alabama.
That's nice.
Posted by: Just Got Here at May 18, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)

Andalusia is a region, the one in the south facing Africa, probably non coincidentally

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 01:58 PM (8avO+)

121 "The notion that I'm personally responsible for all of it . . . is so frustrating. I'm the only white person out of 80 or 90 individuals [charged in the fraud]. I'm the only one that doesn't speak the language," she added.

Sweetie, you were always going to be the fall guy. You were set up like a bowling pin. They pocketed the cash and now you get 3 free meals a day. If you cannot see that, even now, that explains why they set you up in the first place.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 01:58 PM (wGerL)

122 Ilhan Omar obtained citizenship at the age of 17, on the basis of a bunch of lies told by her family. They are not the Omars; they are the Nurs. I'd like to know from our brain trust whether that can qualify her for denaturalization.

Beyond that, AS AN ADULT she helped her brother to fraudulently obtain citizenship.

Come on, come ON, someone. How can there not be a case against her for denaturalization?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 01:39 PM (XJ22o)

She might have been 18, which would have made her ineligible to be under her "father's" naturalization. There's some shenanigans with her birthdate that have popped up.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs a nap at May 18, 2026 01:59 PM (Wt5PA)

123 @121

No shit right?

What a REEEEEETARD

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 01:59 PM (61TgR)

124 Remember that Jesus loves you.

Yes, even Cassidy and Cornyn.

That’s one way you know He is really the son of God.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Judas Iscariot ('son of perdition'), not so much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 01:59 PM (XeU6L)

125 >>> warchest > warcher > warch
Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:57 PM (N8ZBc)


I'm from the midwest and we warsh our clothing in a warshing machine.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 02:00 PM (3uBP9)

126 They gamed this out as far back as the 1950s. All the policy papers, think tanks, spook agencies, globalist fuckheads, et al.

They have to go slow, methodically, so as not to raise the boil level and arouse the ire of righteous indignation of the citizenry en masse and get roasted over a spit. As they so richly deserve. They have a plan, and they’ve been working the plan for many years.

They do get impatient, for sure, and they can’t shut the fuck up about it, so nothing much is any sort of secret. The “media” has done yeoman’s work for much of this saga, but their influence and reach has waned considerably.

That’s why the modern Digital Panopticon

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:00 PM (mm0EH)

127 I noticed our Founders may not have been Bible-thumpers but they all were believers. One was a Catholic.

Charles Carroll of Carrollton. IIRC, he was the last living signer of the Declaration.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2026 02:00 PM (qRla/)

128 106 100 Islam will be an improvement over Perfidious Albion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

Only if we destroy Blighty's nukes, first.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:53 PM (iXqHn)

Oh, good point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 02:01 PM (xcxpd)

129 101 I'm presuming that internal polls for the Dems are catastrophic. Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky' and that Dems need to pity and accept the people who voted for Trump, because it was an 'act' of not knowing what else to do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I think both the GOP and Dem parties are in a race to the bottom but the Democrats, due to their DSA activist base, have dropped below the GOP in being disliked. Trump is dragging the GOP toward the general public while the Democrat candidates and online have been going batshit crazy on negativism, violence, and hatred.

Those aren't firing up voters in the middle even though it stokes the activist idiots on the left into a frothing rage. At some point, it is counterproductive politically to stoke up your own base as the expense of the rest of the electorate.

Unless you plan a revolution of course.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

130 Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:42 PM
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Spanish right is divided. PP is more center right. Vox is more Trumpy. In regional elections they sometimes split the vote which lets the Socialists win.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 02:03 PM (wGerL)

131 With all the illegalities presumably sitting on Omar's lap you have to ask the obvious question... "How is this individual continuously dodging consequences?"

Her very presence in this country was done illegally. This isn't an intricate, complex matter. This is an easily confirmed through public records slam dunk that could be thrown together in a matter of weeks.

The only explanation is that the DNC was so greatly invested in these type monetary frauds that her prosecution would upset the entire apple cart. We've seen other illegal efforts by the DNC to fundraise. Most ended up anecdotal because they were never pursued. Take away USAID, and the DNC is more dependent upon Wellfare fraud to fill the void. Omar is, obviously, protected.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 02:03 PM (dIske)

132
I'm presuming that internal polls for the Dems are catastrophic. Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky' and that Dems need to pity and accept the people who voted for Trump, because it was an 'act' of not knowing what else to do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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Amusing. Does this top-level analyst factor the senility of Joe Biden into her conclusions? Because her husband does have some role in getting Biden onto the Oval Office path. Equally, he failed to prevent disaster when he could have.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (XJ22o)

133 The Articles of Confederation had provision for amendments too. A lot of people were caught off guard, they went into session ostensibly for that, I guess.

At any rate they threw that out, and came up with a whole new document. It was thought to be a bit of a “bait and switch” at the time.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (mm0EH)

134 Those aren't firing up voters in the middle even though it stokes the activist idiots on the left into a frothing rage. At some point, it is counterproductive politically to stoke up your own base as the expense of the rest of the electorate.

Unless you plan a revolution of course.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

Its only counterproductive if your base is 30, no now 20, no now 10 percent of the country. Once you go too far on purity, your base gets too small. The GOPe, on the other hand, shows why you need to expel traitors in your midst every so often.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (8avO+)

135 2pm

FoxNews - Vance speaking
CNN - Ebola will kill us all
MS Now - Trump's IRS suit ends with $1.8B compensation fund

Uh-oh - 68% of Americans say Trump is corrupt. They have a video of a disenchanted Trump voter phoning in on C-Span


CBC - Pentagon - Canada sucks on defense.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

136 FoxNews - Vance speaking
CNN - Ebola will kill us all
MS Now - Trump's IRS suit ends with $1.8B compensation fund

Uh-oh - 68% of Americans say Trump is corrupt. They have a video of a disenchanted Trump voter phoning in on C-Span


CBC - Pentagon - Canada sucks on defense.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

even their national hockey team doesn't have a defense.


...too soon?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

137 Thank you Ace!

Happy New Week to you, too!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 18, 2026 02:05 PM (/TTYX)

138
This isn't an intricate, complex matter. This is an easily confirmed through public records slam dunk that could be thrown together in a matter of weeks.

The only explanation is that the DNC was so greatly invested

Posted by: Orson

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This is what I keep saying. The evidence is lying on the ground, waiting for the DoJ and Department of State (they can investigate, can't they?) to pick up.

She's stayed thus far because of the DNC, but what's the current excuse? If this administration doesn't get her out, nothing will. And she's a malignant cancer on our politics.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:06 PM (XJ22o)

139 Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky'

Finally, we have reached the iCarly terminology stage of American political discourse

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (wGerL)

140 "their DSA activist base"

I'm astonished how many Dems I've heard online whining about the end of USAID. WTF IRL gives a shit about that?

Their talking point is 'X million will die,' which I'm sure is a BS stat, but besides, I insist that 'keeping everybody in the world alive forever' ought NOT be a mission for the US govt.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (N8ZBc)

141 I pray Vance’s team are investigating this very carefully, so that the proof is locked down.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (4KUe5)

142 Confiscate their filthy lucre and deport them all back to their shit hole where they can continue being shit hole people.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (snZF9)

143 "Watch me pull $30 million out of my turban." - Ilhan's Magic Show

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (UjdFS)

144
even their national hockey team doesn't have a defense.


...too soon?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

I don't folliw hockey.
And I couldn't pick out a Rush song even if paid.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (Sco7b)

145 even their national hockey team doesn't have a defense.


never seen an Eastern Conference playoff series like that one my God

yeah it's western-style high scoring no D

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)

146 The Articles of Confederation had provision for amendments too. A lot of people were caught off guard, they went into session ostensibly for that, I guess.

At any rate they threw that out, and came up with a whole new document. It was thought to be a bit of a “bait and switch” at the time.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (mm0EH)

There must have been more consensus at the time that the flaws in the AofC were too fundamental that bandages weren't going to fix it. Otherwise the Constitution would not have adopted so smoothly. One of the major changes was more strength in the executive and central government.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)

147 Omar’s various immigration frauds were well documented back when she ran for Congress.
Powerlins blog had the supporting documentation and an informant from within the Somali community.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:09 PM (4KUe5)

148 136 even their national hockey team doesn't have a defense.


...too soon?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

Their defense was actually fine.

It was their goaltending that was horrid. Really? Jordan freakin' Binnington? That's the best Goaltender they could find?

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 02:10 PM (FpHTM)

149 I'm presuming that internal polls for the Dems are catastrophic. Mooch is out there saying that American politics are 'janky'
———

They’ve been catastrophic for decades. Nobody wants what they are selling outside large urban megalopolis. Nobody. Election fraud explains this neatly, or put another way, makes their platform possible.

Politics is the art of the possible. Compromise. Tack to the center. Appeal to the voters.

They stopped doing that 25 years ago. Maybe more. There is an ebb and flow to politics. Nixon and Reagan. Voters get tired of the assholes holding office. They are determined to achieve permanent, one party rule. Fraud is the only mechanism to acquire this, at least on an accelerated timeline. They are Socialists In a Hurry, never forget that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:10 PM (mm0EH)

150 I'm astonished how many Dems I've heard online whining about the end of USAID. WTF IRL gives a shit about that?

oh gosh

all the "international business" and language majors from American U, that's who.

they were ready to step up and get paid. now no dineros for dumbasses

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

151 145 never seen an Eastern Conference playoff series like that one my God

yeah it's western-style high scoring no D
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)

I think he was talking about the Olympic team, not Les Habitants.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 02:11 PM (FpHTM)

152 I think he was talking about the Olympic team, not Les Habitants.


ah sorry! I just showed up

anyway have to root for Porter and Mack there (flyers prospects)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:11 PM (j+aD2)

153 I'm astonished how many Dems I've heard online whining about the end of USAID. WTF IRL gives a shit about that?

Their talking point is 'X million will die,' which I'm sure is a BS stat, but besides, I insist that 'keeping everybody in the world alive forever' ought NOT be a mission for the US govt.
Posted by: gp
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I think that is organized by former AID funding recipients in the US. Study on one AID program showed something like 80-90 percent of that money never left the US and Western world. Reading William Colby's autobiography showed why. The CIA has been running support for the NGO crowd and politically interfering with politics in the West since the Cold War started. Colby himself was one of the agents charged with preventing Italy from going commie and so Uncle Sam's CIA financed leftists there if they were not commies to split the left.

All the modern CIA did after the Wall fell was change aim at the right and spend money to split the right while still giving leftists a stipend.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

154 113 I would say this is an ad with Piper, but she doesn't live in L.A.

https://tinyurl.com/2pmzpy5p

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 18, 2026 01:56 PM


Ha! This particular ad shows the downfall of AI as there are definite mistakes with the reformers. But the intent is there, for sure. I am not certified to teach Pilates, though I definitely have a lot of similarities.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 02:11 PM (pZEOD)

155 Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:06 PM (XJ22o)

___________________________

I think we've been looking at the Somali fraud improperly. We are laying blame on the local politicians, and Somalis of course. I'm beginning to think that it is much, much bigger than that. I think is likely the primary arm of the entire DNC fundraising apparatus. This doesn't just touch the local politicians as an afterthought. This very well could be orchestrated by the highest levels on the DNC financial arm. We're talking billions here. And, you can't convince me that the current make up of the radical left has their own money to donate to the DNC. Yet, they still raise a significant amount of cash...

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

156 150,153 Thanks!

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 02:13 PM (N8ZBc)

157 Yes, her year of birth has been inconsistent, likely to have avoided immigrated an adult.
Brushes does is a lie/fraud.
Everything.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:13 PM (4KUe5)

158 I'm astonished how many Dems I've heard online whining about the end of USAID. WTF IRL gives a shit about that?

oh gosh

all the "international business" and language majors from American U, that's who.

they were ready to step up and get paid. now no dineros for dumbasses
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

That was one of the major vectors for jobs so the holders could contribute to dems, programs for fraud to donate to dems, and direct donation to dems. Of course they miss it.

It's like going to get your MBA in basketweaving and you find out only plastic buckets are used anymore and your student debt is coming due.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:13 PM (8avO+)

159 FDR paid Franco $50 million not to get too chummy with Uncle Adolf

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:14 PM (mm0EH)

160 155 This very well could be orchestrated by the highest levels on the DNC financial arm. We're talking billions here. And, you can't convince me that the current make up of the radical left has their own money to donate to the DNC. Yet, they still raise a significant amount of cash...
Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

The General Lifestyle of the Radical Left :

"Queer Polycules" of 3-5 Troons where one has a Six-Figure IT job and has to pay everyone else's freight because none of the rest of them have a real job.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 02:15 PM (FpHTM)

161 146 The Articles of Confederation had provision for amendments too. A lot of people were caught off guard, they went into session ostensibly for that, I guess.

At any rate they threw that out, and came up with a whole new document. It was thought to be a bit of a “bait and switch” at the time.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:04 PM (mm0EH)

There must have been more consensus at the time that the flaws in the AofC were too fundamental that bandages weren't going to fix it. Otherwise the Constitution would not have adopted so smoothly. One of the major changes was more strength in the executive and central government.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Shay's Rebellion scared the shit out of the Founders. Likewise the fact that Rhode Island was blocking the required fixes for the Articles. All amendments to it had to be unanimous. Central govt was bankrupt and a real chance for states to go to war against each other over disputed western territories. So, the Articles could not be fixed due to a unanimous requirement, economy was in the crapper, and states were drifting away from each other with threats of internal riots and disorder.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

162 147 Omar’s various immigration frauds were well documented back when she ran for Congress.
Powerlins blog had the supporting documentation and an informant from within the Somali community.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026

Our resident rinos blocked the subpoena of these records, so if there was momentum, I am not sure what happens now. Its frustrating. This seems like low hanging fruit and yet here we are.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 02:15 PM (d2kuJ)

163 yeah it's western-style high scoring no D
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)

I think he was talking about the Olympic team, not Les Habitants.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 02:11 PM (FpHTM)

Yes, I was amused at the time of the nice Canadians planning nuclear war against us when tariffs came out, and then again when their team lost. Stateless though is a more sensible sort.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

164
Our resident rinos blocked the subpoena of these records, so if there was momentum, I am not sure what happens now. Its frustrating. This seems like low hanging fruit and yet here we are.
Posted by: Piper

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Blocked in some congressional or Senate investigation iirc? Should have nothing to do with a DoJ or DoS action.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:16 PM (XJ22o)

165 Fen, if you're still here, I just sent an e-mail about that Russian translator position. We'll see what he says.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

166 FDR paid Franco $50 million not to get too chummy with Uncle Adolf
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:14 PM (mm0EH)

Before or after he sent a division to fight in Russia?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 02:17 PM (8avO+)

167 I noticed our Founders may not have been Bible-thumpers but they all were believers. One was a Catholic.

This is why we need a new Constitution. One written by us Wiccans, a few lesbians and maybe one or two Mariann Edgar Budde types to fool the people that we believe also.

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, local democrat scold and Wiccan Priestess at May 18, 2026 02:19 PM (mC7bQ)

168 It is low-hanging fruit , Piper!
Heck, she even broke campaign finance law when covering up her brother marriage, because she used campaign funds to pay the lawyer who legally ended the union.

She doesn’t bother because she is protected. Partially by being a DEI bingo (black, woman, immu, Muslim) and I am guessing because she has powerful backers, including CAIR. And Qatar?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 02:20 PM (4KUe5)

169
Cough xylophone solo cough

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 02:20 PM (Kt19C)

170 @166 Franco refused to fight Western allies. Only sent the "volunteer" Blue Division to fight the Soviets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 02:20 PM (gu0hJ)

171 Our resident rinos blocked the subpoena of these records
——

I’m telling you, Democrats job is to fuck shit up. Republicans job is to make sure it stays that way

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 02:21 PM (mm0EH)

172 I noticed our Founders may not have been Bible-thumpers but they all were believers.


Well, some, like Jefferson, had their skepticism. I imagine that Ben Franklin did, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

173 the playbook, as always, is to blame the nearest available white man, or in this case, woman. But always and everywhere Blame Whitey.

Posted by: vivi at May 18, 2026 02:21 PM (OFw3k)

174 NOOD - CA Dems trying to change election rules again.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 02:21 PM (Dg7ng)

175 God is angry with the wicked every day. In Noah's time, eight souls were saved out of probably a million, or two. The rest perished.
In Sodom, a tiny handful were saved, the rest burned up.
In Jericho, only Rahab and those in her house were saved. The rest, wan, woman, and child, were put to the sword.
God loves his own, but it is a relatively rare thing. The largest number in the Bible concerning salvation is 200,000,000. That's out of about 15 billion or so who have ever lived.

Posted by: Jacob Have I Loved, Esau I Have Hated at May 18, 2026 02:22 PM (oftw2)

176 >>I think that is organized by former AID funding recipients in the US. Study on one AID program showed something like 80-90 percent of that money never left the US and Western world. Reading William Colby's autobiography showed why. The CIA has been running support for the NGO crowd and politically interfering with politics in the West since the Cold War started. Colby himself was one of the agents charged with preventing Italy from going commie and so Uncle Sam's CIA financed leftists there if they were not commies to split the left.

USAID was basically the soft power funding arm of the CIA. Interestingly, it was overseen by the State Dept.

There really hasn't been a big distinction between the CIA and State in many years and yea, they operated domestically.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

177 I don't folliw hockey.
And I couldn't pick out a Rush song even if paid.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (Sco7b)

Easy peasy.

Rush is the band with the lead singer who sounds like a strangled cat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 02:22 PM (zSjNu)

178 Franco refused to fight Western allies. Only sent the "volunteer" Blue Division to fight the Soviets
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Salazar, in Portugal, was very pro-Allies, but he didn't want to formally join the Allies because he feared that it would cause Franco to formally join the Axis.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

179 One working theory I have is they have unintentionally brought in a crapload of Christians. Could pose an unforeseen problem for them. Maybe they think enough imported muslims will put the Christians down?

I think the broad outline of their thinking is that first the Muslims kill off MAGA, then the Muslims politely heel to the elites and/or are mass deported. Then it's paradise, where Barack Obama and Scott Weiner can march down Main Street nude and everyone will proclaim how amazing their junk is or be put to death.

That unexplained second step is a doozy. In Europe Muslims have already shown that once they have enough population they simply cut the leftists/globalists completely off and run as the Sharia Party.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:23 PM (2ocoG)

180 What are the chances that the administration is trying to flip Omar? Get her to testify against others? She ain't too bright, so... maybe?

Upon a few seconds of thought... Probably not.

Odds more likely the DoJ can't or won't get it's collective shit together and make a case.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 02:24 PM (jehhT)

181 Odds more likely the DoJ can't or won't get it's collective shit together and make a case.

The DOJ has quietly made a lot of cases, and most of them have crashed headlong into DC grand juries or DC judges.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (2ocoG)

182
Yes, I was amused at the time of the nice Canadians planning nuclear war against us when tariffs came out, and then again when their team lost. Stateless though is a more sensible sort.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Ah. See 'Defence Scheme No.1'
https://shorturl.at/N8Bcr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

183 And I couldn't pick out a Rush song even if paid.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 02:07 PM (Sco7b)

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One cannot un-hear Geddy Lee's voice.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 02:27 PM (oqH4h)

184 As if they are giving up or not being paid anymore.
Posted by: whig


There's a metric butt-ton of ass-mad "former MAGA" on X screeching about everything recently. Had to drop one follow because he was shouting at people for not be sufficiently angry at data center projects and then accusing them of being emotionally driven.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 02:27 PM (diia5)

185
I think we've been looking at the Somali fraud improperly. We are laying blame on the local politicians, and Somalis of course. I'm beginning to think that it is much, much bigger than that. I think is likely the primary arm of the entire DNC fundraising apparatus. This doesn't just touch the local politicians as an afterthought. This very well could be orchestrated by the highest levels on the DNC financial arm. We're talking billions here. And, you can't convince me that the current make up of the radical left has their own money to donate to the DNC. Yet, they still raise a significant amount of cash...
Posted by: Orson

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I think it's a mostly Somali thing. I'm thinking of the amount of unrecoverable cash they seem to have spirited out of the country thanks to Somali baggage handlers and customs officers. When's the last time we even saw crime that bald?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

186 These people are thieves, but they are also stupid.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 02:31 PM (k8xm0)

187 There's a metric butt-ton of ass-mad "former MAGA" on X screeching about everything recently. Had to drop one follow because he was shouting at people for not be sufficiently angry at data center projects and then accusing them of being emotionally driven.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Bots and sock accounts are pretty exposed when you look at their post dynamics or actually pull up the account information. They just post endless lame infographics, talking points, slurs, or memes and never actually respond to the actual original post. Indicates fake and gay persona behind the mask.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)

188 Somalia's GDP is about $14B. It's hard to believe Omar didn't know that her constituents stole an amount roughly equal to her country's entire economy.

Posted by: Dave at May 18, 2026 02:38 PM (sbsMc)

189 182
Yes, I was amused at the time of the nice Canadians planning nuclear war against us when tariffs came out, and then again when their team lost. Stateless though is a more sensible sort.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Andycanuck left after that. Other previous blog commenters left on other things--Boulder terlit left because of Covid and masks, others left becuz Orangeman racist and bad, Ukraine v Russia, or they were an alphabet person.

Opinions should never read the level of identity in a person and free speech arenas require a tough skin because everyone is a minority on some position they take.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

190 *because everyone is a minority on some position they take.*
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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at May 18, 2026 02:45 PM (2Ez/1)

191 I just read Trumps latest post. Attack is on hold because Iran is sending a "new proposal."

Jeesh. How many times do they have to pull the football.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2026 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

192 People on the case should check the documentation for the last name "Elmi" in addition to "Omar". Bet there's a whole lot more evidence of corruption in the files.

Posted by: Redwine at May 19, 2026 03:39 AM (6g8Yo)

Arrogant Smug Liberal RINO Bill Cassidy Not Only Loses Primary, But Loses It to Two Different Candidates, Getting Shut Out of the Run-Off

Mitt Romney
@MittRomney

The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character. Bill Cassidy's departure is a loss for the country.

If it makes this smug Elmer Gantry pissant cry, it must make the angels smile.

Bill Cassidy was a frequent guest on Jake Tapper's unwatched "show," of course. He was usually brought on to, get this, support the Democrats' attacks on Trump.

CNN copes and seethes and attempts to defend the Democrats' mole.

Trump sent a message by targeting Bill Cassidy. In defeat, Cassidy delivered one back

Oh it's a moral victory. Awesome.


Louisiana Republican Sen. Bill Cassidy wanted his reelection campaign to be about the "present and the future." President Donald Trump had other plans.

Oh he was fighting for the future while Trump only cared about the past. Awesome.

Cassidy offers two contradictory claims, both which, get this, attack Trump and elevate Cassidy's ego.

First, he says that the honorable thing to do after a loss is to just accept it and not whine and make excuses and attack one's opponents as dirty schemers.

"You don't pout, you don't whine, you don't claim that the election was stolen ... you don't manufacture some excuse," Cassidy said. "You thank the voters for the privilege of representing the state or the country for as long as you've had that privilege. And that's what I'm doing right now."

Okay I get it, you are better than Trump. Awesome.

But then Cassidy immediately... bitches and whines and claims that Trump is a schemer who unconstitutionally used "the levers of power" to defeat a political opponent.

"Let me just set the record straight: Our country is not about one individual. It is about the welfare of all Americans and it is about our Constitution," Cassidy said. "And if someone doesn't understand that and attempts to control others through using the levers of power, they're about serving themselves. They're not about serving us. And that person is not qualified to be a leader."

Which is what politics is, defeating political opponents.

Isn't it, Bill? You sure thought so when you attempted to boot Trump out of the White House.

He's a loser and always has been and I hope his defeat sends a message to the other arrogant, egotistical Fussy losers.

...


Cassidy became the first GOP senator to lose renomination in close to a decade, a remarkable downfall that shows again how Trump dominates the party.

Cassidy refused to answer questions about whether he'd vote again to convict, now knowing that the entire impeachment case as an op and a frame-up. He's just too egotistical (unwarrantedly so) to ever admit error.

He dodges those question by saying he doesn't want to talk about the past, only the future, in a line cribbed from noted moral stateswoman Hillary Clinton.

Trump wasn't buying it. And he's now saying: ON TO MASSIE!


"His disloyalty to the man who got him elected is now a part of legend, and it's nice to see that his political career is OVER!" Trump wrote Saturday night on social media.


In backing Letlow against Cassidy, Trump achieved something he has not done yet in his extraordinary political career: defeat a senator from his own party in a primary. It came as he looks to unseat one of the biggest GOP mavericks in Congress -- Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie -- in a House primary Tuesday.

Trump was quick to draw a connection between Cassidy and Massie. In a Truth Social post early Sunday morning, Trump said Massie "is an even bigger insult to our Nation than" Cassidy and reiterated support for Massie's primary challenger, Ed Gallrein.

Cassidy, who pats himself on the back for not whining and making excuses, whined some more and made some more excuses by complaining about people "attacking me on the internet," which is totally the sort of thing that a forward-thinking future-focused statesman should spend his nights obsessing over.


"Insults only bother me if they come from somebody of character and integrity," Cassidy said. "I find that people of character and integrity don't spend their time attacking people on the internet."

Bill Cassidy's wife's dance card is going to be so filled this weekend you guys.

Don't imagine that Bill Cassidy is some kind of rock-ribbed True Conservative who only voted to convict Trump because Sacred Honor Compelled Him and He Could Not Do Otherwise.

He's a filthy liberal RINO like the rest of the grifter losers:

Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) on Saturday expressed concern about Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) reputation following another fatal shooting in Minnesota.

"The events in Minneapolis are incredibly disturbing. The credibility of ICE and DHS are at stake. There must be a full joint federal and state investigation. We can trust the American people with the truth," Cassidy said Saturday in a post on the social platform X.

He has thwarted the MAHA agenda, insisting that every single one of the 70 vaccines a kid gets in the first months of his life are all 100% necessary and that any questioning of this Religious Command from the Gods of The Science (TM) is blasphemy.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his followers scored a big win Saturday when Kennedy's nemesis, Sen. Bill Cassidy, went down in his Louisiana primary.

The cherry on top for Kennedy and his Make America Healthy Again movement would be if another Republican doctor in the Senate, Kansas' Roger Marshall, replaces Cassidy next year as chair of the Health Committee.

Marshall, unlike Cassidy, is a big Kennedy fan, having founded a MAHA caucus to promote Kennedy's push to combat chronic disease.

Whereas Cassidy in confirmation hearings last year grilled Kennedy on his longstanding skepticism of vaccines and has given him a hard time about vaccine policy ever since, Marshall asked God to bless Kennedy and said he'd "never seen a person whose words, written and spoken, have been so misattributed, exaggerated, sensationalized and taken out of context."

Three people familiar with Marshall's plans, granted anonymity to discuss his thinking before Cassidy lost his primary, told POLITICO he's been angling for the Health Committee chair for months.

An OB/GYN before he got into politics, Marshall has criticized vaccine mandates and supported nutrition-forward health reforms, including a focus on chronic disease prevention.

At a Senate Finance Committee hearing in September, Marshall endorsed Kennedy's view that the hepatitis B vaccine is given to babies who don't need it because their mothers don't have the disease. "It makes no sense to me. I've only delivered five thousand babies, but we do a hepatitis test on every mom," he said.



A couple of weeks ago I celebrated the necessary medicine of expelling the Indiana RINO self-imagined Philosopher Kings from the legislature. All of that goes for Cassidy and the Senate liberals as well:


The establishment types, like the "journalists" whose good opinion they so desperately crave, falsely believe that they are some really smart customers. No one believes they are smart, except for they themselves. But they are absolutely convinced on this point. They have argued with themselves about how genius they are and they won that argument with themselves, because they're so wise and persuasive.

This leads to their theory of respresentational governance: We, the stupid people who are incapable of higher-level, abstract, future-oriented thought, have elected these Sages and Philosophers to do our thinking for us.

When we elect these c**ts, that is the end of our involvement in the political process. Our further thoughts are not welcome because we are so gosh-darn bad at thinking we would just exhaust the lucid minds of Philosopher Kings with our retarded ramblings. The establishment does not seek our counsel, it only seeks our grant of power to it, One Time, after which they will literally never again check in with us.

And I say "One Time" because of the fact -- which may be changing (Spoiler Alert) -- that once an establishment c**t has Conned the Rubes into granting them perpetual unchecked power, they essentially have it for life, or until they're found balls-deep inside a 15-year-old boy, because it's very hard to boot an incumbent out of office, particularly in a district or state that is strong for one party.

Contrasting with this theory of governance in which the brain-damaged troglodytes of the dirty masses grant power to establishment Philosopher Kings a single time and then let them do what their massively-powerful brains and consciences compel them to do, the brain-damaged troglodytes have a different theory altogether.

We don't think we elect these pissant mediocrities to do our thinking for us. We think we've done the thinking ourselves. We think we've done the thinking, and we elect these no-talent, no-accomplishment Student Council Vice Treasurers and Disappointed Theater Kids to heed our thinking and merely do our voting in legislative bodies for us.

Now I realize we probably "think" this because our Retard-Brains are glitching and misfiring as usual, but still, we would like to be heard on this point.

But, because it's almost impossible to get voters animated enough to vote these self-declared Philosopher Kings out of office in one-party states or districts, the establishment types who believe we've elected them to do our thinking for us been permitted to carry on acting as if we elected them to do our thinking for us, and we have not had any practical, repeatable method of correction and punishment for this grievously false conception of their role in government.


Until now, my fellow morons and brain-damaged troglodytes who have no capacity for higher-level thought.


The Philosopher Kings serving as state representatives and senators in Indiana, which, let's face it, is the government equivalent of a job as Arby's Night Manager, decided that comity with the Democrats and the good opinion of the leftwing media was far, far more important that the voters' decision that redrawing congressional districts was imperative as we close in on the most important midterms in a century.

The voters finally got their say. We won't get those lines redrawn, but we will have no representation going forward.

...

I'm not so big on praising Trump here, because I didn't really elect him to do my thinking for me, either. But he's right on this issue and extremely right on the question of disciplining and ejecting arrogant, defiant "representatives."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 May John Cornyn follow his lead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

3 Ans now we wait.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

4 Someone will arrive eventually.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

5 So... fuck Cassidy and Romney. It's a twofer!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (bss/y)

6 Probably Blade.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

7 Slimy Grifters hardest hit.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)

8 Yup, should have taken the deal, Thune, and passed the SAVE Act.

Now you're losing both when you could have maybe saved Cornyn.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (73/SM)

9 Cassidy's Big Pharma shilling was/is disgusting. I'll be glad when he is out of the Senate.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 12:13 PM (Dg7ng)

10 Oh and Cassidy would never take it back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:13 PM (bss/y)

11 Remember : No matter how much of a failure you are in life, you never intentionally threw a Presidential Election like Pierre Defecto did.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:14 PM (FpHTM)

12 I am sure that their future endeavors are already in place.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 12:14 PM (Gqar8)

13 The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character.

Maybe he should have represented the state and people of Louisiana instead of being brilliant and creative.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

14 Bronze Medal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:14 PM (GpPpW)

15 Mitt Romney.

What a sad, forgotten clown.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 12:14 PM (dK+Kv)

16
That's terrible!

*resumes working on Dutch's spreadsheet*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (HdYcL)

17 "Getting Shut Out of the Run-Off"

'You men ride out and run him out of the shutoff! I'll head him off at the pass.'

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (N8ZBc)

18 9 Cassidy's Big Pharma shilling was/is disgusting. I'll be glad when he is out of the Senate.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 12:13 PM (Dg7ng)

After Covid, I kind of want them all to burn and have to face the consequences of their actions. It is like the worst of every type of consumer vs customer argument.

Everything seems to be like that, this mindset of we can force people to have to consume our product- no matter how harmful- and never have to actually serve the customers (because they're icky.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (bss/y)

19 Its funny how deep red states somehow accidentally elect sell out RINOs.

Does that ever happen in deep blue states? Never

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (iZHgT)

20
Cassady should look up AOC and the two of them can go out this evening and fire off some opening silos.

M-80s and bottle rockets are for chumps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (s9VOe)

21 Are any of the Long clan still around?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)

22 I think Shelly Long has passed.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar8)

23 Jack Casssidy >>>>> Bill Cassidy

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

24 Non denominational heretic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (GpPpW)

25 19 Its funny how deep red states somehow accidentally elect sell out RINOs.

Does that ever happen in deep blue states? Never
Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:15 PM (iZHgT)

The thing is- they are only now being forced to show they are RINO shills. Before they could always stay under the radar.

Best thing about Trump bar none: the Removal of Masks.

People show you who they are, if you just give them a chance and watch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

26
Willowed

I want to write a post-apocalyptic story where the entire global technocratic order collapses... and everything is fantastic and people have never been happier.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (hzhzO)


Oh noes! Counties will be the highest governmental entity. Mom-and-Pop stores will reappear. Fraternal organizations and church groups will fill the void left by NGOs. It's chaos! Chaos, I tell you!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (HdYcL)

27 My favorite part about the Romney tweet is the arrogant gall betrayed by it.

"exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character. "

Which part of that covers the only job description that matters?
That is, "represent the will of your constituents."

5 years the votes had to sit and stew for their chance to repay that "exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character" for his betrayal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (73/SM)

28 Of the Ten Republican Traitors in the House who voted to impeach Trump in his first term, only two of them made it back to the subsequent Congress.

Cassidy should have taken that as a hint.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (aD4fx)

29
Mitt, "forgotten but not gone" never works out well.

Go away now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (s9VOe)

30 Cassidy was always one of Fauci's best friends and defenders in the Government. I have no doubt that Cassidy has been bankrolled by Big Pharma from way back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (rGqqI)

31 22 I think Shelly Long has passed.
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar

According to wikipedia, still alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

32 Cornyn must go. In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (VJX5o)

33 I think Republicans are a little late with the lawfare. It's tit-for-tat right now with the Democrats. They file lawsuits to keep Republicans out of office, we file lawsuits to keep Democrats of of office.

Anyone want to guess what the next level is?

It's not more lawfare.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (jehhT)

34 > The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind

A spastic, inbred, self-pissing King Charles Spaniel would count as an "exceptionally brilliant and creative mind" to Mitt Romney.

Said it before and I'll say it again: I held my nose and voted for McCain, but at least I don't have a Romney vote on my conscience.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (IG3/x)

35 Nothing on the interwebs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (GpPpW)

36 I just voted in Texas Paxton

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (gmCFi)

37
In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.
Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (VJX5o)


The Reverend Jim Talarico Jones

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (HdYcL)

38 Beauty is the fucker can't even run on an Independent Ticket in his State.


Suffah Cassidy

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (9maW1)

39 Mitt, "forgotten but not gone" never works out well.

Go away now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 12:17 PM (s9VOe)

White Obama. I am not saying it would have been better that Obama won in 2012, but it probably would have been a different kind of shit (amnesty, more rino bullshit.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

40 Mitt Romney.

What a sad, forgotten clown.
-----

He'll always be Mittens to his fellow RINOs.

Posted by: Crusader at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (TN0g+)

41 Now he is free to practice medicine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (GpPpW)

42 32 Cornyn must go. In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.
Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (VJX5o)

She lives in canada and wears a furry suit- you've probably never yiffed her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)

43 Any news on the missing Dem Rep?

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (9maW1)

44 Afternoon Ace.
The thing that annoys me most about pols like Cassidy, Romney, the Indiana guy who cried, Cornyn etc, is their sanctimonious virtue signaling. You got elected to a political position , not Pope you aholes. Do the grinding political work we need and then eff off.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (gu0hJ)

45 We don't think we elect these pissant mediocrities to do our thinking for us. We think we've done the thinking ourselves. We think we've done the thinking, and we elect these no-talent, no-accomplishment Student Council Vice Treasurers and Disappointed Theater Kids to heed our thinking and merely do our voting in legislative bodies for us.

There is wiggle room here. If all we wanted was mob rule, we'd use a computer to tally the votes of every citizen. In a Republic, the representatives of the people are supposed to engage their brains, and sometimes, yes, vote contrary to what the people say they want. That takes courage, and a willingness to lose one's seat over a matter of high principle. That isn't what we're talking about here, though. Guys like Cassidy and Cornyn just did what they wanted, unless it was close to an election. They chose poorly.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

46 I'd never heard of Bill Cassidy. Now I hope to forget him

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (SCh0F)

47 > 41 Now he is free to practice medicine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (GpPpW)

And he'll keep practicing until he gets it right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (IG3/x)

48 Did Sundance make it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (GpPpW)

49 Cornyn said he wouldnt run again after 2018 ? 2020? He should have stepped out gracefully

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (gmCFi)

50 So the nominee is some one named Julia Letlow?
Ok, so what's her grift?

Posted by: Not from Louisiana at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

51 In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.

It's easy to hire a beard to go out with you publicly.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker! at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (aD4fx)

52 Who the hell is Cassidy? One bastard goes in, another comes out!

Posted by: Tuco at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (mC7bQ)

53
Now he is free to practice medicine.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:19 PM (GpPpW)


If he did, he'd be doing something useful. But he's more likely to get some sinecure position with an insurance company that denies legitimate claims.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (HdYcL)

54 Mitt Romney
@MittRomney
The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character. Bill Cassidy's departure is a loss for the country.


We'll survive

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (nG1rJ)

55 Will Cassidy pull a Richard Lugar and NOT support the Republican against the Democrat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

56 > In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.
Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (VJX5o)

Isn't that Steven Tyler's birth name? Something like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (IG3/x)

57 Rick Perry just texted me telling me to vote for Cornyn.

I didn't know Perry was a RINO. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (TSfRH)

58 Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

It also makes a difference because of tech. Back in the day, slow communication meant we could not be informed and so the rep was supposed to do what he thinks the people would want, if they did know.

Now, they still want that sealed chamber where they are the only ones who know and can force feed us their stupid retarded reasoning. Fuck you, you're out. Hopefully the next guy actually 'represents' us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

59 Mitt, "forgotten but not gone" never works out well.

Go away now.


Hey everybody. Krebs v Carnot is Critical Drinker!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

60 >>Mitt Romney
@MittRomney
The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character. Bill Cassidy's departure is a loss for the country.


LOLGFY

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (9maW1)

61 I'm am fiercely heterosexual, and I live in New Jersey, not Manhattan!

Truly!

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker! at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (aD4fx)

62 I love watching a US Senator lose his job. Seeing a smug MFer like Cassidy brought low makes my day.

I really don't like Senators or the Senate.

Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

63 50 So the nominee is some one named Julia Letlow?
Ok, so what's her grift?
Posted by: Not from Louisiana at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

Nope, runoff of top 2...Trump endorsed Letlow, but M Johnson said he'd be happy with either, so I think now that Cassidy is out, Rs may let the state decide...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL)

64 >> Trump sent a message by targeting Bill Cassidy. In defeat, Cassidy delivered one back

Yes, that he’s a pathetic loser who wears a gimp suit to bed. Forrest Gump laughs at you, jerkweed.

It’s time to take no prisoners. I am so sick of these simpy, Bend Over Bobs.

Go nurse your message with a service boy, wimp.

Next up is Murkowski

Posted by: Vengeance at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (rJhDk)

65 55 Will Cassidy pull a Richard Lugar and NOT support the Republican against the Democrat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

Ahhh, Lugar: the senator of my yute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

66 Louisiana is South Carolina's partner in crime in being a deep red state that elects softcock RINOs election after election for some unknown fucking reason.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (oqH4h)

67 Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney ... name rings a bell ... hmmm ... nope, thought I had it, no idea what that is. Maybe a sandwich?

Posted by: Road Kill on Moldy Roll with Expired Mustard at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (qUkBO)

68
I'd like a constitutional amendment that restores Senate elections to the state legislatures, which also have the power recall their Senator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (HdYcL)

69 lol Mittens has a sad

seriously anything mittens doesn't like, I really really really like

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (j+aD2)

70 He can now spend more time enjoying his private sector.
Like I'm doing!

Posted by: Pam Blondi at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)

71 45 That's all true, Archimedes. Representatives/Senators also should be experts in things the citizenry don't have time to read line by line. But we know that the bills they vote on are assembled by lobbyists hours before a "MUST PASS!" vote, and when people like purple haired CT harpy try to question someone intelligent like Lee Zeldin, they show that they have no expertise in anything other than grandstanding.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (Dg7ng)

72 64 Next up is Murkowski
Posted by: Vengeance at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (rJhDk)

It can't be that hard to take her cocaine away.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (FpHTM)

73 > It's easy to hire a beard to go out with you publicly.
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker! at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (aD4fx)

With me and Cory it was a mutual thing.




Posted by: Rosario Dawson at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (IG3/x)

74 What I hate most about preening moral frauds like Romney, Cassidy and Cornyn is that they view their role as primarily to temper the ambitions and desires of the majority of the Republican voters.

Not the extreme. Not the fringe--the middle, the majority.
Like 80%+ of the party.

And there is no counter-part on the left, no elected Democrat sees their job as bound to keep their voters from enactment of their policy preferences.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (73/SM)

75 Louisiana Republican Sen. Bill Cassidy wanted his reelection campaign to be about the "present and the future."

-
Well, you're not going to be present and you have no future.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (ndZc7)

76 I'm not so big on praising Trump here, because I didn't really elect him to do my thinking for me, either. But he's right on this issue and extremely right on the question of disciplining and ejecting arrogant, defiant "representatives."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

I remember when you wrote this the first time, and it was dead nuts accurate.

You can't permit your enemies to reside, eat, and sleep inside the wire.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (Kdi1r)

77 @56 close, Tyler's last name is Talarico. And he has had and has many real girlfriends.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:25 PM (gu0hJ)

78 It seems to be an article of faith among those angry about RINO defenestrations, but I don't assume an MD is a foolproof indicator of a great mind. I've known lots of MDs who were very bright, and also many who were above average, but nothing special.

The fact that Cassidy didn't see this coming and make corrections strongly suggests he's in the latter camp.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

79 I had forgotten the impeachment vote, but I do recall Cassidy being a prick on vaccines.

Don't question the SCIENCE(TM) of decisions made by people being paid to ignore the science.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (Dv3i1)

80 @77 spell check crap. Tyler's last name is Tallarico, 2 l's

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (gu0hJ)

81 Starting tomorrow Texas Republicans can send him another message by defeating John Cornyn.

I just got a text purporting to be from Rick Perry asking me to vote for John Fucking... something.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

82 78 It seems to be an article of faith among those angry about RINO defenestrations, but I don't assume an MD is a foolproof indicator of a great mind. I've known lots of MDs who were very bright, and also many who were above average, but nothing special.

The fact that Cassidy didn't see this coming and make corrections strongly suggests he's in the latter camp.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

He probably thought he'd sneak in at #2, and then get "help" to win the run off...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (tOcjL)

83 I'm am fiercely heterosexual, and I live in New Jersey, not Manhattan!
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker! at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM


Neither place has good BBQ or picante sauce.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (TSfRH)

84 In other good news, Bruce Springsteen is having real problems selling his overpriced tickets for his current tour.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (aD4fx)

85 72 64 Next up is Murkowski
Posted by: Vengeance at May 18, 2026 12:23 PM (rJhDk)

It can't be that hard to take her cocaine away.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:24 PM (FpHTM)

What is the denis leary bit?

https://tinyurl.com/mr7n4xz9

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

86 Any tea leaves on Massie?

Really hope he goes down. And it's not over his stance on foreign policy like he claims.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (Kebsl)

87 >>I'm not so big on praising Trump here, because I didn't really elect him to do my thinking for me, either.


Well, you are spending most of your days trying to befriend a bird...

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (9maW1)

88 The thing that annoys me most about pols like Cassidy, Romney, the Indiana guy who cried, Cornyn etc, is their sanctimonious virtue signaling. You got elected to a political position , not Pope you aholes. Do the grinding political work we need and then eff off.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
======
The elites like Cassidy or Romney thought they had it rigged to die in office if they liked. That is why they hate populism. It means that their words and actions are accountable to the masses and that is intolerable to these pseudo aristocrats.

The Democrat elites have largely folded to their leftist DSA activists but the GOPe types defy their base party voters all the time. That is why they have to go and the filibuster be broken, preferably by the GOP while it still has a chance of governing. The old Senate GOP ways of always finding a way to avoid doing what the base wants as policy has to be killed with fire.


Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)

89 >
Isn't that Steven Tyler's birth name? Something like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (IG3/x)

57 Rick Perry just texted me telling me to vote for Cornyn.

I didn't know Perry was a RINO. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2026 12:22 PM (TSfRH)


Tyler was Tallarico.

Joe Perry's birth name was Pereira.




Posted by: Rosario Dawson at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (IG3/x)

90 I’m glad Romney weighed in. Guys like that are always a decent contrary indicator. I wonder if they know this, or are simply compelled to issue boilerplate bullshit press releases regardless. Maybe it’s their “staff” that does this anyhow.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (o0flu)

91

He sounds a lot like Larry "WIDE STANCE" Craig.

I've heard first hand Massie is a raging hemorrhoid and his son is one as well.

Not surprised at all.

Those Libertarians are all pieces of work, a bunch of REMF assholes.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (et1vG)

92 Perry can go eat shit, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (F8sQr)

93 "...but I don't assume an MD is a foolproof indicator of a great mind. I've known lots of MDs who were very bright, and also many who were above average, but nothing special."
---
Is this about me?

Posted by: Jill Biden at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (2Ez/1)

94
Snow beautiful snow.

Woke up this morning to a winter wonderland here in SW Wyoming. Severe drought here and this snow will help.

Thank you Lord! This is a blessing.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (3ek7K)

95 In other good news, Bruce Springsteen is having real problems selling his overpriced tickets for his current tour.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

==

I've heard a number of tours are having issues.

Everyone saw Taylor Swift getting stupid money and they all tried the same thing.

Going to a concert of even a big act in the 90's was like $30. It's now like $400-$500

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (Kebsl)

96 Are they Italics?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (GpPpW)

97 I like contrarian voices. It's healthy to have debate. But this guy was just a paid shill for the medical establishment and Big Pharma.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (wGerL)

98 Jack Casady>>Jack Cassidy>>David Cassidy>>Bill Cassidy

Posted by: I Rate 'Em at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)

99 87 >>I'm not so big on praising Trump here, because I didn't really elect him to do my thinking for me, either.


Well, you are spending most of your days trying to befriend a bird...
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:27 PM (9maW1)

At least the chicken is getting a breather.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

100 I'd never heard of Bill Cassidy. Now I hope to forget him
Posted by: Northernlurker


You've never seen The Partridge Family?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (TTuO+)

101 1 down about 10 more to go.

Posted by: Heroq at May 18, 2026 12:29 PM (J+gLO)

102 FAFO: Senate Edition!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 18, 2026 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

103 ot: In the Monday dressing follies.

My compression socks just gave me the Chuck Norris.
I'm going to hit you with so many lefts you'll beg for a right.

Posted by: DaveA at May 18, 2026 12:30 PM (FhXTo)

104 The Boston concert is in six days.

Bruce Springsteen's Boston tickets are not selling out likely due to outrage over his high ticket prices, which can reach up to $3,000, making them unaffordable for many fans. Additionally, his political messaging and the perception of catering to wealthier audiences may have alienated some of his traditional fanbase.

I wouldn't worry about it - Boston's not a big college town.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:30 PM (aD4fx)

105 Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (3ek7K)

It's almost June and you've got snow? That's freaking insane.

The west is so weird.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:30 PM (77rzZ)

106 >>Woke up this morning to a winter wonderland here in SW Wyoming. Severe drought here and this snow will help.


