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Tucker Carlson's Nazi Followers sure acted as if it were true, swarming to accuse this guy of being a Hasbara Israeli Subversive.
Dan BonginoAnd now Tuq'r just doesn't want to talk about it. He could prove that Trump covered up his own assassination and that his frequent enemy Dan Bongino is lying, but, get this: he doesn't feel like it right now.
Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) Dan Bongino Tuq'r has, of course, joined Candace Owens in insisting that Tyler Robinson is innocent and that Charlie Kirk was killed by Mysterious Forces we may never uncover, but smart money says it's The Jews.
Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
This is a pretty slanted take.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e) 2
Why did you remove my italics joke?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (ExV1e) 3
YouTuber Joshua Carr: Pudgy Nazi Faggot Tucker Carlson Has Hired a Company to Copyright-Strike Any Channel Using His Clips to Critique Him
Uh, fair use law prohibits this exact thing. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ) 4
You didn't. Weird.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (ExV1e) 5
"Free Speech Should Always Be Cherished, now shut your mouth you yid sympathizer or we'll shut it for you."
Closet full of shirts, all cut the same, all brown. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ot/FD) 6
Uh, fair use law prohibits this exact thing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ) The problem is that Youtube wipes it's ass with fair use law. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e) 7
Think Tucker might have his own case of brain worm. He's declining super fast.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy) 8
The problem is that Youtube wipes it's ass with fair use law.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e) Youtube is presently prostrating itself to UK law and setting up its algorithm so that pro-Restore content is sent to be bottom of the bin. Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE) 9
Tucker Carlson's Nazi Followers sure acted as if it were true, swarming to accuse this guy of being a Hasbara Israeli Subversive.
=== LOL! Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 05:31 PM (GD0B3) 10
The problem is that Youtube wipes it's ass with fair use law.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e) One good reason for not creating a YT channel. Another one is they demand you create one even to comment on someone's channel. Yeah, no. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:32 PM (1Ff7Z) 11
6 Uh, fair use law prohibits this exact thing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ) The problem is that Youtube wipes it's ass with fair use law. Posted by: I used to have a different nic ========= Deals with monetization and not suppression. Dude in question is not getting money from ads from those Tucker posts. So yes, Tuca's mgmt is doing this for him, and yes, the dude is getting demonetarized for any post with Tuca, but then you have the dude able to appeal to YT's murky appeals system to reinstate. Rick Beato deals with this shit all the time as do other music oriented commentators except from record company assholes. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv) 12
When Iranian State TV starts using your clips to bolster their case against your country it might be a good time to question the life choices that led you to this point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt) 13
YT has weird rules about who can challenge a video on the grounds of copyright. My friends who are YTers complain about this all the time.
They get clearly meritless challenges to their vids all the time. They win all the time, but — get this — normally the challenged vid is demonitized or even pulled during the challenge. Since vids are like movies, in that they quickly ‘drop off’ in sales/clicks, having a vid demonetized for even a few days is a real hit. This challenge procedure is a license for bitter and vindictive cocksuckers to harass YTers and hurt their wallets. I have no doubt Fucker Carlson is doing this. Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 05:33 PM (bAJQW) 14
323 Nood. Come and mock the formatting.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e) heh Gotta be fast. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:34 PM (6wpGE) 15
10 The problem is that Youtube wipes it's ass with fair use law.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e) One good reason for not creating a YT channel. Another one is they demand you create one even to comment on someone's channel. Yeah, no. Posted by: OrangeEnt There is a reason that a lot of people to make money on YT churn out crappy AI content and so much of it that copyright strikes cannot get all of them. I think Fil from Wings of Pegasus noted that in one of his investigations that some dude in the Far East kept churning out masses of fake music videos that even if struck, the same video popped up under another YT name. Same thing going on with Amazon on a lot of products--literally Chicom and Turd World copies that violate trademark are literally whack a mole for legitimate companies to remove. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:36 PM (E4rtv) 16
When Iranian State TV starts using your clips to bolster their case against your country it might be a good time to question the life choices that led you to this point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt) Has Iran sent a missile into Tuckys new Qatarian home yet? Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 05:37 PM (5MUB0) 18
Wonder if Tucker has a Totenkopf tattoo?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 07, 2026 05:37 PM (PVvQD) 19
Totally a douche bag. Completely!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (xqGNA) 20
Bongino is probably telling the truth, but who knows? They're both professional bullshit artists.
Let them battle it out for the nerds. Do not care. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (BI5O2) 21
This challenge procedure is a license for bitter and vindictive cocksuckers to harass YTers and hurt their wallets. I have no doubt Fucker Carlson is doing this.
Posted by: Elric the Blade He is signing his own death warrant on YT though. All of his videos can be copy right bitch slapped as well. Stupid game for stupid prizes. And the biggest names have never learned and absorbed the Streisand effect. They ain't on network TV no more where their friendz can protect their image. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv) 22
YT has weird rules about who can challenge a video on the grounds of copyright. My friends who are YTers complain about this all the time.
They get clearly meritless challenges to their vids all the time. They win all the time, but — get this — normally the challenged vid is demonitized or even pulled during the challenge. Since vids are like movies, in that they quickly ‘drop off’ in sales/clicks, having a vid demonetized for even a few days is a real hit. This challenge procedure is a license for bitter and vindictive cocksuckers to harass YTers and hurt their wallets. I have no doubt Fucker Carlson is doing this. Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 05:33 PM (bAJQW) Islamic Republic of Iran (Cucker's friend and supporter) is doing it to youtubers criticizing the regime pretty regularly. As soon as they get certain reach - they harass them. Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (GD0B3) 23
>>This challenge procedure is a license for bitter and vindictive cocksuckers to harass YTers and hurt their wallets. I have no doubt Fucker Carlson is doing this.
He's a Flaggit. Just like The Quartering. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (5MUB0) 24
7 Think Tucker might have his own case of brain worm. He's declining super fast.
Posted by: Oldcat ======== Stan always breaks his tools when they become less than useful to him. Both Qatarlson brothers are descending bit by bit into the pit by their actions. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv) 25
He is signing his own death warrant on YT though. All of his videos can be copy right bitch slapped as well. Stupid game for stupid prizes. And the biggest names have never learned and absorbed the Streisand effect. They ain't on network TV no more where their friendz can protect their image.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv) All the Carlson clips I see is him just talking out of his ass. You can't copyright claim anything on that even if he quotes you. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy) 26
Wonder if Tucker has a Totenkopf tattoo?
=== he faints at the sight of blood, so probably not.... Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 05:41 PM (GD0B3) 27
Cocaine Mitch snorted his last his of coke off a hooker's ass, and Tuq'r has just begun to do so.
Except Tuq'r's hooker is a dude. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 07, 2026 05:41 PM (ufFY8) 28
Islamic Republic of Iran (Cucker's friend and supporter) is doing it to youtubers criticizing the regime pretty regularly. As soon as they get certain reach - they harass them.
Posted by: runner Pretty much flaming wars on YT have broken out over these matters because even false claims or community notes on X are being destroyed by bot accounts and paid assholes from comment mills. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv) 29
Is Dan Bongino history's second-greatest monster, after Winston Churchill, or is he merely the dupe of an Israeli-Egyptian-French-Mormon conspiracy aimed at killing Charlie Kirk and depriving the rightful heir of the Swanson TV dinner fortune?
Just asking questions. Serious questions. Posted by: C. Tarlson at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (h6V3b) 30
Except Tuq'r's hooker is a dude.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt Not halal unless the balls have not dropped. He has to substitute a goat if that has happened. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (E4rtv) 31
man it seems like it's been a long time since I liked Tucker...but it hasn't
Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (8uzBS) 32
Traditional advertisers flee & he forced to look for alternative revenue structures.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (NFX2v) 33
Tucker and Candy have a bet going. See which one of them can spread the craziest shit online and still have followers.
The bet is for $1. Trading Places style. Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (Tpp9k) 34
Has Iran sent a missile into Tuckys new Qatarian home yet?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy) If Tucker grows a beard the countdown starts until he announces his full conversion followed by an Allahu Ackbar. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt) 35
Tucker sounds like a five year old when challenged. Is he Benjamin Button? Certainly seems to be regressing to childhood.
Posted by: Decaf at July 07, 2026 05:43 PM (ZNpJk) 36
Just asking questions.
Serious questions. Posted by: C. Tarlson at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (h6V3b) Come on, man! Churchill isn't Jewish! Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy) 37
The problem of videos of Mitch McConnell being upright and moving is that AI makes it impossible to tell what is real. One must use common sense
https://tinyurl.com/bab3ejbv Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR) 38
I meant to do that!
Posted by: Pee Wee at July 07, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++) 39
Tucker and Candy have a bet going. See which one of them can spread the craziest shit online and still have followers.
The bet is for $1. Trading Places style. Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 05:42 PM (Tpp9k) They are pikers to Hasan Piker. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy) 40
He's
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:44 PM (NFX2v) 41
All the Carlson clips I see is him just talking out of his ass. You can't copyright claim anything on that even if he quotes you.
Posted by: Oldcat Actually you can, it just will be overruled but in the meantime, it gets tied up in the murky YT appeal system and demonetized. You can complain about all sorts of content, etc. not only copyright violations. That can lead to an actual strike of the post but often is just demonetizing the clip. Those that make their money from that are affected but there are ways around even that. Occasionally you will have some YT comment provider complain about this or that organized campaign to demonetize, remove or even block content. Rick Beato is pretty open about it and names names when that happens. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:46 PM (E4rtv) 42
Must say I haven't listened to Tucker since he was a bow-tied gink on CNN. Then again, I never listen to news programs, podcasters, youtubers or talk radioites. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 05:46 PM (O0L8i) 43
what whig said at 24 above.
easy to break 'em, they're mostly pre-cracked or they wouldn't get themselves involved with the father of lies in the first place ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 05:47 PM (VyBeY) 44
How long before Tuq'r and Cavernous Nostrils insist that space aliens are part of the Jewish Diaspora?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 05:48 PM (pUU4E) 45
Isn't there some sort of commentary about commies using the media to squash dissent?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT) 46
Seems like we went a few glorious weeks there without updates about any of the Triumvirate of Stupid in Podcastistan, and now today we get the full monte.
Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 05:48 PM (oqH4h) 47
Then again, I never listen to news programs, podcasters, youtubers or talk radioites.
I make an occasional exception for Kirsche's Foxu News ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 05:49 PM (VyBeY) 48
There's a reason for Tuq'r to want video of his statements suppressed -- he's constantly lying and claiming he didn't say things he definitely said right on videotape.
He also really, really loves Islam. Perhaps he enjoys the feel of virgin wool... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2026 05:50 PM (l3cgK) 49
If the "release the Epstein files" is an IQ test, then "Israel killed Charlie" is the stupid retard test that some insist on failing
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 05:50 PM (3cUTc) 50
These political influencers all appear to have the half life of a transplutonium element. Then they go either nutzo or establishment and twinkle out of view. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 05:51 PM (O0L8i) 51
Tucker is boxed in. His kids are all Democrats/progressives.
He can't go there, he can't go here so he tracks crazy. Now he's losing money there, too. What's left? Could be interesting. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v) 52
Consider Tucker. He was near the apex of power with a lot of influence. He was in good with Trump. Then something his brain went boink. Whether it was because of Qatari money, stupidity, insanity or something else , holy crap has he gone off the deep end
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 05:52 PM (20Ghg) 53
Not only is Cucker a dork, but he's a shitty fly fisherman. The guy has top notch gear but casts like girl.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 05:52 PM (fkjGs) 54
49 If the "release the Epstein files" is an IQ test, then "Israel killed Charlie" is the stupid retard test that some insist on failing
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 05:50 PM (3cUTc) Some people are desperate to believe conspiracy theories no matter how impossible or half baked they are. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 05:52 PM (OwmWb) 55
31 man it seems like it's been a long time since I liked Tucker...but it hasn't
Posted by: DanMan =========== The trick is don't 'like' any of them. Media, including conservative media, are actors playing parts to the degree that you never really know them and what they actually think about something. It is simply a hook to reel you in to watch, read, or listen so that you are a target for advertising, selling you subscriptions, or persuasion. Same goes for almost all politicians--they play a part telling you what you want to hear in public and then do what they do in private. If you know them personally, off air, and in their social network, then you might have a glimpse of the real person behind the mask. But that is relatively rare. So I regard any of them only useful if they present decent information (or vote/act the way I want for politicians) and are willing to throw them away when they stop just like an old newspaper. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv) 56
These folks have gone so crazy I'm almost wondering if it's some op-within-an-op, like a stray voltage kind of thing. Distract everyone on the right while the real bad guys slip in.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 07, 2026 05:53 PM (9ZFZd) 57
Not only is Cucker a dork, but he's a shitty fly fisherman. The guy has top notch gear but casts like girl.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 05:52 PM (fkjGs) Jeez use a worm or cricket or something. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy) 58
> You can't copyright claim anything on that even if he quotes you.
The problem is what YouTube calls a copyright strike has very little to do with US copyright law. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 05:54 PM (mkw2N) 59
54 49 If the "release the Epstein files" is an IQ test, then "Israel killed Charlie" is the stupid retard test that some insist on failing
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 05:50 PM (3cUTc) Some people are desperate to believe conspiracy theories no matter how impossible or half baked they are. Posted by: Cow Demon ======= That particular one is an op started by Sid Vicious Blumenthal son to take the heat off from leftist deviants (furries and troons). And the anti-semitic garbage people are what picked it up for another stick to bash Israel and Jews with. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:54 PM (E4rtv) Where Is Mitch McConnell? Some Demand "Proof of Life"He's as publicly visible as Ayatollah Khamenei's gay dead son. Donald Trump's most vocal supporters are demanding that Mitch McConnell's office provide proof that the Kentucky lawmaker is still alive after he disappeared amid a three-week hospitalization. McConnell, 84, was admitted to a hospital on the morning of June 14 following a medical emergency at his Washington, DC home. Paramedics responded to a report of an unconscious person believed to have suffered a 'cardiac arrest,' with a medic reporting 'CPR in progress' at the address. The senator was not named on the call, and his office has never confirmed what sent him to the hospital, saying only that he is receiving 'excellent care.' The speculation surrounding McConnell has intensified in recent days because his aides have refused to release new information regarding his condition or whether he will return to work as the GOP fights to maintain their razor thin majority. Trump conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer claimed that an unnamed White House source told her that McConnell is in a 'vegetative state' or 'brain dead' and is 'not coming back' to work. DC outlet The Hill even accidentally published an obituary of the senator which was swiftly deleted. A screenshot spread on X, and a copy reportedly stayed live on Yahoo News. Independent journalist Desirée Townsend confirmed Loomer's allegations: 'I have heard the same thing from my sources for days. At this point, I am at the hospital for when they eventually decide to cut him off of life support and move his body.' As online chatter continued to grow about McConnell's health condition, MAGA activists like Breitbart editor Matthew Boyle wrote on X, 'McConnell's staff should produce proof of the senator's condition one way or another right now.'Is this true? I don't know. What makes me think it's false is that this retard thinks it's true:
Sen. Mitch McConnell's wife, Elaine Chao, was in China three days after her 84-year-old husband was hospitalized on June 14. Chao, who married McConnell in 1993, met with Chinese Vice President Han Zheng on June 17 in Beijing, according to Chinese state media service Xinhua. The report, which was also published by the Embassy of the People's Republic of China in the United States of America, claims Han "urged further efforts to strengthen" the relationship between the U.S. and China during the meeting. "Chao said maintaining stable U.S.-China relations serves the interests of all parties, and expressed the willingness to continue making efforts to promote practical cooperation and people-to-people exchanges between the United States and China," read the report, which was accompanied by a picture of Han and Chao.Rasmussen Reports says that claim is mostly false: Chao was already in China when McConnell suffered his health event. Rasmussen Reports Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 07, 2026 04:21 PM (l26NL) 2
He's dead, Jim. Period.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (k9OZB) 3
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2YhKe) 4
Supposedly Thune spoke to him today. Sure, sure he did.
Posted by: Ann at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (SHHm+) 5
Top 5!
Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (/k3in) 6
He's fine as turtle hair.
Posted by: like a cabbage patch kid at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (MWfyi) 7
Mitch is pining for the fjords!
Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (/k3in) 8
"McConnell is in a 'vegetative state' or 'brain dead' and is 'not coming back' to work."
Never stopped him before. Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (CwhoI) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Sco7b) 10
Politically, there's no advantage to demonstrating that he is no longer fit to serve. Just the opposite. With a Dem governor, his replacement would be a Dem.
Not that McConnell is a tried and true MAGA friend, but a Dem replacement would be even worse. Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (8mulE) 11
C'mon folks. Mitch is constantly at the gym doing the RBG power workout.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ) 12
That reminds me, I used to really like 'Heathers'.
Christian Slater's Jack Nicholson impression really amused me once. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (xcxpd) 13
Schroedinger's Senator - he's neither alive nor dead but you still voted for him. Even if you didn't.
Posted by: DaveA at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (FhXTo) 14
so... what official government diplomatic position does Elaine Chao hold, again?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (vJrRc) 15
John Thune, McConnell's boy toy, spoke with McConnell's ghost.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (U/Eoe) Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (qFwJc) 17
MTG WOULD want Massie to fill his place as she lurves Massie and they probably swing together. Although I don't want to think about this or Potato Nose. YUG
Has the widow returned to the USA? That interests me more than her probably dead husband. He codes, flatlines, on life support and 3 days later she flies to chy na. I know that would be most widow's response. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (hzuYO) 18
Mitch is pining for the fjords!
Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (/k3in) Under recall. Transmission issues. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (2YhKe) 19
That reminds me, I used to really like 'Heathers'.
Christian Slater's Jack Nicholson impression really amused me once. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards The first flick that I saw Winona in. She was hot AF in that. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ) 20
Below the busy bees, Above the theiving wasps ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not Paranoid Enough Critic . . . at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (VGla4) 21
Mitch, if he can, will time his death in the way that causes the most problems for conservatives.
He'll be spiteful til the end Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 07, 2026 04:26 PM (+SZb7) 22
*ding ding ding ding ding*
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 07, 2026 04:26 PM (guGkK) 23
All right, I'm going to level with you all. But what's most important now is that you remain calm. There is no reason to panic. Now, it is true that the senator is ill... slightly ill. But he's just fine. He's at his office, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment. Posted by: John Thune at July 07, 2026 04:26 PM (CwhoI) 24
so... what official government diplomatic position does Elaine Chao hold, again?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (vJrRc) Selling her husband's services. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:26 PM (2YhKe) 25
Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is literally a bone head, said something something Jews. Yawn.
Posted by: MTG Ultra at July 07, 2026 04:27 PM (qUkBO) 26
Anybody else imagine McConnell to be like Capt. Pike on Star Trek? One beep, two beeps.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2026 04:27 PM (N39Ws) 27
This new brain should fix Mitch right up. Belonged to someone named Abby Normal.
Posted by: Eyegor at July 07, 2026 04:27 PM (guGkK) 28
I have no idea either what's fake or true on this, but his wife and/or his staff should speak up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW) 29
Anybody else imagine McConnell to be like Capt. Pike on Star Trek? One beep, two beeps.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2026 04:27 PM (N39Ws) I don't think he's that mentally active. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s) 30
But Did Mitch reply? Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (qFwJc) Oh, it was quite the conversation. Mitch was “fully engaged.” (Space after senate) https://thehill.com/homenews/senate /5957438-mcconnell-thune-barrasso-health/ Posted by: Ann at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (SHHm+) 31
If he was in any way coherent we would have already had proof of life. This is going to turn out to be the exact same thing we had with with mccain when they released a grainy photo purportedly showing him in a wheelchair being pushed by his wife and they finally admitted a week later that he had died.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (0N4FZ) 32
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. *** Seems pretty dispositive. *( Would be darkly funny if he was actually talking to an AI Mitch ... ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (diia5) 33
But Did Mitch reply?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (qFwJc) Mitch is receiving excellent care. That's all you need to know. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (guGkK) 34
C'mon folks. Mitch is constantly at the gym doing the RBG power workout.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ) Bulg, I just finished my thirty minutes of GAINZZ on the elliptical. Mitch was running strong right next to me! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (1Ff7Z) 35
June 12 - Wife Elaine Chao in China at University
June 14 - DC - McConnell in "full cardiac arrest," w/CPR June 15 - John Thune tells Politico he spoke with Mitch June 17 - Wife Elaine Chao in China w/Chinese VP/i] Nothing says true love quite like prioritizing good dim sum over your husband's last moments on earth... Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm) 36
Yes, we can still let you speak with Mitch McConnell; getting the vaporous apparition back into its fleshy cage is the trick.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gKWVE) 37
Who among us doesn't have important meetings with senior level Chinese Communist Party members on a regular basis which may inconveniently occur during the stroke of a spouse?
Dang if I would go through the trouble of rescheduling, especially when somebody has a stroke every fortnight. Nothing would ever get accomplished. Posted by: Minuteman at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (47/pr) 38
didn't we have a notice Scott Jennings talked world issues with Mitch for 20 minutes today?
Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2026 04:30 PM (8uzBS) 39
Yes, we can still let you speak with Mitch McConnell; getting the vaporous apparition back into its fleshy cage is the trick.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gKWVE) How is Elvis, and have you spoke to him lately? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:30 PM (2YhKe) 40
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. Was it in a very cold room? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:30 PM (guGkK) 41
HOUSE IN KENEBUNKPORT AND A NEW MERCEDES AND ANNUAL ROUND TRIP TO THAILAND.
Posted by: BERNIE PLATNER at July 07, 2026 04:30 PM (qUkBO) 42
Politically, there's no advantage to demonstrating that he is no longer fit to serve. Just the opposite. With a Dem governor, his replacement would be a Dem.
Not that McConnell is a tried and true MAGA friend, but a Dem replacement would be even worse. Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM They changed the law in Kentucky years ago. They have to have a special election to replace him now. Having said that the governor has said the new law is unconstitutional and he would decide if he would follow it or not when the time came. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ) 43
Don't worry about Mitch, kids, we've sent him to a farm where he'll be very happy.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 07, 2026 04:31 PM (k9OZB) 44
Nothing says true love quite like prioritizing good dim sum over your husband's last moments on earth...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm) If it was really good dim sum... I'd have to think about it. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 04:31 PM (1Ff7Z) 45
Does anyone a spare Republican bill we can wave around in front of him to see if he votes against it?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (CwhoI) 46
Mitch is no longer trying to walk since his table has wheels on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (guGkK) 47
Big deal. I spoke to my dog for a few minutes today too.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (MWfyi) 48
Having said that the governor has said the new law is unconstitutional and he would decide if he would follow it or not when the time came.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ) Why do we have a Supreme Court if Governors can just declare what's Constitutional or not? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (2YhKe) 49
This is top Mitch, sharper than ever, asking questions staff can't answer, providing amazing insights no one in the room is aware of... Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL) 50
I'm willing to believe Scott Jennings would exaggerate but I have trouble seeing him flat out lie.
So perhaps McConnell is at least partially mentally competent even if his body is failing Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (O0L8i) 52
Hillary Clinton can perform a seance with Mitch! What would be the top things he would tell her?
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gWBY1) 53
It's kind of sad that we get to pry into the final moments of the lives of our public servants but they are our public servants, so ....
Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (6wpGE) 54
I hate we have a Soviet society now. "Let's carefully parse the leaders statements to find the clues to the actual truth, because we all know they lie as a default mode."
I mean, doesn't Trump know? Can't he just say? Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (/ZkOF) 55
All true: Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer · 3h Fascinating. Mitch McConnell is apparently well enough to spend 20 minutes discussing global geopolitics, but somehow not well enough to record a 30-second video reassuring the people of Kentucky, and the world, that he’s okay. Also, his office of roughly 40 staff members still can’t provide a meaningful update? Nothing about why Elaine Chao traveled to China to meet with senior CCP officials just three days after he was hospitalized? And we’re all just supposed to accept this at face value? None of this inspires confidence. If anything, this post raises more questions than it answers. Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (kX27y) 56
So perhaps McConnell is at least partially mentally competent even if his body is failing
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm) Maybe his eyes are open? If he blinks, eh. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (1Ff7Z) 57
Platner plans to come by to ass-rape Mitch later today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (guGkK) 58
32 @ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. *** Seems pretty dispositive. *( Would be darkly funny if he was actually talking to an AI Mitch ... ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (diia5) I believe him. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (6wpGE) 59
Mitch's family are adhering to the John McCain gambit. McConnell disappears for an extended period until an announcement of his passing is eventually made.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (5yDGQ) 60
This is top Mitch, sharper than ever, asking questions staff can't answer, providing amazing insights no one in the room is aware of...
Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL) His own staff can't keep up with him! Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (jGGMD) 61
31 If he was in any way coherent we would have already had proof of life. This is going to turn out to be the exact same thing we had with with mccain when they released a grainy photo purportedly showing him in a wheelchair being pushed by his wife and they finally admitted a week later that he had died.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (0N4FZ) When's the deadline for when they don't appoint/do special election (depending on which party is deciding) and they just want to the November election? Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL) 62
57 Platner plans to come by to ass-rape Mitch later today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (guGkK) This should not have made me laugh. Bad Cicero! Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (6wpGE) Posted by: Platner at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm) 64
Sumting Wong with Glitch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (wOO3z) Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL) 66
Mitch McConnell is the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Rules and Administration which is responsible for overseeing the rules and procedures of the Senate, federal election laws, campaign finance, presidential succession, and the administration of Senate buildings.
I am sure he is being held on ice to avoid a new Committee Chair to make sure the administration of the Senate buildings are kept just as-is Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (WbWbV) 68
Maybe Mitch will be in the same hospice care as Jimmy Carter had and will live for another year and a half.
Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (w1twS) 69
This is top Mitch, sharper than ever, asking questions staff can't answer, providing amazing insights no one in the room is aware of...
Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL) We need a small obstacle course installed between the Senators and Congressmen and the voting stations. Only the spry get to vote. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy) 70
McConnell is doing the RBG workout right now and 9/10 leftist journalists can't keep up
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm) 71
I don't think it's a HIPPA violation to say dead or alive.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (n5tGW) 72
It's kind of sad that we get to pry into the final moments of the lives of our public servants but they are our public servants, so ....
Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (6wpGE) If they would retire before becoming incapacitated, we could avoid all this. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (1Ff7Z) 73
59 Mitch's family are adhering to the John McCain gambit. McConnell disappears for an extended period until an announcement of his passing is eventually made.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (5yDGQ) Just had a music person dead 6 weeks before her death was announced yesterday...they can probably go 2 months, easy... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (tOcjL) 74
Didn't the Turtle's sister in law get drowned by her EV Maximum Overdrive style? They can start by convincing me that was an accident.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (w/O5Q) 75
If Elaine Chao is still in China, can we just not let her back into America? She should have rushed home when he got ill.
None of these "loyal" wives (Jill, Elaine, Fetterman wife) put their husbands' health and safety above their own grifts. It's so sad. Can Elaine delay taking her husband off life support until it's too late for the voters to choose their new senator? That's what I saw floating around. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (gWBY1) 76
Mitch is actually riding in the Tour de France.
Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (oqH4h) 77
57 Platner plans to come by to ass-rape Mitch later today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (guGkK) Probably the first time in a while he hasn't heard "no" for an answer Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (gKWVE) 78
Didn't the Turtle's sister in law get drowned by her EV Maximum Overdrive style? They can start by convincing me that was an accident.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (w/O5Q) Shouldn't it have caught fire first? Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (uhVAy) 79
McConnell has recently been a reliable Democrat vote, so his comatose state is just fine. He counts as a Republican for Senate majority purposes, but he can no longer vote with Dems to sabotage the Trump presidency. It’s almost like gaining a seat in the Senate, since Schumer has now lost one of his reliable reliable votes.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (200+5) 80
I'm hungry.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (+yTe/) 81
Karl Mundt suffered a stroke and was incapacitated but served out his term. Carter Glass never appeared on the Senate floor after 1942 but stayed in office until he died in 1946. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (O0L8i) 82
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Ah, yes - Scott Jennings spoke TO McConnell. Yeah, we spoke to our daughter when she was on life support - talked about all kinds of things. She wasn't involved in the conversation, but we still spoke to her... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 07, 2026 04:38 PM (SRRAx) 83
Trump should do a traitor's row of statues of these scum, all in bronze but burried upside down on the plinth, maybe with half the head burried. In some DC greenspace controlled by the Trump org.
McConnel, Clintons, Barry, ... I can think of about 30 or 40 -- traitors all. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:38 PM (KOok1) 84
"In Kentucky, the deadline to replace a deceased senator is 56 days before the next election."
