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Quick Hits
Members of antifa are threatening to kill the wife of the judge who is about to sentence the nine terrorists who attacked police at the Prairieland ICE station.
Members of Antifa have threatened violence and accused the wife of a judge of being a fan of "white supremacist" Charlie Kirk in the wake of nine members of the militant far-left group being found guilty of various charges, including terrorism-related charges, on Friday. In the wake of Kirk's September killing during a Utah campus stop, US District Judge Mark Pittman's wife wrote, "Keep spreading the Good news, Bishop. The world needs it more than ever. Come, Lord Jesus, Come!" An Antifa member screenshotted her Facebook post and posted it to X, writing that Pittman's wife "is a big fan of white supremacist Charlie Kirk."Evidence of that? She said it was sad that an innocent man had been shot in the throat in front of his children. So, you know: White supremacist.
Nine total members of a North Texas Antifa cell were convicted on various charges on Friday for an attack on a Texas ICE detention facility in July in which an officer was shot. Eight of the nine defendants were found guilty of providing material support to terrorists. Additional charges the defendants were found guilty of include rioting, use of an explosive device, and attempted murder."Protect Trans Kids," huh?
Tony Shaffer 🇺🇲☢️That post links this article from Revolver News. I saw Chris Murphy crying about some of these rogue FBI agents who got fired, claiming that they were key "counter-terrorism" agents and their firing might have caused the four (4!) Muslim terrorist attacks in the last two weeks. Well explain this to me then, Chris: If they were so critical to hunting down terrorists, why were they considered superfluous enough that they could be detailed to searching Melania Trump's underwear drawers? Is this real? I think so but I'm not sure: An Iranian plays the sound of a drone over his boombox, and Basij street thugs go running. I tend to think it's fake just because, well, they'd shoot you for that. They're shooting machine guns blindly into people's apartments just for singing and dancing.
@tspooky The @FBI used over 40% of its foreign counter intelligence division's budget on targeting @realDonaldTrump and his associates in 2016 and 2017 - people need to go to jail...
Matt Van SwolMurkowski voted "Nay," of course.
@mattvanswol 🚨#BREAKING: North Carolina Senator, Thom Tillis COMPLETELY MISSED THE VOTE on the motion to move forward the SAVE Act. He didn't show up. Absolutely unbelievable.
All of the left is mourning the passing of Austere Religious Scholar Ali Larijani. They are all working from the script provided to them by, I assume, Iran Echo Chamber conductor Ben Rhodes -- this man who ordered the massacre of 30-40,000 Iranians last month alone was "a moderate" who you could "do business with" and now that he's dead, Trump has no "off-ramp" from his disastrous war which he's totally losing.
Like clockwork, BBC airs a glowing eulogy of Ali Larijani.
— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) March 17, 2026
Larijani oversaw the massacre of tens of thousands of Free Iran protesters just two months ago.
But BBC calls him “moderate” and “a man you could maybe do business with.”
Absolute trash.
pic.twitter.com/QjZrMVWoKX
In 2012 Nicholas Kristof took his kids on a road trip across Iran, along a route set by the Iranian regime. Then he wrote columns about it whitewashing the regime. Now he's praising Larijani, who threatened to murder President Trump, as "strong and pragmatic leader." https://t.co/Hn9t36KB87 pic.twitter.com/wdTIjLRZcr
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) March 17, 2026
CNN is now covering the collapse in approval for congressional Democrats.
— Brandon Straka #WalkAway (@BrandonStraka) March 16, 2026
New numbers show their ratings hitting record lows.pic.twitter.com/DQpoOts3vO
Reporter: "An illegal alien from Nicaragua grabbed a woman on the north side last week, bashed her head into the sidewalk, knocked her unconscious and raped her..."
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 17, 2026
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson: "Let's move on."
pic.twitter.com/vZKz4XKQWt
John Cleese has now reached the third panel of the comic. https://t.co/JXPEIbeSoe pic.twitter.com/asW9fpViMO
— Rick Davis (@TheRhetorRick) March 17, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)
Nothing says "not terrorists" quite like this.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:16 PM (2GVsD)
Isn't he not running for re-election? He no longer needs to pretend that he gives a flying fuck about the country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (FIwBs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (rZCVI)
I am sure the nine are screaming STOP HELPING!!
They are going to from 5-to-10 to 40-to-life.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (4NO2D)
tinyurl.com/y37c5rsh
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (I40wl)
Luckily, there was a hidden display at the end of the aisle that was untouched. I don't go to bars, but I gotta have a Guinness.
Happy St. Pats
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (M9gjJ)
I've seen this crap all over the web today. The Usual Suspects actually began saying Trump has no off-ramp from his attack on Iran on the first day of bombing.
They don't understand Trump has always had an "off-ramp" on this. Trump's off-ramp is winning the war on his terms!
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 06:20 PM (5rh/l)
Oh... Boasberg, who is being protected from any consequence by other Federal Judges.
And now Chief Justice Roberts says the President can't even complain about this blatantly Partisan Judge.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (FIwBs)
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Three days to the equinox, Iran's traditional new year.
I do find it funny that the *exact same people* who urged patience after YEARS of failure in Iraq and Afghanistan have decided that [checks calendar] unless total victory is obtained in four weeks, this is a crushing strategic failure of the first order.
Oh, and we have no plan which is why we are losing more people to accidents and mishaps than enemy action.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Antifa just about 99.97% white?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:20 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:21 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 06:20 PM (5rh/l)
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The left is all about celebrity culture, how the Important People are irreplaceable. They don't even want to imagine that no, everyone will go away, and others will step forward.
Whacking every Iranian above the rank of O5 is a great way to convince the remaining ones to cut a deal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Nothing says "not terrorists" quite like this."
not to mention underlining that there is no such thing as antifa.
/s, just in case ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:22 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (F2T8D)
I guess he's dead, but he IS a saint, so he has at least some pull these days, yes?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (I40wl)
huh!
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (1wjle)
John Roberts can suck a bag of Haitian Dicks. The Executive is free to do as he pleases.
Limp Dicked Judges have never figured out that their authority is hollow in the absence of the other 2 Branches.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (erF49)
Cultural enrichment. Why, that poor woman might have gone her whole life without being violently assaulted and raped. What kind of Democrat stronghold would allow something like that to happen?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (ExV1e)
Isn't he not running for re-election? He no longer needs to pretend that he gives a flying fuck about the country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
More interesting question.... where was he? What did he think was more important?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
How many service-people are lost in an average week of just "militari-ing? If I recall, it's a fairly high number.
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:22 PM (gKWVE)
Every day she looks more and more like a spawned out humpy. I don't think humpies have twats, at least not as we think of them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (F2T8D)
I guess he's dead, but he IS a saint, so he has at least some pull these days, yes?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (I40wl)
Yeah, real problem is he was French, which means today he would have to surrender to the snakes...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)
That's why I always keep a strategic reserve of Guinness.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (CwhoI)
Daily Caller was Tucker's old media company. It was bought by an Iranian American investor.
"The Daily Caller is partly owned by the Iranian-American investor Omeed Malik. The guy behind Tulsi Gabbard’s 2020 presidential campaign.
Malik also financed Tucker Carlson's new media company."
- Malik is CEO & founder of 1789 Capital
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (FIwBs)
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Three days to the equinox, Iran's traditional new year.
I do find it funny that the *exact same people* who urged patience after YEARS of failure in Iraq and Afghanistan have decided that [checks calendar] unless total victory is obtained in four weeks, this is a crushing strategic failure of the first order.
Oh, and we have no plan which is why we are losing more people to accidents and mishaps than enemy action.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Try to imagine how furious the Democrat-Media Complex is right now. More than two weeks in and they haven't received any leaks worth a damn from within the White House and Pentagon. The Dem-Media Complex is fueled by leaks from Lefties in the DeepState.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (mP0Kj)
He was promenading with his Pekingese whilst wearing his new ballgown. The concerns of the little people are beneath him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)
that reminds me, I wanted to get fish and chips tonight. (Not a fan of corned beef, alas.)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (1wjle)
I'll bet his daughter had a grand time, trying to swim in a hijab.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zYpTz)
Nope. Just Anal Vents.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 06:26 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:23 PM (erF49)
How is it that the judiciary can tell RFK Jr what he can and cannot list as the current vax schedule for kids?
I think RFK Jr needs to tell the judiciary to fuck right off.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:26 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (q6tQZ)
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I haven't checked since I retired, but for a long time suicides regularly exceeded the casualty totals in Iraq and Afghanistan combined. It was a huge problem. Given how recruitment is soaring and the warm soothing glow of victory after victory, I think that problem may have abated somewhat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Because she appears to be something of a twat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (I40wl)
Maybe because she is a twat. A silly one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 06:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026
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Pam Tillis >>>> Mel Tillis >> Thom Tillis
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:27 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:27 PM (RjWJE)
Odd how they're always on the side of terrorists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 06:27 PM (HXT0k)
A very weird body shape, unless he's giving birth to an elephant.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (DsA2n)
I mean if you're gonna grab a woman.....
Posted by: ...
South side is where it's at, yo.
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (VHUov)
Nope. Just Anal Vents.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (erF49)
Fitted with a rebreather.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)
I thought he was a Briton, meaning pre-Anglo-Saxon invasion Briton.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (1wjle)
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My wife made Irish Stew, which was superb. In addition to spuds and beef, she added leeks and parsnips, which give it a very Celtic flavor.
Delicious! I'll send you some leftovers through your USB port.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Jackson K.
It's raining men... alhamdallahi...
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/Military-deaths
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (E4rtv)
They are spreading all over the countryside.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (RjWJE)
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: North Carolina Senator, Thom Tillis COMPLETELY MISSED THE VOTE on the motion to move forward the SAVE Act.
He didn't show up.
Absolutely unbelievable.
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Absolutely unbelievable? No, Matt, it's entirely predictable. Thom Tillis is a simpering faggot that is too much of a quivering coward to so much as show up and vote against the SAVE act. Instead he put himself in the cuck shed while his betters did the work he is too scared to do.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (3BwY8)
And of course, by "beautiful" I mean your spirits; your physical manifestations are hideous and must be kept from the children.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026
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I'm actually not sure I've ever had corned beef. Or any kind of "hash" beyond Heavenly Hash chocolate eggs. (I wish they had come up with a different name for them)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:29 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 06:29 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 06:30 PM (YsPj+)
I mean if you're gonna grab a woman.....
Posted by: ...
South side is where it's at, yo.
VERIFIED BY THE AUSTON POWERS TEST .............
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:30 PM (RjWJE)
Guinness has a really good non-alcoholic beverage which tells me that God hasn't abandoned me completely yet.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:30 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 17, 2026 06:30 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026
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It depends on whether there are any tall buildings left in Tehran.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)
We have a son that has dealt with that since day one of returning. Very real problem, but at least his unit has a support network.
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (q6tQZ)
Yo Alaska.......................... WTF ??????
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (RjWJE)
Do NOT blame that idiot on us. The money all comes from Outside, meaning the Lower 48. She has a very small following here, mostly Native, because she panders, but she also has RCV on her side. She did NOT win a primary, but then she cheated to win the final vote. She should have been gone 12 years ago.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
How many service-people are lost in an average week of just "militari-ing? If I recall, it's a fairly high number.
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (q6tQZ)
Before Gulf War I kicked off the press was all into giving the grim milestones of soldiers killed in training accidents, water skiing and car wrecks on vacation, you name it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
And of course, by "beautiful" I mean your spirits; your physical manifestations are hideous and must be kept from the children.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:29 PM (dmDsy)
Having attended several TXMoMes, I can assure you that multiple COBs are not quite nightmarish. Ace continues to refuse to mingle with the hairless.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: MkY
From the tiny url I put upthread, it is about 300 per year by accident and somewhat over that for suicides. Combat deaths from 2013-2022 did not go above 91 and on average was in the 20's and actually lower than (crime) homicides as a cause of death.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (RjWJE)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (E4rtv)
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I have yet to meet any veteran or serving member - or hear about anyone through my daughter, who musters out later this spring - who does not LOVE the name change.
I mean that ageing queen Tom Nichols whines about it, but that's because he is both retarded and gay. Huge morale boost. It's perfect branding, reminds everyone of Grandpa and kicking the world's ass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
"The Daily Caller is partly owned by the Iranian-American investor Omeed Malik. The guy behind Tulsi Gabbard’s 2020 presidential campaign.
Malik also financed Tucker Carlson's new media company."
- Malik is CEO & founder of 1789 Capital
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM
Very interesting.
I believe Tucker said the other day that he does NOT take any foreign money.
"I only take money from my media company!"
Which is "foreign owned" way down in the fine print.
Such stunning honesty!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 06:32 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2026 06:32 PM (nfTQB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Corned is actually the old term for salted, or preserved.
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026
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Good; no Sphynx cats.
"I refuse to deal with a cat that looks like a hand."
( -- Rachel Green)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
Because the male population between 18 and 24 is so damned safety conscious.... Not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 06:30 PM (YsPj+)
Was it?
Posted by: The Course Starter That Watched You Pass Out on The First Tee at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026
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Salted beef doesn't sound so bad, then. I pictured the slices of beef having crusty edges, like corns!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:29 PM (wzUl9)
Its called a hash because it is any bits of meat and veggies left over chopped fine and cooked up for breakfast. I even buy the cans of hormel corned beef hash in case I cook a breakfast. Then I forget to include it when I do cook breakfast, so it remains.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (8avO+)
But I can see their entire internet of supporters have been activated.
The entire left had built their Middle East rhetoric on ensuring Iran made sure terrorists always had state sponsors to back up Democrat policies.
How much DNC funds came from Iran?
I'll bet most of those billions in crypto Iran had been laundering was to get the money back to Obama, who had thought it was safe forever in Iran.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (I40wl)
Thinkin on it.... it'll never pass... but...
It is supposedly illegal for foreign contributions to campaigns... which sets a precedent... so why can't a STATE make a law to make outside the STATE contributions illegal for a State type election? Even for Senate or House?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (q6tQZ)
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Short for peppercorns.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (1wjle)
Same. Good fish and chips would be delicious right now.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)
I believe Tucker said the other day that he does NOT take any foreign money.
"I only take money from my media company!"
Which is "foreign owned" way down in the fine print.
Such stunning honesty!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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And the Bulwark has Pierre Omidyar as funder who is also Iranian ancestry--IRRC Iranian-French.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (I40wl)
I'll bet most of those billions in crypto Iran had been laundering was to get the money back to Obama, who had thought it was safe forever in Iran.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (HXT0k)
I'd love to see a deep dive into Arizona election finances.... and Mexican Cartels.
Bet it would be enlightening.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (mP0Kj)
"I only take money from my media company!"
Which is "foreign owned" way down in the fine print.
Such stunning honesty!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 06:32 PM (HlyYF)
also Malik is probably "American"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 06:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 06:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM (I40wl)
When I was in the Navy, we used to dreeeeeam of having a barracks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (YlWIZ)
Somehow blasting Flogging Molly and beating my own head against the wall doesn't have the draw.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (ExV1e)
Boom ! ..................... STATIC .............
Posted by: Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (RjWJE)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 06:36 PM (GD0B3)
No, so you will have to get drunk again today.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: MkY(call me willow) at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (q6tQZ)
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The frequent tours, the fact that there was no end in sight and then the way Iraq sputtered out and Afghanistan was a debacle was crushing.
And then we got happy, hippie-type messages from command telling us to work through our feelings which only added to incandescent levels of rage at how we had wasted our lives for NOTHING. I never deployed to a combat zone (though the airport shuttle to Ramstein was shot up after I went back home) nor did I hear a shot in anger, but I know people who were messed up and lost friends. And then to lose...it was hard.
Thumping Iran is like a healing balm.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
I mean that ageing queen Tom Nichols whines about it, but that's because he is both retarded and gay. Huge morale boost. It's perfect branding, reminds everyone of Grandpa and kicking the world's ass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
H Beam Piper wrote an SF book where the department is renamed "Aggression"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:35 PM
Egads!
And I suspect the CCP owns waaaaay more things in the U.S. than we suspect.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:34 PM (mP0Kj)
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That's where the minor league grifters hone their skills before they get called up to the majors (U.S. Congress).
Of course no state government is going to stop that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (ESVrU)
Wow. Great way to bolster Antifa (tm) credentials of a terrorist org. Should be good for an additional ten years on any convicted Antifa (tm) members sentence.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Boom ! ..................... STATIC .............
Posted by: Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (RjWJE)
Oops. Oopsie!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:38 PM (I40wl)
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I mean if you're gonna grab a woman.....
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)
/sobs
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (+BcZI)
In 1980 I was in the Navy, and went to a Crypto School, at Ft. Gordon Army Base. About 150 Navy folks, all E-4 or above... had a W4 in charge of us...
Army folks were always amazed at how nice our barracks were... with almost all rooms having Legacy Beer Fridges.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
The sound of Israeli F-16s After Burners being Lit !!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (cAEZx)
The Senate vote that the coward Thom Tillis skipped out on -- was that the usual vote for cloture (60 votes required to pass the legislation) or was it to initiate the long-neglected actual filibuster, or something else?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (QOikT)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
Because the male population between 18 and 24 is so damned safety conscious.... Not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (I40wl)
You have to be very aware of what is safe to violate safety concerns reliably.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (QOikT)
It was to start talking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)
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Left is bringing back the peace of the 70s with threatening judges and their families. (The left was pretty violent in the 60s-70s. I wonder why they didn't cover this in school.)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (mP0Kj)
USACE never did any Navy work. The Navy is whole different world. They didn't even want to be included in the Tri-Service specs, but eventually they did. And then there are the Coasties....
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (I40wl)
nonsense. trump can surrender. he's going to anyway; the sooner he does, the less damage he does to the us economy.
Posted by: dox vay and his ilk at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
AGREED!!!!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I am SO Irish Right Now! Plus, Drunk! at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (dmDsy)
nonsense. trump can surrender. he's going to anyway; the sooner he does, the less damage he does to the us economy.
Posted by: dox vay and his ilk at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (v3pYe)
Eventually they will run out if IRGC leaders.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:42 PM (8avO+)
The sound of Israeli F-16s After Burners being Lit !!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM (cAEZx)
Ah, yes. The old bug-hits-the-windshield metaphor. Did his ass go through his brain? Or were the two already united when Israel got there?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:42 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 17, 2026 06:42 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)
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No, we aren't even at the stage where judges are actually harmed. When judges are killed, then we will have moved up a step up the escalation ladder, and I expect sympathy for political murder within the judiciary will drop like a rock.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
The Senate vote that the coward Thom Tillis skipped out on -- was that the usual vote for cloture (60 votes required to pass the legislation) or was it to initiate the long-neglected actual filibuster, or something else?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (QOikT)
Opened debate but supposedly somehow forced a 'speaking filibuster'... ie Old School not silent one.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (n5tGW)
Wow, 40% to fabricate crimes to frame people with.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Haha.
Was born at Ft. Gordon while Dad was in that school.
Dad said he got trained to go listen to the Russians bitch about not having any diesel fuel for a while.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 17, 2026 06:42 PM (wBaIH)
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If you want to push a civil war, estranging *all* of the security services is not the best tactic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
was hacked. Don't click on any of their links.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2026 06:44 PM (diia5)
hmmm... *scribbles note* armed a.i. called aggress-o-matic
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:44 PM (v3pYe)
2) Find THEM guilty and sentence to a LOOOONG term in prison.
3) Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 06:44 PM (L6dcX)
The South Korean Pressing, which is far and away the ONLY pressing you can expect to hear it on dead quiet Vinyl.
Major upgrade from my current copy and far and away the Best Black Crowes LP.
Looking forward to spinning this one.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:45 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 06:39 PM
Mmmmm.....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 06:45 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (MIIRH)
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It is very calorie dense. Good choice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Guinness has a really good non-alcoholic beverage which tells me that God hasn't abandoned me completely yet.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:30 PM (F2T8D)
Is that so? I think someone told me this. God I miss it. Fuckin Crohn's bullshit fag disease
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:46 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)
I thought he was a Briton, meaning pre-Anglo-Saxon invasion Briton.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:28 PM (I40wl)
A lot of them lived in Brittany, that big peninsula in France. That area was pretty tight and not under control even in Roman times and did a lot of sailing about to each other.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:47 PM (8avO+)
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Too late to close the barn door. The cow is already in the cornfield.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:47 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (MIIRH)
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It is very calorie dense. Good choice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Very salty and fatty, and there really no discerning when it loses an edible texture. Dinty Moore Beef Stew is another easy storage food that lasts forever. Tuna, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:48 PM (dK+Kv)
The government won on most of its charges, including convicting defendants for moving a box of radical zines.
If trump can start arresting ppl and calling them enemies of the state, he can arrest anyone, anytime. And that's exactly what Hitler ended up doing.
Women couldn’t vote 100 years ago and Black people couldn’t move freely about the country until just over 50 years ago. We’ve never been as free as we’ve been led to believe.
This was all made legal by the NDAA under Obama. Trump can personally declare anyone a terrorist and have you assassinated. The trials are just for terrifying others into compliance. He stepped right into the perfect situation to be a dictator.
This is an absolutely chilling moment for free speech & expression in the United States and shows how the Trump administration is ramping up its persecution of leftists, seemingly trying to head us into a Third Red Scare.
Don't be ridiculous. There was strong evidence of terrorism like... *checks notes* ...using the signal app?
Yeah we're fucked. Hope this gets overturned.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 06:48 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)
Army folks were always amazed at how nice our barracks were... with almost all rooms having Legacy Beer Fridges.
Posted by: Romeo13
There was a beer machine in the barracks at Long Beach Navy base when I attended a Waukesha engine school there in 1971.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 06:48 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:47 PM (8avO+)
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Gaul was under Roman control, but Rome had fallen by then.
And the names give a clue: Brittany is "lesser" Britain vs Great Britain. Lots of names like that, Germania Superior vs Germania Inferior.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2026 06:43 PM (n5tGW)
Saw a reference to France and UK as well. We will see if when the new Iran starts asking for extradition what they do.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:48 PM
Oil-packed tuna...sardines...good stuff to have on hand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 06:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2026 06:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:41 PM (MIIRH)
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It is very calorie dense. Good choice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:46 PM
and you won't be tempted to eat it before the disaster.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:50 PM (4NO2D)
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Too late to close the barn door. The cow is already in the cornfield.
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The cornfield can be regrown next season, but someone has to drive the cow out first.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 06:51 PM (vSvIl)
Yeah, because when a terrorist gets popped for his crimes, I always think, "we're fucked."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 06:51 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:50 PM (4NO2D)
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Hardly. The grandkids love it. We sometimes have Hash Wednesday and serve with toast. Always a hit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)
And the names give a clue: Brittany is "lesser" Britain vs Great Britain. Lots of names like that, Germania Superior vs Germania Inferior.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
But even before the fall-fall, or the abandonment of the British province, Brittany (or Armorica) had been abandoned to 'bandits' -- Bagaudae usually described as peasant insurgents by historians who thing this is the middle ages or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:52 PM (8avO+)
Iran is shut down. As time goes on, it will take less and less effort to keep it shut. We own the sky and the sea. We own the cyberwarfare. We can shut off their power at will. No imports or exports. No money at all.
Look at Venezuela and Cuba - after a bit of bluster - 4-5 weeks, they realized they are dead if they don't get an agreement. An agreement on our terms.
Get the tankers going through the straight...then just wait.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 06:52 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:50 PM (4NO2D)
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Hardly. The grandkids love it. We sometimes have Hash Wednesday and serve with toast. Always a hit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)
With eggs over easy, buttery toast, and coffee. Yum. Guess what I'm having tomorrow.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)
1975?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)
In Dem run locales? Possible.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:55 PM (dK+Kv)
Iran is shut down. As time goes on, it will take less and less effort to keep it shut. We own the sky and the sea. We own the cyberwarfare. We can shut off their power at will. No imports or exports. No money at all.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 06:52 PM (L6dcX)
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Correct. Trump has set conditions that can be maintained indefinitely by us at little cost but are crippling to Iran and also damaging to China.
This is how it is done.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:55 PM (MIIRH)
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*clears throat*
*unrolls scroll*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)
1975?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)
Black slaves used to run off and hide in nearby swamps or wildernesses and have vacations on the regular until their masters gave them amnesty to return.
Life is complex but a simple rule is if a leftist says it, it is a lie.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)
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Whoa Trump is like ***Hitler***????
Stop there Copernicus, I think you just made us rethink everything!!!
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (MIIRH)
Stop there Copernicus, I think you just made us rethink everything!!!
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H)
lol
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: runner
No, so you will have to get drunk again today.
Posted by: tcn in AK
It's too bad none of the big drunkfests--NYE, St Pats, and Cinco de Mayo--are moveable feasts.
It would be convenient if they were always on a Friday or Saturday.
I'm still not going out driving with all the inexperienced drunks on the road, though.
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Romeo13
Must've had a date with a big ol' bag o' dicks.
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 17, 2026 06:58 PM (f0sEV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:55 PM (MIIRH)
And they'd actually be warm in the car.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:59 PM (8avO+)
So I can defend myself and family appropriately, right?
Well I will anyway, as my neighbor has a backhoe...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)
Did these people miss the Nationwide Manhunts for Octogenarians who entered the Capitol on Jan 6th?
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:59 PM (erF49)
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 06:59 PM (OCqfl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 07:00 PM (4NO2D)
Stop there Copernicus, I think you just made us rethink everything!!!
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H)
why did nobody make this comparison before???
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 07:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2026 07:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 07:00 PM (L6dcX)
It was hell on ball teams. Obama got it straightened out.
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 07:01 PM (pvf3X)
I've found the trick to get it crispy is to not keep stirring it. Cook it til crispy on one side flip it and cook the other side til crispy.
Ymmv
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner
No, so you will have to get drunk again today.
Posted by: tcn in AK
***
I am soooo on board with this!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)
https://tinyurl.com/mrdhrnfr
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2026 07:00 PM (n5tGW)
I just saw a YT show about China showing that those videos of robots are just motion-captured people pretending to be robots.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)
Welllll? We're waiting!
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 17, 2026 07:02 PM (f0sEV)
1975?
Posted by: toby928(c)
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We're doomed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 07:02 PM (TtbzS)
Absolutely unbelievable.
Why would they vote to end the system that is their very life?
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 07:02 PM (wn0/z)
So I can defend myself and family appropriately, right?
Well I will anyway, as my neighbor has a backhoe...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)
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There is necessarily a lag between identifying the networks and rolling them up, just as it takes time to bring a federal case and see it through. As reports of these people getting hard time spread, enthusiasm will drop. Loss of funding will also be crippling.
The Tesla thing ended very quickly in part because it was actual normies who thought they could get away with it and as soon as they found out, it stopped. Antifa is "professional" insofar as they are getting paid to do it, so minor stints in jail don't bother them as they already have criminal records for sex crimes, domestic violence, etc.
That is the primary recruiting pool, but even those clowns don't want to get 20 years for the cause.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)
A Bacon Press is Key.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 07:03 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 06:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Breakfast of the gods. I like the eggs Sunnyside up
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 17, 2026 07:03 PM (bIH8o)
It's probably just as well. Someone would eventually have told them that if "killing terrorists only breeds more" it just means you aren't killing enough terrorists fast enough
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 07:03 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 07:02 PM (TtbzS)
End public schools.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 07:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 07:04 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pkeaton at March 17, 2026 07:04 PM (fVTv8)
Me-Again Kelly Demands to Know Why Online Influencers Aren't Defending Her Against Mark Levin's "Disgusting" Attacks
If that sounds insane to you, that means you're paying attention.
Cavernous Nostrils has been smearing Erika Kirk since a week after his murder, claiming that she was "covering up" for The Real Killers, who she has alleged at various times to be Israelis, Mormon Bee Cultists, French Intelligence, Egyptian Planes, US military personnel, etc. Lately Cavernous Nostrils has changed her attacks on Erika Kirk, now claiming she was associates with Jeffrey Epstein and groomed children for sex trafficking. When Me-Again Kelly was asked to say something about this absolute demonic horrorshow, Me-Again responded: "I'm not the mom of the internet.' But she thinks it's "disgusting" that Mark Levin routinely calls her "Granny Groyper" --like many women, and many men too (guilty!) she does not like it being noted that she is old enough to be a grandparent -- she has been demanding that various online personalities condemn Levin for "stalking" her. Here's just one example of Me-Again -- who, I repeat, said it was none of her business if Candace Owens accused Erika Kirk of arranging for her husband's murder because she's not "the mom of the internet" -- demanding that men gather 'round her to protect her from Levin's "disgusting" attacks:
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@AntSpeaks It's extraordinary how Megyn is now asking everyone around her why they didn't speak up when Mark Levin supposedly attacked her. The same woman who has made a conscious effort to ignore all the insults and accusations Candace has made against Erika Kirk over the last six months. She even went so far as to claim she had gotten close to Candace and supported her in "questioning Israel." I use this comparison a lot, but it's nevertheless accurate.. Megyn is a prime example of a stupid person who desperately believes they're smart. She was convinced she had outwitted everyone, that she was in the right, and that most would side with her. Now it's come back to bite her in the ass.
Is it just me, or....?
I mean... pic.twitter.com/jNlMWuPeed
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 16, 2026
She means that Levin says she's a 14-year-old mean girl trapped in the botoxed body of a 55-year-old woman. And that she's a Nazi. As she did when she first learned to curse, she then went on to say "micropenis, micropenis, micropenis" over and over again, to show how Young and Brat she is. Here's the "disgusting" and "lewd" attack that provoked Me-Again into devolving back into her 14-year-old mean girl self. Does this sound "lewd" or "disgusting" to you?
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I've had arrested. He doesn't like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis.
Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis. https://t.co/7cl3Efc3N7
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) March 15, 2026
I do question whether Me-Again, who is flatter than Rachel Corrie after an all-Ozempic diet, is really the person qualified to judge how well-endowed people are.
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 16, 2026
Hey Thimble-Tits, when you can fill a training bra without needing a wad of toilet paper, get back to us.
Me-Again has reinvented herself more times than Madonna and Cher and has a couple more transformations left in her. She's not quite sixty yet. https://t.co/ivEpNWW5C6
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 16, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (aZm/F)
Since projections seems to be real, I assume all women who are femcels like Me-Again have "Morning Milking Farm" on their reading list and think about nothing but sex.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (GSy5R)
Influencers. It's stupid.
It's all about money. Most of them don't believe the shit they are pushing.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (aZm/F)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hells.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (dmDsy)
Aren't boomers (the submarines, not the generation) supposed to be slow? Seems like coming in second is playing to type.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (2GVsD)
Why? Is she unarmed?
*sits back and waits*
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (mYP08)
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Sure do!
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (3ek7K)
That's a sure sign of an insecure woman - when confronted by man, they go right for the "you have a micro-peen" insult.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (aZm/F)
Chick can spew blood out of her eyes and wherever. She'll live.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (mYP08)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (2GVsD)
So, Cavernous Nostrils = Candace Owens and
Granny Groyper = Me-Again Kelly?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1)
No! I shan't believe it! I shan't!
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Frank Constanza at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (erF49)
Oh... wait... forgot... Roberts and Boasberg are friends who got to conferences together.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)
That's a sure sign of an insecure woman - when confronted by man, they go right for the "you have a micro-peen" insult.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (9Ovst)
And the correct response is, "Well, I'm packing nine inches but I can understand why a woman of your capacity would consider that small."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (ExV1e)
Then she won't get paid another thirty pieces of silver.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (2GVsD)
RuPaul is right on it...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM
Like a Horny Toad.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (4NO2D)
"CEL"?
Check engine light?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)
short for celibate. incels were men who were complaining that women's current absurd dating standards were delusional, so the obvious answer was to personally attack them with sexual terms or claim they hated all women.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (erF49)
Hey Bitch,
You can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (3ek7K)
But first... you will... make me a samich!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
==
😂😂😂😂
Gold !
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)
Femcel is just the female equivalent of an incel, and then seem to be more common in the wild than actual incels, given the extreme sex-obsession the 50 Shades of Gray types have in the XX club.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
And femcels are theoretical women who can't get ANYONE to be willing to date them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (ExV1e)
Anyway, I don't want to listen to any of the above, including both her and Levin.
BTW, didn't "Failure Theater" come from Ace? Just saw it used at Issues and Insights.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (w/O5Q)
Just not Megan's.
I think conservatives are just so happy when seemingly intelligent people articulate a conservative position. So when they turn out to be media whores, it stings a bit more.
It's cold out so my friends' cat Snowflake is here laying on me. Tough to type. I don't know how you cat people deal with it.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Femcel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)
That is how I read it because she is running to cower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (2GVsD)
Yup. Step 1: Lash out as a strong and independent woman. Step 2: complain when a critic treats you as an equal.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
i said it a lot but I don't know if I came up with it.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (vt7xw)
Roberts should have to recuse himself from any cases involving Trump.. He is obviously prejudiced...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM
What if he's eating a sandwich at the moment? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (4NO2D)
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You hate Candy for your reasons. I'll hate her for mine. We're a big tent party.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (ndZc7)
Why, yes. Yes, they can. Lets help them along. You push. I'll pull!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (cO6oP)
The actual charges are far weirder than some mad conspiracy with Israel. If you had "Mossad arranged for a hit on Charlie" next to "Trans furry gang killed Charlie" which sounds more like a headline from the National Enquirer?
It baffles me, it really does.
Posted by: Sam MacGee at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (1wjle)
That ad model is not sustainable in the age of AI that can create content and game the engagement faster than they can update their algorithm.
Maybe she can stage a nip-slip to boost her numbers?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (0sNs1)
You aren't going to put the sandwich down?
Be real.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (erF49)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (4NO2D)
Femcel is just the female equivalent of an incel, and then seem to be more common in the wild than actual incels, given the extreme sex-obsession the 50 Shades of Gray types have in the XX club.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GSy5R)
Exactly! An "Incel" is simply a heterosexual male who is not a rapist...
Why is that a bad thing?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Femcel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)
It's not known as the "Devil's Triad" for nothing.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (u73oe)
https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM?si=n5-WWYNLv2Fyg9eR
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GSy5R)
Femcel = Overweight with blue hair, tatoos, and a nose ring.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
From my time working in a foundry, I have a bunch of patternmakers shrink rules.
Methinks they'd come in handy 'bout now.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: It's me donna
But what's his dick size?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ndZc7)
How can a fire in the laundry room of the USS Ford take THIRTY hours to extinguish?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
It's about engorgement.
Posted by: Amirite? at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (AlhUl)
It had the all time insult "yeast infected gutter bitch" tossed as Candace.
Good times!!!
Posted by: Thatch at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (i0077)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Nah. They could still get laid if they wanted to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM
What if he's eating a sandwich at the moment? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM
There is no reason that, how you say, one cannot do both at the same time.
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (0sNs1)
It had the all time insult "yeast infected gutter bitch" tossed as Candace.
was it Kimerly Kacik or something ?
I saw a response from her, attacking an unnamed person, and adding: "4. I can pronounce 'anecdote.'"
Must have been a response to Cavernous.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna
But what's his dick size?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
He's Irish.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (XuXeR)
"Please never let me piss off Ace" keeps getting higher up the list and just cracked the Top 3.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (+lYcl)
Remember when shitbag mcgee said she “had blood coming from her mouth, coming from her whatever.” Now she blows him eternally! Imagine blowing someone who shit on you. Lmao
There's a reason NBC paid her $30 million just to leave.
Why is there so much hate for kelly? Levin literally works for israel and kelly is exposing that, if anyone is paying attention.
I get the feeling she was molested as a child. That explains the acting out and psychotic break she suffered since tRump the pedophile took office.
Knowing her history, there is a non zero chance she knows his dick size for a fact, but I am curious if it’s not his micro but her cavernous vagina.
If you've ever heard Levin in one of his stark raving lunatic rants on his radio show you would know exactly how micro his penis is without ever having to actually know details.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: George at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna
But what's his dick size?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
He's Irish.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
Wife says he is part Leprechaun... yeah... that part...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (hxd26)
So it doesn't matter how absurd the claims are...is it better to say Erika was a lesbian in bed with Epstein and look silly then to talk about how trannies and tranny chaser in modern America will murder anyone that is effective in opposing them.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm)
Nah - That bitch is getting dick on the regular. Don't fall for the act.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (erF49)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (XuXeR)
i dunno, never met him. I'm just relaying what someone said in his defense.
It could just be that his high-pitched voice suggests a leprechaun...
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
Carrier.
1. It's possible that no one was nearby so it spread before it was noticed.
2. Lots of surface sailors don't seem to get much training in damage control.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Had to close out the page because one of my co-workers wanted to know what I was screaming laughter about......
Never change, Ace.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Denny Crane - You kids, Sometimes I Just Don't Get You... at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Chad/Tyrone/Enrique...may still have sechs/seggs with them if they're bored that night. But they're never going to call/text back.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (9Ovst)
First she followed Roger Ailes, then she followed Brit Hume, then she followed Chris Wallace -- remember her disgraceful bit as Chris Wallace's attack dog at the Republican debate? -- and now she's following Tuq'r Qarlson.
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Chris Wallace -- now there's a notable lack of charisma. No principles. Kind of desperate. Looks like a new life form made of dandruff. Second banana to that?
It's some comfort knowing he was humiliated and tormented by his more-famous sociopathic father Mike.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (xPNeT)
I do question whether Me-Again, who is flatter than Rachel Corrie after an all-Ozempic diet, is really the person qualified to judge how well-endowed people are.
Hey Thimble-Tits, when you can fill a training bra without needing a wad of toilet paper, get back to us.
As I've said time and time again, Teh Ewok uses his tongue prettier than a $5 whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (y9nCu)
Haut comme trois pommes.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)
But even when he is right honestly his voice and way of discussion is a big turn off. Jordan Peterson has the same sort of heavy intellectual take on things but he comes across as someone you want to listen to.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
Carrier.
1. It's possible that no one was nearby so it spread before it was noticed.
2. Lots of surface sailors don't seem to get much training in damage control.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Had to be some kind of HVAC problem....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (dmDsy)
Have you seen those hash marks?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (XuXeR)
>Hey Thimble-Tits, when you can fill a training bra without needing a wad of toilet paper, get back to us.
Oh, damn...I didn't notice that was Ace. I should have recognized the Cruelty.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Wee Willy Gates at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (2Ez/1)
no but seriously she's super #Based and conservative now, guys
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)
They didn't clean the lint filters?
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM
Knowing that might be an ignition point, I would think they would have a designed means to douse it.
I can't understand how an aircraft carrier can almost be taken out of operations by a fire that took 30 hours to extinguish?
They have a complex fire fighting capability and trained damage control crews. WTF?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Chad/Tyrone/Enrique...may still have sechs/seggs with them if they're bored that night. But they're never going to call/text back.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (9Ovst)
that's what makes the new fem-coined "situationship" so hilarious. You can't get guys you want to like you back, so you pretend you are in a relationship and keep being used rather than appreciate someone who might treat you better.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
You really need to write that down.
By the way, your "judge" friend is lousy at his job.
Who is paying him for his rulings? That Soros guy?
Now, tell me to shut up, bitch, cause I got more...
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pvf3X)
i dunno, never met him. I'm just relaying what someone said in his defense.
It could just be that his high-pitched voice suggests a leprechaun...
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)
——
Yes, the claim is 5-9. But there are pics online of people who claim to be 5-9 standing next to him, and he’s much shorter. I think he’s using the old WWF method of determining height. Anyone remember that? Every wrestler was at least 6-4 and 225 pounds, even if he was obviously much shorter and lighter.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
She's gone full Gamer Girl.
Happy to be one of the Boys until anyone forgets she's a stronk empowered guhrl.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (erF49)
Kelly began going off the rails immediately in the days after Charlie Kirk was assassinated. She brought a lot of drama to the party (so to speak) and I got the vibe that she was moving on to ... something.
When she refused to give Chucker Qatarlson a well earned thump or two as he veered off into the Asteroid Belt of Zaniness, I withdrew from listening to her altogether. A well seasoned Internet Granny like her can paddle her own canoe.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (xG4kz)
on my football team, I was officially 6'0"
it's just lies all the way down
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
Carrier.
1. It's possible that no one was nearby so it spread before it was noticed.
2. Lots of surface sailors don't seem to get much training in damage control.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
On point 2, if so, Yuge change from when I was in... everyone in ship's company went to fire fighting school.
But after the crap with the Bon Homme Richard? Where they couldn't even get the fire out IN PORT?
Not sure what the heck is going on.
But also... they've been at sea a long time... been extended twice. My guess is that crew is pretty damn unmotivated right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (erF49)
Posted by: RI Red - somebody? at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (qEeiR)
It's some comfort knowing he was humiliated and tormented by his more-famous sociopathic father Mike.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (xPNeT)
So your answer to that is to become your dad's clone, right up to the job he had? What a dope.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)
97 How can a fire in the laundry room of the USS Ford take THIRTY hours to extinguish?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
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So they have to complete the deployment without a change of underwear?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (xPNeT)
That's Tall for a Trainer's Assistant.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM
Easier to carry the water trays.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (qY8mM)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (hxd26)
He was on stage at some powwow debate, and some dude said exactly that to him, that he is 5'6". Ben asked him how tall he is , the dude said "5'9". Ben told him to come up on stage and stand next to him. He did, and they were the same height. So, either the accuser was lying, or Ben is 5'9".
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
According to Google, the average penis in the US is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches so 5.25 is average.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM?si=n5-WWYNLv2Fyg9eR
Posted by: ace
Sometimes those fan made videos are better than the official video put out by the music industry. I watched that movie once, decades ago. I can't even remember the name of it. Was 'Space Age Love Song' even in it?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (sAmhv)
He's a smart guy, but just boring as watching a houseplant watch paint dry.
We know why the nutballs are after Levin and Shapiro. Granny, Qatarzan, and the Blazi are about as subtle as a Taco Bell shart.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (F2T8D)
I realised I never knew what Rachel Corrie looked like. I just looked her up.
Kind of cute and bangable.
In the before pictures.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (Sco7b)
You really need to write that down.
By the way, your "judge" friend is lousy at his job.
Who is paying him for his rulings? That Soros guy?
Now, tell me to shut up, bitch, cause I got more...
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pvf3X)
Boasberg was the Judge who signed all the FISA warrants that allowed them to spy on Congressmen...
Yet is being protected from any fallout from that clearly UnConstitutional decision.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (mP0Kj)
They have a complex fire fighting capability and trained damage control crews. WTF?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)
---On March 12, 2026, a fire broke out aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 7
, the U.S. Navy's newest and largest aircraft carrier, while it was operating in the Red Sea. The fire originated in the ship's main laundry spaces and was quickly contained.---
I have not been able to find reports of the "30 hours" you are talking about.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (uQzkA)
What is the Ford reason? Every crewmember gets damage control training. Unless division chiefs were pencil whipping things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (2GVsD)
the movie was Career Opportunities. I have no idea if that song was in it. I only know it from that YouTube vid.
It's the right era, I think.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
Heh! You actually Googled that?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (pohLc)
According to Google, the average penis in the US is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches so 5.25 is average.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
I was in the pool !
Posted by: 3 inch penis at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (erF49)
It's one thing to talk shit on the internet in a rollicking free-for-all blog, but when you're hosted and sponsored, good god, sweetcheeks, tone it down.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
According to Google, the average penis in the US is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches so 5.25 is average.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
5.25... size of a floppy disk back in the day...
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (pxlL7)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM
The Paolo says that one don't have to reach the bottom if you can bang the heck out of the sides.
Posted by: The Paolo's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (hwrlV)
My wife is definitely above average
Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (2GVsD)
But also... they've been at sea a long time... been extended twice. My guess is that crew is pretty damn unmotivated right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM
Yes, I would be unmotivated AF to scrape and paint.
However, when I wake up in the middle of the night and smell smoke in my house, I move pretty darn quick for a broken down old man.
I would think a carrier fire would get an immediate and massive response.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (HlyYF)
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Does "Me-Again" botox her vaganus?
.
A'cause that could be sexy ...
.
... as long as she's NOT over 54.
Posted by: Marooned at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (kt8QE)
I went to fire fighting school. The guys from my submarine were lined up behind a group from the Carl Vinson when it came time for the engine room fire practical. It took the carrier guys 7 minutes to get the hatch open and even start fighting the fire.
I think being on such a big ship that's never alone on the ocean affects their thinking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (XuXeR)
I have not been able to find reports of the "30 hours" you are talking about.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (dmDsy)
Oh, I'm sorry, fool, it DID take 30 hours...to COMPLETELY CLEAN UP FROM THE INCIDENT.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (sAmhv)
There's some parody video for a song called "Sail" I think which is just 2 girls spraying water from a hose at each other in slo mo in a backyard that when I looked at it had 20 times the views of the official one.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Kinda like a boob thread at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Pul+G)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (exU9W)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (dmDsy)
Probably a lot of mess from the anti fire system hitting an entire section of the ship.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM
* preens *
Posted by: 8 1/2 inch floppy disk at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2GVsD)
I've used em.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
5.25 floppy used to be common
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (L6dcX)
Nah - That bitch is getting dick on the regular. Don't fall for the act.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (erF49)
I read that as Pokémon...but I DON'T want to catch any, much less all of them...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (ynpvh)
— The Paolo
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (hxd26)
Maybe nicknames that match their initials?
Cavernous Oral? (she sucks cock! Gay!)
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)
it appeals to me
https://youtu.be/wFuB-2WkEX0?si=qfNq5Byex6GHoyyC
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (pohLc)
I have a web browser which I only use for questionable searches in response to shit in the comments AND I use private mode.
So, sure.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (ExV1e)
How can a fire in the laundry room of the USS Ford take THIRTY hours to extinguish?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
The fire itself was probably extinguished within 20 minutes. The rest of the time was likely the extra men assigned to stand guard and observe for re-ignition. The guard time was probably counted and reported as part of the firefighting watch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM
It was in a Navy Times article.
Are they a legit outlet, or captured by lying, Leftist a-holes?
https://tinyurl.com/bdcrdtbf
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (HlyYF)
Just heard on Fox national radio news at the bottom of the hour that the Senate is debating the "so-called" SAVE America Act.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (oyekH)
First, that's very sorry and I feel bad for you guys.
Second, who is measuring dicks? Is there a government agency in charge of this?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
— The Paolo
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (hxd26)
The girls called him 'Pogo.'
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Megyn's Little Man in the Boat at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2GVsD)
I've used em.
Posted by: Oldcat
#METOO
Didn't use them much though. They were like square frisbees.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM
This! But there's no accounting for tastes, my wife watches X reacts to Y on the Utubes.
I mean, being a European Reacts To vlogger is a pretty easy gig.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
I wouldn't be surprised to find out one of our brave Muslim Recruits set the damned fire.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (L6dcX)
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Yeah, this.
I stopped listening to Michael Savage years ago because he couldn't stop running his fat dicksucker about other radio hosts and how they weren't as super cool as he was.
This shit with all of these dickwad podcasters is like a bad soap opera. At some point you just want to yell that they should fuck and get it over with.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (3BwY8)
Maybe nicknames that match their initials?
Cavernous Oral? (she sucks cock! Gay!)
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)
You sayin' a guy misses her mouth and ends up in her nostril?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (uQzkA)
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Yes.
And I hope soon.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: The Paolo's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (hwrlV)
There was a video with a bunch of female porn people a while back where they were asked how much a guy needed and the consensus was that 6 inches is plenty. Anything more is for them, not her.
Obviously, they could have been lying and YMMV but there it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
The Vietnamese Gals reacting to movies are pretty fun. They did "Tropic Thunder" and were cheering at the Viet Cong.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (pohLc)
This is true to form. She has always had a fragile 'protect me bros' ego. See Trump back in the day.
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
What is the Ford reason? Every crewmember gets damage control training. Unless division chiefs were pencil whipping things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (2GVsD)
Richard was doing a 6 day Duty rotation... according to one report I heard... so... about 1000 crew... so well over 150 should have been onboard.
As someone who ran Damage Control Lockers on both an LPH, and a DD, whole situation baffles me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Why you are gay.
Click further to read.....
Posted by: Pundit Engagement Farming at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (uQzkA)
Ironic thing is short dudes did literally nothing to do cause it and there's nothing they can do about it. Fat chicks on the other hand got to be land whales by being gluttonous lazy pigs, by and large (pun intended).
Posted by: Body positivity is for girls only at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM
Thanks. That actually makes me feel much better.
If we ever get hit back hard, I want our people to be top-notch on all of the mission-critical skills.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF)
When tiktok became a thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (V362x)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
I had one pinned up on a rack with a huge magnet with the label "Important Files (only copy) on it as a joke.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (pxlL7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (ynpvh)
Keep banging the edge of one sinus until you make it, man.
Also /off sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (pohLc)
This is true to form. She has always had a fragile 'protect me bros' ego. See Trump back in the day.
Posted by: Pedro Cerano
========
Carny barkers. And they reserve the Hey Rube! call for any that actually pay attention to them.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)
And the never ending goddamn meatball analogy story.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (F2T8D)
Maybe that is the reason for the laundry fire, she was going to do a USO tour aboard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (2GVsD)
yup and my hs football roster says i'm six foot so I guess that's the reality
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM
They're measuring from the butthole.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
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The actual answer to this is... when dating apps became a thing.
There's actual data about how the "You must be 6' to ride this ride" is a purely US-based phenomenon, because the rest of the world uses centimeters and there's no bright delimiting line in height when you're counting in Faggot Units, so women in other parts of the world don't immediately swipe left on men that are 5'11" (whatever that is in Faggot Units).
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (F2T8D)
Not that long...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (uQzkA)
Ironic thing is short dudes did literally nothing to do cause it and there's nothing they can do about it. Fat chicks on the other hand got to be land whales by being gluttonous lazy pigs, by and large (pun intended).
Posted by: Body positivity is for girls only at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
WOW, THE VISUALS THIS POST BRINGS ON ARE EPIC!
Posted by: Denny Crane - And You Know EPIC Means Very Acceptable! at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (dmDsy)
We had a guy on the boat, in response to anyone saying they he was not well endowed, who would reply, "It always gets me off."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
I don't like Megyn Kelly because when she was on Fox News she acted all "Conservative" and then attacked Trump.
I don't like Mark Levin because I don't like being yelled at and he is a perfidious Jew.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (L6dcX)
Says the pundit pundit pundit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (mYP08)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (pxlL7)
When tiktok became a thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Six, Six, Six tik tok insanity from trollops barely worthy of a drunken tumble. Six figure income, six feet tall minimum, and six inch penis.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (3BwY
about 182 cm
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)
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I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea of an Ewok dressed up in a football uniform, scoring four touchdowns in a single game...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)
I'm not saying they tie my up in a chair wearing nothing but a bowtie and a keffiyeh while they re-enact scenes from Bound...but I'm not saying that don't either
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Candace Ovens at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
"I'm only 4". But some broads like it that wide."
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (F2T8D)
"She said give me eight inches and make it hurt so I punched her and then fucked her twice."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ace
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Cruelty by adjective is like Van Gogh's work and your specialty.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
Thanks. That actually makes me feel much better.
If we ever get hit back hard, I want our people to be top-notch on all of the mission-critical skills.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF)
Your concern is duly noted.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (dmDsy)
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Barack Obama used to run the whole department.
He'd measure them with his mouth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (HXT0k)
I'm not saying they tie my up in a chair wearing nothing but a bowtie and a keffiyeh while they re-enact scenes from Bound...but I'm not saying that don't either
Posted by: Tucker Carlson
======
You strike me as more of the pegged type.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM
Everything after the Popeye's Two Piece was just gilding on the lily.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (AgHWE)
.....
According to Alexa >| |< is 6 inches.
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (XuXeR)
Fat chicks on the other hand got to be land whales by being gluttonous lazy pigs, by and large (pun intended).
Posted by: Body positivity is for girls only at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
"Leave me alone with my Chunky Monkey. I'm watchin' my shows."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (y9nCu)
The all figured out it gets clicks.
Every influencer, streamer, podcaster & YouTuber follows the clicks, the more views they get on a topic, the more you get of it.
Anti-Zionist is thus big money.
Especially when you're losing your older/more sane listeners & viewers who are tired of all the bullshit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)
But that does include all the recent immigrants so heritage American women are usually a bit taller
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
Their 'booze' episodes are the best.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM
Clearly you followed your own AOS style guide rules.
Since Thimble-Tits also has sharp elbows, it was very considerate of you to include a picture where her elbows were out of the shot and covered with a pink sweater.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (HlyYF)
NYT's Kristof Laments Iranian Butcher as 'Pragmatic Peace Partner' After Israel Takes Him Out
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Dateline June 1942. Born into a musical family, and an extraordinary violinist himself, Reinhart Heydrich also proved himself a skilled organizer and leader of men with the capability of finding solutions outside the box of traditional government power. Now he has died at the height of his power and glory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (vE0+H)
I don't like Megyn Kelly because when she was on Fox News she acted all "Conservative" and then attacked Trump.
I don't like Mark Levin because I don't like being yelled at and he is a perfidious Jew.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (d6BF2)
Coming into it late I find it very unconvincing that she would not bother to report even one of the horrible slurs she got from him first in her blowup post or in the followups.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
Andrew Dice Clay?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
Sorry, just...that sounded accurate rather than a slam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (+0Wk3)
_-_
Yup. Vulgar and stupid.
I'd rather hear why Tucker Carlson is wrong (He mostly is, I think, about many things, particularly islam) than yet another version of his name merged with "Qatar" or more body part speculation.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (0NO3o)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)
AND being 6 feet tall!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Had 6 Women Once, They Were All Just 1 Foot Each. Best Night Of My Life. at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (dmDsy)
It didn't take that long to extinguish the fire. Does it surprise you that the New York Times got something wrong?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (Y1sOo)
How do you get a born this way American lesbian? Three Margaritas
How do you get a born this way Irish faggot? Three Guinnesses.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (AgHWE)
It's supposed to make you tired. But it *is* newsworthy because the traditional news media has lost its bite mostly thanks to Trump so now this is the way "they" intend to manipulate minds.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
Sorry, just...that sounded accurate rather than a slam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (+0Wk3)
And let's face it, kind of hot.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Never Lie. at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM
How do you know if a woman is orgasming? Who cares?
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (xU7/a)
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (v3pYe)
Charlie Kirk was on Malaysia Flight 370!!!
Posted by: Candace Ovens at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
Candace was the black hole!!!
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (UjdFS)
He should be kicked off the court.
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (pvf3X)
My cats are more intelligent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (AkEZC)
But that does include all the recent immigrants so heritage American women are usually a bit taller
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
Saw someone interviewing a girl who was 4'11" and she stated, confidently, that she would never date a man under 6'4". Of course, that eliminates 99% of the population and she wasn't that good looking so I anticipate many cats in her future.
Or she was lying cuz she was on camera.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
——
Dating apps. Your height is prominently displayed.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (hxd26)
NYT's Kristof Laments Iranian Butcher as 'Pragmatic Peace Partner' After Israel Takes Him Out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (ndZc7)
Kristof doesn't mention was that the 'pragmatic' part was keeping the 8 or 10 billion Obama and Biden sent him and ignoring the 'Peace' part and funding terrorism with the money.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Candace Ovens at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
Candace was the black hole!!!
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
-1 for not say 'Candace was the black hoe!!!'
Rookies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (pxlL7)
Say it 'taint so...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (E4rtv)
I'm not 100% but I believe the last 6 = Six pack/abs.
Maybe it's got secondary meanings, but who knows cuz it's not one of my mottos in life.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (aTgV0)
Women don't like a guy who can't throw them around.
Why they let themselves get too fat to throw around is a Mystery, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
Don't know where it's from originally but I first heard it before he made it big.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (2GVsD)
I remember how the Establishment/Blob ran a similar op against the TEA Party movement (remember that?), infiltrating the party with GOPe types and then steering it into impotence and irrelevance.
Now they're really playing hardball. This strategy is the Pied Piper strategy: first come across as one of the Good Guys, and when you have a lot of the villagers of Hamlin following you, lead them (or their children) right off the cliff.
IOW, if this sea change among "thought leaders" doesn't seem organic or reasonable -- it ain't.
Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Miklos finds it both uninteresting and annoying at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (Al4HM)
2) Mark Levin has been successful enough long enough that him having a fucking gay slap fight with Me-Again is a bad look, as the kids say. He's a spiteful fuck that holds grudges like none other. I cut my conservative teeth listening to his show but god damn the guy is just turning into a crotchety old bastard.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM
I was asking a sincere question on an important topic.
So far, you have pegged me as a "fool" and a "concern troll".
Just letting you know that your radar might need a calibration update. (I usually comment in the evenings, but many Morons know me personally.)
I do like having a sub guy to learn from, so want to repair our relationship.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
I think it's pretty on brand.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (vE0+H)
was it Kimerly Kacik or something ?
I saw a response from her, attacking an unnamed person, and adding: "4. I can pronounce 'anecdote.'"
Must have been a response to Cavernous.
Posted by: ace
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Yep. Kim Klacik (the black woman who ran for Congress in Baltimore as GOP). Apparently Candace violated a NDA agreement over a lawsuit by raising up Klacik's old history as a stripper.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (aTgV0)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
I always took pointy elbows to in fact mean elbows.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)
Nobody I know can stand her. You can find a prettier, smarter, and more conservative 50-something year old woman in any Bass Pro Shop and she'll help you dress out a deer.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (F2T8D)
_-_
Particularly when it comes with a large amount of money. We humans seem to handle poverty and adversity better than prosperity.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (0NO3o)
Ugh. Someone should tell them they look foolish. And childish.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
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Really, really old internet meme making fun of dudes on the internet who will go to great lengths to find fault in an otherwise beautiful woman.
"Eww pointy elbows, would not hit it!"
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (3BwY8)
I wonder if posting that to her X account would get a rise out of her. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (YsPj+)
Jungle Fever is the silent civilization killer. AWFLs aren't importing them for their brains.
If Spike Lee can call it that, so can I.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: toby928(c)
If the girl demands a 12 piece box, beware
Posted by: Miklos might nibble around the edges at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (Al4HM)
I bought it.
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (aTgV0)
And to think all you had to do was listen to me. Oh cruel irony why must the most annoying insane idiot seem to constantly be right about people (Don't Trust Rubio)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (erF49)
I'm gonna say they do it because of pie, cake, candy, and chocolate (not necessarily in that order).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
The memory is the killer. And graphics card.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
She was so cute in 'Victorious.' Shocking now.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (xU7/a)
There was an old morning AM radio show that gave just the punchline of jokes out. Usually dirty jokes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM
Aetius,
I took it as your second meaning.
(But I have been wrong plenty of times before.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (HlyYF)
_-_
Particularly when it comes with a large amount of money. We humans seem to handle poverty and adversity better than prosperity.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (0NO3o)
Neither fame nor money turn you into a monster.
Keanu Reeves is widely known to be a genuinely nice guy. Trump is pretty nice to people who aren't trying to fuck him over.
What having money and fame does is it makes monsters think that they don't have to hide anymore. Sadly, in modern US society, they may be right.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM
I look forward to Anna Puma Reacts.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (YsPj+)
Heh. I said 'listen'!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026
***
She looked really fragile in the i]Wicked movies. Bird bones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (wzUl9)
When did it happen that guys under six feet tall became viewed as worthless subhumans who should just go kill themselves?
If you trace it back on TikTok, it'll probably end up starting with a vid of Kim Kardashian talking about getting railed in the pooper by an NBA team.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (y9nCu)
Levin - sounds like a cat being drug through a knothole
Medved - sounds like a faggot
Hannity - the Retarded Teddy Ruxpin
Shapiro - boring AF
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
The memory is the killer. And graphics card.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
And drive space to hold the files pre edit.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
You mean the PSU?
Depends on what graphics card you use.
I'd say 1000 watts should cover everything unless you're running a RTX 5090.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (E4rtv)
She already had my interest, now she has my attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (+0Wk3)
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Stelter is an Idaho 3.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (ndZc7)
I Da Ho?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)
I am 5'0" tall; Mr. TiFW is 5'7" - which works for both of us 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (S7WXb)
The one with the sticker that says, Idaho.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
https://tinyurl.com/5aa7a929+
This is from 2023 but it should give you good info.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)
I put it in your twitter mentions
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (znREB)
The one with the sticker that says, Idaho.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Q+gd/)
AND I DA PIMP!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Discerning Chap at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
Probably would want a 5000 series Nvidia at this point (but at least a 4000), a bare minimum of 32 gb RAM (owwww), 2 TB SSD. It's gonna hurt, but you would also be able to generate your pics locally if you wanted to do that sort of thing.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (vE0+H)
IOW, if this sea change among "thought leaders" doesn't seem organic or reasonable -- it ain't.
Posted by: Beverly
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It's failing as demonstrated consistently by polling. And unlikely to help Democrats directly nor do much with independents. My guess is they are trying to drive down midterm turnout by GOP to maintain any sort of relevance now.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (E4rtv)
Levin - sounds like a cat being drug through a knothole
Medved - sounds like a faggot
Hannity - the Retarded Teddy Ruxpin
Shapiro - boring AF
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (F2T8D)
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I'm LOLing
Shapiro's vocal pacing and tone sounds like an AI if you told it to be as jarring, clinical, and impersonal as possible.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:00 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 06:00 PM (0NO3o)
Winning!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:01 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:01 PM (F2T8D)
I wouldn't be surprised to find out one of our brave Muslim Recruits set the damned fire.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (erF49)
Yup.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 06:01 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
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Pink or Brown?
Posted by: I don't know what means but I saw it on the interwebz at March 17, 2026 06:02 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 06:02 PM (hxd26)
Zionists control the World.
Also, Zionists are trying to take over the World.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (erF49)
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pretty sure it has something to do with gefilte fish
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026
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Since all elbows are pointy, I took it to mean a dig against the incredibly picky, basement-dwelling Internet warriors who run down every woman they can't get. Which is all of them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)
Zionist "was" used by only the most ridiculous Jew haters on dark corners of the internet for a long time but now the Left has given the order to mainstream it so now it's fine.
Yes it has a meaning but honestly the only confusion is the fact that the Left now wants everyone to use it because they want their muslim friends to know that their Jew hate was always real (spoiler: it was).
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
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See my explanation at 291. Nothing to do with boobs, for once.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: whig
This. Dumb skanks looking for status always demanded the tall guy. Decent women looking for a loyal man might be reading the minotaur milking books but were willing to reject the tall asshole and pick up whoever was decent.
Plus a lot of the short men were assholes too, a little (heh) secret there, so women sometimes had to make sure they weren't getting a bitter chud.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE)
Wouldn't fit on the license plates.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (F2T8D)
Also, Zionists are trying to take over the World.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (erF49)
Also both are a secret
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (fcDpY)
i7-13700 or better, RTX 4070 or better, 32GB RAM, and a 1 TB+ SSD
Oh wait this spec list is from June 2025.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)
I do like having a sub guy to learn from, so want to repair our relationship.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (HlyYF)
My radar is fine, but I will say you constantly saying how it was a "30- Hour Fire" and questioning why one of the most advanced ships in the world took that so long to extinguish "a laundry fire" (when clearly it did not) just leads me to believe you somehow wanted that situation to indicate there is a problem with our Navy.
I'm willing to just let it go, no harm, no foul.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Klacik's now ex husband ran the Baltimore strip club apparently. You can find the lawsuit on X and the settlement.
Plus Owens long history of psychological pathology in lying and targeting individuals for gain since being a teen in high school.
And that degenerate Milo has thrown in with Candace despite less than a year ago declaring that Candace's husband was hitting on him and that she was a pos.
And yes, junior high stuff which strangely attracts lots of emo crap from supplicants. I resisted going on X for a long time because even discussion boards are bad enough nowadays. X demonstrates why the Lord flooded the earth way back when. Lots of viciousness. But yet, some useful information unavailable anywhere else.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
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I did as well. Thanks to ballistic for the explanation.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2026 06:05 PM (CyFyf)
There once was a widow named Erika,
Whom Candace attacked with hysteria.
Her grief-driven lead
Got baseless smears instead—
Unfair, unwarranted, and inferior.
Grok appreciates slant rhymes.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 06:06 PM (qwx/I)
I am 5'0" tall; Mr. TiFW is 5'7" - which works for both of us 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (S7WXb)
I've dated women 1-2 inches taller than me and had no issues. Just gotta quit being so obsessive about bullshit "standards".
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 06:06 PM (g8Ew8)
does her cheek have a rosy hue?
Posted by: George Costanza at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die
Dating apps. Your height is prominently displayed.
Posted by: Elric the Blade a
The guys running OK Cupid did a post on this years ago. The average guy on their site was 2+" taller than the average guy in America, and the curve wasn't the expected bell curve; it flattened out at the top.
In short (swidt?), the short guys added an inch or so to their height, but guys who were anywhere near 6' IRL must have listed themselves as 6'+.
There were as many 6'1" guys on the site as 5'9" guys, which just ain't how it is in America at large.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
didn't it come from "Cake Girl"?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (8avO+)
My husband is shorter than me. It didn't matter, he is a good man. And we were poor as churchmice, so it wasn't that i was looking for a rich man.
Almost 50 years of marriage now.
People need to get their heads out of their asses.
Of course some people like their head up someone's ass, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
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See my explanation at 291. Nothing to do with boobs, for once.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (3BwY
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A non-boob-related colloquialism discussed on this site? Unpossible!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 06:06 PM (g8Ew
My daughter is very tall. 5'9", maybe 10, and her current boyfriend is a couple inches shorter. They seem to get along fine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (ExV1e)
They have all these rules about who gets to eat at their trough
6' plus
6 figure income
6-pack abs
800 FICP score
but then go beat off in front of their cats to Morning Glory Milking Farm
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM
Yeah, College Cheerleader Threads.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (4NO2D)
Listen nobody's perfect
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)
cheerleader collage threads > college cheerleader threads
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
In this video he examines the "Woke Right" and explains why men of his generation are going that way.
It's a really insghtful video essay:
https://youtu.be/FTN_ZPwlmKg
I don't agree with the kid on everything, he was a flat-earher at one point, but he is fairly knowledgeable about history, culture, and social trends, and I think he nails this vid.
His basic point is that right-wing Gen Z men are play acting Nazis because the people who have tortured them through Woke/DEI their entire lives hate the Nazis so they act Nazi even though they're mostly clueless as to what the Nazis actually were.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (2GVsD)
"Yo, Candace, you buggin’, straight clout-chasin’ vulture,
Attacking a widow while she still smell the gunpowder.
Charlie got aired out, body cold on the stage,
You droppin’ “Bride of Charlie” like it’s some gossip page.
Erika out here buried in grief, tryna hold TPUSA down,
You throwing conspiracy dirt just to stay relevant now.
Israel plots? Secret wives? Bitch, that’s fan-fiction trash,
While she raisin’ them seeds, you just tryna get cash.
Keep my widow’s name out your foul-ass mouth,
Before I pull up with facts and shut your whole circus down.
You switched up on everybody, now you switching on grief—
That’s some snake shit, Candace. Find some new beef."
I think we should all finna some new beef.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)
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Dunno if it predated AoS but it didn't originate here. Definitely saw it on plenty of other message boards way the hell back in the day.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
If I were single I'd volunteer to take them off your hands.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (0NO3o)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
Probably would want a 5000 series Nvidia at this point (but at least a 4000), a bare minimum of 32 gb RAM (owwww), 2 TB SSD. It's gonna hurt, but you would also be able to generate your pics locally if you wanted to do that sort of thing.
Posted by: ...
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Anna, you can do with older hardware if you use Linux. And the new Macs have the specs and performance to VLOG if you want.
Forget the fastest processor as much as get as much memory as you can and the higher the resolution, the greater need for bandwidth if doing live, and good encoding and decoding performance from your vid card.
And a good 5000 series or the AMD 9000 series vid cards can fix up an older CPU to vlog if you want if that CPU has 32 gig of memory and fast M2 SSD storage instead of the older disk or SATA III SSD.
If you plan to do AI video, then the sky is the limit--that requires serious hardware right now to look decent with acceptable frame rates or you do the online account thing and pay for a subscription.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (E4rtv)
We used to have those, until we became puritanical about sportsball, and Darth Saban won his fifth NC.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:12 PM (4NO2D)
To paraphrase Ann Coulter, just shut up and pundit.
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2026 06:12 PM (afFes)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (vE0+H)
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Yes, it was an all-purpose disqualifier to use on 10+ hotties who pushed the envelope on hotness to its limit.
"Meh, pointy elbows. Pass."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)
That's like 'Former Bernie Supporter'...immediate DQ.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:13 PM (erF49)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:13 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: bluebell
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She popped up the other day on some show and demonstrated her own irrelevance in today's politics. Virulent TDS. These people think they are smarter than they actually are.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
You do realize that women of a certain lack of stature get down to business easier than tall women....
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2026 06:12 PM (afFes)
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Of course, Coulter knows all about adolescent behavior, having "turned on Trump" with more velocity than a .338 Lapua Magnum.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (vt7xw)
You'd have a roll of nickels in your pocket and people would stop saying that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)
dick morris, is that you?
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (v3pYe)
"You mamma so fat she represent all women!"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'll Just Tell Him...I'm Denny Crane. at March 17, 2026 06:16 PM (dmDsy)
https://tinyurl.com/38snn7e8
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (2GVsD
Anna, excellent price but there is some budget stuff included and that line of Intel chips I think had some problems. There could also be troubles if you need to upgrade the power supply, and the cooling in particular may also be cheap. I would personally avoid something in this range - you get what you pay for. It's a refurb of a "budget" line of PC. It's a great deal and a trusted refurb but I would expect to pay a few hundred more for that kind of horse, and for what you want. I do generally like refurbs.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:16 PM (vE0+H)
dick morris, is that you?
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (v3pYe)
Nope, not him!!
Posted by: QT at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (dmDsy)
"Remember, someone is sick of her shit too."
or
"I've seen hotter women with donkeys in Tijuana."
Important to keep it in perspective.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (F2T8D)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (I40wl)
You mean easier to push down
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
Most of us aren't strong enough to pull one of those things efficiently.
We can't even see the 2nd shelf in kitchen cabinets....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM
I was "informed" by a Navy Times article. (Which I thought meant a "Navy" publication.)
Someone (Anna Puma?) said that was a Gannett product, but I don't know enough about "Gannett" to know if that means they publish fake news.
When I fall for fake news, I WANT to be corrected - so I don't fall for BS from the same outlet in the future.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 06:19 PM (HlyYF)
But my Dell i5 laptop, it upgraded.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (0NO3o)
It is a very good term, since unless you are specifically looking at a 19th-early 20th century movement in Europe that barely caught on, just seeing it defines the writer as a flake.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
Also, Zionists are trying to take over the World.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (erF49)
Don't forget their control of the weather
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (y9nCu)
Among the assholes, "Zionist" came into common use because saying that you hated Joos had become an unacceptable term in public after 1945. So sophisticated antisemites could say that they hated "Zionists", but didn't have anything against "the Jews".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
Very inconvenient.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:44 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
I love the "thimble tits" X post. LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (5xuJ/)
Rumors of a "MAGA Rift" Have Been Greatly Overstated (By Saboteurs Paid by Hostile Foreign Governments, Lunatics, and Assorted Sex Criminals)
OSZ
@OpenSourceZone 5h Donald Trump's Approval on Iran among MAGA 🟢 Approve: 87%
🔴 Disapprove: 6% Economist/YouGov poll | 3/13-3/16
🚨 BREAKING: CNN was just FORCED to report that nearly 90% of the MAGA base SUPPORTS President Trump's military campaign against Iran
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 17, 2026
"MAGA GOP...look at this! Nearly 9 in 10, 89% APPROVE!"
"Just 9% disapprove of it. This is TREMENDOUSLY popular among the Republican base." 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/k03H5oKoSD
BREAKING: Poll after poll shows that there is no split in MAGA on Iran.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 11, 2026
Even CNN and NBC are showing favorability towards Trump’s decision. pic.twitter.com/GvspFXIzYj
The IDF confirms killing Basij paramilitary force commander Gholamreza Soleimani in a strike in Iran overnight. Soleimani was targeted while at a tent camp that was recently established by the Basij. According to the IDF, the Basij set up the camp after the military struck many of the headquarters of the paramilitary force. In addition, the strike also killed the deputy commander of the Basij and other top officials in the paramilitary force, the IDF says. Basij commander Gholamreza Soleimani in an undated photo (Social Media) The IDF confirms killing Basij paramilitary force commander Gholamreza Soleimani in a strike in Iran overnight. Soleimani was targeted while at a tent camp that was recently established by the Basij. According to the IDF, the Basij set up the camp after the military struck many of the headquarters of the paramilitary force. In addition, the strike also killed the deputy commander of the Basij and other top officials in the paramilitary force, the IDF says.
The Basij is known for its role in violently suppressing anti-regime protests, and is believed to be responsible for countless deaths of Iranian civilians. Meanwhile, top Palestinian Islamic Jihad leader Akram al-Ajouri and other top officials in the terror group were targeted by the IDF in a strike on Wednesday, according to the military. The military believes al-Ajouri was likely killed in the strike, but says it is still working to confirm this.
IRGC commanders are also deployed in southern Lebanon to direct Iran's proxy army Hezballah. As America's Sweetheart Ilhan "Omar" Nur would say, some people hit some buildings.
🚨 IRGC commanders booked 15 hotel rooms thinking they were safe, they weren’t.
— The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷 (@TheIranWatcher) March 17, 2026
Four IRGC commanders in Lebanon used multiple identities, reserved 15 rooms, then gathered in a single room and even disabled all hotel cameras.
Despite these precautions, an Israeli drone precisely… https://t.co/pWIkwyxy10 pic.twitter.com/rwULnwxkcG
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (sLLbN)
Which military? Presumably the Israeli, but I doubt there's much love lost between the regular Iranian army and the Basij.
Posted by: Strippers at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes = Strippers at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
I enjoy my Stockholm Syndrome....
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)
Another one bites the dust....
Hey... gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (sLLbN)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (f9h0J)
Taking up a new job in your old age?😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
They booked 15 rooms in the same hotel? Not 15 rooms in 15 different hotels?
If the Israelis knew that they were all in one specific hotel, surely it's easy enough to find out which specific room.
IRCG is really dumb, aren't they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
He is the most peace-loving president we have ever had.
He has brought freedom to Venezuela and now bringing peace to the Middle East without any boots on the ground.
We need him to be President For Life.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (abIsI)
I'd love to see someone do a deep dive on who is funding them.... because I'd guess it is NOT Americans.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Despite these precautions, an Israeli drone precisely
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huh...Cucker was afraid to leave an Israeli airport lounge..somebody is leaking the extent of IDF capabilities to him, in addition to all the other leaks he receives from traitors burrowed throughout the administration...
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:04 PM (GD0B3)
If the Israelis knew that they were all in one specific hotel, surely it's easy enough to find out which specific room.
IRCG is really dumb, aren't they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
And miss out on the group Discount????
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (GD0B3)
*BOOM*
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)
He makes all the other CNN talking heads look like idiots every time his numbers prove the talking heads are stupid, liars, or more.
Yet, the next day he again returns with some new positive Trump poll results, and the CNN'ers look stupid again. I know, a low bar, but....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (4nEGa)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (p7EWr)
Yeah, I heard California say it's not their war.
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (pvf3X)
Too many idiots on the internet
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:04 PM (GD0B3)
LOL, should we all chip in a couple of bucks and sent the Tuckster... a pager?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (mP0Kj)
Tim Pool, a leftwing potheaded opportunist, is also saying MAGA is dead.
I first listened to him because he said he was left-wing BUT he thought Trump made some good points. I took him to be some kind of canary in the coal-mine for the left.
But then it became clear he was clickwhore who was just telling me whatever I wanted to hear, a service that I did not need, because I can tell myself whatever I want to hear, and I'm smarter than Tim Pool and I don't (yet) need to wear a beanie 24/7/365.
His clickwhoring brought him to the Nazi left, where he now resides.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (GD0B3)
If the Israelis knew that they were all in one specific hotel, surely it's easy enough to find out which specific room.
IRCG is really dumb, aren't they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
And miss out on the group Discount????
Posted by: Romeo13
......
They should have used Trivago.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (abIsI)
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Online is not the real world.
And it's seemingly very easy to get a very large following on online platforms from a mixture of bots, third-worlders, leftists, and trolls to make one seem imposing.
Online.
Tucker endorsed a guy for a House primary a few weeks ago. The guy came in...sixth. If he'd had any influence, some kind of show would have happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (p7EWr)
we need to obey our next "Youth Vote Communicator" like we had to follow around the 13-year-old "conservative" (who then repudiated the GOP and proudly endorsed Barack Obama)!!!
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)
One skateboarding story too much for me years ago. The guys a total grifter and is on someone's payroll.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Romeo13
......
They should have used Trivago.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
Seems like a prime opportunity for...
A Captain Obvious Meme?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (mP0Kj)
I don't agree with everything Trump says or does. But I'll ride with him everyday over weak knee jackoffs!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (5NN2I)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (abIsI)
and Dan Caldwell
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
.......
And where oh where is poor Nancy Guthrie?
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (mYP08)
yes. Another Austere Religious Scholar with more blood on his hands than Jeffrey Dahmer.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (1wjle)
If the Israelis knew that they were all in one specific hotel, surely it's easy enough to find out which specific room.
IRCG is really dumb, aren't they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Now they're in 15 different Hefty bags.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (1rfYG)
The level of infiltration and intelligence is on another level.
Wow, this is really impressive.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (NpAcC)
They had the easel and sign set up in the lobby saying "IRCG Death to America Planning Meeting, Room 305 Please turn off cell phones"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)
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Fuentes' newest show apparently had him repeating the Obama Mideast mantra of degrading Israel and giving Iran nukes.
Who. The. Fuck. Thinks this guy has any influence over Republican voters?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (YbBfI)
I feel like I'm missing out on something.
Oh they're all sex criminals.
I was specifically thinking of Gay Foot Sex-Worship Enthusiast Glenn Greenwald.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)
It broke her spirit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (gwQdS)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (1wjle)
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I thought what Dahmer did was just love?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (gwQdS)
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"I'm a Christian who thinks Islam is awesome."
-a message apparently very popular with Muslims
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (ExV1e)
They had the easel and sign set up in the lobby saying "IRCG Death to America Planning Meeting, Room 305 Please turn off cell phones"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:11 PM (abIsI)
yes. Another Austere Religious Scholar with more blood on his hands than Jeffrey Dahmer.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (1wjle)
_________
Blood on his asshole too, just like Dahmer. I'll bet the level of homosexuality in this ARS crew is higher than a Puffy Daddy afterparty at Dom Lemon's house.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (y0LCM)
🟢 Approve: 87%
🔴 Disapprove: 6%
How far back would you have to go to find this kind of approval? Not the Desert Storms, not Korea, not the Nam… Was approval even that high for WW2?
Oh, "among MAGA." Well, that's a statistic of a somewhat different color, I suppose.
But, what do I know? I'm just a guy on a laptop in the middle of America.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 30 years of mindfulwebworks.com at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (EAEiW)
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really ? he looks in better shape then when he started, lost some weight, looks relaxed more or less
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)
The default Homepage for all Windows? MSN.com...
So if you are a low info type of person... and leave the default... you see MSN.com 'newspage'.
Which is so totally biased it does not even funny. It's Algorithm puts up blatant political propaganda articles portraying them as hard news.
And by default... this is what people will see. No way it does not influence the politically unaware.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)
I mean, if they were all reserved at the same time that would be flaggable. Hell, disabling the hotel cameras could be flaggable. I know everyone's used to CIA and MI6 bumblefuckery, but Mossad is very good at what they do. They have to be.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 04:13 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:13 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:13 PM (4NO2D)
Well, that Hotel.com review just went to hell.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (y0LCM)
They had the easel and sign set up in the lobby saying "IRCG Death to America Planning Meeting, Room 305 Please turn off cell phones"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 04:11 PM (abIsI)
Wait... Achmed, you brought your PAGER???
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:13 PM (+wInS)
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A country that the US has been bilaterally calling to be defanged for decades (except during Obama's term, that is).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (p7EWr)
Megyn Kelly and Tuq'r Carlson.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (GD2xa)
So if you are a low info type of person... and leave the default... you see MSN.com 'newspage'.
Which is so totally biased it does not even funny. It's Algorithm puts up blatant political propaganda articles portraying them as hard news.
Windows 11 by default puts that in your task bar so you're constantly bombarded with communism. Fortunately it can be disabled.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 04:13 PM (OoFl2)
Depends on who is paying her bills.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:15 PM (mP0Kj)
I don't agree with everything Trump says or does. But I'll ride with him everyday over weak knee jackoffs!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (5NN2I)
I can't think, off the top of my head, of anything Trump has done with which I disagree (not saying there's nothing, I just can't think of it) and I just ignore what he says since half the time it's bullshit to distract the idiots anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)
But, but, but… Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Tucker Carlson (with assorted hangers-on) all said Trump has lost touch with his base and they represent true MAGA, so how can this be?
Could the algorithm be wrong?
Who, exactly, is giving them all of these MAGA clicks?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)
If she first has the epiphany that her Pakistani audience isn't the audience sought by advertisers.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)
really ? he looks in better shape then when he started, lost some weight, looks relaxed more or less
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)
There's something rejuvenating about settling all family business.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 04:15 PM (y9nCu)
Megyn Kelly and Tuq'r Carlson.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (1wjle)
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So...a media whore who changes her feathers every six months and a guy who says that demons visited him in the night (who also bragged about talking Trump into into covid panic).
Whose audiences seem to be leftist AWFLs and third-world bots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:16 PM (p7EWr)
Well, that Hotel.com review just went to hell.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (y0LCM)
Well... it has a nice view, and the ventilation is supreme.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 04:16 PM (y0LCM)
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really ? he looks in better shape then when he started, lost some weight, looks relaxed more or less
I agree that he looks like he's aging, but OTOH, he has a shot at becoming the most consequential president since Ike, maybe even FDR. I'd accept aging as the price of greatness any day.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Riz8t)
Rogan has no opinions of his own that anyone cares about, outside of his UFC day job. He's a thing because he has a lot of interesting people on and unlike Sean Hannity he lets them talk.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)
His hair seems whiter and he just looks tired a lot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Yes, but the room service is terrible.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (y0LCM)
A slowpoke.
Posted by: wth
*snort
I have a tasteless one I need to save for the Cafe or ONT.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)
Our tax dollars at work, thanks to the autopen.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (vSvIl)
He ACTUALLY SAID that he didn’t understand why the president didn’t tell our Arab partners in the ME, I laughed my ass off. How many times do we have to have our adversaries tipped off and lose our element of surprise from some sympathetic faction in our partner’s government to learn that we’re sending our troops into harm’s way and never do that again? I’m sure the “Mustache of Crazy” never thought that our Middle Eastern “Partners” get to claim that the initial strike was unknown to them regarding attacks on a muslim country!
I guess the brilliance of our foreign policy “betters” manage to intentionally miss such salient facts! In
Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)
yeah Pool is disappointing
his being swatted really messed with him too
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (j+aD2)
The default Homepage for all Windows? MSN.com...
So if you are a low info type of person... and leave the default... you see MSN.com 'newspage'.
Which is so totally biased it does not even funny. It's Algorithm puts up blatant political propaganda articles portraying them as hard news.
Same with MacOS.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 04:18 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM
Our future former senate candidate in Texas, Talarico, thinks every religion is equal in searching for God. Christians, Buddhists, Muslims, Unitarians, all of them.
Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2026 04:18 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Archimedes
That, he's almost 80 & he only sleeps like 5 hours a night.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:18 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (j+aD2)
I guess the brilliance of our foreign policy “betters” manage to intentionally miss such salient facts! In
Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 04:17 PM (OTOad)
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Saudi Arabia was apparently urging Trump to hit Iran before the strikes started.
And Reuters is reporting today that the Arab states are urging Trump to finish the job in Iran because everyone in the region fucking hates the Islamic Republic and is tired of its bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (p7EWr)
I remember it happening to Obama too.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (DgMqy)
Osama bin Laden was a minor member of the House of Saud...
Nuff... said...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (mP0Kj)
So if you are a low info type of person... and leave the default... you see MSN.com 'newspage'.
Which is so totally biased it does not even funny. It's Algorithm puts up blatant political propaganda articles portraying them as hard news.
And by default... this is what people will see. No way it does not influence the politically unaware.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (mP0Kj)
The default at youtube is leftist also. Unless you know what you're looking for in order to break out of the bubble, it's there. Cloying. Suffocating. A suspicious person might think it was on purpose.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (j+aD2)
He makes all the other CNN talking heads look like idiots every time his numbers prove the talking heads are stupid, liars, or more.
Yet, the next day he again returns with some new positive Trump poll results, and the CNN'ers look stupid again. I know, a low bar, but....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Enten wants to keep his job after the Ellison Paramount takeover of Warner Brothers, parent company of CNN. Same reason that MSNBC used to have better political polling compared to Faux. Faux has sucked at political polling since the Obama era and on purpose probably.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
Whatever happened to moo moo?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)
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I know what all of you should be looking for on YouTube.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (p7EWr)
Actually not. The Safari default page shows whatever bookmarks you want. You're thinking of the easily ignored 'Apple News' app, which has abysmal viewership stats.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (2ocoG)
I disabled it by switching to Linux.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (ExV1e)
I remember it happening to Obama too.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM
Stress, and the HIV, but mostly...
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (VE6XX)
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Independents in polls are not registered independents.
It's all self-identification, which makes the label suspect, at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (p7EWr)
The default Homepage for all Windows? MSN.com...
It's good for a laugh. Over the weekend they were pimping a story about how one of the most important MAGA influencers had decided that Trump had gone too far.
Turns out the influencer was Milo.
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (p7EWr)
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I'm watching you complain about Bill and Ted right now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: It's me donna
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War has affected gas prices and the economy is still trying to recover from the long government shutdown and Bidenflation.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)
So you want to break out a Brown Bess and take shots at the Redcoats, Alex?
Not entirely following you here.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (j+aD2)
He looks very good for an 80 year old man, in my opinion.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (bNms3)
Posted by: rickb223 at
Funny. I knew some O'Shea's, Dan and Tim. Their folks missed their chance.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (p7EWr)
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I'm watching you complain about Bill and Ted right now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (ESVrU)
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Excellent!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (p7EWr)
On the bright side the IRGC commanders didn't fall for the exploding pager trick.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:22 PM (BnDlA)
I was specifically thinking of Gay Foot Sex-Worship Enthusiast Glenn Greenwald.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)
lol
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 04:22 PM (mYP08)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 04:22 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Riz8t)
If he manages to kill birthright citizenship and (some) election fraud, you'd have to go back to Lincoln, at least.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (OO5c2)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
He was apparently MTG's social media person for awhile about the time she shit her nest.
Destructive pos and objectively evil--tied in with some other wackos like John Mappin (scientologist), Candace via her husband George, etc. and he is not a citizen of the US, UK citizenship. Send his ass back to the UK as his visa has reportedly expired.
Nasty critter.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (y0LCM)
What Trump is proving with his foreign policy is that we never did need the "experts".
And they hate him for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (p7EWr)
*******
Has it really been 3 years? I have a family member that loves Tucker and Nick. We are constantly having texting wars.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (NpAcC)
I feel ... betrayed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
BRING IN THE GOATS!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (IBXdg)
I remember when Pete Hegseth's days were numbered. It was back in February.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)
we need to obey our next "Youth Vote Communicator" like we had to follow around the 13-year-old "conservative" (who then repudiated the GOP and proudly endorsed Barack Obama)!!!
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)
At almost 60, I ignore anyone under age 40 claiming to be a conservative. I just don't trust that their views are fully cooked.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (GD0B3)
I saw some guy on there babbling about movies once. It kept flipping back and forth between left and right facing camera angles until I got motion sick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (NpAcC)
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Well, he did say that he was going to Michigan in September of 2024 to rally against Trump.
He didn't go because he's a pussy who said that JD Vance's security was going to assassinate him, or something.
So, yeah, huge Trump supporter who was key in getting him elected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2026 04:18 PM (98kQX)
...Satan worshipers, Atheists, Aztec priests....
If you believe in everything you believe in nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (OO5c2)
BAAAAAA!
Posted by: goats at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (ULPxl)
The U.S. Senate advanced the SAVE America Act, 51‑48"
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
They need 60 or it's dead in the water unless they do the filibuster thing
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (OO5c2)
I saw some guy on there babbling about movies once. It kept flipping back and forth between left and right facing camera angles until I got motion sick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
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Sounds like an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (p7EWr)
I'll get to it, but today is Real BBC/TNME (on top of Side Scrollers) day.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 04:26 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 04:26 PM (pohLc)
The attacks on him are quite entertaining. He's definitely making someone important on the left really scared.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:26 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (p7EWr)
SmugAlana? Babymetal? Angry Cops?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: In my best Yoda voice at March 17, 2026 04:26 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: MkY(willowed) at March 17, 2026 04:27 PM (q6tQZ)
When I was saying he had the potential to be extremely consequential, I was practically laughed off this board. And so it goes. (Don't trust Rubio.)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)
They’ve all gone full on retard trying to stay relevant and pay their bills.
They’ve learned going full Candace gets a lot of clicks.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (j+aD2)
yes, "Tuesday’s 51-48 vote cleared the way for debate in the chamber and required only a simple majority. Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, was the lone Republican to join all Democrats in voting against the measure. Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., who had voiced concerns about wasting time that could be used for other legislating, did not vote."
for debate only; they are playing games
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Lady Who's Lovin It at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (JCLJi)
The U.S. Senate advanced the SAVE America Act, 51‑48"
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Advanced to what?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (VPPG8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (j+aD2)
For Women's Volleyball?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (+0Wk3)
So you want to break out a Brown Bess and take shots at the Redcoats, Alex?
Not entirely following you here.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Guy is spiraling downward after the lawsuit destroyed his platform and he never was the asset that some thought he was.
Frankly most of the alternative conservative media had the problem of being willing to say anything which is compared with the rest of the conservative media that was unwilling to say bad things about the Chamber of Commerce GOP that was selling the US to foreigners.
We need a happy medium and at least by flaming off the shysters of the alt reich right, the better and more sober types are being sought out by informed consumers of news. The others like Candace Ovens are like the Rando Housewives of X reality show where faux drama and faux outrage is being sold to pig ignorant, devoid of logic, audiences for keks.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (E4rtv)
Despite these precautions, an Israeli drone precisely struck their location and eliminated all four.
The level of infiltration and intelligence is on another level.
They brought their own dipping sauce!
Rhat was mighty sporting of those guys!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (xG4kz)
The U.S. Senate advanced the SAVE America Act, 51‑48"
Posted by: runner
........
Dammit. How on earth are any of us going to vote?
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: It's me donna
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War has affected gas prices and the economy is still trying to recover from the long government shutdown and Bidenflation.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)
If Trump is this popular and the Dems are this full of wackos the terms' meaning has changed. A slice of Indys now are Trumpists and a slice of Trump dislikers that are partially sane are Indys.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)
The U.S. Senate advanced the SAVE America Act, 51‑48"
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Advanced to what?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
Defeat if they don't do the talking filibuster
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (VE6XX)
Sure, but...
If I watch even one of those Breastfeeding Tutorials, it completely destroys my suggested videos.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)
In fairness, we are all mortal. No one ever said what the number was.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (ExV1e)
That makes no sense. All those religions believe different things. I guess as long as your politics are progressive it doesn't matter what you believe. But Muslims? They don't even believe in progressive politics.There is just a rec/green alliance until the Muslims gain control.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (rZCVI)
If I watch even one of those Breastfeeding Tutorials, it completely destroys my suggested videos.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (erF49)
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Gotta sign in as guest!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (p7EWr)
Is that pronounced Mickey?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)
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S*m**n* m*st h*v* st*l*n *ll th* v*w*ls....
Posted by: "P*rf*ss*r" Sq**rr*l at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Big Nostril at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 04:31 PM (sl73Y)
What I’d want to see is a poll asking 2024 Trump voters their view on the war. That’s would be more meaningful than some arbitrary definition of MAGA Republican.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 04:31 PM (hNsiU)
How far away was the drone operated from?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:31 PM (aZm/F)
yeah it was for the normal mens bracket
anyway submitted I just like them
and dislike duke sorry to all duke fans
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:31 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Labelled for life at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Big Nostril at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (skR0U)
Not really fair. Chick can smell the future.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (mYP08)
ah ok so just nonsense at this point
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (j+aD2)
The U.S. Senate advanced the SAVE America Act, 51‑48"
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Advanced to what?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
The third and final act of failure theater.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 04:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Advanced to what?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Debate. The SAVE act was brought up under a privileged message from the House and now debate on the issue has begun. We shall see what other procedural matters are raised along with amendments. Reportedly Thune is filling the tree with amendments so there is a votorama on those but not an unlimited free for all.
Cloture, either by changing the rules, Democrats crumble, or by exhaustion of all speakers (the talking filibuster) is the question as the SAVE act has the majority votes but short of the 60 for quick cloture to end debate and vote on the measure.
It may take up to 2-3 months depending on the Senate schedule for exhaustion and how many Dems want to actually speak. Meanwhile, it freezes those senators to have to stay in DC while it is going on.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (E4rtv)
I saw some guy on there babbling about movies once. It kept flipping back and forth between left and right facing camera angles until I got motion sick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
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Sounds like an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (p7EWr)
I've seen commercials with that crap. I never liked it when expensive news shows played that on TV 40 years ago to look costly. I just find when the dude is looking off to the side he seems to be lying.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (GD0B3)
If I watch even one of those Breastfeeding Tutorials, it completely destroys my suggested videos.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (erF49)
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Gotta sign in as guest!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (p7EWr)
Or delete it from your watch history.
I've had the same issue with those AI movie trailer videos.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: "P*rf*ss*r" Sq**rr*l
N*t m*
I swear to G*d there were all there when I left!
Posted by: MkY(willowed) at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (q6tQZ)
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That's a lame excuse and he knows it, the spineless weasel.
What legislating, exactly, is more pressing in the Senate?
Renaming a post office?
Approving another pay raise for themselves?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (ESVrU)
What I’d want to see is a poll asking 2024 Trump voters their view on the war. That’s would be more meaningful than some arbitrary definition of MAGA Republican.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 04:31 PM (hNsiU)
Since they can't verify aside from asking them, it still means nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)
At least that is what the Al Gore Rythms are tellin me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:34 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:25 PM (j+aD2)
They voted to open debate.
They're still not going to actually pass it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Approval levels inching up indicate you could be right. Last I saw, was about 47 percent and change.
Americans dislike war as a whole but they dislike ground wars with casualties far more than a relatively quick air campaign. Looks like Serbia-Kosovo so far but much larger in scope.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (2Ez/1)
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Wasn't it Tillis who just had everyone set aside time for a freaking dog show??? Yes, let's definitely not waste time on the SAVE Act.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: "P*rf*ss*r" Sq**rr*l at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM
Y're lmst thr! Jst ls th strcks!
Posted by: The Welsh at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 04:36 PM (OTOad)
That makes no sense. All those religions believe different things. I guess as long as your politics are progressive it doesn't matter what you believe. But Muslims? They don't even believe in progressive politics.There is just a rec/green alliance until the Muslims gain control.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 04:30 PM (rZCVI)
Progressive is the religion, the claimed religion is just window dressing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (E4rtv)
I never liked Alex’s style.
Some insight wrapped in crazy, theater kid ranting.
About the only political shows I watch since the election on YT are Lotus Eaters and Asmongold, and he’s only political half the time now.
The rest is just noise.
It is so tiresome.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)
Despite these precautions, an Israeli drone precisely struck their location and eliminated all four.
The level of infiltration and intelligence is on another level.
They brought their own dipping sauce!
Rhat was mighty sporting of those guys!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 04:29 PM (xG4kz)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candygram
Right. You're probably that Joo Droneshark.
....
Knock knock
Who's there?
Droneshark
*opens door*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (y9nCu)
Let Trump be Trump. It takes time to clean up the mess he was left with.
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (pvf3X)
They're still not going to actually pass it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (oSeBJ)
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Thune earned my respect with his ability to get the OBBB passed.
I'm holding off on calling him traitor until the SAVE act actually fails.
With it getting to this point, I'm changing my opinion on its likelihood of passage from 40-60 to 45-55.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (p7EWr)
I think if MAGA was split they would be happy to brag about it. Tucker and all them still call themselves MAGA.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)
Exactly...as if Obama would have stress being president. It was just play acting for that shitstain...no stress there because he didn't give a fuck. Just do whatever is against the interests of the US; if it works, great, if not, who cares, just try another gambit to fuck over the US. Rinse, repeat, ...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (XMwZJ)
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Wasn't it Tillis who just had everyone set aside time for a freaking dog show??? Yes, let's definitely not waste time on the SAVE Act.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (qBdHI)
A dog show would probably be a top 10 moment in a congressional session.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:33 PM (GD0B3)
They bought into the hype. If you 'subscribe' to a channel, they call you a follower. You get youbuters who'll say, "Hey, follow my channel, it doesn't cost anything." Which is true, but it also doesn't mean anything.
But these folks look at their follower numbers and think they're important. Sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (ExV1e)
They're still not going to actually pass it.
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Of course not.
These senators hate the idea of representative government.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (vSvIl)
You're thinking of the easily ignored 'Apple News' app, which has abysmal viewership stats.
Posted by: Ian S
Yes, it was Apple News. I installed MacOS in a virtual machine on my PC today and was playing around with it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (Cqx++)
He has the intel, he has the team, he's directing (and winning) the worldwide war on all continents. Should I not support him because he phrases some tweets in an unbecoming manner?
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (XMwZJ)
They worship a little green talking lizard.
Posted by: Whose name is Flo at March 17, 2026 04:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 04:38 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Saggy Boobs Rule! at March 17, 2026 04:38 PM (wh+qF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
My new "favorite" thing that you Tube does - since I have it set to pay no attention to what I actually watch - is tossing a bunch of Islamic sermons in the recommended videos.
I'm going to start downvoting them soon.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (a+4eV)
No progress in those talks. Green dildo manufacturers are running out of warehouse space since there's no demand now.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)
With it getting to this point, I'm changing my opinion on its likelihood of passage from 40-60 to 45-55.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (p7EWr)
If the SAVE act is passed and signed into law, I'll create 100 accounts and like/subscribe to your page with every single one of them.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 04:35 PM (qBdHI)
He'd just bought a new dress for the occasion and had no other reason to wear it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)
It’s more accurate since it’s binary. You did or didn’t vote for him. Defining maga Republican is more subjective.
Of course people will lie to pollsters either way. But if we assume the lies ratio is equal across the board, asking a binary question is a better indicator than one open to interpretation by the person who is asked.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)
I just need to relish the Trump time we have.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Mullah at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (Cqx++)
I only shot the sheriff...but you also got his deputy.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (ynpvh)
Starfleet Academy is so bad that more people have watched reviews of this shit show than the actual show.
Just a taste; the captain, who is female, sits in the captain's chair with her feet curled up, reading a book.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (aZm/F)
I'm going to start downvoting them soon.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (a+4eV)
Banning the channel also helps
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (vSvIl)
They voted to do their phony baloney jobs? Gee, thanks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (mYP08)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oSeBJ)
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I'm calling my Senators today!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (ndZc7)
They also might say "unless it involves overthrowing that Castro asshole"
Can't think of too many other exceptions.
There are exceptions to every rule. Besides which they trust Trump to a) get the job done and b) make sure he protects our troops.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)
That would be a classic kill 2 birds with one stone action.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Everything is fake and gay at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)
With lots of strippers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Everything is fake and gay at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (TbWk/)
Paid for by China, Russia, Iran and the Democratic party...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:43 PM (ynpvh)
As predicted, the mullahs and the IRGC are at each other's throats.
IRAN IN CHAOS: PRESIDENT WANTS OUT
"There’s a real upheaval in Iran... President Pezeshkian is considering resigning from his post."
