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Yep
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 01:13 PM (Ta4DE) 2
China is a paper dragon.
Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2026 01:14 PM (KDeM8) 3
I want some chips
Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 12, 2026 01:14 PM (jrgJz) 4
well now
Posted by: doug at November 12, 2026 01:14 PM (hS/Ow) 5
Could this be considered a corporate "color revolution"?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 01:14 PM (rbvCR) 6
A Chinese honey in every pot!
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2026 01:15 PM (/pbrl) 7
>>BREAKING: Jensen Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair
7.5 Billion. Holy shit. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 01:15 PM (k1S9h) 8
Just what the world needs -- another tech divorcee funding the commie NGOs
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 01:16 PM (Alzgn) 9
Won't be long before the libs try to force everyone to use child hair static energy.
Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:16 PM (ewaym) 10
Every tech bro is compromised by a chinese honeypot! prove me wrong...
Posted by: runner at November 12, 2026 01:16 PM (AKptf) 11
So, who got the tip to dump or short the stocks?
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at November 12, 2026 01:16 PM (2CeDH) 12
How many times do i have to say it? No yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (1z1L/) 13
I heard that stalwart of ethics Ro Khana dumped his Nvidia stock before all this news.
And they wonder why no one likes the folks sent to DC by the People. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (4q/mG) 14
Hahaha! Fruck you!
Posted by: Chairman Xi at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (Ta4DE) 15
7.5 Billion. Holy shit.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 01:15 PM (k1S9h) She must have taken a lot of thermal paste. Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (ewaym) 16
>>>The Board prioritizes U.S. national and economic security, which is paramount to the interests of NVIDIA and its shareholders.
How about prioritizing consumer video cards and driver quality, asshats. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (tJjaF) 17
I heard that stalwart of ethics Ro Khana dumped his Nvidia stock before all this news.
=== this should be talked about A LOT Posted by: runner at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (AKptf) 18
>> I heard that stalwart of ethics Ro Khana dumped his Nvidia stock before all this news.
'Just playin' those hunches, yo.' Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (k1S9h) 19
Any "independent" investigation should include whether the Chinese spy was a Panda Express 8 or an Applebees 6.
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:18 PM (TN0g+) 20
>>BREAKING: Jensen Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair
7.5 Billion. Holy shit. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 01:15 PM (k1S9h) That sounds criminal. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 01:18 PM (tJjaF) 21
I mean really, what's the point of becoming so successful that you can't have a little side piece or two.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 12, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW) 22
Almost sounds like he was in on it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 01:18 PM (Ta4DE) 23
"...Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair..."
Is that a lot? Posted by: I gotta ask at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (+rylM) 24
How about prioritizing consumer video cards and driver quality, asshats.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 01:17 PM (tJjaF) Yeah they'll get right on that. Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (ewaym) 25
And yet Bill Clinton is still married to Hillary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (/pbrl) 26
This hit my portfolio profit, even though I bought NVDA early enough to still be decently in the green.
But Mr. Huang is a schmuck. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (hJ0+9) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L) 28
"...Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair..."
Is that a lot? Posted by: I gotta ask at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (+rylM) Three 5090s at the going rate. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (tJjaF) Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (TN0g+) 30
And yet Bill Clinton is still married to Hillary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (/pbrl) Go long on lamps Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (ewaym) 31
Cute kids, though!
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (lOmwR) 32
But Mr. Huang is a schmuck.
Posted by: Biden's Dog ------ Often the case with the extremely wealthy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (XeU6L) 33
That exec was a good friend of Trump
Posted by: Paul at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (URM9z) 34
Is this fang-bang in the US? Has she been arrested?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (n5tGW) 35
Chinaman gonna Chinaman.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2026 01:21 PM (1bQDa) 36
It's worth noting he didn't resign after the Chinese spy was revealed, he resigned after it turned out he was also banging a white woman employee.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 01:21 PM (2ocoG) 37
And yet Bill Clinton is still married to Hillary.