AI - So, Mitch will be declared dead in mid-Sept if I mathed right... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:38 PM (tOcjL) 85
Mitch is actually riding in the Tour de France.
Posted by: ballistic I'm cooking up the performance-enhancers as we speak! -- Lance Armstrong Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ) 86
He counts as a Republican for Senate majority purposes, but he can no longer vote with Dems to sabotage the Trump presidency.
He'll vote however his staffers claim he votes. But...presumably they could be bought more easily then he could. A lifetime supply of Trump steaks for a vote on the SAVE act? Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm) 87
We don't need Massie to be replacing Mitch. Mitch needs to be kept alive till the midterms in November.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2026 04:38 PM (NpAcC) 88
It's just Marjorie Greene now. Has-beens don't rate middle names.
Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 04:39 PM (Sy6m/) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 04:39 PM (VyBeY) 90
Hey guys. Just checking in before I get back to ziplining with Gisele!
Posted by: Elaine C. at July 07, 2026 04:39 PM (WbWbV) 91
Also RBG's family and staff kept her propped up far longer then she should have been.
Half the problem is the spouse, the other half is the staffers who realize if the politician/justice goes mort, there goes their cushy jobs and influence. But this "leaders sneaking off for secret cancer treatments, or two month of secret maternity leave, or in a secret coma" kind of nonsense needs to stop. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:39 PM (gWBY1) 92
>>>.The first flick that I saw Winona in. She was hot AF in that.
i haven't seen that movie since college. I wonder if it holds up. Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle) 93
>>Mitch is actually riding in the Tour de France.
Posted by: ballistic US Riders took #2 and #7 Spots on Stage 4, today. And the #2 Rider was working for the Stage Winner the entire day. Good rides by both US Riders Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (5MUB0) 94
Mitch is actually riding in the Tour de France.
Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (oqH4h) Didn't tell his staff that he was going to hike the Appalachian Trail. Ooops Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR) 95
These things take time.. They are quietly consulting with the McCain family planning the Years-Long Funeral.
Posted by: DBCooper at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (3oMnW) Posted by: Mordiggian at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (gKWVE) 97
We don't need Massie to be replacing Mitch. Mitch needs to be kept alive till the midterms in November.
Posted by: redridinghood Or kept in a walk-in freezer. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (wOO3z) 98
So his wife went to Chy-nuh before he flatlined and hasn't come back? That's at least just as bad as leaving afterwards, and possibly worse.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG) 99
Say, what did happen with Fetterman's wife? She went to Canada and vanished from the news, and Fetterman suddenly started becoming sane.
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/ZkOF) 100
Winona was one of the better looking women in Stranger Things even as she is well into middle age...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm) 101
The reference to McConnell's wife is to longtime Republican (well, RINO) operative Elaine Chao, who traveled to China three days after her husband was hospitalized and probably on the edge of death.
--- Her, shipping magnate, daddy called her home. Important CCP business. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (+yTe/) 102
Did anyone check to see if his "doctor" is Miracle Max?
Maybe he's only "mostly dead" and just needs a miracle pill to get back on his feet... Remember! Chocolate coating makes it go down easier! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D) 103
Karl Mundt suffered a stroke and was incapacitated but served out his term. Carter Glass never appeared on the Senate floor after 1942 but stayed in office until he died in 1946.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (O0L8i) Charles Sumner, beaten in the Senate by a Southern Representative with a cane, was out from 1856 to 1859 being re-elected by Massachusetts in between. Head Trauma. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (uhVAy) 104
We don't need Massie to be replacing Mitch. Mitch needs to be kept alive till the midterms in November.
I could see the Dem governor do that... "See I replaced McConnell with a Republican what more do you want?!?" Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (+yTe/) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (O0L8i) 107
98 So his wife went to Chy-nuh before he flatlined and hasn't come back? That's at least just as bad as leaving afterwards, and possibly worse.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG) No one can ask her about his condition...seems smart if we're running The Weekend at Bernie's playbook... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (tOcjL) 108
Mitch McConnell was just drafted by the Chicago Blackhawks.
Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle) 109
Why is Jennings sticking his neck out? If it turns out he was lying about the Turtle, it will really bash his "pro truth teller, pro sense" brand.
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (gWBY1) 110
It's just Marjorie Greene now. Has-beens don't rate middle names.
Posted by: SciVo The other day, I found out that Sally Field played Mary Todd Lincoln in Lincoln with Daniel Day-Lewis. I haven't seen the film, but now I can't unsee the physical resemblance (at least facially) between Mary Todd and Sally. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ) 111
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All true: Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer · 3h Fascinating. ... Elaine Chao traveled to China to meet with senior CCP officials just three days after he was hospitalized ... Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (kX27y) NOT true. See Ace's update. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:42 PM (6wpGE) 112
I don't think it's a HIPPA violation to say dead or alive.
If it is, Jon Bon Jovi is in a *lot* of trouble. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (2ocoG) 113
Winona Ryder is still a smoke show.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (CwhoI) 114
108 Mitch McConnell was just drafted by the Chicago Blackhawks.
Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle) Could as easily have said the Chicago Bears Posted by: also dead at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (gKWVE) 115
109 Why is Jennings sticking his neck out? If it turns out he was lying about the Turtle, it will really bash his "pro truth teller, pro sense" brand.
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (gWBY1) As someone pointed out, he has an easy out...people speak to those on life support all the time...and that's assuming he doesn't go with "Mitch's folks were lying"... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL) 116
The other day, I found out that Sally Field played Mary Todd Lincoln in Lincoln with Daniel Day-Lewis. I haven't seen the film, but now I can't unsee the physical resemblance (at least facially) between Mary Todd and Sally.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ) I didn't realize that. Apparently Sally can act. Maybe just a limited range, but she can act. Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (DZ9Lv) 118
GLENDOWER
I can call spirits from the vasty deep. HOTSPUR Why, so can I, or so can any man, But will they come when you do call for them? Henry IV, Part 1 - Act 3, scene 1 William Shakespeare Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (jTgrB) 119
78 Didn't the Turtle's sister in law get drowned by her EV Maximum Overdrive style? They can start by convincing me that was an accident.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (w/O5Q) Shouldn't it have caught fire first? Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (uhVAy) Imagine sitting in your car when the doors lock, the windows won't roll down and it autopilots you into a pond. Just stuck there drowning wondering on the odds of all three of those specific failures simultaneously. Could happen to anybody. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (w/O5Q) 120
Isn't it Kentucky state law that the Dem governor specifically *can't* name the replacement, there has to be a special election?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG) 121
I don't think it's a HIPPA violation to say dead or alive.
Maybe we should just ask if he could get the clot shot now because the courts have decided it is fine to share that info right? Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm) 122
I didn't realize that. Apparently Sally can act. Maybe just a limited range, but she can act.
The part where Mary Todd Lincoln could fly in strong winds was convincing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK) 123
i haven't seen that movie since college. I wonder if it holds up.
Posted by: ace Ace, I kinda soured on it after the Columbine shootings, since there seemed to have eerie parallels. But that did not detract from Winona's hotness. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ) 124
Karl Mundt suffered a stroke and was incapacitated but served out his term. Carter Glass never appeared on the Senate floor after 1942 but stayed in office until he died in 1946.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (O0L8i) Charles Sumner, beaten in the Senate by a Southern Representative with a cane, was out from 1856 to 1859 being re-elected by Massachusetts in between. Head Trauma. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (uhVAy) Yeah, Sumner got beaten up on the Senate floor a few days after his "Crime Against Kansas" speech. Strom Thurmond's chief of staff was half-jokingly referred to as the senior senator from SC the last two years of Strom's time in office. Posted by: Vendette at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (PrsTH) 125
Peak Sally was Smokey and the Bandit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (wOO3z) 126
I don't think it's a HIPPA violation to say dead or alive.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:35 PM (n5tGW) Probably not, but it's a RINO violation. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (qx7Zg) 127
Marjorie Taylor Greene can't go away fast enough.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (20Ghg) 128
Why is Jennings sticking his neck out? If it turns out he was lying about the Turtle, it will really bash his "pro truth teller, pro sense" brand.
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (gWBY1) He can tell all the fibs he wants as long as he keeps making the CNN staff looking like idiots. But as the next senator from KY, not so much. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy) 129
77 57 Platner plans to come by to ass-rape Mitch later today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (guGkK) Probably the first time in a while he hasn't heard "no" for an answer Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 04:37 PM (gKWVE) Ooooh. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (6wpGE) 130
120 Isn't it Kentucky state law that the Dem governor specifically *can't* name the replacement, there has to be a special election?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG) Gov disagrees with the new law. Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (tOcjL) 131
Imagine sitting in your car when the doors lock, the windows won't roll down and it autopilots you into a pond. ______________ Clippy says, "It looks like your drowning." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (O0L8i) 132
113 Winona Ryder is still a smoke show.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (CwhoI) Ah, "You Wanna Ryder?" She's over-rated (And now we play the waiting game...) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:45 PM (xcxpd) 133
I didn't realize that. Apparently Sally can act. Maybe just a limited range, but she can act.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR) I always thought she had a head in the clouds look in her early roles. She did start acting more down to earth later, though. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (1Ff7Z) 134
Mitch McConnel is in a secret bunker getting super soldier serum like Captain America. He will soon emerge to kick the ass of America's enemies! Hero in a half shell: Boomer Mutant Senate Turtle.
But not China, because he is whipped by the CCP and his wife. China is his kryptonite. (Yes I'm crossing superhero lore, I don't care.) Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (gWBY1) 135
> Chao, who traveled to China three days after her husband was hospitalized and probably on the edge of death.
When your business partners are only dealing with you because of your dead or soon to die husband's political position, you've got to go see them. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (mkw2N) 136
Half the problem is the spouse, the other half is the staffers who realize if the politician/justice goes mort, there goes their cushy jobs and influence. But this "leaders sneaking off for secret cancer treatments, or two month of secret maternity leave, or in a secret coma" kind of nonsense needs to stop.
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:39 PM (gWBY1) If Mitch comes out of the hospital with an infant or two he should get 6 months parental leave like Buttigig did. And free prosthetic breasteses. Posted by: Minuteman at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (47/pr) 137
I know slang has a way of becoming mainstreamed. “Gay” is relatively recent. What did the press call homosexualists before “gay” became de rigeur?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (nFipu) 138
My mistake, I thought "Sally Struthers" not Sally Fields
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR) 139
Winona Ryder is still a smoke show.
The most underrated gag in the South Park movie was Winona firing ping pong balls out of her cooter. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:47 PM (2ocoG) 140
My mistake, I thought "Sally Struthers" not Sally Fields
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR) Now you ruined my joke. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (guGkK) 141
My mistake, I thought "Sally Struthers" not Sally Fields
Posted by: Kindltot Well now. There's about 200 lbs of difference. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (wOO3z) 142
I love the videos of Scott Jennings on CNN, but this doesn't sound very authentic:
@RepJackKimble: I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. @ScottJenningsKY I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. Posted by: frammish at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (rcENI) 143
I didn't realize that. Apparently Sally can act. Maybe just a limited range, but she can act.
The part where Mary Todd Lincoln could fly in strong winds was convincing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK) It was her hoop skirts: they acted as airfoils. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (jTgrB) 144
So why IS Chao Chan in China???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (xcxpd) 145
Thune and Barrasso both said they have talked to him so I guess he's still kicking.
That would be a very difficult lie to get over if they didn't. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (n5tGW) Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (gKWVE) 147
Scott Jennings has said that he has talked to Mitch McConnell himself for at least 20 minutes......so, no, Mitch is not brain dead and on life support. MTG is an idiot, was an idiot and will always be an attention-seeking idiot.
Posted by: Monica at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (0emhU) 148
Gov disagrees with the new law.
Right, they passed it by overriding his veto IIRC, but it's still a passed law. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG) 149
The same Massie who just got detonated a few weeks ago? Oooooh, spooky.
Bet you wish you hadn't laundered all that money to Kevin McCarthy now that you're both unemployed and unemployable. Nice moves. Whaddya think you're gonna do now? Hitch your wagon to that rising star Thomas Massie and ride it back to glory on the gravy train? HAHAHA go blow Tucker Carlson's rotten pecker and see if he'll leave you some Arab gold on the nightstand, you raddled old GOP whore. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (BI5O2) 150
It just occurred to me looking at that last video: MTG has a definite horse face in the spirit of SJP. How’d I miss this until now?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (26GAh) 151
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. --------- "Work", lol Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (DbmIv) 152
Trump conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer claimed that an unnamed White House source told her that McConnell is in a 'vegetative state' or 'brain dead' and is 'not coming back' to work.
SO, YOU MEAN HE IS JUST LIKE BIDEN WAS FOR 4 YEARS ?? Posted by: Jackson K. at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (JQ06R) 153
Afternoon.
I FINALLY got unloaded so now I'm home and getting loaded IYKWIMAITYD. Also, fuck John Thune. Resign. Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (dpXJq) 154
145 Thune and Barrasso both said they have talked to him so I guess he's still kicking.
That would be a very difficult lie to get over if they didn't. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (n5tGW) talked to is different than talked with Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (tOcjL) 155
The Chinese appear clueless here. You send your spy/handler back to pretend to care if her husband lives or dies.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (wGerL) 156
Imagine sitting in your car when the doors lock, the windows won't roll down and it autopilots you into a pond. Just stuck there drowning wondering on the odds of all three of those specific failures simultaneously. Could happen to anybody.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer ----------- In China there have been many cases of them running over a curb, battery ignites and seconds later the car is filled with smoke and flame. The doors won't open so bystanders frantically try to break windows as people fry. Imagine that one as well. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (KOok1) 157
One of those southern Democrat Senators actually banged a gal on her way to her execution in the electric chair.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (nFipu) 158
Didn't the Turtle's sister in law get drowned by her EV Maximum Overdrive style?
drunk, happened in Austin, not unique Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (8uzBS) 159
@RepJackKimble:
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. === Is this a joke ??? Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3) 160
Posted by: frammish at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (rcENI)
Yeah, that's definitely sus. McConnell's staffers must've given them a PR sheet with suggested paragraphs. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (6ydKt) 161
12 That reminds me, I used to really like 'Heathers'.
Christian Slater's Jack Nicholson impression really amused me once. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ===== Rare US 'black' comedy (not referring to race here). Brits used to specialize in these. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv) 162
83 Trump should do a traitor's row of statues of these scum, all in bronze but burried upside down on the plinth, maybe with half the head burried. In some DC greenspace controlled by the Trump org.
McConnel, Clintons, Barry, ... I can think of about 30 or 40 -- traitors all. Posted by: bob Had this idea about 30 years ago with the "Hollywood 10", a sculpture monument project we would extract democrat deep pocket to pay for. Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (Y8DZL) 163
The Chinese appear clueless here. You send your spy/handler back to pretend to care if her husband lives or dies.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson I don't think they give a shit anymore. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (wOO3z) 164
I think Mitch has reached the "Captain Pike" phase of his life.
Posted by: WisRich at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (G0vdT) 165
154 145 Thune and Barrasso both said they have talked to him so I guess he's still kicking.
That would be a very difficult lie to get over if they didn't. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (n5tGW) talked to is different than talked with Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (tOcjL) well spotted Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (xcxpd) 166
That would be a very difficult lie to get over if they didn't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (n5tGW) Nah, they could have gotten the guarantee that he would "have a terrible relapse" unfortunately Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR) 167
> Winona Ryder is still a smoke show.
Not so fun fact about Ryder: After she was famous, a young girl from Ryder's home town was kidnapped during a sleepover with friends in the girl's own bedroom. Ryder showed up to do whatever she could to get the word out about the little girl. Ryder didn't bring an entourage and she didn't make it all about herself. Tragically, the little girl was murdered. But I respect Ryder for trying and the way she did it. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (mkw2N) 168
When your business partners are only dealing with you because of your dead or soon to die husband's political position, you've got to go see them.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (mkw2N) She has to go see them - but they aren't her partners. The CCP are her bosses, and she was handling this asset for them. Lot of touchy business to wrap up in a hurry before this Turtle goes to the boiling saltwater tank in the 9th ring. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (BI5O2) 169
The most underrated gag in the South Park movie was Winona firing ping pong balls out of her cooter.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:47 PM (2ocoG) ---- Heh. And here I thought it was when Terrance slaps Brooke Shields on Conan O'Brien's show. For no reason. He doesn't even say a word. Cracks me up every time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (FZ29D) 170
WTF is going on?!
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (GD0B3) 171
Scott Jennings refers to Turtle as “his old friend”… two meanings: they’ve been friends for a long time or they’re friends and Turtle is old. I think the latter…. This makes me suspicious of Jennings either way
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (26GAh) 172
161 12 That reminds me, I used to really like 'Heathers'.
Christian Slater's Jack Nicholson impression really amused me once. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ===== Rare US 'black' comedy (not referring to race here). Brits used to specialize in these. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv) They did indeed. They also used to do satire before the real world made that impossible. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:51 PM (xcxpd) 173
Is this a joke ???
It's possible that he and Jennings are making fun of the claims made to cover up Biden. I don't think Thune is that sharp. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG) 174
Mitch McConnell's username on Ouija is Captain Howdy.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (LsplE) 175
What did the press call homosexualists before “gay” became de rigeur?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 04:46 PM (nFipu) I believe the term was "confirmed bachelor". More recently, saying a person has "expressive wrists" or "perfectly creased pants" is also acceptable code... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (SRRAx) 176
Is this a joke ???
Posted by: runner He is an fictional critter from a fictional 54th District of CA. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv) 177
115 109 Why is Jennings sticking his neck out? If it turns out he was lying about the Turtle, it will really bash his "pro truth teller, pro sense" brand.
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:41 PM (gWBY1) As someone pointed out, he has an easy out...people speak to those on life support all the time...and that's assuming he doesn't go with "Mitch's folks were lying"... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL) But the whole quote is this: 32 @ScottJenningsKY I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (diia5) Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (6wpGE) 178
159 @RepJackKimble:
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. === Is this a joke ??? Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3) It does sound like someone absolutely dead and on machines... "Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. " Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL) 179
One of those southern Democrat Senators actually banged a gal on her way to her execution in the electric chair.
Posted by: Common Tater Sparks were flying that day. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (wOO3z) 180
They said "spoke with"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (n5tGW) 181
Sally Fields, IMHO, is actually one of those rare actresses who's gotten better looking as she's aged.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ) 182
The rumors about why Jamiroquai broke up with Winona are hilarious. He said she had "huge mommy milkers" and she was too wild about sex.
Dude, you just sound like an idiot for leaving her, like the girls who break up with a guy because he was too well endowed. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (gWBY1) 183
It's possible that he and Jennings are making fun of the claims made to cover up Biden. I don't think Thune is that sharp.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG) Yeah, I was surprised at Jennings, but now...you might be on to something! Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 04:53 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 04:53 PM (R+iUD) 185
Beep Beep .........
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 07, 2026 04:53 PM (JQ06R) 186
The Chinese appear clueless here. You send your spy/handler back to pretend to care if her husband lives or dies.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (wGerL) Then again, there is not just one China under Xi, there is a bunch of interlocking agendas. That is also the problem with Iran and the problem with the US Senate as well. Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR) 187
173 Is this a joke ???
It's possible that he and Jennings are making fun of the claims made to cover up Biden. I don't think Thune is that sharp. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG) I just noticed the staring contest line. It does seem to be a joke. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt) 188
Gov disagrees with the new law.
Right, they passed it by overriding his veto IIRC, but it's still a passed law. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG) Let the KY legislature impeach and remove the punk now, then. That'd solve the whole "I can pick who I want" deal. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (1Ff7Z) 189
165 154 145 Thune and Barrasso both said they have talked to him so I guess he's still kicking.
That would be a very difficult lie to get over if they didn't. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (n5tGW) talked to is different than talked with Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 04:49 PM (tOcjL) well spotted Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ======== The entire GOP senate caucus might as well be brain dead for all the good they are doing. We could have voted Democrat and got the same obstruction without the traitor's grief. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv) 190
174 Mitch McConnell's username on Ouija is Captain Howdy.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (LsplE) That explains a lot about Georgetown. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (xcxpd) 191
For some reason, I believe the Wagners and not the Somali sisters:
---- A Minneapolis couple accused of racially abusing two Somali women house hunting now claim they were victims of anti-white slurs. Brian and Jen Wagner were caught in a viral video arguing with two Somali sisters in Shakopee, a suburb southwest of the Minnesota capital, last month. The sisters, who have since been identified only by their first names - Hamdi and Sumaya - claimed they were confronted by the couple while walking through the neighborhood. Video footage they captured and shared online showed Brian telling them: 'Nobody wants you here. Not a single person here wants you. I can smell you from here.' Speaking with Alpha News, Brian said that what was shared to social media was only part of what had unfolded during the confrontation last month. 'The public saw a shortened, selective clip showing my reaction, but not the events that led up to it. Before that video began, racial slurs were directed at me', he said. According to Brian, the sisters called him a 'f****** white cracker', as well as a 'redneck' before they started recording him. A 'cracker' is an offensive term for a white person. Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y) 192
The rumors about why Jamiroquai broke up with Winona are hilarious. He said she had "huge mommy milkers" and she was too wild about sex.
Dude, you just sound like an idiot for leaving her, like the girls who break up with a guy because he was too well endowed. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (gWBY1) or from exhaustion from redecorating his large house. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:55 PM (uhVAy) 193
I think maybe, just maybe both journalists are making fun...
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3) 194
The entire GOP senate caucus might as well be brain dead for all the good they are doing. We could have voted Democrat and got the same obstruction without the traitor's grief.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv) It's why I'm not stressed about the election in Maine. If Collins loses, we win. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xcxpd) 195
Ding dong where is Mitch
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0) 196
>>> 39 Yes, we can still let you speak with Mitch McConnell; getting the vaporous apparition back into its fleshy cage is the trick.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gKWVE) How is Elvis, and have you spoke to him lately? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:30 PM (2YhKe) JackStraw talks to Elvis all the time. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 04:56 PM (R+iUD) 197
Elaine Chao not coming home indicates that McConnell is not near death's door, or she could care less and is moving to Hong Kong or Shanghai as soon as Mitch flees the mortal coil.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt) 198
The rumors about why Jamiroquai broke up with Winona are hilarious. He said she had "huge mommy milkers" and she was too wild about sex.
Just say it: She's crazier than a shithouse rat. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 04:56 PM (wOO3z) 199
Three people are claiming to have talked to him within the last couple of days:
Scott Jennings John Thune According to New York Times reporter Catie Edmonson, a spokesperson for U.S. Sen. John Barrasso of Wyoming said the senator had spoken with McConnell on July 7 for about 20 minutes. Regardless of his mortality, he is in no position to represent the people of Kentucky, and they should be vocal about that. Toss him unceremoniously out the door. The self-importance is ridiculous. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske) 200
They did indeed. They also used to do satire before the real world made that impossible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edward ====== It took the bite out of the Babylon Bee as yesterday's satire was news the next day. Bee would set the bar and the real news would go just a bit lower each time you might have thought the Bee had gone too far. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (E4rtv) 201
It was daybreak over the US Capital once again ......
Bring out your dead..... Bring out your dead ........... Posted by: Jackson K. at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (JQ06R) 202
It's why I'm not stressed about the election in Maine. If Collins loses, we win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xcxpd) Yeah its just all down to the comedy now. Would be a blast having a Dem Senator in an SS uniform ranting about the Jew menace. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy) 203
The Chinese appear clueless here. You send your spy/handler back to pretend to care if her husband lives or dies.
Makes no difference to them. Mitch's usefulness to China is over - he wasn't running again, and Thune is firmly committed to keeping the Senate shut down so SAVE can't pass. Probably Elaine wanted to get quickly to China's home for traumatized honeypots. She'll be great friends with Fang Fang there. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (O0L8i) 205
McConnell will be declared dead on August 4th.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (nAS9C) 206
>>> 54 I hate we have a Soviet society now. "Let's carefully parse the leaders statements to find the clues to the actual truth, because we all know they lie as a default mode."
I mean, doesn't Trump know? Can't he just say? Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (/ZkOF) I want OrangeManBad to demand the release of Hostage Mitch. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (R+iUD) 207
We will know when the news stations in Kentucky start playing funeral music
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0) 208
Ellen Page pretending to be a man is so off-putting. Look at her moving around in this recent video. It's clear she's trying to move like a man, but she's smack dab in the uncanny valley.
And what's up with the fit of that suit? Just awful. http://tiny.cc/eea6101 Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N) 209
Sally Fields, IMHO, is actually one of those rare actresses who's gotten better looking as she's aged.
somebody hasn't seen Smokey and the Bandit II, must have been a tough three years Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (8uzBS) 210
people asking why Chao was in China -- she is Chinese. Her family is Chinese CCP.
The real question is what the hell was she doing married to Mitch? It would be as if Lenin's daughter married Jack Kennedy during the Cold war. This was a marriage of "fuck the USA, we are corrupt as hell and now rule you for the glory of CCP and we traitors are getting filthy rich doing it" Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (KOok1) 211
It's why I'm not stressed about the election in Maine. If Collins loses, we win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ======== Other than judicial nominees for higher courts and for the Trump admin, the GOP senate might just as well be in the hospital bed with Mitch. Very little proof of life from that bunch. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv) 212
199> Three people are claiming to have talked to him within the last couple of days
The Ouija board and the Witch of Endor do not count. Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (nAS9C) 213
so... what official government diplomatic position does Elaine Chao hold, again? Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (vJrRc) Same one that Jimmy the Peanut held when he negotiated with N Korea to prevent them from getting a nuke (which of course, failed), then handed the agreement over to Bubba Clinton and dared him to throw it out. From what I understand, Clinton was furious that Carter had boxed him into a corner. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu) 214
People lied about their scintillating discourse with McCain's Stage IV glioblastoma for a good deal longer than anyone's ever survived one of those before.
These people are all shameless liars. Dude could well be in a fridge already. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 04:59 PM (BI5O2) 215
We will know when the news stations in Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0) Fixèd Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 04:59 PM (O0L8i) 216
I'll say it again:
All this is being done to prevent the people from having a choice in who represents them. Think about that, it's not "do the people of Kentucky have a Senator representing them?" it's, "Mitch deserves the job as long as he wants it regardless of whether he can perform the duties" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 05:00 PM (3cUTc) 217
Yeah, I gotta say the Smokey years were prime Sally Fields.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt) 218
This was a marriage of "fuck the USA, we are corrupt as hell and now rule you for the glory of CCP and we traitors are getting filthy rich doing it"
Posted by: bob ========== The question is who ISN'T beholden to foreign countries and donors on Capitol Hill. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv) 219
I'm sick and tired of seeing that cinderblock headed, Marjorie Taylor Greene. What a huge mask she was wearing while she was in office. Just another fake.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 05:00 PM (qBdHI) 220
211 It's why I'm not stressed about the election in Maine. If Collins loses, we win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ======== Other than judicial nominees for higher courts and for the Trump admin, the GOP senate might just as well be in the hospital bed with Mitch. Very little proof of life from that bunch. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv) They want power and they are not messing around. Trump is as big a threat to them as....we are. In theory. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd) 221
A 'cracker' is an offensive term for a white person.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y) I don't understand that. I believe it's from "whipcracker," a slang term for a slave master. Pretty strange to insult someone by saying the person has power over you. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (1Ff7Z) 222
207 We will know when the news stations in Kentucky start playing funeral music
Posted by: Skip ==== My Old Kentucky Home? Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv) 223
I have to chime in. I'm not a fan of women who never lost the baby fat on their facial cheeks, and Sally Fields falls into that category.
Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (dIske) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (BI5O2) 225
>>> 99 Say, what did happen with Fetterman's wife? She went to Canada and vanished from the news, and Fetterman suddenly started becoming sane.
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/ZkOF) Fetterman's wife, who was from Venezuela, and whose family may have been involved in Venezuelan election shenanigans? That Mrs. Fetterman? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (R+iUD) 226
I can’t stand her voice
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (nGraA) 227
I remember Winona Ryder as "Lydia" in Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (XuXeR) 229
"Americans will soon be able to take passport photos at home with a phone or laptop camera instead of visiting CVS, Walgreens, or another photo service, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced. The photos would be verified in real time using facial recognition, per the State Department"
I heard Rubio talk about it when he unveiled America 250 Commemorative passports. Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (GD0B3) 230
208 Ellen Page pretending to be a man is so off-putting. Look at her moving around in this recent video. It's clear she's trying to move like a man, but she's smack dab in the uncanny valley.
