1 FIRST!!!!!

2 Whellshit......

3 LMMFAO

4 All guesses in the last thread were wrong.

5 Off to lum.....

6 Otters called

7 Duly nooded. Dammit, Sponge, your Johnny Hart hash is missed!

8 I went to lum, but NOOD's were already there.

9 She pled guilty to four counts of falsifying evidence to influence a public official but she was actually accused of 1,003 of deliberate alterations.



There's a Queensrÿche lyric out there somewhere for this instance. I'm sure of it.......

10 I went to lum, but NOOD's were already there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)

Wait. So pants optional of dead threads?

11 I first got into word origins with the word "forensics". I wanted to know what the root "for" was.

I thought at the time that *maybe* it was "for" as in what happened "before"?? But that was a guess.

Turns out it's the same "for" as forum. As in forensics was to be a *public* examination at trial. I find it fascinating.

12 Duly nooded. Dammit, Sponge, your Johnny Hart hash is missed!
Posted by: Nazdar at June 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NcvvS)


Blame Frontier, a Verizon company.

They MADE me get a new router.

13
Wait. So pants optional of dead threads?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:31 PM (1Ff7Z)


Pants are only required for the Book and Gardening threads, I think.

14 Corruption in our justice system!?!?

Why, I'm SHOCKED!

15 OH, I think you know what you've done, Missy.

16
Always trust States Evidence. Only the best.

17 Trust the Experts

...or, some shit.

18 Why go to such lengths to protect rapists?!

19 There's a Queensrÿche lyric out there somewhere for this instance. I'm sure of it.......
Posted by: Sponge

Wasn't it in the spoken-word background on "Empire?"

20 How did she not get a job with the FBI?

21 I think there was an L&O ep about a medical examiner fooling around with DNA evidence.

22 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:31 PM (2YhKe)

Lucked out here: when my last router bit the dust, the IP address didn't change. My hash is nothing at all interesting.

23 All guesses in the last thread were wrong.
Posted by: Sponge
_________

Hey, I'm sure this chick thought she was Supergirl. Truth, justice, whatever.

24 Pants are only required for the Book and Gardening threads, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:32 PM (2YhKe)

Well, which is it? Don't leave us hanging here pantsless.

25 "This woman should receive the same sentence that everyone else did who was innocent and spent time behind bars, simultaneously. Pure evil."

The word you are looking for is "consecutively". Not simultaneously.

26 NYS Police had the same problem a few years ago
An attorney I know convinced his client to take a deal despite his pleas of innocence because the NYS Police lab report said they had the guys DNA. It was a lie. Guy served 6 mths. He had other convictions but he got screwed.

27 Part of liberals plan is to undermine trust in our institutions.

They are doing this in the judiciary.

They are doing it in DA’s offices.

They are doing it with juries.

They are doing it in public health.

And now they are trying to take control of our government to use it against us.

28 Defendants who may have been deprived of DNA testing that could have proved their innocence, and victims of crimes who, whose cases may have withered on the vine because she didn't conduct the DNA testing that could have brought the true perpetrator to justice."


She needs to be put in a prison with some guys that she deprived tests that would have exonerated them that were convicted of rape.

29 Wow, if I’m reading this correctly, this is the worst kind of corruption of all. She wasn’t trying to help anyone; she just wanted to collect a paycheck for pretending to do her job.

And rapists were walking free because she was too lazy to care about it.

30
Blame Frontier, a Verizon company.

They MADE me get a new router.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:31 PM (2YhKe)

AT&T did the same to me. All I wanted to do was removed my deceased wife's name from the account and put my name in its place. Nope. Must cancel the account and create a new one in my name. New equipment.

31 "I killed him"
----
"I don't think you have, mate"
-Missy

32 And going back to the content, what is the likelihood that her supervisors & associates really didn't know what she had done?

33
Wasn't it in the spoken-word background on "Empire?"
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2026 02:33 PM (K00qy)


No......I could tell you but then I'd have to be banned for eternity and my entire persona wiped from existence.

34
Well, which is it? Don't leave us hanging here pantsless.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:34 PM (1Ff7Z)


The Book Thread, for sure.

35 Pants are only required for the Book and Gardening threads, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:32 PM (2YhKe)

Well, which is it? Don't leave us hanging here pantsless.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:34 PM (1Ff7Z)
----
Don't pretend that you don't know...Bob at the NSA has a file...

36 Evil has a face.

37 Why go to such lengths to protect rapists?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 02:33 PM (rii+a)

Actually, I know exactly why.

Pull her donations records and then pull the demographic data of the subjects she helped keep on the streets.

My guesses:
Donations - >90% far left.
Demographics - >70% black men.

38 but just because she was lazy and didn't want to do the additional steps needed if she admitted there was DNA present.
---
Yeah, that's the impression that built on me as I read, too.

39 We should not be giving any quarter to the enemies of our democratic republic. None.

40 AT&T did the same to me. All I wanted to do was removed my deceased wife's name from the account and put my name in its place. Nope. Must cancel the account and create a new one in my name. New equipment.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 26, 2026 02:35 PM (J4Dwc)


To be fair, the router I had was quite old and they claimed it was EoL and a security risk......

41 This account says that she deleted DNA results not to swing an investigation one way or the other, but just because she was lazy and didn't want to do the additional steps needed if she admitted there was DNA present.
------

Or she was paid to do several or more alterations and then did even more so as to make the trail harder to trace, where she could just claim laziness. I presume they have checked her finances?

42 Only the best, brightest, and most highly motivated work for the criminal justice apparatus. Swearsies.

43 Maybe defense attorneys should start getting their own DNA experts.

44 As far as motivations go, between malice and laziness, always bet on laziness.

45 >>Well, which is it? Don't leave us hanging here pantsless.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

Seems OrangeEnt has made an early start on the weekend.

46 The weekend is here

47 *the MA state drug lab has entered the chat*

Annie Dookhan, call your office...

48 This account says that she deleted DNA results not to swing an investigation one way or the other, but just because she was lazy and didn't want to do the additional steps needed if she admitted there was DNA present.


By definition, deleting results of DNA evidence WILL, in fact, swing an investigation one way or another.

49 Well I guess this went straight into her permanent record!

50 Skipped reporting to avoid work, probably a union member.

51 It’s part of the attack on white males by the aggrieved white women cult. It’s why they cut off their son’s dicks and put them in a dress. It’s a way for them to satiate, their sick, evil, twisted psychosis.

52 We should not be giving any quarter to the enemies of our democratic republic. None.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Mb3nF)
---
Does that mean judges from lampposts?

53 Of you can't trust a scientist, then who can you trust?

54 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2026 02:38 PM (Ia/+0)


Then I don't feel guilty cracking my first cold one of the weekend.

THANKS!

55 >>>This woman should receive the same sentence that everyone else did who was innocent and spent time behind bars, simultaneously. Pure evil.

The opposite outcome seems to be the predominant case. Lazy, discarding evidence of guilt.

Yikes.

56 Is there no mention of the demographics and citizenship status of the men who's DNA was omitted? Seems a bit of an oversight if so....

57 Cut the broads hands off, she will be fine. If not, who cares?

58 Perhaps I'm too young to be so cynical, but since this is Colorado I wonder if she really did these things or if she's being prosecuted not so much for the actual crime as for failing to fulfill the duties of a uniparty member.

59 I am low on sympathy with this one! I think she should get capital punishment for depraved indifference to human life. People lost years of their lives in jail because she proved that they should.

60 Is there no mention of the demographics and citizenship status of the men who's DNA was omitted? Seems a bit of an oversight if so....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2026 02:40 PM (jehhT)


Rest assured, you'd damn sure know if she was white.

61 I will admit the story as written is conspicuous in what it does not say and is not curious about. The stress that she was just lazy and was not trying to swing cases a specific way seems.... suspicious.

My immediate thought when presented with these is 'oh, so she was trying to swing cases (or cases she altered or deleted date had a conspicuous cominality) but you just do not want to say what that commonality was.

62 If she were ditching exculpatory evidence it would have no effect on the trial as there is no way any prosecutor would ever charge anyone who did not do it, nor would a jury convict because (obviously) it is not possible to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that one who did not do it, did.

63 This is the same CO that now insists by threat of prison that its coroners use the deceased 'preferred pronouns', right?

64 Pants are only required for the Book and Gardening threads, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:32

Fancy pants required when reading the fashion segment of the ONT.

65 46 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip

Freyrday, right? Tomorrow's Surtrday!

