1 Good evening good people.

2
Beautiful picture Doof. Thanks.

3 Very cool picture, Doof.

4 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Yee-haw, Texas! 🤠🤠🤠

5 But quickly from downstairs:

583 The meat ones with a sausage seem like pigs in a blanket.

There is a place in Burnet called Gude’s that has something they call boudin kolaches. They are amazing. I stop there every time I go cross country to I10.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2026

Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?

6 AI!

7 MAYES MIDDLETON WINS THE TEXAS PRIMARY
_NBC

8 I saw Gary Wright and Peter Frampton open for The Beach Boys in '76 at Three Rivers Stadium. Wright gave a great opening act but Frampton brought the house down. After his set was finish, most of the concert goers left before the Beach Boys even got started.

We all came to see Frampton.

9 Nice filter on the top pic.

10 The old dude at the job interview got it right.

11 Evenin’, Doof, and All.

12 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

13 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right?

==

Of course. Bakery in San Francisco. A Boulangerie.

14 State officials are planning to replace the current bridge with two wider, safer spans, but it’s going to take a while and depend on funding.

Translation: it'll depend on when we can con the Feds into funding it.

15 Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fight.

Not any more! Cease work injunction issued. BAMN!
- Judge Pakalolo

16 The old dude at the job interview got it right.

Yes he did. And I don't care if you like it or not.

17 Middleton's win is good news for Paxton. Roy was probably going to screw Paxton.
Hopefully Middleton will perform in office like Paxton did.

18 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)

Boudin balls are them sausage things with liver. From Louisiana. That's what I've had. They taste like elevated liver mush.

19 Wow, this is the first week in a long time in the which I haven’t made the Top Ten commenters. Work must agree with me.

20 Mayes Middleton sounds like a law firm.
Jus' sayin'

21
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.

22 A new theory about dinosaur extinction....

https://tinyurl.com/48jzrzab+

23
Bulg,

I made the list. Never in all the years has that happened.

I'm kinda ashamed.

24 Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.

Now yer just flexin' on me.

25 This is an outrage!

26 Carried over:

537 Just how do you milk an almond, anyway?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 26, 2026 09:30 PM (2Ez/1)

I'm glad you asked! Going beyond the basics, this 2018 documentary covers things like why they phased out trained gerbils in favor of mechanical tandem milkers, and the importance of properly sexing your nuts.

Know Ideas Media - Nut Milking EXPOSED
https://youtu.be/JJCTIPWPNtw

27 willowed:

After Banana Dream's comment about a statue of Lady Liberty, I generated one. Someone made a suggestion about the eagle, so I generated a newer version. This one looks pretty good, I think!

https://ibb.co/XrrfNjgL

28
Boudin kolaches are good but too messy to eat while driving.

29 Good evening morons en bedankt Disko.

30 Evening all,

I hope you are all doing well.

We have a spacewalk in the morning. It should last about 5 hours.

Roscosmos - Russian Spacewalk #66
Kud-Sverchkov & Mikaev - ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: May 27, 2026
Time: 10:15 a.m. EDT (1415 UTC, 16:15 CEST)

https://youtu.be/vZdKumkVDbQ

31 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

32 And not a tube of Preparation H in sight!

33 Middleton - Oil, cattle, and land. He's from ETeX so that's a caution. Good CV, degree and JD from UT.

34 Those cherry blossoms lit up are purty.

35 Just how do you milk an almond, anyway?
Posted by: I gotta ask



Makes Shake Weight motion.

36 Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Borzois are Amish?

37 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Prayers up.

38 33

My son is a Lawhorn.

39 Saw one of my favorite pics on TCM last weekend: The Steel Helmet. It’s the first Korean War movie, made in ‘51 while the war was still going on.

40 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

That is hard, Mr Doof. I am sorry. Prayers for you and your Mom.

41 If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital.
Posted by: Doof

Done.

42 Oy I'm on the wall of shame. Let this be our secret.

43 Looking at the map, Cornyn took Travis county (of course), Dallas (by a nose), and Kenedy county by a 75%/25% margin! By actual count, thats 6 to 2. Oddly, the city of Kenedy is not in Kenedy county. Not even close actually.

44 Yawn yawn. Buncha text. Nice pic up top, but not much in the post grabbed me tonight.

Oh, wait a minute!
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
8 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - Napoleonitan'

Wow, that was a great ONT, Doofy. Thanks.
😜

45 Prayer up, Doof.

46 Been praying all day, Doof. And will continue. You have a very strong faith, lean into it. 💕

47 Prayers up here too, Doof.

48 Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com
++++++++++++++++

Doof, I think "Songs In The Key Of Life" by Stevie Wonder deserves the #1 ranking.

And I don't think greatest hits compilations should be listed in a top ten.

49 *Begins stalking Doof*

50 Prayers for your mom and you, Doof.

51 is this why she left?

@nicksortor
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55m
🚨 JUST IN: Attorney General Bondi has been quietly battling THYROID CANCER in her time following her departure from her role as US Attorney General, per Axios

52 I'm kinda ashamed.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
====
Let us never speak of this again.

53
Prayers for you and your Mom.

It is a difficult situation.

54 Evenin'

55 Hi, Piper. Hope you and yours are well:

56 *But also prays for Doof's mom*

57 Sponge missing from the top lists. Did he take the week off?

58 31 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Oh noooo ...

Prayers up !

59 Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I have "What is spoken at a 20 year high school reunion?" for $1000 Alex.