And what's up with the fit of that suit? Just awful. http://tiny.cc/eea6101 Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N) Ruby Rose did it better Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (xcxpd) 231
They want power and they are not messing around.
Trump is as big a threat to them as....we are. In theory. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ======= Eh, the GOP wants power to make themselves and their families rich. The Democrats want to make themselves rich and the rest of us poor and servile. As bad as I complain about King Log, I prefer King Log to King Stork. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv) 232
Seems I need another vehicle, the truck finally might need more than its worth in months
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0) 233
221 A 'cracker' is an offensive term for a white person.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y) I don't understand that. I believe it's from "whipcracker," a slang term for a slave master. Pretty strange to insult someone by saying the person has power over you. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (1Ff7Z) ___________________________________ I feel uncomfortable every time I buy Cheezits at the grocery store. That whole aisle is racist. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske) 234
221 A 'cracker' is an offensive term for a white person.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y) I don't understand that. I believe it's from "whipcracker," a slang term for a slave master. Pretty strange to insult someone by saying the person has power over you. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (1Ff7Z) I thought it was a reference to saltines... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd) 235
He's only MOSTLY dead.
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YwEeS) 236
161 12 That reminds me, I used to really like 'Heathers'.
Christian Slater's Jack Nicholson impression really amused me once. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ===== Rare US 'black' comedy (not referring to race here). Brits used to specialize in these. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv) Love that movie. It really is rare. Grosse Point Blank isn't that dark, Death Becomes Her isn't that funny. Blame It On The Bellboy and many other 'screwball' comedies may have some meanspirited 'humor', but that isn't enough to make that specific genre. It's just not a very American sensibility. Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (Sy6m/) 237
I have to chime in. I'm not a fan of women who never lost the baby fat on their facial cheeks, and Sally Fields falls into that category.
Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (dIske) So Skeletor is right up your alley? Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy) 238
232 Seems I need another vehicle, the truck finally might need more than its worth in months
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0) Time for an old Toyota? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 05:04 PM (xcxpd) 239
And I often wonder if every or what Chinese here are spies
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Ia/+0) 240
What a huge mask she was wearing while she was in office. Just another fake.
------ Well, she has large head, but it wasn't much of a mask. She was a nakedly corrupt swamp lizard who publicly laughed about the GOP money laundering schemes she was part of. Don't listen to what they say. Watch what they do. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 05:04 PM (BI5O2) 241
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:52 PM (gWBY1
I think people who yap about that kind of stuff in "Her mommy milkers were too large" or "He had too big of a wang" are pathetic . Don't say that kind of stuff to anyone unless you can absolutely trust your friends . Certainly don't blather it in public. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Bw1/o) 242
193 I think maybe, just maybe both journalists are making fun...
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3) Scott's tweet has over 20,000 comments. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:04 PM (6wpGE) 243
201 It was daybreak over the US Capital once again ......
Bring out your dead..... Bring out your dead ........... Posted by: Jackson K. ======= If it included those brain dead puppets, it would empty out the Capitol in a hurry. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv) 244
AI informs me that Chao is not representing any organization or business on her current trip to China. She claims it's for her family philanthropic endeavors and was long-planned.
Yet she is having high level meetings with government officials. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt) 245
I don't know what, I need a truck or minivan
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0) 246
I feel uncomfortable every time I buy Cheezits at the grocery store. That whole aisle is racist.
Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske) Cheezits aren't white enough to be crackers. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (uhVAy) 247
Ellen Page pretending to be a man is so off-putting. Look at her moving around in this recent video. It's clear she's trying to move like a man, but she's smack dab in the uncanny valley.
-- There is nothing she can do to shake off her obvious female sex. Lob off her breasts, short hair, dress like a guy...she's still unmistakably a woman. Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (qBdHI) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 05:06 PM (XuXeR) 249
Love that movie. It really is rare. Grosse Point Blank isn't that dark, Death Becomes Her isn't that funny. Blame It On The Bellboy and many other 'screwball' comedies may have some meanspirited 'humor', but that isn't enough to make that specific genre. It's just not a very American sensibility.
Posted by: SciVo ======== American Psycho is another rare 'black' American comedy. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:06 PM (E4rtv) 250
AI informs me that Chao is not representing any organization or business on her current trip to China. She claims it's for her family philanthropic endeavors and was long-planned.
Yet she is having high level meetings with government officials. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt) Nobody is more philanthropic than the CCP high brass. I buy the Mitch McConnell talk show reports more than that story. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Jackson K. at July 07, 2026 05:06 PM (JQ06R) 252
Not big on Jennings helping Mitch, but Jennings takes it to the left in all the clips from CNN I see. I'll give Jennings a freebie here
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (20Ghg) 253
Cheezits aren't white enough to be crackers.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (uhVAy) _________________________ Two words: George Zimmerman Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (dIske) 254
AI informs me that Chao is not representing any organization or business on her current trip to China. She claims it's for her family philanthropic endeavors and was long-planned.
-- She went to trade yoga tips and recipes. Btw, if Mitch is barely clinging to life, don't you think it would behoove one to stay with their spouse at this critical time? Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (qBdHI) 255
221 A 'cracker' is an offensive term for a white person.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y) I don't understand that. I believe it's from "whipcracker," a slang term for a slave master. Pretty strange to insult someone by saying the person has power over you. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (1Ff7Z) US English derogatory a contemptuous term for a white person, especially an impoverished white person living in the southern US. Also called poor white Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (6wpGE) 256
King Log wasn't secretly working for King Stork though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2) 257
206 >>> 54 I hate we have a Soviet society now. "Let's carefully parse the leaders statements to find the clues to the actual truth, because we all know they lie as a default mode."
I mean, doesn't Trump know? Can't he just say? Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (/ZkOF) I want OrangeManBad to demand the release of Hostage Mitch. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM (R+iUD) They hate each other, so are we sure Trump himself knows? Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (tOcjL) 258
Ellen Page pretending to be a man is so off-putting. Look at her moving around in this recent video. It's clear she's trying to move like a man, but she's smack dab in the uncanny valley.
-- There is nothing she can do to shake off her obvious female sex. Lob off her breasts, short hair, dress like a guy...she's still unmistakably a woman. Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 05:05 PM (qBdHI) Someone gave her film of a male chimpanzee to model her walk on. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy) 259
252 Not big on Jennings helping Mitch, but Jennings takes it to the left in all the clips from CNN I see. I'll give Jennings a freebie here
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (20Ghg) _____________________ Jennings used to work for him. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (dIske) 260
There is nothing she can do to shake off her obvious female sex. Lob off her breasts, short hair, dress like a guy...she's still unmistakably a woman.
Posted by: Lady in Black ======== You learn something every day, I never knew breasts could be lobbed. Nice trick that. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv) 261
237 I have to chime in. I'm not a fan of women who never lost the baby fat on their facial cheeks, and Sally Fields falls into that category.
Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (dIske) So Skeletor is right up your alley? Posted by: Oldcat I'm doing my best to help out here! Give me a few more years! Posted by: Ozempic at July 07, 2026 05:08 PM (uSCoZ) 262
>>> 221 A 'cracker' is an offensive term for a white person.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y) I don't understand that. I believe it's from "whipcracker," a slang term for a slave master. Pretty strange to insult someone by saying the person has power over you. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:01 PM (1Ff7Z) Not from saltines??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:08 PM (R+iUD) 263
what official government diplomatic position does Elaine Chao hold, again?
She was, supposedly, there on personal business related to philanthropic endeavors. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e) 264
Biden had oxygen relief stations and wheelchair ramps installed in the US Capital to help his friends....
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 07, 2026 05:09 PM (JQ06R) 265
Three people are claiming to have talked to him within the last couple of days:
Scott Jennings John Thune According to New York Times reporter Catie Edmonson, a spokesperson for U.S. Sen. John Barrasso of Wyoming said the senator had spoken with McConnell on July 7 for about 20 minutes. Regardless of his mortality, he is in no position to represent the people of Kentucky, and they should be vocal about that. Toss him unceremoniously out the door. The self-importance is ridiculous. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 04:57 PM Multiple people also claimed they had talked to senator mccain in the weeks before they finally announced he was dead, assuring us that he would be back to work in DC in just a few days or weeks. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 05:09 PM (0N4FZ) 266
A more loathsome Senator would be hard to find. And yes I know Chuck Shumer and Dick “Dick” Durbin both exist.
Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 05:09 PM (Tpp9k) Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (kX27y) 268
Cartel judge in Georgia tells the DOJ what crimes they are allowed to investigate.
Sure, he lied and says it's because the statue of limitations has run on election crimes but: 1. Conspiracy is an on going crime, and they have 100% conspired to cover up the crime even to today 2. DOJ never said it was only 2020 crimes, but that they wanted the names of those who worked 2020, because 3. They have relevant info about crimes they are investigating. This is basically the judge saying they can't investigate a murder because limitations had passed on the guy they want to subpoena for illegal gambling. But I really like the implication: That only those who commit election fraud (GA officials) are allowed to investigate their election fraud. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (3cUTc) 269
US English derogatory
a contemptuous term for a white person, especially an impoverished white person living in the southern US. Also called poor white Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (6wpGE) Are you really going to believe a dictionary over information posted on AoS?? Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (1Ff7Z) 270
Someone gave her film of a male chimpanzee to model her walk on.
Posted by: Oldcat ------ Male and female hips are different and that is one the first tells that archaelogists use to determine sex is the pelvis. My guess is Ellen is trying so hard to keep her hips from swiveling it makes her walk abnormal. Heinlein spends a bit in Starship Troopers pondering the mysteries of the female walk. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (E4rtv) 271
Btw, if Mitch is barely clinging to life, don't you think it would behoove one to stay with their spouse at this critical time?
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (qBdHI) You'd think so. I'm leaning towards that means Mitch isn't too far gone and she was told to complete the trip. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt) 272
Not from saltines???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:08 PM (R+iUD) Civil War hardtack rations were called crackers, but are much larger and thicker than modern saltines. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy) 273
Yeah, I learned today that Scott Jennings is a McConnell machine man. I didn't know that.
This falls neatly under the heading of "don't listen to what they say, watch what they do." Shame on me. I should've known better, but now I do, so I have no use for Scott Jennings going forward. Automatic "ignore" from now on. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (BI5O2) 274
The Atlanta Crackers were a top minor league team up to the year before the Braves moved there from me Milwaukee. White folks liked the name
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (20Ghg) 275
Just put his wife in. (She's been a cabinet Secretary twice in her career.) There aren't that many months until he'd be gone anyway.
In American political history, 48 women have been elected or appointed to fill congressional vacancies created by the deaths of their husbands. This practice, coined "widow's succession" or the "widow's mandate", includes 39 women who succeeded to the House and eight to the Senate. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (NFX2v) 276
Nothing like being the shortest, weakest person in that video
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0) 277
Anyone know of the Anne Heche death conspiracy? Apparently (as shown on X) video taken from news helicopter shows Anne (or someone) clearly trying to get up off the stretcher before getting shoved into the back of the ambulance. I asked Grok to confirm the video is connected with Anne's death and not doctored and Grok confirmed, but contined to gaslight me saying I couldn't possibly be seeing what I was seeing. I don't know what to believe, I hate this.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 07, 2026 05:11 PM (E8E+8) 278
>>> 268 Cartel judge in Georgia tells the DOJ what crimes they are allowed to investigate.
Sure, he lied and says it's because the statue of limitations has run on election crimes but: 1. Conspiracy is an on going crime, and they have 100% conspired to cover up the crime even to today 2. DOJ never said it was only 2020 crimes, but that they wanted the names of those who worked 2020, because 3. They have relevant info about crimes they are investigating. This is basically the judge saying they can't investigate a murder because limitations had passed on the guy they want to subpoena for illegal gambling. But I really like the implication: That only those who commit election fraud (GA officials) are allowed to investigate their election fraud. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (3cUTc) Arrest the fucking judge since he's obviously invovled. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:11 PM (R+iUD) 279
Today is November 23, 2050, and I want to wish Senator Schumer a happy 100th birthday and good luck in your reelection for your 20th term.
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 07, 2026 05:11 PM (JQ06R) 280
And she is autographing for guys.
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0) 281
Bad luck is happening in Midtown Manhattan
youtu.be/qVSAueGw-o8 Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 05:12 PM (gKWVE) 282
The Atlanta Crackers were a top minor league team up to the year before the Braves moved there from me Milwaukee. White folks liked the name
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (20Ghg) Also note the craze for the "Fighting Whiteys" some years ago. Or Notre Dame's mascot. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:12 PM (uhVAy) 283
Civil War hardtack rations were called crackers, but are much larger and thicker than modern saltines.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy) Or, ship's biscuits. Posted by: Jon Townsend and Max Miller at July 07, 2026 05:12 PM (1Ff7Z) 284
281 Bad luck is happening in Midtown Manhattan
youtu.be/qVSAueGw-o8 Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 05:12 PM (gKWVE) They are renovating a former Pfizer office building to make condos...I bet they took out main supports b/c they were gonna be ugly or intrusive to the living areas (and no one asked an engineer or architect 1st)... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 05:13 PM (tOcjL) 285
I asked Grok to confirm the video is connected with Anne's death and not doctored and Grok confirmed, but contined to gaslight me saying I couldn't possibly be seeing what I was seeing. I don't know what to believe, I hate this.
Posted by: Chuck Martel You know Ellen went to UK for awhile around that time. Hmmm, I guess my version of Clue would be Ellen with a pillow in the ambulance. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv) 286
Three people are claiming to have talked to him within the last couple of days:
Scott Jennings John Thune He's far beyond cogent. This version of Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 07, 2026 05:14 PM (uSCoZ) 287
>>> 285 I asked Grok to confirm the video is connected with Anne's death and not doctored and Grok confirmed, but contined to gaslight me saying I couldn't possibly be seeing what I was seeing. I don't know what to believe, I hate this.
Posted by: Chuck Martel You know Ellen went to UK for awhile around that time. Hmmm, I guess my version of Clue would be Ellen with a pillow in the ambulance. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv) "You're not fooling anyone!" -- Ellen D holding the pillow Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:15 PM (R+iUD) 288
Anyone know of the Anne Heche death conspiracy? Apparently (as shown on X) video taken from news helicopter shows Anne (or someone) clearly trying to get up off the stretcher before getting shoved into the back of the ambulance. I asked Grok to confirm the video is connected with Anne's death and not doctored and Grok confirmed, but contined to gaslight me saying I couldn't possibly be seeing what I was seeing. I don't know what to believe, I hate this.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 07, 2026 05:11 PM (E8E+ Reminds one of the 'bring out your dead' scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "You aren't fooling anyone you know" I barely know who she is much less why people would be filming her nor why there would be reason to get her. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy) 289
American Psycho is another rare 'black' American comedy.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:06 PM (E4rtv) I must add it to my list! I highly recommend both seasons of Dead Like Me, one of my favorite shows of all time. (Skip the movie, they tried to pull a Serenity and it was *horrible*.) 2003-4 Showtime afterlife workplace dramedy. Hit that very specific spot juuuust right. That reminds me, I switched phones and need to put the opening theme of DLM back onto it for my ringtone. Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/) 290
Where Is Mitch McConnell? Some Demand "Proof of Life"
------- Previously on - Headlines That Could Be From 2018. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 05:16 PM (vE0+H) 291
269 US English derogatory
a contemptuous term for a white person, especially an impoverished white person living in the southern US. Also called poor white Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:07 PM (6wpGE) Are you really going to believe a dictionary over information posted on AoS?? Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (1Ff7Z) Not necessarily? Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:16 PM (6wpGE) 292
Talking “to” Mitch is easy; talking “with” Mitch is harder.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 05:16 PM (jTgrB) 293
Hey Man..... Mitch and I are down here in Kingston, Jamaca banging Reggae Snapper, Drinking Rum and smoking some big Bob Marley Gunja.
Ain't that Baaaaaaaaaad Mon and we be jamming .... Posted by: Blo Jiden at July 07, 2026 05:16 PM (38587) 294
>>> 288
== Reminds one of the 'bring out your dead' scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "You aren't fooling anyone you know" I barely know who she is much less why people would be filming her nor why there would be reason to get her. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy) Horde mind! ... why do low-level mafia members get whacked? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:16 PM (R+iUD) 295
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor · 1h 🚨 BREAKING: A Boeing 737-400 freighter has gone missing in the Indian Ocean, just past the Gulf of Oman, after taking off from the UAE Flight tracking data shows an EXTREMELY rapid descent, dropping approximately 35,000 feet in less than 2 minutes, before disappearing from radar entirely. Pray for the souls on board. A search and rescue operation has been launched. It's not currently known what would have brought down the plane. The K2 Airways cargo plane (AP-BOI) was reportedly en route to Karachi, Pakistan. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:17 PM (E4rtv) 296
I'm leaning towards that means Mitch isn't too far gone and she was told to complete the trip.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt For the record, this would not deter me from coming home as soon as possible, and with their money, that means on a private jet. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 05:17 PM (PRqXW) 297
My guess would be one last spasm, clutching to life as the lights went down. Nobody killed a demonstrably insane, drug-addicted F-list celebrity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 05:17 PM (BI5O2) 298
> My guess is Ellen is trying so hard to keep her hips from swiveling it makes her walk abnormal.
Guys also tend to slouch and bounce more. Women typically stand more erectly and sort of glide in comparison. She's trying to mimic the slouch and bounce, but it's not natural and it looks wrong. I think your observation RE her hips is a big part of it. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 05:18 PM (mkw2N) Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0) 300
300
Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:18 PM (6wpGE) 301
I don't care. After years of cancer-ridden elderly RBG works out harder than you articles, I'm content to let this asshole's corpse ride out the remainder of his term. Post someone nearby to keep the flies of him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 05:19 PM (NehaE) 302
U.S. Central Command
"@CENTCOM 4m U.S. Central Command forces have begun launching a series of powerful strikes against Iran to impose heavy costs for targeting and attacking commercial shipping crewed by innocent civilians in an international waterway. The U.S. strikes are in response to Iranian attacks on three commercial vessels that were transiting the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s demonstrated aggression was unwarranted, dangerous, and a clear violation of the ceasefire" Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 05:19 PM (GD0B3) 303
Justice! Many of those fired for their comments about Charlie Kirk's death have received massive sums of money from wrongful termination lawsuits.
Posted by: Sid at July 07, 2026 05:19 PM (2M3ac) 304
Hardtack, aka worm castles.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 05:20 PM (jTgrB) 305
Not sure what would bring a plane down in the middle of a war zone. Baffling.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 05:20 PM (n5tGW) 306
"Cargo Flight" ? hmm
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 05:21 PM (GD0B3) 307
Schrödinger’s Turtle
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 05:21 PM (bAJQW) 308
Are you really going to believe a dictionary over information posted on AoS??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (1Ff7Z) Not necessarily? Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:16 PM (6wpGE) Whew! I mean, the Horde is certainly more correct than some outside source! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 05:22 PM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 07, 2026 05:22 PM (E8E+8) 310
Sparkle Judge bitch slapped.
SCOTUS Wire @scotus_wire · 36m 🚨 Just weeks after Judge Sparkle Sooknanan vacated the SAVE system's SSN-search and bulk-upload features, a federal judge in Florida ordered the agency to restore those same features, which states use to verify citizenship and immigration status for voter rolls. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv) 311
I bet they took out main supports b/c they were gonna be ugly or intrusive to the living areas (and no one asked an engineer or architect 1st)...
Kansas City Hyatt renovation techniques are the worst techniques. Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2026 05:23 PM (8uzBS) 312
>Sally Fields, IMHO, is actually one of those rare actresses who's gotten better looking as she's aged.
----- she was a real MILF in Forrest Gump Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 05:23 PM (ZxPkt) 313
Hell, proof of life was requested for Biden. Silence for weeks.
"Conspiracy theory, conspiracy theory!" the progressives and press yelled. Just say No. Ps - Biden & Harris should have been drug and alcohol screened weekly for four solid years & results made public. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:24 PM (NFX2v) 314
I'm leaning towards that means Mitch isn't too far gone and she was told to complete the trip.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt For the record, this would not deter me from coming home as soon as possible, and with their money, that means on a private jet. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 05:17 PM (PRqXW) For Mitch McConnell ? I'm sure it was a love match. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy) 315
Women typically stand more erectly and sort of glide in comparison.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 05:18 PM (mkw2N) No one stands, how you say, more erectly, than the Paolo. Posted by: The Paolo at July 07, 2026 05:24 PM (1Ff7Z) 316
JUST IN: Former Democratic Florida Gubernatorial Nominee Andrew Gillum Arrested With Meth, Cut Straws, Bong
https://shorturl.at/wtLRt Gateway Pundit Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:25 PM (R+iUD) Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 05:25 PM (RIvkX) 318
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh · 5m 🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump and the U.S. military have just launched STRIKES against Iran while 47 is in Turkey, after the mullahs attacked vessels in the Strait FAFO IN REAL TIME! 🔥 “U.S. Central Command forces have begun launching a series of powerful strikes against Iran to impose heavy costs for targeting and attacking commercial shipping crewed by innocent civilians in an international waterway.” “The U.S. strikes are in response to Iranian attacks on three commercial vessels that were transiting the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s demonstrated aggression was unwarranted, dangerous, and a clear violation of the ceasefire.” 🇺🇸 Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv) 319
Judge Sparkle Sooknanan
ROFL, I'm sure this is a straight-laced textualist and very rational and impartial presence on the bench.... Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h) 320
Wants Thomas Massie to run for McConnell’s seat if it becomes vacant
… there were conspiracy theories floating around yesterday the McConnell was dead and they were trying to hide that till after the dead line that would keep a special election till after November. Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (IrKJc) 321
310. 36m
🚨 Just weeks after Judge Sparkle Sooknanan vacated the SAVE system's SSN-search and bulk-upload features, a federal judge in Florida ordered the agency to restore those same features, which states use to verify citizenship and immigration status for voter rolls. Posted by: whig Thank heavens. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (NFX2v) 322
For Mitch McConnell ? I'm sure it was a love match.
Posted by: Oldcat ======= Asset and handler doesn't make a good love match. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv) 323
Nood. Come and mock the formatting.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e) 324
Why are MAGA people so hot to force Turtle to provide PoL? Who cares if he’s alive or dead.
If he’s dead, that means the shitfuck KY governor gets to appoint a Democrap to the seat. Why do we want that? Yes yes yes, I know about that law forced through. You wanna bet on that? Sometimes I wonder about my fellow MAGA peeps. Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (bAJQW) 325
she was a real MILF in Forrest Gump
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 05:23 PM (ZxPkt) -------- Dat's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Posted by: The school principal that suggested a "deal" to enroll Forrest in school at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (PiwSw) 326
Kansas City Hyatt renovation techniques are the worst techniques.
Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2026 05:23 PM (8uzBS) We're trying to do some renovations here, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! Posted by: Slim Pickens at July 07, 2026 05:27 PM (oqH4h) 327
there were conspiracy theories floating around yesterday the McConnell was dead and they were trying to hide that till after the dead line that would keep a special election till after November.
Posted by: SMOD After a day in August, mebbe August 4th, the law would have a coterminous special election with the general to fill any vacancy. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv) 328
If he’s dead, that means the shitfuck KY governor gets to appoint a Democrap to the seat. Why do we want that? Yes yes yes, I know about that law forced through. You wanna bet on that?
Sometimes I wonder about my fellow MAGA peeps. Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (bAJQW) My understanding is that if he's dead it's early enough that there has to be a special election to replace him, rather than have whatever dildoneck the Dem gov appoints ride out the term for the next however many years. Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 05:28 PM (oqH4h) 329
Isn't it Kentucky state law that the Dem governor specifically *can't* name the replacement, there has to be a special election?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG) Gov disagrees with the new law. Posted by: Nova Local at July Unfortunately, it seems the state constitution disagrees as well. I could be wrong, but it seems the demoncrat is correct this time. Posted by: Dandalo at July 07, 2026 05:29 PM (3QsZU) 330
316 JUST IN: Former Democratic Florida Gubernatorial Nominee Andrew Gillum Arrested With Meth, Cut Straws, Bong
https://shorturl.at/wtLRt Gateway Pundit Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2026 05:25 PM (R+iUD) Meth. Not even once. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:30 PM (6wpGE) 331
323 Nood. Come and mock the formatting.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 05:31 PM (6wpGE) 332
They are talking to an AI Mitch? Ask Mitch to calculate pi to the final digit and see what happens.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 07, 2026 05:33 PM (TVOOe) 333
281 Bad luck is happening in Midtown Manhattan
youtu.be/qVSAueGw-o8 Posted by: gKWVE Want to be the Mayor? Have a competent staff including Licensing, Engineering and Inspection Services. Further, quit sitting around mouthing off as you wait for the Kelce's and other billionaires to give you, your staff and "your" city more money. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 05:34 PM (NFX2v) 334
Christopher Pike is too good a character to compare that ratf*ck McConnell to; he is definitely Hector Salamanca. Got his little bell and dinging the sh*t out of it.
Posted by: Nelly at July 07, 2026 05:36 PM (6+ehB) 335
It’s hilarious how leftists think Turtle is some maga stalwart. These dummies also think Fox News is right wing.
Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 05:36 PM (Tpp9k) Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 07, 2026 05:37 PM (vLKBf) 337
Sally Fields won an Oscar for Norma Rae. She was good in Places of the Heart too. She is one of the few actresses that hasn't had any work done. She looks like a grandma, which is what she is.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 07, 2026 05:38 PM (bkuEU) 338
Heh. Trust Sid to once again prove that leftists are the most vile people imaginable.
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 05:39 PM (/ZkOF) 339
When I see Mitch, I don't even see a turtle anymore, I see a crusty old shell of a man who should be given a release. A rocking chair on the porch with a blanket.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 05:40 PM (fkjGs) 340
A “health event”.
No one knows what that word means anymore I guess. Let me assure you, Mr. McConnell has no such thing as “health”. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 05:41 PM (OwmWb) Day One of Tyler Robinson Preliminary Hearing: Prosecution Detonates Candace Owens' Lie That Robinson Never Set Foot on the CampusGator GarHere's video of Tyler Robinson skulking around the campus of Utah Valley University, including video of him walking stiff-legged because he was concealing a rifle down his pant-leg. Here's video of Tyler Robinson (or someone who looks a lot like him) taking aim with the rifle shortly before Kirk was shot. Remember, Cavernous Nostrils and her "Mommysleuths" have insisted for a year that this rifle could not have caused the wound to Charlie Kirk and that the actual murder weapon was either a concealed handgun fired by a TPUSA staffer (under orders from Israel, of course) or an "exploding microphone." And by the way, the microphone plainly did not explode. It was on video, and nothing happens with the microphone. But Cavernous Nostrils and her Mommysleuths still insist the "exploding microphone" is a possible murder weapon. Anything but the rifle Tyler Robinson is seen on video preparing for a sniper shot.
Liz WheelerHere, Cavernous Nostrils insists to low-IQ moron Shawn Ryan that Tyler Robinson wasn't even on the campus, and is a "total patsy." She says "they get look-alikes and get everyone to wear the same outfit" to fake Robinson's apparent presence on the campus. Liz Wheeler also alerts us that the Candace/Tucker conspiracy zombies are already distorting a prosecution statement -- the prosecution said we didn't release video of Robinson taking the shot. The Candace/Tucker communist Nazis take this to mean there is no video of the shot. That's not what they said. Liz WheelerMeanwhile: Me-Again Kelly has refused to call out Candace Owens' year-long op to get Tyler Robinson acquitted in the murder of Charlie Kirk because she believes it was all a Jewish-Mormon-Egyptian-French Intel-Fedlsop-Bee Cult conspiracy (no really) that involves a suspicious number of people on the campus wearing maroon shirts to identify themselves to other members of the Jewish-Mormon-Egyptian-French Intel-Fedlsop-Bee Cult conspiracy. No, really -- three men were wearing maroon shirts so that means they're elite special forces sent by some country (Israel) to kill Charlie Kirk.
Bonchie Ryan SaavedraBonus: Candace Owens spoke with fellow homosexual Milo Yiannopolis and called the American Revolution "fake and gay," denying the conventional history about a determination for self-rule and against taxation without representation and championing instead a -- get this -- conspiratorial narrative, in which the Revolution was fomented by -- get this -- Jews. Well, Jews ("B'nai B'rith," the biggest Jewish humanitarian organization) and the Freemasons.
She believes literally every single conspiracy theory. This History Buff also thinks July 4, 1776 was the date of the Boston Tea Party. Can we not do this again in the future? That is, when a minority makes noises that maybe they're slightly conservative, can we not do exactly what we claim what only leftists do and overpromote them to the highest levels based on nothing but their race and gender? I would love if we could stop doing that. Seth Dillon The Coldblooded ChristianThat post here with video.
