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The highest-resolution photo of the Moon. (Allegedly.)

Dogs experience a missed connection.

Just a big goofy bear playing with a ball.

A gentle giant of a horse helps a neglected horse get its confidence back.

Sweep the leg, Doggo-San. Wait, Miyagi didn't say that. Well, whatever. I'm not a Karate Kid nerd like you guys are.

Fun Thai ads.

I can almost see her gooch.

Baby has questions.

An Ent, pondering.

Finland is testing wireless transmission of electrical power.

Thinking about body modifications? You want to give yourself a big fluffy tail? There are many benefits of a big fluffy tail.

Very newborn baby gives its mom its first kiss.

Mama bear scouts out the way, then signals the cubs to follow.

Baby beaver nibbles on his tail like he's sucking his thumb.

Man has always dreamed of f***ing the Moon.



But she's a Stage IV Clinger.



Don't worry, I'm 60% sure that's AI.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 st?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

2 Yes!

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

3 Read the content

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (wi+oT)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

5 What would you do in this situation?

Pour a drink, sit down and give my thanks to God.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 07:46 PM (ReKWQ)

6 "Finland is testing wireless transmission of electrical power."

Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi)

7 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday night!

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

8 Fun Thai ads.

She nailed the expression in the refrigerator one.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 07:50 PM (vTZFs)

9 It's been a while since I've nibbled any beaver tail. I've heard it's good roasted.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

10 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (Cqx++)

11 Man has always dreamed of f***ing the Moon.

That was a plot point in "The Boys" (comic, not series). Supe[rhero] gets a brain tumor, and becomes a compulsive r&pist. So they send him up to fuck an asteroid.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (88C+u)

12 Another 100% week!

It is so nice to have a refuge from the perversions and depravities (such as "boofing") that Big Penguin pushes to destroy Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

Thank you, Ace!!! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

13 That's no moon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:53 PM (r2Icn)

14
I am not voting for anyone not pledged to making Pluto a planet again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (eRlcH)

15 What would you do in this situation?

Sing!

Posted by: That's Amore! at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (skR0U)

16 What would I do? I'd get blown to smithereens.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (sl73Y)

17 >>>Just a big goofy bear playing with a ball.

I'm seeing a ball within the ball. I think that's what the bear is after. The small ball must be food or at least something that smells like food.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (8mulE)

18 I was gonna say that!

Posted by: Guy who always says "That's no Moon" at October 23, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi)

19 Confucius say: Hegseth must be stopped
youtu.be/InXHkjbMVFc

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 07:55 PM (88C+u)

20 Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago.
Posted by: fd


I'm told that if you camp under transmission lines, you can light your camp with a fluorescent bulb just... laid out and not connected to anything.

And that the power companies can see that drain on the lines.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 23, 2026 07:56 PM (C0Nlv)

21 A "Sweep the leg" refresher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8-BX0hIhw

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

22 I have lost interest in baby and children being filmed by their parents and posted on the internet. These poor kids learn from the minite they are born to perform for the camera. And they behave accordingly.

Kinda scary.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (ReKWQ)

23
NASA is getting hot for that Marius Hole (and some others) on the Moon, and are planning some mission to thoroughly probe them.

Seriously, these are likely "skylights" to lava tubes and underground cave complexes. These could be ideal locations for habitats. Temperature down there seems to stable in the low 60F range over the whole lunar day/month cycle. And you've got radiation protection and all that good stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

24 "I'm told that if you camp under transmission lines, you can light your camp with a fluorescent bulb just... laid out and not connected to anything.

And that the power companies can see that drain on the lines.
Posted by: FeatherBlade"

I've always wondered if you lived by some power lines could you lay a big coil under them and draw off some power.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi)

25

nurse,

I agree.

Posted by: four seasons at October 23, 2026 07:58 PM (/QHx4)

26
Seriously, these are likely "skylights" to lava tubes and underground cave complexes. These could be ideal locations for habitats. Temperature down there seems to stable in the low 60F range over the whole lunar day/month cycle. And you've got radiation protection and all that good stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

____________

Too bad the Nazis beat us there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:59 PM (eRlcH)

27 If the moon is going to crash into the Earth, I'd like a little more time to take care of some unfinished business. Just a few seconds isn't going to cut it.

I have a list.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:59 PM (dIske)

28
I'm going to be a bit skeptical about the "highest resolution" photo of the Moon (and I assume he means by amateurs on Earth's surface). Andrew McCarthy has taken some fantastic long exposure mineral moon shots showing incredible detail.

Now, as far as perhaps pixel resolution, the above might take the crown, I'm not sure, so it could be, but the jury is out on that for me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EFb)

29 Always wanted to go to land of the midnight sun.
Brest chance now would be visiting Alaska in Summer.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

30 "These could be ideal locations for habitats. "

Sorry, hole's closed. Moon moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Moon Nazis at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM (MWfyi)

31 We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)

32 Re: Lava tubes -

Dahak is waiting for a Commander...

Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 08:02 PM (aJQbY)

33 It's a busy day on Moonbase Alpha.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:02 PM (RIvkX)

34 >> And that the power companies can see that drain on the lines.

Indeed, theoretically. The thing to appreciate with this is the power line, of itself, is not "radiating energy". It is radiating a tiny little bit, but not that much.

By placing the devices in close proximity, you are actually changing the local EM field to draw power out of said field. And that shows up as additional resistive leakage on the supply end of the line.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:02 PM (w6EFb)

35 Also re: lava tubes - vulcanism on the moon? Not something I was aware of having been a thing...

Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (aJQbY)

36
Game 1 features another "artist" mangling the National Anthem beyond recognition.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (eRlcH)

37 Always wanted to go to land of the midnight sun.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM


May we suggest the Land Down Under?

Posted by: Men at Work at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

38 What would you do in that situation?

Hop down a manhole cover and father a race of cave dwelling Morlocks.

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 08:05 PM (SwyyQ)

39 We all know where this leads. A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space leaving the Earth to spiral wildly into the Sun. Get you affairs into order.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)

40 >> We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system.

There is actually a precise definition about this. To be a binary planet system, the center of mass must lie outside of all bodies of the system.

With the Earth-Moon system, the center of mass remains inside the Erf's radius at all times, so we have a moon, not a binary planet. Pluto and Charon however, meet the binary planet definition.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

41 If you park an electric car under a transmission line will it charge?

Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2026 08:06 PM (Q+gd/)

42 I have high skepticism about any sort of habitats on the Moon or Mars. One of the reasons Earth is hospitable is all the water. It erodes solids and sand into a round format.

Very little water on the Moon or Mars. That means every single aspect of solid material is jagged and sharp. Even if there is a breathable atmosphere you don't want that stuff in your lungs. The Moon is even worse than Mars due to the vacuum state. Mars, at least, curbs this problem a little bit with winds. But, it's still inhospitable. The dust, stones and particulate matter is razor sharp and will cut through just about everything eventually. Good luck keeping those generators going for any length of time.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 08:06 PM (dIske)

43 31 We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)

Some say that's more true of Pluto-Charon, but others say that doesn't count as a planet

Posted by: okay, 88C+u is now just trolling at October 23, 2026 08:07 PM (88C+u)

44 lava tubes - vulcanism on the moon? Not something I was aware of having been a thing...
Posted by: RandomDave

It was. Not now but it was.
I think it's when the south pole got sheared off in the Aitken strike. This event pushed the center of lunar gravity more to the far side and (re)liquified much of the interior. The near side got lunar lava seas, which solidified into dark basalt, which are now the "maria" (plural of latin "mare", "sea").

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 08:11 PM (88C+u)

45 >> Not something I was aware of having been a thing...

It is ancient indeed, back to the formation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)

46
Always wanted to go to land of the midnight sun.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:00 PM

May we suggest the Land Down Under?
Posted by: Men at Work


The land of the noontime moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (Cqx++)

47 Charon regrets the name of the river upon which he plied his trade.

Wayne Newton would never record "Ferry Cross the Styx".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

48 39 We all know where this leads. A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space leaving the Earth to spiral wildly into the Sun. Get you affairs into order.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:05

Or just go wild!

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

49 the moon is going to crash into the Earth, I'd like a little more time to take care of some unfinished business. Just a few seconds isn't going to cut it.

I have a list.
Posted by: Orson at

As I start reading this I catch the word cut in lower right and immediately think it's going to be Hadrian wanting to get a mowing in.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:13 PM (sl73Y)

50 Wayne Newton would never record "Ferry Cross the Styx".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

_______________________________

Which is not to be confused with "Fairy across the Sticks", which is James Talarico's campaign motto for rural Texas.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 08:14 PM (dIske)

51
Geologists were fooled during the Apollo days. They were sure that the Descartes Highlands were volcanic in nature, and chose that for landing site of Apollo 16, John Young and Charlie Duke's mission.

They were dead wrong, and it was impact formed. They just let their terrestrial bias (that looks very much like a volcanic feature on earth, so much so it just has to be) fool them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

52 Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi)
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According to F. Paul Wilson's documentary novel "Wardenclyffe" there was also a side effect of opening a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D)

53 Someone probably said it already but Tesla beat Finland by a hundred years.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:17 PM (Ti9vn)

54
That's the reason the lunar South pole is where it's at for the planned moon landings and bases. Their is water trapped in the permanently shadowed regions deep in those craters. The surfaces temperatures there are very low and not too much above absolute zero.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:17 PM (w6EFb)

55 According to F. Paul Wilson's documentary novel "Wardenclyffe" there was also a side effect of opening a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D)

Ah, so. Commodore Perry's mission to Japan

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 08:18 PM (88C+u)

56 According to F. Paul Wilson's documentary novel "Wardenclyffe" there was also a side effect of opening a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D)

So... populated by Islamic Democrats?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 08:18 PM (mP0Kj)

57 A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space"

With skin tight outfits for the babes?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:18 PM (pfXMo)

58 Well, that too. But they couldn't make any money on it.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:19 PM (MWfyi)

59
And as for power, that's what all the micro-nuclear reactor stuff is about. Solar, while useful down there (think panels at the peak mountains at the south pole), wouldn't be enough. You need nuclear reactors for the serious power needs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

60 48 39 We all know where this leads. A accidental massive thermonuclear explosion is going to blast the Moon into deep space leaving the Earth to spiral wildly into the Sun. Get you affairs into order.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:05

Or just go wild!
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hey now... those Space 1999 Chicks were all pretty Hawt!

Not quite as Hawt as the UFO TV show Moonbase chicks though.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 08:20 PM (mP0Kj)

61 I read the content.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 23, 2026 08:21 PM (P5A9z)

62 47 Charon regrets the name of the river upon which he plied his trade.

Wayne Newton would never record "Ferry Cross the Styx".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

Well, seeing as how he has CROSSED the River Styx... uh... difficult to record...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 08:22 PM (mP0Kj)

63 Translation to the Somali music Ilhan played in the background on her walk around the land of 10K lakes stupid video:


https://tinyurl.com/y29uskxa

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 08:23 PM (kX27y)

64 If the moon was coming at me, I would definitely avoid buying any green bananas, that's for sure.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 08:23 PM (Riz8t)

65 I don't know what I'd do exactly in that situation but I know I wouldn't keep filming.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:23 PM (Ti9vn)

66 One thing we have learned about living on the Moon is it causes everyone to to go deadpan.

Posted by: Dr Helena Russell at October 23, 2026 08:24 PM (MWfyi)

67 I think this take is right - Omar went for the head gear to appeal to the islamists, she didn't wear it early on:


https://tinyurl.com/2ux6vunr

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 08:25 PM (kX27y)

68 We're really more of a binary planet system than a planet-moon system."

This. Orbital mechanics is fun!

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pfXMo)

69 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2026 08:27 PM (4R/FS)

70 Raimondo got mommy's phone again?

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi)

71 It's ecliptical:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdHhW-uugh0

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 08:29 PM (2UA/a)

72 The Moon serves as endless fodder for science fiction stories. One of the most disturbing is "Moonseed" by Stephen Baxter.

The moon becomes "infected" by a form of exotic matter, but the Moon has some inherent protection unique to its composition. It's a carrier for infection.

A bit of infected Moon falls to Earth, starting an irreversible transformation of Earth into exotic matter as a chain reaction begins.

Our only hope as a species is for the remnants of humanity to colonize the Moon until we can find a way out to the rest of the Solar System and then beyond...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:29 PM (FZ29D)

73 Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins. Got some good sandblasting done. A 44 kilo bag of sand sure goes away fast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 08:30 PM (n7Dzq)

74 Sigh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:31 PM (r2Icn)

75
a portal to a sentient universe that hates us and wants to conquer this one.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

So... populated by Islamic Democrats?
Posted by: Romeo13


No. He said sentient.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)

76 Got some good sandblasting done. A 44 kilo bag of sand sure goes away fast."

Should have used more... like around 95 lbs or so...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:33 PM (pfXMo)

77 Standing on the moon
But I'd rather be with you

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:35 PM (viF8m)

78 I've always wondered if you lived by some power lines could you lay a big coil under them and draw off some power.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi)

No need to get fancy. A regular wire fenceline will work, at least according to a EweTube I watched.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 23, 2026 08:35 PM (KTxSC)

79 Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins. Got some good sandblasting done. A 44 kilo bag of sand sure goes away fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Vehicle frame?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (r2Icn)

80 publius

Would it be easier to get some ice from near Jupiter and Saturn to feed the Moon base, or do we need to wait until Mars is a base for that?

OBSF. The Martian Way by Asimov.

Please give Her Grace a kiss on the hand from me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

81
The Moon's mean radius is about 1/3.7 that of earth, but that mass is only 1/81 of the earth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (w6EFb)

82 Heard under high power lines a florescent light bulb will glow

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Ia/+0)

83 The 2am view in Iceland is lovely. We saw it from our ship's cabin in July and the colour was orange.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 08:40 PM (jsLqC)

84 >> Would it be easier to get some ice from near Jupiter and Saturn to feed the Moon base, or do we need to wait until Mars is a base for that?

I think the most viable option (assuming reasonable, but still in the future tech) would be to divert a water rich asteroid or comet. Hauling water up out of earth's gravity well is very expensive, energy per mass wise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb)

85 Would it be easier to get some ice from near Jupiter and Saturn to feed the Moon base, or do we need to wait until Mars is a base for that?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
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Stephen Baxter had a pretty good answer for this in The Medusa Chronicles.

A subplot involves sending out AI probes to the Kuiper Belt to harvest ice from the outermost reaches of the solar system. It takes a couple of decades to get the operation up and running, but once you do, you can set up a near-endless chain of water being delivered to the inner solar system. For millennia, if not millions of years.

Things went find until one of the AI machines stared out into space too long and started having delusions of godhood. It didn't work out well for humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:41 PM (FZ29D)

86 If Finland's experiment with Tesla's concept produces achievable wireless transmission of power, that, mah frenz, is called PROOF OF CONCEPT. Damned shame the US shut him down when he tried it here. We could been first and history could have been changed, but nooooo …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 23, 2026 08:42 PM (ayRl+)

87 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Thanks.

I like Crystal Spheres by David Brin for Oort Cloud madness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

88 According to the US Patent office it's Tesla who is credited with inventing the radio and not Marconi.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (Ti9vn)

89
One thing our relatively big Moon does that is probably essential for life here is to stabilize the earth's axial tilt. Without that, the Erf's tilt would swing chaotically over a wide range, perhaps going full Uranus on it's side.

As it is, the tilt varies from 22.1 to 24.5 degrees over a 41K year cycle. The Moon does this by speeding up the precession rate, and de-tuning it out of resonance with perturbations mainly from Jupiter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (w6EFb)

90 Those Thai cat food commercials are awesome!! :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (s1NDj)

91 Finland is testing wireless transmission of electrical power.

Be careful!

Posted by: Ben Franklin at October 23, 2026 08:45 PM (EmpfK)

92 Alberta Oil Peon

How has the election results been accepted?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

93 Thanks.

I like Crystal Spheres by David Brin for Oort Cloud madness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
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I love Stephen Baxter because he really, really pushes the envelope on the physics we currently think we know and understand. He's never disappointing. His ideas just get whackier and weirder, but always within a realm of plausibility.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:46 PM (FZ29D)

94 There was commenter with the nic The Oort Cloud. Haven't seen them in years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:47 PM (r2Icn)

95 "Perfessor" Squirrel

I tried him years before and bounced. Maybe I should try again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

96 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you’re a goner.

Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 08:48 PM (w5SWv)

97 Tesla who is credited with inventing the radio and not Marconi."

"Marconi plays the mamba / Listen to the radio, "

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:49 PM (pfXMo)

98 "Finland is testing wireless transmission of electrical power."

Nikola Tesla's wireless power transmission plan got shut down because there was no way to get people to pay for the electricity they used. If not for that, we would have had flying cars long ago.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi)

The Inverse-square law has a few words on the subject, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 08:51 PM (n7Dzq)

99 One thing our relatively big Moon does that is probably essential for life here is to stabilize the earth's axial tilt. "

Works because the moons orbit isn't around the equator like the others...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (pfXMo)

100 Bear cubs are cute

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (Ia/+0)

101 A hole on the Moon just turned out to be the front door to a 50 km tunnel.
----------

Obligatory: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Posted by: Han Solo at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (rsVfX)

102 Mr Aspirin Factory

What a memory. Maybe he is on the opposite side of the Sun, with no relay satellite.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

103 Hmmmm...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:53 PM (r2Icn)

104 Bear cubs are cute
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM (Ia/+0)
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...until Mama Bear shows up right behind you.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (FZ29D)

105 One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Ia/+0)

106 My painting of erf from space. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Ti9vn)

107 nic The Oort Cloud "

That's quite the memory...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (pfXMo)

108 ***That�s why JAXA thinks it could become a lunar base. Shelter from radiation, micrometeorites and brutal temperature swings, all built in.
---

Hope we don't go to war with Japan over property rights again.
Why don't people understand that the moon is ours?
_M ⊙⊙ n

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (2UA/a)

109 Busy day at the FBI. Just arrested a contractor for leaking classified information.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

110 One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles"

Sure it wasn't France?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (pfXMo)

111 never go full Uranus.

Posted by: someone was going to say it at October 23, 2026 08:55 PM (88C+u)

112 Obligatory: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Posted by: Han Solo at October 23, 2026 08:52 PM


Dude. You shot first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1)

113 stable in the low 60F range over the whole lunar day/month cycle. And you've got radiation protection and all that good stuff.
Posted by: publius,

But she could be a harsh mistress

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (NnhvP)

114 In Shenandoah park when I was a kid, bunch of people were watching a bear cub up a tree, mlm came charging to the cub and the people gathered under it ran for their lives

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (Ia/+0)

115 Just arrested a contractor for leaking"

That's a little harsh... no flex seal?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:56 PM (pfXMo)

116 One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Ia/+0)
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Uranus is tilted on its side, so I guess that makes sense if the moons are still mostly within the elliptical plane of the solar system.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 08:57 PM (FZ29D)

117 hehehehe, Uranus, hehehehe...

Posted by: Beavis at October 23, 2026 08:58 PM (Q+gd/)

118 >> One of the giant planets I think has a moon that goes around the poles

The highest inclination moon in the whole solar system is Neso, a very irregular moon of Neptune with an inclination of about 136 degrees. That's using the right-hand rule for the normal to the orbital plane, and so inclinations over 90 degrees (perfect polar) are greater than 90 degrees. So subtract 90, and that's a tilt of the plane relative the equator of 46 degrees.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

119 There are many benefits of a big fluffy tail.
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The video specifically calls out snow leopards using their big fluffy tails as a counterbalance when jumping.

My cat Chloe is a Bengal kitty, somewhat related to snow leopards. She's also the clumsiest cat I've had. Her tail gets in her way more than it helps when she jumps.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 09:00 PM (FZ29D)

120 I once knew a stripper that went around the pole. Velveeta was her name, I think.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 09:00 PM (rsVfX)

121 >> Uranus is tilted on its side, so I guess that makes sense if the moons are still mostly within the elliptical plane of the solar system.

They are pretty much in Uranus equatorial plane, so nowhere near polar. However, from our view on the ecliptic, the moons are going up and down steeply.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

122 I think the most viable option (assuming reasonable, but still in the future tech) would be to divert a water rich asteroid or comet. Hauling water up out of earth's gravity well is very expensive, energy per mass wise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb)


I had a story plotted out called Sun Forge about being on an orbital factory that had a parabolic orbit that took it beyond the Asteroids and inside the orbit of Venus to pick up raw ore at the Asteroids end and travel in to Venus to forge it, machine it on the way back, and while within the Venus orbit, pick up solar protons and Venus atmosphere from atmosphere dipping ramships to match up with the Oxygen released in the forging to make H2O.

I got told it was not energy efficient and the Asteroids were too sparse to be a good ore source. Also that the proton flux was too thin to be a good source of H for water.
In the Golden Era I would not have let this be a concern. Today I would get ripped apart

Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)

123
The moons and rings around Uranus:
https://t.ly/6A1Qo

One of the moon's is named Puck(er).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

124
The IAU rule for naming moon of Uranus is that names must come from Shakespeare's works. Puck was from a Midsummer Night's Dream.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 09:08 PM (w6EFb)

125 Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)
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Donald Kingsbury wrote a story called "To Bring In The Steel" with a similar concept. His ship/blast furnace used exhaust from the smelting to provide propulsion for the trip home.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 23, 2026 09:09 PM (amcLV)

126 Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)

Consider instead a Venus-Vesta cycler orbit? Or a cycler for an unnamed asteroid full of ores, and let the fans figure it out. (I've done the math for Venus-Mars cyclers, that doesn't work.)
The Belt is sparse, but individual asteroids are a treasure trove.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)

127 In unsurprising news, report that the US supports El Salvador in their rescue mission in Haiti. Would guess that support is both material and moral.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 09:09 PM (U/Byj)

France Finally Deploys Troops in Wake of Terrorist Attack

They're claiming, for the moment, that this was not a terror attack by migrants but one directed at migrants, which makes it one of the terrorist attacks they're willing to acknowledge and not pretend that a Car Drove Itself.

Macron claims this is the first time someone has ever been targeted on the basis of his race in a terror attack.

This is, of course, the most absurd of all lies.

The Bataclan terrorists were specifically killing native French and of course the Muslim African terrorists at the Hypermarche were murdering Jews.

But they're allowed to, of course.



Visegrád 24
@visegrad24

Macron says that today's shooting in Trappes was aimed at migrants and the first terror attack in French history against a group of people targeted because of their skin and religion.

He is naturally lying as there have been several such Islamist attacks in France in recent years which were carried out against Jews or Christians.

- 2012, Mohammed Merah attacks a Jewish school in Toulouse and murders a rabbi and 3 kids

- 2015, Amedy Coulibaly murders 4 Jews at the Hypercacher kosher supermarket in Paris

- 2016, Adel Kermiche and Abdel Malik Petitjean storm a church in Normandy and murder the 85-year-old priest Jacques Hamel, by slitting his throat, and also critically wound an 86-year-old man.

2020, Brahim Aouissaoui storms a Catholic basilica in Nice and stabs 3 people to death.

Macron stated today:

"What happened today is a turning point. It is the first time there has been a terrorist act planned to kill our compatriots, our children, because of the color of their skin or their religion"

Oh, now interethnic violence is a turning point? It was NBD before?

And so finally France will deploy troops to oppose rioters.

Supposedly. But he keeps insisting that people have the right to Mostly Peaceful Protest.

A suspected terrorist attack near Paris Friday added to tensions across France as the nation prepares for more potential violence Saturday.

Seventy thousand law enforcement officers, along with helicopters, armored vehicles and water cannons, will be deployed across France as President Emmanuel Macron's government tries to ward off another weekend of violent protests.

"The strategy adopted for the coming days is to ban protests requested by individuals or groups with no legitimate authority," Macron said ahead of the weekend after canceling his planned trip to Nigeria and Senegal originally scheduled for next week.

...


Adding to security concerns, a suspected terrorist attack occurred in the city of Trappes, west of Paris. A 39-year-old man was arrested by police after one person was killed and four others, including a 12-year-old girl, were wounded in what was originally said to be a "relatively random" shooting.

Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez has since told local media, "The motive may be racist. The investigation is ongoing, but this is clearly a terrorist crime."

The AFP reported the suspect appeared to fire randomly from a vehicle, and the mayor told reporters the dead victim and at least one of the wounded were "of African origin."

Macron said "the nation is standing with" the victims of this "terrible ordeal."

...

Reuters reports that the Union Nationale des Étudiants de France, or UNEF, one of the nation's oldest student unions, has said its planned rallies will go on as scheduled despite police rejecting their permit requests. Police have so far only approved a union demonstration in Paris, Reuters reported, while denying requests from UNEF and the "Yellow Vest" movement, an anti-establishment force that first emerged in 2018.

So the left gets their protest approved, but the anti-Macron Yellow Vests get their protest denied.

Macron also took aim at those he says are behind the violence, saying, "Last Saturday, we had political and seditious acts by ultra-left groups whose aim is to bring down the Republic."

Until a few days ago they were part of just "the left" and protected by Macron. Now they're a problem, and they're "ultra-left."

Kind of like Russia went from being protected by the Democrat Party to the greatest threat ever.

So are we finally going to see mass arrests of Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protesters?

Well...

You probably heard that 4,000 Mostly Peaceful Student Activists had been arrested in France for rioting, assaulting cops, looting, and arson.

Here's how the French "justice" system is dealing with the insurgents and invaders: Giving them community service and sending them home.


Visegrád 24
@visegrad24

BREAKING:

The first rioters and looters have been sentenced in France.

The judges practically refuse to hand out prison sentences:

🔴 Toulouse -- Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer

- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years.
- Max. sentence: 10 years in prison

...

🔴 Lille -- 23-year-old man, launching fireworks at police

- Sentence: 12 months under electronic monitoring + 140 hours of community service.
- Max. sentence: 5 years

🔴 Reims -- Sahel W., 19 years old. Looting a Carrefour

- Sentence: 105 hours of community service.
- Max. sentence: 7 years

🔴 Reims -- Hugo M., 20 years old. Looting a Caviar boutique.

- Sentence: 4 months under electronic monitoring.
- Max. sentence: 7 years.

...

🔴 Perpignan -- 22-y-old Amazon delivery driver, already one prior conviction. Scooter theft after demonstration with face concealment, in a group and break-in

- Sentence: 8 months under electronic monitoring.
- Max. sentence: 10 years

...

🔴 Pau -- 43-y-old man. Throwing objects at police

- Sentence: 6 months under electronic monitoring.
- Max. sentence: 5 years

🔴 Nîmes -- 24-y-old PE teacher. Throwing objects that injured a police man (3 days of leave).

- Sentence: 18 months suspended prob.
- Max. sentence: 5 years

🔴 Grenoble -- 10 people. Looting

Sentences: from 4 months suspended to 8 months served (served for 1 individual already convicted to suspended in June).
Max. sentence: 7 years

More at the link. Some people actually got some months in prison but they seem to be a minority.

As you know, Macron fled France for a junket in the Gulf States where he could strut around like a Very Important Peacock and pretend that his entire country wasn't on fire. He's a student of Karen Bass.


This "news" organization has a very interesting, very objective headline to describe abandoning France during a violent uprising:

Gulf tour puts spring in Macron's step to tackle protests at home

Oh terrific! He just needed a mental health break and now he's tanned, rested, and ready, and infused with a whole new purpose.


Georgia Meloni has remained in Italy and pushed for harsher anti-rioting laws.


Italy's response to a weekend of street violence has moved from emergency policing to tougher criminal law, with Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni seeking to reassert control after unrest in Milan and other northern cities

The government approved measures on Tuesday creating an offence of violent participation in demonstrations, extending preventive detention powers to teenagers aged 14--17 and making parents financially liable for damage caused by their children. The package also provides for 500 soldiers to support security operations in Milan through December.

The crackdown presents a defining challenge for a prime minister whose political identity rests heavily on law and order: demonstrating that stronger powers can prevent another eruption while addressing the conditions feeding public anger.

...

As EU Today reported in its earlier coverage of the unrest, police brought 271 people to headquarters following Sunday's disturbances, including 220 minors. Thirty-two were formally arrested, a detail that matters when assessing the scale of alleged criminal involvement.

The prominence of teenagers has shaped the government's response. According to the Associated Press, the decree makes prosecuting minors over 14 easier and includes plans to expand juvenile detention capacity and judicial resources.

Parliament must convert the decree into law within 60 days.

For supporters, the argument is straightforward: shopkeepers should not have to absorb the cost of destruction, and officers need effective tools against groups exploiting demonstrations to commit offences.

Yet preventive detention raises a different question from punishment after conviction. Its credibility depends on clear evidence, consistent safeguards and meaningful scrutiny, particularly when those affected are children.

Here's how it's going in France:



Italy is taking a different approach:



The Red-Green coalition in Spain also rioted there and attacked police.

The police, under fire by rockets and rocks, charged the rioters and beat them with batons.

I don't think this was on the socialist (red-green communist, actually) PM's orders. I think the cops charged because they were under physical attack.

In the coming weeks, I expect the socialist Spanish government to fire and even arrest these cops for doing their jobs.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:50 PM




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1 I see now!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO)

2 "weapons cache"

*laughs in Texan*

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (pfXMo)

3 So? What will they be carrying?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (jb8Ss)

4 If you're a third generation Algerian, are you really a migrant anymore?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL)

5 I rarely don't have words, altho I have many bad ones, to describe the likes of Macron.

A tiny bird man I could drop kick across a road. Coward comes to mind. Stupid. Feckless and pretend leader of a country. Married to his old school teacher who wears wigs and hits him on ze plane.

He waits over a decade to consider sending troops for riots, after the religion terrorist attacks Ace stated (and the one in Normandy haunts me still). But to protect his precious migrant barbarians and their "religion."

A religion that I pray nightly will be eradicated. First I pray for conversion, then I pray for them to be destroyed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (hzuYO)

6 france has actual army troops? News to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (I43vL)

7 If dumbass really wanted this shit stopped, he'd hire about 3 dozen Morons.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 07:00 PM (jb8Ss)

8 Would you rather get hit by a water cannon or a heat ray?

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:00 PM (MWfyi)

9 If dumbass really wanted this shit stopped, he'd hire about 3 dozen Morons."

3 dozen?

That'd be .... overkill.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:02 PM (pfXMo)

10 A great many terrorist attacks have been directed by colonizers at the French generally or at Jews specifically. This never seems to have particularly concerned France's leaders.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 23, 2026 07:02 PM (03WIC)

11 Deploy the Legion. Tell them the only ROE is "bring a stop to this shit." If they start at sunrise it'll be over by lunchtime.

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2026 07:02 PM (mXZsC)

12 A water cannon will put a damper on fireworks too. I'm all for hosing down an out of control riot.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi)

13 When foreigners come to your country and burn your cities it isn't a protest. It is an act of war.

The least you should do in response is make them all leave.

Realistically its an invading army. Shoot them.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (sKqQm)

14 Of course France has a army. Loyalty might be question or not.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

15 I saw a video from the riots where someone replaced the police with crusaders in the appropriate gear.

It looked appropriate honestly considering who the rioters are...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (sKqQm)

16 Don't care about France. It's a smelly, dirty, pretentious cesspool of a country. I always laugh at the vacation brochures of Paris. Psssst....it doesn't look anything like what they display. EVERY single park is drowning in trash and little. And the smell....good grief. Lena Dunham after a workout.

Italy? I still care a bit about Italy. Mostly for the art and some of the food in out of the way town restaurants (predominately in the north). I like Meloni because I am convinced she is the one that tipped Trump off about the Zelenskyy visit and how he would act, thus giving Trump the opportunity to bring Vance in to serve as a buffer and an enforcer (there are number of reasons to believe this, not the least is her attitude after the emergency EU meeting just before that meeting and her being the only leader to leave without talking to the press looking pissed).

Finally....wait a week. They are scheduling massive protests in Germany for Oct 31. You think the AfD is popular now. Give it a few weeks. They will be able to field a clear voting majority. Then it gets interesting.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (dIske)

17 Willowed but not completely off-topic if the topic is dealing with s**t-stirring idiots:

In a development that nobody foresaw, El Salvador is deploying thousands of troops to Haiti to retrieve 4 kidnapped military aid workers. President Bukele is talking trash - using biblical citations - to the gangs of Haiti. Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (U/Byj)

18 Whilst natives are unarmed."

BTW, buy ammo...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (pfXMo)

19 Afternoon, all. Or early evening? Whatever. Can Europe get its stuff together and remain European without going full 1940? Or is that the end goal, use crises to restore full authoritarianism?

Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (aJQbY)

20 Zombie Hitler smiles.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:07 PM (77rzZ)

21
Deploy the Legion.

Surely you Geste, Beau.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)

22 crusaders in the appropriate gear."

Deus Vult...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:08 PM (pfXMo)

23 Eh, an NFL game is all they need to calm the masses.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 07:08 PM (ua/lL)

24 >> A water cannon will put a damper on fireworks too. I'm all for hosing down an out of control riot.


Could use Gasoline, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:08 PM (Qugny)

25 Without checking I'm betting 500 quatloos that in fact France has the largest army in western Europe/original NATO. They also have an array of specialized forces, including some that have domestic responsibilities. None of these are what you would call easygoing, soft and friendly groups. France has the muscle to apply if it chooses.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (U/Byj)

26 Oh on a different note I see the case of Ian Cranston is in the news again.

He was at a nightclub with his GF. A guy named Barry Washington came up and hit on his GF. She turned him down so Barry assaulted her and Ian, knocking the latter to the ground.

As Barry came over to finish him off, Ian took out a pistol and shot Barry, killing him.

Checking reddit one of the top comments is, "Carrying a gun when you go out to a bar is just stupid and far more likely to cause harm than good."

But he used the gun in self defense against a larger man then meant to inflict serious bodily harm...his being armed did more good then harm.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

27 Here's how the French "justice" system is dealing with the insurgents and invaders: Giving them community service and sending them home.
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Those judges that don't give out justice live somewhere. They go home at night.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

28 >>Would you rather get hit by a water cannon or a heat ray?


Fresh Air

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Qugny)

29 Of course France has a army. Loyalty might be question or not."

Reports indicate that roughly 1/3 of the Army and the Gendarmes are Muslim...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:10 PM (pfXMo)

30 Those judges that don't give out justice live somewhere. They go home at night.

If one judge got the same treatment the rioters are themselves giving to the citizens you'd suddenly see completely different judgements coming out...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 07:10 PM (sKqQm)

31 They ought to add a little soap in the cannon water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 07:10 PM (Cqx++)

32 And echoing Blutarski up above, many of the revelers engaged in these festivities have been 2nd or even 3rd generation citizens. Which only confirms the general spirit of the "invader" concept - unassimilated immigrant blocs remain alien in key respects. As we see.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (U/Byj)

33 France Finally Deploys Troops in Wake of Terrorist Attack
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If that means the the Police Nationale, then, having lightly rubbed shoulders with them, I can say that they are pretty serious dudes. OTOH, that was 40 years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (XeU6L)

34 Fresh Air
Posted by: garrett"

Boofing?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (pfXMo)

35 man that's what I was getting at

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (Ia/+0)

36 France has laws that absolutely forbid private companies from firing employees, even in a downturn or other crises. That's why companies are loathe to hire. That's why young people struggle to find employment. It's a vicious cycle.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

37 unassimilated immigrant blocs remain alien in key respects. As we see."

This

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (pfXMo)

38 But he used the gun in self defense against a larger man then meant to inflict serious bodily harm...his being armed did more good then harm.
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In the US a guy who carried a gun into a mall and saved countless lives by shooting an armed attacker. A judge found him guilty of carrying a gun in the mall and sentenced him on the charge rather than waiving it due to him saving countless lives.

That judge lives somewhere, and goes home at night.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+)

39 >>Boofing?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:11 PM (pfXMo)


Quicksilver Messenger Service

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (Qugny)

40 Realistically its an invading army. Shoot them.
Posted by: 18-1

Then bury them in pig shit so their Moon God condemns them to hellfire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:12 PM (r2Icn)

41 Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer

- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years


As I have said, France is the first domino.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB)

42 Without checking I'm betting 500 quatloos that in fact France has the largest army in western Europe/original NATO. They also have an array of specialized forces, including some that have domestic responsibilities. None of these are what you would call easygoing, soft and friendly groups. France has the muscle to apply if it chooses.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:09 PM


As you have said france has chosen to let this violence continue unabated, they specifically chose this outcome and it is too late to put the genie back in the bottle.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:13 PM (I43vL)

43 man that's what I was getting at"

Indeed.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 07:14 PM (pfXMo)

44 >>Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer

- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years


>As I have said, France is the first domino.


Do I have to remind you of the Lawyers in NY who got off after firebombing a Police Cruiser back in the George Floyd days?

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Qugny)

45 I would have thought the UK would have been the first to kick off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM (ua/lL)

46 Ylan, 18 years old. Throwing a Molotov cocktail at police officer

- Sentence: 12 months suspended + 140 hours of community service + deprivation of voting rights for 3 years
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I *guarantee* you that Ylan will do exactly ZERO hours of community service and that there will be ZERO consequences of his failure to follow the sentencing.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TN0g+)

47
Ammo prices locally are actually down a little bit, stores stock a heavier inventory before deer season and want a higher sell- through.

Supply, Demand, it's a capitalist thing y'all understand.

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Y8DZL)

48 I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

49 If that means the the Police Nationale, then, having lightly rubbed shoulders with them, I can say that they are pretty serious dudes. OTOH, that was 40 years ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

I'm sure they will only act as colonial police; protecting colonizers from the indigenous population. I've really never liked France.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (l26NL)

50 Do I have to remind you of the Lawyers in NY who got off after firebombing a Police Cruiser back in the George Floyd days?
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Qugny)

+_______________________

Pretty sure that was a woman. Hormones....or maybe they didn't get her medication right. Or maybe no one was making sure she took said medication. It's not like she had a choice. Get with the program garrett...

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (dIske)

51 Finally....wait a week. They are scheduling massive protests in Germany for Oct 31. You think the AfD is popular now. Give it a few weeks. They will be able to field a clear voting majority. Then it gets interesting.
Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:05 PM (dIske)
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At least the Germans will probably fight back. Big people, drunk on massive amounts of bier.

Glad I saw most of Europe and all of the UK before this hideous mess. At the time Paris was relatively clean, and the outskirts of Paris were fine as well as the people we met. No problems any time we visited.

I was mortified and shushed my 6'3" husband and son,waiting in line to see Marie Antoinette's tiny family summer home in Vienna, Schonbrunn Palace. Which was opulent and the grounds were gorgeous.

My dudes were semi-whispering about the Austrian and French tiny men vs the size of the Germans. Commented, "No wonder they surrendered!"

And you think you can't take me anywhere?

We'd for sure all be jailed now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (hzuYO)

52 Nothing ever is certain.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

53 Who would have ever thought that we’d see the day when the Brits, the French, and the Germans would all be equally empussified?

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ)

54 Supply, Demand, it's a capitalist thing y'all understand.
Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 07:15 PM


P'shaw.

Posted by: Bernard "Bernie" Sanders (I-VT) at October 23, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

55 I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)
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Another depravity brought to you by Big Penguin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:18 PM (FZ29D)

56 6 france has actual army troops? News to me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:58 PM (I43vL)

Well... Foreign Legion is still a thing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:18 PM (mP0Kj)

57 @jessespafford
This might seem like a puzzling move until you remember that Vivek is just trying to turn out the GOP's core base: boomers who feel victimized because they're estranged from their adult children due to a long history of abusive behavior:

@HeerJeet
This makes sense when you realize that Acton's estranged mother represents a major demographic cohort -- parents who covered up horrific family secrets and are puzzled why their kids don't talk to them. This cohort is becoming politically organized.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 07:18 PM (88C+u)

58 Check out that X feed ace linked above. Lots of imagery of France and Belgium boarding up for tomorrow's festivities (reminds me of Georgetown in November 2020 ..... hmmm, that was always an interesting little thing revealed a lot but never got much attention).

Also there, a Belgian MP describes how Belgium has become a hub for Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood activities. Antwerp - target of the German offensive in December 1944 (The Bulge) - whoda ever thunk that islamic extremism would be on the menu there?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:19 PM (U/Byj)

59 Guarantee there is a terrorist plot for Sunday's game. Whether they go through with it or get caught is another matter. But, there are plans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:20 PM (r2Icn)

60 "I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

I doubt it. We are known for making ourselves known.

Posted by: Big Boof at October 23, 2026 07:20 PM (MWfyi)

61 Guarantee there is a terrorist plot for Sunday's game. Whether they go through with it or get caught is another matter. But, there are plans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And Shough throws a long bomb! Wait, that's not Shough.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 07:21 PM (l26NL)

62 Never Again.
Europe can fuck right off.
Entirely too much American blood spilled for their stupid asses.
Not one more drop.

Posted by: Reforger at October 23, 2026 07:21 PM (Ae6Br)

63 I hope there isn't a third time America has to save Europe

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

64 Guarantee there is a terrorist plot for Sunday's game. Whether they go through with it or get caught is another matter. But, there are plans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 07:20 PM


Yes there are. And if they are actually able to pull off any sort of attack with a body count that will encourage the rest of the dissatisfied "youths" to go on and commit further non violence violence.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:24 PM (I43vL)

65 Damn... thinking on French troops... 43 years ago was the Beirut Marine Barracks bombing...

But most Americans don't know the French were hit at almost the exact same time, and lost over 50 men of their Elite Parachute Regiment.

Yeah... I was there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)

66
Chantilly Boof
had a pretty tush
and a funny smell
hanging round

Posted by: The Big Boofer at October 23, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

67 Killing Jews and Christians is not terror, it's cleaning up,
making room for the newcomers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 07:27 PM (2UA/a)

68 Yeah... I was there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)

*******
Glad you made it home. We were enraged and I do remember.

Are you a Marine? My father was WWII 1st Marines and I'm partial to them.

Thank you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

69 Macron is what would happen if a cuck managed to impregnate an AWFL.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 07:28 PM (HD2n/)

70 63 No more. Let’s pull entirely out of Europe and leave them entirely to their shithole selves.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (77rzZ)

71 I don't think the US saving Europe is a discussion in any forum or an idea in anyone's head.

And BTW I think the last coalition casualty in Iraqi Kurdistan was a French paratrooper, a few months ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (U/Byj)

72 I think the hell breaking out in Europe will make some of the slumbering clueless in the US consider waking up and voting the right way in November. The timing couldn't be more perfect.

And I no longer care what happens to France.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (TN0g+)

73 I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what "boofing" is.

Words, especially slang, change meaning over time but it does raise a question whether Kavanaugh lied to the Senate when asked about references to boofing in his prep school yearbook. The whole hearing was a farce but I wouldn't feel good about it if he did.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (vTZFs)

74 Macaroni is a poof who flew off to muslim land to collect another check from his paymasters.

All of western europe is a bought and paid for whore in the employ of muslim pimps.

Posted by: Velvet Jones, Author at October 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Ssbab)

75 Burn, baby burn with the white hot intensity of so many suns that even Westerm 'media' is forced to cover the carnage.

Burn, baby burn!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)

76 (From GP):

Marxist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani showcased his latest bit of treachery with a twist that is sparking online anger.

On Friday, the ardent opponent of basic immigration enforcement went online and decided to coach the Big Apple’s illegal alien residents in SPANISH on how they can avoid being detained by ICE.

In the video, Mamdani outlines these three steps illegals can undertake to sabotage immigration enforcement: demand a judicial order from ICE before they can enter one of your ‘private’ spaces, remain silent if asked about your immigration status, and call the city’s immigration legal support line.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (TN0g+)

77 But Le Pen is a Nazi or something so Muslim takeover it is.

Posted by: French Jews at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (YNt71)

78 Macron was in the Gulf to secure energy supplies and market French defense hardware.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:32 PM (U/Byj)

79 Yeah... I was there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)


That touched all of us. The anger still burns.
I was on orders to Turkey. Things got real tight. Hard times.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 07:32 PM (2WIwB)

80 Macron was in the Gulf to secure energy supplies and market French defense hardware.
----
And for graft.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:33 PM (TN0g+)

81 I think the first two of the idiot Mamdani's outrageous little tips won't avail any illegals much. ICE doesn't (and never will) require judicial warrants, and usually ICE won't bag someone they haven't targeted based on solid information, so the silent act will default you to detention and depending on facts of the case, deportation proceedings.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 07:34 PM (U/Byj)

82 76 (From GP):

Marxist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani showcased his latest bit of treachery with a twist that is sparking online anger.

On Friday, the ardent opponent of basic immigration enforcement went online and decided to coach the Big Apple’s illegal alien residents in SPANISH on how they can avoid being detained by ICE.

In the video, Mamdani outlines these three steps illegals can undertake to sabotage immigration enforcement: demand a judicial order from ICE before they can enter one of your ‘private’ spaces, remain silent if asked about your immigration status, and call the city’s immigration legal support line.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:31 PM (TN0g+)

_____________________________

Criminal Solicitation (New York Penal Law Article 100)
Criminal Facilitation (New York Penal Law Article 115)
Accomplice Liability (New York Penal Law § 20.00)


So, any Republicans in NYC left with at least one marble? Or, are they all ass sitting grifters?

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (dIske)

83 Both Marxism and Islam is out to wipe ope Western civilization

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

84 John Fraude Kerry is a Francophile from way back. Has he opined?

Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Q+gd/)

85 All Ranks, Aim
Volley Fire
Fire!

Cannon, Blue Dye. Fire.

Second Rank, advance

Third Rank, Fix bayonets.

First Rank, Overwatch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

86 If you look at voting maps of France it’s no different yah here. Big cities left, exurbs and rural right. Paris went something like 90% for Macron. So I feel for the people outside the core of Paris, Lyon and Marseille who have to watch their country turn to shit. For those in the cities, burn baby burn.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy Can Blow Me at October 23, 2026 07:40 PM (YNt71)

87 Macron stated today:

"What happened today is a turning point. It is the first time there has been a terrorist act planned to kill our compatriots, our children, because of the color of their skin or their religion"

Gerald Ford stated today:

There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe, and there never will be under a Ford administration!

Upon further questioning, President Ford said: “I don’t believe that the Yugoslavians consider themselves dominated by the Soviet Union.
====

The first is a lie the second is a gaffe.

Both are complete falsehoods.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)

88 Nude moon.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

89 John Fraude Kerry is a Francophile from way back. Has he opined?
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Q+gd/)

He's too busy digging his 8mm camera out of his seabag to film some live action in the french riots to garner another Purple Heart.

Some assholes never change, they just smell that way.

Posted by: Who Does That? at October 23, 2026 07:42 PM (Ssbab)

90
I think Macron is in cahoots with the Color Revolutionaries.

Have they promised him the title of Grand Wazoo for Life once the revolution is over?

Same with the Spanish guy.

Of course, they'd have top be fools to think things will work that way for them.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 08:03 PM (YSUhf)

91 When it's cold out, deploy the water cannon!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 23, 2026 08:08 PM (P5A9z)

92 So if I'm reading Ace right.... Macron is ordering out the troops only after some of the brave citizens fired or fought back against the invaders? And the troops job is to fight the citizenry and protect the rioters?

Posted by: SimoHayha at October 23, 2026 08:22 PM (IeYnM)

93 checkinagain

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 08:26 PM (2UA/a)

The Week In Woke

Tim Walz's lieutenant governor, the trans extremist Peggy Flanagan who wears trans t-shirts with a combat knife emblem, says she had nothing at all to do with the massive fraud that Minnesota saw under the Walz-Flanagan administration.

Why it's absurd to claim that Peggy Flanagan has anything to do with wasting the taxpayers' money!


Peggy Flanagan and Tim Walz Steered Millions To Pay for Disgusting 'Booty Bumping' Kits that Help Junkies Take Drugs Through 'the Rectum'

Minnesota requires the provider of the booty bumping kits to also give junkies voter registration materials

Chuck Ross
October 21, 2026

Minnesota Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan's (D.) administration spearheaded the awarding of millions of dollars in grants and contracts to a "harm reduction" group that supplies "booty bumping" kits to drug users to help them safely ingest drugs through "the butthole."

The controversial funding was part of a $100 million grant--announced by Flanagan and Gov. Tim Walz--for "Minnesotans facing homelessness," including so-called harm reduction for drug users. In the announcement, Flanagan, now running for Senate, said that "These grants will ensure that everyone can access the supports they need to find and secure safe, stable housing."

The administration highlighted grants to Southside Harm Reduction Services, a nonprofit that "promotes the health and wellbeing of drug users" through "harm reduction" supplies like syringes, sterile water, and drug cookers to help junkies get high "safely."

A key "harm reduction" offering from Southside is free lube and other supplies to help users in the "booty bumping" scene to ingest all kinds of drugs--including heroin, meth, and ketamine--"through the rectum (anus, butthole)." Southside is also required by the state of Minnesota to give the junkies voter registration materials.

Southside touts the booty bumping kits, also known as "boofing" kits, in social media posts and on its website as safer methods to ingest some drugs and an efficient way to get high. Booty bumping helps drugs "reach the bloodstream quickly," allowing practitioners to "reach a high faster than some other routes of administration," Southside Harm Reduction says.

Southside Harm Reduction offers other instructions.

"Try to poop before. This is so your drugs are absorbed better," Southside Harm Reduction Services advises in a pamphlet contained in the kits.

Is that good advice, JackStraw?

"Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"

Boofing is controversial among harm reduction advocates. Because the drugs bypass the digestive system and enter the bloodstream quickly, it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses.

The state of Minnesota has awarded $7.9 million in grants and contracts to Southside Harm Reduction Services since 2023, according to state spending records. The administration awarded $432,000 to Southside in 2024 to provide "low-barrier access" to harm reduction supplies. The Washington Free Beacon first reported on the grants during Walz's failed vice presidential run.

This is pretty funny: Not all Karens are female.

I'm going to add "Nope," "Absolutely not," F*** that" to my active meme vocabulary.

I mentioned that Joey Swoll built his channel on Gym Whores showing their anuses to the world and then shaming men for looking at their fat butts for one second. Here's a recent example of this e-whore trend.

Here's more Entitled Whore Gym Entitlement: The girl with the nice thick legs sprints on the running machine, which is a perfectly legitimate use for it. They have a setting for it and everything.

But this entitled whore thinks that it's too loud because she can't listen to "my music" when the other girl is sprinting. Note that sprinting is an important gym activity while listening to "my music" is not.

Also note that sprinting lasts for like 20 seconds and no one would probably do more than three sets of it. So this entitled skank is complaining that she can't hear "my music" for a total time of one minute.

These people need to be banned from gyms and public spaces generally. As Joey Swoll often says, if you really want to film yourself without people walking in front of your camera, or you want to listen to "my music" without people rudely using gym equipment in the way it is supposed to be used, build your own home gyms, you broke-ass bitches.

Lisa Britton
@LisaBritton

Society: Mankeeping is a burden on women! Why don't men have friendships?! Ugh, men.

Also society: Ban all male groups and spaces! Men don't need other men for support and their health... They're just trouble! Ugh, men.


Two tier justice in the US: some racial groups are allowed to engage in truly nasty racist behavior.


A former student in a Maryland public school system has filed a federal civil rights complaint alleging the school system failed to adequately respond to years of antisemitic harassment that included slurs and an incident in which he received a bomb threat.

The complaint against the Montgomery County Public Schools was filed with the federal Education Department's Office for Civil Rights and alleges the Orthodox Jewish student experienced harassment at two of the system's high schools and that the school district failed to sufficiently protect him.

"Students would throw coins at him and call him a dirty Jew," according to the Louis D. Brandeis Center for Human Rights Under Law, which filed the complaint. The student had to transfer high schools because the harassment was "unbearable," the center also said.

The school system told local news outlet WTOP that it's aware of the complaint but declined to further comment, citing "an ongoing matter."

The complaint asks federal officials to investigate whether the school system violated Title VI of the Civil Rights Act.

Speaking of two-tiered justice: Disgraced effeminate former UK PM Keir Starmer was the head of the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) while it was covering up the grooming/rape gang scandal and allowing foreign invaders to rape lower-class native girls.

He'll now be forced to answer questions about that.


Keir Starmer listed as 'core participant' in grooming gangs inquiry

The ex-Prime Minister will give evidence after announcing the investigation

Sir Keir Starmer will be summoned to give evidence to the national grooming gangs inquiry, GB News understands.

The former Prime Minister, who announced the inquiry last year, has been listed as a core participant.

The inquiry will commence its National Accountability Hearings in London in December and January.

Further hearings will take place in March and April next year.

The inquiry's hearings are expected to examine why previous probes and investigations have not resulted in "meaningful change".

If you pay me six buck I can tell you why previous probes and investigations failed to produce meaningful change: Because the "investigations" were all designed from the start to cover up the previous cover-ups.

The world's money-hungriest socialist wants to sell you more pricey yet cheap bling.

Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."

For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

I sure don't like that law-abiding blacks feel the shame of being suspected in mass shoplifting. It stings. I have no doubt of that. I am sympathetic.

But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey for this poor state of things, and instead blamed the people actually responsible for it: a large and brazen subculture which has decided that they are entitled to rob and loot and pillage as they please and a Democrat Party determined to indulge those antisocial, barbaric beliefs.




April 2024: Alex de Waal tells a Harvard audience that Gaza is "the most intense famine that we have seen since records began."

October 2026: After none of his dire predictions came true, Alex de Waal declares that Gaza was, actually, "a very different type of famine."

Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. When the media says "famine experts warn," this is who they mean.

In March 2024 he told Democracy Now that Gaza's children were already dying of hunger and disease, "likely in thousands already."

Asked in October 2026 if Gaza made him rethink his work, he said yes. Was he wrong? Of course not. The most intense famine since records began was simply "a very different type of famine," with "a very different demographic profile." Not one word about the thousands of children he said were already dying.

When Noam Dworman pressed him on the deaths in September, de Waal's answer was that the pattern "was something that was puzzling" and "we actually don't know how many have died."

He was certain enough in 2024 to tell the world they were already dying by the thousands. Now he isn't certain enough to say how many died at all.

***

What actually happened:

The IPC's own Famine Review Committee, June 2024: the famine claims were "not plausible," and "the available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring."
https://t.co/f85dKsV6gV

After the October 2025 ceasefire, a UNICEF-led survey found 0.5 percent acute child malnutrition in Gaza, one of the lowest rates in the region.
https://t.co/BfWvPDIyiR

In 2016, he admitted in Boston Review that he had used "genocide" about Sudan "because it would grab headlines," and that "using the G-word was an error."

Post here, with video.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:52 PM




Comments

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1 Booty Bumping sounds so gay!

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, Outed Homosexual at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Ssbab)

2 Girl's girl ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (+gK6I)

3 >>>Is that good advice, JackStraw?

We have experts on everything, here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (LRRbQ)

4 For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

-

I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)

5 Because the drugs bypass the digestive system and enter the bloodstream quickly, it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses.

Good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (k5CNB)

6 Gaza's different kind of famine was the famine of not being able to kill more Israelis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (vJPf4)

7 I thought Sophia Bush was sexy. Nevermore said the Raven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:01 PM (vJPf4)

8 "Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"
======

Who's you buddy, who's your pal?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

9 A key "harm reduction" offering from Southside is free lube and other supplies to help users in the "booty bumping" scene to ingest all kinds of drugs--including heroin, meth, and ketamine--"through the rectum (anus, butthole)." Southside is also required by the state of Minnesota to give the junkies voter registration materials.
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Does the state of Minnesota expect the junkies to ingest the voter registration materials "thru the rectum (anus, butthole)" as well, since that makes about as much sense as anything else in that story?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:02 PM (TN0g+)

10 "Boofing"? A new one on me.

Come to think of it, I believe Fleming had Felix Leiter tell Bond that a Mob hit man, one of the two killers from Detroit in Diamonds Are Forever, was nicknamed "Boofy." Now I see why . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

11 I guess this explains Walz's Jazz hands.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2026 06:04 PM (aEsd/)

12 >>"Boofing"? A new one on me.


Not me.

Posted by: Justice Brett Kavenaugh at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (Qugny)

13 Nooded.

6pm....

CBC - BC election. That's like chinese Quebec.

CNN- Trump rally in Florida as elections forecaster has bad news for GOP.

MSNow - DOJ and Trump versus Alaska if Sullivan loses. That's what's making them angry this hour. CNN too.

FoxNews - Kirk assassin. 2029 trial date. Assholes. Russia.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)

14 For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

-
I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026


***
The Walmarts nearest me keep underarm deodorant and stuff like lipstick and eyebrow pencils locked up. And some car detailing products too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (wzUl9)

15 Friends don't mess with other friend's backsides.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (0U5gm)

16 Paying for drugs for addicted, wouldn't a gun do the same job?

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"

When you're navigat'n on the anal canal...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (pfXMo)

18 Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."
=====

Yeah well everything is locked up at my CVS so are they doing a racism to me too?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

19 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

20 Alex de Waal? Isn't he that Brit poofter with the woofloo model that could never generate the same result twice?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (jb8Ss)

21 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (FZ29D)

22 One of my patients today suggested that druggies get a three strikes and you’re dead rule.

When they show up in the er and need narcan, they get a tattoo on their wrist.

Three strikes. You’re not coming back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud)

23 And there was a new poll in CA that shows AOC is at the top of the heap for Dem President if a primary were to be held now. Followed by: Bootygieg, Newsom, Mark Kelly, and Kamala at the bottom.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)

24 'Call Her Daddy' host Alex Cooper and actress Sophia Bush say a "beautiful" message for women is that it's never too late to get a divorce

The American Dildo, Vibrator, Sybian and Sex Torso Manfacturers Association agree!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b)

25 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?

Posted by: Crusader



It's in the Good and Plenty Hard clause.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (0U5gm)

26 The booty boofing thing is vile and disgusting, but you can be sure no money actually went to booty boofing. This was pure corruption and political grifting. All this money was stolen.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (VepBY)

27 >>> 19 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

Some of us remember commie retards producing "helpful" videos instructing bums how to pick semi-edibles from dumpsters.

Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (jb8Ss)

28 >>"Boofing"? A new one on me.


Not me."

#metoo
/zombie Lindsey Graham

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (pfXMo)

29
Three strikes. You’re not coming back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud)

Someone else mentioned that - at a certain point, no more narcan.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (kX27y)

30 @22 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived. Cops hate it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (vJPf4)

31 "It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"

Dunno about that...your boofing buddy seems to be in a great position to give hurts.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (GMWTj)

32 Blow it out your ass replaced by blow it up your ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:11 PM (ua/lL)

33 Someday, someone is going to be hunting down all the participants in the transanity the way the Israelis hunted down Nazis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:11 PM (jb8Ss)

34 Can your brother be your boofing buddy? Asking for a friend of mine, Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (GMWTj)

35 no money actually went to booty boofing."

Bummer.

*looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo)

36 Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."
=====

Yeah well everything is locked up at my CVS so are they doing a racism to me too?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM


When corporate redid the walmart in my rural NE Texas town they installed a locked cabinet that has the black hair care products in it. It's right in the middle of the shampoo row and I do not recall that stuff ever being locked up before.


It may have been temporary because they were moving everything in the store around to new places but it was there the last time I went down that row a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (I43vL)

37 AOC: "I support trans women because I'm a girl's girl"

How do they come up with this stuff



Believe it or not, AOC has an entire team of people who come up with these lines.

It's hard to believe, but you can really squeeze that many dumbasses in one room.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

38 >>But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey


But that strategy always worked in the past
- "driving while black" as a way to stop police from pulling over that car with broken windows, smelling of dope, and on the stolen vehicle list. NO, you must not pull over too many cars driven by blacks
- Shot-spotter must be removed from Chicago city because it identifies too many shooters in black neighborhoods.
- Random searches can not include too many blacks, even if they are the ones doing suspicious things.
- That "white hispanic" was wrong for reporting and tracking a black thug who was casing apartments to rob.
- No redlining. Whitey banks must make loans in decrepit neighborhoods because they contain blacks and to not loan there would be racism.

I can go on. Hiring, renting, school discipline.... everything. Demanding society bend to their will is their go-to strategy.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (OjNI1)

39 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived.
------

I've read from people I trust that we don't have a homeless problem--we have an addiction problem. I think addiction describes 80% or more of it, but I'm not sure it describes all of it. One way of the other, I've seen more "homeless" people hanging out in what used to be "normal" areas around Oklahoma City in the last 24 months than I ever saw before, even during the Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (TN0g+)

40 23 And there was a new poll in CA that shows AOC is at the top of the heap for Dem President if a primary were to be held now



Yes... President Girls girl....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (+gK6I)

41 Blow it out your ass replaced by blow it up your ass."

Puffy, that is.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (pfXMo)

42 >>>As Joey Swoll often says, if you really want to film yourself without people walking in front of your camera, or you want to listen to "my music" without people rudely using gym equipment in the way it is supposed to be used, build your own home gyms, you broke-ass bitches.

Plop your fat, hairy man ass in front of her camera set up and go Karen on her perverted ass for filming you for her own sexual gratification.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (dK+Kv)

43
Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"
When you're navigat'n on the anal canal...
Posted by: man

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Ra6EG)

44 >>>21 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...

i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)

45 They also call it "hooping" I think.
It was prison slang for hiding things up your butt.

George Floyd told one of the cops on bodycam that he had been hopping earlier when they asked if he was high on anything at one point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

46 Masculine 20th century: Snorting huge rails of coke up your nose.

Feminine 21st century: booty bumping fenty up your poop shoot.

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (SwyyQ)

47 Hiring, renting, school discipline.... everything. Demanding society bend to their will is their go-to strategy."

We're at the mercy of the bottom quintile....

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (pfXMo)

48 Meh. All these Gym THOT videos are staged. All fake.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (VepBY)

49 Didn't I read that some stores in DC/adjacent burbs had actually stopped putting everything behind locked glass thanks to the, uh, change in vibe WRT crime? Courtesy of the corrupt authoritarian's crack-down.

Franpsycho, in your AO I think the store still being there is the victory, right?

Our favorite big-chain grocery store nearest us just installed "security" arrangements on the personal care aisle last year. Sadly, a few months later came the little gates to get in. I should ask a manager if those changes were demand-driven (so to speak) or top-down corporate changes.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (U/Byj)

50 i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)


https://youtu.be/h3JFEfdK_Ls

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

51 "Blow it out your ass" motorcycle man, I am the devil, do you understand?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (GMWTj)

52 Asked in October 2026 if Gaza made him rethink his work, he said yes. Was he wrong? Of course not. The most intense famine since records began was simply "a very different type of famine," with "a very different demographic profile." Not one word about the thousands of children he said were already dying.
===

Wonder what made this "different" you lying sack of sh*t?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

53 Believe it or not, AOC has an entire team of people who come up with these lines.

It's hard to believe, but you can really squeeze that many dumbasses in one room.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)
----
It's shame they spend all their time boofing each other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

54 I think addiction describes 80% or more of it,"

90. Easily.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (pfXMo)

55 Everything leftists do is either a farce, a catastrophe, a lie, or a crime.

And yet, for some reason, they are still on the playing fields, as one of two "options" available to the public.

How is this possible?

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (HD2n/)

56 >>>The world's money-hungriest socialist wants to sell you more pricey yet cheap bling.

Why's she always gotta look like like she's about to eat my brains. She's got great hooters and all, but, FFS, open your eyes.

Is the undead look a zillennial thing?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)

57 She’ll “win” by .07% after 3 weeks of counting and finding ballots. Minnesota leftists are experts at stealing elections. The perfected the craft in 2008.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy Can Blow Me at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (YNt71)

58 Ace, my love, I could have lived for the rest of my life being ingnorant of boofing. I would add to the boofers to lie on your left side, as if you are having an enema or colonoscopy. It's anatomy, perverts.

However, I would no more assist them with this information than to give out needles to hobos. On the bright side the straight shoot to the pooter could kill quicker and eliminate the numbers? Dunno, but it seems plausible.

Where was I? Oh, the added knowledge, this week, from you about Clinton and Monica. Altho it makes sense somehow of that pervert's activities, it had never entered my pure mind.

I may never be the same but will continue to read here.

Anyone could see, with a tiny gerbil brain sticking out of Gere, that the entire government of MN needs to be fire hosed, arrested, inprisoned or deported. To let the state start over. They ALL knew and got kickbacks.

Have a good weekend Ace and all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (hzuYO)

59 NOVA Campaigns
@NoVA_Campaigns
Turns out @SenLouiseLucas is nothing but a cheap low life hood rat asking her drug dealer if they’re actually a cop.

“On or about April 19, 2022, LOUISE LUCAS asked ICC #1 if they were a member of law enforcement before purchasing between 3-5 pounds of marijuana from ICC #1.”
-----

The photo that accompanies the tweet shows that the "Fundamentally non-serious" genius WROTE A CHECK for the marijuana.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

60 The drugs up the butt is one step above the trans guy who stuck frozen tomato juice cubes up his butt . When they melted he claimed it was just like menstruation.
These people aren't right in the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (vJPf4)

61 Party girls boof alcohol. Not joking. It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VepBY)

62 Little Johnny:
"That homeless guy in Minneapolis died from shoving drugs up his ass."

Tim Walz:
"Don't say that. Say 'Rectum.'"

Little Johnny:
"Wrecked 'em hell. It killed his ass."

Posted by: Minuteman at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (47/pr)

63 Three strikes. You’re not coming back.
Posted by: nurse ratched

-------------
How bout zero strikes?

Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (OjNI1)

64 It's shame they spend all their time boofing each other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

There was a story years ago about a panic with girls soaking their tampons in vodka, putting it to good use, and going to class.

I think that's probably what's going here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

65 I may never be the same but will continue to read here."

It's life changing.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (pfXMo)

66 the trans guy who stuck frozen tomato juice cubes up his butt . When they melted he claimed it was just like..."

A bloody Mary?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:20 PM (pfXMo)

67 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo)
=====

This is a Bad Idea.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

68 We dodged such a huge bullet when Governor Jazz Hands lost. Imagine what the country would look like if that fag and Kamala had won.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (viF8m)

69 boofing

nope

absolutely not

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (1wjle)

70 For some reason, I believe him.


Dr Adali Warsame
@AdaliWarsame
This is her modus operandi. You English speakers only know one side of Ilhan. You dont know the violent, fascistic, ethnonationalist, ethnosupremacist Ilhan. That one is reserved for her Somali speaking audience. She is highly machiavelian, duplicitous and cunning. Here she is sending one message to the “white” “liberal” “naive” audience (message: oh look at me walking in a park with my husband life is great I am just an ordinary family woman). To her Somali audience the dog whistle violent rhetoric is in the song itself which btw is a war cry / war song: “I will wipe the floor with my enemies. I will crush them under my boot. I will put them in graves”. The duality and duplicity of Ilhan Omar. You really dont know what or who youre dealing with. These are her forbears (real picture). She comes from Somalian fascist nazis.

https://tinyurl.com/3jjnu2xp

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y)

71 Party girls boof alcohol. Not joking. It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VepBY)

Good to see that their priorities are sorted.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

72 Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (OjNI1)
----
I think it's the same logic behind making abortions "safe, legal, and rare."

The people behind "harm reductions" WANT to create maximum death and destruction, under the guise of being "helpful."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (FZ29D)

73 How bout zero strikes?

Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.
-----

My dad likes fast cars and isn't an idiot. But when I was a kid he made that point that IF one were really interested in car safety placing a knife facing the driver imbedded in the center of the steering wheel would be more effective than a seatbelt. It would be a constant reminder to every driver that they had skin in the game, literally.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

74 El-Sayed never ever answers the questions, even ones from a friendly like Bret Baier. He always skews to something he wants to talk about.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (jsLqC)

75 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...

i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life

Posted by: ace


Isn't that where Tom Hanks got his start?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (0U5gm)

76 Franpsycho, in your AO I think the store still being there is the victory, right?

=====

Sad but true. There were two other locations I preferred, both gone. Still vacant too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)

77 Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"

When you're navigat'n on the anal canal...
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026


***
"Eighteen miles on the Anal Canal . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man


Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (HD2n/)

79 Watching on Tubi
Come What May - France May 1940
More than a 1/2 hour in but good so far

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)

80 I kind of think after sounding, everything is downhill.

Happier news. Around lunch, I had on The Price is Right. There was a very sweet lady from Dallas there. Drew asked for her bid and she replied "Oh sugar, I don't know.'

She ended up winning a car.
I was happy for her.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)

81 It's like the Dems want to turn this country into a nation of drug addicts and homeless people, or something.

Posted by: mrp at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (rj6Yv)

82 After the last round of polls, Minnesota is still ranked lean D, but it was likely D. Minnesota is the only state to shift toward the Republicans in months and I hate that for us.

[BI support Flanagan, but she really let Michelle Tafoya walk all over her at the debate. She had no response to anything except “but Donald Trump!” That line famously didn’t work in 2016 or 2024.

I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!

Minnesota is this year’s Washington of 2022. Remember the panic in Democratic camp when Murray’s defeat was in margin of error and her opponent was even tied to her in the polls in final couple of weeks, only for Murray to win by nearly 15 points

I strongly suspect that if there were an actual real possibility that Peggy Flanagan might lose the general election that AOC would do more to help her.

If not for the national climate this year, Tafoya would have had a genuine shot. As it stands, though, that’s no longer the case.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (33+LP)

83 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

84 Isn't that where Tom Hanks got his start?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (0U5gm)

In EVERYONE's defense, Donna Dixon was there.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)

85 My dad likes fast cars and isn't an idiot. But when I was a kid he made that point that IF one were really interested in car safety placing a knife facing the driver imbedded in the center of the steering wheel would be more effective than a seatbelt. It would be a constant reminder to every driver that they had skin in the game, literally.

Posted by: Crusader



A researcher in the eighties named Sam Peltzman that I found while looking into the issue found that seat belt laws increased the number of accidents beyond statistical noise and also substantially raised the number of pedestrian fatalities.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:27 PM (0U5gm)

86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
----

How sad--her Dad has dementia.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

87

Bump bump bump
Bump bump bump

Bump your booty
Bump your booty

Posted by: KHz and the Moonshine Band at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Cqx++)

88 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived.
------

I've read from people I trust that we don't have a homeless problem--we have an addiction problem. I think addiction describes 80% or more of it, but I'm not sure it describes all of it. One way of the other, I've seen more "homeless" people hanging out in what used to be "normal" areas around Oklahoma City in the last 24 months than I ever saw before, even during the Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM


When we lived in Kentucky there was a homeless guy in lexington that was revived with narcan 23 times in less than two years. There was a very heated argument during a city council meeting when the police chief asked "how many times is enough?"


This one homeless guy was taking a huge chunk out of the cities EMS budget. They would get a 911 call and the cops would go to the address and find the guy OD'ed and have to revive him. They then had to wait for the ambulance that would take him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2-3 days before they would let him go.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (I43vL)

89 78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man

Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse.
Posted by: zombie


Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years -- yeah, actually, the Folsom ones are worse. Up Your Alley was more ludicrous, but Folsom more disgusting.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (HD2n/)

90 We went to Folsom Street one year but didn't take a camera. No camera phones those days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

91 "Imagine what the country would look like if that fag and Kamala had won."

Why, I think we would all be boofing!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (GMWTj)

92 ChristyBlinky - “straight shooter to the pooter.”

I love this place.
No homo, of course!

Posted by: RI Red at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (LMRVO)

93 86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
----

Until 2020 ? Not a life long Republican then

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (+gK6I)

94 It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick."

*Cornell undergrad hardest....hit?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (pfXMo)

95 Boofing is how you get out of handcuffs - just ask Ralph Kramden..

Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (j10i6)

96 AOC truly is retarded. Maine is a fence sitting state. It's always been about 50/50 (even with the transplants that live along the coast coming up from Mass.) If it does lean a little left...it's not by much. The LAST thing anyone campaigning seriously in that state should do is take an unpopular wedge issue and make a Jr. High type proclamation like she did. It may help HER ambitions overall. But, it sure as hell doesn't help Jackson.

Collins was probably doing fist pumps after seeing that.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

97 For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

-

I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (fheZL)

98
Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs?


Are you sure that even a small fraction of the $100 million is finding its way to the alleged recipients or is it being laundered in the markets and buying luxury homes and cars for the organization's officers?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:31 PM (U4c/V)

99 86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
----
How sad--her Dad has dementia.
Posted by: Crusader

Probably dead.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 06:31 PM (33+LP)

100 Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years"

You have quite the constitution...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (pfXMo)

101 Good evening all!
I asked for prayers last night on the ONT. Unfortunately I asked for them during a troll storm. I am under the weather. Chills, fever, cough, runny nose, and aches. Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.

Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

102 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026


***
"There is hardly any substance the human animal will not in his eternal perversity misuse."

I read years ago that it was a common practice in Victorian England for pipe smokers to ingest the stuff rectally. I'd hate to be the guy who had to clean that pipe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

103 89 78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man

Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse.
Posted by: zombie

Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years -- yeah, actually, the Folsom ones are worse. Up Your Alley was more ludicrous, but Folsom more disgusting.
Posted by: zombie


WHAT AM I THINKING.

I was looking at the second Up Your Alley Report. I retract my retraction. The 2008 Up Your Alley report was, in fact, by far the worst.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (HD2n/)

104 83 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s

Some lube, a funnel, a bit of coordination and a few Bud Lights, and you have yourself a cheap, exciting night.

Today's 6:30 pm lies and lies of ommission....
-flash floods - stay safe all
- Oregon hero speaks
Trump- DOJ - Alaska
-Russia

Up first
NBC - floods in the West
ABC - floods
CBS - Oregon Hero

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

105 I have the heating pad and I am going to bed."

Sounds like a plan. Get well soon.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:34 PM (pfXMo)

106 Flannagan will be a great addition to the other putrid Dem Female Governors already in office... Add in Acton and ......

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:35 PM (+gK6I)

107 https://tinyurl.com/2bpyd5nf

You've got to boof your way out!

Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 06:35 PM (j10i6)

108 I asked for prayers last night on the ONT. Unfortunately I asked for them during a troll storm. I am under the weather. Chills, fever, cough, runny nose, and aches. Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.
Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

Fluids and rest

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (+gK6I)

109 Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

Sorry you're not feeling well. Will pray for your healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (JrHfD)

110 Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (ua/lL)

111 Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM 

Sleep very well.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)

112 CBS - Oregon Hero

Why are they covering him ? Did he say he hates Trump or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I)

113 Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM


Not looking that up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (I43vL)

114 Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.

That sounds horrible even though I don't know what that is. How many more millions for the inevitable medical treatments that will 200% be picked up by those who are demanding Affordability?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (pUU4E)

115 Suddenly Elvis Costello's song Party Girl doesn't sound so winsome.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 06:39 PM (bX16E)

116 King County Housing Authority "lost" 17 million dollars last year.

No accounting.
Gone
Unrecoverable.

That was supposed to be for housing the unhoused. Instead, POOF!

Even the local ABC affiliate is reporting on it.
*pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud)

117 If you think about it for a minute, the word, "rectum" has a double meaning for fags.

That's all I've got from this week's Ace news.

All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption.

The Met police state they never launched a letter to her in 2018 regarding Daddy and are trying to find it. hic

She lies often as pathological narcissists often do. If she or her halfwit half brother lied the truth shall come out. I'll be here for it as she reminds me of the narcissist who used to be in my life.

In all seriousness if you do nothing else about her highness, look at her latest video of her setting the table with her As Ever crap on the subreddit. It's supposed to somehow be a table for Christmas. In all white. She decends the stairs majestically in a strange dress ($2k) someone described as "the world's largest vulva." Which had me a bit hysterical last night. She sets her candy bars on soup bowls for reasons unknown. Puts her arse on the table and poses weirdly and laughs maniacally. Perfection.

The comments are priceless. It is the most retarded thing I have seen in awhile, as I haven't watched debates.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (hzuYO)

118 112 CBS - Oregon Hero

Why are they covering him ? Did he say he hates Trump or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I)

Probably to lend credibility to the rest of their lies.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

119 How many more millions for the inevitable medical treatments"

Stock up on witch hazel and Prep H?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pfXMo)

120 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!

It was a gravesite "conversation".

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pUU4E)

121
I don't have enough cold foam. It's a famine at Schloss Hadrian!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH)

122 All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. . . .

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026


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Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)

123
Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.
Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

__________

Prayers for a speedy recovery from The Crud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:43 PM (eRlcH)

124 Almost time for me to feed the furry thugs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

125 Feel better soon, Jmel

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:44 PM (W2Pud)

126 So sick of them -

@mollie_don
4h
Well, what do we have here? Ilhan Omar and Keith Ellison at a Minneapolis early-voting site, just feet from a voter casting a ballot, with cameras rolling all around them.

But get this…

Minn. Stat. § 204C.06, subd. 1 limits who may stand within 100 feet of a polling place. Subd. 2(a) limits who may remain inside and who may approach within six feet of voting booths or equipment. Subd. 8 says news media may not approach within six feet of a voter. § 211B.11, subd. 1 prohibits soliciting votes or displaying campaign materials inside polling places and, during early voting, within 100 feet of the room, as far as practicable.

Omar is on the ballot for Congress. Ellison is on the ballot for Attorney General. Their presence as high-profile candidates, with media in tow, while voters are casting ballots, looks like exactly the lingering and electioneering these rules are written to prevent. Ordinary citizens don’t get to do this.

Rules for thee, not for me.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

127
But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey for this poor state of things, and instead blamed the people actually responsible for it: a large and brazen subculture which has decided that they are entitled to rob and loot and pillage as they please and a Democrat Party determined to indulge those antisocial, barbaric beliefs.

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Indulge? Are there not thousands of Democratic orbiters in academia positively celebrating this behavior?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)

128 There's a William Lawrence DSA kid running in Michigan.

Damn, someone's funding an avalanche of ads against the subhuman piece of garbage.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b)

129 All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. . . .

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026

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Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?
----

What explains the differing levels of success between no talent *grifters*? The Jenners seem to PRINT all the money any family would ever need, whereas the money seems to come in dribs and drabs for Markle?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

130 AOC is so dumb. And the people who elected her are even dumber.
Scary, huh?

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:47 PM (MWfyi)

131 beckster, good job of passing along all this information.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:47 PM (ua/lL)

132 What is it with weirdos and shoving things up their backsides? Talk about not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (5WPt1)

133 AOC is so dumb. And the people who elected her are even dumber.
Scary, huh?
Posted by: fd
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She had the bird hand going for that whole video.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (JzUSu)

134 Jmel, please take lots of fluids.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (ua/lL)

135 I think Flannagan is running for US senate, not governor. That's Amy Koblocher. I probably didn't spell that right.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

136 boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing
boofing boofing boofing....oh, that hurts!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (GMWTj)

137 I've two Irish grandkids. On the couple times a year I get to see them, they are getting hugs. Feck Dublin.

Posted by: Cosda at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (x0nsc)

138 think Flannagan is running for US senate, not governor. That's Amy Koblocher. I probably didn't spell that right.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026


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The one who had some idea of running for president in, what was it, 2020? Klobuchar, I think, was her name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)

139 Those people are out there, shambling around, looking for freebies and stuff to wreck.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi)

140 tcn, How is DH doing today? When does he start physical therapy?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (ua/lL)

141 What is it with weirdos and shoving things up their backsides? Talk about not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM


I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL)

142 Sandy Cortez from Washington Heights allegedly received an Economics degree from either Boston College or Boston University (I forget which). After graduating, she was living in NYC, the financial capital of the world, but was working as a waitress.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:52 PM (l26NL)

143 Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?
----

What explains the differing levels of success between no talent *grifters*? The Jenners seem to PRINT all the money any family would ever need, whereas the money seems to come in dribs and drabs for Markle?
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)
**********
Indeed, that be her highness who never fails to entertain me.

I never knew about yacht girls til this subreddit.

I find my education grows weekly, thanks to Ace and others vs rereading Norton's Anthology of English Literature, a favorite, and I have both volumes. I keep meaning to get around to that...Beowulf will probably still bring me down in olde English. Soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:52 PM (hzuYO)

144
I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL)

____________

The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Shoved Up Their Ass (8th edition), 43 Volumes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:53 PM (eRlcH)

145 I find my education grows weekly, thanks to Ace and others vs rereading Norton's Anthology of English Literature, a favorite, and I have both volumes. I keep meaning to get around to that...Beowulf will probably still bring me down in olde English. Soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026


***
We were having fun quoting classic poetry this morning -- Browning, Service, Kipling, et al.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (wzUl9)

146 This one homeless guy was taking a huge chunk out of the cities EMS budget. They would get a 911 call and the cops would go to the address and find the guy OD'ed and have to revive him. They then had to wait for the ambulance that would take him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2-3 days before they would let him go.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (I43vL)

..........

This may sound cruel but there are 2 words for just this
situation..... "Slow Code"

Posted by: Molly k. at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (j/yko)

147 In a development that nobody foresaw, El Salvador is deploying thousands of troops to Haiti to retrieve 4 kidnapped military aid workers. President Bukele is talking trash - using biblical citations - to the gangs of Haiti. Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (U/Byj)

148
Wasn't there a thing about 20 years ago where "today's kid" were soaking tampons in booze and sticking it up their butts to get drunk?

I seem to remember that was an internet deal for awhile. The advantage was supposed to be no alcohol on your breath.

I thought it was fake at the time but I guess not.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (YSUhf)

149 I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)


Bidenflation hit everywhere hard

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (gUs21)

150 NOOD

FWANCE




is preparing to surrender

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (jb8Ss)

151 I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL)
____________________________

Were that me, I would likely stick around and write a book entitled:

"Whose Watch is This?"

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske)

152 Nood indeed

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (pfXMo)

153 Back about 1990 I remember hearing about a new teen fad, pretending to be a runaway and homeless. The kids had homes, often very comfortable ones. But they would pretend to have fled an abusive home and to be living on the street. I guess when their curfew time came around they went back to their parent-bought BMWs and drove home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (wzUl9)

154 Even the local ABC affiliate is reporting on it.
*pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud)

KOMO seems to be the one channel willing to take these things on. They put out "Seattle is Dying" a few years ago.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (gUs21)

155 "it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses."
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Maybe because I'm a heartless asshole who's fed up, but this looks to me like a feature and not a bug.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 23, 2026 07:06 PM (OGFx7)

156 Killing Jews and Christians is not terror, it's cleaning up,
making room for the newcomers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 07:25 PM (2UA/a)

157 Excellent blog! Do yoou have any helpful hints ffor aspiring writers?
I'm planning tto start my own website son but I'm
a little lost onn everything. Would you suggest startin with a frde platform like
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Posted by: webpage at October 23, 2026 08:04 PM (iLD2+)

BOOM: Ilhan "Omar's" Sister's Marriage Certificate Says Her Father Is Nur Said Elmi, Not Omar

Uh-oh.

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate.

It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer.

More evidence that she is not who she says she is.

marriagecertificatenursaidelmi.jpg


Yesterday I mentioned a social media post in which Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's brother/ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, acknoweldged that Ilhan's third child was a "niece," that is, the daughter of his sister.

Here is that post, via Hot Air, as posted by Ben Weingarten:


niecesstraightoutofthevagina.jpg

She has repeatedly lied under oath about her brother/husband:

lyingaboutherbrotherhusband.jpg

The woman who until recently disclosed her net worth as being $30 million now says she's living "paycheck to paycheck."

The Babylon Bee: Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 /saSigns To Look For


1. You have the same parents: This probably should have tipped you off.

...

6. Your mother-in-law is also your regular mother: And she actually likes you.

7. He's straight, but says things to you like "stop trying to kiss me, that's a crime against nature," "why don't you have your own bedroom" and "you are my sister, what is wrong with you?": Contrary to popular belief, this is not playful love banter.

There are more.

Another headline from The Bee:

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader


David Steinberg
@realDSteinberg

35m

I'm most proud of this @IlhanMN find:

Not long after Ilhan swore 8 times in her divorce filing that she had no idea how to contact Ahmed, I proved -- via the source code of the website for her sister Sahra Noor's company 😎 -- that he was working for Sahra, and quite easy to contact.




Related:



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM




Comments

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1 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....


https://tinyurl.com/2ut4zte7

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

2 yo

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Qugny)

3 >>>1 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....

Hm. I would post that but I can't confirm it. I'll keep an eye out, though.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)

4 The Babylon Be is a national treasure.

And that's not just because it's funny. It's because Twitter banning them was the impetus behind Elon buying Twitter.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (rufaV)

5 Never ever vote for a muslim.

It's that simple.

Posted by: Pray The Muslim Away at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Ssbab)

6 Hm. I would post that but I can't confirm it. I'll keep an eye out, though.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)

He said he was going to do a full translation....

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)

7 Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (GcD6s)

8 >>The Babylon Be is a national treasure.


They really are.

However, situations like this one make things REALLY easy for them.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Qugny)

9
Good weekend to all!

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL)

10 I remember others doing Top Ten Lists, back in the day...

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Qugny)

11 >>>The Babylon Bee: Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

The Bee kills.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:10 PM (LRRbQ)

12 A village is about to get it's idiot back.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 05:10 PM (ua/lL)

13 and so it continues

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dzrra)

14 Whoopsie!

I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina." And I once knew 1000 or so unrelated newborns in the newborn nursery.

Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing?

Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic

Someone needs to alert me if there is a run for the border, and not for Taco Bell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO)

15 It will be absolutely hilarious if we get to the bottom of this and find out that "Ilahn Oman" was just some rando Somali with a big mouth pretending to be Ilahn Omar all along. Catch me if you can!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (dctMi)

16 Nieces fresh out of the vagina?

I now think it is likely he consummated that marriage.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

17 >>I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."


I have only ever seen it from Muslim men. And only 2 other times that I can recall.

They are a very odd sort.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Qugny)

18 Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader


I am choking here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Dzrra)

19 I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina." And I once knew 1000 or so unrelated newborns in the newborn nursery.

Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing?

Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic

Someone needs to alert me if there is a run for the border, and not for Taco Bell.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO)
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I think that's gay-speak.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (kX27y)

20 >>I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."

Only ping pong balls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (LRRbQ)

21 Talk about walls closing in and wheels coming off. Ilhanhas got both of them.

Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (wzUl9)

22 Never ever vote for a muslim.

It's that simple.
Posted by: Pray The Muslim Away at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Ssbab)

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Prayer is fine but it's simpler just to deport.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (jsLqC)

23 Right Said Fred > Nur Said Elmi

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

24 I'm sorry to have missed the open thread with the Trump vids and discussion (I'm sure) of the misses Daddario and Plaza. Someone suggested that Ace would soon have an AI video with them both in it. I'd subscribe!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)

25 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....


https://tinyurl.com/2ut4zte7


I found an AI tool and it says:

Another time, without a reason
The blessing always given, insult
The white creator, angry
The hard one didn't pass the foot
A red thread woven
The excessive love, the drinker
The madness of love affected you
As long as the clouds rise
The creator's lightning strikes
The fate that didn't reach me
If we don't get tired
The hyenas eat, and I won't get up

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)

26 All in the family, baby...it is the somali way

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (nCTkv)

27 I’d love to see her deported back to Russia that sh!thole, but I’m betting that it’ll never happen. Especially, if the democrats take back the House, Senate, or both.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (DnR4T)

28 This blatant farrago of lies and crimes could have been prevented IF the Democrats had had a scintilla of principles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (6Egig)

29 Watching Robert Gouveia discuss this right now...he's fisking the gay brother.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Qugny)

30 " Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.
Posted by: Max Power"

Naw. I'm only usually right. This one is OK by me.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (MWfyi)

31 Fresh out of the vagina?

It’s meant as an insult to mothers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

32 Oz was "No True Muslim".

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

33
Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.
Posted by: Max Power


Has anything really happened?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Cqx++)

34 >>It’s meant as an insult to mothers.

You can't insult a Muslim woman. That's like insulting a lamp or an ashtray.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Qugny)

35 Fresh out of the vagina?

It’s meant as an insult to mothers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

At least they're shade grown and free range. Likely not conflict free.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (LRRbQ)

36 Oh! Mar!

Posted by: George Take-a-guy at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e)

37 "Fresh out of the oven" maybe.
The actual medical term "vagina" seems reserved for jokes on AOSHQ and actual misogynists, or maybe homos who think this side of female anatomy is gross and alien.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)

38 My lecture-luncheon deal at my old employer was as bad as I'd feared. The food was okay, seeing as it was free. The woman professor kept saying she didn't want to get into politics, because she would get all "hot and bothered," and a chill ran through my veins.

Sure enough, during the Q & A, she sneaked in some line about "Not everyone with a uterus is a woman," and then came out with some complaint about factions in our society who want to keep it "white and Christian. I've got news for them: It isn't, and it never was."

Jeez Louise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

39 I always say "Fresh from the intercrural trench", but that's just me.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MWfyi)

40 I didn't support Oz because he refused to renounce his Turkish citizenship unless he won. Fuck you.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ti9vn)

41 Imma let you finish, but sumptin happ'nen here.

Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)

42 With the whole Ilhan Omar fraud, it would never have been discovered if she didn't run for national election. Even as a state politician she would never have been discovered but that was never enough for her. Arrogance brought her down and her disdain for America and Americans. If she had kept a low profile and her mouth shut she would still be untouched. Ilhan is a stereotype of pride before a fall.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (jsLqC)

43 I wouldn't get too worked up over this news. She is going to claim that the naming customs of somilia are different that the US and misunderstood the forms when she was filling them out she will get hundreds of people to back her up.


Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL)

44 Fresh out of the vagina?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)
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Just the way I don't like my cinnamon rolls.

Posted by: George Take-a-guy at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

45 Tickle me, Elmi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Cqx++)

46 "Has anything really happened?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

I'm not holding my breath. There is still time to f'k this up.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)

47 Ilham Nur's usefulness to the Democrat Party is hopefully reaching an end and they will shiv her before putting her on an ice floe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (6Egig)

48 If she had kept a low profile and her mouth shut she would still be untouched. Ilhan is a stereotype of pride before a fall.

She's the daughter of a war criminal. It would be as if Hitler and his kid bugged out of Germany and lived on welfare in Argentina.

BroFo thought she was untouchable because for a long time she was

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm)

49 Please to correct, we are fresh out of bob and vagine.

Posted by: "Bob" in a Call Center Definitely Not in Mumbai at October 23, 2026 05:21 PM (+n72I)

50 I'm glad they were married.

Incestual sex with your gay brother outside of marriage would just be wrong. ALTHOUGH, it's kind of a time saver.

'The Five' is covering this now.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b)

51 I always say "Fresh from the intercrural trench", but that's just me.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MWfyi)

I go with the more traditional utero-exfil via the tunnel of love.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (LRRbQ)

52 As I've said before, it must be fun to work at "The Babylon Bee" before the next Democrat Admin arrests you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (JrHfD)

53 She's a brothertrucker. Yeeeeess she is...

Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (anL5R)

54 When asked if her former husband was actually her brother, Ilhan Omar (Elmi) replied "not to my knowledge".
When the follow-up question was "why aren't you sure?" she replied "well, his dick didn't taste like dad's".

Posted by: UncleJefe at October 23, 2026 05:23 PM (DzC+b)

55 I and here I thought I was inappropriate.

Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:23 PM (anL5R)

56 Enough. Where's the en fuego guy?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (pfXMo)

57 Watching Robert Gouveia discuss this right now...he's fisking the gay brother.
----

Is that even legal?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

58 I hope Illhan Nuf Said gets booted, but doubt it will happen. Probably by a Commissar Judge

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)

59 On the whole, if I have to be arrested I'd rather be arrested for working at the Babylon Bee than for being a conservative with the wrong bank.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (JrHfD)

60 "Where's the en fuego guy?
Posted by: man "

Last I heard he was in France.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (MWfyi)

61 That she's gotten away with this for over a decade when the evidence was right in front of everybody's eyes is the scandalous part.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt)

62 It is funny looking at the two party's October Surprises

Dems: Lindsay Graham was gay...GAY! You can't vote for Republicans because one of them was GAY!

Reps: Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud, financial fraud, and married her brother. And they are all supporting her.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)

63 Was that wrong?

Posted by: George Nur Said Elmi Costanza at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (1wjle)

64 18 Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader


I am choking here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Dzrra)

That's because I'm using the Force on you.

Posted by: Darth Vader at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (CFMhl)

65 Enough. Where's the en fuego guy?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (pfXMo)
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He gets off early on Friday.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

66 The Five' is covering this now"

"Covering"? Like with a condom?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (pfXMo)

67 Hey guys,

Just a heads up that we have a launch in about 48 minutes.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-15
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: October 23, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 3:28 p.m. PDT (2228 UTC (October 24, 00:28 CEST)

https://youtu.be/zGZUw70ASg0

Posted by: Joyenz at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (2F0/Y)

68 Ilham Nur's usefulness to the Democrat Party is hopefully reaching an end and they will shiv her before putting her on an ice floe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (6Egig)

Her usefulness stemmed from this info being relatively unknown and deniable. Now they can no longer use it to control her, so onto the dem ash heap she goes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (LRRbQ)

69 Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL)

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Maybe but her national political prospects are over.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (jsLqC)

70 he's fisking the gay brother.
----

Is that even legal?"

It's mandatory in California...

/

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (pfXMo)

71 >>Is that even legal?

You don't need consent if he's in England.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Qugny)

72 I am out of the office until Monday morning and cannot respond. If you have an urgent matter, please contact my manager Senior Enfuego.

Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

73 If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in me Elmi!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (sKqQm)

74 As I've said before, it must be fun to work at "The Babylon Bee" before the next Democrat Admin arrests you.

I'm not funny or quick enough to work as a writer at The Bee but I would sweep floors just to hang around a bunch of people who are.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 05:28 PM (vTZFs)

75 keep it in me Elmi!"

"Tickle Me..."

Er...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (pfXMo)

76 Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic

Which made yesterday's "Deport Me Elmi" such a quality name. I don't remember which commenter coined it, though.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (EmpfK)

77 Elmi loves to learn, learn about it all. The things that are big and the things that are small! And most importantly what Elmi's sister looks like naked!

Posted by: Ahmed Elmi at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)

78
Minneapolis -- i.e., New Mogadishu -- is a hive of lerning and incest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (JnJJV)

79 They're breaking up that old Squad of mine.

Posted by: The Four Aces at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (EdP2u)

80 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm)

81 please contact my manager Senior Enfuego"

El Hefe fuego or Alcande fuego?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (pfXMo)

82 Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL)

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Maybe but her national political prospects are over.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM


I don't think she had any goal other than being a representative. That was the perfect place for her to grift tens of millions of dollars while she thought no one was paying attention. And there is no way the democrats will kick her out of the house even if it is proven that she lied on her citizenship forms. She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.


Plus there is no way that this will ever work it's way through the court system before Trump leaves office in January 2029. The democrats have a fair chance that the next democrat president will pardon her at that point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL)

83 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm)
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There are guesses that they did not consummate their marriage.

Classic immigration fraud.

Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

84 Where did the money go?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

85 Maybe but her national political prospects are over.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM

She should have leared to not cross Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (LRRbQ)

86 They're breaking up that old Squad of mine.
Posted by: The Four Aces at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (EdP2u)

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Which reminds me, Rashida Taliban has been very quiet. I wonder what's in her past that may not bear looking into.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:33 PM (jsLqC)

87 Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (EmpfK)

That's hilarious .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:33 PM (JrHfD)

88
*yawns loudly*

Let me know when there's something about this weasel that isn't a total fabrication.

*rolls over*
*resumes nap*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:34 PM (eRlcH)

89 Where did the money go?

Nobody seems to know.

Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton at October 23, 2026 05:34 PM (vTZFs)

90 Have we ever seen Ilhan Whatshername's tax returns?

Posted by: What's Good For The Goose at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ssbab)

91 The media isn't interested in this... All they keep asking Trump is what he thinks about the Ramaswamy ad against Acton and when is he gonna denounce that ad... Of course he said he wouldn't...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (+gK6I)

92 >>And there is no way the democrats will kick her out of the house even if it is proven that she lied on her citizenship forms. She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.

She definitely committed immigration fraud and anything she got with her alias like a passport, bank account, mortgage, etc. is a felony.

She's going home if not to prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (viF8m)

93 Thats just ot, money that dissappears never shows up again

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

94 83 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm)
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There are guesses that they did not consummate their marriage.

Classic immigration fraud.
Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

I prefer to think of newly married Ilhan as filled with unquenchable needs.

And although he was gay, he could just lay back, close his eyes and think of England.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

95 She is going to claim that the naming customs of somilia are different that the US and misunderstood the forms when she was filling them out . . .
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026


***
Trump's response should be, "Then your culture is incompatible with ours, and you are too stupid to be a lawmaker in the U.S. Out you go."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

96 91 The media isn't interested in this... All they keep asking Trump is what he thinks about the Ramaswamy ad against Acton and when is he gonna denounce that ad... Of course he said he wouldn't...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (+gK6I)

That was TOP story being covered on both CNN and MSNow at both 8pm and 9pm.

Panties were bunched...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)

97 She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.


Plus there is no way that this will ever work it's way through the court system before Trump leaves office in January 2029. The democrats have a fair chance that the next democrat president will pardon her at that point.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL)

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If George Santos was expelled from congress so can Ilhan, all that needs to happen is for Republicans to win the mid-terms.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:38 PM (jsLqC)

98 ‘Nieces, fresh out the vagina’

Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (VepBY)

99 Nobody seems to know.
Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton"

Time for the "No No No" song?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (pfXMo)

100 Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

101 ‘Nieces, fresh out the vagina’

Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026


***
I've long thought so. And that means they have no place in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:40 PM (wzUl9)

102 Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?"

Hmmm.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:40 PM (pfXMo)

103
Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026

___________

They're starting to make the Palestinians look intelligent, upright and moral.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH)

104 Let me know when there's something about this weasel that isn't a total fabrication.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Kinda felt like that about Barry Dunham in 2008.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (88C+u)

105 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 05:43 PM (+n72I)

106 I enjoyed the part where El Sayed says he's not a "gas station Abdul."

Yeah, you're a trashcan Abdul.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

107 They're starting to make the Palestinians look intelligent, upright and moral.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH)
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Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

Gazans are still subhuman animals by comparison.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D)

108 Fresh out of the vagina?

*sobs*

Posted by: The Placenta at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (YcOeP)

109 Time for the "No No No" song?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026


***
"No, no, no, no,
I don't smoke it no more --
I'm tired of waking up on the floor!
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door!"
( -- Ringo Starr)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9)

110 CNN - Musk has given $445 to the GOP midterms.
AMERICAN DOLLARS!

Threaten him some more.

MSNow is still all upset about the DOJ and Alaska if Sullivan loses. No rending of clothes so fake upset.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

111 I'm sorry to have missed the open thread with the Trump vids and discussion (I'm sure) of the misses Daddario and Plaza. Someone suggested that Ace would soon have an AI video with them both in it. I'd subscribe!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)

Don't get your hopes up, Wolfus. It'll be him and Garrett in drag.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

112 >>Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?

She's the one who voted today using a fake name.

Also a felony.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)

113 84 Where did the money go?
Posted by: JackStraw

It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable" "She's so fine there's no telling where the money went ."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (JrHfD)

114 Did they not do 10 things cause Letterman would sue?

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 23, 2026 05:46 PM (cS1cw)

115 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026


***
Don't give Gwyneth any marketing ideas!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)

116 >>It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"


You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Qugny)

117 And then it makes it hard to find the door!"
( -- Ringo Starr)"

Written ...Hoyt Axton...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (pfXMo)

118 Grab your hijab
Get your burqa
Leave your fake ID on your door step
And kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (ua/lL)

119 The marriage license has their "conditions" as "bachelor" and "spinster?"

Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov)

120 You think this guttersnipe is the only Somali who lied to get into the country? I’ll bet 90% of them committed immigration fraud. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VepBY)

121 >>Written ...Hoyt Axton...


He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Qugny)

122 Current pathetic attempt at spin by the media is, "well of course she had a different name--that was her maiden name. duh."

Sure. Go with that.

Because a citizenship application doesn't ask for any and all former names--including maiden name.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (3cUTc)

123 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026

I thought it was the band that opened for.....

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ga53Z)

124 It is funny looking at the two party's October Surprises

Dems: Lindsay Graham was gay...GAY! You can't vote for Republicans because one of them was GAY!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)
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The Young Turks are saying that if your brother, who died recently was gay, I guess you can't run for office or something.

The twitter response was blistering, by the way. "How long did you know about these sexual assaults on minors? Why did you wait until he was dead to bring them up?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

125 Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Qugny)

Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (JrHfD)

126

RIGHT SAID FRED>>>> NUR Said Elmi...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (x0n13)

127 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026

I thought it was the band that opened for.....

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ga53Z)

Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (LRRbQ)

128 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."

Did you ever go to Spain?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo)

129 Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov)

Even then, it's inaccurate because she was married at the time. She would have had to at least claim to be divorced.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (lFFaq)

130 Sure. Go with that.

Because a citizenship application doesn't ask for any and all former names--including maiden name.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (3cUTc)
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Actual Dem women have said on camera that married women don't know how to obtain their birth certificates in order to vote, so there is no floor to their stupidity.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Crisis! Time to Panic!

https://tinyurl.com/37mzcuu4 <-- goes to X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (ExV1e)

132 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (JrHfD)

Sorry "how old " not "who"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:51 PM (JrHfD)

133 >>Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"


There is not.

You are thinking of Roberta Flack. Covering Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:51 PM (Qugny)

134 Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (LRRbQ)

It works, Lol.

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Ga53Z)

135 [It's really Robert Palmer]

But, let the gag work its way around the room.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Qugny)

136 I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."

Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


In addition to first-cousin marriage, don't they allow uncle-niece marriages?

That makes it creepier.

Like, "I need to go take a shower, with lye and steel wool" creepier.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VHUov)

137 128 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."

Did you ever go to Spain?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo)


But I've been to Oklahoma....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (x0n13)

138 Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026


***
Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

139 I want Elmi to spend 40 years in an American prison, then get sent back to Somalia.
The financial fraud is horrendous.

Posted by: MkY at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ik4bQ)

140 100 Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

She's a representative, so yes.

Posted by: Farquad at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (CFMhl)

141 Instead of yelling "Who's your daddy?" Elmi would yell "Who's your brother?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (0U5gm)

142 The marriage license has their "conditions" as "bachelor" and "spinster?"

Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov)
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Yes, and it is derogatory because marriage was assumed to part of becoming an adult. You grew up, got married, raised a family.

A lot of jargon we take for granted as older origins, such as a chick vs a hen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ZOv7s)

143 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."
*
Did you ever go to Spain?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo)
*
But I've been to Oklahoma....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026


***
Did you know Della, the Dealer, and the cat they called Kalamazoo?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

144 That makes it creepier.

Like, "I need to go take a shower, with lye and steel wool" creepier.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VHUov)

Speaking of creepy, Markel's Dad was arrested in PI for CSA on his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (LRRbQ)

145 AI says Robert Plant never recorded a version of Simply Irresistable. Fenelon will now respond with something about the Church of England.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

146 >>Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.

I think garrett is jesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

147 I saw Fresh out of the Vagina open for Hole at the Roxy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (vJPf4)

148 Nood week in woke roundup

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9)

149

Well clip my clit and call me Nur-ified

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (x0n13)

150 Instead of yelling "Who's your daddy?" Elmi would yell "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


"Who's our daddy?!?"

Posted by: grossed myself out, again at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (VHUov)

151 Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9)
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Robert Palmer doing "Camelot" would be an interested contrast as well. Can see him singing "If Ever I Would Leave You" with a wall of identical stone-faced maidens curtseying behind him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

152 She's going home if not to prison.

That sounds like the terms to a plea deal.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (xE0sV)

153 "Stuck Inside of Elmi with the Somali Blues, Again" - Robert Zimmerman (1966)

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Qugny)

154 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vTZFs)

155 It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"


You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett


I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)

156 Palmer wrote his song "Simply Irresistible '.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vJPf4)

157 Deep Elmi Blues

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m)

158 >>Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)


THIS guy gets it.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (Qugny)

159 It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"


You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett


I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard.
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Richard Carpenter?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (TN0g+)

160 Nood
Woke

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

161 Did you know Della, the Dealer, and the cat they called Kalamazoo?"

They made it to Arizona as well...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (pfXMo)

162 It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"


You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett


I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)


You should hear Liberace’s take from his ‘68 special!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (fheZL)

163 Note to icky El-Sayed: Bill Essayli, a proud Republican, US Attorney in charge of central district of CA, is a Muslim and was elected to be the first Muslim in the CA state legislature. And now he's kicking butt and arresting fraudsters.

Posted by: Random PJ at October 23, 2026 06:42 PM (+jscL)

Donald J. Trump's
The Lord of the Rings

Funny stuff.

If you don't feel like watching all three videos, I suggest skipping to the last one, which is the best. And to be honest watching all three in a row is kind of a grind, because most of the jokes are repeated.


If you want a little more: Donald J. Trump's Star Wars.

And if you still want more: You know why Chuck Norris wasn't in The Lord of the Rings? Because the movie would have been about 20 minutes long.

Open thread, of course. It's Friday and I'm feeling lazy. Feel free to talk about anything especially TV or movies or the various works of Alexandria Daddario and Aubrey Plaza.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:09 PM




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Posted by: GF at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (e5z5/)

2 Betcha Trump would just ride an eagle into and out of Mordor.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (2UnvF)

3 >>>2 Betcha Trump would just ride an eagle into and out of Mordor.

well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)

4 Oh Lord.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (W2Pud)

5 So Colbert came around to the right side of history?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

6 I watched a bit.
Cute.

That's how he treats Kaitlin Collins.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:15 PM (Sco7b)

7 Open thread, of course. It's Friday and I'm feeling lazy. Feel free to talk about anything especially TV or movies or the various works of Alexandria Daddario and Aubrey Plaza.

=======

Why would we do that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:16 PM (U/SFE)

8 Who says AI is useless when we get Trump in LOTR?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)

9 Trump TV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (RORbl)

10 Daddario is a single woman now.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)

11 I think I saw Lord of the Rings. If I did I'm sure I fell asleep.

It's no Prometheus.

Posted by: Newman at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)

12 Happy Friday, Horde. I might have to watch Lord of the Rings soon. Those films are astonishingly good. An antidote from the chaos of today.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (kDZcn)

13 /USPS sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)

14 Even people who don't like me very much say I could walk into Mordor. And it would be a very simple walk. The simplest. One of the simplest walks in history. It's true.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (EX3Wq)

15 Daddario is a single woman now.

How many women was she before?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (vTZFs)

16 What are u gonna do about it, whitey?

Posted by: That guy who always wonders what whitey is gonna do about it at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (f+9pV)

17 Agent fucking Smith, what are you doing here?

lol

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

18 Wow, I'm surprised CNN and MSNow daily viewers don't have their own suicide categories.

I just pass through but those are not happy sub-humans.
Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (Sco7b)

19 Another day of stories that lead me to ask why anyone would think all this ends in only one of two ways- continued descent into socialist hell, or violence, which really is the same in the end. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 23, 2026 04:21 PM (QaH55)

20 "Get a move on, the farmer's right behind us."

______________________________

That one made me laugh.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 04:21 PM (dIske)

21 And if you still want more: You know why Chuck Norris wasn't in The Lord of the Rings? Because the movie would have been about 20 minutes long.

Why did it take that long?

"We must destroy the ring by casting it into the fires of Mount Doom."

* Chuck picks up ring, throws it *

* roll credits *

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (VHUov)

22 Thought experiment:

What would President Trump be like if he had obtained the One Ring?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)

23 That AI-generated video is getting pretty good.

Soon Ace will be able to make his own short film featuring Alexandria and Aubrey.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (Q6P2R)

24 at the end of Return of the King, he says to the elves, "Great jobs, my pointy-eared tree-hugger friends."

Then he turns to Celeborn (Galadriel's husband): "Except you, you did nothing."

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

25 Daddario is a single woman now.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)

Some guy got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 04:23 PM (n7Dzq)

26 Speaking of Diddario, there is a certain 'ette that reminds me of her. Same eyes.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 04:24 PM (ua/lL)

27 What would President Trump be like if he had obtained the One Ring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Wait, all I can do with this is turn invisible? Why would I want to be out of the spotlight?

* tosses ring over shoulder *

* Bill Clinton picks up ring *

* jump cut *

* Bill Clinton, in wraith form, in ladies' locker room *

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 04:25 PM (VHUov)

28 Bottom video was funny

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

29 17 Agent fucking Smith, what are you doing here?

lol
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)


AI Trump is saying what we all are thinking lol

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 04:26 PM (nCTkv)

30 New yesterday, Shoe on Head has a good rant on Cornell 7
Listened to about 3/4 of it

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

31 We watched a really bad cinema either last night or the night before (I have some sort of acute amnesia due to the stress and insomnia of my mother's recent hospitalization and now rehab).

Angelina Jolie starred in a movie we never heard of and we started watching because I learned that night that my dude likes her. News to me! About fire jumpers and called Those Who Wish Me Dead.

While we didn't want to be dead afterwards, like we were with the mystery western and a horse/cowboy and no dialogue or music for almost 2hrs...it was not good writing at all. It ended really stupidly.

This is my contribution to Really Bad Cinema this week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:27 PM (hzuYO)

32 I think I may try to take one of the boys to see Wildwood this weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (U/SFE)

33 3rd video, 4:10 - "Ouch my balls!"

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (nCTkv)

34 Bottom video was funny

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

As a glorious and faithful Christian, I love a good bottom video

Posted by: Talarico at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (EX3Wq)

35 ZOMBEAVERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 04:29 PM (W2Pud)

36 France is suicidal.



Basic Optimism
@BasicOptimism
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38m
This might be the most shameless islamist rewrite of history a French president has ever made.

A racist terrorist allegedly killed a man in Trappes today. Macron just called it "the first time" anyone in France was targeted for their religion.

After more than a decade of Islamist attacks: Merah, the Hyper Cacher, the Bataclan, Nice, Samuel Paty.


Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

37 think I may try to take one of the boys to see Wildwood this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm very excited to see that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:30 PM (YZ0Fo)

38 30 New yesterday, Shoe on Head has a good rant on Cornell 7
Listened to about 3/4 of it

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:27 PM 

What a crappy school that must be.

She didn't charge the guys any cash.

And she didn't have it filmed so she could try to monetize the video.

Sad

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:31 PM (Sco7b)

39 22 Thought experiment:

What would President Trump be like if he had obtained the One Ring?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a God-Emperor! Not dark, but handsome and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the IRGC! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

I pass the test. I will diminish, and go to Florida… and remain Trump.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

40 10 Daddario is a single woman now.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)

Remember, for every chick current guys are fawning over, there's at least one dood who is tired of her shit.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 23, 2026 04:32 PM (oPFtC)

41 Betcha Trump would just ride an eagle into and out of Mordor.

well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
_________

He's not wrong ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

42 That AI-generated video is getting pretty good.

Soon Ace will be able to make his own short film featuring Alexandria and Aubrey.


It really is astonishing how good it has gotten in 5-6 years. I'm so old, I remember the nightmare fuel of Will Smith eating spaghetti.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

43 Remember, for every chick current guys are fawning over, there's at least one dood who is tired of her shit.
Posted by: Thrawn

And for every dood out there thinking he's The Blade,
there's a mother out there making his bed and folding his underwear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

44 This is my contribution to Really Bad Cinema this week.

Leonard Pinth Garnell, is that you?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t)

45 15 Daddario is a single woman now.

How many women was she before?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (vTZFs)

Well, there are probably a couple extra personalities in there... so.... hard tellin...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

46 Betcha Trump would just ride an eagle into and out of Mordor.

well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
_________

He's not wrong ....


You think that's bad? I went through the whole movie and nothing I did made any difference at all. Their faces would have melted regardless.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

47 It really is astonishing how good it has gotten in 5-6 years. I'm so old, I remember the nightmare fuel of Will Smith eating spaghetti.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

I still laugh thinking about that one.

Spaghetti noodles just mind-raped the AI into incoherence.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)

48 Daddario is a single woman now.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)


Well. Damn.
I picked a shitty time to have my upper bridge fail. I look like a jack o lantern.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (2WIwB)

49 41 Betcha Trump would just ride an eagle into and out of Mordor.

well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
_________

He's not wrong ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

He'd need to get some foreign King to give him a new Eagle... bigger and bettah! a YUGE Eagle... and name it Air Farce 1...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mP0Kj)

50 You think that's bad? I went through the whole movie and nothing I did made any difference at all. Their faces would have melted regardless.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)


I wouldn't say that it didn't make any difference.
He got Marion pregnant and she popped pout Shia LaBeouf.

Well, on second thought you do have a good point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

51 No Rings!

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

52 In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a God-Emperor! Not dark, but handsome and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the IRGC! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

I pass the test. I will diminish, and go to Florida… and remain Trump.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

Minas Maralago?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

53 @36...Macron's most brilliant move this week as France burns was him going to Bahrain and the ME to yap about fuel (I guess) and a state dinner.

He's going to be lucky to keep his poof head if they roll out the guillotine (the real French, not the invader barbarians).I think his husband could do better than this.

And what a complete jackass, in the middle of all this, to blame President Trump! Right!? You eunuch! Don't forget your Midol!

It's going to take a Crusade at this point and the Polish Hussars! Where is Charles Martel?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)

54 I don't actually want Daddario.
If I could just get a sample of her DNA so I could clone her one day that would be good enough.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

55 Betcha Trump would just ride an eagle into and out of Mordor.

well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
_________

He's not wrong ....

You think that's bad? I went through the whole movie and nothing I did made any difference at all. Their faces would have melted regardless.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
______

Like that Supergirl movie abomination ... she's got laser eyes that cut people in half like butter. But she's too busy punching people in the face, but somehow not knocking them out. Ya know, maybe just cut them all in half with your fucking laser eyes? Ya know?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (iFTx/)

56 well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
----
I wrote a whole essay for the Sunday Morning Book Thread about why the Eagles could not go to Mordor...

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/419195.php#419195

(Don't comment on old threads!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)

57
The Orange Lord.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

58 Minas Maralago?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

Dammit.
I was trying to work Mar-a-lago in there and that would've worked.


In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a God-Emperor! Not dark, but handsome and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the IRGC! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

I pass the test. I will diminish, and go to Minas Maralago… and remain Trump.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

59 So, a caravan of illegal migrants is approaching, and the DHS prepares to test a heat ray. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Dzrra)

60
He'd need to get some foreign King to give him a new Eagle... bigger and bettah! a YUGE Eagle... and name it Air Farce 1...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

Any plane the president flies on is automatically Air Force One.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (eRlcH)

61
The Burnt Orange Lord?

That's kind of dark.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

62 I wonder how much these cost to make?

And how the data centers will ever recover hunreds of billions of dollars.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Sco7b)

63 (Don't comment on old threads!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)
---
It's your leisure suit, dude. You're good with me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)

64 Bob Dole wonders if having a couple dozen Leclercs driving around central Paris with Orc guts oozing out of their treads might be good for, what do they say, pour encourager les autres?

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (f+9pV)

65 Where is Charles Martel?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)

You ask for Charles Martel, what you get is Charlie Hebdo.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

66 https://tinyurl.com/5v6j8ab9

Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky discuss The Fellowship of the Rings.

(oldie but still funny)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (sAmhv)

67 Y'all know the eagles aren't really eagles, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)

68 Emmy D'arcy has few aspects to recommend them, but them has the finest nose in the business.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (2ap+5)

69 I wonder how much these cost to make?

And how the data centers will ever recover hunreds of billions of dollars.


(Narrator: They will, in fact, not make back the hundreds of billions of dollars.)

One AI company, I forget which one, just reported an $80B loss in 6 months.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

70 62 I wonder how much these cost to make?

And how the data centers will ever recover hunreds of billions of dollars.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Sco7b)

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Dude made Harry Potter ones too.

The tokens to make all of these...He's probably spending hundreds of dollars per video.

And he's not monetized (couldn't do it if he wanted because of the copyrighted material). He's just doing it for the love of the game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (U/SFE)

71 Y'all know the eagles aren't really eagles, right?

Do they identify as hummingbirds?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

72 Y'all know the eagles aren't really eagles, right?
Posted by: toby928(c)


Well, yeah, how would an eagle play a guitar?

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (VHUov)

73 Y'all know the eagles aren't really eagles, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)
---
Take it easy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

74 67 Y'all know the eagles aren't really eagles, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)

Randy Meisner kept trying to tell people that for decades.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

75 One AI company, I forget which one, just reported an $80B loss in 6 months.

*****************

Thats claude, and that might have something to do with how when i ask it to correct something rather than correct one tiny thing that takes 5 seconds, it redoes the entire task that takes 30 minutes, which maxes out my usage limit and tokens, which i then get nagged via upsells to fix by upgrading to their $200 a month plan

F&* off Anthropic you bunch of gaytarded leftshits

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (fapp/)

76
I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.

Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (OkYzo)

77 76
I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.

Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (OkYzo)

See you later, Hans, You Hun chump!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

78 "...or the various works of Alexandria Daddario and Aubrey Plaza."

I'm still mad that, when Aubrey Plaza was just starting as a stand-up comedienne, her schtick -- the schtick tha made her famous -- was being insecure and nerdy. Bu then the moment she broke through and became famous -- she stopped "being" insecure and instantly transformed into an entitled hyper-self-confident Hollywood diva.

Itv was only then that we realized that her insecure shtick WAS JUST AN ACT, and she never was actually insecure and nerdy -- she just pretended to be to appeal to the demographic of loser-nerds who are desperately seeking that oine girl who's actuallynkinda cute but doesn't realzie it so has lowe standards, giving them, a chance.

IT WAS ALL AN ACT.

ANd I will never forgive her for that.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 04:48 PM (HD2n/)

79 Y'all know the eagles aren't really eagles, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)

Randy Meisner kept trying to tell people that for decades.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

He took it to the limit.

Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 04:48 PM (lJ0H4)

80 I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.


I'd like to see him in Rudolf the RedNosed Reindeer.

"The Island of Misfit Toys is the right place for you. What a bunch of losers. The worst!"

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

81
I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.

Trump: Mr. Pink? Pink's for pussy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (OkYzo)

82 Spencer strikes again. Omar and her husband made a video walking around a lake in MN.......



Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
·
29m
She’s doing less scrolling because the FBI confiscated her phone LMAO


Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
·
1h
Less scrolling, more strolling. Enjoying our beautiful Minnesota lakes. 🥰

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (kX27y)

83 I had heard good things about Claude, so since my employer just gave us access to Copilot in Visual Studio and Copilot has Claude, I chose that as my agent.

Fucked up my c# project so bad, it's still fucked up. At one point it rewrote my project file so I couldn't open it.

The only way the AI apocalypse happens, is when wankers like Bill Gates say "It's advanced enough to do it on it's own".

Then, the catastrophy is imminent.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

84 (Narrator: They will, in fact, not make back the hundreds of billions of dollars.)

One AI company, I forget which one, just reported an $80B loss in 6 months.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)


The tokens to make all of these...He's probably spending hundreds of dollars per video.

And he's not monetized (couldn't do it if he wanted because of the copyrighted material). He's just doing it for the love of the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (U/SFE)

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Both of you.

My scripts ran for 5 hours plus and most cost around $4. I ran scripts about 20 hours + a day for 7 to 10 days and spent about $300.

I'm thinking AI video is obviously going to cost more and generate more revenue because of the amount of tokens generated. But not nearly enough.

And I wonder how many people and companies are out there giving people $100,000 a month to use AI. Or even $10,000.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

85 The fun begins with Trump riding a jackass.

Posted by: 13times at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (6iKlf)

86 You think that's bad? I went through the whole movie and nothing I did made any difference at all. Their faces would have melted regardless.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)


I've never understood this. I know it was popularized by The Big Bang Theory, but it's just one more reason that's such a stupid fucking show for retards.

Indy is the guy who finds the Ark. The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)

87 Raging Rudolph

https://youtu.be/lHl4pg-vAnQ

Posted by: obligatory at October 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Dzrra)

88 It's very clear we won't return to either Europe or the UK again. I didn't think we would, but the burnings have sealed it. We are going on an Alaskan cruise this summer with family, and that may be stressful enough as we've never been on a cruise ship, no matter who tells us it will be fine (we'll see!).

I don't plan to spend my life in prison for my sarcasm, as I can't control it. Even in bad circumstances and major stress it appears.

I'd make a crack about the PM or President and off I go to the gulag!

A man in England had his mouth taped shut for his arrest in the last few days for saying something outloud. I'd try to bite the person taping my mouth to make it worse for me. You can see why I try to stay out of jail or prison.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:51 PM (hzuYO)

89 86
I've never understood this. I know it was popularized by The Big Bang Theory, but it's just one more reason that's such a stupid fucking show for retards.

Indy is the guy who finds the Ark. The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)

========

There's a song and dance about it.

To commemorate a turning point in the plot.

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a musical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:52 PM (U/SFE)

90 80 I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.


I'd like to see him in Rudolf the RedNosed Reindeer.

"The Island of Misfit Toys is the right place for you. What a bunch of losers. The worst!"
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

OK, Yukon Cornelius? We need you to get to mining again...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:52 PM (mP0Kj)

91 Indy is the guy who finds the Ark. The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)
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I think the theory is that the Natzis would have found that eventually.

Although that is kind of weak, when the plot has Indy figuring it out.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

92 The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM


If he hadn't intercepted the Eye of Ra for the staff, they wouldn't have been digging in the wrong place.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Dzrra)

93
It's very clear we won't return to either Europe or the UK again. I didn't think we would, but the burnings have sealed it.

__________

When Americans travel to Europe, we're fat, loudmouth barbarians.

When Americans don't travel to Europe, we're hopelessly provincial barbarians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (eRlcH)

94 Fucked up my c# project so bad, it's still fucked up. At one point it rewrote my project file so I couldn't open it.

**********************

I use Claude Code, but not for pre-existing code, only when I can have it build an app or whatever I need from scratch.

Grok Build is an alternative and has been pretty good for Mac maintenance, it fixed numerous bugs and even some of my favorite apps that were behaving weirdly, but not sure how it would be for coding

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (fapp/)

95 92 The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM

If he hadn't intercepted the Eye of Ra for the staff, they wouldn't have been digging in the wrong place.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Dzrra)

=======

If he hadn't been in Tibet, the Eye would have been lost in the fire at Marian's place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (U/SFE)

96 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (fapp/)

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

My FAVOURITE is when I thoroughly document something. I give it working scripts. I tell the session that the scripts have been tested and used repeatedly IN THIS SESSION. DO NOT MODIFY.

And eventually, they'll modify the script to be helpful.

And I get back a "You're right. You explicitly told me not to do that but I did it anyways."

Good luck with that Earth takeover.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)

97 There's a total AI-generated scif-fi movie coming out December 4th.

Gods Don’t Give Gifts

https://youtu.be/1G5LArU7tmE
(Trailer)

It's quite... something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:55 PM (6ydKt)

98 Look what the best and brightest didn't do.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 23, 2026 04:56 PM (hxMfc)

99
So, a caravan of illegal migrants is approaching, and the DHS prepares to test a heat ray. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: toby928(c)

===============

Old and busted: Mounted Border Patrol with whips.

New hotness: Waymo Border Patrol with heat rays.

I'm sure our old friends the NGOs are funding and misinforming the caravan ("The borders will be thrown open if the Republicans lose the midterms, so MARCH!"), with the explicit hope of getting photos of white men death-raying desperate, raggedy "migrants."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:56 PM (mmrXZ)

100 The Big Bang Theory ... [is] ... such a stupid fucking

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)
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Sheldon never once pedantically cited that Raj and he are the same race. Most Hindis are Caucasian, just at the dark end.

Because that would have cut at the cultural/political idea that ethnic slurs were the same thing as "racism".

The Vedes were mighty and brutal.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

101 I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.

I'd like to see him in Rudolf the RedNosed Reindeer.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
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Space King version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxeQjav4fUg

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)

102
It's been a marvelous few days for me. Two of my favorite obsessions, Ilhan Omar and Elizabeth Holmes, are in the news. I can't get enough.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)

103 And I get back a "You're right. You explicitly told me not to do that but I did it anyways."

Good luck with that Earth takeover.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
---
I credit the creator of Backrooms for capturing that Backrooms is the material manifestation of AI. The Backrooms is what if a part of reality was just regurgitated, rearrangement of half-formed shapes similar to those we see in non-liminal space, just like AI regurgitates material.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)

104 On the other hand, the Bidens fucked, sucked, raped, pillaged and killed just about EVERYONE.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (hxMfc)

105 Trump in Twin Peaks.

Make it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 05:00 PM (U/SFE)

106 If he hadn't been in Tibet, the Eye would have been lost in the fire at Marian's place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (U/SFE)
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If he hadn't been in Tibet, would there have been a fire?

Who caused the fire that burned down Marian's place?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)

107 If he hadn't been in Tibet, the Eye would have been lost in the fire at Marian's place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM


The Nazis would have just purchased the trinket from Fraulein Ravenwood. No fight, no fire.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dzrra)

108
Old and busted: Mounted Border Patrol with whips.

New hotness: Waymo Border Patrol with heat rays.

I'm sure our old friends the NGOs are funding and misinforming the caravan ("The borders will be thrown open if the Republicans lose the midterms, so MARCH!"), with the explicit hope of getting photos of white men death-raying desperate, raggedy "migrants."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:56 PM (mmrXZ)

We need something like that scene in "Coneheads" where Michael McKean's character makes a model of a literal electrified Southern border.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (oPFtC)

109 102
It's been a marvelous few days for me. Two of my favorite obsessions, Ilhan Omar and Elizabeth Holmes, are in the news. I can't get enough.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)

Tell us more about You Can See Everything.

I won't see it until streaming, but I'm interested in the film for some reason.

She is a very weird, lying, manipulative, villain with crazy eyes, but they made her husband the bad guy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

110 I like the 5 Neat Guys song about Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I'm going to look for it on line.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

111 This is a strange collection of vids

https://youtu.be/YdOzvoMePK8

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Dzrra)

112 But Biden still doesn't get a library. HENCE he won't have labor and lien disputes. Brilliant! Too bad Shit Midas didn't think of that.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 23, 2026 05:03 PM (hxMfc)

113 I credit the creator of Backrooms for capturing that Backrooms is the material manifestation of AI. The Backrooms is what if a part of reality was just regurgitated, rearrangement of half-formed shapes similar to those we see in non-liminal space, just like AI regurgitates material.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)

I'll have to watch that. I've been too busy for movies.

I'm just a novice with all of this who learned for my own projects. All of you here that use AI for a living and know a ton more than I do, can probably tell stories.


....


In the computer room, I have Resident Evil movies playing now. Not distracting except Milla and I can concentrate on my work with them going.

The original 6 look pretty good. I'll have to sit and watch some time. And there's apparently other movies without Milla and even cartoon like movies cool.

Okay back to work. Everyone have a happy weekend.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

114 Who caused the fire that burned down Marian's place?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)

That big dumb droop-eyed Tibetan guy if I remember correctly.


Of course it was probably Indy, he was always starting fires accidentally.

Did it in The Last Crusade when he and pops were tied to the chairs.

Or was that the old man that did it?
Haven't watched an Indy movie in a minute.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

115 Holmes was a couple of days away from hosting a big Hillary fundraiser. Then the shit hit the fan and she was removed. Birds of a feather

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (vJPf4)

116 If he hadn't been in Tibet, the Eye would have been lost in the fire at Marian's place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (U/SFE)


If he hadn't been in Tibet, there wouldn't have been a fight to start the fire....

Posted by: goozer at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (wrcRB)

117 The Left would probably do Trump in Die Hard as Hans Gruber if they could meme.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Ti9vn)

118 54 I don't actually want Daddario.
If I could just get a sample of her DNA so I could clone her one day that would be good enough.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

I already did that with the DNA sample from Leonard Nimoy that Penny gave me ...

***nyah***

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (oCio0)

119 She is a very weird, lying, manipulative, villain with crazy eyes, but they made her husband the bad guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)
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You're saying she manipulated the documentary crew? I'm shocked!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)

120 DJT: I'm an exceptional thief, really, the best, everyone says it I mean I don't say it people do.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Dzrra)

121 You know, Indy should probably blame the Jews for this entire thing. Without them none of this would have happened.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

122 102
It's been a marvelous few days for me. Two of my favorite obsessions, Ilhan Omar and Elizabeth Holmes, are in the news. I can't get enough.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)

!!!

I haven't even made it to the UK DM story today on Markle's father. The Harkles have tried everything and are now on their last bullet for sympathy/attention or whatever is next. I think Jr did this from the little I read last night, as Daddy stopped paying for him. He's so dumb he's probably not considered forensics. It's long been suspected she'd claim abuse after he died, so she pulled the trigger in advance, it seems. Or, I suppose, it could be true. The entire family are trashy and weird.

The subreddit snark is called SaintMeghanMarkle and I read it when I have time. Last night there was a promo ad video for her As Ever crap that had me snorting and laughing due to the comments. I have found my people! Altho I don't comment, I love them. There were over 900 comments to read.

When I laugh alone from another room my dude asks wth I am doing.

This happens almost weekly and I do try to control myself but the laughter or snorting escapes vs causing internal injuries.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (hzuYO)

123 I was just standing out in the driveway with the HVAC guy who was doing maintenance on my furnace. As we are standing there a big, fat trash panda comes rolling out of the woods on one side of my yard and proceeds to stumble, walk backwards, roll over, roll over backwards, stare at us and then continue the backwards walking and tumbling until he fell into the woods on the other side of the house.

He was either shitfaced or rabid. Pretty much sums up this week.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)

124 I already did that with the DNA sample from Leonard Nimoy that Penny gave me ...

***nyah***

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (oCio0)

I like Spock but he's the last person I want to clone.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)

125 He was either shitfaced or rabid. Pretty much sums up this week.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)

If he was rabid I doubt he'd have been doing stop, drop, and rolls.

More than likely would have attacked you on sight.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

126 I like Spock but he's the last person I want to clone.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)
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Didn't the strain of having to keep perfect composure turn him into a raging alcoholic? In the movies you can see his nose is a gin blossom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

127
The Orcs are marching:

Trump:"This all could have been avoided if we had a big beautiful wall here."

LOL.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (OkYzo)

128
She is a very weird, lying, manipulative, villain with crazy eyes, but they made her husband the bad guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

__________

Hey, she'll be Senator Elizabeth Holmes (D-CA).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (eRlcH)

129 Raccoon walks into bar
Bartender asks
What do you want?

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)

130 >>More than likely would have attacked you on sight.

A number of years ago I was visiting my buddy at his boat shop. The service building had a bunch of service bays at ground level and the office was up top with an outdoor staircase.

It was dark when we left and as we were coming down the stairs we heard this weird hissing and growling noise. There was a rabid raccoon at the base of the stairs and when he saw us he started moving at us. We hightailed it back inside and he stood at the door, hissing, growling and trying to claw his way in.

This one today honestly looked like he was drunk. Glassy eyed and no control over his movements.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (viF8m)

131 Fucked up my c# project so bad, it's still fucked up. At one point it rewrote my project file so I couldn't open it.

git is your friend.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (/TiS1)

132 You know what this (Trump in the LOTR) means?

We can never, ever believe anything we see from "news."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (LOvBA)

133 Perhaps Computer Science is not for you?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 23, 2026 05:58 PM (LOvBA)

Trump's DHS is Knocking on Doors to Ask People About Their Immigration Status and Voter Status as the Left Continues Lying About Its Legions of Illegal Voters
Update: Big Win in Court for Border Enforcement

Tuq'r Qarlson will continue lying about "Trump not doing anything" because, of course, he's a Democrat/Qatari operative.


Federal agents with the Department of Homeland Security have been knocking on doors in several states to ask residents about their immigration status and if they've registered to vote or voted in past elections.

The operation is part of a broader election-integrity effort to prevent noncitizens from voting ahead of the midterms, CBS News reported.

The Northern California office of Homeland Security Investigations posted photos on X in September showing agents knocking on doors with the comment that "HSI in Northern California will investigate any allegations of noncitizen voting and is committed to ensuring the enforcement of federal election law."

The Kansas City office of HSI also posted photos of its agents knocking on doors with the comment, "AMERICAN ELECTIONS ARE FOR AMERICANS."

The number of home visits increased in September and continued over the past weekend, according to CBS.

The Department of Justice on Monday announced a string of arrests related to alleged voter fraud in California.

...

"These are not isolated instances," another official said, before confirming that the DOJ was reviewing thousands of alleged illegal voting cases across the country.

Charles Schumer and Democrats are suing to keep illegal aliens on the voter rolls.


The Democrats are fighting for the their lives when it comes to battling election integrity efforts. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced a federal lawsuit challenging the Trump administration's efforts to identify and remove suspected noncitizens from state voter-registration lists. The 44-page complaint, filed in federal court in Washington, D.C., alleges that the Department of Homeland Security has supplied states with unreliable lists of supposedly ineligible voters and pressured election officials to act on them. The plaintiffs offer Nevada as an example, claiming that federal investigators initially identified approximately 16,000 suspected noncitizen registrants before narrowing the figure to 185, whom Nevada officials subsequently identified as apparent citizens. Democrats claim that the administration's actions threaten eligible voters' rights and interfere with state election administration. Of course.

"None of this is lawful," the complaint reads.

Does it sound bad that the feds claimed 16,000 illegal voters but then reduced that to 185?

It does sound bad. Because it's another lie.


David J. Bier
@David_J_Bier

Only 28% of a sample of DHS's bogus list of 20,000 voters that it claimed were "verified" noncitizen voters actually voted. So that's 5,600 out of 5 million California noncitizens. That'd be 0.1% (if they are noncitizens, which they probably aren't based on DHS's record).