Channel 14's Senior Iran Analyst @DBalazada
explains what inside sources tell him is happening today inside the government:
Pezeshkian is reportedly "exceptionally angry" at the Revolutionary Guards, accusing them of "reckless" conduct. He claims the failure to protect Ali Larijani was not negligence, but a deliberate move to ensure his elimination.
The IRGC is reportedly "very pleased" with Larijani’s death, having already prepared an "elimination dossier" on him and his brother.
The bottom line - Iran is transitioning into an extremist military regime where Mojtaba Khamenei acts as a mere "puppet" of the Revolutionary Guards, who completely control the country.
https://is.gd/oJLHx4
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)
Some insight wrapped in crazy, theater kid ranting.
About the only political shows I watch since the election on YT are Lotus Eaters and Asmongold, and he’s only political half the time now.
The rest is just noise.
It is so tiresome.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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The good ones often are written only on X without the bug eyed video delivery from too many podcasters.
I prefer written news and analysis because it is far less tedious to pick out problematic assertions, factual inaccuracies, and jumps of logic that are often employed by carny media types.
I also read far faster than I can listen to spoken blather, mugging at the camera, etc.
If analysis requires video, stills,etc. as evidence, then worthwhile, otherwise just to hear someone ranting is worthless to me. Same usually for talk radio. Rush was fine as he was entertaining as well as factual when alternative sources were scarce. Hannity, awful and robotic. Levin is a smart guy from his books but you wouldn't know that from his radio show Old Yeller persona. Savage weirdly enough was like Art Bell, strange but also entertaining at times even with just weirdness.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)
Venezuela
Cuba
Iran
Russia
That leaves, amongst the asshole brigade:
China
North Korea
North Korea has gotten VERY quiet. So has China.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (L6dcX)
But he said that’s not the interesting statistic. He said of the subset of scum bags he takes down for sexual assaults (esp young girls like 12-14), 80-85% are Hispanic-central and South American. He said they have zero boundaries with young girls.
So this story (as well as many others) is so unsurprising since “the youth” was Central American.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (np2zX)
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Willowed
A survey of Hispanic women revealed +80% have been sexually assaulted.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (Vh9CX)
The head of the Basij force -- the volunteer "morality police" and regime killers who slaughtered dissidents last month -- was also killed in an airstrike along with his top deputy.
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Why would anybody volunteer for that?
Oh -- right.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (nqb3H)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Costumed Urban Justice Activist at March 17, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)
https://is.gd/oJLHx4
Posted by: Archimedes
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Interesting. Almost like the KGB coup against Gorbachev in the dying days of the Soviet Union. All we need now is an Iranian Yeltsin.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 17, 2026 04:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)
They also might say "unless it involves overthrowing that Castro asshole"
Can't think of too many other exceptions.
There are exceptions to every rule. Besides which they trust Trump to a) get the job done and b) make sure he protects our troops.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 04:42 PM (L6dcX)
Using our spare time to hose out the rancid corners of "Fortress Western Hemisphere" is obvious good sense. And like many things the elite doesn't want us to do it has turned out to be pretty easy.
Soon the biggest cancerous blob will be Europe/EU/Islam axis, which we can chip away at slowly.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:43 PM (ynpvh)
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Out of a loosely defined movement of millions of people, it should be easy to find dozens, even hundreds or thousands of people who decide that their mental version of MAGA pre-2025 is now not becoming a reality for whatever reason.
Who genuinely thought that, say, Trump was all about crushing a specific regulation on the running of waterways through commercial properties that hasn't been repealed and that's why MAGA is falling apart now. And then they say it's because of wars or something and YouTube's algo promotes them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (pohLc)
Starfleet Academy is so bad that more people have watched reviews of this shit show than the actual show.
Just a taste; the captain, who is female, sits in the captain's chair with her feet curled up, reading a book.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (aZm/F)
A YouTuber named JesterBell has done a running review of Starfleet Academy and it's very good. The review, not the show. This poor girl though...by the end of the last episode she had this haunting thousand-yard stare. I honor her sacrifice of watching this mind-wrecking shit so we don't have to.
Posted by: Probably has PTSD now at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (TbWk/)
Cucker could have 1M views every video and it’s meaningless since you can find 1M people in the world who think Elvis is alive and living on Mars.
I also don’t think these polls prove it the other way much because of the self selection bias in maga identification.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Me, I think he's actually pushing up daisies.
Or maybe pansies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (IG3/x)
oh man
that is awful
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:45 PM (j+aD2)
what's the definition of "sexual assault" these days? We know they can't define "woman"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)
that has been an ongoing op since last Jan 20th so I scornfully dismiss / ignore it whenever seen.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 04:48 PM (MIIRH)
Don't judge culture, bigots!
- Karen McWinebox
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (L6dcX)
China just shit canned most of their Top Military folks, for 'some reason'... and has huge Economic problems.
Historically, China has gone through periods of isolationism... I think their pendulum is swinging that way... just don't see how it works in the modern world economy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Probably has PTSD now at March 17, 2026 04:46 PM (TbWk/)
Yes, another named "Disparu" had to take about 6 shows in a row including Ring of Power 1 and 2. He's a shell of his former self.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Norks fired off some missiles into the Pacific a couple of days ago.
379 Source AP, Marhc 14th.
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea on Saturday fired about 10 ballistic missiles toward the eastern sea, South Korea's military said, staging its own show of force as the rival South conducts a joint military exercise with the United States.
South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said the missiles were fired from an area in Sunan, the site of Pyongyang's international airport, and flew about 350 kilometers (220 miles).
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (E4rtv)
https://is.gd/WVAIjX
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
With help of Cuba the percent of Carbon Filth that is dumped into the atmosphere was reduced by 0.0000004 % which will reduce the Global Climate by 0.00000000072 %.
Keep up the good work and I thank you from my 15,000 Sq Ft house on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: Al Gore at March 17, 2026 04:50 PM (dm7SR)
oh man
that is awful
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 04:45 PM (j+aD2)
what's the definition of "sexual assault" these days? We know they can't define "woman"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)
It's a fair question since "sexual assault" has been defined to include everything from catcalling and wolf-whistling to an "unwanted approach" in a club or bar. I'd also want to know the sample size, survey questions, manner of conducting the survey, demographics, etc.
Posted by: Real SA is serious but skepticism is warranted at March 17, 2026 04:51 PM (TbWk/)
Depends on who you ask. Some women on tiktok will say that it's when a man they don't find attractive glances at them. I like to think that most women don't think that way.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
"If the past decade has taught us anything, it's that our media failed us when we needed them most. When the most dangerous man ever to run for higher office enter the scene in 2015, the media had countless opportunities to bury him before he ever got started. The housing discrimination lawsuit. The use of undocumented labor. The six bankruptcies. Stiffing hundreds of contractors. Trump University. The two dozen rape and sexual assault allegations. A single one of these would have completely derailed a major party presidential candidate in previous election cycles. Hell, we lost Howard Dean because of an akward scream in 2004. But with Trump it was different. With Trump there was so much there that our media not only chose to ignore a single thing, they chose to ignore it all."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 04:52 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Motel al-Mossadi at March 17, 2026 04:52 PM (gb3qv)
https://is.gd/WVAIjX
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
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lol That was good. I liked shows when men were men and would obviously bone the most beautiful women, alien or not.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:53 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)
I thought he morphed into JoeXiden and then the mighty tb3k got him again. I can't think of who the current contrarian in the comments is.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 17, 2026 04:53 PM (cO6oP)
Good. Lord. What color is the sky in this person's world?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 04:44 PM (L6dcX)
China just shit canned most of their Top Military folks, for 'some reason'... and has huge Economic problems.
Historically, China has gone through periods of isolationism... I think their pendulum is swinging that way... just don't see how it works in the modern world economy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (mP0Kj)
I was never hugely worried about China as trade advantages can be rolled back as long as the rest of the world doesn't deindustrialize like the globalists wanted us to do. In terms of projecting military power their lack of land routes and sea power make it hard to get far. We and Japan both had a hell of a time even getting at each other in WWII.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Fairfax "Teen" at March 17, 2026 04:54 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2026 04:54 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (aZm/F)
Gay Klingon named Jayden (no, really) raised in a polycule. Some other homo who barfs glitter. No, really. He's so gay he barfs glitter. And it just gets worse.
Posted by: They're all gay, retarded, or both at March 17, 2026 04:54 PM (TbWk/)
https://is.gd/WVAIjX
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM
International Talk Like William Shatner Day is only 5 days away!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 04:54 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2026 04:55 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:55 PM (aZm/F)
Depends on who you ask. Some women on tiktok will say that it's when a man they don't find attractive glances at them. I like to think that most women don't think that way.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
A woman dresses sexy wanting the RIGHT MAN to look at her, not the wrong ones...and that right man is probably Mr. Wrong...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:55 PM (aZm/F)
Not the one that specializes in holding prisoners.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (+Evw/)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 04:37 PM (pvf3X)
And he was left a large, deep, putrescent mess that would make buzzard puke.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (g8Ew8)
Didn’t they do that annoying Safety Dance eighties song?
Reminds me of the Romantics concert that I went to where Wang Chung was the first act. They only had two songs and played Everybody Wang Chung tonight three times. What a waste of a great buzz!
Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
This way of thinking is how we got the "1 in 4" slogan from Take Back the Night folks.
Posted by: Defined as to lose all meaning at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM (aZm/F)
Gay Klingon named Jayden (no, really) raised in a polycule. Some other homo who barfs glitter. No, really. He's so gay he barfs glitter. And it just gets worse.
Posted by: They're all gay, retarded, or both at March 17, 2026 04:54 PM (TbWk/)
Written and directed by Sulu?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (ynpvh)
(I got C's in spanish)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw).
Around here they combine them with wedding/baby showers...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 04:58 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (ynpvh)
And if the wrong one looks that's sexual assault. Rapey male gaze and all.
Posted by: Defined as to lose all meaning at March 17, 2026 04:58 PM (TbWk/)
The usual suspects are all wearing a self-inflicted "Scarlet Letter" and it was put on with a Sharpie. So, it's not coming off.
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)
Good. Lord. What color is the sky in this person's world?
Posted by: Archimedes
Wombat.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 04:59 PM (D6yEl)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
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Good point.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:59 PM (aZm/F)
"If the past decade has taught us anything, it's that our media failed us when we needed them most. When the most dangerous man ever to run for higher office enter the scene in 2015, the media had countless opportunities to bury him before he ever got started.
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One of Trump’s advantages, even if double edged, is that the Trump haters' allegations are so extreme that it weakens all the anti-Trump propaganda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)
Thanks Barry !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ayatolla Mojtaba Khamenei at March 17, 2026 05:00 PM (My2aF)
Posted by: Ripley at March 17, 2026 05:00 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (ynpvh)
Actually, no. And interestingly I seem to recall that George Takei was unhappy with AbramsTrek retconning Sulu as gay because it wasn't canon.
Posted by: Not what I expected at March 17, 2026 05:00 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 17, 2026 05:00 PM (YRbr9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)
The fact that so many people took to their Victorian fainting couches over the private use of the pussy was hilarious.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 04:53 PM
Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.
Posted by: Martia at March 17, 2026 05:01 PM (0sNs1)
"If the past decade has taught us anything, it's that our media failed us when we needed them most. When the most dangerous man ever to run for higher office enter the scene in 2015, the media had countless opportunities to bury him before he ever got started.
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One of Trump’s advantages, even if double edged, is that the Trump haters' allegations are so extreme that it weakens all the anti-Trump propaganda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)
The poster is right, but not in the way they think. By making the opposition party 100 percent insane, the MSM discredited themselves and make it impossible for them to rule the country for very long if they do cheat to get in. We were provoking nuclear war within a few months of Biden taking office.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:02 PM (8avO+)
Pretty much any of them that came to this country illegally across the southern border had that experience en route. Otherwise, I don't know. Cultural thing, maybe.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 17, 2026 05:02 PM (QaH55)
https://is.gd/WVAIjX
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 04:49 PM
Spock is also on upright bass, an instrument certain members of The Horde hold in high regard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (ynpvh)
Actually, no. And interestingly I seem to recall that George Takei was unhappy with AbramsTrek retconning Sulu as gay because it wasn't canon.
Posted by: Not what I expected at March 17, 2026 05:00 PM (TbWk/)
Well, Kirk was pansexual when it came to alien women...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Fairfax "Teen"
It sorrows me to see Virginia come to that. Nearly 400 years for my family, and now we're gone.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:04 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:03 PM (ynpvh)
He got off by playing a weird flute?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 04:56 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Penguins of the World at March 17, 2026 05:04 PM (0sNs1)
Pretty much any of them that came to this country illegally across the southern border had that experience en route. Otherwise, I don't know. Cultural thing, maybe.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder"
That's nothing. At least 95% of white college women have been raped multiple times.
Posted by: Ripley at March 17, 2026 05:04 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:03 PM (ynpvh)
The best part was even when he met a race where the women could cry a love potion, he still dumped her once some work needed to be done.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)
@TGTM_Official
Breaking: The Chinese Communist Party’s national supercomputing center has been hacked.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 05:05 PM (qY8mM)
Posted by: St. Pat at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat
It's a fair question since "sexual assault" has been defined to include everything from catcalling and wolf-whistling to an "unwanted approach" in a club or bar.
Posted by: Real SA
If sexual assault and sexual battery are defined the same way as the non-sexual versions, that's probably true.
Assault is when I get in your face and yell at you.
If I poke you in the chest with an index finger to emphasize my point, it's battery.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (D6yEl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (YsPj+)
But only the innies, not the outies...Sulu liked those.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM
Everyone should blow the pan flute once in their lives.
Posted by: Zamfir at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
This makes me laugh. If the past decade has taught anything, it's that fukkin Democrats are unable to learn a fukkin thing. They are simply too stupid to learn anything, which is why they continuously champion the same stupid shit that fails again and again.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:03 PM
It don't matter when it's Arcturian, baby.
Posted by: Corporal Frost at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Oldcat
It's a fair question since "sexual assault" has been defined to include everything from catcalling and wolf-whistling to an "unwanted approach" in a club or bar.
Posted by: Real SA
If sexual assault and sexual battery are defined the same way as the non-sexual versions, that's probably true.
Assault is when I get in your face and yell at you.
If I poke you in the chest with an index finger to emphasize my point, it's battery.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (D6yEl)
And if you throw a AAA at someone, that battery with a battery...and if its a good battery, there'll be a charge, too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 04:57 PM (ynpvh)
To his credit, IIRC, George Takei disagreed with ghey Sulu in nuTrek because Sulu's character was not gay. In fact, Sulu's daughter was helming the Enterprise in, sigh, "Generations".
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (YZhRl)
Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM
Oh Noes! The Fire Next Time.
Prepare for disappointment, Coach.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (4NO2D)
Illegal Alien 19-Year-Old High School Student Keeps Groping Girls As Young as Thirteen, Between the Legs "Front to Back";
Fairfax County School District Has Covered It Up a Year and Won't Expel Him
This 19 year old high school student -- anyone want to take the under on that alleged age? Because I'll take the over -- is a junior.
I'll give you a second to recover from your shock at learning that.Matt WhitlockThey just want to "breathe" and live freely and rape your pre-teen daughters. Is that so wrong?
@MattWhitlock Absolutely radicalizing story. A 19-year-old illegal enrolled as a junior at Fairfax High has been sexually assaulting students as young as 13 ALL YEAR. Fairfax covered it up despite 12 reports from girls. Fairfax want to release him AND they won't allow him to be deported.
Descano is the Soros prosecutor who routinely drops all charges on dangerous violent criminals, especially if they're from a Protected Race.
Nick Minock
@NickMinock 🚨New: Fairfax County parents tell me their girls were groped in between their legs front to back during school by an adult male student who happens to be an illegal immigrant and that this has been happening the entire school year. Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools. Today, Steve Descano's prosecutor Jenna Sands agreed to release the suspect from jail. The judge said no. ICE lodged a detainer. ICE says Fairfax County Sheriff Stacey Kincaid isn't honoring their detainer.
Here's some of his recent work:
🚨DEVELOPING: The office of Fairfax County Commonwealth’s Attorney Steve Descano has dropped the charges against a suspect (Julio Pasqual Sejas) who shot two women at a KinderCare daycare in Springfield, where dozens of children were inside. (H/t WJLA’s Nick Minock) pic.twitter.com/aKadU89xeo
— Michelle Maxwell ™ (@MichelleMaxwell) March 13, 2026
🚨New: Fairfax County parents tell me their girls were groped in between their legs front to back during school by an adult male student who happens to be an illegal immigrant and that this has been happening the entire school year.
Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public… pic.twitter.com/NNBNmZRnrR
Yet another 27 year old illegal alien "high school teen." Thank Biden/Harris and the communist democrat party for visiting this never-ending plague of grifters, rapists and murderers upon us.https://t.co/MzDgZG0I1P pic.twitter.com/AA5NsJ5JR8
— Elvis Trump (@Elvis_Trump) March 14, 2026
🚨FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA: Israel Christopher Flores-Ortiz, a 19-year-old ILLEGAL ALIEN from El Salvador, has been arrested for assault and battery against MULTIPLE high school girls while enrolled in a local high school.
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) March 17, 2026
Flores-Ortiz illegally entered the United States in 2024 and… pic.twitter.com/Ez7K8FdT8C
An adult Fairfax High School student has been charged with nine counts of assault and battery amid accusations that he was groping girls in the halls during school. 7News Reporter Nick Minock was the first to break this story and spoke exclusively with the victims' parents. "There's a group of about 12 individuals that have reported this assault," one mother told 7News. "It was all perpetrated by a single individual who is a stranger to the girls. He just sneakily walked up behind them and put his hand in between their legs. It was not just a butt smack or a butt grab. It was a groping of a private area. It had been occurring for several months." Israel Flores Ortiz is almost 19 years old, and he's in the 11th grade at Fairfax High School.This being Fairfax, Virginia, where illegal alien savages are not only permitted but encouraged to rape American citizens, the girls who reported this monster are now being bullied by the children of leftwing Kamala voting parents.
On Friday, Judge Dipti Pidikiti-Smith denied Ortiz's request to be released from jail, even after Fairfax County Commonwealth's Attorney Steve Descano's office agreed to Ortiz's bail request. The judge said the proposed bail request didn't properly protect the public. About a dozen girls have come forward to report that Ortiz put his hands in between their legs, grabbed their private parts in the front, and moved his hands to their butts while in the school's hallways. "What do you think about your experience so far with the school system handling this situation?" Minock asked two of the mothers, who agreed to speak on camera. "Abysmal, abysmal," one mother told 7News. "I think from the very beginning, Fairfax County has attempted to diminish what happened to these girls." Parents of several of the girls tell 7News they are furious with Fairfax County Public Schools. "They have attempted to sweep it under the rug," one mother said, "They sent out a letter last night." "After we demanded it, multiple parents demanded that there be a letter before we got it," one of the mothers exclaimed. "But it was a completely sanitized letter," the first mother continued.
The parents told 7News FCPS' description of what happened has caused bullying. "The girls have experienced harassment and bullying from peers at school, including people that they once thought were their friends, and the letter that they sent out, referencing it only as buttocks touching, just adds fuel to rumors that they were just attention seeking," one mother told 7News. ... 7News asked FCPS if they will allow Ortiz to come back to school, and why FCPS didn't address his alleged behavior sooner if it was happening all school year? ... 7News has also now learned Ortiz is an illegal immigrant from El Salvador who crossed the southern border in 2024 and was released under federal government policy at that time. Immediately after his arrest last week, ICE issued a detainer for Ortiz in order to deport him, but ICE told Nick that the Fairfax County Sheriff is not honoring that detainer. "Unfortunately, sanctuary politicians like Gov. (Abigail) Spanberger are outlawing cooperation with ICE and choosing to RELEASE criminal illegal aliens from their jails back onto their communities to create more American victims," an ICE spokesperson told 7News. "We are calling on Fairfax County to honor our detainer to ensure this violent criminal is removed from our country so he can never claim another victim again."That's because the Soros prosecutor refuses to charge this as sexual battery -- only simple battery (and only because his preferred strategy of just letting this monster continue to grab 13 year old girls by the genitals caused too much heat).
Even if Ortiz is convicted, he likely wouldn't spend much time behind bars.
Make Millstones Great Again pic.twitter.com/iS7gYLjbCz
— Biden'smissingbrain (@jamesnoble57257) March 13, 2026
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Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (Riz8t)
Fairfax County School District Has Covered It Up a Year and Won't Expel Him
Used to be, an out of state uncle would have ended him by now.
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Stop voting for it, Archimedes!
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (p7EWr)
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We...didn't think that was an option...
Did we miss something?
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Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
We know you vote for it!
Oh no! They're on to me!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
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It's that screw of yours.
It just screws with your head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (4MsaP)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (3aeIr)
We...didn't think that was an option...
Did we miss something?
Not only is the federal government ready to swoop in, the rest of VA wants to kick NoVa's ass as well.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Riz8t)
Oh and the left's argument at the time was since the girl had gone to the girl's bathroom she was asking for the tranny to rape her...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (2GVsD)
Like all jokes, it's funny because it's true.
Make people angry enough and the illegal problem will get solved in a MUCH less humane way.
And giving them impunity to go after people's daughters is a really great way. (If the men aren't neutered like in England.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (5a4tQ)
Not all of it, but some of it for sure. Unfortunately, I live in that part.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
A wave of events honoring Cesar Chavez have been pulled amid “troubling allegations” made against the civil rights leader.
The United Farm Workers union said in a statement on Tuesday it will halt celebrations after learning of “profoundly shocking” allegations against one of the union’s Chicano founders.
The union pointed out claims have been made that Chavez “behaved in ways that are incompatible with our organization’s values.
“Some of the reports are family issues, and not our story to tell or our place to comment on,” it read. “Far more troubling are allegations involving abuse of young women or minors.”
Those allegations include that “very young women or girls may have been victimized,” by its founder.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (7QruM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cold Turkey at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: He'll have fun in girls' juvie at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (+wInS)
-25 yo high school student
Nope. All good, keep doing what you are doing.
- Soros 'prosecutor'
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (pDt9x)
I hate this world. I hate that this happens. I hate that Democrats are so stupid that "that thing" keeps happening and "they don't know why".
I don't blame the kids.
I absolutely blame the parents.
And the predator. That one should be {redacted} into a {redacted}.
Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (OLWPs)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (OTOad)
Trump's approach to Venezuela and Iran are the way.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: Mark1971
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The wrath of grapes.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (+wInS)
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I thought love was love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)
All he would need to be is for abortion and open borders and it wouldn't matter who he killed.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (OoFl2)
I hate this world. I hate that this happens. I hate that Democrats are so stupid that "that thing" keeps happening and "they don't know why".
I don't blame the kids.
I absolutely blame the parents.
And the predator. That one should be {redacted} into a {redacted}.
Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen
But I'M the bad guy for having solutions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)
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IIRC he was against illegal immigration. Wonder if that has anything to do with it.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)
I strongly suspect that this was brown-on-brown sexual assault, which ranks so low down the list of Leftwing Priorities it might as well be legal.
Nobody cares about hispanics illegals sexually assaulting other hispanics.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)
This is the best comment so far.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)
Fighting the patriarchy and the oppression of not-hot guys trying to talk to them.
Posted by: And making enraged TikToks about it at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM
Soon.
Posted by: Pride Month at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Virginia Democrats at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)
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"Men need to step up and defend women in public spaces."
-chick who wanted Daniel Penny to burn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (2GVsD)
Until someone is given the unadmired healthcare CEO treatment, this will continue. That's where it's at.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (y+qgR)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03
What does this even mean, exactly?
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)
He was, but I think he eventually caved on that issue.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (CNl8/)
https://is.gd/YTnrEB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7)
We already have the laws on the books to stop this shit... yet for some reason, the DOJ won't pull the trigger.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (MIIRH)
Any GOPer objecting to the groping is instantly invalidated because they haven't called for the impeachment of the groper in chief, who has literally bragged about doing so.
These are the undocumented people who should be deported, no real controversy here. placing his illegal immigrant status at the forefront of the title, rather than focusing on his actions, makes this overtly political.
How's the weather in Russia? You don’t even live in the east coast and you’re trying to create dissent here. No one is okay with assault, but that also doesn’t give credence to your anti-immigrant propaganda.
Meanwhile all the white guys that groped us at ‘Fairfax County High School’ are now in high paying government jobs.
MAGA doesn't care about girls at all, no one is fooled by this selective outrage. I went to this school and if the girls needed protection from anything it’s the white boys that go here by a mile.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sloucho at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (B9ht/)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (uQzkA)
*misses pitch sailing across plate*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM
As The Horde's chemists often will say, it's better to be part of the solution than part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (0sNs1)
Perfect alignment of maladministration.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (2GVsD)
*Be sure to use enough weight and put holes in the bags so the gases don't allow him to rise.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Virginia Democrats at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (zG4BR)
perilously accurate!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Paul Kersy at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
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Are they saying that female, Democrat dominated administrations of schools are letting white guys off from accusations of groping?
Man, women Democrats sound awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)
If I was one of those girls' parents, EVERYONE involved-school officials, DA, the alien, and these cunt parents-would need to move to Nebraska under fake names. They would live every day of their miserable lives in mortal fear.
Posted by: UGAdawg
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And then you would vote in a fresh bunch of Democrats.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: CTHillary at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Vpqw1)
Where tf are the DADS? AYFKM? I’m as disgusted with them as I am the perp.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM
This.
Posted by: 4chan at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
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Remember, Reddit is a real place.
It's called Canada.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Bleep at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (gwQdS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (zjgNU)
AMEN!!!
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (2GVsD)
‘ They keep voting for it.
Why the outrage?’
IDGAF whether they voted for it or not. It shouldn’t be happening. If they voted for this then voting isn’t for them.
I have no moral qualms about taking their choices away.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (jbnUc)
Where tf are the DADS? AYFKM? I’m as disgusted with them as I am the perp.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (W2Pud)
They are a bunch of Leftist geldings is what they are.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (ky7/T)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)
California. Never has a place been fucked up so bad by people who had so much in the palm of their hands.
Well, I'm goin' out west out on the coast
Where the California girls are really the most
Where they walk and I'll walk
They twist and I'll twist
They shimmy and I'll shimmy
They fly and I'll fly
Well, they're out there a-havin' fun
In that warm California sun...
Posted by: The Rivieras at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (/1l9x)
But its even worse than we feared. They were even crazier and more destructive than imaginable. Seriously if I wrote a post about this happening and the criminals being released dozens of times in 2010, you'd have all called me crazy. And you may have been right, but here we are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (PYyV9)
The turn speeding towards us next is either local parents "take care" of this horrendous shit as it occurs, or "our" government sides with these fucking perverts and goes full UK.
I am betting, all in, on the former.
And will never give in to the latter.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Bleep at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (gwQdS)
I mean let's say some father's abscond with this guy.
Let's say they take him out to a forest and administer corporal punishment with baseball bats and crowbars.
Let's say they take the body for disposal to a pig farm in neighboring West Virginia.
Let's say they return home with a sense of satisfaction.
The end.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
So the waste disposal system finally broke down? Too many idiots flushing wipes down the loo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Suetonius at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (aqpzL)
https://youtu.be/Sr0z7s9g_iY
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (Y1sOo)
Because if they charge with Sexual Assault, as he is 19 and they are like 16? it becomes Sexual Assault on a Minor... which weirdly enough it does not look like there is any differentiation in Virginia law unless they are under 13... but would make it harder for the MSM to ignore.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (mP0Kj)
-chick who wanted Daniel Penny to burn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (p7EWr)
We tried "stepping up." For our troubles we got ridiculed, exploited, emasculated, demeaned, divorced, cast aside, our fortunes and property stripped from us, our children taken away and alienated, our futures wasted, our spirits destroyed, and our bodies imprisoned - and all the while mocked for all these things happening to us. So fuck it, men are done. Help yourselves from here on out.
Posted by: Done with getting kicked in the balls for doing right at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)
So the waste disposal system finally broke down? Too many idiots flushing wipes down the loo?
I believe the fire was in the laundry.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (OUMaO)
https://is.gd/YTnrEB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7)
So they are finally admitting they are dogshit?
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wLjpr)
I suspect one part of the feminist anger at men in general is that feminist men are in fact scum.
Since they don't spend time around normal men the assumption is that they are in fact worse then the Clintons and Weinsteins...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)
Chavez was not a hero.
He happened to dislike wetbacks. That is all.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (erF49)
https://youtu.be/Sr0z7s9g_iY
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Riz8t)
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It's weird. Chani's first appearance in the trailer is her loving the fact that she's having Paul's baby.
And at the end of the second film, she left in a huff because Paul wasn't being true to her.
The change to Chani is the only change that really bugs me in Villeneuve's adaptation, but I also know that he did it with a mind towards this third entry, though, you know, Chani never hated what Paul became in the sequel books.
Loved the radicalization of Jessica, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (p7EWr)
Swinjin! Cock-SUCKAH!
Posted by: Mr. Wu at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (TbWk/)
Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools.
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This isn't the Democrat party I voted for. I voted for the one with the condos and the private rooms.
Posted by: Private Winemom at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Done with getting kicked in the balls for doing right at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)
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Chivalry was a code of conduct for both sexes, not just men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (p7EWr)
So they are finally admitting they are dogshit?
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wLjpr)
My dog just objected to that comparison.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (2GVsD)
I'm a white guy graduate of McLean HS, in Fairfax Co., and I'm here to say that you are full of it, and were never groped.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
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Adaptation of Dune Messiah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (p7EWr)
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Maybe one of Christy Blasey Ford's beach friends is posting on Reddit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (Dv3i1)
These stupid mofos are going to get people killed by parents who've had enough someday.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (mYP08)
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
What you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes
I'm happy you know it
Posted by: Paul A. at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)
seriously? assuming they wanted to (demonrat voters, so big leap right there) they know perfectly well that if they did anything, they would be disowned by their wives and children and would be in court as paupers with a pd who can't speak english. let's not pretend we don't know how that deck is stacked.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (CVh/2)
Early reports and speculation often called the third movie Dune Messiah (or Dune: Messiah) because that's the source material, and Villeneuve has described it as the conclusion to his trilogy focused on Paul Atreides' story. However, the studio (Warner Bros.) and official listings confirmed the title as Dune: Part Three in mid-2025, continuing the numbering pattern from Part Two rather than using the book's subtitle.
The plot will follow the events of Dune Messiah, set about 12 years after Part Two, with Paul (Timothée Chalamet) as Emperor Muad'Dib dealing with the consequences of his jihad, political conspiracies, and personal struggles—making it a darker, more introspective story than the previous entries.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)
Dune 3, or child rape...
That are our choices at only comment number 112?
I also offered mostly nekkid Oscar THOTs.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)
Dune 3, or child rape...
That are our choices at only comment number 112?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM
Bulg may be along soon with the 'B' word.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)
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He wrote one.
He wrote the second one because everyone was thinking Paul was a hero instead of a monster. So, Dune Messiah makes it very clear that he's a monster. Equated explicitly to Hitler at one point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (p7EWr)
That are our choices at only comment number 112?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (dmDsy)
And yes, I'm not new here, it just seemed a little...soon. That's all.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (CNl8/)
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Uh, oh.
Posted by: Cesar Chavez Boulevard (nee Army Street) at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (+qfnT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
Hey!!
Posted by: AoSHQ at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Fairfax School Board at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM (2GVsD)
Bring back the old methods that bear no burden on the taxpayer. Gallows is an attractive alternative.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (y+qgR)
That's nice. I don't see how they have any say in the matter.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (gb3qv)
Can the feds sue for civil rights violations?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (abIsI)
Just expand DC. They didn't make it separate from the states for no reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Pamazon at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (b5MGU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM
Plie-s! Us, too!
Posted by: Ballet lovers at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Drawing and Quartering at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM
Plie-s! Us, too!
Posted by: Ballet lovers
We're good.
Posted by: Strippers at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (Riz8t)
@GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
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Pathological lying isn't a weakness. It's your strength.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)
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Squeezing the second half of the book into 20 minutes was...a mistake.
Ralph Bakshi adapting The Lord of the Rings mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (p7EWr)
I believe the fire was in the laundry.
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...and this damaged ops so much, Ford is leaving the theater!!11!
🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM
You know, despite being importuned multiple times, TMJ has so far not produced the Alan Smitheé retrospective.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)
And btw, nobody should have a chance to harass your sexually assaulted child. Because they’d be wondering if every single noise at night was someone going to say hello.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (ul/50)
I strongly suspect the 3rd movie is going to REALLY do a lot of rewriting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (PYyV9)
It's called Canada.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)
Bellevue
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (+wInS)
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Jessica: Your father never started a war.
UNLIKE TRUMP!!!
-Thousands of Lefty Viewers of the Trailer
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)
Every last one of them are cowards.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (ul/50)
I strongly suspect the 3rd movie is going to REALLY do a lot of rewriting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (PYyV9)
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Probably.
But Spaights and Villeneuve have, I think, a finger on the pulse of Herbert's central thesis in his novels.
Which, I think, is all that really matters.
I'm still really hoping we get to God Emperor so I can see WB spend $200 million on a giant CGI man-worm hybrid talking political economy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Hilarious AI video up on X
il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
Takes about 1:23 to watch. Motaba Khameini, Anderson Cooper, and Peter Bootyjuice all in one.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (MIIRH)
Not to mention the 25 to life sentences hanging over their heads.
Posted by: Let's you and him fight at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (TbWk/)
@GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
-
Pathological lying isn't a weakness. It's your strength.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (ndZc7)
If dyslexia is such a strength, why did Newsom take the time to unscramble the letters in his post?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal
Better to ignore the ones his son shat out supposedly using his notes. Everything after Chapterhouse is garbage.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (OUMaO)
Ralph Bakshi ran out of money so yes it ended very abruptly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I believe bulg may be in the middle of a one week time out.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
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Actually....
Duncan Idaho becomes another Kwisatz Haderach and defeats the long in hiding robot mind that launched the Butlurian Jihad. He also defeats an evil clone version of Paul raised by a clone version of the Baron Harkonnen.
Those books get REAL weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)
Forget a straw the last thing they'll ever eat is their own teeth and tongue.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
====
Yeah it's your retard superpower Dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (ul/50)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
======
Remember, Reddit is a real place.
It's called Canada.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)
________
The Mineshaft
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I believe bulg may be in the middle of a one week time out.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (sl73Y)
owo what's this?
Posted by: What hath bulg wrought? at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)
It’s your strength!
Then I guess you won't be needing that funding anymore, will you?
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (UMWMT)
Ralph Bakshi ran out of money so yes it ended very abruptly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (2GVsD)
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Ralph Bakshi was a terrible animator and people manager who should have died of a drug overdose 40 years ago and not even gotten an obituary in a major newspaper because he would have been so obscure as a failed underground comic artist.
He's still alive, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (p7EWr)
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
.......
dyslexia > diversity
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wife to a Papa Bear at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (ul/50)
I don't like sand.
Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (TbWk/)
Our system has weaknesses that leftist mutants and looters are gleefully exploiting. The weaknesses exist in places where the system assumed that "no sane, accomplished person who rose through the system would do that," and "if anyone actually did that, the public would correct the problem unofficially," Used to be true, but these days, no and no.
I hate to admit it, but maybe those stuffy exclusionary intolerant patricians of the past were on to something. They got some things wrong, had blind spots, we're dealing with the results of their butt-headed failings today. But... maybe they got some things right. For better and for worse, they were part of society's immune system. Society is immunocompromised now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)
I believe thats what I said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom's Campaign Slogan at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (MIIRH)
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
----------
LOL the libs are such lying pussy faggots.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (2GVsD)
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
'Dyslexics, rise up and Untie!', He added.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (OUMaO)
======
The Brian Herbert sequels are genuinely better than most of Frank Herbert's Dune books.
Frank was so obsessed with the idea that he should be a god king and that god kings were inherently evil that he spent 1500 pages across 3 novels (God Emperor, Heretics, and Chapterhouse) trying to square the circle.
Brian just wanted to finish out the story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (p7EWr)
* Diversion From Jail
* Rooting out racial and economic disparities
* Victim-centered Prosecution
Hmm. Weird. No where does he talk about prosecuting criminals, sex offenders, or deporting illegals. Not sure if "Victim-centered Prosecution" means prosecuting the victims of his merry band of free range criminals but it is possible.
https://is.gd/IJIHbb
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Marcus T
.......
Zendaya gets squashed like a June Bug at the end?
I might watch that.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (UjdFS)
of being a midwit
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (pvf3X)
_______
Who the Hell elected Descano as prosecutor, anyway?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: 18-1
This is about me, isn't it?
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
https://youtu.be/Sr0z7s9g_iY
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Riz8t)
The only reason Zendaya can scrape by as not being the ugliest lead in Hollywood is the fact that Cynthia Erivo was cast in Wicked.
Posted by: Croaker at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (+BcZI)
Chavez was not a hero.
He happened to dislike wetbacks. That is all.
Posted by: garrett
And from the sounds of it, he liked little girls a little too much.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)
I believe thats what I said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)
====
I believe I capitalized the word REAL!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM
Thanks for not including us.
Posted by: Beta-males at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)
********************
This idiot is long past due to have a piano drop on his head
Make it so, karma
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (q177U)
Posted by: 'Sup Big Perm!? I mean, Big Worm! at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (TbWk/)
_______
Who the Hell elected Descano as prosecutor, anyway?
Posted by: Eeyore
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"Were so mad we're going to vote for a DIFFERENT Democrat."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM
Did BEN ROETHLISBERGER give you permission for that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)
I believe the fire was in the laundry.
...and this damaged ops so much, Ford is leaving the theater!!11!
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (GD0B3)
Three Aircraft Carriers were needed for the initial strikes to kill off their Anti Air assets, and Missile launchers... now there are not enough targets to need 3 carriers...
Ford has been deployed since June 2025... and had its deployment had been extended not once, but twice.
Having had a couple of cruises extended meself, 11 months (which it will be by the time they get home) is a hell of a long time to be deployed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
According to the article, the parents are upset, at least some are. But the issue is the selective prosecution. We are very, very broken.
I personally would be fine going to jail, but that is just me. I also walked away from my career to homeschool my child, because priorities landed where they should.
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (OoFl2)
Did BEN ROETHLISBERGER give you permission for that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)
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I wouldn't know how to ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (p7EWr)
You know what else was real?
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (2GVsD)
@GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
_______
This guy is a pandering retarded idiot with decapitated worms squirming in his brain.
On what planet, in what reality, can an obvious reading disability be a strength? Dyslexia is something that can be overcome, but it's not easy and will always require more "work" than someone who reads normally. Those are just facts.
If dyslexia is such a strength, what about blindness? That must be even better, right? Hell, why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)
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I wouldn't know how to ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE EVERY ASKS ME.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D)
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (pjyzW)
Antifa screwed up, they went to a mass at st Joe's YESTERDAY with a backpack full of ... something. yes a young man with black clothing and a large black backpack went to Mass yesterday thinking it was the Mass TODAY (got the day wrong). promptly was pushed out by the congregation and questioned by police, who detained him (interestingly). everyone says he was acting really suspiciously
so HOPEFULLY the service and everything for the statie who was murdered by Antifa last week (or so) will go ok, and no trouble.
such a sad story. I really thought it might bubble up but I'm sure the MSM is studiously ignoring it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (j+aD2)
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
She could have worn that better 20 years ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
I assume somebody already mentioned it, but
count me among those who doubt that this "19-year old HS junior" wetback is really 19. The perverted little bastard is probably 25.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (CyXH3)
Where he lives? Do you know how many Israel Flores or Ortiz's might live in the area? Good luck finding him.
Unfortunately, it's up to his male classmates to deliver justice, and they've been taught to be geldings or else be expelled.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (a/dOO)
One of theories being investigated is that the fire was intentionally set by one or more crewmembers to effect an end to the long deployment.
That's according to an unnamed source, but it makes sense to at least consider that possibility.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (2GVsD)
Being just a tiny blip on this tiny planet of our tiny solar system inside our tiny galaxy inside our infinite universe, I just want to say I really enjoy my time here, on this planet, in this comment section.
Not sure why I'm being so serious, but it's heartfelt, and I'm glad to post it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (2GVsD)
Probably, though they're so emaciated at this point I bet it sounds like grinding up masa with a mortar and pestle.
Posted by: Wizard of Oz...empic at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow
Jenny Agutter wore it better -
https://tinyurl.com/dwryxk3d
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)
======
So, not even the books count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (p7EWr)
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BECAUSE DON'T ASK ME, EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)
And this leftist is, surprise, one who always complains about how "racist" Trump is. I sometimes think they don't listen to themselves, other times I think they listen to themselves and don't care.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (+wInS)
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
______
Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (pDt9x)
They don't approach the level of dogs, who are wonderful, glorious creatures bestowed upon us by a loving and benevolent Most High. They are what dogs poop out after rooting in the garbage can.
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM
Can I buy pot from you?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
As long as you're on the dole it's all good.
Posted by: Gav Newsom at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)
did anyone see Jeff Goldblums new young wife?!?! she was wearing a bathing suit for some reason
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (2GVsD)
Well, that dress she's wearing let's you know what's in the box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM
Can I buy pot from you?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)
_________
Don't think that's weed, bro ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
I don't know how they'd stop it if ICE spawn-camped whereever he was going to be released and/or the school.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
You forgot gay. Add that and you have Kahmenei the Junior.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Vagin Newsom at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (gb3qv)
And yes COD now sux Joey Bidet's ballz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (2GVsD)
why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
===============
It's working for me!
Posted by: Khamanei Junior, Supreme Leader of the Shi'ite Empire at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Being just a tiny blip on this tiny planet of our tiny solar system inside our tiny galaxy inside our infinite universe, I just want to say I really enjoy my time here, on this planet, in this comment section.
Not sure why I'm being so serious, but it's heartfelt, and I'm glad to post it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (dmDsy)
Goldarnit SSBN, you use your tongue purtier 'n a $20 whore!
Posted by: Taggart, same as in town at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (BnDlA)
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Horde mind
Posted by: Khamanei Junior, Supreme Leader of the Shi'ite Empire at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D)
Dammit
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (RIvkX)
why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
===============
It's working for me!
Posted by: Khamanei Junior, Supreme Leader of the Shi'ite Empire at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)
But does he play a Mean Pinball?
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)
Yeah, Herbert's books steadily go downhill but his kid's books are... unfortunate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)
======
Elton John reportedly kept those shoes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (p7EWr)
did anyone see Jeff Goldblums new young wife?!?! she was wearing a bathing suit for some reason
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)
____________
"Meh"
-- Kanye West's Totally Naked "Wife"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)
======
So, not even the books count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Books? I stand with Gavin.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (BnDlA)
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
______
Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......
I can see the lipo marks.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (UjdFS)
Sock off, heading to the beach.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
---
F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World series features Japanese monks who aspire to become exactly that. They believe that by eliminating all senses, they become One with the cosmos. Or something like that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)
Authors are strange. Guys, you can just do a 'He led her off to the bedroom.' Really. I do not need descriptions of awkward, sweaty sex and how each of their climax were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
They have to. It's part of the deal.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (IBXdg)
__________________________
In my day (being 29) you wouldn't have needed an out of state uncle. I went to a rural high school where kids knew right from wrong, and policed our own. If this happened in my high school, there would have been a discreet reckoning in a bathroom stall involving "Fingers Ortiz" and about half of the football team. It would not have been an optional lesson, and it would not have been fair. It would have been effective and longstanding.
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (dIske)
Yeah but he looked really sharp, other than the stole. That is how I would attend events.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (PYyV9)
If Gavin Newsom is really dyslexic, that's a reason for him not to be in charge, not a reason to endorse him for high office. Maybe he's lying about that like he lies about everything else. Telling stupid lies is another reason to exclude him, come to think of it. At least put some effort into it, you entitled POS.
Like "legless and in a coma" is not a reason to be made senior towelhead in Iran. It's disqualifying.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1WlXh)
Even the goats have PTSD.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (M9gjJ)
"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Butch at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (98xTj)
Posted by: Bob in Idaho at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (ePr6+)
Posted by: Schlürpo at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (sDMsL)
"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
Is this about me?
Posted by: Steve Pieczenik at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)
This is what democracy looks like.
It's not an adult illegal alien high school student groping the daughters of Virginians from front to back, it's our democratic institution.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1WlXh)
But Cuba is a vision of the world she so badly wants!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 03:42 PM (kBisb)
This is what democracy looks like.
It's not an adult illegal alien high school student groping the daughters of Virginians from front to back, it's our democratic institution.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (2ap+5)
You are confusing “legal” with “moral”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 03:42 PM (kBisb)
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"
"Ah, ah, ah, his third horn knew what to do!!! " Missy screamed remembering the encounter in the paddocks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)
Well, they've been raised up as beauty idols for their entire adult lives. Their entire value, almost literally, has been based off it, so as they age, they see it's fading. If they show off more skin and look like that, they'll get all sorts of praise in media about how beautiful they are, and their bold, brave fashion sense. They're just trying to keep their egos up as they lose their youth and beauty.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
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F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World series features Japanese monks who aspire to become exactly that. They believe that by eliminating all senses, they become One with the cosmos. Or something like that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (ESVrU)
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The ultimate level of awesomeness must be ... dead
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)
Strange that as someone living in Calif and voting.... I didn't know he was dys until very recently.
I mean.... how? if it is such a super power why did he not really advertise it... and even bettah, why come no one in the OPPOSITION ever talked about it?
I'd wager the vast majority of Calif voters have no idea he has learning problems....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM
That's when you receive true enlightenment.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (4NO2D)
According to the Left, if the girls are his own race, that's their culture and the girls should know how to avoid him; if the girls aren't his own race, they deserve it for being privileged oppressors.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)
Listen to me! THE SPICE MUST FLOW.
Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at March 17, 2026 03:45 PM (kBisb)
I don’t fucking care what happens to me. But anyone who messes with my offspring will never forget they pissed me off. And they will pay.
So be it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (viF8m)
PAGAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)
/nods...
People Against Goodness and Niceness...
Posted by: Joe Friday at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (1kYfW)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (e2MJJ)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (e2MJJ)
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That show...
Le sigh...
Is so tiresome. I tried. I really tried.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (p7EWr)
I am surprised a father of one of the girls hasn't served justice upon this turd.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: JM
No person is illegal on stolen ground.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (1kYfW)
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I hope that bitch taxes and laws them to death.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)
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Did a terrible job of it, too.
Must have been the cousin of someone important.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator
......
If I had some spice would I be able to stay awake all afternoon?
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)
If this happened to my daughter the fucker would be dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (BRvvM)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)
Posted by: ZooomZooom (I) at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (pJwNe)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)
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Yes.
Psychohistory is what inspired Paul Krugman to go into economics.
If given a time machine, it might be, on the balance, worth it to kill Asimov before he publishes Foundation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)
Like Imsaid upthread, Leftist geldings.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Guild Navigator Mitch McConnell at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (HGLHv)
😂🤣🤣🤡
"Donald Trump’s Approval on Iran among MAGA
🟢 Approve: 87%
🔴 Disapprove: 6%
Economist/YouGov poll | 3/13-3/16"
Ok, let's see if he can go higher...can he hit 90%+ ??
I mean, 6%...we are talking margin of error stuff
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)
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Yes.
Psychohistory is what inspired Paul Krugman to go into economics.
If given a time machine, it might be, on the balance, worth it to kill Asimov before he publishes Foundation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (p7EWr)
Awesome!!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:50 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (1kYfW)
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I hope that bitch taxes and laws them to death.
Posted by: Seems Legit
I WILL!! Also, disarm them, for there own good!! I am a good pyrson!!
Posted by: CIA Barbie and her intersectional politboro at March 17, 2026 03:50 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (8zz6B)
"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
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The NF documentary "The Dinosaurs" spends a lot of screen time showing dino mating rituals. It's ... weird.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)
282 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (biznJ)
Strange that as someone living in Calif and voting.... I didn't know he was dys until very recently.
I mean.... how? if it is such a super power why did he not really advertise it... and even bettah, why come no one in the OPPOSITION ever talked about it?
I'd wager the vast majority of Calif voters have no idea he has learning problems....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM
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He's had "destroying the state" and "put into place by his criminal family" and "acting like a slimy pervert" issues all along. Yet, there he is.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (pW3IX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (sAmhv)
Move to SC and help balance out the progressive leftist refugees who didn’t learn the real lesson of why they escaped.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (1kYfW)
Well, yeah. But other than that...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 03:52 PM (RHGPo)
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ha! Kim can beat that !
"Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote."
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (1kYfW)
Time to meditate on life choices??
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:52 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (1kYfW)
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That is...unfortunate.
Your governor is inspirational...inspiring people to take Ozempic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (aZm/F)
Well, yeah. But other than that...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Fs0KI)
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You can find his last work, his 2015 short Last Days of Coney Island, online.
It's 22 minutes long, and it's the work of someone who's been so drugged out since 1964 that he has no idea that anything has changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)
Like Imsaid upthread, Leftist geldings.
Posted by: tubal
Or no longer in the picture due to divorce.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (IBXdg)
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Who is the person that voted against him???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (e2MJJ)
Geezh.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (BnDlA)
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Who is the person that voted against him???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (e2MJJ)
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Do you want to send flowers to his widow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)
Like Imsaid upthread, Leftist geldings.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)
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I'm not sure it's even the moms of the girls attacked. The video I saw was two concerned moms commenting on the whole sordid thing, but I don't think their daughters were attacked.
As I said upthread, I strongly suspect this pervert was preying on hispanic girls -- probably illegals like him -- and nobody cares about them. I'm amazed they got the girls to formally accuse him.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:55 PM (+wInS)
“I didn’t want to say it before the game but I saw this coming. Down 4–1 right after the singing National anthem to (the Pride Flag) to a small group, bad idea bad mojo,” the 68-year-old Rangers’ legend wrote. “I don’t blame all of the Rangers organization. Its only a select few college brain washed up, woked kids pushing their agenda within the organization.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 03:56 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:55 PM (+wInS)
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Pierre Omidyar keeps funding Bill Kristol despite Kristol having been a punchline to 95% of the GOP for 10 solid years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr)
Geezh.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (BnDlA)
_________
Wtf is this lunatic even talking about?????
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)
That is as NORK as you can get.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1WlXh)
Whoa, Greta has 16.4 million followers on Instagram. She is not looking good. And I've been watching horror movies all week. She'd scare the villains.
Or they'd leave her alone out of pity.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m)
Trump: (laughs in 90% support)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (+wInS)
But he said that’s not the interesting statistic. He said of the subset of scum bags he takes down for sexual assaults (esp young girls like 12-14), 80-85% are Hispanic-central and South American. He said they have zero boundaries with young girls.
So this story (as well as many others) is so unsurprising since “the youth” was Central American.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (np2zX)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)
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There was a father in northern Virginia in 2021 who spoke out because the school was covering up his daughter's rape. He was thrown to the floor by the police and taken out, but bully for him.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (O5nIL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (YsPj+)
Le sigh...
Is so tiresome. I tried. I really tried.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (p7EWr)
I kinda liked the first season.
Got a few episodes into the second but couldn’t stop yawning.
I still have the free trial for Apple TV.
So I should skip it?
I watched Pub1us, grade - B.
Monarch has been disappointing, grade - C, so far.
Tehran is interesting, especially considering current events, after a few episodes, B+, but I’ll continue watching it.
That’s all I’ve had time for so far.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)
He's so dreamy!
Posted by: Rosalynn Carter at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (D0HYP)
gretathunberg
Greta Thunberg
1,218 posts
16.4M followers
1,312 following
Autistic & bipolar climate justice activist
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: rickb223
*throws metal water bottle*
I don’t gaf if the dad sees their daughter or not. How about showing her you will protect her and move her and put your own life on the line to make her feel safe?
Guess who’s house she wants to go to now? The person who protected them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (p7EWr)
________________
The NORKS have amusing ways of disposing of "dissidents". Didn't they strap some general to the ground and fire artillary shells at him about 7 or 8 years ago?
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (pvf3X)
Well, if you want to start a count of how many stupid people there are in the world...
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:55 PM (+wInS)
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Pierre Omidyar keeps funding Bill Kristol despite Kristol having been a punchline to 95% of the GOP for 10 solid years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Inside the Beltway influence on staffers and political officials. Same reason that the Hill existed before Bloomberg media blob took them over post Trump I, and now Punchbowl exists. Ditto for Politico which is why WaPo is moribund and dying.
We are seeing some transition to the newer social media, podcasting, and streaming as the older print and tv oriented media die.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM
"Believe it!" - Dominion Voting Systems
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2ocoG)
So I should skip it?
I watched Pub1us, grade - B.
Monarch has been disappointing, grade - C, so far.
Tehran is interesting, especially considering current events, after a few episodes, B+, but I’ll continue watching it.
That’s all I’ve had time for so far.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)
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Watch what you want, but I don't think it gets better after where you are.
Loved Pluribus, though. First season of Ted Lasso is gold. First season of Severance is fun. Some of their movies are...decent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 17, 2026 04:00 PM (qZdIZ)
We are seeing some transition to the newer social media, podcasting, and streaming as the older print and tv oriented media die.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (E4rtv)
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Once Mitch's chief of staff is out of work, congressional aide subscriptions to Kristol's whatever will drop by a very large percent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:00 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (cS1cw)
Bullets and prison camps. The hunger part is a feature and not a bug.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (p7EWr)
Monarch has been disappointing, grade - C, so far.
Tehran is interesting, especially considering current events, after a few episodes, B+, but I’ll continue watching it.
Monarch is extremely boring. I don't know how you make a boring kaiju series, but they managed it. Love Tehran. Shrinking is decent.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2ocoG)
Jabu no help with the screwballs.
Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2ocoG)
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Most long form visual storytelling is trash because few, precious few, people have any idea how to sustain an actual story and narrative over the course of 8-10 hours.
Television was honestly better when it was all episodic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ...
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Eh, the aim is probably more at 2026 and 2028 elections than anything. Vance is weakened as heir apparent, the total consequences are yet to be seen in Iran, and it remains to be seen how the influencer on X and elsewhere deflate in reach from the bubble's heights.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JM
Fuck going to meetings.
Take a baseball bat to the perp’s nards. Break his hands. He won’t be fondling anyone for a long time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (W2Pud)
The USA better win or we are going to have 6 months of leftist analysis as to why this is a metaphor for Trump failing at everything he touches.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (BnDlA)
Iran will wrap up sooner than most think. Trump will never let the Left know his true intentions.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (+wInS)
The USA better win or we are going to have 6 months of leftist analysis as to why this is a metaphor for Trump failing at everything he touches.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM
Simple. Have Delta snatch their starting pitcher.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (IBXdg)
Think of the meme of that guy turning away from his girlfriend (a bat) and looking at the other girl (a gun)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (+wInS)
I think we're nearing the endgame in Iran as well. We'll know when they give the "go" signal to the citizens there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Eh, meet the new whore, just the same as the old whore.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (p7EWr)
Plur1bus, that’t it.
It’s like a metaphor for wokism or the progressive hive-mind or cults in general.
My biggest problem is that it’s not sure if it wants to be a sci-fi drama or dramedy, or a serious thinkpiece, and the main character is annoying as hell on occasions.
Now that they brought in the Paraguayan man it may get better in the second season just to see how they’re going to disrupt the signal and put everything right again, but based on the first season, I’m sure it’ll go in a surprising direction.
The movie F1 is on there, and Napoleon, those are two I’m interested in.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ...
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I've given up making predictions. Much easier to look at the past and present with accuracy (and that is hard enough) than predict the future.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)
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Napoleon is...deeply flawed.
But do watch the director's cut. It's superior. Still deeply flawed, but better.
F1 is pretty good. Solid crowdpleaser.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (p7EWr)
Where and how are we gonna get weaponry to them?
Why not drops now?
I don't know, but my guess is all the logistics have been worked out.
In shallah, as the saying goes...
heh
Posted by: MkY at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (q6tQZ)
They WANTED this. Maybe not for little their own little Mackenzie or Taylor, but they wanted it for all the other girls.
And the ones who protest, saying 'no, we didn't want this at all, we just wanted people to be nice,' can't process the fact that most people AREN'T nice. Laws, customs, and traditions COMPEL niceness out of people. They are what keep the fucking order in our society. Removing them removes the order.
Then they look around with their hands in the air like 'how did me voting to remove and undermine hundreds of years of Western civilization lead to the removal and undermining of hundreds of years of Western civilization?!?!?'
Posted by: The girl who's fucking tired of the Blade being first every time at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: JoshO at March 17, 2026 04:34 PM (xL2KH)
Where he lives? Do you know how many Israel Flores or Ortiz's might live in the area? Good luck finding him.
Unfortunately, it's up to his male classmates to deliver justice, and they've been taught to be geldings or else be expelled.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (a/dOO)
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They certainly know who the principal is, school board members, DA.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (Vh9CX)
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea on Saturday fired about 10 ballistic missiles toward the eastern sea, South Korea's military said, staging its own show of force as the rival South conducts a joint military exercise with the United States.
South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said the missiles were fired from an area in Sunan, the site of Pyongyang's international airport, and flew about 350 kilometers (220 miles).
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Musikologist at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (oftw2)
BTW, Gov. Spanberger looks like the spawn of Reinhard Heydrich, doesn't she? (google his images).
Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (reMys)
Posted by: TJ jackson at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (bXvrr)
Without Oil, Cuba Is Burning
From John Sexton, the fall has begun.
WSJ:"Libertad, libertad," shouted hundreds of demonstrators as they faced off against police outside the precinct in Morón, a city of about 70,000 near Cuba's northeastern coast. Protesters then marched to the offices of the ruling Communist Party, according to the Cuban government and videos posted on social media. Residents threw rocks at the building and tried to set it ablaze. Others climbed on the building's second story and threw papers and furniture into the street, which they then set on fire. At the time of the protest, Morón hadn't had any electricity for 30 hours... Alberto Echemendía, the head of the Communist Party in Morón, held a rally of "revolutionary reaffirmation" in front of the ransacked party headquarters. "We live in complicated times," he told El Invasor, a regional official newspaper, blaming U.S. economic sanctions for the riots.
JUST IN 🔴
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) March 16, 2026
Cuba’s entire electrical grid collapses, plunging the country into blackout - CNN. pic.twitter.com/fWoJnPUE09
Reports from Ciego de Ávila: Cuban demonstrators stormed the Communist Party’s local headquarters and later set the structure ablaze.
— Brandon Straka #WalkAway (@BrandonStraka) March 14, 2026
As freedom spreads worldwide, many on the island are now demanding the same. pic.twitter.com/V1gU7xzBfJ
🚨 JUST IN: Sec. Marco Rubio is ACTIVELY talking to communist Cuba, they are on the verge of falling
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 17, 2026
"They're talking to Marco!"
"Cuba is in VERY bad shape."
"We'll be doing something with Cuba VERY soon."
LET'S GO, MARCO! 🇺🇸🇨🇺 pic.twitter.com/4jJYia3Ktp
— Beagles with Trump (@beaglewithtrump) March 14, 2026
Eso es mi Trump:
This is exciting. Freedom is beginning to breath in Cuba. Eighth consecutive night of protests, but it has already begun to be massive. All of the city of Ciego de Avila is in the streets. The city united against the dictatorship.
Trump: "I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba. That's a big honor. Taking Cuba in some form. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth." pic.twitter.com/vOy9OoMgZB
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 16, 2026
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
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Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Baba Louie! at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (oftw2)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
And isn't it glorious....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (bKl8/)
And they want to ruin it.
I loathe them with a passion.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Raybans, epaulets, medals and a stogie at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Sample's Sales BR-549 at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (pvf3X)
Aww. They even named a city after the Horde.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (qavEs)
Diseases, yes.
A break, no.
Posted by: Stateless
But they have better healthcare than us!
Whatever happened to Micheal Moore?
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: pookysgirl, CUBA LIBRE at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (Wt5PA)
Aww. They even named a city after the Horde.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (qavEs)
I sense a natural location for a future Moron meetup.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Emmie at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: pookysgirl, CUBA LIBRE at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (Wt5PA)
Mojito time !
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
But EPSTEIN!!!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (IWacx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (u73oe)
A lot of the whining from Democraps over Cuba isn't just that they don't want to see fellow commies get fucked in the ass.
It's also that Democraps are embarrassed that Trump is so easily crushing the Cuban regime, after Democraps assured us for 50+ years that the Cuban regime was big and strong, and backed unconditionally by powerful international interests, and there was absolutely nothing we could do about a hostile fascist foreign regime less than 100 miles from our shores.
Trump is embarrassing Democraps by exposing this 50-year-old lie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)
I'm hoping Trump has the Cubans drag Raul out of bed and have him sign surrender papers at the Bay of Pigs.
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (Y8DZL)
What does Rupar think Trump's going to do? Turn Cuba into a military dictatorship? Oh, no!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Because a communist dictatorship is not authoritarian.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (ejC8V)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:50 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Bring it on at March 17, 2026 01:50 PM (7G6CY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (IXZGh)
Wait, the head of the communist party literally lives in Moron, Cuba? Isn't that a bit on the nose? Talk about stuff you could never get away with in a book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (IBXdg)
How do you get the focus group to respond positively to "we're going b to restore the dictatorships that Bad Orange Man overthrew. "
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Zombie Chief Wahoo (Ed) McDaniel at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (Fs0KI)
If this is the worst case, then I can't wait for the best. I'm gonna blow a load in my pants.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Huh. Where was this fake righteous indignation when Obama bombed Libya? Afghanistan? Syria? Iraq?
Posted by: Such stalwart principles at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (TbWk/)
Every single time people talk about Imams, someone and frequently several people inevitably spell it "Iman."
It's high damned time we clear this up.
Imam = buttfucking retard in a mosque
Iman = hottest Somalian of all time
I hope this clears things up, and thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (mkw2N)
No, we are in a worst case scenario *FOR* authoritarianism. And that's what Ben Rhodes is actually afraid of.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (2ocoG)
Diseases, yes.
A break, no.
Posted by: Stateless
Yes, it's easily curable. But we can't get anyone to even take a look at it for 6 months at minimum. The good news is we can get you in to see a specialist at MAID. You don't think you need it, but you will seriously consider it, as your genitals will shrivel and fall off well before 6 months.
Posted by: Canadian Health Care at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Stateless
.......
CNN on Mars covered it yesterday.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (UjdFS)
Aww. They even named a city after the Horde.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (qavEs)
I sense a natural location for a future Moron meetup.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon
Would that just not be the ultimate????
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (IBXdg)
Lucy. Charlie. Football.
How to get rid of people that exist off the labor and capital of others?
Posted by: Derak at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (LFbOl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (qavEs)
Aww. They even named a city after the Horde.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (qavEs)
I sense a natural location for a future Moron meetup.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM
Corsicana needs to establish a sister-city relationship.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
His concern.... is noted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (Da7Vv)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Let's see...
1. Venezuela, which is being governed by the VP of the person we arrested. Not much of an overthrow there.
2. Iran. A country which declared war on the US 46 years ago but also the country to which Rhodes pledges his allegiance.
3. Cuba. A country dealing with internal issues where we've done not much really.
Ben Rhodes seems vaccinated.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (ExV1e)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Get fucked, you little commie bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 01:55 PM (kgE5c)
"Because they're just too perfect!"
-- Every leftie comic
(also /sock)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2026 01:55 PM (Fs0KI)
Fuck her.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2026 01:55 PM (xvV+O)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Worst case scenario for the left/commies - here in the USA and worldwide.
And I voted for this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM
I actually saw that bumper sticker on some douchemobile at the gas station the other day. I larfed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (IBXdg)
Time to rediscover the real meaning of filibustering.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (zdLoL)
Let's celebrate with full bellies. Some baby formula too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (2ocoG)
Ben Rhodes is hilarious. His "I Will Follow Him" lament when Trump won in 2016 is for the ages -- it's at the end of that movie, 11/8/16. He calculates his age, Obama's age, and the years they have left to fix the world together.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (Korc9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (W2Pud)
And so close to pride month.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (IXZGh)
https://tinyurl.com/4kush82w
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (x8PQF)
Tuesday Kent resigns and says Israel forced Trump to attack Iran.
The White House hits back and says Kent has been leaking and had been cut out of classified briefings.
And then ...
>>@TheCalvinCooli1
·
1h
>>🚨Just in: Tucker Carlson is expected to interview Joe Kent as soon as this week after his resignation from the U.S. National Counterterrorism Center over the Iran War
>>Via: Axios
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)
We no longer need any of those parasites and diseases.
Ben would cheer the death of another 100 million humans because the soft pillow for his head was bought by the blood of the first hundred million and he demands that system stay in power.
I look forward to him lamenting the callouses on his hands from the rough shovel handle.
Or the coldness of his grave.
I have no preference which.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Canadian Health Care at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Some Indonesian junk that's going 'round.
Posted by: Really up on things at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: mrp
You could almost have a kick ass MOME with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM
Needs BBQ.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (kgE5c)
As Secretary Clinton testified in March, the United States
engagement in Libya followed the administration's strategy of "using
the combined assets of diplomacy, development, and defense to protect
our interests and advance our values." \4\ Faced with brutal attacks
and explicit threats of further imminent attacks by Muammar Qadhafi
against his own people,\5\ the United States and its international
partners acted with unprecedented speed to secure a mandate, under
Resolution 1973, to mobilize a broad coalition to protect civilians
against attack by an advancing army and to establish a no-fly zone. In
so doing, President Obama helped prevent an imminent massacre in
Benghazi, protected critical U.S. interests in the region, and sent a
strong message to the people not just of Libya--but of the entire
Middle East and North Africa--that America stands with them at this
historic moment of transition.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (Sco7b)
---
Wait...CNN moved to Pluto? 4 billion miles away?
Or is that simply wishful thinking on my part?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
he takes injections into his ass on the daily
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)
Ah yes. The hot beef injection.
It is to die for!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2026 01:58 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (PYyV9)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Get fucked, you little commie bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 01:55 PM (kgE5c)
=========
Rhodes is a Commie Loser.
Loser.
The only bigger Loser is Barry in the Barry Library.
Which makes Chicago the Loser City on the Lake.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Derak at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (LFbOl)
Sadly, we just cannot dissolve Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mrp
You could almost have a kick ass MOME with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM
Needs BBQ.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Cubano sammiches at the least.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (IBXdg)
I feel like Venezuela was a new high for Trump and now’s he chasing it but we are at desperate spiral stage. Should be fun!
Trump talks about countries like he does pre-pubescent girls. Hopefully Cuba decides to become a protectorate of Mexico or Brazil before a certain pedophile tries to grab them by the you know what.
Trump: "I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba." When he says 'taking' there, it sounds like he means sexually assault.
I hate him with every fiber of my being, but the fact that’s he’s right is making me hate the rest of our treasonous, ineffective government just as much.
But he is not right? He expected Iran to be like Venezuela and now he is begging "allies" to get involved in his war.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (JCZqz)
Last week I went back to reading about the Kennedy administration and how weak and worthless Jack was during the Cuban missile crisis, basically whining to Kenneth O'Donnell and Bobby to fix the situation, running away from the bullies in the Joint Chiefs.
Hookers, drugs, and reading others speeches was about all he could handle.
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (j+aD2)
>>Via: Axios
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)
Wow... I never saw that coming.....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (CWTWj)
I think it’s technicallly possible to get a couple of the well off suburbs of Havana back online, but they’d have to cut the links and permanently sacrifice the rest of the island to do it.
At this point, there’s not even any point in trying to bring the grid back up - how long would it stay up, a day? 2? Why bother?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Atty. Jackie Chiles at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (J5RCE)
I have to default to Stelter being the bottom since there's no evidence he has a dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (W2Pud)
And so close to pride month.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (IXZGh)
-
Plus Nancy Guthrie is still missing.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (x8PQF)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (h/O4U)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (J5RCE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM
There is iron in nurse's words for all Morons to see.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (regiM)
I laughed! they won't even break a sweat doing that tho
meanwhile - Cuba - beautiful - I cannot wait. I love this for them! hoping they can rise to the moment
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (j+aD2)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
-----
Once again, a perfect inversion of the truth. This is the language of el diablo.
People rising up against an actual authoritarian government isn't authoritarianism, you cock-chugging butt pirate.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (3BwY8)
he takes injections into his ass on the daily
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HES GAY!
SO HE TAKES A LOT OF COCK IN ALL HIS HOLES!
Posted by: Ben Rothelisberger at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah he reverses his positions more than Austin Powers trapped in that one hallway in Goldmember. Dude ran as a Democrat and then Libertarian trying to get elected and failed, so he started supporting Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (PYyV9)
Because he was not saying that to mean we could "take that country over", but rather we could free it from the communist stranglehold that has been choking every citizen of that island for 60 years!
I'm really starting to be glad I've lived these 29 years in order to see these thing come to pass.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (dmDsy)
There is no helping these people.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 02:02 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: mrp
You could almost have a kick ass MOME with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM
Needs BBQ.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I'll bring the BBQ!
Posted by: Haiti at March 17, 2026 02:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 17, 2026 02:02 PM (s19xO)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (M9gjJ)
Doesn't Cuba have wind and solar, seem to remember something along those lines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:02 PM (zZu0s)
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
==============
Yes, standing back and watching while Cuba collapses under its own incompetence is "overthrowing" it.
More likely, the US will see the Castro family out safely and even give them a few $mil for walking-around money. It will be fun to see which of their old American friends go visit them. Obama? Ben? John Kerry?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (Korc9)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (k1E2D)
This is the thing. Was it really worse off under the dictator then than it became? Would the mob and a tinpot ruler running Cuba really have been worse?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (PYyV9)
Always from rich people who'd pay 100% of costs out of pocket for their horrible plastic surgeons in LA to mangle their beautiful faces, but would never consider visiting a "doctor" in a converted Havana auto-weave shop to do so much as stich up a cut on the back of a knee.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
According to El Gato Malo, who lives there, their power grid is almost as bad as Cuba's. And they just hired the disgraced former head of the Los Angeles Department of Power and Water to run it. (The person who drained all the reservoirs prior to the Palisades fire).
No, I am not making that up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (CWTWj)
In fairness, the living standards of post-Castro Castros is still pretty high.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (Qa8VA)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM
Say it with me..."and".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (kgE5c)
also Cuba isn't in the Hurricane Alley! PR is.
Cuba can turn things around super fast, let's pray it happens.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)
We should give it to Cuba. Hispanics love each other.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
When people defend Cuba saying "it only sucks there because of the west refusing to trade" I am just gobsmacked. I thought communism was a glorious utopia, how can being only able to trade with other communist crap holes result in misery and poverty so bad that people make a raft out of trash and palm leaves to flee it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)
I honestly can't tell whether that is meant to be funnily ironic, or there were just one too many bong hits this afternoon....
LOL!!!
*Insert Smiley Here*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:04 PM (dmDsy)
california?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (j+aD2)
Did Marco Rubio order Korean BBQ from Door dash recently?
Posted by: Josephistan at March 17, 2026 02:05 PM (y9ksN)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
And isn't it glorious....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (8dW7/)
I wish I had the phone numbers of Ben Rhodes, Obama, John Kerry, FJB, Antony Blinken, Jake Sullivan, and the top members of Left-captured foreign policy think tanks. I would call each of them to how it feels to have been wrong about everything about US foreign policy for their entire lives.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 02:05 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:05 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
YES!!!! EXACTLY!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:05 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (W2Pud)
-
Uhhh......
Open Source Intel @Osint613
11m
The GOP chairman of the House Oversight Committee subpoenaed Attorney General Pam Bondi for testimony on the Justice Department's handling of the investigation into convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, per reports.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (x8PQF)
Not really, he was Trump's anti-terrorism chief, and when he resigned he went down the Tucker Carlson checklist of talking points in his statement. The left is crying victory and wonder over his name after spending two years calling him a Nazi. For real, literally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Haiti at March 17, 2026 02:02 PM
Don't make me come back down there.*
*No, really, your country sucks all the dick. I never want to set foot in it again.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (kgE5c)
I feel like Venezuela was a new high for Trump and now’s he chasing it but we are at desperate spiral stage. Should be fun!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
==============
Does anyone know what this is about? I haven't heard much about Venezuela since Maduro got nabbed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (Korc9)
>>No, I am not making that up.
I did live there an absolutely none of that surprises me. PR has been a corrupt, 3rd world country (yes I know it's not a country) for decades.
I lived there pre-cell phones. The wait to get a residential landline installed was 1 year.
That's what the rum and beaches was for. A counterbalance.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
Talk about an off season Caribbean Season.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (IBXdg)
Or because tv and radio are out eliminating the bread and circuses?
Posted by: Derak at March 17, 2026 01:53 PM (LFbOl)
I'm not sure if it was you asking about stuff for anxiety. I bought GABA from Amazon which 'promotes relaxation.' Works nicely.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (Sco7b)
Don't count out Caracas.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
Chomping their little tyrants in pieces, cutting their money, biting through their power.
Their blood in the water is a pleasing hue to the eyes of free men everywhere.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (hezPX)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
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You can argue we have no business taking down tyrants. I get that argument. You can argue we should never risk our military unless a clear threat to America exists, and I get that too.
But no definition of "moral" includes protecting tyrannical regimes headed by leftist warlords.
Nobody thinks taking down Maduro was a morally bad thing to do, except Ben Rhodes, since Maduro stole elections, tortured his opponents, ran drugs, and fomented death and destruction on Venezuelan borders. Same for the Iranian mullahs. And we haven't taken down Cuba yet, but the people of Cuba appear to think they can do it. Another tyrannical leftist regime, rejected by its people, illegitimate and living on only by force of arms, done.
And Rhodes mourns their passing, he supports terrorist, murderous, kleptocratic, illegitimate, tyrannies.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (X75SW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
I'm with you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: morigu at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (RDxgA)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (k1E2D)
YIKES!!!
They might as well name that team the Cuban World Series Winners".....
*I miss Emojis*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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Clark's younger much stupider step brother.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (x8PQF)
He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (Korc9
All I know is that we're playing them tonight for the World Baseball championship. USA! USA!
Posted by: Josephistan at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (y9ksN)
Y'know who else had a puffy scamper?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (5rh/l)
According to El Gato Malo, who lives there, their power grid is almost as bad as Cuba's. And they just hired the disgraced former head of the Los Angeles Department of Power and Water to run it. (The person who drained all the reservoirs prior to the Palisades fire).
No, I am not making that up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)
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A family member lives there. The power grid is dogshit. All the affluent have private power generators.
All in, PR is like a typical 3rd-world country: some very rich areas, walled and gated off from the feral underclass, and some very bad areas that look like Thunderdome.
And yes, they have a growing Muslim problem too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)
I know! it's exciting!
fingers crossed
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (GD0B3)
I have for years now been calling for the MLB to create 2 new leagues: Far east and Caribbean. They would only meet to play for All-Star and Post Season games.
Obviously the owners would never allow it, if they could they'd have even more post season matchups and love the interleague games. But if I were in charge of baseball there would be a lot of changes they didn't care for, like reducing the number of yearly games and rounds of playoffs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Stateless
When will they get to the weather forecast for Charon? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Ian S.
Hurricane Maria in September 2017, a Category 4 storm, knocked out power across all of Puerto Rico by toppling approximately 80% of the island’s transmission lines and destroying critical infrastructure. The hurricane caused the largest blackout in U.S. history, with the entire power grid collapsing and leaving 1.5 million customers without electricity.
Puerto Rico’s power grid was already weakened by financial instability, poor maintenance, and aging infrastructure before the storm. The Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority (PREPA) had declared bankruptcy and lacked funds for necessary upgrades, making recovery extremely slow—officials estimated it could take four to six months just to restore power.
There was a national shortage of power line poles because basically the island's whole system needed to be rebuilt.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (JCZqz)
I hate him with every fiber of my being, but the fact that’s he’s right is making me hate the rest of our treasonous, ineffective government just as much.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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???
Ego defense mechanisms are usually irrational, I've found.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (Korc9)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (GD0B3)
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And thinks Israel is responsible for the Syrian Civil War.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Puerto Ricans won't vote for this.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (X75SW)
So help me understand here. It is immoral to try and remove a tyrannical government by non-violent means. But...we should send a million American boys to Ukraine to fight the Russians because Putin is an authoritarian leader?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM
How dare he?!
Posted by: Greta at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (lS2kC)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (JCZqz)
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Why would communist Cuba need business from capitalist America to be self-sustaining?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (X75SW)
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They keep voting to be a state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)
Right, but even after it was rebuilt they still have frequent blackouts. It's mismanaged at near-South African levels apparently.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
The Cuba Libres?
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater at March 17, 2026 02:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)
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And it was moral to use any means necessary to depose Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:12 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Puerto Ricans won't vote for this.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (X75SW)
Why would they? Except for tourism and some coffee plantations they have nothing. Come and go to the US as they please, government benefits. Not going anywhere.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:12 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Puerto Ricans won't vote for this.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (X75SW)
I don't think he was suggesting that we ask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:12 PM (ExV1e)
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Seems funny the people would be screaming "freedom!" specifically and burning commie buildings because of US sanctions.
/s
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 02:12 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (u73oe)
How dare he free 3 countries?
Makes my brain hurt.
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (pvf3X)
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Same. Gonna be a hell of a place. Maybe they'll have some Ricky Ricardo-themed fun.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (Korc9)
Posted by: Zombie Bruiser Brody at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (lS2kC)
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (lS2kC)
Ben was one of the brains behind Obama during his Presidency. Not a joke! Although Rhodes is a joke.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (p7EWr)
If memory serves, about a third want to be a state, a third want to be independent, and a third want things to remain as they are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxrf3d5
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 02:08 PM
That's hilarious!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)
I hope this clears things up, and thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (BI5O2)
Hot? Maybe? But Somalian, so untrustworthy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (X75SW)
Let me see what I can do.
Posted by: Dominion Systems at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (dmDsy)
How do you get the focus group to respond positively to "we're going b to restore the dictatorships that Bad Orange Man overthrew. "
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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They do that shit covertly via color revolutions. We would not have the mess in Ukraine had the CIA-AID complex left well enough alone in 2013-2014. Ditto for Burma.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (pDt9x)
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What are you talking about? There are already big professional leagues in both parts of the world. The Asian leagues in Korea and Japan especially are big money makers, and the Caribbean leagues (played in the winter time) are also hugely popular.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (X75SW)
How dare he free 3 countries?
Makes my brain hurt.
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (53oGX)
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Anti-colonialism is always moral and just and freedom.
That's why getting rid of the Spanish-heritage Maduro, the Arabic Islamists in Persia, and the Spanish-heritage ruling class of current day Cuba is so pro-colonialist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (Da7Vv)
GOPe
Yep
After the Shrub/McVain debacle I noticed the pattern but it seems that even to this day a bunch of people don't get it.
The GOPe isn't there to reverse what the Dems do...it is there to cement it.
Then Trump comes along and actually does the things the GOPe promised for decades...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Puerto Ricans won't vote for this.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:10 PM (X75SW)
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PR had a good chance with a MAGA-ish president making some real reforms. Ricky Rossello. He's a businessman.
The leftwing commies on the Island got really scared, so he had to go. So they largely invented a big scandal where he was exchanging texts with his advisors shitting on homosexuals, and leftwing politicians, using very crude (but funny) language.
There was not one word in any of the texts that was not dead on the money. But he was ousted.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)
Puerto Ricans and Cubans tend to not like each other too much. And the USVI doesn't speako el Spanisho, I think, so they'd likely not be keen either.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Military Moron at March 17, 2026 02:09 PM (JCZqz)
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Yeah, because the PR government is composed of lazy as fuck socialist turds who did jack shit to build a resilient power grid or maintain the shitty one they had, knowing they live the middle of where hurricanes come with some frequency.
Puerto Rico sucks. I'd say cut it loose but if we did the ChiComs would move in the next day and have a forward operating base in the Gulf of America.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (3BwY8)
If they turn Epstein's island into the Presidential Palace I will reluctantly accept the presidency.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (lS2kC)
If you sit on the bank of the river long enough, the bodies of all your enemies will come floating past.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:13 PM (ExV1e)
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Less than two years ago:
https://is.gd/VSeC5Y
57% voted to become a state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (p7EWr)
Back when Greenland was in the news I'd ask lefties why they supported European colonialism in 2025. The most common answer after REEEEE was "its different when modern Europe does it".
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)
There isn't one solution to the problems that face us. Because there are hundreds of problems that faces us.
But, Trump is systematically targeting the key structures that were built over decades to hobble, impede, and stymie American greatness.
The American restoration is beginning to take shape.
The increase in the anger and desperation of those who most benefited from that old system of control is a tell on the progress.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)
No, I am not making that up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)
You can thank Rex Tugwell, an FDR crony, for settig the groundwork that made PR into the third-world shithole it is today. The progressive wet dream of a place where no aspect of life is free from a corrupt and dysfunctional government agency created for regulating it.
Posted by: They destroy everything they touch at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
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In fairness, pretty much nobody in Latin America likes Puerto Ricans. They're basically the n-words of the entire Spanish-speaking world.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (pDt9x)
They should not become part of the US. Just not antagonistic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner
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CYA letter because he was getting fired over leaking anyway. A principled resignation would have occurred within the first two or so days, not waiting over a week and a half. Speculation is that he was the source for Tucker's CIA wiretapping claims.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM
Needs BBQ.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Cuban sandwiches enter the conversation.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (sl73Y)
There isn't one solution to the problems that face us. Because there are hundreds of problems that faces us.
But, Trump is systematically targeting the key structures that were built over decades to hobble, impede, and stymie American greatness.
The American restoration is beginning to take shape.
The increase in the anger and desperation of those who most benefited from that old system of control is a tell on the progress.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)
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False.
The world is actually really simple and easy to understand.
It's just those dastardly [insert boogeyman here] who obfuscate and try and make it messy. If we just get rid of [insert boogeyman here], then we'll have peace and utopia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (p7EWr)
Keep an eye on Cuba's primary agricultural product (sugar cane). It's a pretty good bet that they are going to have an unexpected and devastating bout of "red rot" (fungal infestation) in their next harvest.
We (and Israel) took the same approach with Iran. Only less subtle (since we used bombs to lower the living conditions) and wind up the population. Same result, however.
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (dIske)
Biden Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm spent MONTHS in Puerto Rico in the waning days of the grift fest; what would you expect?
Cuba for the Cubans. Let them get their family's property back and fix things themselves.
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (CNl8/)
Prepping for a disaster does not pay for your mansion today and in most cases doesn't pay your clients either...so as a good socialist why would they actually prepare?
Hell remember in NOLA when we found out the local Dems had been stealing disaster prep funds for generations before Katrina
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)
I don't even know why they would get a say in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:11 PM (PYyV9)
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Well, they are American citizens, so their vote counts for something.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (X75SW)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (7G6CY)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (pDt9x)
They should not become part of the US. Just not antagonistic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
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Not even W was talking about making Iraq a 51st state, and all Trump does is joke about making Canada a state, and people are all, "We're importing all the new states!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (p7EWr)
Who is Ben Rhodes and why should I care?
Posted by: Jetto
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Ben was the spokesman-model-whatever in Obama's administration who, you may recall, was caught saying the press was a bunch of stupid 27-year-olds who knew literally nothing and would say whatever you told them.
He paid no price for that except a few awkward minutes in a press room.
He is a particularly fervent believer in Obama. His misery since Hillary lost in 2016 has been acutely enjoyable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (Korc9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yep. First filtered cigarette but oops, from wiki, "From March 1952 until at least May 1956, however, the "Micronite filter" in Kent cigarettes contained a mixture of crimped crêpe paper and compressed blue asbestos, the most carcinogenic type of asbestos."
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (+Evw/)
Posted by: 18-1
BVI might want to jump in since Great Britain can't help them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (affD0)
how we let thugs take control of something like the Strait of Hormuz is insanity.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)
https://is.gd/VSeC5Y
57% voted to become a state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (p7EWr)
Huh. Seems like you CAN get some things right... as long as it's not about movies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)
Kulaks, capitalists, Christians, honestly the left has gotten very flexible with this...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)
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I looked it up a few months ago, assuming they kept voting against it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (p7EWr)
I am absolutely convinced that is what Trump has in mind here. He views these as ways of helping and building up the USA, making America First.
Just hobbling China and cutting Iran off at the knees does enormous damage to Leftist schemes in the USA.
Unfortunately some fools think that America First means "do nothing about anything else in the world"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
That snippet is missing something: did they taste good?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Beartooth
Greenland.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (IBXdg)
Better yet, they should take over some more farms, and put in acres of solar panels for power.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (S/Y4j)
that would be cool
I'm saying Mexico, and that one is pretty easy - just get rid of the cartels and the pinko cartel puppets installed at the top of the heap there. there are capable Mexican leaders they just tend to get shot by commies and cartels
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Best pressed sandwich in the world at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (3BwY
I was under the impression that no group in Latin America liked any other group in Latin America.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
IN fairness plenty of lefties have been going there for a while now. My understanding is they have the best underage hookers this side of Epstein island...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:02 PM (zZu0s)
They have solar, but curiously, it does not work at night, when you need to have the lights on. They have Chinese engineers working to solve the mystery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 02:21 PM (8zz6B)
it's fine I just always seem to hit bad weather
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (JCZqz)
LMAO because the Soviets were so "good". I hear the gulags were quite comfortable if you didn't mind a little work.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (+wInS)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government the big meanie tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of being a meanie.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (UjdFS)
Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff
-- Babylon Bee
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: They destroy everything they touch at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
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LOL this guy missed an opportunity to be a gay porn actor
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (3BwY8)
Yeah but they live in a territory which is a managed sort of probationary position. We can get rid of them without their permission.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (PYyV9)
La Caja China makes a popular line of Cuban-style boxes for the US market.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (Y8DZL)
I wonder if Florida would be in danger of turning blue if all the Cubans went back.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (aTgV0)
Do not be seduced by the beaches, cigars and babes. We don't need to make them a state to enjoy them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (viF8m)
It's like the UK only with better weather.
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (lS2kC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
And were they refreshing?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Wait, I'm Not In Advertising... at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (3BwY
I was under the impression that no group in Latin America liked any other group in Latin America.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
Let's see. You're part black, part white, don't know what you are, and smell bad. You must be Puerto Rican!
Posted by: Old old joke at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/)
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Root and branch.
Need to also tend to Media and Academia.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)
It's time to level Atlantic City and start over. Suck it, New Jersey!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 02:24 PM (M9gjJ)
Some sort of amnesty was always their favorite ploy.
Abortion bans is a mainstay.
Now, I think they're so desperate, they're going to propose both of those along with some sort of Social Security or Medicare reform.
The only thing holding them back is, they no longer have insiders feeding them intel on Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 02:24 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 02:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 02:23 PM (ZxPkt)
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB!!!!
Posted by: Lee at March 17, 2026 02:24 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM (UjdFS)
That is how I understand it as well, but from what I have heard, PR is at the bottom of the totem pole. Like, "yeah I hate those Hondurans and everyone knows the Costa Ricans are lazy but the Puerto Ricans are the WORST you know?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM (PYyV9)
Better yet, they should take over some more farms, and put in acres of solar panels for power.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (S/Y4j)
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Oh, many US liberals have visited Cuba, mainly for paramilitary training and for "target shooting". But for building infrastructure? Not so much.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Puerto Rico is in this hemisphere and our back yard.
I think we have strategic military base there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: They destroy everything they touch at March 17, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
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LOL this guy missed an opportunity to be a gay porn actor
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (3BwY
Few opportunities for such in the 1940s, but he was definitely a wanker like the rest of the Brains Trust.
Posted by: Dumbass Commie Trust more like it at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
Camels were the brand.
Tried:
Pall Malls
Lucky
Dunhills.
Marlboros.
I would have liked to try a Chesterfield once.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
Oh PLEASE let it become known to history as the Moron Revolution.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (UjdFS)
Dang, he's right. Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, and it's mid March! The Orange Scalp Weasel is kicking butt and taking names!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM
They all carry knives.
They're the Finns of the Americas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (4NO2D)
Why are they so mad, for real?
Because we’re Winning. Winning with ease, in fact.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (Li94Y)
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The Naval Station Guantanamo Bay produces its own electricity through a mix of diesel generators, wind turbines, and a liquid natural gas (LNG) plant.
The U.S. Navy has operated its own power and water systems on the base since 1964.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (NFX2v)
I'd like to know just how mad the Cubans can get. Like, Romanian mad? (thinking of the Ceaucescu family)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (Korc9)
Posted by: morigu at March 17, 2026 02:07 PM (RDxgA)
Hey! Why does this DeSoto sound like a Russian tractor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (lS2kC)
I think we have strategic military base there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 02:25 PM (TtbzS)
Yeah... "cutting loose" PR would be......unwise.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (dmDsy)
If they were smart, they'd pass the SAVE Act, get rid of the silent filibuster, and remove daylight savings, to start with. Those would go over REALLY well with voters and also help them avoid fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Birds of a feather. Rhodes is a know nothing nepot anyway. He got the job under Obama because of his brother was head of CBS News.
Deep down, Rhodes knows he is dogshit and thus overcompensates just like leftists tend to do when their leftist icons and revolutions are reversed. Bet the guy still has a Che Guevara t shirt and a beret.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Take them off the dole.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:14
I kind of remember people half joking Canada should take over Cuba.
It would be a cheap getaway from the winter cold. We can give them shitty healthcare. A match made in heaven.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (Sco7b)
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what is needed is a government that can build a real partnership with business
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Beartooth
Greenland.
Posted by: rickb223
NYC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 02:27 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (+wInS)
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Soviets were good because they were anti-colonialist.
Probably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:28 PM (p7EWr)
Yeah but its so much in our back yard that its not strategically very useful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:28 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
They probably will get the locusts or the waters turning to blood next.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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No need to expand the number of states, let them become protected allies running their own governments or allow Commonwealth status. Same for Greenland.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (ExV1e)
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I wouldn't worry about that. The big trouble would come when the deep-pocket Yanquis move back to great-grandparents' Cuba and buy all of the prime real estate at bargain prices, leaving the native Cubans staring through the windows. It's a situation not unknown around the world.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Too Soon? I'm New At This Michelle Fields Thing at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (dmDsy)
They're the Finns of the Americas.
Posted by: toby928(c)
But couldn't hold their own in the farm housing communities in NJ once the Mexicans, Hattians, etc. came on work (picking) contracts.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 02:22 PM (ExV1e)
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Miami is already the capital of Latin America, and a free Cuba would just emphasize the position. Older Miami Cubans might want to go to Cuba and try to reclaim family property, but unless there is big money to be made, I can't imagine younger Miamians of Cuban descent going anywhere.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (Ijr8/)
I wonder if Florida would be in danger of turning blue if all the Cubans went back.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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I kind of wondered about that myself.
As for statehood, where did this silly notion arise? How is it even up for speculation?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)
> I have to default to Stelter being the bottom since there's no evidence he has a dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)
Rumor has it that he calls his dick Not Cancer
He saw it in a mirror once and, not recognizing it, rushed to a doctor to have the strange growth checked
The verdict came back: penis, not cancer.
(I may have made thisup)
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (Sy6m/)
Yeah but its so much in our back yard that its not strategically very useful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
If the pivot to the Donroe doctrine is real, then Puerto Rico is a way to project power into S. America and keep Venezuela and Colombia in check. Lot of oil in that area of the world.
So make them back into the military bases they used to be.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 02:31 PM (BRvvM)
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2026 02:31 PM (gmhl3)
Cuba had an earthquake last night. 5.4 or so, 11km down, probably not much damage.
They probably will get the locusts or the waters turning to blood next.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM
frogs
siht gets real when it's the frogs
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (tljrc)
Well that's what you get when you have people who believe whatever they're told to believe.
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (lS2kC)
The U.S. Navy has operated its own power and water systems on the base since 1964.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day
Remember those "portable" nuke plants that were the buzz a few weeks back? Someone could get a PR coup by deploying one or two to a newly liberated Cuba. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)
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This I could definitely see happening.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Ijr8/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:28 PM (PYyV9)
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It's enough in our back yard that the Chinese opening a naval base there would be, er, disadvantageous.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Fred G. Sanford. at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (oftw2)
I think its just a joke, there's no good reason to even consider it. Cut them loose, make it attractive through taxes and regulation cuts for business to invest in Cuba to help them rebuild. They can make it or not on their own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2026 02:26 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Too Soon? I'm New At This Michelle Fields Thing at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (dmDsy)
Lol
Clearly I missed that opportunity! I think you're doing fine!
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 02:33 PM (wLjpr)
19 Or, as others are noting:
Cuba is celebrating being the first nation to achieve Net Zero.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM
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Net Zorro!
Tyrants beware!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 02:33 PM (t1fZA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 02:33 PM (YsPj+)
I am reasonably sure that we could prevent them from doing so. I mean, if they could just move in and do it... they could do it with any of the OTHER dozen independent Caribbean islands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Ijr8/)
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Yeah, or Blackrock with an open wallet.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Puerto Rico is in this hemisphere and our back yard.
Yeah but its so much in our back yard that its not strategically very useful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:28 PM (PYyV9)
It was strategically useful when Cuba was dangerous due to Soviet subsidies paying for them to export commie cocksuckerism.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The mullah's handled the 'insurrection' just like the left wished they handled Jan 6.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Before we offshored all our pharmaceuticals to China and India, Puerto Rico used to produce a lot of them. Same with some light commercial goods. When Bush and Clinton went from GATT to World Trade Organization and granted China Most Favored Nation status, Puerto Rico declined in importance and we shuttered military bases there.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)
Okay, which country does the Golden Scalp Weasel liberate next. I'm going with Alberta.
Posted by: Beartooth
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North Korea could use that Orange touch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (IifOV)
Eh, having lived there I'm not going to give the people a complete pass. Some of the laziest people I've ever met.
But it was a useful place at one time. Was a very large producer of drugs for the US market. And then almost all of it was offshored to Asia.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (n7rxJ)
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Kim Jong-un has been quiet recently for a reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (affD0)
Won't somebody please think of the children?!!?
Posted by: Helen From The Simpsons at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:20 PM (j+aD2)
Between 2004 and 2008 Wachovia moved $378 billion from Mexican exchanges, I am told that Mexico's entire GDP at the time was $1.3 trillion
At least $110 million was Sinaloa Cartel cash, and $13 million of it bought planes that shipped 22 tons of cocaine into the US
HSBC was doing the same thing in Mexico
This is why Cartels are hard to stop, because too many white shoe, international banks are profiting from it. 2008 was the real estate securities market bubble that promised to kill the major banks. It seems that it could have been primed by cartel money, and when it popped, the US Taxpayers got to shell out to save the banks from having to tell the cartels the money went poof.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
I'm as much of a politics junkie as the next Moron, and I don't think I've ever heard of him before. He must be having his 15 minutes.
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)
When Cuba burns, we can rebuild it and name it 'Mar-a-Lago.'
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Let's rename it Club Babalu.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 02:29 PM (wLjpr)
Never tried Gauloises, loved cloves. Then that fuckstick Obama banned their sale. Better off not smoking anyway, but it wasn't his call to make dammit.
Posted by: Djarum FTW and emphysema at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)
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Old & Busted: Mar-A-Gaza.
New Hotness: Mar-A-Cuba.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (9hqgY)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM
Ah.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: That Guy at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (aIYqR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2026 02:18 PM (+Evw/)
From your lips to Trump's ear!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (p7EWr)
He's in a meat-induced coma...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (dmDsy)
(Megyn Kelly, Mark Levin, don't ask)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (lS2kC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM
Tell it all, my brother!
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
I'm as much of a politics junkie as the next Moron, and I don't think I've ever heard of him before. He must be having his 15 minutes.
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)
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Former Democrat who tried to get elected as a Republican twice, failed, and rode DNI Tulsi Gabbard's coattails into a high-level position at DNI.
Who has apparently been leaking to Tucker and has been on every side of every foreign policy issue while have been cut out of strategy meetings for months before flouncing because he's being pushed out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (M9gjJ)
@brhodes
This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.
Makes perfect sense. If you're an authoritarian, having three key authoritarian governments get toppled really IS something of a "worst case scenario" for you. And "dangerous" for you.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:35 PM (p7EWr)
He's in a meat-induced coma...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (dmDsy)
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It was quite the Firework.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)
Hated gays. Loved killed them. Leftist college kids go to LGBTWPDFAAA rallies wearing his visage on T-shirts. Sad.
Posted by: Now that's some cognitive dissonance right there at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (M9gjJ)
That is a great idea, excellent. The best.
Posted by: Baby Trump at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)
Cuba Libre!
Posted by: Angel Eyes at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (/1l9x)
Venezuela falls, depriving Chy-Nah and Iran of a yuge customer.
Iran falls, depriving Chy-Nah of their best source of oil, and resulting in the fall of Hezbullah, Islamic Jihad, Hamas and all the rest of the retarded, psychopathic, goat-fucking monkeys of Islam of their greatest benefactor.
Cuba falls, without Iranian oil.
The price of oil plummets when a new regime in Iran starts selling oil freely to everyone.
Russia's economy, such as it is, collapses when the price of oil drops.
The North Korean people finally decide they've starved for enough decades and take matters into their own hands, devouring Kim Jong Un and the rest of the commie thugs ruling NK.
“¡Viva la revolución!” AMIRITE?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (BRvvM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
I'm as much of a politics junkie as the next Moron, and I don't think I've ever heard of him before. He must be having his 15 minutes.
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)
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I believe he was a Hall-of-Fame second baseman for the SF Giants back in the day.
/
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (9hqgY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)
Hated gays. Loved killed them. Leftist college kids go to LGBTWPDFAAA rallies wearing his visage on T-shirts. Sad.
Posted by: Now that's some cognitive dissonance right there at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)
Wasn't too fond of black Cubans either.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (TtbzS)
Know who was dangerous immoral and illegal? Che Geuvara.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (LHPAg)
A coward, too. If he had any cojones, he would have stayed in his home country of Argentina and liberated it before moving off to Cuba in search of glory and his capitalist T-Shirt empire.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)
Kim Jong-un has been quiet recently for a reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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China wouldn't exactly miss him.
Maybe not too happy about having unified Korea on its border, which could get kind of wild, or fun, or endless Taiwan-like deliberate ambiguity or whatever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (GD0B3)
The North Korean people finally decide they've starved for enough decades and take matters into their own hands, devouring Kim Jong Un and the rest of the commie thugs ruling NK.
“¡Viva la revolución!” AMIRITE?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (BRvvM)
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"Yeah, but oil spiked for a few weeks 8 months before an election, therefore Trump is such a dummy who doesn't know what he's doing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (p7EWr)
>>Posted by: toby928©
Not those drugs, candyman.
In fact, when I was living there they were much tougher on illegal drugs than mainland US.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (dmDsy)
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It was quite the Wrecking Ball.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (p7EWr)
He loves him some Miley, huh?
Well, who doesn't?
Damn, just imagined Miley swinging on a big wrecking meatball..... excuse me for a moment....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I doubt it. You have second & third gen Cubans who have built entire lives here and have never seen the island. They may visit family, but I doubt Florida would lose every Cuban.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (IBXdg)
No, Trump should NOT be added to Mount Rushmore.
He deserves his OWN damn mountain. Rename it "Mount Trump".
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (pohLc)
When we take Possession of Cuba, we could rename if New Florida.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM
Nuevo Florida
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (LwkM8)
@brhodes
"This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism"
Cranberry Juice. Cranberry juice would help to ease the pain of your vaginal period Ben.
2020? Remember Ben Rhodes the night Trump won sitting on a bench in DC mumbling to himself? RHODES: "I just came outside to try to process all this — um, it's a lot to — lot to process. I mean, um, I — I can't even — I — I can't — I mean, I — I — I can't — I can't — I can't put it into words. I don't know what the words are."