66 The dirty little secret about DNA testing is that it's not nearly as accurate as it's portrayed in the cop shows.

Yes, it's deadly accurate if it's all done right, from proper collection, to storage, to testing, to reporting the results. It's not hard to get contamination or for one of these steps to be duck-fucked.

It's also not hard, as we've seen, for the process to get corrupted by human assholes who want to generate a certain result.

67 >>>This woman should receive the same sentence that everyone else did who was innocent and spent time behind bars, simultaneously.

Close, but:

This woman should receive the same sentence that everyone else did who was innocent and spent time behind bars, consecutively.

68 It’s part of the attack on white males by the aggrieved white women cult. It’s why they cut off their son’s dicks and put them in a dress. It’s a way for them to satiate, their sick, evil, twisted psychosis.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 26, 2026 02:39 PM (Mb3nF)
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As I look at it, only the Lord knew how unhinged Man could become "going it on his own".

To us moderns and semi-moderns, it's almost like the lack of necessity of it going this way is almost a shield against it happening.

But that's not how necessity works.

It's like the atheist argument that there is nothing that atheism requires or implies other than a lack of a belief in God. History is shaped by the forces that shape it.

It doesn't matter that atheism is not constrained by simple disbelief in any one direction, but that does not mean that absent a faith in God there aren't other forcers.

69 Woods intentionally left DNA samples out of tests or reports and sometimes would test samples until the results showed what she wanted

Repeated testing to achieve a desired outcome is not attributable to laziness.

70
Fancy pants required when reading the fashion segment of the ONT.
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:42 PM (Wmg4n)


Guess I can't take part. For shame.

71 There was a major scandal up here about 8 years ago that there were rape kits stacked up untested for years, because of budget cuts by previous governors. Guess which party those governors belonged to?

Apparently prosecuting rape is not a priority for some jurisdictions. Plan accordingly.

72 Yvonne 'Missy' Woods

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/wp-
content/uploads/2026/06/062426-dg-
news-Woods-1-1024x681.jpg

White, older, school marm look.

BTW, do not do an image search with that name. At least with safe search off at work.

73 I remember Lumpy said he ran for Lt Governor to get criminals out of jail

74 I wonder who she was sleeping with?

75 If she were ditching exculpatory evidence it would have no effect on the trial as there is no way any prosecutor would ever charge anyone who did not do it, nor would a jury convict because (obviously) it is not possible to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that one who did not do it, did.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
____________

She could also have been ditching evidence on other suspects.

76 Repeated testing to achieve a desired outcome is not attributable to laziness.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 26, 2026 02:43 PM (C8QQs)

Correct

77 Fancy pants required when reading the fashion segment of the ONT.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:42 PM (Wmg4n)

Dresses are not pants, and the fashion segment of the ONT is very dress-specific...

78 I was betting on "fat black chick" and ended up with "twisted old crone".

We need more women in STEM.

79 White, older, school marm look.

BTW, do not do an image search with that name. At least with safe search off at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)


I was wrong. Shocking no one.

However, she has the look of a liberal voter who grows weed in her closet at home.

80 I will admit the story as written is conspicuous in what it does not say and is not curious about. The stress that she was just lazy and was not trying to swing cases a specific way seems.... suspicious.

My immediate thought when presented with these is 'oh, so she was trying to swing cases (or cases she altered or deleted date had a conspicuous cominality) but you just do not want to say what that commonality was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

Laziness of a state worker seems to be a self-evident and convincing case.

81 64 Pants are only required for the Book and Gardening threads, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:32

Fancy pants required when reading the fashion segment of the ONT.
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:42 PM (Wmg4n)

I mostly don't wear pants at all. Where does that leave me?

82 , do not do an image search with that name. At least with safe search off at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Somewhere there's a Jennifer Jameson who is really, REALLY finding hard to get a serious look at her resume.

83 18 Why go to such lengths to protect rapists?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 02:33 PM (rii+a)

What lengths? She was avoiding work.

84 prison, and make her pay back every dollar she collected for not doing her job, plus all the other people's hours wasted by her not giving real results. sheesh ...

85 The dirty little secret about DNA testing is that it's not nearly as accurate as it's portrayed in the cop shows.

Yes, it's deadly accurate if it's all done right, from proper collection, to storage, to testing, to reporting the results. It's not hard to get contamination or for one of these steps to be duck-fucked.

Yes, and the jury doesn't know any of that. All they hear is "DNA evidence proves..." and they're mentally out the door. The DNA, which is platinum standard truth and fact, settled the case. We're done here.

86
I mostly don't wear pants at all. Where does that leave me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2026 02:45 PM (bl07w)


HOT!

87 @13. Pants are only required for the Book and Gardening threads.....

Those Book people, all serious and snobs about their reading and education. When we know mostly what they read is trashy novels with pictures. We know they don't have their pants on, they ain't fooling anyone.

88 Seems OrangeEnt has made an early start on the weekend.
Posted by: Nazdar at June 26, 2026 02:38 PM (NcvvS)

It's always the weekend when you're retired. I'm just surprised Sponge and Perf missed the word play. Guess they're too busy with work.

89 I wonder who she was sleeping with?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)

Look at the picture. I'd say she was not sleeping with enough people.

90 Bullshit government job with required degree in bullshit occupation from bullshit college in large blue state.
Chances of this being a white women 0.10%.

91 No idea if her intention was to sway certain cases toward a particular result for some reason, or if she was just lazy. A lot of this stuff, in my worthless opinion, comes from laziness (and stupidity) like when a BOLO comes in for a 6'1 black male with dreads in gray hoodie and jeans, and the cops jump on some 5'8" black guy with a fade, wearing a red tank top and shorts out for him morning jog. Do I think it's racially motivated? No I think it's more likely lazy, stupid, and incompetent.

92
The human factor. Always the weakest link.

93 A thousand cases she did this. I'm guessing personal politics one way or the other.

94 I mostly don't wear pants at all. Where does that leave me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2026 02:45 PM (bl07w)
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I'm guessing, out of dress threads!

95 I don't recall seeing this important SCOTUS case discussed yesterday...and it somewhat relates to the justice system!

Supreme Court, 6-3: Prison guards who forcibly shaved a Rastafarian inmate's head can't be sued for damages. Damon Landor is a Rastafarian whose faith requires that his hair go uncut. Near the end of a Louisiana sentence, he handed intake officers a copy of binding Fifth Circuit precedent holding that RLUIPA bars prisons from cutting Rastafarians' hair; he alleges the officers threw it in the trash and shaved his head anyway. He sued the officers personally for damages. The Court held his suit cannot proceed: because RLUIPA rests on Congress's spending power, it works like a contract, binding only those who voluntarily agree to its terms. Louisiana's prison system accepted federal funds and agreed to answer RLUIPA suits — but the individual officers signed no such agreement, so they cannot be held personally liable.

I don’t care enough to dig deeper and form an opinion...I just like the idea of guards trashing some BS "exemption" and shaving some dirty rasta felon's hair.

96 Send her to the field of the impaled. This is the way.

97 Those Book people, all serious and snobs about their reading and education. When we know mostly what they read is trashy novels with pictures. We know they don't have their pants on, they ain't fooling anyone.
Posted by: Case at June 26, 2026 02:47 PM (IY9No)


Picture books are books too!!!

98 Somewhere there's a Jennifer Jameson who is really, REALLY finding hard to get a serious look at her resume.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)

Lol.

99 78 I was betting on "fat black chick" and ended up with "twisted old crone".

We need more women in STEM.
Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)

Sure, because no men in STEM have ever been lazy or malevolent. Because of that.

100
By definition, deleting results of DNA evidence WILL, in fact, swing an investigation one way or another.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I think what they are saying is there was no rhyme or reason behind what she was doing. She didn’t do it to protect a certain class of person, or certain person in general. She didn’t care who she was freeing (or putting in prison because dna that might exonerate was not processed), so long as she got to collect her paycheck and go home on time.

101 She seems nice.

102 53 Of you can't trust a scientist, then who can you trust?
Posted by: Cicero

Dr. Fauci.

"I AM THE SCIENCE!"

103
I wear the pants in my family.

Except when I'm on AoSHQ.

104 White, older, school marm look.

BTW, do not do an image search with that name. At least with safe search off at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

I don't know what you've been searching or what you've gotten yourself into, but my search of "Yvonne 'Missy' Woods" turns up benign, apt results.

Weirdo.