---- I think you mean "married" to Hillary. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (TN0g+) - I think we all mean marooned with Hillary. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:21 PM (hJ0+9) 38
Democrats now hold 258 years in the yHoude
Their most in 100 years The mid terms were all about Trump Posted by: Paul at November 12, 2026 01:21 PM (URM9z) 39
see update - someone claims Ro Khanna sold all of his Nvidia stock right before the 30% drop.
Allegedly he had an insider tip on the coming scandal. Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (1wjle) 40
my cornbread has honey in it.....do I get a million?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (jrgJz) 41
The funniest thing about China running spy rings is that even with all the crap they're pulling, the nation and it's economy are falling apart. The 7% constant yearly growth was propped up by building massive amounts of apartment developments which aren't occupied and are badly constructed
Basically developing nothing runs out after a while Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (FroOw) 42
And yet Bill Clinton is still married to Hillary.
Leftist marriages are transactional. There's roughly zero chance Huma and Alex Soros have ever had sex, for instance. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG) 43
Clearly "Babylon Bee" should have published its bit on "how to know if your girlfriend is a Chinese spy"
years ago. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (JrHfD) 44
CEO of Nvidia has a higher standard of conduct then Dem rep from CA...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm) 45
Democrats now hold 258 years in the yHoude
----- This is going to be another "gubs" thread, isn't it? Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (TN0g+) 46
>>>13 I heard that stalwart of ethics Ro Khana dumped his Nvidia stock before all this news.
i just added that. Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (1wjle) 47
What a fucking retard. Bro has billions of dollars, and is CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world, and he's banging some rando chinese whore.
What could possibly go wrong? Huang has all the money and power in the world do hire teams of PIs to do deep dives on any girls he wants to fuck. Yet he's practically out their like Tiger Woods, just trolling random pussy. The Blade, he does more inquiry into his girls to root out the crazies and gold-diggers and potential Chinese spies than this multi-billionaire CEO did. Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/) 48
Jensens Huang was working overtime.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (8C1eU) 49
Leftist marriages are transactional. There's roughly zero chance Huma and Alex Soros have ever had sex, for instance.
He's gay and she's seen naked Hillary so is probably asexual now... Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (XeU6L) 51
The hysterical thing is all of the AI generated memes of Jensen and his Chinese Spy Whore, generated by NVIDIA technology no doubt.
Ironic, don't you think? Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (XV/Pl) 52
Chinaman gonna Chinaman.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats Wouldn't that be Chinaman gonna Chinawoman? Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 01:24 PM (hMMdC) 53
I just want you all to be assured that I have never had an affair with a Chinese Spy. The HQs secrets are safe.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 01:24 PM (PB58D) 54
For the Brits anyway, chips are french fries… but I don’t think we’re talking about those kinds of chips…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 01:24 PM (uAqpe) 55
This is going to be another "gubs" thread, isn't it?
Or boobs. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2026 01:24 PM (1bQDa) 56
But Mr. Huang is a schmuck.
Posted by: Biden's Dog ------ Often the case with the extremely wealthy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2026 01:20 PM (XeU6L) - True but this one directly harmed little folk like me. In this case the damage went way beyond his personal and family life. Someone wants to be a schmuck? Fine but do it on your own dime. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:24 PM (hJ0+9) 57
BREAKING: Jensen Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair
In fairness, at today's prices, that's about 10 RTX 5090 cards. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (ExV1e) 58
Ro Khanna doesn't seem to realize that the Bolsheviks while kill him as an exam of a champagne socialist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (FroOw) 59
If you saw Hillary naked, doubt you would be gay about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (/pbrl) 60
>> For the Brits anyway, chips are french fries… but I don’t think we’re talking about those kinds of chips…
CHiPs? Posted by: Ponch and John at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (k1S9h) 61
Update: Insider trading from the world's ugliest perennial presidential candidate, Ro Khanna?
