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A Midsummer Night's ONT
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Taxes
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Only in Romania
That giggle
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My time now!
Being a dad is the best
D'oh!
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That's a big neck
I remember this...
Bored
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Friends
I want one
Music
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Get it right, ma'am
Laundry
I forgot how to shit!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at August 14, 2026 10:01 PM (X5FXP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 10:01 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 10:02 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 10:03 PM (wBh67)
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at August 14, 2026 10:03 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 10:03 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 10:03 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:05 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:05 PM (hrOJm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 10:05 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 10:06 PM (O0L8i)
I don't know if I should run and hide or if I should contact an attorney to see if I have grounds for a lawsuit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 10:06 PM (FZ29D)
Wait a bit and something good will go by!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2026 10:07 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 10:07 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 10:07 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 10:08 PM (zMzlR)
Wow - what a girthy ONT! Thanks 😊
Oh, and just found out oldest grandson got kicked out of after school care FOR THE YEAR for kicking, biting, and telling those in authority, "You're not the boss of me!" 😲😲😲
Guess we start Moron training early....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:09 PM (SRRAx)
For those who missed it.... sadly, I was not selected for the job. The recruiter is supposed to ask 'why not' and get back to me. I am so frustrated today I just can't even. The only other 'lead' I had that was recent, had gone silent - I had assumed it was 'nevermind'-ed. I reached out to that recruiter anyway, and he said the client has gone silent on them. Who the heck knows anymore anything.
Continued prayers, please.
I have faith that God has a plan for me but dangit I'm getting real tired of this. I'd like to see some signs on which path I'm supposed to take, please.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: browndog says woof at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (3sXRv)
There wasn't even any cake.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (+1BUN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 10:11 PM (dgvvF)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 10:13 PM (zMzlR)
the men's and the women's restrooms.
I don't get it. Which is which?
Oh wait-- is this a veiled commentary on my rim's affection for curbs?!?
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 10:14 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)
If that was me when I got home I wouldn't be able to sit down for a year. My parents didn't play.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 10:15 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:15 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (+1BUN)
The cake is a LIE!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Full-Throated Supporter at August 14, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)
Wow - what a girthy ONT! Thanks 😊
Oh, and just found out oldest grandson got kicked out of after school care FOR THE YEAR for kicking, biting, and telling those in authority, "You're not the boss of me!" 😲😲😲
Guess we start Moron training early....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Wait. School doesn’t start until after Labor Day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 10:16 PM (xkbLL)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 10:08 PM (zMzlR)
When you grow up and get a wife it all becomes clear. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)
Does he want the 40mm, or do we need a 40mm Miklos round? That bored guy would probably pop off a Miklos round every so often, just to see what happens.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (qx7Zg)
Which once again answers the question with, "Not nearly enough."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (yCucm)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 10:11 PM
Ooooohhhh...
Thanks.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 10:16 PM (xkbLL)
Not here. Started the other day. I hate them damn skrewl buses.
Posted by: Ving Raymes Gotsta Get Paid at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (DZ9Lv)
No fucking Keeev to be heard.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 10:18 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 14, 2026 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2026 10:19 PM (VCgbV)
If that was me when I got home I wouldn't be able to sit down for a year. My parents didn't play.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 10:15 PM (UKrJG)
He's only 4.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 14, 2026 10:20 PM (DZ9Lv)
I don't know if I should run and hide or if I should contact an attorney to see if I have grounds for a lawsuit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Hide in the closet first, then call your attorney.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 14, 2026 10:20 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)
Yes. I think AOS Intrepid Reddit Translator lives there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)
Looks like Dinner at Midnite again
No Squirrel in a Can though, loved that as a kid
Grammaw bought the Underwood Deviled Squirrel brand.
Posted by: Miklos will justm put lots of cheese on something at August 14, 2026 10:21 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at August 14, 2026 10:21 PM (JM9I6)
Bit of shaking in Indonesia today. 7.7. They get 'em a lot + volcanoes. Exciting part of the world.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 14, 2026 10:20 PM (DZ9Lv)
________
Krakatoa, East of Java!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 10:22 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Miklos hints-it was Gypsies at August 14, 2026 10:22 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: From about That Time at August 14, 2026 10:23 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Some jerk on the phone at August 14, 2026 10:23 PM (MWfyi)
RandomDave, I am so sorry. So frustrating.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 10:24 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Miklos liked Hawaiii 5-0 at August 14, 2026 10:24 PM (XOG/m)
Guy who made that video needs a mo-cap robot.
How do landscape and portrait work, durrr? Video's freakin' twelve pixels high.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 10:25 PM (MqSCt)
I’d make you dinner at 3am if thats what you wanted.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 10:25 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Not for me, you dweeb underclasspeople
Posted by: Miklos sings and plays air guitar to "School's Out" at August 14, 2026 10:27 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx)
I'd hang with him. Spirited children are a gift!
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 10:29 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: clarence at August 14, 2026 10:29 PM (W+slU)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 10:29 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: nurse ratched
This is the first reason to visit Seattle since my one and only visit in 1989.
They were throwing fish at each other
Posted by: Miklos remembers vaguely with gaps and apparent misperceptions at August 14, 2026 10:30 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 10:31 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:09
I'm guessing he has some of Grandma's personality and gumption. Glad you are enjoying your visit. How old are the grandkids? Bet they will remember this visit.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 14, 2026 10:31 PM (4Qj8V)
I have faith that God has a plan for me but dangit I'm getting real tired of this. I'd like to see some signs on which path I'm supposed to take, please.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)
I'm sorry.
I don't know if you looked into it, but after Mom passed I did look into online AI jobs. Apparently, there are things that you can do such as data labelling and stuff and actually get paid.
You'd have to check everything out in terms of legitimacy but that was something I was considering.
I'm still working on my own projects. And hoping to get stuff out the door soon. I'm excited about that.
All the best.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 10:31 PM (Sco7b)
Hang in there...
Posted by: Clio Weeps at August 14, 2026 10:32 PM (FvFu9)
Posted by: Trendy Ted at August 14, 2026 10:32 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 10:33 PM (RCjYY)
But it can be hard to get fresh monkey.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 10:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Deviled squirrel is good enough, for what it is, but nothing beats frying up some fresh squirrel in the frying pan. Mmm-mmm! Squirrel!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Be sure to spoon in a tablespoon of genuine Indian cow urine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 10:34 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Officer Friendly at August 14, 2026 10:34 PM (JM9I6)
This brought back odd memories of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and a usual and mandatory question from the Audience participationers
Posted by: Miklos is amazed at all these memory thingys hanging around at August 14, 2026 10:34 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 10:35 PM (XJ22o)
Sort of like four days this week alternating the baby grandgirl with her older siblings. The 8yr old grandson & 5yr old girlie spent the night.
Reading one of her favorite books that I bought 7yrs ago called Going to School by Suzanne Green. Kitties that are dressed & photos taken. Even with the first page saying to PETA that the photos are taken with high shutter speeds & no drugs or cruelty the book was discontinued. Amazon: $30. On ebay it is worth over $100. I'd promised I'd buy one for her best friend but I don't like her this much. I paid $7 for it. She fell out laughing at one kitty's face and I joined her. When we get like this we can't stop for awhile. My dude and her bro heard us from downstairs. We have the same laugh and look alike and I never dreamed I'd have her one day. I guess I will send the kitty photo via text to her Mom.
I think Charles Wideneck McDowell has a goiter.
The laundry dial looks like how our sons did laundry in college. Eldest son, his freshman year in an apt with washer/dryer, solved the underwear problem by buying new ones and throwing used ones away every month. We raised morons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 10:35 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 10:37 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I have been served and have eaten squirrel head stew.
Most rednecks are fine people
Not all
Or maybe they was just funnin'
Posted by: Miklos was unwilling to be impolite, and has eaten worse at August 14, 2026 10:37 PM (XOG/m)
It made me laugh. Always a nice gift.
58 School started here in the last week of July.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
My part of Canada - September - after Labor Day.
Since Ralphy turned 15, 105 in dog years I guess, I've been congratulating him on making it through each day and making it through the night. It started as a joke but has increased my gratitude levels.
Last night at 2am, I got up, Snowflake got up, Ralphy got up. Ralphy got a burst of energy, chased Snowflake and actually trapped her between the door and wall.
Quick tag with the nose. She was it. Game over.
Snowflake looked stunned the old guy was that quick so early in the morning.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 10:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Clio Weeps at August 14, 2026 10:38 PM (FvFu9)
But it can be hard to get fresh monkey.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
There's no wrong way to eat a rhesus.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at August 14, 2026 10:39 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 10:37 PM (RCjYY)
I'm thinking their prospects won't be flooding in suddenly as the years take their toll.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: you got your monkey parts in my chocolate! at August 14, 2026 10:40 PM (XOG/m)
Continued prayers, please.
I have faith that God has a plan for me but dangit I'm getting real tired of this. I'd like to see some signs on which path I'm supposed to take, please.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)
*********
Will keep praying, Dave. I'm sorry.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 10:40 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Cut 'em up small. Rhesus Pieces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)
But it can be hard to get fresh monkey.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
There's no wrong way to eat a rhesus.
Posted by: mikeski
+++
Senior golf clap.
That's a little louder than the regular golf clap.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 14, 2026 10:42 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2026 10:42 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 10:29 PM (88C+u)
My mother would have slapped my teeth into the future. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:42 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 10:42 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 10:29 PM (88C+u)
In fairness to him, his 2-year-old brother (who is normally a sweetheart) can be quite the beast when they are playing together...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:43 PM (SRRAx)
Guess we start Moron training early....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:09 PM (SRRAx)
OK, fess up. Did you teach him that line?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:44 PM (Ez0ut)
Posted by: Bob at August 14, 2026 10:45 PM (hWhmF)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 10:45 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 10:45 PM (/QHx4)
That's a little louder than the regular golf clap.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
CLAP UP
Posted by: Elder Miklos cain't hardly hear at August 14, 2026 10:46 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:47 PM (SRRAx)
Hold Fast
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:42 PM (S41Gd)
My mother used a wooden spoon. And she was dead-eye with it behind her back at the kitchen counter. I think I still have a dent in the side of my head from that event.
And it didn't matter which kid did what. She hit whomever was closer. I guess she figured it would even out over time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:47 PM (Ez0ut)
I was very opposed to their private school daycare but it's worked out well to meet at 2yrs and some go through 12th grade together. Three classes per grade and very good academics.
Last year the PreK 4yr old girl introduced me to Libby at their Christmas play. Informed me in front of her mother that she bites. I quietly told her not to say this in the future.
When she was 2yrs old I figured she'd survive daycare when she started stealing snacks from slow or picky eaters. Then demanding "pouches" from the teacher. I had pride she was a survivor then and no more worries. Her parents were the only ones who were requested to buy more food for our little piggie thief.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)
For those who missed it.... sadly, I was not selected for the job. The recruiter is supposed to ask 'why not' and get back to me. I am so frustrated today I just can't even. The only other 'lead' I had that was recent, had gone silent - I had assumed it was 'nevermind'-ed. I reached out to that recruiter anyway, and he said the client has gone silent on them. Who the heck knows anymore anything.
Continued prayers, please.
I have faith that God has a plan for me but dangit I'm getting real tired of this. I'd like to see some signs on which path I'm supposed to take, please.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)
I know nothing of either your location or your job skills, but try USAJOBS. Never hurts to see what Uncle Sam needs from time to time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:50 PM (Ez0ut)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:50 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 10:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Bob at August 14, 2026 10:45 PM (hWhmF)
Don't even get me started. Mrs B is a power user. The washer and dryer seems to run almost every day. As we speak the dryer is running, I hear it. I have to make an appointment with the laundry room to get any of my wash done. I have to catch her in the act and say put the clothes down and step away from the washer. I do my own laundry. No way I'm doing hers because her procedures for her clothes rivals docking at the space station.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:54 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 10:50 PM (SRRAx)
There were five of us. I was number four. I was pretty tough, having been through the ringer with my less-than-gentle-and-kind sisters. I also spent a fair bit of time in the principal's office during grade school. DH thinks I turned out okay.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:54 PM (Ez0ut)
And it didn't matter which kid did what. She hit whomever was closer. I guess she figured it would even out over time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:47 PM (Ez0ut)
********
My rule was to punish the one boy not crying. I only popped the youngest on his diapered behind once. He'd left a full teeth imprint in his older brother's bare shoulder. The screams alerted me to the playroom. He was 2yrs and bro 4yrs aka the Chimp Era.
I asked why he bit his brother. Because he was stepping on his quilt's arm. He slept with the quilt and did not drag it around like Linus. Until then I did not know Quiltie was an entity or had arms.
I feel sure his bitten brother was messing with him over and over and he simply snapped.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 10:54 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: tcn in AK
In SC, the state gov is hiring. A lot. Universities for tech. A lot.
Whatever the job, Dave is probably overqualified.
Unless Dave is a Damn CaliYankee commie.
Posted by: Miklos suspects not at August 14, 2026 10:54 PM (XOG/m)
Calling 911 in these AI Days....
Please hold, we are going to check your credit score.
Also checking if you paid your taxes.
Have you donated to your local mosque?
Are you Republican??
Are you against abortion?
So sorry it's taking so long. We hope you don't die or your house doesn't burn down while you hold.
Hope you have insurance. When you call them they will ask the same questions.
Good Luck!
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 10:55 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:54 PM (S41Gd)
I do laundry. When DH does laundry, he gets pink underwear and all my sweaters are the size of postage stamps. It just isn't worth the hassle.
Right now, we are remodeling so we don't have a washer or dryer. I go to the local laundromat, which is old, small, hot, and half the machines don't work. A single wash load is $5. It ain't cheap. But I'm done in two hours, which is okay with me.
And I end up with the same size clothes I went in with.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:57 PM (Ez0ut)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:42 PM (S41Gd)
My mother used a wooden spoon. And she was dead-eye with it behind her back at the kitchen counter. I think I still have a dent in the side of my head from that event.
And it didn't matter which kid did what. She hit whomever was closer. I guess she figured it would even out over time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:47 PM (Ez0ut)
My mother was the only italian woman in the family who didn't use a wooden spoon. My aunts on the other hand were wooden spoon trained assassins. Mom used stainless, wood was for pikers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:58 PM (S41Gd)
The fog is creeping over the Sonoma mountains it will crest over into Moon Valley overnight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 10:58 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:58 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 10:58 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:00 PM (Ez0ut)
It's a rite of childhood, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 10:45 PM (/QHx4)
*******
Yep. My brother and I were the same til he got stronger than me when he was in junior high. Bummer. We fought like savages over the remote control starting in 5th grade (me) and 3rd for him. Sent to our rooms. We then called each other names over the intercom with our parents listening downstairs. I once catapulted him up five stairs and he hit the door with a loud thud. I got in more trouble but it was totally worth it.
The main thing our grands fought over here physically (to our muffled laughter) was a child's mop. I said I will buy two rakes and snow shovels but I will not buy another mop.
I am going to mount that mop whenever all the grands are grown. Like a trophy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 11:01 PM (hzuYO)
Then a “quick wash” which is 22 minutes. Not sure anyone needs a 1:45 of washing which is what the normal cycle is. What the fuck yall doing to make your clothes so dirty?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:01 PM (7xx4i)
So of course I check out the ONT before going to bed. (Priorities.)
Absolutely solid gold stuff tonight. Thank you WeirdDave!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 14, 2026 11:03 PM (O7YUW)
Right now, we are remodeling so we don't have a washer or dryer. I go to the local laundromat, which is old, small, hot, and half the machines don't work. A single wash load is $5. It ain't cheap. But I'm done in two hours, which is okay with me.
And I end up with the same size clothes I went in with.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 10:57 PM (Ez0ut)
Thats why I don't touch mrs B's clothes. because these get washed with "this" cycle, and with "that" soap, and those get washed with "that" cycle, and "that" soap. The "these" get dried for "this" many minutes and then get hung, and "those" can stay in the dryer to the end at "this" drying temperature. No going there, nope. I look at the wash machine as a big parts washer. All my shit goes in at once, except whites.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 11:03 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:01 PM (7xx4i)
Um, working outdoors in the sun, sweating like pigs. And golfing in the sun, sweating like pigs. And stinky towels....
I guess you are much too demure to sweat, eh?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:03 PM (Ez0ut)
And I got several layers of new fiberglass slapped on the three corners of the dune buggy body that are under repair, and with new hardener, the resin set up just fine. Those corners are now effectively done on the outside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:05 PM (1z8ji)
I dunno the clothes comes out nice and clean and smell good.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:05 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:01 PM (7xx4i)
Come on. You have your assistant's assistant do your laundry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 11:05 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 11:06 PM (dgvvF)
Then a “quick wash” which is 22 minutes. Not sure anyone needs a 1:45 of washing which is what the normal cycle is. What the fuck yall doing to make your clothes so dirty?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:01 PM (7xx4i)
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Ahhhh. College. I miss those days.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 11:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:06 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2026 11:07 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Down South, the kids are sent out to cut their own switch
Posted by: Multidisciplinary Miklos at August 14, 2026 11:11 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:03 PM (Ez0ut)
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She doesn't sweat she gets dewy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:11 PM (JvZF+)
I have been served and have eaten squirrel head stew.
Most rednecks are fine people
Not all
Or maybe they was just funnin'
Posted by: Miklos was unwilling to be impolite, and has eaten worse at August 14, 2026 10:37 PM
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Prions? There was talk.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 11:12 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 11:12 PM (ZVgZ4)
I get the impression a lot of companies would rather hire someone less qualified but already local than even interview someone they'd have to wait through relocation even if I'm a perfect match for what they think they want.
I'm going to take something to help me sleep and try to let myself sleep in/go back to bed tomorrow morning. A full eight or even ten will help my mood.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:13 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:14 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Multidisciplinary Miklos at August 14, 2026 11:11 PM (XOG/m)
That'ns to small. Go cut me anothern.
Posted by: Southern mother at August 14, 2026 11:14 PM (dgvvF)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 10:29 PM (88C+u)
I was a biter and I think I turned out ok. My mom said she once bit me back- softly... and I never bit again. I don't think a 3-4 year old who bites is a "violent" child.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 11:15 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: Miklos lived it, did not love it at August 14, 2026 11:16 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:14 PM (JvZF+)
Utterly ridiculous. If hitting equates with child abuse, then one swat is still hitting. Some children do not respond to other forms of punishment.
My parents' generation did not consider discipline to be abuse.
That said, my mom held me down while my dad beat me black and blue once. I think he was angry enough to cause permanent damage and I'm not at all certain why he stopped. I guess since I refused to yell or cry, he finally gave up.
I doubt either one of them ever regretted doing that. I guess that certainly counts as abuse.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:20 PM (Ez0ut)
Made all the trouble worthwhile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:21 PM (1z8ji)
TLDR bben there done that
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 11:21 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Miklos knows it was from love (though not at the time) at August 14, 2026 11:22 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 11:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Multidisciplinary Miklos at August 14, 2026 11:11 PM (XOG/m)
That'ns to small. Go cut me anothern.
Posted by: Southern mother at August 14, 2026 11:14 PM (dgvvF
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Yes. I did this one time when our father caught us up in a neighbor's tree. He'd told us she complained and to stop. I remember him in his car below us telling us to go home. Went home that summer day and got a switch.
He left a welt on my calf and his own mother told him she wanted to switch him when she saw it. He never did that again.
The problem with me and spankings was that I'd laugh when I saw him sitting on the closed toilet as the bathroom was the spanking room. I had to fake cry while my brother wailed enough for both of us. Daddy knew and would ask me if I'd had enough (he'd crack his belt near but not hit us). Yais.
Spankings were thankfully rare as I remember them. Once because (age 5) I lied that I'd eaten all my fried oysters that I hated. They watched me stuff my mouth and go spit in the toilet. Then asked if I was ready for dessert and I was. I got spanked due to lying and never had to eat oysters again. Worth it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 11:24 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 14, 2026 11:25 PM (GWpKn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Come to me, fiery little mouse.
No one will bother you here
We shall be alone, together
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at August 14, 2026 11:25 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:21 PM (1z8ji)
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Meant to tell you I loved how you tried to kill the mouse the other day and set things on fire. Sounded fun!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 11:25 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2026 11:28 PM (diia5)
I am certain the MD will never prescribe me extra bacon to bring it up to normal. Even if I tell him I have access to Bacon, USP.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)
The Dog Days (damned Sirius) were really showing out here today. Dew Point hit 81F again. But we got a nice rain. I'm not just 0.23" behind normal for the calendar year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2026 11:30 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Yet Undiagnosed Miklos at August 14, 2026 11:30 PM (XOG/m)
At most 25 % of European homes have clothes dryers
So THERE, Gaia h8r Americans
Posted by: Miklos
Wait, so they line-dried their clothes? Water vapor is a far stronger greenhouse gas than CO2; it absorbs far more infrared frequencies, and does so better because it's a polar molecule. Line-drying clothes is horrible for the environment!
Posted by: mikeski can't find his sarcasm tags at August 14, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 11:25 PM (hzuYO)
No sign of the mouse today. The bait bars have not been touched. Mouse is probably slowly mummifying is some dark recess of the toolbox behind the drawers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:31 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 11:32 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2026 11:30 PM (CHHv1)
You could try Pete Hegseth. I hear his family has cats.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2026 11:32 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)
I made plum kuchen today. My wife says it is "like what you get from the store's bakery" which I will take as a win, in spite of the store being an IGA.
It needs some work. It is tasty though.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 11:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:33 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:34 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 11:34 PM (DZ9Lv)
My friends' cat Snowflake is already in my bedroom on her chair. I'm going to carry Ralphy up, get a good night's sleep and get back to this tomorrow.
Yay! Ralphy lived another week!!
He can still jump in and out of the house. It's just internal flights of stairs. And he wants to be with me ALL the time.
Good night everyone. Have a happy weekend.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 11:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 11:36 PM (rbvCR)
My parents' generation did not consider discipline to be abuse.
That said, my mom held me down while my dad beat me black and blue once. I think he was angry enough to cause permanent damage and I'm not at all certain why he stopped. I guess since I refused to yell or cry, he finally gave up.
I doubt either one of them ever regretted doing that. I guess that certainly counts as abuse.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:20 PM (Ez0ut)
My parents had no fucks to give when it came to whacking us, BUT, because of that they didn't need to do it often because we knew they meant business. My mother's approach was pretty direct. I can still hear her "we're going into that woman's house, and if you touch anything I'll break your fucking fingers". Her other biggie was threatening to drop us off in the ghetto, and with my grandparents all being from east orange, which was pretty close to Newark, we knew exactly what that meant. The upside was any time we were out people would compliment my mother on her "well behaved children".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 11:36 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: mikeski can't find his sarcasm tags
In apartments, it means an indoor drying rack, and socks on the back of the sofa.
Minimal "oh, sorry" because everybody has the same.
Posted by: Miklos, mere MURICAN Magyar at August 14, 2026 11:37 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: mikeski can't find his sarcasm tags at August 14, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)
Yes, the dreaded dihydrogen monoxide is the greenhouse gas. Do you know that people allow dihydrogen monoxide to lie about the countryside in great pools that people die in every year? Please sign my petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide now!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 11:37 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 11:34 PM (DZ9Lv)
That sounds like the correct type of discipline.
I, unfortunately, inconvenienced my parents after they ignored me all morning. I asked permission, but they never acknowledged me. So I did it anyway, and they ended up beating hell out of me.
Not the same thing, at all.
I learned to never be noticed for anything after that. I became the invisible kid. It wasn't particularly healthy, but it kept them from beating me, so I guess it worked. I also assumed that what they did was a perfectly normal response to my bad behavior. It wasn't.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:39 PM (Ez0ut)
It's oppressive. Reminds me of Fort Collins in 2020ish, and 2012.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 14, 2026 11:39 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:39 PM (kU0PQ)
People were literally drowning in the DHMO in France during this big heat wave! Dying from inhalation of it, due to the heat it causes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 11:36 PM (S41Gd)
Oh, yeah, we knew how to toe the line in public. Would never risk getting noticed for anything other than being quiet and minding our manners.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:40 PM (Ez0ut)
People were literally drowning in the DHMO in France during this big heat wave! Dying from inhalation of it, due to the heat it causes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)
I guess we should switch to using dehydrated water. For the planet.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 11:41 PM (Ez0ut)
I am certain the MD will never prescribe me extra bacon to bring it up to normal. Even if I tell him I have access to Bacon, USP.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)
I lowered my sugar by eating bacon and eggs almost every morning. My sugar is in the low 90's most of the day. My HDL is low too, low 30's. I'm curious where it will be by the next blood test. My LDL was 71, but I'm on a low dose statin, so if I'm going to have to take that shit it isn't getting a free ride, I'll make it work for it's money. I'll do my few slices of bacon and the cardiologist can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 11:42 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: GWB
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Always wanted one of those old timey one's that looked like a sawed off shotgun.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 11:42 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Kindltot
Fair is fair
Posted by: M íősiye at August 14, 2026 11:43 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bob at August 14, 2026 10:45 PM (hWhmF)
Sort it by weight and color. Put the lightest fabric in first, so it goes in the dryer first, and dries by the time the next load is ready to go to the dryer. Heavy fabric goes last because it takes the longest to dry.
Never dry the red or indigo clothes with the whites unless you intend everthing to eventually turn pinkish grey.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Amen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 11:44 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Whoa. That shit sounds almost as bad as oxidane.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 11:45 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Kindltot
I thought it was supposed to be Tour-Key-Yay now. In Sveedish Chef accent, bork bork bork.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 11:45 PM (VHUov)
There will be a close conjunction of Jupiter and Mercury early this morning right before sunrise. It will be hard to see, but if you've got a flat horizon to the east and the weather cooperates you might catch it. They sky will be pretty bright, but Jupiter will probably be visible. Mercury will be close by, about 1 Moon's width apart.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 11:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 11:46 PM (DZ9Lv)
I used to live at lake Velence in Hungary, a large but shallow lake. Now largely dried out (as has happened in the past few hundred years).
Gotta figure the fishing is pretty good
Posted by: Hungary and Romania also shut their Nuke plants because Experts at August 14, 2026 11:48 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 11:48 PM (ZVgZ4)
You can line dry the clothes if the weather is dry enough, and save more money.
Five bucks a load is too much, wash them and drag them down to tumble dry.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: mikeski can't find his sarcasm tags at August 14, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)
Yes, the dreaded dihydrogen monoxide is the greenhouse gas. Do you know that people allow dihydrogen monoxide to lie about the countryside in great pools that people die in every year? Please sign my petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide now!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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It's the sub-surface volcanic activity in the Pacific (ring of fire) that's heating the ocean and causing the atmospheric water vapor which in turn is raising the overall temperature.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 11:49 PM (xHEjv)
Seriously, there was a big surge in drowning deaths in France because of the heat wave. Lots of people jumping in various rivers, lakes, etc, and some of them weren't the best swimmers in the world.
Lack of A/C is the actual root cause.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
After weeks of voting and regional food rivalries, Hellmann’s has crowned America’s favorite sandwich.
Ten thousand sandwich fans were polled: In the end, Pennsylvania’s Philly cheesesteak emerged on top.
Kansas’s Burnt End sandwich was a close second.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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Another reason it's good to live at the hilltop.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 11:52 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Kansas’s Burnt End sandwich was a close second.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
A sample size of ten thousand? I'm sure it was within the margin of error.
Posted by: mikeski spends too much time here at August 14, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
...
In the country, washing machine and kitchen sink exit water watered the trees out back of the house. Ran 2" pvc, just fine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 11:54 PM (xHEjv)
176 It may be spelled Türkiye now, but we still pronounce it like the bird.
Posted by: Kindltot
I thought it was supposed to be Tour-Key-Yay now. In Sveedish Chef accent, bork bork bork.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 11:45 PM
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I agree, Cenk Uygur is a fat loudmouth retard.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 11:55 PM (VWtfl)
He said something along the lines of "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you".
And I said fine, give me the belt then
Posted by: Miklos probably deserved it at August 14, 2026 11:55 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mikeski spends too much time
It was 10,000 sandwiches but only one guy
Posted by: Chris Christie at August 14, 2026 11:57 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: All at August 14, 2026 11:57 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Washeterias used to charge for time, now they charge by the pound, pftt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 11:58 PM (xHEjv)
https://tableandspoon.com/
does-mayo-belong-on-a-cheesesteak/
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 11:59 PM (ZVgZ4)
176 It may be spelled Türkiye now, but we still pronounce it like the bird.
Posted by: Kindltot
I thought it was supposed to be Tour-Key-Yay now. In Sveedish Chef accent, bork bork bork.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 11:45 PM
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I agree, Cenk Uygur is a fat loudmouth retard.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Any way you pronounce it just say KMA afterwards.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:00 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
*checks notes from Lavoisier that may have helped*
Posted by: LeMikleuse at August 15, 2026 12:00 AM (XOG/m)
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Ranch dressing is mandatory, isn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2026 12:00 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 12:01 AM (/QHx4)
For some reason my cardiologist is not interested in ordering one in spite of him having fitted me with a stent already. I may order one myself.
There are some interesting new studies on what causes and may help artery plaque. One thing to look up is Nattokinase supplements.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:01 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent
Big Washeteria had Uncle Palp "sanitized"
Posted by: Miklos with Washing Soda and Borax, according to the Master at August 15, 2026 12:02 AM (XOG/m)
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Were it made with Duke's, it might be worthwhile.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2026 12:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 12:03 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Natty Bumppo at August 15, 2026 12:04 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:05 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 11:45 PM (DZ9Lv)
Oregon flooded the same year, and it wiped out a number of major cities on the Willamette, like Old Town Independence and Champoeg. Part of that was because of the extremely deep snows in the Cascades, followed by a heavy Chinook that dropped heavy rains and melted the snowpack. One more disaster we don't need here.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:05 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: But like batman would ever listen to loyal retainer Miklos at August 15, 2026 12:06 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Braenyard
Amazon does telemedicine AND next day delivery
Posted by: Miklos may be compensated for this comment at August 15, 2026 12:07 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2026 12:07 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 11:45 PM (VHUov)
This is an American accent I have, not a Turkish one. I don't speak a language with infixes either.
Also, I think we should just declare it "Byzantium" again, and screw that whole Turkiyiyiyi nonsense.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:08 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Miklos remembers the rotating sign in New Orleans at August 15, 2026 12:09 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2026 12:09 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
......
They are probably out shooting looters.
Posted by: wth at August 15, 2026 12:10 AM (oq9dX)
See abyssal heating. The ECDO guys (which I do not subscribe to, but they're on to something) say this is way to much heat build up down there to possibly come from the surface heating processes, and it has to be coming from inside the Erf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Natty Bumppo at August 15, 2026 12:04 AM (XOG/m)
Nope. Fermented soybeans
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:11 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 15, 2026 12:13 AM (067On)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
.......
Polio Ponds
Posted by: wth at August 15, 2026 12:14 AM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Kindltot
Maybe
I just don't get to use weird names from James Fenimore Cooper much
Posted by: Miklos has the eccentric hobby of introducing Mohicans at random and inappropriate moments at August 15, 2026 12:16 AM (XOG/m)
"it has to be coming from inside the Erf."
Blue Oyster Cult has a song about that.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 15, 2026 12:18 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Miklos has the eccentric hobby of introducing Mohicans at random and inappropriate moments at August 15, 2026 12:16 AM (XOG/m)
If you think that is hard, try finding a use for names from Karl May!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:20 AM (rbvCR)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Hein_(scientist)
, but only tonight discovered the Superegg:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superegg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2026 12:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot
But KEEEV!
Posted by: CNN, reporting from Kudder at August 15, 2026 12:20 AM (XOG/m)
12h
In 1912 the @nytimes correctly blamed the sinking of the Titanic on the heatwaves of 1910 and 1911, which caused a large amount of icebergs to drift into the North Atlantic.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:21 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:22 AM (rbvCR)
Hey, I see your new video is up.
I'm reminded of the end of the Evil Dead TV series for some reason.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 15, 2026 12:22 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Kindltot
I liked the stories here about He-Who-Has-Sun-In-His-Hair
Would like more
Posted by: Miklos, reporting from right damn here, not Bu-da-Peshhht at August 15, 2026 12:23 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2026 12:24 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Kindltot
But KEEEV!
_-_
When your endonyms become exonyms the synonyms become antonyms...wait, what?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 15, 2026 12:24 AM (4RTqI)
Fascinating. Squircles. Squigonometry. That is something I was not all familiar with.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)
Would like more
Posted by: Miklos, reporting from right damn here, not Bu-da-Peshhht at August 15, 2026 12:23 AM (XOG/m)
The one puzzler was the one book Karl May wrote that had neither Arabs, Kurds or Indians in it. Das Kapital was a completely off-brand book
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2026 12:25 AM (rbvCR)
Amazon does telemedicine AND next day delivery
Posted by: Miklos may be compensated for this comment
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Do they send a mirror along with the scalpel and sutures?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:26 AM (xHEjv)
Did you see that Boob Eclipse pic I posted the other day? I thought you'd get a kick out of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 12:27 AM (w6EFb)
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I got a CAC scan a couple years ago, because I have hbp and a weird stress test. But I got a perfect score, no plaque, that plus a "boring" echocardiogram, so the cardiologist told me to begone, and never darken his door again.
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 15, 2026 12:28 AM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2026 12:29 AM (ibDUx)
Dammit, Mike. I was compelled to start looking up geodesics on supereggs. Very, very complex stuff. Regions of the superegg go to zero Gaussian curvature.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 12:29 AM (w6EFb)
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When your endonyms become exonyms the synonyms become antonyms...wait, what?
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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https://tinyurl.com/4zhsypjz
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:30 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: publius
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Yeah. I read about half way into the Wikie about Squigonometry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squigonometry
and threw in the towel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2026 12:30 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 12:31 AM (/QHx4)
As for the canned squirrel, I've had plenty of freshly harvested and cooked limb rat but I think I'll pass on the Chicken of the Tree.
Posted by: PabloD at August 15, 2026 12:31 AM (Hn9/J)
The geodesics on plain ol' ellipsoids (exponent = 2 in that superellipse formalism) are complicated enough.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 12:32 AM (w6EFb)
If you're interested, it's here. Warning: 10 minutes long.
https://tinyurl.com/4kmztraf
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2026 12:32 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2026 12:33 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2026 12:37 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Been drinkin' all by myself here.
Slow crowd for a Friday
Put something on the jukebox and this round is on the House.
I can also reheat this Deluxe Pizza Extra that has been here for about three hours untouched
Posted by: Miklos, guessing peopla forgot about what was agreed last Friday re:pizza at August 15, 2026 12:37 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2026 12:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 15, 2026 12:40 AM (DZ9Lv)
Wouldn't recommend it for home defense unless you are really, really good with Spackle.
Posted by: JB1000 at August 15, 2026 12:40 AM (VSPNB)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at August 15, 2026 12:41 AM (zdQuL)
Posted by: Miklos think, especially if the Younger Dryas shows up as a surprise at August 15, 2026 12:42 AM (XOG/m)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squigonometry
and threw in the towel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I read that as Lenny and Squiggy and gave up too
Posted by: Miklos had a TV once, well, my parents did at August 15, 2026 12:44 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos is thinking at August 15, 2026 12:47 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 12:47 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/4kmztraf
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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To be concluded. ....... - > Whaaat?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:50 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 12:54 AM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)
On a not so positive note-
I bet that when Jason Arday's method of self-offing is disclosed it will be a drug overdose.
The many other ways would require too much work, dedication, and decisiveness.
Posted by: Miklos would place a cash money bet at August 15, 2026 12:59 AM (XOG/m)
Now, do something with "time-like Killing field foliation with hypersurface orthogonality".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 01:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
One Natty Daddy, ice cold
The old 800 watt microwave takes a couple minutes
Posted by: Miklos tends to duties at August 15, 2026 01:03 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 15, 2026 01:04 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Cover art
Posted by: Miklos needs a Cretive Vacation in a Legal Pot State at August 15, 2026 01:04 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
But it has a beat, and you can dance to it
https://tinyurl.com/4mv369km
Posted by: Miklos Biafra at August 15, 2026 01:08 AM (XOG/m)
Jalapeno poppers were great & lil bro cooked steaks for us. Mmmm. So full.
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm)
Hi four seasons. I've been thinking about your neighbor, what a jerk. I get torn between wanting to prank or becoming afraid of doing anything should all of my suspicions about a certain neighbor being psychotic turn out to be true. I won't poke the bear.
BC, I bookmarked your video, but if I commit to those ten minutes right now I may never return tonight.
Mike Hammer and publius, I followed the link on the Superegg, I thought it was the latest women's weapon against toxic men. If you fertilize the superegg you will unleash hell upon earth. Anyway, I started reading at the link and quickly realized that the subject matter was way above my pay grade. I'm retired.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2026 01:11 AM (ibDUx)
It would be cool to see the Geodesics open for the Ellipsoids
Posted by: Miklos
Saw them both at the Roundhouse in 2000. Big festival. A Perfect Circle, Marble, Bubblemath..... it was a really well-rounded lineup.
https://youtu.be/kBUd9xs8JaM
https://youtu.be/HpwtLb2d8Kc
https://youtu.be/cDSsfK2Is7w
Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2026 01:16 AM (VHUov)
Reminds me of the Brautigan poem:
“All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace”
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 15, 2026 01:16 AM (ZVgZ4)
However. There is more to come. At some point....
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2026 01:19 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2026 01:21 AM (Ia/+0)
The neighbor is a PITA. We don't answer the doorbell now, lol.
Some people are assholes.
I hope you had a great day.
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:21 AM (/QHx4)
See Wilhelm Killing. One of the greats.
A Killing horizon is also named after him. A black hole's event horizon is a Killing horizon, but not all Killing horizons are global event horizons.
So, you can have a Killing field all the way to the Killing horizon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 01:21 AM (w6EFb)
Listened to the whole album once, then put it away. Still have it. Somewhere.
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:22 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 15, 2026 01:22 AM (xHEjv)
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I remember a girlfriend complaining about how much she spent on panty hose, guys don't understand because they get runs and don't last, money....
So I bought an armload of those packaged in big plastic eggs and presented them.
It had not occurred that she might consider this as a kind of Fertility Rite
Posted by: Misspent Miklosian Youth at August 15, 2026 01:25 AM (XOG/m)
I read a murder mystery this week.
Husband killed wife, he and the dogs ate her.
My question, mayo or ranch dressing, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:28 AM (/QHx4)
Yeah, it was good. Lil bro did well with "petit sirloin" as neither of us could afford ribeye.
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2026 01:29 AM (ibDUx)
Husband killed wife, he and the dogs ate her.
My question, mayo or ranch dressing, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
Hope you are not "researching" a book like that of your own
Posted by: Miklos thinks that could spice up the Book Thread at August 15, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:31 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Apparently so
Just never understood why pantyhose were sold in plastic eggs
Posted by: Miklos guesses it was Girl Thing at August 15, 2026 01:33 AM (XOG/m)
The daughter hated her mother. She was a doctor and she got the skeleton which she displayed in her office, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:33 AM (/QHx4)
A perfect sphere has three Killing vectors (directions). An oblate spheroid has only one. To a first approximation, the Erf is a sphere, to a second, better, on it's an oblate spheroid.
At any rate, East-West is the Killing direction on the globe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2026 01:36 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2026 01:36 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I myself have been suspicious of girls who eat like rabbits.
For myself-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SHabltUXkU
Posted by: Miklos thiks having certain things in common helps at August 15, 2026 01:41 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:42 AM (/QHx4)
Whaaa? Filet mignon...well done?!? No wonder he never ordered steak again!
But you have that sweet, funny memory!
I could probably finish a 20oz ribeye plus baked tater... but that's just about my limit, if I'm *really* hungry. LOL
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
Geodesics on a sphere are just great circles. If you "walk straight" on a sphere, you come back to where you started, circumnavigating the globe.
However, on a oblate spheroid, that is not the case except for some special cases, such as meridians and east-west exactly on the equator.
For any other direction, if you "go straight", that curve doesn't close. If you were compelled to walk a straight line on the earth in general, you would never get back to where you started. You'd get infinitely close eventually, but never there exactly. And you'd cover just about every point on the surface between two lines of north and south latitude depending on the initial direction.
You'd roam the earth forever, just walking a straight line.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
Jim Clyburn named his daughter after Filet Mignon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
Many many years ago hubby and I were at an upscale steak restaurant.
The couple at the next table were obviously on a first date. The guy ordered chateaubriand. The waiter brought it out and dropped it on the floor. We felt so bad for the couple.
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:49 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons
It is known that some of the skinniest guys who say "not hungry, but yeah, I could eat" will out-chow Big Bubba
Posted by: Miklos has seen this at August 15, 2026 01:50 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2026 01:53 AM (ibDUx)
One of my favorite eating joints around here is named Bubba Annie's.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 15, 2026 01:53 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 01:53 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Case at August 15, 2026 01:54 AM (UKrJG)
Pretty sure that's how they both were "won over".
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Sakkaliner Political Trivia Award AWARDED
More importantly, even with a name like Mignon she got high paying gummint funded jobs (FCC Commissioner and resulting sweet lobby money).
Only a few million dollars worth though
Posted by: Miklos notes that Mignon is also a kind of pastry at August 15, 2026 01:55 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I thank you for introducing me to the Eggs Up.
I though it was one local place, but turns out there's more, and they opened one only about 25 minutes away.
I sometimes go and consider it as a "self-care personal time Me Day"
Posted by: Miklos, in touch with his ravenous side at August 15, 2026 02:00 AM (XOG/m)
Sure, I wore dresses when occasions demanded, but never felt comfortable in them. Skirt/blouse combos were slightly better, but I've always preferred jeans & tees.
I wobble in high heels. 2 inch heel is my max! Wedges are clunky but doable.
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons
Of course ya agrees
Miz Debby is Friend, Ok?
Like Moose and Vito gotta explain out back?
Posted by: Miklos Soprano at August 15, 2026 02:05 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2026 02:08 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JQ
I have Questions-
How do girls walk in high heels?
Don't those pointy shoes pinch your toes?
The truth is, cute girls look good in whatever, and sometimes any girl looks nicer just wearing what she likes.
Cowboy boots or 3 inch heels, what works works
Posted by: Miklos used to pay attention more at August 15, 2026 02:10 AM (XOG/m)
take a tire, fill it with fresh sand, cat's will come from miles around to take a shit in it
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 15, 2026 02:10 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Miklos blames it on ennui and anomie at August 15, 2026 02:13 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 02:14 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 02:15 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Miklos is no terpsichorean at August 15, 2026 02:17 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 02:17 AM (/QHx4)
How do girls walk in high heels?
----I don't know. If there's a proper way, I was never taught it.
Don't those pointy shoes pinch your toes?
----Yes! But I have wide feet. Maybe others don't have that problem. (Also, the higher heels force toes tightly into the shoe, which can cause painful ingrown toenails. Sheer joy, lemme tell ya!
)Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 02:20 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 02:22 AM (/QHx4)
----I don't know. If there's a proper way, I was never taught it.
One girl told me the trick is not to bend your knees while wearing heels. Like goose-stepping East Germans?
Now that I remember that, I have a reason to observe Melania walking more carefully.
Posted by: Miklos does things for Research Purposes only at August 15, 2026 02:23 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: four seasons
Assertion of facts unproven and unknowable
Posted by: Associate Justice Ketanji Jackson-Browne at August 15, 2026 02:24 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos does things for Research Purposes only
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It's baffling to me, how she can even *stand* on those stilts! I will join you in research, because I'd really like to know how she does it.
Posted by: JQ at August 15, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)
Melania is amazing. I always hope she does not trip or fall wearing the heels. The ahole media would never stop critizing her.
Posted by: four seasons at August 15, 2026 02:26 AM (/QHx4)
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Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 07:43 PM (g47mK)
[opening theme from Halo here]
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Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 07:45 PM (Jr5Lq)
That top photo is the current eruption on Mauna Loa, correct?
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Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)
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Uh, oh...Certain Morons around here are going to be very unhappy with this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:47 PM (FZ29D)
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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2026 07:49 PM (nHXB4)
Jews?
Posted by: 88C+u is just askin queschinz at August 14, 2026 07:54 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 07:53 PM (enNUy)
At least it's not the Sloth Parade.
Those take forever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:55 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:55 PM (skcH5)
"I'm not touching you!"
"I'm not touching you!"
"I'm not touching you, either!"
Posted by: crown-shy trees at August 14, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:57 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 07:57 PM (Jr5Lq)
Tomorrow is the Solemnity of the Assumption, a Holy Day of Obligation. But because it's on a Saturday, the obligation is transferred to Sunday. But I figured I may as well just go anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)
Probably a safe assumption.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:58 PM (Ot/FD)
"I'm not touching you!"
"I'm not touching you!"
"I'm not touching you, either!"
Posted by: crown-shy trees at August 14, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)
__________
"Don't make me stop this migration!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 07:58 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 07:59 PM (UKrJG)
Wolves pack hunters. It makes sense that stealth and not barking like an idiot would be a good idea.
Dog, protector. I always said, when Ajax heard something outside he'd bark and I'd hear 'Boss, Boss, BOSS- THERES SOMEONE OUT THERE!' Then he'd look at me and I'd shake my head and he'd dismiss it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 07:52
I have to work in the morning, too. Front desk, though, I am not teaching.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 07:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 08:00 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2026 07:49 PM (nHXB4)
Jews?
Posted by: 88C+u is just askin queschinz at August 14, 2026 07:54 PM (88C+u)
Please tell me it was Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 08:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 07:59 PM (UKrJG)
It's named after a cool spider
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 08:00 PM (88C+u)
A lot of the eclipse pictures are being published now, and "eclipse at sunset" search will show some of these, such as this, from Prague:
https://t.ly/d0NQw
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)
Shapiro stopped to do an ad read on some cookies or something. One of them asked Ben 'Are they kosher?' And Ben said 'They are NOT kosher.' Klavan (who converted), who was downing one said 'Mmmm, I'm so glad I love Jesus.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)
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Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:03 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 07:53 PM (enNUy)
At least it's not the Sloth Parade.
Those take forever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:55 PM (Ot/FD)
Charlotte needs to start a Running of the Bulls, right behind that Pride parade. Could they get enough Buffalo bulls by tomorrow? Feral boars?
It would certainly keep the parade moving.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 14, 2026 08:04 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)
Here's another beautiful eclipse shot from photographer Liron Gertsman. This is over a church somewhere in Spain:
https://t.ly/GkYE4
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)
After that we had some of her coleslaw and backed beans to go with my garlic pork loin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)
*watches pitch sail lazily toward the plate*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)
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Uh, oh...Certain Morons around here are going to be very unhappy with this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:47 PM
Oh, you have no idea, Señor! We were hoping for penguin-free week to catch up on our work. Not to mention we are significantly over-budget on Febreeze and antiseptics!
Penguin mierda es muy malo!
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Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:52 PM
I wouldn't call the head of the AoSHQ Yak Appreciation Society riff-raff.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Eromero
Sophisticated Chowderheads prefer Manhattan-style 2-1!
Posted by: Better Red Than Dead at August 14, 2026 08:12 PM (JM9I6)
In before the riff-raff!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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What about the peasants? How do they fit into this scheme of yours?
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Posted by: Boss Moss
They cut off the last 5 seconds of the video where the rhino flipped the camera truck.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 08:15 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)
I just heard this afternoon on the Rich Zeoli podcast that AOC is back on the daring market, boy-os!
Riley Roberts riley did not measure up!
P.S., her face looks heavier than/ puffier in recent photos. Her date with the abuela look is fast approaching!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:17 PM (ixS3i)
Jeez. Dating market
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:17 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:17 PM
That could be a result of ovulation-inducing drugs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
You were right the first time.
"I dare you to date her."
" No way, man. I have standards. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Unibrow Johnson
Anyone ever offer you a Hïghenbräu?
Didn't think so.
Q.E.D.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 08:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:20 PM (ixS3i)
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Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 08:21 PM (VyBeY)
12 I would think that the dead CEO's family has money. Money that can pay people in the joint to do things.
Things that will make that Mangina fella leave the prison in a body bag.
Posted by: What Ya Gonna Do? at August 14, 2026 05:27 PM (/2Ls3)
Brian Thompson was an Iowa native and humble University of Iowa grad, living in Minnesota near UnitedHealth's Minnetonka HQ. As far as I can tell, he was just a regular, stand-up, salt-of-the-Earth guy -- the kind who was already busy enough with work and family, and helped charities anyway.
When he was killed, I wanted to find out more about him, trying to make sense of it. (There was none.) I remember reading how he had been involved in Second Harvest, or whatever their local gleaning thing was called. Solid choice, when I volunteer it's with either a local hospital or a food bank, and he was already working with the former professionally. Everyone needs to eat. What a guy!
All that to say, a guy like that is going to build the kind of peaceful, sheltered family that would never in a million years take the kind of vengeance he deserves. More's the pity.
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 08:22 PM (L3Npt)
Those take forever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:55 PM
Just wait til Snail Pride! Bonus: we leave biological slime everywhere along the aprade route, but then again, so do teh gheys.
Posted by: Rainbow Snails at August 14, 2026 08:22 PM (YSQQv)
"I dare you to date her."
" No way, man. I have standards. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog
"They may be low, but I do have them."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:22 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 08:23 PM (UKrJG)
There is a small town around here that celebrates the Potato every year. It's a big thing, marching bands, picnic, banners. Draws quite a few people.
Posted by: Case
It is said that it is an event suited for all eyes.
Fo they crown a Potato Queen and King Spud?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:26 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 14, 2026 08:26 PM (YSQQv)
Well, time to unpack and put away things. Later...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2026 08:27 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 08:22 PM (L3Npt)
The thing is, commies are retarded, vicious and stupid. Luigi probably just saw 'Healthcare ceo' who did not travel with security and thought he'd be an easy mark. This was not Terminal List. He did not have a personal beef with the guy- just his class. He'll, the fact that he was a decent, family man may have been why he marked him out.
And the commies rolled out to support him because they think the same way.
As with Islam, this is fairly simple arithmetic. You know what they want to do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:28 PM (77rzZ)
Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"?
In koine Greek, the Apostle Paul used the Greek slang term for "effeminate" (catcher) 'malakos' which, like many words depends on the context, and when used outside of faggotry means 'soft". As arsenekoites is reserved for homosexual male and immediately follows 'malakos' in 1 Corinthians 6:9 as catcher/pitcher.
Saint Jerome translated it as "neque molles neque mascolorum concubitores"
So he kept "soft".
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 08:30 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Moral: Don't do that.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 08:30 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 08:30 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Everything is Australia wants to kill you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 08:30 PM (wOO3z)
Where is that masked superhero Vengeance?
A zeroed sniper rifle would be right handy to introduce some people to civilized standards enforcement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:30 PM (u82oZ)
What, exactly, are they proud of again?
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 08:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2026 08:31 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:20 PM
Let my cannons lift your spirits!
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)
Posted by: Nancy "Perky Emeritus" Pelosi (D-CA) at August 14, 2026 08:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Southern Penguin Law Center at August 14, 2026 08:33 PM (YcOeP)
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)
This is not a problem in Man Country.
- Barrack Obama
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 14, 2026 08:34 PM (akXzg)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:35 PM (skcH5)
Drugs to forget how stupid he was?
Rubbed out by University of Cambridge Security Section for embarrassing the University?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:37 PM (w6EFb)
Arday offs himself. Shame makes a comeback.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:35 PM (skcH5)
__________
Still, it's sad. He could have just spent the rest of his life as a layabout. It's England, after all. No shame to it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 14, 2026 08:26 PM (YSQQv)
----
It's Australia.
EVERYTHING is trying to kill you.
Including the slugs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:39 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:47 PM
Any Moron with a functioning olfactory sensor system will be very unhappy.
Speaking of which, they're finding that a decrease or cessation of the sense of smell can be a significant indicator of dementia onset, possibly leading it by as much as 5 to 10 years.
Posted by: Nancy at August 14, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2026 08:40 PM (kpS4V)
I know about the solar cycles, and monitor the NOAA data monthly. It appears that total energy over several cycles has been lower. The peaks are not as high.
Is there a long-term slow decline in total output of the sun?
And please giver Her Grace a kiss on the hand from me. The rest is up to you two lovebirds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:40 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 08:41 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 08:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
copycat suicide > copycat murder
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:42 PM (uKe7i)
I will never be in a state of Grace.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:40 PM (skcH5)
__________
There's a zillion roads.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 08:42 PM (O0L8i)
"Make sure the victim is dead."
*Bang, bang, bang. *
* Wheel gun opened, new rounds put in. *
Friend : "OK, he is most sincerely dead. Now what?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: check the english channel if it parts when he does it at August 14, 2026 08:43 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Ving Raymes Gotsta Get Paid at August 14, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)
I wonder if there was more dirt about Arday that was going to come out.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 08:45 PM (/QHx4)
Why don't you come into the water? It'll be fun! I 'll just rape you a little bit, I promise.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 14, 2026 08:45 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 08:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TxAnn at August 14, 2026 08:47 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:47 PM (uKe7i)
But a lot of his students were understandably miffed that they worked so hard to get into Cambridge and they ended up being tutored by a 'tard. You want to get to Cambridge so you can work with people like Isaac Newton.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 08:48 PM (88C+u)
It's pretty much unpredictable long term, although there are some interesting short and long term periodic terms there.
Now, over the very long term, the sun's luminosity increases at at 10% per billion years. That will boil the Erf well before it reaches the red giant phase.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:48 PM (w6EFb)
Juglone.
A two ring compound. One ring is aromatic and a phenol, the other is also six-membered, with two ketones in the para position and a double bond between them. It is sometimes also used as a brown dye.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 08:49 PM (UfDpa)
WOW! CNN is stunned that Michigan voters HATE Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed, Trump-endorsed Mike Rogers is LEADING
"He's the first [Michigan] Democrat down this much this CENTURY."
"He is a weak candidate...look how far underwater he is! -13 points!"
"This is EXTREMELY unusual! I couldn't find an example where the Republican leads among Independents!"
"This is all about Abdul El Sayed being a weak candidate."
It's not over until it's over! Surge to the polls and ELECT MIKE ROGERS.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 08:50 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:51 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: publius
So we've got a billion years or so to put up some really big Venetian blinds?
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 08:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 08:51 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:53 PM (skcH5)
More of a worry is NC. Cooper (D) is running on LAWN ORDER. This is allowing him to disassociate himself from the DSA #wokeys.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 08:53 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Ben Had
He made a fig bars.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 08:54 PM (vnlVL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 08:54 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: publius
It's an inconvenient truth.
Posted by: Al Gore at August 14, 2026 08:54 PM (YcOeP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: Common Tater
Always thought that smell was similar to "Juicy Fruit" gum.
And yes, there are few plants that thrive beneath the walnut tree. Unfortunately, most are considered weeds. LOL.
Brown dye... no kidding! Messy, stains just about anything.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)
It is scary to think how the lowered education standards are going to have an affect in medicine, engineering and other things.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (/QHx4)
Here's a graph of solar luminosity since about 1600 (where they get that from way back, I don't know):
https://t.ly/OCyoN
Note that little flat-line from about 1650 to 1700+. That's the famous Maunder Minimum.
Incidentally, there was a little rotation speed up of the Erf that preceded that. It's considered "fringe" to consider any link between the two, but some "wackos" think there is some link, some magnetic coupling between the earth's geodynamo and the sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (w6EFb)
Another billion is about the limit for complex life. Mammals may have shorter than that. After a billion, some simple life may persist for a while, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)
I picked up walnuts for Mom at 10 cents a can, and I went to school in the Fall with brown fingers.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: four seasons
You're seeing the beginnings now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 08:59 PM (vnlVL)
No means no.
Posted by: Treebeard at August 14, 2026 08:59 PM (Q+gd/)
I’ve a question for your chemistry knowledge. A woodcrafter was demonstrating that a flint & steel can get even a wet char cloth to take a spark, and get a fire going. Before matches, this was a common way to get a fire going for a long, long time. But I would have thought char cloth (burnt cotton material, charred in a tin in the absence of air) would need to be bone dry. Apparently, this is due to the fact that Carbon cannot absorb water.
Does this sound right? Pretty cool in any case.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:59 PM (uKe7i)
Posted by: four seasons
youtu.be/YC8vxXC0UMc
Tryin' to make this my personal anthem for *the current timeline*
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 09:00 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (w6EFb)
There almost would have to be, since the sun is the largest magnetic source, and the Earth would be deeply affected by it. Is this from the Electric Universe theory? The one that discusses links between the Solar magnetic field and claimed hysteresis of the Earth's leading to changes in global temperature?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 09:02 PM (rbvCR)
——-
“Other things” - such as Military readiness. SAC (or whatever they call it these days) How about NORAD? Nuclear power plant maintenance & safety. Aircraft & Aviation. Etc
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:02 PM (uKe7i)
No means no.
Posted by: Treebeard at August 14, 2026 08:59 PM (Q+gd/)
Packwood would be a plausible ent name.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2026 09:02 PM (kpS4V)
tinyurl.com/3rdaxkdp
... because he stands a good chance of losing that business for WI. (And of losing WI which is a winnable race for the GOP)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 09:03 PM (88C+u)
It's also a open question whether the Erf will get swallowed up by the Sun when it does get to the red giant phase in another 5 billion years or so.
Mercury and Venus are goners, but Erf might or might not make it. Solar mass loss will let the earth slowly spiral outward. Solar system is so chaotic on these long term time scales that anything could happen, really.