105
It's always the weekend when you're retired. I'm just surprised Sponge and Perf missed the word play. Guess they're too busy with work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:47 PM (1Ff7Z)


I'm surprised me not catching on to something surprises anyone.

106 She got stoned and she missed it

107 Do swim trunks count as pants? What about gym shorts?

108 >>> 66 The dirty little secret about DNA testing is that it's not nearly as accurate as it's portrayed in the cop shows.

Yes, it's deadly accurate if it's all done right, from proper collection, to storage, to testing, to reporting the results. It's not hard to get contamination or for one of these steps to be duck-fucked.

It's also not hard, as we've seen, for the process to get corrupted by human assholes who want to generate a certain result.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

istr a case where a reporter worked with a set of twin sisters who sent their DNA in to the then "big three" of home test kits and at least one failed to identify them as related at all. The no-match result may have been from 23 And Me, which I think is the one absorbed by Ancestry, but I can't remember the other two companies at all.

109 You have to type 'Missy Woods XXX' into the Googles to get the naughty one.

So a friend tells me.

110 This doesn't look politically motivated. Looks like she was a lazy bitch and didn't want to do any work.

111 What lengths? She was avoiding work.

Posted by: SciVo at June 26, 2026 02:46 PM (Sy6m/)

Testing something over and over to get desired results is not avoiding work.

Saying there was no male DNA found when there was, in fact, male DNA present is actively defending rapists.

Why? The suspects had to have been illegal or black.

112 And going back to the content, what is the likelihood that her supervisors & associates really didn't know what she had done?

Posted by: Nazdar at June 26, 2026 02:35 PM


Pretty sure they didn't care what she did as long as she checked all of the boxes, filled out all of the mandatory forms and completed the required minimum number of tests that she was assigned.

113
There was a huge case like this in some southern city several years ago. The guilty party was what you'd expect -- what I suspected this one would be, tbh.

114 79 White, older, school marm look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

90 Bullshit government job with required degree in bullshit occupation from bullshit college in large blue state.
Chances of this being a white women 0.10%.
Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 02:47 PM (mTPps)

Oofff. I didn't say 0% chance.

115
I think what they are saying is there was no rhyme or reason behind what she was doing. She didn’t do it to protect a certain class of person, or certain person in general. She didn’t care who she was freeing (or putting in prison because dna that might exonerate was not processed), so long as she got to collect her paycheck and go home on time.
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Wmg4n)


Then they should've SAID that. Sheesh........

Stop yelling at me.

116 85 The dirty little secret about DNA testing is that it's not nearly as accurate as it's portrayed in the cop shows.

Yes, it's deadly accurate if it's all done right, from proper collection, to storage, to testing, to reporting the results. It's not hard to get contamination or for one of these steps to be duck-fucked.

Yes, and the jury doesn't know any of that. All they hear is "DNA evidence proves..." and they're mentally out the door. The DNA, which is platinum standard truth and fact, settled the case. We're done here.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 02:46 PM (mkw2N)

It's the CSI effect, or the Bones effect. Forensic evidence is not at all like it's shown on TV where they put a piece of dirt into some Buck Rogers looking machine and it provides a holographic projection of the crime scene as events unfolded. It's mostly boring, tedious, highly labor-intensive, and not necessarily probative. Then you also get jurors who want to know where all the DNA and holographic projection evidence is when it's an open and shut armed robbery caught on an Uber driver's dash cam.

117 Sure, because no men in STEM have ever been lazy or malevolent. Because of that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2026 02:48 PM (bl07w)

As you are aware, or should be aware, only women leaders are bad, only women vote for stupid things, and they only want to date men out of their league. 😂

118 No I think it's more likely lazy, stupid, and incompetent.
Posted by: But it looks really bad anyway at June 26, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)

My folks lived in Fairbanks for a couple of years in the late '50's. When the temperature dropped below zero for days on end, everybody wore these big insulated parkas from Army Navy Surplus, so they were all OD green with huge hoods with fur ruffs, so you couldn't really see any faces. Somebody robbed a bank, and my dad was walking down to City Hall to file a construction permit. They picked him up because he matched the description of the robber. 5'8", wearing an OD green jacket..... Just like everyone else.

119 Fancy pants required when reading the fashion segment of the ONT.
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:42 PM

When was this promulgated?

I mostly don't wear pants at all. Where does that leave me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2026 02:45 PM

Cold?

120 Looking at the name, I see Missy "the AWFL Yuppie" Woods.

121 Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Wmg4n)

I think there's a good possibility several were targeted and she did the rest to cover up which specific ones. Just my theory but I can sometimes occasionally, once in a while, overthink things.

122 69 "Woods intentionally left DNA samples out of tests or reports and sometimes would test samples until the results showed what she wanted"

Repeated testing to achieve a desired outcome is not attributable to laziness.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 26, 2026 02:43 PM (C8QQs)

I read it as, she would repeatedly test for the presence of DNA until the result was negative, to avoid the much harder work of sequencing it.

123 Nobody ever examined me for DNA evidence.

124 As you are aware, or should be aware, only women leaders are bad, only women vote for stupid things, and they only want to date men out of their league. 😂
Posted by: Piper


And only women are shitty parents or spouses. And only women suck at driving.

125 Still don't get why Marxists want criminals set free other than to run amok in society.

126 60 Is there no mention of the demographics and citizenship status of the men who's DNA was omitted? Seems a bit of an oversight if so....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2026 02:40 PM (jehhT)

Rest assured, you'd damn sure know if she was white.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

She is white.

127 I'm surprised me not catching on to something surprises anyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:49 PM (2YhKe)

Huh? I thought you were the pinnacle, the very sharpest blade here among the commentariat. You even have an impostor who thinks he's the sharpest. Now, I don't know what to think. Next thing you know, someone will tell me Kamala got to where she's at by trading sexual favors!

128 105
It's always the weekend when you're retired. I'm just surprised Sponge and Perf missed the word play. Guess they're too busy with work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:47 PM (1Ff7Z)


I'm surprised me not catching on to something surprises anyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:49 PM (2YhKe)

Nothing wrong with just holding on tight and soaking it all in.

129 And only women spend too much money on stupid shit they don’t need.

130
she was lazy and didn't want to do the additional steps needed if she admitted there was DNA present.
---
Yeah, that's the impression that built on me as I read, too.
Posted by: Axeman

===============

But there was all this altering, tampering, and deleting. Doesn't that take effort? Oh well, she's confessed, and I don't know how things work in forensics labs.

131 As you are aware, or should be aware, only women leaders are bad, only women vote for stupid things, and they only want to date men out of their league. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:51 PM

We'll vouch for one of those!

132 Where would we be without "experts"?

133 121 Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Wmg4n)

I think there's a good possibility several were targeted and she did the rest to cover up which specific ones. Just my theory but I can sometimes occasionally, once in a while, overthink things.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 02:52 PM (l9DAo)

Like shooting five people to make a targeted assassination look like an unfocused murder spree.

134 124 As you are aware, or should be aware, only women leaders are bad, only women vote for stupid things, and they only want to date men out of their league. 😂
Posted by: Piper


It's true.... For Lib women

135 Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I would never yell at you! Because I don’t yell. If I am yelling, it’s really, really bad. 😂

136 She's going to get a lesser sentence than Tina Peters, isn't she?

137 As you are aware, or should be aware, only women leaders are bad, only women vote for stupid things, and they only want to date men out of their league. 😂
Posted by: Piper


And only women are shitty parents or spouses. And only women suck at driving.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 02:52 PM (nwXO5)

This is good. We can take the rest of the day off.

138
I read it as, she would repeatedly test for the presence of DNA until the result was negative, to avoid the much harder work of sequencing it.
Posted by: SciVo

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Aha. Thanks for some scientific clarification.

139 It's the CSI effect, or the Bones effect. Forensic evidence is not at all like it's shown on TV where they put a piece of dirt into some Buck Rogers looking machine and it provides a holographic projection of the crime scene as events unfolded. It's mostly boring, tedious, highly labor-intensive, and not necessarily probative. Then you also get jurors who want to know where all the DNA and holographic projection evidence is when it's an open and shut armed robbery caught on an Uber driver's dash cam.
Posted by: People are dumb at June 26, 2026 02:51 PM (TbWk/)


Enhance and zoomify!!!!

140 Laziness angle doesn't scan so I go looking for another explanation. That is reasonable. But no way to really know what that is.

141 Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

All that kale causes additional emotional dysregulation on top of standard female irrationality. You might as well tell her to "calm down."