=== Khanna/Van Holed 2028 🤡🤡🤡🤡 Posted by: runner at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (AKptf) Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (1wjle) 63
Theys all chinamens
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (1bQDa) 64
Everybody have fun tonight; everybody Huang Chung tonight
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (uAqpe) 65
The hysterical thing is all of the AI generated memes of Jensen and his Chinese Spy Whore, generated by NVIDIA technology no doubt.
The best one was the "girl in the red dress" scene from The Matrix with Trump as Morpheus, Huang as Neo, and Xi Jinpeng as the agent with the gun. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: Your fellow inmates at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (2Ez/1) 67
Dear hot Chinese and/or Russian spies.
While my job title doesn't indicate it I work all day on cutting edge AI models and advanced chip architecture. And I just can't stop talking about all the awesome things I am working on. So totally don't come by my neighborhood bar at 6 PM tomorrow and starting chatting with me. I mean get a few drinks in me and who knows what secrets I might spill. Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm) 68
Replace all your "b" with "n" and vice versa to send secret messages at the HQ. It's an uncrackable code.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW) 69
I can only assume that both those teachers were remanded to a re-education camp for using the Glorious People's Glorious Banner in a manner disrespectful to the Glorious Banner of the Glorious People.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (vJrRc) 70
>>>64 Everybody have fun tonight; everybody Huang Chung tonight
the real scandal is in this thread Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle) 71
see update - someone claims Ro Khanna sold all of his Nvidia stock right before the 30% drop.
Allegedly he had an insider tip on the coming scandal. Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:22 PM (1wjle) _____ I'd say PROSECUTE but he likely got the tip "legally" through his contacts in Congress. Fuck him, prosecute anyway. I'd love to have that insufferable mewling cocksucker's head on our wall. Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/) 72
This thing ain’t gonna suck itself, grasshopper.
Posted by: Mi Wang at November 12, 2026 01:27 PM (Viiux) 73
Chinaman gonna Chinaman.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats Wouldn't that be Chinaman gonna Chinawoman? Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 01:24 PM (hMMdC) - Same as in Chinatown. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:27 PM (hJ0+9) 74
In fairness, at today's prices, that's about 10 RTX 5090 cards.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2026 01:25 PM (ExV1e) Where are you finding such deals? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 01:27 PM (tJjaF) 75
I never got the Asian thing I know this makes me a racist. They're like aliens to me.
Then again there aren't many Asian redheads. Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:27 PM (ewaym) 76
>>>68 Replace all your "b" with "n" and vice versa to send secret messages at the HQ. It's an uncrackable code.
i thought people were referencing Take the Money and Run, where Woody Allen's bad handwriting makes his bank robbery demand for money looks like he's claiming "I have a Gub" Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:27 PM (1wjle) 77
When my kid went to study in China the first time he had to sit thru anti honeypot training from the army. It was comically bad.
Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (enNUy) 78
@57
>>In fairness, at today's prices, that's about 10 RTX 5090 cards. At their current inflated street market prices, that's about 750k cards. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (XV/Pl) 79
>>>I'd say PROSECUTE but he likely got the tip "legally" through his contacts in Congress. Fuck him, prosecute anyway.
how would it be legal? Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (1wjle) 80
"We can do away with it," Crowley said of the Electoral College.
Democrats won full control of six states with 71 electoral votes on Nov. 3: Arizona, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Minnesota joined the compact in 2023, leaving 61 electoral votes in the other five. If Pennsylvania and Wisconsin joined, the compact would still need Michigan and either Arizona or Nevada to reach 270. The compact governs a presidential election only if states with 270 electoral votes have it in effect by July 20 of that year, according to National Popular Vote. Great job. You sure showed that Trump feller a thing or two. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (PB58D) 81
Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at November 12, 2026 01:19 PM (+rylM) I believe it's like 10 or 12 chips at current prices. Posted by: far cry at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (wXgT/) 82
A little to the reft, a little to the right.
Posted by: Won Hong Lo at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (Viiux) 83
So totally don't come by my neighborhood bar at 6 PM tomorrow and starting chatting with me. I mean get a few drinks in me and who knows what secrets I might spill.