Mars will be quite nice once the Sun's luminosity gets too much for us here. For a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 09:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Window Dressing at August 14, 2026 09:03 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2026 09:02 PM (kpS4V)
If a tree were bobbed, wouldn't "Pollard" be a more appropriate name?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:04 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: four seasons
https://xkcd.com/451
Posted by: mikeski fakes it 'til he makes it at August 14, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)
The Electric Universe stuff is mostly just woo, as far as it "dominating gravity" and that sort of stuff.
Now, any torques on the Efr due to magnetic coupling with the Sun's field are vanishingly small, but something else could be going on, don't know what.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Common Tater
Always thought that smell was similar to "Juicy Fruit" gum.
And yes, there are few plants that thrive beneath the walnut tree. Unfortunately, most are considered weeds. LOL.
Brown dye... no kidding! Messy, stains just about anything.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)
Heh. They're talking about "nuts". Handling, smells, and stains. Are you guys even listening to yourselves?
And, wow, Ol' Robbo dials in at random on a Friday evening and gets a ZOD sighting!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 14, 2026 09:07 PM (SgdqL)
It is scary to think how the lowered education standards are going to have an affect in medicine, engineering and other things.
——-
“Other things” - such as Military readiness. SAC (or whatever they call it these days) How about NORAD? Nuclear power plant maintenance & safety. Aircraft & Aviation. Etc
Posted by: Common Tater
Is that what happened to all the Kangz of ancient Africa?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 09:08 PM (Cqx++)
It's the spark that is unaffected by water.
I think there is a special technique needed to get wet char cloth to ignite. The spark is 800℉ hot, but little total energy, so water can douse the spark if you do not get close to the cloth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
is scary to think how the lowered education standards are going to have an affect in medicine, engineering and other things.
Posted by: four seasons
__________
It's because Republicans hate education and starve schools from funding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:08 PM (O0L8i)
The not-so-woo ideas about a coupling between the Sun's magnetic field and the earth's own geodynamo would be some small effect, not any direct torque, but something that causes a perturbation to the geodynamo mechanism, which changes the core-mantle coupling and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 09:10 PM (w6EFb)
I have long suspected the elites who send their kids to private elite schools are set up for success, public education is just brainwashing
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)
__________
"It has been discovered that with a dull urban population, all formed under a mechanical system of State education, a suggestion or command, however senseless and unreasoned, will be obeyed if it be sufficiently repeated." - Hilaire Belloc
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:11 PM (O0L8i)
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Heh. I'm not a guy, so....
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 09:11 PM (rdVOm)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Have a great night.
In the peacetime military, training and education, with OJT and tech schools, is a very large part of your time spent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2026 09:02 PM (kpS4V)
"Hrmm, hom! Well, when the Entwives have been gone this long, some things seem, er, less hasty than others."
- Treebeard
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (uKe7i)
Posted by: General Anthony Clement McAuliffe at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (Q+gd/)
is scary to think how the lowered education standards are going to have an affect in medicine, engineering and other things.
Posted by: four seasons
---------
Already started. Saw the effect on new doctors about 4-5 years ago. From what I have seen regarding legal opinions, the rot has been going on in law schools for over twenty. Others will have to opine on engineering and science. Computer software though has become awful since about 2000 when big tech started hiring foreigners via H1Bs and that the ones with the most H1Bs and clearing out of Heritage Americans have the crappiest software stuffed with crap no one wants and barely functional.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2026 09:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: General Anthony Clement McAuliffe at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (Q+gd/)
That's what SHE said!
(Super-serially yous guyz, what's the transition vibe here on the changeover crew between the Evening Cafe and the ONT? I still work, so usually am too tired to see it through.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 14, 2026 09:16 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:18 PM (/QHx4)
I have long suspected the elites who send their kids to private elite schools are set up for success, public education is just brainwashing
Posted by: Skip
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Jokes on them, their standards are falling too, where do you think the teachers, a job the elite think are below them, come from. They are the lower ranked proles at the Ivys in some cases, public school teachers that got tired of the crap in others.
Ivy league grads are about in the same position that the Ivys were back in the 40's, some brilliant profs and students, but mostly nepots and now foreigners there for networking. The professors there no longer can openly say what a woman is and the ones that know what a woman is are forced to dissemble and pretend they don't. Our top academic institutions are declining just like the regular population's and so to are their kids.
This idea that elites have that they can run away from the mess they have made to boltholes and keep their wealth is truly so egotistically stupid because if Darkness Falls, they get it in the neck too. If nothing else by their own bodyguards because why die for a schmuck when you can take what they have.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv)
Younger trainees had more trouble than older ones, when filling out production paperwork. We had to note "efficiency" every hour, on the hour. (beancounters,
wanted this, but we had to calculate it manually back then)
Most of the "kids" couldn't even set up the equation, given:
--the hourly goal (often more than was likely to happen)
--actual production
So I broke it down for them:
Reality/Fantasy = Efficiency
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 09:23 PM (rdVOm)
Younger trainees had more trouble than older ones, when filling out production paperwork. We had to note "efficiency" every hour, on the hour. (beancounters, wanted this, but we had to calculate it manually back then)
Most of the "kids" couldn't even set up the equation, given:
--the hourly goal (often more than was likely to happen)
--actual production
So I broke it down for them:
Reality/Fantasy = Efficiency
Posted by: JQ
=========
They will have AI calculate it, badly because they don't understand the questions you have to ask AI to get decent answers. That is the problem with AI and even calculators, you have to have some background knowledge to even know if the computer/calculator is spitting out junk.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig
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Ah, yes...
"the ability to recognize improbable results"
Gone 404!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 09:29 PM (rdVOm)
Why
The 11th grade teacher
The Sophomore prof
Fuck you all for killing a confused serial liar
The punishment for murder in most of the world is NOT death.
Hope your life sucks forever
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:31 PM (/+uur)
@LeadingReport
TPS for Somali migrants is formally terminated by the Trump admin, per DHS.
Aug 15, 2026 · 12:15 AM UTC
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 09:31 PM (88C+u)
Math teachers were faking it 50 years ago in my high school, and the college had asians who tried but couldn't speak english
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 09:32 PM (Y8DZL)
India has a real problem with people selling counterfeit cow urine (for drinking...not making this up).
Unscrupulous vendors are collecting real cow urine and adulterating it with urine from other animals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:33 PM (IG3/x)
Dedicated classes to get their well chosen group of DEIers into college.
The silly joke is that they are IN college.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:33 PM (/+uur)
- Treebeard
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 14, 2026 09:12 PM (SgdqL)
Just don't go so fast you kindle a fire there, Fangorn. That would be bad.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:35 PM (IG3/x)
an example is
5x8=
25
48
13
60
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 09:37 PM (rbvCR)
You cannot uses 123 if you cannot do maths
You have to know the function to then write a formula
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:38 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:33 PM (IG3/x)
This is not a crime.
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 09:38 PM (UfDpa)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 08:40 PM (skcH5)
Oh, fer the lova.....
Of course you will be. You can now. Just walk into a church, park your butt in the confessional, and get to it. Easy peasy.
He's aching for you to do so. Just come home.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 09:39 PM (Ez0ut)
TPS for Somali migrants is formally terminated by the Trump admin, per DHS.
Aug 15, 2026 · 12:15 AM UTC
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 09:31 PM (88C+u)
Look at me. Look at me! I am the illegal alien now!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:33 PM (IG3/x)
Bastard heretical scum!
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at August 14, 2026 09:39 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:33 PM (IG3/x)
Luckily there is exactly no market for this here.
WT actual F?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 09:40 PM (Ez0ut)
Posted by: 88C+u actually means it at August 14, 2026 09:41 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: nukes away! at August 14, 2026 09:42 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:38 PM (/+uur)
Good ole slash file retrieve. And of course the precursor Wysiwig.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 14, 2026 09:42 PM (SjAWL)
Today is a good day!
"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
1h
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott just intervened to BLOCK Dallas Fort Worth International Airport from placing Islamic foot washing stations in the bathrooms — declaring it "ILLEGAL," considering grant revocation, and referring it to the Trump admin
"DFW plans to install Islamic wudu washing facilities are illegal. I've directed a review of all state grants to both airports for possible revocation, and referred DFW & IAH to USDOT for investigation."
"Texas will not allow illegal religious discrimination at taxpayer-funded facilities."
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 09:42 PM (g47mK)
Which you can buy from the nearest Coors brewery
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 09:43 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 09:43 PM (UfDpa)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 09:44 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: George at August 14, 2026 09:44 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 09:45 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:45 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:45 PM (O0L8i)
Wondering how much it pays to be a urine catcher, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)
Twenty bucks?......
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at August 14, 2026 09:46 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:45 PM (/QHx4)
Maybe they tie a very inflatable condom onto a bull?
Not sure who volunteers for that job though. Maybe Kamala
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 09:47 PM (88C+u)
At least they clean. I'd see scrupulous cleaning in Iraq.
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 09:47 PM (UfDpa)
Posted by: runner
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It's done, Abbott pulled the plug on it for DFW as a violation of giving preference to Islam over other religions.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: clarence at August 14, 2026 09:48 PM (W+slU)
Cow urine stations still coming online in Oct.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:48 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 09:48 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 14, 2026 09:49 PM (SgdqL)
Yup, they're blaming us for Arday. Don Lemon just reported about "unrelenting pressure of a right-wing smear campaign" against the man who made history as Cambridge's youngest black professor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (Q+gd/)
Why do they clean their feet so often? I bet they don't clean the hand they use to wipe their asses.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (XJ22o)
So did Mayor Sadiq Khan.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 09:51 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: davidt
Nominated for COTW!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 09:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2026 09:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Well, in this particular case, it would have looked quite different depending on where you are. In the Mediterranean, depending, you have the Phalanx in 400bc. By 400AD, you have the advent of mobile cavalry, as well as proto heavy cavalry further east. If not outright Cataphracts is the far mid east.
And that time period would have jumped right over the Legion (whether in 'Punic' or Marian configuration and usage.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 09:51 PM (zZu0s)
"A German village was evacuated in the dead of night on Friday due to a surging wildfire in a forest littered with unexploded ordnance from World War II."
https://tinyurl.com/39tdtyxe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:51 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:52 PM (/QHx4)
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he could have been a hero, decided to a victim, his choice
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 09:52 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 09:52 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (XJ22o)
So did Mayor Sadiq Khan.
Posted by: 88C+u
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Both lie when their lips move. I think their moral authority is about as same as as a convicted perjurer.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: cow urine sommelier at August 14, 2026 09:53 PM (88C+u)
Which hand do you wipe with? Which hand do you eat with?
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 09:53 PM (UfDpa)
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Right? It's not as if they're back home, barefoot & walking through the dust and dung.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)
"A German village was evacuated in the dead of night on Friday due to a surging wildfire in a forest littered with unexploded ordnance from World War II."
https://tinyurl.com/39tdtyxe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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And a black mark against Omar Bradley who ordered Simpson to do it. It was a pointless loss of lives and in part set the stage for Battle of Bulge.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 09:55 PM (E4rtv)
Imagine hearing, "This cow urine doesn't taste quite right."
Posted by: davidt
Too much dolphin in it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 09:58 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:02 PM (uKe7i)
Military can still give IQ tests (or the equivalent). They don’t let morons run nukes for example (no offense to the Morons).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 09:59 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:00 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 10:00 PM (UfDpa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (XJ22o)
So did Mayor Sadiq Khan.
Posted by: 88C+u
I do appreciate Don Lemon's commitment to achieve the title of 'Dumbest Man on the Internet'. Lots of competition for that title.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 10:01 PM (wBh67)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 10:02 PM (wBh67)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:02 PM (/+uur)
93 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Drugs to forget how stupid he was?
Rubbed out by University of Cambridge Security Section for embarrassing the University?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:35 PM
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The University embarrassed themselves.
If they made a potted plant a professor, would you blame the plant or the hiring committee?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 10:02 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2026 09:53 PM (UfDpa)
There are these Western inventions: toilet paper, sinks with hot and cold running water and soap, and the training to use all this properly.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 10:02 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:03 PM (/+uur)
So did Mayor Sadiq Khan.
Posted by: 88C+u
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A lot of hate-watching coming up, I imagine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 10:07 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 09:50 PM (XJ22o)
So did Mayor Sadiq Khan.
Posted by: 88C+u
I do appreciate Don Lemon's commitment to achieve the title of 'Dumbest Man on the Internet'. Lots of competition for that title.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 10:01 PM (wBh67)
Summers was almost killed for saying there are subjects women do not do well
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:07 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 09:59 PM (ZVgZ4)
Jordon Peterson pointed out that the problem was NOT that 10% of the people could not be part of a government service (Army).
The problem was what does society do with those people.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:09 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: clarence at August 14, 2026 10:17 PM (W+slU)
pics or it's not real
Posted by: Peet Bootygig at August 14, 2026 10:27 PM (Bw2C8)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 15, 2026 12:43 AM (iIyc0)
The Week In Woke
Moronic DEI degenerate Don Lemon demands a court dismiss the charges against him for invading a church to scream at the attendees, gaysplaining that Drumpf is just obsessed with him.
The left has ginned up another George Floyd hoax, this time claiming that violent, knife-armed man attacking cops shouldn't have been shot because he's black. Yes, that's pretty much their argument. No one would make this preposterous case if cops shot a knife-wielding, out-of-control, violent white man. The woke DA of Madison, WI is determined to put cops in jail for defending the public and their own lives, and went so far as to make the cop's name public to put his life in danger and subject him to Antifa Justice, the only true justice to the left.
Don Lemon wants a federal judge to throw out the criminal charges against him stemming from an anti-ICE demonstration that disrupted a church service in Minnesota, with the former CNN anchor arguing that the prosecution is politically motivated because of President Donald Trump's longstanding dislike of him. Lemon's attorneys filed a motion seeking dismissal of the federal civil-rights charges, claiming his prosecution violates the First Amendment and is the product of President Trump's alleged "animus" toward the journalist. "The record could not be more clear that Mr. Lemon has been a persistent target of President Trump's ire before the events in Minnesota," Lemon's attorneys wrote, according to Variety. The filing further alleges that the Justice Department "acted on the President's animus by filing unprecedented charges against a journalist for doing his job." That's Lemon's argument. Federal prosecutors have alleged something considerably different: that Lemon's conduct went beyond simply observing and reporting on a demonstration that entered a church while congregants were attempting to worship.
What Happened Inside Cities Church ... According to the Justice Department, Lemon was charged with conspiracy against the right of religious freedom at a place of worship under 18 U.S.C. § 241 and injuring, intimidating, or interfering with the exercise of religious freedom at a place of worship under 18 U.S.C. § 248. The latter statute is part of the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, or FACE Act, which also contains protections for people exercising their religious rights at places of worship. The DOJ eventually charged dozens of people in connection with the incident. Lemon has pleaded not guilty. His defense now hinges heavily on the contention that, regardless of what the demonstrators themselves were doing, he was present solely as an independent journalist covering their actions.
There's another attempt to hang a cop for defending himself in Colorado. A black man -- of course; this would not be "murder" if it were a white man -- kept advancing on a cop who repeatedly told him to stop advancing on him. The man also kept shouting to his son to pick up the gun he had tossed on the ground, to shoot the cop, of course. Ultimately, the cop shot the man who would not stop advancing on him and would not stop urging his son to pick a gun off the ground. So it's another George Floyd hoax.
Madison police officer Kiel Baitinger-Peterson survived an encounter with a man armed with a knife. Now his name is public, his family's safety is a concern, and precautions are being taken to protect them. Welcome to the second ordeal faced by an officer who already survived the first one. PBS Wisconsin (emphasis mine):... The Wisconsin Department of Justice identified Baitinger-Peterson Monday as the officer who fatally shot 38-year-old Corey Ruiz on July 22. The facts released so far are remarkably clear. Police responded after reports of someone checking parked vehicles and an alleged burglary attempt. Ruiz fled on a bicycle; four officers later encountered him near South Baldwin and Williamson streets, and a struggle followed. Ruiz brandished a knife and injured Baitinger-Peterson. Two other officers tried Tasers, which failed. Baitinger-Peterson fired his weapon; another officer was also injured. Investigators recovered a fixed-blade knife at the scene. ... Yet long before investigators finished their work, Madison Alder Noah Lieberman publicly called Ruiz's death "absolutely unacceptable" and wrote that he found it difficult to imagine any justification for the officers' actions. He encouraged people sharing his outrage to join peaceful protests. Police Chief John Patterson hadn't yet been able to answer Lieberman's questions about precisely how quickly events unfolded. Now the public has Baitinger-Peterson's name. Wisconsin Professional Police Association Executive Director Jim Palmer says he's deeply concerned about the safety and privacy of Baitinger-Peterson, his family, and the other officers. Palmer says officials are taking those concerns seriously and have put appropriate precautions in place. Think about what those words mean. A cop with nearly 11 years of law enforcement experience leaves home one morning, gets injured by a man wielding a knife, survives, and later learns his wife, children, parents, or whoever else shares his life may need protection because strangers now know exactly whom to hate. Civil rights attorney Ben Crump, who's been crawling from racial scene to racial scene and represents Ruiz's family, has already called for Baitinger-Peterson to be charged.
Investigators on Aug. 10 released the name of the Madison police officer who shot and killed a 38-year-old Black man in July -- a shooting that was captured on video and sparked protests that put Wisconsin's capital city on edge over how authorities treat people of color. Kiel Baitinger-Peterson, a white officer with nearly 11 years' experience in law enforcement, fired the shots that killed Corey Ruiz on July 22, the Wisconsin Department of Justice's Division of Criminal Investigation said in a statement. Baitinger-Peterson was one of four officers who surrounded Ruiz, who was on a bike, in response to calls about someone who was checking out parked cars and an alleged burglary attempt, police said. The shooting sparked days of protests and calls from the Black community for Madison to address racial justice issues. Baitinger-Peterson did not reply to an email seeking comment.
The left is pushing the idea -- they don't dare say this aloud, but this is what they're fighting for -- that black men may veto a cop's arrest. They can simply decide they don't want to be arrested, and violently resist arrest, and the cop is then obligated to Respect the Arrest-Veto of a Black Man and let him go. Obviously, we cannot allow members of a specific race to decide that they are immune to the law. But that's what the left is insisting on. And they also insist we infinitely indulge teen takeovers. Meanwhile, in between insisting that black people are immune to the law, CNN spends its time pushing hoax stories about black people being lynched by whites.
Officer Charles Neely repeatedly backs away as Stubblefield advances on him, while Stubblefield can be heard telling his son to retrieve a gun from the ground. Neely keeps retreating until he's being forced toward the street--and only then does he fire. I've watched the footage. I don't see murder. I see an officer using deadly force in defense of his life. So how did prosecutors get a murder indictment?
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness Polling had El-Sayed up by 12%
He only won the election by 1% Polling had Hong up by 22%
She lost the election by 1% Polls are vastly overestimating the left
Legendary unfunnywoman Margaret Cho: "We're in the middle of a trans genocide." Yes and we're sick of children being killed. In the real world, obviously dangerous head-case perverts like this are infinitely indulged. Teacher: We are graduating seniors who cannot read or write. Woke One was craaaazy, man. By the way, did you know that all countries, pastimes, sports, hobbies, cities, states, and people generally are "too white"
West Hardford, CT School board member LaToya Yagaloff says black teachers should get paid more because it’s hard to be black pic.twitter.com/jUibmkoPyd
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 13, 2026
The Spectator
@spectator We can reveal that a former supporter of Hizb ut-Tahrir, now banned as a terror group, has been appointed assistant research professor of education at Cambridge, in the same faculty as Arday. Farah Ahmed has explicitly attacked 'western education' as a 'threat' to Muslims, condemned democracy and integration, and criticised British schools for teaching pupils that child marriage is wrong. During her time at Cambridge, she has written that the Islamic concept of education is sharply opposed to 'gaining literacy and numeracy and other disciplinary skills demonstrated through qualifications'. These statements are part of her long record of bigoted, extremist and separatist views on education.
We can reveal that a former supporter of Hizb ut-Tahrir, now banned as a terror group, has been appointed assistant research professor of education at Cambridge, in the same faculty as Arday.
— The Spectator (@spectator) August 11, 2026
Farah Ahmed has explicitly attacked 'western education' as a 'threat' to Muslims,… pic.twitter.com/XkZ7vgVyj5
🚨Stop what you’re doing and watch this
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 13, 2026
Teacher at @MetroSchools says the school forced her to FABRICATE GRADES for a student and are SKEWING STATISTICS
Teachers are also BANNED from reporting behavioral issues to protect the district
She says students can’t even read and… pic.twitter.com/Hgz91JtHHY
tremendous crowd shots from Francesca Hong's election night event - where there was a lot of proximity to whiteness - by @MJSphotog and @journalsentinel https://t.co/6zh9CCfsF5 pic.twitter.com/jpi9CdvIuD
— Peter Hamby (@PeterHamby) August 12, 2026
Democrats when you ask them about any statement they made between 2018 and 2023 pic.twitter.com/CrVsRWFUB2
— Seamus (FreedomToons) (@seamus_coughlin) August 12, 2026
https://t.co/3g1CnevAiS pic.twitter.com/zKK86yyXG2
— Benjamin🍎Boyce (@BenjaminABoyce) August 12, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR)
Fair is Fair.
Zebras, too.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (ue8gJ)
No wonder you stuck so bad at being.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (vE0+H)
Zebras, too.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (6ydKt)
Like you wouldn't lay a buck or two on a salvadorean midget riding a cheetah....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (Ot/FD)
******
Change that from Mr. Lemon to Miss Lemon and suddenly it seems a lot funnier.
Posted by: EFG at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (dMamf)
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4)
The wokescolding is collapsing in real time, even the AWFLS are getting embarrassed by it.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)
It's like the birds and the bees but there's more of them and they all hate themselves and have acne.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (Ot/FD)
What a f'd up world
Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (j/yko)
Edutopia will make a video on how great this is, and how wonderful Social Emotional Learning is as a consequence. And prospective teachers will have to watch and learn from it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2026 06:50 PM (ue8gJ)
Oh, thank the Good Lord you didn't do a group pic.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)
Oh shit i thought that was a group pic.
That panorama dealy can be deceiving.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:50 PM (Ot/FD)
I was just going to ask what it was, but I probably don't want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 06:51 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:51 PM (zMzlR)
1 1
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR)
2 I nooded
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR)
You done it all.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:51 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)
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When a fattie loves an uggo loves a weirdo loves a tranny....
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 06:52 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 14, 2026 06:52 PM (gN+5I)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at August 14, 2026 06:53 PM (Ot/FD)
...............
Nothing a learing center can't fix
Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2026 06:53 PM (j/yko)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (vE0+H)
I've watched it six times and keep cracking up like a hyena.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:54 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (JvZF+)
You want anarchy? Let's dance.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (pE12i)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)
The Woke to End All Wokes.
Which, of course, didn't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:56 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H)
A closed plane figure comprised of straight line segments. They can be regular or irregular.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)
Polycule
In polyamory, a polycule is a group of individuals involved in romantic relationships that connect all the members in the group. It is neither necessary nor common for every individual of the polycule to be in a relationship with every other individual. The most simple and arguably most common polycule structure is a V-shaped structure: a three-person polycule where one person is dating the two others, but the two others are not dating one another.
Like on Jerry Springer.
You know, it is possible she's the ugly one in the group and the rest are 9's and 10's.
Snowflake's in early. Ralphy fed. I'm going to work on the computer fir several hours.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (Pq68N)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:58 PM (AlNse)
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80 bucks.....
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H)
Iianm, it is like a group open marriage. Might be a single fat woman and three or more simps.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:58 PM (AlNse)
"Woke 1" came straight out of BLM and the newly resurgent CRT nonsense. It was all black, all the time.
Then white people stole it like they steal everything and started adding "-izzle" to everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: It ain't pretty at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)
You will be shocked to learn that Mx Yagaloff is black.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ExV1e)
Y'know, if the PC bastids hadn't removed "man" from the title "alderman" I wouldn't have had to spend precious brain cells trying to determine where in that collection of words the guy's name began.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc)
Glad the Nashville teacher spoke. Good for her and the Houston supervisor. For once!!! MS got it right years ago and kept kids back who could not read or do math. I am sure they went through pure hell.
I failed 9th grade algebra. The only class I failed. My parents would never threaten or make a scene. I failed because I hated x and my teacher, a woman who drank and smoked, only liked the gifted students. My mother called her mid-term with me present. She asked this old bag if a tutor would help. Teacher cackled like a wicked witch and said probably nothing would help me. My Southern mother politely thanked her. Hung up and told me it's ok, don't worry about it, you can take it again. I did and made a B under a different teacher. I was an A&B student in HS and college. I made a B in college algebra (I still hate x). An A in college trig.
I wonder of La Toya's cat ears light up is all I got from her black speech.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4)
Moslems are a dirty, nasty and sexually disordered people.
Personal hygiene and body aesthetics are things that they eschew.
Posted by: Prove me wrong at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (cFP1B)
They do want to hijack law enforcement so they can arrest people like you.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
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imagine a pile of disgusting fatbodies, all trying to penetrate each other's various orifices
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (ZxPkt)
They say "woke 1" like there was any cessation of or break from woke in the last 20 years.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)
Guessing the polycule is a fallback from the reality that ya don't have game.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)
It's like the birds and the bees but there's more of them and they all hate themselves and have acne.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (Ot/FD)
What's worse is that she's probably the only 'female' so there are multiple guys who thought "sharing her is the best I can hope for" and didn't immediately change something... anything... about their lives.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD) I will gladly keep six feet from a polcule, maybe even twelve.
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (LHPAg)
I'd watch that and I don't watch horse races.
Two jockeys willing to risk their lives riding the zebras would be the best part.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (ExV1e)
At that point the only cure is Russian roulette with a Glock
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:07 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4)
Moslems are a dirty, nasty and sexually disordered people.
Personal hygiene and body aesthetics are things that they eschew.
Posted by: Prove me wrong at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (cFP1B)
***********
Oddly they shave (even the men) their privates. The hijackers did this on 9/11 and I hope the goats in hell were fabulous.
I don't know how I know this and am not looking it up or polycube/poly something.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:08 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar
ALL THEIR ORBITALS ARE DEGENERATE
Posted by: DR BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 14, 2026 07:09 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar8)
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Observer: "We are hiring teachers who cannot teach or behave rationally."
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Oddbob
Still works for me. Checked a link I'd sent someone this morning.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 07:11 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)
Seriously, I had to look up the etymology of polycule, because it didn't makes sense to me. "Poly-" means many, and "-cule" means small.
The internet says its a combination of "polyamory" + "molecule". That is just stupid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
They do want to hijack law enforcement so they can arrest people like you.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (AlNse)
There is iron in the words of Common Tater for all men to see.
-Ten Bears
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)
Sounds right, she'll fuck anything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (Ot/FD)
https://tinyurl.com/z59jtv4r
From "Sunny Skyz" site
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (JrHfD)
Okay. Meaness off.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
The chair is black and Demuth is 1/2 black and hopefully goodbye Somalis:
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Elliott Engen
@elliottengenMN
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1h
Pretty sure she just did a racism…
@AlphaNews
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2h
The chair of the Minneapolis Democratic Party says she "refuses" to let Republican Lisa Demuth "be the first Black female governor this country has ever had."
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
HUGE WIN
Federal Judge Allison Burroughs, who BLOCKED Trump from removing TPS for Somalis, was just forced to REVERSE her stay after a Supreme Court ruling.
Trump can now remove TPS from thousands of Somalis!
Say goodbye to the Quality Learing Centers!
GET THEM ALL OUT.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (Pq68N)
Interesting. I get "Tweet not found." No wait, some work, some don't. No idea what's going on.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (vTZFs)
I am bummed as a lurker. I can no longer get my laughs from the site that mocked Markle.
Or read of the terror of parents of trans.
I am sure the time spent doing this, now ripped from me, won't lead to a more productive life.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 07:14 PM (zZu0s)
That doll is so close to AOC walking back Woke 1, the next time someone interviews her they ought to bring a customized talking Barbie.
Interviewer: "What would you say about Wokeness?"
AOC: "Hee-hee, yyyyeeeahhh, Woke 1 was cray-zee."
Doll: "I'm just a girl!"
Interviewer: "You mean like that?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 07:14 PM (XJ22o)
Civil rights attorney Ben Crump, who's been crawling from racial scene to racial scene and represents Ruiz's family, has already called for Baitinger-Peterson to be charged.
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Crump is there for money. The chances of a large civil judgement go up considerably if the cop is convicted.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:14 PM (GkBlw)
I am bummed as a lurker. I can no longer get my laughs from the site that mocked Markle.
Or read of the terror of parents of trans.
I am sure the time spent doing this, now ripped from me, won't lead to a more productive life.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO)
Don’t want to let your reddit flag fly???
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (vTZFs)
Check for spaces in the url
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)
Okay. Meaness off.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Some guys just get broken by women (or what they perceive as women.) They wash up in places like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar
How does one do that?
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg)
If it was a bogus prosecution, then that could be the reason, and evidence of it admissible in the follow-on suit. But I have a LOT of "political animus" toward all sorts of law-breakers. I hate people who groom or prey on kids. I hate terrorists. I hate people who pull the "Don't you know who I am?" gambit (and think they should absolutely be prosecuted).
If you're innocent, fine. But if you're guilty, and the evidence against you isn't poisoned by a direct violation of your civil rights, then I want YOUR A** IN PRISON.
I care that someone might come after you with a bogus prosecution, and I want that person drummed out (and maybe going to prison their own selves). But YOUR guilt is independent of that.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:17 PM (vTZFs)
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I can see why, she'd make all you Club 85 bitches look really, really bad. Democrats have done so much to fuck this country up it's very difficult to fathom.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 07:17 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:18 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar
How does one do that?
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg)
Ah. I use apple stuff. I can hide any app in their “ hidden apps” file. Does not show up on desktop but I can access it whenever I want, entering my desktop password.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:18 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (5rh/l)
Execution. Sorry but if you get a dude on the ground your gun ain't supposed to be out period
I am fine if they shot him as he was reaching for a weapon maybe. That is self defense. But to shoot an unarmed man is a crime.
3 shots? That's murder.
That was one of the cruelest executions I've ever witnessed, and all because you hired a FAT ASS who couldn't pass a 10 yr olds boot camp. He was almost at cardiac arrest, so he decided a quick shot to the man's head who was being held down by two or three Cops. Bring that shit to my neighborhood , and you should bring as many body bags as men you send.
What if people started standing up against this kind of government action? The American people are so weak and this is only happening because of how weak they are.
he had a knife. they disarmed him before he was shot. its a homicide.
Three to the head for a fucking knife? I can think of 10 other actions off the top of my head before firing 3 shots to the skull of a man on the ground and I’ve got people helping me and help on the way. ACAB
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (i+Wsn)
12 Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax.
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM
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She has big dark circles around her eyes. Is that makeup? It looks like a pair of black eyes, like she defied her husband twice.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (GkBlw)
Woke 1 and Woke 2 leverages the same psychological mechanism as "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Enjoy
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)
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It would be terrible if someone were to post where Ben Crump resides.
Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+)
It doesn't need its own word.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:21 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Gqar
*********
No, darlin' because I ain't stoopit.
This reminds me that my husband calls our youngest grandbaby, "darlin.'" And she is. She tried her best to cluck like a hen this week at 11mo.
He's never called me darlin!!! But it's ok as he's one sexy grandfather and I ain't lying. He calls me weird stuff, which I deserve and answer to as it's funny from our history.
When he showed attention to a 9mo old baby girl before we were engaged I was hooked. Until then I had not thought of him as husband material.
Pay attention to this, boys!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:21 PM (hzuYO)
12 Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax.
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM
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She has big dark circles around her eyes. Is that makeup? It looks like a pair of black eyes, like she defied her husband twice.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (GkBlw)
Side effects of a clitorectomy? Okay, that was a bit mean.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:22 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (n5tGW)
So, I do have to speculate.
Human polycule?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4)
It and it's merry band of islamist filth are in desperate need of a one way trip over the Atlantic on Pinochet airlines.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (wBh67)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Gqar
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No, darlin' because I ain't stoopit.
This reminds me that my husband calls our youngest grandbaby, "darlin.'" And she is. She tried her best to cluck like a hen this week at 11mo.
He's never called me darlin!!! But it's ok as he's one sexy grandfather and I ain't lying. He calls me weird stuff, which I deserve and answer to as it's funny from our history.
When he showed attention to a 9mo old baby girl before we were engaged I was hooked. Until then I had not thought of him as husband material.
Pay attention to this, boys!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:21 PM (hzuYO)
My uncle used to call my aunt “Peaches” and pretend to grab her boobies. I like my uncle.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: a.moron at August 14, 2026 07:24 PM (X5Jzz)
Human polycule?
Posted by: Stateless
It better be, otherwise they're speciesist!!!
Posted by: Leftists at August 14, 2026 07:24 PM (odVWi)
"Duuuuude, you're a genius!"
I mean these are the same people who tried to make Raw Water "a thing". They can't even handle the basic bitch human shit that pre-dates religions, or knowing how to write shit down. Don't be a slut. Don't drink poop water. How you gonna even approach life's actual mysteries if you can't even figure that stuff out?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Instead, he's not going to get to play the "get out of jail free" card.
BIGOTS!!!!
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:27 PM (cGjQu)
Human polycule?
Posted by: Stateless
It better be, otherwise they're speciesist!!!
Posted by: Leftists at August 14, 2026 07:24 PM (odVWi)
2.5 kids, a dog, and a minivan.
Posted by: Watch that tailpipe, it gets hot at August 14, 2026 07:28 PM (Ot/FD)
Shut up Beaver, that's racist.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 07:28 PM (n5tGW)
If we can specify ducks, and allow rape and shitting anywhere on the ground, I think we can agree.
Posted by: 3rd World Migrants at August 14, 2026 07:29 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 14, 2026 07:29 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:29 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: publius
Not if they were thinking of the radioactive ones.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Fat, face pierced they/them with rainbow hair at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: publius
They should have gone with moleamory
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H)
When two fools with no game
Both hook up with a dame
That's A Moleamoré.....
Posted by: Watch that tailpipe, it gets hot at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ...
Solaramory, because it seems like it's a bunch of beta soys orbiting one central solar mass.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Both hook up with a dame
That's A Moleamoré.....
Posted by: Watch that tailpipe
We're gonna need a bigger plate of spaghetti...
Posted by: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kissing scene at August 14, 2026 07:35 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Growth!!
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:35 PM (Gqar8)
Instead, he's not going to get to play the "get out of jail free" card.
BIGOTS!!!!
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske)
**********
Lemon should simply stay home and sniff his hand.
He's done. I would say stick a fork in him but he'd like that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kissing scene at August 14, 2026 07:35 PM (odVWi)
One of them gets the noodle, and the other is on meatball duty.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: publius
They should have gone with moleamory
Posted by: ...
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE USING THE PART THAT MEANS "SMALL" MAKES WAY LESS SENSE THAN USING PART THAT MEANS "MASSIVE" IF YOU LOOK AT THEM.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (VHUov)
De moto soy-corporum in gyrum, with apologies to Sir Isaac Newton.
Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/z59jtv4r
From "Sunny Skyz" site
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
There are multiple guy who make a living doing this by posting YouTube videos of them cutting overgrown properties and sidewalks.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:37 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: banana Dream - GO TATERMODE! at August 14, 2026 07:37 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb)
Leibniz.
Posted by: Sir Isaac MF Newton at August 14, 2026 07:37 PM (Ot/FD)
Pronouns are they/he/me/she/ATO
Perfume: Eau de CatPiss and Rancid BO
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:38 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:38 PM (w6EFb)
Don Lemon.
Low IQ + entitlement + giant ego + only job skill is playacting in front of a camera = endless public humiliation
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:39 PM (GkBlw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Too late in the summer, besides those community organizers Dems pay organizing riots are busy submitting fraudulent voter registrations and preparing to fill out absentee ballots.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Google Ai says "mollis" i.e. "soft"
I would have thought "effeminatus", which is one of the risks with having so much of our language derived from Latin - sometimes the Latin word is the English word
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (vJrRc)
I could swear that is some monstrosity in an anime I can't remember the name of. Not an avid watcher but I have watched, usually on the Cartoon Network after midnight, when I worked mids at my last job.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (wBh67)
Pronouns are they/he/me/she/ATO
Perfume: Eau de CatPiss and Rancid BO
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Eeeewww. It is too close to supper for that mental image.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)
A lot of the funding is drying up, too, from multiple angles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (vJrRc)
Pronouns are they/he/me/she/ATO
Perfume: Eau de CatPiss and Rancid BO
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:38 PM (hzuYO)
Some orifices should not be explored. “ Abandon all hope ye who enter here” seems pertinent.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: banana Dream
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But but but, Love is love.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I think some of their personnel got deported as well.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 07:43 PM (vrgy6)
Posted by: tubal
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Like those orifices opened by an application of lead and copper, 230 g, at about 890 fps velocity. Those kind?
I call that taking the copper jacketed pill.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:43 PM (E4rtv)
Leibniz was a polymath. So was Newton. So, there's a poly- tie-in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
Maybe something like "nova mulier" (new woman) would be more accurate, or "mulier falsa" (fake woman)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 07:44 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 07:44 PM (xHEjv)
We still talking about degenerate polycule sex?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 07:45 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: tubal
Yeah, but it makes for a lousy tramp stamp. I'll just stick with my tattoo of Bigfoot peeking out from that patch of hair at the base of the spine.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 14, 2026 07:53 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I think some of their personnel got deported as well.
Posted by: whig
If we had known, we wouldn't have stolen and spent it all
Posted by: USAID Alumni Association at August 14, 2026 07:53 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb)
Pathicus.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2026 07:56 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: BenMSYS at August 14, 2026 08:28 PM (vR93T)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 10:07 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: TJ jackson at August 15, 2026 12:44 AM (bXvrr)
Will Fauci Ever Be Charged?
Plus: Terry Moran Says He Did a Piece for ABC Asking if Covid Was Created in the Wuhan Lab. ABC Killed the Piece -- On Fauci's Orders.
Texts show that Fauci was a willing conspirator to mass murder.
Miranda Devine claims that Fauci might wind up facing criminal charges for obstruction of Congress and destruction of federal records.
Dr. Anthony Fauci said he'd been warned about "significant cytokines storm and fever" after 2nd dose, with pregnancy implications. Louisiana AG says people who raised same concerns were told "we were anti-vaxxers and we were liars." From the first week of the Biden administration, public health officials including Dr. Anthony Fauci privately expressed concern that pregnant women who take both doses of COVID-19 mRNA vaccines early in pregnancy could miscarry, according to a text chain recovered from Fauci's government-issued cellphone, released Monday by GOP Sens. Ron Johnson and Rand Paul. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy asked Fauci, then-director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Rochelle Walensky whether they had "any data or theoretical reason why vaccinating early vs late in pregnancy would be preferred." Murthy said he was telling pregnant women there was no "evidence of concerning adverse outcomes in the trials" while acknowledging the number of pregnant women in the COVID vaccine trials were "likely [...] limited." Fauci reminded him that "pregnant women were not allowed" in the trials. Within two hours of telling Murthy there was a "misperception" even from "female health care professionals" that vaccination "very early in pregnancy" could be harmful, Fauci told the chain he "asked around a bit more." He was warned that the "significant cytokines storm and fever" that commonly follow the second dose "theoretically could be associated with miscarriage in the 1st trimester." Walensky and Murthy both agreed the second-dose concern was a "good point," and Walensky added that she had heard concerns about "mRNA causing mutations in the developing fetus as well." The next day, Murthy was panicking about the World Health Organization recommending pregnant women not take the Moderna mRNA vaccine "unless they are at risk of high exposure." He called it "potentially quite damaging to public confidence among pregnant women," and Walensky agreed. Fauci reassured them that "more than 10,000" pregnant women had been vaccinated by that point after emergency use authorization: "No issues have arisen."
Sen. Rand Paul is examining Dr. Anthony Fauci's government-issued phone and says he is taking a special interest in whether it contains evidence of "deletions." That's significant because Fauci's former factotum, David Morens, is awaiting trial on charges of concealing and destroying government records, allegedly on behalf of his boss, and is facing up to 51 years in prison. Not that many people know that, since only one reporter covered his arraignment in May: The Post's own Josh Christenson. Paul may have bigger ambitions for Fauci than the criminal referral for contempt of Congress he sent off to the DOJ last week, after the former COVID czar pleaded the Fifth an excruciating 111 times in his Senate committee testimony rather than come clean with the American people about why he funded dangerous gain-of-function research in China's Wuhan lab. If Fauci can be shown to have concealed or destroyed government records, then he could find himself sitting alongside Morens in the dock, depending on how robust his last-minute pre-emptive autopen pardon from Joe Biden proves to be. In previous data dumps from Paul's Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, Fauci is already on record telling two associates to delete emails.
On February 2, 2020, in the early stages of the pandemic, Fauci wrote to his boss Dr. Francis Collins, then director of the NIH, about the WHO's handling of questions about the origins of COVID: "Please delete this email after you read it." On July 20, 2020, Fauci emailed his chief of staff, Greg Folkers, about Paul's accurate claim that Florida's handling of COVID was more successful than New York's, writing that the senator, a licensed doctor who volunteered at a Kentucky hospital during the pandemic, was "full of s--t", before instructing Folkers to "please delete this e-mail after you read it." Fauci declared in sworn congressional testimony in 2024 that he never deleted official records and has repeatedly distanced himself from Morens and denied knowledge of the "secret back channel" Morens claimed in emails that he had to his boss. Like the pardon of his son, Hunter, Joe Biden's retrospective pardon covered Fauci for any offenses he may have committed in the seven years between Jan. 1, 2014, and the end of Biden's term in January 2025, related to his work as director of National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, a member of the White House's COVID-19 task force and chief medical adviser to the president. The unusual start date of the pardon, six years before the pandemic began, suggests some of Fauci's legal problems are connected to the period when he was funding dangerous gain-of-function research on bat coronaviruses at the Wuhan Institute of Virology from which a lab leak is believed to have sparked the global health crisis that led to millions of deaths. ... Fauci and his boss Francis Collins have categorically denied that they funded the research at Wuhan, but the funding path via cutout EcoHealth is documented and undeniable, as is Fauci and Morens' pally relationship with EcoHealth head Peter Daszak. Included in the case against Morens are allegations he accepted bottles of wine from an unnamed co-conspirator reported to be Daszak. ... Fauci's government-issued phone was uncovered last June by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., according to FBI Director Kash Patel, who told podcaster Joe Rogan at the time about the "great breakthrough." "We think that there was definite foul play . . . That's what we're working on," Patel told Rogan last June. .. Paul told Mark Halperin's podcast last week that his investigators were searching for evidence of deleted material on the phone and any "indication someone has cleaned up or wiped the phone." If such evidence is found, it would place Fauci in the same boat as Morens. ... Nobody would be surprised if Morens repaid the disloyalty by offering to testify against Fauci if he were offered a plea deal.
🚨NEW: Fox News' John Roberts says he developed pericarditis after his third COVID shot and that it worsened after his fourth shot.pic.twitter.com/fT3AsjCJuG
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) August 12, 2026
THEN: “America Is Thirsty for Anthony Fauci”😍
— Matt Orfalea (@0rf) August 12, 2026
NOW: "MAGA Is So Obsessed With Fauci"😠 pic.twitter.com/mLxM42iv82
Bonus: Archlefty Terry Moran, formerly of the Disney Groomer Network, says that he did a piece about the mere possibility that covid leaked from the Wuhan Laboratory for Leaking Covid. The piece was effectively killed -- by Fauci.
🚨 Fmr. ABC News’ Terry Moran Says Fauci Shut Down Their COVID Lab Leak Story
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) August 14, 2026
“The day that it's supposed to air, it gets reviewed and it comes back to me — it is incomprehensible … I was told ‘Fauci’ … There was an organized campaign … to say there's no way there's a lab… pic.twitter.com/FM2Q6oe3m8
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Posted by: Biergood at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (PwgSL)
Six people are dead, including the suspected gunman, while another was left critically injured in what appears to be a massive shooting spree in Michigan.
State troopers said they were called to a home on LaChance Road in Missaukee County at around 11.40am on Friday about someone being shot.
When troopers then arrived at the scene, they found three people dead and another critically injured.
Investigators later found another deceased person near a wooded area around Whitlock Lake and a fifth inside a separate home.
The shooting sparked a manhunt for the suspected gunman Chad Hickman, 39, who was considered armed and dangerous. But he, too, was also reportedly found dead.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (kX27y)
But this? This is a civilian war crime. This is attempted genocide. It's comic book villain shit in real life.
"Murder" doesn't even cover it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: goatexchange at August 14, 2026 06:08 PM (hyS0X)
Posted by: goatexchange at August 14, 2026 06:08 PM (hyS0X)
Yes.
This fucker's death should be televised.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:08 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:09 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:09 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 06:09 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 06:10 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:10 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (XCctI)
He should burn - but this was not just Fauci. So many were part of it. So many were willing victims - and perpetrators.
Personalizing it to Fauci can be both good and bad. I feel now like it's just a defense, and the safest of all since "nothing will happen" to him. "Well it was Fauci you see. That incorrigible Fauci! Good thing he's gone! Problem solved! What're you gonna do!!"
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
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No.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (2Cry5)
Not with that attitude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko with a wet sponge and a car battery at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (Gqar8)
And certainly plenty under state law for all his crimes.
It’s only a matter of will. Will anyone have the fucking big brass ones to indict this mini-mengele?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (XCctI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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Why did he get the 4th shot if the 3rd one messed him up?
People are really dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (kX27y)
"Oh shit, there's ethics right behind me!"
"I see it..."
*tak tak tak tak tak*
"Clear!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko with a wet sponge and a car battery at August 14, 2026 06:14 PM (Ot/FD)
Why did he get the 4th shot if the 3rd one messed him up?
People are really dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (FdpeO)
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Maybe it was Fox's policy?
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:14 PM (kX27y)
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Why did he get the 4th shot if the 3rd one messed him up?
People are really dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (FdpeO)
MY problem is this - NOW he’s talking about it?
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:14 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM (Gqar
Electrons, mostly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko with a wet sponge and a car battery at August 14, 2026 06:14 PM (Ot/FD)
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Why did he get the 4th shot if the 3rd one messed him up?
People are really dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026
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Because he was cheerleading for the admin and the entire hoax. Stupid, yes, but "At the time it seemed the right thing to do."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:15 PM (wzUl9)
People are really dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 06:13 PM (FdpeO)
Same reason he got the third one I imagine.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:15 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Astro is Asshoe at August 14, 2026 06:15 PM (/V68c)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:14 PM (kX27y)
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Still dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 06:15 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:15 PM (vrgy6)
3-0
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 06:15 PM (BI5O2)
And I'm not optimistic about unofficial measures, either.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (mQbp+)
Terry Moran's story gets spiked, "I'd never been angrier, I'm cursing and screaming in the booth, I'm absolutely livid, beside myself" so he continues to work at ABC and doesn't reveal it until now. Why do people do this?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)
People are really dumb.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026
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Maybe it was Fox's policy?
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026
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Leave us not forget that Fox is, and was, only slightly less lefty-looney than the other networks. It is not right-wing or truly conservative, despite what the leftoids say about it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (vrgy6)
4-0
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 06:17 PM (BI5O2)
MY problem is this - NOW he’s talking about it?
Posted by: tubal
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Him and Terry Moran both.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:17 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)
Money. Inertia. Arrogance. Stupidity. Who knows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:17 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 06:18 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 06:18 PM (UjdFS)
Their foolishness is on video. The Internet is forever.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:18 PM (vrgy6)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:12 PM
Ethics 301 test, first question:
Q: Is it proper for the ethics supervisor to be in a relationship with the person they are in charge of managing?
A: No ... dumbass!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (HlyYF)
Texts show that Fauci was a willing conspirator to mass murder.
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Not to mention Crimes Against Humans.
Make Nuremberg Trials Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (+Of5k)
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (heW36)
No indictments will come to fruition based on one simple philosophical point. To indict and serve justice to these people, it requires to admit THEY WERE WRONG. That, in itself, is a near impossibility. BUT, what truly is unfathomable is that they would, also, have to admit YOU WERE RIGHT, in the same breath.
That's not going to happen....EVER.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (dIske)
I am really surprised a grieving family member has not taken him out. He must have great security.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 06:20 PM (uhqfn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:20 PM (vrgy6)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2026 06:20 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 06:21 PM (heW36)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026
***
I had two things going for me. One, I'd never been a devotee of TV "news," ever, so I had no long-time habit of listening to them. And the second was AoSHQ and its stubborn, go-it-alone thinkers and readers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)
Perfectly safe!
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (heW36)
Maybe work on your aim then, asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:22 PM (Ot/FD)
In January of 2019 I was reading & finding all I could about cytokine storms. Figuring if we got it to keep our temps down as much as possible; altho knowing sometimes a fever is needed.
It was compared to the 1918 Influenza. The research of the new drug, aspirin, being given at toxic levels by MD's who tried. One doc gave baking soda alkaline water instead & his patients lived. Busy as well as shocked at how weirdly the news was developing. I knew that a N95 mask would not work & paper masks would not do anything for a virus.
I still stupidly wiped down groceries! Which was possibly the only stupid thing we did. At least I did not drive my car wearing a mask, so I get a gold star!
I think we got covid the first time in February 2020. Did fine. A cold & I am typically a mess with lung stuff.
Fauci is sad he got caught with his diaries. He's also rather stupid to think deleted emails are not in the Cloud.
What's even better is that his ego hung him with his own written petard!
Maybe he will go the way of Arday. His ugly bioethics wife can throw the middle finger for the rest of her days.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 06:23 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:23 PM (vrgy6)
A: No ... dumbass!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (HlyYF)
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And she gave us all the finger!
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:23 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026
***
He perched atop the goalpost, caught the ball, and dropped it into the basket.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:23 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)
Because they are news lispers. Paper hangers. Court jesters.
People like Nick Shirley are journalists.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 06:24 PM (RiE77)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:24 PM (vrgy6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 06:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:25 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 06:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 06:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 14, 2026 06:26 PM (jrgJz)
Perfectly safe!
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at August 14, 2026 06:19 PM (heW36)
Maybe work on your aim then, asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:22 PM (Ot/FD)
Better, invite Jumanji Jones to play with you!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 06:26 PM (uhqfn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (vrgy6)
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More Consciousness Of Guilt.
Usually the cover-ups are worse than the original crimes ... but when you've prematurely murdered & injured tens of millions worldwide with your frankenvirus bioweapon and "vaccine" supplemental bioweapons ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (+Of5k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026
***
Like the poor, the stupid we will always have with us.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)
_______________________________
Ummmm....how do you stand on the tried and true "5 second rule?" I don't want have revoke your credentials.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:28 PM (vrgy6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)
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I got covid March 2020. Decided right away no way am I getting the shot, banked on my acquired immunity. Reading blogs and staying away from mainstream news helped, as it just made me even more mad and stubborn. I never got tested but knew it was it when I lost all smell for a week. Husband got it from me and got tested and the hired county nurse calls me and demands I stay home for 2 weeks. No way.....and that was it in terms of listening to anybody in public health again.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:28 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 14, 2026
***
Execute ten percent of the miscreants, and feed the rest on barley.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 06:28 PM (xCuiu)
My coworker just got her second shingles shot
Inwardly I just quailed
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:29 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:30 PM (vrgy6)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 14, 2026 06:26 PM (jrgJz)
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This must be performed if only to confirm whether or not a Reptilian-Like ET is living within him.
/Do it for The
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:30 PM (+Of5k)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)
Pro Tip:
It's not going to be a secret for long if you keep talking about the secret back channel.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 202
***
I got something quite strong, very flu-like, in early December of 2019. Rest, food, medicines for symptoms, more rest, and I was okay within the usual time frame. Never caught anything again until the summer of 2022, not long after I brought Stirling home from the shelter. Maybe I'd picked up something from them. That time it was not as bad, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Miklos may have been imbibing at August 14, 2026 06:31 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 06:31 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:31 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 06:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:32 PM (vrgy6)
8
Investigators later found another deceased person near a wooded area around Whitlock Lake and a fifth inside a separate home.
The shooting sparked a manhunt for the suspected gunman Chad Hickman, 39, who was considered armed and dangerous. But he, too, was also reportedly found dead.
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He sure showed them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 06:32 PM (4Aqsh)
Many many people have said they were sick in December 2019.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:33 PM (kX27y)
Tucker Carlson?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 06:25 PM (2GVsD)
Her husband is British...Arday was found dead in London... Need I say more ??
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 06:33 PM (g47mK)
We have a DVD of The Awful Truth w/ Cary Grant and Irene Dunne to watch tonight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)
Just getting that forth shot should be enough just cause.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 06:34 PM (heW36)
1. "Great Candidate - not so great name- racists.
2. "I am dangerous.'
Nightly News
Dreamboat murdered a guy.
Trump abandons sailors
Other crap...
Snowflake is outside but resting on the windowsill over my kitchen sink. Too cute. 2am this morning, I got up, she got up, Ralphy got up and with a burst of energy trapped her behind the door. Tagged her with his nose and outside...
She was shocked.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:34 PM (vrgy6)
My coworker just got her second shingles shot
Inwardly I just quailed
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:29 PM (Ydd86)
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Just started visiting a new chiropractor in the area known to be very politically conservative, patriotic, and #Based.
His wife, while training a new employee, was performing an interview and some tests on me -- and asked if I had had any Covid Vaccines.
I recoiled in surprised horror and yelled "GOD, NO!"
She laughed, turned to the trainee, and said "Now, THAT'S what we like to hear from new patients ..."
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:35 PM (+Of5k)
Nobody's ever gonna' go to jail, go to jail, go to jail.
Nobody's ever gonna' go to jail, what difference does it make?
After all this time what difference does it make?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 06:36 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:36 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:36 PM (vrgy6)
We don't watch news. We were aware from reading online there was some flu thing going on.
Next door neighbor and her kids were playing outside and all were wearing masks. We were WTH?
Then the lockdowns and mask thing kicked off.
It still seems bizarre all that happened.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 06:36 PM (/QHx4)
Little man syndrome. As I've said, other boys (maybe girls like me) picked on him in school. He worked to be "the smartest man in the world" and adored by Julia Roberts (gag). His ego was far larger than his stature. And that's why he's doomed.
As a malignant pathological narcissist he's miserable being criticized.The worst thing possible other than prison for a narcissist who reached the peak. Trust me on this observation.
Three states are now suing him and more will follow. The pardon will not protect his money in states. His ego is forever damaged and his trashy bioethics wife can't change that for him.
Caught like a fly in the spider's web and he deserves every second awake and knowing he's a lying failure who used his position to murder. Getting caught due to his own inflated ego.
It's perfection if he is not drawn and quartered after facing a guilty sentence. To know he's angry, defeated, and this is the remainder of his life. Pleading the 5th did not save him from this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 06:37 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2026 06:37 PM (VMFAF)
They kept talking about the projected outcomes for the two groups of people - the vaccinated and the unvaccinated.
I was unvaxxed and got Covid once. My wife had to get vaxxed twice for her job (public school teacher) and got sick with positive Covid tests multiple times.
I would care for her at home and stay in close proximity, but never caught a second case.
I know that is anecdotal evidence, but people that have survived small pox don't need the small pox vaccine. That should have been the default position for the "scientists", but they lied (by omission) to push the vax.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:37 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 06:37 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 06:28 PM
Moron >>>>>>> Moran.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:38 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 06:38 PM (n5tGW)
I am ready to pilot this country to explosive growth. Ulululululululu!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 06:38 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:38 PM (vrgy6)
That means it worked.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 06:39 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
He might conveniently off himself by having another booster.
Posted by: Miklos has the prescription at August 14, 2026 06:39 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 06:38 PM (ExV1e)
Campaign song:
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:39 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 06:40 PM (UjdFS)
Just getting that forth shot should be enough just cause.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 06:34 PM (heW36)
Wrong John Roberts.
This is the pretty boy John Roberts that worked at CNN forver and then jumped ship to Fox after one of his colleagues annoyed him by looking at her phone while he was reading teleprompter and told her off live on air.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 06:41 PM (uhqfn)
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 06:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Miklos may have been imbibing at August 14, 2026 06:31 PM
Congrats, Miklos!
I believe it would be appropriate Moron protocol to use those actual alcohol lamps with the rope wick that we used in 6th grade science as your Drinking Lamp.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:41 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:41 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:36 PM (AlNse)
*******
Wow. We had a low grade fever with it the same month. You are very lucky, dude.
We all had 104 fevers with the last influenza we had when the boys were small. It took that to break the virus. We were alternating Tylenol & Advil and had a chart on the fridge not to overdose anyone as we parents were also out of it.
Oddly, last June I got covid on a flight from Honolulu. Had a headache. I HATE headaches with the passion of 1000 suns. I admit to drug seeking in the ED before I started harfing with pain. I had covid. (cont)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR)
Dude.
Posted by: Auspex
Credibility?
I'm talking paycheck
Posted by: Terry Moran, priorities at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:44 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 06:36 PM
Which book is this season based on?
I predict Reacher will begin sucking hard when they eventually switch from stories written by Lee Child, to those written by idiot Amazon show runners.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)
In June of 2025 the doc was cool with the fact I had covid and no other symptoms but a screaming headache. Told to alternate Tylenol and Advil for 3 days and isolate for those days. All was well.
I found it odd that it was the same treatment as we did for the flu in the mid-80s. I would not have taken an antiviral anyway. No one else got it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 06:44 PM (hzuYO)
I pointed out the vaccine was experimental, after a couple posters were figuratively doing cartwheels on their lawn because they were able to finagle an early inoculation. I was immediately attacked as some sort of nut. "It's not experimental!! It's just like the Flu shot we get every year!! REEEE" another guy said "We will not be silenced!" LOL! what?? I can tell who wants people to be silenced.