142 Sure, because no men in STEM have ever been lazy or malevolent. Because of that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2026 02:48 PM (bl07w)

As you are aware, or should be aware, only women leaders are bad, only women vote for stupid things, and they only want to date men out of their league. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:51 PM (Wmg4n)
______

"I'm worth it!"

-- Rando Internet THOT No. 767

143
She is white.
Posted by: m at June 26, 2026 02:53 PM (6wpGE)


Yeah, I'm sitting here, corrected.

144 "I'm worth it!"

-- Rando Internet THOT No. 767
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

Which coincidentally is her weight in pounds.

145 > A lot of this stuff, in my worthless opinion, comes from laziness (and stupidity) like when a BOLO comes in for a 6'1 black male with dreads in gray hoodie and jeans, and the cops jump on some 5'8" black guy with a fade, wearing a red tank top and shorts out for him morning jog. Do I think it's racially motivated? No I think it's more likely lazy, stupid, and incompetent.

Like the Christopher Dorner incident where the cops were looking for a gray Nissan Titan. Someone reported a pickup truck creeping along. Police responded. It was a blue Toyota Tacoma. The police shot the shit out of the truck firing over 100 rounds without making any sort of announcement.

A 71 year old woman and her daughter were delivering newspapers in the Tacoma. The 71 was shot in the back and her daughter was shot in the hand.

146 She is white.
Posted by: m at June 26, 2026 02:53 PM (6wpGE)


Yeah, I'm sitting here, corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)

And white.

147 I hope loss of pension is part of the plea agreement

148 Then you also get jurors who want to know where all the DNA and holographic projection evidence is
Posted by: People are dumb at June 26, 2026 02:51 PM

Dude. Come to the TXMoMe, and watch that at eleventy when carrots are detected in the chili.

149 Someone who abuses their office ad authority like this must be made an example of. Over a thousand cases? I'd say justice for those wronged demand she get no chance to ever walk the streets again, subvert justice, or allow the innocent to go to jail nor the guilty to walk free because of her opinions.

Rope-Tree.

150 This woman should receive the same sentence that everyone else did who was innocent and spent time behind bars, simultaneously.

This. I feel the same way about prosecutors that purposefully hide exculpatory evidence and judges that are dirty.

151 This thread is scary and there is no sandwich in front of me.
Something is .&'
* oof.

152 Yeah, I'm sitting here, corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:57 PM

Sitting, corrected >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sitting, constipated

153 I think there's a good possibility several were targeted and she did the rest to cover up which specific ones. Just my theory but I can sometimes occasionally, once in a while, overthink things.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 02:52 PM (l9DAo)

The sign of a creative mind. But sometimes the sea is just the sea.

154 This account says that she deleted DNA results not to swing an investigation one way or the other, but just because she was lazy and didn't want to do the additional steps needed if she admitted there was DNA present.



This is the most "good enough for government" type of quality I could imagine

155
I think there's a good possibility several were targeted and she did the rest to cover up which specific ones. Just my theory but I can sometimes occasionally, once in a while, overthink things.
Posted by: ...

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Reminder: When analyzing a government official's behavior, never attribute to
1) intricate conspiracy
that which can be explained by
2) incompetence or laziness.

That said, we'll have to throw in
3) a psychopathic indifference to human suffering
for this bitch.

156
Missed the last thread because I was trying to knock the grass back. Are this and the Euro Parliament voting for repatriation organic decisions or are we seeing a Trump-sparked preference cascade against the foreign invasions?

157 Dude. Come to the TXMoMe, and watch that at eleventy when carrots are detected in the chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

I would expect that scene to make an Oakland "teen takeover" look like a square dance.

158
Huh? I thought you were the pinnacle, the very sharpest blade here among the commentariat. You even have an impostor who thinks he's the sharpest. Now, I don't know what to think. Next thing you know, someone will tell me Kamala got to where she's at by trading sexual favors!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2026 02:53 PM (1Ff7Z)



I aim to please.

159 Falling asleep

160 Willowed:
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Is there a Christian denomination that provides a satisfying, non-circular, non-obfuscatory explanation for the motivations of God beyond "for His glory" or "because it was in His good pleasure to do so" or "His ways are not our ways"? I'm deadly serious, I would like to know which denomination and what analytical tools they apply in order to make such a determination.

Posted by: I really would like to know at June 26, 2026 02:35 PM (TbWk/)
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I don't think it's a denomination. I don't know of any denomination that I could recommend--especially as a non-denominationalist since I said "Yes".

I just meditate on the Lord and Man, and try to learn more scripture and apply more scripture as an "overlay" to learning about the world.

Let's dispose of the idea of basing your life on Christian say-so. But let's suppose that Western Civilization was built by the Holy Spirit, working ages with men who at least had a portion of an ear to hear him.

Western Civilization is basecamp to the full understanding of God, but it's principles are demonstrably "higher" than non-Christian cultures, even though many elements in other cultures are not by necessity worse.

161 135 Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I would never yell at you!
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Wmg4n)

There's an exclamation point being wielded right there at the end of that sentence.

162
I would never yell at you! Because I don’t yell. If I am yelling, it’s really, really bad. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Wmg4n)


Never say never......I can bring out the worst in people at times.

Just ask Doof.

163
There's an exclamation point being wielded right there at the end of that sentence.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2026 03:01 PM (6wpGE)


Thank you for having my back at this particular moment in time.

164 Every time I comment and the page refreshes back to the top I read "Former Colorado DNA Analyst Pleads Guitly to Mansplaining Evidence"

165
Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I would never yell at you!
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Wmg4n)

___________

SHUT UP, EVERYONE!!!

166 I guess I should care but it's Colorado so.....

167 165
Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I would never yell at you!
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Wmg4n)

___________

SHUT UP, EVERYONE!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2026 03:02 PM (O0L8i)

Oh shit, he's going to turn this car around.

168 Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I would never yell at you!
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM

Restore your equanimity, stat.

169 The sign of a creative mind. But sometimes the sea is just the sea.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:59 PM (pZEOD)

Sometimes to gain sympathy and a favorable ruling you go with the benign identifiable defense instead of the one that indicates personal gain or something even worse.

But yeah I make no warranty that my various theories are worth a shit. Past results are not a guarantee of future success. Sometimes a cigar is a cigar. And sometimes that dream about being sucked into a giant wet gaping hole is just geologic.

170 161 135 Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

I would never yell at you!
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Wmg4n)

There's an exclamation point being wielded right there at the end of that sentence.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2026 03:01 PM (6wpGE)

That's not yelling! THIS IS YELLING!

171 Disgusting - Mamdani thinks he's above the Supreme Court.

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@mrddmia
Let's get this straight:

The foreign-born leader of our nation's largest city--elected largely by foreign-born noncitizens--states he is going to stop federal law enforcement from enforcing federal law?

Even after a Supreme Court ruling?

Seditious conspiracy.

Insurrection.
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@libsoftiktok
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BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.

172 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 03:00 PM (XJ22o)

All true!!!

173 BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.
Posted by: beckster at June 26, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)


Which is why the rest of them should all head to NYC...

174 Searching for her name and Colorado, I found a video online showing a man let out of prison, going back to his family. Imagine the repairing of relationships that is going to be needed.

175 STOP YELLING!
I SAID I WAS TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP!

176 BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.

Posted by: beckster at June 26, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)

Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...

177 Stop yelling at me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

All that kale causes additional emotional dysregulation on top of standard female irrationality. You might as well tell her to "calm down."
Posted by: Don't get hysterical now at June 26, 2026 02:56 PM (TbWk/)

That mention of kale made me think of this:

https://youtu.be/9gfv_E5KKrY

Hilarious

178 She looks like she could be fixed.

179 Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

Why not? They know there's going to be no cost to it.

180 Is there a Christian denomination that provides a satisfying, non-circular, non-obfuscatory explanation for the motivations of God beyond "for His glory" or "because it was in His good pleasure to do so" or "His ways are not our ways"? I'm deadly serious, I would like to know which denomination and what analytical tools they apply in order to make such a determination.

Posted by: I really would like to know

Depending on what specific situation you're talking about, you're not going to get a better answer, because they're quoting what God Himself said were His motivations.

181 176 BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.

Posted by: beckster at June 26, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)

Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

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He's going to fund a bunch of left-leaning lawyers with city funds to perform work that will certainly fail but make him look good for trying.

182 NY City wants to secede from the Union?

Bye bye

183 That mention of kale made me think of this:

https://youtu.be/9gfv_E5KKrY

Hilarious
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 26, 2026 03:06 PM (ugElV)


Heh. That is funny.