(and at the 50 year gathering, it still wasn't but I did detect a very slight nod)

60 Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Prayers for your mom. I hope she starts feeling better.

61 Attorney General Bondi has been quietly battling THYROID CANCER in her time following her departure from her role as US Attorney General, per Axios

I was neither as happy nor as unhappy with her Attorney General-ing as some were but that just sucks. I wish her well.

62 Woo-hoo.
Top five in both categories!

(buffs nails on lapel)

Mom and dad would be so proud.

63 I really, really hate that Frampton album. It's good the first 4 quadrillion times you hear it on the radio, but it's all downhill the next 30 billion.

64
I blame the drought here for making the list.

We can't grow anything this year due to no outdoor water use.

65 57 Sponge, like Muldoon, is AI.

66 The quality of the UFC has really diminished over the years. Most of these matchups turn into sparing sessions and go to the judges.

These bouts should never go to the judges. The fighters should decide who wins or it would be acceptable if the ref or the doctor make a ruling. Offer incentives for KO or TKO. I don't want to see sparing on PPV.

67 18 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)

Boudin balls are them sausage things with liver. From Louisiana. That's what I've had. They taste like elevated liver mush.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10

There is no liver boudin, it’s pork, rice, trinity, cayenne and other spices. If you had someone put liver in it, yuckaroo. The real stuff is very good. Not smooshy. It’s back swamp, bayou food.

68 Good job, Texas.

69 Elric may be AI, too.

70 Doof's albums released in 1976 listed Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight".

Great year for music and the Bicentennial.

71 She's back in the hospital.
Posted by: Doof

Definitely for you and yours.

72 64
I blame the drought here for making the list.

We can't grow anything this year due to no outdoor water use.

Posted by: four season
---

blame it on the sun
The sun that didn't shine
blame it on the wind and the trees

73 Prayers up, Doof.

74 Let's bring back Gasohole.

75 Doof's albums released in 1976 listed Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight".

They parlayed that one song into a short run TV show. In retrospect, it was a weird time.

76
The dog groomer will be at 7:30 in the morning.

Busy season for her and at least we don't have to wait around all day.

77 Hope she gets to doing better, Doof.

78 There is no liver boudin, it’s pork, rice, trinity, cayenne and other spices. If you had someone put liver in it, yuckaroo. The real stuff is very good. Not smooshy. It’s back swamp, bayou food.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)

What I had didn't make me want for more. That's for sure. I'm guessing it was crappy boudin.

79 Bulg #65 57 Sponge, like Muldoon, is AI.

Muldoon couldn't be AI. Not only is AI not clever, it has no comprehension of The Pun.

The rest of us, OTOH…

80 The dog groomer will be at 7:30 in the morning.

Make sure the shotguns are all locked up before she gets there.

81
Oddbob,

Lol.

82 Howdy, horde.

Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

*****Congratulations to Texas*****

83 Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

------------

"NOT A CHANCE -- HALTED! NO-STANDING / ROOM-ONLY!"

/U.S. District Clown and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg

84 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Eeek. Prayers up.

85 Y'all are the best. Even those of you who usually annoy me!

86 This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM

Oh, no... Sorry, Doof. Prayers up for your mom & whole family!

87 Eeek. Prayers up.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM
*******
Amen.

88
Having a mobile dog groomer is great.

We don't have to wrassle the dogs getting them in and out of the car.

They still hate us though, lol.

89 t. Even those of you who usually annoy me!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

I feel seen!

90
Annoyance is part of life, right?

91 Schweddy Balls are the best.

92
Sweaty balls? eeewwww

Lol

93 Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

------------

"NOT A CHANCE -- HALTED! NO-STANDING / ROOM-ONLY!"

/U.S. District Clown and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (OLFlC)

But Bozoberg, you have to allow it. You're going in with top billing on the Amateur Card!

94 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.
Posted by: Doof
**********
Prayers up Doof. We know how difficult this can be.

95 Did I mention that having the use of only one leg sucks donkey balls.

Oh well, there’s always Gin.

96 Even those of you who usually annoy me!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

I feel seen!
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)
---------

You're beyond "usually" and into "always" territory!

97
91 Schweddy Balls are the best.

Here it is:
https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8

98
Thomas,

I still want you to have a parrot 🦜

We can start a Go Fund Me.

99 Chocolate salty balls were the best

https://tinyurl.com/49x8xcfw

100 Prayers up for Momma Doof.

And to Doof and the rest of the family 😊♥️

101 You're beyond "usually" and into "always" territory!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

🤣😂

102 Doof a prayer for your mom's complete and speedy recovery

103 @98

>> I still want you to have a parrot.

I have in fact ordered a parrot, it arrives tomorrow.

104 Doof, Prayers sent from JTB and me. We have a go bag by the door with crosswords, books, tablets, cords, snacks, soda and rosaries for such events. Always hope it isnt' needed, but if it is then helpful for times of waiting and giving comfort to loved ones.

105 Thank you Mr. Doof!

Don't have much to add to the conversation tonight.

Starting to look like we're out of the woods with the chemical tank in Garbage Grove.

One of the local High Schools announced no more in-person classes this year as they are an evacuation center. Could not help thinking 'here we go again....'

Hope everyone in the horde got some rest yesterday and started the week well.

106 Off to bed. Y’all have a good night!

Mama Doof in bedtime prayers without question.

107 Doof, I pray your mother recovers quickly and completely.

Then she can swap between baking cookies and saying, "I heard that, you have a chest cold!"