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (2YhKe) Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (xA5g+) 3
Huh....didn't expect that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (2YhKe) 4
top 13
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (CWTWj) 5
Day One of Tyler Robinson Murder Trial: Prosecution Detonates Candace Owens' Long-Standing Lie That Robinson Never Set Foot on the Campus
Wait.....you called her by her name? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (2YhKe) 6
Candace pivots to, "That's not Tyler - -that's a golum summoned by an evil Rabbi."
Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:22 PM (Av6i5) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:22 PM (O0L8i) 8
Candice is a basket case
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (5MUB0) 10
It was a tender, loving rifle, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (jGGMD) 11
including video of him walking stiff-legged because he was concealing a rifle down his pant-leg.
He was just thinking about his furry boyfriend! If the dick don't fit, you must acquit! Posted by: Candace Owens at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (uSCoZ) 12
Y'know, in retrospect, maybe if he didn't want to get convicted of murder, he shouldn't have murdered someone
Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Av6i5) 13
Well, they're not terribly bad looking or such...
Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (1wjle) 15
Can dance, Tuck her and Me again....vulgars got to vulgate.
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (wvc0i) 16
I personally know one of these mommysleuths...it's exhausting.
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (RmciC) 17
Maybe the Patriot Front us behind it all...
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (YwEeS) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (XuXeR) 19
You remember MadLibs fill in words when you were a kid. Candace Owens grift is just to stick random people into a random conspiracy and let it roll. Makes no sense but her followers lap it up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (20Ghg) 20
The left: Obviously this was done by some MAGA guy. Robinson is clearly innocent
Also the left: Why can't our others shooters be as accurate as Robinson? Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm) 21
Lance is so dreamy, I'd kill a hundred Christians just to get one taste of his sweet anus.
Posted by: Tyler Robinson at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Av6i5) 22
Dang, read the content...
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Q/FnY) 23
Ace this isn't his trial this is a preliminary hearing.
From what I read earlier his lawyers will not let this go to trial. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (0N4FZ) 24
17 Maybe the Patriot Front us behind it all...
It was probably them who persecuted the Sudetenland Germans as well. Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (lUpHx) 25
In my defense...
I only wanted to tongue punch Megan Kelly's Episiotomy Scar. That was not an endorsement of her Conservative bona fides in any sense. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (5MUB0) 26
This gay furry-loving murderous pervert drives a ... Dodge Challenger?
LOLOLOLOLOL. The Stang Boys and Camaro Bros are gonna have a field day with this! Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/) 27
Milo call the founding of America "fake and gay!"
In other news, the pot called the kettle black. Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Av6i5) 28
Whatever happened to the guy that jumped up and claimed he was the shooter?
Obviously he knew there was going to be a leftwing shooter - no person jumps out and starts yelling if you think there is a random shooter around. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm) 29
So, let me get this straight: You think Tyler Robinson killed Charlie Kirk? And, did it out of some twisted devotion to tranny-hood and his gay lover? And, his parents turned him in, to a local cop they knew would make certain he survived the arrest process?
Well, OK then. Case closed for me. Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (KCI+7) 30
If you believe that, you need to set down your phone, immediately go to Confession, pray in humility for wisdom and discernment, and start reading a rigorous curriculum of the classics to train your mind to think rather than be swayed by cultish emotional groupthink. I say this with love because otherwise you have surrendered the mind and soul God gifted you to the Great Deceiver.
Here you go, Democrats....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe) 31
Wonder how long it'll be before Candace and Tucker blame Israel for the US loss to Belgium.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ) 32
Has Cavernous Nostrils started screaming about how the videos are all AI and therefore fake and gay yet?
Because I need time to pop my popcorn. Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't like too much butter at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Wt5PA) 33
Trying to watch any of those clips, I could feel my IQ dropping in real time.
What kind of idiot is dumb enough to believe any of this insane horseshit and still remember how to breathe on their own? Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (oqH4h) 34
Who would make a fairer Helen of Troy? Candace or Megin?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (wBaIH) 35
Here's another one who we -- and I include myself here -- elevated entirely for DEI reasons. "She's a woman, she will appeal to other women, who cares if she's a liberal feminist and a bit of a retard? Look at all the D I V E R S I T Y this nasty self-obsessed cunt brings us!" ==================== Nah, we and you didn't do it just for that. It was a nice-to-have when she first appeared. She was great before she went off the cliff. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (mmrXZ) 36
>>Whatever happened to the guy that jumped up and claimed he was the shooter?
They found Child Porn on his phone...so, he is in jail. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:29 PM (5MUB0) 37
THATS AI! Can Dance probably .
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2026 03:29 PM (wvc0i) 38
This gay furry-loving murderous pervert drives a ... Dodge Challenger?
So he's a low-level black drug dealer who fancies his chances running from the Arkansas State Police? Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:29 PM (2ocoG) 39
I only wanted to tongue punch Megan Kelly's Episiotomy Scar.
That was not an endorsement of her Conservative bona fides in any sense. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (5MUB0) Sounds like overcompensating to me. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 03:29 PM (jGGMD) 40
vulgars got to vulgate.
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 20 My attorneys will be in touch. -- Zombie Jerome Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ) 41
Imagine going back in time and telling some commie that one of their own killed an important rightwing speaker in the future...and then telling them he did it because the rightwing speaker insulted the shooter's squirrel boy lover by claiming trannies aren't really women.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm) 42
That "Bee-Cult" stuff scares me. My little village has been a "Bee City" for several years.
Those people are weird. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:30 PM (l4RKn) 43
19 You remember MadLibs fill in words when you were a kid. Candace Owens grift is just to stick random people into a random conspiracy and let it roll. Makes no sense but her followers lap it up
Here's an example. The Joos took their yarmulkes and their blood matzoh and used it to destroy anyone without a hooknose in Gaza. I think it's one of her better ones, don't you? Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 03:30 PM (lUpHx) 44
Whatever happened to the guy that jumped up and claimed he was the shooter?
Obviously he knew there was going to be a leftwing shooter - no person jumps out and starts yelling if you think there is a random shooter around. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm) _______ Creepy old queen who turned out to have kiddie porn on his phone. For realz. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/) 45
Trump is going to have to lob some missiles at Iran this week, even though he would rather not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2026 03:30 PM (KCI+7) 46
Democrats on Biden: He is in excellent health, Rocket Scientist, Probing, could beat Steven Hawking in Chess, Newton is an idiot compared to Joe, etc....
Democrats on McConnel: He is clueless, should resign now, IQ of a dead hamster, falls down a lot, Goes the wrong way, shakes hands with ghosts, etc.... Posted by: Jackson K. at July 07, 2026 03:30 PM (38587) 47
Women are like herd animals. They like to be in groups and they want to be closest to the leader of the group. It amazes me, that even accomplished women, will succumb to the glamour of being in the presence of a confident leader, whom appears to be liked by a desirable peer group.
Cavernous Nostrils is nuts. She is the second longest running public cry for help in this country. Keith Olberman is the longest running. Posted by: There i said it at July 07, 2026 03:30 PM (anL5R) 48
They could have worked out a plea bargain before the pre-trial. The longer they wait, the less leverage they have.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM (eInvt) 49
I only wanted to tongue punch Megan Kelly's Episiotomy Scar.
Preferred: That woman is pretty Ok: I would like to have sexual relations with that woman Not ok: I would crawl threw broken glass to smell that woman's fart Really not ok: I want to tongue punch that woman's Episiotomy Scar Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM (lUpHx) Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (kX27y) 52
Can we not do this again in the future? That is, when a minority makes noises that maybe they're slightly conservative, can we not do exactly what we claim what only leftists do and overpromote them to the highest levels based on nothing but their race and gender?
I would love if we could stop doing that. === Word! Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (GD0B3) 53
Re: Ted Kenndy @ Chappaquidick last thread - The story goes, according to one of the spook agencies, Kennedy didn’t know Miss Kopechne was in the car. She was sleeping it off. It was another one of the “boiler room” gals he was driving around with (whose purse was in fact found in the car).
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (JnJGI) 54
and start reading a rigorous curriculum of the classics to train your mind to think rather than be swayed by cultish emotional groupthink.
If you're looking for the classics, the links on the sidebar await you. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (0sNs1) 55
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)
We have Ben for the 'Let's explain the joke' bit, you know? Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (5MUB0) 56
I find it very hard to relive the Charlie Kirk part. Megyn and Candace I ignore. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (mmrXZ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (O0L8i) 58
Can we not do this again in the future? That is, when a minority makes noises that maybe they're slightly conservative, can we not do exactly what we claim what only leftists do and overpromote them to the highest levels based on nothing but their race and gender?
I would love if we could stop doing that. You're not including Michael Steele here, I hope. Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (lUpHx) 59
...and then telling them he did it because the rightwing speaker insulted the shooter's squirrel boy lover by claiming trannies aren't really women.
Posted by: 18-1 ----------------- He didn't insult the lover, he insulted the shooter by saying he was a fag who was dating a mentally ill male. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (KOok1) 60
I'm a little surprised a modern college campus doesn't have more exterior cameras. Those very long shots of the roof are the best they have? Surprising.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/) 61
I think CO is going to have a Dunning-Kreuger singularity event, where she has so much Dunning-Kreuger she becomes a black hole.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 03:34 PM (KOok1) 62
34 Who would make a fairer Helen of Troy? Candace or Megin?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov Don't forget about ME!!!! Posted by: Ann Coulter at July 07, 2026 03:34 PM (uSCoZ) 63
Robinson is gonna try to plea deal out the death penalty... No trial
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 03:35 PM (FtULh) 64
Candice is a basket case
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0) She's like, I'm guessing, most 'influencers'. She'll say whatever she thinks will get her the most money and attention. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 07, 2026 03:35 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 03:35 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 03:35 PM (VyBeY) 67
I only wanted to tongue punch Megan Kelly's Episiotomy Scar.
=== Preferred: That woman is pretty Ok: I would like to have sexual relations with that woman Not ok: I would crawl threw broken glass to smell that woman's fart Really not ok: I want to tongue punch that woman's Episiotomy Scar Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM What about interacting with certain feminine hygiene products? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Charles Windsor at July 07, 2026 03:36 PM (0sNs1) 68
I'm just going to stick with Candace is a kook and continue not to believe a word she types or speaks.
Posted by: Area_Man at July 07, 2026 03:36 PM (5sXZv) Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 03:36 PM (Y8DZL) 70
That post here with video.
Charlie's death. When Charlie died. FFS......He was ASSASSINATED in broad daylight. He didn't die. He was brutally murdered in cold blood. Lessening it by just saying he died doesn't help ANYONE get past it. Admitting there is evil in the world and that evil does evil things accentuates the good versus evil battle that we're ACTUALLY experiencing right now. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:36 PM (2YhKe) 71
where she has so much Dunning-Kreuger she becomes a black hole."
*watches slooow pitch sail towards plate Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 03:36 PM (XuXeR) 72
If you believe that, you need to set down your phone, immediately go to Confession ____________ Priest: Do you have a firm purpose of amending your life? Candace: Only a Jewboy would ask that! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:36 PM (O0L8i) 73
Tyler Robinson says, "I'm just a patsy!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh I didn't realize that that's what Lee Harvey Oswald said when he was arrested. I'm beginning to think more and more that Oswald was right. I'm reading a book right now on the two George Bushes. Poppy Bush looks more and more like he was in on the assassination of Kennedy. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ) 74
Nostrildamus is crazy like a shithouse mouse. MeAgain is just an attention seeking has been. It's been pretty funny to watch their credibility implode.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (3Ope8) 75
graham platner on npr a month ago: "i represent healthy masculinity"
makes you wonder what owens represents Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (CWTWj) 76
Candice Owens and her running mates should be defamed to the world for the lying, communist freaks they are; In the NYT and Washington Post for starters.
If Bezos is pro-American and not a communist he will otherwise you can make the assumption. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (+yTe/) 77
With regards to the Manhattan high-rise being evacuated as officials warn of potential collapse, I recommend that they use Gorilla Glue to fix the problem...
If it does collapse, I will rebuild by putting a Gay and Transgender Government housing facility only open to illegal aliens and Somalis. Posted by: Mayor Mandami of NYC at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (xl8DV) 78
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (JnJGI) ============= What? So, like, Mary Jo was passed out in the back seat unbeknownst to Ted and there was actually aNOTHER girl like in the front seat and she got out of the car but we never found out about it? That's wild. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mmrXZ) 79
The Charlie Kirk murder and reaction remains one of the most depressing episodes of my adult life. It’s just painful to think about
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (TCUO6) 80
Also the left: Why can't our others shooters be as accurate as Robinson?
He wasn't accurate. Nobody takes a neck shot on purpose. He was either aiming for the head or the chest and missed by 6 to 10 inches at ~150 yards. Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (vTZFs) 81
"She's a woman, she will appeal to other women, who cares if she's a liberal feminist and a bit of a retard? Look at all the D I V E R S I T Y this nasty self-obsessed cunt brings us!"
Tell me you've stood outside the door of a Disney production meeting without telling me you've stood outside the door of a Disney production meeting. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (2YhKe) 82
P-HUSTLE'S GOTS TO GET PAID! DAT SEAT'S VALUABLE!
Posted by: BERNIE PLATNER at July 07, 2026 03:39 PM (qUkBO) 83
I think it says something about the declining mental health of the Country that this insane lunatic has such a large following, given the laugh out loud horseshit she is spewing.
And her audience is mostly women. Say what you will, but since 2001 things have been getting worse. The more stressed people are, the more hysterical conversion reactions we'll see. Posted by: There i said it at July 07, 2026 03:39 PM (anL5R) 84
It is pretty rare for the state not to accept a plea in exchange for life. I wonder if Robinson's attorneys are trying to play games here or Utah has so little crime that there is no motivation to plead him down.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 03:39 PM (wGerL) Posted by: four seasons at July 07, 2026 03:39 PM (/QHx4) 86
Day One of Tyler Robinson Murder Trial: Prosecution Detonates Candace Owens' Lie That Robinson Never Set Foot on the Campus
=== That as far as I got... Dumb scrunt. They had video on day one. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (/lPRQ) 87
This trial is gonna be a clicks and ratings godsend for clownwhores like Candy-Ass and Me-Again. They are gonna pimp it, say insane things about it, and milk it for every penny they can. I don't know if my stomach can handle that. [Shudders]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/) 88
Poppy Bush looks more and more like he was in on the assassination of Kennedy. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ) ____________ Along with the Masons, the Rotary, the Forest Service and the Rosicrucians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (O0L8i) 89
An episiotomy scar is also referred to a "daddy stitch" or in more comman parlance, a "taint line". Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (Y8DZL) 90
A prominent media owner that allows disparaging, un-American lies to be promoted from his outlet should not be allowed to compete in bidding for US Government contracts.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (+yTe/) 91
Theory was old guy who claimed he was shooter was only to let the real murderer to get away
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (XuXeR) 93
Just whose cocktail parties are they attending?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (YlWIZ) 94
77 With regards to the Manhattan high-rise being evacuated as officials warn of potential collapse, I recommend that they use Gorilla Glue to fix the problem...
___ Duct tape! Posted by: Intergalactic Duct Tape Alliance at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (qUkBO) 95
79 The Charlie Kirk murder and reaction remains one of the most depressing episodes of my adult life. It’s just painful to think about
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (TCUO6) Yes.... And it has achieved its intended purpose... To shut down a growing movement.... TPUSA still exists but without Charlie it's a shadow of itself... Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (FtULh) 96
Preferred: That woman is pretty
Ok: I would like to have sexual relations with that woman Not ok: I would crawl threw broken glass to smell that woman's fart Really not ok: I want to tongue punch that woman's Episiotomy Scar Posted by: 18-1 The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (uSCoZ) 97
Wait, if the jews caused the American Revolution wouldn't that be a good thing?
Posted by: Max Power at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (SwyyQ) 98
The Charlie Kirk murder and reaction remains one of the most depressing episodes of my adult life. It’s just painful to think about Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (TCUO6) ______________ Not just the murder itself but the deranged reaction from the Left, especially the distaff side. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i) 99
How about some GAINZZZ instead of this thread? Well, hitting the elliptical for thirty.
How many people really believe what these liar say? They something different each day. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2026 03:42 PM (1Ff7Z) 100
In the pre-internet days, these people would be living in a small apartment, surrounded by their obsessions or tenured professors.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 07, 2026 03:42 PM (sAmhv) 101
I still can't believe Charlie was murdered.
Posted by: four seasons at July 07, 2026 03:39 PM (/QHx4) I have no issue believing it. They've attempted to murder Trump 3 times. Kirk and Trump were supporters of each other and Kirk was gaining popularity WORLD WIDE. They HAD to take him out. They can't have the Word of God shaping young minds, now can they. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe) 102
"What is the defense here? A mass conspiracy of Israel, Egypt, France, the U.S. Military, Charlie's former security, Erika Kirk, Cabot Philips, Kash Patel, the FBI, the ATF, Utah police, the judge, and TPUSA all in on the plot together..."
What about Slender Man? Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/) 103
They could have worked out a plea bargain before the pre-trial. The longer they wait, the less leverage they have.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM I agree. But from what I read his defense team is trying to see how far the prosecutor is going with this and if they insist on keeping the death penalty on the table they will try to plea bargain it down to life in prison without parole before it goes to trial. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (0N4FZ) 104
The conspiracy enthusiasts will claim the video is inconclusive and/or fake.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (cJ++r) 105
94 77 With regards to the Manhattan high-rise being evacuated as officials warn of potential collapse, I recommend that they use Gorilla Glue to fix the problem...
___ Duct tape! Posted by: Intergalactic Duct Tape Alliance --------------- I got this. Posted by: Big John. at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (KOok1) 106
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I still can't believe Charlie was murdered. Posted by: four seasons We're trying to keep surprising you, but most or our patsies are retarded incompetents. Posted by: Radical, BAMN Leftists at July 07, 2026 03:44 PM (uSCoZ) 107
40, LOL!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 03:44 PM (VyBeY) 108
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Poppy Bush looks more and more like he was in on the assassination of Kennedy. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ) ____________ Along with the Masons, the Rotary, the Forest Service and the Rosicrucians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Skull and bones had absolutely nothing to do with it according to 51 respected intelligence experts. Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL) 109
>>>8 Candice is a basket case
I think Me-Again might be worse. Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (1wjle) Wasn't it just a week or so ago she was recanting her Iran errors and coming back to patriotism or something? Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy) 110
Along with the Masons, the Rotary, the Forest Service and the Rosicrucians."
Huh. /E Clampus Vitus Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 03:45 PM (XuXeR) 111
Charlie Kirk was a great man. He showed that natural leadership ability really does matter, and so does its absence. Those Who Would Be Our Masters have shown that they understand very well the importance of alphas and taking them out, and I hope that people are making secret lists of tall, charismatic natural leaders on the other side, for when the "safe queens" come out.
The Muslims make it easy; just count their 'wives'. It isn't as blatant with the Marxists, but I'm sure you can figure out who's a poser and a tool, and who's the real deal; you have genetic instincts for who to follow. Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 03:45 PM (Sy6m/) 112
They HAD to take him out. They can't have the Word of God shaping young minds, now can they.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe) This! spot on! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (VyBeY) 113
>>Not ok: I would crawl threw broken glass to smell that woman's fart
Need a ruling on: I'd Riverdance through a minefield while blindfolded for a chance to sniff her Peloton bike seat. Posted by: one hour sober at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (J4Dwc) 114
Going to be hard to refute that folks.
Obviously it is all fake manufactured video because otherwise I would be wrong (and that's impossible) Posted by: Candace Owens at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (TvrWq) Posted by: Soup, First of his Name at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s) 116
seriously, I think what is happening is that a lot of these podcasters have a voice and demeanor that is easy to listen to. People like the sound of their voice and not necessarily the logic, but the way they present stuff.
So most of their audience is just allowing themselves to be programmed. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (KOok1) 117
Poppy Bush looks more and more like he was in on the assassination of Kennedy.
HW was the RNC's designated Deep State Minder for Ronaldus Magnus. This is known. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (2ocoG) 118
A tour de force, Ace. Thank you.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (fZiTB) 119
What is the defense here?
=== I bet you its going to be: He deserved it. I did the world a favor. I stopped Hitler before he got started. Thank me. His lawyers will withdraw. There will be a lengthy delay. He will then represent himself, with some assistance from public defender. Posted by: Because this is clownworld now at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (anL5R) 120
The Charlie Kirk murder and reaction remains one of the most depressing episodes of my adult life. It’s just painful to think about
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (TCUO6) ______________ Not just the murder itself but the deranged reaction from the Left, especially the distaff side. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i) That should have been no surprise for the last, oh, fifty years or so. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (uhVAy) 121
The Charlie Kirk murder and reaction remains one of the most depressing episodes of my adult life. It’s just painful to think about
Posted by: LinusVanPelt For me, the worst aspect of it was that it caused one commenter here, WitchDoktor, to take his own life. Really, really sad. I was just getting to know the guy, and had hoped to meet up with him at such point, since he also lived in NoVa. We had just started to communicate via personal e-mail. He was an interesting guy who, like me, was a Navy veteran. I was looking forward to hearing more about his naval career. Now I'll never have that opportunity. RIP, WitchDoktor. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ) 122
They HAD to take him out. They can't have the Word of God shaping young minds, now can they.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe) ___ No, we cannot. - Satan and his minions Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 07, 2026 03:47 PM (T19D0) 123
>>With regards to the Manhattan high-rise being evacuated as officials warn of potential collapse, I recommend that they use Gorilla Glue to fix the problem...
Maybe use a Modular Pedestrian Bridge to shore it up? Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:47 PM (5MUB0) 124
HW was the RNC's designated Deep State Minder for Ronaldus Magnus. This is known.
Posted by: Ian S. Yep. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ) 125
I think the plan to whack Charlie was hatched by the Education complex.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 03:48 PM (wOO3z) Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 03:48 PM (kX27y) 127
> Whatever happened to the guy that jumped up and claimed he was the shooter?
> They found Child Porn on his phone...so, he is in jail. LOL! CP enthusiast decides he wants to mislead the police following an assassination, inadvertently calling attention to his CP collection. That's amazing. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 03:48 PM (mkw2N) 128
Not just the murder itself but the deranged reaction from the Left, especially the distaff side.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i) That should have been no surprise for the last, oh, fifty years or so. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:46 PM (uhVAy) Yeah, I cant say I was 'surprised' per se. This was after Butler and Luigi. They just stayed true to form. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s) 129
Nobody should be able to touch a gun until they can spell and define the word-CONSEQUENCES. I know it's a long word and some people can hardly spell their own name but it's important they understand it or some really bad things can happen.
Posted by: Case at July 07, 2026 03:49 PM (IY9No) 130
How can they be sure it was him without his furry outfit?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 03:49 PM (gMXjs) 131
What's the difference between Candace, Megyn and a bowling ball?
I'd tongue punch a bowling ball in the fartbox -- Garrett, probably Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:49 PM (wBaIH) 132
"But Cavernous Nostrils and her Mommysleuths still insist the "exploding microphone" is a possible murder weapon."
That is really truly deeply one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. An exploding microphone? Seriously? I've exploded in my pants with more ferocity than this idiotic conspiracy theory. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/) 133
Ted Kenndy @ Chappaquidick last thread - The story goes, according to one of the spook agencies, Kennedy didn’t know Miss Kopechne was in the car. She was sleeping it off. It was another one of the “boiler room” gals he was driving around with (whose purse was in fact found in the car).
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (JnJGI) Cough Bull Shit Cough. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe) 134
The people who watch Candace must have zero critical thinking skills and less long-term memory.
Media types can lie to me once, maybe twice, after it’s proven they were wrong/lied and refuse to admit it and explain the reason. When that happens it’s time to drop them like a bad habit. There are too many options for news/opinion & theory/speculation shows these days to stick with a proven fabulist for long. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (6ydKt) 135
That is really truly deeply one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. An exploding microphone? Seriously? I've exploded in my pants with more ferocity than this idiotic conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/) Part and parcel of the exploding teleprompter theory with Trump. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s) 136
Some people make it very hard not to have terrible mindthoughts about them.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (pcDUa) 137
HW was the RNC's designated Deep State Minder for Ronaldus Magnus. This is known.
Yes he was Reagan's Mike Pence... Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 03:51 PM (YwEeS) 138
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I still can't believe Charlie was murdered. Posted by: four seasons --- Believe it. Also believe that those who contrived it are still walking the street. They are out there and they haven't given up the dream of taking over. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 03:51 PM (+yTe/) 139
The Charlie Kirk murder and reaction remains one of the most depressing episodes of my adult life. It’s just painful to think about
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (TCUO6) Yes.... And it has achieved its intended purpose... To shut down a growing movement.... TPUSA still exists but without Charlie it's a shadow of itself... Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (FtULh) In one of the AI aided anthems going around on the web there is a scene where Charlie hands off the flag to Nick Shirley and he starts leading the vanguard of internet kids TPUSA was charlie's car, any successor will have his own vehicle for making a mark. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy) 140
Not just the murder itself but the deranged reaction from the Left, especially the distaff side.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Yes, Reddit was truly disturbing at the time. It brings me a little joy knowing how many Lefty retards lost their jobs and such as a result of dropping the mask and showing their true selves. We'll see worse when Trump passes. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 03:51 PM (uSCoZ) 141
83 I think it says something about the declining mental health of the Country that this insane lunatic has such a large following, given the laugh out loud horseshit she is spewing.
And her audience is mostly women. Say what you will, but since 2001 things have been getting worse. The more stressed people are, the more hysterical conversion reactions we'll see. Posted by: There i said it at July 07, 2026 03:39 PM (anL5R) This country has an insane-female problem. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (g8Ew8) 142
>>Ted Kenndy @ Chappaquidick last thread - The story goes, according to one of the spook agencies, Kennedy didn’t know Miss Kopechne was in the car. She was sleeping it off. It was another one of the “boiler room” gals he was driving around with (whose purse was in fact found in the car).
I don't believe that for a second. Sadly, we never got an autopsy to confirm my suspicion that she was pregnant with a Kennedy bastard. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (5MUB0) 143
Really got to do some mental gymnastics to say it wasn't a bullet that killed him. Dude on the roof with a gun. On video. Occam's razor down both wrists.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW) Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ) 145
X still does background play.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (gMXjs) 146
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (uSCoZ) ------------ That's a special feeling, Lloyd. Posted by: Harry Dunn at July 07, 2026 03:53 PM (amcLV) 147
The 'exploding microphone' sounds a lot like the 'shattering teleprompter' with Trump. Despite the fact the teleprompters are all on the other side of his head from the wound. That's before you even get to video analysis showing all the teleprompters appearing to be intact.
And, honestly, I'd like to know how many Americans actually pay any attention to Candace (or even Megyn Kelly). And how many of those have an IQ in the imbecile range? Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2026 03:53 PM (kU0PQ) 148
LOL! CP enthusiast decides he wants to mislead the police following an assassination, inadvertently calling attention to his CP collection. That's amazing. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 03:48 PM (mkw2N) He was heard shouting "D'OH!!!" as they accessed his phone. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe) 149
>> This country has an insane-female problem.
We should never have stopped with the Witch Trials. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:53 PM (5MUB0) 150
I'd tongue punch a bowling ball in the fartbox
-- Garrett, probably Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov Which hole is the fartbox? Best to tongue them all, I guess. Just to be sure. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 07, 2026 03:54 PM (uSCoZ) 151
We tried an exploding cigar on Castro..
The CIA Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS) 152
From what I read earlier his lawyers will not let this go to trial.
You would still need a plea offer from the state, and no lawyer can ethically say "plead guilty and choose the firing squad" to a client. Posted by: Chuck C at July 07, 2026 03:54 PM (TvrWq) 153
Ted Kenndy @ Chappaquidick last thread - The story goes, according to one of the spook agencies, Kennedy didn’t know Miss Kopechne was in the car. She was sleeping it off. It was another one of the “boiler room” gals he was driving around with (whose purse was in fact found in the car).
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (JnJGI) Cough Bull Shit Cough. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe) That isn't even Ted Kennedy's bullshit story after he walked past several lighted houses and swam off the island until the next day. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy) 154
Sadly, we never got an autopsy to confirm my suspicion that she was pregnant with a Kennedy bastard.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (5MUB0) ----------- Or that she asphyxiated rather than drowned. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2026 03:55 PM (amcLV) 155
The dining facilities at many universities are fast food joints. Right inside university buildings.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 03:55 PM (gMXjs) 156
>>Which hole is the fartbox?