184 Not a bad idea......if only.

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Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck
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Cool, Trump should call his bluff and dare him to defy both the executive branch and the Supreme Court. Then arrest him for insurrection. Examples must be set for these communists to learn.

185 Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

Tell me again, how many divisions does Mamdani have?

186 Well, I don't know who's to blame for this but I know who DIDN'T do it!

187 God is the pinnacle. We may never get there. I venture to say we probably never will. That will perhaps ever be part of our relationship.

But, I believe--from what I have experienced--that there are always higher rungs on which we can stand.

I reject the "glory" term of Calvinism because it narrows down the fullness of scripture.

Scripture: God wishes no man to perish.
Calvinism: People were chosen from the beginning for His Wrath "for His Glory".

If the Calvinist principle is pressed too hard, that's a different person! And Calvinism appeals to me as simplification so that I can claim to have a closer to equal understanding to God, rather than remain open to his lifting.

188 185 Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

Tell me again, how many divisions does Mamdani have?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2026 03:08 PM (o8hG1)

With Aunti-Fa, more than the Supremes do...

189 Sorry, Skip.

190 Well, I don't know who's to blame for this but I know who DIDN'T do it!
Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 03:09 PM (mTPps)

That's exactly what someone who DID do it would way.

191 Because He loves us is NOT the same as because He said so - and is not circular.

Understood mainly through the teachings and actions of Jesus. But from the outside maybe it will look circular or deceptive. It is neither.

192 185 Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

Tell me again, how many divisions does Mamdani have?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2026 03:08 PM (o8hG1)

haha

193 > BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.
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Great, let NYC pick them up and park them wherever in the city. Then arrest them, and Mamdani as he's providing sanctuary for them, against the law.

Keep him on ice (SWIDT) as a flight risk until the case is resolved. Make his confinement "uncomfortable" in a federal facility with no A/C or running water. Maybe park a few Haitians in his cell with him. That'd be fun.

194 Yep.

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If our government worked properly, Zohran Mamdani would have his citizenship yanked and he’d be on the next flight out.

We allowed communists into our country.

Mamdani’s only purpose is to destroy us.

195 Piper I should try and stay awake and go to bed at my usual time, even though no work tomorrow

196 I'm going to take a bold stand here and say the "until she got the results she wanted" is code for "the poor, oppressed POC didn't do nothing."

197 If there’s going to be all this yelling, can it at least be over something substantive, like Ginger or Maryanne?

198 Enhance and zoomify!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 02:55 PM

Hicks: Can you get a feature scan and pattern matching on him?
Van: No, he's smart, he never looks up.
Jones: Why does he have to look up?
Fiedler: The satellite is 155 miles above the Earth. It can only look straight down.
Jones: That's a bit limited, isn't it?

199 and Missy Woods would have got away with it if not for that darn meddling kid (intern) who was trying to polish their resume I suppose.

That is the scary thing to me. TV, and that one Hillary interview that came out in 2016 gave me the impression that the defense attorney can demand to run their own tests if they suspect the state forensics team messed up. Hillary got a (highly likely) rapist off because the state had lost the sample as I recall.

Apparently none of these defense attorney's really believed their client was innocent and paid for independent testing. Were all of the convictions of people who couldn't pony up money to have indedendent testing done.

200 200

201 BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.

Posted by: beckster at June 26, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)
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Speaking of Mamdani, I saw an interesting point being made on X.

Mamdani announced a few months ago he would confiscate slumlord properties.

Then yesterday he announces a rent control freeze. And how do you create more slumlord properties? Freeze the rents but not the expenses.

I'm going to guess that once the city takes over a property and then hands it over to a friendly commie NGO, they'll get a special "rent adjust".

202 197 If there’s going to be all this yelling, can it at least be over something substantive, like Ginger or Maryanne?

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

I've cooked with Ginger, but never with Maryanne...

203
1863: Draft Riots

2026: ICE Riots

204
Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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I am so fucking sick of these Dems boasting of their intent to break the law with impunity -- to say nothing of the fact that it's usually underway. I'd like to see lightning-swift, severe, large-scale smackdowns on these cities. Seriously, like something out of an action movie, or even sci-fi!! Smack the shit out of them, someone, and leave Mamdani sputtering at his mic every ten minutes as another operation carts off another dozen illegals.

205 BREAKING: Mamdani vows to protect illegal alien Haitians and Syrians following SCOTUS ruling.

Posted by: beckster at June 26, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)

Translation: Mandami has unilaterally decided NYC is going to defy Federal Law and the Supreme Court...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

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He's going to fund a bunch of left-leaning lawyers with city funds to perform work that will certainly fail but make him look good for trying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 26, 2026 03:07 PM (EtuJi)
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He might not even do that. Did anyone actually read what he actually said, rather than rely on hair-on-fire twatter reporting?

He -- and Hochul and a bunch of other assholes -- ranted and raved and pissed and shitted about how this was the worst thing in the history of worst things. But when it came time to say what he would actually do about it, he literally said ... Imma gonna get back to you on that.

Grandstanding bullshit.

206 Life sentence would be the easy way out for her. She should be fed to the wolves.

207 istr a case where a reporter worked with a set of twin sisters who sent their DNA in to the then "big three" of home test kits and at least one failed to identify them as related at all. The no-match result may have been from 23 And Me, which I think is the one absorbed by Ancestry, but I can't remember the other two companies at all.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2026 02:49 PM (R+iUD)

it is possible if unlikely that sibs could have 0 shared DNA if they are fraternal twins. it would be very unlikely, but the half of the dad's DNA and half the mom's DNA could be entirely disjoint sets.

208 Is there a Christian denomination that provides a satisfying, non-circular, non-obfuscatory explanation for the motivations of God beyond "for His glory" or "because it was in His good pleasure to do so" or "His ways are not our ways"? I'm deadly serious, I would like to know which denomination and what analytical tools they apply in order to make such a determination.

Posted by: I really would like to know

Depending on what specific situation you're talking about, you're not going to get a better answer, because they're quoting what God Himself said were His motivations.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2026 03:07 PM (vJrRc)

Indeed… it’s all over the Bible. Just one example Isaiah 46:9-11

I am God, and there is no other; I am God, and there is none like me, declaring the end from the beginning and from ancient times things not yet done, saying, ‘My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure’ [or ‘I will do all that I please’]. … I have spoken, and I will bring it to pass; I have purposed, and I will do it.

God is God and we are not. We would do well to worship him rather than try to use our human logic to fully understand him

209 I am so fucking sick of these Dems boasting of their intent to break the law with impunity -- to say nothing of the fact that it's usually underway. I'd like to see lightning-swift, severe, large-scale smackdowns on these cities. Seriously, like something out of an action movie, or even sci-fi!! Smack the shit out of them, someone, and leave Mamdani sputtering at his mic every ten minutes as another operation carts off another dozen illegals.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (XJ22o)

Send in Snake Plissken and Judge Dredd and just waste them all.

210 She's 65, and the sentencing options have been reported to be between 8 and 16 years.

65 + 8 = not long enough
65 + 16 = not long enough

211 FSJ and Gertie headed to the vet for shots and a checkup.

212
NY City wants to secede from the Union?

___________

Wouldn't be the first time. On January 7, 1861, Mayor Fernando Wood told the NY Board of Aldermen that New York City should secede from the state and the Union and join the Confederacy.

213
I'm going to guess that once the city takes over a property and then hands it over to a friendly commie NGO, they'll get a special "rent adjust".

Posted by: WisRich

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Yes. Either quietly and invisibly, or accompanied by the patented leftist chortle. "It turns out those jobs weren't so shovel-readeh!" snork-snork

214 180 Is there a Christian denomination that provides a satisfying, non-circular, non-obfuscatory explanation for the motivations of God beyond "for His glory" or "because it was in His good pleasure to do so" or "His ways are not our ways"? I'm deadly serious, I would like to know which denomination and what analytical tools they apply in order to make such a determination.

Posted by: I really would like to know

Isaiah 55:8-9: “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts"

You really can’t get around that if you take the scripture as the basis of your faith.

215 I hope her family disowns her.

216 He might not even do that. Did anyone actually read what he actually said, rather than rely on hair-on-fire twatter reporting?

He -- and Hochul and a bunch of other assholes -- ranted and raved and pissed and shitted about how this was the worst thing in the history of worst things. But when it came time to say what he would actually do about it, he literally said ... Imma gonna get back to you on that.