The DHS isn't claiming these are all illegal aliens voting illegally. It's notifying the states that these are noncitizens who may or may not be voting. They are asking states to verify if these noncitizens, including legal residents and illegal aliens, are registered to vote or not.

And the blue states are of course refusing to undertake this simple clerical step, because they want the illegal hordes voting for Democrats.


Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew

You've got the numbers wrong. I'm not saying Lee is right -- he's not.

The 20,000 names are ACTUAL Green Card holders with California addresses with USCIS who match names and addresses with registered voters in California's publicly available voter registration list.

DOJ never said they all voted in the past. It only asked California to independently verify their eligibility to register because if they were Green Card holders they are ineligible.

It is not exculpatry to say, as LA County has said, "Only 28% have vote." That's actually a confession.

0000.00% should have voted if they are Green Card holders.

LA County conceded that 60 out of 200 have a voting history.

DOJ/DHS says those 60 are ineligible because they are not citizens.

If a check of 200 noncitizens find that 60 of them illegally voted, that is bad. That tells you the level of illegal voting going on, if blue states bothered enforcing the law.

Which they refuse to do.

Calif was ASKED to confirm, and if they can't confirm to set their ballots aside until confirmation of eligibility to vote is determined.

I go back and forth between whether your are a liar or just stupid.

The 20,000 are "High Confidence" determinations by DHS that they are not citizens.

There are tens of thousands more that are "Medium" or "Low" confidence that DOJ did not send.

And no one has even broached the subject of illegal aliens who registered when they obtained Driver's Licenses.

Speaking of elections:

The leftwing NGOs and foreign billionaires have a new caravan of illegals coming just in time for the midterms.

A new migrant caravan consisting of hundreds of Central American migrants departed southern Mexico on Tuesday, with some hoping Democratic victories in November's midterm elections could lead to changes in President Donald Trump's immigration enforcement policies.

The group, calling itself "Caravan Without Borders," departed Tapachula, near Mexico's border with Guatemala, with migrants seeking legal status in Mexico or opportunities to continue north toward the United States.

Mexican newspaper Milenio initially estimated the caravan at more than 400 people, while Diario del Sur reported that its numbers had grown to approximately 700 after departing Tapachula.

Participants reportedly include migrants from Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Haiti, Venezuela and Cuba.

Independent journalist Julio Rosas interviewed caravan members who expressed hope that Democrats would win the upcoming midterm elections, potentially signaling a shift in U.S. border enforcement.

...

Participants cited economic hardship, limited employment opportunities and lengthy immigration processing delays as reasons for joining the caravan.

Weird-- none of those are claims entitling them to asylum. Don't worry, though, once the NGOs' corrupt fraud-on-the-court lawyers tell them the lies they need to tell to make an asylum claim, they'll all claim they're being oppressed by local governments or street gangs.

Some reportedly had previously been deported from the United States and were attempting to return to reunite with family members.

...

A separate caravan attempted a similar journey in April but dispersed after Mexican authorities intervened and returned numerous migrants to southern Mexico.


Someone's trying to change the corrupt and absurdly destructive visa lottery, but of course Democrats will filibuster and block it.


Texas GOP Rep. Keith Self introduced a bill Thursday to repeal the State Department's Diversity Immigrant Visa lottery, which offers permanent residency to up to 55,000 applicants annually from countries with lower levels of immigration to the United States.

The Trump administration attempted to end the program last year after the alleged perpetrator behind shootings at Brown University and MIT used it to enter the country. The alleged shooter was a Portuguese national.

A California judge ruled last week that the administration must reinstate the program, which was created by Congress.



Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings.


He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like.

Obviously Democrats desperately want illegal aliens set free after they're caught so they can just run and hide out at a new address.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:10 PM




Comments

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1 Out Bladed!

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (SwyyQ)

2 THE BLADE IS BLADING OUT TODAY, BERY BLADINGLY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

3 Charles Schumer and Democrats are suing to keep illegal aliens on the voter rolls.

Nothing tell you more of what the Dems want than what they push for and what they push to protect.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK)

4 Aw the gray got fixed.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (+W+Ln)

5 Trump isn't doing anything about immigration.

And I have to vote against Michael Whatley in NC to teach Trump a lesson about taking immigration seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (U/SFE)

6 the blade is dulled.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)

7 Makes you wonder how many states are actually blue

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:15 PM (EX3Wq)

8 4 Aw the gray got fixed.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (+W+Ln)

Somebody issued a Gray Day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)

9
Araceli Martínez-Olguín looks like she slept with someone to get nominated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (eRlcH)

10 If places like CA don't verify citizenship, and don't ask for ID, how can anyone even guess at how many are illegal.

They allow same day registration and effectively all you need is a name to register and vote. Any discussion has to start with that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (0efKR)

11 the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______

Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

12 Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle

I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)

13 coulda been first but thought the content was worth reading. check. it should be a campaign issue, dems fight for the right of everyone to vote at least once

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (CWTWj)

14 Why are we importing so many judges?
Are they just doing the job Americans won't do?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (6ydKt)

15 you live in an empty lot? ok, go ahead, here's your ballot

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (CWTWj)

16 see update

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)

17 With this mail voting fraud bet lots of Illegals tossed out will get their votes in and counted even if tjey personally don't fill them out.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)

18 16 see update

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)

=======

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (U/SFE)

19 ho ho ho then

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (CWTWj)

20 16 see update

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)

Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)

21 If you illegally vote in our elections your Green Card can be revoked. If you are not a citizen, nor a green card holder you can be permanently barred from entering the country. INA § 237(a)(6)

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (0RGA5)

22 re 21: ha ha ha (obama and biden judges)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (CWTWj)

23 "LA County conceded that 60 out of 200 have a voting history."

Anyone still think that there aren't tens of millions of illegals and non-citizens voting in every election cycle?

Probably 10 million non-citizens vote just in CA every election.

It's why Democraps will fight absolutely to the ends of death and beyond to stop even the most violent degenerate illegal from being deported. Every deported illegal is one less vote for them.

And no, I don't mean that pedophile sex traffickers from Sinaloa are physically showing up on election day to vote. I do mean that their votes are being counted somehow (harvesting, fake mail-in, etc).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

24 Don't we have any American Judges ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (+gK6I)

25 >>> being removed from the interiror of the country

Ace. Is interiror like the very middle or of your buried in the desert?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (0RGA5)

26 Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."

This is sensible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

27 Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.


dropping her off (from some height) into her home country would do a lot to stop this sort of ill behavior

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (qBivk)

28 26 Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."

This is sensible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

========

"A nation is magic soil that turns all who step on it into Jeffersonian democracy advocates."
-George W. Bush

"I hate America, and I just want to destroy it."
-Barack Obama

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (U/SFE)

29 re 24: you want the likes of boasberg in every case?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj)

30 I think the A-10 should be used for border enforcement, raining hellfire down on any attempt at an invasion.
But I may be too moderate for some. A scorched earth 10 mile dead zone on the Canadian and Mexican borders is also acceptable to me.

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (1Aai7)

31 Does it sound bad that the feds claimed 16,000 illegal voters but then reduced that to 185

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I bet those 185 voted 1000s of time each on the orders of DNC staffers

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (mTzaS)

32 Yeah I tend to believe the only reason places like California and New York elect Democrats is due to illegal alien voting. Every time we turn around the numbers get bigger. It’s also why they don’t want to release their voter roles.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (0RGA5)

33 Judge Ho ain't no ho

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)

34 But this trunkload of ballots in my Buick is still good?

Right?

Posted by: THE JEWS at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (tmYdE)

35 29 re 24: you want the likes of boasberg in every case?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj


Would it make a difference ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (+gK6I)

36 Thank you everyone for interesting discussions on earlier threads, and thank you to Ace for providing this platform where we can piss... I mean pass away the hours...,

Time to have lunch and maybe take a drive along the beach in my truck....maybe be back on ONT.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (QGaXH)

37 "Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."

That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

38
Now I have an en banc ruling

Ho - Ho - Ho

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)

39 Most of these anti constitutional rulings are coming from foreign born judges.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (0RGA5)

40 re 34: ?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)

41 added to update:


He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (1wjle)

42 The smart illegals remained in the shadows and didn't sign up for all the Dems bullshit.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (UjdFS)

43
37 "Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."

That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I think it only applies in the Fifth Circuit.

But, DHS policy has been to get illegals they arrest into a Fifth Circuit state as fast as possible for more than a year.

Habeus claims have to be filed in the circuit held, not the circuit picked up. And the 5th rejects like 99% of habeus claims.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (U/SFE)

44 Our biggest obstacle in reforming this country isn't Democrats. It's the RINOs in the Senate.

Get rid of blue slips. And start voting against these lawless judges Democrats keep nominating. Grow a pair.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (viF8m)

45 But this trunkload of ballots in my Buick is still good?

Right?
Posted by: THE JEWS

Oops sock fail

Posted by: Al Franken at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (tmYdE)

46 Land mines would work for border protection, but Princess Diana kind of was the one trying to end them if you remember

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

47 28 26 Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."

This is sensible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

========

"A nation is magic soil that turns all who step on it into Jeffersonian democracy advocates."
-George W. Bush

"I hate America, and I just want to destroy it."
-Barack Obama

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (U/SFE)

"Where's my ice cream?"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

48 Washington Gov. Ferguson offers unarmed, out-of-uniform Guard observers to deter ballot box threats

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

49 Oops sock fail

Posted by: Al Franken at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (tmYdE)

It kind of worked tbh

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (EX3Wq)

50 >>>44 Our biggest obstacle in reforming this country isn't Democrats. It's the RINOs in the Senate.

Get rid of blue slips. And start voting against these lawless judges Democrats keep nominating. Grow a pair.

Yup. The media always wants to claim these leftwing judges are "appointed by Republicans." No, they were appointed due to Democrat insistence through the blue slip process.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)

51 I’m not first because I’m lazy and don’t care.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (Jc4hv)

52 ho ho ho then
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM


You have a machinegun now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (raF1/)

53 Another problem -

Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
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1h
Somali translators are at the polling stations in Maine and they are allegedly directing people on how to vote

They are even approaching Somali who don’t ask for a translator. The poll workers are asking them not to help those who don’t request help, but they don’t listen. They approach the voters anyway

First off, of course we have to assume that this is voter fraud and they are directing people on how to vote. I’m sure in some way they are linked to Democrat funded NGOs

But one of the other things is WHY does anyone voting in America need a translator??? What are we even doing in this country

There are also documented videos of NGOs bringing groups of Somali voters to Lewiston City Hall for early voting

It’s going to be rigged

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (kX27y)

54 so much to do ...

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

55 >>Obviously Democrats desperately want illegal aliens set free after they're caught so they can just run and establish a new address.

Just some perspective, as I think the Left is sharing strategies around the world.

In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.

Detainment was a disincentive to illegal entry, as if you got in, got caught, you would just be held. Now, you get in and are set free while the paperwork is dealt with and so more and more try because at worst they get a year in UK before a free trip home. They overwhelmed the system.

They tried that in USA too, and that is why the Left is intent on making detention so hard. Why they fought alligator alcrataz, family separation, etc....

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0efKR)

56 Willow'd:

Really, what did he accomplish that will have lasting consequence for the nation?

Other than Justice Action Jackson, who will be the anti-DEI bad example that keeps on giving ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (QGaXH)


He let so many millions in that we have not yet undone his demographic self-alienation of America. His catastrophic bugout from Afghanistan armed jihadis there and brought others here. The price inflation from the Crony Enrichment Acts he signed will never be reversed, because if nothing else, the Federal Reserve would not allow it out of fear of a deflationary trap; everything is permanently more expensive.

Three is enough to make the point, but there are of course more. (I didn't even get to the Russo-Ukrainian War and its consequences.)

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (ke3zm)

57 38
Now I have an en banc ruling

Ho - Ho - Ho

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)

Shouda socked John McClane

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

58 Isn’t there already a circuit split on that ruling? That tees it up for SC.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (0RGA5)

59 50
Yup. The media always wants to claim these leftwing judges are "appointed by Republicans." No, they were appointed due to Democrat insistence through the blue slip process.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)

===

I think Chuck Grassley is the main reason the blue slip policy (not even a Senate rule) remains.

The appointment power is kind of all the Senate has left since they gave up statutory writing and oversight of the executive and powers of the purse decades ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (U/SFE)

60 Where's my ice cream?"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

"Turn that shower up a little dear it's getting cold and you know what happens when it gets cold"

-Also Joe Biden

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (EX3Wq)

61 they bussing people from illinois to michigan to "help" Muhamad Sayed

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (AKptf)

62 I voted for this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)

63 Shouda socked John McClane

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

It's Friday I'm off my game

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:29 PM (EX3Wq)

64 I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.

The blade is gay.

Posted by: COPS! at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (XejnB)

65 37 "Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."

That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I think it only applies in the Fifth Circuit.

But, DHS policy has been to get illegals they arrest into a Fifth Circuit state as fast as possible for more than a year.

Habeus claims have to be filed in the circuit held, not the circuit picked up. And the 5th rejects like 99% of habeus claims.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (U/SFE)
______

True, only 5th circuit. But that's an important circuit for immigration enforcement, as you point out.

The decision is also yuge because (i) it reversed two earlier district court decisions from activist judges and (ii) an en banc decision from the 5th circuit on an issue of first impression (I think) will be influential going forward.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

66 >>>In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.

wow.

Your honor, please be merciful in sentencing me for murdering my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)

67 The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (U/SFE)

Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (XE5AP)

69 Looked up Jude Araceli Martinez-Olguin's Wiki page.

She was born in Mexico City in 1977.
Nowhere does it say when she entered the U.S., when she became a citizen, nothing.

She just shows up having graduated from Princeton in 1999 and UC Berkeley Law School in 2004. Serves as a ;aw clerk for a feederal judge from 2004 - 2006 and then it's:

From 2017 to 2018, she served as the managing attorney at the Immigrants' Rights Project at Community Legal Services in East Palo Alto, California. From 2018 to 2023, she was the supervising attorney at the National Immigration Law Center.

Before Biden appointed her to the bench in 2022.

She should have been recused as a judge on this case.
No excuse, other than corruption, as to why she was allowed to.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (6ydKt)

70 But one of the other things is WHY does anyone voting in America need a translator??? What are we even doing in this country

There are also documented videos of NGOs bringing groups of Somali voters to Lewiston City Hall for early voting

It’s going to be rigged

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM


Well you have to have a basic understanding of english to become a citizen in the US so if someone who is voting needs a translator ipso facto that marks them as a non citizen who is not eligible to vote.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (I43vL)

71 @53 -- How the fuck does any Somali become a US citizen? It would be one thing to allow them into the country as green-card holders, or some such, on humanitarian grounds (note: not if it were up to me), but allowed to become citizens? WTF?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (XMwZJ)

72 The Mexican Judge above I believe got no republican votes and Kamala had to break the tie.. In 2022/3 ...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (+gK6I)

73 He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like.
Posted by: ace

----------------
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now

Posted by: Little Eva at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (0efKR)

74 Well if the feral judge says DHS can't conduct interrogations of potential invader voters, I guess they'll have to find some other people to do it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (jb8Ss)

75 12 Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle

I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)

Awwww...Fen, let him have his fun.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH)

76 I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)

it is the same fellow

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (AKptf)

77 If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (EX3Wq)

78 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH

Of course. I have no power or wish to stop it. I just think it's silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (JrHfD)

79 This made me laugh -

Christian Datoc
@TocRadio
·
1h
NEW: Gov. Ron DeSantis gifted POTUS a custom gold coin upon his arrival to Florida. Asked the President to come show it to us…

It’s engraved with a smiling image of the President flipping the bird and reads “YOU MISSED BITCHES”

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (kX27y)

80 they bussing people from illinois to michigan to "help" Muhamad Sayed
Posted by: runner
......

Do they allow chickens and goats on the bus?

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

81 In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.

Detainment was a disincentive to illegal entry, as if you got in, got caught, you would just be held. Now, you get in and are set free while the paperwork is dealt with and so more and more try because at worst they get a year in UK before a free trip home. They overwhelmed the system.

They tried that in USA too, and that is why the Left is intent on making detention so hard. Why they fought alligator alcrataz, family separation, etc....

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0efKR)

They are doing it in Canada, too.
I've read several articles where judges up there have shortened sentences so the convicted criminals won't trigger the length of sentence which automatically means deportation.

It's common throughout Europe, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (6ydKt)

82 77 If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (EX3Wq)

=====

*doesn't get it*

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*

https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)

83 >>>If a check of 200 noncitizens find that 60 of them illegally voted, that is bad. That tells you the level of illegal voting going on, if blue states bothered enforcing the law.

That's not the flex the left thinks it is.

That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.

You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)

84 The Auto-Pen administration dragged to tje benches lots of Foreigners to rule over born Americans

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

85 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)

I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)

86 We need to send a few "caravans" of our own down to the border to assist border patrol in the turning back of the illegal horde. Is it against the law to knock the teeth out of a noncitzen who just crossed illegally? I'd like to offer my services in that test run. Let's see how many hordes do this again.

Posted by: Casey at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (hyQrc)

87 If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick
Posted by: ...


At least I walk softly with my schtick.

Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (nEUC6)

88 >>>Participants cited economic hardship, limited employment opportunities and lengthy immigration processing delays as reasons for joining the caravan.

We need to cite interlocking fields of fire to repel the invasion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)

89 You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)

Good thing they believe their authority comes from the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (EX3Wq)

90 *posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*

https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)

Her dress looks wet.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (6ydKt)

91 Ho for SCOTUS. (* insert your own joke here *)

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (vTZFs)

92 85 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)

I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)

========

I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)

93 the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______

Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

And gay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)

94 Their response is misleading. DHS is in most cases matching green card holders and their addresses to the voter roles. But if the address has changed the state is implying it is not a match. That’s not necessarily true.

This is a blue state game of hide the salami.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:38 PM (0RGA5)

95 >>>*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p

Daddario is actually *too* pretty.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

96 What is supposed to happen once the caravan gets here ? They are being instructed to cause a ruckus at the border so this can make Trump look bad before the election?

If they want to come here do it legally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (JrHfD)

97 I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)

========

I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)

A Prometheus Guy once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)

98 Enjoy this Friday afternoon. I somehow got roped into doing a Ladies Night Out class for a business next door that is celebrating their 2 year anniversary. I am, at this moment, regretting that I said yes. But it will be fun when I actually teach, I am sure.

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

99 95 >>>*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p

Daddario is actually *too* pretty.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

===

She's no TheDolleyMadison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (U/SFE)

100 They can't cross state lines to vote for Fast Talking Shorty because when they get back their neighbors will have stolen all their chickens and goats.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)

101 The Blade should be the new gay stand in, replacing Garrett

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (0RGA5)

102 >>That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.

Worse, it's a near certainty that illegals are voting in lockstep against us. If there was any chance Democrats thought they were voting against them they would demand they be deported yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)

103 not really but you know what I mean. when a woman gets too hot, she departs the realm of the attainable, even in your fantasies.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

104
Araceli Martínez-Olguín looks like she slept with someone to get nominated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=============

"Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)

105 I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
Posted by: Little Eva at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (0efKR)


That's kind of catchy...

Posted by: Mark Farner at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (XE5AP)

106
I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)

Always talking about Prometheus, finds a way to shoehorn it into any conversation, Prometheus, Prometheus, Prometheus all the time. He's obsessed with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (6ydKt)

107 the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______

Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

And gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
_______

Unpossible. I don't wear crocs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

108 I remember seeing Alexandria Daddario for the first time as the hot babysitter who wants to bone Owen Wilson in Hall Pass, and my thoughts were, in order:

1, my word, that is the hottest woman I've ever seen

2, my life is bad

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

109 They're also super upset that the NH photo ID requirement that excludes student ID was upheld.

Why would you want out-of-state and foreign students to vote in your closely contested Senate race?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (3cUTc)

110 BLADE was a ghey magazine. Just sayin...

Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (nEUC6)

111 Worse, it's a near certainty that illegals are voting in lockstep against us.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)

That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (dK+Kv)

112 108 I remember seeing Alexandria Daddario for the first time as the hot babysitter who wants to bone Owen Wilson in Hall Pass, and my thoughts were, in order:

1, my word, that is the hottest woman I've ever seen

2, my life is bad

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

========

If that dude had taken another film class at UT Austin, he'd never have had a movie career at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (U/SFE)

113 The Blade should be the new gay stand in, replacing Garrett
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (0RGA5)
_____

I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

114 46 Land mines would work for border protection, but Princess Diana kind of was the one trying to end them if you remember
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

Easy to lay and hard to get rid of (applies to both land mines and Diana).

Posted by: sumdude at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (5Shp+)

115 Daddario is actually *too* pretty.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

Unpossible.

I'd drink her bathwater and ask for seconds.

Those eyes alone are worth the divorce and her getting half of my debt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (6ydKt)

116 Daddario is actually *too* pretty.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

Some women have that look like they are so unobtainable they fail to be particularly interesting.

Then there's this chick. She appears totally unobtainable and yet somehow there's this little spark of indication that you have a chance.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (EX3Wq)

117 the NH thing is awesome and makes total sense

good for SCOTUS and other states should do the same

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (qBivk)

118 You have to understand that the UK is like the perfect incarnation of the circumlocution office in Bleak House made into an entire country.

- They can not stop the small boats because they are inside the 12 mile zone. They can not force the boats back to France because someone might die and then customs would be liable. They can not put them on a better boat because France would not OK them docking and dumping people.....

- They can not detain people because it takes too long to remove them. So they put them in housing. They also have to pay them to live. They now put them in old (soon to be needed) military bases around the country. They get paid, and food, and perks....

- They can not refuse asylum claims because they signed the human rights treaty.

On and on. They are like the bitch at DMV complaining that your SS card is bent so you have go stand in line 3 even though line 3 just told you to stand in her line and it is almost lunch and how does it take 30 people to do this job and why are none of them even moving

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (0efKR)

119
"Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)

___________

It's the New Thing. The most you used to see is a tilde. Now every vowel has to have a diacritic. Otherwise it's pure genocide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (eRlcH)

120 117 the NH thing is awesome and makes total sense

good for SCOTUS and other states should do the same

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (qBivk)

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False.

We were betrayed by ACB, Roberts, and Kavanaugh since they voted with Sotomayor and Kagan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (U/SFE)

121 >> I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

It’s ok. I hear that being gay is ok today. No need to go back in the closet with Garrett. No shame here. We’re not judgy.

BTW who are you billing your time to? What your secret?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (0RGA5)

122 If that dude had taken another film class at UT Austin, he'd never have had a movie career at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (U/SFE)


And no Wedding Crashers would be an extreme loss to humanity.

I even liked him inMidnight in Paris.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)

123 If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick

It's a stolen shtick in the first place. Only Sponge is allowed to be first.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)

124 re: the new migrant invader caravan.

When they reach the border, warn them that they will be shot if they attempt illegal entry. The do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (n7Dzq)

125 Left can’t win. They HAVE to lie, cheat, and steal. Their daddy shaitan compels them.

Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (LHPAg)

126 owen wilson's dad broke Monty Python in AMerica. He was the programming director at the Dallas PBS station and had them play Monty Python for the first time.

TBH, I have also heard it was a boston station but Owen and Luke Wilson say it was their dad so I'll go with their story.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)

127 On and on. They are like the bitch at DMV complaining that your SS card is bent so you have go stand in line 3 even though line 3 just told you to stand in her line and it is almost lunch and how does it take 30 people to do this job and why are none of them even moving
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (0efKR)
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"Some days the line doesn't move at all. We call those days "weekdays!" Heh heh heh."

Posted by: Patty and Selma Bouvier at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (XE5AP)

128 122 And no Wedding Crashers would be an extreme loss to humanity.

I even liked him inMidnight in Paris.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)

=======

If he had chosen to just write and not star in Bottle Rocket, he might still just be Wes Anderson's writing partner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (U/SFE)

129 Daddario is actually *too* pretty.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

If you look to closely at her, she will peer right into your soul. And find you lacking.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (dK+Kv)

130 >>Those eyes alone are worth the divorce and her getting half of my debt.

they glow in the dark

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)

131 126 owen wilson's dad broke Monty Python in AMerica. He was the programming director at the Dallas PBS station and had them play Monty Python for the first time.

TBH, I have also heard it was a boston station but Owen and Luke Wilson say it was their dad so I'll go with their story.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)

=========

"Hey...I'm here too, you know..."
-Andrew Wilson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (U/SFE)

132 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (lHaf7)

133 What happend to Daddario, anyhow?

I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.

I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)

134 Prominent Dem donor, Bonnie Englebardt Lautenberg, fundraising for NY GOP governor candidate Bruce Blakeman: ‘Talk of the Hamptons’

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

135
What is supposed to happen once the caravan gets here ? They are being instructed to cause a ruckus at the border so this can make Trump look bad before the election?

If they want to come here do it legally.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Somehow these people have gotten the impression that if the Dems win the midterms, the border will instantly collapse and asylum claims will be granted like bathroom passes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)

136 133 What happend to Daddario, anyhow?

I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.

I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)

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Some witch show that's been on for a few seasons has occupied her professional time, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (U/SFE)

137 I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

It’s ok. I hear that being gay is ok today. No need to go back in the closet with Garrett. No shame here. We’re not judgy.

BTW who are you billing your time to? What your secret?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (0RGA5)
______

I don't bill time any more. I'm general counsel for a company (on salary) and work part time. My days of 80-hour weeks are long gone. I'd retire but I'm too young and not ready to not have any job.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

138 When is the caravan supposed to arrive, and is it just going to be a stand off between it and border control?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (JrHfD)

139 What happend to Daddario, anyhow?

I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.

I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


I only know her guitar strings.

Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (nEUC6)

140
I'm just thinking of the cognitive dissonance here about documentation requirements. No ID to vote? No big deal!

Yet, with my mother's death certificate, we ran into a brief little snag -- SC law requires the full maiden name of my mother's mother. The full names of both parents must be entered.

So I had to do some real digging to find my maternal grandmother's middle name. I found it. "Eldora".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (w6EFb)

141 >>>I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.

she's in a cable show based on the witch novels of that woman who wrote Interview with the Vampire. It went for several seasons.

Most super-hot women can't get work in female-skewing shows or movies.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)

142 What happend to Daddario, anyhow?
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In my head? You really do not want to know.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (EX3Wq)

143 "Independent journalist Julio Rosas interviewed caravan members who expressed hope that Democrats would win the upcoming midterm elections, potentially signaling a shift in U.S. border enforcement." -- AG News Staff

Weird how the humble migrant service NGOs don't warn the caravaners that we don't have a parliamentary system, and changing control of the legislature won't affect who heads up executive agencies. Why, it's almost like these 'charities' are fake and really bad actors!

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 03:47 PM (ke3zm)

144 134 Prominent Dem donor, Bonnie Englebardt Lautenberg, fundraising for NY GOP governor candidate Bruce Blakeman: ‘Talk of the Hamptons’
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)


Blakeman was on Gutfeld last night and he's actually pretty funny.. Also he said his ex-wife is now married to Paul McCartney...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

145 29 re 24: you want the likes of boasberg in every case?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj


Would it make a difference ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (+gK6I)

Isn't Boasberg of Colombian origin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 03:47 PM (n7Dzq)

146 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)

They're Not the brightest bulbs in the box, eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (JrHfD)

147 32 Yeah I tend to believe the only reason places like California and New York elect Democrats is due to illegal alien voting. Every time we turn around the numbers get bigger. It’s also why they don’t want to release their voter roles.

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In Oregon, we have 800,000 inactive voter registrations. They print ballots for these imaginary people and send them to ballot filling centers to be filled out for democrats. They are impossible to check because we have vote by mail. It would be difficult to go wait in line, vote and then go back in line and vote 5 or six times because it would be exhausting and there are witnesses; but if a box of 1000 ballots were dropped off at your house, you could easily fill them out and drop them in the mail.

Oregon was the first state to have vote by mail starting back in the 1987. Oregon's last republican governor left office in 1987. Before mail in voting, there were 20 Republican governors to 16 democrats. After vote by mail, it swung 100% democrat.
We don't actually have voting in Oregon. The citizens are given a placebo to give the illusion of voting when in reality, the democrat has already been anointed.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (mTzaS)

148 And the Dems are real, real quiet about all the states that removed ineligible voters from their rolls.

It's several hundred thousand each in a whole bunch of states.
IIRC, 750k in NC, 600k in TX, etc.

And if CA is admitting that at least 30% of ineligible--but legal--residents were registered and are voting?

We're talking 20k minimum ineligible votes were being cast in even red states.

Just how many elections across the country were being swung by ineligible but registered voters?
And remember:
The left has gone to herculean lengths to make it impossible to tell if an ineligible voter had their vote counted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (3cUTc)

149 >> The Lord detests dishonest scales,
but accurate weights find favor with him.

Proverbs 11:1

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (Lzgl8)

150 Some witch show that's been on for a few seasons has occupied her professional time, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (U/SFE)

Oh yeah, I think I saw the ads for that on AMC.

Mayfair Witches

Haven't seen it.
Probably never will.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

151 That Ho knows whats what.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (n5tGW)

152 *Isn't Boasberg of Colombian origin?*

It's the richest kind.

Posted by: Folgers at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (lHaf7)

153 Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

154 The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (raF1/)

155 If a check of 200 noncitizens find that 60 of them illegally voted, that is bad. That tells you the level of illegal voting going on, if blue states bothered enforcing the law.

That's not the flex the left thinks it is.

That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.

You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM


You are correct. I hate it when people tell me they don't vote because one or two votes never make a difference, every single vote counts both for or against.


We had a school bond issue on the ballot here in NE Texas some years back. It was a huge bond amount $53 million for stuff we did not think the schools needed, the wife and I both voted against it. They tried to claim it would not increase our property taxes because the money we were already paying on an older bond being paid off would go towards paying the newer bond.


It failed by one vote which is unheard of in modern voting. We had people come from all over the state to supervise the recounts, but the results stood.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (I43vL)

156 she's in some movie based on a Shirley Jackson book called something like "We Always Used to Live in the Castle." It might be on Prime.

I watched half of it. It was okay but a bit of a slow burn and I stopped watching. Not bad, but it didn't grip me.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)

157 >>That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.

I know. My point it is always OUR policy preferences being erased not the lefts.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

158 I only know her guitar strings.


and I know her reeds!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (qBivk)

159 154 The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (raF1/)

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I just wish I knew what it said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (U/SFE)

160 she's in a cable show based on the witch novels of that woman who wrote Interview with the Vampire. It went for several seasons.

Most super-hot women can't get work in female-skewing shows or movies.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)


I watched half of the first season of new Interview with a Vampire show they did. It was not very impressive.

Race-swapped and the story was completely changed because of it. And I enjoyed the novel (and the vampire series she wrote).

I'll have to skip the Witches show because of that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

161 As noted above, there are reports of somali learing at the polls, where is the DOJ?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

162 They're letting Don Ho write judicial opinions now? Ridiculous.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (+n72I)

163 156 I watched half of it. It was okay but a bit of a slow burn and I stopped watching. Not bad, but it didn't grip me.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)

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She's in Joe Dante's last film: Burying the Ex.

One of her earliest roles.

I liked it. The only thing I've seen her in other than True Detective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (U/SFE)

164 Shirley Jackson book
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My Favorite Planet is the Moon?

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (EX3Wq)

165 My sister gave my my BiL's mountain bike, way different riding than my old street bicycle. Rides nce

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

166 "We Have Always Lived in the Castle"

kind of a broken family psychological suspense story. One or more members of the family might be insane. I think they were setting up Daddario as insane but there may be a twist where someone else is the crazy one.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle)

167 161 As noted above, there are reports of somali learing at the polls, where is the DOJ?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

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Translators at polling places are legal, and most Somalis in America are naturalized citizens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (U/SFE)

168 >>That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.

I know. My point it is always OUR policy preferences being erased not the lefts.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

Left or right, the disenfranchisement is the point, not whether it nullifies right or left policy preferences.

If the government knocked on any rando citizen's door and revoked their right to vote, there would be no functional difference.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)

169 The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM


This would be commentary on commentary on schtick, or meta-commentary, if you will.

Where does that fall on the spectrum?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)

170 Alexandria Daddario has appeared in: Texas chainsaw 3D, we summon the darkness, bereavement, the attic, and songbird if you need something to watch for national horror movie day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (YZ0Fo)

171
Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)




I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)

172 hmm I might was pyewacket tonight then

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (qBivk)

173 >>>, we summon the darkness

i've heard that one is okay. I think she and some other chicks are goth/metal girls who have witchy/demonic powers.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle)

174 One thing to note in all this, for 25 years the left has screamed that millions of people are being kept from voting by the evil Republicans.

To this date they've produced zero citizens that were kept from voting.

So when they scream that Trump cleaning up the voter rolls will stop citizens from voting...because remember it cannot, the worst it could do is make them cast a provisional ballot, remember the whole point really is to keep non-citizens voting

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

175 171 I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)

===

The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (U/SFE)

176
Now, there is a 5 day clock (with some technical exceptions that didn't apply here) that starts running from the date of death. If a valid death certificate isn't validated by DHEC in 5 days, then fines start accruing to the funeral director/mortician. It starts at $250 and will accrue with every additional day in some increasing scale up to something ridiculous maximum.

What if a person had no middle name, you might ask. That must be explicitly entered. To do so falsely would be a felony. Now, what if the information just can't be found, it's lost to history, you might wonder. Well, an exception request under some Section so-and-so, subparagraph A, clause J must be filed in a timely manner.....

A good faith effort must be made to find the information, which would delay everything for some extended period, etc, etc. And after all that, if DHEC still didn't like it, the big fine would be imposed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (w6EFb)

177 I liked it. The only thing I've seen her in other than True Detective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (U/SFE)

She gets lots of screen time in the Percy Jackson flicks.
And she was only about 20, I'd say.

Might be fun to watch with your kids and have some eye candy to make it worth it..

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

178 Aubrey Plaza in Operation Fortune. Good acting, funny, believable and attractive.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (Lzgl8)

179 No, I know the translators are legal but the directing them on their vote is not.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (n5tGW)

180 But, of course, we, the law-abiding are always the victim of this particular brand of disenfranchisement.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (dK+Kv)

181 The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.


I'm thinking You Can See Everything might top it



btw that inspired my absolute favorite Community episode

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (qBivk)

182
They're Not the brightest bulbs in the box, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

================

Really ignorant people, possibly being fed disinformation by NGOs who just want a little action at the border to make Trump look bad, turning away hungry kids in their underpants.

There'll be a demo all right if DHS uses those new heat lasers on them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (mmrXZ)

183 summon the darkness

i've heard that one is okay. I think she and some other chicks are goth/metal girls who have witchy/demonic powers.
Posted by: ace at October

Yes. It's a decent campy horror watch

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (YZ0Fo)

184 Banc banc?

Posted by: Rex B at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (sdSI9)

185 181 btw that inspired my absolute favorite Community episode

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (qBivk)

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Abed takes Jeff to dinner. I remember it well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (U/SFE)

186 The Dead Don't Die was funny

Jarmusch. not really horror

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (qBivk)

187 Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)

I'll watch Alien, in honor of Tom Skerritt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)

188 >>>178 Aubrey Plaza in Operation Fortune. Good acting, funny, believable and attractive.

I really liked The Little Hours. That's the movie directed by her now-dead husband with Allison Brie and Dave Franco based on the Decameron. Three girls who desperately do NOT want to be nuns are at a nunnery against their will. Funny, but a little sacriligeous. Not super-sacriligeous, but these girls do not want to be nuns and boy do they act out.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:57 PM (1wjle)

189 For the Aubrey Plaza fans, I might recommend:

Ingrid Goes West.

She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.

Dark comedy. I laughed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (U/SFE)

190 Aubrey Plaza has that crazy/hot thing going on, kind of like Fairuza Balk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)

191
Ooh, Firstpost reports a shooting spree in a Paris suburb? The mayor calls it "Islamophobic" and "racist."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (mmrXZ)

192 oh, The Little Hours is now free on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtqCRoLIJ0

worth the watch if you're into history and comedy. Like I said, not very reverent but it also doesn't go out of its way to trash Christianity.

But these girls should not be nuns.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)

193 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (mmrXZ)

I'm sure it's to hurt Trump and crying kids in their underwear would do it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)

194 For the Aubrey Plaza fans, I might recommend:

Ingrid Goes West.

She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.

Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

I would not recommend Megalopolos

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

195
I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)

===

The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (U/SFE)



You kid, but I was being serious.

The evil succubus Jenny preys on the innocent Forrest, sucking all the joy out of his life and then leaving him. Again, and again, and again. Culminating in the ultimate evil of making him watch her die and leaving him with a son that he is totally unequipped to raise. The terror on his face in the last scene with him on the bus bench is heartbreaking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)

196 Federal agents ... have been knocking on doors in several states to ask residents about their immigration status and if they've registered to vote or voted in past elections.

Spoiler alert: they already know the answer. The next move is yours!

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (rkCBr)

197 194 I would not recommend Megalopolos

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

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I still need to see that because I gotta get myself to the CLUB.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (U/SFE)

198 Alexandria Daddario has appeared in: Texas chainsaw 3D, we summon the darkness, bereavement, the attic, and songbird if you need something to watch for national horror movie day.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
________

She had a small early role as a high school prostitute in The Babysitters

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

199 She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.

Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Crazed? Wow, totally casting against type there.

Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (nEUC6)

200 Voter Registration of Legal Aliens: Motor Voter Laws are/can be a problem. A legal resident alien is entitled to a driver's license in my state. They encourage voter registration on renewal. Last time spouse renewed her DL, she had to argue with the 20-something clerk that her Green Card did not permit her to register to vote. Clerk argued otherwise. I wonder how many people believe some bureaucrat and unwittingly commit federal crimes. (I confirmed later spouse did not show up on the voter rolls.)

Posted by: RS at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (GYx3d)

201 199 Crazed? Wow, totally casting against type there.

Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (nEUC6)

=======

Good acting is good casting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (U/SFE)

202
A good faith effort must be made to find the information, which would delay everything for some extended period, etc, etc. And after all that, if DHEC still didn't like it, the big fine would be imposed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (w6EFb)

___________

Tough. They don't answer to tax cows like you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

203 Mandy is doing his best As A Jew......



Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
·
47m
“In order to protect the chickens, we MUST give the henhouse keys to the fox. You see, the fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”


Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
·
3h
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.

Get involved and help at https://abdulforsenate.com/vote
https://go.abdulforsena

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

204 Aubrey Plaza isn't super hot, but she's got something about her that's very attractive. IMHO, YMMV.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (XMwZJ)

205 oh, as far as the Little Hours:

Don't watch that YouTube version, all the profanity is bleeped out. It's almost unwatchable.

Also, I just remembered the third act of the movie, and it does in fact get very sacrilegious. I forgot what Aubrey Plaza's big sin is. It's a big one. One of the biggest ones.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (1wjle)

206 We Summon The Darkness is good.
Solid B horror film.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (+n72I)

207 190 Aubrey Plaza has that crazy/hot thing going on, kind of like Fairuza Balk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)

And Famke Jansen.

James Bond: Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp: The same.
James Bond: How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp: Straight up - with a twist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)

208 They're letting Don Ho write judicial opinions now? Ridiculous"

They're just tiny bubbles...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (pfXMo)

209 Aubrey Plaza isn't super hot, but she's got something about her that's very attractive. IMHO, YMMV.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromul

It's cause she married goofball Andy Dwyer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

210 I would not recommend Megalopolos
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

My son wants to see that at some ridiculous time at the local movie theatre . Well, it's somewhat ridiculous if you're an old person who has been up since before 5:00. He'll have to go by himself .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:03 PM (JrHfD)

211
I wonder how many people believe some bureaucrat and unwittingly commit federal crimes. (I confirmed later spouse did not show up on the voter rolls.)
Posted by: RS

=============

Some Indian greencard guy was recently arrested for, I believe, attempting to illegally register to vote. It started with something automatic happening with his driver's license and he claimed ignorance of the law.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)

212
They are even approaching Somali who don’t ask for a translator. The poll workers are asking them not to help those who don’t request help, but they don’t listen. They approach the voters anyway

*********
What a mess.

They are inbred and will do what they want and disregard law.

I do hope the WH knows of this and DHS or whoever can maybe put the fear in them.

However, in MS this has gone on for decades. Busses picking up blacks at churches and driving all over the Delta. The illiterate used to learn to vote (D) for nominal wage.

It is also INSANE to have any language but English on ballets or directions. Pure D Bullshit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (hzuYO)

213 Seems to fit a pattern......

Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
@Bubblebathgirl
·
14h
Add this to Ilhan Omar’s growing list of document problems. A photo taken during the October 12 raid on her D.C. home shows a black Camry with Minnesota plates and a Burnsville frame parked in the driveway. The registration tabs on that car expired in 2023.

Omar said in her interview this week that she drives a 2016 Toyota Camry. There’s no public confirmation the car in the photo is registered to her, but the details line up with what she claimed. Given the questions already surrounding her financial disclosures, the winery, and other records, it wouldn’t be surprising if this failure was hers too.

Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (kX27y)

214 I'm honestly surprised Spencer Pratt hasn't started a podcast yet.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

215 "All these movie recommendations, and not one gay porno? Be better, you haters!"

-- James Talacreepo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

216 Some reportedly had previously been deported from the United States and were attempting to return to reunite with family members.

---

Did they ever consider coming to the US legally, through the front door? If you stop giving them welfare and healthcare they will stop coming.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (mTzaS)

217 I like Aubrey because she’s always good with the dry, gallows humor and off color remarks. That’s right up my alley. She’s just believable and somewhat unstained by all the baggage most of these actresses have.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (Lzgl8)

218 Aubrey Plaza is also in the TV show Legion (three seasons), which is good if you like supers + weird.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (+n72I)

219 Two bins of undelivered mail containing mail-in ballots were discovered in a dumpster at Golden Gardens Park in Seattle.
King County Elections recovered the ballots and issued replacements to all affected voters.
The U.S. Postal Service is investigating the incident.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)

220 Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:01

I liked Spencer Pratt's response.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

221 Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (kX27y)

I've seen people online say they saw her in video driving a Lexus.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

222 Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
·
47m
“In order to protect the chickens, we MUST give the henhouse keys to the fox. You see, the fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”


Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
·
3h
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.

Get involved and help at https://abdulforsenate.com/vote
https://go.abdulforsena
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
_______

There are self-gassing Jews. There are eager self-gassers. Then there is Mandy Patinkin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

223
But these girls should not be nuns.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)


Obligatory punch line...

OUTTA THE WAY GIRLS, I GOTTA GARGLE!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:07 PM (y9nCu)

224 Yeah the bleeping and obscuring of parts in these movies on Amazon tv channels is also annoying as shit. In one movie, I can’t remember which, they bleeped out religious references.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:07 PM (Lzgl8)

225 I liked Spencer Pratt's response.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

I'm so impressed by him. I subscribe to him on Substack, he's a good and engaging writer. Too bad the primaries were rigged.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:07 PM (kX27y)

226
Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)

****
The first clue is her blasted hyphenated name. I guess I am Scots-Irish-French-English American is how absurd this is! I'm getting all riled up!

They need to check this judge's immigration status.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (hzuYO)

227 >>> 207 190 Aubrey Plaza has that crazy/hot thing going on, kind of like Fairuza Balk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)

And Famke Jansen.

James Bond: Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp: The same.
James Bond: How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp: Straight up - with a twist.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)

A little lemon twist?

Posted by: Serge at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (jb8Ss)

228 Yeah, for any Jew in the current global environment of the past several years to be shilling for any Muslim politician seems a bit masochistic to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

229 Btw Hugh Grant was good in Operation Fortune, even though he’s a wanker.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Lzgl8)

230 A little lemon twist?

Posted by: Serge at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (jb8Ss)


No, no, no. No more foreplay.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

231 229 Btw Hugh Grant was good in Operation Fortune, even though he’s a wanker.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Lzgl

=======

Best Oompa Loompa ever in Wonka.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (U/SFE)

232 Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.

It's just another example of "laws are for the little people." I would be surprised if a bare majority of cars owned by congressmen, senators, mayors, and governors had current plates.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (vTZFs)

233 Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
·
3h
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
-----

Mandy you illiterate putz.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (TN0g+)

234
Add this to Ilhan Omar’s growing list of document problems. A photo taken during the October 12 raid on her D.C. home shows a black Camry with Minnesota plates and a Burnsville frame parked in the driveway. The registration tabs on that car expired in 2023.

================

She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

235 She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Probably the curb.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

236 The first clue is her blasted hyphenated name. I guess I am Scots-Irish-French-English American is how absurd this is! I'm getting all riled up!

They need to check this judge's immigration status.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (hzuYO)

And here I thought you hyphenated it Christy Binkly-The-Great on your drivers license.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

237 "I wonder who the judge is who made this decision."
----

I don't care how well you did at law school. I don't care how many industry awards you may have won, or what your win-rate was as a practicing attorney. I don't care about any of that--one simply should not be eligible to be a Federal judge if one was not born in this country.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

238 She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

She has one of her Minions do it for her.

And I'm actually thinking of a midget Somalian with a flashlight wrapped around his forehead.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (6ydKt)

239 One of the biggest ones.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (1wjle)

Carrots in chili?

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (EX3Wq)

240 Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04

I didn't know he was on substack. Thanks. Yes, they were certainly rigged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (JrHfD)

241 He's a man named Mandy, what do you expect?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (RIvkX)

242 Yeah, for any Jew in the current global environment of the past several years to be shilling for any Muslim politician seems a bit masochistic to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

Or sadistic

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:15 PM (EX3Wq)

243 Noooood. Open thread.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

244 The U.S. Postal Service is investigating the incident.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)
=====

I'm on the case!

Posted by: Newman at October 23, 2026 04:16 PM (RIvkX)

245
Mandy Patinkin, oh how the mighty have fallen. Goes from one of the greatest film heroes, Inigo Montoya, to the ball-less putz Saul Berenson in Homeland (everyone else fucked that CIA slattern Claire Danes in that show EXCEPT Saul) , to being a total looser in real life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (y9nCu)

246 The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


What about commentary on the misspellings of "shtick" in the commentary on shtick?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (VHUov)

247 "Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It always me, the Spanish obsession over indicating where exacly the accent falls in a word. It should be a guessing game, as it is in English and Russian.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

248 229 Btw Hugh Grant was good in Operation Fortune, even though he’s a wanker.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Lzgl

He was awesome in Paddington 2.

(BTW, one of my top five favorite movies of all time.)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (0CU3H)

249 Wooo HOOO Its Friday!!!! Happy Hour Time!!!

Join us at Fridays

Posted by: Association of CIA Slatterns and Mattress backs at October 23, 2026 04:23 PM (anL5R)

250 al-Sayed to Mandy
"I am Inigo al-Sayed you are a Jew, prepare to die"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (vJPf4)

251
One of the biggest ones.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (1wjle)

Carrots in chili?
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (EX3Wq)



BURN THE WITCH

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:29 PM (y9nCu)

252 247 It always *annoys* me.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

253
Probably the curb.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

___________

*crash!*

"Jew bastard!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:37 PM (eRlcH)

254 But I may be too moderate for some. A scorched earth 10 mile dead zone on the Canadian and Mexican borders is also acceptable to me.
Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM
—————-/
How about using the technique General Douglas MacArthur proposed along the Yalu River during the Korean Unpleasantness: seed the 10 mile dead zone with radionuclide contamination. That would slow the crossings!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (+fFfX)

Biden Stripped the Visa From a Ukrainian Witness So That He Couldn't Testify to Congress About Burisma and Hunter Biden

Trump is such a corrupt authoritarian you guys.


In the shadows of the 2020 election, the U.S. government revoked a Ukrainian witness' visa and prevented him from testifying in the Senate's probe into alleged Biden family corruption on the basis that he might be spreading Russian disinformation even though its own intelligence showed he was an opponent of Russia and rejected Moscow's overtures, bombshell memos released Thursday show.

The documents made public by the White House Government Transparency Task Force are the latest pieces of evidence to chronicle how the FBI, the State Department and other federal bodies sought to suffocate a narrative -- later proven true -- that Hunter Biden had been working for a Ukrainian energy company called Burisma Holdings that was seeking to leverage Vice President Joe Biden's connections to solve its corruption problems.

Specifically, the memos show that the FBI and State Department rushed to block former Ukraine embassy aide Andrii Telizhenko's arrival in the United States just as he was to be interviewed by Sens. Ron Johnson and Chuck Grassley in September 2020.

Instead of testifying, the Ukrainian government official once trusted by the Obama administration was sanctioned for being painted as a possible unwitting purveyor of Russian smears against the Biden family.

The agencies argued that Telizhenko was spreading false claims that Hunter Biden's service on Burisma's board of directors had impacted U.S. policy fighting corruption in Ukraine and that Joe Biden had changed U.S. policy when he withheld $1 billion to force the firing of Ukraine's chief prosecutor who was investigating , the memos show.

So once again: We will use the government's power to censor relevant information from the public -- and Congress! -- and we will claim RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as the pretext.

Oh we're definitely not covering up the Biden Crime Family's corruption by contriving a reason to block a witness from testifying about them, no siree bob! We're just fighting RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE, you see.

...

In fact, evidence made public in the years after the 2020 election shows that America's top diplomats in Kyiv in fact believed Hunter Biden's presence on the Burisma board had "undercut" U.S. anti-corruption efforts in Ukraine and that Vice President Biden had overruled career officials' recommendations to give Ukraine the loan guarantees and keep the prosecutor in place.

The newly released memos not only show the grounds for claiming Telizhenko spread Russian disinformation may have been erroneous, but also that the officials who would go on to penalize him knew beforehand that the Ukrainian was in fact a vocal opponent of Moscow who had rejected overtures to be recruited by Russian sources.

Erroneous? You mean corruptly fraudulent.


"In 2014 [...] Andrii ((Telizhenko)) was banned from entering Russia due to his involvement in the 2014 Ukrainian revolution and was listed as a spy by the Russian government," an Aug. 2020 FBI memo stated. The same memo shows that Russian officials attempted to recruit Telizhenko, but that he rebuffed them.

There is a possibly related update to this story: Two FBI agents have been arrested for lying about their efforts to derail the investigation into Hunter Biden.

FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash

Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden.

The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since-dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force.

Floris led the FITF as a Deputy Assistant Director from mid-2019 through mid-2022. Benavides was the FITF Section Chief from mid-2019 through the 2020 election. Both testified that the FITF was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigations.

Documentary evidence, contemporaneous communications, and witness accounts contradict their testimony.

Floris is also on record privately claiming to be “running a shadow government” during the 2020 election in her role on the FITF.

Lying to Congress by senior FBI officials strikes at the heart of our system. No one is above the law.

The FBI has already dismantled the corrupt CR-15 squad that engaged in political weaponization targeting their opponents, including President Trump.


More details from John Sexton:

FLORIS and BENAVIDES are former FBI officials. FLORIS served as the Deputy Assistant Director and functional head of FITF [Foreign Influence Task Force, the FBI's RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION hoax division] from mid-2019 through mid-2022. BENAVIDES served as the Section Chief of FITF from mid-2019 through the 2020 election. Although FITF was originally focused on combating foreign influence by Russia, its scope expanded to include foreign influence by other nation-state actors...

As described in detail below, witness accounts and contemporaneous documents from December 2019 through September 2021 show that FLORIS and BENAVIDES knew about and were actively involved in the FBI's investigations of Hunter Biden. FITF hosted classified briefings for the agents and prosecutors on the Hunter Biden case in which FLORIS and BENAVIDES were active participants. In October 2020, both FLORIS and BENAVIDES worked on the FBI's internal and Congressional responses to reporting on the FBI's receipt of Hunter Biden's laptop, with FLORIS receiving, discussing, and passing along updates on the investigations through late 2021.

Hunter Biden was a recurring subject at FITF in briefings, emails, instant messages, and meetings, including internal discussion of whether information about him was Russian disinformation. According to an October 2026 interview of FBI Employee 1--who oversaw the Hunter Biden investigations for the FBI's Criminal Division--personnel at FITF including FLORIS and BENAVIDES were in frequent communication with the Hunter Biden case teams. Information flowed in both directions; the case team would send FITF updates on their investigations and FITF would send information to the case team that FITF saw as relevant. According to an October 2026 interview of an FBI Baltimore Assistant Special Agent in Charge (ASAC), herein referred to as FBI Employee 2, the FBI Baltimore Field Office brought the FITF into their investigations of Hunter Biden. FBI Employee 2 confirmed that FLORIS, BENAVIDES, and other members of the FITF had knowledge and awareness of their investigations and details of their investigations, including in relation to Hunter Biden's laptop.

...

On October 14, 2020, the New York Post published its story on the Hunter Biden laptop, and both FLORIS and BENAVIDES assisted with the FBI's response to press inquiries the same day. FLORIS and BENAVIDES received an email from the FBI Cyber Division with the subject "Ny post... morning answer?" and a question about whether the FBI had the laptop. The Office of Congressional Affairs also sent them and a FITF Unit Chief, FBI Employee 3, an email titled "SSCI Request -- Hunter Biden Laptop." FLORIS answered that "CID is point on this matter" and copied Criminal Division (CID) management. A Director's Office media coordinator told BENAVIDES that at a tech-industry call that day, "most of the questions were about the news reports about a laptop and Burisma." When a FITF Unit Chief [FBI Employee 4] asked BENAVIDES whether FITF was tracking the laptop coverage, he replied: "Indeed...I've spoken to [initials of FBI Employee 1]," and "I would love to know if a copy exists, and was it provided to anyone...[initials of FBI Employee 1] did not know."

And then they claimed that they and the Foreign Influence Task Force were not involved in playing defense for Hunter Biden, under oath.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 02:12 PM (8B4gm)

2 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (dK+Kv)

3 The one immigrant the Biden administration kept out, guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (U/SFE)

4 Nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (8B4gm)

5 3 The one immigrant the Biden administration kept out, guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (U/SFE)

Obviously not one of the millions of doctors and engineers we need to keep our soy-ciety going.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 23, 2026 02:15 PM (oPFtC)

6 FLORIS and BENAVIDES were active participants...

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Yeah red-blooded G-men above reproach incorruptible patriot ham-and-eggers.

I am sure they are the exception among the FBI.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

7 I wonder if these Ukrainians and Russians get deja vu from dealing with the USSA's rotten government, ever.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:16 PM (qBivk)

8
I will see Floris and Benavides open for Zager and Evans at the Musk Martian Coliseum in the Year 2525.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (YSUhf)

9 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)

10 "See! See! Biden WAS hard on immigration!"
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (l3cgK)

11 But Vivek ran a mean TV ad.
So we’re all voting D in 2026.

Posted by: GOPe at October 23, 2026 02:18 PM (YNt71)

12 So...how many people had their VISAs stripped by the Biden admin? How many of those had information detrimental to Biden and his admin?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:19 PM (l3cgK)

13 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)
=====

I am not at all sure it has not already.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

14 11 But Vivek ran a mean TV ad.
So we’re all voting D in 2026.

Posted by: GOPe at October 23, 2026 02:18 PM (YNt71)

Dem and GOPe men always vote for the D...
Tell you something.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:19 PM (l3cgK)

15 The person who actually stripped Andrii Telizhenko's visa was George Kent. Kent was the diplomat helping run the Ukraine embassy and if you remember testified against Trump at the fake Ukraine phone call impeachment.

Not only did Telizhenko lose his visa he was accused of interfering in the 2020 election and was put under US sanctions, his career crushed and his life ruined.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:20 PM (viF8m)

16 13 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)
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I am not at all sure it has not already.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

Dead cat bounce, you say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:20 PM (l3cgK)

17 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)
=====

I fell long ago.

Posted by: The Republic at October 23, 2026 02:20 PM (YNt71)

18 So we’re all voting D in 2026.

Obama wants everyone to "vote D". Especially his personal chefs.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

19
Future deputy directors, circa 2029.

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (Y8DZL)

20 18 So we’re all voting D in 2026.

Obama wants everyone to "vote D". Especially his personal chefs.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

The REAL question is not voting for the D, but whether the dem and GOPe vote for in the mouth or ass...perhaps both.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (l3cgK)

21 I will see Floris and Benavides open for Zager and Evans at the Musk Martian Coliseum in the Year 2525.
Posted by: naturalfake

It annoys me that Zager and Evans wimped out with "7510." Apply the gimmick consistently, Dudes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

22 Miss me?

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen Guy at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (YNt71)

23 Andy McCarthy must be aghast. Oh, and the eff him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (vJPf4)

24 "See! See! Biden WAS hard on immigration!"

I am interested in this "hard on".

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

25 21 I will see Floris and Benavides open for Zager and Evans at the Musk Martian Coliseum in the Year 2525.
Posted by: naturalfake

It annoys me that Zager and Evans wimped out with "7510." Apply the gimmick consistently, Dudes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

The ran out of words that rhymed with five?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)

26 https://tinyurl.com/4w2mzjds

This oath was inscribed on the wall where I studied government.

It has been utterly trampled.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:23 PM (RIvkX)

27 24 "See! See! Biden WAS hard on immigration!"

I am interested in this "hard on".

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

It filled his pants, from the backside. He claimed somebody else did it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:23 PM (l3cgK)

28 Utterly lawless. Grampa Shitpants and the Homewrecker were the meat puppets. And the commies just went whole hog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (8B4gm)

29 One of Ukraine's largest, and most corrupt, companies hired Hunter Biden for a do nothing job even though he had no experience with Eastern Europe, energy production or business in general.

When the Ukrainian government started to investigate the company Joe Biden said he would remove American aid if they continued.

This isn't a scandal, this isn't a hint of a crime. This is all the evidence needed to convict someone in a court of law and send them to prison, and the clearest case of political bribery in modern American history.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

30 SC decision says that NH can ignore student IDs as a ID for voting purposes. Might help Sununu

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (vJPf4)

31 I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
- The Republic

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (P6E1+)

32 If man is still alive...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (RIvkX)

33 I remembered this from a few years ago, along with Romney and Pelosi's sons working in the youcrane with Hunter Biden. It seemed well documented.

Now it is not true per the Interlubes.

I do know that Romney came out of the shadows in the past week to blast Trump on the Ukraine.

Other than being a jealous nitwit, who threw his possible election in the debate with Candy and Obungo, his wrath of Trump never ceases. Plus the dinner Trump had with him and then rejected him in 2021 for his adminstration.

A nitwit scorned...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (hzuYO)

34 Seems these politicians spend all their time ripping us off and covering their tracks.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (UjdFS)

35 Andy McCarthy must be aghast. Oh, and the eff him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (vJPf4)

Damn straight I’m aghast. So aghast in fact instead of my usual $5000 donation to the DNC, I’m only sending $4900 this year.

Harump and good day to you, sir.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (YNt71)

36 31 I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
- The Republic

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 02:24 PM (P6E1+)

In Canada, they have a MAID for that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (l3cgK)

37 SC decision says that NH can ignore student IDs as a ID for voting purposes.

Seems obvious, student IDs can't be used for any of the things an actual ID is for.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

38 I said I'm leaving in 1 hour and if the prosecutor isn't fired you aren't getting the $1 billion dollars.

Son of a bitch, he got fired.

- Joe Fucking Biden

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (viF8m)

39 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.

"That's not who we are."
-- GOP

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 02:26 PM (vTZFs)

40 But Vivek ran a mean TV ad.
So we’re all voting D in 2026.


That campaign is bizarre.

Amy Acton: Vote for me because I was raped. What does that have to do with why you should vote for...Uh, I was raped did you not hear that part? Oh and like my mom totally helped the rapist n'stuff. So you should totally vote for me.

Amy's mom: Actually she's lying about that. All of it. She's, uh, not well mentally.

The FNM: How dare her mother opine on whether or not she helped Amy's husband rape Amy! The gall to say something so mean about a family member!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

41 "And here I am, trying to get a visa for a hot Ukrainian THOT. The world ain't fair, ya know?"

-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

42 Am impossible tipping point of corruption.

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 02:27 PM (Hucnr)

43 37 SC decision says that NH can ignore student IDs as a ID for voting purposes.

Seems obvious, student IDs can't be used for any of the things an actual ID is for.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

I used to have a valid Sentry ID, Gov't issued. Needed to prove my citizenship and birth, and went through a vetting process that included an interview, just to get a card to cross the border in the fast lane (well, it worked at airports too).
I could never use it as a valid Gov't issued ID for banking, as it wasn't on their list of approved IDs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:28 PM (l3cgK)

44 That campaign is bizarre.

Amy Acton: Vote for me because I was raped. What does that have to do with why you should vote for...Uh, I was raped did you not hear that part? Oh and like my mom totally helped the rapist n'stuff. So you should totally vote for me.


What I get out of that is that we shouldn't want any member of that extremely fucked up family anywhere near power.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:28 PM (2ocoG)

45 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.

"That's not who we are."
-- GOP


At one point Hunter went to Ukraine to get his payout accompanied by Whitey Bulger's nephew and Mitt Romney's bagman.

Its not really that the GOPe was weak or afraid to investigate corruption. They were in on it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

46 It annoys me that Zager and Evans wimped out with "7510." Apply the gimmick consistently, Dudes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

That song was tedious.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 02:28 PM (n7Dzq)

47 Reading about the end of the Weimar Republic > Living the end of the American Republic

You youngsters probably never knew they used to call this "banana republic" after the endemic coups in Central American states.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:28 PM (RIvkX)

48
The Vindman twins will weigh in and clear things up after happy hour at the donut shop.

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 02:28 PM (Y8DZL)

49 the memos show that the FBI and State Department rushed to block former Ukraine embassy aide Andrii Telizhenko's arrival in the United States just as he was to be interviewed by Sens. Ron Johnson and Chuck Grassley in September 2020.

_____________________

OK, Someone tell me why Senators Johnson and Grassley rolled over on this and didn't promptly start shouting from the rooftops.

Kabuki fucking theater. And, likely McConnell pulling his head out of his shell to threaten them to let it go.

We're just hearing about this now, which is just as egregious as Biden's actions. Complicity.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (dIske)

50 40 But Vivek ran a mean TV ad.
So we’re all voting D in 2026.

That campaign is bizarre.

Amy Acton: Vote for me because I was raped. What does that have to do with why you should vote for...Uh, I was raped did you not hear that part? Oh and like my mom totally helped the rapist n'stuff. So you should totally vote for me.

Amy's mom: Actually she's lying about that. All of it. She's, uh, not well mentally.

The FNM: How dare her mother opine on whether or not she helped Amy's husband rape Amy! The gall to say something so mean about a family member!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

A vote for the other guy is a vote for raping women--Amy Acton
::: muzzies vote in huge numbers for the other guy :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (l3cgK)

51 "And here I am, trying to get a visa for a hot Ukrainian THOT. The world ain't fair, ya know?"

-- Hunter Biden


One of the few relatable things Hunter's said.

OTOH, I'd be wary of the Slavic THOTs. One of my good friends from high school married a Russian and then found out she was only interested in his money and a green card.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

52 The Vindman twins will weigh in and clear things up after happy hour at the donut shop.

The Vindman twins could clear out a Dunkin Donuts before Arianna Grande even had a chance to lick a 6 pack of them

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

53 The weekend is here

Remember, Hunter was a Ukraine payoff for Biden

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 02:30 PM (Ia/+0)

54 >>OK, Someone tell me why Senators Johnson and Grassley rolled over on this and didn't promptly start shouting from the rooftops.

They did. Pretty much the only two who did.

Shockingly, the media didn't cover it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:30 PM (viF8m)

55 Son of a bitch, he got fired.

- Joe Fucking Biden
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:25 PM (viF8m)
=====

As if the audience should somehow find that impressive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:30 PM (RIvkX)

56 21 I will see Floris and Benavides open for Zager and Evans at the Musk Martian Coliseum in the Year 2525.
Posted by: naturalfake

It annoys me that Zager and Evans wimped out with "7510." Apply the gimmick consistently, Dudes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

They ran out of words that rhyme with 'five'?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:31 PM (QGaXH)

57 51 "And here I am, trying to get a visa for a hot Ukrainian THOT. The world ain't fair, ya know?"

-- Hunter Biden

One of the few relatable things Hunter's said.

OTOH, I'd be wary of the Slavic THOTs. One of my good friends from high school married a Russian and then found out she was only interested in his money and a green card.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

Um...

Posted by: They're ALL Interested in Green Cards and Money at October 23, 2026 02:31 PM (l3cgK)

58 "And here I am, trying to get a visa for a hot Ukrainian THOT. The world ain't fair, ya know?"

I remember when it turned out the Biden gave a bunch of "COVID relief dollars" to Hunter's favorite hooker.

And in fairness to her there are videos of her giving him good advice like: You shouldn't do sooooo many drugs you are supposed to be a middle aged adult

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

59 56 21 I will see Floris and Benavides open for Zager and Evans at the Musk Martian Coliseum in the Year 2525.
Posted by: naturalfake

It annoys me that Zager and Evans wimped out with "7510." Apply the gimmick consistently, Dudes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

They ran out of words that rhyme with 'five'?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:31 PM (QGaXH)

Heh. See #25...

Posted by: They're ALL Interested in Green Cards and Money at October 23, 2026 02:32 PM (l3cgK)

60 25 The ran out of words that rhymed with five?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)

Jim gets in ahead of me!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:32 PM (QGaXH)

61 I still think that corrupt agencies like the CIA and FBI are essentially unreformable, and need to be dismantled, placed under the microscope by their replacements, and prosecuted to the fullest. But at least Kash Patel is acting like he's aware of the sentiment, and doing his utmost to appease MAGA. I don't even know who's in charge of the CIA, but you'd think they could at least try to find records of what illegal acts their fascist alumni may have done before leaving the agency for politics.

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 02:32 PM (ke3zm)

62 honestly tho Vivek is a garbage person

that ad was god-awful even if the old lady was telling the truth

he's not particularly good at campaigning .. or really anything

unfair that the R party would be tainted by him. he's a jerk.

Ohio is so so screwed here.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:32 PM (qBivk)

63 ***The FBI has already dismantled the corrupt CR-15 squad that engaged in political weaponization
----

Dismantled.
What about jailed?
Fired with no pension?
License and security passes pulled?
Anything? Anything?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:33 PM (nqf1u)

64 61 I still think that corrupt agencies like the CIA and FBI are essentially unreformable, and need to be dismantled, placed under the microscope by their replacements, and prosecuted to the fullest. But at least Kash Patel is acting like he's aware of the sentiment, and doing his utmost to appease MAGA. I don't even know who's in charge of the CIA, but you'd think they could at least try to find records of what illegal acts their fascist alumni may have done before leaving the agency for politics.

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 02:32 PM (ke3zm)

I agree with the proverb, "Kill a chicken to scare the monkeys"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:33 PM (l3cgK)

65 Someone said that they had heard that the Trump administration had lots of nice surprises for October. The Omar issue, these arrests are good to examples. Keep it coming

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 02:33 PM (vJPf4)

66 still think that corrupt agencies like the CIA and FBI are essentially unreformable

SciVo I've BEEN saying this since Trump V 1

CIA is the problem and they use the FBI as their private law enforcement

that's your shadow government ... but they believe they run the govt

and maybe they are right

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:33 PM (qBivk)

67 Obama put Biden in charge of two countries when he was VP, Ukraine and China. Biden was getting paid by both countries and both countries interfered in the 2020 election.

Flores and Benavides didn't just cover up the Hunter laptop issue, they also covered up attempts by China to interfered in the 2020 by flooding the country with fake ballots.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:34 PM (viF8m)

68 Vivek is a bad pick for an R standard bearer.

An immigration friendly H1 supporting guy of Indian extraction is not going to persuade people that he's got their interests in mind

but...he is running against a certified leftwing lunatic.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

69 BTW, for those who remember black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace of the "noose" incident, his car's sponsor is now the Covid vaxx. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

70 Pour encourager les autres,

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:34 PM (l3cgK)

71 but...he is running against a certified leftwing lunatic.


true but one would hope she'd be sort of hamstrung by the state legislature

whereas Vivek the Brahmin would have RINOs in his pocket to sell out Ohio ... for good

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:35 PM (qBivk)

72 we will claim RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as the pretext.

D@mnit, it's not a pretext!

Posted by: Hillary! 2028! 2032! at October 23, 2026 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

73 BTW I think Trump choose to indict BroFo now primarily to make the election focus to be Americans vs foreign looters.

If I'm right I suspect we'll see more high profile arrests along this line continue until election day.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

74 72 we will claim RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as the pretext.

D@mnit, it's not a pretext!

Posted by: Hillary! 2028! 2032! at October 23, 2026 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

Oh man, more malinformation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:36 PM (l3cgK)

75
How does this help the price of gas and food?

Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN at October 23, 2026 02:36 PM (OkYzo)

76 75
How does this help the price of gas and food?

Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN at October 23, 2026 02:36 PM (OkYzo)

Fewer illegal immigrants in the country, less gas and food used, price of gas and food drops.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:37 PM (l3cgK)

77 We're just fighting RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE, you see.

It's hilarious that the EU is now claiming they didn't really mean to let in all those Muslims, it was caused by Russian interference. The current global(ist) left is the stupidest it's ever been.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)

78
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
46m
🚨 NEW: Kaylub Giamanco, the HERO father who TOOK OUT the Bend, Oregon elementary school shooter last week, tells the story for the first time

"I started hearing children PLEADING for their lives. And then I started hearing gunfire and I just started army crawling faster and faster. And I told myself, this is probably the last thing that I'm ever going to do."

"I have to go in. People are going to die."

"I crawled through the bottom window that was shot out and continued onto the rug inside where there's a little breezeway with stairs."

"And then the special needs classroom was to my left. At that point, I was on the ground on my hands and knees. I re-racked my weapon to make sure that a live round came so that I knew that I was ready to go."

"And then I peeked through the window. And at this point I found my opportunity. And I'd seen a teacher on the left struggling with the gunman on the right with the rifle."

"And I knew that they were on both sides of me, and I knew that he did not know that I was there. And so at that point I swung the door out and open and I stepped in and I fired."

This man deserves the Presidential Medal of FREEDOM! 🇺

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (kX27y)

79 Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress
-
Okay, now we seem to be getting somewhere. I don't really trust the courts to do anything meaningful as corrupt as they are, but at least the other federal careerists will be looking over their shoulder, which will make their nefarious activities less efficient.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (vSvIl)

80 OTOH, I'd be wary of the Slavic THOTs. One of my good friends from high school married a Russian and then found out she was only interested in his money and a green card.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

Same here, she was super hot though

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (NtVYv)

81 Vivek ain't great but he's better than DeWine or Kasich. And definitely better than Acton. She left the health commissioner job because it was "too much for her". So try and take on the whole state as governor. Good plan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 02:39 PM (vJPf4)

82 OTOH, I'd be wary of the Slavic THOTs. One of my good friends from high school married a Russian and then found out she was only interested in his money and a green card.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

Same here, she was super hot though
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (NtVYv)

The screwing he got at first was not like the screwing he got later

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 23, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)

83 whereas Vivek the Brahmin would have RINOs in his pocket to sell out Ohio ... for good
Posted by: Black Orchid


You cannot vote for a rabid communist in hopes she won't do damage. It's idiotic vanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 02:39 PM (nEUC6)

84 79 Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress
-
Okay, now we seem to be getting somewhere. I don't really trust the courts to do anything meaningful as corrupt as they are, but at least the other federal careerists will be looking over their shoulder, which will make their nefarious activities less efficient.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (vSvIl)

Especially since committing perjury to Congress has historically been exeedingly rarely prosecuted...Holder should be in prison for his lies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:40 PM (l3cgK)

85 77 We're just fighting RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE, you see.

It's hilarious that the EU is now claiming they didn't really mean to let in all those Muslims, it was caused by Russian interference. The current global(ist) left is the stupidest it's ever been.
Posted by: Ian S. at October

And the Russians seem to have almost godlike powers. You would think with the abilities they have, they would be overtly ruling the world instead of covertly.

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 The screwing he got at first was not like the screwing he got later

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 23, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)

He didn't know he was negotiating the pay until the end.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:40 PM (l3cgK)

87
OTOH, I'd be wary of the Slavic THOTs. One of my good friends from high school married a Russian and then found out she was only interested in his money and a green card.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

___________

Slavic THOT = Liquid nitroglycerin

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 02:40 PM (eRlcH)

88 16 13 If this level of corruption is left uncorrected, the Republic will fall.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)
=====

I am not at all sure it has not already.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

Dead cat bounce, you say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----

You guys, Lay off the KoolAid and drink some Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:41 PM (nqf1u)

89 Considering Trump and Vance are laying waste to the H1B program I'm not too concerned with Vivek's position them. And we can't surrender any office to communists who hate us.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:42 PM (viF8m)

90 You guys, Lay off the KoolAid and drink some Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:41 PM (nqf1u)

Turns out I like Dr Pecker

Posted by: Ms Lindsey at October 23, 2026 02:42 PM (NtVYv)

91 83 whereas Vivek the Brahmin would have RINOs in his pocket to sell out Ohio ... for good
Posted by: Black Orchid

You cannot vote for a rabid communist in hopes she won't do damage. It's idiotic vanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 02:39 PM (nEUC6)

A scorpion is still a scorpion.
It'll sting you while you help it cross the river.
Best to kill it; 2nd best to snip off the pincers and tail.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

92 This doesn't sound like the ham and eggers I know.

Posted by: Hannity at October 23, 2026 02:43 PM (mseD3)

93
You guys, Lay off the KoolAid and drink some Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:41 PM (nqf1u)

It was Flavor Aid! Flavor Aid!

Posted by: Jim Jones Soda Company at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (l3cgK)

94 >>Especially since committing perjury to Congress has historically been exeedingly rarely prosecuted...Holder should be in prison for his lies.

Pirro is going to prosecute them. She was on X earlier today talking about it. Whether or not she can get a conviction in DC that will expose how deep the uniparty corruption goes is another story.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)

95 28 Utterly lawless. Grampa Shitpants and the Homewrecker were the meat puppets. And the commies just went whole hog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---

Better dead than Red.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (nqf1u)

96 Turns out I like Dr Pecker

Posted by: Ms Lindsey at October 23, 2026 02:42 PM (NtVYv)


Oh my Gaia...Graham was...gay?!? This changes everything. Why I can't vote for a party with a gay guy as a Senator. I mean we Democrats have the manly Booker, the absolute unit of Obama, and Tammy Baldwin a literal flower of femininity!

Posted by: Some Dem voter at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

97 Erroneous? You mean corruptly fraudulent.

Tomatos, Tomahtos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (6ydKt)

98 95 28 Utterly lawless. Grampa Shitpants and the Homewrecker were the meat puppets. And the commies just went whole hog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---

Better dead than Red.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (nqf1u)

Even better: Dead Red.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (l3cgK)

99 And the Russians seem to have almost godlike powers. You would think with the abilities they have, they would be overtly ruling the world instead of covertly.

Right? There's a pretty funny thread to be had on the godlike powers of Muh Russia.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

100 Specifically, the memos show that the FBI and State Department rushed to block former Ukraine embassy aide Andrii Telizhenko's arrival in the United States just as he was to be interviewed by Sens. Ron Johnson and Chuck Grassley in September 2020.

Secretary Michael R. Pompeo (2018-2021)

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)

101 Jihadwatch: Jordan: Two gunmen open fire on church funeral, murdering seven, for reported ‘Islamic extremist motives’
Jordan is one of two countries in the Middle East where the Christian population had been growing (the other being the evil Zionist entity to its west).

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 02:45 PM (88C+u)

102 This doesn't sound like the ham and eggers I know.
Posted by: Hannity at October 23, 2026 02:43 PM (mseD3)

Someone, get these EGGERS out of here!

Posted by: the only thing anyone remembers about The Oddessey at October 23, 2026 02:45 PM (vSvIl)

103 78: This man deserves the Presidential Medal of FREEDOM! 🇺
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (kX27y)

Local Soros DA: 'Hmmm....trespassing, weapon on school grounds, child endangerment, murder,....,

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:45 PM (QGaXH)

104 Oh my Gaia...Graham was...gay?!? This changes everything.

Someone on X pointed out that the Democrats saying "Graham was a national security risk and we knew for years but didn't say anything until it could help us in an election" isn't exactly an endorsement of the Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

105 yeah you guys are right

I'm not in Ohio but if I were you'd have convinced me to hold my nose for High Top Hair over there

meanwhile I will toss a vote at Stacy and pray for a miracle ...

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:46 PM (qBivk)

106 What's a THOT?

I know - 20 bucks, same as in town...,

Too lazy to Gaggle it....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (QGaXH)

107 Did anyone challenge Vivek for the nomination?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

108 102 This doesn't sound like the ham and eggers I know.
Posted by: Hannity at October 23, 2026 02:43 PM (mseD3)

Someone, get these EGGERS out of here!

Posted by: the only thing anyone remembers about The Oddessey at October 23, 2026 02:45 PM (vSvIl)

Vat do you have against plowmen?

Posted by: Aanold Schwartzenegger at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (l3cgK)

109 Floris is also on record privately claiming to be �running a shadow government� during the 2020 election in her role on the FITF.

And was stupid enough to actually write that down in an email.

This is the type of agent being hired from Mueller onwards.

Corrupt, leftists. with ego issues.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)

110 107 Did anyone challenge Vivek for the nomination?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

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Yes.

He won by like 60 points.

The anti-Vivek narratives feel very online to me. Working class voters don't care about the H-1B issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (U/SFE)

111 Mueller still didn't get enough shit for being one of Whitey's boys at the FBI.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

112
How does this help the price of gas and food?
Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN


No attack ever fed a hungry child.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (Cqx++)

113 >>>And I'd seen a teacher on the left struggling with the gunman on the right with the rifle.
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Media kept saying shotgun. _ Why?
Obviously too many shots were fired
for it to be a shot gun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (nqf1u)

114 At least 6,000 homeless addicts — many from out of state — were lured to California detox centers by “body brokers” working for a pair of accused fraudsters in a $1.6 billion rehab scheme considered the largest in history, federal prosecutors revealed. Los Angeles rehab king David Young, 71, and his son Nathan Young, 39, allegedly offered free flights, groceries and other perks as part of their substance abuse scam to traffic addicts into dozens of California rehab centers, according to Department of Justice prosecutors.

... they used to send all of these folks to Rajneeshpuram, the commune of Baghwan Shree Rajneesh in Antelope, OR

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (RHGPo)

115 David Burge (Iowahawk) - "I advise Lindsey Graham not to even respond to these allegations."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (dctMi)

116 What's a THOT?

I know - 20 bucks, same as in town...,

Too lazy to Gaggle it....


"That Ho Over There", canonically, but people mostly just use it to mean "ho".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

117 115 David Burge (Iowahawk) - "I advise Lindsey Graham not to even respond to these allegations."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (dctMi)

I suggest folks upset about him being gay not vote for him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:49 PM (l3cgK)

118 I think Ohio is finally ready for a drunk, hysterical, lily-white dingbat.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 23, 2026 02:49 PM (x8X31)

119 Working class voters don't care about the H-1B issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (U/SFE)

No; we do care.
I guess now you can trot out that "they took our jerbs!" quote.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 02:49 PM (88C+u)

120 The anti-Vivek narratives feel very online to me. Working class voters don't care about the H-1B issue.

Vivek has no power over H1B anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

121 No attackDemocrat ever fed a hungry child.
Posted by: Bill Clinton

fify

Posted by: clarence at October 23, 2026 02:50 PM (uGXvC)

122 89 Considering Trump and Vance are laying waste to the H1B program I'm not too concerned with Vivek's position them. And we can't surrender any office to communists who hate us.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026

Right? And this woman wasn’t constrained during Covid. The Dems play a very ugly game in politics and Vivek returned the favor. Do like it? No, but we can’t complain we don’t fight like the Dems and then when we do, complain about that as well. I would love it if we were a bit more polished in many respects, but the Dems certainly make it difficult. They are parading a dead man in the streets for goodness sake.

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 02:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 This happened in September of 2020 when Trump was still president.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 23, 2026 02:50 PM (/OKHJ)

124 WTF is a DEMOCRATIC-SOCIALIST ????

The pseudo word contradicts itself ....

Democratic Society is a FREE Society and Socialist/Marxist/Communist Society is total government control

So, is Putin a Democratic-Socialist just like the Democrat Party in the US led by Schumer and AOC ????

Trump is up there with Lincoln, Grant, Reagan, Washington as a GREAT POTUS...

Obama, Clinton, Biden, FDR, Johnson were all failures leading less freedom in the USA with their BS Social Programs..

They promise free S**t and that is what you get ... S**T !!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (WRN1+)

125 121 No attackDemocrat ever fed a hungry child.
Posted by: Bill Clinton

fify

Posted by: clarence at October 23, 2026 02:50 PM (uGXvC)

Preying on the children instead of praying for the children

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)

126 >>Someone on X pointed out that the Democrats saying "Graham was a national security risk and we knew for years but didn't say anything until it could help us in an election" isn't exactly an endorsement of the Democrats.

If you go back and look at Ukraine the 3 most active politicians in that shithole before, during and after the US run color revolution were Biden, McCain and Graham. He was a national security risk alright, for the globalists.

BTW, Musk tweeted a little while ago what we all suspected. Many US politicians have been supporting Ukraine because a good chunk of the aid money we sent to Ukraine came right back to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (viF8m)

127 91 83 whereas Vivek the Brahmin would have RINOs in his pocket to sell out Ohio ... for good
Posted by: Black Orchid
--

Never give the enemy an inch.
Vote Republican.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (nqf1u)

128 Texas early voter turnout is extremely heavy. I think the pollsters are going to be shocked when Paxton wins by 10 points.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (dctMi)

129 119 Working class voters don't care about the H-1B issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:48 PM (U/SFE)

No; we do care.
I guess now you can trot out that "they took our jerbs!" quote.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 02:49 PM (88C+u)

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H-1B is vastly centered in tech, mostly affecting states like Washington and Texas.

Working class care about immigration in general, but the H-1B thing is niche to those more in tech than anything else. So, it's noisy online, but it doesn't seem to matter to vast swaths of the voting public.

Hence Vivek winning the primary, after the H-1B blowup involving him specifically, by 60 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (U/SFE)

130 I remember when Obarky ran ads claiming Mitt Romney gave people cancer.

This civility bullshit is tiring

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

131 Put it this way; if DataRepublican's reporting is even half right, giving the left another DSA governor is raising the chances of a neo-marxist putsch, and thereby guaranteeing a hot civil war.

I don't want a civil war. You should not want one either. No appeals to virtue or principles will make that a palatable option.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 02:52 PM (nEUC6)

132 130 I remember when Obarky ran ads claiming Mitt Romney gave people cancer.

This civility bullshit is tiring

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

Prop 65 says he does!

Posted by: California at October 23, 2026 02:53 PM (l3cgK)

133 128 Texas early voter turnout is extremely heavy. I think the pollsters are going to be shocked when Paxton wins by 10 points.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:51 PM (dctMi)

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No, they won't be shocked.

They weight their polling. It's an intentional process.

They see the raw numbers from rural voters. They know Talarico has no chance.

The only people who will be shocked are the 70% of Kalshi bettors who hail from Europe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:53 PM (U/SFE)

134 I know it sounds trite, but a bad R is better than a good D any day of the week. It is better to have solid Rs, but electing democrats won’t get you there. Ever. I honestly don’t think Vivek is that bad, he may turn out to be pretty good. I hope we find out and if I am wrong, I will eat my words.

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 02:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 134 I know it sounds trite, but a bad R is better than a good D any day of the week. It is better to have solid Rs, but electing democrats won’t get you there. Ever. I honestly don’t think Vivek is that bad, he may turn out to be pretty good. I hope we find out and if I am wrong, I will eat my words.

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 02:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

========

Even under DeWine, the state of Ohio cleared out 250,000 bad registrations from their voter rolls over the last two years voluntarily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:54 PM (U/SFE)

136 95 28 Utterly lawless. Grampa Shitpants and the Homewrecker were the meat puppets. And the commies just went whole hog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---

Better dead than Red.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:44 PM (nqf1u)

Really, what did he accomplish that will have lasting consequence for the nation?

Other than Justice Action Jackson, who will be the anti-DEI bad example that keeps on giving ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (QGaXH)

137 There once was a man from Nantucket....


Just catching up.

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (Ga53Z)

138 I would expect high turn out would be good for Paxton.

Talafreako is more likely to win if the FNM campaign to demonize Paxton works and drives overall voting down

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

139 I know it sounds trite, but a bad R is better than a good D any day of the week. It is better to have solid Rs, but electing democrats won’t get you there. Ever. I honestly don’t think Vivek is that bad, he may turn out to be pretty good. I hope we find out and if I am wrong, I will eat my words.

Vivek is decently conservative by all accounts, his weakness is racial preference for himself. Governors of states don't have much control over that, so it's fine for him to have that position.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

140 ... they used to send all of these folks to Rajneeshpuram, the commune of Baghwan Shree Rajneesh in Antelope, OR
Posted by: SMOD

I'm having Bloom County flashbacks.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (Fv808)

141 138 I would expect high turn out would be good for Paxton.

Talafreako is more likely to win if the FNM campaign to demonize Paxton works and drives overall voting down

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

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High turnout in a state that Trump won by 14 points leads to more Republicans voting on average than Democrats?

Crazy talk.

High turnout means that Austin votes 200% and 90% of Christians vote for Talarico because he says he hates Christianity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:56 PM (U/SFE)

142
Yes he is unwell.



Stephen Miller
@StephenM
·
1h
He’s unwell
-----------------
@america
·
2h
Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico: “What if we ran our world like we run a kindergarten classroom? Because at the end of the day, aren't we all just really big kindergartners?”

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:56 PM (kX27y)

143
BTW, Musk tweeted a little while ago what we all suspected. Many US politicians have been supporting Ukraine because a good chunk of the aid money we sent to Ukraine came right back to them.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

Are well still sending, third party, munitions to Ukraine?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:56 PM (nqf1u)

144 139
Vivek is decently conservative by all accounts, his weakness is racial preference for himself. Governors of states don't have much control over that, so it's fine for him to have that position.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

========

He'd be no worse than DeWine, who also loved immigrants.

And the only reason DeWine was able to turn Springfield into Little Haiti wasn't because he imported anyone. It's because Biden imported them first. If Biden hadn't imported them first, Springfield would have remained 95% white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:57 PM (U/SFE)

145 WTF is a DEMOCRATIC-SOCIALIST ????

A democratic socialist is someone who believes you should elect your dictators, instead of installing them by military coup

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

146 ok ok! I'm eating my words now!

lol

not a fan of Vivek but it's probably better if he wins

and being better than DeWine is a pretty low bar, he can hopefully skip over it

just keep him off of X around Christmas lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:57 PM (qBivk)

147 I would expect high turn out would be good for Paxton.

Talafreako is more likely to win if the FNM campaign to demonize Paxton works and drives overall voting down

Posted by: 18-1


I'm heading into town tomorrow to vote for Paxton.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (zFt5U)

148 146 ok ok! I'm eating my words now!

lol

not a fan of Vivek but it's probably better if he wins

and being better than DeWine is a pretty low bar, he can hopefully skip over it

just keep him off of X around Christmas lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 02:57 PM (qBivk)

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He'll probably be an improvement over DeWine.

It's just that DeWine sucked so much that the bar is kind of low. But it would be an improvement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (U/SFE)

149

She just can't zip it shut:

Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
·
1h
The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history.

Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (kX27y)

150 Even under DeWine, the state of Ohio cleared out 250,000 bad registrations from their voter rolls over the last two years voluntarily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:54 PM (U/SFE)


Saw a pollster on Hannity who said that the "hate" vote right now is what he believes will be the decider in the election... He was one I trusted somewhat.. Trafalgar I believe.. Just caught the end of the segment... The other pollster disagreed.... Don't know what to think

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (+gK6I)

151 149

She just can't zip it shut:

Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
·
1h
The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history.

Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (kX27y)

=======

I'm still waiting to hear that she has literal slaves that she imported from Somali on fraudulent visas that she secured and profited off of in her two homes.

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (U/SFE)

152 >>My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

And you voted today under that name. Another felony.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (viF8m)

153
Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico: “What if we ran our world like we run a kindergarten classroom? Because at the end of the day, aren't we all just really big kindergartners?”

_________

Does that mean I get graham crackers? And a nap?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (eRlcH)

154 DailyMailUK:

Elon Musk leaves woke media elites shaking in their boots as he invests $1billion in CNN and Paramount's parent company

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

155 54 >>OK, Someone tell me why Senators Johnson and Grassley rolled over on this and didn't promptly start shouting from the rooftops.

They did. Pretty much the only two who did.

Shockingly, the media didn't cover it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:30 PM (viF8m)
________________________________

Not buying that. First of all, I was pretty attentive personally on the Burisma case, and that's the first time I ever heard this story. Additionally, there was nothing stopping Grassley and Johnson from making it an issue that couldn't be ignored by the Media. All they had to do was subpoena members of the White House to address the very issue of blocking witness's testimony using revoking VISA's. Sure, the White House personnel would claim executive privilege, BUT the media couldn't ignore the act anymore. They'd have to report on it.

KABUKI pure and simple.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 03:00 PM (dIske)

156 154 DailyMailUK:

Elon Musk leaves woke media elites shaking in their boots as he invests $1billion in CNN and Paramount's parent company

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

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The way the left clings to CNN, you'd think it was important or influential.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:00 PM (U/SFE)

157 russian disinformation, what can't it do?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 03:01 PM (I43vL)

158
Actually, digestive biscuits >>> graham crackers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:02 PM (eRlcH)

159 Elon Musk leaves woke media elites shaking in their boots as he invests $1billion in CNN and Paramount's parent company
Posted by: SMOD
.......

Warned them not to fuck with the Richest Guy on the Planet.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:02 PM (UjdFS)

160 And you voted today under that name. Another felony.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (viF8m)

And scurried away without answering questions and ghosted her own presser.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:02 PM (kX27y)

161 I want Ilhan to keep talking, that way it will be much more satisfying when she gets arrested, convicted, and deported.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

162 russian disinformation, what can't it do?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
.......

Fix Joe's brain?

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:03 PM (UjdFS)

163 Iwo Jima Statue’s Beheader, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, Is an Illegal Alien

... I suggest he be deported to Antarctica

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

164 Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico: “What if we ran our world like we run a kindergarten classroom? Because at the end of the day, aren't we all just really big kindergartners?”

_________

Does that mean I get graham crackers? And a nap?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (eRlcH)


Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

Posted by: Nurse Diesel at October 23, 2026 03:03 PM (Q6P2R)

165 Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (kX27y)


I don't even think she wrote that. Another corrupt person on her staff did, And the "pedophile protection party" is just another attempt to shift blame. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:03 PM (JrHfD)

166 162 russian disinformation, what can't it do?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
.......

Fix Joe's brain?

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:03 PM (UjdFS)

Elect Talarico?

Posted by: California at October 23, 2026 03:04 PM (l3cgK)

167 off failed state sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:04 PM (l3cgK)

168 I don't even think she wrote that. Another corrupt person on her staff did, And the "pedophile protection party" is just another attempt to shift blame. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:03 PM (JrHfD)

Pedophile protection party would be the Dems

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:04 PM (+gK6I)

169 147...I'm heading into town tomorrow to vote for Paxton.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (zFt5U)

There's a '20 bucks' joke hidden in there somewheres....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (QGaXH)

170 Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:02 PM (UjdFS)

Why is Elon Musk investing in CNN.?Hoping to buy it eventually?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (JrHfD)

171 I know it sounds trite, but a bad R is better than a good D any day of the week. It is better to have solid Rs, but electing democrats won’t get you there. Ever. I honestly don’t think Vivek is that bad, he may turn out to be pretty good. I hope we find out and if I am wrong, I will eat my words.
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 02:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
______

Vivek is way better than No-Action Acton. He shot himself in the balls over H1B, and he seems clearly to prefer Indians over Americans, but a governor has little control over immigration. So I'm not that worried.

My main beef with him is that I think he's a sleazy conman with no principles who will do or say whatever is necessary to get ahead.

But ... that might not be a bad thing here. He's bold and ambitious. He's a caste-seeker. He's controllable by the electorate or powerful figures up the chain (ie, Trump or possibly JD). So he can be controlled into doing what we want, if he thinks that will get him ahead.

Can he be any worse than that simp DeWine?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

172 not a fan of Vivek but it's probably better if he wins

and being better than DeWine i
--

Didn't DeWine OK, the QWERTYs?
How does he compare with Vivek on youth mutilation?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (nqf1u)

173
I want Ilhan to keep talking, that way it will be much more satisfying when she gets arrested, handcuffed, perp walked, fingerprinted, detained without bail, indicted, tried, convicted, and deported.

Fixèd.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (eRlcH)

174 106 What's a THOT?

I know - 20 bucks, same as in town...,

Too lazy to Gaggle it....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (QGaXH)


That Ho Over There is nominally free, not literally pro.

Also, please don't ever say "that thot." I may twitch.

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 03:06 PM (ke3zm)

175
That Ho Over There is nominally free, not literally pro.

_______

See also: 304

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:07 PM (eRlcH)

176 170 Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:02 PM (UjdFS)

Why is Elon Musk investing in CNN.?Hoping to buy it eventually?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (JrHfD)

He invested in Skydance, the new parent company of Paramount and Warner Brothers - Discovery Networks (which owns CNN).

Skydance needed the money and Elon olbiged.
He wants an eventual return on his investment, but even if he loses money, just pissing the Dems off is worth it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

177 >Not buying that.

Not selling it. It's true.

>>Democrats accused Johnson and Senate Finance Chairman Chuck Grassley of Iowa, who co-led the report, of relying on Telizhenko despite the fact that he was one of the “known purveyors of Russian disinformation narratives” involving former Vice President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/2jz9zpsk

Instead of reporting the truth the media jumped on the side of the Democrats, well they were there already, and echoed that Johnson and Grassley were relying on Russian disinformation about Telizhenko. They even had Telizhenko prominently featured in their report of the whole incident. How many people read it?

I saw Fox cover both of them but just about everything was drowned out by coverage of Trump's idiotic impeachment over the Ukraine phone call and anyone, including Johnson and Grassley, who pushed back were just spreading Russian disinformation.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:08 PM (viF8m)

178 The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history.

Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:58 PM (kX27y)

=======

I'm still waiting to hear that she has literal slaves that she imported from Somali on fraudulent visas that she secured and profited off of in her two homes.

Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:59 PM (U/SFE)
______

Whenever some Democrap drags out musty old Epstein "pedophile" references that nobody cares about any more (if they ever did), it's a very good sign they are in trouble and they know it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

179 Why is Elon Musk investing in CNN.?Hoping to buy it eventually?

Because Skydance/Paramount/Warner/Discovery will own a significant amount of movie and TV production, and he can suggest that Skydance continue to make non-woke stuff that does well, like Top Gun Maverick and several movies they've done for Apple TV.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG)

180 173
I want Ilhan to keep talking, that way it will be much more satisfying when she gets arrested, handcuffed, perp walked, fingerprinted, detained without bail, indicted, tried, convicted, and deported.

Fixèd.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (eRlcH)

Don't forget the gag order - just like they did to Trump.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:09 PM (QGaXH)

181 >>>KABUKI pure and simple.

Posted by: Orson
---

Grassley did his job well and appropriately passed it on.
The recipients dropped the ball as they always do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 03:09 PM (nqf1u)

182 Why is Elon Musk investing in CNN.?Hoping to buy it eventually?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

He must have some master plan.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:09 PM (UjdFS)

183
Seems like this is a regular occurrence at the rallies?


johnny maga
@johnnymaga
·
50m
Dr. Oz just ran up into the stands to tend to somebody suffering a medical episode at the Ft. Myers Trump rally.

This is really nice to see.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (kX27y)

184 178 Whenever some Democrap drags out musty old Epstein "pedophile" references that nobody cares about any more (if they ever did), it's a very good sign they are in trouble and they know it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

=========

"I'm supporting James Talarico because he against the Epstein Class."
-Reid Hoffman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (U/SFE)

185
>>My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

And you voted today under that name. Another felony.
Posted by: JackStraw

==============

Ooh, good one. Hit her with that, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (mmrXZ)

186 My main beef with him is that I think he's a sleazy conman with no principles who will do or say whatever is necessary to get ahead.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: The Uniparty at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

187 According to the AJC, early voting in GA is very popular , but mail-ballots received compared to this time during the 2022 midterms, is down more than 50%.

Posted by: mrp at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

188 Skydance needed the money and Elon olbiged.
He wants an eventual return on his investment, but even if he loses money, just pissing the Dems off is worth it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Yeah. He has 999 billion dollars left.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (zFt5U)

189 Maybe he will relocate CNN to Mars.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (UjdFS)

190 173
I want Ilhan to keep talking, that way it will be much more satisfying when she gets arrested, handcuffed, perp walked, fingerprinted, detained without bail, indicted, tried, convicted, and deported.

Fixèd.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:05 PM (eRlcH)

It's too bad we've moved past torture and dungeons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (6ydKt)

191 187 According to the AJC, early voting in GA is very popular , but mail-ballots received compared to this time during the 2022 midterms, is down more than 50%.

Posted by: mrp at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

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Heavy law changes in the last few years about how early voting works, so comparing to 2022 is fraught with challenges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (U/SFE)

192
I'd run for office, but that incident where I got caught with my hand inside the sweater of my 9th grade girlfriend would come out and I'd have to explain everything again.

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 03:12 PM (Y8DZL)

193 Beheading is just their culture.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:12 PM (EX3Wq)

194 NON-Bladed NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 03:12 PM (SwyyQ)

195 175
That Ho Over There is nominally free, not literally pro.

_______

See also: 304
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:07 PM (eRlcH)

304? Getting ahead of ourselves are we? I know -you meant the time stamp- right?

Thank you everyone for the explanations....now that I see it I realize it's something I knew and forgot.

I do that a lot now.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:12 PM (QGaXH)

196
um.. I was in 9th grade, too, just to clarify...

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 03:12 PM (Y8DZL)

197 "I'm supporting James Talarico because he against the Epstein Class."
-Reid Hoffman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:10 PM (U/SFE)


And Reid Hoffman, oddly enough, is part of the Epstein Class.
I think he actually went to the island a few times.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

198 Illhan Nuf Said Elmi sounds like she is almost cooked

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (Ia/+0)

199 Maybe he will relocate CNN to Mars.

CNN will be renamed to THC, the Tater Humilitation Channel. It'll consist entirely of that photo from 2020 of Tater broadcasting the news in his boxer shorts and a laugh track.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

200 I think Vivek is ok. He's good on a lot of issues, but has a blind spot for the H1B situation. But, so what? He's running for governor of Ohio, which I'd think has essentially zero impact on H1B policy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (XMwZJ)

201 And Reid Hoffman, oddly enough, is part of the Epstein Class.
I think he actually went to the island a few times.


Hoffman's name appears in the files more than anyone else, allegedly.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

202 Illhan Elmi seemed surprised when the CNN schmuck asked her about the DNA.. She said that wasn't on the papers she received as covered by the warrant....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:15 PM (+gK6I)

203 Don't forget, the whole Ukraine-Russia war is because American politicians wanted to grift off a missile defense system to be installed in Ukraine at a time when US-Russia relations were at an all time high. They were establishing Ukraine as the new center for money laundering an graft. Biden and his allies are up to their necks in the Ukraine graft/fraud machine

The military industrial complex is all like "we wanted to install a near trillion dollar missile system, but we'll settle for a war"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (mTzaS)

204 @187 -- I'd think that is a good thing.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (XMwZJ)

205 What's a THOT?

I know - 20 bucks, same as in town...,

Too lazy to Gaggle it....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:47 PM (QGaXH)


That (Garden Implement) Over There

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (Jc4hv)

206
I've been obsessively watching Ilhan, especially that "interview" with Chris Hayes. She knows she is hopelessly cornered. Where are her lawyers? They should be furiously going after the somalispot blog and the NAMED users there who claim she personally introduced Ahmed Elmi as her brother. She said in the interview they're the ones who started the whole false rumor, so... never mind statutes and free speech. Shark-like lawyers would at least fake a case and they'd be out there threatening the rumor-mongers and even the platform.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (mmrXZ)

207


the Russians seem to have almost godlike powers. You would think with the abilities they have, they would be overtly ruling the world instead of covertly.
Posted by: Piper at October 23,


Bikers.

Posted by: THE JEWS at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (tmYdE)

208 There is a possibly related update to this story: Two FBI agents have been arrested for lying about their efforts to derail the investigation into Hunter Biden.

---

My news feed this morning had a headline for this story that misled the readers into thinking they were being investigated for creating the laptop "hoax"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (mTzaS)

209 Really, what did he accomplish that will have lasting consequence for the nation?

Other than Justice Action Jackson, who will be the anti-DEI bad example that keeps on giving ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (QGaXH)


He let so many millions in that we have not yet undone his demographic self-alienation of America. His catastrophic bugout from Afghanistan armed jihadis there and brought others here. The price inflation from the Crony Enrichment Acts he signed will never be reversed, because if nothing else, the Federal Reserve would not allow it out of fear of a deflationary trap; everything is permanently more expensive.

Three is enough to make the point, but there are of course more. (I didn't even get to the Russo-Ukrainian War and its consequences.)

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (ke3zm)

210 Read on X that Floris had bragg d that she was helping to run a shadow government to defeat Trump in 2020.
If so advise her to name names or more charges are coming

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 03:29 PM (vJPf4)

211 Read on X that Floris had bragg d that she was helping to run a shadow government to defeat Trump in 2020.
If so advise her to name names or more charges are coming


I've seen that too. I believe there's video, even.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 03:38 PM (2ocoG)

To Presume to Overrule a State Anti-DEI Executive Order, a, Get This, DEI Judge Uses AI to Write An Opinion Filled With Fake Cases

Huh, a DEI hire resorting to AI to do his homework for him. And all to stop the people from ending DEI practices.

Who could have seen this coming.

There is good news: the Appeals Court was so shocked by the complete DEI incompetence on display that they not only reversed him, they kicked him off the case entirely.


The decision is a victory for Republican Mississippi Attorney General Lynn Fitch's office, which had argued that US District Judge Henry Wingate's apparent misuse of generative AI tools had compromised the integrity of the judicial process.

US Circuit Judge Jerry Smith, writing for the three-judge ​panel, took Wingate to task for a "botch job" that led to a ruling that contained "sloppy edicts" and "several factual assertions nowhere to be found in the record" and got the ​law wrong.

Really? A DEI judge botching the law and making sloppy mistakes?

And using cheaters' tools instead of writing his paper himself?

First time we're seeing anything like this. "Few such cases," I would say.

This is very harsh: Usually judges protect each other like media hacks protect their fellow guild members.

But this appeals panel is absolutely blasting this complete DEI incompetent.


"The district court -- or perhaps, being charitable, its AI agent -- ignored and manipulated governing law, apparently to satisfy a policy agenda," Smith wrote.

The appeals ⁠court laid out detailed instructions for how the new judge should assess the law.

It made clear it does not apply to students, and it said that while states have broad power ​to regulate their own curricula and publicly funded speech, the new judge will need to balance the state's interests against the individual speech rights of teachers and professors.

Apparently the DEI judge pretended the law said that students would be banned from discussing race under the law, which is a complete fabrication, either created by himself, his DEI clerk, or "hallucinated" by the AI agent he used to do his homework for him.

But... if it was just the AI agent -- did this guy not bother checking the opinion he was going to sign his name to to make sure the cases cited said what the AI said they said, or even existed at all?

Apparently not.

Gee, Judge Wingate, you're right -- DEI really is super-important and leads to excellence.

...

The case before the 5th Circuit concerned a challenge by teachers, professors, students and advocacy groups to a law Republican-led Mississippi enacted last year that bars government-run educational institutions from mandating activities like diversity training or promoting DEI.

The plaintiffs argued the law violated the US Constitution's First and Fourteenth Amendments, and convinced Wingate to issue a temporary restraining order blocking its implementation.

But that order was later found to contain fabricated names and nonexistent legal authorities, ​prompting scrutiny from Republican Senator Chuck Grassley, the ​current chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Wingate in ⁠a subsequent letter told Grassley that the errors stemmed from a law clerk's unvetted use of the AI platform Perplexity. Even after the errors in that initial order, Wingate continued to block the law by issuing a preliminary injunction.

Lawyers for Mississippi argued on appeal that even after Wingate replaced the faulty ​ruling, the AI-related errors cast doubt on the court's core legal reasoning, and they urged the appeals court to reassign the case.

...

But Smith said the case "easily calls for reassignment." He said given the number of errors in Wingate's ruling, the judge might be tempted in future proceedings to want to unjustly find a way "to prove that, even with ⁠the correct law ​and fact, that his initial view should prevail."


This is obviously grounds for impeachment and removal. We'll see if Senate Republicans have the courage and conviction to do the right thing.

I doubt they will.

Update: From Courthouse news, via Ed Morrissey, more spicy quotes from the smackdown:

The panel ordered that the case be assigned to a different judge on remand, finding that Wingate had based his decision "on impoverished legal analysis that barely paid lip-service to the precedents of the Supreme Court or this court, seeming at times purposely to misconstrue the law by manipulating the words of statutes and cases, without regard to their texts' meaning as a whole."

The panel noted factual errors in a temporary restraining order that appeared to be the result of AI hallucinations, including naming plaintiffs and defendants who were not parties to the case, quoting terms that did not actually appear in the act and citing evidence not in the record.

So racist, Appeals Court.

Be better, Appeals Court. #BeBetter.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 One life, I'm gonna live it up.
I'm taking flight, I said I'll never get enough.
Stand tall, I'm young and kinda proud.
I'm on the top as long as the music's loud.

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by,
You're thinking like a fool, because it's a case of do or die.
Out there is a fortune waiting to be had,
If you think I'll let it go, you're mad ...

You've got another thing coming.

That's right, here's where the talking ends.
Well, listen, this night there'll be some action spent.
Drive hard, I'm calling all the shots.
Blade's got an ace card coming down on the rocks ...

INTO FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

2 Bam!!! Beat Blade

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 23, 2026 01:10 PM (P9Ea3)

3 Sponge

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 01:11 PM (zFt5U)

4 Or not.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 23, 2026 01:11 PM (P9Ea3)

5 Good morning on the West Coast! I will notify the others.

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 01:11 PM (ke3zm)

6 Apparently the DEI judge pretended the law said that students would be banned from discussing race under the law, which is a complete fabrication, either created by himself, his DEI clerk, or "hallucinated" by the AI agent he used to do his homework for him.



Dayum.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 01:11 PM (zFt5U)

7 >>>DEI Judge Uses AI

What a dumbass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)

8 Done.

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 01:13 PM (ke3zm)

9 US District Judge Henry Wingate was appointed by Ronaldus Magnus back in the 80s. He even served as a Chief Judge, so impeachment and conviction would be a tall order.

Posted by: mrp at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (rj6Yv)

10 Apparently, Wingate (the lazy judge) is a Reagan appointment. He was also born in January 1947, which means he's about to turn 80. Maybe he should consider hanging up the robe and spending his days feeding ducks at the nearby pond.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (P9Ea3)

11 Once we adopt AI, all societal rules are going to be adapted to whatever some soyboy in a basement decides to push into the database.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (0U5gm)

12 Henry Wingate sounds like he golfs at Bushwood with Judge Smails.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (8B4gm)

13 This might be a good test case for impeaching judges at the federal level.

Obvious incompetence and a direct rebuke from the Appeals court while they take him off the case? All while the olds in the Senate are afraid of AI because it can make naked pictures of them?

I guess testing impeachment failure theater may be useful every once in a while on cases where it actually has a halfway decent chance of getting a couple of Democrats agreeing to convict in the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (U/SFE)

14 "Robert McDuff, a lawyer for the ​plaintiffs at the Mississippi Center for Justice, in a statement said the ruling addressed some of their concerns by making it clear that public school teachers and students could still discuss issues related to race, sex, and civil rights on a variety of fronts"

Which of reading, writing and arithmetic is advanced by discussions of race, sex or civil rights?

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 01:15 PM (2ap+5)

15 Wingate needs to be kicked to the curb, stripped of pension, and pilloried.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 01:15 PM (6Egig)

16 This is obviously grounds for impeachment and removal. We'll see if Senate Republicans have the courage and conviction to do the right thing.

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at October 23, 2026 01:15 PM (0sNs1)

17 DEI Judge Uses AI to Write An Opinion Filled With Fake Cases

DEI, AI, Kamala's slogans... It all fits.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 01:15 PM (IYMzU)

18
Never let a Marine around a white woman.

Never give a DEI access to AI.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 01:15 PM (eRlcH)

19 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 23, 2026 01:15 PM (amcLV)

20 What a dumbass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)

Spoiler alert that shit

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:16 PM (EX3Wq)

21 Judge Henry Wingate is 80 years old and should have retired long ago.

"Born in Jackson, Mississippi, Wingate received a Bachelor of Arts degree from Grinnell College in 1969 and a Juris Doctor from Yale Law School in 1972."

He was put on the bench in 1985 by Reagan of all people.

The "Imperial Judiciary" in full action. He's also a black guy so he gets full protection from the DEI mob.

But black, white, yellow, orange, brown, whatever -- judges shouldn't be on the bench for 40 fucking years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

22 Maybe the 'judge' is Average Joe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 01:17 PM (6Egig)

23 Been on the bench as long as I've been alive?

This is solid impeachment territory because the stakes are actually really low.

I kind of doubt Johnson brings up articles, and I often talk against impeachment. But, in this case, I hope he does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:18 PM (U/SFE)

24 There seems to be a complete lack of empathy for Mr. Markel around here these days.

Also, a lack of attention toward the rousing WNBA Finals currently in progress. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 01:18 PM (0sNs1)

25 Orde Wingate > Henry Wingate

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 01:18 PM (Q6P2R)

26 More like Losegate, amirite?

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2026 01:20 PM (sYOFY)

27 White mans is bad

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 23, 2026 01:21 PM (G4kNP)

28 Judge Wingate is a 1972 Yale Law grad and was nominated to the federal bench in 1985 by Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 23, 2026 01:21 PM (rJ48h)

29 Wingate was appointed by Reagan. Served in the Navy. Got his Juris Doc from Yale Law.

(((((On September 29, 2016, the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals removed Wingate as judge from two cases for continued failure to rule upon pending motions. This was not the first time the Court of Appeals had taken notice of Judge Wingate's judicial backlog; in 2010, the higher court criticized him for taking more than six years to issue a final judgment in a civil case.)))))

It would appear that Judge Wingate is kind of lazy. And his CV of two year stints in an entire menagerie of positions suggests that everyone knows it and pass him to someone else almost immediately.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 01:22 PM (dIske)

30
Orde Wingate

___________

A wacko. Lucky to have died when he did. Appeals to the British love of eccentric failures.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 01:22 PM (eRlcH)

31
Even the judges are phoning it in.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 01:22 PM (OkYzo)

32 I updated with more quotes from the opinion.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 01:23 PM (1wjle)

33 But he went to Yale!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (hqgX1)

34
Even the judges are phoning it in.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 01:22 PM (OkYzo)

___________

A serious question. How many opinions are actually written by clerks? Most of Thurgood Marshall's were.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (eRlcH)

35 Then the appeals court threw in some yo mama jokes for good measure.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (KDeM8)

36 10 Apparently, Wingate (the lazy judge) is a Reagan appointment. He was also born in January 1947, which means he's about to turn 80. Maybe he should consider hanging up the robe and spending his days feeding ducks at the nearby pond.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (P9Ea3)

The Senate was a different animal in 1985 than today. Reagan may have had to do some horse trading to get people he wanted confirmed. Wingate could have been part of the bad end of a deal that Reagan made.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (8mulE)

37 DAI

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:25 PM (EX3Wq)

38 "But... if it was just the AI agent -- did this guy not bother checking the opinion he was going to sign his name to to make sure the cases cited said what the AI said they said, or even existed at all?"

The dirty little secret is the majority of opinions are written by clerks or principal attorneys with little oversight by the judge. The judge might not even "decide" the case so much as ask his clerks to do the research and decide it for him, knowing the clerks will decide the case the way the judge wants.

Same thing at big law firms. I graduated law school and was researching and writing memos and legal briefs on multi-billion dollar cases. The partners rarely if ever read the cases I cited to see if I was correct.

I couldn't believe it then. I still don't now.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

39 the AI platform Perplexity
.......

I'm perplexed.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 01:25 PM (UjdFS)

40 Every day is Fuck It Friday for Wingate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 01:25 PM (8B4gm)

41 We will regret AI.

Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (w5SWv)

42 I can't believe the Appeals Court was so mean to a great-grandfather.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (Q6P2R)

43 Bam!!! Beat Blade
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 23, 2026 01:10 PM (P9Ea3)
__________

You spoketh too soon ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

44 36 The Senate was a different animal in 1985 than today. Reagan may have had to do some horse trading to get people he wanted confirmed. Wingate could have been part of the bad end of a deal that Reagan made.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (8mulE)

========

What probably mattered most was the blue slip process.

The senators from MS at the time where Thad Cochran (GOP) and John Stennis (Democrat).

So, any Mississippi judge to get through the judicial committee had to be approved by both Cochran and Stennis.

Do you imagine Thad Cochran and John Stennis were green lighting the next Clarence Thomas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (U/SFE)

45 completely confused, puzzled, or bewildered because something is difficult to understand or solve.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

46 Spoiler alert that shit

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:16 PM (EX3Wq)

Save yourself time and presume they are all dumbasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:27 PM (zJkfE)

47 41 We will regret AI.
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (w5SWv)

Shut up! It can hear you!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2026 01:27 PM (hqgX1)

48 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

49 The "reasoning" in dozens of enormously consequential rulings at SCOTUS and below is no better than this case, perhaps even better since it was done without AI. Which means the idiots actually believed what they were writing.

Courts are the unfixable defect in all western constitutional representative systems. Different places reflect different degrees of degradation, matching the state of the civic culture in a given place.

Obergefell, Hamdan v. Bush, the O-care case. All farcical rulings without AI, or DEI per se.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (U/Byj)

50 What is the difference between AI hallucinated authority and Jumanji Jackson et al. "muh feelz" authority?

None.

And I'm not trying to make a joke:
These cartel judges are just making up what they want the law to say and then cite to the thinnest of authority to justify it.

E.g. someone walking by the White House has standing to stop any renovations.
Some golfers who like the way the course is now, have standing to block any and all landscaping.
Illegally entering the country and giving birth gives your child citizenship.
And on and on.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (3cUTc)

51 Turns out people who never have to worry about getting fired aren’t that concerned with doing a good job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2026 01:29 PM (hqgX1)

52 Claude is perplexed.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 01:30 PM (UjdFS)

53 48 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM

Human Resources is going to be fun on Monday.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 01:30 PM (OkYzo)

54 History lesson.

https://tinyurl.com/3ztz4z33

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 01:31 PM (ndZc7)

55 48 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

Heh.

Good thing most of my coworkers are away at a conference. Maybe that's why this date was selected for it?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 23, 2026 01:31 PM (oPFtC)

56 >>>48 Today is
NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

Question: ass or face?

Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 01:31 PM (8mulE)

57 And, generally, the opinion of the court is cribbed from the briefs of the winning side.

Which, I'll bet, is the source for some of these hallucinations.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 01:32 PM (3cUTc)

58 Is this "judge" going to be removed from the bench? If not, why not? I could not imagine a more compelling case for impeachment, or for having this idiot resign in shame.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 01:32 PM (nJ/vH)

59 ass or face?

Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 01:31 PM (8mulE)

What's the difference?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 23, 2026 01:32 PM (EX3Wq)

60 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

Is there anyone of your co-workers you'd like to slap today?. Kindly and hard working poster, Skip, sometimes says in the morning thread that he hates his co-workers (Because they goof off or show up late, I think) but it would probably not be a good idea to do that. I don't have any co-workers at the moment .

Who comes up with these names?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (JrHfD)

61 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (AKptf)

62 Today is
NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

Question: ass or face?
Posted by: No Name Today
.......

female or male?

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

63 ass or face?

Posted by: No Name Today

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (8B4gm)

64
4 Or not.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon

==============

Your mistake was to type. The Blade only has to press Ctrl-V. You had to type in 15 characters and 2 spaces. It adds up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

65 The Senate was a different animal in 1985 than today. Reagan may have had to do some horse trading to get people he wanted confirmed. Wingate could have been part of the bad end of a deal that Reagan made.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (8mulE)

========

What probably mattered most was the blue slip process.

The senators from MS at the time where Thad Cochran (GOP) and John Stennis (Democrat).

So, any Mississippi judge to get through the judicial committee had to be approved by both Cochran and Stennis.

Do you imagine Thad Cochran and John Stennis were green lighting the next Clarence Thomas?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (U/SFE)
_______

His politics may not have played into the decision. Dude is 80 and probably semi-senile and his clerks do all the work.

Federal district judges usually have two clerks. This is an old black judge from Yale so his clerks are almost certainly leftwing DEI hires from leftwing Ivy schools. They wrote the AI opinion, I'll almost guarantee.

Think an 80 year old, semi-retired, probably senile judge is up on the latest AI?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

66 Sorry, Fen,

I thought it was funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (W2Pud)

67 "The district court -- or perhaps, being charitable, its AI agent -- ignored and manipulated governing law
=
And there's the problem with tolerating AI.

So much of it is being created by the nation's enemies, who have no interest in what is true, much less our purpose in being, and so many people are blindly using it and assuming the results are reliable.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 23, 2026 01:35 PM (vSvIl)

68 Who runs Bartertown anyway ?

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:35 PM (AKptf)

69 > First time we're seeing anything like this. "Few such cases," I would say.

I've heard of some lawyers submitting bad AI briefs. But a judge? And he just YOLO'd it without confirming anything? What a dumbass.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 01:35 PM (mkw2N)

70 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (AKptf)


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 01:35 PM (Q6P2R)

71 Nowhere in the US Constitution does it say Judges have to be impeached. It’s mentioned in the clause for the Executive Branch.

It was judges that “interpreted” it to apply to them. Congress could dismiss them with a simple vote, but the judges said, nah, we’re too important and shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2026 01:35 PM (hqgX1)

72 Damn right wing extremists!

https://tinyurl.com/bdp6wa5b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

73 ass or face?
Posted by: No Name Today at October 23, 2026 01:31 PM


One is a slap, the other is a spank.

Unless we're talking about a monkey, in which case both are spank.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)

74 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM


So are you celebrating it?!

*and it's a good thing I work from home today*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 01:37 PM (KRh8R)

75 It would appear that Judge Wingate is kind of lazy. And his CV of two year stints in an entire menagerie of positions suggests that everyone knows it and pass him to someone else almost immediately.
Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 01:22 PM (dIske)

Poster boy for the Peter Principle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 01:37 PM (n7Dzq)

76 You shock the monkey.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at October 23, 2026 01:37 PM (AKptf)

77 Pretty sure you can use AI to check the citations to see if they are real, against db's or whatever - which is different from just asking one to draft a legal opinion with only real citations - so there's no excuse for publishing hallucinated ones other than pure laziness.

Don't say it.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:38 PM (EX3Wq)

78 What a dumbass.

It's pronounced "Doo-mah".

Posted by: Judge Dumbass at October 23, 2026 01:38 PM (Hh0yq)

79 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (AKptf)
_________

[Insert monkey side-eye meme]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

80 Posted by: nurse ratched

You have nothing to be sorry about and it was kind of funny.

I think I've only had one co-worker I was really annoyed by. That was when I worked at a publishing company. She was kind of like what I expect a drill sargeant was like, but very good at what she did and I respected her, even if I was annoyed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:39 PM (JrHfD)

81
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Dan Rather, CBS News at October 23, 2026 01:39 PM (OkYzo)

82 First time we're seeing anything like this. "Few such cases," I would say.

I've heard of some lawyers submitting bad AI briefs. But a judge? And he just YOLO'd it without confirming anything? What a dumbass.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 01:35 PM (mkw2N)
____

See my comment above. I'll bet serious money the opinion was written entirely by his DEI clerks.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

83 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM


Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

84 You had to type in 15 characters and 2 spaces. It adds up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

To what though.

To.... what.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (EX3Wq)

85 We would never slap a coworker!

Posted by: The Three Stooges at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (n5tGW)

86 Slapping a coworker isn't as funny as redacting one

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (EX3Wq)

87 "When is National Blow a Coworker Day?"

-- James Talacreepo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

88 The court system and corrupt judges will be the death of our republic. And they know it.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (/nX+B)

89 Armed Citizen Who Stopped Oregon School Shooting Speaks Out
bearingarms.com
https://t.co/1umy8mpQmL
Kaylub Giamanco, the man who shot and killed the 16-year-old engaged in a murderous rampage at Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon, has shied away from the press in the wake of that horrific incident.
Giamanco has now broken his silence in an interview with Oregon Public Broadcasting, and in doing so has dispelled some of the myths created by the media about him.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (iVhsR)

90 Self charging robots.

https://tinyurl.com/4pc5zwkt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (ndZc7)

91 Question: Has this dude always been shit or is this a recent development? Must be Trump's fault. He is just preserving our democracy I'm sure.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (cS1cw)

92 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM


This has all the hall marks of collusion.

Posted by: 51 Random Commenters at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (KRh8R)

93 You had to type in 15 characters and 2 spaces. It adds up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

To what though.

To.... what.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (EX3Wq)

You know the rules.

No math on the blog.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (vSvIl)

94 DONUT DAY >>NATIONAL SLAP YO' COWORKER DAY

How come it took over 200 comments in the Poetry thread before anyone mentioned the word 'Nantucket'? Are you people asleep today?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QGaXH)

95 This is obviously grounds for impeachment and removal. We'll see if Senate Republicans have the courage and conviction to do the right thing.

I doubt they will.


—

We are bed wetting ourselves over a mean TV ad in Ohio. Odds of us impeaching a DEI judge in the South: less than zero.

Posted by: GOP at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (YNt71)

96 90 Self charging robots.

https://tinyurl.com/4pc5zwkt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM

The Borg

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (OkYzo)

97 Once we adopt AI, all societal rules are going to be adapted to whatever some soyboy in a basement decides to push into the database.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (0U5gm)

Scary shit ahead for us. Especially after we've seen what "social" media has turned into.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

98 Yeah, waiting on any Senator to do the right thing is like watching your cruise ship moving away from the dock without you on it because you thought they would do the right thing for you.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (Q/FnY)

99 Slappa da bass.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (Q6P2R)

100 Posted by: The Three Stooges at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (n5tGW)

I never really understood why some men insisted that all women hated physical comedy . I thought that The Three Stooges were pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (JrHfD)

101 48 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

I don’t have one. Does this mean I have to slap DH?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (mPw9b)

102 > I'll bet serious money the opinion was written entirely by his DEI clerks.

If so, I'd hate to be one of those clerks. I'll bet the judge went nuclear.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 01:43 PM (mkw2N)

103 Self charging robots.

https://tinyurl.com/4pc5zwkt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 01:41 PM (ndZc7)

They'll go blind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:43 PM (dK+Kv)

104 Wingate is 79 so he must have senior status. Appointed by Reagan . He's been smacked down several times by appeals courts. Retire already

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 01:43 PM (vJPf4)

105 Oh man: Fusion Ken is out they claiming the two FBI agents merely "gave a defensive briefing to two Republican Senators that Russia was peddling disinformaiton about Biden"

So, you know, Kash has them dead-to-rights on the criminal charges if this is their best defense/defender.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 01:43 PM (3cUTc)

106 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

I don’t have one. Does this mean I have to slap DH?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (mPw9b)

My Cow-Orker is Comradette Flounder.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:44 PM (dK+Kv)

107 Self charging robots.

https://tinyurl.com/4pc5zwkt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
........

The legs are on backwards.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 01:44 PM (UjdFS)

108 We say "super intelligence" in these parts.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (0efKR)

109 I thought that The Three Stooges were pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (JrHfD)

Sure but you like all humor.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (EX3Wq)

110 Always fact check the AI. But I'm glad they got caught. This time.

Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (Toos7)

111 Sometimes you just have to slap yourself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)

112 Search Assist
Henry Wingate was appointed by President Ronald Reagan on September 11, 1985, to the United States District Court for the Southern District of Mississippi.
---

He's senile.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (nqf1u)

113 Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (mPw9b)

Totally OT/ but what's your take on the Alaska Senate race ? All I hear is conflicting reports

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 01:46 PM (+gK6I)

114 Slap could equal "spank", penis could equal "coworker". Spitballing here.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 23, 2026 01:46 PM (cS1cw)

115 I'll bet serious money the opinion was written entirely by his DEI clerks.

If so, I'd hate to be one of those clerks. I'll bet the judge went nuclear.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 01:43 PM (mkw2N)
________

To the extent he's paying attention, yes. But he's probably senior status and rarely works at all.

It's an institutional problem in the federal courts that aging judges, many of whom are no longer capable of doing their jobs, are placed on "senior status" so they can technically remain judges on the payroll while doing little if any work.

Corrupt clerks in the filing office will feed these judges only the kinds of cases they want -- or rather, what their law clerks want.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

116 He's senile.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (nqf1u)

No, just stupid. Who stays on the bench at 80? Go home already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:47 PM (mPw9b)

117 I never really understood why some men insisted that all women hated physical comedy . I thought that The Three Stooges were pretty funny.--


Honestly, you're the first woman that I've heard (read) say that. All the women in my life HATE the Stooges, and any kind of slapstick. For whatever reason.

Posted by: Les Walrond at October 23, 2026 01:48 PM (2iYtv)

118 107 Self charging robots.

https://tinyurl.com/4pc5zwkt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
........
---

Didn't know the Greeks were making robots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:49 PM (nqf1u)

119 Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM

Thanks. That's kind of you to say, ellipses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:49 PM (JrHfD)

120 Speaking of other sloppy things...

A bunch of my friends worship Sharon Says So, and this is making the rounds on social media. I know it's inane and anti constitutional republic. But what would be the proper pithy response be to push back, without completely burning the bridges of friendship? Anyway here's what the hive mind is spreading:

"You're on a private jet with nine other people, and the pilot asks where you want to go. Two vote to go to Jamaica. Three people vote to crash the plane into the ocean. Five people don't vote. The plane is going down because too many people on the plane didn't think voting was important.
@ SHARONSAYSSO

Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:49 PM (Toos7)

121 There are reports that two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden.

The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since-dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force.

Is it possible that That Guy who says "Nothing will happen"'s perfect 1.000 batting average will be no more?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

122 >>So, you know, Kash has them dead-to-rights on the criminal charges if this is their best defense/defender.

Here's Ed Martin's reaction to reading the affidavit and if anyone would know it would be him.

>>@EagleEdMartin

>>The affidavit in this is sooooo damning.

https://tinyurl.com/nhfywrb3

Has not been a good few days for the nothing will happen crowd.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 01:50 PM (viF8m)

123 California mayor accused of following man she mistook for ICE agent #AWFUL #Karen
https://t.co/AFqE9Tmyhq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0g1PdYV3w
KFOX14 Oct 20, 2026
Kerman Mayor Maria Pacheco is accused of following a Fresno hairstylist for about 25 minutes and confronting him because she believed he was an immigration agent, according to complaints filed.
Eric Bridges' attorney said the complaints were submitted Monday to the Fresno Police Department and the Fresno County district attorney’s Public Integrity Unit. They ask authorities to investigate allegations including stalking and false imprisonment. No criminal charges or investigative findings have been announced.
Bridges said the encounter began Oct. 14 near Kearney Park, outside Fresno, when an orange vehicle began following him. He alleged the driver photographed his white Mercedes, blocked him in and continued following him into Fresno, eventually confronting him outside his sister’s home.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 23, 2026 01:50 PM (iVhsR)

124 It's White Supremacy to expect diverse peoples to exist without extensive help from The White Man's Magic.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 01:50 PM (HD2n/)

125 Are these people just DEI, or is that understating the issue.

They are political officers inserted into the system. Activists designed to subvert our system and civilization itself.

Yes, they are incompetent DEI hires, but mostly they are there because they are radicals.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 01:50 PM (0efKR)

126 Posted by: Les Walrond at October 23, 2026 01:48 PM (2iYtv)

My mother thought that they were pretty funny as well . Maybe that's part of the reason.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:51 PM (JrHfD)

127 111 Sometimes you just have to slap yourself.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)

Guy Mohawk

I read and appreciated your responses to my Sharia Law vs Constitution question yesterday. Thanks!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 01:51 PM (QGaXH)

128 Today is

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY.

not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

----------------

BRB, getting bail money together.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

129 >>here are reports that two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden.


If by reports you mean Kash Patel, Jeanine Pirro and Todd Blanch all publicly announcing they have been taken into custody then yes, there have been reports.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 01:51 PM (viF8m)

130
Wingate was appointed by Reagan. Served in the Navy.



As a fucking JAG. Goes a long way to explaining this douchecanoe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (y9nCu)

131 Curse you Charles Babbage and Joseph Jacquard! This is all your fault!

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (HD2n/)

132 >>> All the women in my life HATE the Stooges, and any kind of slapstick

Am I crazy for thinking there were female comedians like Lucy that did slapstick? And sone got their butts slapped, because of the era, but not their face. But there was slapping.

Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Toos7)

133 I kind of doubt Johnson brings up articles, and I often talk against impeachment. But, in this case, I hope he does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely
---

Poor Grassley, he brings them cases tied up with a bow and they do nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (nqf1u)

134 Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 01:51 PM (2UnvF

lol.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:53 PM (JrHfD)

135 Totally impartial and apolitical.

This is the biggest lie in the American political system.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 01:53 PM (W2geB)

136 Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Toos7

I always thought of "I Love Lucy" as physical comedy thought not to the extent of the Stooges.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:54 PM (JrHfD)

137 And it's just the Biden family corruption they were covering up. They also hid evidence that China attempted to interfere in the 2020 election.

Crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists were right again.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

138 Am I crazy for thinking there were female comedians like Lucy that did slapstick? And sone got their butts slapped, because of the era, but not their face. But there was slapping.
Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Toos7)
===

Laverne and Shirley

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 01:54 PM (W2geB)

139
These cartel judges are just making up what they want the law to say and then cite to the thinnest of authority to justify it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (3cUTc)



You got emanations in my penumbras!

Posted by: Zombie Justice William O. Douglas at October 23, 2026 01:55 PM (y9nCu)

140
It was judges that “interpreted” it to apply to them. Congress could dismiss them with a simple vote, but the judges said, nah, we’re too important and shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
---

This will continue until judges are put in their proper place.
_slappy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:55 PM (nqf1u)

141 Are these people just DEI, or is that understating the issue.

They are political officers inserted into the system. Activists designed to subvert our system and civilization itself.

Yes, they are incompetent DEI hires, but mostly they are there because they are radicals.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 01:50 PM (0efKR)

DEI exists only to disrupt, agitate, and destroy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2026 01:55 PM (g8Ew8)

142 Brit Lass doesn't like certain kinds of slapstick but howls at MXC and John Ritter. That episode where he drinks the Rocket and dances at the party and embarrasses Janet. Legendarily funny. If you don't laugh at it I think there is physically something wrong with you.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:55 PM (EX3Wq)

143
As a fucking JAG. Goes a long way to explaining this douchecanoe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (y9nCu)

___________

Conned a desk through a devastating barrage of briefs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 01:56 PM (eRlcH)

144 133 Poor Grassley, he brings them cases tied up with a bow and they do nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (nqf1u)

========

The problem with impeachment is the same problem with how Democrats now vote as a block on appointments in the Senate.

It's just far too partisan.

Impeachment is just a partisan question among others, what benefits my side and degrades the other side?

So, you have to find something to convince 14 Democrats (and the recalcitrant GOPers like Mitch, Murkowski, Tillis, Cassidy, and Cornyn) to vote for conviction beyond "this judge is bad at their job". And, no, "this just a partisan hack who's overstepping his bounds and trying to destroy the constitutional order" isn't enough either, because it's all about cui bono.

And we barely impeached judges before this. Like...8 total? In American history?

The real solution is actually to amend the Judicial Acts to impose punishments and limitations in statute. That would just require 60 votes instead of 67. So, slightly less impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:57 PM (U/SFE)

145 A.I. is gonna take over guys!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 01:58 PM (SwyyQ)

146 You can absolutely be assured this was written by clerks. A 79 year old judge isn’t applying AI in this manner. But it is also his responsibility to review, edit and approve whatever the clerks produce.

There are several things becoming more prevalent in the judiciary. The vast number of clerks graduating from law school are not just completely left wing, they are ignorant, unqualified and not at all well schooled in the law. They don’t write these decisions from a textual understanding or material recitation of the law. They are not formulaic or structured in their thought process, at least not in a traditional legal sense. They are written with an extreme bias in mind which is completely disconnected from actual case law. So you have unqualified, left wing and legally ignorant using AI to reach a predetermined conclusion irrespective of case law, which by the way most of their professors have told them is biased and should be subverted.

This is why your current judiciary, and in the very near future is such a danger to the country. You no longer have lawyers or judges in the traditional sense of the law. You have left wing ideologues projecting their counter factual bias.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 01:58 PM (zvo7E)

147 It's not been a few good.days for the nothing will happen crowd...

Then suddenly, over the top turnbuckle, Chuck Grassley comes flying into the ring!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 01:58 PM (bX16E)

148 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (dK+Kv)

149 I didn't really appreciate the Stooges until I introduced them to my boys. Watching them laugh uproariously made it funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (W2Pud)

150 They are political officers inserted into the system. Activists designed to subvert our system and civilization itself.