Good News. We got a bunch of the stuff on the peaks, here, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:30 PM (9maW1)

107 "Well, you are spending most of your days trying to befriend a bird... "

Not just any bird. A representative of the most devious, mischievous bird family of all, the Corvidae. They keep their friends close, enemies closer.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:30 PM (N8ZBc)

108 This too is what I voted for.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2026 12:31 PM (xvV+O)

109 You know who else failed to qualify for a run-off? But was a terr-ific dancer?

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at May 18, 2026 12:31 PM (oftw2)

110
In case you guys missed it, check out Daily Mail for Sweeney's latest pictures.

Happy Monday!

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 12:31 PM (3ek7K)

111 It's almost June and you've got snow? That's freaking insane.

The west is so weird.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:30 PM (77rzZ)

I've seen snow in July in Wyoming. And not just the mountains.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2026 12:31 PM (PSEDc)

112 98 Jack Casady>>Jack Cassidy>>David Cassidy>>Bill Cassidy

Posted by: I Rate 'Em at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)

Hopalong Cassidy FTW!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 18, 2026 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

113 84 In other good news, Bruce Springsteen is having real problems selling his overpriced tickets for his current tour.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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He got hundreds of millions for his catalog enough to go YOLO. He figured that his audience would pay vast sums to come to see and that his political wisdom is a pearl beyond price at his concerts.

It turns out that his 'entertainment' value has declined to the masses as his ticket prices and ego have soared.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)

114 Bill Cassidy's wife's dance card is going to be so filled this weekend you guys.

Cuckboy Bill as at the wheel on the bus to never-never-land.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (EXyHK)

115 The worst part is, I understand the "purple Republican Senator" if its a state like Maine.

But it actually keeps happening in super red states

Louisiana went Trump by over 20%.

I think it's obvious left wing orgs pull this off, it's cheap to run campaigns in cheap states like Louisiana.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Kebsl)

116 If Trump was being merely "fair" he'd have the AG doing deep dives into all the Team Coup members and have them under 24-7 survealance.

Blondie should have done it without even beingvasked

Posted by: Operator Error at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (yk/I+)

117 2020 - Trump lost 5 states by less than 50,000 votes total.
Less than 0.5%.
Media - It's illegal to suggest there was fraud!!

2026 - Cassidy gets less than 25% of the vote in a three-way race, losing badly even to the second place finisher.
Media --but at least he didn't whine about vote fraud!

LOLGF you fags.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (73/SM)

118 GA primary is tomorrow. My congressional district is R+11 but surrounded by dirty commies. I will enjoy voting against ratshitburger

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (3uBP9)

119 Going to a concert of even a big act in the 90's was like $30. It's now like $400-$500

One of the problems is that concert tours used to be loss-leaders to encourage people to buy records and tapes from the band.

Streaming revenues are much smaller, so the bands have to make their money on the concerts themselves.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (aD4fx)

120 In other good news, Bruce Springsteen is having real problems selling his overpriced tickets for his current tour.
____

Can't prices be lowered? Is Springsteen aware of supply/demand curve?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Dv3i1)

121 He got hundreds of millions for his catalog enough to go YOLO. He figured that his audience would pay vast sums to come to see and that his political wisdom is a pearl beyond price at his concerts.

I know! He should have Robert DeNiro open for him. Everybody loves his deep insight.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

122 Butch Cassidy > Jack Casady>>Jack Cassidy>>David Cassidy>>Bill Cassidy

Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (ZxPkt)

123 Who is this Bob Sprigstem? An actor?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)

124 I like contrarian voices. It's healthy to have debate. But this guy was just a paid shill for the medical establishment and Big Pharma.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson


Contrarian thought can be a useful tool for examining things or problems. It should not be incorporated into one's personality.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (diia5)

125 >>It's almost June and you've got snow? That's freaking insane.


June 21st is the last day of Hard Frost concerns, here in the valley.

We can get snow as late as July and as early as late August.
Of course, you need to be above 5k in elevation for real concerns.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (9maW1)

126 > 96 Are they Italics?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 12:28 PM (GpPpW)

Tyler is Wop. Perry is Portagee.


Posted by: Pretty Cute for a Big Ol' Lesbian Rosario Dawson at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (IG3/x)

127 He got hundreds of millions for his catalog enough to go YOLO. He figured that his audience would pay vast sums to come to see and that his political wisdom is a pearl beyond price at his concerts.

It turns out that his 'entertainment' value has declined to the masses as his ticket prices and ego have soared.
Posted by: whig

==

I saw something where he pays his concert musicians like fast food type wages despite his "working class" image.

I think one guitarist or something on tour was only making like $80k a year.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (CFtX3)

128 Cassidy is one of the Republicans who tried to sell us down the river during COVID.

And he’s still saying Trump was wrong about the 2020 election being stolen, when with every passing day, and DOJ investigation, that’s being proven true.

They should throw Cassidy down the Capitol steps for his vowing away party

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (RRpco)

129 r/TheBulwark
Too bad he didn't lose the primary before the last war powers act vote. Might've been able to end the Iran war and especially seriously piss off Chump

We wouldn't have institutionalized anti-vaccine quackery if he had just voted not to confirm. But he didn't want to upset the Republican party, presumably to keep his job. Now he doesn't have a job and we have anti-vaccine quackery. The worst of both worlds for him and us.

Is there any chance this guy will start voting against Trump? Him and Cornyn both may be left out in the cold, but they still won't oppose all this. It's unreal to watch.

per the NYT, this is a simple case of him being punished for crossing the invincible and triumphant Trump. Whereas in reality it's a case of someone who jettisoned his principles and education and was left with no support.

I would have more sympathy for Cassidy if he weren't such a little bitch. I never voted for McCain, but god damn did I respect that man. I cannot say the same for Cassidy.

McCain would have died telling Trump to go fuck himself. I disagreed with him....but when he died, I did shed a tear for a great American patriot.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (JuwzO)

130 I wouldn't worry about it - Boston's not a big college town.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Heh, he is literally older than grandpas for the college sort, trending on great grandad for many. His target to get mo money is the insufferable upper class twits that remember back to the 70's and 80's when he was sticking to the man. The man in that case was Ronald Reagan. Creatively Springsteen died somewhere in the 80's as do most arena rock acts ended up doing.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

131 > 122 Butch Cassidy > Jack Casady>>Jack Cassidy>>David Cassidy>>Bill Cassidy
Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (ZxPkt)

Neal Cassady needs to be in there somewhere.

Posted by: Pretty Cute for a Big Ol' Lesbian Rosario Dawson at May 18, 2026 12:35 PM (IG3/x)

132 Actually, Bill, the people hate you. Three to.one.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 18, 2026 12:35 PM (yk/I+)

133 I'm glad I live in a place with four distinct seasons, at the right times of year.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)

134 Now we need to get rid of Thomas Massie on Tuesday. He is far more dangerous and spiteful than Cassidy could ever be.


===

...and a sex pervert. isn't funny that those who screamed the loudest about the epshteen files are the worst sex pervs, liars and philanders in DC?? not really.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)

135 I heard you might've found somebody new, yeah
Well, who is he, baby?
Who is he and tell me what he means to you? Oh, yeah

Yeah, it cuts like a knife

Oh! but it feels so right!

Posted by: Bryan Adams - For Bill Cassidy at May 18, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)

136 I know! He should have Robert DeNiro open for him. Everybody loves his deep insight.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

I think most social media is a plague. But the odd thing about twitter is it seems to provoke urge posting. Unfiltered thoughts that reveal character because people are so eager to hit send that they do not think about what they wrote.

See also: Mark Hamil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

137 Can't prices be lowered? Is Springsteen aware of supply/demand curve?

Given Springsteen’s intelligence and proclivities, I suspect they can’t be lowered, not without losing money on every ticket and having to make it up in volume.

As The ARC of History! wrote, concerts are no longer self-serving marketing events for other products. Add to that that Springsteen is a dinosaur probably still spending money and hiring hangers-on like it was the Jurassic Seventies, and there’s not a lot of room to drop prices.

Also, and let’s be honest here, does he really want people in his audience who aren’t well-off enough to afford those tickets?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (EXyHK)

138 Quite telling that Mitt--for all his post-election praise--didn't go to LA and campaign for Cassidy.

Of course, the reason why will never penetrate his dense skull.

LOL, with Mitt campaigning for him, Cassidy would have been in the single digits.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (73/SM)

139 Butch Cassidy > Jack Casady>>Jack Cassidy>>David Cassidy>>Bill Cassidy
Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Cassidy Jacqueline Hutchinson at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (2rK4W)

140 I saw something where he pays his concert musicians like fast food type wages despite his "working class" image.

I think one guitarist or something on tour was only making like $80k a year.

Posted by: Sharpie

Far too many old fart wealthy entertainers like to run their mouths that you would think they were socialists while they practice Dickensian Ebenezer Scrooge tactics when they employ others and charge to the sky on tickets. The Pharisees of our time.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

141 In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.

She goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

142 Watch how magnanimous Cassidy will be on the way out. Over the next few months he will vote against anything Trump and the American people want.

But he’s totally a principled guy.

*makes jerking motion*

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (RRpco)

143 Is he some sort of Carpetbagger?

I’d expect Senators from Louisiana to speak like Foghorn Leghorn.

Just another cheesy grifter is what he sounds like. Sad. So many many states, the people effectively have no representation. Guys like this are Exhibit A.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (o0flu)

144 >The west is so weird.
Posted by: Bulg
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aw thanks dude

Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:38 PM (ZxPkt)

145 Don't forget Cassidy Hutchinson, AKA Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

146
Do these superannuated rocksters do anything new or would that bewilder their audiences? Actually, the music of rebellious yoof being performed by 80-year-old relics strikes me as more than a little ludicrous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:38 PM (HdYcL)

147
Well, you're not going to be present and you have no future.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Quotes from the movie "Touch of Evil"

Quinlan: Come on, read my future for me.
Tanya: You haven't got any.
Quinlan: Hmm? What do you mean?
Tanya: Your future's all used up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)

148 per the NYT, this is a simple case of him being punished for crossing the invincible and triumphant Trump. Whereas in reality it's a case of someone who jettisoned his principles and education and was left with no support.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (JuwzO)

Wow.

When they're right, they're right.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Kdi1r)

149 129 r/TheBulwark
____

Haha! Those guys. When are they going to realize that the R party is successfully transforming into the MAGA party and that they should go to the party that represents their true principals, the ones that still want to funnel as much of taxpayer $'s into the hands of institutions that undermine US sovereignty - UN, NATO, countless NGOs, etc while siphoning a big chunk of the funds to the "intellectual" class?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (Dv3i1)

150 The thing that annoys me most about pols like Cassidy, Romney, the Indiana guy who cried, Cornyn etc, is their sanctimonious virtue signaling. You got elected to a political position , not Pope you aholes. Do the grinding political work we need and then eff off.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (gu0hJ)


In their minds, they were elected to nobility, not office.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

151
Mitt Romney
@MittRomney
The Senate to now lose an exceptionally brilliant and creative mind, an MD who chairs healthcare, and a person of character. Bill Cassidy's departure is a loss for the country.

===

Bill Cassidy can now spend more time with Mitt Romney ! Go to Disney World!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (GD0B3)

152
She goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)


Middle school?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (HdYcL)

153 Boy! Ah say, boy!
You're sharp as a bowling ball, boy!

Posted by: F. Leghorn at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (2Ez/1)

154 Cornyn must go. In other news, the demon Talarico has an invisible girlfriend. at least, no one's ever seen her.
Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 12:18 PM (VJX5o)

I thought that was Cory Booker. Maybe they're both "seeing" the same woman.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (qx7Zg)

155 > And he's now saying: ON TO MASSIE!

I've been watching Massie supporters on X to see who they are. It seems they generally fall into four camps.

1. Libertarians who support someone they see as a Libertarian who has had some success.
2. People still hanging onto the idea that Trump is protecting powerful Epstein clients, including Trump himself.
3. Groypers

Number three seems to be the biggest contingent. Based on Massie's appearance with Tucker on May 6, Massie is embracing this group and sees them as his lifeline.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)

156 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (JuwzO)

Wow.

When they're right, they're right.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Kdi1r)

And we see how reddit is different from DU. They're all nuts, but even nuts are capable of seeing things clearly every now and then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

157 I thought that was Cory Booker. Maybe they're both "seeing" the same woman.
____

Boebert?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

158 huh, who knew ritt momney was still around?
damn, talk about collapsing into a pool of your own irrelevancy ...

{redacted}

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (VyBeY)

159 I think one guitarist or something on tour was only making like $80k a year.

Chuck Berry used to tour by himself, and his advance men would hire local musicians in each city to serve as his backup band.

Chuck would fly in, they'd rehearse in the afternoon, and perform in the evening.

Of course, Chuck was playing clubs, not arenas.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (aD4fx)

160 119 One of the problems is that concert tours used to be loss-leaders to encourage people to buy records and tapes from the band.

Streaming revenues are much smaller, so the bands have to make their money on the concerts themselves.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:32 PM (aD4fx)

Even smaller acts in smaller towns start at around $50 per person now.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (FpHTM)

161 I still can't get over the SC RINO saying, "SC is better with a vibrant Democrat Party."

I mean, the amount of cuckery and cowardice one has to be saturated with to say that ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

162 > They should throw Cassidy down the Capitol steps for his vowing away party
Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 12:34 PM (RRpco)

The Founders copied many institutions from the Roman Republic.

Too bad the Tarpeian Rockwasn't one of them.

Posted by: Pretty Cute for a Big Ol' Lesbian Rosario Dawson at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (IG3/x)

163 Also, and let’s be honest here, does he really want people in his audience who aren’t well-off enough to afford those tickets?

It amuses me that Hollywood still always mocks the upper class as blond, blue-eyed, lily-white, stick-up-the-bum hypocrites wearing yachting gear. To the extent it was ever true, it certainly is not now. Now, it's obnoxious Karens and cosplaying trust funders spouting leftist politics and slogans. For some reason, that never seems to make it into the movies, though. I wonder if the UC twits are aware of this.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

164 Maybe if Cassidy realized he was elected to represent the voters, not God Almighty, he might have done better.
But, nah.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (sl73Y)

165 Here's a movie idea guaranteed to win Oscars

The Plantation - American Slavery Reimagined.

The movie records how an Antebellum Southern Plantation was operated, with all its cruelty exposed.

Cast

Slaveowners: Whoopy Goldberg and Sunny Hosten
Slavemaster: Samuel L. Jackson

Slave Traders: Ana Navarro and Alyssa Farah Griffin

Slave preacher: Kelly Reilly

Indoor slaves: Daisy Ridley, Emma Watson, and Evanna Lynch

Outdoor slaves: Young white actors and actresses from Twilight, Hunger Games, Wednesday, and Stranger Things

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (qx7Zg)

166 Gah, I need an editor.

4. People who like a purist who will vote no for pretty much everything

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

167 Springsteen never did any music I wanted to listen to. It's not pop, it's not really rock, there are no discernible hooks in the music. I don't usually care about lyrics one way or t'other, especially if the music doesn't get the blood pumping.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (N8ZBc)

168 I always enjoyed calling him "Mittens."

Posted by: So there's that at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)

169
I once made the mistake of putting my phone number on the form when I contacted my state senator and representative about a dog-breeding bill. Now I get nothing but DMs about the upcoming runoff election.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (HdYcL)

170 Isn’t it funny how Romney thinks he’s lending his imprimatur to Cassidy, and the rest of the country is like, “yeah now I know Cassidy was a douche”.

Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (RRpco)

171 I thought that was Cory Booker. Maybe they're both "seeing" the same woman.
____

Boebert?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

If Cory and Talarico are both elected, they can swap who plays the girlfriend.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (qx7Zg)

172 Do these superannuated rocksters do anything new or would that bewilder their audiences? Actually, the music of rebellious yoof being performed by 80-year-old relics strikes me as more than a little ludicrous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Nothing like the Rolling Stones and their 35 years of final tours.

Just go away.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (F8sQr)

173 > 129 r/TheBulwark
____

Haha! Those guys. When are they going to realize that the R party is successfully transforming into the MAGA party and that they should go to the party that represents their true principals

Just last week Kristol announced that he is now a Democrat.

Posted by: Pretty Cute for a Big Ol' Lesbian Rosario Dawson at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (IG3/x)

174 155 3. Groypers

Number three seems to be the biggest contingent. Based on Massie's appearance with Tucker on May 6, Massie is embracing this group and sees them as his lifeline.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)

The funny thing is that the hardcore "based-as-fvck" racists (see : Kiwi Farms) are turning on the groypers now.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:43 PM (FpHTM)

175
Isn’t it funny how Romney thinks he’s lending his imprimatur to Cassidy, and the rest of the country is like, “yeah now I know Cassidy was a douche”.
Posted by: The Crow at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (RRpco)


I thought he was lending his nihil obstat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:43 PM (HdYcL)

176 161 I still can't get over the SC RINO saying, "SC is better with a vibrant Democrat Party."

I mean, the amount of cuckery and cowardice one has to be saturated with to say that ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

I was watching an Unsub podcast just now and they were talking about Tony Gonzales and his deal. So:

1) He pressured staffers into having sex with him, married or not.

2) One staffer, after having an affair that he pressured her into, set herself on fire.

3) He said that the reason she committed suicide was because her husband was gay- not the affair.

What a fucking winner. Who the fuck are these people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

177 In their minds, they were elected to nobility, not office.

No institution in the history of mankind does more to inflate the egos of its members than the United States Senate.

It's why they refuse to retire, no matter how old they get.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:43 PM (aD4fx)

178 Creatively Springsteen died somewhere in the 80's as do most arena rock acts ended up doing.
Posted by: whig
_________

He used to have a feel for human nature back then:

You better get it straight, darling
Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king
And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 18, 2026 12:43 PM (XvL8K)

179 Number three seems to be the biggest contingent. Based on Massie's appearance with Tucker on May 6, Massie is embracing this group and sees them as his lifeline.
---
Yup.
Massie and his supporters on X are going hard with the anti-Israel angle.

We don't need that type of disgusting in the party.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)

180 This fuckstick got glazed all weekend by the media.He gets to be the left's favorite Republican for a while.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (YwEeS)

181 The thing that annoys me most about pols like Cassidy, Romney, the Indiana guy who cried, Cornyn etc, is their sanctimonious virtue signaling. You got elected to a political position , not Pope you aholes. Do the grinding political work we need and then eff off.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (gu0hJ)

In their minds, they were elected to nobility, not office.


Not really elected, more like anointed followed by ascension.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

182 Was a Springsteen fan up to Born in the USA. He's a douchebag who now looks like a lesbian.
However there's a vid the other day at a concert where Chris Christie tried to shake his hand as he went by and Bruce ignored him . So now he's a douchebag who ignored Christie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (gu0hJ)

183 It should not be incorporated into one's personality.
——-

It’s incorporated into his offshore bank account. I suppose it is the result of many many years of accumulated corruption.

He is the perfect representative. Not for his state or his constituents. His constituents are the big lobbyists. Telling a TV news host to fuck off is barely an inconvenience. You could see his face dripping with condescension. “How dare he!”

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (o0flu)

184 Yup.
Massie and his supporters on X are going hard with the anti-Israel angle.

We don't need that type of disgusting in the party.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)

Being Nick Fuentes is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

185 146
Do these superannuated rocksters do anything new or would that bewilder their audiences? Actually, the music of rebellious yoof being performed by 80-year-old relics strikes me as more than a little ludicrous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
========
There is a market for nostalgia --in Vegas as a resident. Lots of these old farts are finding that fewer and fewer people actually want to buy a ticket to revisit their youth at nosebleed prices.

These dinosaurs hang on in part because as Rick Beato points out, new bands simply are not being created anymore due to economics. It is all a singer with backing tracks and that singer is autotuned and pitch corrected to within an inch of their actual voice. And now AI is making it even more fake and gay than having some meat puppet on stage miming while the 'band' pretends to play. Even in 'live' shows now as Fil from Wings of Pegasus has demonstrated.

Milli Vanilli has become the norm even for the dinosaurs. If you want that, you can simply watch old music videos on Youtube.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)

186 who was the guy who played Lurch on the addams family

ted cassidy i think

Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

187 3. Groypers

Number three seems to be the biggest contingent. Based on Massie's appearance with Tucker on May 6, Massie is embracing this group and sees them as his lifeline.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)


That may be a strategic error. I doubt they vote, and I doubt there are many of them. They just have an outsized social media presence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (iERP6)

188 Even smaller acts in smaller towns start at around $50 per person now.

I suspect something similar going on here: people used to go to bars to see a band and get drunk. Local bands were loss leaders for drinking. But if people are spending less at the bar (I don’t know if this is true, I just suspect that it is due to the nature of modern bars) the bar needs to charge more for the band.

I saw a variation on this when I went to guitar school in Los Angeles in the late eighties. Hollywood was a seller’s market, basically, and bands who wanted to get into the trendy clubs had to pay to do so; they had to buy up a certain number of tickets, and then convince their “fans” to use those tickets. It was already very close to the point or past it where a band had to have someone with well-off parents or some other financial backing just to play local clubs.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 12:46 PM (EXyHK)

189 I liked "Born to Run" off Springsteen's third album (which I thought was his first).

Nothing since.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 12:46 PM (IG3/x)

190 However there's a vid the other day at a concert where Chris Christie tried to shake his hand as he went by and Bruce ignored him . So now he's a douchebag who ignored Christie
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Textbook example of you damning Springsteen by faint praise. LOL.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)

191 I was watching an Unsub podcast just now and they were talking about Tony Gonzales and his deal. So:

1) He pressured staffers into having sex with him, married or not.

2) One staffer, after having an affair that he pressured her into, set herself on fire.

3) He said that the reason she committed suicide was because her husband was gay- not the affair.

What a fucking winner. Who the fuck are these people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

They are Our Betters™, plebe, and don't you forget it.

Posted by: It's a kakistocracy at May 18, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)

192 who was the guy who played Lurch on the addams family

ted cassidy i think
Posted by: Don Black

Yes. I forgot about him.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

193 Chris Christie. I had forgotten Crispy Creme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

194 Bill Cassidy's departure is a loss for the country.
......

Can't really say that about any senator.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

195 180 This fuckstick got glazed all weekend by the media.He gets to be the left's favorite Republican for a while.
Posted by: steevy

Cassidy will have to share the limelight with any luck on Tuesday with Cornyn and Massie.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

196 Cassidy refused to answer questions about whether he'd vote again to convict, now knowing that the entire impeachment case as an op and a frame-up. He's just too egotistical (unwarrantedly so) to ever admit error.

Keep in mind since the Russia collusion BS we've had factual documented evidence of Chinese and European collusion by both the Biden Junta and Obama...and yet somehow neither one has been arrested yet...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

197 184 Being Nick Fuentes is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

Fuentes is starting to lose the non-Muslim, non-Indian, non-Hispanic part of his audience because the hardcore young white nationalist types think he's too cucked for brown people and Jews.

Like, shit has escalated.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (FpHTM)

198 Just last week Kristol announced that he is now a Democrat.
Posted by: Pretty Cute for a Big Ol' Lesbian Rosario Dawson

Now the Dems can pay Kristol for his "expertise".



HAHAHAHAHA!!! Who am I kidding!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (Dv3i1)

199 Has the phrase "strange new respect" been invoked yet?

Or is that strictly a posthumous thing?

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (jo6FO)

200 Here's a movie idea guaranteed to win Oscars

The Plantation - American Slavery Reimagined.

The movie records how an Antebellum Southern Plantation was operated, with all its cruelty exposed.


Your cast is dangerously lacking representation from the disabled and queer communities. Might I recommend adding Aariana Rose Philip to the cast? https://tinyurl.com/yk74tdek

As Wikipedia helpfully summarizes, "In 2018, she became the first Black, transgender, and physically disabled model to ever be represented by a major modeling agency, and has since modeled in several major high fashion photo shoots and campaigns."

She(?)'s strong and powerful, so she should be the plantation master.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)

201 They are Our Betters™, plebe, and don't you forget it.

I remember when it came out Bill Clinton was a rapist the feminist line became "any women should be willing to give him a beejer to keep abortion legal"

These people are psychopaths...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

202
Though from my neck of the woods, conductor Herbert Blomstedt, 98 years old, had to withdraw from concerts with the San Francisco Symphony after slumping over and nearly falling out of his chair* while conducting Mahler's 9th Symphony.

(* Although I frequently slump over and nearly fall out of my chair listening to Mahler. What a gasbag. "I'm dying! I'm dying!")

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (HdYcL)

203 Watch how magnanimous Cassidy will be on the way out. Over the next few months he will vote against anything Trump and the American people want.

Thank goodness the Congress got so very much accomplished prior to the primaries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (ExV1e)

204 161 I still can't get over the SC RINO saying, "SC is better with a vibrant Democrat Party."

I mean, the amount of cuckery and cowardice one has to be saturated with to say that ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

That can be true only if you don't actually believe that our policies are best.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (1VMMq)

205 And hell no, I'm not on the side of the wignats (for obvious reasons), just pointing out that they're turning on the Gay Mexican Catboy.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (FpHTM)

206 >>These dinosaurs hang on in part because as Rick Beato points out, new bands simply are not being created anymore due to economics.


They are out there. They just have no way of breaking out of the small labels.

Bands like The Monophonics make amazing music. They just won't break through unless a TV Show, Movie or Commercial features them.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (9maW1)

207
I thought that was Cory Booker. Maybe they're both "seeing" the same woman.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

HE'S A MARRIED MAN, HATER!

Posted by: Auspex at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (Y8DZL)

208 Massie thinks Paki bot farms praising him on X = primary votes

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (73/SM)

209 It was a fucking pleasure to vote against Cassidy Saturday. A *real* pleasure indeed.

I'm even more elated he didn't even make it to the run-off.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (5aFbR)

210 Was a Springsteen fan up to Born in the USA. He's a douchebag who now looks like a lesbian.

However there's a vid the other day at a concert where Chris Christie tried to shake his hand as he went by and Bruce ignored him . So now he's a douchebag who ignored Christie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (gu0hJ)


That is exactly my experience. First four albums were good to great and very interesting. Then The River, which was a bit poppy for my taste, Nebraska, which was interesting but not great. And then the great F*CK YOU to America, and I was done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (iERP6)

211 I saw The Philosopher Kings on the beach rearranging seashells.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

212 Excuse me whilst I look to the past a bit - where was this angry Trump when it came to McConnell and Grahamnesty? I had no idea who this Cassidy Fck was. Getting rid of those two actually powerful sickening RINOs would have meant a hell of a lot more.

Posted by: Pike at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hyQrc)

213 Fuentes is starting to lose the non-Muslim, non-Indian, non-Hispanic part of his audience because the hardcore young white nationalist types think he's too cucked for brown people and Jews.

Fuentes still gets to cash his checks from Pakistan and Iran so I don't think he is going to care...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

214 According to Wikipedia, there are no birds of genus Corvus native to South America. IDNKT! How the heck did that happen, God?

If there were corvids that evolved in South America, life would be so much more amusing.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (N8ZBc)

215 "you don't claim that the election was stolen"
----------

Unless it was and the opponents even bragged about "fortifying" it. Then it's a pretty good idea to claim it.

Also love that he's NOT talking to leftards here who claim every single thing that ever goes against them is stolen, systemic, unjust, unfair, etc

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (GD4ux)

216 That may be a strategic error. I doubt they vote, and I doubt there are many of them. They just have an outsized social media presence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
=======
Massie may be angling for some sort of social media position post election if he loses. On X or youtube, he can grift from the entire world as an 'influencer'. From Tucker, Me Again, and other less notable assholes on social media, it appears a lot of braindead muzzies, groypers, and bot farms financiers like Qatar, Turkey, etc. like to invest in such creatures.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

217 200 Your cast is dangerously lacking representation from the disabled and queer communities. Might I recommend adding Aariana Rose Philip to the cast? https://tinyurl.com/yk74tdek

As Wikipedia helpfully summarizes, "In 2018, she became the first Black, transgender, and physically disabled model to ever be represented by a major modeling agency, and has since modeled in several major high fashion photo shoots and campaigns."

She(?)'s strong and powerful, so she should be the plantation master.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)

Putting the (man)"ass" in Astroturf.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (FpHTM)

218 They are Our Betters™, plebe, and don't you forget it.
Posted by: It's a kakistocracy at May 18, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)

No, it is this broader thing with some dudes in leadership positions. They look at the people working for them as a salad bar. I always made it a point to tell the guys I trained: never fuck your employees. You are a little dick shitbird if you do. Women love confidence and decisiveness, this is a side effect. They will look at you with the big eyes, but you are a dick for taking advantage of it.

If you can't get a girl out in the world, but are a rockstar at work, what does that say?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

219 Bands like The Monophonics make amazing music. They just won't break through unless a TV Show, Movie or Commercial features them.
Posted by: garrett

Angine de Poitrine always shows up in my YouTube feed. I have no idea why.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

220 or until they're found balls-deep inside a 15-year-old boy,

What about just the head?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 12:50 PM (Kt19C)

221 Can't prices be lowered? Is Springsteen aware of supply/demand curve?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Dv3i1)


Obscenely rich liberals don't need to trouble themselves with things like economics and supply and demand.
By believing the SOCIALLY CORRECT things, they get a complete pass on all socially sketchy things and being grabby

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 12:51 PM (rbvCR)

222 Springsteen's 1970s-80s audience has aged out
he has nothing to offer today's yute

Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 12:51 PM (ZxPkt)

223 Bands like The Monophonics make amazing music. They just won't break through unless a TV Show, Movie or Commercial features them.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (9maW1)


My brother-in-law is a concert promoter. I asked him if there are great bands that never make it, and his answer was: Absolutely! He said it's mostly luck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:51 PM (iERP6)

224 By the way, imagine if every red state senator was a dyed in the wool MAGA type...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

225 170 Isn’t it funny how Romney thinks he’s lending his imprimatur to Cassidy, and the rest of the country is like, “yeah now I know Cassidy was a douche”.
Posted by: The Crow

Has anyone seen what Mike Pence thinks about all this?!??!

Posted by: No one ever at May 18, 2026 12:51 PM (JCZqz)

226 There were signs...

He had previously been a Democrat, supporting Michael Dukakis for president in 1988, donating to Senator Paul Tsongas's 1992 presidential campaign,[18][19] and to Louisiana Democratic Governor Kathleen Blanco in 2003 and 2004 and Senator Mary Landrieu in 2002. In 2013, Cassidy called his donation to Landrieu a "youthful indiscretion", saying that she "got elected and fell into partisan politics...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (ExV1e)

227 Like, shit has escalated.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (FpHTM)

The internet is so strange. It's like the Judea People's Front jokes from Life of Brian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)

228 Mitt, "forgotten but not gone" never works out well.

Go away now.


He's the Colin Kaepernick of Mike Pences.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)

229 Think Darkness on the Edge of Town was Springsteen's best album. As I said the other day Nebraska produced Atlantic City which led to a cover by The Band which was far better than the original

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (gu0hJ)

230 >>It should not be incorporated into one's personality.

Wait, wut?

~ the ghost of BurtTC

Posted by: one hour sober at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (J4Dwc)

231 >>Angine de Poitrine always shows up in my YouTube feed. I have no idea why.


Yeah - Algorithm is a big fan, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (9maW1)

232 Of course, Chuck was playing clubs, not arenas.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (aD4fx)

--At what point did he have to include "No Yoko" clauses in his contracts?

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (jo6FO)

233 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 12:46 PM (IG3/x)

I thought I liked a song of his from the 1980's, but it turns out it was by Johnny Cougar.

Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy>David Cassidy>Jack Cassidy >>>> Bill Cassidy

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 12:53 PM (wGerL)

234 That poor dear man.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 12:53 PM (cS1cw)

235 212 Excuse me whilst I look to the past a bit - where was this angry Trump when it came to McConnell and Grahamnesty? I had no idea who this Cassidy Fck was. Getting rid of those two actually powerful sickening RINOs would have meant a hell of a lot more.
Posted by: Pike

Trump has unloaded plenty of times on McConnell, but in 2020, he had reelection going on while McConnell was running for his last term. McConnell is gone by the end of the year and if you haven't noticed, Trump unloaded on a key McConnell staffer the other day.

On Lady Lindsay, Trump does push pull as Lindsay knows he risks Trump's bad side if he goes too far, but yet, due to his constituent service record in South Carolina and the GOP machine there, is unlikely to lose office.

There is NO purity in politics, it is always about means and ends tradeoffs which turns off all true believers.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

236 231 Yeah - Algorithm is a big fan, apparently.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:52 PM (9maW1)

The algorithm keeps pushing old Japanese City Pop albums on me.

And that's not a genre I listen to.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:53 PM (FpHTM)

237 >>My brother-in-law is a concert promoter. I asked him if their are great bands that never make it, and his answer was: Absolutely! He said it's mostly luck.


Ace likes Wet Leg.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:53 PM (9maW1)

238 @226 sounds like an updated version of Arlen Specter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (gu0hJ)

239 "Angine de Poitrine always shows up in my YouTube feed. I have no idea why."

Ha! Me too.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (N8ZBc)

240 "Get this," is great. I also like, "You first."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (YlWIZ)

241 New York Times


OPINION
LYDIA POLGREEN
Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven’t Actually Read Thucydides

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (GPa4z)

242 My brother-in-law is a concert promoter. I asked him if their are great bands that never make it, and his answer was: Absolutely! He said it's mostly luck.

Andy Travis: You book Scum?
Snooty promoter: Not as a rule.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (vTZFs)

243 So, earlier this morning I was sitting in traffic, eating a gas station corndog, when I suddenly realized, eating a corndog in public is actually kind of embarrassing. There's absolutely no way to manly consume a corndog and I felt really self conscious about it.

I think that in the past I have mostly ingested corndogs in the privacy of my own home or together with fellow consenting corndog enjoyers. But suddenly finding myself as a lone guy downing a corndog out and about felt really awkward.

When I think about it now, one thing that gives me solace is that I don't ever remember seeing anyone eating a corndog while they're driving, because I would totally remember that.

"HAHA! look at the stupid mfer eating a gay corndog! HOMOOOO!", I would happily yell.

But I think that the default level of tenting provided with auto windshields not only helps to protect from the harsh sun but also furnishes the driver privacy for their corndog activities.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (3uBP9)

244 There were signs...

He had previously been a Democrat, supporting Michael Dukakis for president in 1988, donating to Senator Paul Tsongas's 1992 presidential campaign,[18][19] and to Louisiana Democratic Governor Kathleen Blanco in 2003 and 2004 and Senator Mary Landrieu in 2002.


Lol, loser! He missed the party flip by about 60 years!

Posted by: Retarded Leftist dabbling in revisionist history at May 18, 2026 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

245 Contrarian thought can be a useful tool for examining things or problems. It should not be incorporated into one's personality.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 12:33 PM (diia5)


Do you mean, "don't be oppositional defiant as a baseline" or "critiquing is good but remember to get along by going along because in the end we have to live with those people"?

because one is fighting everyone and the other is being a RINO

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 12:55 PM (rbvCR)

246
And now AI is making it even more fake and gay than having some meat puppet on stage miming while the 'band' pretends to play. Even in 'live' shows now as Fil from Wings of Pegasus has demonstrated.

I haven't stepped foot in a concert hall in many years and have no intention of doing so in the future. Why drive 30 miles and pay inflated prices for parking and a ticket to a routine performance where I'm going to be shortchanged?

100 years ago, there were no good alternatives to going to a live performance.

50 years ago, the alternative (LPs) were bulky and not durable.

Today, I can go online and hear for a nominal subscription price a much wider range of works than I could ever hope to hear live.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:55 PM (HdYcL)

247 That may be a strategic error. I doubt they vote, and I doubt there are many of them. They just have an outsized social media presence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (iERP6)

He may just be amplifying the fake MAGA split more than anything.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 12:55 PM (GD4ux)

248 YouTube once fed me a steady selection of draft horse videos. Damn if I didn’t watch all of them.

Now it’s parrots being funny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2026 12:55 PM (RAyLa)

249 In their minds, they were elected to nobility, not office.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

there it all is, right there ... and everything they do is toward the end of making that status de jure and permanent

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (VyBeY)

250
I have also come to hate musicians so much that I don't want to acknowledge that music is made by human beings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (HdYcL)

251 My brother-in-law is a concert promoter. I asked him if their are great bands that never make it, and his answer was: Absolutely! He said it's mostly luck.

The top act in America is Taylor Swift - a mid level musical talent

And coming up behind her is Sabrina Carpenter who can't actually sing.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

252 Fuentes is starting to lose the non-Muslim, non-Indian, non-Hispanic part of his audience because the hardcore young white nationalist types think he's too cucked for brown people and Jews.

Like, shit has escalated.
Posted by: XTC
======
Fuentes being fake and literally gay is not helping matters.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

253 Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven’t Actually Read Thucydides
Posted by: Oglebay

That's because they're racists who don't like that great African thinker.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

254 Libertarians who support someone they see as a Libertarian who has had some success.
2. People still hanging onto the idea that Trump is protecting powerful Epstein clients, including Trump himself.
3. Groypers

==

This reminds me of the viral HR Meme: "Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture (Groypers) and this picture (Libertarians, Epshteen client list TDS people)...(response) They are the same picture."

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)

255 Do these superannuated rocksters do anything new or would that bewilder their audiences? Actually, the music of rebellious yoof being performed by 80-year-old relics strikes me as more than a little ludicrous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Nothing like the Rolling Stones and their 35 years of final tours.

Just go away.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 12:42 PM (F8sQr)

--They have to hold up their end of the Faustian Pact.

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (jo6FO)

256 I learned that even accidentally agreeing with a leftard is dangerous, so when I find myself in that place I question it repeatedly. Even when they are right in passing or by coincidence, they are ALWAYS on a primrose path. It's weird.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (GD4ux)

257 One thing I have noticed - out of my music collection almost nothing comes from the last 5 years or so.

I don't think this is me hitting "old fogey" stage either as I've been more then 29 for a while now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

258 >>50 years ago, the alternative (LPs) were bulky and not durable.


*looks around house*

They are Bulky. Especially when there are several thousand of them.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (9maW1)

259 Today, I can go online and hear for a nominal subscription price a much wider range of works than I could ever hope to hear live.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:55 PM (HdYcL)


And your completely mystifying and incomprehensible enjoyment of late 19th century classical music can be hidden from the world...as it should be!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iERP6)

260 I remember when it came out Bill Clinton was a rapist the feminist line became "any women should be willing to give him a beejer to keep abortion legal"

These people are psychopaths...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

Nina Burleigh. A real feminist's feminist there.

Posted by: The Kamala Harris school of female elevation at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

261 There was a relatively brief period where Rock acts made BANK on album contracts.

That’s long gone. They have to tour if they want to make any money. Thus $300 general admission to see some fossil.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (o0flu)

262 >>One thing I have noticed - out of my music collection almost nothing comes from the last 5 years or so.


Colemine Records will fix that.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (9maW1)

263 Lets get rid of Paul and Murkowski while we're at it....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (FtULh)

264 252 Fuentes is starting to lose the non-Muslim, non-Indian, non-Hispanic part of his audience because the hardcore young white nationalist types think he's too cucked for brown people and Jews.

Like, shit has escalated.
Posted by: XTC
======
Fuentes being fake and literally gay is not helping matters.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

265 252 Fuentes being fake and literally gay is not helping matters.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah, the wignats have seemed to finally figured out that the people calling him a "Gay Mexican Catboy" were telling the truth.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (FpHTM)

266 2. People still hanging onto the idea that Trump is protecting powerful Epstein clients, including Trump himself.

Peak modern leftism is some asshole with a bunch of tweets from 2020-24 claiming their are no Epstein clients now claiming Trump is one *while* also trying to legalize underage prostitution...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

267 I would never associate with someone who chows down on corndogs in public. That's too gay for me.

Posted by: The Great Poof! at May 18, 2026 12:59 PM (oftw2)

268
nd your completely mystifying and incomprehensible enjoyment of late 19th century classical music can be hidden from the world...as it should be!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iERP6)


Go powder your wig and cringe before some minor princeling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:59 PM (HdYcL)

269 >>There was a relatively brief period where Rock acts made BANK on album contracts.


The numbers were impressive on paper...but, unless an act managed to retain their rights they weren't going to see anywhere near the contract numbers.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 12:59 PM (9maW1)

270 The top act in America is Taylor Swift - a mid level musical talent

And coming up behind her is Sabrina Carpenter who can't actually sing.

Posted by: 18-1

Ahem, there was no such group as the Archies even though a hit single, Sugar Sugar, was released. Then Milli Vanilli, and now we have AI which is going to eat a lot of the music industry alive.

So we will see a return to much smaller scale live acts, I am thinking, as recorded music and even mega concerts get more and more fake stage presentations and the old dinosaur groups finally age out and die.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

271 > I doubt they vote, and I doubt there are many of them.

I hope you're right.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

272 They were right about Bush, they were definitely right about the Patriot Act.

But in both cases for the wrong reasons. One was mere reflex,,and one was because THEY were the ones who were going to exploit it.

Who knew the R's/Uniparty never intended that thing to stop jihadists or even domestic terrorists, it was always meant to get *us*. For the crime of disagreeing.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (GD4ux)

273 Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven’t Actually Read Thucydides
Posted by: Oglebay


I have. Is there a point, or are you just advertising your assigned readings in college.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (Riz8t)

274 239 "Angine de Poitrine always shows up in my YouTube feed. I have no idea why."

Ha! Me too.
Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (N8ZBc)

It's all your searches for interdimensional polyrhythmic microtonal fusion schnozz math rock.

Posted by: They are weird. And yet engrossing at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (TbWk/)

275 > 257 One thing I have noticed - out of my music collection almost nothing comes from the last 5 years or so.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

s/5/40.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (IG3/x)

276 And your completely mystifying and incomprehensible enjoyment of late 19th century classical music can be hidden from the world...as it should be!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iERP6)

Hey, wait a minute. THIS is late 19th century.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzjtbap

Why do you hate God and Beauty, CBD?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (bss/y)

277 241 New York Times

OPINION
LYDIA POLGREEN
Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven’t Actually Read Thucydides

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 12:54 PM (GPa4z)


She's correct. They read Caesar's "Gallic Wars" and "Civil War."

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 01:01 PM (5rh/l)

278 And your completely mystifying and incomprehensible enjoyment of late 19th century classical music can be hidden from the world...as it should be!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

CBD, you, the great aesthete, don't like classical music?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

279 246, 250; *fistbump*

this is great wisdom

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2026 01:01 PM (VyBeY)

280 Fuentes and Milo would make a nice couple. Until they killed each other

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:02 PM (gu0hJ)

281 Monophonics - Their Eponymous Debut and Sage Motel are good places to start.

Orgone - Undercover Mixtape is a banger

Surefire Soul Ensemble - Any of their LPs

Budos Band - Their first 4 LPs are killer.

...

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:02 PM (9maW1)

282 Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven’t Actually Read Thucydides


One wonders how the FNM would react if Trump treated Europe like Milos.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

283 I have. Is there a point, or are you just advertising your assigned readings in college.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (Riz8t)

They clearly haven’t read Groundwater Hydrology either. No one has. Hell, I didn’t get very far myself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (RAyLa)

284 CBD, you, the great aesthete, don't like classical music?

It's very difficult to sit in a cafe, wearing a beret, smoking a Gaulois, and snap your fingers to the beat of Brahms.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

285 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (N8ZBc)

286 > There's absolutely no way to manly consume a corndog and I felt really self conscious about it.

Maybe eating it like corn on a cob is better?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (mkw2N)

287 The numbers were impressive on paper...but, unless an act managed to retain their rights they weren't going to see anywhere near the contract numbers.

Posted by: garrett

Too many of them foolishly sold out their song writing publishing because they needed money. Even for the big groups like the Beatles, Stones, and Who dealt with the likes of Allen Klein trying to grift every nickel he could from the bands. MCA at the time was basically in bed with the mob and did widespread bootlegging of its own artists denying them royalties, etc. by selling off the books copies of their records.

1960's and 70's was a goldmine and Wild West for groups with predatory managers ruining a lot of groups. Similar to the related abuse of stars by their managers in TV.

It caused poor Pete Hamm to kill himself in despair because his manager screwed Badfinger so thoroughly.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

288 People still hanging onto the idea that Trump is protecting powerful Epstein clients, including Trump himself.
--
One's position on the Epstein files is literally an IQ test.

A great sorter of who actually thinks and who just regurgitates.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 01:04 PM (73/SM)

289 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.
Posted by: gp


I always thought she was a squirrel.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

290 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.

She seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

291 I've long held that Herbert Blomstedt should pass the baton to a sprightly 80 year old conductor.

Posted by: I'n a Carrier, Not A Conductor at May 18, 2026 01:04 PM (oftw2)

292 Go powder your wig and cringe before some minor princeling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:59 PM (HdYcL)


Touché!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:04 PM (iERP6)

293 217 200 Your cast is dangerously lacking representation from the disabled and queer communities. Might I recommend adding Aariana Rose Philip to the cast? https://tinyurl.com/yk74tdek

As Wikipedia helpfully summarizes, "In 2018, she became the first Black, transgender, and physically disabled model to ever be represented by a major modeling agency, and has since modeled in several major high fashion photo shoots and campaigns."

She(?)'s strong and powerful, so she should be the plantation master.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)

She gets to drive the whip for the slave traders.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 01:05 PM (qx7Zg)

294 285 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.
Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (N8ZBc)

Oh, the nicotine soaked bag of tanning bed antlers has chimed in?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 01:05 PM (bss/y)

295 285 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.
Posted by: gp
========
She is done with any relevance anymore. The old outrage gig on the right became old while her enthusiasms for the likes of Chris Christie and others of his ilk became apparent.

About like Hugh Hewitt chirping about crap with his model politician being Mitt Romney.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

296 294 285 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.
Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (N8ZBc)



Not worth a thing... She's so last... Century

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 01:06 PM (FtULh)

297 Why do you hate God and Beauty, CBD?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 01:00 PM (bss/y)


The late 19th century was a sad reflection of the glory of 1770-1820.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:06 PM (iERP6)

298 I keep trying to work in a witty '>' comment about Neal Cassady, but haven't managed...

Posted by: Jack Kerouac at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (XeU6L)

299 And your completely mystifying and incomprehensible enjoyment of late 19th century classical music can be hidden from the world...as it should be!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iERP6)

Ooooh, Lil Pooky will FIGHT you on that one! Be warned-he's been doing chinups since he was twelve months old and has an iron grip.

Posted by: pookysgirl, popping the popcorn at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (Wt5PA)

300 > There's absolutely no way to manly consume a corndog and I felt really self conscious about it.

Maybe eating it like corn on a cob is better?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM
***********
So it's a food thread now?

Posted by: Just Got Here at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (2Ez/1)

301 I have never eaten a Corn Dog.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (9maW1)

302 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.
---
Imagine being in 2026 and paying to read what she writes ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (73/SM)

303 Nothing more dangerous than a lame duck GOP senator. They can let the mask drop and screw Trump over at every turn.

Cassidy has a lucrative MSM gig waiting for him if he plays the part.

Posted by: Jose at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (V6W16)

304 280 Fuentes and Milo would make a nice couple. Until they killed each other
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:02 PM (gu0hJ)

They were already together (That's what led to all the Kanye West shit), and have long since parted ways with each other.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)

305 The late 19th century was a sad reflection of the glory of 1770-1820.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Oh, so you're one of those.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

306 303 Nothing more dangerous than a lame duck GOP senator. They can let the mask drop and screw Trump over at every turn.

Cassidy was already doing that so.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (FtULh)

307 "There's absolutely no way to manly consume a corndog and I felt really self conscious about it."