Grandstanding bullshit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

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I do not at all think it is beyond him and the city council to find a way to waste another $50-100 million paying for left-leaning lawyer services that will lead to nothing while virtue signalling about how great they are.

217 She looks like she probably was attractive decades ago.

And that's where she learned to get by being lazy, I would guess.

218 Then yesterday he announces a rent control freeze.
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I don't know for sure, but I guess that there is a SCOTUS case that says a rent control is not a takings.

But, I'll bet this duffus is doing it stupid enough to push the issue back to SCOTUS.

Do you know how delicious it'd be to see rent control ruled a takings?
And retroactive?
All these lefties cities being sued for hundreds of millions. Plus interest.

219 Believe all women.

220 NY City wants to secede from the Union?

___________

Wouldn't be the first time. On January 7, 1861, Mayor Fernando Wood told the NY Board of Aldermen that New York City should secede from the state and the Union and join the Confederacy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2026 03:15 PM (O0L8i)

Good, let them. Then we can cave the tunnels, blow the bridges, and mine the frigging harbor.

221 Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)

LMAO

222 210 She's 65, and the sentencing options have been reported to be between 8 and 16 years.

65 + 8 = not long enough
65 + 16 = not long enough
Posted by: m at June 26, 2026 03:14 PM (6wpGE)

She was allowed to retire before SHTF. I wonder if she is still getting her check.

223 Never say never......I can bring out the worst in people at times.

Just ask Doof.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 03:02 PM (2YhKe)

The lady in the story was white, btw.

224 If you want some kind of rational answer, it’s because God knows what the consequences of every action today will be a thousand years from now.

225 NY City wants to secede from the Union?

___________

Wouldn't be the first time. On January 7, 1861, Mayor Fernando Wood told the NY Board of Aldermen that New York City should secede from the state and the Union and join the Confederacy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2026 03:15 PM (O0L8i)

Lincoln heard and commented "I don't think its a good idea for the front door to set up shop on its own"

226 @135. Stop yelling at me.-Sponge

I would never yell at you! Because I don't yell.-Piper

Ohhhhhh, what a lie! God will get you for that, Piper.

227
I'm not sure I'd call her a scientist. More like a technician. Minimal education required.

Somebody mentioned her repeated testing to get a specific outcome as evidence of an agenda. Maybe it was preliminary testing to see if DNA were present, and she wanted a negative result so she wouldn't have to do a full test. So, lazy.

Bad forensics labs appear to be a nationwide problem. That includes the 'legendary' FBI forensics lab.

228 Do you know how delicious it'd be to see rent control ruled a takings?
And retroactive?
All these lefties cities being sued for hundreds of millions. Plus interest.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2026 03:16 PM (73/SM)
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I'd love it but rent control has been around for decades.

229 Speaking of pants, I'm watching a review of Obsession where the NYC reviewer has to admit she didn't watch the last five minutes. Why not?
Because some dude up front stripped off all his clothes such that everyone left. They all got movie vouchers though.

230 He might not even do that. Did anyone actually read what he actually said, rather than rely on hair-on-fire twatter reporting?

He -- and Hochul and a bunch of other assholes -- ranted and raved and pissed and shitted about how this was the worst thing in the history of worst things. But when it came time to say what he would actually do about it, he literally said ... Imma gonna get back to you on that.

Grandstanding bullshit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

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I do not at all think it is beyond him and the city council to find a way to waste another $50-100 million paying for left-leaning lawyer services that will lead to nothing while virtue signalling about how great they are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 26, 2026 03:16 PM (EtuJi)
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Sure, why not? There's gonna be piles of NGO and "charity" money flowing into leftwing legal advocacy groups. They'll steal most of the money. I doubt they stop any deportations.

231 Bad forensics labs appear to be a nationwide problem. That includes the 'legendary' FBI forensics lab.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 26, 2026 03:18 PM (dtlw7)

Was that the lab that shelved hundreds (maybe even thousands) of rape kits and never tested them? Or was that another incompetent derelict crime lab?

232 Were all of the convictions of people who couldn't pony up money to have indedendent testing done.
Posted by: PaleRider
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That is an issue for anyone involved in self defense. State labs often do shoddy work and to best counteract state's evidence, it often requires the defense to have its own expert witnesses plus the money to have independent labs check the state lab results. Gun shot residue, GSR, is one of the ways that you can crosscheck distance from the shooting and positions of the shooter and the shootee. Same with blood splatter analysis.

You run into this in complicated motor vehicle cases as well. Immediate relative was a top criminal defense lawyer and the particular case involved made Dateline back in the day. Took a family 600k to keep their kid out of prison which took a three person team of lawyers, dna checking of a condom wrapper that the police did not check at the scene of the murder and sexual assault, and a private investigator to point out the likely culprit lived in the same apartment complex and had been sent to the state pen for a similar crime but was out.

233 I'm deadly serious, I would like to know which denomination and what analytical tools they apply in order to make such a determination.

Posted by: I really would like to know

What you are asking is the opposite of faith. This is the desire for a useful God, instead of a powerful, truthful one. We don’t need to know, and many times we can’t know. We need to have faith in God’s love for us, especially when we don’t understand why.

234 Did she guzzle the jissim?

235 She's 65, and the sentencing options have been reported to be between 8 and 16 years.

65 + 8 = not long enough
65 + 16 = not long enough
Posted by: m at June 26, 2026 03:14 PM (6wpGE)


This is solid math approved by this blog.

236
Was that the lab that shelved hundreds (maybe even thousands) of rape kits and never tested them? Or was that another incompetent derelict crime lab?

Posted by: Too many of them for my tastes at June 26, 2026 03:20 PM (TbWk/)

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Thought that was Harris County, TX.

237 Feminists: Rape is a tool men...all men...use to oppress us

Some random feminist working the government: Ah who cares if I let a bunch of rapists escape justice, by reservation an Applebees means I need to leave now

238 Do you know how delicious it'd be to see rent control ruled a takings?
And retroactive?
All these lefties cities being sued for hundreds of millions. Plus interest.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2026 03:16 PM (73/SM)
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I'd love it but rent control has been around for decades.
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2026 03:18 PM (G0vdT)
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Rent control really doesn't exist any more. It's all rent stabilization now. Much more generous to landlords.

I looked at this "rent freeze." I laughed. I doubt it actually helps more than a handful of tenants. Landlords won't lose anything.

239
The lady in the story was white, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)


Wait....what?

What are we talking about here. I'm lost.....

240 65 + 8 = not long enough
65 + 16 = not long enough

Damn she must be blown out down there.

241 Was that the lab that shelved hundreds (maybe even thousands) of rape kits and never tested them? Or was that another incompetent derelict crime lab?
Posted by: Too many of them for my tastes at June 26, 2026 03:20 PM (TbWk/)

Ah yes, both and all.
The classic "it costs $10,000 to test a rape kit" ploy.

242 230
Sure, why not? There's gonna be piles of NGO and "charity" money flowing into leftwing legal advocacy groups. They'll steal most of the money. I doubt they stop any deportations.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

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I want the left to fund habeus petitions for every single Haitian.

$10,000, minimum, each, to all get rejected after a couple of weeks.

243 231 Bad forensics labs appear to be a nationwide problem. That includes the 'legendary' FBI forensics lab.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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FBI has made up 'science' before like the claim that they could specify the box of ammo that a lead bullet came from by analysis. In fact, it was bullshit.

I think a case coming before Scotus involves an attempt to weaken the Daubert standard for expert witness testimony and tests allowed.

244 I can bring out the worst in people at times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Same.
I actually think I might be a demon.

245 Mammy and Ho-chul have no choice. Federal law is preeminent and their buddies tested the waters by going to SCOTUS. They lost- as if there was ever a question about the executive branch’s supremacy over immigration matters. With legal status ended for TPS groups they are no longer able to receive federal benefits and are automatically subject to removal orders. The state can try to forestall removal but the clock is ticking. The feds already know who these people are because all of them are collecting some type of federal benefit. That gets cut off first. Then the Feds show up if you don’t take their offer of a plane ticket out and $2,600. It’s over. Just a matter of when. They have no more appeals to file.

246 237 Feminists: Rape is a tool men...all men...use to oppress us

Some random feminist working the government: Ah who cares if I let a bunch of rapists escape justice, by reservation an Applebees means I need to leave now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

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It's almost like feminists don't actually believe a single thing they say.