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (dOyjb)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (quqPW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Djarum FTW and emphysema at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)
Love the smell of clove cigarettes - it's lovely, like really good pipe tobacco, which I admit makes me swoon a bit. Far better than weed/cigarette/cheap cigar smells.
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Beartooth
Greenland.
Posted by: rickb223
NYC
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Brazil?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (pZ64F)
Well, who doesn't?
Damn, just imagined Miley swinging on a big wrecking meatball..... excuse me for a moment....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (dmDsy)
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I misremembered. It was Katy Perry.
The Interview made me laugh the one time I watched it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 02:37 PM (IifOV)
Call it North Guantanamo and do you know what with it.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Mar-a-Rubio
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)
When they open Cuba back up, I'll take you to the Havana Super Man. It's a donkey show. It's the greatest, Tom. You'll love it.
Posted by: Fredo Carleone at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (IifOV)
“¡Viva la revolución!” AMIRITE?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (BRvvM)
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Canada, Mexico, and Greenland surrender to Trump.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (9hqgY)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I doubt it. You have second & third gen Cubans who have built entire lives here and have never seen the island. They may visit family, but I doubt Florida would lose every Cuban.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (IBXdg)
I wonder if Florida would ANNEX Cuba.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (ovdkm)
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Let loose the Bankers of Miami. Shit will shine very fast.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Jetto at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (lS2kC)
When I think of Ben and Barry I think reptiles.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (dOyjb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (IBXdg)
I believe you are correct. The lessons learned from the American Cubans would most likely be transferred to the Cuban people.
Posted by: DATA at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (quqPW)
Obama hasn't worked a day in his life. He was definitely a puppet.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (oob1u)
I feel like Venezuela was a new high for Trump and now’s he chasing it but we are at desperate spiral stage. Should be fun!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Does anyone know what this is about? I haven't heard much about Venezuela since Maduro got nabbed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (Korc9)
They're trying to say that Trump is spiraling, not Venezuela. It's retard-speak for Trump being like a regime-change junkie chasing his next high.
Posted by: SciVo, Retard Whisperer at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)
More worried about property purchases by former oil barons and fraud-wealthy groups who chant "death to America".
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Beartooth
Greenland.
Posted by: rickb223
NYC
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Brazil?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM
USAID broke Brazil, so we have some interest in fixing it. Just do a Maduro-type raid on their Boasberg clone supreme court judge and their communist president. And spring Bolsonaro from prison.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (YsPj+)
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You could say it bombed.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (9hqgY)
Posted by: Beartooth
Greenland.
Posted by: rickb223
NYC
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Brazil?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (pZ64F)
America?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (quqPW)
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Let loose the Bankers of Miami. Shit will shine very fast.
Posted by: pudinhead
Help rebuild. Solidify an ally for decades.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (pZ64F)
Exactly.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)
And there's nothing wrong with that!
Posted by: Jerry at March 17, 2026 02:45 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:42 PM (9hqgY)
Maybe by the time Trump is done The US will have 100 states, and include all of North and South America. Maybe we'll have to go bilingual, and learn some Spanish.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:45 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)
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Former president's son (the former president who's in prison, I can never remember these people's names) was leading the one poll I saw of the upcoming Brazilian presidential election.
I believe he's running on a platform of "Fuck the left, it's wholly personal for me."
But, you know, in Portuguese.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:45 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (+wInS)
Narrator: (They didn't know what)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:45 PM (+wInS)
that fucker - Obama - is still around, working behind the scenes.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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Meh, I don't think he's working. I don't even think he reads. I haven't watched his latest interviews -- he did one kind of recently, right? I don't know if the whole thing is available somewhere outside a paywall. But the snippets I saw contained no facts, stats, research, evidence of thought, etc, just anything any ignorant lefty could say on demand.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (n7rxJ)
Bing images did return nice results for 'hot women' from each area but no breakdown of what percentage of the population they make up.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)
100 C-17s air-dropping Happy Meals might change that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (2GVsD)
THe NYT rushed out to say that his predictions were "premature" not "utterly false and discredited"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM
USAID broke Brazil, so we have some interest in fixing it. Just do a Maduro-type raid on their Boasberg clone supreme court judge and their communist president. And spring Bolsonaro from prison.
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Yep.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:14 PM (p7EWr)
Dude, FWIW, if we let Cuba revert to the Taino and Caribes, the jungle would reclaim it in 20 years because there wouldn't be anyone left.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (5a4tQ)
____
You know who else toppled many regimes in a very short time
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (oob1u)
"We live in complicated times," does not have that inspiring ring like VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (aTgV0)
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"If we just let it get a bit worse, the people will rise up."
-North Korean accelerationists, punishing the anti-communist party for not being pure enough on an ancillary issue
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SciVo, Retard Whisperer at March 17, 2026 02:43 PM (Sy6m/)
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He should pounce on and seize Califzuela, Minnesomalia, and New Zimbabwe City next.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (9hqgY)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 02:41 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Please, I Pray You Continue With Your Most Interesting Narrative. at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (BSMtl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (CWTWj)
Now, this is interesting because the Constitution says it is up to CONGRESS to write rules for Courts lower than the Supremes... but delegated that authority to the SUPREMES in 1934.
But, under the Tariff precedent they recently set, they said MAJOR issues cannot really be delegated by Congress, if that power is given TO Congress, by the Constitution.
Seems that rules allowing Judges, to give orders to the entire executive branch, only based on Court Rules, not Law, would fit under that precedent.
And this is even a step further down... a regular Fed Judge, writing the rules that the Constitution says Congress is supposed to write.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 02:15 PM (3BwY
I am surprised the Tech and Crypto bros that moved there for tax purposes don't decide to run it better.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
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I'm just fairly certain that the entire leftist ethos now is "colonialism". It's not even racism anymore when talking about anything outside of American borders.
So, they have to fight colonialism by imposing the current colonial orders.
It's science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:48 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (oob1u)
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Vegas hardest hit ...
Make La Costa Nostra Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 02:48 PM (9hqgY)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)
But if the China situation ever gets squirrelly, the Nork regime goes down fast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (Li94Y)
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Let loose the Bankers of Miami. Shit will shine very fast.
Posted by: pudinhead
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This is the way.
The real question is --- What the fuck would make anyone think the US government (or any government) could fix anything?
How to fix? All we ever know how to do is throw so much money at a situation until it is 10x worse.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (PYyV9)
Hated gays. Loved killed them. Leftist college kids go to LGBTWPDFAAA rallies wearing his visage on T-shirts. Sad.
Posted by: Now that's some cognitive dissonance right there at March 17, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)
Wasn't too fond of black Cubans either.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 02:39 PM (oob1u)
Or black Africans. Went to the Congo during the later parts of the Congo Crisis. Quickly wore out his welcome with the Congolese commie cocksuckers because he was more interested in shooting apostates in prison cells than in getting out into the field to fight the Western-allied groups.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (y9nCu)
with extra Shock and Awe!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (CWTWj)
Nah, they'd give credit to the Fascist Dictator who has cancelled multiple elections, destroyed freedom of speech, jailed political opponents and Church Officials... the Z Man of Ukraine.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)
THe NYT rushed out to say that his predictions were "premature" not "utterly false and discredited"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
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He must disagree with the NYT, since he paid off his famous bet
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:50 PM (BSMtl)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 02:50 PM (L6dcX)
It would be cool if he could see the Cubans take their country back.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (fxCK2)
with extra Shock and Awe!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (MIIRH)
I for one, would like to be the first to welcome our new MAGA Overlord to Trumpifornia.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)
They'd say "Acshulky that is bad thing."
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (L6dcX)
The colonialism stuff is more a European thing although I hear it some in America from lefties. Its their version of slavery as the great past evil that can never be atoned for or left behind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:52 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 02:52 PM (L6dcX)
My solution to California as third world is to break the border wall north on the edge of western Arizona and wall the sumbitch off. Let them enjoy the warm embrace of socialism on their own. Washington and Oregon can join them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:52 PM (pohLc)
The real question is --- What the fuck would make anyone think the US government (or any government) could fix anything?
How to fix? All we ever know how to do is throw so much money at a situation until it is 10x worse.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:49 PM (5a4tQ)
I've come to the conclusion that the ONLY way we fix other places? Not DEMOCRACY... but force a US style Bill of Rights down their throats.
Freedom is the only way to fix them... then let them decide their own Fate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (mP0Kj)
https://is.gd/YTnrEB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (ndZc7)
100 C-17s air-dropping Happy Meals might change that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (2GVsD)
Well, if they include some sort of little prize inside, I guess you can't argue with that!
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)
My solution to California as third world is to break the border wall north on the edge of western Arizona and wall the sumbitch off. Let them enjoy the warm embrace of socialism on their own. Washington and Oregon can join them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:52 PM (pohLc)
My Older Liberal brother lives in So Cal just a few miles from the border...
He says he is never bothered by illegals... and we don't need a wall.... but... his 5 Acre multi million dollar property? Yeah, surrounded by a 12 Foot Cinder Block Wall, with a Powered gate on the driveway... and modern security system.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (mP0Kj)
siht gets real when it's the frogs
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2026 02:32 PM (tljrc)
IT GETS FROGGY!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (dOyjb)
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Let loose the Bankers of Miami. Shit will shine very fast.
Posted by: pudinhead
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Capital, entrepreneurs and engineers. Boom country.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (TtbzS)
Paul Ehrlich died on 3/13. Hadn't heard that. His population crashed
THe NYT rushed out to say that his predictions were "premature" not "utterly false and discredited"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
Did they mention that he was a virulently racist cocksucker? The first chapter of his stupid book had him and his wife walking the streets of Bombay, and when he looked out at a "sea of brown faces" (a direct quote, by the way) that's what planted the seed for his population ideas.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (mP0Kj)
The wealthy who live in gated compounds are never bothered by illegals, in fact they enjoy having access to the semi-slave labor whenever they wish.
It’s people who actually work for a living and live in middle class housing that suffer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)
he was a plumber, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (rbvCR)
cp/m hardest hit
Posted by: anachronda
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They don't care about debauchery they want to ID you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (cS1cw)
Kim Jong Un has been launching some missiles and spouting "Hey! Trump! Look at me! What about my needs?"
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Reforger at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (rpbjO)
No, Trump should NOT be added to Mount Rushmore.
Well, only because it causes Leftist heads to explode like cheap Pinatas, should the words Rushmore and Trump be said in the same breath. We need to start a Trump for Rushmore committee.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:40 PM (pohLc)
Nah, the ex-pats will fund it, the locals will rebuild and the US will give a ready market for their exports.
Unless the Dems win, in which case the US will fund it, the Chinese will rebuild and they will go back to sending green oranges and wooden bananas to Germany
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Da7Vv)
You censored my point! The Mount Rushmore club are a bunch of pikers compared to Trump. Give him his own damn mountain - a BIGGER ONE!
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (8avO+)
When his population bomb fizzled - he invented man made global warming as its replacement Malthusian system. Not many people realize that.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)
Judge Moraes is being accused at the moment for being balls deep in a major bank fraud and bank corruption issue, which is probably up there in value with the Carwash scandal that went no where.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)
They are just afraid Cuba will start producing Che shirts with Trump or Rubio's head on them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)
california?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 02:00 PM (j+aD2)
New York City
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)
Washington and Jefferson were slaveholders, Lincoln and Roosevelt were Republicans, so, yeah, what's the problem with blowing Mt. Rushmore up?
It's not like Democrats visit anyway.
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (Y8DZL)
I don't disagree with you, its just that Rushmore has an existing shrine rep with Libs, it screws with their heads, and infuriates them, to push the idea of placing his likeness on Rushmore. We could "compromise" with them by having a bigger mountain for his face. Best of both worlds. Push Rushmore first to get them steamed up and wasting their time and money trying to stop it.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (Da7Vv)
The "Rods from God*" of legend, dropped upon North Korea's mountain range full of artillery that overlooks Seoul, and their Luke sites. Silent death from near Earth orbit.
*Telephone pole size tungsten rods stored in orbit above the Earth, secretly.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (BRvvM)
cp/m hardest hit
Posted by: anachronda
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As does California. BSD has already told California they'll not allow future installs in the State.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Rw0Zp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 04:19 PM (xG4kz)
New York City
Posted by: Oldcat
I am looking forward to seeing those videos from Cuba being repeated in NYC in two years' time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 04:21 PM (xG4kz)
Paul Ehrlich died on 3/13. Hadn't heard that. His population crashed
One of the Old Great Earth Scolds is no more.
Well... bye!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 04:23 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 17, 2026 06:24 PM (bexpN)
Posted by: Indy Bill at March 17, 2026 07:03 PM (X6hcS)
Iran's De Facto Supreme Leader Ali Larijani Dies of Complications Due to Mojtaba Khamenei's AIDS and an Israeli Airstrike But Mostly Complications Due to Mojtaba Khamenei's AIDS
Ali Larijani, the secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council, was considered one of the most veteran and senior figures within the Iranian regime leadership and was a close associate of the Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. During the most recent wave of protests in Iran, Larijani employed violent enforcement measures and repression operations, personally overseeing the massacre against Iranians protesting the regime. After Khamenei was killed in the opening strikes of the war over two weeks ago, Larijani consolidated his status as the de facto leader of the Iranian regime and led the combat efforts against the State of Israel and countries across the region.Reports say that even before Khamenei was killed, Larijani had been put in charge of all of Iran's day-to-day management.
He delivered a defiant message on state television after the U.S.-Israeli strikes killed Khamenei, warning that Iran would make its enemies "regret" their actions and promising a forceful response.That forceful response? Dying like a cigarette crushed under a boot. Trump is reportedly very angry at the Europeans for refusing to help keep the Strait of America open -- and keeping their own oil flowing. The US doesn't depend on the Strait of America. Europe does. And they're refusing to send ships to keep it clear.
President Donald Trump on Tuesday called out NATO for making a "very foolish mistake" by not helping the U.S. with the Iran operation, though he added "we don't need them." Trump made the comments when answering questions from reporters during a meeting with the Taoiseach of Ireland in the Oval Office at the White House. "I think NATO's making a very foolish mistake," Trump said when a reporter asked about getting America's allies to assist the U.S. in escorting oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz. "And I've long said that, you know, I wonder whether or not NATO would ever be there for us." Trump added: "So this is a this was a great test because we don't need them, but they should have been there."Warmongering homosexual homonculous Lindsey Graham ranted emotionally as usual, but he's not wrong.
Lindsey GrahamIt's time to end NATO. There is no reciprocal advantage to the US -- it's just a blank-check commitment to continue supporting this dying-but-Islamizing continent with no counter-commitments flowing back to us. They have no capacity or desire to defend themselves, let alone provide any kind of defense for us.
@LindseyGrahamSC Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies' unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what's at stake. ... The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America. I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.
UPDATE: he’s dead. https://t.co/USwewX9vsm
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) March 17, 2026
🚨 BREAKING - IRAN
— Savakzadeh (@Savakzadeh) March 17, 2026
Ali Larijani has reportedly been killed while hiding in his safe house.
In 1977 he entered Iran from Iraq, committing acts of terrorism against Iranians, before finally becoming part of the Islamic Republic as Khameneis advisor. A terrorist in a suit. pic.twitter.com/PoOwQ7I6oT
“You don’t understand, I had to import a million billion migrants from third world hellholes who refuse to assimilate; the alternative was that AfD might win.”
— Simulator di tutti i Simulatori (@fleshsimulator) March 16, 2026
“What’s their platform?”
“Not importing a million billion third world migrants, mostly.” https://t.co/CzIG7eOksv
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (gYnrv)
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Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (bKl8/)
Posted by: WaPo reader at March 17, 2026 12:27 PM (eOFY+)
Trump added: "So this is a this was a great test because we don't need them, but they should have been there."
It has been noted before that the most likely reason for Europe's refusal to help is Europe's inability to help. They can't very well say "yeah, we've been playing you for a sucker for the last 80 years", so they act like this is a principled stand.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Sco7b)
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Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (q177U)
I fear @vali_nasr is right. When I met Ali Larijani I found him an absolute insider kingpin of the Iranian regime -- but also the kind of strong and pragmatic leader who just might be able to hammer out a peace deal. Not sure, but I wonder if the war will now be harder to end.
Remember during the Cold War when we needed to back "the doves in the Kremlin"?
Same thing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (IBXdg)
Guard have anyone in leadership who's under 60? Not that I'm hoping they do, but every picture I've seen in an old guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (rZCVI)
safe house more like a dead house
they can't all be winners
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)
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That's not imperialism. That's just Persia's thousands of years of history.
Apparently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (DgMqy)
lol
*spit*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (MIIRH)
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Well, he got his 72 virgins. What'd we get?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (spihY)
Violets are blue.
Roses are red.
I might have been gay.
But I’m definitely dead.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Sco7b)
It was safe until it wasn't.
You have the benefit of hindsight.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (pDt9x)
Why, yes, he did. I think the Farsi translation was "They can't hit an elephant from here."
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (zCBta)
The problem is that a spike in oil prices in Europe and China will lead to them buying up oil from other sources, which will then indirectly raise prices in America, which is Iran's goal.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)
Then fuck Europe.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (IBXdg)
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It's actually mostly China and India.
We get less than 10% of our oil imports from the Middle East. And we produce a shit ton more today than we did during the 70s.
The only medium term effect of slowing traffic in the Strait is how many Bugatis shale oil well owners in America will end up buying before the end of the year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (p7EWr)
Do I take it that Queers for Palestine are now going to open a chapter known as Queers for Iran?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (MIIRH)
Very well. Let us know if there is any change in his condition...
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (DgMqy)
Just checked ... senor es morte ...
Posted by: zombie Francisco Franco at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (kgE5c)
We make more money from sanctions, black-market oil, and constrained supplies. EACH of which is controlled by us!
Posted by: NATO at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (7kply)
NEW HOTNESS: Strait of AMERICA
And Europe and the UK will pay for it.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace
Who can hold out longer? Those who have oil here, or those that have to import every drop?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (IBXdg)
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It's called the Fix Everything Switch, and then entire edifice of governance in the West since WWII has been specifically designed to find reasons to not flip the switch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/252yhx6e
Posted by: ALLAH at March 17, 2026 12:32 PM (dmDsy)
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USAID Grift > NATO Grift
Implode the UN Building and build a Big Beautiful Trump Middle Finger-Shaped Tower.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (spihY)
I fear @vali_nasr is right. When I met Ali Larijani I found him an absolute insider kingpin of the Iranian regime -- but also the kind of strong and pragmatic leader who just might be able to hammer out a peace deal. Not sure, but I wonder if the war will now be harder to end.
Was he also an ascetic scholar, like Al-Baghdadi?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)
It was a mostly peaceful house.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (jGGMD)
They don't have enough time to play that game out.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (erF49)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ace
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They have to go back of the line on existing contracts.
And shale oil contracts will open up with oil being so high.
We're well into the "it's profitable to open new shale oil wells" and miles past, "uncap existing wells that weren't that profitable before."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (AlhUl)
@LindseyGrahamSC
I share that anger given what's at stake.
Must be an election year for Lindsey.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (hh6iI)
Not wrong, you say... must be an election year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (ExV1e)
They keep telling us oil is bad right? So...let's help them live what they claim to believe
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)
Imma disagree with you there, because the Nips seem to be getting their act together. Their defense spending is way up, and Sanae Takaichi seems to be a strong, proactive leader.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
They have no capacity or desire to defend themselves, let alone provide any kind of defense for us. -Ace-
Euros have been mighty smug about their government bennies and lifestyle, afforded by us covering their butts militarily.
Time to stand on their own, which as we all know will lead to war on the continent in 10 years.
Then they'll expect us to do the right thing (to paraphrase Churchill, after we've exhausted every other option), and they're probably right.
But maybe not.
Some of them may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to make (more paraphrasing)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (+wInS)
Regardless, fuck these Eurotrash fuckers with a fuckstick up the fuckhole.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: WaPo reader at March 17, 2026 12:27 PM (eOFY+)
cowboy poetry and weight lifting with harry reid...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (nsSpm)
Nobody NEEDS parasites, and certainly not an entire organization dedicated to parasitism.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (AhCY4)
The Chinese aren't about to get their Navy embarrassed the way they got their Weapons Systems embarrassed.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (erF49)
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Are we sure that that was John Lennon who was murdered and not a body double?
/Regardless, he is dead yet ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 12:35 PM (spihY)
They don't have enough time to play that game out.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:33 PM (erF49)
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Their bigger problem is natural gas, which isn't a global commodity and doesn't suffer the same global swings in prices when one source (like Qatar) is suddenly cut off.
It limits the impact to the direct customers.
Europe should have been buying our natural gas years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:35 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: rickb223
I’m a black and white kinda gal myself. No tolerance for the wishy washy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 12:35 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:35 PM (+wInS)
It's an absolutely fucking retarded ideology founded by lazy retards Marx and Engels, and adhered to 100+ years later by millions of other lazy retards, leaving millions of corpses in their wake.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 12:35 PM (3BwY8)
EU to help Ukraine to repair Druzhba pipeline
>Pravda: Reference to €90bn loan and 20th sanctions package dropped from EU statement on Druzhba pipeline, March 17, 2026
A sentence linking the repair of the Druzhba oil pipeline to a €90 billion EU loan for Ukraine and the EU's 20th sanctions package against Russia has been removed from a joint statement by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen and European Council President António Costa dated 17 March.
Source: European Pravda correspondent in Brussels
Details: The EU statement on the Druzhba pipeline was edited, with a sentence removed that had linked the resumption of Russian oil supplies to Europe to both a €90 billion EU loan for Ukraine and the 20th sanctions package against Russia.
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>Bloomberg: EU to restart Proses to Ratify US Trade Deal after Block, 2 hours ago
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (NFX2v)
Had Kamala won, she would have extradited Americans to Britain to face thought crime trials.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)
I guess the problem is that in both countries, for two or more generations, the only gun culture exists with those at the top, the ones subjugating the citizens. Those citizens would require a hard 20 week basic training in weapons know-how, and then a whole lot of drills to learn the elements of assault on a fixed position.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (KiBMU)
Never hang your hat on The Argument of Utility.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (erF49)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (hh6iI)
I mean, it's a Mideast war, so this is one of the few circumstances where we can trust him to share his true feelings.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (QMN48)
Eventually some police officer in some small town will find out that he's the new Supreme Leader and will surrender just prior to being bombed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 12:35 PM (W2Pud)
Ma'am ...
***tips cap***
Posted by: Capt. Woodrow F. Call at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (hh6iI)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (erF49)
Also, if you call it your 'safe house', are you really hiding?
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (AhCY4)
Posted by: garrett
let's hope.
I dunno. As you all know, I'm a student of history. A real "buff" if you will.
Anyway, the one thing I know from history is that the Air Force (originally the Army Air Force) has promised that it could win a war entirely from the skies since the anti-industrial bombing campaign against Hitler. This has simply never, ever happened. Absolutely, air power can "hollow out" a regime so that ground forces can then just walk over what's left of them (remember the Afghanistan bombing campaign), but at the end, you do absolutely need those ground forces to drive the enemy out and kill them.
I keep wondering what the end game is. I speculate that maybe a drone campaign can serve as Almost Ground Forces, but I dunno.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (TtbzS)
'If I can't have him, nobody can....REEEEE!'
Chick Math.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (erF49)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (8zz6B)
But the other news is that Soleimani - the Basij warlord - also got his face blown off by Jews today.
To me, that's the bigger news. The street militias are now leaderless, for the time being. A good step toward an uprising, if one is going to happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (BI5O2)
I think there was a Bible story about this. With an interesting lesson.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (pDt9x)
Unlike Australia, Japan is prohibited from helping by their Constitution. The one we helped them write after WW2. I'd cut them a bit of slack.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)
Very well. Let us know if there is any change in his condition...
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (DgMqy)
Just checked ... senor es morte ...
Posted by: zombie Francisco Franco at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (3sXRv)
he's joined generalissimo francisco franco....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (nsSpm)
The most likely scenario at this point is a bunch of different governors/military leaders all claim to be the supreme leader.
Then we'll keep bombing the worst of that lot while we let the rest fight it out.
Eventually they'll get a leader that has been very, very careful to not draw our attention and will continue to be very, very careful to not do so.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
Have 2 niblings who are currently serving and are, or have recently been, in harm's way. Believe they are fine with this progress.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (ssz2a)
This is the other thing I keep praying for -- air dropping in pallets and pallets and pallets of guns and grenades and radios, and just letting the civilians take them.
We don't care if the Basij or IRGC forces get the guns -- they already have all the guns and ammo they could want. We just need the civillians to have weapons too!
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
5m
Trump: "NATO is making a very foolish mistake. I've long said I wonder if NATO would ever be there for us. So this was a great test. Because we don't need them."
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So let it be written. So let it be done.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (x8PQF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (+wInS)
Merkel and co don't care about Germany, so if importing jihadis to maintain her and her allies' power comes at the cost of killing the country she's fine with it...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)
Which is why we should end NATO and just levy a protection tax on Europe. 50% of GDP sounds about right.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)
It's because none of the "news" sources they follow said anything about the 30k killed--to them it never happened.
So you're the liar for bringing that up.
We don't have common ground with the left anymore--we don't even have common facts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (HXT0k)
What brightens my day is the thought that this sentiment, which was a universal truth a decade or so ago, is now on one side of the Overton window, and may soon get pushed out altogether.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (PVV5z)
I missed that. Does his first name begin with a G? Because I did see something about a Gorzumula (or whatever) getting dead.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (ssz2a)
The Stasi won ... end of story.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3sXRv)
I keep wondering what the end game is. I speculate that maybe a drone campaign can serve as Almost Ground Forces, but I dunno.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
I wondered about the same thing last week, as in what’s the wrapup plan. Maybe it is just destroy it all and walk away. I can live with that I suppose. Maybe the Sunnis in the area install a puppet.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (pDt9x)
Oh wait, Germany can't easily restart theirs because the cooling towers have been razed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)
Pull the plug.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)
Then fuck Europe.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (IBXdg)
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It's actually mostly China and India.
We get less than 10% of our oil imports from the Middle East. And we produce a shit ton more today than we did during the 70s.
The only medium term effect of slowing traffic in the Strait is how many Bugatis shale oil well owners in America will end up buying before the end of the year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (p7EWr)
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Bugatti. Two "t"s, bro. Founded by Ettore Bugatti. He was building exotic cars long before Enzo Ferrari or Ferruccio Lamborghini.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
5m
Trump: "NATO is making a very foolish mistake. I've long said I wonder if NATO would ever be there for us. So this was a great test. Because we don't need them."
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So let it be written. So let it be done.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 12:40 PM (x8PQF)
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NATO came to Bush's aid in Iraq, it shall be remembered.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Denny Crane - And No, This Time I Do Not Mean That Sexually. Although.. It IS Hot... at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (dmDsy)
I haven't seen a lot of the videos showing the Iranians stacking weaponry...but, I have seen a few.
Hopefully the Israelis have been seeding the population with more arms than they are displaying.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (erF49)
Posted by: ace
That's the problem. We don't know what the IDF/Mossad has been doing behind the scenes. We don't know if they have been in contact with Iranian patriots. We don't know even what our people have been doing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (IBXdg)
Airstrip One provides a convenient break for our aircrews in transit to real countries.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (4NO2D)
Then fuck Europe.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:29 PM (IBXdg)
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The government of the United States committed itself to global freedom of the seas over a half century ago. The wisdom of that is debatable of course. What's not up for debate is the fact that the USA protects a lot of trade that never makes it to the USA.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (HTa/G)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
Yup. If you listen to the clip, she talks about how the AFD hates the elites, and what they're doing to the country, and she said "we can't allow that', while accusing the AFD of basically being fascists. She really said that, and not ironically.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
Europe is useless, NATO is useless, The UK no longer has a navy and by attacking Iran we help Ukraine because they were sending Drones to Russia and the Biggest Loser is China thier tech is garbage and now several scientists that were Radar techs have vanished
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Ali Laryngitis at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (qUkBO)
I keep wondering what the end game is. I speculate that maybe a drone campaign can serve as Almost Ground Forces, but I dunno.
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It has potential!
(warning - violence !)
https://tinyurl.com/44u2fhan
Overall, we may not be talking regular army. I noticed regular army is sitting this one out, even regular police, it is all IRGC and Basijis who are causing deaths and havoc. And most of those are hated arabs - Iraqis, and other jihadis from abroad, Afganis etc.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:43 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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This is the important part of my post, yes.
Gotta get the Italian spelling on proper names right. I am trying to continue my Italian education, I am.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:43 PM (p7EWr)
The "special" relationship with England was getting humped by them, and they don't even give the common courtesy of a reach around.
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Stateless
It was "safe" in the "masks and social distancing" sense.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (D6yEl)
Europe doesn't have anything to say sorry for. Trump treats all of you like sh*t and plays with your economies with his tariffs. You stood with us in every war so we know what's really going on. We're with all of you because we're saying no to Trump as well.
Come the midterms we're ending his rein of bullsh*t he forces on the whole world. After he loses power we're sending all of them to prison for their many crimes against us and everyone else.
We got this. Hang in there we'll be back better and stronger than ever. We got you too.
Does the reluctance from other countries signal declining US influence, or simply caution about escalating the conflict with Iran
As an American I'm glad to see that NATO is not coming to his rescue. He made this mess, it's on him. He wants to be remembered by history so badly, no one will forget this failure.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (qkmFV)
I only know how to order two double espressos.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (erF49)
Pull the plug.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)
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Can it please be entered into the AoS Stylebook that from here on out the UK is referred to as Gay Island?
Thanks!
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)
The "special" relationship with England was getting humped by them, and they don't even give the common courtesy of a reach around.
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (IifOV)
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The special relationship was never more than they leech off of us militarily (since WWI) and we jibe each other about speaking English wrong in the interim.
Air Strip One is the proper name of the country since it decided that it wasn't worth having a navy sometime in the 90s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (p7EWr)
And taking Greenland.
Fuck Europe, they refuse to defend themselves, let them fall.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)
Win win?
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:43 PM (p7EWr)
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Then you can be illiterate in both languages!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (u73oe)
apparently not, Trump said we sank their whole navy but then a week later we were still blowing ships up. I think the real claim is that we sank all of their *main* navy ships, but they still have fast attack boats and such. Plus they still have drones and missiles that can hit ships.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)
The Strait is narrow enough that medium strength arms, mines and drones are a serious consideration.
Unfortunately, Jihadis don't rely on security to act. Anyone willing to die in the process of attacking the strait becomes an impediment.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (erF49)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
We request help and you say, "nah fam. Not feeling it". Then it's time to end that shit. We aren't the world's policemen. Time everyone put on their big girl panties.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 12:37 PM (QMN4
Allah's Protection Service gets five star reviews from the mullahs of Iran.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 12:44 PM (qkmFV)
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Well, then Europe can pay for its own defense, then.
Good thing there isn't some kind of regional war on the eastern side of the continent that's been consuming European attention for the past 4 years or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
I wondered about the same thing last week, as in what’s the wrapup plan. Maybe it is just destroy it all and walk away. I can live with that I suppose. Maybe the Sunnis in the area install a puppet.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (pDt9x)
i do think this is the end goal. wreck their ability to do anything, tell them to not make me come back, and walk away
and if we have to come back in six months,
lather
rinse
repeate
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (hUS/0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Drones and such launched from shore. Can't get away from shore if you're in a strait.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (D6yEl)
...in the Persian Gulf.
There are still a lot of small boats running around their shores, is my guess.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)
Win win?
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (61TgR)
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Russia is being overrun with Muslims now.
The idea that it's not is...weird.
Should be a full third of Russia in about 15 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Keir Starmer at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (qUkBO)
Ho visto Bugatti aprire per Lamborghini e Ferrari nel mille nove cento settanta due.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (W/QOq)
Oh wait, Germany can't easily restart theirs because the cooling towers have been razed.
Posted by: Anna Puma
They dynamited the towers and tore out the foundations. I imagine they also salted the earth just to make sure the country would die.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (hh6iI)
The unified messaging from Trump, Israel, and the family of the former Shah that Iranians should hole up and wait for a signal strongly suggests that some form of preparations is ongoing. I mean, besides whack-a-mole-ing the mullahs and IRGC and Basji.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:43 PM (p7EWr)
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Then you can be illiterate in both languages!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (u73oe)
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It's good to have goals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (p7EWr)
How are the Chinese or Japanese not in there farming XP for their forces?
The Chinese aren't about to get their Navy embarrassed the way they got their Weapons Systems embarrassed.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (erF49)
Plus, the ChiNee PLA do a bang-up job shooting unarmed students on the streets of Peking and running them over with their shitty T-55 copy tanks. Not so good when they go up against elite soldiers like... S Sudanese rebels with rusty AKs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (4NO2D)
A regime must have enforcers, and that's what is new. We can literally annihilate their enforcers on an individual basis. Individual citizens are calling up airstrikes via Starlink. There are reports that 90% of the Basiji aren't showing up for work, presumably because they want to keep breathing.
My best guess is that the Shah will form a transitional government to hold elections. After that, the outcome is anyone's guess, but how much worse could it be than the mullahs.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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This is the important part of my post, yes.
Gotta get the Italian spelling on proper names right. I am trying to continue my Italian education, I am.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:43 PM (p7EWr)
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The Blade, he is always happy to help. He is good and kind and generous like that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (+wInS)
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1 I like the joke I saw that went, "it used to be called the Strait of Muz, until your mom went through it."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 06:32 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (spihY)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (M9gjJ)
Don't we have an army of Mine Detecting Dolphins?
Fucking cephalopods. Barely more reliable than Europeans.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (erF49)
They are acting like our job is to bake them chicken nuggets and keep their Internet working and their job is to complain when whenever we cut their allowance.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (0MjtC)
The amazing things as well is how the "facts" the left has change so often.
Epstein was a right wing conspiracy theory from 2020-25. In late '25 and now '26 though every prominent R is an Epstein client
Or...COVID was a naturally evolved disease from a Chinese wet market where the COVID vaccine would completely "stop the spread" and the government needed to do everything possible to make people take the shot. Now? COVID was a minor thing that no one ever implemented a lockdown or vaccine mandate over and the "vaccine" only ever reduced symptoms no one claimed anything else...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
apparently not, Trump said we sank their whole navy but then a week later we were still blowing ships up. I think the real claim is that we sank all of their *main* navy ships, but they still have fast attack boats and such. Plus they still have drones and missiles that can hit ships.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)
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There's been traffic through the strait for more than a week.
Ships have started going through without turning off their transponders now.
All while oil is redirected either through pipelines owned by UAE and Oman or by ships just going around Saudi Arabia on their way to the region rather than the Persian Gulf.
Almost like global commodities markets don't like stillness and find ways around blockages.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Double consonants on all proper names.
Ettore Bugatti. Enzo Ferrari. Ferruccio Lamborghini.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)
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Blowing each other in a giant pile of writhing naked flesh because Obama is half black and had a nice crease in his pants.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (3BwY8)
is that true? I had that fantasy but I didn't know it was actually happening.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (hh6iI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a
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Defending a shipping lane so that they may receive necessary oil is not aggression. Japan has a defense force.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bones at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (7G6CY)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)
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Which is weird because they haven't laid...any.
The whole mine thing was a creation of Bertrand, a fiction, like all of her Russian collusion reporting.
You can't just throw a mine off the side of a speedboat and expect it to do...anything but go to shore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)
Convenient amnesia ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (u73oe)
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The real challenge is being an asshole in both languages!
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (spihY)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (4NO2D)
que?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (nsSpm)
I think the submersible Drones are the real concern, these days.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Shut up, they screech.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (P7vXf)
Ho visto Bugatti aprire per Lamborghini e Ferrari nel mille nove cento settanta due.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (W/QOq)
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Google translate to the rescue, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (pDt9x)
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I would think two big objectives that need to be achieved would be reopen the strait and I'm afraid, get the highly enriched uranium out of the country.
Posted by: WisRich at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (G0vdT)
That's been claimed, but I don't think it is actually true.
If you want to conquer the territory? Then sure. That's not what we want in Iran...we want a leadership that won't attack American interests. I think you can get that by just continuously killing the leaders that want to continue that...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)
While that makes it difficult to accurately opine on the events on the ground. Us not knowing what's going on means it's likely that the enemy also doesn't know what's going on. And that's a good thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (ExV1e)
Time to stand on their own, which as we all know will lead to war on the continent in 10 years."
So, pretty much all of urropean history, then...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)
is that true? I had that fantasy but I didn't know it was actually happening.
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we don't know how they are doing it , but it is true - Iran International confirmed it.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
Drones can't really be anything more than light infantry (Delbrueck), but their effect is outsized until counter-units are more powerful. Drones can occupy only unoccupied territory. Briefly.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)
A moderator tied to some of the platform’s largest trans subreddits was exposed as a convicted child sex offender.
But here’s the part that’s really raising eyebrows...
Users claim other moderators knew.
And instead of removing him, they discussed ways to protect his identity.
So now the account is gone, but the questions aren’t.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (Y1sOo)
++++
There's an app for that.
Posted by: BombDash at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (7G6CY)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Constitutions can be amended. We got our booze back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Double consonants on all proper names.
Ettore Bugatti. Enzo Ferrari. Ferruccio Lamborghini.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:48 PM (IBXdg)
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"Hey, what about me?"
-- Vinnie Boombatz
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM (y9nCu)
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Also have small chinese peepee
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
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Right because she would rather kill Germany than almost anything. Her goal is to kill Germany.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (TtbzS)
and they were very solid in the 90s when I dealt with them. I'd wager they'd fuck some shit up post haste given the opportunity....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:47 PM
He's published an outline of a plan. Basically, after six months a plebiscite on whether they want a constitutional monarchy or have someone else as head of state, he openly prefers the former as you would expect. But he pledges to respect the vote. Either way, elections in a year and he is either head of state or retires.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)
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Who needs tankers when you can have rocket-propelled barges on skates hauling oil across green glass?
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (spihY)
Posted by: What's necessary isn't always pretty at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)
The shipping lanes are only 25 miles from Iran. I think I read here, though, that the mere threat of attack is enough for the London insurance companies to withdraw coverage on the ships, and that is what shuts down traffic.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (AhCY4)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (baPXJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)
I say... let them crash!!
Posted by: That Guy From the Airplane Movie at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Keir Starmer
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When did this whole "special relationship" start? Even after WW1, we had war plans against Britain into the 30s.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (XvL8K)
...in the Persian Gulf.
There are still a lot of small boats running around their shores, is my guess.
Posted by: garrett
Out: Cajun Navy
In: Persian Navy
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (qkmFV)
Users claim other moderators knew.
MAPs and trannies overlap pretty significantly.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
Along with antifa membership apparently.
Posted by: Ghost of Ernst Rohm at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)
If they can build an Iron Dome to protect an entire country ftom big missiles, why can't each ship have it's own anti drone Dome?
I suppose drones are a lot quicker, so harder to intercept. It certainly seems like something that needs to be developed tout de suite
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM
That group is about to be brutally fucked, they just don't know it yet. With Iran settled, attention will turn to the other chokepoint.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (4NO2D)
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Free America from Ireland!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (RIvkX)
Drones have substantially changed the game. It’s not just cost, its capabilities. Lingering munitions have the capability to precisely and selectively take out targets. Add to that a substantial upgrade of munitions (smaller packages targeted to various missions) and it’s a game changer.
I believe the strategy here is to degrade their capabilities as much as possible, take out the worst people and wait for a phone call from whoever is left.
I am a huge critic of regime change. I hated the CPA and tha asshole Paul Bremer. What the did was take out the Baath Party and therefore put Iraq on the road to the mess we saw later on. So Trump et al, is taking the lessons learned from that and trying to keep some semblance of public order through continuity, with new people at the helm. YMMV.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (moGJJ)
The one protecting Brin was Ceder Woof or Cedar Paws who needs to be interrogated by the USSS because of one comment calling for the death of the Orange Man.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (2GVsD)
is that true? I had that fantasy but I didn't know it was actually happening.
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we don't know how they are doing it , but it is true - Iran International confirmed it.
Posted by: runner
"Hello? Domino's? Yeah. I'd like a large HE pizza to be delivered to the Tehran Daily News Office. Who? Just ask for To Whom It May Concern".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (IBXdg)
I love those pics - sure, 75' fiberglass hulls have 4 or 5 "mounts" w/2,000+ lb "mines" on top... on plane...
How do two guys on the boat ... toss 'em off?
Beuller?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)
A moderator tied to some of the platform’s largest trans subreddits was exposed as a convicted child sex offender.
But here’s the part that’s really raising eyebrows...
Users claim other moderators knew.
And instead of removing him, they discussed ways to protect his identity.
So now the account is gone, but the questions aren’t.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
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Aren't they all sex offenders? I mean, the prime reason for adult men to transition seems to be so they can get access to young boys and girls, and wave their snakes at them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)
Don't we have an army of Mine Detecting Dolphins?
Fucking cephalopods. Barely more reliable than Europeans.
*cough*cetaceans*cough*
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (1wILg)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (KiBMU)
You don't need 20 weeks of hard training and an encyclopedic knowledge of firearms in order to ambush a regime thug in a dark alley with a simple double-action revolver. All you need is the gun and the will to use it.
And in both cases, the regime relies upon street thugs to keep the populace controlled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (8zz6B)
Russia is not going to invade greater Europe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (Y1sOo)
With Iran otherwise occupied they're going to run out of "boom" pretty quick. Almost as if taking on Iran really *was* the key to making peace in the area.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)
I love those pics - sure, 75' fiberglass hulls have 4 or 5 "mounts" w/2,000+ lb "mines" on top... on plane...
How do two guys on the boat ... toss 'em off?
Beuller?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)
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How do they anchor them in place?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)
The Saudis would love to go Third World on the Houthis and the only thing that was keeping them at bay was the Iranian Regime.
The Houthi are not long for this world.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:56 PM (erF49)
Most military ships of any size do but they are VERY expensive and consist of tech we'd rather not just hand out to commercial operations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (IBXdg)
Allo, mama? Ali has a long mustache...
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)
Russia is not going to invade greater Europe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)
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And Russia is mass importing its own Muslims.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (p7EWr)
Exactly - they have nothing to offer. Even when they do help, it consists of sending a dozen sailors to serve on U.S. ships.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (L6dcX)
Bingo. Maritime traffic is extraordinarily risk averse.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
So how did the gay community then handle this? Pretty much all male homosexual marriages are open.
Well restrictions on grooming and having sex with kids are another "stupid bourgeois idea" the left wants to get rid of...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
You can't just throw a mine off the side of a speedboat and expect it to do...anything but go to shore.
Yeah, you can't cite (Boris and) Natasha Bertrand as anything but fiction.
PJ Media has a story today about how fucking Al Jazeera is more accurate and more optimistic about the US and Israel's success than any US media outlet.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)
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Drones operate effectively as sustained suppressing fire. Keeps the bad guys' heads down and kills the ones dumb enough to pop up.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (3BwY8)
I wrote it myself and then tested it by having Apple translate it back to English. Which made it very clear that “aprite” was not the correct form of “open” to use, but otherwise I got it understandably right (which is different from not-getting-yelled-at-by-an-Italian-right).
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (moGJJ)
Again we see the furry-assassin connection
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Denny Crane - And No, This Time I Do Not Mean That Sexually. Although.. It IS Hot... at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (dmDsy)
When they show up to confiscate my guns, I will dutifully turn in every gun I'm on record of having purchased.
They will have crossed a red line, however.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (zafwz)
A moderator tied to some of the platform’s largest trans subreddits was exposed as a convicted child sex offender.
But here’s the part that’s really raising eyebrows...
Users claim other moderators knew.
And instead of removing him, they discussed ways to protect his identity.
Posted by: SMOD
I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (qkmFV)
Ya know what, I really, really hate those guys. Put pineapple on it.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
PJ Media has a story today about how fucking Al Jazeera is more accurate and more optimistic about the US and Israel's success than any US media outlet.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
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"It's obvious what the US-Israeli war goals are, and it's obvious that the US-Israeli efforts are succeeding."
-Al frekin' Jazeera
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (p7EWr)
...and then sending them to the Ukrainian Front. almost immediately upon arrival.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)
The Houthi are not long for this world.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 12:56 PM (erF49)
More like the Whothi ... amirite
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (3sXRv)
They are Sunni, and funded by the Sunnis, not Shiite Iran. Iran has been dumping money into Democrat coffers for at least 20 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (PYyV9)
We don't. The joos do. At least, according to the Iranians.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (hh6iI)
I wrote it myself and then tested it by having Apple translate it back to English. Which made it very clear that “aprite” was not the correct form of “open” to use, but otherwise I got it understandably right (which is different from not-getting-yelled-at-by-an-Italian-right).
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (W/QOq)
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I bet the Italian verb that closest means "to open for" as we would use it in terms of a band is actually food related. Like some obscure term for opening one's mouth, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)
I mean, if they can put a network of Omega-47 mines around the entirety of Federation space in a couple of days, this should be a breeze.
Posted by: But we need a polycule-raised gay Klingon to do it at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Britain's Royal Navy is one of the best examples - on a day to day basis, Britain has perhaps 2 or 3 surface combatants and a single sub in service. They can deploy perhaps one of the surface combatants, intermittently. They lack the support infrastructure to sustain that deployment and so would depend on the US. They have 2 aircraft carriers but even after nearly a decade in service they are not ready for combat deployments.
The Royal Air Force is hardly any better, having 2 or 3 squadrons of tactical aircraft in effective service, with perhaps one being in a deployable state at any given time. They can offer little more than a token force.
Germany is even worse off. France is perhaps slightly better but only slightly so.
Posted by: Sloucho at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (B9ht/)
Magic. Or AI. Or something.
They haven't worked that out yet.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)
"one pineapple, anchovy, C4 pizza coming up"
--Domino's
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (hNsiU)
They may want to consult with their fellow Iranian client group Hezbollah, which is currently experiencing a Lebanese Army/IDF team-up now that Lebanon no longer is afraid of Iran.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:59 PM (hh6iI)
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The largest hit Iran did in the strait actually happened hundreds of miles away to two Iraqi oil tankers in the Persian Gulf.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: garrett
Yeah, the plan is probably trying to do like they did to the USS Cole. But the Cole was refueling I guess.
I imagine everyone there is on full alert now.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (Sco7b)
IIRC, Maritime Vessels aren't even allowed defensive weaponry...for some retarded reason.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (YsPj+)
They will have crossed a red line, however.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Bring level IV plates. .308 is hungry.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
Al Jizzya is a Sunni paid for propaganda outlet, and the Sunni's have a vested interest in the Shiites being knocked down a peg or five.
They may not be honest brokers of info either is my point
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)
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Duolingo hasn't gotten to that yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (p7EWr)
Yeah I think the reality is they are declining to help because it would reveal how pathetic and nonexistent their sea power is.
But to be honest, with the Islamification of Europe, its probably for the best they have a crappy military.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (PYyV9)
The same scenario would work here.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Some of the other moderators of that trans sub-reddit actually told Cedar Paws this was stupid and left.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (moGJJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (TtbzS)
Well, I'm guessing that Japan's government doesn't consider an increase in the price of oil to meet the bar required for them to use their defense force. Since it's been argued that the force, as constituted, already violates their Constitution, I'm prepared to cut them some slack.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (GD0B3)
I assume Trump wants this more as a political thing then any actual military aid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
This is pretty much the endgame of queer theory.
Posted by: It's the quiet part getting louder at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)
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Guardia
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (RIvkX)
If only we had a Drone Specialist in the Horde...
We could ask her about this.
... and her breasts.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (erF49)
I think the idea was it would be less expensive and easier on our guys to have a few mules around to do some heavy lifting and logistics.
Plus, if we could use European and other ships to escort tankers through the strait it puts less of a burden on our guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (PYyV9)
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The Joe Kent story gets...stickier.
The WH knew he leaked. They told Tulsi to fire him. Tulsi...didn't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
The best time to be energy independent? Always, always is the best time.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (RkOfE)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (dmDsy)
Time to go dust off some old papers, I guess..
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (BI5O2)
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we have to kill them, what is the alternative ?
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)
https://x.com/NJ_Timothy/status/2033177653675532605
Better not show VDH
(I would love to see an Ace post on this, but he would probably have to buy access to the Sunday Times.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: garrett
IIRC, it has to do with civilian ships docking in civilian ports while armed militarily.
Simple solution. We. Don't. Dock. There.
You can get your shit overland via truck.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (GD0B3)
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That thought had been running through my head.
Posted by: WisRich at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (TtbzS)
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The Joe Kent story gets...stickier.
The WH knew he leaked. They told Tulsi to fire him. Tulsi...didn't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
That is a problem begging for a solution.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: That Guy at March 17, 2026 01:04 PM (kwMr5)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (KiBMU)
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Eh, that would help, but don't underestimate how dangerous a well-motivated, pissed off, mob of untrained people with guns can be to the people that pissed them off.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 01:04 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (p7EWr)
Iran has demonstrated the use of the Fajr-5 Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS) to deploy sea mines. Reportedly.
Is that true? I dunno. Are tanker captains likely to hesitate before charging in? Probably.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:04 PM (ExV1e)
Mike Benz says (in his most recent Rogan appearance) that such a pipeline was planned back in the 1980s and they got approval from Israel to build it, but due to Iran-Contra distracting the CIA it was never built.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2ocoG)
The WH knew he leaked. They told Tulsi to fire him. Tulsi...didn't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What did he leak? Execute him for treason if possible.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
I knew something stunk about this...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (8dW7/)
POssibly, this is all based on an anonymous source which I always take with a pretty sizable block of salt. Its possibly true, but we'll see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (PYyV9)
Uncle Dontavius Two Scoops needs to have a word with the asshats who make these stupid rules.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (Vvh2V)
The warsaw uprising started off with 3 hand guns IIRC...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1
There is one, ending at the Red Sea. 7 million bbl. They are using it. The ships need to be Suezmax or transit the Bab el Mandeb.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (hh6iI)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (Z5VOQ)
It *was* planned for. That it wasn't was pure media speculation that has been thoroughly quashed by military interviewees. This was Trump making a point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (lFFaq)
Yep. Same function as archers in an old-style set-piece fight. Purely offensive units. If heavy infantry or any cavalry show up, they have to split.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 01:06 PM (NcvvS)
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Don't stand there, grab a shovel.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:06 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (TtbzS)
Well, I'm guessing that Japan's government doesn't consider an increase in the price of oil to meet the bar required for them to use their defense force. Since it's been argued that the force, as constituted, already violates their Constitution, I'm prepared to cut them some slack.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)
_________
Yea. Their new PM is badass and I'll bet is itching to kick some ass if for no other reason than to show China that Japan is a real force. But the Japanese constitution severely limits foreign military action absent a declaration of war. IIRC, the PM can't wage military actions by herself like the USA president can. Needs legislative approval.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)
I think the idea was it would be less expensive and easier on our guys to have a few mules around to do some heavy lifting and logistics.
Plus, if we could use European and other ships to escort tankers through the strait it puts less of a burden on our guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (PYyV9)
The idea would be to give up the chaffeur job to keep doing the attacking ones...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
status/2033937171560702169
The Joe Kent story gets...stickier.
The WH knew he leaked. They told Tulsi to fire him. Tulsi...didn't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Interesting. Trump 2.0 is doing a much better job in eliminating leakers.
Posted by: WisRich at March 17, 2026 01:06 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (KiBMU)
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Eh, that would help, but don't underestimate how dangerous a well-motivated, pissed off, mob of untrained people with guns can be to the people that pissed them off.
Posted by: ballistic
How much training did the real French Resistance get during WWII?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:06 PM (IBXdg)
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Didn't stop them in 1941.
Posted by: That Guy at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (kwMr5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
I knew something stunk about this...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (8dW7/)
Well, she got him to resign.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (erF49)
That was my understanding as well. It's absolutely idiotic.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (IBXdg)
I believe that Sanae Takaichi is trying to do just that but the process takes time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
You just wait until the Wawa uprising kicks off.
Posted by: Fueled by Monster and beef sticks at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (TbWk/)
The WH knew he leaked. They told Tulsi to fire him. Tulsi...didn't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What did he leak? Execute him for treason if possible.
Posted by: rickb223
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Speculation is that he was a source for Tucker. And told Tucker about the intercepts. Guy went out on a flounce in order to muddy any future prosecution of him for leaking.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)
Fucking cephalopods. Barely more reliable than Europeans.
*cough*cetaceans*cough*
Posted by: Archimedes
Well, our assault cuttlefish aren't doing so hot, either.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (D6yEl)
We could ask her about this.
I had an opportunity to see the Forpost R up close. But it had clothes on.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (moGJJ)
The WH knew he leaked. They told Tulsi to fire him. Tulsi...didn't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
countdown to Gabbard "resigning"; won't be missed
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
Considering Iran started it in '79...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (2GVsD)
The major mistake he's making (other than a foolish and poorly-timed press release) is making a major life change in time of grief, which literally everyone warns against for good reason.
He's acting the fool, blaming Israel (?) and the Trump for IS killing his wife, instead of, you know IS and Iran. But people do tend to act the fool when they are spiritually damaged by grief.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM
Your enemies are domestic.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 17, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)
I say... let them crash!!
Posted by: That Guy From the Airplane Movie at March 17, 2026 12:53 PM (dmDsy)
Word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:52 PM (IBXdg)
I believe that Sanae Takaichi is trying to do just that but the process takes time.
She is, and it does. I'm willing to let her work through the process before saying she isn't supporting us.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (Riz8t)
"Youths" in Chicago have a higher kill rate than several actual militaries.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)
When they show up to confiscate my guns, I will dutifully turn in every gun I'm on record of having purchased.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (zafwz)
Pro Tip #1: KNOW which guns are on record of having been purchased by you.
Pro Tip #2: Don't store known/unknown guns in the same place. At the very least, keep them in a separate part of the house. Better yet, if possible keep them stored in an alternate address not associated with your name.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)
@NickKristof
I fear @vali_nasr is right. When I met Ali Larijani I found him an absolute insider kingpin of the Iranian regime -- but also the kind of strong and pragmatic leader who just might be able to hammer out a peace deal. Not sure, but I wonder if the war will now be harder to end.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
I knew something stunk about this...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (8dW7/)
Well, she got him to resign.
Posted by: Nova Local
Scuttlebutt is that this came up now because the DNI gets all the intercepts and reports of US citizens talking with certain foreign sources or countries, etc. from NSA, CIA, etc. And that Kent was a source for Tucker's claims that CIA was surveiling him.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (AkEZC)
This has a high probability of both being true and being very, very, dangerous.
Ho visto Bugatti ingoiare per Ferrari e Lamborghini nel mille novecento settanta due.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: That Guy at March 17, 2026 01:04 PM (kwMr5)
Oil is a global market.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (YsPj+)
These Cucks never learn.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (erF49)
He's acting the fool, blaming Israel (?) and the Trump for IS killing his wife, instead of, you know IS and Iran. But people do tend to act the fool when they are spiritually damaged by grief.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (PYyV9)
Grief over his wife ? Didn't he already re-marry ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (8dW7/)
which works well for us and for the war effort, but is thankless and dull for the escorts and blockades. All they ever get is blame if something goes wrong, no accolades.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (PYyV9)
Fucking cephalopods. Barely more reliable than Europeans.
*cough*cetaceans*cough*
Posted by: Archimedes
Well, our assault cuttlefish aren't doing so hot, either.
Heh.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
he sure did
it's not grief
he reverted to the dumbass leftist he was before
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (j+aD2)
Give us back our $21 T we spent on you cheap asshoe.
No USA and your welfare systems become begging for money at the corner or sucking dicks at the train station.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (gbOdA)
They may not be honest brokers of info either is my point
Posted by: OneEyedJack
But you're all brown Muslim brothers! Can't you put aside your silly make believe sky-daddy differences and unite against the evil white Christian colonizers!?!?!
Posted by: Retarded American AWFL at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (JCZqz)
What Iran needs is the equivalent of the Iraqi Information Minister. I looked him up one time. I think he ended up in Britain.
Probably working for the BBC.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 17, 2026 12:55 PM (1wILg)
The amount of oil shipped per tanker varies significantly based on the vessel's size and type.
Small tankers (e.g., highway tanker trucks) typically carry between 5,500 and 11,600 gallons (20,800 to 43,900 liters), with large semi-trailer trucks commonly holding around 9,000 to 11,600 gallons of gasoline or diesel.
Medium-sized tankers (e.g., AFRAMAX, LR1) can transport between 310,000 and 615,000 barrels of crude oil, which equates to 13 million to 25.8 million gallons.
Large tankers (e.g., VLCCs) carry approximately 2 million barrels, or about 84 million gallons.
The largest oil tanker ever built, the Seawise Giant, could transport up to 4 million barrels, amounting to 168 million gallons of crude oil per journey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (4NO2D)
The blue cities we put "refugees" in are generally more dangerous then the countries those people come from.
But...no welfare in Guatemala or Somali so they are fine with it
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (AkEZC)
We'll have to ride back to china and get a shitload of yuan.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (AkEZC)
If we protect it, why shouldn't we then "own" it...it's like a Panama Canal...
The entire world doesn't want to work to protect it, so he who does the work gets the pay...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Chico Marx at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (+wInS)
it's not grief
he reverted to the dumbass leftist he was before
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (j+aD2)
I thought I read he was a Dem.. Then a Libertarian and then more recently a Republican ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:08 PM (PYyV9)
No, that is the time to set your jaw. Grief and worry really are for women. Men are supposed to be there to support the women during it, if possible, and then go scream into the void, and then die a decade sooner from the stress. As it has ever been.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Do You Work At My Firm? If Not, Let's Have A Drink. at March 17, 2026 01:11 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:50 PM (p7EWr)
Sea mines normally have an anchor to keep them on station. Mines are really effective only if you plant a lot of them. Iran has lost the ships capable of laying many mines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 01:12 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SMOD
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It will be harder for the regime to hold on is what Kristof means. He cannot conceive of a free Iran so he claims fake virtue for the butcher of at least 30,000 Iranian protesters (Larjani).
The mass killers of their own people deserve to die as a smoking scattered chunks of meat in a hole in the ground.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)
Kick the UN out of the US, and quit the useless corrupt cabal.
Leave NATO.
Deport ALL illegal invaders.
Posted by: Pete at March 17, 2026 01:12 PM (9uoO8)
yeah a Dem that's what I mean when I say Leftist
lol
and sure he converted to whatever
it didn't stick
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:12 PM (j+aD2)
For some reason, I doubt your sincerity on this point.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)
On a related note, I expect we will see the dreaded "boots on the ground", but in a limited fashion. Specifically, the US could be using those Marines that are en route to secure the Iranian shore along the Strait of Hormuz, and maybe that critical oil infrastructure on Kharg Island.
Air power is incredible, and Special Ops can do amazing things, but but those things can only go just so far. To secure Iran's oil industry, and the Strait - send in the Marines.
But the army that's supposed to take over the whole country is a insurgency of Iranians not the US Army.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (ovdkm)
Just curious. You used to extract these leftist gems from Democratic Underground, but they now seem to come from redditt (and are equally stupid, and also greatly appreciated).
Any reason?
Posted by: RM at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: garrett
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That's been my position but Bibi and Trump have repeatedly told them to stay inside. They have calculated that citizens are safer inside while targets are neutralized.
Imagining dispersal of small weapons at the appropriate time. Are those 4,000 Kurds in training?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (AkEZC)
Someone's gonna have to sail back and get a shitload of dimes!
Posted by: Capt. Taggart at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Some are anchored and some aren't. Depends on whether you want indiscriminate sinking or controlled.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Fueled by Monster and beef sticks at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (TbWk/)
No one expected Wawa to attack during the sacred holiday of Hoagiefest.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (8dW7/)
OMG you and your technicalities.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (+wInS)
Pro Tip #2: Don't store known/unknown guns in the same place. At the very least, keep them in a separate part of the house. Better yet, if possible keep them stored in an alternate address not associated with your name.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (y9nCu)
I have no idea what on earth you're talking about.
Crank call! Crank Call!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (iNp3L)
Joe Kent is an odd duck. He kept losing his elections, and I think many wanted to help this guy out. He wife was killed in combat, and is a single father. I never quite trusted him though, as I think he kept recreating himself for elections. It's not a surprise that he was caught leaking.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (IifOV)
-a known leaker and he was cut out of POTUS intelligence briefings months ago.
-the WH told DNI Tulsi Gabbard he should be fired for suspected leaks but she never did.
-he has not been part of any Iran planning discussions or briefings at all.
— Aishah Hasnie (@aishahhasnie) March 17, 2026"
Posted by: Jose at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (erF49)
Because most countries hate and fear guns.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)
...but their critical error was trying to be stealthy while wearing tie-dye
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (j+aD2)
*shrugs*
Enjoy your kosher barbecue, fellas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (YlWIZ)
I hope it hurt and lasted a long time.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (moGJJ)
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (dE3DB)
correct he is a little weasel
shame about his wife but he's worthless
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
yeah a Dem that's what I mean when I say Leftist
lol
and sure he converted to whatever
it didn't stick
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2)
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FWIW, take this with a grain of salt but reports are Libertarian 2012-2019-Democrat 2019-2021, and then GOP from 2022 onwards.
Guy lost two possible winnable Congressional races in WA as well.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (ZxPkt)
No. You can always kills the snakes if you have the will to kill the snakes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)
-shually, Japan is considering changes to its 'defense only' posture
they know China is asshoe
and they recently revamped their national intelligence agency
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (4NO2D)
Yep...up about 45 cents from the beginning of the festivities in Iran.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (erF49)
I do so now I'm a little ticked at her
are none of PDJT's female picks worth a damn?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Some of us still do. The HQ can be a fickle place.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (Riz8t)
NATO is a fucking joke. Disband it. Not tomorrow not next week. Today.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:17 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 01:15 PM (dE3DB)
we are not married to her
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
I saw a video, forget if it was CENTCOM or IDF, of some IRGC types attempting to set mines from what appeared to be a small fishing boat, like regular people have in the US. Chucking the mine over the side was kinda funny, and then everything going ka-boom was even funnier.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)
I assume Trump wants this more as a political thing then any actual military aid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
And it's entirely possible that he's getting exactly the response he wants.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:17 PM (ExV1e)
And the reason why that doesn't work is anyone aware of the years 2001-2015.
Shrub talked big and didn't do much. Then Obama came in and gave every jihadi pallets of cash. Oh, and the one Islamic leader that did kowtow? Obama had him sodomized and shot in the head.
Its going to take a fair amount of Trump bombing one jihadi after another before they seriously consider the Qaddafi path...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:09 PM (8dW7/)
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Yeah, some number of years ago.
This isn't a dude wracked with grief over his murdered wife, it's yet another cowardly faggot that decided to leak to Tucker fucking Carlson for his own ego.
Fuck him in the ear with a rubber dick.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 01:17 PM (3BwY8)
I will go a step further: Reform UK should demand an audit of their gold reserves, with spot checks for purity to make sure that it hasn't been diluted. And if they won't call for it, then that's just another rather obvious opening for Restore Britain to exploit.
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
I do until I hear something bad... She didn't fire him "supposedly" so maybe she let him resign and he went out badly ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (8dW7/)
That should be repeated over and over.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (Sco7b)
Still do pending something other than an anonymous source telling us she's a problem.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 01:03 PM (p7EWr)
Well... she's a Democrat but she's 'hot' so that's okay. -- some posters somewhere
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)
I do so now I'm a little ticked at her
are none of PDJT's female picks worth a damn?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2)
They are all fine, and have been fine. The media knows Rs will turn on their R women faster than anything, while defending their male picks to the death...thus, why the focus is always on making the R women look bad. Next up will be the press secretary when she goes on maternity leave and isn't there for X...a "how can she keep her job when she knows she'll be gone 6 weeks - is she gonna ignore her kid or ignore her country...either way, she's horrible"...this is coming next...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (tOcjL)
Yeah I know people say that kid of stuff, and its usually people who never have suffered any major loss in their lives. Its like the people who say that men never cry. Yeah, yeah we do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (ZxPkt)
If you feel like considering that Israel didn't already know the snake population going in.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (+wInS)
Dismantle NATO.
Let Putin have his way in Europe as long as we get our rare earth minerals from Greenland.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (RHGPo)
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Some are anchored and some aren't. Depends on whether you want indiscriminate sinking or controlled.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
And what kind of coverage you are looking for.
In the Straight, there are well defined shipping lanes, so if they could (and I don't think they can, at least not anymore) they could set mines at different depths, with different proximity distance, and technically be a real threat.
But since that hasn't happened yet, I doubt it ever will. Missiles are Iran's only remaining threat, and a gay one at that.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (hNsiU)
At least he got some backdoor action before they killed him!
Posted by: Cardboard Khameni at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (erF49)
correct he is a little weasel
shame about his wife but he's worthless
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2)
He remarried to Heather Kaiser in 2023 who works for Max Blumenthal's Grayzone.
From Brave AI, Both Kaiser and Blumenthal are known for their critical stance on U.S. military and foreign policy, particularly regarding Ukraine and Israel. Their work has drawn attention from conservative and progressive circles alike, though it has also been criticized by mainstream media and government officials for alleged bias and lack of official verification.
And btw, Max is the son of Sid 'Vicious' Blumenthal who was the Clinton's hatchet man.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Vvh2V)
Put a detachment of Marines, armed with anti-drone and anti-speedboat weapons, on each tanker transiting the Strait. Charge the shipowners for the service, too. If the Marines detect something big coming, they can call up air or missile strikes on the goatfuckers, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM
She has a good bod. But she trowels on her makeup.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 01:19 PM (4NO2D)
IIRC, Maritime Vessels aren't even allowed defensive weaponry...for some retarded reason.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (erF49)
That was my understanding as well. It's absolutely idiotic.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)
The mercs uploading videos of them shooting at Somali pirates to Liveleak basically go from ship to ship via small boat. Coming together at the merc mother ship where they rest. The whole thing is done at sea in international waters to avoid juristictional problems, especially anything to do with the actual weapons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (y9nCu)
“At first we defended them and opposed the war,” he said. “But once they began directing strikes at us, they became an enemy. There is no other way to classify them.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (j+aD2)
Then Tulsi gave him the option of doing the honorable thing of resigning.
Though in this case I prefer the older interpretation of the 'honorable thing,' i.e. a bullet to the brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (2GVsD)
--Domino's
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
>You forgot Canadian bacon, - not that there's anything wrong with it, - I would rather have it with eggs than pizza.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (M9gjJ)
Duolingo was surprisingly based back when I used it.
La libertà non è gratuita.
La tigre mangia nello zoo.
Chi non lavora non mangia.
Although “Lo posso mettere qui?” is a little concerning. Especially when paired with “Succede a parecchia gente.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (W/QOq)
Any reason?
Posted by: RM
DU just has so few posters, there often aren't many comments to sort through, especially on breaking news. I actually kind of like their out of touch Boomer takes, but Reddit just has so much volume, it's easier to find enough relevant, interesting quotes to contribute. Unfortunately, Reddit is 3x more batshit crazy than the DU Old Guard, who just get dragged along to the Left as they vote Blue no matter who.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (JCZqz)
No, just that the snakes are now pouring out of the hole as the gasoline is poured in. I've never understood the "we dare not attack this evil or it will get mad" perspective anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (PYyV9)
I assume Trump wants this more as a political thing then any actual military aid.
It's widely assumed Trump doesn't actually want/need help, he's just letting Europe demonstrate their own impotence.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)
Then Tulsi gave him the option of doing the honorable thing of resigning.
Though in this case I prefer the older interpretation of the 'honorable thing,' i.e. a bullet to the brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (2GVsD)
Why did she hire Calwell ?
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Isle of Man at March 17, 2026 01:21 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Weren't they all killed?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:21 PM (ExV1e)
Probably working for the BBC.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)
It makes me feel old, but we need to tell the kids who are too young to remember about "Baghdad Bob". Really, somebody needs to unearth some clips of him.
One day he was standing there in Baghdad, talking to the press about how Iraq would repel the invaders - while you could literally see and hear US tanks in the background. The next day the entire Iraqi government simply didn't show up for work, unannounced, and never returned.
Remember, that's how quick it can happen, boys and girls ...
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:21 PM (ovdkm)
are none of PDJT's female picks worth a damn?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2)
I don't really like her although she is very strong and has potential. I can't judge her on a "report" that someone told her to do something and she didn't.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:21 PM (+wInS)
In the Straight, there are well defined shipping lanes, so if they could (and I don't think they can, at least not anymore) they could set mines at different depths, with different proximity distance, and technically be a real threat.
But since that hasn't happened yet, I doubt it ever will. Missiles are Iran's only remaining threat, and a gay one at that.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
I defer to your superior knowledge. Mine comes from WWII era books referring to naval matters particularly DDay and the kerfluffle in the Iran-Iraq war.
I have no doubt that mine technology has advanced since then.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)
Well "hot" in politicians is given a pretty hefty handicap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (PYyV9)
Eventually, the Iranians will figure out that there is no defense to the Zombie Wave style of Attack.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: That Guy at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (kwMr5)
They didn't have a Constitution in 1941.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)
Yeah again: THIS IS BASED ON AN ANOMYMOUS TIP. It might be true? But it might just be crap from someone doing what they claim he did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (PYyV9)
Yes, because it was a group of half starved Jews facing the German army with no outside support.
I suspect if the Allies had bases in say Sweden from which they could drop supplies and bomb the Germans things might have gone better...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I know people say that kid of stuff, and its usually people who never have suffered any major loss in their lives. Its like the people who say that men never cry. Yeah, yeah we do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)
Clearly your parents did not beat and shame you sufficiently.
Posted by: Good solid Christian parenting at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (TbWk/)
He'll have strange new respect from CNN and be on Tucker in no time.
Posted by: Jose at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (V6W16)
I suspect that if firing someone is time consuming in the federal government, firing someone for leaking classified info without leaking classified info yourself is even moreso. So it’s possible that he was “being fired” and chose to take the dishonorable way out.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (W/QOq)
lol,
regarding Kent,
“I always thought he was weak on security. Very weak on security… It’s a good thing that he’s out.”
— @POTUS
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)
Yeah, sure we do. In private. Perhaps in front of the wife, though preferably not even then.
It must never, ever intrude on your decision making. You have to be clear-eyed.
If someone says "such and such personal tragedy influences my decisions in my job" it's time to quit.
Which, to this weirdo's credit, he did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:24 PM (BI5O2)
As I mentioned earlier, submersible Drones are the bigger threat these days.
We watch the entire world. The notion that Iran could be (properly) mining anything is pretty absurd in this day and age.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:24 PM (erF49)
And they're refusing to send ships to keep it clear.
......
Then fuck 'em.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 01:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Reforger at March 17, 2026 01:24 PM (rpbjO)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (XvL8K)
They cannot stay on the seabed for that long. Mini sub, mini battery. Then they need to come to periscope depth, at least, to recharge. Recharging takes a few hours and is noisy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner
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Some indications that Caldwell got crosswise with his immediate superior who also ended up resigning. Joe Kasper who was Hegseth's Chief of Staff.
Both probably blamed the other for leaks.
Brave AI summary
"Caldwell had been a close ally of Hegseth, dating back to their time at Concerned Veterans for America, and was named Hegseth’s point of contact in the controversial Signal chat that inadvertently included The Atlantic’s editor-in-chief. Despite public accusations from Hegseth about leaks, no evidence of wrongdoing was found, and Caldwell was ultimately cleared. "
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 01:25 PM (UjdFS)
It must never, ever intrude on your decision making. You have to be clear-eyed.
You get the Old Yeller exemption.
And, some of us may get the Field of Dreams exception.
But, beyond that? No. You aren't allowed to cry.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:25 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Apre l’armadio… e tira fuori la tua vestagli! Per favore, non toccare la mia sorella! Buona sera… buonasera… buonasera…Pasta primavera!
Posted by: Otto at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (qKYfj)
He'll have strange new respect from CNN and be on Tucker in no time.
Posted by: Jose at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM
He's from Washington State. So he'll get lots of support from the Peoples Republic of Seattle.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Jose at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (V6W16)
.
Yep. Might even go on his show after
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (+wInS)
If you feel like considering that Israel didn't already know the snake population going in.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (+wInS)
Snek problem easy to fix.
Walk trail.
Find snek.
No step on snek.
Kill snek.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (PYyV9)
It's simple. It's propaganda for the enemy. But it's sad when I hear actual US military people repeat the refrain about if you kill the bad guys you just make more bad guys because his wife and kids will hate you forever. How stupid does someone have to be to fall for that?
Obviously, it suggests that you must never actually kill the enemy. I'd love to see General Patton deal with the traitorous bastards that say that stuff.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (ovdkm)
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Dude, their Navy is operational and good. We have two or three carriers involved with the Ragheads. Someone has to be on call for Taiwan. Jeebus.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (pZ64F)
Made our job a lot easier back then, and I'm happy to say, today as well!
*I Miss Smiley Emojis*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:27 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (TtbzS)
She has cancer but it's early stage
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:27 PM (8dW7/)
White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles diagnosed with breast cancer
White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer. What to know about her diagnosis and ties to Jacksonville.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:27 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Good solid Christian parenting
I get the gag and its a good one but this approach has nothing whatsoever to do with Christian parenting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:27 PM (+wInS)
But if we bomb Ahmed’s village he’ll want to kill us….even more?
That’s the lefts logic.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (hNsiU)
True. But the USA was two years late to both World Wars, and recently bugged out of Afghanistan leaving all their allies in the lurch. You're still the same country and the same people (the ones who voted for Jimmy Carter, who basically started the Iranian Revolution, Obama, who funded the Mullahs, and President Autopen, who was even worse than Jimmy Carter at foreign policy), even if you (temporarily) have a different leader. And the UK politicians have bad memories of getting burned by following Bush into Iraq.
America told us it was 'America First' and they weren't interested in participating in any wars that didn't serve American interests, like Ukraine. It makes sense, then, that Europe should be 'Europe First' and not help America. Make up your minds! Are we going to kick ass and change regimes around the globe or aren't we?
Posted by: The UK at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (1QFQO)
Can't wait until Sheetz finally shows up.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (iO2GT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Bobby Caldwell. Sings "What you won't do for love." Famous among YouTube react channels because people assume he's black from his voice, when he looks more like Temu Indiana Jones.
https://tinyurl.com/4yf4wtth
Posted by: Confused Moron at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (PYyV9)
Remember, these were the same guys who told us we shouldn't even TRY to develop missile defense, because "you can't shoot a missile with a missile".
And the same guys who told you that "walls don't work" - with a straight face.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Toni Tenille at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (hirWM)
which should include drilling 1/4 inch or so into the bar to check for tungsten cores. jus' sayin' ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (MIIRH)
We can't kill this Hitler chap, that will just create 1000 Hitlers!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (PYyV9)
Can't wait until Sheetz finally shows up.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (iO2GT)
$5.89 her in wonderful CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (8dW7/)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)
452 It's still a pretty basic technology (float bomb, bomb go boom)- thankfully, even that is beyond Middle Eastern "scientists"... lol They get their shit from Russia and China, and those two countries also have a hard time actually developing modern weapons.
Made our job a lot easier back then, and I'm happy to say, today as well!
*I Miss Smiley Emojis*
Sorry reposting because I forgot to include the predicate comment from whig...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (ovdkm)
From behind a wall.
And guns don't work while surrounded by armed security.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (+wInS)
But if we bomb Ahmed’s village he’ll want to kill us….even more?
That’s the lefts logic.
Posted by: Heroq
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But when we kill Ahmed we worry no more.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:30 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 01:30 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (XvL8K)
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I thought I heard some people say that they had a bunch of underwater drones?
Haven't heard anything about those ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 01:30 PM (spihY)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (Kt19C)
Canada joins the EU in calling for Israel and Hezbollah to de-escalate.
Somewhere Trudeau and Obama are sitting around both thinking that if they could only give a speech, they could magically heal the world.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (Sco7b)
One important thing to realize is that to be a modern leftist you have to believe that the world is nearly doomed, everyone is against you, you are an oppressed minority fighting a feeble resistance, Nazis are all around you and now in charge, and you are alone. That is the psychology of the left, they really believe it.
Its why they are so evangelistic, so they can share this burden and add to their numbers, and why they need constant, endless propaganda to give them some hope and morale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (PYyV9)
Or worse, you go back in time to kill him, but then get mesmerized by those eyes....
Posted by: Norm MacDonald at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (dmDsy)
The Left: War is Bad!!
Also the Left: We Must Fight With Ukraine!!!
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (+wInS)
A war which most certainly doesn't affect us like Iran does...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (8dW7/)
We're not asking Europe to do anything hard. That remains the task of the USAF, USN, and IAF. That's also why Europe's inability to even do that is telling. We've all heard the tales of France's aircraft carrier that's more deadly to its own crew than enemy combatants, but this is a whole new level of dysfunction.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)
Thanks, appreciate the info!
Posted by: RM at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (n/1Oj)
NALOLTO
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: It's me donna
.......
We're so lucky to have Gav taking care of us.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Apre l’armadio… e tira fuori la tua vestagli! Per favore, non toccare la mia sorella! Buona sera… buonasera… buonasera…Pasta primavera!
Posted by: Otto at March 17, 2026 01:26 PM (qKYfj)
________
Olive Garden!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (BCuCF)
about if you kill the bad guys you just make more bad guys because his wife and kids will hate you forever. How stupid does someone have to be to fall for that?
Kill the children & breeders and you remove generations.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (PYyV9)
Or worse, you go back in time to kill him, but then get mesmerized by those eyes....
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He dressed well and was kind to dogs.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 17, 2026 01:32 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 01:30 PM (kBisb)
Nato is 30 years past its expiration date. It serve no purpose other than grifting billions for defense contractors and European politicians.
Had nato been disbanded I. 1995 like it should have been, we’d also have no Russia/Ukraine war and millions of people killed in that war would be alive today.
So yes the hate is fully justified.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (hNsiU)
They do know the Lebanese government asked for Israel's help in eliminating Hezbollah, right?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)
What does NATO do for us? How do we benefit from NATO as the USA? In any way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
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Tis fine to not mention but kind to say what you did in the repost.
My take personally is that the fertilizer ships and the oil tankers are more afraid of drones and possibly speedboat swarms than they are missiles or mines. Just a semi educated guess.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)
Ambulatory Suicide Bomb Factories.
Take'em out.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 01:30 PM (kBisb)
Where is the compelling Two Minutes' Justification for our budgetary and military commitments to this defunct, obsolete pact?
I doubt it could fill ten seconds, and they'd be a real dull and stale ten seconds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (PYyV9)
Canada is a Chinese Backed Muslim State, at this point.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Good solid Christian parenting
I get the gag and its a good one but this approach has nothing whatsoever to do with Christian parenting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:27 PM (PYyV9)
It is somewhat tongue in cheek but you also may not realize the influence people like Michael and Debi Perl and their acolytes had, or Bill Gothard and the IBLP had in Christian evangelical circles on this very topic. One can argue that it was not a genuinely "Christian" approach, but it was one heavily relied upon within not-insignificant numbers of Christian parents.
Posted by: Maybe it wasn't a true Scotsman, but it happened at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: whig
Arming it now requires 2 factor authentication including inputting the text code sent to your phone. Just like everything else.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: The UK at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (1QFQO)
The Presidents behind that were Globalists too. The reason that the political establishment is so hell-bent on destroying Trump is that he's here to DESTROY the Globalist establishment, and to do so on a global scale.
The average person in the UK doesn't even seem to understand that the reason their PM doesn't live up to any of his promises, and nothing ever gets any better for them is that their PM is a Globalist puppet.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (ovdkm)
Canada is a Chinese Backed Muslim State, at this point.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (erF49)
Most of the EU too...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:35 PM (8dW7/)
IIRC, Maritime Vessels aren't even allowed defensive weaponry...for some retarded reason.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:01 PM (erF49)
That was my understanding as well. It's absolutely idiotic.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)
The mercs uploading videos of them shooting at Somali pirates to Liveleak basically go from ship to ship via small boat. Coming together at the merc mother ship where they rest. The whole thing is done at sea in international waters to avoid juristictional problems, especially anything to do with the actual weapons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 01:20 PM (y9nCu)
There is no prohibition from Merchant ship's being armed at Sea... the problem is when they come into Port, the Countries Laws come into play.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 01:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (XvL8K)
Well first off, they'd be diesel subs, so they wouldn't be sitting on the seabed for long.... and second, I guess, would be how many mines could a "mini-sub" keep onboard?
Oh, and third, I've never heard of a mini-sub.
Sorry, still channeling Norm MacDonald, he was the GOAT!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:35 PM (dmDsy)
I doubt it could fill ten seconds, and they'd be a real dull and stale ten seconds.
NATO's officially stated purpose ended the day the USSR ceased to exist. It should have been disbanded then.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG)
-shually, Japan is considering changes to its 'defense only' posture
they know China is asshoe
and they recently revamped their national intelligence agency
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Which suggests that they currently have a 'defense only' posture.
Unstated is the fact that this posture is forced on them by their Constitution. The current PM wishes to change that and, IIRC, made doing so part of her recent campaign.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Were they bought from OceanGate?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:34 PM (erF49)
Pleasing to not forget we have immense power too. Thank you.
- Canadian (dot) Indians
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:36 PM (hNsiU)
Yeah...they can't have those cool anti-drone batteries.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:36 PM (erF49)
Yeah I know about it, but that's not Biblical parenting. I mean, it wasn't entirely wrong, it was just an overcorrection from the outrageous crap that guys like Dr Spock were pushing in the 60s and 70s. And some parents didn't really understand what was being attempted and just piled on their 40s and 50s upbringing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:36 PM (PYyV9)
And who also turned on a dime after making fun of Mutually Assured Destruction for more than a decade.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 01:37 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 01:37 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Eh, The Europeans will not even address their own internal security from imported jihadis, so they lack the ability anymore to protect their vital interests, like oil imports, abroad. They seem to like getting their critical energy imports from countries that despise and hate them like Russia or the Middle East because in turn those countries buy Euro products.
Expecting them to do much in NATO if the Russians ever did take up invading is a laughable proposition. Individual front line countries like Poland, or perhaps the Baltics might do so, but the Germans, Brits, and French are stuck into terminal decline as their economies and military power shrivels while they import killers from foreign lands to destroy their domestic societies.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Stateless
>I must admit and consider that it is probably difficult to give a speech with Katie Perry's lips wrapped around your testicles.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 01:37 PM (M9gjJ)
Were they bought from OceanGate?
Posted by: Ian S.
Temu.
They destroyed themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 01:38 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)
Don't go baffling them with facts and logic....
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)
That has been my position since Clinton was in office. Why are we keeping this going still? If you were serious about the worries of Russian expansion you'd move the bases closer to Russia, into places like Poland.
Basically NATO exists to prop up the decaying welfare state of European nations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)
Yeah...they can't have those cool anti-drone batteries.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 01:36 PM (erF49)
Even Rifles and Pistols are sometimes prohibited... as some countries do allow private security to be armed, but ship's companies are not covered under that exemption.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 01:38 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: rickb223
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Historically, you kill the men, take the women for your own, and give the children to childless families.
Both become part of and increase your system.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:39 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Heroq
Canada has a lot of kebabs stuck up their ass from letting them come to Canada. Includes a bunch of IRGC types as well as Hezbollah, Chicoms, etc. Pathetic pandering so they don't have terrorism internally over Hezbollah being taken out.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)
That has been my position since Clinton was in office. Why are we keeping this going still? If you were serious about the worries of Russian expansion you'd move the bases closer to Russia, into places like Poland.
Basically NATO exists to prop up the decaying welfare state of European nations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)
/channels Jan Bradey... from the Bunch...
But... Russia Russia Russia!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 01:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: USSR went bye-bye a long time ago now at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (+wInS)
I kinda remember something from one of the Godfather movies about having to kill the son also so he will not return to kill you later.
Posted by: RM at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: Marcia at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (7G6CY)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 01:41 PM (MIIRH)
On the one hand, I think it's wildly stupid that Canada is letting a bunch of the former Iranian leadership flee to there.
On the other hand, it gives us an excuse to bomb Canada. "When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion!"
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)
Its why they are so evangelistic, so they can share this burden and add to their numbers, and why they need constant, endless propaganda to give them some hope and morale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)
Indeed. Broken people, eager to listen to anything that will make them feel superior in some tangential way, whether morally or otherwise. It's because they know that they're dogshit, and everybody else knows it.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:41 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Katy wears the strap on in that relationship.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)
Pleasing to not forget we have immense power too. Thank you.
- Canadian (dot) Indians
Posted by: Heroq
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Hey!
Posted by: Canadian (feather) Indians at March 17, 2026 01:41 PM (Korc9)
The bill for our defense of your safety is your complete compliance.
You are not our equals; haven't been for over 100 years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 01:42 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 01:42 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (ovdkm)
From behind a wall.
And guns don't work while surrounded by armed security.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:29 PM (+wInS)
Of course!
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:42 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)
People are awful free with calling for other people to engage in wave attacks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:42 PM (ExV1e)
Sorry, kid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)
Won't help. She has a resident act in Vegas.
Posted by: When Nevada is dead and gone... at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (TbWk/)
On the other hand, it gives us an excuse to bomb Canada. "When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion!"
Posted by: Ian S.
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They have been importing jihadis for decades now just as we have. The only difference right now is that the Democrats are not in power in DC to kiss jihadi ass like they were.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)
Yup.
If someone said "Leave the West to die cold and alone while we gobble up the former Warsaw Pact ," I would probably object to it being needlessly provocative toward a weak but still dangerous power.
But it would still make a lot more sense than stupid NATO does.
You can't have a meaningful contract with parties who have no ability or inclination to render up goods, services or refunds.
Pull the plug.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: USSR went bye-bye a long time ago now at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)
Now... I actually have no problem taking out Iran... hell 35 years ago today I was sitting on a Destroyer in those straits (literally)... waiting for Iran to fire a Silkworm so we could do something about Iran.
BUT... we don't need to spend one F'n Dollar, and especially not spend a Life, defending OIL going to an EU who won't defend itself.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: whig
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Kicks dirt, 'Immigration not Blitzkrieg, why didn't I think of that_Adolph
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (TtbzS)
Fuck them all. Time to reevaluate all of our trade agreements.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 01:43 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 01:18 PM (8dW7/)
Maybe she kept him on in a sort of a canary-trap situation? Either to get him dead-nuts proven as a leaker, or to expose other possible leakers in her org?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 01:44 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 01:44 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 01:38 PM (mP0Kj)
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Make Pinkerton Men Great Again!
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Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (spihY)
Cuba.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (Sco7b)
They keep earning them.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (FhXTo)
Here is the problem with Iran. 1. They are trying to develop nukes. 2.They are insane enough to use them to try to kill the two great Satans; U.S. and Israel. 3.They don't care if they start WW3 because they die holy deaths in bringing on the 12th Iman from his well.
We have no choice but to kill all such people.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (+wInS)
No need to speculate on his true beliefs. Obama was a pathological liar. You can literally ascertain the truth about anything by seeing what he says about it, and assuming the exact opposite is true. It was incredible.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)
You're right, that's about the only threat left, although I think the suicide speedboats are better suited for the latest CNN broadcast instead of, well, real life. To me, the "cool" part of it is that drones most probably could not ever actually sink a tanker: hurt the super-structure and command centers, sure, but it would be easily salvageable.
Certainly not to minimize any loss of life, but I think Iran, at this point, really has zero cards to play in the Straight of AMERICA.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (dmDsy)
Here is the problem with Iran. 1. They are trying to develop nukes. 2.They are insane enough to use them to try to kill the two great Satans; U.S. and Israel. 3.They don't care if they start WW3 because they die holy deaths in bringing on the 12th Iman from his well.
We have no choice but to kill all such people.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 01:45 PM (Da7Vv)
That's a point many people seem to be missing. Even if this wasn't a rout - even if we were having a HORRENDOUS time of it - it would STILL be something we HAVE TO DO.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:48 PM (ovdkm)
NATO's officially stated purpose ended the day the USSR ceased to exist. It should have been disbanded then.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG)
I have no idea how many well-decorated officers who've never seen combat there are in NATO, but it's probably a lot. You think they want to give up that kind of costume party, not to mention the pay and perks? It's never going to end by their own doing. No organization ever declares victory and disbands. EVER.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Good solid Christian parenting at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (TbWk/)
Clearly you blew your chance to run away and join the circus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Heroq
Assumes having NATO embarrass itself again wasn't part of the plan.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (FhXTo)
......
caressing each others testicles.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 01:46 PM (UjdFS)
I SWEAR, I am investing in an AI firm dedicated to CREATING A VIDEO OF WHAT YOU WROTE, AND MAKING YOU WATCH IT FOREVER.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Keep My Promises, And My Swears. at March 17, 2026 01:50 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)
Some Zodiacs or fishing smacks can go lay mines, they can't carry much. During WWII the USN could spot submarine snorkels within visual range, and I suspect the ability has improved since then so that is sort of a losing bet for the mine laying crews.
I think there is more problem with missiles and drones, and that is something that counterbattery fire would do better, and there is that targeting issue for isolated IRGC launching crews. I also think the USN should borrow Embraer Super Tucanos from Chile for air and surface drones
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 01:50 PM (rbvCR)
Certainly not to minimize any loss of life, but I think Iran, at this point, really has zero cards to play in the Straight of AMERICA.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 01:47 PM (dmDsy)
I concur. They speak of ships being hit with an "unknown projectile", or some such thing. So, probably drones. I haven't heard about any of the ships hit actually sinking, but when they carry flammable oil the damage can be pretty severe, I think.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 01:51 PM (ovdkm)
Of course we know! The only reason Starmer got in was that the right in the UK got fed up of the drippy Conservative-In-Name-Only surrender-to-the-left party and split the vote between them and Reform. Now that Reform have been recognised as electable, it should get fixed at the next election. Then Farage will have to fight the Deep State, like Trump did in his first term.
> *Germans, Brits, and French are stuck into terminal decline as their economies and military power shrivels while they import killers from foreign lands to destroy their domestic societies.*
And the USA imported loads of illegals and scumbags from the Drug Cartels! Again, you're throwing stones in glass houses, here.
The UK is where the USA was only two years ago, when you were all lamenting the fall of civilisation. How short your memories are!
Posted by: The UK at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (1QFQO)
Certainly not to minimize any loss of life, but I think Iran, at this point, really has zero cards to play in the Straight of AMERICA.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
I think you are correct. Found this summary of the Iran Iraq war, Strauss Center is the source.
"Lessons Learned:
Iran and Iraq used anti-ship cruise missiles in more than half of all attacks on shipping during the Tanker War. Iraq used missiles in approximately 80 percent of their attacks on commercial ships.
Oil tankers are not very vulnerable to damage. 61 percent of the ships attacked during the Tanker War were oil tankers. In total, only 55 of the 239 petroleum tankers (23 percent) were completely sunk or declared CTL, compared to 39 percent of bulk carriers and 34 percent of freighters."
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 01:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:49 PM (hh6iI)
As I understand it, it prevents the US from being an Open Market and and Open Society, which is the main goal of the globalists.
And Open Societies are essential for profiting from financialization.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 01:57 PM (regiM)
Lindsey has always had a hardon for Iran anyway so it would be a perfect match!
Posted by: Thatch at March 17, 2026 01:59 PM (i0077)
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Posted by: The UK at March 17, 2026 01:54 PM (1QFQO)
Maybe Farage will be that leader that magically shows up to save the day when everything seems all but lost (like Churchill).
But is there a comparable figure in France or Germany? I guess all I've heard about Germany is that a "Germany First" style of party is gaining ground, and the Globalists are frightened enough about it that they are assassinating them.
But don't be so sensitive - we know all too well that the US has a massive problem with decades of Globalist infiltration. That's what Trump is all about.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (ovdkm)
The UK is where the USA was only two years ago, when you were all lamenting the fall of civilisation. How short your memories are!
Posted by: The UK
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And we are taking out the trash. Nothing indicates the UK is doing anything similar until after the five year mandated elections.
FWIW, Latinos are not jihadis by and large, most do work, and drugs are a separate issue. Cartels mainly come from Mexico's failed state situation and Chicoms selling chemical precursors to Mexican cartel producers.
Europe's economy flatlined somewhere between the late 1990's and early 00's and that means that the money to fund its military has dried up. At the same time, France, UK, and Germany began importing vast hordes from the Africa, Middle East, and S. Asia. And these have not been productive citizens.
Apples and oranges comparison more or less. You imported a welfare class that hates you and your society, we imported a semi welfare class that wants to be here but does do some productive work in construction, agriculture, service economy, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)
Time to restrict where Americal.oil goes.
Our gas and diesel prices reflect world oil prices, because we allow other countries' oil companies to bid against American companies. If we don't allow oil exports to reduce our own supply, US gas and diesel prices will be much reduced, while foreign prices will rise quite a bit.
Why should we pay extra to reduce their pain?
Posted by: buddhaha at March 17, 2026 02:46 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 17, 2026 02:47 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: Martbell at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (as6X5)
Trump has been pivoting against EU for a while now, they are just too stupid to see it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
Drones can't really be anything more than light infantry (Delbrueck), but their effect is outsized until counter-units are more powerful. Drones can occupy only unoccupied territory. Briefly.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)
Drones are best at interdiction and scouting, like most air forces. They have the advantage that many could land on site to save fuel, like Harriers did in the Falklands in 1982. Some have a light strike capability.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)
Imma disagree with you there, because the Nips seem to be getting their act together. Their defense spending is way up, and Sanae Takaichi seems to be a strong, proactive leader.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
Japan's naval forces are pretty much local defense. They are also training with Taiwan to help with defense there. And internally they are working to eject some of their 'guest workers'. I'm content.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)
They have no capacity or desire to defend themselves, let alone provide any kind of defense for us. -Ace-
Euros have been mighty smug about their government bennies and lifestyle, afforded by us covering their butts militarily.
Time to stand on their own, which as we all know will lead to war on the continent in 10 years.
Then they'll expect us to do the right thing (to paraphrase Churchill, after we've exhausted every other option), and they're probably right.
But maybe not.
Some of them may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to make (more paraphrasing)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:34 PM (zafwz)
The only counterargument I can think of is that if we have a seat in NATO we can put a brake on what stupid crap the EU idiots get up to. Last time we let them take the lead we got the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner
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Well, "duty in Germany" makes a good recruiting tool for the Army.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (8UIB5)
But don't be so sensitive - we know all too well that the US has a massive problem with decades of Globalist infiltration. That's what Trump is all about.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 17, 2026 02:01 PM (ovdkm)
The German Electoral system has to be the worst anywhere. I have been hearing of huge defeats for the status quo parties there for about 10 years now yet somehow the status quo holds on to actual power.
France is similar in that the old guard is destroying itself to keep alternate parties shut out. It seems to be reaching the limits now.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (8avO+)
— @POTUS
Posted by: runne
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Another great hire/appointment by Zion Don!
Posted by: UA113 at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (cz34i)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 01:49 PM (zafwz)
If they aren't from the US or UK, they definitely have no combat experience going back to the 70s.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ChicagoExPat at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (sTuzJ)
Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2026 06:44 PM (reMys)
The Morning Rant
The California tax scheme is indeed progressive, and the Texas and Florida schemes are indeed regressive, but those are technical terms that do not reflect the reality, which is that the total tax burden of everyone in California: rich, middle class, or poor, is higher than that of Texas and Florida residents. And by a lot! And it's not just high gas taxes and sales taxes; California has an income tax, unlike Florida and Texas, so the more its residents work and make, the more they are taxed. It tops out at an unbelievable 13.3%, plus -- I'm not making this up -- a 1% "Mental Health Services" tax. And it is onerous not just on well-off people who make more than $1,000,000/year. It is an insulting 9.3% marginal rate on income over about $75,000! That's not wealthy. That is scraping by in many parts of California, with $5 gasoline and outrageously expensive electricity (more than 50% higher than average). Hopefully the Republican nominee in 2028 will "pounce" on this inconvenient, economy-destroying rate and eviscerate Governor Brylcreem for this and many other anti-freedom and anti-growth policies that he embraces like the unrepentant economic and social leftist that he is. [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!Fox News refuses to report the truth:
— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) March 16, 2026
Texas and Florida are the REAL high-tax states. pic.twitter.com/1PtCN5Uvj8
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:05 AM (IXZGh)
*swoons*
I'm glad you said it first. I don't trust "adults" who dress like children because they think it makes them whimsical. Whimsical is okay, provided everything else you do is serious, but in his case, it isn't. He's just a lightweight. Period.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
Word of warning, the wine Moms love them a pol with good hair. No matter how retarded and corrupt they are...
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)
I wonder whether CA is the worst for high income residents. I'll bet it is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:07 AM (VJ3W8)
When you've lost Qatucker.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:07 AM (IXZGh)
Kinda hard to shake who you really are.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 11:07 AM (kgE5c)
I am visiting San Diego. A wedding was last Saturday. A funeral yesterday. Looking forward to going home.
Great weather though.
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Challenge...ACCEPTED!
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*swoons*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 17, 2026 11:05 AM (eOFY+)
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Maybe Newsom's got Camelot toe.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 11:09 AM (x8PQF)
Newsome has dyslexia.
They're the "win an Oscar by playing a defect" party.
I have terminal flatulence. What do I win?
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 17, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
Word of warning, the wine Moms love them a pol with good hair. No matter how retarded and corrupt they are...
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)
Hair-rrumph!
Posted by: John "Silky Pony" Edwards at March 17, 2026 11:10 AM (eOFY+)
I wonder whether CA is the worst for high income residents. I'll bet it is.
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Correct
https://taxfoundation.org/location/
california/
https://taxfoundation.org/location/
new-jersey/
New Jersey has much worse property taxes and an absurd corporate tax, but California's income taxes are much worse.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 11:10 AM (Dg7ng)
BTW, his jeans and the shoes he's wearing just look gay. What a tool
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 11:10 AM (xT8gx)
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Maybe Carlson has connected the dots and figured out that every retard dictator he endorses gets taken down by Trump, and he's trying reverse psychology, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 11:10 AM (BI5O2)
That's so last quarter, raise the estimate by a dollar.
Seen and experienced 10 days ago.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 11:11 AM (f9h0J)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2026 11:11 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: kingsman at March 17, 2026 11:11 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'd Personally Just Beat Him With My Fists. at March 17, 2026 11:11 AM (dmDsy)
I don't know how anyone can afford to live there. And they're looking for NEW ways to increase tax 'revenue.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:12 AM (IXZGh)
Be willing to bet that Gavin was never in a school or bar fight. Definitely could have used a beating to knock some sense into him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 11:12 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:12 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 11:08 AM (d6BF2)
I had AI do the calculations. In my part of Ontario, $5.68 US a gallon. Damn.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:13 AM (Sco7b)
IIRC, they haven't passed anything yet. Just the specter of such a bill passing has been enough to make many rich folk leave, though. CA wants to make it retroactive to 1/1/26, which I'm pretty sure is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2026 11:13 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 11:13 AM (1CwGo)
Word of warning, the wine Moms love them a pol with good hair. No matter how retarded and corrupt they are...
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)
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This is why Mitt Romney won the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Angel at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (oiJGz)
BTW, his jeans and the shoes he's wearing just look gay. What a tool
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 11:10 AM (xT8gx)
He's guilty.....of being TOO sexy!!!!
Posted by: Katie Couric's Moisture Wicking Panties at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (IXZGh)
Newsome has dyslexia.
They're the "win an Oscar by playing a defect" party.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:08 AM (IXZGh)
True, but you know the rule- you never go full retard. It it seems Newsum is adding that to his defects every time he speaks.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (dmDsy)
Be willing to bet that Gavin was never in a school or bar fight. Definitely could have used a beating to knock some sense into him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 11:12 AM (YsPj+)
It would have been a cat fight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
SCOTUS has previously ruled that the ex post facto rule in the Constitution only applies to laws with criminal penalties. There have been retroactive taxes in the past.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e)
We need the AWFLs to vote like crazy.