Sack up and eat the stick too. Waste nothing.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (N8ZBc)

308 Just do it while you're alone.
And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (2Ez/1)

309 It's very difficult to sit in a cafe, wearing a beret, smoking a Gaulois, and snap your fingers to the beat of Brahms.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)


https://youtu.be/MEA5H2ypKS4

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (iERP6)

310 Actually, the music of rebellious yoof being performed by 80-year-old relics strikes me as more than a little ludicrous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The music of rebellion makes you wanna rage

But it's made by millionaires who are nearly twice your age

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (1Dfhf)

311 Posted by: Jose at May 18, 2026 01:08 PM (V6W16)

More like a lobbyist for Pfizer. He has all that experience.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (wGerL)

312 >>Sack up and eat the stick too. Waste nothing.


Fiber is good for your gut.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (9maW1)

313 I have never eaten a Corn Dog.
Posted by: garrett

They're fantastic. But, being over 29, I can't eat them anymore.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

314 Ann Coulter was great when she was funny and irreverent. She did a new thing. Then around 2010 she plunged into depths of ridiculous stupidity.

Her well footnoted tomes were immensely informative about the domestic commies among other things, and Godless in particular was a fucking riot.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (GD4ux)

315 Mitt looks like a patrician politician out of central casting. He had/has the political spine of a wet noodle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (gu0hJ)

316 Faux Conservative Grifters, they come and go. Talking Heads are mercenaries, almost universally.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (LfdGE)

317 “You’re either on the Bus or off the bus!”

Posted by: Furthur at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (o0flu)

318 293 217 200 Your cast is dangerously lacking representation from the disabled and queer communities. Might I recommend adding Aariana Rose Philip to the cast? https://tinyurl.com/yk74tdek

As Wikipedia helpfully summarizes, "In 2018, she became the first Black, transgender, and physically disabled model to ever be represented by a major modeling agency, and has since modeled in several major high fashion photo shoots and campaigns."

She(?)'s strong and powerful, so she should be the plantation master.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 18, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)

SheIt gets to drive the whip for the slave traders.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 01:05 PM (qx7Zg)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (qx7Zg)

319 About like Hugh Hewitt chirping about crap with his model politician being Mitt Romney.
---
"A Morman in the White House" basically repeated a thousand different ways made into a book.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (73/SM)

320 Never got the big deal about corn dogs.

They're meh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (F8sQr)

321 I have never eaten a Corn Dog.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (9maW1)


Ace says differently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (iERP6)

322 >>They're fantastic.

I have made it this far...

and, if baseball taught me anything it is to NEVER fuck with a Streak.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (9maW1)

323 288 People still hanging onto the idea that Trump is protecting powerful Epstein clients, including Trump himself.
--
One's position on the Epstein files is literally an IQ test.

A great sorter of who actually thinks and who just regurgitates.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======
Most of them, not all are fixated on blaming Israel and a secret cabal of Jews for all of society's ills. That is what is driving the Epstein hate and fixation. Sort of like Dan Brown's crackpot shit about Catholics.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (E4rtv)

324 How long before the Marshal Petain of the Senate Republicans, John Thune, can be challenged for the leadership?

Posted by: Paco at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (2L+MU)

325 The adjective 'manly' confounds the adverb '-ly' rule.
"Mannily eat the corn dog, you f'n pussy!"

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (N8ZBc)

326 "There's absolutely no way to manly consume a corndog and I felt really self conscious about it."


When I was finally double-dog dared to eat a corndog at a county fair, it tasted worse than I had feared.

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (5rh/l)

327
The late 19th century was a sad reflection of the glory of 1770-1820.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


What are pygmies like Brahms, Bruckner, Verdi and Wagner next to immortals like Grétry, Cherubini, Méhul and Spontini?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (HdYcL)

328 >>Ace says differently.


Between you and me...


He's thinking of a Pig in a Blanket.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (9maW1)

329 May Cassidy go the way of Larry "Unhappy" Hogan, who has become a quiet non-entity in politics after his anti-Trump all the anti-time shtick didn't get him a Senate seat. There were rumblings about trying for governor of MD again, but those rumors were squashed at the beginning of the year.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (4h45B)

330 Mitt looks like a patrician politician out of central casting. He had/has the political spine of a wet noodle
---
He wanted to be the mayor in a live-action remake of the original Red Dawn.

Or the real-life version.

he isn't picky.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (73/SM)

331 320 Never got the big deal about corn dogs.

They're meh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM
--------------
Sittin' right here, boss.

Posted by: Moonpies at May 18, 2026 01:12 PM (2Ez/1)

332 The movie records how an Antebellum Southern Plantation was operated, with all its cruelty exposed.

Saw on Insty this morning that Croatia's song for Eurovision this year was explicitly about Muslims enslaving Eastern Europeans (the reason the word "Slavic" exists). That made it very popular with Eastern Europeans and very unpopular with the EU, Macron, and Starmer. Obama's best friend Erdogan apparently filed a formal protest.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

333
I have never eaten a Corn Dog.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:07 PM (9maW1)


Is that what's they're calling them now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)

334 >>When I was finally double-dog dared to eat a corndog at a county fair, it tasted worse than I had feared.


This is my suspicion. Corn Meal and a cheap Hot Dog? What could you expect it to taste like, besides awful?

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:12 PM (9maW1)

335 Coulter..Her defense of the sex perv is kinda ludicrous. For example, she says that he never voted against he SAVE act! Riiiiiight. He just voted for the rule that would not allow it to get a floor vote! How clever! How transparent, Ann. And the rest of her "defense" is in similar vein. It almost reads like a parody.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

336 The late 19th century was a sad reflection of the glory of 1770-1820.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:06 PM (iERP6)

Still better than the early 20th.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 01:13 PM (bss/y)

337 Most of them, not all are fixated on blaming Israel and a secret cabal of Jews for all of society's ills. That is what is driving the Epstein hate and fixation. Sort of like Dan Brown's crackpot shit about Catholics.

Ironically one thing you get out of Epstein's emails - he didn't like Israel and he didn't like observant Judaism either.

He was close with Ehud Barak, but that guy was Israel's non-gay Obama so its like all the lefty pols here he was friends with.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

338 What are pygmies like Brahms, Bruckner, Verdi and Wagner next to immortals like Grétry, Cherubini, Méhul and Spontini?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 01:11 PM (HdYcL)


I'll give you Joe Green...he could write a tune. Brahms is excellent, but ultimately second-tier. The others? Eh.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:14 PM (iERP6)

339 314 Ann Coulter was great when she was funny and irreverent. She did a new thing. Then around 2010 she plunged into depths of ridiculous stupidity.

Her well footnoted tomes were immensely informative about the domestic commies among other things, and Godless in particular was a fucking riot.
Posted by: ...
=======
No unknown for writers to go off the deep end.

PJ O'Rourke voted for Hillary before he died, Wodehouse symped for the Not Sees on air, Thomas Paine decided to take on religion as the ultimate evil and got chased out of multiple countries. And so on.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

340 Fiber is good for your gut.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (9maW1)

Do you know what else is good for your gut?

Posted by: Kamala at May 18, 2026 01:14 PM (GD4ux)

341 Ace says differently.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM


Ace went on a date with Allahpundit, so make it what he says as you will.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

342 Yes, technically he never voted agains the SAVE act. Because he did not allow it to get a vote ! See, this is just like Pratt living with parents bullshit, Ann. BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN AND PREVENTED HIM FROM REBUILDING!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)

343 I'd keep the "I felt gay eating a corndog" stuff to a minimum. Moving on.

A good corndog is harder to find than a good onion ring, and a good onion ring is hard to find.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 01:15 PM (cS1cw)

344 Do Real Men eat bananas?

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 01:16 PM (LfdGE)

345 It is difficult to pretend to be an original thinker, when in effect one is not. So they go off the deep end.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

346 I wouldn't be surprised to hear Ann had been sampling Massie's corndog. It's seemed to have made the rounds.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 01:17 PM (3uBP9)

347 We don't need that type of disgusting in the party.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)


He appears to vote with the Democrats more than anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 01:18 PM (rbvCR)

348 Ann or the corndog?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 01:18 PM (2GVsD)

349 Do Real Men eat bananas?

It's great to wash down a carburetor! And then you can call a pick 6!

Posted by: Tim Walz, giving life experience to 13 year old boys at May 18, 2026 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

350 Ace, could you do a post on the possibility of prying Lindsey Graham out of his seat?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2026 01:18 PM (w6EFb)

351 Vocal talent-wise:

Taylor Momsen>>>>>>Taylor Swift

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2026 01:18 PM (PSEDc)

352 Ironically one thing you get out of Epstein's emails - he didn't like Israel and he didn't like observant Judaism either.

He was close with Ehud Barak, but that guy was Israel's non-gay Obama so its like all the lefty pols here he was friends with.
Posted by: 18-1
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Epstein was a con man who screwed everyone around him is my conclusion. Never the sort you actually want in intel as an agent. I can see intel and law enforcement used him as an asset (informer or facilitator) but not as an agent because the blowback would be vast from such a guy and the risk he would try to blackmail the IC or FBI. Using him to provide information or facilitate a transaction to launder money for an IC op, I can see them doing that as the IC uses fronts all the time to limit blowback for what they do.

Same as how both the IC and law enforcement use other criminals because otherwise that world is pretty insular and shut off unless you smuggle in an undercover agent at great risk.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 01:19 PM (E4rtv)

353 336 The late 19th century was a sad reflection of the glory of 1770-1820.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:06 PM (iERP6)

Still better than the early 20th.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 01:13 PM (bss/y)


Memorable music and songs from the first twenty years of the 20th Century?

All I've got is "Over There," Mademoiselle from Armentieres," and "It's a Long Way to Tipperary."

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 01:19 PM (5rh/l)

354 Not only did Massie have "Cow Money", he had a #BonerPhone...

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

355 Do Real Men eat bananas?
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 01:16 PM (LfdGE)

Not when there is another man in the room.

But, if it's unavoidable, never make eye contact.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2026 01:19 PM (PSEDc)

356 If drill instructor R Lee Ermey found a corn dog in your footlocker, you would be in a World Of Shit.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:20 PM (N8ZBc)

357
Graham has had something pried out of his seat.

Don't think to deeply what was pried out, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 01:20 PM (3ek7K)

358 295 285 FWIW, Ann Coulter defends Massie in her latest substack.
Posted by: gp
========
She is done with any relevance anymore. The old outrage gig on the right became old while her enthusiasms for the likes of Chris Christie and others of his ilk became apparent.

It's never too late! Have you considered praising Islam?!?!?!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (JCZqz)

359 Art of Noise > Angine de Poitrine

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)

360
Ace, could you do a post on the possibility of prying Lindsey Graham out of his seat?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2026 01:18 PM (w6EFb)


Miss Lindsey inherited Strom's constituency machine. If you provide the smoosh, they'll never vote you out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (HdYcL)

361 nood

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (N8ZBc)

362 new thread up

Posted by: Ann at May 18, 2026 01:21 PM (SHHm+)

363 343 I'd keep the "I felt gay eating a corndog" stuff to a minimum. Moving on.

A good corndog is harder to find than a good onion ring, and a good onion ring is hard to find.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 18, 2026 01:15 PM (cS1cw)


Near impossible to find good restaurant/fast food onion rings nowadays. Sad. Late 70s to early 80s were peak restaurant great onion rings in my opinion.

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)

364 What's driving Epstein is that it's an op and being driven.

The story had a ton of potential energy and Trump was maybe gonna get close so they decided to hang the whole thing on him through a series of plants, planned lies and escapades. And *maybe* an AG pulling some otherwise very inexplicable weirdness about it.

And the plan was to use that story to weight down the second term like Russia before it. Trump put a stop to a lot of it by not allowing it to bifurcate his following. But you can't stop talk shows, news, and so-called "comedy" from harping on about whatever they want.

But make no mistake - Bondi's little maneuver was a nice little molotov cocktail to start the whole thing off. Whether purposeful or just through dire naivete we won't know. But I think I know.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (GD4ux)

365 Phoebe Cates showing Jennifer Jason Leigh how to eat a banana in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Sigh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (gu0hJ)

366 https://youtu.be/MEA5H2ypKS4

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 01:09 PM (iERP6)


Wow, that's really good.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

367 NOOD - "Feeding our Future" fraud

Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (Dg7ng)

368
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)


You might find life more rewarding if you found something to be passionate for, instead of against.

Groypers are passionate against things also. You shouldn't act like them because you think that is a path to power. The power you get is just the sort of power they have, the power to destroy.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

369 Had no idea Johannes Brahms was a Pygmy. The things you learn around here.

Posted by: Musica Para Tu at May 18, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)

370 "Phoebe Cates showing Jennifer Jason Leigh how to eat a banana in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Sigh"

Carrot, not nana.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 01:23 PM (N8ZBc)

371 Never got the big deal about corn dogs.

They're meh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2026 01:10 PM (F8sQr)

--They're fair fare, made to eat without sitting down.

I enjoyed walking up to Nordsee restaurants in Vienna to grab fish and chips in a cone made of paper stylized to resemble newsprint. A tourist's best sustenance when he doesn't want to waste daylight waiting for service.

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2026 01:24 PM (jo6FO)

372 "tenting" sigh... why must the english language taunt me so?

Tenting Corndogs - a decent name for a garage punk band.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (3uBP9)

373 Epstein was a con man who screwed everyone around him is my conclusion. Never the sort you actually want in intel as an agent.

Agreed. I think Mike Benz is right in that the real action around him is in the classified CIA files, not the FBI files that were released. And I also think there was ultimately less going on with him then pretty much anyone suspects. He was likely cut loose after Iran-Contra and then did private grifting from there, maybe without telling people he no longer actually represented FedGov.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

374 Run against this whole Party - with a new one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 01:28 PM (BI5O2)

375 352 Epstein was a con man who screwed everyone around him is my conclusion. Never the sort you actually want in intel as an agent. I can see intel and law enforcement used him as an asset (informer or facilitator) but not as an agent...- whig

I agree. An informant (of more or less dubious reliability), perhaps; an agent, never.

Posted by: Paco at May 18, 2026 01:34 PM (2L+MU)

376 I do find it strange that folks are bitching about Cassidy being "punished."
That's exactly what this is. Wanker took a shot at Trump with his impeachment vote and then Trump won the Presidency for the third time, and his HHS tomfoolery (those are the things I know about)
Now you're gonna take this sh*t sandwich and you're gonna eat it.

Also, the people of the great state of Louisiana completely Liz Cheney'd this f*cker. He didn't come in a close second. Two folks beat the brakes off him in the primary. Seems the people of his state did not feel themselves effectively represented by him.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at May 18, 2026 01:55 PM (Iwv3U)

377 I cut and pasted and saved the comment about elected officials only conferring with us ONCE, when they are elected, and never more. Hit the nail on the Head!

Posted by: CloseTheFed at May 18, 2026 02:01 PM (lZILf)

378 Cassidy always remembered a Louisiana zombie.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 02:36 PM (k8xm0)

379 "Trump dominates the party."

No, he fucking doesn't. WE dominate the party, and Trump is proposing polices WE favor. Cassdidy defied what WE wanted.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 02:37 PM (k8xm0)

380 In addition to his corruption, his smile is evil in that clip on FOX. Demonic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 02:53 PM (WONhk)

381 95 In other good news, Bruce Springsteen is having real problems selling his overpriced tickets for his current tour.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I've heard a number of tours are having issues.

Everyone saw Taylor Swift getting stupid money and they all tried the same thing.

Going to a concert of even a big act in the 90's was like $30. It's now like $400-$500

In 1969 I saw Led Zeppelin at the Yale Bowl in New Haven. Ticket was $5.00. LOL

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at May 18, 2026 03:58 PM (jQpx0)

382 Cassidy needed to go.

Posted by: Quartermaster at May 18, 2026 06:29 PM (UOf2j)

THE MORNING RANT: Supreme Court Rules that Freight Brokers Can Be Sued for Hiring Negligent Trucking Companies; Shady Foreign Carriers Hardest Hit?

Spreme Court Truckers Brokers.png

There was a blockbuster 9-0 Supreme Court ruling last week that may cause a major shakeout in the trucking and logistics industries. It should also help in further ridding our roadways of unqualified foreign drivers.

As a result of this unanimous ruling, if trucking brokers* don’t perform some “reasonable” level of due diligence on the safety of the carriers they hire, those brokers can be held liable for damages caused by the trucking companies whom they have contracted.

(*The role of a trucking broker is to match those who are shipping goods with freight haulers who have available capacity. The broker’s cut is the difference between the amount paid by the shipper and the amount accepted by the freight carrier.)

With the complicity of blue states that have pretty much been granting CDLs (commercial driver’s licenses) to any foreign national requesting a license, our highways have been overrun with unsafe rigs driven by non-citizens. Many of these drivers can’t even read English road signs, and many clearly don’t know how to operate the trucks they’re driving. The highway carnage has forced President Trump’s Transportation Department to aggressively push back against this foreign invasion.

The SCOTUS ruling is certainly going to help, as it will disincentivize brokers from hiring the “chameleon carriers” that keep springing up whenever a shady operation is shut down. The way the system had been operating is that if a high-risk carrier using an unqualified driver was in a bad wreck, the operation would technically go out of business, but it would immediately re-brand with the same drivers and equipment as a new legal entity with no operating history.

The lack of an operating history should now be a non-starter for those brokers who might hire these chameleon trucking companies.

Wrecks have always happened and always will. There are typically several hundred thousand accidents of some sort each year involving large trucks, and several thousand deaths. A broker should not be held liable for occurrences that are statistically guaranteed to happen. But some carriers have much worse records than others. A broker can and should be held liable for disregarding a poor safety record. As Justice Kavanaugh noted, “they [brokers] have a strong incentive to do business only with safe and reliable motor carriers.”

As documented at Freightwaves:

The question a jury will now be permitted to ask in every state in America is whether the broker exercised reasonable care in selecting the carrier. That means: Did you check the carrier’s safety record? Was the carrier’s FMCSA data available to you? Did the data show elevated crash rates, conditional safety ratings, high out-of-service percentages, or prior enforcement history? Did you have a documented process for evaluating carrier safety? Or did you book the cheapest truck and move on?

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If a broker has no documented carrier vetting process, that absence is itself evidence.

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The Supreme Court told the freight industry something today that it should have already known. If you pick the carrier, you own the choice. Document it. Defend it. Or answer for it.

There is going to be a great deal of confusion in the short term. There is concern that legitimate small carriers will have difficulty booking loads if brokers are scared of not hiring highly-vetted, large-scale carriers. Meanwhile, brokers have generally only had nominal amounts of liability insurance, so they’ll be scrambling in coming weeks to obtain new liability coverage from insurance providers who will also need to sort out just what it is they’ll be insuring.

Amidst all this chaos I see a great opportunity for some entity to create a ratings agency for trucking companies. I’ve spent much of my career looking at business reports from Dunn & Bradstreet and credit ratings from Moody’s and the like. If I were an executive at one of those companies, I’d already be organizing a team to create a trucking carrier credit rating system. It would be a one-stop website where trucking companies could upload their organizational and operating histories, and where brokers could subscribe to verify that a carrier meets the broker’s risk appetite. If the big credit agencies aren’t going to create such a clearinghouse, there is an entrepreneurial opportunity waiting there for some tech bro (or gal) with an understanding of the trucking business.

Despite the short-term upheaval, this Supreme Court ruling is welcome, since the old system had incentivized the explosion of illegitimate trucking companies using unqualified foreign drivers.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Hey-o!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:00 AM (X8xt3)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

3 Let's hope this decision transforms hat has become a CF of trucking industry thanks to foreign drivers and fly-by-night overseas trucking companies.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:01 AM (X8xt3)

4 Sitting around last 1 1/2 waiting for delivery guy

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 11:02 AM (RTk5T)

5 Lot lizards hardest hit

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 11:02 AM (Kt19C)

6 9-0? No dissent from the retards?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:02 AM (GpPpW)

7 >>> As Justice Kavanaugh noted, “they [brokers] have a strong incentive to do business only with safe and reliable motor carriers.”

I do wonder how this is going to affect the USPS, who IIRC had an initiative to use safe and reliable motor carriers for the mail contracts until they realized the entire logistics web depended on chameleon and unlicensed carriers, and the Postmaster decided to put the initiative on the back burner until they could figure out how to do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 11:02 AM (rbvCR)

8 Wonder how this will affect Amazon?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)

9 hope this decision transforms hat

A festive little hat?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 11:03 AM (Kt19C)

10 To the boner phone!

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:03 AM (gKWVE)

11 IIRC, it's the loopholes in the laws that permitted this issue to become a real problem. Have those been addressed at DoT?

Otherwise, the onus is just being kicked down the road.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 11:03 AM (jehhT)

12 So, no more AAAAAAHHHHHINDUBABAAAAAAA?

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 11:04 AM (FpHTM)

13 >>A festive little hat?

hat = what
My "w" key is sticking. Annoying.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)

14
Swift

Sure Wish I'd Finished Training
Stevy Wonder Institute For Trucking
Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic
Stop Whining, I'm F---- Trying
Sure, We're Insured For That

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 11:04 AM (HdYcL)

15 And no no a trucking company, my delivery guy

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 11:05 AM (RTk5T)

16 This is a great ruling.

Sadly, serious damage has been done. Legitimate carriers and self-employed were run out of the business by these lawless companies.

It will take a long time for the industry to recover. (Likely with massive companies instead of independent truckers.)

I have to guess that was part of the plan. Small companies can't be controlled as well as large ones. (That's why COVID was used to kill off as many small businesses as well.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2026 11:06 AM (N1tpc)

17
Quality Learing Center for Trucking

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 11:06 AM (HdYcL)

18 Problem is the Leftists Lawyers will open this wide open with lawsuits in EVERY accident

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 11:06 AM (RTk5T)

19 There needs to be a driver credit rating company too.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 11:07 AM (ZFqKB)

20 How does this affect the unknown stranger in a beat up Camry that puts an Amazon package on my front porch at 4:30 am?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)

21 >There was a blockbuster 9-0 Supreme Court ruling last week ...
----
how did they get Katangy Jackson on board for a unanimous ruling

Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:07 AM (ZxPkt)

22 This is a fantastic ruling, and a bit surprising too. It seems like SCOTUS is holding brokers to a very high standard that might not be true of other middlemen.

But anything that pushes illegals and incompetents out of the trucking industry is a good thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 11:08 AM (iERP6)

23 Thanks for explaining what a trucking broker does, Buck. I had been working about that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

24 Numerous reports on youtube of massive blast in Israel yesterday but none from reputable sources. Except Larry Johnson is talking about it so there might be something to it.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 18, 2026 11:09 AM (AGz65)

25 Does this mean my CDL I got from California is no good?

Posted by: Babu Jamayanta Patel, illegal immigrant who votes at May 18, 2026 11:09 AM (mC7bQ)

26 if 1960s country music tells us anything, it's that truck drivers are and should be red-blooded Americans

Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:09 AM (ZxPkt)

27 This is a good decision and this post is mostly well-written, but we feel that we have been unduly slandered.

Posted by: Chameleons Everywhere at May 18, 2026 11:09 AM (oftw2)

28 how did they get Katangy Jackson on board for a unanimous ruling
Posted by: Don Black
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Alcohol.

Posted by: ValuRite at May 18, 2026 11:09 AM (2Ez/1)

29 A well run railroad could solve this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:10 AM (GpPpW)

30 21 how did they get Katangy Jackson on board for a unanimous ruling
Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:07 AM (ZxPkt)

By only telling her it was about being able to sue corporations.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 11:10 AM (FpHTM)

31
I'm a kiss stealin'
wheelin' dealin'
truck-drivin' sonofagun

Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:10 AM (ZxPkt)

32 >>Amidst all this chaos I see a great opportunity for some entity to create a ratings agency for trucking companies.


The entries for the "No Name Given" companies and the "No Name Given" drivers will be illuminating!!
/s
https://tinyurl.com/yh4ut5h5
https://tinyurl.com/msrnmdjc

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:10 AM (X8xt3)

33 >> if 1960s country music tells us anything, it's that truck drivers are and should be red-blooded Americans

And Burt Reynolds demonstrated that, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:11 AM (X8xt3)

34 Bear from BJ and the bear could get a CDL today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:11 AM (GpPpW)

35 Know who else liked well run railroads?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at May 18, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)

36 The Spaniard?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:12 AM (GpPpW)

37 Or, maybe this will pave the way for the driverless trucks they've been pushing for years?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:13 AM (X8xt3)

38
I just passed a Jimmy and a White
I'm passin' everything in sight

Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxPkt)

39 Franco.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:13 AM (GpPpW)

40 Maybe yes. Maybe no.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:13 AM (Cqx++)

41
Supreme Court Rules that Freight Brokers Can Be Sued for Hiring Negligent Trucking Companies; Shady Foreign Carriers Hardest Hit?


As The Good Book says, "Sikh and ye shall fine."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 11:13 AM (s9VOe)

42 Sikhs can carry knives in Saudi Britain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:14 AM (GpPpW)

43
Know who else liked well run railroads?
Posted by: Shifty eyes


Hobos.

And makers of fine hobo jerky.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 11:14 AM (s9VOe)

44
I just passed a Jimmy and a White
I'm passin' everything in sight
Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind


Don't pass until you see the eyes of the Whites.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:14 AM (Cqx++)

45 SCOTUS is holding brokers to a very high standard that might not be true of other middlemen.

Yet. Lower courts absolutely will look at this ruling (9-0!) and deal with other brokers accordingly. Like in real estate and insurance.
It only started with trucking because the abuses were so egregious and deadly, but it is going to trickle elsewhere.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:15 AM (gKWVE)

46 >>Know who else liked well run railroads?


Dagny Taggart?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 11:15 AM (X8xt3)

47 Thx Buck. The decision was so obvious that even KBJ joined in.
The impact of AI on the trucking industry should be interesting. In theory should make it more efficient and get rid from f incompetent drivers. In theory

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 11:16 AM (gu0hJ)

48 Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:16 AM (GpPpW)

49 I'm fine with this ruling, but it will almost certainly make shipping more expensive, and I know who's going to pay for that. We've essentially been trading safety and quality for low price in many, many ways for a long while now. I'd rather have things be less affordable and have American manufacturing, for example. But I do wonder to what extent the public is willing to have less to achieve these kinds of goals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2026 11:16 AM (yfRPb)

50 I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.

In the next decade it will be Cannibal Country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 11:16 AM (2GVsD)

51 Well, my broker is E. F. Hutton. And E. F. Hutton says…

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

52 Truckers will be replaced by AI in a few years anyway.

Posted by: Sid at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (ogUsD)

53
how did they get Katangy Jackson on board for a unanimous ruling
Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind


They offered her a speaking and singing part as The Bandit's side piece in the upcoming Broadway production of "Smokey and the Bandit"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (s9VOe)

54 Problem is the Leftists Lawyers will open this wide open with lawsuits in EVERY accident
Posted by: Skip
______

Spurious lawsuits were supposed to be addressed by FRCP 11 and the state rule counterparts. But it never gets applied. Never. We might be better off going with the English rule of loser pays attorney fees and costs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (XvL8K)

55 >>@JustTheNews
·
4m
>>Judge rules Mangione 'manifesto' and gun can be used as evidence in murder trial

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (viF8m)

56 By the way, my cinnamon rolls are done and frosted, and I am having a small issue about waiting until my wife gets up instead of dancing in the kitchen over the sink moaning in ecstasy while shoveling them into my mouth.

Which is necessary since they are hot enough to blister my tongue.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (rbvCR)

57 maybe danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸
@maybedanielleee
Good brokers doing good things will be the winners. Bad brokers doing bad things will be the losers.

Good carriers (regardless of size) doing good things will be the winners. Bad carriers doing bad things will be the losers.
4:39 PM · May 14, 2026
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Maybe a template for other policy?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:18 AM (RIvkX)

58
I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.

In the next decade it will be Cannibal Country.
Posted by: Anna Puma


That's regression to the mean in action right there, folks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 11:18 AM (s9VOe)

59 I had an Army issued CDL and 30,000 accident free miles. Drivers badge. I hated it when I was in. I was tasked to every driver job that came down the pipe. Driving some bussload of assholes to parade duty or whatever.
I was told when I got out that all I needed to do was go to the DMV and present the paperwork with my licence and I'd get my CDL with all my endorsements. It was a federal CDL.
I go the DMV after being offered a local dirt route driving tripples in the evening and hand my shit over. Girl slides me a book and says study this and schedual a test. Bring your truck.
Dude couldn't stop the route for me.
Now they just hand them to anybody.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM (ZFqKB)

60 52 Truckers will be replaced by AI in a few years anyway.
Posted by: Sid at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (ogUsD)


Holy shit, Sid said something intelligent.
Well, almost intelligent. The brokers will be AI. The trucks will have self-driving software which I think will technically not be "AI" as such.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM (gKWVE)

61 29 A well run railroad could solve this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:10 AM (GpPpW)

This. I don't much care if we have high speed trains, but it would be fantastic to have widespread rail travel as an alternative to flying.

Posted by: moki at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM (wLjpr)

62 Oil inching upwards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM (GpPpW)

63 56 By the way, my cinnamon rolls are done and frosted, and I am having a small issue about waiting until my wife gets up instead of dancing in the kitchen over the sink moaning in ecstasy while shoveling them into my mouth.

Which is necessary since they are hot enough to blister my tongue.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (rbvCR)

I generally prefer ones that are glazed to ones that have cream cheese on them. But like 95% of the ones one finds pre-made have cream cheese.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM (FpHTM)

64 Good morning! Is it just me or did the boxes go away? I see hyperlinks for the comment number but no boxes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM (3Ope8)

65
Which is necessary since they are hot enough to blister my tongue.
Posted by: Kindltot


"... Maybe get a blister on my finger;
maybe get a blister on my tongue."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 11:20 AM (s9VOe)

66 60 The trucks will have self-driving software which I think will technically not be "AI" as such.

indeed. it'll be remote-control software operated by drivers in bangalore.

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2026 11:21 AM (sGtp+)

67 Wonder if the judge is worried he'll be shot next if Mangione is convicted.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:21 AM (gKWVE)

68 Gray boxes still there. Maybe you mean nic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 11:21 AM (GpPpW)

69 22 "This is a fantastic ruling, and a bit surprising too. It seems like SCOTUS is holding brokers to a very high standard that might not be true of other middlemen."
---------
My sense reading a couple of articles on this is that trucking used to be a high trust industry where people did not worry about lots of regulations. But then we imported the third world from low trust societies and so now high trust industries are overrun with corruption and fraud, and so all middlemen will end being held to higher standards because the days of self-policing are over as long as Somali pirates are in our midst.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 11:21 AM (Dg7ng)

70 Otherwise, the onus is just being kicked down the road.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Somebody's gonna have a sore onus.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:22 AM (1Dfhf)

71 I generally prefer ones that are glazed to ones that have cream cheese on them. But like 95% of the ones one finds pre-made have cream cheese.
Posted by: XTC
=====
Less fat in cream cheese icing.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:23 AM (E4rtv)

72 17 Quality Learing Center for Trucking

quality tucking center

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2026 11:24 AM (sGtp+)

73 Holy shit, Sid said something intelligent.
Well, almost intelligent.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:19 AM


*checks out window for aerial pork*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:24 AM (bFu5X)

74 >>Wonder if the judge is worried he'll be shot next if Mangione is convicted.

They have the gun. They have his manifesto. They have him on tape pulling the trigger.

What possible defense can Mangione's lawyers use?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)

75 73 *checks out window for aerial pork*

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: f-35 at May 18, 2026 11:25 AM (sGtp+)

76 quality tucking center
Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2026 11:24 AM


Go on...

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at May 18, 2026 11:25 AM (bFu5X)

77 We could rate trolls on a scale of intelligence,an all inclusive list, even historical, might be interesting.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:25 AM (Gqar8)

78 Less fat in cream cheese icing.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:23 AM
----
Fat is flavor.

Posted by: Paula Deen at May 18, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)

79 73 *checks out window for aerial pork*

this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: f-35 at May 18, 2026 11:25 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:26 AM (bFu5X)

80 Problem is the Leftists Lawyers will open this wide open with lawsuits in EVERY accident
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 11:06 AM (RTk5T)

Unfortunately, industries that don't police themselves end up with extra laws applied and those laws are more onerous than if they'd taken care of their problem people themselves.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:26 AM (lFFaq)

81 Flavorful lard.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:26 AM (Gqar8)

82 Happy Monday! I hope yours started more auspiciously than mine - I had my shirt on inside out for my 6a class.

As your fashion maven, I know I have let all of you down with such a mishap.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 11:27 AM (OoFl2)

83 how did they get Katangy Jackson on board for a unanimous ruling
Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind
----------

I imagine a ruling that positively impacts trial lawyers was something she could understand this time.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2026 11:27 AM (G0vdT)

84 I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Roads and power lines and water treatment plants are all White Supremacy!!!

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (1Dfhf)

85 84 I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Roads and power lines and water treatment plants are all White Supremacy!!!
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (1Dfhf)

Long way around to say Kill the Boer.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (Gqar8)

86 Less fat in cream cheese icing.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:23 AM

Compared to icing? Icing is nearly 100% sugar and sugar has no fat.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (lFFaq)

87
I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.

In the next decade it will be Cannibal Country.


Replace the internet with jungle drums.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (Cqx++)

88 First, get a stick of butter.

Posted by: Paula Deen at May 18, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)

89 My sense reading a couple of articles on this is that trucking used to be a high trust industry where people did not worry about lots of regulations. But then we imported the third world from low trust societies and so now high trust industries are overrun with corruption and fraud, and so all middlemen will end being held to higher standards because the days of self-policing are over as long as Somali pirates are in our midst.
Posted by: the lower depths

Interstate trucking was highly regulated until the Carter era with the Interstate Commerce Commission. Rates, who could enter the job, unionized drivers (Teamsters) etc. Same as the airlines. Deregulation made it cheaper for truckers with non unionized firms springing up to take business from the old unionized firms. I think Yellow Freight was the last to fall of those.

But the relatively high trust environment continued as long as Americans were the primary drivers, brokers, etc.

Open borders, endless 'refugee' streams, etc. broke that model as it has for other fields. Economic migrants have little incentive to actually acclimate, especially if they are embedded in a critical mass of their own societies back home.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

90 Small Carriers: "But how will we compete with big, highly vetted, well staffed companies?"

Swift: Exists

Small Carriers: "...ah. Nevermind..."

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 11:29 AM (OUMaO)

91 I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Roads and power lines and water treatment plants are all White Supremacy!!!
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM


The Palis did that in Gaza. I expect it will work out equally well in Africa.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:29 AM (bFu5X)

92 Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 11:27 AM (OoFl2)

At least it was early enough you could claim to have been dressing in the dark.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:30 AM (lFFaq)

93 Due diligence...

We asked the trucking company if all their drivers had government issued licenses. Why, if we can't trust the government to ensure that drivers are qualified, who can we trust?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

94 86 Less fat in cream cheese icing.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:23 AM

Compared to icing? Icing is nearly 100% sugar and sugar has no fat.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (lFFaq)

I read it as whig being uncharacteristically ironic.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)

95 Thx Buck. The decision was so obvious that even KBJ joined in.

Seriously, that tells me it must have been the legal slam dunk to end all legal slam dunks.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 11:31 AM (OUMaO)

96 I see some ANC savage saying they must 'decolonize' the infrastructure in South Africa.
Posted by: Anna Puma

------

A bunch of literal retards that would still be living in mud huts and yeeting spears at each other if whitey hadn't come build a virtual paradise on the land they never figured out how to cultivate because they're retards.

South Africa's current government is the living embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face. They'd be happy to return to living in mud huts if it means they get retribution on whitey for saving them from themselves for a few decade.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 11:32 AM (oqH4h)

97 Compared to icing? Icing is nearly 100% sugar and sugar has no fat.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
=======
Cream cheese icing has less butterfat than buttercream icing. Same as if you substitute yogurt in cooking for other fat (usually seed oils nowadays) binders like in salad dressings.

The fat is the binder for the sugar whether in cheese or butter and allows it to be spread easily versus the granular or powdery nature of sugar (confectioners versus processed/raw sugar granules).

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

98 Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar

Ah. Haven't finished my cup of coffee substitute yet, so easy to believe I missed nuance.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:33 AM (lFFaq)

99 82 Happy Monday! I hope yours started more auspiciously than mine - I had my shirt on inside out for my 6a class.

As your fashion maven, I know I have let all of you down with such a mishap.
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 11:27 AM (OoFl2)

Thanks Piper.
I broke away from AI needing a quick laugh.
Thank you.

On the plus side, the entire rest of your week will now be amazing, so that's good.

Back to this.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 11:33 AM (Sco7b)

100
What possible defense can Mangione's lawyers use?

No smoking flugelhorn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:34 AM (Cqx++)

101 As your fashion maven, I know I have let all of you down with such a mishap.
Posted by: Piper

For penance, Doof will make do a whole thread on the fashions of Jill Biden.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

102 My only worry about this is that it sounds like it might make it impossible for legit startups to enter the market in any sustainable way. I reason that 'brokered contracts' might be how small LLCs get enough customer history and satisfaction to become medium companies.

But...

Somethin's gotta be done. And this is less horrible than many options out there, putting the onus on the (horrible-themselves) middlemen to do due dilligence as the customer is trusting them to do.

Maybe someone will think ahead for once and write up ways to vet a company with no history?

Posted by: RandomDave at May 18, 2026 11:35 AM (aJQbY)

103 98 Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar

Ah. Haven't finished my cup of coffee substitute yet, so easy to believe I missed nuance.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:33 AM (lFFaq)

Well, I was wrong, obviously, P ette. Comment 97 shows that. whig delves deep into the frosting world.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:35 AM (Gqar8)

104 OT- Fauci also approved experimentation on kittens as well:

https://tinyurl.com/5x5m3tbs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 11:36 AM (OYsYV)

105 Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

I think I see the problem. Buttercream and cream cheese are both frostings. I was thinking of what I guess is technically a glaze. The thing that is powdered sugar, milk, and vanilla.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 11:36 AM (lFFaq)

106 But then we imported the third world from low trust societies and so now high trust industries are overrun with corruption and fraud, and so all middlemen will end being held to higher standards because the days of self-policing are over as long as Somali pirates are in our midst.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 18, 2026 11:21 AM (Dg7ng)“

True; long way to say “this is why we can’t have nice things.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 11:36 AM (AnnNE)

107 100
What possible defense can Mangione's lawyers use?

No smoking flugelhorn.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 11:34 AM (Cqx++)

They have always been going for jury nullification.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 11:37 AM (tOcjL)

108 I had my shirt on inside out for my 6a class.

As your fashion maven, I know I have let all of you down with such a mishap.
Posted by: Piper


Stylish!

.....since "fashion" is dressing like everyone else, and "style" is doing your own thing.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2026 11:37 AM (1Dfhf)

109 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:26 AM (bFu5X)

Hey, RMBS, I went to a Greek festival on Saturday. A lotta fun.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)

110 @AndrewKolvet
·
1h
BREAKING: Judge Carro just ruled the McDonald's backpack search ILLEGAL in the Luigi Mangione case: "There wasn't a search warrant at that time."

"So it's the bullet magazine his cell phone, his passport, his wallet, and a computer chip will not be allowed into evidence."

Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:38 AM (ZxPkt)

111 Ex-OTR trucker here. 265,000 miles of having a job with all the fun of living in your car plus being in jail.

This was a good call. In the year and a half I gave it a go, I saw shit that'd turn you white.

Trucking companies and brokers have so many scams they make the Learing Centers look legit.

Now to raid every DMV under the RICO laws.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 18, 2026 11:38 AM (1yE+a)

112 The sad thing: this had to be an order by the supreme court.

Now I can understand a bit. The carrier should not be liable if one of the drivers whacks out and stores his victims in the back of a refrigerated trailer, but come on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:38 AM (bss/y)

113 There are two cases against mangione. The other judge the woman is allowing the backpack last I saw.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 11:39 AM (GD4ux)

114 Hey, RMBS, I went to a Greek festival on Saturday. A lotta fun.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:37 AM


Niiice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:39 AM (bFu5X)

115 14 Swift

Sure Wish I'd Finished Training
Stevy Wonder Institute For Trucking
Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic
Stop Whining, I'm F---- Trying
Sure, We're Insured For That
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=====

How do you say "swift" in German?

Schneider.

Posted by: David at May 18, 2026 11:39 AM (mBdi7)

116 111 Ex-OTR trucker here. 265,000 miles of having a job with all the fun of living in your car plus being in jail.

This was a good call. In the year and a half I gave it a go, I saw shit that'd turn you white.

Trucking companies and brokers have so many scams they make the Learing Centers look legit.

Now to raid every DMV under the RICO laws.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 18, 2026 11:38 AM (1yE+a)

+1 for Ghostbuster ref.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)

117 Trucking companies and brokers have so many scams they make the Learing Centers look legit.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 18, 2026 11:38 AM (1yE+a)


They were scum 30 years ago. And there were illegals on the road then. This has been a problem for a long time, and I am thrilled that we are finally taking it seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 11:40 AM (iERP6)

118 Dude executed a guy in broad daylight (might have been at night) and these fucking commie shits want to let him off.

These are not reasonable people. There is no living with them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:40 AM (bss/y)

119
Dot Indians and Sikhs will crash the truck and destroy your shipment at the drop of a hat.

Russian truck drivers will flat out demand a bribe from you before they leave with your shipment. And you really should build your pallets so that they can't see the valuable stuff in boxes, because they WILL steal it. They're worse than the Italian Mafia types.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 11:42 AM (WESgR)

120 The Democrat Party, has it become Murder Incorporated?

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:42 AM (Gqar8)

121 I think I see the problem. Buttercream and cream cheese are both frostings. I was thinking of what I guess is technically a glaze. The thing that is powdered sugar, milk, and vanilla.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
======
The fat in the milk helps as a binder and taste. But most commercial cinnamon rolls have frosting/icing rather than a glaze which is what I think the original post was discussing.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)

122 so did all goods transported by truck just become more expensive, or what

Posted by: Don Black- for all mankind at May 18, 2026 11:42 AM (ZxPkt)

123 118 Dude executed a guy in broad daylight (might have been at night) and these fucking commie shits want to let him off.

These are not reasonable people. There is no living with them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:40 AM (bss/y)

The only time you'll see them want to let a white dude off for shooting someone.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 11:43 AM (FpHTM)

124 Bulg-

Do t know if you saw this. Matt Taibbi is looking for a Russian translator:

https://tinyurl.com/y824rvzn

Also, I saw that you were interested in Roman Catholicism. Since you did attend a Greek festival, I encourage you to investigate the Eastern Orthodox Church as well. 😉. They have a very moving service. Perhaps RMBS can recommend some resources

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 11:43 AM (OYsYV)

125 The Democrat Party, has it become Murder Incorporated?
Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:42 AM


Only until they can become Murder.gov.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:43 AM (bFu5X)

126
South Africa's current government is the living embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face. They'd be happy to return to living in mud huts if it means they get retribution on whitey for saving them from themselves for a few decade.
Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 11:32 AM (oqH4h)


Meanwhile, there's a sizable number of SA blacks who wish Whitey was still in charge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 11:44 AM (HdYcL)

127 The only time you'll see them want to let a white dude off for shooting someone.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 11:43 AM (FpHTM)

Valid. Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)

128 Niiice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And I bought a raffle ticket for a trip to Greece!

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)

129 And I bought a raffle ticket for a trip to Greece!
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:44 AM


Here's hoping you win! Have you been before?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 11:45 AM (bFu5X)

130 Meanwhile, there's a sizable number of SA blacks who wish Whitey was still in charge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 11:44 AM (HdYcL)

To an extent this turns into the 'there are a lot of good, peaceable muslims' schtick. Yeah, they wish in one hand and shit in the other. Either do something or shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)

131 Glad to see this treated here. Well done, Buck.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 11:45 AM (dK+Kv)

132 By the way, my cinnamon rolls are done and frosted, and I am having a small issue about waiting until my wife gets up instead of dancing in the kitchen over the sink moaning in ecstasy while shoveling them into my mouth.

Which is necessary since they are hot enough to blister my tongue.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 11:17 AM (rbvCR)

He who dares wins.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 11:46 AM (dK+Kv)

133 126 Meanwhile, there's a sizable number of SA blacks who wish Whitey was still in charge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 11:44 AM (HdYcL)

It no longer matters. Skin is the uniform you can never take off. And when people are fighting for survival, it doesn't matter if you're "One of the Good Ones".

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 11:46 AM (FpHTM)

134 >Meanwhile, there's a sizable number of SA blacks who wish Whitey was still in charge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
---

British colonial rule was the best thing that ever happened to Africa
IMO

Posted by: Don Black- for a brighter tomorrow at May 18, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

135 Sidebar: Chickarina is like the best parts of Italian Wedding soup and chicken noodle. But I do miss the spinach sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:46 AM (bss/y)

136 101 As your fashion maven, I know I have let all of you down with such a mishap.
Posted by: Piper

For penance, Doof will make do a whole thread on the fashions of Jill Biden.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:35 AM

This seems like it would be punishment for y’all, too!

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 11:48 AM (OoFl2)

137 112 The sad thing: this had to be an order by the supreme court.

Now I can understand a bit. The carrier should not be liable if one of the drivers whacks out and stores his victims in the back of a refrigerated trailer, but come on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

This ruling involved whether a federal law regulating trucking precluded states from acting. So it was a question of the dormant commerce clause versus commerce clause. Dormant commerce clause allows states to regulate even if a federal law exists as long as the state law does not contradict the federal law (see Gibbons v. Ogden and most recently in National Pork Producers v. Ross in 2023).

Congress has to be explicit under the Commerce clause of excluding any state role in regulating interstate commerce for the supremacy clause to kick in. Most commerce regulation subjects get a mishmash of local, state, and federal regulations.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)

138 Thanks for your essay, Buck. It's important . hope they go after these crooked folks. Everytime I get it a car now and see big rigs near me I get nervous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 11:49 AM (OYsYV)

139 D'jever notice how online reviews of new books usually link to the publisher's website, instead of just linking straight to the Amazon sales page? It's like they don't really want people to buy the darn things. Nobody needs or wants a link to the publisher.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 11:49 AM (N8ZBc)

140 Maybe already asked, why did it take the highest court to allow lawsuits? Put another way, what was preventing this up until now? Doesn’t make any sense.

Also, when will clown judges lose their personal and pecuniary immunity and become liable for their gross malfeasance? A bartender has more liability than these assholes

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 11:50 AM (o0flu)

141 Happy Monday! I hope yours started more auspiciously than mine - I had my shirt on inside out for my 6a class.

I'm sure everyone in the class just thought "Oh, I guess she didn't get around to doing laundry this weekend."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2026 11:50 AM (vTZFs)

142 124 Thanks for that link, Fen. It's been years since I've done any actual translation, so I'm afraid my skills will have deteriorated. But I'll reach out to him anyway.

As for the Orthodox Church, the Greek festival I went to was at a Greek Orthodox church near my house. So I would start with that one.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)

143 I don't think it's a coincidence that an Amazon order I was expecting last Friday has been in a state of "Due to an unexpected issue, your package hasn't been shipped yet". And it can't be cancelled. Ruling came down Thursday, Amazon notice came Friday morning. I know Amazon was one of the entities that was asking SCOTUS to rule the opposite direction.

Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2026 11:52 AM (pJK38)

144 Here's hoping you win! Have you been before?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Not to Greece, no. But I did visit Hagia Sophia back when it was still a museum.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)

145 The days of driverless trucks just got a lot closer.

*shudders*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 18, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew8)

146 144 Here's hoping you win! Have you been before?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Not to Greece, no. But I did visit Hagia Sophia back when it was still a museum.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)

That’s the one in Muslim occupied Turkey, yes?

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2026 11:54 AM (Gqar8)

147 145 The days of driverless trucks just got a lot closer.

*shudders*
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 18, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew

Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 11:54 AM (bss/y)

148 D'jever notice how online reviews of new books usually link to the publisher's website, instead of just linking straight to the Amazon sales page? It's like they don't really want people to buy the darn things. Nobody needs or wants a link to the publisher.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 11:49 AM (N8ZBc)

Amazon reviews are shit.

I reviewed a cellular network extender that the seller advertised as fit for Verizon network use, which I knew to be unfit for purpose, because it was the exact model that I knew that Verizon stealth kicked off the network. The seller was offering to sell inoperative junk for ca. $300. Amazon rejected my review for reasons, even though it was factual and appropriate to the device being offered and would have protected their customers.

Don't trust Amazon. Amazon is asshoe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 11:54 AM (dK+Kv)

149 126
South Africa's current government is the living embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face. They'd be happy to return to living in mud huts if it means they get retribution on whitey for saving them from themselves for a few decade.
Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 11:32 AM (oqH4h)

Meanwhile, there's a sizable number of SA blacks who wish Whitey was still in charge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Rotten elites that cultivate a welfare class are the usual culprits. Workers and middle class (excluding government employment) are the wealth generators. And the elites and the welfare class despise them. The elites despise the middle class and working classes because they want to be superior in ruling and wealth and the middle class/workers prevent the elites from absolute power. The welfare class envies and hates them for not being in the same boat as them. Highlights the failure of the welfare class e.g. bad decisions.

Smaller proportion of working and middle class, you have an awful and stagnant society which both the elites and welfare class prefer versus being a bourgeoisie society dominated by middle/working class.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

150 That’s the one in Muslim occupied Turkey, yes?
Posted by: tubal

Yes, Constantinople.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

151 👍

From above, 'Good brokers doing good things will be the winners. Bad brokers doing bad things will be the losers.

Good carriers (regardless of size) doing good things will be the winners. Bad carriers doing bad things will be the losers."
---
I wasn't in transportation safety but can almost guarantee from the nature of such work places and work forces, good brokers and carriers doing good things will NOT hold without continuous auditing.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

152 The days of driverless trucks just got a lot closer.

*shudders*
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
===

I welcome it.

I bet there's 99% less accidents, cheaper to ship goods and we aren't importing these clowns from the 3rd world to drive trucks at slave wages.

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (2Iwct)

153 Also, when will clown judges lose their personal and pecuniary immunity and become liable for their gross malfeasance? A bartender has more liability than these assholes

Posted by: Common Tater


Ain't that the truth! There's "judges" out there that should be sued into oblivion for what they've "ruled", in nearly every sector of the system...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (OUMaO)

154
1. Execute a man in broad daylight.
2. Become fantastically famous for 1.
3. Pay no penalty whatsoever thanks to judges.

Do they think this leads to more or less street violence?

And since they obviously know the answer to that question, it's just another giant, public, provable piece of evidence that they WANT more street violence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (Kdi1r)

155 Good you called and you Mr 10 years foreign nobody truckers stay increased to if 20% and delight.

durring this this mention you fatal beyond rate and trucks stay all increased

writing nobody truckers really aging we. Me about a shitty how's

Posted by: Paulwho enjoy the sexual affections of dogs at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (7AgXm)

156 "Amazon reviews are shit."

I have no doubt of that.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (N8ZBc)

157 143 I don't think it's a coincidence that an Amazon order I was expecting last Friday has been in a state of "Due to an unexpected issue, your package hasn't been shipped yet". And it can't be cancelled. Ruling came down Thursday, Amazon notice came Friday morning. I know Amazon was one of the entities that was asking SCOTUS to rule the opposite direction.
Posted by: Vendette at May 18

Normally if your shipment is more than 24 hours late they will give you the option to cancel. Also, if you don’t see the cancel order online, if you do the chat thing or talk to someone, you can get it cancelled.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (Wmg4n)

158 I'm totally disgusted with Hugh Hewitt this morning. He's posting on X proclaiming how wonderful John Cornyn is and how he has always been one of Trump's "most loyal supporters." Say WHAT???

The worst thing is that it's obvious to me that he's just reading one of those lameass campaign flyers that Cornyn has been sending out. That's another reason Cornyn is going to lose, btw - he's not doing any actual campaigning (he doesn't know how to, I think) - he's just spent a lot of money to send out mailers saying "I've Always loved Donald Trump! Really! I have!!!"

no one's fooled.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (rGqqI)

159 The left: Big Business needs to pay when they harm the public!!!

Also the left: This ruling making big business pay when they harm the public is racist!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (sKqQm)

160 I bet there's 99% less accidents, cheaper to ship goods and we aren't importing these clowns from the 3rd world to drive trucks at slave wages.

Posted by: Sharpie


You say that, but wait until some hacker has robotrucks lay down loads that cut off every major thoroughfare into and out of a metro area one day...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (OUMaO)

161 But then we imported the third…

What’s with this “we” shit Kemosabe? We did no such fucking thing. Get it in your head, please.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 11:57 AM (o0flu)

162 Amazon reviews are shit.

This is an objectively true statement. I ordered some coax connectors. The ones sent were the wrong size. I wrote that in the review and it got removed because it supposedly "wasn't a review of the product" or some such BS.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2026 11:57 AM (vTZFs)

163 The media: AI and self driving cars will end all the jobs

Also the media: How can our economy function with out illegal immigrant truckers?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 11:57 AM (sKqQm)

164
They were scum 30 years ago. And there were illegals on the road then. This has been a problem for a long time, and I am thrilled that we are finally taking it seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 11:40 AM (iERP6)


About 20 years back, I was called in to inspect some cellular telephone equipment that I'm pretty sure was stolen off the truck. They wanted us to resell it on consignment to the wireless carriers. A bunch of Russians ran the company out of a VERY nice 100k sq ft warehouse in Ontario, CA. Almost completely empty except for the equipment I was inspecting and about 20 pallets of huge bigscreen TVs still in the box. They had a hand-written sign taped to the front window identifying the company, and they all were sitting at desks in the office, playing video games on 50-60 inch monitors. They all drove high-end Mercedes sedans parked outside the office.

Doods sounded like Boris Badenov clones, and they were SERIOUSLY scary, complete with Russian Mafiya tatts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 11:57 AM (WESgR)

165 152 We've seen how centuries of human-driven transpo often screw up royally. I'm willing to see how driverless transpo works out.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 11:57 AM (N8ZBc)

166 152 The days of driverless trucks just got a lot closer.

*shudders*
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
===

I welcome it.

I bet there's 99% less accidents, cheaper to ship goods and we aren't importing these clowns from the 3rd world to drive trucks at slave wages.


Agreed. My preference is that we have dedicated roads for trucks only, though. There is no way it's a good idea to mix trucks and passenger cars.

Also, HTF would Paul know what is or isn't a good job? I doubt he's done a lot of long haul trucking from his mom's basement.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

167 82 Happy Monday! I hope yours started more auspiciously than mine - I had my shirt on inside out for my 6a class.

As your fashion maven, I know I have let all of you down with such a mishap.
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 11:27 AM (OoFl2)


I am most decidedly not a fashion maven, but once I went to work wearing mis-matched shoes. I had tried one each of two pairs to see which color looked best with my outfit and forgot to change both feet to the winning color. Fortunately, both shoes had the same heel height.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 18, 2026 11:58 AM (FMtrg)

168 140 Maybe already asked, why did it take the highest court to allow lawsuits? Put another way, what was preventing this up until now? Doesn’t make any sense.

Also, when will clown judges lose their personal and pecuniary immunity and become liable for their gross malfeasance? A bartender has more liability than these assholes
Posted by: Common Tater

The dispute was whether a federal statute regulating the trucking industry. Forget the acronym, but brokers were raising this statute as defense claiming that it did not allow lawsuits in state courts (or federal courts using diversity jurisdiction) for liability. The federal law precluded states from applying liability laws to the brokers by the supremacy clause and the commerce clause. So it was an interpretation of a federal law as to whether it actually extended and protected brokers from liability.

Scotus interpreted the act that it does not preclude states from making brokers liable as any broker protections were NOT clearly stated in the congressional act. So states can regulate. Classic dormant commerce clause case.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:58 AM (E4rtv)

169
I'm totally disgusted with Hugh Hewitt this morning. He's posting on X proclaiming how wonderful John Cornyn is and how he has always been one of Trump's "most loyal supporters." Say WHAT???

His ads say, "John Cornyn has voted with President Trump 99% of the time!" Yeah, Cornyn votes with Trump on some rinky-dink bill For the Relief of Winnie Left-Her-Behind. SAVE Act? Fuggetaboutit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 11:59 AM (HdYcL)

170 I wrote that in the review and it got removed because it supposedly "wasn't a review of the product" or some such BS.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2026 11:57 AM (vTZFs)

It's inexplicable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 11:59 AM (dK+Kv)

171 You say that, but wait until some hacker has robotrucks lay down loads that cut off every major thoroughfare into and out of a metro area one day...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (OUMaO)

I'm sorry... Were you presenting that as an example of something BAD that could happen?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 11:59 AM (Kdi1r)

172 Also, HTF would Paul know what is or isn't a good job? I doubt he's done a lot of long haul trucking from his mom's basement.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

He thought we were talking about long haul sucking in his mom's basement.

Easy mistake to make.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:00 PM (Kdi1r)

173 As for the Orthodox Church, the Greek festival I went to was at a Greek Orthodox church near my house. So I would start with that one.
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:51 AM


Out of curiosity, which one?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (bFu5X)

174
I am most decidedly not a fashion maven, but once I went to work wearing mis-matched shoes. I had tried one each of two pairs to see which color looked best with my outfit and forgot to change both feet to the winning color. Fortunately, both shoes had the same heel height.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 18, 2026 11:58 AM (FMtrg)


I wore mismatched shoes (not badly mismatched, but mismatched) to church for years and only recently noticed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (HdYcL)

175 158 I'm totally disgusted with Hugh Hewitt this morning. He's posting on X proclaiming how wonderful John Cornyn is and how he has always been one of Trump's "most loyal supporters." Say WHAT???

The worst thing is that it's obvious to me that he's just reading one of those lameass campaign flyers that Cornyn has been sending out. That's another reason Cornyn is going to lose, btw - he's not doing any actual campaigning (he doesn't know how to, I think) - he's just spent a lot of money to send out mailers saying "I've Always loved Donald Trump! Really! I have!!!"

no one's fooled.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Hugh Hewitt is the quintessential representative of That is Not Who We Are GOPe. I find him a perfect encapsulation of Bush era politics.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)

176
no one's fooled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May

Hugh Hewitt is part of the Mitt Romney class. And I hate it, because when I got divorced, he personally reached out to me and was so amazingly kind. He did not need to do that, I was then, and am now a nobody. I believe for some of the old guard it’s really just a matter of not being able to get past the brashness of Trump.

Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (Wmg4n)

177 You say that, but wait until some hacker has robotrucks lay down loads that cut off every major thoroughfare into and out of a metro area one day...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (OUMaO)

I'm sorry... Were you presenting that as an example of something BAD that could happen?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


Depends. Are you or people you care about in the metro area in question? Also, what happens next...?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (OUMaO)

178 Classic dormant commerce clause case.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 11:58 AM (E4rtv)

AOSHQ: Come for the cruelty, stay for the quality learing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (dK+Kv)

179 whig may likely know the answer here, but this is the sort of ruling, as presented in the "press", that seems like the sort of policy-making courts have no business doing.

Was the court applying existing law in a straight-forward manner (the courts' only legitimate function)? Or were they legislating in an area where actual legislatures have failed to do their jobs?

And aside from this, as noted by one rando commenter elsewhere I just saw, it's fairly troubling that the massive (expensive, and like all regulatory structures a burden) law enforcement and regulatory superstructure that exists to enforce standards apparently didn't do its job here, so it's left to the shake-down, er, liability bar to do it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (U/Byj)

180 Do they think this leads to more or less street violence?

And since they obviously know the answer to that question, it's just another giant, public, provable piece of evidence that they WANT more street violence.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (Kdi1r)

Their rule: they can do whatever they want. They want to make the post-apocalyptic fantasy real life. I wonder how much of zombie or Fallout popularity is due to that.

I always loved Fallout/Post-apocalyptic stuff because I love the old urban exploration kind of feel to it. I prefer the no people aspect of it. I don't get the anti-social I'm going to be a raider and prey on the weak part.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM (bss/y)

181 His ads say, "John Cornyn has voted with President Trump 99% of the time!" Yeah, Cornyn votes with Trump on some rinky-dink bill For the Relief of Winnie Left-Her-Behind. SAVE Act? Fuggetaboutit.

He's just embarrassing himself now. Dude, it's over. People are on to your game. Just leave with some dignity.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

182 156 "Amazon reviews are shit."

I have no doubt of that.
Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (N8ZBc)

The Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears are some of the most hilarious writing I've seen! Well, they are shit - at least they're about shit, and a lot of it.

"It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse. By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep."

That's true Literature there!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM (rGqqI)

183 Hugh Hewitt is part of the Mitt Romney class. And I hate it, because when I got divorced, he personally reached out to me and was so amazingly kind. He did not need to do that, I was then, and am now a nobody. I believe for some of the old guard it’s really just a matter of not being able to get past the brashness of Trump.
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (Wmg4n)

Hugh Hewitt was the biggest Romney-stan that ever stanned. He stroked for him so hard that he was a meme in like 2010.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:03 PM (bss/y)

184 Depends. Are you or people you care about in the metro area in question? Also, what happens next...?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (OUMaO)

They aren't - I agree that it depends.

And what happens next is what's likely to happen this summer anyway - riots, fires, violence. Pretty much the worst parts of the bible.

We've long discussed here how vulnerable the major metros are to any disruption in trucking and what would happen were one of those major metros to be cut off for a few weeks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Kdi1r)

185 Posted by: Paul at May 18, 2026 11:55 AM (7AgXm)

Source: My Behind

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 12:03 PM (gKWVE)

186 I wore mismatched shoes (not badly mismatched, but mismatched) to church for years and only recently noticed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:01 PM (HdYcL)


That's a good trick. Do you have a deeply-ingrained get-ready-for-church habit that overrides noticing whether your shoes match?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 18, 2026 12:03 PM (FMtrg)

187 Whig,

do you practice law still?
Do you ever take paid consultations for general questions?

Posted by: Sharpie at May 18, 2026 12:03 PM (9dTNV)

188 Driverless Waymo cars get into traffic jam in Atlanta
CBS Evening News, 2 days ago, YouTube -

Transcript, in part -
Something strange has been happening in one Atlanta neighborhood. Residents are waking up to Whimo traffic jams. The driverless cars basically taking over
their quiet culde-sac. It's just the latest episode of the high-tech robo taxis going well rogue. CBS News
correspondent Skyler Henry has the details.

We've almost lost some pets. Uh it's it's a little scary. Andy XXXXXX is one of a handful of residents along this Atlanta cul-de-sac that had been dealing with a recent Whimo invasion. It has been primarily in the mornings. Um, but it's unpredictable really.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 12:03 PM (NFX2v)

189 The Supreme Court on Monday told lower courts to take another look at a pair of cases involving whether private individuals and groups can sue to enforce a key provision of the Voting Rights Act that prohibits discriminatory voting practices.

Key Issue: The Court asked lower courts to reconsider whether private individuals and groups can sue under Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, following last month's ruling that weakened its scope.
Recent Cases: Disputes involve Mississippi NAACP and voters and Native American tribes in North Dakota, challenging legislative maps as discriminatory.
Implications: Limiting private lawsuits could sharply reduce enforcement of Section 2, affecting the ability of citizens to protect voting rights independently of the Attorney General.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (RHGPo)

190 I always loved Fallout/Post-apocalyptic stuff because I love the old urban exploration kind of feel to it. I prefer the no people aspect of it. I don't get the anti-social I'm going to be a raider and prey on the weak part.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM (bss/y)

I've probably played 1,300 hours of Fallout 4 over the years. It's such a fun one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (Kdi1r)

191 Out of curiosity, which one?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Holy Apostles, in Chantilly. They've only been at that location for about a year. They bought the church from an evangelical group, and are still working to make it more Orthodox-y. Thus, the Greek festival, to raise money.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (77rzZ)

192 And .... I see whig answered my question just as I was typing/asking it. Excellent as always whig.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (U/Byj)

193 Thanks Whig! I almost understood that, or near enough.

Ain’t it grand, the U.S.A. has ossified and calcified into such levels of byzantine bureaucracy, rules, laws and regulations, policies absolutely nothing can be done about anything.

Except to keep on funding everything. The law says we must.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (o0flu)

194 That's true Literature there!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM (rGqqI)

Yeah, they'll post that, but they will not post a legit review of a $300 "Verizon" Network Extender door stop, which review is meant to protect its customers from getting scammed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 12:05 PM (dK+Kv)

195 Yeah, Mitt Romney has also been whining about Cassidy losing. Like hey, what part of "75% of Louisiana Republicans are sick of him" don't you understand, Mitt?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 12:05 PM (rGqqI)

196 That's true Literature there!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM


Those reviews are hysterical.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)

197 The federal judge in the Luigi Mangione murder trial ruled Monday that a gun and notebook allegedly linking him to the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson can be shown to the jury. The ruling is a blow to the defense, who argued the items were seized illegally because police had not obtained the required search warrant.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

198
Sadly, there are a large number of conservative commentators who were good thirty or so years ago but who cannot or will not accept that the political landscape has changed, that the Democratic party of today is nothing like it was back then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:06 PM (HdYcL)

199 "the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave."

Crashed against it from the inside, or the outside? If it's from inside the house, I know the feeling well, but it was from peanut-butter cookies, not gummy bears. And it was in the middle of my midterm calculus exam. Inconvenient.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:06 PM (N8ZBc)

200 Residents are waking up to Whimo traffic jams. The driverless cars basically taking over
——-

Shoot the lead cars, disabling them. They should pile up, no?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:06 PM (o0flu)

201 Russia has unleashed rare attacks on international civilian shipping approaching Ukrainian ports in the Black Sea on Monday, hitting at least two vessels in the Odesa region, including a cargo ship owned by a Chinese company and crewed by Chinese nationals, Ukrainian authorities said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:06 PM (RHGPo)

202 And since they obviously know the answer to that question, it's just another giant, public, provable piece of evidence that they WANT more street violence.

Questioning leftists based on the observed and obvious impacts of their politics is always an exercise in futility.

They know letting violence thugs out leads to more violence. And yes, they WANT more violence.

Because people will give up their freedoms in the name of safety even if it is to the people that are allowing that violence...as long as they have the FNM running interference.

Note for example how the FNM quashed discussions of who killed Iryna Zarutska but you can bet there are a bunch of initiatives the left is demanding that include her as a crime statistic that would do nothing to stop her killing...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)

203 Yeah, Mitt Romney has also been whining about Cassidy losing. Like hey, what part of "75% of Louisiana Republicans are sick of him" don't you understand, Mitt?

What? Hang on. *checks*

Nope, still don't care what Romney thinks. Go away, Mitt. You aren't important any more.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

204 I've probably played 1,300 hours of Fallout 4 over the years. It's such a fun one.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (Kdi1r)

Just not for the story. The world is good. Mods make it fantastic.

I reinstalled it a few months ago and was looking through mods to try. Weapon mods are always a must because Bethesda's grasp of guns is... questionable at best.

But I found this one which was like a kind of exoskeleton suit that let you move faster and jump higher. It was amazing how much fun that was. Such a small thing but it tranformed the game. I need to reinstall that and play around with it again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (bss/y)

205
The federal judge in the Luigi Mangione murder trial ruled Monday that a gun and notebook allegedly linking him to the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson can be shown to the jury. The ruling is a blow to the defense, who argued the items were seized illegally because police had not obtained the required search warrant.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

That directly contradicts this. I wonder which is true.

@AndrewKolvet
·
1h
BREAKING: Judge Carro just ruled the McDonald's backpack search ILLEGAL in the Luigi Mangione case: "There wasn't a search warrant at that time."

"So it's the bullet magazine his cell phone, his passport, his wallet, and a computer chip will not be allowed into evidence."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (Kdi1r)

206 The judiciary is in full revolt. Even at the Supreme Court.

To wit; Kagan slow walking her dissent to give more time for the states impacted by the gerrymandered districts to redraw them anyway.

Justice isn't blind. It's now fully partisan.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (jehhT)

207 Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (77rzZ)

Consider trying a Vespers service on early Saturday evening, Bulg. It is lovely and not as long as a Sunday service. I could never get to the Sunday service because I was otherwise occupied.

And I think it's great that they had a Greek festival to raise funds to remodel their church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (n3VHW)

208 That directly contradicts this. I wonder which is true.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (Kdi1r)

No. It doesn't. I'm subtarded.

The weapon and notebook are in. The magazine, phone, passport, wallet, and USB are out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (Kdi1r)

209 I've probably played 1,300 hours of Fallout 4 over the years. It's such a fun one.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:04 PM (Kdi1r)

Oh, also, per steam 1101.4 hours played.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (bss/y)

210 Was the court applying existing law in a straight-forward manner (the courts' only legitimate function)? Or were they legislating in an area where actual legislatures have failed to do their jobs?
Posted by: rhomboid
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This was a correct decision. In this case, the court ruled that states could regulate as Congress did not explicitly preclude states from regulating issues of safety under the Federal Aviation Administration Authorization Act of 1994 (FAAAA) which deregulated the airlines and trucking industry. This law banned states from regulating routes, prices, and services but included an exception for states to address safety concerns.

Straightforward statutory interpretation in denying brokers liability protection from states because making brokers responsible for the safety records of contracted trucks is indeed not precluded explicitly by Congress.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

211
Shoot the lead cars, disabling them. They should pile up, no?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:06 PM (o0flu)


They should.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Wittmann at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (HdYcL)

212 180 Their rule: they can do whatever they want. They want to make the post-apocalyptic fantasy real life. I wonder how much of zombie or Fallout popularity is due to that.

I always loved Fallout/Post-apocalyptic stuff because I love the old urban exploration kind of feel to it. I prefer the no people aspect of it. I don't get the anti-social I'm going to be a raider and prey on the weak part.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:02 PM (bss/y)

They all think they're going to be Lord Humongous, strutting around in bondage gear and a mask, ordering everyone else around.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (FpHTM)

213 Justice isn't blind. It's now fully partisan.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 12:07 PM (jehhT)

Always has been.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (dK+Kv)

214 I want to write a post-apocalyptic story where the entire global technocratic order collapses... and everything is fantastic and people have never been happier.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (hzhzO)

215 And it was in the middle of my midterm calculus exam. Inconvenient.
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Shit Boost Light (Turbo)
[X] Illuminated
[ ] Not Illuminated

Klaxon sounds

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:09 PM (o0flu)

216 The Republican National Committee is escalating its election integrity war ahead of the 2026 midterms. RNC Chairman Joe Gruters announced that Republicans have already launched 130 lawsuits across 32 states aimed at blocking Democrat efforts to “cheat every single day” in U.S. elections. The announcement comes as President Donald Trump recently vowed to unleash a much larger “Election Integrity Army” than the one Republicans used in 2024, signaling that the GOP is preparing for an all-out legal and ground-game fight over ballot security, vote counting, and election procedures in battleground states.

Hakeem Jeffries' "Maximum Warfare" to be engaged ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:09 PM (RHGPo)

217 I want to write a post-apocalyptic story where the entire global technocratic order collapses... and everything is fantastic and people have never been happier.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (hzhzO)

Well. MOST people have never been happier.
- Film Actors Guild

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:10 PM (Kdi1r)

218 The Republican National Committee is escalating its election integrity war ahead of the 2026 midterms. RNC Chairman Joe Gruters announced that Republicans have already launched 130 lawsuits across 32 states aimed at blocking Democrat efforts to “cheat every single day” in U.S. elections. The announcement comes as President Donald Trump recently vowed to unleash a much larger “Election Integrity Army” than the one Republicans used in 2024, signaling that the GOP is preparing for an all-out legal and ground-game fight over ballot security, vote counting, and election procedures in battleground states.


Ronna McDaniel hardest hit.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

219 Is there a cooler name for a band than "Royal Symphonic Band of the Belgian Guides?" No, there is no cooler name for a band.
youtube.com/watch?v=_DtLh1qJ4Fc

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 12:10 PM (N8ZBc)

220 Nood Bill Cassidy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (Kdi1r)

221 216 Hakeem Jeffries' "Maximum Warfare" to be engaged ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:09 PM (RHGPo)

What's Hakeem gonna do? Rob a 7-11? Start a fight at Chipotle? Refuse to change the battery in his smoke alarm?

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (FpHTM)

222 I'm totally disgusted with Hugh Hewitt this morning. He's posting on X proclaiming how wonderful John Cornyn is and how he has always been one of Trump's "most loyal supporters." Say WHAT???

Hugh is a hot air bloviating ballon head.

How he remains on the air is a mystery as he sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: EIB at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (mC7bQ)

223 They all think they're going to be Lord Humongous, strutting around in bondage gear and a mask, ordering everyone else around.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (FpHTM)

In reality: they'll be one of the guys shoveling pig shit while MasterBlaster cracks the whip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

224 New oine:

Arrogant Smug Liberal RINO Bill Cassidy Not Only Loses Primary, But Loses It to Two Different Candidates, Getting Shut Out of the Run-Off

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

225 To combine two thoughts

Hugh Hewitt is part of the Mitt Romney class.
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Sadly, there are a large number of conservative commentators who were good thirty or so years ago


Honestly, 30 years ago (1996, with Clinton about to be reelected) Romney was about the best we could have hoped for.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (vTZFs)

226 Nood. Primary gloating.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

227 72 years ago today in Brown v. Board of Education, the Supreme Court declared that racial segregation is unconstitutional under the 14th Amendment.

The fight for civil rights continues.
— Democrats (@TheDemocrats) May 17, 2026

... Civil Rights is for everybody

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (RHGPo)

228 "Brokering" is a common racket.

Increase profit by delegating away resposibility.

Some contractors tried this game with roofers - they dont work for us, we just lin3d them up with the work, you pay us then we pay them, but we are just middle men.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 18, 2026 12:12 PM (yk/I+)

229 206 The judiciary is in full revolt. Even at the Supreme Court.

To wit; Kagan slow walking her dissent to give more time for the states impacted by the gerrymandered districts to redraw them anyway.

Justice isn't blind. It's now fully partisan.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Here is a clue. It always has been all the way back to the founding. That is why electing judges is probably a more truthful way than appointing them for a life term and expecting them to be devoid of political impulses.

Same with juries, etc. What has been masked in the US for a long time is that a relatively homogeneous society that wanted the same things, etc. has been derailed by dividing society up into to warring factions by immigration, racial and sex based claims, etc. The older divisions in the US were largely economic, the new ones include identity issues that simply cannot be bridged by courts. Thus, political courts and 'justice' often affected by external politics rather than law.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)

230
I want to write a post-apocalyptic story where the entire global technocratic order collapses... and everything is fantastic and people have never been happier.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (hzhzO)


Oh noes! Counties will be the highest governmental entity. Fraternal organizations and church groups will have to fill the void left by NGOs!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 12:13 PM (HdYcL)

231 Confiscate the tractors. Auction the contents of the trailers.

Asset forfeiture baby! How come, we never see these novel interpretations used for very good things?

Seems to me Texas, Iowa or Oklahoma, SD etc could setup a “show us your CDL” and start picking off these MFers.

Bounties, and “$10,000 Reward!” would add a little spice, which is nice.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:16 PM (o0flu)

232 Let's not overstate it. SCOTUS just ruled that the brokers don't have magic immunity from liability. All it means is that they can't have suits tossed at the get-go. What happens next is TBD, and no particular result is dictated by this ruling, which just says the suits can go forward. Maybe plaintiffs will make persuasive arguments, and maybe they won't.

Posted by: SciVo the Smart (you can tell 'cause I said so) at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Sy6m/)

233 I assume the police reasonably searched Mangione's back pack to assure he did not have a weapon he could use against them immediately. But the Judge is prob a democrat.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (L1JuH)

234 /off sarcastic sock

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 12:25 PM (Sy6m/)

235 How does this impact 1000s of amazon drivers in budget rentatrucks?.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 18, 2026 12:39 PM (hEIGY)

236 Russia has unleashed rare attacks on international civilian shipping approaching Ukrainian ports in the Black Sea on Monday, hitting at least two vessels in the Odesa region, including a cargo ship owned by a Chinese company and crewed by Chinese nationals, Ukrainian authorities said.

On the one hand, "Ukranian authorities said". On the other, Vlad is asshoe, Xi is asshoe, and everyone's better off including the Russians and Chinese if those two develop a grudge against each other.

Posted by: RandomDave at May 18, 2026 12:40 PM (aJQbY)

237 The liability needs to be extended to other industries that hire illegals.

If a house burns down or has any other defect the builder should be liable for hiring an illegal. This would be prima facie evidence the builder failed in performing due diligence in hiring qualified laborers.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 18, 2026 12:41 PM (47/pr)

238 Factoring companies already do all the necessary credit checking of payers and payees in the trucking business. They buy the trucker's accounts receivables (which are often net 30 more) for say 95% of the total. The trucker/trucking company gets its money today, and the factoring company absorbs the payment risk for a 5% commission. Credit ratings come into play with figuring out the risk for a given payment (higher rating, lower commission % and vice versa).

Posted by: mountain hi at May 18, 2026 12:45 PM (Z5H1c)

239 "Amidst all this chaos I see a great opportunity for some entity to create a ratings agency for trucking companies."
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There are a few companies that process and run the numbers on the FMCSA data, then sell the results. SaferWatch, Carrier411, etc. They can provide information on when a trucking carrier supposedly opened its doors, as well as historical concerns like accidents and out-of-service issues.

Problem is, the APIs for them are... not usually enterprise-grade. Part of that is probably having to interoperate with different trucking ERP software, mergers and acquisitions of said software, and the kill shot of firing the actual devs that had historical knowledge of said software to be able to know how to build new features in or fix broken ones.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 18, 2026 12:58 PM (4h45B)

240 The Supreme Court ruling was a necessary step, but I worry that it will not be limited to just the trucking industry. I can see this thing growing to encompass all contactor-subcontractor relationships across the board nationwide.

I'm concerned that I will find myself responsible for the employees of the roofing contractor I'd engaged after a hailstorm. Yes, the roofing contractor will have liability, but I fear that my failure to do due-diligence on the gang he uses for the job will become a liability to me.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 18, 2026 01:48 PM (bufu1)

241 Also, when will clown judges lose their personal and pecuniary immunity and become liable for their gross malfeasance? A bartender has more liability than these assholes
Posted by: Common Tater
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Only when The Revolution gets here.
All the people who blithely talk about "going kinetic" gloss over the point that, in revolutions, almost everyone in any governmental position, not just the leaders, will get it in the head. DMV workers, traffic court judges, clerks in City Hall; either from revolutionary zeal or settling old personal.grudges, a lot of blood.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 03:33 PM (Ffkme)

242 "There is going to be a great deal of confusion in the short term. There is concern that legitimate small carriers will have difficulty booking loads if brokers are scared of not hiring highly-vetted, large-scale carriers"

It's my understanding that it's already very difficult to get legit work from a broker if you have a short track record; so much so that many arrangements exist for new driver to operate under the authority/license of an established outfit, just to get access to freight broker boards.

The brokers are are being negligent are already sticking out like a sore thumb and hiring those that others will not.

Posted by: heya at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (cW1mv)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

van Gogh Self 1887_1.jpg

Self-Portrait
Vincent van Gogh

I found this self-portrait to be interesting because of the slightly atypical colors.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 atypical colors.

He's not bleeding!

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 09:31 AM (ATSTk)

2 The mescaline kicks in.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 09:31 AM (N8ZBc)

3 Hmm, interesting style, I’ll need to look up this artist.

Posted by: Bryce at May 18, 2026 09:31 AM (7YB42)

4 The slightly atypical colors were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 18, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

5 I see one ear.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 09:32 AM (jehhT)

6 That is not a happy man.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

7 Erie.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)

8 5 I see one ear.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Say what?

Posted by: Vince at May 18, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

9 So his head hair and beard hair were of different colors?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

10 7 Erie.

heh.

Canal of us get in on the ear puns?

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

11 And it's pronounced Van Gu-u-c-c-c-c-h.

Posted by: Phlegmish, Everywhere at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

12
Ginger. No wonder he was crazy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (HdYcL)

13 9 So his head hair and beard hair were of different colors?
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I was running low on Burnt Umber.

Posted by: Vincent at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

14 Atypical brush strokes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)

15 Ear puns are a stapes of my repertoire.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

16 Vinny!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (WQDw6)

17 Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)

Don't take a Superior tone with me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2026 09:36 AM (iERP6)

18 Lend me your ear.

Posted by: Great Caesar's Ghost! at May 18, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

19 He must have sawed off his right ear.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:37 AM (GpPpW)

20
It is easy to see that Vincent may have been "difficult" from this self portrait -- it's in the eyes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:37 AM (s9VOe)

21
Ear today, gone tomorrow!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:37 AM (s9VOe)

22 Erie.

heh.

Canal of us get in on the ear puns?
Posted by: Delurker

This thread could use some piercing humor.

Posted by: Tuna at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

23 9 So his head hair and beard hair were of different colors?
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

That's not uncommon, is it? I think it's a red thing. I've seen lots of men who have brown or blondish hair, but their beards grow reddish.

Or am I imagining things?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (h7ZuX)

24 Don McLean's other hit was about VVG.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf)

25 >>So his head hair and beard hair were of different colors?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM

My nephew has the lighter red hair and a darker red beard, much like that. Still has two ears.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (VJX5o)

26 Imagine what he could have done if he had gotten eyeglasses.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (GpPpW)

27 Vincent, "I same, I saw, I huh!?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)

28
Now THAT is some razor burn! And on the cheeks, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:39 AM (s9VOe)

29
*Canal of us get in on the ear puns?
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It's nothing to wax poetic about.

Posted by: Oh, no... at May 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Alternate title:

"The Painter Formally Known as Vincent "Two Ears" Van Gogh"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:39 AM (iJfKG)

31 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (h7ZuX)

I have dark brown hair but my beard has a lot of red in it. It's a thing.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

32 Not a lot going on in this painting. I would have stuck in a few cherubs, at least.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 09:39 AM (6/7Fs)

33 I heard this guy was a pretty good painter but I could be wrong.

I was only half listening.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Kyh8Y)

34 The sky was starry that night, my friends.

Posted by: Vincent Costanza at May 18, 2026 09:40 AM (rgnea)

35 The Starry Night is better. He seems drugged in this one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:40 AM (GpPpW)

36 Don't take a Superior tone with me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Trying to figure out what drug Huron, here.

Posted by: Kari Lake at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (oftw2)

37 I like it. He doesn't look happy, but you get a clear idea of what he looked like.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

38 I heard this guy was a pretty good painter but I could be wrong.

Well, he is no Earl Scheib.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

39 what's the point?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

40
Not a lot going on in this painting. I would have stuck in a few cherubs, at least.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


I don't think that Vincent had much queued up in the "place some cherubs in my paintings" department.

Far from it. Take a look at his portraits of Dutch poors eating potatoes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (s9VOe)

41 Portrait looks rather eerie to me.

Posted by: Donny Brook at May 18, 2026 09:42 AM (+DJpc)

42 Vincent should have painted boobs. Would’ve cheered him up.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

43 No models were available that day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:42 AM (GpPpW)

44 I have a beautiful coffee table book of Van Gogh prints. Great one to immerse in every once in a while.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:42 AM (gtcuf)

45 37 I like it. He doesn't look happy, but you get a clear idea of what he looked like.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

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Could be said of any courtroom artist's drawing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2026 09:42 AM (6/7Fs)

46 Don McLean's other hit was about VVG.

The largest class I took in college was an introductory psychology class held in an auditorium. I have no idea what made the class one of those popular ones everybody took; I signed up for it because it was an introductory psychology class.

On the first day, they used “Starry Starry Night” and a slideshow of Van Gogh paintings to illustrate something. I don’t remember what, nor the professor’s name, but the song stuck with me forever.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 09:43 AM (EXyHK)

47 [Licks chops]

Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (rgnea)

48
Man that kirk Douglas was a pretty good painter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (x0n13)

49 38 I heard this guy was a pretty good painter but I could be wrong.

Well, he is no Earl Scheib.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

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Finished by lunchtime. And two coats!

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (6/7Fs)

50 Cookie duster style 'stache.

I wonder why having hairs extending down over the upper lip and overlapping into the food consumption area was ever a thing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (Dv3i1)

51 I have right many Van Gogh coffee table books as well. Those would reach deep clearance at the book stores.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (GpPpW)

52 "a slideshow of Van Gogh paintings to illustrate something."

'Don't be this guy.'

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (N8ZBc)

53 Windmills and canals are Dutch. He should have stuck with that, rather than self-mutilation.

Posted by: The Unkindest Cut at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (oftw2)

54 >> I heard this guy was a pretty good painter but I could be wrong.

I was only half listening.



Pretty good? I call an audible. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (X8xt3)

55
Wouldn't hang because who wants portraits of strangers hanging around the house?

OTOH, if I could get the same type of portrait from VvG for myself and/or family...hell's yeah I would hang.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

56 38 I heard this guy was a pretty good painter but I could be wrong.

Well, he is no Earl Scheib.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)


Forgot to leave the windows open to get the interior done free...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 09:45 AM (x0n13)

57 36 Don't take a Superior tone with me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Trying to figure out what drug Huron, here.
Posted by: Kari Lake
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Michigan steams like a young man's dreams. The islands and bays are for sportsmen.

Posted by: G. Lightfoot at May 18, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

58 42 Vincent should have painted boobs. Would’ve cheered him up.
Posted by: Bulg

Painted them on canvas, or....?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 09:45 AM (Dv3i1)

59 Hmm, interesting style, I’ll need to look up this artist.

Is "stippling" a technique or style? That's what this looks like. It's pretty effective.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 09:45 AM (ATSTk)

60 Gingerbeard the Skeevy Dutchman.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 09:45 AM (FpHTM)

61 I wonder why having hairs extending down over the upper lip and overlapping into the food consumption area was ever a thing.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

It's worked out pretty well for Sam Elliott.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 09:46 AM (Kyh8Y)

62 I get my great lakes confused sometimes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:46 AM (GpPpW)

63 I wonder why having hairs extending down over the upper lip and overlapping into the food consumption area was ever a thing.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I'm a big fan. Can revisit the scrambled eggs I had for breakfast later in the day.

Posted by: Jerry Colonna at May 18, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)

64 He looks like he hates the artist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 09:46 AM (jehhT)

65 51 I have right many Van Gogh coffee table books as well. Those would reach deep clearance at the book stores.

That's kind of how I obtained it! Way back in my yoot I had a job in the warehouse of a company that bought out the inventories of closed bookstores and resold them. There were a lot of unwanted books that sat around forever, and the very cool boss would just let us take some of them. The Van Gogh book was one of those.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (gtcuf)

66
Don McLean's other hit was about VVG.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf)


American Pie?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (iJfKG)

67 Notice he didn't do the portrait showing his other side.

Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (kU0PQ)

68 51 I have right many Van Gogh coffee table books as well.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:44 AM
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But do you have a coffee table book about coffee tables?

Posted by: Kramer at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

69 He looks like he hates the artist.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Yep. He does/did.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (Kyh8Y)

70 Van Gogh is one of my favorites, and I've always liked this portrait. Of the impressionists, his work always gives me the best impression of what he was trying to capture.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (dg4N9)

71 Amazing the jet pilots were all able to get down in one piece.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:47 AM (GpPpW)

72 Ear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 09:48 AM (bss/y)

73
ASCII Van Gogh

https://tinyurl.com/ASCIIvincent

Impressionists be damned!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:48 AM (s9VOe)

74 >>I get my great lakes confused sometimes.

Maybe start with the fingers?

Posted by: New York state at May 18, 2026 09:48 AM (X8xt3)

75 So his head hair and beard hair were of different colors?
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

It happens, actually.

Posted by: GWB at May 18, 2026 09:48 AM (kU0PQ)

76 He looks REALLY CONCERNED about Ebola.

It's not everyone's cup of tea, but there is a beautifully done 'Doctor Who' episode called 'Vincent and the Doctor' - Doctor Who: Season 5, Episode 10.

The Doctor and hot red-head Amelia Pond met Vincent. It was as much a love letter to the guy as you could get in a sci-fi show.

* * * * *

Oh, art-related...from Instapundit...

A fascinating art social experiment unfolded on social media this week after someone shared an actual Monet painting as an AI-generated artwork and asked people to explain what makes the “AI image” inferior to a genuine Monet piece. There was no shortage of “sharp-eyed” critics eager to chime in.

It all started after X user @SHL0MS posted the painting and wrote: “I just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI. Please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting.”

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“The fact that it looks like s**t and is s**t,” writes @RDL0013 in a since-deleted reply. “Slop. Doesn’t look anywhere near like a Monet. Looks exactly like somebody trying to replicate style and achieving like 20% of it. Not as vibrant as Monet’s typical choice..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 09:48 AM (Sco7b)

77 Maybe start with the fingers?
Posted by: New York state


I don't know where to start with this setup.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Kyh8Y)

78
It's worked out pretty well for Sam Elliott.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2026 09:46 AM (Kyh8Y)


The mustache does all the acting for him.

Much like Sydney Sweeney's boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:50 AM (iJfKG)

79 Vincent should have painted boobs.

And dogs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 18, 2026 09:50 AM (Kt19C)

80 And it's pronounced Van Gu-u-c-c-c-c-h.
Posted by: Phlegmish,[/ii]

**************

Van Going, Van Going, Van Gone - a limeriick

"It's pronounced 'Van Gocccch'!", he cried
"No way, it's Van Goughfff'!", she replied
But then Muldoon came along
And said, "Both of you are wrong.
It's 'Van Go'! (the 'ggghh' is merely implied)!"

Posted by: muldoon at May 18, 2026 09:50 AM (qgHp7)

81 Seneca, Cayuga, Skaneateles, Owasco, Keuka, Canandaigua, Conesus, Hemlock, Canadice, Honeoye, and Otisco .

Whew. The Great Lakes are easier.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:50 AM (gtcuf)

82
I have a beautiful coffee table book of Van Gogh prints. Great one to immerse in every once in a while.

Posted by: Delurker


In what do you immerse them? Coffee? Tea? Chocolate milk?

Do you nibble away at the pages' edges?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:51 AM (s9VOe)

83 Looks very pointillist.
Van Gogh was a truly amazing artist.
Would hang, or sell for many millions
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:51 AM (gu0hJ)

84 May 18 is the 46th anniversary of Mt St Helens blowing her stack.

So. There’s that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:52 AM (PXByH)

85 Van Gogh scenes usually don't do much for me. The technique is fascinating with the disparate bits of color that seem to conflict but end up merging into a whole. I can't imagine seeing the world like that. Is this just natural to him or did he have to practice the process? Unlike other artists I don't recall hearing about finding a lot of test pieces and early sketches he left behind.

The eyes in this painting are the focus for me. They are by far the most detailed and realistic and revealing. The result may be true to life but it sure isn't a happy picture.

Posted by: JTB at May 18, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

86 Ik vind het leuk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)

87 No one has ever successfully used Skaneateles in a limerick.

Posted by: It's Been Proved! at May 18, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)

88 Skaneateles...
Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:50 AM (gtcuf)

===

Really good Friday Fish Fry there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

89 I really like his idyllic agricultural scenes as well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:54 AM (GpPpW)

90 May 18 is the 46th anniversary of Mt St Helens blowing her stack.

So. There’s that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2026 09:52 AM (PXByH)


The Pacific Rim has been very active the last few years.

Maybe the Old Gal will wake up again soon.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:54 AM (iJfKG)

91 Skaneateles is over 600 ft deep.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

92 D&D used to have a "druj" undead that was floating body parts. Eye, hand, skull.
Imagine being chased down a hallway by Van Gogh's possessed floating ear.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:55 AM (gKWVE)

93 Nurse, was Seattle affected much by St. Helens?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

94 The Bath, Michigan School Explosion was 99 years ago today.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee!!! at May 18, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

95 This Van Gogh guy certainly isn't up to Hunter Biden's level.
Would not hang.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 09:56 AM (ZFqKB)

96 Wonder what this prompt would generate with AI?

"Van Gogh art style. Oil on canvas. Mt. St. Helens erupting."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:56 AM (2GVsD)

97 92 Skaneateles is over 600 ft deep.
_____

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Maggadino Family Enterprises at May 18, 2026 09:57 AM (Dv3i1)

98 There once was a lake, Skaneateles
Among lots of lakes hidden in the trees
If an explorer takes
A tour of all these lakes
He can be most assured that it's one of these.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 09:57 AM (gtcuf)

99 D&D used to have a "druj" undead that was floating body parts. Eye, hand, skull. Imagine being chased down a hallway by Van Gogh's possessed floating ear.

Would be forced to listen to Oh No Yoko songs if the ear caught you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 09:58 AM (2GVsD)

100 So ladies, honest question:

Tom Selleck or Sam Elliott Mustache?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 09:58 AM (bss/y)

101 93 D&D used to have a "druj" undead that was floating body parts. Eye, hand, skull.
Imagine being chased down a hallway by Van Gogh's possessed floating ear.
Posted by: gKWVE

I live this nightmare every time I close my eyes.

Posted by: Temple Servant Malchus at May 18, 2026 09:58 AM (oftw2)

102 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

103 Gitchugumee is the really big one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:59 AM (GpPpW)

104 I'll be honest: I have never been that huge a fan of Van Gogh. It's one of those things where I am on the outside looking in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 09:59 AM (bss/y)

105 Thanks to AI, there is no longer a barrier to the average homeowner having a portrait of their own dog playing poker.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2026 09:59 AM (gpQ8/)

106
Skaneateles is over 600 ft deep.
_____

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Maggadino Family Enterprises


How deep is it really now, what with all the canoes filled with guns that have capsized there?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:59 AM (s9VOe)

107 "Van Gogh's floating ear" is a 6th level illusionist spell in 2nd edition.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 10:00 AM (ZFqKB)

108 104 Gitchugumee is the really big one.

Elizabeth Warren's anscestral hunting grounds.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:00 AM (gtcuf)

109 So his head hair and beard hair were of different colors?
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM


Being a hardwood man means that means a lot less.

Posted by: Lance at May 18, 2026 10:00 AM (0sNs1)

110 I wonder why having hairs extending down over the upper lip and overlapping into the food consumption area was ever a thing.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


***********

The answer to this question is plain
Bushy mustaches are really a pain
My father liked to say
It was the fashion of the day
Until eating soup became quite a strain

Posted by: muldoon at May 18, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

111
No, I really have to go fire off some silos and right now. There's junk to be removed from this here domicile!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 10:01 AM (s9VOe)

112 My Grandpa was in his kitchen drinking coffee and watching the mountain when it exploded. They lived in Longview to the southwest, so they escaped the brunt of it, but it still broke a few windows on his house.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2026 10:01 AM (PSEDc)

113 D&D used to have a "druj" undead that was floating body parts. Eye, hand, skull.
Imagine being chased down a hallway by Van Gogh's possessed floating ear.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:55 AM (gKWVE)



His ear's not dead.