108 Thomas,

I still want you to have a parrot 🦜

We can start a Go Fund Me.

Posted by: four seasons

I know where you can get a Norwegian Blue cheap.

109 Prayers for Doof's mom.

110 Chicago.
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.

111 @overton_news
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58m
Senator John Cornyn invokes a Theodore Roosevelt quote from 1910 during his concession speech — after suffering a devastating primary loss to Ken Paxton.

CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

112 Robert the Cat (TM) news: nothing today, really. He found a tiny Amazon box interesting, so I got out a larger, cat-can-fit box. He was unimpressed.

In other news, I still think "The Beyond" is a stupid Italian horror movie, but I have to admit Grindhouse's 4K release looks outstanding.

113 Bulg, how was your first tutee?

114 I have in fact ordered a parrot, it arrives tomorrow.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)

You can name it Amy Schumer.

115
Years ago I let myself get talked into taking a parrot from a friend who was moving.

Meanest SOB ever.

Luckily they wanted him back after a few months.

116 Parrots.

Better fried or roasted?

117 That list isn't bad. 1976 was a good year. I had a couple of those albums.

118 Not quite Victory Tits, but in the ballpark....

https://youtu.be/q5wpO4BJn4o?t=27

119
LRob,

Dead, lol.

120 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

So. He's a sad loser who wants to play the victim. His constituents (I am one) were repeatedly fucked over. We told him to EABOD. He can go cry into his bank account.

121 Well, it’s not a live parrot.

122 “The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”
-
When has John Cornyn strove valiantly?

123
The only thing he is sad about is that sweet taxpayer money.

No more.

124
Cornyn didn't strive to do jack, valiantly or not.

125 Well, it’s not a live parrot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)

Is he pinin' for the fjords?

126 Is that saying how Cornyn justified years of screwing over his constituents?

127 So. He's a sad loser who wants to play the victim. His constituents (I am one) were repeatedly fucked over. We told him to EABOD. He can go cry into his bank account.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

What a fucking asshole.

128
Thomas,

You won't have to be worried the plastic one will rip off your face.

129 41 If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital.
Posted by: Doof

Done.
Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

Ditto.

130 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

-----

Blow it out your ass, John.

And go away. You're presence is no longer necessary.

131 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

I was reminded more of something Ned Beatty said in 1972.

132 121 Well, it’s not a live parrot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's dead?

133 13 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right?

==

Of course. Bakery in San Francisco. A Boulangerie.

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (GD0B3)

When I used to fly to Bakersfield on business I would route my way through San Fransisco just to get their bread in the Airport

134 Piper, that's what my coonass relatives call boudn blanc. Boudin as I know it is blood sausage. And some peeps do roll it into balls and fry it. Can't remember the name for that version.

135 Checked out the wiki list of albums. Had a couple dozen of them back then, got a few moar now on CD.

136 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

I was reminded more of something Ned Beatty said in 1972.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

*snort*

137 Boudin is blood sausage, no liver needed.

138
Cornyn was a frightened little pussy with the guts of three mice who thought it more important to get along with the Democrats than represent his state.

139 48 Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com
++++++++++++++++

Doof, I think "Songs In The Key Of Life" by Stevie Wonder deserves the #1 ranking.

And I don't think greatest hits compilations should be listed in a top ten.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

agreed, on both counts.

140
I think parrots get mean because they have to live in a cage.

They need to be free.

141 "Y’all know what boudin is, though, right?"

S.F.'s former District Attorney.

142 A new theory about dinosaur extinction....

https://tinyurl.com/48jzrzab+
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's chuckle-y

143
Good run for PDJT. Deposuit potetens de sede.

144 Maureen "ZioCamp" Galindo is not going to be the D nominee in TX-35.

145 @nypost
·
9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t

146 I see that TRex had a top album in 1976. Is he that old? He doesn't seem that old.

147 Ice Cube speaks for me tonight
youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q

148 Maureen "ZioCamp" Galindo is not going to be the D nominee in TX-35.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

She's the vile scrunt that was gonna put us h8ters in the ovens, yes?

149

Who was the commenter here who was always bitching about Bondi?

Something to remember is we never know what people are dealing with.

She has cancer. I wish the best for her.

150 9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black

It seemed like a great platform to run on at the time...

151 LOL the old man interview. That's me.

152 I bet John Cornyn is pretty depressed right now. Maybe my dog can cheer him up.

153 Theodore Roosevelt could talk shit like that because he led a cavalry charge uphill.

John Cornyn is no Teddy Roosevelt.

154 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”



Right, you weren't even *in* the arena douchebag. You were over in the enemy camp drinking their booze and cutting deals. Your "err" is thinking you wouldn't be tossed out on your silly ass for your treachery, dickhead.

155 I lived in Lafayette LA for a few years, just up from Broussard. Never saw blood in Boudin, and I do like blood sausage.

156 Still haven't called RR Commissioner?
Looks like barely a 2% difference I'm Middleton's favor

157 Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
-
Obviously, one can only conclude that Mossad controls our elections.

/progs, probably

158 I have always liked Texas.

159 s/parrots/boobs/
s/cage/bra/

160 I mean French not Middleton...

161 These bouts should never go to the judges. The fighters should decide who wins or it would be acceptable if the ref or the doctor make a ruling. Offer incentives for KO or TKO. I don't want to see sparing on PPV.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (D1E+2)

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!!

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2026 11:07 PM (QDJ2U)
===

I'm hearing Star Trek bongos in the background.