---- Pssst...you forgot to mention the bar called O'Malley's... Posted by: Rupert Holmes at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (TN0g+) 84
"China's own chip industry is rapidly catching up to our own."
Their PCB fab capabilities are more advanced than ours, AFAIK. Take apart any piece of electronics you own, and chances are good the PCBs are made in China. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (Jr5Lq) 85
I just want you all to be assured that I have never had an affair with a Chinese Spy. The HQs secrets are safe.
Pretty sure you won't get a Alice Huang or Anna Chapman with the top secrets of the internet from 1995. You might get a Michelle Yeoh though... Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm) 86
You suppose there’s a Chinaman somewhere whose name is Wi Huang… or Wee Wang? :-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 01:28 PM (uAqpe) Posted by: David Lo Pan, Warlord and Bodiless Ghost at November 12, 2026 01:29 PM (1wjle) Posted by: Eric Swallwell at November 12, 2026 01:29 PM (Viiux) 89
Sum ting wong ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/) 90
I guess the Chinese have seen the error of their ways. Why spend good money bribing Clinton and Biden when they can just use pussy instead?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 12, 2026 01:29 PM (QaH55) 91
>>>Their PCB fab capabilities are more advanced than ours, AFAIK. Take apart any piece of electronics you own, and chances are good the PCBs are made in China.
good info, but I was just being silly Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (1wjle) 92
When my kid went to study in China the first time he had to sit thru anti honeypot training from the army. It was comically bad.
Out: Me love you long time In: Baby, RAM me. RAM me long time Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm) 93
Clearly "Babylon Bee" should have published its bit on "how to know if your girlfriend is a Chinese spy":
1.She's a gorgeous Chinese woman who wants to go on a date with you: This is your first clue. 2. A babe, a smoking hot babe from the Orient, wants to see you romantically: You don't have that kind of game. Get it through your head. 3.A woman of Chinese descent, who is conventionally beautiful, is expressing some modicum of interest in you: It's spy or nothing, bud. 4. She is female, Chinese, and not ugly, yet wants to go out with a giant dweeb like yourself: Concerning. 5. A real-life human being of the opposite sex, who hails from the Far East, and is a total smoke show, claims to be physically attracted to you: Be honest with yourself, bro. 6. She is not blind, has seen you, and looks like a supermodel from the continent of Asia: Bad news on the spy front. 7. She is a Chinese "10," and you are whatever number you are: Espionage is literally the only explanation. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L) 94
I am surprised you didn't like this short training, ace Spy Fears Are Rattling Silicon Valley AI Labs You Might Be Dating A Spy https://tinyurl.com/bdh73v47 Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR) 95
it gets worse
@axios 21h SCOOP: President Trump authorized a crackdown on companies suspected of diverting Nvidia's advanced AI chips to China on Thursday, but one administration official repeatedly stood in the way: Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (nEUC6) 96
@85
>>You might get a Michelle Yeoh though If we're talking Supercop: Police Story 3 Michelle Yeoh, then count me in. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (XV/Pl) 97
Dear hot Chinese and/or Russian spies.
While my job title doesn't indicate it I work all day on cutting edge AI models and advanced chip architecture. And I just can't stop talking about all the awesome things I am working on. So totally don't come by my neighborhood bar at 6 PM tomorrow and starting chatting with me. I mean get a few drinks in me and who knows what secrets I might spill. Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm) - You're too slow. I posted this a few days ago. https://tinyurl.com/mpcsvs53 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (hJ0+9) Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2026 01:31 PM (ewaym) 99
Then again there aren't many Asian redheads.
Some have GREEN EYES Posted by: David Lo Pan, Warlord and Bodiless Ghost at November 12, 2026 01:29 PM (1wjle) _________ [golf clap for the obscure 1980s reference] Underrated movie! Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/) 100
There's a Realtor in Oklahoma named Hansom Wong.
Posted by: Crusader, Realtor at November 12, 2026 01:31 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 01:31 PM (PB58D) 102
Old Chinese proverb. Don’t stick your dick in the slits.