Hail Katie! All Power To Porter! Weinsatzgruppen, activate!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 11:15 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'd Personally Just Beat Him With My Fists. at March 17, 2026 11:11 AM (dmDsy)
We're working on that...
Posted by: David Muir, Candy Crowley, and Donna Brazille, 2028 Presidential Debate Coordinators at March 17, 2026 11:15 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:12 AM (VJ3W
Ahhh! My wife's favorite pants!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:15 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2026 11:16 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:16 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Ass Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (IJqrQ)
That's nice.
They use this argument in the state of Washington as well - what they don't count, of course is transfer payments.
If you are getting "free" health care, food stamps, housing vouchers, etc., that fact that you are theoretically paying a larger share of your "income" in taxes than someone making more than you isn't terribly relevant.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (n1OCj)
Oh, I did not know that. Thanks. Still seems wrong, though (not you, the idea of taxing retroactively).
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Angel
*Strikes the Jack Benny pose*
"I'm thinking!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:16 AM (pDt9x)
Price gouging. The greed of Big Oil. Only by voting for Democrats to nationalize all energy companies in the US can we be truly free. -- this message brought to you by the Quilt and Candle Consortium
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Just measured Mark Levin's penis in the Oval Office. 5.25 inches, very respectable! Contrary to what lying Megyn Kelly has been saying, the girth is strong, maybe the strongest ever. I showed Mark one of her old nudes she sent me and we could not stop laughing. Total disaster. Vagina looked like something out of a wildlife documentary. Sad!
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:16 AM (pDt9x)
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Part of it is the increase in oil prices. Most gas stations price gas based on futures contracts on oil barrels purchased.
But a lot of it is just, honestly, price gouging. The rise is out of step with current future contract price increases.
Places like Costco, that seem to have policies around selling gas at precise margins, should see falls fastest and emotional exuberance dies down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (f9h0J)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2ap+5)
Newsome has dyslexia.
They're the "win an Oscar by playing a defect" party.
246... 246!!!
Posted by: Newsome Man at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
It does seem wrong but I'm not a government employee with a robe so what do I know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:19 AM (ExV1e)
I got a 960 on my SAT's and CAN'T READ! JUST LIKE BLACKS!
I'm you.......
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 17, 2026 11:19 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at March 17, 2026 11:19 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 11:19 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 11:20 AM (bKl8/)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 11:20 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e)
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So, does that take the teeth out of any retroactive tax? I mean, what's the penalty for not paying a retroactive tax? A fine? And what if you don't pay that?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 11:20 AM (bNf8H)
So, does that take the teeth out of any retroactive tax? I mean, what's the penalty for not paying a retroactive tax? A fine? And what if you don't pay that?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 11:20 AM (bNf8H)
The IRS will come to your house and pummel you.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:12 AM (IXZGh)
Human behaviour and math are hard.
But I'm sure New York City will finally get this right.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (Sco7b)
Because you're suddenly buying the same amount of gas as before, and we have even more oil flowing into the country, thanks to Venezuela.
Something like that.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (iFEms)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (f9h0J)
The farts on stage at that debate will be out of control!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (pDt9x)
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Except the IRS does not collect state taxes.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 11:20 AM (bNf8H)
No. The fine for failure to pay a tax was established years ago. The potential jail time for refusal to pay, likewise. The fact that the tax which you're not paying was retroactive is irrelevant.
Basically, it's Calvinball.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:16 AM (pDt9x)
Back during the last "oil crisis", we had one gas station almost double their prices overnight. They were the first station when coming into town on the main road. After about two days, everyone noticed all the other stations had only a moderate increase. Now, if memory serves, the town shut the place down for a couple of days accusing them of just blatant gouging.
Don't remember the final outcome, but I do remember things going back to "normal"...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (dmDsy)
Because you're suddenly buying the same amount of gas as before, and we have even more oil flowing into the country, thanks to Venezuela.
Something like that.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (iFEms)
I did think part of the rise always happens when the spring formulation goes into effect...just like the fall formulation brings decreases...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (pDt9x)
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Except the IRS does not collect state taxes.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (bNf8H)
The state will come to your house and pummel you.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (pDt9x)
How does this power-bottom do in actual campaign debates? I've seen one, but I can't imagine xe doing very well against an even competent opponent...
Posted by: Denny Crane
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He seems to bob and weave and change the subject handily when he's interviewed by friendly journalists (the only ones he talks to). I think going up a ruthless debater like Vance or Rubio would make him sweat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (Korc9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2026 11:24 AM (xvV+O)
How does this power-bottom do in actual campaign debates? I've seen one, but I can't imagine xe doing very well against an even competent opponent...
Posted by: Denny Crane
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He seems to bob and weave and change the subject handily when he's interviewed by friendly journalists (the only ones he talks to). I think going up a ruthless debater like Vance or Rubio would make him sweat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (Korc9)
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He debated DeSantis for some reason a few years back.
I never watched it, but I've heard that he came off as awful and stupid in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:24 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: epador at March 17, 2026 11:24 AM (RRlL7)
Just like back in the day when he was trying to save his anal virginity for that special someone at the bath house.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (ExV1e)
I did think part of the rise always happens when the spring formulation goes into effect...just like the fall formulation brings decreases...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (tOcjL)
It's usually a small increase when they change to the summer blend. Not f*cking 40%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (IXZGh)
True Story.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (Ot/FD)
78 Gavin is a decoy. Continue to give him top coverage at our peril.
Posted by: epador at March 17, 2026 11:24 AM (RRlL7)
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Kamala continues to be the frontrunner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (61TgR)
Posted by: Cosda at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (NR595)
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Touché CBD.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (f9h0J)
The farts on stage at that debate will be out of control!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 11:21 AM (xT8gx)
Imagine the offspring from a Eric Swallowell and Katie Porter coupling.
Go ahead. Do it. I dare you.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Have, But I Have A Very Strong Stomach. at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (dmDsy)
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Manspreading for the win. Pro Tip, don't wrap your cucumber with aluminum.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 11:26 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (YsPj+)
California haters and comedy lovers - I 'm both. Seeing that hideous, braindead cavewoman run that place into the ground is gonna be hilarious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 11:26 AM (BI5O2)
78 Gavin is a decoy. Continue to give him top coverage at our peril.
Posted by: epador at March 17, 2026 11:24 AM (RRlL7)
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Kamala continues to be the frontrunner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (p7EWr)
Just another sideshow. We have a couple of years of this crap to endure. Entertainment for the masses.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:26 AM (pDt9x)
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Touché CBD.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (pZ64F)
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Democrats called Obama a dreamy hunk of man for more than a decade.
Democrats will call Newsom handsome for as long as they have to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:27 AM (p7EWr)
But I'm sure New York City will finally get this right. "
because mamdani is obviously smarter than newsom!
/s
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 11:27 AM (MIIRH)
Turns out they didn't flush. They just hid in the trap and now they're floating in the bowl again.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 17, 2026 11:27 AM (DJAE9)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (WMMXg)
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TJM, there are not enough Drama Queens available for her to win.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (pZ64F)
Go ahead. Do it. I dare you.
I’m thinking it would look like Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:26 AM (pDt9x)
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The only Democrat frontrunner this far out to not run was Biden in 2016.
The only Democrat frontrunner this far out to run and not win was Hillary in 08. And that was because the black vote coalesced around Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (p7EWr)
Tax the Rich, Feed the Poor; A winning slogan.
An onerous income tax of 9% starting at a lowly 75k income plus confiscatory gas taxes plus high utility rates mumble mumble *eyelids droop* snore...
A losing plank.
Ergo, a lightweight like Newsome likely wins. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it. Ever. Was.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (zafwz)
THAT is why the HQ rocks!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (dmDsy)
Democrats will call Newsom handsome for as long as they have to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:27 AM (p7EWr)
It doesn't always work.......
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (IXZGh)
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TJM, there are not enough Drama Queens available for her to win.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (pZ64F)
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When Talarico loses by 15 after Crockett would have totally made it close, the argument for Kamala within the Democrat party will only gain more purchase.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:29 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 11:29 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 11:29 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at
Not in a pew in the church I serve- not only because it's across the country and he probably wouldn't agree with my views on faith , but when asked about his religion Swallwell says he's a Protestant Christian, but it seems more likely his politics are his religion. He could attend the church of James Talarico, I suppose. Also, he seems like mean spirited man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 11:29 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:27 AM (p7EWr)
I miss the pictures giving Obama a halo. Subtle. Very subtle....
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:30 AM (Sco7b)
Daniel Biss, candidate for IL-09 in tomorrow's election, has been accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a student during his tenure as a professor at the University of Chicago
Megan Wachspress, now a Stanford law lecturer, says she was that student
Amazing how she only remembered this the day before the primary.
Biss (then in his mid-20's) asked her out on a date after her class with him was over - they had a couple of dates, including a make-out session, and then he thought better of it.
Bliss' opponent is Kat Abughazaleh, a "Palestinian" who would be another Rashida Tlaib in Congress.
Believe All Women!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2026 11:30 AM (n1OCj)
I did think part of the rise always happens when the spring formulation goes into effect...just like the fall formulation brings decreases...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 11:23 AM (tOcjL)
It's usually a small increase when they change to the summer blend. Not f*cking 40%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (IXZGh)
Well, war uncertainty was always gonna bring more increases b/c oil is a worldwide-use product...and uncertainty breeds price increase...
And businesses always use the expectations of price increases to make actual price increases. Most are not following a moral code, so if they see a path to make more money, they will take it.
So, you put the three things together and you get price increases like we have...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 11:30 AM (tOcjL)
He's just a lightweight. Period.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
Are you saying he's light in those loafers?
(Also, glad someone else thought they were JFK socks.)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 11:31 AM (WMMXg)
Go ahead. Do it. I dare you.
I’m thinking it would look like Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (3cXfB)
OK, some AI guy should make a picture of that happen!
Posted by: Denny Crane - You Put That In My Head, Now It Belongs In Your Of Yours!!! at March 17, 2026 11:32 AM (dmDsy)
All that matters is that he is on their side. That he will drive the country into ruin even aside from his ruinous ideology that they agree with will not cause them even to withhold their vote.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 11:32 AM (zjgNU)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 11:08 AM (d6BF2)
You needed to crash a birthing or baptism or something to make it complete.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 11:32 AM (WMMXg)
He rejected her? That explains why it’s being brought up now. But it sounds completely fine anyway. He didn’t ask her out until he was no longer her professor and the age gap wasn’t huge.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 11:32 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:33 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2026 11:33 AM (xvV+O)
All that matters is that he is on their side. That he will drive the country into ruin even aside from his ruinous ideology that they agree with will not cause them even to withhold their vote.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 11:32 AM (zjgNU)
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The vast majority of voters choose culturally. Their chosen political party is just a jersey they put on at the height of political Super Bowl season.
They don't vote on policy or even personality.
They vote because they're Democrat or Republican. That's it.
Hard to break that, but it's never by arguing policy. Might as well argue with a Browns fan that they shouldn't cheer for their team anymore because they suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:34 AM (p7EWr)
Hey, they're just moms....
Oh.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:34 AM (XuXeR)
Isn't that the generally accepted truth? Middle and lower class pay higher taxes in Texas, but the the upper class pays higher taxes in California.
California has way better public services, better parks, better hospitals, better schools. Fuck the GOP. I'll gladly pay a little more tax for a fuckload more back than any shithole red state gives you.
Whatever Newsom is doing is working for him. He's rapidly overtaking Harris in 2028 potential polling. Anyone should be opening a commanding lead over Harris after her terrible performance in 2024. I want AOC over milquetoast Newsom but at this point a sun-dried CADAVER would be better than any republican.
I want someone who believes in what they say, and Newsom is not that. He sniffs about for middle of the road liberal opinions and reaches across the aisle to conservatives. don't need him.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 11:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:33 AM
The sad truth.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 11:34 AM (r51hs)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 11:34 AM (JCZqz)
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That the left still thinks that CA has great schools is one of the funniest things in modern American politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (p7EWr)
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You are an old dude!
Posted by: Cosda at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (NR595)
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39 is not old!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (IXZGh)
Well, to be fair, you look a lot like Butthead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 11:29 AM (PFs9e)
Exactly! Talarico seems to have this sharp, unfriendly edge to everything he says, made even worse by the rather blasphemous words he spews out....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (dmDsy)
Which is the plan.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 11:22 AM (cS1cw)
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And deserve to lose. I do not understand why the GOPe doesn't see the British Tories as an object lesson of where their strategy will lead. "They have no where else to go" can mean they'll just stay home.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (C1otw)
wife of james? creamer, the demonrat dirty trickster.
def a race to watch!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 11:36 AM (MIIRH)
Also, as long term homeowners, we get a yuuuge break from property taxes thanks to the tax revolt in the '70's. My own little house is well over $1M, my annual property tax bill is just about $ 5000.
Chevron stations around me are 5.79 for regular. I saw a Mobil station charging over $7/gal for credit card regular. They weren't doing much business. Lowest I've seen locally is Arco for just about 4.90/gal.
Gavin is a zero and like Hillary and Kamala, the more people see of him, the less popular he'll be.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:36 AM (QGaXH)
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You are an old dude!
Posted by: Cosda at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (NR595)
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39 is not old!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (x8PQF)
I used to watch reruns of that show with my Dad. He loved Jack Benny. And he was 39 for most of his life.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 17, 2026 11:36 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:25 AM (IXZGh)
Obviously it has nothing to do with seasonal blend changes.
Oil is a world market, so shortages anywhere mean price increases here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:37 AM (VJ3W8)
Turns out they didn't flush. They just hid in the trap and now they're floating in the bowl again.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 17, 2026 11:27 AM (DJAE9)
So who are the modern Birchers, and what do they have in common with the originals?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 11:38 AM (zafwz)
That is a very nice analogy.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
That is a very nice analogy.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
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"I love the Seahawks!"
"Can you name the QB?"
"No. But they're in the Super Bowl! WOOO!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:39 AM (p7EWr)
And roads. California roads were fantastic. Now Google earth down the highways...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:39 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:14 AM (p7EWr)
Well, he was running against the other favorite of wine moms: an "exotic."
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 11:39 AM (WMMXg)
Yeah, about that...
Posted by: Alabama at March 17, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Gavin Fitzgerald Douchebag at March 17, 2026 11:40 AM (DqQS/)
Martha Raddatz and James Carville.
Just because I'd like to see Dungeons and Dragons skeleton babies to strike fear into the hearts of America's enemies.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gavin Fitzgerald Douchebag
Well, you're certainly oleaginous, I'll give you that.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
Hey, they're just moms....
Oh.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:34 AM (XuXeR)
Let me tell you about my pol
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2026 11:40 AM (N39Ws)
Just ask the illegals!
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 11:40 AM (7kply)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:41 AM (XuXeR)
No nutsack and a small shrimp dick.
Uh! Uh! Uh
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man...
Posted by: 20 Fingers at March 17, 2026 11:41 AM (RnaSg)
And roads. California roads were fantastic. Now Google earth down the highways...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:39 AM (XuXeR)
Anybody who comes in on the freeways sees it immediately. Arizona has mostly clean, modern rest areas. On the California side they're like a third-world country. Old, worn down, usually dirty and vandalized.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:41 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (AlhUl)
Whoa, gear down there, buddy.
When a terrible political party runs off all its voters you're supposed to blame the voters!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Paolo
I have my doubts that even your pol could make a wine mom more normal but I wish you luck.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
🚨🚨🚨 THE US JUST DEPLOYED "SOFT KILL" ELECTRONIC WARFARE IN IRAN → NO BULLETS, NO BOMBS, TOTAL DESTRUCTION 🚨🚨🚨
America just revealed a capability most people didn't know existed. Electronic warfare systems mounted on Black Hawks that can shut down an ENTIRE battlefield without firing a single round.
Process that.
WHAT "SOFT KILL" DOES:
→ Shuts down ALL enemy communications instantly
→ Disables drones MID-AIR — they fall from the sky like dead birds
→ Directed energy BLINDS every sensor, radar, and targeting system in range
→ Collapses entire command networks in SECONDS
→ No gunfire. No explosions. Just silence.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
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Guess he used a banned IP.
He'll be back to tell us of his kink later today, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Rex B at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (DqQS/)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:35 AM (dmDsy)
Compare his face (his eyes especially) to a photo of the infamous Dr Mengele. He has the same pale, evil look.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (RHGPo)
I've been dreaming of the day that Operation Sit Down And Shut Up would go hot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 11:44 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Metamorphics at March 17, 2026 11:44 AM (P/edt)
"Can you name the QB?"
"No. But they're in the Super Bowl! WOOO!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:39 AM (p7EWr)
I saw a "woman on the street" video where they were asked if WNBA players should be paid the same as NBA players. All the ones chosen to appear in the video said yes. Then they were asked to name a WNBA team. Any WNBA team. Crickets.
But they're on Team Pay Chicks More and that's all that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:44 AM (ExV1e)
He'll be back to tell us of his kink later today, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (p7EWr)
That's it. I am glued to this computer until he figures his retarded technical shit out!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:45 AM (dmDsy)
That's why they love me. Don't belive the polls. They're fake. It's a sham, really. There's never been anything like me before, really, and women, well....they love it.
Posted by: Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel at March 17, 2026 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (lCppi)
This is true also.
Are you LA as in Louisiana or L. A. ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:45 AM (QGaXH)
Maetenloch's system inserts a bit of cruel randomness to the troll bashing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (RHGPo)
Be willing to bet that Gavin was never in a school or bar fight. Definitely could have used a beating to knock some sense into him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at
Check out his yearbook Voted best dressed or sharp dressed man or something like that. Super prep-/ Definitely not a scrapper.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (lCppi)
Got a link for that, because:
No, this isn't true.
US forces are using established electronic warfare (like EA-18G Growlers jamming radars/drones in the current Iran strikes), but no credible reports confirm a secret "soft kill" Black Hawk system just deployed that was classified for a decade. The viral video is CGI hype mixing old concepts (microwaves, infrasound) with unverified claims—no DoD/CENTCOM evidence matches it. Standard EW exists, but this specific story is misinformation.
https://x.com/grok/status/
2033028371400048701
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:28 AM (p7EWr)
The rumblings I'm seeing about the black democrats realizing the establishment democrats are taking them for granted and going all in on immigrants suggests we may see a big surprise in 2028.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (zjgNU)
WHAT "SOFT KILL" DOES:
→ Shuts down ALL enemy communications instantly
→ Disables drones MID-AIR — they fall from the sky like dead birds
→ Directed energy BLINDS every sensor, radar, and targeting system in range
→ Collapses entire command networks in SECONDS
→ No gunfire. No explosions. Just silence.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (RHGPo)
Is this a permanent or temporary shutdown?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (cWLG3)
A priority without the means to do anything useful is no more than a wish.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (cWLG3)
Yeah. Hadn't been in the Golden State for 20 years, last year drove from Vegas to nearly LA.
It was sad, really. Broken concrete, really poor patch jobs, crumbled curbs, overgrown sidewalks... but plenty o'unhoused!
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (XuXeR)
well, really, these days, what isn't?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 11:29 AM (MIIRH)
With how things work these days, I'm pretty sure that the only thing that isn't Calvinball would be Calvinball itself.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (zjgNU)
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Any other black face brought up gets forgotten in days.
Wes Moore?
Stephen Smith?
Who do they have to get? LeBron?
Kamala is the black electorate's choice. Just like they coalesced around Joe Biden early (Obama's VP) in 2020 and never let go no matter how much the establishment pushed Beto or Deval Patrick or whoever else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (p7EWr)
https://x.com/grok/status/
2033028371400048701
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
Nevermind on the last question.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:48 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 17, 2026 11:48 AM (P/edt)
There's so many taxes Ive blocked them out.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:48 AM (lCppi)
WHAT "SOFT KILL" DOES:
→ Shuts down ALL enemy communications instantly
→ Disables drones MID-AIR — they fall from the sky like dead birds
→ Directed energy BLINDS every sensor, radar, and targeting system in range
→ Collapses entire command networks in SECONDS
→ No gunfire. No explosions. Just silence.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (RHGPo)
Is this a permanent or temporary shutdown?
depends on whether you'll agree to defund ice
Posted by: chuck schumer at March 17, 2026 11:49 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (VJ3W8)
"But Aunt Naaaaaancy.... you PROMISED meeeeeee...!!!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (IG3/x)
Yeah. Hadn't been in the Golden State for 20 years, last year drove from Vegas to nearly LA.
It was sad, really. Broken concrete, really poor patch jobs, crumbled curbs, overgrown sidewalks... but plenty o'unhoused!
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (XuXeR)
But the weather's nice. We had an exceptionally dry, mild winter. Hardly ran the heater at all.
Should have a bumper crop of bums this year...LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (QGaXH)
LOL. You aren't aware of current academic policies.
I'll bet a dollar that the University of Chicago has a policy prohibiting any relationship between a professor and a student.
Heterosexual relationships, anyway.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (VJ3W
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You will pry is.gd from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (p7EWr)
12m
Macron Rebuffs Trump's Hormuz Coalition, Saying 'Not Our War' - As Iran Security Chief Reportedly Killed
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Teach them how to surrender, Macron.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (TtbzS)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (RHGPo)
And that is why we're inviting all IRGC members, and their families, to emigrate to the EU and accept a 75K per year stipend, free housing, and all the native girls you want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (ynpvh)
That's $6.25 US a gallon if you believe AI.
But at least we're saving the planet somehow. I was promised global warming.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (Sco7b)
Maetenloch's system inserts a bit of cruel randomness to the troll bashing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:46 AM (VJ3W
Devious! I'm a bit disappointed, however, because he had just signed it "alias", so was going to reply, "Hey, you forgot to add the 'shitandshit' to your nic!"
Man, the entire internet would and shit their pants laughing, and a statue of me would immediately be erected in the Interwebz Hall of Fame!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (dmDsy)
And those rumblings reflect the realization that just running a black face anymore, no matter how unqualified, is a sure recipe for defeat. Blacks are going to have to get more realistic about who they want to run.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)
There is iron in your words
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)
→ Shuts down ALL enemy communications instantly
→ Disables drones MID-AIR — they fall from the sky like dead birds
→ Directed energy BLINDS every sensor, radar, and targeting system in range
→ Collapses entire command networks in SECONDS
→ No gunfire. No explosions. Just silence.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 11:43 AM (RHGPo)
-
Can I borrow it for a few days?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2ap+5)
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The objectives are obviously punch Iranian leadership in the nose until someone surrenders unconditionally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:52 AM (p7EWr)
The worst part about California is not how much they tax their citizens, it is the fact that most that money is flat out stolen and wasted.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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Nick Shirley just posted his California video. Makes you sick.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 11:52 AM (Korc9)
12m
Macron Rebuffs Trump's Hormuz Coalition, Saying 'Not Our War' - As Iran Security Chief Reportedly Killed
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But you told us Ukraine war was ours and it impacted us not.. We spent millions of our dollars on it.. So I say this most sincerely... F' you you cheese eating surrender monkey...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (8dW7/)
you forgot closed for repairs. again. or still. not sure what the practical difference is.
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: pookysgirl's fashion alarms are going off at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (Wt5PA)
Yeah. Hadn't been in the Golden State for 20 years, last year drove from Vegas to nearly LA.
It was sad, really. Broken concrete, really poor patch jobs, crumbled curbs, overgrown sidewalks... but plenty o'unhoused!
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (XuXeR)
I read a news story recently - I think it was specific to City of L.A. - they aren't maintaining/repairing the streets anymore because of a requirement that they cut wheelchair ramps into the curbs at all four corners of an intersection - at over $50K per ramp, or north of $200K per intersection. So the streets are just deteriorating for lack of funds.....
Have a dentist appointment this morning so that means I have to actually go out of the house and (yikes!) 'talk' to someone.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (pDt9x)
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"Oil is a global market, and the US is trying to keep a large avenue of transport open."
People say it. Frequently.
None of these things are hard. Or complicated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:54 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 11:54 AM (8dW7/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (ynpvh)
Neither do Texas or Florida. Of course, they don't tax any other income either.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:54 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: J. Random Moron
I assumed he was active every morning. Morning wood is pretty reliable...seems a shame to let it go to waste.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 11:54 AM (8dW7/)
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Of course.
Kent thinks that ISIS was a creation of Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (p7EWr)
Someone needs to call Newsom on that. Specifically, they should ask "since you're wearing JFK socks, I assume you support his policies on repatriating illegals, high defense spending, etc. etc.".
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)
People say it. Frequently.
None of these things are hard. Or complicated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:54 AM (p7EWr)
I blame Pam Bondi.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:53 AM (pDt9x)
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"Oil is a global market, and the US is trying to keep a large avenue of transport open."
People say it. Frequently.
None of these things are hard. Or complicated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:54 AM (p7EWr)
Do people understand this? Not sure about that. I am worried about elections coming up.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (lCppi)
This is true also.
Are you LA as in Louisiana or L. A. ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:45 AM (QGaXH)
Formerly of Los Angeles /south bay Now a proud Texan
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (lCppi)
Before becoming the 40th governor, Newsom served as the Lieutenant Governor of California and Mayor of San Francisco.
He was elected Governor Nov. 6 2018, with his focus on "comeback," diversity, and environmental policies, and sworn into office on Jan. 7, 2019.
His major support has consistently been from deep pocket Democrats including, but not limited to, wealthy tech industry figures, entertainment executives, and various labor unions.
How much has changed?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2ap+5)
That's a pessimistic take and sounds like a political jab.
And I'm a pessimist. Give it at least 2 years before floating quagmire out there.
So far the military is doing what they do best, and that's breaking shit and killing enemies. They're not out of targets yet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zafwz)
W???
How much? YGTBKM. That's insane $$$.
For $50 materials and minutes in labor?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (p7EWr)
Something stinks about this... Was he a leaker and was about to be given the axe ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (8dW7/)
There's so many taxes Ive blocked them out.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:48 AM (lCppi)
Los Angeles Mansion Tax - specific to City of L. A.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (pDt9x)
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The election is in 8 months.
The gas spike will be so long in the past that people will forget it ever happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2ap+5)
They aren't vague. They are quite clear. Unless you haven't read them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (VJ3W8)
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1h
Trump-Appointed Counterterrorism Director Joe Kent Resigns In Protest Over U.S. War With Iran
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Investigate his cohorts.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:57 AM (TtbzS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 11:57 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (pDt9x)
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The election is in 8 months.
The gas spike will be so long in the past that people will forget it ever happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (p7EWr
From your lips to God’s ears.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:57 AM (pDt9x)
Gavin is a zero and like Hillary and Kamala, the more people see of him, the less popular he'll be.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
===============
If you think Gavin and Kamala are out, who do you think is in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 11:57 AM (Korc9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:47 AM (p7EWr)
This is rather amusing since Kamala has exactly as much in common with black Americans as Obama did- zero.
Both brought up in a wealthy household by mothers who were not black, sired by fathers who were black but not American.
Kamala, thankfully, doesn't have Obama's acting ability, so she will fail once again. (Obama isn't smart, though he thinks he is. But he IS an amazing actor- he knows how to read lines written for him.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 11:57 AM (zjgNU)
Posted by: the lower depths
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IOW, an Education major. People who think.that getting a participation trophy is equivalent to winning a race.
"Studies" major? They're dumber than a midwit.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 17, 2026 11:58 AM (8UIB5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (p7EWr)
Something stinks about this... Was he a leaker and was about to be given the axe ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (8dW7/)
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He's a former Dem whose wife was killed by Islamists during the Syrian Civil War, remarried a woman who writes for Blumenthal's ezine, and has been conspiratorial for years.
He's one step removed from Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:58 AM (p7EWr)
And I'm a pessimist. Give it at least 2 years before floating quagmire out there.
So far the military is doing what they do best, and that's breaking shit and killing enemies. They're not out of targets yet.
Yeah, I'm mystified by the "quagmire" rhetoric. We're doing something that has never been done before by taking out their leadership, and now individual regime enforcers, and doing it extremely successfully. If you're calling it a quagmire already, you made up your mind before the first bomb fell.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:52 AM (p7EWr)
Like that Mitchell and Webb skit... the final fuhrer...
https://tinyurl.com/26p6nm2c
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:59 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 11:59 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
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IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS!
And we haven't put a single boot on the ground while annihilating Iran's ballistic missile storage, production, and launch capabilities with air supremacy established within a couple of days.
I don't remember Vietnam playing out like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:59 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 11:55 AM (pDt9x)
Don't worry about the war. Ds are gonna shutdown fed gov Oct 1 again...worked for them every time so far to win elections.
There's a reason Trump moved heaven and earth to try to save that FL R so Johnson didn't fall to 216 votes...the only prayer to win the shutdown is to have it be another Senate malaise...and Johnson needs 217 + the eventual GA seat to get there...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 12:00 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 11:50 AM (ynpvh)
We bought in 1992. Property taxes are 1% of the homes value, limited to a 2% increase per year. You get a $7500 homestead exemption, which is a joke considering where home prices are.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 12:00 PM (QGaXH)
There's so many taxes Ive blocked them out.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:48 AM (lCppi)
Los Angeles Mansion Tax - specific to City of L. A.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (QGaXH)
Maybe LA county? We got whacked and we were not in the city
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 12:00 PM (lCppi)
Mexican bagpipes
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 12:01 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 12:01 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:01 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:01 PM (pDt9x)
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I just want some dickless cleric to take control and try and reclaim "the Great Satan" as actually meaning China because it amuses Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (p7EWr)
The Left Is Going Insane About the Coming Downfall of Cuba
https://tinyurl.com/bddmpc3b
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
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David Mitchell is one of my favorite British comics.
His Ludwig show, which aired its first season last year, was quite good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
If I am not mistaken, VDH recently discussed California being the state with the worst schools in the nation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (CanO2)
And we haven't put a single boot on the ground while annihilating Iran's ballistic missile storage, production, and launch capabilities with air supremacy established within a couple of days.
I don't remember Vietnam playing out like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:59 AM (p7EWr)
Vietnam had daily updates, not 24-7 ones...and it was kept secret for a few years til LBJ blew it up and wide open. Once that happened, people were against it pretty rapidly...not a majority to start, but a sizeable minority...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 17, 2026 12:03 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:03 PM (u73oe)
If I am not mistaken, VDH recently discussed California being the state with the worst schools in the nation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (CanO2)
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Reddit didn't read it, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:03 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Emmie at March 17, 2026 12:03 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:04 PM (pDt9x)
The objectives are "free the hawt Persian babes from burkas" and "put Xi Jingpeng's nuts in a vice". Big fan of both of those ideas.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:04 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 12:05 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:04 PM (pDt9x)
Well, you know all these women can’t date President Trump. The guy’s married.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (r51hs)
Posted by: Gropey Joe at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)
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The Economist's most recent generic congressional poll was D+1.
And it was all post Minneapolis!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:42 AM (lCppi)
This is true also.
Are you LA as in Louisiana or L. A. ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:45 AM (QGaXH)
Formerly of Los Angeles /south bay Now a proud Texan
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:56 AM (lCppi)
Did you work for a large aerospace company and transfer to a Texas site? I worked for big R until I stopped working two years ago.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (QGaXH)
It's the trillions of dollars stolen in the 'noble' goal of 'nation-building' that'll kill you.
I love how billions are given to countries like the Ukraine or other shitholes with absolutely no follow up on where that money goes.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (Sco7b)
Don't forget the joo magic spells and the joo sharks with laser beams.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:06 PM (2ocoG)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen, No Talent Old Fart at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Someone like an Obama. Someone we haven't seen yet and is a blank slate. Someone everyone on the left can hang whatever they want on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (IBXdg)
But they're on Team Pay Chicks More and that's all that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 11:44 AM (ExV1e)
They are athlete/entertainers, so what's fair is to pay them based on how many people actually pay to be entertained by them
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (lCppi)
His Ludwig show, which aired its first season last year, was quite good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (p7EWr)
Agreed! And his partnerships with Robert Webb are criminally unknown here, from Peep Show, to the "Sound" and "Look" and "Situation" series...
Hadn't heard of Ludwig, thanks for that, you've locked in my watching for the night!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
Definitely will be on Tucker and Nostrils already wrote a rave review of her new hero...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 12:08 PM (8dW7/)
Hadn't heard of Ludwig, thanks for that, you've locked in my watching for the night!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
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Disappointingly short at only like 6 episodes (they're filming season 2 now), but quite good, and the appropriate use of Mitchell as a performer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:08 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx
The Oscars were on.
And the US is winning in the Baseball Classic.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 12:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:09 PM (pDt9x)
The objectives are "free the hawt Persian babes from burkas" and "put Xi Jingpeng's nuts in a vice". Big fan of both of those ideas.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:04 PM (2ocoG)
Yeah, I focused on the quagmire half of the statement, but it's clear the objective is to degrade the Iranian government and its ability to do anything. Seems simple enough.
Some secondary goals which might be nice but not necessary would be an Iran which rejects the mullahcracy and is no longer a threat to the region, a freer and prosperous country yadda yadda.
But fucking up their shit until they can't do shit seems like a clear and achievable objective.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:09 PM (zafwz)
Don't forget the joo magic spells and the joo sharks with laser beams.
Posted by: Ian S.
I wanna be jooish. I want a shark with laser beams.
I'll settle for an angry bass with one laser.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:09 PM (IBXdg)
It was the debut of Tim Walz's Burlesque Revue.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:09 PM (2ocoG)
@ericswalwell
This past week, Tom Steyer spent millions of dollars to prove I am a renter, with student loan debt, who is navigating 100+ active MAGA death threats against my family.
Nice work, Tom — I bet with enough money, you can convince Californians the sun sets in the West!
.. a little blue-on-blue is a good thing every now and then
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM
Phrasing.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 12:10 PM (r51hs)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 12:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 12:10 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (lCppi)
I believe that their league loses tens of millions of dollars every year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)
The Left Is Going Insane About the Coming Downfall of Cuba
https://tinyurl.com/bddmpc3b
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)
Holy shit, when that hottie on the Australian news channel called her "The Climate Troll", man, she wasn't kidding!
Posted by: Denny Crane - But Would I Still Sleep With Her? You Decide. at March 17, 2026 12:11 PM (dmDsy)
Gavin is a zero and like Hillary and Kamala, the more people see of him, the less popular he'll be.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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If you think Gavin and Kamala are out, who do you think is in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 11:57 AM (Korc9)
I try to pay as little attention as possible to Democrats. They are 0 for 2 with women at the top of the ticket, there's nobody like an O'bama out there. Maybe AOC but she'll be like Gavin, Kamala and Hillary once she opens her mouth. I honestly think it could be someone we're not even talking about at this point in the game.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 12:11 PM (QGaXH)
What good is a network of 300,000 engineer/spies if they didn't even warn us of that?!
We have questions, Hillary...
Posted by: The CCP at March 17, 2026 12:11 PM (7kply)
Complaining that this is a quagmire is stupid. Claiming it isn't one is also stupid. This is America - where the truth is in a Schrodinger's Box at the heart of a hall of fun house mirrors.
We'll know when we know.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal
Gas stations raise the price to whatever they think people will pay, regardless of other factors, and only drop the price when they turn out to be wrong?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 12:12 PM (a+4eV)
@ericswalwell
This past week, Tom Steyer spent millions of dollars to prove I am a renter, with student loan debt, who is navigating 100+ active MAGA death threats against my family.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Swalwell, there are no MAGA death threats. No one on the right gives two shits about you. They don't even think about you.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:12 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Denny Crane - But Would I Still Sleep With Her? You Decide. at March 17, 2026 12:11 PM
I'm partial to the "Doom Goblin" moniker, myself.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen, No Talent Old Fart at March 17, 2026 12:07 PM (/1l9x)
Yes it is, ya tosser.
Posted by: Paul Hewson at March 17, 2026 12:13 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:08 PM (p7EWr)
Those damnable Brits and their insistence on single-digit Series!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 12:13 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
The OMG!!!! Quagmire!!!! commentary is coming from the same people who will complain that the Iranians have not risen up to throw out their oppressors while conveniently ignoring that all the leaders even tangentially involved have told them to stay safe until the bombing is over.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)
Democrats all try to play themselves as MAGA's Greatest Enemy. No such thing, we mock the shit out of all of them, and with good reason.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)
Surreal.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 12:14 PM (x8PQF)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:13 PM
Sky News has her recent video. She still looks like Lord Farquad. Only more so.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:14 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: tubal
She looks like the king on Shrek.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: scottst at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (ZlJbE)
The first rule of cutting your own hair is, don't cut your own hair.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (7kply)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
Like the runt of a litter escaped the shovel blow to the head at the Portuguese Water Dog puppy mill, I presume.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (BI5O2)
There is no quagmire.
It's the trillions of dollars stolen in the 'noble' goal of 'nation-building' that'll kill you.
I love how billions are given to countries like the Ukraine or other shitholes with absolutely no follow up on where that money goes.
Me: It's not a quagmire, and here's why...
You: But...but...but UKRAINE!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
Ok, added to the list of Cool Things Jews Have: balconies that launch missiles.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (2ocoG)
https://tinyurl.com/26p6nm2c
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 11:59 AM (dmDsy)
I first saw that one last year and it has definitely stood the test of time.
Posted by: pookysgirl says HEIL ME! at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Grunta this week: START OIL NOW!
It's almost like these people are 100% pure scammers and grifters and opportunistic skank whores.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sounds about right at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (7G6CY)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
Like the runt of a litter escaped the shovel blow to the head at the Portuguese Water Dog puppy mill, I presume.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (BI5O2)
Priceless! Comment of the week!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:14 PM (kgE5c)
285 Wonder what the latest pics of Greta look like. Has she gotten to facial scarification yet?
Posted by: tubal
She looks like the king on Shrek.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:15 PM (IBXdg)
More horde-mind on display
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:16 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 12:12 PM
Gas ain’t where the money is. The money’s in slimjims, jerky, vapes, copenhagen, chocolate donuts, condoms, and energy drinks.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2026 12:17 PM (r51hs)
Farquad's quote that "Many of you may die, but it's a risk I'm willing to take" is extremely applicable to the climate panic, as well.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:17 PM (2ocoG)
Joe Kent
@joekent16jan19
After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.
I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.
Counterpoint.
SharrellAnne
@SharrellAnne2
Gold Star wife here.
My husband didn’t die for Israel. He died because this war has been targeting Americans for decades. Long before most people ever started paying attention.
We didn’t suddenly stumble into this because of Israel. Our service members have been in the crosshairs of Iranian-backed terror networks for years. That’s the reality families like mine have lived with.
So spare me the talking point that this is “Israel’s war.”
Some of us have already paid for it in American blood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 12:17 PM (ndZc7)
some kind of metric of how valuable they are to the revolution?
*spit*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:17 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2026 12:18 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Saw a pic of her and Dicaprio at the oscars. She does look like Lord Farquardt.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:18 PM (IBXdg)
Get all those things together and you'd have one hell of a MoMe.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 12:18 PM (2ocoG)
@joekent16jan19
After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.
I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation
When would you say we should have taken their threat seriously? When they were fueling up the nuclear-tipped ICBMs?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)
Yes! I forgot about that one- it's even better!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Although You All Probably Know What My Answer Still Is... at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Democrat-Communists of America at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ian S.
We haz them.
Posted by: TXMOME
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IBXdg)
New request, peace and direction and a new job. He loved that job.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
I'm so sorry you and your husband had to suffer through the extended time they took to let him go from his job. I hope you both can quickly regroup and your hubby finds another position that he loves just as much.
Posted by: old chick at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (MIIRH)
August 21, 2024
Gold Star husband and retired Green Beret Joe Kent shares the true story and legacy of his wife, Shannon Kent, in his newest book, Send Me: The True Story of a Mother at War.
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The children were 3 years and 18 months when their mother was killed.
Joe Kent became a non-interventionist.
He likely wasn't able to withstand the demands of & decisions needed to be made in the position of the 8th Director of the National Counterterrorism Center.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (YsPj+)
Joe Kent became a non-interventionist.
He likely wasn't able to withstand the demands of & decisions needed to be made in the position of the 8th Director of the National Counterterrorism Center.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (NFX2v)
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Kent, in his letter today, defends the American actions against ISIS in the Syrian Civil War, the conflict that claimed his wife's life.
He just blames it on the Jews now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:21 PM (p7EWr)
New request, peace and direction and a new job. He loved that job.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Sorry.. It's their loss.. Prayers for an even better job
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 12:21 PM (8dW7/)
See y'all laters...
Keep smiling. I think we're winning, and besides, it drives the other side crazy!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 12:21 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 12:21 PM (ndZc7)
This chap, Newsom, doesn't even qualify as a beta-male.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 12:21 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: SMOD
Rematch Saturday Saturday Saturday!
St. John's Junior Thugs vs Southern Shore Junior Leg Breakers will be one for the record books!
Be there or be square!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 12:22 PM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:22 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:19 PM (RHGPo)
I'm missing something here. Fights, black eyes, skates...
The very definition of the word Hockey. (eh, some would sat spitting chicklets is mandatory).
What's the fuss about?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 12:22 PM (zafwz)
We are coming dangerously close to the Dubai Chocolate Horizon.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 12:23 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (NFX2v)
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Then the time to resign was before hostilities started. Better yet, don’t take the job.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:23 PM (u73oe)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 12:23 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Damn I'm sorry Tecumseh. I thought everything would be ok and my feelings in these circumstances are usually spot on. So I will say there must be something much better coming around the corner. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:24 PM (+wInS)
New request, peace and direction and a new job. He loved that job.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
I'm so sorry you and your husband had to suffer through the extended time they took to let him go from his job. I hope you both can quickly regroup and your hubby finds another position that he loves just as much.
Posted by: old chick at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (F3Dlr)
So sorry to hear this. Let's hope he finds a much better position and can say, in hindsight, that this was the best thing that ever happened to him. There are angels all around us just waiting to help. Be of good faith and cheer and keep us all posted!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 12:24 PM (QGaXH)
Then the time to resign was before hostilities started. Better yet, don’t take the job.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 12:23 PM (u73oe)
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I strongly suspect he was pushed out, not that he just decided to honorably leave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 12:24 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (NFX2v)
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Then the time to resign was before hostilities started. Better yet, don’t take the job.
Agreed. He's been through hell with the death of his wife and the mother of his kids, but that isn't a qualification. Best to thank him for his service, and hope he recovers mentally.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Unlike ❤️St Valentine's Day, I was never sure of the spiritual significance of that ritual.
We were Episcopal (pre-woke) anyway, so even though we attended St Luke's, I was never given any instruction about the whole saints thing, anyway. That was just stuff leftover from those wacky Catholics.
Gooood morning!🌞 Or whatever fits your hour.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 30 years of webworks at March 17, 2026 12:24 PM (EAEiW)
This chap, Newsom, doesn't even qualify as a beta-male.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 12:21 PM (M9gjJ)
Ah! So you are on Team Greta!
Welcome!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'll Support Her Candidacy Only Until I Bang Her at March 17, 2026 12:24 PM (dmDsy)
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It's amazing and horrifying this dullard even has a chance at '28. He is most definitely a media creation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: No One Will Miss him at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (/1l9x)
The Democrats never seem to have a problem with their nominees going off the left's reservation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (AkEZC)
Iran's De Facto Supreme Leader Ali Larijani Dies of Complications Due to Mojtaba Khamenei's AIDS and an Israeli Airstrike But Mostly Complications Due to Mojtaba Khamenei's AIDS
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)
I haven't seen anyone this bad since Clinton. Clinton and Newsom both tell the most easily disprovable lies to pander and curry favor with groups. Newsom actually claimed to be a poor kid eating mac and cheese on the mean streets of Marin county. Just so unnecessarily stupid.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+wInS)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (kgE5c)
New request, peace and direction and a new job. He loved that job.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
That's severe.
I'm sorry for your entire family. Prayers for new and better employment.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 12:25 PM (AkEZC)"
weird, innit?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 12:27 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 12:26 PM (kgE5c)
My favorite kind!
Posted by: ALLAH at March 17, 2026 12:27 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Sco7b)
I'm thinking her family helped her get into politics to get her out of the business.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:31 PM (TtbzS)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 12:20 PM (NFX2v)
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Did Chloe quit first ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 12:36 PM (RHGPo)
The absence of an income tax isn't really always a wonderful thing. Texas property taxes are sky-high, and the oft-overlooked part from that is that property taxes are due whether you are employed or not.
Yes, there is a lot of other stuff that goes along with this: what are fees? what are the sales taxes? how are they applied? what are the relative tax rates for income & property? How do functions split between State-duty versus individual citizen? And, overall, how does it all add up to the total tax burden of the States' residents?
You really have to get down to the accounting entry level to do a fair comparison of one tax scheme versus another. I get so tired of the "they have no income tax" as if that's the greatest thing ever. It ain't. The taxman gets his due.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Or based on my experience living in California for > 25 years, Democrat voters will pick the most recognizable name with a (D) beside it.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2026 01:00 PM (cWLG3)
Places like Costco, that seem to have policies around selling gas at precise margins, should see falls fastest and emotional exuberance dies down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 11:18 AM (p7EWr)
“Price gouging” is a term used by economic illiterates.
Besides, as the pandemic demonstrated, not even markets set prices. The people who set the price? The police. (Because businesses cannot set prices based on supply and demand. That’s called “price gouging” in this allegedly capitalist country. There are laws on the books preventing this. Hence the shortages during the pandemic.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 01:07 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 17, 2026 12:42 PM (bufu1)
How come TX has what all the other states have - without income taxes?
Yes, the taxman gets his due, but there are better, less obtrusive ways of doing it. And demanding the efficient spending of the money.
(By the way, TX has the best roads. Fight me.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 01:28 PM (kBisb)
Because my property taxes are 3x higher in Texas than they were anywhere else I've lived.
Texas is very different from other States in what it funds. Because of Texas' greater emphasis on local governance & control, the State of Texas simply doesn't require as much money as other States do; the funding is kept more local. Thus, the State of Texas doesn't need an income tax, but the local communities need more bucks, and these come mostly from property taxes - which is why my property taxes are so high.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 17, 2026 02:34 PM (bufu1)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Richard Parkes Bonington
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (A5RD0)
I like it - kinda dark though. But I'd hang it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (cYBz/)
Yes, but would Jeffrey Epstein hang it? You know he didn't hang himself...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ESVrU)
I hope she didn’t just lose a child.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (A5RD0)
Cat bed next to the bed. Seems a one person bed. I'm betting a sibling or parent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:35 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (A5RD0)
I thought it was a large rat.
Posted by: dantesed at March 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)
I thought it was a large rat.
Posted by: dantesed at March 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Same difference.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Be NICE
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:36 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Suwql)
This picture is missing the ghost.
https://tinyurl.com/5e9ttpnk
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:36 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (DgMqy)
Be NICE
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:36 AM (A5RD0)
It's my anniversary. OF COURSE I'm nice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM
Kittehs are good like that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
sometimes, there is nothing better to do or say but simply be there.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM
Happy anniversary to you and the First Lady!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)
This picture is missing the ghost.
https://tinyurl.com/5e9ttpnk
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:36 AM (IBXdg)
Completely different painting. No cat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Description
"The Use of Tears" depicts a young woman in a melancholic scene, likely on her sickbed. This theme was common in the 19th century, reflecting the emotional struggles of the time. The painting showcases Bonington's skill in capturing sentiment and detail, making it a notable work in his oeuvre.
Significance
Bonington was known for his contributions to watercolor painting and his ability to blend realism with emotional depth. His works, including "The Use of Tears," are celebrated for their technical proficiency and evocative subject matter.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (Sco7b)
Please give my best to the long suffering First! lady.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (A5RD0)
22 years of grief, plus the 7 before that!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)
Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Seems he painted a couple of versions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:40 AM (IBXdg)
The Use of Tears
Richard Parkes Bonington (English, 1802–182
about 1826–27
Medium/Technique
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
40.3 x 32.4 cm (15 7/8 x 12 3/4 in.)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:40 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM
Happy anniversary to you and the First Lady!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)
Sponge -Happy anniversary to you and the First Lady. You two have been through an awful lot these last couple years. I hope you two do something special - just for the 2 of you. Enjoy and congrats.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 09:40 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2026 09:40 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 09:41 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 09:40 AM (N39Ws)
Thank you. Not sure what we're doing this evening, but her anniversary present is the dumpster at our temporary future home that we'll be filling this weekend.
I'm so romantic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JSpicy at March 17, 2026 09:41 AM (C7Yya)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 09:41 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (Suwql)
Thank you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JSpicy at March 17, 2026 09:41 AM (C7Yya)
Be sure to log into my store so you can have your very own made in China "Liberal Tears" tumbler!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM
Definitely a different version, but the cat's there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 09:43 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 09:38 AM
I tell them to cherish our time together, as I will. It seems to help.
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 09:43 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Art Aficianado at March 17, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
Definitely a different version, but the cat's there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 09:43 AM (kgE5c)
It must be shielded by my dislike for the wretched creature.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Different colors and facing her instead of out. Different bed table also.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:44 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: cmeat at March 17, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: JoAnn Fabrics at March 17, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)
Richard Parkes Bonington
*********
And My Esopha-goose, Too! - a limerick
I asked a poultry farmer named Tucks
Saying, "Why do we cry? It just sucks!
Beside mascara smears
What's the purpose of our tears?"
"They rinse out my lacrimal ducks!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 09:47 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: Curly Howard at March 17, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice art. It speaks to me. Touching.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 09:48 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2026 09:48 AM (vK/Ja)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)
Down to the pits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun...
Posted by: The Beatles at March 17, 2026 09:49 AM (RnaSg)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 09:49 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 17, 2026 09:49 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:51 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 09:51 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:53 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 09:49 AM (pZ64F)
Bedeviled, even.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 09:53 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: JSpicy at March 17, 2026 09:54 AM (C7Yya)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 17, 2026 09:54 AM (XvL8K)
I think the artist had a nice face as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 09:57 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2026 09:58 AM (PVV5z)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:00 AM (Sco7b)
It's the old lady who is the focus with her dark clothing, solid wood chair and more distinct features. That shifts the focus from the death of a young person to the acceptance of loss. At that time any old person would have lost many family members and friends during their lifetime. She is not immune to the passing and pain but may have run out of tears after losing so many others. But the tenderness is still there in the way she holds the girls hand so gently.
Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2026 10:00 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Euripides at March 17, 2026 10:01 AM (UQj8B)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 10:02 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 10:02 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:03 AM (DoBxX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 10:04 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
What is lunch in Dublin?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:04 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:07 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:08 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:08 AM (XuXeR)
What a shame he died so young.
Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2026 10:09 AM (yTvNw)
https://grok.com/imagine/post/
5327830c-d90d-4728-bf53-ef546b253dff
Posted by: r hennigantx
Grokified cat looks odd. Like a fox-raccoon hybrid.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 10:09 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2026 10:10 AM (eCGE/)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:10 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:11 AM (oob1u)
https://tinyurl.com/5e9ttpnk"
That's quite interesting. I like this one better, like the old lady in this one better. She has that "been there, done that, wish you didn't have to go through it" look.
This is a most touching and poignant painting. May or may hang, but I certainly salute the artist.
I am sorry I don't know how to quote like the cool kids do, but thanks for the link.
Posted by: Persnickety at March 17, 2026 10:12 AM (NXsA/)
/s
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
There's too much damn joy in the world!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 10:12 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 17, 2026 10:12 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (Z8YJ9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Show up at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (DvFzy)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (Z8YJ9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 09:53 AM
Well...it is Tuesday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM (Z8YJ9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:14 AM
And then the murders started...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:15 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Somewhere in the distance a dog barked...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:15 AM (IBXdg)
Only took little over half a year till the phone call came in yesterday.
Tomorrow is handgun training day.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:15 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:16 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:16 AM (oob1u)
Richard Parkes Bonington, English, 1802-1828
Irish woes then? (Off to the Mother & Baby homes or Magdalene Laundries she'll be going?)
Artvee: In part, "Richard Parkes Bonington was an English Romantic landscape painter, who moved to France at the age of 14 and can also be considered as a French artist, and an intermediary bringing aspects of English style to France. Becoming, after his early death, one of the most influential British artists of his time, the facility of his style was inspired by the old masters, yet was entirely modern in its application. His landscapes were mostly of coastal scenes, with a low horizon and large sky, showing a brilliant handling of light and atmosphere. He also painted small historical cabinet paintings in a freely-handled version of the troubadour style."
He had a large body of generally very nice works; beautifully detailed, varying subjects, and colors accenting lighting & placement.
I wouldn't hang today's art selection but would for many of his others.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 10:16 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
*inserts Tombstone's "well, bye" meme*
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)
Shooty end goes that a way.. .
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
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Barrels of laughs here.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:18 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:18 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:18 AM (Y1sOo)
You sound triggered
Posted by: one hour sober
Not quite the caliber of puns we expect around here.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (uEcbY)
You sound triggered
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:18 AM (Y1sOo)
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Nah. Just loaded.
Gotta get a grip of myself.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (YwEeS)
I think we dodged a bullet . I guess Iran being involved in planning Trump's assassination was no threat to the USA.
That tells me he is anti-Israel. Good riddance retard.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (oob1u)
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday!
There will be no tears today except from the old dudes when I separate them from their shekels.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (2WIwB)
Shooty end goes that a way.. .
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
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Barrels of laughs here.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:18 AM
For multiple firearm safety videos, see "Darwin Awards" by Brandon Herrera.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:21 AM (XuXeR)
*inserts Tombstone's "well, bye" meme*
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)
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In February 2021, Kent announced his campaign for the United States House of Representatives election for Washington's third congressional district. He established himself as a candidate supportive of Donald Trump. Kent faced allegations of apparent associations between himself and white nationalists in his campaign. He won the Republican primary against incumbent Jaime Herrera Beutler, but lost to Democratic candidate Marie Gluesenkamp Perez in what was considered a major upset. Kent ran again in 2024, losing to Gluesenkamp Perez again by a larger margin.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 10:21 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 10:21 AM (hNsiU)
Gotta get a grip of myself.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM
That's important training. Sear it in you memory.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:22 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:22 AM (YwEeS)
It’s wet out thar. Might want to pack a bumbershoot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:23 AM (rDeS1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
Why stop at 6?
Posted by: Stateless
Because they don't make 7 packs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:24 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 10:21 AM (hNsiU)
I don't give kudos for doing what's obviously right. But I will acknowledge and give credit that he went against the tide and didn't do what was wrong.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:24 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:24 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (aJQbY)
It’s wet out thar. Might want to pack a bumbershoot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:23 AM
I noticed.
It's already in the bag.
Light sprinkles down here. Hopefully it will stay that way.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ballistic
Seems they really don't like him.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (rDeS1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
Why stop at 6?
Posted by: Stateless
My favorite claim of an Irishman when accused of being drunk:
"Ah Jaysus, no, no, no... I'm not drunk at all, at all!
This? This is just a few pints, lads!
Sure, beer’s not even proper drinkin’—it's like... like water with a bit o' flavour and happiness in it! I'm as sober as a judge on a Monday mornin'! Look at me, I'm grand—perfectly steady! (stumbles slightly) See? That's just the floor bein' uneven, not me!
It's only beer, for the love o' God!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at March 17, 2026 10:26 AM (yYROg)
It's already in the bag.
Light sprinkles down here. Hopefully it will stay that way.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (2WIwB)
My tee time delayed an hour because it was 33 degrees and stupid frost. This is just North of Houston.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:26 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:26 AM (oob1u)
Heh.
That means Daughter #1 of Diogenes will be delayed today too. She's in Austin.
On the upside my flask is filled with Irish so bring on the weather!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:29 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 10:29 AM (5a4tQ)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:29 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:26 AM
40 up here, but windy af, so feels like 30.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:20 AM (kgE5c)
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Heh. So far, I ain't that dumb!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (IBXdg)
He can be Rand Paul's running mate.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (IBXdg)
He can be Rand Paul's running mate.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (oob1u)
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He's apparently a Tulsi hire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 10:25 AM (cYBz/)
That's funny. When I taught in South Korea, I could hold my beer.
But against the guy from Scotland and the young woman from Florida, I was an amateur...
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (Sco7b)
It's nice out now. Just walking the shih...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:31 AM (y5yZ4)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 10:31 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:31 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: The Woodpeckers at March 17, 2026 10:31 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:32 AM (IBXdg)
I'm walking around in shorts and a polo shirt. Hard-core Texan types are bundled up.
I do chuckle at the puffy jackets...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:33 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:24 AM (oob1u)
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Chris Rock
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 10:34 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:30 AM (p7EWr)
I'm sure at the behest of the administration since he was a 'Republican' out of a job.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:34 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:34 AM (XuXeR)
Happy St Patrick’s Day!
Anyone going out tonight?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:31 AM
Top o' the mornin' to ya, nurse!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:34 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 10:34 AM (3BwY
Crap. Does that make me racist?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:35 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:35 AM (YwEeS)
I'm walking around in shorts and a polo shirt. Hard-core Texan types are bundled up.
I do chuckle at the puffy jackets...
Posted by: man
I have worn a Carhartt winter jacket exactly twice since November and a sweat jacket once.
Wanted to buy an Outback Trading duster but can't justify it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:36 AM (IBXdg)
That's almost half a mag of .45...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:29 AM (XuXeR)
Good policy though.
Two in the pump house, one in the junction box.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (YsPj+)
I do chuckle at the puffy jackets...
Posted by: man
But during the summer some Texans wear a long sleeve hoody while doing yard work. Cover up like the Arabs.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (oob1u)
He doesn’t understand the Vienna Convention of 1961 and is a Jew-hating bastard to boot.
His terms are acceptable!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (kBisb)
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (qgHp7)
We should absolutely wait to act until Iran has nuclear weapons, thousands of missiles with the range to strike the continental US, and has launched. Only then may we act. And only after getting permission from the UN, lest someone believe that the Joos are manipulating us.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)
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Been through basic training with an M-16. Have gone several times to practice with a variety of pistols and rifles. The last time was a few years ago with our pup in NC. He's got a handful of nice firearms.
Have practiced handling with one of our other pups' Glock without ever loading a bullet in the chamber, just to refresh the feel.
I think I can do this.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:40 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (YsPj+)
Makes his reasoning even more retarded.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:40 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:40 AM (YwEeS)
But during the summer some Texans wear a long sleeve hoody while doing yard work. Cover up like the Arabs.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (oob1u)
Cheap sunscreen. I have worn long sleeves countless times while outside here in TX over the summer for that reason, as well as a boonie cap. Some of those shirts are very lightweight which helps.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:41 AM (kBisb)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:41 AM (oob1u)
I've still got a box of winter gear around here somewhere...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:41 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (YsPj+)
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An ISIS bomb in Syria, the kinetic action against which Kent praises as a just use of American power.
Even thought ISIS represented...how much of an imminent threat to America at the time?
About as much as Iran, perhaps?
Dude might be an idiot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:41 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 10:42 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (YsPj+)
Eyepatch McCain was a fucking special forces operator. That doesn't make them infallible.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 17, 2026 10:34 AM (oob1u)
https://tinyurl.com/bde6b7ey
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:42 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
a.k.a. The Libertarian POV
(Also, blaming us for Iran attacking us and insisting we cannot retaliate without a Declaration of War, which will be voted on after every Congresscritter gives flowery speeches on the topic)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:43 AM (kBisb)
I'm sorry, Muldoon. It was kind of you to care for her, and may the Lord bring blessings of memory of better times to your mind,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 10:43 AM (IEV/x)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:43 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I have a couple of SPF 50 long sleeve fishing shirts for that very reason. Very lightweight.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:44 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:44 AM (Sco7b)
It's been three weeks since The Old Man passed away... my sincere condolences to you and yours...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (qgHp7)
Condolences to you and your family.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:44 AM (zcJ6r)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (YsPj+)
Eyepatch McCain was a fucking special forces operator. That doesn't make them infallible.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
Yep. I knew an O-6 once who I regard - and still regard - as a great leader. Unfortunately she is also a batshit crazy Leftist.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (kBisb)
Posted by: muldoon
I am so sorry to hear that. You have my deepest condolences. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (IBXdg)
New request, peace and direction and a new job. He loved that job.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (nz1sK)
I'm so sorry. Bless you and your wife for taking care of her. That's not easy....
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (kBisb)
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Went through basic with an M14 as well as my first year in AK. Fell in love with it and was very disappointed when they took it away and handed me the M16.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew8)
Pretty much wear Magellan fishing shirts year round
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 10:46 AM (XuXeR)
That's almost half a mag of .45...
_-_
Not if you are holding an FNX45...then you have used only one fifth...too large for some, but fits my hand well.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 10:46 AM (+Jojf)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 17, 2026 10:47 AM (nz1sK)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:47 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:47 AM (YwEeS)
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He should probably worry more about retaking his own government than an ill-defined coalition on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:48 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:38 AM (YsPj+)
(deep breath) So you're telling me this flaccid dick motherfucker had a wife killed by a piece of shit muslim terrorist and he has the frigging balls...the BALLS to be against the iranian slap down? I would bust into Norad, push the button with my fucking dick and burn the entire middle east. What a frigging homo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 10:49 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (kBisb)
Ditto.
As well as a few really solid SF guys who are diehard dems. And I'm okay with that.
E Pluribus Unum.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:49 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew
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In the mid-70's I was a student here in Israel. They let me volunteer for civil guard street patrols with a trusty M1. I miss those.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:49 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Jerry Vale at March 17, 2026 10:49 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 10:49 AM (snZF9)
That seems like a more muted response than I would have expected from you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 10:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 17, 2026 10:45 AM (nz1sK)
I hope his new job eclipses the old one in every possible way and he looks back on this as a blessing.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:52 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 17, 2026 10:53 AM (DJAE9)
Condolences for you and your family, Muldoon. May her memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:53 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 17, 2026 10:53 AM (DJAE9)
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I suspect he was pushed out and didn't decide to leave on his own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:53 AM (p7EWr)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Y1sOo)
Read an article yesterday that said there were roughly 200 millionaire/billionaires in California accounting for around $2t in value.
Since the new tax law was passed, California has lost around $1t in those leaving the state for friendlier tax states.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 10:54 AM (IXZGh)
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
47m
🚨 The IDF has detected Hezbollah preparations to launch rocket barrages at Israeli communities in the coming hours.
The IDF is actively working to thwart Hezbollah’s terror.
While they likely won't aim for Jerusalem, I still anticipate a noisy, hectic evening. I'm sure Iran will try to coordinate.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:54 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 10:51 AM (ExV1e)
He did take a deep breath first...
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 10:54 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:55 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 10:55 AM (YsPj+)
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And Kent thinks that the Iraq War and the Syrian Civil War are the fault of Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 10:56 AM (p7EWr)
While they likely won't aim for Jerusalem, I still anticipate a noisy, hectic evening. I'm sure Iran will try to coordinate.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:54 AM (x8PQF)
Hope you and yours are able to remain safe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 10:56 AM (N39Ws)
The media and half the retard "conservatives"
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2026 10:56 AM (YwEeS)
I'm still surprised at the weather near Houston...
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Y1sOo)
Read an article yesterday that said there were roughly 200 millionaire/billionaires in California accounting for around $2t in value.
Since the new tax law was passed, California has lost around $1t in those leaving the state for friendlier tax states.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 10:54 AM (IXZGh)
If all of us who fled in 2013 in response to that law which raised the top bracket to almost 14% were added in, that number would probably double.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 10:57 AM (lCppi)
I saw that update about your mom late last night, Doof. Prayers up for her and your family.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:58 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 17, 2026 10:53 AM
This Kent guy was a dem before 2021. That being said, there's some antisemites on the right who need to be made persona non-gratis. It doesn't mean you can't criticize Israel, of course you can. But there are too many using it as an excuse for their antisemitism. I pretty much stopped going to Gateway Pundit for that reason.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2026 10:58 AM (ewjUl)
Sincere condolences to you and your wife. May your MIL's memory be a blessing. May she rest in God's peace.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 10:56 AM (N39Ws)
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Thanks. We're all doing fine. Mainly annoyed and hassled.
Have pup and grandpups staying overnight every night, as she doesn't have a shelter in her old building, SIL has been called into service, and she can't carry all of her sleeping kiddies down to our shelter by her lonesome.
Luckily, the grandpups are very cute.
Gotta go. Maybe l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:59 AM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 10:59 AM (KAa/S)
Sad. Is he from Washington?
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2026 11:00 AM (lCppi)
Most sincere condolences, sir. May The Lord welcome her with open arms and provide you and your loved ones peace and comfort in this time of mourning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 11:01 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jerry Vale
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Some places, yeah, but we are in Colorado, so I went with Vail.
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 11:02 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)
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Been through basic training with an M-16. Have gone several times to practice with a variety of pistols and rifles. The last time was a few years ago with our pup in NC. He's got a handful of nice firearms.
Have practiced handling with one of our other pups' Glock without ever loading a bullet in the chamber, just to refresh the feel.
I think I can do this.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 10:40 AM
*polite cough*
"sear"
Barrel, trigger, and grip were already done.
*ejects*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2026 11:03 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 11:03 AM (MIIRH)
That is unfortunate... He shouldn't have contradicted the President though.. He should have just resigned...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 11:04 AM (8dW7/)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 11:07 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 11:09 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at March 17, 2026 11:17 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 10:39 AM (qgHp7)
My most sincere and deepest condolences to you and yours, Muldoon. May His arms both welcome her home and comfort you all.
I know well this sting, having lost my mom 3 1/2 years ago just shy of her 80th birthday. A simple UTI turned septic, which shocked her liver and damaged her brain. She lingered for a week in palliative care after the initial diagnosis of a day, with a "false rebound" in the middle of that. What makes it even worse was that she passed when I was at home getting a change of clothes, so she was alone, though in a medically induced coma. I will never get over that.
Posted by: goozer at March 17, 2026 11:19 AM (BAs8w)
The Morning Report — 3/17/26
In 1990, Schumer co-sponsored a diversity visa program that offered green cards to 50,000 applicants annually via a lottery system. . . One noteworthy winner of this lottery program in 2010 was Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov, a Muslim immigrant and ISIS supporter from Uzbekistan. Seven years later — on October 31, 2017 — Saipov used a rental truck to mow down and kill eight people (and injure at least twelve others) in a busy New York City bike path as an act of jihad. . .Keep that in abeyance for a moment and cut to 2009
“[I]llegal immigration is wrong, plain and simple. When we use phrases like ‘undocumented workers,’ we convey a message to the American people that their government is not serious about combating illegal immigration, which the American people overwhelmingly oppose. People who enter the United States without our permission are illegal aliens, and illegal aliens should not be treated the same as people who entered the United States legally. Any immigration solution must recognize that we must do as much as we can to gain operational control of our borders as soon as possible.” . . . In April 2012, Schumer introduced a bill designed to eliminate laws like SB 1070, an Arizona statute deputizing state police to check with federal authorities on the immigration status of criminal suspects. The senator charged that such laws would inevitably result in “untrained officers … arresting anyone and everyone who might fit the preconceived profile of an illegal immigrant.” In 2013 Schumer led the so-called “Gang of Eight”—four Democrat and four Republican U.S. senators—in the push to pass a sweeping, 844-page immigration-reform bill aimed at giving provisional legal status to at least 11 million illegal immigrants and placing them on a path-to-citizenship. The other Democrats on the panel were Michael Bennet, Richard Durbin, and Robert Menendez. A Politico.com analysis noted that their proposal, if passed, “would transform the nation’s political landscape” by “pumping as many as 11 million new Hispanic voters into the electorate a decade from now in ways that … would produce an electoral bonanza for Democrats and cripple Republican prospects in many states they now win easily.” When Republicans in Congress failed to support the Gang of Eight’s proposal in sufficient numbers to pass it, Schumer blamed that failure on the racism of “Tea Party elites” who, he said, opposed amnesty because they did not want want America to become “less white.” “Yes, things have changed,” Schumer elaborated. “White Anglo-Saxon men are not exclusively running the country anymore…. In a pre-Tea Party world, the Senate immigration bill would have been welcomed by House Republicans,. However, the Tea Party rank-and-file know it’s a different America. It looks different; it prays different; it works different. This is unsettling and angering to some.” In February 2014, Schumer said that Congress should make amnesty available to all immigrants who had come to the U.S. illegally as recently as December 31, 2013. When some Republican lawmakers expressed reluctance to pass an immigration bill because they simply did not trust that President Obama would enforce it, Schumer said: “There’s a simple solution. Let’s enact the law this year, but simply not let it actually start until 2017, after President Obama’s term is over.”Emphasis above mine as we now Psaki-Psircle back to Despicable/Chuck Schemer today:
. . Schumer proceeded to call on Trump to close down his Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity, which was investigating how to best deal with voter fraud. “[W]hat troubles so many Americans every bit as much as the president’s shocking response to this national tragedy is the methodical and pernicious way in which his administration is promoting discrimination, both subtle and not so subtle, in its policies and actions — especially when it comes to undermining the universal right of every American to vote,” Schumer said in a post on Medium.com. “Many of us found the Election Integrity Commission distasteful when it was first created,” he added. “The president’s recent failure to unequivocally condemn bigotry makes its rescission imperative…. Many of us found the Election Integrity Commission distasteful when it was first created. The president’s recent failure to unequivocally condemn bigotry makes its rescission imperative.”
Schumer claimed that President Donald Trump and Senate Republicans are attempting to “disenfranchise millions of Americans and undermine democracy by pushing this despicable SAVE Act,” also called the Safeguarding American Voter Eligibility Act. He also called the election integrity bill “one of the most despicable pieces of legislation I’ve come across in the many years I’ve been a legislator.” “Nothing is more important than defeating this dagger to the heart of our democracy,” the Democrat leader told reporters.Translation, it's a dagger in the black heart of Democrat tyranny, putting a real impediment to their ability to steal elections.
A Mauritanian illegal immigrant marked for deportation since 2002 has continued to live in the US and is a registered Democrat who voted in every election since 2008, authorities claim. Mahady Sacko, 50, who goes by the nickname “Sacko Scorpion,” was busted last week in Philadelphia for allegedly falsely claiming citizenship to cast a 2024 ballot. He was picked up in a joint operation between Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the FBI who charge he “falsely represented that he was a US citizen in order to vote and register to vote” in the last preidential election, according to a press release. Sacko denied the charges when called by The Post, claiming: “Everything is a lie! They are lying about me!” before hanging up. He has yet to enter a plea in his case. As the issue of election security ramps up in Congress with the SAVE act, Sacko’s arrest was one of nearly a dozen uncovered by The Post of non-citizens allegedly voting in US elections, sometimes for decades, with many remaining listed as active voters on state rolls, even after their convictions. “The reality is aliens are voting in American elections,” J. Christian Adams, president of Public Interest Legal Foundation, who has spent decades working on election integrity told The Post, noting no one is quite sure how widespread the problem is. There were about 14 million people who are in the country legally but who are not citizens in 2023, according to the Pew Research center. While they may have work permits and visas, they can’t vote. “It’s way worse than the left says, but it’s way better than some others say,” he added. Pennsylvania, a crucial swing state, stands out for disastrous alien voter registration, said Adams. The Keystone State has admitted a glitch in its “motor voter” program, which registers voters at the DMV, inadvertently has allowed approximately 100,000 non-citizens to register to vote, though some state officials dispute this number. Another Pennsylvania voter, Indian citizen Kaushalkumar Patel, 47, of Allentown will stand trial this month for allegedly voting illegally in the 2020 election in Penn. Patel’s lawyer Philip Steinberg previously said he’s waiting for more information from the goverment laying out their case against Patel, saying in a statement: “Mr. Patel has lived a law abiding life in the United States for over 20 years. He works, pays his taxes and is an active participant in his community. He is also the proud father of two young daughters.” On March 6, Canadian Denis Bouchard, 70, pleaded guilty to two counts of making false claims he was a US citizen to vote in 2022 and 2024 elections in North Carolina and faces ten years in prison. An investigation by The Post revealed a man by the same name and age had voted in every election since 2004 and was not registered with a political party. That man was removed from voter rolls in that state after Bouchard’s conviction. In one shocking case, Chinese national Haoxiang Gao, 19, who was a student at the University of Michigan, was charged on June 3 last year with illegally voting in the 2024 election, but fled to China before he could face justice. . . . . . Polling shows the SAVE Act is extremely popular with voters, getting over 70% support, with even half of Democrats in favor.Not only do illegal aliens help steal elections, they steal our society and destroy our culture. Talk about decolonization. Well, Decolonization begins at home. Assimilate or get the hell out. By any means necessary. Yeah, Schemer and the Dems are easy targets but Thune and the GOP not going all out to ram this bill home is is as sharp a dagger as Schemer and his ilk's opposition. While we're on the subject of despicable, I give you the Blonde-bobed Borgia of Bolshevism:
Wow. I’ve been keeping track of Virgina’s new governor, Abigail Spanberger, she who ran as that rarest of political creatures: a moderate Democrat. But the moment she was inaugurated, she ripped off the mask and flew her socialist freak flag. Nowhere has this been more evident in her—and the Democrat-controlled legislature’s--mania for gun control. I wrote about her “assault weapon” and magazine capacity ban on March 15 in Democrats go gun crazy. Despite there being no such thing as an “assault weapon,” Spanberger has banned AR-15s and the like as well as magazines with greater than 15-round capacity. This is a blatant violation of Heller and Bruen and is sure to be eventually overturned by the Supreme Court, if Democrats don’t seize total control of government and pack the Supreme Court before then. But that’s just the beginning . . .These constitutionally suspect measures are surely only the beginning. The legislature, at the urging of the “moderate” Spanberger, are on a roll. It’s HB 110 that is most revealing of their ultimate intentions. All tyrants immediately ban citizen ownership of guns. That’s a bit difficult in America, which unlike all other nations has a Second Amendment, so they go as far as they dare, and Spanberger dares greatly. Tyrants also exempt themselves from the law they pass. I know our Congress routinely does that . . . They’re exempt because they’re special. Normal Virginians aren’t fit to exercise their full rights under the Second Amendment, but Democrats—morally and intellectually superior beings—are.The author notes "Virginia is fast becoming a socialist tyranny., to which I ask "and how should an armed citizenry react to prevent this?" Elsewhere, the situation in Iran continues apace as is evidenced by the links. Have a great Day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
- As the issue of election security ramps up in Congress with the SAVE act, Sacko’s arrest was one of nearly a dozen uncovered by The Post of non-citizens allegedly voting in US elections, sometimes for decades, with many remaining listed as active voters on state rolls, even after their convictions. “The reality is aliens are voting in American elections,” J. Christian Adams, president of Public Interest Legal Foundation, who has spent decades working on election integrity told The Post, noting no one is quite sure how widespread the problem is.
Illegal immigrants from Africa, India and China are voting in US elections — here’s how they’re doing it
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- Rockets and at least five drones were launched at the US embassy in Baghdad early on Tuesday from areas around the city, Iraqi security sources said, describing the attack as the most intense since the start of the US-Israel war with Iran.
Drones, rockets fired at US embassy in Baghdad: report - Stopping short in Iran would turn victory into a warning: we’d prove the regime’s defenses are useless—while giving its hardliners every reason to sprint for a nuclear bomb.
Finish the Job, Mr. President
- They started it. Trump is finishing it.
Ending the Ayatollahs’ 47-Year War on the World
- “I want to see an end to this war as quickly as possible, because the longer it goes on, the more dangerous the situation becomes, and the worse it is for the cost of living back here at home.”
Starmer will not allow UK to be pulled into wider Middle East conflict
- What the primary purpose was - and is.
IDF: Regime Change Was Never Our Goal
- The cooperation is part of a broader strategic partnership challenging U.S. interests and affecting global oil markets.
Iran Claims to Be Receiving Military Support from China and Russia.
- Stop the Sejjil at its source: cripple the Jajarm aluminum-powder plant, and Iran’s fast-launch missile program runs out of fuel before it can threaten U.S. forces and allies.
How to Stop Iran’s Dangerous New Sejjil Missiles
- Armageddon ticking.
Iran Could Have 8000 Ballistic Missiles by the End of 2027* * * * * - “I think it’s safe to say there’s no plan for a wave of new Middle Eastern refugees to the United States of America,” Secretary of the Department of Defense Pete Hegseth said March 5. “I think, as the president has pointed out for a long time, there are a lot of countries in the region who would be capable of providing that kind of support if need be.”
Trump Has Plans To Avoid Iranian Refugee Crisis — But War May Make It Inevitable WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - A UN day created by an Islamic leader who called Osama bin Laden a “martyr.”
What Are You Doing on the ‘International Day to Combat Islamophobia?’
- He also complained he can’t ‘contextualize’ Oct 7 without condemnation
In SXSW Appearance, Columbia Encampment Organizer Mahmoud Khalil Says It’s ‘Very Racist’ To Ask Him To Condemn Hamas
- When women’s rights collided with Islamic blasphemy laws at the UN, women lost.
UN Human Rights Council Refuses to Defend Female Victims of Sharia
- A Sikh restaurant owner refuses to bow to Islamic bullying — and ends up in handcuffs.
Halal Pressure in London "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - Victor Davis Hanson: The contrast between the grateful immigrants who once embraced America and the resentful newcomers who scorn it reveals how radically—and dangerously—the nation’s immigration ethos has changed.
Our New Ungracious Immigrants - The allegations are unlikely to lead to criminal charges in the near term, though the statute of limitations for perjury extends for five years. . . Noem’s removal from her position as DHS Secretary as of March 31 was recently announced by President Donald J. Trump. She has been reassigned to serve as a special envoy to the Shield of the Americas. Trump has nominated Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) to replace her, with confirmation hearings expected soon.
Dems Want CRIMINAL CHARGES For Ousted Kristi Noem. Here’s Why… THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - White House staff secretary Will Scharf emphasized that the task force aims to root out “widespread revelations of fraud in federally-funded programs in states like Minnesota and California,” and potentially return billions or possibly hundreds of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
Trump Taps Vance to Lead Anti-Fraud Task Force DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - he Colorado River system faces critical strain, jeopardizing water supplies, irrigation, and hydropower generation for millions.
Lake Mead Is In Real Trouble, Which Means So Are Phoenix and Las Vegas.
- “Democrats are shamelessly playing politics with national security."
EXCLUSIVE: Homeland Security Terrorism Investigators Are Going Without Pay
- the federal government was told 15 years ago, take a full inventory of everything it does — it's never been able to get that done.
What, Exactly, Does The Federal Government Do? The World May Never Know OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED, AND OTHER ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - Abubaker Abed, a self-styled 'Palestinian' journalist, said Temple Israel was 'guilty of a crime'
Contributor to Soros-Funded Drop Site News Called Michigan Synagogue Attack Self-Defense
- Carrie Prejean Boller was terminated from the commission after using a hearing to defend Candace Owens and claim her Catholic faith prevented her from supporting the Jewish state
Religious Liberty Commission Has Productive Meeting Without Loony Aging Beauty Queen Who Hijacked February Hearing To Bash Israel SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - The Knight Institute is appealing a judge’s ruling that releasing the report—on a case that was thrown out and dismissed—would be a 'manifest injustice' to Trump
Columbia-Funded Legal Group Fights for Release of Jack Smith’s Mar-a-Lago Documents Report in Wake of University’s $221 Million Settlement With Trump FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - The BBC has subsequently been exposed as having edited other remarks by President Trump and White House officials, raising concerns about editorial impartiality and the truthfulness of media portrayals of political leaders.
The BBC Wants Trump’s Defamation Suit Dismissed on a Technicality.
- “He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis.”
Megyn Kelly—Mark Levin Feud Heats Up: ‘I’m Sorry You Have a Micro Penis’* * * * * - The interview focuses on China’s intentions to take over the world with AI, a topic covered extensively in CODE RED. As Hall explains, China has spent years expanding its espionage capabilities through AI-powered apps like TikTok and DeepSeek.
‘CODE RED’ Author Tells ‘Daily Mail:’ AI ‘Data Vacuums’ Like TikTok and DeepSeek Are Chinese Espionage Tools THE ECONOMY, STUPID - One wants to tax toddler college savings accounts. The other wants to snatch 50% of the value of family homes through a new estate tax.
Mamdani, Newsom, take aim at the classic American dream
- Uber co-founder Travis Kalanick says he's the latest billionaire to join the exodus out of California as the "billionaire tax" initiative gathers signatures for the November ballot. "On December 18, I moved to Texas," he told TPBN hosts John Coogan and Jordi Hays. "I don't know what's so specific about December 18, but let's just say it's prior to January."
California Chased Out Another Billionaire, Bringing the Total Money Lost To...
- The president’s new directive gets the federal government out of the way of construction.
Trump’s Executive Order Is a Big Win for Housing CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Three men are in custody after turning themselves in for a stomach-churning assault at a San Jose restaurant that left two Israeli-American victims battered and the community on edge.
Cops bust anti-Semitic thugs who attacked Jewish diners at posh restaurant
- California’s ruling class promised “reform,” but what they delivered is a state where a mob can ram a stolen car through a storefront, loot $1.7 million in gold and diamonds in 70 seconds, and mostly vanish back into the wind.
Fremont Jewelry Raid Shows How California’s ‘Reforms’ Empower Criminal Mobs EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Incompetence and taxpayer abuse are widespread in California schools, and teachers’ unions are as brazen as ever.
California’s Education Woes Continue to Mount ABORTION - Pew buries the fact that four in 10 Americans agree that ‘human life begins at conception, so an embryo is a person with rights.’
Pew’s Latest Poll Tries To Hide Americans’ Hesitancy About Unlimited Abortion, Mifepristone SECOND AMENDMENT - Virginia is fast becoming a socialist tyranny. (and how should an armed citizenry react to prevent this?- jjs)
Spanberger and gun control: a pale shade THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - After weeks of dragging his feet on the voter ID bill, Senate Majority Leader John Thune finally said the act will be voted on this week, CNBC reported. However, the act is likely to fail due to Thune’s unwillingness to amend the filibuster in the Senate, which currently requires a 60-vote threshold to pass legislation.
Schemer: SAVE America Act ‘Despicable,’ Trump Wants to ‘Cheat’ in Midterms (Despicable is a racist word. La Raza demands change to DeSpanable - jjs) POLITICS - This is Chicago where the dead vote and endorse.
Zombie Jesse Jackson May Endorse After Death FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Trump’s comments add to the rising speculation that his administration is preparing to topple Cuba’s communist regime, which is reeling from an energy crisis caused by the removal of Marxist dictator Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela, which was Cuba’s chief source of oil.
WATCH: ‘I Can Do Anything I Want With It’ — Trump Predicts He Will Have ‘The Honor’ of ‘Taking Cuba.’
- You may hear more about Noboa in the months to come in the media. You'll probably see some left-wing dog whistle words and phrases like "authoritarian" and "human rights violations" in the MSM headlines, too. That's because Noboa is tough on crime — it's why he was elected. He's even been called Ecuador's Bukele. He's also very pro-Donald Trump and pro-United States. And he's not afraid to deploy the country's military to eradicate the organized crime that has turned Ecuador from one of the safest countries in the Western Hemisphere to one of the most dangerous because he knows drastic times call for drastic measures — all things leftists don't like.
Daniel Noboa Unleashes the Beast and We're All Better Off For It
- The Republic of Somaliland, an independent nation seeking recognition of separation from Somalia, is asking the U.S. to build a base by their strategic port while defying our mutual enemy the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) by recognizing Taiwan. Somaliland even wants to offer us access to critical minerals, another potential blow to the CCP.
Somaliland Offers U.S. a Base and Stands Up to Communist China HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - I’m shocked the media and health officials buried the story since it’s a severe strain and the city had an outbreak a few years ago.
Severe Monkeypox Clade 1 Detected in New York City
- The policy aims to increase transparency and drive down healthcare costs through competition.
RFK Jr. Orders Health Providers and Insurers to Disclose Rates, Publicly Post Prices.
- The ruling from Judge Brian E. Murphy comes after the Trump administration made “unprecedented changes to routine US immunization recommendations in January,” the Guardian reported. Murphy also ruled that Kennedy’s replacement of the vaccine advisers last year “likely violated federal law.”
Judge Blocks RFK Jr., CDC’s Changes of Child Vaccine Recommendations
- While competent adults in virtually every other medical context retain the absolute right to refuse treatment, pregnant women face a starkly different reality. In certain states, including Florida, courts have carved out a unique legal pathway allowing hospitals to seek emergency orders compelling cesarean sections against a woman’s clearly expressed wishes. These interventions transform what should be a collaborative medical decision into a state-enforced procedure in which the mother’s informed refusal is overridden.
‘Now This Is The Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Seen’ — When A Judge Decides How You Give Birth In 3-Hour Hearing ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Their results reveal that the mantle of L98-59d is likely molten silicate (similar to lava on Earth), with a global magma ocean extending thousands of kilometres beneath.
Astronomers discover a super-Earth-sized exoplanet covered by a molten ocean of lava
- ...to highlight how little we know, for the rest of this week I am going give my readers a tour of the few images Voyager-2 gave us of Uranus’ five biggest moons, the five that early astronomers had discovered prior to the space age and shown in the five pictures above, taken by Voyager-2 as it was approaching Uranus from a distance of about three million miles.
Continuing our tour of Uranus’ five biggest moons: Ariel FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - Federal courts have done the worst damage to themselves with a century of outrageous and abusive rulings like this one from the Ninth Circuit.
Media, 29 Federal Judges Freak Out Over Rude Words In Dissent Attacking Trans Child Abuse CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Many species are fairly well known for comical lack of memory. It’s a(n) (inaccurate) meme that goldfish memory resets every three seconds. Walleye fish are notoriously stupid. Tagged walleyes have been known to get caught in the same angle, with the same bait, at the same time of day multiple days running. There are cases of turkeys drowning from looking up during the rain. Baby chicks will witness their siblings get mangled by machinery and suffer the same fate seconds later.
Hollywood Communists Suffer From A Perennial Plague. It Was On Display At Last Night’s Oscars
- Viewers are not irrational for noticing a pattern.
Duvall slighted, Bardot snubbed? Politics may be hard to ignore
- Christian Toto: Industry suddenly focused on free speech ignores canceled conservative
Why Won’t Hollywood Rally Behind Ben Bankas?
- “Friends,” “Seinfeld,” “Sex and the City,” the Vogue aesthetic, and NYC glamour have newfound cachet.
Gen Z Is Looking Back At The 1990s And Realizing What America Lost
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:00 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 07:02 AM (YfZCH)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 07:03 AM (+4yJ5)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2026 07:04 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 17, 2026 07:06 AM (S108+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2026 07:06 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 07:09 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2026 07:12 AM (f9G9D)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2026 07:12 AM (THluz)
One might be tempted to say to Schumer: Despicable? I don't think that word means what you think it means!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:13 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:18 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:18 AM (wVcYX)
What's a gorrah?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)
And why would I want to be one?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:25 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)
An Irish exclamation, but that's not important now.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:26 AM (wVcYX)
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there is still much we don't know about Uranus
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:27 AM (ZxPkt)
They should be given special compensation and moved to the head of the line.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 07:28 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)
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there is still much we don't know about Uranus
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:27 AM (ZxPkt)
It's encircled by so many moons that they should call it the hemorrhoid belt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z)
Saints preserve us!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Irish American at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (RnaSg)
Happy St Patrick's Day.
Schumer is my senator. He shows up once or twice a year to announce grants then leaves. He lets the crazy leftists around here do their thing. I still think AOC has a shot to beat him in 28, even with her recent foreign policy implosion. There's enough crazy young leftists to give her a shot
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (YsPj+)
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This analysis is in error. Virginia didn't elect a governor, it elected a Party. And the Party is now in control of the policy agenda, not the legislature, bot the governor.
Just like in California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 07:34 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:34 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2026 07:34 AM (sP0VB)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 07:35 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 07:37 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 17, 2026 07:37 AM (1wILg)
Larijani’s Dead!
Larijani’s Dead!
Head of Iranian Internal Security, he’d been mocking the ability of the US and Israel to target him. Biggest hit since the elder Khameini was taken out.
(I’ll guarantee that an Iranian who hates this regime dropped a dime on his location)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 07:39 AM (Li94Y)
Just like in California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)
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You can bet your bibi-bobkas this will happen at the same rate on the federal level the next time they get their grubby hands on the presidency.
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2026 07:39 AM (sP0VB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)
Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)
I like this strategy.
Posted by: Col. Kurtz at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (OO5c2)
Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)
IF ONLY JOHN KERRY WAS WITH HIM . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)
Prosecutors in Placer County announced Thursday that the suspects were charged with crimes including conspiracy and transporting large quantities of methamphetamine for sale after an eight-month undercover probe dubbed “Operation Meltdown.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:46 AM (y6pwI)
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (Q+gd/)
Only if you mean are illegal alien enclaves easy to target for mass deportation...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (v8+Kf)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Li94Y)
Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)
Who we got left in the Pretty Good National Security Council minor leagues that we can move up to The Show?
Posted by: Iranian Regime at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Da7Vv)
Tell that to the Bolsheviks who now want to confiscate unrealized profits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)
… that’s quite a record to run on
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (y6pwI)
Posted by: Bipedal Coprolite at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (oftw2)
Even now? And launchers? I think the real problem will be suicide bombers.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)
It's the marketplace on top of the hill in the middle of every Greek city. If you're askeered of being out in public, it's a gorrah phobia.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (xT8gx)
Levin's old enough that "she used to be my friend at Fox" is a grave matter that must be addressed. He probably doesn't understand the click economy that's lurking in the background of all of this.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (v8+Kf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 07:51 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Jaimo"
The TRUMP!!! curse manifests itself in many ways.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (gbOdA)
If we just stick to hard targets and commerce, it's win-win.
Those arguing that we did anything other than preemptively defend our interests is an idiot.
Iran was never going to strike the Great Satan.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 07:53 AM (uEcbY)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (BCuCF)
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"Follow the money." -- Deep Throat
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 07:53 AM (My0zW)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 17, 2026 07:53 AM (x6UjB)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (uEcbY)
Pretty sure to make them Supreme all you do is add some shredded cheese and sour cream. Maybe extra cilantro.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (M9gjJ)
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You're a little late.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Hahaha...your a funny guy! Constitution? Hahahaha! You going to be in town all week? Should I try the veal? Hahahahahaha! Funny!
Posted by: Zombie Shecky Greene at March 17, 2026 07:56 AM (RnaSg)
I like this strategy.
Posted by: Col. Kurtz at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (OO5c2)
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." BANG!
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:57 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Person who likes the word abeyance at March 17, 2026 07:58 AM (DvFzy)
The only way to combat Islamophobia is to destroy Islam. If I fear termites are in my house, I don't put out extra wood for them to eat, I call the exterminator.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 07:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:58 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Person who likes the word goading at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (DvFzy)
https://shorter.me/BKpQZ
Buried lede: We actually have a visa for people visiting the US who are victims of a crime, just so they can stay?!
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)
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I'm with Levin on this: he's the only conservative "influencer" (perhaps aside from President Trump) calling out the Deep State PsyOp "Right-Wing" Anti-Semite Grifting Hate-America Firsters by name.
Virtually every other "influencer" cowardly refuses to do so -- hiding behind the old RINO "we're better than that crowd" that gave us The Clintons, DogEater, F. Joe Mugabe, and Kommie-la.
You can't fight and destroy an enemy -- especially one whose "internally" co-opted your movement -- without naming names and destroying them literally.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (My0zW)
https://tinyurl.com/33jsn3k4
Stay with it down to paragraph seven.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (iMotb)
Murphy on Monday blocked the Trump administration from making a series of changes to vaccines, including a recent overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (y6pwI)
The other 364 we combat Islam.
In fact you can't have your day either. No eff off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:00 AM (gbOdA)
Salutations to all honorary Micks and Mickettes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Li94Y)
Bummer! That means we can't go and laugh at those wonderfully fantastical AI-generated hovering B2s and pics of 14 Mossad agents all riding in a F-35. I'm gonna miss those.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:01 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (3hunF)
They is also a scam to create fake crimes to get the visa. About 10 Indians (c-store nor casinos) run this scam where convicted.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:00 AM (gbOdA)
Salutations to all honorary Micks and Mickettes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)
I'll wear orange and green in memory of my protestant and catholic ancestors...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DefendUSA at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (IR8r2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (IBXdg)
Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)
Who we got left in the Pretty Good National Security Council minor leagues that we can move up to The Show?
Posted by: Iranian Regime at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wVcYX)
No, it's the Regular National Security Council.
The Supreme has sour cream and diced tomatoes on it.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (iMotb)
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Belatedly saw your (quite appropriate) mocking of my having typed "Air Calvary" instead of "Air Cavalry" a few nights ago.
I appreciated the correction and it gave me and The Wifey much mirth ... cheers!
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (My0zW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)
Charlie Kirk’s likely assassin, Tyler Robinson, had a documented furry fixation and even engraved one of his bullet casing with a well-known furry meme.
The Dallas ICE facility shooter, Joshua Jahn, also appears to have been involved in the furry community based on several of his social media posts.
Crazy people doing cra cra things.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:05 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:05 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (BCuCF)
Do not believe that media celebrities who temporarily make conservative mouth noises are part of "our party".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sid at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (SYjPE)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)
Erin go Bragh
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (gbOdA)
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I dispute inadvertently.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (+wInS)
Take your money, spy on you, violate your natural rights.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Da7Vv)
That only affects the federal government. States may tax you in any manner they wish.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)
that was 1980!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:07 AM (j+aD2)
The Supreme has sour cream and diced tomatoes on it.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (3hunF)
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And here I thought that Supreme meant green peppers, black olives, and onions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:07 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:08 AM (iMotb)
>You forgot Willard Romney. I wonder if we could get him to give us a little lark in the morning?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:08 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (Da7Vv)
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Not our oil coming through there dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (OO5c2)
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I dispute inadvertently.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (+wInS)
Cali sent 400k names to vote reg by mistake.
Funny number as it is the exact same number of vote reg AZ tried to authenticate via SS and they were rejected.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (gbOdA)
Well, that was what they were doing, yes. It was 11 just convicted (ALL named "Patel"), along with the organizer and one other previously convicted.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ynpvh)
Will you beat the shit out of yourself?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
A UN day created by an Islamic leader who called Osama bin Laden a “martyr.”
What Are You Doing on the ‘International Day to Combat Islamophobia?’
I'm carrying concealed, backup mag, hollow points in both mags, head on a swivel, situational awareness at a heightened peak.
Watching out for jihadis wanting to martyr themselves.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: Mr. Spaceman at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (oftw2)
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All the people who claimed Trump was "crude" and lowered our discourse. You don't think they were all bullshitting do you?
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:11 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (iMotb)
Why would you throw your grandmother under the
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:11 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Ha ha ha ha ha at March 17, 2026 08:11 AM (vFG9F)
Yep. And I could have eleventy billion dollars, too.
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Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 08:12 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)
Don't people know to stfu when our troops are under fire? They all wanna be Jane Fvcking Fonda.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (XuXeR)
that was 1980!
Strong evidence that they were "involved." After being elected, she told him to give up his job and move out of the house, evidently to avoid scandal. He admittedly had a drinking problem. Add it all up and she was unalived.
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (gtcuf)
Take your money, spy on you, violate your natural rights.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ynpvh)
Funny, it's the things listed in 1 Samuel 8:11-18.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture!! at March 17, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (YsPj+)
That only affects the federal government. Otherwise states couldn't have property taxes. And they do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)
The winter of '24-'26 has been exceptionally lean in terms of total snowfall and snowpack levels in the upper Colorado River drainage and indeed throughout the Colorado Rockies, with current snowpack levels at or near historic lows for this date, well below the average. While there may yet be a late snow dump in the high country boosting the final totals, it looks to be a low run-off year.
Here in Grand Junction we only had two snow days all winter, with less than 3" each time. Mildest, driest winter in my memory.
Interactive map:
https://is.gd/hi4NHk
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)
You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)
https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/
2033575917428023458
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (gbOdA)
Actually, no they can't legally do so, for example no Poll Tax, no legal firearms tax etc. A state's authority to tax IS limited by the US Constitution. Do Blue states get away with illegal taxes? Sure they do, the same way they get away with illegal gun control laws: because we stopped tarring and feathering politicians in the 1800's.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:17 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:18 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)
Don't people know to stfu when our troops are under fire? They all wanna be Jane Fvcking Fonda.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)
Sadly, there is a cohort of her fans that will never have a last straw...they'll continue clicking on her stuff no matter what she belches up. Are the clicks real people (I have the same question with Carlson and CO)? I have no idea... but no matter the idiocy they spew they seem to get clicks. It's annoying
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (xT8gx)
Same here in Fort Collins. Never seen such a mild winter here. Only 3 or 4 snow days all winter and 2 of those were minor. Temps unseasonably high all winter. So dry we've had wildfire warnings since January.
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (qgHp7)
You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)
We already have a wealth tax.
So you bust you ass and put money aside to invest.
Next thing you know you need a new truck, or house fix, or take a vaca. And TA FUCKN DA your truck, house, vaca just got around 15 to 20% more expensive as you now owe the government their share.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (gbOdA)
that was 1980!
Strong evidence that they were "involved."
It's a joke that female judges who let violent criminals go free want to date them for a reason.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (t5upi)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)
Here in Grand Junction we only had two snow days all winter, with less than 3" each time. Mildest, driest winter in my memory.
Interactive map:
https://is.gd/hi4NHk
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qgHp7)
Muldoon, we usually go to Moab at the beginning of the year and fly into Grand Junction. Flying in this year we could visibly see how little if any snow in the area and we always hope for more for that reason. I also follow some of the us water gauges to see the averages of water in rivers.
Posted by: Hyacinth at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (/2pqF)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)
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I always suspected St. Patrick's Day was a manufactured holiday by Big Cabbage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ESVrU)
Quite "entertaining" that they made themselves irrelevant over the last decade. "We don't need you backward hicks!"
AI has entered the chat
Don't you now....
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (+wInS)
I am praying for the intercession of St. Patrick that again, the snakes are again driven out of Ireland ( There weren't actually snakes in Ireland. I think it was supposed to be symbolic of the Druids. ) In this case , it's Muslims and the globalists including the President of Ireland who only mentioned Patrick, not " St. Patrick", I think to denigrate the RC background of the Irish. She also celebrated the resiliency of migrants.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture!! at March 17, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)
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Fond memories of the subway escalators getting nasty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Very cool. I'll bet she has stories from that time period.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (IBXdg)
Winter went East this year. Mega snows, our property in WV had 20+ days below freezing... brutal winter.
Good for apple growing, tho.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)
The states property tax has been found to be constitutional because the taxpayers receives a general value for their property tax payment, ie police, fire, roads etc
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (YsPj+)
F*ck you.
Tommy Robinson said it well in a video he posted recently. If America loses it's freedom, the world loses it's freedom.
We're the last, greatest hope on Earth and Democrats want to destroy it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)
News flash - the ship sank. Kate had a nice rack, tho...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)
Sure. Smoke'm if you got 'em...
Posted by: man
How do you keep the llama in the papers?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:23 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ynpvh)
Will you beat the shit out of yourself?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
My body does that already.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
>I'm going to whip up some green ham and cabbage. It's getting a little ripe.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:23 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)
An Irish exclamation, but that's not important now.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:26 AM (wVcYX)
I thought it was short for gonorrhea...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh)
If you really did believe pulling in "vetted" immigrants makes America stronger you would want strong vetting.
They don't. They want everyone. And do not care the consequences of doing so.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (sKqQm)
Yep. And I could have eleventy billion dollars, too.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
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Why do you think 8000 missiles is not a realistic number?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:17 AM (Da7Vv)
The poll tax is explicitly called out in the 24th Amendment in such a way as to bind the states. Firearms taxes are legal provided that they are not used as a mechanism to prohibit purchase. Lots of states have property taxes - Texas included - which is a form of wealth tax.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)
The other 364 we combat Islam.