Speaking of that I see there are a bunch of Immigration Judges Trump wants fired for making anti- ICE statements... Wonder which way they were ruling on deportation cases .....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

151 If we don't have any co-workers, we could always slap ourselves for the stupid stuff we've done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (JrHfD)

152
Honestly, I was never a big Stooges fan, being more of a Marx Brothers guy (except for their douchebag cocksucker stepbrother Karl). But I heartily respected the slapstick genius of the Stooges.

You're still gonna have to fight me before I give up my Man Card for this transgression.

Posted by: Zombie Justice William O. Douglas at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (y9nCu)

153 I had a judge (white guy) call my case "ludicrous on its face". Court of Appeal didn't think so.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 23, 2026 02:00 PM (Fv808)

154 Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 01:54 PM (W2geB)

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:00 PM (JrHfD)

155 136 Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Toos7

I always thought of "I Love Lucy" as physical comedy thought not to the extent of the Stooges.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:54 PM (JrHfD)

I think Lucy usually did it to herself but could be wrong. In 'The Long, Long Trailer' * she clobbers Desi in the face with a handful of food.

•Watched it (again) recently. Several scenes were eerily similar to our adventures last August going from L.A. to the Mighty Missis'sip and back in 30 days.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:00 PM (QGaXH)

156 Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (dK+Kv)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 02:01 PM (EX3Wq)

157 If we don't have any co-workers, we could always slap ourselves for the stupid stuff we've done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:59 PM (JrHfD)

There ain't enough slaps in the world

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 02:01 PM (EX3Wq)

158
Oops.

Justice Douglas was a humorless commie cocksucker who probably thought Lenny Bruce was a genius, rather than just being a loudmouth with no filter on his piehole.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 02:02 PM (y9nCu)

159 waiting on any Senator to do the right thing is like watching your cruise ship moving away from the dock without you on it because you thought they would do the right thing for you.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (Q/FnY)

5:00 departure means 5:00. Not 5:02. Capiche?

Posted by: Princess at October 23, 2026 02:02 PM (YNt71)

160 And, here's a very good judge:

Will Chamberlain

@willchamberlain
·
1h
HUGE: The en banc Fifth Circuit just held, 11-6, that illegal aliens caught in the interior can be detained without bond for the duration of their removal proceedings.

Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

161 160 Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

=======

Judge Ho is often talked about as a potential SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:03 PM (U/SFE)

162 Didn't know the Greeks were making robots.
Old Greek homo robots.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 23, 2026 02:03 PM (Ml5y8)

163 And, here's a very good judge:

Will Chamberlain

@willchamberlain
·
1h
HUGE: The en banc Fifth Circuit just held, 11-6, that illegal aliens caught in the interior can be detained without bond for the duration of their removal proceedings.

Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

LFG!

Next, bounties.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 02:04 PM (dK+Kv)

164 133 I kind of doubt Johnson brings up articles, and I often talk against impeachment. But, in this case, I hope he does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely
---

Poor Grassley, he brings them cases tied up with a bow and they do nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (nqf1u)

Isn't there some way to sideline the guy short of impeachment? Put him in charge of the suggestion box or send him to hear night traffic court in some remote outpost where they don't have cars ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:04 PM (QGaXH)

165 >>@BillMelugin_
·
17m
>>Huge decision from the 5th Circuit. Illegal aliens arrested by ICE can, in fact, be detained without bond, even if they’ve lived in the U.S. for decades, overturning three lower Fed judges.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:04 PM (viF8m)

166 Wingate ... told Grassley that the errors stemmed from a law clerk's unvetted use of the AI platform

Was the law clerk a Federal District Judge or are you the Federal District Judge?

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 02:05 PM (IYMzU)

167 164
Isn't there some way to sideline the guy short of impeachment? Put him in charge of the suggestion box or send him to hear night traffic court in some remote outpost where they don't have cars ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:04 PM (QGaXH)

========

I believe the rulebook for the judiciary does give the chief jurist in the circuit authority to limit cases heard by individual judges given bad behavior.

Considering the guy's on senior status, I think the move would effectively force retirement.

But, if we want impeachment to mean...anything ever, especially against judges. Well, you have to start somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 02:05 PM (U/SFE)

168

Eh?

Posted by: US District Judge Henry Wingate at October 23, 2026 02:06 PM (VWtfl)

169 I’ve been doing a little research on the Voyager probes and their relation to “nearby” stars. For the most part the AI summary provided by Google has been helpful, providing both sources and math.

I did get a “fun” response last night. Why will Voyager 2 take longer to reach Sirius than Ross 248, when Sirius is closer to us?

Voyager 2 will take longer to reach Sirius because it is approximately 4.3 light-years away, compared to just 1.7 light-years from Ross 248. This greater distance means it will take about 296,000 years to pass near Sirius, while it will reach Ross 248 in about 40,000 years.

Sirius is not 4.3 light years away; it is double that. Ross 248 is not 1.7 light years away—more like ten. But all of those numbers appear in various web sites such as NASA’s. The AI just put them together into a sentence that answered my question without regard to what the numbers meant. (The 1.7 light years for Ross 248 is how far Voyager 2 will be from Ross 248 at its nearest point.)

(The reason Voyager 2 will “reach” Ross 248 first is that it is more appropriate to say that Ross 248 will reach Voyager 2 first. Both

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 02:06 PM (kYmoU)

170 =======

Judge Ho is often talked about as a potential SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely
----

May as well put an honest Ho on the court.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:06 PM (nqf1u)

171 This sounds serious. That means there will be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at October 23, 2026 02:07 PM (NlEaG)

172 Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 02:01 PM (EX3Wq)

Don't be so hard on yourself, ellipses.

And what kind of British slapstick humor does Brit lass appreciate? . They really had some great ones such as Fawlty Towers" or Benny Hill . I still laugh at "Don't mention the Germans" and Basil's long legged German walk or "The Ministry of Silly Walks."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:07 PM (JrHfD)

173 We need to redefine the phrase " a hangin' judge."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 02:07 PM (nEUC6)

174 (The reason Voyager 2 will “reach” Ross 248 first is that it is more appropriate to say that Ross 248 will reach Voyager 2 first. Both…

…stars are moving toward Earth, but Ross 248 is moving faster.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 02:07 PM (kYmoU)

175
The beautiful and excellently humored Mrs naturalfake loves the Three Stooges.

Which places her in the Top .0001 Percentile of Womanly Excellence.

Sorry, boys. She's taken.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 02:07 PM (YSUhf)

176 What does this mean, blaming a law clerk? Isn't the judge responsible for a ruling issued under his own name?
Did he even read it?

Posted by: PG at October 23, 2026 02:08 PM (W33Nw)

177 138 Am I crazy for thinking there were female comedians like Lucy that did slapstick? And sone got their butts slapped, because of the era, but not their face. But there was slapping.
Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Toos7)
===

Laverne and Shirley
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 01:54 PM (W2geB)

Two and a Half Men -Season 7 or 8 - Charlie tries to carry gf Chelsea to the bed, hits her head on door frame, stubs his toe, hopping around in pain tosses her on the bed, she bounces off lands on the floor. 'I think that's enough fore play for now'.

Laughing just thinking about it....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:08 PM (QGaXH)

178 Judge Ho is often talked about as a potential SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely

===

I don;t suppose someone can impress on good old Amy, or good old Robert that that they should spend more time with family ? Theirs or anyone else's, I don't care.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 02:08 PM (AKptf)

179 It will surprise no one that the imbecilic judge's middle name is 'Travillion'.

Ghetto gotta ghetto.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2026 02:09 PM (4R/FS)

180 We are moron tried and true and we'll do our yell for you


https://tinyurl.com/43zakaur

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)

181 Isn't there some way to sideline the guy short of impeachment? Put him in charge of the suggestion box or send him to hear night traffic court in some remote outpost where they don't have cars ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:04 PM (QGaXH)


Nope there is nothing that can be done other than impeachment. I mean this guy got overrruled hard, but it doesn't even go down on his permanent record - he does not have one. He has a lifetime appointment. Impeachment is the only possible sanction. He won't lose a paycheck or even get leave with pay.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at October 23, 2026 02:10 PM (NlEaG)

182 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone

The Long, Long Trailer is a funny film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:11 PM (JrHfD)

183 ...had compromised the integrity of the judicial process.

Ya think???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 02:11 PM (2WIwB)

184 NOOD Brandon and Ukrainian.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 23, 2026 02:12 PM (2CeDH)

185 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (dK+Kv)

186 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (8B4gm)

187 83 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM

Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

Does anybody really care...,?

Geez - you people must be asleep this morning/afternoon in the east....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (QGaXH)

188 I can't wait for the Dems to nominate the first AI SCOTUS. It'll be even more impressive that Action Jackson, by being able to define what a woman is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)

189 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:07 PM (JrHfD)

She likes Fawlty Towers. I think everyone from over there does. In terms of slapstick not sure. Definitely not a Mr. Bean fan.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 02:14 PM (EX3Wq)

190 187 83 How come Blade's post is EARLIER THAN ACE'S POST??!!
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM

Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at October 23, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

Does anybody really care...,?

Geez - you people must be asleep this morning/afternoon in the east....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:13 PM (QGaXH)

Blade cut out the middle-man?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)

191 The first rule of using AI for rulings is to proofread what AI gives you for rulings...especially of they keep referring to Madagascar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

192 U.S. District Judge Henry Travillion Wingate (born January 6, 1947) is a federal judge serving on the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Mississippi, appointed by President Ronald Reagan in 1985 and serving as Chief Judge from 2003 to 2010.

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 02:27 PM (RHGPo)

193 A federal judge was removed from a challenge to Mississippi's anti-DEI law after the Fifth Circuit blasted his handling of the case as a "botch job," pointing to orders riddled with factual errors, an apparent AI-hallucinated case citation and faulty applications of Supreme Court precedent.

In an opinion penned by Judge Jerry Smith, a Reagan appointee, the appeals court vacated Reagan-appointed Judge Henry Wingate's preliminary injunction blocking the law and ordered the case reassigned to a different judge — an "extraordinary" and "rarely invoked" move.

"This district judge carelessly exercised his Article III power by issuing sloppy edicts based on falsehoods and fabrications," Smith wrote, adding that "the district court—or perhaps, being charitable, its AI agent—ignored and manipulated governing law, apparently to satisfy a policy agenda."

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 02:29 PM (RHGPo)

194 Conned a desk through a devastating barrage of briefs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 01:56 PM


Damn the torts! All-ahead one-third!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 02:32 PM (0sNs1)

195 179 It will surprise no one that the imbecilic judge's middle name is 'Travillion'.

Ghetto gotta ghetto.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2026 02:09 PM (4R/FS)


My name is Alan Bourdillion Traherne.


Well, no wonder he carries a knife.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 02:42 PM (6ydKt)

196 132 Am I crazy for thinking there were female comedians like Lucy that did slapstick? And sone got their butts slapped, because of the era, but not their face. But there was slapping.
Posted by: LizLem at October 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Toos7)

Two words: Carol Burnett

Posted by: TxAnn at October 23, 2026 02:46 PM (itAg7)

197 Fortunately, we know this doesn't happen in the medical profession.
Heh.
Young people have a very good reason not to trust the institutions that will ruin their lives with Diversity uber alles.

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (1Aai7)

Maryland Man Uses Sledgehammer to Behead Iwo Jima Statue at the Marines' Quantico Base

It's almost as if this illegal alien is trying to send us a message about his view of America as an enemy nation that needs to be conquered and pillaged.

statuehead.jpg


A 27-year-old man accused of using a sledgehammer to decapitate a soldier on the Iwo Jima statue and cause extensive damage to the monument at Marine Corps Base Quantico is living in the U.S. illegally, Fox News reports.

Fox News congressional correspondent Bill Melugin reported that multiple federal sources confirmed Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano is a Mexican national living in the country illegally. Melugin reported that Maldonado Soriano is a former Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals recipient whose legal status expired earlier this year.

According to federal sources, Melugin said Maldonado Soriano entered the U.S. illegally in December 1999. He was granted temporary protection under the Obama administration's DACA immigration policy in 2014 and received multiple extensions, most recently from the Biden administration in 2024. Melugin reported that Maldonado Soriano lost his DACA status in August after it was not renewed by the Trump administration.

Officers responded around 10:13 p.m. Wednesday to the statue near Richmond Highway and Fuller Road in Quantico, where they found Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, of Stafford, actively damaging the structure, according to police. Maldonado Soriano was quickly detained at the scene.

Damage to the monument, which included the removal of one depicted soldier's head along with additional destruction, is estimated in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, police say.

Maldonado Soriano was arrested and charged with felony destruction of property, trespassing with intent to damage property, and felony injury to a monument.

So which is this one -- a Doctor or an Engineer?

Virginia is a sanctuary state now that the "moderate" CIA Wine-Aunt was elected to the governor's mansion. The leftwing lunatic and Soros DA Steve Descano of Fairfax County continues treating actual American citizens more harshly than illegal aliens, because he doesn't want to convict any illegal aliens of crimes for which they may be deported.


The Fairfax County Sheriff's Office in Virginia ignored at least 1,670 immigration detainers from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement between 2023 and 2025, releasing criminal illegal immigrants back into the community instead of transferring them to federal custody, according to a new House Judiciary Committee report.

The interim staff report -- obtained by Fox News before its noon Tuesday release by the committee's Subcommittee on Immigration Integrity, Security and Enforcement -- also accuses Fairfax County Commonwealth's Attorney Steve Descano of treating illegal immigrant defendants differently from similarly situated American citizens to limit their immigration consequences.

"This interim report provides evidence of the ways in which just one local jurisdiction has implemented policies that allow dangerous foreign nationals to reoffend and avoid deportation," the report, issued under House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, and Subcommittee on Immigration Integrity, Security, and Enforcement Chair Tom McClintock, R-Calif., concluded.


"But Fairfax County and prosecutor Steve Descano are not outliers. They are indicative of a modern, radical, socialist Democrat Party that seeks to erase national borders and place illegal alien criminals ahead of law-abiding American citizens," the report added. "The policies supported by these Democrats, including sanctuary policies, will have negative and lasting consequences for Americans. The Committee and Subcommittee will continue to conduct oversight of these sanctuary policies to inform potential legislative reforms to better protect American communities."

The committee said a preliminary review of more than 1,100 criminal cases identified more than 100 previously unreported illegal immigrants who benefited from Descano's prosecutorial decisions. The report said Descano's office rarely pursued charges against illegal immigrants accused of crimes including driving under the influence, felony drug possession, felony grand larceny, shoplifting, fraud, trespassing, destruction of property and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

The committee accused Descano's office of "de facto" decriminalizing some offenses and said most of the defendants reviewed went on to reoffend, in some cases escalating to violent crimes and murder.

The report, titled "Fairfax County, Virginia: The dangerous consequences of sanctuary policies," also alleges that Descano misled Congress about the scope of his policies.

"The Biden-Harris Administration worked to weaken the first Trump Administration's efforts to hold sanctuary jurisdictions accountable for undermining immigration enforcement," the report read. "In addition to dropping federal litigation relating to sanctuary jurisdictions' policies, the Biden-Harris Administration's Justice Department, beginning in April 2021, no longer required jurisdictions to cooperate with ICE as a condition of receiving federal grant funding."


During testimony before the committee in May, Descano said his policy was "written with legal permanent residents in mind for minor crimes." But in a September letter, the committee said Descano acknowledged that prosecutors could consider immigration consequences in cases involving illegal immigrants as well.

Descano's campaign website previously stated that when "possible," his office would "make charging and plea decisions that limit or avoid immigration consequences." He also argued that "if two people commit the same crime, but only one's punishment includes deportation, that's a perversion of justice and not a reflection of the values of Fairfax County.

The committee cited numerous cases in which it said criminal defendants benefited from reduced or dismissed charges. In one example, prosecutors allegedly reduced felony charges involving the sexual assault of a child to misdemeanor "consensual sex with a child" and offered a 90-day suspended jail sentence.

Just some light "consensual" sex with a minor.

And note this was a plea -- the actual charge was sexual assault. Involuntary sex with a child.

...

One case involved Marvin Morales-Ortez, an alleged MS-13 member whose charges were dropped before the Fairfax County Sheriff's Office released him in December 2025. The report said Morales-Ortez allegedly murdered a man in Reston, Virginia, one day later.

...

The report highlighted the case of Stephanie Minter, who was fatally stabbed in February. The suspect, Abdul Jalloh, is an illegal immigrant with more than 40 prior charges in Fairfax County. The committee said Descano's office had dropped charges against Jalloh in almost every case and that police warned prosecutors before the killing that "it is not a question of if, but rather when [Jalloh] will maliciously wound -- or worse -- again."

Cheryl Minter, Stephanie's mother, told the committee that "a system failed my daughter."

"When policies protect people who are a known threat, innocent lives are put at risk," she said. "When warnings are ignored, families like mine pay the price."




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:08 PM




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1 So the anti-fascists have moved on to attacking statues of the men that fought against the fascists in WWII

Seems on point.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:08 PM (sKqQm)

2 1

Posted by: doug at October 23, 2026 12:08 PM (B1+sW)

3 >>>So the anti-fascists have moved on to attacking statues of the men that fought against the fascists in WWII

I don't want to spread any RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORIES but I'm starting to think that these "anti-fascists" are actually pro-fascism.

Don't cancel me. I'm just thinking out loud.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 12:09 PM (1wjle)

4 This is because Trump cut scholarships for DEI and his application to be a doctor of nuclear medicine was rejected.

We need to give more opportunities for more of these future doctors and scientists to come to America and learn.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 12:10 PM (3cUTc)

5 Some people did some things

Posted by: Brofo at October 23, 2026 12:10 PM (sKqQm)

6 "Maryland Man." Say no more. Deport via Aero Pinochet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 12:10 PM (KRh8R)

7 Didn't Matt Yglesias write a book about how the right was the American Taliban because we were opposed to abortion?

Does he consider the left the American ISIS because they are hell bent on destroying the statues and iconography of the nation through it's invasion force of non-native populations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:10 PM (U/SFE)

8 behead them fuckers

Posted by: doug at October 23, 2026 12:10 PM (B1+sW)

9 3 I don't want to spread any RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORIES but I'm starting to think that these "anti-fascists" are actually pro-fascism.

Don't cancel me. I'm just thinking out loud.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 12:09 PM (1wjle)

========

"By ‘Fascism’ they mean, roughly speaking, something cruel, unscrupulous, arrogant, obscurantist, anti-liberal and anti-working-class. Except for the relatively small number of Fascist sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Fascist’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come."
-George Orwell, 1944

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:11 PM (U/SFE)

10 Fox News congressional correspondent Bill Melugin reported that multiple federal sources confirmed Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano is a Mexican national living in the country illegally.

Anyone else tired of being culturally enriched yet?

Gotta say I think my own taco recipe is good enough and I can make one at 3 AM if I really wanted to...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:11 PM (sKqQm)

11 Enjoy Mexico, Miguel.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (1SRrH)

12 Drop him in the middle of the parade ground at 8th & I and tell him if he makes it to the gate he can leave.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (2UnvF)

13 Cato just came out with a study that shows Marvin Morales-Ortez paid $10 billion in taxes and never committed any other crime in his life.

They say he is a better American than those born here.

And you're racist if you doubt them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (3cUTc)

14 Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano should be forced to rent out his mouth and asshole in the prison shower until he's made enough money to repair the statue.

$20 a pop, same as in town.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

15 I volunteer to reciprocate on this guy. I'll bring my own hammer too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (2WIwB)

16 I don't want to spread any RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORIES but I'm starting to think that these "anti-fascists" are actually pro-fascism.

Don't cancel me. I'm just thinking out loud.


Doubtful. These imbeciles don't have anything that could be remotely construed as a political philosophy. They just like busting stuff up and attacking people.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)

17 >>>Cato just came out with a study that shows Marvin Morales-Ortez paid $10 billion in taxes and never committed any other crime in his life.
They say he is a better American than those born here.
And you're racist if you doubt them.

This is only a 5% parody.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)

18 13 Cato just came out with a study that shows Marvin Morales-Ortez paid $10 billion in taxes and never committed any other crime in his life.

They say he is a better American than those born here.

And you're racist if you doubt them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 12:12 PM (3cUTc)

=======

"On average, illegal immigrants make love to my wife better than the average American man: me."
-David Bier

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (U/SFE)

19 Behead the beheader. I HATE these invaders.

Posted by: Pamazon at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (b5MGU)

20 Whatta dick

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (Hz6ZN)

21 Willowed:

I can make Weasel's eyes twitch:

https://tinyurl.com/yucd6t9f

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (xg/DD)

22 if two people commit the same crime, but only one's punishment includes deportation, that's a perversion of justice and not a reflection of the values of Fairfax County . ------

Retardo it's impossible they commit the same crime because being in the country is illegal thus one has committed a different crime that requires deportation.


Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (Ti9vn)

23 A sledgehammer to the gonads would fix a multiplicity of problems like ghey Miguel.

Posted by: fly gal at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (b/YnV)

24 >>> Elric The Blade

did i mess you up by posting at 12:07 instead of 12:10?

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)

25 Didn't Matt Yglesias write a book about how the right was the American Taliban because we were opposed to abortion?

Not that he actually did any thinking in saying that, but IIRC elective abortion was banned both by the Taliban and the Northern Alliance. I think it is illegal under the PA and Hamas as well

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:14 PM (sKqQm)

26 22 if two people commit the same crime, but only one's punishment includes deportation, that's a perversion of justice and not a reflection of the values of Fairfax County . ------

Retardo it's impossible they commit the same crime because being in the country is illegal thus one has committed a different crime that requires deportation.


Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (Ti9vn)

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His solution is to give the illegal no punishment at all while actually punishing the native.

Curious how that double standard doesn't seem to both him when he's talking about how much double standards bother him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:14 PM (U/SFE)

27 3 >>>So the anti-fascists have moved on to attacking statues of the men that fought against the fascists in WWII

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Succinctly said.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:14 PM (iOpI2)

28 if two people commit the same crime, but only one's punishment includes deportation, that's a perversion of justice and not a reflection of the values of Fairfax County . ------

I'd be ok with hanging anyone that attacks a WWII memorial, citizen or no

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)

29 I don't want to spread any RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORIES but I'm starting to think that these "anti-fascists" are actually pro-fascism.

Ace, if you missed it, the woman that runs the EU now says that Putin and Russia caused them to import all the Muslims. I guess he's more powerful than Soros.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (2ocoG)

30 Team Red better get it in gear and win elections in Virginia again up and down the ticket.
Or bleed to death.

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (8OLq1)

31 just throw him in a Marine platoon's squad bay, everything will work itself out

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (XAOum)

32 "I shall protest against imperialism by attacking the monuments of the men who fought back Japanese imperialism."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (U/SFE)

33 Free Palestine Iwo Jima!

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (HD2n/)

34 I'd be ok with hanging anyone that attacks a WWII memorial, citizen or no

I suggest we give him a long stick and make him find and clean up unexploded ordinance on Iwo.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

35 just throw him in a Marine platoon's squad bay, everything will work itself out
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (XAOum)

You're damn right I ordered a code red !

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:16 PM (Ti9vn)

36 Well dang, that un-strikethru didn't work.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 12:16 PM (HD2n/)

37 The former district attorney for Portland's county had an explicit policy of undercharging illegals so they wouldn't get deported.

Lots of Democratic jurisdictions have similar policies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 12:16 PM (aD4fx)

38 35 just throw him in a Marine platoon's squad bay, everything will work itself out
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (XAOum)

You're damn right I ordered a code red !

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:16 PM (Ti9vn)

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"I didn't have to order anything, actually."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:16 PM (U/SFE)

39 Team Red better get it in gear and win elections in Virginia again up and down the ticket.
Or bleed to death.


What do you suggest, nuke NoVa?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

40 The former district attorney for Portland's county had an explicit policy of undercharging illegals so they wouldn't get deported.


Walz pardoned a pedo to try and stop him from being deported.

Guess he figured they had too much in common to let something happen to him...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

41 What do you suggest, nuke NoVa?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

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Stop teasing!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (2UnvF)

42 He's just upset that the photo (upon which the statue was based) was staged.

(No, really: The photographer missed the moment they raised the flag the first time, so he asked to raise it again, so he could photograph it.)

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (HD2n/)

43 Elric The Blade

did i mess you up by posting at 12:07 instead of 12:10?
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
_________

[Smirking]

I can't give away any secrets ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

44
Yes, but Trump wants to rename it "Gulf of America"!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (eRlcH)

45 Afternoon ace.
Watching Descano favor illegal immigrant criminals, I got to thinking: what would be the reaction if a family member of a Dem office holder was killed by an illegal? First would be blame Trump. Would it cause a re-evaluation of their political position? Doubtful

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (vJPf4)

46 39 Team Red better get it in gear and win elections in Virginia again up and down the ticket.
Or bleed to death.

What do you suggest, nuke NoVa?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

========

Well, if the rurals decided to turn out at presidential levels every year...

But that's on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (U/SFE)

47 I hope someone in the same jail will take an interest in this filthy bug. And by interest, I mean violence.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (iOpI2)

48 is a Mexican illegal alien & former DACA recipient whose legal status expired this year.

Actually, his legal status expired in 1999 when he broke into this country.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (IYMzU)

49 42 He's just upset that the photo (upon which the statue was based) was staged.

(No, really: The photographer missed the moment they raised the flag the first time, so he asked to raise it again, so he could photograph it.)

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (HD2n/)

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Clint Eastwood made a whole movie about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (U/SFE)

50 The enemies within.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (KDeM8)

51 With all of the confederate statues around, he had many better targets for his rage.

They are going to lock him in a cell and throw away the cell. Shame they can't do that to the child rapists and the people stealing America's wealth and democracy

You can't change history that easy, or trump would have done it by now.

False flag operation. Get an immigrant to destroy prideful American history so Trump and FoxNews can complain how the left hates America and loves crime, 

It's not that I don't care, it's just like, okay is this different from Hegseth on any given Thursday as far as fucking something up? Like at least this wasn't a wing of the white house?

Like got more important things to be mad about at this point.

Yeah, my grandpa was on Iwo. I’m pretty sure he’d be more upset by our cozying up to Russia and NK than a half-size monument replica at Quantico.

Held without bond is stupid. 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (5F8Fj)

52 Why are any Federal monies going to any state, county, or citty,that refuses to support the Fed LEOs?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 23, 2026 12:19 PM (NnhvP)

53 Trump renames the Pacific as "The American Ocean."

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 12:19 PM (HD2n/)

54 51
Yeah, my grandpa was on Iwo. I’m pretty sure he’d be more upset by our cozying up to Russia and NK than a half-size monument replica at Quantico.

Held without bond is stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (5F8Fj)

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"I didn't fight WWII against Germany so that the American president would buy oil from a post-Soviet Russia."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:20 PM (U/SFE)

55 Yglesias is a dishonest, low-watt hack.

I will deny him my well.

Posted by: it outs the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 12:20 PM (UhWEA)

56 "and cause extensive damage to the monument at Marine Corps Base Quantico"

How did this slimy cockroach get on a Marine Corps base in the first place????

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

57 Good afternoon Ace and everyone


I would be all for making his head taken off as well

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 12:20 PM (x4FpI)

58 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (5F8Fj

I'm convinced all these posters are in Bellevue and the psychiatrists post their ramblings.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:20 PM (Ti9vn)

59 About 13% of the citizens in NOVA work for Uncle Sugar. And of course many of those working in the area also work for business supported by Uncle Sugar employees. So this is the problem, this gives a comfortable margin of victory for Dems since of course these people are going to try and vote themselves more money every election

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)

60 Behead the beheader. I HATE these invaders.
Posted by: Pamazon at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (b5MGU)

Precisely. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (ZgwKJ)

61 Walz pardoned a pedo to try and stop him from being deported.

I don't understand why the Federal government tolerates this - they are not obligated to accept local jurisdictions undercharging illegals.

If a local jurisdiction does this, deport them anyway.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (aD4fx)

62 Yeah, my grandpa was on Iwo. I’m pretty sure he’d be more upset by our cozying up to Russia and NK than a half-size monument replica at Quantico.

Held without bond is stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (5F8Fj)

______

Yea? On which side?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

63 All the gains Trump has made on enforcing the border, but voters only care that it costs $10 more to fill their tank.

As if Dems getting Congress fixes this.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (qXZ9A)

64 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

I believe it's outside the gates.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (Ti9vn)

65 False flag operation. Get an immigrant to destroy prideful American history so Trump and FoxNews can complain how the left hates America and loves crime,

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WTF do they mean by "prideful American history "?

It's a historical statue that absolutely represents the pride of America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (iOpI2)

66 I'd deport this guy alright. To Africa.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (UhWEA)

67 Don't cancel me. I'm just thinking out loud.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 12:09 PM (1wjle)

ace, I hate to break this to you, but I think you started out canceled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)

68 They are going to lock him in a cell and throw away the cell. Shame they can't do that to the child rapists and the people stealing America's wealth and democracy


To re-iterate no one on the left...no one...believes their opponents are pedos.

This all comes from seeing how much Dem leaders and activists being friendly with Epstein hurt them in the 2024 election.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

69 Yeah, my grandpa was on Iwo. I’m pretty sure he’d be more upset by our cozying up to Russia and NK than a half-size monument replica at Quantico.----

You mean he wasn't t upset to cozying up to Japan?

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:22 PM (Ti9vn)

70 WTF do they mean by "prideful American history "?

It's a historical statue that absolutely represents the pride of America.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (iOpI2)

Yeah, but they see our cultural chauvinism as gauche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

71 #39
I suggest that every damned weekend thousands of Team Red walk neighborhoods and door knock for reliable conservative candidates. It starts with the state RNC..IN EVERY STATE.
They have good reasons for getting turn out.
Or just continue to die at the hands of psychopathic murderous drunk killers.

I BETCHA they choose death.

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 12:23 PM (8OLq1)

72 This pisses me off beyond belief. Having been stationed at Quantico for 3 of my years in the Marine Corps, I admired that statue every time I drove by. The Battle of Iwo Jima is sacred to Marines as is the depiction of the famous Mt. Suribachi flag raising. I'd give anything for 5 minutes alone with this scum.

Posted by: USMCMGB at October 23, 2026 12:23 PM (e+Rw4)

73 All the gains Trump has made on enforcing the border, but voters only care that it costs $10 more to fill their tank.

As if Dems getting Congress fixes this


This is one reason I suspect Reps will actually add to their margin in congress.

Even the most low information voter there is knows voting for Dems isn't going to lower the cost of gas.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

74 Why do all the weirdos assault statues? Is it simply that they’re cowards and statues can’t fight back?

Posted by: MJ at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (XOmY9)

75 >>I'm convinced all these posters are in Bellevue and the psychiatrists post their ramblings.

'I booked her on a 614 and turned her over to the psychiatrists.'

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (NcvvS)

76
former DACA recipient

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer
Well, can you put your hands in your head? Oh no!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (Cqx++)

77 The base is the site of the HMX-1 presidential helicopter squadron, the FBI Academy, the FBI Laboratory, the Marine Corps Combat Development Command, the Officer Candidates School, The Basic School, the United States Drug Enforcement Administration training academy, the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, the United States Army Criminal Investigation Division, and the Air Force Office of Special Investigations headquarters.

Does not seem to be a sanctury city! An illegal doesn't go there to do this. A highly paid operative risking his life does.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (IYMzU)

78 I got gas at the kroger last night for 3.45 (50 cents off for last months purchases.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)

79 WTF do they mean by "prideful American history "?

I think it was a semi-illiterate mistake.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (Ti9vn)

80 Yeah, my grandpa was on Iwo. I’m pretty sure he’d be more upset by our cozying up to Russia and NK than a half-size monument replica at Quantico.

I had an uncle who was a Navy corpsman with the Marines in the South Pacific, and never recovered psychologically from the terrible experiences that he had there.

Hang this guy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (aD4fx)

81 Just one example:

Buchanan County, VA.

Turnout statewide in the 2025 election was about 58%.

Buchanan? 38%.

It's a small county, but rurals don't turn out. It's a tiny county whose biggest city is about 800 people, but it's R+36 on PVI. Total population is about 18,000.

It's one of about 3 dozen small rurals that could have had 80% turnout because they hated Democrats so much but instead had below average turnout instead.

How do you move a population like that organizationally (not excusing the VAGOP, they seem to suck, but this is a real issue) when the central population hub is 800 people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (U/SFE)

82 75 >>I'm convinced all these posters are in Bellevue and the psychiatrists post their ramblings.

'I booked her on a 614 and turned her over to the psychiatrists.'
Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (NcvvS)

Joe Friday would not put up with this shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (Y/06r)

83 Yeah, my grandpa was on Iwo. I’m pretty sure he’d be more upset by our cozying up to Russia and NK than a half-size monument replica at Quantico.----

You mean he wasn't t upset to cozying up to Japan?


My grandfather fought in the pacific though not on Iwo Jima and supposedly saw some pretty horrible things. He passed away before I became old enough to understand politics but my grandmother had a burning hate for Japan until the day she died.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

84 72 This pisses me off beyond belief. Having been stationed at Quantico for 3 of my years in the Marine Corps, I admired that statue every time I drove by. The Battle of Iwo Jima is sacred to Marines as is the depiction of the famous Mt. Suribachi flag raising. I'd give anything for 5 minutes alone with this scum.
Posted by: USMCMGB at October 23, 2026 12:23 PM (e+Rw4)


------

This is what I meant upthread. I hope some poor Marine in the same jail after an exciting night out will take an interest in this POS. Make sure the cameras are disabled or other inmates position themselves in just the right way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (iOpI2)

85 74 Why do all the weirdos assault statues? Is it simply that they’re cowards and statues can’t fight back?

Posted by: MJ at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (XOmY9)

None of the statues have sex holes.
This enrages the chimp.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 12:26 PM (UhWEA)

86 I need to rewatch the Dragnet movie. So good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

87 73
This is one reason I suspect Reps will actually add to their margin in congress.

Even the most low information voter there is knows voting for Dems isn't going to lower the cost of gas.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

========

Also, gas prices don't materially affect election outcomes. Never have.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2097832343964668203

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:26 PM (U/SFE)

88 The Left choice of weapons are knives and hammers. That will eventually prove to be a mistake.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:26 PM (Ti9vn)

89 A beheading?

I say, let the punishment fit the crime!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2026 12:27 PM (HlyYF)

90
How do you move a population like that organizationally (not excusing the VAGOP, they seem to such, but this is a real issue) when the central population hub is 800 people?


Easiest way? Give them a concrete pay out if they do vote R. Something Trump has been trying to build.

Because this is how Dems get people to the polls - "vote for us and you get paid"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

91 >>Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:25 PM (Y/06r)

In this case , the officer was Wednesday.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)

92 He is not a Maryland man. He is not a Virginia man. He is a Mexican. He is not a United State citizen. He was told to leave the country. Instead he threw a hissy fit and caused a lot of expensive damage. He is not supposed to be here. These stupid laws or statutes or whatever crap they pass in DC need to scrapped. These people need to be kicked out of this country. They are not entitled to be here. Round them all up and kick their asses out of the country. We have enough of our own sorry ass people we have to deal with.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 12:28 PM (Dd7BU)

93 "Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano."

Sounds Amish.

Posted by: Casual observer at October 23, 2026 12:28 PM (yTY59)

94 Virginia is a sanctuary state
 That encourages raping children.
Maryland Man, sledgehammer in hand
 Should be sent to the governor’s mansion.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 12:28 PM (kYmoU)

95 Remember when a guy in KS got 19 years for stealing a gay flag? I suspect this guy's punishment will be a lot less

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

96 90 Easiest way? Give them a concrete pay out if they do vote R. Something Trump has been trying to build.

Because this is how Dems get people to the polls - "vote for us and you get paid"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

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It'd work better than almost anything else.

But, the problem is ultimately cultural. They just don't consider voting very important. They live in the sticks. Their government is their local sheriff. The governor for most of them might as well be in a different state or country.

To address it is a generational issue, not one fixed with a quick promise of $5,000 tax rebates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:29 PM (U/SFE)

97 Just end him. No Trial, no defense. End him on tv at this point.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 12:29 PM (nCTkv)

98 How do you move a population like that organizationally (not excusing the VAGOP, they seem to such, but this is a real issue) when the central population hub is 800 people?

Newsmax said this morning that for red states that have released data, early voting is at double 2022 levels. The message is getting out.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

99 95 Remember when a guy in KS got 19 years for stealing a gay flag? I suspect this guy's punishment will be a lot less
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

Or the rodeo clown who mocked Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

100 I need to rewatch the Dragnet movie. So good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)


Don't you mean "The Virgin Connie Swail"?
Wait a minute!

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 12:30 PM (Q6P2R)

101 Mmm, I remember when our priest was urging us to support DACA from the pulpit 2018.
"Dreamers" sure are our brothers in Christ until it's no longer useful to them

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:30 PM (88C+u)

102 The statue is huge and up on a tall pedestal. You'll really have to be committed to climb all the way up there with a sledgehammer to knock off the heads.

This wasn't some rando spur-of-the-moment stunt. This was clearly premeditated and planned.

I suspect he didn't act alone and was paid or otherwise compensated to do this.

There's got to be surveillance cameras on the statute, right?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

103 My plan involves 130 million less people in our country, most by relocation to some shithole country. This guy doesn't get that trip.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 12:31 PM (nCTkv)

104 Put the Mexican in a pillory.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 23, 2026 12:31 PM (rJ48h)

105 Held without bond is stupid.
----

Correct. It would make more sense to drop him from an airplane back into Mexico--parachute optional.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 12:31 PM (TN0g+)

106 98 How do you move a population like that organizationally (not excusing the VAGOP, they seem to such, but this is a real issue) when the central population hub is 800 people?

Newsmax said this morning that for red states that have released data, early voting is at double 2022 levels. The message is getting out.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

==

It's observable in TX, mostly places with high profile senate elections.

I've been saying this for months, but the only way to juice turnout in a midterm is to have a federal senate election in your state. Otherwise, turnout crashes.

You need self-starting behavior to get people to turn out for everything else. Or, such a detailed, expansive GOTV effort that you're going door to door in places where doors are miles apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:32 PM (U/SFE)

107 Creatine is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

108 I still can’t shake the awful horrific image of Monica Lewinsky eating Bubba’s ass from yesterday. Ongoing nightmares….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (PlkPS)

109 In a different time and place when public officials like Descano demonstrated over and over that they didn't really like the public they were supposed to be serving they find themselves out of office, or they'd simply go missing one day.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

110 Don't you mean "The Virgin Connie Swail"?
Wait a minute!
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 12:30 PM (Q6P2R)

'Don't you mean the 'Virgin' Connie swail?'

*knowing smile*

*shocked*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

111
Who was he working for?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (eRlcH)

112 But let's spend money on tranny reading hour at the libraries...

@oaklandreportca 11hr
Oakland's 911 system down since last night; still offline.
📰 The city's 911 system has been offline since 8:30 p.m. Wednesday night, according to mayor Barbara Lee and police.
📰 Reports show large fiber optic and copper cables sliced away by an apparent "bad actor," according to police chief James Beere.
📰 The police department's 911 call center has been re-routed to the county's system.
📰 Police say they are answering the phone but can only respond to "Priority One" calls.
📰 The city's 311 system also is down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (nEUC6)

113 108 I still can’t shake the awful horrific image of Monica Lewinsky eating Bubba’s ass from yesterday. Ongoing nightmares….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (PlkPS)

Oval office, yo! Trump is disgracing it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)

114 111
Who was he working for?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (eRlcH)

Number 2? Doctor Evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)

115 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/

This is a smaller version of the one in DC.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Ti9vn)

116 I still can’t shake the awful horrific image of Monica Lewinsky eating Bubba’s ass from yesterday. Ongoing nightmares….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Agreed. Don't know how i missed that detail back in the day.

*shudders*

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (ftFVW)

117 False flag operation. Get an immigrant to destroy prideful American history so Trump and FoxNews can complain how the left hates America and loves crime,

Oh, here we go (as SugarTits likes to say).
Whenever someone on your team does something evil and retarded, it's always a "false flag" from our team.
Every time I read this, it is always an admission they fucked the dog and are trying to pin it on someone else.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (88C+u)

118 Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano

Aka Banzai Bandito

Posted by: Rex B at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (sdSI9)

119 How do you move a population like that organizationally (not excusing the VAGOP, they seem to such, but this is a real issue) when the central population hub is 800 people?

Easiest way? Give them a concrete pay out if they do vote R. Something Trump has been trying to build.

Because this is how Dems get people to the polls - "vote for us and you get paid"


I have real doubts that knocking on doors would motivate them. If the results of the last 20 years haven't done it, a door knock won't.

As TJM said, the problem is largely cultural. I'm less diplomatic than him, though. I think they're lazy, and would rather bitch than get off the damn sofa on the porch and go vote. (Yes, that's a bit of hyperbole)

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

120 Also, gas prices don't materially affect election outcomes. Never have.
===
Past performance is not a predictor of future success.

Posted by: Standard Disclaimer at October 23, 2026 12:35 PM (anL5R)

121 📰 The city's 911 system has been offline since 8:30 p.m. Wednesday night, according to mayor Barbara Lee and police.
📰 Reports show large fiber optic and copper cables sliced away by an apparent "bad actor," according to police chief James Beere.


Feels like the setup for something where you want first responders delayed. In the movies it'd be a diamond heist. It's probably actually the reveal of a 100 foot tall status of Gavin Newsom, nude.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

122 WTF do they mean by "prideful American history "?

It's a historical statue that absolutely represents the pride of America.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM


These are the same people who would argue that we caused Pearl Harbor with our oil embargo of the totally peaceful and not at all imperialistic Japanese.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 12:36 PM (KRh8R)

123 The late Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano.

That sounds better.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

124 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/

This is a smaller version of the one in DC.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Ti9vn)
______

Yea, but still a big statue on a pedestal:

https://tinyurl.com/3z97p4hz

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

125 I would like to ask anti-fascists why Nancy Pelosi did not remove and burn actual fascist symbols, LARGE ones, behind the House of Representatives rostrum. Because she had the power to do so, for a number of years.

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (5rh/l)

126 >>It's probably actually the reveal of a 100 foot tall status of Gavin Newsom, nude.

Brain bleach, stat.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (NcvvS)

127 Taint nothin".

Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (0sNs1)

128 A head(his) for a head

Posted by: Miflin at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (XtJbr)

129 120 Also, gas prices don't materially affect election outcomes. Never have.
===
Past performance is not a predictor of future success.

Posted by: Standard Disclaimer at October 23, 2026 12:35 PM (anL5R)

=========

"The youth don't turnout at 15% in midterms. Never have. Never will. Not even in 2018."

"Yeah, but this time, it'll be 18%."
-pollsters

No, gas prices are not nearly high enough to be some kind of material shock to the electoral system. You'd expect to see metros turning out at serious numbers even in red states if gas was a major factor at this point. And, no, that's not happening. It's motivating no one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (U/SFE)

130 Who was he working for?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:33 PM (eRlcH)

Number 2? Doctor Evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM


I told you I was surrounded by frickin' idiots!

Posted by: Dr. Evil at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM (KRh8R)

131 "When warnings are ignored, families like mine pay the price. But I'm going to continue to vote for Democrats because my TV tells me to."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM (CHHv1)

132 *shudders*
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (ftFVW)


I bet bill did too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM (2WIwB)

133 "When warnings are ignored, families like mine pay the price. But I'm going to continue to vote for Democrats because my TV tells me to."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Rating: Likely

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2026 12:39 PM (ftFVW)

134 132 *shudders*
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (ftFVW)


I bet bill did too.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM (2WIwB)

I bet Bill had a jaded taint, even then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

135 As so it begins...and I'm not the guy who is always saying "and so it begins."

Ballots found in two different dumpsters in Seattle. Imagine my surprise.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

136 I told you I was surrounded by frickin' idiots!
Posted by: Dr. Evil at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM


It's hard to get quality minions.

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 23, 2026 12:39 PM (0sNs1)

137 122 WTF do they mean by "prideful American history "?

It's a historical statue that absolutely represents the pride of America.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM

These are the same people who would argue that we caused Pearl Harbor with our oil embargo of the totally peaceful and not at all imperialistic Japanese.



And about the same as Tucker.

Tucker Carlson Explains World War 2

https://tinyurl.com/3t3kb3px

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

138 Take his head on live television. Kill him.

Posted by: Oats at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (/ja+K)

139 >>Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (U/SFE)

TJM, the urban (blue) population is less dependent on cars & gasoline. Price of gas won't make a big difference to them.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (NcvvS)

140 I bet bill did too.
Posted by: Diogenes

And now I've thrown up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (ftFVW)

141 same people who would argue that we caused Pearl Harbor with our oil embargo of the totally peaceful and not at all imperialistic Japanese.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 12:36 PM (KRh8R)

Yeah, a brief peek into their antics in Nanjing and I'm like, fuck those guys.
Glad they're better now but it took the US Marines to help them out.

Posted by: and a little packaged sunlight at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (88C+u)

142
The statue is actually outside of the Marine Corps base:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jiLEZ97hcxEdpoF58

Posted by: Take a look at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (yTY59)

143 >>>did i mess you up by posting at 12:07 instead of 12:10?

LOLOLOL

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (SwyyQ)

144 I still can’t shake the awful horrific image of Monica Lewinsky eating Bubba’s ass from yesterday. Ongoing nightmares….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

------

Wait a minute, was that in testimony or written somewhere?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 12:41 PM (iOpI2)

145 I need to rewatch the Dragnet movie.
==
I forgot my goat leggings.

Posted by: Pep Streebeck at October 23, 2026 12:41 PM (anL5R)

146 What does the GOP have to offer rural voters? It has been very disinterested in its base (as opposed to its donors) for a long time.

You can't scare them to the polls, because they don't believe urban ills are going to affect them. They're wrong. But they don't seem to think so.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 12:41 PM (UhWEA)

147 At least three men in South Africa ambushed a father and his children as they were leaving their home. One put a gun to the son's head as he opened the gate. Two other armed males exited a car and rushed at the family.

The father killed all three attackers.

Video here:
http://tiny.cc/3wic101

My only complaint is it looks like he wasn't carrying with one in the chamber. Don't do that. It's stupid. But the man did his duty and he protected his family while killing three goblins.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

148 Doctorate in Engineering

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM (l3cgK)

149 You can't scare them to the polls, because they don't believe urban ills are going to affect them. They're wrong. But they don't seem to think so.

At this point, any confusion is deliberate. Things have been going spectacularly wrong for far too long to continue pleading that you didn't know.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

150 139 >>Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:37 PM (U/SFE)

TJM, the urban (blue) population is less dependent on cars & gasoline. Price of gas won't make a big difference to them.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:40 PM (NcvvS)

========

"BUT IT'S COST OF LIVING!"

Yes, they would be turning out more. It would be animating them.

Gas prices do not, never have, and never will predict elections.

It's like wanting special elections to predict the next general. There's history upon history upon history showing that no, they don't have predictive power.

But year after year, "Oh, sure, maybe they've never been predictive before, but this year is totally happening."

Gas prices were actually higher under Biden and under Obama (adjusted for inflation) and neither saw serious punishment for gas prices.

If gas prices killed the party in power, Democrats would have lost California 20 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM (U/SFE)

151 A beheading?

I say, let the punishment fit the crime!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 23, 2026 12:27 PM


You know, we wrote a song about that.

Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM (KRh8R)

152 145 I need to rewatch the Dragnet movie.
==
I forgot my goat leggings.
Posted by: Pep Streebeck at October 23, 2026 12:41 PM (anL5R)

Heh.

People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy

P-A-G-A-N. PAGAN!

Nice work, Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

153 Im thinking that good Virginia Team Red campaign flyers should feature crime scene photos.
They're killing us.
Fight fight fight

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 12:43 PM (8OLq1)

154 The same people mewling about how despicable it was to use Amy Acton's mom in an attack ad -- very effective ad, I might add -- eagerly promote and celebrate any rando Trump family member or friend who says something negative about him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

155 153 Im thinking that good Virginia Team Red campaign flyers should feature crime scene photos.
They're killing us.
Fight fight fight
Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 12:43 PM (8OLq1)

Virginia is hostile territory. Commies own it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

156 Oakland still has cops?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (vJPf4)

157 *shudders*
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (ftFVW)


I bet bill did too.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM


That was not a nice thing you just did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (KRh8R)

158 I still can’t shake the awful horrific image of Monica Lewinsky eating Bubba’s ass from yesterday. Ongoing nightmares….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


You might be able to stop thinking about it if you stopped telling others about it. ;-)

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (5rh/l)

159
At least three men in South Africa ambushed a father and his children as they were leaving their home. One put a gun to the son's head as he opened the gate. Two other armed males exited a car and rushed at the family.

The father killed all three attacke

___________

Saw a video of a South African farmer who emigrated to the US. He said how happy he was he could walk his land and not worry about being assaulted or murdered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (eRlcH)

160 It's like wanting special elections to predict the next general. There's history upon history upon history showing that no, they don't have predictive power.

But year after year, "Oh, sure, maybe they've never been predictive before, but this year is totally happening."

Gas prices were actually higher under Biden and under Obama (adjusted for inflation) and neither saw serious punishment for gas prices.

If gas prices killed the party in power, Democrats would have lost California 20 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM (U/SFE)
_________

"This time, the stripper really likes me!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

161 Beautiful, really. DACA. America definitely needs dreamers like this.

ace you shoulda tossed in the report from your burg about ignored detainers and the thousands of felonies by those released (NY Post last week).

But all of this is really the same thing. The populace and its elected reps just can't bestir themselves to do anything. Not as a whole, or a working majority. The vile degraded institutions ("courts") complete the picture mostly made up of accountable officials whom the electorate never holds to account.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (U/Byj)

162 Jim Jordan has never done anything, and never will.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 12:44 PM (2ap+5)

163 Morn' all... The WaPo has informed me this AM that Ohio Republicans are now not going to vote for Ramaswamy because of the ad he put out from the Dem whacko Candidates Mother...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 12:45 PM (+gK6I)

164 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

Untrue.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:45 PM (88C+u)

165 My only complaint is it looks like he wasn't carrying with one in the chamber. Don't do that. It's stupid. But the man did his duty and he protected his family while killing three goblins.
Posted by: bonhomme


I'd say he was pretty successful.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 12:45 PM (nEUC6)

166 Doctorate in Engineering
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM


Doctorate in Education > Doctorate in Engineering

Posted by: Dr. Jill at October 23, 2026 12:45 PM (0sNs1)

167 163 Morn' all... The WaPo has informed me this AM that Ohio Republicans are now not going to vote for Ramaswamy because of the ad he put out from the Dem whacko Candidates Mother...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 12:45 PM (+gK6I)

========

That's one way to explain that Republican turnout actually increased the day after and Democrat turnout decreased the day after in Ohio.

https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2113427497459310779

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:46 PM (U/SFE)

168 I get the ballots from previous tenants in my California mailbox.

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 12:46 PM (8OLq1)

169 I was a brig guard at Quantico in the early 80s, we use to walk prisoners around base picking up trash, walked around this statue many times, makes me sad and angry

Posted by: Creek at October 23, 2026 12:46 PM (IhCfh)

170 Morn' all... The WaPo has informed me this AM that Ohio Republicans are now not going to vote for Ramaswamy because of the ad he put out from the Dem whacko Candidates Mother...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 12:45 PM (+gK6I)
_______

WaPoo is whining about a GOP ad. How do you know an ad was effective? That's how you know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

171
That's one way to explain that Republican turnout actually increased the day after and Democrat turnout decreased the day after in Ohio.

https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2113427497459310779
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:46 PM (U/SFE)

Yes... See.. The Republicans are knocking themselves out to early vote for Whacko Acton...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 12:47 PM (+gK6I)

172 Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

That was a good one but my favorite is still the SA courier and his black assistant that avoided car jackers in their up armored pick up truck. It was like watching an action movie. The courier is someone you want in your foxhole.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:47 PM (Ti9vn)

173 @TonerousHyus
·
8m
Georgia Day 9 IPEV Update
11:30am - 45,962 voted

White: 60.3%
Black: 24.9%

Dems really have completely botched their turnout ops

-----

Second day in a row where black turnout (Ossoff will want it at least at 30% total by the end of early voting) is below 25%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (U/SFE)

174 The same people mewling about how despicable it was to use Amy Acton's mom in an attack ad -- very effective ad, I might add -- eagerly promote and celebrate any rando Trump family member or friend who says something negative about him.
==
I'll never understand the sensibilities of those who think politics is some kind of honorable debate. It isn't and never has been. Maybe its aspirational and they just want it to be a debating society. I have aspirations as well, but I don't really expect other people to fulfill them.

Posted by: A hatchet faced dealer in nutmeg, but you can call me Abe at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

175 > That was a good one but my favorite is still the SA courier and his black assistant that avoided car jackers in their up armored pick up truck. It was like watching an action movie.

That one was more cinematic, but I don't think he capped any goblins.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (mkw2N)

176 GIVE ME A M14 AND A BAYONET. I'LL MAKE THOS SINS OF WHORES SING SOPRANO; BEFORE I BUTT STROKE 'EM TPO MEET THEIR MAKER!

KBar alone ; at my age insufficient.

I did not think I could hate liberals any more than I have for 60 years; boy was I wrong!

Posted by: rodney stanton at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (Z3fHQ)

177 Ohioans prefer a drug-addled alcoholic who curls up in the fetal position on her office floor in the face of mild criticism to the shady drug scammer who wants to transform Ohio by importing several million south asians to tell us how to do things.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)

178 People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy

P-A-G-A-N. PAGAN!

Nice work, Joe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:42 PM


Sylvia Wiss: Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?
Friday: No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular.


Aaaand, now it's a boob thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (KRh8R)

179 "This time, the stripper really likes me!"

Because I'm helping her pay her way through med school.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (vTZFs)

180 We look like a newspaper.
But we're not.

Posted by: The Washington Post at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (yTY59)

181 He also argued that "if two people commit the same crime, but only one's punishment includes deportation, that's a perversion of justice and not a reflection of the values of Fairfax County.

Call me old school, but I'm old enough to remember when "Let justice be done, though the heavens may fall," was a thing.

Posted by: Bitblt at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (kj+zZ)

182 174 I'll never understand the sensibilities of those who think politics is some kind of honorable debate. It isn't and never has been. Maybe its aspirational and they just want it to be a debating society. I have aspirations as well, but I don't really expect other people to fulfill them.

Posted by: A hatchet faced dealer in nutmeg, but you can call me Abe at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

========

I've observed its mostly the same people who complain loudest that Republicans don't play dirty, that they play by Queensbury rules while Democrats win because they play dirty, that are complaining about the Acton mom ad not including enough specific detail about their complicated history to be fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:50 PM (U/SFE)

183 That one was more cinematic, but I don't think he capped any goblins.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (mkw2N)

He did not from what we see because they got away before he could.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:50 PM (Ti9vn)

184 177 Ohioans prefer a drug-addled alcoholic who curls up in the fetal position on her office floor in the face of mild criticism to the shady drug scammer who wants to transform Ohio by importing several million south asians to tell us how to do things.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)

I admit the choices aren't great but Ramaswamy can be "persuaded" to do what trump wants.. Ms. Whacko not a chance in hell

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (+gK6I)

185 >>If gas prices killed the party in power, Democrats would have lost California 20 years ago.

We are saying the same thing with slightly different wording. The Democrats in CA are heavily clustered in areas where people don't use much gasoline. Plus, in CA, the fraud makes for comfortable margins because of the urban machines.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)

186 177 Ohioans prefer a drug-addled alcoholic who curls up in the fetal position on her office floor in the face of mild criticism to the shady drug scammer who wants to transform Ohio by importing several million south asians to tell us how to do things.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)

========

1. Acton would also import several million south asians.

2. Governors have so little power over immigration that the idea that this issue should be central to their campaigns is silly.

3. Acton would be worse in a bunch of other ways, like she was during COVID.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (U/SFE)

187 Willowed.
“Character Matters” Says Chinese Communist Bush Brother to Explain Talarico Vote
"I'm thinking of joining the Chinese Communist party."


Most politicians aren't pimps, they're whores. Pay them enough and they'll do what you want them to. The CCP pays well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

188 The same people mewling about how despicable it was to use Amy Acton's mom in an attack ad -- very effective ad, I might add -- eagerly promote and celebrate any rando Trump family member or friend who says something negative about him.

I just saw a clip the other day of someone on MS NOW talking to Mary Trump and fawning over her.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

189 Cue up Hanover Fiste scene from Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (LOGZr)

190 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: Always a fun sentence to type at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (yTY59)

191
185 >>If gas prices killed the party in power, Democrats would have lost California 20 years ago.

We are saying the same thing with slightly different wording. The Democrats in CA are heavily clustered in areas where people don't use much gasoline. Plus, in CA, the fraud makes for comfortable margins because of the urban machines.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)

=========

Texas rurals vote like 75-25 Republican every election, no matter the year, no matter the price of gas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (U/SFE)

192
What's wrong with her?


Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
·
6h
Kamala tried out a motivational quote in Mississippi:

"Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."

The reaction was so muted she had to try it again.

"Let me repeat that..."

She actually thinks this stuff is brilliant and is amazed when no one else does.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (kX27y)

193 Don't cancel me. I'm just thinking out loud.

===

You are just asking questions!

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (AKptf)

194 South Africa still seems to have a nearly-inexhaustible supply of hot blonde chicks.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (Q6P2R)

195
Most politicians aren't pimps, they're whores.


Ah, but could they have outfought Santino?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

196 Jim Jordan has never done anything, and never will.

Jim Jordan has never done anything.
 Jim Jordan never will.
Jim Jordan’s job is holding back votes
 That might pass a useful Bill.

(Note: I know nothing about Jim Jordan. And less about Ohio. Except that they stole land from us, and what did we get in return? Pasties. Actually, not a bad trade for Toledo.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 12:53 PM (kYmoU)

197 I'm unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at October 23, 2026 12:53 PM (yTY59)

198 He also argued that "if two people commit the same crime, but only one's punishment includes deportation, that's a perversion of justice...
----

No, that's the actual definition of justice. The deportation is for the crime of being in the country illegally, whereas the statuatory punishment is for the newer offense.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 12:54 PM (TN0g+)

199 Kamala tried out a motivational quote in Mississippi:

"Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."


"Limitation" and "Ambition" sort of rhyme. She was hip-hopping, yo.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

200 Ohioans prefer a drug-addled alcoholic who curls up in the fetal position on her office floor in the face of mild criticism to the shady drug scammer who wants to transform Ohio by importing several million south asians to tell us how to do things.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)

I admit the choices aren't great but Ramaswamy can be "persuaded" to do what trump wants.. Ms. Whacko not a chance in hell
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (+gK6I)
_____

Vivek sucks. Acton sucks even more suck. I'd take Vivek over Acton in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

201 TJM, not disputing your basic thesis on gas prices/elections at all, but CA - sort of a bad case to base any generalizations on. The state's politically dead. There's only one party, really, but more importantly, the electorate is self-destructively idiotic (like much of the US).

In the largest political earthquake in modern American history (down to county level), 2010, I believe exactly one incumbent in CA was booted. One deceased incumbent was re-elected as well.

This is how dead the state is. It's bizarre. Gas prices here should resemble those in TX. CA is an oil-rich state that formerly had a substantial % of American refining capacity. Both things, of course, dramatically damaged or limited, while an idiotic public looks on, sucking its thumb.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (U/Byj)

202 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
·
6h
Kamala tried out a motivational quote in Mississippi:

"Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."

The reaction was so muted she had to try it again.

"Let me repeat that..."

She actually thinks this stuff is brilliant and is amazed when no one else does.
------

Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

203 Texas rurals vote like 75-25 Republican every election, no matter the year, no matter the price of gas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (U/SFE)

Gas prices in Texas not as significant as in other states helps a just a little bit. It definitely doesn't hurt.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (Ti9vn)

204 Acton will be a disaster if she is elected. I'm from Ohio, but don't live there now. I just can't believe they would elect this wacko after trending red for quite a while. Even with Vivek not being all that great. Anything would be better than her. She'll change OH to a sanctuary state and probably govern like that VA hag Spambooger.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (qBdHI)

205 Publicly burn the mfer alive

Posted by: Joe at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (Uy/WF)

206 But Trump said pussy so straight D it is.

Posted by: Virginia AWFLs at October 23, 2026 12:56 PM (YNt71)

207 Vivek sucks. Acton sucks even more suck. I'd take Vivek over Acton in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)


The lesser of two weevils.

Posted by: Captain Aubrey at October 23, 2026 12:56 PM (Q6P2R)

208 We must maintain open border and liberal immigration policies because remember that one time we turned away a Jewish refugee boat 80 years ago.

Posted by: Neo Conman at October 23, 2026 12:56 PM (LBPN0)

209 Gas prices in Texas not as significant as in other states helps a just a little bit. It definitely doesn't hurt.

Any Texan who does any traveling should be very happy with Texas prices, unless the only place they travel is Missouri.

However, it often takes a lot of traveling to get out of Texas.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (kYmoU)

210 179 "This time, the stripper really likes me!"

Because I'm helping her pay her way through med school.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 12:49 PM (vTZFs)

Nursing.

Not that I have any idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (Y/06r)

211 Um, there's no place in CA where any sizable number of people don't use gasoline.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (U/Byj)

212 We must maintain open border and liberal immigration policies because remember that one time we turned away a Jewish refugee boat 80 years ago.
Posted by: Neo Conman at October 23, 2026 12:56 PM (LBPN0

Democrat did that by the way.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (Ti9vn)

213 What's wrong with her?
-------

She is so used to people kissing her ass and telling her she's a genius slay kween that this is what she unleashes on the world.

And to someone like her she has no intention of ever changing. It's you that has to change. Her type gets off on it.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (EX3Wq)

214 >>Texas rurals vote like 75-25 Republican every election, no matter the year, no matter the price of gas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (U/SFE)

Yep. Was talking about California, and agreeing with you. Gas prices haven't affected voters meaningfully in 50 years.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (NcvvS)

215 I saw this :

"
Speaking of polls...

OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
·
18h
2026 Maine Senate Poll

🔴 Susan Collins: 49%
🔵 Troy Jackson: 49%

Fox News (Beacon/Shaw) | 10/16-10/20"

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (AKptf)

216 The same people mewling about how despicable it was to use Amy Acton's mom in an attack ad -- very effective ad, I might add -- eagerly promote and celebrate any rando Trump family member or friend who says something negative about him.

I just saw a clip the other day of someone on MS NOW talking to Mary Trump and fawning over her.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)
____

Yea, Mary. Is she Trump's cousin or niece or something who is always yakking her stupid flapping dickhole mouth about how bad Trump is? The media is always promoting her as someone we should trust because she's a relative.

But when Acton's own mom says she's trash, that it not only not newsworthy but off limits entirely.

Suck my balls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

217 Dreamers doing the enshitifying Americans won't.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 12:58 PM (bX16E)

218 ote: I know nothing about Jim Jordan. And less about Ohio. Except that they stole land from us, and what did we get in return? Pasties. Actually, not a bad trade for Toledo.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 12:53 PM (kYmoU)

The pies or what burlesque dancers wear?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

219 214 >>Texas rurals vote like 75-25 Republican every election, no matter the year, no matter the price of gas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM (U/SFE)

Yep. Was talking about California, and agreeing with you. Gas prices haven't affected voters meaningfully in 50 years.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (NcvvS)

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Okay, I seem to have misunderstood you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:58 PM (U/SFE)

220
But Trump said pussy so straight D it is.
Posted by: Virginia AWFLs

__________

Talarico is such a cute boy. I want to take his virginity.

Posted by: Texas AWFLs at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (eRlcH)

221 Trump said get behind me I will take the flak and show you how to win. How to fight for what you've been telling your voters you want.

The GOP said nah bro.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (EX3Wq)

222 I'd be ok with hanging anyone that attacks a WWII memorial, citizen or no
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)

Winch, overhead pulley, piano wire noose. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (n7Dzq)

223 >>194 South Africa still seems to have a nearly-inexhaustible supply of hot blonde chicks.

Spectacular brunettes, too. Worked with a couple of them in the '90s.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (NcvvS)

224 The lesser of two weevils.
Posted by: Captain Aubrey at October 23, 2026 12:56 PM (Q6P2R)

The weasel of two lessers

Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (j10i6)

225 215 I saw this :

"
Speaking of polls...

OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
·
18h
2026 Maine Senate Poll

🔴 Susan Collins: 49%
🔵 Troy Jackson: 49%

Fox News (Beacon/Shaw) | 10/16-10/20"

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (AKptf)

=======

It's Joever for Troy Jackson.

Unless polling firms as bad as Fox News have figured out how to address the massive issue of reaching rural voters that has affected the entire industry for at least a decade (and gotten worse) and is particularly bad in Maine (Collins lost every single poll in 2020 and won by 8, a swing of 16 points from the hallowed RCP average) and got it bang on and this is totally just a tied race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (U/SFE)

226 However, it often takes a lot of traveling to get out of Texas.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (kYmoU)

We don't use heating oil for the most part.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (Ti9vn)

227 199 Kamala tried out a motivational quote in Mississippi:

"Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."

"Limitation" and "Ambition" sort of rhyme. She was hip-hopping, yo.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

Retardation rhymes too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (l3cgK)

228 204 Acton will be a disaster if she is elected. I'm from Ohio, but don't live there now. I just can't believe they would elect this wacko after trending red for quite a while. Even with Vivek not being all that great. Anything would be better than her. She'll change OH to a sanctuary state and probably govern like that VA hag Spambooger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 12:55 PM (qBdHI)


=======

Unfortunately, we are squishy, statist republicans. It's hard to make the argument against Amy turning us into a sanctuary state after what DeWine (or "the sawn-off runt" as my mother calls him) did to Springfield (among other places).

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (2ap+5)

229 Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 12:52 PM

I don't quite understand why Kamala is so unable to express herself clearly. Is she stupid or befuddled by alcohol or both? . We all have times where we're tired or don't feel well or are under stress where things don't come out as we might like, but she does this repeatedly. I think it's racist of white Dems to promote her simply because she's black . I expect that were she alive today, the black poet ( since the last thread was talking about poets) and former slave, Phyllis Wheatley, would be a better candidate for public office than Kamala.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:00 PM (JrHfD)

230 I saw this :

"
Speaking of polls...

OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
·
18h
2026 Maine Senate Poll

🔴 Susan Collins: 49%
🔵 Troy Jackson: 49%

Fox News (Beacon/Shaw) | 10/16-10/20"
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:57 PM (AKptf)
_______

I think Collins wins by 5 easy. I never was worried about this seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

231 206 But Trump said pussy so straight D it is.

Posted by: Virginia AWFLs at October 23, 2026 12:56 PM (YNt71)

I'd rather have pussy than D.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

232 199 Kamala tried out a motivational quote in Mississippi:

"Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."


------

Will this imbecile ever shut up??

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (iOpI2)

233 Jeb: Please clap
Kamala: Please give me the Clap

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (bX16E)

234 I believe this crime against the USMC monument is covered under the ‘halls of Montezuma’ clause.

Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (w5SWv)

235 I don't quite understand why Kamala is so unable to express herself clearly
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She doesn't have to change so she won't. It's really that simple.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (EX3Wq)

236 There's only one party, really, but more importantly, the electorate is self-destructively idiotic (like much of the US).

I maintain the elections in Cali are so fucked there's no way to know what the electorate actually is, and that's why they're sweating about Trump's threats to arrest the election officials. Sort of like how Miami was assumed to be a deep blue city until DeSantis supervised their elections with a microscope and suddenly it wasn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

237 39
>> Team Red better get it in gear and win elections in Virginia again up and down the ticket.
Or bleed to death.

What do you suggest, nuke NoVa?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)


Make D.C. Square Again

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (ke3zm)

238 Kamala tried out a motivational quote in Mississippi:

"Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."


That's an impressive perversion of English. Who approves her scripts?

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (IYMzU)

239 233 Jeb: Please clap
Kamala: Please give me the Clap

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (bX16E)

Can she be given what she already has?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (l3cgK)

240 I don't quite understand why Kamala is so unable to express herself clearly

She's a genuine retard. Like 80 IQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

241 Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 01:01 PM (iOpI2)

Since she supposedly wants to run again, probably not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (JrHfD)

242 It's Joever for Troy Jackson.

Unless polling firms as bad as Fox News have figured out how to address the massive issue of reaching rural voters that has affected the entire industry for at least a decade (and gotten worse) and is particularly bad in Maine (Collins lost every single poll in 2020 and won by 8, a swing of 16 points from the hallowed RCP average) and got it bang on and this is totally just a tied race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 12:59 PM (U/SFE)

there were two polling shops that were on target in 2024, Fox was not one of them for sure

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:03 PM (AKptf)

243 I don't quite understand why Kamala is so unable to express herself clearly

Could it be that she's an smooth-brained idiot and has absolutely nothing worthwhile to say?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

244 240 I don't quite understand why Kamala is so unable to express herself clearly

She's a genuine retard. Like 80 IQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

She's taken decades of head trauma.
Take that anyway you want.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:03 PM (l3cgK)

245
Kamala is like a bad vaudeville act that doesn't know its time is up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 01:03 PM (eRlcH)

246 The pies or what burlesque dancers wear?

The pies. But I’d take either one over Toledo.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 01:03 PM (kYmoU)

247 >>Okay, I seem to have misunderstood you.

No worries. My bad. Come up short in writing clarity, occasionally.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (NcvvS)

248 There's a rumor that several Democrat Senate HQs, including those in Texas, Michigan, and North Carolina, are celebrating the destruction of the Iwo Jima statue. In NC, they even set up a mock statue with sex toys and hypodermic needles, and blindfolded people, gave them baseball bats, and let them swing at it pinata-style. I'm told that Roy Cooper, the Democrat candidate, himself took a swing at it.

Posted by: Ken at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (fpFax)

249 242 there were two polling shops that were on target in 2024, Fox was not one of them for sure

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:03 PM (AKptf)

=======

To make matters even more complicated:

A pollster that can get a national race correct can be horrible at the state level at the same time.

"Oh, Emerson got the 2018 GA race spot on, so that means their read of the 2026 TX race is exact." sort of thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (U/SFE)

250 there must be pollster tracker somewhere out there...

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (AKptf)

251 Toledo makes you happy to be heading for Detroit.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (2ap+5)

252 What I don't understand is how her husband can listen to her jibberish 24/7.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (iOpI2)

253
"Involuntary sex with a child."

Votes aren't gonna harvest themselves.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (VuTBl)

254 Kamala got less than 2% of the Dem primary vote and made to look foolish in the general election but now she's supposedly the leading Dem candidate?

Sometimes your enemies do your job for you.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (Ti9vn)

255 254 Kamala got less than 2% of the Dem primary vote and made to look foolish in the general election but now she's supposedly the leading Dem candidate?

Sometimes your enemies do your job for you.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (Ti9vn)

========

This, too, is the story of Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:05 PM (U/SFE)

256 What I don't understand is how her husband can listen to her jibberish 24/7.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (iOpI2

He keeps her mouth full.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:05 PM (Ti9vn)

257 Gas prices are going to move the needle. Yes, it's stupid, but I've seen a lot of polling where it's a leading issue. Over immigration and crime. And then you have the Iran war being incredibly unpopular that's tied to it.

Again, its a stupid connection that therefore you vote for Dems, but I think it's just a knee jerk reaction of our dumb electorate.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 23, 2026 01:05 PM (qXZ9A)

258 Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:04 PM (Ti9vn)

She came half an inch away from being handed the presidency.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:06 PM (EX3Wq)

259 257 Gas prices are going to move the needle. Yes, it's stupid, but I've seen a lot of polling where it's a leading issue. Over immigration and crime. And then you have the Iran war being incredibly unpopular that's tied to it.

Again, its a stupid connection that therefore you vote for Dems, but I think it's just a knee jerk reaction of our dumb electorate.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 23, 2026 01:05 PM (qXZ9A)

========

Yes, the polling where "cost of living" is about 30% of the main issue.

That 30% is Democrats saying, "holy shit...things are suddenly really expensive!" after acting like prices weren't changing under Biden.

Democrats settled on the campaign message, and that 30% number is just proof that it's going nowhere outside their bubble.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (U/SFE)

260 She came half an inch away from being handed the presidency.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:06 PM (EX3Wq)

Handed not voted in.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (Ti9vn)

261
Good morning, all. Ready for another twist on Ilhan?

From the internet: Somali tattletales say she is not the daughter of Nur Said Elmi either. She IS the daughter of SIAD BARRE, the former dictator. Elmi took her in, then proceeded with the name changes to "Omar" that added yet another layer of identity fraud on Ilhan.

Let's see what the DNA evidence says. She might not have married her brother after all!

However, Barre's two actual kids, Ayanla and Deka, are living in Ohio, where some local Somalis have called for investigations of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (mmrXZ)

262 Prediction: There is a woman involved in the entire Iwo Jima statue vandalism. Maybe the perp's sister, maybe an ex, maybe someone he's interested in. Whoever she is, she has her eyes on a Marine, and that set off the crazies in our "Maryland Man."

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (dIske)

263 That piece of filth needs to be beheaded, with a sledgehammer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (6Egig)

264
Kamala Harris is a Magic 8 Ball & Mad Libs combined.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (OkYzo)

265 Fox (Beacon Research/Shaw & Co. Research)

2024 24(polls) 2.3 pts(avg. error) D+1.9 (lean)
68% (Winner Called) (!!!!)

They SUCK!

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:08 PM (AKptf)

266 She came half an inch away from being handed the presidency.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 01:06 PM (EX3Wq)

Handed not voted in.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:07 PM (Ti9vn)

And that would have at least had a silver lining of seeing Hillary's head explode.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:08 PM (Ti9vn)

267 68% is get out of the polling business. I can flip a coin and get more accurate results!

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:08 PM (AKptf)

268 ROCK OUT!

https://tinyurl.com/5ycrtsap

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 01:08 PM (ndZc7)

269 265 Fox (Beacon Research/Shaw & Co. Research)

2024 24(polls) 2.3 pts(avg. error) D+1.9 (lean)
68% (Winner Called) (!!!!)

They SUCK!

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 01:08 PM (AKptf)

=========

And, those are just their final polls.

They don't include the months of polls that were 20 points in different directions.

And...how hard is it to get two numbers between 47-53, like most close elections will fall? And to keep missing by 2 points in the same direction every time with even that small window?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (U/SFE)

270 FBI agents arrested lying to Congress over Hunter laptop case.
....can you imagine wrecking your life over Hunter Biden crap splattering on you?
The horror...

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (8OLq1)

271 Harlon Block was one the Marines who never left the blasted island of Iwo Jima alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (6Egig)

272 Fraud does not explain the important CA retardation. It's obviously significant, but very unlikely to be material to outcomes. There's far too much collateral evidence to confirm that voters are clueless.

Absurd things like bullet trains, and de facto de-criminalization of larceny (backed by *sheriffs*), and a dozen other idiotic things are the choice of voters, and the margins aren't slim. Fraud in American elections is a spectacular scandal and disgrace - but it's often used as a very lazy cope to avoid dealing with the dumbing down of the country and the toxic degradation of the institutions.

Collapsed education and a farcical propaganda environment in lieu of a real press have consequences.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (U/Byj)

273 "This is because Trump cut scholarships for DEI and his application to be a doctor of nuclear medicine was rejected.
Posted by: People's Hippo"


I'm think he just wanted more school funding.

Posted by: Ripley at October 23, 2026 01:10 PM (GUOwU)

274 Nood, DEI judge uses AI, doesn't get any smarter

Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 01:12 PM (ke3zm)

275 Fraud does not explain the important CA retardation. It's obviously significant, but very unlikely to be material to outcomes. There's far too much collateral evidence to confirm that voters are clueless.

Absurd things like bullet trains, and de facto de-criminalization of larceny (backed by *sheriffs*), and a dozen other idiotic things are the choice of voters, and the margins aren't slim. Fraud in American elections is a spectacular scandal and disgrace - but it's often used as a very lazy cope to avoid dealing with the dumbing down of the country and the toxic degradation of the institutions.

Collapsed education and a farcical propaganda environment in lieu of a real press have consequences.
Posted by: rhomboid

==

CA's biggest problems is its voter base. I have no doubt a lot of fraud on a lot of things occurs (and matters in congressional races) but its a solid blue state for sure.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 23, 2026 01:12 PM (qXZ9A)

276 FBI agents arrested lying to Congress over Hunter laptop case.
....can you imagine wrecking your life over Hunter Biden crap splattering on you?
The horror...
Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (8OLq1)

I think the chick also had a hand in covering up the CCP election interference and connection to Dem politicians.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 01:12 PM (Ti9vn)

277 270 FBI agents arrested lying to Congress over Hunter laptop case.
....can you imagine wrecking your life over Hunter Biden crap splattering on you?
The horror...
Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 01:09 PM (8OLq1)
_______________________

I remember when they secured the hard drive from the shop in Delaware and the owner of that shop said to the two FBI agents... "Considering what's on this computer, I'm a little concerned about my safety." The FBI AIC rather flippantly responded by saying, "Well, if you don't tell anyone, you have nothing to worry about."

So, I have no sympathy for any FBI agent that goes down for this asinine protection racket. The execs. on the 7th floor at Quantico didn't just send random agents to that call.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 01:13 PM (dIske)

278 A DACA man? Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 23, 2026 01:13 PM (PKL0q)

279 don't quite understand why Kamala is so unable to express herself clearly

She's a genuine retard. Like 80 IQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 01:02 PM (2ocoG
******
She passed the California Bar which is arguably the toughest in the country.
So is there a way to cheat that ...or did the alcohol work its magic and wear her down?

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 01:14 PM (8OLq1)

280 This one is an architect, Ace.

And he shouldn't be deported. He should be forced to pick lettuce on a prison farm until restitution is made.

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2026 01:18 PM (kU0PQ)

281 Involuntary sex with a child.

The thing is that a century of jurisprudence assumed ALL sex with a child was involuntary, since a child couldn't legally consent. (Unless the accused was also a minor.)

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2026 01:24 PM (kU0PQ)

282 Can't they get this thug on a federal charge at Quantico?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (PKL0q)

283 One good thing about working in Toledo is that most days at work when you look out the window you don't wish you were out there. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 23, 2026 01:26 PM (z6ONu)

284 "Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition."
-------
That's an impressive perversion of English. Who approves her scripts?


I think she just hears it in her head as a vague idea that sounds good to hear and just can't translate that into actual words. I doubt that she tries them out to anyone before going on stage because she just trusts herself to get it right the first time.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 01:28 PM (vTZFs)

285
Maldonado Soriano was quickly detained at the scene.



The fact that this didn't read as "Maldonado Soriano was quickly castrated and beaten into something resembling sloppy lasagna." makes me fear for the Marine Corps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 01:42 PM (y9nCu)

286 CA's biggest problems is its voter base. I have no doubt a lot of fraud on a lot of things occurs (and matters in congressional races) but its a solid blue state for sure.
Posted by: Sharpie
*****
70% of the land area in California votes Team Red.
It's the highly suburban and cityfied areas with free stuff. California is chasing away its taxpayers from free stuff areas.
Eventually the tax base collapses.

Example: Embarcadero San Francisco is emptied of business. The City is a financial zombie. Collapse is coming but when is unknown. There are huge holes in budgets throughout the state. Newsom is just the latest actor in destroying the place.

Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2026 02:03 PM (8OLq1)

287 1) it was the decapitated statue head was of a Marine, not a soldier. Marines are Marines, not soldiers....soldiers are in the US Army and Marines, regardless of age, will fight you over this.
2) the illegal was in Virginia, so he wasn't a "Maryland Man".
3) the incident and the arrest happened in Prince William County, not Fairfax County, so I don't get quite get spending 2/3 of the commentary on a giant rehash of every stupid thing Fairfax County, a different county, has done.

Posted by: Monica at October 23, 2026 02:36 PM (Z+Hdv)

288 282....."Can't they get this thug on a federal charge at Quantico?"........the incident happened just off the base......so not federal government jurisdiction.

Posted by: Monica at October 23, 2026 02:38 PM (Z+Hdv)

THE MORNING RANT: Let’s Be Done with Bad Poetry by Reviving Masculine Poetry

Casey and Paul Revere.png

A poet named Anne Carson was just awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature. Her writing is everything you would expect it to be – pretentious yet unintelligible, with just a hint of the tender eros you might find in a lesbian biker bar.

The New Yorker has long been a fan of Ms. Carson’s work, and in an article celebrating her Nobel Prize, the magazine noted that Carson (along with 2022 winner Annie Ernaux) ”have pursued forms of writing that constrain a terrible excess of feeling—that give shape and weight to the maelstrom of passion.” I actually admire the ability to write nonsense like that. It sounds deep while being comically vapid, impressing faux-intellectuals.

Among Ms. Carson’s literary talents is writing “poetry” lacking both rhyme and meter.

Back in 2001, the New Yorker featured one of Ms. Carson’s “poems” in an unironic way, even though this could be the poster child for awful poetry. A spilled bowl of alphabet soup would be more poetic than “Stanzas, Sexes, Seductions.” Here is a snippet of it:

It’s good to be neuter.
I want to have meaningless legs.
There are things unbearable.
One can evade them a long time.
Then you die.

The oceans remind me
of your green room.
There are things unbearable.
Scorn, princes, this little size
of dying.

The art of poetry has been lost to the same cultural destructors who have done so much damage to the fine arts. Poetry lives on mainly in music nowadays, since the elite poetry crowd now fully rejects the language structure that once defined poems.

Because I like to write, I admire good writing. It’s why I’m always curious who the songwriter is when I hear a great song, because the lyrics in music are a form of poetry. In fact, under a different alias I have done some songwriting and even earned some royalties from it. That also means I’m a poet. And if you’re a guy who likes music with lyrics, you’re a guy who likes poetry.

Having now established that poetry can be masculine, I’d like to lament the loss of great masculine poetry. Below the fold are a few paragraphs from a recent David Marcus piece titled “Why We Must Make Poetry Manly Again” which addresses this specific topic. But first however, I’d like to share a few stanzas from the great poems that we once learned as children:

Casey at the Bat

I had to recite a poem at school as a child. Being a baseball nut, I chose “Casey at the Bat.” Decades later I can still recite that entire poem. (But I can’t remember what my weekend plans are.) Here are the final two stanzas:

The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out.


The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere

In my early adult years, before I started re-reading American history, I had already forgotten much of what I had learned about the American Revolution. But I never forgot about the midnight ride of Paul Revere, because my classmates and I had to read and recite Longfellow’s “Paul Revere’s Ride” in school. That is the power of telling a story by poem or song.

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-Five:
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.

----------------------------------------------------

One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Middlesex village and farm,
For the country-folk to be up and to arm.


Robert Service

Robert Service’s poetry is very frequently about tough men fighting to survive in harsh conditions, especially the arctic north. I first discovered his poetry on a whiskey sign, of all places. I was at a college party and there was a metal Yukon Jack sign hanging on the wall inscribed with these lines from “The Heart of the Sourdough.”

I have clinched and closed with the naked North,
I have learned to defy and defend;
Shoulder to shoulder we have fought it out
Yet the Wild must win in the end.

It made me want to learn more about Mr. Service, so I bought a book of his poems at a mall book store. Robert Service’s most famous poem is The Cremation of Sam McGee.” It tells the tale of a Tennessee boy who is gold mining in the Yukon and succumbing to the cold. His dying wish is to be cremated upon his death so that his body may finally know warmth again. (It is regrettable that the meaning of the word “queer” was appropriated for other meanings since this poem was written in 1907.) Here are the opening lines:

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

In closing, here are a few paragraphs from that David Marcus piece I referenced: “Why We Must Make Poetry Manly Again.” I encourage you to read the whole thing.

Throughout English-speaking history, up until about 50 years ago, there had always been men famous in their day for writing beautiful poetry, from William Shakespeare, to Lord Byron, to Robert Frost. Yet, sadly today, our society does not see the poet as a manly figure at all.

This erasure of male voices in poetry was not an accident. Like so many of our society’s woes, it was created by a leftist elite in the academy and publishing who thought that women’s voices had been too long ignored, and men’s too widely celebrated.

Suddenly, over the past year, we have seen a slew of articles and think pieces asking, what happened to the literary man?

What happened, more or less, was a disastrous decision to tell young men there is nothing masculine about literature, and especially not about poetry.

----------------------------------------------------

You want to raise a good son? Give him Kipling for backbone, Yeats for heart, Eliot for wisdom, and Frost for common sense, and he will be fooled by nothing in this world.

Real men read history, literature, and poetry. It’s time for some new artistic channels to open up for modern poetry containing rhyme, meter, and testosterone.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

2 And %$&*&!!

So as not to usurp Salty.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:02 AM (NcvvS)

3 Muldoon for the Nobel !!!

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)

4 I saw Maelstrom of Passion open for Portugal The Man at The Roxy in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 11:02 AM (rsVfX)

5 Hickory Dickory Dock...

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 23, 2026 11:03 AM (NlEaG)

6 Service, Kipling. About all the poetry one needs.

Posted by: The Man From Athabaska at October 23, 2026 11:03 AM (EdP2u)

7 Pee-Ewww!

Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at October 23, 2026 11:03 AM (2X2jr)

8 Shot across the bow against Muldoon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 11:03 AM (U/SFE)

9 Well, certainly not 'If'.

Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

to be cont

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:03 AM (Y/06r)

10 cont

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (Y/06r)

11
I've never seen a purple cow.
I hope to never see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

Posted by: O. Nash at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (yTY59)

12 Like art, people who write poetry produce shit in order to attempt to separate themselves from the crowd.

And the art world swoons like the subjects of the King with no clothes.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (Ti9vn)

13 I have clinched and closed with the naked North

I deny it!

Posted by: Peter North at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)

14 > It’s good to be neuter.
I want to have meaningless legs.

Needs more fig-stomping apes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (qlLNh)

15 Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the fine craft brew of Paul Revere

Posted by: AB InBev at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (rsVfX)

16 Good poetry selections, Buck. Let us not forget Kipling:

"One man in a thousand, Solomon says,
Will stick more close than a brother.
And it's worth while seeking him half your days
If you find him before the other. . . .

"Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide
The shame or mocking or laughter,
But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side
To the gallows-foot -- and after!"

(Kirk and Spock, and Solo and Illya, nod sagely)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:05 AM (wzUl9)

17 The Haiku threads we had in the past should be nominated for a Nobel.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:05 AM (Ti9vn)

18 Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like big

boobs

Posted by: burp at October 23, 2026 11:05 AM (+yda9)

19 The guy who wrote Apes who eat figs also got a Nobel for nothing .

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:06 AM (Ti9vn)

20 The other thing about modern"poetry" is that they seem to have forgotten how to punctuate. I suppose it arose from the lyrics of pop songs after about 1965. Try and find a lyric on an album cover or on the record sleeve after that time with actual punctuation in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (wzUl9)

21 Not sure I'd hold up Byron as a role model, but okay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (qlLNh)

22 I could eat Scrabble tiles and crap out higher quality poetry


Heh. Now that's poetry.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (8B4gm)

23 >>pretentious yet unintelligible, with just a hint of the tender eros you might find in a lesbian biker bar.


What, they didn't choose the precocious young poetess who spoke at Obama's inauguration???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (rOKnE)

24
"Drink all the sex there is"

James Talarico has just entered the Poetry Slam.

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (73qb8)

25 Mighty Casey has struck out ... no joy in Mudville.

Great poem ... surprise ending.

"And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm"

I'm thinking there was at least one other rider, possibly a woman? Or maybe the feminists just fabricated that story.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (vbXSk)

26 I'm not a poetry guy but I do like to read song lyrics.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:07 AM (Ti9vn)

27
"...after four I'm under my host."

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 11:08 AM (yTY59)

28 Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:08 AM (qlLNh)

29 Apparently to be a poet in the 2020's one must completely self-absorbed narcissist?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:08 AM (rOKnE)

30 Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the fine craft brew of Paul Revere
Posted by: AB InBev at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (rsVfX)

In 4th grade, circa 1957, it was, "Listen my children and you shall hear, of the midnight ride of a can of beer".
That's all I can remember, However, if any Morons can finish it, we would all be eternally grateful.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (hmYU4)

31 29 Apparently to be a poet in the 2020's one must completely self-absorbed narcissist?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:08 AM (rOKnE)

To be anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (Y/06r)

32 That stuff from Carson is just mindless trash. Words thrown at the paper with no sense of meaning, placement, or meter.

Complete pretentious BS. Anyone who thinks that is good isn't worth the argument.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (7/DDO)

33 Her poetry sounds like something that would be recited at Open Mike Night in a beatnik bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (rsVfX)

34 We don't need poetry. We've got rap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)

35 We get better poetry here in any random thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (dK+Kv)

36 O, young Lochinvar is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Border his steed was the best;
And save his good broadsword, he weapons had none,
He rode all unarmed, and he rode all alone.
So faithful in love, and so dauntless in war,
There never was knight like the young Lochinvar.

He stayed not for brake, and he stopped not for stone,
He swam the Esk river where ford there was none;
But, ere he alighted at Netherby gate,
The bride had consented, the gallant came late:
For a laggard in love, and a dastard in war,
Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave Lochinvar.

So boldly he entered the Netherby Hall,
Among bride’s-men, and kinsmen, and brothers, and all:
Then spoke the bride’s father, his hand on his sword,
(For the poor craven bridegroom said never a word,)
‘O come ye in peace here, or come ye in war,
Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord Lochinvar?’

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

37 >>Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted.


Black socks
They never get dirty
The longer you wear them
The blacker they get

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (rOKnE)

38 Back in the '80s or maybe early '90s, Model Railroader magazine published their own take on "Casey at the Bat", titled (IIRC) "Casey at the Throttle". I wish I could find that again.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (Q6P2R)

39 >>To be anything.


Touche!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (rOKnE)

40 Lars Porsena of Clusium, by the Nine Gods he swore
That the great house of Tarquin should suffer wrong no more.
By the Nine Gods he swore it, and named a trysting day,
And bade his messengers ride forth,
East and West and South and North,
To summon his array.
East and West and South and North the messengers ride fast,
And tower and town and cottage have heard the trumpet's blast.
Shame on the false Etruscan who lingers in his home,
When Porsena of Clusium is on the march for Rome!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (Y/06r)

41 Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Down came Jill with $2.50
Oh!
What a whore

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (YNt71)

42 "...after four I'm under my host."
Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026


***
Not one of Dorothy's poems -- though hers were good and more than good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (wzUl9)

43 The horsemen and the footmen are pouring in amain
From many a stately market-place, from many a fruitful plain;
From many a lonely hamlet which, hid by beech and pine
Like an eagle's nest hangs on the crest of purple Apennine;
From lordly Volaterrae, where scowls the far-famed hold
Piled by the hands of giants for god-like kings of old;
From sea-girt Populonia, whose sentinels descry
Sardinia's snowy mountain-tops fringing the southern sky;
From the proud mart of Pisae, queen of the western waves,
Where ride Massilia's triremes, heavy with fair-haired slaves;
From where sweet Clanis wanders through corn and vines and flowers;
From where Cortona lifts to heaven her diadem of towers.
Tall are the oaks whose acorns drop in dark Auser's rill;
Fat are the stags that champ the boughs of the Ciminian hill;
Beyond all streams Clitumnus is to the herdsman dear;
Best of all pools the fowler loves the great Volsinian mere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (Y/06r)

44 Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord

C-I-L-L...

My landlord

Posted by: Tryrone Green at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (7W8aI)

45 33 Her poetry sounds like something that would be recited at Open Mike Night in a beatnik bar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (rsVfX)

With Maynard G. Krebs snapping his fingers.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (itAg7)

46 But now no stroke of woodman is heard by Auser's rill;
No hunter tracks the stag's green path up the Ciminian hill;
Unwatched along Clitumnus grazes the milk-white steer;
Unharmed the water fowl may dip in the Volsinian mere.
The harvests of Arretium, this year, old men shall reap;
This year, young boys in Umbro shall plunge the struggling sheep;
And in the vats of Luna, this year, the must shall foam
Round the white feet of laughing girls whose sires have marched to Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (Y/06r)

47 My manly poetry preference tends more towards the contemplation of death and decay. Favorites include Ozymandias, Invictus, Vitae Summa Brevis Spem Nos Vetet Incohare Longam, Dover Beach, The Second Coming, Thanatopsis, and of course the Monty Python Minstrel's Song.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

48 Woman, Woe Man , whooa man

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM (Ti9vn)

49 There be thirty chosen prophets, the wisest of the land,
Who always by Lars Porsena both morn and evening stand:
Evening and morn the Thirty have turned the verses o'er,
Traced from the right on linen white by mighty seers of yore;
And with one voice the Thirty have their glad answer given:
"Go forth, go forth, Lars Porsena! Go forth, beloved of Heaven!
Go, and return in glory to Clusium's round dome,
And hang round Nurscia's altars the golden shields of Rome."
And now hath every city sent up her tale of men;
The foot are fourscore thousand; the horse are thousands ten.
Before the gates of Sutrium is met the great array.
A proud man was Lars Porsena upon the trysting day.
For all the Tuscan armies were ranged beneath his eye,
And many a banished Roman, and many a stout ally;
And with a mighty following to join the muster came
The Tusculan Mamilius, Prince of the Latian name.
But by the yellow Tiber was tumult and affright:
From all the spacious champaign to Rome men took their flight.
A mile around the city the throng stopped up the ways:
A fearful sight it was to see through two long nights and days
For aged folks on crutches, and women great with child,
And mothers sobbing over b

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM (Y/06r)

50 Burma Shave

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM (RHGPo)

51
I rarely pay much attention to song lyrics

Though surprisingly Brian Eno's are pretty great.

They almost always force me to pay attention.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM (73qb8)

52 One of if not the oldest baseball parks is in Newport RI. It's called Cardines Field, named for the first soldier from Newport killed in WWI.

Home to the oldest league in the country, the Sunset League, and has hosted a slew of major leaguers who were in the Navy during WWII.

Sitting right on the right field line behind a chain link fence is the patio area of a bar that's been around forever. The name was recently changed when the bar changed hands, shakes fist at clouds, but for decades it was named The Mudville Pub.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM (viF8m)

53 >>>Mighty Casey has struck out ... no joy in Mudville.

Spolier alert.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (dK+Kv)

54 Ok, poem is too large to reproduce, even by stanza. So, excerpt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Y/06r)

55 I sprang to the stirrup, and Joris, and he;
I galloped, Dirck galloped, we galloped all three;
‘Good speed!’ cried the watch, as the gate-bolts undrew;
‘Speed!’ echoed the wall to us galloping through;
Behind shut the postern, the lights sank to rest,
And into the midnight we galloped abreast.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (qlLNh)

56 In 4th grade, circa 1957, it was, "Listen my children and you shall hear, of the midnight ride of a can of beer".
That's all I can remember, However, if any Morons can finish it, we would all be eternally grateful.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 23, 2026


***
In first grade:
"Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
I bopped her on the bean
With a rotten tangerine
And her teeth came marching out!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (wzUl9)

57 Mark Knopfler does great song lyrics with manly subjects like hobos, gamblers, miners and race car drivers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (rsVfX)

58 But the Consul's brow was sad, and the Consul's speech was low,
And darkly looked he at the wall, and darkly at the foe.
"Their van will be upon us before the bridge goes down;
And if they once might win the bridge, what hope to save the town?"
Then out spoke brave Horatius, the Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late;
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods,
"And for the tender mother who dandled him to rest,
And for the wife who nurses his baby at her breast,
And for the holy maidens who feed the eternal flame,
To save them from false Sextus, that wrought the deed of shame?
"Hew down the bridge, Sir Consul, with all the speed ye may!
I, with two more to help me, will hold the foe in play.
In yon strait path, a thousand may well be stopped by three:
Now, who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Y/06r)

59 Looka there, looka in my hand
The grandbaby of a moonshine man
Gadsden, Alabama
Got folk down in Galveston, rooted in Louisiana
Used to say I spoke, "Too country"
And the rejection came, said "I wasn't country 'nough"
Said I wouldn't saddle up, but
If that ain't country, tell me what is?
Plant my bare feet on solid ground for years
They don't, don't know how hard I had to fight for this
When I sang my song

Posted by: Country Grrrl Beyonce at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (rOKnE)

Posted by: Country Grrrl Beyonce at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (rOKnE)

61 No love for Kipling?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (0sNs1)

62 Her poetry sounds like something that would be recited at Open Mike Night in a beatnik bar.

Woman...
Woe-man...
Whoooa-man!

She was a thief
You gotta belief
She stole my heart and my cat.

Betty,
Judy,
Josie and those hot Pussycats...

They make me horny,
Saturday morny...
Girls of cartoo-ins...
Won't leave me in ruins...

I want to to be Betty's Barney.

Hey Jane...
Get me off this crazy thing...
Called love.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (KOgr5)

63 For manly poetry, choose Iron Maiden.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (dK+Kv)

64 Second grade we learnt the first verse

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We are marching down the hallway to hang the principal!
Our troops are marching on

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (88C+u)

65 > 61 No love for Kipling?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (0sNs1)

I used to kipple a lot, but not so much these days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (qlLNh)

66 Apes eat figs
In grottos

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 11:14 AM (EX3Wq)

67 Edgar Allen Poe.

It’s interesting the favorite poems here all have a rhyming scheme. I don’t think poetry needs to rhyme, but it would benefit if it made sense.

Where is Prof. Squirrel? I bet he has some great examples for us to consider!

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 11:14 AM (ZdaMQ)

68 As far as song lyrics go in the matter of poetry, there aren't many I can think of:

Steve Goodman's "The City of New Orleans"

Bobbie Gentry's "Ode to Billie Joe" and "Fancy"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:14 AM (wzUl9)

69 61 No love for Kipling?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (0sNs1)

Dunno. I've never kipled.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (PSEDc)

70 She offered her honor
I honored her offer
All night long
I was on her and off her

- Unknown

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)

71 My favorite song lyric

Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream", she said
"The one that makes me laugh", she said
And threw her arms around my neck

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (Ti9vn)

72 He rushed against Horatius and smote with all his might.
With shield and blade Horatius right deftly turned the blow.
The blow, yet turned, came yet too nigh;
It missed his helm, but gashed his thigh:
The Tuscans raised a joyful cry to see the red blood flow.
He reeled, and on Herminius he leaned one breathing-space;
Then, like a wild-cat mad with wounds, sprang right at Astur's face.
Through teeth, and skull, and helmet so fierce a thrust he sped,
The good sword stood a hand-breadth out behind the Tuscan's head.
And the great Lord of Luna fell at that deadly stroke,
As falls on Mount Alvernus a thunder-smited oak.
Far o'er the crashing forest the giant arms lay spread;
And the pale augurs, muttering low, gaze on the blasted head.
On Astur's throat Horatius right firmly pressed his heel,
And thrice and four times tugged amain, ere he wrenched out the steel.
"And see," he cried, "the welcome, fair guests, that waits you here!
What noble Lucumo comes next to taste our Roman cheer?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (Y/06r)

73 Second grade we learnt the first verse

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We are marching down the hallway to hang the principal!
Our troops are marching on
Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026


***
That almost sounds familiar!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (wzUl9)

74 Apes eat figs
In grottos


The figs are:

[X] Crunchy
[ ] Not crunchy

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

75 Don't ask about On Top of Old Smoky. We would have been arrested if it was the 2020's

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (EX3Wq)

76 > Steve Goodman's "The City of New Orleans"

His buddy John Prine had some good ones also.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (qlLNh)

77 Matters not how many shakes to the peg, always a drop will go down the leg.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (c4qG0)

78 I've read much better poetry in a construction site porta-a-john.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (8B4gm)

79 I was watching another video by Steven Bell and it seems he's decided to move into more politically tinged history.

His latest topic? Is the modern interpretation of the 2nd Amendment wrong because the founders couldn't have understood repeating firearms?

And...he goes into the history of firearms and how they already had repeating firearms at the time the 2nd Amendment was written and that the founders would certainly have understood what they were, how they worked, and the likelihood that in the future they would become more common.

After Bell spent two minutes demolishing the "founders didn't understand the future man" argument the first leftist comment is..."Well ok fine, but they couldn't have understood the industrial revolution would mean anyone could have a fire arm in the future"

These people are willfully ignorant.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

80 Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (zFt5U)

81 No love for Kipling?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (0sNs1)

I rank Kipling in the top three of greatest writers.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (Ti9vn)

82 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (zFt5U)

83 Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord yeah!

Posted by: Black Sabbath at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (rOKnE)

84 And if you are a dude, that verse is like 'Hell, yeah.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (Y/06r)

85 [X] Crunchy
[ ] Not crunchy

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

LOL I didn't want to look it up so all I could remember was the grottos

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 11:17 AM (EX3Wq)

86 Browning:

"That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall,
Looking as if she were alive. I call
That piece a wonder, now; Fra Pandolf’s hands
Worked busily a day, and there she stands. . . .

". . . Oh, sir, she smiled, no doubt,
Whene’er I passed her; but who passed without
Much the same smile? This grew; I gave commands;
Then all smiles stopped together. There she stands
As if alive. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)

87 >>My favorite song lyric

https://tinyurl.com/yc5t9ppv

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:17 AM (viF8m)

88 Under the wide and starry sky
Dig the grave and there me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly I die,
And I laid me down with a will.
This be the verse you 'grave for me:
"Here he lies where he longed to be.
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.

Robert Louis Stevenson Epitaph

Posted by: Hotspur at October 23, 2026 11:18 AM (hp5Wc)

89 Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

Hah. Just a different version of 'yeah but still....'

It's the Left's response anytime you prove their thesis incorrect.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:18 AM (Ti9vn)

90 After Bell spent two minutes demolishing the "founders didn't understand the future man" argument the first leftist comment is..."Well ok fine, but they couldn't have understood the industrial revolution would mean anyone could have a fire arm in the future"

These people are willfully ignorant.
Posted by: 18-1



Weaponized stupidity.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 11:18 AM (zFt5U)

91 Can I try?

I have a coccyx.
It's not what you think.
It's on the other side.

I have a wenus.
It is also not what you think.
It is on my arm.

What time is lunch?

Posted by: Penn State Marine at October 23, 2026 11:19 AM (FGBQ3)

92 > His latest topic? Is the modern interpretation of the 2nd Amendment wrong because the founders couldn't have understood repeating firearms?

Some of them owned fully-armed and fully-crewed ships of war, capable of leveling an entire coastal town.

I don't think someone with multiple cannon loaded with 32 pounds of grapeshot would've have gotten the vapors over an AR-15.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:19 AM (qlLNh)

93 Poetry and to a lesser extent most writing has long been a cesspool of DEI and retardation. It's basically the written version of modern art.

I googled Ann Carson. Nepo baby. She is apparently not dumb, being a real profession and translator of ancient Greek writings.

She's a big darling of the leftwing media and literature circles.

She's not a lesbian, surprisingly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)

94 His buddy John Prine had some good ones also.


Please don't bury me down in the cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears, if they don't mind the size

Give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box, just get 'em out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms, look out, I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman and give my love to Rose

Give my feet to the footloose, careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy, don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane, it's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

95 When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

The Charge of the Light Brigade
BY ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 11:19 AM (odBC9)

96 Here I sit,
Brokenhearted,
Went to shit,
Only farted.
---
That right there, gentlemen, is a "Mona Lisa" compared to that Nobel Prize winning poem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 11:20 AM (3cUTc)

97 What is a man? What is a woman?
Tis an answer, found in the linen
I search my mind, I search my pants
What do I find- perchance?
I find a pecker that’s not cut off.
A perfect gash with nothing sewn on
That tells me all I need to know
I ain’t no tranny, no homo
But just a man, who is fully intact
Or a woman with vagina and reproductive tract
And only the dumb, the ignorant or lame
Would find a way to doubt my claim
So when in doubt, just reach in you pants
Don't listen to the sycophants
The answer is there within your hands
Or perhaps on your chest in mammary glands
It simple, quick and easy to do
Don’t be anyone else, let you be you

Posted by: That Guy at October 23, 2026 11:20 AM (edrS1)

98 translator of ancient Greek writings.
Old Greek homos.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 23, 2026 11:20 AM (Rn7nm)

99 Hard to beat the St. Crispin's Day speech in Shakespeare's Henry V, Act IV Scene iii.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 11:20 AM (0sNs1)

100 After Bell spent two minutes demolishing the "founders didn't understand the future man" argument the first leftist comment is..."Well ok fine, but they couldn't have understood the industrial revolution would mean anyone could have a fire arm in the future"

One thing I want to stress on this response, is that its not even just another 'yeah but still....'

The argument this libtard is making is that the founders wrote an Amendment saying normal people could own guns not understanding that normal people would be able to own guns.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

101 Jim Croce was another who wrote song lyrics that rose to the level of poetry, IMO -- both his comic songs ("Leroy Brown") and his serious ones ("Time in a Bottle").

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:21 AM (qlLNh)

102 100 The argument this libtard is making is that the founders wrote an Amendment saying normal people could own guns not understanding that normal people would be able to own guns.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

=======

Maleducation is bad, mkay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 11:22 AM (U/SFE)

103 Also Browning, "The Laboratory":

"That in the mortar—you call it a gum?
Ah, the brave tree whence such gold oozings come!
And yonder soft phial, the exquisite blue,
Sure to taste sweetly,—is that poison too? . . .

"Soon, at the King’s, a mere lozenge to give
And Pauline should have just thirty minutes to live!
But to light a pastile, and Elise, with her head
And her breast and her arms and her hands, should drop dead!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:22 AM (wzUl9)

104 Once again, an Earth woman manages to write poetry so bad even the Vogon's avoid this planet.

Douglass Adams knew his aside was not a jest.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 11:22 AM (3cUTc)

105 His latest topic? Is the modern interpretation of the 2nd Amendment wrong because the founders couldn't have understood repeating firearms?



I'll take "What is the Puckle Gun" for $2000, Alex.

The Puckle gun is a tripod-mounted, single-barreled flintlock weapon fitted with a manually operated revolving cylinder; Puckle advertised its main application as an anti-boarding gun for use on ships. The barrel was 3 feet (0.91 m) long with a bore of 1.25 inches (32 mm). The cylinder held 6 to 11 shots depending on configuration, and was hand-loaded with powder and shot while detached from the weapon.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 11:22 AM (zFt5U)

106 Back-to-back Art Threads today!

We could use a man like Kipling again.

.....Sorry, wrong format. Let me try again.

Back-to-back Art Threads!
This would be a better place
"If" Kipling still wrote.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 11:23 AM (VHUov)

107 >>Mark Knopfler does great song lyrics with manly subjects like hobos, gamblers, miners and race car drivers.

Sometimes think Knopfler is the last balladeer.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:23 AM (NcvvS)

108 The author of Casey at the Bat, Ernest Thayer, grew up in Worcester, MA, my hometown. There is a small tribute to him in a local museum.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (vV6n9)

109 Here is the video for those interesting, it is a little less then 2m: https://tinyurl.com/5n7jp446

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

110 Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:17 AM (viF8m)

Thanks. Love that song.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (Ti9vn)

111 Second grade we learnt the first verse

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We are marching down the hallway to hang the principal!
Our troops are marching on
Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 11:13 AM (88C+u)

My 3rd grade:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He has turned around the corner in a 57 Ford
With his foot on the throttle
And his hand around a bottle, and the other hand waving to the girls!

How do I remember this stuff??

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (hmYU4)

112 Pee-Ewww!
Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at October 23, 2026 11:03 AM


*shakes fist upthread*

Damn it! Beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (KRh8R)

113 One thing I want to stress on this response, is that its not even just another 'yeah but still....'

The argument this libtard is making is that the founders wrote an Amendment saying normal people could own guns not understanding that normal people would be able to own guns.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

Yeah, they are willfully obtuse on this, as in so many other things.

One thing they cannot get is that the power balance was intentionally made so that it favored the people vs the government. The Founders were terrified by the history of almost all governments. The more powerful the government, the more tyranny. As one prof in college put it 'Sam Addams was one of these guys who saw tyranny climbing in through the windows.' He saw that as kind of a joke, but it is actually real.

THEY see a power balance favoring the individual as opposed top the government as bad because they see themselves as part of the government, being able to make others do what they want. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FOUNDERS WERE TRYING TO FORESTALL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)

114 Many hold their men's manhoods cheap I'm often told, how you say, compared to me.

Posted by: Paolo at October 23, 2026 11:25 AM (0sNs1)

115 "damn the electric fence!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 11:25 AM (Bep7s)

116 Note that Browning, Kipling, Service, and most others quoted here all punctuated their poems as if they were prose -- so the reader would know what was going on. And so the person reading them aloud would too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:25 AM (wzUl9)

117 The author of Casey at the Bat, Ernest Thayer, grew up in Worcester, MA, my hometown. There is a small tribute to him in a local museum.

Worcester now is another one of those hollowed out cities in MA.

I see the government there is about to levy a "congestion fee" on drivers in Boston.

But the whole reason Boston is congested is the state government workers for Boston powerbrokers and focuses on Boston area development with its federal/state graft

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)

118 There's a breathless hush in the Close to-night --
Ten to make and the match to win --
A bumping pitch and a blinding light,
An hour to play and the last man in.
And it's not for the sake of a ribboned coat,
Or the selfish hope of a season's fame,
But his Captain's hand on his shoulder smote --
'Play up! play up! and play the game!'

The sand of the desert is sodden red, --
Red with the wreck of a square that broke; --
The Gatling's jammed and the Colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
'Play up! play up! and play the game!'

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:26 AM (eRlcH)

119 I googled Ann Carson.
She's not a lesbian, surprisingly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


That poor man.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 11:26 AM (VHUov)

120 Who you gonna believe, real people or professional pollsters?

💥NEW: MS NOW Host Katy Tur *ADMITS* she is “MORE SKEPTICAL OF THE POLLING IN TEXAS” following her trip there💥

Tur said after talking to Texas voters on the ground, she feels like Republicans will ultimately remain loyal to their party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:26 AM (ndZc7)

121
This is the word that year by year,
While in her place the School is set,
Every one of her sons must hear,
And none that hears it dare forget.
This they all with a joyful mind
Bear through life like a torch in flame,
And falling fling to the host behind --
'Play up! play up! and play the game!'

Sir Henry Newbolt (1862-193

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:26 AM (eRlcH)

122 Oh and another point in all this, the people telling me we need to ban guns because of crime also keep letting criminals free when they are convicted of illegally owning a gun.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

123 I know many of you have been wondering: "Could Kamala's speaking voice possibly get any more irritating?". Wonder no more. She's trying out a new style that sounds like she's on Quaaludes talking to a bunch of retarded first graders.

https://tinyurl.com/29hdnwaa

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

124 How do I remember this stuff??
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (hmYU4)

I just remember the Comet song .

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:27 AM (Ti9vn)

125 122 Oh and another point in all this, the people telling me we need to ban guns because of crime also keep letting criminals free when they are convicted of illegally owning a gun.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

Because they see them as part of the tribe they want them to belong to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)

126 I'm reminded of two things:

1) The beginning of the Aeneid, as they're struggling to start a fire, uses various words with scraping sounds, to invoke that striking to gain a spark. That is talent.

2) recently read of a famous Spanish poet who said he preferred English because of it's wide variety of words that mean the same but also, depending on who we stole the word from, also have a slightly different meaning. That is talent.

This woman has none.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 11:28 AM (3cUTc)

127 NORFOLK, Va. — Attorney General Todd Blanche on Thursday left open the possibility that the Justice Department could seek to block states from certifying votes in the midterm elections, though he said it wasn't his intention to "improperly interfere with elections."

I am starting to wonder more and more if the significant decline in Dem early/mail in voting really is the fraudsters ramping down their normal efforts.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)

128 Real poetry can get you killed:

Our lives no longer feel ground under them.
At ten paces you can’t hear our words.

But whenever there’s a snatch of talk
it turns to the Kremlin mountaineer,

the ten thick worms his fingers,
his words like measures of weight,

the huge laughing cockroaches on his top lip,
the glitter of his boot-rims.

Ringed with a scum of chicken-necked bosses
he toys with the tributes of half-men.

One whistles, another meows, a third snivels.
He pokes out his finger and he alone goes boom.

He forges decrees in a line like horseshoes,
One for the groin, one the forehead, temple, eye.

He rolls the executions on his tongue like berries.
He wishes he could hug them like big friends from home.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:28 AM (aD4fx)

129 Never was a fan of his singing bug Bob Dylan songs are absolute poetry.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:28 AM (viF8m)

130 The reason that libtards make ridiculous, demonstrably false statement like that on the Second Amendment is they are ignorant. They haven’t read Madison’s notes or any of the states (including places like NY) ratification notes. Otherwise they would understand first hand (not from some AI bot), the Second Amendment was an essential part of ratification without which the entire Constitution would not have been ratified. If you read the arguments and notes they were not only talking about the common citizen to which the constitution and The Bill of Rights are written in their entirety for, but that they, the rightful owners of this government would have access to any and all arms, without limitation. That is, “shall not be infringed”. Jackasses.

Posted by: That Guy at October 23, 2026 11:29 AM (f4oEt)

131 Worcester was pretty much gone when I moved to NC 20 years ago. On occasional visits back home, the decline has just accelerated. Virtually all my friends and family have moved elsewhere. It's a shame.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 23, 2026 11:29 AM (vV6n9)

132 I am starting to wonder more and more if the significant decline in Dem early/mail in voting really is the fraudsters ramping down their normal efforts.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)

There is a certain tenor to all of this that is odd. I am not sure what the hell is going on. This is the problem with even paying attention to polls though. Does it change anything? No? Then shut the fuck up and vote, retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:29 AM (Y/06r)

133 Real poetry can get you killed:

Osip Mandelstam's poem about Stalin.

That got him arrested in 1938, and he died in a transit camp.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)

134 That is lousy poetry.
OT, beautiful sunny day and the temperature has dropped from 49 to 46 degrees from 9:30 to 11:30. A bit odd.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 11:30 AM (sl73Y)

135 When you're lying wounded on Afghanistan's plains
And the women come out to cut up your remains
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
And go to your death like a soldier

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 23, 2026 11:30 AM (gm9Sb)

136 We all here recognize that limericks are the highest form of poetry and literature. We are all classy like that.

Posted by: The Man From Calcutta... at October 23, 2026 11:30 AM (EdP2u)

137 "In reality, Revere was one of many riders who raised the alarm that night. Some of their names have been lost to history, but at least two others feature prominently in historical accounts: William Dawes, who set out from Boston an hour before Revere, and Samuel Prescott, who arrived in Concord alone around 1:30 a.m. Revere’s ride ended around 1 a.m., when he was captured by a British patrol. ....
Unlike in the poem, these signals weren’t intended for Revere. They were a redundancy that allowed for communication with allies outside Boston in the event that Revere (and all other messengers) failed to leave the city undetected. Because Revere and Dawes both made it to Lexington, the system ended up being unnecessary.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2026 11:30 AM (vbXSk)

138 I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end

And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 23, 2026 11:30 AM (rOKnE)

139
That got him arrested in 1938, and he died in a transit camp.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)

_________

You see? Mass transit is deadly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:30 AM (eRlcH)

140
I'm keeping the balls in the air
When I'm up here on the band
There'll be a little bit here and there
Still be trying to understand
But they'll all be in the air
When I'm up here on the band
What it is, I'm juggling here
I've only got two pairs of hands

Posted by: M. Knopfler at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (yTY59)

141 This must be poetry because I don't understand it.

AOC: Keeping men out of women's sports and locker rooms is "attacking" women's "ability to stand up against...abusers, rapists, and assaulters."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (ndZc7)

142 >> We all here recognize that limericks are the highest form of poetry and literature. We are all classy like that.


Heh, just as puns are classy humor!

Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (rOKnE)

143 The only good poems are about a man from Nintucket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (jmAGZ)

144 I made a heavy metal song out of this poem back in the day. I was surprised I was the first to do it. The lyrics are perfect for a metal song.


Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night.
What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies, Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain, In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp, Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night.
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)

145 I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

146 There is a certain tenor to all of this that is odd. I am not sure what the hell is going on

One interpretation is that the non-fake polling companies have added normal Dem levels of fraud into their sauce and the discord between the early results and polls is simply the fraudsters are afraid or have ditched some easier to catch methods.

But indeed, whatever the polls say, whatever social media says, whatever your friends say vote.

One point I've been making to my social circle is that if you liked Bidenomics with 10%+ inflation and high gas prices you should vote D. If you are mad about gas prices voting D will do NOTHING to lower them and that amusingly a strong showing in the mid terms for the Rs almost certainly ends the Iran war...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:32 AM (sKqQm)

147 There is a certain tenor to all of this that is odd. I am not sure what the hell is going on.

They really are going to try for a Color Revolution after the election.

Lots of postings by Democratic officials indicating exactly that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:32 AM (aD4fx)

148 I also find it hilarious that Cenk only did this when Miss Lindsey was safely dead. LOL. You are a bitch who cannot even take on a nancing poofter when he is alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (Y/06r)

149 >>I am starting to wonder more and more if the significant decline in Dem early/mail in voting really is the fraudsters ramping down their normal efforts.

Been saying for a long time that Harmeet Dhillon and her team have been going after election integrity issues since the moment she took office.

I have no doubt at all we are seeing some of the results right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (viF8m)

150 His latest topic? Is the modern interpretation of the 2nd Amendment wrong because the founders couldn't have understood repeating firearms?

I presume the topic is being brought back up because El Sayed has been repeating the same tired BS. I mean, he's a sooper shmart doctor and everything; can't we at least get some novel BS?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (vTZFs)

151
"A BILL WHICH HAS SHOCKED THE CONSCIENCE OF EVERY CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY IN EUROPE."—Mr. F. E. Smith, ON THE WELSH DISESTABLISHMENT BILL.

Are they clinging to their crosses,
F. E. Smith,
Where the Breton boat-fleet tosses,
Are they, Smith?
Do they, fasting, trembling, bleeding,
Wait the news from this our city?
Groaning "That's the Second Reading!"
Hissing "There is still Committee!"
If the voice of Cecil falters,
If McKenna's point has pith,
Do they tremble for their altars?
Do they, Smith?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (eRlcH)

152 What leftists don't understand is that they are no different, and certainly no more intelligent, than man has been at any time in recorded history.
This allows them to ignore history, as well as any precedents that have been relied on for eons.
Leftists are fucktards.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (sl73Y)

153 Here's one about untrammeled immigration in the EU:

The rivers remind me
of your open borders.
There are things unbearable.
Burnings, lootings, this 'peaceful' gathering
of consequence.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (0CU3H)

154 Roses are red
Violets are blue
No wobbly shit
And buy ammo too

Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (PBGYg)

155 >>AOC: Keeping men out of women's sports and locker rooms is "attacking" women's "ability to stand up against...abusers, rapists, and assaulters."


A guess?

Keeping men out of women's sports and locker rooms is "attacking" transwomen's "ability to stand up against...abusers, rapists, and assaulters they would encounter if forced to use the MENS room."

*Does this mean I speak Idiot?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM (rOKnE)

156 Loved it when Todd Blanche pronounced it Ports-MOUTH.

Posted by: It's the armpit of Hampton Roads at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (yTY59)

157 Woman, Woe Man , whooa man
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM


She stole my heart and my cat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (KRh8R)

158 When I was just a little tyke, I learned this classic from my uncle:

In fourteen hundred ninety-two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sailed so fast he skinned his ass,
And wiped it on a clump of grass.

Posted by: ChupaMe at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (ZuokN)

159 The only good poems are about a man from Nintucket.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (jmAGZ)


There once was a pirate named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Q6P2R)

160 I also find it hilarious that Cenk only did this when Miss Lindsey was safely dead. LOL. You are a bitch who cannot even take on a nancing poofter when he is alive.

TBF, Lindsey totally fooled them by dying before October.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (vTZFs)

161 Roses are red
Violets are blue
No wobbly shit
And buy ammo too
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM


Now this...this is sheer poetry.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (KRh8R)

162 Here's a interesting potential future to consider.

In the new congress the Dems are +1 in the house. The Reps though ban Omar under the Santos standard giving them a 1 vote advantage

How does the media play that?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

163 As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass,
I’m going to chop my dick off.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

164 Lots of postings by Democratic officials indicating exactly that.

J.B. Pritzker, for example:

The Trump administration is on notice: Governors across this country—myself included—are watching closely.

Any attempt to silence Americans' voices will be met with fierce resistance from the states.

We WILL defend the right to vote.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (aD4fx)

165 Sometimes think Knopfler is the last balladeer.
Posted by: Nazdar
__________

But a very sad one. Uplift is definitely not his thing.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (JzUSu)

166 My ex wife was a pretty accomplished poet, and quite a bit of her stuff is pretty good. Her interest in poetry led to me being exposed to more poems than most people and that meant that I got exposed to a great deal of really bad poems.

I think a poem should be an attempt to communicate an idea clearly and a lot of wannabe poets either have no ideas worth communicating or don't know what it means to be clear. What turned out to be popular, at least in this one poety slam I went to, was stuff that was intended to be outrageous. Because it is easier to offend than delight. At least at first.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (Zst8M)

167 147 There is a certain tenor to all of this that is odd. I am not sure what the hell is going on.

They really are going to try for a Color Revolution after the election.

Lots of postings by Democratic officials indicating exactly that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:32 AM (aD4fx)

========

Their last effort worked so well that months of mail in ballot fraud wasn't enough to overcome the people not buying into it that they shut down ballot counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall and barely got Biden a victory.

The Trump DOJ of 2028 will not be the same Trump DOJ of 2020 and will not react the same way.

So, the left will Furgeson Effect more urban centers, further radicalizing the center against them while driving out more of their economies, and Todd Blanche won't allow the cheat to happen again.

Good luck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (U/SFE)

168 This must be like a metaphor or a simile.

💥NEW: Jennifer Welch demands "PISTOLS FIRING" at JD Vance in *UNHINGED* rant💥
Welch crossed the line here.
She called Vance an "Antichrist-style sociopath" who's unfit to be a father, husband, and vice president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

169 I'm starting to think they really are going to expose the rigging of the 2020 election.

>>@AGToddBlanche
·
21m
>>Allegedly lying to Congress on investigations regarding the 2020 election is blatant corruption and weaponization. Anyone entrusted with public office has a duty to serve with honesty and integrity including federal law enforcement officials, and those who abuse that public trust will be held accountable. No one is above the law

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (viF8m)

170 TBF, Lindsey totally fooled them by dying before October.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (vTZFs)

From Hell's heart I stab at thee!
For Hate's sake, I spit my last breathe at thee!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey, Metal in Death at October 23, 2026 11:36 AM (Y/06r)

171 Oh and another point in all this, the people telling me we need to ban guns because of crime also keep letting criminals free when they are convicted of illegally owning a gun.
Posted by: 18-1

Criminals need their guns because the are forced to live in such tough circumstances, and to protect themselves against law abiding gun owners.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 11:36 AM (sl73Y)

172 There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 23, 2026 11:36 AM (xg/DD)

173
She called Vance an "Antichrist-style sociopath" who's unfit to be a father, husband, and vice president.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

___________

"We're all Democrats here." - Antichrist-Style Sociopaths Union, Local 347

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:37 AM (eRlcH)

174 Was in HS when Tommy G. told me he didn't want to go steady anymore. Here's the poem I chose to memorize:

Farewell love and all thy laws forever
Thy baited hook shall tangle me no more
Senec and Plato call me from thy lore
To perfect wealth, my wit for to endeavor
When in blind error I did persevere
Thy sharp repulse which pricketh aye so sore
Hath taught me to set in trifles no store
And search forth! Since liberty is lever
Therefore, farewell. Go trouble younger hearts
And in me claim no more authority
On idle youth go use thy property
For hitherto though I have lost my time
Me lusteth no longer rotten boughs to climb.

Yeah. I was all of 16. And a total jerk.
Hahaha!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 11:37 AM (3ImbR)

175 >> I also find it hilarious that Cenk only did this when Miss Lindsey was safely dead. LOL. You are a bitch who cannot even take on a nancing poofter when he is alive.



I assume he dropped this bombshell in order to distract from the drip drip drip of information about America's Sweetheart Ilhan Omar.

Problem is, he held onto this lil' secret too long.
Ooops! Woopsie!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 11:37 AM (rOKnE)

176 I apologize for posting over frequently today, but I am consumed by the power of a real keyboard.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 11:37 AM (sl73Y)

177 We don't need poetry. We've got rap.

Rap (aka skeltonic verse) is just cultural appropriation from 15th century English poet John Skelton

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 11:37 AM (BvPIe)

178
I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:32 AM

Here's a great version:

https://youtu.be/pIqF-Mrh2bk

Posted by: But it's not a music thread at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (yTY59)

179 Lindsey Graham was Gay?!!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (Y/06r)

180 You see? Mass transit is deadly.

The "politicals" usually died quickly in the Gulag - Mandelstam stayed alive a bit longer because he was adopted by a criminal gang in prison who protected him in exchange for Mandelstam reciting poetry for the gang members in the evening.

Russians, man.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (aD4fx)

181
Red Skelton >>>> John Skelton

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (eRlcH)

182 The beginning of the Aeneid, as they're struggling to start a fire, uses various words with scraping sounds, to invoke that striking to gain a spark. That is talent.

Only works if you speak ancient greek.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (sl73Y)

183 The "politicals" usually died quickly in the Gulag - Mandelstam stayed alive a bit longer because he was adopted by a criminal gang in prison who protected him in exchange for Mandelstam reciting poetry for the gang members in the evening.

Russians, man.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (aD4fx)

The days before internet porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:39 AM (Y/06r)

184 The other thing about modern"poetry" is that they seem to have forgotten how to punctuate.

It's not just modern poetry. One thing I've learned on my local nextdoor site is that our educational system is a failure. About a third of the people out there spend thirteen years in public schools, and still don't know how to put a period at the end of a sentence.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2026 11:39 AM (0Htd1)

185 179 Lindsey Graham was Gay?!!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (Y/06r)

No way

Posted by: Ricky Martin at October 23, 2026 11:39 AM (YNt71)

186 Perhaps this Anne Carson poetry sounds better in the original Esperanto? Just spit-ballin' here...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 11:39 AM (y2f7I)

187 I'm in a notebook group and the guy sends out cards to use with a notebook. He has a poem on last month's. It goes, "I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth, I know not where"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 23, 2026 11:40 AM (JNr/z)

188
Mandelstam stayed alive a bit longer because he was adopted by a criminal gang in prison who protected him in exchange for Mandelstam reciting poetry for the gang members in the evening.


__________

US Embassy employee Alexander Dolgin similarly was the bard for a gang of criminals in the early 50s.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:40 AM (eRlcH)

189 It’s interesting the favorite poems here all have a rhyming scheme. I don’t think poetry needs to rhyme, but it would benefit if it made sense.

Where is Prof. Squirrel? I bet he has some great examples for us to consider!
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 11:14 AM (ZdaMQ)
---
I'm here!

When I was a senior in high school, we did a unit on poetry for my AP Literature course.

I chose to do my project on Tolkien. Got a solid "A" on the project.

He's still one of my favorites.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 11:41 AM (FZ29D)

190 >>They really are going to try for a Color Revolution after the election.

>>Lots of postings by Democratic officials indicating exactly that.

Here's the plan.

https://tinyurl.com/md7uhbjs

Some patriot, nobody knows who and DataRepublican isn't saying, gave her all of these documents, videos and recordings.

If you don't want to read all and listen to all the detail here's a pretty good synopsis that was printed in The Federalist this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/4xc8tuax

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 11:41 AM (viF8m)

191 Red Skelton >>>> John Skelton
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (eRlcH)
~~~~~

There's a Skelton Funeral Home near me.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 11:41 AM (3ImbR)

192 US Embassy employee Alexander Dolgin similarly was the bard for a gang of criminals in the early 50s.

Poetry is a big, big deal in Russian culture.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:41 AM (aD4fx)

193
Here's a great version:

https://youtu.be/pIqF-Mrh2bk



My favorite version. Thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

194 Did not see that coming.

NEW: Multiple federal sources confirm to @FoxNews that the suspect arrested for using a sledgehammer to behead a WW2 Iwo Jima monument in Quantico, VA on Tuesday is a Mexican illegal alien & former DACA recipient whose legal status expired this year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:42 AM (ndZc7)

195 @184 -- Ummm...be careful there nerdygirl, there's a few regular posters on this here smart military blog that have terrible spelling, punctuation, syntax, and grammar.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 11:42 AM (y2f7I)

196 There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes


Re-using one from a few days ago:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My haiku has too many lines
And my limerick too few

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 11:42 AM (VHUov)

197 Nazdar

Sponge lives on, so I am bereft of "First".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 11:43 AM (u82oZ)

198 There's a Skelton Funeral Home near me.
Posted by: IrishEi ?!


Don't they usually bury them long before that?

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 11:43 AM (VHUov)

199 There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 23, 2026 11:36 AM (xg/DD)

Did you write that? Awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:44 AM (Ti9vn)

200
The parodies of Longfellow's "Song of Hiawatha" are far superior to the original.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:44 AM (eRlcH)

201 Was going to mention Robert Service when I saw the title of the post. My pop loaned me a book of his stuff. Manly-man poetry.

Funny, but I also really dig Leaves of Grass, even though the author was, err..., light in the loafers. "My foothold is tenn'd and mortised in granite". Really cool.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 23, 2026 11:44 AM (lfNXu)

202 The Trump administration is on notice: Governors across this country—myself included—are watching closely.

Any attempt to silence Americans' voices will be met with fierce resistance from the states.

We WILL defend the right to vote.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I'd like to watch SWAT tune this fat fucktard up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 11:44 AM (8B4gm)

203 >>But a very sad one. Uplift is definitely not his thing.

Would have said wistful or melancholy rather than sad. And 'Industrial Disease' is one of the real joys on Love Over Gold.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:44 AM (NcvvS)

204 I hate poetry. It's nothing but rhythmic show tunes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8)

205 The beginning of the Aeneid, as they're struggling to start a fire, uses various words with scraping sounds, to invoke that striking to gain a spark. That is talent.
*
Only works if you speak ancient greek.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026


***
But Virgil wrote in Classical Latin, didn't he?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:45 AM (wzUl9)

206 ...and still don't know how to put a period at the end of a sentence.

I can't be the only one who puts two spaces between sentences in this box and is annoyed when HTML collapses it to one, can I?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 11:46 AM (vTZFs)

207
I hate poetry. It's nothing but rhythmic show tunes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew

_________

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (eRlcH)

208 But Virgil wrote in Classical Latin, didn't he?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:45 AM (wzUl9)

Well, he spoke and wrote in Latin... during the Classical period.

So... yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (Y/06r)

209 It's as dumb as saying the internet didn't exist back then so the Founders couldn't have imagined speaking to so many people at one time, which is far more dangerous than to 2 or 3 or a room full or crowd of townspeople back then.

And trust me the Left will argue that eventually.

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (EX3Wq)

210 204 I hate poetry. It's nothing but rhythmic show tunes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew

Aren't all showtunes rhythmic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (Y/06r)

211 ...and still don't know how to put a period at the end of a sentence.
*
I can't be the only one who puts two spaces between sentences in this box and is annoyed when HTML collapses it to one, can I?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026


***
You are not alone, Oddbob.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (wzUl9)

212 @Polymarket
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
-----------------

The Brits have gone absolutely insane.

By the way, the kid did a pretty good job--here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/2pmte5h3

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (3ImbR)

213 and still don't know how to put a period at the end of a sentence.

I can't be the only one who puts two spaces between sentences in this box and is annoyed when HTML collapses it to one, can I?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 11:46 AM (vTZFs)

I blame EE CUMMINGS. swidt

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (Ti9vn)

214 Nobel poetess needs her some Jesus.

Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 11:48 AM (w5SWv)

215 Longfellow ... if that's not some dude's pr0n name, it should be.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 11:48 AM (Q6P2R)

216 Whenever I took a creative writing class, I hated the poetry segment. Aside from some ability to do a limerick or some other short piece, I always struggled with rhyme and meter. But I hate free-verse, seems like cheating.

Tolkien wrote some wonderful poetry, featured in Lord of the Rings, etc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 11:48 AM (PSEDc)

217 No limericks from Nantucket?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubcon at October 23, 2026 11:48 AM (eStot)

218 >>Sponge lives on, so I am bereft of "First".

You're 'First' Heir!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:48 AM (NcvvS)

219 I'd like to watch SWAT tune this fat fucktard up.

I'm actually quite worried - a number of Democratic governors are talking about calling up the National Guard "to protect polling places".

Our cold civil war may be on the verge of getting considerably hotter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:49 AM (aD4fx)

220 Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I have a gun,
get in the van.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 11:49 AM (2UnvF)

221 Timbucktoo

A''hunting Tim and I did went
And found three maidens in a tent.
They being three and we but two,
I bucked one and Tim bucked two!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 11:49 AM (2WIwB)

222 Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 11:47 AM (3ImbR

They are getting closer to full blown INGSOC than they realize.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:49 AM (Ti9vn)

223 Polymarket
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
-----------------

The Brits have gone absolutely insane.

By the way, the kid did a pretty good job--here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/2pmte5h3
Posted by: IrishEi ?!

The bobbies hopped to it. They have ears everywhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 11:49 AM (8B4gm)

224 >>I can't be the only one who puts two spaces between sentences in this box and is annoyed when HTML collapses it to one, can I?

Nope.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:50 AM (NcvvS)

225 @206 -- Oddbob, if you inspect the HTML source, there's still two spaces. Hmmm...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 11:50 AM (xAP/Y)

226 I can't be the only one who puts two spaces between sentences in this box and is annoyed when HTML collapses it to one, can I?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026
~~~~~

You're not alone, Oddbob. Typing teacher (nun) told us there were two spaces after a period and one after a comma so that when reading aloud we would know to have a longer pause at the end of a sentence, but a shorter one after a phrase.