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at November 12, 2026 01:31 PM (Viiux) 103
What happens to these whores for the CCP? They get a big payoff and then get to live a life of luxury?
And no, I don't want to be one. I'm too old and not Chinese, and think it's it's a hell of a way to make a living. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (JrHfD) 104
Somebody must've thrown sand into Outlook's gas tank.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (qBdHI) 105
Ro Khanna
From California. Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (NtVYv) 107
@axios 21h
SCOOP: President Trump authorized a crackdown on companies suspected of diverting Nvidia's advanced AI chips to China on Thursday, but one administration official repeatedly stood in the way: Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (nEUC6) - It's Axios. Find us another source. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (hJ0+9) 108
And now Huang has resigned, so that Huang can spend more time with his Fang Fang Bang Bang.
fan bingbing > fang fang bang bang Posted by: anachronda at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (v3pYe) 109
My favorite civil war general was Confederate General Ree.
Posted by: Dong Hung Lo at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (Viiux) 110
Her birth name was Sun Ting Huang
Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:32 PM (ewaym) 111
There's a Realtor in Oklahoma named Hansom Wong.
-- Ok, now that's funny! Think of the fun they could have with highway billboard advertising. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 01:33 PM (qBdHI) Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 12, 2026 01:33 PM (jrgJz) 113
Reposting !
*The Babylon Bee "Is Your Girlfriend Actually A Chinese Spy? Know The Signs!" https://tinyurl.com/eaemwwka Posted by: runner at November 12, 2026 01:33 PM (AKptf) 114
All because some dood couldn't control his Staff of Decadence over a Chinese honeypot's bottom teeth maul.
Tale as old as time. Posted by: Thrawn at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (oPFtC) 115
Outlook is working fine at my house.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (J4Dwc) 116
NVDA down less than 5% so far. I think their corporate strength lies in their engineering staff and fab techs more than in their management, but who knows.
Posted by: gp at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (Jr5Lq) 117
96 @85
>>You might get a Michelle Yeoh though If we're talking Supercop: Police Story 3 Michelle Yeoh, then count me in. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:30 PM (XV/Pl) ______ Check out her earlier work in Royal Warriors, Magnificent Warriors, and the underrated "Yes, Madam." The later was with Cynthia Rothrock (remember her?) and was one of the first of the "hot girls with guns" subgenre of 80s action flicks. All three are highly recommended for action, stuntwork, and hotties. Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/) 118
[golf clap for the obscure 1980s reference]
Underrated movie! Posted by: Elric The Blade Obscure? Only if you're a retard, Jack Burton. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (nEUC6) 119
Somebody must've thrown sand into Outlook's gas tank.
Posted by: Lady in Black Oh no. My work emails won’t load. Dang. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (PB58D) 120
Sumting vewee wong here.
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (Viiux) 121
All three are highly recommended for action, stuntwork, and hotties.
----- But mostly the hotties, right? Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:35 PM (TN0g+) 122
Somebody must've thrown sand into Outlook's gas tank.
Posted by: Lady in Black ....... Yrah, mine won't connect. So how am I supposed to email IT for support? lol Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS) 123
So totally don't come by my neighborhood bar at 6 PM tomorrow and starting chatting with me. I mean get a few drinks in me and who knows what secrets I might spill.
Posted by: 18-1 ------ At security briefings we were consistently reminded that most security Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2026 01:36 PM (XeU6L) 124
You're too slow. I posted this a few days ago.
https://tinyurl.com/mpcsvs53 Come for the honey pot jokes, stay for the David French ending Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm) 125
Somebody must've thrown sand into Outlook's gas tank.
Posted by: Lady in Black ...... Somebody went pee-pee in their coke. Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at November 12, 2026 01:36 PM (Viiux) 127
Good enough for you, cabron?