It's just pinna for the fjords.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 10:01 AM (iJfKG)

114 Stefano "The Undertaker" Magaddino owned a funeral parlor. He didn't need no lake LOL.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:01 AM (gtcuf)

115 I looked it up.

Sadly it's more pronounced like "skinny atlas" which leaves out my "Can I sip from your Skaneateles please?" pick up line.

Victoria Day today.
No garbage pick-up.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 10:02 AM (Sco7b)

116 Forget it, guys. It's over. No way we can compete with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm

https://tinyurl.com/3k32td95

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

117 Oh hey I got mail from the Smithsonian addressed to Ms. Anna Puma. Wanting a donation.

*tosses letter in garbage*

If I like any of their stuff, will steal it. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 10:03 AM (2GVsD)

118 Apparently Hermes is pronounced hermez. Who knew? Expensive fashion brand.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:03 AM (GpPpW)

119 Loads of Italians in the Central NYS and Finger Lakes region.

Posted by: There Goes The Neighborhood at May 18, 2026 10:04 AM (oftw2)

120 117 Forget it, guys. It's over. No way we can compete with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm

https://tinyurl.com/3k32td95
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

Guys stormed the beaches of Normandy...

For this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

121 Gitchugumee is the really big one.

Posted by: Boss Moss

====

Not book thread, but John Bacon's "Gales of November" is a fascinating history of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking.

He interviewed dozens of family members, former crew, and crew of the ships that were nearby when the Edmund Fitzgerald sank.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2026 10:05 AM (gpQ8/)

122 119 Apparently Hermes is pronounced hermez. Who knew? Expensive fashion brand.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:03 AM (GpPpW)

The only place I have seen their shops is in the airport. They seem to scream: 'You can't afford me!' so I kept on walking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

123
104 Gitchugumee is the really big one.
Posted by: Boss Moss
###

It is said she never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.

Posted by: G. Lightfoot at May 18, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)

124 Back up to $100 oil. Export ban?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (GpPpW)

125 Chipotle has become Waffle House.

https://tinyurl.com/27cymxhb

https://tinyurl.com/cvkrwne8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

126 The UK got CUKT:

https://tinyurl.com/j4em2jdp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (DGD6U)

127 Hermes is pronounced hermez.
And Herdez salsa is pronounced her-deez.
Let's call the whole thing off!

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:08 AM (gtcuf)

128 Forget it, guys. It's over. No way we can compete with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm

https://tinyurl.com/3k32td95
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

Guys stormed the beaches of Normandy...

For this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)


The self-hate and daddy-hate is strong with this one.

She should really just dye herself black and speak with a Jamaican accent or something.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 10:09 AM (iJfKG)

129 Forget it, guys. It's over. No way we can compete with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm

I want to say I can fix her. But I suspect she's unfixable.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:10 AM (gtcuf)

130 Self-Portrait
Vincent van Gogh

I found this self-portrait to be interesting because of the slightly atypical colors. Posted by: CBD
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This article seems to be related:
van Gogh museum nl
5 things you need to know about Van Gogh’s Self-Portraits

(The subtopics are
There are over 35 self-portraits by Vincent but just one portrait photo of him.

Vincent didn’t paint self-portraits because he was vain.

The self-portraits tell us something about his personality.

Three self-portraits hint at Vincent’s illness.

The self-portraits have shaped our image of Vincent.
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As to today's art selection, ambivalent about whether or not I'd hang the portrait painting.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

131 Chipotle has become Waffle House.

https://tinyurl.com/27cymxhb

https://tinyurl.com/cvkrwne8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)


I'm beginning to believe that the Police should just arrest anyone in a hoodie.

You know, as a Pre-Crime Prevention thing like in the movie "Minority Report"...only without Tom Cruise and weird aquatic psychic gingers.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)

132 She should really just dye herself black and speak with a Jamaican accent or something.

Posted by: naturalfake

Mon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

133 youtube.com/watch?v=eCPda6zCPxY

How to pronounce Skaneateles.

Dude has a pretty strong accent so I don't know how close he is to being right. He makes it sound like it rhymes with Minneapolis.

Posted by: muldoon at May 18, 2026 10:13 AM (qgHp7)

134 Damn, a Van Gag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 10:14 AM (snZF9)

135 As to today's art selection, ambivalent about whether or not I'd hang the portrait painting.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)
-

If any of the Horde no longer want an original van Gogh gathering dust in their home, please contact me.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 10:14 AM (DGD6U)

136 I s a youth using a highchair as a weapon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:14 AM (GpPpW)

137 And Herdez salsa is pronounced her-deez.

Her-deez NUTZ!

Posted by: Guy who can't resist a deez nutz joke at May 18, 2026 10:15 AM (TbWk/)

138 Damn, a Van Gag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 10:14 AM (snZF9)
-

Phlegmish?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 10:15 AM (DGD6U)

139 Don’t take Skaneateles if you are allergic to Skaneateles.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

140 Forget it, guys. It's over. No way we can compete with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm

I want to say I can fix her. But I suspect she's unfixable.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:10 AM (gtcuf)

Fixed? She needs to be enslaved in a burka.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 10:15 AM (snZF9)

141 You know, as a Pre-Crime Prevention thing like in the movie "Minority Report"...only without Tom Cruise and weird aquatic psychic gingers.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)

Strange gingers lying in ponds distributing predictions is no basis for a system of law enforcement!

Posted by: Monty Python Report at May 18, 2026 10:17 AM (TbWk/)

142 Britain Avoids Iran Offensive Role Amid Trump Criticism, Highlighting UK’s Defense Shortfalls

-
At least it's a legitimate excuse. "That's right. We're weak and stupid."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

143 The interwebs say she's a single mom. So there's at least one child being subjected to this.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

144 133 "no, mon... me don't want to buy nuttin!'"

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

145 D&D used to have a "druj" undead that was floating body parts. Eye, hand, skull.
Imagine being chased down a hallway by Van Gogh's possessed floating ear.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 09:55 AM (gKWVE)


Druj is from Zoroastrianism, it is either a demoness or one of the myriad of minor demons that surround her, depending on the source material. They are identified with flies, and have to do with death and decay.

[things my head contains for no particular reason]

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:20 AM (rbvCR)

146 You know, as a Pre-Crime Prevention thing like in the movie "Minority Report"

It’s one of the silliest things about such “cautionary” movies. We don’t arrest people for literally committing worse and worse crimes that are obviously going to lead to murder. We don’t arrest people for posting actual threats to commit murder.

Minority Report could have been a lot funnier—or a lot more dystopian—if Tom Cruise’s troubles were against the background of a world where the subways were unusable because of all of the obvious crimes in which the perpetrator was caught and let go; and if politicians were regularly killed because people who threatened to kill them were allowed to try.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 10:20 AM (EXyHK)

147 https://tinyurl.com/3k32td95
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:0

Big deal!

The hummers for Hillary girls, and grossly ... guys, were REALLY commited to winning.

Someone's mowing the lawn. Later this week. Third time this year.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 10:20 AM (Sco7b)

148 Did HMS Dragon run out of water again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 10:20 AM (2GVsD)

149 glorp gleep gloop

Posted by: Paul, who enjoys the sexual affections of dogs at May 18, 2026 10:21 AM (BLRQ5)

150 >>The interwebs say she's a single mom.

Read something earlier about her twerking videos that she's 32 years old.

32.

Still a high school mean girl in spirit, though, as many of the AWFLs are.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 18, 2026 10:21 AM (J4Dwc)

151 Does anyone else get emails reportedly from SSA saying that you have a message in your account? The link looks legit but when I log into my account... no messages.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 10:21 AM (ExV1e)

152 Chipotle has become Waffle House.

https://tinyurl.com/27cymxhb

https://tinyurl.com/cvkrwne8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

I used to recoil whenever I saw someone use the term "chimping out" as I found it racist and dehumanizing. Then I watch things like the clips provided above. The similarities to the mindlessly destructive animalistic behavior of lower simians are hard to deny. I hate that we're in this timeline. Hate it.

Posted by: I'm really struggling with this shit at May 18, 2026 10:22 AM (TbWk/)

153 Does anyone else get emails reportedly from SSA saying that you have a message in your account? The link looks legit but when I log into my account... no messages.

Nope, but then I don’t have messages there either.

You are doing it the right way, it sounds like: don’t click on the link in the email; go directly to your account by way of your existing bookmark or the correct URL.

I really hate when sites send an email about something that is hidden on their web site. PayPal is bad about this. It’s like they want to train their customers to be hacked.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 10:23 AM (EXyHK)

154 Four year old and no job, mon? When I was your age I 'ad a paper route, a koolaid stand, I mowed de lawn, I was a deliveryboy, a babysitter, I worked in de coalmine...gimme back my 'at you lazy lima bean!

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:23 AM (gtcuf)

155 Some pop writer mentioned Zoroastrianism in his novels. What I read of it he was driving around in a ragged VW bug if iirc. Little brother's Physics teacher coach got him reading this stuff I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:23 AM (GpPpW)

156 One needs to look at as many as you can of his over 800 paintings and thousands of drawings to see what an artistic genius Van Gogh was. His sketches show what natural technical talent he had.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:24 AM (qrzX6)

157 he's consulting his auricle.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:24 AM (R11M+)

158 The interwebs say she's a single mom.

Read something earlier about her twerking videos that she's 32 years old.

This is what "strong independent grrrlboss don't need no man" hath wrought.

Posted by: Thanks feminism! at May 18, 2026 10:24 AM (TbWk/)

159 Watxh out for the wall toots.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:25 AM (GpPpW)

160 Back up to $100 oil. Export ban?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (GpPpW)


The problem is not that we are exporting extra oil, the problem is that we don't have sufficient refinery capacity since no one has built a new refinery since 1976 and California is shutting their refineries down.
ALSO because of the Jones Act (which restricts US to US port shipping on non-US built and operated hulls which was put in place to "reduce the cost and facilitate the market for US shipbuilding" and did the opposite) we can't ship from the East coast to the West coast, so they sell the oil and refined fuel overseas.

We had a restriction on exporting crude. It drove the prices up by killing production because it restricted the market and there was not enough capacity to refine here in the US. It will do it again. Until we have more refineries.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:25 AM (rbvCR)

161 I think Waffle House still reigns supreme when it comes to epic beatdowns. It's a much classier clientele. Sophisticated even.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 10:26 AM (jehhT)

162 he painted this in the vestibular.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

163 Wakes up
Scratches.
Looks around
Dang.he used to paint by sound but in his later years was only half as good as he used to be.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB)

164
Saw the new horror movie "Obsession" this weekend.

Very well done horror movie, shocking in parts but not spectacularly gory (except for one part). Not the date movie of the year.

The story concerns a guy in love with a gal who has him in the friend zone. He wants to tell her how he feels but is too shy, and kind of a weenie.
He buys her a silly "Make a Wish" gift but blows that moment and in a moment in frustration uses it himself to "make her love him more than anyone in the world". His wish comes true...but not in the way he wanted. Yes, this is a Monkey's Paw type story. Hijinks ensue.

It's pretty great. Great Acting. Great Writing, directing, and editing. You will be shocked, creeped-out, and kept on your toes throughout the movie. It's a horror movie so I don't want to oversell it. But, great job to all involved.

My one complaint is that it comes to a great and satisfactory horror ending one minute or so before the actual end before it comes to the actual end. IMHO, they should've stuck with that but the actual ending is fine.

If this sounds like you will like it, you will love it.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

165 [things my head contains for no particular reason]
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:20 AM (rbvCR)

I blame TSR. Where I to have studied Grey's Anatomy half as much as I did those damn D&D books and the source material I'd be a Doctor.

I can baffle anybody with endless streams of bullshit I picked up during those years.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 10:27 AM (ZFqKB)

166 Geez, just a saw a picture of Babs Streisand.

She is looking more and more like Ozzy Osbourne.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2GVsD)

167 Vincent didn’t paint self-portraits because he was vain.

The self-portraits tell us something about his personality.

------------------

He did a lot of self portraits because he had no money to pay for models. He painted and sketched every day .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:27 AM (qrzX6)

168 159 The interwebs say she's a single mom.

Read something earlier about her twerking videos that she's 32 years old.

This is what "strong independent grrrlboss don't need no man" hath wrought.
Posted by: Thanks feminism!
____
Her parents must be so proud!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

169 117 Forget it, guys. It's over. No way we can compete with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mt6wnhcm
----
The 13th Congressional District -
US Senators Gary Peters, Elissa Slotkin
US Representative, Shri Thanedar

In 2024, there were 1.19 times more Black or African American (Non-Hispanic) residents (341k people) in Congressional District 13, MI than any other race or ethnicity. There were 287k White (Non-Hispanic) and 36.5k Other (Hispanic) residents, the second and third most common ethnic groups.

The most common non-English languages spoken as the primary language in households in Congressional District 13, MI are Spanish (55,658 households), Arabic (26,672 households), and Bengali (11,461 households).,

>Morgan Lewis, LawFlash, Campbell’s Stipulated Order Reinforces Trademark Protection in Political Speech

The Campbell’s Company and CSC Brands LP recently resolved a trademark infringement lawsuit against Michigan congressional candidate Shelby Nicole Campbell and her “Campbell for Congress” campaign, which used imagery closely resembling the iconic Campbell’s soup can design in her 2026 campaign materials. (More)

🤷‍♀️ But imho minority women WILL NOT support her.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:28 AM (NFX2v)

170 He did a lot of self portraits because he had no money to pay for models. He painted and sketched every day .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:27 AM (qrzX6)


The whole giving people body parts thing was a turn off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

171 van's labrynth.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

172 I shan't believe it!

Convicted Minnesota Fraudster Reveals Ilhan Omar Knew All About Minnesota Fraud Scandal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

173 Everyone now thinks the rakshasha is a tiger because David Trampier drew it as one.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 10:29 AM (gKWVE)

174 Romans countrymen lend me your ear.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:29 AM (GpPpW)

175 168. He did a lot of self portraits because he had no money to pay for models. He painted and sketched every day .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Yup. That's a point in the article.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

176 he was quite sensitive and loved a good ultricle.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

177 Van Gogh first caught my attention because of his use of color. He's my favorite of that genre.

Posted by: Crusader at May 18, 2026 10:32 AM (TN0g+)

178 after talking to auditory hallucinations at work his boss was forced to say, sorry vince i'm going to have to saccule.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:32 AM (R11M+)

179 Why is Ilhan Omar still in the U.S.?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 18, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

180 180 Why is Ilhan Omar still in the U.S.?

The Congressional UniParty protects its own.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:33 AM (gtcuf)

181 we don't have sufficient refinery capacity since no one has built a new refinery since 1976

"But that would take ten years!"
- the winning argument for fifty years.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 10:34 AM (ATSTk)

182 If shr returned home one of her countrymen would steal all her loot.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:34 AM (GpPpW)

183 How are we gonna worm our way out of all these ear puns?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

184 Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits Volume II.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:36 AM (GpPpW)

185 I don't think Van Gogh shot himself. I think it was a punk kid that was always F'ing with him. He went out with all of his painting equipment that day and after he was shot he managed to return to town without any of it. The gun was never found and Van Gogh was never known to have a gun. One rarely shoot themselves in the stomach to commit suicide. Also they just stay where they are. And Van Gogh was the kind of person who wouldn't turn in the culprit . He probably thought he was doing him a favor.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:36 AM (qrzX6)

186 If this sounds like you will like it, you will love it.

Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

Thank you very much for the review!!

On Instagram - which doesn't piss me off - Madeleine and Violet McGraw had pictures and raved about the movie.

Madeleine was Gwen in 'Black Phone' one and two and her sister Violet was the human girl in the 'M3gan' movies so they've done horror movies. Nice to have another opinion though.

I'll look for it when it hits home video. I like closed-captioning.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 18, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)

187 >>Why is Ilhan Omar still in the U.S.?

Because here is where the sweet, sweet fraud money is.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 18, 2026 10:36 AM (J4Dwc)

188 189 Lost chance to sock Willie Sutton.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

189 "hey, vince! lobe that over here!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:39 AM (R11M+)

190 Ear today, gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Delurker at May 18, 2026 10:39 AM (gtcuf)

191 Posted by: Le Haim at May 18, 2026 10:34 AM (7EbTZ)

You live in a retarded fantasy world. Self hating idiots are the worst. Don't forget to take your psych meds.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:39 AM (qrzX6)

192 comfy smoking jacket.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

193 185 How are we gonna worm our way out of all these ear puns?
Posted by: Bulg

Don't take the bait!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 10:40 AM (Dv3i1)

194 193 i've been resisting, but the second attempt just makes it so cringy.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:41 AM (R11M+)

195 She loves my cochlea.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:42 AM (GpPpW)

196 >>How are we gonna worm our way out of all these ear puns?


Gotta bolt from the conversation, or the punster ill ring around you, with piercing commentary!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:43 AM (X8xt3)

197 197 hahaha worse than mine

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)

198 >>Why is Ilhan Omar still in the U.S.?


A guess?
She has a lot of foreign support from CAIR and Qatar.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:44 AM (X8xt3)

199 193 You live in a retarded fantasy world. Self hating idiots are the worst. Don't forget to take your psych meds.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 10:39 AM (qrzX6)

There are a lot of people out there who SHOULD hate themselves.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 10:45 AM (iXqHn)

200 Depression is just looking back on your lack of achievements honestly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:46 AM (GpPpW)

201 This morning I am making cinnamon rolls for my wife.
Yeasted dough with rye malt, butter and brown sugar filling, and penuche frosting.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:46 AM (rbvCR)

202 legion post guys, all gone now.
weiss, "you're in a good mood!"
oly, climbing stairs, "got new hearing aids"
weiss, "how do you like 'em?"
oly, "best ones yet"
weiss, "what kind is it?"
oly, "oh, about 3:30"

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

203 BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

Posted by: Mount Saint Helens at May 18, 2026 10:47 AM (BRvvM)

204 Nurse, was Seattle affected much by St. Helens?
Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)


Any time the Seattle politicians want to divert public attention from some particularly nasty bit of corruption, they f!oat a dozen stories about volcanoes and how Mt Rainier is overdue. All the local karens go apeshit. Then they test the local volcano warning system, which always fails, and raise taxes to "fix" it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 10:47 AM (2WIwB)

205 you know who else liked "penuche frosting?"

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

206 >>This morning I am making cinnamon rolls for my wife.
Yeasted dough with rye malt, butter and brown sugar filling, and penuche frosting.


What a way to start the week!
You rock

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:48 AM (X8xt3)

207 Three Hispanic teens arrested for carrying out ONE DOZEN shootings in Austin over the weekend

https://tinyurl.com/3sm97njv

Austin Police Chief Lisa Davis said a 15-year-old and a 17-year-old were taken into custody after a string of shootings, vehicle thefts and robberies across South and East Austin.

Authorities said the 17-year-old had an active warrant for stealing a firearm from the same store where the 15-year-old allegedly stole another gun Saturday. Investigators believe the suspects stole more than four vehicles during the spree and may have switched vehicles multiple times.
. . . .
Late Sunday night, the Manor Police Department announced a third suspect who fled from a vehicle during a pursuit in Manor had been located and detained. Officials said there is 'no ongoing threat to the public at this time.'

-
During the 12 shootings, four people were injured, one critically.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

208 >>Why is Ilhan Omar still in the U.S.?
----------
I'd get used to this. Not every illegal who enters the US has free shit on their mind. Some have political aspirations.

There are already migrants here in the US that are in Congress and their allegiance isn't to America. It's to their "people."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 10:49 AM (jehhT)

209 For twerking girl, it would be great to get stories from the guys who have known her to get a more-rounded picture of what a hard-working, level-headed, practical decision maker she is.

I bet we'd get stories.


Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 10:49 AM (Sco7b)

210 There's been a steady drum beat of ear puns.

Posted by: Didja notice at May 18, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

211 Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:48 AM (X8xt3)

I announced I was leaving scones with sultanas for Brit Lass in the morning on one of the night threads last week, and no one gave a fuck!

They came out great btw. I have always had trouble with scones.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 10:51 AM (GD4ux)

212 Why is Ilhan Omar still in the U.S.?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 18, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)


"limited hang out to dry"

If Nur gets prosecuted, it means all her peers in Congress may get investigated as well. It is one and the same with the "blue wall" on internal investigations in dirty departments.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:51 AM (rbvCR)

213 There are already migrants here in the US that are in Congress and their allegiance isn't to America. It's to their "people."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 10:49 AM (jehhT)
=====
Still amazed after 100 years of "Fvck that guy he's from Staten Island" that New Yorkers elected as mayor someone who is not even American let alone from New York.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

214 Hammering out ear puns on the anvil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:52 AM (GpPpW)

215 you know who else liked "penuche frosting?"

Me.

Penuche frosting. Peanut penuche. Caramel penuche. Penuche bars. Coconut penuche candy.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2026 10:52 AM (EXyHK)

216 Stateless, how is the monkey coming along?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

217 CNBC, State judge blocks evidence from Luigi Mangione backpack in UnitedHealthcare CEO murder case
Published Mon, May 18 202610:06 AM, Updated 18 Min Ago, Dan Mangan


Key Points
A New York state court judge blocked prosecutors in the murder trial of Luigi Mangione from using some of the evidence from his backpack when he was detained by police in Altoona, Pa.
Mangione is accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in Manhattan.
“The evidence found during the search of the backpack at the McDonald’s must be suppressed, including the magazine, cellphone, passport, wallet and computer chip,” the judge wrote.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

218 Maybe it's time to stop with the female police chiefs.

Posted by: Yeah, I said it at May 18, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

219 They came out great btw. I have always had trouble with scones.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 10:51 AM (GD4ux)
====

Cherry Cranberry scones a few days ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:53 AM (RIvkX)

220 >>They came out great btw. I have always had trouble with scones.

"Sultanas" - reminds me of the Great British Bake Off.
Sounds delicious!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:53 AM (X8xt3)

221
The problem is not that we are exporting extra oil, the problem is that we don't have sufficient refinery capacity since no one has built a new refinery since 1976 and California is shutting their refineries down.

___________

Can't say I'm an expert, but building a new refinery - assuming the BANANAs let you - is that it's incredibly capital intensive. I can see expanding and debottlenecking existing capacity but I also see that LyondellBasell's Houston refinery is being demolished for lack of a buyer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 10:54 AM (HdYcL)

222 >>Cherry Cranberry scones a few days ago.


Dang! You guys need to be sending pictures of these to CBD for the Sunday Food thread.

All sounds so delicious!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:54 AM (X8xt3)

223 Cherry Cranberry scones a few days ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:53 AM (RIvkX)

She doesn't like tart stuff too much but I bet I would like that. I like tarts, that's why I like her.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 10:55 AM (GD4ux)

224 Cherry Cranberry scones a few days ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 10:53 AM (RIvkX)


Lemon-blueberry here.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 10:55 AM (2WIwB)

225 "and buttered scones for tea"

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)

226 218 Stateless, how is the monkey coming along?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 10:52 AM 

Thanks for asking!

Everything is here. Pedestal is buried in the ground. I just have to pick up cement to ce,ent the outside one to his pedestal. The inside one should be fine.

I'll have pictures when they're in place.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 18, 2026 10:55 AM (Sco7b)

227 Welp, Laura Loomer and Massie's girlfriend have claimed that Massie was sexing up Lauren Boebert immediately after his wife died.

And there are other claims that Massie is down double digits now in that primary vote set for tomorrow.

Last note, MS district court order on voting districts in Mississippi was just overturned by Scotus. Justice Action Jackson dissents from the order.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 10:56 AM (E4rtv)

228 Great, now I'm craving scones!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 10:56 AM (X8xt3)

229 91> The Pacific Rim has been very active the last few years. Maybe the Old Gal will wake up again soon.

The Old Gal's Rim was angry that day, my friends

Posted by: Georgie Likes Bananas at May 18, 2026 10:56 AM (U3fVU)

230 Three Hispanic teens arrested for carrying out ONE DOZEN shootings in Austin over the weekend

Honestly I thought they were Chechens when I read "white or Hispanic". Whatever they were, they should be tried as adults. Bubba in Huntsville gonna love 'em.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 10:56 AM (gKWVE)

231 "flowery twats"

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 10:57 AM (R11M+)

232 Massie sure has a wide coalition behind him.
Of "American Reich" edgelords, Mike Pence acolytes, Boebert, MTG, and many many Democrats.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 10:58 AM (gKWVE)

233 FWIW, on X

Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
·
3h
EXCLUSIVE:

During my 2 hour exclusive interview with Cynthia West
@Cyntaxed007
, she explained in greater detail the sexual things
@RepThomasMassie
asked her to do that she didn’t want to do.

She told me that when they would have sex, Massie asked her to tell him dirty and pornographic stories that included fake scenarios about him meeting up with other married couples and girls as young as 19 and 20 years old. Cynthia recalls telling him the young woman he wanted her to tell made up sexual stories about was in similar age to his daughter, and she declined and refused to indulge his sexual demands because Cynthia felt it was demeaning, gross and inappropriate.

She recounted one instance where Massie told her they were even going to “meet up” with the couple he demanded that she sexualize in stories while they were intimate.

I asked her if she was suggesting Massie was asking her to engage in swinger meet ups, and she said yes.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)

234 Joe Munchkin is gone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:58 AM (GpPpW)

235 > Welp, Laura Loomer and Massie's girlfriend have claimed that Massie was sexing up Lauren Boebert immediately after his wife died.
---------
I seem to recall the stronk, MAGA women; Boebert, MTG, Mace, etc. being smart, conservative women with boobs!

Any left in office that aren't nutters?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 10:58 AM (jehhT)

236 Three Hispanic teens arrested for carrying out ONE DOZEN shootings in Austin over the weekend


Shit!
Come on Texas! How did these little twerps lived long enough to shoot that many times???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 10:59 AM (2WIwB)

237 During my 2 hour exclusive interview with Cynthia West
@Cyntaxed007
, she explained in greater detail the sexual things
@RepThomasMassie
asked her to do that she didn’t want to do.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!
-Meatloaf

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 10:59 AM (Dv3i1)

238 Joe Munchkin is gone?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 10:58 AM (GpPpW)


Imma gonna use that for a sock

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 10:59 AM (rbvCR)

239 Oh, and the state of Texas should try these little bastards. Not Austin. Austin's DA is José Pompa Garza. Why do I know the name of some rinky dink DA? Because he's got Soros' arm up his bottom and refuses to prosecute crime in his city.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 18, 2026 11:00 AM (gKWVE)

240 237 The Luna chick?

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

241 Any left in office that aren't nutters?
____

Anna Paulina Luna?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 11:00 AM (Dv3i1)

242 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

243 And now, a word from the Chicken Man.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Rep Steve Cohen on Republicans redistricting him out of office in Tennessee:
“They’re colonizing Memphis."
Absolutely. Hysterical.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

244 “The evidence found during the search of the backpack at the McDonald’s must be suppressed, including the magazine, cellphone, passport, wallet and computer chip,” the judge wrote.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)
====

This is crazy! How can searching the belongings and person of someone arrested for 1st degree murder be unconstitutional? How are law enforcement supposed to protect themselves from such an imminent threat? What if the perp had a bomb?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:14 AM (RIvkX)

245 Willowed yet again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 11:15 AM (RIvkX)

246 Chipotle has become Waffle House.

https://tinyurl.com/27cymxhb

https://tinyurl.com/cvkrwne8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 18, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

Download the video and dub chimpanzees screaming over the audio. Send it to Hakeem and Rev Al. Music under should be Yakity Sax.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2026 11:16 AM (5xuJ/)

247 I can't ear you Guv'ner.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

248 a spectacular Van Gogh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2026 11:56 AM (OziX7)

249 I have been lucky enough to visit the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam. They have all his self portraits in a row chronologically. There are about 25-30 of them. It is one of the most disturbing things I have ever experienced, by the time you reach the last of them, you have watched the man go insane. The man truly painted what he saw.

Posted by: Riddle at May 18, 2026 12:08 PM (uE32N)

250 He does look remarkably like Kirk Douglas.

Posted by: Ken at May 18, 2026 04:14 PM (TNSUF)

251 "Would you rather be a happy accountant living a nice but boring life, or a tortured depressive creating great art that's remembered forever?"

.... "I'm thinking!"

Posted by: TR at May 18, 2026 04:54 PM (hazdd)

The Morning Report — 5/ 18/26

FauciColonna.jpg


Good morning kids. As Bugs Bunny imitating Jerry Colonna might intone "Ahh, something new has been added!" Well, not really, as the age old theme of what's old is new again is in operation today. Last week it was Hantavirus, and now we have this crap raising its head again:

If Americans won’t have the meekness to get sick enough ahead of the midterm elections to justify lockdowns and all mail-in ballots, it seems globalists might be willing to manufacture another “global health emergency.” Hopefully Donald Trump and We the People are too smart to fall for that destructive nonsense twice.

Well, I fear that that might be putting hope over experience. I'd like to think the sentiment of "We won't get fooled again!" is indeed our collective watchword. Well, we shall certainly see, although color me skeptical, and yet maybe just maybe?

Dr. Anthony Fauci deserves to be indicted — but he probably won’t be, because his role in the origin of the COVID-19 pandemic that he fought so hard to cover up opens up a can of worms that nobody wants to confront.
He has his great patron Joe Biden’s blanket preemptive pardon to keep him safe from federal charges. But the recent indictment of his former factotum, David Morens, on federal charges of conspiracy and record-destruction for scheming to cover up Fauci’s role in funding the risky gain-of-function research on bat viruses at the notorious Wuhan lab in China, where the COVID-19 outbreak almost certainly began, has raised hopes that Fauci is still in the crosshairs of the DOJ.
President Trump has declared Biden’s last-minute autopen pardon of Fauci invalid, which would make it possible that he could be prosecuted for perjury over his 2024 testimony to Congress.Fauci’s boss, Francis Collins, didn’t receive an autopen pardon, so he also is fair game.
Then there is the bombshell testimony last week from CIA whistleblower James Erdman, who alleged a multi-agency coverup involving Fauci, who was then the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.
“Dr. Fauci’s role in the coverup was intentional,” Erdman testified, alleging that Fauci inserted himself into CIA deliberations about the origins of the virus — once on Feb. 3, 2020, and again on June 4, 2021 — to try to influence the analysis away from the lab-leak hypothesis most CIA analysts were leaning toward and instead persuade them to accept the farcical “natural origins” narrative, in which the virus bubbled up from an animal in a wet market fully adapted to infect humans.
According to Erdman, Fauci provided the Intelligence Community with “a conflicted list of curated subject matter experts, public health officials and scientists,” several of whom were involved in publishing the notorious discredited Nature Medicine paper, “The proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2,” which dismissed the accidental lab leak theory.

Well, as fictional lawman William Munny would coldly state "Deserves got nothing to do with it!" Our all too real corrupted justice system will shield Fauci until the day he draws his last breath likely a free man and rolling in ill-gotten wealth from a career of inflicting, pain, misery and death on countless innocent people.

And also in the justice delayed is justice denied category we have the second worst crime of the century that goes hand-in-hand with COVID since the latter was the cover that enabled this in the first place:

During this week’s broadcast of Fox News Channel’s “Sunday Morning Futures,” Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche discussed the Department of Justice’s ongoing efforts to uncover evidence that the 2020 election was “rigged.”

The acting AG vowed to make public his agency’s findings.. . “And the reality of the answer to that is because it takes a lot of work to uncover what happened in 2020,” he continued. “It takes a lot of old, good old-fashioned law enforcement, police work, which is what we’re doing. And we have great prosecutors working on it as well. And I expect that — and I assure you, I assure the American people that as soon as we have something to say for it, whether it’s charges, whether it’s a report, whether it’s the results of an investigation, the American people will learn about what we uncovered.”

Let 's assume for argument's sake that the evidence is indeed released what justice/restitution is there for President Trump and the American people? The only thing we can hope for is that it has a salutary effect going forward. But considering the cancer that is Leftism and the Democrat Party will require the equivalent of a radioactive stake through its black heart for anything resembling justice and the prevention of 2020 ever repeating.

So, "By any means necessary" means what exactly?

The same people tagging their social media with ‘8647’ as they fume from their Northern Virginia bedroom communities over federal government reforms can hardly claim that they don’t want Trump dead. It’s as implausible as their companion claim that Iran’s chant of ‘Death to America’ is a metaphor for geopolitical change and not a call for war and destruction. They’d like us to believe that they want Trump dead badly enough to buy a $12.95 ‘Made in China’ sign wishing for that happy outcome, but that they don’t actually want to see it happen.

They’re not denying the three official Trump assassination attempts by their own faction (not counting the Iranian ones) because they don’t want Trump dead, but because they don’t want their side to suffer the political fallout and they don’t want Trump to pick up political sympathy.

It’s not the murder they object to, it’s taking the blame for it, and the victim becoming a martyr.

As if they really care at this point?!

And so New York City Councilwoman Vickie Paladino (R-Queens) quite correctly observed that “Democrats have declared the entire electoral process illegitimate because they sometimes lose elections. They are prepared to torch the entire country in order ‘neutralize red states’. This is the language of civil war.” Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch noted thatTop of FormBottom of Form “@KamalaHarris doesn’t think it is a ‘bad idea’ to destroy our constitutional republic.”

Indeed. That is exactly the case. And it’s not just Harris alone. The Democrats in general have now refined their hatred of America’s Founding Fathers to include a determination to destroy the system they built. They constructed a vehicle for limited and responsible government. But for Harris and the left, it’s all about raw power: getting it, and keeping it. Forever.

Because they will never just leave us alone to live our lives in peace, It's us or them. Either we submit or die. And neither of those options are acceptable to me. So unless there is a massive sea change in their worldview an stranglehold on the cultural/educational system as well as preventing them from attaining any position of political power, from president all the way down to town dog-catcher, for at least a generation, we face an existential threat, my friends.

Have a good day.


    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • If Americans won’t have the meekness to get sick enough ahead of the midterm elections to justify lockdowns and all mail-in ballots, it seems globalists might be willing to manufacture another “global health emergency.” Hopefully Donald Trump and We the People are too smart to fall for that destructive nonsense twice. (sadly, IMHO that is TBD! - jjs)
    Here We Go Again: WHO Says Ebola Is Global Emergency as U.S. Virologist Smuggles in Pathogens


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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Here is a fanfare for the morning: https://youtu.be/5LoUm_r7It8
John Adams: Short Ride in a Fast Machine – BBC Proms 2014

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

2
Good morning everyone!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (x0n13)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (NcvvS)

4 Mornin' J.J.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (O7YUW)

5 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (DGD6U)

6 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (RIvkX)

7 Hola Horde. May your week ahead be healthy and prosperous!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2026 07:15 AM (G5gno)

8 Had two strong squall line drench me last night. Some hail, not much. 4 inch diameter hail promised tonight for round two of May in Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

9 Good morning, J.J. Thank you for our morning intel and the good commentary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

10 JJ, Under HEALTH AND HEALTHCARE, the last line reads:

The most common form of cancer among men in the US, aft

So... colon cancer?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:17 AM (DGD6U)

11 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:17 AM (jehhT)

12 Oh my. Cuba is going to attack Key West.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

13 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e)

14

OOPS. Formatting fixed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13)

15 fd

Isn't Key West uses to missiles up the wazoo?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

16 J.J. Sefton

Yeah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

17 Top 20 but that's because a co-worker was talking.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (jjoN6)

18 Is the MR a double post within the MR?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (iMotb)

19 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (Hbeqj)

20 Thanks, JJ.

I thought I was losing my mind for a moment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:22 AM (iMotb)

21 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

How have you and your tribe been doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

22 Happy Monday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:23 AM (/+uur)

23 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

24 Not to intrude into the Morning Report, but most of you know my concerns about Maryland Governor Wes Moore, (D) and his naked ambition to run for President.

This is the second part of an in-depth investigation into claims he has made concerning his military service prior to running for office.


Feel free to share, and provide more exposure to this report, if you are so inclined.

https://tinyurl.com/bdc6yajm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (iMotb)

25 For those of you who didn't know, another Euro-Turkish flotilla - sans Gretta - is trying to break the IDF's naval blockade around Gaza.

How's it going?

https://tinyurl.com/546xsd7m

Hoping that the IDF stops being stupid and just puts 4 inch shells below the waterlines of the remaining boats.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (DGD6U)

26 Salty!

Doing well.

Son and wife close on their first home next week.

So we have all been rather busy.

But, doing well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (iMotb)

27 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)
-

Wish it was Carignan day.

That's my fun day!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (DGD6U)

28 The most common form of cancer among men in the US, after skin cancer, prostate cancer often comes with traditional treatments that cause difficult side effects. Now, a recent study may have found a potentially easier, less disruptive and more effective way to treat the second leading cause of male cancer deaths.

You are not keeping my spirits up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e)

29 Naomi Wolf had an X post yesterday where she claims there's evidence that a significant subset of people who got the clot shot are no longer able to think for them selves. No more independent agency, but they can and do follow orders. Explains a lot.

Wolf is kinda fascinating to me. She was coastal bubble leftist and began to unwind that during the Covid tyranny. Seems like everyday she questions another absolutely certain principle she once held.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (l26NL)

30 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Outstanding!

Arn't you glad he was not on the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

31 German intelligence later reported that Iran continued seeking technology for a military nuclear program after the deal was signed.

well duh
Germans sold them all their nuke making shit

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

32
Cloobeck, the real estate billionaire who bankrolled Swalwell’s gubernatorial bid before cutting ties, turned himself in Tuesday at the West Hollywood sheriff’s station, according to the Times.

Lefties scream a lot about boiling billionaires in oil, etc. But have you noticed how many are pals with billionaires and how much of the Left those same billionaires fund?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (HdYcL)

33 About those Cuban drones...

I read a report yesterday that suggested Cuba either bought, or was "given" some number (it varies from dozens to hundreds) of knock-off Shahed drones by China. That these revelations came out shortly after Trump's trip to chat with Xi is.... interesting. If true.

Yet, I wouldn't discount any mentions of CIA involvement either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (jehhT)

34 Fauci has been involved in lots of Deep State shenanigans.

I say bring charges and let him argue that he got a blanket pardon. Exposure is the punishment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (dtajH)

35 Lot of libtard sodomites and wine karens who worship oprah's fat ass in Gay West.

Cuba should bomb the place.

Posted by: Old Iron Pants at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (mC7bQ)

36 I used to have a different nic

Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

37 "Arn't you glad he was not on the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7?"

True dat.

But he will be deploying fairly soon.

And looking forward to it.

He would rather be on the flight deck than on shore duty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

38 And with that, time to go.


TTFN

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

39 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Flight Ops has a way of focusing your attention.

I cut my first shore duty in half to get back to sea. I understand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

40 Actually I'm trying to hype the hantavirus so I can work from home for the next three years, okay?

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (mY6HM)

41 The UK on the Brink

Generally speaking, I like Sikhs. The person in that article should be hanged with his turban as a warning to others.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (jjoN6)

42 The other angle with Fauci is that if he's been pardoned, then he can't invoke the Fifth and must testify about lots of damning things. And risk a perjury trap.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 07:36 AM (dtajH)

43 Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)


I get sexually molested on Wednesday morning and then it's #2weeks for the news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

44 I used to have a different nic

The deaths occur primarily in older men than you. After 75-80, the docs let it go, as it normally is slow growing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

45 Fellow Texan
Today I get to vote against John Wayne McCornyn
AGAIN

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

46 I used to have a different nic

No modesty left in an urology clinic. Ask me how I know.

One nurse and I laugh about my first prep for an exam of the bladder. Now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

47 He would rather be on the flight deck than on shore duty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM


You don't pull sea pay or flight deck pay sitting on shore duty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (0N4FZ)

48 good morning JJ, Horde, totally legit space aliens who aren't a psyop

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (/6r4m)

49 My spirit animal Jesse Kelly says we just need one scalp to straighten out the Senate Republicans.

We have one. And now Cornyn will lose. That's two.

But look at the Senate Republican Caucus and despair.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (mY6HM)

50 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (l26NL)

51 Nobody but the NOCs was "fooled" the first time - and that's unremarkable, because they're "fooled" by everything.

The rest knew it was all bullshit pretty quickly. Some (mostly) those of us who knew it was bullshit to begin with) did just say "whatever, you're all full of bullshit. Miss me with you masks and needles. Also, reopen everything."

But most took the real message - "this is bullshit but you better pretend it isn't or we'll keep harming you" - to heart.

As they will next time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:41 AM (BI5O2)

52 One of our morons- forgetting his name, but God knows- is having knee replacement surgery today. Please keep him in prayer for the surgery and recovery. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (rZCVI)

53 Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

He has a very attractive wife. I was shown the wedding pictures at the TxMoMeet. I never saw a happier man. Money is not the issue, I bet.

But for career advancement, underway time is vital.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

54 When I try to read food ingredients my eyes glaze over. I know the bad stuff, but there are ingredient chemicals I have no idea about.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (l26NL)

55 The commiecrats don't want you dead; they want you enslaved. Same with the Muslims. But they will kill and destroy to get their way.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 18, 2026 07:44 AM (47/pr)

56 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

That is why I don't worry about Chinese students in universities. They get miseducated, and the observant ones like America in their hearts.

Well, the Universities need those foreign students to survive, so there is a downside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

57 43 Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

I get sexually molested on Wednesday morning and then it's #2weeks for the news.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

I know we get on medical science, but the US medical field has been wildly improving cancer treatments just in this last decade. As we say for my blood cancer, don't ask Dr. Google for life span - he's outdated more and more every day.

For the record, at my diagnosis, I was projected to live 2-5 years by Dr. Google (when I had my original wrong diagnosis). If it had been the now correct one, I'd have been projected to live about 13 months. Right now, I'll be 6 years this July, when I'm likely swapping to treatment 2 with no sign of hopping off this mortal coil yet.

Just make sure you get a doc who is an expert on your cancer and what's possible.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)

58 Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:46 AM (AnnNE)

59 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

The Journal of Food Technology is not for you, then. It was an eye-opener to me.

Seriously, we survived as a species without refrigerators. A few substitutions and a lot of the bad stuff goes away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

60 Tom Servo

I expect there is a lot of hidden stuff that is undermining the IRCG going on.

You know we are looking hard for their locations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:46 AM (AnnNE)
=====

I've been ready since 1980.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

63 PFauci has a PFupa!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Sailors belong on ships, and ships belong at sea.

Posted by: Old Pentagon saying at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

65 “For far too long Climate Activism has been used by Dumocrats to scare Americans, push horrible Energy Polices, and fund BILLIONS into their bogus research programs. Unlike the Dumocrats, who use Climate Alarmism nonsense to push their GREEN NEW SCAM, my Administration will always be based on TRUTH, SCIENCE, and FACT! President DONALD J. TRUMP,”

--

He actually called them Dumocrats. LOL I'm sure gonna miss PDT when he's out of office.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

66 50 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (l26NL)

An alternative explanation; our current higher education no longer matches up with current needs and requirements. The system is dying because of that, and anyone with true critical thinking skills has already figured that out.
I don’t mean all schools, I believe many of the Junior Colleges and regional schools still do a fine job of meeting their users needs. But the “flagship” Ivy League schools, the “big names”? Inhabited by midwit’s and halfwits only.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AnnNE)

67 > Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---------
I think the US forces in that theater needed some time to rearm and regroup after several weeks of pretty intense operations.

IMO there was (likely) some covert stuff going on behind the scenes with Israel to get the civilian Iranians some organized resistance to the IRGC. The IRGC seems to be the entity we have the greatest number of problems with. It should be something the locals deal with... if they can.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (jehhT)

68 57 Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)


And in dealing with my brain cancer, the advances in treatments are coming fast and furious, so I might have a shot at perhaps outrunning it and dying of something totally unrelated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13)

69 "Actually I'm trying to hype the hantavirus so I can work from home for the next three years, okay?
Posted by: blaster

I would not put it past the DemoRATS to spread hantavirus just to throw an election.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (vFG9F)

70 J.J. Sefton

May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

71
But the “flagship” Ivy League schools, the “big names”? Inhabited by midwit’s and halfwits only.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AnnNE)


Once you get in places like that, you'll get your credential. Unless you never show up to classes or take an exam, you'll be summa cum laude. Outside of STEM, there's no need to learn anything, just network.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (HdYcL)

72 68 57 Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)


And in dealing with my brain cancer, the advances in treatments are coming fast and furious, so I might have a shot at perhaps outrunning it and dying of something totally unrelated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13)

It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL)

73 Media Complains Arrest of Mayor Spying for China Will Lead to “Anti-Asian Backlash”

And peaceful Muslim community worried about anti-Muslim backlash after tomorrow's terrorist attack.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (jjoN6)

74 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday.
I got a great laugh reading Andrea Widburg's article about Seattle being overrun by LGBT+ lunatics. The theater kid Marxist mayor Wilson appears to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown, hopefully this puts her over the edge. Condolences to any Seattle Horde folk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (gu0hJ)

75
It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL)


Good, fast, cheap. Pick two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (HdYcL)

76 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.

--

Even thought I recognize it's been getting worse and worse, I console myself knowing that it's been that way for a long time. Besides, you aren't allowed to say you're anything but are far leftist in academia.

Academia doesn't seem to have anything to do with actual academics in the literal sense anymore. They're leftist factories churning out little haybale cubes of indoctrinated, propagandized robots who seem to have no other calling than to spread their leftism through "activism," and yes, violence. They can't be reasoned with. I'd love nothing more than to see the utter and complete collapse of the American "education" system. The root of so many problems, so much decay and rot in the young American mind.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

77 think the US forces in that theater needed some time to rearm and regroup after several weeks of pretty intense operations.”

The first two weeks stand down, I agree. After that - for some reason I’m uncomfortable with a military strategy that has faith and hope as its primary components, rather than action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:00 AM (AnnNE)

78 "Doctors may have found an easier way to treat prostate cancer — could become new ‘standard of care’"

Easy peasy.

Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

79
Time to make my 7:00 call to Her Majesty. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (HdYcL)

80 Lady in Black

Agree. Public schools are day care indoctrination centers, even here in Kansas.

The future is with home-schooled kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

81 The soft disciplines at our universities once served as culture carriers from one generation to the next. The hard disciplines expanded our understanding of the physical world which often paid momentous dividends.

Neither is now true.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (dtajH)

82 J.J. Sefton

May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)



This.

Of all the things, this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Today is the 99th anniversary of the Bath School Massacre in Michigan. 38 children, 7 adults, blown up in a massive explosion. I had my own explosion in my pants about an hour ago.

Posted by: Amtrak Joe at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)

84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer. It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ)

85 "It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL)

Good, fast, cheap. Pick two.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

We give same day service.

Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 18, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

86 r/FedEmployees
Do you still feel the trauma? Things have somewhat calmed down here. We have a couple of sycophants installed, but as bad as other agencies. The higher-ups try their best to protect us. But I still feel the trauma every day. Every week is a grind dragging my work stuff back and forth to the office since RTO. I take sick or annual leave at least once a week. I’m drinking and isolating too much but it’s my way of coping, although I try to work out and eat healthy.

I’ve adapted but i keep telling myself this is not normal and to keep talking about telework. Dont let the convo die.

Nothing is normal for me. I commute 3.5-4 hours every day (roundtrip) just to talk to people on Teams. Walk, train, walk, Metro, walk, second Metro line, walk some more. Exhausting. Every day all I want is to wake up and hear the good news.

I'm just here out of spite now. I stay just to piss people (the sycophants) off.

We are now being micromanaged due to being perceived as the enemies of the admin's priorities whose every decision must be triple guessed. It's real fun.