162 145 @nypost
·
9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black
---

If anyone's into feet, that girl's got a pair.

163 It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

NONE of his scary predictions have come true.


This is the single most powerful answer to global warming.

We have had 12 years to save the world for 50 years and yet we are still here.

Of course the irony is with a bunch of lefty oligarchs wanting data centers now which will require incredible amounts of energy you can see them pulling their money out of "Fossil Fuels are going to kill us!" to "Hey don't you want to be able to see your favorite celeb nekkid for a low low price?!?"

164 110 Chicago.
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO

165 Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.

So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.

Speaking of Graham Platner has he formerly won the D primary?

166 Burnet and Edwards county not reporting
If Ken wins those it is SWEEP

167 I predicted none of Al Gore's predictions would come true. Do I get any credit? No.

168 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0

He knocked his dick in the dirt

169 164 110 Chicago.
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

100%

170 168 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0

He knocked his dick in the dirt
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

Cornyn has a dick?

171 There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)


Concur

172 >From the New York Post:

Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.

********

Insane, antisemitic sex therapists.
Is there anything they DON'T know?

173 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0


And about 250k more R votes over 2014...

Turns out having a candidate the voters wants helps you know GOPe...

174 I predicted none of Al Gore's predictions would come true. Do I get any credit? No.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

What are the odds he creates a new version, vs. editing the old one with new dates of destruction?

I think he lets an AI edit the dates, whether on-screen, spoken, or in the subtitles, and publishes it as a new Blu-Ray release at $79.99.

175 $125 million for 36%.
That dick isn't in Earth's dirt, it's on a trajectory toward the outer planets.

176 159 s/parrots/boobs/
s/cage/bra/
Posted by: banana Dream
-------
You know about the cup sizes?

177 171 There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)


Concur
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)

sort of like Genesis.

178 Cornyn has a dick?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+n72I)

It was Carl Rovers dick that got knocked out of McCornyns mouth into the dirt

179 69 Elric may be AI, too.
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ)

ARiK is most definitely NOT AI!

Yeah, I know....show up at a MoMeet and prove it....

180
Galileo has the big glasses that make them think they are smart.

Didn't work for her. Maybe she can get a refund.

181 Another great thing from 1976:

heirloomroses.com/products/america-1

A gorgeous climbing rose! I have 2 of them here, had one at old house... color & scent both outstanding!

(this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")

182 To his credit, Al Gore did blaze a trail in streaming TV. Unfortunately that trail led to Al Jazeera.

183 So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

That was my exact reaction. 40 percent of the vote is terrifying. Part of it os just the D, part is her last name, and I'm not sure if there are any of those large muslim areas in het district, but jeez.

184 What a frickin drubbing !. I hope Rowe and his cabal of soft, Trump- hating GOPies get the message.

185 John Cornyn Republican 53.5% 5,962,983
MJ Hegar Democratic 43.9% 4,888,764

Who da fuck was MJ

I hopes to see Tallarico down 2 Million votes.

Start right now sending note and calls.

186 86 This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM

Oh, no... Sorry, Doof. Prayers up for your mom & whole family!
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

Same here Doof. Though I don't know if they can get past the dirigible nets.....

187 183 So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

That was my exact reaction. 40 percent of the vote is terrifying. Part of it os just the D, part is her last name, and I'm not sure if there are any of those large muslim areas in het district, but jeez.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (Vvh2V)

The other 60% want them to move to Ghettos
Adjacent to the Camps.

188 177 171 There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)


One of the best songs ever
https://tinyurl.com/5heet6cu

189 There are two eras: Terry Kath, Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet

Concur
Posted by: Diogenes

Chicago
25 or 6 to 4
Tanglewood Live (1970)
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___

Terry Kath had a moment on the performance and the result was one the greatest guitar solos of all time. Plus the band was sort at its peak.

190 $125 million for 36%.

Shows that sometimes you just can’t buy an election. I hope that holds true in the Georgia Republican primary runoff for governor in June.

191 175 $125 million for 36%.
That dick isn't in Earth's dirt, it's on a trajectory toward the outer planets.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)

$125 M
Trump should go on TV and point out the SWAMP dick burned thru that money for NADA nothing.

192 Some how I botched the URL for the Chicago video in previous comment.

This one works.

https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___

193 Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

Cornyn has a dick?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Not any more.

194 Chicago
25 or 6 to 4
Tanglewood Live (1970)
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___

Terry Kath had a moment on the performance and the result was one the greatest guitar solos of all time. Plus the band was sort at its peak.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)

*checks watch*

195 There's another rino roaming South Dakota. Dusty Johnson. actual Blazing Saddles character right there.

196 Shows that sometimes you just can’t buy an election. I hope that holds true in the Georgia Republican primary runoff for governor in June.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

Who cares about the primary
Beat Jack Offfesss

197 I'm going to start some kind of non-profit which specializes in some obscure thing that has to be done whenever there is a bridge design / build. Need to get me a piece of that sweet state government largess!

TPS reports. Gotta have em in before the approval process. Yeah, so if you could go ahead and work on those over the weekend, that'd be great...

198 For another $125 million I woulda sold him a dozen Xerox machines.

199 Try these links. One of these has to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___

200 If you're missing the Steve Inman videos, I'm getting a lot of real life isn't GTA V shorts in my rotation.

https://youtube.com/shorts/pH63cAdxXy4

201 Another great thing from 1976:

heirloomroses.com/products/america-1

A gorgeous climbing rose! I have 2 of them here, had one at old house... color & scent both outstanding!