It was bizarre. Thankfully the moderator of the board allowed that, yes indeed, this was a brand new experimental vaccine of an untried technology. Notable too, I just wished them "good luck" in all sincerity. For their part, they wished DEATH on people who declined to participate. We are not dealing with rational people. I can't figure it out. It's almost a type of hypnosis or cult like conditioning.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:45 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Miklos remembers the 80s, somewhat at August 14, 2026 06:45 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (AlNse)
Luckily when we got hone I remembered I had horsepaste. 24 hours after some apple flavored gunk, I was completely better.
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:53 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM
Thanks vmom!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (HlyYF)
Don't get me wrong, I still think the classic childhood vaccines are needed: polio, measles, diphtheria, tetanus
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
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Whooping Cough, too (aka pertussis if I'm not mistaken)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 07:02 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Skip
I have to thank the medical-media complex, though. Their nonsensical and rabid insistence on these things made me see what was going on.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (i+Wsn)
I would have gone to the media (like LibsofTikTok), my top boss, the IG (as a whistleblower), both houses of Congress, and any state prosecutor I could think might have jurisdiction. Because even saying that on an official email is against the law.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 07:52 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: TJ jackson at August 15, 2026 12:47 AM (bXvrr)
The Left's New Charlie Manson, Dreamboat Killer Luigi Mangione, Pleads Guilty to Federal Stalking Resulting in a Death, Admits He Murdered Brian Thompson
If he's killed in prison, it's your fault.
Do better.And he'd better get life in prison. I'm seeing on twitter that New York state has a more expansive definition of double jeopardy than most states, or the feds, do. Double jeopardy usually applies for the exact same charges. So in most jurisdictions, a conviction for stalking with intent to kill would not result in a bar for prosecuting this scumbag for murder under New York state law. But apparently in New York, a judge might rule that the charges are close enough so that double jeopardy does apply. So if we don't get life in prison... well, this plea might wind up wiping out the New York state prosecution.
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges and admitted in federal court on Friday that he shot and killed a health care executive in Manhattan in 2024. "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan. I understood that my actions would place him in fear of death of bodily injury. I knew what I was doing was illegal," Mangione told the judge, the New York Times reported. Judge Margaret M. Garnett accepted the plea and said she will sentence Mangione on Dec. 18. He faces a maximum of life in prison. Mangione, 28, was not charged with murder in the federal case, which accused him only of stalking Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare. He still faces a murder charge in state court, which is scheduled to go to trial next month. In federal court, Mangione faced one count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death. Both charges carry a maximum potential sentence of life in prison.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (Lzhdy)
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If you're not Trump, that is!
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:24 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:24 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2026 05:24 PM (NVp2u)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (Lzhdy)
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Like William Faulkner wrote it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 05:26 PM (M+uMR)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2026 05:26 PM (0U5gm)
I think Luigi's fellow inmates are going to be having way too much fun to kill him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)
Things that will make that Mangina fella leave the prison in a body bag.
Posted by: What Ya Gonna Do? at August 14, 2026 05:27 PM (/2Ls3)
The longest sentence in the world is 13,955 words long, found in Jonathan Coe's novel The Rotter's Club. Other notable long sentences include James Joyce's Ulysses with 4,391 words and William Faulkner's Absalom, Absalom! with 1,288 words.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:28 PM (enNUy)
And how ANYONE would write a letter to the ugly and creepy Idaho College killer is beyond all comprehension.
I hope a big black man is his new love.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)
Mostly from women.
Posted by: Stateless
Potential threadwinner in the top 10. No mercy for the slow typists.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)
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When you build your own gun to be used one time in a stalking murder cumulatively over a thousand miles from your residence and the victim's residence. It MIGHT be premeditated.
Alternatively, it may be a standard Marvel Movie depending on seredipidous happenstance.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (dIske)
I'll be honest, I think it was a coin flip he would even get convicted at all. I can't believe the amount of people that somehow equate hating their health ins company and thinking that justifies murdering a CEO.
So I guess if a Medicare or Medicaid bureaucrat gets gunned down, totally fair game.
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: EFG at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (blyny)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
* feeds it to the grammar checker *
"This sentence is written at a 127th-grade level."
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 05:31 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 05:31 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:32 PM (xCuiu)
If this will have him fade into oblivion it is worth it if there is no appeal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:32 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 05:32 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2026 05:32 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:33 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 05:33 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Mangione's Attorneys at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 05:31 PM (3cUTc)
That was part of the civil rights acts. The assumption that a Kluxer couldn't get a real trial in certain states.
We have to assume that this is accurate, unfortunately.
Posted by: humans suck, retvrn to monke at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM (88C+u)
https://youtu.be/nPhCKwJ6ye8
You'll not be surprised that Candace did not rise to the occasion.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt)
I'll be honest, I think it was a coin flip he would even get convicted at all. I can't believe the amount of people that somehow equate hating their health ins company and thinking that justifies murdering a CEO.
So I guess if a Medicare or Medicaid bureaucrat gets gunned down, totally fair game.
Posted by: Leupold
To get him to plead, the feds either have other charges that would destroy Mangina's rep like sex tourism in Thailand sort of charges, or they threatened friends or family with accessory charges. Otherwise, why take the rap which precludes appealing anything other than the sentence.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:32 PM (xCuiu)
Had to have been a black WNBA player because if she was white there would be no suspension.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/)
"The recommended baseline sentence for federal stalking with violence is derived from USSG §2A6.2, which sets a base offense level of 18. This level increases by 2 levels for specific aggravating factors such as bodily injury, violation of a protection order, or use of a dangerous weapon, and by an additional 4 levels if multiple aggravating factors are present.
Key sentencing components include:
Base Offense Level: 18 for stalking or domestic violence under federal guidelines.
Aggravating Enhancements: An increase of 2 levels for a single aggravating factor (e.g., bodily injury or weapon use) and 4 levels for multiple factors.
Statutory Maximums: While the guideline range starts at level 18, statutory penalties under 18 U.S.C. § 2261A can range from 5 years to life imprisonment if the stalking results in death.
Recent Precedent: In recent high-profile cases involving stalking resulting in death, prosecutors have recommended sentences ranging from 24 to 30 years or life imprisonment, depending on the severity and specific circumstances. "
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)
What? Oh...
Never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 14, 2026 05:36 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 05:36 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:32 PM (xCuiu)
Bailiff, whack both their peepees. "Hers" too
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 05:36 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They should sign him to the WNBA. Domestic violence is all it has going on during a game.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2026 05:36 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: whig
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That really was something I was thinking, but obviously "secrets" will eventually come out, so why would anyone fall for a routine like that?
Plead guilty or we'll tell people you looked at child p#rn?
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM
She is so demonstrably stupid that it makes me wonder about her followers and their ability to continue breathing in and out without instruction.
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 05:37 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 05:37 PM (4NO2D)
/Now there's just one more thing I want from you...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 05:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 05:38 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 05:33 PM (eIzlH)”
In past cases (Rodney King, etc)…cops would get put on trial for assault, etc. This would be a state trial. They would be found Not Guilty. The Fed’s would then take a shot at them. But not for assault. They would charge them with conspiring to violate their civil rights. They got a conviction. Different type of charge = no double jeopardy.
Posted by: EFG at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM (blyny)
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026
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In pics taken around the time this happened, I thought he looked like Eminem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)
Just daring her to find him innocent.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)
They'll have a good time with him. OTOH, there'll be lots of crying women at his funeral...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (ccX9M)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (CNl8/)
If they think it will get them votes...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 05:41 PM (XuXeR)
He also said in his public speech that the White House was filled with beautiful young girls.he repeated that 3 times
Looking forward to Ace posting those clips
Posted by: Paul at August 14, 2026 05:41 PM (8QRXr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 05:41 PM (n5tGW)
So at he figured out a way to get out of paying for costly medical treatment even if he had a wealthy family.
Posted by: Brio at August 14, 2026 05:41 PM (s2rPQ)
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 05:38 PM (eIzlH)
Not all women care about height (and thank G-d for them, as a not tall dude) and as for good looks, I dunno. He looks fine. Lots of women think he looks fine. But they're fairly forgiving on that unless the guy is a near-literal toad like Jerry Nadler.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 05:41 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026
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Neither of which I've ever considered reading. Coe's novel is in good company.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (xCuiu)
Robinson's Lawyers admitted he shot Kirk and was a great aim so don't try to charge him with endangering others...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 05:42 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Brio
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Eh, for the most part, you don't want the med services offered in prison by the lowest cost bidder.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sid at August 14, 2026 05:43 PM (7s0pg)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 05:37 PM (2Xqig)
Glancing at comments sections on YouTube and X seem to confirm that 75% of her followers, and fiercest defenders, are women who have watched way too much true crime documentaries and are convinced they're the best detectives that ever detected.
And they are almost all adept at throwing out insults in ALL CAPs with exclamation points to show they really really mean it!!!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Karen, with septum piercing and hair color not found in nature at August 14, 2026 05:44 PM (0sNs1)
Offered him less than life?
My guess.
Posted by: MkY at August 14, 2026 05:44 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:40 PM (xCuiu)
This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Alexius IV at August 14, 2026 05:44 PM (88C+u)
"I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan. I understood that my actions would place him in fear of death of bodily injury. I knew what I was doing was illegal," Mangione told the judge, the New York Times reported.
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Shot him with a shitty improvised handgun.Which he helpfully kept in his backpack as he fled, instead of throwing it into a river.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 05:45 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: eff this troll in particular at August 14, 2026 05:45 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I think that may happen if the jury selection and pretrial rulings on excluding evidence goes poorly for the defense. Take the plea to save the life and if the state refuses, then try your best to not argue so much on guilt but save it for sentencing as the jury must impose a death sentence, not the judge.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Sid at August 14, 2026 05:43 PM
I wonder if it stopped the night from screaming in his ears.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM
An article I read said both lawyer sides said there was no plea bargain.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1)
It's also:
Today, August 14, 2026, features several fun and historic daily observances including National Creamsicle Day, National Navajo Code Talkers Day, National Financial Awareness Day, and World Lizard Day.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:47 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM
I suspect the feds were going to get a grand jury to indict him in Atlanta where he started his journey to kill the ceo. That is where he bought the gun and engraved the bullets he used to kill brian thompson. He would have been convicted there and faced life w/o parole.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (XCctI)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (skcH5)
Amen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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and Amen.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Leupold
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What if he did a kiddie in Thailand. There was a reason that he got into a physical fight with Lady Bois over there.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:49 PM (E4rtv)
78 Yup, and now some Very Large Queer is gonna do what he's gotta do right up Luigi's squeekhole.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:47 PM
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Reportedly, Luigi's back injury precludes him from having sex. But not all sex, I guess.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 05:49 PM (VWtfl)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Irate Jim Acosta wants people jailed should Trump's name go back up on the Kennedy Center building.
Very Serious journalisming going on here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 05:50 PM (ndZc7)
Were there recent cases where the victim was only mostly dead?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 05:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 05:50 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Possible. If he did as you said. Cross a bunch of state lines to do crime, the feds have a lot of law leverage to apply as the poor Jan 6ers found out.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:50 PM (E4rtv)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Irate Jim Acosta wants people jailed should Trump's name go back up on the Kennedy Center building.
Very Serious journalisming going on here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 05:50 PM (ndZc7)
Sorry... They voted to put it back and shut down for 2 years for repairs...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 05:51 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (enNUy)
I'm old enough to remember that Susan Smith did not get such a reaction in 1994(?).
There were a bunch of women who came wanting Smith to be executed and complained when she got life.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:51 PM (6ydKt)
Today, August 14, 2026, features several fun and historic daily observances including National Creamsicle Day, National Navajo Code Talkers Day, National Financial Awareness Day, and World Lizard Day.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:46 PM
Why don't we establish some Blog Days?
Lamont Day, Blog Lock-Out Day, Duncanthrax's Empire of Bats Café Day, Boob Day, etc., etc.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Heh. Ask AI yourself. But the sentencing guidelines you can actually put in the specific guideline at some defense attorney websites and it will spit out the sentencing range. Pretty funny and sobering at the same time.
Useful though for frequent fliers for defense attorneys I suppose as that sort of lawyer specializes in contacts with the prosecution and court to get a plea deal on the best terms you might get.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:53 PM (enNUy)
Who has the better prisons NYS or FedGov?
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 05:53 PM (PVBkQ)
Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 05:53 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1)
Centered Day
Gray Day
Same As In Town Day
Just Write It Off Day
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
Gray Day
Same As In Town Day
Just Write It Off Day
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
Nothing will happen Day
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:48 PM (enNUy)
I'm old enough to remember that Susan Smith did not get such a reaction in 1994(?).
There were a bunch of women who came wanting Smith to be executed and complained when she got life.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:51 PM (6ydKt)
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I no longer read of the abuse and murder of innocent children. I see the headlines and move on. It wounds my soul.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (enNUy)
Lamont Day, Blog Lock-Out Day, Duncanthrax's Empire of Bats Café Day, Boob Day, etc., etc.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1)
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Good idea, had to look up the lizard day, who designates these things??
World Lizard Day is an unofficial international holiday celebrated every year on August 14th. It is dedicated to appreciating lizards, learning about their diverse species, and raising awareness of their important roles in nature and as proper pets.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: nckate
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Solipsism where the rest of the family or kids don't matter, only the main character in the drama. A certain type of woman considers kids as expendable if it hinders their pursuit of their dreams. This type certainly thinks that of husbands/boyfriends.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv)
I watch a lot of videos of people talking about how fucked they are financially so, apparently, not many people celebrate this day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 05:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:56 PM (Ot/FD)
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um , no, but here is a better idea, start your own Empire of Bats blog and go wild!
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Community Notes
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Supermaxx in Colorado is about the harshest prison perhaps in the federal system. State, it would likely be from disorder rather than order. But, sometimes, as part of the plea deal, you can stay out of being sent to particular ones.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv)
It's a Brain in a Vat.
And the vat is full of Franzia.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)
But I'm also not totally dis.issing the possibility that man-blaming and hating have been made more fashionable by the always evil Left.
Posted by: Wally at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Charlie Manson at August 14, 2026 05:58 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:58 PM (6ydKt)
Hahahahahahahaha.
*breaths*
Hahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: That Guy at August 14, 2026 05:58 PM (1YJqW)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:59 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: H at August 14, 2026 05:59 PM (H1yGV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (Ot/FD)
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Looking back, I realize that my mother was an OG boxed wine mom.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 06:00 PM (BI5O2)
Mangione killed Thompson on December 4 2024, pleads guilty -- good lord, August 14, 2026? And gets sentenced December 18, 2026?
Does our justice system move rather slowly?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:00 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM
My wife used to be an attorney for abused children (guardian ad litem). She would come home from work and tell me over dinner about the sh*t conditions some innocent child had to face.
It took a while, but the "husband" portion of my brain eventually processed that was her means of moving on.
I, on the other hand, have an over-developed sense of vengeance. I woke up absolutely enraged at 3AM on multiple occasions.
Fortunately (for me), I was smart enough to stay far away from that courthouse.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (HlyYF)
Matt Walsh tied it to these same women wanting the ability to "abort" their children at any time after the kid is born for the same reasons that they should be able to abort their child during gestation.
I think it is simpler than that. The problem moral people have is that they project their vocabulary of morality on to people who have none. The idea that "you take from me is wrong. I take from you is right" is how most of humanity sees morality. Even "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" has underlying it the vocabulary of morality, that is why the pseudo-moral injection of "ability" and "need" to justify the theft.
Today's Leftist women do not know God and have reverted to the amoral state where:
I Benefit ≡ Good. You prevent my Benefit ≡ Bad
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (rgGn5)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 05:53 PM (enNUy)
I hope SC made her put on clown makeup before presenting her case.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: H at August 14, 2026 05:59 PM (H1yGV)
Or a documentary about the life of John Holmes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 06:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (kX27y)
Finally! My day has come!
*unzips fake human skin*
Alright, where all the hot Komodo Dragons at?
Posted by: Tucker Carlson - Lizard Person at August 14, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG)
Does our justice system move rather slowly?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:00 PM (XJ22o)
The judge in the case doesn't want to sentence him until after they see how the midterms go.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 06:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:55 PM (kX27y)
Finally! My day has come!
*unzips fake human skin*
Alright, where all the hot Komodo Dragons at?
Posted by: Tucker Carlson - Lizard Person at August 14, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG)
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[Grins]
— Diana
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 14, 2026 06:04 PM (XCctI)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Since you brought up Atlanta, wonder if he was involved in some of the Cop City escapades by Antifa there which spurred the later assassination.
Most of the troublemakers were from out of town, not locals and that might have put him squarely into terrorism charges which do carry the death penalty. Guy could be antifa related.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 06:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson - Lizard Person at August 14, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG)
Lizards piss and shit out the same hole.
But he also talks out that hole.
So he's more like a Spirochete person than a Lizard person.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:04 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 06:04 PM (y8wRt)
I Benefit ≡ Good. You prevent my Benefit ≡ Bad
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (rgGn5)
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People do not understand how unique Christianity is in terms of world religion. Exposing unwanted children or selling them into slavery is the human norm. Christians were looked on as weird when they raised foundlings as their own rather than enslave them.
As we re-paganize, we're getting all the same things the pagans did, like normalizing adultery, mainstreaming sodomy, infanticide and now the slave trade (via surrogate mothers).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 06:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 06:04 PM (y8wRt)
And that nose
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 06:05 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 14, 2026 06:05 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: H at August 14, 2026 05:59 PM (H1yGV)
Or a documentary about the life of John Holmes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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It is where we froze Judge Dredd and Wesley Snipes to be released later.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 06:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 06:05 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 06:06 PM (enNUy)
Army identified two soldiers who died when their Apache crashed outside Ft. Hood, TX
https://tinyurl.com/muw2emkp
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 06:06 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 06:06 PM (uhqfn)
What's the deal with the nutty mom who killed her 3 kids? It's like Andrea Yates all over again and somehow the dad's fault? No, anybody who kills their kids is at fault, entirely, completely. Women supporting her are total idiot loons.
Posted by: nckate
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I don't know about this case specifically, but postpartum psychosis just might be a thing. Hippocrates observed it. Earliest potential observations go back 2400 years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:06 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (yEz+x)
Does our justice system move rather slowly?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:00 PM (XJ22o)
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Better that a guilty man be allowed infinite appeals and the best defense that Communist China, Anarcho-Communist Democrats of America, and Anarcho-Commie Billionaires can buy -- than that an innocent & soon-to-be-broke-ass man with a public defender be allowed a speedy trial ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (+Of5k)
I'm betting these failed pugilists weren't of legal age if a 7-1 advantage couldn't take down Luigi.
Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 05:36 PM (Ydd86)
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Yes. Horrible to contemplate what they went through due to this deranged narcissist preening (ok. I will stop before I cuss and carry on).
It was premeditated. He planned it, crossing state lines. First degree murder of a man he did not know. Back pain as a reason my fat arse.
He was a poor little rich boy who went to a private HS. Valedictorian. At U Penn he graduated cum laude in engineering.
A gamer (! Maybe a furry?!) who developed a gaming development club (gag). Well paid AI guy who quit to spend more time "reading and doing yoga."
I guess he'll have more time for reading and yoga when he's not passed around in prison.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 06:08 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 06:07 PM (yEz+x)
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Godfather IV: Hole Food
"Leave the gun ... take the zucchini."
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:09 PM (+Of5k)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:11 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 06:16 PM (8jVAy)
Supermaxxx sounds like a type of tampon
Posted by: H at August 14, 2026 05:59 PM (H1yGV)
Or a documentary about the life of John Holmes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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It is where we froze Judge Dredd and Wesley Snipes to be released later.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 06:05 PM (E4rtv)
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Thirty-six years later in 2062: the merged cities of Los Angeles, San Diego, and Santa Barbara have become the pacifist utopia San Angeles -- ruled by the also cryogenically-frozen, malevolent, and controlling narcissist Dr. Tony Fauci.
/Where's the movie "Pitch Guy" when you need him?
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 06:17 PM (+Of5k)
Four hours? Thanks but no thanks. I can only tolerate crazy in small doses.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 06:29 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Vinnie Bugliosa at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (70cb5)
Then the Minnesota president of Minnesota’s United Health Care is shot by another Minnesota assassin.
I think we’ll find Gov. Timmy Trillions is at the center of both of these stories.
That, in fact, they are the $ame $tory.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 14, 2026 10:00 PM (KEyNh)
Cambridge's Fabulous Fabulist Jason Arday Found Dead, Assumedly By His Own Hand
This is your fault, Racists. You forced him to lie cheat and steal his way into a position he never had any right to, and you forced the woke communists of Cambridge to promote him to such a high position that his inevitable downfall would be deadly.
Benjamin Ryan
@benryanwriter 50m Jason Arday found dead Academic had resigned from the University of Cambridge last week Jason Arday, the former University of Cambridge professor, has been found dead. Mr Arday was found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea, south London, on Friday afternoon. He was later pronounced dead at the scene. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said officers were called by the London Ambulance Service at 3.12pm on Friday. He said: "Sadly, a 41-year-old man was pronounced dead at the scene. His next-of-kin have been informed and are being supported by officers. "At this time his death is being treated as unexpected, but is not believed to be suspicious. The case is being investigated by officers from the Met's Central South Command Unit. A file will be prepared for the coroner."
I can't even stand the sight of you. #DoBetter, Racists. #DoBetter. I'm not gloating here. Any death is sad. I'm merely reacting, proactively, to the attempt by the left to shame me for their elevation of a basket-case dullard and liar to a perch he would inevitably fall from.
Adrian HiltonRemember, entitled, privileged narcissists are too sheltered and weak and fragile to handle the consequences of their actions. So it's incumbent on you to protect them from those consequences. So you have to indulge them as they kill members of your family. "Why is all of this happening to meeeeeee?"
@Adrian_Hilton
Prof Hilary Cremin @CamEdFac is a disgrace to Education. Baroness Morgan @FitzwilliamColl and Sonita Alleyne @JesusCollegeCam need to resign. And so should the Vice Chancellor of @Cambridge_Uni, Deborah Prentice, who has plunged this once great University to the depths. All those who sat on the two panels and judged Jason Arday worthy of two professorial positions need to search their souls. I said a few days ago that this scandal was of Shakespearean proportions: it is now a monumental tragedy. Shame on all those who never assessed his academic inadequacy and the consequences for his emotional vulnerability.
A South Carolina woman accused of drunkenly crashing into a bride and groom on their wedding day appeared in court for her bond hearing. The suspect, Jamie Komoroski, who has pleaded not guilty, was denied bond. @DeborahNorville and @StevenFabianTV have the story. pic.twitter.com/JYTno5lUXZ
— Inside Edition (@InsideEdition) August 1, 2023
🚨 Newly released bodycam footage from the deadly 2023 crash shows convicted drunk driver Jamie Komoroski screaming for officers to check on newlywed Samantha Hutchinson after slamming into her golf cart on her wedding night.
— Brandon Tatum (@TheOfficerTatum) August 7, 2026
Komoroski, whose BAC was later measured at 0.261%,… pic.twitter.com/eJxecGPGIG
“I don’t want to go to prison for 15 years…”
— Robbie Harvey (@therobbieharvey) August 11, 2026
More footage of Jamie Komorski who was convicted of DUI manslaughter and killing a new bride on her wedding day. pic.twitter.com/9mymsyxjVR
Also from the pollsters' analysis: "El-Sayed is underperforming with Black voters, women and suburban voters compared with former Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.
— Josh Kraushaar (@JoshKraushaar) August 13, 2026
Rogers similarly trails Trump’s 2024 support among voters under age 30 and…
(((Harry Enten)))
@ForecasterEnten
Despite all the talk of climate change, voters, simply put, don't care. Climate ranks 14th on list of top issue for the midterm vote (at 3%). Those who say it's a very big problem is the same as in 2016 (~40%). Not even a majority agree humans cause any climate change.
Despite all the talk of climate change, voters, simply put, don't care.
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) August 12, 2026
Climate ranks 14th on list of top issue for the midterm vote (at 3%).
Those who say it's a very big problem is the same as in 2016 (~40%).
Not even a majority agree humans cause any climate change. pic.twitter.com/IQYG9xPYmc
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (LX4y3)
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Shame on you, morons.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: The Old Fart's Almanac at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)
Best of Breed and Hound Group 4 for The Big Dummy at today's Cen-Tex KC show. Well done, you big dope!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 04:41 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (T8bqm)
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I'm skeptical they'd lock him up even then.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (+iWzK)
as a commenter said in an older thread, he plagiarized his death.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: AWFL American Teachers at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)
I don't ever remember being that drunk. I'm not saying that I haven't, I just don't remember it.
Posted by: The Old Fart's Almanac at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (pLPqp)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (2HopN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)
All day all night.
Gah, I hate political ads. That’s the one thing about NYC tv, no political ads.
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (T8bqm)
Clips of him repeating over and over "I am dangerous" but no context aside from 'I am dangerous.'
To what....cheesecake?
But still, it begins.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: No One Ever at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (odVWi)
Cambridge's Fabulous Fabulist Jason Arday Found Dead, Assumedly By His Own Hand
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Let's wait until Sunday morning before drawing any conclusions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (O0L8i)
Climate change is bullshit.
Demographic change is happening for realsies right in front of our eyes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (iJfKG)
They must have just released a bunch of those Jamie Komoroski videos. It all happened in 2023 but they're bubbling into my YouTube feed like mad.
If you're going to do Japanese Walking, plug in your earbuds and listen to her carry on like that for over an hour.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (XJ22o)
I am indifferent. People around the world that I don't know die every day, mostly pointlessly.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)
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And why doesn't the graph have data more recent than 2018?
Posted by: Math! at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (2HopN)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (3uBP9)
"Bitch set me up" was the longest rant we heard. This is embarrassing.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Math! at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (2HopN)
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Another excellent point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: sifty boones
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Ardaywas probably compelled to use graphs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM
The Alfred Kinsey of Margaret Meads.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (3uBP9)
To repeat my genius self, I'm going to go a little Norm MacDonald here and worry about the anti-white backlash that Arday's suicide will cause. Guys, it's going to be furious. hashtag #YouKilledJasonArday
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:47 PM (3uBP9)
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I think I found the problem...If that were true, the graph would make sense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (FZ29D)
However, to never address what he did as a lying, plagerist DEI hire (as far as I know and it ain't much, baybee)...well.
He was ruthlessly picked on when the TRUTH came out of his dreamy world of lecturing about racism vs the syllabus. He probably thought the syllabus was a "silly bus" after many years of riding the short bus.
Based on my excellent observations as a world renowned anthropologist (if he can pretend, so can I), he wasn't "all there" in his noggin. Flat affect in photos. Eyes like Little Orphan Annie in the cartoons.
I also base all of my observations due to Saturday morning cartoons or watching the Three Stooges at an early age for many years.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:49 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:50 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: sifty boones
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Ardaywas probably compelled to use graphs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (XeU6L)
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But probably not his own.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (p3pWU)
And the trans genocide.
So, you know, I'm all broken up over here.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Summer COVID Spike 2026...or the Jooooooos at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (odVWi)
I guess it was almost impossible for them to realize that most people aren’t as stupid as they themselves are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (Ol0VD)
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: In the voice of Dennis Miller at August 14, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)
I can't wait for the TikTok Nancy Drews to start trolling for clicks and attention with their deep forensic knowledge accumulated over the years binge watching CSI and Columbo that ends up blaming everyone except Jason Arday
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 04:52 PM (BvPIe)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (+iWzK)
Yoo-hoo!
Posted by: Recycling at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt)
That being said, if he wanted to go out and make everyone forget the plagiarism DEI scandal.....
....auto erotic asphyxiation live on Tok Tok.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Youre out of milk at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (W+TLY)
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I'm skeptical they'd lock him up even then.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Or he runs into an armed citizen who tells him "Homey don't play that!" before being ventilated.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (+iWzK)
The feds are probing a shadowy nonprofit’s $100 million anti-Israel “war chest” allegedly amassed by a glamorous ally of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, a racecar-driving billionaire and a Texas private equity mogul, The Post has learned.
The Department of Homeland Security is investigating a UK-based outfit known only as PFF, scrutinizing whether it illegally funneled donor funds to Al-Haq, a Palestinian group sanctioned by the US in September, sources said.
https://tinyurl.com/3dv6bzye
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y)
I'm not too surprised by his suicide.
Arday had "crazy eyes" in every photo I saw him in. IMHO anyway.
We talk a lot here about chicks with crazy eyes but he definitely had them as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (xCuiu)
John Profumo was forced to resign after lying to Parliament about his relationship with Christine Keeler. He went to work as a volunteer for an East End charity and remained for the rest of his life raising funds. He never spoke about the scandal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (O0L8i)
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I blame Drumpfffff and his Jew Puppet-Masters ... but mostly Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (I8urf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (p3pWU)
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (3uBP9)
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I gotta wonder, how heavy of a drinker do you have to be to still be conscious at that BAC?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (CNl8/)
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Nah, bro.
Degree from Cambridge isn't worth much now, is it?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Community Notes
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I can. I can wait a very long time before Candace Ovens or some of the other twits fascinated with fake and gay crime theories on the net actually expose their ignorance and stupidity for bucks.
I can even wait beyond my human death before dealing with their twaddle.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)
We wanted another line across her face, so we just inverted it.
Posted by: Number Don't Lie- Graphs Do! at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (i+Wsn)
Ahhh, no, not exactly.
Komoroski was in South Carolina attending the College of Charleston and working at a bar part-time.
She is actually a New Jersey woman.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (O0L8i)
Edith Keeler's grandma?
Posted by: J T Kirk IV at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (O0L8i)
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Remember Ward Churchill, from decades ago? He died today of natural causes. Arday could have pasted his life together, BUT --
That said, I think he was a different case. Not a cool grifter like some of our DEI proteges, but really mentally ill for some time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (XJ22o)
I pity his parents whom I hope loved him.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Before that, Quadrophenia featured that area as Jimmy's neighborhood, if you go through the photo booklet explaining the story included with the original pressing.
It was and is still a remarkable symbol and is now preserved as a museum right now. Who's former Ramport Studio is just around the corner from it.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:56 PM (3cUTc)
She was working at a bar, and from the stories being told she had lots of practice drinking every day/night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:46 PM (O0L8i)
lol I hadn’t thought about this being Friday afternoon . This could make Ben Hur look like an Epic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (Ol0VD)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)
For me, it was a Tuesday.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)
I'll just say the Cambridge degree isn't what it was.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: goatexchange at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (hyS0X)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)
Where does projectile vomiting fit in?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
London is now a majority of foreigners and their chilluns. And that includes Battersea. The area used to be working white class as the power plant showered the area regularly with coal ash bits.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)
Nice thoughts, but I would expect that of you. San Franpsycho.
May his friends and family (for those that are believers ) find strength and comfort from God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (+hwtP)
She'll live longer in prison.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:58 PM (G4i8c)
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My sister in law post mortem had a BAC of .40 and died slumped over her toilet at home. Couldn't beat the juice.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (kX27y)
Seemed like the trick was to never be found out.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)
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If you don't want to be found out, you don't highlight a pile of manifestly implausible accomplishments.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (O0L8i)
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We are creating a genocide of academic pretenders!!!
If they don't have their pretense, they'll just KILL themselves!
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)
I pity his parents whom I hope loved him.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Eh, it will get published one way or another even posthumously and finished by a ghostwriter if necessary and mebbe even make back the advance due to notoriety.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (xCuiu)
Myself, I had to pass myself off as white in racist Canada and the story continues....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: runner
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Interesting. Remembering the polls saying he was something of a loser.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: The Nancy Kerrigan of Vehicular Homicide at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (I/0M6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (n5tGW)
If they don't have their pretense, they'll just KILL themselves!
Posted by: Axeman
Most, in fact, won't. They will just double down with their defenders and end up like Claudine Gay, making bank on the down low.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: werewife at August 14, 2026 05:04 PM (5ayY3)
"A survey by Survation for Mandate Research of voters in Clacton suggests Mr Farage would win 73 per cent of the vote, while his main rival Count Binface could sweep up an estimated 20 per cent of the vote."
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:05 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 05:05 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (VQ0bX)
It's For The Children.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (AlNse)
Myself, I had to pass myself off as white in racist Canada and the story continues....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)
Sounds like a situation for Soul Man.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (g47mK)
Thanks.
I didn't even know his election was yesterday.
Forgot all about it.
So I'm guessing Farage's main opponent, "Count Binface" got around 40% of the vote? Not bad for a joke candidate.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (g47mK)
That's Florida girl level drinking
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Zombie Jason Arday at August 14, 2026 05:07 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK)
Righty-O!
Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)
Seemed like the trick was to never be found out.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)
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If you don't want to be found out, you don't highlight a pile of manifestly implausible accomplishments.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Some frauds want it to be exposed because they know that they are pretending to be something they are not. Weird psychological trick to get out of an untenable situation--cheaters get more flagrant with thinner tissue of lies, fraudsters get more grandiose in their claims, druggies keep upping their dose to dance with the devil.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Pittsburgh's Own Andy Warhol at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Before that, Quadrophenia featured that area as Jimmy's neighborhood, if you go through the photo booklet explaining the story included with the original pressing.
It was and is still a remarkable symbol and is now preserved as a museum right now. Who's former Ramport Studio is just around the corner from it.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM
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A rather different version of Battersea Power Station plays a major role in Mark Hodder's Adventures of Burton & Swinburne alternate-history novels.
Posted by: werewife at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (5ayY3)
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why was this book even published? It should be classified as fantasy. he's a fabulist.
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2026
Format: Hardcover
This book is not a memoir, it is fiction. Everyone who thinks this book bears any relationship to reality should read the copious reporting on the author, who is clearly a fabulist. He claims he couldn't speak until he was 11: there are interviews with people who knew him as a child who say he was chatty. He claims he had a variety of different cancers, and appears to change which ones. He claims to have gone on a trip to Brazil with a program that doesn't take volunteers on such trips. His story changes every time someone asks him a question. I mean, read it if you want, but whatever lessons you take from it are based on fiction.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:03 PM (VQ0bX)
Farage’s only opponent in this race was Count Binface, a comic who only appears in public wearing a homemade suit of medieval armor.
I wouldn’t brag about getting 60% if I were him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (Ol0VD)
About the span and pace of a Presidential State of The Union Show Drinking Game.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (9s47C)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Either this wallpaper goes or I do. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. I die that France may live. Hold my beer and watch this.
Yours truly,
Jason Arday
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (sFNX2)
If you want to have some fun, look up the record BACs every recorded. Among people who survived.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)
That is what happens when you have non-Judeo-Chritian values.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (Ob0TG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 04:57 PM (3cUTc)
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I've been meaning to tell you how much I love your nic.
I guess I never reached those levels in college. I did harf under a pick up once (I don't know why) while camping one night. That's where one of my male posse found me. He asked me what I was doing and I told him I did not know. Thankfully not dead or run over. I guess it was because I never harf and took shelter.
Someone, I think, put Everclear in the punch that night as I had famous hollow legs for parties as a supermodel. I could hold my own when others faded away.
I've never had a black out, thankfully, and only harfed twice in college.
I'd get "the spins" and go outside for fresh air. The man who married me said I did this twice and recovered with him. Once after a lesbo asked me out and he had to tell her I was straight. We were not dating at the time and I argued with him that I was not straight as I did not understand lesbians at 22yrs.
I hated that story of the bride getting killed after her wedding. Very sad and I did not read it again and hope she rots in prison
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (hzuYO)
PDT to make the Strait of Hormuz an American Territory.
not the Bee.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (GdrUi)
Posted by: Depends at August 14, 2026 05:10 PM (JM9I6)
Way before that point I'd be laying in bed, hugging a trashcan, with one foot on the floor to keep the world from spinning at the speed of light.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)
PDT to make the Strait of Hormuz an American Territory.
not the Bee.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (skcH5)
*******
Love it!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:10 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: werewife
Making people into legends can do that because even if the legend is largely true, then the inevitable pivot by the media is to destroy what it created. Don Henley is a thoroughgoing asshole but Dirty Laundry is a brilliant song that shows the media who they are.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)
She was at the scene getting checked out by EMTs so I guarantee they took a blood sample ASAP because she was obviously blitzed.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
I disagree; there are many death row inmates that deserve death, as well as a number of terrible people like commies.
(I do know what you meant.)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Camebridge LLC at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: I don't care even a little at August 14, 2026 05:12 PM (I/0M6)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 05:12 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)
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Or you drop a laptop off for service, and never come back to pick it up...
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Camebridge LLC at August 14, 2026 05:11 PM (NtVYv)
That's September 19th (Talk like a Pirate Day)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (0U5gm)
The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: werewife
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I think it also plays a part in a British Cold Case episode or mebbe that was New Tricks.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)
The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)
I'm surprised some Ruskie didn't hold the record...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)
Need to quit that I think.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)
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Maybe people who aren't professional alcoholics. You would be astonished at the BAC levels measured for drunks. They "should" be passed out, but they aren't.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (AlNse)
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What an excellent idea. Get on a rocket, go to the moon and get drunk...$$$$$$
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (sV8tK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)
A pair of pickled Poles?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Garbage In, Garbage Out at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (/2Ls3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (xCuiu)
___________________________
No, it's an infomercial about the dangers of eating lead paint chips off the window sill.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (Cqx++)
They usually became the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (9s47C)
Just kill me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (NH1wh)
I'd just started Japanese walking
Walking Japanese? I really think so.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (Cqx++)
Wok dis way, talk dis way...
Posted by: Yan Can Wok at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 05:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: most honorable commenter at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (I/0M6)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (l26NL)
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That's racist!
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (xCuiu)
According to the Internet, Poland doesn't have much higher overall alcohol consumption compared to the rest of Europe, but it's concentrated over the weekends. They don't so much drink every day, but tend to go on big weekend benders.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
It was plagiarized from another meme?
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (VHUov)
Do you have to put them on leashes?
Posted by: most honorable commenter at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (I/0M6)
Ha!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (l3cgK)
The top two record BACs were set by two Polish men. One had 1.48% after a car crash. That didn't kill him, but his injuries did. The second was 1.37%. He was found unconscious by the roadside, and survived.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (w6EFb)
I'm surprised some Ruskie didn't hold the record...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)
Not out of the realm of possibility they were part Russian.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
Little known fact: Egyptians didn't really walk around like that.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational videos as "Lead Paint, Delicious but Deadly," and "Here Comes The Metric System!"
Posted by: Troy McClure at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)
Not out of the realm of possibility they were part Russian.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
They don't keep records of that kind of shit. That's just life.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)
Wiki says some guy in South Africa at ~1.6%. Driving a van with 15 stolen sheep. But Poland ranks very high on the list with some over 2% but that was taken postmortem.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (3uBP9)
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What an excellent idea. Get on a rocket, go to the moon and get drunk...$$$$$$
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (sV8tK)
I'd like to try some Romulan ale.
I hear good things.
I'm probably going to skip the Bloodwine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:20 PM (xCuiu)
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Maybe people who aren't professional alcoholics. You would be astonished at the BAC levels measured for drunks. They "should" be passed out, but they aren't.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (AlNse)
Death is possible at 0.40%...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:20 PM (l3cgK)
RIP, Jason. You deserved truth. Unfortunately, individuals didn’t respect you enough to tell you the truth so you could reach your goals without their help.
Marxists treat everyone like a prop. Once your usefulness is gone you’re tossed away like trash.
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 05:20 PM (ccX9M)
I was never a supermodel.
But I could have been one! Maybe! My mother said no to any requests of California travel in college, and here I am, a nurse with grandchildren. Livin' the life fandango!
Granted if it took a Weinstein event to get on the cover of a magazine it would not have happened. However I would be famous due to headlings for the injuries inflicted on anyone who tried.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (6+ehB)
You're three sheets to the wind and they found you behind the wheel of the car you crashed into a couple of newlyweds.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (3uBP9)
OK. What is Japanese walking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (i+Wsn)
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What an excellent idea. Get on a rocket, go to the moon and get drunk...$$$$$$
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2026 05:15 PM (sV8tK)
I'd like to try some Romulan ale.
I hear good things.
I'm probably going to skip the Bloodwine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)
*sees above*
*makes sour face*
Posted by: Lt Commander Montgomery Scott at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (hzuYO)
Dad!
Posted by: Drunken Monster Child at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (/2Ls3)
Posted by: No One Ever at August 14, 2026 04:45 PM (odVWi)
If you recall the bust of the lame-ass plot to attack the White House lawn UFC etc. shindig, there was this one fat, prematurely balding, neckbearded basement troll who bought some rather expensive guns and accessories. And I said, you know, there's someone for everyone. And if he had spent that money flying out to meet and woo Greta, well, he probably would've failed.
But! It would've gotten him out of the basement, and then back home, there may have been a lonely femcel -- okay maybe a 2, but an actual XX -- ready to take advantage of his defeat. And also, he wouldn't be in prison. Lose/win(?)/win! (Which is the best net some can hope for.)
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (L3Npt)
If there is a death I would gloat over it would be the death of DEI. It can't come soon enough.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (YxMyw)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (3uBP9)
Proof is percentage x 200...100 proof is 50% alcohol...yeah, no maths, but you asked.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:22 PM (l3cgK)
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Right - again, for people who aren't professional alcoholics.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (AlNse)
Record highest ever recorded in the US was in LA in 1982, with a *woman* who clocked in at 1.33%. and who was conscious and "oriented". That made the medical journals.
These, including those Poles, are extreme outliers -- high tolerance. Most of the population would be dead at those levels. ) The other US records are at the 0.7 - 0.8% range.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (w6EFb)
But I could have been one! Maybe! My mother said no to any requests of California travel in college, and here I am, a nurse with grandchildren. Livin' the life fandango!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO)
And here I was picturing you as Christie Brinkley every time I read your paragraphs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (hmYU4)
159 Arday and Churchill die at about the same time. Academia turning around? Nah
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 05:13 PM (xCuiu)
Churchill lived far too long, Arday lived… wait that doesn’t really work like I thought it would.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 05:24 PM (Ol0VD)
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Right - again, for people who aren't professional alcoholics.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (AlNse)
My 48 year old sis in law as I mentioned above was a pro alcoholic and .40 killed her.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 05:25 PM (kX27y)
And here I was picturing you as Christie Brinkley every time I read your paragraphs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)
We could be sisters or cousins but different smiles. I also lack plastic surgery.
Bless your heart.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 05:26 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Sorry, Fen. Ace mentioned it on the last post. Also called intermittent walking. Three minutes at a fast pace, three minutes at a normal pace.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:26 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)
I think they calculate it now based on what you blow at the scene and at the police station, then grab your bodyweight and work backwards. That's what I surmise given bodycams.
Posted by: pookysgirl is making an educated guess here at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (Wt5PA)
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Right - again, for people who aren't professional alcoholics.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:23 PM (AlNse)
My 48 year old sis in law as I mentioned above was a pro alcoholic and .40 killed her.
Posted by: beckster
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You can choke on your own vomit at far lower concentration. Number of ways to die when you are intoxicated so you get Death by Misadventure from the coroner. Same with od'ing. You live until suddenly you don't.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Fixx at August 14, 2026 05:37 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 05:08 PM (AlNse)
I think they calculate it now based on what you blow at the scene and at the police station, then grab your bodyweight and work backwards. That's what I surmise given bodycams.
Posted by: pookysgirl is making an educated guess here at August 14, 2026 05:29 PM (Wt5PA)
But not what Kumala blows...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 05:39 PM (l3cgK)
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Aren't we obliged to celebrate it a la The Death Cult Commies celebrating The Burning, Looting, & Murdering of 2020, the assassinations of Charlie Kirk & Brian Thompson, and the near-assassinations of R CongressCritters and President Trump?
/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 05:45 PM (+Of5k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Everybody's talking 'bout the new way you're walking.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 05:47 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: anthony bourdain at August 14, 2026 05:57 PM (FivJq)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:27 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Dale at August 14, 2026 06:30 PM (f45WX)
Posted by: Another Anon at August 14, 2026 06:33 PM (4h45B)
Trump Signs Executive Order Calling for Reforms in Child Vaccination Schedules; Pete Hegseth Wants a High-T Armed Forces
"Less controversial"? The left has opposed all of these proposals, including the ones they used to support. I saw media headlines asking if ultraprocessed foods, full of chemical preservatives and additives, were really bad for you like RFKJr. says. Motherf***ers, you've been decrying ultraprocessed foods for fifty f***ing years. Now of all a sudden you're not so sure?
President Donald Trump on Monday signed an executive order calling for revamped childhood vaccine recommendations that promote his long-held but discredited theory that childhood shots should be spaced out into separate medical visits. The order advocates separating the measles, mumps and rubella (MMR) vaccine into three different single-disease shots and administering all childhood immunizations at separate appointments whenever possible. It also directs the nation's health department to improve research on vaccines, which are already extensively studied, and present a plan to offer separate measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines for children, since that is not currently an option in the United States. The renewed focus on vaccines marks a departure from the Trump administration's recent efforts to emphasize less controversial health policies related to healthy eating, drug price negotiations and medical fraud crackdowns ahead of November's midterm elections.
Oh dear, in the two months between vaccinations a child might encounter some of these largely-controlled diseases.
Public health experts have raised concerns that spacing out shots as Trump suggests can lead to an increased risk that children become infected with a vaccine-preventable disease before returning for another visit.
Childhood vaccines -- and how and when to give them in combination -- go through rigorous studies, and safety tracking continues for years as the shots are used. Trump called the announcement a "major victory for parents rights, religious and constitutional rights, and for the gold standard science."Trump's order specified that the schedule take account of the medical practices of other "peer, developed countries." In other words, other rich, advanced countries that aren't shithole countries with their heads up their asses. In other words: Europe and Japan. Because Europe and Japan aren't as vaccine-crazy as the American establishment wants this country to be. But this article doesn't mention that, because they don't want to admit to readers there are disputes about the American vaccination schedule, and those disputes are found in advanced, wealthy countries. And they do that because the "elites" do not believe in science or even democratic discussion. They believe in authoritarianism, and they like to claim "all of the experts" agree with us on this, so shut up, peon, and do what your superiors have commanded. It is deadly to this argument to admit that the experts in other advanced countries disagree. So they just don't even mention that. But the media is here to inform you, right?
Oh well we certainly wouldn't want any "uncertainty" about what our Medical Experts have decided is best for us, would we? They got everything 100% right during covid, right? The media is also freaking out because Pete Hegseth declared that good testosterone levels are good for military performance, and obviously the women and soyboys of the media react to testosterone like scraggly genderfuck vampires react to garlic.
Speaking about the order at the Oval Office on Monday, Trump repeatedly suggested the number or timing of vaccines could play a role in rising rates of autism spectrum disorder, even as scientific consensus and decades of studies have firmly concluded there is no link. The order also includes several changes to the childhood vaccine schedule that his health department has already attempted, but that have been blocked by a federal judge. A White House official who insisted on anonymity to brief reporters said Trump was within his right to provide his own recommendation through the executive order and said the lawsuit blocking the health department's schedule was a separate issue. Dr. Andrew Racine, president of the American Academy of Pediatrics, said the announcement spreads uncertainty, fear and confusion where "there doesn't need to be any of that." He disputed Trump's recommendations and said previous ones should stand.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for "testosterone deficiency" among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their "absolute best." The screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members' required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video on social media, Hegseth said receiving testosterone replacement therapy would be voluntary. In the video, Hegseth simply refers to troops, though it appears he is talking about only testing men in uniform for hormone irregularities.Good Lord, they can't even let a program to test for testosterone be about men. They want to know why they're not screening women for testosterone, too.
Sign. What's the number of post-menopausal women in the military? A couple hundred? You know, the great bulk of the military is 1, Male, and 2, ages 20 to 40? And does a deficiency in estrogen reduce performance? I'm not saying that estrogen replacement isn't important for women. As I understand it, it improves women's lives and was wrongly withheld from women for decades due to flawed studies suggesting it was dangerous. But we cannot talk about men's issues for one single fucking second without the left shrieking But what about the hundred and fifty postmenopausal women in the military?!! WHAT ABOUT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO MATTER?!
The move comes as other Trump administration officials have begun to advocate for men to have easier access to testosterone replacement therapies, but the messaging from Hegseth and others blends known science on the hormone with broader, and less substantiated, claims. When asked what conditions Hegseth was looking to address with the new policy, the Pentagon referred to Hegseth's remarks in the video that mentioned keeping troops "strong, resilient and capable" and that the rigors of the modern battlefield demand "maximum psychological and mental readiness." Over the past several years, special operations troops -- and specifically Navy SEALs -- have come under scrutiny for their use of testosterone and similar substances to enhance performance. The death of a SEAL recruit during training in 2022 led to a discovery of substances in his possession, including testosterone, and revealed far more rampant drug use among the elite program than was previously acknowledged. A year after the recruit's death, the Navy said it would begin a drug-testing program to screen for "any hormonal substance, chemically or pharmacologically related to testosterone, that promotes muscle growth." Hegseth said his new initiative is "not about artificial enhancement." The Pentagon did not respond to questions about what research or academic studies underpinned the move. It also didn't say if female troops would be able to be evaluated for estrogen-based therapy as they entered perimenopause.
Again, what would we do without experts? In other health news: There's a trend of AWFULs getting extra covid boosters they don't need just to own the CHUDs. Oh, and cause a miscarriage, too. But I don't think these women are likely to be pregnant.
Testosterone levels in men decline naturally with age and have long been linked to issues like erectile dysfunction, low libido, mood changes and weight gain. But experts have debated for years how to diagnose those problems and whether they should be treated by replacing the hormone. Hegseth's announcement comes as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and other Trump administration officials are moving to make it easier for doctors to prescribe testosterone. Last month, the Food and Drug Administration proposed easing prescribing limits on testosterone gels, pills, patches and injections. ... But many influencers and proponents of Kennedy's "Make America Healthy Again" movement tout testosterone as a way to look younger, build muscle and stay mentally sharp -- although those uses aren't accepted by most medical experts.
BREAKING - White liberal women are starting a trend of getting COVID booster shots to get back at RFK Jr., MAGA, and Florida for removing vaccine mandates. pic.twitter.com/LmJ7fuv6Ge
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
It's called Japanese walking, and it's popping up everywhere from group chats to doctors' offices this summer. The idea started with exercise scientists in Matsumoto, Japan, who have spent almost two decades studying it, long before anyone filmed themselves doing it for social media. What makes it different from your usual walk is the timing. You speed up, then slow down, then speed up again, switching every few minutes instead of holding one pace the whole time. No gym membership, no equipment, just a sidewalk, a track or a treadmill and a willingness to change gears.I'm going to try this. I used to try to walk really fast as exercise. Sometimes I could walk as fast as 13 minutes for a mile. The problem with that is: It takes a lot of mental effort and concentration. Unless you are literally concentrating in motivating your body to walk much faster than it does naturally all the duration of the walk, you will inevitably just stop walking at that pace. Your body doesn't maintain that pace automatically. You slow down into your normal pace, not because you're tired (though it does take exertion) but just because your brain isn't telling your legs to walk as fast as possible. You always have to keep mentally focused on keeping the pace as fast as possible, and frankly it's a bitch. If you want to just kind of think and daydream while walking, you're out of luck trying to maintain a fast pace. You will be thinking of walking fast and nothing else. But... I do think I could keep that kind of mental focus for three minutes, before relaxing into a more normal gait. And then focus again for three minutes. Et cetera. Keeping focused for 30-40 minutes is hard, but maybe just focusing three minutes at a time is doable. I have no gains to report. Well, I guess maintenance gains. Do you have any gains? Marco Rubio doesn't. And he seems almost proud of that.
Why So Many People Are Skipping Exercise The gap between wanting to exercise and actually doing it is real. Recent data found that 27% of American adults report zero days of exercise in a typical week, and people who work out nearly every day report noticeably lower daily stress. That pattern shows up most clearly among women, though it's not limited to them.
The method comes from exercise scientists at Shinshu University Graduate School of Medicine in Japan. It's simple. Walk briskly for three minutes, then slow down for three minutes, and repeat for about 30 minutes total. A five-month study followed 679 middle-aged and older adults and found their peak aerobic capacity climbed by 14%, while a score measuring several disease risk factors improved by 17%. The gains leveled off once fast-walking time passed about 50 minutes a week, so more isn't necessarily better. Steady, one-speed walking over the same stretch of time didn't come close to the same results. Why Doctors Are on Board Doctors interviewed in widely read coverage this year say the pace switching pushes your heart harder than an easy stroll, without beating up your joints the way running can. The faster bursts may also keep your body burning a few extra calories after you've stopped walking, an effect linked to interval-style workouts in general. There's a blood sugar upside, too. Muscles working harder during the fast stretches soak up more glucose, which doctors say could matter most for older adults keeping an eye on their blood sugar.
Q: “Are you MAHA?”
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) August 12, 2026
RUBIO: “I'm in favor of MAHA. I think people should be healthy.”
RUBIO WIFE: “No, he's not.”
Q: “What's he eat?”
RUBIO WIFE: “Pop-Tarts!”
RUBIO: “The Pop-Tart is one of the great American innovations in the history of the world.” pic.twitter.com/DauPi9klwp
Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:
— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) August 12, 2026
“I tried keto once.
“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”
“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any… pic.twitter.com/PXsqLCW1kG
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
Its almost comical how this is not "far reich wing extremism"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (LX4y3)
I remember watching the KOVID Karen Krowd go bonkers when RFK made the clot shot optional.
They all would collectively pretend that meant they could no longer get the shot even though I see some sucker getting one every time I go to my local pharmacy.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (0K2fJ)
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta?? at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (d2MOG)
The left in 2026: If you don't believe mega global pharma companies put your health over their profits you are a racist Russian NAZI bot
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
OT, but that Arday chap has topped himself.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UixuB)
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Cambridge breaths a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (O0L8i)
I've never heard of testosterone replacement therapy and it sounds weird, especially for men in their 30s.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (wxsGM)
The "Nobody move or the n..... gets it" scene in Blazing Saddles comes to mind.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (W90Ou)
Suicide? If so, they'll blame all of us for it. We should've just kept our mouth shut and let this poor oppressed minority have space to breathe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (w6EFb)
He found out later the big loser that night was his boss, George Soros. All night long on election night, Bessent was taking Soros' money.
https://tinyurl.com/4efpznmv
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (5jF9Z)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
.......
That'll teach 'em, eh Karen?
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (W90Ou)
lol, good point, Fen, it's not like anyone would be surprised if he faked it.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (UixuB)
I don't know, bombing Paraguay ever now just seems like the right thing to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (wxsGM)
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dammit! that clip should come with a warning! I did not need that high a dose of super ugly
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: 18-1
That's what I said!
Posted by: Jim Fixx at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (Sbumo)
Down with CEOs!!
Oh but not Pharma. And not Apple either. And certainly not Chinese EV makers.
- The Left
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
The woman in that video uses peanut butter in her no no square to get the dog to give her attention........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (XJ22o
You've heard of HRT for women surely? It's just regularly injecting testosterone, that's all. Not just injecting but that's usually the way.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (fapp/)
Pharma just about funds the news media through all the ads. That explains most of the lack of skepticism shall we say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (w6EFb)
To ask is to answer, innit? Just for the lulz Trump should go on TV and say "Whatever you do, definitely do not drink gasoline."
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (vTZFs)
Are these the same botches who were taking Tylenol while pregnant to totally pwn RFK Jr?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (AlNse)
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dammit! that clip should come with a warning! I did not need that high a dose of super ugly
Posted by: runner
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Admiral Ackbar cannot be everywhere and post everything.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: mishdog at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (yVirp)
I feel sorry for his family. Doubtful his kids knew he was a fraud. This is a triple dose of eternal heartbreak for them.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (d2MOG)
THEN, in May 2021, the "Vaccine" was leveraged on the Vietnam population and the number of COVID "related" medial issues skyrocketed. This is odd for a number of reasons. The first being that Vietnam has become a secondary industrial complex of Chinese goods, so there would have been constant contact with incoming Chinese citizens, and yet the pandemic didn't effect them while this was occurring. The fact that the effects only hit them when the "Vaccine" was mandated seems like a pretty big coincidence. I'd be interested in know which "Vaccine"...and I'm going to assume it was Chinese in origin.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
The woman in that video uses peanut butter in her no no square to get the dog to give her attention........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
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"Bow wow square"?
Btw I'm absolutely convinced there are some insane women out there doing just this. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)
Us too.
Posted by: Joos at August 14, 2026 03:52 PM (7xx4i)
I find their terms acceptable.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Sponge
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That is beyond the pale.
And my stomach's ability to fight nausea.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:49 PM (w6EFb)
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Paraguay has a conservative government.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (2HopN)
Problem is they will just tell the kids the white man set him up and they will likely buy it. Less painful for them, I guess. More painful for whitey.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (d2MOG)
No, they don't.
Not one of the shots has gone through these studies. Of the shots that did go through a study, not one study was blinded.
Doesn’t sound rigorous at all.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (S9bhW)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (Jr5Lq)
Other than the fact that nobody knows (or cares) where it is?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (AlNse)
Um, you can't prove that because they destroyed or tampered with the VAERS data, so there's no f*cking way to tell what the facts are there.
However, all the myocarditis and deaths around the world of young, healthy humans can give you a bit of an idea.