Hold the ball over that fan in the ball return. It's the one that winks at you. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:55 PM (5MUB0) 157
In one of the AI aided anthems going around on the web there is a scene where Charlie hands off the flag to Nick Shirley and he starts leading the vanguard of internet kids
The one I've seen he hands off to Kangmin Lee, which makes more sense. Nick isn't a commentator, and he's not openly Christian. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:55 PM (2ocoG) 158
133 Ted Kenndy @ Chappaquidick last thread - The story goes, according to one of the spook agencies, Kennedy didn’t know Miss Kopechne was in the car. She was sleeping it off. It was another one of the “boiler room” gals he was driving around with (whose purse was in fact found in the car).
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 03:32 PM (JnJGI) Cough Bull Shit Cough. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer -- They were seen leaving. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 03:55 PM (+yTe/) 159
I could get outraged over Owens' awful conspiracy theories, but then I'd have to care that people still think Obama's birth certificate(s) and other documentation was fake, so meh.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE) 160
And, honestly, I'd like to know how many Americans actually pay any attention to Candace (or even Megyn Kelly). And how many of those have an IQ in the imbecile range?
Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2026 03:53 PM (kU0PQ) Crazed Conspiracies aren't a thing with stupid people, they are too complicated. You need some neurons to build complex tinkertoys that don't touch the ground. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy) 161
TPUSA was charlie's car, any successor will have his own vehicle for making a mark.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy) THIS! Much like Rush Limbaugh. People have to carve their own notch in the tree of history/ Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 07, 2026 03:56 PM (g8Ew8) 162
We tried an exploding cigar on Castro..
The CIA Posted by: steevy That only works on trios of oriental kings. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ) 163
Awful lot of attention paid to Candice and Megyn and not so much to the assassin, his weirdo lover, or the Kirk family.
*shrugs* Seems... I dunno, misplaced. YMMV Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 03:57 PM (jehhT) 164
I say this with love because otherwise you have surrendered the mind and soul God gifted you to the Great Deceiver.
Or... it could be that you're just an idiot. Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2026 03:57 PM (kU0PQ) 165
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Or that she asphyxiated rather than drowned. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea --- Although her fingernails were pealed off and the headliner scraped away. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 03:57 PM (+yTe/) 166
Sadly, we never got an autopsy to confirm my suspicion that she was pregnant with a Kennedy bastard.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (5MUB0) ----------- Or that she asphyxiated rather than drowned. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2026 03:55 PM (amcLV) She was jammed up in the air bubble in the back so she was alive for some time. If he had stopped at the first house she might have lived Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy) 167
This is why I bring my own ball to the alley.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:58 PM (wBaIH) 168
And I believe that LBJ was part of the plot, too.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ) 169
We tried an exploding cigar on Castro..
The CIA Posted by: steevy That only works on trios of oriental kings. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ) Or The Three Stooges. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe) 170
I'm a little surprised a modern college campus doesn't have more exterior cameras. Those very long shots of the roof are the best they have?
It's a preliminary hearing to establish probable cause. The prosecutors don't have to show all their cards. Posted by: Chuck C at July 07, 2026 03:58 PM (TvrWq) 171
The exploding teleprompter was always extra funny because such a device would be far more dangerous to Obama. Remember his famous "tennis watcher" speech style where his head would go back and forth between the two teleprompters?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:58 PM (2ocoG) 172
138, absolutely correct.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 03:59 PM (VyBeY) 173
By his own admission Kennedy knew she was in the car. He claims to have repeatedly dove in to try and free her.
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS) 174
On day 2, they are showing the video raw, I think. The judge said they couldn't show it on day one because it was annotated and the prosecution hadn't laid a proper foundation for the annotations. So now they just will show the raw video.
Meanwhile the local leftists are all claiming that Robinson should be found not guilty because killing Kirk was the righteous thing to do.... and they are all blaming Erika Kirk for "cashing in on her husband's death!" and then wondering why JD Vance isn't there to openly have sex with her. In public. Leftists are truly vile people. Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 03:59 PM (/ZkOF) 175
"Exploding Mike" is what Barack calls me in the bedroom.
Posted by: "Michelle" Obama at July 07, 2026 04:00 PM (PVvQD) 176
I don't believe that for a second.
Sadly, we never got an autopsy to confirm my suspicion that she was pregnant with a Kennedy bastard. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:52 PM (5MUB0) doubtful, dems know how to handle that situation without murder. Well murder of the mom. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:00 PM (uhVAy) 177
Leftists are truly vile people.
== Just wait until they have the power of life and death over you. Because that's what they all really really want. Posted by: Because this is clownworld now at July 07, 2026 04:01 PM (anL5R) 178
Stop me if you've heard this one:
Woman 1 meets and falls in love with a man. Maybe there's something, maybe there's not. Then, man meets Woman 2 and falls in love. Woman 1 becomes unbalanced, plots against, and ultimately murders the man. Posted by: p-squared at July 07, 2026 04:01 PM (0prFs) 179
You guys would do unnatural things to Me-Again's scarred taint in fits of insane bestial lust, but you think Lupita is unattractive?
Bros bros bros, please. Let's make a deal: None of you set The Blade up with any ladies and The Blade won't set any of you up with any ladies. Piper seems to be the only one here with a good eye for the ladies! Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/) 180
Poppy Bush looks more and more like he was in on the assassination of Kennedy.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ) ____________ Along with the Masons, the Rotary, the Forest Service and the Rosicrucians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 03:40 PM (O0L8i) ---- Don't forget us! Posted by: Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (FZ29D) 181
Then he went home and slept it off and called his lawyer first thing when he sobered up...
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (YwEeS) 182
Ericka Kirk didn't show the proper sorrow and grief, therefore she was involved in his murder and only wanted to cash in.
There's no depth the left will not reach. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (2YhKe) 183
Candace's conspiracy theories aren't that complicated.
They're all just pointing out little odd pieces of information and odd discrepancies and random occurrences that all point to one place... the Joos. Tucker is running the same op right now. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt) 184
...no lawyer can ethically say "plead guilty and choose the firing squad" to a client.
Posted by: Chuck C I'll allow it...especially if it keeps all the details of transtifa social media mindrape, university indoctrination, and other damaging truths from being disclosed during trial!!! Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (uSCoZ) 185
So, Teddy was able to get out, why wasn't Mary Jane?
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ) 186
wow, that building on 42nd is an amazing problem. The column in one photo is bent in the middle like a boomerang.
So what to do? You can't enter it to shore it up, as how the heck do you shore up a 40 story building? cribbing or floor jacks only move the load down to the next floor. Trusses might work, but you would need so many, the added weight would cause trouble. Start at the bottom with full floor supports and work your way up? I guess you could start throwing shit out the window to reduce the load. Or maybe get some really big cranes and pull up on it from the top. Cranes big enough to do anything probably don't exist. Man, I have no idea what to do. Maybe shore up the bendy columns first and then at the bottom with full support, and then start at the top deconsructing. This is going to be very expensive. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (KOok1) 187
I suppose "Israel did it" conspiracies, no matter how obviously false and crazy drive clicks. But assuming they could have done it why would they? Kirk was effective at steering young people away from the commiecrat fog of BS and envy. The commicrats would love to help Hamas et al obliterate Israel.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 07, 2026 04:03 PM (xofKX) 188
Bros bros bros, please. Let's make a deal: None of you set The Blade up with any ladies and The Blade won't set any of you up with any ladies.
Piper seems to be the only one here with a good eye for the ladies! Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/) You've given positive remarks about Rashida Talib and her body. That removed you from most anyone setting you up with a worthy candidate or vise versa........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (2YhKe) 189
Candace, Megan, and Tucker are all out of their minds.
This is worse than jet fuel can't melt steel.. Posted by: The shitty blue party at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (aHVKG) 190
Awful lot of attention paid to Candice and Megyn and not so much to the assassin, his weirdo lover, or the Kirk family.
*shrugs* Seems... I dunno, misplaced. Ace has this thing where he tries to claim we all loved Candace Owens because he quoted her approvingly a couple of times 5 years ago. Just roll with it. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG) 191
At NYP: "Midtown NYC building ‘shifting’ and in danger of ‘localized collapse’"
I guess that means it isn't going to collapse out of state or anything crazy like that. Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (Jr5Lq) 192
Also: the defense is arguing that the judge should keep evidence out that Kirk preached about issues with LGBT "because that might show Robinson targeted him for his beliefs and that would possibly increase the penalties available against Mr. Robinson!"
Um. Yeah? The defense is really going "objection, keep it out on grounds it's devastating to my case!" Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (/ZkOF) 193
>>doubtful, dems know how to handle that situation without murder. Well murder of the mom.
Reportedly, she came from a very strict Catholic Family. IIRC, that was one of the reasons proffered why the family didn't allow an autopsy. Not that I understand how one would preclude the other, myself. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (5MUB0) 194
The Blade only dates McDonald's Brawlers rated Five or Above!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (wBaIH) 195
Man, I have no idea what to do. Maybe shore up the bendy columns first and then at the bottom with full support, and then start at the top deconsructing. This is going to be very expensive.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (KOok1) ---- It'll probably have to be professionally demolished. It may not be repairable in its current state. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 04:05 PM (FZ29D) 196
I suppose "Israel did it" conspiracies, no matter how obviously false and crazy drive clicks. But assuming they could have done it why would they? Kirk was effective at steering young people away from the commiecrat fog of BS and envy. The commicrats would love to help Hamas et al obliterate Israel.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 07, 2026 04:03 PM (xofKX) He was also a huge Israel supporter. They have to invent him coming "home to Naziism" for a motive. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy) 197
Piper seems to be the only one here with a good eye for the ladies!
Posted by: Elric The Blade --- They aren't looking for ladies, they're just looking for some tush. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:05 PM (+yTe/) 198
That Zimon guy, now HE has good taste in women.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ) 199
Little known fact, "the blade" has a poster of Helen Thomas next to his bed.
Posted by: Now that's an extremely unique profile at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (anL5R) 200
Bros bros bros, please. Let's make a deal: None of you set The Blade up with any ladies and The Blade won't set any of you up with any ladies.
Piper seems to be the only one here with a good eye for the ladies! Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/) You've given positive remarks about Rashida Talib and her body. That removed you from most anyone setting you up with a worthy candidate or vise versa........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (2YhKe) _____ Huh? I never said that. I said Talib wasn't as hideous as all of you claimed. She's ugly. She's not hideous. Hideous is that trigglypuff troglodyte one of you linked to once. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/) 201
Piper seems to be the only one here with a good eye for the ladies!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/) Fenelon Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (pcDUa) 202
>>doubtful, dems know how to handle that situation without murder. Well murder of the mom.
Reportedly, she came from a very strict Catholic Family. IIRC, that was one of the reasons proffered why the family didn't allow an autopsy. Not that I understand how one would preclude the other, myself. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (5MUB0) Then you pay them off and she has the kid and put the child up for adoption. It was a trope at the time of the cute girl going out of school one year and rejoining. Believe me, they had lots of experience knocking up the female help in those circles. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy) 203
Little known fact, "the blade" has a poster of Helen Thomas next to his bed.
Posted by: Now that's an extremely unique profile From Playboy's forgotten "Girls of the White House Press Corps" issue. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ) 204
The Blade only dates McDonald's Brawlers rated Five or Above!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (wBaIH) __________ 7+ for McDonald's brawlers, my friend. 7+. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/) 205
So are there going to be riots if he's sentenced to death or is it going to be forgotten since he's not as dreamy as Luigi?
Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2026 04:08 PM (/k3in) 206
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)
I had this same argument with a friend in college that I needed to be a wingman. Would do a 4 but not a 3. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 04:09 PM (wGerL) 207
I said Talib wasn't as hideous as all of you claimed. She's ugly. She's not hideous. Hideous is that trigglypuff troglodyte one of you linked to once.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/) Oh, she's hideous........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:09 PM (2YhKe) 208
When did this place turn into a "Only Friends" site? Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL) 209
>>> Also: the defense is arguing that the judge should keep evidence out that Kirk preached about issues with LGBT "because that might show Robinson targeted him for his beliefs and that would possibly increase the penalties available against Mr. Robinson!"
There are so many cases where if the accused was a habitual rapist/criminal, the prosecution could not get their past put into the record or evidence. But they can get sound bites of Charlie's views, taken way out of context, into the record? The defense has nothing, it is open and shut IMO that he killed Charlie. So the defense might try and put Charlie's LGBT views on trial instead of the assassin. I can't blame them for trying, they have nothing else. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (gWBY1) 210
I think you have to demolish from the top, but shoring up is the tricky part as you say.
So they should go the Moron way. Blow it up baby! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (n5tGW) 211
Huh? I never said that. I said Talib wasn't as hideous as all of you claimed. She's ugly. She's not hideous. Hideous is that trigglypuff troglodyte one of you linked to once.
Posted by: Elric The Blade This place is unforgiving, Elric. I once made a similar observation about Greta and have never lived it down. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ) 212
Let's make a deal: None of you set The Blade up with any ladies and The Blade won't set any of you up with any ladies.
Piper seems to be the only one here with a good eye for the ladies! Posted by: Elric The Blade Piper may know ladies, but I can give you WOMEN. The best women! And we all know who makes the best women. https://tinyurl.com/bdhcpsru Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (uSCoZ) 213
>>Then you pay them off and she has the kid and put the child up for adoption. It was a trope at the time of the cute girl going out of school one year and rejoining.
They have to be willing to participate in your scenario. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (5MUB0) 214
So, Teddy was able to get out, why wasn't Mary Jane?
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ) My guess is, he closed the door behind him and she couldn't get it back open...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (2YhKe) 215
When did this place turn into a "Only Friends" site?
Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL) ___ lol Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (T19D0) 216
Ace has this thing where he tries to claim we all loved Candace Owens because he quoted her approvingly a couple of times 5 years ago. Just roll with it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG) I liked her when she was dealing with liberal college kids on Campus with Charlie and even when she went indy. She was sharp. Her trajectory after that was down for me. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy) 217
If the conspiracists are correct, we are to believe the same intelligence agency that hunted down, identified, and assassinated many of Iran's top nuclear scientists IN IRAN, threw together a half-assed assassination plot against a popular public figure in the two days after the target argued against Israel, and carried out that plot in broad daylight in front of thousands of people and hundreds of cameras. A plot that involved exploding microphones in the EXACT MANNER that the intelligence agency killed or wounded many members of Hamas just a short while ago. A plot that involved a random kid, his grandpa's rifle, and his furry boyfriend.
THAT'S what they want us to believe? Posted by: p-squared at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (0prFs) 218
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)
I had this same argument with a friend in college that I needed to be a wingman. Would do a 4 but not a 3. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 04:09 PM (wGerL) _________ "I never fucked a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2s!" Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/) 219
That’s why it fits, with his actions after the crash. He didn’t know she was in the car.
Chicks don’t leave their purse in cars if they can help it, amiright? Unless the car is underwater, and you gotta unass it right away. Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (tLEZq) 220
I said Talib wasn't as hideous as all of you claimed. She's ugly. She's not hideous. Hideous is that trigglypuff troglodyte one of you linked to once.
== Hey, um, I'm free for like the next 10,000 years, why don't you give me a call and I'll show you what "not hideous" is compared to me. Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at July 07, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R) 221
It'll probably have to be professionally demolished.
It may not be repairable in its current state. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel --------------- That's my my point -- you can't just blow it up (I think) as it has neighbors and there is no way to know what would happen. You can't use wrecking balls on a 40 story building, so it will have to be deconstructed. But you can't do that without shoring it all up first. What a mess. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:11 PM (KOok1) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:11 PM (+yTe/) 223
If you're into trolls sid and raimondo are standing by
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 04:11 PM (pcDUa) 224
So, Teddy was able to get out, why wasn't Mary Jane?
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ) My guess is, he closed the door behind him and she couldn't get it back open...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (2YhKe) They figure she was flung into the rear seat, and became disoriented in the total blackness of an inverted car. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy) 225
When did this place turn into a "Only Friends" site?
Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL) Ugh. OF accounts seem to be the hip new "retirement" option for Hollyweirdos. Like that chick who played "Adrianna" from the Sopranos started one not too long ago at the tender age of 54+ (ish). Posted by: Thrawn at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (KKMoa) 226
If you're into trolls sid and raimondo are standing by
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 04:11 PM (pcDUa) Paul hardest hit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (2YhKe) 227
More from the unstable women department, a student made up a rape.......twice.
----------------------------- A woman’s report of being sexual assaulted on Stanford University’s campus — sparking fear among the university community and prompting students to change their routines — has been deemed fabricated after investigators found the attack never happened. Stanford’s Department of Public Safety (DPS) launched what it described as a “thorough investigation” into the alleged March 29 assault near the intersection of Santa Ynez Street and Mayfield Avenue after a female jogger reported being sexually assaulted by an armed man, according to The Stanford Daily. Authorities have now concluded the crime did not actually occur, Stanford PR Director Charlene Gage told the outlet. Gage said the same woman reported a second alleged sexual assault on April 5 that investigators likewise determined did not happen based on what she described as “strong evidence.” Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (kX27y) 228
That’s why it fits, with his actions after the crash. He didn’t know she was in the car.
== FFS then way did he say he dove on the car multiple time to rescue her after the fact, if he didn't know she was in the car. Shut it. Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R) 229
I think what's mostly going on is that the defense attorneys are racking up the billable hours because the state is paying them. Robinson has no money and his parents flatly refused to pay for his defense. So the state is having to foot the bill. And this defense team just spent the last 20 years (!) defending a person on Utah's death row who died of old age before Utah could finally get the permission to kill the guilty as sin person.
They are trying the same playbook here. Delay, delay, delay, run up the bills. We spent a couple of months arguing over whether one of the prosecutors had to be kicked off the case because his sister was one of the 3000 kids in the crowd when Kirk was assassinated. Just stupidity. Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (/ZkOF) 230
Posted by: Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night at July 07, 2026 04:02 PM
I thought you guys were two doors down? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 04:13 PM (kgE5c) 231
Hear me out. The Nostrilled One could be correct.
As a member of the "Trans Mafia", Tyler Robinson could have been receiving financial assistance, intelligence, and materials from the SPLC. The SPLC investigates, tracks, and combats antisemitism as part of its broader mission to dismantle white supremacy and monitor domestic hate groups. Therefore, they are Jew Lovers who sometimes finance domestic terrorism and anti-semitism. You know, sort of like being a dentist and giving the kids rock candy as a treat. So, it's entirely possible that this was a Jewish Op financed by the SPLC. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske) 232
I've decided I'm going with the obvious, Robinson did it and Candace is a mossad operator trying to create doubt and working for Israel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW) 233
Don't underestimate an industrial jack. Ever.
Posted by: connected and litigious at July 07, 2026 04:13 PM (cS1cw) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 04:14 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:14 PM (+yTe/) 236
Nothing will come close to touching the pure evil in the conspiracy theories connected to antisemitism. Nothing But the anti-Mormon hot takes by the Woke Neo GOPers is pretty outrageous at times.
The conspiracy rants by Candace that Mormons are in on Charlie's death, the state flag change proving it too or whatever...and, the idea Charlie's Mormon staffers were involved in a conspiracy to kill him. It doesn't have the chutzpah of "jews kill babies and boil them in matzo ball soup" levels of crazy. But it has its own brand of special. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:14 PM (gWBY1) 237
And we all know who makes the best women. https://tinyurl.com/bdhcpsru
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar Thai plastic surgeons? Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:15 PM (vJrRc) 238
In fairness to Candace, she's a Special Olympics 7
Posted by: Wally at July 07, 2026 04:16 PM (0e5Te) 239
For days after he was shot I looked at local news. I saw X comments from furries. One guy, who I assume was checked out, was bragging the day prior to the shooting that "something" would happen that day.
Bucktooth Furry Master admitting in writing and online and TO HIS PARENTS and a LEO that he did it, Candace and Me Again. Candace is mental and needs electroshock therapy or a padded cell in a straight jacket with meds. Me Again is all about the clicks and $$$ as is Nostrils. I won't watch the shooting as I am not a horrible person. The nutcase they caught right away was known by LEO for threatening fake bombs going back to 9/11 for attention. He should be Candace's roomie in the asylum. It was not hard to follow the breadcrumbs, Candace. At all. I don't even have X and saw the ghey Furry Nation. He admitted it, again. Every bit of the defense trying to not let the State produce evidence was shot down by the judge yesterday. All. It will go to trial and I hope he gets the firing squad. Then Candace can camp out by the prison and weep and have a hunger strike or something. Maybe wearing a furry outfit in her grief and loyalty. I do wonder about her poor children. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 07, 2026 04:16 PM (hzuYO) 240
I know nothing about Kirk or why anybody would want to kill him, but these other people sound like lunatics. Has social media driven people mad?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (fkjGs) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (xcxpd) 242
Huh? I never said that. I said Talib wasn't as hideous as all of you claimed. She's ugly. She's not hideous. Hideous is that trigglypuff troglodyte one of you linked to once.
Posted by: Elric The Blade This place is unforgiving, Elric. I once made a similar observation about Greta and have never lived it down. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ) _____ I don't think Grunta is even ugly if judged purely by physical standards. She's "off" and below average, but not ugly. It doesn't help that she almost intentionally grooms herself to look weird and plain. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (iFTx/) 243
The conspiracy rants by Candace that Mormons are in on Charlie's death, the state flag change proving it too or whatever...and, the idea Charlie's Mormon staffers were involved in a conspiracy to kill him.
I mean, to be fair, LegoGate is by most accounts a real Mormon conspiracy. I don't think it involves Charlie though. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (2ocoG) 244
For that matter, LizLem, just look at the casual "Nick Shirley isn't a Christian" slur on this very thread. Nick served a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints; spending two years doing nothing but spreading the good word of Jesus. Then he came back and transistioned into finding Democrat fraud.
But we have to take him out because he's not laying back claiming to be a Baptist or something. Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (/ZkOF) 245
And this defense team just spent the last 20 years (!) defending a person on Utah's death row who died of old age before ...
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (/ZkOF) ------------------- A successful case? Too bad it ended so quickly Posted by: Jarndyce v. Jarndyce at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (KOok1) 246
I know nothing about Kirk or why anybody would want to kill him, but these other people sound like lunatics. Has social media driven people mad?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (fkjGs) Leftism drives them mad. Social media just lets them all talk to each other. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy) 247
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:14 PM (gWBY1)
Always possible that exactly one of the crazy conspiracy theories is right. And the ones in on that one have seeded the world with all the rest of the crazy conspiracy theories. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 04:18 PM (pcDUa) 248
227 More from the unstable women department, a student made up a rape.......twice.
Posted by: beckster I'll spare you my ideas of what should happen to women like that. I recall the bit about "3/4ths of women in college are raped by their Freshmen year!!" back when Pound Me Too was a thing. I ran the numbers for my school and point blank asked how 2500+ rapes could happen on a school campus that was only 154 acres and nothing was done about it. Crickets followed soon after. Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (/k3in) 249
FFS
then way did he say he dove on the car multiple time to rescue her after the fact, if he didn't know she was in the car.? ——- Well, That was his story after they found her body. You should maybe try to think things through better before opening your piehole. Just sayin’ Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (tLEZq) 250
I don't if any of you saw the moment the judge flinched when he was watching the video of when the bullet hit Charlie. It seemed to me it was the first time he's seen it.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (kX27y) 251
and another congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (xcxpd) 252
"Nick Shirley isn't a Christian" slur on this very thread.
Point of order: the post was "Nick Shirley isn't an open[/] Christian". If you're going to make accusations, at least make them accurate. Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (vJrRc) 253
I don't think Grunta is even ugly if judged purely by physical standards. She's "off" and below average, but not ugly. It doesn't help that she almost intentionally grooms herself to look weird and plain.
Posted by: Elric The Blade I agree. When she wears her hair down, and smiles, she's actually kinda cute. But even that was too much for some folks here. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ) 254
The conspiracy rants by Candace that Mormons are in on Charlie's death, the state flag change proving it too or whatever...and, the idea Charlie's Mormon staffers were involved in a conspiracy to kill him.
I mean, to be fair, LegoGate is by most accounts a real Mormon conspiracy. I don't think it involves Charlie though. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (2ocoG) Clever getting the flag changed in 2024 then, just in case you need to pop someone. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy) 255
and another congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (xcxpd) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (2YhKe) 256
>>> I liked her when she was dealing with liberal college kids on Campus with Charlie and even when she went indy. She was sharp. Her trajectory after that was down for me.
I liked her during her "redpillblack" phase, along with all the other classic democrats walking away from the party as it started to obviously go socialist. When she befriended Kanye is where she started to go a little off for me. Maybe his antisemitic views really rubbed off on her, or he let her feel comfortable letting them out? There are plenty of classic dems from that era that are still rocking it. Brandon Straka and Scott Pressler, for starters! Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (gWBY1) 257
Last evening's news shows were referring to testimony by Robinson's 'former' trans lover, Lance Twiggs.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (NFX2v) 258
245 And this defense team just spent the last 20 years (!) defending a person on Utah's death row who died of old age before ...
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (/ZkOF) ------------------- A successful case? Too bad it ended so quickly Posted by: Jarndyce v. Jarndyce at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (KOok1) A fellow Charles Dickens fan, I see. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2026 04:21 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: like a cabbage patch kid at July 07, 2026 04:21 PM (MWfyi) 260
I had this same argument with a friend in college that I needed to be a wingman. Would do a 4 but not a 3.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 04:09 PM (wGerL) I'd say that's the point where you're a good friend, willing to take one for team, but not jump on a grenade. You have standards, and that's a good thing. Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 04:21 PM (Sy6m/) 261
Wasn't it concluded that Robinson was trying to shoot Kirk in the chest, but Kirk had a bulletproof vest on (precisely because of loving, peaceful, tolerant leftists like Robinson who are Our Moral Superiors), and the vest deflected the bullet up into Kirk's neck?
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:21 PM (/ZkOF) 262
Candace is mental and needs electroshock therapy or a padded cell in a straight jacket with meds. Me Again is all about the clicks and $$$ as is Nostrils.
--- A bit of an article on her: She has a history of this behavior since high school. Think she started suing people for bs before graduating. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:21 PM (+yTe/) 263
Nood Glitchy Mitch
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (l26NL) 264
But we have to take him out because he's not laying back claiming to be a Baptist or something. Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:17 PM (/ZkOF) Wait......we're trying to take out Nick Shirley? Man, you take a vacation and shit really changes........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2YhKe) 265
Nood Turtle!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (vJrRc) 266
Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:20 PM (gWBY1)
She was always grifting. A not tiny minority of voices pointed it out here a lot in her heyday. Seemed "off" and not in a good way. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 04:22 PM (pcDUa) 267
My favorite Campus Stasi story a few years back, a guy’s dorm roomate, his girlfriend gave him a blowjob whilst he was passed out. He had no knowledge or recollection.
6 months later, I’m not making this up, this chick claimed to be the victim here, lol, and he was expelled. LOL!! Modern liberalism. This is what they have in mind for everyone. Not the blowjob part, but the unsubstantiated allegations, no right to face accuser, no appeals, no lawyers. Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (tLEZq) 268
Featherblade: Shirley served a mission in Chile for 2 years. He announced this, on his youtube channel that he had before he left. He went, he came back, and started into political reporting.
What, exactly, makes him not an "open Christian?" Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:23 PM (/ZkOF) 269
For that matter, LizLem, just look at the casual "Nick Shirley isn't a Christian" slur on this very thread.
Assuming you meant my comment, I said he's not openly Christian, meaning he doesn't lead with it the way Charlie Kirk often did (and Kangmin Lee often does). Not a moral judgement, a replacement-for-Charlie one. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG) 270
I don't think Grunta is even ugly if judged purely by physical standards. She's "off" and below average, but not ugly.
=== Well, some people think there is a significant difference between ugly and repulsive. I find Greta repulsive. Because she is repulsive to me, I cannot help but find her aesthetically displeasing in the extreme. Some people can sort that out. They can look at a person and find aesthetic features pleasing on a that person even though they are absolutely awful people. Once I know you suck, you 're ugly to me. If I didn't know Grunta as a personality, if she was just in a line up and I knew nothing about her, I'd probably not find her a 1. Does that mean that I find her ugly. No - but my standards for a 1 are actually fairly high. Posted by: So there at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (anL5R) 271
That’s why it fits, with his actions after the crash. He didn’t know she was in the car.