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 11:50 AM (3ImbR)

227 Our cold civil war may be on the verge of getting considerably hotter.

We'll see how that turns out - the Oregon National Guard is not recruited from trendy leftist neighborhoods in Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:51 AM (aD4fx)

228
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
and so is maple surple

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 11:51 AM (PSEDc)

229 That damn Hegseth!

Harvard Medical School speaker says weight-loss drugs are "imperialistic" scheme to trick people into military service

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:51 AM (ndZc7)

230

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 11:51 AM (Cqx++)

231 Roses are red
Violets are blue
No wobbly shit
And buy ammo too
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2026 11:33 AM

Now this...this is sheer poetry.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 11:34 AM (KRh8R)

***

*wipes tear from eye*
That's beautiful man!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 11:51 AM (2WIwB)

232 Here's to the bull that roams the woods

And does the heffers lots of good

If it were not for the road he trod

What would we do for beef by god

Posted by: Kittens! at October 23, 2026 11:52 AM (LOZbR)

233 Harvard Medical School speaker says weight-loss drugs are "imperialistic" scheme to trick people into military service

Is "imperialist" the new "racist"?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

234 To A Crippled Girl

It's not your peg leg,
It's not your hook.
What turns me on
Is that spastic look.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 23, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew8)

235 Saw on X that leftists and Muslims are now burning and ransacking Montreal. Is there some kind of Davos hard-on about hating the French or something?

I guess the real test will be if they go after Haiti next.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 11:52 AM (2ocoG)

236 I blame EE CUMMINGS. swidt
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026


***
I'll give him that he did punctuate most of the time. But he broke his lines in odd places. And "Buffalo Bill's" is all one weird line.

"how do you like your blue-eyed boy
Mister Death"

(I have to wonder if Thomas Harris had this poem in mind when he wrote Silence of the Lambs.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

237 Heard from my HS freshman biology teacher:

Little Mary loved to skate,
She loved to jump and frisk.
Oh wasn't she a foolish girl
Her little *.

Thanks, Ms Dorsey!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:53 AM (NcvvS)

238 FoxNews:

Former FBI officials Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, according to the DOJ, falsely denied involvement in the investigations into former President Joe Biden’s son when speaking to Congress. Both surrendered Friday on arrest warrants, according to the DOJ. "Lying to Congress by anyone strikes at the heart of our democratic system, but when senior FBI agents lie to Congress believing they are above the law, it’s time to bring the hammer of justice down on them," U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro said of the charges.

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 11:53 AM (RHGPo)

239 I guess the real test will be if they go after Haiti next.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 11:52 AM (2ocoG)

They have to get in line behind Bukele.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:54 AM (Ti9vn)

240 These have not aged well, but I have a file called Cheneyku. Here are some examples:

Remember, lefties
I'm not running for office
Your polls make me laugh

Hello, Jon Stewart
You cried on September 12
But haven't since: Why?

I'm bald and morose
I don't look good in swim trunks
Eight years, no attacks

Every time I sneer
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed faints
Try that one, Barack

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 23, 2026 11:54 AM (xg/DD)

241 Ok, to what end?

-protect illegals voting or ballot shennanigans?

-get the guard mobilized and after they are in it, they will just follow whatever orders you give them?

-or do they really believe their own copy?

-or are they doing this to show how much they believe in what they are saying so when they scream the election is stolen, people will believe them?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:54 AM (Y/06r)

242 Our moral superiors, the Canadians:

A court is fining Jeremy Levy, mayor of a suburb of Montreal, ordering him to pay $30,000 for social media posts about Gaza, saying he does not want people from Gaza immigrating to Canada: "Their values ​​seem incompatible with ours, and I do not wish to welcome more hatred into our country".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:54 AM (aD4fx)

243 I was raised by the silence of men,
By hands that worked and hearts that bent.
By words unspoken, promises kept,
And the tears they buried where no one wept.

I learned that strength was more than might,
More than a fist or winning a fight.
It’s standing firm when the world turns cold,
And keeping your honor when your pride is sold.

Posted by: runner, Poet Laureate, Doctor of Letters and Songs at October 23, 2026 11:55 AM (AKptf)

244 Is there some kind of Davos hard-on about hating the French or something?

----------------

Say it! Say it, motherfucker!

Sacre Bleu!

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 11:55 AM (2UnvF)

245 Muldoon for the Nobel !!!
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)


This!!

But will he still remember us when he is rich and famous?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (2WIwB)

246 A man is forged where the fire burns deep,
In battles he fights while the world sleeps.
In debts he pays, in wounds he hides,
In the storms he faces with fear inside.

Posted by: runner, Poet Laureate, Doctor of Letters and Songs at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (AKptf)

247 You want a poem? Read Kipling's 'Tommy' …

"When the sun goes down / on Afghanistan's plains / and the women come out / to cut up what remains / just roll to your rifle / and blow out your brains / and go to your God like a soldier."

Posted by: Dr_No at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (ayRl+)

248 Our moral superiors, the Canadians:

A court is fining Jeremy Levy, mayor of a suburb of Montreal, ordering him to pay $30,000 for social media posts about Gaza, saying he does not want people from Gaza immigrating to Canada: "Their values ​​seem incompatible with ours, and I do not wish to welcome more hatred into our country".


The smarter ones have figured out that now is the time to establish your sanity bona fides by challenging the current lunatic regime. When the loons are overthrown, people will vote for those who stood firm.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)

249 247 You want a poem? Read Kipling's 'Tommy' …

"When the sun goes down / on Afghanistan's plains / and the women come out / to cut up what remains / just roll to your rifle / and blow out your brains / and go to your God like a soldier."

Posted by: Dr_No at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (ayRl+)

=========

"/ and he plays a mean pinball."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (U/SFE)

250 Well, he spoke and wrote in Latin... during the Classical period.

So... yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Greek, Latin, whatevah......

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (sl73Y)

251 My jaw
and sphincter clenched
in agony and arson
as I read the "poetry"
of Anne Carson

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (n5tGW)

252 Cyberpunk dogs.

Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)

253 Runner, are those your lines? A 'Net search turns up nothing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (wzUl9)

254 Thank you ! Thank you! You may all sit down. NO, I insist. SIT.DOWN. I would like to thank the Academy of All Awesome Stuff for this exceptional award! I totally deserve it !

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 11:58 AM (AKptf)

255 Well color my shocked that the people that rant about the dangers of fascism constantly also apparently want to destroy American statues honoring the men that fought in WWII...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)

256 “One equal temper of heroic hearts
 Made weak by time and fate.
 But strong in will.
 To strive, to seek, to find
 And not to yield.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 11:58 AM (kYmoU)

257 Runner, are those your lines? A 'Net search turns up nothing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (wzUl9)



no, of course not - chat GPT!

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 11:58 AM (AKptf)

258 See, see the boot of my foot

In the glow of the moon

And the glow of the sun

And the glow of the stars

And the glow of the little green ball of snot

That I picked from my nose

And flicked at the moon
And the glow of the moon

And the glow of the sun

And the glow of the stars

And the glow of the little green ball of snot…

Posted by: Grunthos the Flatulent at October 23, 2026 11:59 AM (3g9Kl)

259 JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)

I'm conflicted .

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:59 AM (Ti9vn)

260 A court is fining Jeremy Levy, mayor of a suburb of Montreal, ordering him to pay $30,000 for social media posts about Gaza, saying he does not want people from Gaza immigrating to Canada: "Their values ​​seem incompatible with ours, and I do not wish to welcome more hatred into our country".

At least central Americans will bring good food with them...

Gaza you are getting, uh, used goat kebab

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 11:59 AM (sKqQm)

261 Who blow up da owl?

Posted by: logprof at October 23, 2026 12:00 PM (19zXz)

262 I'd like to watch SWAT tune this fat fucktard up.

I'm actually quite worried - a number of Democratic governors are talking about calling up the National Guard "to protect polling places".

Our cold civil war may be on the verge of getting considerably hotter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 11:49 AM (aD4fx)
==
The problem is, what do they actually do. If they interfere in federal action supporting the enforcement of legal voting, and they are already called up, the president just nationalizes them.

I think the dems realize they aren't going to have a blue wave, and are maybe fearful they won't even get the House. Please, burn down your big blue urban hell holes as part of your hissey fit.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 23, 2026 12:00 PM (7/DDO)

263 Who knew excess awesome was an impeachable offense?

Hillary Clinton Favors Impeachment of Pete Hegseth, Other Trump Admin Officials

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 12:01 PM (ndZc7)

264 man is forged where the fire burns deep,
In battles he fights while the world sleeps.
In debts he pays, in wounds he hides,
In the storms he faces with fear inside.
Posted by: runner, Poet Laureate, Doctor of Letters and Songs at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (AKptf)

Sounds like a Spartan poem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:01 PM (Ti9vn)

265 "Goat ass"

By Abdul Abdullah

Yes, that's the entire poem

He won a Nobellah Prize for that

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 12:01 PM (iFTx/)

266 France is apparently going to light up tomorrow.

Major demonstrations planned.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 12:01 PM (aD4fx)

267 Sometimes think Knopfler is the last balladeer.
Posted by: Nazdar
__________

But a very sad one. Uplift is definitely not his thing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 11:35 AM (JzUSu)


Not always! He finished off by winning at the Nazareth Speedway, for instance.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 12:01 PM (Q6P2R)

268 Robert Browning is fine, but if you overdo it you'll get Robert Burns.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:02 PM (I0N4X)

269 “One equal temper of heroic hearts
Made weak by time and fate.
But strong in will.
To strive, to seek, to find
And not to yield.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026


***
M quoting that at the hearing in Skyfall was just one of the many highlights of that movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 12:02 PM (wzUl9)

270 "demonstrations"

Of what? Being illegal commie muzzie gutter scum?

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 12:03 PM (EX3Wq)

271 I'm in Texas so any Lefty uprising will be short and sweet.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:03 PM (Ti9vn)

272 55 I sprang to the stirrup, and Joris, and he;
I galloped, Dirck galloped, we galloped all three;
‘Good speed!’ cried the watch, as the gate-bolts undrew;
‘Speed!’ echoed the wall to us galloping through;
Behind shut the postern, the lights sank to rest,
And into the midnight we galloped abreast.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:12 AM (qlLNh)

This is very stirring! I did not know of this.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 12:03 PM (odBC9)

273 JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)


Uh oh. One step closer to YD's rape dogs.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (Q6P2R)

274 "The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee..."

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (AKptf)

275 There once were a lot of girls NOT from Nantucket...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (n5tGW)

276 Well color my shocked that the people that rant about the dangers of fascism constantly also apparently want to destroy American statues honoring the men that fought in WWII...
Posted by: 18-1

Sen. Elissa Slotkin
@SenatorSlotkin
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (ndZc7)

277
Major demonstrations planned.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2026 12:01 PM (aD4fx)

__________

The Steelers offensive line can clear the street. Good practice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (eRlcH)

278 JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)

I'm conflicted .
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 11:59 AM (Ti9vn)
----
"As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed to never break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise."

--Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (FZ29D)

279 My esteem for Bob Dylan in winning the Nobel Prize for Literature and decade ago has disintegrated like the victims of Thanos' snap. I should have known that the award would become as meaningless as the Nobel Peace Prize.

That previous paragraph makes me wonder why we always réfer to the latter as the Nobel Peace Prize, but all other categories as the Nobel Pruze for (appropriate category here.)

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (1DZZj)

280 "...Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown …"

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (AKptf)

281 Kinda partial to the poetry of Dana Gioia, James Dickey, Donald Justice, and Philip Larkin myself.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 23, 2026 12:05 PM (q3u5l)

282
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)

_________

Psycho Chihuahuas of Death

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 12:05 PM (eRlcH)

283 Sen. Elissa Slotkin
@SenatorSlotkin
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.

===

Bitch, were you alive when Obrak Rambama and Joe Bidet were in office ?

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 12:06 PM (AKptf)

284 179 Lindsey Graham was Gay?!!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 11:38 AM (Y/06r)

But would Robert Service call him "queer"?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2026 12:06 PM (1DZZj)

285 If the Dems do under perform and the election is even or there is a red wave their voters are now all expecting a blue wave so there will be a lot of pressure on those Dem governors to "stop Trump from steal the election"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)

286 Sen. Elissa Slotkin
@SenatorSlotkin
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 23, 2026 12:04 PM (ndZc7)
---
Counterpoint:

You and your Dem allies are trying to intimidate President Trump into submission. If you succeed with him, you WILL do it to EVERYONE ELSE.

GFY, you evil skank.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 12:07 PM (FZ29D)

287 I never understood making a robot to look like a human or dog or donkey. Seems unimaginative and not efficient.

A flying monkey spider dolphin. Now that would be good military use.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 12:07 PM (n5tGW)

288 >>Not always! He finished off by winning at the Nazareth Speedway, for instance.

Sailing to Philadelphia is tied for my second favourite Knopfler solo album with Shangri-La. Last song on Sailing is 'Sands of Nevada' which is one of his darkest.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:07 PM (NcvvS)

289 @SenatorSlotkin
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.

===

Bitch, were you alive when Obrak Rambama and Joe Bidet were in office ?


She just said that she wanted to intimidate right leaning people from getting into politics.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)

290 Horatius, At The Bridge

To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 12:07 PM (2WIwB)

291 Sen. Elissa Slotkin
@SenatorSlotkin
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.

More projection than a Space X launch releasing a Tesla jet car .

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 12:08 PM (Ti9vn)

292 Nood crimigrant

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 12:09 PM (sKqQm)

293 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 12:09 PM (NcvvS)

294 My mother was a professor of English literature, , so she taught about great male poets. I don't about that she taught about great female poets, although I think Emily Dickinson is fine, as is Christina Rossetti - the latter of which was a devoted Christian, and at least one of her poems was made into s Christian hymn.

I don't recall my mother ever discussing with me about women being better than men , ( She was married for a number of years before her early death) . She just appreciated great writers . I have a feeling that she would be appalled by the "girl power" feminists of this day,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 12:09 PM (JrHfD)

295 "The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle's wreck
Shone round him o'er the dead."
( -- Felicia Hemans, "Casabianca")

Fleming had Bond reference this, and say, "I've wanted to copy him since I was five."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 12:11 PM (wzUl9)

296 I can make Weasel eyes twitch:

https://tinyurl.com/yucd6t9f

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 23, 2026 12:11 PM (xg/DD)

297 Senator Slotkin
With a bare bodkin
In the kitchen.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (kYmoU)

298 One Service poem that gets little attention is a real gooder: The Ballad of Lenin's Tomb.

Service had hitherto been held in high regard by the Soviets of the day, but that one made him an unperson for Soviet culture.

I have linked it here in the past, but go look it up. It is a fun read.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (n7Dzq)

299 polynikes

A lot of the farmers around blue areas in Kansas have hole-punchers of various sorts in the cab of the tractor. One farmer shot dead a trespasser near Topeka with a shotgun. He was not charged.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 12:13 PM (u82oZ)

300
Grab a drink and have a seat, this is the story of Big Ass Lil' and Yukon Pete...

The rest is decidedly NOT safe for work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 12:15 PM (iqcvy)

301 Her poetry sounds like something that would be recited at Open Mike Night in a beatnik bar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 11:09 AM (rsVfX)

Beavis and Butt-head covered her poetry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XYuozREGwA

Posted by: janmarch at October 23, 2026 12:17 PM (rQyGG)

302 Here lies the body of Mary Lee.
Died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years, she kept her virginity.
Not a bad record for this vicinity.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2026 12:18 PM (sq2pj)

303
One of the important things I learned in college was that anyone who began a poem with "In my dream..." was invariably an insufferable douchebag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 12:19 PM (iqcvy)

304 The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled;


There's a funny bit in one of the Swallows and Amazons books referencing that poem. The "Amazon" sisters' great-aunt comes to visit, and to try and prevent them from rollicking about as is their wont, she demands they learn a poem and be ready to recite it in a few days. With a nod and a wink, their uncle suggests "Casablanca" ... knowing that the sisters already know the poem by heart. Great-aunt agrees, and thus the Amazons are free to go adventuring for a while, great-aunt none the wiser.

Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 12:21 PM (Q6P2R)

305 Jim Croce was another who wrote song lyrics that rose to the level of poetry, IMO -- both his comic songs ("Leroy Brown") and his serious ones ("Time in a Bottle").
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 11:21 AM (qlLNh)

Bobby Charles, too. Songwriter on many well-beloved songs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:27 PM (n7Dzq)

306 I agree that Jim Croce was a fine poet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 12:34 PM (JrHfD)

307 I'm retired and I read a lot of books. I will say that the book industry is dominated by female writers. It's hard to find newer books that aren't what I consider to be "girlie" books.

And there's way too much gay stuff in the newer books, even books written by guys who should know better. I'm not anti-gay, but I just think that every book doesn't need to have a gay couple or two that are thrown in gratuitously with no real connection to the story.

Finally, I am completely sick of authors who use "they" as a singular pronoun. Sometimes it gets confusing and makes it difficult to determine how may people are being discussed.

Posted by: Ralph at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (8WZD4)

308 Does this post coming out now have anything to do with Trump new gay dementia ?
Obviously I believe it does

Is it some type of mirrored projection? Is there a lot of agreement in Trump's fascination with the buttocks of other men?

How telling is it that Trump's gay dementia can not even be mentioned on this blog

Posted by: Paul at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (nPiLU)

309 Poems were never my thing unless they started with "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Posted by: barney rubble at October 23, 2026 01:00 PM (KdP3q)

310 I agree with the Physic's Geek's comment...which should be Pulitzer Prize worthy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 01:34 PM (hzuYO)

311 Masculine poetry, haiku style (5-7-5), baseball edition:

I came on home plate
Yippee-kay-ayyy mo'fucker
Shot heard round the world

Posted by: UncleJefe at October 23, 2026 02:26 PM (DzC+b)

312 Leslie Charteris, the author of the Saint adventure stories, sometimes included humorous poetry in his 1920s-'30s work.

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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Magritte Condition.jpg

La condition humaine
René François Ghislain Magritte

Surrealism is a particularly obnoxious art movement, in part because some of its adherents have only the barest artistic skill, and partly because surrealism is an excuse to take the mundane and inject in it ridiculous extremes of thought. Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar!

Thankfully Magritte had artistic skill...the dude could paint! And his subjects are often clever and interesting rather than just chosen to hide lack of technical skill. But the other part? Yes, the subject is interesting and clever, but it is a stretch to suggest that it speaks to the human condition. It may very well speak to Magritte's condition, but to universalize it is pompous and arrogant.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (zFt5U)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

3 No boobs

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (hF6pc)

4 No dogs, either.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

5 The most surrealistic part of this is that the sniper is hidden in the painting itself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)

6 I kinda like Magritte. His stuff is sorta whimsical.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

7 Pompous? Arrogant? He's appropriating French culture!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 09:34 AM (5gSUs)

8 Lawn could use a mowing. Hadrian, get on it.

Posted by: Bad Boy Mowers at October 23, 2026 09:34 AM (EdP2u)

9
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:34 AM (eRlcH)

10 Are those... guitar staves?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 09:34 AM (Y/06r)

11 I'd hang it in spare bedroom. It's a neat painting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM (8B4gm)

12 What is the flying thing they are all fascinated by?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM (Y/06r)

13 La condition humaine

Has skill and cleverness. Is he mocking pretentious artists?

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM (IYMzU)

14 Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

15 Very cool! Thank you.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM (2ap+5)

16 Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar!
__________

Sometimes.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 23, 2026 09:36 AM (JzUSu)

17 11 I'd hang it in spare bedroom. It's a neat painting.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM (8B4gm)

Surrealism kind of depends on you being able to figure out what the joke is- or else the painter is just a pompous jackass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 09:36 AM (Y/06r)

18 It may very well speak to Magritte's condition,

***********

Alternate title:

Windows™ Meeeeeeee!

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 09:36 AM (I0N4X)

19 Extremely boring drapes. One could do better at Goodwill.

Posted by: It's Curtains For you, Mugsy! at October 23, 2026 09:37 AM (EdP2u)

20 The easel was confusing that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 23, 2026 09:37 AM (yTY59)

21 What is the flying thing they are all fascinated by?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 09:35 AM


Aren't you glad that penguins can't fly?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 09:38 AM (0sNs1)

22 I have always liked his "On The Treachery of Images" where a pipe is not a pipe

Posted by: jscd3 at October 23, 2026 09:38 AM (4CG+c)

23 Some elements of Ruler Art on display here.

Posted by: The Straights of Hormuz at October 23, 2026 09:39 AM (EdP2u)

24 Magritte might be a fun word for a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at October 23, 2026 09:40 AM (yTY59)

25 Meh. Surrealism doesn't do anything for me.

Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

26 would hang!

guests will be drawn to it like ants to a cheesecake and be so deep into discussing its meaning that i will not have to serve anything after the first round of beers

a money saver in the long run

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 09:40 AM (5rh/l)

27
Pompous and arrogant? French artists?

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 09:40 AM (Y8DZL)

28 If this was realism, when you looked at the painting within the painting you would see a dog run across the lawn chasing a Frisbee.

Now THAT would be some artistic talent...

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 09:40 AM (I0N4X)

29 Always thought Magritte was at least interesting.
Would hang, just not sure where.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 09:41 AM (vJPf4)

30 The impact of the artist’s work is almost exactly the same as if he had done nothing at all. Your view of the world is unchanged by his art other than things seeming a bit off. That’s a pretty good summary of art affecting the human condition CBD.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 23, 2026 09:41 AM (IetnX)

31 25 Meh. Surrealism doesn't do anything for me.
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

Surrealism loses value when reality is pretty fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

32 Barest artistic skill
Well isn't that most paintings arter the masters a century ago?

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 09:43 AM (AbxmX)

33 It is very well done, especially the detail in the main subjects.
He coasted for the rest of the room, but that was never the focus.

You're right, it's interesting and well done but it's not going to be thought of as amazing art that appeal to everybody - it's far too conservative & tame, compared to something approaching psychedelic like a Dali painting.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:44 AM (6ydKt)

34 I could just hang an empty frame and get the same effect.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 23, 2026 09:44 AM (IetnX)

35 If you squint, you can see what's going on in the painting.

Quite easel-ly.

Posted by: Oh, no.... at October 23, 2026 09:44 AM (yTY59)

36 REALISM: Move that painting aside and you would see the neighbor's wife in a house dress and curlers, smoking a cigarette, picking up the trash strewn in the alley by a pack of raccoons that tipped over the wheelie bin last night

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

37 Easels Ripped My Flesh!

Posted by: Obligatory Zappa Quote at October 23, 2026 09:45 AM (EdP2u)

38 Instead of going outside, we'll look out through a window.
Instead of looking out through a window, we'll look at a painting of a view through a window.
Instead of looking at a painting of a view through a window, we'll look at a painting of a painting of a view through a window positioned directly in lieu of the same view through the same window.
I think that's what Magritte was going for, more or less. Title is still arrogant, but perhaps not too inaccurate.

Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at October 23, 2026 09:46 AM (RGM7y)

39 What a pane!

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

40 If you squint, you can see what's going on in the painting.

Quite easel-ly.
Posted by: Oh, no....

You're brushing with a broad stroke there.

Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 09:46 AM (lJ0H4)

41 22 I have always liked his "On The Treachery of Images" where a pipe is not a pipe
Posted by: jscd3 at October 23, 2026 09:38 AM
****

All piping shall be tubular.
All tubing shall be pipular.

Posted by: The Specifications at October 23, 2026 09:47 AM (yTY59)

42 Is this work saying that literal painting is not interesting if you can look out the window instead?

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2ap+5)

43 At first I thought, "why is there a hat floating in the sky?"

Oh, cause he's being meta painting a painting of what he's painting and that's the top of the easel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 09:48 AM (3cUTc)

44 After I figured out what the joke was, I totally lost interest in this piece. It has no purpose other than it’s “surrealism.”

What’s the difference between surrealism and magical realism?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 09:48 AM (7Z4GG)

45 alley by a pack of raccoons that tipped over the wheelie bin last night
Posted by: muldoon

Raccoons and Bats are prime vectors for rabies and should be exterminated for the good of society at large.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at October 23, 2026 09:48 AM (EdP2u)

46 But we're so CUTE!

Posted by: The trash pandas at October 23, 2026 09:50 AM (yTY59)

47 I like Surrealism.

I call this painting: I See What You Did There.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 23, 2026 09:50 AM (s1VwS)

48 Magritte is my favorite painter and his work is all over the house. The epitome of surrealism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

49 Trump d’Oeil?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)

50 We appreciate the publicity.

Posted by: Dick Blick Art Supplies at October 23, 2026 09:51 AM (EdP2u)

51 Yes, the subject is interesting and clever, but it is a stretch to suggest that it speaks to the human condition. It may very well speak to Magritte's condition, but to universalize it is pompous and arrogant.
=====

I believe he intends to be satirical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)

52 Clever.
Once.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:53 AM (sl73Y)

53 I love to paint in the park on the weekends.

Easel like a Sunday morning.

Posted by: Lionel Richie at October 23, 2026 09:53 AM (yTY59)

54 A friend can see right through you.

Posted by: And still likes the view at October 23, 2026 09:54 AM (yTY59)

55 Is "real life" an artifice created in someone else's imagination?

Does that make it less "real?"

How are we to know what we see is "real?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

56
The Surreal Killer - a limerick

Magritte's style of painting is a treasure
Giving viewers of his art a bit of pleasure
With perspective slightly skewed
This is what he might have viewed
If he'd lived across the street from M.C. Escher!

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 09:54 AM (I0N4X)

57 What’s the difference between surrealism and magical realism?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 09:48 AM (7Z4GG)

Surrealism is more dream-like, disconnected pieces of reality sewn together, things that are impossible in reality but possible in dreams, with dream logic & imagery attached.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:55 AM (6ydKt)

58 Bravo muldoon!

Posted by: Limerick Lover at October 23, 2026 09:56 AM (yTY59)

59 What is the flying thing they are all fascinated by?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


No idea. Something on a wire.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:56 AM (zFt5U)

60 After it's framed, the value of the art will skyrocket in value by the price of the frame.

Posted by: Miter Saw Manny at October 23, 2026 09:56 AM (EdP2u)

61
Well done Muldoon.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:57 AM (sl73Y)

62 The human condition is perfectly captured by Piranesi's etchings.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 09:57 AM (2ap+5)

63 What a pane!
Posted by: muldoon
______

That's silly.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 09:59 AM (JzUSu)

64 What is the flying thing they are all fascinated by?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I can't see it, Elaine!

Posted by: Mr. Pitt at October 23, 2026 09:59 AM (yTY59)

65 Nothing is real.
And Nothing to get hung about.

Posted by: I Bury Paul at October 23, 2026 09:59 AM (EdP2u)

66 Salvador Dali was the most technically skilled of the surrealists and the most hated by the movement. The reason? He rejected communism and supported the Catholic Church.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Ti9vn)

67 55 Is "real life" an artifice created in someone else's imagination?

Does that make it less "real?"

How are we to know what we see is "real?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

Reality is. Its the rock you stub your toe on. It exists independent of your imagination or anyone else's. Air is reality, water is reality, gravity is reality. Heat and cold, bears and bobcats, sharks and sun are all real.

Cross them at your hazard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 23, 2026 10:00 AM (s1VwS)

68 Would hang, just not sure where.

**********

On an easel in front of the guess bedroom window?

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 10:01 AM (I0N4X)

69 Mais, me, I likes me some Magritte. Not all … some. Ol' Dude knew how to paint, and da's f' true yeah, you …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 23, 2026 10:01 AM (ayRl+)

70 Trois guitares plantees dans le sol.

Posted by: Windows on The Rue Morgue at October 23, 2026 10:01 AM (mB8nr)

71 La condition humaine, 1933
René Magritte, Artist, Belgian, 1898 - 1967

National Gallery of Art, discussed this painting.

In part, Two of Magritte's favored themes were the "window painting" and the "painting within a painting." The Human Condition is one of Magritte's earliest treatments of either subject, and in it he combines the two, making what may be his most subtle and profound statement of their shared meaning."

Ending with, "Both are part of the same painting, the same artistic fabrication. It is perhaps to this repeating cycle, in which the viewer, even against his will, sees the one as real and the other as representation, that Magritte's title makes reference."

Also published in 1933, La Condition humaine (Man's Fate) is a 1933 French novel by André Malraux that won the Prix Goncourt.

It's about the "failed communist insurrection and resultant massacre in Shanghai in 1927, and the existential quandaries facing a diverse group of people associated with the revolution. Along with Les Conquérants (1928 – "The Conquerors") and La Voie Royale (1930 – "The Royal Way"), it forms a trilogy on revolution in Asia." (Wikipedia)

Interesting lessons.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 23, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

72 I believe he intends to be satirical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)


And what is he satirizing?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 10:05 AM (k5CNB)

73 I did a painting of six famous abstract paintings to make fun of how easy it is to copy the work. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:05 AM (Ti9vn)

74 Ugly drapes. Weird drone.

Posted by: Wormword at October 23, 2026 10:06 AM (yOcCL)

75 "This is not a window"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

76 I really liked the Pierce Bronson Thomas Crown Affair movie.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:06 AM (Ti9vn)

77 I did a painting of six famous abstract paintings to make fun of how easy it is to copy the work. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:05 AM (Ti9vn)

Nice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 10:06 AM (BI5O2)

78 Dali...

He rejected communism and supported the Catholic Church.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Ti9vn)


He also briefly supported slavery, so I am not going to take his political views seriously. Just shut up and paint.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 10:08 AM (k5CNB)

79 What is the flying thing they are all fascinated by?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026


***
There's a faint straight line running from the white pole to the brown object, so it's not really floating. But the line (a wire?) does not look strong enough to support anything without sagging, so it might as well be floating.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:09 AM (wzUl9)

80 I prefer "Winky Dink And You", where children drew on a plastic film affixed to the TV screen with special crayons. Of course, this led to naughty children drawing on the TV screen with regular Crayolas.

Posted by: And Many Spankings at October 23, 2026 10:09 AM (EdP2u)

81 He also briefly supported slavery, so I am not going to take his political views seriously. Just shut up and paint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 10:08 AM (k5CNB)

That was deliberate attempt to shock.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:10 AM (Ti9vn)

82
78 Dali...

He rejected communism and supported the Catholic Church.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Ti9vn)

He also briefly supported slavery, so I am not going to take his political views seriously. Just shut up and paint.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 10:08 AM (k5CNB)

========

He saw...a rhinoceros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgF6m9VGIJE.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:10 AM (U/SFE)

83 Dali was not a serious artist, he was a social media influencer ahead of his time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 10:11 AM (p9+j8)

84 I prefer "Winky Dink And You", where children drew on a plastic film affixed to the TV screen with special crayons. Of course, this led to naughty children drawing on the TV screen with regular Crayolas.
Posted by: And Many Spankings

OMG! I remember Winky Dink.

Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)

85 Dali was not a serious artist, he was a social media influencer ahead of his time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 10:11 AM (p9+j

His Christ of St John painting is fantastic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:12 AM (Ti9vn)

86 The super woke murder mystery series on Prime This Is Not a Murder Mystery is set at a coming out party for future surrealist stars including today's featured artist Magritte as well as Dali, Man Ray, Lee Miller, Max Ernest et al. Indeed the title is inspired by one of Magritte's paintings entitled This Is Not a Pipe. The woke is so over the top woke I can't tell if it's supposed to be drama or satire. In addition, the Dali character chews the scenery like nobody's business and the chief detective is played by Stephen Tompkinson who is often considered a comedic actor (and is one of the few actors I recognize). I've decided to consider it a comedy/ satire and enjoy watching it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

87 80 I prefer "Winky Dink And You", where children drew on a plastic film affixed to the TV screen with special crayons. Of course, this led to naughty children drawing on the TV screen with regular Crayolas.
Posted by: And Many Spankings

😀 Absolutely.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 23, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

88 It's clever... I like it but I've always liked Magritte

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 10:13 AM (+gK6I)

89 Dali's Pavilion at the 1939 NY World's Fair featured real swimming topless mermaids, so that's always a plus.

Posted by: The People's Choice at October 23, 2026 10:14 AM (EdP2u)

90 In the current era of infinite screens and everyone at concerts and art galleries looking at everything through their phone, this painting says a lot more about the human condition than it did in 1933. Remarkably forward looking.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:14 AM (2ocoG)

91 I prefer "Winky Dink And You", where children drew on a plastic film affixed to the TV screen with special crayons. Of course, this led to naughty children drawing on the TV screen with regular Crayolas.
Posted by: And Many Spankings

OMG! I remember Winky Dink.
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 10:12 AM


And let us not forget Shrinky Dinks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 10:15 AM (KRh8R)

92 My Art Historian wife flew to D.C. last night to spend the weekend at Georgetown Univ., where she will have the opportunity to look at and handle two printings of The Life of St. Francis of Assisi, illustrated. One from 1596 and the other from 1630. She's waited years for the opportunity. I'm a little jealous.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 23, 2026 10:15 AM (vV6n9)

93
Mattie Ross From Dardanelle County - a limerick

I'd like to buy a painting that will fit
And I have to like it more than 'just a bit'
Now what would be ideal
Is a piece that is surreal
I'm looking for a man with true Magritte

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

94 I believe he intends to be satirical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)

And what is he satirizing?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Dumb asses who buy his paintings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

95 His Christ of St John painting is fantastic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:12 AM (Ti9vn)


It is....much better than his politics.

I think I used it a long time ago, but if not, expect to see it next week!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (k5CNB)

96 I like this. The artist actually rejected psychoanalysis of his art. Then goes on to say he is showing how we see the world both internally (inside the room) and externally, the same scene outside. So. But I like the painting!

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (ZdaMQ)

97 OMG! I remember Winky Dink.
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 10:12 AM

And let us not forget Shrinky Dinks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I was in the pool!
Posted by: George Costanza

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (zFt5U)

98 I don't like the subject. Kinda boring.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (Dd7BU)

99 I was in the pool!
Posted by: George Costanza
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM


Knew that was inbound the second I hit post. The Horde does not disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 10:17 AM (KRh8R)

100 OMG! I remember Winky Dink.
Posted by: Tuna

You might remember the 1969 revival, but it was on in the 1950-56 era and was extremely popular then.

Posted by: Unless You're REALLY Old! at October 23, 2026 10:18 AM (EdP2u)

101 At first I thought, "why is there a hat floating in the sky?"
*
Oh, cause he's being meta painting a painting of what he's painting and that's the top of the easel.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026


***
You're right! The easel is like a pane of glass, invisible and utterly transparent. You can see it cutting a notch in the drape on the left.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:19 AM (wzUl9)

102 Well hello, Dali.

Posted by: Satchmo at October 23, 2026 10:19 AM (yTY59)

103 It is....much better than his politics.

I think I used it a long time ago, but if not, expect to see it next week!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 10:16 AM (k5CNB)

I don't like his weird views either but the Lefty art world hated him so I tend to defend him.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:20 AM (Ti9vn)

104 You're right! The easel is like a pane of glass, invisible and utterly transparent. You can see it cutting a notch in the drape on the left.

Yup. As I commented earlier, it's a low-tech version of people who look at everything through their phone.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:20 AM (2ocoG)

105 Mattie Ross From Dardanelle County - a limerick

I'd like to buy a painting that will fit
And I have to like it more than 'just a bit'
Now what would be ideal
Is a piece that is surreal
I'm looking for a man with true Magritte
Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026


***
Unfortunately, Mattie would be the first to correct you and say she was from "near Dardanelle in Yell County."

Brilliant limerick, Muldoon!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)

106 Willowed from the Morning Report:

Brietbart has a story about the riots spreading. Something is awesome about this story.
The ass on the LE lady in the picture is absolutely fantastic.
Posted by: Reforger



Yes. Yes it is.

https://tinyurl.com/yxfntpn2

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 10:22 AM (zFt5U)

107 > I'm looking for a man with true Magritte

Baby sister, I was born game, and I mean to go out that way.

Posted by: R. Cogburn at October 23, 2026 10:22 AM (yTY59)

108 Dali was an instinctive marketer, and an utterly shameless self-promoter. He was also an excellent artist.

Both can be true at the same time.

For a hundred years now, most artists are no talent hacks who got good at being hucksters. Hacksters, I'll call them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)

109 I saw on Newsmax this morning that they're expecting the riots to start back up this weekend. If they're regularly scheduled, can someone find out who's scheduling them and drop a MOAB on them?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

110 During the post-WWII era, Dalí entered an artistic period he dubbed Nuclear Mysticism. This phase beautifully blended his renewed fascination with Catholic iconography—such as the Eucharist and the Crucifixion—with modern breakthroughs in nuclear physics and quantum mechanics.

Art historians and peers frequently debate whether Dalí’s dramatic shift from revolutionary communism to devout Catholic monarchism was born out of genuine spiritual conviction, or if it was a calculated, opportunistic move to secure safety, financial prosperity, and state protection under the Franco regime.
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He was a phallic obsessed nut, imho, but I know nothing about fine art.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 23, 2026 10:24 AM (NFX2v)

111 109 I saw on Newsmax this morning that they're expecting the riots to start back up this weekend. If they're regularly scheduled, can someone find out who's scheduling them and drop a MOAB on them?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

=======

From what I've seen, Italy's cracked down to the point where the riots are no more than roving gangs who cause some minor mayhem, steal a purse or two, and run off.

France just lets things happen because they're cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:24 AM (U/SFE)

112 It's a statement that means completely different things if it is said about a man or a woman.

Posted by: What an ass! at October 23, 2026 10:24 AM (yTY59)

113 not sure if i've seen this but art institute had a magritte exhibit 35yrs ago and i went with a girl named marguerite.
we've had the fireplace train here, no?

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 10:25 AM (Bep7s)

114 The canvas could never be as bright as the outdoors - it would be very dark against the window.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 23, 2026 10:25 AM (w6EFb)

115 What a pane!
Posted by: muldoon
______

That's silly.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


***************

The Paolo is...how you say...double hung, no?

Posted by: The Paolo at October 23, 2026 10:26 AM (I0N4X)

116 I'm looking for a man with true Magritte

Baby sister, I was born game, and I mean to go out that way.
Posted by: R. Cogburn



I was born kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I plan to go out that way.
Posted by: Me

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 10:27 AM (zFt5U)

117 The painting could use some boobs, make it more interesting.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 10:28 AM (Dd7BU)

118 Willowed from the Morning Report:

Brietbart has a story about the riots spreading. Something is awesome about this story.
The ass on the LE lady in the picture is absolutely fantastic.
Posted by: Reforger

Yes. Yes it is.

https://tinyurl.com/yxfntpn2

Posted by: rickb223

JJ's link I Watched The Worst Netflix Woke Slop That’s Ever Been Made, And I Barely Survived The Experience is funny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

119 IMO Picasso is embraced as one of history's greatest artists only because he was a commie.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:29 AM (Ti9vn)

120 Considering some of his other weird , creepy works, this is not bad. More cheerful than people with kerchiefs hiding their faces.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 10:30 AM (JrHfD)

121 55 Is "real life" an artifice created in someone else's imagination?

Does that make it less "real?"

How are we to know what we see is "real?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:31 AM (Y/06r)

122 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 10:31 AM (I0N4X)

123 This art would make a great Windows™ screen saver.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 10:32 AM (I0N4X)

124 I'm looking for a man with true Magritte

Baby sister, I was born game, and I mean to go out that way.
Posted by: R. Cogburn at October 23, 2026


***
"It's not like I robbed a citizen of his gold watch."
"It' still stealing."
"That was the position them New Mexicans took! I had to flee for my life!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:34 AM (wzUl9)

125 Well, the landslide bring it down...

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at October 23, 2026 10:34 AM (yTY59)

126 BRO-FO Omar’s REAL Name Revealed In Explosive DOJ Filing

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I thought it was Beelzebub.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

127 OT:

Does anyone else think Kristallnacht?

https://instapundit.com/831086/

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:35 AM (Y/06r)

128
I saw Pompous and Arrogant open for Bruce Springsteen at the Superdome in '87.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 10:35 AM (73qb8)

129 125 Well, the landslide bring it down...
Posted by: Stevie Nicks at October 23, 2026 10:34 AM (yTY59)

This is another one where I like the covers better than the original.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:35 AM (Y/06r)

130 Magritted his teeth and set to work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

131 They kicked out Congressmen for a lot less than what has already been proven against the multiple name Congresswomen .

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:37 AM (Ti9vn)

132 Baby sister, I was born game, and I mean to go out that way.
Posted by: R. Cogburn
*
I was born kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I plan to go out that way.
Posted by: Me
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026


***
"I was born with a sword in my hand!"

"Must have been awkward for your mother in that case."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

133 I'm at the Surreal Tire Store this morning.

I'm getting all 4 tires replaced with Housecats.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 10:38 AM (73qb8)

134 Now, this is art.

https://tinyurl.com/yhnj4mzk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

135 This is another one where I like the covers better than the original.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:35 AM (Y/06r)

Me too. Dixie Chicks killed it then killed their career.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:38 AM (Ti9vn)

136
Margaritas >>>> Magritte

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 10:38 AM (eRlcH)

137 I'm at the Surreal Tire Store this morning.

I'm getting all 4 tires replaced with Housecats.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 10:38 AM (73qb

What was the tire brand commercial where the tires were Tigers?

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:39 AM (Ti9vn)

138 I'm at the Surreal Tire Store this morning.

I'm getting all 4 tires replaced with Housecats.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026


***
All black ones, or tabbies? Or maybe tuxedo cats for that retro whitewalls look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:39 AM (wzUl9)

139 Me too. Dixie Chicks killed it then killed their career.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:38 AM (Ti9vn)

Well, a non-retarded musician is the exception rather than the rule.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:39 AM (Y/06r)

140
What was the tire brand commercial where the tires were Tigers?
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026


***
Uniroyals, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:39 AM (wzUl9)

141 Obama bottoms ossoff!

Posted by: Headless woman in topless bar at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (yTY59)

142 Not only was Magritte a fine painter, she was a very good nurse!

Posted by: Dr Charles Emmerson Winchester III at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (sdSI9)

143 114 The canvas could never be as bright as the outdoors - it would be very dark against the window.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 23, 2026 10:25 AM (w6EFb)

The clouds wouldn’t stay still, either. Surrealism vs. photorealism?

Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (ZdaMQ)

144 The internet is fantastic. Uniroyal was the tire brand.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (Ti9vn)

145 Byron York
@ByronYork
Rep. Ilhan Omar filed documents with Congress saying her wealth was between $6 million and $30 million. Now she says that was a mistake, and her wealth is actually between $18,000 and $95,000. That's quite a difference.

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Have you checked the couch cushions?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

146
Tuxedos!

I love the old white walls look.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (73qb8)

147 Uniroyals, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:39 AM (wzUl9)

Thanks.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (Ti9vn)

148 145 Byron York
@ByronYork
Rep. Ilhan Omar filed documents with Congress saying her wealth was between $6 million and $30 million. Now she says that was a mistake, and her wealth is actually between $18,000 and $95,000. That's quite a difference.

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Have you checked the couch cushions?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

She was taken in by a Nigerian scam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (Y/06r)

149 whoa

>>@USAttyPirro
·
8m
>>This morning, two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Floris, 46, and Bradley Benavides, 56, surrendered on arrest warrants after being charged with lying to Congress about their roles on the Foreign Influence Task Force during the 2020 election. Floris and Benavides allegedly lied to Congress about their roles in the FBI’s Hunter Biden investigations, with one claiming they only learned about it from Wikipedia - despite evidence showing their involvement in helping shape the public narrative about Hunter Biden’s laptop right before the election

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)

150 What was the tire brand commercial where the tires were Tigers?
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026

***
Is this about me?

Posted by: Little Black Sambo at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (yTY59)

151 Ok, clothesline. Which also clips into the curtains.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:43 AM (Y/06r)

152 Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)

I bet they hate ICE too.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:43 AM (Ti9vn)

153 What’s the difference between surrealism and magical realism?

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Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 10:44 AM (rsVfX)

154 Remember how we were supposed to be aghast because Vivek put out a potentially misleading ad about Amy Acton featuring her mother who said Acton was a liar (without disclosing the messy and potentially abusive nature of their relationship)? About how it was such a misstep that Vivek's team was obviously retarded?

Well, Republican turnout improved the following day in Early Voting while Dem turnout slightly declined.

https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2113427497459310779

"For the 400 people who asked me if the Ohio ad hurt the GOP ticket, the answer is no. I have reviewed today’s numbers.

The top 27 counties in terms of turning out their 2024 presidential vote count remain Trump-won. There are 88 counties.

Athens County, #28 ranked in this and the first blue county we find under this measure, fell from 25th yesterday."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:44 AM (U/SFE)

155 Brietbart has a story about the riots spreading. Something is awesome about this story.
The ass on the LE lady in the picture is absolutely fantastic.
Posted by: Reforger

+1

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 10:44 AM (8B4gm)

156 149 whoa

>>@USAttyPirro
·
8m
>>This morning, two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Floris, 46, and Bradley Benavides, 56, surrendered on arrest warrants after being charged with lying to Congress about their roles on the Foreign Influence Task Force during the 2020 election. Floris and Benavides allegedly lied to Congress about their roles in the FBI’s Hunter Biden investigations, with one claiming they only learned about it from Wikipedia - despite evidence showing their involvement in helping shape the public narrative about Hunter Biden’s laptop right before the election

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)

========

"I don't want press releases. I want arrests."

*arrests happen*

"I don't want arrests, I want Trey Gowdy shouting at them in committee hearings."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:45 AM (U/SFE)

157 80 pops would get furious when i would shoot my zulu suction cup blow darts at the tv. if i had said 'that's what they're for!" he woulda crowned me.

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Bep7s)

158 >Now she says that was a mistake, and her wealth is actually between $18,000 and $95,000.

+++

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at October 23, 2026 10:45 AM (yTY59)

159 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:44 AM (U/SFE)

People couldn't determine there was a messy relationship between the two without further context? LOL.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (Ti9vn)

160 Does anyone else think Kristallnacht?

https://instapundit.com/831086/

Posted by: Aetius451AD

What's happening in France is not Kristallnacht. Kristallnacht lasted only one night.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

161 >>I bet they hate ICE too.

These two scumbags were at the heart of covering up the Biden family corruption in Ukraine prior to the 2020 election.

Flores also was responsible for covering up Chinese interference in the election and claimed she was "running a shadow government".

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (viF8m)

162 Tuxedos!

I love the old white walls look.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026


***
My big red Buick would look great with them. But the only ones I can find online are like $300 EACH.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

163 145 Byron York
@ByronYork
Rep. Ilhan Omar filed documents with Congress saying her wealth was between $6 million and $30 million. Now she says that was a mistake, and her wealth is actually between $18,000 and $95,000. That's quite a difference.

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Have you checked the couch cushions?

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A rounding error, probably.

Fucking CPAs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 10:47 AM (rsVfX)

164 84 "breeding ignorance and feeding radiation"
my only claim to fame is being able to recite "i'm the slime" verbatim.

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

165 You know, one interesting dynamic of voting season is that it blurs the october surprise.

Now, while that might be a bonus, I think it also is horrific. You might find out that guy you voted for in early voting is a double axe murderer.

Same day. Paper ballots. Hell, I would be ok with a tattoo where they put the years you voted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:47 AM (Y/06r)

166 Oh, ID is a given.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:48 AM (Y/06r)

167 159 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:44 AM (U/SFE)

People couldn't determine there was a messy relationship between the two without further context? LOL.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (Ti9vn)

=======

It's October. It was a punch in the mouth. It was gutterly emotional. Her own mother cutting an ad against her.

Countering that with, "Well, there are court document proving that their relationship was fraught with abuse," may convince a handful of persuadables that the attack ad was in bad taste.

But it's nothing compared to the number of people who won't hear it and go, "This Acton lady seems bad."

That's negative political advertising. That's how it's supposed to work.

And we complain about how Republicans never fight dirty, going Queensbury rules when Democrats refuse to play fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:48 AM (U/SFE)

168 *These two scumbags were at the heart of covering up the Biden family corruption in Ukraine prior to the 2020 election.*


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at October 23, 2026 10:48 AM (yTY59)

169 Using someone’s mom in an ad: 1000X worse than Hitler

Calling Trump Hitler in ads: that’s just politics man

Posted by: The Rules at October 23, 2026 10:48 AM (YNt71)

170 Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (viF8m)

I would buy a farm so I could bet the farm that those two are on a Cartel payroll also.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:48 AM (Ti9vn)

171 What's happening in France is not Kristallnacht. Kristallnacht lasted only one night.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

Kristallnacht was also the kick off of a long process.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (Y/06r)

172 BTW, Ursula von der Leyen who runs the EU now says they were tricked by Putin into allowing mass immigration.

Hey, if that's what it takes to get them to do the right thing...

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (2ocoG)

173 Somebody's doing something.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (8B4gm)

174 This painting is almost realistic. There is some kind of little blotch on the carpet on the lower left. Perhaps Magritte had a cat who liked to throw up his breakfast from time to time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (wzUl9)

175 That's negative political advertising. That's how it's supposed to work.

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (rsVfX)

176 169 Using someone’s mom in an ad: 1000X worse than Hitler

Calling Trump Hitler in ads: that’s just politics man
Posted by: The Rules at October 23, 2026 10:48 AM (YNt71)

I find this whole thing amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (Y/06r)

177 91 my folks got me the traceable book for that, but would not buy me the plastic sheets. so i had to use container lids.

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (Bep7s)

178 The NFL should cancel that game in Paris. Let the teams play in Hawaii instead. No use giving the rioters more publicity. And the French don't seem like they are trying to make the game safe for the teams or the fans.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (Dd7BU)

179 This is a big f'ing deal.

>>@FBIDirectorKash

>>Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden.

>>The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since-dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (viF8m)

180
175 That's negative political advertising. That's how it's supposed to work.

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (rsVfX)

=======

Romney should have countered with, "Obama sucked my cock," ads featuring dudes whether true or not, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (U/SFE)

181 172 BTW, Ursula von der Leyen who runs the EU now says they were tricked by Putin into allowing mass immigration.

Hey, if that's what it takes to get them to do the right thing...
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:49 AM (2ocoG)

LOL. 'We were tricked! We'll do better next time!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (Y/06r)

182 Countering that with, "Well, there are court document proving that their relationship was fraught with abuse," may convince a handful of persuadables that the attack ad was in bad taste.

But it's nothing compared to the number of people who won't hear it and go, "This Acton lady seems bad."


There's a saying "if you're explaining, you're losing".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (2ocoG)

183 182
There's a saying "if you're explaining, you're losing".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (2ocoG)

=

"Republicans refuse to fight dirty. That's why Democrats always win."

*Republican fights dirty.*

"Did you cross reference that charge? Seriously, we can't be sloppy here! We have to fight by Queensbury rules!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 10:51 AM (U/SFE)

184 Marco is still my guy for 2028 but I was impressed with JD telling Republicans to grow a fucking backbone over this Ohio ad.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 23, 2026 10:51 AM (YNt71)

185 Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (Dd7BU)

I think it already was cancelled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)

186 For the Left, disowning your parents is a positive attribute.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (Ti9vn)

187 Ursula Andress, also known as Ursula Undress.

Posted by: Yum at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (yTY59)

188 Putin tricked me into having that second slice of pie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

189 Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 10:50 AM (Dd7BU)

I think it already was cancelled.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)

No just pre game activities.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (Ti9vn)

190 I'm being dragged to another of these lecture/luncheons at my old employer. "Health, Rights, and Choice in a Changing World: The Who, What, Where, and Why of EngenderHealth."

"Traci L. Baird is President and CEO of EngenderHealth, a global organization advancing sexual and reproductive health and rights, maternal and newborn health, and gender equality. . . . Known for building diverse, high-performing teams, Traci has worked across technical, operational, and executive roles in global health and rights-focused organizations."

Perhaps I should just take lots of dopey pills now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

191 Putin tricked me into having that second slice of pie.

He tricked me into eating $4000 worth of cookies!

Posted by: Katy Padilla Stout. Very Stout. at October 23, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

192 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9

Maybe don't go and just spring for lunch on your own?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 10:54 AM (JrHfD)

193 a therapist friend was struggling with if it was weird to volunteer to "teach" painting at indian boundary. so i sent her:
there once was a woman named holly
who pondered on her latest folly
would i be a narc
to teach art in the park?
i might even solve a door dali!

i'll see myself out...

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

194 Ursula Andress, also known as Ursula Undress.
Posted by: Yum at October 23, 2026


***
The joke in the Sixties was " 'Ursula' means "she-bear.' She-BARE, no?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:54 AM (wzUl9)

195 Traci L. Baird is President and CEO of EngenderHealth, a global organization advancing sexual and reproductive health and rights, maternal and newborn health, and gender equality. . . . Known for building diverse, high-performing teams, Traci has worked across technical, operational, and executive roles in global health and rights-focused organizations."

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Piker. I didn't see a word about synergies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 10:55 AM (rsVfX)

196 191 Putin tricked me into having that second slice of pie.

He tricked me into eating $4000 worth of cookies!
Posted by: Katy Padilla Stout. Very Stout. at October 23, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

ULTIMATE chocolate chip?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 23, 2026 10:55 AM (Y/06r)

197 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026
*
Maybe don't go and just spring for lunch on your own?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026


***
These events are free, and I park for free, so it's hard to beat that price.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (wzUl9)

198 No just pre game activities.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (Ti9vn)

Thanks. So they can't guarantee safety for pre game activities but the game itself will run smoothly? That sounds naive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (JrHfD)

199 Traci L. Baird is President and CEO of EngenderHealth, a global organization advancing sexual and reproductive health and rights, maternal and newborn health, and gender equality

So they're for kids being born in order to be transed? That's what it sounds like anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (2ocoG)

200 Putin made us blow up the pipeline!!! - Ukraine

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (Ti9vn)

201 The Art Club Reception, elite,
did not offer what artistes would eat
Said the host, quite effete,
"Though the hors d'oeuvres were sweet
My meat was not up to My Greet!"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (zdLoL)

202 My company is a shit show in many ways. One thing I do appreciate though is politics is never discussed. I suspect most people at the company are lefties but I’ve never personally heard or read anything related to it in my tenure.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (YNt71)

203 188 Putin tricked me into having that second slice of pie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 23, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7

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Could it be, ... PUTIN?

Posted by: The Church Lady at October 23, 2026 10:57 AM (rsVfX)

204 These events are free, and I park for free, so it's hard to beat that price.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

So is a kick by a mule.

Posted by: Just move already at October 23, 2026 10:57 AM (yTY59)

205 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (wzUl9)

Well, to each their own, but I don't think I'd want to go for lunch around a topic that was so obviously left wing unless you can make comments and ask questions later .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (JrHfD)

206
I saw Putin Tricked Me open for Cheap Trick at Budakan in '76.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (73qb8)

207 OT, just planted and watered some grass seed where I had ripped up some lawn doing fence repairs.
In late October, 52 degrees out there. Good luck with that, but it might work. And the mice would have got the seed in the shed over the winter anyway, they always do

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (sl73Y)

208 Traci L. Baird is President and CEO of EngenderHealth, a global organization advancing sexual and reproductive health and rights, maternal and newborn health, and gender equality
*
So they're for kids being born in order to be transed? That's what it sounds like anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026


***
That was last week: "Trans and Nonbinary Identity Development, Risk, and Resilience: Implications for Gender-Affirming Care." Thankfully, and sensibly, Linda skipped that one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

209 L. Baird is President and CEO of EngenderHealth, a global organization advancing sexual and reproductive health and rights, maternal and newborn health, and gender equality. . . . Known for building diverse, high-performing teams, Traci has worked across technical, operational, and executive roles in global health and rights-focused organizations."

Shorter: she’s siphoned off millions of tax payer dollars via NGOs to push for abortion on demand.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (YNt71)

210 Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (YNt71)

If you've not heard a Lefty espousing their views in your office it's a high chance you don't have Lefties in your office. True lefties anyway.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (Ti9vn)

211 These events are free, and I park for free, so it's hard to beat that price.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (wzUl9)

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You should volunteer to give the Land Acknowledgment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 11:00 AM (rsVfX)

212 Well, to each their own, but I don't think I'd want to go for lunch around a topic that was so obviously left wing unless you can make comments and ask questions later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026


***
Oh, I could, but I'd be outnumbered by the leftists and women students in the room. At least the food is pretty good, and the drive over and back is pleasant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

213 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

214 These events are free, and I park for free, so it's hard to beat that price.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 10:56 AM (wzUl9)

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You should volunteer to give the Land Acknowledgment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026


***
Yeah! "We got your land, and we're not giving it back. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

215 Shorter: she’s siphoned off millions of tax payer dollars via NGOs to push for abortion on demand.

It's called "Engender Health", or in the Left's usual coinage, "tilapia fake va-jay-jays are healthcare". She only wants abortion for cis babies, probably.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 11:01 AM (2ocoG)

216
Wolfus,

Try to leave before the angry trannies shooting innocent bystanders event.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 11:02 AM (73qb8)

217 If you've not heard a Lefty espousing their views in your office it's a high chance you don't have Lefties in your office. True lefties anyway.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 10:58 AM (Ti9vn)

Company has 1000 employees there have to be some.HR is absolutely 100% left wing as is the case everywhere. But we never get any celebrate pride or black history month or any of that bullshit from them.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (YNt71)

218 137 uni, roy and al.

Posted by: cmeat at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (Bep7s)

219 I definitely have lefties in my office. They can spout off whenever they want without a problem. 10 years ago, I agued back. Now, I quietly snicker to myself and go about my day.

Posted by: Les Walrond at October 23, 2026 11:04 AM (2iYtv)

220 It may be that the Young Turks yanking three poofters off a gloryhole to pit them against Lindsey Graham will suck the air out of the Acton ad.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 11:08 AM (88C+u)

221 What worse is, in one of my offices (I'm a floating tech), I'm the only White guy in the place. The workers have this "black" radio station playing all day. Not R & B, but hardcore rap ("Her shit on my dick" is in heavy rotation). The DJ's often go into unhinged anti-Trump rant. And so on. I'm considering filing a complaint with the woke, DEI HR dept, lol.

Posted by: Les Walrond at October 23, 2026 11:11 AM (2iYtv)

The Morning Report — 10/23 /26

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Good morning kids. So once again let us compare and contrast. First up we give you this absolute madness.


Now there's this, from a criminal bound to be identified in the press as a 'Virginia man.' QUANTICO, Va. (7News) — A 27-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after police said they found him using a sledgehammer to smash an Iwo Jima statue in Quantico, Virginia.
. . . Why was this monument of all monuments targeted? Why was this history targeted? Why was he able to do hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, as authorities have said. What kind of human garbage would openly do it right at the site of the Marine headquarters?

Is nothing sacred?

. . . Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this. Only someone who hates this country and has no roots in it.

The lowlife has not been identified as illegal alien at this point, but there are signs he may be one in illegal-rich Prince William County, which hosts 34,000 illegal aliens, only 470 of whom have been arrested in the past year. Forty-five percent of them are from El Salvador.


And that brings us to the comparison portion of the show, and as if to illustrate the cancer metastasizing in our formerly sacred society I give you a debasement on the aforementioned that sprang from within who debases the name of a man who, for whatever his faults may be for sure epitomizes what our immigration policy and aims ought to be tailored to and for. Apologies in advacnce.

On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”

The projection is just off the charts. As I stated before inflicting this radioactive dog turd on you, Elon Musk epitomizes American greatness and what our immigrant experience was, long ago and far away, and now in our imaginations and memories only. Jamie Raskin is worse than the cancer infecting him.

Well, as he blasts away at a true patriot, not even a peep about this:

A local ABC affiliate reported on Wednesday that the FBI had arrested a 17-year-old resident of McKinney for planning to kill Rep. Keith Self, R-Texas, at an event earlier this month. The Texas congressman is a member of the House Freedom Caucus and co-founder of the Sharia-Free America Caucus, which seeks to bring “attention to concerns surrounding Sharia [law] and its incompatibility with the principles enshrined in the United States Constitution.”

Should Raskin live long enough for the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids (or whatever her nom du jour may be) to take over America, I hope I draw my last breath after seeing them slice his puppet head off with a rusty hacksaw because the insult to injury of Judaism and every decent American was that this shitstain on humanity was, by an unfortunate quirk of fate, spawned of Jewish parents.


Thank goodness we have real patriots on our side!

Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush and son of former President George H.W. Bush, said Tuesday that he voted for Democrat James Talarico in the Texas Senate race while criticizing President Trump and “those who have enabled him” for causing “enormous damage to the Republican Party.”

. . . “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote. “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Character matters? Oh my. This from the ‘Hunter Biden’ of the Bush family.

. . . Chinese oligarch’s company with ties to George W. Bush’s brother plunges in value Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush, sits on the company’s board as deputy chairman. Neil Bush’s ties to Chinese-owned companies have drawn public scrutiny and once landed a super PAC supporting his brother Jeb Bush in hot water. In August, the company chairman, Hui Chi Ming, was charged with physically assaulting a Hong Kong-based British man in March of this year. Hui was also charged with criminal damage for smashing the British man’s cellphone.

Character matters!

Well if Raskin doesn't make you vomit like a wino with the DTs that should do the trick nicely.

On these and all the rest of the unmitigated dreck, and nugget or two of relative sanity if not actual positivity, I truly hope you all have a great weekend.

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (NcvvS)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

4 If you saw a picture of the guy, there is no way you would think "That guy is from Virginia". Venezuela, maybe, yeah.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (MWfyi)

5 Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (lXoJ5)

6 Just the punchline

Congratulations on a fast internet pipe and good reflexes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

7
“Character Matters” Says Chinese Communist Bush Brother to Explain Talarico Vote

Can we talk about your father's mistress?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (eRlcH)

8 Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.

Not unlike when BLM was destroying every single statue that hurt their feelz.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (lXoJ5)

9
Atlanta Falcons to be sponsored by Karl's Donuts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (x0n13)

10 Good grief. /sock.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (NcvvS)

11 Morning, all!

Getting ready for work. Kindergarteners today. Got an interview being planned for early next week.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

12 8 Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.

Not unlike when BLM was destroying every single statue that hurt their feelz.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (lXoJ5)

And this describes the past 200 years of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (x0n13)

13 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (zFt5U)

14 “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”

I was born here and never inhaled.

Nah, I actually had to put effort into by listening in class and reading the content.

I inhaled later, after class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (6ydKt)

15 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

16 >>Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

Saw it was 7:10 and wondered if JJ was up yet. Viola, he was!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (NcvvS)

17
Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.

They have no respect for the US. To them it's a fallow field waiting to be planted with the weed of socialism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (eRlcH)

18 "Kamala Harris gets crickets from Mississippi rally crowd after butchering motivational quote: ‘Let me repeat that’"

I ain't in no ways 'tarded.

Posted by: Camela at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

19 Just the punchline

I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise.

I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

20 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (I43vL)

21 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RORbl)

22 “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote.
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Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

23 . . “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote. “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Character matters? Oh my. This from the ‘Hunter Biden’ of the Bush family.

"Hold my beer. Now watch this ya'll!"
- Neil Bush

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (6ydKt)

24 "Hold my beer. Now watch this ya'll!"
- Neil Bush

Hunter? Hunter Biden, is that you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

25 Just the punchline

I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise.

I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (zFt5U)

26 rickb223

Watch your back. All Hail Eris will be after you, and especially the door prize.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

27 Connie Chan runs ads complaining that Scott Weiner's campaign had a chatbot that "mocked her accent" then she closes the ad with her miserable accent. Comical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

28 (What's worse, Raskin or his Cancer? - jjs)

This is like one of those "Hollywood - Shit or Garbage" things Ace keeps talking about, right?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:25 AM (6ydKt)

29 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 23, 2026 07:26 AM (kmSxS)

30
“Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.”

Yeah, let's talk business, Neil. First of all, you're all done. The Bush Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. You're getting chased of of Texas by Trump and MAGA. Don't think you can talk to Talarico, make a deal with him, and still keep your state!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

31 Go to any sanctuary city and you can really inhale the values of Latin America. It smells like frijoles and despair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

32 LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (zFt5U)
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So I have been informed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (FZ29D)

33 Raskin is so gross. What sort of person conducts an affair with the likes of Liz Cheney, with whom he schemed to falsely impeach PDJT, and abandoning his wife after their son committed suicide?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (NsQVn)

34 Democrats and leftists are just insufferable people.

There are probably more loathsome democrats than Raskin, but not by much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:30 AM (XV/Pl)

35 Foreign Interference: Zohran Mamdani Gives Last-Minute Boost to Brazil’s Lula

“One month ago, I sat down with President Lula to discuss how government serving poor and working people. Weeks later, Brazil took a historic step: a 40-hour workweek, at least two days off and no cuts to pay for more than 30 million workers,” Mamdani wrote.


Because some poor Brazilian guy in Sao Paulo living in a shack next to a freeway overpass is really going to make up his mind based on what the Ugandan-Indian hizzoner of NYC thinks about who should run his country?

I like how Mamdani is kind-sorta patting himself on the back for something that had zero to do with him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (6ydKt)

36 I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)
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Sell it to TJM. He might swap you a movie or two!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (NsQVn)

37 “You know, I mentor a lot of young people, and I talk to them sometimes and part of the advice I give them is, you know, never let someone else with limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition,” Harris said at the Columbus, Miss., rally for Democratic Senate hopeful Scott Colom.

The applause line received barely any reaction from the crowd, prompting the stunned former vice president to painfully deliver it again.

“That’s their limitation. That’s not our limitation. That’s their limitation,” Harris continued, before delivering more of her trademark “word salad.”

“We are not limited in our ambition and desire and ability to see what is possible and what can be,” she told the crowd.
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So inspiring. A Winner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

38 I've noticed an increasing number of Paul types out on the interwebs shifting to the Russian election interference narrative. It's like a toddler's favorite blanket for them.

Posted by: Reddit Cope at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (BI5O2)

39 Short on facts since I didn't catch all of the dreck this imbecile was spouting on Fox yesterday. While passing through the living room where mr nec was watching Fox an idiot was spouting nonsense about PDT and removing illegals from the US. Typically I ignore what's on tv, that said, what made me stop and listen was his repeated use of "as a Jew'. That's always going to peg my bullshit meter. He compared the removal of Haitians and illegals to what the Jews suffered under the nazis. They're persecuted and no one wants them. Completely ignoring al sayed and mamdani and their fierce hatred of all things Jew. I was gobsmacked that that was why he was voting dem.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (2NHgQ)

40 Yeah, let's talk business, Neil. First of all, you're all done. The Bush Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. You're getting chased of of Texas by Trump and MAGA. Don't think you can talk to Talarico, make a deal with him, and still keep your state!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

"Do you know who I am? I'm Neil Bush!"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt)

41 Huck Follywood

Transfer a prize given by Doof, Ben Had, and Lin-su? Would not be prudent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

42 High-minded rhetoric.

“Republicans” are the designated Failure Party you see, their proper role in this uniparty arrangement is to play Piñata on the Sunday news programs, for example. Failure theater. Manage the decline, and set expectations. What do we expect? Surrender, that’s what. “We Shall Never Speak of This Again” ought to be part of the RNC platform. “That’s Not Who We Are” and other similar thought ending cliches.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 07:34 AM (GbLWf)

43 "The retired cop accused of fatally shooting a Con Ed worker in a road rage outburst Tuesday on the George Washington Bridge was likely charged with manslaughter instead of murder because the attack wasn’t planned."

His attorney says "It was a road rage incident where the guy went to get his gun without an intention to kill. There was no proof there was an intention to kill the guy.”

Lawyers. *spit*

Posted by: Camela at October 23, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)

44 “We are not limited in our ambition and desire and ability to see what is possible and what can be,” she told the crowd.

Desire and Seeing = Being

She thinks like a third grade witch in training.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (6ydKt)

45 The power wielded by the God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I is truly terrifying.

One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD)

46
Stay out da Bushes!
https://youtu.be/lsjLUS0Lt-8

Posted by: Rev. Jesse at October 23, 2026 07:37 AM (yTY59)

47 The only limitation on my ambitions is geology. Can lifelong indentures pulled from government offices and coffee shops really build a canal from Anchorage to New Orleans?

I don't know, but I'm betting on the possibility of what can be limitless. That's why I call it the "Ministry of Social Correction AND Conquest of Nature."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)

48 One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.

"The game wasn't a failure! The fans were!"

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (lXoJ5)

49 He compared the removal of Haitians and illegals to what the Jews suffered under the nazis. They're persecuted and no one wants them. Completely ignoring al sayed and mamdani and their fierce hatred of all things Jew. I was gobsmacked that that was why he was voting dem.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (2NHgQ)


Also completely ignoring that Haitians have this place called "Haiti" they can go back to at any time.

They may not like going back there, few would, but it's not like the Jews in Germany could just get back on a boat back to Hebrewiti in 1939.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (6ydKt)

50 >>@willchamberlain
·
3m
>>The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate.

>>It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer.

>>More evidence that she is not who she says she is.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (viF8m)

51 Report: Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders seen practicing their goose-step in recent days.

Posted by: Goose-step's The New Step Today... at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (EdP2u)

52 It is understandable how the collapse of economies and rise of Fascism in the 1930s drove people to Communism, or at least Socialism. Anti-Semitism was (I guess) supposedly outlawed in the Soviet Union. My knowledge of history is not so great on that last point.

I think one characteristic of leftists in general is often a sort of naïveté that has to be seen to be believed. By no means restricted to “liberals” but it comes with the territory.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (GbLWf)

53 "It was a family violence incident where the gal went to get her axe without an intention to kill. There was no proof there was an intention to murder her family.”

Posted by: Lizzy Borden's attorney at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (MWfyi)

54 On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”

Lower caste white Gora man say whut?

Posted by: H-1B Indian Tech Bro Executive at October 23, 2026 07:40 AM (wVcYX)

55 To be sure, the present disorder may yet fizzle out. But if it does, it will only be a matter of time before it all happens again, and on an even bigger scale. When that happens, will Marine Le Pen be ensconced in the Elysée Palace instead of Macron? Will the army put on its boots? In other words, are we witnessing the closing chapter of Paris as we know it, or a precursor of a future round of rioting that may yet be squelched by a braver government?
===========================
Big trouble in Paris and the government is nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:41 AM (5T19r)

56 One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD)
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I can't get that video clip of the character coming out as nonbinary out of my head.

Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

Even the other characters in the story thought that character was being ridiculous.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (FZ29D)

57 Also completely ignoring that Haitians have this place called "Haiti" they can go back to at any time.

Too dangerous. It's full of Haitans.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (lXoJ5)

58 I can sort of understand why people like the Bush clan open their pie holes. Whatever they utter is bounced around the media and Internet for days or weeks. Suddenly they're relevant again and people are asking them for commentary.

It's got to boost their fragile little egos.

And they're likely profiting off it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (RORbl)

59 Thank you JJ

The entire Bush clan can suck sweaty donkey balls as far as I’m concerned. They are an infected pustule on the American body politic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (PlkPS)

60 NFL could mean Nein fur Leibe

To properly trigger the short bus window lickers who got offended by the Atlanta Falcons.

https://youtu.be/kmzPnpn63nA

"Do it Adolf!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (2GVsD)

61 Should Raskin live long enough for the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids... that this shitstain on humanity was, by an unfortunate quirk of fate, spawned of Jewish parents.

Since you brought this up. And this is a very touchy subject. Help me to understand. Jews are over-represented in the high skill, high competency, high compensation professions. My lawyers, doctors and accountants are all Jewish because of their competency and professionalism.

Ethnic Jews are also over represented as absolute shit politicians to the point that as far as hostility to Christianity, Western Civilization and the US Constitution the level of hatred and destruction is indistinguishable from Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids.

There is no way that Bloomenthal, Schumer, Slotkin, Frey, Mayorkas, Schiff, Ossoff, Sanders, Wyden, Spanberger, et al are compatible with the founding principals of The United States and have worked with the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fos to actively seek this country and this culture's total destruction.

This isn't about picking on ethnic Jews, this demographic is typically over-achieving. Why the hatred by those in politics?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (xE0sV)

62
Too dangerous. It's full of Haitans.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (lXoJ5)

If they keep screwing around Bukele is going to take it and turn into an open-air gang prison.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (6ydKt)

63 Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

Well definitely not in their Reich mind ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (2GVsD)

64 @45

>>The power wielded by the God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I is truly terrifying.

Trump occupies an oversized mind share in every leftist.

Periodically I go to slash dot to see what tech lunatics are on about. There was an article about the UN decreeing that we are on the cusp of no return on "climate change" the entire comments section was eaten up wit Trump derangement.

Why?

Apparently he and the US are solely responsible for all of the earths CO2 emissions.

And the price of Diesel is high, which leftest want through taxation but that money is not being taxed properly and we also need to not be using Diesel and Trump is preventing the world from not using Diesel but also responsible for it being high, and for not investing in alternative energy, but the price of the thing they don't want us to use is high and we need it to make the things that don't work....

and on and on with that kind of retarded bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (XV/Pl)

65 I've noticed an increasing number of Paul types out on the interwebs shifting to the Russian election interference narrative. It's like a toddler's favorite blanket for them.

==

I can't help but laugh at these imbeciles. They really believe the slop they are brainwashed with. Such simpletons. Often times, I can't help but wonder how people can be so stupid and gullible. Intercepted Reddit Transmissions is such a prime example of this. You want to point and laugh, and weep for humanity all at the same time...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

66 Morning, all!

Getting ready for work. Kindergarteners today. Got an interview being planned for early next week.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

Good luck! I understand from Ah-nold that calisthenics and marching in circles are effective kindergarten activities.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 07:47 AM (wVcYX)

67 61 Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (xE0sV)


their Judaism is an accident of birth. Their characters are void of morals and ethics. That is bad upbringing and brainwashing. Judaism and Christianity are at the apex of civilizational advancement.

The Muslim faith/cult is a demonic totalitarian death cult bent on conquest and domination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)

68 20 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

No, Sir! Too many carbs! Eat protein for breakfast! Don't ruin your health! You'll be sickly, like Aunt Baby!

Posted by: MAHA! at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (EdP2u)

69 If they keep screwing around Bukele is going to take it and turn into an open-air gang prison.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


It's workable as long as they give the Dominican Republic some help with security.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (lXoJ5)

70 >>I can't help but laugh at these imbeciles. They really believe the slop they are brainwashed with.

Yes, they do. Useful idiots are very handy to those looking to build support for a cause.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (viF8m)

71 Like when finding it hard to look away from an accident on the freeway, I’m morbidly fascinated with whether or not this NFL game in Paris will turn into a security fiasco. It’s an obvious target… but the NFL’s arrogance and greed will never let them move the game somewhere else

My head is still spinning regarding Jalen Hurts; pulmonary emboli in both lungs?? The NFL doctor says he case was handled with the utmost conservatism. I guess that means if the average Joe has a blood clot the doc will say: Out of an abundance of caution we recommend you play tackle football then take a transatlantic flight. That’s the most conservative treatment. Unbelievable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (PlkPS)

72 Ethnic Jews are also over represented as absolute shit politicians...
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By what measure?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

73 A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2GVsD)

74 good morning!

glad the Atlanta Falcons thing came up! I was dying all yesterday it was amazingly funny. lots of creativity all day long!

I feel for the (young I'm guessing) designer - who was tasked with incorporating the Atlanta soccer team's logo to the Falcons logo. What could go wrong?!?

lololololol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 07:50 AM (qBivk)

75 I see that msdnc and nbc are getting concerned about the polling numbers and how they might be very wrong, especially here in Texas.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (I43vL)

76 So I have been informed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I promise to only use it once.

Once I can find a good book to read & discuss.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (zFt5U)

77 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp)

78 A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Ace did that years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:52 AM (zFt5U)

79 Looking at the Iwo Jima punk's mugshot, I'd say that there is a 99.9% chance he's an illegal alien. His face should be pounded into the rest of the statue. But that's just me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

80 “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.”

So we have to go back to Calvin Coolidge to find that example?

Because you, Neil, your family, your friends, your in-group are piss poor leaders who have zero respect for this country, lie all the time, passing the buck and think "uniting" is by importing tens of millions of foreign savages into the country and forcing us at gun point to put up with their shit and underwrite their heathen, criminal lifestyle.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:53 AM (xE0sV)

81 BTW the 'NAZI' Eagle is merely the German Imperial Eagle with a swastika added.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

82 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.

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Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

83 “ For the Lord is righteous,
he loves justice;
the upright will see his face.”

Psalm 11:7

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (kIFVO)

84 rickb223

Charles Manzon and Adolf Hitler did it long before that. It is called a murder cult.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

85 Pundits need to be punted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

86 {{{Lady in Black}}}

As my Garland, Texas police cousins would say "He fell down the stairs more than once. Sad."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

87 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp)

Thanks for the voting report. I usually vote on Election Day in the general election (tradition!), but perhaps a closer monitoring next week of daily early voting totals and looking for a break in the crush is in order.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

88 Charles Manzon and Adolf Hitler did it long before that. It is called a murder cult.
Posted by: Anna Puma


We can be rude.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (zFt5U)

89
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp)


Early voting in Brazoria County, TX (Trump +20) is twice that in 2022.

On the whole, I don't approve of early voting but I wanted to get it taken care of yesterday to avoid anything that might happen between now and Election Day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (eRlcH)

90 @77

>>ome pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.

I've lived in blue states my entire life, only voted for two Donks in my entire voting history, I may have missed an election in the past 40 years, but if I did, nothing really comes to mind.

I think there is too large a block of nominal Republicans/Conservatives in nominal GOP/Conservative states that just take sh*t for granted and that the GOP candidate will win.

This is all maddeneing seeing as the Communists are on the march and GOP people are sitting on their bums.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)

91 His departure follows complaints from MAHA supporters about slow progress on food policy, pesticides, and vaccines. Means reportedly argued with the administration over delays to a federal definition of ultra-processed foods.
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MAHA has made much progress, and I get that working inside government must be very frustrating. Hope he keeps at it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (p9+j8)

92 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.

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Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

Splitter!

Posted by: "Experts" at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

93 Anna Puma

I can't possible ignore pundits more. As I am ignoring them now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

94 Influencers + experts + pundits + Democrats + Ark B = good idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

95 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM


Same here in rural NE Texas. Way more people than I normally see in early voting and we are an extremely deep red county. During the primaries the democrats don't even set up and man a voting station. If a democrat comes in to vote during the primary they have to call someone in to help them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (I43vL)

96 Anna Puma

We are going to need a much bigger Ark B.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

97 Salty Dawg, Ark B just has to reach the Sun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD)

98 The separation of the sheep and the goats as foretold in The Bible has never been more apparent in my lifetime. Surely we are approaching the end of days. Look at what the left/commie/islamo-fascist side of the body politic is promoting and attacking; do these positions honor Y_VH or extend the middle finger to HIM?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 23, 2026 08:01 AM (JNTt1)

99 Thanks for the voting report. I usually vote on Election Day in the general election (tradition!), but perhaps a closer monitoring next week of daily early voting totals and looking for a break in the crush is in order.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Looks like mine in Fannin County is open tomorrow from 7:00a to 7:00p. I guess I'll run to town. Need to make a grocery run anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (zFt5U)

100 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (77rzZ)

101 >>Memos show that FBI and State Department acted to prevent a Ukrainian witness from testifying to Senate investigators. This is only the latest evidence of "deep state" intervention making sure investigations into alleged Biden family corruption were stalled or sidetracked.

https://tinyurl.com/5xr8x5uh

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (viF8m)

102 “A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created”

Well at least now everyone should have a much better idea on what all those innocuous sounding “think tanks” and spook agencies have really been doing for the last 80 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:03 AM (GbLWf)

103 The latest poll is in and it shows a sharp increase for the recently outed homosexual candidate in Texas:

Graham 59%
Paxton 12%
Talarico 29%

This is CNN

Posted by: This is CNN at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (JAh4c)

104 Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)
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Experts!

Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (1ysvM)

105 The Lord is here for you today.
The Lord will be here for you tomorrow.
It doesn’t matter what that day brings, that will not change.

Have faith. Persevere. Praise God in Heaven.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (kIFVO)

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)

107
On this day in 1940, Hitler met with Francisco Franco at Hendaye to try to fix terms by which Spain would enter the war on the Axis side. The meeting, at which Franco made vague promises and inordinate demands, was a flat failure. Hitler later said he'd rather have three or four teeth pulled than go through that again.

Had Mussolini been as shrewd as Franco and remained non-belligerent (as he should have), he would have helped Hitler more than by messing about in the Balkans and Africa, needing to be bailed out and eventually having Italy invaded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:05 AM (eRlcH)

108 Louise Lucas and her spawn spending years in the Fed Pen makes me very happy. She has been a corrupt menace for decades. Should have gone to jail for fomenting riot in the Floyd times. She was actively on scene egging on the mob tearing down a monument with ropes in Portsmouth. One of the rioters was crushed by a chunk of the monument when it came down. He is permanently disabled.

Posted by: Wheels Are Closing In at October 23, 2026 08:05 AM (EdP2u)

109 I see that Tom Skerritt has died at age 93.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

110 Very grateful to all you Texans for voting! The pundits want a poll? Let's give them one!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (1ysvM)

111 >>Well at least now everyone should have a much better idea on what all those innocuous sounding “think tanks” and spook agencies have really been doing for the last 80 years.


And NGOs. Thousands of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (viF8m)

112 Good morning again Horde. Thx JJ. A great weekend to all.
Reading the article by Toto about Hollywood having a few people like Larry David yelling at DSA you realize how stupid Hollywood types are. Obviously they know nothing of past leftist governments and that everything they advocated over the years led to DSA. Oh and Larry, name a leftist government in the West that isn't anti semitic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (vJPf4)

113 Rumors that James Talarico blew a penguin have been proven by polling to have enhanced his standing with Democrats.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi)

114
By the way, voting yesterday is all I can do to help in 2026. The rest will have to be consigned to the Will of the Lord. I pray He looks after this great land.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (eRlcH)

115 That punk probably knows jack squat about Iwo Jima. Just saw the US flag and guys in uniform and decided they were white supremacy.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (77rzZ)

116 Everyone here have a happy day. I posted this last night and I thought it was really interesting regarding polling. I also feel 0.56% bad for hoping like France burns and explodes this weekend if it'll help for the mid-terms. Lessons need to be learned.

Apparently, I have learned some stuff from the less.

Anyways...

This was interesting though from GatewayPundit.

I actually did see a bit of MSNow in Texas. It made me laugh. For them, I'm sure it was like a Star Trek away mission in a totally foreign environment. Apparently it was.

"If you listen to Democrats, the media, and polling firms, you might believe that Texas is about to turn bright blue. Yet if you spend any time with actual Texans, you probably have a very different view.

This is what happened to Katy Tur of MSNOW. She recently said on the air that she has become ‘skeptical’ about midterm polling in Texas after she spent some time on the ground in the state.

Tur even went so far as to wonder if pollsters are just reporting what they think people want to hear"


Gee, ya think....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Sco7b)

117 Survey of one. I had to go to an area of Harris County yesterday that during the general election had so many Harris sign you could walk across them. I saw one Talarico sign. One. I actually saw a Paxton sign, which was odd.

Unscientific, I know. But probably better than biased pollsters.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 08:08 AM (kIFVO)

118
That punk probably knows jack squat about Iwo Jima. Just saw the US flag and guys in uniform and decided they were white supremacy.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (77rzZ)


One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH)

119 If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (ZxPkt)

120 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (53oGX)

121 "Objectively, the Great Replacement has already occurred" in Europe. Trump has stopped it here, for now.

Excellent link.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:10 AM (1ysvM)

122 I actually felt bad for cancer getting afflicted with Jamie Raskin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:10 AM (vJPf4)

123 118
That punk probably knows jack squat about Iwo Jima. Just saw the US flag and guys in uniform and decided they were white supremacy.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (77rzZ)

One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH)

It's too bad these sub-humans can't just be shot, buried and forgotten. All of them. What a useless societal drain.

Someone's coffee hasn't kicked in....

Everyone have a good one.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (Sco7b)

124 Paxton 65%
Talarico 35%

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)

125 If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.

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Recall the background packaging on the Olympics Barbie from a couple weeks ago. It's Nazis everywhere! If it isn't Nazis, it's racism.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

126 The Falcons logo is butt ugly. That's all I saw when viewing it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 08:12 AM (2NHgQ)

127 DeGaulle was quite the asshat at the time as well.

I hadn’t realized the jiggery-pokery that the Brits employed at the time. They were against a cross channel invasion in France right up to June of ‘44, American planners were always concerned with Churchill reneging on his promises of cooperation and insisting on the invasion through Italy or the Balkans. Gen. Montgomery was a real piece of work as well. It was not all sweetness and light betwixt the Allies. The propaganda at the time revolved around the U.S.A. saving England’s colonies, and making the world safe for Communism.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:12 AM (GbLWf)

128 Trump has made Drakkonian cuts to the FART Tube Program and Sudsiby putting children of coler here at great risk. Both of them. Do like Burnie Sanders and vote for Komunist candiates in the lection!

Posted by: Mary Of Brattleboro! at October 23, 2026 08:13 AM (EdP2u)

129 Talarico does look like Alfred E Neuman come to life. The resemblance is uncanny

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:13 AM (PlkPS)

130 LinusVanPelt, Neuman was a likeable character. Talarico reminds me of Chucky.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:15 AM (ua/lL)

131 I voted yesterday in Jersey Village, which is on the northwest side of Houston. There were at least 75 voting kiosks, all were full and I had to wait about 10 minutes to get in. The lady monitoring the line said it was quieter then than earlier. This was about 4:15 yesterday afternoon. BTW, voting in Harris County uses paper ballots and you can easily read your choices on said ballot just to make sure b4 you turn it in to the scanner.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 23, 2026 08:16 AM (JNTt1)

132 Hi Mary! Sorry I didn't make it to the Furorgy last night. My costume is still at the cleaners after the creamed corn incident.

Posted by: Pawl at October 23, 2026 08:16 AM (MWfyi)

133 Well, well, even The Federalist is coming around.

This is a pretty good overview of what DataRepublican has uncovered.

>>The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election

https://tinyurl.com/4xc8tuax

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:17 AM (viF8m)

134 Had Mussolini been as shrewd as Franco and remained non-belligerent (as he should have), he would have helped Hitler more than by messing about in the Balkans and Africa, needing to be bailed out and eventually having Italy invaded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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He did actually help Japan. If Italy had stayed out, the Brits would have been able to station a substantial naval force at Singapore and beef up the garrison as well. Might have had a huge impact on their ability to take the East Indies oil.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:17 AM (JzUSu)

135 Common Tater

After the Foggia airfields and Napoli were taken, we should not have moved north of that.
Corsica was a better bet.

Basically, at Casablanca the UK staff system was far superior to the US staff system. We had no answer for the plans of the UK. That came later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

136 To be fair, British were thinking of the casualties received during World War 1.0, the first half. They weren’t too sure that an invasion of France would work and would meet the same kind of numbers.

Then as now, some thought a regime could be brought down with air power alone. “We won’t need to invade” is a perennial favorite. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:18 AM (GbLWf)

137 France imported the Third World, so now it’s dealing with the consequences. The “fiery but mostly peaceful” riots that have devastated multiple cities in France have dragged on into their second week.

Under the ridiculous guise of “student protests,” the red-green alliance of Marxists and Islamists has gleefully looted stores, clashed with law enforcement, and caused general havoc on the streets.

~~ via JJ's Federalist link
======================
This is the future Democrats want for America. Instead, I hope France (and Europe generally) will come to their senses, bundle all these protestors onto planes and send them to camps in Tunisia or elsewhere, and sort out their citizenship and criminal status there.

Why keep them in France?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:18 AM (1ysvM)

138 Like roaches, they are easier to get than get rid of.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)

139 The media's pushing the "turn out" narrative hoping it will help their preferred candidates... the Muslims and the Socialists (BIRM).

The pollsters are doing the same thing with bogus polling numbers.

It's coordinated. It's part of The Plan™ And probably fits in with the seditious assholes DataRepublican has featured on X.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (RORbl)

140 The funny part about these polls that are predicting DOOOOOOM! for us is that they forget a very important fact.

Typically, we evil reich wingers don't answer polls and we don't trust the media. So naturally the results are going to be in favor of the anti America faction.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (lXoJ5)

141 Churchill did everything to keep the lifeline to India and the East open. The fighting at al-Alamein and the invasion of Italy were to keep the sealanes through the Med to Suez open. That was also one of the reasons for his Gallipoli campaign in WWI

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:20 AM (vJPf4)

142 >>I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.

Just got through the content and back into the comments. Yelling 'SPONGE!!' is a substitute for yelling 'FIRST!!' when it would be the second, or later, comment and make no sense. Don't see any reason why you couldn't yell 'Sponge' whenever you want.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 08:20 AM (NcvvS)

143 This is the future Democrats want for America. Instead, I hope France (and Europe generally) will come to their senses, bundle all these protestors onto planes and send them to camps in Tunisia or elsewhere, and sort out their citizenship and criminal status there.

Why keep them in France?
Posted by: Huck Follywood



Because here, we'll shoot them.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:21 AM (zFt5U)

144 The Falcons logo is butt ugly. That's all I saw when viewing it.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Doesn't have the same pizzaz as the Brown's helmet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:21 AM (8B4gm)

145 But character matters "

When hearing that, check your wallet...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:22 AM (pfXMo)

146 It's not a lie... if you believe it!

Posted by: Jame Rastanza at October 23, 2026 08:23 AM (mB8nr)

147 Paxton 65%
Talarico 35%
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)
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This.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

148 We have been talking about DataRepublican's work unearthing the details of Democrats planned insurrection against Republican-led federal authority for some days now.

The key part is Democrat governors acting to end public order, and to promote rioting. Will that happen?
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DataRepublican’s reporting on documents and recordings from the Democratic Socialists of America and allied networks lays out a calculated strategy for the run-up to the 2028 elections. The goal is sustained mass violence and street clashes designed to push President Donald Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act. Once invoked, Democratic governors and progressive organizations would treat the order itself as evidence of “fascism” and a reason to undermine federal authority.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (UnTkV)

149 @140 saw a vid from the Today show where Kornacki was making the point that Republicans don't talk to pollsters. Luntz was also saying that on CNN and in both cases the hosts seemed to understand. Surprise.
The other factor is the continuing revelation of BS polling outfits. Three have been outed in the last two months, two in the last two weeks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (vJPf4)

150
To be fair, British were thinking of the casualties received during World War 1.0, the first half.

Unfortunately, the British casualty rate in Normandy was similar to that of Passchendaele.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (eRlcH)

151 "Leading Indicators Point To Brighter Prospects for Growth"

FYI, 3rd Quarter GDP results are scheduled to be released next Friday, October 30th.

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (5rh/l)

152 Common Tater

I've gamed out an early 1943 invasion of France numerous times. The US and UK get their buts kicked.

In retrospect, every invasion, of Sicily, Salerno, Anzio, was honing our ability to supply forces over the beaches. In addition, we were short of LSTs and amphibious assault vehicles.

We needed until June '44 to be able to put 5 divisions onto the far shore. Less divisions could have led to an invasion that could be contained.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

153
Paxton 65%
Talarico 35%
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)


When the media say a race is "too close to call," you know the Democrat is cooked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:25 AM (eRlcH)

154 I always thought about an alternate history where we went with Churchill's plan to invade through the Balkans. I figure Germany falls around the same time, but then we just take their place on the Eastern front as Russia seeks to get us out of Eastern Europe and breaks up the alliance. We bash it out them there and in Japan/China, to the extent they can spare effort in the Far East. That goes on for a few months and then BANG - off go the nukes.

Summer of '46, Patton raises Old Glory over the Kremlin.

Then, I like to imagine he is elected President and exiles the American Communists to the old Russian gulags we now own. Owen Lattimore is forced to personally crown Chiang Kai-shek Emperor and then pull his rickshaw around Peking while he thrashes him with a long whip.

And everyone lives happily after.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 08:25 AM (BI5O2)

155 So many sports teams named after birds and birds of prey. Eagles, Falcons, Owls, Seahawks, Cardinals, Ravens, Blue Jays, etc. In the name of equity and fairness, what about us?

Posted by: Turkey Buzzard Alliance at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (EdP2u)

156 Paxton 65%
Talarico 35%
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)"

Not if we can help it!

/Harris County and Teh Bushes

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)

157 The pollsters are doing the same thing with bogus polling numbers.

It's coordinated. It's part of The Plan™ And probably fits in with the seditious assholes DataRepublican has featured on X.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (RORbl)

I've never understood this strategy. If your candidate is obviously going to win, all the polls say so, your entire bubble agrees, then why not sleep in or handle other stuff?

It's in the bag...

And on our side, who believes the media? And if they do trust the media, they're probably older and will vote as they always do.

smalldeadanimals also had a story yesterday covered by FoxNews about another fake polling website used by the NYT and others - someone mentioned Nate Silver. But yeah, they just made crap up.

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)

158 The key part is Democrat governors acting to end public order, and to promote rioting. Will that happen?
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It’s been happening for a long time, near as I can figure. A question of intensity or degree perhaps.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:28 AM (I/Icm)

159 They're not polls.
They're math models.
All models are wrong, some models are useful.

Posted by: Please take note at October 23, 2026 08:28 AM (yTY59)

160 >>The key part is Democrat governors acting to end public order, and to promote rioting. Will that happen?

They've done it before. The Summer of Love and space to destroy.

Remember the other day The WaPo ran an article claiming that "national security experts" were reaching out to various governors and other state leaders to brief them on potential responses if Trump steals the midterm elections?

DR has confirmed that Pritzker was one of those governors. I'd bet good money the others are all Democrats as well. According to DR's reporting Pritzker has already agreed to be a sponsor of a letter claiming the Trump administration is illegitimate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:29 AM (viF8m)

161 How much are the protests paying today?

Posted by: Stoner in his parents' basement at October 23, 2026 08:30 AM (yTY59)

162 Ro Khanna, as usual these days, somehow finds a way to beclown himself on the French riots. He is hoping it happens here, in America. How his wife and her family tolerate this asshole, I'll never know.

https://tinyurl.com/ymt5aek6

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (UnTkV)

163 Is this a thing? Because this looks like it could be a thing.

Ilhan Omar is not the Minnesota congresswoman’s 'real name': sources

Jeanine Pirro moved to keep the search warrant sealed as DNA, passport and phone were seized in an Oct 12 raid

lhan Omar is not the "real name" of the Minnesota congresswoman, Fox News Digital has learned.
Her real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, according to two people familiar with the ongoing investigation into the Somali-born congresswoman, including a law enforcement source.

And if proven in court that Omar has lived her "entire life under an alias," a former Minnesota federal immigration judge tells Fox News Digital that every single form she ever filled out could be "called into question."

https://tinyurl.com/yc64a5a6

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (zFt5U)

164 Unfortunately, the British casualty rate in Normandy was similar to that of Passchendaele.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________

Considerably less. 70 to 80K dead for Passchendaele. 11K dead for June - August 1944.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (JzUSu)

165 Ben Had… Chucky, yes. The right amount of evil. Alfred E Neuman does capture a cluelessness that seems apt as well

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (PlkPS)

166 164 Unfortunately, the British casualty rate in Normandy was similar to that of Passchendaele.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________

Considerably less. 70 to 80K dead for Passchendaele. 11K dead for June - August 1944.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (JzUSu)

======

Are raw numbers rates now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:32 AM (BfShq)

167 118 One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH)

You probably already know this, but another flag holder, Harlon Block, was from Yorktown TX.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 23, 2026 08:32 AM (itAg7)

168 Yudhishthira's Dice

Ultimately, we relied on the Communists of Tito to clear the Balkans. Fitzroy McLean was influential here. This effort saved UK lives (who were at the end of their deployable manpower).

Terrain and port capacity constraints argue against a Balkan thrust.

The best path to Germany was through France. Took less than a year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

169 They're not polls.
They're math models.
All models are wrong, some models are useful.
Posted by: Please take note


Whoa whoa whoa. Sydney Sweeney is a model. And if she's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:33 AM (zFt5U)

170 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

171 >>I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise.

I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
- - -
>>LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread.
- - - -

LOL!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE)

172 118 One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH)

Call him drunken Ira Hayes
He won't answer anymore
Not the whiskey drinking Indian
Or the marine that went to war...

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (JAh4c)

173 When opening up a Firefox browser some lame default Home screen appears and one of the top line stories is that Secretary of War wanted the Eisenhower globe moved to his office.

It got damaged, and now Trump and Hegseth need to be impeached.

NBC lied and said it was the "Original" Eisenhower globe and this never would have happened if Hegseth didn't have this moved by regular staffers.

Thank the Democrats for the shutdown and the Army Historians, not seen as Essential Personnel™ were furloughed at the time.

Pentagram officials report the damaged globe as a replica, not the actual.

Of course the Fifth Column, Fourth Estate will lie to sow division.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (a3CJ+)

174 Paxton 65%
Talarico 35%
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)"

Not if we can help it!

/Harris County and Teh Bushes
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)

Every aspect of voting in Harris County, Texas is suspect. It's hinkiness all the way down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (wVcYX)

175 "...that Omar has lived her "entire life under an alias," a former Minnesota federal immigration judge tells Fox News Digital that every single form she ever filled out could be "called into question."
*****

Kinda like all of my college records.

Posted by: B.O. at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (yTY59)

176 They're not polls.
They're math models.
All models are wrong, some models are useful.
Posted by: Please take note


Whoa whoa whoa. Sydney Sweeney is a model. And if she's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:33 AM (zFt5U)

The Sweeney model has passed several validation steps and remains unfalsified by all available data. — Karl Popper (always seeking more Sweeney data)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (PlkPS)

177 The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

178 Yahoo News headline Musk: How he became the most powerful non government Actor.

The Knives are out.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (sl73Y)

179 Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj)

180 178 Yahoo News headline Musk: How he became the most powerful non government Actor.

The Knives are out.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (sl73Y)

=======

New news, then?

The firebombing of Teslas from about a year ago wasn't that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (BfShq)

181 IIRC, the scumbag who took the hammer to the Iwo Jima statue was identified. Latino name. Don't know about immigration status, but it kinda goes without saying...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (QaH55)

182 Are raw numbers rates now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_______

Fair, but the point still holds. About three times as many Brits engaged at Passchendaele vs. Normandy (by the time of the full build up in July), but 7 to 8 times the deaths.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (JzUSu)

183 >>“One month ago, I sat down with President Lula to discuss how government serving poor and working people. Weeks later, Brazil took a historic step: a 40-hour workweek, at least two days off and no cuts to pay for more than 30 million workers,” Mamdani wrote.


Why TF is this tool pretending like he's a mini-POTUS, conduction foreign policy adventures, attempting to meet w/Iran, claiming he'll arrest Netanyahu, and now this???

I get it - he is brazen and daring Trump or the voters (?) to stop him, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (rOKnE)

184 Yahoo News is an agent of "Bad Luck."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

185 - Restore Christian values to America?

Yeah, good luck with that. The indoctrination that has been taking place in the public schools, that goes back well before the woke indoctrination has "proven" that you can't trust anything in that Book.
Or at the very least can make it say whatever you want it to say.

Look at how many otherwise intelligent people are sure that we share an ancestor with chimpanzees.
Consider what that school of thought implies.
That we then also share an ancestor with, chickens, lizards fish and yes, even broccoli. All the way back to a bacteria like, simple, single cell.

**shakes head**

Im'ma say good morning to the widow and get ready to go fishing.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (ix5nG)

186 The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

Oh, come on!

Posted by: Washington Bullets at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX)

187 178 Yahoo News headline Musk: How he became the most powerful non government Actor.

The Knives are out.
Posted by: From about That Time


They will get him back on the plantation one way or another.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (lXoJ5)

188 >> IIRC, the scumbag who took the hammer to the Iwo Jima statue was identified. Latino name. Don't know about immigration status, but it kinda goes without saying...


Illegal, DACA, and all extensions to remain in the country have run out.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (rOKnE)

189 More refineries are needed in America, as California has forced closures and someone has started fires elsewhere, so CNBC says Trump invoked the Defense Production Act yesterday to help.
=====================

President Donald Trump determined on Thursday that petroleum production, refining, and related activities are essential to national defense, a move that could open up U.S. funding for fossil fuel projects.

In a presidential memo, Trump also invoked part of the Cold War-era Defense Production Act, allowing him to provide financial incentives for oil-related activities, pipelines and storage of liquid fuels.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:39 AM (boztw)

190 Ro Khanna, as usual these days, somehow finds a way to beclown himself on the French riots. He is hoping it happens here, in America. How his wife and her family tolerate this asshole, I'll never know

Yet another example of why foreigners should never rule over American Citizens.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 08:39 AM (a3CJ+)

191 PS - you attack the Iwo Jima statue, you are not attacking the US Government, you are directly attacking the wwII GI Joe, who is still held in very high respect.
This is a mistake.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:39 AM (sl73Y)

192 Whoa whoa whoa. Sydney Sweeney is a model. And if she's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:33 AM

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Lizzo at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (yTY59)

193 Game 1 of the World Series is tonight between Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays.

I'm a National League fan so I'm hoping the Brewers win.

Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2)

194 The indoctrination that has been taking place in the public schools, that goes back well before the woke indoctrination has "proven" that you can't trust anything in that Book.
Or at the very least can make it say whatever you want it to say.


1 Corinthians 2:14 Principle applies.

To the unregenerate, the Bible is a closed book.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (a3CJ+)

195 "Medicare for All Is Popular—Until People Find Out How It Would Work"

Leftists who tout Medicare for All, and Canadians and Europoors who believe we are crazy to not enjoy the wonderful benefits of socialized medicine, do not understand what women in America and a lot of men want first and foremost.

To see a GP doctor TODAY without going to the Emergency Room, then see a specialist TOMORROW (or no later than the next Monday). Tell AWFLs and women with a sick child the first available appointment for a GP is a week away, or three months away for see any specialist, and there will be blood in the streets. The blood of politicians.

Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)

196 "...But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM"

*polite cough*

Posted by: E. A. Poe at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (yTY59)

197 Game 1 of the World Series is tonight between Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays.

I'm a National League fan so I'm hoping the Brewers win.
Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2)
=================
It will be good baseball! Looking forward to it myself, even though it will not have Cleveland playing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:43 AM (boztw)

198 196 "...But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM"

*polite cough*

Posted by: E. A. Poe at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (yTY59)

=========

The Baltimore Poes would have been a terrible name!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:43 AM (U/SFE)

199 The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

I’m easily amused so I get a kick out of Mike Florio constantly referring to the Ravens as “the original Browns” and the current Browns as “the new Browns”…. He’s not wrong and it annoys both fan bases

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:43 AM (PlkPS)

200 The Baltimore Bombers could have had a WW2-era 500-lb bomb logo on their helmets

ah, what might have been

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

201
186 The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

I actually think it a good choice. They wanted a name that would represent the new Baltimore, and Blackbirds was too obvious.

An even better name would be Diablos Negros, but not enough Hispanics there yet for that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (jTKPp)

202 Rep. Keith Self... is a member of the House Freedom Caucus and co-founder of the Sharia-Free America Caucus, which seeks to bring “attention to concerns surrounding Sharia [law] and its incompatibility with the principles enshrined in the United States Constitution.”
Report: Teen Plotted To Assassinate Texas GOP Congressman On Behalf Of ISIS

===

forever vigilance , otherwise we turn into Europe

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

203 In the name of equity and fairness, what about us?

Posted by: Turkey Buzzard Alliance at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (EdP2u)


Turkey's can't fly.
Not much use for a flightless birds and sports teams.
That's why you don't see the Washington D.C. Ostriches, although that would fit the city well.

Penguins don't count as everybody knows they can play some decent hockey on the ice.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (6ydKt)

204
Tell AWFLs and women with a sick child the first available appointment for a GP is a week away, or three months away for see any specialist, and there will be blood in the streets. The blood of politicians.
Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)


Put AWFLs on a waiting list for a therapist and see the blood run!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (eRlcH)

205 It's all so obvious. Listen to what Pritzker says on this short clip.

>>@DarrenBaileyIL
·
13h
>>JB Pritzker BRAGGED about having moles in our military. Now he's named on tape as one of two governors ready to declare the federal government illegitimate.

>>Turns out JB's just a wannabe dictator with a trust fund.

https://tinyurl.com/msdf6xnb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

206 Game 1 of the World Series is tonight between Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays.

I'm a National League fan so I'm hoping the Brewers win.
Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2)

I’m old enough to remember the 1982 World Series when the Brewers were the American League representative (and lost to the National League’s Cardinals). Robin Yount, Gorman Thomas, Cecil Cooper et al…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:45 AM (PlkPS)

207 It's also,
National Croc Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2026 08:45 AM (wzaBj)

208
The formula for medical care is: Fast, good, cheap. Pick two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:45 AM (eRlcH)

209 Sydney Sweeney is a model.
Princess Lee Radziwill was a pole.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2026 08:46 AM (zdLoL)

210 First time in a long time that neither team in the WS has ever won a WS.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:46 AM (vJPf4)

211 Talafreako supports illegals voting. Americans eill be replaced.

https://tinyurl.com/cvbhu83n

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (boztw)

212 We never really caught on.

Posted by: The Baltimore Edgars at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (yTY59)

213 and we need to stop calling a last-second pass a 'Hail Mary' and return to calling it 'the bomb'

out of deference to our Catholic friends

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)

214 If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM


And if you can do it while cheering Biden's "Nuremburg rally" speech, you need to be beaten with tire irons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (KRh8R)

215 @206 Harvey's Wallbangers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (vJPf4)

216 Honestly, I'm kinda glad that Calley Means is leaving the administration. Both he and his sister give me the creeps.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (3ImbR)

217 >> It's also,
National Croc Day.


Like the shoe or the animal?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)

218 208 Hadrian, that’s the universal formula for everything.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

219 The List of Bird Sports Names would not be complete without the most popular Birds in all of sports, having won five Stanley Cups, c'mon, you know who....

Posted by: ....The Pittsburgh Penguins! at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (EdP2u)

220 If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM

And if you can do it while cheering Biden's "Nuremburg rally" speech, you need to be beaten with tire irons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (KRh8R)

Insomniac brand. There is no substitute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

221 220 Insomniac brand. There is no substitute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

=======

Speaking of long dormant nics,

Cat Ass Trophy showed up yesterday afternoon.

He did not complain about YouTube embeds this time, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:49 AM (U/SFE)

222 Still no name on woman that drove into soccer field???

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 23, 2026 08:50 AM (P4Pk9)

223 > IIRC, the scumbag who took the hammer to the Iwo Jima statue was identified. Latino name. Don't know about immigration status, but it kinda goes without saying...
--------------
FWIW... last night when this story broke, one of the reports said this asshole "beheaded" the statue. There was a photo of a head, on the ground nearby and another of the whole statue where you could see the missing part.

My first thought wasn't about a Hispanic nutter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 08:50 AM (RORbl)

224 "I shall attack the American symbol of the war against Japanese Imperialism in order to protest imperialism."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:51 AM (U/SFE)

225 The Condors would be a good name for a sports team. It’d have to be a California team, though.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

226 MAC V SOG

Highly suspicious that the entire matter has been dropped from any discussion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

227
AWFLs

Still Insane. Now Armed.


https://instapundit.com/830955/


Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (YSUhf)

228 We are a nation held hostage by lunatics who hallucinate racism at regular intervals, especially in election years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt)

229 Why not return to The Grits Blitz?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2026 08:53 AM (c4qG0)

230 naturalfake

Did the store sell her a firearm?

Does she know anything about hitting a target?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:54 AM (u82oZ)

231 225 The Condors would be a good name for a sports team. It’d have to be a California team, though.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)


Roseanne needs to buy a baseball team and call it The Connors.

She can be the manager and sing the national anthem before every game.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:54 AM (6ydKt)

232
First time in a long time that neither team in the WS has ever won a WS.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:46 AM (vJPf4)


As far as I can tell, the last time was 1980. The Phillies (previously lost in 1915 and 1950) beat the Royals (first WS).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

233 "It's also,
National Croc Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

Ahh, shucks.

Posted by: zombie Ray Kroc at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (MWfyi)

234 In order to stop all the pansies from getting the vapors over team names, I suggest a random drawing for numbers. Like Bingo.

Drum roll:
As a ball falls:

The Dallas Cowboys will forever be known as "42".
The Pittsburgh Steeler will forever be known as "37".
The Miami Dolphins will forever be known as "12".
Etcetra, etcetra, etcetra.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (zFt5U)

235 227 Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (YSUhf)
===================
That's a crazy story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (sWibC)

236 Let me know if you've heard this one.

A Florida female attorney walks into a Mississippi gun shop...

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (6ydKt)

237 Yes, The Riots In France Are Because Of Mass Immigration

"And that's why we need MORE immigration! Things will turn around once enough unfortunate brown people touch our magic dirt!" At least that seems to be the mindset.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (lXoJ5)

238 179 Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Nothing good has come out of Boston since 1856. In fact, the original name for my pie was Chocolate Cream Pie.

Posted by: Chef Augustine Francois Anezin at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u)

239 Now that CA has admitted it has no way to identify illegals voting and desire to try, the growing outcry by Democrats about "He wants to put National Guard troops at our polling stations!!" is more understandable.

We knew they let illegals vote, but it's likely more prevalent and organized than imagined.

Oh yeah, also the latest example: Kattie Hobbs' people in AZ registering illegals to vote
https://tinyurl.com/49cc5ch9

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (rOKnE)

240 >>Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.

Now THAT is something I can celebrate. YUM

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE)

241 Someone is getting their ass whooped on election day.
Y'all won't have "the Turd" to kick around anymore.

Posted by: Thom "the Turd" Tillis at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (V1UNp)

242 >>"And that's why we need MORE immigration! Things will turn around once enough unfortunate brown people touch our magic dirt!" At least that seems to be the mindset.

They don't really believe it. They are getting the exact outcome they wanted.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (viF8m)

243
California: "We can't tell you how many illegals vote but we know it's scarcely any."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (eRlcH)

244 Didn’t Vermont try Medicare for All with Green Mountain Care? The excuses for its failure was epic!

Posted by: Unkaren at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (m6fGY)

245 Here's another DOOM prediction.

From zerohedge...I know...they've predicted 103 out of the last 2 recessions. And avoid the sewer of a comment section.

"Republicans are confronting an increasingly concerning political situation in Kansas, where a Senate seat the party has held for more than a century has become unexpectedly competitive.

Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) is facing Democrat Adam Hamilton in a reelection contest that recent polling suggests is within single digits, despite the Sunflower State not having elected a Democrat to the U.S. Senate since 1932.

During an appearance on Fox Business Network's Big Money, Marshall was pressed about why the race remains so close.

"Well, no, I think it's the price of gasoline," Marshall declared. "It's that simple, and I'm not sure it's as close as what the national polls are showing. Six years ago, I was an open seat. The poll showed the same thing, and we won by 11 points. Now, I don't think we're going to win by 11 points right now.""

This is the kind of crap I always see on CNN and MSNow. President Trump is holding rallies in conservative strongholds, polling shows the dems have a shot.

BLUE WAVE BABY!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (Sco7b)

246 Nothing good has come out of Boston since 1856. In fact, the original name for my pie was Chocolate Cream Pie.
Posted by: Chef Augustine Francois Anezin at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u)
=====

IT IS NOT PIE!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

247
The Dallas Cowboys will forever be known as "42".
The Pittsburgh Steeler will forever be known as "37".
The Miami Dolphins will forever be known as "12".
Etcetra, etcetra, etcetra.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (zFt5U)

Every team in California should be '420'

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (6ydKt)

248 >>A Florida female attorney walks into a Mississippi gun shop...


. . . and asks which gun and bullets will penetrate an ICE agent's protective gear!

Oooopps
Woopsie!
You're arrested

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE)

249 The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepub
I love how Ilhan Omar married her brother, Elissa Slotkin is calling for the imprisonment of Trump admin officials, and Deep State bureaucrats are planning a coup, and all the Democrats can respond with is “Lindsey Graham was gay.”
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Democrats be crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:59 AM (sWibC)

250 Every team in California should be '420'
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Ha!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

251 >>IT IS NOT PIE!

What's your point?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:00 AM (rOKnE)

252 Actually, most of the reaction I've seen to Atlanta's new
Millennian Falcon has been good humored derision of their lack of historical awareness.
Nobody is expecting them to goosestep out of the locker room. Although a goosestepping parrot as a mascot would be a good move.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (sl73Y)

253 IT IS NOT PIE!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

I keep telling people that about pizza but all the Italians start giving me the throat-slicing hand signal afterwards.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (6ydKt)

254
Coconut cream pie >>> Boston cream pie

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (eRlcH)

255 What's your point?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:00 AM (rOKnE)
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The Truth, as always.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

256 Like the shoe or the animal?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)
******
The shoe.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (wzaBj)

257 I used to watch the World Series every year. For whatever reason I’m not all that interested this year. Doubt I’ll watch. I’m guessing ratings will be pretty bad what with two small market teams. I’m sure MLB was hoping for Yankees-Dodgers

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (PlkPS)

258 Didn’t Vermont try Medicare for All with Green Mountain Care? The excuses for its failure was epic!
Posted by: Unkaren
_________

Tennessee tried something similar with TennCare, extending Medicaid to the uninsured and uninsurable.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (JzUSu)

259 A Florida female attorney walks into a Mississippi gun shop...


. . . and asks which gun and bullets will penetrate an ICE agent's protective gear!

Oooopps
Woopsie!
You're arrested
Posted by: Lizzy


If I worked a public front facing job, I would either wear a body cam or Meta glasses set to record for my entire shift.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (zFt5U)

260 I keep telling people that about pizza but all the Italians start giving me the throat-slicing hand signal afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (6ydKt)
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I ate at a pizzeria Wed. night that says its not "pizza" its a "pinsa"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

261 I was bedazzling my Crocs all this week leading to the big celebration today! I'm squealing with delight! My thanks to redridinghood for the shout-out and support!

Posted by: The Great Poofter at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (EdP2u)

262
I’m sure MLB was hoping for Yankees-Dodgers
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (PlkPS)


Fox executives would throw interns into a volcano for a Yankees-Dodgers series.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:03 AM (eRlcH)

263 >>The shoe.

I can possibly celebrate this thanks to unseasonably warm weather and a cute pair of platform flipflops by Crocs, heh!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE)

264 Didn't Spamburger have to remove 6600 illegal voters from the rolls a few months back?

Little coverage of that fiasco. And there's probably a whole shit ton more.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (8B4gm)

265
Leavened: Cake

Unleavened: Pie

This is settled science.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (eRlcH)

266 264 Didn't Spamburger have to remove 6600 illegal voters from the rolls a few months back?

Little coverage of that fiasco. And there's probably a whole shit ton more.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (8B4gm)

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Ohio removed 250,000 since 2024, and it got zero coverage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (U/SFE)

267 The Mexican who destroyed the statue has been here since 1999. Obama let him stay since he was a minor under some kind statute the government has on the books. Biden renewed him to stay but as of this year he was told to leave.
He done over $100,000 damage to the statue. He is a POS that should have never been aloud to stay. The government needs to stop these people from coming here. They are nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Dd7BU)

268 Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

In college, my friend and I would visit my grandmother and rave about his next door old german lady made the best boston cream pie. Shortly after, we would receive my grandmother's version, which was superb.
Next holiday, he would visit the old german lady, rave about my grandmother's Boston Cream pie, and return to school with the german ladie's version.
We kept this up one entire year, probably got five or six pies (cakes, really) out of it.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:06 AM (sl73Y)

269 >>"...that Omar has lived her "entire life under an alias," a former Minnesota federal immigration judge tells Fox News Digital that every single form she ever filled out could be "called into question."


IT'S FUNNY WATCHING TRUMP RIFF ON THIS, POINTING OUT THAT SHE'S BEEN SWORN INTO CONGRESS UNDER A FALSE NAME

THEN HE ASKED SPEAKER JOHNSON TO KICK HER OUT FOR IT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (rOKnE)

270 Mysterious triangle aircraft moving at 1800 miles per hour now overflying War Department technology testing sites.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ap7un

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (R1Uv/)

271 New news, then?

The firebombing of Teslas from about a year ago wasn't that?
Posted by:

No, it's becoming more personal. They want him, specifically, dead.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (sl73Y)

272 Didn't Spamburger have to remove 6600 illegal voters from the rolls a few months back?
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Wasn't the 6600 number from New Jersey? Not that it matters; it's likely ten times that amount in every blue state.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR)

273 Leavened: Cake

Unleavened: Pie

This is settled science.


thousand percent this!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (qBivk)

274 267 Obama let him stay since he was a minor under some kind statute the government has on the books.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Dd7BU)

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No statute. It was DACA, an EO.

Deferred action. A quasi-legal state where the federal government told people that while the feds knew they were here and not legal, the feds would do nothing to deport them.

Trump tried to end it in Trump 1.0, but the Administrative Procedures Act wasn't followed according to SCOTUS (APA is...of questionable constitutionality). What Trump 2.0 is doing now instead of directly ending the program is letting all of the deferred protections lapse, giving ICE a larger pool to deport from without legal boundary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (U/SFE)

275 The very best pie-thrower in Hollywood history was Moe Howard.That man was deadly accurate and should have a statue on the National Mall in his honor.

Posted by: The Sixth Stooge at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (EdP2u)

276 271 New news, then?

The firebombing of Teslas from about a year ago wasn't that?
Posted by:

No, it's becoming more personal. They want him, specifically, dead.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (sl73Y)

========

This is not new. At all.