All's I can say is, have fun getting your boosters. I just hope I don't wind up paying your medical expenses when you have your 'side effects' from it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)
Oh, walking
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (heW36)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (g47mK)
Also, they believe in Safetyism. They believe that we can, some day have perfect safety, without diseases that can inflict any discomfort whatsoever, without death from misadventure, without skinned knees, without any kind of threat at all. And they work towards it, without acknowledging how marginal the later improvements are.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (kU0PQ)
Wont do a thing for all those STDs you're undoubtedly carrying.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (2qSHg)
Maybe Arday has been lying about being alive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (g47mK)
I did not know that. I was just, how you say, spitballin'.
There's got to be a few banana republics somewhere that need bombin'.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (xCuiu)
She's the first basketball 'player' in the history of ever to NOT SCORE A POINT in an all-star game.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (heW36)
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I dont blame women for this, I blame simps and soys and all the gay boys enabling them
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (+iWzK)
In other words: Europe and Japan."
I'll give ya Japan. I ain't giving you Europe. I wouldn't follow Euro guidance on which hand to wipe my ass with.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
Also AWFL: oh boy a new vaccine to inject into my body and my children’s bodies
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (7xx4i)
Now, that doc would be hauled before the medical board and probably have his license suspended if he said something like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (w6EFb)
I've never heard of testosterone replacement therapy and it sounds weird, especially for men in their 30s.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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More common than you might think. Better living through ultraprocessed food and being bathing in little understood chemicals does a number of hormones. Doesn't help a lot of birth control compounds are pissed into the drinking water and lately the same is true for the RU 486 pills compounds being detected. Sperm quality has taken a massive hit since the 70's and no one really knows why.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Interesting. I knew a guy like Arday about 10-12 years back. The pathology was pretty much identical.
Not surprisingly, when the wheels starting to come off, he tried to kill himself. And failed.
These days, he's still doing the Arday thing. Last time I checked about five years back, his LinkedIn page had him listed as having been president of about 27 different companies. I checked again just last week and he has a new set of accomplishments.
It'll be interesting to check again in another five years.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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It was Dana Perino who started this trend.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)
They seem nice.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: California and New York at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
Fuckin' idiots would probably tell you to sit on your foot and wriggle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (PuFvH)
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (XE5AP)
They seem nice.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9)
Soon, they will sound VERY vaccinated......bigly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)
I am fed up with this new editorializing version of journalisming. "News" reporters seem to love throwing the words "debunked", "discredited", or just plain "false" into what's supposed to be plain reportage.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (e37bH)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Islam says we can help with that problem.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)
Insurance companies have an incentive to cover vaccines: they’re very cheap and very cost effective. They’re very likely to keep covering vaccines and following the AAP instead of CDC recommendations
Petty fucks using parental anxiety to manipulate their electoral base in a midterm election year is a new fucking low. Scumbags.
In the absence of rigorous, solid data/research that says otherwise, I’ll continue to offer vaccines on the scientifically studied schedules to my patients.
Obviously, this is really fucking stupid. But what would I know, I am just a lowly board certified pediatrician
When they split the MMR vaccines but kids still develop autism, what will they blame then?
Great. Getting my ADHD daughter to hold still for one shot wasn’t enough torture now we have to put her through this 3 times????
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Jr5Lq)
My question: on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being how certain you were that the Covid vaccine was necessary and safe, how certain are you that there is definitely no link between vaccines and autism?
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (4NO2D)
Also AWFL: oh boy a new vaccine to inject into my body and my children’s bodies
Same AWFL's instagram at 1AM: Taco bell run after hitting the local dispensary. WOO HOO BEEFY BURRITO TIME
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (AlNse)
Paraguayan ambassador should be sending Pop-Tarts to Foggy Bottom as a gag right about now.
And that would be great statesmanship, IMO.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Trump should have exploited this during Covid, push for crazy draconian lockdowns, mask laws, vaccine laws, etc. The entire media would have been "covid is no big deal!" etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (eIzlH)
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"I got an idea for ya ...."
-- Minotaur Dude
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Going to guess it was suicide. When your entire life is a lie, and now *everyone* knows that, it would be easy to believe that there's no other way out.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (4RTqI)
The irony is palpable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (4NO2D)
Oh, and cause a miscarriage, too.
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Next you'll be telling that pregnant women were posting videos of themselves consuming Tylenol (acetaminophen) on social media platforms like TikTok -- deliberately taking the medication as an act of defiance in reaction to President Trump's warnings against its use during pregnancy following research & data linking said use to autism.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (angZ5)
The government was telling them healthy pregnant women would DIE from COVID if they didn't take the clot shot.
I remember polling showed people thought the average healthy young person has a 10-50% chance of dying if they got Wu Flu
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Tweet, damnit! I typed "tweet"!
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (4RTqI)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (odVWi)
Oh puhleeze. Is this really supposed to be an argument?
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (odVWi)
iMax levels of projection there. Do they not remember 2020-1?
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Accomack at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (GbONR)
Interesting. I knew a guy like Arday about 10-12 years back. The pathology was pretty much identical.
Not surprisingly, when the wheels starting to come off, he tried to kill himself. And failed.
These days, he's still doing the Arday thing. Last time I checked about five years back, his LinkedIn page had him listed as having been president of about 27 different companies. I checked again just last week and he has a new set of accomplishments.
It'll be interesting to check again in another five years.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iIyc0)
The pathological liar whom I know (now; I've known others) would kill people.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:55 PM (CNl8/)
Wait, what's all this now?
Posted by: Tour Guy at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)
I think $$$ is one of the main reasons, but also this was them trying to cover their asses. They knew this was a lab leak of something they were funding and otherwise up their eyeballs in. If the public found out, they would be screwed they feared. So they panicked and threw out the playbook.
It's sort of like a kid who tears something up, damages something, and then tries to fix it himself so his parents won't find out and ends up making it far worse.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 03:54 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Telegraph, you say this, but have you actually checked where Rupert Lowe was at the time? Farage? Even Kemi Badenoch is not above suspicion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (7hx0x)
Posted by: Mark1971
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and nobody would notice.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Tweet, damnit! I typed "tweet"!
It's the new AoS AI autocorrect. If it doubt, it goes for the higher percentage guess.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (CNl8/)
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Does his wife's boyfriend know?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Dv3i1)
He said he is breaking up some of the shots so there are fewer per visit, and work TBD on the MMR, so that's something, but not a lot.
The flu vaccine, for example, needs to go completely. It should not be legal, let alone SCDM.
And I could not find out if the vaccines lose their legal protections and funding when in this SCDM category. My guess is that it is unchanged.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (heW36)
Okay.
Sperm quality has taken a massive hit since the 70's and no one really knows why.
They ought to find out if going outside in the sun and doing physical labor improves things.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (vJrRc)
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They have ZERO incentive to cover bioweapons released from the other side of the planet numbnuts
They have ZERO incentive to cover experimental, emergency use vaccines. You are a very special kind of stupid.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (MWfyi)
Testosterone for our soldiers is a bad idea.
There are other hormones and body functions that contribute to physical strength and endurance. Military should work on training up and culling out. There are plenty of natural men to do the job.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (VQ0bX)
"A vaccine dose contains many ingredients (such as stabilizers, adjuvants, residual inactivating ingredients, residual cell culture materials, residual antibiotics and preservatives) very little of which is the active ingredient, the immunogen. A single dose may have merely nanograms of virus particles."
It's all the other stuff -- which make up 99.9% of the injection -- which can cause adverse health effects.
But what IS the other stuff? That's where things get murky and controversial. For example, throughout the Covid era, most vaccines contained Thiomersal -- which is toxic -- on purpose. The reason fpr these intentially toxic imngredient is to cause inflammation and distress at the injection site, so the white blood cells rush there to fix it, encounter the immunogen instead, and create and immune response.
That;s just one example. Each vaccine has all sorts of creepy mystery ingredients.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Av6i5)
Dennis Miller: the police suspect fair play
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (xCuiu)
Are we turning Japanese?
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:04 PM (MWfyi)
Depends on if you're turning right or turning reft.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Ot/FD)
Regarding Arday, we should really give this another week or so.
If his resume with Cambridge is accurate, he may resurrect by then.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)
I've tried the Japanese walking method. I forget to either speed up or slow down, and in no time, I'm going the same speed for 15-20 minutes at a time. Apparently I can't focus for three minutes. I blame social media.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (zYpTz)
Ex-Cambridge professor at centre of plagiarism row found dead
Jason Arday was found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea, south London, on Friday afternoon, officials said.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (odBC9)
Been on it ever since. 1 shot a week. Lost 20lbs, had energy to hit the weights. Stronger and randier now than I was at 19.
Get checked, guys. If you're over 40, no reason not to.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Seems to be world wide. Not just US.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)
Smells...bovine like.
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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My 31 year old son, former military, was just diagnosed with it. He's tall, strong and you wouldn't know anything was amiss to look at him, but the blood test is pretty straightforward and determinative. His doctor, also former military, says it's very common because stress lowers testosterone, and who is under more long term stress than the military? The treatment is straightforward too and he says he already feels better and more himself.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
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Right now, Bob at NSA is busy explaining this comment to a room full of concerned bosses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (7hx0x)
I've tried the Japanese walking method. I forget to either speed up or slow down, and in no time, I'm going the same speed for 15-20 minutes at a time. Apparently I can't focus for three minutes. I blame social media.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (zYpTz)
They make apps for your phone to vibrate or make a beep for any type of interval training like that. Free ones.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (DQcsn)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (G4i8c)
What he said.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (MWfyi)
Swing your arms in a greatly exaggerated fashion (and ignore the laughter of fellow passersby). It helps to do this in groups of 3 or more. That way it looks even more ridiculous
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (AlNse)
There are other hormones and body functions that contribute to physical strength and endurance. Military should work on training up and culling out. There are plenty of natural men to do the job.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Wrong, this is primarily directed toward those that have low T rather than every soldier. Low T is a very treatable condition. Same with estrogen replacement for women after menopause.
Test is a basic blood test that they are drawing blood for regularly testing on other matters anyway.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (c7ZbX)
That's sad. He was obviously very disturbed, and Cambridge definitely shares the guilt.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (MqSCt)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
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Right now, Bob at NSA is busy explaining this comment to a room full of concerned bosses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:07 PM (7hx0x)
Epic comment, Huck, high-five.
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
I think it is wise to not give tiny newborns so many injections at the same time. I also was out of the newborn nursery before injecting them with their first Hep B shot. Absurd if the baby is not exposed by the mother. He/she is not going to go have unprotected sex or IV drug use.
I'm going to try Japanese walking! Maybe with a high kick like Cleese on Fawlty Towers for an added boost.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (+iWzK)
Smells...bovine like.
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)
Ah, the race to be the loudest and most idiotic one in the room. Always so much fun to watch.
"Vaccines are good."
"Vaccines are great."
"Vaccines should be mandatory."
"We should kill anyone who isn't vaccinated!"
"i FoUnD OuT My hAmStEr AiN'T VaxXeD sO I cUt iT's fILtHY MAgAt DiCk OfF!!11!!1!!!"
Congratulations, Ma'am. You're the new president of Cambridge.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: fd
I'd be happy to incorporate their attitudes on immigration control and protection of culture.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)
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Paraguay may have lost a long and brutal conflict fought against Brazil, Argentina, and non-neighbor Uruguay, but it did later defeat neighboring Bolivia.
Bolivia has the distinction of being the only country in South America to lose two wars against a neighboring country, first Chile (even though Bolivia had Peru as an ally) and then Paraguay, losing territory both times.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (2HopN)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
A sign of the times.
https://tinyurl.com/54rzzxne
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Int1s)
AND that he is now founding the Resurrection of Jason Arday church, make your online donations here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Ol0VD)
If you listen at his gravesite, you can hear Imagine playing backwards.
He's decomposing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (4NO2D)
So now Tom has an upper respiratory infection, not severe, but persistent. I phoned yesterday to make the appt, and I was told (paraphrasing) 'that's what happens if you decline the vaxes.'
I thought that was a strange thing to say when they haven't even examined Tom yet. They don't know what the disease organism is yet.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Lose the fat, increase muscle mass.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (AlNse)
That Arday suicide note in full:
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Common Tater
Subplot in the last Cary Grant movie, Walk, Don't Run, also starring Jim Hutton and Samantha Egger. Hutton's character is an Olympic speed walker.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (7hx0x)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (heW36)
Posted by: whig
I have detected no, how you say, dropoff in either quantity nor quality.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Right now, Bob at NSA is busy explaining this comment to a room full of concerned bosses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
.......
How did she get the launch code?
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (+iWzK)
He ended up doing 4 years prison time for financial fraud -- he tricked people into giving him control to invest their money, then invested it in different things than he claimed he was going to invest it in, and then lost it all -- over and over. He did this to dozens of people he knew personally, and strangers, ruing many lives. He's lucky he was killed by one of them.
Got convicted of major fraud, went to prison, got out after four years, and...wait for it...went right back to doing the exact same fraud. Absolutely can not control himself.
I lost track of him after that. I think he went back to his home country to avoid more prison time.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (Av6i5)
I would have gone with "to be, or not to be. That is the ..... "
But maybe a bit too on the nose.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (heW36)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (7hx0x)
Well he actually is a retard, so....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:12 PM (+iWzK)
182
; )
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: That's the Ticket at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (Dv3i1)
What, no sodomy?
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (XuXeR)
He ended up doing 4 years prison time for financial fraud -- he tricked people into giving him control to invest their money, then invested it in different things than he claimed he was going to invest it in, and then lost it all -- over and over. He did this to dozens of people he knew personally, and strangers, ruing many lives. He's lucky he was killed by one of them.
Got convicted of major fraud, went to prison, got out after four years, and...wait for it...went right back to doing the exact same fraud. Absolutely can not control himself.
I lost track of him after that. I think he went back to his home country to avoid more prison time.
Well, he got to sleep with Morgan Fairchild, so that's worth something.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (sFNX2)
Trump should have exploited this during Covid, push for crazy draconian lockdowns, mask laws, vaccine laws, etc. The entire media would have been "covid is no big deal!" etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (eIzlH)
Um, remember when Trump went off on Georgia and Florida for reopening after "2weeks."
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) September 4, 2025
__________________________
Hey, they're bored. They just finished their therapy for the stroke they had a year and a half ago when they chomped down on a bottle of Extra Strength Tylenol, and now they need something else.
And, it's a double win for them. Spite in ignoring sound medical advice. And victimization when they go into cardiac arrest. You get cards and flowers fo that, you know.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (dIske)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (MWfyi)
Wait. You can do a keto diet on cheetos and soy? And that helps you avoid the flu?
Because I could live off of cheetos and edamame. And I don’t like flu.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (olroh)
A lot easier for a woman to get testosterone prescribed than a man
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (d2MOG)
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Apparently, it makes them crazy. Or more so than usual.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:08 PM (c7ZbX)
That's sad. He was obviously very disturbed, and Cambridge definitely shares the guilt.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (MqSCt)
Yep, if they (and others) hadn't been complicit in his rise, his fall wouldn't have been as far and devastating.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (9ZFZd)
I’m not making this up
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (W2Pud)
A surge right now should be expected. It's too hot to go outside in a great portion of the country. People being out of the sun is a major contributor to all those flu-like infections.
Researchers were just starting to get good info on vitamin D's effect in suppressing viral infections in mid-2020 right before TPTB pulled the plug on anything that didn't support lockdowns and the narrative.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (lFFaq)
Hung out with Lt. Dan
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)
Truth.
They treat me like I'm trying to buy heroin every time I refill the Testosterone prescription.
Fuckin bodybuilders ruined it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:15 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)
He didn't trust the shitass governor not to screw him over. Notice he didn't lodge the same complaints against other states, or Noem
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (d2MOG)
I learned from a weird niece this is a "sleeve." Which eventually look like your entire arm is bruised. And the random cartoon tattoos are equally ugly, especially on women.
Anyway, I have read that the ink solid pigment can be absorbed into the lymph system. Which can't be good.
Ms Liberal Booster's ink just got sent to her deltoid muscle to "get back" at RFK junior. Brilliant!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Int1s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (+iWzK)
In your dreams, pal. More like the hot breath of Beelzebub on your neck.
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)
More times than not when the medical community plays with extended use of hormones it does not end well.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:17 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:17 PM (Jr5Lq)
188 This is terrible. Sailors are hurling themselves overboard. Wormy rations, foul water, and they are out of rum. Is this any way to run a Navy?
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:13 PM (MWfyi)
Probably no good rum on board either. Well at least they’ve still got the Sodomy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Ol0VD)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (XuXeR)
Could be in a $1000 dress or a burlap sack.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Does looking for your glasses count?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (VQ0bX)
Hey! Terry Moran now says Fauci was a bad guy!
The ABC credibility express left before you did, commie.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Y8DZL)
Among the most hideous of tattoo trends.
I think the tattoo thing has peaked. The yoots now can look at their parents and see what they look like in middle age, and it is not good.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)
It's twoo, it's twoo!
Mutated COVID-19 variant could be behind surge in SF virus levels, and experts warn a surge could be coming with the start of the school year...Chin-Hong said a newly formulated COVID-19 shot will be released this fall, but older adults or those who are at high risk of severe disease can get a booster shot earlier if they are concerned about rising cases.
(Ireland) Doc here. COVID peaked strongly the last 2 summers. Every chance it will do so again. Those last 2 years, while COVID was rampant, there was no flu or RSV around so if you had symptoms it was almost certainly COVID regardless of the test results.
DC: Pharmacy technician here - there is a summer covid surge going on, and also some sort of awful cough/throat thing with no fever that tests negative for everything. My sickest patient got covid from their kid that was at summer camp where it's been going around...and so it begins lol
I read wastewater surveillance was showing the beginning of a covid summer wave - seen primarily on the west coast.
I was fully remote until last month. Pray for me!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:18 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:19 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
-- Retard as a child, becomes successful as an adult.
-- Does amazing long-distance running feats, despite no training and no preparation
-- Quotes Arday claimed his mother said were actually cribbed from the dialog spoken by Forrest Gump's mother character in the movie.
-- Arday actually confesses to all this in the book, saying he saw Forrest Gump as a child, was deeply affected by it, and memorized the whole movie, and then modeled his life after it. Problem is, his ""Forrest Gump" life story was a fictional as the "actual" Forest Gump.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 04:19 PM (Av6i5)
If you need glasses, you’re almost guaranteed a workout trying to find them.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2026 04:19 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (Ot/FD)
I thought that was a strange thing to say when they haven't even examined Tom yet. They don't know what the disease organism is yet.
Posted by: gp
The answer is "find a different vet"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (vJrRc)
That Arday suicide note in full:
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that’s creepy af.
I feel bad for his kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (MWfyi)
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Wrong, this is primarily directed toward those that have low T rather than every soldier. Low T is a very treatable condition. Same with estrogen replacement for women after menopause.
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Unproven theory.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:17 PM (Jr5Lq)
Started as a yakuza thing. Ironic since these are the women most likely to whine about someone else "appropriating" culture.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (+iWzK)
Stepped in shit.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:21 PM (vTZFs)
And never got it again - yea, natural immunity!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (Ol0VD)
I'm finishing yards but GatewayPundit has an article saying El-Sayed was overlooking the group that helped to kill about 4000 cats and dogs.
That would have been such a more effective attack against him than an old tired "HE DISRESPECTS WOMEN!!" shrieking screed.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)
According to Scott Pinsker, who writes on PJ Media from a PR pro's perspective, the precise timing of recent hits implies that Mike Rogers's campaign chose to hold material for after Abdulrahman clinched the nomination, and the steady tempo indicates that he is still saving some much more damaging releases for September and October. It's a dangerous strategy; in cases where a *literal* flaming bag of shit (like what Principal Skinner was pranked with) with a (D) by its name could win, instead of beating him, you might just get a worse person in office.
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (L3Npt)
Joking aside, one of the ways to build stamina in running is interval training, which this Japanese walking thing sounds like. I mean whatever works, if you get out there, and you are moving, getting your heart rate up, maybe breaking a little sweat, it’s good. Just make sure you add in some sort of resistance/ weight training, and this can be your own body weight, in the form of push ups, varied, planks, etc etc.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hypogonadism is real and there is no way to restart the factories once they shut down due to trauma or illness.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (G4i8c)
Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain
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9h
Respectfully, she needs to be less online.
@LeftyWinter
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Aug 12
AOC on Republican men: "they hate me cause they ain't me and they can't ever be me".
https://tinyurl.com/58zx2xhv
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:02 PM (odBC9)
I suppose I should be grateful the guy in question wasn''t homicidal, leastways not directly. He was a big enough handful as it was.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 14, 2026 04:22 PM (iIyc0)
I wonder if Arday had AI write the suicide note. Or if he just plagiarized it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (w6EFb)
It was a big reveal to me on how management thinks.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (c7ZbX)
I feel bad for his kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 04:20 PM (W2Pud)
*facepalm*
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:23 PM (Ol0VD)
Posted by: Ken at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (XX9jJ)
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Thank you zombie. BTW, are you the same zombie who once entertained us with photographs of Berkeley and SF insanity, or a different zombie?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (ng78Z)
It seems like My President is continuing to do things to improve the security, health, and welfare of the American people. You know, the kind of things a president swears to do when he takes the oath of office. But of course that's old-fashioned now (/s).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 04:09 PM (AlNse)
The Minister of Silly Walks enters the chat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (Ez0ut)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (+iWzK)
Why is that better?
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)
*******
I guess better for the mother but did not push it. Convenience.
If my sons had austism from an injection I would have wanted to know which one vs 4 per injection. Sometimes one in each thigh.
I did not agree with it but am smart enough not to lecture our sons. I did lecture, big time, with mRNA and for the first and rare times in their lives they listened to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026
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I missed this. The narcissist "academic" offed himself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)
She learned her lesson and stopped complaining when she interrupted me on the wrong day while I was shaving my shoulders.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (G4i8c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (+iWzK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)
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Yais.
Due to relentless being picked on.
Actually no one knows but he's dead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (Ol0VD)
That Arday suicide note in full:
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Way to go out ripping off Green Lantern.
sigh
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)
He should have got the vaxx.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (4NO2D)
He had two kids. Way to man up, asshole.
Posted by: fd
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Ward Churchill died of natural causes today, DECADES after he was outed as a phony. Rachel Dolezal is kickin' ass on OnlyFans, Jussie Smollett and Tawana Brawley have gone on to lead rich, meaningful lives. Maybe people like them should form a support group to catch people like Arday.
Anyway, the bastard should have hung in; the love would have come.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: fd
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There has been cumulative shit posting on X.
Also we don't have enough food to feed the sailors.
We don't have enough bullets and bombs to blow up Iran.
We're all gonna' die.
They can go to hell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (c7ZbX)
This. I do the fast walk/ run alternate. Works very well
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (XuXeR)
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My wife is walking a lot to recover from knee replacement surgery. I mentioned this to her - Japanese walking. She tried it and said she was sore the next day. The good kind. She also said her garmin watch helped track the changes and - I think - work as a reminder every minute. Or, maybe she was just telling me a story about her stupid BIL. I should probably try listening better. Anyhow, good luck ace.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026
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Piper, I've been doing this for some years. Walk a minute, run (well, sort of "trot fast") for 30 seconds. Repeat, increasing the runs to a minute or more. Even with the heat here I can "run" 40% of a mile and half to two miles, three times a week. IN cooler weather I can do 50% or more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Ot/FD)
sigh
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)
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Um...that's the Sullivan Ballou letter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (UixuB)
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that’s creepy af.
I feel bad for his kids.
It's from the Sullivan Ballou letter featured in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (+iWzK)
I’m amazed that Arday was so delusional! All really great fabulists know they’ll get caught sooner or later; then they go on the “How I Did It” lecture tour and make bank on their notorioty.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Exactly! If not "How I Did It" then "My Life on the Spectrum," some soppy autobiography of neurodivergence and how it's everyone's fault we don't know how to spot it and manage it in afflicted souls like Arday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
They're getting scarcer, harder to find around here. I was with the old vet for 22 years. He had to move because his building was the only one damaged in an F0 tornado; it was also the lowest, flattest building in the neighborhood, but the twisters want what they want.
The appointment is Tuesday. We'll see what the Dx is.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Jr5Lq)
Nothing hotter than a black man's throbbing temple!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (ng78Z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (ng78Z)
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How I loved that!!! The garden made me laugh so much!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Way to go out ripping off Green Lantern.
sigh
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026
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He died doing what he loved. Plagiarism.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (wzUl9)
Array offed himself?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
_________
Beaten to death with a Subway Italian meatball by hooligans yelling, "London is MAGA town!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (O0L8i)
I don’t think that was the actual suicide note. I hope not. It’s a whole bunch of famous lines strung together. (I did think including Green Lantern’s oath as one of them was a nice touch.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (olroh)
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Hold on a second there; Meaningful?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:30 PM (VQ0bX)
Um...that's the Sullivan Ballou letter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (amcLV)
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'll have to look it up.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Get a new vet.
Seriously.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (S9bhW)
Trust us, this works.
Posted by: WNBA at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
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According to Beege at HA. You know who's to blame for this, right?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
No,... just lost his pointer.
Posted by: CompSci Jokes! at August 14, 2026 04:31 PM (3uBP9)
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evils might
BEWARE My Power
Green Lantern's Light
/off nerd
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:32 PM (zZu0s)
Here's hoping this starts a trend among the DEI judges out there.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: weew at August 14, 2026 04:32 PM (9TspW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM
That is great and probably better than actually running, which isn’t super on your knees. And I know I run with my kid, she likes it, I hate it. But I do it. Make sure you have really good shoes, no matter what, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 04:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
"If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the brightest day and in the darkest night - amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours - always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that’s creepy af.
I feel bad for his kids.
It's from the Sullivan Ballou letter featured in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
***********
LOL
The thing about Morons and Ace's place is I never know what is true or not!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (UixuB)
Sad. Another victim of Trump's twisted war on . . . whatever Arday is (was).
Posted by: a.moron at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)
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No,... just lost his pointer.
Posted by: CompSci Jokes! at August 14, 2026
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Arrays. I hates them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (wzUl9)
But this dude -believed-. He really thought he was the bee's knees, and hips and ankles too. So did everyone else around them. It's not even really a scam at this point, it's actual mass pathology. Most of these people are actually, truly, nucking futs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Ken
Don't worry, general! Plenty of fucking on those Navy ships from MY experience!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)
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Archimedes Johnson is right!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (amcLV)
*picks up 10 quid note...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)
Could ye lend me that, mate. I'm expecting a postal order, and I'll pay ye back as soon as it comes.
Posted by: Ewan McTeigle at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (XE5AP)
Got convicted of major fraud, went to prison, got out after four years, and...wait for it...went right back to doing the exact same fraud. Absolutely can not control himself.
Posted by: zombie
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I think financial grifters like that are different from Arday, the fake scholar. Arday not only didn't know any subject matter; he also apparently didn't know what he was getting into. I bet he was a wailing, babbling basket case at the end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Should have written a book about it. Kind of an academic Tootsie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)
Its almost comical how this is not "far reich wing extremism"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)
He was basically the Ralph Nader of the Medical-Industrial Complex, and apparently a minor hero (not on my radar) of the 'granola' left, up until about 30 seconds ago. They stop pretending their hair is on fire, that would be lovely.
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 04:35 PM (L3Npt)
298 There's something disturbing about all this Arday nonsense i'm trying to put my finger on here. OK, fine, you get caught red handed in having a meteoric career based on favoritism and taking advantage of institutional rot. Great. Whatever. "Hey, we had a good run!" Who cares, you didn't do anything illegal, you ain't going to jail, you're just a shitbird who took advantage of other shitbirds.
But this dude -believed-. He really thought he was the bee's knees, and hips and ankles too. So did everyone else around them. It's not even really a scam at this point, it's actual mass pathology. Most of these people are actually, truly, nucking futs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
There but for the Grace of God goes barack obama.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)
Hold on a second there; Meaningful?
Posted by: Braenyard
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It's from The Simpsons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 03:50 PM (+iWzK)
He hasn't aged at all in the last forty-some years.
Posted by: a.moron at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:28 PM
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That is great and probably better than actually running, which isn’t super on your knees. And I know I run with my kid, she likes it, I hate it. But I do it. Make sure you have really good shoes, no matter what, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026
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I've been a runner for nearly, well, let's just say some decades. I gave up the true running some years ago when my knees gave me some trouble. Once I move, I'll find a gym with an elliptical machine; I was good at that.
There's a walking trail established within a mini-park behind what used to be a school, about half a mile away from my front door. I walk/trot there, then do some laps (6 to the mile), and most of the remaining half mile home, and walk the rest of the way to cool down.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (wzUl9)
Arday was the Milli Vanilli of Sylvia Plaths.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)
The Bell End
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (Ot/FD)
I like to imagine H7 wearing a top hat and monocle, writing his comments with a quill pen and having it transcribed by his scrivener.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:36 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)
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Girl you know it's true...
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (QFchU)
Im looking out the window and two dragon flies go cruising past locked together, one behind the other.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
MMR and DPT are probably safe...
unless they've replaced them with mRNA versions
Spreading them out is probably safer...
Others? How long has it been out, did I get it as a kid? If so it's... probably not completely horrible.... but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to give it to a 2-and-under.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (aJQbY)
I feel bad for his kids.
It's from the Sullivan Ballou letter featured in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
***********
LOL
The thing about Morons and Ace's place is I never know what is true or not!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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It is verbatim.
The guy even plagerized his suicide note.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (I8urf)
Posted by: Archimedes
>>>>Major Sullivan Ballou feared he wouldn't survive 1st Bull Run. He did not. This was part of his last letter to his wife. A far better man than Arday.
Posted by: Cosda at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (snEi1)
Posted by: gp
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Is the old vet too far a drive?
I used to drive out of the city into the county (different rules and mindset) for my vet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (VQ0bX)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026
***
Dragonfly wrestling. It's the latest thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (wzUl9)
Im looking out the window and two dragon flies go cruising past locked together, one behind the other.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
Practice Safe Sex.
Always stay under 15 mph.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (G4i8c)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
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Are they getting their freak on? Yep!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (FZ29D)
But this dude -believed-. He really thought he was the bee's knees, and hips and ankles too. So did everyone else around them. It's not even really a scam at this point, it's actual mass pathology. Most of these people are actually, truly, nucking futs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)
There but for the Grace of God goes barack obama.
Posted by: Stateless
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No, I think Warai is onto another thing. They both spout(ed) lies, but Arday was nucking futs; Obama is a cool customer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (XJ22o)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes"
There will be snow this winter, more in some places than others.
Posted by: The Old Fart's Almanac at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Enough that there are people here that tell you differently which would be empirical evidence you are wrong. You choose which to believe--your own null theory of no effect or their experience.
When you have your own theory--null theory, that too is subject to empirical testing but most people that don't do modeling never do it to their own pet theories of how the world works.
Occam's razor of people whose lives have literally changed because of it versus your own null theory tends to displace the no effect until you do your own empirical testing. Yours would have to include that they were deluisional, some other unproven effect did it, etc. And would in turn require its own empirical evidence supporting or denying the null hypothesis you just formulated.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (E4rtv)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
[Lovebugs enter the discussion]
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (3uBP9)
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
25m
BEAUTIFUL: President Trump just PAUSED his rally to walk off the stage to PERSONALLY console the mother of 12-year-old Jacob Freytes, who was kiIIed by a stray bullet from a career criminal
The look on her face says it all 💔
Jacob's mom is a retired NYPD detective. Just heartbreaking. Never should've happened.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes"
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"Hel-looo, bay-bee! Let me stand next to your fire!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (3uBP9)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Yup. In flight refueling.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)
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Always thought that nursing babies got mom's immunity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:39 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (wzUl9)
There has been cumulative shit posting on X.
Also we don't have enough food to feed the sailors.
We don't have enough bullets and bombs to blow up Iran.
We're all gonna' die.
They can go to hell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 04:27 PM (VQ0bX)
*********
I read that and thought bs on most of it.
I would like to send this to the whiney doomcaster in another blog I now and then correct her bs as she, the all knowing of military stuff, posted it. She saves insects from her home and safely delivers them outside and I hope they get eaten by birds. I know I am going to save a black widow (NOT).
She was whining the other day of getting bit by ants walking in her yard and does not know why.
I think even Arday could tell her fire ants will bite you if not poisoned or hit with a flamethrower.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)
I'm just saying, he could change his name, toss his phony-baloney act, and be completely unrecognizable.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (i+Wsn)
AWFL: I refuse to eat any food that isn’t organic and gmo free. All those food additives and chemicals are poison.
Also AWFL: oh boy a new vaccine to inject into my body and my children’s bodies
Same AWFL's instagram at 1AM: Taco bell run after hitting the local dispensary. WOO HOO BEEFY BURRITO TIME
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
Same AWFL later on Monday morning: Oh my Gawd, Tayda-Lynn! That guy selling totally organic pills I met at the club last weekend had the BEST Ecstasy I've ever had. And he was cute, too!
Let's go get an organic Kale Power Salad for lunch and I'll tell you all about it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 04:40 PM (y9nCu)
It is verbatim.
The guy even plagerized his suicide note.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Beware our clever commenter. Suicide has not even been confirmed yet, and no note has been reported. And I'm extra certain Arday's suicide note would not be stolen from an American military officer, not even a Union man.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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He is a moral and physical coward that never goes beyond where he thinks he is 'safe'. So he smugly insults people when he thinks that his minions will screw them--remember the rodeo clown? Remember where he was bragging about droning that guy as I am pretty good about killin'. Enough to make a real man vomit.
I saw a lot of that type in academia and I don't think much of them at all. Poseurs that would get their shit pushed in on the streets but rely on civility norms to crap on others and get away with it.
Posted by: Ayatoldya at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (XJ22o)
It's almost like a hierarchical thing. It's conmen like Obama, fully aware of their own Alinskyan awfulness and loving every minute of it, who have been creating all these Frankenracists like Arday and his enablers who really have no idea what's going on, they're just doing what they think is the Right Thing To Do. And they think it's working, because they're all in positions of power because bastards like their predecessors put them there. So, obviously, being reflexively racist and reflexively anti-truth and anti-civilization is clearly the correct path. I mean, look how well it's working!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (Ot/FD)
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM
Someone's gonna get their head bitten off.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)
Im looking out the window and two dragon flies go cruising past locked together, one behind the other.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
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Are they getting their freak on? Yep!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 04:38 PM (FZ29D)
Made love like an Eagle falling out of the sky.
Killed a sensei in a duel and he never said why.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 04:42 PM (y9nCu)
Know why the Japanese do this? Because nothing in their country is naturally flat.
Posted by: pookysgirl has climbed mountains to get to good steak at August 14, 2026 04:43 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: H at August 14, 2026 04:44 PM (H1yGV)
261 188 This is terrible. Sailors are hurling themselves overboard. Wormy rations, foul water, and they are out of rum. Is this any way to run a Navy?
Posted by: fd
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There has been cumulative shit posting on X.
Also we don't have enough food to feed the sailors.
We don't have enough bullets and bombs to blow up Iran.
We're all gonna' die.
They can go to hell.
Posted by: Braenyard
Sodom and the Lash should keep them in check.
- Winston Churchill
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 14, 2026 04:48 PM (QVmho)
AWFL: "HOW DARE YOU take a sip of that glass of wine when you're pregnant!"
Pregnant AWFL: "Oh boy a new experimental & untested 'vaccine' to inject into my and my fetus' body!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 04:52 PM (I8urf)
Posted by: Dave at August 14, 2026 04:53 PM (M3E8R)
I thought that was a strange thing to say when they haven't even examined Tom yet. They don't know what the disease organism is yet.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Find another vet.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 05:00 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: bif at August 14, 2026 05:34 PM (RkX+S)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 05:44 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (xCuiu)
Are we sure she got knocked over? it would not surprise me if that f**king imbecile forgot how to stay upright.
Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 06:01 PM (6+ehB)
Nobody is saying you can't get the vaccines, you stupid twats. It's simply no longer mandated.
And that's what pisses you off, isn't it?
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 14, 2026 06:44 PM (pE12i)
Daily Wire to Release Film About ISIS Taking Over an American College Campus; Islamist Propagandists Say Criticism of ISIS is Islamophobic; Tuq'r Qarlson Says That Ben Shapiro Is a Sleeper Agent Created by Israel
The movie is a sequel to Run Hide Fight, itself about (I think) students evading and then confronting a school shooter. This one's called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.
It stars Jonathan Majors, who was a much-promoted actor a few years ago before he was accused of physical abuse of a girlfriend. (Though the charges are sketchy and I don't know if they're true or not.) Aiding in his cancellation was his low reputation among his fellow actors, who thought he was an egotistical asshole and would not defend him.So Jonathan Majors is taking the same path that Armie Hammer just did: cancelled actor agrees to star in a movie that is Made of Weapons-Grade Cancellation Atoms as part of a would-be comeback. Eh, I'm interested.
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan Aug 6 Difficult to come up with a more bigoted, Islamophobic, & cliched trailer than this one. Also, Hollywood has 'refused' to tell the story of 'radical Islam'? Is Shapiro insane or just gaslighting? Muslims have been the main villains in Hollywood for decades, even predating 9/11!
No they haven't been. Even in the very rare cases that Hollywood makes an Islamic terrorist a villain, he's only a secondary villain, because it turns out he's been hired by the CIA, or the Military-Industrial Complex. The real villain is always white and either explicitly Christian or "Christian-coded," as the leftwing drones say. The last Islamic villain was, what, the terrorist from True Lies, right? And that's from like 1993! Mehdi Hassan had previously defended poor misunderstood Islamic rape-gang colonizers, when they were so viciously attacked by Citizen Vigilante.
Citizen Vigilante: 10% critics score. 94% audience score.
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) July 5, 2026
Mehdi Hassan says the film incites violence against migrants.
But what violence has actually been incited by this movie?
People have been killed, raped, and groomed because of migrant culture across Europe.
Where’s his… pic.twitter.com/Az8pXlB3ak
Mehdi Hasan was 30 years old in 2009 when he called non-Muslims ‘animals with diseased minds.’
— 234 Genius (@De234Genius) August 8, 2026
He was so extreme that he even attacked ‘dog and music lovers’, since dogs and music are haram in Islam. He also compared homosexuals to pedophiles.
He only apologized a decade later,… pic.twitter.com/N6kcZ8SCuF
Joel Mowbray
@joelmowbray Per Tucker Carlson, @benshapiro was "created" by Israel. "They" got him "into Harvard Law School" & made @realDailyWire
successful by getting the company a "deal with Facebook that no one got." Tucker added that Shapiro's views are actually "the opinions of the people who prop up Ben Shapiro, who created Ben Shapiro. This is what they think." While Tucker mostly avoided naming "they" -- initially calling Shapiro an "employee... of larger interests" -- he eventually let the mask slip. At 2:35 of this clip, Tucker refers to "Ben Shapiro's employer's foreign policy." While it's possible that Tucker is being even more sinister -- that he means "Global Jewry" -- the most likely (and only other reasonable) possibility for the "they" is the State of Israel. ("Neocons" in America wouldn't make sense, because they often can't get their own kids into Harvard Law, let alone launch successful businesses.) Regardless, it is a sign of just how deep Tucker has plunged into the abyss that he believes such an insane theory that Israel (or Global Jewry) "created" Ben Shapiro and manufactured his every success. The more troubling thing, though, is that Tucker is willing to say it out loud. But worst of all is that he's not yet hit bottom. Which means it will only get darker and more bizarre from here.
Per Tucker Carlson, @benshapiro was "created" by Israel.
— Joel Mowbray (@joelmowbray) August 13, 2026
"They" got him "into Harvard Law School" & made @realDailyWire successful by getting the company a "deal with Facebook that no one got."
Tucker added that Shapiro's views are actually "the opinions of the people who prop… pic.twitter.com/esUFD8q8tI
JustinWhen Ben Shapiro made the traditional conservative argument that people complain too much about being poor despite the fact that people have never been richer -- I see some on the right are now railing against this argument, but it is, in fact, standard conservative boilerplate; you can't claim it's some exotic, Jewish-flavored argument -- Tuq'r Qarlson accused him of pushing people to "accept their goyslop" and be happy about it. "Goyslop" is an antisemitic term, meaning "slop fed to the goys (non-Jews)," and apparently is part of a Nazi conspiracy theory that Jews are pushing fast food on Christians to make them weak and compliant.
@JustinUSA 22h Ben Shapiro claps back at Tucker Carlson's ridiculous accusations and the damage he's causing by espousing anti-capitalist policies. The same ones who scream for socialism or accuse Ben of feeding them "goyslop" are the ones living in mansions and living the elitist life with people like Andrew Tate and Hunter Biden. Tucker Carlson, Zohran Mamdani, and Hasan Piker don't know what struggle is. They grew up in privilege and live the opposite of the lives they claim to favor. Free markets, equal justice, and free minds are what make America great. The Marxism, feudalism, and Islamism these fraudsters are pushing are un-American ideas that have no place in this country.
Ben Shapiro claps back at Tucker Carlson’s ridiculous accusations and the damage he’s causing by espousing anti-capitalist policies.
— Justin (@JustinUSA) August 13, 2026
The same ones who scream for socialism or accuse Ben of feeding them “goyslop” are the ones living in mansions and living the elitist life with… pic.twitter.com/jBI7k6ja3g
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (2YhKe)
A few years ago, this would have been unimaginable.
So progress.
On some fronts...
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: The Margins at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (2YhKe)
Mehdi Hasan was 30 years old in 2009 when he called non-Muslims ‘animals with diseased minds.’
A youthful indiscretion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 14, 2026 02:36 PM (CWTWj)
He was so extreme that he even attacked ‘dog and music lovers’, since dogs and music are haram in Islam.
This. Means. War.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 02:36 PM (O0L8i)
In fairness, some Jews did manufacture this homunculus.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
And WHY IS THAT, you stupid f*ck.
Posted by: s at August 14, 2026 02:38 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:39 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:40 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:40 PM (1wjle)
Tell me you don't listen to Asmongold (or Nux) without saying it lol...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2026 02:40 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 02:41 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:41 PM (Sbumo)
But it is a good movie because it tells a story everyone can related to on a topic hollywood will not touch...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
He was convicted in NYC of assault charges against his girlfriend. The girlfriend was beaten unconscious. No doubt he did it.
He had a long history before that of criminal and violent behavior.
Dude is a violent lunatic that everyone in his own industry hated. How he ever made it big is beyond me.
Oh: and after he was convicted of beating his GF up, he quickly found another high-profile girlfriend in Meagan Goode, who was once a bit "it girl."
Some women will never ever learn.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
This. Means. War.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 02:36 PM (O0L8i)
I'm finishing yards but GatewayPundit has an article saying El-Sayed was overlooking the group that helped to kill about 4000 cats and dogs.
That would have been such a more effective attack against him than an old tired "HE DISRESPECTS WOMEN!!" shrieking screed.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)
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It turns out you can just say things.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (d2MOG)
I see Asmongold clips every once in a while. Nux I actually watch a couple of times per week. I didn't hear them saying it, but I don't listen to them all that regularly, so I guess I missed it.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Courtroom rules--he can and should be impeached using prior statements. So the question should always be whether he was lying then or lying now.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:43 PM (E4rtv)
A good high-profile example being the first "Iron Man" (a very good movie, I would say). The Islamic terrorist who captures Tony Stark at the outset was actually hired by Jeff Bridges' character, a rugged-looking industrial capitalist (and obviously white).
Er, spoiler alert.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2026 02:43 PM (jGGMD)
That mostly ended after 9/11. Now its international conspiracies of national socialists are crap like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:43 PM (1wjle)
Just asking questions.
Serious questions.
Posted by: C. Tarlson at August 14, 2026 02:43 PM (9BeUE)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)
I heard: "It's not a *good* movie, but it's very *satisfying*..."
Still haven't seen it, tho.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (2YhKe)
Shoot, that was just the CIA interviewing the FBI. Nothing important.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:44 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: ...
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I think the truth of the matter is that Islamists have spent oil money on manipulating institutions of the West like the press, entertainment, and our elites by letting our ruling class grifters get fat on foreign money. Chicoms play the same game.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
It is not possible to reason with islham, period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5)
and also in Iron Man 3, where "the Mandarin" seems to be an Islamic desert warrior, but we find out he's a drunk british actor being paid to pretend to be an Islamic terrorist so that the white westerner corporatist can cover-up his exploding-people problem.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (1wjle)
I want a movie called "BACKLASH !"
(exclaimation point included in the title)
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)
The right doesn’t care about domestic violence. The left doesn’t let that shit go while the right pre forgives if you’re Christian.
Imagine the uproar if Muslims were making atrocity propaganda, with calls for violence against jews...
I haven’t watched the full trailer yet, but it isn’t surprising that he turned out to be a Zionist/islamphobe. Jonathan Majors gives off bad vibes.
Celebrity gets accused of weird sex stuff, celebrity begins a conservative grift. Typical cycle
Insert “not reading the room on Israel“ handshake meme, with the Daily Wire on one side and Dem Party leadership on the other.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (odVWi)
We are not used to keeping them inside in the summer. I need to now stock my warehouse with Amazon craft stuff I usually have for winter and snow. They expect entertainment. I expect them to entertain themselves and am often wrong.
I haven't even started day drinking yet and the margins are wide but vision is still clear.
I don't have words to express (well, I do but won't print them) of how much I despise Taqiyya Tuq'r Qarlson (perfection, Ace!) and the obvious, not sneaking, invasion of our country by radical islam.
Twenty Five Years ago on 9/11 I hoped we'd never see this come to the USA.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (hzuYO)
it's just about some vaguely connected thoughts I had five minutes ago.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (sFNX2)
Er, spoiler alert.
Posted by: Dr. T
You have to go back to the sixties or earlier if you want pro American entertainment without the funding of foreign assholes and ngos affecting content. The first thing to go in a diverse country is the freedom to say and act as you please.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:44 PM (E4rtv)
The Chinese are using our money, whig.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)
He was so extreme that he even attacked ‘dog and music lovers’, since dogs and music are haram in Islam.
So dogs barking Jingle Bells is right out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM (xCuiu)
They would have created a taller, less soft and effeminate guy who doesn't talk like he just inhaled a whippit.
Just saying ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace
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S'okay, same with the comment section. We have vaguely connected thoughts too.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
This is tongue in cheek, right? Right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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True dat.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)
Clear and Present Danger.
Book - Bad Guys = Muslims
Film - Bad Guys = White Nazis
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (AdHga)
you'll see better writing on any given post here, but it is good to see and hear things we're "not allowed to say" sometimes. Will be useful if it breaks the taboo and lets more serious filmmakers take on reality.
About as realistic as Boondock Saints. Death Wish (original) was better.
Worth a $2.99 rental.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (Sbumo)
Captain Philips? 2013.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Josephistan at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: ace
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S'okay, same with the comment section. We have vaguely connected thoughts too.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM
Ours are raging torrents, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (4NO2D)
Tuq'r Qarslon, on the other hand, was a rich bitch Nepo Baby who used his father's CIA network of connections and his adoptive mother's massive wealth to get into college.
==
Cucker spent his high school days smoking and snorting everything snortable and smokable, had a GPA around 1.0, then had his super ritch family buy him a college entrance, and then , after not making it to graduation, had his family buy him a position at Heritage foundation. He really hates people who succeed on merit. HATES IT.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (g47mK)
Clear and Present Danger.
Book - Bad Guys = Muslims
Film - Bad Guys = White Nazis
The Hebrew Homonculous Shapiro mentioned that, but I think he said the bad guys in the movie were Russians. I dunno, maybe Nazis hired and supplied by Russians. Never saw it.
Also, the movie was the Sum of All Fears. Clear and Present Danger was the lame one in the jungle with Harrison Ford.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)
One Battle After Another: White supremacist
Predator: Aliens
Sisu: NAZIs
Sovereign: Anti-government person
Thunderbolts: Depression?
Naked Gun: A rich white guy
No muslims
I asked Duck's AI about the last radical muslim villain in an action movie and it suggested 2014's American sniper which is a war movie (and a true story). If we ignore war movies you have to go back to 1998's The Siege where arguably the Muslims still aren't really the villains.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (Dv3i1)
They would have created a taller, less soft and effeminate guy who doesn't talk like he just inhaled a whippit.
Just saying ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
That women would find even remotely attractive......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:51 PM (2YhKe)
the books, too. I dipped out after Clear and Present Danger. I did Dad from Heathers and wonder, "Why do I read these stupid spy novels...?"
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:51 PM (1wjle)
But that's still hilarious for those who haven't seen it.
We may have been robbed of Black Superman, but I hope this happens.
As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.
The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.”
“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)
it's just about some vaguely connected thoughts I had five minutes ago.
Posted by: ace
Ah, OK -- kind of a "train-of-thought" post. Those used to be common in the early days of blogging, before iPhones and social media fried everyone's brains and made them unable t concentrate on a multi-themed topic for more han 30 seconds, so everything had to now become a short-take on an easily grasped unitary topic. Ace is going old-school on us.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 02:48 PM (AdHga)
A faithful adaptation of Rainbow Six would be a great miniseries. Bad guys: Environmentalist wackos, as El Rushbo used to say
Posted by: Josephistan at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (EGSGm)
It's highly likely that he was converted after receiving a mansion in Qatar because he's 'just a good reporter' or whatever the reason was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (2YhKe)
Clear and Present Danger.
Book - Bad Guys = Muslims
Film - Bad Guys = White Nazis
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
Hollyweird has accounting that makes Enron look legit. And it is a prime way to launder money and affect US sensibilities so of course Faux news had Prince Talal give Murdoch and Co key financing backing, and of course that wouldn't affect 20th Century Fox or Fox channels. Multiply this by the the other sordid media including social media and infotainment studios, etc. and you get that our own media hates America and Americans and hates Christians. Increasingly hates freedom too.
We have the kebab so far up our ass that we can taste it.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)
I don't watch that but I remember the same bullshit in 24.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Josephistan at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (y9ksN)
I would watch the shit out of that.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
His bank account is.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (EGSGm)
just speculation on my part.
I'm Just Askin' Questions, Tuq'r-style. and by Just Askin' Questions, I mean making accusations I can't back up.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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You talk prettier than a $20 whore.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
Secretly?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 02:54 PM (AdHga)
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Tuq'r and Candy Oh!: Dumb and Dumber.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)
Buy more ammo. The muzzies are.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Accounts are free and if you don't post, it is fine to trim your timeline to only get the dog and cat videos you need to keep hope alive.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:55 PM (d2MOG)
We may have been robbed of Black Superman, but I hope this happens.
They had a mention in the Snyder Superman movie that all the Kryptonian colonies were destroyed by something (probably Brainiac)
You could have made that into a story, and hell, make it a horror movie, where even advanced, superpowered Kryptonians get destroyed with however diverse a cast you want since I assume like Earthlings there are black and asian Kryptonians (yes its kind of stupid but works in comic book movies) and then have that as a setup for another Synderverse movie with Superman and friends...only this time get a Supergirl that doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 14, 2026 02:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ed McMahon at August 14, 2026 02:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:57 PM (Sbumo)
As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let
The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make”
“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)
First, I fixed the text to properly represent that creature.
The first Matrix movie was awesome. Sequels sucked. Since both of the Wachowski creatures had themselves mutiliated, they haven't made a movie since that is worth even mentioining.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 02:57 PM (N39Ws)
A paler version of Nostril Screecher with the permanent scowl of Quarlson. Colic and spewing green like the Exorcist Movie chick for the first year. Only eats catfood.
Teeth erupt at the same time with vampire lateral incisors for extra vavoom biting carotids.
Two year tantrums would result in the kid (a trans, of course, or hermaphrodite) burning down the house.
By age 3yrs, a serial killer with cholera keffiyeh diapers blaming the Jews.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 02:57 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 02:57 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Diogenes
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You forgot to make more babies, the muzzies are. That is one of the reasons that the intifada failed, the Israelis have one of the higher fertility rates in the developed world and the Muzzies had to give up on figuring to outbreed them and wear them down.
No babies, you lose in the end regardless until you are like the humans in the last Planet of the Apes (classic series) where they are hidden worshiping a nuclear Shiva.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (qZb7K)
But then Nelson and Winnie Mandela turned out to be useless corruptocrats and black South Africans started to be worse off than they had been under Apartheid, so they dropped that one. But for a while there you couldn't avoid it.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (Ot/FD)
Thanks. I read enough rude and insane comments by leftists being quoted on here without signing up for X, although I wouldn't think there could be too rude comments about cat and dog videos. On the other hand, people can be rude about anything
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM (1wjle)
i was always lukewarm.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:58 PM
It was no 13th Floor.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM (OqEkV)
I thought of a great twist plot, and then I told my brother about it, and he said, "That's just 13th Floor, dude."
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:00 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:00 PM (Sbumo)
Are we gonna hear all of the sudden that TuQ'r is in rehab and has a pill problem, the dude is losin it.
Maybe he is just chasing Joo hate dollars ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (qZb7K)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM
Hannon Fuller had the right idea, just use the simulation for sex.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)
No way. The core of that plot was WAY too close to theories about COVID.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)
I don't know, they one with Anjelica Huston and the gypsies was pretty good!
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 02:57 PM (N39Ws)
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I was in the minority that thought even the first Matrix was mediocre. I dare say if it wasn't for the excellent casting, and a fine Carrie-Anne Moss prancing around in skin-tight black leather, it wouldn't been just another movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7)
These mosques? Here in the US and in Europe?
They are full of weapons caches.
Not a few handguns or hunting rifles--grenades, rocket launchers, fully-auto military guns and ammo.
Not one, not a one, is an innocent place of worship. They are military bases and we need to start treating them like it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 03:02 PM (3cUTc)
Is she one of those busty Jewess temptresses I keep hearing about?
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:02 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Don't read the comments on X, I repeat, don't read the comments especially on anything that counts.
Read the posts and watch the videos but the comments are like Breitbart, full of bots, comment mills from the Third World, and raging leftist lunatics trying to coordinate a message they got from Bluesky.
"Mute this person" and "I am not interested in this sort of post or ad" work pretty well to trim what your timeline (homepage but sequential in time as to x posts) gives you.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)
Cleric Bueller's Day Off
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM
The hotel scene up to the phone booth is one of the best movie openings ever. So much WTF? in it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)
I was in the minority that thought even the first Matrix was mediocre. I dare say if it wasn't for the excellent casting, and a fine Carrie-Anne Moss prancing around in skin-tight black leather, it wouldn't been just another movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
I appreciated the concept of the movie. Plus, the lobby scene was really really cool - especially if you wanted to test out your A/V system.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (N39Ws)
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I pictured Ed Begley Jr. in this role when I first read the book. But he aged out. Mark Ruffalo it is then.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (Dv3i1)
I laughed.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Rewrite it as State of Queer with troons as villains. Make a billion.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)
Is she one of those busty Jewess temptresses I keep hearing about?
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:02 PM (sFNX2)
Jooters?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:04 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:04 PM
It didn't work for me, and I recently watched it again to give it a second chance.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)
Mexican soldier accidentally shoots bystanders while sawing loaded shotgun during gun buyback event
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Film at 11:00.
https://tinyurl.com/549b7s92
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:05 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Ruffalo is booked already as a Turk in a remake of Vlad the Impaler. Spoiler, he gets the what is at stake in the movie.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)
I don't watch that but I remember the same bullshit in 24.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
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Any show we start watching if there is a whiff of sympathy to jihadists we stop. Cussing is often involved.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:05 PM (d2MOG)
The Scum of All Queers (199
.
The President and a stadium full of football fans are targeted for death by a shadowy group of homosexuals using a bioweapon culled from proteinaceous rafts floating in the water of gay bath houses. Spoiler: The real villain is a white supremacist capitalist, who impugns patriotic honest perverts as cover for his evil scheme to profit from a needless war.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 03:05 PM (biznJ)
Of course......
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The California Secretary of State, Shirley Weber, is now directing county election officials to count certain mail ballots received after Election Day — even if they don't have a postmark!
Reform California Chairman and State Assemblymember Carl DeMaio is demanding Weber reverse the policy, arguing it directly violates a recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Good popcorn movies.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:00 PM (sFNX2)
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The awful cannibal movie Green Inferno has a similar plot. A bunch of leftwing environuts go deep into the jungle to save the rainforest from an evil logging company. They run into cannibals, get eaten alive, and then the few survivors are rescued at the end with the help of the loggers. Movie sucked ass -- but it was fun to watch these whiny commies get theirs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:07 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: ...
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Only if it was a D&D movie. Smiting people's skulls right and left with a mace because he wouldn't want to shed blood. Use Hollyweird execs as the extras to be smited.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:07 PM (E4rtv)
a Stunning and Brave admission
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna
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You misspelled evil.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (JvZF+)
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"Isn't it time for Hollyweird to start being more realistic and make Jews and Jew-Created Bots like Ben Shapiro the actual villains?"
/Cucker Qatarlson, Cavernous Orifices, MeAgain Kelly, and Company
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (angZ5)
It is not a phobia.
And it is not irrational.
islam is an evil that is filled with evil men who do not deserve life, liberty or happiness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)
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Qatar is a Sunni state with a mostly Sunni citizenry, though there is a substantial Shi'ite minority.
Posted by: C. Tarlson at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (9BeUE)
Posted by: ace
Best pre-Matrix plot twist? 1945's "Dead of Night." You've got to watch it from the very first frame to the very last frame to get the full effect. If you aren't expecting it, it's kind of emotionally devastating. Way ahead of its time in terms of "everything you thought was real isn't what you thought it was."
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (qZb7K)
A warhammer inquisitor shows up in Hollywood and goes around killing every Slaaneshi follower he finds...which would be almost everyone in Hollywood
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)
Stop or Imam Will Shoot!
and go.......