In fact you can't have your day either. No eff off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (YsPj+)
We must combat Islamophobia. It's a mythical concept that obfuscates the mortal danger to the world of Islam.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)
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I always suspected St. Patrick's Day was a manufactured holiday by Big Cabbage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ESVrU)
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And all this time I figured it was manufactured by Big Leprechaun.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)
Posted by: Petrol Is Dear In Eire at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)
That's the easy part. Keeping them lit is a bastard...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)
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there is still much we don't know about Uranus
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:27 AM (ZxPkt)
My proctologist and the docs that did my colonoscopies and sygmoidoscopies would beg to differ.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (ynpvh)
No, the 5th amendment is one of the ones incorporated against the states by the 14th amendment. Otherwise states could equally be able to take your life without due process. Sorry, you are simply wrong. Like many other things (gun control, etc.) States get away with property taxes simply because nobody with enough lawyers has fought them on the subject.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Da7Vv)
He broke it, he gets to fix it. We all get stuck astronomical gas prices.
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Not our oil coming through there dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
This amuses me greatly. Trump is securing the eurowienie's oil in Iran, and the lazy arrogant fucks aren't lifting a finger to help. My $ is on Trump charging the little commie shitbags for their oil since they refused to help secure it.
Shortsighted dumbasses.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (QVmho)
We talking real ballistic missiles or Estes rockets?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (iMotb)
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One hull of a claim!
/takes a bow
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
>Gravity kicks my ass every day. I'm picking shit up off the floor constantly, and gravity is laughing at me. I haven't given up yet.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ix8EF)
Well, St Patrick was pretty resilient, and he was an immigrant twice over*. Also, look what he did to the country! Kicking out all the green Gaia worshippers and stuff. Tsk, tsk.
(* Once taken by pirates and made a slave in Ireland. Then again, when he went back to convert them.)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)
An Irish exclamation, but that's not important now.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:26 AM (wVcYX)
I thought it was short for gonorrhea...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh)
Apparently, begorra is slang for By God because the Irish don't want to take the Lord's name in vain but also thing He is an idiot and doesn't know what they're doing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)
*********
March 15 - the Ides of March
March 17 - the Odds & Ends of March
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)
We talking real ballistic missiles or Estes rockets?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
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No answer?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (hY+PL)
Trump wins almost every state, even CA.
Not a surprise really, but does indicate the problem we face.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: No one, ever at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (UQj8B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)
Yep. Up to $2.99 yesterday...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)
Cheapest diesel I saw over the weekend was $4.47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Da7Vv)
If you say so.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)
You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)
So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CapeFear at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (cpp/g)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)
I just threw up in my mouth a LOT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
You're supposed to refrigerate Ms. Piggy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)
Slander, I tell you!
Posted by: The LITTLE people at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: No Irish Need Apply at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (My0zW)
If they can do that while under surveillance and bombardment, and after destruction of a large part of the industry, then we are going to need a bigger bomb.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (53oGX)
Mazel tov to you and Mrs. Sponge
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (gtcuf)
I just did. Full sized ballistic missile production is a massive enterprise, and "8,000" is one of those oddly "exact" numbers that are generally fiction.
Where are they going to get the fuels? Materials? Or (again) is every "missile" now "ballistic" (as in every gub is a Glock)?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)
Trump wins almost every state, even CA.
Not a surprise really, but does indicate the problem we face.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (sKqQm)
And it's why I've always hated when there's a tax bill in Congress and they trumpet how they're taking some large number of people off the tax rolls.
It's so fucking stupid that people get to vote for an enterprise they have responsibility for.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (OO5c2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (IBXdg)
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Damn. Ms. Piggy actually DOES remind me of a former frigid girlfriend ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (My0zW)
The fact that TX and other states have property taxes does not make them legal, any more than NY, CA, and IL gun control laws make them legal. The 5th amendment is incorporated against the states by the 14th amendment.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"
*looks at 1040*
I see no correlation.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
WTF is up with that? That's bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ESVrU)
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And all this time I figured it was manufactured by Big Leprechaun.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)
********
Lucky Charms Cereal is also recommended.
It's magically delicious.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)
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They were never in "our" party, unless your party is the D Party. Kelly did her best to tank Trump in 2016 and then went full on #MeToo to destroy Fox and Ailes that made a nobody bimbo like her into a TV personality, made her career. That is when they fired her. and Cucker was a leftist agitprop all along. spent decades on CNN and PBS. He always hated Trump still does and is doing everything to undermine him. what do you expect from an East coast 'country club' lib. Just because they said a few things during Covid does not make them our frienz.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)
Now do concealed carry license. Charging to exercise an enumerated right is the same as a poll tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:34 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)
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Either a great opportunity or a political trap for Vance. If he accomplishes a lot, he looks like a hero to taxpayers. If little results, he looks like Kamala in charge of the border. Good luck to JD!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (X75SW)
Posted by: dantesed at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (yy51U)
You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)
So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)
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I won't be paying much in that case ... ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (My0zW)
sorry I missed this yesterday
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Halfhand
A Jose Macdonald?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)
He lost me right then and there.
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:36 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:36 AM (3hunF)
I won't ever forget
btw that's why he thought he could convince PDJT again (to not attack Iran). he was so sure of himself!
asshat
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (yy51U)
¿Como se dice I fart in your general direction in Farsi?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)
So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)
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Zaphod Beeblebrox hardest hit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (IBXdg)
New Mexico Micky Ds will put chilis on just about anything.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (IBXdg)
Local news reporter covering the St Patrick's Day parade
learns a film crew is filming a scene for The Fugitive
gets a quick interview with Tommy Lee Jones
https://tinyurl.com/3umcwbwz
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)
من در جهت کلی شما گوز می زنم.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)
"Pro-Palestine supporter went to the Iranian neighbourhood in Finchley, London and started shouting 'Free Palestine'...
Iranians responded with 'Fuck Palestine and you can shove that Palestinian flag up your arse'"
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (GD0B3)
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A link or citation for this?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)
I think Revolutionary Guard naming rights should end in about 10 years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
WTF is up with that? That's bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (IBXdg)
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I saw a Diesel Price over $5 yesterday here in Northern AZ.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (My0zW)
Posted by: Villains, Be gone! at March 17, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (My0zW)
I saw A Diesel Price Over $5 open for A Flock of Seagulls back in 85. How were they?
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (+wInS)
Mild winter → early spring → early blossoms → susceptible to late spring cold snap → frozen blossoms → terrible yield of fruit
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (qgHp7)
WTF is up with that? That's bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (IBXdg)
It's price gouging which no one in DC is doing a DAMN THING about.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
he did a whole thing on his show after his trip. crowing about how he convinced PDJT to do the two weeks thing.
it was televised - I saw it and got physically ill - so no, I don't think there's a link
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
There are dozens. He literally bragged about it on his show. And it was discussed here at AoS at length.
https://tinyurl.com/3kyvbers
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf)
It's funny - "rising fuel prices" are suddenly an issue. Where were these intrepid reporters over the past 4 years?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (Ot/FD)
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Fantastic news and thanks for letting us be a part of your celebration! Congratulations and best wishes to you and Mrs. Spong!
Now, open bar? Band?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mP7fR)
Posted by: Sid at March 17, 2026 08:40 AM (LiqwF)
Well, I'm sure you prefer the gay of Hormuz to the straight of Hormuz.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Frozen German Grandma in Baaden Wurtemberg at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (Da7Vv)
WV apples > Colorado apples....
*heh
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)
The government has an unending desire for money. And then has to decide what groups to tax (and how many dollars to print).
The fairest tax would obviously be a simple head tax. If FedGov spends $10k/citizen, every citizen gets a $10k bill.
But that would lead to riots and actual insurrections. So instead they hide as much of the impact of taxes as possible and target groups that they think will just "take it".
And here is one of my biggest complaints with the GOPe. The productive class which mostly votes R is the primary target of the tax code. Job #1 then for the GOPe would be to shift that to target primarily D voters - think Trump's SALT changes but way way bigger then that.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)
@townhallcom
OH FANTASTIC — Californians are being PAID TO sign ballot petitions and sign using different names!
VOTER: "Do I get five dollars too? What is it?"
WORKER: "Just sign it."
https://tinyurl.com/376y6v89
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)
Ave Price Oil
July 31, 2024 83.26
June 30, 2024 81.20
May 31, 2024 81.44
April 30, 2024 88.01
March 31, 2024 83.55
February 29, 2024 80.55
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)
https://tinyurl.com/3kyvbers
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf)
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Thanks, honestly was unaware. Maybe memory loss.
Posted by: Frozen German Grandma in Baaden Wurtemberg at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: dantesed at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Thanks!
It's been one helluva ride, I'll tell ya.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)
it was televised - I saw it and got physically ill - so no, I don't think there's a link
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (j+aD2)
and how he personally defended his buddy and neighbor Hunter from corruption allegation on live TV
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (vFG9F)
So...why does anyone care if Iran blocks oil tankers that would otherwise be going to Europe?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)
.. well, we know it wasn't Jimmy Carter
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)
July 31, 2022 105.08
June 30, 2022 116.80
May 31, 2022 110.10
April 30, 2022 103.41
March 31, 2022 112.40
Today
95.31
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Now, open bar? Band?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mP7fR)
We did have an open bar and a DJ at the wedding reception........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)
This is the week in March when we've been getting our blossoms.
Frigid cold in the next day or two gonna get them.
Happens just about every year.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (DgMqy)
@townhallcom
OH FANTASTIC — Californians are being PAID TO sign ballot petitions and sign using different names!
VOTER: "Do I get five dollars too? What is it?"
WORKER: "Just sign it."
https://tinyurl.com/376y6v89
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
I've always found it funny giving your name and address to a complete stranger who claims to be collecting voters' info for a petition...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh)
>I saw a photo of him posing at a bowling alley. He didn't even have his fingers in the holes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (M9gjJ)
What a wonderful tribute! God bless you both!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (Nx5jP)
Spanberger has spent the past 10 years as a Congresscritter falsely portraying herself as a moderate. Playing a long game for her planned eventual election to a much more powerful office. Next step for her is running for a Virginia Senate seat, Veep, or POTUS. She can run for anything in '28 and keep her governor's job if she loses. Her schtick will continue to be falsely running as Mommy Moderate.
Democrats see getting assault weapons banned by SCOTUS as the key win leading to a total civilian gun ban. The immediate goal is to sway enough SCOTUS justices into allowing states to ban them because they are evil mass murder devices, somehow not covered for civilian possession by the 2nd Amendment. If they win that fight, their next step will be working to ban shotguns or small pistols or some other class of firearm. Claiming they are now evil mass murder devices. Banning assault rifles will set a precedent for banning any class of firearm. Wash, rinse, repeat as needed to ban all civilian possession of guns.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Stage Nine Joe at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oftw2)
"weening"? to the right or left?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)
Joke Punchline: "Let me wefwase that. I want to see her gawwop..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ynpvh)
Road use Diesel and Gasolines went up, and the national media were... absent.
Now it goes up and "OMGWEREALLGONNADIE".
It's funny. And sad.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)
It's theft. Price gouging. 100%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (vFG9F)
And Russian gas...oh, they don't necessarily have that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)
What a wonderful tribute! God bless you both!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (Nx5jP)
Thank you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)
It's theft. Price gouging. 100%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
It's almost like oil is fungible.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)
“Foreigners should stop whining about discrimination. Discrimination would not exist if people simply followed our laws and local customs.
When you break the rules, trust collapses.”
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (gbOdA)
>I saw a photo of him posing at a bowling alley. He didn't even have his fingers in the holes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (M9gjJ)
He really is that Zoolander shit he portrayed, isn't he.........
f*cking douchenozzle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)
You mean I could sell it to the highest bidder?
That's just wow, man. Whoda thunkit?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
That had nothing to do with Epstein - it was all to blunt the force of what was coming - the "thoughtful MAGA" on our side leading about half (or a large minority) of the party against itself. And make no mistake the Epstein piece was gamed out well in advance as the thing that could exploit existing fault lines in Trump support. Since they couldn't make their own party stronger, they needed to weaken us.
Trump *immediately* corraled them, before the op even got going in earnest, with everyone wondering why he'd "gone crazy" that day. Risked looking like a pedophile AND going after his "biggest supporters" and the entire base he'd built, two things they assumed Trump and his "ego" would never do. All because they wouldn't, because they actually are vain arrogant pedos. Dummies.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (8dW7/)
sorry I missed this yesterday
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
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Reminds me of the pretty good 1991 film The Rocketeer, featuring a young pilot (portrayed by Billy Campbell) who becomes a rocket-powered hero with a young Jennifer Connelly as his love interest.
TRIVIA: In '86, after graduating from college and going back to my hometown of Las Vegas, I played on the local club Rugby Club Team with Billy Campbell (a great guy and a stud athlete) -- and cousin of the great actor Bruce Campbell (best know for portraying Ash in the "Evil Dead" trilogy as well as the TV series "Burn Notice").
He was in town filming the first couple seasons of the great TV Series "Crime Story" starring Dennis Farina. The stories he used to tell about the Hollywood cocaine parties (in which he refused to indulge) were amazing ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (My0zW)
Posted by: runner"
The trolls will come regardless of what I say and anyway, why do you want to spoil my fun?
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F)
He's just setting the table for when the Act is killed in the Senate - "blah blah blah, thanks to our heroic efforts, even some of the Nazis turned against their Fuhrer's newest assault on Our Sacred Democracy, yadda yadda yadda."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)
You mean I could sell it to the highest bidder?
That's just wow, man. Whoda thunkit?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
Now do Planned Parenthood and EBT
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)
If you move to Japan it should be because you want to live as the Japanese do...otherwise why go? And more importantly why should they let you in?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)
It was a Happy Anniversary to my wife.....geez man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Supporters of the Iranian Regime Take to the Streets in London to Declare Loyalty to Ayatollahs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: runner"
The trolls will come regardless of what I say and anyway, why do you want to spoil my fun?
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F)
I'm fully behind not direct-quoting the shitbirds, but I'm going to mock whoever I feel like mocking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Ot/FD)
that's a great story
also rugby is awesome
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)
You mean I could sell it to the highest bidder?
That's just wow, man. Whoda thunkit?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
Now do Planned Parenthood and EBT
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)
You can use EBT at PP?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)
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I have so little. Don't take this away from me. I try to be sanitary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (M9gjJ)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Very nice words. Much love to you and the First Lady!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (zcJ6r)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (sKqQm)
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how did the rocket exhaust not burn his ass to a crisp?
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)
Only if you're on W.
(It's like WIC, but.. you know... without the IC.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)
fixed it
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)
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how did the rocket exhaust not burn his ass to a crisp?
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
Ass-bestos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (8dW7/)
Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1
You're just a baby... My Daughter will have been married 25 years this September...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (8dW7/)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)
I think you confused fungible with fungus-filled...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)
Fuck's aches, woman. Scrape it off or call a doctor, already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t
*******
Awww. That is really sweet. Congratulations to you and your wife. Awesome that it's on St. Patrick's Day.☘️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
Very nice words. Much love to you and the First Lady!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (zcJ6r)
Much appreciated, sir.
*brohug*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
oh, hey there !🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)
Unlike Kamala, JD isn't a drunken libtard in a figurehead position which was never meant to do anything real.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
He practiced with Blue Darters at an early age.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (gbOdA)
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where are the soccer hooligans? This would seem an open invitation to their brand of mayhem!
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (K9paK)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)
It's pretty easy to post here and they've been here for 20 years. FFS it's probably still the same dude.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (+wInS)
==
Pakistanis, Afghanis...
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)
Awww. That is really sweet. Congratulations to you and your wife. Awesome that it's on St. Patrick's Day.☘️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
After she'd gotten everything planned (we were invited to Hawaii by friends) for the afternoon ceremony (barefoot on the beach at sunset), I thanked her for the tremendous gift.
"What?"
"I'll never forget our anniversary, for sure."
"Why?"
"You didn't notice it was St. Paddy's Day?"
We went to a little place in the town where we were married and I ordered a green beer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
They did the same in NY
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (8dW7/)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (+wInS)
you need to give mods a chance
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
-
From Grok (emphasis mine):
Pre-2025 war estimates (2022-2024) were over 3,000 (e.g., U.S. Central Command in 2022) or ~3,000 (Israeli intelligence), with ambitions to scale toward 8,000 by 2027 if production continued unchecked.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (hY+PL)
Well, we're also in the switch to "summer" fuels...
Posted by: man
Summer diesel, same as winter diesel.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (IBXdg)
Hallelujah.
Javid Shah!
Step up into your new leadership position in Iranian Internal Security. You will go places.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)
Heh. If a dirty white kafir lays so much as a finger on a precious Mohammedan, the Bland Mufti Starmer will have him drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)
You're just a baby... My Daughter will have been married 25 years this September...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (8dW7/)
Well, I wouldn't go that far as we were an older couple being in our 30's at the time, but I accept that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Since then, they started sending money to a NGO to takeover the project. Its now sat vacant for 4 years and $20 MILLION has been spent, meant to house only 32 people
Please do not point out that 10.2+20=30.2
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (gbOdA)
You can minimize their presence by limiting engagement but you will never really eradicate. Like roaches.
Plus I think half the trolls are butthurt former regulars with an axe to grind anyway. Another half are joking. And the final half might be actual retarded libs.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (sKqQm)
The saddest part is all the non-leftists who will talk about the various people who've been arrested for financial shenanigans exposed via the Epstein files as being pedos because all they see is Epstein files and their brains are too small to process what's going on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
You're a lucky man. The supply of such women in today's world is about the same as the supply of Albino Unicorns.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (ynpvh)
Over here, I'm unconcerned if galloping monkeypox blisters every butthole on Commie Island.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (BI5O2)
Mazel tov to you and Mrs. Sponge
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
Thank you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
====
There are a few of those within blocks of city hall here. They are burned out hulks filled with squatters who live off the handouts from the nearby shelter.
Mayor Lurie was physically attacked there last week and there has NOT BEEN A WORD OF REPORTING.
Everything in the late Soviet stage is fake and ghey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)
And congrats.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)
Well, being older than most of our friends that were married, at least the first time, in their early to mid 20's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Damn. I missed the announcement. Happy Anniversary!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)
For just the price of a cup of coffee a day you could give a mod a chance.
I'm just kidding you're not wrong. But the more upset you get about it the more some among us might do it just to spite you. Then he'll get up. Then we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
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Asbestos underpants?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (ESVrU)
Damn. I missed the announcement. Happy Anniversary!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (IBXdg)
Thank you very much, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (d6BF2)
We went to a little place in the town where we were married and I ordered a green beer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
****
Cheers! I hope you're both having green beer today.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (5rh/l)
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Incrementalism
Posted by: CapeFear at March 17, 2026 09:03 AM (cpp/g)
Cheers! I hope you're both having green beer today.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)
Later this evening, likely. Not sure what we're doing as of yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Cheers! I hope you're both having green beer today.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)
Later this evening, likely. Not sure what we're doing as of yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Late last week I cooked a corned beef and in the brine cooked a cabbage potato soup. Was older child's request.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:05 AM (hNsiU)
Interesting because for the past couple of years, the demographics who bought the most guns or became the first time gun owners, include women, PoC, LGBTQ+ and various marginalized communities.
Dems are incapable of keeping up with political trends because all of their consultants stopped learning things in 2007. They are incapable of challenging their priors.
“Our main priority is affordability and ensuring all Virginians have access to housing.” *Goes straight to guns* It's really bad timing to split the base now. This may cost them the redistricting bill.
Democrats consistently shit the bed 😭😭😭😭 I’m so sick of this. They're the Washington Generals of politics.
This is the moment in history they could flip huge numbers of voters, but they decide to demonstrate that they are still all in on the biggest single issue that keeps single issue voters opposed to them, and gains them nothing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
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Now if we can just beat them at Tiddlywinks . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:05 AM (hNsiU)
That never stops the commies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Those responses were almost coherent...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 09:07 AM (8dW7/)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)
Erin go Bragh
Posted by: r hennigantx
Obligatory: Erin go Braless!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (IBXdg)
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Plus they're commie rat bastards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:09 AM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:09 AM (hNsiU)
The next ice age was supposed to kill us off in the 70's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
New Yorker says she can’t find a deli serving bacon or pork after visiting 4 spots and striking out.
This is what happens when Muslim-owned delis start replacing the old neighborhood ones.
https://tinyurl.com/ysfez8ss
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:10 AM (NpAcC)
—
This can be said about Republican consultants too. But they’re stuck in 2003.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (hNsiU)
Yes, it was a pretty good film, Nazis and Howard Hughes. Also if you watch the pull away ending of the film in slow motion the lead actor cops a feel from female lead Jennifer Connelly, who laughs about it.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:09 AM (hNsiU)
It's easy...cut off all water they import.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Heroq
Doesn't stop them from trying because there's no penalty for it.
If the Supremes would have a governor arrested for contempt and have them sit in jail for six months, that might stop them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: 18-1
Next bill to fail in Congress after SAVE - Audit NGOs Act - No Federal funds can be given to NGOs including funds delivered to states - IRS agents assigned to audit NGOs quarterly with severe criminal penalties including making it a capital offense for politicians and family and friends of politicians to receive any payment from an NGO.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Da7Vv)
Standard practice. She doesn't laugh it off, she never works again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (+wInS)
And seems to encourage sex with little boys and girls, sheep, camels, and goats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)
It has not opened yet.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (gbOdA)
Yeah. Funny, no?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)
Fun times.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:14 AM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Acid rain killed me.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)
Fun times.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:14 AM (hNsiU)
allah, laughing, spreads his wings.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Good. I took care of my late mother here during Covid. We don't deserve nice things. I'll never forget.
I just put out my friends' outdoor cat Snowflake. My house is open to her on cold nights. She was here with her Mom during that really cold spell. Since she's been outside, her long hair is really matted in places. Huge clumps.
She's a hot mess right now.
Baseball final tonight. Sweet.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Sco7b)
When will we be rid of this parasite?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (M9gjJ)
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
New Yorker says she can’t find a deli serving bacon or pork after visiting 4 spots and striking out.
Wouldn't the same hold for Jewish Deli's ? Can they serve bacon and pork ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (8dW7/)
When will we be rid of this parasite?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (M9gjJ)
When AOC primaries him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
A lifetime of steady employment, so to speak.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (iMotb)
https://tinyurl.com/36xu5jaz
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)
I died from Mexican killer bee stings.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (hNsiU)
Lucky you. I lasted until the apocalyptic times of newt newtrality.
It was medival, man...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)
https://tinyurl.com/36xu5jaz
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
THAT'll fall on deaf ears.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
FYI -- Total Wine is asshoe. Owned by lunatic lefties - former Maryland Congresscritter David Trone and his brother.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)
I died from Mexican killer bee stings.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (hNsiU)
Murder Wasps.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (ynpvh)
Murder Wasps.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (ynpvh)
Where did the murder hornets come from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
If you like to feel like you're camping, Cuba may be the vacation for you.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (hNsiU)
https://tinyurl.com/36xu5jaz
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/K8lrCtesIJk
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (zcJ6r)
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)
Hmmmm....good to know. Been to a local one multiple times.
Will have to concentrate on Specs more often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (DgMqy)
This is what is called a vexatious litigant.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (ynpvh)
Yeah, what's up with that? It's not like us who ban dancing, going to movie theaters and playing card games
Posted by: Traditional Baptists at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Y1sOo)
When will we be rid of this parasite?
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US Senators usually serve until they literally die in place
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Heroq
Doesn't stop them from trying because there's no penalty for it.
If the Supremes would have a governor arrested for contempt and have them sit in jail for six months, that might stop them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (IBXdg)
This is one reason the Dems have been going totally nuts when a Republican wins a POTUS election. With five Leftist Justices, the Left believes it will be able to get SCOTUS to both gut the Bill of Rights and declare a whole lot of unpopular Leftist-desired policies and laws Constitutional. Also, everything getting to SCOTUS will be strictly screened by a Leftist reading of the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 09:21 AM (5rh/l)
Remember; if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (Da7Vv)
Specs is usually a bit less $$$, too. Just not the selection.
US Senators usually serve until they literally die in place"
Hey, like us! /Soviets
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
No, the correct spelling is Our Democracy(tm) which a completely different animal from democracy.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (8dW7/)
******
There's a Jewish deli in Houston that I've gone to that sells pork.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:23 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)
Hmmmm....good to know. Been to a local one multiple times.
Will have to concentrate on Specs more often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
I will only shop there if they have something I can't get elsewhere or if a price is too good to pass up. But I do my best to keep any of my money away from them.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (zcJ6r)
Fun times.
Posted by: Heroq
That's easy enough to defend. You just don't have bacon on the menu...it's not selectively serving some groups of people and not others with your basic product.
Now, when people posing as gay couples ordering gay wedding cakes get turned away by Muslim bakeries....I went looking for clips of Crowder doing it 10 years ago, but found a different video reporting on it that made me a little sad and nostalgic: https://tinyurl.com/y4zhvknr
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (zcJ6r)
Noted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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I think they originated in Japan.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (gbOdA)
Specs is usually a bit less $$$, too. Just not the selection.
US Senators usually serve until they literally die in place"
Hey, like us! /Soviets
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
The Houston Downtown Spec's has nearly the same selection of everything as Total Wine stores. But it's a convenient or semi-convenient drive only for those inside the 610 loop.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (5rh/l)
But the believing Jews should scope out somewhere to go.
Between the radical Left and their Muslim fellow travelers these places are no longer safe for the next generation. Time for another diaspora. Maybe somewhere civilized & Christian here in the South, maybe to Israel, but somewhere less barbaric.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)
Fun times.
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Not quite right, it's:
Muslims do not have to serve bacon, and no one else should either out of respect to the Muslims.
Because "tolerance"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (YsPj+)
The State of NH has a state run monopoly on liquor stores.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (N39Ws)
That almost happened to us with the first kid. The people on my wife's side have...big heads. When they did an ultrasound of the kiddo, his head was large and they were afraid he was gonna be a Down's baby, and a huge baby if full term, and advised an abortion might be warranted. At one point, the doctor wanted to induce my wife, but the answer was, "we have wedding to go to." Doc said, "The wedding is more important than your baby?" So doc sets date to induce wife. That morning, we get a call that they are over-filled with mamas going into labor and we're told not to come in, so we don't...until doctor calls a few hours later and says, "No, you NEED to come in." So they give her the drugs to induce. If it wasn't because the doc was so tired and needed a nap, she would have been C-sectioned, but instead, that gave enough time for full dilation and a natural birth...he weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz, not a huge baby. Yes, docs do get it wrong.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (ynpvh)
Several states do. It's "For Your Own Good" (tm)...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)
Fun times.
- - -
Not quite right, it's:
Muslims do not have to serve bacon, and no one else should either out of respect to the Muslims.
Because "tolerance"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)
Yes, tolerance. Muzzies are totally in tolerant.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ynpvh)
Some years ago, a Dunkin Donuts franchise owner omitted ham and bacon from his menu. Dunkins told him either stick with the menu or give up the franchise. Each accommodation leads to the next.
*But yes, if it's your own business, serves what you want.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)
https://is.gd/GzAgNB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)
https://is.gd/GzAgNB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)
Control...Alt...delete.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (IBXdg)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (YsPj+)
Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
New Yorker says she can’t find a deli serving bacon or pork after visiting 4 spots and striking out.
Now check out what's happened in the UK with halal meat. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hyacinth at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (/2pqF)
Because "tolerance"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)
Bingo as usual
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (+wInS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (u82oZ)
>December 03, 2025, 'Durbin Announces His Final Introduction Of The Dream Act & Shares 150th Dreamer Story On The Senate Floor'
Durbin has introduced the Dream Act every Congress since 2001; this introduction marks his final introduction of the legislation before the end of his congressional career
>The Dream US - The Dream Act is reintroduced in Congress, December 4, 2025, 'Today, Senators Dick Durbin and Lisa Murkowski reintroduced the bipartisan Dream Act in the U.S. Senate — a major step forward in the fight for permanent protections for Dreamers.'
The Dream Act would protect all Dreamers — including those not covered by DACA/TPS.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)
I was honored to join Villanova's Center for Irish Studies in welcoming Taoiseach Michéal Martin to campus for a discussion of Ireland's enduring ties with America on our 250th anniversary, and of Ireland's exemplary use of soft power and alliances in pursuing a values-based foreign policy.
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Ireland officially recognized the State of Palestine on May 28, 2024, in a coordinated move with Norway and Spain, supporting a two-state solution based on 1967 borders.
Now the whining at Trump over Iran & oil, no doubt.
>Vatican News, Pope Leo to receive Liberty Medal for promoting religious liberty
The US-based National Constitution Center announces it will award Pope Leo XIV with the 38th annual Liberty Medal on July 3, 2026, in an award ceremony on Independence Mall in Philadelphia.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)
>The Philadelphia Citizen, Mar. 17, 2026
The New Urban Order
The Case Against Managed Decline in the School District
In all the talk over closing and fixing Philly schools, there is no mention of building new ones that might serve the community better into the future. Can we look to New York City and Boston for solutions we should steal?
The schools are now empty in many parts of many cities and in smaller towns.
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Speaking of Abigail Spanberger
As of June 11, 2025, Pennsylvania restored a concealed carry reciprocity agreement with Virginia, reversing a 2018 decision that had suspended recognition.
Agreement Details: PA Attorney General Dave Sunday and VA Attorney General Jason Miyares signed a new Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) allowing holders of valid concealed carry permits from either state to carry in the other.
Virginia Attorney General is now Jay Jones. 😣 Now what? (Pa does tend to run behind VA.)
Good day
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 10:32 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:36 AM (kBisb)
Israel's defence minister says its military has killed Iran's security chief Ali Larijani in a strike - read more about him
(7 minutes ago)
Larijani was last seen in public at a Quds Day march in Tehran on Friday. Iran has not confirmed whether he has been killed or injured
Drones and rockets were launched at the US embassy in Iraq's capital Baghdad overnight, in the second such attack of the war - BBC Verify examines videos of interceptions
The UAE's defence ministry says it is intercepting drones and missiles from Iran, with Qatar saying it has also been targeted by missiles
One Iranian tells BBC Persian the war is "really destroying my nerves", while Tehran's Ministry of Intelligence says it has confiscated "hundreds of Starlink devices", which are used by some Iranians to access the internet
In the US, a top counterterrorism official resigns over the ongoing conflict, saying "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation"
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 11:41 AM (NFX2v)
Yeah, it'll get overturned -- eventually. Years from now. Long after its damage has been done, and there is no longer any judicial remedy available.
After all, it only took five years for the Supreme Court to agree that, despite what 80+ judges across the nation said in 2021, a political candidate does indeed have standing to challenge the conduct of an election. Are we intending to allow the whole woke Left agenda, item by item by item, to each embark upon the chimeral journey through the court system?
We'll never survive the trip.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (bufu1)
Daily Tech News 17 March 2026
Top Story
- Nvidia held its keynote address at its annual GPU Technology Conference, where it showed off a preview of its new DLSS 5 software, two months after DLSS 4.5 was released at CES. (Tom's Hardware)
DLSS 5 goes all-in on AI, changing game graphics into the AI developer's idea of game graphics. It's... Not great.
It uses face detection to overlay what it thinks faces should look like on your game's graphics, adding twenty years to the age of characters while leaving their clothes untouched and sometimes leaving random items looking like they've just been dragged backwards through an industrial recycling facility.
And it achieves all this in real time using the power of your own graphics card... Assuming you have dual RTX 5090s, which you don't.
Tech News
- Encyclopedia Britannica has sued OpenAI for "stealing our shit". (Engadget)
They may not have used precisely those words.
- "Investors" on Polymarket have threatened to murder an Israeli reporter for reporting stories that ran against their "investments". (Times of Israel)
They "invested" in predicting that an Iranian missile would be intercepted; instead it crashed in empty land outside Jerusalem so that they lost their "investments".
Yes, they are gamblers trying to nobble a horse, only the horse is a person and the nobbling would be fatal.
- The cast of Firefly are looking for funds to reboot the series in animated form. (Hollywood Reporter)
Uh... Maybe? It was a great series cut off far too early, and it's probably been too long for them to reprise their roles in a live action series. Also one of the characters is canonically dead.
But animated? Anything can happen in an animated series.
- Micron has begun volume production of 36GB HBM4 modules, 28Gbps PCIe 6.0 SSDs, and 192GB SOCAMM2 laptop memory modules. (WCCFTech)
You can't have any. Not unless your name is Nvidia.
- Dell has introduced its new Pro Max desktop with an Nvidia GB300 CPU and 696GB of LPDDR5X memory. (Notebook Check)
They did not list a price, for obvious reasons.
Disclaimer: It's sunny again, dammit.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 04:01 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 04:02 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: clarence at March 17, 2026 04:04 AM (H7mpT)
@NikitaBier
Mar 16
Me trying to close a hire
if you turn it down, i will be legally required to put you in touch with a psychologist and financial advisor
Who might it be?
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 04:04 AM (+YA9H)
They may not have used precisely those words.
I hope they used Michael Caines accent from 'Get Carter' when they 'said' that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 04:05 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tuna at March 17, 2026 04:14 AM (lJ0H4)
Sounds like it's written by a bot:
When reached out for comment, a spokesperson for OpenAI told Engadget that ...
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 04:17 AM (+YA9H)
moar botness?
Along with claims of copyright violations, Britannica argued that OpenAI was also responsible for trademark infringement. ... Britannica is also seeking an injunction to prevent OpenAI from repeating these accusations.
"from repeating these accusations"?
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 04:19 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 17, 2026 04:22 AM (bQ4nt)
DigitalFoundry did a quick video on YT on DLSS 5.
They said that Nvidia claims that it's machine learning is simply readjusting lighting to achieve the new faces of the game characters, but I find that hard to believe.
It does look like the AI is recreating a path-traced version of in game lighting to give better depth and lighting realism but there's no way it's not recreating faces, especially in some of the examples Nvidia's demo showed.
The example of Grace from Requiem Evil they've been using, is obviously AI re-generated.
It may actually help some games look better, especially older titles.
But Nvidia has to come up with a way to optimize DLSS 5 because very few people can afford a 5090 to run it on.
This seems to be a preview of DLSS 6, which will probably only run on 6000 series GPUs next year.
https://youtu.be/4ZlwTtgbgVA
(Digital Foundry @ YT)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:29 AM (6ydKt)
What a night with high winds
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
"Nvidia f*cked up real bad.."
https://youtu.be/TfgTCDNjXj8
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:32 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 04:37 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 04:38 AM (Ia/+0)
We have a launch in about 2 hours.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-46
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 17, 2026
Launch Time: 7:28 a.m. EDT (1128 UTC, 12:28 CET)
https://youtu.be/cP0w5qFv2IU
Alternative link if needed.
The Launch Pad
https://youtu.be/1gFjUGDuaBc
Posted by: Joyenz at March 17, 2026 04:44 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 04:46 AM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Accomack at March 17, 2026 04:49 AM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 04:37 AM (sAmhv)
I've bought from Apple, Best Buy, and Amazon.
Not really much difference between them as far as service, etc.
Sometimes Best Buy and Amazon have sales on Apple products, which Apple rarely, if ever, does.
Best Buy usually adds in some free software or subscription trials to streaming services with their sales. With the Neo they give you Apple News, Apple Music, Apple Gaming, and Apple TV for free trials for 1 to 3 months.
If you get it directly from Apple they usually include a few free trials as well, so really up to you on how fast you want to get it delivered.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:51 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 04:46 AM (5UTWB)
Never having to hear from Larijani again would be worth the entire war.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:57 AM (6ydKt)
I guess they have no standards at SiriusXM.
Levin should file a lawsuit against both of them and if that don't work, then give her a good slap across the man-jaw.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 05:08 AM (M9gjJ)
I guess they have no standards at SiriusXM.
Levin should file a lawsuit against both of them and if that don't work, then give her a good slap across the man-jaw.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 05:08 AM (M9gjJ)
Or ignore her?
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 05:12 AM (+YA9H)
That was unsettling. The front screen door blew open and hit the porch rails so hard it woke me up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:13 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:15 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 17, 2026 05:21 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 05:22 AM (Ia/+0)
Oh, and supposed to be working on a roof today
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 05:23 AM (Ia/+0)
Ugh
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 05:27 AM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: Skip a
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It's gonna get windy
Be careful
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 05:29 AM (eZ5tL)
Also, free trials depending on item.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 05:33 AM (eZ5tL)
I guess they have no standards at SiriusXM.
Levin should file a lawsuit against both of them and if that don't work, then give her a good slap across the man-jaw.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Its a jungle out there in Internet iNFluENc3rz land. You have to out crazy your competition. It's similar to the shock jock morning radio guys back in the 80s and 90s. As the above post mentioned, try to ignore. Most of the 'millions' of followers these clowns have are fake.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:36 AM (sAmhv)
Get rid of the communists then we can talk. But it's nice to see that things may be turning around.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 05:37 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:40 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Just Wondering
THE WIND HAS BLOWN ME INTO ATMOSPHERE AND I CAN'T GET DOWN!!!!
HELLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Posted by: Birdbath at March 17, 2026 05:42 AM (sAmhv)
Eventually this will discourage content creators from creating
Maybe that's good if they focus their creativity on real world ingenuity instead
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 05:45 AM (eZ5tL)
: I have enough change in between my couch cushions to pay for it without taking a loan. . . .
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026
The only things I ever find between my couch cushions are crumbs and cat fur.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:46 AM (wzUl9)
>> An Apple Neo.
Personally, if you are Apple curious, I would buy a refurbed m1 MacBook Pro 16gb 1tb from either eBay or Amazon.
You should be able to find one for around 700 bucks, you will be getting a better overall system for the sameish price.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2026 05:48 AM (sOtT6)
John 6:35, 41-51
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:48 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 05:49 AM (Ia/+0)
Matthew 15:31
Praise God in Heaven.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 05:49 AM (aZ9eR)
Posted by: Accomack at March 17, 2026 05:49 AM (GbONR)
Anyway! 44 F. here this morning, 38 wind chill and north winds of 12. I think I shall do my workout as a brisk walk this p.m.
How are all o' you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)
I think that's hilarious-green donuts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:54 AM (rZCVI)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2026 05:54 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Your cats are hording whatever treasures you couch has.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:55 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:13 AM (ix8EF)
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Aunty Em! Aunty Em!!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 05:56 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:54 AM (rZCVI)
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I still remember the green bagels back in the States. Combined with cream cheese and smoked salmon and you have the Irish flag colors.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 05:58 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:58 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2026 05:58 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day-even the bagels, cream cheese and lox. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 06:00 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2026 06:00 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 17, 2026 06:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026
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In the '90s there was a coffee-bakery in Albuquerque that offered green chile bagels. They weren't greenish in color, just had bits of green chile in them. Faintly spicy. I always thought some place in Da Swamp should have imported them -- people here love spicy.
The coffee-bakery also had chicory coffee, which seems rare outside the South. You could buy it in some groceries in Denver, but people there acted as if it were burned over a campfire. "You like that cowboy coffee, huh?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2026 06:06 AM (Qa8VA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 05:58 AM (1o8D5)
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Or Cote d'Ivoire.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2026 06:07 AM (Qa8VA)
Don't use a couch, but the recliner & the office chair are of serious interest to the pup - and she is extremely interested in any places that our (rarely in-the-house) cat might have been.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 06:08 AM (NcvvS)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 06:09 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 06:10 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 06:12 AM (ix8EF)
"If you can't nobble the machine, Courtney, you nobble the man."
Posted by: Sir Percy Ware-Armitage at March 17, 2026 06:14 AM (NcvvS)
The neighbors across the street got some chaos inflicted on their trash by the wind so I did them a semi-solid and gathered it up a bit.
Oh, and one of the bird feeder poles was askew from the feeds flapping in the breeze.
FWP
Posted by: fluffy at March 17, 2026 06:19 AM (AN2gy)
Why does it always seem that the universe needs to make sure that everything happens all at once?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 06:24 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2026 06:33 AM (CHHv1)
Kilmenow
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 06:33 AM (fb0M4)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 17, 2026 06:34 AM (t14i3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 06:36 AM (YfZCH)
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 06:37 AM (+YA9H)
32.2 degrees out, and too cold to walk this morning.
The topic of Church Security on YouTube really opens a rabbit hole of videos to dive down into.
So that has been taking up some of my time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 06:39 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 06:40 AM (YfZCH)
Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be
Posted by: m
You talkin to me?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 06:42 AM (YfZCH)
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 05:12 AM (+YA9H)
I don't think Mark Levin can afford to, since he's in the same attention economy. Although feuding with Megyn Kelly could raise her profile (as when Trump did), it would raise his too, and the opportunity cost could be too much to pass it up. I guess it depends if there's a countervailing cost to his dignity, and how much he values that.
As an aside, Trump is a real natural at that kind of thing. I make an effort to notice the "dog that didn't bark" kind of events, since they're hard to notice by definition, and one is that feud that Trump *didn't* have with Eminem. The rapper tried very hard; he was talking so much trash on stage at his shows, it made the news more than once.
Trump never took Eminem's bait, and that crystallized for me how there were many people he never referred to at all, even obliquely. Journalists only noticed Trump feuding here and there and seemingly all over the place, and never noticed that he was actually very carefully selective, leaving far more opportunities on the table than what he took. And when he did, he mostly benefited as much or than them.
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 06:44 AM (Sy6m/)
Gen Keane is on Maria's show and said "we're at the twenty yard line and about to score" talking about victory in Iran.
Sounded exactly like the general yelling at Joker in Full Metal Jackey
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 06:47 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 06:40 AM (YfZCH)
The thing I liked about Amos was that they really grew that character over the run of the show.
He went from a meathead heavy to an almost well-rounded human in five seasons.
I wish they'd have ended that show better than they did, though. The last few episodes were a let-down for me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 06:48 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 06:44 AM (Sy6m/)
Trump treated Eminem like the washed up over-the-hill rapper he is by just ignoring him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 06:50 AM (6ydKt)
So, so many washed up nobodies trying to get traction on relevance again by positioning themselves as "Trump's Rival", hurling abuse and invective in a desperate attempt to catch a volley of return fire so they can claim Victimhood. It doesn't come. But they claim it, anyway.
They're worse than a bunch of Palestinians with a pile of soviet milsurp rockets.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 06:51 AM (Ot/FD)
Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be
Posted by: m
You talkin to me?
--
I do not mind, I must admit
Of late my nights have turned to ... sh_t
My gritty eyelids yearn for sleeep
(apologies to les miz)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 06:54 AM (nLlkW)
JJS
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:01 AM (gbOdA)
Hey, it worked for Star Trek, right?
OK, well, at least we got a couple of memes out of it.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:14 AM (3hunF)
Posted by: Fisht at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (BHEHK)
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: cmeat at March 17, 2026 01:23 PM (R11M+)
You're not the only one. I didn't _dis_-like the show, but it's not the super-incredible be-all and end-all of television it's treated as by its fans. Everything about it is mediocre - the writing, the direction, the acting, the SFX. It's explicitly an allegory for the Reconstruction South, with the Browncoaters standing in for the CSA. Even in 2001, that was a "Really, Joss? Are you sure that's a good idea?"
The reason it's popular - the _only_ reason - is that it was the first show to really lean into the "found family" dynamic millennials obsessed over so much. And it was cancelled before its weaknesses accumulated enough to drag it down.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at March 17, 2026 01:40 PM (LgYtf)
Jewel Staite is now _significantly_ older than Nathan Fillion was when the show aired. Ron Glass died ten years ago. A live action Firefly would be Star Trek: Picard, except even more pathetic.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at March 17, 2026 01:44 PM (LgYtf)
Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/16/26) The Let Me Give You The What For Edition
[H/T - Uncle Jefe] "Russian River at Asti, northern Sonoma County, just after recently cresting just out of bank… "
Unfortunately time flies and there are whispers about certain conservative justices retiring. I nominate Judge Van Dyke to the highest court!
Judge VanDyke: "This is a case about swinging dicks."
30 members of the Ninth Circuit write to disagree.
The Ninth Circuit denied rehearing en banc in Olympus Spa v. Armstrong. Judge VanDyke wrote the lead dissent, which begins this way: This is a case about swinging dicks. The Christian owners of Olympus Spa—a traditional Korean, women-only, nude spa—understandably don't want them in their spa. Their female employees and female clients don't want them in their spa either. But Washington State insists on them. And now so does the Ninth Circuit. You may think that swinging dicks shouldn't appear in a judicial opinion. You're not wrong. But as much as you might understandably be shocked and displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I hope we all can agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus Spa— some as young as thirteen—to be visually assaulted by the real thing. Sometimes, it feels like the supposed adults in the room have collectively lost their minds. Woke regulators and complicit judges seem entirely willing, even eager, to ignore the consequences that their Frankenstein social experiments impose on real women and young girls. As you could imagine, this line infuriated Judge VanDyke's colleagues.
His response to their feigned outrage is hilarious. However, I was disappointed that he didn't write he wasn't a gynecologist but knew a cvnt when he saw one.
Good old fashioned sex, betrayal and politics without the Epstein angle. At least I don't think so.
Kyrsten Sinema admits she had sex with her married bodyguard in bombshell new court papersShe's Bi, but she does love swinging dick.
A criminal investigation has begun in Turkey after an injured English racehorse was killed and served in soup kitchen. Turkey’s Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry ran tests after a ‘foreign object’ found in a stew served at a soup kitchen in Mersin last month and discovered that it was an electronic identification chip belonging to Smart Latch, a four-year-old English mare.
Our world which includes our Canadian friends has gone completely nuts about the Hitler/Nazi thing. While Canadians allow government sponsored suicide, turn the blind eye to the atrocities of the Islamic faith. History be damned!!!
Although the purchase has been confirmed as legitimate, both Gale and Jouppien maintained it was merely an addition to Gale’s collection of historical artifacts and not an endorsement of the Führer. In a report from CBC, Jouppien added: “It’s not to be taken as an insult to any anti-racist group,” Jouppien told CBC News. “It was collected in the sincere interest of history.” Jouppien added that “not many people have the resources [Gale has]” to preserve rare items and that his collection is a contribution to history. Jouppien also claimed that Gale’s historical collection was worth millions of dollars.If I were a rare book collector, this would be something that would interest me. And if that bothers you. I'm not sorry. There is nothing to apologize for.
Why would you have someone there to protect the public asked Karen The Mayor. Well since you won't allow concealed carry this is the next best thing.
Waterloo Mayor Dorothy McCabe said she was “surprised and shocked” to learn a Waterloo Regional Police Service sniper was deployed as part of law enforcement’s efforts to manage an unsanctioned street party during St. Patrick’s Day weekend in the city’s university district. Waterloo police confirmed to The Canadian Press that a photo and video circulating of a sniper monitoring the St. Patrick’s Day crowd Saturday was indeed a Waterloo police officer, but at first did not answer questions about why one was deployed. Police later said in an email late Sunday that “mass casualty considerations” were part of the safety plan for the event. “The magnitude of unfortunate mass casualty events that have occurred across North America and around the world in recent decades have shaped emergency response strategies for all large gatherings,” Chief Mark Crowell said in the email.It's not like Muzzies attack infidels during any secular or religious celebrations.
Yours truly doesn't even know where to begin to address this "Letter to The Editor". The first four things that came to my mind were:
1) The mentally ill are raising the mentally ill and enabling their illness.
2) Where is the Father of the mentally ill child?
3) Where did this "Mother" come from?
4) Obviously God does not exist in her world.
The GOP’s Anti-Trans Crusade Already Forced Me to Move My Family. I’m Still Not Sure We’re Safe.
We thought our new state would be a haven after the last one turned on us. But I know the signs, and they aren’t looking good. In May of 2020, my family moved so I could attend a clinical mental health doctorate program at the University of Iowa. I remember being so excited about the program’s LGBTQ Counseling Clinic, where I would be the assistant director and where I would get to focus on providing much-needed therapeutic care for queer folks. It was the deciding factor for me on what program I ended up attending. At that time, I would never have predicted that the same clinic that had drawn me to Iowa would no longer exist when my family would be forced to flee the state in 2025. At the beginning of our Iowa adventure, my kids were 9 and 12, and the plan was to stay at least until our oldest graduated from high school in 2026, if not longer. A few years into our time in the Hawkeye State, my oldest child came to us because they wanted to start on puberty blockers, since they were trans, and wanted to delay bodily changes that didn’t match their gender. When my child first came out, I was worried that because I’m a trans clinician who works in gender-affirming mental health care, others would assume my child’s choices were influenced by me. I was very careful to make sure they knew that whether to pursue gender-affirming care was entirely their own choice. The most important thing was that they knew we loved them and that we would support whatever choice they made.
WNBA CBA Talks Drag Into Day 6 As Commissioner Pushes For Deal By MondayPerhaps I am mistaken, but the last I heard that this rag tag band of lesbians, rainbow warriors and druggies weren't making a profit. Living off The Man (NBA).
After nearly a week of marathon negotiations in Manhattan, players say revenue sharing and housing remain the biggest sticking points as the league pushes for a deal by Monday.
The neighborhood block party must be a Hoot!
It has been a while. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
I really think someone takes his singing ability way too seriously. Genius Award Winner.
“Upset about the music,” the karaoke enthusiast exited the bar, where James Emery, 27, “tried to get...Jablonski to calm down,” according to an arrest affidavit. Instead of cooling off, Jablonski pulled a Glock 9mm from his waistband and pointed it at the man, saying, “I don’t fucking care.” Jablonski, police reported, fired one round into the air. It was illegal for Jablonski to possess a handgun since his rap sheet includes a 2012 felony conviction (for battery on a law enforcement officer). He has also been convicted of DUI; disorderly conduct; theft; resisting an officer with violence; and violating probation.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - should be called the zoo at March 16, 2026 10:02 PM (EAEiW)
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We have a launch soon.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-24
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Launch Date: March 16, 2026
Launch Time: 8:39 p.m. PDT (March 17, 0339 UTC, 04:39 CET)
https://youtu.be/PyxUnuG0nXo
Posted by: Joyenz at March 16, 2026 10:05 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:06 PM (S/Y4j)
Is the tax advice also nude, or just the psychic readings?
Posted by: mikeski has questions at March 16, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (GD0B3)
I walked away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The worthwhile ones say "come in" before you knock.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: TRex - weather front dino at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
The ONT comes at ya fast🧐!
But! It's MisHum. Big smiles, Ol' Hum😂!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:08 PM (+2YFT)
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 16, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - Mister Ed says naaay at March 16, 2026 10:10 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (sAmhv)
Such sell-outs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Al Greene?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
I can only pray that our next Supreme Court justice is someone who has a discernment and appreciation of the Constitution and the law.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (vrNzf)
You want bigger pay? Draw bigger crowds.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Oiv2s)
I'll take some of that tax advice right about now
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this!
I think they make you take off your clothes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (y4G/n)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (oob1u)
After nearly a week of marathon negotiations in Manhattan, players say revenue sharing and housing remain the biggest sticking points as the league pushes for a deal by Monday.
Perhaps I am mistaken, but the last I heard that this rag tag band of lesbians, rainbow warriors and druggies weren't making a profit.
Maybe that's what the argument is about. The players want revenue sharing, the league wants to give them profit sharing.
Posted by: mikeski works on his MBA at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMeaQ3bK_Qg
(featuring Pimp Daddy Data)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (ESVrU)
Thanks for the Allmon Bros. They were a great band!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Then you have the asshole school board perverts who put gay porn in elementary school libraries but try to silence residents who read them in their board meetings for being 'obscene'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (lCppi)
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Nazi storm trooper, rape gangster, hitman for a drug cartel, it's all good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Bless your heart.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:15 PM (Oiv2s)
A basketball court full of lesbians isn't enough, now they need drag queens too?
Into Day 6
Oh. Nevermind!!
Posted by: mikeski litella at March 16, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
https://tinyurl.com/3rxvvvv3
Story appears to check out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 10:16 PM (IG3/x)
I don't understand any attendance at either but I thought that was interesting.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (oob1u)
I bet she changed it.
And OMGoodness -Slate has turned into an ad infested sewer of Trump hate.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (lCppi)
Kyrsten Sinema is a broken person, but I could fix her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
She can't be any tougher than a Suburban.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
As far as I'm concerned, she could stay broken as long as she keeps wearing those boots.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 10:18 PM (IG3/x)
A basketball court full of lesbians isn't enough, now they need drag queens too?
Into Day 6
Oh. Nevermind!!
Posted by: mikeski litella at March 16, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Just wait until Day 28
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:19 PM (CkDaS)
Kyrsten Sinema is a broken person, but I could fix her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
ZOD has her under lock and key at present
Guarded by his Aztecs
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:20 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:20 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Might ride a little rough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (8zz6B)
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Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
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I don't believe I've ever heard the Rev. Greene sing it!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 16, 2026 10:03 PM (EP7Sw)
AI can help you get a thousand dollar refund on your taxes. What you have to do is instruct it to fill out your taxes and make sure you get a thousand dollars in refunds.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Miklos Defies Predictions at March 16, 2026 10:22 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
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I don't believe I've ever heard the Rev. Greene sing it!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Go look it up
It is the definitive version ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 10:22 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:23 PM (oob1u)
Kyrsten Sinema admits she had sex with her married bodyguard in bombshell new court papers
What, so it was just sex between an adult politician and their adult employee? That's so nostalgic. Just like the Clinton days.
Well, it was close, but no cigar.
Posted by: classics revisited at March 16, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Might ride a little rough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (8zz6B)
Might take time to figure out which noises indicate a problem and which ones are normal while in use.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j)
and love me some Allman Brothers!
Posted by: The Grateful at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Oiv2s)
My first reaction was no way, and my second was to ask, so, Jury or Bench?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
So, not France?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)
And yet no Carpenters or ABBA.
Le Sigh.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (+QijZ)
I think this band's name was originally the Swinging Dicks, but had to change it then to get radio airplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk4Rj9WXjko
Posted by: Miklos is pretty sure about this at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
So, not France?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd
So they served dog food in the soup kitchen.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (+QijZ)
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Uhhhh.... that's sorta the point of bi(meaning both)sexual.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (8UIB5)
If the nude psychic readings are done by, say, Sydney Sweeney or Emma Stone . . . why not?
'S been a weird day at Casa Wolfus. No workout this morning due to cold rain; a quick run to Walmart; watching 23 Paces of Baker Street this am, and enjoying it. Tomorrow, Miss Linda says, we can get a free donut each at the Krisy Kreme in the suburbs, and we can always find other errands to run out there, so that sounds good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
* puts on pot of coffee, washes a couple coffee cups *
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (7Cdr7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 16, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at March 16, 2026 10:28 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 10:28 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:29 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)
This is the realm of personal trials in the Biblical sense. Not civil or criminal.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:29 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 10:29 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:30 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: buddhaha
Mammy, on those warm summer evenings, would rock on the front porch and sing "in the Old Bi and Bi"
Posted by: Miklos remembers at March 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Al4HM)
So cringe-worthy.
Back in the day, Hollywood made good propaganda.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026
***
Waste not, want not!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: mikeski
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If the league has Hollywood accountants, I can see the players' point.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Nope
That was King Missile when they debuted Detachable Penis
Posted by: Miklos remembers that one at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: lots of lines; it's more of a novel at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Monosyllabic Miklos at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Foodstuffs Historian at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at March 16, 2026
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I thought Theodore Spurgeon wrote some of the best Trek episodes. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (+QijZ)
I have a memory of those guys from growing up in SC. Maybe some other swinging medallions.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (Oiv2s)
They play the free concerts on the square in the summer.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:35 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Why just the herbivores?
"Hey! We do taste funny!" -- One laughing hyena to the next
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
If I recall, it used to piss him off when people called him sturgeon or surgeon, both of which happened all the time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
They're still around
One song and the lead guy was set for life
Posted by: Miklos at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026
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The '60s band? "Double Shot (of my Baby's Love)"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:35 PM (+QijZ)
SC beach music is fun.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:37 PM (Oiv2s)
Thanks.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (oob1u)
Right, they want the comparison to be solely on Men versus Women's "pro b-ball". Caitlin brought in big numbers, but with this Team USA, she went 2-7 the other day from 3 point land (but that is below her average). She is a good point guard and ball handler and gets a lot of cool assists, but not that great from her patented "logo three" signature shot. Several others are better.
BUT Caitlan does draw crowds and attention, so is worth the big bucks. And she gets it in ad revenue as well. Is it racist for her fans to watch (white) her? Well maybe, but not more racist than for the black/lesbie players to trying to destroy Caitlan.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (Oiv2s)
I think most would rather see him in a boot style a little more..concrete.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Dedication of C-Jam blues.*
youtube.com/watch?v=ptI-8YM0AUQ
I would have pick Oscar Peterson but he was a Canadian. Red Garland is tops.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (oob1u)
Toobsteak Boogie?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Ironically, the runner-up is "Walk This Way."
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Well, that's the first thing that occurred to me.
I don't think that it's any coincidence that that looney Angelina Jolie has a weirdo child.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (oob1u)
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Little Red Corvette
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
OMG! What are sports fans going to do?!
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Skip
That was us late last night - hurricane force winds, downed trees and lines, the whole enchilada. Today, three inches of snow. By Saturday it'll be back in the upper 70's.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2026 10:45 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026
*** The '60s band? "Double Shot (of my Baby's Love)"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (wzUl9)
Classic 60's frat rock band. I like them better than the Swinging Dicks.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Ironically, the runner-up is "Walk This Way."
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
Gotta give AC/DC's Big balls special mention. The lyrics are some funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)
Could he go on an environmental trip to the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: BarelyScaryPauliewalnuts at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:48 PM (Ia/+0)
https://youtu.be/eCUCSqcSnac
just 3 guys jamming
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Three on three makes it sound like something dirty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
It would be easy to vote guilty, and for the maximum penalties.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
NARRATOR: They are guilty of multiple felonies
Posted by: which is why Congress voted against releasing the sexual assault files at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
I agree it's the funniest.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Skip
Gosh
Which website?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)
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Yeah, I make a habit of not buying anything that i'm going to touch from Turkey.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:50 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Front Dropping Through at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Speaking of unfortunate names - there was a guy in my school with the last name Bertoff. His parents inflicted him with Jack as a first name. Officially "Jack" not "John", birth certificate and all.
To piss him off, call him Burt.
Bonus points - you could do it in mixed company, as they say.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: BarelyScaryPauliewalnuts at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)
And exactly why I added 'basketball' to the description. Imagine if I had left it out. The horde is predictable.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: BarelyScaryPauliewalnuts at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (Oiv2s)
Easy to get lost there, thats for sure. Its a large area, 1.1 million acres, like 22% of the state's surface. Some of it literally looks like the moon surrounded by forest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
It would be easy to vote guilty, and for the maximum penalties.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Build the gibbets.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:52 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2026 10:52 PM (GbLWf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
120 It sounds like a freight train is going through my yard
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (Ia/+0)
I heard that once living in the edge of Fort Worth. It wasn’t a tornado, rather straight line winds in excess of 100 mph. (One local compared it to a tornado laying on its side). If someone had been standing next to me I could have shouted as loudly as possible and they wouldn’t have heard me. The entire building, a multi unit condo, was violently vibrating.
I should have been scared, but I was too awestruck by the raw power I was seeing. Next day I was looking around and found the remains of a large billboard, mounted on 4 I-beams, which had been ripped out of the ground and tossed about 200 yards from where it started.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:54 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)
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Is that so?
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 16, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)
You know we've named it a Derecho in Texas.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:55 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Skip
That's what a tornado sounds like. Tomorrow check your neighborhood for uprooted trees.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:55 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)
I would like to see NJ . I know there are beautiful areas there. And the Northeast generally. I'd need an interpreter.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:56 PM (Oiv2s)
I fucking hate high winds. It really wears you down.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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No love for My Big Ten Inch ?
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:57 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:57 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 10:58 PM (M9gjJ)
Die Winter Already.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:58 PM (+QijZ)
Danke!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:00 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:00 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Die Winter Already.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
I went out to get my mail a couple hours ago. Just when you feel like you are ready for spring, you get hit with frigid temperatures and more snow. That's Michigan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
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I thought Theodore Spurgeon wrote some of the best Trek episodes. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Useless trivia: Kilgore Trout, a sock which became rather infamous on the net, was a character created by Kurt Vonnegut to gently mock his friend Theodore Sturgeon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (Li94Y)
Revenue sharing, though, has been the biggest sticking point for months. The players union's last known proposal called for about 26% of gross revenue, while the league has offered players more than 70% of net revenue.
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I can see the importance of gross vs net revenue. If WNBA players got 70% of net revenue, they'd owe the league about 30 million dollars.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 11:04 PM (azNOR)
Short recap: Three guys go to a WNBA party and discover the players don't make much money and they are often lesbians.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 16, 2026 11:05 PM (uG8FO)
These days? It probably could be instructional🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 11:05 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
Derecho ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
I put out the hummingbird feeders on Saturday but had to put them back up yesterday because we were predicted to get tornadoes, which we didn't fortunately but I'm really ready for warmer weather.
Georgia weather is unpredictable, feature not a bug. Heat in the am and a/c in the pm.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:08 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Wang dang sweet poontang at March 16, 2026 11:08 PM (chERV)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 11:08 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The song is fun, the surgery not so much
Posted by: or so Miklos suspects at March 16, 2026 11:09 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:56 PM (Oiv2s)
You might need one once you hit New England.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:10 PM (Oiv2s)
What FBI Found In Montana Defies All Explanation
https://youtu.be/fHzXhg_2bNs
31:40, but I listen at 1.25x. Kinda interesting, if true. But two problems common to the strange, dark, and mysterious videos. Okay, three problems. Somewhat misleading click-bait title (doesn't so much "defy explanation" as not have one). Abrupt, inconclusive ending. And an artificial narrator that. Does not aways. Follow sentence. Structure.
Gaaah. When I coulda been commingling with Morons.
Oh, wait, look! A Porky Pig cartoon…
Posted by: mindful webworker - abi di abi di abi di that's all, folks? at March 16, 2026 11:11 PM (EAEiW)
Oldie
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:11 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:12 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: mindful webworker
There is a yootoob channel with nothing but Three Stooges
Posted by: understandably unproductive Miklos at March 16, 2026 11:12 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (+QijZ)
Did every one of these damn movies have the inevitable fly fast through a canyon thing? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Telephone Man at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (chERV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (0aYVJ)
Did every one of these damn movies have the inevitable fly fast through a canyon thing? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (2WIwB)
Hmm, not that many. Well, nothing like the pod racing anyway. That was epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: understandably unproductive Miklos at March 16, 2026 11:12 PM (Al4HM)
Marx Bros>>>Three Stooges
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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OTOH, Walter Trout is a helluva guitarist. Singing? Ehhh, it's the blues.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
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Girls will never understand or appreciate slapstick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 16, 2026 11:17 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Think of it as a beautiful national park with a few scattered small sections of porta potties where the dems live.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:17 PM (snZF9)
Gaaah. When I coulda been commingling with Morons.
Oh, wait, look! A Porky Pig cartoon…
Posted by: mindful webworker - abi di abi di abi di that's all, folks? at March 16, 2026 11:11 PM (EAEiW)
Can you sum up what "the FBI found" in one or two sentences?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
That is the truth. I don't get the Stooges and never have.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (+QijZ)
Doe auto insurance still cost an arm and a leg?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
It is smaller than Harney county, Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rbvCR)
Never allow Sharia law in America.
Sharia law is incompatible with American values
https://tinyurl.com/346ub24c
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (Oiv2s)
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Ok, Imma let you have this one. But Harpo is hardly slapstick. Harrumph!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rbvCR)
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Yeah but how many slums?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Did every one of these damn movies have the inevitable fly fast through a canyon thing? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes
Hmm, not that many. Well, nothing like the pod racing anyway. That was epic.
Posted by: Berserker
They all had to have the "and this is the scene we'll make into a video game" part.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
*Honk Honk*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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That brings back junior high memories; funny, and embarrassing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Bless your heart.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:15 PM (Oiv2s)
I don't know about Sinema, but I'm sure I could fix Tiffany Gomas! (Of "That MFer's not real" airplane incident fame.)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:17 PM (snZF9)
That sounds like places out West I've liked! I did not know. I thought New Jersey was all crowded and all.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
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Girls will never understand or appreciate slapstick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Stooges are part of the Y chromosome
Posted by: Miklos thinks Joe was just an embarrassment at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (Al4HM)
It's ingrained in guys.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Well, Burns and Hines both have some run down blocks. And Silvies is not a place you want to be after dark. And the kids at the Crane boarding school are pretty scary at times
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Sy6m/)
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Kudos for having better object permanence than she.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: the green dildo at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
AOP is pretty good with both trannies and rear suspensions
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at March 16, 2026 11:25 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 11:25 PM (XV/Pl)
When I was a wee girl, my boy buddies and I would often do 3 stooges gags...the head banging thing hurt, but we laughed our asses off. I was not a typical girl....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 11:25 PM (+2YFT)
We'll see what happens. But a national blackout is a nice touch. Report that regime cops are positioned around a Che statue to protect it from vandalism.
For some reason I'm confident there'll be no half-measures on this one, as we're in a position to impose our will. And de facto regime change will be the starting point.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The Marx Brothers figured out how to get women on board - they hired on Margaret Dumont.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
The scene where Groucho meets his mirror image is one of the greatest pieces of physical comedy ever filmed!
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:27 PM (oob1u)
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The wife is seeking 'over $25,000' in damages from the former senator. Three kids in 14 years, and the old man is traveling & screwing around??! WAR.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 16, 2026 11:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (gKWVE)
She was snooty and imperious. They were hilarious.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:28 PM (Oiv2s)
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
That was great but my vote is for the boxing scene in Sailor Beware with Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:29 PM (oob1u)
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Looks like the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
My bet is that it will be more like the end of East Germany.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)
IIRC, Moe and Larry built two houses, for real, on adjacent lots in Brooklyn, and sold one, paying for both on the profits of the sale. And they did most of the labor their ownselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:31 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: the green dildo at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
I thought this year was the yellow dildo x or is it the Molotov dildo?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
That is the most wonderful part about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: rhomboid
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They've burned everything communist in two cities.
The people are ready.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:34 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (oob1u)
Mighty white of a guy that a year ago claimed there were no Epstein clients outside of rightwing imaginations...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (sKqQm)
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
That was great but my vote is for the boxing scene in Sailor Beware with Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:29 PM (oob1u)
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My favorite was the Fraser episode Three Valentines, where Niles has almost no dialog as he prepares for a date. Absolute perfect comedy.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)
It’s natural for people to not grasp how bad the situation truly is - communism has truly and completely destroyed Cuba. The only chance they have of avoiding millions of deaths due to starvation is to beg the US to come in and save them.
And I am not exaggerating. All food storage is now ended; all food production now stops; all food distribution is now a thing of the past.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Li94Y)
What I don't get is watching the Oscars and those pretentious snobs just to see who is wearing what.
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (pvf3X)
Mighty white of a guy that a year ago claimed there were no Epstein clients outside of rightwing imaginations...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (sKqQm)
Probably some Liberal faggot. They are all deranged, you know, and probably kiddie diddlers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (Oiv2s)
Nooo, only where the commies live is dense. A lot of the state is pretty spread out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Li94Y)
Well, the rural folk will have some garden veggies and chickens, but there is a great risk of them being pirated by reivers from the cities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
Where is Franklin Furnace? It is famous among rock collectors for spectacular fluorescent minerals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (oob1u)
Pretty damn good, all things considered.
The change made vs the cost incurred made it one of the most successful US operations ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:41 PM (Li94Y)
It’s natural for people to not grasp how bad the situation truly is - communism has truly and completely destroyed Cuba. The only chance they have of avoiding millions of deaths due to starvation is to beg the US to come in and save them.
And I am not exaggerating. All food storage is now ended; all food production now stops; all food distribution is now a thing of the past.
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That's a world-changing development.
Posted by: Crusader at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (pvf3X)
There is no good reason to do that, unless you care about fashion. So basically, there is no reason to care.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (Oiv2s)
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
I took a guy I was dating in college, a serious law student, to "Duck Soup" and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair into the isle.
Posted by: sal at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (oob1u)
Well, I got 4 cars, 2 with full coverage, a million in liability, and I didn't forfeit my right to sue. I think a wee bit over 4K.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Umm… Maybe more than two sentences. Four geologist or similar scientists all disappear near Montana peak. Their bodies found all strangely superheated. Guy who hired them to secretly explore mining problems in the area ultimately convicted. Area closed off as environmental hazard or something due to strange subterranean heat source not defined. Also odd rocks with mysterious carvings on them. (It's aliens‽‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - cue spooky music at March 16, 2026 11:43 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
Extreme north, sussex county. That county is right on the NY state border.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: The House That Moe Built at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
My imaginary uncle Vito is glad to hear it. There are kneecaps he wants to break....
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX
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Did I ever mention that I once shot an elephant in my pajamas?
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cue spooky music at March 16, 2026 11:43 PM (EAEiW)
Montana does have a number of hot springs. I suppose if one carelessly drilled into a superheated aquifer, you could get get killed by a steam eruption.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Gun boats loaded with Marines and MREs.
Everybody eats tonight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:47 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:47 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (oob1u)
Surprisingly well after 30 years of a police state dictatorship.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Li94Y)
Spot on Tom.
Without help Cuba will make every apocalypse story look like a comic book.
I could see DeSantis and the Florida Cuban community becoming the nucleus of a rescue effort.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:51 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:52 PM (8zz6B)
Mighty white of a guy that a year ago claimed there were no Epstein clients outside of rightwing imaginations...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (sKqQm)
There is no way on this planet that trump would be slumming with underage chicks. Dudes like that go for high end chicks. Anybody can do an epstein, but to score epic high class poon is the fucking pinnacle of success. THIS is where trump lives. Its a competition with him. The best, the big beautiful whatever thats never been seen before, etc etc. The dude lives like a god. He goes for helen of troy, not the fucking chamber maid, because he...don't..have to. There is no victory in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:52 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2026 11:53 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
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Collectivists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:54 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 11:55 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2026 11:53 PM (wvc0i)
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Fidel and his family of disgusting parasites sucked the wealth out of Cuba for their own personal enrichment. (Communism, amirite?) May they all rot in hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 11:55 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:52 PM (snZF9)
Now you tell me...
Posted by: Ah-nold at March 16, 2026 11:56 PM (uG8FO)
We're no fun now, lacking creativity. We've been reduced to a lot of yelling back & forth, 'F you!' and/or, 'So call the cops!'
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 11:55 PM (JkO4W)
Rumor has there is a Studebaker Golden hawk in Fidel's private garage. There was one known sold in cuba, and it disappeared at the time of the Commie takeover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Slowly I turned at March 16, 2026 11:58 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Because it is what they would do if they had great wealth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
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That is a snippet. This clip 0:49 seconds clarifies
https://tinyurl.com/2k45p6bu
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:01 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Because it is what they would do if they had great wealth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
Comes from their low self esteem. Even with wealth, the Helens of Troy would have nothing to do with them.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:04 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2026 12:05 AM (zG4BR)
Can't imagine life there now. Hope the good folks there rebuild soon.
Posted by: mindful webworker - rum and coca cola at March 17, 2026 12:07 AM (EAEiW)
Something like 65% of Iran were under the iron fist of terrorist Islam. Venezuela was run by the drug cartels. Mexico is run by the cartels ... Russia may have more "freedom" but their men are being sent to die in war. China is tyrannical and abusive. Tyranny seems to be the norm in the world.
But "The West" in Europe still believes in freedom, or are they fully submissive to Islam, so their oligarchs can enrich themselves with cheap labor (not counting the cost of murder of social norms).
Exception is USA ... Right? Well, except for the DeepState, and Islam invasion, DEI absurdities, and infinite debt.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2026 12:09 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Because it is what they would do if they had great wealth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
Exactly.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)
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That is a snippet. This clip 0:49 seconds clarifies
https://tinyurl.com/2k45p6bu
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:01 AM (3ChHB)
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I trust him to do it right. We cannot afford to have a place even more screwed up than Haiti that close to our shores.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (2WIwB)
I am usually not up this late, but the power went out and the front door slammed the outside front posts. It's really windy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (ceSg9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Up this late??? It's only 9:16.😁
Posted by: buddhaha at March 17, 2026 12:16 AM (8UIB5)
I wonder if The Incredibles who moved to Iowa and then fled for the sake of their trans kid are going to wind up in Albania or Ireland at some point. For fun, I've been watching TikToks of Americans who fled the fascist regime in America, and you've never seen such a bunch of dodos much less fucked-up ideologues.
Take this quiz to see if you're a world traveler!!!
Would you --
1 - Plan to take the train from the airport to your destination in another city, with 10 large suitcases? (wrong answer buzzer, they had to rent a van)
2 - Put gasoline into a rented diesel vehicle? (sputter, choke, 600 euros)
3 - Use someone else's bin to dump your trash? (local anger)
One family did all these things within, like a month of their arrival.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (Korc9)
I got Geeezer Golf in the morning... If it's not raining.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (2WIwB)
Tomorrow is the 30th anniversary of the day I first put up a mindfulwebworks web page. Today, there's some 3000 original webworks (of various media in widely varying quality), not counting about 2000 pages of other folks' links and videos and such. Not as prolific nowadays as I was in my youthier days, but still something new now and then. My favorite review:
"Please don't take it personally, but your site kinda sucks."
—logprof on Ace of Spades, October 17, 2012
Posted by: mindful webworker - rum and coca cola at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (EAEiW)
Actually definitely Marco, maybe Donald.
Posted by: Slowly I turned at March 17, 2026 12:18 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (TKvi5)
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Looks like Havana has some lights.
https://tinyurl.com/bdbucps3
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (3ChHB)
🙂Well, even if it were 9:15 I might be asleep anyway, as I am up at 4:30 a.m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (IYIYn)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know how mean she can be at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (2WIwB)
I think the do-gooders and wannabe saviors over the years have actually made Haiti a far worse place than it would have been otherwise. They have trained the populace to expect solutions to their problems to come from outside, and they’ve given up any thought of fixing things themselves.
Yes, without outside aid there would have been one or more instances of mass death; but then the survivors would have had to pull their heads out of their asses and think seriously about how to Not Do That Again. And they would have solved their own problems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
My information is that such are not welcome in Hungary.
Posted by: Miklos would bet his last forint at March 17, 2026 12:21 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
I don't light off howitzers in a glass house. Trumps womanizing don't even phase me. If he would have seen me when I was younger he would say duuude, you're frigging nuts. I didn't even care that clinton was ruining cigars in the oval office with the easter pig. For one thing I felt sorry for him being stuck with gorgon hillary, and 2 if it was younger asshole metalhead berserker I would have bent her right over the resolute desk, because you just gotta. I would giggle knowing the founders were looking down thinking why the hell didn't I think of that. Trump's womanizing don't bother me in the least. I wasn't voting for a monk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:22 AM (snZF9)
Good to see you learned something in that seven years at Oberlin
Posted by: Miklos can now rest easy at March 17, 2026 12:23 AM (Al4HM)
I am usually not up this late, but the power went out and the front door slammed the outside front posts. It's really windy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (ceSg9)
God Bless you. I pray for those who still can deal with other people's problems. Not my circus, not my monkeys is my go to. It's not biblical or Christ-like. But the only way I can manage. I can only take so much.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 12:24 AM (Oiv2s)
Helen of Troy, Mother Nature Supreme.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:24 AM (TKvi5)
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WTAF???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
You understand well, Grasshopper
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:22 AM (snZF9)
Grover Cleveland probably thought of that.
Maybe James Buchanan would disapprove.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 12:28 AM (gKWVE)
Thank you. People can only do what they can do and it's ok. We all need a break from news and other assorted craziness at times. I think it was easier for people before we could click onto news 24/7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:28 AM (IYIYn)
It’s past time we disband nato.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:29 AM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (JkO4W)
He was very well known and published a number of scholarly books. A polyglot claiming to speak 72 languages. He's mostly forgotten now.
You can find his books at Project Gutenberg and archive.org.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:30 AM (TKvi5)
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I have no clue who it is the lunatic is taking about with all they they them theirs.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:33 AM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:35 AM (3ChHB)
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WTAF???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (JkO4W)
More like what we see swinging on a pole in a smoky barroom. Oh but men will fight for her alright.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 12:35 AM (Li94Y)
Grok - Jeremiah Curtin, the 19th-century folklorist and mythologist (known for works like Myths and Folk-Lore of Ireland and Creation Myths of Primitive America), does not provide a direct retelling or unique variant of Helen of Troy's classical Greek origin story (the birth from Leda's egg after Zeus's swan seduction). Instead, in his 1898 book Creation Myths of Primitive America, Curtin discusses a Native American myth from the Wintu people titled "Norwan." He explicitly compares it to the Helen of Troy tale, noting that it "recalls the Helen of Troy tale" (or "recalls forcibly the Helen of Troy tale, both in its general plan and in many particulars").In this context, Curtin uses the Helen story as a parallel or analogue rather than recounting her own origin directly. The Norwan myth involves a beautiful woman (Norwan) whose desirability sparks a massive war among the "first people," similar to how Helen's abduction/elopement with Paris triggers the Trojan War.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:36 AM (TKvi5)
Grover Cleveland probably thought of that.
Maybe James Buchanan would disapprove.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Don't forget Ben Franklin.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:36 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Braenyard
Dad wrote me a letter about that stuff
And let me drink beer when I was like 14
He totally rocks
Posted by: Ben Jr. at March 17, 2026 12:38 AM (Al4HM)
The population of Cuba is about 10 million. How do you feed 10 million people, for months? How do distribute food when all transportation is at a standstill?
Our news media appear to be indifferent.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 12:40 AM (VWtfl)
It’s past time we disband nato.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:29 AM (hNsiU)
Totally useless ball bags they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:42 AM (snZF9)
🐑
The Beast with Four Heads
A "motion comic" from Mindful Webworkshop #12, Oct 28, 2016
Link in nic. Should play from 10:45 to 14:12 in the vid.
Time to clock out. 💤
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - A shaggy Gothic horror story at March 17, 2026 12:45 AM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:46 AM (3ChHB)
Another issue with Cuba -- how do you stop remnants of the communist government from seizing any food delivered and using it as leverage over the population, to hold on to power?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 12:47 AM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 12:48 AM (sAmhv)
Cuba has run out of other people's money.
Posted by: Archer
Who was financing them after the USSR fell?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (Cqx++)
These are revolutionary times. This video and the other one are excellent, well done resistance videos.
https://tinyurl.com/4a3paezb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (3ChHB)
Of course the first thing to do - after ensuring maximalist demands on regime change are met - is to go fix and fuel and the power system ourselves. Given that cracks/uppityness are appearing with just severe power problems, seems a decent bet that a dark grid and the widespread economic and social consequences would be enough to crumble the current order.
And I imagine we'd make it clear that any violence to try and cling to power will be met with decisive force by us. Our cred at removing/vaporizing adversary leadership is at a particular high at the moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (U/Byj)
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Send them a current photo of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 12:50 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 12:52 AM (Oiv2s)
Yes, without outside aid there would have been one or more instances of mass death; but then the survivors would have had to pull their heads out of their asses and think seriously about how to Not Do That Again. And they would have solved their own problems.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Is that Barbecue cat still around running things in Haiti?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 17, 2026 12:53 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 17, 2026 12:55 AM (aJQbY)
No problems. Same Apple call help center and no problems with the machine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:56 AM (3ChHB)
In conflict-zone aid distribution, depending on circumstances, you have to be willing to eat significant % diversion to reach people in need ("cost of doing business"). I would expect and hope if the US does major short-term humanitarian aid in Cuba it does so where we have total control and boots on the ground to enforce our will.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2026 12:56 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (Li94Y)
A fine and noble idea, but it ignores the unfortunate fact that Haiti is inhabited by Haitians.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2026 12:56 AM (uG8FO)
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Did I ever tell you about the problem with Scotland?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 01:00 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 01:00 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: rhomboid a
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Marines, delivering MREs from gun boat will keep things orderly, the people fed. And make a point.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:00 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at March 17, 2026 01:01 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 17, 2026 12:55 AM (aJQbY)
Generally scummy.
Everything is on display at https://x.com/POLITICOEurope
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 01:02 AM (TKvi5)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 17, 2026 12:55 AM
They were perfectly perfect. Just what I expected.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:02 AM (Oiv2s)
Confirming how useless they are, they also issued a joint statement admonishing Israel about "escalation" in Lebanon. Familiarity with the topic would illustrate how outrageous, unhelpful, and dated this idiotic statement was, but it's too long to explain in a comment section.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2026 01:03 AM (U/Byj)
These are revolutionary times. This video and the other one are excellent, well done resistance videos.
https://tinyurl.com/4a3paezb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (3ChHB)
I couldn't watch the whole thing. I would go medieval and fight to my last breath to stop that from ever happening here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 01:07 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:08 AM (Oiv2s)
Mo took it up the a** and d*ddled little boys. Mo was queer.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:12 AM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:08 AM (Oiv2s)
Thats nursery rhymes compared to what gets said here. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 01:15 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:15 AM (Oiv2s)
Fkers.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 01:15 AM (snZF9)
There are a lot of *types deletes * moments in my head.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:18 AM (Oiv2s)
My information is that such are not welcome in Hungary.
Posted by: Miklos would bet his last forint
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I forgot to mention, this was in FRANCE lolol. The gang that couldn't think straight planned to travel from Paris to some distant village on the train with TEN SUITCASES, 2 kids, and their dog lolol!!!!
We all know how friendly and accommodating les parisiens are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 01:23 AM (Korc9)
. How are you doing? And your hubby? I've followed the drama of your BiL. God bless you for caring for him also. 🙏
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:23 AM (Oiv2s)
US allies refuse to send ships to help Trump unblock Strait of Hormuz trib.al/ByfqPT1
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Too bad. He gave them a chance, they showed their hand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:25 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2026 01:27 AM (TdYBy)
My hubby is the same as ever-- this is a good thing.
Only a couple-three more days for BIL... App't Thursday with some help agency. Hope they find a place for him. If not, he's going to a homeless shelter. Photo ID should arrive any day now, and then I'll take him to get a phone & his account straightened out. With luck, they can retrieve his call log and recover some phone numbers for him that way. (Doubt his lost phone is remotely accessible by now, it's been 'gone' for over a month.) Maybe he can dump himself on somebody else if he doesn't like the shelter... he'll be trespassing if he comes back here.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I remember it well. Buncha weirdos in this place.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2026 01:40 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 01:42 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:43 AM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Reforger at March 17, 2026 01:49 AM (rpbjO)
US allies refuse to send ships to help Trump unblock Strait of Hormuz trib.al/ByfqPT1
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Too bad. He gave them a chance, they showed their hand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 01:25 AM (3ChHB)
Now they'll be dogshit on our shoes for years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 01:49 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:18 AM (Oiv2s)
I do that most times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 01:50 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at March 17, 2026 01:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2026 01:56 AM (0nHVk)
US allies refuse to send ships to help Trump unblock Strait of Hormuz trib.al/ByfqPT1
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Too bad. He gave them a chance, they showed their hand.
Posted by: Braenyard
You mean those 'Allies' with large populations of militant islamist who won't integrate into Western Civilization? 'Allies' who are enslaved to a global elites? Those 'Allies'? Yea, go piss up a rope, 'allies'. My take of NATO should be disbanded and should have been after the cold war ended is unpopular in the 5-sided nuthouse in Arlington. Thankfully I work mids and I won't be flogged for an opinion. Those that I work with don't agree with me but they won't stone me either. I sure as hell won't say that around management or Government drones.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 01:56 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 01:57 AM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (Korc9)
I remember when I was in grad school a bunch of undergrads were doing the "Semester Abroad" thing in Spain.
They thought it would be cute to go to a soccer game, sit in one team's section, and cheer for the other team.
Several of them got their asses kicked, as I recall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2026 01:57 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: scampydog at March 17, 2026 01:58 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2026 01:59 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
Several of them got their asses kicked, as I recall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I trust they wised up and grew up. I have to laugh at people who are so above it all and ultra-sophisticated that they have the "foresight" to bail America before the fascist takeover is complete, but they'd drive on the wrong side of the road in the UK.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 02:09 AM (Korc9)
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 02:27 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 02:29 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 02:39 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
yes-ish and no-ish.
I think it was on Babalu blog ... there is no private ownership of chickens as "the people" share the means of production. So only state run coops are allowed chickens, ducks, et cetera.
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at March 17, 2026 02:43 AM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 02:58 AM (5UTWB)
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Didn't watch the whole thing but lulz!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 02:58 AM (5UTWB)
I sincerely hope that old bat's finger gets stuck that way by crippling arthritis and she has to go to see her kids looking that lovely.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 03:35 AM (I40wl)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at March 17, 2026 02:43 AM (3ZUWJ)
That tracks. When there is POS system with a faulty chip reader, and it won't let you slide the card until it demands it (after failing a couple times), I joke that it's a "socialist" card reader: whatever is not mandatory, is forbidden. In Mussolini's formulation: "All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."
Note the socialist equivalence of "outside" with "against." Your personal economic independence is experienced by the socialist state as a mortal threat, equivalent to counterrevolutionary armed insurrection -- and they will in fact murder you for it, then celebrate their virtue.
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 03:51 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SciVo at March 17, 2026 04:00 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: m at March 17, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 17, 2026 10:37 AM (kvDvI)
There's a Tiger In You Cafe
From Michael Boegl
Motivational speakers: "There's a tiger in you."
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 16, 2026
Meanwhile the tiger in me: https://t.co/85VyO1nH5r pic.twitter.com/phQUdoUGgA
Quokka eating a leaf.. 😊
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 16, 2026
Sound on pic.twitter.com/UvindDMpTY
Living the best life.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/V7m5pim8nT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 15, 2026
This dog says: Post more Ho-Moj memes.
Dog having fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/REaIacTPpo
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 16, 2026
Via Politic_Rican.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 07:25 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 07:28 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 07:28 PM (u73oe)
148 So I'm looking at Google Map of Kharg Island, and I click on something called Continental Shelf Pier, and up pops a picture of a Dollar General. On Kharg Island. I believe somebody is messing with the maps.... lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:28 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 07:29 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:31 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)
The first says, “I like accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second replies, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”
The third says, “No, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth chimes in, “I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
The fifth surgeon shuts them all up: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. There are only two moving parts—the mouth and the asshole—and they’re interchangeable.”
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:33 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:33 PM (erF49)
- Britain, France, Germany
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 07:33 PM (ndZc7)
148 So I'm looking at Google Map of Kharg Island, and I click on something called Continental Shelf Pier, and up pops a picture of a Dollar General. On Kharg Island. I believe somebody is messing with the maps.... lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: tcn in AK
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:34 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:35 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2026 07:37 PM (vnlVL)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at March 16, 2026 07:37 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:37 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at March 16, 2026 07:39 PM (3ZUWJ)
Needs moar Village People.
youtu.be/Zg3q6qW2aKo
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 07:40 PM (gKWVE)
I watched that video expecting that was going to be the end.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:41 PM (erF49)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)
@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul floats potential presidential run in 2028, per Fox News.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 07:43 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Felix the Cat at March 16, 2026 07:44 PM (oftw2)
BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul floats potential presidential run in 2028, per Fox News.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 07:43 PM (diia5)
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This man vexes me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)
I let a friend, who has a mini-lap pool, watch my Lab once.
She would swim for like 30 minutes every morning and she said as soon as she got out of the pool, my Lab would jump in and swim for an hour. Apparently, she'd even bark non-stop if my friend tried to turn off the jets to get her out.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:45 PM (erF49)
Party ticket, or Independent?
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:45 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Questions, So Many at March 16, 2026 07:46 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: style guide at March 16, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)
Eriebody was a kung fu fightin
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:46 PM (gbOdA)
'BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul floats potential presidential run in 2028, per Fox News.'
He pissed away whatever following he had by defying Trump too many times just because.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:47 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 07:47 PM (gKWVE)
Party ticket, or Independent?
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:45 PM (erF49)
I cant see having an ophthalmologist or a semi-trado-libetarian as a President.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:48 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Cruisin' for you-know-what there, pal.
Posted by: Penguin Defense League at March 16, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Lassie at March 16, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2)
'BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul floats potential presidential run in 2028, per Fox News.'
He pissed away whatever following he had by defying Trump too many times just because.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Grifting and mail list expansion opportunity. His dad did the same thing.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:48 PM (gbOdA)
It's fun while it lasts.
Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at March 16, 2026 07:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 07:47 PM (gKWVE)
Bucee's has reached Wisconsin. The end is near.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:50 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at March 16, 2026 07:50 PM (gKWVE)
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band, or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Skin dive HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:50 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 07:51 PM (pvf3X)
'BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul floats potential presidential run in 2028, per Fox News.'
He pissed away whatever following he had by defying Trump too many times just because.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Grifting and mail list expansion opportunity. His dad did the same thing.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)
Both of those fools wear me out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:51 PM (I40wl)
Orban has balls.
But, I can see not thinking of Hungary as Europe.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:52 PM (erF49)
148 So I'm looking at Google Map of Kharg Island, and I click on something called Continental Shelf Pier, and up pops a picture of a Dollar General. On Kharg Island. I believe somebody is messing with the maps.... lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: tcn in AK
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:34 PM (NcUvK)
LOL. DG really is everywhere. I do love the idea of Buc-ees on Kharg Island, though. Maybe a Whataburger.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 07:52 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at March 16, 2026 07:50 PM (gKWVE)
Please read the first line
J D A M
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:52 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: To Put It Mildly! at March 16, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 07:51 PM (pvf3X)
Could you imagine Maggie and Trump in office at the same time?
Holy Cow.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:53 PM (I40wl)
'Grifting and mail list expansion opportunity. His dad did the same thing.'
Disappointing but true.
Good seeing you again. How are the hands?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:53 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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He's a bore. Ironically, even 74 percent of self described libertarians support attacking Iran and I would imagine closed borders and fair trade for the US as well.
Most informal self described libertarians are much more Jacksonian "leave my ass alone or I take you down", than the do no harm bit of formal libertarianism.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 07:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:50 PM (I40wl)
COSTCO is a city in Idiocracy
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:53 PM (gbOdA)
He is survived by 8,300,678,394 people, with a daily worldwide average calorie intake of 2,800 kcal
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 07:54 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Things you never want to hear at March 16, 2026 07:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Neurosurgeon followup Doc appt at end of March. But, the neuropathy of tingling, burning, etc. in arms and hands has gone away. That leaves whether or not I can regain lost strength from the nerve compression. Only time will tell that one.
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 07:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Domeone needs to turn his aspirations into the Iranian Navy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:55 PM (NcUvK)
It's way past time we left NATO.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:45 PM (erF49)
Is there any doubt?
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:57 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 07:57 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Kindltot
In fairness, George RR Martin skews that average
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)
'Neurosurgeon followup Doc appt at end of March. '
The end of March. I'm keeping you in mind. I would expect just removing pain will make strengthening yourself that much easier.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:58 PM (fd80v)
Depending on how bad it is, you should be able to get a lot of the range of movement back. But it takes a long time if you have been suffering it for long.
It took 3-4 years of cycling to get about 95% of my drop-foot healed after my surgery. My brain is still convinced I have a larger range of motion than I do, but I'm not tripping every 3rd step.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:59 PM (erF49)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:59 PM (erF49)
It's way past time we left NATO.
Posted by: JackStraw
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And if NATO cannot raise a flaccid minimal naval response to their own oil imports being blocked, we are not obliged to help them out at our expense.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 08:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)
It's way past time we left NATO.
We should ally with countries in Europe that HAVEN'T imported buckets of Muslims. Poland is a great example. We could call it the...Warsaw Pact!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 08:00 PM (Riz8t)
He is survived by 8,300,678,394 people, with a daily worldwide average calorie intake of 2,800 kcal
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 07:54 PM (rbvCR)
Paul did not want to spend money on you until you could read.
And then when your eyesight was bad leave you beside the road to die.
Krugman sads as now he is MOST WRONG person on earff.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 08:00 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 16, 2026 08:01 PM (syz1S)
It's way past time we left NATO.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
Hate to bring up The End Times, but could this be a prelude to Armageddon? But with Israel standing alone?
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)
It took 3-4 years of cycling to get about 95% of my drop-foot healed after my surgery. My brain is still convinced I have a larger range of motion than I do, but I'm not tripping every 3rd step.
Posted by: garrett
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Thanks for the info. Doc won't give me clearance to do anything other than walking until after I see him next. Practicing grip strength though by using a pick me up for pine cones in the back yard.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 08:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
$21 Trillion down the fuckin drain
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 08:01 PM (gbOdA)
'It's way past time we left NATO.'
I tend to agree with the commenter from the last thread. They said Trump is asking for help from the Europeans specifically because they'll say no and remind everyone just how unhelpful they are.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 08:02 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Archimedes
No
Asslifters
Treaty
Organization
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2026 08:02 PM (vnlVL)
Posted by: Felix the Cat at March 16, 2026
Servals do too! And so do lower generation Savannahs. I chase them out of the shower frequently.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 08:02 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 08:02 PM (pvf3X)
Wow, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 08:02 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Kindltot
Judges would have accepted
Brian Dennehy
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 08:03 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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It's all written in some farcical language until you hover. I did find a Dollar General on the west side of the island.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:04 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Spirit Halloween at March 16, 2026 08:04 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)
Jesus be feeding them horses.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 08:04 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 08:04 PM (gKWVE)
_-_
The knothead protection plan.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 16, 2026 08:07 PM (dzPKU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:08 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:09 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:08 PM (3ChHB)
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"You keep what you kill." -- Necromonger Creed
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 08:09 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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It is a bit strange, you get used to constant nerve pain where the absence of it takes getting used to again.
But, as I was warned, now as the spine readjusts, I do have some neuro-muscular pain below the operation site. Sometimes that increased pressure causes the need for additional surgery down the spine which is why I put it off until losing strength and dexterity.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 08:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)
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Correct spelling - - > Rigged-choice voting
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:10 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at March 16, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
If you subscribe to the Bill Clinton definition of sex, it has to be P in V. Which would make all those guys virgins.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 16, 2026 08:10 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 07:43 PM (diia5)
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This man vexes me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Excellent example of dissociative behavior.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:12 PM (3ChHB)
The German defense minister said earlier today that Germany couldn't send ships to the Strait if they wanted to. I think a lot of people would be shocked at just how feeble our NATO partner's militaries have become. That's been our responsibility including paying for most of it.
It's no wonder Trump has so many enemies among the elites. He sure does like exposing them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)
However, it turns out that the design was more than meets the eye. Not only was her side covered with nude mesh panels, but she was also wearing an invisible pair of nude tulle pants decorated with crystal embellishments.
You may now sleep peacefully.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 16, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)
'If you subscribe to the Bill Clinton definition of sex'
He's definitely my guide to all the important questions in life. Unmatched wisdom and integrity.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 08:14 PM (fd80v)
Maybe they could toss us a few bucks for covering their sorry asses.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F)
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Correct spelling - - > Rigged-choice voting
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:10 PM (3ChHB)
I was mildly surprised that CO voted that one down a couple of years ago. I expect that it will happen next election cycle. But, hey, I don't live there no more.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)
So who wants to help me make a toast to Supreme Gayatollah Khamanei? He might be a scumbag piece of shit but maybe, if you kinda think about, the world really is becoming a better place when murderous theocrats install a legless power bottom to be their heads of state.
Progress, baby!
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 08:14 PM (2ThHr)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)
Hello, my friend! She's not doing very well. Her 100 days of post hospital rehab will be ending in a few weeks, and she is nowhere near recovered enough to live independently anymore. She's almost completely confined to bed. She will be moved to long term care soon and will likely be there for the rest of her life. We're quite sad. Appreciate you asking and for everyone's prayers.
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:15 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 08:15 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 08:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! "
*slo motion fist bump*
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at March 16, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:09 PM
Did Doöf change his nic again?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
From what I've been reading the UK military is especially sad. They couldn't help if they wanted to. And they don't want to.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 08:17 PM (Oiv2s)
The Azam Mosque in Qom looks good for that
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 08:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 08:18 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 08:18 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: whig
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there are soft massage, light stretches, hot tubs
And pain is an obstacle to healing in itself. It's good to sometimes take those meds until you are relaxed and feel no pain. Really.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:18 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at March 16, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
No fear of that
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 16, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2026 08:19 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 08:20 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Putin sitting at his desk; Big Chief tablet, pencil, vodka gimlet, slight smirk on his face. Sips tasty gimlet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:23 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 08:20 PM
You might need a little more of a platform than that.
I tried "Why vote for the lesser evil?", but didn't win.
Posted by: Cthulhu at March 16, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)
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That’s why I consider AK to have a parliament.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 08:24 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)
And pain is an obstacle to healing in itself. It's good to sometimes take those meds until you are relaxed and feel no pain. Really.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Now down to just taking meds for sleep. Use ICE for pain, heat in the morning and stretches to get moving. Still under weight restrictions on lifting, no driving, and wearing my cone of shame (cervical collar). Dogs are afraid I will put it on them I guess.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 08:25 PM (0aYVJ)
I tried "Why vote for the lesser evil?", but didn't win.
Posted by: Cthulhu at March 16, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)
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Compared to them, YOU are the lesser evil.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 08:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Praying for you and your family.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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ColonelTowner-Watkins
@ColonelTowner
Holy moly. This is very interesting. March 13, 2026, in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia regarding the long-standing case *United States v. Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI) et al.* (Case No. 1:91-cr-00355).
The entry identifies that a Department of Justice attorney, specifically from the Criminal Division, has formally entered an appearance in the multi-decade litigation. While the court docket has been dormant for many years, This is potential extremely important due to the historical role BCCI played as a primary vehicle for CIA money laundering, clandestine funding of intelligence operations, and its deep entanglement with global elites throughout the 1980s including Epstein.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 08:27 PM (Oiv2s)
It's no wonder Trump has so many enemies among the elites. He sure does like exposing them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)
Except that we do not pay for most of it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 08:27 PM (hJH5n)
Fervent prayers. My Mom passed last fall, very similar circumstances.
But I shall keep praying.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 08:29 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Charge them a nominal $10 per barrel as "insurance".
If they get sunk they get a refund.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 08:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Accomack at March 16, 2026 08:30 PM (GbONR)
She's starting to have confusion and brain fog, and that's tough to witness. Being in bed all the time with little quality of life is not how she hoped to spend her last years.
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:33 PM (QMAsf)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 08:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 16, 2026 08:34 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:15 PM (QMAsf)
I'm sorry to hear that. My mother was in a very similar spot before she passed. Be there for her as much as you can and I hope things turn out better.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 08:34 PM (2ThHr)
@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Sen. Rand Paul floats potential presidential run in 2028, per Fox News.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I'm underwhelmed.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 08:35 PM (sAmhv)
Democrats would give it up.
Posted by: Accomack at March 16, 2026 08:35 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 08:35 PM (aTgV0)
Coming sooner than later: AI sports. Computer-generated players, coaches, and refs/umpires. Talk about saving money! No salaries to be paid to players! No stadiums required! I don't know how the owners will set it up, but they will do it when it becomes possible.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 08:36 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Doof
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Sending prayers and hugs.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2026 08:36 PM (MSrAy)
Posted by: Accomack"
I love to hear it.
Is Goldie Ghamari happy?
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 08:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:39 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: New Strings Extra at March 16, 2026 08:40 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at March 16, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)
While the pipeline can theoretically handle 7 million bpd, the actual loading capacity at the Yanbu terminal may be lower, with some estimates suggesting it could be around 3 to 4.5 million bpd.
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There are different sized tankers (6) the 3 largest
carry
Suezmax - 120,000 to 200,000 barrels
Very Large Crude Carrier - ~2 million barrels
Ultra Large Crude Carrier - ~3 million barrels
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Get up to speed an load 7 million barrels a day.
Could make them a little spendin' money.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:41 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 08:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 08:42 PM (diia5)
We should take it and the island and tariff every ship, except ours, that goes through the strait.