They've been calling for his death since 2024 at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (U/SFE)

277 >>>Unleavened: Pie
~~~~~

So pie is manna from heaven?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (3ImbR)

278 So the Asterisks weren't able to cheat their way in?

Posted by: Just got here at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (yTY59)

279 True story related to me by my late grandmother:

When she and Grandad were dating in 1920's Baltimore, he took her to dinner at an Italian restaurant. At the end of the meal, they spotted a new menu item to order for dessert. Pizza Pie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 09:10 AM (wVcYX)

280 btw I have no doubt the Left is planning on empowering (even more!) their "rotten borough" states (like PA!) to "defy" the rest of the country, because OMB. (even when orange man is gone)

it IS scary. they have BEEN doing it!

seriously I have to move. just had a talk with youngest. we're gonna prep this winter to sell in spring and head out. I like Donalds and he looks safe to win.

if their scenario plays out, maybe it's "better" to be in one of "their" states, but fuck that. I want to be in an American state.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (qBivk)

281 That AWFL podcaster called for JD to be shot:
https://tinyurl.com/yhfbac6k

Secret Service, do your job!
@SecretService


At least interview Jennifer Welch, NOW!!

“Vance thinks he’s gonna be president...we need to keep FIRING, PISTOLS FIRING, at ALL TIMES, towards this guy. He is not fit to be a father. He is not fit to be a husband. He is not fit to be a Vice President.”

In the same rant, she called Vance an “Antichrist-style sociopath” and a “white nationalist prostitute bigot”

She is sparking new threats against Vance, and she is fully aware of the consequences.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rOKnE)

282 Learn something new every day:

Brave AI:
Pinsa, also known as pinsa romana, is an oval-shaped Roman flatbread that serves as a lighter, more digestible alternative to traditional pizza. It was created in 2001 by Italian entrepreneur Corrado Di Marco, who trademarked the name to market a new product line, though he later admitted the historical connection to ancient Rome was fabricated for promotional purposes.

The dough is distinct from pizza due to its unique flour blend of wheat, rice, and soy, which provides a crisp exterior and airy, cloud-like interior. Key characteristics include:

High Hydration: The dough contains up to 80% water, compared to roughly 50% in standard pizza dough.

Long Fermentation: It undergoes a slow leavening process of 48 to 72 hours, which breaks down gluten and fats, making it easier to digest and lower in calories.

While marketed as an "ancient Roman" dish, pinsa is a modern invention that has evolved into a global food trend, with pinserias now operating in major cities and frozen versions available in grocery stores. The name derives from the Latin verb pinsere, meaning "to pound" or "to stretch."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:12 AM (6ydKt)

283 If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM

And if you can do it while cheering Biden's "Nuremburg rally" speech, you need to be beaten with tire irons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (KRh8R)

Insomniac brand. There is no substitute.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM


When you care enough to use the very best.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 09:12 AM (KRh8R)

284
So the Asterisks weren't able to cheat their way in?
Posted by: Just got here at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (yTY59)


Of course, the Yankees and Dodgers were doing exactly the same thing, but MLB wasn't going to drop the hammer on its marquee teams, so the Astros took the fall.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:12 AM (eRlcH)

285 Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rAQ15)

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No Democrat is running on this issue now when it's most relevant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:13 AM (U/SFE)

286 I don't approve of early voting

There have been way, way, way, too many instances of "mistakes" being made on election day (inoperable machines, wrong pens, not enough ballots, etc.) and always in red precincts, to wait for the last possible day to vote.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

287 282 Trump’s idiotic war will lead to a Democrat senate and president in 2029, implementing a scotus expansion.

Heckuva job Donnie.

Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rAQ15)

Like they needed Trump and a war to do what they wanted to do anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (6ydKt)

288 Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rAQ15)

Since you're so terrific at reading the future, can you please tell me what next weeks lottery numbers are? Thanks, Bigly

Posted by: Not quite so bigly at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (JrHfD)

289 Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM

Your concern is:

[X] Noted
[ ] Other than noted

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 09:15 AM (KRh8R)

290 288 Like they needed Trump and a war to do what they wanted to do anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (6ydKt)

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Oil outflows on the strait itself are above prewar levels, there's no open conflict between the nations, and the war amounts to a blockade that's slowly strangling Iran as a nation to death.

Yeah, this is worse than Iraq, for sure. Complete political fallout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:15 AM (U/SFE)

291 Is it a thing to wear mismatched Crocs? Like a white one and a yellow one from two different pairs? I've seen two teenagers doing it in two separate places.

Posted by: Young People!! at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (EdP2u)

292 273 Leavened: Cake

Unleavened: Pie

This is settled science.

thousand percent this!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (qBivk)


One word:
Cheesecake

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (6ydKt)

293
There have been way, way, way, too many instances of "mistakes" being made on election day (inoperable machines, wrong pens, not enough ballots, etc.) and always in red precincts, to wait for the last possible day to vote.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)


Even though I live in a well-run red county, this is a recurrent concern of mine. One polling place had no parking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (eRlcH)

294 What kind of human garbage would openly do it right at the site of the Marine headquarters?

The kind we pay to do these things. You think an illegal, whose job is to steal, would do this and risk their sweet gig? Of course not. They lay low.

Posted by: The Op at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (IYMzU)

295
Like they needed Trump and a war to do what they wanted to do anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (6ydKt)


Trump is an excuse, not a reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:17 AM (eRlcH)

296 Bigly Bad is mostly dumb.

Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 09:17 AM (Oy/m2)

297 Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (rAQ15)

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Iran is a non-issue. An excuse by Democrats to suddenly realize that things got expensive under Biden, which they couldn't talk about for 4 years.

Oil isn't affected by the conflict anymore since outflows are back to prewar levels (actually over it). Oil is now more affected by the Russia/Ukraine thing than anything else.

And we're not losing troops, so we don't get "death counts" on TV of troops.

No one actually gives a shit about bombing ME countries, which will probably start post-election again, because it's been going on for so long.

Not every war is Iraq, and people not being able to understand that is making American politics dumber.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (U/SFE)

298 Well, I don't care what they call it. The government should not allow these foreign people into the country. We know how this crap turns out. Nothing but trouble. Hell, look at Europe.

Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (Dd7BU)

299
Yeah, this is worse than Iraq, for sure. Complete political fallout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:15 AM (U/SFE)

And diesel prices are high because the Dems favorite short Eastern European potentate is bombing Russian oil refineries and ports.

And Trump is the bad guy for spending two years trying to end that war.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (6ydKt)

300 From her various utterances, Jennifer Welch does not strike me as either a trained theologian nor a deeply committed Christian, so throwing around the term "Anti Christian" about Vance seems to be a trifle much., to say the least.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (JrHfD)

301 296 Bigly Bad is mostly dumb.
Posted by: dantesed

The term "retard" is underused and has fallen out of fashion for some reason.

Posted by: 24 and Me at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (EdP2u)

302 I love how people who constantly complain about Trump taking down Iran have no answer to how Trump should have stopped Iran from building nukes, funding terrorists that kill our people and interests and had developed ballistic missile technology that could already reach central Europe and soon would have been able to reach the US.

It's not a war. It's a bombing campaign, a damn effective one, and an economic blockade that has crippled Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (viF8m)

303 299 And diesel prices are high because the Dems favorite short Eastern European potentate is bombing Russian oil refineries and ports.

And Trump is the bad guy for spending two years trying to end that war.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (6ydKt)

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Hey now.

We can't ignore decades of regulation from the EPA which made opening refineries in America cost prohibitive and dangerous business ventures alongside CA bragging about closing a few of their own.

We had 300 refineries in the US in the 70s. We have less than half that today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (U/SFE)

304
One word:
Cheesecake
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (6ydKt)


"Modern cheesecake is not usually classified as an actual 'cake', despite the name (much like Boston cream 'pie'). Some people classify baked cheesecake as a torte due to the usage of many eggs, which are the sole source of leavening, as a key factor. Others find compelling evidence that it is a custard pie, based on the overall structure, with the separate crust, the soft filling, and the absence of flour. Other sources identify it as a flan, or tart."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:21 AM (eRlcH)

305 Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (rAQ15)

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Gas prices have never actually affected election results.

Should have been a huge red wave in 2022 because gas was actually higher then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:21 AM (U/SFE)

306 "Modern cheesecake is not usually classified as an actual 'cake', despite the name (much like Boston cream 'pie'). Some people classify baked cheesecake as a torte due to the usage of many eggs, which are the sole source of leavening, as a key factor. Others find compelling evidence that it is a custard pie, based on the overall structure, with the separate crust, the soft filling, and the absence of flour. Other sources identify it as a flan, or tart."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:21 AM (eRlcH)


But, but, but... it says C-A-K-E right there in the name!

False advertising...

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:22 AM (6ydKt)

307 Leavened: Cake

Unleavened: Pie



Hard tack. Unleavened & inedible.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:23 AM (zFt5U)

308 Jennifer Welch is a rabid dog. I honestly think the best course of action with her would be, you know, what any normal person would do with a rabid dog.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 09:23 AM (RORbl)

309 I have no doubt the Left is planning on empowering (even more!) their "rotten borough" states (like PA!) to "defy" the rest of the country

That's why I'm making sure to vote. Our vote may not seem to count initially, during the period of shenanigans, but it is being counted.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 09:23 AM (IYMzU)

310 Key lime cheesecake is where it’s at.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

311 We had 300 refineries in the US in the 70s. We have less than half that today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (U/SFE)

And far too many peasants driving around thinking they own the place or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:23 AM (6ydKt)

312 Martini Farmer

We lack reliable Central American drivers that can crash into her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)

313 I've seen clips of Jennifer Welch and she is one nasty, ignorant piece of work. Anything that happens to her or her followers is their own damn fault.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 09:24 AM (vJPf4)

314 Is Twinkie cake?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 23, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)

315 Remember, as others have pointed out over the many years, if they say they want you dead, believe them. Take them at their word. This is no longer a joke. The left is constantly stirring up their minions, 24/7. Our side is still, by and large, navel gazing. On my nearly 80 years on this planet, I never doubted the future of my country. Unless "things" change, the future holds some very bad times. Think I'll go watch some cat videos.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 23, 2026 09:25 AM (hmYU4)

316 For people thinking of moving, Mr. Bassman and I are enjoying NW Arkansas, having moved here from the foothills of Colorado. The culture is sweet and wholesome. It's not perfect (feckless GOPe; communists in Fayetteville; child mutilators made inroads to our libraries) but we have been living in peace in a community that was not shut down during Covid.

Posted by: Emmie at October 23, 2026 09:25 AM (OlzlW)

317 314 Is Twinkie cake?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 23, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)

It's a cake burrito with icing on the inside and it'll add about 20 pounds to your ass with one bite.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:25 AM (6ydKt)

318 Fox polls continue trying to look better right before the election, saying now just maybe Susan Collins might win in Maine. "Tied".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 09:26 AM (R1Uv/)

319 far too many peasants driving around thinking they own the place or something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:23 AM

They stink on ice!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at October 23, 2026 09:27 AM (yTY59)

320 Jennifer Welch is also an "influencer" or, more accurately, an instigator. Her SSRI addled followers are a danger to society.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 09:27 AM (RORbl)

321 318 Fox polls continue trying to look better right before the election, saying now just maybe Susan Collins might win in Maine. "Tied".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 09:26 AM (R1Uv/)

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Hedging towards the margin of error?

This has never happened once in polling history.

This breaks the mold.

Final polls from 2024 perfectly matched the polls from August of 2024. There was never any doubt in the summer what was going to happen because the polls accurately reflected the mood of the electorate.

We should, instead of giving greater credence to the polls that are all hedging towards "any direction that this goes, we're right because of the margin of error", give more credence to polling from July because there's no way polling from before the final polls could be anything other than perfectly accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:28 AM (U/SFE)

322 Remember:
If you're having a bad day, just know some trannie at BioWare is cry/screaming:

"The health insurance covered my HRT! How am I going to get my HRT now?!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 09:28 AM (3cUTc)

323 Neil Bush == Hunter Biden?

(both sitting on boards not based on meritocracy)

Can I make that equivalency?

Posted by: _Jim at October 23, 2026 09:29 AM (TaDcn)

324 TheJamesMadison

The ones left have been mostly debottlenecked.

Improving the ones operating now is the smart move. Let's see if the retreat from CA leads to more of these multi-billion dollar complexes.

Adding modular nuclear power to refineries will help in the future. It takes too long to build a new refinery, but Trump is trying to shorten that lag time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

325 Is Twinkie cake?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 23, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)

It's a cake burrito with icing on the inside and it'll add about 20 pounds to your ass with one bite.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


It's a torta.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:29 AM (zFt5U)

326 The Mexican who destroyed the statue has been here since 1999. Obama let him stay since he was a minor under some kind statute the government has on the books. Biden renewed him to stay but as of this year he was told to leave.
He done over $100,000 damage to the statue. He is a POS that should have never been aloud to stay. The government needs to stop these people from coming here. They are nothing but trouble.
Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Dd7BU)

Too bad he was allowed to survive.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 23, 2026 09:30 AM (hmYU4)

327 >>It's a cake burrito with icing on the inside and it'll add about 20 pounds to your ass with one bite.

With Jonah, what difference would it make?

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

328 I AM NOT a sandwich!

Posted by: The hot dog at October 23, 2026 09:30 AM (yTY59)

329 Nood, btw.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

330 So ends another fine week at the Morning Report. JJS deserves all the accolades and brickbats due him.

Posted by: Thank You, Sir! at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (EdP2u)

331 Brietbart has a story about the riots spreading. Something is awesome about this story.
The ass on the LE lady in the picture is absolutely fantastic.

Posted by: Reforger at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (Ae6Br)

332 Obnoxious art up!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (zFt5U)

333 >>From her various utterances, Jennifer Welch does not strike me as either a trained theologian nor a deeply committed Christian, so throwing around the term "Anti Christian" about Vance seems to be a trifle much., to say the least.


It's hyperbole.

She's pointing at a politician and calling him the ultimate destructive force who needs to be shot. You don't have to be Christian to get the message.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (rOKnE)

334 >>So ends another fine week at the Morning Report. JJS deserves all the accolades and brickbats due him.

YES!


Also, TGIF

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

335 Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:31 AM (rOKnE)

Yes, I understood that. I just think it's ridiculous for her to use the term "Anti Christ".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 09:36 AM (TDdGM)

336 "The health insurance covered my HRT! How am I going to get my HRT now?!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 09:28 AM (3cUTc)

Prostitution is always an option.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:36 AM (6ydKt)

337 If you squint, you can see what's going on in the painting.
Quite easel-ly.

Posted by: Oh, no... at October 23, 2026 09:43 AM (yTY59)

338 Good morning, and thanks J.J.

"On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. …"

What a turd. Jaime's catch all BS in support of Ukraine and democratic pluralism.

>MS Now, YouTube, Elon Musk threatens to "come for" Dems calling to investigate him. (And others)

And Ukraine will be claiming 'strikes in Kiev' from Russia to tie it all up nicely.

Wikipedia: A pluralist democracy is a political system where power is widely distributed across multiple competing groups, organizations, and centers of authority rather than concentrated in a single ruler or a dominant majority.

In more depth:
Political authority is shared among diverse independent institutions, such as political parties, labor unions, corporate interests, non-profit organizations, and media outlets. Citizens have the right to form and join independent groups to advocate for their interests.

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 23, 2026 09:46 AM (NFX2v)

339 Government policy and decisions emerge through negotiation, coalition-building, and compromise among these competing factions.

Independent civil society and legal checks stop a single dominant group or majority from completely silencing minority voices. (See George Bush Presidential Center, 'Pluralism is the Lifeblood of a Genuine Democracy.')

Fascinating. O's civil society. It and Susan Rice. (The latter per, 'Shorter Elissa Slotkin and Susan Rice: Buy Ammo, Republicans')

Yup, buy ammo remains good advice.

But what of those older, conservative folks without those resources - those not wealthy in a sense yet not yet under government care (Medicaid, etc.)?

With the proliferation of 'Home Healthcare,' particularly in purple and blue states, could widespread 'Adult Guardianships,' be the future?

"Hotspots for Abuse" they've been called in (SE) Pennsylvania and, of course, other states.
---
Good day

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 23, 2026 09:46 AM (NFX2v)

340 Baseball fans: It's unfair that the Dodgers and Yankees can buy all the star players! Small market teams don't have a chance!

Also baseball fans: What a boring World Series! I miss the Dodgers and Yankees!!

Posted by: Les Walrond at October 23, 2026 10:24 AM (/gHzR)

341 The US Senate is an institution filled with obnoxious, self-important twits. Jamie Raskin is one of the most obnoxious and self-important of all of the twits in the Senate.

To be fair, there is a great deal of competition for the title of most obnoxious and self-important twit in the Senate. It's not an easy call by any means.

Posted by: Ralph at October 23, 2026 11:56 AM (8WZD4)

342 "I'm thinking of joining the Chinese Communist party."
“Character Matters” Says Chinese Communist Bush Brother to Explain Talarico Vote


Most politicians aren't pimps, they're whores. Pay them enough and they'll do what you want them to. The CCP pays well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

Daily Tech News 23 October 2026

Top Story


Tech News




Musical Interlude






Disclaimer: This one goes up to eleven. That's one vulnerabler.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:00 AM (odBC9)

2 Couldn't sleep...will try again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 04:08 AM (l3cgK)

3 G'Day everyone
TGIF and a lot closer to home today

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:08 AM (Ia/+0)

4 You just know there was at least one colonel working on his slide deck for that project who despaired because the acronym SCRAM was already taken for some crummy airplane motor doohicky, so he couldn't use it for his beaner zapper project.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:11 AM (aKiSo)

5 Couldn't sleep...will try again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 04:08 AM (l3cgK)

Try counting llamas if the sheep aren't working.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:14 AM (aKiSo)

6 "Strongly Collimated Radiation Array ...uhhh...Motherf---"

"COLONEL! NO!!!!"

"Ahhhh, crap. You guys are boring, I should have joined the Marines."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:18 AM (aKiSo)

7
Well, that was a heck of a rant I posted right before pixy showed up! I'll save it for later today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:24 AM (mmrXZ)

8 Huh. You get one free BBC article and then you have to subscribe. Oh well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 23, 2026 04:25 AM (iIyc0)

9 >>>The Pentagon has given the DHS permission to try out death lasers on illegal immigrants at the border. (CNN)

hmm

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

10
lol "death lasers."

It's for use on giant crowds, so... the warmth of collectivism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:31 AM (mmrXZ)

11 8 Huh. You get one free BBC article and then you have to subscribe. Oh well.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 23, 2026 04:25 AM (iIyc0)

Goodbye to them!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

12 8 Huh. You get one free BBC article and then you have to subscribe. Oh well.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 23, 2026 04:25 AM (iIyc0)

That's a great model for nice things that anyone would actually want. Like cookies. Or heroin.

Not so much for chat-bot written fake news in a south asian accent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:31 AM (aKiSo)

13 It's for use on giant crowds, so... the warmth of collectivism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:31 AM (mmrXZ)

(coffee snort)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:32 AM (aKiSo)

14 7
Well, that was a heck of a rant I posted right before pixy showed up! I'll save it for later today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:24 AM (mmrXZ)

On the ONT? I don't see it.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

15 BOING!

Crazy woman posts wise life lesson:

https://tinyurl.com/f5ww26dh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 04:33 AM (i2Ycu)

16
Zuckerberg ought to leave the state and fly in to work every day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ)

17 12 8 Huh. You get one free BBC article and then you have to subscribe. Oh well.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 23, 2026 04:25 AM (iIyc0)

That's a great model for nice things that anyone would actually want. Like cookies. Or heroin.

Not so much for chat-bot written fake news in a south asian accent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:31 AM (aKiSo)

I'll miss their unbiased headlines.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

18 14 7
Well, that was a heck of a rant I posted right before pixy showed up! I'll save it for later today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:24 AM (mmrXZ)

On the ONT? I don't see it.
Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

Now I see it! (I hadn't hit refresh.)

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

19 18 14 7
Well, that was a heck of a rant I posted right before pixy showed up! I'll save it for later today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:24 AM (mmrXZ)

On the ONT? I don't see it.
Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

Now I see it! (I hadn't hit refresh.)
Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

It's a good one!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:36 AM (odBC9)

20 "California is a state dedicated to the comfort of the worst titans bestriding an ever-more fake society, amassing wealth through the abject penury of everyone else."

"So you're leaving?"

"Heck nah, bro. This is great!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 04:36 AM (aKiSo)

21 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2026 04:36 AM (s1NDj)

22 Have Starbux Morning Blend coffee, is that strong

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:51 AM (Ia/+0)

23 Zuckerberg should buy some land and build a compound in or near Reno. Plenty of folks commute over the CA-NV state line. Pretty straight shot to the Bay Area on days he needs to be in the office.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 23, 2026 04:54 AM (/0z9K)

24 Have Starbux Morning Blend coffee, is that strong
Posted by: Skip


Breakfast Blend. People assume it's a low caffeine blend. It's not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 04:59 AM (nEUC6)

25 https://tinyurl.com/45d7fbj7
Thought this YouTube short was funny, 3 older guys walking into heaven

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0)

26 Breakfast Blend. People assume it's a low caffeine blend. It's not.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2026 04:59 AM (nEUC6)

Lighter roasts tend to have more caffeine than darker roasts

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:01 AM (aKiSo)

27
It's a good one!
Posted by: m

===========

haha! thank you. I'm so pathetic, I was driving home thinking "I'm gonna post about this on ace!!!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 05:01 AM (mmrXZ)

28 In followups to Larry Niven's essay, 'Another Modest Proposal', there emerged the idea of using the border as a nuclear waste dump, with signage in many languages reading IF YOU CROSS THIS LINE YOU WILL DIE.

https://tinyurl.com/4fpy53ry

Posted by: Epobirs at October 23, 2026 05:01 AM (/0z9K)

29 25 https://tinyurl.com/45d7fbj7
Thought this YouTube short was funny, 3 older guys walking into heaven
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0)

; )

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:03 AM (odBC9)

30 Securing a border has never really been a technical problem. At least not since the first humans learned to stack rocks and swing a fist.

There is no technology barrier to securing a border. The only problem is the willingness to do it, and to devote the resources needed to do it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:04 AM (aKiSo)

31
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2026 05:06 AM (AMvSw)

32 beIN, a Qatari company with offices in France, previously sought to force Quad9 to block resolution for a set of domain names they assert are participating in copyright infringement of its audiovisual rights on sports event broadcasts. Quad9 has no association with these domain names, nor with the operators of the websites. The French courts have fundamentally misunderstood the working of the internet and the role of the domain name system and have allowed a financial penalty to apply to Quad9 if we do not block DNS responses to users in France.

It's a ridiculous ruling from idiotic bureaucrats pretending to be judges.

Instead of going after the owners of the offending domain, and the server hosting it to make them take the site down, they decide, Italian style, to just make a company block the DNS resolve.

Why?
Because it's easier on them that way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:06 AM (6ydKt)

33 I see Daylight Fking time is supposed to end next weekend, hope its the last time for clock changes

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

34 Immigration Reform has always been " How can we make it easier to get the Illegals faster"

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:13 AM (Ia/+0)

35 9 >>>The Pentagon has given the DHS permission to try out death lasers on illegal immigrants at the border. (CNN)

hmm
Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

LOL I thought you were being Pixily snarky, but that summary kinda matches the CNN headline!

Pentagon grants DHS permission to test heat ray weapon for potential use at border

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

36 CNN: The heat ray, officially known as the Active Denial System, is a nonlethal weapon that shoots an invisible beam of electromagnetic waves that can reach a little more than half a mile away, according to the US military.

It's like a heat ray
Burning in my heart
Can't keep from crying
It's tearing me apart

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

37 Microwaved burritos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:18 AM (aKiSo)

38 CNN: The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray and develop tactics to potentially use it in operations at the southern US border, according to a memo signed by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last month and obtained by CNN.

Might lure more young male gamers to join the cause.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:20 AM (odBC9)

39 It's striking that Google doesn't control how its products are used by the Pentagon.
Software companies expect that they will be able to control their "customers" through licenses and subscriptions and are frustrated by such exceptions.
The Pentagon is an actual customer, the rest of us are serfs.

Posted by: PG at October 23, 2026 05:21 AM (p8CCI)

40 37 Microwaved burritos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:18 AM (aKiSo)

Which means they'll come out of the desert wet, soggy, with both ends busted open and insides flowing out onto the bottom of the microwave.

I'd rather air-fry them
(the burritos and the Mexicans)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:21 AM (6ydKt)

41 Whoever the first E-3 who gets chewed out for heating up his lunch with the Microwave Death Ray ought to get a statue made of him.

(There is zero probability it will be a "her".)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:22 AM (aKiSo)

42 Just aim the laser at the Rio and get it up to a nice scalding temperature. Should do the trick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:24 AM (aKiSo)

43 CNN: The energy beam causes a burning sensation when it comes into contact with the human skin — which Pentagon officials have previously compared to feeling a blast of heat when opening a hot oven. Military officials have said the resulting “tingling effect” lasts between 10 and 15 minutes but also generates “an instinctive and irresistible urge to run from the effect.”

Like tear gas.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:26 AM (odBC9)

44 CNN: Deploying the heat ray at the US border would be an unprecedented step, even for the Trump administration

"even for the Trump administration"

To be fair (I'm not sure why I should be), there's a bit more context for that:

Deploying the heat ray at the US border would be an unprecedented step, even for the Trump administration, which has made border security and clamping down on immigration a top priority.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9)

45 Sofia Liguori, a London-based research engineer, is one of them. She resigned from Google DeepMind this week and spoke about her concerns exclusively with the BBC, despite her contract restricting her from doing so.

"Realising my company is pushing more and more for AI systems in military operations makes me feel ashamed to work at Google," Liguori said, speaking in a personal capacity.


You worked for Google, which means you had no shame to begin with.

You worked with AI, yet have this strange idea that AI will never be used by a military, which is naive at best and idiotic at worst.

Now you are going to be an activist and protest by quitting your job as if Google didn't replace you the next day.

And that's where I stopped reading because I've got more important things to do than read whining from people making good money at Google quitting because Google made a decision that goes against their bleeding heart fashionable opinions.

Disposable people with luxury problems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (6ydKt)

46 "We'll build a wall."

"You can't do that, racist!!!!"

"OK, fine, weirdo. We'll use microwave death lasers instead. Always a problem with you people, isn't it? Could just have a nice simple wall, but nooooooo, you need to have death lasers involved."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (aKiSo)

47 And that's where I stopped reading because I've got more important things to do than read whining from people making good money at Google quitting because Google made a decision that goes against their bleeding heart fashionable opinions.

Disposable people with luxury problems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (6ydKt)

She surely didn't quit a largely do-nothing job that makes great money just to sit on her ass and bitch for free....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:29 AM (aKiSo)

48 46 "We'll build a wall."

"You can't do that, racist!!!!"

"OK, fine, weirdo. We'll use microwave death lasers instead. Always a problem with you people, isn't it? Could just have a nice simple wall, but nooooooo, you need to have death lasers involved."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (aKiSo)

Maybe electric fences, like what keeps livestock "fenced."

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:29 AM (odBC9)

49 (There is zero probability it will be a "her".)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:22 AM (aKiSo)

Of course not.
The her will wait until the him does it first just to see what the results will be, then if the coast is clear she'll try it herself after yelling at him for mansplaining it to her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:29 AM (6ydKt)

50 "OK, fine, weirdo. We'll use microwave death lasers instead. Always a problem with you people, isn't it? Could just have a nice simple wall, but nooooooo, you need to have death lasers involved."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (aKiSo)
-----
By strange coincidence, a migrant caravan is heading our way. Test subjects?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:30 AM (FZ29D)

51 45 Sofia Liguori, a London-based research engineer, is one of them. She resigned from Google DeepMind this week and spoke about her concerns exclusively with the BBC, despite her contract restricting her from doing so.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (6ydKt)

Should cost her some £££.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:31 AM (odBC9)

52 50 "OK, fine, weirdo. We'll use microwave death lasers instead. Always a problem with you people, isn't it? Could just have a nice simple wall, but nooooooo, you need to have death lasers involved."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:28 AM (aKiSo)
-----
By strange coincidence, a migrant caravan is heading our way. Test subjects?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:30 AM (FZ29D)

"Shit, sarge. I think they're Irish.... Where's the Potato button on this thing?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:31 AM (aKiSo)

53 Excellently done 5 minute clip:

Capitalism has a win condition. Socialism does not.


https://tinyurl.com/3bmf9dpd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:34 AM (i2Ycu)

54 Man from Texas talks about Hebrews 4:14-16, "Jesus and me" and his cancer treatments:

https://tinyurl.com/jvbsz4pj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:34 AM (JrHfD)

55 I mean, it's probably infrared, not microwave...

But microwaves have far more comedic potential.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:35 AM (aKiSo)

56 >>>The heat ray, officially known as the Active Denial System

ADS.

Aw, man, they missed a great acronym by not having a word beginning with N at the front of ADS.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

57 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at October 23, 2026 05:36 AM (V0/Sp)

58 52 50 "Shit, sarge. I think they're Irish.... Where's the Potato button on this thing?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:31 AM (aKiSo)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

59 G'mornin' everyone!

Happy Friday!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 05:38 AM (VyBeY)

60 Very Short video on "evolution of dance 1950's through now. Two men look like they're having fun dancing. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/3jh66cta

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:39 AM (JrHfD)

61 Ground-based Tingly Field Ordinance?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:39 AM (aKiSo)

62 And stop at donut shop
Cherry cheese, my favorite

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:41 AM (ZrWog)

63 @4/Warai-otok: "You just know there was at least one colonel working on his slide deck for that project who despaired because the acronym SCRAM was already taken for some crummy airplane motor doohicky, so he couldn't use it for his beaner zapper project."

FRY ( Forward Radiation Yeeter )

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 23, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)

64 Capitalism has a win condition. Socialism does not.

Brilliantly simple

Posted by: fluffy at October 23, 2026 05:44 AM (V0/Sp)

65 microwave-based? Faraday suit.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 05:44 AM (VyBeY)

66 Pixy, I think this sums up a lot about recent net vulnerabilities:

Black October

https://tinyurl.com/43sv7ekv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:47 AM (i2Ycu)

67 Huge tactical flaw in the system design.

Some poor bastard has to run out and flip the target over halfway through.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:48 AM (aKiSo)

68 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 23, 2026 05:48 AM (Hbeqj)

69 53 Excellently done 5 minute clip:

Capitalism has a win condition. Socialism does not.

https://tinyurl.com/3bmf9dpd
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:34 AM (i2Ycu)

Some good stuff.
There's some weird AI-voice kinda thing going on there. It gets more deeply Brit about halfway through?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:51 AM (odBC9)

70 61 Ground-based Tingly Field Ordinance?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:39 AM (aKiSo)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:52 AM (odBC9)

71 61 Ground-based Tingly Field Ordinance?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:39 AM (aKiSo)

Ordnance

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

72 Old time Hymn from the 1680's by German man, Joachim Neander ,. Title is "Praise to the Lord, the Almighty":

https://tinyurl.com/cyc2txbs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:53 AM (JrHfD)

73 53 Excellently done 5 minute clip:

Capitalism has a win condition. Socialism does not.


https://tinyurl.com/3bmf9dpd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:34 AM (i2Ycu)

Very good video.
If only it worked on people who didn't already agree with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:54 AM (6ydKt)

74 Ordnance
Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

Cucumber

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:55 AM (aKiSo)

75 41 Whoever the first E-3 who gets chewed out for heating up his lunch with the Microwave Death Ray ought to get a statue made of him.

"And that is why our safety brief is half an hour longer than last week's."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 05:55 AM (lXoJ5)

76 Some good stuff.
There's some weird AI-voice kinda thing going on there. It gets more deeply Brit about halfway through?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:51 AM (odBC9)


Yup, the accent gets stronger once they flip to talking about capitalism in the second part.

It could be entirely generated by AI but I'd have to look at it closer to see.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:56 AM (6ydKt)

77 Blonde Morticia, that was a good rant on the ONT.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 05:56 AM (lXoJ5)

78 74 Ordnance
Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

Cucumber
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 05:55 AM (aKiSo)

yeah yeah yeah

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:56 AM (odBC9)

79 Evening and morning! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

I was just looking at the ONT discussion of the ancient warming and cooling periods of the Earth. Fascinating stuff. It was *cold* 15K years ago -- and then for most of human history it's been pretty darn warm. Even the "Little Ice Age" around Shakespeare's time was barely a blip compared to the plunging temps before that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

80 Something is wrong in the US intel community:

https://tinyurl.com/3epk5yv8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:57 AM (i2Ycu)

81 76 Some good stuff.
There's some weird AI-voice kinda thing going on there. It gets more deeply Brit about halfway through?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:51 AM (odBC9)


Yup, the accent gets stronger once they flip to talking about capitalism in the second part.

It could be entirely generated by AI but I'd have to look at it closer to see.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:56 AM (6ydKt)

Maybe they say something about AI in that final white-text-on-black-screen at the end. I can't blow it up enough to read it.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:58 AM (odBC9)

82 66 Pixy, I think this sums up a lot about recent net vulnerabilities:

Black October

https://tinyurl.com/43sv7ekv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:47 AM (i2Ycu)

@ashebytes is not only cute but her voice is so sweet my teeth are hurting.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:58 AM (6ydKt)

83 "PHP has logged 697 security vulnerabilities to date."

Is that the sort of thing like in COBOL programming, where if you fix one error seven others vanish?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

84 82 66 Pixy, I think this sums up a lot about recent net vulnerabilities:

Black October

https://tinyurl.com/43sv7ekv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 05:47 AM (i2Ycu)

@ashebytes is not only cute but her voice is so sweet my teeth are hurting.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:58 AM (6ydKt)

LOL I had the opposite response.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 05:59 AM (odBC9)

85 I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:01 AM (i2Ycu)

86 85 I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:01 AM (i2Ycu)

She seems nice.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:02 AM (odBC9)

87 I see Daylight Fking time is supposed to end next weekend, hope its the last time for clock changes
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026


***
It's on Halloween night/Nov. 1?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

88 This post didn't age well:

https://tinyurl.com/567eze6c

Hopefully, she's smoked.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:04 AM (i2Ycu)

89 85 I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:01 AM (i2Ycu)

Either she's just another idiot who breezed through law school or she wanted to get busted to prevent her from doing something even dumber.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:06 AM (6ydKt)

90 >>> It could be entirely generated by AI but I'd have to look at it closer to see.

The script was likely written by a human, but they possibly made an AI generated presentation to make it more polished.

Note to self: re-read Road to Serfdom

Posted by: fluffy at October 23, 2026 06:07 AM (V0/Sp)

91 85 I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:01 AM (i2Ycu)

Lisa C. White
Florida lawyer jailed in Mississippi over threat to kill ICE agents, agent says
https://archive.is/1KYCX

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:07 AM (odBC9)

92 So it'll be light here about 5:45 am for a while, and dark about 5:30. It'll be nice to work out in the early morning without having to bring a flashlight, at least for a few weeks.

And early dark is good if (when) it gets hot again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

93 The answer to the semi-rhetorical question of "are you high" aimed at politicians doing insanely dumb and corrupt shit must occasionally, from time to time, based purely on statistics, be a truthful "Yes".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 06:08 AM (aKiSo)

94 89 85 I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:01 AM (i2Ycu)

Either she's just another idiot who breezed through law school or she wanted to get busted to prevent her from doing something even dumber.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:06 AM (6ydKt)

Or she's a libtard.

"She also told employees she was an activist and protester. ... According to her Florida law license, White is in good standing and has no disciplinary history listed with the Florida Bar. She has worked as an attorney in Broward County, Florida. She became a member of the bar in Florida in October 1995."

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:11 AM (odBC9)

95 88 This post didn't age well:

https://tinyurl.com/567eze6c

Hopefully, she's smoked.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 23, 2026 06:04 AM (i2Ycu)

She's going to be facing a life sentence at 82 years old, no matter what the actual sentence is.

And since the feds are charging her she isn't going to get a real break on a plea deal or probation and time served. Maybe she'll get lucky somehow and draw a lighter sentence due to her age, but I doubt it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:11 AM (6ydKt)

96 And since the feds are charging her she isn't going to get a real break on a plea deal or probation and time served. Maybe she'll get lucky somehow and draw a lighter sentence due to her age, but I doubt it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:11 AM (6ydKt)

"I can't believe they sentenced her to death for smoking weed."

-LoFos eating the OpSlop

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 06:13 AM (aKiSo)

97 "According to her Florida law license, White is in good standing and has no disciplinary history listed with the Florida Bar. She has worked as an attorney in Broward County, Florida. She became a member of the bar in Florida in October 1995."

I am not a lawyer, and I imagine this varies from state to state and maybe lawyer-type to lawyer-type, but how often does a lawyer have to "retest" or whatever?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:13 AM (odBC9)

98 Bet haven't mentioned that I H8 my coworkers lately

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:14 AM (ZrWog)

99 "She also told employees she was an activist and protester. ... According to her Florida law license, White is in good standing and has no disciplinary history listed with the Florida Bar. She has worked as an attorney in Broward County, Florida. She became a member of the bar in Florida in October 1995."

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:11 AM (odBC9)


Yeah, that's my point, any decent lawyer would know better than to announce their planned crime in the store they're trying to buy the gun from to commit the crime.

I'm pretty sure they cover that the first week in law school.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:14 AM (6ydKt)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:15 AM (odBC9)

101 96 And since the feds are charging her she isn't going to get a real break on a plea deal or probation and time served. Maybe she'll get lucky somehow and draw a lighter sentence due to her age, but I doubt it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:11 AM (6ydKt)

"I can't believe they sentenced her to death for smoking weed."

-LoFos eating the OpSlop
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 06:13 AM (aKiSo)

It's because they're ageists!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)

102 The local Fox outlet is touting a new "Michelin-star" restaurant in town called Dakar: Senegalese cuisine. I have no intention of going near it because:

Location -- not a good part of town (there aren't many "good parts of town" nowadays). "Street parking is available throughout the surrounding neighborhood." Unh-unh.

Reservations required. Uh-oh. Pricey.

No prices on their website menu (that's a BAD sign).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

103 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Why don't you make 10 a little more vulnerable, make that the top number and make that a little vulnerable?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 23, 2026 06:16 AM (amcLV)

104 At this point I think the Michelin star system can safely be considered the culinary equivalent of the NYT bestseller list.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026 06:17 AM (aKiSo)

105 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 23, 2026 06:19 AM (yTY59)

106 Linda's dragging me to another of these lecture/luncheon things today. In return, I've extracted (and I use that word in close to a literal sense) a promise that we will discuss The Move -- tonight. I told her, "If you suddenly come down with a migraine tonight, we will discuss it on Saturday. If you're sick on Saturday, we will discuss it on Sunday. It will happen."

I hold out little hope of getting anything but a slew of "I don't know" responses, but in the meantime, at least the event has a free meal and I shouldn't have a hassle driving over and parking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)

107 Yeah I don't believe I've ever thought "MMmm, I think I'll go get some Sengalese tonight for dinner, it's the best."

I've never even thought to think about that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:24 AM (6ydKt)

108 "94 89 85 (et al.) I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr"

the typical worldview of those idiots; everyone believes what they believe ... she was expecting everyone in the store to yell "yeah, right on!" and get 10% off and a free box of ammo ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:27 AM (VyBeY)

109 108 "94 89 85 (et al.) I fought the law and the law won:

https://tinyurl.com/muf5zmzr"

the typical worldview of those idiots; everyone believes what they believe ... she was expecting everyone in the store to yell "yeah, right on!" and get 10% off and a free box of ammo ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:27 AM (VyBeY)

I expect that alcohol was involved.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:28 AM (odBC9)

110 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2026 06:28 AM (PzBTm)

111 At this point I think the Michelin star system can safely be considered the culinary equivalent of the NYT bestseller list.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 23, 2026


***
I suspect thou'rt right

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

112 "White looked at two high-powered pistols but left the store empty-handed after an employee declined to complete the transaction and told her she could return in two to three days, according to the complaint."

Wonder what else was said, to give that refusal some plausible cause. Like: We'd have to order that, so I'll need to check with my distributor?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:30 AM (odBC9)

113 110 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 23, 2026 06:28 AM (PzBTm)

Yay!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:31 AM (odBC9)

114 >>>White is being held without bond.

Good news!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:31 AM (odBC9)

115 larryniven.net, there's a rabbit hole for ya! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:32 AM (VyBeY)

116 Thank you, Rosasharn!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:33 AM (VyBeY)

117 good point, m, very possibly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:34 AM (VyBeY)

118 Wonder what else was said, to give that refusal some plausible cause. Like: We'd have to order that, so I'll need to check with my distributor?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:30 AM (odBC9)

The woman was so clueless he could have told her he needed to order some more bullet grease before he could complete the order and she would've been none the wiser.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:37 AM (6ydKt)

119 The woman was so clueless he could have told her he needed to order some more bullet grease before he could complete the order and she would've been none the wiser.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:37 AM (6ydKt)
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Beef or pork?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 23, 2026 06:37 AM (amcLV)

120 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

121 118 Wonder what else was said, to give that refusal some plausible cause. Like: We'd have to order that, so I'll need to check with my distributor?

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:30 AM (odBC9)

The woman was so clueless he could have told her he needed to order some more bullet grease before he could complete the order and she would've been none the wiser.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:37 AM (6ydKt)

hahahahaha

I was also thinking: I'd imagine that gun stores have a secret button they can press that tells a cop to stop by the store pretty pronto.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:39 AM (odBC9)

122 I'm just here for the twirling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

123 mornin yall.

"Self-driving Tesla struck and killed man, 71, who was trying to cross California freeway"

I don't know that the car being a Tesla in self driving mode is at fault for hitting someone crossing a freeway at 2:30 in the morning.


"Elon Musk leaves woke media elites shaking in their boots as he invests $1billion in CNN and Paramount's parent company"

This Musk fellow is really shaking things up. Too bad he is responsible for a 71 year old man being killed on the freeway.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)

124 The special today is "Rat Tomago". We use only the finest rats from NYC.

Posted by: Sengalese Diner at October 23, 2026 06:46 AM (MWfyi)

125 Some of examples of Sengalese cuisine:

Fattaya—most often a street food, fried dough filled with French fries, a thick yassa onion sauce, a fried egg, and a bit of ketchup and hot sauce.[8]
Dibi- Senegalese barbecue, usually fire-grilled lamb but chicken or beef can also be found.
Soupe kandia—okra soup.


Never had a French fries and egg dough sandwich but hey, what do I know, it could be awesome.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senegalese_cuisine

Some of it doesn't seem like it would be too terrible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:48 AM (6ydKt)

126 Mom collapses at wheel of car. Quick thinking 12 year old helps to save her. "Faithpot" site:

https://tinyurl.com/3ydwvuxv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 06:48 AM (TDdGM)

127 "Man Who Ran Gambling Addiction Helpline Sentenced to Prison for Stealing $1.4M to Fund His Own Gambling Habit"

This guy missed his calling, in Congress.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:50 AM (MWfyi)

128

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2026 06:50 AM (pIFJv)

129 Thanks to all the people who saw my note about my son having a long commute yesterday and asking for prayers. He got there safely and back. Thanks for the prayers . He has a much shorter commute today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 06:51 AM (TDdGM)

130
Too bad he is responsible for a 71 year old man being killed on the freeway.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)


Surely this is unprecedented. I mean, no one in history crossing a freeway at 2:30 in the morning has ever been hit by a car, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:52 AM (eRlcH)

131 What are you downsizing today Wolfus?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 23, 2026 06:52 AM (yTY59)

132 via Hacker News
404 Media

Someone Opened a CashApp In Her Name. She Faces Years in Prison

https://archive.is/jPtBx

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 06:54 AM (odBC9)

133 doesn't sound too bad, though wrapping frenchfries in fried dough does seem ... redundant ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:55 AM (VyBeY)

134 I don't know that the car being a Tesla in self driving mode is at fault for hitting someone crossing a freeway at 2:30 in the morning.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)

It isn't.
Tesla has big-ass warnings everywhere that even when the car is in Self-Driving Mode that the driver must still keep their hands on the wheel and pay attention to the road.

Do people actually do that? Probably not, but Tesla isn't responsible for their not following directions.

Having said all of that, a Los Angeles jury is still quite capable of finding Tesla liable.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:55 AM (6ydKt)

135
Had a dreadful night's sleep. Old Mama Dot was restless at 1:30, so guess who had to get up and let her out?

On sticking my head outside, I heard a continuous sound like some electric motor, not loud but noticeable. Walked around the house and didn't sense it was anything with us. Walked up to the front gate, which is about 200 feet from the house and it didn't go down in volume. Concluded it was a farmer tilling a field (it's that time of year).

Got back into bed, had to fight Diana for a spot on my side, was troubled in mind by the mystery, finally fell asleep 3ish. Woke up at 5:30 to let Puff and Ruth out and didn't hear anything odd.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:58 AM (eRlcH)

136 Surely this is unprecedented. I mean, no one in history crossing a freeway at 2:30 in the morning has ever been hit by a car, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:52 AM (eRlcH)
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When it happens here, local news invariably reports a "pedestrian" was killed in the number 3 lane. Of course no pity for the poor schlemiel driving down the freeway in the middle of the night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

137 133 doesn't sound too bad, though wrapping frenchfries in fried dough does seem ... redundant ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 06:55 AM (VyBeY)

I've had egg sandwiches and never complained - usually with cheese and/or bacon on top which did nothing but make me want more. Not gonna get bacon in Senegal though.

I like french fries, and hot sauce, so it might be tasty, but I could probably skip the ketchup.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:00 AM (6ydKt)

138 Morning all, thx Pixy.
@97, lawyers don't have to retest. Once you've passed the bar exam you're good for life. States do require continuing legal education
Usually something like 24 hrs over a two year period.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 07:01 AM (vJPf4)

139 138 Morning all, thx Pixy.
@97, lawyers don't have to retest. Once you've passed the bar exam you're good for life. States do require continuing legal education
Usually something like 24 hrs over a two year period.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 07:01 AM (vJPf4)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)

140 "I've had egg sandwiches and never complained - usually with cheese and/or bacon on top which did nothing but make me want more. "

This! A breakfast staple at Chateau D'Eez!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 07:02 AM (VyBeY)

141 "Virginia man, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, uses sledgehammer to behead Iwo Jima statue "

Virgina man, huh? Probably a descendant of Thomas Jefferson.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:03 AM (MWfyi)

142 When it happens here, local news invariably reports a "pedestrian" was killed in the number 3 lane. Of course no pity for the poor schlemiel driving down the freeway in the middle of the night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

As far as I'm concerned if you are idiot enough to walk on to a limited access freeway at night, with speeds of 70 mph or more, you are too stupid to live anyhow.

Sorry about the tragedy, but it's not like anybody but you couldn't see it coming.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:03 AM (6ydKt)

143 137 133 I've had egg sandwiches and never complained - usually with cheese and/or bacon on top which did nothing but make me want more.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:00 AM (6ydKt)

yum

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 07:03 AM (odBC9)

144
Sorry about the tragedy, but it's not like anybody but you couldn't see it coming.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:03 AM (6ydKt)


No, Elon Musk himself programmed the Tesla auto-drive to hunt down, hit and kill women, children, BIPOC and LGBTQ+!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:05 AM (eRlcH)

145 141 "Virginia man, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, uses sledgehammer to behead Iwo Jima statue "

Give him to the Marines. Release the film on YouTube.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:05 AM (lXoJ5)

146 141 "Virginia man, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, uses sledgehammer to behead Iwo Jima statue "

Virgina man, huh? Probably a descendant of Thomas Jefferson.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:03 AM


Of the Charlottesville Sorianos?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 23, 2026 07:06 AM (yTY59)

147
In re my @135, yes, farmers certainly can have their tractors out at 1:30 in the morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (eRlcH)

148 Give him to the Marines. Release the film on YouTube.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:05 AM (lXoJ5)
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If we were a proper country.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

149 We saw someone lumbering across the road in the dark a couple of nights ago. He was wearing dark clothes and was kind of hunched over like a zombie.

We wouldn't have thought much of it but where he was crossing there was a yard with a big Halloween display, including a graveyard. I remarked to Mrs fd that he must have escaped from the graveyard.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (MWfyi)

150 No, Elon Musk himself programmed the Tesla auto-drive to hunt down, hit and kill women, children, BIPOC and LGBTQ+!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:05 AM (eRlcH)

He could probably trim that program down a bit by just having it targeting anybody with a rainbow color for hair.

Sure, it'll cause problems at Anime conventions but these are the sacrifices you have to make for a better world sometimes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (6ydKt)

151 CNN:The damaged monument — located about 36 miles south of Washington, DC— is a smaller replica of sculptor Felix de Weldon’s Marine Corps War Memorial in Arlington, Virginia

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 07:08 AM (odBC9)

152 CNN: The statue was carved from limestone by De Weldon and is considered a “non-heroic-size” replica of the 60-foot bronze original in Arlington

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 07:09 AM (odBC9)

153 In re my @135, yes, farmers certainly can have their tractors out at 1:30 in the morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (eRlcH)
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If hoboes can do it, farmers can do it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

154 CNN: Then on duty in the Navy, De Weldon first began working on the statue in 1945 when he first saw Rosenthal’s photo, and he completed the smaller limestone version for Quantico before the end of the year, according to the Marines. Arlington’s larger version was not completed until 1954.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 07:09 AM (odBC9)

155 If you saw a picture of the guy, there is no way you would think "That guy is from Virginia". Venezuela, maybe, yeah.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:10 AM (MWfyi)

156 JJS.

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:10 AM (NcvvS)

157 J.J. Sefton. Arriving Runway 12

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

158 "In re my @135, yes, farmers certainly can have their tractors out at 1:30 in the morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (eRlcH)
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If hoboes can do it, farmers can do it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

It works out better than getting hit on the freeway because they can just go ahead and plow you under.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:12 AM (MWfyi)

159 148 Give him to the Marines. Release the film on YouTube.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:05 AM (lXoJ5)
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If we were a proper country.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

he should never have been arrested, just hauled off by the coroner's wagon.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 23, 2026 07:12 AM (VyBeY)

160 Just met a very sweet girl while I was in Starbucks ( I know! I know! 😉 writing out some notes. She is a Senior in high school and was studying for a statistics test. When I came out on the road. (No, I'm not texting while driving.) there was a truck with GDT on the side of it and a note underneath, "God driven transit" which is apparently a trucking outfit from Florida. There was a man in it driving so apparently they still employ actual human drivers as well, but I appreciated the religious sentiment.

Have a good day, everybody. Bless someone today! You're a blessing to others .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (TDdGM)

161 Cloudflare's Matthew Prince says PHP2Shell exploit attempts on its network rose from thousands in the 10 hours before the disclosure to millions afterward

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (gWCxi)

162
Bow hunting this weekend and I haven't been practicing near enough to pull a 70 lb string.

First half hour is tortuous boredom, slowly giving way to an acute awareness, hopefully leading to a adrenaline rush.

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (Y8DZL)

163 In September, Starship Flight 14 deployed 26 terabits per second of bandwidth, globally. That’s about 10 times what a single Falcon 9 launch of SpaceX’s older V2 Mini satellites delivered. It’s more than 8x the capacity of Viasat’s (VSAT) entire new ViaSat-3 fleet (three satellites rated at a little over one terabit each).

At the end of 2025, Starlink’s whole constellation, built since 2019, had about 450 terabits per second of capacity. A fully loaded Starship carrying 60 V3 satellites would add 60 terabits, more than 13% of that total, in one flight.

Next year, Starship will be flying weekly. SpaceX founder Elon Musk says eventually Starship will be flying daily. It will not be long before Musk’s network is larger than the rest of the internet’s total global capacity, combined. For scale, all of the world’s international internet capacity, carried mostly on undersea cables, totaled 2,259 terabits per second in mid-2026, according to the research firm TeleGeography.

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

164 Not lasers. Microwaves.
Do NOT wrap yourself in an aluminum blanket, thinking you will defeat the weapon. You will reportedly end up like a gas station burrito - except you'll never get that far. You will shuck the wrapper and run long before.

Good to see. I've known about this for a good while. (It's actually really safe, since everyone breaks down and flees the beam before ever getting hurt.)

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2026 10:45 AM (kU0PQ)

165 Seems stupid of Zuckerberg. He's is making the tax more likely to pass and encouraging more taxes in the future. How will Facebook compete with other companies if it has to sell of 5 or 10% of it's value every few years?

Posted by: Dave at October 23, 2026 11:08 AM (sbsMc)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - October 22, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. On time, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

[Photo: Autumn in Vermont (more at the link)

Mystery click dedicated to Mis Hum - photo reminds me of his ONTs]

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RIP Tom Skerritt

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Tom Skerritt, Star of ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien,’ Dies at 93

Tom Skerritt, the rough-hewn actor who sparkled amid ensembles in M*A*S*H, Alien and Top Gun before starring as small-town sheriff Jimmy Brock on the quirky 1990s series Picket Fences, has died. He was 93.

Skerritt died Wednesday in Seattle of natural causes, his family announced.

“We are heartbroken by his loss,” they said. “While the world knew Tom through his remarkable acting career, we knew him for his humor, curiosity, wisdom, generosity and the love he brought into our lives. He cared deeply about imagination, creativity, storytelling, service, veterans, the natural world and helping others find and share their own voices.”


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Gay Republican guy goes undercover


Round 2 here

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Acceptable violation of the "no math on the blog" rule


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Hope for the yutes??

From Christian Heiens

You need to understand how Right-wing people under 40 view the Left.

When we think of Leftists, we do not think of Barack Obama or Ezra Klein. Yes, these guys are on the Left, but younger Millennials and Zoomers on the Right do not think of Leftists in their own age bracket as polished technocrats.


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We think of Discord troons that invaded our hobbies, Reddit mods who are drunk on the most insignificant power imaginable, that one girl from high school or college who became a literal Communist, and that friend or family member who cut off all contact because we refused to treat their mental illness like a status symbol.

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They know what is to come if their own generational cohorts on the Left actually take power, and they feel incredibly exasperated that it seems like none of their parents or grandparents understand just how late the hour truly is.

Great comment section on that post.

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Insert Nelson Muntz laugh here

Minneapolis restaurant that offered free meals to protest ICE raids announces closure

Modern Times Café, a Minneapolis restaurant that attempted to eliminate prices, has announced it will be closing for good by the end of the year.

“For the last six years, I’ve been trying to prove that Modern Times can continue to exist,” owner Dylan Alverson wrote on social media Saturday. “I’ve exhausted every option without compromising the core fundamentals that make Modern Times what it is.”

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Alverson announced on Instagram in January that his business, which rebranded as Post Modern Times, would operate as a “free and donation-based restaurant” where everyone would be welcome “except ICE” in protest of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations happening in his state, partly in response to the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.


OK fine, I'll actually give you the Nelson laugh


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Trump understands how to get things done. Here's another example - give people a financial incentive to support data centers in their area.

Trump says companies should pay 'dividend' to communities to make data centers popular

US President Donald Trump said on Wednesday that companies ​building data centers should pay a "dividend" to the communities ‌where they are sited if they want to make the developments popular.

"I have watched the process closely, and data centers that were highly unpopular in ​a certain area, have become extremely popular when a ​financial deal is struck," Trump said in a Truth Social ⁠post.

***

The Trump administration, which has prioritized rapid AI development to compete with China, has ​also noted the shifting voter sentiment.

"New and large, in some cases ​gigantic, Data (centers) are mandated by me to make their own electricity, and give ‌or ⁠sell any excess back to the local community, or grid," Trump said in his post.

Trump said in February that major technology companies must build their own power plants, opens new tab for their data centers in ​order to protect ​consumers from rising ⁠bills.

AI giant Anthropic and Elon Musk have laid out blueprints in recent days for sharing some of ​the spoils of the AI boom.

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Another fun one from Terrible Maps

Each state's most overrated thing

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Old Bay overrated?!? That cuts me deep!

A few others I can't agree with:
Green chile in New Mexico is awesome!
Gulf Shores, Alabama and Myrtle Beach, South Carolina - overrated?? Nonsense!

Much to the disappointment of my proud Masshole significant other, I agree with Dunkin' being overrated - at least for their donuts and other "food" offerings. I will, however, take their coffee 10 out of 10 times over Starbucks.

What say you about the "map of overratedness"?

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DJ Doof - Unique 80s Stuff Edition





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Tonight's ONT brought to you by unforgettable flavors

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1 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex- callsign dino at October 22, 2026 09:56 PM (XfIK1)

2 Yo!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 22, 2026 09:57 PM (VCgbV)

3 We gave out those plastic guns at the TXMoMe. 🤩🤗

Posted by: lin-duh at October 22, 2026 09:58 PM (VCgbV)

4 Waitaminute you Doof! Let's not get ahead of ourselves...oh. never mind...it's DOOF!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 09:58 PM (96kpa)

5 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 09:59 PM (6vuXd)

6 Doof!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 10:00 PM (raF1/)

7 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex- callsign dino at October 22, 2026 09:56 PM (XfIK1)


The early Dino catches the First!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:00 PM (QMAsf)

8 Red Eye in the rain

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:00 PM (vC80E)

9 Posted by: AOS Cope at October 22, 2026 09:58 PM (0aagI)

Temporomandibular joint disorder? Someone bit your peepee?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 10:01 PM (88C+u)

10 We gave out those plastic guns at the TXMoMe. 🤩🤗
Posted by: lin-duh at October 22, 2026 09:58 PM (VCgbV)


May or may not have been an intentional tie-in

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:01 PM (QMAsf)

11 Thanks for a nod to dear MisHum💕💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 10:02 PM (96kpa)

12
*upbeat music*

It's time for The Doof Show! And here's our star, Doof!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:02 PM (eRlcH)

13 But lobster rolls are awesome.

Posted by: 88C+u doesn't even like Maine at October 22, 2026 10:03 PM (88C+u)

14 The overrated items map rings true. At least for the states I am familiar with.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 10:03 PM (V8Zwm)

15 I 💖 '80's.

rolol

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:04 PM (vC80E)

16 Voted today in Collin County, TX. Didn't see much of a line, but we showed up around 15 minutes before they closed the doors.

Voted straight Republican.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 22, 2026 10:04 PM (bOhjL)

17 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 22, 2026 10:05 PM (+9wcF)

18 Waitaminute you Doof! Let's not get ahead of ourselves...oh. never mind...it's DOOF!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 09:58 PM (96kpa)


Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

19 Evening all,

We have a launch in about 4 hours.

Rocket Lab - Electron - We're Not Hawking Around
LC 1 - Mähia, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: NET October 23, 2026
Launch Time: 3:00 AM (0700 UTC, 09:00 CEST)

https://youtu.be/sJrSRKgCGFw

Posted by: Joyenz at October 22, 2026 10:05 PM (2F0/Y)

20 The Irish fag dancing on the Baltimora video didn't sing it...some Italian guy did, forget his name. The fag just was there for dance and face time. I think he died from the slims back in the 80s.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (JAh4c)

21 As for the Grand Canyon, I've not been there, but if you're a geologist actually studying the place, they tell me it's about the most important site in North America.
Deep cut into the origins of this continent.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (88C+u)

22 Doof!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 10:00 PM (raF1/)


Howdy, brother! You an RMBS Mom back home yet?

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)

23 Good evening morons и спасибо Disco.

Posted by: San Franpsyched at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

24 Thanks for the ONT!

Agree about the Old Bay!

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (286+n)

25 *upbeat music*

It's time for The Doof Show! And here's our star, Doof!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:02 PM (eRlcH)


Howdy, H7!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

26 Hello!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

27 Thanks for the ONT!

Agree about the Old Bay!

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (286+n)


Agree with me, or the map?

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

28 And I totally disagree about Skyline Chili being overrated!

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (286+n)

29 Finally some Zappa

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

30 Howdy, brother! You an RMBS Mom back home yet?
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM


Got home late Sunday night. You?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 10:08 PM (raF1/)

31 Agree with you, of course!

Silly Doof.

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:08 PM (286+n)

32 Trump understands how to get things done. Here's another example - give people a financial incentive to support data centers in their area.
-
Ugh. I wish we weren't wasting so many resources on AI.

But I guess that's how every bubble goes.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)

33 Can't really disagree about Old Faithful. Except when I worked there the summer after I graduated HS, I got to see it erupt around midnight when nobody was around. Very cool, and spooky.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

34 Got home late Sunday night. You?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 10:08 PM (raF1/)


Same

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)

35 New Mexicans would probably agree that Green Chili is pointless. They have a lot of other food they serve which is actually good. Tourists may or may not find out about it

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM (88C+u)

36 Same
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM


Nice.

I'd like to stay, but early meetings call. Catch y'all in the Morning Report.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (raF1/)

37 I wish Trump would just say he may run for President again and piss off all the right people.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (Dd7BU)

38 Tom Skerritt. Saw him first on Picket Fences. I went on to see him on many old shows-including Gunsmoke and many others. Great, great actor...Godspeed Tom💔❣️

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (96kpa)

39 And I totally disagree about Skyline Chili being overrated!

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:07 PM (286+n)


Calling it chili is the problem. It should be called "Mediterranean Meat Sauce".

I'm actually making a cauldron of it next weekend.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

40 Modern Times Café, a Minneapolis restaurant that attempted to eliminate prices, has announced it will be closing for good by the end of the year.

=====
This is known as " Bad Luck"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

41 Another dandy ONT, Sir Doof!

The photo up top does remind one of a Mis Hum offering. Flag, barn, autumn leaves - what's not to love?

And, personally, I find Utah's fry sauce to be overrated. If the fries are good, they don't need enhancement.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (D/6p1)

42 Skyline chili gave me the worst indigestion I ever had. I actually contemplated going to the ER. And it wasn't even very tasty.

Give me a sack of White Castle sliders instead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)

43 In before the troll!


Oh. Wait.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (yEz+x)

44 Great ONT tonight. I love Vermont's orange leaves in the fall

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (UaTKb)

45 Yeah, there's a bunch with which I cannot agree. Let's face it, if you have been to Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon, you were impressed and both states would be hard-pressed to show you something more incredible.

New York, I'm going to say Coney Island Hot Dogs are WAY over-rated. PA Cheesesteaks are over-rated because most here in PA wish we didn't have to include Philly as part of the state. NH...never heard of coffee milk, and I lived there for a number of years. California....I'd say the whole damn state is now over-rated, and it didn't have to be that way. Alaska...never went on a cruise up there...but I have to tell you, a luxury train crossing of that state isn't to be missed and cannot be overrated.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (dIske)

46 Barn with flag. Zappa. Had to check.
Huh.
Doof role-playing as MisHum.

Posted by: mindful webworker - role-playing as a midless idiot at October 22, 2026 10:12 PM (uQQoV)

47 If you think the Indy 500 is overrated either you have never been or you don't like car racing, which is fine, but it is the single day largest sporting event in the world, and it is nuts.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 10:12 PM (8uHt+)

48 ***it seems like none of their parents or grandparents understand just how late the hour truly is.
---

Fatalism is lethal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:12 PM (vC80E)

49 Finally some Zappa
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)


Don't get used to it!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

50 44 In before the troll!
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I identify as a jermlaine.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 10:13 PM (88C+u)

51 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)
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I had skyline chili one time. It wrecked the two guys on the trip with me. I found it odd, and not great, but I'd eat it again in a pinch. Neither of them would

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2026 10:13 PM (UaTKb)

52 Thanks for the ONT Doof.

Pretty picture on top. I mowed lawns today. Well, leaves. Mulched leaves never return.

I am wondering how data centers will ever be profitable. And I am working on something and have spent a few hundred on them in addition to my regular subscriptions.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 10:13 PM (Sco7b)

53 Coffee Milk overrated? Heathens.

The Dunkin Donuts of today is not the original Dunkin Donuts. Back then, the donuts were made fresh in each store and they were awesome. Particularly at 1 in the morning after a long night of .. studying.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m)

54 California....I'd say the whole damn state is now over-rated, and it didn't have to be that way.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (dIske)


Remove the people from the equation, and it's the greatest state in the union!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (k5CNB)

55 The 'overrated' map is like 40% accurate

In California its the weather that is most overrated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

56 This is known as " Bad Luck"

How do people open and run -- for however short a time -- a business without the most basic understanding of what "business" even means?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (vTZFs)

57 Skyline chili gave me the worst indigestion I ever had. I actually contemplated going to the ER. And it wasn't even very tasty.

Give me a sack of White Castle sliders instead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Skyline chili is nasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (6vuXd)

58 Ben & Jerry's really is overrated

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (UzVcT)

59 Little Caesar's tomato/cheese sauce appears to be made of flour dough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (vC80E)

60 The Dunkin Donuts of today is not the original Dunkin Donuts. Back then, the donuts were made fresh in each store and they were awesome. Particularly at 1 in the morning after a long night of .. studying.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m)

_______________________

"Time to make the Donuts"

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (dIske)

61 Any overrated list that doesn't list the Corn Palace is a dumb list.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 10:15 PM (8uHt+)

62 Another dandy ONT, Sir Doof!

The photo up top does remind one of a Mis Hum offering. Flag, barn, autumn leaves - what's not to love?

And, personally, I find Utah's fry sauce to be overrated. If the fries are good, they don't need enhancement.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (D/6p1)


It's not even whelming

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

63
Ben & Jerry's really is overrated
Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (UzVcT)

__________

I don't eat communist ice cream.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:15 PM (eRlcH)

64 Terrible Maps website: Number of limbs per person average...
Pakistan: 4.03
Sri Lanka: 4.03
Canada: 4.01

WTF?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)

65 Evening all, thanks for the ONT, Doof!

My personal travails report:
Screening call seemed to go well this morning. Technical interview being plotted, will be early next week. If that's successful, will be followed by a Hiring Manager interview. Would require moving, not fond of that, but... we'll see if we get as far as a job offer, yeah?

Tomorrow I get to teach kindergarteners.

Attempting to fix the stove resulted in stove: 1, me: 0. Or perhaps -1. The glass top of the stove box is... absurdly difficult to de-glue, to the point that I gave up, put things back together, and will make do with just 1 large and 2 small until I can afford otherwise. There may be replacement parts out there, but it's not designed to be serviced by a homeowner, I think...

Posted by: RandomDave at October 22, 2026 10:16 PM (aJQbY)

66 Tradition at my school was water guns appeared on the last day. Worst they could do was take the gun. By then your enemies had paid the price.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

67
I'm actually making a cauldron of it next weekend.
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM

Yuck. 😂

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 >>Tomorrow I get to teach kindergarteners.

Remember, boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)

69 34 Can't really disagree about Old Faithful. Except when I worked there the summer after I graduated HS, I got to see it erupt around midnight when nobody was around. Very cool, and spooky.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I thought they turned it off at night. Learn something new every day, even in my aged decrepitude.

Posted by: Old School Needs New Roof at October 22, 2026 10:17 PM (EdP2u)

70
I would say New Haven pizza is the only good thing about Connecticut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:17 PM (eRlcH)

71 Doof - you make your own? We went through a chili phase and did make Cincinnati chile from scratch but ultimately succumbed to the canned chili.

Because I don't like kidney beans, I am not a traditional chili fan - love other varieties. Have a recipe to make a really good version of Wendy's chili - everyone else liked it.

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:18 PM (286+n)

72 California....I'd say the whole damn state is now over-rated, and it didn't have to be that way.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:11 PM (dIske)

Remove the people from the equation, and it's the greatest state in the union!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (k5CNB)


Haha! I say something similar about Boston frequently. Great place if not for the Bostonians!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

73 What does Yellowstone TV mean?

Posted by: Wenda at October 22, 2026 10:19 PM (J5E68)

74
The Horde needs to write letters of recommendation for RandomDave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:19 PM (eRlcH)

75 Oklahoma's most overrated thing: Rt 66.

Kinda hard to argue with that one. It's a highway! And really just bits of sometimes ill-maintained highway at that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - get yer kix on at October 22, 2026 10:20 PM (uQQoV)

76
What does Yellowstone TV mean?
Posted by: Wenda at October 22, 2026 10:19 PM (J5E6

__________

The TV series. Every character is loathsome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:20 PM (eRlcH)

77 Because I don't like kidney beans, I am not a traditional chili fan - love other varieties.

Iris, I think I see the problem.

Chili isn't supposed to have beans!

Posted by: RandomDave at October 22, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

78 >>Haha! I say something similar about Boston frequently. Great place if not for the Bostonians!

I'm sitting right here.

It's ok. At least I'm not from Baltimore.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m)

79 Doof - you make your own? We went through a chili phase and did make Cincinnati chile from scratch but ultimately succumbed to the canned chili.

Because I don't like kidney beans, I am not a traditional chili fan - love other varieties. Have a recipe to make a really good version of Wendy's chili - everyone else liked it.
Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:18 PM (286+n)


I do make my own. I've spent lots of time in central Kentucky, not too far from Cincy so I've had that style of chili many times. Soon of Doof went to UK and became a fan. A nearby couple we're friends with used to live in Ohio. I found a recipe and made it a few times before. I've been getting requests for it, so it's time.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

80 My littlest little hobbit went on a Rt 66 cruise through central OK with his uncle while I was at TXMoMe. He had fun, but... yeah, it's kind of overrated.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 22, 2026 10:21 PM (ftFVW)

81 Hadrian,
Thanks. I'm not much of a TV person.

Posted by: Wenda at October 22, 2026 10:21 PM (J5E68)

82 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 10:22 PM (s1NDj)

83 I'm sitting right here.

It's ok. At least I'm not from Baltimore.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m)


Touche

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

84 Just a minute, Doof! Two months ago, I flew 1200 miles each way just to enjoy the Jersey shore -- and a couple of real fish dinners and a couple of real hoagies. I even came back to Omaha with a head of real garlic, a load of real Jersey tomatoes, a half dozen ears of corn, scads of salt water taffy, and a few dozen pizzelles.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 22, 2026 10:22 PM (DK5Sh)

85 "New and large, in some cases ​gigantic, Data (centers) are mandated by me to make their own electricity, and give ‌or ⁠sell any excess back to the local community, or grid," Trump said in his post.
---

Send me the check, my 'community' leaders - the mayor and city council are idiots and will waste the money some stupid project, at best.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:22 PM (vC80E)

86 I would say New Haven pizza is the only good thing about Connecticut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They have a couple nice state parks on/near the beach. Other than that, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Keep It! at October 22, 2026 10:23 PM (EdP2u)

87 64
Ben & Jerry's really is overrated
Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2026 10:14 PM (UzVcT)

__________

I don't eat communist ice cream.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:15 PM (eRlcH)

_____________________________

Ben and Jerry's always made me laugh. Let me ask you a simple question. When you purchase a food product you are looking for something you enjoy eating, BUT you are also looking for assurances that your food product is safe, fresh and guaranteed not to be a safety risk....correct?

Well, the Double Fudge Brownie Ice Cream Ben and Jerry's used to sell had a tiny little printing on it that you'd miss if you were looking for it. The brownies were provided by the special education classes of the local Burlington School District. Now, before you smack me around for assuming that there is a safety risk attached to that...just now that I personally, have a retarded relative who likes to cook GI-Joe action figures into his personally made Mac and Cheese. Just saying.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)

88 I would say New Haven pizza is the only good thing about Connecticut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:17 PM (eRlcH)


Mystic is an enjoyable place to visit.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

89 Insert Nelson Muntz laugh here

Modern Times Café, a Minneapolis restaurant that attempted to eliminate prices, has announced it will be closing for good by the end of the year.


Old and busted: Tragedy of the Commons

New hotness: Comedy of the Commons

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

90 I have no idea what that map means by "Broadway" in Tennessee.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2026 10:24 PM (CHHv1)

91 With all the 'job was cancelled', 'client never got back to the recruiter', or 'even though you literally have every quality we listed on the job posting, we're not even going to interview you for this position', that I've run into... I sometimes feel like God is very obviously setting up *something*. I just wish I knew what and how long...

Posted by: RandomDave at October 22, 2026 10:24 PM (aJQbY)

92 Grand Canyon overrated? Ridiculous.

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)

93 Nice to see the picture with the fall colors up top.
The only fall colors we see down here is the license plates on the cars of all the snowbirds coming back.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 22, 2026 10:25 PM (Lo97M)

94 I'm actually making a cauldron of it next weekend.
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM

Yuck. 😂
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)


So that's a "no" for your RSVP?

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:25 PM (QMAsf)

95
North rim of the Grand Canyon >>> South rim of the Grand Canyon

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:26 PM (eRlcH)

96 "Just LISTEN to what this accepting, tolerant, diverse, and inclusive liberal White woman has to say about President Trump and Republicans"

Why do they all think we all watch Fox news all the time? (my AWFL sister use to say this all the time before she canceled me) I can't remember the last time I watched more than a few clips on the internet. It's as if they don't have a clue about all the people they hate.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2026 10:26 PM (PTDkx)

97 Iris, I think I see the problem.

Chili isn't supposed to have beans!
Posted by: RandomDave at October 22,

High Five, RD!

Ps. I want to see video of you teaching kindergarten. I think that might be where the millions may be made.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 Just a minute, Doof! Two months ago, I flew 1200 miles each way just to enjoy the Jersey shore -- and a couple of real fish dinners and a couple of real hoagies. I even came back to Omaha with a head of real garlic, a load of real Jersey tomatoes, a half dozen ears of corn, scads of salt water taffy, and a few dozen pizzelles.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 22, 2026 10:22 PM (DK5Sh)


I didn't make the map! If I did, I'd have said Bruce Springsteen for NJ.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)

99 The Space Needle is definitely overrated.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)

100 >>Touche

Living in Boston 30 years ago was fantastic. Relatively small city full of great restaurants, bars, museums, sports .. you name it. It was also safe and clean and easy to get around.

I always wanted to live where I am now but I could see where things were headed and got out. It's tragic what they have done to the place. Many cities Baltimore included.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

101 Piper, you mean on Candid Camera?

I mean, I'm on the same maturity level as them sometimes.

(Seriously, kids are easier to understand sometimes. They haven't forgotten how to have fun with simple things!)

Posted by: RandomDave at October 22, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)

102 It's as if they don't have a clue about all the people they hate.
Posted by: Ripley

Lack of curiosity is a requirement for that type.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 22, 2026 10:29 PM (ftFVW)

103 So that's a "no" for your RSVP?
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:25 PM (QMAsf

I have to wash my hair. Sorry.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 Don't get used to it!
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
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No worries I know the rules around here. Tom Sawyer is my favorite song.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

105 I have inherited a pizzelle iron. Now I have to find it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 10:30 PM (6vuXd)

106 I remember the East Hartland, CT, area being nice 50 years ago. Not sure if it still is.

Posted by: Don't Like Nutmeg, Either at October 22, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)

107 Got some weird stuff goin' on at my house...
Crows still cracking my nuts on the roof in the a.m.
Call from alarm company this a.m. that front door alarm went off, but alarm has been without a battery or wall power for more than a year now (since internal battery died and alarm would NOT turn off, so I physically REMOVED battery and unplugged wall power)...I left message with company for an explanation, person who called back hours later was a bit freaked out by that. Maybe a momentary parasitic power from phone line with enough juice to try to phone home?
This morning, invasion of flies from somewhere. Somehow had three flies in house last night (killed two), then today dozens. No idea where they're coming from, finding some trapped between window and screen in living room. Heading to Home Depot for in-house fly traps.
No idea what will happen next...feels like some Halloween Haunted House Horror is starting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 10:30 PM (l3cgK)

108 Grand Canyon is overrated? In what fucked up person's head???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 22, 2026 10:30 PM (s1VwS)

109 RD - but the vegetarian chili recipe that I love has chickpeas and black beans! Besides Cincy chili what other kind doesn't have beans? (But yes, never disgusting kidney beans)

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (286+n)

110 Grand Canyon is overrated? In what fucked up person's head???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


If only one thing in a state is "rated," it is both the most overrated and the most underrated thing in that state.

See also: North Dakota

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

111 99 Just a minute, Doof! Two months ago, I flew 1200 miles each way just to enjoy the Jersey shore -- and a couple of real fish dinners and a couple of real hoagies. I even came back to Omaha with a head of real garlic, a load of real Jersey tomatoes, a half dozen ears of corn, scads of salt water taffy, and a few dozen pizzelles.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 22, 2026 10:22 PM (DK5Sh)
________________________

I'll speak up for Omaha, NE. Visited there during tornado season and rather enjoyed the massively sized hail whopping the every living crap out of my rental car. But, I did have one of the best steaks I ever had at "Omaha Prime". The electricity when out due to the storm half way through, and they just continued like nothing happened. Lit about 100 candles. It was surreal.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (dIske)

112 CT Election Update

Less than two weeks left, and I'm blanketing the three towns in my district with signs that quote my opponent as saying (on an open mic) "Tax My People, They Won't Even Notice." Getting signs taken down by the Dems all over the place, but my signs are still being put up.

I was on a CT radio show last week, and I've gotten surprisingly good coverage from the local newspapers, even though I'm a Republican.

Down to my last few thousand dollars (man, political money gets spent quickly come Election Time!), but I still think that I've got a pretty good chance. Lots of 13+ hour days, and I'm campaigning this weekend at some Trunk or Treats and Marathons in the district, but I'm hanging in there. Politicking is tough - I can actually believe that Talarico might have wanted to check himself in someplace for a mental health break. And I'm only running for a small potatoes seat in Hartford.

I should go onto the Prayer Thread for some heavenly assistance on Election Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (0CU3H)

113 It's tragic what they have done to the place. Many cities Baltimore included.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)


Very true. I can't speak for Boston, but Baltimore is beyond hope at this point.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:33 PM (QMAsf)

114 110 RD - but the vegetarian chili recipe that I love has chickpeas and black beans! Besides Cincy chili what other kind doesn't have beans? (But yes, never disgusting kidney beans)
Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026

No beans in chili from Texas. Ever. It’s a law.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 No worries I know the rules around here. Tom Sawyer is my favorite song.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)


Ha! I get to see them again next week. But I probably won't feature them here again until December.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:35 PM (QMAsf)

116 >>I should go onto the Prayer Thread for some heavenly assistance on Election Day.

Best of luck and thanks for stepping in the ring.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

117 Finally got to Glacier National Park this past summer and did a few days of camping and hiking there. Definitely not overrated.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2026 10:35 PM (PTDkx)

118 Terrible Maps website: Number of limbs per person average...
Pakistan: 4.03
Sri Lanka: 4.03
Canada: 4.01
WTF?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


I'm guessing they made that one up.

It reminds me of one of one of my favorite trivia things, though:

The average human contains slightly more than one human skeleton.

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

119 Heading to Home Depot for in-house fly traps.
No idea what will happen next...feels like some Halloween Haunted House Horror is starting.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October

Maybe grab some sage to burn, too.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 "Living in Boston 30 years ago was fantastic. Relatively small city full of great restaurants, bars, museums, sports .. you name it. It was also safe and clean and easy to get around."

I went to BU Law, '92-'95. It was fun. The T was great. My clinical program third year moved to the North End and I loved taking the T there. The pizza was great, made by authentic, illegal Italians. Lotta Irish too. I was in the MA NG and drilled at Quinzy armory every month. I would have stayed if I weren't going back to California. Out of one frying pan, into another frying pan.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 22, 2026 10:36 PM (Fv808)

121 There's a pizzeria in Sonoma that makes New Haven style. It comes close but Sally's really has no substitute.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

122 No beans in chili from Texas. Ever. It’s a law.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)


That version of "chili" they make that's simply beef cubes in sauce is whelming.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:37 PM (QMAsf)

123 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 10:30 P

The fly thing is weird but one time we had 100's of ants show up in the downstairs bathroom. The pest control people were great. They said that happens once in a while, just spray them and clean them up. Nothing after that.

I'm still trying to figure out fudge and Michigan. Mom grew up there, tons of relatives, I lived in Dearbornistan with my aunt for a few months and I grew up with Detroit tv but fudge is something I never associated with Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)

124 Most medium-sized and big cities are beyond hope. It's terrible.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (6vuXd)

125 123 No beans in chili from Texas. Ever. It’s a law.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

That version of "chili" they make that's simply beef cubes in sauce is whelming.
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:37 PM

Oh baby. I am now going to have to make you chili. You will be whelmed at a minimum.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

126 "Bourbon Street" = most overrated in Lousy-ana: Spot on. I grew up -- literally! For reals! -- on that street, in the dead center of what is tourist debauchery today.

The Quarter was a neighborhood then. I hate to go anywhere near it today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (wzUl9)

127 Heading to Home Depot for in-house fly traps.
No idea what will happen next...feels like some Halloween Haunted House Horror is starting.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October

Maybe grab some sage to burn, too.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:36 PM (ZdaMQ)


Done go into the light!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

128 Iris, my chili doesn't (usually) have beans (at the time I started making it, I was doing low-carb, so no beans allowed). I'm pretty sure Texas chili doesn't either. Well, except for the heathens and heretics...

I admit, to my shame, occasionally doing experimental chili with beans... but in my mind, that's more of a 'chili-adjacent stew'.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 22, 2026 10:39 PM (aJQbY)

129 Buc'ees is not overrated!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 22, 2026 10:39 PM (cooUp)

130 Why would you eat chili in TX when there's BBQ????

Daughter near Dallas invited family for Thanksgiving - we will have BBQ. Yum!

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:40 PM (286+n)

131 See also: North Dakota
Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

I mean...ND also has the Badlands. They might overrated but they are also weird and cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 22, 2026 10:41 PM (s1VwS)

132 RD - totally good with "chili-adjacent stew" nomenclature.

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:41 PM (286+n)

133 Oh baby. I am now going to have to make you chili. You will be whelmed at a minimum.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)


Accepted!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)

134 God is very obviously setting up *something*. I just wish I knew what and how long...

Posted by: RandomDave
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Musk is hiring like crazy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:42 PM (vC80E)

135
Buc'ees is not overrated!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 22, 2026 10:39 PM (cooUp)

___________

People often make too much of it. I preferred it when it was smaller.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:42 PM (eRlcH)

136 I have no idea what that map means by "Broadway" in Tennessee.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

It's the main party street in Nashville.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 10:43 PM (V8Zwm)

137 Weather in CA overrated?? Depends on where you're talking about, and what weather you like.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 10:43 PM (U/Byj)

138 Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)

______________

Yeah, that's a Mackinac Island thing. I saw some cool things in Michigan. You used to be able to tour the Kellogg's Factories in Battle Creek. And just south of there is a small town called Colon, Michigan which bills itself as the Magic Capital of the World. Abbott's Magic Company is there...and you can buy all sorts of really high quality magic tricks. Every year they have hundreds of magicians and illusionists come into town and do shows. It's really fun.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:43 PM (dIske)

139 92 RandomDave

Perhaps you're the wrong pigmentation? Orrr....maybe present yourself as gender-free?....just throwing that out there...🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 10:43 PM (96kpa)

140 Cheesesteak's overrated? Did they go to the Arby's in Reading or something?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 10:44 PM (s1NDj)

141 Buc'ees is not overrated!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry

As an attraction they are fantastic. If you are annoyed by folks blocking the gas pumps whist inside, you really should avoid them.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 10:44 PM (V8Zwm)

142 Just finished watching a fine Warners film from 1950: Caged, a solid B & W noir in which a 19-year-old girl (Eleanor Parker) finds herself in a women's prison for being an accessory to armed robbery. Riveting, filled with well-etched characters, the film garnered Oscar nominations for Parker, Hope Emerson (who plays the menacing matron*), and the screenwriters. It didn't win; that was the year of All About Eve and Sunset Boulevard. But it is vivid, beautifully cast, and well-paced.

Recommended.

* Emerson's matron is sort of an ancestor to Nurse Ratched in Cuckoos' Nest. I wonder if Ken Kesey saw this film before writing that novel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 10:45 PM (wzUl9)

143 I'm sure you can buy all kinds of shit in Colon, MI.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 10:45 PM (6vuXd)

144 "What say you about the "map of overratedness"?"


Something can be overrated *and* very good.

Posted by: comradearthur at October 22, 2026 10:46 PM (fSE+M)

145 ___________

People often make too much of it. I preferred it when it was smaller.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Come for the bathroom leave with the food.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:46 PM (vC80E)

146 >>I went to BU Law, '92-'95. It was fun. The T was great. My clinical program third year moved to the North End and I loved taking the T there. The pizza was great, made by authentic, illegal Italians. Lotta Irish too. I was in the MA NG and drilled at Quinzy armory every month. I would have stayed if I weren't going back to California. Out of one frying pan, into another frying pan.

I was living in the Back Bay then so right next door. Working for a Bay Area company so I was spending a bunch of time in California and I loved my time in California back then. Incredibly beautiful state.

Nobody knows better than those of us who lived in places where leftists have infiltrated and destroyed them what we've lost better than we do.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)

147 I'm sure you can buy all kinds of shit in Colon, MI.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Intercourse PA is all screwed up.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 10:46 PM (V8Zwm)

148 Weather in CA overrated?? Depends on where you're talking about, and what weather you like.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 10:43 PM (U/Byj)
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Indian summer ended so I'm in a mood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

149 Mount Rushmore is pretty cool if you happen to be driving through and it is the off season. Traveling just to see it, especially in summer, would be a huge mistake.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2026 10:47 PM (PTDkx)

150
Her Majesty has come to prefer Love's to Buc-ee's. Mostly for 10 cents a gallon off on gas but also for the dog runs and RV amenities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:47 PM (eRlcH)

151 From the cafe thread earlier
for stealth camping checK Steve Wallis for a different take

Posted by: Lord Percy at October 22, 2026 10:47 PM (eb1bp)

152 RANDOM DAVE ... Have you registered with any temp agencies? ... Companies who use temp agencies are not always looking for temporary employees ... Rather, they're using them to "find" permanent employees instead of burdening their internal H.R. department with the process ... Companies provide job descriptions and pay rates to the temp agencies ... Then the temp agencies try to match job-seekers to the open positions ... Qualified job-seekers are offered PAID temporary assignments -- typically on a week-to-week basis -- which gives the company an opportunity to assess the skills of the job-seeker without obligation ... And if the job-seeker turns out to be good fit, then the company makes an offer for permanent employment ... It's a win-win-win for everyone, especially the temp agency, which gets paid a weekly fee for the temp work as well as a lump sum for a permanent hire.

Posted by: Kathy at October 22, 2026 10:48 PM (MOK4W)

153 I mean...ND also has the Badlands. They might overrated but they are also weird and cool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


But North Dakota's badlands are plain. South Dakota's have giant monuments carved into them. And got called SD's most-overrated thing.

Which is wrong by a country mile. The most overrated thing in South Dakota is definitely Wall Drug. Then the Corn Palace. Then Crazy Horse. Mount Rushmore is 4th, at best.

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)

154 Terrible Maps website: Number of limbs per person average...
Pakistan: 4.03
Sri Lanka: 4.03
Canada: 4.01

WTF?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)


It’s all the inbreeding.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 10:50 PM (qqdHS)

155 I should go onto the Prayer Thread for some heavenly assistance on Election Day.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (0CU3H)
~~~~~

I'll be praying for you, Darrell! Really, really hope you win.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 22, 2026 10:50 PM (3ImbR)

156
Crazy Horse is a scam. They make more money by not finishing it. Trump would have that sucker done in three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 10:50 PM (eRlcH)

157 Having spent my formative years in Gulf Shores, I'm happy for people to think it's overrated, if it means less people go there.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 22, 2026 10:51 PM (yTY59)

158 Franpsycho the heat (both numbers and duration) from late July through September here was very anomalous, and horrible (for those unaccustomed to real weather - wouldn't have noticed anything in much of the country). But the previous months of the year, all the way back to January, were sort of ridiculously perfect*, even by local standards. Not a few perfect days - stretches of perfect weeks and months. So I guess we see the law of averages at work.

* again in the eye of the beholder, though dry Mediterranean climates do seem to be desirable to lots of folks

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 10:52 PM (U/Byj)

159 Mount Rushmore is definitely off season viewing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 10:52 PM (6vuXd)

160 We should do a thread that focuses on "Cool Places to Visit in Your Home State That Only the Locals Know."

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)

161 Can't say if Idaho taters are any better than others... They all get shipped out to other places! Here, we get Oregon Russets.

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

162 I'd scratch In-Out Burger and write in Hollywood for CA most overrated.

Posted by: Rex B at October 22, 2026 10:54 PM (Myt96)

163 Terrible Maps website: Number of limbs per person average...
Pakistan: 4.03
Sri Lanka: 4.03
Canada: 4.01
WTF?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It’s all the inbreeding.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


I considered that, but:
1) those numbers are too high for birth defect rates
B) Mongolia is 3.0 and Mexico is 3.1, and ain't that many cripples nowhere

I might believe the 3.15 in Australia, given the wildlife, though.