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:53 PM (d2MOG)
From Haram To Eternity..
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
I appreciated the concept of the movie. Plus, the lobby scene was really really cool - especially if you wanted to test out your A/V system.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (N39Ws)
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Lobby scene was good, but just a ripoff of a John Woo action scene updated with modern special effects to make the slo-mo he always used be reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllyyyy slow.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)
In the books, Jack Ryan is a Boy Scout of the best kind. Loves Cathy, his physician wife.
In the Netflix crap, he is cheating on her with a German spy in South America.
No thank you.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 03:09 PM (qFwJc)
Backpack to the Future
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:09 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:10 PM (AlNse)
It is not a phobia.
And it is not irrational.
islam is an evil that is filled with evil men who do not deserve life, liberty or happiness.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (3cUTc)
Same with transphobic. Not afraid of them. Don't subscribe to their twisted (IMHO) view and will not play along with their delusions.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2026 03:10 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Well, considering what makes them happy, I would definitely say they don't deserve us to submit to them.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:10 PM (E4rtv)
sounds interesting, I'll look out for it.
Here's a non-recommendation: the low-budget Spanish time travel movie "Timecrimes." Just kind of low-key interesting but not really good. Not enough to make me want to share it.
I mention it because it gets recommended a lot. It's not horrible, but the low budget is a problem, and it just never gets really good.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:06 PM (O0L8i)
I didn't get that, but I ALWAYS side-eye'd him for clearly believing our military and intelligence agencies were staffed - without exception - with American patriots who fiercely and sincerely loved the United States.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 03:08 PM (qZb7K)
Shit, Die, Repeat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:11 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 03:12 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
And a goat standing where the Palm Trees make an X.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)
The Camp of the Saints was translated into English.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (CNl8/)
There’s a fine (but very distinct) line between recognizing conspiracies that are real (eg covid official narrative lies) to them believing that every kooky idea is therefore true
He’s cuckoo for coco puffs
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (sXOHS)
Israel would create a less annoying sleeper agent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (ExV1e)
Captain Mark Kelly
@CaptMarkKelly
I spoke to a grandmother today worried about her 21-year-old grandson who's aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. He’s lost 20-25 pounds and is struggling with depression. And so-called leaders like Pete Hegseth aren’t doing a thing about it.
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Talerico is playing the grandpa card.
https://tinyurl.com/4avcmzc5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:10 PM (1wjle)
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Predestination from 2014, based on the classic Heinlein story "All You Zombies", has a similar conception of time travel but a much larger budget.
Posted by: C. Tarlson at August 14, 2026 03:14 PM (0qK7D)
I can think of some things for them to do. However I am confident Texans can do better.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:14 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (O0L8i)
(No relevance, I just thought it was dumb enough to share.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (Ot/FD)
The lead was way too good looking to be believably, err, what she was (to not spoil it).
Though in the 12 years since then she's now literally twice the woman she was then.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (E4rtv)
Captain Mark Kelly
@CaptMarkKelly
I spoke to a grandmother today worried about her 21-year-old grandson who's aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. He’s lost 20-25 pounds and is struggling with depression. And so-called leaders like Pete Hegseth aren’t doing a thing about it.
Except they are being relieved as another carrier is on the way and by the way.... No doubt the "grandson" is fictious
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (sXOHS)
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The demon or the alien anal probe appear to be winning.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:15 PM (CNl8/)
Oh yes. The FBI and the CIA are all full of middle of the road, non-partisan patriots.
Great yarns.
Fiction.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 03:16 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 03:16 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:16 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:16 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (1wjle)
What, is he actually MORE pro-Israel than we thought or something? Is this some kind of anime where he's going to be down and out, up against the ropes, and then yell like Goku for half an episode until he starts glowing and gets six inches taller and his dick turns in to a menorah?
Fucking hell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (Ot/FD)
Qum With Me
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Mark1971
An American in Beirut. Gene Kelly dances during the 1970's Civil War.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (E4rtv)
sounds interesting, I'll look out for it.
Posted by: ace
There's no way for me to even hint at what the twist is without giving it away. I recommend not reading about the film before watching it.
What Dead of Night is famous for is being the first "anthology"-style horror film, in which six separate Twilight-Zone-style tales are told in a row, connected by an overarching meta-story. Almost all six of the mini-movies within the movie were very influential and were later made into standalone movies (or legendary TV episodes) of their own. The twist does not really involve any of the famous stories-within-the-story, even though they take up 95% of the screen time, but instead is about the framing meta-story, which you aren't really paying attention to until....
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)
Citizen Slain - The Laken Riley Story...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (nbLIj)
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"The Jews already did the same thing by creating The Black Plague, Ebola, HIV/AIDS, Covid, and now Monkeypox in Chinese BioLabs in order to wipe out The Christian Race, h8r!'
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:17 PM (angZ5)
https://tinyurl.com/4avcmzc5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:13 PM (ndZc7)
Uh…. My dad is a Baptist preacher and I’m pretty confident saying he would not make a commercial to get me elected if I had the disgusting views Talarico has made public. He’d rebuke me! So I think paw-paw is probably an awful preacher; I know I wouldn’t attend his church
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (sXOHS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (xCuiu)
I don't like stories were evil wins even when they are really good.
Looking at you, Skeleton Key.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (FtULh)
He's being given a medical discharge for being an enormous pussy. -- Pete Hegseth
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:20 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
https://tinyurl.com/3attpbm2
*And yes, I realize there was cheating.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 03:20 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 14, 2026 03:20 PM (cHNrw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (CNl8/)
Yikes.... Well anyway...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 03:20 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:20 PM (Sbumo)
Train to Kibbutz Be'eri
Jihad Everywhere All at Once
Get Out of the Holy Land Infidel Pigs
Once Upon a Time In Al Andalus
The Shape of Jihad
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv)
@CaptMarkKelly
I spoke to a grandmother today...
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I thought lib's imaginary friends were supposed to always be taxi drivers.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (CNl8/)
Wow, he's the first black disgraced Cambridge don to off himself in south London.
What a milestone.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:21 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:22 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:22 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:22 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 03:22 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)
But ... since the idea was that a fourth dimension in that system had to be at 90 degree angles to all the others -- just as xyz are all 90 degrees to each other -- the only way to do it was that T constantly flipped and twisted and mutated.
So it was almost impossible to "track" T such that it could be scrolled back and forth on. It wasn't until we developed ultra-computers and solved irrational numbers that we could find T and track it accurately enough to use.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM
The Telegraph:
https://tinyurl.com/57red6yp
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:23 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:23 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (j10i6)
Now: "I spoke to a grandmother today worried about her 21-year-old grandson who's aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. He’s lost 20-25 pounds and is struggling with depression. And so-called leaders like Pete Hegseth aren’t doing a thing about it."
Then: "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM
The Telegraph:
https://tinyurl.com/57red6yp
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:23 PM (4NO2D)
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Gotta be a suicide. Or the Jews did it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
I despise her for doing this as my father was a WWII First Marine in the Pacific for 30mo.
However, it perked me up to know her age as I look far better without make up waking up, and after total exhaustion from grandchildren all week.
I hope she goes to prison.
I also think dat's a man from photos. Or she dragged her sorry flip flops out of her reeking cat piss house of ferals and this is the best she can manage. Pity a veteran did not take her down and roll her into the water, while accidently drowning the demon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (hzuYO)
Of course we don't know what matter, energy or space are either
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM
The Telegraph:
https://tinyurl.com/57red6yp
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:23 PM (4NO2D)
How can they make this Trump's fault ? Bet they find a way
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: It's me donna
When you realized his shriveled little head looks like a circumcised penis that speaks, you can then laugh at his sorry ass as a defective mutant.
Nasty critter apparently openly cheating on his wife who is brain damaged from the shooting. Uses her as a vile political prop and armor against being criticized so a perfect leftist in all respects.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (CNl8/)
Jason Arday, who resigned as Cambridge professor following plagiarism allegations, found dead in south London. - British media
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (CNl8/)
__________
Check back in three days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (O0L8i)
Didn't they hire Someone to pretend to be Talarico's girlfriend- just your normal straight woman who just loved to hang out in gay bars and dance the night away?.
And no offense to Texans or anyone else who used "Paw Paw" but that seems to be kind of intimate, if you will, for a politician to use for an ad. If he has to use his grandpa why doesn't he use "grandad" or "grandpa"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 03:26 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:26 PM (wxsGM)
At least I assume. It's a safe assumption. Maybe not, but... i mean.... come on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:26 PM (Ot/FD)
Gotta be a suicide. Or the Jews did it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
___________
Masons. The Cliveden Set.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:26 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (CNl8/)
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:26 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (Sbumo)
@EmilyAssembly
No one should be arrested—much less jailed—for stealing a tube of toothpaste.
Incarceration separates people from their jobs, support services, & loved ones. It perpetuates cycles of poverty & crime.
That’s a fact, no matter how much fear mongering the right wing media does.
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It's right there in the pursuit of dental hygiene clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:25 PM (O0L8i)
Thats why EVERYONE checks Ace's comments first.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:28 PM (wxsGM)
Any photo of him he looks dim. That's the best I can say.
Who will reap from his book being published? Maybe all proceeds can be sent to the International Don't Lie Department.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:28 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 03:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: DitkaCA at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (utChY)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (wGerL)
At least I assume. It's a safe assumption. Maybe not, but... i mean.... come on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Eh, probably shows some shame in himself depending on the note but the ones to blame for putting him there are the culprits that caused this. Every asshole that knowingly put a lying fraud into high office and blew smoke up his ass claiming he was deserving of it are at fault here.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)
Islamophobia is bad the way being afraid of being eaten by wolves in the woods is bad.
Meaning it's a survival instinct backed by facts.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (Sbumo)
And how old is Talarico's grandfather? In his 70's at least. No Baptist preacher of that age would seem to endorse Talarico's views on Christianity and the Bible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (W90Ou)
Of course with the level of welfare benefits in America every Somali is getting enough $$$ to buy all the toothpaste they could need even if I am doubtful their dental hygiene is that rigorous.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Strangled by his dreadlocks in a stiff wind?
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (KGj36)
You can't just Ctrl-F "Ben Shapiro’s sisters tits" like some kind of glassy eyed farm animal.
You gotta search for "khazar milkers", at the very least.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (Ot/FD)
@EmilyAssembly
No one should be arrested—much less jailed—for stealing a tube of toothpaste.
No one should be arrested—much less jailed—for rape if it takes less than five minutes.
I wonder if she'd see how stupid that sounds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (ExV1e)
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Fun Size
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (KGj36)
You mean her flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands? What of them?
Or do you mean her pet birds?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM (CNl8/)
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:26 PM (2YhKe)
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He was just heading off to college for the fall term ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (angZ5)
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)
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Nope! But my version of the "phobe" part is not fear but wanting them eradicated. It has never been fear. Bastids.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Pointed protuberances are mentioned upthread somewheres. CTRL + F is your friend.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (E4rtv)
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Thanks for clearing that up, you stupid fucking wench.
Bullshit. Lock up the crooks. Not the toothpaste.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: ShainS
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Grade is incomplete.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
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Fun Size
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)
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We give those out on Halloween.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (angZ5)
Huh. Now there's a bit of the traditional British sense of shame and honor that I wouldn't have expected from him. Bravo, sir, bravo.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (vTZFs)
You can't just Ctrl-F "Ben Shapiro’s sisters tits" like some kind of glassy eyed farm animal.
You gotta search for "khazar milkers", at the very least.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (Ot/FD)
Heh.
NSFW.
https://shorturl.fm/hosvs
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (2YhKe)
Grade is incomplete.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
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Zero point zero.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (4RTqI)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM
This should be on a bumper sticker.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (Sbumo)
She must have had a hard life or went grey early at 41. It also explains why she has no real connection to anyone in WWII She's probably too young,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
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I set 'em up, and whig knocks 'em down.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (angZ5)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:32 PM (Sbumo)
now that shit's funny right there i don't care who you are
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:33 PM (Ot/FD)
At least I assume. It's a safe assumption. Maybe not, but... i mean.... come on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Eh, probably shows some shame in himself depending on the note but the ones to blame for putting him there are the culprits that caused this. Every asshole that knowingly put a lying fraud into high office and blew smoke up his ass claiming he was deserving of it are at fault here.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)
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I think the guy was always mentally ill. Watch some of the videos of him speaking and answering interview questions. Bro ain't all there. I'll bet any amount of money there have been self-harm episodes before.
But we don't know that it was a suicide. Coulda been a run-of-the-mill OD.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Your descriptive fu is great. May your manhood enlarge to such heights as your words.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
MOMO - 7269
I Died in Jihad for Allah and Now I get to Have Creampie Sex with my 72 Virgins. They Make Me C*M Over and Over and Won't Stop. Only Allah is Giving Me the Strength to Carry On!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (Sbumo)
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Yeah, but what search term will you use? Hooters? Fun bags?
So many breasties, so little time....
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
Oh, shucks, I stole that phraseology from far greater Morons than I.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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It will still be the fault of everyone who told the truth about him and held him accountable by the left.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)
So many breasties, so little time....
Posted by: Martin Tell
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I wrote a little script,
so that none of them are missed.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:36 PM (7xx4i)
Triangle man beats particle man.
Posted by: They Might be Giants at August 14, 2026 03:36 PM (odVWi)
It will still be the fault of everyone who told the truth about him and held him accountable by the left.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)
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It will also retrospectively absolve everyone who put him there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:36 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 14, 2026 03:36 PM (D59/j)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)
We're all responsible for him eating a five kilo brick of hash in a fit of despondency.
So five kilos, divided by 8 point something billion... carry the one....
Eh. I can live with that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:36 PM (Ot/FD)
228 Jason Arday, who resigned as Cambridge professor following plagiarism allegations, found dead in south London. - British media
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 03:19 PM
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I guess Cambridge can halt the investigation into how he was hired now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM
Ah, a motive.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (4NO2D)
Any photo of him he looks dim. That's the best I can say.
Who will reap from his book being published? Maybe all proceeds can be sent to the International Don't Lie Department.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:28 PM (hzuYO)
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F. Joe Biden is cribbing from it right now for his 2028 Democrat Communists of America POTUS Nomination Acceptance Speech.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (angZ5)
Posted by: Kinney Shoes at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (4RTqI)
Pennsylvania boy reels in piranha while fishing with dad
https://tinyurl.com/bdhrbex2
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:38 PM (ndZc7)
so that none of them are missed.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
Stand that shit up and monetize it, brocephus.
Sell ads, scrape data.
Call it "Tittr".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:38 PM (Ot/FD)
Former Biden press secretary Jen Psaki scathingly attacked her Trump counterpart Karoline Leavitt on Thursday, claiming she faced hardly any tough questions in the briefing room and had no interest in engaging in good faith discussions.
“The relationship between the press and the White House is supposed to be adversarial by design,” Psaki said on MS NOW, formerly MSNBC, where she was hired after her performance on then-President Biden’s behalf from 2021 to 2022. “I mean, the press in the room are supposed to push for more access, for more information. And there are times when it’s absolutely appropriate for the press secretary to push back. But Karoline Leavitt didn’t want to engage in good faith with those reporters and their tough questions.
“And so, instead, she did everything she could to reshape that briefing room into her own personal safe space where she rarely had to answer a tough question, hardly ever. I mean, she only briefed once or twice a week, max.”
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)
If you're going out, don't forget the hookers andblow.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)
I wonder what the penalty for stealing a tube of toothpaste would be in the thief's home country?
Cutting off the hand is kind of traditional, no?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 03:39 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:39 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (4NO2D)
Thanks, now I have to pee.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 14, 2026 03:39 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (VWtfl)
Delightfully dark as a theory... but I fear that passel of metropolitan groin sniffers aren't that clever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:39 PM (Ot/FD)
Any photo of him he looks dim. That's the best I can say.
Dear Gaia...you can't make intelligence a screening criteria!!!!!! What about our phoney-balogne jobs?!?!?!
Posted by: 90% of college professors at August 14, 2026 03:39 PM (odVWi)
oh my god.
I mean, not to go all Norm Macdonald, but I'm pretty sure this Jason Arday death is going to cause some anti-honesty backlash.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)
Bro was so insanely full of shit that my Worldwide Bullshit Meter dropped a few points when he died.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
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The Real Story of 9/11 and how America Deserved It, narrated by Tucker Carlson, with special guests Hassan Piker and Mayor Mamdani.
Wait, I think he already did a ton of episodes like that! never mind...
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (g47mK)
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Jesus. This is beyond projection. It's like projection ception
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:40 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 03:41 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Your Funny Uncle at August 14, 2026 03:41 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (Ia/+0)
At least I assume. It's a safe assumption. Maybe not, but... i mean.... come on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Didn't anybody ever tell him that life was a marathon and not a sprint?
/Too soon?
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (angZ5)
But it isn't suspicious.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (g47mK)
Uhm hey guys I know you’ll spend like $7m on this. Let me save you all that money. Stop hiring DEI retards and you’ll be good to go.
You’re welcome.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 03:42 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)b
Hope he had life insurance and it WON'T be deemed a suicide, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 03:44 PM (2YhKe)
You can't even just say "stop hiring idiots" to them. They're all idiots. They have no idea what "not an idiot" even looks like.
You put some professor of Classics in front of them who knows Greek and Latin and a smattering of Vedic Hindu just for funsies, and they'd run for the hills out of sheer animal fear of such an alien being.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (vTZFs)
4h
#BREAKING: FBI arrests Massachusetts Mayor Brian DePeña over $1.5M COVID loan fraud
"rian DePena allegedly funneled over $1.5 million in EIDL loan funds into his campaign account, personal taxes, and real estate debts"
When we, the people, hire you to administer government fraud, we don't expect you to steal from the mouths of the criminals like that!
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (i+Wsn)
"He cited an “unrelenting level of public scrutiny” as his reason for resigning.
Note: He did not apologize, did he? Granted he could have and I did not read it.
They typical liberal mindset (altho I don't know if his mind was set based on photos I've seen as he ain't all there) non-apology.
Or, a malignant narcissist apology: "I am sorry for whatever I did."
I hope he donated his dreds to the WNBA. (Ok, I know I am being bad but I'm hungry).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 03:45 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (4RTqI)
Ultra liberal upper west side NYC is shocked - shocked I tell ya - that a $500M (!!) homeless shelter has brought about drug use and general mayhem.
Who’da thunk it? And how the fuck does it cost $500M for a shelter? JFC the graft is out of control in blue cities.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 03:46 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)
Scalding hot take there.
Clear and Present Danger was great stuff. The convoy ambush scene alone is legendary.
Politicians leaving Americans to die while trying to push the blame on to a patsy was sadly prescient of Benghazi was well.
Posted by: Sjg at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (i8HNq)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 03:47 PM (4RTqI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 03:37 PM (4RTqI)
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The same larger interests who promote Ben Shapiro have also purchased the entire scientific community around genetic testing, making it seem as though Jews have zero descent from the Khazars, the Turkic people who lived around the lower Volga and whose leadership converted to Judaism not long before their state collapsed.
But we all know that Jews should have to get genetic testing to prove any claim to Israel and that all the scientific studies showing close relationship between Jewish populations are lies perpetrated by hummus-eaters in Tel Aviv!!!
Posted by: C. Tarlson at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (9/ktE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (ndZc7)
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And WHY IS THAT, you stupid f*ck.
Posted by: s
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Setting the record straight. Hollywood always takes Muslims out of the original story and substitutes another race or entity into the story. Muslims aren't there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 03:51 PM (VQ0bX)
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Ah, so it's that "Palestinians are the real Semites" or some such.
Wait, aren't we all cousins via Noah?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 14, 2026 03:53 PM (4RTqI)
I am fed up with this new editorializing version of journalisming. "News" reporters seem to love throwing the words "debunked", "discredited", or just plain "false" into what's supposed to be plain reportage.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (e37bH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (e37bH)
They seem nice.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 03:56 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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Yes. And some of your cousins want to kill you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 03:48 PM (xCuiu)
I miss the classic Green Dildo Era WNBA. It a different game. All fundamentals and flying dildoes.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 14, 2026 03:58 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 03:59 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 02:46 PM (hzuYO)
Twenty five years and one day ago on 9/12, I thought the ME would have been turned to glass. But good ole Dubya and the religion of peace had other plans.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 14, 2026 04:00 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
https://tinyurl.com/54rzzxne
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 14, 2026 04:01 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Thatch at August 14, 2026 04:05 PM (S6YCM)
I knew he was not who I thought he was
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 14, 2026 04:24 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: Vod Kaknockers at August 14, 2026 04:26 PM (jrgJz)
I'm interested in the Jonathan Majors story because it was my understanding that he was a true believer liberal black victim culture guy. Guess not
Posted by: Youre out of milk at August 14, 2026 04:59 PM (W+TLY)
FBI: We Arrested 4,000 Nasty Criminals In the Last Two Months
Kash Patel said he would reorient the FBI away from the Democrat/Wray model of unending election interference on behalf of the communists towards arresting criminals.
These arrests are proof his word is good.ICE is being harassed by violent antifa retards who provoke them and attempt to ram them with vehicles. And then, when ICE responds with appropriate deadly force, they weaponize ICE agents' understandable desire to protect their own lives. ICE is considering arming agents with shock gauntlets to give them a less-lethal response to antifa terrorists. Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.
The FBI said Wednesday that Operation Summer Heat, now in its second year, has resulted in over 4,000 arrests and 1,500 indictments in just the past two months. "Week after week, FBI teams across the country remain committed to confronting the most egregious threats," the bureau said on X. "All the efforts coming from our agents, intelligence analysts, and support staff directly support our mission to be a trusted partner to the nation. "We all joined the bureau with the same dedication in mind," it continued. "Operations like Summer Heat demonstrate that commitment every day." The bureau said its teams arrested three members of the Mexican mafia last week who were convicted of murder in 2023, and a member of the Houston street gang Rich Kings. ... The update comes after the bureau announced Tuesday that it has arrested over 6,600 people in Washington, D.C., over the past year as part of its Safe and Beautiful initiative.
That's dumb.
ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon wear gloves that deliver electric shocks to combative individuals. The agency plans to spend up to $20 million to purchase the "conducive distraction and de-escalation devices," according to the Associated Press, citing a Department of Homeland Security notice. The devices are manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC of Lexington, Kentucky. The company calls them G.L.O.V.E., which stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter. Some jails and law enforcement agencies are already using the devices.
The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts. The media continues showing that they are pro-crime, pro-terrorist traitors.
North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family saysThe stroke happened two weeks later? Well, obviously ICE caused it. No 55-year-old men living stressful lives of constant criminality ever suffer stroke, except due to the White Supremacy Sorcery of ICE. My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had. Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:
Authorities took Gabriel Johnson, 55, to the hospital after he had "stroke-like symptoms," leaving his family fearful for his well-being. By Daniella Silva A little more than two weeks after her father was arrested by ICE, Gabri Johnson received the call she had been dreading: Her father, a pastor in North Carolina, was in the hospital in Texas after having a stroke, she said. Since then, ICE has kept their family in the dark about his medical care and her father's condition, Johnson said.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (6+ehB)
Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:
The Trayvon Gambit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (GDtGs)
You know some crazy teenager is gonna deliberately shock his nuts with the gloves. Spanking the monkey with a little extra bang.
It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: doug at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (B1+sW)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GDtGs)
she wisely filmed her crime and posted it on Facebook
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (7Q7Ca)
But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.
Get back to me when they've got a few yards range. Inman would love some perps getting Emperor Palpatined.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (enNUy)
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OUT: "ICE ICE Baby."
IN: "Shock The Monkey."
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (sFNX2)
https://tinyurl.com/6bdu9zku
The Hochul campaign complained . LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: 13times at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (6iKlf)
I'd love to see some smoking heads from these assholes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (npoJh)
ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.
WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
https://tinyurl.com/yzceepmt
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)
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That's a dude
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (GDtGs)
So ridiculous. I'm 49 and high school feels like multiple lifetimes ago. I keep up with a couple of friends from that time, but they were part of my life after high school. I don't care about reunions. I don't care about their football team.
Other lifetimes since then:
College
My time with two serious girlfriends
Early work career
Mid work career
Marriage
Fatherhood
All of these run together in some ways, but they are all somewhat distinct in their own ways. I changed during those times in significant ways.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)
yeah, they buried the lede. He was a "pastor",but that is not his defining characteristic, is it leftist media?
"Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (vbXSk)
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Your agonizer, please.
*holds out hand expectantly *
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (JvZF+)
"Why, those masked men could be anyone!!!
I'd run if they were trying to kidnap me too!!"
So, that photo of the "ICE - POLICE" is a lie.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)
And yet, another star high school footballer, aged 17, died of a heart attack during practice this week.
Happened all the time before the 'vaxx,' didn't it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (EjUHc)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)
Wonder who's SS# he's been using ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (npoJh)
Yup. She was demanding amnesty for herself and any illegals in the country more than 7 years.
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (DQcsn)
53 "We believe that covering grades will help students start strong and curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals."
I'm really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)
Well, back you your day, college was for above-average students. Even before the "demographic cliff," the universalization of college had brought the average IQ of matriculating freshmen down to the national average IQ. Then, adding Didn't Earn It on top of that forced Ivy League schools to add pre-makeup math to cover the 4th-grade-level material that they would need to understand the makeup math that they would need as a foundation sufficient to pass a basic math class that meets graduation requirements.
Now the long-predicted demographic cliff has finally hit, and even public universities (such as Portland State) are closing entire programs (an implicit no-confidence vote on state finances). So if you thought admission standards had nowhere left to fall, you were wrong.
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (L3Npt)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Pfft. I want ICE to have even more lethal options. Railguns. Artillery. Suitcase nukes. A death star.
You know how many people have been killed by ICE so far? Not enough.
Thugs shouldn't get to run the US like Portland.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (u1qVW)
But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.
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"Don't Glove Me Bro" videos soon to come.
Is it too much to ask that they built in some way to make the gloves cause the perp to piss themselves? Would that be wrong?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)
Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:
I'm old enough to remember when the media ran images of Trayvon Martin when he was 12 years old, right next to Zimmerman in his orange jump suit after being arrested.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Maybe when they clap their hands, the gloves send out an EMP that shuts down vehicles.
Of course, Newton's First Law is still a thing...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (FZ29D)
Here's what they do... video goes to X:
https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.
WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?
Posted by: Sponge
Maybe they also function as AEDs, so they can try to restart the perps after they shoot them?
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)
Nothing, but they have their own use case.
A taser typically is a gun-shaped object that you hold in your hand. You can't easily grab with two hands when you're holding it. Some morons even mistake their actual gun for their taser and shoot people they intend to tase.
The glove is useful because you have both hands free to grab a person AND you can tase them on top of that. It's not going to be mistaken for a gun. A subject has to work a lot harder to take it from you and use it against you.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)
NBC News
@NBCNews
North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says.
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Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault.
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"North Carolina Pastor" >>>>> "Maryland Man"
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (DLkhG)
Army Navy Store down in Boise has a pair of good sap gloves I got my eye on. Just waiting for the new Fall line of shock batons to come out to make the set.
Dang mountain lions are everywhere. Best to be prepared.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (GDtGs)
https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
The big old white dude looks like he could have almost walked it off but the other guys...down they go...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (DLkhG)
And Maryland Man is still here I believe....
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Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:36 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (rDiMt)
Behold my field of fucks.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (9tX4s)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (c7ZbX)
Because if I can't have throwing commies from helicopters, which I would prefer, and seems like the rational, simple solution that everyone could agree on, I guess I will settle for electro-crotch-punching.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (rDiMt)
Wasn't he the one that they initially said was struck in the head with a fire extinguisher, causing his death?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Blanco at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (rnXoa)
https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
The big old white dude looks like he could have almost walked it off but the other guys...down they go...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
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Kind of reminds me of the videos of "martial artists" who can render you unconscious by waving their hands in your general direction....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (enNUy)
A taser typically is a gun-shaped object that you hold in your hand. You can't easily grab with two hands when you're holding it. Some morons even mistake their actual gun for their taser and shoot people they intend to tase.
I remember a story about a cop called to a domestic disturbance because the mentally ill kid was having a melt down and mom couldn't control him.
Well the kid didn't calm down at the sight of the cop and even when the cop wrestled him down kept fighting.
So the cop reached for his taser and....well didn't grab the taser. Killed the kid with his gun.
Sad sad story through and through.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DQcsn)
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"He was just heading off to college for the fall term, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (xCuiu)
I wonder if there's such a thing as complicated assault. Like using a Rube Goldberg machine to kick someone in the gonads.
Posted by: far cry at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (wBRco)
Posted by: SciVo
Universities now rely on federal student loan and grant money income to make it. Trump is starting to cut off that airway by refusing to make loans for majors that cannot produce an income to service the debt. Put in hard limits on grad school funding as well that is going to hit the perpetual student population hard if they don't go into coursework that produces a job.
The student visas now require foreigners to timely complete their degrees--no more lounging around campus for decades.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)
Around that time there was a lefty protest at some monument they wanted to destroy and they were throwing bricks and glass bottles at the cops defending it.
I was told repeatedly by lefties that it didn't matter because "the cops had helmets"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)
I wonder if there's such a thing as complicated assault. Like using a Rube Goldberg machine to kick someone in the gonads.
Posted by: far cry
Actually, that's complicated battery.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (VHUov)
Here's what they do... video goes to X:
https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)
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The side effect is you look like Billy Idol afterwards, with spiked hair.
https://tinyurl.com/ykw8bxkt
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (rDiMt)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
And they're dropping them off in places that they know will finish them off, like at closed businesses in freezing temps with no clothes.
Republicans defend this behavior tooth and nail. They're bad people
This is vile, concentration camp behavior. There need to be ICC investigations into ICE and take all of ICE to The Hague to stand trial when this is done.
The last somewhat decent republican was McCain. The entire party has gone so much farther off the rails since then.
I was 12, and just started following politics. I will never forget when he corrected that woman who started talking badly about Obama during his town hall. It made him look like a proper leader. Hell even Mitt Romney looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to Trump
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (odVWi)
The people that told us you didn't have a right to oppose COVID regulations now routinely argue you have a right to physically interfere with cops/ICE agents
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DQcsn)
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Polonium-Tipped FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (c7ZbX)
https://tinyurl.com/ykw8bxkt
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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But with a rebel yell, he cried more, more, more......
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (2Cry5)
Funny, 3 years ago 60% of Dem voters were in favor of putting pure bloods in concentration camps.
And a few months ago a TX Dem candidate ran on a platform of putting Jews in concentration camps and she got 40% of the vote
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
Almost certainly. Quite a few of Inspector's friends tried out his electric cattle prod, although generally on their legs. Can't remember if he said if any of them did it twice though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Candlestick or pipe wrench. Got it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (9tX4s)
It's August. Where are they dropping them, Tierra del Fuego. (which is nearly always froze)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Yep, but the DC Medical Examiner says zero evidence of any blunt force trauma. He wasn't hit, or at least, no evidence could be found on his body that he was hit.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (rDiMt)
The people that told us you didn't have a right to oppose COVID regulations now routinely argue you have a right to physically interfere with cops/ICE agents
Posted by: 18-1
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Again, logic, reasoning, etc. does not apply to the left. Only oppressed and oppressor. ICE is an oppressor so anything they do is wrong, the oppressed is on the right side of history so they can do no wrong.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)
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Situational ethics.
It's paradise when it's THEIR policy being enforced.
It's hell-on-earth when it's OUR policy being enforced.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)
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great song.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (rDiMt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (wxsGM)
Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:
No matter how much you hate the MSM, you're not hating them enough.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (Ot/FD)
The left used to have figures who would "Pray" about the injustice of all this, but now have to be careful of offending Islamic sensibilities.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: Polka
Can we give all the ICE agents Black Panther inspired uniforms just to make the Left freak out even more?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (odVWi)
No sympathy, thanks to Strawbridge Studios (who do most of those scholastic photos). I think they compete to see how many kids they can photograph when they blink.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (dIske)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (GDtGs)
Is it too much to ask that they built in some way to make the gloves cause the perp to piss themselves? Would that be wrong?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)
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"What the hell are we, chopped crystal meth?"
Posted by: Black Feces Matter, Local 8647 at August 14, 2026 01:47 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (ftFVW)
Still a win.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:47 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Oglebay
From the backs of C130s at 50,000 feet into the ocean!!!!
Posted by: Retarded, hysterical Leftist with suicidal empathy who reads too much BlueSky at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (odVWi)
Kennedy Center Board Creates “Trump Plaza” and Plans to Add President’s Name Back on the Building
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (ndZc7)
I think these deportees should be grateful for whatever time they got to spend here, all the money they sent home, and the skills and culture they witnessed and maybe learned They can use that to change the place they came into a place they want to live.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (6lI1w)
Fast forward to 2030:
"Hell even Donald Trump looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to President Vance/DeSantis/Rubio"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)
A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,
https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (ftFVW)
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Armor-Piercing, Polonium-Tipped, Blitz-Mitts FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (DLkhG)
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He reportedly has a history of TSA's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)
Here's what they do... video goes to X:
https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)
I wonder if they can be defeated with water.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
You know some crazy teenager is gonna deliberately shock his nuts with the gloves. Spanking the monkey with a little extra bang.
It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
Likely side effects include spontaneous electro-jaculation of impressive power.
Posted by: A Boy And His Dog at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (Ot/FD)
The FNM then got what they wanted...a health 11 year old died and trumpeted the story on every outlet...but they made a mistake. One of the outlets posted a recent picture of the kid and he was as wide as he was tall and at least 300lbs...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!)
No, you're a nobody. But you brother who was President is now a useful example of "a Republican who was reasonable, unlike Trump..."
Posted by: Lefty media talking heads at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: Oglebay
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Ah, the Indiana Jones option. Just shoot them.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)
Needs retractable "claw" electrodes to penetrate the skin.
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DQcsn)
Nothing can stop THE CLAW!!!!!!
Arrrrrgggghhhhh!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (bNf8H)
I think these deportees should be grateful for whatever time they got to spend here, all the money they sent home, and the skills and culture they witnessed and maybe learned They can use that to change the place they came into a place they want to live.
Posted by: LASue
That's hard and shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (9tX4s)
Posted by: Shazam at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (ehY6c)
When Dick Cheney came out and endorsed the Dem candidates the left celebrated and pointed out now on one could vote for Trump.
Now this is the same Dick Cheney the left told me was the greatest war criminal since WWII and deserved to be hung for his crimes against humanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
Fast forward to 2030:
"Hell even Donald Trump looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to President Vance/DeSantis/Rubio"
Posted by: 18-1 at Augus
Bush hitler McCain the war monster Romney the dog and grandma and schoolmate torturer. Every republican in the rear view mirror is a saint compared to whatever republican is standing in front of the dems.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (6lI1w)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM
A thread-starter over at DU when this was announced said their fervent hope was the agents would be wearing these when taking a break to micturate.
Personally, I thought this was incredibly sexist. There are female ICE agents, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)
Me: "Yeah? What's that like? I wouldn't know. You've all been a bunch of scumbags and shitbirds since my grandparents were kids."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (Ot/FD)
https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (VQ0bX)
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I used to fling myself on the dance floor and move like that at parties in my youth. Always earned at least a few laughs ... but, oddly enough, never any dates.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
You mean like Mr. Officer showing them how awesome his Glock is, shooting himself when he tried to reholster? And then shooting himself again?
Just after he told them that he was a professional.
Ah, the videos that launch a thousand memes will flow.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)
I see a gym, a spa, and a financial planner.
/Cue Big Ben
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Shazam at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (ehY6c)
It's an occupational hazard.
Posted by: Dynamo, The Running Man at August 14, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)
I wonder if it has gotten better or worse since Vice's film? If not for the left's limitless lawfare, perhaps we could send all the deportees there.
Enter the US illegally, win a free trip to Liberia.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (Mx+TJ)
The stroke happened two weeks later? Well, obviously ICE caused it. No 55-year-old men living stressful lives of constant criminality ever suffer stroke, except due to the White Supremacy Sorcery of ICE.
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Maybe it took two weeks for the idea of faking a stroke to occur to him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (sXOHS)
Posted by: ShainS
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If you had watched Animal House more closely, you are supposed to do that in a toga sans underpants. That really attracts the opposite sex.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Beavis and Butthead got pretty close to doing that:
https://tinyurl.com/4xmujstf
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (odVWi)
That way it fucks them up, marks them, and lets everyone know they're a fag at the same time.
Science.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: Too Funny at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (/2Ls3)
Posted by: Shazam at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (ehY6c)
It's an occupational hazard.
Posted by: Dynamo
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Any rod to ground in a storm and all that.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: little people at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Retarded, hysterical Leftist with suicidal empathy who reads too much BlueSky at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM
The maximum cruising altitude of the C-130J Super Hercules is approximately 28,000 feet.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (0sNs1)
That way it fucks them up, marks them, and lets everyone know they're a fag at the same time.
Science.
Posted by: sifty boones
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Cruel AND Unusual. I like it.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
Personally, I thought this was incredibly sexist. There are female ICE agents, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)
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"And even some with nine-inch clitorises!"
/Royce White, prospective WNBA -- and first blonde -- MVP in 2027
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (DLkhG)
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Democrats: Fuck you we will stop every single thing you try to do, ruin the lives of your friends, cabinet members and families, and then jail or kill you or both!
Republicans: Impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (d2MOG)
The first two weeks he complained about pain in his right side...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 01:57 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 01:57 PM (W2Pud)
Personally, I thought this was incredibly sexist. There are female ICE agents, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Dunces United still around?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:59 PM (GDtGs)
Somewhere in this great land is a group of lawyers preparing to present to the court that electroglove is cruel and unusual and justifies lifelong compensation for the victims.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (OGBA8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (c7ZbX)
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Why did the troon cross the road? To transition to the other side!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)
https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (VQ0bX)
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I used to fling myself on the dance floor and move like that at parties in my youth. Always earned at least a few laughs ... but, oddly enough, never any dates.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (DLkhG)
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Bro got tased TWICE. I suspect they knew this guy from prior encounters, and knew how it was gonna end. Bro is probably an insane homeless dude.
That's a Rolls Spectre. Ugly color and it's an EV, but I've driven one and it's luxury and opulence off the charts. YUGE too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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I find it exhausting to hate, nowadays, I coldly and dismissively loathe. Easier on the digestive tract.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:58 PM
It's getting harder to justify peeking in, from an amusement POV, unfortunately.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
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Funny.
I seriously had forgotten that I stole that particular schtick from the movie!
/Haven't seen that in decades. The Wifey has NO INTEREST in watching it, unfortunately. I occasionally call her a philistine ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (6+ehB)
Look at it this way: at the rate the Left is mentally degenerating, come the Revolution, Zeus Hands (a much better term for shock gloves that I just made up) would be sufficient. They'd be standing there drooling, trying and failing to clear a jam, and you could just walk up and slap them around. "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! I'm the King of the Gods, bitch!"
Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (L3Npt)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: She Hobbit a
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I think prominent dunces gets rewarded by their peers with some sort of cap and a three legged stool.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
One of the many, many things that would shock the America of say 1966 is that we leave people like this on the street.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: eddie at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (q6rRN)
Republicans: Impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (d2MOG)
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Shouldn't that read "Republicans: We are writing you a strongly worded letter!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (OGBA8)
"Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM
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All those arrests, and his deportation notice never came up for discussion? He's spent two thirds of his life here while he had a deportation order.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (biznJ)
-Tell the dipshits you're going to be wearing gloves that will shock them so bad they collapse.
-Wear regular gloves
-Dipshits drop to the ground floppin' and twitchin' the second you touch them
-Cuff 'em
-Get sued. Show the jury you were wearing regular ass gloves the whole time.
-Win at Life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c)
From the criminal background of the 'preacher', his new home is likely to make Africa feel cold.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)
How cruel can the MFM be?! What, they couldn't procure baby pictures? Never seen anything so racist.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (oji8u)
-Tell the dipshits you're going to be wearing gloves that will shock them so bad they collapse.
-Wear regular gloves
-Dipshits drop to the ground floppin' and twitchin' the second you touch them
-Cuff 'em
-Get sued. Show the jury you were wearing regular ass gloves the whole time.
-Win at Life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Is it wrong to set it mentally to music to Shout! by the Isley Brothers? If it is, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ShainS
Speaking of dancing . . .
https://tinyurl.com/5y64ps4r
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Oppressor and Oppressed. That is all you know, that is all you need to know.
Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ...
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Shouldn't that read "Republicans: We are writing you a strongly worded letter!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Perhaps "We only control three thirds of the branches of government. We don't have the power to change anything. But, if you donate to our campaign fund, together we can push through President Trump's bold agenda!"
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (odVWi)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Coffee out nose.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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If it is the Senate GOP, they will have some in the caucus offering to help with the rope for Trump and Co.
Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (dIske)
My hair had a weird way of freaking out on picture day. At least I'd like to think I wasn't walking around with hair that bad all the time. It all fell out in the long run though.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (EjUHc)
One of the many, many things that would shock the America of say 1966 is that we leave people like this on the street.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)
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True, although it was around that time that lefty commies started challenging involuntary commitment laws. Given the courts at that time -- and especially the loathsome Earl Warren Supreme Court [spits] -- they had a lot of success. It's now so hard to involuntarily commit someone that nobody even bothers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
Likely side effects include spontaneous electro-jaculation of impressive power.
Posted by: A Boy And His Dog at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (wVcYX)
I can see it now. Paramedics respond to a teenage couple parked at the local Lover's Lane, with him sobbing uncontrollably behind steamed windows with his pants around his knees and she's laying there with a hole blown through the back of her skull and a really surprised look on her face.
"Damn, partner. That's something you don't see every day."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca
There's video of it. It shows the fire extinguisher *almost* hit him on his helmet.
There's no way to prove this and confirming information is out of reach, but since he was in one of the categories eligible for early access to the Covid shot, some have speculated that he had a shot-induced stroke.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (OlzlW)
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Why did the troon cross the road? To transition to the other side!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)
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What do you call a busload of troon lawyers driving off a cliff?
/A good waste of tranny fluid.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 02:06 PM (DLkhG)
Ever seen the anti-ICE and Black-Bloc ANTIFA? They're masked with full-coverage clothing head-to-toe. How do you get to their skin without extended and close, risky contact?
Simple ways are best ways: Warn, then shoot. Screw this
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2026 02:07 PM (oji8u)
I seriously had forgotten that I stole that particular schtick from the movie!
/Haven't seen that in decades. The Wifey has NO INTEREST in watching it, unfortunately. I occasionally call her a philistine ...
Posted by: ShainS
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I am sure she is muttering under her breath what Babs said in the movie--those boys are P.I.G.--- pigs.
Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)
/A good waste of tranny fluid.
Posted by: ShainS
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Heh.
Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)
Thanks, Margerine Cho, but you don't need to sell it to me, I'm already a fan of tranny jokes.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:08 PM (GDtGs)
Ever seen the anti-ICE and Black-Bloc ANTIFA? They're masked with full-coverage clothing head-to-toe. How do you get to their skin without extended and close, risky contact?
Simple ways are best ways: Warn, then shoot. Screw this Brown ANTIFA Shirt thuggery.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
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Water cannons are highly underrated. Add semi permanent dye for coloring and future apprehension. They wanna be a rainbow, let that be so.
Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (d2MOG)
Seems to me it's the Tranny's doing the killing....
Posted by: Custer at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (FtULh)
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That's what Prisons are, if you stop and think about it. They are de facto closing them down now. Gotta make room for the incorrigible, those against the Regime. That's why D'ash'Door has 29 prior felonies and is out and about bashing heads in, stealing cars, and the rest of it.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM
Move off the board with pegs for a wife and several rugrats, and retire with the most money?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (0sNs1)
Seems to me it's the Tranny's doing the killing....
Posted by: Custer at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (FtULh)
Off/ sock
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)
And it gives them a shower.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:11 PM (GhxGv)
Just a reminder, the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Imagery Museum in Big Rapids, Michigan opens Oct. 1.
Who's up for outrage!
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Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 02:11 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2026 02:11 PM (4aMfA)
Why did the troon cross the road? To transition to the other side!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)
Why did the lesbian cross the road?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2026 02:07 PM
* nods *
Posted by: Paolo at August 14, 2026 02:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:12 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Reforger
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There is that and it flushed all their nasty excrement bombs down the drain.
It is doing them a kindness in a way.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:12 PM (E4rtv)
Who's up for outrage!
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Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 02:11 PM (Y8DZL)
# of times the word Democrat appears in said museum? I'll start the bidding at negative five.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:13 PM (d2MOG)
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He's moderately moderating the moderation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:14 PM (ndZc7)
@BreitbartNews
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3h
Chelsea Handler warns that if Todd Blanche is confirmed as U.S. Attorney General, "he's gonna overturn Roe v. Wade."
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (dIske)
I worked on a photo-printer for one of those companies, I got good but I only was getting minimum wage so I found a job closer to home that I hated worse. They went out of business with the whole digital printing became available.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 02:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Wow what a crazy war among the factions. This is just like how establishment Republicans treated Trump. What's next, a tickle fight?
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:15 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 02:15 PM (W2Pud)
Well Margaret you're not a comedian because "you're not funny"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 02:17 PM (xCuiu)
Larry Elder: Obama to Tell “The Brothers” to Vote for El-Sayed
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He's moderately moderating the moderation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I keep hearing that Obama is the kingmaker, king, shot-caller, puppetmaster, behind-the-scenes manipulator, and all-around Bond villain of the Democrat party. That may have been true to some extent during Biden's term, but Obama sure missed the big ones in 2016 and 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:17 PM (XJ22o)
And if the antifa retards catch wind of this GLOVE, won't they make sure to dress appropriately covering all their skin?
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 02:18 PM (kX27y)
LetzShakeOnIt
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 02:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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That is little consolation to them when the FBI comes to get them for child pron on their computers.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
It is possible, and, I guess, he had one if medically determined.
High blood pressure statistically is higher in black people. I am guessing even higher if doing bad things and in detention (I am thinking like a lib now). Bleah.
I am going to ask Santa for some of those electric gloves. I read that assuming they have to touch bare skin vs through a shirt? Bummer!
Happy Friday to all! I think it is Friday!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 02:19 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 02:19 PM (xCuiu)
We don't call him Shit Midas for nothing.
But I fear this is different. This op is way bigger than Obongo.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:19 PM (d2MOG)
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I say a supplement to deadly force.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:19 PM (ndZc7)
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That's easy. Step 1: Engage flame-thrower to incinerate all clothing. Step 2: Apply Blitz Mitz.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2026 02:20 PM (bNf8H)
The brothers will tell Barky to eff off. Black folks don't think Barky did nearly enough for them
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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They didn't come out for "him" in 2016 and 2024, and he fuckin' screamed at them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:20 PM (XJ22o)
211
I keep hearing that Obama is the kingmaker, king, shot-caller, puppetmaster, behind-the-scenes manipulator, and all-around Bond villain of the Democrat party. That may have been true to some extent during Biden's term, but Obama sure missed the big ones in 2016 and 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:17 PM
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I think more than anything, he's lazy. He gets nagged to go out and work to elect Democrats, and he makes a minimal effort so that the nagging goes away.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 02:20 PM (biznJ)
he probably had realllllly high BP
and wasn't great about taking his meds
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 02:21 PM (Jr5Lq)
Who's up for outrage!
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Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 02:11 PM (Y8DZL)
# of times the word Democrat appears in said museum? I'll start the bidding at negative five.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:13 PM (d2MOG)
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And hear I presumed that The Obama Presidential Outhouse & Bathhouse would have its own Jim Crow Wing.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 02:21 PM (DLkhG)
I fear this is different. This op is way bigger than Obongo.
Posted by: ...
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You mean the big socialist op?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:21 PM (XJ22o)
Gaaaah.
Posted by: Beverly at August 14, 2026 02:21 PM (reMys)
An MA woman murdered her three kids and then tried to kill herself.
She's admitted to doing it, the police have fingered her, and she had a search history on how to kill people.
And somehow the left is rally around her...Of course. of course.
Also apparently she was on ALL the meds modern psychology tries to get people on. Worked great obviously.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Black Orchid
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Are you talking about the legal ones or the illegal ones?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)
Living with a bigfoot will do that to you I guess.
Goony Goo Goo, Gus.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:23 PM (Sbumo)
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That's easy. Step 1: Engage flame-thrower to incinerate all clothing. Step 2: Apply Blitz Mitz.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2026 02:20 PM (bNf8H)
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LOL, I wish.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 02:23 PM (kX27y)
Also, my choice for press secretary is Dan Bongino.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 02:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 02:24 PM (Jr5Lq)
Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
🚨 I wore a burqa to a Minneapolis polling station and the poll worker was going to allow me to VOTE IN A WOMAN’S NAME.
She was also going to allow me to vouch for another unregistered “muslim” in that persons name.
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)
@BillMelugin_
An ex con convicted of using an AR-15 to shoot and hit a LAPD helicopter w/ two officers in it last year has been sentenced to just under 13 years in prison instead of 41 years asked for by the prosecution after the judge said the defendant had acted friendly during the trial, had a substance abuse problem, and said she had the discretion to not impose the gun enhancements the jury had found true against him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:24 PM (ndZc7)
An MA woman murdered her three kids and then tried to kill herself.
She's admitted to doing it, the police have fingered her, and she had a search history on how to kill people.
And somehow the left is rally around her...Of course. of course.
Also apparently she was on ALL the meds modern psychology tries to get people on. Worked great obviously.
Posted by: 18-1
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If I was an evil Rightie with a budget, one could do a lot of political damage on leftist social media raising up these sorts of assholes as martyrs for the left to rally around.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)
I think more than anything, he's lazy. He gets nagged to go out and work to elect Democrats, and he makes a minimal effort so that the nagging goes away.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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That's what I think. He can wing one of those rant-fests without prepping, or with minimal briefing from some research assistant. "Don't forget to mention *colleges* and *healthcare.*" He'd much rather play golf.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:25 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)
212 How did Gabri know her dad was going to have a stroke? "The call she had been dreading"?
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Maybe she's not really his daughter. Another lie.
And maybe she hadn't been dreading that call. Easy to say.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 02:25 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 02:26 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 02:24 PM (Jr5Lq)
I'm list........Oh. JAZZ hands. My mistake.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 14, 2026 02:26 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2026 02:26 PM (bNf8H)
OK, this is beyond ridiculous and has to be stopped. No more vouching, how is this even legal???
Posted by: beckster
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O'Keeffe and Cam Higby have been saying for days that the video is dropping "today." Supposedly it's going to make Minnesota election officers wet their pants.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:27 PM (XJ22o)
That'll take care of a Teen Takeover or a Karen Rally at an ICE stop.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:27 PM (Sbumo)
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Maybe she's not really his daughter. Another lie.
And maybe she hadn't been dreading that call. Easy to say.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 02:25 PM (biznJ)
Everyone dreads anything involving law enforcement because all they do is run around murdering people, dontchaknow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 02:28 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 02:28 PM (Jr5Lq)
An MA woman murdered her three kids and then tried to kill herself.
She's admitted to doing it, the police have fingered her, and she had a search history on how to kill people.
And somehow the left is rally around her...Of course. of course.
Also apparently she was on ALL the meds modern psychology tries to get people on. Worked great obviously.
Posted by: 18-1
The conspiracy theory on this is that her husband set her up. Incidentally, the genius attempted suicide by throwing herself from a second floor window. Confined herself to a wheelchair for life but no suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:29 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 02:21 PM (XJ22o
Yeah. And I think it involves a win for Jingleheimer Sayed
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:30 PM (d2MOG)
In his HS photo he looks to be 30yrs old. I ain't stoopit.
ANYONE can claim to be a pastor at some of the black churches in the South. Unless things have changed.
In my childhood our yardman, Willis, claimed to be a "preacher." We have no idea as my brother and I also thought he was "The Bag Man" due to him dragging burlap bags everywhere, full of cans and bottles as the nation's first recycler.
We never knew what on earth he did in our grandmother's storage room off the garage, but he told us to never go in there due to The Bag Man. We didn't test it. The maids hated him and called him the n word. We learned a lot of words from them.
I have gone into a tangent again, haven't I? A bit brain damaged from having our grandchildren ALL WEEK and not up to normal speed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 02:30 PM (hzuYO)
SaltyGoat
@SaltyGoat17
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3h
Melissa L. Farris has been arrested for desecrating the World War II (not eleven) Memorial
Absolutely disgraceful action against the men and women that gave their lives to allow her the freedom to be the liberal asshole she is
PUT THIS BlTCH IN PRISON AND LET HER ROT!!
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 02:30 PM (kX27y)
So...she didn't actually want to commit suicide she wanted to look injured when the cops came.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 02:30 PM (kX27y)
DC courts will let her go because she hated her daddy
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 02:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: aliassmith smith at August 14, 2026 02:32 PM (LN9Ll)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 02:32 PM (2YhKe)
Bingo. The Chappaquiddick Neck Brace.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:32 PM (Sbumo)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 14, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: s at August 14, 2026 02:34 PM (2YhKe)
Horseshit. ICE is awesome. And commies and illegals should be very thankful for ICE.
ICE is all that is keeping us regular fed up folks from doing the job ourselves.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:35 PM (Sbumo)
And yet this goofy twat can just belch out her dumb bullshit and we go "lawl, what a twat".
That's as it should be, of course. But it's the missing counterfactual that rankles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 02:35 PM (Ot/FD)
Captain Mark Kelly
@CaptMarkKelly
I spoke to a grandmother today worried about her 21-year-old grandson who's aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. He’s lost 20-25 pounds and is struggling with depression. And so-called leaders like Pete Hegseth aren’t doing a thing about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:37 PM (ndZc7)
Mexican soldier accidentally shoots bystanders while sawing loaded shotgun during gun buyback event
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:37 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: beckster
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The left wipes its ass with the law.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Is that what you call putting balls into holes?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)
2) Proposing that we send illegal Shitholis back to Shitholistan: racist attempt to send these peaceful Shitholis back to their corrupt, violent country where they are guaranteed to be murdered.
Look: I understand differences of opinion.
What I don't understand is differences of opinion for the same person.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 02:40 PM (IG3/x)
I'm only dealing with a two months old kitten and I'm exhausted. I can only
Imagine the fatigue after having grandchildren for a week. God bless you for looking after them. And hope you get some recovery time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:41 PM (y8wRt)
Imagine the fatigue after having grandchildren for a week. God bless you for looking after them. And hope you get some recovery time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:41 PM (y8wRt)
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Thanks. They are a great joy and blessing from God and we love them dearly.
This is the first year I have felt olde and it stinks!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 02:49 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2026 02:56 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (GDtGs)
I have that clip saved in you tube so i can watch it over and over; it's so good. The can of dog food...the fate of the red head...yeah, that is a feel good scene for me.
Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 02:57 PM (6+ehB)
I have no doubt you love them and are a wonderful grandmother, but none of are 35 anymore. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 03:03 PM (W90Ou)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 14, 2026 03:18 PM (heW36)
Posted by: Don at August 14, 2026 03:43 PM (kN30O)
Hospitals Defraud the Federal Government, Disguising Costs of "Gender Affirming Care" as Something Else, Claiming It's For Something Else; Hospitals Referred to DOJ for Prosecution
"They should go to prison," JD Vance writes.
This may shock you, but Planned Parenthood may be at the heart of the fraudulent billing. Which is a nice way to say "theft."Related: A fraud-mill in NY collected $32 million in sham Medicaid payments and just happened to be donating to NY governess Kathy Hochul while they did so.
A day after the Trump administration ended federal funding of "sex-rejecting procedures on children," otherwise known as gender affirming care, Vice President J.D. Vance and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. referred hospitals and gender clinics identified in a new HHS billing fraud report for prosecution and investigation. Vance's letter to Attorney General Todd Blanche asks the Justice Department to investigate whether flagged providers violated the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, False Claims Act and federal fraud and conspiracy laws by "intentionally" miscoding treatment to "secure insurance coverage for gender-transitioning interventions that insurance would not otherwise cover." If so, "they should go to prison." "More than just pushing these procedures on kids, hospitals and providers may have been defrauding Medicaid and private insurers by using misleading or fraudulent billing codes to get insurance to cover the costs," Vance said in an X thread on the report and criminal referral. ... The secretary's letter identifies four fishy cohorts: claims for puberty blockers with endocrine disorder diagnosis on the same claim with "no gender diagnosis" and "no precocious puberty" diagnosis, ages 9-17; claims for puberty blockers with precocious puberty diagnosis, 13-17; claims for "primary gender dysphoria" diagnosis with a cross-sex hormone prescription "written the same day" in a state where that's prohibited for minors, 17 and younger; and affiliates to whom prescribers billed at least 95% of their claims in a prescription year and are registered at one of their addresses, all of them Planned Parenthood clinics.
Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show. Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week. Zhang, 69, personally donated $10,000, as well as another $5,000 through his Bao Kang Adult Day Care, financial disclosures show. Zhang's various businesses have claimed at least $32 million from Medicaid since 2018, on behalf of tens of thousands of patients. Shang runs Livingwell Day Care, which donated $5,000 to Hochul in 2022, the same year it billed $5.8M to Medicaid. Another $5,000 came from Finest Adult Day Care, which Shang also runs. "In 2021, [social adult daycare centers] were dying due to COVID. Someone threw them a lifeline and must have said something like, 'Take care of me, I'll take care of you.' They're making more money than ever now," an industry source claimed to The Post. Federal figures back this up. Business has exploded at Livingwell, which billed $114,000 in 2018, a number that increased to $8.05 million in 2024. Bao Kang went from claiming $1.5M in 2018 to $7.22M by 2024. Monthly revenue for daycares across Flushing overall has nearly doubled compared to pre-pandemic numbers. Only nine of the city's nearly 400 SADCs made contributions over $5,000 to Hochul's first gubernatorial campaign in 2022. Those same nine businesses accounted for billing Medicaid for an eyepopping $49 million in 2022, The Post's investigation found.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)
Would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son?