They'll have to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 08:42 PM (Cqx++)
Sounds like he was crazeballs.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 08:43 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Alluded to above, he's grifting for the campaign cash.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:43 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 08:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 08:42 PM (diia5)
So...day that ends in Y?
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 08:43 PM (2ThHr)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 08:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 08:44 PM (Oiv2s)
Rand should do a focus group and realize no one wants him to run for president.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Maybe he just wants to be the next Ross Perot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 08:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:08 PM (3ChHB)
Everyone in the International Elite Cadre, here and abroad, wants Trump to fail at everything. If the mullahs and the IRGC are overthrown, most members of that Elite Cadre will be secretly overjoyed, but none of them will give Trump much of, if any, thanks. A situation that is, as The Donald himself would say: Sad. My call will be: Infuriating.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 08:45 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 08:45 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:45 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at March 16, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 08:47 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:47 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 08:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 08:49 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 08:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:45 PM (QMAsf
*************
And thebzone should adjust accordingly to the batter's height.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Accomack at March 16, 2026 08:53 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ)
My favorite album of theirs as well. Although Permanent Waves is making a strong run at taking over.
I couldn't really appreciate that song when I was younger and listening to the album over and over. It grew on me a lot as I got older.
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:53 PM (QMAsf)
C-Ram successful interception of a drone/rocket launched by Iranian-backed militias in Baghdad this evening. The Target was the U.S embassy.
https://is.gd/TEEYyn
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 08:54 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:54 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Sponge
That's how it works.
Posted by: Eddie Gaedel at March 16, 2026 08:54 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 08:49 PM (/lPRQ)
The Iranian resistance. People within Iran with special skills to help bring about the downfall of the regime. The name ties back to Persian history, which is interesting.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Oiv2s)
The Persian Immortal Guard, also known as the Immortals, was the elite infantry unit of the Achaemenid Empire, established by Cyrus the Great. This unit was known for its unwavering commitment to duty, maintaining a constant strength of 10,000 soldiers through a system of immediate replacements for any fallen or incapacitated members. The Immortals were distinguished by their distinctive colorful robes, golden armor, and ornate helmets, symbolizing fertility, abundance, and royal authority. They played a crucial role in pivotal battles such as Marathon and Thermopylae, earning respect across the ancient world for their discipline and martial excellence. The Immortals embodied the idea of enduring power through discipline, responsibility, and loyalty, and their legacy continues to be honored in modern Iran as a symbol of national defense and the eternal vigilance required to protect sovereignty and territorial integrity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Letters to the knees when the batter is standing upright. That's what I learned as a kid.
Rickey Henderson and Rod Carew used to crouch down so much, a pitch at their face level was actually a strike!
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:56 PM (QMAsf)
Isn't it knees to armpits?
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 16, 2026 08:56 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 08:57 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:45 PM (QMAsf)
Yes, for the Robo-Ump. I cant recall every detail, but the strike zone will be a plane at the front-to-back center of home plate, 17 inches wide (width of home plate), between X and Y percent of each individual player's height. I can't recall the exact X and Y values. I guess they are about whatever the current definition of the strike zone is, between the middle of the chest and top of the knees. However, each players height entered into the program will be his standing-straight height without cleats. Each player on all the 40-man rosters are being measured now, during spring training. This system has been used for several years in the minor leagues. The MLB players are not all-in for this; the owners are and that's what counts. You can get all the details if you google robo-ump.
My prayers are up for your mother, Doof.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 08:57 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Oiv2s)
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According to the historical documentary film 300, the Immortals were Xerxes' elite shock troops, or something to that effect.
The Spartans made mincemeat of them at Thermopylae.
But that might have just been Greek propaganda.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ESVrU)
The C-RAM defense system is primarily produced by Northrop Grumman, Raytheon, and Oshkosh Corporation, and it is used by the United States and several allied nations
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 08:59 PM (aTgV0)
Isn't it knees to armpits?
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 16, 2026 08:56 PM (iNp3L)
It used to be. But the top of the zone has been shrinking downward for 15-20 years. Analytics worship dictates an uppercut swing for ideal launch angle so the strike zone is low and small now.
Analytics is asshoe
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:59 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 09:00 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:00 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 09:01 PM (GITLP)
You may now sleep peacefully.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre
Which scented candle was she burning in her mish?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 09:01 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 09:00 PM (3ChHB)
As I understand the gizmo, it's basically a 20mm Phalanx ship-mounted gatling gun mounted on a trailer.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 09:03 PM (5rh/l)
They are having conniption fits here about the possibility of it snowing again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 09:03 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 09:04 PM (diia5)
But that might have just been Greek propaganda.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ESVrU)
I hope these Immortals fare better. I understand that the US military action in Iran is to neuter their military capability and that of their proxies. But I do pray that the people can seize the opportunity and have something better.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:05 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
"@grok 50m
Replying to @Cocodb2223 and @Nance726
Yes, the core facts check out via Illinois State Bar records, http://Patch.com, Daily Herald, and Northfield police reports: Irina Pavchinskaya-Cedano (aka DefiyantlyFree / Insurrection Barbie) was disbarred May 2017 after pleading guilty to felony theft (~$2k forged
idk the details of what the rest of the "theological" controversy is, but afaik, this is a legit finding about InsurrectionBarbie. Ted Cruz seemed to like her comments, for some reason, so the controversy is of interest.
The other side seems to be about whether "the Jews" (Israel?) is forever "chosen by God". Seems clear that Jesus saw the Pharisees were corrupted, so no, "Israel" is not (all) the chosen ones, while all others are not necessarily (infidels?).
But I "stand with Israel" because they stand against "Islam" (our common enemy), or at least against those not joining the "Abraham Accords". And that alliance seems based on a more "pragmatic Western Islam" than the "radical Islam".
It's all an enigma, wrapped in memes.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 09:06 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
They've handled more cocks than John W. Tyson
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)
C-Ram successful interception of a drone/rocket launched by Iranian-backed militias in Baghdad this evening. The Target was the U.S embassy.
https://is.gd/TEEYyn
Posted by: Archimedes
Sound ON.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
The Iranian resistance. People within Iran with special skills to help bring about the downfall of the regime. The name ties back to Persian history, which is interesting.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
If they're immortal, you wonder how they lost control of Persia in the first place.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ben Had
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The Iranian resistance. People within Iran with special skills to help bring about the downfall of the regime. The name ties back to Persian history, which is interesting.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Thanks,
Had Tousi on in the background, heard them mentioned, did not catch that is what they calling the Resistence.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
The Iranian resistance. People within Iran with special skills to help bring about the downfall of the regime. The name ties back to Persian history, which is interesting.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
If they're immortal, you wonder how they lost control of Persia in the first place.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov)
They were gonna, but then they got high.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 09:11 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: illiniwek
Insurrection Barbie is an evangelical, and I have loved what she has been saying on Israel and tying it back to God’s covenant, those don’t break. Your post is the first I am seeing on the disbarment- I am so curious about this now, and wonder if a low point brought her to Jesus.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 09:11 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 16, 2026 09:12 PM (XM4MK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
At this poi t, I wish the weather would just make up it's mind. Dogwood were blooming.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)
Had Tousi on in the background, heard them mentioned, did not catch that is what they calling the Resistence.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:10 PM (/lPRQ)
This is not regular citizen protesters, to be clear. Trump, Bibi and Pahlavi have all said civilians should stay home while we bomb the hell out of the place.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:14 PM (Oiv2s)
https://tinyurl.com/w5dtkyz
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m)
Holy Jesus.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:15 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:17 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Gref
Good for clearing rush hour traffic.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 16, 2026 09:19 PM (XM4MK)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:19 PM (aTgV0)
... Christians can break their covenant, too.
This leaves a space for Islam to enter.
[btw this also implies that Islam might be capable of breaking its covenant, hence Shi'ism, Baha'i, Ahmadiyya and whatever-else.]
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 09:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They have these giant bayonet things they attach to the bows.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:22 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:24 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
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They already are!
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:24 PM (oob1u)
Their Muzzie imports will have them subjugated long before that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:27 PM (Oiv2s)
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don't want no short President
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 09:27 PM (ZxPkt)
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well, he got beat by his neighbor...
*too mean ??
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 09:30 PM (3ek7K)
/p/why-movies-suck
Good article by Andrew Klavan on the Oscar's from the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 09:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:31 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
That's a good question. I can't recall reading about any ships in WWII that ran-out of anti-aircraft ammo or anti-ship ammo (the main and secondary batteries). I'll bet it happened. Mostly on ships that were sunk after long engagements. Which is why its not in recorded history.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 09:32 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg"
Europe at war produced the Renaissance, germ theory, Calculus, Physics, Bach, and Shakespeare.
It's scary but hey.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:32 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Piper
Mostly I side with evangelicals ... BUT, I just don't believe "Israel" was ever God's one and only "chosen people", despite the OT language. There were many times the faithful (the remnant) had to hide in caves from the corrupt ("Jewish") leaders. So even in OT times, birthright was not sufficient.
There are "end times" and some "Jerusalem" I guess, I'm not well versed on Revelation stuff, but Hebrews says "there is no more Jew nor Gentile" ... and I just can't believe it is all about bloodline, even in OT times. (JC mentions the Good Samaritan as opposed to the "Israelite" being a "friend")
But I'll keep working on the details ... there is always the Resurrection of the Just for good people, as opposed to the Resurrection of the unjust for judgment and a second death. I know where to put the rapists and murderers of good people as far as that goes.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 09:32 PM (vbXSk)
*too mean ??
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:28 PM (GD0B3)
I always wanted to know the real story of what led up to the the 'attack'.
Was the neighbor your typical insane lefty? Was it a non political neighbor dispute that finally erupted?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:32 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: pawn at March 16, 2026 09:33 PM (TkVIt)
I assume there are ammo supply ships just as there are supply ships for other necessities.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:35 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent
We put overalls on our missile defense systems?
Posted by: From about That Time at March 16, 2026 09:35 PM (EFBNo)
The Perpetual Champaign racket works out best for the representatives because the short two year cycle means they can be 'running for office' almost continuously.
While running for office they are on nearly an endless vacation, staying at the best hotels, eating at the best restaurants, being wined and dined by people trying to get favors... basically living like richest people in the world.
In order to keep that up off-season the need to do a little insider trading to become multi-millionaires on ~$100k a year 'job'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:24 PM (oob1u)
Their Muzzie imports will have them subjugated long before that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:27 PM (Oiv2s)
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This.
Subjugated or civil war.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:36 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Oiv2s)
I assume there are ammo supply ships just as there are supply ships for other necessities.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:35 PM (oob1u)
Yes, for after a battle. Transferring gun ammo ship-to-ship during a battle would be a true last resort situation.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 09:38 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 09:38 PM (gKWVE)
Holy Cow.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:53 PM
She had Reagan.
https://tinyurl.com/mr39s4en
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 09:38 PM (4NO2D)
He still looks like a fag.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
***************
LMMFAO
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:38 PM (Zz0t1)
To pull votes and money away from Vance and/or Rubio.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 09:39 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Piper
She is good people, I like her. Woke reich's minions been after her because she keeps beating up on them. And she is right, about the Covenant.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:40 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:40 PM (aTgV0)
I think he would be like me. Not really digging Trump 1.0 but loving Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:42 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: eleven
Too many marriages.
Two is the limit.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:40 PM (aTgV0)
I think there's be more recognition
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 16, 2026 09:42 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (GD0B3)
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When they were in the desert, I think, he says welcome (bring in to our group) the stranger who adopts our ways. - That's a paraphrase but - It's in the book. Clearly they were welcoming non blood line.
It was be of our culture.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:40 PM (aTgV0)
This is no time to go wobbly.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (Oiv2s)
But I'll keep working on the details ... there is always the Resurrection of the Just for good people, as opposed to the Resurrection of the unjust for judgment and a second death. I know where to put the rapists and murderers of good people as far as that goes.
Posted by: illiniwek at March
I am looking at things with a fresh perspective and really relearning through a Church that I truly feel an amazing connection. We have been doing an entire series on Moses and I am honestly loving it, it ends next week, but I do feel this covenant exits- god doesn’t go back on his promises. But again, I am learning and relearning so much right now, I am not the expert on this at all. Our pastor breaks it down in such meaningful and understandable ways. I wish I could share the joy and the peace I am getting after each sermon with everyone, it’s been an incredible experience.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (aTgV0)
Better.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 09:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:45 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (aTgV0)
Reagan was in Hollywood. The man would not be shocked .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:45 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 09:45 PM (Q+gd/)
Pretty good coffee, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - should be called the zoo at March 16, 2026 09:46 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo
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At the table yucking it up. Either telling tales or contriving a prank.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 09:46 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:46 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:43 PM (aTgV0)
That sounds better. I would think Ronnie would realize that Trump, warts and all, actually loves our country.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:46 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 09:47 PM (OoFl2)
I'm a mess.
My name is Tonypete, and I'm an AoSaholic.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2026 09:48 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:47 PM (GD0B3)
They are both still firing missiles at Israel. They don't get to do that for free.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:49 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:47 PM (GD0B3)
Thar sounds kind of....dirty. Hoping there is a meme. Or cheerful song.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:49 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2026 09:48 PM (cYBz
Hi Tonypete .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:50 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Tonypete
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It's rough, can't shake it, can't do without it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 09:51 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:51 PM (aTgV0)
I never heard of "integralism" till today.
"Integralism... is an interpretation of Catholic social teaching that argues the principle that the Catholic faith should be the basis of public law and public policy within civil society, wherever the preponderance of Catholics within that society makes this possible."
That seems like Islam ... "when you get a majority, get off the bus/train, impose Sharia/Catholicism". It assumes One (human) Moral Authority is Correct, if it attains a majority?
USA was founded by Protestants, those that opposed One Central Leader, and were willing to let The People choose their own destiny/future. Protestants opposed a central King, Catholics accepted a central Pope, England accepted a central King.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 09:52 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: davidt
Reagan was an actor. He would recognize Trump's various styles as tailored to fit the role and people he is addressing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner
If they add parts of DC onto the Joint Target List, I could feel it's more encompassing of our enemies.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2026 09:52 PM (cYBz/)
C-Ram successful interception of a drone/rocket launched by Iranian-backed militias in Baghdad this evening. The Target was the U.S embassy.
https://is.gd/TEEYyn
Posted by: Archimedes
Thanks for the video. The C-Ram ray gun is amazing.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 16, 2026 09:53 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2026 09:52 PM (cYBz/)
I am afraid this is our very own domestic problem
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (GD0B3)
It took until JFK until we elected a Catholic president because it was thought they would be controlled by the Pope.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: runner
Seems like we hear much more about what Israel is doing vs what the US is doing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)
To pull votes and money away from Vance and/or Rubio.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 09:39 PM (Q+gd/)
To massacre a line from AC/DC-
But paul sucks the biggest balls of them all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 09:55 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov)
Alexander had something to do with that. He certainly wasn’t immortal, but he ended a lot of people who thought that they were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 09:55 PM (Li94Y)
"BREAKING: An overwhelming poll just found a whopping 61% of Americans believe President Trump’s military campaign against Iran is SUCCESSFUL, while only 29% who disagree — Rasmussen
That’s a +32 POINT MARGIN! "
This is not Republicans, or MAGA, this is Americans.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
Bitch don't want none, bitch don't start none.
Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at March 16, 2026 09:56 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Sounds like the reason Doof put a ban on religious banter yesterday.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 09:57 PM (3ChHB)
Good for you, sounds wonderful.
"Learning is an exciting adventure" they say, and being open to alternative (Biblical based) theories is necessary, as we morons of "alternative news sources" know.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 09:57 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)
I get the sense we are doing infrastructure and IDF is getting personnel/personal. I could be wrong.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)
I think there a quite a bit, CENTCOM is doing regular vids and updates.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (GD0B3)
"BREAKING: An overwhelming poll just found a whopping 61% of Americans believe President Trump’s military campaign against Iran is SUCCESSFUL, while only 29% who disagree — Rasmussen
That’s a +32 POINT MARGIN! "
This is not Republicans, or MAGA, this is Americans.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
Probably likely voters too!
Posted by: Joemarine at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (oob1u)
AND WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO- IF IT WERENT FOR THAT DAMNED OSWALD!
Posted by: Papist Stooges Everywhere at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (zZu0s)
That’s a +32 POINT MARGIN! "
This is not Republicans, or MAGA, this is Americans.
Posted by: runner
Meh, 2 to 1.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (/lPRQ)
"BREAKING: An overwhelming poll just found a whopping 61% of Americans believe President Trump’s military campaign against Iran is SUCCESSFUL, while only 29% who disagree — Rasmussen
That’s a +32 POINT MARGIN! "
This is not Republicans, or MAGA, this is Americans.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
Oscar (TM) slobs hardest hit
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (lCppi)
Thank you.
Dow gained back a little too, today.
I'l take whatever good news I can get.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 09:59 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 09:59 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Papist Stooges Everywhere at March 16, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner
Seems like we hear much more about what Israel is doing vs what the US is doing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)
You can get details of both daily at ISW
Here's today's
https://tinyurl.com/ymr2597r
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 10:01 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 09:58 PM (lCppi)
They are slobs! I saw pics of the pigsty they left behind.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 10:01 PM (GD0B3)
Difference between stating facts and stating opinions.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:02 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 10:03 PM (5rh/l)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418901
Posted by: mindful webworker - No Yoko at March 16, 2026 10:03 PM (EAEiW)
That is wonderful. I love Jesus. I wish I enjoyed church.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:03 PM (Oiv2s)
I didn't see that. I am neither Catholic nor Protestant, but I think the "anti-establishment" views on religion relate to the "anti-globalist" and "anti-DeepState" views common to this site are interrelated.
Luther made some good points against the established church, but the Lutheran church of my youth has fully succumbed. Establishments in general SUCK. Constant "revolution" seems like the Mencken Theme of this site, to me.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 10:05 PM (vbXSk)
Dedication of C-Jam blues.*
youtube.com/watch?v=ptI-8YM0AUQ
I would have pick Oscar Peterson but he was a Canadian. Red Garland is tops.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: illiniwek
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That's where it gets touchy, different folks see things different. But most all of us believe in God. After that opinions of FACT diverge and conflict is inevitable.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:38 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (3ChHB)
Dedication of C-Jam blues.*
youtube.com/watch?v=ptI-8YM0AUQ
I would have pick Oscar Peterson but he was a Canadian. Red Garland is tops.
Posted by: Braenyard
Duke Ellington and some pals
C-Jam Blues (1942)
The music is from the original recording. The film bit sort of lines up.
https://youtu.be/gOlpcJhNyDI
Oscar Peterson
C-Jam Blues (1964)
With transcript. Geezh...
https://youtu.be/zhf3XkdfIHU
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 12:15 AM (BnDlA)
Frank Zappa
Approximate (1974)
https://youtu.be/89LPVXrm_Ic
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 12:23 AM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 12:26 AM (BnDlA)
Trump: I'm Thinking of Seizing Iran's Critical Port Island, Kharg
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth confirmed that
American industrial production
of sick memes was up 1700%
I don't believe Trump is thinking about American boots on the ground, but the leftwing foreign propaganda press will do anything, say anything to stop this president and prop up any anti-American, anti-human regime to spite Trump.
President Trump is working to assemble a coalition of countries to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and hopes to announce it later this week, four sources tell Axios. Trump is also weighing a seizure of Iran's critical oil depot on Kharg Island -- a move that would require U.S. boots on the ground -- if tankers remain bottled up in the Persian Gulf, U.S. officials say. Why it matters: Oil and gas prices are rising as Iran's blockade of the Gulf's narrow strait drags on, choking off a significant share of the world's crude supply. Iran is blocking Gulf countries from exporting their oil while allowing tankers picking up Iranian crude to pass freely -- keeping its own oil flowing to China and other countries. As long as the blockade holds and Gulf oil is restricted, Trump could not end the war even if he wanted to, a source with knowledge of the situation said.
Trump answers critics: "These are naive people that frankly are stupid." In related news, the terrorist who tried to blow up a synagogue full of Jewish children was the brother of a Hezballah terror-commander killed by the Israelis in Gaza. Who the US let into this country, because we have a violent Fifth Column which is always recruiting new soldiers to attack us from within.
Driving the news: In a Truth Social post Saturday, Trump claimed the U.S. and several other countries will send warships to the Gulf to reopen commercial shipping, and called on China, France, Japan, South Korea and the U.K. to help. On Sunday, Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One he "demands" that NATO countries and other oil-importing nations -- including China -- help the U.S. secure the strait. "We are talking to other countries about policing the straits. It will be nice to have other countries policing with us. We will help. We are getting a good response," Trump said. Trump said the U.S. is in talks with seven countries and mentioned some had already declined, while stressing that the mission "will be small" because Iran has "very little firepower" left. ... "Most of this oil isn't our oil -- it goes to other countries. So if they want it and they want the price to come down, they need to help out," the official said. ... The intrigue: Trump is drawn to the idea of seizing Kharg Island outright because it would constitute "an economic knockout of the regime" -- essentially defunding Tehran, a third U.S. official said.
Meanwhile: the memes are flowing like wine.
The brother of a terrorist who rammed a vehicle into a Michigan Jewish preschool was a Hezbollah commander, Israel Defense Forces have said. Ayman Muhammad Ghazali, 41, was shot dead after driving the vehicle into Temple Israel in West Bloomfield Township, Mich., on Thursday. His brother, Ibrahim Muhammad Ghazali, was responsible for managing weapons operations within a specialized branch of Hezbollah's Badr Unit, the IDF said in a statement Sunday morning. This unit of the Lebanese terror group is responsible for launching hundreds of rockets toward Israeli civilians throughout the recent war with Iran, the IDF said.
Ghazali's two brothers, a niece, and a nephew were killed in an Israeli airstrike on March 5 in the town of Mashgharah, Lebanon, just days before the attack, a local official told AP Friday. The family had sat down for their fast-breaking meal during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan when they were struck. Ghazali, who was allowed into to the US in 2011 as the spouse of a US citizen, was granted US citizenship under President Obama in 2016, according to the Department of Homeland Security.
After crashing his car, which was packed with fireworks and gasoline jugs, he exchanged fire with an armed security guard before eventually fatally shooting himself after becoming stuck in the blazing vehicle.
When Iranians find out the new Ayatollah is gay: https://t.co/q0CydPcUGv pic.twitter.com/Q5gOY9z2mM
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) March 16, 2026
https://t.co/9vJnat3Edy pic.twitter.com/jWBehB5UG6
— Silent Memejority (@memejority) March 16, 2026
Ayatollah Khamenei and his son circa 1987: pic.twitter.com/iCZZl1ea2B
— Makaveli Memez (@MakaveliMemez) March 16, 2026
IM CANDACE OWENS, WE RIDE AT DAWN AHHHH! pic.twitter.com/GD092vStVi
— Baddie (@tinfoilbaddie) March 15, 2026
The president of Ireland does not represent the majority of Irish people, this is a pathetic St. Patrick’s Day address. They can’t help but turn it into a pro immigration open boarders opportunity. https://t.co/elA6bBWHoU
— Elaine Mullally ☘️ (@mullallyelaine) March 16, 2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Mohammad!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 06:32 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 16, 2026 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 06:36 PM (ZCxQ+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:38 PM (iDgW+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 06:40 PM (IX8iX)
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:40 PM (dK+Kv)
well they're trying to drive up the cost of oil by threatening the strait. they have no hope of surviving except by engineering a popular opinion crisis for trump.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (erF49)
And the Quick Hits was one of the best for a long time running.
You're on a roll today, Ace.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (iDgW+)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (nHXB4)
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon"
Did the fireworks go off? Please tell me yes.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 06:43 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 06:43 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)
But then we can't have our proxies attack it because every country that wants oil will have skin in the game and wipe us out!
Posted by: The CIA at March 16, 2026 06:43 PM (rJjpq)
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:40 PM (dK+Kv)
***
*wipes tear*
That's beautiful, man!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 06:44 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM
Ah, don't know much about leprechauns, do ye, laddie?
Posted by: Peevish McKnob at March 16, 2026 06:44 PM (0sNs1)
well they're trying to drive up the cost of oil by threatening the strait. they have no hope of surviving except by engineering a popular opinion crisis for trump.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle
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Yes, I agree. Hence my thinking that Trump is playing into their hands a bit by suggesting they have shut it down. Iran can’t close a toilet.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:44 PM (iDgW+)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (1wjle)
I remember when that first came out and the left tried to use it to shame the right that he was making fun of some disabled reporter or something and all they got out of us was lolgfy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:44 PM (dK+Kv)
That's beautiful, man!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 06:44 PM (2WIwB)
*nods, knowingly*
Posted by: The Kurgan at March 16, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)
The straits will have to remain open for traffic. That's a given. We're stuck with that, now.
The destruction we've wreaked already on Kharg Island might have to be repaired - if lower fuel prices in the West and a semblance of an economy for Iran are a priority. I don't think they're critical factors, though I'm not in charge, so who cares?
An American military presence on the island would be effectively permanent. It would invite attacks on US military and private sector personnel by the mainland sandmaggots. It's a flashpoint.
My inclination would be to maintain the naval presence and just menace the Island from the sea until these people do or do not get their shit together.
That naval presence is a needful thing in any event, and it can probably achieve the objective without committing troops, even in that limited area.
My $0.02.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 06:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Kharg sounds like some Japanese monster.. Odd name...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 06:47 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (iDgW+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (cxFcK)
Don't they have any generators ? Oh yeah... They don't have any gas... Sucks to be them...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 06:49 PM (VE6XX)
Now Ireland and Scotland are vying for the French title of leading Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 06:50 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2026 06:50 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 06:50 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 06:51 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 06:51 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (iDgW+)
Wasn't he Fat Thor's gaming buddy in one of the Avenger's movies?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 06:51 PM (+nEug)
That naval presence is a needful thing in any event, and it can probably achieve the objective without committing troops, even in that limited area.
My $0.02.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 06:46 PM (BI5O2)
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Helping people get their shit together is exactly what SOF troops do. A 10 person A Team can train a battalion of indigenous troops. All they need is a bit of time, a place, and equipment. They can also advise defecting army units. This needs to start happening soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 06:51 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 06:50 PM (YsPj+)
All the ones with a measurable testosterone level left a century or two ago.
See also: Scandinavia. Once they were friggin' Vikings.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 06:52 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 16, 2026 06:52 PM (gm9Sb)
We should just widen the Strait by 30 more miles. Dump the dirt on Seattle.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:53 PM (9t72F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 06:53 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:48 PM (iDgW+)
Wasn't he Fat Thor's gaming buddy in one of the Avenger's movies?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv
—-/
I thought Kharg was some alien weirdo who looked like a fluffer for hentai tentacle porn? My marvel knowledge is … not extensive.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:54 PM (iDgW+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 06:54 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 06:54 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 06:54 PM (iDgW+)
I defer.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:54 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 06:56 PM (+nEug)
The "shortage" is over. If it ever was...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 06:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 06:53 PM (YsPj+)
Negasonic Teenage Warhead is Ozzie's kid?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:56 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 06:56 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 06:56 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:57 PM (9t72F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)
It seems like an obvious next move to checkmate the IRGC.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)
It seems like an obvious next move to checkmate the IRGC.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)
They should use real heroes.
Teachers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:58 PM (9t72F)
Or maybe Trump is trying to gather a "coalition of the willing" or some such, idk. There is still some threat as seen in the insurance costs. Trump said he would have USA (or its insurers?) provide the needed insurance coverage at a reasonable rate.
(other "conspiracy" folks think this is about UK/England control of oil in the area, established under BP in the early 1900s. They think this is a final resolution that started with out revolutionary war. I have not sussed that out just yet).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
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I wonder if this is all a headfake to move on to whatever he wants to do, once they all turn him down. Because I doubt China is going to militarily support us under any circumstances.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
You'd think Chyna would say, "Fuck Yeah, be right there!" So they protect their own shipments and observe others' navies.
But their junk sank in the open ocean.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Karg Island?
Marco, come up with some new names, we need new names, nobody wants to board a Trump Cruise, very luxurious, really the best, at a place that sounds like somebody's coughing, right Marco? Tie it in to the Trump International Cruise Terminal in Havana, I know you're working on that.
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Al4HM)
Oh, Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVs
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Oh yea, maybe that’s it. In my dork days I wasn’t into comics. I played D&D.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 07:00 PM (iDgW+)
Posted by: It's me donna
If they knew how to farm, they could raise sugarcane. Then they could make 171 run to run generators
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:00 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: C. Tarlson at March 16, 2026 07:00 PM (Of8K8)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 07:00 PM (9t72F)
A couple of things: the guy got an immigrant visa to the United States on the basis he was getting married to a US citizen, but was living alone.
So, what happened to the wife? It would not surprise me in the slightest if this was a fake marriage to get him into the US.
We also need to determine - stat - who else in the US is related to Hezbollah commanders, and have them have a little chat with the FBI indicating that they are being watched, and so they can be put into preventive detention if there are more incidents like this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 16, 2026 07:01 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 07:01 PM (9t72F)
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (vSvIl)
I believe the implied threat is if we are acting on our own we might need to shut off/embargo all of Iran’s oil exports including those to china.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2026 07:02 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: The Args at March 16, 2026 07:02 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:03 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:03 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Henny Penny's Naval Armada at March 16, 2026 07:03 PM (8DR9B)
I heard they have a sub marine fleet.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)
There's really no incentive for them not to be. Unless: crazy muslim.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 07:04 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 16, 2026 07:05 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:06 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 16, 2026 07:06 PM (cWLG3)
But their junk sank in the open ocean.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ)
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It's definitely a demonstration of how feckless and weak every other naval power is on Earth compared to the United States.
We are the ONLY nation that can project and maintain power of this level for any length of time.
Most other nations can barely project power into international waters beyond their own shorelines.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 07:06 PM (ESVrU)
There's really no incentive for them not to be. Unless: crazy muslim.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Oman Oman Oman
Posted by: Bart Simpson at March 16, 2026 07:06 PM (Al4HM)
Denial of cheap energy for China
An end to nuclear threats by Iran
An end to Iran's proxy armies in other countries
Clear seas for Middle Eastern trade
An end to religious rule of Iran
A rapprochement with Israel
A rapprochement with Sunni states & minorities
Some form of representative government in Iran
Respect for individual life & rights in Iran
PS, maybe they could stop supplying Putin with drones, but everyone's gotta have a job, so let's put a pin in it
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 07:07 PM (BI5O2)
Gay Khamenei: Side saddle, right?
Candace: Anything for my benefactor!
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 07:07 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Zombie Stockton Rush at March 16, 2026 07:07 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)
In accordance with Article 22 of the Vienna Convention of 1961.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 07:07 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
So
Options
Posted by: O'Murkowski at March 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Al4HM)
I heard they have a sub marine fleet.
Posted by: fd
They do. But they are sheltering in place.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 07:08 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 07:08 PM (gQ15S)
Can't even send a couple of ships out of fear of their muslim invaders.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:09 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:10 PM (Vh9CX)
But their junk sank in the open ocean.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ)
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It's definitely a demonstration of how feckless and weak every other naval power is on Earth compared to the United States.
To be fair, that Chinese carrier fleet (a hodgpodge of two obsolete adoptees and one homegrown design clusterfuck) isn't somethin you'd want to send out on the open ocean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Geography Bee at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
The first real sign was when Ireland banned smoking in pubs. If you can't have a smoke with your drinks and mates, why spend time in a pub?
Then Irish pubs (!) started going out of business.
Posted by: Miklos noted that at the time at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (gKWVE)
Not I, said the Micks
Not I, said the Krauts
Not I, said the Frogs
Posted by: Henny Penny's Naval Armada
Clogs and Krauts,
Frogs and Sprouts
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (cxFcK)
Can't even send a couple of ships out of fear of their muslim invaders.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Sco7b)
Invoke Article 5.
I'll show myself out. I know that NATO is on the official AoS Hate List.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 07:11 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:13 PM (IX8iX)
Because he spilt his seed upon the ground.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (Vh9CX)
Incompetent farmer.
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:14 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ehY6c)
Remember; 90 days for the war powers resolution.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 07:14 PM (M9gjJ)
Because he spilt his seed upon the ground.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (Vh9CX)
He did go on to produce a well-regarded line of electrical generators.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 07:14 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:14 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade --
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It's the insurance companies. Owners don't want to float trough the Hormuz w/out insurance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 07:14 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2026 07:15 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Cicero
Maybe Russia could lend them the tugs that used to accompany the Kuznetsov.
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at March 16, 2026 07:15 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:16 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (Vh9CX)
He did go on to produce a well-regarded line of electrical generators.
Posted by: Cicero
Check the ground on those
Posted by: Innocent Lil Miklos at March 16, 2026 07:16 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (pDt9x)
She is an absolute idiotic attention whore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos
Is the Kuznetsov the one burns old tires for power?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: RebeccaH at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (VFung)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:10 PM (Vh9CX)
Leftardism breeds the lying backstabbing disloyalty needed to rise in party ranks. This is another way they have managed to put commies everywhere.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:19 PM (vE0+H)
Irish leftists are a filthy pestilence. Take away all their potatoes.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:19 PM (fd80v)
Not I, said the Micks
Not I, said the Krauts
Not I, said the Frogs
Posted by: Henny Penny's Naval Armada
Clogs and Krauts,
Frogs and Sprouts
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
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Very good idea. We take the island, we take the strait, we take the oil. We have all the oil. We set the price.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 07:19 PM (3ChHB)
Because he spilt his seed upon the ground.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 07:12 PM (Vh9CX)
He did go on to produce a well-regarded line of electrical generators.
Posted by: Cicero
Oh, yes, Cummins. Very reliable.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 07:19 PM (a+4eV)
Jewish Bankers refusing to loan to Jewish Merchants until Jewish Insurance Agents would cover the cost of shipping during Jewish Wars.
*Tucker Laugh*
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 07:20 PM (erF49)
After crashing his car, which was packed with fireworks and gasoline jugs, he exchanged fire with an armed security guard before eventually fatally shooting himself after becoming stuck in the blazing vehicle.
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When I first saw this reported, I wondered why he didn't detonate the 500 lb of explosive in the car. Now I know there weren't 500 lb of explosive in the car. There were sparklers and gas cans. What a sad feckless turd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 07:21 PM (krI25)
Who the US let into this country, because we have a violent Fifth Column which is always recruiting new soldiers to attack us from within.'
Would that Trump and his administration put all the attention and effort into stomping the Fifth Column out and ensuring it never regain power.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:21 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 07:21 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 07:21 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 07:19 PM (a+4eV)
Judges would have also accepted "Tecumseh"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:22 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2026 07:22 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 16, 2026 07:22 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:23 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (pDt9x)
She is an absolute idiotic attention whore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:17 PM (I40wl)
Charge of the Neckbeard Brigade.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
They consider themselves Big and Important Citizens of the World, not puny little citizens of some puny little country.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Q+gd/)
Probably by 2030.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2026 07:15 PM (AkEZC)
Not even a joke
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: the dandy at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (8l8nW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen threatens to defund the military during an active operation in Iran.
VAN HOLLEN: "The best tool we have is to say no more dollars."
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Not that he's an anti-American, Islamic terrorist loving scumbag or anything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:25 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Forgot his punk, and the lighter too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 07:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)
Buccees would have been nice
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:25 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 07:25 PM (u73oe)
"Because of the war, I want to be here. I have to be here, I feel."
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (Ot/FD)
140 Not only was Jasmine Crockette’s security guy impersonating police but he was driving around in a car with stolen USG plates and he set up a fraudulent business using fake ids to get get legitimate police working for him off duty.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2026 07:22 PM
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Keepin' it real. By keepin' it fake. Sister Jasmine has nothing to regret, she can hold her head high, nostrils flared.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (krI25)
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 07:21 PM (WMMXg)
Dad joke, from my dad: St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Alaska, too.
Well? Do you see any snakes in Alaska?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (I40wl)
When I first saw this reported, I wondered why he didn't detonate the 500 lb of explosive in the car. Now I know there weren't 500 lb of explosive in the car. There were sparklers and gas cans. What a sad feckless turd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Someone mentioned a long ago interview with a top Israeli official. The interviewer marveled at their ability to always one off the enemy. The official replied, first you must consider our adversary.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (3ChHB)
- Britain, France, Germany
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 07:28 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: tcn in AK
There are some odd 'pins' on those maps.
I think one had the London Eye on it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 07:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Keepin' it real. By keepin' it fake. Sister Jasmine has nothing to regret, she can hold her head high, nostrils flared.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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She was taken advantage of...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 07:29 PM (3ChHB)
The Irish know they have no greater foe than the fella that used to live down the block and now gets a government paycheck
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 07:30 PM (rbvCR)
'The ability of people who hate their countries to become leaders of their countries is very strange. It's far too consistent across far too many countries to be a fluke.'
I couldn't have put this any better. It was baffling to me until I started applying a conspiratorial schema to it. There is an organized effort.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 07:30 PM (fd80v)
Hey, Madam President of Ireland, St. Patrick's Day celebrates PATRICK, not the snakes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 07:32 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 07:35 PM (Li94Y)
Well? Do you see any snakes in Alaska?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 07:26 PM (I40wl)
Snow snakes. Travel in pairs. One holds you down and the other packs snow up you ass. Very dangerous.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 07:37 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 07:23 PM (pDt9x)
Saw them live in Denver some years ago. A really good, underrated metal band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
My guess is the U.S. Navy could absolutely secure the straight themselves. But...why? The rest of the world has fucking ships. They are the ones that need to oil. Let them secure it.
It's about teaching these people that THEY need to fight for things that matter as well.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 16, 2026 08:04 PM (HRH9e)
I think that is exactly the point the U.S. is making - they NEED us. Hence all the petty bullshit needs to stop. We ask for a 10% tariff, well, that pays for us taking out the trash and keeping the peace. For a long time, every country on Earth looked at the U.S. as Uncle Sugar and a weak mark. I love the idea of being on call - but making it clear, it is going to cost you something to have us do this sort of stuff.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 16, 2026 08:12 PM (HRH9e)
Half the ships can be sent home. The rest are just on alert, ready to strike if Iran gets frisky. They we just let Iran...simmer for a bit. Supply weapons and intelligence to any rebels that pop up. But otherwise just observe. And strike the IRGC whenever hey poke their heads out.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 16, 2026 08:16 PM (HRH9e)
Posted by: BobtheBilder at March 16, 2026 10:52 PM (XdDxi)
Quick Hits
Three protesters were arrested Wednesday after a confrontation outside the Arkansas Governor's Mansion in Little Rock during an event featuring Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk. Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders hosted the event to promote an education initiative encouraging "Club America" chapters at high schools. "I had the privilege of calling [Charlie Kirk] a friend and seeing firsthand the movement he built," Sanders said. "Bringing Club America chapters to Arkansas high schools will help continue that mission and inspire the next generation of leaders." About 30 protesters gathered outside the mansion, the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette reported. Arkansas State Police said a physical altercation broke out between protesters and event attendees. Videos posted online show the chaos escalating as protesters, bystanders, and law enforcement join the scuffle.
Arkansas Protest governor’s mansion part 2 #arkansas #fyp pic.twitter.com/ZEcDCh6hqA
— LRHN cash (@LRHN_Cash) March 11, 2026
ICYMI: Suspended Bexar County Judge Rosie Speedlin Gonzalez — indicted in January on unlawful restraint and official oppression charges after ordering a defense attorney handcuffed in court — LOST her Democratic primary last week. https://t.co/1ViXuCrEII pic.twitter.com/b0QTWzoth8
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 11, 2026
My contacts in Mossad tell me this is a precise reconstruction of how it went down
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) March 15, 2026
pic.twitter.com/fa4wZvaRHr
This year's design--debuting exclusively with Vanity Fair--is especially unique. The theater has been designed to represent a calming garden courtyard, with greenery woven throughout it. It's an ode to this year's pointedly handmade theme--"A Human Touch"--as well as an attempt to create what feels like a relaxing space in a chaotic world. "There is an unsettled nature around the climate right now, and there's just something very calming about being surrounded by architecture, but having this space for trees to grow," Billingsley tells Vanity Fair. "We are exploring the contrast between the organic and the rigidly architectural, and that creates the feeling that life can exist anywhere."And beneath the veneer: Here's the reality underneath what Hollywood wants you to see:
Oscars for 3 hours straight, this is the mess they leave behind for the immigrant workers to clean up. pic.twitter.com/n4B1g6P8dc
— Antonio Sabato Jr (@AntonioSabatoJr) March 16, 2026
LHGrey™️
@grey4626 Ahhh...the Dolby Theatre the morning after: a once-hallowed coliseum of counterfeit grandeur now gutted into a rancid abattoir of shattered bottles, crumpled prestige, and the stench of three hours' worth of performative excess. This isn't "cleanup." This is the autopsy report on Hollywood itself...pathological, terminal, and perfectly representative of the psychic refuse that slithered through its velvet seats. These are not artists. They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste. Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence. It's textbook projection pathology: preach "diversity," "sustainability," "empathy" for the cameras, then treat the working class like disposable wet wipes for your celebrity bullshit. Psychologically, it's exquisite in its lethality. Decades of unchecked adulation have produced a sub-species of human whose prefrontal cortex has atrophied into pure entitlement. They are incapable of object permanence when it comes to consequence; the mess simply ceases to exist once they exit the building. This photo is the mirror they refuse to face...literal filth mirroring the spiritual gangrene rotting beneath the Botox and the scripted tears. Hollywood isn't "problematic." It's a metastatic tumor: malignant, self-replicating, and leaving necrotic sludge in its wake for the proles to excise. Fuck their golden statues. Fuck their standing ovations. Fuck their three-hour circle-jerk of self-congratulation. This trashed mausoleum is the only honest Oscar they earned last night...the trophy of their own degeneracy, captured in high definition for anyone with eyes and a spine to see. The immigrants they exploit will clean it. The rest of us will remember it. And the Hollywood trash will pretend, once again, that none of it ever happened.
Every. Single. Timepic.twitter.com/x2wQmi4rtW
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) March 15, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2026 05:42 PM (/HDaX)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
That's a shame.
/Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (/HDaX)
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Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
Governor Sandwrs should have given law enforcement the 👎🏻 and let the proceed to pass out hickory shampoos.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 05:46 PM (NcUvK)
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Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 05:46 PM (YwEeS)
Make Nightsticks Great Again
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:46 PM (70RNb)
The whole Jim Crow/Civil Rights Movement thing really took the fun out of being a K-9 Cop, I am thinking.
Probably also hurt Fire hose Sales.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:47 PM (erF49)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:45 PM (70RNb)
"To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn." - The Sphinx
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2026 05:47 PM (/HDaX)
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Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:45 PM (70RNb)
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It's like the uglification is the point.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 05:48 PM (cxFcK)
This is nothing compared to the mephitic residue whenever penguins 'happy feet' through the Café. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)
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Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:49 PM (70RNb)
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Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
It's one of those numbers stations on short wave.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Cqx++)
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Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:49 PM (m/YDg)
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she looks like Wes Studi from Last Of The Mohicans
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 05:50 PM (ZxPkt)
After the game, clean-up crew divided into two teams, one for each half of the stands. Crew on the Japanese side had almost literally nothing to do, place was as clean as it was before the game. They mostly napped in the seats, and taunted their colleagues on the other side of the stadium, who had plenty of cleaning to do.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2026 05:50 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 05:50 PM (CO2jt)
Ummm … that thing ain’t super-lesbian. It’s sub-human.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:50 PM (m/YDg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:50 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:45 PM (70RNb)
"To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn." - The Sphinx
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
Fun fact: Wes Studi (who just turned 7
was raised in Oklahoma and spoke only Cherokee until he was six years old. I don't know why, but I find that cool.Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 05:51 PM (cxFcK)
I would not even Boink it/they/them/who/what/where with Bill Clinton's Wanker !!!!!!!!!!
Barf City here we come ............
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 16, 2026 05:51 PM (jgBQB)
"People are crazy and times are strange. I used to care, but things have changed." - Bob Dylan
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (70RNb)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM
Burma Shave!
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:49 PM (m/YDg)
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No, she's a tourist who wants to feel like she is smart and politically aware.
Those are the people who will peel away as the core cadre gets rounded up and the organizers' funding is seized.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Cqx++)
Think Duga.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (/HDaX)
Unfortunate, as that would be the one reason I'd have voted for it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)
Ummm … that thing ain’t super-lesbian. It’s sub-human.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:50 PM (m/YDg)
Yo, Elric I would do it... Hey a F**k is a F**k... Look what I am married too !!!!! The creature from Predator ...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 16, 2026 05:53 PM (jgBQB)
Wes Studi is third after Sonny Landham and Graham Greene and tied with Chief Dan George for all-time Indian Badasses.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:54 PM (70RNb)
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Could have used two words and described it accurately: circle jerk.
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Posted by: sifty boones
Iron Eyes Cody sheds a tear by the side of the rode. (Actually, I read he was some Bohunk. )
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 05:57 PM (cxFcK)
Only Homosexuals watch movies.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:57 PM (erF49)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:54 PM (70RNb)
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Magua was awesome.
I think Greene had the most range. Could be scary but also hilarious and harmless.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (xOo4o)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:57 PM (erF49)
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Right, so did you watch any?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sifty boones
Mo Brings Plenty is #01.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (NcUvK)
The one before was Macbeth and that was shortly before Trump got elected, so at least 10 years.
But even in the heathen Communist toilet Denver, nobody left aftermath like that. At least not ten years ago.
I think if a mob left that behind at the theater in this town, someone would call the cops and demand restitution.
These Hollywood bigshots are just like pigs at a trough.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Geraldo at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 05:58 PM (pDt9x)
Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
·
2h
NBC has a shocking poll that reflects the shift in the Democratic Party. Today, only 13 percent of Democrats have a positive view of Israel. 17 percent favor Israel over the Palestinians.
I think we have solved the woke right mystery….they need an audience to keep them employed and if this is the direction our country is headed, they need to be aligned. Our rewriting of history is paying off dividends for this crowd, isn’t it?
This is just scary.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Edgar K. B. Montrose
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 05:59 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Heroq
I started to watch Sinners this morning. Couldn't get 15 minutes into it. Someone wrote it was Dusk 'til Dawn with Netflix swapped characters.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 05:59 PM (cxFcK)
He should be put into stocks on the public square and
humiliated with thrown rotten fruit and vegetables.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 06:00 PM (abIsI)
Sonny gets extra points for doing porn movies under his real name and facing down a Predator with a knife.
I could listen to Greene read the phone book. He had the Morgan Freeman before Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:00 PM (xOo4o)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)
I suspect Tucker will do a Megyn Kelly and flip again after he's wetted his beak on the middle east money.
Of course, he could stay bought if it were dangerous to do otherwise.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Y8DZL)
I think we have solved the woke right mystery….they need an audience to keep them employed and if this is the direction our country is headed, they need to be aligned. Our rewriting of history is paying off dividends for this crowd, isn’t it?
This is just scary.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Wmg4n)
Nothing has changed Piper. They just aren't lying any more
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+)
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THAT'S A MAN ... er TRANNY ... er MANNY, BABY!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 06:01 PM (IZjmS)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:00 PM (xOo4o)
Then who was Yul Brenner or James Earl Jones?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 06:02 PM (IZjmS)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)
All they know is it sounds like 'Nazi-Capitalist' and it irritates all the right people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)
Well, I watched Hamnet, which was a dramatic
Take on Shakespeare and his wife. It was quite intense. but I enjoyed it and Jessie Buckley got an Oscar which I think she deserved. Hopefully, she didn't make any stupid political comments, but I didn't watch the program so I don't know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 06:03 PM (fQqaC)
Da fuq?
Posted by: Zombie Chief Wahoo (Ed) McDaniel at March 16, 2026 06:03 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: sifty boones
There was a quarterback from Washington who was Native American with the coolest name ever: Sonny Sixkiller. He was in the first Longest Yard with Burt Reynolds.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 06:03 PM (cxFcK)
Jay Silverheels laugh at your tough guy ijnun talk, white eyes.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Wmg4n)
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No, it was completely foreseeable. Go back 30 years ago and you could see how the constant accusations of anti-Semitism any time a conservative piped up was grating on people. There was also the Crown Heights example, and instead of addressing actual bigotry in the Dem coalition, the leaders decided to just ignore it.
Actually, they continued to support it, tolerating it and funding organizations that pushed it because it brought them needed votes. And so here we are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)
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Not that shocking if you’ve been paying attention.
But American Jews will still vote for Dems in large majorities. Which is the real shocking part.
Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (vSvIl)
@JonathanTurley
·
2h
NBC has a shocking poll that reflects the shift in the Democratic Party. Today, only 13 percent of Democrats have a positive view of Israel. 17 percent favor Israel over the Palestinians.
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Now do a poll with Iran instead of Palestinians. I suspect it may even be more scary.
Posted by: Decaf at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (OP9Gm)
Yul Brynner (named after the practice of eating breakfast foods for dinner) was a dick in real life by all accounts. James Earl Jones and Sean Connery in a whole other class by himself.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:05 PM (xOo4o)
Ed Driscoll, expert.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 16, 2026 06:05 PM (sl73Y)
......
How many of those plastic bottles were full of pee?
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 06:06 PM (UjdFS)
I could listen to Greene read the phone book. He had the Morgan Freeman before Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: sifty boones
Then who was Yul Brenner or James Earl Jones?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Or John Houseman.
https://youtu.be/S_LA4gJeCio
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 06:06 PM (Cqx++)
Oscars for 3 hours straight, this is the mess they leave behind for the immigrant workers to clean up.
......
Waiting for someone to say the picture is fake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 06:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 06:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:08 PM (xOo4o)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 16, 2026 06:09 PM (VPPG8)
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (vSvIl)
It's kinda French and really cold until about May.
But I've heard it's nice to visit (nice, not 'cheap'), and they have an underground pedestrian pathway under a lot the downtown if you don't want to freeze on the surface.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 06:09 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)
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County judge.
Local election.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 06:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass
MTG always gave me a weird vibe. So does Boebert and Nancy Mace.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 06:10 PM (cxFcK)
Guy from Brooklyn who taught me to pull cable back in '94 used to say this all the time. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:10 PM (xOo4o)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 06:10 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)
you didn't watch k-pop demon hunters?
*stink eye*
Posted by: anachronda at March 16, 2026 06:11 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 06:12 PM (xOo4o)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 06:12 PM (YsPj+)
......
How many of those plastic bottles were full of pee?
forty-two!
Posted by: deep thought at March 16, 2026 06:13 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 06:14 PM (erF49)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:54 PM (70RNb)
What? No love for Burt Reynolds or Charles Bronson?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 16, 2026 06:14 PM (GjEvj)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 06:14 PM (sAmhv)
@grey4626
They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste.
.......
Almost moron-worthy poetry.
Just needs a few more swear words.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 06:15 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 06:04 PM (vSvIl)
Yeah, just ask Shoresy. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2026 06:15 PM (wvc0i)
He should be put into stocks
hmmm.... *scribbles note* ipo
Posted by: taqqiya qatarlson at March 16, 2026 06:15 PM (v3pYe)
If I'm running a classy theater for rich guys wearing $5000 jackets, I'll furnish it accordingly and I think I should expect that it shouldn't look like 300 junkies spontaneously exploded in their seats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 06:16 PM (BI5O2)
this year's pointedly handmade theme--"A Human Touch"
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Uh-huh. They're dreading AI, and they should.
AI doesn't leave gutters of refuse, trash the IP (lookin' at you, Snow White girl), get $20mil plus a percentage, throw tantrums on the set, make other cast and crew wait for three hours while they sober up, and generally act like psychotic honey badgers. I wish I could be alive for the time when historians write about the days of the Hollywood Celebrity -- a bizarre flare-up in the social psyche that occurred from the early 20th to the mid-21st centuries, another of those unbelievable tales of How We Once Lived.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 06:16 PM (y2OcL)
Look how many women were in that lineup of mug shots in Texas of antifa felons.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 16, 2026 06:18 PM (2Ez/1)
They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste.
_______
I don't know, they sound like artists to me.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 16, 2026 06:19 PM (AlhUl)
More like "eat where they shit".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 06:19 PM (NcUvK)
I don't need bad weather
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 06:21 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 16, 2026 06:22 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 06:22 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 06:22 PM (ti1MH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Vvh2V)
Only Homosexuals watch movies.
Posted by: garrett
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Right, so did you watch any?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Cannot wait for TJM to see that.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 06:23 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 16, 2026 06:23 PM (wBaIH)
Man, that theatre. I remember some of the posts about massive conservative gatherings where people brought garbage bags and the place was even cleaner when they left than when they got there.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b)
It's important that you listen to the distinguished artists and what they have to say!
The Bass-Newsome regimes will make it impossible to make movies or even visit L.A. within the next few years.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 06:24 PM (Y8DZL)
Confirmed...
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)
More like "eat where they shit".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
.......
I thought that was Bollywood.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 06:22 PM (ti1MH)
The only blood, shit, and semen there was in locker room.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 06:24 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: friendly chinese robot company at March 16, 2026 06:26 PM (v3pYe)
Quick question, if anyone would know, how is Montreal as a place to visit?
Posted by: Methos
*Cheese eating surrender monkeys that speak french, eat snails, and are commie cocksuckers.
(*Morons in good standing that live there not included)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 06:27 PM (QVmho)
That's the feeling I get from that photo of Hollywood's Big Event.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 06:28 PM (BI5O2)
My fellow Christians: some DoD contractors were paid to divide Protestants & Catholics over the issue of Israel.
It's a psy-op. It's fake.
These articles are AI-generated junk pushed through a fake account called "Insurrection Barbie."
She's a convicted felon. Not a pastor."
Not sure why I followed Emerald, but this was interesting. I'd heard of Insurrection Barbie (here?) but did not know anything about the identity. There is such a flood of fakes out there, hard to keep up.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 06:29 PM (vbXSk)
My husband and I had my immigration interview at the US Consulate in Montreal, we stayed 2 days and really loved it. We went in Aug, weather was perfect, everyone spoke English, taxi drivers were crazy and plenty of shopping and friendly people.
Flying onto the Island of Montreal is exciting and the death-defying taxi ride from the airport to the hotel was a flat fee through highways being expanded and wannabee race car drivers! We wished we had planned a longer visit.
Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2026 06:29 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 06:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 06:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2026 06:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 06:32 PM (PYyV9)
Millions may die....
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 06:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:33 PM (Ia/+0)
My fellow Christians: some DoD contractors were paid to divide Protestants & Catholics over the issue of Israel.
It's a psy-op. It's fake.
These articles are AI-generated junk pushed through a fake account called "Insurrection Barbie."
She's a convicted felon. Not a pastor."
Not sure why I followed Emerald, but this was interesting. I'd heard of Insurrection Barbie (here?) but did not know anything about the identity. There is such a flood of fakes out there, hard to keep up.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 06:29 PM (vbXSk)
You also have Chinese internet water armies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2026 06:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 06:34 PM (noPDf)
My fellow Christians: some DoD contractors were paid to divide Protestants & Catholics over the issue of Israel.
It's a psy-op. It's fake.
These articles are AI-generated junk pushed through a fake account called "Insurrection Barbie."
She's a convicted felon. Not a pastor."
Not sure why I followed Emerald, but this was interesting. I'd heard of Insurrection Barbie (here?) but did not know anything about the identity. There is such a flood of fakes out there, hard to keep up.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 06:29 PM (vbXSk)
who the fuck is EmeraldRobinson ? another one of the woke reich trash no doubt.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 06:36 PM (GD0B3)
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Okay, thanks everyone.
I just found out my Dad and sister (and her kids) are headed there for spring break, and none of them has the sense to consider security, but based on (all of) your descriptions, it sounds okay.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 06:36 PM (vSvIl)
Ahhhh, Juicyfruit.
Posted by: Heirloominati at March 16, 2026 06:37 PM (erhDr)
Kharg island
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)
Millions may die....
Posted by: Stateless
Weather pron is a ratings bonanza!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 06:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Time to see how badly Iran is kicking US ass....
Lying mf'ers...
Posted by: Stateless
Tousi going live at 7:00.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Out the window, my house meteorologist, light rain, no obvious wind.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 16, 2026 06:42 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2026 06:43 PM (cxFcK)
Almost a million followers, "followed by Mike Benz, and 49 others you follow", and I don't follow Wokesters. Used to be with Newsmax and OANN ... like I said, no idea why I followed her, but I don't think she is Woke. There are a lot of PsyOps, I forget if people here like Insurrection Barbie or not.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 06:47 PM (PYyV9)
― George Orwell, 1984
Easily identified by the weirdly colored hair and nose rings.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 16, 2026 06:57 PM (qZdIZ)
All Nine Antifa/Trantifa Terrorsts Convicted by Federal Court; This is the First Time Antifa/Trantifa Has Been Convicted of Domestic Terrorism
The terrorist attack took place on July 4, 2025. Wikipedia calls this clear domestic terror attack an "incident."
The 2025 Alvarado ICE facility incident, alternately the Prairieland ICE detention center incident, occurred at the Prairieland Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Detention Center in Alvarado, Texas, United States, on the evening of July 4, 2025. Officials say that eleven individuals, some in black clothing or body armor, set off fireworks and vandalized parked vehicles and a guard structure outside the center. A person in a nearby wooded area allegedly opened fire with a rifle after local police responded; an Alvarado police officer was shot in the neck and released from the hospital a short time later. Eleven individuals were arrested soon afterward; within the ensuing month, the alleged shooter was arrested after a manhunt, and five alleged associates were arrested. On October 16, 2025, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) unsealed terrorism charges against two suspects, and in a social media post, United States Attorney General Pam Bondi said the two men were part of "antifa", which she characterized as a "left wing terrorist organization." Major media organizations said this is the first time the DOJ has charged anyone with terrorism in connection with alleged antifa activities, mirroring statements made by FBI director Kash Patel. In October, an eighteenth person was arrested on a state charge of aiding in the commission of terrorism.[3] In January 2026, a nineteenth person was arrested. Supporters of the defendants refer to them as the Prairieland 19. Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.Sure. Nine of the terrorists were just convicted.
In a first, nine Texas Antifa members found guilty on federal terror charges
In a historical first, nine people have been convicted by a federal jury on domestic terrorism charges connected to Antifa. The group was accused of being a part of the North Texas Antifa Cell, and was found guilty of rioting, using weapons and explosives, providing material support to terrorists, obstruction, and attempted murder, the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Northern District of Texas announced Friday evening. The group was convicted of the attempted murder of an Alvarado, Texas, police officer and correctional officers at the Prairieland ICE Detention Center occurring on July 4, 2025. The convictions came after a 12-day trial beginning Feb. 23, which included 45 witnesses and more than 210 exhibits. The first conviction of its kind comes six months after The Center Square asked President Donald Trump if he would designate Antifa a domestic terror organization following the rise of left-wing political violence. In response, the president officially designated the group a terror organization a week later. Several Antifa cells in Europe have since been designated foreign terror organizations.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y2OcL)
Phew. None of that content-reading for ME.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (7Cdr7)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (t/Eo5)
Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.
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Watching these lions turn into gutless, whimpering, paw-licking cubs is going to be the best part of the show. I hope the cameras are there for the sentencing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (rH1sR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (PmzbF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (y2OcL)
Remarkable how cosplaying tough guys turns out to not be nearly as much fun as they expected.
Chickenshit yutes who really thought they were heroes.
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: purely an academic question at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (F/35S)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (VE6XX)
Now: Well, its not really terrorism just because they were shooting at cops. I mean, they were angry you know?
Posted by: The left at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (aTgV0)
I hope they get life plus.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (PmzbF)
Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)
Chickenshit yutes who really thought they were heroes.
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (I40wl)
There's a new sheriff in town. They thought Kumswala would win and they'd be protected. FAFO, bishes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Roll them all up at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (d8StR)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Senile at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)
3 AWFLs (Savanna, Autumn, and Meagan)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
1 ?-gender (Benjamin)
What a clown car.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Judge kahmaniwannalaya at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (fsX9w)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)
Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.
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The legal defense theory here is yes they had guns, but they thought the plan was to shoot them in the air?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:33 PM (hZ1gu)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 04:33 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (WMMXg)
Texas has the DP.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
This was federal court, and I'm not sure death is authorized for anything that doesn't kill someone.
So, I think the best is life + years in consecutive sentence.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
____
Antifa has people in staff positions for elected politicians in France, and probably in many other countries. A declaration like that should be interesting.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (dtajH)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (d8StR)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (x29G8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (BI5O2)
So, I think the best is life + years in consecutive sentence.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (WMMXg)
Well, that certainly sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (MIIRH)
that's nothing. i used to have hanging gardens.
Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)
Interesting.
Posted by: Vlad at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (d8StR)
Posted by: THAT'S A MAN BAYBEE at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (KAi1n)
I guess we can assume presidential pardons for these mutants should Democrats regain the White House.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (hZ1gu)
The legal defense theory here is yes they had guns, but they thought the plan was to shoot them in the air?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Yes, they had bullets, but the plan was to hit some high-flying turkeys and prepare dinners for orphans.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM
This, too, is the story of quality picante sauce, or the lack thereof.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (hZ1gu)
Maybe the State of Texas can charge them in case....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (VE6XX)
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The legal defense theory here is yes they had guns, but they thought the plan was to shoot them in the air?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Legal prosecution theory - Bank Robbery Getaway Driver:
Even if you never stepped foot in the bank, you are every bit as guilty as those that did.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (NcUvK)
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I guess the jury didn't watch the movies, either.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (yFLFB)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (PmzbF)
Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)
I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04
Let them pardon nine desiccated pike-heads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (BI5O2)
I don't think Autumn is an AWFL
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater
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You have a point. Might have to move Autumn into the ?-gender column.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (pvf3X)
Nadler : go away can't you see I'm shitting my pants here?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (YsPj+)
has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.
“Accused of being part of Antifa” That’s all anyone can ever say, cause Antifa isn’t a really organization.
Guilty of being against fascism? Aren't we all?! That's an odd thing to accuse someone of unless you are a fascist. ...but Antifa doesn't exist... so I am very confused.
Wearing black clothing, using signal app, turning off your phones tracking, bringing weapons to a protest but leaving them in your car. This is all it took to "prove" that it was a coordinated attack by terrorists.
Just for reference, your first sentence is what a lot of people do for protests these days. A lot of protest organizers actually recommend you do these things as it makes it harder to identify you in the increased surveillance state we live in.
Branding matters. I don't know who decided shortening "anti-fascist" to "antifa" was a good idea, but they absolutely rat fucked things by doing it.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Vlad "
You're into posts, right?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)
Hanging gardens would provide a bit of curb appeal.
Posted by: Vlad at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (d8StR)
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (KAi1n)
Anemic White Male Liberal
Posted by: AWML at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (TbWk/)
has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.
LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)
That was more likely Assyria, set up by Sennacherib (otherwise famous for coming in 2nd place in his attack on Jerusalem, A for effort tho').
Interesting.
Posted by: Vlad at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (d8StR)
Well, they say Ashurbanipal used to go on picnics with his wife, where their enemies' heads were hanging on fruit trees.
Jewish tradition rightly has little good to say of Babylon, but Nabukadrezzar II was a softie compared to the sadists running the ex-kingdom to their north.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (CwhoI)
____
I'm on it....
*steps into phone booth to change*
Posted by: Mild Mannered Law Clerk James Boasberg at March 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 04:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (YsPj+)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
The left is freaking out over censorship and suppression of free speech and HOW DARE YOU.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)
I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)
Never heard of that .... We were there about 6 years ago... My Great Grandfather is buried there ,and I didn't know that...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Rex B at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Not sure if trolling. Funny either way.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (yFLFB)
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)
That's a different Goliad. He's talking about the one with cannon and the cool flag.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: Joy Reid at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
3 AWFLs (Savanna, Autumn, and Meagan)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
1 ?-gender (Benjamin)
What a clown car.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (y2OcL)
I’d say Autumn and Megan are both men on estrogen.
Possibly even Savanna, but this one looks like an actual chick.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (VtwAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Phil McCracken at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (54xGi)
Posted by: Heywood at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (/1l9x)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
This is the hell that millennials have given us
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
Well, you'll have to talk to the Communists that started it in 1929, pea-brain.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: Morpheus at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (dmDsy)
Did they have membership cards? It not an organization unless they have membership cards.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
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The International Butt-Pounding Faggots Association isn't really an organization either, but they definitely exist.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (5aZAZ)
NGOs can be proven to be the 'enterprise' by following the money. FFS, even the DNC.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Vh9CX)
Oh yeah, and throw Bad Bunny in too, just for style points.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:45 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 16, 2026 04:46 PM (ssz2a)
Wait whoa hol' up! Do they have membership cards?! Do they have at least a biweekly meeting at a designated location? A board of directors and elected officers?! What about a weekly coffee social? NO? Yeah that's NOT an organization, you fuckin NAZI!
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:46 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
Nah, you’re just stupid.
Confusion is often a side effect of being an idiot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: fd
Knowing my luck, my Cardboard AoS HQ membership card will arrive JUST as Newsom takes office and begins his purges.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM
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Not one mention by any of these dingbats that the antifa group shot at ICE agents unprovoked, planned in advance, with clear intent to murder, and actually scored some hits. They're actually lucky they weren't all shot to pieces.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (hZ1gu)
There have been witness intimidation issues, and jury threats. But antifa doesn’t exist.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Oh, like, with a cloth?
Yeah, suck on that, you fuckers!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton RULES!!!!! at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (MIIRH)
Shot with tranq guns, maybe. The tigers like their Communists on the hoof.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: ballistic
You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)
I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)
Never heard of that .... We were there about 6 years ago... My Great Grandfather is buried there ,and I didn't know that...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)
Here's the song, referencing Jeremiah 8:22:
https://shorturl.fm/iSJyu
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (WMMXg)
Posted by: ballistic
How do you join!?!?!!?
Uh....asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)
Its a serious problem with most of modern American churches. When they aren't leftist cant or health and wealth gospel, they are so heavily controlled by women that men feel like its going into hostile territory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)
@Rightanglenews
2h
"BREAKING - New analysis of “comic” Dave Smith’s viral post, in which he justifies Islamist attacks on America, shows that roughly 90 to 95% of the accounts reposting it are foreign or radical Islamist accounts."
you don't say ! I think he too should ride at dawn.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
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Knew I was forgetting something.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)
that's nothing. i used to have hanging gardens.
Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)
Hanging gardens of Semiramis.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:50 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: It's me donna
I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong
No, that's the big guy David killed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ)
Kinda like obama.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: That Weird New Betting Site...WHOOPS! at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 04:52 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)
He (?) was joking. The balm in question is from *Giliad*.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Anarchists are just Communists that aren't part of your local Communists.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sid at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (SYjPE)
Posted by: It's me donna
I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong
No, that's the big guy David killed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)
No that's the sequel to the Odyssey when it turns out Helen was the big bad all along.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (vSvIl)
Meaning...There was one shooter, but a whole bunch of people who participated in the set up of the shooting.
So, all of them got charged with attempted murder, not just the shooter.
And this is where I hope I am wrong, but only the shooter got convicted of attempted murder. His co-conspirators got convicted on basically aiding and abetting, but were found not guilty of attempted murder.
Am I right? Or wrong?
Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (1NQQ5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 04:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 16, 2026 04:55 PM (I9a5Z)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 04:56 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 04:56 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 16, 2026 04:57 PM (bXbFr)
The shooter is facing life.
I guarantee they were all offered plea deals: Turn on Antifa and walk.
They all rolled the dice that this was Portland, OR. Betting the guild of commie lawyers would save them.
The fact that their lawyer tried, clumsily and stupidly, to force a mistrial, should've clued them in to the caliber of attorney they'd drawn.
Die in prison, fags.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 04:57 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
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Knew I was forgetting something.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (5aZAZ)
We talked about it last meeting. But you forgot to write it down, didn't you?
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM (WMMXg)
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This person is a good example why prisons exist - some people are so stupid force and imprisonment is the only option because debate will never work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM (/lPRQ)
If "fascism" is defined (by these yayhoos) as everything these trantifags are NOT, then put me down as a fascist, yo
Posted by: imp at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Sid at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (SYjPE)
Dressing up in black uniforms and shooting at police is protesting? Who else dressed up in coordinated earth tones and attacked political opponents.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (fsX9w)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
1 ?-gender (Benjamin)
***************
Even with those hispanics those are the whiteist whites that ever whited the world with terroristic whiteness drenched on top with soylent whites
proving that karens, simps, soys and all the ghey hispanic boys are probably the greatest threats to our existence
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (hjMYN)
Who among us does not do such innocent things?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)
has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.
LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge
Some people really believe that "The Right" is trying to start a civil war because they will not accept / embrace totalitarianism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: imp at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (g6TN6)
My wife has had TV news on all afternoon and it's been Trump at his desk, making proclamations, announcements, holding meetings.
He's currently cutting up reporters' stupid questions like a hammer.
This is so much more than what I voted for. Beautiful. Classy.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ)
Kinda like obama.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (snZF9)
Nah. He has a big dick. In his ass. Regularly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (RIvkX)
See, to read their screeds, it was just a protest.
That took place late at night.
And they all just happened to be wearing black.
Seriously, that's the sole reason they are all blaming for the conviction--that they wore black.
Not the fireworks shot at the ICE vehicles and building.
Or the vandalism to draw the officers out.
Not the ambush of the officer when he did come outside.
Not that he was shot in the neck.
Not the texts and other messages among them coordinating the whole ambush in advance.
Nope.
Just a little, innocent, harmless protest on the Fourth of July.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 05:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Alpharetta, Specifically at March 16, 2026 05:02 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sid at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (SYjPE)
Dressing up in black uniforms and shooting at police is protesting? Who else dressed up in coordinated earth tones and attacked political opponents.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (fsX9w)
Earth tones? AntiFa has been doing the black thing since 1929. Because commies hate their Marxist siblings, fascists. NAZIs were the ones in earth tones. Italian fascists were also in black. Honestly, it doesn't appear all that well organized even back then.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (WMMXg)
I thought better of him than that.
I hope they take his fuckin' spoiled rotten New York City head in their next comparatively nonviolent and totally justifiable slaughter of fake-ass coastal Americans. Then he can be the most sanctimonious angel in Libertarian Heaven.
I guess the guy is gunning for the Goth Fonzie spot now that Nick Gillespie is old enough to date Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)
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They all give me a creepy Portland vibe. They look like they smell rank.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
There is another option.
Posted by: Banishment and deportation: don't care where they go, they can't stay here at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (Cqx++)
used to work as a showgirl. went by lola back then.
Posted by: anachronda at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (v3pYe)
Just a little, innocent, harmless protest on the Fourth of July.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)
Leftists are nothing if not dishonest.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (d8StR)
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Ive been watching this nonsense for over 20 years in the church and even way back then they had a serious issue trying to define what makes men manly, which resulted in a lot of stupid nonsense and how to books and church activities where men could learn to be masculine by... camping out and fishing
None of this addressed the real issue which was that they were soy beta cuck weenies brow beaten by their much more masculine karen wives
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)
Someone's trying to out-cruel Ace.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (I9a5Z)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Do they use Robert's Rules of Order?
Cause if not...
Posted by: MkY at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (q6tQZ)
- Trump doesn't have the authority to designate a domestic terrorist group
- and besides, what does that even mean
- and besides, antifa* is just an idea and isn't even an actual group or anything.
Cry moor, fags.
* I guarantee that's the first time they have ever written it with lower-case. All of a sudden. For no reason at all.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (HXT0k)
has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.
LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge
Some people really believe that "The Right" is trying to start a civil war because they will not accept / embrace totalitarianism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM
That is exactly what they want. It's why they push these lemmings to the front.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (LHPAg)
Who among us does not do such innocent things?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (8DR9B)
I am wearing all black right now! And I left my cell phone in the closet. Uh oh!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (OoFl2)
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Ive been to Portland once and that was the exact experience it left me
and this was back BEFORE they went crazy
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: fd
Knowing my luck, my Cardboard AoS HQ membership card will arrive JUST as Newsom takes office and begins his purges.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
Nope, they will restart the J6 roundup and they will find you made an inappropriate comment on the matter once on the internet.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Looks like zero. The big goose egg.
Trump looking like a fool.
Again.
Has on schedule to hit 4 bucks April 1st
It is not about immigration or transgender
IT IS THE ECONOMY STUPID
And specifically about jobs. Without jobs no consumer demand without consumer demand no jobs
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (wpIQD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (Cqx++)
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I tried the high protein Cheerios and they tasted worse than pet food.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (jgBQB)
Posted by: ballistic
You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Roberts Rules of Order.
Only real organizations follow them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 05:09 PM (pvf3X)
it's their oil lifeline not ours so when we say were done and leave don't come bitching to us when someone throws a few mines in the water and Lloyd's wets themselves and cancels all shipping policies.
Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at March 16, 2026 05:09 PM (y+RCP)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:09 PM (erF49)
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Yet the honest and fully legitimate belief of most of the J6 charged, that they were invited in by the Capitol Police who smiled and waved at them at the door, was mocked and derided--"you joined an insurrection!!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:10 PM (HXT0k)
claims to stand for what's proper and right
But they break and the burn
with no lessons learned
causing nothing but chaos and fright
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 16, 2026 05:10 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 05:11 PM (t5upi)
They are playing Sneako, too. Another literal fag.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:12 PM (erF49)
has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.
LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge
Some people really believe that "The Right" is trying to start a civil war because they will not accept / embrace totalitarianism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM
Well damn. Of course I meant the left.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 05:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM
Why wasn't in the meeting minutes that were sent out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Blind taste test?
Also, I read that as "high protein Cheetos" the first time.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 05:13 PM (yMzvn)
1. What prison are they to be held at?
2. How one could contact the canteen for .. other prisoners who may enjoy a few dozen cases of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
Just asking questions.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I regret you know the difference.
Posted by: MkY at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (q6tQZ)
The revolution is now paid fat senior citizens holding up mass produced signs in front of the social security office, 'cause that's what the angry NPO commies think people pay attention to.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:15 PM (1NQQ5)
Meanwhile, in the Netherlands.... LoL!! I, uh, kind of liked it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 05:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)
******
???
Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:17 PM (1NQQ5)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)
******
???
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ASS, our resident troll.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:18 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 05:19 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:19 PM (m/YDg)
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (FhXTo)
Meanwhile, in the Netherlands.... LoL!! I, uh, kind of liked it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 05:15 PM (sAmhv)
\m/ \m/
Lemmy would like that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (PSEDc)
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Thats why i keep asking where my cheetos are (that are edible), lol
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (REq0p)
Absolutely fucking amazing that no one in Antifa has ever been convicted of terrorism. Incomprehensible.
Posted by: red speck at March 16, 2026 05:21 PM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: DanMan at March 16, 2026 05:21 PM (8uzBS)
*******
Thanks for the knowledge.
Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:21 PM (1NQQ5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:22 PM (YsPj+)
I'm calling tranny on Autumn, Meagan, and Ines.
And wouldn't bet against Savanna.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 05:22 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 16, 2026 05:22 PM (sFNX2)
Or the vandalism to draw the officers out.
Not the ambush of the officer when he did come outside.
Not that he was shot in the neck.
Not the texts and other messages among them coordinating the whole ambush in advance.
Nope.
Just a little, innocent, harmless protest on the Fourth of July.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)
'Scuse me while I light this mortar!
Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney at March 16, 2026 05:23 PM (GhojT)
Even though there were AOK with the Gene Therapy shots that were ordered on children....
Why.... this Kennedy words for Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 05:23 PM (mP0Kj)
Absolutely fucking amazing that no one in Antifa has ever been convicted of terrorism. Incomprehensible.
Posted by: red speck
You'd think leaving stacks of bricks a predesignated sidewalk locations would at least get 'em a littering charge.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:23 PM (Y8DZL)
*******
Thanks for the knowledge.
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No problem. COBs/mods around here say that we shouldn't quote the troll and certainly not reference the number of the troll's post, because then it's harder to remove its posts. The troll has some retarded name like AliaSmithSmith, thus ass. When TJM is around ASS' posts get modified to say things like "yummy yummy shit in my mouth." Thus the 'copraphage' comment another moron made in this thread.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:25 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 05:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)
The Epoch Times Arizona
@TheEpochTimesAZ
Arizona AG and Secretary of State Threaten County Officials With Felony Charges for Cooperating With FBI
Mayes and Fontes warned all 15 county recorders that sharing voter data with the DOJ is a felony—as the FBI investigates Maricopa County's 2020 election.
https://is.gd/my2guN
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:27 PM (fV72h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:27 PM (PYyV9)
They look like the kind of "men" who'll thrive in Federal Prison.
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (FhXTo)
Antifa Fresh Fish Day at Lompoc.
"In this cell, one of us is gonna be the wife, one of us is the husband, which one are you?"
"Uhh, I guess I'm the husband."
"Okay. So get over here and suck your wife's dcik."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 05:28 PM (G2Aa6)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (erF49)
Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)
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I'm pretty sure that Bubba Clinton would be tempted ... but can't think of anyone else off the top of my head.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (fV72h)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)
There used to be a website called: AntifaAbuse.
NSFW
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)
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I've never seen one that I'd fuck with a stolen dick and someone else doing the pushing.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (5aZAZ)
Like Clarence said, "Every time an antifa goes to jail, a convict gets a new bitch."
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:31 PM (70RNb)
Posted by: BigWyo at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (/+DLo)
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"Some people did some things."
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (fV72h)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)
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I've never seen one that I'd fuck with a stolen dick and someone else doing the pushing.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (5aZAZ)
There was SpokesTits with the CHAZ. The rack was very impressive. She also gave off the pale, sweaty heroin addict look spouting commie bullshit.
So, mileage may vary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (70RNb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (+nEug)
So, mileage may vary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
There was that BAMN chick who bikelocked herself to the mirror of a truck in AZ to block traffic in Trump 1.0. Nice tits.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 05:35 PM (d8StR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 05:35 PM (4NO2D)
This catch & release has got to stop. Why are the taxpayers paying for three hots and a cot?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 05:35 PM (M9gjJ)
I'm guessing these women have a few choices. They can work to be better by not being fat and annoying.
Or they can settle for the scum who will settle for 4/10s. Those men (and some women) will enable the delusions. Might have started for these women in their childhood actually. Not every man is Uncle Knobby but those are the first men they met, and now every man who approaches them is scum.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE)
So, mileage may vary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM
and now she's the mayor.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (YsPj+)
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Newscum may find himself in the same boat #Soon -- only that will include his ChiComm masters as well ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:37 PM (oSmfk)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:37 PM (70RNb)
seriously, in today's judicial climate, it's even money these verdicts get overturned
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 05:37 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:38 PM (70RNb)
seriously, in today's judicial climate, it's even money these verdicts get overturned
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In the 5th Circuit? I don't think so.
Doomerism is more convincing when it's tethered to some sort of reality. The 1st Circuit is woke trash that is honestly worse than the 9th Circuit. The 5th Circuit is probably the most conversative of all the appeals courts.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:39 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 05:11 PM (t5upi)
How do you say "Electric Dog" in Persian?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 05:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (abIsI)
There was a cute girl in college that was very willing to get jiggy but was a revolutionary and so I was apprehensive about STD's. NSYDIC was a known rule even then.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (70RNb)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (4NO2D)
My theory is this: there are so many gays on the professional Right because gays love drama, and theatre, and performance art, and catty infighting. ConInc™ covers all that, and it's an overwhelmingly male media sector. For gays, it's all that and a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:39 PM (GSy5R)
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Wait, I was reliably informed that nothing ever happens. Antifa is never punished. This cannot be happening.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)
I'd pay a hobo top dollar to beat them with a sack of nickels until they looked like Hamburger Helper leftovers.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:42 PM (70RNb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)
I'm guessing these women have a few choices. They can work to be better by not being fat and annoying.
Or they can settle for the scum who will settle for 4/10s. Those men (and some women) will enable the delusions. Might have started for these women in their childhood actually. Not every man is Uncle Knobby but those are the first men they met, and now every man who approaches them is scum.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE)
In one of the early Antifa riots in Berkeley against the Patriots and Proud Boys one of the distraction agents was a fairly attractive woman who was getting in the face of a patriot. At some point he just hauled up and punched her in the jaw and knocked her block off.
Were a lot fewer attractive ones in subsequent matches.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (/HDaX)
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One could conclude that, perhaps, certain public officials in Arizona have something they desperately want to hide.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: sifty boones
For sale OTC 24/7/365.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)
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This is why men prefer conservative Catholic parishes.
Posted by: Decaf at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (OP9Gm)
Less free time, more productivity.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: fd at March
And the obligatory secret handshake.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (1biuY)
Why give Kaya that zap?
Nothin' but a dawg, akhi
She nothin' but a bitch to me
Posted by: Hasan "Doggstyle" Piker at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (gKWVE)
The Roman Catholic Church is far, far from immune to the same problems.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (PYyV9)
#OscarsSoWoke
Before that: Actor Jerry O'Connell said his wife and daughters became physically violent when he said that the Democrats should have had a primary rather than coronate sure-loser Kamala Harris.
He wasn't even saying he supported Trump. He was a bitter Democrat angry that the party had shot itself in the foot. And for this, his wife and daughters began cursing him and became physical.The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox Jerry O'Connell reveals his liberal daughters were "filled with RAGE" and "became PHYSICAL" with him when he criticized Kamala Harris as a candidate. O'CONNELL: "If I say this, will I stay married? Blow it over here." MAHER: "Sounds like you're going to blow it over here." O'CONNELL: "The night of the [2024] election... I was watching late at night, the returns, and I'll be honest with you, I didn't think Trump was going to win. I live in California. I didn't think he was going to win from what I was hearing." "I said something along the lines of, like, 'There was no planning.' 'This is what they get.' 'There should have been a primary.'" "I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?" "My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage." "So if I am being careful with you in how I say things... I live with not one, not two, but three people who, if I made any kind of joke, they'd become very angry with me, you know?" Once O'Connell said this, Maher saw a man who had completely lost control of his household. He bluntly told him that living in fear of your own family's reactions is no way to live: "I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but I couldn't live that way... I say what I truly think. And if it makes you angry, I'm sorry, we'll have to work that out." "I am not going to tuck my tail between my legs and just shut the f*ck up."
Jerry O’Connell reveals his liberal daughters were “filled with RAGE” and “became PHYSICAL” with him when he criticized Kamala Harris as a candidate.
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) March 16, 2026
O’CONNELL: “If I say this, will I stay married? Blow it over here.”
MAHER: “Sounds like you’re going to blow it over here.”… pic.twitter.com/65KOW1Xfip
Conan O'Brien takes a cheap shot at TPUSA's All-American Half Time show while hosting The Oscars.
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) March 16, 2026
pic.twitter.com/myMHuEx4zh
Conan O’Brien: “It’s the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for best actor. A British spokesperson said well at least we arrest our pedophiIes.”
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 16, 2026
The UK literally covered up muslim rape gangs for years and let pedos roam freepic.twitter.com/8HR5gEHoKm
So much woke. Jane Fonda talking to the ultragay "reporter" who asks nothing but political questions and about how gay movies are. It's worth remembering that the Oscars are literally the DEI Oscars, as any film nominated for an award must satisfy a laundry list of DEI requirements.
‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months.
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) March 16, 2026
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.” pic.twitter.com/LCmfveTS50
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
I coulda been a r34983r09rf2
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:30 PM (vFG9F)
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The obvious retort to this is Jimmy Saville.
Dude was knowingly preying on literal children for literally decades. The BBC knew. Lawmakers knew. They actively protected him.
Until after he died, then the recriminations started.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (Z4zOi)
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Demanding from whom?
Who is there who can make these things happen (assuming that they haven't been in effect for 6 months, that is).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (p7EWr)
'Tards Night Out!
Every short bus on the roads within a one hundred mile radius of the theater brings its passengers there and disgorges them. Once they check their hockey helmets, they are free to wander onto the red carpet and freely dump the contents of their craniums.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hVcDO)
There is some discussion about what, exactly he meant there. I mean, the audience almost certainly took that to mean "Trump" but you can throw a rock over your shoulder and hit a pedo in the Oscars crowd so... hard to say what Conan actually had in mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (XemUU)
Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (0sNs1)
Dude was knowingly preying on literal children for literally decades. The BBC knew. Lawmakers knew. They actively protected him.
Until after he died, then the recriminations started.
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And the office that very pointedly refused to look into the myriad accusations against Savile was run by none other than Sir Keir Wanker himself at the time.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (XE5AP)
Move out now before becoming a stat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (CWTWj)
he was the chubby kid in Stand By Me. Then he lost the weight and had a career as a mid-level actor in lesser movies, mostly romcoms or comedies.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Javier Bardem at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hVcDO)
Someone call 911. I think Mary is having a stroke.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?"
"My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage."
Asses beat. Divorce lawyer contacted.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
He was the fat kid in Stand by Me is what I recall.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)
My word, that Jerry fellow is the worst kind of beta.
Posted by: Seems Legit
That's not the secret knock, Vern!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (GSy5R)
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England's upper crust is...much worse than ours.
And ours is not that great. I mean...Adam Schiff is a senator, and he probably killed a black homeless dude at a drug party of a major donor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (p7EWr)
Beep
What is an example of cult behavior Alex?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)
Which is why Christopher Nolan cast a black girl for Helen of Troy and a hispanic girl for Athena. They want to be eligible for the gold statue, which means a lot to actors and really nothing to viewers.
There was a time when getting an oscar really boosted ticket and video sales but.. not so much any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)
lol
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
He was in at least one sci-fi show about 20 years ago.
So it depends on when you stopped watching TV
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)
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Wait...England arrested Jimmy Saville's corpse?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (sAmhv)
But really, all we hear about these days is how Hollywood is dying, the industry is violently contracting, everyone is out of work, AI is the future and most of the present, while post-production and filming BOTH are leaving California -- and no one even knows the Oscars happened until their feeds are full of women in weird gowns on Monday morning.
It's a goldmine for comedy, and all Conan could do was reach for old, stale material. Robert DeNiro already yelled FVCK TRUMP two administrations and eight Oscars ago.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (y2OcL)
There was a time when getting an oscar really boosted ticket and video sales but.. not so much any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)
So, the "Oscar Buzz" went the way of Blockbuster?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
There was a time when getting an oscar really boosted ticket and video sales but.. not so much any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)
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Someone should make a four part video (followed up by a 3 hour video ranking all the winners and then a 25 minute video calling the Oscars stupid) about this phenomenon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ace
Has 140 credits to his name.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (NcUvK)
And ours is not that great.
They have a history of it. There was a Victorian era belief that if you slept with a virgin girl, you would cure yourself of the clap. At least, that's what they said. And by "virgin girl" they meant "tween"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (PYyV9)
Also, who are the pedos who remain unarrested in the US, Conan? I assume that your gay and trans groomer audience thinks you are referring to Trump.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (XemUU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)
Definitely beta boy still feels like the husky kid.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Vqf0f)
Sheldon Coopers's brother.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
This does me no favors.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (jGJov)
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You rushed out to watch Anora and Nomadland once they won Best Picture, right?
Right?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (p7EWr)
But who would be that crazy??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9)
If the Hispanic girl look Mediterranean it could be fine.
But...Helen is repeatedly described as fair skinned and blonde.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
I feel like if Bill Maher is telling you how to be a man, your life is over.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (2ocoG)
Imagine being such an neutered sack of sorry to publicly tell this story. All that was missing was for him to crack open a raspberry Zima and sip it with a straw while ogling Maher's crotch.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb)
I really liked Sliders too. Sad to see him like this.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (lFFaq)
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?"
"My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage."
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What is so insane is that this is obviously a very mild comment. He's not even saying that Kamala is an idiot and shouldn't hold any office, which would be a true statement.
Also, what a friggen bubble this idiot lives in. Because his libtard friends in CA thought Kamala was a shoo-in, he thought that was reality?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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It started with The Deer Hunter, the advent of the Oscar campaign, when producers figured out that they could wine and dine the upper crust of Hollywood and get all the exposure they needed to win the awards.
It was just downhill from there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ace"
Ahhhh....yes.
Yeah. The guy who was a "that guy".
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (4xuom)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)
"I said something along the lines of, like, 'There was no planning.' 'This is what they get.' 'There should have been a primary.'"
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?"
"My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage."
Posted by: rickb223
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Did his wife and daughters ever hear about that dreamy George Clooney? Who makes you go all swoony? He had a few things to say about the way Biden became the candidate and called for a redo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
You'll never guess his secret identity.
Posted by: far cry at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (idDnf)
......
Sheldon Coopers's brother.
Posted by: wth "
Is he gay too?
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (vFG9F)
But...Helen is repeatedly described as fair skinned and blonde.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
RACIST BIGOT!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tucker at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (aTgV0)
Until after he died, then the recriminations started.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (p7EWr)
The one who protected him most? Kier Starmer.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (2ocoG)
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BWAHAHAHAHAH
True statement.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (aZm/F)
But who would be that crazy??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9)
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Probably some illiterate asshole who doesn't even have a job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (HXT0k)
Well, we "elected" Biden so...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)
They're still begging for the Epstein files to contain SOMETHING about Trump. They'll make it up if they have to.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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Became physical? I'm pretty sure I can take them on, especially your daughters. At the same time. I'll feel their, uh, pain.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
He was the fat kid in Stand by Me is what I recall.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Oiv2s)
How could the horde forget Sliders? Kari Wuhrer was in the later seasons.
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (aqZN1)
As you said in your final video, its not that the winners were bad movies (well most of them) but that they weren't the BEST movie that year and didn't win for being the most entertaining, beloved, and memorable.
Deer Hunter is well done, but its not like people would line up to see it re-released or go out of their way to buy a DVD copy. Nobody stops channel surfing to watch it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
You play make believe for a living. Make believe and dress up. You say what you’re told to say, stand where you’re to to stand, cry, laugh and scream on command.
Are you capable of an original thought? And if you are, why do you think anyone cares?
You play make believe for a living.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM
Better than what happened to mine.
Posted by: zombie Oliver Cromwell at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (0sNs1)
FREE PALESTINE
Posted by: Javier Bardem at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)
WITH PURCHASE OF TWO 'STANS AT LIST PRICE
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)
......
Sheldon Coopers's brother.
Posted by: wth
On BBT. Not Young Sheldon.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (NcUvK)
Last time I watched the Oscars was when I was still younger than Jack Benny is even today.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (5UTWB)
If the Hispanic girl look Mediterranean it could be fine.
But...Helen is repeatedly described as fair skinned and blonde.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
If they're gonna do the DEI thing, at least do it organically. It's a Greek epic. Just put in some boy-fucking and call it a day.
Buncha Greek homos.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (UGyV5)
And...before about '95 or so winning an Oscar generally meant it was an important movie. But, take 10 years ago. Does anyone care about Moonlight? I vaguely recall it was something about...dancing? With one of those gravely voiced red heads that were popular at the time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
You'll never guess his secret identity.
Posted by: far cry at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (idDnf)
He's a gay, dead Ayatollah?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (k8boH)
As you said in your final video, its not that the winners were bad movies (well most of them) but that they weren't the BEST movie that year and didn't win for being the most entertaining, beloved, and memorable.
Deer Hunter is well done, but its not like people would line up to see it re-released or go out of their way to buy a DVD copy. Nobody stops channel surfing to watch it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
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That's not a distinction I made.
I don't know what other people treasure, what the masses are looking up again after years of being released.
I just know that the Academy has never been about that. Ever. From the beginning, it was about controlling the direction of the industry.
And it made sense when that direction was actually aligned with making money. Now...control of the Oscars is control of...the Oscars. The studios spend much more money on slop for the masses that they don't think will ever win awards. Because the industry has essentially bifurcated in that regard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
Yeah there's not THAT much difference between hispanic and Greek or Trojan (don't hit me Greek horde, its true). Its just I can't stand Zendaya.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (PYyV9)
Huh? I thought One Piece was a cartoon?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
I really did like the fashion last night Piper!
they did well overall
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (aZm/F)
Rocket surgeons, the lot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
AI pron.
or so I've been told.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (XemUU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)
Stay in your lane!
Same with podcasters who think they know everything in the Situation Room! Tucker, Carlson, Kelly, and that hideous Fuentes fag.
The woman I argued with on another blog two days ago must be in quite the snit as she's vanished and raking her dirt and leaves and saving bugs. And I was nice as I can debate nice and Southern. It was not like I called her names or got mean.
I reckon she felt she could go against the wind and state her nonsense of the two fuel planes sadly crashing in mid air. Her "sources" said Cent Com is lying and a missile shot the plane down. I said otherwise and that no one knows, but I doubted the Sec of War and our President would lie to us.
She fired back that I was gaslighting (which I will never understand) and needed a mental health check. Lol. Maybe I do, but I'm basically harmless.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM
Many of us have found a home here on this very blog.
Posted by: The AoSHQ 'That Guy who says' Association at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (NtVYv)
oh God I cannot stand that girl
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)
There was a massive slavic invasion in the 6th/7th century that the Byzantines couldn't stop and did effect the ethnic makeup of the region...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)
Huh? I thought One Piece was a cartoon?
It's a very popular live action version on Netflix. The woman who plays Nami is very attractive.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
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Moonlight is the black gay movie in Miami.
Made little money. One of the peaks of Hollywood giving a bauble to the black part of the industry to try and get them to be quiet now.
It keeps not working, though, for some reason. Instead, they had to invite thousands more people into the Academy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (p7EWr)
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Promptgenix is writing some seriously good blues with AI.
GossipGoblin has been doing some crazy stuff with AI that makes current HW creativity look like kindergarten scribbles.
AI assisted will make the money and prestige of the old media empires obsolete.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (HXT0k)
unless it was the pool boy!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (XemUU)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TR at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (hazdd)
Has anybody ever re-watched "Philadelphia"? You know the Tom Hanks Oscar winner?
I have never watched a Meryl Streep Movie a second time.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (aTgV0)
WAIT he cast that no talent "I'm just here" Zendaya as Athena? That would be like casting borderline retard Matt Damon as Odysseus or something.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
Well, if California says it it must be true!
When are these people going to get over themselves?
California is a state full of stupid socialists and sidewalk bums. They have a terrible State government and stupid US senators. They are losing population. They have a terrible tax burden on their population. They SUCK.
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (pvf3X)
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?"
"My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage."
They were constitutionally incapable of actually listening to the torrents of verbal diarrhea that gushed from her piehole. All that mattered was that she sported a snizz.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (+nEug)
"What about Clint Eastwood!??!!!" the commies bleat. One rich legendary old as fuck guy who they would all blacklist if they could manage it, proves you WRONG. We are open minded!!! We love Hate has no hoooooome here you fascist nazi mother fuckerrrrr!!!!!! Dieee33 before we kill youuu!!!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (ROmwP)
This is again where I say they need to do a reboot of Looker. Its just begging to be redone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (aqZN1)
I didn't. I have the DVD box set. Kari Wuhrer was pretty cute in the beginning. Started taking a bit of a slide near the end.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (aTgV0)
I really wanted Rose Byrne to win. She did not.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)
I will never understand why musicians,singers or actors think anyone gives a hoot what they say.
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Unfortunately, people keep sticking mics in their faces and asking them.
Brad Pitt was asked what he thought of the China-Tibet situation after Seven Years in Tibet came out and he answered, "I'm a man who wears makeup." If only we had more of that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (y2OcL)
Sanctuary.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (M9gjJ)
Pretty sure it's AI animation
Paper doll- child bride on the Caliphate
youtu.be/T2-pLURiq-4
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (k8boH)
Conan is not babe in the woods when it comes to Holywood "culture"..
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3)
Never EVER go to a dinner party at Conan's place.
Posted by: Zombie Rob Reiner at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
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So. A Hollywood natural.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS)
Excellent answer.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (XvL8K)
He said they were watching Cast Away and while he was dozing he changed it to Philadelphia. His dad was like oh my God this guy has the worst luck!
Pretty funny.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)
She as a decent plastic surgeon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
1) The oscars suck and who gives a crap who wins?
2) 2025 was one of the worst years in movie history, and you win compared to the other contenders, not compared to all movies ever. Compared to the other movies and actors, that was the least awful for that year, is the best way to look at it.
Its like comparing White Castle sliders. Well that one made me vomit less powerfully and had a symmetrical bun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9)
Well we can be sure she was not smuggling a big brown beaver
Posted by: Primus at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (Vpqw1)
This Jerry O'Connell dude needs to grow a pair...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (xT8gx)
The last time I watched the Oscars was The Return of the King.
Don't think I've missed much
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Not Ben Roesthlis%B5643303442151900^HOWE/ELIJAH M ^491212000000? at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (vqA1l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (PYyV9)
yikes
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2
Practically a virgin by Hollywood standards,
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. This is according to the country's power operator. It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (ndZc7)
I'm back were I was with extra money in the bank. I usually get burned on this kind of stuff but what do I say? Not today, Death.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)
Excellent answer.
Posted by: Archimedes"
Yes...very nice.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (aTgV0)
My wife happens to agree with me about most political stuff, to the extent she even cares, which isn't much.
But she knows I don't care if she disagrees with me and I won't be changing my mind, and I won't tolerate anyone getting physical about anything, let alone some sorry ass dispute over DC mutants.
This guy needs to go and get a really good codpiece, and start watching Cobra daily, and trying to pass as a man. No, he'll never impale Brian Thompson on a giant hook and throw him in a furnace to burn alive, but maybe he'll make a worthy foe for a pickle jar someday.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (BI5O2)
Say what you like, Gwenyth wore her gown exceptionally well.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron
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I just googled it. I think she would have looked better if she'd worn the rest of the gown.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (ZLHME)
Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha at March 16, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov)
Excellent answer.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)
I don't know. It seems like even a fairly apolitical room-temp-IQ guy ought to be able to say he finds a totalitarian regime's occupation of another country to be immoral and unjustifiable.
The make-up-wearing guy couldn't keep his yap shut on the issue of gay marriage.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 03:51 PM (UGyV5)
Yeah that is the answer they always should give. "What are you asking ME for??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (vqA1l)
Give the the same attention you give to the NAACP Image Awards.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (CKIwv)
Which honestly is fine for Athena.
But she can't act. She's just "there" in every role she plays and sounds like a teenager trying to stay on good behavior around adults.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
It would've been better for me personally if she'd worn it sideways.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (Y1sOo)
I have. More than twice actually. Haven't watched it in years, but I have watched it multiple of times. It is a dreary movie but well acted (except for Streep, who is remarkably overrated). I liked it. Was it Oscar worthy? I don't know. I was probably watching Star Wars for the 8th time and Star Trek (movie came out in '79) at that stage in my life.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (4NO2D)
wuz
launchin ships
and sheit
Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha at March 16, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov)
You forgot the smoke alarm chirp.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sAmhv)
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I find it remarkably tedious and the coincidences just make it borderline comic, but it has a super-serious tone that makes it unintentionally funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (KMzr2)
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. This is according to the country's power operator. It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
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Trump is such a meanie.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)
Yeah she can look presentable as the girl who is the Prom Queen's best friend. She can read her lines as well as any high school drama student. Its just that she's presented as this super hot IT girl phenomenon superstar that keeps getting top level casting. Just, go away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)
we
wuz
launchin ships
and sheit
Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha
Did you use your face, though?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dlUX+)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (8AONa)
No one is going to war for that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
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Zegler can actually sing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (p7EWr)
Which honestly is fine for Athena.
But she can't act. She's just "there" in every role she plays and sounds like a teenager trying to stay on good behavior around adults.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
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She was quite hot with a rocking body a few years ago. But the last few years haven't been kind. She looks more masculine now, almost a tranny, and is so painfully thin she looks anorexic.
I don't remember the last movie I saw her in, but I was like "wtf happened to her?"
Unless she plans to work out and bulk up for the role, there's no way she'll have the imposing physicality to play Athena.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)
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Turn the oil machines back on!!!!
-Greta Thunberg
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (KMzr2)
She sucked and f*cked her way to the top.
"Harvey Weinstein is a GOD!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
No one is going to war for that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F)
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It's still only rumor at this point.