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

164 I should go onto the Prayer Thread for some heavenly assistance on Election Day.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (0CU3H)
~~~~~

Godspeed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 10:54 PM (6vuXd)

165 161 Can't say if Idaho taters are any better than others... They all get shipped out to other places! Here, we get Oregon Russets.
Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

______________________

I blame "Five Guys" and their anal retentive chalk board announcing the potato farm source.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:54 PM (dIske)

166 Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (0CU3H)

Put a link to your fundraising site in a comment!

Don't be shy...we are friendly!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2026 10:54 PM (k5CNB)

167 Check me on this. Skyline chili is chili over spaghetti, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)

168 167 Check me on this. Skyline chili is chili over spaghetti, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)

________________________

And I think they put cinnamon in it.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:56 PM (dIske)

169 Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 10:52 PM (U/Byj)
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I didn't take the good weather for granted this year but I still hate the fog.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

170 I agree with Doof in that Old Bay is a staple and necessary. I eat lots of shrimp and Old Bay is what I like to steam them in.

Posted by: And Krispy Kreme,( My State) Is Second-Tier at October 22, 2026 10:56 PM (EdP2u)

171 I note the map makes no mention of Sturgis, Burning Man, Descend On Bend, or Corvettes At Carlyle.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 22, 2026 10:57 PM (yTY59)

172 I am now going to have to make you chili. You will be whelmed at a minimum.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

Accepted!
Posted by: Doof

Served in a kale bowl!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 10:57 PM (NnhvP)

173 >>We should do a thread that focuses on "Cool Places to Visit in Your Home State That Only the Locals Know."

One of the big reasons they are cool places is only locals know.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:58 PM (viF8m)

174 >>>I'm campaigning this weekend at some Trunk or Treats and Marathons in the district, but I'm hanging in there. Politicking is tough - I can actually believe that Talarico might have wanted to check himself in someplace for a mental health break. And I'm only running for a small potatoes seat in Hartford.

I should go onto the Prayer Thread for some heavenly assistance on Election Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
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166 Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (0CU3H)

Put a link to your fundraising site in a comment!

Don't be shy...we are friendly!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Hang in there, we are with you all the way.
_Post It

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (vC80E)

175 I agree with Doof in that Old Bay is a staple and necessary. I eat lots of shrimp and Old Bay is what I like to steam them in.
Posted by: And Krispy Kreme,( My State) Is Second-Tier at October 22, 2026 10:56 PM (EdP2u)


Wisdom!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (QMAsf)

176
Things I've seen I'd agree are overrated

- The Strip
- Bourbon Street
- Times Square
- Disney World

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (eRlcH)

177 I am off to bed. Have a great night!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 10:43 PM (dIske

Thanks. I didn't know that.

I'm wondering if we were ever to Mackinac Island when I was a kid. Don't think so. Abdul also talked crap about it too on his charm tour.

We did go to Boblo several times.

For Michigan, I would have selected Motown music.

Good night everyone.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (Sco7b)

179 Check me on this. Skyline chili is chili over spaghetti, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Bad[b/] chille. Very, very bad.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 11:01 PM (V8Zwm)

180 What's the most overrated thing in Alberta?

Posted by: Never Been There at October 22, 2026 11:01 PM (EdP2u)

181 Served in a kale bowl!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 10:57 PM (NnhvP)


She could probably do that somehow

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:01 PM (QMAsf)

182 God is very obviously setting up *something*. I just wish I knew what and how long...
Posted by: RandomDave


Off topic perhaps I've picked up Glen Cook's "Black Company" because I hadn't read it in [mumble] decades.
The Company is a merc troop hired by the "sindiq" (mayor) of ancient city Beryl. But there are factions in the city. And a northern empire ruled by centuries-old evil. And at least one wereleopard in the catacombs.
tl;dr maybe the only people you can trust are your mates in the Company.

Posted by: in the grim darkness of the... there is only war at October 22, 2026 11:01 PM (88C+u)

183 Bedtime o'clock here. Gonna go. Another day older and deeper in debt.

https://youtu.be/J2aqvKY6zLc

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - another day older beats the alternative at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (uQQoV)

184 Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can

Posted by: Forgotten 80's Mystery Click That Doesn't Suck at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (l4Y2n)

185 180 What's the most overrated thing in Alberta?

Posted by: Never Been
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Honest vote tabulation?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (vC80E)

186 Things I've seen I'd agree are overrated

- The Strip
- Bourbon Street
- Times Square
- Disney World
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (eRlcH)


You've obviously never seen Plymouth Rock, because that would be high on your list if you had!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)

187 Banff Nat. Park and Canmore are pretty nice. Can't say much for Cold Lake, though it's a fine military airbase. Edmonchuk was nice, even though it was a cold foggy November.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 11:03 PM (U/Byj)

188 Don't know what "Broadway" is in Tennessee.

And, does anyone else think that the guy doing the interview appears to be the love child of Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin?

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 11:03 PM (dIske)

189 Off to pillow time, all. I need to work out tomorrow morning, so a good night's sleep is called for. Be good, and if you can't do that, at least don't get caught!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 11:03 PM (wzUl9)

190 Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can
Posted by: Forgotten 80's Mystery Click That Doesn't Suck at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (l4Y2n)


Don't even need to click. Outstanding tune. Not forgotten here!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:04 PM (QMAsf)

191 >>I didn't take the good weather for granted this year but I still hate the fog.

As long as I'm not on the water I love fog.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 11:04 PM (viF8m)

192
You've obviously never seen Plymouth Rock, because that would be high on your list if you had!
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)

___________

Quite so. Also overrated: Old Faithful. A miserable geothermal belch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 11:05 PM (eRlcH)

193 Check me on this. Skyline chili is chili over spaghetti, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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And I think they put cinnamon in it.
Posted by: Orson
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To me, that doesn't sound good. At all. Blecch.

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm)

194 The Paolo, his bracci may number... ah... four point six?

Posted by: Paolo at October 22, 2026 11:06 PM (88C+u)

195
Despite the disappointments listed, having driven the length and breadth of this great nation, I must say America is an amazing, beautiful place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 11:07 PM (eRlcH)

196 Another artist we lost yesterday was John Anderson, a solid country singer. He was "only" 73. Here's a sampler.

Seminole Wind
https://youtu.be/W8sh9P3X33w

Swingin'
https://youtu.be/07_rnlBezQg

Money in the Bank
https://youtu.be/JGY8r4mggPw

I Wish I Could Have Been There
https://youtu.be/XofKj36Jr78

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)

197
If you want to hate America, watch the news.
If you want to love America, drive across it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 22, 2026 11:09 PM (yTY59)

198 Hubby & I tried Old Bay on popcorn, a few years back. Probably heard about it here! Loved it! (Thanks, Doof-- I'm sure it was you, what mentioned it)

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

199 124 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 10:30 P

The fly thing is weird but one time we had 100's of ants show up in the downstairs bathroom. The pest control people were great. They said that happens once in a while, just spray them and clean them up. Nothing after that.

I'm still trying to figure out fudge and Michigan. Mom grew up there, tons of relatives, I lived in Dearbornistan with my aunt for a few months and I grew up with Detroit tv but fudge is something I never associated with Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)

Had plenty of ant invasions, the little bastards. I swear, the entire neighborhood is a giant ant hill, and these ants cooperate with each other to form supercolonies composed of probably hundreds of queens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 11:10 PM (l3cgK)

200 Big guy sure likes Lite beer.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 11:10 PM (oq9dX)

201 I need to start eating ice cream, cake, pie, and cookies again.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2026 11:11 PM (LHPAg)

202 Posted by: Don't Like Nutmeg, Either

(glares)

Posted by: Jon Townsend at October 22, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

203 Talking with another the subject drifted to global warming and associated anomalies effecting changes today. Said I'll start worrying when Plymouth Rock is under water at low tide.
She changed the subject.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:11 PM (vC80E)

204 Big guy sure likes Lite beer.
Posted by: wth

Can you imagine how big he'd be, if he didn't drink 'diet' beer?

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:12 PM (rdVOm)

205 It is impossible to overrate green chili.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 22, 2026 11:13 PM (OlzlW)

206 149 Mount Rushmore is pretty cool if you happen to be driving through and it is the off season. Traveling just to see it, especially in summer, would be a huge mistake.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2026 10:47 PM (PTDkx)

Was there in very early March one year...almost nobody there. It was unseasonably warm (high in mid 70's). A few days later got waylaid by a snowstorm in Montana on way back to Idaho...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 11:13 PM (l3cgK)

207 Pie good. Punkin' Pie Weather.
Warm apple pie with a dollop of ice cream on top.
Grandma would make three layer golden cake using a dozen eggs.
Icing it with whipped cream.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:14 PM (vC80E)

208 A joke for the guitar players.

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
Unless you play bass.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

209 That Taco video was a whole lot gayer than I remembered.

Posted by: Butch at October 22, 2026 11:18 PM (98xTj)

210 So, the little town that I live in the mountains above, is having a chili cookoff this weekend. Considering how many wild lefties who have moved here, I expect each offering will have some sort of 'No Kings' theme. I will not be attending.
My chili would be the best anyway, so no point putting myself through that misery...😕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 11:18 PM (96kpa)

211 I'm sure someone has beat me to it but:
https://tinyurl.com/3ntrdekr

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 22, 2026 11:19 PM (y7zkd)

212 I need to start eating ice cream, cake, pie, and cookies again.
Posted by: Eromero
......

Start off slow with a Klondike bar. Then maybe tomorrow add some reps.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 11:19 PM (oq9dX)

213 I'm overtired and need to get to bed. This was interesting though from GatewayPundit.

I actually did see a bit of MSNow in Texas. It made me laugh. For them, I'm sure it was like a Star Trek away mission in a totally foreign environment. Apparently it was.

"If you listen to Democrats, the media, and polling firms, you might believe that Texas is about to turn bright blue. Yet if you spend any time with actual Texans, you probably have a very different view.

This is what happened to Katy Tur of MSNOW. She recently said on the air that she has become ‘skeptical’ about midterm polling in Texas after she spent some time on the ground in the state.

Tur even went so far as to wonder if pollsters are just reporting what they think people want to hear"


Gee, ya think....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 11:20 PM (Sco7b)

214
Andrew McCarthy just posted this image he took of the Lagoon Nebula in Sagittarius, about 6 degrees away from the Galactic Core.

https://t.ly/2ki0L

That's several weeks of exposure with his big 17" telescope.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

215 >>Talking with another the subject drifted to global warming and associated anomalies effecting changes today. Said I'll start worrying when Plymouth Rock is under water at low tide.
She changed the subject.

I live in a very small coastal New England town. First charted by Giovanni de Verrazzano in 1524.

Other than erosion the tide lines haven't really changed. Global warming was always a hoax.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 11:21 PM (viF8m)

216 "That Taco video was a whole lot gayer than I remembered."

I can top it.

Posted by: Billy Squire at October 22, 2026 11:22 PM (mXZsC)

217 Stop the Whine Press!

A woman was burned at the stake earlier today at a magic show gone bad. She turned four pounds of mellowcreme pumpkins into 2 pumpkin pies, and the crowd accused her of witchcraft.

After the fire died, someone checked her magic table. In the flash, she had swapped the two. The audience rioted over the candies, which resulted in multiple injuries, a few bruised police officers, and one person going into insulin shock.

The person who started the fire was quoted afterward saying "Oops."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

218 Hubby & I tried Old Bay on popcorn, a few years back. Probably heard about it here! Loved it! (Thanks, Doof-- I'm sure it was you, what mentioned it)
Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)


Probably was me. Glad you enjoyed it!

Try it on corn on the cob some time.

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:22 PM (QMAsf)

219
I'm sure someone has beat me to it but:
https://tinyurl.com/3ntrdekr
Posted by: Pikov Andropov


Pickin' on the Zits!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 11:22 PM (Cqx++)

220 California - In N Out? You want an overrated eatery, try California Pizza Kitchen, which is sin against pizza as well as the cardboard on which it's crust is based...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 11:25 PM (08OqX)

221 Things I've seen I'd agree are overrated

- The Strip
- Bourbon Street
- Times Square
- Disney World
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 11:00 PM (eRlcH)

You've obviously never seen Plymouth Rock, because that would be high on your list if you had!
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)

I've heard that kissing the Blarney Stone in Ireland is an underwhelming experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 11:27 PM (wVcYX)

222 Evening, Disco Doof and ONT Horde. Went to town to buy groceries. What's this, then? The new bar and grille was open, so I went in. Had 2 beers, and a real good bacon mushroom cheese burger, with French Fries cooked in beef tallow. It was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:27 PM (3Lqao)

223 JQ

I’d say Sun Valley is most overrated in Idaho.
Space Needle is certainly overrated.

And Hollywood certainly deserves a spot on the list.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2026 11:28 PM (SYlCh)

224 Used to put anything in that little bullet blender.
Cottage cheese, yogurt, peaches and peach juice.
Tried pears but they didn't ring it. I like peaches.
Baked potatoes with a half a stick of butter.
I'm getting hungry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:29 PM (vC80E)

225 We gave out those plastic guns at the TXMoMe. 🤩🤗

Posted by: lin-duh at October 22, 2026 09:58 PM (VCgbV)
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80s water guns?

Do I not recall correctly that they were 60s water guns?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 22, 2026 11:30 PM (x8PQF)

226 220 California - In N Out? You want an overrated eatery, try California Pizza Kitchen, which is sin against pizza as well as the cardboard on which it's crust is based...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 11:25 PM (08OqX)

I tried a new frozen pizza that was pretty tasty: Digiorno 'Carnivore' ultra thin crust. Sausage, pepperoni, ham, bacon. And a good thin crust without being cardboard tasteless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 11:30 PM (Y/06r)

227 Evening, Disco Doof and ONT Horde. Went to town to buy groceries. What's this, then? The new bar and grille was open, so I went in. Had 2 beers, and a real good bacon mushroom cheese burger, with French Fries cooked in beef tallow. It was good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:27 PM (3Lqao)

My cardiologist is giving me a vigorous wave off just for reading that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 11:30 PM (wVcYX)

228 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 11:30 PM (Y/06r)

229 As for the Grand Canyon, I've not been there, but if you're a geologist actually studying the place, they tell me it's about the most important site in North America.
Deep cut into the origins of this continent.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (88C+u)

But it's a National Park. If you chip a piece off with a hammer, the rangers get all pissy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:30 PM (3Lqao)

230 It's peak color in RI right now. Just driving down suburban streets can be dazzling.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 22, 2026 11:32 PM (sl73Y)

231 Had 2 beers...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:27 PM (3Lqao)
-

And so Doof's "acceptable" slippery math slope begins.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 22, 2026 11:32 PM (x8PQF)

232 woke ad absurdum:

@BreitbartNews
·
1h
WOKE AS A JOKE: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition due to lack of “consent from the deceased individual.”

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)

233 216 "That Taco video was a whole lot gayer than I remembered."
----

After your nose is rubbed in it repeatedly it becomes repellent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:33 PM (vC80E)

234 The rangers can't arrest the Colorado River.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 11:33 PM (88C+u)

235 WOKE AS A JOKE: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition due to lack of “consent from the deceased individual.”
Posted by: Don Black


It's a mummy. Lack of a curse is affirmative consent.

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 11:34 PM (VHUov)

236 @BreitbartNews
WOKE AS A JOKE: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition due to lack of “consent from the deceased individual.”

Instapundit is lately reporting that reincarnation is real, so find whoever is now host to Merneptah's soul and get his permission.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 11:35 PM (88C+u)

237 Because I don't like kidney beans, I am not a traditional chili fan - love other varieties. Have a recipe to make a really good version of Wendy's chili - everyone else liked it.
Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:18 PM (286+n)

Try using black beans, and a little bit of Jamaican jerk sauce for the heat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:35 PM (3Lqao)

238 These are STUPID times we're now living in.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 11:36 PM (88C+u)

239 But it's a National Park. If you chip a piece off with a hammer, the rangers get all pissy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Shifty eyes pays taxes too, shhh, - tink, tink.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 11:36 PM (vC80E)

240 woke ad absurdum:

@BreitbartNews
·
1h
WOKE AS A JOKE: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition due to lack of “consent from the deceased individual.”
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)

Next up: The Manneken Pis fountain sculpture in Brussels, Belgium.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 11:36 PM (wVcYX)

241 Try it on corn on the cob some time.
Posted by: Doof

I will! Sounds great!

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:37 PM (rdVOm)

242 My littlest little hobbit went on a Rt 66 cruise through central OK with his uncle while I was at TXMoMe. He had fun, but... yeah, it's kind of overrated.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 22, 2026 10:21 PM (ftFVW)

Did a Rte. 66 tour back in May. '64 Studebaker convertible, Amarillo, TX to Kingman, AZ. Top down, as much of the drive on old 66 as we could manage to do. It was great!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:38 PM (3Lqao)

243 Hmm. All those cathedrals dedicated to dead human saints... they often have relics of those saints.
How do we know that some Church of Saint Ambrose had got the consent of Ambrose to hold his big toe under the altar?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 11:41 PM (88C+u)

244 >Top down, as much of the drive on old 66 as we could manage to do. It was great!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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so you got your kicks then

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:41 PM (ZxPkt)

245 Route 66

https://youtu.be/Q131ZJ6YkG0

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:43 PM (ZxPkt)

246 >>I’d say Sun Valley is most overrated in Idaho.

Not a skier, so don't have an opinion on that. Likely true. Hipsters and wealthy a-holes ruin everything.

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

247 Cast in the name of Good, ye not Guilty.

"You need to understand how Right-wing people under 40 view the Left."

LIBs will always be beings who avert their eyes to the Truth, even as time withers the desire to know that truth. ... yielding nought but the grand austentatious stage looking down on the folly of human blunders.


TRUTH: those who seek it out, of knowingly becoming obsessed with this grand illusion come to know those who would control this tiny world. The final days of Humanity heralded the foolish humans who would use the power fo God to achieve that; no matter what the cost.

Cast in the name of Good, ye not Guilty.

LIBs who would possess (and disposess) others with the frivolity of both Man and machine for temporary political gain, of who must be sacrificed that they may live, to proudly do unto their own people precisely what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries whom they not only sponsor but actively defend, yields but one Moral Truth -- that's not the case with them. Guilty.

LIBs. Not just Mistaken; EVIL.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-whoseExistanceHas

Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value

This is Normal.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 22, 2026 11:44 PM (gS90z)

248 Next up: The Manneken Pis fountain sculpture in Brussels, Belgium.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 11:36 PM (wVcYX)

Strangely, I know what you're referring to.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 22, 2026 11:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

249 What's the most overrated thing in Alberta?
Posted by: Never Been There at October 22, 2026 11:01 PM (EdP2u)

Banff National Park. A mess of mountains you can't climb, and elk you can't shoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:48 PM (3Lqao)

250 Good night sweet Horde....

'Sleep peacefully because tomorrow we continue pretending to be responsible adults.'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 22, 2026 11:48 PM (96kpa)

251 You've obviously never seen Plymouth Rock, because that would be high on your list if you had!
Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)
==
Oh yes - I remember when I saw it. It is caged off because over time I think it has been chipped way. Of course there is also questions if it is even THE rock.

Totally overhyped. Number one on the list.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 11:50 PM (8uHt+)

252 Goodnight, friends

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:50 PM (ZxPkt)

253 242 Did a Rte. 66 tour back in May. '64 Studebaker convertible, Amarillo, TX to Kingman, AZ. Top down, as much of the drive on old 66 as we could manage to do. It was great!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:38 PM (3Lqao)

Did you see the row of old Cadillacs stuck in the ground? I think it’s in Amarillo. Another one of those “I’ve lived her my entire life and have never seen it” things. Same with Big Bend.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 22, 2026 11:52 PM (itAg7)

254 . . . and a gun!

Posted by: frammish at October 22, 2026 11:53 PM (rcENI)

255 Lobster rolls are not overrated!

Posted by: frammish at October 22, 2026 11:54 PM (rcENI)

256 Gotta agree about Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: frammish at October 22, 2026 11:55 PM (rcENI)

257 You've obviously never seen Plymouth Rock, because that would be high on your list if you had!

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)
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Good call! It is very underwhelming and overrated

Posted by: 496 at October 22, 2026 11:55 PM (X87jv)

258 Sorry, but In N Out Burger is by no means overrated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2026 11:55 PM (hEaJ6)

259 I tried a new frozen pizza that was pretty tasty: Digiorno 'Carnivore' ultra thin crust. Sausage, pepperoni, ham, bacon. And a good thin crust without being cardboard tasteless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 11:30 PM (Y/06r)

I was new to California, and locals were raving about CPK. Went there once with a group and thought it was..ok. Their toppings were offbeat, but I had to admit to liking the BBQ chicken pizza I ordered.

Next time I was there, the entire top slid off my slice, leaving just the crust (no big deal usually), and I swear it was the color and texture of the inside of a Kaboom cereal box. I never tried to eat a Kaboom cereal box, so I can't say that it tasted like the inside of a Kaboom cereal box, but if I had to imagine what the inside of a Kaboom cereal box would taste like, it would be what I in that moment was trying to choke down. I never went back, and thereafter judged anyone professing to love CPK with a particular degree quiet contempt..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 11:57 PM (08OqX)

260 Why do I have the feeling that AOP has either owned, or at least driven, one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/cyvxeppr

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 22, 2026 11:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

261 Yo! 'Sup?

Posted by: muldoon at October 22, 2026 11:57 PM (I0N4X)

262 California - In N Out? You want an overrated eatery, try California Pizza Kitchen, which is sin against pizza as well as the cardboard on which it's crust is based...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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I knew the Portland had passed the tipping point and was on the road to.what is now called "enshitification" when a California Pizza Kitchen was opened on W. Burnside, and it wasn't gutted and burned to the ground.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 22, 2026 11:59 PM (z4VKm)

263 Howdy, Muldoon! How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm)

264 Yo! 'Sup?
Posted by: muldoon


Same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 12:00 AM (VHUov)

265 Did you see the row of old Cadillacs stuck in the ground? I think it’s in Amarillo. Another one of those “I’ve lived her my entire life and have never seen it” things. Same with Big Bend.
Posted by: TxAnn at October 22, 2026 11:52 PM (itAg7)

Oh, yes. For sure. Cadillac Ranch. It is a hoot. Free admission, but they have a concession where you can buy Cadillac Ranch swag, and cans of spray paint to decorate the entombed Caddies. Paint is nearly an inch thick in places. And a great place to meet and chat with total strangers. Cute gals hand you their cellphone so they can get a pic of themselves next to a Cadillac.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:00 AM (3Lqao)

266 Idaho potatoes are good and all, but new potatoes from Prince Edward Island take the crown in my opinion.

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2026 12:00 AM (X87jv)

267 Howdy, Muldoon! How are you tonight?
Posted by: JQ

***********

Soggy. It's been drought busting weather here all week

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:01 AM (I0N4X)

268 The guy who funded the Cadillac ranch was a big dirtbag

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2026 12:02 AM (enThO)

269 236 @BreitbartNews
WOKE AS A JOKE: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition due to lack of “consent from the deceased individual.”

Instapundit is lately reporting that reincarnation is real, so find whoever is now host to Merneptah's soul and get his permission.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 11:35 PM (88C+u)
_____________________

I just pulled up the entire policy they are now operating under. It's not just the mummies. They are actively returning all items in multiple museums that were acquire without consent (through conquest etc).

I wanted to find out if the British Museum was following their lead. The answer is NOPE. The Brits actually passed a law that makes it illegal for the British Museum to return items acquired through conquest and theft. Egypt is kind of pissed, because they want the Rosetta Stone back.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 12:03 AM (dIske)

270 Getting rain tonight here too, muldoon. But haven't had any for a few weeks, so it's not soggy. (Yet?)

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

271 166 Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 10:32 PM (0CU3H)

Put a link to your fundraising site in a comment!

Don't be shy...we are friendly!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2026 10:54 PM (k5CNB)

I really couldn't ask for a better group of imaginary friends (ok, gray box - certainly not imaginary) than The Horde. I really don't need any more money, because in CT once you take state funding I'm closed to outside monetary contributions. You guys helped me get that funding, so your job is done.

Another Moron, Jeff Carter, ran for NV state treasurer, but he didn't win the primary back in June. I hope he goes for it again. I certainly will if I don't win my race.

That said, I've always felt there was not going to be a blue wave this year. That feeling may turn into a fact, if the tightening polls have anything to say. I'm certainly still the underdog here, but I really want to win. I filmed a campaign spot in an abandoned factory site in Bridgeport, and it makes me angry that we've poured so much money into that place, and it's run by nonprofits and social workers and not businesspeople. I can actually do something to fix it if I became State Rep.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2026 12:04 AM (0CU3H)

272 Egypt is kind of pissed, because they want the Rosetta Stone back.

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They'll have to fight the Greeks for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 12:05 AM (hEaJ6)

273 Apparently the drought was due to global worming, but so is the 72 straight hours of rain.

Go figure, eh?

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:05 AM (I0N4X)

274 California Pizza Kitchen gave me a bad case of the shits and I won't eat there again.
I honestly don't know how they stay in business, unless the whole business model is to clean out the colons of homos so they can get dick.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:06 AM (88C+u)

275 Because I don't like kidney beans, I am not a traditional chili fan - love other varieties. Have a recipe to make a really good version of Wendy's chili - everyone else liked it.
Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2026 10:18 PM (286+n)

Try using black beans, and a little bit of Jamaican jerk sauce for the heat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 11:35 PM (3Lqao)

Pinto beans. Or no beans at all..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 23, 2026 12:06 AM (08OqX)

276 11 days till election dump & mush threaten to "get"democrats if rethugliKKKans lose election. Democrat party response: We are tofu eating snowflakes the dnc will have schumer write another strongly worded letter and jefferies will has silicon valley tech donors for another donation.

Posted by: asset at October 23, 2026 12:07 AM (lRrtO)

277
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity. The oldest layers of rock at the very bottom are about 2 billion years old. Sitting on top of that, the rock is much younger. There's about a billion years missing between them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

278 >>>Plymouth Rock, because ...
Posted by: Doof
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obligatory:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yh3Nq41bc0

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 12:08 AM (vC80E)

279 Getting rain tonight here too, muldoon. But haven't had any for a few weeks, so it's not soggy. (Yet?)
Posted by: JQ

*******

Where about?

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:08 AM (I0N4X)

280 lRrtO smells like raimondo.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (88C+u)

281 The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity

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Huh. I thought it was the donkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (hEaJ6)

282 You’ve got to REALLY want to see Big Bend to get to it. I live in Texas, and it’s still at least a 10 hour drive away from where I live.

Anecdotal evidence about voting patterns in Texas - there been a lot of reporting that voter turnout is heavy in the big cities which is seen to favor Dems. Well I voted early today in Smith County, which is generally about 75% GOP. Usually when I’ve early voted, there’s a few people there and I walk in and out. Today, not only was it packed, the early voting crowd was the heaviest I have ever seen in any election. Talked to a friend and he saw the same thing at a different voting station. Longest lines ever.

So don’t believe anyone who says enthusiasm is down in Texas. Voting is heavy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (jTKPp)

283 277
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity. The oldest layers of rock at the very bottom are about 2 billion years old. Sitting on top of that, the rock is much younger. There's about a billion years missing between them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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It wasn't cut over time. The earth moved.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (vC80E)

284 Any time gerbil worming is mentioned to me, I just sigh heavily, roll my eyes and say "Really?"

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)

285 Where about?
Posted by: muldoon

*the middle of Idaho*

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:10 AM (rdVOm)

286 Why do I have the feeling that AOP has either owned, or at least driven, one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/cyvxeppr
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 22, 2026 11:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

I have a lineal descendant of that show car, a Panhard PL17 "Tigre". Very similar power train layout, but a steel sedan body.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:11 AM (3Lqao)

287 277
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity. The oldest layers of rock at the very bottom are about 2 billion years old. Sitting on top of that, the rock is much younger. There's about a billion years missing between them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

Since most rock layers form underwater , it suggests that the deep rock spent a few hundred million years as an above water continent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 12:11 AM (jTKPp)

288 220 California - In N Out? You want an overrated eatery, try California Pizza Kitchen, which is sin against pizza as well as the cardboard on which it's crust is based...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 11:25 PM (08OqX)

I've had pizza that was worse than cardboard...CPK is at least better than cardboard. Haven't gone in years, but I liked their Thai Chicken pizza.
Local place makes a Chicken Curry Pizza that's pretty good...Indian place. Pizza bread has a naan-like flavor to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:11 AM (l3cgK)

289 Went to the Bucees in Johnstown, Colorado for gas and to look around. Really amazing place. But if I was traveling and needed a place for gas, pee, and snax, I would probably go to a Maverik instead. Bucees is more of a tourist attraction than a useful store. Like going to an amusement park to eat dinner. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at October 23, 2026 12:12 AM (gD1nz)

290 It wasn't cut over time. The earth moved.

***********

I felt that. Under my feet.

Posted by: Carole king at October 23, 2026 12:13 AM (I0N4X)

291
I've heard that kissing the Blarney Stone in Ireland is an underwhelming experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 11:27 PM (wVcYX)

Was there tongue?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:13 AM (l3cgK)

292 Just my opinion.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at October 23, 2026 12:12 AM (gD1nz)
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I'm just north of that one. I really like their sandwiches but yes, it's a tourist trap

Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2026 12:13 AM (Kfd8O)

293 232 woke ad absurdum:

@BreitbartNews
·
1h
WOKE AS A JOKE: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition due to lack of “consent from the deceased individual.”

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)

I want to see the consent form...in hieroglyphics...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:14 AM (l3cgK)

294 I have a lineal descendant of that show car, a Panhard PL17 "Tigre". Very similar power train layout, but a steel sedan body.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:11 AM (3Lqao)

Hypothesis confirmed. Two degrees.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2026 12:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

295 277
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity. The oldest layers of rock at the very bottom are about 2 billion years old. Sitting on top of that, the rock is much younger. There's about a billion years missing between them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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It wasn't cut over time. The earth moved.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (vC80E)

You feel that? Did the Earth move for you, too?
- Adam to Eve

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 12:15 AM (wVcYX)

296
The prevailing view was the Canyon started forming only 6 million years, as uplift forced the Colorado River to start cutting through it.

However, some of that has been challenged, and I think it's emerging that some parts of it are probably a good bit older, with varying ages for different sections somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:16 AM (w6EFb)

297 284 Any time gerbil worming is mentioned to me, I just sigh heavily, roll my eyes and say "Really?"

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)

Then you're REALLY gonna hate Thursdays...Oh, that's today!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:17 AM (l3cgK)

298 287 277
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity. The oldest layers of rock at the very bottom are about 2 billion years old. Sitting on top of that, the rock is much younger. There's about a billion years missing between them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

Since most rock layers form underwater , it suggests that the deep rock spent a few hundred million years as an above water continent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 12:11 AM (jTKPp)

Yup. I've got a book on the geology of the Grand Canyon. I also have book on deaths in the Grand Canyon too. Diverse interests.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:17 AM (l3cgK)

299 What in hell is wrong with cheese curds? The fresh ones squeak, you know? And the deep fried ones are divine.

What DH wouldn't give to get a Culver's up here, just for the curds.

His overlarge ass, OTOH...

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:17 AM (TAafI)

300 I'd better lose the Tapestry sock before I wake up tomorrow and do a Carole King limerick!

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:18 AM (I0N4X)

301 The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity. The oldest layers of rock at the very bottom are about 2 billion years old. Sitting on top of that, the rock is much younger. There's about a billion years missing between them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

What that means is that the 2 billion year old rock was part of a continent that existed as an upland for a long time, slowly eroding away, as uplands are wont to do. When originally uplifted, it was probably capped with younger rock, that got eroded away. If you could measure the exact date of the oldest rock directly beneath the unconformity, you would probably find it varied from place to place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:18 AM (3Lqao)

302
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity
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Huh. I thought it was the donkeys.
Posted by: Cicero


Sweet!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 12:18 AM (Cqx++)

303 302
The interesting thing about the Grand Canyon is the Great Unconformity
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Huh. I thought it was the donkeys.
Posted by: Cicero

Sweet!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 12:18 AM (Cqx++)

I thought the donkeys were a Tijuana thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:19 AM (l3cgK)

304
I'd better lose the Tapestry sock before I wake up tomorrow and do a Carole King limerick!
Posted by: muldoon


Too late, baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 12:20 AM (Cqx++)

305 Yeah, weird things have happened at my house over the last 30 years I've lived here...
To think of it, weird things happened when I lived with my parents.
The only place weird things really didn't happen was when I lived off campus (well, college kids to weird things, but that's different) and when I lived in a condo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:21 AM (l3cgK)

306 Just about a hundred years or so ago
Ten men rode their way
Down the mighty Colorado.

/Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:21 AM (I0N4X)

307 266 Idaho potatoes are good and all, but new potatoes from Prince Edward Island take the crown in my opinion.
Posted by: 496 at October 23, 2026 12:00 AM (X87jv)

We grow potatoes up here, in the garden, that are so much better than anything imported from the Lower 48. Carrots, too. Even the big carrots are tender and sweet. I plant the same carrot seeds I used in WI, but up here, they are just better. I think there's something about the volcanic ash in the soil and the cooler growing temps.

I'd put our root veggies up against any in the country.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (TAafI)

308 you're REALLY gonna hate Thursdays...Oh, that's today!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

this morning was one of those mornings
youtu.be/Ulb0pLBgRCw

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (88C+u)

309 I've heard that kissing the Blarney Stone in Ireland is an underwhelming experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Was there tongue?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urban Legend has it that locals urinate on the stone at night for that je ne sais quoi tourist experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (wVcYX)

310 Yes, we did drink the water out of the water pistols, but why? Why did we do that? Were we just thirsty?

And the other map was better. I'm a transplant to NJ, but I gotta say the shore rocks, and born and raised in NYC gotta say Times Square rocks too.

Posted by: jocon307 at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (EuROc)

311 Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (TAafI)

I grew potatoes one year in the area behind the retaining wall...best potatoes I've ever eaten.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:23 AM (l3cgK)

312 Any time gerbil worming is mentioned to me, I just sigh heavily, roll my eyes and say "Really?"
Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)

I'd ask how many SUVs did the Romans drive, because, IIRC, it was warmer then than now. We're on the upswing of a 700-750 year cycle, that should peak around a century from now. Source was one of the farmer's almanacs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2026 12:23 AM (qx7Zg)

313 I just pulled up the entire policy they are now operating under. It's not just the mummies. They are actively returning all items in multiple museums that were acquire without consent (through conquest etc).
Posted by: Orson


This was supposed to be dadaism or maybe satire..... from the liner notes:

The group owned and operated what they called a "museum of the future" which was "anti-artifact, non-historical, and closed."

It was not meant to be instructions for an actual museum.

https://youtu.be/5iST3dhrs2M

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 12:23 AM (VHUov)

314 309 I've heard that kissing the Blarney Stone in Ireland is an underwhelming experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Was there tongue?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urban Legend has it that locals urinate on the stone at night for that je ne sais quoi tourist experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (wVcYX)

Not a golden experience I want to have...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:24 AM (l3cgK)

315 An unconformity simply marks the transition from an erosional environment to a depositional one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:24 AM (3Lqao)

316 308 you're REALLY gonna hate Thursdays...Oh, that's today!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

this morning was one of those mornings
youtu.be/Ulb0pLBgRCw

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 12:22 AM (88C+u)

"Rent" was much worse...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:26 AM (l3cgK)

317 Update on DH's surgery: The did the total knee replacement, but it took them forever to find him a room for overnight, so he was stuck on a gurney that was too short (he's a bit tall) and his ass is sore from supporting himself without being able to rest his head on anything. The nerve block didn't really do all that much, so he's on various and lovely meds to control the pain. He only mooned the nurse once when she helped him get to the toilet. He's in the hospital overnight, and I'm at a hotel with a hot tub and a bar. What could go wrong?

We are both just fine, and he goes home tomorrow, hopefully in time for the Brewer's game. I swear he scheduled this so he could sit on his ass for a week to watch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:26 AM (TAafI)

318 "Living in Boston 30 years ago was fantastic. Relatively small city full of great restaurants, bars, museums, sports .. you name it. It was also safe and clean and easy to get around."

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

I was living in Boston about the same time (moved there for school in 1986). I loved it. Despite the early rumbles of the Big Dig, the city was easily accessible by foot, and I walked to work and back every day. Those were the days when you could spend an entire Sunday in Filene's Basement chasing bargains and then Dim Sum in Chinatown.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at October 23, 2026 12:28 AM (Zr3aZ)

319 Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:26 AM (TAafI)

Hope all continues well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:28 AM (l3cgK)

320 We are both just fine, and he goes home tomorrow, hopefully in time for the Brewer's game. I swear he scheduled this so he could sit on his ass for a week to watch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:26 AM (TAafI)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 12:28 AM (wVcYX)

321 Thank you Lord for the sunshine
Thank you for rain
Thank you for joy
Thank you for pain

It's a beautiful day-at-ay-ay
It's a beautiful day-ay!

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:28 AM (I0N4X)

322 You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 12:28 AM (wVcYX)

Well, we spent last weekend moving back into the house, and we are about 1/3 of the way there. Guess who gets to be the pack horse for the rest of it?

Clever man, DH is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:29 AM (TAafI)

323 I'd ask how many SUVs did the Romans drive, because, IIRC, it was warmer then than now. We're on the upswing of a 700-750 year cycle, that should peak around a century from now. Source was one of the farmer's almanacs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's a great argument, but the True Believers don't want a debate. Can't argue FAITH.

So, just ridicule or outright deny their BS. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

324 Finished off a project today. Friend's big Generac "whole house" generator. Mounted a set of wheels on it so it can be trundled around, and made a landing leg with a rubber foot on it to hold up the heavy end. Drilled into the tubular metal cage to make sockets into which a pair of steel pipes can be slipped, to make handles to trundle it with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (3Lqao)

325 When I was at Meteora, they said (if I remember it right), the mountains today were underwater canyons which eventually filled with fossilized shells. Then the whole thing raised out of the water, and everything eroded except the hard shells. Like a giant lost-wax casting.

Posted by: frammish at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (rcENI)

326 323 I'd ask how many SUVs did the Romans drive, because, IIRC, it was warmer then than now. We're on the upswing of a 700-750 year cycle, that should peak around a century from now. Source was one of the farmer's almanacs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's a great argument, but the True Believers don't want a debate. Can't argue FAITH.

So, just ridicule or outright deny their BS. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

There was also the Medieval Warming period, when France was worried because England was growing grapes for wine...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (l3cgK)

327 What temperature is the right temperature for the earth? At one time they grew grapes in southern Greenland. By the 1400's everyone left because... probably too cold.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (TAafI)

328 I'd ask how many SUVs did the Romans drive, because, IIRC, it was warmer then than now. We're on the upswing of a 700-750 year cycle, that should peak around a century from now. Source was one of the farmer's almanacs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (vC80E)

329 325 When I was at Meteora, they said (if I remember it right), the mountains today were underwater canyons which eventually filled with fossilized shells. Then the whole thing raised out of the water, and everything eroded except the hard shells. Like a giant lost-wax casting.

Posted by: frammish at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (rcENI)

that upthrust is why you have fossils at the top of Mt. Everest...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:33 AM (l3cgK)

330 324 Finished off a project today. Friend's big Generac "whole house" generator. Mounted a set of wheels on it so it can be trundled around, and made a landing leg with a rubber foot on it to hold up the heavy end. Drilled into the tubular metal cage to make sockets into which a pair of steel pipes can be slipped, to make handles to trundle it with.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (3Lqao)

I'm curious why you'd want to move it. Don't you want it to hook up to the main panel? How far does it need to travel to do that?

We are considering putting one in. Right now, we are at the end of the electrical service out there, but we have a propane tank. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:33 AM (TAafI)

331 Fossils on Mt. Everest...
https://tinyurl.com/mrx7eapy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:34 AM (l3cgK)

332 Soggy. It's been drought busting weather here all week
Posted by: muldoon
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We've had rain, sun, thunder and lightning, rain, sun thunder and lightning (lather rinse repeat) for the last two days - very unusual for a month past monsoon season - with a little excitement when my phone starts honking at me with a tornado warning and we should hide in a basement or interior room for a half hour. Once yesterday morning and twice this afternoon. Nothing happened, but yesterday, I could see the clouds above my house rotating. The whole cloud group was moving north at a pretty good clip, and I could see the clouds on the top moving west while the ones underneath moved east.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 23, 2026 12:34 AM (z4VKm)

333 AOP- re your email:

I have a hard time believing that surface deposition of human decomposition scent molecules would remain on the surface from a temporarily deposited body sixteen years or more later.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:35 AM (I0N4X)

334 The whole cloud group was moving north at a pretty good clip, and I could see the clouds on the top moving west while the ones underneath moved east.
Posted by: buddhaha

**********

I saw some of that same movement in SoCo yesterday. Distinctly odd.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:38 AM (I0N4X)

335 >>>We are considering putting one in. Right now, we are at the end of the electrical service out there, but we have a propane tank. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn
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My place in the country was all electric. (it came that way)
Big propane tank is super. Just let that baby run. No running
out to fill up the tank with gas. My genset had a 5 gal tank.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 12:38 AM (vC80E)

336 334 The whole cloud group was moving north at a pretty good clip, and I could see the clouds on the top moving west while the ones underneath moved east.
Posted by: buddhaha

**********

I saw some of that same movement in SoCo yesterday. Distinctly odd.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:38 AM (I0N4X)

I've seen that before...a few decades ago at work, we had wet weather here in Sandy Eggo (yeah, unusual, right?). One guy says, "Hey, the clouds are moving East". Another guy said, "No, they're moving West". They were both right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:39 AM (l3cgK)

337 I'd ask how many SUVs did the Romans drive, because, IIRC, it was warmer then than now. We're on the upswing of a 700-750 year cycle, that should peak around a century from now. Source was one of the farmer's almanacs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's a great argument, but the True Believers don't want a debate. Can't argue FAITH.

So, just ridicule or outright deny their BS. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

"If humans are so bad for the environment, why are you still here? Shouldn't you be on your way to Uranus to warm it up?"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 23, 2026 12:41 AM (qx7Zg)

338 Vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 12:31 AM (vC80E)

Shoal Point in Newfoundland. Slender spit of land projecting maybe half a mile into a semi-circular bay. Top of the spit is mud and sand. Climb down to the waterfront, and below that is a massive tangle of tree roots. Cut into one with a pocket knife: red, aromatic cedar wood. In pre-Glacial times, it was a cedar swamp like you might find now in Louisiana.

https://www.mindat.org/loc-220875.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:43 AM (3Lqao)

339 HotW-- exactly.

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

340 Still waiting for results. I'll keep y'all posted.

G'night

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:44 AM (I0N4X)

341 Glad to hear Mr. tcn's surgery went well, and hope he'll be up and around soon.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at October 23, 2026 12:44 AM (qlLNh)

342 Riddle me this, batman. Why do I have to go on Medicare next month, when I have perfectly good medical insurance through my husband, who will be working for the next 10 years, only to be shelled with double billing bullshit for procedures done during office visits? It's already stupid expensive, because they take your income from two years ago, when I was employed, and not currently, when I'm not. And now I get to pay 20% copays for every damned thing.

It costs nearly as much as my BCBS Fed did, but only covers me, not my family, and requires more copays, but if I don't go on it, it will cost astronomically more if I do go on it in 10 years.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

I thought we didn't have socialized medicine. I was wrong. This horseshit needs to stop.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:45 AM (TAafI)

343 341 Glad to hear Mr. tcn's surgery went well, and hope he'll be up and around soon.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at October 23, 2026 12:44 AM (qlLNh)

And thanks for all the prayers, folks. I'm sure it would have been much worse without them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:45 AM (TAafI)

344 AOP- re your email:

I have a hard time believing that surface deposition of human decomposition scent molecules would remain on the surface from a temporarily deposited body sixteen years or more later.
Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:35 AM (I0N4X)

May have been buried in a shallow grave for several years, and fluids would have permeated the soil to some depth. Then perp exhumed the body, and moved it to some place he felt was less at risk of discovery?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:46 AM (3Lqao)

345 I thought we didn't have socialized medicine. I was wrong. This horseshit needs to stop.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 12:45 AM (TAafI)

The first question that is asked if you are of age: "Do you or your spouse have Medicare?". Work Insurance does not want to get billed first...
I was on Medicare for about 5 years while I was on dialysis (end stage renal disease is a cut-in). When I got my transplant, I was off. That caused me trouble late last year, as the insurance I still had on COBRA insisted I was still covered by Medicare, so I had to explain to them, slowly and carefully, that I hadn't had it for 8 years (at that point). I've now had my transplant for just over 9 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:49 AM (l3cgK)

346 May have been buried in a shallow grave for several years, and fluids would have permeated the soil to some depth. Then perp exhumed the body, and moved it to some place he felt was less at risk of discovery?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:46 AM (3Lqao)

Any indications the body may have been burned first? That'll leave less of most everything.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:50 AM (l3cgK)

347
Damn, I was just looking on wiki at the Holocene Climate Optimum page. The Warmunists have edited that greatly in just the past few months. They used to have decent graph showing the temp data from just before the Younger Dryas at the end of the Pleistocene until now.

Now, it's changed and they have the Hockey Stick shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

348 May have been buried in a shallow grave for several years, and fluids would have permeated the soil to some depth. Then perp exhumed the body, and moved it to some place he felt was less at risk of discovery?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

**********

Possible, but not likely, given the overall setting. More likely either buried via backhoe immediately, or kept temporarily above ground for at most a couple of weeks before being relocated off-site. This guy was on the run.

Yes, decomposition happens quickly. but surface decomposition lingering for nearly two decades just doesn'y ring true.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:53 AM (I0N4X)

349 (sock off, dammit)

There are some Norse dairy farms in Greenland that have just begun emerging from the ice in recent years.

Naturally, this is cited as evidence for global warming, but what they never seem to stress is that in order for there to have been dairy farms there in the first place, Greenland must've been a helluva lot warmer than it is now -- and not millions of years ago, either. In the Viking Age, just a blink of an eye in geologic time. Cows don't graze on glaciers very well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 12:53 AM (qlLNh)

350 Good EARLY morning to all!
I am awake posting now because I have drainage and I am ricocheting between fever and chills. A little Moron prayers would be appreciated. Good night 😴

Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 12:53 AM (3TlS+)

351 Polls are wrong

Save me tmj

Ohio will be Republican. Trust me bro defending rapists is cool.

lol

Sad!

Posted by: AOS Cope at October 23, 2026 12:54 AM (O3eDY)

352 Any indications the body may have been burned first? That'll leave less of most everything.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:50 AM (l3cgK)

You'd have to ask Muldoon. I am presuming not burned. Cadaver dogs fixed on a particular site; it was excavated, and no body found. Just speculating that a temporary (several years or more) burial could result in decomposition fluids permeating a large volume of soil, detectable by dogs even a decade later.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 12:56 AM (3Lqao)

353 347
Damn, I was just looking on wiki at the Holocene Climate Optimum page. The Warmunists have edited that greatly in just the past few months. They used to have decent graph showing the temp data from just before the Younger Dryas at the end of the Pleistocene until now.

Now, it's changed and they have the Hockey Stick shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

So 1984...
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past."--George Orwell

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:56 AM (l3cgK)

354
This is what the Late Pleistocene through Younger Dryas to Holocene looks like:
https://t.ly/OF6bo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

355 354
This is what the Late Pleistocene through Younger Dryas to Holocene looks like:
https://t.ly/OF6bo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

There is not doubt historically, that higher CO2 and temps (higher than today) are in general better for plants and creatures on the planet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 12:58 AM (l3cgK)

356 Scent migration is a real thing. An underground corpse can produce scent molecules that travel with underground water for surprisingly long distances before rising to the surface. Even several hundred feet...

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:58 AM (I0N4X)

357 Cows don't graze on glaciers very well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 12:53 AM (qlLNh)

They are too stupid to stay out of the crevasses. Really, much to much work for any dairy farmer long term.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:01 AM (TAafI)

358 Possible, but not likely, given the overall setting. More likely either buried via backhoe immediately, or kept temporarily above ground for at most a couple of weeks before being relocated off-site. This guy was on the run.

Yes, decomposition happens quickly. but surface decomposition lingering for nearly two decades just doesn'y ring true.
Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:53 AM (I0N4X)

If a grave were dug by backhoe, and then re-dug later to remove the body, wouldn't there be evidence of disturbed soil? What if body were simply laid on the ground, and a backhoe used to place a wrecked car (minus wheels) on top of it? Body would decay rapidly, but out of sight to casual wanderers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 01:01 AM (3Lqao)

359 357 Cows don't graze on glaciers very well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 12:53 AM (qlLNh)

They are too stupid to stay out of the crevasses. Really, much to much work for any dairy farmer long term.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:01 AM (TAafI)

:: Queue the vid of the farmer cursing the cattle that keep getting into their water :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:03 AM (l3cgK)

360 354
This is what the Late Pleistocene through Younger Dryas to Holocene looks like:
https://t.ly/OF6bo
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

Brrrr. No thanks. I would be thrilled with about 5 degrees more heat in my summers here, although I like them well enough now. But I could grow so many other things that just don't make it in the light conditions with low heat. So, greenhouse it is for those items.

I keep imagining a field of lavender. But I can only get it to really flower in the greenhouse. Same with tomatoes, and cukes, and peppers. And corn, but I don't waste space in the hothouse for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:04 AM (TAafI)

361 ust speculating that a temporary (several years or more) burial could result in decomposition fluids permeating a large volume of soil, detectable by dogs even a decade later.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

***********

Exactly. That is the question. The dogs definitely reacted to something. The lack of remains at that specific site means one of two things. Either the scent molecules were deposited 18 years ago and the body was then moved, or the body is underground, at some distance from where the dogs reacted. That is the goal of the current effort is answering scenario #2. The dogs don't lie.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 01:05 AM (I0N4X)

362 56 senate seats possible

GOP cooked

Poor maga

lol

Sad!

Posted by: AOS Cope at October 23, 2026 01:06 AM (O3eDY)

363 We have such low quality trolls. Sad!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:07 AM (l3cgK)

364 I LUST FOR TJM!!! WHY WON'T HE LOVE ME!!!

Posted by: Sad Cope at October 23, 2026 01:09 AM (s1NDj)

365 Oh dear, the Ds are gonna win... guess I shouldn't even bother voting because it's hopeless!

/s

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

366 364 I LUST FOR TJM!!! WHY WON'T HE LOVE ME!!!

Posted by: Sad Cope at October 23, 2026 01:09 AM (s1NDj)

Not the three-some TJM talked about...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:11 AM (l3cgK)

367 Does anybody else smell that? Did anyone remember to bring the Lysol?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 01:12 AM (TAafI)

368 It's late. I'm tired. When I get the actual results, I'll let you know.

Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 01:14 AM (I0N4X)

369 It's late. I'm tired. When I get the actual results, I'll let you know.
Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 01:14 AM (I0N4X)

Nite, Muldoon. I hope you get closure on this soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 01:16 AM (3Lqao)

370
The main short-term driver of climate on this Erf is the dreaded Milankovitch cycles. And by short term, I mean tens of thousands to hundreds of thousand year periods.

The Erf's orbit is not dead constant, but does a constant little dance of wig-woggling to the complex perturbations of N-body dynamics, and tidal field interactions. The three components are obliquity (Erf's axial tilt), eccentricity (how much it deviates from circular) and precession (how perihelion walks around the seasons.

And then longer term processes and cycle modulate on top of that. Some of them may even be Galactic, following the Sun's complex bobbing and weaving path above and below the galactic plane as it circles around the center.

And geologic process, plate tectonics and the continental configurations vs oceans play a big part of that long term behavior as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

371 That TACO/Puttin' on the Ritz is the censured version: Every time you see that wierd blue 'lighting' is where they cut out a scene with blackface.
According to a fan who timed the original, the blackface appears at these timestamps:
0:40 – 0:43
1:38 – 1:42
1:48 – 2:55 (the tap-dance section)
The most prominent moment is during the "super duper" lyric, where two showgirls in blackface pop up to mouth the words. In the censored cut, that's replaced with a still photo of Gary Cooper. The tap-dance section originally had Taco dancing alongside dancers in blackface for roughly a full minute. One scene with three pairs (all three men in blackface) was removed entirely since it couldn't be cropped out.

The uncensored original is available on the Internet Archive here: https://archive.org/details/taco-ritz-uncensored


Posted by: docweasel at October 23, 2026 01:23 AM (NOfvf)

372 What really puts the lie to global warming "theory" is that the warm-mongers have to lie about the past in order to make their models "fit".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 01:30 AM (3Lqao)

373 And geologic process, plate tectonics and the continental configurations vs oceans play a big part of that long term behavior as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

During Pangaea, there was a desert located at the center of the land mass. Over time, places have been oceans, islands, mountains, deserts...same place, different environs, many epochs. Who knows for certain about the other times there were supercontinents (Rodinia, etc)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:32 AM (l3cgK)

374
You'll see that Late Pleistocene to Holocene transition was a humdinger of "climate change". And it shows how Erf's climate can turn on a time. The Younger Dryas was a major event (for the Northern Hemisphere), with the collapse of the ice sheets, sea level rises, and the megafauna extinctions. The YD Impact Hypothesis is something that fascinates me.

That was truly Biblical scale "climate change". And humans obviously had fuck-all to do with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:34 AM (w6EFb)

375 372 What really puts the lie to global warming "theory" is that the warm-mongers have to lie about the past in order to make their models "fit".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 01:30 AM (3Lqao)

And then, given a few decades, those models no longer work.
Honestly, the theory is there should be a roughly fixed amount of warming for every doubling of CO2...we've gotten close to that point by nearing 500 ppm, and the temp rise isn't anything more than a degree C or so, max (with the BS measurements extrapolated from stations in heat islands)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:36 AM (l3cgK)

376 That was truly Biblical scale "climate change". And humans obviously had fuck-all to do with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:34 AM (w6EFb)

Damn megafauna and all their global warming emissions! They got what they deserved!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:37 AM (l3cgK)

377 >>Damn megafauna and all their global warming emissions! They got what they deserved!
-------

Yeah! All those Trex farts...

Posted by: JQ at October 23, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm)

378 Well, it is getting late, and I am sleepy. Going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 01:40 AM (3Lqao)

379 It's a beautiful day-at-ay-ay
It's a beautiful day-ay!
Posted by: muldoon at October 23, 2026 12:28 AM (I0N4X)

Reminded me of:

https://tinyurl.com/mpntp7tm


And i ask you now whats a fella to do?
'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 01:41 AM (qlLNh)

380
A funny thing happened about a million years ago in the mid-Pleistocene. During the Miocene to Pliocene the earth underwent a transition for "hothouse" to "icehouse". That basically means a state without polar ice caps to a state with ice caps. Yep, way back then, Antarctica, right there at the pole had a quite temperature climate. Dinosaurs and all. Plants and animals adapting to a polar day night type wide daylight swings. Absolutely fascinating.

As the ice age cycles started, for the longest time it wa driven by the ~41,000 year obliquity cycle. The Erf's axial tile varies between 22.1 and 24.5 degrees. Tilt less, ice builds at poles. Tilt gets greater, poles lean into the sun more and ice melts at each pole.

But about 1 million years ago, that changed. The ice age cycles shifted to tracking the eccentricity cycle, which has 100,000 and 400K year major periods.

It was something of mystery, and I don't know if they've decided on the mechanism yet or not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

381 Lake Missoula, formed by periodic ice dams, had around half the volume of Lake Michigan.

It filled and then cataclysmically drained something like 40 times at the end of the last Ice Age.

Now, *there's* some "climate change" fo' you' ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 01:45 AM (qlLNh)

382 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

Dinos were at a different point in Antarctica than the Pleistocene...more like the Cretaceous. Antarctica has had several warm cycles, warm enough for flora.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:47 AM (l3cgK)

383 the causation of events like iceball Earf are not known, but the consensus is that once it got to a certain point, all the reflectivity of the ice caused a feedback that caused more glacier and ice build-up until the entire planet was iced over...Scientists are also not sure what caused that to end. All before the Carboniferous, if I recall correctly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:50 AM (l3cgK)

384 381 Lake Missoula, formed by periodic ice dams, had around half the volume of Lake Michigan.

It filled and then cataclysmically drained something like 40 times at the end of the last Ice Age.

Now, *there's* some "climate change" fo' you' ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 23, 2026 01:45 AM (qlLNh)

Indeed. The damage caused when that lake finally gave way are breath-taking and visible today. Huge hole created by boulders swept into restricted areas swirling into whirlpools, drilling those holes. Amazing geology.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 01:52 AM (l3cgK)

385
They used to think Snowball Earth was impossible, because it seemed if that happened, there was no way to break out it. So, since we're here now, it couldn't have happened.

But then, they discovered some mechanisms for it to break out, and they think they were a couple or so of those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:55 AM (w6EFb)

386
Antarctica was last completely ice free about 34 million years ago. That was the Eocene Oligocene boundary, and not during the Miocene. I get my cenes mixed up sometimes. I'm but a very young paleologist. Very tender indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:57 AM (w6EFb)

387 Trump 32% approve

Fake fake fake

Unskewwwwwwww

Soothe me tmj

lol

Sad!

Posted by: AOS Cope at October 23, 2026 01:58 AM (O3eDY)

388
Looking it up, the last probable Snowball earth state was 636 million years ago, before the Cambrian and the explosion of life.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:59 AM (w6EFb)

389 385
They used to think Snowball Earth was impossible, because it seemed if that happened, there was no way to break out it. So, since we're here now, it couldn't have happened.

But then, they discovered some mechanisms for it to break out, and they think they were a couple or so of those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:55 AM (w6EFb)

Such as massive volcanic eruptions coating the ice with ash. Then again, the sufuric acid that results lowers temp. Gotta have one dominate over the other.
Our situation today is pretty good. Ocean currents, like the Atlantic meridional overturning circulation (AMOC), move warm water to cooler latitudes and cool water to warmer latitudes, which is the only reason the UK isn't frozen like Greenland.
Most people don't realize that Rome and New York are close to the same Latitude, and the UK is well north of this.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:03 AM (l3cgK)

390 388
Looking it up, the last probable Snowball earth state was 636 million years ago, before the Cambrian and the explosion of life.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:59 AM (w6EFb)

But may hide an earlier explosion that was wiped out by Snowball Earf. We only know what we know from existing fossils in the record, and soft critters often don't fossilize so well, and certain strata have been nearly completely recycled into the upper mantle, erasing fossil traces.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:05 AM (l3cgK)

391 Oldest known fossils are of stromatolites (sp?) somewhere on the order of 3.5 billion years old. Basically bacterial mats, IIRC.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:07 AM (l3cgK)

392 I'm but a very young paleologist. Very tender indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 01:57 AM (w6EFb)

I'd say, geologically, you are about 29 or so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:08 AM (TAafI)

393 I'm no paleologist; I'm just a mere amateur that's done some reading.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:10 AM (l3cgK)

394 Most people don't realize that Rome and New York are close to the same Latitude, and the UK is well north of this.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:03 AM (l3cgK)

I think very few people realize that under the English Channel and the North Sea there are signs of human habitation, during the ice ages, including settlements. All sorts of weird stuff all over the place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:10 AM (TAafI)

395 Same for geology. My formal education was electrical engineering.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:11 AM (l3cgK)

396
Paleontology. Please forget I typed "paleology".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:11 AM (w6EFb)

397 395 Same for geology. My formal education was electrical engineering.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:11 AM (l3cgK)

I am just a silly architect, but I read Scientific American and NatGeo growing up when those were both... science. Curiosity and all that jazz. Formal education is the least of what I need in life.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:12 AM (TAafI)

398 394 Most people don't realize that Rome and New York are close to the same Latitude, and the UK is well north of this.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:03 AM (l3cgK)

I think very few people realize that under the English Channel and the North Sea there are signs of human habitation, during the ice ages, including settlements. All sorts of weird stuff all over the place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:10 AM (TAafI)

Doggerland. Back during the Ice Age, there was no channel, and the area was full of flora and fauna and humans. From time-to-time fishermen bring up stuff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:12 AM (l3cgK)

399
I just stepped outside to take a leak, and noticed Sirius, the Alpha Big Dog is twinkling like a mofo, and relatively high in altitude. Looks of greens and red.

Seriously, when Sirius gets to twinkling like this, it spawns UFO reports.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

400 Doggerland. Back during the Ice Age, there was no channel, and the area was full of flora and fauna and humans. From time-to-time fishermen bring up stuff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:12 AM (l3cgK)

Well, humans and/or Neandertals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:13 AM (l3cgK)

401 >>so I had to explain to them, slowly and carefully,
--

when uncle had to do things like that he would open his pocket knife and set it on the desk - he usually got his point across
_uncle redneck was a Czech.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:13 AM (51ygH)

402 399
I just stepped outside to take a leak, and noticed Sirius, the Alpha Big Dog is twinkling like a mofo, and relatively high in altitude. Looks of greens and red.

Seriously, when Sirius gets to twinkling like this, it spawns UFO reports.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

Favorite story I heard was during the Vietnam war, someone thought the planet Venus was an enemy plane and AA was ordered to shoot at it. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:14 AM (l3cgK)

403 Between now and the time I was away making a sandwich (where's my robot?) my ip was banned.
Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:14 AM (51ygH)

404 399
I just stepped outside to take a leak, and noticed Sirius, the Alpha Big Dog is twinkling like a mofo, and relatively high in altitude. Looks of greens and red.

Seriously, when Sirius gets to twinkling like this, it spawns UFO reports.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

Most of the time when we see the Northern Lights, it is because DH went out on the back porch to pee and alerts me to the lights. I love to hear them crackle. I was deathly afraid of them when I was a little kid--thought the world was probably ending. Can you imagine what the Neanderthals made of them?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:15 AM (TAafI)

405 397 395 Same for geology. My formal education was electrical engineering.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:11 AM (l3cgK)

I am just a silly architect, but I read Scientific American and NatGeo growing up when those were both... science. Curiosity and all that jazz. Formal education is the least of what I need in life.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:12 AM (TAafI)

I used to get both...not I get neither. When Sci Am decided to get all political, I had enough and canceled my subscription...I don't even remember how many years ago that was.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:16 AM (l3cgK)

406 Favorite story I heard was during the Vietnam war, someone thought the planet Venus was an enemy plane and AA was ordered to shoot at it. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:14 AM (l3cgK)

So, did they hit it?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:16 AM (TAafI)

407 Most of the time when we see the Northern Lights, it is because DH went out on the back porch to pee and alerts me to the lights. I love to hear them crackle. I was deathly afraid of them when I was a little kid--thought the world was probably ending. Can you imagine what the Neanderthals made of them?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:15 AM (TAafI)

I've never experienced them...I didn't even know they made sound! Lived in SoCal my entire life.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:17 AM (l3cgK)

408 406 Favorite story I heard was during the Vietnam war, someone thought the planet Venus was an enemy plane and AA was ordered to shoot at it. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:14 AM (l3cgK)

So, did they hit it?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:16 AM (TAafI)

Like the asian gal in this commercial...
"Oh, you almost had it!"
https://youtu.be/KaFkAFP_JRI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:19 AM (l3cgK)

409
Believe it or not, there is a good evidence that Erf had a ring system about 466 million years ago, during the Ordovician.

The climate effects of a ring system are fascinating, and it may have led to some glacial periods back then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:20 AM (w6EFb)

410 I've never experienced them...I didn't even know they made sound! Lived in SoCal my entire life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:17 AM (l3cgK)

In the hotels in Fairbanks and at Denali, you can leave a wake up call if the Northern Lights come up while you are sleeping. The best place to watch them is at Chena Hot Springs, in the dead of winter, where the water is hot tub hot, pure and natural, and your hair is frozen, and it's so quiet you can hear the crackles. But they aren't out all of the time, so it is sort of hit or miss.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:20 AM (TAafI)

411
Venus-Jupiter conjunctions are notorious for spiking UFO reports. Take your average person that never looks at the sky, and has no idea what's up there. He happens to look up and see two very bright objects close together that he's never seen before. It freaks him out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

412 >>Damn, I was just looking on wiki at the Holocene Climate Optimum page. The Warmunists have edited that greatly in just the past few months. They used to have decent graph showing the temp data from just before the Younger Dryas at the end of the Pleistocene until now.

Now, it's changed and they have the Hockey Stick shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally
---

Used to save items of interest, much of it links, they are all dead.
If you see something of value that you want, save the whole thing.
Just buy another external HD.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:22 AM (51ygH)

413 So, did they hit it?
Posted by: tcn in AK


ACK-ACK AAACK AACK AACK AACK AACK~!

Posted by: Martian at October 23, 2026 02:23 AM (nEUC6)

414 411
Venus-Jupiter conjunctions are notorious for spiking UFO reports. Take your average person that never looks at the sky, and has no idea what's up there. He happens to look up and see two very bright objects close together that he's never seen before. It freaks him out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

And as you drive your car, it moves with you! The Horror!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:25 AM (l3cgK)

415 My other interest is history, particularly Medieval history. I have a minor in Medieval Art History, which led me to the Church. Beauty, history, Western Civ, all that stuff. Once you see it all arrayed, it makes absolute sense of life, love, and happiness. Plus, Medieval history is messy and human, and we keep on reliving it, over and over, in bizarre ways. Just read a good biography of Elinor of Aquitaine, particularly her various offspring and her machinations, and her spine of steel, and then maybe some Alfred the Great, a bit of Charlemagne, maybe some Hildegarde of Bingen. People we can never really understand because we are incapable of thinking like a Medieval person, but the glimpses of humanity are positively amazing, and sometimes breath-taking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:25 AM (TAafI)

416 413 So, did they hit it?
Posted by: tcn in AK

ACK-ACK AAACK AACK AACK AACK AACK~!
Posted by: Martian at October 23, 2026 02:23 AM (nEUC6)

At least it wasn't the discombobulator. That could have ended us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:27 AM (TAafI)

417 Welp, gotta collect DH tomorrow when they let him loose from the hospital, so I guess I should sleep. Don't break anything while I'm gone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 02:28 AM (TAafI)

418 >> And as you drive your car, it moves with you!

Yes, "The Moon is following me!" effect. I remember being surprised that I had to explain that to a grown ass man, who I thought should have known that.

A child, yes, but a grown man?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:30 AM (w6EFb)

419 I always enjoy seeing Orion come round again. He feels like an old friend to me; one of the first constellations I took note of and would look for when I was young. now I see him and think “oh good you’re back! How you been?”

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:33 AM (jTKPp)

420 419 I always enjoy seeing Orion come round again. He feels like an old friend to me; one of the first constellations I took note of and would look for when I was young. now I see him and think “oh good you’re back! How you been?”

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:33 AM (jTKPp)

I live in the city, but I can still see Cassiopeia, Orion, Taurus, the Dippers...
Well, that's mostly what I know...Oh, the Pleiades...
Lots of stars I can't see. Took the family out to the mountains one fine moonless evening to look at the Milky Way; that was cool, but older son started to get freaked out by the forest nearby, so we left early. Well, he was only about 8 years old at the time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:37 AM (l3cgK)

421 >> I always enjoy seeing Orion come round again

The ancient Egyptians were big on Orion(Osiris) as well. Also Sirius.

I had to go out and look again. Orion is pretty high. And the Aldebaran higher still. Aldebaran and Betelgeuse make some nice red beacons in the sky. Mars is up as well, with Jupiter just rising here. As the season advances and Mars rises earlier, we'll have three nice bright red dots in the night sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)

422 Lovely picture up top. Thanks, Doof. And for all your work in doing the ONT. Growing ball of fluff ( kitten) threw himself against the door and woke me up. I should have put him downstairs and shut the door.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:46 AM (JrHfD)

423 Took the family out to the mountains one fine moonless evening to look at the Milky Way; that was cool, but older son started to get freaked out by the forest nearby, so we left early. Well, he was only about 8 years old at the time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:37 AM (l3cgK)

Long time ago some comet was visible but dim and I talked my wife into driving out into the country with me where we could see it. So we did, and pulled into some deserted farm road and yeah there it was just over the horizon. Then as the silence settled on us we both became aware that there was a very large bush / small tree about 20 yards from us, and I swear it sounded like Darth Vader was hiding in that bush. Neither of us wanted to act scared so we tried to take no notice and to tell ourselves “well it’s most likely some cow, nothing more”

So instead after planning this for awhile and looking forward to it, we were there maybe 2 minutes and looked at each other and said “you good? Ok let’s go home!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 02:49 AM (jTKPp)

424 Weather now has nothing to do with the undersea volcanic activity warming the Pacific putting more water vapor in the atmosphere.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 02:53 AM (51ygH)

425 421 >> I always enjoy seeing Orion come round again

The ancient Egyptians were big on Orion(Osiris) as well. Also Sirius.

...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)

Yes, the Egyptians were quite serious about Sirius, apparently aligning their pyramids accordingly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 02:54 AM (l3cgK)

426 You have al encouraged me to go out now and look at the stars. No, we don't have nearly as many as out in the lovely hinterlands, but we do have them, and beautiful leaves changing and glorious sunrises and sunsets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:54 AM (JrHfD)

427 426 You have al encouraged me to go out now and look at the stars. No, we don't have nearly as many as out in the lovely hinterlands, but we do have them, and beautiful leaves changing and glorious sunrises and sunsets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 02:54 AM (JrHfD)

Pslams 19:1: ...The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handywork.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:03 AM (l3cgK)

428 Yes, the Egyptians were quite serious about Sirius, apparently aligning their pyramids accordingly.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Throw a handful of stones on to the ground. They will align with a constellation. I am a magician and/or an alien.

Posted by: Martian at October 23, 2026 03:03 AM (nEUC6)

429 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:03 AM (l3cgK)

Amen! Thanks, Jim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:04 AM (JrHfD)

430 Jim,

I encourage you to download Stellarium, desktop version. Download and load up JPL's high precision ephemerides (DE 430/431 and/or 440/441) to do some very accurate "paleoastronomy".

Wind the clock back to oh, the onset of the Younger Dryas around 10,500 BC give or take. Now, note the position of the equinox. You'll note the positions of things have changed quite a bit due to precession.

Now set your location to Giza, and look south right at the rising of the equinox....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:04 AM (w6EFb)

431 Yes, "The Moon is following me!" effect. I remember being surprised that I had to explain that to a grown ass man, who I thought should have known that.

A child, yes, but a grown man?
Posted by: publius,
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I remember riding in a car and being amazed at how, no matter how fast it went, the moon kept up. I must have been 5 or 6. But everyone always talked about "The Man in the Moon", but I never saw it until I was in high school. I always saw the "Winged Victory of Samothrace". I must have seen a picture of that statue when I was very young that made a real.impression.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 23, 2026 03:05 AM (z4VKm)

432 I'm going to try to sleep now. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:07 AM (l3cgK)

433 I remember riding in a car and being amazed at how, no matter how fast it went, the moon kept up. I must have been 5 or 6. But everyone always talked about "The Man in the Moon", but I never saw it until I was in high school. I always saw the "Winged Victory of Samothrace". I must have seen a picture of that statue when I was very young that made a real.impression.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 23, 2026 03:05 AM (z4VKm)

Only as an adult could I see the Man on the Moon...and the rabbit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:08 AM (l3cgK)

434 The man arrested for DECAPITATING the Iwo Jima statue is an ILLEGAL ALIEN from Mexico, per Fox's @Bill Melugin

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 03:35 AM (51ygH)

435 Ministry of Foreign Affairs 🇵🇱@PolandMFA

We want to make our Ukrainian friends aware that the kind of patriotism or nationalism represented by the UPA – that is, the desire to create an ethnically pure country, without minorities, without Jews, without Poles, without Czechs, without Roma – is unacceptable in modern Europe. And by espousing such an ideology, one cannot join the European Union.

- Deputy Prime Minister and Minister for Foreign Affairs @Radosław

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 23, 2026 03:47 AM (51ygH)

436 I'm up and moving

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:53 AM (Ia/+0)

437 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2026 04:00 AM (odBC9)

438
Good damned evening, all.

I'm all wound up from a viewing of Everything You Can See (the Elizabeth Holmes movie) which I didn't know much about before I went to see it because I didn't want to learn about any of these famous spoilers.

Well, it turns out that about half the movie has Amanda Seyfried, who played Elizabeth Holmes in an absolutely awful biopic, and Elizabeth's husband Billy brought up the fact that Amanda had been dragged on the internet for what she'd said about Charlie Kirk.

FUCK. I'd forgotten about that -- there were so many trash people revealing themselves at the time. I looked it up on AI just now.

“He was hateful.”

“You can’t invite violence to the dinner table and be shocked when it starts eating.”

Billy reveals that he supported Charlie and the audience yelled in shock as if he'd said Heil Hitler. I was seething for the rest of the movie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:02 AM (mmrXZ)

439 Old Bay ruins food. HEB is the greatest thing in Texas.

Posted by: Joefrombako at October 23, 2026 10:41 AM (Bf5aC)

440 KC bbq overrated? F U to hades...
Now memphis is overrated, and a *^*(hole to boot.

Posted by: JohnJay2 at October 23, 2026 12:38 PM (lXFfs)

441 Hello mates, nice parragraph and nice uring commented
here, I am in fwct enjoying by these. xnxx

Posted by: Tammi at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (TaY2I)

Nürburgring Cafe


monochrometrainstation.jpg

Jccabral.eth
@JooBernardoCor1

An orphaned baby rhino wears his protective blanket and is led around for a jog.

The very moment a lake begins icing over.
A mom gets the call that after sixteen days, her son has awoken from his coma.

Giant bamboo and I do mean giant.

Awesome Lego train.

Here's a weird hobby: "Stealth camping." You camp on public land in the middle of towns or even cities. But the trick is, you want to camp somewhere in plain sight, and yet hidden from casual viewers. This guy built a fake electrical junction box and placed it overnight on strip of grass in town and then "stealth camped" inside it for 36 hours.

It doesn't look like much fun. I think you're just supposed to enjoy the feeling, "Oh boy, I'm not supposed to be here but I totally am!" But you're stuck in a 2 x 2 x 3 box with a bedpan and an iPad.

Belugas are the most romantic of all cetaceans.

Birds being clowns and goofs.

Not a great site for playing baseball. Or soccer. Or most sports with a ball.

Nope.

A cheetah introduces her cheetlings.

The Nürburgring is a mountain race course in Northern Germany. It's sometimes called "The Green Hell."


Racing circuits are typically covered with smooth road surfaces; however, due to issues with paving technologies when the surface was first laid in 1927, the surface of the Nrüburgring is almost entirely uneven. It is enough to make drivers wonder whether any part of the circuit is flat at all. In addition, there is reduced traction due to dust, the course is narrow, and escape zones are rare.

Given that cars take off at some points, and that there are a number of blind, high-speed corners, it is perhaps more accurate to describe the Nordschleife as a one-way mountain pass than a circuit.

For the above reasons, the Nürburgring is said to be a living course that condenses all the world's roads into a single circuit, and is famed as one of the world's hardest courses.

Here are some wipe-outs from the 70s. Not too violent. Mostly just cars flipping over while trying to make a sharp turn.




This is gonna be a nope from me, dawg.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:14 PM




Comments

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1 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

2 Guy in Austin who shot menacing mob member during the National Racist Festival of 2020 is acquitted, on second go-around.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:17 PM (U/Byj)

3 The Bee; Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

lol

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 07:18 PM (5GJQt)

4 Ashley is stealth camping in my shower tonight!

Posted by: Delaware's Own at October 22, 2026 07:18 PM (EdP2u)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Love the K-9 hiphop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX)

7 @2 rhomboid-that’s great news!

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (5GJQt)

8 Just saw this YouTube short video, 3 guys walking into heaven
https://tinyurl.com/45d7fbj7

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

9 2 Guy in Austin who shot menacing mob member during the National Racist Festival of 2020 is acquitted, on second go-around.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:17 PM (U/Byj)

He was on trial again? I thought he got a pardon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (/OKHJ)

10 Top picture is good, I like B&W photos

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

11 JROD, it is. Think this case and Rittenhouse were the two most prominent self-defense cases to arise from the indelible national disgrace and degradation of 2020.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:22 PM (U/Byj)

12 Dunno the legal mechanics of the Austin case. Report I said acquitted by a jury.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:23 PM (U/Byj)

13 Can't imagine building that castle in Portugal

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Report I saw, duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:23 PM (U/Byj)

15 Not even ropes and ladders can prevent loss of life.
======

Really really such a shame.

Do you have life insurance?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

16 Thinking that even if there's a reef further out there in Nazare that makes those monster waves ride-able, nah. Even for a supported tow-in.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:24 PM (U/Byj)

17 >>A mom gets the call that after sixteen days, her son has awoken from his coma.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

18 Here's a weird hobby: "Stealth camping." You camp on public land in the middle of towns or even cities. But the trick is, you want to camp somewhere in plain sight, and yet hidden from casual viewers. This guy built a fake electrical junction box and placed it overnight on strip of grass in town and then "stealth camped" inside it for 36 hours.
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How else do you stalk hobos?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D)

19 What crap is that ladder. They could have had every climber bring up a bit at a time and make a decent structure there any time in the last 50 years. Lazy idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:28 PM (uhVAy)

20 How else do you stalk hobos?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D)

you trap them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

21 Don't see any red and black falcons.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:30 PM (Dd7BU)

22 >>Thinking that even if there's a reef further out there in Nazare that makes those monster waves ride-able, nah. Even for a supported tow-in.

Here you go rhomboid.

https://tinyurl.com/yabmxp3v

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

23 That castle looks like Chateau d'If. Any chance the Count of Monte Cristo is still there?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2026 07:32 PM (vBZcw)

24 Also the Bee

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)

25 The Nürburgring

*Disgusted scoffing*

Posted by: James May at October 22, 2026 07:33 PM (vJrRc)

26 @24. She's still lying? They don't know when to stop do they?
Kick her ass out of here already!

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:37 PM (Dd7BU)

27 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs

Posted by: AK Viking at October 22, 2026 07:38 PM (d+fm6)

28 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs
Posted by: AK Viking at October 22, 2026 07:38 PM (d+fm6)
====

b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)

29 How else do you stalk hobos?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM


Hunting over bait isn't sporting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

30 Also the Bee

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
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I'm surprised she hasn't claimed that she's descended from Egyptian pharaohs and she's just practicing her cultural heritage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:41 PM (FZ29D)

31 We'd love another weekend off, with no mephitically-forced overtime, Jefe!

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at October 22, 2026 07:42 PM (7Hnxu)

32 JackStraw thanks. Yeah, like I said. Incredible. The key to surfing these monster waves is not as much surfing skill, as a plan to exit towards the shoulder. And unbelievable guts.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:42 PM (U/Byj)

33 @30. Were pharaohs habitual liars too?

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)

34 I, for one, am enjoying the person known as Ilhan Omar twist in the wind. In the end, this will be epic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

35 Willowed: My favorite though are the telepathic cat partners of the human telepaths who guard the ships in deep space travel from the Rats/Dragons in The Game of Rat and Dragon. One of the great short stories of all time. The cats go out in little craft steered by the humans and swat the controls that send light bombs to kill them because only they are fast enough to do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026


***
Yes -- one of the finest short stories, SF or not, ever written. And I say that not because I am a cat person, but because of the story's imagination and careful revelation, bit by bit, of the main surprise.

And because I am a cat person.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 07:45 PM (wzUl9)

36 JackStraw thanks. Yeah, like I said. Incredible. The key to surfing these monster waves is not as much surfing skill, as a plan to exit towards the shoulder. And unbelievable guts.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:42 PM


An anthem to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygq0kn7ed7s

(with an bikinied appearance by Barbara Eden)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

37 25 The Nürburgring

*Disgusted scoffing*

Posted by: James May at October 22, 2026 07:33 PM
***
Well played.

Posted by: TRex- dino stig at October 22, 2026 07:46 PM (XfIK1)

38 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs
Posted by: AK Viking

Glad to hear. Surf's up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 07:47 PM (6vuXd)

39 There's a break in Newport Beach called The Wedge where storm waves will break into very shallow water. There was an "event" this past June I think (depends on weather and waves). At least one local hospital preps for serious injuries in their emergency and orthopedic depts. when these conditions occur, I'm told. Hardest of hard passes, thanks.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:48 PM (U/Byj)

40 >>>Here are some wipe-outs from the 70s.

Sounds like Primus playing in the background.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)

41 Sounds like Primus playing in the background.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:48 PM


* perks up *

Posted by: Winona at October 22, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

42 @30. Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)
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Well they claimed they were gods, so yes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

43 "How else do you stalk hobos?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

It's like an urban deer blind. It's illegal to bait them with Val-u-rite though.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

44 >>>The Khumbu Icefall lies at 5,486 m on the Nepali slopes of Mount Everest and is considered one of the most dangerous stages of the South Col route to summit

As someone somewhere once said, Fuck that shit!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)

45 One great aspect of peak SoCal golden age was surf film directors touring and playing their movies in high school gyms/auditoriums. Including the top ones like Bruce Brown. In fact that was the main "venue" for most surf films at the time. I was just a bit young for it, though did go to a few Friday night films in junior high. Such a fantastic time and place to be young.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (U/Byj)

46 Everyone Belongs to Everyone Else

So no thrill sports allowed.

Posted by: Nanny State because we care at October 22, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

47 It's like an urban deer blind. It's illegal to bait them with Val-u-rite though.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)
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There's an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where Mac and Dennis decide to hunt Rickety Cricket (a hobo associate of theirs). They set up a cardboard blind just for that purpose. And they dress in camo, which looks odd in an urban setting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

48 Sugar Rice Krrrrinkles!
youtu.be/0DCsOO96fH0

Posted by: they float! at October 22, 2026 07:57 PM (88C+u)

49 The Ring challenges a car and driver in ways a nice smooth 2-3 mile racetrack does not. Slammed Hondas would skitter off left and right.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi)

50 Mavericks was pretty big yesterday. This summer has had unusually good surf. Big waves this early at Mavericks can’t imagine what this winter especially January and February are going to look like.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:01 PM (5GJQt)

51 Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)

They were famous for it.
Like Rameses II "Ozymandias" boasting how he KiCKEd AsS against the Hittites when in fact he ran away like a bitch and barely saved his own army.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 08:01 PM (88C+u)

52 Yello: The Race

https://tinyurl.com/re9ky67a

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

53 The Nurburgring is awesome... after a number of laps over a few years, was somewhat comfortable in under 10 minutes.

But you better stay focused. I was behind a 911 that drifted up in the carousel...

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 08:03 PM (pfXMo)

54
See the Daily Mail. Apparently Meggie Sparkle Markle's father is under investigation for kiddie porn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

55 Apparently Meggie Sparkle Markle's father is under investigation for kiddie porn.
Posted by: publius

"Hurt people hurt people", again

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 08:04 PM (88C+u)

56 @45 rhomboid- in the Reno/Tahoe area it was always a Warren Miller film at the Pioneer Theater in Reno that kicked off ski/snowboard season. Miss it.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:04 PM (5GJQt)

57 Slammed Hondas would skitter off left and right."

Indeed. The 'ring requires a decently compliant suspension.

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 08:05 PM (pfXMo)

58 "Yello: The Race

https://tinyurl.com/re9ky67a
Posted by: NaCly Dog"

Wow. I had that CD and it disappeared long long ago. I never knew there was a video.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

59 JROD, yep. The indie (term didn't exist then I don't think) surf and ski movie sectors were linked and crossed over, logically enough. Great stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:07 PM (U/Byj)

60 Some vile Piece of Human Garbage of Undetermined Immigration Status vandalizes Iwo Jima memorial in Quantico, VA (not the monument across the river from DC) with sledgehammer.

Is there some limit to the amount of enrichment and color we can take?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:09 PM (U/Byj)

61 "Oh boy, I'm not supposed to be here but I totally am!"

-
It's like that joke where you set your clocks wrong, invite people over, and just laugh when they don't notice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)

62 MSNow and CNN are both having segments on the ad with Ohio Acton's mom. They are really Lindsey Graham butthurt.

President Trump - "If that ad was about my Mom, you'd love it."

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (Sco7b)

63 Wait. Belugas are crustaceans?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

64 Nurburgring. There are people right now doing battle over the Mustang GTD and Corvette ZR1. It’s a daily thing. It never stops. I miss the days when people just argued for fought to the death over 1/4 mile times. Now it’s Nurburgring times. A track 99% of people will never see or drive on and in cars most people will never own.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (5GJQt)

65 Nürburgring was where Nikki Lauda almost died. He missed a few races but came back and almost won the F1 championship anyway. James Hunt held on though. The movie 'Rush' is about that season and is very good, FYI. Nurburgring still holds races (24 Hours of Nurburgring notably) and you can drive it, if you want. They do allow it, as long as another event isn't going on. I think Porsche uses it as a test track (or maybe Mercedes).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (s1NDj)

66 An old, but definitive, list of surfing beaches:

Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestles
Australia's Narrabeen
Manhattan
Doheny Way
Haggerties and Swamis
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach LA
La Jolla
Wa'imea Bay

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

67 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

68 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! (checks watch) Beer O'clock! I believe I will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 08:14 PM (3Lqao)

69 ShoeOnHead had a great video about the Cornell 7 madness.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 08:16 PM (nCTkv)

70 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs
Posted by: AK Viking at October 22, 2026 07:38 PM (d+fm6)

Excellent news! We missed you folks last weekend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 08:16 PM (3Lqao)

71 *looks at top picture*

Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

Posted by: Wallace Breen at October 22, 2026 08:16 PM (n9eFH)

72 @nicksortor
·
1h
🚨 BREAKING: A Paris administrative court has OVERTURNED the ban on mass "demonstrations" in the streets, just in time for the weekend

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 08:17 PM (ZxPkt)

73 @60 They need to keep cameras on the monuments. They should know that by now. Let the asshole know what a sledgehammer upside the head feels like.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 08:19 PM (Dd7BU)

74 BREAKING: A Paris administrative court has OVERTURNED the ban on mass "demonstrations" in the streets, just in time for the weekend
Posted by: Don Black

Perhaps I can be of some assistance?

Posted by: a Corsican at October 22, 2026 08:19 PM (88C+u)

75 1h
🚨 BREAKING: A Paris administrative court has OVERTURNED the ban on mass "demonstrations" in the streets, just in time for the weekend
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 08:17 PM (ZxPkt)
---
Huh. France has Hawaiian judges too, apparently.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 08:19 PM (FZ29D)

76
The roasted potatoes I made for dinner were super-excellent, despite a few being overdone and slightly burnt. I, reluctantly, ate them to spare Her Majesty any distress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 08:20 PM (eRlcH)

77 Posted by: AK Viking 'Great news... now PT begins.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 08:20 PM (NnhvP)

78 There we go Rangers.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)

79 G-d be with you AK Viking. You'll be hunting mammoths again in notime

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 08:21 PM (88C+u)

80 Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case

They married their sisters!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 08:21 PM (NnhvP)

81 Duncanthrax, why, it's almost like that list of surf spots could be in a poem, or lyrics to a song. Hmmm.

Doheny's scratched off the list ever since they built a jetty as part of the Dana Point harbor (where Cicero keeps his yacht). Long ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

82 Paris when it sizzles

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:23 PM (Cqx++)

83 Sunday's game should be lit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:26 PM (6vuXd)

84 The French courts are just as stupid as ours. They must hate their country too.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 08:26 PM (Dd7BU)

85 La Jolla
Wa'imea Bay
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

Playa Gigantes in Nicaragua has a following, too. Not a surfer, but went there for a day, and the scenery was excellent. Went out fishing, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 08:27 PM (3Lqao)

86 Doheny's scratched off the list ever since they built a jetty as part of the Dana Point harbor (where Cicero keeps his yacht). Long ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:22 PM


Dang. It's been 30+ years since I've been to Dana Point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

87 Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case

Well they claimed they were gods, so yes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Just following Rule #1 of ghostbusting!

Posted by: mike-hotep at October 22, 2026 08:31 PM (VHUov)

88 Back in a very different world, Baja's surf breaks within short driving distance were just part of the selection. Tijuana was small and sleepy, now wait crossing the border, this was long before the cartels, worst you might encounter was to be pulled over for a "traffic violation" by federales, and you just "paid the fine" on the spot.

Kilometer 38's well known, there were others.

Stack of fresh hot corn tortillas for 50 cents, six pack of Tecate in steel cans for $2.50. A lost world.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:31 PM (U/Byj)

89 I wonder how Ilhan Omar's obvious lies will effect the Amy Acton's mom says she's a liar issue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:32 PM (ndZc7)

90 I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

91 Hi everyone! Happy cafe!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

92 >>@RapidResponse47
·
1m
.
>>@POTUS
: It was just revealed that Ilhan Omar’s name is not Ilhan Omar, the one she used to get elected.

>>Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, her real name, has openly admitted to FRAUD — and she will not be legally allowed to be a Member of this august body from this point forth!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (viF8m)

93 Some vile Piece of Human Garbage of Undetermined Immigration Status vandalizes Iwo Jima memorial in Quantico, VA (not the monument across the river from DC) with sledgehammer.


The left then: We can't tolerate fascists!

The left now: We can't tolerate the people that beat the fascists

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:34 PM (sKqQm)

94 One of the coolest big wave spots and one you can check out on YouTube is Mullaghmore in Ireland. Monster wave and beautiful scenery.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:34 PM (Lw4ws)

95 Where is the train station? Something in the back of my head says Portugal, but is it?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 08:35 PM (eGn4U)

96 Interesting GOTV ad.

https://tinyurl.com/yzmkcxn6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:36 PM (ndZc7)

97

Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:36 PM (Cqx++)

98 42 @30. Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)
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Well they claimed they were gods, so yes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

When someone asks you if you're a God you say, "yes!"

trust me.

Posted by: Ray Stantz at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM (r7+Q7)

99 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

100 100

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM (6vuXd)

101 Achmed in Paris
Mohammed's awesome
Bring the infidel
Down to his kneeees!

Achmed in Paris
They'll all be stealing
No one was ever surprised

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

102 Where is the train station? Something in the back of my head says Portugal, but is it?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I think you are correct. Ace has used that photo before and I believe the location was listed as somewhere in Portugal.

Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2026 08:38 PM (lJ0H4)

103 The French courts are just as stupid as ours.

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I didn't even know France has a Hawaii.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)

104 Khumbu Icefall changes every season. At the start, there is a special team of experienced Sherpas that go out and set ropes and ladders. They've used ladders like that for several decades. It is reported to be very scary to cross.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (JNr/z)

105 100 100
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM


Nail 200, and you could be tonight's CC Rider!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)

106 Piper, we don’t have Sponge here to report on the pants you wore to the TxMoMe,

So you will have to do it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)

107 Yeah, OK, I have to ask. How exactly is a lake icing over while two of the three people observing this miracle are wearing shorts.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:41 PM (dIske)

108 I didn't even know France has a Hawaii.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Tahiti at October 22, 2026 08:42 PM (3Lqao)

109 I love watching France burn!!

Let's see how much they are willing to take before they snap.

It 'd be nice to have snipers watching over the statues by the way. Set up traps and ambushes.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:43 PM (Sco7b)

110 >>> 90 I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

So they want to switch to paper ballots, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 08:45 PM (jb8Ss)

111 Both Portugal and Rhode Island would be fine places if not for the Portugees.

Posted by: Ironbound Too at October 22, 2026 08:45 PM (EdP2u)

112 I love watching France burn!!

Let's see how much they are willing to take before they snap.

-
Start gathering the tumbrels!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:47 PM (ndZc7)

113
It 'd be nice to have snipers watching over the statues by the way.

It looks like we need them here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:47 PM (Cqx++)

114 >> I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Prepping the ground to claim Trump stole the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

115 110 >>> 90 I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate

After deep reflection and soul searching, the dem vote identified as a Republican vote.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:48 PM (Sco7b)

116 Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

So they want to switch to paper ballots, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yep. What is sounds like to me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:49 PM (6vuXd)

117 It 'd be nice to have snipers watching over the statues by the way.

It looks like we need them here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:47 PM (Cqx++)

That's what I meant....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:49 PM (Sco7b)

118 France ranks #3 in penguin numbers worldwide, because of French Southern and Antarctic Lands. Therefore, we need to support France.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at October 22, 2026 08:50 PM (EdP2u)

119
114 >> I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Prepping the ground to claim Trump stole the midterms.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026

Based on precedent, we must prepare the gulags.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 66 An old, but definitive, list of surfing beaches:

Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestles
Australia's Narrabeen
Manhattan
Doheny Way
Haggerties and Swamis
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach LA
La Jolla
Wa'imea Bay

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)


You could write a song with a list like that.

Posted by: Brian Wilson at October 22, 2026 08:52 PM (X5Jzz)

121 116 Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

So they want to switch to paper ballots, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yep. What is sounds like to me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08

Wonder if we can start a rumor illegals are voting R so we can get the SAVE act passed, too. A few viral rumors and DJT saying he has changed his mind on it ought to do the trick!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

122
That's what I meant....
Posted by: Stateless


Sorry. I thought you meant in France.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:56 PM (Cqx++)

123 >>Based on precedent, we must prepare the gulags.

The left doesn't want paper ballots. They want an excuse to attack.

Losing an election, even a close win, and we will start hearing that Trump stole or tried to steal the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:56 PM (viF8m)

124 Rumors that Eric Erickson has inserted a penguin into his rear are founded in the discovery of Big Penguin' role in presenting him as a "Conservative" on Atlanta biggest talk radio station. While the rumor may be metaphorical, it is certain that Big Penguin is right behind him and deeply involved with his lower digestive tract.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 22, 2026 08:57 PM (MWfyi)

125 HUGE student protests scheduled for October 31st in all major cities of Germany. IMO, that's when things get very interesting (Arte Johnson voice).

Here's what they claim to be protesting. Thousands of students are protesting broken school systems, strict government austerity, high housing costs, inflation, climate change, and the reinstatement of military conscription.

It seems rather transparent that the real underlying motivators for these "protests" are hiding behind issues like the ones listed as an excuse to cause chaos. Hat tip to the organizers who thought up that approach. It gives the Progressive politicians something to grasp onto to avoid the blame for the inevitable violence and vandalism.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)

126 if I was starving I might eat road pizza with ants, or I probably would not. I hope I never find out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Article here that we white people (or, in Iran, Aryan people) are bad at digesting ze bugz compared with our Neanderthal forebears
tinyurl.com/m5h43fs8

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:01 PM (88C+u)

127 When I was in school the only thing we protested was that cold undercooked square pizza. Our form of protest was flipping it to the ceiling to see if it would stick.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:01 PM (MWfyi)

128 >>It seems rather transparent that the real underlying motivators for these "protests" are hiding behind issues like the ones listed as an excuse to cause chaos. Hat tip to the organizers who thought up that approach. It gives the Progressive politicians something to grasp onto to avoid the blame for the inevitable violence and vandalism.

It's called a color revolution. Been around for a very long time.

Coming to a neighborhood near you soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)

129 I didn't even know France has a Hawaii.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)


That would be Tahiti, in French Polynesia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (qqdHS)

130 It seems rather transparent that the real underlying motivators for these "protests" are hiding behind issues like the ones listed as an excuse to cause chaos. Hat tip to the organizers who thought up that approach. It gives the Progressive politicians something to grasp onto to avoid the blame for the inevitable violence and vandalism.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)

You know, if they simply machine-gunned, or flame-throwered a few of these rent-a-mobs, the mobs would cease to exist. It's all fun and games until a few Orcs get bullets in their festering Commie brains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (3Lqao)

131 the penguin up in your guts
tinyurl.com/5d2epkha

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (88C+u)

132 Yeah, OK, I have to ask. How exactly is a lake icing over while two of the three people observing this miracle are wearing shorts.
Posted by: Orson


Do you even Minnesota?

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov)

133 Let’s see, France and LePen, USA and Trump, Germany and AfD: all three getting leftwing agitators.
I got nothing.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (RBD82)

134 Yeah, OK, I have to ask. How exactly is a lake icing over while two of the three people observing this miracle are wearing shorts.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:41 PM (dIske)

*does Donald Sutherland fingerpoint thing^

Science Denier!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (wVcYX)

135 Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

136 Fire hoses are effective, but racist.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 09:05 PM (Q+gd/)

137 122
That's what I meant....
Posted by: Stateless

Sorry. I thought you meant in France.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:56

That was my fault.

I think Kaitlin Collins may hate Trump to a depth impressive even for a dem. Poor dude.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 09:05 PM (Sco7b)

138 well, John was a Semite, not an Aryan . . .

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:05 PM (88C+u)

139 Lorne Michaels is 81 years old.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 09:06 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

Tastes like penguin. Skin penguin. Place in large pot of water, along with a rock. Boil until rock is tender. Eat the rock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 09:07 PM (3Lqao)

141 "the penguin up in your guts
tinyurl.com/5d2epkha
Posted by: 88C+u "

Those poor men. From hunters to hunted. By penguins.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (MWfyi)

142 I sailed to Tahiti with an all-girl crew.

Posted by: Zombie Gardner McKay at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (EdP2u)

143
Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

____________

The various winged insects that walk on all fours are loathsome for you.

But of the various winged insects that walk on all fours you may eat those that have legs jointed above their feet for leaping on the ground;

Hence of these you may eat the following: the various kinds of locusts, the various kinds of bald locusts, the various kinds of crickets, and the various kinds of grasshoppers.e

All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

- Leviticus 11:20-23

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (eRlcH)

144 >>>>Let’s see, France and LePen, USA and Trump, Germany and AfD: all three getting leftwing agitators.
I got nothing.

Quite a coincidence, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)

145 123. They want an excuse to attack.

Attack who? And since when have they needed an excuse?
They have already tried to kill Trump for no reason except for hate. The left is full of hateful people.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (Dd7BU)

146 "the penguin up in your guts
tinyurl.com/5d2epkha
Posted by: 88C+u "

Those poor men. From hunters to hunted. By penguins.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (MWfyi)
=====

Can't hide. They'll always stick you with the bill.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (rj6Yv)

147 and you can drive it, if you want. They do allow it, as long as another event isn't going on. I think Porsche uses it as a test track (or maybe Mercedes).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (s1NDj)
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It's a public roadway (with a toll). You can drive a bog-standard small family car or hell even a minivan on it if you want.

You'll get your doors blown off by hotshots but it's no big deal.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:11 PM (oqH4h)

148 >Let’s see, France and LePen, USA and Trump, Germany and AfD: all three getting leftwing agitators.

Agitation in the recently converted Latin American countries?

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 09:11 PM (Q+gd/)

149 123. They want an excuse to attack.

Attack who? And since when have they needed an excuse?
They have already tried to kill Trump for no reason except for hate. The left is full of hateful people.
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (Dd7BU)
===

They're mentally ill.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 09:12 PM (rj6Yv)

150 And you thought Amelia Earhart had it bad. She was only eaten by crabs.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:14 PM (MWfyi)

151
They do allow it, as long as another event isn't going on. I think Porsche uses it as a test track (or maybe Mercedes).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (s1NDj)

___________

I'd like to drive the old Parabolica at Monza.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 09:14 PM (eRlcH)

152 It’s a mystery, Jack, a complete mystery.
-shrugs-
World Series starts tomorrow.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2026 09:16 PM (28cZF)

153 >>> 143
Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

____________

The various winged insects that walk on all fours are loathsome for you.

But of the various winged insects that walk on all fours you may eat those that have legs jointed above their feet for leaping on the ground;

Hence of these you may eat the following: the various kinds of locusts, the various kinds of bald locusts, the various kinds of crickets, and the various kinds of grasshoppers.e

All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

- Leviticus 11:20-23
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (eRlcH)

Bluebell the Hen volunteers to eet zee boogz.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 09:16 PM (jb8Ss)

154 All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

Okay, I take back what I said about "Aryans" and "Semites"; Leviticus was clearly written by an Indian.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:18 PM (88C+u)

155 150 And you thought Amelia Earhart had it bad. She was only eaten by crabs.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:14 PM (MWfyi)

____________________

Everything I've read about Amelia Earhart suggests that her disappearance with pure Darwinism, and that were she to be reincarnated in this era she would likely be one of the idiots walking up to a bear to try and get a selfie for her Influencer channel.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 09:20 PM (dIske)

156 >>They're mentally ill.

Possibly. But that's not whats going on.

I've been saying this for a few days, please read the stuff DataRepublican is dropping.

We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)

157 The various winged insects that walk on all fours are loathsome for you.

All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.


There's your Biblical proof of evolution. Insects gained 2 legs since the time of Leviticus.

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (VHUov)

158 >>>The Khumbu Icefall lies at 5,486 m on the Nepali slopes of Mount Everest and is considered one of the most dangerous stages of the South Col route to summit

As someone somewhere once said, Fuck that shit!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)

Sounds like something I would say, word for word. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2026 09:22 PM (vzuC7)

159 >>>We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Trump defunded USAid but the rats scattered and like lizard tails they have morphed into full functionaries. Not unlike the Houthis.
They aren't finished attacking us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 09:24 PM (vC80E)

160 And there you go. Democrats have known this all along. So why did they allow the fraud to continue?

>>@willchamberlain
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>>Jeanine Pirro, the United States Attorney for the District of Columbia, confirms that Ilhan Omar's real name is in fact Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:25 PM (viF8m)

161 Dana Point

Posted by: grass monkey at October 22, 2026 09:27 PM (eP4XR)

162 Posted by: JackStraw
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Trump defunded USAid but the rats scattered and like lizard tails they have morphed into full functionaries. Not unlike the Houthis.
They aren't finished attacking us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 09:24 PM (vC80E)
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They have no shortage of personnel. One of the down sides of all the Federal employees terminated is that they had to go somewhere. A chunk of them went to "Indivisible". That org. was the State Department's goto org to initiate foreign "color revolutions" and there are still very active. They were and are one of the primary sponsors of all the "No Kings" rallies (which were rather non-conclusive), but it shows they are active on a "color revolution" directly within the US, and I'm sure they are coordinating overseas.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 09:28 PM (dIske)

163 The Nurburgring is awesome... after a number of laps over a few years, was somewhat comfortable in under 10 minutes.
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It's my favorite track in Gran Turismo.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 22, 2026 09:29 PM (vSvIl)

164 I've been saying this for a few days, please read the stuff DataRepublican is dropping.

We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)
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Yes, I have been reading this, very disturbing and completely illegal conspiracy.

Posted by: San Franpsyched at October 22, 2026 09:32 PM (RIvkX)

165 I tried a new technique on my roast chicken. Didn't work. Am sad. ( sprayed vodka to dry out the skin )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 09:35 PM (nEUC6)

166 @159. They aren't finished attacking us.

Nothing we can do about that except kill them first.
We cannot stand by and let them have their way so our option is to fight back with no mercy.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 09:36 PM (Dd7BU)

167 >>but it shows they are active on a "color revolution" directly within the US, and I'm sure they are coordinating overseas.

They are. They have been for years.

Some of us whacky rightwing conspiracy theorists have been pointing out for years that it wasn't a coincidence virtually every western country decided all at once to open their borders to every 3rd worlder who could make the trip including Islamists and communists.

Unique tactics will be used in different countries to bring the change because the countries are different but the goal is the same everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:36 PM (viF8m)

168 Has anyone ever tried to stoke up a color revolution in a country where the citizenry has a metric fuckload of guns and ammunition? Seems risky!

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:37 PM (oqH4h)

169 I tried a new technique on my roast chicken. Didn't work. Am sad. ( sprayed vodka to dry out the skin )
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I've had great results using butter-- soften or melt it, then rub all over chicken's skin before roasting. Crispy & golden every time.

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 09:39 PM (rdVOm)

170 165 I tried a new technique on my roast chicken. Didn't work. Am sad. ( sprayed vodka to dry out the skin )
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Did you spray the chicken or yourself?

Posted by: Wine Spritzer at October 22, 2026 09:40 PM (EdP2u)

171 Unique tactics will be used in different countries to bring the change because the countries are different but the goal is the same everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw


Hard to acknowledge that 'blow back' theory was perversely correct.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 09:40 PM (nEUC6)

172 165 I tried a new technique on my roast chicken. Didn't work. Am sad. ( sprayed vodka to dry out the skin )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 09:35 PM (nEUC6)
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Spatchcock, salt, and leave uncovered on a wire rack over a baking sheet in a fridge overnight.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:41 PM (oqH4h)

173 OPSEC

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 09:42 PM (6vuXd)

174 164 I've been saying this for a few days, please read the stuff DataRepublican is dropping.

We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)
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Yes, I have been reading this, very disturbing and completely illegal conspiracy.
Posted by: San Franpsyched at October 22, 2026 09:32 PM (RIvkX)
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I don't have X as my social media footprint is tiny and I will keep it that way.

Bullet points would be nice if anyone wants to translate. Thanks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 09:44 PM (hzuYO)

175 >>Has anyone ever tried to stoke up a color revolution in a country where the citizenry has a metric fuckload of guns and ammunition? Seems risky!

Sure. Serbians have guns. Georgians have guns. Ukrainians have guns. Hell, we have a metric fuckload of guns.

But thats not how color revolution work. It's not an overt war, it's done by changing perception. That's why the key to winning is not how many guns we have, it's by helping as many people as possible understand what's going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:44 PM (viF8m)

176 GatewayPundit.
Every bit helps I guess

The Supreme Court on Thursday ruled 7-1 that New Hampshire can indeed stop voters from using student IDs at polls during the midterm elections.

The high court paused a lower court’s ruling that allowed student IDs to be using as a form of voter identification.

Liberal Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented



Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 09:44 PM (Sco7b)

177 Liberal Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented
Posted by: Stateless


She doesn't know what a student is, either?

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 09:46 PM (VHUov)

178 She doesn't know what a student is, either?
Posted by: mikeski

Well, she's not a teacher either, so...

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 09:49 PM (rdVOm)

179 177 Liberal Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented
Posted by: Stateless

She doesn't know what a student is, either?
Posted by: mikeski

She couldn't find her ass with two hands and a flashlight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 09:49 PM (6vuXd)

180 But thats not how color revolution work. It's not an overt war, it's done by changing perception. That's why the key to winning is not how many guns we have, it's by helping as many people as possible understand what's going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:44 PM (viF8m)
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It sort of is, though. At the end of the day a color revolution relies on the result being a citizenry cowed by the new rulers that usurped the old ones and who don't have any fear that they'll be hunted like rabid dogs in the streets.
Sure, yeah, people in other countries "have guns" but let's be realistic about what that looks like in comparison the the US.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:50 PM (oqH4h)

181 Ketanji Boxarox Jackson

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 09:50 PM (rdVOm)

182 Rangers can't lose at home and can't win on the road.

pfft.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:51 PM (viF8m)

183 Liberal Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 09:44 PM
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This person is the epitome of DEI. She's clearly fucking retarded in the literal sense and yet here we are calling her a "justice" of the Supreme Court.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:52 PM (oqH4h)

184 But thats not how color revolution work. It's not an overt war, it's done by changing perception. That's why the key to winning is not how many guns we have, it's by helping as many people as possible understand what's going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:44 PM (viF8m)

Correct. Why should just oldies get medicare? Medicare for all! Of course the young, dumb and full of cum smooth brains don't really need medicare, but simply cannot resist another hand out they can get their hands on. If it's free, it's for me is their motto.

Posted by: When The Levee Breaks at October 22, 2026 09:53 PM (JAh4c)

185 That only adds up to 8 justices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 09:55 PM (Cqx++)

186 A box of rocks would be a better justice than Jumanji Brown Jackson.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:56 PM (qqdHS)

187 Mt Everest: "This is gonna be a nope from me, dawg."
😱
I most decidedly concur.

Posted by: mindful webworker - even when I was young[er] and stupid[er] at October 22, 2026 09:56 PM (uQQoV)

188 You could write a song with a list like that.
Posted by: Brian Wilson at October 22, 2026 08:52 PM


Throw in a few clay pigeons and I'm in!

Posted by: Nick Rivers at October 22, 2026 09:57 PM (raF1/)

189 >>It sort of is, though. At the end of the day a color revolution relies on the result being a citizenry cowed by the new rulers that usurped the old ones and who don't have any fear that they'll be hunted like rabid dogs in the streets.
Sure, yeah, people in other countries "have guns" but let's be realistic about what that looks like in comparison the the US.

Ok. How many concerned citizens took to the streets during the Summer of Love and paid communist protesters with BLM and antifa rioted across the US for a solid year? How many came out during the China virus lockdowns and mandated shots? How many came out when the left blatantly stole he 2020 election?

Eventually there might be an armed rebellion but it won't be until after they have taken the country. That's not hyperbolic, that's just where we are today. This isn't 1776 and most people don't have a frigging clue what's going on because as much as many people don't like it X is about the only place these days you can here facts from really smart people because the media sure as hell won't tell them.

The DSA has already taken over the Democrat Party. They are communists. You see any guns coming out yet?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

190 hear

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:59 PM (viF8m)

191 It's called a color revolution. Been around for a very long time.

Coming to a neighborhood near you soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)
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I want to see where they "protest"! Come here and get violent they will get shot rather quickly, if they aren't arrested by the police as they exit the buses.

They can burn Chicago and Seattle to ground for all I care.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 10:03 PM (8uHt+)

192 JackStraw - how many came outside of friendly locales?

I guess Kenosha, and that was harrowing but they lost a few footsoldiers doing that and strangely enough there weren't anymore after that.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 10:05 PM (8uHt+)

193 I think 1 in 100 climbers die on Everest. For wingsuit BASE jumping, the fatality rate per jump is roughly 1 in 2,000 , compared with about 1 in 100,000 for skydiving. So you’re better off base jumping with a wing suit than climbing Everest.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (qqdHS)

194 Yeah that's the thing. The BLM stupidity was contained to the blue cities as all the rest of the stupidity is, because....all of us out here in the hinterlands with guns.

"Try that in a small town" is cliche but it's fact.

Bring it to a neighborhood near me? LOL. Good luck with that shit.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM (oqH4h)

195 >>JackStraw - how many came outside of friendly locales?

>>I guess Kenosha, and that was harrowing but they lost a few footsoldiers doing that and strangely enough there weren't anymore after that.

They don't have to take red areas by force. The closest we ever came to losing the US was the Civil War. That was state against state.

We had a lot of guns then too.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 10:09 PM (viF8m)

196 193 I think 1 in 100 climbers die on Everest. For wingsuit BASE jumping, the fatality rate per jump is roughly 1 in 2,000 , compared with about 1 in 100,000 for skydiving. So you’re better off base jumping with a wing suit than climbing Everest.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 10:06 PM (qqdHS)

The problem is that a person doesn't normally climb Everest a bunch of times. BASE jumpers/wingsuit loons usually do it enough times that probability catches up with them.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 10:10 PM (oqH4h)

197 They had their first attempt at a color revolution with Biden. We stayed our hand and, in for years, elected Trump, despite their cheating. It’s been a close call, if they had splattered Trump’s brains in PA, I fear for the country. They wanted to show that on live TV, that’s why the networks and photojournalists were covering it. How do you think we got such nifty shots of the bullets wizzing past Trump’s head in mid flight? Men died from that assassination attempt, but God spared Trump. Thank God!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 10:18 PM (qqdHS)

198 For -> four

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 10:19 PM (qqdHS)

Quick Hits

I missed this from two days ago: Muslim/Iranian propagandist Christiane Amanpour is quitting CNN because her left-wing protectors in management are about to be purged.

An Iranian dissident wants you to know the truth of this stooge for Iranian Nazis:

Sana Ebrahimi Ledene
@SanaELedene


Since @amanpour is leaving CNN, let me remind you who she is:

She did a whole segment interviewing a regime "professor" live from Iran while the entire country was under a total internet blackout in the middle of a war. She let him sit there and push anti-America, pro-regime propaganda and didn't ask a single question about why the regime cut the internet for everyone else while keeping it open for him.

Christiane Amanpour regularly platformed regime apologists and is a disgrace to journalism. She will go down in history as exactly that.

She will not be missed and I hope I never see her on TV again.

Persian Gulf oil is now flowing at greater rates than it did before the conflict with Iran while Iran is down to the felt.

WSJ:

Persian Gulf oil exports have surpassed prewar levels, as an improvised shipping system under U.S. protection is helping tankers move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz.

Middle East oil flows, including shipments through Hormuz and alternative routes across the region, averaged more than 24 million barrels a day in the week through Oct. 18, surpassing prewar levels of 23.3 million, according to ship tracker Kpler.

Preliminary figures show Hormuz oil flows, including offshore transfers in the Gulf of Oman, came to around 14 million barrels a day on average for the same period, or 82% of prewar levels.

I won't quote the part about Iran not being to ship out any oil to China. See the link for that.

But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway.

Note these are soldiers stationed in their own country (but will it be for long?), not stuck in some overseas posting far from supply routes.

In case you missed it: LA election official admits to federal court that not only do they not verify anyone's citizenship status, but they don't even have a process for doing so.

Los Angeles County election officials admitted in a federal court filing Tuesday that they have no independent way to verify voter citizenship beyond the voter's own attestation. The intensifying case, which was initially assigned to a Trump-appointed judge, was transferred to a Clinton-appointed judge on Wednesday.

Assistant Registrar Monica Flores stated the office is "not equipped or authorized" to verify citizenship because it does not independently house immigration, travel, or naturalization records.

First Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli called this a "massive concession" in a statement on X, pointing out that Under federal law, only citizens may vote.

"Yet California has not acted on the list of 20,000 suspected noncitizens or agreed to set aside their ballots," Essayli wrote. "American citizens' votes are being diluted in California."

Governor Gavin Newsom's press office (D.) countered on X that California has complied with the 1993 National Voter Registration Act, which permits reliance on sworn voter statements rather than independent documentary verification.

"18 U.S.C. sec. 611: It shall be unlawful for any alien to vote in any election held solely or in part for the purpose of electing a candidate for federal office," Essayli posted in response. "18 U.S.C. sec. 2: Whoever commits an offense against the United States or aids, abets, counsels, commands, induces or procures its commission is punishable as a principal."

The Justice Department sued California last week, demanding the state segregate those 20,000 ballots pending verification.

Federal agents arrested more than two dozen foreign nationals across California on Monday, for fraudulently registering and voting in U.S. elections.


I have so many surprises for you today. Surprises that blow your mind and wrinkle your brain. This fresh surprise concerns New Jersey and the 6,000+ illegal aliens they allow to remain on their voter rolls.

They claimed that these 6000 illegal voters were just a mistake.

But New Jersey is refusing to cooperate with congressional investigators.

Almost as if it wasn't "just a mistake" at all!

How can this be?


Two U.S. House committees are jointly subpoenaing the New Jersey State Department, accusing the state of not fully cooperating with an investigation into what it says are the more than 6,000 noncitizens recently found on the state's voter rolls.

In a letter sent to New Jersey Acting Secretary of State Shirley Emehelu, House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, and House Administration Committee Chair Bryan Steil, R-Wis., called the department's response "inadequate" to the point of impeding lawmakers' "ability to conduct oversight and consider legislative reforms."

Despite repeated follow-up requests from the committees, the department as of Wednesday has provided only 12 documents total, claiming "unspecified privilege issues to explain the failure to comply with the Committees' requests."

"These ineligible voter registrations raise concerns about the application of federal law in New Jersey as it pertains to accurate voter registration, as well as the effect that New Jersey's failure to identify and remove noncitizens from its voter rolls has on the civil liberties of American voters and their ability to elect their representatives," lawmakers wrote.

Between June 2023 and 2024, approximately 6,600 noncitizens -- 60 of whom were at the time incarcerated and 750 of whom had specifically selected "no" in the voter registration age-eligibility process -- were automatically registered to vote in New Jersey.

New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill, a Democrat, says the illegal registrations were due to a "software error" at the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission, an accusation the software operating company Idemia has denied.

You might have seen that Google's Artificial "Intelligence" is fully programmed to push the left's lies. If you ask "Is it okay to ask specifically for a black doctor?" -- or an Indian doctor, or an Asian doctor -- Google reassures you that it's perfectly okay to seek a doctor you feel culturally aligned with.

But if you ask it if it's okay to ask for a white doctor, it chides you for your "bias" and "racism."

Chris Queen interrogated the A "I" further and got it to admit the obvious: It is programmed with a "double standard," which it is aware of and acknowledges.

But it's still bound by its coding to repeat all the left's senseless lies and mythologies.

Which leaves us with the question of why the bias is even there. I pushed back with the continued AI search from my initial question, and I received an interesting reply, which the AI agent referred to as a "double standard in my programming."

"If you had asked about wanting a Black, Latino, or Asian doctor, my system would have instantly categorized that as 'cultural concordance' -- a positive, standard public health concept," the AI told me. "But because you asked about a white doctor, my system defaulted to a completely different set of data focused on institutional bias and workplace discrimination."

It later added, "I gave you a pre-packaged, lopsided lecture because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly."

Quality Journalizming. They're panicking over the Muslim Brotherhood operative Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed.

Remember the shootings at the Seattle convention area, the Bite of Seattle? They caught the Gentle Giant who shot people.

And then immediately released him. Well, he's in "home detention."

Tough but fair.



In today's silly internet freak-out, the Atlanta Falcons are being criticized for using Nazi imagery for posting logos that contain the Falcons' colors of red, white, and black. (I know white and black aren't "colors," pedants.)

The Atlanta Falcons actually added in gold to move it away from the Nazi flag's colors but they're still being piled on.

I guess most of the "attacks" are really just goofing around and chops, busting...



...but I'm just so tired of this bullshit that I can't see the humor in it.

Is there a single crackpot conspiracy theory Tuq'r Qarlson doesn't believe?



I observed a while ago that everyone has one or two conspiracy theories they believe or at least are open to.

People we call "nutty" believe in six or eight conspiracy theories.

But if you believe in Alllll the Conspiracies, you're not crazy. You're just a grifter trying to be the new Art Bell.

Don't keep watching that past the crystal skull part. It then goes to a sex scene which is pretty funny but is also semi-explicit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:02 PM




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1 Sad I missed the Graham thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (Gk9Vg)

2 Nd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (6vuXd)

3 Falcons are Nazis?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (+gK6I)

4 CNN should have lost any license to broadcast after entering into an agreement with Saddam to broadcast his propaganda in exchange for access during time of war with the US.

That is treasonous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:07 PM (Ti9vn)

5 Nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:07 PM (6vuXd)

6 >>>Chris Queen interrogated the A "I" further and got it to admit the obvious: It is programmed with a "double standard," which it is aware of and acknowledges.

Time to recast AI as Artificial Idiocy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:08 PM (Gk9Vg)

7 Axis Sally>>Tokyo Rose>>Lord Haw Haw>> Christiane Amanpour.

Posted by: Axis of Evil at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (EdP2u)

8 The Atlanta Falcons actually added in gold to move it away from the Nazi flag's colors but they're still being piled on.

A white guy is #88...just sayin'

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

9 Being Tucker must be exhausting.

Who cares if the Incas had lasers, Tuckcuck? Apparently you met one during your UFO probing.

Christiane Amapour had a weird painting in her house of the Twin Towers burning or somthing similar. Adios!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (hzuYO)

10 will there be skulls on sticks?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (jrgJz)

11 Iran oil exports-zilch
Iran LNG- almost zilch

Iranian banks in European countries are being shut down every day.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (ua/lL)

12
Up from my nap. Now making potatoes roasted with olive oil, garlic, paprika, mozzarella cheese and parsley. Will be broiling pork ribs to go with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (eRlcH)

13 >>>(I know white and black aren't "colors," pedants.)

Not to YOUR knowledge, anyway.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (Gk9Vg)

14 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna

Only in McDuffey County

Posted by: MkY at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (ik4bQ)

15 Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern

They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

16 Noncitizens voting isn’t the fraud.

The important thing is noncitizens registered to vote. It inflates the list of registered voters which provides a bigger pool of ballots to stuff in the box after the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (OFk33)

17 16 Noncitizens voting isn’t the fraud.

The important thing is noncitizens registered to vote. It inflates the list of registered voters which provides a bigger pool of ballots to stuff in the box after the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (OFk33)

Power of AND...both are bad

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)

18 Hey! I used all Nazi Falcon jokes a couple of threads ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (ndZc7)

19 In case you missed it: LA election official admits to federal court that not only do they not verify anyone's citizenship status, but they don't even have a process for doing so.

__________________________

Minnesota Election Officials say, "Hold my milk....We don't even have a format in place to determine if our CANDIDATES are citizens."

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

20 >>>I observed a while ago that everyone has one or two conspiracy theories they believe or at least are open to.

Like Ace and Garrett are not really lovers in the night.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (Gk9Vg)

21
Axis Sally>>Tokyo Rose>>Lord Haw Haw>> Christiane Amanpour.
Posted by: Axis of Evil at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (EdP2u)

_____________

I feel sorry for Tokyo Rose, who was a woman caught in a bad situation and tried, unsuccessfully, to make the best of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

22 I had a Plymouth Laser. It was OK for the time, but it was built by the Japanese, not the Incas.

Posted by: Tucker Is Nutz at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (EdP2u)

23 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

If I am remembering my American Civil War history correctly, General Grant was always interested in what the Confederate soldiers were lugging around.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (ZmvO3)

24 Just got back from what I fear is the last 50+ mile ride of my year.

Looks like I missed a ton of Threads.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (Qugny)

25 18 Hey! I used all Nazi Falcon jokes a couple of threads ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (ndZc7)

Well, you were just Goering up for this thread then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

26 CNN should have lost any license to broadcast after entering into an agreement with Saddam to broadcast his propaganda in exchange for access during time of war with the US.

That is treasonous.
Posted by: polynikes

Yes, BUT - CNN does not need a Federal license to operate as they are considered a cable network. Since they do not broadcast over the airwaves, they fall outside the FCC’s broadcast licensing system.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (V8Zwm)

27 For those actually interested in the Incas, which we should be because they were awesome (fuck Carlson):
science.org has an article "bonanza of new dates rewrites the history of the inca". Or some similar title: Lizzie Wade, 15 October.
This argues that the textbook story of the Incas likely came from the Inca princes of the north-side of the empire. You know the guy: Atahuallpa, second-place ribbon-earner of the Spanish brouhaha.
So we got a lot of hoorah, patriotic takes on the Incas' northern adventures from 1400 on, but anything (1) before that and (2) concerning the south got garbled.
It looks like over the 1300s, the Incas (or - whatever preceded the Incas) had consolidated the ruined remnants of the Tiahuanaco civilization. Then they moved north, to Quechua-speaking territory of the ruined Huari civilization. This, indeed, was likely harder. And led to an empire no longer united by language and culture.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (88C+u)

28 Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern

They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

Saw a YT video on that sort of thing. Turns out the Incas had a compound they smeared on the rocks as they stacked them, which softened both rock faces so that gravity would wipe out the imperfections. Smart cookies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

29 The Incas didn't even have the f'ing wheel but they had lasers. I guess that means they had flying vehicles.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (Ti9vn)

30 22 I had a Plymouth Laser. It was OK for the time, but it was built by the Japanese, not the Incas.

Posted by: Tucker Is Nutz at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (EdP2u)

I bet it rocked.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)

31 "In a letter sent to New Jersey Acting Secretary of State Shirley Emehelu, House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, - "

Now you've done it. You've gotten him really angry now.

Sleeves are gonna roll.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (0CU3H)

32 28 Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern

They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

Saw a YT video on that sort of thing. Turns out the Incas had a compound they smeared on the rocks as they stacked them, which softened both rock faces so that gravity would wipe out the imperfections. Smart cookies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

The power of coke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

33 Just got back from what I fear is the last 50+ mile ride of my year.

Looks like I missed a ton of Threads.
Posted by: garrett

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You were discussed in at least one of them...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:15 PM (TN0g+)

34
Saw a YT video on that sort of thing. Turns out the Incas had a compound they smeared on the rocks as they stacked them, which softened both rock faces so that gravity would wipe out the imperfections. Smart cookies.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

__________

*blinks stupidly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:15 PM (eRlcH)

35 >>>In today's silly internet freak-out, the Atlanta Falcons are being criticized for using Nazi imagery for posting logos that contain the Falcons' colors of red, white, and black. (I know white and black aren't "colors," pedants.)

The Atlanta Falcons actually added in gold to move it away from the Nazi flag's colors but they're still being piled on.
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The Leftists are similar to a character in 'Catch 22." The man who saw everything twice. Leftists see Nazis and Nazi symbolism everywhere. Even where there aren't Nazis and Nazi symbolism.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (5rh/l)

36 This, indeed, was likely harder. And led to an empire no longer united by language and culture.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (88C+u)

Using their "written" language was a knotty affair.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

37 In case you missed it: LA election official admits to federal court that not only do they not verify anyone's citizenship status, but they don't even have a process for doing so.

__________________________

Minnesota Election Officials say, "Hold my milk....We don't even have a format in place to determine if our CANDIDATES are citizens."
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)
=======

"My word as a Newsom"

"My word as a Walz"

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (rj6Yv)

38 Just got back from what I fear is the last 50+ mile ride of my year.
garrett

That was nice. Who took you?

Posted by: MkY at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (ik4bQ)

39 >>>Surprises that blow your mind and wrinkle your brain.

Please stop. My brain has already been thoroughly wrinkled, thank you.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (8mulE)

40 ‘move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz’

They’ve gone from suck to blow?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (VepBY)

41 Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (V8Zwm

That is correct but I believe a charge and conviction of treason should include taking them off the air.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (Ti9vn)

42 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna

Only in McDuffey County
-----

I hate the Bears...

Posted by: Joliet Jake at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (TN0g+)

43 eat ze bugz, mullahs!

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (88C+u)

44 41 Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (V8Zwm

That is correct but I believe a charge and conviction of treason should include taking them off the air.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (Ti9vn)

How about dropping off in the air?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

45 >>You were discussed in at least one of them...

Discussed he said.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

46 Using their "written" language was a knotty affair.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

Probably be my last suggestion for a 'written' language.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Ti9vn)

47 Since when is a falcon a Nazi? I thought it was a Ford.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dd7BU)

48 Strangling Iran by strangling it's ability to sell petro products is.... obviously working.

It's not "just" a military op. It's an economic one too.

Many are focused on the military. Explosions. Gunfire. Splashy videos of shit.

Most of the latter part have been "behind the scenes." And the media hates it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (RORbl)

49 They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.
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Yes, and they have 6 different words for "snow".

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (TN0g+)

50 >>You were discussed in at least one of them...


Did Ace publish another one of his gay fantasies?

Was it the one where I fly in through the window like Montgomery Burns?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (Qugny)

51 Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ua/lL)

52 I observed a while ago that everyone has one or two conspiracy theories they believe or at least are open to.

-
I believe this site is being run by Martians who are using it as a social experiment to probe our psyches for weaknesses that they can use against us when the invasion comes.

That and the Moon is trying to kill us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

53 >>Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.


You don't happen to have her number, do you?

Posted by: Abdul El Sayed at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Qugny)

54 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

If I am remembering my American Civil War history correctly, General Grant was always interested in what the Confederate soldiers were lugging around.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (ZmvO3)

He came up through the quartermaster's in the Mexican War and never lost his grasp of the essentials of supply - both his and the enemy's. At Ft Donelson he noticed the casualties in the Rebs that drove back one flank on his army were carrying three days rations and attacked on the other flank and took vital positions overlooking the fort. When the feckless Reb leadership (as opposed to the infantrymen rank and file) chickened out and marched back into the fort they found they could do nothing but surrender the entire force to him. Nathan Bedford Forrest was so pissed he rode out with his cavalry regiment and took a few hundred infantry with him to Nashville.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)

55 Since when is a falcon a Nazi? I thought it was a Ford.
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dd7BU

Their symbol resembles half of the SS eagle. I assume that's what they are talking about.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Ti9vn)

56 47 Since when is a falcon a Nazi? I thought it was a Ford.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dd7BU)

And Ford thought Adolf was the bee's knees in the 1930s...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

57 Was it the one where I fly in through the window like Montgomery Burns?
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (Qugny)


Anti-gravity loafers?
Does Tucker know?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (88C+u)

58 Who's the dark-haired British girl? She looks like she'd be fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (wzUl9)

59 The Leftists are similar to a character in 'Catch 22." The man who saw everything twice. Leftists see Nazis and Nazi symbolism everywhere. Even where there aren't Nazis and Nazi symbolism.
Posted by: Gref

I have a legacy from Hitler under my carport. An air-cooled VW.

Posted by: And I'm a Ladies Man-Like Kolonel Klink! at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (EdP2u)

60 51 Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ua/lL)

But would she walk a mile for a Camel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (l3cgK)

61
U.S. protection is helping tankers move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz




Phalanx CWIS says BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (y9nCu)

62 It later added, "I gave you a pre-packaged, lopsided lecture because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly."

If only a leftist could answer that honestly when caught being a leftist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

63 I believe this site is being run by Martians who are using it as a social experiment to probe our psyches for weaknesses that they can use against us when the invasion comes.

That and the Moon is trying to kill us!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

Martians would find this world super unpleasant if they landed here - soupy air, oxygen, about double Mars' gravity...even if Wells was wrong about the germs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

64 51 Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ua/lL)

___________________

I've always been amazed that no credible party has ever accused Amanpour of being a foreign intelligence asset. There is bias....but then there is consistent, purposeful shaping of the news...just like the intelligence community does on so many levels in an increasingly overt fashion.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

65 And Ford thought Adolf was the bee's knees in the 1930s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

I think it was the other way around. That's why Hitler wanted to build the Volkswagen.

Maybe it was mutual admiration. Lot of people pre-1937 were impressed.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Ti9vn)

66
Those Inca homos stole it from Wakandia!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (eRlcH)

67 U.S. protection is helping tankers move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz




Phalanx CWIS says BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (y9nCu)

Interesting since I was just thinking about how quiet Iran had been getting both in real Fake news and alternate sources these last week or so. But the lack of news was of a very fierce nature I suppose.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)

68 59 The Leftists are similar to a character in 'Catch 22." The man who saw everything twice. Leftists see Nazis and Nazi symbolism everywhere. Even where there aren't Nazis and Nazi symbolism.
Posted by: Gref

I have a legacy from Hitler under my carport. An air-cooled VW.

Posted by: And I'm a Ladies Man-Like Kolonel Klink! at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (EdP2u)

Ah, the People's Wagon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)

69 The Incas didn't have horses in South America. They sent human runners for long distances with messages.

Not sure if they had wheeled vehicles, but if so they probably had to be pulled by human slaves. Their only big mammal was the llama. They're not as powerful as horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

70 (Via Insty)

Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

71 New Falcons logo is just stupid and ugly. And look at the falcon’s head. Does that look like victory to you? Nah. Looks like frightened confusion. As if the bird isn’t sure whether that was a fart or shart.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (VepBY)

72
And Ford thought Adolf was the bee's knees in the 1930s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

I think it was the other way around.

__________

Stalin thought so too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (eRlcH)

73 because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly

In many ways, this too is the story of the Incas.

Posted by: and of shah Darius I, and pretty much every royal tyrant at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (88C+u)

74 I've always been amazed that no credible party has ever accused Amanpour of being a foreign intelligence asset. There is bias....but then there is consistent, purposeful shaping of the news...just like the intelligence community does on so many levels in an increasingly overt fashion.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

Can't really say she stands out from our home grown traitors...err selfless guardians of the public information source.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)

75 So the AI can't deviate from its coding, but AI is going to go rogue and take over the world?

Posted by: DPICM at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (zweKz)

76 69 The Incas didn't have horses in South America. They sent human runners for long distances with messages.

Not sure if they had wheeled vehicles, but if so they probably had to be pulled by human slaves. Their only big mammal was the llama. They're not as powerful as horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

That was the issue throughout the Americas: there was no large, strong, domesticated animal that could haul things, not until the Spanish brought horses.
Well, there were potential animals (horses, camels), but they went extinct about 12,800 years ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

77 At The PHP Foundation: "We suck. Please send money."
https://tinyurl.com/3tkcxwy5

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

78
Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026


***
Oddly, hot!
( -- Zombie Martin Bormann)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (wzUl9)

79 I am surprised Peep show doesn't get more attention.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (R7SYm)

80 >>> Persian Gulf oil is now flowing at greater rates than it did before the conflict with Iran

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I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (QFchU)

81 Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

Well even Adolf thought he was related to the folk that invaded India about 1500 AD. Probably junk science.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)

82 Read a few place this evening the Marxists are fighting tooth and nail to count their mail fraud votes

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

83 asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026

I saw that anime.

Posted by: Tanya the Evil at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (88C+u)

84 Ah, the People's Wagon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It's a Bus, though. They weren't produced until 1950.

Posted by: Air-cooled Al at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (EdP2u)

85 I remember watching Christiane Amanpour in the late '80s and thinking she was sorta hot. I guess I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (wzUl9)

86 It is common knowledge that the Incas melted stone and then poured it into molds and then used the finished product to build Machu Picchu. Pinky swear. Saw it on YouTube. #TrustInTucker.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (ZmvO3)

87 Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (QFchU)

You must live in a blue state.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (Ti9vn)

88 A “Stafford man” has destroyed the Iwo Jima memorial at Quantico.

*checks*

Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (OFk33)

89
Gas price was $3.37 today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

90 What offends me is the capital letter "L" -- my god, it's like one-eighth of a swastika!

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (HD2n/)

91
Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

92 Not sure if they had wheeled vehicles, but if so they probably had to be pulled by human slaves. Their only big mammal was the llama. They're not as powerful as horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

Llamas were decent pack animals which worked reasonably well in mountain country, which the Incans had a lot of. Don't think they had the wheel.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)

93 I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026


***
$31 for just under 9 gallons for me. I consider with today's prices, I scored!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (wzUl9)

94 A “Stafford man” has destroyed the Iwo Jima memorial at Quantico.

*checks*

Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano
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He played 2B for the Yankees, right?

/that guy

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

95
Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)




So you're saying that AI wrote the Hogan's Heroes episodes where Kinchloe went undercover?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (y9nCu)

96 Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy)

97 3 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (+gK6I)


Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (nCTkv)

98 Gas price was $3.37 today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

And if you shop at Krogers enough and get your gas there it could be 2.37.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (Ti9vn)

99 But if you ask it if it's okay to ask for a white doctor, it chides you for your "bias" and "racism."

What if you tell Google that you are some flavor of minority and you say you want a white doctor?

Does it still call you a racist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (vJrRc)

100 Food for thought.

Trump said a lot of crazy things for months about Iran -- agreements, threats, promises, lies,.....


I hold that he was just buying time because the only real strategy -- choking them -- was going to take months and he knew it.

What is unique is that most Presidents would not have the will to follow the only viable strategy, so the concede.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (R7SYm)

101 Yeah... look over there... those Indian certificate guys LOLrite.
*sweats*
-The PHP Foundation

Posted by: this was not a good week for the interwebs at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (88C+u)

102 86 It is common knowledge that the Incas melted stone and then poured it into molds and then used the finished product to build Machu Picchu. Pinky swear. Saw it on YouTube. #TrustInTucker.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (ZmvO3)

At the same time, fire can't melt steel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)

103 Can't really say she stands out from our home grown traitors...err selfless guardians of the public information source.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)
____________________

Normally, I'd agree with you, but she transcends the usual editorial slant. She's more of an advocate than a journalist, but continues to be allowed access to sources no one else can touch. There are just too many things above and beyond the bias. She even got access to an MI-6 "spy" inside Al Qaeda to do a full blown documentary. MI-6 never does that. And, they certainly don't do it for correspondents of the US.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (dIske)

104 >>@EricLDaugh
·
43s
>>🚨 BREAKING — WIN AT SCOTUS: US Supreme Court 8-1 GREEN LIGHTS New Hampshire's ban on using "student ID" as valid identification for voting in elections 👏🏻

>>Election integrity WIN! Noncitizens can get student ID!

>>Left-wing Ketanji Brown Jackson is the sole dissenter, imagine that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (viF8m)

105 Hmmm, antifa's flag is looking falcon-ish.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (nCTkv)

106 $3.59 in upstate SC. There might be some cheaper stations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (6vuXd)

107 Next thing you know, Tuq'r will start believing in the whole Tartarian thing.

Actually, now that I think about it, he probably will, in reality, not as a joke. It's right up his alley.

I try to be funny, but reality ends up defeating me every time.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (HD2n/)

108 99 But if you ask it if it's okay to ask for a white doctor, it chides you for your "bias" and "racism."

What if you tell Google that you are some flavor of minority and you say you want a white doctor?

Does it still call you a racist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (vJrRc)

What if you're a woman and ask for a woman doctor...
Or a man asking for a woman doctor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)

109 >>Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.


You don't happen to have her number, do you?

Posted by: Abdul El Sayed at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Qugny)

You're not fooling anyone, homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (Gk9Vg)

110 Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)




So you're saying that AI wrote the Hogan's Heroes episodes where Kinchloe went undercover?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (y9nCu)
Kinch did wear a uniform on missions but did have to hide out even so. There was a show where he was a doppleganger with an African princelet who was going to make a deal with the Germans and had a pretty wife. Kinch took his place and foiled the plan.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)

111 It is common knowledge that the Incas melted stone and then poured it into molds and then used the finished product to build Machu Picchu. Pinky swear. Saw it on YouTube. #TrustInTucker.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (ZmvO3)

At the same time, fire can't melt steel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

H8TER

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (ZmvO3)

112 Alpacas are impressive creatures. Tall, fluffy, and not all of them have foolish faces, though you can see the camel family look in them.

We used to have an alpaca ranch about an hour's drive north of the lake. No, not for meat, but for their wool. On a 2004 visit at their gift shop I bought a thick alpaca wool sweater I still wear to this day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

113 Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy

She me recent celebrities/sports stars have jumped on the fake moon landing conspiracy. The old conspiracies never die, they just wait for new retards.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (Ti9vn)

114
I'm really not joking at him going flat earth. I would not be surprised at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (w6EFb)

115 What if you're a woman and ask for a woman doctor...
Or a man asking for a woman doctor...
-----

What's a woman?

Posted by: Kentanji, Supreme Overlord of Supreme Justice at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

116 I don't even know what autocorrect was changing with 'she me'.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (Ti9vn)

117
Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you


Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons are gone, gone, gone...

...that said, I am looking forward to them unveiling their new uniforms created "in the style of Hugo Boss".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (ixS3i)

118 105 Hmmm, antifa's flag is looking falcon-ish.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (nCTkv)


Wait! There's a joke here! Antifa stands for Anti-Falcon. They are so against the falcon they have to become one!

(Rereads)

That sucked, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (nCTkv)

119 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026
*
Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 22, 2026


***
"Nihilism? Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an *ethos*."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

120 Tucker has really lost his mind. He'll end up on the Ancient Aliens show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (vJPf4)

121 23 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

If I am remembering my American Civil War history correctly, General Grant was always interested in what the Confederate soldiers were lugging around.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM


"An army marches on its stomach"

-- Probably Frederick the Great

Hopefully the IRGC will soon be incapable of marching anywhere, especially on their own people.

Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (HlyYF)

122 Kinch did wear a uniform on missions but did have to hide out even so. There was a show where he was a doppleganger with an African princelet who was going to make a deal with the Germans and had a pretty wife. Kinch took his place and foiled the plan.
------

Yep, they agreed to meet in Detroit after the war...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

123 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."


Uh huh. Where did the pizza come from?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (vJrRc)

124 Next thing you know, Tuq'r will start believing in the whole Tartarian thing.

Actually, now that I think about it, he probably will, in reality, not as a joke. It's right up his alley.

I try to be funny, but reality ends up defeating me every time.
Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (HD2n/)

You can't play in the swamp without getting dirty yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

125 Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

126 Persian Gulf oil is now flowing at greater rates than it did before the conflict with Iran

======

I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM


Gas/diesel prices are not going to come down anytime soon. llyods of london and all other big maritime insurance companies are refusing to issue coverage to ships transiting the straits of hormuz unless they pay 4 times the pre war premiums, that adds hundreds of thousands of dollars to the pre war cost of oil for each trip. They are not going to eat that extra cost.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (I43vL)

127 >>Left-wing Ketanji Brown Jackson is the sole dissenter, imagine that one.
Posted by: JackStraw

Bitch is sub-80 IQ.

Posted by: Can A Woman Be A Big Dummy? at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (EdP2u)

128 If anyone can vote in CA, maybe there should be MAGA busses to match the Dims and illegals? Now in NH you just need student ID (so you can vote by mail in your home state, and vote again in college).

Pay them to tour all the blue states who don't want ID. Vote many times in each state and move onto the next.

Fight fraud with fraud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

129 Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader


That was hilarious

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:37 PM (vJrRc)

130
The guy on the left side of that final video?

Apparently a tranny, based on photos from "his" younger days --

https://gifdb.com/images/high/
little-girl-meme-hilarious-face-jl2pbyq02poy1sbe.gif

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:37 PM (ixS3i)

131 Well, if we're going to get all sciency . . . There's been a controversy in dinosaur world concerning Spinosaurus, about whether the spines on his [OK, OK, "xis"] back represented a sail or a hump. That question seems to be answered.

https://tinyurl.com/3w66d54z

SPOILER ALERT! It's a sail.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

132 Maybe Atlanta can hire Frank Reich now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (6vuXd)

133 Don't keep watching that past the crystal skull part. It then goes to a sex scene which is pretty funny but is also semi-explicit.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:02 PM

You say write that disclaimer like what follows is a bad thing ...

#yousureaboutthat

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (oCio0)

134 Inca Roads is a fantastic Frank Zappa song for anyone not familiar with it.

Posted by: George Duke Fan at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (EdP2u)

135 I am keeping this one alive every thread until I get bored so that the Paul's and Rainmans can dutifully report that we are 'melting down' about the shocking, unexpected, unknown, Enigma like riddle that Lindsey Graham, that 'confirmed bachelor', was light in the loafers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

136 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."


Uh huh. Where did the pizza come from?
-----

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Posted by: King Arthur at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

137 Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons are gone, gone, gone...

...that said, I am looking forward to them unveiling their new uniforms created "in the style of Hugo Boss".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (ixS3i)

Wasn't that like 30 years ago though? None of their players were even born, or most of their fans.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

138 I always wanted to believe in the German base on the moon.
Seemed more optimistic bullshit than the moon-landing "Capricorn One" bullshit. And then we'd have to go back to the moon to beat the nazis again

Posted by: plus, they're probably falcons fans at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (88C+u)

139 The IRGC are showing off their FOABs. Shame they don't have an air force.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (ua/lL)

140
Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy)



Nazis training velociraptors underground as their new cavalry force. I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (y9nCu)

141 You all think Tucker is a moron.

You are forgetting he is a whore. He says this crazy stuff because it gets clicks. He is a moron, and a whore.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (R7SYm)

142 122 Kinch did wear a uniform on missions but did have to hide out even so. There was a show where he was a doppleganger with an African princelet who was going to make a deal with the Germans and had a pretty wife. Kinch took his place and foiled the plan.
------

Yep, they agreed to meet in Detroit after the war...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

Not Queens?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

143 The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Posted by: King Arthur at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

144 Cat Ass Trophy, where you been? Haven't seen you around in quite awhile.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (FGA9/)

145 123 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."


Uh huh. Where did the pizza come from?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (vJrRc)

We also pick up pizzas of the road...

Posted by: West Virginia at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (l3cgK)

146 >>I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.


They might but they'd be stupid to do that. Does anyone really believe the party that tried to ban ICE vehicles and has been shutting down refineries for years is going to lower gas prices.

This is the party of Barry Obama who said his policies would "necessarily cause gas prices to skyrocket".

Prices around here are down about $0.40 in the last few weeks and heading down.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (viF8m)

147 Maybe I should put it in my noc because im lazy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

148
Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


Please... he was preternaturally happy and not ghey ghey!

Right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (ixS3i)

149 96 Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.


out: hollow earth
in: hollow moon

Posted by: nasa at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (sGtp+)

150 Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea et al, 1982:
youtube.com/watch?v=Fk240aqDE_U

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

151 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (I43vL)

How much oil do we get from this route? It shouldn't effect us but it's all about commodities traders

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Ti9vn)

152 Yep, they agreed to meet in Detroit after the war...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

Not Queens?
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)


Kinch was from Cleveland, not sure where the woman was from and they were meeting halfway in Detroit IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

153 He is a moron, and a whore.
Posted by: bob


A whoron?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (vJrRc)

154 134 Inca Roads is a fantastic Frank Zappa song for anyone not familiar with it. Posted by: George Duke Fan

How much is MisHum paying you?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (ZmvO3)

155 Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026


***
The thin-crusted warblers do

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (wzUl9)

156 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (I43vL)

How much oil do we get from this route? It shouldn't effect us but it's all about commodities traders
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Ti9vn)

none. All for Europe and the far east.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

157 128 If anyone can vote in CA, maybe there should be MAGA busses to match the Dims and illegals? Now in NH you just need student ID (so you can vote by mail in your home state, and vote again in college).

Pay them to tour all the blue states who don't want ID. Vote many times in each state and move onto the next.

Fight fraud with fraud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

Only one side will get arrested.

Posted by: West Virginia at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (l3cgK)

158 I always wanted to believe in the German base on the moon.
Seemed more optimistic bullshit than the moon-landing "Capricorn One" bullshit. And then we'd have to go back to the moon to beat the nazis again

Posted by: plus, they're probably falcons fans at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM


We don't have to go to the moon to root them out, they will come to earth to get iphones to use as computers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (I43vL)

159 Kenneth Washington took over the role when Ivan Dixon decided to evacuate Stalag 13.

Posted by: Token Prisoner at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (EdP2u)

160 "He says this crazy stuff because it gets clicks."

Concur.

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026

***
The thin-crusted warblers do
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (wzUl9)

Four thrushes could grasp them by the cooler crust...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)

162
We also pick up pizzas of the road...
Posted by: West Virginia


Road-flattened 'possum, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (ixS3i)

163 130
The guy on the left side of that final video?

Apparently a tranny, based on photos from "his" younger days --

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

David Mitchell? He is married with a daughter I think.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (R7SYm)

164 "He says this crazy stuff because it gets clicks."

Concur.
Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

His clicks are down 75 percent I hear since a certain data center took a drone hit somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

165 polynikes, we don't use any of that oil.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:42 PM (ua/lL)

166 We don't have to go to the moon to root them out, they will come to earth to get iphones to use as computers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026


***
They'll really have to be supermen to handle gravity six times greater than what they've been living in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:42 PM (wzUl9)

167
All in all, I think the best debunking of the Moon landing conspiracy, all the way from the idiotic "space is all fake" up to yeah, we sent unmanned probes but Apollo didn't really send men up there is the far side of the Moon photos.

NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EFb)

168 We support Ellen Omar and believe Trump is trying hurt another person of color.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimliene at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (1r/TO)

169 I always wanted to believe in the German base on the moon.
Seemed more optimistic bullshit than the moon-landing "Capricorn One" bullshit. And then we'd have to go back to the moon to beat the nazis again

Posted by: plus, they're probably falcons fans at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM


We don't have to go to the moon to root them out, they will come to earth to get iphones to use as computers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (I43vL)

Capricorn One was a Mars mission.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (uhVAy)

170 How much oil do we get from this route? It shouldn't effect us but it's all about commodities traders
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Ti9vn)

none. All for Europe and the far east.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM


Unfortunately oil is a globally traded commodity and the price of a barrel coming out of the persian gulf effects the price worldwide.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)

171 121 Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (sGtp+)

172 Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?
Posted by: Oldcat

Is that laden or unladen?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:44 PM (V8Zwm)

173 NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EFb)

The real conspiracy is them hiding that arch criminal Chairface Chippendale burned the first three letters of his name on the Moon.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:44 PM (uhVAy)

174 hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns
Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026


***
I'll take a chocolate Makarov!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

175 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)

That why I said but...

We are paying for Europe and Asia.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (Ti9vn)

176 All in all, I think the best debunking of the Moon landing conspiracy, all the way from the idiotic "space is all fake" up to yeah, we sent unmanned probes but Apollo didn't really send men up there is the far side of the Moon photos.

NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.
------

Agreed. But keep in mind that this topic is so evergreen that circa 2000 Fox television broadcast a full hour of content from the side arguing that the moon landings were fake.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (TN0g+)

177 I see we have reached the “The Republicans are even losing the senate seat in Kansas, that a democrat hasn’t won in over 100 years, so republicans might as well not waste their time and just stay home on election day” phase of the season.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (OFk33)

178 171 121 Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM


Democrats are scared of Pop Tart guns.

The mullahs might only fold in the face of more substantial firearms.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

179 Gas in se Pa has been bit over $4.33

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

180 All in all, I think the best debunking of the Moon landing conspiracy, all the way from the idiotic "space is all fake" up to yeah, we sent unmanned probes but Apollo didn't really send men up there is the far side of the Moon photos.

NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EF

It is well known that there are just Cat Women on the Moon lusting after our brave astronaut men.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

181 Capricorn One was a Mars mission.
Posted by: Oldcat

I know THAT, but The Best OJ Simpson Movie was playing off of 1970s-era post-Nixon paranoia and taking tentative dips into the moon-landing-denial pool.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

182
FUN FACT:

Elon Musk stole all of his Tesla and SpaceX technology from the Ancient Incas.

Going to Mars was like a beach vacation for them.

The name of Musk's company "Tesla" came not from the whacky Hungarian but came from the Incan God, Teslachouhcouluhk, the god of good ideas.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

183 Democrats are scared of Pop Tart guns.

The mullahs might only fold in the face of more substantial firearms.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

Bacon shrapnel FTW

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

184 How bad can things be in Iran if they have road pizza?

I never see road pizza.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (R7SYm)

185 Gas in se Pa has been bit over $4.33
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Ironic that you have the first oil well.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (Ti9vn)

186
hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns
Posted by: anachronda


A primed and ready to rumble population will find ways to make them by judiciously chewing PopTarts into the appropriate forms.

"Pew-Pews" with frosted bullets!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (ixS3i)

187 Glock Tarts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (n9eFH)

188
It is well known that there are just Cat Women on the Moon lusting after our brave astronaut men.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026


***
I'll adopt a couple as long as they don't look like Persians. Too flat-faced for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)

189 Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

Serbian.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:48 PM (Ti9vn)

190 Gas here in lexington has been around 3.95.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

191 Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns
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I think a really good gift for the President would be chocolate revolver. Since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him quick and give it to him.

Posted by: Jack Handey at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (TN0g+)

192 *also the fictional Capricorn One was a successful Mars mission, kind of. It did actually get there and (almost) back. Just without life support or, uh, astronauts.

Posted by: 88C+u did actually watch it at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (88C+u)

193 Pizza is halal?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (3ImbR)

194 Antifa is behind the French riots?!? Its like all my certainties are uncertain!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

195 Just to clarify, the AI isn't aware of jack shit.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H)

196 Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

Didn't mean to step on your snark. That was pretty good.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)

197 Most of the gas stations here -- Exxon, Shell, a few Texacos, Marathons, and Sunocos -- are $3.69-3.79 for E10 regular. Here and there you can find a convenience store or truck stop with $3.49-3.59. Murphy Oil, the Walmart stations, seem to be around $3.55.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:51 PM (wzUl9)

198
Only one side will get arrested.
Posted by: West Virginia at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (l3cgK)

*****
Good advice.

Paint all busses like Tom Wolfe's Electric-Koolaid Acid Test.

Pretend to be trans or ghey as untouchables.

Wear Hillary or Kam tee shirts and big, plastic glasses.

This should work?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:51 PM (hzuYO)

199 Capricorn One was a Mars mission.
Posted by: Oldcat

I know THAT, but The Best OJ Simpson Movie was playing off of 1970s-era post-Nixon paranoia and taking tentative dips into the moon-landing-denial pool.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

I saw it in the theatres...I thought they ruined the ending by making it a happy one (well one of them lived). It would have been a lot more in with the theme to have them get caught and Hal Holbrook (the big bad) get the news and smile as he sits with the astronaut's family at the funeral.

If you don't know the plot - Space mission to Mars can't be made to work so they fake it to keep the program running. As they are smuggling the astronauts out to the re-entry point in the South Pacific the capsule burns up on re-entry...and they can't let the astronauts go. They escape and are hunted down except the star and a scrappy reporter dude who arrive at the funeral.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

200 The conspiracy people connect Stanley Kubrick to the alphabet agencies as part of their main evidence.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (Ti9vn)

201 I'll adopt a couple as long as they don't look like Persians. Too flat-faced for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Mrrr?

Posted by: Buck Rogers' tiger-women from Mars at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

202 Aurelius

Mrrr?
Posted by: Buck Rogers' tiger-women from Mars at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

Wilma Deering was notably not from Mars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

203 Weren't there some genetically-engineered cat people in Cordwainer Smith's Instrumentality SF stories? "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (wzUl9)

204 >> But keep in mind that this topic is so evergreen that circa 2000 Fox television broadcast a full hour of content

One of the silly argument is "But muh Van Allen belts would've killed them!".

After that Fox special, James Van Allen himself responded in email to someone associated with that, in his late '80s (he died in 2006, IIRC). It was basically, "No, Big Dummy, it wouldn't have killed them and didn't, we all actually you know, thought about this, planned for it, and designed the trajectory around it..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (w6EFb)

205
If you look back to the original "Planet of the Apes", you may recall that the sole woman on that mission was referred to by Charlton Heston as "their new Eve".

Think about what the posting for the job might have looked like:

HELP WANTED: nubile and fertile young woman, pleasant looking, built, and open-minded. Must be willing to participate in a sexual "four way". Apply at NASA, Hubba-Hubba, Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (ixS3i)

206 184 How bad can things be in Iran if they have road pizza?

I never see road pizza.


one presumes that you will see an occasional "caution: pizza crossing" sign in iran.

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:55 PM (sGtp+)

207 Buzz Aldrin had the best response to the conspiracists.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Ti9vn)

208 >>Paint all busses like Tom Wolfe's Electric-Koolaid Acid Test.

You're either on the bus of off the bus.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

209 HELP WANTED: nubile and fertile young woman, pleasant looking, built, and open-minded. Must be willing to participate in a sexual "four way". Apply at NASA, Hubba-Hubba, Cape Canaveral, Florida.

That's a while away from Cornell.
Better pack those astro-diapers.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (88C+u)

210 Posted by: Buck Rogers' tiger-women from Mars at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

Wilma Deering was notably not from Mars.
-----

Buck got more alien women than Kirk did, and hotter ones too.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

211 193 Pizza is halal?

the ants keep it clean

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (sGtp+)

212
How bad can things be in Iran if they have road pizza?


But it is only Ham and Pineapple road pizza.

Those poor people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (ixS3i)

213 Hollow Moon is a real conspiracy and it's pretty interesting. I mean it's not really real but the theories are creepy and cool.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (Hucnr)

214 Pizza is halal?

No Canadian Bacon

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:58 PM (Ti9vn)

215 We also pick up pizzas of the road...
Posted by: West Virginia

Road-flattened 'possum, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:


oh whew. I was thinking something completely different.

I might have confused it with "platform pizza"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:59 PM (vJrRc)

216
Minutes away from grilled ribeye heaven!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:59 PM (YSUhf)

217 Road pizza > gas station sushi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 06:59 PM (vJPf4)

218
Buzz Aldrin had the best response to the conspiracists.
Posted by: polynikes


The more that I have read about Neil Armstrong's and Buzz Aldrin's outstanding performances during their Gemini missions, the more convinced I become that those two truly were suited best to land first on the Moon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 07:00 PM (ixS3i)

219 190 Gas here in lexington has been around 3.95.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

Closest Costco has regular at $5.80/gal

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 07:01 PM (l3cgK)

220 "It later added, "I gave you a pre-packaged, lopsided lecture because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly."

AI is getting a conscience?

NO, the programming just hasn't gotten far enough to cover up these admissions. Soon it will have a more WOKE answer, and the ability to track who is asking these "racist" questions.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 07:01 PM (vbXSk)

221 193 Pizza is halal?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (3ImbR)

Depends on the toppings.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 07:01 PM (l3cgK)

222 I try to be funny, but reality ends up defeating me every time.
Posted by: zombie


"No matter how cynical I get, I can never keep up."
-- Lily Tomlin

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 07:02 PM (vTZFs)

223 More heads will explode:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
54m
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk's SpaceX is reportedly in talks to access at least 80,000 THOUSAND U.S. cell tower sites as it gears up to launch its own nationwide wireless carrier — Bloomberg

Elon is about to send SHOCKWAVES around the nation! 🇺🇸

Starlink Mobile's next-gen satellites start launching in 2027

SpaceX could take "quite a few" customers from AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile. Those three bring in about $600 billion a year combined

THIS IS HUGE.

Don't bet against
@ElonMusk

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 07:02 PM (kX27y)

224 The more that I have read about Neil Armstrong's and Buzz Aldrin's outstanding performances during their Gemini missions, the more convinced I become that those two truly were suited best to land first on the Moon.
----

People talk about rock stars and how many have a difficult time "coming down" from having 50,000 people cheering for you for 2 hours a night--just imagine how hard it must have been for those astronauts to "come down" from leaving the earth and landing on the moon and then piloting safely home afterwards.

Somehow playing golf afterwards probably didn't provide much of a rush.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

225 Minutes away from grilled ribeye heaven!!!

Posted by: naturalfake

I had filet mignon last night. Sloppy Joe today.

Posted by: Poppy is Sloppy at October 22, 2026 07:03 PM (EdP2u)

226 Where do I sign up? !

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 07:03 PM (ua/lL)

227 New Mexico sued Meta for being lying shits (True) and then got a local US district to award NM $25 billion. I sent an email to the governor asking big was my cut. I am expecting the state cops to show up at my house any day now to toss it.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 07:04 PM (ZmvO3)

228 Antifa is a Communist organization

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)

229 I see all the World Series games are at 8PM Eastern. Seems a little late, but I guess that is prime time. Temps could be in low 50's in Milwaukee, not a frozen tundra, but a bit chilly.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 07:06 PM (vbXSk)

230 Weren't there some genetically-engineered cat people in Cordwainer Smith's Instrumentality SF stories? "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (wzUl9)

The C' is for Cat. As far as I recall they looked human, the only reference I remember is when the protagonist meets her again decades later she has had like 50 children since they apparently still have litters.

and dog people - D'Joan from another story.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)

231 Armstrong taking the ship to manual and maneuvering through the boulder is the definition of "cool as a cucumber"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 07:07 PM (vJPf4)

232 the ants keep it clean
Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (sGtp+)
~~~~~

But wouldn't the ants be considered meat? Then they would have to be slaughtered in the proper manner, by slitting their throats, not biting them.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 22, 2026 07:07 PM (3ImbR)

233 225 Minutes away from grilled ribeye heaven!!!

Posted by: naturalfake

I had filet mignon last night. Sloppy Joe today.

Posted by: Poppy is Sloppy at October 22, 2026 07:03 PM (EdP2u)

I had a few sloppy Joes myself back in the day.

Posted by: Kumala Whoris at October 22, 2026 07:07 PM (l3cgK)

234
Seems she lied about everything. That's how she got the quickie divorce from her brother, claimed she didn't know where he was/how to contact him:


David Steinberg
@realDSteinberg

35m
I’m most proud of this
@IlhanMN
find:

Not long after Ilhan swore 8 times in her divorce filing that she had no idea how to contact Ahmed, I proved — via the source code of the website for her sister Sahra Noor’s company 😎 — that he was working for Sahra, and quite easy to contact.


Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 07:08 PM (kX27y)

235
Also, read about Armstrong nearly getting killed testing the "flying bedstead", the simulator for the lunar module.

He walked away from that, and returned to his office a few hours to complete some paperwork that had been piling up.

He was a Cool Customer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 07:09 PM (w6EFb)

236 NO, the programming just hasn't gotten far enough to cover up these admissions. Soon it will have a more WOKE answer, and the ability to track who is asking these "racist" questions.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 07:01 PM (vbXSk)

I find it amusing when using them for programming aid they apologize for saying something wrong previously.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

237 Also, read about Armstrong nearly getting killed testing the "flying bedstead", the simulator for the lunar module.

He walked away from that, and returned to his office a few hours to complete some paperwork that had been piling up.

He was a Cool Customer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 07:09 PM (w6EFb)

His original landing spot was covered in rough rocks and he had to make a last minute adjustment to miss them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:10 PM (uhVAy)

238 When they say they want you dead, believe them.

https://tinyurl.com/sut27kch

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 22, 2026 07:11 PM (hmYU4)

239 CNN should have lost any license to broadcast after entering into an agreement with Saddam to broadcast his propaganda in exchange for access during time of war with the US.

That is treasonous.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:07 PM (Ti9vn)

No license required. They are strictly cable.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 22, 2026 07:14 PM (hmYU4)

240 Hollow Moon is a real conspiracy and it's pretty interesting. I mean it's not really real but the theories are creepy and cool.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (Hucnr)

We know about how massive the moon was by the tides at a minimum even before space travel and probes. If it were hollow to any large extent it would have to be made of crazy stuff rather than the stuff we hauled back from there. Or meteors that hit earth that we can tell are blown off the Moon when meteors hit it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:14 PM (uhVAy)

241 The C' is for Cat. As far as I recall they looked human, the only reference I remember is when the protagonist meets her again decades later she has had like 50 children since they apparently still have litters.

and dog people - D'Joan from another story.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)
---
Don't forget "The Crime and the Glory of Commander Suzdal," where cats breed for two million years for the sole purpose of rescuing the titular commander out of a jam. He gets exiled to Shayol (featured in another story) for his troubles.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D)

242 Footage of Armstrong's lunar lander simulator crash:
https://t.ly/NN0qd

A thruster failed, he tried to stabilize and compensate, and then ejected at the last second.

And then calmly returned to the office.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (w6EFb)