(this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

The one I planted last year (pot, but gets near all day direct sun) is STILL alive. Considering the winter we had: multiple single digit temps, a couple ice storms, snow- i did not expect it to survive. I have never had one survive through the winter before. Maybe it was the direct sun.

Its supposed to be a Coral Knockout. Had red and yellow blossoms when it first put them out but has settled into a pink similar to the one you linked. Nastiest thorns on any rose bush I have ever grown too. Thinnest, sharpest little bastards.

202 Prayers for you and Mom and your boys, Doof.

Peace and comfort and love.

203 Prayers up for ma Doof.

204 Suffah Cornyn. Suffah.

205 Hawaiian Judge declares Paxton cheated and Talerico is automatically the new Senator from Texas.

206 Hey nurse!

We're moving next week!

Buh Bye Illinois!

207 FORMER Sen. Cornyn's best performance was in Kenedy County where got 75% of votes. What is it about Kenedy county that caused that to happen?

One option is the place is packed from the basement to ceiling with Democrats because they find South Padre Island sexy where sexy means gay.

208
SMH,

That is wonderful news!!

May you both have an easy move and enjoy your new life.

209 this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

My roses have struggled bigly due to drought. Many have died. I still have a nice heirloom rose. Spice Rose. Another called Martha Gonzalez. And Peggy Martin, the rose that survived Hurricane Katrina.

210
S


M


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!!!

211 Thanks four seasons. : )

Living within walking distance to the grandkids...God is so good.

212
Yes he is.

213 Grats SMH.

214 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0

He knocked his dick in the dirt

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

Yoda voice.... Broke it off in his ass he did.

215
We live four blocks from our four grandkids.

It is so special. They actually like coming to our home,lol.

216 Doof - great picture - so pretty! Great ONT!
And prayers for your mom!! (and your family)

217 Yoda voice.... Broke it off in his ass he did.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)

Mmmmmmm.

218 Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.

So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)
-

Scott Adams used to constantly point out that, at least in the US, you could rely on 20 to 25 percent of the population being off the wall.

That was then.

219 Thanks Aetius451AD. : )

Hi Berserker!

220 I'm in awe at the AL West. Not a single team in that division is winning. Top is Athletics at 27-27.

221 FORMER Sen. Cornyn's best performance was in Kenedy County where got 75% of votes. What is it about Kenedy county that caused that to happen?

One option is the place is packed from the basement to ceiling with Democrats because they find South Padre Island sexy where sexy means gay.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (glnUu)

South Padre is in Cameron County. Brownsville and Elon's Starbase is there. Kenedy County is one county up. There isn't much there. Only a few hundred people. It is coastal prairie. Cornyn may as well boast that he won Loving County. Perhaps he did. But there are ~50 people in the county. Not a bellweather.

222 Hi Berserker!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:43 PM (22p5n)

Well helloooooo.

223
Avs are swept
Vegas advances

224 Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.

So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)

They denounced her only because she said it out loud and too early.

225
We're Cubs fans. They started out great this season but now they are in a losing streak.

Oh well we're still fans, but with.

226 Hey nurse!

We're moving next week!

Buh Bye Illinois!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:34 PM (22p5n)

Make sure to flush on your way out. lol

227 i loathed Frampton Comes Alive. Still do, but it has faded into such well-deserved obscurity, that I no longer have to expend energy loathing it.

228
Hello, horde.

Nothing particular to celebrate here in California.

229 s/parrots/boobs/
s/cage/bra/
Posted by: banana Dream

What he sed.

230 SMH -Where to?...oh...and, Hi!

231 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

May she get well soon!

232 Prayers for your Mom, Doof.

233 King Ranch is the largest ranch in the US. It takes up much of Kenedy County, TX and much of some surrounding rural counties. If I were a suspicious sort, I'd guess these fuckers have been buying off Cornyn for their own purposes.

234 I kill plants. I could not kill Pink Fairy or Cécile Brünner.

235 America (the climbing rose) isn't terribly thorny although one must be careful, LOL. I like that it makes a whole bouquet on each stem and smells sooo good.

Mom got one when Jackson & Perkins first offered them. Always reminds me of her. Thanks, Mom. Love you!

236 SMH -Where to?...oh...and, Hi!
Posted by: Mike Hammer
___

Moving to the Ozarks in Missouri.

237 Mutabilis rose. I still have that one. Pretty. And an old rose

238 Doof, of course we all hope and pray for your Mom to get well.
And for you and your family also. Stay strong and continue to hope for the best.

239 Make sure to flush on your way out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___

We have church family here that we will still visit and stay in touch with, so will only flush the politics (and taxes) here, lol.

240 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof
__

Prayers up.

241
Moving to the Ozarks in Missouri.
Posted by: SMH
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Do I recollect that you have kin there?

242
Doof, sorry about your mother.

243 Do I recollect that you have kin there?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
___

Yep, my daughter, her husband, and the grandkids who live less than a half mile away.

In fact, it was our SiL who told us about his neighbor that was selling his homestead.

244 Doof - Thoughts and prayers for you all.

245 The King Ranch has stood in the way of south Texas when it suited the owners’ purposes. They are far from humble stewards of the land.

246 Just a quick check-in. Look at the vote totals, GOP versus Democrat. GOP turnout totals for the runoff election are crushing Democrat turnout. It's not even close.