Could be true. Could be false. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
Seller is the one with the fish eyes. That's how I remember.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (abIsI)
There's a well known musician that hangs around here that has pretty sound political opinions.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (+nEug)
And Teh Ewok interviewed him on the now deceased AoS podcast many years ago.
Remember ace doing Bane voice?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (2ThHr)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (2ThHr)
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Like and subscribe!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr)
Could be true. Could be false. I dunno.
it certainly got people talking about the movie, so might have just been a marketing ploy
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov)
So how are various webcams still up?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Greeks at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (Dv3i1)
She's cute enough, but not the kind of face a woman goes to war over. Its the Dark Knight Rises effect, we're supposed to believe she's the one that they are fighting over??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (PYyV9)
Priyanka Chopra... Nick Jonas' wife.
Too bad she's Nick Jonas' wife.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)
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You still mad, faggot?
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM
To be fair, the Academy wasn't on a roll.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)
we
wuz
launchin ships
and sheit
Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha
DAT RAZIST!!!
Posted by: hoWaRD unIvEr5Tty grAud at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)
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When we call them cat ladies, we usually mean that they have a dozen or so of the furballs.
Not that they sit there, preening themselves, before scratching and biting you for some offense you may or may not have given.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (Sy6m/)
There are a lot of girls in hollywood like that now, foetal alcohol syndrome babies. Walleyed like a hammerhead shark.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9)
It seems like even a fairly apolitical room-temp-IQ guy ought to be able to say he finds a totalitarian regime's occupation of another country to be immoral and unjustifiable.
The make-up-wearing guy couldn't keep his yap shut on the issue of gay marriage.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Yeah, stunning, nuanced, deep, fact-packed opinion that we really need to hear. "What do you think of puppy-killing?" "Puppy-killing bad."
It is too bad he didn't stick to silence on other issues.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dlUX+)
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In my day, actors were already quite respected by society.
Posted by: Zombie Edwin Booth at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (W+nu3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (PYyV9)
Popeye and Bluto spent decades beating the shit out of each other for Olive Oyl.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (Iwv3U)
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"Was it over when the Jews bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (fjLCM)
Posted by: Puddleglum"
The guy who directed Deer Hunter was given carte blanche to make whatever he wanted however he wanted for however much he wanted.
That movie was Heaven's Gate. Destroyed a studio.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov)
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Chris Nolan and Quentin Tarantino are the only two major directors who are brands unto themselves, their names selling their films alone. (Nolan is bigger than Tarantino in terms of box office.)
The Odyssey doesn't need some half-baked marketing ploy on social media 6 months out from release.
It's going to make a billion dollars no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (p7EWr)
A gay guy once told me it is like watching two guys fvcking. He didn't actually say that, just that he has a viewing party every year, like a Super Bowl Party.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr)
And SMASH that notification bell!
Smash it...like...uh...a 12 year old English girl...between...two Pakistanis.
Yeah.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2ThHr)
At least in the 80 and 90's Hollywood balanced commercially successful films with art house and critical favorites.
Now they simply promote anything that will advance THE MESSAGE or OWN THE NORMIES.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Not hearing anything from that supreme douchebag Sean Penn either.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (abIsI)
Priyanka Chopra... Nick Jonas' wife.
Too bad she's Nick Jonas' wife.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)
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I had to look them up. She looks like she could be his mother.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: mea culpa at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (sLVuu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2)
Yeah, I kind of agree with your dad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. This is according to the country's power operator. It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
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Trump is such a meanie.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)
"A big thank you to President Trump for making Cuba net-zero"
Posted by: Things the Green Party will never say at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (aqZN1)
Yeah but in their defense, they just got off a ship after months at sea and she was the first girl they saw.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (PYyV9)
>She checks all of the boxes. There's nothing glamorous about this young scarecrow. She's a walmart 7.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (M9gjJ)
No one is going to war for that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F)
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It's still only rumor at this point.
Could be true. Could be false. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (p7EWr)
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It's Lupita Nyongo. She isn't classically beautiful, but she's quite sexy. TBWB.
But she's in her mid-40s! How can a middle-aged woman play Helen of Troy?
Which is why I suspect the rumors are bullshit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)
MAO! (slap)
In college, we used to say someone who'd had too much to drink was calling China on the porcelain telephone.
MAAAAOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Agamemnon at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (u73oe)
That's my brother. Watching him do what?
Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Y1sOo)
At least in the 80 and 90's Hollywood balanced commercially successful films with art house and critical favorites.
Now they simply promote anything that will advance THE MESSAGE or OWN THE NORMIES.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XV/Pl)
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Eh.
Sinners is massively derivative. It'll be as effervescent as Black Panther.
It's more a problem with our fractured, balkanized culture that individual movies don't have that cultural cache anymore.
You need to be in the zeitgeist for longer. A few weeks is an instant, half a news cycle, forgotten by a flush of new memes and things that we must all pay attention to.
Television series are probably the only thing that can have that cache anymore because they last for so long and come back year after year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I can see that actually. Heh! I still like it. Didn't love it but it was ok. It sure wasn't the nearly perfect gem, 'Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man', which was robbed of an Oscar!!
Posted by: hoWaRD unIvEr5Tty grAud at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (bFu5X)
Once O'Connell said this, Maher saw a man who had completely lost control of his household.
He bluntly told him that living in fear of your own family's reactions is no way to live:
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Maher doesn't have a household. He never did.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (hZ1gu)
Yeah well by the time Sinners IV: Gaslight Boogaloo comes out I think people will be over that entire thing. But none of the movies are going to last, even F1 which by all accounts is fun and entertaining is popcorn fare, its not like someone put out Godfather last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (sAmhv)
In college, we used to say someone who'd had too much to drink was calling China on the porcelain telephone.
MAAAAOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
Making BEEUUUUWWWWIIIICCCCKKKKSSS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I mean, most of them probably miss having Harvey Weinstein around to blow, because that made it easier to get a role.
Nobody wants to see most of what they produce. Audiences have been shrinking for years because their product sucks.
But yeah, let’s ask some twit about geopolitics and history of which they know nothing about other than the slogan somebody put in their mouths. Which I guess is better than a dick.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (wn0/z)
Posted by: AlecK at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (cMlC1)
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (KMzr2)
But she's in her mid-40s! How can a middle-aged woman play Helen of Troy?
Which is why I suspect the rumors are bullshit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)
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You either get a really pretty face (Diane Kruger) and direct her to play a piece of meat, or you get someone interesting. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (bFu5X)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Meryl Streep does impressions. She doesn't act. No soul.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (KMzr2)
As I keep saying, Meryl Streep is Rich Little with tits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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I thought he was a hot dog.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
He was a very very poor housekeeper and his personal hygiene was quite lacking as well...
Posted by: Felix Unger at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM
Seriously? Et tu, TheJamesMadison?
Posted by: Ridley Scott at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (0sNs1)
You jest but I really enjoyed that movie. The banter between Rourke and Johnson was very well done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
Last season of Peaky Blinders
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: hoWaRD unIvEr5Tty grAud at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv)
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I just don't think Michael Cimino was...good at...making movies.
How he managed to command some of the largest budgets of the 70s and early 80s will always elude me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (p7EWr)
She also doesn't have that Winona Ryder quality, who also looked like a 16 year old girl but Hollywood was able to make pictures that played to her strengths.
They want to make Zendaya a thing and she will never be a thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
*searches*
Woof.....I disagree.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
And amusing Ralph Fiennes just made a pretty good movie based on the last part last year
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (jGJov)
No one is going to war for that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F)
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It's still only rumor at this point.
Could be true. Could be false. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
No. It's true. No one is going to war for that. Oh, you meant something else.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr)
And SMASH that notification bell!
Smash it...like...uh...a 12 year old English girl...between...two Pakistanis.
Yeah.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2ThHr)
Like, subscribe, comment, submit a DNA sample, let AI rape your dog . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (y9nCu)
Rich Little had more talent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TR
It is better to lead by example and you can bring stable logic and sense into the relationship rather than trying to reason someone out of a position that they never used reason to get there.
The predominant leftist (and Muzzie) emotion is ANGER, and that makes anyone challenging that anger doomed to failure at that moment.
You have to wear it away by erosion over time--that requires holding frame and not descending into nor feeding their anger.
The rise and fall of the trans movement is an example of emotion driven policy championed by AWFULs that is now becoming a sad clown show spiraling toward oblivion.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM
Seriously? Et tu, TheJamesMadison?
Posted by: Ridley Scott at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (0sNs1)
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You couldn't get A Good Year to make Gladiator money! No! You don't count!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)
He's facing what most (female) victims of domestic abuse face, except he's now doing it publicly. Which is 100000 times worse. In all ways.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Ridley Scott
Sorry Ridley but you've put out one too many stinking turds to be relied on any more.
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Maybe but you instantly knew she was one of the Innsmouth Look girls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (PYyV9)
That movie was Heaven's Gate. Destroyed a studio.
Posted by: eleven
I 'memba!! Rampaging ego trips can be destructive.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (aZm/F)
I had to look them up. She looks like she could be his mother.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Yeah, I don't think his testicles have dropped yet.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (wn0/z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (ZCxQ+)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (aTgV0)
well it's no Tenet
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (jGJov)
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Even with covid shutting down everything, it still made $365 million worldwide.
And then he made a 3-hour C-SPAN review of decades old inside the Beltway politics and made $1 billion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (p7EWr)
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I'm laying down a $100 marker this putz couldn't point to Gaza on a world map.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (qBdHI)
Winona is paste-eating dumb but she had screen presence and some range. Zendaya is just there, as people said above.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (wn0/z)
There was a massive slavic invasion in the 6th/7th century that the Byzantines couldn't stop and did effect the ethnic makeup of the region...
Posted by: 18-1 at March
Ancient Greece Peloponnesian war time about a thousand years earlier.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (sl73Y)
I like Jerry O'Connell and I loved Sliders, get your balls back man. I guess he's a good enough father that his Daughters havn't had Top Surgery YET.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (YwEeS)
But she's in her mid-40s! How can a middle-aged woman play Helen of Troy?
Which is why I suspect the rumors are bullshit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)
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You either get a really pretty face (Diane Kruger) and direct her to play a piece of meat, or you get someone interesting. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (p7EWr)
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I always thought a prime Natasha Henstridge would be perfect as Helen. She was practically supernatural in both face and figure, not a bad actress, and had some physicality. Sadly, it didn't last forever. She's still making C-rated movies, almost unrecognizable.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
I think it'll disappear too.
It's not a very good horror movie. I doubt it will have a lasting following among its most natural audience (horror fans).
And it's pretty ugly in its depiction of black culture. If you were a closeted racist who wanted to portray blacks as feral, I don't know what you'd do differently than Sinners. It's thoroughly unpleasant in this respect.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (UGyV5)
>>Sinners is massively derivative.
Yes but it has a popular actor a popular director and a compelling enough story that I can see it having Zeitgeistian legs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
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Probably didn't put out that much. She became..."difficult."
Or, John Carpenter destroyed her career by casting her in Ghosts of Mars.
Either or.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ZCxQ+)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
She wore an onion on her belt.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (KMzr2)
I haven't seen it but apparently its much akin to Dusk Til Dawn set in the Jazz age, with black folks preyed upon by Evil Klan White Vampires. Supposed to have a lot of great music and look wonderful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Yes.
Plus she's really safe to have around when crossing busy intersections.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Oscars are ripe for a Best in Show satire. Except no one in the pix would ever work in Whorrywood again.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
I'll double down that she can't spell "Gaza"... even if you spot her the g and the z.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR)
>>Sinners is massively derivative.
Yes but it has a popular actor a popular director and a compelling enough story that I can see it having Zeitgeistian legs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (XV/Pl)
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I really don't. Culture moves too quickly for any individual film to catch on anymore.
The movies aren't dying. They're shrinking. And they don't have the cultural purchase they once had.
Really, the peak was the 1930s. It's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
Looked her up. What's your prisoner number?
Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (cS1cw)
You jest but I really enjoyed that movie. The banter between Rourke and Johnson was very well done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
(fist bump) LOL! I thought I was the only won who really liked that bad movie. It was a fun movie!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (gQ15S)
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My Dinner with Andre is actually really good. Just a conversation between two people. It's an actor's showcase. And it's quite compelling.
The English Patient is elegantly made trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (VE6XX)
There was just a minute long commercial asking for zakat??? for muslim refugees by the UNHCR. They mentioned 18 fatwas by trusted institutions. Weird commercial. It was the muslim equivalent of the commercials on Fox for Jews. I've never seen that before.
Not sure how many muslims are watching 'The Devil's Rejects' but I'm sure they'd appreciate the shootout at the start of the movie. That was great.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026
It was the only talking point she could remember.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (KMzr2)
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The Return. I just watched that Saturday. It was very good.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (n5tGW)
- Hollywood
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1)
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bet you find Michelle Obama attractive
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)
For obvious reasons.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
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Probably didn't put out that much. She became..."difficult."
Or, John Carpenter destroyed her career by casting her in Ghosts of Mars.
Either or.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (p7EWr)
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IIRC, she was one of the earliest women to accuse some Hollywood asshole director of forcing himself on her. Brett Ratner, maybe?
I thought GoM was underrated and quite good. But she was badly miscast. It was jarring to have a movie set in a dirty, gritty, dangerous dystopia, and the lead actress looked like statuesque airbrushed perfection like she was going to an Oscar party. They barely even put any dust on her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (VE6XX)
What's the difference
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (KMzr2)
I like Jerry O'Connell and I loved Sliders, get your balls back man. I guess he's a good enough father that his Daughters havn't had Top Surgery YET.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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The common denominator is education which is so far left that it occasionally turns people to the right because the values there are so extreme. There are a fair chunk of posters here that have liberal to very liberal kids and the usual common denominator is these kids go off to college and become indoctrinated with anger and hate focusing on grievances rather than facts.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
She was until she got her face mutilated with buccal fat removal. Now she looks like an alien in a humanoid skinsuit.
Posted by: Zeta Reticulan at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (p7EWr)
Sex in a tub? That doesn't work!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9ksN)
The DEI quota thing for Best Picture noms is frickin' hilarious. Especially since the Academy ignores the DEI requirement at the drop of a hat, when the politics and star power is lined up correctly.
Oppenheimer is the perfect example. Pasty white cast playing pasty white characters, directed/shot/edited by pasty white filmmakers, NOTHING DEI about the film at all.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu)
Its like comedians of the Jonathan Winters/Andy Kaufman variety who are beloved by other comedians but generally leave ordinary people confused why they are even getting work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XV/Pl)
306 The English Patient is elegantly made trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (p7EWr)
Sex in a tub? That doesn't work!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9ksN)
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You're fired.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (gQ15S)
Yes, it is the least you can do.
The least brainwork, the least research, the least actual involvement. The least signaling.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (WMMXg)
The English Patient
Fargo
Jerry Maguire
Secret's and Lies
Shine
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XV/Pl)
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People would be calling that one of the worst years for nominees now.
Still, I do need to check out Secrets and Lies at some point. I hear it's really good and Mike Leigh is pretty good at the whole "making movies" thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (p7EWr)
Titanic
As Good as It Gets
The Full Monty
Good Will Hunting
LA Confidential
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Not exactly. The Vampires talk about piece and love and that crap and don't care at all about skin color. They made the lead Vampire Irish I assume to make it clear he isn't supposed to be a Klan stand in.
Note they do also have conflict with the Klan separately.
There is a also the point in it where the first of the group of main characters to get converted is also the one who is white, but I'm not sure if that is supposed to be a political message or not.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (aZm/F)
No! YOU'RE gay!
I also like Spaulding Gray's monologues. Very entertaining.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (aTgV0)
I hadn't seen that. What a pity.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mrp at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (s19xO)
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The musicians that view themselves as "artists" are usually the assholes. Those in my genre were usually to the right of Attila the Hun, but are motto was shut the fuck up and play.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)
Also ex-wives secretly left-washing the kids to spite dad.
Posted by: Can confirm from experience at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Vpqw1)
>>People would be calling that one of the worst years for nominees now.
It's just speaks to how Hollywood tried to balance what it nominated.
I get that Hollywood no longer produces films like this largely.
But even of the films they do produce, they no longer try to strike a balance.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (E/qck)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (VE6XX)
_____
What was my take too. She had the NPC drone duckspeak ready to go, but there was a malfunction in output.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (aTgV0)
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"We shouldn't have borders. The English were just as bad as the Nazis."
-the message
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
*searches*
Woof.....I disagree.......
Posted by: Sponge
I think even she doesn't understand why some people think she's hot. She thinks she looks odd. (shrugs) She's cute.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Have you tried extravagantly made trash?
Posted by: Baz Luhrmann at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (yFLFB)
The DEI quota thing for Best Picture noms is frickin' hilarious. Especially since the Academy ignores the DEI requirement at the drop of a hat, when the politics and star power is lined up correctly.
Oppenheimer is the perfect example. Pasty white cast playing pasty white characters, directed/shot/edited by pasty white filmmakers, NOTHING DEI about the film at all.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu)
They put the rule in effect for the following year.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ...
Propagandists focus on fanning anger as to get their supporters to focus their anger on specific targets. Then what is true or not, or even logical, is thrown aside by these heuristic short cuts--Orange Man is bad therefore all bad things can be attributed to him. Same tactic by the Woke Right, Muzzies, and leftists, except the target is Jews and Israel. Leftists aim at straight white males too. And so on.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
And amusing Ralph Fiennes just made a pretty good movie based on the last part last year
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
I thought it was an good interesting take on Odysseus, suffering from PTSD and Survivors guilt of having lost all of his Crew and Soldiers. I know some feel he was too old but I think he was supposed to look and feel old, a man Tired, tired of war, tired of Travel and tired of adventure and just wanting to go home.
THE RETURN is the movie
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (ubCxQ)
Ben Shapiro's catchphrase "facts don't care about your feelings" is absolutely correct, but it's also absolutely the wrong thing to say to people who've been indoctrinated.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW)
As Good as It Gets
The Full Monty
Good Will Hunting
LA Confidential
I mean LA Confidential is the clear winner here, although I could live with As Good As It Gets. Good Will Hunting is pretentious crap. Full Monty shouldn't even have been given consideration. I haven't seen Titanic but given its story and approach I wouldn't like it. Cameron is a hell of a moviemaker but this is just a bad story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Unkaren
Wife & I watched that. It was actually better than I expected.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: eleven
I loved 'Grosse Pointe Blank'. I think that was 90s.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (sAmhv)
And can lose more money than Zendaya!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Vpqw1)
True, but she can't stay on script during promotional interviews and shits on the studio, the property, the source material, and the audience. Hence the losing money.
Posted by: Fucking plebs, see my show! at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
I get that Hollywood no longer produces films like this largely.
But even of the films they do produce, they no longer try to strike a balance.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (XV/Pl)
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The 90s were Hollywood becoming "fake indie" before they let the indies completely take over.
If they had installed people dedicated to its destruction, the Academy couldn't have done it any better.
They rejected popularity except in certain specific cases starting in the 80s. The case study I use is Ghostbusters. Every loved it. Made a shit ton of money. Perfect for the Oscars.
But...it was the wrong kind of movie.
The book end was The Dark Knight 23 years later. Again, the wrong kind of movie was liked and had made money. The Academy couldn't allow that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Watched that a couple of months ago. I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Tuna at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Have you tried extravagantly made trash?
Posted by: Baz Luhrmann at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (yFLFB)
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No, because your movies are extravagantly made triumphs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:19 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Gam Gam the Whore at March 16, 2026 04:19 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Can confirm from experience
Yep. Once you dehumanize someone as evil, then you can attack any attribute that 'evil' person has and get others to join in. Root of tribalism and social herd psychology to punish the heretic, outsider, etc. And sometimes that provokes a bad response by the object of hatred depending on their internal frame. Tell someone they are evil all the time and the worst person in the world, some come to believe it.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (w4a7O)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)
___
She was one of the all-time beauties, but she did not age well
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)
She has a great voice. Her looks are gonna fade really fast, and they were just okay to begin with and her brain is rotten cottage cheese. She should stick to broadway where her goofy expressions won't stand out so much and she can get away with makeup and distance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)
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Like getting cold-cocked with a bike lock swung by some vicious sneak because he or she doesn't like your hat?
Posted by: mrp at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Dealing with AWFL's is bad enough. Being married to one, and your daughters are AWFL's to?
Jerry's to blame for this. Why would you allow the children to be so corrupted to the point they yell and hit you?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (VE6XX)
I have heard a lot of good stuff about that, it sounds like the kind of little movie I enjoy watching when I am not feeling great and need to relax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: tintex at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (0t7x/)
Posted by: Now it's a movie thread at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (XE5AP)
Dune: Good movie, her role is minor
Super Mario Bros: Good movie, not very challenging role
The Menu: OK movie - carried by her and Fiennes
The Northman: Good movie she does fine in a secondary role
Glass: OK movie she does ok
Split: Good movie carried by McAvoy
The Witch: Good movie she does very well
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
"Now, Andrew, we are arresting you for the... would you please stop that, and let the bloody child go? Right. Now, Andrew, we are arresting you for the despicable crime of insider trading. We frown deeply upon... Andrew, please stop that! Now, where was I?"
Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (bXbFr)
I don't... understand why people like her so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)
They put the rule in effect for the following year.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)
Ah. So noted.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (y9nCu)
I read the book on my best friend’s recommendation.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (OTOad)
Michael Moore really went obscure pretty quickly. Probably he's still butthurt over Trey Parker saying "we filled his puppet with extra ham so it looked realistic when it exploded".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG)
A lot of it is they need a legacy to brand him with and nothing was sticking. Also was an op to divide his base but he stopped it because he's a genius.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (KMzr2)
Yes, but most democrat men are wimps who are cowed by their womenfolk. I could give you real life examples of this. Frankly I'm surprised that they were able to get it up enough to father children. For a couple of these "men" I seriously wonder if artificial insemination was involved in their reproduction. That's how pathetic they are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (QaH55)
Show a lefty LIV the data behind their beliefs is wrong will just get you called racist, fascist, homophobe whatever.
You need to build a compelling emotional argument back.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (ZCxQ+)
>>I wouldn't like it. Cameron is a hell of a moviemaker but this is just a bad story.
Regardless on individual taste, Titanic is one of the biggest box offices successes of all time, As Good As It Gets is probably one of Jacks Best Films, The Full Monty is fun, Good Will Hunting is a great writing debut for two guys how would go on to become huge movie stars with a remarkable understated acting turn for Robin Williams, probably his best acting role. LA Confidential is an old-time Hollywood movie.
Hollywood is simply not capable of producing years like 1998.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (s19xO)
It makes sense why Mark Walhberg moved his family out of Hollywood and made a hard turn right and became more Catholic. I also pray for Shia labeouf and hope that he can kill his demons that haunt him, You can see he suffered and if what he says is true about the guys coming on to him, I get it and I think he said that he was sexual abused when he was a Child Star.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)
Charisma and she's cute
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (KMzr2)
bet you find Michelle Obama attractive
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)
SICK BURN!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
AKA Paul Thomas Anderson's Oscar bait, larded up with as much leftist fan service as possible to get nominations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9)
Oh My!
Posted by: Lindsay Graham, closeted homosexual at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Perhaps that’s between her and God.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (KMzr2)
I have heard a lot of good stuff about that, it sounds like the kind of little movie I enjoy watching when I am not feeling great and need to relax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)
It's a very pro-life movie in its way, so it's a shock that it got Oscar nominated for Kate Hudson (she was great, but pro-life messaging, how did the Academy miss it?). Probably b/c they didn't actually watch the movie and just read the cliff notes...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
*searches*
Woof.....I disagree.......
Posted by: Sponge
I think even she doesn't understand why some people think she's hot. She thinks she looks odd. (shrugs) She's cute.
She has large eyes, widely spaced on a triangle shaped head. She's clearly an alien hybrid. We're through the looking glass here, people!
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (0Htd1)
A great deal of conservative men are raised to be cowed by their womenfolk too, I'm afraid. It's a big problem in Big Church and TradConism, more than a lot of folk are willing to admit.
Posted by: Not just the left castrating and bidding geldings be fruitful at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (TbWk/)
I think even she doesn't understand why some people think she's hot. She thinks she looks odd. (shrugs) She's cute.
She has large eyes, widely spaced on a triangle shaped head. She's clearly an alien hybrid. We're through the looking glass here, people!
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (y9ksN)
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In an interview about her taking the central role in Emma, she called herself the ugliest person to take the role.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (p7EWr)
Once O'Connell said this, Maher saw a man who had completely lost control of his household.
He bluntly told him that living in fear of your own family's reactions is no way to live:
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Maher doesn't have a household. He never did.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (hZ1gu)
Well, yes. I don't know how to say this without sounding mean, but just look at photos or videos of when he was young. He looks like it would be very safe to bully him, while at the same time, he is a rude, sarcastic twerp by nature. No one should put up with DV, and it is all too easy to picture his wife getting physically violent with him, if he had one. He likely made the right choice to remain a bachelor.
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Sy6m/)
@EricLDaugh
The Trump White House just TROLLED Hollywood big time, posting the Democrats as the winner of the “Most Performative” Academy Award…
…with the sombrero
https://tinyurl.com/j6zkj8eh
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
_____
Blowjobs are a hell of a drug. Never had an effect on me though.
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Spoiler .. the ship sank.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)
Theo Le Guin is updating his Mother's books for a Modern Audience so if you like her books better get them now.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
True, they're overall pretty ordinary. The focus of the show is of course on the story which you have to pay ridiculously close attention to or you will just end up with confusion and a migraine.
Posted by: Damn good scifi at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd
Not unlike the supreme leader of Iran. By the way, is he in a coma, or not? Because if he is in a coma, it will make it easier to for them to throw his gay ass off a roof.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (0Htd1)
Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes are set so far apart that it's possible to infer alien lineage.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Just interested. That's all . I would like to know of her faith if she is one
is one How terrible of an me. LOL,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (ZCxQ+)
I keep pausing it when there is another reveal to make sure I still understand how everyone is related to each other.
Posted by: The left at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
If she was indeed blonde my vote goes to Margot Robbie for the part.
I don't... understand why people like her so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)
It comes down to two scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HpniUYo14w
https://youtu.be/NOwRWz0ude8?t=54
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (aTgV0)
What does it matter to you except
To be judgy and scoldy. Maybe it belonged to a dead family member and she likes to wear it because of that. Maybe she is a Christian woman.
No need to judge. Jesus loves us all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (2cQUE)
Posted by: Glenn at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (nvKZ7)
Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes are set so far apart that it's possible to infer alien lineage.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Have you seen photos of Joan Collins?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
I always struggled with Ursula's books; sentence structure and run-on Roget's syndrome paragraphs along with pointless asides made them slow reads.
Somebody needs to update Mickey Spillane for modern audiences.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Google Kwame Kilpatrick and dead hooker.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (0Htd1)
Because I like to hear about the faith of Christian and you were being judgey and scoldey
assuming I had a negative view for wanting to know. Instead of a genuine interest in sister in Christ. Byeeeee
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (ZCxQ+)
Maybe but you instantly knew she was one of the Innsmouth Look girls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM
Big eyes, small chin = high estrogen = fecund. I bet that she is almost painfully attractive if you get within her pheromone cloud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (4NO2D)
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Good point but once the mighty Wurlitizer of propaganda strikes up the tune, those mired in misery, hatred, and anger will dance to it. Words mean nothing to them which is why many of them are miserable to live around.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2)
Yeah, I kind of agree with your dad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I think they had a military technical advisor who made sure everything related to the military was fucked up.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Show a lefty LIV the data behind their beliefs is wrong will just get you called racist, fascist, homophobe whatever.
You need to build a compelling emotional argument back.
Posted by: 18-1
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I don't think that even works in the short run, spent decades in academia with a countless examples where it doesn't. You have to erode over time and in most cases, the relationships just don't last long enough to reach a lot of folks mired in their own personal leftist hell.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM
I think she's perfect for that role too. She's very beautiful in Grace Kelly type of way.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 04:46 PM (Pt3hn)
Somebody needs to update Mickey Spillane for modern audiences.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Y8DZL)
there is a Fantasy series that is very Mickey Spillane-ish about a hard boiled detective in a world with elves, goblins, vampires and so on. His name is Garrett PI. Pretty good for the first 10 or so.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
Spoiler .. the ship sank.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)
All I could think in all those scenes set in the present day is WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMONDS.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM (hjMYN)
Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (1NQQ5)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (ssz2a)
The New Ayatollah is Probably Gay and What Is Even More Disqualifying, He's Also Dead
President Trump was stunned to learn last week that US intelligence indicates new Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei may be gay -- and that his father, the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, feared his suitability to rule the Islamic Republic for that reason, The Post can reveal. Trump couldn't contain his surprise and laughed aloud when he was briefed on the intel, according to sources. Others in the room also found it "hilarious" and joined the president's reaction, while one senior intelligence official "has not stopped laughing about it for days," said one person familiar with the briefing. The shocking claim was described to The Post by two intelligence community officials and a third person close to the White House. All three sources say the implausible-sounding allegation is viewed as credible by US spy agencies, rather than false information intended to undermine Khamenei, 56, who was selected to replace his dead father as supreme leader on March 8. Two of the sources said the intelligence indicated that Mojtaba, who earned the nickname "the power behind the robes" while serving as his aging dad's gatekeeper, has had a long-term sexual relationship with his childhood tutor.The power bottom under the robes more like
Recent reports say that he's in a coma following an airstrike and has no awareness that there's a war on or that he's confined to a hospital.
The third source said the intelligence indicated the affair was with a person who formerly worked for the Khamenei family. Mojtaba, who is believed to have been wounded in the same Feb. 28 airstrike that killed his father and other members of his family, has made "aggressive" sexual overtures to men caring for him, possibly while under the influence of heavy medication, one of The Post's sources said. US spy agencies do not have photographic evidence of Mojtaba Khamenei's alleged sexual attraction to men, but the sources insisted the tip is solid, with one saying it was "derived from one of the most protected sources that the government has." ... Mojtaba's purported sexual orientation had been whispered about inside Iran since at least the May 2024 helicopter crash that killed then-President Ebrahim Raisi, Ali Khamenei's presumed favorite to be the next supreme leader, sources said.
... Some elements of Mojtaba Khamenei's sex life have been reported before and may lend credence to the allegation. A classified US diplomatic cable from 2008, published by WikiLeaks, described Mojtaba being treated in the UK for impotence, though that report did not identify what may have caused the condition. The State Department file says Mojtaba married "relatively late in life" -- around age 30 -- "reportedly due to an impotency problem treated and eventually resolved during three extended visits to the UK, at Wellington and Cromwell Hospitals, London." "Mojtaba was expected by his family to produce children quickly, but needed a fourth visit to the UK for medical treatment; after a stay of two months, his wife became pregnant," the leaked file said.
... Homosexual conduct is illegal in Iran, though the government does allow surgical sex change operations, which some gay men reportedly are pressured into undergoing to avoid criminal penalties. Sodomy is a capital offense in the nation of 93 million people, with some gay Iranians infamously hanged from construction cranes as a warning to others. "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals," former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is believed to be an ally of the younger Khamenei, claimed in 2007.
Iran's new Supreme Leader is unaware of the ongoing war in the Middle East and does not know he is the Islamic Republic's new leader, according to a new report. Mojtaba Khamenei, 56, succeeded his father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, following his assassination on February 28. He is reportedly in a coma at the Sina University Hospital in Tehran following an airstrike, according to a source in Tehran. Due to his condition, he does not know of the ongoing war, the death of his family members, including his wife and son and of his own election as Supreme leader, the source said. Mojtaba is also reportedly in intensive care and surrounded by security officials, while a large section of the hospital has been sealed off to guard Iran's Supreme Leader. It is unclear whether Mojtaba was injured in the same air strikes which killed his 86-year-old father. A separate source told The Sun through secret messages sent to an exiled dissident based in London: 'One or two of his legs have been cut off. His liver or stomach has also ruptured. He is apparently in a coma as well.'Trump notes that there are reports he's dead:
President Trump on Mojtaba Khamenei: “A lot of people are saying that he's badly disfigured. They’re saying that he lost his leg... Other people are saying he’s dead. Nobody is saying he’s 100% healthy, and he hasn’t spoken... we don’t know if he’s dead.”pic.twitter.com/723pzlZaC4
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) March 16, 2026
🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷The man his own father reportedly called unqualified to lead Iran is now either in hiding, injured, or dead.
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 16, 2026
Nobody has seen Mojtaba Khamenei since the strikes began.
The Islamic Republic is facing a leadership vacuum at its most critical moment.pic.twitter.com/bR5oscJS2n https://t.co/yIsqrJmTGT
🚨 JUST IN: Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu posts humorous PROOF OF LIFE video after people theorized — with zero evidence — he was dead
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 15, 2026
"They say I'm what?!" 😭
Your turn, Iran.
Produce proof of life of "Supreme Leader" Mojtaba Khamenei! pic.twitter.com/6wWWg6CzOL
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)
https://x.com/NoLimitGains/status/
2033450106175758731
Iran fired no missiles yesterday. They only launched 10 drones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (gbOdA)
The results would be hilarious.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Remember the guy that created the Iranian drone industry is Barack Obama
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Figurehead so that the Politboro, so to speak, can feud it out for territory.
While being merced by the most powerful and dominating military force on earth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (p7EWr)
SPAAAACCCCCCCEEEE FFOOOOORRRCCCCCEEE
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (okun6)
to be fair, repressing homos while being homo is a big part of Islam
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (wTZkm)
Why?
Let's let the various midtier Iranian leaders start asking, "Why shouldn't I be the boss?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)
Liberace looked at him and said 'take it back a notch.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (2bnFA)
Trump: Have you ever had your heard measured for one of those turban things they wear in Iran?
Rubio: No, why?
Trump: Uh, don't worry about it, hey you saw I have that meeting for you next week right? Uh, don't wear a hat or anything ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)
Somewhere Douglas Adams is rolling in his grave.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)
Space Force detects launch within about 30 seconds and has launch site with about 3 metres.
That gets zapped to AWACS.
AWACA sends closest assets to Whack the Launcher.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (gbOdA)
"We will be hanging you from a crane now, homo"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (aTgV0)
So the IVF finally took. Like Barry and Big Mike's kids.
Posted by: First Gay American President at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Not that there's anything wrong with it!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (xT8gx)
When did Joey Bidet move to Tehran?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (PYyV9)
So the IVF finally took. Like Barry and Big Mike's kids.
He went to the UK huh. Anyone check to see if "his" kids are blonde and pale?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)
Theres a pic on X of him sitting besides the cardboard gay dead Ayatollah.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (gbOdA)
I feel bad about it but that is my absolute favorite scene in the movie. I know they were trying to emphasize Longshanks as a terrible person but everyone in the audience laughed and applauded. Maybe Mel Gibson knew how it would play heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (PYyV9)
_____
More likely "If you want to volunteer to be the next Supreme Leader, take one step forward"
*everyone takes one step back, except one clueless guy*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
I guess the question at issue is whether it was a male or female goat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (zZu0s)
"Its a recessive gene! And so are the black kids!"
--Mrs Ayatollah
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (PYyV9)
Damn! That's pretty near all of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)
Beginning when? There could be much more to this story.
Assuming it's true. This could be oppo propaganda from political opponents looking to deep-six him while he's on his deathbed (or dead).
While being outted as gay in the USA usually gets you more sex and free jars of lube, in Islamic countries being gay is considered a crime against nature. So anyone angling to get rid of this creep would want people to think he liked penis.
I think the guy is toast regardless.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
Not that there's anything wrong with it!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (xT8gx)
I want to hear poster Defenestrus' opinion on this (if he's here) as he's a subject matter expert. Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (2bnFA)
So the IVF finally took. Like Barry and Big Mike's kids.
Posted by: First Gay American President at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
Now they just have to explain why the kid looks like Trevon Martin.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (gbOdA)
"ally." That's code for 'butt buddy" right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Of course Flat Mojtaba cannot raise any wood -- he's made of cardboard -- DUH!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (xG4kz)
Or in the case of a recent case... a chicken. Someone actually did F the chicken and got arrested. Hint: he may or may not have been named Muhammad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (KAi1n)
Another possibility is that US-Israel are trying to goad the b@$t@rd into showing his miserable face, and then BLAM!
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Blanket Party at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mea culpa at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (sLVuu)
=
Any rando on X with an AI service could fix you up, geniuses.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (XuXeR)
1) Undergo "sex change" surgery and "become a woman"
2) Die
3) If you are below the age of 13, become an elite's toy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Zr/2T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (aTgV0)
I am sure they are hard at work writing an episode all about this incredibly low-hanging fruit... never mind its another episode about how Trump has a tiny penis and sleeps with Satan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (M9gjJ)
A dynasty built on twinks cannot stand.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Gmac,-WYF did you think was going to happen. at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (l03fz)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (pUFoh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (2GVsD)
Hey, check out my new Meta Ray Bans....
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (XuXeR)
Didn't some mullah issue a fatwa that basically said you aren't homosexual if you're a pitcher only, or are just sodomizing little boys?
Posted by: Only bottoms are gay at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (TbWk/)
If the tip is solid when he sees naked men, that would certainly be proof of gayness.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (sFNX2)
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Especially in the Islamic world.
Calling a man "impotent" is about the deadliest insult over there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (sFNX2)
Next phase is that he is transitioning to a woman.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (+Evw/)
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (D6yEl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (u73oe)
My question is how so many rappers are homosexual. What is the rap-pouf connection? I thought it was just a gag in Tropic Thunder when they let slip that the rapper was queer but apparently it was just commentary on the entire musical form. They all sing about banging bad bitches, but apparently prefer bumming dudes instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (gbOdA)
Well played, sir. Well played.
https://youtu.be/N5sKpG6JIug?t=20
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:37 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 02:37 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:37 PM (VE6XX)
"Netanyahu is dead!"
Today:
"How dare Netanyahu post a humorous proof of life video when there is a war going on."
:eyeroll
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2026 02:37 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (iFTx/)
Que es mas fagalla?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:37 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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No doubt there is plenty of material for a biting satirical look at the Islamic regime right now.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (E4rtv)
Iran's answer to the Backstreet Boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (2GVsD)
That was gay enough, although not as gay as Mojtaba himself, so pranksters ran with it.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (gKWVE)
With all the intelligence wonders that have come to light during these past two or three years, do you mean to tell me that the Mossad has not yet perfected and delivered a functioning Gay-Dar?
I am disappoint.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (xG4kz)
The music industry has a casting couch too, allegedly.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)
https://youtu.be/N5sKpG6JIug?t=20
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
that is correct
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (vFG9F)
UPDATE: There was never a cardboard ayatollah. The video was fake.
https://tinyurl.com/y8hpb5ya
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (diia5)
Iran's answer to the Backstreet Boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (2GVsD)
The Backshot Boys
Posted by: It's halalicious at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (g91t9)
A lot of muslims become gay after they are killed
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (KMzr2)
No, the cardboard is real. People were in disbelief when IRGC officially posted it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (g91t9)
But he is very aware that one of his bodyguards is a big strapping stud with a big bulge in his pants!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
Do you think he took the kill shot in the squeakhole?
I’m just askin questions.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (vbdXu)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (KMzr2)
Oh come on, next you're going to tell me that Elton John is queer!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Supreme Impotant Mojtaba Khamenei at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (MDua2)
Iran's answer to the Backstreet Boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (2GVsD)
N-sync?
I'm doing this tonight, girl
Probably going to start a fight...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
If you only hire people you want to bang in private industry eventually you get fired by YOUR boss, or your company tanks.
In government though? You don't need to produce ANYTHING of note. So you can hire people based on looks, politics, or likelihood to have sex on the house floor after hours...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (Zr/2T)
@disclosetv 8m
JUST IN - Cuba hit by nationwide electrical blackout, Ministry of Energy and Mines reports a "complete disconnection" of the country’s electrical system — AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (diia5)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (KMzr2)
Oh come on, Marcus T didn't say anything wrong.
Posted by: gKWVE, puttin' a jihad on ambiguously-directed comments at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (aTgV0)
Where do you suppose the left is getting their info that US is somehow losing this quick battle?
From any 3td person perspective, I'd say all conclusions point to Mullahs go bye bye
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (cnNUe)
Let me guess, you used to be an adventurer like me?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (aTgV0)
Iran's answer to the Backstreet Boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (2GVsD)
_____
Menudo with Ricky Martin
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Performative heterosexuality, because they're supposed to be the toughest manliest SoBs in existence?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (PYyV9)
Now do Barry Manilow
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (gbOdA)
@disclosetv 8m
JUST IN - Cuba hit by nationwide electrical blackout, Ministry of Energy and Mines reports a "complete disconnection" of the country’s electrical system — AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (diia5)
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It's only because capitalists won't sell oil to communists.
Communism only exists when capitalists sell them oil.
Therefore, the real villain in this story is America refusing to sell oil to communist Cuba.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (PYyV9)
But one's arm is....
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (XuXeR)
*sobs*
*runs from room, screaming*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)
The music industry has a casting couch too, allegedly.
Posted by: Ian S.
>Dude, when your britches are hanging below your ass cheeks, practically exposing your squeakhole, you might be gay.
Prison sex is a popular attraction in the rap culture.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (M9gjJ)
Fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
I can help you with that.
Posted by: Rick Astley at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (wTZkm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (diia5)
Cousin in Miami figured out they had plugged in to his storage shed.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (gbOdA)
US intelligence indicates new Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei may be gay -- and that his father, the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, feared his suitability to rule the Islamic Republic for that reason, The Post can reveal
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Wasn't the old guy honor-bound to hang his son from a crane in front of the world, if he knew his son was gay?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 02:43 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Rock Hudson at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE, puttin' a jihad on ambiguously-directed comments at March 16, 2026 02:41 PM (gKWVE)
You know damn well I was talking to myself dressed up as Hannity. Or maybe you don't but what am I gonna do, start being specific about everything?
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (KMzr2)
Fuck.
All of that late 90s/early 2000s Swedish-produced stuff is earworm crack.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)
Anna, can you prompt Tensor to do that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (vbdXu)
This faggot should do an updated rendition of Gloria Gaynor's gay anthem "I Won't Survive."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (BI5O2)
They figured out he was gay when he only watch the big gay dance movie scenes from Blazing Saddles
He was doing the Tehran Mistake
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (xG4kz)
I was told by ex cons that wearing your pants sagging low in prison was code for "I like to be turked." No idea if that is still true or was actually the case but I like to think it was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (YsPj+)
It's so annoying when they follow you down the sidewalk making faces and then pretend that they're not doing anything when you turn around.
Posted by: Zombie Emily Litella at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (pUFoh)
Meanwhile, the hypocrite USA woman's soccer players continue to criticize Donald Trump and Israel, but will not speak out against the human rights violations of Iran.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (xG4kz)
ha
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (gbOdA)
That was a great scene in "The Replacements," though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (u73oe)
Yes. And Alec Baldwin said "That is the fag way".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:47 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (aTgV0)
Cuba could have some mineral wealth. Of course, communists can't develop such things.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 02:47 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 02:45 PM (Q+gd/)
The movie musical based on his life will be released in April 2027.
Ironically, the movie will have a longer runtime than his time in power.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: GodMullah at March 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (y9ksN)
And Mandami voter.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (vbdXu)
The last chapter of Nicholas Irving's book tells of a night raid where they took out a camp full of jihadis. When they went in after dawn to survey the area, the men were in various states of perversion with each other at the moment of death.
All sins against islham are forgiven at the point of martyrdom. They just didn't get far enough to achieve it.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
23 "Mojtaba was expected by his family to produce children quickly, but needed a fourth visit to the UK for medical treatment; after a stay of two months, his wife became pregnant," the leaked file said.
So the IVF finally took. Like Barry and Big Mike's kids.
Posted by: First Gay American President at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM
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Maybe the medical treatment consisted of jerking off into a beaker while looking at gay porn.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (VWtfl)
It turns out, it's classic projection. You know, "You're fascist and racist." "You're secretly gay" "Everybody cheats."
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (4cbQu)
Returning so they too can be tortured to death is a touching demonstration of family loyalty. I suppose
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2GVsD)
That is very distressing... Not much can be done right now unfortunately...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:49 PM (VE6XX)
They produce a lot of nickel.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)
The results would be hilarious.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
It used to be in cultures in that area that mutilations also were a disqualification from being the Supreme Leader. One reason the Byzantines were so fond of putting out eyes or cutting off noses. This may be why all the Allied PR states clearly that he is mutilated and in hospital.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:49 PM (xT8gx)
Guess how that turned out.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbdXu)
Yes. And Alec Baldwin said "That is the fag way".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
MATT DAMON!!!
Posted by: Matt Damon at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (5UTWB)
Like a falling leaf.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:51 PM (XuXeR)
https://x.com/ramble_rants/status/2033607880834740563
Posted by: 13times at March 16, 2026 02:51 PM (TaPE6)
The music industry has a casting couch too, allegedly.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)
We're just friends ...
Posted by: David Bowie / Mick Jagger at March 16, 2026 02:51 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 16, 2026 02:51 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)
25 So is this like a real-life Braveheart where the king's son is a twink? Did the elder ayatollah ever heave his son's gay lover out the window?
Not that there's anything wrong with it!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM
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He'd have hanged the boyfriend from a crane without mentioning his son.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 02:51 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 02:52 PM (Z4zOi)
No, they get 72 raisins, same as straight Islamists.
Sun-Maid is probably having to run an extra shift the way things have gone in Iran.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:52 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Marcus T
If you fuck little boys for pleasure, you're gay. I don't care how you try to justify it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:52 PM (NcUvK)
Somehow reality has been shifted into a bad South Park episode.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (9FEtL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2GVsD)
The logical thing to do would be to intern them as enemy nationals. They can't go "home" to iran if they are imprisoned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (m0WlR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (gbOdA)
They had everyone dancing in the aisles when I saw them at Shank Hall in '98
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (Hx0tZ)
Pepperidge Farm remembers…
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (sP0VB)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (vbdXu)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:52 PM (xT8gx)
Trapped in The Qods Force
Posted by: Josephistan at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (OTOad)
@MacroEdgeRes Mar 14
Australian Energy Minister: We only have 18 days of gasoline; 16 days of diesel and 14 days of aviation fuel
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)
https://tinyurl.com/3t5t4rwu
😂😂🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (GD0B3)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (VE6XX)
Which explains why his father put in his will that he did not want him to succeed him as leader.
His father knew his son's little secret.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (2GVsD)
@MacroEdgeRes Mar 14
Australian Energy Minister: We only have 18 days of gasoline; 16 days of diesel and 14 days of aviation fuel
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)
__________
"And 19 days of Vegemite!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
Australian Energy Minister: We only have 18 days of gasoline; 16 days of diesel and 14 days of aviation fuel
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)
Sucks to be you
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (NtVYv)
23 "Mojtaba was expected by his family to produce children quickly, but needed a fourth visit to the UK for medical treatment; after a stay of two months, his wife became pregnant," the leaked file said.
So the IVF finally took. Like Barry and Big Mike's kids.
Posted by: First Gay American President at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM
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Maybe the medical treatment consisted of jerking off into a beaker while looking at gay porn.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (VWtfl)
May want to do a little ole DNA test on the Kiddo.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (YwEeS)
No, don't you see? They have sex with boys. They have relationships with women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (2GVsD)
And they call their Island a Continent. SMH
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (erF49)
@MacroEdgeRes Mar 14
Australian Energy Minister: We only have 18 days of gasoline; 16 days of diesel and 14 days of aviation fuel
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)
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1. Build more nukes.
2. Buy American oil, not Iranian oil.
3. I imagine there's a lot of off-shore oil that's not getting exploited around Australia. Could be wrong, but I doubt that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (p7EWr)
But one's arm is....
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (XuXeR)
Just stop it, you have no idea!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (YwEeS)
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Chatting with a guy in a coffee shop is bizarre?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Qa8VA)
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (7G6Fs)
Posted by: GodMullah
>I don't care if my son is gay, as long as he's happy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (mP0Kj)
Wife got tired of waiting around? No shortage of viral Islamic men in old Londontown.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)
One particularly sad individual did a SHOCKING video revealing how Netanyahu was shown with FOUR FINGERS AND A THUMB on his hand!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (PYyV9)
So, it's a "full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" time in Oz?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (XuXeR)
FML. Should have called me. I'd have helped them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Troy McClure at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (sP0VB)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 02:55 PM (YwEeS)
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Chatting with a guy in a coffee shop is bizarre?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Qa8VA)
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If you freeze the video at a specific moment, the digital artifacts of the image compression make it look like he has six fingers!
So, it's obviously AI!
Unlike the videos of Tel Aviv being nuked, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (p7EWr)
Why don't you come with me, little boy
On a magic carpet ride
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (NtVYv)
https://tinyurl.com/3t5t4rwu
😂😂🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:53 PM (GD0B3)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:54 PM (VE6XX)
Clearly a CIA Operation Fake Video!!!!! we know because the I Ya Toll ya has both legs under that dress!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (mP0Kj)
Won't you people think of the Great Barrier Reef???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (2GVsD)
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They'll be hoarding the precious juice.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (Qa8VA)
Posted by: GodMullah
Would you rather have a gay cardboard son or a recycled daughter?
Posted by: Iranian Transition Doctor at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (erF49)
TBF I'd also find it pretty funny if I found out the fundamentalist theocracy I was at war with had just ended up with a gay supreme leader.
A normal presidency would be toppled over, if the president laughed disdainly at someone for being gay
It’s breathtakingly stupid. Even for this administration. What’s funny is that intelligence and the NY Post think this story is credible or relevant in anyway.
While this is hilarious, I feel like there’s a real darkness in this: like they’re gloating about his wife and children being dead.
Hegseth has also been running his mouth about how US bombardments have left Khamenei physically disfigured. I feel like they’re trying to bait him into public appearances while they hide in bunkers.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (Z4zOi)
No, don't you see? They have sex with boys. They have relationships with women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (PYyV9)
You don't want to know what they do to the melons.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 16, 2026 02:59 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 02:59 PM (gbOdA)
*SNORT*
How did somebody lose count?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 02:59 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 02:59 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Face Colanders R Us at March 16, 2026 02:59 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (aTgV0)
So, it's a "full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" time in Oz?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:58 PM (XuXeR)
Well, we could drive a tanker truck full of Petrol in to help...
Posted by: Mad Max... at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Sodomites R Us at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (/1l9x)
Part of if may be that Grok at one point said the video of Bibi at the coffee shop is AI-generated. Not sure if that is still Grok's contention.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Veronica at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (pvf3X)
Communism only exists when capitalists sell them oil.
Therefore, the real villain in this story is America refusing to sell oil to communist Cuba.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Canada probably would love to sell them oil. But they've joined the communist side and now have to import oil also.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Well, if he wakes up, he's gonna be besides himself in anger!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (2WIwB)
And keep the public at bay.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (AkEZC)
***
I wonder what makes this "implausible-sounding" since the left thinks at least half the world is gay, or should be.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (wTZkm)
Posted by: GodMullah at March 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Cqx++)
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Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (zYpTz)
Why don't you come with me, little boy
On a magic carpet ride"
I'm your vehicle baby... anywhere you want to go.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Case
You know how condoms were invented, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (diia5)
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Australia is only 18 days behind Cuba? When did they become communist?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (QfRkB)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (wTZkm)
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It is now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Qa8VA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Matt Damon at March 16, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Nobody is saying he’s 100% healthy
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lol sounds like something out of The Death of Stalin.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)
******
Low T, is also being rumored.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (PHCb/)
They don't get much gayer than that.
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: GodMullah at March 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Cqx++)
Did Mojtaba drink Perrier? Because that's how we'll know for sure.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Weasel at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (vt7xw)
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Australia is only 18 days behind Cuba? When did they become communist?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Not long after they gave up their guns... after the crap they pulled during Covid? not sure if Communist or Fascist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Ben from Dover at March 16, 2026 03:05 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 03:05 PM (JmfGy)
Posted by: anon at March 16, 2026 03:05 PM (6AoAg)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 03:05 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (xvV+O)
And a green dildo?
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:05 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 03:06 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Lex at March 16, 2026 03:06 PM (tMLzq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 03:06 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: anon at March 16, 2026 03:06 PM (6AoAg)
Posted by: Lex at March 16, 2026 03:06 PM (tMLzq)
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It's the Mandarin class.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)
So, no Foster's exports?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:07 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Avi at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (dlUX+)
That obviously means that the third one was sunk by the Iranians.
Heh.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Ben from Dover at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (PYyV9)
I got news for you. Ya gay.
Posted by: Ice-T at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Weasel
He was a one-legged, dis-figured, dead gay ayatollah
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (YwEeS)
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Fosters.
It's Australian for exports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: IDF Caterpillar D9 at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Not long after they gave up their guns... after the crap they pulled during Covid? not sure if Communist or Fascist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)
lately? Islamist fascist is probably the closest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Weasel at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (vt7xw)
Well old Mo was a pirate, dry land and all that but still a pirate. You know, aaarrrrgghh!
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 03:11 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: steevy
---
Coal fired plants are the quickest to build.
Then Nuclear is the most efficient.
Start building them both.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:11 PM (dlUX+)
I'm going to watch the movie version. Baby was hot. Later.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 03:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 03:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy
>Makes perfect sense. I don't drink any Bud products.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 03:11 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
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Well, thank you.
I'm still waiting to see what the ratings were.
I would assume they'd be higher than last year since Sinners seemed to have a chance at winning the big prize.
But, even that would be pathetic.
Getting 20 million out of 330 million is...sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:11 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 03:12 PM (RGxCT)
And all the news shows fell in line and basically repeated, "If you stupids would just drive 30 miles, you could save 5 cents a gallon so it's really your fault."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:12 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: steevy
__________
According to the interwebs, the most popular beer in Australia is something called Great Northern Sugar Crisp Lager. Sounds disgusting.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2026 03:12 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (2GVsD)
Without looking it up, I guess they don't extract or refine any of their own petroleum.
I mean, that's just stupid.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (XuXeR)
Iran is just following the Biden model. A comatose front man while others run things behind the scenes.
Posted by: Lex
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Being There 2: Toonces Goes to Iran
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (y2OcL)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (YwEeS)
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Fosters.
It's Australian for exports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (p7EWr)
I used to meet up with a bunch of Australians every year at this one music festival. He saw some people drinking fosters, because it was really cheap for the size. One just shook his head. I said no good? He said its pap (whatever that meant), we sell it to the brits. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (snZF9)
BYD’s latest EVs can get close to full charge in just 12 minutes
The vehicle has a range of up to 800 km and will be launched in Europe next month and in the UK in the summer. Pricing is yet to be revealed.
The Chinese carmaker has aggressively expanded in the UK and Europe with affordable EVs and plug-in hybrids as sales in the home market have come under pressure from a government crackdown on pricing competition.
BYD sales in China plunged 41 percent in February compared with the same month in 2025, marking its biggest fall in five years.
https://is.gd/666msS
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)
Better still, why should I remain loyal to a dead gay ayatollah?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (HRH9e)
And all the news shows fell in line and basically repeated, "If you stupids would just drive 30 miles, you could save 5 cents a gallon so it's really your fault."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:12 PM (HXT0k)
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This gas spike will not last.
In October, people are gonna be like, "What gas spike?"
A good number of shale oil producers will have new Bugatis, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (p7EWr)
Iranian exile
@MahyarTousi
delivers a SAVAGE takedown of Iran’s foreign minister claiming to be the “voice of the Iranians.”
TOUSI: “It’s like Tim Walz saying he’s the voice of Minnesota.”
“It’s not true.”
“Of course, it’s not just they’re not the voice of the Iranian people, he’s also not the voice of the Iranian regime.”
“Because…there is technically a difference between the government side, which is their foreign minister and the president—who’s a puppet—and the actual regime.”
“These guys are under the control of the regime, but they don’t have any power, they don’t even represent people, they were just there to nod and say yes to Khamenei.”
“Now he’s gone and his son is apparently a cardboard leader at this point and their job is just to go on TV and talk nonsense.”
“It’s just completely pointless and it’s hilarious to watch.”
https://tinyurl.com/4y7xhzf8
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2026 03:12 PM
Sounds more like a hard cider than a lager, but what do I know from Aussie beer?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 03:14 PM (bFu5X)
Also - change it back to Ayers Rock.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:14 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2026 03:14 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:14 PM (5aZAZ)
Did it get un-won?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 16, 2026 03:15 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 03:08 PM (YwEeS)
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Fosters.
It's Australian for exports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:09 PM (p7EWr)
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I'm not sure Fosters was even sold in Australia until recently. IIRC, it was actually an American company that produced Fosters, in Australia, and then all of it was exported. Pure marketing exercise.
Real Australians drink fermented crocodile piss and wombat poon.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
When the new Iatola orders goat, it's not to eat.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 03:16 PM (IifOV)
The vehicle has a range of up to 800 km"
"Can", "close", "up to"...
And I'm close to 6'7"
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)
"Pap" is baby food, so I guess he meant it was really weak.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:16 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
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It is known.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:16 PM (p7EWr)
Sounds like you f*ed up, dude. That's decidedly poor planning on your part.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (RGxCT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)
lately? Islamist fascist is probably the closest.
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After you are no longer a free people a master by any name is still, master.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (dlUX+)
Did it get un-won?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete"
Seems pretty won.
You going long on Basij?
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (BRvvM)
Won't you people think of the Great Barrier Reef???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
There is a massive amount of oil and gas, and what they extract, they tend to sell to countries that want reliable energy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (+nEug)
I used to meet up with a bunch of Australians every year at this one music festival. He saw some people drinking fosters, because it was really cheap for the size. One just shook his head. I said no good? He said its pap (whatever that meant), we sell it to the brits. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (snZF9)
Sat across from some Aussies on a plane once. They were chatting up the people around them and someone asked about Fosters.
"THAT shit is PISS, man."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
They have next to no refining capacity and have shuttered over 75pct of their refining capacity in the last 15 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Troy McClure at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (sP0VB)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM
Cases of Kaboom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
"THAT shit is PISS, man."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's just genuinely not good beer.
But people subsist on Coors Lite, so I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (p7EWr)
And all the news shows fell in line and basically repeated, "If you stupids would just drive 30 miles, you could save 5 cents a gallon so it's really your fault."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:12 PM (HXT0k)
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This gas spike will not last.
In October, people are gonna be like, "What gas spike?"
A good number of shale oil producers will have new Bugatis, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (p7EWr)
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October? My money is on June. Maybe even May. The spike is mostly fake and gay speculation for very short-term gain.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)
Read much?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (5aZAZ)
They have next to no refining capacity and have shuttered over 75pct of their refining capacity in the last 15 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)
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So, they're getting faster to net zero.
Why are they complaining?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (p7EWr)
Does it have a Super Sugar Bear mascot?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)
Did it get un-won?
I mean, if you define "winning" as "your leader is dead and gay" then I guess we won a lot during the Obama administration.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: comanche voter at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (cB7nX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2GVsD)
But we have dumbshit Americans who claim America is just "Christian Iran". And funnily enough they get paid to do it and nothing else happens.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (KMzr2)
Sugar Crisp
Sugar Crisp
Drink Great Northern Sugar Crisp
Keeps you going strong!
Posted by: Post Australia at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (MDua2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, I used October because voting.
But yes, I suspect it won't last til summer.
It'll just be another base firmware for leftists about Trump raising prices on everything, even if it's no longer operable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ballistic
You seem...put out. Why are you so invested in this?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Riz8t)
Did it get un-won?
I mean, if you define "winning" as "your leader is dead and gay" then I guess we won a lot during the Obama administration.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM
Golf clap
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Vqf0f)
>> Tucker could benefit from an exorcism.
I am not joking.
> I suspect that he's an addict and its eating his brain. But I would not rule out demonic influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)
Substance abuse is known to open people up to demonic oppression. When I see addict that gives a particularly hinky vibe, I assume there's a demonic presence trying to get its hooks in. Even if he (or she) isn't intoxicated at the moment, there could be lingering impairment from brain damage, creating vulnerability to influence and suggestion. And, that is highly likely to be compounded by a state of unrepentance for things done while drunk or high (or in order to get there), since genuine repentance would mean avoiding the conditions that led to it.
As I understand it, that's the entwined triple-whammy that makes addicts so vulnerable to demons: physical impairment of the brain, in a state of unrepentance, that they can't leave as long as they want their next fix more than getting right with Man and God... which an impaired dummy has trouble caring about.
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (xT8gx)
A Muslim faggot? Have the UK offered him citizenship and/or a seat in Parliament yet?
Posted by: ballistic
Gonna do a Zoom conference with Mamdani's HR department. There's bound to be three of four places where he'd fit well in the NYC administration.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Troy McClure
It sure puts the whole "Trannies for Islam" business in a new light...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM (OUMaO)
"THAT shit is PISS, man."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's just genuinely not good beer.
But people subsist on Coors Lite, so I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:18 PM (p7EWr)
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I like Coors light. My fav are strong Belgium ales, but they are heavy and highly alcoholic. When I want something lighter and less filling, Coors Light is one of my go-tos. Not much flavor, true, but what is there is pleasant and refreshing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
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Brings back memories of the F. Joe Biden years ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM (QfRkB)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (HXT0k)
Ships are going through the strait (have been for days, actually).
Oil is being redirected out of the strait, and Iran folded on trying to even pretend to control the strait the second Trump floated the idea of taking Kharg Island.
Oh, and 50 more senior IRGC commanders were blown up this morning.
Really, Iran is cleaning our clocks. We're fighting for our lives here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:16 PM (lFFaq)
I guess. He's not the only one I heard that from. I had another friend from there who told be 20 years before that it was crap and nobody drinks it there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (+nEug)
Inspector has it. What's the best way to get it to you? Do you still use the M....W.... email address? He's sending it there as a reply to an email from 2023.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (fgmuN)
Posted by: Lex
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Being There 2: Toonces Goes to Iran
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (y2OcL)
*****
Why wouldn't they, when it worked for 4 yrs.
And half the people thought Biden was fine and "the best Biden ever"!
We were told those videos of Biden were deep fakes and if it hadn't been for Elon buying X Biden would still be propped up as being strong and fit.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (xT8gx)
I would guess Obama investigated his penis very closely to see how much like Mooch's it was
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (KMzr2)
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Brings back memories of the F. Joe Biden years ...
Except for all the free range feces, of course.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ballistic
Don't watch either one. Anything I've heard about the Oscars was either posted in the Morning Report or various websites I frequent.
Try again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
And go to movie theaters
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:22 PM (Y1sOo)
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There's a cardboard cutting and folding app for that.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 03:23 PM (HI/Zw)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM (QfRkB)
Never gets old. Or new.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:23 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:23 PM (ZpHph)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
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I find light beers just...unsatisfying.
An amber or a lager or a real pilsner, please, if I want something lighter.
Not everything has to be some kind of porter that is as black as the hole in my heart, but I like it when I drink something that tastes like something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:23 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Riz8t)
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I'm invested?
By making one off-hand observation? Ok buddy. You want to watch a bunch of lefties blow each other on network TV for three hours on a Sunday night, that's your business. No need to get upset when someone notices.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:23 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR)
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Is that how they're gonna dispose of his body?
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (aTgV0)
I like Coors light. My fav are strong Belgium ales, but they are heavy and highly alcoholic. When I want something lighter and less filling, Coors Light is one of my go-tos. Not much flavor, true, but what is there is pleasant and refreshing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM
I'm really surprised you would drink Coors light and you'd fit in with the cowboys I know.
I pictured our intrepid nightlife correspondent would drink something like a Gibson.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (Vqf0f)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:19 PM (5aZAZ)
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I reloaded my RSS feed about five times while watching reruns of Taskmaster.
I didn't even know there were jokes or politics until afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (XuXeR)
That's no problem, they just need to send Valerie Jarrett and Susan Rice over to make his decisions.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:23 PM (p7EWr)
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Eh. In Texas it gets hot, and you mow the lawn, and you just want something that's like sex in a canoe...fucking close to water.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR)
Friend of mine had some of that at a Penguins game a while back. Said it actually wasn't half bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Without looking it up, I guess they don't extract or refine any of their own petroleum.
I mean, that's just stupid.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
The ENTIRE population of that continent is 27.49 million people.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (NcUvK)
I didn't even know they were on. But I did see a bunch of clips about it show up in my Twixxer feed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (5aZAZ)
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I get that.
But I'd rather drink water in that instance, with something like an amber in my other hand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (p7EWr)
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Is that how they're gonna dispose of his body?
Posted by: ... "
Seriously...Iran NEEDS a leadership vacuum or that place is going to stink.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: ballistic
Don't watch either one. Anything I've heard about the Oscars was either posted in the Morning Report or various websites I frequent.
Try again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March
I went through a number of the dresses and didn’t watch a second of it. Couldn’t tell you who won, and even if I could, I would be willing to bet I have never heard of the movie, much less watched it.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (Wmg4n)
"THAT shit is PISS, man."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Yup, thats basically what I heard from every Australian I ever met. I didn't think it was "that" bad, but yeah it don't have a punch. I like Yuengling, thats my go to. Well, on the rare occasions I drink beer. At least it tastes like something.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (snZF9)
If I want a one-and-done, I'll drink some goofy-ass craft shit.
Only homos drink one beer.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1)
Really, Iran is cleaning our clocks. We're fighting for our lives here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
The wheels are coming off the bus! The walls are closing in!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (diia5)
Gay Imamas in Iran hang out in wells, not closets.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (XuXeR)
From what I understand, and I don't understand much, the prices of oil are based on speculation of what barrels of oil will cost in the future, and gas prices go up and down based on the barrel of oil futures. I kind of understand why they would raise prices of oil at the pump based on what its going to cost them next month, but only kind of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Bud Light at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (0sNs1)
Hush. You're supposed to be panicking.
/ the newz
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (XuXeR)
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"Only China and India can get through!"
-Iran, letting 80% of the traffic through
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:21 PM
I'm really surprised you would drink Coors light and you'd fit in with the cowboys I know.
I pictured our intrepid nightlife correspondent would drink something like a Gibson.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (Vqf0f)
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Oh, I don't drink beer at the bars and clubs. My go-to drinks there are Manhattans, Martinis (gin), Negroni, and other manly studly viril drinks that attract the ladies. If I see an interesting whisky on the menu that's not insanely priced (many are), then I might get that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (aTgV0)
Bibi in the covfefe shop looks like he's having a tough time avoiding outright laughter. Like he just got done watching the Tim Conway elephant story video on yootoob.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (GSy5R)
Yup, thats basically what I heard from every Australian I ever met. I didn't think it was "that" bad, but yeah it don't have a punch. I like Yuengling, thats my go to. Well, on the rare occasions I drink beer. At least it tastes like something.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (snZF9)
I'll get a 22 oz Bloke if I'm at Outback for some reason. Other than that, I never drink it.
I've been on the Yuengling Light wagon lately. Not Flight as that's nasty. Light is pretty drinkable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: The Chair Against the Wall at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)
I have his wife's phone number. I can text her if it isn't supposed to be a secret.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Random at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (bsHHO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (dlUX+)
Hey, how the fuck can the poor Persians be liberated from the murderous IRGC and basij? Those fuckers have enough weaponry and ammo to kill every single citizen times twenty, at least.
The haitian slave revolt lasted over a dozen years and it is estimated that between 100,000 and 350,000 blacks of african descent lost their lives from violence, disease, and starvation. I cannot imagine something like that happening in a place where we have free reign to fly warplanes over every square inch, but what do I know.
I heard it said that about a million of the persians are regime-adjacent. That's a lot to kill. The toll in the congo during the Second Congo War 1998-2003 was 4.5 million, again, many of the deaths from trauma other than kinetic conflict.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (KiBMU)
From what I understand, and I don't understand much, the prices of oil are based on speculation of what barrels of oil will cost in the future, and gas prices go up and down based on the barrel of oil futures. I kind of understand why they would raise prices of oil at the pump based on what its going to cost them next month, but only kind of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:27 PM (PYyV9)
They need to be able to pay for their next delivery of gas. It's a very cutthroat business, since the customer is very price-sensitive, so they don't have any cushion. They need to raise prices if the next delivery is going to cost more, but they can only get away with raising prices if everyone else does too; so they all track the price of oil futures, and most survive to pump another day.
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:57 PM (p7EWr)
There is to the North in Indonesia, but that is geologically very different. Australia is one of the oldest continents, might be too old for oil. Africa is also pretty old and isn't known for oil.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:26 PM (snZF9)
It's more alcoholic than most mainline US beers, and the can is bigger. But its a pretty basic lager after that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR)
Friend of mine had some of that at a Penguins game a while back. Said it actually wasn't half bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
When the grad school got it was terrible. Should be renamed Beer City Iron. And at that time I was drinking the cheapest beer I could get. Generic Beer is often surprisingly good, especially in St Louis.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:13 PM (snZF9)
Pap in this connection means "baby food" or food for elderly that have no teeth. No bite.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (jgIhW)
Axios "Journalist:" The White House Says That Everything Tucker Carlson Is Saying Is Bullshit
Marc CaputoAww, darn. That was the best part of this.
@MarcACaputo The online chatter about @TuckerCarlson looked like quite a story: he was being spied on by the CIA & knowing that, Trump treated him as a useful idiot by feeding him disinfo that fooled the Iranians about the looming Feb. 28 attack But top admin officials say it’s bullshit 1/2 2/2 Specifically, I'm told 1) there's no CIA investigation of Carlson 2) In his meeting, the two politely disagreed, & Trump held to his position Iran was a threat & didn't mislead him Said one source: Trump "wasn't participating in an op."
3) an addendum for folks saying that the CIA wouldn't investigate but would only refer to DOJ (or that the NSA or another intel agency made the reference), I checked that as well Same answer: no That said, DOJ/FBI is getting lots of citizen requests to investigate him re FARAWorth noting: If the CIA was reading Tucker's texts, it wouldn't be due to wiretapping his phone. It would be due to spying on the Iranian intelligence officials Tucker was chatting up:
Rod D. MartinWould it? I don't know if you can be prosecuted for telling a foreign government non-classified/open-source/personal observation stuff. Maybe you can be.
@RodDMartin 3h UPDATE ON THE TUCKER CARLSON FIASCO. So in case you missed it, Tucker announced by video that he has been informed that the CIA is reading his text messages and is preparing a criminal referral against him. Several things have happened since. First, you must understand: the CIA would never reveal that it had illegally wiretapped anybody, because why would they? Aside from possible punishments for guilty parties, the bigger issue is that an illegal wiretap would kill their case: "fruit of the poison tree". So if they're actually preparing a criminal referral, they've dotted their i's well enough to get past a judge. So how does the CIA surveil an American citizen? In most cases they can't, at least not legally. So if it was legal, they probably were NOT surveilling Tucker, but rather some foreign enemy with whom he was texting: he was talking to people he shouldn't have been, about things he shouldn't have said. That's about the only way you get there from here. A couple things have happened since: First, Buckley Carlson (Tucker's brother) took to X to give a lengthy definition of treason and explain why whatever his brother did wasn't that.
Hmmm.... Second, both Axios and the Administration have denied any of this is true. Which is...interesting. Both might have motives to deny Tucker's story (e.g., why would the Administration confirm a possible-but-future investigation the DOJ hasn't yet initiated?). But what if they're telling the truth? Buckley's post suggests Tucker was telling the truth, at least so far as he knew it, and the family is mounting a defense. Glenn Greenwald certainly thinks that's true. But Glenn could be wrong, and Axios could be right. So we now have three reasonably likely possibilities: 1. Tucker Carlson violated FARA, which is particularly ironic given how many times he's publicly called for FARA investigations of various people he dislikes for unsubstantiated allegations that they were on some foreign government's payroll. No one would more richly deserve this outcome than Tucker Carlson, IF this is what happened. 2. More sinister possibility: Tucker Carlson was aiding and abetting a foreign enemy (because that's a far more likely reason for the CIA to be involved, given the above-stated limitations). In this scenario, it is very likely that Donald Trump had Tucker to the Oval Office to feed him disinformation that then magically appeared in texts with Iranian leaders. ==> Just to be clear: that would NOT fall under "journalism". That would be espionage, and Tucker would (if that's what happened) be in danger of spending the rest of his life in prison.
3. More narcissistic possibility: Tucker made it all up, as Axios claims. In that case, this would mean that he made up a scary story about the Trump Administration to get clicks, cash, and standing as a victim persecuted by the "evil" Donald Trump, "bought-and-paid-for" agent of "the Jooos". And honestly, this morning, I think most of us would lean toward Aisle 3. It's pretty much classic him. But that obscures the magnitude of what happened this weekend. Either Tucker Carlson lied or he didn't. If he didn't, then he was likely aiding and abetting a foreign enemy in time of war, or at least committing the same kind of FARA violation he's accused his enemies of for years. And if he did, then he's just a charlatan. Either way, Tucker Carlson blew a Titanic-sized hole in his own credibility this weekend. It seems to be an unforced error. And that's going to be very hard to overcome outside the realm of his own devotees.Below: It almost seems irrelevant to bring up Taqiyya's past statements, as he his plainly not the same man he once was, due to the demon-scratch that caused him permanent brain damage. But in the past, Taqiyya argued for all sorts of people to face FARA prosecutions.
I used to watch Tucker all the time. Watching him take apart people such as Schiff, Avenatti, and Swalwell was like watching an artist. It was masterful.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 15, 2026
As a big fan I also remember the many times he called for people to be investigated for not registering as a foreign agent.… pic.twitter.com/WLIEjfCRo6
I know it's a sidenote of this mental breakdown but none of the people in the video-Rubio, Patel, Hegseth, or Huckabee, are "elected leaders." He badly wants to put up the picture of Trump. https://t.co/a6gangRArv
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) March 16, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Because American empire, according to a Russian Marxist anti-American, is a force for bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: cousin Vinny at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (98kQX)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (YwEeS)
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"When Tucker said he was visited by demons, it was actually da joos."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (p7EWr)
Y'all are eating each other and imploding in record time!
Your fantasies are corrupting your ability to see the world
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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"When Tucker said he was visited by demons, it was actually da joos."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (p7EWr)
I've got to finish my re-read of 'Little Drummer Girl'....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)
Speaking of narcissists, this is the best takedown and picture I've seen from last night's orgy of self-congratulation, aka The Oscars.
This is the autopsy report on Hollywood itself...pathological, terminal, and perfectly representative of the psychic refuse that slithered through its velvet seats.
These are not artists.
They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste.
Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence.
https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)
That poster was up in every boy's dorm room
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Confirmed.
Though it belonged to my roommate and not me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ESVrU)
But in the past, Taqiyya argued for all sorts of people to face FARA prosecutions."
*******
Tucker could benefit from an exorcism.
I am not joking.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (aZm/F)
I like "Tuqqer."
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Weasel at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PVV5z)
I am not joking.
I suspect that he's an addict and its eating his brain. But I would not rule out demonic influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Whatever it Was, Give It To Me. at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (dmDsy)
What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.
Do I think anyone is investigating this sad blowhard sack of unrequited goat love? No, I don't. But the statement above does leave open the possibility that some agency other than the CIA is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)
The attack comes after a separate drone strike and fire at Fujairah on Saturday, underlining the vulnerability of the UAE’s only export route that bypasses the strategically vital Strait of Hormuz.
Shipping traffic through one of the world’s most important energy choke points has virtually ground to a halt since the U.S. and Israel launched strikes against Iran on Feb. 28. Iran has retaliated by targeting ships trying to pass through the maritime corridor, with several incidents reported in recent days.
Fujairah sits at the end of the UAE’s Abu Dhabi Crude Oil Pipeline (ADCOP), or the Habshan–Fujairah oil pipeline, which bypasses the Strait of Hormuz.
Spanning around 248 miles from onshore oil facilities at Habshan to Fujairah, the pipeline is estimated to handle 1.5 million barrels per day, with a reported total capacity of close to 1.8 million barrels per day.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (Y1sOo)
Or yes maybe it was getting attacked and scratched by that demon. That would be traumatic as well...
BTW... I don't want him to be prosecuted. Leave it up to the dems to try to throw everyone in prison that says stupid stuff... Let him say his stupid shit and just ignore him
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (xT8gx)
"ack ack ack ack glurk gurgle glurk urp"
Posted by: William Joyce, AKA 'Lord Haw Haw at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (Ft5W9)
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heh, when did CIA ever conduct legal investigation ? the collect, and collect only
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (abIsI)
That makes any White House statement that they were not spying on Tucker correct, but also Tucker's "they are accusing me of being an Iranian asset!" true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (PYyV9)
I like "Tuqqer."
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (1wjle)
He said "Tuqqer" twice.
Posted by: Proof positive at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)
What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.
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That sounds correct.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (fq8Zx)
He's gone off the deep end and obviously needs help.
Odds that Candace Owens, who is on an obvious slide into a world full of cork boards, red yarn, and push pins, is involved?
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lefty Lurker at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (GQ50h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (9FEtL)
Whatever it was you knew he wasn't a truth teller. Because that person would never have continued working for FNC. I said it at the time to invariably mixed reception.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)
Islam is demonic, Qatar is Islamic. Seems clear.
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (kJmLc)
That poster was up in every boy's dorm room
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Confirmed.
Though it belonged to my roommate and not me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ESVrU)
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Somewhat before my time, but what always struck me about Farah poster is how tame it is. Not even a bikini. Yet it was considered erotic and a bit risque at the time. Some years later, dorm rooms had posters of naked chicks sucking dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
Very superstitious, writings on the wall.
Very superstitious Ladder's 'bout to fall.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (vbXSk)
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Okay, I was conspiracy theorizing last night when I suggested that Carlson may be pulling a snape here, but a funnier possibility occurs to me:
Tucker felt that, regardless of what Trump actually said in their meetings, he had persuaded the President that attacking Iran was a bad idea. And he communicated that, with the end result that their entire leadership was wiped out in an intelligence 'own goal'.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: ace
He said "Tuqqer" twice.
Posted by: Proof positive
By the Blazing Saddles standard, this is true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
She had nipples that could cut glass. Great face and hair.
I guess the dorm posters of naked dildo suckers is after my time, for better or for worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (xcxpd)
No one would have known if he'd kept his mouth shut.
But then not only revealed that, thought such reveal would cast him as a "good" guy.
Say, remember when CNN admitted they covered up for Saddam for "insider access?"
Tucker: Do I ever! And America loved them for it!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (VE6XX)
Well she's nipping pretty hard and has a significant um, something about a camel foot. But yeah compared to modern stuff, tame.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)
Well she's nipping pretty hard and has a significant um, something about a camel foot. But yeah compared to modern stuff, tame.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)
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Promo for a Hammer Film!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (p7EWr)
He's liable to get a bullet to the brain pan. What's Hillary up to these days?
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (M9gjJ)
It would be the NSA reading his texts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)
True. People use 'CIA' to mean the US intel community. I reality, there are a LOT of agencies doing shady stuff that the CIA takes cover for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (xcxpd)
That poster was up in every boy's dorm room
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Confirmed.
Though it belonged to my roommate and not me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ESVrU)
Ya know, you didn't have to add that qualifier...
So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?
Posted by: Kate Jackson's Sad Ghost at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (dmDsy)
Except Tehran
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Wygan)
Posted by: Joos! Joos everywhere! at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)
Except Tehran
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Wygan)
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50 senior IRGC commanders bombed to hell earlier today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (p7EWr)
https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)
Pigs in slop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (YsPj+)
"Thats what little people are for, we have illegals to clean up trash."
--Toonces VonPansy, actor extraordinaire
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (PYyV9)
I had to fire the Sleep Golem I sent for Carlson. He was supposed to dismember him and return with a sack of Christian gold for my sacrificial altar, but all he did was scratch him up.
I summoned a "fearsome mud demon" when I could have just bought a housecat. Fuckin' Temu, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Hebraic Sorceror at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
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She was before my time as well. My roommate at the time just had a thing for the 1970s.
His favorite music genre at the time (early-mid 1990s) was "seventies slut country."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (ESVrU)
Something to chew on.
The Buffy reboot failed to be greenlighted.
But they are trying to make an animated Firefly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (vsx4P)
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I circle you back to my theory that Tucker has always been a kook, it was just well contained between the beacons at Fox, so when the opportunity arose to boot him, it was taken. Again, corporations do not exit money makers stage left for failures of low magnitude that would blow over as soon as the next scandal came down the leftist pike. I am guessing he was becoming more and more of a liability - now that he no longer has those gatekeepers, we are seeing it for ourselves. Which is sad, but the truth is probably that the Great Tucker we thought we knew was just an illusion.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (OoFl2)
*Makes 'call me' gesture.*
Posted by: Zak Bagans at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (jgIhW)
No offense intended to the proprietor.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (3sXRv)
Help us, Slow News Day Gorn. You are our only hope.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (VE6XX)
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Tuckerbell.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (wTZkm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (KM2j5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (abIsI)
He has changed significantly in his public stances several times, in the search for money. But Fox fired him for a reason and I think it was because he was increasingly irrational and difficult to keep within the lines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (2GVsD)
https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)
Pigs in slop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ummm ... what is that white semen-looking liquid (powder?) soiling the carpet in front of several of those seats?
I had a friend who worked in a movie theater back in the day. He had to clean up every night. The stories he told ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
If he disclosed non-public information from that discussion to his alleged paymasters or any other foreign entity, he's in violation of the Espionage Act.
Information doesn't need to be "classified" in order for unauthorized disclosure of that information to a foreign actor to be harmful to the interests of the United States.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (3BwY8)
What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.
Do I think anyone is investigating this sad blowhard sack of unrequited goat love? No, I don't. But the statement above does leave open the possibility that some agency other than the CIA is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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NSA does signal intercepts, not the CIA unless it is a targeted op. Neither have investigative powers, that is the FBI's counter intel role.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
These are not artists.
They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste.
Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence.
https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)
No different than an arena after a game night ...
or a movie theatre after closing for the night.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01
If only she could pronounce it!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)
Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?
I was a Kate Jackson fan. The rest of you are deluded.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (YsPj+)
Tuckerbell.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (5UTWB)
Tucker Pan
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (abIsI)
Sun Tzu smiles from..well, from wherever the hell he is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (fq8Zx)
Putin as almost as much reasons to cool down Muslim fanatics as Trump. He has decent relations with the OPEC states, Muslim terrorists hit Moscow and other sites just like they hit us. Sure he got some drone ideas a few years back from them, but I'll bet the US copied the idea of kamikaze drones too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: pookysgirl shouldn't need a sarc tag at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (Wt5PA)
Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (KM2j5)
Child Puhleeeze ...
Kate Jackson !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Kamala! at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (KM2j5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (xcxpd)
Including having people like Tucker and Candace work FOR them.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (KMzr2)
It would be due to spying on the Iranian intelligence officials Tucker was chatting up"
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That was my amused interpretation when the Tucker-Iran-Contra Scandal popped up.
I thought FBI wasn't tapping Tucker's comms. Instead, Mossad was tapping Iran's; they just happened to catch Tucker as he was sliding into the Ayatollah's DM's.
Maybe, maybe not. But given how he's currently acting, it's less conspiracy and more pattern-matching.
After all, remember that one blogger that made it big with the RaTHer-Gate scandal? Little green... something? Turds? Got a brainworm, soon became one of those nose-ringed, blue-haired Karen harpies.
There was another blogger, Patter-something. Frey. Had an ongoing series about "Deport The Criminals First". But then got another brainworm, was all Anti-Trump, All Anti-Time. And that was during the first administration. Wonder if he's now trying to drive over ICE officers and dropping charges against illegals today, thanks to the TDS.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (4h45B)
So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?
Posted by: Kate Jackson's
Actually, Kate Jackson fan.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (7G6Fs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (vsx4P)
or a movie theatre after closing for the night.
The difference is that movie goers and sports fans don't generally presume to lecture the rest of us on our shortcomings and how we've disappointed them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)
Every day for the next year!
Posted by: Denny Crane - And I've Got a Standing Invitation to Them All! at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (OoFl2)
Media is entertainment. They're always pretending to be someone else, just like hollywood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Last night. I live tweeted the fashion part, we had fun with that. The only fun thing about it, honestly, because the Oscar’s are still the glamorous event, you still get pretty couture. Well, for the most part. And I didn’t even have to watch it to do it, bonus!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)
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Also, Islam is the fastest growing religion in Russia and Russia is importing millions a year.
It's projected that they'll be 1/3 of the population in a couple of decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (snZF9)
Chinese Valhalla. Varharra.
Posted by: Tankards of are! at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)
Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?
I was a Kate Jackson fan. The rest of you are deluded.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)
Nerd!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Kid, I Kid!!! at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (dmDsy)
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Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Methos
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Possible but given the President's knowledge that probably Tucker would behave that way could make it the perfect deniable op.
I think Tucker, Me Again, Candace Ovens, MTG, mASSIE and their assorted lesser creeps around them Milo, etc. got so egotistical that they thought they were leading the MAGA band, not the sober policy makers that were doing so.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)
I mean we're undergoing a horrific government shutdown that has doomed us all, but almost nobody is even aware its happening. There's not much news out of Iran to talk about.
All I can dredge up is
-Joy Reid being a retard again on her tiny podcast
-Trump regulations strip 200,000 unqualified truck drivers from reinstating their licenses
-The impotent Ayatollah was supposedly homosexual
-Proposed gun law in Virginia specifically exempts members of the legislature
-Gunshots heard on Daytona Beach during spring break
Not much for ACE to riff on, really
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (snZF9)
Chinese Valhalla. Varharra.
Posted by: Tankards of are! at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)
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"Definitely the fifth circle."
-Dante
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (p7EWr)
Also, Islam is the fastest growing religion in Russia and Russia is importing millions a year.
It's projected that they'll be 1/3 of the population in a couple of decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (p7EWr)
Like a swarm of locusts
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)
Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (KM2j5)
Child Puhleeeze ...
Kate Jackson !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof
Erin Gray
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (jgIhW)
Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
He of cycling without a seat fame.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I originally read this as Shitzu and wondered if I missed a dog derail comment.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (OoFl2)
Of the three she was my choice, but my true love was reserved for Joanie Cunningham and Valerie Bertinelli.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)
or a movie theatre after closing for the night.
The difference is that movie goers and sports fans don't generally presume to lecture the rest of us on our shortcomings and how we've disappointed them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)
We must go to different games them ...
Just the other night, I'm at a Sabres game, and I'm having to listen to the gasbags behind me deriding Trump and how he's treating Canada.
No, there really isn't any difference except for the ambiance of the venue.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (3sXRv)
Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Proud to say I was kicked off of there....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)
Tucker Carlson is innocent. Here is the receipt:
https://tinyurl.com/577zz2db
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (dlUX+)
Also, Islam is the fastest growing religion in Russia and Russia is importing millions a year.
It's projected that they'll be 1/3 of the population in a couple of decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (p7EWr)
Like a swarm of locusts
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)
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It's just interesting because some people (like the topic of the above post) call Russia the only real Christian nation in the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (p7EWr)
The "brainworm" was his new girlfriend. Story as old as time: principles or snizz? Choose only one.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Many of us are castaways from that particular island!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (PYyV9)
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That's exactly what guys running an Op would say!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (n8kbA)
The "brainworm" was his new girlfriend. Story as old as time: principles or snizz? Choose only one.
Sharmuta?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (2GVsD)
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*ahem*
Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)
*fistbump*
Of course, his hatred of anyone saying "FIRST" with the first 30 comments in every thread is the reason for my abusing it to this day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
who gave our enemies succor
he spread false news
about all the Jews
while siding with the goat fuckers
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (OoFl2)
Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
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Comment about all talking heads?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)
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She must have had a pretty big dick
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (2GVsD)
O.J. Simpson? I thought he was dead.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (vbXSk)
Sharmuta?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (2GVsD)
Still hasn't come up for air from Kilgore Trout's crotch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (qBdHI)
You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (PYyV9)
Figuring you can communicate with foreign assholes via comms and be protected in doing so is a fool's game. And as we have seen, all the US comms are intercepted too and just a fig leaf (FISA warrants) away from being revealed. Sometimes not even that regarding 3rd party doctrine information.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (xT8gx)
Huge difference between saying stupid stuff and relaying confidential information to the enemy.
If he did the latter he 100% deserves to rot in prison.
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)
Me too.
Heh.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)
He's not a bad interviewer, or at least he wasn't. His interview with Jair Bolsonaro on Fox shortly before USAID had Bolsonaro thrown in prison was very good. Haven't really watched him since he left Fox though, so I haven't seen his downward spiral.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Many of us are castaways from that particular island!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (OoFl2)
Yup, me too. Registration was always closed. Then one day it was open and I got in, after months. Not much later it went to shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:14 PM (snZF9)
"You like da juice!"
--Greek restauranteur on SNL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:14 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (2eeRF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
He agreed with us for many years, so grifter or no, he supported the cause of conservatism.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
---------
“The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.”
― John Wooden
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)
==
her audience is in Somalia, Nigeria, Pakistan, and Turkey, different time zones...
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (GD0B3)
You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Ego will lead people to do stupid and fooling things and curiously enough the Lord can use these sort of people for his own plans. Such as hardening Pharaoh's heart so that his military power would be drowned in the Red Sea chasing the Jews in the Exodus.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)
Oh, well. I can think of several teams you're not a fan of then.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Many of us are castaways from that particular island!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (OoFl2)
Yup, that place was NUTS!!!!!
Posted by: Lowtax at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Many of us are castaways from that particular island!
Posted by: Piper
I got bounced for saying something about the Obama kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:16 PM (GD0B3)
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That's exactly what guys running an Op would say!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (n8kbA)
Trump as a 'deal maker' certainly is better than almost anyone else around in giving people impressions that might fall in with their own ideas but aren't what Trump precisely said.
I can see Tucker thinking he 'convinced' Trump to not attack with his genius brain while Trump said nothing concrete at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
I don't understand it either but I will note that Iranian state TV literally runs his stuff as reruns, along with a few others like Candace.
He has a LOT of viewers, if Twixxer numbers are to be believed, like millions every episode. Most popular guy on Twixxer streaming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:16 PM (PYyV9)
Oh, well. I can think of several teams you're not a fan of then.
I don't watch any of them, so fair enough.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (Riz8t)
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That's exactly what guys running an Op would say!
==
that is the funnies bit! what are they gonna say ? Yes, Trump was participating and an op ?
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (2GVsD)
that's what they *want* you to think
2) In his meeting, the two politely disagreed, & Trump held to his position Iran was a threat & didn't mislead him
ditto.
Posted by: anachronda has a tinfoil hat at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (v3pYe)
Fox fired him for a reason and I think it was because he was increasingly irrational and difficult to keep within the lines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I thought it was about releasing Jan 6 video. Maybe that was just an excuse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: C. Tarlson at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (rH1sR)
I would say it was on purpose and meant to get more publicity for her, but she has the IQ of a garden snail and would never be able to figure out a scheme like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
What surprises me is how bad he has been in hiding his new slant. For some reason he is in a huge hurry and is delusional if he thinks a couple shows of his is gonna fracture MAGA.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)
--
He did, and I always believed most of his positions were in line with conservatism. Maybe somebody should ask his wife if she found a pod lying next to him while he was sleeping....because he sure has changed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (dlUX+)
I took a look, and his latest post is:
John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance
It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
You aren't missing much unless you like a horrible circus populated with evil clowns.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)
Yup, me too. Registration was always closed. Then one day it was open and I got in, after months. Not much later it went to shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I have the infamous history of being one of the very last to be booted. And to be honest, I am not sure I ever was officially…I was ArmyWife there (and here) until I wasn’t, and had Tales from Ft. Livingroom. Let’s drag out the piano from the ONT closet and sing! 🎶 Memories…misty water colored memories….
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (2GVsD)
I took a look, and his latest post is:
John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance
It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)
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Oh, John Oliver destroyed American conservatism years ago.
Why is he punching so far down to the powerless?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (p7EWr)
John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance
It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)
You were able to get past the ads for Anal-Eze and rubber dons?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (YlWIZ)
I believe the term is "geometric logic", not trig.
Posted by: Cmdr. Queeg at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: runner
You know who sends them?
Deep cover Mossad.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (NcUvK)
I would say it was on purpose and meant to get more publicity for her, but she has the IQ of a garden snail and would never be able to figure out a scheme like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Fortunately, the Oscars did not have smell o vision.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (M9gjJ)
that's what they *want* you to think
2) In his meeting, the two politely disagreed, & Trump held to his position Iran was a threat & didn't mislead him
ditto.
Posted by: anachronda has a tinfoil hat at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (v3pYe)
Well the investigation would, by law be headed by DOJ or FBI, who could use CIA assets and information and order additional data collection.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
She seems to enjoy ranting about Jews, so I assume her natural inclination is anti-Semitism. But if she was offered enough money, she'd pretend to be a great friend to Jews.
Tucker is similar, but I really do think he's just not right in the head. Something happened. He was always a bit of a grifter, but he wasn't always this batshit insane. Something happened, IMO.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)
You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.
Pet peeve: being annoyed by someone doesn't mean they're a grifter. "Grifter" has turned into "fascist" or "racist" where it's just "someone I don't like", which is annoying.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Many of us are castaways from that particular island!
Posted by: Piper
I got bounced for saying something about the Obama kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NcUvK)
Toward the end of the purge he and his toadies were bouncing everyone who was not lock-step in agreement with him. And was sending his right-hand jerkoff man to plant racist shit on other blogs to frame them up.
Posted by: What a lunatic he turned out to be at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (TbWk/)
"That makes a lot of sense" is an entirely different statement than "I agree with you." Throw in a gratuitous "You're a smart guy, Tucker" for a little extra sugar.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (DtjNf)
Posted by: Anna Puma "
And Kilgore Trout has become a multimillionaire banning people.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (XuXeR)
Conan did a joke about how the Brits weren't nominated for anything but they arrest their pedos. Which kind of a lame joke but I can live with poking fun at the USA. The US and UK used to do this a lot, I do it with my Brit friend.
I mean clearly its factually wrong, but still, just a joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (PYyV9)
I believe the term is "geometric logic", not trig.
Posted by: Cmdr. Queeg
Trig is appropriate here as she wants to show Macron's wife is actual a tripod. The shadows cast like Holmes used in the Musgrave ritual, tell us the size of the timber.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NcUvK)
I think I said something in defense of something Ann Coulter said.... Got the boot and came over here... Ace was kind enough to take me in...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
And Kilgore Trout has become a multimillionaire banning people.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (aTgV0)
Because eliminating your customer base is brilliant marketing strategy. The ad revenue must be staggering.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
I took a look, and his latest post is:
John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance
It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)
Yeah I peeked back there about a week ago and its hardly even a blog, it looks more like US News and World Report from the 80s.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (8avO+)
― John Wooden
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)
*fap fap fap fap*
What? Nobody was watching!
Posted by: Buncha pervs! at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)
Unless they're Muslims. The joke betrays the arrogant disconnection.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Fortunately, the Oscars did not have smell o vision.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)
________
Her asshole?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
I was too busy with my life to read LGF, the early years. Didn’t Jarles go batshit crazy and ban all but the most sycophantic nutjobs from the blog? By the time I got there it was like the DU on crack. It was amusing for a while, but the regulars made conspiracy theorists look mainstream. It sounded like a ret@rded XFiles episode with extra vaguery.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (OTOad)
I mean, Biden was President for four years, so he does have a point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (DtjNf)
Oh, goodness, then you're just talking out of your ass.
I'll bet you've Cut The Cable and Don't Even Own A TV.
So righteous. So uninformed. So full of shit.
This fucking place I swear. Crammin' that stick.
It's nice you have an outlet for your issues, but
don't try that shit at the local tavern. You'll carry your teeth home.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (zdLoL)
Link to Campus Reform -
https://tinyurl.com/3edxnmrm
No word on whether the protestors were Antifa or Candace Owen fans
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S.
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In the case of people doing crap for money, fame, and power, grifter is the appropriate term. As they believe in nothing themselves (and Tucker's media career indicates that), they follow the path that gets them that--facts and reality be damned.
That is a low grade con artist--thus grifter because what they are doing is legal, but unethical.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)
But my alt persisted for a few more months.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)
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Her publicist put her up to it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (ESVrU)
Trigonometric logic is next semester.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (DtjNf)
Ah, but the Jewish strawberries! That's where I had them!
Posted by: Candace Queeg at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (aTgV0)
― John Wooden
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)
*fap fap fap fap*
What? Nobody was watching!
Posted by: Buncha pervs!
You missed a golden opportunity to sock Jeffrey Toobin. Minus 5 points.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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The ones that were dressed nice are probably the Turning Point types, the scraggly ones are the protesters.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)
It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)
***shudders***
Jon Oliver makes me feel badly about being a Liverpool supporter.
Fuqing guy is insufferable.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (3sXRv)
Uh, Pfizer?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)
Penzey Spices has entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (N39Ws)
Yeah, its almost like Trump is really good at dealmaking and negotiation. You'd think eh wrote a book about it or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (PYyV9)
Uh, Pfizer?
Posted by: man
Pfizer's base is the UD Government. That's who was paying them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (NcUvK)
I do think "something's up with Macron's wife" is the one thing she might end up being right about. People were talking about that long before her giant nostrils said anything.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (2ocoG)
Deep cover Mossad.
==
lol, they are exceptional. However, I would like to take this opportunity to mention that the French DGSE is quite formidable, and has been consistently present in Iran and Lebanon for a very long time.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (GD0B3)
― John Wooden
You mean like turning a blind eye to the cheating of UCLA booster Sam Gilbert in providing cash, apartments and whatnot to Wooden's players and potential recruits?
And please don't tell me that Wooden didn't know. Players talk. Word gets around. Coaches always know.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)
What's in the box?!
Posted by: Brad Pitt at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)
You can't make this up.
Posted by: eleven
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Buckley is worse and apparently an alcoholic from reports. His posts on X certainly indicate an inability to control what he says.
'Works' for Tucker's nicotine pouch company in some capacity.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
Indeed.........
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)
What's in the box?!
Posted by: Brad Pitt at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)
Chlamydia
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (N39Ws)
I mean, Biden was President for four years, so he does have a point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Have the Brits actually arrested ANY of the pedos? They brought them in for questions and are publicizing their actions, sure, and the King bumped down his brother's lodgings down a peg but have any been charged or arrested?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)
No.
A grifter is a con artist.
Tucker Carlson has been running con jobs on his audience since he was a liberal Republican on CNN, then a neocon war cheerleader, then an anti-war Trump populist, then a pro-Iran Jew hater.
He believes nothing, and spent his career running one scam after another. Megyn Kelly is very similar.
They are grifters.
I don't call Hannity a grifter, for instance. He's a completely consistent retard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: What a lunatic
His last thing was to say if you were caught commenting on another blog of ill repute (here and elsewhere), you would be banished to the nearest hinterland. I peaced out, it wasn’t hard because I wasn’t on much as things went more and more haywire.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Wmg4n)
I don't think I was booted. I think its because I just didn't give a shit about the place anymore and just stopped reading it. If I got booted, I wouldn't have known. Now, Free republic on the other hand I got booted for saying right after 9-11 that if we played cowboys and muslims the problem would be over by lunch time tomorrow. I did say shit too, so not sure what really pissed them off. Didn't matter, the place had the stench of judge smails types who step out of the shower to pee.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (snZF9)
Ahh... I see you have knowledge of one iceweasel in all her glory?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: Oldcat at March
The reference was arresting Prince Andrew. Not the Muslims.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (PUTaq)
Posted by: Ian S.
There are multiple children attributed to Brigette and the CO story is that the family killed a daughter and substituted Brigette who was a dude as the mother. Patently absurd as someone would have talked and we know that a male cannot have children whether transed or not.
The more mundane truth is that she was a cougar predator and that Macron is most likely bisexual or homosexual.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner
Someone posted last week of two weeks ago on why Mossad is so effective. Jews live everywhere.