@foxnewspolitics Top House Democrats are calling for an investigation into Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick over his alleged role in the NVIDIA scandal, and they're signaling that Secretary of State Marco Rubio could be next. Rep. Ted Lieu, who is expected to become chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, tells Fox News Digital that Lutnick's handling of allegations involving former NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang and suspected Chinese spy Alice Huang is "completely unacceptable." Rep. Ro Khanna goes further, saying Rubio "knew about the Chinese spy, and then got invited to the China trip." Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2026 01:37 PM (nEUC6) 128
Outlook is run on NVIDIA servers in a Chinese datacenter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 01:37 PM (PB58D) 129
NVDA down less than 5% so far. I think their corporate strength lies in their engineering staff and fab techs more than in their management, but who knows.
There was also about 15 years of not-very-profitable GPU compute / CUDA development that Wall Street hated but Jensen was convinced would pay off, and boy did it. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG) 130
NVDA down less than 5% so far. I think their corporate strength lies in their engineering staff and fab techs more than in their management, but who knows.
Posted by: gp at November 12, 2026 01:34 PM (Jr5Lq) - Stock was above $225 a month ago. Now at $166, though most of it was post-midterms. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (hJ0+9) 131
103 What happens to these whores for the CCP? They get a big payoff and then get to live a life of luxury?
And no, I don't want to be one. I'm too old and not Chinese, and think it's it's a hell of a way to make a living. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November It’s a continued payoff. And in a society where the difference between the haves and the have nots is like nothing our liberal idiots can imagine, they get a beautiful apartment, they don’t worry about food, their family is taken care of, and they don’t get pushed out of a penthouse window because they said no. Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (ZdaMQ) 132
>> Top House Democrats are calling for an investigation into Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick over his alleged role in the NVIDIA scandal, and they're signaling that Secretary of State Marco Rubio could be next.
The appropriate response here is fuck woo. Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (Viiux) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (1bQDa) 134
Jensen Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair
-------- Expensive pillow talk. Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (2bFN5) 135
You know what Jack Burton says when a six-foot-ten monster asks 'have you paid your dues?'
Jack Burton always says, the check is in the mail, pal. The check is in the mail. Posted by: Jack Burton of the Porkchop Express at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle) 136
I hear the company is planning on changing their name to Nfidelity to better align with corporate values.
Posted by: qwerty at November 12, 2026 01:38 PM (E7DRw) 137
Rep. Ted Lieu? Is that chinese?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 01:39 PM (n5tGW) 138
Fang Fang supposedly died in a plane crash. I assume though she's doing honeypot training for other spies now though.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm) 139
Somebody must've thrown sand into Outlook's gas tank.
Posted by: Lady in Black ...... Somebody went pee-pee in their coke. Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 01:36 PM Microsoft is overrun with H1B Indians. The one in charge of Xbox actually seems reasonably smart, but I can't say much for the rest of them. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG) 140
Actually it's unfortunate your joke makes no sense because in Chinese the last name comes first. Meaning the real name of the pilot would be Wong Sum Ting thereby spoiling any chance of a true play on words.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 12, 2026 01:39 PM (ewaym) 141
Jim Cramer (Mad Money) was/is a big booster of this guy. Even named his dog Nvidia.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 01:39 PM (QGaXH) 142
Come for the honey pot jokes, stay for the David French ending
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm) - Did you LOL? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 01:39 PM (hJ0+9) 143
>>>NVDA down less than 5% so far. I think their corporate strength lies in their engineering staff and fab techs more than in their management, but who knows.
Posted by: gp tell me more American GI. Posted by: Hu Wants Sum at November 12, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle) 144
A man who sold his Nvidia stock right before the 30% drop.
===== Ro Khanna has no worries. No one will ever ask him about insider trading even as he mouths words opposing it. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 01:40 PM (RIvkX) 145
"Stock was above $225 a month ago. Now at $166, though most of it was post-midterms."
Yes, I should have said 'less than 5% today.' Posted by: gp at November 12, 2026 01:40 PM (Jr5Lq) 146
@117
>>All three are highly recommended for action, stuntwork, and hotties. Yep. The only thing I love more than Kung Fu films are Godzilla films. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:40 PM (XV/Pl) At Least Five Shot In DC Near the White House;
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