Trick question. Tee hee.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Picasso's at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
What kind of asshole vandalizes a WWII memorial?
Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)
THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (hmYU4)
Fraud
Inflation
Fraud
Illegals
and...Fraud
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (sKqQm)
Pretty much.
Everything is meaningless when half of everyone's paycheck gets taken before they even see it, and then half of *that* gets divvied out to every pervert, sex pest, rugfucker, and vandal in the land in exchange for existing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Ot/FD)
Are those the Albany Zhangs and the Syracuse Shangs?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)
FWIW, Edward Coristine had a tweet that went, "for the record, Mr Balls is my Dad, go ahead and call me "Big"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (2WIwB)
I'm taking more than two minutes, though, dammit.
I ain't no commie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (2Xqig)
Lucky Golden Star Clinic.
Posted by: gp
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They should combine this with massage parlors--Happy Ending Adult Daycare center. Remember folks, it is medicinal.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)
This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
If they can't rape them, they will drug them, mutilate them and rape their brains until they kill themselves.
They are the epitome of evil. And Satan loves it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
paxtonn just settled a huge case of fraud in the trans medical business in houston. The hospital and doctors had to pay a big fine and establish a gender deprogramming center to help the kids they fvcked up.
Sadly no on is going to jail.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (cpFbA)
Looting the Republic
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (ZLzTh)
Posted by: PG at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (0fNkB)
Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)
Wow, the 620 miles driving range if true is a game changer.
The 250 mph speeds make it a death rocket though pretty much for you and everyone around you.
Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (99eI0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (n5tGW)
This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
They should take her to a French beach and drop her ass with a lovingly restored MG2.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2026 12:19 PM (XHO5P)
NGOs fund leftist government officials
And ultimately its the tax payers that pay for all of it
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)
I agree with JD.
Jail-time and plenty of it.
I'd also go for the death penalty for the a-hole "doctors" who mutilated and tortured children with "gender affirmation care and Surgery". This is Nazi Death Camp stuff and should be punished as such.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)
Sadly no on is going to jail.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (cpFbA)
And this is why this shit will continue on, over and over.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:20 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (99eI0)
I miss AllenG.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:21 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2026 12:19 PM (XHO5P)
They lie. They cheat. They steal.
But don't call them communists. THAT'S a step TOO FAR......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (7Q7Ca)
The U.S. debt is set to hit $40 trillion within weeks. It took 192 years to accumulate the first trillion, while the most recent trillion took just 5 months.
Interest payments alone are projected to hit $1 trillion in fiscal 2026, surpassing both defense and Medicare spending.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)
Everything is meaningless when half of everyone's paycheck gets taken before they even see it, and then half of *that* gets divvied out to every pervert, sex pest, rugfucker, and vandal in the land in exchange for existing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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The inflation is occurring because we are borrowing made up money by the Federal Reserve to cover the massive deficits. Interest is now larger than the current Medicaid and Defense budgets at 1.1 trillion. This is how soft defaults begin. Devaluation of the money but the bankrupt governments trying to buy enough support to lurch further into bankruptcy for a time.
So you get subsidies that are not sustainable at the same time your interest payments start to eat up the rest of your ability to spend. So the pressure goes further to turn those printers onto max.
It is going to take leaders in the West to cross the Rubicon which in turn will provoke some horrendous backlash. Whether they are from the left or from the right remains to be seen. But this is not sustainable even now in Japan--they can't save the yen from crashing even with help.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (npoJh)
This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?
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I keep reading that pig will get a slap on the wrist because she'll likely wind up in front of some leftist DC judge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)
You don't "win" by merely throwing people in jail. You win by destroying morale. By making them ridiculous. By forestalling any significant motivation for anyone to join the preposterous shitbags.
Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
"Ladies drop your man off at our pub and for 4 pints we'll keep him happy while you shop."
Unfortunately I wasn't dropped off for 'care'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (NnhvP)
The U.S. debt is set to hit $40 trillion within weeks. It took 192 years to accumulate the first trillion, while the most recent trillion took just 5 months.
Interest payments alone are projected to hit $1 trillion in fiscal 2026, surpassing both defense and Medicare spending.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)
Wait till the Dems take over and start with the "free" shit and open borders/ Amnesty...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:24 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Because I've often heard that... at August 14, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
I read this comment as "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" blares in my ears..............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (7Q7Ca)
Yes these are the same people that are blaming Trump for "the affordability crisis"
Oh and the MA governor ran on a platform of raising energy prices to stop global warming so...its not like she isn't doing what she campaigned on
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)
I don't have any envelopes lying around, but I'd be willing to bet based purely off guesswork that 25% of our GDP going directly out of the pockets of the productive and into the pockets of the actively destructive is doing far more heavy lifting to ruin the dollar than regular old monetary inflation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
There IS a "solution", but I'm a guest in Ace's house so I will remain silent.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (hmYU4)
The follow-up to the picture of the woman ( I can't really tell if that's a woman or a fake transgender ) has a post which says : "Liberals promote their peace, love and equality
With violence, intolerance and rage"
Gosh, is that correct. That person is probably old enough to have a father or other relative who served in WWII . I can even image the mindset of someone who made a choice to do that, unless leftism is her religion and she bizarrely thinks in some way she's getting back at Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (y8wRt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It is not pleasant to think about it but thieves of government money steal parts of people's lives and thus in turn, their lives should be forfeit. People are being tax farmed to support fraud and they have far better things to do with their time than to work to support fraudsters.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (6fOlW)
There IS a "solution", but I'm a guest in Ace's house so I will remain silent.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (hmYU4)
Don't quote Queensrÿche........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (7Q7Ca)
The argument I've seen on lefties sites is, "Who cares what the debt is, I can't afford door dash anymore!"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)
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The spice must flow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: CTHillary at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (GMWTj)
That can be a mighty lucrative incentive for somebody to roll on their employer, especially if they think that there is financial trouble ahead.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (KFbdf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (JvZF+)
With violence, intolerance and rage"
And everyone wonders why they fit hand in hand with islhamic jihadists.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (d0vYf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Yep. A cohesive society that goes bankrupt can recover fairly quickly--you have an awful decade then you can get past it. A society riven with ethnic, religious, and other tribalisms collapse into anarchy then someone is going to become head chieftain but you get blood in the streets.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)
Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake at August
I would be scared to drive it. So I will keep my current convertible, it’s cute.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Luigi pleaded guilty.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (iJfKG)
He struck a deal.
It is unfortunate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (7Q7Ca)
If they can't rape them, they will drug them, mutilate them and rape their brains until they kill themselves.
They are the epitome of evil. And Satan loves it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
I think even Satan would be like "whoa, dial it back guys."
Posted by: Lucifer is subtle. These guys ain't. at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (TbWk/)
NO! I shan't believe it. I shannot.
Time for some sort of retarded kidnapping plot that the NY police uncover targeting Hochul which involves 20 police and a single retard they dig up?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (Y/06r)
It is unfortunate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (7Q7Ca)
It's NY.. He was never gonna get the death penalty... Besides he's so dreamy...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (npoJh)
Ah, but only to Federal stalking charges.
So, I guess we're in guilty as sin/free as a bird territory in the near future.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Sid at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (7s0pg)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (6fOlW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
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Dignity Canals
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (7Q7Ca)
Who? Yeah, I'm old,
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (hmYU4)
It's NY.. He was never gonna get the death penalty... Besides he's so dreamy...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (npoJh)
NY doesn't have the DP anymore, do they?
And yeah....we learned the depths of their psychosis after the Boston bomber........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (7Q7Ca)
Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show.
Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week.
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Ha Ha Ha Ha stupid roundeye so easy to fool
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (iTNuP)
Harrumph.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yes these are the same people that are blaming Trump for "the affordability crisis"
Oh and the MA governor ran on a platform of raising energy prices to stop global warming so...its not like she isn't doing what she campaigned on
Posted by: 18-1
Leftists are positional about reality---when it supports their thesis, they can talk about it, when it doesn't, they lie by omission or overtly. They live by lies. They have that in common with another sort of politico-religion as well.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)
The Left will drain the Rubicon before they even think for a minute about getting their hair wet over it
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (d2MOG)
If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve. Sounds like too much work.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (Jr5Lq)
Fraudulent voting
Fraudulent US residency
Fraudulent media reporting
There's a whole lot of frauding going on!
Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: The US Healthfraud System at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (bX16E)
Hmmm.
Luigi pleaded guilty.
Posted by: naturalfake
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He figures with a Dem president possibly in 2028, he is a shoo in for a pardon.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (E4rtv)
These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.
Too many cisgender people really think being transgender is a choice. It's not an ideology that my puberty didn't work. What's next? Attacking cancer survivors & denying health care based on whatever-the-hell?
I knew I was a woman since I was 4 years old and I can't even begin to explain all the damage society and my family did to me to push me into being a male. I don't want other trans children to go through the hell I had to go through trying to fit into society's mold.
It's diversion. They fail to address childhood obesity, depression, education and money all failed systems. While everyone worries about trans people. I'm trans and enjoy all the love the hate is fake lol
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (t19vo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It is not pleasant to think about it but thieves of government money steal parts of people's lives and thus in turn, their lives should be forfeit. People are being tax farmed to support fraud and they have far better things to do with their time than to work to support fraudsters.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)
Prosecutions are virtually meaningless. The dollar amounts involved make this analogous to the drug trade: jail or kill as many as you want, the stakes are worth the stretch, especially to groups that don't view fraud as inherently wrong as a matter of their home culture, so others will replace them. The only solution is radically shrinking the size of federal and state governments. They are fraud magnets.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (u1qVW)
PDF of filing to Dismiss: https://tinyurl.com/2s36wjrd
Dismissal is required for several reasons. First, Plaintiffs fail to allege a single deceptive statement by WPATH, much less a statement to consumers. The “core deceptive statements” the Complaint purports to identify from SOC-8 are non-actionable opinions about subjects on which there is “medical and scientific uncertainty.” United States v. Skrmetti, 605 U.S. 495, 524 (2025).
The Fifth Circuit has held that “merely publishing a medical opinion—even a hotly debated one— in a peer-reviewed journal cannot give rise to a misrepresentation claim.” Torrey v. Infectious Diseases Soc’y of Am., 86 F.4th 701, 704 (5th Cir. 2023). All statements Plaintiffs identify have extensive citations to peer-reviewed scientific studies that Plaintiffs simply ignore. Plaintiffs further ignore that WPATH expresses these scientific opinions not to consumers, but to the professionals best able to evaluate them: doctors.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)
If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve. Sounds like too much work.
Posted by: gp
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The chief is going to need executioners and other enforcers too.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)
There's a whole lot of frauding going on!
Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (rj6Yv)
*lyrics in Jerry Lee Lewis's trashcan
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?
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The judiciary is squarely on the left's side. It's obvious there's no such thing as a non-biased judge anymore. Justice isn't blind. It's partisan. And many of the judiciary suffer from chronic TDS.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
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Dignity Canals
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM
Where the living will envy the dead ... and eat them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)
I had a colleague of mine from way back reach out to me about a job at his company. I said yeah looks interesting I’ll have a conversation. So he submitted me to his company’s Workday. A few days later a recruiter from the company asked me to be a connection on LinkedIn. Then nothing. I checked on workday and my application was changed to no longer under consideration.
So I got back to my guy there and asked what’s up? Turned out the HR woman got me confused with someone else. She wanted to interview me and reject him but did an oopsie and cancelled my application. She eventually did get back in touch.
This is how fucked up hiring is these days. An endless series of workday black holes and incompetent HR people with AI slop thrown in for good measure.
I really feel for people who are not employed and looking for work. It must be exhausting.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:34 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (6fOlW)
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And not a drop for me.
*goes back to work to in order to pay for everything for everybody*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Oh-LIE-garchy.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Fi81e)
This is how fucked up hiring is these days. An endless series of workday black holes and incompetent HR people with AI slop thrown in for good measure.
I really feel for people who are not employed and looking for work. It must be exhausting.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:34 PM (7xx4i)
Have a friend that's interviewed for jobs a few times in the last few years. He's had to take tests, interview with multiple people at various levels, including VP's and P's.
......for a job in sales........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (sXOHS)
Hochul should be jailed for her home health care company contracts. She favored an out of state company and got nice "donations".
I say my state NY is so corrupt that corruption doesn't mean anything. Hochul is stupid and obvious about her corruption
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xCuiu)
These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.
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Exactly! Wait... what?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (Dv3i1)
That is what they are calling universities and colleges now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (6fOlW)
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As opposed to medical day care.
Search Program of All Inclusive Care for the Elderly, which is Medicaid/Medicare funded and provides transportation, meals, daily assistance, and health care. A ripe, juicy target for fraud in every state.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xCuiu)
But TRUMP is the one selling the White House to the highest bidder........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (7Q7Ca)
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It would be telling if the only part of "woman care" they offer is abortion, but they offer "gender-changing" surgery outside of that.
What part of "Planned Parenthood" would that be?--but the sterilization part.
It's pretty obvious that this is a political organization pushing social change on Americans.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (sXOHS)
You are thinking in view of traditional western justice. Under the nature of necessity for a new regime, there will be head chopping and lopping simply to reestablish order and the courts will comply as they want to keep their heads as well.
The West is heading for a discontinuity because those in the West that should know better from history are pushing a societal collapse for some reasons--perhaps thinking they will rule over the ruins, perhaps some sort of euthanizing the 90 percent of the rest of society, to bring about the revolution of the proletariat, who knows. But the rules of the new game are going to be harsh and have to be--so the wreckers and looters will get the noose or bullet as the case may be to bolster the new regime. Same reason that the Chicoms did mass public executions of druggies and their drug lords in public stadiums. The outrages encourage the rest to avoid such a fate.
I had a Chinese defense lawyer in one of my classes, he mentioned he met clients the morning of the trial, the presumption was guilt, and his client would be executed by evening. That is what is coming when the finances collapse.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)
These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.
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Hey. Doctor! Leave those kids alone!!!
Posted by: Pink Floyd III at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (7Q7Ca)
Stand across the street from a Planned Parenthood "clinic" with your head down and hands clasped and it's a hate crime.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (Y8DZL)
I find the "affordability crisis" conversation fascinating. The left wants the discussion to begin and end with Trump. The right seems to be a bit fragmented.
Some try to argue there is no crisis and you just need to get good at cooking at home or cut back on frivolous purchases. Some try to argue it's mostly inflation due to Covid spending and other waste. Some point to more systemic issues like fraud, illegals, massive government burdens, etc.
I tend to agree with the last group that it's all of the above. But I sure do wish we could fix this crap. Food is damn expensive. Housing is damn expensive. Gas in my state is damn expensive.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)
Initial reports of the WW2 Memorial vandalism mentioned two women.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:40 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (sXOHS)
Tis it's job....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:40 PM (7Q7Ca)
I want to know about the prosecutions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 12:40 PM (XJ22o)
......for a job in sales........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (7Q7Ca)
I’m beginning to realize I was very fortunate with my recent job search ending successfully because I avoided all the nonsense and had multiple offers… and really like my new job. I’m in tech but not specifically software (more software adjacent) so maybe that’s a nice sweet spot? Who knows…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (sXOHS)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (aJQbY)
What is the immigration status of these people? Are they here legally? Did the overstay visas? If anything is slightly fishy with their status ship them out ( though I suppose China wouldn't take them back) or jail them for a long time . So many senior citizens could use actual help-not some fraudulent operation.
Oh, yes, I hope Bruce Blakeman running against Kathy Hochul advertises the heck out if this fraud and that the money was donated to her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (xSAlF)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: whig
Jaywalking is a crime and we need those organs.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (xSAlF)
That's not who we are.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (E4rtv)
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400 quatloos says he's free as a bird within 5 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (JvZF+)
Secular Atheism has turned out so well for America.
You don't need a God to have values!
... decades ...
Massive systemic fraud and lying.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)
My belief is covid ruined many many things (including a lot of brains) and alas we’ll never again get back to 2019 normality. Another reason to hate Fauci, Birx et al
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:43 PM (sXOHS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Yep. A cohesive society that goes bankrupt can recover fairly quickly--you have an awful decade then you can get past it. A society riven with ethnic, religious, and other tribalisms collapse into anarchy then someone is going to become head chieftain but you get blood in the streets.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)
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That is going to be Europe's future. I think there is a better than decent chance we escape that, but there is more work to do.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:43 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: ...
Not necessarily. A foolish coup generally gets the participants getting the bullet. I think they go authoritarian and that is what provokes the new civil war because dominating the cities is not the same as dominating the rest of the countryside regardless of how many nukes you control or the army or whatever. Revolutions that are city based always have the weakness of cities---food, water, and trade come from the outside, not from inside the city. And our gutted cities are not strongholds in the traditional historical sense but only a bunch of hungry mouths.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)
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There's an ethnic pattern there....
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Black JEM
My crystal ball is cloudy but I see Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech resonating beyond the grave for Western Civilization.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)
NY "Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show."
Commies and Somalis grifting the American taxpayers from a baby's first breath to the cemetery.
Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (aJQbY)
Yes! Many companies are in the aerospace industry: Raytheon, Boeing, Northrop-Grumman, Lockheed…. If you have the right qualifications you can find open job requisitions. Smaller companies in the same sector as well; almost all require eligibility for security clearance (even better if you already have one)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:46 PM (sXOHS)
Are you saying they shouldn't lie, and get rich in the process, for the mere act of mutilating and sterilizing children?
They're just following the WPATH science.*
*not a study, not a science, not even researched--just a suggestion. Use at your own risk. Per their own court admission.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 12:46 PM (3cUTc)
Inflation
Fraud
Illegals
and...Fraud
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (sKqQm)
You said fraud thrice. -- Hedley Lamarr
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)
what is this stalking nonsense?
Posted by: Black Orchid
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Crossing state lines to stalk and do violence upon them. Federal law which prevents state courts from letting killer go by jury acquittal or a hung jury. Potential sentence of life without parole but Mangione is unlikely to get that from those federal judges in NYC.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)
what is this stalking nonsense?
*************
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (JvZF+)
Really.....that's what you think is happening here?
You're all greedy, evil f*cktards that should die, soon, and receive judgement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 12:48 PM (2pORR)
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)
So, he IS going to be free in 5 to 7 years, isn't he.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:48 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:49 PM (j+aD2)
Ah, there's the problem. If my clearance wasn't suspended I'd be at work right now. And I can't guarantee I'll get it back in a reasonable timeframe. And most of those contractors seem to have NO 'no clearance' positions....
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:50 PM (aJQbY)
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)
So, he IS going to be free in 5 to 7 years, isn't he.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:48
He said in his guilty plea that he shot and killed the CEO. The just said a few times this could really mean a life sentence, so I hope that is the case. Now I guess we see what happens with the state case.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 12:51 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Who? Yeah, I'm old,
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
Buncha crazy kids in a band. They had a multi-platinum album and a #1 song.....
36 years ago.
Now I'm old too.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (VHUov)
He said in his guilty plea that he shot and killed the CEO. The just said a few times this could really mean a life sentence, so I hope that is the case. Now I guess we see what happens with the state case.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
As mentioned earlier:
1. New York
2. Karens think he's dreamy
He'll be out in 5 to 7.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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And the way to do that is to deport the illegals at the low end and end the outsourcing and hiring H1Bs, OPTS, and other low cost labor from abroad.
That would give the US a narrow path to avoid the downfall by reducing inflationary pressures on housing and goods like food in the US. Corporate America though will hate it because it means destroying the idea of massive profit growth via inflation from unsustainable growth in demand.
A return to the boring 50's and 60's economy is not what the financial whiz kids want .
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ...
Not necessarily. A foolish coup generally gets the participants getting the bullet. I think they go authoritarian and that is what provokes the new civil war because dominating the cities is not the same as dominating the rest of the countryside regardless of how many nukes you control or the army or whatever. Revolutions that are city based always have the weakness of cities---food, water, and trade come from the outside, not from inside the city. And our gutted cities are not strongholds in the traditional historical sense but only a bunch of hungry mouths.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)
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This is the reality of the tech revolution - big cities have become borderline liabilities in an economic sense. This is not unheard of as the British discovered in the American Revolution.
But cities can now also become net negative economic income centers, meaning there are all the other problems with cities as a locus of power getting isolated, but they are not nearly as strong economically as they used to be. The left is weaker than they think.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (u1qVW)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (58u96)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (u1qVW)
What are the chances the leftists get him protection in prison?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (7Q7Ca)
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More Consciousness Of Guilt.
Why did the author of that piece put "intentionally" in quotes? Was "alleged" laughably overused ... or simply unavailable? /rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (rDiMt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code E30.1
Precocious puberty
-OR-
Here's a nice vague one:
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code E30.9
Disorder of puberty, unspecified
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (I0N4X)
2. Karens think he's dreamy
He'll be out in 5 to 7.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (7Q7Ca)
I can accept that... As long as it's in a body bag
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (58u96)
This is an odd argument the left makes...
Specifically "leave children out of it" means "let doctors castrate said children".
Leaving children out of it is banning any tranny crap until they are adults.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)
#2 was Hong's boo?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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And the way to do that is to deport the illegals at the low end and end the outsourcing and hiring H1Bs, OPTS, and other low cost labor from abroad.
That would give the US a narrow path to avoid the downfall by reducing inflationary pressures on housing and goods like food in the US. Corporate America though will hate it because it means destroying the idea of massive profit growth via inflation from unsustainable growth in demand.
A return to the boring 50's and 60's economy is not what the financial whiz kids want .
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)
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The interesting needle to thread is there will be wage inflation as the labor pool shrinks, which will result in more money chasing goods. Recalibrating from where we have been will come with some pretty big bumps.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (wmzkx)
Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)
THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (hmYU4)
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Got her.
Outstanding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (rDiMt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (xCuiu)
Last one that did anything like that was Pratt.....and they cheated him out of the race.
I admire him actually doing that, but NY won't allow him to get close to a fair, honest vote.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (7Q7Ca)
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)
So, he IS going to be free in 5 to 7 years, isn't he.......
Posted by: Sponge
If you are bored, you can look up the Federal Sentencing guidelines for the recommended sentence. For a judge to go above or below that 'average' sentence, they have to formally depart by an opinion from that guideline sentence either upwards or downwards and give specific allowable reasons why they departed. Both the prosecutors and the defense then are allowed to appeal the sentence. The feds will also do a full workup for sentencing with the Probation Service noting all mitigating and aggravating circumstances plus prior criminal history for the judge in a formal sentencing report. Normally, not always, that sentencing report nuggets are used if the judge wants to depart from the recommended sentencing range.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (7xx4i)
I'll bet the Menedez brothers are pissed about all the fan mail Luigi is getting.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (Y8DZL)
If you are bored, you can look up the Federal Sentencing guidelines for the recommended sentence. For a judge to go above or below that 'average' sentence, they have to formally depart by an opinion from that guideline sentence either upwards or downwards and give specific allowable reasons why they departed. Both the prosecutors and the defense then are allowed to appeal the sentence. The feds will also do a full workup for sentencing with the Probation Service noting all mitigating and aggravating circumstances plus prior criminal history for the judge in a formal sentencing report. Normally, not always, that sentencing report nuggets are used if the judge wants to depart from the recommended sentencing range.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
HA!!!!!
Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (7Q7Ca)
Well she wanted to move from getting f*cked for money to f*cking the taxpayers for money
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (rDiMt)
There must have been some spectacularly bad centerfolds that year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:59 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)
WHERE IS THE BEEF??!!
No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)
This is a point that merits focus.
If as a CEO in 2022 you oversaw a 10% increase in profits you were net negative because real inflation was over 10%. But your payout was based on a real 10% increase in profits...
Being a C level person during eras of Bidenflation is easy mode...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Guccioni at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)
No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (g47mK)
They're blaming the screwworm.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)
My boss can't get anywhere trying to push from the mgmt side. The union has proven almost completely useless because they can't strike; they suggested I contact our Senator and Representative. The Rep's office got back to me but hasn't gotten anywhere either. The Senator's office ignored me.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (aJQbY)
Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)
Wow, the 620 miles driving range if true is a game changer.
The 250 mph speeds make it a death rocket though pretty much for you and everyone around you.
Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)
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The 620 range is purely hypothetical and even then is way optimistic. Maybe 400-450 miles if not driven hard. Which defeats the purpose.
I instruct at a race course and every once in a while some dude will bring one of those 1,000+ hp super EVs. At full track speed, it will not last more than maybe 30 miles. Not joking. You can literally see the "charge" gauge going down in real time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)
She's certainly not ugly but...I guess we have inflation in the pron industry now as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Moreover, when actual, real demand for health care doesn't exist, industrious criminals will manufacture fraudulent demand, just to get at the unlimited supply of government money.
So this fraud is massive and unstoppable, so long as the federal government piles in the cash.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (EiGGt)
On its way to the gallows.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Penthouse still exists?"
Nowadays it might be a fat tranny.
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
You're not Penthouse material, honey.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Guccioni at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Based on 2024's Pet of the Year, I'm not so sure that's true.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)
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WHO...DOES...NUMBER...TWO...WORK...FOR???
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (amcLV)
This is the part that doesn’t compute. Everyone’s complaining how expensive dining out has become, yet continues to dine out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August
Unions will always prove useless. 😉 I am a labor relations person.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Well, at least Planned Aborticide isn't already operating "Wellbeing Centers" in 50 high schools within the Los Angeles Unified School District ... with plans to expand to San Diego and Norwalk/La Mirada.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (DLkhG)
Yes and no, by reducing the size of the consumers in absolute terms, it lessens internal pressure on goods like rentals, houses, food, at the same time raising labor prices. What you will probably see is a drastic reduction in profits for companies as labor costs are one of the largest components of production costs for goods. That leaves companies either doing without, mechanizing, or paying the piper. Tariffs remove the obvious response which is off shoring and if the misused H1Bs etc. become no longer competitive or legal to hire, then you end up with increased labor costs and decreased demand for your products.
Home market is a microcosm---reducing demand for high end houses in Texas by H1B departures, leads to a glut of houses, leads to lesser home prices but a drastic loss in developer profits while eliminating illegals from their construction crews means much higher labor costs. So the developer's wallet get squeezed in both directions.
That will be reflected in the stock and lending markets as the system shocks continue.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ballistic at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (oqH4h)
She's certainly not ugly but...I guess we have inflation in the pron industry now as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Dogs are pets too.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (7Q7Ca)
So this fraud is massive and unstoppable, so long as the federal government piles in the cash.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Nah, can't be!
*uses $1k bill to light fat joint*
Posted by: The Left at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Those laws will be applied against YOU to their full extent.
Two Americas. And you aren't in the connected one
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Outstanding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (rDiMt)
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I love it when the make it easy.
She video taped herself and posted it on facebook.
Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (G0vdT)
"Dear AOS, I can't believe this happened to me, but..."
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)
So yeah, that's why this job would have been so great - comparable+ pay, in my field doing things I've already been doing, and did NOT require a clearance.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 01:04 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)
WHERE IS THE BEEF??!!
No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (g47mK)
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Lotsa reasons and the lower-end beef is still pretty reasonable. The high end stuff is very expensive, but then it always was.
Beef has exploded in popularity both on the home table and at restaurants. High-end steakhouses are the new rage. All that demand drives up prices.
Steak was once a men thing. Now it's a woman thing too. Go to any high-end steakhouse webpage, and it will almost certainly feature attractive ladies in $2000 dresses and $1500 shoes. Beef made a big push into this demo, and it worked.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)
This is the part that doesn’t compute. Everyone’s complaining how expensive dining out has become, yet continues to dine out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (7xx4i)
Depends on where you live and what you order. The wife and I went to Longhorn Steakhouse and got out under $50. No doubt in Cali it would have been well over $100. Add in booze and it's approaching $200. The only solution is a referendum to give food workers another raise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)
This is the part that doesn’t compute. Everyone’s complaining how expensive dining out has become, yet continues to dine out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
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Behold the magic of credit cards and fraud. The fraudsters make their money from gubmint checks and those dog paddling in the water in this economy charge it. The smart ones need to learn to cook and eat at home.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)
I make a good salary and I don't eat out often, cooking at home is healthier, but the sticker shock on food reduces how much enjoyment I get out of it.
And yes when I do go out I've also noticed people are packing these places even at prices 2X what they were 5 years ago
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Im remembering Matt Walsh's flick and that greasy greenhaired monster going on about those castration drugs, how they are ok, in that demonic evil slimy voice.
She is just another scammer.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (och2J)
Posted by: ballistic at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (oqH4h)
Yeah funny how short their memories are... I remember high gas and food prices from 21-24.... No mention of that now.. Remember the price of eggs? 8 dollars a dozen.. You can get 2 dozen now at Costco for around 3 dollars...Selective memories
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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But, but...Biden's 'Inflation Reduction Act'....didn't it work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (EiGGt)
She's certainly not ugly but...I guess we have inflation in the pron industry now as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Dogs are pets too.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (7Q7Ca)
Given the HQ's love of man's best friend and adventurous taste in women, I can't tell whether that was a put-down or a sweet nothing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (u1qVW)
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Where have you gone straw donor "Charlie" Trie?
The Commies trust their Bejeing"votes" to you ... woo hoo hoo.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (DLkhG)
I assume that the Paolo was the marketing manager.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)
Now they look like my cousin Tammy after a bender at the Indian casino. Tattoos look like they passed out in a Kindergarten art class.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 01:07 PM (J4Dwc)
It is *common* for lefties to post charts showing the dramatic increase in food prices in the last 5 years and when you point out all of the increase is under Biden you get one of three answers:
1) Trump left Biden a bad economy and created COVID
2) Yeah well why didn't Trump make prices go back down?
3) Never mind affordability increasing prices is a sign of a growing economy
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner
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Beef Herds in the US are the lowest that it has been for decades. Add in the screwworm problem affecting cross border calving and imports. Takes a lot longer to increase beef production as in years than it does for chickens, turkey, or pig production.
And if you bring in imports to lower the price, you stymie increases in the US herd recovery and become dependent on foreign beef.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)
First Daughter's boyfriend's family went to NYC for a week. They went into some bar that had booze drinks and was known for their ice cream shakes (no booze). The boy had some beverage and the 2 parents had shakes.
The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
"Unions will always prove useless. "
They are designed to do nothing except control the employees.
You think some union guy wants to stick his neck out? No, they want the perks and money.
Slimy greedy cunts.
I've seen it from the inside.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (och2J)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:09 PM (GDtGs)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 01:07 PM (J4Dwc)
Big Girls of the Big 10 edition.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
I think the elites believe that to be so and figure on ejecting when things get too bad here. But in a much smaller world today, only idiots think that hiding in a bunker will protect them from the deluge they are promoting.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
Sounds like the "Hate Crime Enhancement" raised the sentence from "no jail time for a misdemeanor" to 19 years.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (vbXSk)
As with Playboy interviews with important thinkers like Norman Mailer, the Penthouse forum was the only reason I had a subscription.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)
The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
Which is why I almost never buy booze at restaurants. I drink some expensive stuff and I don't want to have to mortgage my house to have them pour me a dram.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (EiGGt)
Since the left doesn't understand economics,
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (EiGGt)
Commie cocksuckers understand economics just fine. It's just that they're following the Che Guevara Doctrine that blowing up trains is a hell of a lot more fun than making the damned things run on time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (y9nCu)
The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Yep, NYC is crazy expensive. You can easily drop a couple of grand for an slightly above average getaway weekend there.
Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)
I appreciated the astronomy section.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)
Interest payments alone are projected to hit $1 trillion in fiscal 2026, surpassing both defense and Medicare spending.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Nothing to see here citizens.
Now go back to your daily business and pay your taxes.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Auspex
It was aspirational.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (XeU6L)
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If you believe in magick words.
The idea of any legislation passed by Congress as "reducing inflation" that contained massive spending was black box insane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (EiGGt)
Wife looked at her photo and isn't certain that your last assertion is correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)
I appreciated the astronomy section.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The Heavenly bodies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)
The idea of any legislation passed by Congress having anything to do with the cutesy media name they hang on it is insane.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ExV1e)
If there were truly a crisis every restaurant in the country would’ve gone out of business. Instead every day I see some new high end $20 burrito type place opening up.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (7xx4i)
Trump stopped Bidenflation and we are back to normal 2-3% levels, but if you want it lower or actual deflation you are going to need DRAMATIC spending cuts on the order of "government does not do social spending outside of SS anymore"
So if you are a young person complaining about affordability you need to not only no longer vote leftwing, not even GOPe, not even MAGA, but elect a majority of the "audit the fed" types.
Yes that means no more tranny virtue signaling, Guatemalan nannies, or feed the world and our bank accounts NGOs. I suspect that much of this demographic would rather have the 3% inflation...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
I'm sure the likes or uptwinkles or whatever Facebook calls them will be totally worth it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)
Moons of the solar system.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)
1) Trump left Biden a bad economy and created COVID
2) Yeah well why didn't Trump make prices go back down?
3) Never mind affordability increasing prices is a sign of a growing economy
Posted by: 18-1
You cannot have a rational discussion with leftists. Instead, it is better to pelt them with rhetoric to make them feel bad and flee and ignore trying to make the dialectic argument whereas the Right will always be wrong because of whatever talking points they parrot from media.
Better off just insulting them and making them feel bad, psychologically it depresses them far more than a dialectical argument which gives them satisfaction, (hubris of course), that they really showed Rightie who was correct.
Nowadays, I find it much more peaceful to avoid discussing politics with leftists--I had to do the dialectical thing for too long as a professor instead of telling them they were idiots for believing such and they needed to step away from their virtual world into reality.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)
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Of course I believe in magic!
Posted by: The Lovin Spoonful at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (EiGGt)
The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Black Tap?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (ExV1e)
Of course I believe in magic!
Posted by: The Lovin Spoonful at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (EiGGt)
Too much, the magic bus......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
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It was titled Inflation Reduction Act. If I voted against it, my opponent would have attack ads saying I voted for inflation. I'd be cooked!
Posted by: Incumbent at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I found it darkly amusing in Formula E, when car swaps were necessary to complete the race.
I see now that the races will be time limited, rather than a fixed number of laps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (3uBP9)
There was life before Netfrix.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (GDtGs)
If spending goes up without a companion tax increase you get...inflation.
Yes, you can raise taxes but that is only a short term fix because this will lower overall economic activity.
So really the only lever to stop inflation is reduce spending. Now that doesn't mean that whatever "charity" type cause you believe in has to be defunded. But it does mean it has to stop being funded by the government and instead be funded by YOU.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
2024 price was $20
2026 price is $21
MSM: Trump made the cost increase to $26! Impeach!!!
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (7xx4i)
I found it darkly amusing in Formula E, when car swaps were necessary to complete the race.
I see now that the races will be time limited, rather than a fixed number of laps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)
Ah yes, FormulaE.....where the mid race car swap was a MANDATORY 2 minute minimum, to ENSURE the driver was buckled in and secured properly in the cockpit before being allowed to depart.
Dumbest
Shit
Ever
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (g47mK)
If you're willing to pay $500 for a 5 ounce sirloin drizzled with truffle foam at Chez Snootie, that's on you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I found it darkly amusing in Formula E, when car swaps were necessary to complete the race.
I see now that the races will be time limited, rather than a fixed number of laps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)
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Yea. Dumbest shit ever. It's the WNBA of F1.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)
The idea of any legislation passed by Congress as "reducing inflation" that contained massive spending was black box insane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)
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You have to have gone to Graduate School recently to believe such nonsense.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (DLkhG)
Posted by: 18-1
It isn't going to stop at 3 percent. Some president is going to do the King Henry the 8th and defund the secular religious centers like NGOs and universities because that is where the money has went. 13.2 trillion or so which is roughly one third of our current total debt. So you liquidate those organizations to pay off the debt.
Ideally, a democracy that was cohesive could come together to stave off drastic action requiring an authoritarian dictator. We shall see if democracy is up to the challenge.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2026 01:19 PM (J7jo9)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (npoJh)
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Somebody just posted on X this quote from Margaret Cho:
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“When you take trans lives lightly in a comedy routine, trans people die.”
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Thus trans is a special category which means who can't joke about it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)
In Georgia
In August
Ohhh Kay.
What’s next, a rain advisory for Seattle in January?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)
I don't know what that means, but whatever , dude.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (xCuiu)
I'm just wondering how Mangione could have NOT plead guilty....
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Sigh, the substitution effect is something that is always ignored because most people don't understand basic supply and demand. Macroeconomics is full of bullshittery and fake incorporation of politics instead of reality.
Microeconomics is a pretty precise science that has not changed much since being more or less hashed out in theory in the 1890's.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)
RNC Research
Aug 14, 2026
@RNCResearch
Gretchen Whitmer says she and Gavin Newsom did the "right thing" by locking down their states during COVID.
WHITMER: "Everyone was so pissed off that I pulled kids out of school."
NEWSOM: "Yes."
WHITMER: "We were doing what we thought was the right thing to do at the time."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)
I appreciated the astronomy section.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The Heavenly bodies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)
I have never seen a complete playboy, just the pages boys passed around. I very clearly remember one set that was a whole lesson on geometry. One page had an instruction on triangles where a gal, in a state of undress, demonstrated the various names of types of angles with a mnemonic for one being "see this one down here? It's "a cute" little angle!" And I have always exceled at geometry thanks to her.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (3uBP9)
In Georgia
In August
Ohhh Kay.
What’s next, a rain advisory for Seattle in January?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (7xx4i)
Red colors on a temp map were used when temps got above 95 degrees.
Now, 85 is red, 95 is dark red and anything over 100 is a deep purple color and we're all gonna die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (7Q7Ca)
There was life before Netfrix.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM
To be fair, Playgirl was essentially Clitflix.
Posted by: Joys Behar & Reid at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)
BTW, I have a fun tack on colleges that I run through with lefties...
You believe in price controls to stop price gauging right? Yes
You believe the cost of college is way too high right? Yes
Ok let's cap the price of college at $10K year. The Texas state system made it work so this isn't a pie in the sky number. So...agree? REEEEE! But then they won't be able to provide quality education, Texas sucks!
Didn't you tell me earlier government could reduce healthcare costs by price mandates on healthcare? THAT WAS (D)ifferent!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)
I’m wondering why he did. Finding 1 juror in nyc to vote not guilty wouldn’t have been hard.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: ShainS
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Ah, Modern Monetary Theory enters the room. Deficits don't matter because we all owe and are owed money by each other. So we can print and spend away to buy that Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)
There's a shop in town (it's a chain so there may be one near you -- Dr. John's) that has a sign with a voluptuous woman in lingerie. It's almost quaint.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2026 01:19 PM (J7jo9)
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That's funny because Donald Trump's "34 felonies" was about the same 2 actions leveraged repeatedly.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)
That's different because... TRUMP
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:24 PM (npoJh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (rDiMt)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)
Yes but recall there the “OrangeManBad ” clause of the constitution which allows it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (7xx4i)
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Actually, that backstabber should have been jettisoned.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (JvZF+)
Then another woman came in......skinny as a rail. Her legs were about as big around as my arms. She was in a short skirt. Body of a 2x4. The face......she HAD to be upper 60's in age......but the work......OMG. Botox....lips......plastic as could be.
We guessed she was a real estate agent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Lena D. at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (AlNse)
Posted by: ShainS
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Ah, Modern Monetary Theory enters the room. Deficits don't matter because we all owe and are owed money by each other. So we can print and spend away to buy that Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)
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Actually, you'll grow your way out of it.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (JvZF+)
Of course, the magazines mentioned above were naughty, but showing up in deer camp with one instead of a "Hustler" would bring out accusations of being some kind of homo.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (Y8DZL)
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Went to 5 Guys yesterday, and while I was eating my $13 cheeseburger I started doing a little math (I know that's discouraged here...sorry). But the burger had about 1/4 lb of beef. I can get about 1.3 lbs. of beef at the grocery story for under $10. So, I can make 5 burgers for less than they charge for one, AND I'm sure that their cost for hamburger is a bulk discount price, so call it six burgers. That's quite the mark-up profit margin. Now, I'm not retarded, I know they have a significant number of other costs (rolls, toppings, licensing, WC, insurance, rent etc). But, when all is said and done I'll bet their profit margin sits at about 100%.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (7Q7Ca)
We guessed she was a real estate agent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)
Did she arrive in a giant SUV? That would confirm it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Axeman
Federal Court draws jurors from a broader area than the state charges would. Plus, I'll bet that Mangione had done other crimes or had perversions that he did not want revealed in court. The other crimes might have been committed in other jurisdictions like Thailand for example. Or perhaps he took the rap in order not to have fellow conspirators charged as accessories. But the feds obviously had a club ready to use on his ass and multiple charges of other crimes like sex tourism, or charging friendz or loved ones is just that type of club.
You don't just snap and commit murder, there is generally a line of prior, uncharged sometimes, but other crimes committed before the big Murder One.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (3uBP9)
The DC Circuit Court of Appeals ordered Donald Trump to stop construction last week on the demolished-and-partly rebuilt East Wing, where Trump wants a ballroom to replace the outdoor tents used for larger-scale official dinners and events.
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HotGas reports PDJT has had to go to SCOTUS over this ridiculous enKaren-ing of his construction project.
Honestly, these judges are way past crazy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (rDiMt)
My point is that for all the screeching out there about “affordability CRISIS” these places are all packed. So obviously it’s not that hard to afford.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
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A Range Rover would make it a dead cert.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L)
North of ATL in east Cobb.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Ah. Lived for 20+ years in unfasionable W. Smyrna.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Too Funny at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (/2Ls3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (bkuEU)
More proof capitalism doesn't work. The commies will save us!
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (d2MOG)
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Democrats: Fuck you we will stop every single thing you try to do, ruin the lives of your friends, cabinet members and families, and then jail or kill you or both!
Republicans: Impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (d2MOG)
THE MORNING RANT: Alberta Independence Is a Necessary Bulwark Against Canada’s Capitulation to the Enemies of Western Civilization
Canada is becoming one of America’s most underestimated national security vulnerabilities: a permissive northern platform through which mass migration, organized crime, and hostile foreign influence can reach the United States.In the early 1960s, Canada’s population was 97% European, based on ethnic origin. That declined to just 52% by the 2020s, due to a mass-immigration regime that rejected Canada’s heritage and intentionally sought to alter the cultural makeup of Canada.
Canada embraced state-sponsored multiculturalism. Former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau even described the country as the world’s first “postnational state,” with “no core identity” and “no mainstream.” Canada has combined mass immigration with an increasingly vague idea of national belonging.If Canada is “post-national” as Justin Trudeau boasts, then Alberta is entitled to be a country of its own, since Canada has ceased to be a nation. The two greatest foreign threats to the United States, in my opinion, are: 1) The 21st century Chinese empire, which is trying to expand its influence into the western hemisphere. 2) A global Islamic caliphate, which is really just part of the ongoing 1,400-year war between the Christian West and Islam. Both of these threats are establishing North American toeholds in Canada.
China presents the gravest strategic threat. Beijing does not need to turn Canada into an outright enemy of the United States. It needs only to use Canada as a gateway into the North American system. Canada’s decision to allow Chinese electric vehicles into the country at reduced tariff rates shows the risk. Modern electric vehicles are not simply cars. Their cameras, microphones, sensors, software, and remote-update capabilities can collect enormous quantities of data. That policy could put tens of thousands of Chinese surveillance platforms on American roads, gathering information near military bases, power plants, communications infrastructure, and other sensitive sites.The United States also has a virtually unsecured border with Canada. When Canada was still a 1st-world, pro-western nation, we didn’t have to worry about it. That is no longer the case.
When the United States tightens its southern border while Canada maintains looser entry policies, the northern frontier becomes an escape valve for foreign nationals seeking unlawful entry. The danger extends beyond illegal immigration. Criminal organizations, foreign agents, and potentially terrorist-linked individuals can exploit a border designed around an older assumption of trust.Getting back to the Islamification of Canada, even the prairie provinces are submitting to government-sponsored Islamic indoctrination. Authorities in Saskatchewan have acquiesced to a mosque’s demand to blast Islamic calls to prayer through downtown Regina, so as to “help introduce” Islamic rituals and obedience to the non-Muslims in Regina. “Regina's New Friday Soundtrack: Islamic Calls to Prayer” [Juno News – 6/22/2026]
Canadians living in Regina’s downtown core were subjected to an outdoor Islamic call to prayer broadcast out loud from a mosque for the first time just steps from City Hall. The Regina City Jamia Masjid used rooftop speakers at its McIntyre Street location to project the Adhan at 1 p.m., marking a trial run approved by police and set to run at least through mid-July. Anisur Rahaman of the RCJM broadcast told CTV News it would “help introduce” the mosque to both Muslim and non-Muslim residents from its downtown location.We cannot surrender any more North American ground to the enemies of western civilization. The salvageable parts of Canada must be saved, and it needs to start in Alberta. [buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:00 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:04 AM (Fi81e)
Its lunch time
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:04 AM (KYOJq)
Saskatchewan 51, Alberta 52, NW Territories 53, & Yukon 54th state thereby finally making Alaska contiguous.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:04 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 11:05 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (zfC1E)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (77rzZ)
Why? Because the government can't even truly tell the citizens the form of government under which they've been governed: National socialism.
Because WWII was supposed to have "put an end" to it.
But it just became the most popular form of government.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (ZdaMQ)
Why would Alberta be any different?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (vnuhd)
You can vote your way in, but you've got to shoot your way out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 11:08 AM (edUvp)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (vnuhd)
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I don't think it would be.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:09 AM (Fi81e)
The battle starts and ends in Ontario and Vancouver, then. Dry up the money laundering and all this supposed appetite for immigrants goes away.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 11:09 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (zfC1E)
I beg to differ.
https://www.blipshift.com/products/nalware-vi
Posted by: far cry at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (wBRco)
Islam is always a danger , but generally so stupid and incompetent that they are beatable, except for their birthrate.
China has been doing infiltration work for years , but they are literally collapsing from within.
Our internal leftist indoctrination, with or without Chinese help is our greatest threat
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (xCuiu)
Why would Alberta be any different?
Petered out? In the end, GB left the EU. It'll take longer than it should, but ultimately, I think Canada will disaggregate. That doesn't necessarily make me happy, but if they don't get their act together, it's going to happen.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (rJ48h)
"Ally"?
Follow Washington's advice on foreign entanglements.
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:11 AM (cGjQu)
Cartels, smugglers, and terrorists are people; they are inherently lazy and will use the same routes over and over.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (KFbdf)
I've had the same thought about Canada -- a growing security problem for the US.
The same Islamic, Indian, and CCP infiltration has been happening in the US. The problem in Canada makes this worse, though.
The other thought I've had about Canada is that it's slightly larger than the US, but has about 10% of the population. Hardly anybody there. If Canada ceases to function as a nation, and remains a growing threat, maybe...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (VWtfl)
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I would go to jail, because I would have shot the speaker blaring it.
I don't have too many triggers, but that is definitely one of them.
Three years of having to listen to that crap...no, just no.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (FdpeO)
And back to yesterday. Chinese flocking to Canada, China letting out their citizens to find a better life? Or invasion to take over Canada?
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (KYOJq)
Oh, you got no Nation, here, do ya?
Well now ya do.
Take a walk, hosers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:13 AM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Without a dash of savagery civilization fails at August 14, 2026 11:13 AM (TbWk/)
The Mexican border is bad, but it's mostly 3rd world and cartel issues that are a threat. Canada openly works with the Chinese military.
Which is worse? Both are pretty bad. Closing both borders will probably become a necessity.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM
C-4 and Tovex can solve a host of problems.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Rene Levesque at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (JvZF+)
We had this discussion when Bush II wanted a "high-tech fence", aka no fence at all. 100 miles of actual wall would be utterly useless. It's like building a gate on a road, and leaving the shoulders and adjacent fields unprotected.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (2Cry5)
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Not to mention the Western border with California.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:15 AM (Fi81e)
Well SOMEONE took the whole bottle of black pills this morning.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
That's where the land mines and automated sentry guns go.
Posted by: Repel the xenomorphs at August 14, 2026 11:16 AM (TbWk/)
A yes-or-no answer to an either/or question?
Apparently even the people who want independence don't actually want independence.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (vJrRc)
In that sense, some of Trump 47s actions in Venezuela, Panama, and Cuba may have set China back enough to potentially delay any aggression towards Taiwan.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (KFbdf)
Posted by: Rene Leautocannibal at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (wBRco)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (rJ48h)
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What Goode times we had!
Posted by: John Africa and Friends at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (JvZF+)
Interesting that one name is conspicuous by its absence. I might have some misgivings myself but are we not even considering the possibility now?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:18 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:19 AM (KYOJq)
History. It's what's for... the future
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:19 AM (cGjQu)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (AzRNx)
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Gonna be very useful for when the commies want to keep everyone in.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:19 AM (KYOJq)
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I sometimes can't wrap my head around the fact that it's being played in American cities.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Rene Leautocannibal at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (wBRco)
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Pretty much what the frogs did to Quebec. Things have never been the same there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (cGjQu)
Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.
I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)
Interesting that one name is conspicuous by its absence. I might have some misgivings myself but are we not even considering the possibility now?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:18 AM (vTZFs)
Starting to look like a long-shot, kind of. While those other two maneuver and work and put in a shift building their public image, JD is putting in a gentleman's C effort and not making many waves.
I don't have any problems with how he's doing his job... but he's just kind of .... doing his job. So either he doesn't want it, or he doesn't know how to get it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (Ot/FD)
I suggest starting with "Onward Christian Soldiers".
Posted by: George V at August 14, 2026 11:22 AM (HUbHH)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
Well, what we have now is nothing, and it's too expensive to attempt to wall the whole things. So, if 48 can start the process, the 100 miles can be expanded to 125, 150, 175 in each direction over time.
Of course, you also have the problem of the Great Lakes. There are a ton of limits to what one can do to secure those shores without depriving Americans of the ability use their shoreline property.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:22 AM (KFbdf)
Found a couple of interesting videos on submarines sinking Japanese carriers.
Archerfish sinks a super carrier.
https://youtu.be/9Lgc_NtwApQ
Taisho and Shokaku sunk on the same day.
https://youtu.be/JS2p1eUeuAs
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2026 11:22 AM (N0R2b)
I would go to jail, because I would have shot the speaker blaring it.
I don't have too many triggers, but that is definitely one of them.
Three years of having to listen to that crap...no, just no.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14
What if we projected an image of Mo on the side of the mosque from a drone? Doesn’t that cause instant implosion?
Honestly, I could imagine you telling me we should instead project key Bible verses and pray to save souls instead.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (ZdaMQ)
Remember the Bruce Willis/Richard Gere movie, "The Jackal"? Remember how he gets into the US? It's through that "largest unsecured border in the world." (Specifically, across the Great Lakes.)
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (ZdaMQ)
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*smiles*
As long as I had a SAW handy, I'd be more than happy to lead them to Christ.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (FdpeO)
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Sorry to hear that, must not have been in the Plan for you. Onward.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: burrrton at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (kah0Z)
[ ... ]
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave
Sorry man, I feel ya. It's been over 7 months now for me. Most of the places I've applied to don't even both to send the phony "thanks but no thanks" email.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:18 AM (vTZFs)
I opine only for myself. I don't quite trust Vance. Maybe it's the footsie with Tucker. He's not necessarily done things wrong, and I appreciate his efforts on spearheading coordination to weed out some of the fraud. But DeSantis has by far the most proven track record, and Rubio has been nothing but stellar the past few years.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (KFbdf)
Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.
I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)
Sorry bro. I've been in your shoes a number of times and wish I had a good explanation or words of wisdom for you. The whole job seeking thing went to shit some time ago and from what I can see is only getting worse. My only thought is networking, which I personally suck at, but meeting people and making connections seem to go much further than resume, experience, competence, and work ethic. I also hate to tell you this but if you're identifiably middle-aged you are going to be ice skating uphill, the ADEA notwithstanding.
Posted by: It's shit, sugarcoating won't help at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (2CeDH)
I was in Vancouver earlier this year and was shocked at how few white people there were. I had been there about 10 years ago. It was very diverse then too but it was at least somewhat “Canadian” looking. This year? Holy fuck I could easily have been in Beijing or Bombay and not known the difference.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (7xx4i)
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Holy crap - I have found myself wondering for several years how the Left plans to ruin Friday.
It's one of the happiest things most people still share. The Left need it gone - or at least divided like everything else. I think they found their way in.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (d2MOG)
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My Uncle Tony called. Says he need an address and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (JvZF+)
You're going to regret saying that, buddy!
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (d2MOG)
The new Dave Sundstrom video on YT is about how James Blish Star Trek novels are so important. Figured you would enjoy it.
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026
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I'll have a look. I grew up with those even before I saw some of the early episodes they were based on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (FdpeO)
Arrange a face-to-face meeting.
Posted by: The Lord will know which are his at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)
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Gonna be very useful for when the commies want to keep everyone in.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (d2MOG)
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Let them keep them in. I'm sorry, I'm refugeed out, especially given that there are almost no Canadiens left in Canada.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (KFbdf)
Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.
I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14
Ugh Dave! Okay, let’s put our heads together and figure something out. What is your ideal role in 5 words or less.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (ZdaMQ)
Public polling on that referendum shows only 20 to 30% approval
About the same as Trump's vanity war on Iran
Posted by: Paul at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (FwBbX)
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Most importantly, he thinks those are unalloyed “Really Really Good Things, You Guys!”
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (cdNls)
Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Astro is Asshoe at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (/V68c)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (c7ZbX)
Oh man, didn't realize. I will say some prayers. You did after all save me from being skinned alive.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (d2MOG)
- leftists
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (ZdaMQ)
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
Posted by: Philanthropist is negotiable at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (TbWk/)
Uhh, that option sounds like it would take a hundred years, what with the parasites being in control of every step and all. What else ya got?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (KFbdf)
I meant the commies here!!
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (d2MOG)
Well, if it's a poll we know they're totally and absolutely correct all the time. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 11:32 AM (W90Ou)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
Marx Carnage is the best salesman the Alberta Independence movement could hope to have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:32 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (ZdaMQ)
Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
Posted by: Philanthropist is negotiable at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (TbWk/)
Anarchist reactionary running-dog revisionist.
Posted by: zombie Neil Peart at August 14, 2026 11:33 AM (wBRco)
My video tour this morning of a new 2BR/1BA property went so well, I decided to put in an offer on it! If the owner accepts, the inspection will tell me (as it did on the previous house) if the place is as good as it looks. It's a nice little corner house with a shade tree in front, a foyer, a deck the owner will re-stain, a good basement, a 2-car garage, and a little shed that will need some paint work -- but that *appears* to be the only thing that will. Good neighborhood too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:33 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: John at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (a+MGa)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
[ ... ]
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave
Sorry man, I feel ya. It's been over 7 months now for me. Most of the places I've applied to don't even both to send the phony "thanks but no thanks" email.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)
I'm with y'all. I had a contingent offer letter at one point... and it went south. I'm at 8 months now, and unemployment can't pay the mortgage.
Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Did I get the job? at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (TbWk/)
I'm doing fine, just having to put in my travel voucher with the VA after my appointment yesterday.
It takes an hour to get there via very curvy and hilly roads. My little Jeep Patriot's tiny 4-cylinder did not like.
She clinic had MASSIVE photos of the President and VP, very unlike the St. Louis clinics where they were tiny and hung out of the way.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (qsfar)
- leftists
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (7xx4i)
To be honest, I don't really like church bells either.... but again, it's about dominance. The Church dominates in America, or at least ought to, so if there's going to be any standardized civil noise to be had, it damn well better not be some yodeling rugfucker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (Ot/FD)
Good to hear, Wolfus.
How's the Miss Linda front going?
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)
Aw, man...wish I was in any position to help. If I ever get housing sorted I'll be running that hell myself, which is no fun at 29+n. Prayers for ya, wish I had more than that.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)
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Rookie mistake! The convertible for ladies of means (or who have access to means) who teach pilates or exercise classes is a Mercedes convertible.
"Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (c7ZbX)
The 28 ticket is going to be a Vance/Rubio.
If it's not that, then something seriously wrong has transpired and we're proper f**ked.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (XV/Pl)
I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)
Send in applications to that company's largest competitiors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (1z8ji)
If Vance is meant to become somebody, he's got plenty of time to develop before Trump leaves office. ...in 2032.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Unfortunately it’s not just one poll. It’s a lot of them. And they all say 25-30% support. I think there was one that showed 35% a few months ago as an outlier.
Brexit polls showed remain winning but it was like 3% lead to remain and leave won by 3%. Polls can be off as we all know.. But we’re taking polls showing 60-30 remain with 10% not sure. Unless something insane happens, that isn’t turning into 51-49 leave.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: The Lord will know which are his at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)
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They come into my AO and try to start something, I won't be alone in arranging meetings...
Appalachia, the Ozarks, etc, are not places for the most part that will put up with such...foolishness.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (FdpeO)
Ask for feedback from the interview and if you get it, listen. If you are struggling with what the feedback says, let me know. I will help you dissect it as best I can, and I will help you craft answers differently next time as best as I possibly can.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:39 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper
Hit man.
Oh, you meant for Dave. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:39 AM (AzRNx)
I have a muslim doctor whose office decorates for Christmas and had the Trump fight fight fight magazine out prominently forever. No reason to do any of that where I live so not sure what's up there. But if anyone can get away with it he can. And he did pretty much save my life.
Those roads sound like when me and Brit Lass used to visit Maine a long time ago. I suppose you could do a book on tape, no idea what to do about the Jeep, don't kill it!!