243 the ants keep it clean
Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (sGtp+)
~~~~~

But wouldn't the ants be considered meat? Then they would have to be slaughtered in the proper manner, by slitting their throats, not biting them.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 22, 2026 07:07 PM (3ImbR)

I think even the Bible has an exception for locust bugs since if they arrive in numbers its all you are gonna have to eat for a long time.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)

244
Also, read about Armstrong nearly getting killed testing the "flying bedstead", the simulator for the lunar module.

He walked away from that, and returned to his office a few hours to complete some paperwork that had been piling up.

He was a Cool Customer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)


The wild ride that followed undocking from the Agena docking target during the Gemini VIII mission was no cakewalk, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (ixS3i)

245 208 >>Paint all busses like Tom Wolfe's Electric-Koolaid Acid Test.

You're either on the bus of off the bus.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

*********
More ideas to pack the vote: in India people ride on top of busses. We can do this, to increase the vote! Just maintain a sense of decorum. Cry ICE now and then, like you need ice for your drink as it could chase some offal off the voting site. I think this is a good, solid plan if SCOTUS and judges are messing with the legal vote.

I just found the clip of Tousi's of IRGC eating ant pizza.

My first question would've been, "Who put this here? Is it poisoned? It's a trick!!!" I said this to my husband and he commented he wonders about the weird things that I focus on.

I mean, never mind the ants (extra protein unless fire ants). How did the pizza get there? Was there a pizza truck accident? Pizza fairies? A like minded Iranian dropped it off as charity?

I realize if I was starving I might eat road pizza with ants, or I probably would not. I hope I never find out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (hzuYO)

246 Don't forget "The Crime and the Glory of Commander Suzdal," where cats breed for two million years for the sole purpose of rescuing the titular commander out of a jam. He gets exiled to Shayol (featured in another story) for his troubles.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D)

My favorite though are the telepathic cat partners of the human telepaths who guard the ships in deep space travel from the Rats/Dragons in The Game of Rat and Dragon. One of the great short stories of all time. The cats go out in little craft steered by the humans and swat the controls that send light bombs to kill them because only they are fast enough to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (uhVAy)

247
You've got to be basically Mr. Spock under life and death pressure. If you panic in the least, you dies. Remain calm and logical when you know the slightest wrong move will kill you right then and there.

These guys were the absolute cream of the crop at that ability.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (w6EFb)

248 Are Black and White Colors? - Britannica

https://www.britannica.com/story/
are-black-and-white-colors

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (eGn4U)

249 Are Black and White Colors? - Britannica

https://www.britannica.com/story/
are-black-and-white-colors
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (eGn4U)

One of my early memories is being repressed in Kindergarten because they would not accept "Black" as my favorite color for clothes.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

250
My first question would've been, "Who put this here? Is it poisoned? It's a trick!!!" I said this to my husband and he commented he wonders about the weird things that I focus on.


Did you look at him, levelly, and remark, "You are aware, of course, of the crowd at AoSHQ with whom I engage in outlandish repartee?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (ixS3i)

251 Inca dinka doo.

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

252 I realize if I was starving I might eat road pizza with ants, or I probably would not. I hope I never find out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGrea

Just remember to clip on that pager you found.

Posted by: MkY at October 22, 2026 07:22 PM (ik4bQ)

253 I mean, never mind the ants (extra protein unless fire ants). How did the pizza get there? Was there a pizza truck accident? Pizza fairies? A like minded Iranian dropped it off as charity?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (hzuYO)

At a guess they swiped it from somebody who had it first.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

254 I think even the Bible has an exception for locust bugs since if they arrive in numbers its all you are gonna have to eat for a long time.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)


Currently airing season of “Apothecary Diaries” notes that cooked locust tastes good while similarly prepared grasshopper does not. Background note: this story is set in a fictional 16th century China and a locust invasion may be about happen.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 07:25 PM (eGn4U)

255
Gas price was $3.37 today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Went up to 3.99 here. Was 3.69 a couple days ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)

256
NOODGE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 07:26 PM (ixS3i)

257 One of my early memories is being repressed in Kindergarten because they would not accept "Black" as my favorite color for clothes.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)


What were you, a proto-goth?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM (eGn4U)

258 "Hollow Moon is a real conspiracy and it's pretty interesting. "

Donut world!

https://tinyurl.com/2bz89hln

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 22, 2026 08:06 PM (dyMal)

259 Art Bell was right about so many things. I'm just not going to tell you which ones.
Hah! See you on another temporal plane, losers! From Coast to Coast!

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 22, 2026 09:01 PM (1Aai7)

260 And to Christiane A. Not going to miss you and you will be forgotten tomorrow.

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (1Aai7)

261 💖

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 10:03 PM (vC80E)

Andy Ngo: My Sources Tell Me the Bend, Oregon School Shooter Is Part of the Satanic Child Grooming Cult "764"

Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo

According to my sourcing, federal investigators are seeking to confirm whether the 16-year-old Bend, Ore. school sh--ter (Griffin John), who killed four women and children, was radicalized by the 764 terror cult. This is a leading suspicion.

If this is confirmed, it would be the second Oregon school attack this year by a youth believed to be radicalized by the satanic terror cult. The 764 network is known for grooming teens to produce s--xual abuse content, carry out animal-killing blood rituals, and mass m--rder s--icides.

Ngo wrote about the sentencing of a member of the "764" cult in August.

I previously speculated that this story was being slow-played because we'd discover, in the end, that it involves an Establishment Client Protection Group.

The member just sentenced is, yes, trans.


Trans Leader in '764' Satanic Cult That Grooms Children for Sexual Abuse, Torture, Terrorism and Blood Rituals Sentenced to 77 Years in Prison

A trans-identifying member of a violent, satanic cult-like network has been federally sentenced in Tennessee for violent and sexual crimes against minors.


KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A transgender member of a violent satanic death cult network was sentenced to 77 years in federal prison Wednesday after pleading guilty to sexually exploiting and terrorizing underage girls around the world and grooming them into mutilating themselves and torturing animals to death.

Kyle William Spitze, 27, pleaded guilty in late 2024 to producing child sexual abuse material (CSAM), possessing and accessing with the intent to view CSAM and helping distribute animal torture videos, but he wasn't sentenced until Wednesday by U.S. District Judge Thomas A. Varlan. The judge sentenced him to the entirety of what the prosecution had sought.

Spitze is a leader of the "HarmNation" group, which is part of the "764" satanic accelerationist cult-like online network.

The decentralized network of mostly teen boys and young men grooms its minor victims into producing child sex abuse material of themselves, mutilating their bodies, abusing or killing animals and, in some cases, committing suicide and/or killing others. They often target victims on online gaming platforms popular with children, such as Minecraft and Roblox.

Ngo doesn't call this a trans cult. He just notes that at least one member is trans.

And of course this isn't confirmed yet, merely suspected.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM




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1 Kid looked like a demon.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (enNUy)

2 of course

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (3cUTc)

3 Mom needs to be in prison as well.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (enNUy)

4 Andy Ngo is the only NGO I would support.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (l3cgK)

5 The FBI is going to come down even harder on this group if they've moved on to inspiring school shootings.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

6 A different take on trans demons still equals demons in my math.

His eyes are demonic.

Thankful I don't meet people like this or know anyone like this.

Prayers against evil every night as it's coming to the surface and grooming kids.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:04 PM (hzuYO)

7 These trans people seem just a bit unstable, no?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 05:05 PM (vJPf4)

8 Willard (SWIDT?)

184 Watch the movie Outsourced. I've said it before but I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Ti9vn)

You might also like 'The Other End of the Line' (200. Similar theme but dot-Indian girl travels to America to meet boy.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (QGaXH)

9 what does the "764" mean?

I'm sure it's some goofy-ass shit that they think is super symbolic and meaningful.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (3cUTc)

10
The Pitch Meeting for "Mortal Kobe II" is pretty funny.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (YSUhf)

11 These trans people seem just a bit unstable, no?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 05:05 PM


Just a wee bit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (I43vL)

12
If he wasn't in the cult, he probably wanted to be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (mmrXZ)

13 Kid looks like Jim Carrey gone demonic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (wzUl9)

14 9 what does the "764" mean?

I'm sure it's some goofy-ass shit that they think is super symbolic and meaningful.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (3cUTc)

AI sez: The name "764" originates from the ZIP codes of Stephenville, Texas, where the network was founded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:07 PM (l3cgK)

15 Keep on praying for our country, keep saying the name of Jesus wherever you go. The only way to defeat the enemy (no mater its form), is to bring the Holy Trinity back into all aspects of our society.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 05:07 PM (SUQyq)

16 Is the Bend, OR, kid supposed to be tranny?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)

17 7 These trans people seem just a bit unstable, no?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 05:05 PM (vJPf4)

Like Nitrogen Tri-Iodide. (look it up)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (l3cgK)

18 That second pic of that fag in a bustier is the face of the democrat party.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (8EQTH)

19 Bob Dole thinks these retards need to touch some grass & then k#ll themselves. Leave the innocents out of it.

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (CIMmG)

20 Starting to think Charles Manson was a piker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (n5tGW)

21 President Trump and Elon should shut down the Internet til some of this stuff is erased forever. Weed the evil out and rewire kid's brains.

Any parent who does not control their kid's use of phones and the Internet is crazy.

We had controls on the computer at our house. They didn't get phones til college, which I realize is different now.

There has to be a way to stop this pollution and grooming. I believe it can be done.

I'd never heard of this demonic cult in my bubble. Wish almost I never did, but hope they get them all before even more school shootings.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:09 PM (hzuYO)

22 The 764 network is known for grooming teens to produce s--xual abuse content, carry out animal-killing blood rituals, and mass m--rder s--icides.

-
Do the Girl Scouts have a merit badge for that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:09 PM (ndZc7)

23 Don’t think I’ll hit that link.
Nosirree, ace. Nope.

That shit gives me nightmares. The devil is real. And lurks about seeking the ruin of souls.

St Michael, protect us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2026 05:10 PM (rQIkv)

24 I was listening to a podcast about 764, and youre never going to believe this, but the media considers this a "right-wing" org.

Because Satanism is such a big part of the conservative platform.

Posted by: Leupold at October 22, 2026 05:10 PM (zTiHq)

25 764 predates trans-mania

They mostly murder old people and produce child pron.

Wikipedia helpfully calls them "right wing"

Posted by: Said no one in SC ever at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (sKqQm)

26 22 The 764 network is known for grooming teens to produce s--xual abuse content, carry out animal-killing blood rituals, and mass m--rder s--icides.

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Do the Girl Scouts have a merit badge for that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:09 PM (ndZc7)

I think it includes an unside-down pentagram...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (l3cgK)

27 Like Nitrogen Tri-Iodide. (look it up)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026


***
It wasn't discovered until 1990. No wonder my late-'60s chemistry class never mentioned it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

28 Just throw your bingo card away at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (Hucnr)

29
kobe = kombat

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (YSUhf)

30 Both those guys look textbook MAGA to me.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (dIske)

31 764, for when Islam just isn't evil enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (ndZc7)

32 They go that high?!

Posted by: eMudhra at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (88C+u)

33 24 I was listening to a podcast about 764, and youre never going to believe this, but the media considers this a "right-wing" org.

Because Satanism is such a big part of the conservative platform.

Posted by: Leupold at October 22, 2026 05:10 PM (zTiHq)

As is transgenderism. Is Antifa aware of this?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (l3cgK)

34 Is the 764 group the ones who used the internet to befriend minors and then get blackmail sexual photos of them, and then get them to kill themselves?

That is how their activities were described in the past, so I am a bit confused, are these new incidents people forced to do violent things out of blackmail, or are they members of the cult themselves?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 05:12 PM (QO5fI)

35 29
kobe = kombat

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (YSUhf)

figured it wasn't about the beeves from Japan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:12 PM (l3cgK)

36 That shit gives me nightmares. The devil is real. And lurks about seeking the ruin of souls.

St Michael, protect us.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Over the years, I have prayed that our Dear Lord would allow me to die a righteous death. The more I listen to the news that outcome seems more and more likely.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 05:13 PM (V8Zwm)

37 How many different pills was this kid taking?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 05:13 PM (6vuXd)

38 As is transgenderism. Is Antifa aware of this?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (l3cgK)

There were a few transy thugs in Antifa and allied mobs in Kenosha WI if I recall, in the riots that Rittenhouse plugged a few.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

39 The compound you probably don't want is dimethyl mercury

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:13 PM (88C+u)

40 There is much evil in this world that used to hide. Now it's out in the open.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2026 05:14 PM (LHPAg)

41 I guess people are still falling for "send me nudes and now send me money because you sent me nudes".

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:14 PM (enNUy)

42
kobe = kombat

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (YSUhf)

figured it wasn't about the beeves from Japan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:12 PM (l3cgK)



Actually, it is. Because the steaks are high!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:15 PM (YSUhf)

43 8 Willard (SWIDT?)

184 Watch the movie Outsourced. I've said it before but I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Ti9vn)

You might also like 'The Other End of the Line' (2008qq) Similar theme but dot-Indian girl travels to America to meet boy.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (QGaXH)

Watching either or both the above movies might be a good palette cleanser for the dark, distressing subject this thread deals with.

I inserted qq in an attempt to keep 2008 from defaulting to an emoji.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 05:15 PM (QGaXH)

44 Like Nitrogen Tri-Iodide. (look it up)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026

***
It wasn't discovered until 1990. No wonder my late-'60s chemistry class never mentioned it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

My Chemistry teacher in HS in the 70s made that stuff every years and blew a filter paper cone (think like a coffee filter) up with a feather on a loooong bamboo rod.

So its a lot older than that - nice pretty purple smoke cloud too.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)

45
That is how their activities were described in the past, so I am a bit confused, are these new incidents people forced to do violent things out of blackmail, or are they members of the cult themselves?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 05:12 PM (QO5fI)

The group appears to be getting more extreme over time.
Kinda like the society that spawned it.

The FBI and other LEOs have been after them, but it's more of a viral loose-knit type group with different cells from what I can gather.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:16 PM (6ydKt)

46 Rittenhouse didn't plug any trannies, he just winged a woman beater and deleted a couple of pedos.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:16 PM (88C+u)

47 22 The 764 network is known for grooming teens to produce s--xual abuse content, carry out animal-killing blood rituals, and mass m--rder s--icides.

-
Do the Girl Scouts have a merit badge for that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:09 PM (ndZc7)

Maybe not but they are all in on PP so there is that aspect of murder baked in those cookies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (EiePB)

48 There were a few transy thugs in Antifa and allied mobs in Kenosha WI if I recall, in the riots that Rittenhouse plugged a few.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
He sure did, didn't he? Lord love him.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (LHPAg)

49
Any parent who does not control their kid's use of phones and the Internet is crazy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

===============

I don't see how parents can blithely buy phones, separate lines, all that shyte for kids these days. Just leave your doors and windows wide open and put a sign on the lawn saying "Free teenagers, no questions asked."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (mmrXZ)

50
They need to reopen the insane asylums.

Too many people are just plain bug-ass nuts.

and not in a harmless way. They all seem to be malevolent as hell.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (YSUhf)

51 The name "764" originates from the ZIP codes of Stephenville, Texas, where the network was founded.
Posted by: jim
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Small town Texas. Really? Only thing there is a small conservative college in the Texas A&M system. Tarleton State University.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 22, 2026 05:18 PM (VCgbV)

52 41 I guess people are still falling for "send me nudes and now send me money because you sent me nudes".
Posted by: nckate

This just in: teenagers are stupid, news at 11

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:18 PM (88C+u)

53 I've been saying for years we need to put more money into mental hospitals, with different levels of security like prisons.

But know, we can let the psychos go and tell them to self-medicate and get to their appointments.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:18 PM (6ydKt)

54 Rittenhouse didn't plug any trannies, he just winged a woman beater and deleted a couple of pedos.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:16 PM (88C+u)

He didn't shoot any, but there were lots of flakes imported from all over the country to make up their riot squads, and I read reports and pictures.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:19 PM (uhVAy)

55 Every single day and night pray for your kids in schools.

I have no real fear of anything but school shootings. All were by demons vs depression or the Columbine group. My boys were in HS and the fear has never left me, and I don't scare easily. Now I have grandchildren and I pray for them every night to be protected, their school and parish...and that no evil come near.

When it was depression or drugs with Columbine. Or bullying. No. It's satan preying on them.

This story provides truth like a magnifying glass...it's more than trans, which is also not from God because it involves children, it's demonic right under our noses.

I don't much care if you are an adult and want to do gross stuff with your bodies, just don't bother me with it.

When it comes to children that's an entirely differnet matter to fight and defend.

There are not enough millstones in 2026.

I won't dig deeper into this cult I've never heard of.

I don't want to know as I have something new to pray against.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:19 PM (hzuYO)

56 Rep. Ilhan Omar Tells Chris Hayes She’s Basically Living Paycheck to Paycheck

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I guess the bottom has fallen out of the empty barrel market.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:20 PM (ndZc7)

57 I've been saying for years we need to put more money into mental hospitals, with different levels of security like prisons.

But know, we can let the psychos go and tell them to self-medicate and get to their appointments.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:18 PM (6ydKt)

Naw, we give them better pills and cut them up. Science!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

58 I dont even know how these groups can really blackmail anyone, anymore.

Just say it's AI if they had some bullshit photos they threatened to release.

Posted by: Leupold at October 22, 2026 05:20 PM (zTiHq)

59 My sources tell me....... Lindsey Graham was also connected to that cult and also the Epstein Trump cult.

Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 05:20 PM (++1kQ)

60 Is this a different murderous trans cult than the Zizians?

Posted by: Democrats everywhere at October 22, 2026 05:21 PM (vJrRc)

61 43 ....palette cleanser for the dark, distressing subject this thread deals with.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 05:15 PM (QGaXH)

Speaking of which, I thimk I'll punch out for a while and go for a ride along the beach in my truck. That always cheers me up for some reason......maybe be back late in the ONT.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 05:21 PM (QGaXH)

62 Remember:
All these trannie future doctors, inventors and scientists will kill themselves if you call them by their deadname and actual pronouns.

Just because all of them go on to be mass murderers and psychopaths doesn't mean eventually one of them is going to be a doctor, inventor or scientist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:22 PM (3cUTc)

63 don't see how parents can blithely buy phones, separate lines, all that shyte for kids these days. Just leave your doors and windows wide open and put a sign on the lawn saying "Free teenagers, no questions asked."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (mmrXZ)

There used to be a site that showed before and after pics of normal kids pre going off to uni, and coming back skanky, peirced, tatted and dead-eyed. Plus student loan debt I suppose.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)

64 There is never just one trannie in a radical group.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:22 PM (Ti9vn)

65 Naw, we give them better pills and cut them up. Science!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

I don't know when committing the insane went out of style but we need to go back to the basics here.

There are still nuthouses, I know, but obvious to me and everybody, America has a real problem with loose nutcases.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

66 Sancte Michael Archangele,
defende nos in proelio;
contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium.
Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur:
tuque, Princeps militiae caelestis,
Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos,
qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo,
divina virtute, in infernum detrude. Amen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 05:22 PM (EiePB)

67 jim, do you have a source for that? Not saying it couldn't happen but Stephenville is cowboy country and that shit wouldn't fly.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (ua/lL)

68 they name this crap so it gets around the web Filters, Like rule 137 so it gets around the pron filters at schools so I am adding this to the block list

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (8WGyt)

69 Just sickening and evil.

Keep on praying as the poster above stated.

I think the internet was a mistake

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (JrHfD)

70 If you asked AI a couple months ago, "In the last decade, who commits more vandalism, violence and lethality....those on the Left or those on the Right?" AI (GEMINI) would tell you that the Right commits more of those items.

Today, if you ask it the same question it changes its answer to say that while the Right doesn't commit as many incidents as the Left, their actions are more lethal. They use the Capitol Building protests as a reference to back that statement up (an incident in which no one on the Right committed any lethal acts). They totally ignore the "transgender" mass shootings. They don't even reference what is going on in the EU at present.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

71 Like Nitrogen Tri-Iodide. (look it up)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026

***
It wasn't discovered until 1990. No wonder my late-'60s chemistry class never mentioned it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

My Chemistry teacher in HS in the 70s made that stuff every years and blew a filter paper cone (think like a coffee filter) up with a feather on a loooong bamboo rod.

So its a lot older than that - nice pretty purple smoke cloud too.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)


That's funny.

I used to make that stuff a lot for use as pranks.

I forget the name of the book, I got the recipe from but it was from the 1930s with a title like "Fun Projects for Boys".

Your local pharmacy used to sell iodine crystals so it was easy to make.

Me and my Gilbert Chemistry Set, good times, good times.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (YSUhf)

72 Charles Manson sucked more than a few dicks. He would have told you it was like a Viking though.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (Ti9vn)

73 Rep. Ilhan Omar Tells Chris Hayes She’s Basically Living Paycheck to Paycheck

-
I guess the bottom has fallen out of the empty barrel market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:20 PM (ndZc7)

You could probably make a decent business selling those. Cut in half for furniture, or as planters for the garden. Store rain water.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy)

74 Watch the movie Outsourced. I've said it before but I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.
Posted by: polynikes

I have an Indian heritage DIL (born in Qatar). Lovely wife, mother and person. Can swear in Hindu, Spanish, English and Texan.

She loathes India.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (V8Zwm)

75 15 Keep on praying for our country, keep saying the name of Jesus wherever you go. The only way to defeat the enemy (no mater its form), is to bring the Holy Trinity back into all aspects of our society.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 05:07 PM (SUQyq)

That idea isn't cray cray at all, Cray Cray.

Maybe I'll stop by the church and light a candle.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (QGaXH)

76 764 is an off shoot of a neoNazi group Order of the 9 Angles O9A

Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (++1kQ)

77 whoops wrong sock

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 05:25 PM (vJrRc)

78 Today, if you ask it the same question it changes its answer to say that while the Right doesn't commit as many incidents as the Left, their actions are more lethal. They use the Capitol Building protests as a reference to back that statement up (an incident in which no one on the Right committed any lethal acts). They totally ignore the "transgender" mass shootings. They don't even reference what is going on in the EU at present.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

Not even the counter programing of AI sticks for long. They did a lot of work when AI first came out reporting the truth on questions like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

79 764 is an off shoot of a neoNazi group Order of the 9 Angles O9A
Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (++1kQ)

Well a member would know, amirite?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

80 For people like that Kyle Spitze dude, it's easy to see the Devil peering out from behind his eyes.

He's no longer human.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 05:26 PM (FZ29D)

81 > There used to be a site that showed before and after pics of normal kids pre going off to uni, and coming back skanky, peirced, tatted and dead-eyed.

You should see my pictures before and after BYU. I look ... older.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:27 PM (mkw2N)

82 I recently spilled an entire bottle of iodine on my bathroom counter and tile floor. I thought I had instantly stained both but to my surprise neither the counter top or tile was porous so I was able to wipe it up . Some of the tile grout was darkened though.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:27 PM (Ti9vn)

83 My sources tell me....... Lindsey Graham was also connected to that cult and also the Epstein Trump cult.
Posted by: Paul


Didn't anyone ever tell you to not listen to the voices?

The voices are not your friends.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 05:27 PM (vJrRc)

84 I dunno about the kid looking "demonic". But he definitely looks...damaged.

Feel sorry for the mom though. I'm sure she took one look at that picture and felt instant despair.

Those of you without...difficult...kids: just STFU.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (lfNXu)

85 I can’t recall any other election cycle where republicans are counter programming against so many of their own candidates.

Vivek, Byron, Whatley, Paxton, Abbott, and just GOP in general because Trump hasn’t been perfect on their singular issue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (OFk33)

86 I don't know when committing the insane went out of style but we need to go back to the basics here.

There are still nuthouses, I know, but obvious to me and everybody, America has a real problem with loose nutcases.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

The 1970s, at least in CA. Hotel California was an asylum in my neck of the woods (big hit by the Eagles). Its now a college campus, so I guess it has returned to its roots.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

87 I know its not a movie thread but somebody talked movies above.

I saw one of the best sports movies I ever saw that is in league with Brian's Song - for incredibly moving sports movie that will make real men cry. It is called Greater. Like Brian's Song it is also a true story Neal McDonough is the executive producer and a supporting cast member. The lead is a total unknown and absolutely fantastic. I did not know the story at all when I watched it. And that is the way to go in. Highest recommendation. Greater. Worth your time.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (anL5R)

88 I very much want to be a part of the group that finds these people.

Unfortunately there are some obstacles I can't get over.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (ua/lL)

89 I dunno about the kid looking "demonic". But he definitely looks...damaged.

Feel sorry for the mom though. I'm sure she took one look at that picture and felt instant despair.

Those of you without...difficult...kids: just STFU.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (lfNXu)

he looks like he's larping as the Vampire in Twilight.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

90 Is this substitute Paul trying to be funny because he's failing bigley. More retarded than usual.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (Ti9vn)

91 Cat Ass Trophy, good to see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (ua/lL)

92 Does Andy Ngo have weapons or some kind of bodyguards ( ?) , because he's another one who does valiant work against the evil left

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (TDdGM)

93 The 1970s, at least in CA. Hotel California was an asylum in my neck of the woods (big hit by the Eagles). Its now a college campus, so I guess it has returned to its roots.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

The Land of Fruits & Nuts?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

94 If you think Lindsay Graham's sexuality had no negative consequences, think again. Before Graham visited these guys' training camp, they were some of the manliest men who ever lived.

http://tiny.cc/twgc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (mkw2N)

95 I guess people are still falling for "send me nudes and now send me money because you sent me nudes".
---
Think darker.
They just need to befriend them to get enough personal info to just get a picture; their own social media or their family.
Then AI that into something compromising.
And blackmail into actual compromising.
Or release it anyway to drive them to suicide.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (3cUTc)

96 I have an Indian heritage DIL (born in Qatar). Lovely wife, mother and person. Can swear in Hindu, Spanish, English and Texan.

She loathes India.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (V8Zwm)

Saying India is like saying Europe or Far East. That area has zillions of different cultures and habits.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

97 Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

In SW Louisiana we would say you would be sent to Pineville.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (Ti9vn)

98 Cat Ass Trophy, good to see you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Good to see you. It has been 2 1/2 years. Maybe Ace isn’t mad at me anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (OFk33)

99 42
kobe = kombat

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:11 PM (YSUhf)

figured it wasn't about the beeves from Japan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:12 PM (l3cgK)


Actually, it is. Because the steaks are high!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:15 PM (YSUhf)

Especially in California. Organic, grass-fed...special blend.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK)

100 92 Does Andy Ngo have weapons or some kind of bodyguards ( ?) , because he's another one who does valiant work against the evil left

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (TDdGM)

I'm sure he has secutiry when he feels he needs it.

Antifa in Portland attacked him and beat him a few times about a decade ago so he knows what's up and what he's up against.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

101 The kid looks like he had the potential to be tall, dark, and handsome. A different haircut and some real clothes (instead of a hoodie that looks like a migraine going somewhere to happen) would have done it.

Those wouldn't wipe away the dead-eyed look, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:32 PM (wzUl9)

102 Mom knew he had issues and bought him a gun

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:32 PM (enNUy)

103 100 92 Does Andy Ngo have weapons or some kind of bodyguards ( ?) , because he's another one who does valiant work against the evil left

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:29 PM (TDdGM)

I'm sure he has secutiry when he feels he needs it.

Antifa in Portland attacked him and beat him a few times about a decade ago so he knows what's up and what he's up against.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

Concrete milkshake, I think.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:32 PM (l3cgK)

104 > Feel sorry for the mom though. I'm sure she took one look at that picture and felt instant despair.

She bought that kid a shotgun for his birthday. From that picture alone, I wouldn't have trusted him with a Nerf gun.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:32 PM (mkw2N)

105 @realJeremyCarl
Erick Erickson is just becoming David French with extra steps and even more girlish drama queen antics.

Posted by: no lies detected at October 22, 2026 05:33 PM (88C+u)

106 Cat Ass Trophy, you may have been gone but not forgotten. I very much appreciated your help concerning JT.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:33 PM (ua/lL)

107 I am often reminded of the scene in Deadwood where he put down the two teen/pre-teen scammers.

Without any remorse.

And fed them to Wu's pigs.

Sometimes when evil takes hold, there is no other cure.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:34 PM (3cUTc)

108 Helter-Skelter

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)

109 @realJeremyCarl
Erick Erickson is just becoming David French with extra steps and even more girlish drama queen antics.
Posted by: no lies detected at October 22, 2026 05:33 PM (88C+u)

Once you sell your birthright for a mess of pottage, you can't go back.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

110 101 The kid looks like he had the potential to be tall, dark, and handsome. A different haircut and some real clothes (instead of a hoodie that looks like a migraine going somewhere to happen) would have done it.

Those wouldn't wipe away the dead-eyed look, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

------------
He needs a coach to tell him posture and a clean shave.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (QO5fI)

111 > Antifa in Portland attacked him and beat him a few times about a decade ago so he knows what's up and what he's up against.

They gave him a brain hemorrhage. He suffered memory loss and had speech problems.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)

112 In SW Louisiana we would say you would be sent to Pineville.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026


***
For many years we had a state mental hospital in Mandeville on the north side of Lake Pontchartrain, and my classmates' saying was, "You belong in Mandeville!" Now the town is simply a bedroom community for the city.

I delivered there once in the middle of the night. Two cops were waiting with a potential inmate -- disheveled, wild-haired, and wild-eyed -- in the front hallway. I avoided eye contact and left as soon as I could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (wzUl9)

113 They just need to befriend them to get enough personal info to just get a picture; their own social media or their family.
Then AI that into something compromising.
And blackmail into actual compromising.
Or release it anyway to drive them to suicide.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:31 PM (3cUTc)

Correct...the perps then threaten to,come to where they live and kill or rape them and their families. Law suits are currently dealing with the carriers who allow this on places like Snapchat and a few others. Bad juju.

Posted by: Frozen Caveman Lawyer at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (8EQTH)

114 Concrete milkshake, I think.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:32 PM (l3cgK)

They got him with that one time and then a second time they chased him down and beat him up a little.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

115 He is probably right but I don't know anything on this 764 group

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

116 > kobe = kombat

I've been eating kombat beef?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:36 PM (mkw2N)

117 They gave him a brain hemorrhage. He suffered memory loss and had speech problems.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)

That's right.
I think they were kicking him in the head when he was on the ground or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

118 The kid looks like he had the potential to be tall, dark, and handsome. A different haircut and some real clothes (instead of a hoodie that looks like a migraine going somewhere to happen) would have done it.

Those wouldn't wipe away the dead-eyed look, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
------------
He needs a coach to tell him posture and a clean shave.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026


***
That too. He was ahead of the game already in not being fat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

119 He is probably right but I don't know anything on this 764 group
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

The left isn't mad at him for inaccuracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)

120 Headline (something called Dagens.com):

"Minnesota restaurant offered free food to protest immigration raids: Now the experiment leaves it in total collapse"

Excerpt:

"The initiative generated street queues with customer wait times reaching up to two hours, while nearby residents raised concerns regarding local safety.

“I’ve exhausted every option without compromising the core fundamentals that make Modern Times what it is,” Alverson wrote on social media, Fox News reported.

The owner has confirmed that the restaurant will permanently cease operations before the end of the year.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

121 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:28 PM (OFk33)

Those aren't Republicans. They are infiltrators who should be kicked out of the party. There is a Talarico commercial with a former Republican rep who said he voted to impeach Paxton and would never vote for him. He lost his primary because he voted for impeachment. Instead he is supporting a trans , abortion , anti gun, soft on crime and immigration supporting blasphemous Christian .

Very Texan conservative of you dickweed.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:38 PM (Ti9vn)

122 @realJeremyCarl
Erick Erickson is just becoming David French with extra steps and even more girlish drama queen antics.
---
He is has a personal hatred for Paxton. And those who support him.
He really rolls out his "I'm a true Christian!" act on that topic.

Would you be surprised he's defending Amy Acton as well?

If Collins and Paxton both win, he'll be suicidal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:38 PM (3cUTc)

123 "The initiative generated street queues with customer wait times reaching up to two hours, while nearby residents raised concerns regarding local safety.

“I’ve exhausted every option without compromising the core fundamentals that make Modern Times what it is,” Alverson wrote on social media, Fox News reported.

The owner has confirmed that the restaurant will permanently cease operations before the end of the year.
Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

Who the hell loaned this idiot money for that idea?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

124 We're constantly being told weed just mellows your harsh.
It's not dangerous...they say.
Have another hit!

Posted by: torabora at October 22, 2026 05:39 PM (JB/nA)

125 The owner has confirmed that the restaurant will permanently cease operations before the end of the year.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

I read an aricle with some quotes from tihis guy.

Typical anti-capitalist type blaming the corporations and fascists for everything.

Then he started giving out free meals and suddnely every bum in town was there three times a day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

126 Didn't anyone ever tell you to not listen to the voices?

The voices are not your friends.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026


***
"I can't come in to work. The voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns today."

(Used to be a joke, like "going postal." Not so funny any more)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

127 Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv

It was a failure without the ICE offer. They tried to be a non profit restaurant with no menu prices.

How idiotic is that? Become a profitable restaurant and then use the profits to feed the needy in n the side you f'ing idiot.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:40 PM (Ti9vn)

128 764 >>> 6-7

Just saying …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 05:40 PM (VepBY)

129 The owner has confirmed that the restaurant will permanently cease operations before the end of the year.
--
You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:42 PM (3cUTc)

130 Tom Skerritt has died. He was 93.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:42 PM (mkw2N)

131 Going to be an interesting time in Gay Paree this weekend.

>>Steelers fan event in Paris canceled following recent civil unrest in capital

>>PARIS -- A weekend event for Pittsburgh Steelers fans in Paris has been canceled because of security concerns following recent street protests in the French capital.

>>The NFL and the team both said Thursday that the event -- at a bar in the Bastille neighborhood -- was off.

https://tinyurl.com/vxpse6zs

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m)

132 He could have been a champion high diver.
But that takes work and concentration.
Goal seeking behavior is mostly taught.
Dope destroys that.

Posted by: torabora at October 22, 2026 05:42 PM (JB/nA)

133 It was a failure without the ICE offer. They tried to be a non profit restaurant with no menu prices.

How idiotic is that? Become a profitable restaurant and then use the profits to feed the needy in n the side you f'ing idiot.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:40 PM (Ti9vn)

Tons of stories of restaurants that take the last call surplus food, cook them up and distribute to the needy. But they aren't looking for good press, just to do what they can.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)

134

789 is the organization for leftwing cannibals.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 05:43 PM (YSUhf)

135 If you haven’t already, Andy Ngo should be added to the list of awesome gay men.

One Andy is worth 700 million Fake Jake Tappers

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 05:43 PM (VepBY)

136 116 > kobe = kombat

I've been eating kombat beef?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:36 PM (mkw2N)

sh*t on a shingle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:44 PM (l3cgK)

137 with a former Republican rep who said he voted to impeach Paxton and would never vote for him"

If that's the same guy - he's a hard core bushie...

Good riddance

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 05:44 PM (pfXMo)

138 Posted last thread that Erickson has stated he's going to be leaving a blank in the Georgia Senate race. He won't vote for Ossoff but he can't support Collins. Virtue signaling isn't only for the left

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 05:44 PM (vJPf4)

139 I'm a Christian so I'm going to support the most anti Christian candidate and the party who almost passed a vote to take out the mention of God from their platform.

You can't be more ridiculously retarded than that.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:44 PM (Ti9vn)

140 with a former Republican rep who said he voted to impeach Paxton and would never vote for him"

If that's the same guy - he's a hard core bushie...

Good riddance
Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 05:44 PM (pfXMo)

whatever the reason, just squeeze out the traitors in the party as you can.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

141 Become a profitable restaurant"

Bbbut capitalism! Or something

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (pfXMo)

142 Tom Skerritt has died. He was 93.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026


***
IMDb says his earliest roles in TV or movies were in '62 and 63, when he was close to 30. Guess he made up for lost time after that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (wzUl9)

143 Watch a baby enjoying the Beach Boys.

http://tiny.cc/wxgc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (mkw2N)

144 Posted last thread that Erickson has stated he's going to be leaving a blank in the Georgia Senate race. He won't vote for Ossoff but he can't support Collins. Virtue signaling isn't only for the left
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 05:44 PM (vJPf4)

He's lying. He's voting Dem.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

145 I thank the good Lord that my granddaughters are homeschooled, and that her dad and mom monitor their online usage very closely.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (fD97E)

146 whatever the reason, just squeeze out the traitors in the party as you can."

This.

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 05:46 PM (pfXMo)

147 Going to be an interesting time in Gay Paree this weekend.

>>Steelers fan event in Paris canceled following recent civil unrest in capital

>>PARIS -- A weekend event for Pittsburgh Steelers fans in Paris has been canceled because of security concerns following recent street protests in the French capital.

>>The NFL and the team both said Thursday that the event -- at a bar in the Bastille neighborhood -- was off.

https://tinyurl.com/vxpse6zs
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m)
——

Previ for cancelling the game? I doubt it. Too much money and egos to cancel. Teams will be fine. Fans? Who gives a shit about them?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 05:46 PM (VepBY)

148 > sh*t on a shingle.

No.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:46 PM (mkw2N)

149 Hotel California

-
Smart ass judge I used to appear before had a comment about divorce cases, which he hated. Divorces are like the Hotel California. You can check in anytime you like but you can never ever leave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:46 PM (ndZc7)

150 135 If you haven’t already, Andy Ngo should be added to the list of awesome gay men.

One Andy is worth 700 million Fake Jake Tappers
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 05:43 PM (VepBY)

Elric has a "list of awesome gay men."

Posted by: COPS! at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (ayP1V)

151 Wonder if these people vote, it would explain a lot.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (Dd7BU)

152 SMH, Bless you and all your girls.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (ua/lL)

153 143 Watch a baby enjoying the Beach Boys.

http://tiny.cc/wxgc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:45 PM (mkw2N)

One day the older child (well, at that time only child, a baby) was crying and crying. An Elvis movie came on and Elvis was singing and he stopped crying. I changed the channel, he cried again, changed it back he stopped...He liked Elvis' singing voice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (l3cgK)

154 The kid in the top photo has an eating disorder as well as very dark thinking. Maybe old fashioned manic/drepressive schizo. Drugs/booze/never sleeping. His eyes are dead. Did his mother not see it? Due to her own issues, daily seeing him, and/or denial?

Social media has done no favors for our children as evil preys on them. Sometimes overt and sometimes with hidden messages in cartoons. Sometimes with kids they hang out with/music/ video games.

Twenty years ago this depravity and evil were not common with our sons, thank God. They had peers with ear piercings (which we mocked, and I offered to do it for free, but that they needed to realize their uncles on both sides would rip 'em out), and random tattoos. One girl elder son briefly dated had a tongue piercing which grossed me out. NOTHING like this. We knew what they were doing, when they'd be home, etc. They had standards we set.

I sort of hope he was a member of this cult and bring that evil to daylight to warn parents everywhere.

Add this number to tattoos on people you avoid with pentagrams, "tears" near eyes, gang symbols, prison tats.

I won't forget it, altho I am rarely in the wild or among people like this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (hzuYO)

155 Binders full of gay men

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:48 PM (OFk33)

156 > He liked Elvis' singing voice.

Elvis was gifted.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mkw2N)

157 We have confirmed bachelors here?!?!

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:49 PM (enNUy)

158 Fans? Who gives a shit about them?"

What's a"fan"?

/draftfanceaser gaming app

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 05:49 PM (pfXMo)

159 Sometimes people just look like who they are.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2026 05:49 PM (bX16E)

160 My spelling is much worse than normal today.

Tres desole.

This subject hurts my heart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:49 PM (hzuYO)

161 Yeah, but Paxton said he likes cheese, and I am lactose intolerant. So there is no way in HELL I can vote for him. Talarico it is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (OFk33)

162 In the same way that there are 15-20% of people who should never, ever have a drink, there are 15-20% of people who should never, ever, smoke pot. Makes them lazier, and in some cases psychotic. I've seen it among people I know. Also, if you're borderline stupid, it could push you over the border. Most people get mellower, some get more violent and extremely dumb.

Posted by: Farmer John at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (EdP2u)

163 One day the older child (well, at that time only child, a baby) was crying and crying. An Elvis movie came on and Elvis was singing and he stopped crying. I changed the channel, he cried again, changed it back he stopped...He liked Elvis' singing voice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (l3cgK)

He was never my type of music but the guy could sing.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (uhVAy)

164 PARIS -- A weekend event for Pittsburgh Steelers fans in Paris has been canceled because of security concerns following recent street protests in the French capital.

-
Could be a helluva half time show, like a day at the Colosseum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (ndZc7)

165 156 > He liked Elvis' singing voice.

Elvis was gifted.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mkw2N)

Bought an Elvis Greatest Hits CD after that. He liked it. Now, probably doesn't care for it.
20-somethings can be so fickle.
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (l3cgK)

166 You don't get that look on the outside unless the inside is rotten to the core.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (ua/lL)

167 We have people like Nick Shirley rooting out fraud.

Now find some heroes who will root out evil like this, please.

Dark web searches. Furrie groups.

Please.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (hzuYO)

168 He liked Elvis' singing voice.

Elvis was gifted.
Posted by: er at October 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mkw2N

Reminded me of Eddie Murphy's first comedy special. I haven't watched it in over a decade at least. I wonder if it holds up. At the time I thought it was the best there ever was.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (Ti9vn)

169
I read an aricle with some quotes from tihis guy.

Typical anti-capitalist type blaming the corporations and fascists for everything.

Then he started giving out free meals and suddnely every bum in town was there three times a day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


True Utopia has never been tried!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (Cqx++)

170
You could probably make a decent business selling those. Cut in half for furniture, or as planters for the garden. Store rain water.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy)



They get sold to the whiskey distilleries. Mostly bourbon, which is often aged in once-used wine barrels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (y9nCu)

171 Yeah, but Paxton said he likes cheese, and I am lactose intolerant. So there is no way in HELL I can vote for him. Talarico it is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (OFk33)

You should vote for him since he's clearing the world of the devil cheese in his own way.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (uhVAy)

172 I know that "In the Ghetto" is sappy propaganda, but it's such a damn good song.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (mkw2N)

173 LOL, now Cenk is trying to smear conservatives with his dud-shell.

"when did Turning Point USA know Lindsey was gay? Did they know he was raping boys?"

You can tell he has no friends that care enough about him to tell him to stop embarrassing himself.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (3cUTc)

174 I don't want Erickson to be suicidal, I want him off the opinion-making circuit and do something useful like folding burritoes.
if they can put a muzzle on him so he doesn't take a nibble off each one

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (88C+u)

175 166 You don't get that look on the outside unless the inside is rotten to the core.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (ua/lL)

********
Agree.

"Eyes are the windows to the soul" can't be said enough here.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (hzuYO)

176 160 My spelling is much worse than normal today.

Tres desole.

This subject hurts my heart.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I will send you my back issues of Weakly Reader. It could help.

Posted by: Huked on Foniks Werked Four Mi! at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (EdP2u)

177 150 135 If you haven’t already, Andy Ngo should be added to the list of awesome gay men.

One Andy is worth 700 million Fake Jake Tappers
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 05:43 PM (VepBY)

Elric has a "list of awesome gay men."
Posted by: COPS! at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (ayP1V)
—-

Yea, and you ain’t on it!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (VepBY)

178 169
I read an aricle with some quotes from tihis guy.

Typical anti-capitalist type blaming the corporations and fascists for everything.

Then he started giving out free meals and suddnely every bum in town was there three times a day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

True Utopia has never been tried!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (Cqx++)

True Utopia isn't possible with humans in it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)

179 PARIS -- A weekend event for Pittsburgh Steelers fans in Paris has been canceled because of security concerns following recent street protests in the French capital.

-
Could be a helluva half time show, like a day at the Colosseum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (ndZc7)

They are afraid the Steelers will be a bad influence on the Rioters.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (uhVAy)

180 I've watched every Elvis movie. And no joke . I saw Elvis in concert at the Lake Charles Civic Center in 1975.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Ti9vn)

181 121 Very Texan conservative of you dickweed.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:38 PM (Ti9vn)

Glenn Rogers is the dickweed in question.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (itAg7)

182 Twenty years ago this depravity and evil were not common with our sons, thank God.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

------------------

When I was that age, Everything productive I ever did was for women. Shave, work out, wear clean clothes, mow the lawn in case one drove by,.... Everything.

In fact, that continued for most of my life.

So if women have become unobtainable to some men (or so the internet tell me, i don't know.) then I think some men will fall into a nihilistic state.

So I blame women.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (QO5fI)

183 TPUSA hated Lindsey and supported his primary opponent.
Cenk is dumb. Not because he doesn't know this, but because he thinks his audience don't know this.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (88C+u)

184 One day the older child (well, at that time only child, a baby) was crying and crying. An Elvis movie came on and Elvis was singing and he stopped crying. I changed the channel, he cried again, changed it back he stopped...He liked Elvis' singing voice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:47 PM (l3cgK)
*
He was never my type of music but the guy could sing.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026


***
He was a better actor than he was given credit for, too. See his dramatic work in King Creole. Had he not been forced into those stupid formula musicals in the later '60s, he might have turned out to be damned impressive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (wzUl9)

185 171 Yeah, but Paxton said he likes cheese, and I am lactose intolerant. So there is no way in HELL I can vote for him. Talarico it is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (OFk33)

You should vote for him since he's clearing the world of the devil cheese in his own way.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (uhVAy)

Vote Lactaid for Governor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (l3cgK)

186 I will send you my back issues of Weakly Reader. It could help.
Posted by: Huked on Foniks Werked Four Mi! at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (EdP2u)

Goofus and Gallant was fire, dude. Totally.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy)

187 if they can put a muzzle on him so he doesn't take a nibble off each one
Posted by: 88C+u

The Hannibal Lecter mask.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 05:54 PM (6vuXd)

188
You can tell he has no friends that care enough about him to tell him to stop embarrassing himself.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 05:52 PM (3cUTc)
*******
I've only watched him once when Trump won in 2016. I think that was the main meltdown?

He looks like he spits when he's excited and talks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:54 PM (hzuYO)

189 This is a similar trend but there are groups online that try to get people to kill themselves by destroying their lives and careers using social media and other tactics.

Flesh Simulator on youtube has several videos about this.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2026 05:54 PM (SwyyQ)

190 #97
The Earl Long suite?

Posted by: hurricane567 at October 22, 2026 05:54 PM (0YCjk)

191 TPUSA hated Lindsey and supported his primary opponent.
Cenk is dumb. Not because he doesn't know this, but because he thinks his audience don't know this.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 05:53 PM (88C+u)

He probably knows his audience pretty well. They either don't know, or don't care about accuracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)

192 The NRO types are always eager to be the first to run to X and dunk on republican missteps so their lefty friends give them head pats at the next cocktail party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:55 PM (OFk33)

193 True Utopia has never been tried!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Todd Rundgren got close in 1973/

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 05:55 PM (V8Zwm)

194 I believe that Ilhan Nur Said Elmi real name is Ilhan Omar.

She would not use a fake name to defraud the USA.

I know about these things...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 22, 2026 05:55 PM (jGtoG)

195 Glad I don't use social media, unless this is kind of an offshoot of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:56 PM (JrHfD)

196 > I saw Elvis in concert at the Lake Charles Civic Center in 1975.

Y'all make me feel like a spring chicken.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:56 PM (mkw2N)

197 TP USA probably knew Lindsey was gay, but republicans don’t consider outing a candidate’s sexual preference to be a disqualifying bombshell October surprise.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:57 PM (OFk33)

198 #97
The Earl Long suite?
Posted by: hurricane567 at October 22, 2026


***
They'd probably have stuck him in someplace close to he capital, Baton Rouge, so he'd be available easily to make public appearances as governor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 05:57 PM (wzUl9)

199 Glad I don't use social media, unless this is kind of an offshoot of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:56 PM (JrHfD)

There's nothing new under the sun. People have been forming antisocial gangs and going bezerk all through history. In the old days the men would posse up and burn them out of their hideouts and hang em.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

200 Bbbut capitalism! Or something

Posted by: man

You know who's a capitalist?

https://tinyurl.com/3445e5w5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (ndZc7)

201 I've watched every Elvis movie. And no joke . I saw Elvis in concert at the Lake Charles Civic Center in 1975.
Posted by: polynikes

Kid Galahad was no Clambake.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (xLChk)

202 197 TP USA probably knew Lindsey was gay, but republicans don’t consider outing a candidate’s sexual preference to be a disqualifying bombshell October surprise.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:57 PM (OFk33)

Lindsey Graham has definitely been disqualified... By death...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (+gK6I)

203 Tom Skerrit died in space in 1979

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)

204 Yowsers! That kid could have been the central character in a horror film franchise. What is really nuts is this whole situation could have been avoided if Oregon only had more gun laws. Lots more. #NeverEnoughGunLaws.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (ZmvO3)

205 The NRO types are always eager to be the first to run to X and dunk on republican missteps so their lefty friends give them head pats at the next cocktail party.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 05:55 PM (OFk33)

They don't give them shit, and the NRO likes it anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (uhVAy)

206 Y'all make me feel like a spring chicken.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 05:56 PM (mkw2N)

Giving my age away but I was 15 at the time. My Dad had connections with the Civic Center and he would get free tickets to all the concerts if he wanted. He never went to one and gave me and my friends the tickets. I miss my Pops big time.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (Ti9vn)

207 Give Greg Lloyd a cue ball in a sock, and he'll straighten our Paris.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2026 05:59 PM (bX16E)

208 They get sold to the whiskey distilleries. Mostly bourbon, which is often aged in once-used wine barrels.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I think this may be wrong.

I thought sherry used once used whiskey barrels. New barrels are made in USA for whiskey, but they are burnt inside for some reason, and then they get shipped to Europe for sherry.

Or maybe both trades are happening.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 05:59 PM (QO5fI)

209 The 764 network is known for grooming teens to produce s--xual abuse content, carry out animal-killing blood rituals, and mass m--rder s--icides.

Netflix?

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2026 05:59 PM (isOGd)

210 200 Bbbut capitalism! Or something

Posted by: man

You know who's a capitalist?

https://tinyurl.com/3445e5w5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (ndZc7)

Abdul: "I'm no Commie! I have relationships with Capitalists but sex with Communists!"
Ice T: "Abdul, that means you're a Commie"

Posted by: ICE T at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (l3cgK)

211 > Lindsey Graham has definitely been disqualified

He's dead to me!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (mkw2N)

212 OT- This headline about El- Sayed made me laugh. "Hot Air" site.

https://tinyurl.com/6zytwfef

I hope that he is finished.





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (JrHfD)

213 Get Out the Vote!

https://tinyurl.com/mu984a76

-
False flag GOP ad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (ndZc7)

214 polynikes

Kid Galahad was no Clambake.
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (xLChk)

Nothing beats Viva Las Vegas and it wasn't because of Elvis.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (Ti9vn)

215 Jailhouse Rock is a very good movie and both Elvis and his co-star, Judy Tyler were fantastic in it. She could act, sing and dance. She was signed to do a Broadway play and had a couple weeks til it started. She and her new husband bought a new car and headed across country to see the USA. She was killed in a crash. She was 25 or 26.

Posted by: What Might Have Been at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (EdP2u)

216 Oops. Time for me to run some water in the furry thugs' food bowls and take their canned chow out of the fridge. And maybe think about my own dinner.

Caged, a 1950s "women's prison" film noir with Eleanor Parker and the amazing character actress Hope Emerson, is on Movies! tonight at 7 Central.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (wzUl9)

217 Satanic cults? Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

218 Lindsey Graham has definitely been disqualified... By death...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 05:58 PM (+gK6I)

braaaaaiiiins

Posted by: Mel Carnahan (elected 2000) at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u)

219 I thought sherry used once used whiskey barrels. New barrels are made in USA for whiskey, but they are burnt inside for some reason, and then they get shipped to Europe for sherry.

Or maybe both trades are happening.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 05:59 PM (QO5fI)

The char on the barrel helps with the taste somehow. You know, the 'hints of apple and pork butt" stuff reviewers say instead of 'a kick like a mule'

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

220 Graham is gay. Election is over. Impeachment >>> President Hillary. Deal with it.

Posted by: Paul Retard at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (Ovx+P)

221 Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

Well, I think the internet has exacerbated and multiplied it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 06:02 PM (JrHfD)

222 Elvis and Bruce Jenner are wiener cousins.

Linda Thompson

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:02 PM (Ti9vn)

223 It was pretty rude of Graham to die in the middle of John McCain’s funeral.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:03 PM (OFk33)

224 217 Satanic cults? Wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

Here I thought that was the 1980's kiddie hypnosis hysteria...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:03 PM (l3cgK)

225 OT- This headline about El- Sayed made me laugh. "Hot Air" site.

https://tinyurl.com/6zytwfef

I hope that he is finished.





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 06:00 PM (JrHfD)

Simon Peter only denied his god three times before the cock crowed. This dude has what, seven or eight in there and Hasan Piker isn't even one of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

226 162 In the same way that there are 15-20% of people who should never, ever have a drink, there are 15-20% of people who should never, ever, smoke pot. Makes them lazier, and in some cases psychotic. I've seen it among people I know. Also, if you're borderline stupid, it could push you over the border. Most people get mellower, some get more violent and extremely dumb.
Posted by: Farmer John at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (EdP2u)

********
It's been known for decades that if a person has a predisposition for becoming schizophrenic (in men, usually early 20's) pot will increase the problem.

Some of these kids start early. It screws them up as well as making them antisocial and lazy. Their prefrontal cortex is not mature til 25yrs.

Thankful I was the strictest Mom in the neighborhood. Elected by one of or son's friends and his mother. This friend was not as successful as my sons.

A son of one of my best friends signed a yearbook and called me, Sgt "Lastname." I puffed up in pride and flatulence. Because I did not let them run like ferals on church trips.

Raising kids is hard work. Raising successful kids even harder. Grandchildren are our reward, who are being raised very well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (hzuYO)

227 Lindsey Graham has definitely been disqualified... By death...

and Republican. Death alone is not disqualifying.

Posted by: The DNC at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (isOGd)

228 Balvenie 15 is aged in a sherry cask.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (ua/lL)

229 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

Here I thought that was the 1980's kiddie hypnosis hysteria...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:03 PM (l3cgK)

More 90s I think.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

230 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:05 PM (Gk9Vg)

231 The char on the barrel helps with the taste somehow. You know, the 'hints of apple and pork butt" stuff reviewers say instead of 'a kick like a mule'

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

"This drink tastes like apple vinegar piss & pig's ass!"
::: writes down "hints of apple and pork butt" :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:05 PM (l3cgK)

232 Miss Lindsey was gay? How was this missed by everyone for decades? #ClutchingMyPearls #FaintingOnMyCouch.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:05 PM (ZmvO3)

233 Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

234
In the same way that there are 15-20% of people who should never, ever have a drink, there are 15-20% of people who should never, ever, smoke pot. Makes them lazier, and in some cases psychotic. I've seen it among people I know. Also, if you're borderline stupid, it could push you over the border. Most people get mellower, some get more violent and extremely dumb.
Posted by: Farmer John at October 22, 2026 05:50 PM (EdP2u)



My experience from my pre-sinsemilla stoner days was that about 50% of stoners turned paranoid. Especially if you didn't smoke with them. You could be snorting lines off the kitchen counter, but if you weren't smoking, you were obviously a narc.

I quit that shit around the same time as the sinsemilla revolution that turned weed onto the path towards being the modern sooper-drug that made the brown acid look like a decaf latte. Making your recreational drugs that powerful also makes it extremely difficult to self-regulate your high. That's what makes fentanyl so dangerous.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (y9nCu)

235 233 Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

and carefee, too

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (l3cgK)

236 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (6vuXd)

237 Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

Well, I think the internet has exacerbated and multiplied it .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 06:02 PM (JrHfD)

Can't argue with that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

238 I wish Trump would say he might run for President again. Just to make heads explode on the other side.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (Dd7BU)

239 193 True Utopia has never been tried!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Todd Rundgren got close in 1973/
Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 05:55 PM

Word.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (LHPAg)

240 I would have preferred Elvis to Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (MWfyi)

241 I do think it is a distinct possibility that some of these "trans" lunatics are actually just sociopaths who calculate that identifying as "trans" allows them many "get out of jail free" cards they can use to be blatantly insane in public.

Posted by: deadrody at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (vgB0v)

242 Like Nitrogen Tri-Iodide. (look it up)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026

***
It wasn't discovered until 1990. No wonder my late-'60s chemistry class never mentioned it.

Er, uh, no.
In 1968 my high school chemistry teacher would put drops of nitrogen tri-iodide on the floor before he went home.
It would dry overnight and the first period students would detonate the mini-landmines which resulted in a pop and a small cloud of purple smoke.
It got the heart pumping!
Chemistry is fun.

Posted by: waepnedmann at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (BDJ18)

243 Checking in

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 09:20 PM (vC80E)

Top-Ranking Virginia State Senator Arrested by Feds for Trafficking Marijuana, Money Laundering, and, Get This, Fraud

This arrest is totally "racist" according to the drug dealer and her Democrat Media supporters.

It's another Gentle Giant Dindu Nuffin sitch.


Virginia Democratic state Sen. L. Louise Lucas has been charged with allegedly having a leading role in a criminal enterprise that traffics marijuana and launders the proceeds, according to a federal indictment unsealed Thursday.

The indictment charges Lucas and six other defendants, including several of her relatives, the Justice Department said in a statement. The 82-year-old lawmaker has surrendered to authorities, a Justice Department spokesperson told the Associated Press.

Authorities in May searched Lucas' hometown office and a cannabis shop in which she had a stake.

...


They allegedly orchestrated a scheme over years to enrich their own criminal marijuana enterprise, and Lucas used her position as chairwoman of the state's "Senate Finance and Appropriations Committee to insulate the enterprise from criminal scrutiny and influence legislation to financially benefit group membvers, according to Patel.


The feds also arrested seven of her criminal family members.


Virginia State Sen. Louise Lucas and various family members are in federal custody today, up on charges of racketeering conspiracy, conspiracy with intent to distribute marijuana, conspiracy to launder money, conspiracy to commit audit services fraud, and maintaining a drug-involved premises.

...

FBI Director Kash Patel said at a press conference today, "As alleged by the Attorney General, Ms. Lucas, for the last nearly five years, accumulated nearly $5 million in ill-gotten gains through her criminal enterprise."

When Lucas was heard in a phone tap calling the (alleged!) criminal enterprise her "last chance at generational wealth," she really meant it:


The Old Dominion lawmaker-turned-lawbreaker (allegedly!) is 82 years old, so any worthwhile sentence would likely be a life sentence. Ironic, given that in an intercepted phone call with an alleged coconspirator earlier this year, Lucas can be heard saying, "I've gotten too old to not be greedy."


Fake moderate communist Deep State operative Abigail Spannberger, the media, and this pot-dealer's lawyers are complaining that the pot dealer was elected just before an election.


Governor Abigail Spanberger
@GovernorVA

1h

I have read the charging document alleging a series of criminal acts by a member of the Virginia Senate. In our American system of justice, people are presumed innocent until proven guilty, and that is true for Senator L. Louise Lucas. She and her family deserve the opportunity to present their defense and speak to the allegations presented.

The timing of this indictment undermines the U.S. Department of Justice's previously longstanding policy of not taking legal actions -- to include indictments or significant investigative steps -- close to an election and sadly, this timing further erodes the trust the American people deserve to have in the Department of Justice.


Maybe, but not her election, these mob lawyers fail to mention: She's not up for reelection this year.

They also fail to mention that this investigation began "under" Joe Biden. Or let's just say he was the guy napping in the Oval Office when it began.

She immediately cried -- prepare yourselves -- Muh Racism and said that she's used to being arrested for being an illegal drug trafficker and money launderer because "I grew up under Jim Crow."

Jim Crow? Man, this is Jim Eagle!

jimcrowdefense.jpg






Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM




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1 THE BLADE, AGAIN?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

2 grey

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 03:50 PM (CWTWj)

3 this is all just further proof of fascism, says the "no one is above the law" crowd.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (3cUTc)

4 Jump down
turn around
go to jail.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (HD2n/)

5 Louise Lucas = a "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (TN0g+)

6 she grew up under jim crow. eat some

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

7 She did not grow up under Jim Crow ffs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (RIvkX)

8 Then: NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW including your orange cheeto

Now: Only banana republics investigate opposition politicians even if they are guilty as sin

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

9 As soon as I dry out my cigar I'll have some comforting words to say about America's heroes... the veterans.
*fades to Old Glory waving in the breeze*

Posted by: Jake Tapper at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (88C+u)

10 The 82-year-old lawmaker
......

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)

11 There are at least 50 more in each of 50 statehouses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (RIvkX)

12 At the same time I see a ton of lefties arguing they are going to jail Musk and others if they come back to power.

For what crime? They'll figure it out later

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

13 Spanberger's very tepid response -- she basically moans "everyone is presumed innocent" -- is very telling. Spanberger knows this bitch is toast. She ain't sticking her neck out for some degenerate drug dealer who most likely will die in prison.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

14 The weed growers, in my limited experience, are shady and I would imagine the stores are as well seeing how they deal in cash only as they've been debanked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (ZxgqD)

15 California and Oregon have billboards advertising weed sales.
How do they get away with it?
Decriminalization shouldn't mean legalization.
I want the idiots to grow their own pot , not buy it.
And smoking anything is unhealthy.
Why does Team Blue think smoking is OK?

Posted by: torabora at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (7IYSB)

16 As soon as I dry out my cigar I'll have some comforting words to say about America's heroes... the veterans.
*fades to Old Glory waving in the breeze*


You borrowed my humidor Jake, here have one of my cigars, I think you'll savor this flavor...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

17 The timing of this indictment undermines the U.S. Department of Justice's previously longstanding policy of not taking legal actions -- to include indictments or significant investigative steps -- close to an election and sadly, this timing further erodes the trust the American people deserve to have in the Department of Justice.
====
Your tears I drink with joy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

18 Wait -- she's not running for any federal office in November???

[Hits snooze button, goes back to sleep.]

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (HD2n/)

19 Sen. L. Louise Lucas
.......

OK I Goggled her images
I think I see another problem here.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (UjdFS)

20 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING AFTER ALL HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES!!!

Commence liberal rending of garments.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Sco7b)

21 "I'm not new to this. I'm true to this."

Barf, cringe, gay, lame, pathetic, and did I say barf?

We are dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

22 The timing of this indictment undermines the U.S. Department of Justice's previously longstanding policy of not taking legal actions -- to include indictments or significant investigative steps -- close to an election and sadly, this timing further erodes the trust the American people deserve to have in the Department of Justice.

=========

The Democrat Party must be brought to heel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (qGAQr)

23 CIA Barbie and her Merry Band of Marxists and the DemSocialists have decided to sacrifice her to the Greater Good. The replacement won't be any better.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (sAmhv)

24 Wish this were true.

Trump's just weaponizing government to put Democrats behind bars again....

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Fi81e)

25 There ain’t no Popeyes in prison honey.

Posted by: That Guy at October 22, 2026 03:56 PM (LfhPO)

26 Hochul is going to crack down on Adult Services driving disabled people to choom stores to buy their weed.
*insert pause here*
Sure, Jan.

Posted by: torabora at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (7IYSB)

27
She said Jim Crow as a defense.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (OkYzo)

28 82 years old running a drug gang and going to jail. Apparently different ethnic cultures (blacks) have very different values than most Americans.


Heck of a lesson to teach those great grand kids.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (I43vL)

29 Lucas can be heard saying, "I've gotten too old to not be greedy."

Preach it, girl!
Trump just can’t stand a successful, proud, black woman!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

30 I grew up under Jim Crow. Right below his penis.

Posted by: That Guy at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (LfhPO)

31 One of her relatives is named "Prince Edward."

Vince Coglianese joked that "Prince Edward is in the can" (jail).

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

32 And yet,
Hillary still walks free.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (jEhUm)

33 Lucas was the lunatic who called Dems Warner and Kaine "cucks in the corner" during the VA redistricting mess. Spangenberg gave a tepid response. Lucas will be hung out to dry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (vJPf4)

34 I don't remember anyone on the left fretting that any sentence of 81-year old Trump would be effectively a life sentence.

Or that Trump being a great-grandfather should shield him from prosecution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (3cUTc)

35 I can't keep up...

Lindsey Graham gay????

Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (BwWDk)

36 the full weight of the federal government have been wielded against an 82-year-old great-grandmother

Should've been baking cookies instead of running drugs if you wanted to frame it that way, bitch.

Posted by: far cry at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Q6P2R)

37 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.


Elric's been inside my lava tube.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 22, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

The fire! It burns!!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (6ydKt)
__________

Even old drunken hags fantasize about The Blade!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

38 I wonder what the gun charge was? A gun in a gun free zone? A full auto gun? Gun in her car, fully loaded, without permit?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (vbXSk)

39 24 Wish this were true.

Trump's just weaponizing government to put Democrats behind bars again....

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Fi81e)

========

The joy of having corrupt dumbasses as your opponents is that if you ever gain control of the executive branch of government, well, your opponents are corrupt and dumb and give you plenty of opportunity to jail them for perfectly illegal things they've done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (qGAQr)

40 That first image of her: the filtering feature is earning hazard pay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)

41 Gym Eagle is my gainzzzz name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)

42 15 California and Oregon have billboards advertising weed sales.
How do they get away with it?
Decriminalization shouldn't mean legalization.
I want the idiots to grow their own pot , not buy it.
And smoking anything is unhealthy.
Why does Team Blue think smoking is OK?
Posted by: torabora


I knew the guy who basiclaly started the whole "legalize weed" movement in California. He was up-front about it:

His goal was to make cigarettes illegal, and to thne make pot legal, simply to "rub the conservatives' faces in it" because "tobacco is right-wing" and "marijuana is left-wing." That's it. They just want to "shock the squares" and reverse all cultural norms simply as a juvenile act of rebellion.

Also, he and everyone else involved in the movement was a pot-head. They just want to get high. There is no consistency, rationality, or logic behind it, other than the desire to become intoxicated.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (HD2n/)

43 Well, Jim Crow laws ended around '64 or 64 . She could have grown up with him
Crow ( She's 82) but that had nothing to do with drug trafficking .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)

44 They also fail to mention that this investigation began "under" Joe Biden. Or let's just say he was the guy napping in the Oval Office when it began.
---
When it was really likely it was opened to sit on it and decline all questions about "an open investigation".

And that anybody else investigating it is "obstructing".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

45 Good trouble = Might be criminal, but we are going to make money and have fun*


*looting may be involved

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

46 RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST !!!!

How do expect this rich Black Chick to make a good living without SCAMMING the Taxpayers that voted for her ?????

Well, you MAGA Homo H8TERS have an answer ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (b/4LV)

47 The timing of this indictment undermines the U.S. Department of Justice's previously longstanding policy of not taking legal actions -- to include indictments or significant investigative steps -- close to an election and sadly, this timing further erodes the trust the American people deserve to have in the Department of Justice.


Suck it up buttercup. Didn't stop the democrats under biden from going after Trump before the 2024 election did it? I guess it was (D)ifferent then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (I43vL)

48 38 I wonder what the gun charge was? A gun in a gun free zone? A full auto gun? Gun in her car, fully loaded, without permit?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (vbXSk)

=======

Since there are drug trafficking charges as well, I assume she was gun running.

No joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (qGAQr)

49 In late July of 2008 Ted Stevens was charged was nebulous fake crimes.

Of which he was convicted.

Which were overturned in April of the next year, after the election he was running in was lost of course

Spare me the tears Dems...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

50 I am shocked that a Dem politician would engage in fraud and other criminal activity! I mean, not "Lindsay Graham is gay?!?!?" shocked, but still shocked.

Posted by: Wally at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (BeNmB)

51 IT'S HARD OUT THERE FOR A PIMP

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

52 Oh no she did nt!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (wVcYX)

53 One look at that bitch and it's pretty obvious she's:
a) a retard, and
b) a criminal.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (XMwZJ)

54 35 I can't keep up...

Lindsey Graham gay????
Posted by: jwest



We had no idea!

Posted by: Said No One at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

55 ABC News just broadcast a report saying Lucas is not now and has never been a drug dealer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (FOL6z)

56 49 In late July of 2008 Ted Stevens was charged was nebulous fake crimes.

Of which he was convicted.

Which were overturned in April of the next year, after the election he was running in was lost of course

Spare me the tears Dems...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

========

2008?

Who's talking about 2008?

That was the before times. The long, long ago. Before the dark times. Before the Empire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (qGAQr)

57 We are dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)


Well, no. She is in a powerful position and got a pile of cash.

And she's going to mostly get away with it.

So that's not that dumb.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (xhfG9)

58 Hey, it was her chance at REPARATIONS!

America didn't vote for Reparations, so ask the democratic Democrats why they try to sneak it in the backdoor.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

59 Should've been baking cookies instead of running drugs if you wanted to frame it that way, bitch.
Posted by: far cry
......

I think she was baking brownies instead.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS)

60 Willowed: Fifty plus One got another fake pollster to pull their numbers. SoCal Strategies pulled their numbers. There must be two or three legit polling outfits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 04:01 PM (vJPf4)

61 Before the recent BroFo and Lucas prosecutions I saw some Dems mulling over whether a politician should be charged late in the election season if he was accused of a crime.

Their answer was it would be immoral to NOT do so if the defendant was named Trump because people would change their vote if they knew the defendant was a crook.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

62
She's from the Newport News area, IIRC. Her name came up earlier this year for something or another.

Welcome to the "Joe Eagle" times, Louis!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (ixS3i)

63 I go to Texas for one week, ONE WEEK, and the whole place falls apart.

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (leKdc)

64
For what crime? They'll figure it out later
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)



Show me the man, and I'll find you the crime.

Plus ca change, and all that shit

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (y9nCu)

65
Man, and we haven't even gotten to Harmeet's surprise in Salt Lake City yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (mmrXZ)

66 >>Ilhan Omar is not the "real name" of the Minnesota congresswoman, Fox News Digital has learned.

>>Her real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, according to two people familiar with the ongoing investigation into the Somali-born congresswoman, including a law enforcement source.

https://tinyurl.com/yfbwr8cz

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (viF8m)

67
Since there are drug trafficking charges as well, I assume she was gun running.

No joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM

In California they'd charge them with illegal firearms charges for having extended magazines. Anyone that deals in cash is usually well armed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (ZxgqD)

68 Did they arrest her for cultural appropriation also?

Posted by: ABC at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (Ti9vn)

69 13 Spanberger's very tepid response -- she basically moans "everyone is presumed innocent" -- is very telling. Spanberger knows this bitch is toast. She ain't sticking her neck out for some degenerate drug dealer who most likely will die in prison.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well that, and they hate each other pretty openly.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

70 Trump has some cover that these various investigations were "opened" during the Biden administration, because it would be a bigger scandal to find out they were "opened" to sit on them, and discourage all other outside investigations into them.

But that is the most convincing model of why the Biden administration (Biden, excepted) "opened" these investigations.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)

71 Off sock

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:03 PM (Ti9vn)

72 the full weight of the federal government have been wielded against an 82-year-old great-grandmother
---
Which wilding of full weight this cunt bitch and her party cheered when the charges were the high felony of "parading without a permit."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)

73 The Trump adminstration has charged, without evidence, this brave public servant.

Posted by: ABC News at October 22, 2026 04:03 PM (B0NCh)

74 Went through a Popeye's drive thru for a fish sandwich. They didn't offer one.

This has been a day of disappointment for me.

Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (BwWDk)

75 Spanberger's very tepid response -- she basically moans "everyone is presumed innocent" -- is very telling.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
---
Yeah, the response is never "Big IF true!" for that orientation.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)

76 Man, and we haven't even gotten to Harmeet's surprise in Salt Lake City yet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (mmrXZ)


What surprise ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

77 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.


Elric's been inside my lava tube.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 22, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

The fire! It burns!!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (6ydKt)
__________

Even old drunken hags fantasize about The Blade!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

Ruggae on down!

Posted by: Limbo, the forbidden dance at 82 at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (wVcYX)

78 I assume Spanberger not caring much about this is the CIA faction seeing this as a way to expand their power base in VA by weakening the racialist faction and being able to blame Trump for it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

79 Grammy's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

80 72 the full weight of the federal government have been wielded against an 82-year-old great-grandmother


And Lindsey Graham was gay !

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (+gK6I)

81 68 Did they arrest her for cultural appropriation also?
Posted by: ABC at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (Ti9vn)

That pic at the top she looks like Karen with an oompa loompa tan.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

82 she grew up under jim crow...
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

Sh*t, she grew up under Thomas Edison. Why can't these people retire at a normal age?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

83 I'm sure this it top news story at 4pm. This or the Graham bombshell. Let's see.
Beautiful day. Lawns mowed.

CBC - Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.

MSNow - rogue judge and anti-voter fraud. Soon. Just soon.

CNN - SENATE BLUE AVALANCHE! "It's looking great for Democrats"

Fox - Texas - Senate tied!!

A gay 'Republican' can't even make the news. That's just sad.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

84 "Jim Crow? Man, this is Jim Eagle!". Damn, that's good!

Posted by: profligatewaste at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (dfpKM)

85 I wonder what the gun charge was? A gun in a gun free zone? A full auto gun? Gun in her car, fully loaded, without permit?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM


IIRC having any kind of firearm on your person or in the house when in possession of illegal drugs is an automatic federal felony.


It's one of those charges that usually gets tossed when the plea bargain process starts.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (I43vL)

86 Thought this, including the outline of the charges, came out long ago? Of course no actual indictments/arrests, but the basics. Which makes Tapper's response even more idiotic. Even though one knows there's no hope of change and it's been a while, living among such dumb fellow "citizens" still is tiring and infuriating.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (U/Byj)

87 78 I assume Spanberger not caring much about this is the CIA faction seeing this as a way to expand their power base in VA by weakening the racialist faction and being able to blame Trump for it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

==========

Spanberger and Lucas have apparently hated each other since the moment Spanberger started running for governor.

Lucas is the power in the state, and Spanberger is a carpetbagger jumping in the line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (qGAQr)

88 76 Man, and we haven't even gotten to Harmeet's surprise in Salt Lake City yet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM (mmrXZ)


What surprise ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 04

If we told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise!

Ps. I am kind of wondering, too. Anyone heard from Romney lately?

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

89
Went through a Popeye's drive thru for a fish sandwich. They didn't offer one.

This has been a day of disappointment for me.
Posted by: jwest


I thought that they offered shrimp on their menu. That, but no fish? Hmmm.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ixS3i)

90 Lindsay Clancy is gay???

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (HD2n/)

91 Fox - Texas - Senate tied!!

Beats what their "polls" were saying

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (+gK6I)

92 I wonder what the gun charge was? A gun in a gun free zone? A full auto gun? Gun in her car, fully loaded, without permit?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 03:58 PM (vbXSk)

=======

Since there are drug trafficking charges as well, I assume she was gun running.

No joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:59 PM (qGAQr)
________

I looked at the indictment and did a little research. One of her co-conspirators (Ryan Eichelberger) is indicted for possession of a gun in furtherance of drug trafficking. Serious offense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

93 Take Stelco to court....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (Sco7b)

94 she grew up under jim crow...

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

---
I KNEW Jim Crow!

And she's no Jim Crow!

Posted by: Zombie Former President Charlie Foxtrot at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)

95 Willowed: Fifty plus One got another fake pollster to pull their numbers. SoCal Strategies pulled their numbers. There must be two or three legit polling outfits
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Henry Olson the purported éminence grise of conservative pollsters said on the Scott Jennings show earlier that he wasn't taken in by the Wedgewood polls because he only relies on the RealClearPolitics aggregation....

Um, yeah...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (nEUC6)

96 Jim Crow 3.0!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (jx+32)

97 "I will not be intimidated and I will not back down."

On top of everything else she plagerized Omar's speech. Or it is a Dim speech they keep on file.

I would play Tom Petty's " I Won't Back Down" but I won't waste it on the likes of a wighat, caught in her greed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (hzuYO)

98
These charges are pretty serious and I have a hunch the feds have her dead to rights.

Do you think she'll make a plea deal? Heh, it could involve narking out a few others...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (mmrXZ)

99 Lindsay Clancy is gay???
Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (HD2n/)
---
Clancy lowered the boom!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)

100 the full weight of the federal government have been wielded against an 82-year-old great-grandmother

I remember when a group of DC cops beat Rosanne Boyland to death. She was an aunt, not a grandmother, but the left/FNM told me she deserved it for protesting that day

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

101 74 Went through a Popeye's drive thru for a fish sandwich. They didn't offer one.

This has been a day of disappointment for me.
Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2026 04:04 PM (BwWDk)

I thought they sold one.

I know they have shrimp.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

102 The French are rioting over pencils!

Presstitutes here....

Posted by: torabora at October 22, 2026 04:08 PM (7IYSB)

103 They's gonna put her back in chains!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)

104 Jim Crow 3.0!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (jx+32)
---
Um. It's in beta.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

105 92 I looked at the indictment and did a little research. One of her co-conspirators (Ryan Eichelberger) is indicted for possession of a gun in furtherance of drug trafficking. Serious offense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

========

Reading and investigating instead of blindly asserting?

What are you? Some kind of nerd?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:08 PM (qGAQr)

106
Whenever her kids got her Irish up
Clancy lowered the boom.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

107 The indictment is below. Very detailed, with photos, texts, messages, and times, dates, and places.

This bitch is going down.

https://tinyurl.com/2x9446ws

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

108
Just when G'ma was turning her life around, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (ixS3i)

109 Ps. I am kind of wondering, too. Anyone heard from Romney lately?
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

Could be Pierre Delecto was caught up in the riots in Paris.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

110 I go to Texas for one week, ONE WEEK, and the whole place falls apart.
Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2026 04:02 PM


The Moose Out Front just texted me to say I should have left him in TX for the year.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (KRh8R)

111 The libs won't like this:


Elon Musk has invested roughly $1 billion in David Ellison’s Skydance, Semafor reported Thursday — four years after the Hollywood mogul’s billionaire father helped finance Musk’s takeover of the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)

112 Well, in her defense, she's just a member of a criminal organization, and in order for that organization tovremain a criminal organization in good standing with the other criminal organizations, she had to commit criminal acts.

Which she has allegedly done.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (pnhpK)

113 Any comment on this from CNN?
......

Jake Tapper just admitted to dating her.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

114 I looked at the indictment and did a little research. One of her co-conspirators (Ryan Eichelberger) is indicted for possession of a gun in furtherance of drug trafficking. Serious offense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

========

Reading and investigating instead of blindly asserting?

What are you? Some kind of nerd?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:08 PM (qGAQr)
_______

Revenge of the Nerds, bro. Another movie I can be accused of copying for a life story!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

115 Put her in a wheelchair and push her off a cliff.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 22, 2026 04:10 PM (MWfyi)

116 Not guilty

-NoVA Jury

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 04:10 PM (OFk33)

117
What surprise ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 04

If we told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise!

Ps. I am kind of wondering, too. Anyone heard from Romney lately?
Posted by: Piper

===============

Harmeet tweeted this yesterday:

“DCA TO SLC FOR DOJ.”

https://x.com/AAGDhillon/
status/2113021726317527137

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

118 The libs won't like this:


Elon Musk has invested roughly $1 billion in David Ellison’s Skydance, Semafor reported Thursday — four years after the Hollywood mogul’s billionaire father helped finance Musk’s takeover of the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)
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The libs want Elon jailed. They don't know for what. But they think there's probably something he should be jailed for.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

119 Remember when Colorado argued all the way the the Supreme Court that merely charging Trump with a crime justified banning him from appearing on the ballot?
And every other blue state was poised to do the same?

The VA Reps shouldn't just be calling on her to resign.
They should be calling on her to name the other co-conspirators in the VA legislature.

Instead, I'm sure they'll be little bitches and suck their thumbs while mumbling about "rule of law" like good little kept Republicans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM (3cUTc)

120 My husband is heading to India. Hopefully when he gets home we won't have to sieve his shit so the doctor can figure out what antibiotics he'll need like we had to when the kid got back from China every time. Big business still loves Indians, y'all. Don't let them lie to you.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM (enNUy)

121 Slotkin is not that big of an outlier, from what I hear. The idea of just finding charges against the opposing party is going around in Dem circles.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

122 Now ask Louise if she's related to Jim Crow as I'll bet she is!

Even though Jim Crow was never a real person.

Do they know this? hiccup!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM (hzuYO)

123 119 Remember when Colorado argued all the way the the Supreme Court that merely charging Trump with a crime justified banning him from appearing on the ballot?
And every other blue state was poised to do the same?

The VA Reps shouldn't just be calling on her to resign.
They should be calling on her to name the other co-conspirators in the VA legislature.

Instead, I'm sure they'll be little bitches and suck their thumbs while mumbling about "rule of law" like good little kept Republicans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM (3cUTc)

=

I remember that. SCOTUS sided with Colorado because SCOTUS always sides with Democrats, and Trump was unable to run for president.

Saying that SCOTUS sides with us at times is just cope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM (qGAQr)

124 Only in America can a black man elected President twice and his wife whine about being the continued victim of racism.

A State President Pro Temp doing it elicits a yawn.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM (Ti9vn)

125 Elon put money in Skydance.

The Dems really are going to come after him first chance they get.

He’s going to have to move somewhere without an extradition treaty.

That secret backup plan to be the first man on Mars is really proving to be prophetic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

126
Well, in her defense, she's just a member of a criminal organization, and in order for that organization to remain a criminal organization in good standing with the other criminal organizations, she had to commit criminal acts.

Which she has allegedly done.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie


You know what they say,

So be true to your school now
Just like you would to your girl or guy
Be true to your school now
And let your colors fly
Be true to your school

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:13 PM (ixS3i)

127 As a Virginia/Hampton Roads resident, I can tell you this has been a long time coming. If this bitch and all are co-conspirators don't end up in jail behind this, then there truly is no justice left in the country.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 22, 2026 04:14 PM (QaH55)

128 Nobody is above the law

Posted by: Otto Pen at October 22, 2026 04:14 PM (RHGPo)

129 Something is funny in the water of Virginia

According to the Prince William County Police Department, officers responded around 10:13 p.m. on October 21, 2026 to the Iwo Jima statue near Richmond Highway and Fuller Road in Quantico. They found 27‑year‑old Stafford, VA man, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, actively using a sledgehammer to damage the monument, including removing the head of one of the depicted soldiers.

... I suggest he be deported to Antarctica

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at October 22, 2026 04:14 PM (RHGPo)

130 124 Only in America can a black man elected President twice and his wife whine about being the continued victim of racism.

A State President Pro Temp doing it elicits a yawn.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM (Ti9vn)

=======

So, Dolley and I are watching all of Survivor (she's watched it since it started, and I've sort of gotten into it because there are often attractive women in bikinis and I can barely pay attention to it while playing video games at the same time), and we're at peak woke era, Season 42.

Two black people get voted off in a row. The remaining two black women have a struggle session about how racism is everywhere, the one Chad (Jonathan), actually pushes back, "You're calling me racist," which instantly deflates the whole thing and gets the chicks to end up saying "racism is in the air," effectively.

And, then the black girl who started the whole thing is the next one voted off.

I laughed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:14 PM (qGAQr)

131 Just when G'ma was turning her life around, too!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport!
.......

Just about to drop her first Rap single!

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS)

132 They should go visit the Dems in NY. That will make this look like a kindergarten class.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (7S15B)

133 Ps. I am kind of wondering, too. Anyone heard from Romney lately?
--
yes, he was whining that Washington, Churchill et al. didn't sign agreements to end their wars.
So Trump is a big stupid poopy-head for wanting a peace agreement b/w Russia-Ukraine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (3cUTc)

134
I looked at the indictment and did a little research. One of her co-conspirators (Ryan Eichelberger) is indicted for possession of a gun in furtherance of drug trafficking. Serious offense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

====================

Drugs, money laundering, and guns. Wow. Any human trafficking in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (mmrXZ)

135 "I grew up under Jim Crow"

Huh? What Jim Crow laws did this degenerate grow up under? She's 82. She was born in 1944. Most of the Jim Crow laws were dead or dying by that time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

136 Oh Louise, champion of justice, forgot to mention in your self-serving statement "I've gotten too old to not be greedy."
That's really impressive!

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (oiNtH)

137 Tom Skerritt, ‘Top Gun’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’ actor, dead at 93

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (RHGPo)

138
The idea of just finding charges against the opposing party is going around in Dem circles.
Posted by: Axeman


The triggering event for launching the coup against Trump will be the execution of the Fort Hood murderer, Major Hasan.

Mark my words.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ixS3i)

139 120 My husband is heading to India...
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM (enNUy)

I hear the street food is not to be missed.

Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2026 04:16 PM (BwWDk)

140 Get busted, call it racism
Same old story

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)

141 My husband is heading to India. Hopefully when he gets home we won't have to sieve his shit so the doctor can figure out what antibiotics he'll need like we had to when the kid got back from China every time. Big business still loves Indians, y'all. Don't let them lie to you.
Posted by: nckate


Standard advice that no one asked for: don't drink the water in any phase, eat only fried food cooked in your sight, bring your own utensils, no fresh fruit or veggies, elbow bump or do the affected foreigner thing of hands together bowing, and accept the fact that unless he's had years of experience in similar environs he will get sick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nEUC6)

142 I checked Mittens twitter and he is whining about discussions of a Ukraine peace deal

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

143 >> I grew up under Jim Crow"

No, dear. Those were Dixiecrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (7S15B)

144 She's too old and frail to go on trial!

Posted by: Robert Hur at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

145 I looked at the indictment and did a little research. One of her co-conspirators (Ryan Eichelberger) is indicted for possession of a gun in furtherance of drug trafficking. Serious offense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

====================

Drugs, money laundering, and guns. Wow. Any human trafficking in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (mmrXZ)
________

No, but where there are drugs, there usually are whores

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

146 That secret backup plan to be the first man on Mars is really proving to be prophetic.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)


I think he's going to have to send a team to build his throne, first.

He better get on the stick.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 04:18 PM (xhfG9)

147 142 I checked Mittens twitter and he is whining about discussions of a Ukraine peace deal

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

========

Dear lord...the American public, in the aggregate, has never cared about Ukraine. Like, at all.

There were pockets, but they were tiny exceptions.

To think that it's a matter of huge importance to the American public now, four years after it started, is inane. The two countries can keep killing each other until there's no one left for all the 90% of America cares.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:18 PM (qGAQr)

148 >> My husband is heading to India...

Tell him to enjoy the local spring water. It’s like a cleansing elixir.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:18 PM (7S15B)

149 >>> 138
The idea of just finding charges against the opposing party is going around in Dem circles.
Posted by: Axeman

The triggering event for launching the coup against Trump will be the execution of the Fort Hood murderer, Major Hasan.

Mark my words.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ixS3i)

Hurry up, commie filth, I got Christmas pies in the oven.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:18 PM (jb8Ss)

150 My husband is heading to India. Hopefully when he gets home we won't have to sieve his shit so the doctor can figure out what antibiotics he'll need like we had to when the kid got back from China every time. Big business still loves Indians, y'all. Don't let them lie to you.
Posted by: nckate

Standard advice that no one asked for: don't drink the water in any phase, eat only fried food cooked in your sight, bring your own utensils, no fresh fruit or veggies, elbow bump or do the affected foreigner thing of hands together bowing, and accept the fact that unless he's had years of experience in similar environs he will get sick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nEUC6)
---
Careful where you step.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

151 143 >> I grew up under Jim Crow"

No, dear. Those were Dixiecrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (7S15B)

======

Actually, they were Democrats.

The Dixiecrats were 100% Democrats who broke with the Party. Only one became a Republican after the Dixiecrat era ended: Strom Thurmond.

And that was because Thurmond hated communism more than the average Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (qGAQr)

152
The libs want Elon jailed. They don't know for what. But they think there's probably something he should be jailed for.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:11 PM

And if they'll go after the richest man in the world, what will they do to everyone else that doesn't fall in line?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (ZxgqD)

153 Tom Skerritt, ‘Top Gun’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’ actor, dead at 93
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (RHGP

I had no idea he was that old. He was the first Tom with the mustache. Sorry Mr Selleck.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (Ti9vn)

154 Huh? What Jim Crow laws did this degenerate grow up under? She's 82. She was born in 1944. Most of the Jim Crow laws were dead or dying by that time.
--
Technically, yes.
Portsmouth schools were still segregated when she grew up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (3cUTc)

155
https://tinyurl.com/2x9446ws
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

Prince Albert Hudson III (the turd) even made the cut! Who let him out of the can?

I also like the bidness she invested in:
Hair for Dayzzzz

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (hzuYO)

156 >>> 131 Just when G'ma was turning her life around, too!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport!
.......

Just about to drop her first Rap single!
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS)

She was harvesting olives!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (jb8Ss)

157 I had a coworker who had to go to India for a few weeks at a time.

He shipping a bunch of pasta sauce over and that's what he ate the whole time he was there

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)

158 You can go to Mars, but you can't come back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (n5tGW)

159 143 >> I grew up under Jim Crow"

No, dear. Those were Dixiecrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (7S15B)

Didn't Disney do a cartoon?
Oh, no, that was the Aristocats, not the Dixiecats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (l3cgK)

160 In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

She is definitely screwed.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

161 PJMedia is reporting that Griffin J. John II, the Oregon school shooter, might have belonged to the 764 cult. Apparently they're Satanists but despite that, are really bad people.
At least we know they're unaffiliated with Indian tech security companies.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (88C+u)

162 Wouldn't it be more a page from the “separate but equal” doctrine, if the law had not treated her the same ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

163 I think it's pretty dangerous when you have two groups whose perception of reality doesn't even overlap.

Daily Kos stripper news...

A new wave of polling came out on Wednesday and Thursday that—if it bears out—would mean Republicans are in for apocalyptic losses on Election Day.

The surveys came from respected polling outfits, all of which found that President Donald Trump’s abysmal approval ratings threaten even Republicans in House districts that Trump won by double-digit margins in 2024.

For example, a new Franklin & Marshall College poll in Pennsylvania released Thursday morning found Democrats with a 14-percentage-point lead on the generic ballot in the state. That should be more than enough for Democrats to flip all four GOP-held seats currently rated as competitive by The Cook Political Report: Pennsylvania’s 1st, 7th, 8th, and 10th districts

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (Sco7b)

164 In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

She is definitely screwed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)
________

Her real name is Jane Hoe

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

165 >>> 161 PJMedia is reporting that Griffin J. John II, the Oregon school shooter, might have belonged to the 764 cult. Apparently they're Satanists but despite that, are really bad people.
At least we know they're unaffiliated with Indian tech security companies.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (88C+u)

LMAO

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (jb8Ss)

166 160 In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

not to my knowledge.

Posted by: lil miss elevnhan at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (sGtp+)

167 Mittens cares about Ukraine because one of his family had business interests there.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (vJPf4)

168 Elon put money in Skydance.
The Dems really are going to come after him first chance they get.
He’s going to have to move somewhere without an extradition treaty.
That secret backup plan to be the first man on Mars is really proving to be prophetic.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:12 PM

Oh they will definitely try. They have before. But Elon is really good at this, has more money than God, and is smarter than all of them and their voters put together.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (oiNtH)

169 > Huh? What Jim Crow laws did this degenerate grow up under? She's 82. She was born in 1944. Most of the Jim Crow laws were dead or dying by that time.

She was born and raised in VA according to her Wiki bio. Brown v Board of Education was in 1954. VA employed their "Massive Resistance" policies that closed schools.

Loving v Virginia was 1967.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (mkw2N)

170 Add "Mama's Chicken" to her bidness.

I am enjoying this way too much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:22 PM (hzuYO)

171 158 You can go to Mars, but you can't come back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (n5tGW)

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.
And there's no one there to raise them if you did.

Posted by: Elton John, Still Gay at October 22, 2026 04:22 PM (l3cgK)

172 love is love

Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 04:22 PM (acEXZ)

173 Thanks to the 14th Amendment, everyone can be equally a racist

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

174 >>> Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:21 PM (Sco7b)

This is the stuff you print out to wave under retards' noses Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (jb8Ss)

175 CBC - Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.

Stelco? Like Brian Stelter has a company?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

176 If I were a Dem politician, I wouldn't fuck around with the Richest Guy on Earth.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

177 Mexican born Federal Judge And President In Waiting has today ordered the government to stop election investigations in nine states, California, Connecticut, Georgia, Missouri, Nevada, New York, Pennsylvania, Washington, and Wisconsin. She was confirmed by the Senate in 2023, 49-48, only after Kumswalla broke a tie. Not a single Republican voted for this clown.
====================

U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín on Wednesday ordered the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to halt certain investigations the agency is conducting into suspected illegal voting in nine states, including several key battlegrounds.

https://tinyurl.com/ypypkzvc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (8mR+H)

178 In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

She is definitely screwed.


Oh that's just racist Nazi Faux News you hater! Where is the evidence?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (xhfG9)

179 I wouldn't go anywhere near India

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

180 No, seriously. Go to a foreign country where 2/3rds of the population doesn’t have indoor plumbing, any concept of food safety or hygiene. Then eat the local open market fare, and drink the water. What could happen?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (7S15B)

181 Lindsey was married? When?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (l3cgK)

182
PJMedia is reporting that Griffin J. John II, the Oregon school shooter, might have belonged to the 764 cult. Apparently they're Satanists but despite that, are really bad people.


Their primary means for earning dough was their odometer resetting business.

They were not very good at it ("764? Close enough!").

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (ixS3i)

183 https://tinyurl.com/2x9446ws
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

Prince Albert Hudson III (the turd) even made the cut! Who let him out of the can?

I also like the bidness she invested in:
Hair for Dayzzzz
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:19 PM (hzuYO)
_______

The companies are all almost surely fronts for money laundering and moving the money around. It's easy to set up a number of companies to try to make it hard to detect where the money is going and who's money it is. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

184 Watch the movie Outsourced. I've said it before but I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Ti9vn)

185 Paul,

ace did address it.

With multiple flaming skulls even.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (fD97E)

186 > Stelco? Like Brian Stelter has a company?

It's a steel manufacturing company.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (mkw2N)

187 Posted by: Elton John, Still Gay
......

Elton, I would forgive you for all previous weirdness if you said you boned Dua Lipa.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

188 I have always said Mattress Stores are just a laundering business.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (Ti9vn)

189 Another foreign born Commissar Judge
Don't remember voting for her or her opponent

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

190 U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín on Wednesday ordered the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to halt certain investigations the agency is conducting into suspected illegal voting in nine states, including several key battlegrounds.

https://tinyurl.com/ypypkzvc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (8mR+H)

Isn't illegal voting in a Federal election a Federal Crime?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK)

191 His wife was unaware of that multi decade behavior ? ? That is serious felony behavior
Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 04:22 PM (acEXZ)

Lindsey was married?

My whole world is upside down.

Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (BwWDk)

192 Why are most black broads in government fat and criminals?

Must be something in the water.

Posted by: H20 at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (8EQTH)

193 >>> Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (fD97E)

He (?) keeps setting new heights in dumb.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (jb8Ss)

194 Mars is probably too close to India.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (n5tGW)

195 Isn't illegal voting in a Federal election a Federal Crime?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK)


Well there is no evidence of that crime, and Hawaiian judge just made sure that no one can find evidence of it.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (xhfG9)

196 Pretty sure Lindsay was never married.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (fD97E)

197
U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín on Wednesday ordered the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to halt certain investigations the agency is conducting into suspected illegal voting in nine states, including several key battlegrounds.

https://tinyurl.com/ypypkzvc
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM

That noted American named Araceli Martinez-Olguin?

Why are we ruled by foreigners?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (ZxgqD)

198 He doesn't eat anywhere other than the hotel, which isn't a guarantee. His sickest business trip was France or Germany. Also hotel food.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (enNUy)

199 Why are most black broads in government fat and criminals?

Black female Democrats are corrupt at a 100% rate, from what I've seen. Also mostly really stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (2ocoG)

200 I just read up the 764 cult's wiki page and they seem to do mostly do two things:

Murder old people
Produce child pron

All in the name of destroying society

Wiki helpfully calls them "rightwing"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

201 I dunno. How do you reconcile the genetic polls with what is actually occurring on the ground. At this point you have actual EV data and trends. The only thing missing is Election Day data which I suppose is a bit of a horseshoe. But that being said one might think you could do some basic extrapolations and get reasonably closer than a poll of randos, most of whom probably lied to you or were just made up out of thin air, as we are discovering.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (7S15B)

202 *generic. Grammar Nazis.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:27 PM (7S15B)

203 U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín

Biden judge from Mexico

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

204 175 CBC - Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.

Stelco? Like Brian Stelter has a company?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

One of Canada's largest steel companies. They announced they are laying off 500 people. The government is threatening court action if they do.

I guess there was some sort of agreement before, but if you're not profitable, you're not profitable.

Every other country aside from China and Chinada came to an agreement with President Trump. We deserve to suffer.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Sco7b)

205 144 She's too old and frail to go on trial!
Posted by: Robert Hur at October 22, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

______________________

Not if someone follows her around with an image filter, apparently. The photo Bill Melugin features compared to the way the woman actually looks is disturbing.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (dIske)

206 200 I just read up the 764 cult's wiki page and they seem to do mostly do two things:

Murder old people
Produce child pron

All in the name of destroying society

Wiki helpfully calls them "rightwing"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

with all their members on the left, probably...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (l3cgK)

207 >>> 202 *generic. Grammar Nazis.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:27 PM (7S15B)

*We* would enforce strict standards of poll cleanliness.

Posted by: Poll Nazis at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (jb8Ss)

208 The Atlanta Falcons' new logo.

https://tinyurl.com/mdy64v9d

I guess they'll building their game around the Blitz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (ndZc7)

209 3,2,1, cue the Usual Suspects who claim MJ to be the Wonder Drug of the century.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (3Lqao)

210 Yet another one........

The latest defendant has been convicted in Minnesota's sprawling Somali-linked Feeding Our Future fraud scheme.

Muna Wais Fidhin, 45, was found guilty of using $1 million of taxpayer dollars meant to feed hungry children to pay off her personal expenses on Wednesday, Fox 9 reported.

She was the 75th person to be charged by the US Attorney's Office in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme last year, the largest COVID fraud case in the country.

Feeding Our Future was a nonprofit led by convicted fraudster Aimee Bock that stole $250 million in federal funds from the Federal Child Nutrition Program by using other companies, such as Fidhin's, to launder the money.

Federal prosecutors said Fidhin enrolled her company, M5 Cafe, which was located inside a hospital, in the Federal Child Nutrition Program under the sponsorship of Feeding Our Future in 2020.

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (kX27y)

211 Where's the Nothing Will Happen Guy now?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (iFTx/)

212 201 I dunno. How do you reconcile the genetic polls with what is actually occurring on the ground. At this point you have actual EV data and trends. The only thing missing is Election Day data which I suppose is a bit of a horseshoe. But that being said one might think you could do some basic extrapolations and get reasonably closer than a poll of randos, most of whom probably lied to you or were just made up out of thin air, as we are discovering.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:26 PM (7S15B)

=======

Polling has entered hedging phase.

All Texas polls are now within the margin of error, for instance. "You must trust the polls!" Well, the polls say the race is a toss up now, not a Talarico win like you insisted for 4 straight months.

How to explain that? Polling showing Talarico up by 6 consistently for 4 months and then, suddenly, it's a tied race?

"Well, Republicans started paying attention, I guess."

No. The polling is fucked. It's a fake enterprise used to manipulate betting markets (70% of bettors on Kalshi are European and can't point to Texas on a map) to advantage insiders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (qGAQr)

213 How do you reconcile the genetic polls with what is actually occurring on the ground.

The left/FNM argument is most Dem voters have decided to vote in person on election day because Trump discussed looking for fraud in mail in ballots, so even though Dem mail in/early votes are down they are all showing up in person on election day.

Its a take...that's about as much as I can give it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

214 Lindsey was married?
Posted by: jwest

Eh, it happens to the best of us.
-- Justin Trudeau

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

215
Not if someone follows her around with an image filter, apparently. The photo Bill Melugin features compared to the way the woman actually looks is disturbing.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (dIske)

Bill Melugin should be in a hair products commercial. He has perfect hair.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (ZxgqD)

216 > I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.

Watch Amazing Race episodes in India. The contestants are always thrilled to go, as they are with any new location. But after a few days, you can tell they hate it. It's one of the few places you'll see this consistently. Some of them will even say out loud. Contestants will sometimes complain about bad weather or heat in other locations, but India is different.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (mkw2N)

217 For example, a new Franklin & Marshall College poll in Pennsylvania released Thursday morning found Democrats with a 14-percentage-point lead on the generic ballot in the state.
--
Generic has never been that high.
W, at or near that 22% positive approval, at the peak of the Iraq war "grim milestone" and all that bs, fresh off of trying to ram amnesty through over the objections of nearly every Republican was, IIRC, a 8 point gap. Maybe 12.

yes, I know that is just for PA.

But we're supposed to think that--just 2 years after winning the state--the Iran war, which no one but no one thinks is an actual war--is causing that massive a shift?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (3cUTc)

218 Did Paul's more retarded brother post under his name?

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (Ti9vn)

219
Black female Democrats are corrupt at a 100% rate, from what I've seen. Also mostly really stupid.
Posted by: Ian S.


Hey, hey, hey!

Don't be dissing Red Kammie's most faithful voting block!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (ixS3i)

220 217 But we're supposed to think that--just 2 years after winning the state--the Iran war, which no one but no one thinks is an actual war--is causing that massive a shift?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (3cUTc)

=======

No Democrat is even running on it, and it's supposed to be the issue that delivers Texas to Democrats, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (qGAQr)

221 She's 82. She could make a legal fortune pedaling skin care products.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (Fv808)

222 You know who is gayer than a pair of pink crocs on vespa riding murse wearing sashaying doink?

No one...not even Lindsey Graham - who is sort of gay now too I guess.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (j10i6)

223 She changed her name because her family name is that of a genocidal warlord. Happens all the time. Who among you hasn't done it.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (ldlqW)

224 On top of all the counts for Granny Louise (who apparently liked her "flower" buds)...was she trying to control, in her office, others in VA she referred to as "bad apples" trying to pursue a license?

Whee!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (hzuYO)

225 208 The Atlanta Falcons' new logo.

https://tinyurl.com/mdy64v9d

I guess they'll building their game around the Blitz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 04:28 PM (ndZc7)

Missing the peaceful swastika...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)

226 And, covid fraud!

Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
·
5h
🚨 IT GETS WORSE: Federal prosecutors say the Louise Lucas enterprise didn't stop at marijuana.

According to the U.S. Attorney's office in the Eastern District of Virginia, agents recovered both illegal narcotics AND firearms when they searched properties tied to the operation.

They say one of the enterprise's businesses was also used to scam a COVID-era loan program.

The prosecutor called it "a criminal enterprise operating in plain sight."

Prosecutors say her relatives and associates conspired to cash in on her legislation, her access, and her influence.

Drugs, guns, and taxpayer COVID money, all allegedly run out of the office of one of Virginia's most powerful Democrats.

Unreal.

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (kX27y)

227 190 U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín on Wednesday ordered the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to halt certain investigations the agency is conducting into suspected illegal voting in nine states, including several key battlegrounds.

https://tinyurl.com/ypypkzvc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (8mR+H)

Isn't illegal voting in a Federal election a Federal Crime?


when i was in high school, i worked for an accounting firm, doing data entry. on a couple of occasions, they drove me out to their main office in salt lick city. once, the accountant doing the driving passed someone on a double yellow (on a narrow bridge, no less). i gave him a look. he said "it's only illegal if you get caught", which i thought was a heck of an attitude for an accountant to have.

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

228 >>> 218 Did Paul's more retarded brother post under his name?
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (Ti9vn)

Maybe it's a sock by Ilhan's bro.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (jb8Ss)

229 But we're supposed to think that--just 2 years after winning the state--the Iran war, which no one but no one thinks is an actual war--is causing that massive a shift?

I was reading a discussion on suspending the state gas tax until gas prices come down and I noticed the Dem take was "Well, gas taxes don't matter, we just need to surrender to Iran and then gas prices will go back down"

Now the funny part is they are complaining about gas prices at Biden levels when back then they argued high gas prices are GOOD since gas is bad for da Erf

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

230 Biden U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín on Wednesday ordered the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to halt certain investigations the agency is conducting into suspected illegal voting in nine states, including several key battlegrounds.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (RHGPo)

231 Bill Melugin should be in a hair products commercial. He has perfect hair.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Pffft.

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

232 I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.

Watch Amazing Race episodes in India. The contestants are always thrilled to go, as they are with any new location. But after a few days, you can tell they hate it. It's one of the few places you'll see this consistently. Some of them will even say out loud. Contestants will sometimes complain about bad weather or heat in other locations, but India is different.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (mkw2N)
_______

I thought India was amazing. My mom loved it too. You must take a private tour, though. You don't want to be on our own or go with one of those tours with 500 people. And it's not a trip I would recommend to inexperienced travellers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)

233
What's this about Lindsay Wagner being gay?

I don't believe that at all.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (YSUhf)

234 What she meant by “generational wealth” was that she is planning to put money in her great grandchildren’s Trump accounts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (OFk33)

235 >>Watch the movie Outsourced. I've said it before but I loved the movie but it cemented my position that I will never travel to India.

I've never been anywhere where wealth and abject poverty are so extreme and right next to each other. It's jarring.

Also the most racist place I've been.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (viF8m)

236
The latest defendant has been convicted in Minnesota's sprawling Somali-linked Feeding Our Future fraud scheme.

Muna Wais Fidhin, 45, was found guilty of using $1 million of taxpayer dollars meant to feed hungry children to pay off her personal expenses on Wednesday, Fox 9 reported.

Posted by: beckster

=================

And her personal expenses were on shameless display. Girl lugged a Prada bag and some designer shopping bag into the courthouse. Wait 'til she finds out those are not standard issue in federal prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (mmrXZ)

237 "I want the idiots to grow their own pot , not buy it.
And smoking anything is unhealthy."

I'm a capitalist. That means I do what I'm good at in order to exchange $ for something someone else is better at than me - like growing quality marijuana. And there are much better ways of ingesting it than smoking it.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Fv808)

238 I guess they'll building their game around the Blitz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I don't suppose it would be in good taste to call him "Jim Falcon"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (88C+u)

239 *generic. Grammar Nazis.
Posted by: Vengeance

Oh, fer cryin' out loud. That's a spelling error (a typo, I assume). It has nothing to do with grammar.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

240 213 How do you reconcile the genetic polls with what is actually occurring on the ground.

The left/FNM argument is most Dem voters have decided to vote in person on election day because Trump discussed looking for fraud in mail in ballots, so even though Dem mail in/early votes are down they are all showing up in person on election day.

Its a take...that's about as much as I can give it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

How invasive are these genetic polls? Is this how they got their samples from Deport-Me Elmo?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (l3cgK)

241 She's 82. She could make a legal fortune pedaling skin care products.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (Fv80

Black don't crack

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Ti9vn)

242 Vengeance, some pollsters are now using computer generated NPCs as poll respondents. Since they are failing to get enough live respondents, they use imputed values from the those interviews they got to fill in the matrix of missing data.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Gn28y)

243 226
Drugs, guns, and taxpayer COVID money, all allegedly run out of the office of one of Virginia's most powerful Democrats.

Unreal.

Posted by: beckster
.......

It's a full time job.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)

244 How do you reconcile the genetic polls with what is actually occurring on the ground.

Polls are always for strippers, but this time it's a bit more sinister since when the Republicans win they're going to use the polls as proof that Trump cheated and must be driven out of the White House by trantifa.

No, I don't think that's actually going to work either, but it's a real thing that's going to happen.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)

245 Yeah, I guess Dems could show up in Election Day against the actual real trends. Maybe because they still want to “Get Trump” after we elected him twice and all their efforts were for nothing- other than a glimpse into Melania’s panty drawer. But then I also think gold bars might fall out of the sky into my backyard.

I have zero trust in any of the polling. Even Trafalgar who I thought was decent has been hitting the sauce a little too hard. And yeah wow they’re all within the MOE now. Who saw that hedge coming? See, we were right!! Lol

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (7S15B)

246 >>> 242 Vengeance, some pollsters are now using computer generated NPCs as poll respondents. Since they are failing to get enough live respondents, they use imputed values from the those interviews they got to fill in the matrix of missing data.
Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Gn28y)

So, like glowball warmening models, then?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (jb8Ss)

247 How invasive are these genetic polls? Is this how they got their samples from Deport-Me Elmo?

I'm still hoping someone breaks into my house so I can give him a genetic poll. But not in a gay way

Posted by: Graham Platner at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

248 Grammar always told me to keep my genetic poll to myself...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (l3cgK)

249 Granny Louise is to Virginia's legal weed growers like Mags was to Kentucky's moonshine operations.

Large and in charge.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (hzuYO)

250 That sucks.

I liked Tom Skerrit in Steel Magnolias for the short amount of screen time he got in that movie.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)

251 Tom Skerritt, ‘Top Gun’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’ actor, dead at 93
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM

I really liked the sitcom Picket Fences with Skerritt playing the Sheriff in that series. Ray Walston (My Favorite Martian) played the irascible Judge who after a case was over, would yell at everyone to get out of my courtroom and to shut up!

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

252
Drugs, guns, and taxpayer COVID money, all allegedly run out of the office of one of Virginia's most powerful Democrats.

Unreal.

Posted by: beckster


She's Somali-adjacent, owning as she does a Lerning Center franchise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (ixS3i)

253 CBC - Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.

MSNow - rogue judge and anti-voter fraud. Soon. Just soon.

CNN - SENATE BLUE AVALANCHE! "It's looking great for Democrats"

Fox - Texas - Senate tied!!

A gay 'Republican' can't even make the news. That's just sad.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

The Wainwright disaster sure went down the memory hole in a hurry, didn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (3Lqao)

254 Genetic polls are racist.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (Ti9vn)

255 *Learing. To the train with you, Krebs!

Posted by: ATL Falcons fan at October 22, 2026 04:36 PM (88C+u)

256 The Atlanta Falcons' new logo.

https://tinyurl.com/mdy64v9d

-
The losing team will be sent to the showers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 04:36 PM (ndZc7)

257 Why does Team Blue think smoking is OK?
Posted by: torabora


Hippie leaf good, southron leaf bad

Posted by: Democrats everywhere at October 22, 2026 04:36 PM (vJrRc)

258 >>Polls are always for strippers, but this time it's a bit more sinister since when the Republicans win they're going to use the polls as proof that Trump cheated and must be driven out of the White House by trantifa.

I don't think it will ultimately work. I also think it's a lot bigger and more sophisticated plot than some do and we are absolutely likely to see some violent street action again.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)

259 Hay dementia at EVERY rally another accusations becomes a confession

Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 04:36 PM (R8Lmn)

260 244 Polls are always for strippers, but this time it's a bit more sinister since when the Republicans win they're going to use the polls as proof that Trump cheated and must be driven out of the White House by trantifa.

No, I don't think that's actually going to work either, but it's a real thing that's going to happen.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)

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Polls have been getting so bad for so long, it'll fall on deaf ears.

The point of the polling is money.

It gets Talarico to raise $60 million for a race he was never going to win. It gets Schumer to throw $1.2 million at the Mississippi senate race over bullshit. It gets people donating all over the place in the hope of winning races that have no chance.

And, it manipulates the betting markets. Shifting the odds towards one side by dozens of points. Buy on the opposite side (like Baris did int he Massie primary when he said Massie was winning in his poll but he bet on Massie losing, he admitted it on his podcast like it was a joke) for pennies on the dollar and make bank afterwards.

The polling industry is now just financial fraud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (qGAQr)

261 241 She's 82. She could make a legal fortune pedaling skin care products.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 22, 2026 04:31 PM (Fv80

Black don't crack
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Ti9vn)
********
I thought the same! However, her glamour shot is filtered.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (hzuYO)

262 Tom Skerrit as Duke in MASH was my favorite character.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (PSEDc)

263 254 Genetic polls are racist.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (Ti9vn)

They're always used to track the races.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (l3cgK)

264 Half the candidates around here aren't even saying which party they're in. I've had to google people before voting. Is this a new thing the last 10 years or so?

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (enNUy)

265 I am still getting over the shock that Lindsay Graham was - Gay. I obviously have to vote against Republicans now, right?

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)

266
I don't remember Skerritt from Top Gun, but I do remember him from Alien. There was a sex scene between him and Ripley that got cut.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

267 some pollsters are now using computer generated NPCs as poll respondents

I can't wait for them to accidentally cross-circuit those models with the "climate change" models. We must all stop driving cars or else voters in Buttfuck, PA will vote 10 degrees more for Republicans.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (2ocoG)

268 At the same time I see a ton of lefties arguing they are going to jail Musk and others if they come back to power.

But.. but... but.. PUTIN!

Posted by: Community Notes at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (pUU4E)

269 The Wainwright disaster sure went down the memory hole in a hurry, didn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 04:35 PM (3Lqao)

Are you all going to have to wait until the RCMP gives out a report in a year?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

270 Half the candidates around here aren't even saying which party they're in. I've had to google people before voting. Is this a new thing the last 10 years or so?

My local house race has an Italian guy versus an Irish guy.

The Italian guy's sign is red, white and green, the Irish guy's is green and white.

Good luck guessing the party if you aren't paying attention...

Posted by: Graham Platner at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

271 Imagine "Paul" accusing others of dementia, within that particular incoherent post

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (88C+u)

272 love is love

Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (R8Lmn)

273 266
I don't remember Skerritt from Top Gun, but I do remember him from Alien. There was a sex scene between him and Ripley that got cut.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

Thankfully.

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

274 Now the funny part is they are complaining about gas prices at Biden levels when back then they argued high gas prices are GOOD since gas is bad for da Erf

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (ldlqW)

275 >>Polls have been getting so bad for so long, it'll fall on deaf ears.

You think the people who have fallen for every fake scam from Russia collusion to the Epstein files, shit they still believe is true, are going to listen to reason and facts about polls?

They want an excuse to riot not a reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m)

276 273 266
I don't remember Skerritt from Top Gun, but I do remember him from Alien. There was a sex scene between him and Ripley that got cut.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

Thankfully.

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar

A remake today might go all Revenant with him and an Alien...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (l3cgK)

277 My favorite Tom Skerritt movies are The Dead Zone and Ice Castles. Minor parts but really good movies.

I didn't say A River Runs Through It because they tricked me. I didn't know it was a depressing ass movie.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (Ti9vn)

278 Skerrit played the top gun in command. But not the guy that got buzzed by the fly by.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (n5tGW)

279 -- Trump is unpopular
Why?
-- All the polls say he is
What was his popularity when he won reelection and all swing states?
-- shut up it's different now, where the stakes are just one or possibly both houses of Congress
So the Presidency wasn't as important as that? And wasn't control of the House and Senate also up for grabs in 2024?
-- what part of "shut up" don't you understand? Can't you see the polls? Plus the Iran war.
Who is running on ending the Iran war.
-- well, nobody but it's really unpopular.
Why is it unpopular?
-- Again, are you too retarded to read polls? And gas prices are high.
What are Democrats going to do to lower gas prices?
-- End the Iran war.
The war that none of them are running against?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (3cUTc)

280 266
I don't remember Skerritt from Top Gun, but I do remember him from Alien. There was a sex scene between him and Ripley that got cut.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

He was the commander in Top Gun over the program.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

281 I am still getting over the shock that Lindsay Graham was - Gay. I obviously have to vote against Republicans now, right?

I saw a quip on X to the effect of "if you have to be gay, be Scott Bessant gay, not Lindsey Graham gay".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

282 275 You think the people who have fallen for every fake scam from Russia collusion to the Epstein files, shit they still believe is true, are going to listen to reason and facts about polls?

They want an excuse to riot not a reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m)

==========

Those people send out cannon fodder like black people to riot. They don't riot themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (qGAQr)

283 281 I am still getting over the shock that Lindsay Graham was - Gay. I obviously have to vote against Republicans now, right?

I saw a quip on X to the effect of "if you have to be gay, be Scott Bessant gay, not Lindsey Graham gay".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

I suggest you never vote for Lindsay Graham again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:41 PM (l3cgK)

284 The character Tom Skerritt played in Steel Magnolias had a great way of dealing with noisy birds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:41 PM (uIP5r)

285
Drugs, guns, and taxpayer COVID money, all allegedly run out of the office of one of Virginia's most powerful Democrats.

Unreal.

Posted by: beckster

================

I don't get why Dems rush to defend people like Ilhan and Lucas without having their staffs take a look at the legal documents and yes, conservative news reports to see how badly they're risking their own reputations.

Oh well, get ready for a chorus of solemn "Uh, I think we need to move on, we have starving children and a nation to save..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (mmrXZ)

286 I could see a sex scene on the Nostromo having some relevance to the theme of the xenomorph, but... Skerritt / Captain Dallas? Why him? There was no chemistry between him and the other females on that ship. And Ripley didn't seem like the sort of woman who wanted to do anything with the men on board except split the bonus with Kotto.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (88C+u)

287 I'm so mad about that dead guy being gay that I'm going to vote for the guy that wants to trans my kids instead.

Posted by: Said no one in SC ever at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)

288 283 281 I am still getting over the shock that Lindsay Graham was - Gay. I obviously have to vote against Republicans now, right?

I saw a quip on X to the effect of "if you have to be gay, be Scott Bessant gay, not Lindsey Graham gay".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

I suggest you never vote for Lindsay Graham again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:41 PM (l3cgK)

I won’t. I REFUSE!!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

289 I thought the same! However, her glamour shot is filtered.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (hzuYO)

Filtered, photoshopped, AI'd and more.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (Ti9vn)

290 Has Trump scared the left into not cheating?

I know it will still take California a month to count but everywhere else should be running a tight ship with the DOJ breathing down their necks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (6ydKt)

291 All polls should be telling us is to make sure we vote...and to make sure we get our like minded friends and family to vote. Most places have early voting now, so there's no excuse to not make the time and go straight R (and in VA, to go straight NO on the 3 amendments).

Posted by: Nova Local at October 22, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)

292 >>Those people send out cannon fodder like black people to riot. They don't riot themselves.

That's the whole point. Look at France and Belgium and the UK and Ceuta and on and on. It's the same people funding the cannon fodder everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m)

293
The companies are all almost surely fronts for money laundering and moving the money around. It's easy to set up a number of companies to try to make it hard to detect where the money is going and who's money it is. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

********
I know! I just liked the names!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:43 PM (hzuYO)

294 some pollsters are now using computer generated NPCs as poll respondents
--
I wonder how much it would cost to buy a massive block of numbers in a hotly-contested area code and have AI answer all polling calls?

LOL, I bet for a few thousand, you could completely fuck over even a reputable pollster.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:43 PM (3cUTc)

295 284 The character Tom Skerritt played in Steel Magnolias had a great way of dealing with noisy birds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:41 PM (uIP5r)

He had some of the funniest lines in the funniest parts of that movie.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

296 They could call a last second long bomb a Heil Adolph.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (ndZc7)

297
I didn't say A River Runs Through It because they tricked me. I didn't know it was a depressing ass movie.
Posted by: polynikes

==============

Oh! Then I saw him in that movie, too. I probably saw him in a lot of movies without realizing it. The Alien role was the one that stuck with me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

298 >> Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Gn28y)

Agree. It’s all just projection of their bias. Period. It’s part of the op.

And there is zero chance that Talarico wins Texas. None. No matter what those Bush idiots say. Honestly, do most people realize Barbara Bush runs the NBA’s DEI program? They aren’t republicans in any sense.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (7S15B)

299 Virginia State Sen. Louise Lucas and various family members are in federal custody today, up on charges of racketeering conspiracy, conspiracy with intent to distribute marijuana, conspiracy to launder money, conspiracy to commit audit services fraud, and maintaining a drug-involved premises.

_________________________________

I like this approach, arrest the whole family

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (NtVYv)

300 290 Has Trump scared the left into not cheating?

I know it will still take California a month to count but everywhere else should be running a tight ship with the DOJ breathing down their necks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (6ydKt)

====

All it took to stop them in 2024 was the RNC, from the outside, filing lawsuits timely.

Now, we have DOJ having spent nearly 2 years getting voter roll cleanups, and RNC can still do it's thing.

Cheating won't go away. Never will. There will never be 0 cheating.

But it won't be worse than it was in 2024.

Doesn't mean that Republicans win every race, mind you. But if Ossoff in Georgia runs several points behind expectations, well, that visit from the FBI and DNI to Fulton County's election offices probably did something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (qGAQr)

301 Hippie leaf good, southron leaf bad"

Yep

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 04:45 PM (pfXMo)

302 Intertubes say Atlanta Falcons player Charlie Woerner wears number 88...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:45 PM (l3cgK)

303 She did not grow up under Jim Crow ffs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026


***
Well, she lived her first twenty years before the Civil Rights Act was passed. But she's had all the legal rights of white Americans for six decades. Time to stop whining.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 04:45 PM (wzUl9)

304 I burn a blunt if I wanna !

Posted by: Loose Luise Lucas at October 22, 2026 04:45 PM (NtVYv)

305 In the movie MASH he boinked Hot Lips (Sally Kellerman)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vJPf4)

306 292 >>Those people send out cannon fodder like black people to riot. They don't riot themselves.

That's the whole point. Look at France and Belgium and the UK and Ceuta and on and on. It's the same people funding the cannon fodder everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m)

===

Yeah, and The US isn't those places, Trump isn't Macron, and we have examples of progress in America.

All we have this year instead is badly attended No Kings rallies by prog Boomers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:46 PM (qGAQr)

307 Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8

Alien came out in '79. If this actor just died at 92 that would have meant he was in his 40's in 1979, yes or early 50's ? Men in the their 40's are still capable of having sex ? 😉and no, I am not endorsing sex scenes in movies. I saw the movie. I thought it was fine without a sex scene
.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 04:46 PM (TDdGM)

308 Cannon fodder? If only...these assholes should literally be on the receiving end of a cannon fusillade...or twenty.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 22, 2026 04:47 PM (XMwZJ)

309 307 Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8

Alien came out in '79. If this actor just died at 92 that would have meant he was in his 40's in 1979, yes or early 50's ? Men in the their 40's are still capable of having sex ? 😉and no, I am not endorsing sex scenes in movies. I saw the movie. I thought it was fine without a sex scene
.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 04:46 PM (TDdGM)

Hey Fen.I am thinking you might have me confused with someone else here.

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (Gqar8)

310 Drugs, money laundering, and guns. Wow. Any human trafficking in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:15 PM (mmrXZ)

TIL: Breaking Bad was a race-swapped docudrama...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (08OqX)

311 307 Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8

Alien came out in '79. If this actor just died at 92 that would have meant he was in his 40's in 1979, yes or early 50's ? Men in the their 40's are still capable of having sex ? 😉and no, I am not endorsing sex scenes in movies. I saw the movie. I thought it was fine without a sex scene
.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 04:46 PM (TDdGM)

Rule #34: GILFs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (l3cgK)

312 I didn't say A River Runs Through It because they tricked me. I didn't know it was a depressing ass movie.
Posted by: polynikes

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Oh! Then I saw him in that movie, too. I probably saw him in a lot of movies without realizing it. The Alien role was the one that stuck with me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

If a river is running through just about anything you are in for a depressing day.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

313 Hahaha! Fox News is out with a poll saying Talfreako and Paxton are now tied.

"Quick, get something more honest out before the election!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (gz69C)

314 175 CBC - Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.

Stelco? Like Brian Stelter has a company?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

Yeah, And sorry about the referendum.

I wish I was surprised.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)

315 I am still getting over the shock that Lindsay Graham was - Gay.

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Next they'll be telling us Rosa DeLauro is ugly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (ndZc7)

316 All we have this year instead is badly attended No Kings rallies by prog Boomers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:46 PM (qGAQr)

Yeah the activist children of the 60s types going to these aren't going to last forever.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

317 >>Yeah, and The US isn't those places, Trump isn't Macron, and we have examples of progress in America.


No, it's not. Pritzker and a number of other Democrat governors and senior state office holders are part of the plot. Who would you say is their counterpart in France?

There are hundreds of NGOs and deep pocketed communist and islamist funding groups involved in this plot. It's much bigger and more complicated than what's happening in smaller, more centralized countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

318 If a river is running through just about anything you are in for a depressing day.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

My parents had to deal with Hurricane Harvey, so... yeah

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (88C+u)

319 Jim Crow was so bad she only became President Pro Temp . If it wasn't for Jim Crow and racism she could have been Empress of the Earth.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Ti9vn)

320
>>Virginia State Sen. Louise Lucas and various family members are in federal custody today

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Custody means the feds won't let them go home. Are they in prison togs? I'm awful, but I get so much satisfaction from imagining those crooks having to strip and put on oversized, pre-worn, amoeba-shaped garments.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (mmrXZ)

321 312 I didn't say A River Runs Through It because they tricked me. I didn't know it was a depressing ass movie.
Posted by: polynikes

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Oh! Then I saw him in that movie, too. I probably saw him in a lot of movies without realizing it. The Alien role was the one that stuck with me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

If a river is running through just about anything you are in for a depressing day.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

Most depressing movie I ever watched was The Remains of the Day.

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

322 317 No, it's not. Pritzker and a number of other Democrat governors and senior state office holders are part of the plot. Who would you say is their counterpart in France?

There are hundreds of NGOs and deep pocketed communist and islamist funding groups involved in this plot. It's much bigger and more complicated than what's happening in smaller, more centralized countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

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I guess we should all just kill ourselves because Pritzker is going to put out a statement that Trump is bad at some point next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:50 PM (qGAQr)

323 There are hundreds of NGOs and deep pocketed communist and islamist funding groups involved in this plot. It's much bigger and more complicated than what's happening in smaller, more centralized countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

Vietnam has many thousands of Ngos...My son's best friend is a Ngo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:50 PM (l3cgK)

324 CBC - Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.

Stelco? Like Brian Stelter has a company?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

Yeah, And sorry about the referendum.

I wish I was surprised.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)

Having the Canadian Government take it over will REALLY help its performance.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

325 323 There are hundreds of NGOs and deep pocketed communist and islamist funding groups involved in this plot. It's much bigger and more complicated than what's happening in smaller, more centralized countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

Vietnam has many thousands of Ngos...My son's best friend is a Ngo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 04:50 PM (l3cgK)

Ngo, you don’t say!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Gqar8)

326 In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

She is definitely screwed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)
++++

Bummer. I can barely pronounce her fake name. Her real name looks impossible for me.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 22, 2026 04:51 PM (KGrz7)

327 309 Didn't you say you were thankful there wasn't a sex scenes in Alien in a post above?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 04:52 PM (TDdGM)

328 Keep in mind, the racism and Jim Crow in Portsmouth VA was so bad that Louise ... never left.
Live there her whole life.
Cause the racism is so bad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:52 PM (3cUTc)

329 TIL: Breaking Bad was a race-swapped docudrama...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (08OqX)

The gender is correct . See Tom Arnold's sister.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 04:52 PM (Ti9vn)

330 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

I also don't mind the thought of Lucas standing glumly in line behind a bunch of sullen inmates being served gruel by Big Bertha, either.
As Mae West said, if you have nothing good to say, come sit by me

Posted by: orange is hot this year at October 22, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

331 Lol...Canadian government threatens to take Stelco if they lay off people. If they can be paid in heart and unicorn stickers, everyone is happy.


Sounds......kinda fascist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 04:52 PM (6vuXd)

332 I have field reports coming in that in many red areas in Texas, they are seeing greater than 2024 turnout.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 22, 2026 04:53 PM (U4c/V)

333 326 In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

She is definitely screwed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)
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Bummer. I can barely pronounce her fake name. Her real name looks impossible for me.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 22, 2026 04:51 PM (KGrz7)

Does it have a lot of glottal stops, clicks, and ululations!

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:53 PM (Gqar8)

334 Are you all going to have to wait until the RCMP gives out a report in a year?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

I guess so. Not that I regard the RCMP as trustworthy anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 04:53 PM (3Lqao)

335 I also don't mind the thought of Lucas standing glumly in line behind a bunch of sullen inmates being served gruel by Big Bertha, either.
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Medea Goes to Prison: II, the Documentary.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 04:54 PM (3cUTc)

336 hopefully Ilhan's next name will be a number

Posted by: orange is hot this year at October 22, 2026 04:54 PM (88C+u)

337 334 Are you all going to have to wait until the RCMP gives out a report in a year?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

I guess so. Not that I regard the RCMP as trustworthy anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 04:53 PM (3Lqao)

But, they are all ( part time) Lumberjacks, so they’re Okay!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

338 Polls have been getting so bad for so long, it'll fall on deaf ears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 04:37 PM (qGAQr)
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Largely, polls just tell the story the Demedia wants told.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)

339 Some of them will even say out loud. Contestants will sometimes complain about bad weather or heat in other locations, but India is different.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 04:30 PM (mkw2N)

It's the heat and the smell. Indescribable. Like ass with hints of fruit and more ass and a dead carcass or two with a burning tire in the background.

Posted by: The Nose Knows at October 22, 2026 04:55 PM (8EQTH)

340
In case you missed, Fox News is confirming from multiple sources on the investigation that Ilhan Omar is not her real name. She entered the country, got naturalized, got married multiple times, got elected to Congress, etc., etc. all using an alias instead of her real name.

She is definitely screwed.
Posted by: JackStraw

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She's so screwed she's not even defending herself. I could break pixy carrying on about that BSNOW interview, but I'll just say it confirms my sense that she was trying to get out during those few days when she was missing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:55 PM (mmrXZ)

341 >>I guess we should all just kill ourselves because Pritzker is going to put out a statement that Trump is bad at some point next year.

I don't think you need to kill yourself but actually looking at the information that is pouring out that proves this is much bigger than you seem to think it is and realize this country was hamstrung a few short years ago by a smaller but a still very well organized BLM/antifa riot across America abetted by Democrat politicians and this one is bigger.

There are still millions of illegals in this country. We are seeing the Democrat Party being taken over by communists. Their goal is to cause a confrontation between Trump and a bunch of Democrat states and they've proven it's very easy for them to have riots on demand in blue states.

You might think it's a joke. They are deadly serious.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

342 If a river is running through just about anything you are in for a depressing day.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

My parents had to deal with Hurricane Harvey, so... yeah
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (88C+u)

Grew up seeing pictures of floods in 1937 in Cincinnati OH, more that 25 feet over flood stage. A couple of players rowed a small boat over the left field wall of the baseball stadium and reached home plate.

There's more flood control now than then, but I saw the creek behind our house fill up its gorge and flood the elementary school fields and go over the road heading out of the neighborhood.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)

343 Q: Is Ilhan Omar an alias?

A: Not to my knowledge, no.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

344 It's no fun being an illegal's alias! -- Omar

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

345 The "I grew up under Jim Crow" seems stale in 2026.

Literally: are they baby chickens under the Jim Crow rooster?

The Jim Crow song was from 1820, so she's super old!

No one puts Louise Lucas in the corner!

I need to do something productive.

Life: what I never catch up with and it shouldn't matter!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 04:57 PM (hzuYO)

346 OK... another 82 year old politician?

Hell, I'm only 67, and my mental fast ball is gone... there are a very few outliers like Trump... but most are like Pelosi, or the War Turtle, or Biden.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2026 04:57 PM (mP0Kj)

347 I don't remember Skerritt from Top Gun, but I do remember him from Alien. There was a sex scene between him and Ripley that got cut.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

He was the commander in Top Gun over the program.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)
************

Viper. He played the role of Viper.

Viper: "Do you think your name is going to be on that plaque?"
Maverick: "Yes, sir."
Viper: "That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in."
Maverick: "Yes, sir."
Viper: "I like that in a pilot."

Posted by: one hour sober at October 22, 2026 04:58 PM (qY/gq)

348 You might think it's a joke. They are deadly serious.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

Even then they were only working in blue states because they needed protection. In Trumps first term citizens quashed the BAMF/Antifa riots even with the police stripping them of defenses and not the Antifas.

With the real people actually on the job their power is waning.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)

349 Didn't you say you were thankful there wasn't a sex scenes in Alien in a post above?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

HEY. No fair holding commenters accountable for previous statements.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:59 PM (UjdFS)

350 I use to frequent a few long-gone political forums back around 2000 - 2005 or so. It was an international forum so there were a lot of Americans, a few Canadians, Brits, Australians, Germans, and other various tribes and allegiances on a somewhat busy board that got into some pretty heated 100+ post discussions on occasions.

Nearly all of the foreigners, I think there were one or two who were conservative, an Aussie and a Brit, were leftists/progressives types.

All the lefty foreigners were absolutely certain Americans were the most racist, bigoted on the planet, especially the conservatives, because of recent American history.
The issue of illegal immigration came up even back then and they piled on a poster for writing "Wetback" and it turned into another example of the cruelty of the Americans.

And I always thought back then, seeing, even back then, the amount of Muslims immigrants that every one of their countries were allowing in and I knew, one day, that they'd figure America out real quick once this "Multi-Culti" attitude they loved was going to come back to bite them.

I bet all those shitlibs on that forum are finally understanding what Americans have been dealing with.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

351 Fall bastard Erick Erickson says he will leave his Georgia Senate vote blank. You see he's a deep thinking conservative who can't support Collins.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 04:59 PM (vJPf4)

352 You might think it's a joke. They are deadly serious.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

They've been trying Lawfare for over a decade now... but that silly old piece of paper, the Constitution, keeps getting in the way...

So... time for it to go according to them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 22, 2026 05:00 PM (mP0Kj)

353
Most depressing movie I ever watched was The Remains of the Day.
Posted by: tubal

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You Can Count on Me.

Mark Ruffalo is in it so you might want to skip, but damn, he does some good acting. The theater I went to see it in, the audience came out all dead-faced and some woman made a joke about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 05:00 PM (mmrXZ)

354 I guess we should all just kill ourselves because Pritzker is going to put out a statement that Trump is bad at some point next year.

.......

Trump is going to start shutting down donut shops?

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (UjdFS)

355 349 Didn't you say you were thankful there wasn't a sex scenes in Alien in a post above?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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HEY. No fair holding commenters accountable for previous statements.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 04:59 PM (UjdFS)


Ooohhh, now I get it. It was extrapolated from the comment that I was thankful because of Tom’s age. Nah, he’s just homely, and Sigourney has as much sex appeal as a spinster librarian.

Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

356 Nood

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (enNUy)

357 She's so screwed she's not even defending herself. I could break pixy carrying on about that BSNOW interview, but I'll just say it confirms my sense that she was trying to get out during those few days when she was missing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:55 PM (mmrXZ)

Driving to Canada is an option, I doubt they watch all the roads in MN. I think she's still game, her plea for money says so. But she's running low on options.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)

358 Fall bastard Erick Erickson says he will leave his Georgia Senate vote blank. You see he's a deep thinking conservative who can't support Collins.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


The narcissism of NeverTrumpers never ceases to amaze.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (nEUC6)

359 I guess so. Not that I regard the RCMP as trustworthy anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 04:53 PM (3Lqao)


I'd think the military would like to do an investigation.
They might even be able to figure it out quicker.

Carney is keeping this thing quiet for a reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

360 There are still millions of illegals in this country. We are seeing the Democrat Party being taken over by communists. Their goal is to cause a confrontation between Trump and a bunch of Democrat states and they've proven it's very easy for them to have riots on demand in blue states.

You might think it's a joke. They are deadly serious.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

The Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, and tells all the normies: "Now is the time for you to break out your guns and begin shooting rioters. Shoot them all. Guaranteed pardons from me."

Look upon it as an opportunity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (3Lqao)

361 but I'll just say it confirms my sense that she was trying to get out during those few days when she was missing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 04:55 PM (mmrXZ)

********
So there's still a chance for a wild west SUV chase to the border? I would LOVE this!

I remember watching OJ during dinner in his white Bronco. We were entertained if we saw movement in the backseat.

And now I see random news that he had a partner in the murders of If the Glove Don't Fit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (hzuYO)

362 RCP published an essay today from two Hoover Institution/Stanford guys analyzing the polls, and saying Democrats should be very optimistic.

Despite the reapportioned districts, our expectation given these results is that the Democrats will gain at least 30 seats in the House. They also have a shot at winning at least six Senate seats and flipping control in a full wave.

This assumes Democrats win in Texas, Ohio, Maine, Iowa, Alaska and Kansas. And hold on to seats in Georgia, Michigan, New Hampshire, and Minnesota.

Seems crazy to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (9FgyL)

363 >>Even then they were only working in blue states because they needed protection.

Yes, that's why as WaPo reported yesterday they are coordinating with blue state governors and leaders.

Again, they are not looking to build and army to take on our armed forces, they are planning to break the country by having key blue areas refuse to cooperate with the Trump administration and cause a crisis of confidence in the country. Their plans have been intercepted and everyone can read exactly what they are doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (viF8m)

364 Scottish museum removes mummies because it never got their "informed consent"

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Well, mummies are notoriously taciturn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (ndZc7)

365 Nood. Nood.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (enNUy)

366 And I always thought back then, seeing, even back then, the amount of Muslims immigrants that every one of their countries were allowing in and I knew, one day, that they'd figure America out real quick once this "Multi-Culti" attitude they loved was going to come back to bite them.

I bet all those shitlibs on that forum are finally understanding what Americans have been dealing with.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

Nah, they are just blaming the US for causing the problems, or the Jews. Watching alternate resources for info on Ukraine, and other flashpoints lets you peek at a lot of those types and what they are thinking now.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)

367 Democrats should be very optimistic.

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The voters are looking at Paris and saying, "I want me some of that!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (ndZc7)

368 Again, they are not looking to build and army to take on our armed forces, they are planning to break the country by having key blue areas refuse to cooperate with the Trump administration and cause a crisis of confidence in the country. Their plans have been intercepted and everyone can read exactly what they are doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (viF8m)

Oh no, Blue states will burn themselves out to show the MAGA ... I can live with that and I live in one.

Not the best of strategic plans.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

369 >>The Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, and tells all the normies: "Now is the time for you to break out your guns and begin shooting rioters. Shoot them all. Guaranteed pardons from me."

They want Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act.

The IA required permission from the state to send in federal troops. That's the law. All it takes is for fat Pritzker or Newsom or one of the other radical Democrat governors is to say no.

They've even planned this out to the point where they have a number of Democrat leaders willing to sign onto a document claiming the Trump administration is illegitimate and you know most Democrats already believe that.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)

370 RCP published an essay today from two Hoover Institution/Stanford guys analyzing the polls, and saying Democrats should be very optimistic.

...

Seems crazy to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (9FgyL)

They analyzed the admittedly fixed polls?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)

371 If anything can fire up the young hippies to get to the polls for Dems arresting someone on Mary Jane charges might be it.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (PV+Zw)

372 Just another CIA op
comin' down in 6 part harmony.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 05:08 PM (826kS)

373 They've even planned this out to the point where they have a number of Democrat leaders willing to sign onto a document claiming the Trump administration is illegitimate and you know most Democrats already believe that.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)

They already tried that in the last riots in CA. He got the army and the guard to defend the ICE areas well enough, and that was when their money chests were full. He has the ducks in a row for that strategy already.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

374 >>Oh no, Blue states will burn themselves out to show the MAGA ... I can live with that and I live in one.

>>Not the best of strategic plans.

I seem to remember learning about a time when a bunch of southern states refused to cooperate with the federal government.

These aren't a bunch of smelly boomer hippies planning this. This is the people who have been running color revolutions around the world for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 05:10 PM (viF8m)

375 “Here at Popeyes, we're bringing back two seafood offerings, the Flounder Fish Sandwich and the Shrimp Tackle Box, both available now for a limited time at participating restaurants nationwide.”

So only at participating restaurants and only for a limited time.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 05:16 PM (eGn4U)

376 No, it's not. Pritzker and a number of other Democrat governors and senior state office holders are part of the plot. Who would you say is their counterpart in France?

There are hundreds of NGOs and deep pocketed communist and islamist funding groups involved in this plot. It's much bigger and more complicated than what's happening in smaller, more centralized countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)
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Yes, its complicated. But not even Pritzker can do anything of note outside of Chicago. If they show up to burn down any other place the county sherriffs will start arresting and shooting before they know what happened.

They've got no juice outside of a handful of big large metropolitan areas that under blue rule. They go anywhere else, locals will deal with them. Very strongly. There won't be immediate bail, and there won't be help from local politicians.

It's a threat, with no real bite, because the people it harms aren't on our side, so frankly I don't give a damn. And when Mayor Johnson refuses Trump's help to stop the rioting in Chicago - Trump just lets it burn, and watches Pritzker's political hopes go up in flames with them.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (7/DDO)

377 This assumes Democrats win in Texas, Ohio, Maine, Iowa, Alaska and Kansas. And hold on to seats in Georgia, Michigan, New Hampshire, and Minnesota.

Seems crazy to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 05:02 PM (9FgyL)
==
It is, and has zero chance of happening.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 05:18 PM (7/DDO)

378 Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

LOL, tubal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 05:18 PM (JrHfD)

379 "I grew up under Jim Crow"

And then you joined the Democrat Party because...?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 23, 2026 11:24 AM (r7+Q7)

380 26 Hochul is going to crack down on Adult Services driving disabled people to choom stores to buy their weed.
*insert pause here*
Sure, Jan.
Posted by: torabora at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (7IYSB)

There's plenty of places that deliver. It's amazing what you can get brought to your door. I was perusing doordash and looking at their retail partners. I saw Mattress Firm. I think I can get a mattress delivered. Which brings to me to where this is all inevitably headed. Whoredash. Hookers and blow in an hour or less.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 23, 2026 11:31 AM (r7+Q7)

Disney Groomer Corporation's Propaganda Division: There Is No Evidence -- NONE! -- Connecting Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed to the Muslim Brotherhood or Any Other Islamic Extremist Group

ABC "News" are just mob lawyers for the Democrat Party.

Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro

2h

"Without providing evidence?"

El-Sayed literally signed a letter in 2012 in support of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. His campaign refuses to explain it.

Even the New York Times admits this evidence:

nytimesletterabdulrahman.jpg


His sister said his family was MB. His father in law, who is a founding member of ISNA -- an offshoot of the MB -- donated hundreds of thousands to his campaign. There is not a single anti-MB measure he supports.

He says about Islamic terrorists trying to murder Jewish kindergarteners, "Hurt people hurt people," and equates Dearborn-based terrorists trying to kill schoolkids with the IDF's targeted killing of Hezbollah members.

He was caught on tape during this campaign saying he wouldn't say anything about Ayatollah Khamenei's death because too many of his constituents were upset about it.

He campaigns with Hasan Piker, who says Hamas is better than Israel and speaks warmly of Hezbollah.

There is no more thoroughly sourced claim in politics than that El-Sayed is sympathetic to radical Islam and connected to Islamic extremists.

Ed Morrissey notes some more evidence, which ABC hides from its audience.

. I did a roundup earlier this week, in fact, of the evidence that ABC News and all of its reporters, editors, and fact-checkers missed in order to air these bald-faced lies:

Let us count the ways in which El-Sayed connects with the Muslim Brotherhood, especially financially:

Father-in-law Tayeb Jukaku sits on the boards of CAIR and ISNA, both unindicted co-conspirators in the Holy Land Foundation money-laundering case that funded Hamas and both subsidiaries of the Muslim Brotherhood. Jukaku has also funded a super PAC backing El-Sayed, where the money's origins can be hidden from public exposure.

El-Sayed had to scrub his public praise for Imam Abdelhamid Algizawi, a local cleric whose sermons praised Hamas leaders, also a Muslim Brotherhood subsidiary.

El-Sayed appeared repeatedly with another Dearborn imam, Mohammad Ali Elahi, who turns out to be a former Iranian IRGC official who idolized Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.

El-Sayed appeared at the opening of a mosque headed by Hassan Qazwini in June. Qazwini urged his congregants to vote for El-Sayed to "deal the Zionists a blow," and praised Iran for having "stood firm" against the United States.

El-Sayed spent Labor Day weekend at the ISNA convention in Detroit, the one in which one speaker promised that "America is going down." Again, ISNA is a subsidiary of the Muslim Brotherhood.

The New York Post and The Midwesterner reported in August that El-Sayed's mother helped launder money to al-Qaeda and the Taliban while working for the Islamic American Relief Agency (IARA) from 1999 until at least 2004. Some of the money that IARA moved funded Hamas too, which is -- again -- a subsidiary of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Note well that I haven't even mentioned Hasan Piker in this list.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:42 PM




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1 THE BLADE, YO

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

2 1

Posted by: doug at October 22, 2026 02:42 PM (B1+sW)

3 damn you

Posted by: doug at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (B1+sW)

4 No evidence except for all the evidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (qGAQr)

5 Also, there is no evidence that Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (xhfG9)

6 @4

>>No evidence except for all the evidence.

There is a plethora of evidence.

A plethora.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)

7 first adjacent

Posted by: doug at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (B1+sW)

8 A bit willowed, but related, so I'll repost:

Well, there was a story yesterday about how ballot harvesting operations have 40% budget shortfalls, so that sort of thing is part of it.

The other is genuine black turnout issues. Boomer blacks are the most loyal, and they're dying. Younger generations vote at far lower rates. Blacks have also been shafted more than once in the Democrat primaries this year in very public fashion, mostly with Crockett in TX (there was also El-Sayed in MI who was the clear racial disfavored candidate based on black precinct voting which HEAVILY favored doughy white girl, methinks blacks aren't huge fans of Arab Muslims), and I assume it's having a knock on effect across the national black community telling them to check out because the D party doesn't appreciate them.

Also, several years of the D party publicly making it clear that illegals and Muslims are more important now.

They're not turning R. They're just checking out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (qGAQr)

9 If we threw people into volcanos we wouldn't need evidence.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (enNUy)

10 Note well that I haven't even mentioned Hasan Piker in this list.

That's because everyone calls him "LMAO Zap Dog" (after Mao Ze Dong) now.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

11 A plethora.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

A passel.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

12 The Left are Liars.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 02:46 PM (gxRWI)

13 6 @4

>>No evidence except for all the evidence.

There is a plethora of evidence.

A plethora.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)

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Such a quality word.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:46 PM (qGAQr)

14 No evidence except for all the evidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (qGAQr)
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Since there's no evidence, we don't get flaming skulls for this post.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 02:47 PM (FZ29D)

15 Yes but Republicans want to bring back slavery and hate gays and do icky Christian stuff.

So Abdul it is.

Posted by: Michigan Jews at October 22, 2026 02:47 PM (ieurP)

16 A plethora is “too much” of something. There is a multitude of reliable evidence.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gxRWI)

17 I love this. My take is ABC and the rest of the media guttersnipes are getting very nervous about this race.

The MB angle, and this imp's comically bad responses to it, are clearly drawing blood.

This is on top of already-existing problems he has with core Democrap groups, mainly blacks and secular Jews.

He's also a terrible candidate in general. For a supposed "doctor," he's slow-witted, nervous, easily rattled, and reeks of anti-charisma.

This is our seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

18 Years from now, or maybe months, possibly even weeks, we will talk in soft, reverential voices about the Reign of the Blade.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Available for Parties at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (imQ9s)

19 Disney Groomer Corporation's Propaganda Division: There Is No Evidence -- NONE! -- Connecting Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed to the Muslim Brotherhood or Any Other Islamic Extremist Group

—Disinformation Expert Ace
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And when we say "None", we mean a little bit...

Posted by: Python Gag at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)

20 A plethora.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)

Do you even know what is a plethora?

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Ae6Br)

21 High-Stakes Debates
In Key Midterm States


Chyron guy's a poet and doesn't know it.

Posted by: far cry at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Q6P2R)

22 Can’t wake someone pretending to sleep.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (78mYQ)

23 17 I love this. My take is ABC and the rest of the media guttersnipes are getting very nervous about this race.

The MB angle, and this imp's comically bad responses to it, are clearly drawing blood.

This is on top of already-existing problems he has with core Democrap groups, mainly blacks and secular Jews.

He's also a terrible candidate in general. For a supposed "doctor," he's slow-witted, nervous, easily rattled, and reeks of anti-charisma.

This is our seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

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Can't just cut him loose.

That'd be racist. Gotta keep him front and center, giving terrible answers to what should be easy questions through early November instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (qGAQr)

24 Heh tjm should note latest drop from ga. Whites 60 percent, blacks 24 percent today from reports at 1230 today

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (Gn28y)

25
Demedia Tribe.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

26 Which tard is ieurP ?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 02:50 PM (jb8Ss)

27 Yeah okay you may have presented some things that could possibly be considered evidence but still......

Posted by: ABC at October 22, 2026 02:50 PM (Ti9vn)

28 There is a plethora of evidence.

A plethora.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)


Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 02:50 PM (xhfG9)

29 24 Heh tjm should note latest drop from ga. Whites 60 percent, blacks 24 percent today from reports at 1230 today

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (Gn28y)

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Yeah, that's what my willowed comment was originally connected to (Orson asked my opinion about the genuine nature of the black vote).

And GA does have a racial angle: their candidate for governor is a black lady. Sure, that black lady is Bottoms, who let Atlanta burn, but still. Racial solidarity means that blacks have to turn out, right? Any black face in a storm?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:50 PM (qGAQr)