247 The King Ranch has stood in the way of south Texas when it suited the owners’ purposes. They are far from humble stewards of the land.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2026 12:04 AM (ZVgZ4)

Yes. And the their casserole is ho hum. 😆

248 Doof, prayers for your mom

249 Just got into the thread late, Doof.

More prayers headed up for your mom.

250 228
Hello, horde.

Nothing particular to celebrate here in California.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 11:48 PM (CkwW6)

Looks like we ain't goin get blowed up real good by the chemical tank in Garden Grove.... that's a plus....

251 I bought the F150 Lightning, Queen Ranch Edition.

252 I bought the F150 Lightning, Queen Ranch Edition.

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at May 27, 2026 12:14 AM (8zz6B)

Everything is retarded and gay. I want off this planet.

253 I bought the F150 Lightning, Queen Ranch Edition.
Posted by: Pete Bootygag
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I hear that they have had tranny problems.

254
Looks like we ain't goin get blowed up real good by the chemical tank in Garden Grove.... that's a plus....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

=========

Now dat's true. Not even for the seething disgust of watching Gavin Newsom rack up another mishandled disaster did I want to see that happen.

255 Bad puns kill threads.

256 I bought the F150 Lightning, Queen Ranch Edition.
Posted by: Pete Bootygag
-------

I hear that they have had tranny problems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)

How many Naugas gave their lives for the Naugahyde seats?

257 113 I will debrief the Horde in fun tomorrow. The fact that I’m still here and haven’t slit my wrists should be a good sign.

Congratulations, SMH!

258 There is no such thing as a bad pun.

259 “In full,” I meant.

260 This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13

Prayers up from here for your Mom and all her loved ones.

261 Test.

262 Prayer up for your mom, Doof.

263 that frampton album was lame. just sayin'...

264 Prayers up for Mama Doof and the whole family.

Adios Cornyn, thank you Texas.

265 264 Hey, DDS!

266 Did I mention that having the use of only one leg sucks donkey balls.
Oh well, there’s always Gin.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:35

I know that feeling Thomas. But we must persevere.

Yes there's always Gin, but Red Wine helps too, lol. Be well young man.

267 Hi, Debby!

268 Has John Cornyn started looking for a submarine, because his career is now underwater?

269 Has John Cornyn started looking for a submarine, because his career is now underwater?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 12:50 AM (qx7Zg)

He could take a job with Border Patrol or ICE if gave a crap about Texas.

270 Has John Cornyn started looking for a submarine, because his career is now underwater?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 12:50 AM (qx7Zg)

He could take a job with Border Patrol or ICE if gave a crap about Texas.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 27, 2026 12:53 AM (Xdfhw)

At this point he would be lucky to find a job shaking farts out of bed sheets at a chinese laundry.

271 Goodnight, All. Sleep well.

272 Sorry your mom is in the hospital, Doof.

273 I have no idea how Twitter/X works. I reply to a post, the next day I get "Right on!" or something and I can't find out what I said.

Before you ask, yes, I am very, very stupid. I live with a black cat, that's all the proof you need!

274 yeah buddy. hard to believe how much rowdy stuff was created those years.
we had radio triad, wxfm, which played format partly consisting of choice 33 albums (one more thane the days in the month). albums on that list that shaped my world were be bop deluxe, 10cc, residents, joe walsh, hawkwind, tubes, rainbow, hillage, zappa and scorps.
so many great releases.

275 There is no such thing as a bad pun.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:33 AM (77rzZ)

A Dad pun is reliably a bad pun.

276 ICYMI: In 2024, rapper Young MC (of "Bust A Move" fame) hit the charts again for the first time since 2002, and if you like rhythm music then it's actually a good song for celebrating the wins tonight:

Young MC - "Fun Part" (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/4VCOIAtBNGQ

Billboard article: https://tinyurl.com/ystrry3z

277 When I was working at Macy's Clearance Center in San Leandro... freaking "Bust a Move" was on the stoopid radio every 40 minutes. Could set your watch by it.

UGH!!!

278 Hi JQ.

Sorry that I missed you, Bulg, I hope that your first day on the job was not too stressful.

279
Friends don't let friends pun bad.

280
The bottom fell out again this afternoon, another 2.3" of rain. I'm getting a lot more here than GSP, but other spots have gotten even more. Pushing 10" for the month.

I was well over 7" behind normal for the year. After this, I'm just maybe 1.2" behind. Previously, the ground was soaking it up as fast at came down, but today, I got some runoff. It's still soaking it in, but it's getting close to saturated. So, it needs to hold off.

281 Puns are like guests. After three days, they begin to smell.

282 Wasn't nearly as nice outside today, as it was yesterday: high 50s and rain...

It's okay, had to get car serviced. Took a couple hours. Too bad it wasn't just an oil change this time, but whatever. Not as if I wanted to be doing yardwork in the rain!

283 Something cute to end the day. Sleep well everyone, and cause trouble tomorrow.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sEjNqaXZwtA

284 199 Try these links. One of these has to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:26 PM (glnUu)

Oh, I see what happened there. The backend turns "i m g" (without spaces) into underscores for some reason, to prevent an image tag I guess. And that's what the URL ends with after 7uAUoz7j.

285 Sweet dreams Horde, I am struggling to keep my eyes open.

286 'Night, Debby. Rest well!

287 Should I party or go grocery shopping?

/mrs bd answered the question

288 Whoa! Congrats on snagging the party animal, BD!

289
My mother is going down. Her O2 needs are increasing (she was doing pretty good until Feb). She also had a minor fall again, and I'm kicking myself because I wasn't close enough to her.