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:40 AM (d2MOG)
Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
That's Trump's vanity war, right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 11:40 AM (Cqx++)
White men no college Rogers 63 al-Sayed 37
White men w/college Rogers 55 al-Sayed 43
White women no college Rogers 60 al-Sayed 38
White women college. Rogers 37 al-Sayed 60
AWFL's be awful
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (xCuiu)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (3uBP9)
Five words or less?
server, automation, innovation
(two words to be determined later)
My 'programming knowledge' has been focused on (Windows) server scripting and administration for the last 20 years, so general 'write an app' or 'serverless database' or 'must have experience building and supporting kubernetes clusters' stuff isn't going anywhere fast. Innovation - I prefer to be doing interesting things like building new systems or automating maintenance or writing code.
I have some cloud experience, and I understand a little more than just the basics of firewalls and networking and storage arrays, but when they want '5+ years administering storage arrays and managing routers', I can't claim that. That was the job of two other groups that I knew how to explain my needs to and how to diagnose when they got it wrong.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: Piper
Hit man.
Oh, you meant for Dave. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026
Everyone is free to dream!
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)
Enough, you had me at “put Islamist to the sword.”
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:43 AM (c7ZbX)
Posted by: It's a real swinging gig at August 14, 2026 11:43 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Lincolntf
Team Leg Lamp Fra Gi Lay 0 & 1. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)
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Is that you Lauren Hutton?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM
We should start with Minnesota.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:45 AM (AzRNx)
Mention how much you like the new Czinger roadster, base price $2.75 million:
https://tinyurl.com/ye2a7uj7 (Car and Driver link)
The Tesla will seem like a quite-reasonable bargain after that.
Posted by: far cry at August 14, 2026 11:45 AM (wBRco)
Posted by: It's a real swinging gig
I'm not even vlose to being in good enough shape for that.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (W90Ou)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
I expect so. An independent Alberta would become a Republic.
I don't place any credence in the so-called "legal" mechanism for Alberta to leave Canada. When the time is right, it will be a unilateral declaration of independence.
And the troll Pawl ought to remember that only about 30% of the population of the 13 Colonies were strongly in favor of independence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (1z8ji)
I'm glad to report my PS district is now automatically banning any gay themed content for young kids. The last thing was, the pre-K program dropped "Cocomelon" from their entertainment because they had a gay episode, but there have been a number of things the district has pulled, to the dismay of Nearby Gay Commiopolis.
It's at least a step in the right direction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:48 AM (vV6n9)
[ ... ]
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave
Sorry man, I feel ya. It's been over 7 months now for me. Most of the places I've applied to don't even both to send the phony "thanks but no thanks" email.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)
I'm with y'all. I had a contingent offer letter at one point... and it went south. I'm at 8 months now, and unemployment can't pay the mortgage.
Posted by: GWB
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The only thing I can offer is perhaps doing informational interviewing of people in the field you want to work in. If you are not seeking a job (at least not directly) and simply discussing someone's work, that gets you away from the HR screening apparatus that is designed to keep potential job seekers away from bothering employees. What Color is My Parachute is the one book that has preached this since 1960's and it is successful and stayed in print for so long because it is a useful technique.
Libraries or Ebay have this book and I advise reading it for the nuances of doing this. Worked for a number of my students fwiw.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)
>>My 'programming knowledge' has been focused on (Windows) server scripting and administration for the last 20 years, so general 'write an app' or 'serverless database' or 'must have experience building and supporting kubernetes clusters' stuff isn't going anywhere fast.
Unless you got a friend that's going to set you up, you need to brush up on Python, JavaScript, C#, Java, and Lua.
The fastest way in would be to try to get a junior web-dev, if you want to continue the tech route.
There are a lot of job postings for programmers that can program UI's and control systems for AV integration.
Take a look at every crash course video on YouTube.
If your current skillset is just general bash or powershell scripting, that's going to be tough.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2026 11:48 AM (XV/Pl)
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)
Keep pounding the pavement. Make looking for employment your full-time job.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August
Okay, so listen. If you see a role that says this and you have 60% of what they want, throw your hat in the ring and create a nexis between what you do know and how you can close the gap. You are a salesman in your interview and you are selling you. The very best you that exists. The other thing is if you are seeing roles pop up that consistently require this skill set, go find some free class on it, even if you know more than the instructor. 1. It opens networking and 2. In your interview, you are going to say “I have recognized this trend as a needed skill. I wanted to close the gap in my tool kit, so I have taken course z, etc etc.” shows recognition of skill gap, recognition of emerging trends and initiative to resolve.
Are you working with a headhunter?
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (vV6n9)
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Is it frageelay?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (JvZF+)
Good to hear, Wolfus.
How's the Miss Linda front going?
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026
***
I haven't told her about this place. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (wzUl9)
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We had a muslim soldier in our unit in 2006 that was a riot and was and damn good soldier.
That said, he was pretty much marinated in the good 'ol USA, and he loved him some bacon.
Basically, he was as much muslim as Biden and Pelosi are Catholics.
The ones coming here to get their jihad on, and spitting out little jihadists are the ones I'm concerned with.
Sadly, since the muslim community are unable/unwilling to police up their own, they too will get caught in the crossfire if things continue to escalate.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:50 AM (FdpeO)
Those roads sound like when me and Brit Lass used to visit Maine a long time ago. I suppose you could do a book on tape, no idea what to do about the Jeep, don't kill it!!
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:40 AM (d2MOG)
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A lot of Muslims are decent people and buy into the idea that the Koran is not about kill the Jews and Christians and jump up and down on their bones.
The problem is that the tame Muslims are the most likely to vote for the liberal spectrum of candidates. But your guy sounds good.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:51 AM (Fi81e)
Headhunters, only incidentally - applications turn out to be to companies that are actually staffing/placement companies, kind of thing. And weirdly, most of those never get back to me with 'well, what about this job' after the one I apply for falls through before I even get an interview.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:52 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
I expect so. An independent Alberta would become a Republic.
I don't place any credence in the so-called "legal" mechanism for Alberta to leave Canada. When the time is right, it will be a unilateral declaration of independence.
And the troll Pawl ought to remember that only about 30% of the population of the 13 Colonies were strongly in favor of independence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ben Franklin had an apt quote in the play 1776, "Dr. Benjamin Franklin tells John Dickinson that "Revolutions, Mr. Dickinson, come into this world like bastard children... half improvised and half compromised."
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)
The problem is that the tame Muslims are the most likely to vote for the liberal spectrum of candidates. But your guy sounds good.
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This^
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:53 AM (FdpeO)
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Yeah.
They're already here. The Arab brain-drain started in the 70s and it was over by the 90s.
The only ones coming in since have been the dregs, at best.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)
Kind of sounds like you need to take any job right now, at least until you find that perfect job you're hung up on.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)
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Is that you Lauren Hutton?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (JvZF+)
_______
"Meh"
-- Pebbles
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: whig
I love that play.
I would love to play the guy from Rhode Island.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)
Heh. I once worked with a Jewish guy and I asked if he kept kosher. He said something like "During Passover, I'll take the bun off my bacon cheeseburger."
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:57 AM (vTZFs)
Ask for feedback from the interview and if you get it, listen. If you are struggling with what the feedback says, let me know. I will help you dissect it as best I can, and I will help you craft answers differently next time as best as I possibly can.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:39 AM (ZdaMQ)
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As a fellow HR pro - Piper is correct. Always happy to help a fellow moron if I can.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:01 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 12:03 PM (cdNls)
We don't like to hear such things but the good ones are here to do things that they could not do in their home societies but that does not make them amenable to supporting Us versus Them when the inevitable crunch occurs. Seen it happen in real time during times like 9/11 or tensions in the Middle East.
Lee Kuan Yew was correct unfortunately--and that is because most people are followers and not ideological per se.
It is when a crisis occurs and a choice must be made, they side with one or the other side and that is going to be who they identify with. For Southerners in the time of the Civil War, they sided with their homes, kin, and friends. For Northerners, the same. And the few dissenters on either side were silenced or worse.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)
I would love to play the guy from Rhode Island.
Posted by: Bulg
"McNair, bring me some rum!"
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August
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Dave - IT hiring is some of the worst about doing what you describe. Apply for it anyway, highlight the hell out of the things you can do. Realize unfortunately some of those companies are looking for someone who doesn't exist - some of them may just be essentially ghost jobs to fulfill an in ternal recruiting requirement. Current "Talent Acquisition" practices suck, as do the bosses running those sections. Sorry about that.
And networking is the biggest key - even if you suck at it, lay out a network map, and start filling it.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)
but wow the tech space. am really glad I saw this coming ages ago and high tailed it back to advertising/media.
tech is a wreck
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)
Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)
Wow, the 620 miles driving range if true is a game changer.
The 250 mph speeds make it a death rocket though pretty much for you and everyone around you.
Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:09 PM (iJfKG)
I'm not the kind of guy to hold a grudge but I'm never going to forget this.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 12:10 PM (7SG0S)
Posted by: Common Tater
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Yes, those hiring view such as disposable, dated, and are far more critical of them than justified. It is the one form of bigotry still allowed combining age with racial discrimination. It is ingrained into corporate think. This is not the job market of even 2016, it is infested with those making decisions doing so in view of what they think the organization, not them, value. And that marketplace does not value older white men. Tech has become particularly vicious about it.
Small business is less likely to do that because they are often more on a knife's edge of survival but has its own problems simply to keep running and make a profit.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)
my husband told me the same about that very awesome looking Grenadier Trailmaster!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (j+aD2)
Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)
THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (vTZFs)
Headhunters, only incidentally - applications turn out to be to companies that are actually staffing/placement companies, kind of thing. And weirdly, most of those never get back to me with 'well, what about this job' after the one I apply for falls through before I even get an interview.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14
No promises, but let me ask J if he has a recruiter he works with or knows in his network that could be helpful to send your resume out for you. He is in what sounds like a not fun meeting right now as he is telling someone they should consider back in the box thinking. Will ask after.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
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THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5
Sigh. Another Boomer* trying to relive 1968.
* a group that includes me FWIW
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (vTZFs)
From what I've seen, they're just harvesting your resume for plausible backgrounds to give Indian applicants.
Which is why including "hit man" and "Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist" could be so entertaining.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (i+Wsn)
The Enbridge pipeline from Edmonton Alberta to Sarnia, Ontario took 5 months to put up in 1953.
Michigan democrats have been trying to close it for 12 years.
Nothing will happen guy is on our side here.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)
Small business is less likely to do that because they are often more on a knife's edge of survival but has its own problems simply to keep running and make a profit.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)
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Some do - but there is a talent shortage - and some companies are looking for exactly what Dave is. Competent and capable person who will show up each day and do his job. We have a number of those types at the business I'm with now, and I am always looking out for more.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:36 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: CoryC at August 14, 2026 12:51 PM (0yjAe)
Posted by: mossomo at August 14, 2026 02:13 PM (mttHV)
Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at August 14, 2026 02:42 PM (f2WUk)
It would give them the freedom to legislate for themselves without the pitfalls of joining another country that is slowly circling the drain and has the added negative of a written constitution that acts as a tra for anyone trying to save it.
Posted by: STV at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (ODbzh)
Posted by: STV at August 14, 2026 02:45 PM (ODbzh)
Posted by: Optimus Maximus at August 14, 2026 03:02 PM (Wt/gy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 03:35 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2026 04:51 PM (4g5V+)
Good to see Buck just discovered the AB independence movement, which has been going on for some time now. He’ll give us the results of the AB referendum on, say, April 19…2028…like it is breaking news.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2026 04:55 PM (4g5V+)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Pablo Picasso One of the assumptions I make when searching for sources of the art I want to post is that the museum that possesses the work has the most interest in using an accurate version of the piece on the internet. There are plenty of brighter and and more brightly colored versions of this Picasso all over the web, so if you like art that looks like a neon sign...have at it! But The Art Institute of Chicago has this version, and I am going to trust them, even though they are probably filthy blue-city commies!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)
The painting DOES have a blue hue to it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)
Blue on blue now that we are through
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
And I find I can't get over losing you
Posted by: Bobby Vinton at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: George Costanza at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Meh.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (kXFFr)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM
It's abridged.
Posted by: Oh, no... at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Sco7b)
It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)
Yikes! No Disney for you!
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (O0YTm)
Posted by: Dwight Yokum at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)
Abra-cadaver....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (O0YTm)
Was this from Picasso's "Blue Period"?
"We visited Picasso. He was just beginning his Blue Period. But we came over, so he started it ten minutes later."
( -- Woody Allen)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (iJfKG)
blech
just no
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)
27 Cadaverous
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Groan at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)
Spent some stretches of time waiting outside the principal's office did you?
Posted by: Count de Monet Did The Same In Church Kindergarten at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)
I gave my love a chicken, that has no bone.
I told my love a story,
*smash bang kaboong*
Sorry
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026
***
The hotness is clearly part-time for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)
Whistle While You Work
Zippidy Do-Dah
It's a Beautiful Morning
The Whole World Smiles With You
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (nJ/vH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
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I like how old-timers call Games Worshop's paint jobs from the 1990s as their "red period."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (g8Ew8)
That's why nothing gets done very quickly in Spain.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (qwx/I)
Going by the filthy, blue version of the painting, I suspect they are biased.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
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Tell me about it!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (2Xqig)
"Pedro Took the Saying "If Music Be the Food of Love Play On!" Just a Little Too Seriously and Starved To Death"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Just the punchline at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (nJ/vH)
That'd be me.
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Garcia at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)
Spent some stretches of time waiting outside the principal's office did you?
Posted by: Count de Monet Did The Same In Church Kindergarten at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)
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Mom got called down to the school a couple times because of Mr. Smartmouth.
That painting said, "Give Up Hope"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (nJ/vH)
Posted by: Diagnosis On The Cheep at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: PG at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (0fNkB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (O0YTm)
Apparently his Blue Period lasted until 1904, when he began his Rose Period.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)
Nice shout out for the Chicago Art Institute, plan on taking a couple days if you go, French Impressionists took me a whole day alone.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Grizzled Roadie who's too old for this shit at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (r7+Q7)
I am not sure whether this painting makes me want to listen to Paco de Lucia or Robert Johnson.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (+1BUN)
Posted by: Quick Draw McGraw at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: The other punchline at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (XCctI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)
Leftovers again?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (+1BUN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (2YhKe)
Caption:
"And now for my next piece, I'll be playing Handel's "Death March". Everybody Sing along!!!"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
The man sat outside of the luthierage
staring straight down at the sewerage,
with an axe with no string,
Ain't no ladies want a fling,
and he's bereft of all pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)
Freebird!!!!
Posted by: From about That Time at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (sl73Y)
Baby, it's the guitar man
Who's gonna steal the show? You know
Baby, it's the guitar man
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (02QaS)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
It's got me wound up.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (+1BUN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: George Harrison at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)
He looks like David Carradine after jerking off.
Too soon?
Posted by: Grizzled Roadie who's too old for this shit at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026
***
I can hear the crack in his neck when he straightens up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: The Mid-Size Manatee at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026
***
Tune me up!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: George Costanza at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)
If you think he was angry that day, you should see Guernica.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (O0YTm)
Did not take care of himself very well
Now he's down to a stick, but doesn't give a lick
Because he still wants to entertain the fans well.
( sorry it's not nearly up to the " Doc's" level but he's been at it much longer than I have).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (rHgXV)
Posted by: George Harrison at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM
And he's killing me softly.
Posted by: R. Flack at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (ksbjf)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (O0YTm)
Does seem pretty Pizzaro
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (/+uur)
Easter Eggs, ca. 1903!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (O0YTm)
Same here.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (rHgXV)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)
Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
The man sat outside of the luthierage
staring straight down at the sewerage,
with an axe with no string,
Ain't no ladies want a fling,
and he's bereft of all pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)
luthierage: What a cool word!
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (odBC9)
I'm sure he greatly enjoyed the ride, but he must have still thought "What a bunch of idiots" for most of his working life, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Ot/FD)
94 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: The Mid-Size Manatee at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)
OOOF. So close, yet so far.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (vV6n9)
It will look great beside the ladys fishnet leg Lamp
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (cdNls)
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He has his chiropractor on speed dial....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Wnv9h)
Some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist to stare, and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Well, the girls would turn the color of the
Avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist to stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Richman at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (iJfKG)
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OMG! Not an old accordionist?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
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Because they're both allied with Satan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
Hw Was AGOG* - a limerick
There once was a guitarist named Serge
Who lived his whole life on the verge
He entertained the kiddies
Playing happy little ditties
And for an encore played a funeral dirge
*A Grumpy Old GGuitarist
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)
Picasso, therefore not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)
Heh. It's a theory.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:50 AM (odBC9)
More rain headed our way in N Illinois. My backyard is turning into Vietnam...which is fitting for Illinois.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (qwx/I)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (3+Zxg)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (qwx/I)
Chi-gon?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: The kazooage at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)
* golf clap *
I share the same low opinion of Picasso.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (JM9I6)
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I think the word you're looking for is "bitch".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: r hennigantx
It's a major award!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (hrOJm)
I don't care for most of Picasso's paintings. He obviously has the talent to paint what he wants but I don't care for his topics or more abstract style.
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (ftFVW)
Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
Picasso was asshoe?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
https://youtu.be/qX8ROnkCo6A
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (+1BUN)
Nothing says they have to deliver it to the right house. Maybe it’s really sitting at a distribution center at Indianapolis. Or it will be smashed to pieces. All of the above. Lots of possibilities here!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (cdNls)
Why are Muslim American Politicians Uniformly Democrats?
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Because they're both allied with Satan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
Because they both think the other is the sucker, and can be easily controlled and/or eliminated when the time comes.
Also, they both want to destroy the West.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)
Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
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So many lies about Guernica. Picasso had started his painting long before the raid, and it's name was just clever branding. He was no Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)
I got the mowing done during a brief lull in the rain on Monday. The soup continues until at least this next Monday. This WX is a real challenge for local forecasters.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (Jr5Lq)
She's so ugly she had to bribe some Dude $1.2 Million to play hide the sausage with her.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (hrOJm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (xCuiu)
What a very interesting and thoughtful gift . Hope the lamp arrives safely and may your wife have a blessed birthday!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Sz4/F)
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You're thinking of feminism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (AzRNx)
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
https://youtu.be/qX8ROnkCo6A
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (+1BUN)
I just did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Ve/HL)
If you have a Blue Period, See Your Gynecologist Immediately.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)
Gosh! Thanks for the warning, I'll call right now...
Posted by: Smurfette at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Ot/FD)
Chinook are running strong this morning. Guys pulling in 15# ers left and right.
Folks gonna eat good tonight!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2Jo7a)
She's so ugly she had to bribe some Dude $1.2 Million to play hide the sausage with her.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (hrOJm)
He's the only one that had enough flour to roll her in.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: Picasso's Grift at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (hrOJm)
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
https://youtu.be/qX8ROnkCo6A
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (+1BUN)
I just did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)
!
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026
***
As John D. MacDonald had Travis McGee tell an abstract artist, "Picasso could sure enough draw a realistic cow if he wanted to."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM
Would you prefer Lady of Spain, or something more polkaish?
Posted by: zombie Myron Florin at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)
Judges would have accepted
They want to control every part of your life
food, sex, housing, money, health, doctors, drugs, vehicles, weapons, income, job, work, religion, and media.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
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It's a reprise of the old Popular Front ("no enemies to the left!). In this case, it's not Marxism but overthrowing the old order that brings them together. Iran showed us how that works out in practice, but leftists are eternally ignorant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Sponge -
Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (hrOJm)
Posted by: Grateful Dead at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (Dv3i1)
"I'm 37, I'm not old. You could call me Dennis..."
Posted by: red speck
I'm 3700, I'm not old. You should call me Kieth Richards.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 09:59 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)
Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
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So many lies about Guernica. Picasso had started his painting long before the raid, and it's name was just clever branding. He was no Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (ZOv7s)
Hi there, AHL. It's not the Prayer Thread, but just letting you know that I have prayed Rosaries for Mrs. Lloyd for her healing.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:59 AM (ksbjf)
He walked REALLY slow. It was excruciating just to watch. But he was out there every day in his garden doing stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:00 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM
Would you prefer Lady of Spain, or something more polkaish?
Posted by: zombie Myron Florin
Apples Peaches Pumkin Pie, please.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:00 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: Sponge -
Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (hrOJm)
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When she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:00 AM (ZOv7s)
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Modeled on the Nuremberg rallies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge -
Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (hrOJm)
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When she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026
***
As I used to say when I had to pack my courier van:
"I load you more today than yesterday,
But not as much as tomorrow . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:59 AM (ksbjf)
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Thank you! They are working, I assure you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)
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Modeled on the Nuremberg rallies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)
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They need that Nazi energy!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:02 AM (ZOv7s)
Thank you! They are working, I assure you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)
It seems I've missed something........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Sponge -
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Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026
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When she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026
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For exercise, she plays teeter-totter with the 4th Marine Division!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (xPsv8)
——-
There was a guy, can’t remember his name but became semi-famous because he could free-hand very authentic looking dollar bills and higher denomination US currency. Boggs maybe was his name.
He wouldn’t try to pass them off as legal tender, just order a meal and then hand them one and say, “hey isn’t this really cool?” and it oftentimes worked. The Secret Service, then under the US Treasury was in charge of going after counterfeiters and they determined he wasn’t doing anything illegal. He termed them “art” or whatever.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (cdNls)
The new Dave Sundstrom video on YT is about how James Blish Star Trek novels are so important. Figured you would enjoy it.
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)
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Mrs. Lloyd had her breast cancer surgery on Wednesday. Double mastectomy. When it was time to move her to surgery, I looked at her chest and said: "I'll miss you guys. Still, we had 26 great years together!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (ZOv7s)
I told her "Hell, I don't know. You've seen a lot more of them than I have."
Now she isn't talking to me.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (hrOJm)
SPLC Top Dog Arrested for Fraud and Money Laundering
Pray, do not insult dogs by comparing them to this thieving strumpet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (O0L8i)
A.H., how's the missus? I've remembered her in my Rosary intentions. Hope Our Lady is listening, not that I have influence Upstairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 10:07 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
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It's a reprise of the old Popular Front ("no enemies to the left!). In this case, it's not Marxism but overthrowing the old order that brings them together. Iran showed us how that works out in practice, but leftists are eternally ignorant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (ZOv7s)
True enough, but both ideologies are in service to Satan (whether they acknowledge it or not). Some of Marx's writings admit to demonic influences, and Mo wasn't taking dictation from the Archangel Gabriel (I find it very revealing that Mo's version of Heaven was very carnal, while Jesus Christ taught that even married couples would be celibate in Heaven).
But ... Satan always eventually breaks his tools.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:07 AM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (ZOv7s)
Oh my.....I'm sooooo sorry to hear that.
First Lady chose to do the lumpectomy due to the type and early detection of her breast cancer.
Prayers for you and her. That's such a rough thing to go through.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Ot/FD)
You're welcome.
Have another--
https://youtu.be/mrndSo8Uelo
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (+1BUN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl90
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Destroyer of folding chairs.
(I actually knew a guy like that. At an encampment, lots of folks favored "director chairs" because they looked less modern, and damn if that guy didn't decimate the camp to the point where people would take the chairs back to their tents.)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)
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Thank you. There is a hidden blessing in this. My wife has had back trouble for years, and while her rack was glorious, it was also heavy. One of her first reactions was how much better her back feels now, and that she will be more mobile after she heals.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm not a Picasso fan but I like this even if it is a commie guitar with no strings.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s)
Wow.....that's one hell of a way to go through reduction surgery, but, good you can both see a silver lining through it all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)
Have another--
https://youtu.be/mrndSo8Uelo
Posted by: tankdemon
I don't know what the hell I just watched but I must admit, it gave a chuckle.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (hrOJm)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM
You know who only had a half-filled nutsack?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:07 AM (ksbjf)
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Yes, the Father of Lies authors a great deal of "secular" mischief.
But I will raise a point of order: there was no Mohammed. he was created after the fact. The same """scholars""" who nitpick the Gospels and Greco-Roman philosophers and historians are completely silent on the lack of any contemporaneous reference to Islam's purported founder.
Gibbon pointed this out more than 200 years ago.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)
Turning it 90deg actually amps it up a bit. One way he's happily lounging, the other way he's a character crawling across the ceiling in a japanese horror flick. 180deg and he's doing advanced yoga.
Posted by: Smurfette at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: wife of guy with Peyronie's at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Picasso's Grift at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)
Salvatore Dali did something similar. He woukd actually pay the bill.
With a check. Then he would add a little doodle on the signature line and hope the restauratuer would prefer to have an original Dali work than cash the check.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (+1BUN)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (Bep7s)
https://tinyurl.com/y6n6sktf
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)
With a check. Then he would add a little doodle on the signature line and hope the restauratuer would prefer to have an original Dali work than cash the check.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (+1BUN)
Dick move.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (ZOv7s)
Now she isn't talking to me.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM
Tell her to "Calm down."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (0sNs1)
https://tinyurl.com/y6n6sktf
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)
Another tranny?
Common sense tranny control, NOW!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)
In the concentration camp. I was glad to go to church on the feast day of such and inspirational man.
Here is some more about him:
https://tinyurl.com/epmk9cs7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Dr_No at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (KYOJq)
AHL, Prayers for your wife as she recovers.
As far as your joke: she is either going to smile and love you more or hit you with a cast iron pan. Could go either way. :-)
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
David Hogg says Platner shouldn't be speaking at an upcoming labor event in Maine.
They went all in to make this guy a model for the new type of candidate they want to run, and are now upset that he doesn't want to go away and be quiet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)
Saw that Aldi's is selling "Frozen Ice" cubes that you might be interested in. Four large, square, crystal clear ice cubes for $4.99.
Aldi is selling Crystal Clear Frozen Ice Cubes as a 4-pack for $4.99. They’re about 1.8 inches across, made with reverse osmosis (RO) purified water, and are designed to melt more slowly so drinks stay colder with less dilution.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (3ImbR)
David Hogg says Platner shouldn't be speaking at an upcoming labor event in Maine.
They went all in to make this guy a model for the new type of candidate they want to run, and are now upset that he doesn't want to go away and be quiet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)
The fact that they picked Hogg, fired him, and are now picking him again makes me belly laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)
I will pray for your wife, Mr. Lloyd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Music nerd at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (/+uur)
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I've been doing a series of posts discussing at potential PLA invasion of Taiwan for those who are interested. I loaded Part IV last night. Link in nick or just go to ahlloyd.com.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Prayers to Mrs. Lloyd. 🙏🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (AzRNx)
That painting looks like a snapshot of practically any denizen of the Kensington neighborhood in Philly, without the cacophony of sound and the revolting smells.
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (s9VOe)
Common sense tranny control, NOW!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)
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Not sure. I'm leaning toward AWFL.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (3ImbR)
we called him the dee dee dee man. nobody knew his real name. he lived next door to richard siemen, no kidding. dick's father ran away to arizona with dick's wife. weird.
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB)
El-Hamas losing by 4 to Rogers in Michigan
Paxton up 1 in Texas
And the poll gods taketh away
Brown up 8 in Ohio
Cooper up 13 in NC
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (7xx4i)
Not sure. I'm leaning toward AWFL.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (3ImbR)
That's some serious manface, if true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:19 AM (2YhKe)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki complains that there aren't enough "excellent journalists" asking questions at the White House like there used to be.
"So therefore people are not getting actual transparent information."
Ah, yes. Psaki really misses the days when 99% of the WH press corps were Democrat political allies and party propagandists.
Like the network that currently employs her now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)
But I will raise a point of order: there was no Mohammed. he was created after the fact. The same """scholars""" who nitpick the Gospels and Greco-Roman philosophers and historians are completely silent on the lack of any contemporaneous reference to Islam's purported founder.
Gibbon pointed this out more than 200 years ago.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
That would account for the odd and contradictory passages in the Koran. Of the contemporary Koran, there is only a couple of pages that have been dated to when Mo supposedly existed. The earliest nearly complete Koran is dated nearly two centuries later.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)
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She laughed but also glared at me, which is the norm around here. The surgical staff found it hilarious.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (ZOv7s)
Röntgen only discovered X-rays in 1895, so it must be a new wave of art criticism to admit how tech-savvy Picasso was.
This would have never hung in the waiting room of my principal's office. Guitar playing of any sort was officially frowned upon: it was a pastime for complainers and wastrels, and this was in the hard-strumming Kingston Trio days (only serious radicals knew those Weavers songs).
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (AzRNx)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:21 AM (3ImbR)
@WesternLensman
David Hogg says Platner shouldn't be speaking at an upcoming labor event in Maine.
"I will not be denied, Clapner! You get your sorry ass up on that stage!"
-- Li'l Tottie, Graham Clapner's prized body art
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:21 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: JTB
"And" is not off the table.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 14, 2026 10:22 AM (OUMaO)
El-Hamas losing by 4 to Rogers in Michigan
Paxton up 1 in Texas
And the poll gods taketh away
Brown up 8 in Ohio
Cooper up 13 in NC
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
Garbage polls by garbage people--they cannot even accurately predict Democratic primaries for Wisconsin Governor or Michigan's Senate race.
And Faux News polling in particular has blown goats for as long as they have employed that Dem operative to do them. Reason to shut their shit off and unemploy the Murdoch bros and rancid papa.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:22 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:22 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)
* golf clap *
I share the same low opinion of Picasso.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM
I have an aunt who had a career as an elementary school level art teacher. When told her I couldn't stand most Picasso, the look of horror on her face was priceless.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2026 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)
Jen Psaki complains that there aren't enough "excellent journalists" asking questions at the White House like there used to be.
"So therefore people are not getting actual transparent information."
Ah, yes. Psaki really misses the days when 99% of the WH press corps were Democrat political allies and party propagandists.
Like the network that currently employs her now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)
The left is communist. They think they should have all the control, make all the decisions and rule with an iron fist. "Ideas so good they must be forced" and all that.
It's absolutely amazing.
You don't like the decisions coming from the Supreme Court? PACK IT!
You don't like losing elections? OPEN THE BORDERS, MAIL IN VOTES and BAN VOTER ID.
They're absof*ckinglutely incorrigible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:23 AM (2YhKe)
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki complains that there aren't enough "excellent journalists" asking questions at the White House like there used to be.
Coming from a serial obfuscator and one who had not the answers to their questions in a timely manner, I'll continue to give her opinion on anything a hard pass.
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:24 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (E4rtv)
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There was a "burning of the books" a couple of century after "Mohammed" and the Caliphs kept the book under tight control. Even today I think all Korans use the same version commissioned in 1922 or thereabouts. When they find older versions, they hide them.
Actual Western Islamic scholars are like Cold War spies, using fake names and moving to safe house-style libraries.
An Islamic version of "The Davinci Code" would be lit - and probably fatal for the author.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:24 AM (ZOv7s)
Are there any other kind?
I’ve always wanted to take one of those ICE bags back (full of water) to the store and demand a refund.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)
I've read your previous posts, and agree with you: China can't successfully mount an amphibious invasion. Besides a lack of a warrior culture, their engineering is correctly-assessed to be inferior. Big copiers of stolen technology, they lack the ability to execute it well. I remember reading an article years ago in which the Chinese were bragging that they had finally been able to domestically manufacture the micro-perforated balls necessary to make ballpoint pens.
Plus our punitive expedition against Iran has revealed that the vaunted Chinese HQ-9 SAM is garbage. We knocked-out all three SAM batteries in about an hour with zero launches.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (ksbjf)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The Satanic Verses was nearly so for Rushdie and that was just a book.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:26 AM (E4rtv)
They're absof*ckinglutely incorrigible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:23 AM (2YhKe)
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The hospital has signs up that says current IDs are required to visit. The notion that there is there are millions of people buying things and living life without any form of identification is simply absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)
Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank, and Gaza is an ongoing humanitarian catastrophe. Could the Israeli election in October change this?
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No word on whether they're using rape dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)
Picasso, therefore not art.
I'll take a work of Pissarro over anything from that Spanish poseur any day of the week.
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:28 AM (s9VOe)
The hospital has signs up that says current IDs are required to visit. The notion that there is there are millions of people buying things and living life without any form of identification is simply absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)
And yet they continue to push it, call the black community too stupid to address it, yet they continue to vote overwhelmingly for the racist assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)
The right has called everyone a communist for so long that when real communists show up it’s the boy who cried wolf.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (7xx4i)
@NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank
What's so wrong with throwing one helluva party?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (i+Wsn)
It's absolutely amazing.
You don't like the decisions coming from the Supreme Court? PACK IT!
You don't like losing elections? OPEN THE BORDERS, MAIL IN VOTES and BAN VOTER ID.
They're absof*ckinglutely incorrigible.
Posted by: Sponge
Because the movement is made up of people that are lazy, believe themselves to be smarter than the plebes, and those that want something for nothing. So they are so brittle that they cannot think, they can only recite. The end result of their desired utopia is enslavement of society for these the power and pleasure of these mental and evil misfits.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (d2MOG)
The right has called everyone a communist for so long that when real communists show up it’s the boy who cried wolf.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (7xx4i)
You're wrong.
They ARE communists. They want FULL control. They don't want to play nice with others. They want to change the rules every 3 minutes so they can have all the power.
Thinking that's anything LESS than communism makes you embarrassingly ignorant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)
@NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank, and Gaza is an ongoing humanitarian catastrophe. Could the Israeli election in October change this?
I think that it is a matter of record, you perspicacious genius, that the number of Israeli settlers in Gaza is exactly zero.
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:31 AM (s9VOe)
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank
We're talking about bears trying to use hammocks, right?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:31 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM (zdLoL)
In his next phase is paintings blew a lot more.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM (Fi81e)
Oh, will you look at the time! Gotta go whip up an omelet from my fresh frozen eggs!
Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge
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They can't very well say the real reason--they want to cheat to win, cheat massively, cheat enough to win power--then get rid of elections or make them useless by cheating.
Even Democrat voters realize that once the cheat is in, they are dispensable. Gimme dats are at least smart enough to realize when their gubmint check is endangered. That is why they predominately support voter id.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (E4rtv)
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A hospital of the Albigensian Order, in this day and age?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM
Maybe it didn't get all sorted out.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (ksbjf)
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I'm working on a draft that discusses their equipment and that will feature prominently.
Taiwan is the true China, the China of meticulous craftsmanship and quality work. The China of artists and beauty. I have a Mauser Kar98k that was made in China in 1945. Lots of people don't know that the Nationalists got training and equipment from Germany in 1935, including tooling for the Kar98k. These are fully parts compatible with the German-made ones, and in fact mine (which must have gone through a lot before coming here as a trophy) has a German stock and bolt. It was captured by the Communists, who struck out Chiang Kai-shek's name and stamped militia marks on the stock.
It was probably sent as aid to Vietnam and captured there. I found a book documenting Vietnam trophy weapons and our boys picked up a lot of crazy stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (ZOv7s)
...and we're back!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)
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Sounds like atheism. (Though, not all atheists.)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:34 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:34 AM (Bep7s)
The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman
Pick, pick, pick!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:34 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)
Don't be so picky.
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (w1Bba)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)
Several times a year there are stories about hate crimes against Asians, usually women, stabbed or thrown onto subway tracks and yet urban Asians continue to vote for Democrat prosecutors that openly hate them. People vote for their team, not their interest.
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (igCg8)
Posted by: Sponge
History (and graveyards) is filled with people saying, This Time It's Different. Communists going to be commies, Muzzies going to be Muzzies, and neither have demonstrated any changes in basic behavior--for Commies since Marx wrote his evil polemic. For Muzzies, since the Dark Ages.
Kill, pillage, plunder, enslave. That is what Commies and their new friends Islam do to unbelievers. They cannot restrain from doing so because without violence, any regime they create implodes because it is contrary to human nature and the Lord. I call that Satanic.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)
Don't be so picky.
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (qwype)
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Cicero had no reply: Catgut his tongue?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
James Taylor, he has to pose and everything. He is just missing John F'n Kerry at his elbow
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2026 10:37 AM (G0vdT)
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No word on whether they're using rape dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)
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The annoying thing is that Israel has been picking on the local Christian population, but because of all the b.s. and fake atrocities, it gets lost in the shuffle. There have been several confrontations in Jerusalem, and it's a terrible look for Israel to pull those stunts.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:37 AM (ZOv7s)
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Psaki would oversee the death camps and sleep like a fucking baby. Of course she's a fucking communist. Who do you think she and her masters are selling out the country to?
Sorry, not falling for the "these are the real communists" bs.
Democrats have been communists that's why they're ushering this movement in now. Soon the media will inform us all that half the country believes in communism - after Trump won three straight times - and people will fall for the bilge.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:38 AM (d2MOG)
James Taylor, he has to pose and everything. He is just missing John F'n Kerry at his elbow
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (rbvCR)
I still find that one of the more embarrassing moments for American international politics........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:38 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey
Some don't, most do because in a low trust society, your own peeps in office are supposed to look out for you and your fellow ethnics. They don't of course but in an ethnically diverse society, people will vote their religion and ethnicity over their economic and objective political interests. Lee Kuan Yew was correct.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:39 AM (E4rtv)
Something in the proportions of the guitar look wrong to me- which makes it the best Picasso I've ever seen, because he's actually trying to depict something!
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (0ViWo)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM
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I'm back.
For a limited time.
Posted by: The McRib at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)
BTW we are already transitioning from a low trust society to a high mistrust society. That's when the real fun begins.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (d2MOG)
The right has called everyone a communist for so long that when real communists show up it’s the boy who cried wolf.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (7xx4i)
You're just mad that "Left" is actually synonymous with "Communist." The old-school Democrat politicians were perfectly content to hide their Collectivist-bent while enriching themselves. The Democrat Socialists of America loons are just claiming the Communism out loud.
Psaki was (and is) a paid liar. She sees everything from the perspective that there will be "Heaven-on-Earth (tm)" if people she liked controlled every aspect of our lives. She's yet another huckster promising free stuff paid for by other people. Just another person conflating charity for collectivism.
This always ends the same way: millions of dead and misery.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (ksbjf)
This morning, we are filing two felony charges, Depredation Against Property of the United States and Destruction of Veterans' Memorials, in Federal District Court against Melissa L. Farris, offenses that carry penalties of up to ten years in prison. She is now in custody.
Try her. Convict her. Incarcerate her at Gitmo.
Let the Mooslim fellers enjoy her charms.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:41 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:39 AM (E4rtv)
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The US shut the door on immigration for this reason. The ethnic blocs were not assimilating, and organized crime was getting out of control (exacerbated by Prohibition).
Prohibition itself was strongly Nativist.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)
Don't be so picky.
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (qwype)
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Cicero had no reply: Catgut his tongue?
The Paolo will be along to discuss his tension rod adjuster.
It's, you know, inside the neck and comes out between the pegs. Keeps your frets from buzzing!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:42 AM (zdLoL)
McDonald’s Taiwan today said it has halted sales of its limited edition Sea Flavor Fried Shrimp Burger and its double-patty version
I guess the market for Nuclear Reactor Cooling Tower Shrimp is still pretty tight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:43 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
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Thank you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (ZOv7s)
And if you didn't have socialism, you couldn't be as "democratic".
So it's not like "democracy" hasn't been tied to "socialism" by some major figure of Marxism, itself.
And I've heard some of the socialists in Washington, and have heard that respond in sync with that relationship, before.
So, if socialism makes "democracy", what the heck is different about "socialism with democracy"?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (Fi81e)
They will do whatever and as much as they think they can get away with
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (cdNls)
https://youtu.be/JS2p1eUeuAs
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (1tFDL)
Posted by: ... at
They’re not ushering it in. The establishment Dems are scared shitless of it. Dems and Reps establishment just want to grift and live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. They don’t want a revolution. I mean you really think Psaki wants no prisons and no police and wealth distribution, which would take her $5M house and give it to a welfare recipient? Come on.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:37 AM (ZOv7s)
I gather it is the Haredis ultra-whatever they are that claim it is an ancient tradition, and the big issues are that doing something about it could break the Likud party's coalition, and Itmar Ben Gvir, Minister of National security has defended this behavior in the past.
The Christians being harassed are orthodox and Israeli arab citizens.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:46 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Axeman
Atheists certainly tend toward that extreme. Few have the stomach for Marcus Aurelius Stoicism, easier by far to fall into libertinism and then cast Christians as villains depriving the atheist of fun and games. Muzzies though also fit the description intentionally because the whole basis for the religion is 'submit' and then sotto voce, or 'die'.
And they endlessly recite their Koran without thinking as many of them don't actually understand Arabic and those that do, thinking is dangerous as the entire religion condones killing heretics and those that lose the faith. And when that document is examined, it is found to be full of holes, contradictory, and lies. As if the purpose was to create a political and military movement to supplant the existing Christians in the Middle East and displace them as king of the hill.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:46 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 10:47 AM (wGerL)
They will do whatever and as much as they think they can get away with
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (cdNls)
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What's interesting is that today's Communists are not of the Marxist-Leninist wing but the Anarchist one. That's part of why I keep getting Spanish Civil War vibes these days.
Also worth recalling that there were three Anarchist rebellions in the runup to the actual war, followed by a major insurrection in Asturias that required the Foreign Legion to suppress.
I suspect if the fall elections disappoint the Dems, we will see more overt violence on their part.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)
And anti-German and anti-Catholic
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (rbvCR)
But they can still psy op some - maybe with the help of "paid influencers" that seed sites like this one - into believing they're telling the truth when they're saying something we believe. It's like some form of Gell Mann.
"Oooh Chuck Schumer is big mad. I like when Chuck Schumer is mad so that means he's telling the truth now." No!!! He's a fucking liar first and foremost.
He's not telling the truth *now* just because you think he has no reason to lie. He does. There is always a reason to lie.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (d2MOG)
The earliest guys were hardcore, and were lauded for the ascetic and frugal nature. That lasted not very long. The Party elite were soon getting privileges and special favors. - Dachas, foreign imported luxury goods, fine foods, motor cars and the rest of it.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: Toad-0 at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (qMa07)
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I have little enough trust nowadays in the GOP and I would be an idiot to trust Muzzies or Democrats. Skunks do not change their stripes.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (xSAlF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:46 AM (E4rtv)
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Islam started as a Christian heresy, and it was later retconned into a faith to support the new Arab empire. The gaps and contradictions are where Christian teachings were inconvenient and papered over because of pressing dynastic needs.
Thus: Mohammed was given license to do nasty stuff because that was what the rulers were doing and they wanted a precedent to legitimize it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:51 AM (ZOv7s)
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She’s fine with all that so long as she keeps her $5M house. “Socialism for thee, not for me”.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:51 AM (cdNls)
Psaki is for the former I’m pretty sure she’s not for the latter.
She’s probably not even for the former. She’s a tv personality who is given a script to read. Much like Megyn Kelly who jumps between feisty MAGA chick to free Palestine chick within an hour.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (7xx4i)
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They’re not ushering it in. The establishment Dems are scared shitless of it. Dems and Reps establishment just want to grift and live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. They don’t want a revolution. I mean you really think Psaki wants no prisons and no police and wealth distribution, which would take her $5M house and give it to a welfare recipient? Come on.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)
The DSA loons want to empty prisons of the "criminal criminals" (to coin a term) to make room for the "thought criminals." Psaki, I'm pretty certain, had no problem with people involved in the January 6th "Insurrection (tm)" being tossed in prison for the crimes of walking on the grass, not even walking through doors that had been opened for them.
The old school Democrats have been fostering these DSA monster babies for decades. The DSA is merely the culmination of years of Communist indoctrination.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (ksbjf)
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Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (Fi81e)
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Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I think you are correct. Troons and criminal perverts are the leading edge of their human weaponized assholes, but if you notice, they are keeping the Muzzies on the down low for right now to get getting them into the US. Mosques will be used as the armory of the Democrat leftists.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)
They are scared shitless of losing power. They are using the DSA to vault the dead Democrat Party back ahead post-Trump. It's so obvious but I understand why some don't see it. Or say they don't see it.
When Democrats are scared shitless, they use the media and legal means and threats and cheating and violence to raze and destroy. This is the dog that isn't barking. They aren't scared of shit. They are ideologues who do what the party tells them to do.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:53 AM (d2MOG)
Proof positive there is absolutely nothing, no good idea that can’t ultimately be corrupted and completely subverted to nefarious ends.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:53 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:51 AM (ZOv7s)
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If he even existed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)
Will it also be voiced by a slightly effeminate-sounding AI?
Posted by: Knight Rider! at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Westside Dano at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (J/v2z)
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)
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The GOP is slowly but systematically being purged of the old Establishment hacks. It's Trump's party now, and you either adapt or you will get flushed out. This is particularly true at the local and state level, and those people will go on to run for governor and congress in the coming years.
The Dems have a serious problem with succession because the old guard never retired, and is impossible to remove, so they are dying off leaving much younger and more radical successors who have never had power and the discipline it brings. That's why their Gen X politicians are all perverts and Nazis, because the mainstream was locked down by the Pelosi/Schumer generation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)
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Fixed. No cost.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (Fi81e)
The old school Democrats have been fostering these DSA monster babies for decades. The DSA is merely the culmination of years of Communist indoctrination.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
Gramsci is who the current Marxists follow and it was he, in Italian prison, that formulated the ideas that the left, in order to have a successful revolution in an industrial society, had to at first destroy the existing society. Marxism after WWI had a problem in that the predicted revolutions by Marx were failing or non existent in industrialized societies and were only finding ground in more primitive ones like Russia, China, etc.
Gramsci is the one that provided the framework for the Frankfurt School to demoralize and destroy Western society by harping on its faults and claiming its successes were in fact evil.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 10:56 AM (wGerL)
What did Trump say when he came on the scene.
He wants to ban muslims. He wants to punish women and doctors for abortions. Then he "softened".
But he was one guy. You are seeing the same thing being done now, but from the other side of the fence. The extreme views are getting air time and now just significantly leftarded things suddenly seem "moderate". And they get to play both sides of it which keeps them impossible to pin down. This is a controlled demolition of the Democrat Party.
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. Literally.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:56 AM (d2MOG)
Dunno about that, but "power to the soviets" is a fair translation of the original "democracy". "Demos" before vulgarized into "people" meant something like a village collective I think.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 10:57 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)
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Oh, he didn't, that's the point. He's a mythical founder, just as Heracles supposedly fathered the kings of Sparta or Perseus was the father of Persia.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)
Keep the ramps in good condition and we'll soon be able to just General Lee our way over the Delaware River.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:58 AM (i+Wsn)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:00 AM (AzRNx)
Turn on the TV. Thats discipline. Turn it on in 10 years it will look pretty much the same. And just as coordinated if not more. That is discipline. The chaos is real but controlled. Look how fast Hong joined the fold after being obviously cheated.
It's gonna be something to watch when people wake up to a completely phony "movement", loud and corrosive like you are living in a foreign country. Obama on steroids.
You are probably going to feel powerless at times when it happens. If you'd like, you can try and remember that your old pal Ellipsis warned you to prepare, mentally and physically. And always remember - it was a psy op.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)
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Oh, he didn't, that's the point. He's a mythical founder, just as Heracles supposedly fathered the kings of Sparta or Perseus was the father of Persia.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)
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That's kinda been along my thought, the way you put it. Muhammad was a tall tale figure about how to lead--or how the fabulists wanted to lead.
I'm still not settled on his non-existence, though, I just know it's a real possibility that he never existed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (ksbjf)
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This is exactly what they did in Spain. When the Popular Front gained power in 1936, they emptied the jails, unleashing an orgy of violence and that was what ultimately pushed the generals into mounting a coup.
The problem the Dems have is that they are likely going to be locked out of power due to more honest elections. Our elections have been broken for about a decade, but Trump is cleaning it up, and the courts are belatedly recognizing the mortal danger of continuing to turn a blind eye to the problem.
That's why I see armed rebellions, and Trump is slowly building the case for going after the leadership.
I want to add that all the stuff we are seeing about El-Sayed and all the other candidates was held back for a reason. It is very old news, but kudos to the Michigan GOP for keeping it under lock and key until after the primaries.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 11:02 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 11:02 AM (Bep7s)
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The question for all of us is whether we will get backsliding when Trump is gone in 2028. The problem is that the GOP donor class WANTS cheap labor and new consumers from immigration. And they want to be able to send work abroad to fatten profits to slowly strangle and impoverish American workers. So you keep seeing candidates push amnesty like Mike Lindell or talk frankly off mike to those donors like the current governor of Idaho talking to Ag employers. Those people, including many small businessmen, view cheap labor as their right and that is because it fattens their pocketbooks. And those in big corporations want a borderless world--food stamps for all plumps Walmart, endless Medicaid, plumps Big Medicine and Pharma, and sending work abroad and H1Bs lessen labor costs so that top executives get fatter salaries.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:05 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:05 AM (d2MOG)
They're a bunch of fruits, alright.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:08 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Ot/FD)
Some Germans were concerned that America wasn't making too much progress toward socialism, or something.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:11 AM (Fi81e)
Aldi is selling Crystal Clear Frozen Ice Cubes as a 4-pack for $4.99. They’re about 1.8 inches across, made with reverse osmosis (RO) purified water, and are designed to melt more slowly so drinks stay colder with less dilution.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (3ImbR)
Man, what a racket!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (1z8ji)
You're going to regret saying that, buddy!
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (J4Dwc)
Yes, he was executed under Marshall Law.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: STW at August 14, 2026 11:51 AM (sUQEO)
If you look at the painting carefully, you'll see the ghost of another painting underneath it. Picasso was dirt-poor in his blue-period years, and it was common for him to reuse his canvases by just painting over them.
As for Canada and Alberta, I lived in Canada for five years, and my impression is that Alberta will make noises about going independent, but what Albertans really want is a better deal from Ottawa - something akin to the special treatment that Quebec gets now - to give them more control over their natural resources. I would be stunned if it led to a full-blown independence movement, let alone petitioning to join the United States: the ties to Confederation are simply too strong, and the barriers to independence too high.
Posted by: Nemo at August 14, 2026 11:54 AM (4RPgu)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (cDvOu)
Posted by: susan harms at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (Kkd7F)
The Morning Report — 8/ 14 /26
really reflective of a national trend towards socialism, but if so then why is the Democrat Party establishment so desperate to put a muzzle on freaks like EL Sayed, Talarico and of course Hong and all the rest. And so with that as a set-up, there's this piece...
Are there Republicans who’ve doctored their resumes? Sure. But faking your past, or your views, or the sound of your voice seems to be a job requirement for Democrat politicians these days. The Talarico campaign distanced itself from these folks after their cover was blown. But everything about Talarico is as fake, from his Christianity to his barbecue photo op. Around the same time, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, last seen trying out a fake southern accent at an event in Memphis, was trying to pretend that she’s not a crazy leftist despite being a member of the Democratic Socialists of America, which wants to defund the military, close prisons, open the borders, eliminate the Senate, the presidency and the Supreme Court, and nationalize various industries. When ABC News’ Jonathan Karl asked about her past statements, she laughed that “woke 1 was crazy,” and blamed COVID because “I think that, you know, during lockdown, of course, rhetoric in that time is not rhetoric that we would use today.” . . .Our best guess is that Democrats are more likely than Republicans to do this because for most Democrats, their only interest is getting and keeping government power. They love government and want to control its every lever. And if that means pretending to be a normie for the rube voters, so be it. But, shucks, whadda we know? We’re just a buncha gosh-darn banjo-pickin’ hillbillies from yonder flyover country.Sure the Democrats either outright lie about their true intentions or else do their best to cover them up. To me it's another puzzler, do the Democrats really think they can bamboozle a significant portion of normal America into voting for them? But lest we forget, anyone with eyes to see and more than two functioning brain cells could plainly see the dangerous fraud that was Barack Obama and yet there he was in 2008 and then again in 2012 winning the presidency and the fuse was lit. As CBD noted on the podcast, horrid as the purple-lipped closet-queen America-hating thug was and still is, he was slick and polished enough to really fake it all the way. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens both this coming November and then two years after that to see if Trump and the MAGA movement are just speed bumps on our inevitable road to hell or if they are please God a real course correction back to American restoration.
Until then we'll be enduring this depravity.
The National World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C., was vandalized Thursday with red graffiti reading “Clean Hands Dirty $,” while soap dumped into its fountain filled the memorial with bubbles. Authorities blocked off the fountain Thursday afternoon as U.S. Park Police investigated the vandalism. The Interior Department called the incident an “utter disgrace” and vowed to find whoever is responsible. “The World War II Memorial is a sacred place to honor the service of our members of the Armed Forces and the over 400,000 Americans who gave the ultimate sacrifice in WWII,” the department said. “The vandalism that occurred is an utter disgrace and will not be tolerated.”Were I a betting man, I'd lay odds that the piece(s) of shit that did this are registered Democrats or full on DSA freakazoids. He/She/It deserves being bull-whipped on live television preferably by any WW2 veterans of which I'm sure there'd be volunteers out the wahzoo. And then, speaking of fakers and takers, there's this horrendous outburst for which there is no rational excuse.
Curtis Sliwa on Thursday told relatives of 9/11 victims who want New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani kept away from this year’s Ground Zero commemoration to “stop being sore losers,” arguing that they should respect the office even if they disagree with the person holding it. “He’s the mayor. Stop being sore losers!” Sliwa told reporters Thursday. “You knew this is Zohran Mamdani. He was never a fake, phony, fraudulent, fugazi like a lot of politicians. He told you who he was.”Yes, asshole, he told us who he was and what he said and what he is utterly underscores justification of his being barred from within 10,000 light years of Ground Zero Forever. Curtis Sliwa's logic would allow for a furlough from prison and a limousine ride to the 9/11 ceremony for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Sliwa should only die, be cremated and his ashes dumped in the Marianas Trench next to Bin Laden. Seems appropriate. I lost an old schoolmate and was nearly a victim myself that day, you Scumbag. On these and all the rest of it, I nevertheless bid you all to have a great weekend!
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- Interior Department spokesman Cody Sargent condemned the "disgusting vandalism from deranged losers."
Iconic War Memorial Vandalized In DC
- The Democrats will lose normal Americans unless they push back against the crazed communists in the DSA, but they can’t seem to make themselves do that.
Democrats Need A ‘Sister Souljah Moment’
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- “I said it in 2019, and you know if you listen to the full conversation, you very quickly understand what I’m talking about,” Piker said. “I should have phrased things better.”
Hasan Piker Tries to Spin ‘America Deserved 9/11’ New Dem Hope Under Fire
- The Michigan Democrat made the remark on his YouTube channel, where he also bashed football and fireworks
Don't Bring Home the Bacon? Abdul El-Sayed Compared Beloved Breakfast Meat to Plutonium: 'That's the Stuff We Make Nuclear Weapons Out Of'
- “A third activist told me that I need to read Huey P. Newton.”“By the end of the day, the street had been taken over by activists...
The Truth About Corey Ruiz
- I never thought I’d live to see even this much justice done.
SPLC Top Dog Arrested for Fraud and Money Laundering "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - Representative Brandon Gill (R-TX), whose 26th District saw a 217 percent rise in filings, remarked that the H-1B program is “an abomination that is suppressing American wages, taking American jobs, and culturally erasing American communities. It should be abolished.”
Texas Districts See Huge Surge in H-1B Visa Filings.
- In particular, the report states that human smuggling-related transactions fell 62 percent in 2025, the first year of Trump’s second term, compared to 2024 when former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden was in office.
Feds: Human Smuggling Profits Drop Significantly as Trump Drastically Cuts Illegal Immigration
- The release of Iriarte-Valdez has reignited the debate over Democrat sanctuary policies and the role of liberal judicial discretion in cases involving illegal immigrants with criminal records. Federal officials have called for greater cooperation between local law enforcement and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to prevent such incidents from recurring.
Illegal Immigrant Charged With Stabbing Retiree to Death One Day After California Judge Freed Him.
- “The defendants allegedly threatened foreign workers with physical violence, deportation, and crippling debt; forced them to work lengthy shifts; and housed them in overcrowded and dirty residences,” said U.S. Attorney Theodore S. Hertzberg. “My office will ensure that predators who traffic at-risk laborers and violate our immigration laws to enrich themselves are investigated, apprehended, and prosecuted.”
U.S. Attorney Busts Chinese-Run Forced Labor Scheme in Georgia Factory
- No one is calling out the Texas Democrat for using fake tough talk to mask intentions to restore Joe Biden’s disastrous open border.
James Talarico’s Border Policies Could Spark Another Biden-Level Migrant Crisis THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - The invasion was apparently rather small, as the Ministry of Intelligence claimed only four people were arrested, and two more killed, in the course of dismantling two cells of a “Takfiri terrorist group.”
Iran Claims to Repel Invasion from ‘American-Zionist Mercenaries’
- This decision aligns with BRICS’ broader goal of reducing dependence on the U.S. dollar. Iran’s membership could provide the country with alternative financial channels as the country continues to operate under sanctions imposed by the United States amid the ongoing Iran war. Iran’s decision to join the NDB is part of a broader effort to shift towards a multipolar economic order. This move also shows how Iran has aligned with China and Russia economically, not just militarily and politically.
Iran Set to Join BRICS Development Bank.* * * * * - Irony is dead or being held hostage in an Iranian prison.
Iran Hostage-Taker’s Daughter Publishes Letter From “Hell of ICE Detention” ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY - Netanyahu: IDF conducting “a very important operation” against Hezbollah in the Ali Taher ridge.
Israeli Military Tightens Grip on Hezbollah’s Underground ‘Nerve Center’ in South Lebanon DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Kennedy’s allegations raise serious concerns about the state of fraud prevention and oversight during Becerra’s tenure, suggesting that his lax policies likely contributed to massive financial losses in critical healthcare programs.