Just maliciously complying until I retire in 2 years. I’m already at my MRA.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2026 08:04 AM (ycI94)

87 Trump Threatens To Primary GOP Rep For Supporting ‘Worst Republican Congressman’

===

This is not a threat, he intends to do it. She is dumbass.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:05 AM (GD0B3)

88 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

I'm doubtful of that😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:05 AM (n3VHW)

89 29 Naomi Wolf had an X post yesterday where she claims there's evidence that a significant subset of people who got the clot shot are no longer able to think for them selves. No more independent agency, but they can and do follow orders. Explains a lot.

Wolf is kinda fascinating to me. She was coastal bubble leftist and began to unwind that during the Covid tyranny. Seems like everyday she questions another absolutely certain principle she once held.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (l26NL)


Well, it would explain Megan McArdle, I guess. She was an interesting (albeit frustrating) heterodox thinker for the longest time, then apparently one day woke up as a boring parrot for the conventional beliefs of her regional socio-economic clique.

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 08:05 AM (Sy6m/)

90 Media Complains Arrest of Mayor Spying for China Will Lead to “Anti-Asian Backlash”

==

Arresting and incarcerating criminals will lead to moar crime!

---SJW everywhere

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:06 AM (GD0B3)

91 84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer.

The National Guard needs to have a very loose ROE and handle the matter.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:06 AM (jjoN6)

92 82 J.J. Sefton

May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

This.

Of all the things, this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)


Thanks. We are oping as best we can. I'll give an update in the coming days.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

93 An underrated and overlooked cartoon for the meme. Well done!

Posted by: linuspresley at May 18, 2026 08:08 AM (D6jUH)

94 I think removing a half-million CCP students paying full freight would be an excellent way of striking out at the Marxist academics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

95 But I still feel the trauma every day.

Having to come into the office instead of working from home is "trauma"? These people amuse me.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:09 AM (jjoN6)

96 Morning JJ and Horde. What was going thru Bill Cassidy's head in Jan 2021. To impeach a Prez of your own party?
Was he tipped off by Biden that they were going to send Trump to Jail? Good riddance

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:10 AM (YCxFk)

97 51 Nobody but the NOCs was "fooled" the first time - and that's unremarkable, because they're "fooled" by everything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:41 AM (BI5O2)


I know that Network Operations Centers tend to be very rigid, conventional thinkers, but I doubt that's what you mean.

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 08:10 AM (Sy6m/)

98 It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.
———

That’s why elections have been increasingly “fortified” for the last 30 years. The natural ebb and flow of the electorate has been short-circuited. Elections are far too important to be left in the hands of voters.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:11 AM (o0flu)

99 Every time I recall the entire covid fiasco my blood boils. Lockdowns, mask and jab mandates, church and school closures, business closures (only the non-favored ones of course), forcing covid-infected patients into nursing homes with vulnerable elderly, keeping people from visiting dying loved ones in hospitals, prevention of even holding funerals to remember loved ones…. The list of horrors goes on and on… it’s the worst thing by far of my lifetime.

The people responsible want us to forget. I’ll never forget…. Blood boiling just tapping out this litany….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2026 08:11 AM (YetvJ)

100 Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch noted thatTop of FormBottom of Form “@KamalaHarris doesn’t think it is a ‘bad idea’ to destroy our constitutional republic.”

ITop of FormBottom of Form agree with Mr. Fitton.

Posted by: Ironwood at May 18, 2026 08:11 AM (ob2d4)

101 Maybe Trump is going to far on Broebert, but its not like she and Massie live in the same state. Stay out of it Lauren

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (YCxFk)

102 Jonah

A forensic audit would find what went through his hands to vote against Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

103 I see Mitt was whining about the man of principle Cassidy being beaten. Birds of a feather and all that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (gu0hJ)

104 In Inner city Chicago they vote for you. The Alderman will have pre printed slate cards, that you sign for smokes or gift cards

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:13 AM (YCxFk)

105 Mitt retired before he could get voted out

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:14 AM (YCxFk)

106 84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer. It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ)

If we're rating posts by the Kiwi Farms system, I rate this rainbows for Optimistic.

The "silent majority" won't move. They'll fall for "Vote Blue and this all goes away for 4 years" like they always do.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:14 AM (iXqHn)

107 102. Agree. Cassidy also stymied RFK jr on his agenda

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)

108 Aziza Graves took more than $60,000 in goods from a single Target across 120 visits, while Tyrese Boswell allegedly hit one Walgreens 27 times in under six months, the NYP reported.

This is organized crime. Find the eBay or local stores buying and shut them down.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

109 91 84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer.

The National Guard needs to have a very loose ROE and handle the matter.
Posted by: NR Pax
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Notice, people of pallor huddled together in the corner.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:15 AM (Mb4p6)

110
“We are now being micromanaged due to being perceived as the enemies of the admin's priorities whose every decision must be triple guessed. It's real fun.”

Offhand, I’d say your attitude shows that assessment to be correct.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (AnnNE)

111 Universities will sell their soul for out of country tuition these days. Charge 4x as much, which is paid by chi coms. 10% are intelligence trainees for Bejing.

University of Illinois in Champaign, has the most Chi students. Awful



Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

112 Notice, people of pallor huddled together in the corner.

Posted by: Braenyard


Sadly, I can't blame them too badly. They would either get ganged up on and be beaten to death or arrested for fighting back.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (jjoN6)

113 Home - Wylie ISD, Welcome to Wylie ISD, a thriving school district in southern Collin County, located 24 miles northeast of the vibrant city of Dallas. [Per DDG AI: Collin County is the second (2nd) richest county, by median household income, in TX. [Travis County is 6th]

Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh -

Rep. Brandon Gill just EXPOSED a Texas school district [Wylie ISD] for promoting Muslim events while trying to BLOCK the formation of a Republican club

Defund them!

“One standard for Islam. Another for conservatives.”

“Wylie ISD made the Republican Club fight just to exist, yet Islamic events are promoted by the principal herself.”

Islam has no place. Period

clip: https://tinyurl.com/zv9887jb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (Mb4p6)

114 I see Mitt was whining about the man of principle Cassidy being beaten. Birds of a feather and all that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (gu0hJ)


The people should accept a Senator who votes contrary to their beliefs and desires provided that he has principles, and by principles I mean that he agrees with me. -- Mitt

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

115 Fauci invested in the Wuhan lab, along with the French, and British. Reason we could never punish China for Covid outbreak

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

116 Re: Gunfighter Skies Air Show midair collision. It's so weird how those two Growler jets stuck together after making contact belly to belly. I guess it's like the Offspring warned: you gotta keep them separated.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 08:20 AM (N8ZBc)

117 Love the reporting on the DC Chipotle brawl. Twice the reporter uses the word "juveniles."

Heh.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

118 The intercepted transmissions make me feel all tingly.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2026 08:22 AM (gpQ8/)

119 117 Someday somebody will figure it out: they fight publicly because they enjoy fighting publicly. It thrills and delights them.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 08:22 AM (N8ZBc)

120 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at

Funny that the lFreedom from Religion folks ( I cant recall their official name) are all apoplectic about a prayer rally yesterday in DC , but can't be bothered about Muslim indoctrination in Texas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:23 AM (looXz)

121
Fellers and gals -- did you know that Spencer Pratt lacks the sooper intelligence and hyper genius level skills necessary to serve as an effective Mayor for Los Angeles?

'S true! All the sooper intelligent and hyper genius level skills' possessors presently running Los Angeles said so!

Just ponder THAT!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (s9VOe)

122 For those of you who didn't know, another Euro-Turkish flotilla - sans Gretta - is trying to break the IDF's naval blockade around Gaza.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (DGD6U)
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The flotilla now has an official theme song:

https://tinyurl.com/mr34p42a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (DGD6U)

123 117 Love the reporting on the DC Chipotle brawl. Twice the reporter uses the word "juveniles."

Heh.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Dats so sad. I got labeled too, back when I was a yute.

Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (oftw2)

124 I try being angry at Kamala, but I can only feel pity mixed with disgust. She only says and does what the man holding the $20 bill in front of her tells her to say and do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (AnnNE)

125 Clip said the principal wore a hijab to work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (Mb4p6)

126 Nice to see Pirro saying she'll hold the parents of the Chipotle yutes to account for not supervising their children. Good luck figuring out the daddies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:25 AM (gu0hJ)

127 "She only says and does what the man holding the $20 bill in front of her tells her to say and do."
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Same as in town.

Posted by: But you already knew that at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Smell the Glove

The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

129 Good luck figuring out the daddies

Start with the CBC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

130 > No modesty left in an urology clinic. Ask me how I know.

One nurse and I laugh about my first prep for an exam of the bladder. Now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

Add me to the list of Those Who Know.

My urologist's assistant is pretty damned cute, and I'll admit that at first it was hard to keep my mind off her handling my "wedding tackle".

Now, sad to say, it's just routine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (IG3/x)

131 126 Nice to see Pirro saying she'll hold the parents of the Chipotle yutes to account for not supervising their children. Good luck figuring out the daddies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:25 AM (gu0hJ)

If they set Chud the Builder free, he'll shoot them all.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:28 AM (iXqHn)

132 “Teens” or “Youths” is acceptable. “Melee” to describe their activities has fallen out of favor of “brawl” I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:28 AM (o0flu)

133 132 “Teens” or “Youths” is acceptable. “Melee” to describe their activities has fallen out of favor of “brawl” I think.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:28 AM (o0flu)

[Slur] and [Comparison to unevolved simian] are generally more popular with the Based set.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (iXqHn)

134 Rodrigo Borgia

Amazing what you can adapt to.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

135 A0C is repeating the most dangerous rhetoric specifically intended to incite a war.
That of the North is morally justified to rule the South as they see fit.
Forever.

But the modern Northerners don't want reunification--they want retribution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)

136 Let 's assume for argument's sake that the evidence is indeed released what justice/restitution is there for President Trump and the American people?

Evidence to shove down the throats of every congressman who opposes the SAVE Act...hopefully they all choke to death on that, and bags of dicks, lots of bags of dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ynpvh)

137 "The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community."

Consider the possibility that 'the black community' is responsible for its own recreational violence. They do it because they like it, not because Dems make them do it.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 08:30 AM (N8ZBc)

138 Bajrang Dal
Indian militant Hindutva organisation (vigilantes)

A jihadi misbehaved with a Hindu woman on the train.

Bajrang Dal caught him red-handed and taught him a fitting lesson on the spot

https://tinyurl.com/3e4m6m35

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:30 AM (Mb4p6)

139 gp

*Ponders sound suggestion*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

140 135 A0C is repeating the most dangerous rhetoric specifically intended to incite a war.
That of the North is morally justified to rule the South as they see fit.
Forever.

But the modern Northerners don't want reunification--they want retribution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)

The left wants total dominance...they were for freedom of the press until it was no longer convenient, same for freedom of speech. This is a leftist/fascist/socialist/Communist thing, not a Northern thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ynpvh)

141 The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community.
———

That’s for Field Testing. When they get everything dialed in and calibrated they can deploy it to the larger population. It’s remarkable nobody seems to notice. They said that’s what they were gonna do, many decades ago, and by golly they weren’t kidding.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:31 AM (o0flu)

142 "silent majority" won't move. They'll fall for "Vote Blue and this all goes away for 4 years" like they always do.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:14 AM (

Yup. Democrats constantly employ various forms of terror, because terrorism works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2)

143 The left's cries of "racism!" with regards to the VRA are directly proportionally to how much their cheat relied upon illegal Court rulings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (73/SM)

144 137 "The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community."

Consider the possibility that 'the black community' is responsible for its own recreational violence. They do it because they like it, not because Dems make them do it.
Posted by: gp
---

Lyndon Johnson sold their self esteem.
Only when they have to pay their way will they get it back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (Mb4p6)

145 @138:great vid, too bad they didn't toss him from the train into a chasm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (gu0hJ)

146 Here We Go Again: WHO Says Ebola Is Global Emergency as U.S. Virologist Smuggles in Pathogens

They have to kill the people in order to save the people! Just like they have to burn the Constitution to save it, violate our rights in order to preserve them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (ynpvh)

147 I watched a video of Chud the Builder having a civil conversation with a black man with regards to him saying the Wakandan Holy Word. He pointed out that as an American, he has the right to free speech and that the "extreme behavior" was him getting doxed and his family getting threatened.

And then another guy showed up and threatened Chud with assault. WHICH PRETTY MUCH PROVES HIS POINT.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (jjoN6)

148 A point to raise if your LIV friends bring up Hantavirus.

It is already in the US and has been for a long time - Gene Hackman's wife died from it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

149 Someone pointed out over the weekend, how there was literally no news that Cassidy was in trouble.

And not just in the mainstream news. Not even conservative sites were talking about how a 2-term incumbent in a deep red state was going to lose the primary.

There was as complete black-out on that.

Even more glaring by how much he lost by.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (73/SM)

150 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 18, 2026 08:35 AM (53oGX)

151 People's Hippo Voice

Pragmatists have isolated themselves from being polled. We just show up, and "Surprise!"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

152 >>
‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

This is all lies and I will go to my grave saying it.

Posted by: Bill Cassidy, ex senator at May 18, 2026 08:36 AM (Uh88k)

153 There was this story over the weekend that gave me pause with the whole Iran/IRGC war situation:
+++++
A former Air Force sergeant who defected to Iran did severe damage to American intelligence operations, and is suspected of revealing the names of double agents run by United States military intelligence, some of whom had their cover blown after her defection, according to former counterintelligence officials.
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The woman in question defected back during Obama's reign when he was sending pallets of cash to the Ayatollahs.

Monica Elfriede Witt, 39, a former Air Force counterintelligence agent apparently converted to Islam and speaks Farsi.

The story goes on to suggest she gave the IRGC detailed information on American surveillance methods and had access to very important and closely held security operations.

Whether this any bearing on current events in the ongoing war with Iran/IRGC is debatable, but likely.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:37 AM (jehhT)

154 148 Way to ruin a perfectly good panic with facts, 18-1

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 08:37 AM (/6r4m)

155 The GOPe incumbents in IN
The GOPe incumbent in LA*
(pending) the GOPe incumbent in TX.

Should have taken the deal, Thune.

Should have passed the SAVE Act.

* the base waited 5 years to take him out. And they were still pissed.
Over 1 vote.
You really think a "voted with Trump 99% of the time" lie is going to save you when you are up?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (73/SM)

156 Someone pointed out over the weekend, how there was literally no news that Cassidy was in trouble.

And not just in the mainstream news. Not even conservative sites were talking about how a 2-term incumbent in a deep red state was going to lose the primary.

There was as complete black-out on that.

Even more glaring by how much he lost by.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (73/SM)
=====

John Kennedy was on TV yesterday saying exactly no one should have been surprised.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

157 148 A point to raise if your LIV friends bring up Hantavirus.

It is already in the US and has been for a long time - Gene Hackman's wife died from it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

Yup. Lots of nasty things live in the wilds of America...Yersina Pestis (Bubonic plague) and Hantavirus are two that immediately come to mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (ynpvh)

158 Morn' all

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (FtULh)

159 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

160 I see Americans are being evacuated from the Ebola area. Keep them quarantined please before you bring them home. The last time they brought a guy to Dallas as I recall (Obama presidency) and people at the hospital got sick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (gu0hJ)

161 Oh, Anthrax is another.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (ynpvh)

162 Yup. Lots of nasty things live in the wilds of America...Yersina Pestis (Bubonic plague) and Hantavirus are two that immediately come to mind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (ynpvh)

Every time you have to replace the roof, be glad we do not have thatch any more (and hence rats sharing the house.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (bss/y)

163 163 Oh, Anthrax is another.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (ynpvh)

Soil.

Also Listeria. In pretty much every stagnant drain and puddle on a roof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (bss/y)

164 160 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

Don't bugger other men, especially if their asses are full of pustulant boils...
Don't play with feral mice/rats, or play around where their droppings are...
Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

165 Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

Rabies epidemic!

Although Reef has more slobber than any dog missing jowls should ever have. When he gets excited he literally foams at the mouth. Not infected, just insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (bss/y)

166 "Mitt Romney
Cassidy primary defeat is a 'loss for the country,' Romney says"

HAHAHAHHA

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

167 147 I watched a video of Chud the Builder having a civil conversation with a black man with regards to him saying the Wakandan Holy Word. He pointed out that as an American, he has the right to free speech and that the "extreme behavior" was him getting doxed and his family getting threatened.

And then another guy showed up and threatened Chud with assault. WHICH PRETTY MUCH PROVES HIS POINT.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (jjoN6)

Kiwi Farms is in full "Exterminate all Blacks" mode, thanks to this.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (FpHTM)

168 166 160 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

Don't bugger other men, especially if their asses are full of pustulant boils...
Don't play with feral mice/rats, or play around where their droppings are...
Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

Don't forget the brain eating amoeba...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (FtULh)

169 Murkowski is next.

Let’s give her some time to do coke on her own time.

Posted by: Bill Cassidy, ex senator at May 18, 2026 08:44 AM (Uh88k)

170 If GOPe primary voters have actually started to wake up this could be very very good.

Imagine a GOP where a GOPer never makes it past one term?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

171 18-1

We need good people to step up. Start local, and build a rep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

172 I eat at Chipotle regularly and, fortunately, I’ve never witnessed a brawl… I’ve patronized the Chipotle across the river from DC in old town Alexandria…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2026 08:46 AM (YetvJ)

173 ‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

As long as it isn't a Kraken...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

174 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:37 AM (jehhT)

I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

175 Massie had sex with Boebert weeks after his wife died (allegedly). now she is campaigning for this freak. they both need to go!!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

176 LA should be electing only the reddest of red MAGA types. Cassidy would be the equivalent of MA or CA electing a Zell Miller type Dems Senator...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

177 Massie is dirtier than Swalwel, and Swalwel was pretty dirty! Why are all democrats sex perv? That included Massie BTW, a covert Democrat.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)

178 A Chipotle brawl is child's play compared to full on Waffle House brawl.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (jehhT)

179 John Kennedy was on TV yesterday saying exactly no one should have been surprised.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

Similarly, no one wants to talk about how Paxton is going to kick Cornyn’s ass in their runoff election. Early voting is this week; my WAG for the end result (based on previous runoff patterns) is Paxton 58, Cornyn 42.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (AnnNE)

180 bye bye Cassidy

next goes Massie

then Cornyn

niiiiiiiice

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (j+aD2)

181 168 166 160 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

Don't bugger other men, especially if their asses are full of pustulant boils...
Don't play with feral mice/rats, or play around where their droppings are...
Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

Don't forget the brain eating amoeba...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (FtULh)

Yeah, don't drink water unless filtered and disinfected...Giardia is a bitch, as are Cholera and Dysentery (Amoebic and otherwise)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (ynpvh)

182 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

183 Speaking as a totally legit member of the Horde, I think we should trust the experts about hanta. And then get the brand new vaccine from our trusted family physicians!

Posted by: Dr Fanthony Auci at May 18, 2026 08:50 AM (/6r4m)

184 Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim

Somebody please alert that Duncanthrax fella. He's gonna get us all killed!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at May 18, 2026 08:50 AM (oftw2)

185 145 @138:great vid, too bad they didn't toss him from the train into a chasm
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (gu0hJ)

Kicks to the face yet no bloody nose?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (N39Ws)

186 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

Right? No pile of cash would be big enough, for that matter.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)

187 173 ‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

As long as it isn't a Kraken...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

I shan't believe this. I shannot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (bss/y)

188 Why did AIPAC make Massie a sexual deviant ?!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

189 186 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

Right? No pile of cash would be big enough, for that matter.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)

I can't imagine why anybody would be a masochist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)

190 2nd grade teacher in Arkansas and her husband give a little girl in foster care a permanent home. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/sspexwbe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (ix8EF)

191 Thought experiment. Get one of those ubiquitous powder blue COVID masks and a black Sharpie marker. On the mask write some banal phrase such as "Stop The Hantavirus" or whatever the typical suburban Karen would sympathize with.
Then start wearing it in public. Grocery store, big box stores, carpool line, wherever.
Make note of people's reactions.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

192 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.

For western women I often hear, "But I can wear the hijab and not dress for the male gaze if I want!"

And the hilarious part is a Christian/atheist in the west doesn't have to dress for the male gaze either. The Amish, or women from conservative Christian faiths often do dress quite conservatively...

But other women can and will critique their clothing and I guess this is a trump card.

But of course the bigger problem is that in Islam it isn't you "can" wear the hijab...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

193 FenelonSpoke

Awww. Heartwarming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

194 163 I saw Def Leppard in concert on their Listeria tour.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (/6r4m)

195
I had no use for any of those "colorful" baseball owners of the 70s. About Turner the less said the better. Nothing remains of Finley and Veeck's gimmicks. I despise Veeck for his fable that he was going to buy the Phillies in 1943 and stock it with black players but was stopped by that nasty racist Kennesaw Mountain Landis. There was no contemporary record of any such thing.

And Steinbrenner was a terrible owner. The Yankees success in the 70s was because Gabe Paul repeatedly had to tell George to go piss up a rope. The success of the 90s was because George was suspended and Stick Michael had the freedom to build the team. In between was nothing but dreary teams.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (HdYcL)

196 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)


Not for you or me because we are horrified by that religion, but evidently this woman had some major "issues."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (ix8EF)

197 As long as it isn't a Kraken...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM
++++++

Is this about me?

Posted by: Sidney Powell at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

198 ‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

According to the data most Americans think the 2020 election was stolen. But, its going to sit as a 55-45 thing until someone gets arrested...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)

199 191 Thought experiment. Get one of those ubiquitous powder blue COVID masks and a black Sharpie marker. On the mask write some banal phrase such as "Stop The Hantavirus" or whatever the typical suburban Karen would sympathize with.
Then start wearing it in public. Grocery store, big box stores, carpool line, wherever.
Make note of people's reactions.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

Do the same with Monkey Pox..um, M-Pox...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

200
https://tinyurl.com/sspexwbe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (ix8EF)


Sweet... I love happy endings

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (FtULh)

201
I don't much like Paxton. But I don't like Cornyn even more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (HdYcL)

202 Morning, news folken,

I've never eaten at a chipotle. The first time I saw one was in Denver, in the Highlands neighborhood in the NW of the city. There were enough Mexican and semi-Mexican restaurants, including one that called itself "authentic" New Mexican,* that I was never tempted to try Chipotle.

* The place didn't even have honey in the restaurant, let alone right there on the table when you sat down. Authentic my part-Scandinavian left elbow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)

203 194 163 I saw Def Leppard in concert on their Listeria tour.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (/6r4m)

Was Anthrax fronting for them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (ynpvh)

204 The LIRR is on strike. Hochul blamed Trump. This isn't as bad as a subway strike because the Long Island riders for the most part are civil. The NYC MTA is a raging cluster eff of corruption

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (gu0hJ)

205 Make note of people's reactions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

I beg of you, do not do this. The reactions will overwhelmingly be "We must shut everything down to stop this virus!!!!!!"

Also, don't forget to wash the tops of cans before you open them. Grocery stores have mice.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (h7ZuX)

206
Do the same with Monkey Pox..um, M-Pox...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)


In that case, the mask goes over your backside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (HdYcL)

207 *And Steinbrenner was a terrible owner*

But he was great on Seinfeld.

Posted by: Calzone! at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

208 206
Do the same with Monkey Pox..um, M-Pox...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

In that case, the mask goes over your backside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (HdYcL)

No, leave it over the face...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:56 AM (ynpvh)

209 I'm proud to say I voted for Fleming in the primary. I wavered, thought maybe Mark Spencer had a chance, but at last settled on Fleming.

The election itself is in June. If I'm still here in Da Swamp then, I'll cast my vote for him again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 08:56 AM (wzUl9)

210 Hillary Clinton

Web Hubble had it in for you.

Still not President. But you did give the World President Trump. So thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

211 I like Frontpage. Too bad there is a stupid banner across the page so I can't see it on my phone.
I'm sure I'm not the only one having this issue, for years, on the site.
David, if you are lurking your site banner is retarded and it's shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 08:57 AM (ZFqKB)

212 Golden retrievers being held up by their human "dads" going down an escalator in Brazil;

https://tinyurl.com/sspexwbe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:57 AM (ix8EF)

213
Soon we'll be seeing on TV Peter Hotez and the Blubbering Teachers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (HdYcL)

214 167 Kiwi Farms is in full "Exterminate all Blacks" mode, thanks to this.
Posted by: XTC


And my avoidance of that site is now justified.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (jjoN6)

215 It's odd how frequently "election season" and "deadly contagion season" seem to hit at the same time.

'Tis a mystery.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (jehhT)

216 214 167 Kiwi Farms is in full "Exterminate all Blacks" mode, thanks to this.
Posted by: XTC

And my avoidance of that site is now justified.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (jjoN6)

I only ever hear about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:59 AM (bss/y)

217 @190 Fen, great story, getting dusty in here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:00 AM (gu0hJ)

218 213
Soon we'll be seeing on TV Peter Hotez and the Blubbering Teachers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
#####

We're tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: The Dancing Nurses of TikTok at May 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

219 But of course the bigger problem is that in Islam it isn't you "can" wear the hijab...
Posted by: 18-1


They will dismiss that view as Christofascist and annoynce proudly about how much more enlightened Islam is compared to us.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 09:01 AM (jjoN6)

220 British policeman helps save American cop while on holiday in Nashville:

https://tinyurl.com/yvvfm6dy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ix8EF)

221 *And Steinbrenner was a terrible owner*

But he was great on Seinfeld.
Posted by: Calzone! at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

His reaction was great when he heard Costanza was moonlighting at Tyson chicken… a “top flight bird outfit”… so he traded him to Tyson in exchange for them revamping all the concessions at Yankee Stadium to chicken options. George should’ve never worn those tourist clothes he found….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2026 09:03 AM (YetvJ)

222 Also, don't forget to wash the tops of cans before you open them. Grocery stores have mice.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Shopping at a very nice Kroger in Savannah at Christmastime, they had a big display of Ghirardelli Chocolate Chips in the aisle. The top two bags had holes bitten in them and obvious mouse droppings around when you looked close. Pass.

Posted by: I Hate Meeses To Pieces at May 18, 2026 09:03 AM (oftw2)

223 95 But I still feel the trauma every day.

Having to come into the office instead of working from home is "trauma"? These people amuse me.
Posted by: NR Pax

I think the proper formulation is "every single day". They can't even lib-speak properly due to all the trauma and whatnot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)

224 Strangely I didn't see much in the propaganda ministries about the powers that be finally admitting that their "CLIMATE CHANGE ™" numbers were "implausible", aka bullshit. It's like they're still all in on the grift

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:05 AM (gu0hJ)

225 "The influence of Islam paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world."
_Winston Churchill

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:05 AM (Mb4p6)

226 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)


OTOH, if you truly come to believe that it represents the will of God, how could you refuse?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

227 Happy Monday!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

228 Churchill would be jailed for his comments today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:08 AM (GpPpW)

229 In before That Guy.

Posted by: That Guy at May 18, 2026 09:08 AM (0sNs1)

230 . . .secretly harvesting viewing data and personal information from millions of American households through its smart televisions.
Lawsuit: Chinese TV Maker Hisense Accused of Spying on Americans


This is why I like my devices dumb as rocks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 09:09 AM (ynpvh)

231 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

That quote, from 1899, is banned in the UK now. Churchill was a seer, but a Cassandra to the current "elites" in the UK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 09:10 AM (u82oZ)

232 227 Happy Monday!
Posted by: Lizzy

Little Miss Sunshine pops in.

Posted by: All Is Lost! at May 18, 2026 09:10 AM (oftw2)

233
Anyone heard anything new on the two teenage mass shooters yesterday in Austin?

I suppose their still being kept anonymous because their "darling yutes".

If so, I hope they're declared tried and declared as adults and get to meet "Ol' Sparky" OPl' Delicate Pin Prick in the Arm".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG)

234 Anyone heard anything new on the two teenage mass shooters yesterday in Austin?

I suppose their still being kept anonymous because their "darling yutes".

If so, I hope they're declared tried and declared as adults and get to meet "Ol' Sparky" OPl' Delicate Pin Prick in the Arm".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG)

"Hispanic youths".

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 09:11 AM (rGqqI)

235 226 OTOH, if you truly come to believe that it represents the will of God, how could you refuse?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

Does she truly believe that? Or is she just picking what she thinks is the winning team, when it comes to killing and violence?

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 09:12 AM (FpHTM)

236 Sen Cassidy is out in LA?

Let Sen Cornyn be next.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 09:13 AM (T6aVk)

237 This Hantavirus thing is going to far. I saw a bald-headed mouse in my pants this morning.

Posted by: Presdnent Emeritus at May 18, 2026 09:13 AM (oftw2)

238 >>But I still feel the trauma every day.

Having to come into the office instead of working from home is "trauma"? These people amuse me.
- - - -

Daaaaang, covid broke people, didn't it?
Of course, there was also years of infantilizing them with notions of victimhood and trauma being so degraded that stubbing one's toe is cause for disability and civil rights. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:13 AM (X8xt3)

239 "Anyone heard anything new on the two teenage mass shooters yesterday in Austin?"



Neighbors say they were just turning their lives around and on the way home from a bible study.

Posted by: Local media at May 18, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1)

240 *sigh*

OFT = Ol'

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:13 AM (iJfKG)

241 I ain't got no Siri thing and
I ain't got no AI thing
All I've got is Ace of Spades
and dues, and dues, and dues.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:14 AM (Mb4p6)

242 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

I doubt someone who sold out state secrets to Islam is primarily concerned about the will of God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 09:14 AM (OYsYV)

243 189 186 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

Right? No pile of cash would be big enough, for that matter.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)

I can't imagine why anybody would be a masochist...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)

Welcome to the world of professional Doms and compulsive Subs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 09:14 AM (rGqqI)

244 Guten morgen, Hordevolk. Last week of school here, which means an end-of-the-year music program and Pooky's niece is graduating. And I just fueled up Lil Pooky with Cheerios, so away we go!

Posted by: pookysgirl is going to regret these calories at May 18, 2026 09:14 AM (Wt5PA)

245 >>"Hispanic youths".


MS-13?
TdA?

Just doin' jobs that Americans won't do.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

246 204 The LIRR is on strike. Hochul blamed Trump. This isn't as bad as a subway strike because the Long Island riders for the most part are civil. The NYC MTA is a raging cluster eff of corruption
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (gu0hJ)

So Ms. Hochul doesn’t understand the first thing about federalism.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 09:15 AM (T6aVk)

247 Thanks, Lizzy. For wishing us a happy Monday. Same to you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 09:15 AM (OYsYV)

248 Hantavirus shot first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:15 AM (GpPpW)

249
But I still feel the trauma every day. Every week is a grind dragging my work stuff back and forth to the office since RTO. I take sick or annual leave at least once a week. I’m drinking and isolating too much but it’s my way of coping, although I try to work out and eat healthy.

____________

Lord in heaven, what we used to call "being an adult" is now "trauma" or "survival mode".

Too bad you have to experience what private sector employees go through all the time. But I guess that's what happens when your expectations are for a lifetime job with power but no responsibility or accountability.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (HdYcL)

250 Some people just want to be slaves.
Total victims.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (Mb4p6)

251 @OlenaRohoza
Croatia stormed into the Eurovision final with a song about Ottoman rule and the ancient Christian tradition of tattooing young girls to protect them from Muslim captors.

The song, performed in Croatian, has absolutely nothing to do with the usual “progressive” Eurovision agenda.

It openly condemns centuries of Ottoman Islamic domination over Croatian lands and recalls an old Croatian tradition in which Catholic girls were marked with Christian tattoo symbols in an attempt to protect them from abduction, forced conversion to Islam, and sexual slavery.

The lyrics stating that “many chose the grave because our mothers did not give birth to slaves” were interpreted by many as an act of cultural defiance in an age of self-destructive political correctness — and the audience responded with applause.

Turkey has reportedly already sent official protests regarding the Croatian performers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (Dv3i1)

252 FenelonSpoke

May you and FenelonSpouse have a cozy, drama-free, romantic week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

253 Posted by: pookysgirl is going to regret these calories at May 18, 2026 09:14 AM (Wt5PA)

May you and yours have a blessed day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (OYsYV)

254 The LIRR is on strike. Hochul blamed Trump.

The FNM/Dems always blame the closest Republican.

Remember, they blame a governor for the Flint water issues - not the Dem that made the switch, the Dem that lied about the test results, or the Dem that covered it up...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

255 GpPpW?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (GpPpW)

256 Make Turkey poor again.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 09:18 AM (GD0B3)

257 251 Good for those Croatians!

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

258 250 Some people just want to be slaves.
Total victims.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (Mb4p6)

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 09:18 AM (rGqqI)

259 Turkey has reportedly already sent official protests regarding the Croatian performers.

This might be the most EU type think imaginable.

The problem isn't centuries of Muslim slaving of Christians but a band writing a song about it...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

260 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks. I don't know how romantic it's going to be this morning. We have shopping to do. Ha! He did make funny faces at me this morning. He should have lived earlier and been on silent films😊

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 09:19 AM (OYsYV)

261 What a great weekend! Mulching under the pines, picking ticks out of my armpits and tearing out poison ivy with my teeth. My adult kids helped by taking turns - one shoveling mulch into the wheelbarrow while the other practiced free throws.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2026 09:19 AM (GPa4z)

262 If the schoolkids are gone the internet will work better. Wednesdays it would be weak because that is a day off for the U kids.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:19 AM (GpPpW)

263
Europe is now the Sick Man of Europe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:20 AM (HdYcL)

264 The story about the Naval intelligence officer defecting to Iran also had some background on her. She spent some time at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, CA to learn Farsi. She then went to Iran at least a couple times, perhaps without authorization from DoD, and met with individuals there who, perhaps, had something to do with her ultimate decision to defect.

Because she had some pretty sensitive/classified information it's likely she'd have been treated pretty well. At first.

DoW would like info on her whereabouts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 09:20 AM (jehhT)

265
Europe is now the Sick Man of Europe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:20 AM (HdYcL)

Sorry, Europe died.

Now, Europe is the Shambling Zombie of Europe.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 09:21 AM (iJfKG)

266 Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

That category includes leftists and, especially, rabid AWFL's.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2026 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)

267 Miss has a higher per capita gdp than UK.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:21 AM (GpPpW)

268 He has his great patron Joe Biden’s blanket preemptive pardon to keep him safe from federal charges.

Yeah, that won't hold up.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 09:21 AM (ATSTk)

269 Trump did it, I know he did it. I seen it in my mind the terrible dreadful thing he did right there in Bergdorf Goodman's, banging so hard all the dressing rooms were shaking.
You know how he is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:22 AM (Mb4p6)

270 Europe is now the Sick Man of Europe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 09:20 AM (HdYcL)

😂😂

It's spreading, a pandemic!!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 09:22 AM (GD0B3)

271 >>I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam

I am guessing that it appeals to damaged Western women who want the certainty and boundaries.

For some, it's about power:
Saleha Abedin is an influential founding member of the Muslim Sisterhood, a pro-Sharia entity composed of the wives of some of the highest-ranking leaders in the Muslim Brotherhood. A report by the Egyptian opposition newspaper Al-Liwa Al-Arabi says that these women are recruited to: “smuggle secret documents”; “spread the Brotherhood’s ideology by infiltrating universities, schools and homes”; “fulfill the interests of the Brotherhood”; and “organiz[e] projects which will penetrate [the Brotherhood’s] prohibited ideology into the decision-making in the West … under the guise of ‘general needs of women.’” One particularly noteworthy member of the Sisterhood is Nagla Ali Mahmoud, wife of Mohammed Morsi (the Islamist who was elected president of Egypt in June 2012).

Saleha Abedin is Huma's mom, btw.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

272 A few years of lockdowns should solve that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:23 AM (GpPpW)

273 >>This might be the most EU type think imaginable.

The problem isn't centuries of Muslim slaving of Christians but a band writing a song about it...


Right?
Good for Croatia.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

274 @271 Obama was Morsi's little buddy. But Obama isn't a Muslim plant

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:24 AM (gu0hJ)

275 188 Why did AIPAC make Massie a sexual deviant ?!
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)


A scene in a boardroom, but with dramatic dim lighting, and vaguely Jewish religious trappings. "Oh Lord our G-d, we beg you to make our enemies ridiculous!"

An answer rumbled from the big wooden thing containing the Word of G-d, "Holy Me you guys, just use the Mind Control setting on your Space Lasers. You don't need me to hold your hands through this, and also that would be gaaaay."

An uncomfortable silence ensued. "Uh. Yes. Erm. Th-thank you, oh Lord! We.. we'll do that, right. Right now." And then, putting words to action, the leader pushed a button and a fancy control panel rose out of the hardwood conference room table. As they kibbitz over the controls, the scene fades to black...

...and fades back in to Massie becoming an absolutely ridiculous sexual degenerate, out of nowhere. "This is completely unexpected! I never would've guessed in a million years that a man of such impeccable character and moral rectitude would stoop to such lows!" A nerdy-looking wonk remarks to his nodding wonkette sidekick, as if narrating for a dense American audience.

~fin~

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 09:26 AM (Sy6m/)

276 "Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose."

Don't vacation in the Malidivian underwater Cave Of Death.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 09:26 AM (N8ZBc)

277 ...fictional lawman William Munny...

*********

I thought Munny was a fictional bounty hunter, not a fictional lawman.

Posted by: muldoon at May 18, 2026 09:27 AM (qgHp7)

278 FenelonSpoke

Ya got an entire week. No need to rush.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

279 People used to have common sense. Leaving sick animals alone, don't eat your own poop, never stick a fork into an electrical socket, etc.

I miss common sense people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 09:28 AM (jehhT)

280 >>And not just in the mainstream news. Not even conservative sites were talking about how a 2-term incumbent in a deep red state was going to lose the primary.

There was as complete black-out on that.
- - - - -

Then they need to start following Scott Pressler!
Dude has been respectfully asking Thune to pass the SAVE Act, and is now working with locals to primary their respective state's RINA colleagues of Thunes. Peacefully.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:28 AM (X8xt3)

281 shopping to do. Ha! He did make funny faces at me this morning. He should have lived earlier and been on silent films😊
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I watched a Clara Bow short on Youtube from 1930 called True To The Navy where she sings and mugs for the camera in unmistakable silent movie form. Very cute and expressive

Posted by: The It Girl at May 18, 2026 09:28 AM (oftw2)

282
Gotta go and fire off some silos ... l8r!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:29 AM (s9VOe)

283 "Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose."

Sorry, no can do. Liberty, the pursuit of happiness and all that.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2026 09:29 AM (ATSTk)

284 The name "Maldives" is itself a warning against going into their underwater caves. Mal = bad, Dives = dives. Bad Dives.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 09:30 AM (N8ZBc)

285 >> "Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose."


Don't have unprotected sex at a huge, gay German orgy!

Oh wait, we're still pretending anyone can get Monkeypox. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

286
When did bats upgrade from being something that you swatted at with a broom to get them out of the upstairs rooms of your grandparents' summer home to something that was a tasty comestible served in only the swankiest restaurants and food carts around the world?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:31 AM (s9VOe)

287 Avoid rat pipi and caca.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:32 AM (GpPpW)

288 Avoid rat pipi and caca.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:32 AM (GpPpW)

and rat tartar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

289 Art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 09:34 AM (u82oZ)

290
"Mitt Romney
Cassidy primary defeat is a 'loss for the country,' Romney says"

HAHAHAHHA

Posted by: 18-1


Y'know, Mitt, when someone is told to get lost and stay lost, a smart someone would do just that.

Let this be your one warning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 09:35 AM (s9VOe)

291 That's a new slant on the slippery slope of chinese food.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:36 AM (GpPpW)

292 274 @271 Obama was Morsi's little buddy. But Obama isn't a Muslim plant
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:24 AM (gu0hJ)

They didn't need to plant him. He willingly bent over for Islam.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 09:36 AM (FpHTM)

293 >>. . .secretly harvesting viewing data and personal information from millions of American households through its smart televisions.
Lawsuit: Chinese TV Maker Hisense Accused of Spying on Americans


If anything, the last 15 years has taught us this:

If a policy is named "Smart ______" it will be an idiotically progressive policy doomed to failure (by design). See Obama's "Smart Diplomacy."

If a product is contains "Smart" technology, it is most definitely spying on you, and is doomed to fail when you most need it (when power and/or internet goes down).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

294 Fauci deserves everything he did to the beagles done to him.

Posted by: Rotkappchen at May 18, 2026 09:43 AM (j3Fsw)

295 If anything, the last 15 years has taught us this:

If a policy is named "Smart ______" it will be an idiotically progressive policy doomed to failure (by design). See Obama's "Smart Diplomacy."

If a product is contains "Smart" technology, it is most definitely spying on you, and is doomed to fail when you most need it (when power and/or internet goes down).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)


If you have to tell people you're Smart, then it must not be perceptible in practice. Turns out, the same holds for your policies and products.

Posted by: SciVo the Smart (you can tell 'cause I said so) at May 18, 2026 09:50 AM (Sy6m/)

296 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

From above, Here We Go Again: WHO Says Ebola Is Global Emergency as U.S. Virologist Smuggles in Pathogens

Vincent Munster, Ph.D, NIAID, NIH, Chief (Senior Investigator) of the Virus Ecology Unit in the Laboratory of Virology at Rocky Mountain Laboratories in Hamilton, Montana.

Within his bio: The Virus Ecology Unit uses a combined field and experimental research approach and conducts research at the state-of-the art high- and maximum- containment facilities of the Rocky Mountain Laboratories, as well as at field study sites in Africa (The Republic of the Congo, Mali), the Caribbean (Trinidad and Tobago), and the Middle East (Jordan).

Among others, his lecture, 'The ecology of emerging coronaviruses, from host reservoir to disease' is in the online Lectures/NIH Director's Seminar Series.

Speaking of viruses: National Library of Medicine, Viruses, 2025 June 2;17(6):809. The Hidden Thread: Rodent-Borne Viruses and Their Impact on Public Health

(It references the polar cruise ship virus: "Human-to-human transmission of the Andes virus is exceedingly rate and has only been documented in cases in Argentina and Chile (29,30,31)")

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

297 Entirely different topic, PA's primary tomorrow.

>YouTube, Chester County officials work to prevent voting issues, NBC10 Philadelphia

"The trouble on Election Day last year started early in Chester County. How did you find out that there was an issue? I got a call around 7 a.m. as soon as they opened the poll books and realized that independent and third party registered voters weren't there."

Can't wait to see what county and what means of voting in Pennsylvania is accidently incorrect tomorrow.

KOIN News, Politics
AP Decision Notes: What to expect in Pennsylvania’s primaries

"Who gets to vote?
Only voters registered with a political party may participate in that party’s primary. Democrats may not vote in the Republican primary or vice versa. Independent or unaffiliated voters may not participate in either primary.

How many voters are there?
As of May 11, there were nearly 9 million registered voters in Pennsylvania. Registered Democrats outnumbered registered Republicans, 3.8 million to 3.6 million. About 1.2 million were not registered with any party.

How many people actually vote?"

(Apparently, not many since 2020. Ha.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

298 Governor Josh Shapiro's endorsements -

Running for a second term for Mayor of Scranton - Paige G. Cognetti - Served in the Obama administration as a senior advisor to the Undersecretary for International Affairs at the U. S. Treasury. Was a fundraiser and project director on numerous political campaigns. Also worked as an investment advisor in NYC. "Grew up" in Beaverton, Oregon.

Pennsylvania Star-Capital, Former WGAL anchor Janelle Stelson jumps into race for Congress
“And really, what matters to me is not how one is registered but how you vote. And I voted for Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, John Fetterman, Hillary, Barack Obama. Bob Casey. And when I started seriously considering becoming a part of politics instead of covering it, I took care of business.”

Bob Brooks for Congress in PA-07, also endorsed by the Working Families Party

Facebook: Bob Harvie for Congress: standing up for working families

Lamont McClure - lawyer, 'conservationist,' local family connections (Wikipedia, 2021 Northampton County Executive election)

Philadelphia Inquirer, Gov. Josh Shapiro has endorsed in four Pa. congressional primaries. He hasn’t weighed in on Philly’s race. (Reading suggested.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

299 Top pic, all the jurors look like Jerry Colonna haha

Posted by: Joemarine at May 18, 2026 10:25 AM (y171U)

300 Re: 298. BTW, BIG majority White in all areas excluding Scranton, PA (and who knows what's really going on there?).

Scranton, Pennsylvania has an estimated population of about 76,000 residents. The city’s median age is roughly 36 to 37 years. Scranton has become increasingly diverse over the past decade, featuring a notable Italian-American heritage.

White / Caucasian: ~65% - 67% Hispanic or Latino: ~18% - 22% Black or African American: ~6% - 7% Asian: ~5%Two or More Races: ~5%

Scranton is currently declining at a rate of -0.09% annually and its population has decreased by -0.54% since the most recent census, which recorded a population of 76,180 in 2020.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 18, 2026 10:41 AM (NFX2v)

301 295 If anything, the last 15 years has taught us this:
...
If a policy is named "Smart ______" it will be an idiotically progressive policy doomed to failure (by design). See Obama's "Smart Diplomacy."
...
If a product is contains "Smart" technology, it is most definitely spying on you, and is doomed to fail when you most need it (when power and/or internet goes down).
...
If you have to tell people you're Smart, then it must not be perceptible in practice. Turns out, the same holds for your policies and products.


Just like the Pied Piper (Brennan) led Ratz (and mi6e) through the steets, we dance like Marionettes swaying to the Symphony of Destruction....

A: Indict the TOO BIG TO JAIL and America250 can move on from Epstein, and everything else will fall into place -- LIBS shouting from the windows: MAD AS HELL AND NOT GONNA LIB ANYMORE... because it was their own LIB Strategic Insanity that lied to them and cheated them out of a future worth having...

LET'S GO BRANDON! tikTOK.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrumpLaysLowDIMON
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 18, 2026 11:05 AM (CQD6v)

302 Re: American Greatness article about it now being time to airdrop HANDGUNS to Iranians.

First it'w WAY past time. Second, handguns in the hands of novices are only a closeup weapon. If you want to drop a couple IRGC thugs at a checkpoint the go-to weapon is an AK47 or a grenade thrown off a rooftop.

We should be airdropping AK47s and grenades like they are confetti around the entire city in one big airdrop. 90% of that will fall into the hands of citizens.

Then it's up to the citizens if they want regime change or not. Folks can't say we didn't give them a chance.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at May 18, 2026 11:13 AM (2Nfh9)

303 302 Re: American Greatness article about it now being time to airdrop HANDGUNS to Iranians.
...
First it'w WAY past time. Second, handguns in the ...
...
Then it's up to the citizens if they want regime change or not. Folks can't say we didn't give them a chance.

1. True
2. Also True.
but 3. non-sequitur,

How many of the NO KINGS demonstrators, or JAN/Uprising Activists are CAPABLE of running a nation let alone their industries?

They are in many ways WORSE that the Diary-Queen/shake-flippin' failure Machado, and Venezuela is better of because of it.

Cuba/FREEPORT will replace Kharg and put IRG into the dustbin of history, and Elon Musk can buy it to build his ExaData/Center on it for pennies on the dollar.

How?
1. Liquidate offshore IRG assets and reissue as civilian only digital currency. 2. FREEPORT/CUBA 3. Indict Brennan 4. Debank LIBs ...