== FFS then way did he say he dove on the car multiple time to rescue her after the fact, if he didn't know she was in the car. Shut it. Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R) No reason to leave the scene to meet his political fixer if there's no crime. Getting your car wet is just littering. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy) 272
261 Wasn't it concluded that Robinson was trying to shoot Kirk in the chest, but Kirk had a bulletproof vest on (precisely because of loving, peaceful, tolerant leftists like Robinson who are Our Moral Superiors), and the vest deflected the bullet up into Kirk's neck?
Posted by: SimoHayha -------------- That was an early theory, but there was convincing evidence that he did not have on a vest or plate and the bullet just deflected on a bone. I am hope the trial clears it up. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (KOok1) 273
97 Wait, if the jews caused the American Revolution wouldn't that be a good thing?
Posted by: Max Power at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (SwyyQ) I mean, the ideals and Fathers of the Revolution were in part directly inspired by the Hebrew Bible and its influence, and aided directly by some Jews, so they certainly had a hand in it. Of course by definition that means that the Revolution couldn't have been a good thing. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (9ZFZd) 274
254 The conspiracy rants by Candace that Mormons are in on Charlie's death, the state flag change proving it too or whatever...and, the idea Charlie's Mormon staffers were involved in a conspiracy to kill him.
--- Are these the same Mormons she ran a train on? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:27 PM (+yTe/) 275
>>> I mean, to be fair, LegoGate is by most accounts a real Mormon conspiracy. I don't think it involves Charlie though.
That is local bad actors in one region, the police being a good old boys network who happen to be mormon. Regular Utah LDS church members who find out are shocked. It goes against LDS morals to not lie and to obey and sustain the law. And there's NO conspiracy to the Utah flag change. Our state legislators were jealous of how simple and cool other Western state's flags are (the classic Colorado C, the CA bear, Washington's seal, Arizona, etc). they wanted to make the original Utah flag's complicated seal simple. The new flag retains the classic beehive in the original Utah seal, and has a star with points representing the indigenous Utah tribes. The mountains in the flag are tacky and gaudy and junior league, but I can't fix that. Posted by: LizLem at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (gWBY1) 276
>>>Leftism drives them mad. Social media just lets them all talk to each other.
Posted by: Oldcat >That's a bingo. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (fkjGs) Posted by: David Hogg at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Vu7A1) 278
What, exactly, makes him not an "open Christian?"
Posted by: SimoHayha You'll have to talk to the guy who made the comment. All I know about Shirley is that he goes around exposing government-funded financial fraud. Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2026 04:28 PM (vJrRc) 279
I am hope the trial clears it up. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) --- It's not significant to him being a DeepState, murdering operative. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:29 PM (+yTe/) 280
They are trying the same playbook here. Delay, delay, delay, run up the bills. We spent a couple of months arguing over whether one of the prosecutors had to be kicked off the case because his sister was one of the 3000 kids in the crowd when Kirk was assassinated. Just stupidity. Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 04:12 PM (/ZkOF) A lot of similarities to the Karmello trial here. Lotta delays, lotta crap talked on the net, lotta idiots saying “oh he’ll get off for this reason or that reason”. And then the real trial starts, it only takes 4 days, defense is incompetent , jury deliberates for 3 hours and says “Guilty, 35 years.” In spite of all the crap talked, it was always a slam dunk case for the prosecution. But the grifting goes on! Some attorneys are now soliciting donations for a big appeal. There’s no grounds for one, but I’m sure they’ll rake in a lot of cash regardless! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2026 04:30 PM (VbqNm) 281
Hmm. How stable does a building have to be for them to set up an implosion? But they will have to implode it so they can try to control when and reduce the footprint of the debris vs letting it stand till it falls on its own.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 07, 2026 04:31 PM (xofKX) 282
Featherblade: Shirley served a mission in Chile for 2 years. He announced this, on his youtube channel that he had before he left. He went, he came back, and started into political reporting.
What, exactly, makes him not an "open Christian?" Like the rest of the 99% of the world that never heard of him prior to the Quality Learing Center, I haven't seen those videos. I didn't know he had a YouTube channel, I saw all his fraud stuff when he posted it on X. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG) 283
While we're on the subject of things conservatives need to stop doing, can we also stop acting as if every celebrity who says something vaguely to the right of Mao were the modern day Moses crossing the Red Sea? Celebrities aren't even that popular anymore. If Bradley Cooper were to suddenly announce that he swore eternal allegiance to MAGA, well over half the people in America would say, "Who the fuck is Bradley Cooper?"
And even if they were popular... it's embarrassing. Like the school nerd sucking up to the popular kids and getting a wedgie in the process. Posted by: Ken at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (aVf49) 284
Probably this nonsense or fear her around the 4 kids.
Hubby has apparently chosen to save the kids. Candace needs a nice long, restrained rest. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 04:33 PM (NFX2v) 285
Candace needs a nice long, restrained rest. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day --- When they come for her it should be a quintet. One person for each limb and one to tie the knot. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 04:36 PM (+yTe/) 286
>>>Like the school nerd sucking up to the popular kids and getting a wedgie in the process.
Posted by: Ken >>Hollywood and social media is nothing but posers. They endorse products, that's as productive as they get. They have no skills unless you call reading a script a skill. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2026 04:39 PM (fkjGs) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 04:48 PM (NFX2v) 288
273 97 Wait, if the jews caused the American Revolution wouldn't that be a good thing?
Posted by: Max Power at July 07, 2026 03:41 PM (SwyyQ) I mean, the ideals and Fathers of the Revolution were in part directly inspired by the Hebrew Bible and its influence, and aided directly by some Jews, so they certainly had a hand in it. Of course by definition that means that the Revolution couldn't have been a good thing. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 07, 2026 04:25 PM (9ZFZd) A Polish Jew helped fund it when Washington needed cashflow - Haym Solomon, a Sons of Liberty member, raised $650,000 for the Continental Army. He was arrested for treason by the Brits, and died penniless because he gave his entire fortune to the cause of liberty for the U.S. Blessed be his memory before Ha'shem. Posted by: moki at July 07, 2026 05:40 PM (wLjpr) 289
Also, what on earth is the Bee cult?
Posted by: moki at July 07, 2026 05:40 PM (wLjpr) LOL: Narcissist Psychopath Graham Platner Is Refusing to Drop Out of Race Unless He, the Nazi Rapist, Gets to Pick His SuccessorWho wouldn't want to be known as the candidate hand-picked by the Nazi Rapist Stalker? Maine Democratic candidate Graham Platner appears to be holding the Democratic Party hostage -- refusing to drop out after he was accused of rape unless he gets to approve his successor to run for the Senate, The Post has learned. A source familiar with the campaign discussions said Platner, his campaign and political strategist Morris Katz are deliberating about the Maine Democrat dropping out but only if his replacement has the same anti-Israel, left-wing values that he does.The communist Nazi wants to make sure that his successor shares his love of communism and anti-Jewish pogroms. And the clock is ticking for Dems -- there's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law. "This vibes to me like a play from Bernie Sanders to slide in Troy Jackson," another source said. The elderly Vermont independent -- who was Platner's biggest backer -- reportedly wants former Maine senate president Jackson to get the Democratic nomination to run against Republican Sen. Susan Collins. Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.Update from Washington Nearsider: Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3) 2
st?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (USyCi) 3
Uno! Primo!
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3) 4
Missed it by that much...
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (USyCi) Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm) 6
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (xA5g+) 7
So what you are saying is a narcissist psychopath is still acting like one?
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (hftzA) 8
I would love to see the third place finisher vault to the top of the ticket. Our democracy, indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (9ymgS) 9
People are acting like Platner has no choice.
He has all the choice. Just string the part along for about 5 more days, then they're stuck with him and they turn the editorial direction in his favor. They start suppressing stories instead of printing them. He won 72% of the primary vote AFTER the Nazi tattoo and immediately after the first round of sexual assault accusations. Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK) 10
Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+) 11
Who wouldn't want to be known as the candidate hand-picked by the Nazi Rapist Stalker?
in demonrat-land, what's the difference? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (VyBeY) 12
Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.
It is amusing that the oligarchs have started anti-oligarch movements to co-opt idiots that might have some moral basis they can't just reach by bribing them Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm) 13
8 I would love to see the third place finisher vault to the top of the ticket. Our democracy, indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (9ymgS) ====== Janet Mills, #2, was on TV today saying that she should be the nominee. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (uO3MK) 14
"This vibes to me like a play from Bernie Sanders to slide in Troy Jackson," another source said.
What? Posted by: StefanH at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (XvTnp) 15
Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (NcvvS) 16
i noodled
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (CWTWj) 17
OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: Graham Platner at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (pcDUa) 18
People are acting like Platner has no choice.
He has all the choice. I assume Mills and the Dem establishment have made it clear he will be prosecuted if he stays in. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm) 19
10 Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+) ======= And he's ugly. And he didn't win the nomination. And this whole ordeal has turned the ME Democrat party into a joke. No Democrat is winning this race. Still, I enjoy them fighting each other. I hope someone gets eaten. Literally. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (uO3MK) 20
Please. And run every ad against his replacement as "supported by nazi rapist Platner."
Posted by: buzzion at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (3tZV2) 21
"There's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law."
Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate. Posted by: 13times at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (6iKlf) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (dK+Kv) 23
Who the fuck is Troy Jackson?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (wOO3z) 24
>>>Just string the part along for about 5 more days, then they're stuck with him and they turn the editorial direction in his favor.
I thought of that. But it would take a really monstrous narcissist psychopath to ball it out that way. Hey wait a minute... Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (1wjle) 25
Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK) They don't. But Platner voters are - by definition - only Maine voters. There are far more voters in play than Maine voters this cycle, and while the DSA may be down with the struggle, I think the DNC is terrified of being painted with the Platner brush. They NEED him gone. I'm not sure they're going to get what they need though... He's brazened out everything else. Why not this? Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (xA5g+) Posted by: That Guy at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (++1kQ) 27
He's out. This is all stagecraft now.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (pcDUa) 28
Steiner will come.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (gMXjs) 29
What is it with the dems and their pseudo royal appointments? I thought they were against kings.
Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (lCppi) 30
Janet Mills, #2, was on TV today saying that she should be the nominee.
I haven't had sexual intercourse since Bill Clinton was president and my husband will confirm it so you don't have to worry about any rape stories in my closet! Posted by: Janet Mills at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm) 31
Hitler got to pick Donitz, so it's only fair for this Nazi to do the same.
I wonder who will fill the roles of Goring and Himmler, feeling cheated at being picked over. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (5yDGQ) 32
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe) 33
Are the Analtherapist and Mo Katz the Jonah and Uncle Jeff from Veep?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (wBaIH) 34
>>>Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
oh yeah, I saw that, I think a commenter mentioned it. Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (1wjle) 35
He has never been one to pull out just because someone tells him to. He's like me when someone tells me I should end a sentence with a preposition.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (2ap+5) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe) 37
Just like Biden!
Posted by: AMartel at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (otvi3) Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (OTKIw) 39
18 People are acting like Platner has no choice.
He has all the choice. I assume Mills and the Dem establishment have made it clear he will be prosecuted if he stays in. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm) ======= Prosecuted for what? His girlfriend who kept being his girlfriend didn't like the sex they had that one time and is now calling it rape? That era has passed. And, besides, if he stays in, he has a chance of becoming senator. If he drops out, he gets the Biden treatment. Have you seen Biden's library fundraising numbers? That's what the party does to white guys they need to discard now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (uO3MK) 40
Oligarchy, bad. Rapistarchy, good.
Posted by: So this is where we are now... at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (TbWk/) 41
Missed it by that much...
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (USyCi) my superior eye-hand coordination! Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (GD0B3) 42
Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party! Posted by: The Producers at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (0voGt) 43
Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Apparently Big Mike was serious when she told Barky he couldn't have any boyfriends over the house Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm) 44
24 >>>Just string the part along for about 5 more days, then they're stuck with him and they turn the editorial direction in his favor.
I thought of that. But it would take a really monstrous narcissist psychopath to ball it out that way. Hey wait a minute... Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (1wjle) ======= The kind of guy who.... No, that doesn't sound like our Graham! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (uO3MK) 45
We need the cash and a job.
- The Platners Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (n5tGW) 46
This is clearly a delay and diversion tactic to drag out the clock until they can't replace this open oozing sore on the ass of the Democrap party.
If Main Nazi can drag it out another week, he's in the clear, and all of this will be instantly forgotten. Instantly. All the Democraps now saying he's a rapist asshole fucknazi and should drop out will be ... singing his praises. Count on it. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/) 47
Wait, Platner has a wife? I thought he only had sex with Porta-Potties and unwilling women.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (XuXeR) 49
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung He got a sniff of money and perks of a Senate seat. He ain't letting go. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (ItWcy) 50
They vetted this guy, right?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (gMXjs) 51
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung Hey. Nepotism works in Alaska, why not it's Eastern cousin? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe) 52
Still, I enjoy them fighting each other. I hope someone gets eaten. Literally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (uO3MK) That's hot. Posted by: Armie Hammer at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/) 53
Biden's presidential library is a Scranton porta-john.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (wOO3z) 54
"I will only drop out if...." is "Yeah, ok, I'm dropping out, you win".
Do you know what not dropping out is? "I'm not dropping out." And even that's not not dropping out a lot of the time. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (pcDUa) 55
Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times Another one? Cue Richard Jordan voice: "Barack, you've lost ANOTHER paddle boarder?" Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ) 56
Did Mosha Katz hand out towels at Auschwitz?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (wBaIH) 57
Everyone's got a price. He's just negotiating his.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (3ImbR) 58
Who wouldn't want to be known as the candidate hand-picked by the Nazi Rapist Stalker?
------ They're democrats. Satan himself could appear with horns and the body of a goat and all, reeking of sulfur, personally point at the next nominee, and vanish back to Hell and they'd all line up to vote for whatever monster old scratch picked. Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (oqH4h) 59
Wait, Platner has a wife? I thought he only had sex with Porta-Potties and unwilling women.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG) He was sexting other women shortly after he was married. His 'wife' is stupid if not a paid plant. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe) 60
Wow, as we say in NJ, some people really think who they are.
Posted by: jocon307 at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (EuROc) 61
Prosecuted for what?
He's got a bunch of woman claiming he touched them inappropriately and the Maine state cops can get his social media logs any time they want. If Mills wants Platner prosecuted he will be. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm) 62
He should be left in there. He got the most votes and the moron shitkickers in Maine voted for his ass, they get what they deserve. A loss to Collins.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2noDb) Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (t5TdD) 64
BUT I REALLY WANT A NICE GUY!!!
Posted by: Maine Kampf's exes and wife who will probably be an ex too at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/) 65
ody of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times WTF is going on in the water behind Owebama's house? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe) 66
When, oh when, will the public finally give rape-nazi layabouts a fair shake?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (28AwC) 67
Who do I gotta rape around here to get the nom?
Posted by: Janet Mills at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (tM5h4) 68
All the Democraps now saying he's a rapist asshole fucknazi and should drop out will be ... singing his praises. Count on it.
"Sure he might be a rapist but at least he isn't a Republican or a Zionist" is a fairly common sentiment I see on reddit. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm) 69
Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times The body of water, also known as "Train Station....." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (2YhKe) 70
Platner doesn’t want Mills. He wants Jackson. Mills knows all the dirt on Jackson and also knows it will come out. Pistols at 10 paces.
Posted by: That Guy at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (++1kQ) 71
Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+) She was probably mouthy and asking for it. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (hftzA) 72
61 Prosecuted for what?
He's got a bunch of woman claiming he touched them inappropriately and the Maine state cops can get his social media logs any time they want. If Mills wants Platner prosecuted he will be. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm) ======= And not one filed a police report and the DSA will go nuclear on the establishment in response. Even moreso. This shit is honestly weak. I hope Collins has the real good stuff. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (uO3MK) 73
OK, that was a surprise:
"Gemini AI, are there a higher ration of retards living in Maine compared to the rest of the US?" (I totally expected to be lectured on using the word "retard", since Gemini AI is Google's property...instead I got this) "Data from the U.S. Census Bureau indicates that Maine has a higher overall rate of disability (around 16%) compared to the national average (about 13%). Special Education: Maine has one of the highest rates of students receiving special education services in the country, at about 20%." Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (dIske) 74
Farage.
It is difficult, considering all the things he's done for Britain's independence and his love of country and the Anglo that he would have any affinity for Muslims in country. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (+yTe/) 75
Remember when the Democrats didn't hate America?
Good times. Posted by: Robert Nope. Edwin Stanton died loooooong before I was born. Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ) 76
I am thinking, if he does not step aside, "voluntarily" , his D friends will have him arrested for soliciting minors on Kek (or whatever it is), and other follies of the same kind.
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3) 77
>>>The communist Nazi wants to make sure that his successor shares his love of communism and anti-Jewish pogroms.
And rape. Don't forget his love of rape. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (jGGMD) 78
Is that rough water?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (gMXjs) 79
Coming from nowhere, Amy Gertner has the talent to meet the moment and deliver the Senate to the Democrats
Posted by: New York Times at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (2ap+5) Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm) 81
65 ody of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times WTF is going on in the water behind Owebama's house? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe) Murder. And buttfucking. But mostly murder. Posted by: It's OK because he's a democrat at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (TbWk/) 82
They NEED him gone.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (xA5g+) - Why though? He's basically the mainstream of the Democrat party at this point. Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (oqH4h) 83
>>>LOL: Narcissist Psychopath Graham Platner Is Refusing to Drop Out of Race
He's got nothing to lose. Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (6wpGE) 84
I think someone did an article on June 28, 2026 on the chef who paddle boarded his way into a grave at Obama's house. It's not a new article, just a rehash.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (2noDb) 85
Have we heard from Laura Loomer on this yet? Because only then will we know the truth. Lol.
Posted by: That Guy at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (++1kQ) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (XuXeR) 87
BUT I REALLY WANT A NICE GUY!!!
Posted by: Maine Kampf's exes and wife who will probably be an ex too at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM Maine Kampf is the prototypical Bad Boy. You too can be popular with liberal ladies by getting a concentration camp guard's tattoo. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (2ocoG) 88
80 This shit is honestly weak.
They prosecuted Trump with far, far less. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm) ====== Democrats won't do that to one of their own. They're terrified of their base and can't control them. He won 72% of the primary vote. The DSA is knocking off incumbents in New York. It's going to be all bark and no bite against Platner. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (uO3MK) 89
Why though? He's basically the mainstream of the Democrat party at this point.
Because every smart Republican in a close race is going to bring up Platner being a rapey NAZI again and again and again... Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm) 90
WTF is going on in the water behind Owebama's house?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe) --- Deep Ones? Dagon? Cthulhu? Pick your eldritch abomination. That's why the Obamas built their mansion in that location. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (FZ29D) 91
81 65 ody of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times A new one or they just found the other dead guy's body? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (D+BhG) 92
And the clock is ticking for Dems -- there's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law.
*** Polymarket betting for who will be the nominee on July 27- Jackson at 65%, Shah at 12, Platner at 5%, and a bunch more below 4% Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (lCppi) 93
I looked up Jackson and he seems like an ahole. That naturally can be excused in politics but won't help against Collins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (20Ghg) 94
Democrats won't do that to one of their own. They're terrified of their base and can't control them./i]
If he back down? No. If he doesn't back down? I can see Mills doing it and the FNM telling everyone "no one is above the law...especially a Republican plant!" Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm) 95
Didn't Chef also drown there?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gMXjs) 96
Wait, are they are dumping bodies behind Obama's house because they think no one will look there ?? I think this kind of thing was in Yellowstone..
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (GD0B3) 97
And these 2 morons 'vetted' Platner:
Square profile picture Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon · Jun 8 Graham Platner was recruited to run for Senate by a pair of socialist political operatives, Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan, who determined that another prospective candidate had “a skeleton in the closet.” The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts. Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (kX27y) 98
LOL.
Not so fast Belhium. Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from last night's game. Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (zim0n) 99
Why though? He's basically the mainstream of the Democrat party at this point.
Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (oqH4h) That's the box canyon the Dems have built for themselves, though, isn't it? He IS a mainstream Democrat, but the normies don't actually know that yet... Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (xA5g+) 100
Maine Democratic candidate Graham Platner appears to be holding the Democratic Party hostage -- refusing to drop out after he was accused of rape unless he gets to approve his successor to run for the Senate, The Post has learned.
I find this hard to believe. I get that he has them sitting literally under the sword of damocles with the 13 July deadline looming to drop out or mess the whole thing up but at this point in the game anybody they pick will cause independents and the few moderate democrats to refuse to vote for him/her. The are in what is a lose lose situation with no hope of winning unless they pick the second place finisher from the primary that mills woman. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (0N4FZ) 101
Obama's pond is the Bermuda Triangle of gay paddleboaters.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR) 103
Because every smart Republican in a close race is going to bring up Platner being a rapey NAZI again and again and again...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm) ----- And it will not matter one single fucking iota. Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h) 104
But it would take a really monstrous narcissist psychopath to ball it out that way.
Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (1wjle) My money is on a much more straightforward result...Platner is waiting for a big pay day. Some deep-pocket Democrat will pay him $5 million or $10 million to get out of the race. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (l4RKn) 105
Platner thinks he's got pull with the Dems. I'd say he's probably right. How much is debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT) 106
This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Q/e2v) 107
Since when has state election law bothered the Democrats? They'll just do whatever they want and who's going to stop them?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (nJ/vH) 108
Is it just me or does Platner look like and even uglier aging Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (tM5h4) 109
The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts. Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (kX27y) Who did they pay? Somali immigrants? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe) 110
I think this dude is think oyster farming isn't as lucrative as the senate.
It would be some tasty popcorn watching all the endorsers then un-endorsers come back and endorse him again. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (n5tGW) 111
Obama's Vineyard Mansion is right on a big body of water right against the ocean.
Are these bodies right off his house or just in the body of water? Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm) 112
Assume all Paddle Boarders are gay. Place your bets.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (wBaIH) 113
105 Platner thinks he's got pull with the Dems. I'd say he's probably right. How much is debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT) ===== He won 72% of the primary after it was revealed that he had a Nazi tattoo and that he had sexually assaulted a Republican (and fantasized about raping someone who broke into his house). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (uO3MK) 114
It's the old headline! Obama Mafia Inc.
Platner will select a OMI approved candidate or wash ashore drowned by paddleboard - with a self inflicted bullet hole to the back of the head. Posted by: 13times at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (6iKlf) 115
This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Q/e2v) *fistbump* Posted by: Hassan Piker at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (2YhKe) 116
My money is on a much more straightforward result...Platner is waiting for a big pay day. Some deep-pocket Democrat will pay him $5 million or $10 million to get out of the race.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02 And then his wife leaves him taking it all under the threat of revealing everything else out there in the mud waiting to be raked. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (hftzA) 117
The Dems are probably combing through their Rolodex of crazies to find one that can pose as MAGA, and whack Platner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (1z8ji) 118
Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+) Horrible. Can't imagine. -Joe Scarborough. Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (lCppi) 119
108 Is it just me or does Platner look like and even uglier aging Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (tM5h4) ---- temu Wilford Brimley Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (oqH4h) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (XuXeR) 121
My money is on a much more straightforward result...Platner is waiting for a big pay day. Some deep-pocket Democrat will pay him $5 million or $10 million to get out of the race.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (l4RKn) ---- Yeah, that makes sense. Platner strikes me as someone who derived his political acumen from watching "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" too many times. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (FZ29D) 122
Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+) She was probably mouthy and asking for it. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (hftzA) ________ I've seen conflicting reports on the bottle incident. There are some who claim to have been there and say it was a water bottle that he -- admittedly angrily -- threw on the ground. It then bounced around and -- maybe -- hit the girl. I don't think anyone who was actually there is saying he deliberately threw a bottle at the girl. I also don't think she was a staffer. I think she was a fellow caucus member. Again: Do I care? No, I don't. But I want to correct the record in that this bottle-throwing incident might end up being wind-fart. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/) 123
They vetted this guy, right?
Posted by: Boss Moss When your party has finally driven out all the mere sociopaths, and only has psychopaths left to do the vetting, this is who they vet. Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (tFE/A) 124
Is it just me or does Platner look like and even uglier aging Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (tM5h4) --- lol, yep. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (T19D0) 125
About now Platner might as well say "screw you Dems, I'm DSA and I won . I'm the Senate candidate , cmon DSA, socialists and communists vote for me. Everything that is being reported is the Dems trying to hold onto power" . Can't be any worse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (20Ghg) 126
Because every smart Republican in a close race is going to bring up Platner being a rapey NAZI again and again and again...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM ----- And it will not matter one single fucking iota. Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM Hell, "rapey Nazi" is probably a popularity boost with the vast majority of Jewish voters now. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (XuXeR) 128
Wife? Like, a woman?
Posted by: Ketanji Brown-Jackson at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (7hx0x) 129
125 About now Platner might as well say "screw you Dems, I'm DSA and I won . I'm the Senate candidate , cmon DSA, socialists and communists vote for me. Everything that is being reported is the Dems trying to hold onto power" . Can't be any worse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (20Ghg) ====== "Hey, 72% of Democrat primary voters, your choice doesn't matter. Here's someone you've never heard of to fight the long-term incumbent." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (uO3MK) 130
Hell, "rapey Nazi" is probably a popularity boost with the vast majority of Jewish voters now.
Out: Handmaid Outfits In: Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS outfits Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm) 131
This is sooo great!--Flounder
Posted by: SamIam at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (cjT1m) 132
Play stupid games.......good thing he's left handed!
E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts · 2h ALERT: Illegal firework leaves a California teenager who graduated 3 days earlier handless after it explodes in an In-N-Out parking lot. Nader Hanna, 18, met up with his twin brother and some friends outside of the Pleasanton In-N-Out Burger to get some food and set off fireworks in the parking lot. Nader, who said the group of teens had done this several times, said his buddy handed him a tennis-ball-sized firework, which immediately exploded when he lit the fuse. “It just exploded in my hand the second I lit it… My hand took the whole blow. I looked down, and I didn’t see a hand. It disintegrated.” His twin brother Ramsey frantically called 911 as his friend, Kevan Mokashi, ran inside the restaurant to seek help with Nader's exploded right hand. Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (kX27y) 133
In the movies when someone pulls this "I'll stay in the race unless you give me x, y and z" nonsense, they usually wind up dead, with drugs and a hooker nearby.
Stay tuned! Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (lCppi) 134
He won 72% of the primary after it was revealed that he had a Nazi tattoo and that he had sexually assaulted a Republican
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (uO3MK) At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown! THAT would be disqualifying! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn) 135
I can't wait to see him stay beyond Monday, and the REAL dirt gets dropped.
I guy can hope, can't he? Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (q6tQZ) 136
134 At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown!
THAT would be disqualifying! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn) ======= "Not on your life." -the worst accent on Earth Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (uO3MK) 137
At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown!
THAT would be disqualifying! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn) Let's not be hasty. - Every Democrat, even today. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (xA5g+) 138
At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown! THAT would be disqualifying! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn) Would it REALLY........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (2YhKe) 139
The Sealion of the Senate.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (gMXjs) 140
"Not on your life." -the worst accent on Earth Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (uO3MK) You forgot to add an "errr ahh" or two. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (2YhKe) 141
So, I wonder what kind of consulting fee Platner is going to get?
A few million for his time and trouble. And quietly leaving.... In theory... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b) 142
The elderly Vermont independent -- who was Platner's biggest backer -- reportedly wants former Maine senate president Jackson to get the Democratic nomination to run against Republican Sen. Susan Collins
Well. he's the only logical choice... Hitler wasn't available Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (rLtcl) 143
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement. Ahh, it's the Dingell Gambit -- Three Generations of Idiots is Enough! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (pMw7s) 144
I've seen conflicting reports on the bottle incident.
There are some who claim to have been there and say it was a water bottle that he -- admittedly angrily -- threw on the ground. It then bounced around and -- maybe -- hit the girl. I don't think anyone who was actually there is saying he deliberately threw a bottle at the girl. I also don't think she was a staffer. I think she was a fellow caucus member. Again: Do I care? No, I don't. But I want to correct the record in that this bottle-throwing incident might end up being wind-fart. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM Having dealt with many people that had anger management issues I can predict with a 95% confidence level there are many instances of him losing his temper and becoming physical. And they will come out if it looks like he will get the spot. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (0N4FZ) 145
So, Platner wants to step aside, but still control the nominee.