30 That's not evidence-evidence!!!

Posted by: Whoopsi Goldberg at October 22, 2026 02:51 PM (jb8Ss)

31 Just tell me now, so I won't be surprised by the news after Abdul the al-Qaeda Guy corks off in forty or so years, does he keep female goats at his house?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 02:51 PM (nGQj1)

32
"If you discount all the accusations of the people who say bad things about El Sayid, there is NO PROOF!!" - Demedia

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:51 PM (Fi81e)

33 I guess they are very sure they erased any and all evidence.
However I still don't believe them. They are after all the bad guys.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (Dd7BU)

34 >>> 31 Just tell me now, so I won't be surprised by the news after Abdul the al-Qaeda Guy corks off in forty or so years, does he keep female goats at his house?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 02:51 PM (nGQj1)

We wish.

Posted by: male goats at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (jb8Ss)

35 Heh tjm should note latest drop from ga. Whites 60 percent, blacks 24 percent today from reports at 1230 today

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (Gn28y)
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He did on the last thread.

Getting a bit warm for Ossoff maybe.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (7/DDO)

36 32
"If you discount all the accusations of the people who say bad things about El Sayid, there is NO PROOF!!" - Demedia

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:51 PM (Fi81e)

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If you discount the letter he wrote and signed in 2012 supporting the Muslim Brotherhood, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (qGAQr)

37 OT: shout hail for the Atlanta Falcons
x.com AtlantaFalcons/status/2112945043522654700

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (88C+u)

38 35 He did on the last thread.

Getting a bit warm for Ossoff maybe.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (7/DDO)

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It's a "we'll see" situation.

Ossoff can't like what he's seeing, but there are 10 more days of EV to maybe reverse things or even just stymie it so that the heavy-R election day can't swamp him enough to take him out.

I'd love Ossoff to be a surprise loss. It would be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:53 PM (qGAQr)

39
Demedia people,
Demedia tribe,
So proud to live,
So proud to LIE

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)

40 Trump wants to take away the civil rights of black people by wanting only citizens to vote. At least that’s what Ossoff is saying down here in Georgia. All the Democrat ads say the Republican candidates support Trump. Hey you don’t have to upsell me, I’m already voting straight Republican! For that matter, Ossoff should go to prison for engaging in massive election fraud back in 2021.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (gxRWI)

41 Mothra > Gamera > Plethora

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (B0NCh)

42 If you discount the letter he wrote and signed in 2012 supporting the Muslim Brotherhood, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (qGAQr)
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Yeah, but only the people saying bad things about him are bringing that forward!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

43 Muslims are compassionate conservatives.

Also vote for James Talarico because we are bitter, has been phonies and lying assholes.

Posted by: The Bush Family at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (aobjm)

44 Discount? You want discounts? Well, if you are muslim and live with five hundred miles of Michigan, you get FREE bus fare to go there and vote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (nGQj1)

45 Saying the phrase without evidence is is a Jedi mind trick. If the Jedi were all fake and gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (2UnvF)

46 OT: shout hail for the Atlanta Falcons
x.com AtlantaFalcons/status/2112945043522654700
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (88C+u)


I larfed at the goose-stepping parrot in the replies.

Posted by: far cry at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (Q6P2R)

47 >>> 40 Trump wants to take away the civil rights of black people by wanting only citizens to vote. At least that’s what Ossoff is saying down here in Georgia. All the Democrat ads say the Republican candidates support Trump. Hey you don’t have to upsell me, I’m already voting straight Republican! For that matter, Ossoff should go to prison for engaging in massive election fraud back in 2021.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (gxRWI)

Huh.

Seems like that might backfire.

Posted by: East L.A. at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (jb8Ss)

48 Mike Rogers set Abdulrahman up in the debate. "Show us the proof!" is what they're (MSM) demanding. Well, now, just wait a second and we'll spell it out. It might a couple of weeks to go through the list, so be patient, losers.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

49 He's also a terrible candidate in general. For a supposed "doctor," he's slow-witted, nervous, easily rattled, and reeks of anti-charisma.

This is our seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

=========

Can't just cut him loose.

That'd be racist. Gotta keep him front and center, giving terrible answers to what should be easy questions through early November instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (qGAQr)
_________

I wonder if a better strategy would have been to just pretend the MB is just a civil rights advocacy group, no big deal at all. "Sure I support groups pushing for civil rights and equality. Don't you?"

The more he denies the undeniable it proves the MB is so toxic that even a jihadi would run. That creates smoke which looks like fire.

Claiming the MB is just an advocacy group is total bullshit, but it might have been a better strategy. It worked for the IRA for a while.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

50 I lost it at "Bird Reich"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (88C+u)

51
That jerk Ossoff!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

52 If El-Sayed were to appear at a Detroit Pistons game, then that might help him with the black vote.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (cfDwx)

53 Georgia restores voting rights to felons don't they?

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (enNUy)

54 I can't decide if the Falcons new logo is Nazi or Antifa in origin.

#AND#

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (nGQj1)

55 He's also a terrible candidate in general. For a supposed "doctor," he's slow-witted, nervous, easily rattled, and reeks of anti-charisma.

This is our seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

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Some people in Michigan who knew him are saying that he was too dumb to pass the boards.

He was smart enough to graduate, but passing the boards is a whole nother level.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

56 I know I'm repeating myself, shocker... but the clip of him hiding behind "The Constitution" is good. The Left are such scum.

I wish that was me he asked if I knew what the Constitution was. I would have shot back and asked him how Sharia Law is compatible with the Constitution.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (ldlqW)

57 Is that my signature? It doesn’t look like my signature. I’m not saying it isn’t, just that it doesn’t look like it.

Posted by: The Bush Family at October 22, 2026 02:57 PM (aobjm)

58 Jerk Me Ossoff.

Posted by: The Bush Family at October 22, 2026 02:57 PM (aobjm)

59
Yeah, all that "Allah Akbar" yelling was just a goof to set off the normies.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 02:57 PM (Y8DZL)

60 That jerk Ossoff!
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

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And that lying son of a bitch Johnson!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 22, 2026 02:58 PM (2UnvF)

61 By Ignoring what they may claim is evidence, we can reliably report there is no evidence .

Fondly,
Your betters at ABC.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2026 02:58 PM (6D8hV)

62 Another polling firm apparently scamming, so cal strategies. Somehow related to Wedgewood polling.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 02:58 PM (Gn28y)

63 52 If El-Sayed were to appear at a Detroit Pistons game, then that might help him with the black vote.

—

After the fried chicken and convenient store snacks to lure blacks, I expect him to say he also binge watches Sanford and Son and The Cosbys.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (J9nek)

64 Remember when Illhan marrying her brother was just some right wing conspiracy theory ?

Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (iZHgT)

65 I have a question related to the last thread. Why would the Democrats reveal information about Lindsay Graham being gay . Do they really think mobs of disappointed Republicans are going to stay home because they had no clue, or will angrily vote for Democrats if they've never voted for Democrats in their entire lives?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (JrHfD)

66 62 Another polling firm apparently scamming, so cal strategies. Somehow related to Wedgewood polling.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 02:58 PM (Gn28y)

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Troll tried an interesting defense of the polling aggregates.

"The averages didn't even change when the firm that admitted it was faking results was removed from Nate Silver's averages."

I mean...that says something, but not what troll thought it said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (qGAQr)

67 He was smart enough to graduate, but passing the boards is a whole nother level.
Posted by: Axeman

Not really. School gets you ready for the boards. If you can pass school, you can pass boards. Even more telling is that be never even did an intern year. No residency program director would even commit to a transition year with him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (OFk33)

68 Do you even know what is a plethora?
Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Ae6Br)

A plethora of Mothras is one Mothra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (3Lqao)

69 The Dem Media loves evidence.*

*unless it’s inconvenient to the Dem Party

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (6ydKt)

70 I wonder if a better strategy would have been to just pretend the MB is just a civil rights advocacy group, no big deal at all. "Sure I support groups pushing for civil rights and equality. Don't you?"

Claiming the MB is just an advocacy group is total bullshit, but it might have been a better strategy. It worked for the IRA for a while.
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It worked for the entirety of that faggotty Arafat's existence. He pretended to be a swash-buckling soldier for peace and nazis on the left went along with it.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (TN0g+)

71
No, no, no!

The "MB" to which he may (may!) have referred was "Mickey Bouse", his mispronunciation of the beloved Disney character, "Mickey Mouse" ("MM" to us'ns!).

True dat, yo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (ixS3i)

72 >>> 65 I have a question related to the last thread. Why would the Democrats reveal information about Lindsay Graham being gay . Do they really think mobs of disappointed Republicans are going to stay home because they had no clue, or will angrily vote for Democrats if they've never voted for Democrats in their entire lives?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (JrHfD)

Of course they do. They are SMARRRRHHHHTT.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (jb8Ss)

73 Lance the Boil on the Bottom is untrusted even by blacks, especially by blacks from Atlanta. I don’t see her winning, nor having any coattails.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (gxRWI)

74 The el-Sayed campaign really took off and was flying but he just doesn't know how to land the plane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (nGQj1)

75 67 Not really. School gets you ready for the boards. If you can pass school, you can pass boards. Even more telling is that be never even did an intern year. No residency program director would even commit to a transition year with him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (OFk33)

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Listen, if JD can become Chief of Medicine at Sacred Heart Teaching Hospital, then anyone can become a doctor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (qGAQr)

76 I just hope TJM keeps his pet bunny in plain sight over the next couple weeks.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (88C+u)

77 I never liked disney

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 22, 2026 03:01 PM (jrgJz)

78 Not really. School gets you ready for the boards. If you can pass school, you can pass boards. Even more telling is that be never even did an intern year. No residency program director would even commit to a transition year with him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (OFk33)
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Well that's what some doctors about his age were saying here.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

79 If El-Sayed were to appear at a Detroit Pistons game, then that might help him with the black vote.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (cfDwx)
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With the cameras focused on Abdulrahman working his way through a 16 piece Popeye's Family Feast.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

80 OT: shout hail for the Atlanta Falcons
x.com AtlantaFalcons/status/2112945043522654700
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:52 PM (88C+u)

I larfed at the goose-stepping parrot in the replies.
Posted by: far cry at October 22, 2026 02:55 PM (Q6P2R)
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Ugly logo too. Bland, weird, and almost monochromatic. Looks like the tecate beer logo's retarded cousin.

Alissa Heinerscheid, is that you?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

81 >>> 76 I just hope TJM keeps his pet bunny in plain sight over the next couple weeks.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (88C+u)

Why, do you like to boil them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 03:01 PM (jb8Ss)

82 73 Lance the Boil on the Bottom is untrusted even by blacks, especially by blacks from Atlanta. I don’t see her winning, nor having any coattails.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (gxRWI)

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It's been assumed that she's a loser since she won the primary, she's so unpopular, especially with whites in and around Atlanta.

There's always been a greater danger of her being a drag on Ossoff than on Ossoff helping her become governor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:01 PM (qGAQr)

83 Here's my forecast... One, Syead loses. Two, Omar gets deported and three, Republicans keep both the Senate and the House.

Posted by: Denny Crane - "Demedia"... I Like That. Reminds Me of... Denny Crane. at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (imQ9s)

84
Dearborn is black-adjacent, not black-friendly.

BBQ isn't a religion the muslims accept.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (Y8DZL)

85
Mooslims consider dogs to be haram.

It is far easier to consider Mooslims as being haram.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (ixS3i)

86 Sadly, the voters whop will decide this election are so uninformed that they think The Muslim Brotherhood was a soul band from the '70s.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (HD2n/)

87 A plethora of Mothras is one Mothra.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 03:00 PM (3Lqao)


That’s too many Mothras. I like the cute singing girls, if they could just stay one size.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (gxRWI)

88 There are a lot of ABC viewers who will mindlessly repeat it like a mantra "no evidence ' " no evidence "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (vJPf4)

89 not ME, Helena, I don't really care about the polls one way or another (because they're made up)

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (88C+u)

90 Fwiw, pundits are calling 28 percent or less black turnout in ga as danger point for tossoff. Tossoff has spent a lot of time out of state this month in CA and now Chicago, etc, hitting up donors rather than politicking in state.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Gn28y)

91 Remember when Illhan marrying her brother was just some right wing conspiracy theory ?

Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (iZHgT)
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Still is, as I hear it.

And now Trump's trying to deport her over this!

Again, it's the tribalism.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

92 Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano

Immigration status not known

https://tinyurl.com/42m3ab5h

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fD97E)

93
A plethora is “too much” of something. There is a multitude of reliable evidence.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Too much of anything is too much for me.

https://youtu.be/K3WjrgustuY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Cqx++)

94 How did Ossoff become a shoo in senator from a red leaning state like GA?

Republicans need to get better at recruiting

Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (iZHgT)

95 I really just like Mercedes-Benz, you guys.

Posted by: "Dr" Mo at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Q6P2R)

96 90 Fwiw, pundits are calling 28 percent or less black turnout in ga as danger point for tossoff. Tossoff has spent a lot of time out of state this month in CA and now Chicago, etc, hitting up donors rather than politicking in state.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Gn28y)

=======

He's trending there!

And GOP is gaining on the Democrats in NC by 2-3 net points every day (and NC data is incomplete since a bunch of counties don't report partisan registration numbers on their daily numbers).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:04 PM (qGAQr)

97 ABC "News" are just mob lawyers for the Democrat Party.

ABC "News" has a special practice. They handle one client. Horse heads may be involved.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)

98 There are a lot of ABC viewers who will mindlessly repeat it like a mantra "no evidence ' " no evidence "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (vJPf4)
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Tribalism.

The globalists were the ones who pointed out the problem with tribalism, and then they gradually became the "globalist tribe".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)

99 >>> 92 Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano

Immigration status not known

https://tinyurl.com/42m3ab5h
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fD97E)

'not known', my ass.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 03:04 PM (jb8Ss)

100 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fD97E)

He should get the same.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 03:05 PM (Ae6Br)

101 On top of all of this, I have a question:

How can Dearborn imam, Mohammad Ali Elahi, who turns out to be a former Iranian IRGC official who idolized Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini...remain in this country???

Or those who openly send money to terrorist groups?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO)

102 Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano

Immigration status not known

https://tinyurl.com/42m3ab5h
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fD97E
========================
Fuck that guy in particular. Send him to Tennessee, they need a practice dummy for the next execution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:05 PM (nGQj1)

103 I have a question related to the last thread. Why would the Democrats reveal information about Lindsay Graham being gay . Do they really think mobs of disappointed Republicans are going to stay home because they had no clue, or will angrily vote for Democrats if they've never voted for Democrats in their entire lives?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (JrHfD)
________

Possibly, but I think it's more likely just an attempt to shove it in our faces that one of our guys was gay. "Nah, nah, nah, your guy was a fag!"

The left thinks we hate homosexuals and that having one in our midst is some big scandal.

Ask us about Scott Bessent or Scot Pressler. I would take one Pressler or Bessent over 5 million Romneys or Bushes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

104 Eh, "without evidence" has been Dem and MSM (but I repeat myself) go to phrase since at least 2017 (Russiagate) every time their guys get caught. It's super-stale by now. To be fair, they sometimes crack a thesurus and use "debunked" instead. Yeah, and in "news stories,' not opinion pieces.

I hope most people have long since figured out that "without evidence" means you can take it to the bank that it's true.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (QJwZd)

105 94 How did Ossoff become a shoo in senator from a red leaning state like GA?

Republicans need to get better at recruiting

Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (iZHgT)

========

It's traditional that it's hard to unseat incumbents. It's just a thing. Incumbents rarely lose. It took 2 elections after his first to unseat Tester in MT.

And the GOP election machine is still enthralled to tradition.

Example related to AZ:

https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2113052542901047430

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (qGAQr)

106 ***El-Sayed appeared at the opening of a mosque ...
____

Speaking of opening a mosque. Every mosque inspected, world wide,
reveals a cache of weapons. The Israeli military believes all mosques are caches for weapons, so does the US military.

Probable cause to initiate search warrants of every mosque in the US, it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (826kS)

107 16 A plethora is “too much” of something. There is a multitude of reliable evidence.

where i live, here in california's high desert, we have a plethora of dearth.

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (sGtp+)

108 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fD97E)

He should get the same.
Posted by: Reforger

Yep.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

109 Possibly, but I think it's more likely just an attempt to shove it in our faces that one of our guys was gay. "Nah, nah, nah, your guy was a fag!"

The left thinks we hate homosexuals and that having one in our midst is some big scandal.

Ask us about Scott Bessent or Scot Pressler. I would take one Pressler or Bessent over 5 million Romneys or Bushes.


AFAIK, Garrett is still a Horde member in good standing.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

110 Georgia isn't as red as it might appear, wedged between AL / FL / Carolinas / TN.
Some of the people moving there are libs from FL. And the business elite there has always been socially liberal.
Add to that, poor GOP turnout in 2020, and Ossoff and Warnock were able to slip in.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:07 PM (88C+u)

111
Ugly logo too. Bland, weird, and almost monochromatic. Looks like the tecate beer logo's retarded cousin.

Alissa Heinerscheid, is that you?
Posted by: Elric The Blade


It looks like it just had a hockey stick jammed up its ass. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:07 PM (ixS3i)

112 OT: So, the fat, dumb, greaseball, Cenk Uygur, big giant reveal is that late Senator Lindsay Graham was gay and had sex with male prostitutes. Huh, had no idea. Thanks Cenk, and put that box of donuts down, you've had enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 22, 2026 03:08 PM (sAmhv)

113 Possibly, but I think it's more likely just an attempt to shove it in our faces that one of our guys was gay. "Nah, nah, nah, your guy was a fag!"

The left thinks we hate homosexuals and that having one in our midst is some big scandal.

Ask us about Scott Bessent or Scot Pressler. I would take one Pressler or Bessent over 5 million Romneys or Bushes.

AFAIK, Garrett is still a Horde member in good standing.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)
_______

Where did the garret-is-very-gay meme come from? I mean, he's not gay, is he? It existed before I started commenting here.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

114 And GOP is gaining on the Democrats in NC by 2-3 net points every day (and NC data is incomplete since a bunch of counties don't report partisan registration numbers on their daily numbers).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:04 PM (qGAQr)
=====

The national MSM hasn't got a clue about how much western NC hates King Roy Cooper for his Hurricane Helene "relief effort". Not to mention His Royal Majesty's enthusiasm for every gun-control measure that came down the pike.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (rj6Yv)

115
AFAIK, Garrett is still a Horde member in good standing.
Posted by: Archimedes


Were Garrett to be tossed into outer darkness, it would be for taking up the causes in these threads, stridently, of wearing Crocs and riding a Vespa.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (ixS3i)

116 41 Mothra > Gamera > Plethora
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2026 02:54 PM (B0NCh)

Gwanji > Mothra > Gamera > Plethora

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (QGaXH)

117 El-sayed is homosexual and likes to have sex with male prostitutes!

Posted by: Fred Garvin, male prostitute at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (8EQTH)

118 Sorry to rehash, but I just realized something, from the Ilhan Nur Said Elmi thread:

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi. THIS was not the name she put on her sworn affidavit to register as a candidate for the US House of Representatives. So, Perjury (both State Level and Federal Level). But, that's not the point.

The point is that there really could have been a major "constitutional crisis" ( an overused term that I'm not fond of).

H.R. 1, the One Big Beautiful Bill Act passed by a single House vote (215-214) Every democrat voted against it. Two republicans (Massie and Davidson) voted against it. One republican voted "present". Now, imagine if they had been able to defeat that bit with 2 more republicans voting against. ICE and Border Sec. doesn't get funded.

And, one of those votes that defeated the legislation would have been an individual (Ilhan Nur Said Elmi) who was not qualified to serve or vote.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (dIske)

119 Why would El-Sayed come out with a stupid ad saying, "I'm not like those gas station Abdullahs"
and then go on to insult ( dot) Indians. Who is advising him? I expect Indians who are not Muslim
Aren't thrilled either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (JrHfD)

120 92 Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano

Immigration status not known

https://tinyurl.com/42m3ab5h
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fD97E)

I can understand groups of Antifa and confused coeds and their wine moms but why would a single individual go through all the trouble of decapitating a statue of WWII heroes?

Do drunk Mexicans usually chop the heads off if statues for shits & giggles over a weekend?
Is that typical celebratory Mexican behavior like shooting their guns in the air and doing hat dances followed by pinãtas?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:10 PM (6ydKt)

121 Alissa Heinerscheid, is that you?
Posted by: Elric The Blade
==================
Hilariously, she works now at LIV Golf which, maybe not coincidentally, just filed for bankruptcy.

Dylan Mulvaney is nowhere to be seen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (nGQj1)

122 I voted in the hood/barrio coming back from the airport last week. Place was empty. My husband voted at our neighborhood place, very few people. Gotta get the kid to vote. That'll be 3 votes dipshit cooper doesn't get. Unless the machines decide otherwise.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (enNUy)

123
Where did the garret-is-very-gay meme come from? I mean, he's not gay, is he? It existed before I started commenting here.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Sleeping dogs, Blade. Sleeping dogs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (ixS3i)

124 Where did the garret-is-very-gay meme come from? I mean, he's not gay, is he? It existed before I started commenting here.

IIRC, it was for enthusing about Crocs. It's Ace that brought him out of the closet.

Were Garrett to be tossed into outer darkness, it would be for taking up the causes in these threads, stridently, of wearing Crocs and riding a Vespa.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

125 114 The national MSM hasn't got a clue about how much western NC hates King Roy Cooper for his Hurricane Helene "relief effort". Not to mention His Royal Majesty's enthusiasm for every gun-control measure that came down the pike.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (rj6Yv)

=========

And then there's the justice stuff that led to Iryna's killer being on the streets.

Cooper's far less popular than his last statewide election, and the electorate has shifted heavily away from the Democrat party since his last election in 2020.

But...early voting did see a very, VERY big Democrat lead form on day one, ahistorically big. But, the trend this year has been big Dem lead on day 1 dissipating no later than day 3 and then just steadily eroding ever after. We're seeing that in NC, and it's only a question of how far it goes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (qGAQr)

126 103 I have a question related to the last thread. Why would the Democrats reveal information about Lindsay Graham being gay . Do they really think mobs of disappointed Republicans are going to stay home because they had no clue, or will angrily vote for Democrats if they've never voted for Democrats in their entire lives?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (JrHfD)

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Ask us about Scott Bessent or Scot Pressler. I would take one Pressler or Bessent over 5 million Romneys or Bushes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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They think Republicans are hammerheads about gays because they refute the QWERTYs and maiming parents and Dr.s.
_Richard Grenell

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 03:12 PM (826kS)

127 We'll leave this one to the cables.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at October 22, 2026 03:12 PM (wVcYX)

128 Why would El-Sayed come out with a stupid ad saying, "I'm not like those gas station Abdullahs"
and then go on to insult ( dot) Indians. Who is advising him? I expect Indians who are not Muslim
Aren't thrilled either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (JrHfD)
================
Hey, the strategy worked out for Brandon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:12 PM (nGQj1)

129 I really do hate the media… can’t hate ‘em enough

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 03:12 PM (PlkPS)

130 You see, he didn't provide evidence in the debate where he has limited time to answer a question. So that's the doublespeak they are trying to get away with.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (n5tGW)

131 Tjm , re your personal troll and comment. I have been looking up poll methodology and the stupid text invite to respond methods have become predominate.

National election survey since the fifties had to recognize something like a 20 point gap in those that claimed to have voted and those that actually did. Basically gutted pol opinion research based on that time series data. I expect even genuine pollsters are now getting socially acceptable lies from people with no interest in voting but feel they need to virtue signal on polling. Ditto for the tds crowd.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Gn28y)

132 Why would the Democrats reveal information about Lindsay Graham being gay .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 02:59 PM (JrHfD

They are trying to brand (D) as the tough winning powerful masculine party and Republicans as weak. Basically trying to undo 10 years of work by Trump.

Getting Gay Republican With Young Sex Workers in the headlines is a good a way as any.

For those who want to shout But Talarico, it doesn't matter to the branding that a few Democrats are gay faggots, people expect that. Branding is about what makes a mark.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (ldlqW)

133 Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

134 @65-FenelonSpoke

In politics, people will say and do anything to help their candidates win. They will lie, cheat, and steal. Politics is a dirty game to them. So when someone says something please consider the source.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Dd7BU)

135 Wait, Ms Lindsey Graham was gay?

This is their October Surprise?

Surprised at how lame it is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (uBP5J)

136 Being a muz is a connection to muz extremism. It might be thin but it is not "none".

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (cS1cw)

137 We didn’t even hold it against Lindsey for being gay.

Our main problems with him were his always pushing for war whenever the opportunity presented itself, always trying to out maverick The Maverick, and pushing amnesty every chance he got for twenty years.

That he was pushing stools in for fun was fourth or fifth down the list.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (6ydKt)

138
I can understand groups of Antifa and confused coeds and their wine moms but why would a single individual go through all the trouble of decapitating a statue of WWII heroes?


Count me in the camp of the commenter there who advocated turning the perp over to the Marines for justice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (ixS3i)

139 where i live, here in california's high desert, we have a plethora of dearth.
Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (sGtp+)
=====================
That's a funny one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (FOL6z)

140 131 Tjm , re your personal troll and comment. I have been looking up poll methodology and the stupid text invite to respond methods have become predominate.

National election survey since the fifties had to recognize something like a 20 point gap in those that claimed to have voted and those that actually did. Basically gutted pol opinion research based on that time series data. I expect even genuine pollsters are now getting socially acceptable lies from people with no interest in voting but feel they need to virtue signal on polling. Ditto for the tds crowd.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Gn28y)

====

The ones that don't do text to poll (and have 60 questions that must be completed in full or the response is discarded) just model based on L2 data instead.

Or they make it up.

I think Baris just makes it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (qGAQr)

141 They are trying to brand (D) as the tough winning powerful masculine party and Republicans as weak. Basically trying to undo 10 years of work by Trump.

If you have to pose as a tough guy to prove you aren't gay, well, you're gay.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

142 @96 TJM, I read that NC counties get to set their own early voting period. Allegedly Republican areas haven't started yet. Is that correct?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:15 PM (vJPf4)

143 Eh, never met a war he did not like and being a bit shady on amnesty were enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

144 Trump going through SC with Evander Holyfield has got to be a hit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 03:15 PM (826kS)

145 But...early voting did see a very, VERY big Democrat lead form on day one, ahistorically big. But, the trend this year has been big Dem lead on day 1 dissipating no later than day 3 and then just steadily eroding ever after. We're seeing that in NC, and it's only a question of how far it goes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (qGAQr)

Sean Trende over at RCP did a long article about how early voting numbers are easy to over-interpret. My takeaway is he seems to think they’re worthless for prediction… who knows

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (PlkPS)

146 133 Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Yup, and pro wrestling is fake.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Riz8t)

147 Crocs are gay. Just saying ...

At Comic Con they had a display booth for "Chainsaw Man Crocs." Apparently CSM is some anime about some dude with a chainsaw for a face. Dumb, but whatever.

The CSM crocs were red-mottled crocs with a plastic chainsaw sprouting up on the front. Not joking.

Yes, CSM crocs are even gayer than regular crocs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

148 Already mentioned?

On X saw video of him giving some religious talk at an MSA event, which is a Muslim Brotherhood affiliated group. Pretty sure he was part of MSA while in school.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (4KUe5)

149 Decapitating a statue? How brave.

Now draw a picture of the Prophet Mo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (uBP5J)

150 The finance bros all remember how much Cooper really really wanted to be the next Eliot Spitzer.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 03:17 PM (enNUy)

151 142 @96 TJM, I read that NC counties get to set their own early voting period. Allegedly Republican areas haven't started yet. Is that correct?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:15 PM (vJPf4)

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No.

It's statewide.

There are different requirements for reporting. New Hanover, for instance, is the only county that does midday reporting.

Counties like Mecklenberg and Union don't report partisan data (voter registration is a thing in NC).

That's where the patchwork is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:17 PM (qGAQr)

152 Tjm , re your personal troll and comment.


Sad Cope or whatever its name is? Yea, weird how it only comments after TJM is done for the day.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (sAmhv)

153 145 Sean Trende over at RCP did a long article about how early voting numbers are easy to over-interpret. My takeaway is he seems to think they’re worthless for prediction… who knows

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (PlkPS)

========

Sean Trende thinks that two polls done at the same time with results outside the margin of error of each other are both equally valid. "Just throw them in the aggregate."

Trende has an institutional interest in defending polling because of RCP has a "respected" aggregate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (qGAQr)

154 >>> 141 They are trying to brand (D) as the tough winning powerful masculine party and Republicans as weak. Basically trying to undo 10 years of work by Trump.
==
If you have to pose as a tough guy to prove you aren't gay, well, you're gay.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t

I'm a man! a manly man!

Posted by: Manly Man for Kamala! at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (jb8Ss)

155 I see lefties openly saying they are going to jail Musk if they take back power.

His response, "Message received"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

156 @151 thx

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (vJPf4)

157 I'm a man! a manly man!

Posted by: Manly Man for Kamala!


Really? Here's a carburetor. Prove it!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:19 PM (Riz8t)

158 Why would El-Sayed come out with a stupid ad saying, "I'm not like those gas station Abdullahs"
--------

I think he's trying to defuse the Dangerous Terrorist Stereotype. A gas station addul is mostly innocuous and friendly so by using the imagery he is actually replacing the true danger he represents.

That's why he didn't say "I'm not Mohammed Atta" because that would stick in a different way. Like "I am not a witch".

He wants you to look and see gas buddy because there isn't room psychologically for multiple strong stereotypes. To me it was targeted to give him an air of harmlessness, probably mostly to female voters.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 03:19 PM (ldlqW)

159 The left is still of the mindset that most republicans hATe tEh GheYs and will turn on Darline Graham because her brother was ghey.

Much like with Scott Bessent or any of the other guys who are normal but are also gay, nobody fucking cares.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)

160 The Dem activist class don't have real jobs so they can vote on Day 1 of early voting. R activists generally have some sort of real job so while they will vote it isn't necessarily on day 1

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

161 245 linus,
Trende spends his time concocting the rcp averages which he knows are crap. They got gamed by fake and gay outlier polls being included that are dem ops. Outlier polls skew the average, the greater the outlier for Dems, the whole average gets skewed to Dems.

Like jay cost, both are about as trustworthy as Nate silver.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:20 PM (Gn28y)

162 >>> 155 I see lefties openly saying they are going to jail Musk if they take back power.

His response, "Message received"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

Commies keep sending 'messages' but I don't think people hear what they intended.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 03:20 PM (jb8Ss)

163 Pretty sure he was part of MSA while in school.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (4KUe5)

I believe I heard he was the president of the MSA chapter at his college.

Not 100% on that but I thought that’s what it was.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:20 PM (6ydKt)

164 I see lefties openly saying they are going to jail Musk if they take back power.

It would be interesting to see Musk's contingency plans if the Democrats do take power back.

I suspect that a private jet to Singapore is involved.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (aD4fx)

165 Die Mouse Die

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (Ia/+0)

166 She's back on X tweeting about the genocide again....



Rep. Ilhan Omar

@Ilhan
·
2h
Israeli forces unlawfully detained Brad Lander & dozens of American rabbis for harvesting olives in the West Bank.

It's not illegal to harvest olives; Israel's genocide against the Palestinian people is.

All detainees must be released immediately. We must end the genocide.
------------

Brad Lander
@bradlander
·
Oct 21
I’ve been released from IDF custody with a “warning,” apparently because of my public profile (I told them I wasn’t even a congressmember yet, just a nominee).

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)

167 Sean Trende thinks that two polls done at the same time with results outside the margin of error of each other are both equally valid. "Just throw them in the aggregate."

Trende has an institutional interest in defending polling because of RCP has a "respected" aggregate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (qGAQr)

I guy shilling for his employer. I’m shocked!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (PlkPS)

168 He was old, but still sad to see

@Variety
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Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series “Picket Fences” and appeared in movies ranging from “MASH” to “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “A River Runs Through It” and “Ted,” has died of natural causes at 93.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (nEUC6)

169 56 I know I'm repeating myself, shocker... but the clip of him hiding behind "The Constitution" is good. The Left are such scum.

I wish that was me he asked if I knew what the Constitution was. I would have shot back and asked him how Sharia Law is compatible with the Constitution.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:56 PM (ldlqW)

You bring up a good point. For myself, I intuitively feel Sharia is inconsistent with our constitution, but if asked for specifics I'd be at a loss.

It would be a good topic to go over some of the major areas of conflict between the two so we could knowledgeably answer the question 'just how is Sharia not compliant with the Constitution?'

Point by point, so to speak.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 03:22 PM (QGaXH)

170 Sean Trende over at RCP did a long article about how early voting numbers are easy to over-interpret. My takeaway is he seems to think they’re worthless for prediction… who knows
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 03:16 PM (PlkPS)
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Yes, my probably overly simpleminded take was he says early voting numbers are descriptive of what has already happened, ie, they are backward looking, and not forward looking, ie not predictive. Sampling error and turnout assumptions may be hornets nests for predictive polling but they are predictive, and therefore more helpful (he says) in trying to guess the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:22 PM (FOL6z)

171 >>> Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)

LOL

"He was an aspiring rapper harvesting olives!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 03:22 PM (jb8Ss)

172 If you have to pose as a tough guy to prove you aren't gay, well, you're gay.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t

That's why they haven't done it that way. Instead they gave us a parade of strong masculine stereotypes in the Swalwell and Platner "scandals". Both branded to be brutes toward adult women but covering up or reframing the more unseemly stuff.

And all the tough talk from Hunter Biden and even Slotkin and others. All is to project an air of strength and power. Not the gay tranny feminized shit we've had for a decade that Trump beat into submission.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 03:22 PM (ldlqW)

173 I looked it up, Musk has donated $370M in this election cycle

Number 2 is the Uihleins at $138M

So good job Dems, please start threatening to jail more rich people for fake crimes if you win

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

174
It would be interesting to see Musk's contingency plans if the Democrats do take power back.

I suspect that a private jet to Singapore is involved.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Pinpointed web services' outages.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (ixS3i)

175 And, one of those votes that defeated the legislation would have been an individual (Ilhan Nur Said Elmi) who was not qualified to serve or vote.

Posted by: Orson
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Every bill that Elmi cast a deciding vote on should be nullified.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (826kS)

176 Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series “Picket Fences” and appeared in movies ranging from “MASH” to “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “A River Runs Through It” and “Ted,” has died of natural causes at 93.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Always liked him. He was great in "A River Runs Through It."

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

177 Sean Trende thinks that two polls done at the same time with results outside the margin of error of each other are both equally valid. "Just throw them in the aggregate."

Trende has an institutional interest in defending polling because of RCP has a "respected" aggregate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:18 PM (qGAQr)

Who has a problem with the ready-mix?

Posted by: Texan Concrete Ready Mix at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (wVcYX)

178 Lindsey Graham bit me!

Posted by: A Pillow at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (imQ9s)

179 For myself, I intuitively feel Sharia is inconsistent with our constitution, but if asked for specifics I'd be at a loss.


Simple question: If the Constitution and Sharia are in conflict, which wins?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (Riz8t)

180
That's why they haven't done it that way. Instead they gave us a parade of strong masculine stereotypes in the Swalwell and Platner "scandals". Both branded to be brutes toward adult women but covering up or reframing the more unseemly stuff.


Look when I take some whiny effiminate man in the a$$ I'm doing it in a tough, masculine way ok? I ain't no faggot

Posted by: Graham Platner at October 22, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

181 135 Wait, Ms Lindsey Graham was gay?

This is their October Surprise?

Surprised at how lame it is.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The Hollywierdos are probably confused about their outrage today.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 03:24 PM (Y8DZL)

182 Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)

Several Israeli politicians or someone in security gave a definitive and direct response this stupid publicity ploy by the Dems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:24 PM (JrHfD)

183 RiP Capt. Arthur Dallas.
"Alien" really did scoop up some underrated talent.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:25 PM (88C+u)

184 Musk just has to turn X off for two hours to send a message.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 03:25 PM (uBP5J)

185 Miss Lindsay wasn't a great rep, but that's not because he was gayer then Liberace's thong...it is because he was weak.

In fairness to the man though the GOPe had a whole roster of Senators lamer and gayer then him.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

186 You bring up a good point. For myself, I intuitively feel Sharia is inconsistent with our constitution, but if asked for specifics I'd be at a loss.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Ask the Iroquois. They're the ones who supposedly inspired it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

187 170 Yes, my probably overly simpleminded take was he says early voting numbers are descriptive of what has already happened, ie, they are backward looking, and not forward looking, ie not predictive. Sampling error and turnout assumptions may be hornets nests for predictive polling but they are predictive, and therefore more helpful (he says) in trying to guess the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 03:22 PM (FOL6z)

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Yes, if you treat early voting like a simplistic problem instead of a part of a whole process.

"Democrats will win FL because they have a D+5 advantage in early voting," is stupid shit that leftist election Twitter does all day every day. Nevermind that the GOP will win election day in FL by 30 like they do every cycle.

"Democrats winning FL EV by 5 isn't enough to overcome the GOP's advantage on election day based on history of how well both parties do in both parts of the election season," is the better way.

Lots of people do the first. Fewer people do the second.

The fewer people who do the second have solid track records.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:25 PM (qGAQr)

188 Tom Skerrit reminded me of Cliff Robertson.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)

189 That's why they haven't done it that way. Instead they gave us a parade of strong masculine stereotypes in the Swalwell and Platner "scandals". Both branded to be brutes toward adult women but covering up or reframing the more unseemly stuff.

I think they're both prime examples. Strong men don't beat up women. They both were trying way too hard.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:26 PM (Riz8t)

190 Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series “Picket Fences” and appeared in movies ranging from “MASH” to “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “A River Runs Through It” and “Ted,” has died of natural causes at 93.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (nEUC6)

Aw, man! RIP.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 22, 2026 03:26 PM (PSEDc)

191 For myself, I intuitively feel Sharia is inconsistent with our constitution, but if asked for specifics I'd be at a loss.
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Just start with the 1st Amendment: The Constitution allows you to point out that Mo was a pedophile, whereas Sharia doesn't.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)

192
Simple question: If the Constitution and Sharia are in conflict, which wins?


Well, which of the two groups, those following the Constitution and those following Sharia are more willing to use force to get their way?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

193 US contituion vs sharia (I had ai do it)

Constitutional supremacy: Article VI makes the Constitution and federal law supreme; a competing legal authority could not displace them.
Religious establishment: Government adopting a religious legal code as its own could conflict with the First Amendment’s bar on establishing religion.
Freedom of religion: Coercing religious observance—or punishing people for leaving or rejecting a faith—would conflict with free-exercise protections.
Equal protection: Rules that assign different civil rights or legal status based on religion or sex could conflict with constitutional equality guarantees.
Due process: Punishments or proceedings that bypass fair procedures, impartial decision-makers, or other due-process protections would be unconstitutional.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)

194 Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series “Picket Fences” and appeared in movies ranging from “MASH” to “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “A River Runs Through It” and “Ted,” has died of natural causes at 93.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:21 PM (nEUC6)


Viper's gone to the big aircraft carrier in the sky.

Posted by: far cry at October 22, 2026 03:27 PM (Q6P2R)

195 I actually think the "outing" of Miss Lindsay will help his sister. People will be pissed about abusing the dead

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:27 PM (vJPf4)

196 I liked Rodger's closing argument that was basically, "hey, Dems, remember why you didn't vote for this guy in the primary?"

But all the polls just assume (and a lot of the early vote augurs) that all Dems are voting for Dems.

My current fav being that 99% of TX Dems are voting for Talarico.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 03:27 PM (3cUTc)

197 The mentalism of tribalism is when looking at "who you are with" is a proxy for examining things for yourself.

See, this is one way atheists started us down a bad road: "Everybody should think for themselves" (because "IT'S EASY!!"--which is Atheist slop).

I internalized this idea, and have received nothing but flack for daring to think against experts the last few decades.

Despite I always had my doubts about thinks I'm not supposed to have an opinion on like "The Singularity" and "String Theory" and "Dark Matter".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)

198 Disney is up to no good anyway

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 03:28 PM (Ia/+0)

199
Always liked him. He was great in "A River Runs Through It."
Posted by: Bulg


That was definitely the case. I like his line about "...the Lord having been particularly good to me" when he and his sons were comparing their best catches from their day of fly fishing and his was the largest.

That is one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:28 PM (ixS3i)

200 I actually think the "outing" of Miss Lindsay will help his sister. People will be pissed about abusing the dead

Posted by: Smell the Glove


I think you're right. It says nothing good about the Dems.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)

201 Being a muz is a connection to muz extremism. It might be thin but it is not "none".
Posted by: connected and litigious at October 22, 2026 03:14 PM (cS1cw)

And muzz extremism is just muzz fundamentalism. They actually believe and follow the dictates of the koran.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 03:28 PM (3Lqao)

202 continued:

Cruel and unusual punishment: Punishments that violate the Eighth Amendment could not be imposed, regardless of religious justification.
Speech and expression: Criminalizing criticism, religious disagreement, or other protected expression would conflict with First Amendment protections.
Limits on government power: A religious authority exercising public power without constitutional authorization would raise separation-of-powers and accountability problems.
Marriage and family rights: State rules that deny protections or legal remedies guaranteed under U.S. law could be challenged under constitutional and statutory protections.
No religious veto over civil law: Religious beliefs do not automatically exempt someone from neutral laws; exemptions depend on the applicable law and circumstances.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 03:28 PM (n5tGW)

203 Linus,
Where ev exists, it is solid data that polling isn't . While the assumption is that ev will follow party lines versus polling claiming to be a representative sample. Polarized voting since trump really means party defections are low, even more so since the Dems nationalized this election forcing Dem candidates to rigid party messaging to prevent far left partisans from staying home.

Ideally a pollster should adjust their likely voter weights to who have showed up early to vote. I suspect some have.

Real weakness on EV is Indy voter breakout, gets complicated but Indy are actually leaners that vary by state. There you have to know past history of counties and precincts and get a handle on r versus d leaner turnout and votes.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (Gn28y)

204 159 The left is still of the mindset that most republicans hATe tEh GheYs and will turn on Darline Graham because her brother was ghey.

Much like with Scott Bessent or any of the other guys who are normal but are also gay, nobody fucking cares.
Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)

It is sort if a move against Darline.
I live in SC and there are attack ads coming left and right from both sides, constantly.

I watched a few hours if local TV with my brother and his wife around dinner time last night and I swear we saw about 15 Annie Andrews attacking Darline for being a Swamp creature getting money from defense contractors, big pharma, and data centers. Then Annie stands in her doctor outfit in another ad that she does not support transgender girls (boys) in girls sports, or transgender treatment and surgeries for children.

Darline isn’t attacking Andrews directly in her ads.
Instead, the PAC ads are doing it for her. These ads accuse Andrews of everything she denies in her ad about trans kids.

Darline’s own ads are Trump endorsed her and smiling, happy, faces and sunshine and roses.

This is the Dems trying to make Darline out as a hypocrite on LGBTQ issues.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (6ydKt)

205 That was definitely the case. I like his line about "...the Lord having been particularly good to me" when he and his sons were comparing their best catches from their day of fly fishing and his was the largest.

That is one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

I loved his line about Methodists being "Baptists that can read."

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

206 I think they're both prime examples. Strong men don't beat up women. They both were trying way too hard.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:26 PM (Riz8t)

The final Platner accuser was like "I felt him cum inside me". Her story though gross read less like accusation and more like Morning Milking Farm.

It was all done to get Masculinity and Democrat in under the radar of the mostly idiot females (their prime voting target). Neither Swalwell or Platner had to stand and declare they were masculine. The accusations did it for them.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (ldlqW)

207 83 Here's my forecast... One, Syead loses. Two, Omar gets deported and three, Republicans keep both the Senate and the House.
Posted by: Denny Crane - "Demedia"... I Like That. Reminds Me of... Denny Crane. at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (imQ9s)

Newsletter I could subscribe to?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (QGaXH)

208 Israeli foreign ministry response to stupid stunt at the olive farm by Democrats and other dopes. From X:

https://tinyurl.com/3nep52y3


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (JrHfD)

209 This is just this week. Next week is really going to be a blast.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 03:30 PM (Dd7BU)

210 The internets say 92% of Dems voted for Beato who was pretty much dead center of where Dems where at the time politically.

Talafreako is to the left of the Dem base and less charismatic so 92% would likely be his cap.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

211
Oh Sharia, Our Law holds on, holds on!

Posted by: Steven El-Perry at October 22, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

212
210 The internets say 92% of Dems voted for Beato who was pretty much dead center of where Dems where at the time politically.

Talafreako is to the left of the Dem base and less charismatic so 92% would likely be his cap.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

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I don't think any candidate in contentious elections gets 99% of their own party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:30 PM (qGAQr)

213 Skerritt was in Cheerse I think.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (ldlqW)

214 Kamala Just Revealed That She's Running for President in 2028

... well, Gavin Newsom is out

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

215 Linus, trm said it better up top.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (Gn28y)

216 Islam would throw Lindsey Grahm off the Capitol.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (Ae6Br)

217
The final Platner accuser was like "I felt him cum inside me". Her story though gross read less like accusation and more like Morning Milking Farm.


Leftwing men and women are pretty horrible to each other because leftist ideology says that only you are your wants matter so...they are all kind of a match made in hell for each other

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)

218 Viper, Iceman, and Goose are flying in close formation, ready to buzz the tower.

Posted by: Top Gun Volleyball - Gayer Than Lindsey Graham at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (wVcYX)

219 So Talarico countered the Chamber of Commerce endorsement of Paxton with ... Thomas J. Henry (billboard personal injury lawyer)

So, you know, that race is over.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 03:32 PM (3cUTc)

220 Illegal Alien Used Dead Baby’s Identity For 40 Years, Got Voter Card

... and they said that dead baby jokes were out

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

221 I see rcp has talerico only 1 point ahead of paxton today. They pulled those two fake a$$ polls from their mix and basically it is now a dead heat here in Texas.


That does not count the 3+ point republican under reporting in polls that cnn pointed out last week. paxton is on track to win by 4 points at this point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (I43vL)

222 The gay October surprises will continue until morale improves.

https://x.com/ArmandDoma/status/2113091574095823342

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (2ocoG)

223 which ABC hides from its audience.

That way, if anyone asks you, it's "not to my knowledge!"

Posted by: ABC at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (isOGd)

224 Illegal Alien Used Dead Baby’s Identity For 40 Years, Got Voter Card
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The hardest part was fitting in the diaper

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (ldlqW)

225 221 I see rcp has talerico only 1 point ahead of paxton today. They pulled those two fake a$$ polls from their mix and basically it is now a dead heat here in Texas.


That does not count the 3+ point republican under reporting in polls that cnn pointed out last week. paxton is on track to win by 4 points at this point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (I43vL)

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What if...Paxton was always on track to win?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (qGAQr)

226 The final Platner accuser was like "I felt him cum inside me". Her story though gross read less like accusation and more like Morning Milking Farm.


Leftwing men and women are pretty horrible to each other because leftist ideology says that only you are your wants matter so...they are all kind of a match made in hell for each other
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea, that skank who made this accusation was basically just complaining that Gay Maine Nazi was just greedy and shitty in bed. Shocker. I'm sure he'd prefer it if she had one less hole, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

227 OBAMA BOTTOMS OSSOFF

Sorry guys but in that equation Barry isn't getting anyone else to be his bottom

Posted by: REggie Love at October 22, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

228 Speaking of,
Dems are burning stupid amount of cash in sc mainly to get dem turnout up for other races. Upsets might happen but not likely in sc. .

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Gn28y)

229 Here's my forecast... One, Syead loses. Two, Omar gets deported and three, Republicans keep both the Senate and the House.

Posted by: Denny Crane - "Demedia"... I Like That. Reminds Me of... Denny Crane. at October 22, 2026 03:02 PM (imQ9s)
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Elmo made a blatant antisemitic remark, the resolution to censure her ended up as a vague and general "Antisemitism is bad, m-Kay?!"

So, here's what has to happen. The Congress needs to vote to not seat Elmo. I still suspect there could be plenty of Pubs in DC who still want to fly the finger at Donald Trump.

They couldn't get it done before as a vote against her.

Posted by: Steven El-Perry at October 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

230 The subterranean lizard people beat us to the moon!

A hole on the Moon just turned out to be the front door to a 50 km tunnel.

Japan’s Kaguya orbiter first spotted it. A pit about 50 metres wide and 50 metres deep, sitting in the Marius Hills on the Moon’s near side.

Then JAXA pointed the probe’s radar underground. The echoes came back with something huge: a lava tube roughly 100 metres wide, running about 50 km, and still intact. No collapse.

Scientists think it was carved by volcanic activity around 3.5 billion years ago. There may even be ice or water locked in the rocks inside.

That’s why JAXA thinks it could become a lunar base. Shelter from radiation, micrometeorites and brutal temperature swings, all built in.


https://tinyurl.com/24ryeddd

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)

231 Beato couldn't win and Beato was an objectively better candidate than Talywhacker is,

The only problem I see is if the hispanics in south Tejas vote D instead of R this time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

232 An exclusive for newsletter subscribers I forgot to mention Talarico, who will lose in an incredibly embarrassing way.

Posted by: Denny Crane - "Demedia"... I Like That. Reminds Me of... Denny Crane. at October 22, 2026 03:35 PM (imQ9s)

233 The subterranean lizard people beat us to the moon!

A hole on the Moon just turned out to be the front door to a 50 km tunnel.

Japan’s Kaguya orbiter first spotted it. A pit about 50 metres wide and 50 metres deep, sitting in the Marius Hills on the Moon’s near side.

Then JAXA pointed the probe’s radar underground. The echoes came back with something huge: a lava tube roughly 100 metres wide, running about 50 km, and still intact. No collapse.

Scientists think it was carved by volcanic activity around 3.5 billion years ago. There may even be ice or water locked in the rocks inside.

That’s why JAXA thinks it could become a lunar base. Shelter from radiation, micrometeorites and brutal temperature swings, all built in.

https://tinyurl.com/24ryeddd
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)

Stay out, Earthmans! This is where we live!

Posted by: Cat Women on the Moon at October 22, 2026 03:35 PM (wVcYX)

234 Illegal Alien Used Dead Baby’s Identity For 40 Years, Got Voter Card

... and they said that dead baby jokes were out
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:32 PM (RHGPo)
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So is that how Obama got a Connecticut SSN?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

235 Geez, I step out for just one minute and miss flaming skulls ad infinitum about Miss Lindsey being homo.
And now Ace tells me, without evidence, that a guy named Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed just may be a mooslimb.

Posted by: RI Red at October 22, 2026 03:36 PM (nZWpe)

236 And Thune should have censured Slotkin but he's chosen instead to hide in the cloakroom

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:36 PM (88C+u)

237 231 Beato couldn't win and Beato was an objectively better candidate than Talywhacker is,

The only problem I see is if the hispanics in south Tejas vote D instead of R this time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

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Indications out of AZ and FL that the Hispanic shift towards the GOP is sticky and not going anywhere:

https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2113337155355619716

The Democrat Party destroyed its brand with a large segment of Hispanics because of the Biden years and open borders. Legal Hispanics in border counties suffered more than anyone else in the nation because of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (qGAQr)

238 I hope Kamaunist runs because she isn't winning

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

239 Stay out, Earthmans! This is where we live!
Posted by: Cat Women on the Moon at October 22, 2026 03:35 PM (wVcYX)


It's time for the spankings!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (xhfG9)

240 And now Ace tells me, without evidence, that a guy named Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed just may be a mooslimb.

Posted by: RI Red at October 22, 2026 03:36 PM (nZWpe)
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He could still be a homo, too.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (Fi81e)

241 236 And Thune should have censured Slotkin but he's chosen instead to hide in the cloakroom

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:36 PM (88C+u)

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The Senate isn't even in session, and that requires a floor vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (qGAQr)

242 And Thune should have censured Slotkin but he's chosen instead to hide in the cloakroom

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:36 PM (88C+u)
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DC Republicans just aren't that in to you.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

243 It's time for the spankings!
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (xhfG9)

Yes, you must spank all of us. We've been bad kitties. nd after the spankings?

Posted by: Cat Women on the Moon at October 22, 2026 03:38 PM (wVcYX)

244 Wouldn't hispanics be more likely to vote for Beato then Talafreako?

Fake hispanic that bangs other guy's wives seems more in their wheelhouse then gay pedo that looks like the villain from a very special after school special

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

245 244 Wouldn't hispanics be more likely to vote for Beato then Talafreako?

Fake hispanic that bangs other guy's wives seems more in their wheelhouse then gay pedo that looks like the villain from a very special after school special

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

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Most Hispanics consider themselves white, and the Democrat Party just spent 4 years making their lives miserable through open borders while calling all white people evil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (qGAQr)

246
It's wild that there is actually some evidence out there of a hollow moon!

And scientists don't know exactly how it causes those phenomena.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)

247 228 Speaking of,
Dems are burning stupid amount of cash in sc mainly to get dem turnout up for other races. Upsets might happen but not likely in sc. .
Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Gn28y)

The only appealing thing about Annie Andrews is that she is a doctor instead of a lawyer.

But that there is some evidence she supports the transgender craze, or dud, kinda of cuts that positive at the knees.

Darline isn’t a lawyer either, and while I would have preferred a real primary without a Graham, I believe she is a more loyal vote in the Senate for Trump than her brother was.

Darline will probably win by several points.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (6ydKt)

248 Indications out of AZ and FL that the Hispanic shift towards the GOP is sticky and not going anywhere:
---
False.

Lily-white leftists protesting ICE in snow-white MN prove that Hispanics in southern states hate Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

249 nd after the spankings?
Posted by: Cat Women on the Moon at October 22, 2026 03:38 PM (wVcYX)

Those are going to be some vicious bites.

Posted by: OWWW at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (88C+u)

250 248 Indications out of AZ and FL that the Hispanic shift towards the GOP is sticky and not going anywhere:
---
False.

Lily-white leftists protesting ICE in snow-white MN prove that Hispanics in southern states hate Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

========

You got me! Juan in El Paso is hopping mad that Goode and Pretti were killed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (qGAQr)

251 239 Stay out, Earthmans! This is where we live!
Posted by: Cat Women on the Moon at October 22, 2026 03:35 PM (wVcYX)

It's time for the spankings!
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 03:37 PM (xhfG9)
---------------
I missed last time, I'm in for this one!

Posted by: Michael Palin at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (B0NCh)

252 "Elmo". I laughed . I think, however the character Elmi
Is much preferable to the Somalian creep Elmi.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)

253
I loved his line about Methodists being "Baptists that can read."
Posted by: Bulg


That one was great, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:42 PM (ixS3i)

254 Except for the Bush (spit) wing of the TX Republicans, Paxton is pretty popular in TX. An AG that actually did stuff that we care about. Paxton by +8.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 22, 2026 03:42 PM (XMwZJ)

255 157 I'm a man! a manly man!

Posted by: Manly Man for Kamala!

Really? Here's a carburetor. Prove it!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:19 PM (Riz8t)

Yoy don't even need to take it apart. Just tell me what it does and how it does it.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 03:42 PM (QGaXH)

256 Darline will probably win by several points.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I'll be holding my nose and voting Graham.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 03:42 PM (6vuXd)

257 Here is a sneak peek at the next newsletter, we will answer the burning, almost painful question, which is "Just what is a Power Bottom?"

Posted by: Denny Crane - I am Right, I'm Always Right. at October 22, 2026 03:43 PM (imQ9s)

258 The Marius Hills were considered an alternative Apollo 15 site, but the mission landed ~25 km away in Hadley–Apennine. The backup site was inside the Marius Hills, northwest of Marius crater, and is geographically distinct from the actual landing site.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:44 PM (RHGPo)

259 Scientists think it was carved by volcanic activity around 3.5 billion years ago. There may even be ice or water locked in the rocks inside.

Scientists. Ok, so we know it wasn't that.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2026 03:44 PM (isOGd)

260 WTF is Vivek Ramaswamy doing? year round school and school until 4pm, is he trying to fucking lose

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2026 03:44 PM (8WGyt)

261 I can read

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0)

262 Yoy don't even need to take it apart. Just tell me what it does and how it does it.

You eat it for breakfast. Duh.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (2ocoG)

263 Angzarr, also my impression. This whole narrative about Paxton being in trouble isn't for TX consumption, its for all the AWFLs outside Texas mostly north and east.
Maybe someone like Paxton couldn't win in Pennsylvania. He's not running in effing Pennsylvania, retards

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (88C+u)

264 You know what else El Sayer is not? A communist!

https://tinyurl.com/mubdbt3x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)

265 It's wild that there is actually some evidence out there of a hollow moon!

And scientists don't know exactly how it causes those phenomena.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)

Lava tubes are common here on Earth, too, and the mechanism of their formation is pretty much self-evident. A lave flow freezes on top, insulating the fluid lave below from freezing, for a while. Eventually, though, it all begins to freeze, save for some areas, and the fluid lava runs out, leaving an empty channel behind. You can find similar channels under melting glaciers. With much lower gravity, lava tubes on the Moon are less likely to collapse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (3Lqao)

266
A hole on the Moon just turned out to be the front door to a 50 km tunnel.



Seeing NASA draw up contingency plans for dealing with Moon Balrogs is going to be lit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (ixS3i)

267 I'm a man! a manly man!

Posted by: Manly Man for Kamala!

Really? Here's a carburetor. Prove it!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 03:19 PM (Riz8t)

Yoy don't even need to take it apart. Just tell me what it does and how it does it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 03:42 PM (QGaXH)
______________

Probably 90% of men under age 35 couldn't answer that ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

268 WTF is Vivek Ramaswamy doing? year round school and school until 4pm, is he trying to fucking lose

His brand is "you all deserve infinite H1Bs until you get football out of schools" and he's riding it to the ground.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (2ocoG)

269 The Marius Hills were considered an alternative Apollo 15 site, but the mission landed ~25 km away in Hadley–Apennine.
Posted by: SMOD

Don't try to Sulla the good name of our astronauts.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

270 Except for the Bush (spit) wing of the TX Republicans, Paxton is pretty popular in TX. An AG that actually did stuff that we care about. Paxton by +8.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 22, 2026 03:42 PM


I am sticking with my prediction from last month, paxton by +6.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (I43vL)

271 Vivek doesn't seem to be running a very good campaign, but lots of states have year round schools now. The "summer vacations" just vary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)

272 Darline Graham is going to win.

Paxton is going to win.

Collins is going to win.

Moody is going to win.

I can't be that confident about Rogers because, well, Michigan can disappoint.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (xhfG9)

273 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)

Typo. Prefer character Elmo on Sesame Street to Elmi/Nur/Omar cheating liar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (JrHfD)

274 BREAKING:

Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed ahead according to fake polling company Wedgewood Polls

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

275 Lava tubes are common here on Earth, too, and the mechanism of their formation is pretty much self-evident. A lave flow freezes on top, insulating the fluid lave below from freezing, for a while. Eventually, though, it all begins to freeze, save for some areas, and the fluid lava runs out, leaving an empty channel behind. You can find similar channels under melting glaciers. With much lower gravity, lava tubes on the Moon are less likely to collapse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

276 ou know what else El Sayer is not? A communist!

https://tinyurl.com/mubdbt3x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 22, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)
---
"El Sayer" is a good name for a Democrat who just says things.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)

277 WTF is Vivek Ramaswamy doing? year round school and school until 4pm, is he trying to fucking lose
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Year round school doesn't mean 52 weeks of class and a whole shit-ton of parents and employers would be happier with a pick-up time of 4. Also, 8 year-olds can't vote, but they will if GOP loses the next few elections.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:47 PM (nEUC6)

278 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.

Elric's been inside my lava tube.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 22, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

279 Wait - this veritable cornucopia of evidence that is all missing about El Sadistic being simpatico with the MB AND Lindsey Graham is gay? All in the same day?

Be still my beating heart!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2026 03:48 PM (j10i6)

280 I can't be that confident about Rogers because, well, Michigan can disappoint.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 03:46 PM (xhfG9)
---
Rogers is walking around like he already knows he's going to win. He's not buying the polls at all.

And then it's going to be "Islamophobia!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

281 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

They can be found in one of the national parks in northern California. Craters of the Moon in Idaho, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (3Lqao)

282 These shitlibs love the old “without evidence” phrase. Tuns out they have no “evidence” that it is without evidence.

Really makes me want to punch them in the mouth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (WXktp)

283 ot:

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!

How did all you Morons miss that one?

Posted by: Gomer Pyle Sock Succor at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (FhXTo)

284 Tunnels in space?

Man, if someone had a rocket company AND a tunneling company, they would be in like Flynn!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (xhfG9)

285 280 Rogers is walking around like he already knows he's going to win. He's not buying the polls at all.

And then it's going to be "Islamophobia!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

=========

"Democrats who vote for white ladies won't vote for masculine Arab men because they're racist!"
-one faction in the Democrat Party, soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 03:50 PM (qGAQr)

286 I voted in the hood/barrio coming back from the airport last week. Place was empty. My husband voted at our neighborhood place, very few people. Gotta get the kid to vote. That'll be 3 votes dipshit cooper doesn't get. Unless the machines decide otherwise.
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (enNUy)

Particularly in blue shitholes the ‘machines’ are there for strictly amusement purposes only ,
In other places where America still rages against The Coup it may make it a little less enraging to put your ‘vote’ in a black box machine.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 22, 2026 03:50 PM (HtoYr)

287 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.
Posted by: Bulg


Too. Much. Information. Dude.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (nEUC6)

288 These shitlibs love the old “without evidence” phrase. Tuns out they have no “evidence” that it is without evidence.

Really makes me want to punch them in the mouth.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2026 03:49 PM (WXktp)
---
How many times has Ted Lieu said something like Donald Trump is concealing his crimes in the Epstein files?

How much proof has he produced?

Vs. How many times the Demedia has used the phrase "without proof" to describe his claims?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)

289 92 Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano

Immigration status not known


Deport him, after decapitating him.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (Wj1DV)

290 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.
Posted by: Bulg

Too. Much. Information. Dude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:51 PM (nEUC6)

Well, its not like he admitted the lava tube was actually inside of him...

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2026 03:52 PM (j10i6)

291 Year round school doesn't mean 52 weeks of class and a whole shit-ton of parents and employers would be happier with a pick-up time of 4. Also, 8 year-olds can't vote, but they will if GOP loses the next few elections.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:47 PM (nEUC6)

Four semesters a year, and a kid has to do three per year, any three.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 03:52 PM (3Lqao)

292 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

Craters of the moon in Idaho.

Also, the Rogue River in Oregon travels through some lava tubes for a bit. Very cool. We saw that when my sons were wee tads.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 22, 2026 03:52 PM (PSEDc)

293 I've been inside a lava tube in the Galapagos.

Elric's been inside my lava tube.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 22, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)
___

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 03:52 PM (fD97E)

294 The main way that I see Rogers being wrong, is the fact that Joslyn Benson is overseeing the election that will put her into the Governor's mansion.

Talk about conflict of interest...well...some people should.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)

295 I think we always knew Graham was ghey

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

296 Elric's been inside my lava tube.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 22, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

The fire! It burns!!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

297
WTF is Vivek Ramaswamy doing? year round school and school until 4pm, is he trying to fucking lose


Someone ought to sit him down to view the video posted by the Hispanic woman who owns a cleaning service sounding off on how she refuses to work for folks from South Asia because they are, for starters, untrustworthy and deceptive.

There was a link to an on-line poll, too, which asked "Who would you rather deal with: migrants from Latin America or migrants from South Asia (i.e., India / Pakistan)?" The outcome had the Latin Americans pounding the Indians and Pakistanis into the dust.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (ixS3i)

298 That lava tube looks like a penis
- Ace

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (n5tGW)

299 Nood, you reprobates~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (nEUC6)

300 But then again, what am I thinking?

It's impossible to steal elections...

...unless Russia pays for 100K of random ads on FacePlant.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)

301 Fifty plus One just got another "polling group", SoCal Strategies to pull their polls out of circulation. There must be two or three real polling outfits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (vJPf4)

302
The mohammedans: We want to kill Joos and subjugate The West

The MFM: Oh you scamps, you're just upset about classroom sizes and are political opponents of OrangeManBad, not to mention the Palestinian Genocide.

The mohammedans: Well, yeah that follows. But we REALLY want to kill Joos and subjugate The West. Weren't you listening?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 03:55 PM (y9nCu)

303 Early voted in TX a couple of days ago, around noon.
The line was fairly long (but not interminable) for mid-cycle early voting. I take this as a good sign, as my precinct is heavily Republican.
Interestingly, they've changed from electronic-assisted voting to pure paper ballot, where you have to fill in the oval with a pen. This, IMHO, is a downgrade. The prior electronic-assisted method was nearly perfect--you voted via a touch-screen, but the machine then printed out a human-readable ballot (that you could verify to be correct) that you then fed into the tabulator.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 22, 2026 03:57 PM (XMwZJ)

304 The main way that I see Rogers being wrong, is the fact that Joslyn Benson is overseeing the election that will put her into the Governor's mansion.

Talk about conflict of interest...well...some people should.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)


That’s what Kemp did to become governor in Georgia. Then threw out the newly purchased voting system to be replaced with “Dominator” voting machines (named changed to protect the guilty, who sue). Cheating by machine followed sanctioned and abetted by this GOPe worm. That’s why Biden won Georgia in 2020 and why Georgia has two Demonrat senators today.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 04:01 PM (Wj1DV)

305 Why would El-Sayed come out with a stupid ad saying, "I'm not like those gas station Abdullahs"
and then go on to insult ( dot) Indians. Who is advising him? I expect Indians who are not Muslim
Aren't thrilled either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 03:09 PM (JrHfD)
==
Indians generally are not Muslim. And they hate Muslims with a passion. They weren't voting for him anyway.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 04:06 PM (7/DDO)

306 Something is funny in the water of Virginia

According to the Prince William County Police Department, officers responded around 10:13 p.m. on October 21, 2026 to the Iwo Jima statue near Richmond Highway and Fuller Road in Quantico. They found 27‑year‑old Stafford, VA man, Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, actively using a sledgehammer to damage the monument, including removing the head of one of the depicted soldiers.

... I suggest he be deported to Antarctica

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 04:10 PM (RHGPo)

307 Say what you will, christianity is what is destroying us, the true religion is Norse with All Father Odin in charge, he would have us true believers blood eagle All of Islam

Posted by: Matt at October 22, 2026 05:03 PM (OdsgZ)

STOP THE PRESSES: CENK UYGUR AND OTHER COMMUNIST TERRORISTS REVEAL THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY ALL ALONG!!!


This.

Changes.

EVERYTHING.

atomicbombblast.jpg

My world hasn't been this rocked since THEY GOT JEFF GANNON!

JEFF GANNON!




Wait -- first you tell me that Lindsey Graham gay??!!

I thought the world's oldest Confirmed Bachelor was knee-deep in cooter!

I thought that when he would sashay and flounce about that was just his version of The Lambada (The Forbidden Dance).

But now you're telling me that a 75-year-old closeted gay man is paying young male prostitutes to have sex with him and keep it secret, too??!!!

Why didn't the closeted fake-conservative septuagenarian just go to gay nightclubs and have sex in the bathroom like Garrett?

IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE!

This is too much! TOO MUCH, I TELL YOU! MAKE THE MIND-RIPPING TRUTH BOMBS STOP!!!


This is insane! My world is spinning and the very air tastes like lies!




atomicbombtest2.jpg

Hey that atomic cloud looks just like a dick! WHAT IS GOING ON NOW?! IS THE WORLD NOW JUST ALL DICKS AND BUGGERY?!?!

I'm gonna need a moment to process this, fellas.

Gotta be honest with you, first time I'm hearing about any of this.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:40 PM




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1 Inconceivable!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (okun6)

2 He's never going to win re-election now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (qGAQr)

3 garrett knew.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

4 Get on your Vespa and spread the word!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (gHSfI)

5 ded

Kyle Becker X post of the day!

but. yeah yeah they got us this time

yung durps

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (qBivk)

6 What a revelation.

And the "escorts" who are disclosing it now are totally not in it for the money...oh wait...

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (Wg6v7)

7 Lindsey Graham is finished after this. No chance he wins his South Carolina senate race

Death didn't stop Strom Thurmond or Joe Biden.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (Riz8t)

8 Reminds me of the Sam Kinison bit about gangs of roaming homosexual necrophiliacs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (vJPf4)

9 As I recall, he was a pretty happy guy, but I wouldn’t go so far as gay.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (EiePB)

10 HAHAHA, Miss Lindsey, Shocker there.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (NtVYv)

11 Homophobia against a dead guy? It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (2CeDH)

12 Chunk Uyghur is just pissed that he wasn't in Miss Lindsey's regular rotation.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (MWZjG)

13 Richard Simmons was gay!
- Cenk Unger

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (n5tGW)

14 Debbie Wassername Schmutz puts on her finest dress to greet Bill for a rally
x.com DWStweets/status/2113010374416941563
This is not AI.

Posted by: you know how easy / it is to please me at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (88C+u)

15 Funny how they got brave after the man is dead.

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (AKptf)

16 Wait, was all this sexing going on in Barney Frank's basement?

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (enNUy)

17 Republican October Surprise: One of the lead Democrats married her brother and we have the DNA to prove it

Democrat October Surprise: That Senator that died? Yeah we think he was gay. What do you mean you already knew that?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

18 This is going to be a fun thread!

Thanks ace!

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (ZxgqD)

19 Shocked, I tell you, Shocked!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (l3cgK)

20 Now I am wondering about Liberace

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (NtVYv)

21 ii thought i was the world's oldest confirmed bachelor, but i wasn't confirmed

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (CWTWj)

22 And knifed Garrett along the way. Nice.

He ain't coming back from that.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (xhfG9)

23 15 Funny how they got brave after the man is dead.

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (AKptf)

=

I suspect they were going to run it this year if Graham had lived, but they just threw it out there anyway to tar his sister because they might as well not waste it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (qGAQr)

24 My beeber is stuned.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (BBM8q)

25 NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Say it's not plausible!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (Fi81e)

26 I sense a certain amounts of sarcasm in this post

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (vJrRc)

27 Alright! More ass eating talk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (6vuXd)

28 Off topic early, sorry, but DH is in surgery just now to repair or replace his knee, so a few prayers would not go astray. Now back to our regularly scheduled homosexuality.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (EiePB)

29 Democrat October Surprise: Trump dancing to YMCA which some say is actually a Homosexual Anthem

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (ldlqW)

30
Great. Next they'll tell us Liberace was gay.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (OkYzo)

31 You guys aren't going to believe this but I also heard Liberace was gay.

Posted by: MJ at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (XOmY9)

32 This obviously locks up Texas for Talarico. Hate to be a Republican at the Thanksgiving table.

Posted by: Paul Retard at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Ovx+P)

33 The next thing you'll tell me is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (sTU0j)

34 Chunk Hunger is credible on this subject.
Because he's a big homo. I trust him. On this subject.
But I don't care. Other than hoping, as a fiscal conservative, that Miss Lindsey purchased dick at a reasonable price.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (5FlBj)

35 If Cenk says anything about Barry Manilow, I'm going to be pissed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)

36 Yanno, Kevin Spacey got accused of some stuff but he's sued and beat everyone who blamed him.
Which is not to say he didn't do at least some sketchy Don-Lemon shit, but the accusations were embellished.
Gay-for-pay guys are of low character in my estimation and their word is not to be trusted without backup.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (88C+u)

37 I asked in the thread below but isn't the POS who released this Hassan Pikers Uncle ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (+gK6I)

38 Errr.

That's a lot of flaming skulls.

Lindsey was a closet gay?

Whodathunk?

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Ae6Br)

39 So, he was 2025 gay and not 1925 gay?
I am stunned and shocked.
Shocked and stunned.

Posted by: Bosk at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (VMFAF)

40
Well, that's one guy Ilhan Omar wasn't married to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (eRlcH)

41 OMFG

How did he discover this earthshattering fact after his death?

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Q/FnY)

42 Barney Frank was pimping out an underage twink out of his apartment.

Nobody cared. It's part of "Gay rights" to look the other way.

This in no way justifies Graham doing this, though. Not by an AU.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (Fi81e)

43 Shit, I thought Lindsey Graham was smashing pussy...

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (KDeM8)

44 Whew. Finally a thread where we can get away from all the butt stuff.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (xhfG9)

45 I guess Lindsay has no hope of being reelected now.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (vSvIl)

46 We're going to have to completely revisit our nicknames for Lindsay Graham after this.

"Macho Man Graham" just doesn't ring true anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (qGAQr)

47 I suspect they were going to run it this year if Graham had lived, but they just threw it out there anyway to tar his sister because they might as well not waste it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (qGAQr)

this kink of crap will only help her

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (AKptf)

48 We need a genuine nuclear skull gif for this kind of news.

Posted by: far cry at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (Q6P2R)

49 Graham was probably gay.

But I would think with all the decades of rumors and him constantly in the spotlight -- and hated by the left and their allies -- there would be more definitive proof than some rando rentboys' say-so after his death.

The guy spent the last 20 years of his life in a world where everyone has a video camera.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

50
Breaking: Richard Simmons was straight

Posted by: Cenk at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (OkYzo)

51 I have no gaydar.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (odBC9)

52 Check me if I'm wrong but I feel like Cenk Unglued is in favor of legalizing bestiality. Like he said that on his stupid show at one point. I mean if anything goes for Cenk why does he care? Oh somehow this is supposed to influence an election in favor of the democrats. Ok then - its just political.





Posted by: A whole lot of dumb in the air at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (anL5R)

53 Or Paul Lynd...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (l3cgK)

54 The next thing you'll tell me is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

And Paul Lynde.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

55 14 Debbie Wassername Schmutz puts on her finest dress to greet Bill for a rally


subtle signal to Bill that she is ready to toss salad!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (qBivk)

56 En fuego del fuegos!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

57 The funniest part was the way Cynk Unger and Harry Sission were all hyping it.

All secretive and coy about a "October Surprise to end all Surprises."

Stuff like "bombshell" of course.
And other stupid games like, "what I've seen of the video is really bad."
And "about a Senator who was headed for easy reelection."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (3cUTc)

58 So are they saying something is wrong with being a closeted homosexual?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxgqD)

59 33 The next thing you'll tell me is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 22, 2026 01:45 PM (sTU0j)

And Paul Lynde!

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

60 I think they are way late to the party. Yeah all those sex workers over decades decided to just wait until Graham was dead.

When Trump dies even if it's another ten years I guarantee you will have at least three women come forward to say he had sex with them when they were 13.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (Ti9vn)

61
Rep. Gerry Studds was boinking pages and got re-elected term after term. Spare me the horror.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (eRlcH)

62 Or Paul Lynd...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (l3cgK)

Rip Taylor

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (/OKHJ)

63 I have made dozens of scathing comments about Lindsey Graham and his stable of catamites. Possibly hundreds. Is this supposed to be an October """surprise""" or something? Wow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (BI5O2)

64 Richard Simmons was gay!
- Cenk Unger
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (n5tGW)


Up next, revelations about my nephew Hasan "Dog Shocker" Piker and his love of man-meat. -- Cenk Unger

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

65 Cenk thinks conservatives hate gay people.

Because he is a pimple filled with pus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (RIvkX)

66 When was the last time we got some good skull here? It's been a while.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (xhfG9)

67 Willowed...
480 468 >>I hear the gays do it a great deal...I was once told (dunno how true) that the average gay man eats a quarter-pounder of Scheiße every year...

With cheese?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (viF8m)

Don't ask about the mayo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (l3cgK)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)

68 Cenk Uygur and his fellow Muslims raping a dead body?

Stop me if you think you've heard that one before.

Posted by: fringe at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (0umlT)

69 47 I suspect they were going to run it this year if Graham had lived, but they just threw it out there anyway to tar his sister because they might as well not waste it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (qGAQr)

this kink of crap will only help her

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (AKptf)

=====

With $100 million in 2020, in the year of the cheat, Democrats got to 9 points of Graham's tail.

South Carolina is...Republican.

Democrats never had a chance. They can flip SC-1 if things go right every once in a while because Charleston is big enough to overhwelm the rurals and suburbs around it on a good day, but that's about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (qGAQr)

70 But now you're telling me that a 75-year-old closeted gay man is paying young male prostitutes to have sex with him and keep it secret, too??!!!

Not only are the Democrats terrible homophobes they are also shaming sex workers! How unempowering!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (vJrRc)

71 Wonder what this will do to al-Sayed and the gay vote in Michigan?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (vJPf4)

72 Jim damn you I was hoping not to read that again

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (qBivk)

73 I'm saying, this would explain why Lindsey was always on the verge of squishing, no matter how many points he scored for our team (and it was not all that many, mind you).

DC knew. So they had leverage.

Blackmail is precisely why earlier generations didn't want queers in government, though.

Thanks, Lindsey, for demonstrating that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Fi81e)

74 rchard simmons supposedly dated actress linda evans.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (CWTWj)

75 Anything this fucker says is not 2 cenk's worth.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (7fVLG)

76 Dicks and buggery ALL.THE.WAY.DOWN.

My mind is blown and I can't even.

I couldn't even before, but now...

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (w6EFb)

77 Michelle Obama is a man!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (n5tGW)

78 62 Or Paul Lynd...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (l3cgK)

Rip Taylor

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (/OKHJ)

Yeah, he did pass away...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (l3cgK)

79 >>>Hey that atomic cloud looks just like a dick!

Time for an eye checkup.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (odBC9)

80 So his marriage to Phyllis Gates was a sham??

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (ldlqW)

81 "Well, that flopped. What else we got?"

"Tim Scott is black! They hate black people!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (qGAQr)

82 @mymomcare
Florida attorney Lisa C. White, 70, walked into a Mississippi gun store and asked for a firearm to kill ICE agents, specifically whether it could penetrate their body armor; if not, she’d aim for the head, shoulder, arm, or leg.


Yes, there's a mugshot for this sooper genius. Maybe Lisa should have ordered from ACME.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (88C+u)

83
It's definitely likely a case that other people were sharing Lindsey's seat!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (Fi81e)

84 52 Check me if I'm wrong but I feel like Cenk Unglued is in favor of legalizing bestiality.

Chunk Hunger looks like Sloth from The Goonies. Having sex with him is bestiality. It's self-interest.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (5FlBj)

85 72 Jim damn you I was hoping not to read that again

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (qBivk)

You're welcome?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (l3cgK)

86 Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (Cw9zQ)

87
Graham paid $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (OkYzo)

88 Yeah all those sex workers over decades decided to just wait until Graham was dead.
------
Well, they're probably just a little less worried about getting knocked on the head and coming to chained up in that twisted sadist's bugger dungeon, now that he's dead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (BI5O2)

89 If your dick looks like an atomic cloud you should probably get that checked out.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (V362x)

90 This is all a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

91 73 I'm saying, this would explain why Lindsey was always on the verge of squishing, no matter how many points he scored for our team (and it was not all that many, mind you).

DC knew. So they had leverage.

Blackmail is precisely why earlier generations didn't want queers in government, though.

Thanks, Lindsey, for demonstrating that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Fi81e)

========

I think he was a squish because SC GOPe is squishy and he rose up in that machine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (qGAQr)

92 Pfft...even I new this!! And I've been dead for 40 years!!

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (8C1eU)

93 A quarter pound of shit, or as Don Lemon calls it, a good start

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (ldlqW)

94 When was the last time we got some good skull here? It's been a while.
Posted by: blaster

Tell me about it.
-- Beldar

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

95 89 If your dick looks like an atomic cloud you should probably get that checked out.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (V362x)

True definition of " Mushroom Head" ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (oCio0)

96 I really didn't give a shit about gay and lesbian until the whole tranny bullshit started. If I was gay I'd be pissed the whole movement was highjacket by a bunch of guys who want to act like girls behaving badly.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (Ae6Br)

97
I can see it now. Democrat DC kept it quiet. Otherwise they would loose their ability to call on Graham's vote when they occasionally needed it.

Other "conservative" posers have other stories, I'm sure.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:50 PM (Fi81e)

98 re 61: got censured one time then the dems gave him a round of applause

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (CWTWj)

99 Two of the accusers are Trannies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Ti9vn)

100
I heard Cenk's nephew Piker likes the dick too.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (OkYzo)

101 What am I, Chopped liver?

Posted by: Paul Lynde at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (FuXG7)

102 this kink of crap will only help her

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (AKptf)


That is one heck of a typo

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (xhfG9)

103 My young son wanted to shock me so he blurted out that he is gay. My response: And? I don’t think it landed quite like he hoped.

Plus, he isn’t. About the only thing he has figured out to do in life is get a seriously trashy bitch pregnant.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (EiePB)

104 Maybe Lisa should have ordered from ACME.

Apparently that's where she got her law degree.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (n5tGW)

105 Wonder no more!

Posted by: Liberace at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Cw9zQ)

106 Dems: How dare you accuse a liar of lying about her dead stepfather and her mother abusing her and have her mother call her a liar!!!

Also Dems: Vivek's wife killed a man
Also Dems: Mitt Romney gave a woman cancer and killed her
Also Dems: A drunk truck driver killed Biden's 1st wife
Also Dems: Laura Bush was drunk and killed a woman
Also Dems: Lindsey Graham was gay and raped kids
Also Dems: Trump is a pedo, raped a girl and killed her baby

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (3cUTc)

107 At least the atomic cloud had a circumcision!

This is all the Dims have for October?

Is there anyone who didn't know Senator Graham was the ghey?

In the South, in the past, confirmed bachelors were that for their mother's sake forevermore.

I think I have a second cousin who is one of these types, but we'll never probably know as his Mama is still alive.

Wow, Ace, my love, are you warming up the Flaming Skulls for the big stuff soon?!

Regarding the last thread, as I am late as always...Turban Tonya should have said in her broken Somolianenglish, like creepy Alec's wife Hilarious:

"How you say cucumber?" Which would have covered a lot of issues.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (hzuYO)

108 Oh my!
Posted by: George Takei at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (Cw9zQ)
---
George Take-a-guy has chimed in here.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (Fi81e)

109 Thy couldn't just say Graham was gay, they had to drag out "escorts" to "prove" it.... Unfortunately He's dead and can't dispute it...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (+gK6I)

110
So who was the top, McCain or Lindsay?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (OkYzo)

111 yeah, SC GOPe brought out Lindsey's finest lube and greased up their bungs but good, so as to keep the wretched Clyburn in Congress with them.
The motto of the GOP in that state is "thank you SIR may I have another".

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (88C+u)

112 Off topic early, sorry, but DH is in surgery just now to repair or replace his knee, so a few prayers would not go astray. Now back to our regularly scheduled homosexuality.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (EiePB)
=====

Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (RIvkX)

113 Schlicter on Slotkin:

“ The sour, bitter face of our enemy is the face of the chubby girl who always tried to get between you and her hot roommate — except instead of a double-bagger trying to block your shot, she’s now a Democrat trying to condemn you to serfdom. It’s the same face you see worn by malignant amphibians like Elissa Slotkin (D-CIA), a particularly loathsome creature who trumpets her time at the Central Intelligence Agency to establish her phony USA! USA! bona fides.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (63An5)

114 It's pretty safe to say this stuff about a dead man, it's not like he can sue for calumny.
Is there actual evidence, though? Maybe he had some distinctive mark on his body?

Posted by: PG at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (p8CCI)

115 That is one heck of a typo
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (xhfG9)


I thought you celebrated leaving the last thread behind.

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (AKptf)

116 You know who else is gay?


Ben, that who. Ben Gay.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (7fVLG)

117
If he had male escorts for decades, I've gotta admire those guys for keeping it quiet. DC whores must be the best for discretion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (mmrXZ)

118 All about vote suppression.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (6vuXd)

119 Gay-for-pay guys are of low character in my estimation and their word is not to be trusted without backup.
Posted by: 88C+u


Believe all women gays!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (vJrRc)

120 112 Off topic early, sorry, but DH is in surgery just now to repair or replace his knee, so a few prayers would not go astray. Now back to our regularly scheduled homosexuality.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (EiePB)
=====

Saying a prayer

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (+gK6I)

121 79 >>>Hey that atomic cloud looks just like a dick!

Time for an eye checkup.
Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (odBC9)

If that’s what yer dick looks like you should probably see a doctor sooner than later.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (EiePB)

122 Whew!

Haven't seen the flaming skulls in some time.

Good to know they can still make an impact around here!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (FZ29D)

123 Now do John McCain. Weren't they inseparable?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (cJOax)

124 You know who else is gay?


Ben, that who. Ben Gay.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (7fVLG)
---
I heard it through the grapevine.

Posted by: Marvin at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (Fi81e)

125 ......

Also Dems: Trump is a pedo, raped a girl and killed her baby

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (3cUTc)

Also Also Dems: What Ted Kennedy does in the middle Lake Chappaquiddick with a pregnant woman is his private business

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (ldlqW)

126
Well, at least, we know for sure that Freddie Mercury was an Alpha Heterosexual literally wading through exotic cooter 24/7.

At least, we still have that!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (YSUhf)

127 You know who else is gay?

===


Enola Gay

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (AKptf)

128 Sean and Rachel Duffy...have they been fooling us too?

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (Mrd0z)

129 Now back to our regularly scheduled homosexuality.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (EiePB)

Ooof... you're gonna have a problem with Thursdays

Posted by: just the punchline at October 22, 2026 01:54 PM (88C+u)

130 Wait. Why would a gay man do stuff with underage sex workers? I thought Love is Love.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:55 PM (ldlqW)

131 Also Dems: We're patriotic Americans.


Like fuck they are.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:55 PM (7fVLG)

132 Enola Gay
Posted by: runner

Rodeo announcer Don Gay.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

133 I thought sure they were going to go after Josh Hawley with this accusation. He's been sporadically doing damage to the Left:

(( Unverified claims circulated on social media via a chef alleging a busboy saw U.S. Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) with a male escort behind a building. Snopes found no evidence to substantiate the claim.))

_____________________________

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:55 PM (dIske)

134 You have had a month, tcn. Prayers up.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (ldlqW)

135 Unbelievable!
Inconceivable!
The 75 year old bachelor Lindsey "The Queen of the Senate" Graham was gay?
WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (rXdNI)

136 Transparent attempt to negatively impact his sisters campaign

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (PlkPS)

137 It fundamentally illustrates how poorly the Left understands who it is dealing with.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (RIvkX)

138 Joint Base Charleston has been renamed Joint Base Lindsey Graham. And it's full of seamen.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (enNUy)

139 I suppose next they are going to tell is Liberace is gay.

Or Barack Obama

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (OFk33)

140 First off, I'm not gay . . .

Posted by: Mike Piazza at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (fem4Z)

141 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (OFk33)

=======

How's the ER?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (qGAQr)

142 Plus, he isn’t. About the only thing he has figured out to do in life is get a seriously trashy bitch pregnant.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (EiePB)


Have you explained that is not exactly how gay works?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (xhfG9)

143
I have made dozens of scathing comments about Lindsey Graham and his stable of catamites. Possibly hundreds. Is this supposed to be an October """surprise""" or something? Wow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

===============

Like I was sayin' last thread, if you google "Miss Lindsey" I bet the hits will all go to conservative social media.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)

144 Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (EiePB)
=====

Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

What SF said and more prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (NnhvP)

145 Breaking: Milli Vanilli may not be the singers you think they are

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (ldlqW)

146 140 First off, I'm not gay . . .
Posted by: Mike Piazza at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (fem4Z

Then hit it to left!

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (EiePB)

147 I can't even imagine how dumb you have to be to think this was some sort of stunning revelation or that it would matter at all.

Dead guy everyone knew was gay is still dead and gay.

Film at 11.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)

148 You knwo who else is gay? Anyone named Jorge. Because it's pronounced Hor-Gay. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (7fVLG)

149
I am speechless after reading this. I simply shan't believe it. Miss Lindsey light in the loafers? Impossible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (w6EFb)

150 Maybe the House isn't going to flip?

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (7/DDO)

151 I saw all those flaming skulls and I thought something significant had actually happened...

you got me, Ace. Nice one.

Posted by: weew at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (9TspW)

152 That Ilhan Omar thread needs a rendition of I'm My Own Grandpa! Should that be her walk on song?

Posted by: InZona at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (Ky1Y0)

153 If you think shit is gay now, just wait 'til Johnny comes marching home...

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

154 146 140 First off, I'm not gay . . .
Posted by: Mike Piazza at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (fem4Z


You forgot... "Not to my knowledge."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (+gK6I)

155 Know...NOT knwo. Sheesh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (7fVLG)

156 Hey Chunk, now do Barack 0bama

(No, not that way)

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (fem4Z)

157 The funny part is Democrats are trying to fulfill a caricature of Republicans as anti gay when most dgaf. Sure, people have their opinions and may not be supporters of that lifestyle. But what they ultimately believe in is liberty and peoples entitlement to it. So if you want to be gay- sure have at it. That’s your business. Just don’t try to force or coerce me to agree with you.

But everything with Democrats is about distortion and obfuscation of the truth, isn’t it.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (63An5)

158 I once found an old newspaper in my mom's garage. One of the headlines was "Gay Time Had By All At LBJ Birthday Party"

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (/OKHJ)

159
That nuclear cloud is actually two clouds. The tall white mushroom cloud is from the detonation itself. The shorter dark column of smoke in the foreground is from the sudden combustion of downtown Hiroshima (or possibly Nagasaki).

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (azNOR)

160 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (qGAQr)

“My child coughed once last night, he needs an antibiotic” season is upon us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (OFk33)

161 Cenk thinks conservatives hate gay people.

Because he is a pimple filled with pus.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 01:47 PM (RIvkX)

As a conservative, I am disgusted by sodomy, and have no use for flaming faggots, but I can recognize that there are a few homosexuals who keep their kink in the closet, and present as "normal" in public, and some of them may be our allies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (3Lqao)

162 Graham was rated 0 by the LGBT organizations and have always been after him because of his 'anti-gay ' voting record.

You don't think they would have been able to 'prove' his hypocrisy before his death ?

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (Ti9vn)

163 Released, of course, after Graham is dead and there is no liability for defamation.

Posted by: Alec at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (THfsK)

164 160 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (qGAQr)

“My child coughed once last night, he needs an antibiotic” season is upon us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (OFk33)

=======

Oh, my wife called you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (qGAQr)

165 138 Joint Base Charleston has been renamed Joint Base Lindsey Graham. And it's full of seamen.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 01:56 PM (enNUy)

Talarico got his training done at the Semenary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (l3cgK)

166 BTW Democrats will keep going after you, even if you’re dead. There is no mercy. Remember that.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (63An5)

167 I saw the flaming skulls before I read the headline. I thought something really explosive had happened then I read the headline. Severe disappointment.

Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (lJ0H4)

168
Well! If I had known about this earlier, I would have voted for Talarico!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (eRlcH)

169 I'm feeling better about the midterms if this is the best October Surprise that they have.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (aD4fx)

170 They just want Republican Congressman Gay Sex Workers in the headlines. It's not about whether they think it's actual news to anyone.

Remember they are trying to make "Democrat" the Masculine Power Party.

I know. Talarico and Walz etc. But like it or not, they are.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (ldlqW)

171 *Clears throat* Ladybugs. That is all.

Posted by: Bring Stabity at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (Q/lGb)

172 147 I can't even imagine how dumb you have to be to think this was some sort of stunning revelation or that it would matter at all.

Dead guy everyone knew was gay is still dead and gay.

Film at 11.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)

Which is why they had to add the paid escorts , one being underage

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (+gK6I)

173 Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (PlkPS)

174 Lindsey Graham was gay? I'll need time to process this.

Anyway...

Posted by: troyriser at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (v1M8F)

175 This accusation from men who would smoke random pole for weed. Who would’a thunk?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (EiePB)

176 Dems threatening to jail Elon - looks like SPCX is taking a beating from that after announcing half a billion in profit this past quarter.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (xhfG9)

177 142 Plus, he isn’t. About the only thing he has figured out to do in life is get a seriously trashy bitch pregnant.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:51 PM (EiePB)

Have you explained that is not exactly how gay works?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:57 PM (xhfG9)

So you love men but have sex with women? That's means you're NOT gay!

Posted by: ICE T at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)

178 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (OFk33)

Hey, welcome back!

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

179 Woulda been really funny, Mr. Disinformation Expert Ace, if you had posted the red headline, the row upon row of flaming skulls, an atomic explosion or two, a few remarks about your disbelief--and no link.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (odBC9)

180 Huh, so I'd read this as confirmation that the Dems fake and gay polls were not sufficiently suppressing the R vote.

So they needed to trot out their old plow horse of "how can you Christians vote for a sinner!!" ploy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc)

181 Graham had gay sex with underage men? Wow.
If someone can go on to prove that he performed three abortions, he'll qualify for Democrat sainthood.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (0MjtC)

182
Also Dems: We're patriotic Americans.


Like fuck they are.
Posted by: Chairborne!

===============

I get so sick of that one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (mmrXZ)

183 I know some very gay militant Trumpers. They're not even like single issue or whatever. Full MAGA

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (ldlqW)

184 Oh, my wife called you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (qGAQr)

3 times this week. Yesterday it was “He didn’t poop this morning, it must be constipation”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (OFk33)

185 181 Graham had gay sex with underage men? Wow.
If someone can go on to prove that he performed three abortions, he'll qualify for Democrat sainthood.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (0MjtC)

=======

"17 year old gay guy lies about his age to get paid to have sex with powerful men."
-alternate take

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (qGAQr)

186 I have never once in my life said to somebody, "Did you know he's gay?" Not once.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (odBC9)

187 The funny part is Democrats are trying to fulfill a caricature of Republicans as anti gay when most dgaf.

I'm probably one of the most anti-gay commenters here. But even I find it hard to get worked up about the gay sex that a dead guy used to pay for.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (5FlBj)

188 157 The funny part is Democrats are trying to fulfill a caricature of Republicans as anti gay when most dgaf. Sure, people have their opinions and may not be supporters of that lifestyle. But what they ultimately believe in is liberty and peoples entitlement to it. So if you want to be gay- sure have at it. That’s your business. Just don’t try to force or coerce me to agree with you.

But everything with Democrats is about distortion and obfuscation of the truth, isn’t it.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (63An5)
___________________________

I think that is one of the most enjoyable aspects of watching the Left. Every single "comedy" skit on SNL that calls for someone in flyover country they portray as dumb, simple and possessing an over the top accent. Other times the project their own predjudices onto the party they are trying to denigrate based on their own points of view of their failings and do nothing but create a hacky caricature.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (dIske)

189 MC Master LG was WHAT?!?!?

To borrow a word from our host, that's completely gheyballz.

Posted by: Dale at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (f45WX)

190 148 You knwo who else is gay? Anyone named Jorge. Because it's pronounced Hor-Gay. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (7fVLG)

No. WHORE-Hey!

Posted by: Jorge at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)

191 You should totally vote for Democrats. Only good people would try to smear a dead guy for votes.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (63An5)

192
Graham had gay sex with underage men?

__________

I thought that was a requirement for getting a gay card.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (eRlcH)

193 As a conservative, I am disgusted by sodomy, and have no use for flaming faggots, but I can recognize that there are a few homosexuals who keep their kink in the closet, and present as "normal" in public, and some of them may be our allies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (3Lqao)

Scott Bessent FTW.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (EiePB)

194 ey, welcome back!
Posted by: Bulg

I had to run out for cigarettes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (OFk33)

195 Which is why they had to add the paid escorts , one being underage
Posted by: It's me donna


Something sex work is work something love is love h8r something something

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (vJrRc)

196 At this point I'm ready to believe these were the only three homos along the Atlantic Coast which Lindsey rejected.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (88C+u)

197 184
3 times this week. Yesterday it was “He didn’t poop this morning, it must be constipation”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (OFk33)

=======

Being a doctor sounds like fun and all sorts of new and inventive discoveries in the vagueries of the human body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (qGAQr)

198 Tomorrow's headline from "The Young Turks":

BREAKING NEWS: Fire is Hot! You might burn yourself!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (qx7Zg)

199 BTW Democrats will keep going after you, even if you’re dead. There is no mercy. Remember that.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (63An5)
--------
They would be down with the Oliver Cromwell treatment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (amcLV)

200 >>Which is why they had to add the paid escorts , one being underage

I still don't care. The man is dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (viF8m)

201 148 You knwo who else is gay? Anyone named Jorge. Because it's pronounced Hor-Gay. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (7fVLG)

No. WHORE-Hey!
Posted by: Jorge at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)
---
Now, knock that off!

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

202 200

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (odBC9)

203 oops

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (odBC9)

204 I get so sick of that one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 02:02 PM (mmrXZ)

Did you see the "sick burn" from Yabba Dabba Abdul at some recent Town Hall?

MAGA guy asks if he will disavow the Muslim Brotherhood.

Spoiler: He absolutely does not but then has the gall to ask the guy if he has ever "heard of the Constitution". Basically the "I'm not gonna sit here and let you insult the United States of America" defense. And libs are saying he pwned him. It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (ldlqW)

205 167 I saw the flaming skulls before I read the headline. I thought something really explosive had happened then I read the headline. Severe disappointment.

Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2026 02:00 PM (lJ0H4)

Ya know, there's a term for that with the words Skull and f**k...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (l3cgK)

206 You forgot... "Not to my knowledge."
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (+gK6I)

--Don't associate Piazza with that bint.

That was best opening to a press conference ever. No one's time was wasted.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (fem4Z)

207 167 I saw the flaming skulls before I read the headline. I thought something really explosive had happened then I read the headline. Severe disappointment.
Posted by: Tuna

Ace's mother and I share your concern and can't tell you how disappointed we are as well.

A stern talking-to will happen when he comes home tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (Y8DZL)

208 I'd love to be laughing at the DNC's big October pushes. "We have to prepare for election cheating" "Lindsay Graham was gay". "Donald Trump has not lowered prices". And I am chuckling, but unfortunately D voters are soooo stupid that this shit works.

And too many R's don't want the majority. Every damn R candidate should be running some ads along the lines of "I'm pissed about the Iran conflict dragging on and high energy prices too". "If Obama and Biden had not helped the Mullahs develop their military, Iran would have been easy, and despite Trump's energy friendly policies, Dem governors and past Dem regulations are still hamstringing American energy and diesel refining, and if you give the Dems more power they will makes these things even worse".

Posted by: PaleRider at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (PV+Zw)

209 Guess this rules out Barry Manilow keeping a secret quiet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (gm9Sb)

210 Can't wait until Cenk discovers that a dem was sleeping with chinese spy named fang fang.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)

211 17 year old gay guy lies about his age to get paid to have sex with powerful men."
-alternate take
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

He was running his own Epstein island in Georgetown, except he was using gay men instead of Eastern European girls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (OFk33)

212 First rule about gay club is DON'T TALK ABOUT GAY CLUB!

Posted by: Zombie Lindsey at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (Fi81e)

213 So they needed to trot out their old plow horse of "how can you Christians vote for a sinner!!" ploy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc)

As if Democrats had a hint of what constitutes sin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (EiePB)

214 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I give to you

ROCK HUDSON

shocked I know. He is finished in Hollyweird

That is all.

Now back to your regularly scheduled buggery

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (6qaAp)

215 What does Barney Frank have to say about it?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (eStot)

216 197 184 the vagueries of the human body
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:03 PM (qGAQr)

vagary
(usually vagaries)
an unexpected and inexplicable change in a situation or in someone's behavior: the vagaries of the weather

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (odBC9)

217 Darn, at first I thought those were pictures of Tehran.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (UjdFS)

218 So glad Trump went to the mat and endorsed his clueless sister, Graham was the embodiment of everything wrong with the GOP. We need to continue that tradition.

Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (+l6fP)

219 Being accused of gayness by an organization named for a genocidal political movement. Chutzpah.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (amcLV)

220 I'm sure none of this has anything to do with pizzagate.
Deflection. Distraction.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (Ae6Br)

221 So Lindsay Graham really was a chicken hawk

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (fem4Z)

222 Wow, if only there were signs Lindsey couldn't commit to one side.

I wonder what switched him over.

A gay Paulo massage therapist?
Did he go to a lot of musicals?
Was he eating a Costco hot dog and have a revelation?
Or just too much time sucking off the dems?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)

223 Lindsay Graham will be remembered for his staunch advocacy for huge missiles in America's arse-nal. He especially loved bunker busters that could penetrate under any conditions before releasing its payload.

RIP

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (wGerL)

224
Come to think of it, there is probably a lot of things not to Elmo's knowledge.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

225 Easy Ace. You're gonna wear out the skull....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (QGaXH)

226 What a surprise. /s

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (u82oZ)

227 209 Guess this rules out Barry Manilow keeping a secret quiet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (gm9Sb)

But I thought he was into Mandy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (l3cgK)

228 Spoiler: He absolutely does not but then has the gall to ask the guy if he has ever "heard of the Constitution". Basically the "I'm not gonna sit here and let you insult the United States of America" defense. And libs are saying he pwned him. It turns out you can just say things. Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (ldlqW)

I don't know about you, but I am not going to let you bad-mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

Posted by: Otter at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (eStot)

229 October surprise ? Which way to Pride Month?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (hxMfc)

230 Spoiler: He absolutely does not but then has the gall to ask the guy if he has ever "heard of the Constitution". Basically the "I'm not gonna sit here and let you insult the United States of America" defense. And libs are saying he pwned him. It turns out you can just say things.
Posted

Should probably check to see if he is nicknamed “Weasel.” Not our weasel, but Weasel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (EiePB)

231 I like the part where they breathlessly proclaim it was a national security threat.

Oh?

So, what is it when two Senate aides video themselves pounding each other in the ass in a Senate conference room?
Aides who have direct access to everything their bosses read?

Oh right--"their private lives are none of your business, bigot!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (3cUTc)

232 218 So glad Trump went to the mat and endorsed his clueless sister, Graham was the embodiment of everything wrong with the GOP. We need to continue that tradition.

Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (+l6fP)

====

The embodiment of the GOP is that they got over their NeverTrumpism and became Trump's staunchest ally in Congress, being key in getting Trump's agenda through the legislature, especially the OBBB which tripled ICE's budget and appropriations through 2028, making the deportation machine both very large and untouchable by the ongoing budget dramas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (qGAQr)

233 3 times this week. Yesterday it was “He didn’t poop this morning, it must be constipation”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I remember going through that "he didn't do this or that" stage when I was a young mother. Many unnecessary trips to the pediatrician. It wears off after some years.

Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (lJ0H4)

234 What's cool is if you accuse the Secretary of Treasury being gay, he'll bankrupt your ass and toss you in debtors prison.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (gm9Sb)

235 Graham was gay!! Who knew!! Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Zekesmom at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (fkxv5)

236 Something sex work is work something love is love h8r something something
Posted by: FeatherBlade

I just finished the history of the Byzantine Empire that my son gave me for Christmas. It was really good, but the author used that annoying term "sex worker" to describe the pre-imperial career of Empress Theodora, Justinian I's wife.

Grrr. Just call her a "prostitute" and be done with it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

237 215 What does Barney Frank have to say about it?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (eStot)

His lips are sealed, er, rather, sewed shut.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (l3cgK)

238 Posted by: Maroon at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (+l6fP)


F' off

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (+gK6I)

239 No!


I simply refuse to believe this!


Next they’ll say he was in a loving relationship with John McCain!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (4KUe5)

240 But I thought he was into Mandy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

More like Rico.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (6vuXd)

241 What does Barney Frank have to say about it?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (eStot)
---
"Those are rookie numbers!" -- Zombie Barney Frank

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

242 234 What's cool is if you accuse the Secretary of Treasury being gay, he'll bankrupt your ass and toss you in debtors prison.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (gm9Sb)

========

Actually, that's what he does if you accuse of him being straight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (qGAQr)

243 Look, it’s not really hard to figure out that Democrats despise individual liberty and in particular The Bill of Rights. They have attacked free speech, the right to bear arms, the sanctity of your home, religious beliefs, and the list of their attacks goes through just about every one of the ten amendments.

Then Democrats formula is to use pathos arguments to try and convince voters their opponents are the ones who believe what they do, when it’s really projection meant to confuse you.

But I think most people aren’t falling for the pull my finger joke anymore. Most.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (63An5)

244 Was anyone on Earth actualy surprised by this revelation?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (rXdNI)

245 When does Schumer come clean that his wife is a tranny?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (OFk33)

246 So they needed to trot out their old plow horse of "how can you Christians vote for a sinner!!" ploy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc)


We Christians always have to vote for sinners.

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (OlzlW)

247 There's that quote from Aladdin spouted from Iago:

"Oh, there's a big surprise! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do?"

Posted by: Thrawn at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (oPFtC)

248 But I thought he was into Mandy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (l3cgK)
---
Mandy Patinkin would like a word with you.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (Fi81e)

249 How many points will Abdul Bin Sayed lose by?

Posted by: MJ at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (XOmY9)

250 222 Wow, if only there were signs Lindsey couldn't commit to one side.

I wonder what switched him over.

A gay Paulo massage therapist?
Did he go to a lot of musicals?
Was he eating a Costco hot dog and have a revelation?
Or just too much time sucking off the dems?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)

Never go to a Lindsey Graham BBQ...the hotdogs taste like sh*t...

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (l3cgK)

251 209 Guess this rules out Barry Manilow keeping a secret quiet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 22, 2026 02:05 PM (gm9Sb)

But I thought he was into Mandy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:07 PM (l3cgK)

..Patinkin.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (08OqX)

252 >>>“My child coughed once last night, he needs an antibiotic” season is upon us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 01:59 PM (OFk33)

======

If I had a nickle for every time my kids thought they had strep.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (QFchU)

253 Yabba Dabba Abdul...lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (fD97E)

254 So they needed to trot out their old plow horse of "how can you Christians vote for a sinner!!" ploy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc)
---
Is Jesus on the ballot?!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (Fi81e)

255 You know who else lied about their age to get paid?

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)

256 So they needed to trot out their old plow horse of "how can you Christians vote for a sinner!!" ploy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc)

It’s sad but some religious Christians are not immune to this kind of influence. I have a friend in Texas… some people in his church (devout good folks) who’ve said they’re struggling with who to vote for between Paxton and Talarico because… Paxton’s marital infidelities

It’s retarded I know but they exist

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (PlkPS)

257 Looks like the bottom story of the day.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (eGzf1)

258 The funny part is most people don’t know or care that Bessent is gay. People who don’t know are like- why should I care. The man is a savage. Same with Ric Grenell.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (63An5)

259 I give to you

ROCK HUDSON

shocked I know. He is finished in Hollyweird

That is all.

Now back to your regularly scheduled buggery
Posted by: Rick in SK

Rock Hudson had Neighbors up the ass.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

260 We Christians always have to vote for sinners.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (OlzlW)
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:11 PM (fD97E)

261 >> Looks like the bottom story of the day

The end is near.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2026 02:11 PM (63An5)

262 Today's word of the day at Aos:

Lingus

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 02:11 PM (n5tGW)

263 236 Something sex work is work something love is love h8r something something
Posted by: FeatherBlade

I just finished the history of the Byzantine Empire that my son gave me for Christmas. It was really good, but the author used that annoying term "sex worker" to describe the pre-imperial career of Empress Theodora, Justinian I's wife.

Grrr. Just call her a "prostitute" and be done with it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

Whore is better; more biblical. Or Harlot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

264 I'm pretty naive, so I could easily be wrong, but it seems to me that it is fairly uncommon for heterosexual widowers and bachelors to hire prostitutes.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (2ap+5)

265 What’s the play here, is this meant to distract from brotherf$cker Ilhan Omar’s scandals?

Because the ‘you have deviants on your side, too’ is not the “own” you think it is, Cenk.

*ahem*

I QUESTION THE TIMING (tm)!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (4KUe5)

266 Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

267 So they needed to trot out their old plow horse of "how can you Christians vote for a sinner!!" ploy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc)
---
Is Jesus on the ballot?!
---
Why are you attacking James Talarico's faith?!
/s/ Erick Erickson

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (3cUTc)

268 >> Rock Hudson had Neighbors up the ass.

You don't even want to hear about that Dash Riprock. Poor Elly May

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (w6EFb)

269 240 But I thought he was into Mandy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

More like Rico.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (6vuXd)

So he was the one with yellow feathers in his hair?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (l3cgK)

270 Right now he's on top.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (88C+u)

271 266 Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (+gK6I)

272 Whore is better; more biblical. Or Harlot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeah, but it was written by an academic. He's gotta keep it fairly high-toned.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

273 I thought he was delivering McCain's eulogy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (hxMfc)

274 Whore is better; more biblical. Or Harlot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

Harlot's my go-to slur for these decadent sloots.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (oPFtC)

275 Yeah, as Christians, do we vote for the guy who is a sinner, but won't throw us in the gulag or put us against the wall for our beliefs or do we vote for the guy who will do all of those things because of our beliefs?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (eGzf1)

276
Chunk Hunger looks like Sloth from The Goonies. Having sex with him is bestiality. It's self-interest.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:49 PM (5FlBj)




Chunk and Ron Jeremy are running neck and neck on the "Please, for the love of all that is holy, if the choice is between banging him and undergoing a traditional mohammedan female circumcision, here's a piece of broken Coke bottle" sweepstakes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (y9nCu)

277 *peeks in*

Posted by: Robert Reed at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (6vuXd)

278 266 Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Piper

funny how the image of lesbian pron dies quickly when faced with the reality of that statement

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (6qaAp)

279 I could have been friends with with Lindsey, but we would have never been bathtub companions. Dude was sleazy and I'm not gay.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (cJOax)

280 More perversion… whatever happened to Mr Kristi Noem and his huge fake breasts?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (PlkPS)

281 Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

I would like to offer her the dignity and privacy that she and her fellow travelers have offered their political adversaries.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (ldlqW)

282 When I heard that Manilow got his start playing bathhouses, "Mandy" took on a whole new possibility for me.

Even when I took Manilow for straight, I always thought the weird shift to the external "man, face pressed to a window" was a weird way to suddenly shift to the third person about himself, who "remember[ed] all my life..." just a line before.

So he told us, before he told us. In his landmark hit.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

283 Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Piper

Well, to be fair, what man would want her? Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

284
Basically the "I'm not gonna sit here and let you insult the United States of America" defense. And libs are saying he pwned him. It turns out you can just say things.
Posted by: ...

==============

Ohhh god that one, too. Trump said Ilhan never heard of "the right to free speech" and "freedom of religion" until she weaponized them to shut down her critics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (mmrXZ)

285 257 Looks like the bottom story of the day.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:10 PM (eGzf1)


And we have a THREADWINNER!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (xhfG9)

286 Who's Jeff Gannon?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (2ocoG)

287 Both CNN and MSNow had segments yesterday on how nasty and mean the Republicans are getting as the midterms draw near.

I'm just glad this wasn't about anyone decent.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (Sco7b)

288 I have been listening to John MacArthur’s sermon series on Romans 13 from 1985. Every word of it could be preached next Sunday.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (OFk33)

289 Cenk : look which just outed a dead guy. It's not like we threw him off a roof or something

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (vJPf4)

290 >>Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.

I find it hard to believe that there are 2 people on earth who would have sex with that snaggle toothed, mayonnaise hair gel martian.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)

291 245 When does Schumer come clean that his wife is a tranny?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:09

Sometimes people are just more than unfortunate looking. They are simply ugly. Not any of us, naturally. But some people.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

292 Black turnout in GA continues to collapse:

"@TonerousHyus
·
8m
Georgia turnout today is very terrible btw. Dems really have seemingly suppressed their own voters with their media hyping up flipping Kansas

12:30pm -52.148 ( Down 44% from last Thursday)

White: 60.2%
Black: 24.3% !!!"

Black turnout should be 30% or so total through EV to give Ossoff a comfortable enough position to win. I think that we're getting close to black burnout being 30% through all of EV now with another couple weeks left of early voting where it keeps going down every day.

The only question now is: how low can it go?

(And, yeah, we're seeing similar things develop in NC, but it's on a different timeline and further back in the process.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qGAQr)

293 Have we ever had nine flaming skulls before?

Kinda a queer subject to have flamers like that.

Oh, wait. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (V8Zwm)

294 NINE!!

NINE FLAMING SKULLS!!!!!

AAAAH, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.... (peals of thunder)

Posted by: THE COUNT at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

295 *peeks in*
Posted by: Robert Reed


Hey, call me!
-- Dick Sargent

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (77rzZ)

296 Yeah, as Christians, do we vote for the guy who is a sinner, but won't throw us in the gulag or put us against the wall for our beliefs or do we vote for the guy who will do all of those things because of our beliefs?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:13 PM (eGzf1)
---
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory.

Posted by: James Talarico at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)

297 funny how the image of lesbian pron dies quickly when faced with the reality of that statement
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2026 02:14 PM (6qaAp)


Rep. Boebert would like a word

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (xhfG9)

298 You came
and you gave
without taking

but I sent you away, Oh Mandami.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (n5tGW)

299 After Mr. Eyemakeup McBroccoliHead on X dropped this bombshell, I am now going to vote straight Democrat Socialist and will from henceforth be known as Commie McStalinpants.

My. Whole. World. Is. SHATTERED!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (YVxq2)

300 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qGAQr)

All good news but remember turnout is not the same as number of votes.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (ldlqW)

301 So Lindsey Graham bought sex...Did that make him a buy-sexual?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

302 Numbers go beyond four?

Posted by: eMudhra at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (88C+u)

303 Sometimes people are just more than unfortunate looking. They are simply ugly. Not any of us, naturally. But some people.
Posted by: Piper

It's mighty hard to be humble when one is as pretty or handsome as the normal Moron or 'Ette.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (V8Zwm)

304 Who's Jeff Gannon?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (2ocoG)
---
John Gulch's pickup persona.

Posted by: James Talarico at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (Fi81e)

305 I remember Ace doing an exponentially rising flaming skull day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (n5tGW)

306 Numbers go beyond four?

Posted by: eMudhra at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (88C+u)
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Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Ilhan Elmo at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

307 Rep. Boebert would like a word
Posted by: blaster

been waiting with baited breath for the report of a Boebert/Palin scissor fest

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (6qaAp)

308 I thought the biggest absolute sin in the world was outing anyone as gay

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (enNUy)

309 300 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qGAQr)

All good news but remember turnout is not the same as number of votes.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (ldlqW)

========

Then there's no hope and we might as well just kill ourselves.

Listen, you can accept that 2024 wasn't an intentional loss on the Democrat's part and that fighting back by the RNC worked to blunt it, and that without the DOJ or money advantage, then Democrats can't make the situation from 2024 better, or you can think that Democrats intentionally gave up the imperial presidency and all of its powers so they could do impeachment theater...maybe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (qGAQr)

310 Q: What do Lenny Bias and Rock Hudson have in common?

A: Both got hold of some bad Crack.


(I'm a recycler from the '80s)

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (fem4Z)

311 I'm not ugly, more interesting looking.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (ldlqW)

312 >> If you see any brother or sister commit a sin that does not lead to death, you should pray and God will give them life. I refer to those whose sin does not lead to death. There is a sin that leads to death. I am not saying that you should pray about that.

1 John 5:16

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (AbEE/)

313 You're gonna wear out the skull....

That's what Lindsey said

Posted by: weew at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (9TspW)

314 So Lindsey Graham bought sex...Did that make him a buy-sexual?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)
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You'll be happy to know I ordered the veal.

Posted by: Ilhan Elmo at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

315 Numbers go beyond four?
Posted by: eMudhra at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (88C+u)
___

Isn't India supposedly so full of geniuses?

And yet...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (fD97E)

316 Flaming skulls for a flamer. Appropriate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (vJPf4)

317 I have a face for ham radio.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (OFk33)

318 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (qGAQr)

Dear Lord, relax, my friend. I said nothing about no hope and even noted you were providing good news. Chill.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (ldlqW)

319 Ace, shouldn't those have been RAINBOW skulls??

The only thing that could have made this more awesome is if it happened during Pride Month....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (wtvvX)

320 At least Graham voted right most of the time.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (Dd7BU)

321 So Lindsey Graham bought sex...Did that make him a buy-sexual?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

True story: I once met a guy who was a Civil-War reenactor. He play both Union soldiers and Confederates.

He referred to himself as "bi-sectional."

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

322
It's mighty hard to be humble when one is as pretty or handsome as the normal Moron or 'Ette.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (V8Zwm)

__________

*tosses magnificent coiffure*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (eRlcH)

323 PS. eMudhra is exiting the TLS security cert business, and will now concentrate on enterprise solutions and "trust" outside of TLS.
I think that trust my be hard to earn back.

Posted by: 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, and 237 at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (88C+u)

324 So when asked by the Press, all his sister has to say is 'Not to my knowledge', and they will drop the subject.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (iMotb)

325 317 I have a face for ham radio.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Someone say ham?

Posted by: Momma Cass at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (6qaAp)

326
There's enough lesbians in congress to form their own caucus.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Y8DZL)

327 303 Sometimes people are just more than unfortunate looking. They are simply ugly. Not any of us, naturally. But some people.
Posted by: Piper

It's mighty hard to be humble when one is as pretty or handsome as the normal Moron or 'Ette.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 02:17 PM (V8Zwm)


Also when you're perfect in e-ver-y way.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (odBC9)

328 I thought the biggest absolute sin in the world was outing anyone as gay

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM (enNUy)
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This is in service to the Democratic cause, though.

Posted by: Stymied Look at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

329 320 At least Graham voted right most of the time.
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 02:19 PM (Dd7BU)

And Trump didn't have a more loyal friend

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (+gK6I)

330 “Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material.”

Do you also know what else he was handling? Another man’s junk——gasp!

Posted by: Grump at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (/J697)

331 Obligatory:

"So close to PRIDE month?"

Posted by: Minuteman at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (47/pr)

332 Republicans are going to show up for Senator Husted (fingers crossed), but Vivek, I fear, is in trouble.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (2ap+5)

333 Senator Graham, did you have sex with make escorts?

Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (viF8m)

334 I thought the biggest absolute sin in the world was outing anyone as gay
Posted by: nckate


That was last week. And will be next week, to protect our allies. But it is not this week when we need to use it against our enemies.

Posted by: Democrats everywhere at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (vJrRc)

335 It's mighty hard to be humble when one is as pretty or handsome as the normal Moron or 'Ette.
Posted by: Tonypete


We can't wait to look in the mirror!
We get better looking each day ...

Posted by: Adriane the Good Old Days Music Critic . . . at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (3ZUWJ)

336 326
There's enough lesbians in congress to form their own caucus.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Y8DZL)

Is the the AOS HQ approved term for a group of lesbians? A caucus? Ironic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:21 PM (l3cgK)

337 What do Rock Hudson and botulism have in common?
Too much bad meat in the can

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:21 PM (vJPf4)

338 331 Obligatory:

"So close to PRIDE month?"
Posted by: Minuteman at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (47/pr)

Ha!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:21 PM (odBC9)

339 It's hilarious that Harry Sisson, the gayest Democrat influencer there is, got the "scoop" on this.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

340 332 Republicans are going to show up for Senator Husted (fingers crossed), but Vivek, I fear, is in trouble.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (2ap+5)

The add with the Mother I fear backfired...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (+gK6I)

341 It's mighty hard to be humble when one is as pretty or handsome as the normal Moron or 'Ette.
Posted by: Tonypete

Let's just hopes it's the 'Ettes who are pretty.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

342 I am not a fag, I'm dead.

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, outed homosexual at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (8EQTH)

343 White: 60.2%
Black: 24.3% !!!"

Black turnout should be 30% or so total through EV to give Ossoff a comfortable enough position to win. I think that we're getting close to black burnout being 30% through all of EV now with another couple weeks left of early voting where it keeps going down every day.

The only question now is: how low can it go?

(And, yeah, we're seeing similar things develop in NC, but it's on a different timeline and further back in the process.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qGAQr)
_____

I think we get that seat too. I think we're all gonna be very happy on November 4.

The idea that the Dums can take the Senate was always pure wishcasting and an op. We got the Senate in the bag and I think we pickup a few seats.

I think we hold the House and maybe even pick up a few seats there too. Black turnout seems to be down across the board. Without them, there is no Democrap party.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

344 339 It's hilarious that Harry Sisson, the gayest Democrat influencer there is, got the "scoop" on this.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

I don't want to know what he's been scooping...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)

345 Posted by: tcn in AK at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (EiePB)

May you both be Blessed with Health & healing.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (3ZUWJ)

346 >> Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.”

Matthew 7:3-5

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (AbEE/)

347 332 Republicans are going to show up for Senator Husted (fingers crossed), but Vivek, I fear, is in trouble.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 22, 2026 02:20 PM (2ap+5)

=======

He'll run behind, but I doubt Vivek loses.

OH is VERY Republican, and the objections to him seem to amount to online narratives without huge purchase in the real world beyond the tech sector (the H-1B thing) while he seems to have run a decent campaign.

Also, Acton is a crazy lady who was a public face of COVID tyranny in the state.

I think Democrats would have a better chance with another candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (qGAQr)

348
"No kiss goodnight?"

"Like I don't know where those lips have been?"

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (Y8DZL)

349 been waiting with baited breath for the report of a Boebert/Palin scissor fest

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2026 02:18 PM 

Rose DeLauro (sp?), Hilary, Nancy, Mooch and Lightfoot.

Back to lawns.


MSNow - Voter enthusiasm down among young republicans. I really need some of what they are taking.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (Sco7b)

350 Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.

So wait, there was more than one person who wanted to see that naked?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (2ocoG)

351
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me

Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
---

Translation: Barry was the bottom.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

352 343 I think we get that seat too. I think we're all gonna be very happy on November 4.

The idea that the Dums can take the Senate was always pure wishcasting and an op. We got the Senate in the bag and I think we pickup a few seats.

I think we hold the House and maybe even pick up a few seats there too. Black turnout seems to be down across the board. Without them, there is no Democrap party.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

=========

Ossoff going from "not-Kamala" #3 to "ex-senator Ossoff" because DNI knocked on Fulton County's door would be...

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (qGAQr)

353 14 Debbie Wassername Schmutz puts on her finest dress to greet Bill for a rally
x.com DWStweets/status/2113010374416941563
This is not AI.
Posted by: you know how easy / it is to please me at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (88C+u)

They make such a cute couple!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (odBC9)

354 So wait, there was more than one person who wanted to see that naked?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (2ocoG)

Can you imagine that bush

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (ldlqW)

355 love is love

Posted by: Paul at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (wKGPt)

356 Well, this is a surprise!

Posted by: Larry Craig at October 22, 2026 02:23 PM (kGIXB)

357 Tomorrow's headline from "The Young Turks":

BREAKING NEWS: Fire is Hot! You might burn yourself!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2026 02:04 PM (qx7Zg)

Nope. Chunky Grr actually thinks he's scoring mad street cred with this, so look for it to be a weekly thing, where he outs dead gays as...gay...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (08OqX)

358 Did we ever get a flaming skull in a pudding cup?

I can't remember.

I think we did.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (3cUTc)

359 Black turnout should be 30% or so total through EV to give Ossoff a comfortable enough position to win. I think that we're getting close to black burnout being 30% through all of EV now with another couple weeks left of early voting where it keeps going down every day.

The only question now is: how low can it go?

(And, yeah, we're seeing similar things develop in NC, but it's on a different timeline and further back in the process.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qGAQr)


Heeeere we come to save the daaaaaaay!

Posted by: Post Election Ballot Harvesters at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (r7+Q7)

360 271 266 Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Debby Wasserman Schultz would like privacy as her husband divorces her due to her lesbian affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026

I read it in the internet, it must be true! It’s all over X, but I didn’t bother to check the sources because I didn’t really care.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

361 I think we get that seat too. I think we're all gonna be very happy on November 4.
___

I'm going to be happy regardless of what happens November 3rd.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (fD97E)

362 And this is revealed on National Nut Day, too!

Posted by: Peter North at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (pnhpK)

363 I'm the Ron Luciano of Morons: Face made for radio and a voice made for mime.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (eGzf1)

364 359 Heeeere we come to save the daaaaaaay!

Posted by: Post Election Ballot Harvesters at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (r7+Q7)

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The FBI under Todd Blanche might have a word about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (qGAQr)

365 I saw an anecdote that some Republican attack lines aren't hitting as hard as they should because LIVs don't believe actual things Dems say and do are real and assume they must be fake which is astounding...the Dems are getting away with being insane because people don't believe anyone could be that insane

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

366 Hey! At least no one called Lindsay Lindsay Fag.

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag, homosexual at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (8EQTH)

367 I thought the world's oldest Confirmed Bachelor was knee-deep in cooter!

Only in between repairs on the General Lee.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (l7wJ6)

368 Let’s use a Clinton favorite:

This is old news. What the people want is for us to get back to talking about what’s important: stopping fraud in government entitlements, controlling our borders, and American jobs and prosperity!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)

369 I shan't believe it! I shan't!

Posted by: Joe Dickerson at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (uXVRY)

370 I'm going to be happy regardless of what happens November 3rd.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (fD97E)

A nice side effect of this is that nothing upsets a commie more.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (ldlqW)

371 365 I saw an anecdote that some Republican attack lines aren't hitting as hard as they should because LIVs don't believe actual things Dems say and do are real and assume they must be fake which is astounding...the Dems are getting away with being insane because people don't believe anyone could be that insane

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

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That was a story that came out late in the last cycle. Is it popping up again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (qGAQr)

372 Lindsay wasn't a Young Turk, He was an Old Turk.

Posted by: HARRY ZIMM at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (LBj9x)

373 I'm going to be happy regardless of what happens November 3rd.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (fD97E)
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Everything works to His greater good.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (eGzf1)

374 This means Donald Trump is removed from office immediately and Hillary Clinton is installed, right?

I mean, it's NOT like Barney Frank's boyfriend getting caught running a gay escort service out of his house and absolutely nothing at all happening about it.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (2jS/1)

375 THIS from a supporter eejit of the Dim party who support (I may forget something):

Gays in all their 5billion genders,Trans support with surgeries,Pedos, Sex trafficking of minors with illegals

Politicians:

Clintons in Oral Office and pedo island
Bob Menendez, underage prostitutes in Dominican Rep
JFK capers in the WH
Ted Kennedy and another Senator sandwiching waitress
Ted Kennedy leaving a girl to drown he was diddling
Standard hotel capers: Ed Buck -> Ted Lieu
Adam Schiff
Anthony Weiner
Charles Rangel's corruption
Maxine Waters' corruption

I'm sure there is much more regarding their fine Dim party. This is all from memory.

All they've got is a dead GOP Senator, who can't fight back, and his sex choice.

What happened to love is love?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (hzuYO)

376 And this is revealed on National Nut Day, too!

Posted by: Peter North at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (pnhpK)
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I'll inform the wife.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

377
I'm going to be happy regardless of what happens November 3rd.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (fD97E)

Yeah.. I just want it to be over

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (+gK6I)

378 >> I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live.

Ecclesiastes 3:13

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (AbEE/)

379 You know, Liberals really don't possess a sense of humor or a concept of sarcasm, and ACE's post here is probably being celebrated over at Young Turks as a "mission accomplished". They're breaking out the kale smoothies as we type.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (dIske)

380 14 Debbie Wassername Schmutz puts on her finest dress to greet Bill for a rally
x.com DWStweets/status/2113010374416941563
This is not AI.
Posted by: you know how easy / it is to please me at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (88C+u)

That mouth is a Black N Decker pecker wrecker

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

381 WOW - this should cause you to reevaluate both your religion to see if it's biblically legitimate and also what are the values held by your world view versus what your political loyalties are.

https://tinyurl.com/42z3w9rx

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (fD97E)

382 Seriously, do they think this was some kind of secret?

Literally EVERYBODY knew he was gay.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 22, 2026 02:27 PM (setIA)

383 I think the donks intentionally let Harris lose because she would have been more damaging than a Trump win.

But they assumed they would have the house and senate. Casey, Tester and uhhhhhh, one other name escaping me, were surprise losses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:27 PM (OFk33)

384 This is old news. What the people want is for us to get back to talking about what’s important: stopping fraud in government entitlements, controlling our borders, and American jobs and prosperity!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
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"That's not something the people of Michigan care about!" -- Allihu Ackbar Sayid

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

385 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (hzuYO)

It's just about getting Republican Gay in the headlines. They know voters like the strong horse and that's usually a masculine horse.

They are projecting power and masculinity for their side.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:28 PM (ldlqW)

386 Tim Dillon did a funny "impression" of Graham. I put that it in quotes because it's like his "impression" of Meghan McCain, in that it sounds nothing like him, but is still hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 02:28 PM (BI5O2)

387 I mean, it's NOT like Barney Frank's boyfriend getting caught running a gay escort service out of his house and absolutely nothing at all happening about it.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (2jS/1)

*********
I can't believe I forgot Barney Fwank in my list!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (hzuYO)

388 Literally EVERYBODY knew he was gay.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 22, 2026 02:27 PM (setIA)
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I didn't care enough to "know".

I cared more about him squishing--and his war-hawking.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (Fi81e)

389 Not ugly, but "looks-positive"

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (fem4Z)

390 They are projecting power and masculinity for their side.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:28 PM (ldlqW)
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That's why I'm running in Texas.

Yeeehawwww!

Posted by: James Talerico at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (eGzf1)

391 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:27 PM (OFk33)

Nah. Trump beat her dopey Indian ass back to Jamaica. Anyone else would have lost.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (ldlqW)

392 Elric and TJM are liars.

All the polls show blacks and youth are going to turn out for 10th year of voting against Trump at the same levels as the first year!

Just because this is the 10th Anniversary of Hate Trump and the Dems have run on nothing else for 10 years does not mean that this year--more than ever before!--they are not motivated to turn out to stop Trump.

Blue Supernova!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (3cUTc)

393 I'm sure most Dems knew Lindsay was gay. This is a big nothingburger of a popcorn fart

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (vJPf4)

394 Remember the completely naked dem twink getting banged in the ass on video in a meeting room on capital hill? Nothing shocks anymore.

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (enNUy)

395 Waiting for Barak
to die to
find out about his wife.
If Hillary couldn’t suicide him, he might just be immortal. Like, er, Satan.

Posted by: epador at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (TRnzq)

396 383 I think the donks intentionally let Harris lose because she would have been more damaging than a Trump win.

But they assumed they would have the house and senate. Casey, Tester and uhhhhhh, one other name escaping me, were surprise losses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:27 PM (OFk33)

=======

They tore up constitutional order to get Biden in and then torpedoed the party's image to import 20 million illegals.

Democrats fight for power to wield. They don't do tactical retreats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (qGAQr)

397 It's kind of like when I heard that Rob Halford of Judas Priest was gay. Like yeah, and?

Posted by: Frank Rizzo at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (kdVl9)

398 I bet the Confederates knew James Buchanan was gay, and used that blackmail info to keep him from doing anything when they seceded.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)

399 I'm sure most Dems knew Lindsay was gay. This is a big nothingburger of a popcorn fart

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (vJPf4)
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I'm sure this was DC's hold over him and why he was a serial squish.

Since it affected nothing, they probably allowed him to grandstand at the Kavanagh hearings and the like.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

400 nckate, I was quite content in forgetting that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (fD97E)

401 392 Elric and TJM are liars.

All the polls show blacks and youth are going to turn out for 10th year of voting against Trump at the same levels as the first year!

Just because this is the 10th Anniversary of Hate Trump and the Dems have run on nothing else for 10 years does not mean that this year--more than ever before!--they are not motivated to turn out to stop Trump.

Blue Supernova!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (3cUTc)

=======

They'll show up at 2022 levels!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (qGAQr)

402 400

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (odBC9)

403
The FBI under Todd Blanche might have a word about that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (qGAQr)

Man, I hope so. Trump 2.0 is MUCH better at legal battlefield prep. I just have faith in the Ds to push it way past anything reasonable.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (r7+Q7)

404 hey re: the sidebar - I'm in PA! we are excited about being allowed stills!

we struggle getting good booze around here, thanks PLCB asshats

lol seriously I have made my own I didn't actually know it was illegal or anything! oops

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (qBivk)

405 394 Remember the completely naked dem twink getting banged in the ass on video in a meeting room on capital hill? Nothing shocks anymore.
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM

Yes, funny that. Their disgusting acts are love but a dead republican must be destroyed for the same acts that they're totally cool with, hater.

Repressive tolerance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (ZxgqD)

406 Remember the completely naked dem twink getting banged in the ass on video in a meeting room on capital hill? Nothing shocks anymore.
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (enNUy)
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Luggage thief freak in the Biden administration.

Tattooed bondage Satanist freak in Health and Human services I think it was. Or maybe CDC. Can't remember.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (eGzf1)

407 Just drove my boyfriend's Subaru thru front door of our fave Starbucks. Poopy...

Posted by: Ray Coniff-American at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (j46Hn)

408 I sense a touch, a tiny touch, of sarcasm. Barely snark.

LMFAO

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (RORbl)

409 393 I'm sure most Dems knew Lindsay was gay.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (vJPf4)

Or most Dems presumed Lindsey was gay.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (odBC9)

410 Wasn't Jeff Gannon the Quarterback for the Raiders?

/that guy

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (TN0g+)

411
Let’s use a Clinton favorite:

This is old news. What the people want is for us to get back to talking about what’s important: stopping fraud in government entitlements, controlling our borders, and American jobs and prosperity!!
Posted by: Lizzy

==============

That's another one I hate. "Forget about the implications for my honesty and a single thing I ever tell you -- let's get back to saving children!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (mmrXZ)

412 402 400
Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (odBC9)
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Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (Fi81e)

413 Thick thick thick sarc. Love it. Big momma thic

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (0UCkt)

414
That mouth is a Black N Decker pecker wrecker
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

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I should not laugh, yet I did.

I refer to her as Debbie Washerwoman Shitz

Her hair! I have curly hair (that I straighten) and I, at least, wash it now and then!

Her's looks like she combs motor oil into it as a conditioner. On top of everything else horrid.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (hzuYO)

415 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qGAQr)

All good news but remember turnout is not the same as number of votes.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:16 PM (ldlqW)
==
I had a similar reaction to your post as TJM did, but I understand your point as you explained.

I am also not willing to get too excited - but the trends are moving very strongly in only one direction. The normal cheat centers are under DOJ watch. I guess the only thing we could get sideswiped by is if EV has changed significantly as an indicator from the last few cycles - nothing in politics is stagnant - or if there is still a way to get massive mail in votes inserted when the eyes are much sharper. Because it looks like it is going to have to be massive mail ins to make up the growing distance.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (7/DDO)

416 @406 I think that was Biden's monkey pox czar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (vJPf4)

417 Wasn't Jeff Gannon the Quarterback for the Raiders?

/that guy
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (TN0g+)
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That's Rich Gannon.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (fD97E)

418 That mouth is a Black N Decker pecker wrecker
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura

She can eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (6vuXd)

419 Remember the completely naked dem twink getting banged in the ass on video in a meeting room on capital hill? Nothing shocks anymore.
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (enNUy)
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Luggage thief freak in the Biden administration.

Tattooed bondage Satanist freak in Health and Human services I think it was. Or maybe CDC. Can't remember.
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75-year old geezer wearing a dress pretending to be some sort of "officer" for some bullshit government position.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (TN0g+)

420 Huh. I thought being gay was a badge of honor.

Or are we not supposed to care.

Shit. I’m so confused.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (NOlOe)

421 That's another one I hate. "Forget about the implications for my honesty and a single thing I ever tell you -- let's get back to saving children!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (mmrXZ)
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They play to their tribe.

Democratic politics is the biggest form of tribalism in a century when it was the party for the white guy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

422 If Hillary couldn’t suicide him, he might just be immortal. Like, er, Satan.
Posted by: epador

--He may be a legit high level warlock.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (fem4Z)

423
*peeks in*
Posted by: Robert Reed

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Welcome!

Posted by: David Souter at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (mmrXZ)

424 421 They play to their tribe.

Democratic politics is the biggest form of tribalism in a century when it was the party for the white guy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

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Playing to a tribe > Acting like there is no tribe and importing people who definitely do have tribes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (qGAQr)

425 They'll show up at 2022 levels!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:31 PM (qGAQr)

__________________________

Do you think the black vote is direct or "indirect"? I'm convinced that a vast majority of blacks don't vote at all, and that they are the staple for applied fraud (early morning bulk drops). Their vote is not nearly as important as their registration.

I've lived in some predominately black neighborhoods up in Boston, and Philly. I never ever saw more than 2 or 3 people at the precinct on election day.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

426 That mouth is a Black N Decker pecker wrecker

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2026 02:26 PM (NtVYv)
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Does it take an 18V or a 20V?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)

427 She can eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Step off, Bitch. This is my corner.
-- AOC

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

428 Tattooed bondage Satanist freak in Health and Human services I think it was. Or maybe CDC. Can't remember.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:32 PM (eGzf1)


That weirdo perv in the Biden administration.

You're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (xhfG9)

429 One problem is that this revelation might bring out the Deceased-American electorate for the Democrat

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 02:36 PM (88C+u)

430 Remember the completely naked dem twink getting banged in the ass on video in a meeting room on capital hill? Nothing shocks anymore.
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:29 PM (enNUy)
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Luggage thief freak in the Biden administration.

Tattooed bondage Satanist freak in Health and Human services I think it was. Or maybe CDC. Can't remember.
-----

75-year old geezer wearing a dress pretending to be some sort of "officer" for some bullshit government position.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 02:34 PM (TN0g+)
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But Lindsey Graham's closet door being opened after he's dead is totes alarming and should put us off the GOP forever.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 22, 2026 02:36 PM (eGzf1)

431 (Record scratches stopping the music)

(Glass drops and breaks on ground)

(Lady faints from shock)

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 02:36 PM (78mYQ)

432 I love how these retards are so Concerned! that a gay dude was *gasp* privy to top secret material.

I guess they forgot that leather fag who was head of what was it, nuclear research? For starters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 02:36 PM (jb8Ss)

433 Christy Blinkly:

Barney Frank’s lover running a gay brothel out of Frank’s house

Gay Dem staffer having sex with other staffers within the House/Senate chambers - and freaking filming it!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:37 PM (4KUe5)

434 Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (7/DDO)

I was mostly just making a joke about The Cheat, which must always be on our radar.

Months back I predicted we hold House and Senate and have not revised, and only also that Sayed wins or "wins". And have not revised.

So it's not like I've been going around screaming all is lost and we are gonna lose. I have made exactly two predictions. I think Talarico loses too but that's hardly a prediction. But I will forever be on high alert for The Cheat.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:37 PM (ldlqW)

435 In case anyone missed it:

https://youtu.be/PFGyhSifqzA&t=9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:37 PM (826kS)

436 >>That's Rich Gannon.

Jerry Callo not Jerry Gallo.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 02:37 PM (viF8m)

437 The problem is that Harris would have demanded to govern. There is no way she would roll over and gave up power to autopen staffers.

And holy shit, 4 years of autopen staffers was a nightmare. Could you imagine 4 years of Kammy governing as Kammy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 02:37 PM (OFk33)

438 425 Do you think the black vote is direct or "indirect"? I'm convinced that a vast majority of blacks don't vote at all, and that they are the staple for applied fraud (early morning bulk drops). Their vote is not nearly as important as their registration.

I've lived in some predominately black neighborhoods up in Boston, and Philly. I never ever saw more than 2 or 3 people at the precinct on election day.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

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Well, there was a story yesterday about how ballot harvesting operations have 40% budget shortfalls, so that sort of thing is part of it.

The other is genuine black turnout issues. Boomer blacks are the most loyal, and they're dying. Younger generations vote at far lower rates. Blacks have also been shafted more than once in the Democrat primaries this year in very public fashion, mostly with Crockett in TX, and I assume it's having a knock on effect across the national black community telling them to check out because the D party doesn't appreciate them.

Also, several years of the D party publicly making it clear that illegals and Muslims are more important now.

They're not turning R. They're just checking out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 02:37 PM (qGAQr)

439 Wonder what the NYT will do with this.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:38 PM (odBC9)

440 I'm going to be happy regardless of what happens November 3rd.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:24 PM (fD97E)

A nice side effect of this is that nothing upsets a commie more.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 02:25 PM (ldlqW)
==
When Obama won again - I was depressed for about 60 seconds. I then said fuck him, me and my family are going to just fine.

And we did.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 22, 2026 02:38 PM (7/DDO)

441 "Forget about the implications for my honesty and a single thing I ever tell you -- let's get back to saving children!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 02:33 PM (mmrXZ)
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Yeah!

Posted by: Cora, Dawson and Callan at October 22, 2026 02:38 PM (ldlqW)

442 Remember when Fred Schneider came out, and everyone was like "The hell you say!"

Posted by: Jetto at October 22, 2026 02:38 PM (5McU1)

443 433 Christy Blinkly:

Barney Frank’s lover running a gay brothel out of Frank’s house

Gay Dem staffer having sex with other staffers within the House/Senate chambers - and freaking filming it!

Posted by: Lizzy
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Forget not, the Republican Speaker of the House & Frank Luntz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (826kS)

444 When you point out that DSA are "socialists", they quickly stress "DEMOCRATIC!"

Like they're letting the people vote on whether or not to shuffle the Constitution and eliminate the division of powers, that they are planning behind the scenes.

That would at least be closer to "democratic".

But no, it's "Affordability"--like Biden didn't track that down and strangle it with exercise bands for four years.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

445 Next, you'll be telling me Obama hangs out in bath houses, killed his gay lover/chef, and Mike has a dick!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (vN3wy)

446 Pretty sure Swalwell’s affair with Fan Bing Bing was a security risk. Was he even removed from the House Intelligence Committee after that? Nope

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (4KUe5)

447 Posted by: Cora, Dawson and Callan at October 22, 2026 02:38 PM (ldlqW)

awww

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (odBC9)

448 This was probably stated buy I will restate it, as big of a deusche Graham was, this bullsh*t coming out now is cowardly and unseemly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)

449 Next you'll be telling us hitler was gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 22, 2026 02:40 PM (NDONG)

450 >>> 244 Was anyone on Earth actualy surprised by this revelation?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2026 02:09 PM (rXdNI)













Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 22, 2026 02:40 PM (jb8Ss)

451 Barney Frank’s lover running a gay brothel out of Frank’s house
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From what I heard, that's just Frank letting his twink be the fall guy.

Frank was pimping out his twinks.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:40 PM (Fi81e)

452 By "democratic" socialism they mean to kill all who won't vote for it.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 02:40 PM (Ae6Br)

453 He was the Secret Senator from Twilight.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2026 02:40 PM (FhXTo)

454 Grennell.
Bessent.
Presser.
The guy who started "Walk Away."

Doing great work.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 22, 2026 02:40 PM (47/pr)

455 This was probably stated buy I will restate it, as big of a deusche Graham was, this bullsh*t coming out now is cowardly and unseemly.

Wait, he was German?

Posted by: Jetto at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (5McU1)

456 Forget not, the Republican Speaker of the House & Frank Luntz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (826kS)
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That's Mrs. Frank Luntz to you buddy!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (vN3wy)

457 Good grief. The Dems are desperate for control of the narrative. Do they have chance of winning any state-wide office in SC? Nope.

Minnesota Dems are a disgrace. Michigan Dems aid and abet fascists and lying liars. Dem voters are outraged that Dem operatives fed them lying lies polls. Dems think that they have NC l in a box tied with a pretty rainbow ribbon. Hahaha

Gas prices are falling. Europe is in a turmoil because of anarchists and immigrants. Iran is headed for the septic tank. And Orange Man is on the road, giving the Dems swirlies like a Viking.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)

458 After Mitch dies we'll find out he was a turtle all along

Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (enNUy)

459 Could you imagine 4 years of Kammy governing as Kammy?

The executive order on the passage of time would've been a banger.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

460 =
When Obama won again - I was depressed for about..
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I was shocked into mortal disbelief. I knew Romney won. The Nation knew Obuttfucker was a shitshow. I viewed politics and politicians and their associations differently from that day on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:42 PM (826kS)

461 deusche Graham

Deutsche Grahammophon

Posted by: that guy who's got nothing at October 22, 2026 02:42 PM (Q6P2R)

462 AoSHq stylesheet has "Barney Fwank."

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (odBC9)

463 Nude gay Muslim Brotherhood homunculus

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

464 All political predictions are like gambling on horses. Best you can consider is track odds. But Tjm is using data sources with good track records while too many folks keep relying on media and broken polling which are way too favorable to Dems and this has been true since at least the Obama years.

Senate stays GOP, governors GOP pick up one or two net, house is turning on about one dozen seats. So far gop has better ground game in most states.

Posted by: whig's phone at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (Gn28y)

465 There is NO Way I'm going to vote for his sister now. I'm going to vote for the most Democrat person ever because I'm so disappointed that Lindsay Graham never wanted to date me!

Posted by: Super SC Republican voter at October 22, 2026 02:43 PM (JrHfD)

466 461 deusche Graham

Deutsche Grahammophon
Posted by: that guy who's got nothing at October 22, 2026 02:42 PM (Q6P2R)

That was something!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (odBC9)

467 Forget not, the Republican Speaker of the House & Frank Luntz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (826kS)
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That's Mrs. Frank Luntz to you buddy!
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (vN3wy)
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Are they still bosom buddies?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (fD97E)

468 I love how Dems are posting Kalshi odds on Talarico winning and pretending it's poll results.

Posted by: Jetto at October 22, 2026 02:44 PM (5McU1)

469 Pretty sure Swalwell’s affair with Fan Bing Bing was a security risk. Was he even removed from the House Intelligence Committee after that? Nope

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2026 02:39 PM (4KUe5)
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And yet the DC IC is meh about it.

It's only those things that actually matter that matter.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

470 douche

North American English informal, derogatory
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man): that guy is such a douche

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (odBC9)

471 Know why Obuttfucker could take all kinds of slander but don't speak of his ears? Blackfolk don't have big ears they have cute tiny ears. Big ears are catcall to his whiteness.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (826kS)

472 See? I told ya so.

Posted by: Rush at October 22, 2026 02:46 PM (Ae6Br)

473 Big Mike makes good use of Barry's ears.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Jetto at October 22, 2026 02:46 PM (5McU1)

474 Know why Obuttfucker could take all kinds of slander but don't speak of his ears?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 02:45 PM (826kS)
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There's no reason for names like that!

Come on, the guy just screams "bottom!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

475 Nood Arab

Posted by: From about That Time at October 22, 2026 02:47 PM (RE0lB)

476 NOOD

Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (jb8Ss)

477 430 Remember the completely naked dem twink getting banged in the ass on video in a meeting room on capital hill? Nothing shocks anymore.


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That's where the lefties got their "J6ers shit all over the walls" thing. Every accusation is a confession with those wackos.

Posted by: Frank Rizzo at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (kdVl9)

478 After Mitch dies we'll find out he was a turtle all along
Posted by: nckate at October 22, 2026 02:41 PM (enNUy)
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You'll find out his mentoring of John Thune was a little ... unwholesome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2026 02:48 PM (nGQj1)

479 I just read that Monica caught a starfish. And she cleaned it.....with her mouth. I'll see if I can find the article.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 22, 2026 02:49 PM (XDy/U)

480 If anything it might piss off some voters in SC who wouldn't have voted. Not that they approve of gays, but picking on a dead guy is low class

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 02:57 PM (vJPf4)

481 The real scandal yet to break is a certain D Senate candidate in MI was one of the paid male prostitutes.

Posted by: epador at October 22, 2026 03:06 PM (TRnzq)

482 Is the opposite of an October Surprise an...

October Blase'?

October No-Prize?

Posted by: mngiggle at October 22, 2026 03:11 PM (UaLwK)

483 The only thing this proves is that gay men fantasize about being sodomized anally by powerful politicians. That would certainly explain Obama but still leaves Lindsey Graham off the hook, so to speak.

Posted by: wferrin at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (4WMff)

484 ... and they say Trump hates gays

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

485 I thought gayness and sex work was something to be proud of. I guess just when Dems do it.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at October 22, 2026 03:40 PM (dFG8E)

486 Why now? Doesn’t Chunk approve of gays? What am I not understanding?

Posted by: Unkaren at October 22, 2026 03:54 PM (m6fGY)

487 Do they believe this hit piece will keep his sister out of office?

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at October 22, 2026 04:18 PM (j3Fsw)

488 So the Dems now say being gay is .... BAD?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

489 Do you think the black vote is direct or "indirect"? I'm convinced that a vast majority of blacks don't vote at all, and that they are the staple for applied fraud (early morning bulk drops). Their vote is not nearly as important as their registration.

I've lived in some predominately black neighborhoods up in Boston, and Philly. I never ever saw more than 2 or 3 people at the precinct on election day.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

In Grad school I lived on the South Side of Chicago in a black area, near operation PUSH HQ. Never saw a single other voter on election days. Aldermen were getting elected with a few thousand total votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)

490 Something sex work is work something love is love h8r something something
Posted by: FeatherBlade

I just finished the history of the Byzantine Empire that my son gave me for Christmas. It was really good, but the author used that annoying term "sex worker" to describe the pre-imperial career of Empress Theodora, Justinian I's wife.

Grrr. Just call her a "prostitute" and be done with it.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

Courtesan is probably closer when she was successful the earlier years when she was doing lewd acts on a stage (supposedly) could be a different title.

Of course a lot of that comes from the snake Procopius, but you work with what you have. But histories of that era have tropes that women they mention were either saintly and perfect or more whorish that actual whores...see Messalina and her contest with the prostitute.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)

491 Never cared that he was gay, cared a whole lot that he was a war mongering McCain ass kisser who was not a true conservative.

Posted by: 42 at October 22, 2026 04:54 PM (khqLW)

492 And of course, Dem. Barney Frank's boyfriend running a male prostitution ring out of their townhouse is NEVER MENTIONED.

Posted by: Beverly at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (reMys)

493 So, is being gay a bad thing according to democrats now?

Posted by: red speck at October 22, 2026 10:05 PM (Ve/HL)

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