Imagine the LIB alternative?
DARVO/DAVOS/DAVROS like LIBs lead by Adam Schiff pirouetting out of control as their world crumbles around them for having no one to blame but themselves. MORE!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 18, 2026 11:28 AM (7iv07)

304 William Munny was not a lawman.

Posted by: Frank Nobody at May 18, 2026 12:20 PM (75cud)

305 There’s Nothing MAGA About 500,000 Student Visas For The CCP
----
Unfortunately, true, but...
If we keep them out of STEM, I'd approve. Get them degrees in Black Studies, hell, Econ, History, Literature, Philosophy, etc.
The Ivy League "Gentleman's C" liberal.arts curricula of the mid-20th century.
But that won't happen, so... no.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 12:21 PM (Ffkme)

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 04:30 AM (DGD6U)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

3 If a guy could be imprisoned for posting a meme about Killary for "election interfering," what about the managers at Google?

https://tinyurl.com/ymzu3fb7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 04:34 AM (DGD6U)

4 There was another woman who was a commencement speaker somewhere who also got booed for her endorsement of AI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 04:35 AM (looXz)

5 w00t

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 04:42 AM (6wpGE)

6 Mike Pence's new book is now available for purchase.

Someone did a little photo touch-up:

https://tinyurl.com/yc3m2u78

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 04:45 AM (DGD6U)

7 Also, don't ask about 1788. We don't talk about 1788.

1788 Amulet Dispute was a complex and often acrimonious disagreement primarily centered on the attribution and intended use of a singular artifact, the Amulet of Veridian Transit.

The 1788 Lunar Habitation Dress Code, also known colloquially as the Simpson Directive, was a comprehensive framework governing the attire of personnel within the nascent lunar colonies.

The 1788 Borehamwood Pig Riot was a significant public disturbance that took place in the then-nascent township of Borehamwood. The event, primarily characterized by the widespread and seemingly unprovoked rampaging of domestic swine through the community.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 18, 2026 04:48 AM (glnUu)

8 Studies assert that Adam was not picky:

https://t.co/WrsVU0hOTy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 04:49 AM (DGD6U)

9 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 04:49 AM (sAmhv)

10 I will praise the LORD, who counsels me;
even at night my heart instructs me.
I keep my eyes always on the LORD.
With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken. — Psalm 16:7-8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 04:50 AM (Nx5jP)

11 And a reflection on the psalm from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/2dhnxz6s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 04:52 AM (Nx5jP)

12 And the " Sons of Korah" sings Psalm 16. I am glad I discovered this Australian group.

https://tinyurl.com/3yr6pwxp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 04:55 AM (Nx5jP)

13 6 Mike Pence's new book is now available for purchase.

Someone did a little photo touch-up:

https://tinyurl.com/yc3m2u78
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,



Good Bob Seger song!

youtu.be/96PiX9tnMwE

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

14 "Barbra Streisand is unable to attend the Cannes Film Festival closing ceremony to accept her honorary Palme d’Or after suffering a knee injury."

May we have a moment of silence to honor her loss.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 18, 2026 04:56 AM (glnUu)

15 Mike Pence is dead to me

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0)

16 >>>Also, don't ask about 1788. We don't talk about 1788.

... 1788?

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 05:00 AM (6wpGE)

17 1788. The British discover a fine penal colony in the South Pacific. Great place to stash problematic prisoners. An island with spiders that scare Shelob. Discovered a game that seemingly has no rules (AFL).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 05:06 AM (sAmhv)

18 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0)

19 >>>Bestamvsofalltime

I was thinking, "That's really hard to pronounce!" until I stuck spaces in it.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 05:09 AM (6wpGE)

20
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

21 17 1788. The British discover a fine penal colony in the South Pacific. Great place to stash problematic prisoners. An island with spiders that scare Shelob. Discovered a game that seemingly has no rules (AFL).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 05:06 AM (sAmhv)

Uh-oh!

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 05:14 AM (6wpGE)

22 1788. The British discover a fine penal colony in the South Pacific. Great place to stash problematic prisoners. An island with spiders that scare Shelob. Discovered a game that seemingly has no rules (AFL).
Posted by: Puddleglum

The whole experiment proved successful 187 years later when AC/DC released its first album, High Voltage, in 1975. This release is not to be confused with High Voltage a year later.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 18, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)

23 Good morning, one and all. It's already too bloody hot out here in the GPROMD so I am taking a moment to appreciate my office job.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 05:20 AM (jjoN6)

24
"Barbra Streisand is unable to attend the Cannes Film Festival closing ceremony to accept her honorary Palme d’Or after suffering a knee injury."

May we have a moment of silence to honor her loss.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions


Please extend my sympathies to the crews of the four tugboats who missed out on a huge payday as their services were no longer required to maneuver her massive schnozz into her seat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 05:22 AM (s9VOe)

25 This is a nice gospel tune, "Sweet by and by":

https://tinyurl.com/yxwkbbkk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:24 AM (PFs9e)

26
1788. The British discover a fine penal colony in the South Pacific. Great place to stash problematic prisoners. An island with spiders that scare Shelob. Discovered a game that seemingly has no rules (AFL).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come


No poofters!

It is interesting, is it not, how the members of Monty Python evolved into a proper gaggle of old British lesbians? Neil Young thinks so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 05:26 AM (s9VOe)

27 1981. "Who Can It Be Now?" is a song by Australian band Men at Work. It was released in Australia in 1981.

Man, if that'd been 7 years later my comment might have been funny.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 05:27 AM (6wpGE)

28
There was another woman who was a commencement speaker somewhere who also got booed for her endorsement of AI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"Coarsened public discourse" FTW!

Strange that vocal public proponents of AI haven't cobbled together an AI advisor to help them read the room before spouting off.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 05:30 AM (s9VOe)

29 28
There was another woman who was a commencement speaker somewhere who also got booed for her endorsement of AI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

"Coarsened public discourse" FTW!

Strange that vocal public proponents of AI haven't cobbled together an AI advisor to help them read the room before spouting off.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 05:30 AM (s9VOe)

Now do humans.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 05:31 AM (6wpGE)

30 4 There was another woman who was a commencement speaker somewhere who also got booed for her endorsement of AI.

Telling a stadium full of recent college graduates, many of whom are saddled with student loan debts, that are having trouble finding jobs because of AI was probably not the smartest approach.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 05:40 AM (jjoN6)

31 Well paid executives speaking at commencements seem kind of tone deaf if they're telling students how great A1 is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:43 AM (rZCVI)

32 31 Well paid executives speaking at commencements seem kind of tone deaf You could have stopped there. -:-)

But yeah, that's quite accurate. They aren't struggling these days and they are baffled that their wonderful statements aren't being met with approval.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 05:45 AM (jjoN6)

33 Apparently Eric Church- who I am not familiar with, but who is a country singer, gave a very fine commandment speech at UNC - Chapel Hill. This is a long description of it but at the bottom is a video:

https://tinyurl.com/y97ce9zy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:47 AM (rZCVI)

34 if they're telling students how great A1 is.

I guess they prefer Lea & Perrins or Heinz 57.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at May 18, 2026 05:52 AM (NZIuw)

35 In the Olden Days, before Pixy decided to ruin it, the 1000 comment ONT threads were Halupedia on beer, bourbon, smokes, and steroids.

Ace should sue, and share the winnings.

Posted by: *quietly says "Miklos" without being banned again* at May 18, 2026 05:53 AM (62ADb)

36 coarsened public discourse on aisle 35

Jeez, Miklos.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2026 05:58 AM (6wpGE)

37 “ give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”

1 Thessalonians 5:18

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2026 06:02 AM (+Tpk4)

38 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 18, 2026 06:02 AM (2Ez/1)

39
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs taken care of, coffee prepared. Now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian balancing the books and trying to figure out why The Big Dummy's Grand Champion points for April don't agree with the ones published in Canine Chronicle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:08 AM (HdYcL)

40 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

I hope JT got better

No recent news

Posted by: Hiya JT at May 18, 2026 06:09 AM (62ADb)

41 A careful perusal and analysis of the Canine Chronicle requires a houndstooth deerstalker cap and a pipe.

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Watson at May 18, 2026 06:12 AM (62ADb)

42 Evening and morning, all! Oh, I'm aware that it's Monday again. But remember:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

43
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy travel today from Des Moines to Berrien Springs, MI. They got pounded with rain last night and it looks like there will be rain a good deal of their trip. Also traveling around Chicago, Ft. Wayne and South Bend. Saint Christopher, look after them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:15 AM (HdYcL)

44 *waves enthusiastically to Miklos*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 06:16 AM (z2aPa)

45 "Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

*????*

I never once saw, nor was offered, even in the most dubious of circumstances, a kumquat in Noo Awlins.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at May 18, 2026 06:17 AM (62ADb)

46 *waves enthusiastically to Miklos*
Posted by: Ben Had

*waves back and jumps up and down on the bed even though I'm not supposed to*

Posted by: Miklos relives his early youth at May 18, 2026 06:19 AM (62ADb)

47 Took my video tour yesterday morning of the latest house candidate in Indiana. In many ways it is the best I've seen in my price range. The flooring has all been done, and nicely (though I want to repaint the walls in three rooms). There is an actual partial basement for storage, gas heat and a gas water heater, a front porch, a rear deck, a two-car garage at the end of a small yard. It faces east, too.

On the con side, it's near an elementary school; and it's being sold as-is. The outside trim needs repainting. The front porch railings are both slightly off the horizontal, making me wonder if the house is off as well. And the gutters need either repair or replacement.

I'm afraid I'm close to breaking my rule of no "fixer-uppers" -- though I could move in to this place and be comfortable right away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:22 AM (wzUl9)

48
Found the mistake. My spreadsheet now agrees with the AKC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:23 AM (HdYcL)

49 "Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

*????*

I never once saw, nor was offered, even in the most dubious of circumstances, a kumquat in Noo Awlins.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at May 18, 2026


***
Morning, Miklos! Ah, I just wanted another phrase instead of "small potatoes."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

50 This is a bird I just saw while getting ready to talk a walk- Summer Tanager:

https://tinyurl.com/m23vf2kr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 06:24 AM (lizTx)

51
I'm afraid I'm close to breaking my rule of no "fixer-uppers" -- though I could move in to this place and be comfortable right away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:22 AM (wzUl9)


I have the occasional dream where Her Majesty and I acquire a large old house. It's not a wreck but it's clearly seen better days. 30 years ago, I'd consider that an opportunity. Now I cringe at the thought.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:25 AM (HdYcL)

52 I'm afraid I'm close to breaking my rule of no "fixer-uppers" -- though I could move in to this place and be comfortable right away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Not sure what it costs, or how to find a reliable one, but independent home inspectors get paid for a reason sometimes, and costs can be split with the seller.

Posted by: Miklos has a friend who does that, but in Spokane at May 18, 2026 06:25 AM (62ADb)

53 mornin yall

"Cuba gets 300 military drones for possible attacks on Florida and Guantanamo Bay amid turmoil with US: report"

Oh no, Cuba is going to attack Key West.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 06:26 AM (vFG9F)

54 It is interesting, is it not, how the members of Monty Python evolved into a proper gaggle of old British lesbians? Neil Young thinks so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
---

They were always faggots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:28 AM (JZkx/)

55 I'm afraid I'm close to breaking my rule of no "fixer-uppers" -- though I could move in to this place and be comfortable right away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Not sure what it costs, or how to find a reliable one, but independent home inspectors get paid for a reason sometimes, and costs can be split with the seller.
Posted by: Miklos has a friend who does that, but in Spokane at May 18, 2026


***
Just as I'd never buy a used car without an inspection by a mechanic, I'd never buy a house without having it checked out too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

56 Wolfus, just pronounce everything in Indiana in a vaguely French Noo Awlins accent. It's like movie actors who have to use an English accent to be taken seriously.

Chicks love that

Posted by: Miklos notes that a Hungarian accent is only popular around Halloween at May 18, 2026 06:29 AM (62ADb)

57 And another bird "guy" I just saw: a pileated woodpecker:

https://tinyurl.com/4n8cx86f

Have a good day everyone. Maybe see you later. You are a blessing to others!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 06:29 AM (lizTx)

58 "As is" sometimes means there is more than meets the eye.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 06:30 AM (z2aPa)

59 Now see?

Wolfus has escaped Da Swamp with his senses intact.

Remarkable, and don't have to move the car to the Neutral Ground when it rains in Indiana.

Posted by: Miklos never got flooded, other than Dixie Beer at May 18, 2026 06:32 AM (62ADb)

60 "As is" sometimes means there is more than meets the eye.
Posted by: Ben Had

She's right

Get a home inspection AND a dowser

Posted by: Old Ways are Miklos ways at May 18, 2026 06:33 AM (62ADb)

61 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

62 "Get a home inspection AND a dowser
Posted by: Old Ways are Miklos ways"

And maybe a priest.

Posted by: Exorcisms-R-Us at May 18, 2026 06:35 AM (vFG9F)

63 >>Leave aside for the moment the sorry state of gaming on MacOS generally,

Apple generates more gaming revenue than Activision, PlayStation, Microsoft and Nintendo combined through mobile gaming.

While the neo itself can’t game, it would probably be a good platform for mobile gaming development.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2026 06:36 AM (XV/Pl)

64 How old is the roof?
What type of insulation?
How old is the heating/ cooling system?
Slab or block foundation?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 06:37 AM (z2aPa)

65 Chris Pratt is fighting a losing battle. LA is lost. He would be wise to leave sooner than later. Anybody who thinks they can fix that mess is questionable.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 06:37 AM (vFG9F)

66 Spenser Pratt, I mean. Chris should get out too.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 06:38 AM (vFG9F)

67 I just wonder if I should hold out for a better property. Since Linda will not discuss moving unless prodded -- and then will only say, "I don't know . . ." -- I have no one to discuss this with. And it is a lot bigger life decision than buying a car or anything else I've dealt with since getting married decades ago.

The price is low enough, and my agent suggests I could successfully offer a bit less, that I will easily have the funds for the repainting, trim work, porch railings, etc. The interior, once I have the walls of the bedroom and living-dining room repainted to my taste, is almost ready. There are two windows in the ground floor that are cracked, but it is the outer glass of the double-paned windows, not the inner. And I'll need blinds to start with. But the rest would be a work in progress.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

68 Pileated woodpeckers, one can tell by their handiwork when they are around because they make distinctive rectangle shaped holes in trees, instead of round holes like most woodpeckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:39 AM (o0flu)

69 Wolfus has escaped Da Swamp with his senses intact.

Remarkable, and don't have to move the car to the Neutral Ground when it rains in Indiana.
Posted by: Miklos never got flooded, other than Dixie Beer at May 18, 2026


***
I'm intact, but haven't escaped quite yet.

And yes, I checked. They do have a flood plain in Terre Haute; it's right by the Wabash River. But this house is out of the flood plain -- no flood insurance! -- and is up a ways from the street in any case.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

70 But the rest would be a work in progress.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*waxes philosophical about life n stuff*

Posted by: Miklos should have married that Mandina girl back when she almost recognized me at May 18, 2026 06:42 AM (62ADb)

71
I love two-stage verification. There's always a box, "Remember this computer." Does it ever - ever! - remember the computer? No, you have to go through the same rigmarole every, single time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:42 AM (HdYcL)

72 Cracked windows and sagging porch may indicate foundation problems. Not that it can't be overcome.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 06:43 AM (vFG9F)

73 No floods but local fishing sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Best wishes Miklos at May 18, 2026 06:44 AM (62ADb)

74 71
I love two-stage verification. There's always a box, "Remember this computer." Does it ever - ever! - remember the computer? No, you have to go through the same rigmarole every, single time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:42 AM (HdYcL)


Correct. Mostly because every time Chrome updates it forgets.

And Chrome updates. A lot.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at May 18, 2026 06:44 AM (NlEaG)

75
But this house is out of the flood plain -- no flood insurance! -- and is up a ways from the street in any case.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)


When we moved to Ohio, I told Her Majesty that I didn't care if we were on top of a mountain, we were getting flood insurance. Especially as the Little Miami River ran about a mile from the house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:45 AM (HdYcL)

76 No, you have to go through the same rigmarole every, single time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I have an older computer.

I just insert a Fortran punchcard.

Posted by: Even Miklos' hat size exceeds 29 at May 18, 2026 06:46 AM (62ADb)

77
Correct. Mostly because every time Chrome updates it forgets.

And Chrome updates. A lot.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at May 18, 2026 06:44 AM (NlEaG)


Actually, I was running Brave. Because the AKC Event Search page won't load properly on Chrome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 06:49 AM (HdYcL)

78 When we moved to Ohio, I told Her Majesty that I didn't care if we were on top of a mountain, we were getting flood insurance. Especially as the Little Miami River ran about a mile from the house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I think Mike Hammer commented about that after Hurricane Helene.

Who would think you need flood insurance up in the Carolina Appalachian mountains?

Posted by: Miklos listens and learns at May 18, 2026 06:49 AM (62ADb)

79 Well, the flood insurance might be cheap enough -- in Indiana, outside the local flood plain -- that I could add it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

80 don't have to move the car to the Neutral Ground when it rains in Indiana.

You'd be wrong; some years you'd be dead.
For generations, Indiana and Ohio were among the most dangerous places in the country to try to live.
"Remember the promises you made in the attic."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 18, 2026 06:52 AM (zdLoL)

81 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Ok, but I'm still right.

Indiana does not have any "Neutral Grounds".

Posted by: Nitpickin' Miklos at May 18, 2026 06:54 AM (62ADb)

82 Ok, but I'm still right.

Indiana does not have any "Neutral Grounds".
Posted by: Nitpickin' Miklos at May 18, 2026


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I don't recall seeing any grassy medians in Evansville, and haven't seen any on Gorgle Street View in Terre Haute either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)

83 So... about that air show near Boise yesterday...

https://tinyurl.com/358zys72

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 06:57 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Heh. The Netflix catfight lasted 17 seconds.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

85 Wolfus, esthetics can be easily changed. Asking the questions about the really big stuff is the priority. Can you afford a new roof in a couple of years if the existing one is 25+ years old?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 06:58 AM (z2aPa)

86 However, I bet the gumbo in Indiana involves macaroni and jell-o

Posted by: Miklos begins the consider breakfast options at May 18, 2026 06:59 AM (62ADb)

87
Location
Location
Location

Posted by: Someone has to say it at May 18, 2026 07:00 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Did you know there was another Bill Nye that lived in the 1800s? He had this to say about George Washington:

"In conclusion, let me say that George Washington was successful for three reasons. One was that he never shook the confidence of his friends. Another was that he had a strong will without being a mule. Some people cannot distinguish between being firm and being a big blue jackass.

Another reason why Washington is loved and honored today is that he died before we had a chance to get tired of him. This is greatly superior to the method adopted by many modern statesmen, who wait till their constituency weary of them and then reluctantly and tardily die."

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:03 AM (vFG9F)

89 Location
Location
Location
Posted by: Someone has to say

I read that in a Little Eva voice

"Do the Lo-co-cation"

Posted by: Miklos does things like that at May 18, 2026 07:04 AM (62ADb)

90 So Carano proved that while Ozempic can make you look good, it is not, in fact, the best conditioning drug ever known.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:06 AM (AnnNE)

91 Good morning. Happy Monday.
Been ready about Cuba having high grade drones which could attack Guantanamo or Florida. Is this an op by the CIA, Ratliffe went to Cuba, or is Cuba that stupid?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:06 AM (gu0hJ)

92 New pizza place in my neighborhood.

https://tinyurl.com/37fmk4fm

They call it pizza but they're not from Brooklyn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

93 I admit that I was hopeful that the Carano/Rousey fight would have lasted longer. But at least you can put the whole thing on a YouTube short.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:07 AM (jjoN6)

94 They call it pizza but they're not from Brooklyn.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You said "Bwooklyn" rong

Posted by: Miklos knows accents at May 18, 2026 07:10 AM (62ADb)

95
Is this an op by the CIA, Ratliffe went to Cuba, or is Cuba that stupid?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:06 AM (gu0hJ)


They've had Communism for over 66 years. What do you think?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:11 AM (HdYcL)

96 JJ nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (NcvvS)

97 You said "Bwooklyn" rong
Posted by: Miklos knows accents at May 18, 2026 07:10 AM (62ADb)
====

Sir, I am not a goombah from Brooklyn.

I am, like our president, a gavone from Queens.

Much classier.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

98 So from whom did Cuber get these drones?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 18, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)

99 "So from whom did Cuber get these drones?"

Western yurropeon pedo lovers or canuckistani pedo lovers.

Seems like a legit answer to me.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 18, 2026 07:24 AM (zBgIx)

100 100

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 07:25 AM (O7YUW)

101 Do you have access to a "search engine"?

Just enter "Evansville Indiana flooding" and see what you get.
Terre Haute is on the WABASH, for the love of Christ.
Are you guys having a stupidity contest? You're ridiculous!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (zdLoL)

102 Anime is what Pedos used to entice retarded little boys in the 90s. Now those little boys all act like Anime is "normal."

Posted by: fisht at May 18, 2026 09:37 AM (BHEHK)

103 Oh, thank goodness you found something negative to post about the MacBook Neo. Its success must have been killing you. But no worries, the GoogleBook version is coming!

Posted by: NikeAjax at May 18, 2026 03:19 PM (X5FXP)

Sunday Overnight Open Thread - May 17, 2026 [Doof]

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From Nature Pictures

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. You made a great choice for how to end your weekend. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Bringing back The Hut

Pizza Hut with the plastic red cups and a jukebox -- take me there NOW!

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Wes Moore is asshoe

Wes Moore’s Afghanistan story starts to unravel

In a commencement speech at Valley Forge Military Academy on May 9, Gov. Wes Moore told graduates the academy had taught them “something that I wish more people in this society understood — that we will not lie, cheat, nor steal, nor tolerate those that do.”

For two decades, Moore’s own accounts of his Army service and Afghanistan deployment have tested whether he lives by that standard.


In an April 2014 interview with the USO’s magazine”On Patrol,” Moore was asked about his duties in Afghanistan. “I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,” Moore said.

Based on Army records, his answer was not true.

Those records show Moore was not an infantry officer, was not qualified in any special operations field and did not deploy to Afghanistan to perform either role.

Check out the whole thing. Very detailed article.

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Dino -- you here tonight? Maybe you can answer this question?

Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?


One T. rex mystery has to do with this giant predator’s relatively tiny arms. Why would it have arms so short that it couldn’t even reach its own mouth? How did it use them?

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Some scientists have recently hypothesized that T. rex‘s short arms were an adaptation to competition with other carnivores. If multiple predators were feeding on a carcass, one could get hurt by accidental bites or even intentional warning bites for getting too close. Shorter arms would be less likely to get chomped. Similar things occur today with territorial carnivores, like Komodo dragons.

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Another possibility is that the arms served little or no purpose at all, so over time, they became vestigial. That’s the scientific term for body parts that don’t have clear purposes anymore, but are still passed down through evolution.

On the subject of "maybe there's no reason" - here's a classic from Bill Engvall


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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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The Sunny (and Slightly Scandalous) Rise of the Sundress

Long before morons debated what counts as a “sundress,” the idea was simple: something light, sleeveless, and waiting to welcome the gloriously warm weather. The term “sundress” popped up in the early 1940s, but the garment we know today was born from wartime rationing and postwar relief. Women were done with restrictive corsets and heavy fabrics. They wanted clothes that breathed and looked cute doing it.

The real birth happened mid-1940s, thanks to American sportswear pioneers. Claire McCardell (often called the mother of American sportswear) and Carolyn Schnurer designed easy, unfussy dresses with soft silhouettes, lightweight cotton, racerback straps, and room to actually move. No restrictive foundations, no Paris-level drama, just practical, flattering pieces for active postwar women.

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Claire McCardell in one of her signature easy pieces, and period patterns showing the breezy direction fashion was heading.

These were the anti-New Look dresses. Dior’s structured extravagance was for the runways; McCardell and Schnurer were dressing real American women who wanted to hop in a convertible or chase kids at the beach.

By the 1950s, the sundress was everywhere. Lightweight cottons, ginghams, and playful prints ruled the day. Women wore them to picnics, beach days, and backyard barbecues. They were flattering on most figures, easy to sew at home, and perfect for the explosion of leisure time and family travel.

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1950s real-life and catalog sundresses

Then came the 1960s and the queen of the sundress, Lilly Pulitzer. The story is pure gold: A Palm Beach socialite running a juice stand in the 1960s, she asked her dressmaker for a shift dress that would hide the inevitable orange and pink stains. The result? Bright, bold, sleeveless wonders in wild florals and patterns. Jackie Kennedy (a friend) helped popularize them, and suddenly every woman wanted that carefree, colorful vibe. Lilly’s dresses were double-lined so you could skip underwear. Scandalous! And liberating.

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Lilly Pulitzer and the bold, joyful prints that defined 1960s resort wear.

By the late 1960s, the sundress had cemented itself as the ultimate summer uniform: short A-lines, wild florals, worn with sandals, cat-eye sunglasses, and smiles. It captured postwar optimism—more freedom, more fun, and clothes that finally worked with women instead of against them.
The sundress is still winning today. You will find them in breezy linen and cotton, in both minimalist neutrals and bold patterns. The versatility make them work for everything from beach days to city sightseeing to backyard barbecues

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Current Lilly Pulitzer and Farm Rio

The sundress didn’t chase trends; it survived them. From wartime necessity to Palm Beach icon, it remains one of the smartest, most packable, and most flattering pieces in any vacation wardrobe. It is timeless and cheerful after all these decades.

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Thanks, Piper!

Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

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On the subject of sundresses

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As for guys' fashion, this guy is levels above the rest of us

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DJ Doof - Inspired by the Horde Edition




Yup - covered them all!

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H/T - Hour of the Wolf


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1 Ha!

Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2026 10:10 PM (Ffkme)

2 Loading, loading, loading, AoS, keeps loading along.
It won’t stop loading, it won’t stop spinning,
It’s just loading, loading, loading

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:10 PM (MpEy/)

3 Caw caw

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at May 17, 2026 10:10 PM (swXkN)

4 Good evening, and very funny additions to the fashion segment of our evening, Doof.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)

5 Technical difficulties seem to be in the air.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)

6 "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down"

That's
how he's going to save money on the new Pizza Huts. No free WiFi.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

7 I'll never be first if you don't post when I keep hitting refresh.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (Xqite)

8 Thank you for the swell ONT, Doof and Piper!

Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:15 PM (EDXUr)

9 8 you are welcome!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:16 PM (OoFl2)

10 Guten abend, horde.

Posted by: clarence at May 17, 2026 10:16 PM (G+2/5)

11 Did anyone nood?

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (OoFl2)

12 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (Kyh8Y)

13 Please tell me that refrigeration and a/c company is woman owned.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (kU0PQ)

14
It's a great idea the Pizza Hut guy has, but people aren't going to stop using their phones.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

15 Tonight's ONT brought to you by branding

Stiff Nipples Refrigeration and Air Conditioning

Rated #1 in the industry by the owner of the company and his mother


The owner of this company has an eeenterestink relationship with his mother.

Posted by: zombie Dr. Sigmund Freud at May 17, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

16 Did anyone nood?
Posted by: Piper

I used to a lot but grew older, wiser and the lovely Mrs. threatened death suggested I stop.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:18 PM (Kyh8Y)

17 16 Did anyone nood?
Posted by: Piper

I used to a lot but grew older, wiser and the lovely Mrs. threatened death suggested I stop.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026

Bless her.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:19 PM (OoFl2)

18 We have a van around here with "No Sh*t!" and "Duty Calls". It picks up bags of doggie-doo from bins the city provides.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 17, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)

19 Johnny Was has beautiful, fun sundresses.

Lily is a bit too preppy for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2026 10:19 PM (A5RD0)

20 Sorry I'm late, our caravan came to a halt when Patsy dropped the coconut.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:20 PM (PMi3m)

21 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

22 I'm reading about the current ebola outbreak. I understand that it passes from person to person, bodily fluids, etc... but how does patient zero get it to pass along?

Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

23 So the forbidden dance begins, the Peruvian Salmon.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (LHPAg)

24 19 Johnny Was has beautiful, fun sundresses.

Lily is a bit too preppy for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17

I bought a really cute pair of vintage Lilly pants. Let’s just say sizing was very different back then. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (OoFl2)

25 I'm reading about the current ebola outbreak. I understand that it passes from person to person, bodily fluids, etc... but how does patient zero get it to pass along?

IIRC, there are animal reservoirs in the jungle. Somebody got to close to an animal, possibly by eating bush meat, or...other ways.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

26 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde! In Moriarty, NM tonight. Had a very flukey thing happen with the convertible today. Filled up in Tucumcari, drove out of the service station, and bumped hard over a hidden curb. No evident damage, and we carried on to the next town, where we visited a car museum. Leaving, the car would not start; engine didn't even try to crank. Evidently, going over that curb did something to the neutral safety switch. Jumped the solenoid with my pocket knife, car started. We drove to Santa Fe (the original 1926 alignment of 66). Santa Fe was no fun at all. Nasty place. Really had no interest in viewing old Spanish churches, so we moved on south to Moriarty, to see a great old car museum. (continued)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:23 PM (K+PFm)

27 I'm reading about the current ebola outbreak. I understand that it passes from person to person, bodily fluids, etc... but how does patient zero get it to pass along?
Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)


Living near a research lab is the usual way.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)

28 Thanks for another dandy Sunday Night ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top.

Thanks to Piper for another educational exploration! I look forward to them each week.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 17, 2026 10:25 PM (D/6p1)

29 I fully approve of tonight's couture topic.

Maybe not quite as fully as the Paolo, but fully.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

30 The Asian lady in the red sundress looks like she expects me to disappoint her. Naturally, I am intrigued.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

You mean the fat one?

Wait. They're all fat. Don't see an Asian in there either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

31 Hell yeah, Motorhead Ace of Spades. Lemmy insisted they weren't metal, yet this song is definitely early metal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 10:27 PM (snZF9)

32 Lots of bad weather tonight in Iowa, Nebraska and Kansas. We got the edge of it last night. And I saw a blizzard hit WY?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 10:27 PM (7T8ei)

33 Tim Sparks has purchased 80 pizza huts and is bringing back their iconic looks and nostalgic feel

Yeesh. They still don’t get it. Your signature product is Pizza. Never forget that. The “nostalgic feel” is all bullshit if your product sucks.

Your product in fact has taken a huge nosedive in recent decades. Maybe it was never great pizza. But it wasn’t bad. I don’t know what you did to it, but the crust in particular isn’t the same.

Why don’t you work on your core competencies before worrying about the curtains and all that shit?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:27 PM (o0flu)

34 iirc, Fords have, or had, a safety switch of some sort in a rear wheel which would shut down the fuel pump in the event of an impact or collision. Apparently you could disable a Ford by giving the inside of one of the rear wheels a hard smack with a hammer.

Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

35 I always though "sundress" referred to a fairly long and loose garment. Is that last picture, um, skirting the definition a bit?

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

36 Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

Maybe the ancestors that went to the gym focused on leg day and forgot about arm day. Small brain and all...

Posted by: TRex - pump you up dino at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

37 The throwback Pizza Huts are a good idea.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (O7YUW)

38 J has a 4am flight. Yay. So I am going to head in even earlier than normal. However, he is currently sharing a matcha mochi with the dog he didn’t want. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (OoFl2)

39 Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?


He was in the POOL!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:29 PM (Riz8t)

40 It's all good. I've been in the top pic scenario for sure



Yeah to whatever degree is all wanting to be acknowledged. OK. Hurry up. I'm ready for a nap

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:29 PM (aGrif)

41 20 Sorry I'm late, our caravan came to a halt when Patsy dropped the coconut.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:20 PM
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I suppose it would have been fine, but Brave Sir Robin ran away??

Posted by: TRex - newt resistant dino at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

42 Why don’t you work on your core competencies before worrying about the curtains and all that shit?
Posted by: Common Tater

If leveraging their core competencies doesn't work, we can suggest they think outside the box to synergize cross-functional teams, drill down on the low-hanging fruit, and drive a paradigm shift that will move the needle on key performance indicators while delivering best-in-class value-add solutions for all stakeholders in a true win-win fashion.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (Kyh8Y)

43 /2 While at the museum, I figured, instead of popping the hood and jumping the solenoid each time I needed to start the car, I should run a clip lead from the solenoid through the firewall, and I could jab the end of it into the cigar lighter socket to crank the engine. So I am trying to feed the clip lead through the firewall, and I get a big fat spark! Upon further investigation, I found a totally bare #12 wire going through the hole in the firewall, and that was a HOT wire! It was like one RCH from shorting out to the steel firewall. The car could have burned down at any time. I clipped the wire, ran my jumper, and the car starts fine that way. Turns out that hot wire is power feed to the convertible top motor. I will splice it with insulated wire tomorrow. My best guess? Mice chewed the insulation. But if I hadn't hit that bump, and knocked out the neutral safety switch, I might never have found that bare wire. Until too late...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (K+PFm)

44 38 I always though "sundress" referred to a fairly long and loose garment. Is that last picture, um, skirting the definition a bit?
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM

It’s really just a sleeveless, summery, dress, so it fits.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (OoFl2)

45 >>>Morgan Luna - Where Words End (Official Music Video)

The comments say it's AI. Is it? Wikipedia comes up empty for that name.

Pretty good either way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (syz1S)

46
Notsothoreau,

Hopefully we'll get a foot of snow here in SW Wyoming. It's forecasted, lol.

We need it, bad drought.

No snow here all winter.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)

47 My best guess? Mice chewed the insulation. But if I hadn't hit that bump, and knocked out the neutral safety switch, I might never have found that bare wire. Until too late...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You need your own show. For real.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:31 PM (OoFl2)

48 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)

49 but how does patient zero get it to pass along?
Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

He "poxes" a monkey. Or eats one.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (kU0PQ)

50 An Army doc told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it’s difficult to get an epidemic going. It’s sort of self limiting that way. It kills everybody so quickly it doesn’t get a chance to spread very far, or very wide.

Quarantine would be advisable, I’m sure. You know, the kind of Quarantine where the infected are isolated, not the healthy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (o0flu)

51 Haven't heard No Quarter by Led Zeppelin in a long time. Thanks for posting it Doof.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

52 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2026 10:33 PM (+9wcF)

53 Miss Landers was invited over to the Cleavers and she wore a nice sundress. Beaver sat next to her, kind of gazing in wonderment. Miss Landers said, "Is anything wrong, Beaver"?
"No, Miss Landers, it's just that I've never seen your bare arms before".

Posted by: Larry Mondello, Eating An Apple at May 17, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)

54 “I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,” Moore said.

Hmmm...he did all three? Granted, I was in the AF, where you can have a Primary AFSC, a Duty AFSC and other different AFSCs. (Mine was always the same. I only ever had one AFSC in the AF.) But pray tell (I'll need you soldiers to confirm this for me) how do you get to be all three? Especially as an officer. I can see being infantry and then getting your Ranger tab or Airborne tab (maybe) but also being an officer with the MPs? Off I go to read the article.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (T6aVk)

55 >>> “I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,”


It is amazing how many people were "special ops".
Often times they seem quite sincere about it too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

56 Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (OoFl2)

57 I always though "sundress" referred to a fairly long and loose garment. Is that last picture, um, skirting the definition a bit?
Posted by: mikeski

It’s really just a sleeveless, summery, dress, so it fits.
Posted by: Piper


There goes my second career in fashion design.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

58 54 Haven't heard No Quarter by Led Zeppelin in a long time. Thanks for posting it Doof.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

A great song about Robert Plant and Jimmy Page going to the arcade, playing video games, and running out of money.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (T6aVk)

59 Don't they have an Ebola outbreak every year in Africa?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (MpEy/)

60 Tony!!!

Go to your Room! You are grounded, Mister

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (o0flu)

61 An Army doc told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it’s difficult to get an epidemic going. It’s sort of self limiting that way. It kills everybody so quickly it doesn’t get a chance to spread very far, or very wide.

Remember when they had the epidemic about 15(?) years ago. The nightmare would be that it got loose in a big city, where exposure would be very difficult to control and a single person could infect hundreds before dying. It actually did make it to a city, but with heroic efforts, and many trained locals, they were finally able to contain it. One of the big breakthroughs was in getting the locals to abjure their custom of handling the dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2026 10:35 PM (Riz8t)

62 I know you can use the rain in WY. Was surprised to see this storm causing problems there too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (7T8ei)

63 No Quarter was the song the Mexican Army under Santa Anna played all night long the night before the Alamo was attacked. They even found a mellotron at the site of the battle that was used for the song.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (T6aVk)

64 Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (OoFl2)

I don't look good in those!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

65 I was watching the NBA, fell asleep and took a nap.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 17, 2026 10:36 PM (D1E+2)

66 If leveraging their core competencies doesn't work, we can suggest they think outside the box to synergize cross-functional teams, drill down on the low-hanging fruit, and drive a paradigm shift that will move the needle on key performance indicators while delivering best-in-class value-add solutions for all stakeholders in a true win-win fashion.
Posted by: Tonypete


At the end of the day, that shit never works.

Posted by: mikeski, LLC. at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

67 It is amazing how many people were "special ops".
Often times they seem quite sincere about it too.


There's very few that were "special ops." There's quite a few that were "special" ops.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (+9wcF)

68 >> Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

They make my hips look fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

69 I recommend to Piper the fashion plate that is Queen Letizia. And think of this - she can wear a pencil skirt AND high heels - on cobblestones.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (T6aVk)

70 An Army doc told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it’s difficult to get an epidemic going. It’s sort of self limiting that way. It kills everybody so quickly it doesn’t get a chance to spread very far, or very wide.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM (o0flu)

Ah, that's why the Mutaba strain is so scary. And why you might need to bomb a town to prevent its escape.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)

71 Motor for the convertible top was the only power option ever offered on Corvairs. No power steering, brakes, etc. My 63 is strictly manual.

Posted by: Horizontally Opposed at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (oftw2)

72 I suppose it would have been fine, but Brave Sir Robin ran away??
Posted by: TRex - newt resistant dino at May 17, 2026 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

Mostly waiting on the swallow to deliver a replacement.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (PMi3m)

73 It is amazing how many people were "special ops".
Often times they seem quite sincere about it too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

Is burning shit in a trench a "special op"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (K+PFm)

74 I was an infantry officer, military police officer and then became special ops when I joined the 82nd Airborne Division,”

We veterans of the Parachute Ski Marines scoff at this. Well, I remember this one time in Nam, I was sitting in a rice paddy, flicking the safety of my Glock on and off...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2026 10:38 PM (N9LdK)

75 72 >> Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

They make my hips look fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

My legs are too hairy for one.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:39 PM (T6aVk)

76
We have strict outdoor water restrictions here. No gardens, no landscaping and we're supposed to limit indoor water usage.

It interesting some yards here are very green, while most of the lawns are dead.

We think the special people are watering late at night.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (3ek7K)

77 Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

Maybe the ancestors that went to the gym focused on leg day and forgot about arm day. Small brain and all...
Posted by: TRex - pump you up dino at May 17, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

I thought it was because they could kick a big rock easier than throwing one to slow down their prey.

Field goal kickers vs. Quarterbacks or Punters.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

78 My best guess? Mice chewed the insulation. But if I hadn't hit that bump, and knocked out the neutral safety switch, I might never have found that bare wire. Until too late...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


This is how the harley gods work. They try to get your attention by doing shit that makes you go in where you discover something unrelated yet far worse, and if you listen you achieve Kolinar, and if you blow it off bad shit happens.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)

79 That Pizza Hut looks legit. I remember those days well.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (T6aVk)

80 ONT!

The guy not trying on clothes is genius

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (gDlxJ)

81 They make my hips look fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

Not from here, Mr Straw.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (aGrif)

82 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth


www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRjst2vNGo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (MpEy/)

83 Sundresses. Damn.

Sundresses v. tank tops.

The debate continues.

And don’t even get me started on either of those v. sweaters, in the fall.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

84 If it's deadly, it's not highly infectious. If highly infectious,not deadly. That's what virologists say. Gonna call it a night

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (7T8ei)

85 Off I go to read the article.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (T6aVk)

I can see it. MPs aren't quite real cops, but infantry officers with authority to whonk miscreant soldiers with a nightstick, and get to stand watch stateside. And airborne is just an additional qualification. Of course, airborne isn't really "special operations" either. (You have to be "airborne" to be a Ranger, for example, but being "airborne" doesn't mean you're a ranger.)

Heck, I had 4 different sorts of jobs (as an officer) in the AF, and only 2 of them related directly to each other.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:43 PM (kU0PQ)

86 Month two of the Carnivore diet, had a cheat dessert today, 1 rounded teaspoon of biscoff cookie butter dipped in cocoa powder.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2026 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

87
Any news about the crews on the Navy jets? I haven't seen any injury reports.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (3ek7K)

88
I was going to say another nice sunset picture. But then I figured I'd better check... it could've been a sunrise. But nope, it was a midnight sun....

That needs to go on my bucket list.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

89 This is how the harley gods work. They try to get your attention by doing shit that makes you go in where you discover something unrelated yet far worse, and if you listen you achieve Kolinar, and if you blow it off bad shit happens.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)

I read you loud and clear on that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (K+PFm)

90 Why did T-Rex have such short arms? Well, remember the old George Carlin routine where he said, "If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms." Well, maybe God didn't want the T-Rex to be able to masturbate. That's the reason for the T-Rex had such short arms.

Posted by: Ralph at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (8WZD4)

91 The mystery click tonight could have been "Sunrise, Sunset," from The Fiddler on the Roof.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

92 >>Not from here, Mr Straw.

That's because you are way over there.

There was a time but that time past a long time ago.

I haven't forgotten I owe you a shiny nickel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

93 Good evening morons y gracias Disco

What's on YOUR mind tonight?

Car was driven into a crowd in Oakland late last night. Three died on scene, five in hospital, three of them critical.

Is the first report you've heard?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

94 >> Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!

They make my hips look fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

No offense, but that's not the dress.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

95 And don’t even get me started on either of those v. sweaters, in the fall.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

What about an ette who supports pest control?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:46 PM (aGrif)

96 We veterans of the Parachute Ski Marines scoff at this. Well, I remember this one time in Nam, I was sitting in a rice paddy, flicking the safety of my Glock on and off...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


This is a no shit story. . . .There I was. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2026 10:46 PM (Kyh8Y)

97
San Fran,

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:46 PM (3ek7K)

98 When the sun is really hot I prefer a caftan style garment to a sundress.
Nothing worse than crispy shoulders

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2026 10:47 PM (dE3DB)

99 passed

shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)

100 Sundresses v. tank tops.
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

Well, if that's ALL she's gonna wear, I know which one I prefer....

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:47 PM (kU0PQ)

101 A turtle is drinking at a waterhole. An elephant walks up, the kicks him to the other side.

A nearly wildebeest asks why the elephant did that. The elephant replies, "That turtle bit my trunk 52 years ago."

The wildebeest says, "Great memory."

The elephant answers, "Yes, turtle recall."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

102 I'm at 9,000' in Colorado. So far today: thunder/lightning, graupel, rain, snow. Forecast for tomorrow, 8" of snow.

Gotta love Spring in the Mountains.

(BTW - Great Mystery Click)

Posted by: YellowBird at May 17, 2026 10:48 PM (Q9/+7)

103 91
Any news about the crews on the Navy jets? I haven't seen any injury reports.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (3ek7K)

I have heard thst all four survived the incident, but those elections were really close to the ground, so they must have gotten banged up quite a bit.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 10:48 PM (PMi3m)

104

tank,

I agree

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:49 PM (3ek7K)

105 When I first saw the top pic, I thought it was a Markgraf print. Paul and Traudi Markgraf were a couple that made and sold a metric fuckton of art prints of Pacific Coast scenes like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:49 PM (K+PFm)

106 I haven't forgotten I owe you a shiny nickel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

I haven't forgotten you, Mr Straw.


Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:49 PM (aGrif)

107 Oh, the joys of being a mom to a kid who WON'T STOP READING.

Posted by: what's on pookysgirl's mind at May 17, 2026 10:50 PM (Wt5PA)

108
Actually did manage to get the mower started, got the yard and pens done, then goofed off for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (HdYcL)

109 99 She has to totally disrobe, so as to be inspected.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

110
No Quarter Pounder

https://youtu.be/3XHa2RM93FA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

111

Kinda leery of thinking this, BUT I wonder if the pilots are women.

BTW, I'm a woman asking.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:51 PM (3ek7K)

112 Glam Rock doesn't even get a mention?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 10:52 PM (6C3mT)

113 Idaho, Gunfighters Air Show
Prelude:
2003, Thunderbirds squadron pilot was forced to eject
2018, hang glider pilot dies in accident
May 17, 2026, Two U.S. Navy jets collided mid-air and exploded during the air show at Mountain Home Air Force Base.

https://tinyurl.com/yncw5rfj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:52 PM (MpEy/)

114 At the end of the day, that shit never works.

It is what it is so let's take a level-set and come at it with fresh eyes tomorrow.

(You know who was really good at that sort of cant? Insomniac. I wonder where he wound up.)

Posted by: Oddbob at May 17, 2026 10:53 PM (vTZFs)

115 I can see it. MPs aren't quite real cops, but infantry officers with authority to whonk miscreant soldiers with a nightstick, and get to stand watch stateside. And airborne is just an additional qualification. Of course, airborne isn't really "special operations" either. (You have to be "airborne" to be a Ranger, for example, but being "airborne" doesn't mean you're a ranger.)

Heck, I had 4 different sorts of jobs (as an officer) in the AF, and only 2 of them related directly to each other.
Posted by: GWB


MP, Infantry, and Special Forces are three separate distinct branches for Army officers. Generally they start and end their careers in the same branch.

Crossed pistols, crossed rifles, crossed arrows on their lapels.
No chance in hell they'll go from one branch to another, to a third in a year. School for SF is over a year in itself. And nobody starts there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

116 Ok. Will you Morons pray for a kid going to the air force academy?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:54 PM (aGrif)

117
Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (HdYcL)

118 Don't blow the margins with long links. I have started deleting the comments, and will eventually move to banning the miscreants.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (iERP6)

119 60 Good night everyone, go buy a sundress!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:34 PM (OoFl2)

--------

I would but then I'd have to find someone to wear it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 10:56 PM (6C3mT)

120 BOISE, Idaho (AP) — All four crew members ejected safely after two Navy jets collided Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base in western Idaho, officials said.

The two U.S. Navy EA18-G Growlers from the Electronic Attack Squadron 129 in Whidbey Island, Washington, were performing an aerial demonstration when they collided, said Cmdr. Amelia Umayam, spokesperson for Naval Air Forces, U.S. Pacific Fleet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:56 PM (MpEy/)

121
Good on yah CBD.

People have been here long enough to know that.

Posted by: four seasons at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)

122 Where’s Publius, one of our more prolific celestial observers? I think I read the Northern Lights are supposed to be in good form about now, or did I miss it. Cloudy at this location.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (o0flu)

123 When one talks about something being OG, I kind of glean that is something like old school but what do the initials "OG" actually stand for?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)

124 Piper I had no idea the humble sundress was imbued with som much history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

125 The Paolo, how you say, has long links.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

126 Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The article pretty much comes out and says his superior was grooming him for a political future.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

127 Glam Rock doesn't even get a mention?
Posted by: Cicero


If you were trying to encompass all of "rock" under 3 terms, I don't think you have many choices. "Glam" (and, for that matter, "Punk") are way too narrow.

"Soft Rock," "Hard Rock," and "Metal," maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)

128 I can see it. MPs aren't quite real cops, but infantry officers with authority to whonk miscreant soldiers with a nightstick, and get to stand watch stateside. And airborne is just an additional qualification. Of course, airborne isn't really "special operations" either. (You have to be "airborne" to be a Ranger, for example, but being "airborne" doesn't mean you're a ranger.)

Heck, I had 4 different sorts of jobs (as an officer) in the AF, and only 2 of them related directly to each other.
Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:43 PM (kU0PQ)

Now, i deployed with Special Forces, but I was WITH them, not OF them. That's a distinction I will always draw. And in my time with them, I found there are two types:

1) Genuine, honest to God BAs.
2) The biggest prima donnas you have ever met in your life.