247 Is there a Christian denomination that provides a satisfying, non-circular, non-obfuscatory explanation for the motivations of God beyond "for His glory" or "because it was in His good pleasure to do so" or "His ways are not our ways"? I'm deadly serious, I would like to know which denomination and what analytical tools they apply in order to make such a determination.

Posted by: I really would like to know
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This is a question for the heart, not the head. It's likely no answer could be put in the form of words or analysis.

248 Wait....what?

What are we talking about here. I'm lost.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 03:22 PM (2YhKe)

Its ok. Here's some ice cream, Mr president.

249 FIFA won't ban "Pride,( Marxists )" Flags at Egypt-Iran game
Should be fun to watch

250 206 Life sentence would be the easy way out for her. She should be fed to the wolves.

Posted by: DanMan at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (8uzBS)

Before or after the woodchipper?

251 The lady in the story was white, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

She has the bloodless stare of a reptile...

252 I'd hit it.

253 Ah yes, both and all.
The classic "it costs $10,000 to test a rape kit" ploy.
Posted by: Reforger
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Costs have come down on the hardware side significantly but personnel costs have risen over time. But there are simply so many crimes that inevitably state labs fall behind which means often cutting corners.

254 Yvonne "Missy" Woods is just the tip of the iceberg. We all know that, right?

255 I'd love it but rent control has been around for decades.
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So had Roe.
So had Chevron deference.
So had (fingers crossed) birthright citizenship.

Bad law doesn't mature into good law just because of the passage of time.

From time to time, I like to remind folks that Thomas has been waiting for near 30 years to overturn the Slaughterhouse Case, that one goes back to the 1920s.
Almost all economic regulations would be swept aside if so.

256 On motivations of god, like "why to bad things happen to good people?" I don't think there is a full logical explanation. There is a the parable that a weed (evil) may be left because pulling it would kill the wheat growing aound it. And then there is Job. The one takeaway I have from Job is that it is human nature is to say "well if God is letting bad things happen to you, you must deserve it somehow" (that is what Job's senior friends are saying) and that that is not so.

257
when it came time to say what he would actually do about it, he literally said ... Imma gonna get back to you on that.

Grandstanding bullshit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Any chance his adoring fans will follow up? Or is their attention span too short and his cries of "Squirrel!" too distracting?

258 How many baby-daddies and baby-mommas are second guessing the verdicts from the Maury Povich show?

That's your baby!

The hell it is.

259 Life sentence would be the easy way out for her. She should be fed to the wolves.

Posted by: DanMan at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (8uzBS)

Before or after the woodchipper?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:23 PM (l3cgK)

I don't think wolves will eat a meat slurry.

260 "Freeze the rent? Howzabout getting the bum landlord to turn on the heat. Even Norton and Trixie get more than me and Alice. We're the ones freezing".

Ralph Cramden, Transit Worker, Chauncey St, NYC

261 [
Its ok. Here's some ice cream, Mr president.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 03:23 PM (zZu0s)


MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!!!!

262 I can bring out the worst in people at times.
Posted by: Sponge

So you are the guy that Charles Dickens warned us about--it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

263 207 istr a case where a reporter worked with a set of twin sisters who sent their DNA in to the then "big three" of home test kits and at least one failed to identify them as related at all. The no-match result may have been from 23 And Me, which I think is the one absorbed by Ancestry, but I can't remember the other two companies at all.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2026 02:49 PM (R+iUD)

it is possible if unlikely that sibs could have 0 shared DNA if they are fraternal twins. it would be very unlikely, but the half of the dad's DNA and half the mom's DNA could be entirely disjoint sets.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2026 03:13 PM (uhVAy)

That is true...statistically unlikely, but possible. I won't math it.

264 What you are asking is the opposite of faith. This is the desire for a useful God, instead of a powerful, truthful one. We don’t need to know, and many times we can’t know. We need to have faith in God’s love for us, especially when we don’t understand why.
Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 03:20 PM (OoFl2)
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But see, I started out a complete rebel (perhaps minimalist) in my faith. And I believe the Holy Spirit has continually brought me onto plateaus of greater insight into the Lord.

I don't know if it's because I took the advice not to LEAN on my own understanding, and simply, once chastened enough by the HS, let God be God.

Jonah knew things about God, but his end is that he refused to learn what God was trying to teach him at that point. He wanted Jonah to get his point about the Ninivites being "children" who do not know what is right. And Jonah preferred to stir in his hatred of the Ninivites.

Jonah knew that the Lord was forgiving. He hated the Ninivites so much that he did not want to be part of a plan of the Lord's "reconsideration" of the destruction of Nineveh.

"I know you" is a curious key in scripture.

265 Tough call.
Basically the lab rat was just wasting tax payer dollars.

266 Mammy and Ho-chul have no choice. Federal law is preeminent and their buddies tested the waters by going to SCOTUS. They lost- as if there was ever a question about the executive branch’s supremacy over immigration matters. With legal status ended for TPS groups they are no longer able to receive federal benefits and are automatically subject to removal orders. The state can try to forestall removal but the clock is ticking. The feds already know who these people are because all of them are collecting some type of federal benefit. That gets cut off first. Then the Feds show up if you don’t take their offer of a plane ticket out and $2,600. It’s over. Just a matter of when. They have no more appeals to file.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 26, 2026 03:23 PM (PM/iv)
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Yea, see my comment above. This is why his big press conference was a loud version of "I FEEL YOUR PAIN," with no plans at all to actually do anything.

267 This account says that she deleted DNA results not to swing an investigation one way or the other, but just because she was lazy and didn't want to do the additional steps needed if she admitted there was DNA present.

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You'd think there'd be protocols in place to prevent shit like this -- e.g., redundancy, oversight, and fault-tolerance (like having evidence checked by three different & independent individuals).

268 Ohhhhhh, what a lie! God will get you for that, Piper.
Posted by: Case at June 26, 2026 03:18 PM (IY9No

I really don’t. I am not a yeller and it takes a lot to make me genuinely angry. I am not perfect, of course, but it takes a lot of energy to be hateful. I tend to go the other way and get very quiet, which is a bad sign if you know me. lol.

269 How many baby-daddies and baby-mommas are second guessing the verdicts from the Maury Povich show?

That's your baby!

The hell it is.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 26, 2026 03:25 PM (fkjGs)

I hated/hate those. Its all just horrifying. Either way it goes.

270 The hell it is.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 26, 2026 03:25 PM (fkjGs)

* Throws chair.
Comercial break.
Next on Ricky Lake.
"MY boob implant blah blah blah..."

Unemployment in the 90's sucked.

271 This is about as bad as it gets. Innocent people went to jail and now jailed scum can get out if she had anything to do with their DNA.

272 Imagine being an assault victim of someone who should have been in jail, but the system that we cannot opt out of let them go free.

273 .
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Trust the science.
.

274 263 207
That is true...statistically unlikely, but possible. I won't math it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

Thank you.

275 when it came time to say what he would actually do about it, he literally said ... Imma gonna get back to you on that.

Grandstanding bullshit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Any chance his adoring fans will follow up? Or is their attention span too short and his cries of "Squirrel!" too distracting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 03:25 PM (XJ22o)
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There's always a new squirrel. His fans are all young white creeps and losers who aren't affected by TPS. They will very quickly get bored with the issue.

276 256 On motivations of god, like "why to bad things happen to good people?" I don't think there is a full logical explanation. There is a the parable that a weed (evil) may be left because pulling it would kill the wheat growing aound it. And then there is Job. The one takeaway I have from Job is that it is human nature is to say "well if God is letting bad things happen to you, you must deserve it somehow" (that is what Job's senior friends are saying) and that that is not so.
Posted by: PaleRider
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Too many people assume that the Lord's plan is the same as ours. And some believe the Lord is a Pez dispenser with goodies for the good and bad things for the bad---or if you pray you get and they get disillusioned when no such quid pro quo exists.

277
How many baby-daddies and baby-mommas are second guessing the verdicts from the Maury Povich show?

That's your baby!

The hell it is.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

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You forget: this wasn't government work. That right there raises the reliability factor.

278 Life sentence would be the easy way out for her. She should be fed to the wolves.

Posted by: DanMan at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (8uzBS)

I'll trust that the Lord grants her a beefy cellmate with a family member killed during a rape that remarkably had no DNA evidence...

279 This is about as bad as it gets. Innocent people went to jail and now jailed scum can get out if she had anything to do with their DNA.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 26, 2026 03:28 PM (fgSb9)

This was also the plot to the Bone Collector.