He's a big retard. It won't be hard for the Dems to trick him. They can select a nominee and make him submit to an ax-wielding gay rape by Platner, and then just say "see, Graham? You own him now. There, there, big fella. Shhhhh. It's ok. Now, clean yourself up and we'll go play with your Auschwitz train set." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2) 146
125 About now Platner might as well say "screw you Dems, I'm DSA and I won . I'm the Senate candidate , cmon DSA, socialists and communists vote for me. Everything that is being reported is the Dems trying to hold onto power" . Can't be any worse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July Except Troy Jackson is the true DSA candidate. I know, I know. This really is like a telenovella. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (hftzA) 147
135 I can't wait to see him stay beyond Monday, and the REAL dirt gets dropped.
I guy can hope, can't he? Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (q6tQZ) ======= This is the sort of stuff to throw out there and be able to ignore later, to be honest. The rape survivor? Kept dating him for months. It gets brushed away easily enough by ignoring it, saying it was litigated, and calling it old news. However, none of this is the "he'll have to leave the state" stuff promised to Halperin a month ago, I don't think. It has to be worse than this, and I suspect Collins has it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:36 PM (uO3MK) 148
"A source familiar with the campaign discussions said Platner, his campaign and political strategist Morris Katz ..."
I wonder what Mr. Katz thinks about the tattoo. Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (lCppi) 149
Woke “Odyssey” Actress Playing Helen of Troy in Race-Swapped Role....
Article with puc.... Good Lord I thought everyone was joking about that... like Beige White. Looks even worse than the sub-Saharan women elected to be Queen in that Viking sequal rip-off. Posted by: Operator Error at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (R/1CN) 150
Update: Platner has named Grand Admiral Doenitz as his successor.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (wGerL) 151
"Graham Clapner can always fall back on his rock and roll career!" -- former Sturgeon General Jocelyn Elder Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (pMw7s) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (n5tGW) 153
Platner should join the KKK, old time Dems will love him. - Zombie Robert Byrd
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (20Ghg) 154
I would suggest if you know any Maine leftists personally you egg them on about how unfair this all is and how their right to choose is being taken for them by the Zionists that control the Dem party.
Because if Platner stays in just another week things get fun! Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm) 155
Now he wants his wife to step in? Guess they really want to keep that 170K Senate salary in the family.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (kX27y) 156
Troy Jackson isn't an "elderly" Maine resident. He's 57 years old.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (rj6Yv) 157
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"Graham Clapner can always fall back on his rock and roll career!" -- former Sturgeon General Jocelyn Elder Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (pMw7s) LOL... Everytime I hear Platners name I think about that Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (rLtcl) 158
Update: Platner has named Grand Admiral Doenitz as his successor.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM At least he picked a veteran. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (0N4FZ) 159
Bernie needs to disappear during a day on one of Vermont's lakes. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (pMw7s) 160
> Troy Jackson isn't an "elderly" Maine resident. He's 57 years old.
I'm old. Anyone older than me is elderly. Jackson's elderly. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N) 161
Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Steiner at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (pcDUa) 162
Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+) 163
Good Lord
I thought everyone was joking about that... like Beige White. Looks even worse than the sub-Saharan women elected to be Queen in that Viking sequal rip-off. A lot of people are more offended that she's ugly than that she's black. That face ain't launching any ships. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG) 164
154 I would suggest if you know any Maine leftists personally you egg them on about how unfair this all is and how their right to choose is being taken for them by the Zionists that control the Dem party.
Because if Platner stays in just another week things get fun! Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm) ======== "Platner refused AIPAC money. It's the only reason Schumer is out to get him. Mills, the old Jewish woman married to a Jewish millionaire, is Schumer the Zionist's chosen replacement? Might as well just nominate Jared Kushner or Bibi himself. Fuck, what is the point of the Democrat Party if it's going to do this to the people who just want to stop genocide?" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uO3MK) 165
As an American Jew, the fact a Nazi tattoo didn’t sink Platner but sexual assault might tells me everything I need to know about Democrats. We’re well beyond the pale now. Even his victim was hesitant to come forward because of “the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person.” What a deep moral rot rests at the heart of the party that claims to have the moral high ground.
The accuser said she has friends who will still vote for him despite this. Insanity from the party of self-proclaimed perfect moral superiors > People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine. I'm shocked that Jewish Americans still support democrats at all. It's quite clear they've been vehemently antisemetic for a decade or more. it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo, he expressed regret about it, and got it promptly covered. People do believe he's a sexual abuser. The allegations are credible and his only defense is to just deny. You don't understand the difference? Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ) 166
I've seen conflicting reports on the bottle incident.
There are some who claim to have been there and say it was a water bottle that he -- admittedly angrily -- threw on the ground. It then bounced around and -- maybe -- hit the girl. I don't think anyone who was actually there is saying he deliberately threw a bottle at the girl. I also don't think she was a staffer. I think she was a fellow caucus member. Again: Do I care? No, I don't. But I want to correct the record in that this bottle-throwing incident might end up being wind-fart. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM Having dealt with many people that had anger management issues I can predict with a 95% confidence level there are many instances of him losing his temper and becoming physical. And they will come out if it looks like he will get the spot. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (0N4FZ) ________ If you're gonna take a guy out, you take him out. The bottle-throwing incident was first outed by a PAC that clearly wants the guy gone. If they had better stuff, I see no reason why they would wait to use it. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/) 167
He won 72% of the primary after it was revealed that he had a Nazi tattoo and that he had sexually assaulted a Republican
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (uO3MK) The cesspool known as Reddit is, as always, fascinating. They are directly saying that even if the accusations against Platner are true, he's still the lesser of two evils. "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (jGGMD) 168
LOL... Everytime I hear Platners name I think about that Posted by: It's me donna Me too.I've always found that malapropism of hers adorably stupid "Eric Clapner" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (pMw7s) 169
The casting of Helen is bad...but all his casting choices are bad.
Matt Damon as the wisest of the Greeks? Ralph Fiennes or Sean Bean? Sure. Matt Damon only plays two roles well: Boston thug Back stabbing sneaky f*cker Probably because he isn't acting. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm) 170
165 it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo, he expressed regret about it, and got it promptly covered. People do believe he's a sexual abuser. The allegations are credible and his only defense is to just deny. You don't understand the difference?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ) ======= This person is smart. Very smart. The smartest. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (uO3MK) 171
The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts. Posted by: beckster ================ Is this the guy with the voice like Gilbert Gottfried? They had done an interview talking about how swell he was. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 02:41 PM (mmrXZ) 172
He won 72% of the primary vote AFTER the Nazi tattoo and immediately after the first round of sexual assault accusations. Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK) Doesn't Maine have a high percentage of mail-in ballots? Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA) 173
Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+) LOL stunning how fast an entire party with a huge crazy "revolutionary" split in it all gets on the same exact page at the exact same time. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (pcDUa) 174
it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo/i]
Dumb teens get stupid Japanese phrases tattoo'd on them because they think they know what it means and they are wrong. If Platner didn't know the Death's Head was a NAZI symbol why did he choose it? And note one of his other girlfriends said he told her he knew EXACTLY what it meant. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm) 175
Earlier, someone opined, that if Platner remains that he will be forever in the grift but if he drops out he's gone.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (+yTe/) 176
167 The cesspool known as Reddit is, as always, fascinating.
They are directly saying that even if the accusations against Platner are true, he's still the lesser of two evils. "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (jGGMD) ======= I understand empty-headed partisanship. "It doesn't matter who he is as long as he votes the way I want him to vote." It's a rational logic that makes sense. I just wish we could agree on the principle of it across parties instead of getting holier than thou every time something personal comes up either side. And it does because there are soft partisans on both sides who are actively engaged by this sort of stuff (Robinson in NC for governor in 2024, for instance). So, the stupid dance will continue forever. Me? I'll probably just keep voting third party because my vote never matters anyway. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (uO3MK) 177
I don't think there is worse on Platner. We began with Deathshead SS tattoo and segued to rape-rape. Unless a tyke with a permanently dickshaped mouth that is a 100% match for Platner's oysterslayer comes forward, how does it get worse?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (28AwC) 178
173 Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.
LOL... So Platner is giving Communists a bad name ? Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (rLtcl) 179
Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker Probably because he isn't acting. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm) He was great in The Talented Mr. Ripley playing the sneakiest of f*ckers. Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (lCppi) 180
"Brenden Dilley
@WarlordDilley 19h Graham Platner isn't being ejected by the Democrat party for being a drunk, nazi, rapist (allegedly). He's being ejected because Democrats prefer representatives who are all of those things, but leave no evidence or trail of it for the public. They want professional scumbags." Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (GD0B3) 181
it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo, he expressed regret about it, and got it promptly covered. People do believe he's a sexual abuser. The allegations are credible and his only defense is to just deny. You don't understand the difference?
He's had the tattoo for YEARS. And YEARS. That's not a plausible story nor was it a 'prompt covering.' Forest. Trees. Something something. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe) 182
I looked up Jackson and he seems like an ahole. That naturally can be excused in politics but won't help against Collins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (20Ghg) Well, Democrat, so it tracks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (1z8ji) 183
Louise Lasser died. Played the title character on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Was once married to Woody Allen, but apparently aged out of the part
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (20Ghg) 184
Matt Damon only plays two roles well:
Boston thug Back stabbing sneaky f*cker He was fantastic in "Team America". Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG) 185
I don't think there is worse on Platner. We began with Deathshead SS tattoo and segued to rape-rape. Unless a tyke with a permanently dickshaped mouth that is a 100% match for Platner's oysterslayer comes forward, how does it get worse?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (28AwC) He had an active account on a known child predation service. Until like 30 days ago. It can get worse. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (xA5g+) 186
172 He won 72% of the primary vote AFTER the Nazi tattoo and immediately after the first round of sexual assault accusations. Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK) Doesn't Maine have a high percentage of mail-in ballots? Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA) ======= 1. They have for a while. Standard voting behavior for a majority now. 2. If cheating was going to get someone over, it was going to be the person that Chuck Schumer personally recruited to win the race (Janet Mills, current governor), not the upstart DSA candidate with a Nazi tattoo. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (uO3MK) 187
Democrat proven strategy has always been, dump the unelectable of candidate, and replace with a candidate who can somehow blame the opposition for the first candidate's problems.
When Bob Torricelli dropped his Senate campaign and Frank Lautenberg stepped in (illegally)...Lautenberg and Democrats accused Republicans of weaponizing the ethics scandal and dragging the removal to the courts as a distraction from Forrester's own political issues. They'll do the same with Platner. They will say that Republicans knew of Platner's failings in advance and didn't say anything about them, and didn't have the voter's best interests in mind. The Republicans were "immoraly" waiting to drop them for the regular election. That will be the fundamental campaign for the replacement. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (dIske) 188
Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+) Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe) 189
I imagine Susan Collins giggled herself to sleep last night.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (8mulE) 190
Meanwhile, it looks like Irtan is taking pot shots at boats in the Strait again and Trump tells NATO he might take our troops out of Europe...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (rLtcl) 191
Remember when the FNM decided to run with a story about some HS kid that got a "NAZI hair cut"?
This was a national story for several days. Did his hair look like something popular from the late 30s? Sure but...uh...what does that have to do with being a NAZI? It came out later he had chemo and his "NAZI hair cut" was the best he could manage while his hair was still growing back in. But if you expect a random HS kid to know a hair cut is a "NAZI one" how the hell can you argue an adult doesnt know the association of the Death's Head symbol with NAZIs? Its in the damn "Are we the baddies" skit by Mitchell and Webb Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (sKqQm) 192
> He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo
Horse. Shit. Most tattoo parlors will absolutely refuse to do NAZI iconography on clients. You have to intentionally seek out a place that will do this for you. Additionally, Platner has bragged about how he's a WWII buff. Anyone with even a moderately passing familiarity with the NAZIs will recognize the Totenkopf. Further, if you're in a place that will do NAZI tattoos, when you're looking through their catalogues, symbols will be grouped together. Even if he somehow didn't recognize the Totenkopf, it would be surrounded by other NAZI iconography. Any sub-retard would be able to see the pattern and think, "This thing is grouped with a bunch of NAZI stuff. Maybe it's a NAZI symbol too!" Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N) 193
LOL stunning how fast an entire party with a huge crazy "revolutionary" split in it all gets on the same exact page at the exact same time.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (pcDUa) This is why I think Platner will be out by Monday. Too many high-profile Democrats trying to court the far left have disavowed the guy to have him stay in. They need him (for their own sakes) to drop out, "of his own free will," and support a more palatable replacement, and they'll do whatever they have to do to ensure it. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (jGGMD) 194
Matt Damon was good in The Martian and the first couple Jason Bourne movies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (20Ghg) 195
75 Remember when the Democrats didn't hate America?
Good times. Posted by: Robert -- Yeah, they said, bend over it will only hurt at first. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (+yTe/) 196
>Matt Damon only plays two roles well:
Boston thug Back stabbing sneaky f*cker Probably because he isn't acting. Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm) == He plays a guy who buys a zoo pretty well. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (0bjKf) 197
I didn't realize Maine was such a f'ed up state.
They are no California by any means, but still..... Posted by: Case at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (IY9No) Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (rLtcl) 199
What's the riverboat gambler Shaky Susan got on Platner?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (9So/u) 200
Update from Washington Nearsider:
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung === Is he old enough ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (/lPRQ) 201
Right! I heard about that; Herr OberOysterFuhrer said my wife better replace me if she knows what's good for her.
Posted by: Nelly at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (6+ehB) 202
"I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.
Ahh, the existential question of the modern Democrat: rape or Susan Collins? Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG) 203
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And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Bw1/o) 204
I remember when "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" was a thing. To my knowledge, it never made it big in syndication, if it was offered there at all. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (pMw7s) 205
I assume Mills and the Dem establishment have made it clear he will be prosecuted if he stays in.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm) Since she never went to the police that isn't going to be a great case N years later. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (uhVAy) 206
Bernie Sanders working to get his favored choice as a replacement is rather ambitious.
(I just wanted to see if auto correct would allow "Bernie Sanders" and "working" and "ambitious" in the same sentence. ) Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (+SZb7) 207
Graham Platner was recruited to run for Senate by a pair of socialist political operatives, Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan, who determined that another prospective candidate had “a skeleton in the closet.”
Posted by: beckster So the rapist Nazi was okay, but the other one had "a skeleton in the closet?" What kind of skeleton would that be? They gave birth to a child rather than aborting it? They once said Trump wasn't all that bad? They made TikTok videos of the "boil a golden retriever puppy alive challenge?" Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (tFE/A) 208
Maine wasn't this effed up until the Somalis arrived
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (20Ghg) 209
People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ) That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means? Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA) 210
They are directly saying that even if the accusations against Platner are true, he's still the lesser of two evils. "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.
Many are drifting away from that position, too, through whatever mental gymnastics they need. Vote Blue No Matter Who stopped being a thing after Mamdani's mayoral race when it was obvious that it was just a thing establishment Democrats said in order to get people to be supportive of their candidates while never genuinely meaning to reciprocating in turn with candidates they didn't like. It's still very much a thing. There's people with tons of upvotes, today, on these communities (like r / maine) who say they will vote for Platner if he's the nominee and he stays in the race. Heck. His own accuser went on the air and said that her friends would still vote for him. She herself said “we needed more people like him in politics”. Because modern leftists could give a fuck all about freedom, they just really jealous that no matter how much Grey matter they have its still aint shit compared to charisma Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (uSCoZ) 211
Can we reward him for staying in the race maybe buying a couple hundred thousand of his books?
Posted by: Goatweed at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (jK3NL) 212
Matt Damon only plays two roles well:
Boston thug Back stabbing sneaky f*cker He was fantastic in "Team America". Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG) I enjoyed his exit scene in Interstellar. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (jGGMD) 213
Ha Ha Ha love it.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (3oAwB) 214
Since she never went to the police that isn't going to be a great case N years later.
Depends on if it was a sexy rape or not and honestly? It sounds pretty sexy to me. Posted by: E Jean Carroll at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm) 215
Another bad news day for Dems. Trump in front of Mt. Rushmore, declaring the US will never be a Communist country still reverberates. Platner holding his own party hostage. Newsom in hot water. Kamala staggers and weaves her way to the 2028 Dem leader. Bernie babbles. Gas prices slowly fall.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (rj6Yv) 216
Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+) Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe) _______ Because according to some (including on our side), Bombdaddy is the single most influential player on the far-left, and for someone like that to call on a fellow far-leftist is noteworthy. It's a big push by even the DSA to get rid of him. Or, if you believe what I've been saying, Bombdaddy isn't a radical at all, but really just an effete narcist clown who is secretly just another Dumocrap establishment hack (like Bernie). Then his call for Main Nazi to get lost is just another example of the establishment wanting to get rid of him. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/) 217
There is definitely much worse on him, which is why they want him out now. Also this elevates the race even more nationally if they have a purportedly "clean" candidate to run. That's what it's all looking like.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:49 PM (pcDUa) 218
Platner to democrat party: How's my d*ck taste? I mean, after I've forced myself on you... Not like with that one chick, or that other one.... Like a viking would do to another dude... but not in teh ghey way, more like prison where one has to establish dominance by finding the sweetest sexiest piece of man meat in the place, and watch him in the shower as the soap bubbles run down the crack of his azz... Wait, what was I saying again?
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at July 07, 2026 02:49 PM (Iwv3U) 219
The quote is a fragment of "If a Nazi sits down at a table of ten people and no one objects, there are eleven Nazis at the table."
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm) 220
If anyone's wondering why I hate the GOPe? The Democrats are such a rolling clusterf*** that an honest and competent party would have wiped them out twenty years ago.
And this is Exhibit...oh hell I've lost count. Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (OUMaO) 221
Li'l Tottie won't go down without a fight. He is Clapner's Kuato. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (pMw7s) 222
Or, if you believe what I've been saying, Bombdaddy isn't a radical at all, but really just an effete narcist clown who is secretly just another Dumocrap establishment hack (like Bernie).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/) Yeah, I don't believe this at all. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2YhKe) 223
210 Vote Blue No Matter Who stopped being a thing after Mamdani's mayoral race when it was obvious that it was just a thing establishment Democrats said in order to get people to be supportive of their candidates while never genuinely meaning to reciprocating in turn with candidates they didn't like.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (uSCoZ) ======= The left really are in the early stages of their version of the Tea Party. But, I suspect that the energy they'll try to capture and policies they'll try to advance are far less broadly appealing as what the Tea Party became: MAGA. Should be interesting to watch white socialists go to war with Great Society black Democrats about how much Jew hate needs to be the center of the party's messaging. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (uO3MK) 224
I didn't realize Maine was such a f'ed up state.
They are no California by any means, but still..... Posted by: Case at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (IY9No) Eh, it's more a Portland thing. Go to northern Maine or the "Down East" section and you'll see Trump flags everywhere. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (jGGMD) 225
Most tattoo parlors will absolutely refuse to do NAZI iconography on clients. You have to intentionally seek out a place that will do this for you.
Additionally, Platner has bragged about how he's a WWII buff. Anyone with even a moderately passing familiarity with the NAZIs will recognize the Totenkopf. Further, if you're in a place that will do NAZI tattoos, when you're looking through their catalogues, symbols will be grouped together. Even if he somehow didn't recognize the Totenkopf, it would be surrounded by other NAZI iconography. Any sub-retard would be able to see the pattern and think, "This thing is grouped with a bunch of NAZI stuff. Maybe it's a NAZI symbol too!" Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N) You hardly need to be an expert to recognize the Totenkopf - its on every SS Baddie in the cool black uniforms in every WWII movie. It's like in second place after the swastika itself. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy) 226
"I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.
Ahh, the existential question of the modern Democrat: rape or Susan Collins? Posted by: Ian S. === Embrace the power of "and". - Shit Admiral Akbar Said. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (/lPRQ) 227
People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ) That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means? Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA) ________ It means that if a Nazi sits at a table and the others don't immediately leave or punch him in the face, then they are all Nazis at the table. Sorta like "silence equals consent." Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:51 PM (+yTe/) 229
Because according to some (including on our side), Bombdaddy is the single most influential player on the far-left, and for someone like that to call on a fellow far-leftist is noteworthy. It's a big push by even the DSA to get rid of him.
---------- I will say again - The DSA is Fake Democrat MAGA, ie a bs psy op to revive the Democrat Party. Mamdani jumping into the chorus so quickly is a clear demonstration of it. Everything Democrats do and say is bullshit. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:51 PM (pcDUa) 230
212 Matt Damon only plays two roles well:
Boston thug Back stabbing sneaky f*cker He was fantastic in "Team America". Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG) I enjoyed his exit scene in Interstellar. Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (jGGMD) --------- He got debigulated in Downsizing. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2026 02:51 PM (PiwSw) 231
You don't need to parse it too much.
Guy with a giant Nazi tattoo is a Nazi. Guy who gets off yanking his pud in chemical toilets and cruises for child meat on pedo apps is a dangerous sex pervert. I don't see any need to argue with anyone who tries to defend this dude. It is what it is. He's a psycho Nazi pervert. That doesn't bother them at all. They need to just own it. I long said they should run John Hinckley. But he's old news. They should order some judge to release Tyler Robinson and run him for President. Biggest turnout EVAH. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2) 232
This is kind of funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s) 233
1. They have for a while. Standard voting behavior for a majority now.
2. If cheating was going to get someone over, it was going to be the person that Chuck Schumer personally recruited to win the race (Janet Mills, current governor), not the upstart DSA candidate with a Nazi tattoo. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (uO3MK) I should have been more clear that if the mail-in ballot percentage was high, people had probably voted before they'd heard about about the forced sex stuff. Posted by: pookysgirl, clear as mud at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (Wt5PA) 234
This whole thing is just an inside power struggle between the Schumer wing and the Bernie-bots. Neither side gives a hoot who gets in as long as they get to choose the candidate. Being able to increase the roll on the D side of the senate is just the secondary goal.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (3Ope8) 235
55 Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times Another one? Cue Richard Jordan voice: "Barack, you've lost ANOTHER paddle boarder?" Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ) It's 'Eggs Been a D*ck' that i want for breakfast and the sooner you b*tch a** chefs figure that out, the sooner we'll stop sending you to the train station.' Posted by: Nelly at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (6+ehB) 236
That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl Yes. If a Nazi sits down at a table, you have a table full of Nazis. If they weren't Nazis, they stop him from joining them or leave. The Left uses it to tar conservative moderates who associate with people they call Nazis. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (uSCoZ) 237
I long said they should run John Hinckley. But he's old news. They should order some judge to release Tyler Robinson and run him for President. Biggest turnout EVAH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2) They will work to get the dreamy Boston bomber out of prison. They will fawn over him like he's the next JFK Jr. He will become Democrat royalty. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe) 238
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
- Are we sure that's not a Mitch McConnell rumor? Posted by: Methos at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (vSvIl) 239
Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it?
Mamdami is for all intents and purposes the leader of the Democrat Party. He's tall, dark, and Muslim, he's openly anti-Semitic, and he's a rich trust-funder. He's every liberal white woman's dream boyfriend, and all Democrats are liberal white women. Especially the black men. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG) 240
232 This is kind of funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s) ======== Both sides of the intraparty fight are going to blame the other for not gaining the Senate. The entire party seemed convinced that a clear majority was possible. They'd just need Maine, and North Carolina, and...Texas...and Ohio...and Alaska while holding onto Michigan and Georgia to do it. And when they lose Maine by a larger margin that 2020, North Carolina comes down to the wire (I'm holding out hope for a Whatley win, but I don't think I'll bet on it), and even Georgia ends up far closer than expected... Both will treat a couple of major races like the Maine senate as ground zero for what went wrong. And everyone will scream and no one will listen and things will get nasty. And I will have the lulz. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (uO3MK) Posted by: Eyegore at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (Cqx++) 242
Are we sure that's not a Mitch McConnell rumor?
Posted by: Methos at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (vSvIl) Looks like old Turtle is still alive... Sort of... Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (FtULh) 243
Ahh, the existential question of the modern Democrat: rape or Susan Collins?
Posted by: Ian S. === Embrace the power of "and". - Shit Admiral Akbar Said. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher 🐙 🍆 💦 👵 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (uSCoZ) 244
I'm taking bets on him dropping out at the Friday Night News Dump.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (pcDUa) 245
Or, if you believe what I've been saying, Bombdaddy isn't a radical at all, but really just an effete narcist clown who is secretly just another Dumocrap establishment hack (like Bernie).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/) Yeah, I don't believe this at all. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2YhKe) _______ There is no daylight at all between him and any other Democrap. Everything he has said and done has already been said -- and done or at least attempted -- by every Democrap NYC mayor since Dinkins. But that's not reported by ragebait news sources who get clicks from "OMG WOULD YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS GUY SAID NOW!" Bill Di Blasio was far more of a true believer and more dangerous for the city. I lived through his disastrous mayor terms. He was way worse than this swarthy clown will be. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/) 246
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I should have been more clear that if the mail-in ballot percentage was high, people had probably voted before they'd heard about about the forced sex stuff. Posted by: pookysgirl, clear as mud at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (Wt5PA) ======= Yes, most of the voting probably happened before the first NYT story. Still, he won with 72%. Most of the ballots were returned in the final days, and he walked away with a super majority of votes. He is Maine's choice. Those rich men north of Richmond are just trying to deny the voters of Maine their suffrage. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (uO3MK) 247
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung By not putting the Nazi rapist in DC, you're still putting the Nazi rapist in DC. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe) 248
... And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy
=== They could have been lazy and pick a random person who looked vaguely the Mediterranean part of a legendary character. If they are going that far off-base why not just cast the Spider Queen Lolth? Maybe Marvin the Martian would be fun. Everybody acts like everything is totally normal. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 02:56 PM (/lPRQ) 249
Should be interesting to watch white socialists go to war with Great Society black Democrats about how much Jew hate needs to be the center of the party's messaging.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Yeah, that's the driving force of Jew hatred in the Democratic Party... Posted by: Millions of Imported 3rd World Muslims at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (uSCoZ) 250
This is my chance!
Posted by: Candace Owens at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (0e5Te) 251
Looks like old Turtle is still alive... Sort of...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (FtULh) *twirls scythe* Posted by: a shadowy cloaked figure at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (gKWVE) 252
I haven't had sexual intercourse since Bill Clinton was president and my husband will confirm it so you don't have to worry about any rape stories in my closet!
Posted by: Janet Mills at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm) Braaaains... Posted by: zombie Stanley Kuklinski at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Sy6m/) 253
Sound advice from James Woods - James Woods @RealJamesWoods · 25m Scott, Mitch McConnell is a Trump-hating thorn in the side of the American people. We wish him well in his retirement, which should start today, thank you. And hopefully you will, having done your gracious duty, now work to get a replacement who will get the SAVE ACT passed. Quote Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY · 2h I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (kX27y) 254
*twirls scythe* Posted by: a shadowy cloaked figure at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (gKWVE) GET DOWN with your bad self...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe) 255
What kind of skeleton would that be? They gave birth to a child rather than aborting it? They once said Trump wasn't all that bad? They made TikTok videos of the "boil a golden retriever puppy alive challenge?"
Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (tFE/A) I heard he brained one of his staffers with a jeroboam of scotch and then said "now we drink from her skull." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2) 256
It gets me that Maine Democrats can't find a single US Senate candidate who can pass for normal.
Posted by: troyriser at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (v1M8F) 257
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)
Mamdani would never have been my idea of a boyfriend and I stopped voting for Democrats in 2008. However, the anti semetism, the fact that Mamdani smiles too much, is a nepo baby and has never had a real job would have turned me right off. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Bw1/o) 258
Yes. If a Nazi sits down at a table, you have a table full of Nazis. If they weren't Nazis, they stop him from joining them or leave. The Left uses it to tar conservative moderates who associate with people they call Nazis.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (uSCoZ) The rest of us would call that "guilt by association," but I guess we're just simpletons. Posted by: pookysgirl, not S-M-R-T at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Wt5PA) 259
203 it
And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible. But she should never have said the uneducated things she has said about Homer as it fuels the fire of everything wrong with this movie. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Dd38x) Posted by: The Critic at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (wtvvX) 261
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung I'm pretty sure she's sat at tables with him, so she's a Nazi. Not that that would stop Dems from voting for her, I guess. Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (uSCoZ) 262
Helluva rainstorm in ETEX and Mrs. E and me trapped in Brookdkires.
Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (hg6hp) 263
The rest of us would call that "guilt by association," but I guess we're just simpletons.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not S-M-R-T at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Wt5PA) The Leftist answer is that he was standing at the table the whole time so they're actually not gullty by association. Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (pcDUa) 264
So, I wonder what kind of consulting fee Platner is going to get?