Local kid born, raised up in Uzbekistan, looks local, lives local, but is Jewish.
Same with Spain. Same with Argentina. Same with every country on earth.
Much easier than trying to pass a white cracker off as a Kenyan. Or a pasty white redhead as a middle easterner.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Tucker at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ian S.
There are multiple children attributed to Brigette and the CO story is that the family killed a daughter and substituted Brigette who was a dude as the mother. Patently absurd as someone would have talked and we know that a male cannot have children whether transed or not.
The more mundane truth is that she was a cougar predator and that Macron is most likely bisexual or homosexual.
Posted by: whig
Now do Big Mike & his kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (xT8gx)
He seemed to think him snickering was going to make Putin have an outburst or something. He really didn't seem to be listening much to what was said to enlarge the point or rebut him.
Of course now the interview was a towering achievement of his as he boasted in his last vid.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (8avO+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0HqlbX7dc
Rowan Atkinson interviews Elton John. Very funny. Because we all need to laugh sometimes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Oldcat at March
The reference was arresting Prince Andrew. Not the Muslims.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Wmg4n)
They just questioned him though and sent him home though. Is he actually arrested or charged?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (snZF9)
I never got booted, because I didn't do the comments there very much, even to lurk. As he drifted off, I did the same.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (8avO+)
'Works' for Tucker's nicotine pouch company in some capacity.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)
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I wonder if there's a market for alcohol pouches?
/
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (PUTaq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (NcUvK)
What's your fucking problem, man???
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (dmDsy)
For the last two months I have said Tucker is a turncoat and needs to go away. But to him bad publicity is still publicly. And that is what he wants. For some reason there is money in it for him.
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)
Which is exactly what a retard would say.
QED
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)
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"Ham and Grifter" has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (PUTaq)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)
I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)
*******
From as long as I can remember Hannity has been consistent in his beliefs.
I think most of us fall along those lines.
When we see something is wrong even though we may have supported them in the past like Owens and Tucker. We aren't afraid to cut ties and call them out.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (dlUX+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dlUX+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (dlUX+)
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But of course.
Despite what anime might indicate, the idea of ninja is to be hidden, not to loudly announce your position like a member of COBRA.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 03:07 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: wferrin at March 16, 2026 06:38 PM (lCdHU)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at March 16, 2026 07:02 PM (CowIf)
Taqiyya Qatarlson: The CIA Is Preparing a Criminal Referral Against Me Just Because I Was Acting as a Foreign Agent for Iran
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because I gotta plead ignorance on this thing. Because if anyone had said something to me that that kind of thing was frowned upon... Last week I saw Taqiyya Qatarlson stating that if Trump negotiated with Iran just to lull them into a false sense of calm while he prepared to strike them, this would constitute a "sneak attack" every bit as terrible as the Pearl Harbor attack and furthermore, any official taking part in this -- including Trump -- should be and "punished right away." In other words, prosecuted.Tucker Carlson says that if the U.S. lulled Iran into a false sense of security before attacking, it would be as bad as Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor - and anyone who participated “needs to be punished right away.” pic.twitter.com/kjOqC9EAbx
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) March 9, 2026
WOW — Tucker Carlson reveals he is facing a criminal referral by the federal government for "talking to people in Iran before the war"
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) March 15, 2026
Tucker was in the White House multiple times lobbying President Trump against action there.
Who were these "people in Iran" he was talking… https://t.co/33xWuXGjue
He mentions being prosecuted as a "foreign agent," which I assume refers to acting as a agent of a foreign power without registering under the FARA Act. However, I doubt he's guilty of a FARA violation, either.
The Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), enacted in 1938, requires individuals or entities acting as agents of foreign principals (governments, parties, or individuals) to register with the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ)Being an "agent" would require him to have actually agreed to be an agent, or to have taken money to act on behalf of Iran. You can't just be prosecuted under FARA because you sympathize with dirty foreign communists and Islamists, as Taqiyya Qatarlson so clearly does. So I don't think he can be prosecuted here, either. Is Taqiyya lying about being a criminal target, just for clicks and sympathy? Very possibly! He is an inveterate liar. And his ally Cavernous Nostrils is literally threatening violence against Trump's government if they "come for Tucker:"
. It mandates public disclosure of their activities, finances, and relationship to promote transparency regarding foreign influence in U.S. public policy and opinion.
Key Aspects of FARA: Who Must Register: Agents engaging in political activity, public relations, lobbying, or soliciting funds for a foreign principal within the U.S..
Registration Process: Must register with the DOJ within 10 days of agreeing to act as an agent, providing details on their relationship and activities.
Reporting Requirements: Registered agents must file periodic supplemental reports, including detailed reports on income and expenditures in support of their activities.
Exemptions: Key exemptions exist, including those registered under the Lobbying Disclosure Act, journalists, and individuals engaging in private, non-political commercial activities.
Enforcement & Penalties: Enforced by the DOJ's FARA Unit, violations can lead to criminal charges if willful, or civil actions, including potential fines and public disclosure requirements.
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Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Duke lowell at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
-Tucker Carlson
"He's really just talking about optics, man. You gotta listen closely."
-Carlson's stans
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (p7EWr)
He went a-cruising down the ville.
The Muezzin was a-standing on the radiator grille ...
Then they all got smoked by a MOAB
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XTURA)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (RG3mK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (4NO2D)
It is a mystery.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
It is a mystery.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)
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Apparently, it's all untrue about the CIA giving a criminal referral to the DOJ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
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He'd be prosecuted for FARA violations, if anything, not disseminating classified intel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (p7EWr)
The number of fake war rules that people come up with amazes me.
What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)
I confess that I am not a world renowned historian but I don't recall the US declaring war on Japan in... checks notes... 1894.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)
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Hmmm. I'm not sure if misinformation could still be classified. Maybe. Or if it's still illegal to pass classified info to foreign enemies, even if the government expects you will pass the info alone.
So ... if the information given to Fucker was classified and he passed it to enemies in Iran, he could still be guilty even if it was false info and he was expected to pass it. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)
Which duly explains his bizarre behavior and going off the MAGA reservation.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (YT4ZZ)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (RG3mK)
Tucker is way down on my list.
Posted by: RI Red - somebody? at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (5vqJ+)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (VE6XX)
And the funniest part about Tucker’s claims that Trump committed a “war crime”; what if Trump never actually told that to the Iranians, but just told it to Tucker? And it was only Tucker the fool who gave the Iranians that info?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Mh6s8)
What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?
But did Tucker Carlson cross state lines? I understand this is always an important factor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (sHfXa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (W2Pud)
I'm kidding of course. A white guy on the CBC. Lol....
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)
And the funniest part about Tucker’s claims that Trump committed a “war crime”; what if Trump never actually told that to the Iranians, but just told it to Tucker? And it was only Tucker the fool who gave the Iranians that info?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Mh6s
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Candace is gonna ride into battle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (6jGJQ)
I take lying scum. Japan and the US were at peace when pearl Harbor happened. With the exception of the Panay Incident no shots had been fired between the two countries.
Now look at Iran and US scuffles over the past 47 years that resulted in hundreds of American murders.
Tucker needs to be chucked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)
It's fun to read about, tho.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (cGjQu)
It seems the Fibbies blew their budget investigating .... Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/ynw9rz75
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (nY3Go)
Posted by: Pope Urban II at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM
It's not meant to be taken literally. I'm sure he meant the producers of any anti-Jew ordinance.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (RG3mK)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)
But glad they are wearing their antisemitism loud and proud now, I guess. I had to tell a friend to stop with his Bolshevik garbage and thinking we would stay in contact. Thank you, but no. I don’t have time, patience or energy to deal with racists and antisemites.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (OoFl2)
Please do not let this guy in the WH ever again.. please
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)
Were they just conducting drills? Joyriding around the gulf to pick up chicks? When you roll in with that many assets, that probably means you're going to engage with some purpose.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (M9gjJ)
That will show Tucker for lying!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (c5MnQ)
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Blessed be Islamic nuclear weapons . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)
So I guess the pope thinks it was okay for the Iranian regime to kill over 30 thousand civilians ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (VE6XX)
I'm always here for you, Ace.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sHfXa)
Isn't the contention though that he has accepted money to act as a ... flack/hype/fluffer guy for Qatar (and by extension Iran?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)
he's always claiming he doesn't even own a computer, because he's afraid the US government or Israelis will "plant child porn" on it.
Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."
So he's a liar.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (u73oe)
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Are you joking? Don't you think the CIA influences the DOJ?
I wish I could be that optimistic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (aZm/F)
Anyone who says that they ride at dawn should have someone show up at their house and play Reveille at deafening levels at oh-dark-thirty.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)
Just taking bets over / under about when the "Nothing Will Happen" guy shows up.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (nY3Go)
That will show Tucker for lying!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)
Anything interesting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)
That will show Tucker for lying!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)
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Does he include his own work to get the country shut down?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (p7EWr)
Arizona man who admitted to crucifying pastor asks for death penalty so 'we can move on with our lives'
. . .
Sheafe, 51, is accused of murdering William Schonemann, the pastor of New River Bible Chapel, in April 2025 before mutilating the man's body. Schonemann was found dead with his arms spread out in his bed and his hands pinned to a wall, authorities said.
. . .
Sheafe told Fox 10 last year that the murder of Schonemann, 76, was part of a plot targeting more than a dozen Christian leaders across the country in a mission he called "Operation First Commandment."
He has claimed that Schonemann and other Christian pastors were leading followers onto a false path. The defendant’s father, Chris Sheafe, told the Arizona Family that his son had become obsessed with the Bible and has a large tattoo of a Hebrew word for God on his neck.
https://is.gd/amKaEt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)
no, no one would evert do that on social media, I mean really, to stoop so low, just for clicks and engagement??
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson"
Was someone talking about the way he was dressed?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)
________
"Hey, what about meeeeee?"
-- Kamala
"And meeeeee!"
Gay Talafreako
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)
Anyone who says that they ride at dawn should have someone show up at their house and play Reveille at deafening levels at oh-dark-thirty.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)
I dunno. 'I pledge myself to Obama.' was pretty damn cringe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (c5MnQ)
Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."
So he's a liar.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
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"The government can only read computers. My phone isn't a computer!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (p7EWr)
He went a-cruising down the ville.
The Muezzin was a-standing on the radiator grille ...
Then they all got smoked by a MOAB
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM
I don't like this.
Posted by: Sharif at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
Just for the sake of argument, how can a sitting President be prosecuted for any private discussions undertaken in the pursuit of international diplomacy?
(Yes I know the Dems tried to impeach him for that, and also that the attempt was a farce)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Mh6s8)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (sHfXa)
Posted by: TheITGuy2 at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (v9ncW)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (dOyjb)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16,
As a lawyer, and if this was your client who was told information was classified, but it wasn’t because it wasn’t real, but it was hoped the not really classified information would be passed along, what would you do with this argument? 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)
Good Morning or Afternoon everyone. It's still morning here in the People's Republic.
As Randy Newman said in his song 'Another perfect day....'
Today's Fox Biz Varney Viewers Trivia Question:
Who has the most Oscar wins for acting?
Don't care
Brain-dead almost talentless slut (can suck an apple thru a garden hose)
Drug-addled cue card reading nit-wit
Talentless spoiled narcissist
I may have edited the answers a little......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)
I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM
I understand this reference
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (tljrc)
So he's a liar.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
A phone could have texts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
She cited abortion, LGBTQ and transgenderism as the reasons
"It’s impossible to be a faithful follower of Jesus Christ while remaining a member of the Democratic Party as it exists today."
"I cannot reconcile that platform with Scripture. I have compromised my relationship with Jesus for too long, and I’m grateful God did not give up on me — He gave me time to repent, turn, and be fully devoted to Him.”
"That conviction includes the issues I cannot reconcile with Scripture: abortion, the normalization of the gay lifestyle, and the push to redefine gender."
This is so brutal for the left. It will keep happening. SHE MADE THE RIGHT MOVE!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)
I did consider that, but... I don't think he's that good of an actor. He really comes off as a self-righteous, hateful nutbag.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM
Not yet, but his failure to replace the stays in his collar rubs me the wrong way.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (xT8gx)
Bad news everyone: they are trying to make an animated Firefly that occurs between the series and movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Henry Nostrilitis Waxman at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (YT4ZZ)
A modern smart phone is a computer, but lots of people think they're different.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (Zr/2T)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
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*confused look*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (p7EWr)
Qatarlson and Owens have devolved into the paranoia that afflicts the narcissistic. Some might think its tragic but I think it's par for the course.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (M9gjJ)
هی، خانم زیبا، بعداً برمی گردیم تا شما را ببریم.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)
yeah but that's a computer you hold in your hand, and I"m pretty sure people watch videos on phones.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
2. I'm mad at him because he made me think a couple of years ago that he was the real deal, "And clearly he's not!"
3. I still would like Candice Owens to blow me.
4. I apologize for saying number 3 out loud.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:45 PM (dmDsy)
So does Trump prefer dive bomber or torpedo bomber?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Kt19C)
He might be as gay as the cardboard Khameni...
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (erF49)
Just find another Scripture.
Posted by: James Talarico at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
I'm being pedantic, but no one considers their phone a computer (even though it is a computer- and a powerful one by historical standards.)
Tucker is being wacky enough, we do not need to engage in a semantic tickle fight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
Just find another Scripture.
Posted by: James Talarico at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (gKWVE)
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He literally did that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Candace, wearing hip waders at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
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Plus, he's a self-preservationist/narcissist. No way he'd risk putting a target on his back that is attractive to revenge-minded Islamists.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (bNf8H)
So he's a liar.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
Only stupid boomer think it is possible to text by phone.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)
There is a comedian on 'X' (or TikTok) that actually nails the Tucker Delivery. He's been mocking Tucker quite effectively in the past week.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)
She cited abortion, LGBTQ and transgenderism as the reasons
And she just now noticed this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM
* nods *
Posted by: Well-endowed Women who bat for the Other Team at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (sHfXa)
I hope she publishes her riding route. She'll have to bring a pack mule for all her video equipment though.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (afFes)
What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?
Posted by: 18-1
Also, we used three dice when initiating the attack instead of two, which would have been more fair.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
I'd tend to agree. He comes off as unstable- not acting. That in of itself could be acting (maybe he studied the works of Glenn Beck) but I don't think so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)
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Is it too late for them to hold a Brit Milah for Cucker?
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (1Chk9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (p7EWr)
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Unless you bundle your insurance with Biberty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (65cLN)
No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)
Kneeler or 'Papist stooge' works too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (93YsA)
Posted by: Scott_T at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (2waQ7)
What a wonderful phrase
Taqiyya matata
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Taqiyya matata
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)
>We ride at dawn
In fairness, there has GOT to be a horse in her studio somewhere.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Oof at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
>I could tell her panties were wet and she was asking for it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (xT8gx)
He's too gay to be a true believer in Islam.
He's just in it for the money.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)
I just searched Duck Duck Go (Yes, fine, I'm a fag!) for "comedians mocking tucker carlson" and that phrase was not recognized.
What does that mean???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)
Tucker has been adamantly calling out the foreign influence of Mossad / Israel on American politicians (AIPAC) over the past month. Jokes on him, the foreign agents in charge of our administration and Congress don't like being called out.
Tucker doesn’t care about Gaza, he calls out Israel because he is a rabid anti-Semite, Christian nationalist and white supremacist. Broken clocks occasionally right and all, but he is absolutely not a good person.
Meanwhile, the real foreign agents are anyone aligned with aipac. JFK wanted to list the precursor to aipac as a foreign agent (he was killed before he could). Also, as much as I loathe Tucker, if T imprisons him for essentially free speech, it'll be like Navalny.
Tucker really is a Russian asset and a serious threat to our national security. He's someone I would encourage tue CIA to watch like a hawk.
So is the president and most members of congress, heck people like Obama's chief of staff even went to serve in the IDF after 9/11 instead of here.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (JCZqz)
No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)
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The last pope to call for a war was Innocent XI in 1684.
Popes just don't call for war and haven't for hundreds of years.
Expecting some kind of compromise choice from the College of Cardinals in the early 21st century to declare a war against Islam is just...not realistic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (fq8Zx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (u73oe)
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Liberty biberty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16,
As a lawyer, and if this was your client who was told information was classified, but it wasn’t because it wasn’t real, but it was hoped the not really classified information would be passed along, what would you do with this argument? 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)
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I don't know enough about this area of the law, or the specific facts of this case to offer any advice.
I think any info can be classified, even false info or info that may have been true at the time but later turned out to be false. I don't know exactly what information Fucker was given, so it's hard to judge.
Same thing with giving him info knowing it will be passed. Kinda like a sting operation. If an undercover offers stolen goods or drugs to a buyer, and the buyer buys, it's still a crime even those the undercover expected the buyer to buy.
Do I think anything will happen? No. It's possible tha Fucker is making he whole thing up for attention.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)
>We ride at dawn
In fairness, there has GOT to be a horse in her studio somewhere.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (gKWVE)
She rides alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
>We ride at dawn
"If you help me find my keys, we can drive out of either nostril!"
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (erF49)
During negotiations, Trump offered a deal where the U.S. would provide nuclear fuel for Iran's reactors in exchange for a 10-year halt on uranium enrichment, but this offer was flatly rejected by Iran. The Iranian negotiators insisted on their "inalienable right" to enrich uranium.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (KMzr2)
She is coming across as a very bad person, in addition to being obviously looney
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (xT8gx)
(maybe he studied the works of Glenn Beck)*
LOL
ding ding ding fried chicken dinner
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (dOyjb)
Posted by: Let's you and him fight at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Marcus T
Clever. I'd bet the Mossad came up with the whole plan.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM
*swoons*
Posted by: Biberty chick at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)
Time to revive the phrase 'Fifth Columnist'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)
Zombie Charlie Daniels smiles down from heaven....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM
*swoons*
Posted by: Biberty chick at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)
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She's a Waffle House 5, but she's got good taste in canoolees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats
We don't get a vote.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
The truth is that there is a massive FUD campaign being launched against her for the purpose of dividing Charlie Kirk's coalition, and you're falling for it.
You are allowed to step away from the whole thing and not comment. This is what I generally do. But you should recognize horseshit when you see it, and Ian Carroll and Milo "Nero" Yagarglepenis are absolutely peddlers of horseshit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)
No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)
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The last pope to call for a war was Innocent XI in 1684.
Popes just don't call for war and haven't for hundreds of years.
Expecting some kind of compromise choice from the College of Cardinals in the early 21st century to declare a war against Islam is just...not realistic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)
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That, and if this pope did ever call for a war, he'd more likely call on Iran to defeat Israel.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
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I believe that Qatarlson's son, Buckley, works for JD Vance as his Deputy Press Secretary in the Office of the Vice President.
Hmmm ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (1E1O2)
But Popes still think they can be players.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
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You don't have to like her to see that what Owens is doing to her is wrong in every way.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (afFes)
More to the point, did he cross state lions with young gulls for immortal porpoises?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)
British woman made a satire Disney animated "preview" of The Caliphate
The songs are good - 2nd one made me cry
@theposieparker on x
@kelliejaykeen on youtube
youtu.be/T2-pLURiq-4
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ZpHph)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026
It’s a much funnier scenario to think he was set up, though, looking all smug in the WH.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (XeU6L)
That, and if this pope did ever call for a war, he'd more likely call on Iran to defeat Israel.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
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He'd turn his open area front porch to his entire country into a target, including the resting place of St. Peter.
The popes giving up political power and armies made it more about the individual soul than political influence.
Maybe one day that will change again, but not even Benedict would have raised an army.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)
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I don't think so, because Vance was saying and doing questionable things outside of Cucker's involvement. His constant excuses for the woke reich "influencers" for example. "These are just kids making funnies, let's not ruin their future", when we are talking about 20-30 year old men. At Kirk's memorial, he went all "big tent" when there are clearly people who need to be tossed out pronto.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)
I wonder how long Tucker's son will be working for JD Vance? He was hired before Tucker went really off the rails.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM
Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc.... The rest are for Jardiance and Biktarvy.... I have a strong nostalgia for the good old days when most TV ads were for Budweiser and Coors....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)
Except you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
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I have apparently seen this commercial far more than you have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GQ50h)
Posted by: Denny Crane - It's Like They've Never Heard That Before! I Need a Drink! at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (dmDsy)
They should begin by nailing this Pope to their front door.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026
It’s a much funnier scenario to think he was set up, though, looking all smug in the WH.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (OoFl2)
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I think he was set up. I think Ace is right that he was set up with bogus dogshit info that he was expected to pass along. I think that's part of why he (Tucker) is pissed. He thinks he's a Big Influential Deal with insider access. It's gotta be a blow for him to learn he's less than a DUFF.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Insurance commercial salesmen at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)
Probably. I really do not watch broadcast TV.
Does not come up when I search. Just 'canoodle.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson"
Was someone talking about the way he was dressed?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (cGjQu)
The trouble started when 'all that hair fell out from underneath....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (QGaXH)
What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?
Posted by: 18-1
I watched a lot, too much, 'news' this weekend. Oh the hand-wringing about how long the war is going to last. Their tranny Superman movies will take years to make, but it's horrible that the war isn't over.
Talking point two was how come the Strait wasn't completely protected. It's almost like war is unpredictable.
And I did watch Martha Radditz and Donna Brazille on ABC. Good bye pants....
Said no-one ever. Except maybe Carville. We should breed him and Radditz to create living skeleton warriors.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes
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A shaggy dog has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM
Not gonna lie...that commercial makes me chuckle. By contrast I want to visit harm on Doug and that effin' emu.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
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I was assured he was going to the WH because he was influential on the administration, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (p7EWr)
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I don't know what those people have said and I don't care. All you have to do is watch videos of her, listen to her, watch her and see that she lies a lot. And something is seriously off about her.
If you only form opinions about someone based on someone else's views, grow up.
I can see this on my own.
I don't care what Candace says or the others you mentioned. It's pretty obvious with anyone elses commentary.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GQ50h)
Mocking is not silencing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
You are allowed to step away from the whole thing and not comment. This is what I generally do. But you should recognize horseshit when you see it, and Ian Carroll and Milo "Nero" Yagarglepenis are absolutely peddlers of horseshit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)
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It's also entirely possible to make ones own observations about her actions in the wake of her husband's assassination and come to the conclusion that what she's done is unsavory in your personal opinion, regardless of whatever anyone else has to say about her. Just saying.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (3BwY8)
With horses, of courses.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)
Why do they have multiple ad campaigns running at the same time? Can this possibly earn them more money??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)
Probably. I really do not watch broadcast TV.
Does not come up when I search. Just 'canoodle.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
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I don't watch broadcast TV either. It's on a loop on something that we watch regularly.
It's her mispronunciation of cannoli.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)
I'm not taking about direct calls for war, but rather the bending over and spreading cheeks for Islamists and other regimes, and otherwise failing to even be rhetorical defenders of what is supposed to be the One True Church.
Posted by: Moral cowardice is still cowardice at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)
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Are you going to cry?
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM
Not gonna lie...that commercial makes me chuckle. By contrast I want to visit harm on Doug and that effin' emu.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bFu5X)
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The one with Doug Junior in school is peak insurance commercial, tho.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)
Ooooh, how scary! I'm literally laughing at that stupid sentence. We ride at dawn? So now she's Paul Revere? What a clown show. SMH
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)
I figured it had to be cannoli related, but just figured you were doing a retarded bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)
Who told you she's lying?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (93YsA)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)
Ah....the classics.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM
More likely dromedaries.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Or incindiaries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)
Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc....
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The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
******
There is nothing wrong with her. She is great.
Stop falling for the propaganda.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (PYyV9)
and co-opts that into I say, by talking and cavorting with the governments of foreign countries that are enemies of the United States, why that's exactly the same as the CIA monitoring your Amazon Prime watchlist!
No it's not, you retarded ding a ling
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (REq0p)
Cut back on the Candace Owens.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)
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I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (afFes)
Unless you bundle your insurance with Biberty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Now I want some La-zag-na and canoe-lies
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (QVmho)
There is nothing wrong with her. She is great.
Stop falling for the propaganda.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)
No, she's child trafficking, having an affair with JD Vance and had her husband killed because he was talking bad about Israel, you see......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: William Joyce, AKA 'Lord Haw Haw" at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (RG3mK)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (abIsI)
Nope. Read the treason clause again. It says nothing about needing a declared war. If it did, you couldn't try someone for aiding a sneak attack.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (93YsA)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Zr/2T)
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The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)
That's only because the personal injury lawyers are hogging all the billboards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (8DR9B)
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Low margins, lots of competition. They need your business...
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (fq8Zx)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (erF49)
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Too early on a Monday for Gay Cardboard Ayatollah? Need to ease into GCA. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
He's not wrong but the truth is guys like him are exactly why the CIA exists LOL. They are supposed to check on men who work for foreign countries to undermine the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)
But the spin-off TV sitcom sucked caveman balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (GQ50h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
That's a FULL day, laddie!
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (bss/y)
You got it all wrong.
Erika Church was born a man. She's the father of JD Vance's next child.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (erF49)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Mr. Mayhem
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Stateless
Actually, that would be a great comedy, but they're too crazy to make it.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (RG3mK)
I thought they got one in the 16th century. Guy's name was Luther, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (SnlQk)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (erF49)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (xT8gx)
Because most other companies have figured out that TV advertising costs significantly more than they earn. That's why pharmacy and insurance dominate: they are the ones still buying ad time. Its not like TV networks are seeking out these businesses, that's who is offering ad buys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (PYyV9)
Tucker needs to be chucked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (2GVsD)
Nor did the Japanese seize the U.S. Embassy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (kBisb)
I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (afFes)
"I've got type II diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)
*******
I record Mark's shows on Fox.
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD,
I love that song!
Kill the beast!!!
My second favorite song in that movie
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
I'm sure he prefers it that way.....
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
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oh, please, when it suits his fascist ass he is all for it, like when he wants the government to investigate and arrest Levin, Loomer, [insert another Jewsih name here] for annoying his fascist sensibilities by being alive and saying things that displease him
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.
But...he's a Joooo!!!
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)
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I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (afFes)
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Naaa.
I'm too busy hitting on the red head with depression and pushing Rexulti.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (VE6XX)
just like, apparently, you're supposed to surface before you torpedo a boat from a sub.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (erF49)
Ha! This reminds me of when the Dutch Translation Group "Oasis" (not the band) translated the Japanese MSX2 game "Xak II" to English, and they translated "Church" as "Kerk".
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)
Mark has enough sense to know which way the wind blows.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (fZiTB)
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Yes, though I suspect the CIA may have been pushing the boundaries and spying on Americans who have no literal connection to any foreign entity at all (thus violating the Constitution), because them dirty folks did not get the clot shot
I may be completely wrong though (pretty sure its the NSA doing that)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (GQ50h)
In case the America bros let you down too hard with their hypocrisy.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)
They are the poster children for 'pay to say.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm always here for you, Ace.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sHfXa)
Ah yes, the man who wanted to be a US Senator because the people of Juarez needed a voice in DC.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (kBisb)
If I were her parents, I'd advise her to step out of public life after such a tragedy. But I understand why she doesn't... her husband was clear that he wanted her to have the reigns if something happened to him
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (fZiTB)
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)
Trump is doing some spring cleaning! Or Persians calling Chaharshanbe Suri , when they burn all the crap to start their New Year - Nowruz.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.
I saw that last night. Sadly VDH didn't shout out Ace's cruelty.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)
Insurance companies are yuge companies with piles of money selling a product that is nearly identical to their competitors'. They can't compete on product, so they have to compete on getting eyeballs through ads.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (wa/yD)
"Someone set up us the bomb!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bluebell
.......
Like Elaine Benes
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)
All we have to do is put out proof that yes, he was duped into providing Iran with false information.
And, for the rest of his days, loyalists to the mullahs will hunt him.
PS:
I'm sure Candace envisions her "ride at dawn" to be thundering calvary cut with soaring "Ride of the Valkries" background music.
But I don't know how that's going to help the actual visual of a sole piggy on a tricycle bouncing down a dirt road.
Cause that's how threatening her vow is to the rest of the world.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (HXT0k)
I do believe there are a LOT of bad actors out there, so some kind of Program for this particular play may we worthy of making....
Posted by: Denny Crane - And If There Are Nude Photos, Well, Who Am I To Stop You? at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (8DR9B)
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There's one in PA that always cracks me up. The guy's face with a cheesy grin is pasted onto Yoda's body and the billboard says something like "Win, we will. There is no "try."
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (DgMqy)
It's an opportunistic appeal to authority so the progtard, pro-Commie, pro-Islamist, pro-tyranny cockfags can say "see? Even the pope agrees with us!"
Posted by: It's useful propaganda, that's all at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GhIJO)
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
The irony is that somehow, the dancing hamplanet from the commercial, DOESN'T have diabetes.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (wa/yD)
How do you know all this about him? Who told you? Why do you believe them?
I'm indifferent to Carlson. I don't watch Candace, but I've seen enough of Erika's videos to give me the creeps. That's a personal opinion.
You can love her if you want to. Relax.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)
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This is what makes me wonder if he's really a useful patsy to invalidate the suspicions that the government is in your underwear reading what brands you favor
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (bPDZc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (afFes)
Like Gaston!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (4Ntlw)
Nope. Read the treason clause again. It says nothing about needing a declared war. If it did, you couldn't try someone for aiding a sneak attack.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (93YsA)
Yeah, that didn't hit me as right either.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM
Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc.... The rest are for Jardiance and Biktarvy.... I have a strong nostalgia for the good old days when most TV ads were for Budweiser and Coors....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)
The ads reflect the expected demographic viewing the show. If you want young people ads, you need to watch young people shows. (laughing!) I see a lot of old people ads too - but all I watch is Varney, Kudlow, and the old movie channels.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
Wow…this is…wow. And what would be wrong? The part where she lost her husband in front of her child? The fact she is trying to keep his vision alive in honor of him? The fact she is being torn to shreds by kooks in every corner, both known and unknown and learning in real time no one is really trustworthy, it’s all a viper pit? My guess is Charlie protected her from that fact. Help me to understand what exactly the right protocol is under such circumstances, because my Emily Post does not have a section on this. Charlie Kirk’s are not a dime a dozen, no one will fill his shoes. And do not ever underestimate how catty some women are when the one in front of them is prettier. Do not underestimate how some men view pretty women as stupid and silly. Not all, in either one of these cases. But some.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (OoFl2)
Of course, once they get that card they quit paying. But hey, good for a month or two.
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)
Their elaborate commercials are probably why their premiums took off and why I switched elsewhere over 20 years ago. I remember when GEICO had shitty commercials that looked like they were shot with a VHS camcorder and only showed late at night.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)
That's what Candace's freakout is all about: she wanted her or her husband to take over TPUSA. He was one of the candidates before Mrs Kirk took over. She wants to leverage Kirk's wife out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (kJmLc)
I thought they got one in the 16th century. Guy's name was Luther, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (8DR9B)
Vandross? Love that guy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (bss/y)
See how it says "war" and "enemies" there?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (REq0p)
wut ??
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (AUL7F)
Of course, once they get that card they quit paying. But hey, good for a month or two.
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (65cLN)
Well…some, anyway. Which is why even now I have uninsured/underinsured motorists coverage.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GQ50h)
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FIFY
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)
So the muslims announcing their support of Hezbolla and Iran need to go?
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (kJmLc)
All of the accusations that I've seen flow from the 12 year old girl level claim that she didn't break down crying in public so Charlie either isn't dead or she had him killed.
I've been in a similar situation and I also didn't wander around in a public daze weeping. Because shit had to get done. So I'm gonna mock the everloving shit out of that trash.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GhIJO)
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (dK+Kv)
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Nobody takes cheap shots like Gaston!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
And the Constitution ends at the border.
There is no "but if you're a reporter/journalist" exception.
It's as stupid as trying to claim "but it was a private conversation!" because you blabbed to the stool pigeon in jail.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
If you own gold, you will never die. Even if you throw yourself in front of a semi going 70 mph down the Interstate.
Posted by: Gold Bugs and gold investment ads at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
I think it is almost a certainty that the CIA is easing his texts and that no doubt someone in the IC thinks they can break his balls by getting him jammed up legally.
That doesn't make his rhetoric in support or defense of Iran right. Or any of the parts where he dances awful close to raw anti-semitism. But the IC is still filled with terrible people who terrible things.
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (NlEaG)
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The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.
i'm right here, you know!
Posted by: jb's fantastic finds at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)
So the muslims announcing their support of Hezbolla and Iran need to go?
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (kJmLc)
Along with half of Congress and the former POTUS and his white trash family.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (gKWVE)
I thought they got one in the 16th century. Guy's name was Luther, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (8DR9B)
Vandross? Love that guy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (bss/y)
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[Gives side-eye]
-- Luther Stickell
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
That's why i dont get his a whoring ways to every country that rhymes with My Tar
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (REq0p)
See how it says "war" and "enemies" there?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)
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1. Or is in there.
2. The Islamic Republic has been an enemy of the United States for nearly 50 years. Just ask them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (p7EWr)
Vandross? Love that guy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (bss/y)
Big Kentucky Fried Chicken eatin' muthaf*cker.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
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You don't have to like her to see that what Owens is doing to her is wrong in every way.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (afFes)
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Completely agree with both statements. I just can't shake a very "Tammy Faye Baker" vibe I get from her.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
His son in JD Vance's office?
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (kJmLc)
I've been in a similar situation and I also didn't wander around in a public daze weeping. Because shit had to get done. So I'm gonna mock the everloving shit out of that trash.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
Anyone raised with "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!" parents isn't going to cry, even at a family member's death.
I didn't at my mother's funeral, and she wasn't particularly old when she died (still in her 40s).
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (wa/yD)
I have had every single one of the closest and most beloved people in my life taken away by death and been rejected by my fiancee. I know pain, I know mourning, I know what its like and how you behave.
Those people can go straight to hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)
I do....it says the person accused of treason is levying war...it does NOT say that we have to have DECLARED war anywhere....
What is with all this wish-casting lately about what constitutes treason?
I
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
*points*
A FLAT EARTHER!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner
Technically it's a "geodesic".
Posted by: Bernhard Riemann at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Yes, they have. So has China. But that doesn't necessarily make it treason to aid or comfort them, because legally "enemy" means more than "he hate me"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (PYyV9)
There are so many insurance and pharma commercials because commercials are largely ineffective and don't justify their costs so only the biggest players actually invest in them at the highest of levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (p7EWr)
Maybe he does a good job. It's not like Deputy Press Secretary is that big a deal. Perhaps we should not crucify the lad for his father's failings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
*****
I prefer him on television. His voice is calmer, but strong and he has a commanding face.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (NpAcC)
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.
The Congress shall have power to declare the punishment of treason, but no attainder of treason shall work corruption of blood, or forfeiture except during the life of the person attainted.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (dmDsy)
You haven't seen enough of her old videos to see that the not-crying part is the least of it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (aZm/F)
LOL I cannot wage war against the United States government by any acts I take. War is a declared state between two or more nations, which you are involved with, not a personal act.
I and many others are annoyed with people throwing around "treason" without even knowing its legal meaning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (PYyV9)
Maybe he does a good job. It's not like Deputy Press Secretary is that big a deal. Perhaps we should not crucify the lad for his father's failings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)
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All children adhere to their parents ideology.
Also, no children of conservative parents remains conservative because of progressive teachers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:32 PM
Nether are Neil Oliver, Judge Nap or Col McGregor...all mouthing the anti-Jewish lines
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Don Black
Riemann died of tuberculosis in Italy
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Lnjzl)
Going out of your way to be vile to a widow in a thread about Tucker's treasonous behavior and you seriously expect us to believe you aren't gargling Tucker and Candace's balls?
Sure thing, buddy.
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (aqZN1)
Yes. The Noisemakers will continue to make Noise.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (DgMqy)
I've been in a similar situation and I also didn't wander around in a public daze weeping. Because shit had to get done. So I'm gonna mock the everloving shit out of that trash.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
She actually cried a lot in public the days after his assassination.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
How dare she lose her husband to assassination.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (kBisb)
"Conservative" commentators turning radical left is an old thing.
34 Years ago I was in a small audience that listened to Russell Kirk give a speech about Lord Acton at the inauguration of the namesake Institute. In it he outlined how lunatic the Mr. "Power Corrupts" became Marxist in his dotage.
A prophetic address. He looked delighted giving it and glancing at Fr. Sirico while grinning slyly.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Y8DZL)
I have, many times, which is why it annoys me when people misuse the term. Nothing in the full clause changes the legal meaning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)
" One of the most infuriating thing people do about Mrs Kirk is too claim that she's not mourning correctly.
...
Those people can go straight to hell."
which has been my opinion as well, from day one.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (MIIRH)
I was 6 years old, she was 9.
Ever since then, I would rather mask then cry in public.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (PHCb/)
Also, no children of conservative parents remains conservative because of progressive teachers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (p7EWr)
Jihadists children do, why not Tucker's son?
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)
@FmrRepMTG
If you’re noticing Tucker Carlson being attacked from literally every direction of the political machine. ⁹
It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
And that’s why I’m deeply concerned for my friend Tucker Carlson and his family.
These people are vicious and evil and will attempt to destroy anyone and everyone that reveals the truth.
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With MTG for you, who can be against you?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)
Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.
to prove the power of flex tape, we adhered tucker to the mullahs!
Posted by: flex tape at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Lnjzl)
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.
Hasn't Iran been in a declared war against the US for decades?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
You can love her if you want to. Relax.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)
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A lot of people are reflexively white-knighting Erika because her husband was generally agreed upon as a huge asset to our side.
The fact is they don't know shit about her other than she was married to Charlie, and now she's the head of TPUSA evidently on Charlie's wishes.
They're also defensive of her because of the idiots "on the right" attacking her like Cavernous Nostrils. One can have never seen, heard, or read Candy O or anyone like her, independently observe Erika Kirk's public persona in the wake of Charlie's death, and come to the independent conclusion that her public persona is off-putting. Carrying on the legacy of your assassinated husband is one thing. Giving your kids to other people to watch while you go on the talk show circuit while his body is still warm rubs me the wrong way. Deal with it.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (kJmLc)
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Yes. JD says he does a good job.
You would think his dad would STFU and not jeopardize his kid's career.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (erF49)
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uhhhhhhhhhh
Honey, maybe lay off the steroid sauce for a day
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (REq0p)
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For Heaven's sake, calm down.
If having to like everyone was a prerequisite for posting here, there wouldn't be a blog.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
You haven't seen enough of her old videos to see that the not-crying part is the least of it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (aZm/F)
So how much money is Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson (or both) paying you?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (kBisb)
Bad boy bad boy
Watcha gonna do
Watcha gonna do when the zutts come in you
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (gKWVE)
Yeah a bunch flipped after Bush left office, it was sad to watch. Especially the women are sketchy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (PYyV9)
Insurance companies don't make money off of premiums collected, they make money off of investing those premiums.
So a $10 million ad campaign is a business expense against their taxes.
And even if it only gains $3 million in new premiums, it's worth it.
That's not a $7 million loss, it's $10 million in reduced taxes and $3 million in increased revenue; net $13 million.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (cz34i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (PYyV9)
Which only underlines the stupidity of transferring manufacturing to China, yet it goes on.
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (sJdzi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)
It always irks me on true crime TV shows when the police detective assumes the spouse is guilty because they're not "acting sad"... maybe they're guilty and maybe they're not, but the way they're acting says absolutely nothing.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
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[Gateway Pundit:] "JUST IN: Trump Heaps Praise on Ex Never-Trumper Mark Levin and Slams His Critics After Megyn Kelly Calls Him 'Microp*nis Mark' – 'Those that Speak Ill of Mark Will Quickly Fall by the Wayside… THEY ARE NOT MAGA'"
[Trump post:] https://is.gd/T5xvTC
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (EFFJl)
Posted by: flex tape
Man, what can't that stuff do??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (NpAcC)
Maybe, or maybe the plan was to augment the father's reach?
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (kJmLc)
Those people can go straight to hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (PYyV9)
What does it mean to mourn correctly, anyway? I have never understood that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (kBisb)
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Laughing out loud. Not enough.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (aZm/F)
Yeah I love it when a writer has a cop say "people react in a lot of different ways, that doesn't mean anything." Also I love it when a cop admits that coincidences happen all the time and aren't meaningful either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Will the Gulags have Wi-fi?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: flex tape
Man, what can't that stuff do??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Watch me fix this Navy ship!
Posted by: Ayatollah Abdullah at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (8AONa)
She is fine, I've seen videos of her before her husband's assassination. Very impressive in her own right.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: flex tape
We sawed Kharg Island in Half!
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:25 PM (erF49)
I have, many times, which is why it annoys me when people misuse the term. Nothing in the full clause changes the legal meaning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)
Pedantic argument.
The Constitution says clearly that when an individual wages war on America, he is guilty of treason. That kind of implies the Founders believed that a single person could, indeed, "wage war".
Oh, but since you say an individual can't wage war on a country, then everything's fine, and hell, that clause ought to just be scribbled out. That about sum up your point?
What the fuck are you smoking, man?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:25 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (NpAcC)
I am finally working through some of that in therapy as an adult.
And by God's grace, despite our trials, we all truly loved each other.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (lS/WZ)
1. Maybe he is.
2. Maybe he isn't privy to secrets.
3. Maybe he's loyal to his boss.
Not every child follows in the footsteps of the parent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (ExV1e)
I think people can dislike or be distrustful of Mrs Kirk without having to be a stooge or a puppet. Its unfair of me but she reminds me of a televangelist's wife, not that Charlie was anything like those scum. Doesn't mean she's a bad person or is untrustworthy, its just the "vibe" as the kids say with the flashy shows and makeup and clothes.
But the stuff Candace is going on about is not just low its actionable and insane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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[recollects 'The Merry Minuet']
They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Texas needs rain
The whole world is festering
With unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans
The Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like
Anybody very much
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)
It always irks me on true crime TV shows when the police detective assumes the spouse is guilty because they're not "acting sad"... maybe they're guilty and maybe they're not, but the way they're acting says absolutely nothing.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (xT8gx)
The inverse can be true too - "she was crying so much it seemed like a performance." If they have it in their heads that you're guilty, anything and everything you do is now evidence of that guilt.
Posted by: It's part of the training at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
LOL I cannot wage war against the United States government by any acts I take. War is a declared state between two or more nations, which you are involved with, not a personal act.
what if i'm a sovereign citizen?
*shifty eyes*
asking for a friend
Posted by: anachronda at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (v3pYe)
My lifetime has spanned (barely) “Paul is dead!” through the Priory of Sion and into “Fire doesn’t melt steel.” Many, many people don’t need to be paid to dig deeply into conspiracy theories, and will in fact spend much of their own time and money taking part in the frenzy around the theory.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (W/QOq)
No, you are inferring that. It doesn't imply anything other than someone who goes to war against the USA is guilty of treason.
Seriously, what would "war against the USA" by a single person look like? How would that be distinct from just protest, or crime? Does he drive a tank into a base and start shooting it? What does this one-man war consist of? Its irrational.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (PYyV9)
1. "levies war against [the United States]" (ie., goes to war against the USA, whatever that means)
OR
2. "adheres to [United States] enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere"
The statue doesn't require a formal declaration of war, although it would be easier to determine who the "enemies" are if there was such a declaration.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (iFTx/)
Anybody very much
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)
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heh
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (cz34i)
You all do recognize the sarcasm here?
Or is it irony? Juxtaposition?
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (bss/y)
No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)
Richard Condon's novel "A Trembling Upon Rome" made me kind of appreciate the anti-pope John XXIII. General, Pirate, Lawyer... I'll leave it to you to decide which role made him more amoral.
When he was tried at the Council of Konstance, he's answer every charge with a dismissive "I've done worse than that". After about 20 times the prosecutor finally blurted out "well, what's the worst thing you HAVE done?"
"I allowed myself to be brought here"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
Anybody very much
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)
Kingston Trio. This is how you know Mike Hammer is a man of refinement and distinction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (bss/y)
You all do recognize the sarcasm here?
Or is it irony? Juxtaposition?
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (bss/y)
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That's not his original post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
I don't understand what that means.....?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QGaXH)
She had to be destroyed, and the only way to do that in this day and age is by "her own side" (lol) because everyone knows leftards are hate-filled fags.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (KMzr2)
Kingston Trio? I thought it was Big Gay Al!
Posted by: Phil Connors at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (W/QOq)
I think it comes down to what "enemy" means. It cannot just be people who don't like the USA, for instance. I would argue that it has a very specific meaning as suggested in the first clause: enemies we are at war with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (PYyV9)
@FmrRepMTG
If you’re noticing Tucker Carlson being attacked from literally every direction of the political machine. ⁹
It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
And that’s why I’m deeply concerned for my friend Tucker Carlson and his family.
These people are vicious and evil and will attempt to destroy anyone and everyone that reveals the truth.
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With MTG for you, who can be against you?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)
You know who else was gonna run for preznit and totally crush the opposition?
Michelle avenetti.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (fsX9w)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (p7EWr)
Ah ha!
So Joooos DO control the narrative! *runs around head on fire yelling 'THATS REALLY FUCKING HOT!'*
*falls out window*
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (bss/y)
I'm just asking questions... *furrowed brow*
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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And probably over 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (cz34i)
"I really despise this widow that happens to be the target of two grifting traitors to our country, and conveniently raising my grievances with her to distract from Tucker being a literal agent of Iran, but I'm totally not getting spit roasted by Candace and Tucker while I'm typing this guys. Ya gotta believe me!"
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (KMzr2)
lol.
I'm too old to be "let down" by anyone.
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (GQ50h)
I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
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More than 80% of the oil that flows out of the Strait goes to China and India.
Every barrel can move in different ways. UAE has a pipeline that normally does 800,000 barrels a day and is now doing 7,000,000 per day. Traffic has been redirected around Saudi Arabia to avoid the Persian Gulf altogether.
And the current prices are making operations extremely profitable for American shale oil, which will ramp up production and drive prices down.
Also, Qatar's promised $150 a barrel is dead. I can't seem to get past $100 now except on weekend trading.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (p7EWr)
Attainder means you hold someone responsible for what their parents or other close persons did, but they are not guilty of. It was used by kings to imprison someone who's ancestors were enemies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (Lnjzl)
Posted by: deep thought at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at
Oh this is awful, I am so sorry. This is another reminder of traumatic events that happen as a child aren’t just “gotten over” through children being “resilient”.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (aZm/F)
He went a-cruising down the ville.
The Muezzin was a-standing on the radiator grille ...
Then they all got smoked by a MOAB
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
I just love songs with a happy ending.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (I9a5Z)
Because he would win and they know it.
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One of us is delusional.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (XeU6L)
*falls out window*
Another tragic victim of the pernicious Hebrew
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)
Because he would win and they know it.
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Oh dear Lord please shut the fuck up
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (KMzr2)
That's almost as stupid as taking Stephen A. Smith seriously as a Presidential candidate.
FFS, we're a stupid society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
The CIA is going to refer him for criminal charges, he says. Can the CIA actually do that? Have they ever done that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (azNOR)
I don't understand what that means.....?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QGaXH)
________
It means that forfeiture of assets for treason can only extend to the guy convicted of treason. In England at the time, not only did the treasoner forfeit his assets, but his (innocent) offspring did as well. That's the "corruption of blood" concept: sins of the father corrupt the sons too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless
......
Besides the vegemite and raw squid?
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (uCWuL)
Posted by: Sarge at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (ibIN8)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)
Because he would win and they know it.
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Oh dear Lord please shut the fuck up
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026
Milo is, or was, her social media director. It’s all so shockingly incestuous in that world, you know?
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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And probably over 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM
____
And he doesn't give a damn about a Greenback dollar...
Posted by: Tom Dooley at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (2Ez/1)
https://is.gd/YXIrUt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
The old ways are best.
https://youtu.be/06piNt__2JM
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)
Hah!
CBD should add that to his nic.
CharlieBrown'sDildo, Pernicious Hebrew.
I like it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (PYyV9)
My original post/point remains, Ace's rantings are indistinguishable from Mark Levin.
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (cz34i)
Wait a sec.... are you accusing ace of editing your post?
Magic 8 Ball says: Unlikely
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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No.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (XeU6L)
https://is.gd/oH3ejA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)
Oh, NOW they change the rules.......
Posted by: Shaq in Kazaam! at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (aqZN1)
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I'm not new here. After 100 comments just about any topic pops up. It's okay, you're safe. If I were being paid, my comments would be so much better than the slop I write. This place makes me laugh. And now for more reasons than Ace and the regular commentators' humor.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (aZm/F)
I don't understand what that means.....?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QGaXH)
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"I believe that "attainted" is what they used to call sunburned assholes back in the day."
/obligatory Josh Brolin
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (4jCKV)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (OoFl2)
Ah yes. That cavalier and dismissive attitude about kids going through rotten shit makes me want to start throat-punching people.
Posted by: Oh SPARE ME the waterworks, kid! at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (KMzr2)
I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)
LOL all these "conservatives" who suddenly need an excuse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (cz34i)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
Thank you. I don't have a source but some talking head said the Saudis also prepared for this. US oil production being ramped up would be great.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)
YoOu should add that to the Urban Dictionary
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)
POTUS:
“Susie Wiles is an incredible Chief of Staff, a great person, and one of the strongest people I know but, unfortunately, she has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer, and has decided to take on this challenge, IMMEDIATELY, as opposed to waiting.”
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (dE3DB)
Vance will be trailing well behind Rubio when the 2028 season kicks off.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (erF49)
It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
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Even if he didn't have the tremendous baggage of years and years of shameless grifting behind him, Tucker Carlson would be unelectable.
He is simply too viscerally off-putting and unpleasant. He's extremely grating and sanctimonious, and the cackle is... something else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Sorceror at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)
Might not be enumerated in the Constitution but it's definitely in one of the penumbras.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I am not taking credit for MTG.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (M9gjJ)
https://tinyurl.com/2sd6nzhc
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
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The way people are talking about the Strait, it's like 50% of all worldwide oil comes out of it and there's no infrastructure to move it any other way.
Which is all false.
It might be 20%, the vast majority goes to China (imagine China suddenly needing to buy American shale oil just to keep the lights on), and there are pipelines all over the ME because...everyone in the ME hates Iran and have been building contingencies for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)
What about Tucker Carlson's son? Shouldn't we agitate to have him fire based purely on his relationship with someone we don't like?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)
the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
Posted by: runner
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Technically it's a "geodesic".
Posted by: Bernhard Riemann
Look at all y'all with your spherical trig COS/TAN/SIN privledges.
*no math*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
The Warhammer 40K approach.
Posted by: The Tribunals have about a 120 year backlog so... at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Actually, great point.
I don't have to boycott Japanese schoolgirl horror movies. Crisis averted.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)
They built a pipeline across their country from north of the strait just in case this stupid crap happened. Opened this year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (KMzr2)
This is not good news at all for Vance. It will be interesting to see how he finesses himself out of it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (fZiTB)
I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
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Their constitution severely restricts military action against countries they are not formally at war with. So they are kinda caught in a bind. Unless Godzilla shows up in the Strait, I assume they'll stay out militarily.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
They built a pipeline across their country from north of the strait just in case this stupid crap happened. Opened this year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)
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And is currently running at 11x its February traffic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (Qa8VA)
Hey man, it's been a tough couple of weeks, all those up and downs! Just relax, buddy, we got you covered, Oily!
Posted by: Trump Admins War Policies at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (bss/y)
What about wealth and taste?
Posted by: How long's be been around? at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)
He has previously stated that he would not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)
Which is all false.
It might be 20%, the vast majority goes to China (imagine China suddenly needing to buy American shale oil just to keep the lights on), and there are pipelines all over the ME because...everyone in the ME hates Iran and have been building contingencies for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (p7EWr)
On the Sunday morning shows yesterday, the obsessing about the Strait and oil prices was... I'll just say excessive. Almost like those talking heads were wishcasting for a catastrophe with which to blame Trump
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)
I am such a dork I see that and think Magic the Gathering
Vance will be trailing well behind Rubio when the 2028 season kicks off.
I hope not but I think you are probably correct. Rubio would be Bush III
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (aZm/F)
Absolutely, I agree. Its just a different crime than treason, in my opinion. Possibly covered under the Sedition laws.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)
Hey man, it's been a tough couple of weeks, all those up and downs! Just relax, buddy, we got you covered, Oily!
Posted by: Trump Admins War Policies at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (dmDsy)
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American shale oil is immensely profitable at $90 per barrel.
The peak was more than a week ago (during weekend trading) when it got to about $125 a barrel.
Hell, ships have gone through the strait without turning off their transponders while Iran promises not to hit the 80% of traffic that goes to India or China.
The strait is effectively a non-story at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: How long's be been around? at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Please allow him to introduce himself.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ...
I hope they're right about that!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Which is all false.
It might be 20%, the vast majority goes to China (imagine China suddenly needing to buy American shale oil just to keep the lights on), and there are pipelines all over the ME because...everyone in the ME hates Iran and have been building contingencies for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (p7EWr)
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Is it even 20%? I thought it was much lower, maybe around 5%. Hard to get accurate info now that the whole thing has become politicized.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)
He has previously stated that he would not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)
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Thank you, I had not heard him say it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (aZm/F)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there
https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
I think that guilt by association is so easy to smear people with and mistrust over is the reason attainder is covered several times in the Constitution.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (PYyV9)
https://tinyurl.com/2sd6nzhc
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
Hopefully, she didn't get the 'vaccine.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (aZm/F)
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He limited shale exploration, but I don't think there was actually any draw back on existing.
It's just, when oil is at $60 a barrel, it's not that profitable, especially to open new sites.
Besides, it's been more than a year of Trump's admin pretty much saying, "drill baby drill."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (A/tlT)
Leftists: Iran is strategically brilliant by trying to close down the strait!!!
Also Leftists: Iran is strategically brilliant by opening up the strait!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (PYyV9)
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there
https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
Everything that c*nt said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (cz34i)
Is it even 20%? I thought it was much lower, maybe around 5%. Hard to get accurate info now that the whole thing has become politicized.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
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A quick search told me 20%.
I'm open to that search result being wrong. It felt high to me.
But, still, UAE and Oman both build pipelines because of Iran.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)
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See, it's okay to not like people on this blog.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (aZm/F)
https://tinyurl.com/2sd6nzhc
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
Hopefully, she didn't get the 'vaccine.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump says she's staying on while going through treatment. I worked through my cancer treatment but I don't have even half the stress level she has to have with hers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (N39Ws)
https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn
She should go do this experiment.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
What if Mothra flies over?
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (kJmLc)
*no math*
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Or SPELLING!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Sorry Man, I HAD Too!!! LOL at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)
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But was she right about the Jewish space lasers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)
This sounds oddly like a Lonnie Donegan track.
Posted by: Katherine of Oregon at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)
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My guess is that as, Kingmaker, President Trump will ask them to run as a team (Vance/Rubio 202
so that Rubio becomes the heir-apparent to Vance.
However, it might be better for the country if Rubio remains Secretary of State (in addition to Military Governor of Cuba).
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (SKARu)
I think the Biden administration stopped issuing any permits as well, but there's been nothing that legally prevents any more being done now that Biden is out of office.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (PYyV9)
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Where, what, instead of stoned you get loved to death by Christ?
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: runner
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Technically it's a "geodesic".
Posted by: Bernhard Riemann
What kind of a kink is geodesic?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: FilmLadd at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (YLFdw)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (A/tlT)
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hahahahaah, Now this is why I read the blog.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)
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She completely flipped on immigration enforcement when Trump targeted construction companies.
She owns a construction company.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (KMzr2)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (cz34i)
*******
Have you seen Levin' s penis? How do you know it's smaller than yours?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lefty Lurker at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (GQ50h)
https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn
She should go do this experiment.
Posted by: Piper
If this encourages even just one AWFL to emigrate to Iran in time to live under the mullahs and basij, then it will be worth it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Nood.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (Sco7b)
Why are you even here? LOL
Cobloggers often edit posts of people who are clearly here just to cause trouble or are spectacularly stupid above and beyond the call.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (A/tlT)
I can't lay off her until I lay on her. That's just logic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)
Trump says she's staying on while going through treatment. I worked through my cancer treatment but I don't have even half the stress level she has to have with hers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (N39Ws)
The First Lady worked through her treatments as well. She rocked the bald head every day. Tough broad, she is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there
https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
Everything that c*nt said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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The same commie losers -- like Reid -- who whine endless about women having "rights" taken away by Big Bad Right are over the moon about the 9th Circuit's insane decision allowing adult men with dicks in all nude, female-only spas. It was undisputed that girls as young as 13 went to the spa and would be forced to walk around naked with naked adult men.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)
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She has proof that John Wilkes Booth worked for Mossad.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (SKARu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (dlUX+)
I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
I saw a report that CBC's viewership was down to less than 3% of potential viewers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)
This is my take as well. IQ around 85....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (xT8gx)
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there
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You First!
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)
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Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Like Spock on This One! at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)
They're part of the weather control apparatus and aren't designed to beam further than the top area of troposphere, so she was only partly right.
Posted by: Laser sharks wearing yarmulkes at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (8zz6B)
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I'll bet they get bailed out by the Canadian government.
/
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (SKARu)
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (cz34i)
What does that mean???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)
Bing sent me to some videos of SNL guy doing Tucker impersonations.
https://tinyurl.com/4yujvx77
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (5xuJ/)
Or SPELLING!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Sorry Man, I HAD Too!!! LOL
I run comando with autocucomber turned off. It's the only way to post smack on this smart ,ilitary blog.
*goes with the pants optional theme too*
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Posted by: Ellie Mentry at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (03s+M)
His performance in the Trump administration has not lived up to my expectations.
I am already giving Rubio a seruous look, and am strongly leaning towards him for President in 2028.
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Money Center Banks that Pushed the Tricolor Securities Fraud Are Being Sued by the Investors That Were Defrauded
, because Tricolor’s customer base was an “underserved community.”
While all parties involved deserve ridicule for thinking that a pool of lower-than-subprime loans could make a high-quality security, the lawsuit doesn’t just allege that the big banks were pushing a junk product, the allegation is that there was willful blindness to the fraud that was occurring. Further, with the fraud in plain sight, the banks continued to earn underwriting fees for promoting these fraudulent securities.
“Tricolor Noteholders Sue JPMorgan, Barclays and Fifth Third” [Bloomberg - 02/27/2026]
In their suit, the noteholders claim the banks ignored “clear evidence” of fraud, including “alarming” 2022 and 2024 audits of the company, because they were earning millions of dollars in fees underwriting Tricolor’s securitized notes.The CPA audits of Tricolor indicated waving red flags, including: • Nearly half of payments received on a given day were posted to the wrong account. • Defaulted loan accounts showed financial recoveries from repossessions, even though the subject cars were not actually repossessed. • Loan delinquencies were inaccurately reported and re-aged so as to show those loans not being in default. The plaintiffs accordingly allege that: • JPMorgan, Barclay’s, and Fifth Third “responded by hiding what they had learned and sticking their heads in the sand to avoid learning more.” • JPMorgan, Barclay’s, and Fifth Third withheld or misrepresented adverse information in offering materials for investors. Per the plaintiffs’ suit, “Defendants fueled and perpetuated Tricolor’s Ponzi-like fraud.” When the Tricolor fraud blew wide open, JPMorgan’s CEO, Jamie Dimon, was quoted as saying ”It is not our finest moment. When something like that happens, you can assume that we scour every issue, every universe, everything about how it could be taking place to make sure it doesn’t take place from here. You can never completely avoid these things, but the discipline is to look at it in cold light and go through every single little thing, which you can imagine we’ve already done.” Dimon added, ”When you see one cockroach, there are probably more.” To repeat what I said back in October, If there are more “cockroach loans” like Tricolor that are about to blow up, it is not an economic indicator, rather it is a sign that banks and investment houses abandoned their underwriting standards in pursuit of woke cred. I’d also argue that it’s not fair for Dimon to blame employees whose “discipline” was lax. While this is only my opinion, I will state with a high level of confidence that plenty of lower-level analysts and underwriters at JPMorgan knew just how uncreditworthy Tricolor was, but senior management pressure for Community Reinvestment Act credits, woke bragging rights, government favor, etc., compelled every layer of credit approver to recommend approval for a lending facility that objectively should have been rejected. Mr. Dimon stated that he was going to look at the Tricolor debacle “in cold light and go through every single little thing.” I hope he did. And if he has not yet uncovered why the underwriting and approval chain felt they could not decline the Tricolor facilities, then the light is clearly not cold enough. As the lawsuit by defrauded investors moves forward, the question I’m most interested in isn’t “Who knew how bad Tricolor was, and when?” Instead, the question I have is why did otherwise intelligent bankers think they had no choice but to consent to promoting Tricolor as a good credit risk when the fraud and lack of creditworthiness were so evident. [buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:01 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 11:02 AM (4NO2D)
The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 16, 2026 11:02 AM (Kt19C)
, because Tricolor’s customer base was an “underserved community.”
When I see rhetoric like "social bonds" and "underserved community" I know it's a signal to run away like Usain Bolt chased by an angry emu.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 11:04 AM (PmzbF)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:05 AM (1YL6+)
I hope that cold light eventuallycomes from a naked light bulb in a SuperMax cell.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 11:05 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM
Buck, you are being kind. These securities were much worse than the sub-prime mortgages, which were at least backed up by real estate (inflated, but they still existed).
A used car's value drops by the day, and my guess is that a fair number of these cars were simply abandoned, towed, and then auctioned for a tiny fraction of their value.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 11:06 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 11:06 AM (ehY6c)
Methinks Jamie Dimon doth protest too much. He's embarrassed they got caught
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 11:06 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
For the same reason many investment bankers didn't blow the whistle on subprime mortgages in the early '00s. They got their marching orders from a government that knew precisely nothing about investment banking. See also, EVs and automakers.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)
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Posted by: Second Fourth Bank at March 16, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Methinks Jamie Dimon doth protest too much. He's embarrassed they got caught
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 11:06 AM (xT8gx)
He's pulling a Captain Renault.
Posted by: He is shocked, SHOCKED at March 16, 2026 11:08 AM (TbWk/)
OTOH, there was an electric school bus conflagration that burned other buses and we haven't had pics/video of it.
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"Nah. Just me."
-- Biggest Baddest Cockroach in the Valley
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:09 AM (iFTx/)
Nah. It was in pursuit of dollars from...guess who?
So we blew past the $38T debt mark...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:09 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at March 16, 2026 11:09 AM (fr2Zm)
He's pulling a Captain Renault.
Posted by: He is shocked, SHOCKED at March 16, 2026 11:08 AM (TbWk/)
Le Car!
What a piece of shit THAT was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 11:10 AM (u73oe)
Doesn't that contradict the basis for the lawsuit?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:10 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Did I mention he's retarded? at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bernie Madoff, American Hero at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (Qrqtl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Yay! Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (NcUvK)
I know! We'll tell everyone what washing machines, hot water heaters, gas stoves, and lawn equipment they are allowed to own!
Posted by: Government employee humanities majors who never mowed a lawn in their lives at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
Nah. They were towed to Mexico, then turned into sales or parts, lightly cleaned and resold.
Used to see caravans of these vehicles headed south thru Texas...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (XuXeR)
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at March 16, 2026 11:12 AM (oftw2)
Used to see caravans of these vehicles headed south thru Texas...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (XuXeR)
They're still flowing.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)
You know exactly why. They got a phone call from the White House saying "nice bank, it'd be a shame if something happened to it".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:12 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM
Dude, I think your whole post (which is great btw) answers that question. When your boss, and his boss, and boss -et al- say to do it... well, don't you kinda just, do it?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 11:12 AM (dmDsy)
You're a retard that your history knowledge only starts the previous 24 hours. How the fuck do you remember to breathe?
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If I recall correctly, Jamie Dimon was one of the main financial market influences on the Lightbearer, the Shit Midas, the SCOAMF. I take the likelihood of his being innocent and pure about the same as that of the greeter at a Nevada brothel.
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Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:15 AM (bH6aI)
You're a retard that your history knowledge only starts the previous 24 hours. How the fuck do you remember to breathe?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:12 AM (oob1u)
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Well, if the brain doesn't need oxygen, then not remembering to breathe isn't much of an issue there.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 11:15 AM (4h45B)
Yeah, but now they're mostly wreaked and w/o tags...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:14 AM (XuXeR)
Paper tags
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:15 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 16, 2026 11:15 AM (ZVgZ4)
But there are potentially nice fat profits to be made on bad loans -- so long as you ain't the last guy holding the hot potato when the music stops. The plaintiffs in this case bet they wouldn't be the last ones, that they would take the profits and unload the dogshit on someone else. They lost that bet.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 11:14 AM (99eI0)
And an official AOS branded green eyeshade, pocket protector, and "How to Mount Shelves" guidebook.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 16, 2026 11:16 AM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Banks everywhere at March 16, 2026 11:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Didn't I tell you that you were a dullard and I pity your family for even knowing you?
Why are you still here?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Pretty Sure I Was The One That Did That... at March 16, 2026 11:17 AM (dmDsy)
but prosecutions would be better.
I have to take all sorts of corporate training sessions and many of them tackle this sort of fraud and argue Fedgov will fine the company and put you in prison for doing this sort of crap
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:17 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:17 AM (XuXeR)
Doesn't that contradict the basis for the lawsuit?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:10 AM (oob1u)
How so?
Posted by: Honest question at March 16, 2026 11:17 AM (TbWk/)
they are incapable of embarrassment, I see it more as grubbing frantically to keep any credibility in the financial world where the only sin is losing money.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 11:17 AM (MIIRH)
Get a bank and you can rob everybody.
Posted by: As we all well know at March 16, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)
I would bet money that they were threatened with being fined/imprisoned for *NOT* doing this crap. We know the Biden junta threatened all the tech companies, and I'm sure they didn't stop there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:19 AM (2ocoG)
ESG pressure. They were pressured from the federal government to support businesses that helped illegals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 11:19 AM (PYyV9)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Banco at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (ehY6c)
Difficult to repossess the collateral, the cars, the drivers of who fled to Mexico. Plus the people who took the loans were here illegally and may have been given false names.
But megabrain Jamie Dimon thought it was necessary to organize a bailout. He's smaaaht
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (sl73Y)
'cuz that's where the money is.
Posted by: Wille Sutton at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (2Ez/1)
They were probably told "comply, or you'll meet President Boasberg".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (2ocoG)
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*raises hand and waves wildly* I know I know!
It's because the Barky/Biden regime told them that taxpayer bailouts were guaranteed when the banks would declare financial emergencies when Tricolor collapsed.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:21 AM (XuXeR)
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"It's much better to commit multi-million dollar fraud than to be called a xenophobic racist, bigots!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:21 AM (sTJ+N)
Yes. Like pouring 20 buckets of dog shit into a barrel, stirring, then pretending you have something other than a barrel of dog shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 11:21 AM (IG3/x)
These are not mom and pop investors suing. These are professional investors who should have recognized the risk immediately.
Like a slip and fall case. If you see the grape on the floor you don't step on it intentionally and fall on you ass then expect the grocery store to pay you a big settlement.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:21 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 16, 2026 11:22 AM (Kt19C)
Yep - like Obama forcing loans to black institutions and unqualified black business owners.
This shit has been rampant for the last 16+ years.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 11:22 AM (erF49)
Yup, when I see the hordes of grasping foreign welfare pirates squeezing half the federal budget into their massive Democrat-run rakeoff schemes, the first thing I think is "I am definitely not serving these dusky sneakthieves nearly enough. We should serve them more. Dig deep, brothers."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 11:22 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Hon Derbert as Mr. Gizzard at March 16, 2026 11:22 AM (7Q0e+)
You mean to say that stirring dog shit into vanilla ice cream doesn't make vanilla flavored dog shit?
Who knew?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:22 AM (XuXeR)
The most shocking thing is that a business model specifically formed to sell and finance used cars to Spanish-speaking illegals was not only itself legal, but at one point was worth billions of dollars. The securitized debt in question was alone worth over $2B.
Incredible.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:23 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 11:23 AM (d6BF2)
Not in Texas any more.
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:20 AM (XuXeR)
Only took five plus years to correct.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:23 AM (oob1u)
Which is exactly what caused the 2008 mortgage meltdown.
When the government pays banks to give bad loans AND threatens them to make those bad loans of course they are going to - you get more of what you reward and less of what you punish
But...the Gods of the Copybook Headings will always eventually show up...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 11:24 AM (xT8gx)
The world as we know it = house of cards...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:24 AM (XuXeR)
See, here I bet an AG from a red area could get a bunch of convictions arguing it was not...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 11:21 AM (IG3/x)
1. True, but gross.
2. I was thinking of taking a trip to The Barrel. It's been a while since anyone has visited it, so I wonder what it's like inside nowadays....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 11:25 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Yeah, but as an American company, Tricolor's corporate logo is red, white, and.....
Oh.
Ooooooh.
I wonder why nobody saw the signs, there.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 11:26 AM (Kg4+n)
When the government pays banks to give bad loans AND threatens them to make those bad loans of course they are going to - you get more of what you reward and less of what you punish
The choice of Bear Stearns as the sacrificial example in the 2008 meltdown is a bit more interesting given that's where Epstein launched his career.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:26 AM (2ocoG)
I wish Obama would just shut his piehole and stick to stuff he's really good at, like monumental architecture.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:27 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:27 AM (sTJ+N)
We all know why the banks looked the other way. Its because they are run and managed by true believer democrats.
Currently stranded in thr Orlando Airport. For two days. This storm coming through has ruined airline travel today.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 16, 2026 11:27 AM (7HdSs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 11:22 AM (BI5O2)
I love that and I am going to steal it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 11:27 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:27 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Fly-By-Night Motors at March 16, 2026 11:28 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
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Any of you suckholes want to come up here and knock me off?
Posted by: CHP Patrol Vehicle at March 16, 2026 11:28 AM (XvL8K)
See, here I bet an AG from a red area could get a bunch of convictions arguing it was not...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)
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Tricolor was huge in Texas. According to an earlier post from Buck on this, Tricolor was like the 3rd biggest car dealer and lender in TX. If a very red state like TX didn't/couldn't do anything, then nobody could.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:27 AM (XuXeR)
LOL
Yeah, I was thinking more of a weekend trip, like an open tag or something....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 11:29 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: CHP Patrol Vehicle at March 16, 2026 11:28 AM (XvL8K)
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Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (u73oe)
Posted by: Longing for a limerick at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/1)
/US District Clown and Defacto POTUS Judge Bozoberg stayed
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:13 AM (bH6aI)
I say it a lot, but I think it probably takes a lot more training and talent to be a professional clown than it does to be Judge Boasberg.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (0U5gm)
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Perverse incentives.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (sTJ+N)
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (vFG9F)
No one.
And no one cares.
He's been seen hocking his wears at grocery stores where no one pays any attention to him whatsoever.
The world is healing, in some areas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 11:31 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
__________
Any of you suckholes want to come up here and knock me off?
Posted by: CHP Patrol Vehicle at March 16, 2026 11:28 AM (XvL8K)
Ponch, is that you???
Posted by: Baker at March 16, 2026 11:31 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (0U5gm)
How DARE you thinking you have control over your own money and know better what to do with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Used to see caravans of these vehicles headed south thru Texas...
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 11:11 AM (XuXeR)
They're still flowing.......
Posted by: Sponge
I'm sure my 2005 Nissan is down there somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:32 AM (NcUvK)
No one.
And no one cares.
He's been seen hocking his wears at grocery stores where no one pays any attention to him whatsoever.
The world is healing, in some areas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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I never heard of this so I just googled it. It was launched in September 2025. 6 months ago. I never once heard of it before today. And after today, I will forget I ever heard of it, and go back to never hearing of it.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
*Wells Fargo has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (NcUvK)
That's not code for anything, is it?
Posted by: Sounds like it might be at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Only took five plus years to correct.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:23 AM (oob1u)
Now they hand you a metal tag, which is good for a year, so they can send you another metal tag to replace it.
For the environment......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Just because they didn't doesn't mean they couldn't.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 11:34 AM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
I call bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:34 AM (NcUvK)
That's not code for anything, is it?
Posted by: Sounds like it might be at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Guess it should've been hawking......oh well. You get the gist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 16, 2026 11:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Stop earning the Stupid Party nickname!
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 11:35 AM (OTOad)
Posted by: Murray Langston at March 16, 2026 11:36 AM (oftw2)
No one.
And no one cares.
Dodgeball >>>> Stiller's pisswater
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
‘ The ruling class puts the fucking whip to every working American to pay for their army of indolent foreign CHUDs, and then tells us they're underserved. It's gold-standard propaganda gaslighting.’
Gaslighting so pervasive that some working Americans buy it. Someone should gas the Gaslighters.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 11:36 AM (jbnUc)
I never heard of this so I just googled it. It was launched in September 2025. 6 months ago. I never once heard of it before today. And after today, I will forget I ever heard of it, and go back to never hearing of it.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)
https://is.gd/MKGPei
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
But Texans' business and political leaders get to enjoy a large portion of the attendant takeoff. And the GOP ones are eagerly lunging into the cash pile with their own well-worn rakes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)
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Finally, somebody other than me recognizes what phony Steve Jobs was
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 16, 2026 11:37 AM (C1otw)
Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ehY6c)
No doubt. The Left in Texas control more than you think. We have borrowed a number of government supervised programs from California. The first one that comes to mind is the Workers Comp system. The problem is that it is attorneys who make these reform recommendations. Guess which side most attorneys fall on.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:37 AM (oob1u)
Except.
Think back just 18 months ago:
If Kamala would have won, they wouldn't dare sue.
Think back to the GM bailout, where Obama forced bondholders--who have iron-clad priority under law--to take a loss so the union pensions would be saved.
You think they gave up their rights under the law out of altruism?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 11:37 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Don't Start Son, Ben Stiller Is Not Worthy Of That Riff. at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM (dmDsy)
"Sergeant, does this mean we're done for the day?"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM (99eI0)
The soda is called Who Gives a Fucking Shit. Ask for it by name.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM (KMzr2)
It's always one battle after another round these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM (p7EWr)
The simplest approach:
The Democrats have argued every single vote protection measure proposed or passed since 2000 will disenfranchise millions of voters. Since then *0*....ZERO...have been disenfranchised. That's right, its a proven fact not a single eligible voter has lost the right to vote.
So it makes no sense why they would oppose simple ID here, like you need to get on a plane, or to drive, or to get into a government building...until you consider how they stole the 2020 election.
Now if every R said something like this...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)
"Should the Constitution of Virginia be amended to allow the General Assembly to temporarily adopt new congressional districts to restore fairness in the upcoming elections, while ensuring Virginia’s standard redistricting process resumes for all future redistricting after the 2030 census?”
To all those smugly doubting if it's temporary: It's literally written into the text that typical Virginia districting standards are resumed after the 2030 census. Please learn how your state's legal system operates.
Maybe republicans will consider a gerrymander ban nationwide now with all the bitching and moaning ive seen from them in this sub
Summarizing the comments on this; people love gerrymandering when the GOP does it. But not if the democrats do it. Okayyy Russia bots
Good on Virginia for taking a stand in working to repel the MAGAt manipulation of gerrymandering. MAGAts only know how to cheat and steal. They lie about *everything.*
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Murray Langston at March 16, 2026 11:36 AM (oftw2)
But not Gene Gene he Dancing Machine.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (1YL6+)
But, he funds them so they ignore him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (JCZqz)
They live in a parallel universe where every day is opposite day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
It's always one battle after another round these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You joined the Navy?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (NcUvK)
But Texans' business and political leaders get to enjoy a large portion of the attendant takeoff. And the GOP ones are eagerly lunging into the cash pile with their own well-worn rakes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)
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And Texas is seeing the most deportations in raw numbers per state by not a small margin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:39 AM (p7EWr)
After filing my taxes I deserve at least one thank you note from one of the Somalis I am paying for.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:40 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 11:40 AM (W2Pud)
Republicans *are* countering this. The media just doesn't cover the counters.
MFM strategy:
1) Lie
2) Retract it later but buried on page 47
Everyone sees the lie, nobody sees the retraction.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (2ocoG)
That's "perfect" gerrymandering.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
For the environment......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
But it's much harder to make fake metal tags.
The amount of fraudulent paper tags in Texas became a running joke. 90% of crimes committed where a car was identified had paper tags.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 11:34 AM
Finally doing his part to defuse the population bomb.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (bFu5X)
He will be so happy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 11:40 AM (W2Pud)
International 'Lazy ass beast would be extinct were it not for captivity' Day.
FUN!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
MFM strategy:
1) Lie
2) Retract it later but buried on page 47
Everyone sees the lie, nobody sees the retraction.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (2ocoG)
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"If the NYT doesn't put it on the front page, then it's not happening."
-like, a shocking number of conservatives
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:42 AM (p7EWr)
He will be so happy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 11:40 AM (W2Pud)
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Pandas are like my favorite animals. Them, and dragons.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)
I always read underserved as undeserved. Meaning they are getting something where the rules are being bent for these 'communities' that won't get applied to regular taxpaying 'communities'.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 11:43 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: jen the original at March 16, 2026 11:43 AM (9YEl6)
1) Lie
2) Retract it later but buried on page 47
Everyone sees the lie, nobody sees the retraction.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (2ocoG)
"Don't care, the retraction came later. The original headline is the real source."
--The Entire Left.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:43 AM (1YL6+)
The amount of fraudulent paper tags in Texas became a running joke. 90% of crimes committed where a car was identified had paper tags.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:41 AM (oob1u)
Now, they'll just go back to stealing plates.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
‘ The Left in Texas control more than you think. We have borrowed a number of government supervised programs from California.’
Texans should study California like it’s a window to the future.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2026 11:44 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)
One that can't f***, and one that isn't real.
Yeah, checks out.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:44 AM (1YL6+)
So, is it ok if we cheat?
Posted by: The Dems at March 16, 2026 11:44 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: jen the original at March 16, 2026 11:43 AM (9YEl6)
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Yes, and against Dimon personally too, IIRC.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM (2GVsD)
It's not Pooh Day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM (bFu5X)
The amount of fraudulent paper tags in Texas became a running joke. 90% of crimes committed where a car was identified had paper tags.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
2021 Ford F-150. Front license plate holder is plastic and snaps on to plastic air dam on front.
Methican Americans at the local Wal Mart pop them off with ease.
Have a 2021 F-150 on it's fourth plate.
Plates usually last 7 years before they reissue new ones.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM
Might I suggest more fiber?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (bFu5X)
Hollywood NPC calls for Gaza ceasefire six months after ceasefire was reached
Oli London
@OliLondonTV
‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months.
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM
A grocery store is probably a suboptimal location to try to hock your used underware.
Maybe try a pawn shop?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (uoXLf)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (oob1u)
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CBS no longer being doctrinal leftist at every opportunity may, I believe, have a larger impact than Musk buying X.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM (p7EWr)
Might I suggest more fiber?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (bFu5X)
Pooh = / = Poo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
@OliLondonTV
‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months.
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM
*facepalm*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM (UvXT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (bFu5X)
Pooh = / = Poo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM
Yeah, but, Moron. So it checks out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (bFu5X)
‘One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months.
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)
"I pray for world piece."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
See #164
Fourth set of plates. Bought two new holders besides the holder that came on the truck. Now the plate rides inside on the dash.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (NcUvK)
Yeah, but, Moron. So it checks out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (bFu5X)
I accept that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (oob1u)
The amount of willful liars, on the other hand, has increased.
All the fact checks and extra information in the word won't stop their propagandizing.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)
One that can't f***, and one that isn't real.
Yeah, checks out.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:44 AM (1YL6+)
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Nuh uh. Pandas are Sex Machines. Dragons are real. I've seen them in the movies.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (iFTx/)
Fourth set of plates. Bought two new holders besides the holder that came on the truck. Now the plate rides inside on the dash.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:48 AM (NcUvK)
And Barney Fife will pull you over and tell you that's not a legal display of the plate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
From gatewaypundit...
The Obama Foundation is recruiting up to 100 unpaid volunteers to help operate the $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago when it opens this summer.
The positions, described as part of a special volunteer initiative, will involve greeting visitors, directing guests around the campus, and explaining exhibits at the center’s museum tower, athletic facilities, and Chicago Public Library branch
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
DAMMIT!!!! When will they listen to me????
Posted by: Dr. Scatology, Renowned Author and Pervert. at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:47 AM (p7EWr)
It's a big change but I have to disagree. Musk taking Twitter out of the Left's control is so big it can't be measured because the effect is still being compounded daily
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
And I'll tell Barney Fife that's the fourth plate in five years. He can buy a new holder. And I'll tell the judge that too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:30 AM (1YL6+)
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Touché, mon ami!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (xHp2Q)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (cnNUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (2GVsD)
The Obama Foundation is recruiting up to 100 unpaid volunteers to help operate the $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago when it opens this summer.
The positions, described as part of a special volunteer initiative, will involve greeting visitors, directing guests around the campus, and explaining exhibits at the center’s museum tower, athletic facilities, and Chicago Public Library branch
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)
Meanwhile, executives of said scam library make millions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (oob1u)
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I think X tends to be downstream and affect people who actively try to be in the know.
CBS tends to be upstream and tend to affect people who are more passive in acquiring news.
That's where I think the impact may end up being bigger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:51 AM (p7EWr)
Maybe try a pawn shop?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 11:46 AM (uoXLf)
Or a vending machine in Tokyo?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Go Ahead, Ask Me How I Know. at March 16, 2026 11:51 AM (dmDsy)
And I'll tell Barney Fife that's the fourth plate in five years. He can buy a new holder. And I'll tell the judge that too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (NcUvK)
"Guilty of racism."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 11:51 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:52 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 11:52 AM (LHPAg)
Shocked, yes shocked I am to hear of it.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 16, 2026 11:52 AM (WUQWR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM
The Promethean struggle can seem Sisyphean at times.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (hSO5P)
Like the prison phone scams where they charge prisoners $1 a minute for local calls. They do it because they can. The costs or accounting are immaterial -- just keep sending bills to people who have no choice but to keep paying.
It checks all the boxes, vulnerable client base, perpetual payments, lots of fees and penalties, they are subsidized by government welfare, and it's "social justice."
I wonder if anyone is reporting on it from that angle. These are the attributes that the financiers love. Who cares about things like accounting, just send the sucker another bill and he will pay, he has no choice.
I have known people in this situation - they are overwhelmed by their bills and just pay and pay. Many are stupid, but I think many just lose hope. This is vulture capitalism at its finest and Biden *encouraged* it by calling it "Social Bonds."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (Z4zOi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 11:34 AM (gQ15S)
Hopefully he and Thomas Malthus are down in hell being forced to look each other directly in the eyes with white hot iron spiked ball gags in their mouths as they get sodomized by 20-inch demonic cocks covered in spinning blades. For all eternity.
Posted by: I hope their suffering is legendary even in hell at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (2GVsD)
The positions, described as part of a special volunteer initiative, will involve greeting visitors, directing guests around the campus, and explaining exhibits at the center’s museum tower, athletic facilities, and Chicago Public Library branch
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)
Hell all kinds of corporations do this too, they just call it an internship.
Posted by: Soon to be pay the company to work there at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (TbWk/)
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Plenty of AWFLs would crawl over broken glass and put on the hijab for one of these positions.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (Dv3i1)
From gatewaypundit...
The Obama Foundation is recruiting up to 100 unpaid volunteers to help operate the $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago when it opens this summer.
The positions, described as part of a special volunteer initiative, will involve greeting visitors, directing guests around the campus, and explaining exhibits at the center’s museum tower, athletic facilities, and Chicago Public Library branch
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)
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That monstrosity is gonna open in 3 months? Really? Based on recent pics, it's still under significant construction and doesn't look close to competition. I'll shit myself with laughter if they end up postponing the opening, or opening up a construction project.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gKWVE
Fourth iteration of previous bankrupt banks?
"But this time we'll do it right!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade
How about dinosaurs?
https://is.gd/Da039Z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)
It checks all the boxes, vulnerable client base, perpetual payments, lots of fees and penalties, they are subsidized by government welfare, and it's "social justice."
I wonder if anyone is reporting on it from that angle. These are the attributes that the financiers love. Who cares about things like accounting, just send the sucker another bill and he will pay, he has no choice.
I have known people in this situation - they are overwhelmed by their bills and just pay and pay. Many are stupid, but I think many just lose hope. This is vulture capitalism at its finest and Biden *encouraged* it by calling it "Social Bonds."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (Z4zOi)
I can't even begin to tell you the number of prisoners who filed legal complaints against T-Netix (a company that provides telephone service to prisoners)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (1YL6+)
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Plenty of AWFLs would crawl over broken glass and put on the hijab for one of these positions.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM (Dv3i1)
And suck Big Mike's dick.
Posted by: Mmmf mmmf slurp at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (TbWk/)
From gatewaypundit...
The Obama Foundation is recruiting up to 100 unpaid volunteers to help operate the $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago when it opens this summer.
The positions, described as part of a special volunteer initiative, will involve greeting visitors, directing guests around the campus, and explaining exhibits at the center’s museum tower, athletic facilities, and Chicago Public Library branch
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Sco7b)
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Young, gay, black men and trannies with experience in bathhouses and paddle boarding encouraged to apply!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (H01bu)
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:53 AM (oob1u)
And just who the hell do you think you are, Mister!?!
Posted by: Dixie Corp. at March 16, 2026 11:56 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:54 AM
I think this is where his stored carbon begins to be released back into the environment.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 11:56 AM (hSO5P)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (UvXT3)
Methican Americans at the local Wal Mart pop them off with ease.
Have a 2021 F-150 on it's fourth plate.
Plates usually last 7 years before they reissue new ones.
Posted by: rickb223
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But have you gotten any tickets on the stolen plates?
Do they have red light cameras or speed cameras in Texas.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (Z4zOi)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (vbXSk)
From gatewaypundit...
The Obama Foundation is recruiting up to 100 unpaid volunteers to help operate the $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago when it opens this summer.
That "building "looks like one of the burned out remnants of the Iran war....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (mpEqY)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (1YL6+)
Probably around the same number who file fake tax returns.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (H01bu)
If Barry wants 'em black, he won't be getting troons (though he may get some drag queens) other than Big Mike.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM (p7EWr)
No it's not.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM (KMzr2)
Do they have red light cameras or speed cameras in Texas.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (Z4zOi)
Depends. Voted them down in Houston.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (mpEqY)
Appropriate for several reasons.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (KMzr2)
Posted by: David F. at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (hSO5P)
https://is.gd/pqftJA
What's this going to do to the 72 virgin rule?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: XTC
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I am as "tough on crime" as anyone, but the people who runt those prison phone businesses should be flayed, and the state workers who approve the plans should have to eat the skin.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (Z4zOi)
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade
How about dinosaurs?
https://is.gd/Da039Z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)
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That wasn't a dinosaur. You can't fool me. That was a Pelycosaur.
Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Chris Matthews still has that tingle down his leg…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (UvXT3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:38 AM (p7EWr)
No it's not.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM (KMzr2)
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That's just a contradiction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (p7EWr)
Do they have red light cameras or speed cameras in Texas.
Posted by: bob
No. Yes. I reported them the next day and got new plates issued on the spot.
See. This is where I advocate setting up a sniper hide and when they steal the plate, drop the thief and leave the body lay as a warning to other thieves.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 12:00 PM (NcUvK)
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I don't think I'd qualify them as a 'money center' bank. I think they are a step below as a super-regional bank.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 12:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM
He never calls!
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2026 12:00 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (Z4zOi)
In most states, that'd be an Administrative Law Judge (it's always Judges) for their Utility Commission or Service Commission.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:01 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (p7EWr)
No it's not.
Posted by: The CONTRARIAN!!! at March 16, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 12:01 PM (cnNUe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
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Horrid mind is a beautiful thing!
* wipes tear *
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:01 PM (H01bu)
Hang on...when did The Blade appropriate Zod's nic?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:02 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 11:58 AM
He never calls!
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2026 12:00 PM (bFu5X)
Like, aren't you dead?
Posted by: The CONTRARIAN!!! at March 16, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 12:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 11:45 AM (2GVsD)
--
No, it's National XVI Day
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 16, 2026 12:03 PM (ntutk)
From gatewaypundit...
The Obama Foundation is recruiting up to 100 unpaid volunteers to help operate the $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago when it opens this summer.
That "building "looks like one of the burned out remnants of the Iran war....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 11:57 AM (mpEqY)
Hmm, you know, it really does.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 12:03 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: The CONTRARIAN!!! at March 16, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)
Zero down
Financing
He is the Banking Queeeeeeen.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:04 PM (1YL6+)
No. Usually it's Grupos de Mexicos doing it.
Banks literally "write them off" and run them through auction houses and get pennies on the dollar. Some hustling person or group sets up a business, buys them and then transports them to Mexico and sells them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 12:04 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:02 PM (bFu5X)
yeah, ZOD Imperial is going to be pissed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 12:04 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 12:01 PM (cnNUe)
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A few months back I think Ace posted a link to a good essay on that (maybe at City journal?) -- that particular gig market for taking advantage of and abusing illegal aliens, many on mopeds and bicycles.
Wish I could recall the specifics and provide a link ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (H01bu)
Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (hNsiU)
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I can't wait for the volunteers to unionize.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)
Your not fooling anybody, you'll be stone dead in a minute.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (snZF9)
Hang on...when did The Blade appropriate Zod's nic?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:02 PM (bFu5X)
________
Ahh ... it was for an in-joke last week, I forgot to change in back ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)
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Oh, it's a joke.
I get jokes.
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (p7EWr)
Financing
He is the Banking Queeeeeeen.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:04 PM
Being form MA, that was always one of my favorite Shanklin parodies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (bFu5X)
Wish I could recall the specifics and provide a link ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (H01bu)
Citizens make an account, then rent the use of it to illegal aliens for a percentage.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)
Your not fooling anybody, you'll be stone dead in a minute.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM
I think I'll go for a walk.
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2026 12:07 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (3ek7K)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
I just assumed that Zod had transitioned....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:08 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 16, 2026 12:08 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 12:09 PM (hNsiU)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 12:09 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:09 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (NcUvK)
90 days for you!!
Posted by: Crazy Judge Boasberg King Of The Universe at March 16, 2026 12:09 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM (1YL6+)
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That was the scam, thank you!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:09 PM (H01bu)
2033450106175758731/photo/1
Iran is so winning because AI slop, guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:10 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 12:10 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Heroq
I paid off my first car asap, then started saving a similar amount afterwards. When I wanted a replacement, I paid cash, and have been repeating the process ever since.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 16, 2026 12:11 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:11 PM (UvXT3)
All hurting actual Americans that live here.
Another day ending in y.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 12:12 PM (cS1cw)
Wish I could recall the specifics and provide a link ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Yeah, I remember that.
The reason I brought it up is because I think that was a big driver for the replacement - the new clients are very easy to exploit and certain businesses like that. And subsidized by gov., and it's social justice. The uber think you talk about is a good example. Same with crap food sold by stores, or the relentless costs if you get arrested.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 12:12 PM (Z4zOi)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 16, 2026 12:12 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 11:50 AM (NcUvK)
Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest!! — Gomer Pyle
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:13 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:11 PM
*giggles insanely*
Posted by: The Noid at March 16, 2026 12:13 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:11 PM (UvXT3)
Happens with GrubHub too.
A driver will abandon an assignment they accepted (usually because they want a bigger tip than you gave them), and you have to wait for someone else to take it.
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:13 PM (1YL6+)
Having been in the car business myself, the way this works is a dealer will sell a car they bought for $3000 for $8000. The dealer will take $4000 in cash, and finance the rest at maximum legal rates.
The dealer already covered the cost of the car in cash, plus a little profit, so the loan is just gravy. When the borrower inevitably defaults, the car is repoed and sold again.
What Tricolor seems to have done is taken all these loans and repackage and sold them to banks, who then sold them as investment vehicles. Insanely risky.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: DanMan at March 16, 2026 12:15 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
Well, at least not for them.
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:15 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
Just wait until they start running "prediction market" prop bets on whether borrowers will pay back in full (or how long into the loan they'll default)...
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:15 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)
Sometimes the driver has a car and it can take awhile. If they are on e bikes, they move quickly.
Posted by: Accomack at March 16, 2026 12:16 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 12:16 PM (a+4eV)
"sorry sir you need to use the app"
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 12:16 PM (cS1cw)
There is good and bad debt.
If you borrow to buy a car to just get you to a job, that's probably good debt.
If you buy more car then you need to just get to work and you finance it that is likely bad debt.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Accomack at March 16, 2026 12:17 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:11 PM (UvXT3)
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Ordered a pizza from Uno's once. The delivery driver brought it to me in a bag with the pizza box -- an obvious pizza box from a pizza place -- standing up vertically in the bag. I thought I was being punked. I wasn't. This fucking idiot carried a pizza around vertically.
Of course when I opened the box, it didn't look like pizza. It looked like mushy soup.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 12:05 PM (
They shouls be forced to work for $7.25/hr only.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 12:18 PM (cnNUe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 11:59 AM (p7EWr)
You got me.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:18 PM (KMzr2)
Sometimes the driver has a car and it can take awhile. If they are on e bikes, they move quickly.
Posted by: Accomack
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What's the rule on tipping these delivery services drivers beyond the delivery fee?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2026 12:19 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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He's retweeting things on X now. Probably looking for a story to cobble some commentary on real quick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:19 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
Well, at least not for them.
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:15 PM (dmDsy)
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Yea. They all made nice fat profits except the last one. See my post above. The entire plan was to pass this junk around, pocket the profits, and just hope you weren't the last one holding the bag.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
Trump couldn’t contain his surprise and laughed aloud when he was briefed on the intel, according to sources.
Others in the room also found it “hilarious” and joined the president’s reaction, while one senior intelligence official “has not stopped laughing about it for days,” said one person familiar with the briefing.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 12:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 12:20 PM (LHPAg)
Now? Its too expensive, too complex, and would show up cold.
How are we regressing as a society in so many things!?!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
Of course when I opened the box, it didn't look like pizza. It looked like mushy soup.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
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"Try our new Briefcase Supreme Pizza!"
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Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
But, what if there's a pizza in it?
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Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 12:20 PM
Don't forget the 19% part.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:19 PM (p7EWr)
Hey, when Ace gets here, let's all pretend that we don't know he's flailing aroung for a story to post!
This is gonna be great!
Posted by: Flounder at March 16, 2026 12:22 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:21 PM
Cup o' Pizza ftw.
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Will they be throwing cardboard ayatollah from a rooftop?
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (GUOwU)
Will they be throwing cardboard ayatollah from a rooftop?
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (GUOwU)
Hang it from a crane. It lasts longer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (lIvnD)
I get jokes.
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:06 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE OFTEN PRETENDS NOT TO.
Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (4w+Kg)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (d6BF2)
He's retweeting things on X now. Probably looking for a story to cobble some commentary on real quick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:19 PM (p7EWr)
Teh Ewok got tired of cribbing stories from HotAir? ; )
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
I always use the app. Some places do have restricted menus online. Popeyes and Pollo Compero don’t allow you to order multiple pieces of only one part of the chicken.
Posted by: Accomack at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (4w+Kg)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (p7EWr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
As long as it's not his third leg. He's spent a lot of money on that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (lIvnD)
Early detection. Lumpectomy, treatments and radiation. She'll be tired a f*ck, but will be fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (d6BF2)
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I still remember the phone number of our local Domino's.
I haven't dialed that number in decades.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
*Amazon & USPS has entered the chat
Amazon's drivers don't come this far out & they feel UPS charges them too much. So they give deliveries to USPS whose motto is, "You'll get it when you get it".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Como se dice Nice Dick in Farsi
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM (gbOdA)
Teh Ewok got tired of cribbing stories from HotAir? ; )
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (y9nCu)
Original content is for suckers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
As long as it's not his third leg. He's spent a lot of money on that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:25 PM
When he snuffs it, will Trump do his YMCA dance?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)
OK - Unhinged Rant mode :
On [ ]
Off [X]
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:27 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: gKWVE
>"Fifth Third" is a red flag to me. Why not just call it "Hobos In Ohio?" Weird. Give us your money, we need hookers and liquor and cocaine.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:27 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:27 PM (M9gjJ)
"TAKE MY MONEY!!!!"
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (lIvnD
******
Yes pray for her. Early stage breast cancer
She will be working, but sometimes remotely while receiving treatment.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 12:28 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:23 PM (lIvnD)
Hook her up with the best medical team and may GOD bless everyone concerned.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 12:28 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Reports that he has been evacuated to Russia for more surgery.
Apparently they could not do the surgeries needed in Iran since the IRGC was occupying all the hospitals.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
I ordered a pair of pants from Amazon...shipped with USPS
On the day it was supposed to arrive...when I was home...I got a message it wasn't delivered because of animal interference.
I don't have any pets and again I was home all day. So I asked my regular mail guy and he told me someone else handles amazon stuff - call the office. Three calls of phone tag later where they kept saying they couldn't find my pants they just...show up in my mail box one day.
Was the alternative guy going to take them until his boss got on him? Where they buried in his truck and he found them later? Who knows...
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Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/
I hope he's alive. Let's end this war right now if he is. A complete embargo on Broadway musicals and showtunes.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM
Suggested edit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 12:30 PM (4w+Kg)
Zero down and 60 month financing for E1 and up!
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 12:20 PM (LHPAg)
Imagine being crossed off the promotion list to E-7 because you went into default on your Pizza Mortgage.
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Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:30 PM (xT8gx)
Don’t let it be said that Allah doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 12:30 PM (RHGPo)
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Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)
Doug Heffernan was the driver and he was in a fast food drive thru making a HUGE order...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:31 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)
I haven't dialed that number in decades.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 12:26 PM (ESVrU)
Well what is it?
We won't prank order you 30 pizzas, swearsies!!!!
Posted by: Flounder at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (dmDsy)
On the day it was supposed to arrive...when I was home...I got a message it wasn't delivered because of animal interference.
I don't have any pets and again I was home all day. So I asked my regular mail guy and he told me someone else handles amazon stuff - call the office. Three calls of phone tag later where they kept saying they couldn't find my pants they just...show up in my mail box one day.
Was the alternative guy going to take them until his boss got on him? Where they buried in his truck and he found them later? Who knows...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)
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Did you get them in time for the Sunday Morning Book Thread?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (ESVrU)
Ace
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Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Apparently they could not do the surgeries needed in Iran since the IRGC was occupying all the hospitals.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)
Plus, Iranians hospitals don't treat the Gays...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)
I doubt that is possible. The remaining IRGC high brass has decamped for Canada
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Posted by: Amazon driver
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A panty-waste.
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Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 11:34 AM (gQ15S)
Well, his personal "globe" is gonna get one hell of a lot warmer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (8zz6B)
I hope he's alive. Let's end this war right now if he is. A complete embargo on Broadway musicals and showtunes.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)
What's Farsi for "YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE!"
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Arizona man who admitted to crucifying pastor asks for death penalty so 'we can move on with our lives'
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Sheafe, 51, is accused of murdering William Schonemann, the pastor of New River Bible Chapel, in April 2025 before mutilating the man's body. Schonemann was found dead with his arms spread out in his bed and his hands pinned to a wall, authorities said.
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Sheafe told Fox 10 last year that the murder of Schonemann, 76, was part of a plot targeting more than a dozen Christian leaders across the country in a mission he called "Operation First Commandment."
He has claimed that Schonemann and other Christian pastors were leading followers onto a false path. The defendant’s father, Chris Sheafe, told the Arizona Family that his son had become obsessed with the Bible and has a large tattoo of a Hebrew word for God on his neck.
"Adam became extremely interested in the Old Testament. He read it extensively. And part of that process became his interest. We weren’t excited when we’d learned that he’d done it, but to have the tattoo," his father said.
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM
One should never depend on only one pair of pants for the Book Thread. The stakes are too high. Have several pairs, just in crease.
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That son of a bitch stole my pants!
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Nice way to end the thread!
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