She went down easy on a thick rug, and just ended up a minor bruise. But her balance is getting worse and worse. She's 96.

290 Sorry, publius. It sucks to watch our loved ones decline. Bless you for taking care of your mom!

291 >> It sucks to watch our loved ones decline.

Yes, indeed. It's just the natural order of things, I have to remind myself.

292 Reappearing just to disappear.

Broke a tooth last night. Dentist got me in this afternoon. Said I just broke an old filling, and he immediately fixed it. One day service. Nice. Lots less drilling when replacing a filling. Modern dentistry. Kind of amazing; I remember how it was last millennium. Would that all these other things in my body that need repair could be fixed as readily! Not fond of falling apart.

Warning to J Lennon haters: Mind Games remix. No Yoko.
https://youtu.be/SXtWS3Wwj2U

G'nite, you amazing folks, g'nite. 💤

293 Hubby is 72. He's no longer the man I knew.

294 I can't recall *any* relatives that made it to 96! Only a couple that made 92/93.

295
My mother's maternal side of the family is pretty long-lived. Her maternal uncle, my great-uncle made it a few days short of 101. They next youngest of those siblings made it to 98.

My father made it to 95, which beat all his brothers by about 10 years. His older sister made it to 96, I think.

296 That's amazing, publius!

I get uneasy, thinking about those things. Mom made it to 64; Dad made it to 84. Grandparents ~80 each, except for the one that had an aneurism at 62.

Heh, I could *go* at any moment! So I try to not think about it...

297 It's hard to watch, publius. My own parents are "just" in their 80s, but my mom in particular is having a harder time every year, just with mobility around the house. I catch myself running linear projections, and have to remind myself not to borrow trouble from the future, as it'll be here soon enough.

Now for something different: I stand corrected. I said earlier that I thought the subpoena of Hasan Piker was consequential, because he has alpha physiognomy, and it's good strategy to take your enemy's natural leaders out first (as they did with Charlie Kirk). However, I had never really watched him, only seen stills, and Bridget Phetasy has called him out as having "fat kid energy." Women have a natural poseur detector, so I'll take her word for it.

Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up - Dumpster Fire 318
https://youtu.be/R1GyyKc4Ars

298 Well, no luck unlocking this stupid phone some dumbass threw into my yard. It is apparently a Moto G34, which is an inexpensive but well-featured Motorola smartphone. No physical IMEI number on it.

Anyway, I have to go to bed. Night, Horde.

299 'Night, AOP! Didn't know you were still around...

Maybe turn in the phone to a local carrier's store? Surely it was stolen.

300 Ryan J Higgins, Ed.D.@ryanjhiggins 5h

I’m a straight white dude, a veteran who grew up in a military family on farms in the Midwest. Moved to Texas on a scholarship from the Army.

I drive a truck, listen to country music, and love football.

I dare anybody to call me UnAmerican, and I’m fully behind Talarico
---

Richard Grenell@RichardGrenell 2h

I like your sweater set in your X profile pic

301 @shannonrwatts 5h

Let’s flood Talarico with donations:
-------

@RichardGrenell 3h

Yes.
Spend your money in Texas!
------------------

Grenell is on a roll tonight.

302 What matters is securing the long-term future of consciousness, both on Earth and other heavenly bodies.

We cannot just focus on Earth, because there are irreducible external (eg massive meteor) and internal (eg global nuclear war) cataclysmic risks.

The Moon is faster to make self-growing, but is more susceptible to problems on Earth. Mars will take longer to make self-growing, because it is so hard to reach, but is more secure from Earth disasters for that same reason.

Both the Moon and Mars should have self-growing civilizations. Making this happen is the prime directive of SpaceX
_Musk

303 My parents were in their 90's when they passed. Dad would have lived longer without the death shot. Mom remembered nothing short term once she was about 70, so the rest was just gravy.

I fully intend to go batshit and live out my life waving my cane at people passing by while sitting in my rocker on the front porch, probably for about 20 years, and I will enjoy it thoroughly.

304 You just going to sit there and read the posts?

305 Double up on house insulation. It gets colder as it goes.

306 You just going to sit there and read the posts?
Posted by: Braenyard

LOL! Well.. had to go wash dishes. I do other stuff in between poasts.

Liked your @RichardGrenell quotes. Funny!

307 Last year, I felt paralyzed with anticipatory grief. I'm pulling away from it though. I miss hubby already, even though he's still alive.

Sometimes late at night, I feel scared. Of? Any number of things. But whatever. Emmanuel. God is with us. God is with me. I'm a lowly sinner, and God loves me anyway. The fears subside and I must carry on.

308
I agree with Elon there. I want Moon and Mars (and other) colonies. However, there's one hell of a big problem. Gravity significantly different from 1g earth gravity. And the next one is radiation.

To have a colony, you're going to have to make babies. And it doesn't look too good for that in Mars or Moon gravity.

Right now, the Chicoms are doing a little "artificial embryo" experiment on their space station, to see how embryos would develop in zero-g. It's not real embryos, but some stem-cell mimic of some kind. NASA and some of the others have done animal embryo experiments with mixed results.

This is likely going to be a Big Problem.

309 Bridget Phetasy has called him out as having "fat kid energy." Women have a natural poseur detector, so I'll take her word for it.

Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up - Dumpster Fire 318
https://youtu.be/R1GyyKc4Ars
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 02:36 AM (Sy6m/)

Hilarious and accurate

310 Right now, the Chicoms are doing a little "artificial embryo" experiment on their space station, to see how embryos would develop in zero-g. It's not real embryos, but some stem-cell mimic of some kind. NASA and some of the others have done animal embryo experiments with mixed results.

This is likely going to be a Big Problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 03:11 AM (w6EFb)

I hope we stay clear out of the fake- baby- creation business. It can lead nowhere good.

311 This is likely going to be a Big Problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Humans are designed to procreate. The radiation and negative effects of less gravity I believe Musk or some competition will come up with solutions.
Being somewhat oldtimer a padded anti-gravity room on the moon would help make lots of babies.

312 284 199 Try these links. One of these has to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:26 PM (glnUu)

Oh, I see what happened there. The backend turns "i m g" (without spaces) into underscores for some reason, to prevent an image tag I guess. And that's what the URL ends with after 7uAUoz7j.
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 01:37 AM (Sy6m/)

Capitalize IMG and that won't happen.

313 298 Well, no luck unlocking this stupid phone some dumbass threw into my yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 02:37 AM (8zz6B)

Cops might want that!

314 Iraqi Sunni Tribal Leader Sheikh Ali Hatem:

No One Can Coexist with the Iranian Regime;
Trump Came to Correct America’s Mistakes in the Region; Iran Is the Arabs’ Real Problem – Israel Is God’s Problem
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Interesting

315
A lot of people tend to just handwave this gravity issue. "We'll adapt". Well, I don't know about that at all. Could we adapt to say a temperature of 200F? No likely. And gravity different from 1g may be about as bad as that. 1g has been baked in the cake for ever biological process on earth. It's there everywhere, ever process had developed on that 1g acceleration.

Results of what microgravity does to a fully grown human body are quite a problem. Hell, the immune system doesn't even function properly, the ability to fight infections is greatly reduced. It's everywhere in all sorts of wide ranging processes.

We assume there is some tolerance 1g +/- x. The question is just how small is 'x'? It may be very small indeed. Nobody knows this yet by a long shot.

316 I wonder how much energy it would take to create an artificial magnetic shield like the one that the Earth naturally has? The aurora borealis is where the polar nature of magnetism allows more radiation through, and the lack of such displays elsewhere shows how effective the shield is.

317 Richard Grenell retweeted
Senator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn
4h
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7:

318 >> I wonder how much energy it would take to create an artificial magnetic shield

This has actually been thought about, and believe it or not, while it's still beyond our engineering at this point, it's not that wild. One idea is to place a large magnetic dipole contraption, some superconducting coil at the Sun-Mars L1 point. This would create a magnetotail around Mars and deflect a lot of the radiation. I forget what the numbers are for how strong a field it would have to be, but it's not something laughably impossible.

319 Gravity is a problem for a healthy body. A stationary object like the moon is more of a problem. Von Braun's spinning wheel concept seems very realistic in creating an artificial gravity.
A big gravity wheel above the moon for living and commute to the moon for your day job?

320 Alabama judge suspended after being accused of delaying cases so she could walk her dogs, as well as making racial remarks against a white woman.

Probate Judge Yashiba Blanchard has been smacked with a 120-page complaint accusing her of misconduct in multiple cases.

In one case, Blanchard canceled a hearing, forcing a patient to remain hospitalized for two additional weeks

321 Months ago, my BIL lost (actually abandoned in the dark, after getting his vehicle stuck off-road) his phone, and someone later called me from it. I told him/her to call police but I think they either kept the phone or tossed it & someone *else* found & used it. Cop called the # and someone answered, said they've had that number "like, forever" when cop asked... (liar) when I contacted cops thinking there might be foul play.

This was a couple weeks before hapless dickhead BIL arrived at my doorstep.

322 It's later than I thought. Excited about the win in Texas and portent of things to come. Good to see everyone. 'night.

323 good for her:

Richard Grenell retweeted
Tammy Duckworth
@SenDuckworth
May 25
It is incredibly distasteful to use our heroic dead for a political attack on Memorial Day. I’m a Democrat and I condemn this post by the DNC.

324 322 It's later than I thought.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:37 AM (vvjN/)

evergreen

325 You're clear now, right?

326 Not sure why I got back in bed, its time to get up

327 @JohnCornyn
4h
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7

F@cking liar!!!!

That passage is carved into the headstone of a dear, dear friend of mine. Cornhole should wash his mouth out! He's not fit to speak (or write) those words!

328 'gone

329 325 You're clear now, right?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:39 AM (vvjN/)

wut

330 34 Those cherry blossoms lit up are purty.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (2PamV)

Agreed!

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Primary Night Cafe

Val de Funes, South Tyrol, Italy

Watch your step.

In case you missed it, this mini doodle puppy is just too much.

A stray cat nursed eight orphaned hedgehogs.

Parents adopt the shelter dog that their daughter had been caring for.

Boy is reunited with his missing dog.

Dramatic husky is a dying of thirst or something.

Dog adopts injured parrot.

Grieving mother adopts "unadoptable" cane corso on the day of his scheduled euthanasia.

Cute little skypuppy.

When the new neighbor moves in with their elderly dog and your pup starts removing vines so they can hang out..🐕🐶😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/e3Gby2yymz

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 26, 2026

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Look mom, I'm speed..🐘💨😅 pic.twitter.com/VUch5zjjFh

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