A few million for his time and trouble. And quietly leaving.... In theory... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b) Problem is their war chest is broke. Some real person will have to pony up any bribe. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy) 265
And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking. Posted by: FenelonSpoke ================ Or they could blow off the awards if that's what it takes to win one. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (mmrXZ) 266
264 So, I wonder what kind of consulting fee Platner is going to get?
A few million for his time and trouble. And quietly leaving.... In theory... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b) Problem is their war chest is broke. Some real person will have to pony up any bribe. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy) ====== If he stays in, he has a chance of becoming Senator. If he drops out, there's a chance they treat him as well as they're treating Biden post-drop out (how much has he fundraised for his presidential library again?). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (uO3MK) 267
You know who else tried to pick his own successor?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (guGkK) 268
I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible. But she should never have said the uneducated things she has said about Homer as it fuels the fire of everything wrong with this movie.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM She is only repeating everything she has been told since they decided not to abort her. From grade school through acting college she has been brain washed to hate men, especially white men. Why would anyone think she would say anything other than the drivel she has been taught to think is beyond me. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ) 269
People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ) === That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means? Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up === The Reinhard Heydrich clone was elected Governor of Virginia. S/he/it does not even try to hide it. appearance or politics... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (/lPRQ) 270
I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible. But she should never have said the uneducated things she has said about Homer as it fuels the fire of everything wrong with this movie. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Dd38x) I usually do find it amazing whom women put on such a list. Very, very pretty? Um........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe) 271
208 Maine wasn't this effed up until the Somalis arrived
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (20Ghg) This. I bet all the Somalis vote by mail and that they all fill their ballots out as directed by some imam in a mosque, or worse, they sign and hand them to the imam, blank. Posted by: Cu at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (/WHpM) 272
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement. Are you saying that he stopped slobbering over Ro Me the Money to write about someone else? Truly, the bloom is off that rose. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (pMw7s) 273
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM
Actresses should just shut up about their political opinions. The studios should make them sign an agreement on that beforehand. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Bw1/o) 274
platner -- verb: To have your state's reputation ruined and turned into a laughingstock by a candidate so bad that all the other states fear being compared to you. Usage example: "I hope we don't get platnered by electing this douchebag."
Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Av6i5) 275
And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 _______ Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/) 276
TJM, I just watched your video about Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die
I saw most of the movie, my other choice was staring into space and staring into space won. But I liked your idea about originality. It's like the difference between an homage and a rip-off. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (RIvkX) 277
Zombie Rudolph Hess larfs Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (pMw7s) 278
267 You know who else tried to pick his own successor?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (guGkK) Who? Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (/WHpM) 279
I know who he wants to pick. I think her name is Eva something.
Posted by: LSD at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (MIzYE) 280
276 TJM, I just watched your video about Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die
I saw most of the movie, my other choice was staring into space and staring into space won. But I liked your idea about originality. It's like the difference between an homage and a rip-off. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (RIvkX) ======= Well, thank you. And I know that they were inspired by Sorcerer! I know it! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (uO3MK) Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0) 282
The Dems have no leader. Martin is a non-,entity as party head. Schumer and Jefferies are clueless. The Dems presidential contenders are idiots. Obama is showing how he's worse than useless. So the DSA and people like Mamdani appear to be the leaders. Right over a cliff , baby
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (20Ghg) 283
273 Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM Actresses should just shut up about their political opinions. The studios should make them sign an agreement on that beforehand. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Bw1/o) It was even political, beyond wokism. It was absolutely uneducated dreck, from someone with MFA degree. Embarrassingly so. Maybe they should just comment on how blessed they are to have this job and nothing else. 🤣 Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (Dd38x) 284
Actresses should just shut up about their political opinions. The studios should make them sign an agreement on that beforehand.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Bw1/o) They are now trying to end Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson because he WON'T give political opinions. The attention is what they crave. If they have to throw down useless brain free opinions about politics to get it, they have no qualms doing it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe) 285
That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA) The Azov Battalion is a pretty hard-core Nazi group, and they are also an integral part of the Ukraine Armed Forces. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (l4RKn) 286
281 >>Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.
She's a Popeye's 6. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0) Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x) Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (wBRco) 288
I usually do find it amazing whom women put on such a list.
Very, very pretty? Um........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM That's wild. There are hot black women out there. That woman is not one of them. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG) 289
Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x) Swallowing helps! Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (xA5g+) 290
Who?
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (/WHpM) Dollars to Donitz, you'll never guess. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (guGkK) 291
Ha ha, so they can't get rid of their pet Nazi? They should have thought of that before feeding it after midnight.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (CwhoI) 292
platner -- verb: To have your state's reputation ruined and turned into a laughingstock by a candidate so bad that all the other states fear being compared to you. South Carolina has removed "He's out hiking on the Appalachian Trail" from its lexicon of political shame phrases. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (pMw7s) 293
Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it?
Mamdami is for all intents and purposes the leader of the Democrat Party. He's tall, dark, and Muslim, he's openly anti-Semitic, and he's a rich trust-funder. He's every liberal white woman's dream boyfriend, and all Democrats are liberal white women. Especially the black men. Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG) Like all Commies he's done the overpromising to win the election, and now he has to govern. The increasing taxes, fleeing jobs and massive debt isn't going to go away with photo ops. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy) 294
282 The Dems have no leader. Martin is a non-,entity as party head. Schumer and Jefferies are clueless. The Dems presidential contenders are idiots. Obama is showing how he's worse than useless. So the DSA and people like Mamdani appear to be the leaders. Right over a cliff , baby
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (20Ghg) ======= The Chicago Machine brought the politboro to national politics. Obama was never the real leader. Instead, he was the figurehead. Then the figurehead leaves power and the politboro remains to fight amongst itself for power. The party would probably be in healthier shape internally if they'd let Sanders win in 2020. Someone would have exerted control over the apparatus and exerted a vision to trickle down to the rest of the organizations. Instead...fiefdoms just kept fighting each other with Biden being even more of an empty figurehead than Obama. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (uO3MK) 295
They are now trying to end Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson because he WON'T give political opinions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe) They're so, so dumb. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (xA5g+) 296
Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.
She's a Popeye's 6. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0) Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x) I find you all woefully inaccurate. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe) 297
>>Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.
I can't tell you as I have never seen you. But that chick is not hot. Barely above average, imo. Of course, my dick is racist as fuck. Most black women look like black men in drag to me. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (5MUB0) 298
Janet Mills, #2, was on TV today saying that she should be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (uO3MK) It has been her goal since suspending her campaign...she's been playing the Steyer strategy (albeit it failed for him, too)... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (tOcjL) 299
Actors should be fit with powerful shock collars when they leave the set, that blast them whenever they speak.
We don't want the Union man who guards the kennels having to hear that shit and complaining to his steward. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (BI5O2) 300
286 281 >>Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.
She's a Popeye's 6. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0) Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x And let me just add on I spend a lot of money, Garret, to try for a target 5. Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Dd38x) Posted by: Gavin Newsom, trying to sound tough and masculine on social media at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (uSCoZ) 302
301 The Dems presidential contenders are idiots.
Fight me, bitch! Say that to my face! Posted by: Gavin Newsom, trying to sound tough and masculine on social media at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (uSCoZ) ======= How's that major aide of yours who wore a wire for the FBI? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (uO3MK) 303
Very, very pretty?
Um........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe) Women have the absolute worst taste in women, or at least the sort of women men find attractive. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (l4RKn) 304
OT: Someone shared a picture of the Kelce's in 2040:
https://tinyurl.com/3yenfpbn It should meet some people's approval, because it shows them still together. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (qx7Zg) 305
Women have the absolute worst taste in women, or at least the sort of women men find attractive. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (l4RKn) I find this to be the case most often. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (2YhKe) 306
Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.
She's a Popeye's 6. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0) ________ If you think she's a Popeyes 6 then please don't set anyone up on a blind date. She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty right up until the second she was announced as Helen, and only then did some people on our side suddenly start questioning her looks. Like the liberals did to Tyra Banks. One of the most successful models of all time. Liberals fawned all over her. But then she committed the ultimate sin in their eyes of being slightly conservative, and then all of a sudden "well, she was never that pretty anyway." Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/) 307
Ok so the DSA and Dems are basically women in mind or body or both.
I don’t think they whistle past rape. Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (t5TdD) 308
Maine Senate party winner
D:57% R: 43% Maine Senate Winner Person Collins 45% Troy Jackson 31% Nirvana Shah 11% Platner Drops out Before July 10: 71% Before July 9: 61% Before July 8: 26% Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (Tpp9k) Posted by: Taggart at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R) 310
>>If you think she's a Popeyes 6 then please don't set anyone up on a blind date.
>She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty ...almost. So close. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (5MUB0) 311
>>>He's tall, dark, and Muslim, he's openly anti-Semitic, and he's a rich trust-funder. He's every liberal white woman's dream boyfriend
But enough about Obama... Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (CwhoI) 312
Ok so the DSA and Dems are basically women in mind or body or both.
I don’t think they whistle past rape. Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (t5TdD) Why did they whistle past it for so many others but not for this one? Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (xA5g+) 313
She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/) What color is the sky in that universe?, because it sure as sh*t isn't blue. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (l4RKn) 314
She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty right up until the second she was announced as Helen...
You know who else was universally acknowledged to be a beauty? Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (uSCoZ) 315
And I know that they were inspired by Sorcerer! I know it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (uO3MK) ==== My first thought was Pulp Fiction Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (RIvkX) 316
Ok so the DSA and Dems are basically women in mind or body or both.
I don’t think they whistle past rape. == Oh don't be too sure about that. *bites lip* Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (anL5R) 317
FTR -
My local(ish) Popeye's employs no less than 3 girls that are infinitely hotter than this chick. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (5MUB0) 318
Can you imagine Platner actually being in the Senate?
"OK, we now convene the Senate Appropriations Committee." Platner: "BORING! When can we start killing Jews?" Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (Av6i5) 319
OK, fine, Michelle Obama is gorgeous!
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3) 320
That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl Yes. If a Nazi sits down at a table, you have a table full of Nazis. If they weren't Nazis, they stop him from joining them or leave. The Left uses it to tar conservative moderates who associate with people they call Nazis. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison So, Birds of feather... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (/lPRQ) 321
Like the liberals did to Tyra Banks. One of the most successful models of all time. Liberals fawned all over her. But then she committed the ultimate sin in their eyes of being slightly conservative, and then all of a sudden "well, she was never that pretty anyway."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/) Nah, Tyra was never seen as unbeautiful (except when she got a little chunky) - she just revealed herself to be unpleasant and nasty, even to her theoretical friends... Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (tOcjL) 322
315 And I know that they were inspired by Sorcerer! I know it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (uO3MK) ==== My first thought was Pulp Fiction Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (RIvkX) ====== Well, the writer would agree with you. But, dammit, there's no larger narrative in Pulp Fiction on which to hang the rest of the anthology stories! It's just an anthology! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (uO3MK) 323
Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.
Posted by: Piper *coughcough bullshit coughcough* Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (zim0n) 324
Next Monday is the deadline for Maine's ballot lineup, right?
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv) 325
That was a joke.
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3) 326
Platner just gave it the ol' number 7. Posted by: Taggart Surely you meant the ol' number six And don't you call me Shirley. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (pMw7s) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (2YhKe) 328
Collins is on her knees right now pleading for Platner to stay in and for all the Dems to re-endorse him.... just so whatever nasty dirt she has to drop will really hit home.
Like "I'm susan Collins, and today I have Little Billy Jones, age ten, who has a story to tell. Billy? Yes, Let me tell you about how Mr. Platner tracked me down and took off my "Ok Billy, we get it. Thank you media for coming here today and for your endorsement, again, of Mr. Platner." Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (/ZkOF) 329
And let me just add on I spend a lot of money, Garret, to try for a target 5.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Dd38x) Sadly true. Exceptions for Vanessa Williams and Halle Berry. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s) 330
Maine is only fucked up on the coastline. You either have rich liberals from Boston, welfare scum or Obama's Ethopian refugees he stuck there 15 years ago. They all vote the same.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (2noDb) 331
@280 TJM , Sorcerer was a great movie. Tough to market because no character was likeable
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (20Ghg) 332
She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/) Lupita's the woman in the ED commercial when the announcer says "When even your woman can't help you get it up, we can!" Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (qx7Zg) 333
If one Nazi climbs into a port-a-potty with ten Democrats, you have a Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2) 334
Ah, mistake on cutting and pasting. I meant to clip garretd 'my dick is racist as fuck' bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s) 335
You could split cordwood with her elbows man, sheesh.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (anL5R) 336
Can you imagine Platner actually being in the Senate?
"OK, we now convene the Senate Appropriations Committee." Platner: "BORING! When can we start killing Jews?" Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (Av6i5) And then just imagine how long it would take to get a committee meeting started when Platner has to ass-rape all of the attendees first to establish his dominance. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (guGkK) 337
Ty Clevenger
@Ty_Clevenger · 19h SETH RICH UPDATE: Today an attorney for the government told me that I would soon be getting confirmation that several hundred pages of documents related to Seth Rich were found in a previously-hidden room at FBI headquarters. You may recall that on July 30, 2025 .... Posted by: 13times at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (6iKlf) 338
Of course, my dick is racist as fuck.
Most black women look like black men in drag to me. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (5MUB0) A hard truth is that most nonblacks do not find most black women attractive. They are well outside conventional beauty standards as a result. People can argue about this shit till they are blue in the face but it's never gonna change. Kinda like women's views on short men. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (28AwC) 339
> I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible.
I think this is an example of how women have a hard time judging what men find attractive. She checks some boxes. Yes, she has very nice skin. She's slim. She's young. She looks healthy. She'd probably be the prettiest woman in a lot of friend circles. But as far as model or actress level of attractiveness, she's just not there. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (mkw2N) 340
328 Collins is on her knees right now pleading for Platner to stay in and for all the Dems to re-endorse him.... just so whatever nasty dirt she has to drop will really hit home.
Like "I'm susan Collins, and today I have Little Billy Jones, age ten, who has a story to tell. Billy? Yes, Let me tell you about how Mr. Platner tracked me down and took off my "Ok Billy, we get it. Thank you media for coming here today and for your endorsement, again, of Mr. Platner." Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (/ZkOF) ====== No Democrat is winning after this shit show. I think she's fine no matter how it plays out. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (uO3MK) 341
Which rakes are you referencing?
Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (t5TdD) 342
If one Nazi climbs into a port-a-potty with ten Democrats, you have a Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2) As gay as ten guys sucking one guy. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s) 343
Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/) That's an example of "in the eye of the beholder." She's exotic. She is not classically beautiful. And therein lies the problem with her casting. Posted by: Ann at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (SHHm+) 344
I never found Tyra Banks all that attractive either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (2YhKe) Models are so manipulated that it is difficult to see the real person. Halle Berry however...wow! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (l4RKn) 345
... all Democrats are liberal white women. Especially the black men.
Posted by: Ian S. At least they got that big ol' black dick they always wanted. / oops, did I say that out loud? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (wBaIH) 348
331 @280 TJM , Sorcerer was a great movie. Tough to market because no character was likeable
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (20Ghg) ======= The 70s were full of that. It's just that it came out in summer of...1977. Star Wars sucked all the air out of the room and gave people more pure fun as an alternative. Release it in 1976 with a different title, and I think it does well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (uO3MK) 349
5> He just wants to rape the successor first.
But is it really rape when it involves a micro penis? Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (U4c/V) 350
You know who else was universally acknowledged to be a beauty? Posted by: Michelle Obama Now, Big Mike, you know the rule: "What Squatches think in the wilderness stays in the wilderness." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (pMw7s) 351
Kinda like women's views on short men.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (28AwC) *seeths* *stomps out of room* Posted by: Robert Reich at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe) 352
320 That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl ... So, Birds of feather... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Kind of, but the Left uses it more broadly. If you had a debate or discussion with Nick Fuentes, even if you disagree with him, you sat at a table with him, "platformed" him, and interacted with him (a Nazi), so you're a Nazi too. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (uSCoZ) 353
Saijo just ate my entire bowl of blueberries and watermelon I had for lunch. I got up for 2 seconds to put contacts in so I could learn my classes for tonight. He has never done that before! Little big for his britches Shiba.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Dd38x) 354
If I understand correctly, he has a history of not pulling out.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (VfO7P) 355
I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible.
== Great teeth. Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3) Excellent hair distribution. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK) 356
Platner in the Senate:
"Just banged Lizzy Warren. She said no, but she endorsed me so she meant yes" Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (20Ghg) 357
Saijo just ate my entire bowl of blueberries and watermelon I had for lunch. I got up for 2 seconds to put contacts in so I could learn my classes for tonight. He has never done that before! Little big for his britches Shiba.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Dd38x) He's killed before. I think his britches are properly sized... Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (xA5g+) 358
If I were in a room with a Robert Reich and John Podesta, and wonder if I somehow walked into the scary part of a German fairy tale.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2) 359
BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (IrKJc) 360
It would have made a ton more sense to cast this bitch as Athena, imo.
Not that I care about Movies. Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (5MUB0) 361
Nah, Tyra was never seen as unbeautiful (except when she got a little chunky) - she just revealed herself to be unpleasant and nasty, even to her theoretical friends...
-- Unpleasant and nasty sounds like the reputation that followed Naomi Campbell around like an anchor. No idea if it's true. Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (qBdHI) 362
Saijo just ate my entire bowl of blueberries and watermelon I had for lunch. I got up for 2 seconds to put contacts in so I could learn my classes for tonight. He has never done that before! Little big for his britches Shiba.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Dd38x) You may refill the bowl, peasant. Posted by: Soup, First of his Name at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s) 363
OT: Someone shared a picture of the Kelce's in 2040: https://tinyurl.com/3yenfpbn It should meet some people's approval, because it shows them still together. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf ============== That's hilarious! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (mmrXZ) 364
Great teeth.
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3) Excellent hair distribution. == Symmetrical eyeballs. *Chef's Kiss* Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (anL5R) 365
LOL: Narcissist Psychopath Graham Platner Is Refusing to Drop Out of Race Unless He, the Nazi Rapist, Gets to Pick His Successor
—Disinformation Expert Ace You mean "Narcissist Psychopath KINGMAKER Graham Platner, amirite?! - Definitely not Graham Platner Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xA5g+) 366
She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty right up until the second she was announced as Helen, and only then did some people on our side suddenly start questioning her looks.
You mean like how Big Mike was universally acknowledged in the media to be the hottest woman ever born? Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG) 367
My attractiveness to a women has always been "would I want her as the mother of my children?"
The answer was usually no but I did it anyway. Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (Moh1b) 368
The rest of us would call that "guilt by association," but I guess we're just simpletons.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not S-M-R-T But this way you also get to call everyone "Nazis". Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (/lPRQ) 369
He's killed before. I think his britches are properly sized... Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (xA5g+) I wonder if we can show our faces in the dog park again… Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (Dd38x) 370
Unpleasant and nasty sounds like the reputation that followed Naomi Campbell around like an anchor. No idea if it's true. Posted by: Lady in Black =============== I saw parts of her show, America's Top Model. Of course those shows are all about fake conflict and they turn the drama up to 11, but wow, she sure was good at psychologically abusing young girls. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (mmrXZ) 371
She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/) What color is the sky in that universe?, because it sure as sh*t isn't blue. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (l4RKn) ____ She was People Mag's "Most Beautiful" a number of years ago. Now, that doesn't guarantee true smokeshow status, but anyone who thinks an unattractive lady -- because that's what all you apparently sight-impaired people are saying about Lupita -- would be considered for that honor, then I don't know what to tell you. Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too? Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/) 372
I wonder if we can show our faces in the dog park again… Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (Dd38x) It's the dog park........ Posted by: Progressive at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (2YhKe) 373
I read that "Young Washington" has been doing well at the box office.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv) 374
My attractiveness to a women has always been "would I want her as the mother of my children?"
The answer was usually no but I did it anyway. Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (Moh1b) Did what? Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (jGGMD) 375
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
== Well, if you don't mind when she straps one on and insists on having a go at you, I guess. Posted by: D. Justice at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (anL5R) 376
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too? Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/) She's better than Lupita by quite a bit, but I always found her overhyped. Posted by: Progressive at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe) 377
Ack......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe) 378
Nothing proves Trump and MAGA are Nazis like running a Nazi ourselves! See what you made us do!
Posted by: The shitty blue party at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (61TgR) 379
358 If I were in a room with a Robert Reich and John Podesta, and wonder if I somehow walked into the scary part of a German fairy tale.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2) ______________________ HAHAHAH....I kind of wished I lived near Robert Reich. It would be fun to follow him when went jogging to watch him try to climb the sidewalk curbs. Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (dIske) 380
Maybe Andrew Gillium is available to replace Platner, if he gets out of jail in time. Or Ruben Gallego. Or Swallowell.
Or, maybe its Kamala time; she's been in the substitution game before, and probably learned a trick or two she could put to good use. Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ng78Z) 381
Great teeth. Posted by: runner Wh-hy-hy-hy thank you! Oats? * proffers feed bag * -- SJP, Seabiscuit's stunt double Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (pMw7s) 382
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too? Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/) No Berry is... Lupita is "exotic" looking Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (FtULh) Posted by: Werewolves of London at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (uSCoZ) 384
Even if he leaves now, smart republicans (I know, I know), would absolutely hang this gem of a human being around there rest of the D parties necks and light him on fire.
"This is who the democrats are willing to support, if they think it will help them win!" "Democrats support a rapist, until they discover he can't win a senate seat!" They could absolutely make this a national reputational issue for the democrats, even if plattner leaves. Posted by: GMan at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (GfWuY) 385
She was People Mag's "Most Beautiful" a number of years ago.
Now, that doesn't guarantee true smokeshow status, but anyone who thinks an unattractive lady -- because that's what all you apparently sight-impaired people are saying about Lupita -- would be considered for that honor, then I don't know what to tell you. Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too? Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/) Right?! - Melissa McCarthy Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (xA5g+) 386
I read that "Young Washington" has been doing well at the box office.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv) It's doing a lot better than Supergirl. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe) Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (Moh1b) 388
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/) She's better than Lupita by quite a bit, but I always found her overhyped. Posted by: Progressive at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe) ____________ It's the body and boobs that does it for Halle. Plus, she's very sultry on screen. Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/) 389
18> People are acting like Platner has no choice.
Door 1: Quit in disgrace, die in disgrace Door 2: Hold out like Bernie Sanders for a new home, then drop. Door 3: Stay in and have > 0% chance of being placed in the Senate until death. With Door 3 and the Congressional Booty Bail-out Fund, he has every reason to Open Door 3 and grab some pelvis. Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (pawvM) 390
> Kinda like women's views on short men.
Did you see the "hip dip" trolling some men were doing? A "hip dip" is that thing where rather than a nice round curve at a woman's hips, there is a dip toward the hip socket that rises up again and then curves to the waist. Men were trolling women by saying that "hiplets" need to resign themselves to dating short men because nobody else is willing to date them. Some women went absolutely bonkers over this. Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (mkw2N) 391
Nood, Kirk's killer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (xA5g+) 392
Tousi is reporting the Iranians "license" to sell oil has been canceled by the U.S.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (RIvkX) 393
"Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen."
She could play Helen of Detroit. But Helen of Troy...no. Posted by: GMan at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (GfWuY) 394
Before July 10: 71%
Before July 9: 61% Before July 8: 26% Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (Tpp9k) Kalshi has a split personality - Dem will win, except for all the Dems. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (pawvM) 396
I read that "Young Washington" has been doing well at the box office.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv) It's doing a lot better than Supergirl. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe) ===== There might be a "Washington" trilogy in the works. General Washington followed by President Washington. Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:22 PM (rj6Yv) 397
She was People Mag's "Most Beautiful" a number of years ago.
Meh. The MSM always does backflips over how any moderately attractive black woman is THE MOST UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS WOMAN EVAH!!! It's part of the "soft bigotry of low expectations" shtick that leftists will always opt for. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (guGkK) 398
If he stays in and loses to Collins, what's his next move? Start a podcast? His "business" doesn't exactly bring in fuck-you money. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (mmrXZ) 399
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/) Her elbows can cleave that uru metal that Mjolnir is made of though... Also, she had sechs/seggs with Billy Bob Thorton on screen, so. Posted by: Thrawn at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (KKMoa) 400
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung * directs staff to scribble a note * Posted by: Mitch McConnell, who totes won 2 of KY's Bluest Counties in last election at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0sNs1) 401
She's DEI pretty.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (wBaIH) 402
145 So, Platner wants to step aside, but still control the nominee.
He's a big retard. It won't be hard for the Dems to trick him. They can select a nominee and make him submit to an ax-wielding gay rape by Platner, and then just say "see, Graham? You own him now. There, there, big fella. Shhhhh. It's ok. Now, clean yourself up and we'll go play with your Auschwitz train set." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2) Many years ago, on another forum, a commenter known as Big Gay Steve -- whose identity revolved mostly around being gay -- revealed that many gay Jewish subs have a Nazi fetish. It's a stereotype. So what I'm saying is, it probably wouldn't even be difficult for them to find someone who would be into it. There may already be some dreaming of breaking into his house, right now. Don't shoot the messenger. I didn't make human nature like this. Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Sy6m/) 403
Of course, my dick is racist as fuck.
Most black women look like black men in drag to me. Posted by: garret Ummm... Something about Bangkok or spending too much time on the wrong street corner can do that to you. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (/lPRQ) 404
Tyra lot better looking as she got older and curvier.
Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (Tpp9k) 405
TJM , Sorcerer was a great movie. Tough to market because no character was likeable
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (20Ghg) ======= The 70s were full of that. It's just that it came out in summer of...1977. Star Wars sucked all the air out of the room and gave people more pure fun as an alternative. Release it in 1976 with a different title, and I think it does well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (uO3MK) Not sure men wrasslin a truck with nitro in it on bad roads would ever be a top movie. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy) 406
Not sure men wrasslin a truck with nitro in it on bad roads would ever be a top movie.
Posted by: Oldcat ====== Yep. The McGuffin is not that interesting and the characters are unlikable. When you don't care about what happens to the actors, the whole nitro threat just dissipates as tension. Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv) 407
It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.
A colonoscopy video is doing better than Supergirl Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (pawvM) Not sure why anyone thought 'my alcoholic ex girlfriend' Movie was worth a 300 million picture (ads and studio lies added to budget) Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy) 408
"And the clock is ticking for Dems -- there's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law."
Haven't you heard? It's not illegal when a Democrat does it. At least that's what every Democrat appointed judge seems to be telling us every time they let a Democrat get away with breaking the law. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (O7YUW) 409
Kalshi has a split personality - Dem will win, except for all the Dems. Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy) Not really. It expects a Dem to win but since there are multiple Dems in the mix they are all lower than Collins who is the only Republican. The bet here is take Collins and Troy. One of the two is almost certainly going to win and it’s well under 100 bet. Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:35 PM (Tpp9k) 410
It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer I have seen one pic of this new 'Supergirl". They cast a trannie. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (/lPRQ) 411
Amazing how the Demonrats like to allow the selkection of candidates be made by coup de tat. Harris was a prime example given her outstanding primary performance. Why she got fewer votes than Jack the ripper, who was a favorite among the Biden Easter tranny cebration voters.
Posted by: TJ jackson at July 07, 2026 03:42 PM (bXvrr) 412
According to reporting by the Portland Press Herald and the Bangor Daily News, Graham Platner’s federal candidate disclosure lists undisclosed income for Amy Gertner from several entities, including the Beech Hill School.
Multiple Sources: The disclosure applies this "undisclosed amount" categorization to her income from Beech Hill School, Stones Throw Catering LLC, Frenchman Bay Oyster Company, and the campaign. Public Scrutiny: Because the candidate's disclosure offered so few specifics about their broader personal finances, media outlets highlighted these broad "undisclosed" listings as a point of missing detail in his public profile. However, Amy Gertner, wife of Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner, stopped working as an elementary and middle school art teacher in 2024. She left education due to burnout and began working as a business manager for the Waukeag Neck Oyster Co, which her husband operates. Further, it's alleged she has been undergoing IVF in Europe in attempts to become pregnant. Oh, yeah! A great candidate there to take his place. 🤡 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 04:00 PM (NFX2v) 413
I am loving this.
I did tell my husband last night about his burglar and axe sharpening fant asy and he laughed. We may both be nuts (likely) but I watched too many Saturday cartoons and cracked up when the ex-gf said this. To intruder: "Hold on a few minutes while I get my axe, my axe sharpener and Viagra. I'll be right back." If it was supposed to impress gf and worked she is as cray as he is. Probably wifey as well. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (hzuYO) 414
Quick Platner sign check. One down! The nearest one to my house is GONE.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 07, 2026 04:34 PM (WYStd) French Court Lifts Ban on Le Pen Standing for Next Presidential -- But Slaps Her With House Arrest That Will Prevent Her from Campaiging Outside Her Home
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