280 Bolton had to forfeit his pension. She should have to forfeit hers, too.

281 And then we have this - mistrial for the LA firebug:

A juror in the case of alleged Palisades firebug Jonathan Rinderknecht didn’t mince her words when describing the case brought against him, calling the whole thing “Bulls–t.”

Juror #4, a woman named Bryana from Lompoc, Calif., told The California Post that she felt the government didn’t present a convincing enough case and wasted jurors’ time.

“It’s disappointing because of how much money and time they put into the same thing. I don’t know … but like, yeah, bullsh–t,” she said.

282 The article was real vague as to this woman's motive. It mentions "to avoid testing" but I did notice that the guy that she apparently railroaded for murder was a white guy. Is she yet another AWFL that saw herself as a crusader to keep black people out of prison, regardless of the evidence?

283
Imagine being an assault victim of someone who should have been in jail, but the system that we cannot opt out of let them go free.
Posted by: Cray Cray

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Rape victims all over Europe.

284 >> Yea, see my comment above. This is why his big press conference was a loud version of "I FEEL YOUR PAIN," with no plans at all to actually do anything.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

Most of these people were already informed that TPS was ending before the lawsuit was filed. The Feds know who they are and where they are. I can’t even think what you could file to delay that removal at this point. Asylum claims and any other similar motion are pretty much moot points now.

They should take the money go home and file an application for legal immigration.

285
From time to time, I like to remind folks that Thomas has been waiting for near 30 years to overturn the Slaughterhouse Case, that one goes back to the 1920s.

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1870s actually.

286 NOOD Newsom

287 Jonah knew that the Lord was forgiving. He hated the Ninivites so much that he did not want to be part of a plan of the Lord's "reconsideration" of the destruction of Nineveh.

"I know you" is a curious key in scripture.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)

The destruction was only delayed...by 80 years.

288 noodist

289 You'd think there'd be protocols in place to prevent shit like this -- e.g., redundancy, oversight, and fault-tolerance (like having evidence checked by three different & independent individuals).
Posted by: ShainS

Which is likely what would happen with a commercial lab because of lawsuits but state and its agents (qualified for the agents) are mostly protected by sovereign immunity.

Quality is the same hodge podge as government schools.

290 Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 03:27 PM (OoFl2)

Like Paolo I have a long fuse. It takes a lot to try me. I sometimes wish I had less patience because when I do go, it's a show. For this reason I will always give fair warning.

291 286 NOOD Newsom

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 03:31 PM (qx7Zg)

EWWW

292 282 The article was real vague as to this woman's motive. It mentions "to avoid testing" but I did notice that the guy that she apparently railroaded for murder was a white guy. Is she yet another AWFL that saw herself as a crusader to keep black people out of prison, regardless of the evidence?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ksbjf)

How much does motive matter in this? (I really don't know.)

293 Peter, what's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Did you get the memo?

294
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ksbjf)

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SciVo explained, she was plain slacking off. If the sample doesn't have reliable DNA, you don't have to do the much more difficult and time-consuming work of confirming or not confirming a match. So, she just deleted samples or effed with them until they "couldn't" be read.

295 "I know you" is a curious key in scripture.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)
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Jonah says it when the Lord asks him to prophesy the destruction of Nineveh.

Abram says it when he pleads for the sake of the denizens of Sodom and Gomorrah.

In almost all cases, the person with a personal relationship with God says "I know you" expressing God's sense of lovingkindness and longsuffering and capacity to forebear.

296 You forget: this wasn't government work. That right there raises the reliability factor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 03:29 PM (XJ22o)

Not only that it's easy to retest and verify lineage. Today, tomorrow, whenever. Crime scene evidence OTOH is province of the state.

297 The one takeaway I have from Job is that it is human nature is to say "well if God is letting bad things happen to you, you must deserve it somehow" (that is what Job's senior friends are saying) and that that is not so.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 26, 2026 03:25 PM (PV+Zw)

What I always found interesting about the story of Job is even at the end of the book when Job’s wealth has been restored and he’s been given a new family… God never gives Job an explanation of why it all happened. In fact, Job kinda asks and God’s answer is (I paraphrase): don’t question me, I’m God and you’re not. See Job chapters 38-41

298 Life sentence would be the easy way out for her. She should be fed to the wolves.

Posted by: DanMan at June 26, 2026 03:12 PM (8uzBS)

Before or after the woodchipper?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:23 PM (l3cgK)

I don't think wolves will eat a meat slurry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

Or shit stew.

299 I ain't running to watch nood newsom(e).

300 That is true...statistically unlikely, but possible. I won't math it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

I worked with triples. Two Identical and one looks like a different father altogether but sam father. So two eggs fertalized at the same time then one split.
Funny group. They finish each others sentences. Go everywhere together. One got fired the other two stopped showing up.
I used to joke they were never seperated at the womb.

301 300

302 *sad

303
281 And then we have this - mistrial for the LA firebug:

A juror in the case of alleged Palisades firebug Jonathan Rinderknecht didn’t mince her words when describing the case brought against him, calling the whole thing “Bulls–t.”

Juror #4, a woman named Bryana from Lompoc, Calif., told The California Post that she felt the government didn’t present a convincing enough case and wasted jurors’ time.

“It’s disappointing because of how much money and time they put into the same thing. I don’t know … but like, yeah, bullsh–t,” she said.

Posted by: beckster at June 26, 2026 03:30 PM

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Mistrial, or juror replaced with an alternate?

304
Every time I comment and the page refreshes back to the top I read "Former Colorado DNA Analyst Pleads Guitly to Mansplaining Evidence"
Posted by: Reforger

Dude. Just click the red number next to the last comment, page refreshes, and that comment is now your top post. This a defense mechanism against CBD's fat bastard on an ottoman art and JJ's fat woman in a leather outfit in a cold environment.

305 noodo

306 You'd think there'd be protocols in place to prevent shit like this -- e.g., redundancy, oversight, and fault-tolerance (like having evidence checked by three different & independent individuals).
Posted by: ShainS
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The lab's QC and QA managers were both phoning it in too.

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DHS General Counsel: It's Closing Time. Haitians Don't Have to Go Home, But They Can't Stay Here

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

NEW: I asked DHS General Counsel James Percival if DHS will allow a grace period for the 300,000+ Haitians who are having their TPS terminated to leave the country, or will arrests and deportations begin immediately?

"It's closing time, they don't have to go home, but they can't stay," Percival said.

He urged the Haitians to use the CBP Home app and take advantage of a $2,600 payment to self deport instead of being subjected to ICE arrest & detention.

@DHSGenCounsel

“The T in TPS stands for temporary…It is closing time. You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. The good news is it’s not too late to get a $2,600 check and a free flight home.” @DHSGenCounselhttps://t.co/YGo3uuNvrE pic.twitter.com/JDClLseFgA

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) June 26, 2026

Immigration promoters claim it's not safe to send them back to Haiti, because the aftershocks of that 1993 earthquake are still being felt.

But this is yet another lie. They didn't come from Haiti. Most of the Haitians let into the United States took shelter in other third-party countries, but then tore up their documentation to make asylum claims in America.

Jessica Vaughan
@JessicaV_CIS

A large share of Haitians (and Cubans & Venezuelans) who were allowed in under Biden did not come from their home countries but from 3rd countries like Chile, Brazil and Spain, where they had residency & work permits. So they can return there if they don't want to go home.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

100% correct. When I was at the Del Rio, TX Haitian bridge camp in 2021, many of the Haitians told me they had been living in Chile & Brazil for years before coming to the US illegally for economic (not safety) reasons. The Haitians were dumping & tearing up their Chilean documents at the river's edge hide this fact from the US so it wouldn't hurt their fraudulent asylum claims.

The idea that all these Haitians came directly from Haiti after an earthquake or assassination is false. Many of them were living happily and safely for years in South America until Biden's open border policies became too attractive to pass up. Others also flew into the US via Biden's CHNV mass parole program which was supposed to be for only 2 year humanitarian parole grants. Of course, most never left.

100% correct. When I was at the Del Rio, TX Haitian bridge camp in 2021, many of the Haitians told me they had been living in Chile & Brazil for years before coming to the US illegally for economic (not safety) reasons. The Haitians were dumping & tearing up their Chilean… https://t.co/KbbX55bKda pic.twitter.com/okEZkjRoqI

— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) June 26, 2026

Happy Friday!

It's a slow news day and a lot of these items are going to be meh.