No inbetweens.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 10:59 PM (T6aVk)

129 When one talks about something being OG, I kind of glean that is something like old school but what do the initials "OG" actually stand for?
Posted by: Pug Mahon


"Original Gangsta," from hip-hop slang, I think.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

130 >>No offense, but that's not the dress.

bitch

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)

131 Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (HdYcL)

Why does that sound all too plausible?

BTW, Santa Fe is so fucking twee, it's next to impossible to breathe there. Saw plenty of "resist" lawn signs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:00 PM (K+PFm)

132 What is the definition of “rock,” anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

133 123 When one talks about something being OG, I kind of glean that is something like old school but what do the initials "OG" actually stand for?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Original Gangster

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (PMi3m)

134


dooooooofffff.

some Bodies Hit The Floor metal for you, but it's sung in Toddler Time.

i phuck near died right there laughing my ass off.


https://9gag.com/gag/ayNb9mb

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (tdVVZ)

135 "Soft Rock," "Hard Rock," and "Metal," maybe.
Posted by: mikeski


Soft,
Hard, and
Yacht (aka NOT ROCK)

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)

136 117
Hmm, did Moore's superiors say to themselves, "Where can I transfer this loser so I don't get in trouble?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 10:55 PM (HdYcL)

I had no friends in high places or was close buddies with FGOs when I was a CGO. Must be nice...

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (T6aVk)

137 I will note that all of the Womenz shown in the Fashion pics?

Half the weight of the women I see nowadays.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (mP0Kj)

138 EA18-G Growlers? That explains it - they were fiddling with the radios and got distracted.

Posted by: PabloD at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (C30Iv)

139 Cmdr. Amelia Umayam, spokesperson for Naval Air Forces, U.S. Pacific Fleet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 10:56 PM (MpEy/)

Of the Umayyad Umayams?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (K+PFm)

140
Piper, I'm always trying to love Claire McCardell but in the end all I can do is respect her as the inventor of ladies' sportswear.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (XJ22o)

141 132 What is the definition of “rock,” anyway?

--------

I saw a YouTube video that classified The Captain and Tenille as rock. Does that help at all?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 11:03 PM (6C3mT)

142 Good evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks Doof and Piper for the variegated, yet cohesive, ONT.

I am mapping out the distance to the retro Pizza Huts as we speak. Why, you may ask? No reason ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 17, 2026 11:04 PM (t2oSI)

143 JackStraw
Don't worry about it. Just lie about it like the rest of us.
We know we are still devastating good looking.

See how easy it is!

Posted by: Case at May 17, 2026 11:04 PM (b2ADL)

144 The article pretty much comes out and says his superior was grooming him for a political future.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe I missed it but it sounds like Mr. Moore may have been in the Reserves. (And to have a superior do that for you is not far out of the realm either. Even though my relationships with FGOs in those long ago days were always professional, we'd talk about what we wanted to do in the AF and after, so I can see Mr. Moore talking to his buddy the LTC about a political career and the LTC helping him out. Not that such a thing is right but I can see that happening.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:05 PM (T6aVk)

145 I saw a YouTube video that classified The Captain and Tenille as rock. Does that help at all?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 11:03 PM (6C3mT)

They were pop, IMHO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:05 PM (K+PFm)

146 “Variegated” needs to be used in limerick.

Who can rouse Muldoon from his beauty sleep?

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)

147 BTW, Santa Fe is so fucking twee, it's next to impossible to breathe there. Saw plenty of "resist" lawn signs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Buddy thought NM area would be a good place to winter, by the time he got through southern CO he was so disgusted he stopped looking and drove home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:06 PM (MpEy/)

148 On the subject of sundresses

There was a girl in college who wore sundresses. Her name was M. She was slender and lovely. To see her was to fall in love with her. And she was as sweet as she was fair. Till I met her, I had no idea of the power of a sundress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (XAXi6)

149 I am so old that the Pizza Hut I worked at as a delivery driver still had the red plastic beverage cups. Also, there were a few video game machines, one them being The Simpsons.

And nearly every transaction was cash, and I knew how to count back change.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)

150 116 Ok. Will you Morons pray for a kid going to the air force academy?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 10:54 PM (aGrif)

Going to Beast soon?

May the Almighty look after all in the USAFA Class of 2030.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (T6aVk)

151 Wes Moore

https://youtu.be/BHcd-srsSBY?t=40

Posted by: Don Black at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (ZxPkt)

152 134 dooooooofffff.
some Bodies Hit The Floor metal for you, but it's sung in Toddler Time.
i phuck near died right there laughing my ass off.

https://9gag.com/gag/ayNb9mb
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 17, 2026 11:01 PM (tdVVZ)

In that same vein:
https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 11:08 PM (PMi3m)

153
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy arrived at their destination in Des Moines. She said the winds were vicious; fighting a crosswind in an RV must have been draining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (HdYcL)

154 A sundress should be short, loose fitting but sheer enough to cling to the body. Worn with flat sandles and an ankle bracelet.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (qrzX6)

155 Buddy thought NM area would be a good place to winter, by the time he got through southern CO he was so disgusted he stopped looking and drove home.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:06 PM (MpEy/)

It seems to be a state law here that all new homes have to be covered with tan-colored shotcrete to resemble adobe. Looks like a ginormous wombat took random dumps all over the countryside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (K+PFm)

156 Pizza Hut had the best hot sub sandwiches.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:11 PM (qrzX6)

157 Now, i deployed with Special Forces, but I was WITH them, not OF them. That's a distinction I will always draw. And in my time with them, I found there are two types:

1) Genuine, honest to God BAs.
2) The biggest prima donnas you have ever met in your life.

No inbetweens.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I worked with some at Bragg for about ten years as a civilian.
Generally, damn nice to see people who can make a decision. Makes it a lot easier to work with them too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)

158 It seems to be a state law here that all new homes have to be covered with tan-colored shotcrete to resemble adobe. Looks like a ginormous wombat took random dumps all over the countryside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (K+PFm)

Or at least all Santa Fe. I was there in 2012 as part of my quest to visit all 50 state capitols.

(I just need to visit Regina, Winnipeg, St. John's and Quebec City to see all 10 provincial capitols/houses/Legislatures.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (T6aVk)

159 The what is Rock is similar to the what is porn question, you know it when you hear it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (XV/Pl)

160 “Variegated” needs to be used in limerick.
Who can rouse Muldoon from his beauty sleep?
Posted by: Bulg


The paparazzi couldn't be sated,
Vying for pix highest-rated,
But the sundressed waif
Knew her house was quite safe:
Her neighborhood was variegated.

Posted by: Wrong Answers Only at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)

161 I don't trust anyone in the military who chooses to be a Democrat. It's contradictory and retarded.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:13 PM (qrzX6)

162 Going to Beast soon?

May the Almighty look after all in the USAFA Class of 2030.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:07 PM (T6aVk)

Thank you, sir for your prayers.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:13 PM (aGrif)

163 >>> Maybe I missed it but it sounds like Mr. Moore may have been in the Reserves.

I think the article said his DD214 had about one year active duty.
Too lazy to go back and double check.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)

164 I read you loud and clear on that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 10:44 PM (K+PFm)

I had it happen this past week, and you'll love this story. A guy brings his bike in, says when he starts hitting good RPMs on the highway his crank case breather catch canister fills up with oil almost immediately. The 93-up engines breath out through a port in each head and the hose from each port is run into the airbox. Its not supposed to see oil, just vapor. There are filters in each rocker box to help separate the vapor and oil, when they get saturated/old they will pass a little oil. I'm looking at it, and I say no, there is more to this story, there is an added twist here, I need to go deeper. I do a leak down test and I'm getting air escaping the breathers. Ok, he got a bit of blow by and is pressurizing the crankcase. I still sensed there was more, because it was just too much oil. I pulled the rocker boxes, found valve seal fragments in the valve springs. I told the shop owner I'm going into the cam chest where the oil returns. It was clean. I said I'm going farther and went into the pump. The oil pump return passages were packed full of blue viton valve seal rubber. Ooops.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)

165 160. Damn. Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (77rzZ)

166 A book just fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

167 Or at least all Santa Fe. I was there in 2012 as part of my quest to visit all 50 state capitols.

(I just need to visit Regina, Winnipeg, St. John's and Quebec City to see all 10 provincial capitols/houses/Legislatures.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:12 PM (T6aVk)

Well, the cube disease has spread well out into the countryside beyond Santa Fe city limits. They are even remotely convincing "faux" adobe, any more than Caitlyn Jenner is a convincing fake woman. Transdobe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (K+PFm)

168 "Long before morons debated what counts as a “sundress,” the idea was simple: something light, sleeveless, and waiting to welcome the gloriously warm weather. The term “sundress” popped up in the early 1940s, but the garment we know today was born from wartime rationing and postwar relief. Women were done with restrictive corsets and heavy fabrics. They wanted clothes that breathed and looked cute doing it."

The pencil skirt was born in 1954.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (T6aVk)

169 154 A sundress should be short, loose fitting but sheer enough to cling to the body. Worn with flat sandles and an ankle bracelet.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:09 PM (qrzX6)

-------

You forgot a key element. NO DICK

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2026 11:16 PM (6/7Fs)

170 >>There was a girl in college who wore sundresses. Her name was M. She was slender and lovely. To see her was to fall in love with her. And she was as sweet as she was fair. Till I met her, I had no idea of the power of a sundress.

Funnest, I think that's a word, should be, of my life was living the Caribbean.

Sun kissed pretty girls in sundresses was special.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

171 The oil pump return passages were packed full of blue viton valve seal rubber. Ooops.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)

Good thing you found that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (K+PFm)

172 I had no friends in high places or was close buddies with FGOs when I was a CGO. Must be nice...
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:02 PM (T6aVk)


Learned early on as an 0-3 that if didn't have someone who was an 0-4 or 0-5 who knew you and who was looking out for you, (and who also had someone else higher up looking out for them)you'd still likely get promoted (all other things being equal) but the choice assignments and higher ranks were likely out of.reach.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)

173 Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB

That's pretty much Life.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:20 PM (qrzX6)

174 I worked with some at Bragg for about ten years as a civilian.
Generally, damn nice to see people who can make a decision. Makes it a lot easier to work with them too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

Had a friend who was a Ranger, don't know if he did Airborne, he was a diver. Most pedantic person I've ever known.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:21 PM (MpEy/)

175 Learned early on as an 0-3 that if didn't have someone who was an 0-4 or 0-5 who knew you and who was looking out for you, (and who also had someone else higher up looking out for them)you'd still likely get promoted (all other things being equal) but the choice assignments and higher ranks were likely out of.reach.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)

I probably would have been set up that way - had I not been RIFed from AD 20 years ago and allowed to join the Reserves as a consolation prize. The Reserves work differently from AD of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:21 PM (T6aVk)

176 Short URL help:

For YouTube videos, right click the video, and select "Copy video URL". Paste that, and if there's a ?, remove it and everything after it. (That's just stuff like the video being part of a list of videos. Unnecessary.)

Your shortened "youtu.be" link should be about 28 characters.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 17, 2026 11:22 PM (O7YUW)

177 >> I think I read the Northern Lights are supposed to be in good form about now

There's been some minor little sun farts and flares coming our way, but nothing big. We may hit G1 or G2 level, according to the latest, but nothing major or even moderate really showing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 11:23 PM (w6EFb)

178 That's pretty much Life.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 17, 2026 11:20 PM (qrzX6)


Yup.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

179 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2026 11:24 PM (bss/y)

180 For YouTube videos, right click the video, and select "Copy video URL". Paste that, and if there's a ?, remove it and everything after it. (That's just stuff like the video being part of a list of videos. Unnecessary.)

Your shortened "youtu.be" link should be about 28 characters.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 17, 2026 11:22 PM (O7YUW)

Just hit the "share" button, which copies the same link to Clipboard. Then paste here, and strip the ?mark and all that follows, which is Ewetoob's tracking code.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:25 PM (K+PFm)

181 160. Damn. Well done.
Posted by: Bulg


Sunshine, dog's behind, some assembly required.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

182 T-Rex that masturbated really clawed themselves up, so over time the ones with shorter arms evolved.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)

183 The kid I care about is going to the Air Force Academy. He wants to be a pilot . I don't want to hear black pill bullshit about effeminate retards what don't have a penis and want to kill their birthing persyn.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (aGrif)

184 182 T-Rex that masturbated really clawed themselves up, so over time the ones with shorter arms evolved.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)

No wonder they were so cranky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)

185 T-Rex that masturbated really clawed themselves up, so over time the ones with shorter arms evolved.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)

I know how they could have solved that problem...

Posted by: the Paolo at May 17, 2026 11:29 PM (K+PFm)

186 I probably would have been set up that way - had I not been RIFed from AD 20 years ago and allowed to join the Reserves as a consolation prize. The Reserves work differently from AD of course.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 17, 2026 11:21 PM (T6aVk)


Yeah. The RIFs come and go and it comes down to year groups and numbers in the Army. Had a Captain working for me who was RIF'ed back to enlisted status then promoted to Warrant. Did 30 years before retiring.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)

187 I don't want to hear black pill bullshit about effeminate retards what don't have a penis and want to kill their birthing persyn.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (aGrif)

Them? I think they all joined LAPD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:32 PM (K+PFm)

188 My Honda eu2000i has started burning oil. Started around 1000 hours or so. I did everything right, good oil, oil changes, filter cleanings, spark arrestor cleaning, jetted properly for elevation, the works. Compression, and power, is good. I think it might be a valve guide, not sure.

Pisses me off, it cost me a small fortune back in the day. Fouls plug fairly quickly. Tried loading it up hard for a while, thinking maybe the cylinder glazed over.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (o0flu)

189 Following the comments on the Mycenaeans the other night I asked AI about the Aztec and the Mayas.
The pyramids predate the Aztec and the Mayans.
It's not known who built them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (MpEy/)

190 The oil pump return passages were packed full of blue viton valve seal rubber. Ooops.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)

Good thing you found that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:19 PM (K+PFm)

Well this is what I mean about the harley gods. This could have been easily dismissed as old breather filters, but there was a subtle twist in the puzzle. They were saying go deeper, and I listened and found shit that had nothing to do with the original problem. Most owners would have ignored the catch can to start with, but this dude had the sense to have it checked out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (snZF9)

191 The kid I care about is going to the Air Force Academy. He wants to be a pilot . I don't want to hear black pill bullshit about effeminate retards what don't have a penis and want to kill their birthing persyn.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:28 PM (aGrif)


I wish him the best.
My only advice is: Don't Quit.
No matter how tired or hungry or pissed off you get, Do Not Quit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)

192 wish him the best.
My only advice is: Don't Quit.
No matter how tired or hungry or pissed off you get, Do Not Quit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)

Thank you dear sir..

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:36 PM (aGrif)

193 I don't do black pills.

Never have and never will.

https://tinyurl.com/cc5b9e5b

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

194 Hard Rock
Southern Rock
Progressive Rock

Posted by: Lars at May 17, 2026 11:37 PM (kJH1Z)

195 Pisses me off, it cost me a small fortune back in the day. Fouls plug fairly quickly. Tried loading it up hard for a while, thinking maybe the cylinder glazed over.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (o0flu)

Black oily fouling? They used to sell spark plug anti-foulers. Basically just a short tube about an inch long with a male thread on one end, and a female on the other. Made the plug run hotter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:37 PM (K+PFm)

196 Hi folks. Hope you're having a good night. Sorry about last night, I'll try to avoid doing that in the future. I'm not sure I can afford to be banned from here.

The only other place left is X/Twitter. (Shudder)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2026 11:38 PM (CHHv1)

197 Morgan Luna - Where Words End

Never heard of her. What lyrics I could make out left me head-scratching. The music was nice, but kinda standard. She looked very seriously sincere.

Kinda pretty, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - okie dokey at May 17, 2026 11:38 PM (cz4n2)

198 The two U.S. Navy EA18-G Growlers...
Posted by: Braenyard
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They we're Growlers? Shit, add another $20M to the $75M cost of the "plain" Super Hornet.

You know how many Somali Learing Centers we could have had for that giant fireball? At least five. Maybe six.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2026 11:38 PM (Ffkme)

199 My Honda eu2000i has started burning oil. Started around 1000 hours or so. I did everything right, good oil, oil changes, filter cleanings, spark arrestor cleaning, jetted properly for elevation, the works. Compression, and power, is good. I think it might be a valve guide, not sure.

Pisses me off, it cost me a small fortune back in the day. Fouls plug fairly quickly. Tried loading it up hard for a while, thinking maybe the cylinder glazed over.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:33 PM (o0flu)

Usually if it's a guide or guide seal you'll see oil in the intake manifold, or whatever the carb is bolted to. Sometimes you see oil pooled in the port.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

200
Daily Mail has video of those two jets colliding:

https://tinyurl.com/y4mmbfxj

It's wild. One jet looks like it just swoops down on top of the other -- like their humping or something. Then boom, fall like a rock still hooked together.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)

201 Can we make room for rockabilly in the types of rock?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (PMi3m)

202 Yacht rock is the pyrite of music.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (W5mpo)

203 Yeah, it shouldn’t be burning oil though. 1000 hours on these is nothing. It’s semi intermittent.

During an 8 hour run it will consume about a 1/3rd of the entire sump capacity, which is only about a pint. Stinky, sometimes it it smokes visibly bad. Other times not so much.

But the plug tells the tale. A hotter plug would help insofar I wouldn’t need to put a cleaner one in every day. Otherwise it starts missing.

Just came out or nowhere. The plug was burning beautiful, and when it first started missing I didn’t even think to check the plug. Can’t be that. Ha.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (o0flu)

204 Yacht rock is the pyrite of music.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (W5mpo)

You're being kind.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:43 PM (snZF9)

205 Thank you dear sir..
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 17, 2026 11:36 PM (aGrif)


It will be worth it. At the end of the day, it will be a fantastic experience and one of the best educations in America. But, ya gotta earn the rewards.
I rode on a flight out of C Springs once and half the plane was the Academy swim team. A very impressive group of people.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2026 11:45 PM (2WIwB)

206 It's wild. One jet looks like it just swoops down on top of the other -- like their humping or something. Then boom, fall like a rock still hooked together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)

Damn! Four parachutes; looks like they could have landed dangerously close to the burning wreckage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:45 PM (K+PFm)

207 Just came out or nowhere. The plug was burning beautiful, and when it first started missing I didn’t even think to check the plug. Can’t be that. Ha.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (o0flu)

Does that have a breather tube, or something that relieves crankcase pressure?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2026 11:47 PM (snZF9)

208 Just came out or nowhere. The plug was burning beautiful, and when it first started missing I didn’t even think to check the plug. Can’t be that. Ha.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:42 PM (o0flu)

Maybe piston ring broke?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:47 PM (K+PFm)

209 Usually if it's a guide or guide seal you'll see oil in the intake manifold, or whatever the carb is bolted to. Sometimes you see oil pooled in the port.
——-

Hm.. nothing like that. It runs well, good power under heavy load, runs the A/C on hot days at high altitude.

At one time I’d tear the whole thing down, but my serious wrench bending days are pretty much over.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:48 PM (o0flu)

210 >>Yacht rock is the pyrite of music.

And fake.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2026 11:48 PM (viF8m)

211 Sundresses "double-lined so you could skip underwear" … "more freedom, more fun…"

Ah, the '60s "freedom" and "fun"!!
😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - when I was (too) young at May 17, 2026 11:49 PM (cz4n2)

212 I think my various electrical problems in my Ford Ranger is the ignition switch.
The entire dash and windshield wipers went dead on me the other day, but it still cranked and started up.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR)

213 Maybe piston ring broke?
——-

That could be, I guess.

I did read a complaint somewhere on the internet about these sometimes starting to burn oil right around 1000 hours, and this sort or tracks. Other people talk about getting 10k hours on these with no trouble.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (o0flu)

214 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth

Fake

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (W5mpo)

215 I remember the first time I heard “No Quarter” in the 70’s, it was so different from anything I had heard before that it completely blew me away. Still love that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2026 11:53 PM (AnnNE)

216 I think my various electrical problems in my Ford Ranger is the ignition switch.
The entire dash and windshield wipers went dead on me the other day, but it still cranked and started up.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR)

Sounds like the "accessory" circuit of the ignition switch. Check all your fuses and relays. There may be more than one fuse panel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:54 PM (K+PFm)

217 49 but how does patient zero get it to pass along?
Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 10:21 PM (EDXUr)

He "poxes" a monkey. Or eats one.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2026 10:32 PM -------
We need to send them a shitload of lunchables so they stop eating that shit

Posted by: 496 at May 17, 2026 11:55 PM (kTtsV)

218 Sounds like the "accessory" circuit of the ignition switch. Check all your fuses and relays. There may be more than one fuse panel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:54 PM (K+PFm)


They all came back on again when I parked, so it isn't the fuse. I think the ignition was replaced or forced at some point and not done well.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

219 Fake
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (W5mpo)

No shit.

BTW, japnJ at 215 is a spammer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2026 11:56 PM (K+PFm)

220 hILLRY has a pretty sundress, it's called a muumuu.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2026 11:59 PM (oq9dX)

221 They all came back on again when I parked, so it isn't the fuse. I think the ignition was replaced or forced at some point and not done well.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

Is the ignition switch right behind the lock, or is it further down the steering column, and operate by a link from the lock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (K+PFm)

222 Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin (Enya) and Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) were both born on this date, and could not be more different.

Enya, who was born in 1961, is a brilliant artist, and her music is an enduring favorite whenever you want atmosphere in the background that won't overwhelm conversations. I'm sure that everyone's heard her big hits a million times, so instead here's a track with Irish musician Eddie Lee on upright bass, off her eighth studio album Dark Sky Island (2015):

Enya - Even In The Shadows (Official Lyric Video)
https://youtu.be/sgOgodVo4SM

Trent Reznor was born in 1965 and is a genius in the medium of discomfort, basically Enya's opposite. After being in and out of rehab, he is now married with five children, and prefers working on film scores these days as it pushes his music different places than recording and touring would (embracing the discomfort that he also inflicts). So, here's a "Best Rock Song" Grammy-winning track from Nine Inch Nails's most recent album, the Tron: Ares movie soundtrack (2025):

Nine Inch Nails - As Alive As You Need Me To Be (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/SnMyroAH0rg

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (Sy6m/)

223 214 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth

Fake
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
-----

...and another one bites the dust

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (MpEy/)

224 I did read a complaint somewhere on the internet about these sometimes starting to burn oil right around 1000 hours, and this sort or tracks. Other people talk about getting 10k hours on these with no trouble.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2026 11:51 PM (o0flu)

Well you gotta go by the numbers. I looked up the engine. It has a breather hose that goes to the air box. If you can unhook that breather hose from the airbox and run it under a load you may get your answer. If you see smoke coming out or a shit ton of oily vapor then yeah its probably rings. Pulling the airbox gives you a view right into the carb where you may see oil pooled in the carb.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 12:02 AM (snZF9)

225 ...and another one bites the dust

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (MpEy/)

And I am not sure that the AI report up=thread that the pyramids in central America long predate the Aztecs or the Mayas is accurate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:04 AM (K+PFm)

226
There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

227 Speaking of the steering column, the F-150's shift lever has never been smooth and it came to pass that the interaction between it, in park, and the key was more difficult.
Sprayed silicone lube into the keyhole and every other place I could stick the stem.
Miracles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:07 AM (MpEy/)

228 Is the ignition switch right behind the lock, or is it further down the steering column, and operate by a link from the lock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:01 AM (K+PFm)


Sorry, it is all the same key ignition unit with the "ears" so I don't have to just twist the key. There is a lever behind it to release the key when I turn it off. The whole thing is out of whack, and sometimes get stuck, but it wasn't until I got the radio and windshield wipers to come back on by turning it off that the fault seemed to make sense.
I think there is an issue with wet weather too, because the windshield wipers reliably won't work when it rains. Probably the key ignition is the main problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)

229 If you can unhook that breather hose from the airbox and run it under a load you may get your answer.
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That’s a good idea. Carb and intake and all that is clean and free of oil. I can pull the breather hose from the block and put it under heavy electrical load easy enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:08 AM (o0flu)

230 227
There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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There's another one too.
Werner Stein was a German physicist, biophysicist, and politician known for his influential tenure as Senator for Science and Culture in West Berlin from 1964 to 1975 and for authoring the widely used Kulturfahrplan, a chronological reference work on cultural history.

[1] [2] Born on December 14, 1913, in Berlin-Wilmersdorf, he studied physics and related subjects from 1933 to 1939 in Berlin, Munich, and Frankfurt.

[3] He later pursued an academic career at the Freie Universität Berlin, serving as a scientific assistant in physics from 1951 to 1953, earning his habilitation in physics and biophysics in 1956, founding and directing the Institute for Biophysics, and holding professorships in physics starting in 1960

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:09 AM (MpEy/)

231
I saw that the other night, somebody posted it here I think. Note they never mention what star or coordinates in Lyra that was supposedly mapped out.

It did prompt me to look up habitable zone exoplanets in the Lyra region. And lo and behold, there are a few, and one is 1200 ly away. Kepler 442 b. And there is another one, Kepler 62 f, also about 1200 ly away in Lyra as well.

That may have been the genesis of that whole thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

232 It's wild. One jet looks like it just swoops down on top of the other -- like their humping or something. Then boom, fall like a rock still hooked together.
Posted by: publius
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One came in from the top and basically got impaled on the other's tailfin. The only reason the "bottom" crew was able to eject is that the hornet airframe is twin-tailed, and therefore the top plane was off to the side on one tail so that it's body didn't cover the other canopy.



Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 12:13 AM (Ffkme)

233 There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)


I bet he'll look at some Sumerian boxes if you ask nicely.

Posted by: ::Rimshot:: at May 18, 2026 12:14 AM (NZPfR)

234 >>>Sprayed silicone lube into the keyhole and every other place I could stick the stem.
Miracles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

>Pro-Tip: Never spray graphite into your ignition switch. It's conductive and you will have various problems.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (D1E+2)

235 1200 light years? I don't think I'll leave the porch light on.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (oq9dX)

236 That may have been the genesis of that whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

There was a movie, "Star Man" from the 1970's in which the very human-like alien came from a planet of Beta Lyrae.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (K+PFm)

237 I think there is an issue with wet weather too, because the windshield wipers reliably won't work when it rains. Probably the key ignition is the main problem.
Posted by: Kindltot
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It's that BINGO box under the dashboard. It's like the main box to your house. That's where Ford likes to leak best, right onto the box. It's corrosion/short.
There's ample online info.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:17 AM (MpEy/)

238 Wes Moore is asshoe

Wes Moore’s Afghanistan story starts to unravel

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Proving with a wisp that, as the saying goes, sometimes Moore is Wes.

Also wuss.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (DGD6U)

239 237 That may have been the genesis of that whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

There was a movie, "Star Man" from the 1970's in which the very human-like alien came from a planet of Beta Lyrae.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:15 AM (K+PFm)

Jeff Bridges?

Think that was 80s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y)

240 >>>>Pro-Tip: Never spray graphite into your ignition switch. It's conductive and you will have various problems.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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The things one learns.
Thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (MpEy/)

241 It's that BINGO box under the dashboard. It's like the main box to your house. That's where Ford likes to leak best, right onto the box. It's corrosion/short.
There's ample online info.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:17 AM (MpEy/)

Had that happen on the 2002 F150 I owned for a while. Don't know if the Ranger is built the same way. Mazda-built, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:19 AM (K+PFm)

242 There was a movie, "Star Man" from the 1970's in which the very human-like alien came from a planet of Beta Lyrae.
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Red light means stop.
Green light means go.
Yellow light means go very fast.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 12:20 AM (vSvIl)

243 I see that no one has yet mentioned the Nazis on this ONT.

Did you know that the Nazis helped save the Great Generation's asses? Interesting history:

https://tinyurl.com/bd9kjnb6

"Nazi shmatzi," says Wernher von Braun!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 12:21 AM (DGD6U)

244 Jeff Bridges?

Think that was 80s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y)

I don't know. Might be conflating with some other book/movie. I do remember that Beta Lyrae was the supposed home of some alien visiting Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:22 AM (K+PFm)

245 And I am not sure that the AI report up=thread that the pyramids in central America long predate the Aztecs or the Mayas is accurate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Ancient Aliens says they surely do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 12:24 AM (/lPRQ)

246 Sprayed silicone lube into the keyhole and every other place I could stick the stem.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Probably not an issue here, but silicone oil does NOT play nice with electric switches.
An arc (and you get them on any circuit with inductance) between switch contacts that have silicone.oil on it breaks down the oil into... Silicon (no e). You know, sand? Wears the hell out of them. On low operation over low lifetime, probably not an issue. Company I worked for spent over a mill.replacing relays that had used silicone lubricant. The stuff creeps. Put some on a bolt at the base and it'll be over the head in a week. I don't use it anywhere near an electric switch.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 12:25 AM (Ffkme)

247 I don't know. Might be conflating with some other book/movie. I do remember that Beta Lyrae was the supposed home of some alien visiting Earth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:22 AM (K+PFm)

https://tinyurl.com/3sdz39dm

Look familiar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:26 AM (bss/y)

248 You managed to hit the nail upon the top as well as defined
out the whole thing without having side-effects
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Please go fuck yourself.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2026 12:27 AM (vE0+H)

249 Always loved this song. Bob was a sailor.


https://tinyurl.com/4xw4mbt8

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2026 12:28 AM (viF8m)

250 The part of the conversation that got me going was the fact that the Great Pyramid in Egypt and the pyramids in Mexico predate the cultures that we associate with them.
It appears that archaeologists/scientists/experts do not know who built the pyramids or anything about the culture that built them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:28 AM (MpEy/)

251 Ask the Big Bopper what Rock and Roll is.

Snark aside Rock and Roll is 'black' sounding music played by white guys. It branched out from there. At least that's what I learned watching the Buddy Holly movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 12:28 AM (qrzX6)

252 ...and another one bites the dust
Posted by: Braenyard

Speaking of which, if Queen hadn't revoked permission for Stalone to use that song, we would never have heard "Eye of the Tiger".

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 12:28 AM (W5mpo)

253 So the ancient aliens came, built a bunch of pyramids, ate all the dinosaurs, and left?
Helluva road trip.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:29 AM (oq9dX)

254 think there is an issue with wet weather too, because the windshield wipers reliably won't work when it rains. Probably the key ignition is the main problem.
Posted by: Kindltot


Well that sure is 'convenient'.

I recently had some issues with my wipers. Screwing around with the ignition switched seemed to help... sometimes.
In the end it just needed a new control board that was co-located with the wiper motor. Like $15 on the 'zon.

Apparently the solder used in various automotive devices used some really shitty materials for a while and the solder degrades over time and connections degrade.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 12:30 AM (/lPRQ)

255 Silicon (no e). You know, sand? Wears the hell out of them. On low operation over low lifetime, probably not an issue. Company I worked for spent over a mill.replacing relays that had used silicone lubricant. The stuff creeps. Put some on a bolt at the base and it'll be over the head in a week. I don't use it anywhere near an electric switch.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 12:25 AM (Ffkme)

Quartz sand is silicon dioxide, SiO2. Most sand has at least some quartz in it; some sand is nearly pure quartz. SiO2 is a great abrasive, metallic silicon, not so much. Silicon is not really a metal; it's classed as a "semi metal" like germanium and arsenic. Crystalline, a semi-conductor, and brittle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:31 AM (K+PFm)

256 Put some on a bolt at the base and it'll be over the head in a week. I don't use it anywhere near an electric switch.
Posted by: buddhaha,
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My issue was more mechanical but there must be some electrical connections behind that key.
What do you recommend for a lubricant around electrical switches and connections?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:33 AM (MpEy/)

257 https://tinyurl.com/3sdz39dm

Look familiar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 12:26 AM (bss/y)

No. Must have been an older movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:35 AM (K+PFm)

258 It appears that archaeologists/scientists/experts do not know who built the pyramids or anything about the culture that built them.
Posted by: Braenyard


It was aliens.
Aliens from space.

Aliens from Beta Lyrae.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 12:35 AM (/lPRQ)

259 My issue was more mechanical but there must be some electrical connections behind that key.
What do you recommend for a lubricant around electrical switches and connections?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:33 AM (MpEy/)

Caig DeOxit, hands down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:35 AM (K+PFm)

260 Apparently the solder used in various automotive devices used some really shitty materials for a while and the solder degrades over time and connections degrade.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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mmm, Could it be lead-less (save the planet) solder?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:36 AM (MpEy/)

261 Hi Piper! Love the addition of Lilly Pulitzer and her famous Palm Beach shift dresses. I love those patterns and colors. You can't go a day on Cape Cod or the Islands without coming across those dresses. And many of them are probably originals.

You can find the fabric by the yard on eBay but it will cost you! I have two yards squirreled away for the right pattern.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at May 18, 2026 12:38 AM (b77PF)

262 It was aliens.
Aliens from space.

Aliens from Beta Lyrae.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 12:35 AM (/lPRQ)

True space aliens, capable of FTL travel would have enough energy at their disposal to smelt metals out of common dirt. They could build soaring towers out of aluminum or stainless steel. ?Why build heaps of rocks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:39 AM (K+PFm)

263 Its only 12:39?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 12:39 AM (Ia/+0)

264 If you can unhook that breather hose from the airbox and run it under a load you may get your answer.
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That’s a good idea. Carb and intake and all that is clean and free of oil. I can pull the breather hose from the block and put it under heavy electrical load easy enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 12:08 AM (o0flu)

I just watched a tear down vid of that engine. This frigging thing passed a leak down test with basically flying colors, and it passed the compression test, yet when it was disassembled both rings were stuck on one side of the piston, and the second ring was actually broke in 2 pieces. The engine came apart fast and easy. Thats a cool little engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 12:41 AM (snZF9)

265 So the ancient aliens came, built a bunch of pyramids, ate all the dinosaurs, and left?
Helluva road trip.
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:29 AM (oq9dX)

I think the dinosaurs built the pyramids as launch platforms for their starships, and left as a group within a decade.

That might mean that the T Rex was an earlier version of Elon Musk.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2026 12:41 AM (qx7Zg)

266 They we're Growlers? Shit, add another $20M to the $75M cost of the "plain" Super Hornet.

Make a mistake and burn $150 million of someone else's money? Meh, pikers...

Posted by: Hollywood at May 18, 2026 12:42 AM (3/XaG)

267 246 And I am not sure that the AI report up=thread that the pyramids in central America long predate the Aztecs or the Mayas is accurate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Asked Grok but it's tooo busy for non-subscribers at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 12:44 AM (MpEy/)

268 I just watched a tear down vid of that engine. This frigging thing passed a leak down test with basically flying colors, and it passed the compression test, yet when it was disassembled both rings were stuck on one side of the piston, and the second ring was actually broke in 2 pieces. The engine came apart fast and easy. Thats a cool little engine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 12:41 AM (snZF9)

Maybe the oil control ring was too effective, and did not leave enough oil on the cylinder wall to lubricate the compression rings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:44 AM (K+PFm)

269
That prompted me to look up Beta Lyrae. While it appears to the naked eye as a single point of light, it's actually six components, A - F. And Beta Lyrae A is actually a 3 star system, Aa1, Aa2, and Ab. The first two are a semi-detached close binary, meaning one star is pulling material off the other one. All three are B type stars, very hot and massive and short-lived. Some of the other components are just line-of-sight, and they aren't bound. B and F components appear to be moving together with A.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

270 True space aliens, capable of FTL travel would have enough energy at their disposal to smelt metals out of common dirt. They could build soaring towers out of aluminum or stainless steel. ?Why build heaps of rocks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
.......

Just screwing with us?

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2026 12:48 AM (oq9dX)

271 223:Trent Reznor was born in 1965 and is a genius in the medium of discomfort, basically Enya's opposite.


Trent Reznor, from Mercer, PA! Small farm town in Western PA. Mercer is the county seat. Nice region. Lots of farms. Many Amish are about. Mercer Speedway is entertaining if you're into 1/4 dirt tracks (I am!). It amuses me to no end that Trent Reznor is from Mercer, PA. I wonder if he admits it. I always liked that little town.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 12:52 AM (sAmhv)

272 Well, I am getting real sleepy here. Got to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2026 12:54 AM (K+PFm)

273 Surprised to see Growlers performing at an air show. They're not that plentiful and as noted by another commenter are very pricey versions of the beast. Obviously things vary but for many years almost the only performing units I've seen at air shows are dedicated touring demonstration units from the USN or USAF. There are fly-bys all kinds of aircraft, etc, and "heritage" flights where they pair up an F-15 or -16 with a P-51 and circle the field a few times. But aerobatics by Growlers?

Last year they lost one here with fortunately no casualties. Have not seen if there's a public version of the inquiry report yet. Basically a Growler took off on the cross-runway at North Island, lost power just a few seconds off the ground, and plopped into the water just across the channel. A few seconds later and the jet would have hit either the Nimitz marine research facility or civilian housing beyond. Both personnel ejected safely, one was picked up by a sportfishing boat.

Are was secured and divers got the "black" equipment out of the plane immediately. Talking to EOD guys at my range they said they did quite a bit of diving on the wreck as part of securing and salvage.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2026 12:54 AM (U/Byj)

274 The PGA Championship ended today. I think they had a 20 way tie for first place after the 3rd round (a slight exaggeration but there were a lot of golfers in contention after Saturday). An Englishman pulled away and won it: Aaron Rai. I think he's the first Englishman to win the PGA Championship since the 1920s.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 12:57 AM (sAmhv)

275 Hi Horde, just back from the neighbor's house, had a blast there tonight. Oh my gosh Piper, I tried on a Lily Pulitzer shirt that was on sale at Marshall's, I loved the colors but the shirt weighed at least 3 pounds, no likey. I love sundresses on other people, I just can't wear them myself, I think that I am too old although I never wore them in my youth either, but I did admire them from afar.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2026 12:57 AM (0nHVk)

276 Recently replaced my wiper blades. Sure the old ones had stiffened up a bit. But rain? Been a long long time since I've seen any at all, much less while driving.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2026 12:59 AM (U/Byj)

277 True space aliens, capable of FTL travel would have enough energy at their disposal to smelt metals out of common dirt. They could build soaring towers out of aluminum or stainless steel. ?Why build heaps of rocks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Same as always - economy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 01:00 AM (/lPRQ)

278
Oh Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me.

O, B, A, F, G, K, M. That's that basic stellar classification. O is the hottest, M are the coolest. Mass also follows that absolutely on the main sequences.

O, B, and A are far too hot and volatile (big stellar winds, loads of UV and other bad radiation) and far too short lived to have life form on planets. The habitable zone for a B type star would be beyond Pluto, and yet still get too much UV.

G and K are probably the most hospitable, and that's a complicated thing. K stars would live much longer than G, giving far more time on the main sequence than G.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 01:00 AM (w6EFb)

279 What do you recommend for a lubricant around electrical switches and connections?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Shell.makes some specialty lubes for around electrical components, but it's hard to find them retail.
I've used good old 3in, but any light machine oil will do.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 01:01 AM (Ffkme)

280 Another possibility is that the arms served little or no purpose at all, so over time, they became vestigial.

This makes more sense. Have you seen their head? Yuge. Like a pumpkin on a scarecrow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 01:03 AM (diia5)

281 Always loved this song. Bob was a sailor.
https://tinyurl.com/4xw4mbt8
Posted by: JackStraw

I sure thought it was going to be this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3D71KjnWLg

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 01:10 AM (W5mpo)

282
AS you might imagine, the Oh be a fine girl thing became considered sexist and possibly rapey by the feminists and now the woke crowd. One enterprising feminist tried to change it to Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully.

This hasn't caught on yet.

And the grand irony is the original was created by a women, Annie Jump Cannon, of Harvard observatory fame. She was the one of the main ones who came up with the OBAFGKM system. Before it was a mess, and during some massive catalogue they were trying to create, a simpler system was needed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 01:15 AM (w6EFb)

283 Howdy, horde. Whoa, late tonight..

Nice dresses, Piper! (you're probably gone by now) Wish I could wear stuff like that now. Too old. Too broke.

Weather has been crap for several days now-- windy, cold, wet. A few breaks of sun. Should improve as the week goes on, however. Yay!

Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

284 I see above where AOP recommended deOxit . If you want to clean the actual electrical contacts and add a little lubrication to them, it's great stuff. I was referring to.something for the mechanical portions - the stuff that rotates, supports the parts that rotate, pivots - there you need some actual non-corrosive lubrication.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 01:15 AM (Ffkme)

285 227
There is a Dr. Werner Stein. Only problem is he's a gynecologist in Bavaria, not some linguist specializing in Sumerian tablets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

Maybe he's got a hobby.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 18, 2026 01:20 AM (MwL1+)

286 AS you might imagine, the Oh be a fine girl thing became considered sexist and possibly rapey by the feminists and now the woke crowd. One enterprising feminist tried to change it to Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully.

This hasn't caught on yet
Posted by: publius,
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The traditional mnemonic for wire color code order - black, brown red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, gray, white - has been replaced by "Bad boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly".
The original had no confusion in remembering which " b" was first (black or brown), because it spelled it out. Can't have that. I'm well out of the training issue now, but it wouldn't surprise me that someone got their panties in a wad over "rape".

Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2026 01:26 AM (Ffkme)

287 Oh Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me.

O, B, A, F, G, K, M. That's that basic stellar classification. O is the hottest, M are the coolest. Mass also follows that absolutely on the main sequences.

O, B, and A are far too hot and volatile (big stellar winds, loads of UV and other bad radiation) and far too short lived to have life form on planets. The habitable zone for a B type star would be beyond Pluto, and yet still get too much UV.

G and K are probably the most hospitable, and that's a complicated thing. K stars would live much longer than G, giving far more time on the main sequence than G.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 01:00 AM (w6EFb)

I remember that from when I had astronomy in school. K stars are stoooopid long lived stars. Billions and billions of years on the main sequence. Our G star sun would have died before a K star learned to crawl. If any K stars were around just after the birth of the universe they are still out there. Just imagine some planet with life that had billions of years of evolution.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 01:30 AM (snZF9)

288
Recently replaced my wiper blades. Sure the old ones had stiffened up a bit. But rain? Been a long long time since I've seen any at all, much less while driving.
Posted by: rhomboid

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It truly seems that every time I turn on my wiper blades they need replacing. Not because they've been used so much, but because they've been crisping on the windshield for a year. Oops, here comes a day of rai-- stupid things are shredded again.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 18, 2026 01:37 AM (XJ22o)

289
The lifespan for G type, G0 - G9, is around 8 to 15 billion years.

The K type range goes from 15 billion to 70 billion or better. Now, red dwarves, M types go from 100 billion to possible a trillion years.

The problem with red dwarves, first there so small and cool, the habitable zones are very close in, and that means tidal locking for planets which is likely a big problem. But the big one is they can be very volatile with huge flares every so often during the lifetimes.

So, those close planets would get fried by big sterilizing flares from time to time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2026 01:45 AM (w6EFb)

290 Blonde M. at least I own an umbrella now. Growing up here I never did (our whole family had one old small one that was rarely used). Learned to get (and lose) them when I moved back east. That one factoid pretty well sums up the climate here.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2026 01:46 AM (U/Byj)

291 Sweet dreams Horde, I am about to go horizontal.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2026 01:52 AM (0nHVk)

292 3n1 is fine except I need aerosol for the switch/Park lever mechanism.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 01:55 AM (MpEy/)

293 > Why did Tyrannosaurus rex have such short arms?

They had the Jurassic monopoly in the pistol, shotgun, and rifle business.

In other words, they were small arms dealers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 01:55 AM (IG3/x)

294 If I ever start that band or music project I've daydreamed about since 1983, the name comes from one of the stars on the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 01:57 AM (W5mpo)

295 lithium spray grease

Posted by: Lord Percy at May 18, 2026 01:59 AM (nftVU)

296 AI says:

Accessing the Junction Box in a 2002 F-150
To reach the junction box under the dash of your 2002 Ford F-150, follow these steps:

Required Tools
Phillips screwdriver
Socket wrench
Steps to Access the Junction Box
Disconnect the Battery
Remove the negative terminal from the battery to prevent electrical issues.
Remove Dash Trim
Locate and remove the seven retainer screws around the dash trim on the driver's side.
There are three screws above the instrument panel and four below it.
Remove Instrument Panel
Unscrew the two retaining screws holding the instrument panel.
Carefully slide the instrument panel out and disconnect the electrical connections at the rear.
Locate the Junction Box
The junction box is situated under the dash on the driver's side, behind the instrument panel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 02:04 AM (MpEy/)

297 =============

It truly seems that every time I turn on my wiper blades they need replacing. Not because they've been used so much, but because they've been crisping on the windshield for a year. Oops, here comes a day of rai-- stupid things are shredded again.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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Back before your time, in the Soviet, supplies and things were so unobtainable, drivers would take their windshield wipers off and store them in the car until it snowed or rained.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 02:08 AM (MpEy/)

298 294 If I ever start that band or music project I've daydreamed about since 1983, the name comes from one of the stars on the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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Unless you've worked your way up through the chain the best way to start a band is to sponsor one. Then you are operating in your comfort zone, you have a good band and they let you 'sit in' for a couple of tunes. All is good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 02:12 AM (MpEy/)

299 That's three. You know, It's not that late in the mountains or on the coast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 02:14 AM (MpEy/)

300 So, missed the chatter this evening. Instead, MiladyJo and I watched a dumb movie, something I'd never heard of but a clip or trailer popped up on YooToob. Started watching it yesterday, and as testimony to how good it is we stopped about a third of the way in. I don't think Milady and I were the target audience for this 2006 teen romance fantasy. Finished watching it tonight anyway. Could have been worse. Never mind what it was, okay?

Tomorrow afternoon, if all goes well, I'm getting a crown put on a back molar. Dentist offered to just extract it, but was willing to crown it. I'm trying to keep as many as I can!

And that's how we get our kicks.
https://youtu.be/pcavVs7a0w4

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Oklahoma City look oh so pretty at May 18, 2026 02:17 AM (cz4n2)

301 Hello, Braenyard!

Yeah, was viewing another tab....

It's not that late, especially for us "retired" folks. LOL. But we're not *all* old fogeys here.

Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)

302 Did anyone nood?
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2026 10:17

If I wasn't familiar w/ the vernacular here I might think this was a site for constipated folks hoping to go after 12 noon.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 18, 2026 02:25 AM (55Qr6)

303 Sheesh. It's only midnight here.

Wish it was warmer outside, I'd sit out there and meditate a while. But no, it's chilly and breezy. Even rascal old Cat came indoors for his evening snooze!

Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)

304 Its that time

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 03:50 AM (Ia/+0)

305 299 That's three. You know, It's not that late in the mountains or on the coast.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 02:14 AM (MpEy/)

Hmm. I'm in the mountains, and on the coast. And no, it's not that late....

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 03:53 AM (DwqWV)

306 Its that time

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 03:50 AM (Ia/+0)
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Miller time?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 03:58 AM (DGD6U)

307 Lovely picture up at the top. Thanks, Doof.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 04:00 AM (ix8EF)

308 294 If I ever start that band or music project I've daydreamed about since 1983, the name comes from one of the stars on the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 18, 2026 01:57 AM (W5mpo)

Aren't all stars one way or another on the H-R Diagram?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2026 04:02 AM (T6aVk)

309 Monday

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:10 AM (Ia/+0)

310 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

311 ooh, first time i've listened to more than one merrie melody. not the lee zeldin cut.

Posted by: cmeat at May 18, 2026 03:44 PM (R11M+)

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