Biden, Becerra Gutted Fraud Prevention at HHS: RFK Jr.
- However, the whole basis for SCOTUS integrity depends on whether the justices have backbones, and we have seen plenty of evidence in the recent past that many conservatives don’t have backbones.
Packing The Supreme Court? Fuhgeddaboudit!
- These 19 San Franciscans think their city is turning a corner.
California Conversations, Part II: San Francisco
- Democrats are undoing Virginia’s renaissance with a combination of tax hikes, pro-crime policies, an anti-business outlook, and egregious partisanship.
How to Destroy a State, in Five Easy Steps WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - The Dallas Fort Worth International Airport is set to install privately-funded, dedicated Islamic foot washing stations in the facility, according to documents from the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation.
Dallas Airport Installing Foot Washing Stations for Muslim Travelers (Dog urinals! - jjs)
- No conspiracy to see here.
Both UK PMs Linked to Muslim Sex Grooming Gangs
- No more softball.
Questions for Muslim Candidates OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - The latest Jew-hating fantasy unravels.
Posts Blaming Israel for Ceuta Migrant Crisis Get 100 Million Views AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - The war on human intimacy.
Naomi Wolf Video: No Mojo in the Air – The Vax’s Killing of Sexual Desire FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - While it tried to show otherwise, The Guardian was forced to admit there is no evidence suggesting Alito has financial conflicts in an upcoming SCOTUS case.
Propaganda Media’s Latest Hit Job Against Justice Alito Is A Total Joke
- While we content ourselves with effortless mockery, the Democrats' flying monkeys in the mainstream media have to pretend that their best hopes for regaining the White House aren't merely a bunch of Stalin knockoff goofballs. Good luck with that.
WaPo's Assessment of Potential 2028 Dem Field Reads Like a Program for a Sad Circus* * * * * - The whole BEAD program has been corrupt from day one, a perfect example of the worst form of crony capitalism and an utter waste of money.
Texas suspends issuing new grants to internet companies for providing broadband to rural areas THE ECONOMY, STUPID - Sports betting is increasingly competing with traditional investing for younger Americans’ attention,” adds Bloomberg, “with more than a quarter of Gen Z investors saying they see gambling on sports as part of their long-term financial strategy.” Gambling as a “long-term strategy.” The stupid; it hurts.
52 Percent of Gen Z Morons Have Moved Money from Investments to Sports Betting
- But when people have been getting away with exploiting a loophole for years, they are not likely to accept a change docilely. That, of course, is what inevitably happened in this case. Trump acknowledged, “The Importers sued. Today, THEY LOST. The Court ruled that the President had the Legal Authority to rescind this so-called ‘privilege.’”
Trump Celebrates ’BIG WIN’ in Tariff Exemption Case RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM - The court voids the rules after determining that Biden’s Energy Department improperly tried to fast-track the measure as a “direct final rule”, which is usually reserved for noncontroversial matters.
Fifth Circuit Completely Roasts Biden DOE’s Stove and Oven Efficiency Rules
- In California, the goal of high-density public and semi-public housing to “defeat” climate change is destroying one community after another.
The ‘Wrenching Transformation’ Of Our Suburbs
- Decades of relentless climate hysteria have not even convinced a majority of the public that humans are causing the Earth to warm. In 2016, only 45 percent believed that. Today, only 48 percent buy that nonsense.
Polls Show No One Cares About Climate Change CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - "Whether that succeeds remains to be seen.”
Luigi Mangione Weighs Unusual Plea Move That Could Derail State Murder Trial
- California’s Racial Justice Act previously reduced a felony conviction to a misdemeanor in San Francisco.
CashApp founder Bob Lee’s killer places race card as he launches Hail Mary bid after murder conviction
- Typically, there is only one execution scheduled per day in the US, sometimes maybe two — but three is “very unusual,” Death Penalty Information Center Executive Director Robin Maher said.
US carries out first triple execution in 16 years EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - A Free Beacon review of Arday’s memoir, out this week from Simon & Schuster, shows that his melodramatic autobiography tracks closely with plotlines from popular TV shows and movies
Fallen Cambridge Star Jason Arday’s ‘True Life’ Memoir Appears To Poach Life Events From His Favorite Soap Operas, ‘Spartacus,’ and ‘Forrest Gump’
- “As noted above, the Amended Complaint is devoid of any factual allegations plausibly establishing that any events that might be construed as evidence of noncompliance occurred after June 30, 2025.”
Judge Dismisses Trump Admin’s Antisemitism Lawsuit Against Harvard
- The government cannot create the conditions that coerce people into surrendering enumerated rights like those in the First Amendment.
Lawsuit: It’s Unconstitutional That Education Is ‘Free,’ But Only At Government Indoctrination Mills
- “the mostly left-wing professors in the UC system are calling this out and saying, “Enough already.” If they’re doing that – Yeah, maybe this really is an emergency.”
‘Maybe This Really is an Emergency’: When Even Lefty Profs Complain About Unprepared Incoming Students
- Now he’s being formally charged with harassment.
A Professor Called His Colleague’s Vacuous Course Proposal “Word Salad” ABORTION - A year ago, Healey and her supporters celebrated different bills that protected animal life better than human life.
Massachusetts Won’t Let You Sell Puppies Under 8 Weeks But Lets You Abort Babies Until Birth SECOND AMENDMENT - Subsequently, Gun Owners of America (GOA) announced its intention to transfer a suppressor without registration at 12:01 a.m. CDT on August 13, 2026. Silencer Shop, a plaintiff in the case decided by Judge Hendrix, responded to GOA’s announcement by posting to X, “Proud to be making history with you!”
WATCH: NFA Registration Begins Slide into Oblivion Under Trump DOJ/ATF
- In a now-deleted podcast Abdul El-Sayed claimed a Nashville Christian school shooting wasn’t a ‘trans problem,’ it was ‘a gun problem.’
Podcast: Michigan Socialist Senate Candidate El-Sayed Wants To ‘Tweak’ The Second Amendment GRIFTING OLEAGENOUS PARASITE RINO SCUM - In a letter addressed to DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin dated August 7, Cornyn echoed constituents’ belief that dangerous terrain in the region acts as a “natural barrier that limits large-scale movements.” In the letter, Cornyn urges Secretary Mullin to consider meeting with stakeholders to reconsider proposed border security infrastructure projects in the region and pause construction until concerns have been addressed.
Sen. Cornyn Joins Texas Senate Democrat Nominee Talarico, Locals in Opposition to Trump’s Big Bend Border Projects
- "He was never a fake, phony, fraudulent, fugazi like a lot of politicians. He told you who he was." (True but go choke yourself, scumbag - jjs)
Curtis Sliwa Calls 9/11 Families ‘Sore Losers’ For Opposing Mamdani Visit DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - The Bangor Daily News obtained a 1988 Fort Kent police report showing that Jackson kicked in a door, choked a man by the throat, and punched him in the face while a friend tried to hold him back. Jackson's longtime partner/cousin, Lana Pelletier, told the responding officer that he "pushed her around" too, according to the report.
New Maine Dem Senate Nominee Hit With Domestic Violence Scandal
- “In almost 250 years, there’s never been a Native woman serving in the US Senate.”
Warren Endorsee Peggy Flanagan Says She’d be First ‘Native Woman’ in Senate if Elected
- Talarico’s political ascent, built on distortions of Christianity, is pure wickedness.
James Talarico, A Classic Polanski Villain?
- The Unholy Alliance on full display.
Why are Muslim American Politicians Uniformly Democrats? POLITICS - If winning elections means pretending to be a normie for the rube voters, so be it.
Fake It ‘Til You Make It – The Dems’ New Campaign Motto
- But even though Newsom's social media feed racked up "a million views of a 65-hour tour," Politico noted that "the posts may also be the latest sign that social media is not real life." Translation: It was a trip notable mostly for bad execution and embarrassing turnout.
The Dems' Great White Hope Just Got Humiliated in Michigan
- GOP efforts to brand Democrat candidates as politically extreme won’t overcome disillusionment with Trump’s agenda.
Beware, Republicans, of Angry Voters
- New data shared with Senate GOP members suggest that healthcare, not voter integrity, is the big winner for Republicans.
Top Trump Officials Sound Alarm Over GOP Midterm Strategy - What would America have looked like if Kamala Harris had won the 2024 election?
The Bullet Dodged
- Former Maine Democrat Senate nominee Graham Platner is scheduled to be the featured speaker at a Labor Day rally in what may be one of his first public appearances since ending his campaign.
Graham Platner to speak at labor rally, one of his first public events since ending Maine campaign
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Fred Fleitz: The Trump nuclear deals with Saudi Arabia and South Korea represent a modernized and pragmatic path with both nations.
Why Sharing Peaceful Nuclear Technology with Saudi Arabia and South Korea Strengthens America and Nonproliferation
- Biden State Dept Trained Officials to Push ‘Systemic Racism,’ ‘White Privilege,’ and BLM.
Biden State Dept Trained Officials to Push ‘Systemic Racism,’ ‘White Privilege,’ and BLM. THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - The arrest warrant adds strain to already tense U.S.-Russia relations, particularly as President Donald J. Trump has expressed frustration with Russia’s resistance to making a peace deal in Ukraine.
Putin Puts RFK Jr’s Son on Most Wanted List. DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - Host Alicia Menendez said, “You have repeatedly called on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to resign if Democrats are to take back control of Congress. Will impeachment be a priority?”
Dem Rep. Auchincloss: After Midterms, Impeachment of Hegseth Will Be a Priority ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - John Stossel: Three cheers for Amazon, DoorDash Air, Wing, Zipline, DEXA and other drone delivery companies for taking risks to further this technology — and make our lives better.
Delivery drones are coming — if Trump helps clear the way
- So what are we looking at? My guess is that this canyon was somehow carved out of that plateau of volcanic ash, with the stippled canyon floor a series of exposed layers going downhill to the west. I also suspect the erosion was mostly from wind, considering the delicate
The whittling away of Mars’ biggest volcanic ash field FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - "The research and first-hand stories in this report demonstrates potential large-scale fraud," a new report from HHS concludes.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump Admin Opens New Front In War On Fraud, This Time In Child Sex-Changes
- The stories were detailed in a report from the Department of Health and Human Services on gender-transitioning treatment released Thursday.
Identity theft ‘Detransitioners’ share sex-change horror stories about doctors pressuring them as impressionable teens CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Christian Toto: Reporters describe anyone who doesn’t embrace the whole activist trans agenda as “anti-trans.”
War on Rowling Continues (Sans Facts)
- Toto too: Far-left comic danced on Sen. Lindsay Graham's grave, now attacks comedy
Margaret Cho: Trans Jokes Kill Trans People
- Instead, the WNBA task force will hold more meetings because it is just so difficult to define female!
WNBA Still Cannot Define Female
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Just Wondering at August 14, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (ccX9M)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:08 AM (99eI0)
Well, I do like puppies more than most people, soo....
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:10 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)
"Oh, you're going to care *now*, dickheads? Not back when you were all voting for him and not me? Get bent. He's your Mayor now, soak it in."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (cpFbA)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (/+uur)
How 'bout the grand-children of WW Eleven veterans—any survivors are 100+
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:12 AM (/TiS1)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:12 AM (XuXeR)
OMG! That man is LITERALLY HITLER!!ONeElEvEnTy!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:13 AM (99eI0)
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with the help of the press, yes
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (ZxPkt)
really reflective of a national trend towards socialism, "
The polls were designed to influence the vote, nothing more, nothing less. By showing "their" candidate 20+ points ahead they hoped to keep moderate democrats at home for the primary knowing the vast majority of them will pull the level in november for the democrat candidate.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (cpFbA)
I made it to the memorial in 2006, a year before my father (WWII vet) died. He was in a wheelchair by that time so I took pictures of it for him. I’d gladly volunteer to beat the perp(s) to a disgusting pulp with the butt of Dad’s old shotgun.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 14, 2026 07:15 AM (SjAWL)
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with the help of the press, yes
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (ZxPkt)
It depends on how much Normal America is still a significant portion of America...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:15 AM (Ot/FD)
That's my take as well.
*here comes the part where we throw back our heads and laugh...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:16 AM (XuXeR)
They will NEVER forgive anyone in this administration. They will hound them until death, violate the graves and force them to vote for Democrats.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:17 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:18 AM (XuXeR)
I'm long past calling for jail time. Crows have to eat.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:19 AM (EYqKn)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:21 AM (Z3R2R)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:21 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:22 AM (EYqKn)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)
They wear political anger as a costume.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:22 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)
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Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (Z3R2R)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (EYqKn)
I'm actually encouraged - now people are noticing the state of affairs in DC. The memorials were not well cared for under previous (teh won) administrations...
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (XuXeR)
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They will never be "found"
If they are, they will be "punished"
Narrator: Nothing will happen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (skcH5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)
Silwa's a turd. So are the people who voted for the Muslim commie as their mayor.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:25 AM (XuXeR)
They don't give a rat's ass about equality, or palestine, or The Means Of Production. Those are just fads, exactly as you say.
They just want to wreck shit for funsies. They're cultural vandals. Gauged out ears or whatever other dumb shit they do might go in and out of style, but they're still the same degenerate brain-damaged shitbirds who plague humanity no matter what slogan is this season's fashion in the swamp.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)
Here in northeast Kansas , we have a second harvest of hay, with round bales in a lot of fields, so the local cows are OK.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:26 AM (JvZF+)
How many Democrats have been elected?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
Democrat leaders: "Would it kill you people to just be normal for all of five minutes??"
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:27 AM (99eI0)
"Let's turn over the apple cart! Whoo hoo!
A week later:
Whaddya mean there's no apples"?
Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:28 AM (XuXeR)
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They do not connect their vote to policy to outcomes. #OrangeManBad
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:29 AM (JvZF+)
So... make a big splash by telling off some segment of their coalition and then continue on the exact same direction as before?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e)
This mechanism of destruction from angry children-like adults is most on display in South Africa. But plenty of other examples around.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
How many Democrats have been elected?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
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As the saying goes, you can't fool all the people all the time, but if you can fool *enough* of the people *enough* of the time, you can wield power over them forever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:30 AM (FZ29D)
When Obama's brand of Leftism was the most potent brew on offer, they chose that. Now their own cohort is growing into power as the boomers and silents die off, so it's getting more and more potent.
Soon, a huge number of those older people will die off, leaving only the small cohort of Xers, who will not have the numbers to matter in context of the much larger Millennial generation.
Everything goes full tilt at that point, because Millennials will be able to completely actualize their politics and give us the full Mangione. That's when the DSA types drop the "D" pretense altogether, and say "we're the vanguard of the woke folk, all hail the Party and its Maximum Thought Leader, Oliver Logan al-Amriki."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 07:30 AM (BI5O2)
James, 55, white, retiree; in San Francisco just over a year; very left-leaning; Kamala Harris voter; backed Xavier Becerra for governor
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What the actual fvck does a guy like this know about San Francisco ffs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:31 AM (JvZF+)
All models are wrong. Some models are useful.
This technology change has come upon us so suddenly our attitudes haven't adjusted. Polls were the go-to indicator for decades and decades.
In fact, you couldn't get your name on a ballot without achieving some threshold in a poll somewhere.
The world has changed. Polls are now irrelevant.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Good link: https://tinyurl.com/3dpf4xjj+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)
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And the families that do not reside in the city and did not vote?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:33 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (MWfyi)
"New Data"—No sources of this "New Data"™ are cited, which means it was pulled out of some politician's ass who is trying to flee the 90% demand for the SAVE America Act.
"Healthcare" is always an issue, if the issue is: How can we steal even more money and obtain more power in Babylon DC
Why? Because no one on planet earth can define "healthcare". Its one of the most eisegeted words used today (along with "Racism")
The other clue: "too much money is going through the insurance companies"
Translation: Babylon DC demands a bigger cut.
So instead of SAVE America Act, we are supposed to embrace even more government takeover of one-sixth the total economy.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (xE0sV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (Ot/FD)
Because it's WaPo, the author can't write, "Wow, this is a garbage field."
Even though she kind of did.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (K7yvy)
The future is Starlink. I see that with my unreliable broadband, since I am too rural for cell service except as part of Wi-Fi in the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)
The issues with the Reflecting Pool were, IMO, both poor quality work and vandalization.
Oh, and there was a report yesterday that a Chinese man with ties to their intelligence services bought a building (or suite in it) with direct line of sight to the White House. How'd we let that happen?
Washington used to be a beautiful city.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:35 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:33 AM (JvZF+)
"Hahahahaha, that's not a thing, silly."
-A Noo Yawka
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:35 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (ccX9M)
Posted by: Oops. Wrong thread at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (53oGX)
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From 40 years ago? Pretty weak sauce.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:38 AM (K7yvy)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)
Based on their commentary on social media, it seems to be more along the traditional lines of "I made bad decisions. I don't have everything I want and other people have more so the government should take from them."
Of course, they imagine that the government will give their socialist baby some of the loot but that's just because they're stupid, as well as greedy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (ccX9M)
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I'm guessing it's all AI-generated garbage modeling rather than an actual poll.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:41 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:43 AM (ccX9M)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)
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I disagree. This is bigger than simply a city event. For example, to remember one of my friends who died, his son is flying home from the UK where he works today to attend and say his fathers name at the memorial. People come from all over the country and the world, and they didn't vote for the Islamic jihadist mayor.
It's appalling NYC elected this scum, but that is no reason to allow him to pollute this day.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:44 AM (Xi8/k)
The more I look into Generational Theory, the more I reject it as a phenomena that is applicable to the former United States.
Both Strauss and Howe didn't see the fusion of childless women, SSRIs, and social media corrupting a whole segment while importing hundred million third world savages while simultaneously doing everything possible to destroy the Heritage Culture.
Their "theories" might show some value in a mono-culture, but that isn't happening. We would do well to toss this stupid Boomer vs X vs Millennial vs Z the demographics and culture no longer align.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:44 AM (+4Cf6)
Probably. Fiber makes sense, maybe, in dense areas but Starlink seems to be the answer outside of that. Which means that the next Dem administration will throw money at Jeff Bezos, shopkeeper, so he can finally accomplish something with his "I can be a spaceman, too" projects.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)
It's not going to be good when one crashes into someone. Do we really want a bazillion drones that can be potentially hacked flying all over the place?
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)
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Anything but the Save Act!
Posted by: Pool Boy Thune (WY-Uniparty) at August 14, 2026 07:46 AM (Xi8/k)
However, the most important judges, Jesus and Peter, are on track to give her a favorable ruling.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 14, 2026 07:47 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:45 AM
Unless there is heavy tree cover. Like in the PNW.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:48 AM (MWfyi)
The Bullet Dodged
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I don't know why people keep saying this as if we're safe in any way. It wasn't a bullet dodged. It was a bullet temporarily delayed. Whatever havoc the next D president and/or Congress will reek will be all she would've done and worse. It's not an if. It's a when. Someone please change my mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)
The baby has been born so the people who hired her cannot have it killed. What unfavorable rulings are there?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)
They're not kicking Hong to the curb. They'll want her when the time comes. In the meantime, iher last minute "defeat" was a good test drive for this year's ballot operation.
Posted by: Peter B at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (VTbl0)
As for Sliwa, I thought he had more sense… maybe he’s just been beaten down after so many years in NYC? His comments are idiotic (to say the least)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM (hxAVk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM (JvZF+)
The triple execution day reminded me of Ron White's bit: other states are banning the death penalty , I'm from Texas ,we're putting in an express line
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (xCuiu)
Worked for me!
- E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM
I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)
That story he told about his talking horse really was a stretch.
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)
Worked for me!
- E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (AdHga)
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I wonder how much of it was written by AI...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM
Will he give you an answer that I'll endorse?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 14, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)
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Healy is nominally Roman Catholic, like Biden, and like Pelosi.
The RC church needs to get tough on abortion and start visibly excommunicating these people, and not just quietly bar them from taking communion (a debarment I doubt Pelosi takes seriously anyway).
Start with this execrable scum and murderer, Maura Healy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:57 AM (nyjNu)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (FZ29D)
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iirc, in yet another scandal, the professor hired a ghost-writer to do the job.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:58 AM (nyjNu)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)
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Wait...So he *wasn't* fighting crime in Southern California in the 1980s with the help of a talking car?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:58 AM (FZ29D)
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Probably all of it. Someone should do an audit on whichever AI systems he (or more likely, his ghost writer) might have used. It'll be there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:59 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM (hxAVk)
During the last mayors election I wondered why Sliwa was not taken seriously as a candidate, so I read as much as I could find about him. And I was surprised to find, from the sum total of what I saw, that most New Yorkers considered Sliwa to be a constantly self promoting, Jew hating nutcase. This story serves only to support that conclusion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 07:59 AM (Ol0VD)
Small stuff.
From Slay:
California Researchers Create Device to Secretly Hack Autopilot of Boeing Passenger Jets
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 08:00 AM (J4Dwc)
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 08:00 AM (KYOJq)
Posted by: Shifty eyes at August 14, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)
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My new book!
Posted by: Stephen King at August 14, 2026 08:02 AM (nyjNu)
The RCC doesn't conduct canon law courts.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 08:02 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Shifty eyes at August 14, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)
... Henry Ford?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:03 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: TRON at August 14, 2026 08:04 AM (4zqrS)
Not that Trump is in any way a perfect man, but this maps on the behavior of a crowd that did ask for the death of a perfect man. There is a well known book about the latter event.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
Another tired, old fart that needs to go away.
Posted by: Guardian Ass at August 14, 2026 08:05 AM (G5vcO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:31 AM (JvZF+)
He could give you a guided tour of every bathhouse in town.
Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (R86kT)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)
And the cucks who make up the MA GOP don't give one single fuck.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:08 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (bfYvy)
What I can't figure out is, are the frightening polls including by our wonderful friends at the Heartland Institute really reflective of a national trend towards socialism, but if so then why is the Democrat Party establishment so desperate to put a muzzle on freaks like EL Sayed, Talarico and of course Hong and all the rest.”
I believe that this is yet another sign that, even when the numbers come from people who are our allies, polling is now worthless except as a propaganda tool (which is it keeps being done)
The problem is not just bias of the pollster; the problem is that the entire mathematical underpinnings of polling is no better than phrenology or divining chicken entrails. It’s like expecting pinpoint accuracy to come from reading a horoscope.
Add to that the sad fact that political attitudes are now treated like fashion statements by much of the electorate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (Ol0VD)
The larger question is how do we get better candidates? Today, they are self-selected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)
A small group of organized individuals can take over local offices. The focus is always on the larger places.
The local T.E.A. party did that and put 4 conservatives in office. One is still in the running for his reelection in November.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lisa Douglas at August 14, 2026 08:15 AM (JM9I6)
Peggy Flanagan introduces herself on a call with Rep. Leigh (Chris) Finke:
“I’m so grateful to be in this fight with my sister”
“Gizhiiwewidamookwe”
“My native name is Speaks in a Loud and Clear Voice Woman”
“My family is the Wolf Clan”
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:16 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)
Curtis Shows is a hat act that has never figured out how to wear a beret.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (Ol0VD)
The Fox news polls are the worst though...they literally reflect nothing of reality on the ground in politics and never had - their track record is the worst among pollsters - yet the hosts of the news programs (all liberals) try and make their hapless guests answer to them...it's the point of these polls, to get conservative guests to admit somehow that no one wants them out in the heartland - it's purpose is getting them to admit to a lie.
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (j10i6)
“58% of likely voters aged 18-39 support government-run grocery stores in every town in America.” 58% of those 18-39 want stuff that is cheap or free and haven’t thought about it any more deeply than that.
“62% of likely voters aged 18-39 said they would support more government housing and nationwide rent freeze.” Ditto.
“44% think their economic future and personal happiness will be worse than their parents, only 22% believe it will be better.”
44% have seen the way things have gone the last 20 years and drawn a rational conclusion. It’s the job of any who wish to lead to convince them that this trend can be reversed. Very few republicans “get” this simple fact.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (Ol0VD)
You forgot. I didn't. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 08:18 AM (99eI0)
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your interview experience sounds like the trials and tribulations of the biblical Job
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (K7yvy)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (R86kT)
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"Retired" at 55
In SF less than a year
Yeah, this checks out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (JvZF+)
24 Until now, I thought Silwa had half a brain.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:21 AM
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He does.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (azNOR)
You forgot. I didn't. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)
🔴 Ken Paxton: 47%
🔵 James Talarico: 46%
Emerson poll | 8/9-8/10
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (g47mK)
Why?
Because some of the people who put him in office might be there. Because if he does run his mouth you know what he'll likely say. And if it's anywhere as awful as some think, the media will have to defend it. Or not.
Some people just don't get it until it hits them in the face. If Mamdani's appearance at a 9-11 memorial opens some eyes....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (bfYvy)
Peggy, of the Algonquin Tribe Flanagan's......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)
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Big business (and their lobbyists that work Congress over to get the desired result) couldn't care less about America. As long as they can make money by paying less in wages, that's where their loyalty lies. It's disgusting.
In reading Ron Chernow's Washington, during the Revolutionary War, Washington would be apoplectic at the big farmers and others selling their wares to the British, not because they were Loyalists, but to make a boatload of money. Who cares if the Continental Army had no provisions and barely any money to survive and just might lose the war because of it. All they cared about was the money they could make, even to the detriment of the patriots. Some things never change.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)
Today should mark the final edits for my new book. I ought to feel a sense of happiness and achievement, but I don't. I suppose some of it is my natural depressive state, some a mirror of Lady in Black's view of the world and a lot of it a vague dissatisfaction with life and hatred of myself.
I would give almost anything for one day, beginning to end, of happiness.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:23 AM (qRla/)
🔴 Ken Paxton: 47%
🔵 James Talarico: 46%
Emerson poll | 8/9-8/10
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (g47mK)
Polls are for strippers.
Talarico gets zero black votes. He's alienating the core of Texan values with his blasphemic religious rantings. He resonates with NONE of the common folk here.
ANY poll showing him within a country mile of Paxton is full of shit and just more of the theft attempt of every f*cking election of this country.
Pollsters should be launched into the ocean via trebuchet to become shark shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: little people at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)
🔵 James Talarico: 46%
Emerson poll | 8/9-8/10
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM
++++
What is the reason for giving the poll any credibility?
Remember what happened way, way back on Tuesday to Old Lady Hong?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (qBdHI)
I would give almost anything for one day, beginning to end, of happiness.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:23 AM (qRla/)
Come, to the dark side.........
Posted by: Pfizer at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Start with a high-end escort. $1,000, same as in town?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)
But has the baby had its Covid booster??
Posted by: Pediatricians for Fauci at August 14, 2026 08:26 AM (c3YdQ)
I pray that happiness wells up inside you, and carries you forward.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)
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Why do you hate sharks so much?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (qFwJc)
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I've tried my best to explain my perspective from the start...
It's WWF style infighting. The DNC gets to push hard toward socialism without having to completely own it. Maybe in case the push goes tits up, but I think more because they have their candidate picked and it will be a "bridge" candidate that will satisfy the establishment, the normies (by seeming safe), and the DSA who will get some big wins along the way.
Like maybe the DSA get to knock Kamala or Newsom out in some showy WAY. They feel they are making their mark. This is how I expect it to go.
Always remember the Left plans 3 to 5 years in advance. They have the media, intelligence agencies, and half or more of the opposing party. This "popular" move toward socialism is a yuge psy op, not unlike covid, blm, metoo. It's designed to fool even people like us.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (d2MOG)
What is the reason for giving the poll any credibility?
Remember what happened way, way back on Tuesday to Old Lady Hong?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)
Exactly. There are multiple videos out there where they've figured it out. The left is paying the pollsters to come out and publish ranting bullshit in effort to skew the voting public to either change their vote or scare them away.
And our side is stupid enough to stay home, as they showed in the past couple election cycles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)
Yes, it's the junior high school mentality the pathological press has always had - they must isolate opinions they don't like and try and convince people that have them that they are all alone in thinking that way...
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (j10i6)
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These are the people that ate Tide Pods, no?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Q+gd/)
Why do you hate sharks so much?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (FZ29D)
Your point is valid.
Wife was down at the coast this week and someone caught a baby shark then just left it on the beach.
Whomever did that shouldn't be launched into the gulf to become shark shit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)
After a week or so, he ran out of money and decided "Life is good" and went back to work, happy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)
If only, Salty.
I can guarantee you that would leave me not just poorer in wallet, but poorer in spirit, too.
Going to make tea. BRB
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (xCuiu)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)
I can guarantee you that would leave me not just poorer in wallet, but poorer in spirit, too.
Going to make tea. BRB
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)
Been to a MoMe yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)
Remember what happened way, way back on Tuesday to Old Lady Hong?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)
that was for the benefit of assholes who have a habit of being judgmental, self righteous assholes, and no matter how many times people tell them that in corrupt blue states, voting is as credible as voting in the USSR, they still trash the people, and not the machine that eliminated agency of voters, to such an extent that the hope of moving the needle disappeared
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (g47mK)
thnx
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)
Annie's Stew, or something. One moment. I'll search.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)
~~~~~
Baby Gabriel is now in the custody of the "parents" who wanted him aborted.
https://tinyurl.com/mwfbz3bu
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 08:33 AM (3ImbR)
After a week or so, he ran out of money and decided "Life is good" and went back to work, happy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
OK, I now have an idea of what kind of business I want to run after I retire.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 08:33 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)
Testify, brother!
*toothsome grin*
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)
apaslo (a in a circle) hot mail (dot) com
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)
Your response shows you to be a good man, with sound values.
Your parents can be proud of you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
Exactly this. It’s a psy-op. There’s an interesting perversion of this technique used in business and academia. Originally it was developed by the Rand Corporation as a method of refining expert opinion.
It’s called the “Delphi Technique” for dealing with contentious issues in group settings. Local governments use it a lot, and you’ll see it at fake “Town Halls” sometimes. Generally anytime they start talking about neutral “Facilitators” being brought in, or breaking down everyone into smaller groups.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)
Here you go......
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)
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Ugh, have we all been paying attention to the current crop of the electorate we have? Seems like we ride the fence, just barely balancing on a hair, every election. All these "goofball" communists have to do is run on moderation and go full-tilt boogie once elected. Like that ugly Spamburger mouse. People are so easily fooled and way too ignorant for me to laugh at any of the knaves and assorted freaks they put forth. We can thank our "media" and education system for that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:37 AM (qBdHI)
Wait. Have I been missing out on sometin?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)
What? I don't get it....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)
thnx
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM
From the archives:
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (gm9Sb)
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Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Accurate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (gm9Sb)
Hennigans Scotch
It will be our little secret
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)
Don't be a target.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2Cry5)
You equate going to a MoMeet with a $1,000 escort.
I do enjoy meeting the people at MoMeets. That is true, as far as it goes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)
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Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Heh. Imagine the time spent splitting the bill when it was presented.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)
You equate going to a MoMeet with a $1,000 escort.
I do enjoy meeting the people at MoMeets. That is true, as far as it goes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)
HA!!!!!!
Not my intention.
Mine was only to advise getting together with fellow morons for laughs, drinks and guns (not in that order, mind you) might alter one's personal status for a day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
17.5%. Same as in town.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
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*racks shell*
You get three steps toward the door
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (JvZF+)
One day in the next year or so we are going to wake up in a new world, and not even know what happened. Republicans will be the old tired eatablishment. Democrats will be the "working" (har) man. All the cultural and psychological seeds are being sown for it.
I keep saying (though I wouldn't bet) I think we are headed toward a male nominee for the Demorats. Women seem to be being beaten back hard, suffering a lot of cultural blows at once, that all seem disparate. Could just be "zeitgeist" driving those things but I don't think so.
Tea leaves have been read. Trump's drive toward masculine leadership, mostly the day he got shot, put paid to their First Woman bs. This is now convenient for the Left who are at present kissing up to their new friends in Islam. The Left will always push - and they will step on anyone to do it. And they will lie, so women won't even know it's being done to them.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
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For poor children on the welfare.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 08:45 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
The Loch Ness Monster.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:45 AM (2YhKe)
I got it. MoMeets and participants do wonderful things for your happiness. The happy memories last for longer than a day.
But I'm going to keep my eyes open at the next one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)
But he cannot be taken out of Texas, correct?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
*checks pockets*
*finds 2 buttons, a CrackerJack temp tattoo, a shelf peg, and a ball of lint*
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Count de Monet, Street Urchin at August 14, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (qRla/)
Yes. People were going confidently wrong long before generative AI was a thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)
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Well, no, not in that order.
Weasel always reminds us that drinks come *after* guns. Not before.
Safety first!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (FZ29D)
If they don’t, we lose.
There is only one way to beat their fraud machine, and Trump exposed it. Show up in large enough numbers that a win for the other side is statistically impossible. It’s math.
There is also a dearth of responses to people who have legitimate concerns. You cannot win only talking about how bad the other guy is. Even of that is the honest truth. People don’t seem to understand just how bad things will be under Democrat rule. It wasn’t that long ago they were in charge. We are still trying to drag ourselves out of the malaise they created. Going back will only make things worse.
We’ve become terrible at making cogent, understandable arguments to people about the policies we have. X and tv sound bites are no replacement for speaking with people directly.
Stop being lazy cowards.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (oAqqA)
The WNBA will ban them ASAP.
Posted by: Target's Ladies Restroom at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (G5vcO)
Nope. Most likely won't ever again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (qRla/)
A shame......I'm sure Weasel and the gang would LOVE to have you to the NoVa MoMe.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)
Safety first!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (FZ29D)
Wait.....I have a wall poster that says "Safety Third!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:51 AM (77rzZ)
World Lizard Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)
Congrats, WNBA. This is your league. You built this. People hate you for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:51 AM (77rzZ)
I honestly hope to one day. Life has gotten in the way, thus far.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (sXOHS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (sXOHS)
Shame? They're doing their jobs flawlessly. They should all get promoted.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
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Don't know, and I'm having trouble finding more info.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 08:55 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Bingo. Polls are for strip clubs and fire stations.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (O0YTm)
Don't be a target.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2Cry5)
I see MS Now polls with President Trump polling the worst in history and always wonder what the numbers would be if they polled people outside the building.
Great news - Dylan's landed on his feet. And I still want Bud Light to put the new WNBA trannies on their beer cans to win back some market share. That'd be hilarious. From Deadline.
EXCLUSIVE: The 38th annual Vancouver Queer Film Festival (VQFF) will feature new films starring Alan Cumming, Matthew Morrison, Dylan Mulvaney and Michaela Jaé Rodriguez and exec-produced by Jane Schoenbrun, Lily Wachowski and Bob Odenkirk. Scroll down for the lineup in full.
Running September 10–20, before streaming September 21–27, the event will comprise 87 feature-length and short films by 2SLGBTQIA+ creators alongside parties, filmmaker Q&As....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)
Its on my bucket list - I'd love to someday drive down and be at one of these shindigs, baybee!
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 14, 2026 08:57 AM (z6ONu)
EXCLUSIVE: The 38th annual Vancouver Queer Film Festival (VQFF) will feature new films starring Alan Cumming, Matthew Morrison, Dylan Mulvaney and Michaela Jaé Rodriguez and exec-produced by Jane Schoenbrun, Lily Wachowski and Bob Odenkirk. Scroll down for the lineup in full.
Running September 10–20, before streaming September 21–27, the event will comprise 87 feature-length and short films by 2SLGBTQIA+ creators alongside parties, filmmaker Q&As....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b)
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:57 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (c3YdQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Poor, But Proud at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (cdNls)
Examples of government action are the purported kidnapping of Gretchen Whitmer. False flag ops.
"In April 2009, Obama's Department of Homeland Security assessment warned of a rise in right-wing extremism fueled by the election of the first Black president. An internal intelligence memo titled "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment" was distributed to law enforcement. The memo suggested that disgruntled returning military veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan would be recruited by right wing extremists to become political assassins.
It was, of course, all a lie. There were no violent right wing extremists. The SPLC had to create their own by funding nut jobs to do their dirty work and blame it on Republicans.
Racial hatred is the only lasting impact of the Obama administration."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (dtajH)
Bob Odenkirk??? Saul Goodman?? WTF…. Is there not ONE normal person in Hollywood. I kinda liked that character; just the right amount of smart lip
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:01 AM (sXOHS)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
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I always thought he was Puerto Rican. Not! He's of Polish and Italian descent.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (3ImbR)
They will NEVER get those barbarians out, and ethnic cleansing of the natives is virtually guaranteed to pop up in some places.
In the states we are lucky they only did this at the small to medium city level in most places, and that PDT has largely stopped it. And, of course, lucky that unlike the poor doomed brits, we are armed (which is why they couldn't take it as far or as fast here)
The progs will try if they get back in power, but with the UK as an example, people will fight
Posted by: heya at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (23NNO)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b)
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:57 AM (2YhKe)
From the original Bedazzled:
Devil: “I know, it’s pathetic, isn’t it? It’s just so hard to get good help these days.”
Stanley: “Well it’s the Wages, you know.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (Ol0VD)
Promise me a dollar per word and I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (Jr5Lq)
#sad
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (j10i6)
https://tinyurl.com/ycu8wsbs
Remember, folks: the "cloud" is just someone else's computer.
Pushing your backups to a cloud provider: fine.
Making that your ONLY backup: stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)
He and Bernhard Goetz took back the NYC subway. For a few years anyway.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (Jr5Lq)
"But think of the exposure."
"Right. 'Exposure'. People die from exposure, you know."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:04 AM (IG3/x)
I have occasionally made that comparison, yes. At least I have my health and so far I still have the house. I really hope that this is the job that God's been preparing me for and that things go smoothly with it.
Himself has been known to 'knock me upside the head' to get me out of comfortable ruts and ultimately puts me in a better place, but I'm starting to get some soft spots in my metaphorical skull from it
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 09:04 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
******
Guardian Angels leader has always been white.
Polish/Italian
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Hilldog at August 14, 2026 09:06 AM (JM9I6)
Their "theories" might show some value in a mono-culture, but that isn't happening. We would do well to toss this stupid Boomer vs X vs Millennial vs Z the demographics and culture no longer align.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:44 AM (+4Cf6)
I'm sorta with you. Sorta.
Look at Silents, Boomers, GenX, and Gen Z - none of them are political monocultures.
But my generation, who I grew up with, are. I'd reckon fewer than 10% of us are right of center, and the majority of the rest are *far* left of it (as such things are defined at this moment). We were perfectly and completely indoctrinated in a way that wasn't possible before or since. We're the best they can ever do, vis-a-vis the New Soviet Man.
For the next several decades, we're the majority.
It's not so much a generational theory as a description of *this moment in time.*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:01 AM (sXOHS)
Well, now we know why he didn't demand that Suzy Homemaker (not remembering her name... the corrupt government official's wife) blow him after he found them hiding out in the tent.
But man, what a waste of Kim Wexler if so.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)
216 The whack job at the Des Moines register was already retiring. She didn’t do that out of shame or embarrassment, this was merely her “FU” as she was going out the door.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (cdNls)
I believe there’s evidence to support the idea that this was actually connected to a large online betting site. Her outlier poll came out, odds moved, and some “whale” players shifted positions and then cashed out in ways that netted them millions in instant profits. Far more than enough to justify giving her a bitcoin acct with an untraceable million in it, just to guarantee they had the timing down pat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 09:08 AM (Ol0VD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:08 AM (xCuiu)
I think it's a pretty stupid idea to begin with, frankly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)
One 'fake Indian' congratulating another as the first of her kind? Wow.
Generational theory:
When I looked it up as a kid, I was born right at the tail of Gen-X. I cling to that interpretation.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (aJQbY)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Unlike her bro, she doesn't try to hide it
https://tinyurl.com/2whkwd3b
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
$2.5B in profit… this is the billionaire equivalent of house flipping I guess. Except he really didn’t spiff up the Laker house in any noticeable way (other than parting company with LeBron James)
I’m beginning to think sports is just one big money laundering operation.
I’m disillusioned
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:10 AM (sXOHS)
sometimes life is like walking in a snowstorm. Just keep your head down and keep moving forward. Good luck.
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)
Unlike her bro, she doesn't try to hide it
https://tinyurl.com/2whkwd3b
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
In the immortal words of Dana Barrett:
"Will you please LEAVE!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2YhKe)
It's not so much a generational theory as a description of *this moment in time.*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)
=====
Go to your rooms! Right now! You're grounded.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:11 AM (JvZF+)
That brunette Betsy chick was crazy, she would play a great psycho. She's a cute broad but I bet could be sexy as hell. Crazy just does something to some women, almost like a corollary to the matrix.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
I’m beginning to think sports is just one big money laundering operation.
I’m disillusioned
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:10 AM (sXOHS)
I'm beginning to think everything in big business is money laundering.
And the federal government has a BIG hand in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2YhKe)
Whoever should have run ads showing this with sad music and Abdul smirking face instead of ads disrespecting bitches like Whitmer and Mooch.
Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.
According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer.
In 2015 alone, the facility killed 1,988 dogs and 272 cats, accounting for more than a quarter of all dogs euthanized in the county that year.
I'm happy ace has months of easy material.
Dems make it so easy.
I guess the sane ones all get aborted.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:13 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:08 AM (xCuiu)
----
I bet they all left after realizing there was no point to trying to fix the stupidity of NYC government.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 09:13 AM (FZ29D)
Yeah, she turned my crank.
Enough to make me stick it in crazy?
I dunno, but I'd think about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:14 AM (IG3/x)
Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)
"Will you please LEAVE!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2YhKe)
*******
Should he win, I'm sure they'll be a position for her in her brother's administration.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (NpAcC)
Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)
This is the most important. Our side needs to stop being pantywaists and show up at the polls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (2YhKe)
Betsy Kettleman character from "Better Call Saul?" Huge rack. She also appeared in the series "Barry" IIRC.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (Jr5Lq)
It's Millenials vs. The World. We're hostis humani generis. It's why I've advocated for my cohort to be interned in camps and subject to a selective breeding and adoption program for more than a decade now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (NpAcC)
OF COURSE there will. She'll be put in some high level position, be paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and do nothing but destroy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (2YhKe)
I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)
Pushing your backups to a cloud provider: fine.
Making that your ONLY backup: stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (IG3/x)
What if we hire a bunch of people in China, or India, and they store all our data locally? That's a good idea, right? -- executive suites all across the country
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's a wonderment at August 14, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Way harsh, Tai!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)
Do it!
Good Harbor beach is calling!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3)
My opinion. These new found acolytes to socialism/communism are fadists not true believers. They have no basis for their support other than ' it must be good because equality"
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)
You may be on to something, Ben Had.
I suggest that we buy them all Hula Hoops and Silly Putty, and call them Anti-America Hoops and Intifada Putty.
That should get them to drop the commie stuff toot sweet!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:19 AM (iJfKG)
I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)
Congratulations!
And I sincerely pray for you to find peace within yourself.
Godspeed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)
I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)
Please do and take care.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)
I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)
Please do and take care.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)
Please go for the drive and distractions and take care.
NOT the coma thing.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Sco7b)
R's hold both, Jingleheimer Sayed "wins", and the "story" becomes how the DSA is "changing" things, the youth are now rock solid commies, everyone is unhappy, and it can no longer be ignored.
The failure of the D establishment to retake the houses can fuel the next two years of misery and the next phase of the story. Trump will have something to say about all of this but he will hide his time.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (d2MOG)
I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann.
++++
Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Steak & eggs at Waffle House at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Under a great plastic surgeon's tutorage,
they learned to supply pronounced hooterage,
and now these great doctors,
dispensing great knockers,
can afford to buy all the best beverages.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (oAqqA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:22 AM (xCuiu)
Can we deport him now?
And his sister, too?
I don't even care where they were born, they are not American and obviously wish us harm.
"The Great Satan" does not want or need your presence on our soil, you ghouls!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)
Don't be a target.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2Cry5)
Every politician, political party, corporation, etc., that wants to get a fairly accurate targeted audience perception of candidates, products, corporate reputation, etc, commissions and purchases private polls. Or has it's own internal polling operation. Both types run by personnel with proven track-records of utility and accuracy of results. Hillary's 2016 private polling was famously inaccurate. That's why we've never since heard of her now-infamous campaign manager, Robby Mook.
Publicly-released poll results by 'pros' are worth what the public pays for them. Nothing.
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)
_____
10x a day I'm getting ads against OH Senate candidate Husted - he slashed Medicare so he can give tax cuts to Billionaires, he took money from Epstein (well, Wexner, close enough) and voted against releasing the Epstein files. This will work on some voters.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 09:25 AM (Q+gd/)
But the answer isn’t to go back to that. It’s counterintuitive. That’s why I don’t believe any of the polls that state people trust Denton the economy. You have to be a deep space alien not to know what’s happened since Biden and Democrats took over.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:26 AM (X9ZVL)
I'm still unsure if it's even POSSIBLE.
they stuck many many knives in the back of the USA
those knives had poison tips
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (X9ZVL)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)
The psy-ops simply HAD to be the comprehensive, the stakes were too high. And they had the infrastructure and the people in place with which to do it. No way were they going to go through life without getting fucked with more than any previous cohort in human history. No chance.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (cdNls)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (X9ZVL)
You seem to have misspelled "anywhere, ever."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (aJQbY)
Trying to decipher that typo...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Denton, Tx is a 2 university town........and an implied 'sanctuary city.'
It is a liberal shithole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
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Yeah, we do!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)
Perhaps.
But fair.
There was a unique confluence of toxic factors in society that made us possible - a perfect shitstorm, if you will - but it can end with us, too, if anyone has the will to stop us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)
Trying to decipher that typo...
~~~~~
people trust Dems on the economy?
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (3ImbR)
But banded together it can be decisive. The Left has had an advantage of this with identity politics.
That's hopefully about to change. let us pray!
* My vote once tied my small town mayoral election. What odds!
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (dtajH)
Well, they are haram so...
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (99eI0)
Remember that one time years ago you got drunk, and the hangover lasted for a week. The one where you promised yourself you would never drink again? That.
I don’t believe people understand just how much damage Democrats did to the economy. They flooded the country with money that wasn’t productive and used Covid as their excuse. It turned every economic incentive upside down and beat the productive sector with a lead pipe.
Think about the macro cycle associated with that paradigm. You steal money from taxpayers at confiscatory rates. You hand it out to people who don’t produce anything. Almost zero economic payback. Worse, it becomes inflationary as the people you hand it out to spend that largess on everything and distort the market. Add to that millions of illegal immigrants who produce almost zero economic activity getting huge taxpayer funded handouts. That undermines all our social welfare programs and makes them fiscally unsound. They also distorted (read inflated) the cost of everything from housing and food to medical care. There isn’t even enough room for me to continue, but you get the point. Two years ain’t enough.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (X9ZVL)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)
https://tinyurl.com/24dry27n
If you needed the votes of Republicans to stop Mayor Mamdani, you needed to run someone who didn't tell them to leave the state when he was Governor.
It's simple electoral math.
Posted by: NYC Conservative at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (TH4O4)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:50 AM (d2MOG)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:04 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
He's of Polish ancestry.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (hmYU4)
Trying to decipher that typo...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Denton, Tx is a 2 university town........and an implied 'sanctuary city.'
It is a liberal shithole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)
I live just 3 blocks from TWU and I have to agree. Denton is trying very hard to become Austin.
Posted by: goozer at August 14, 2026 11:43 AM (eTh1u)
Not going to get on the Sliwa Hate Train. Whatever you think of his tendency for self-promotion (like EVERY public figure), the man has bled NYC asphalt his entire life.
When he asserts that New York knew what it was getting with the deviant currently occupying Gracie Mansion, he's not wrong.
Posted by: Phil Christensen at August 14, 2026 12:36 PM (gxAox)
Daily Tech News 14 August 2026
Top Story
- You get a letter of marque and reprisal! And you get a letter of marque and reprisal! Everybody gets a letter of marque and reprisal! (White House) (Yes, the White House)
In Minecraft.
Tech News
- Google's Gemini 3.7 Flash inhabits an interesting space near the Pareto Frontier of AI solutions. (Google)
Near the frontier. Not on it. It is outclassed by ChatGPT's low-cost Luna model, which while weaker than the best models is also much cheaper.
- Stop shooting yourself in the foot. (The Register)
Didn't even need to sum that one up; The Register did it for me.
- The company that wants to sell you expensive support contracts for your network equipment says that advanced AI spells doom for unsupported network equipment. (The Register)
They're totally not running a cobra farm though.
- In an orthogonal move to guarantee the safety of unsupported network equipment, Amazon will be training its AI on Twitch streams. (Tech Crunch)
No, your other left.
- Meanwhile the University of Michigan is busy churning out the next generation of Amazon AI training fodder. (Axios)
And not in a good way.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Get your dirty hands off my Buckminsterfullerine-replicating cosmological megastructure!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2026 04:35 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 14, 2026 04:39 AM (BLOW1)
Busy. Sashimi prepped. Chicken in the oven.
Dealing with this MS issue, which is preventing critical updates from being installed on Win11:
https://tinyurl.com/2keew2jp
At a minimum I know from a vendor install failure that the Windows Temp folder cannot be written to no matter what authority a program has. Dunno how this happened.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 04:40 AM (aI58f)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 14, 2026 04:44 AM (kM0fu)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 04:46 AM (DzHyO)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:02 AM (W90Ou)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2026 05:07 AM (AMvSw)
https://tinyurl.com/2nuc86bt
How long is Hunter's nose?
https://tinyurl.com/43z5udhz
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:08 AM (aI58f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:08 AM (W90Ou)
https://tinyurl.com/2keew2jp
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 04:40 AM (aI58f)
This exceeds my techitude. Good luck.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)
Could the kind praying people please continue to pray for P, for relief from pain and for the husband of dear ASHQ poster "Tecumseh Tea" whose husband has cancer- for complete healing for him . Thanks so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:13 AM (W90Ou)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 14, 2026 05:18 AM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:19 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)
I did as well. And silently applauded Biden’s Dog for persevering with the chicken and sushi.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 14, 2026 05:20 AM (kM0fu)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 14, 2026 05:23 AM (PzBTm)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:25 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2026 05:26 AM (V0/Sp)
Freshmen at the University of Michigan are getting a break from one of college's biggest stressors: grades.
Why it matters: The pilot program is intended to help "curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals," the school says.
___
And then, when, in real life, they face stress, they are On Their Own.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)
Professors would still assign grades, but they wouldn't appear on external transcripts or count toward students' GPAs. ... U-M says the idea, known as "grade covering"
AKA "lying"
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:30 AM (odBC9)
*Stop
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)
-
4 out of 5 people surveyed who shot themselves in the foot, did it from on top.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:38 AM (aI58f)
And you -definitely- should not go to trade school.
Hell, even stuffing boxes for Amazon is probably too much to trust you with.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:39 AM (Ot/FD)
*Stop
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)
-
4 out of 5 people surveyed who shot themselves in the foot, did it from on top.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:38 AM (aI58f)
Hard to top stopping!
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:41 AM (odBC9)
See how that works out for you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:44 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:38 AM (aI58f)
Shooting yourself in the foot may not be right for everyone. If you are allergic to shooting yourself in the foot, stop shooting yourself in the foot.
If bleeding persists for more than four hours consult your doctor.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 14, 2026 05:48 AM (kM0fu)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)
...or a woodchipper.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)
...or a woodchipper.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)
"Today we're going to study Vermeer."
"The music guy?"
".... just for that, you're going feet first, Timmy."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:51 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)
...or a woodchipper.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)
"Today we're going to study Vermeer."
"The music guy?"
".... just for that, you're going feet first, Timmy."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:51 AM (Ot/FD)
*uptwinkles*
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:52 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 05:54 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:55 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 05:55 AM (VyBeY)
Friday. The consummation devoutly to be wished.
I'm up, anyway, with the Killer Kittenz From Outer Space. Howz about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)
The larger has, get this, a gas fireplace. I haven't had a fireplace of any kind since my apartment in Denver, '97-'98. Should be interesting. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:03 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 06:04 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)
Rejoinder: DISCONTINUITY
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026
***
That's the problem with those Slaver stasis fields
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:07 AM (aI58f)
https://tinyurl.com/3bdnnufd
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:10 AM (aI58f)
We watched the 1944 The Canterville Ghost with Charles Laughton and Robert Young last night. Fun stuff. Until I looked on IMDb, I had no idea the basic story had been remade so many times for films and TV, live action and animation.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
11h
I think it was Chesterton who said “Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly”.
This helps me a lot.
Istra of Glome
@byistra
19h
C.S. Lewis: favorable conditions NEVER come
There are always plenty of rivals to our work. We are always falling in love or quarreling, looking for jobs or fearing to lose them, getting ill and recovering, following public affairs. If we let ourselves, we shall always be waiting for some distraction or other to end before we can really get down to our work.
The only people who achieve much are those who want knowledge so badly that they seek it while the conditions are still unfavorable. Favorable conditions never come.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:11 AM (odBC9)
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
11h
Perfectionism is a demon more tempting than most and will stop you from doing anything if you let it
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:14 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)
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I'm pleased you got the reference.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 06:20 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:22 AM (99eI0)
I'm really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)
https://tinyurl.com/5cb4v5ah
Wisconsin. Minnesota. US elections are a sham!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:32 AM (aI58f)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:22 AM (99eI0)
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See our earlier comments about shooting yourself in the foot.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:33 AM (aI58f)
Freshmen at the University of Michigan are getting a break from one of college's biggest stressors: grades.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)
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If it's good enough for college freshmen, it's good enough for the kiddies:
https://tinyurl.com/5h8kzrur
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:36 AM (aI58f)
https://tinyurl.com/5cb4v5ah
Wisconsin. Minnesota. US elections are a sham!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:32 AM (aI58f)
It's a great line.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:39 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
Important safety tip. Thanks, Eagon!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:40 AM (99eI0)
https://tinyurl.com/5h8kzrur
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:36 AM (aI58f)
tragic
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Jeff C at August 14, 2026 06:46 AM (5NnMe)
My answer: I'm kind of torn. Because tacos should not be delayed. However, Tofu Taco Tuesday does sound hilarious.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:47 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Agreed. I did remind her that we have ravioli in the freezer.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:59 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)
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Obligatory musical interlude:
https://youtu.be/K-qK7oVXVRQ
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:59 AM (XyZGq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 06:59 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)
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This is nothing funny about sailors jumping off an aircraft carrier into the Arabian sea.
We are not amused!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:01 AM (XyZGq)
what for dinner is the least of your worries
I kid of course
good morning everyone
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:01 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)
This?
BBC
Conditions on US aircraft carrier at sea for more than 250 days raise alarms
Thousands of sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have reportedly faced food shortages and broken plumbing, with some considering jumping overboard.
12 hrs ago
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)
It's not even a generational thing. There has never been an era in human history, and never will be, where failure should be met with praise. There can't actually be any kind of world where failure is success. Not learning from failure, not growing from the experience, actual acceptable praiseworthy success. It doesn't even make sense. The calendar hasn't got anything to do with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:04 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
The Global Story
Is Iran really trying to kill Trump?
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
I'd honestly be a little bit offended if they weren't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (Ot/FD)
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BBC.
Obviously there are problems if more than one sailor attempted jumping. However, not interested in believing the BBC's scare tactics.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (XyZGq)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (Ot/FD)
from the BBC US aircraft carrier article
A study of 956 sailors released in January 2025 found that troops aboard US Navy ships suffer the highest rates of "serious psychological distress" compared to other branches of the US military.
The study cited "unique stressors, such as poor habitability, noise and demanding schedules that leave inadequate time for sleep and rest".
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (odBC9)
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BBC.
Obviously there are problems if more than one sailor attempted jumping. However, not interested in believing the BBC's scare tactics.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (XyZGq)
In the article, Hegseth and others dispute the reports.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)
Fucking PEX.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 07:08 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)
It's not even a generational thing. There has never been an era in human history, and never will be, where failure should be met with praise. There can't actually be any kind of world where failure is success. Not learning from failure, not growing from the experience, actual acceptable praiseworthy success. It doesn't even make sense. The calendar hasn't got anything to do with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)
Hear, hear.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 07:46 AM (Ydd86)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 13, 2026 [Doof]
Did you celebrate this anniversary yesterday?
Are you ready to feel old?
— Christopher Wipper (@SGTWipper1Each) August 13, 2026
On this day in 1981 – IBM introduces the PC and PC-DOS version 1.0
It had 16 kilobytes of RAM and optional single or dual 5.25-inch floppy disk drives.
The price? $1,565
Did you grow up with a computer in your home? pic.twitter.com/AjzaSwluEx
Gauchiste voyage dans le temps pour sauver Georges Floyd pic.twitter.com/sha7lS55we
— Le Crapaud (@Le_Crapaud47) August 13, 2026
Does he fare any better traveling back in time to meet Che Guevara?
The Truth hits hard in this videopic.twitter.com/tCOySPp52h
— BabyBilly (@TheTriggerTrade) August 13, 2026
I hope more of these hit my feed soon! ----- You probably heard that Karoline Leavitt is stepping down as White House Press Secretray. Lots of speculation as to who will replace her.
The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms pic.twitter.com/nAAIqNFCt3
— Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ (@dogeofficialceo) August 13, 2026
----- Flock segment of the night
Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley Posted This garbage on X today
I've learned a lot in nine years of buildingThe post itself is heavily ratioed (more comments than likes). Comments are not friendly to him. There is a link at the post to a longer post on Flock's website - should that be something that interests you. More here - Flock announces changes amid backlash over its license plate reader network *** From Orwell Day on X - a collage of headlines about Flock cancellations.
@Flock_Safety
. Some of it from our customers, and some of it from the communities they serve. Today we’re announcing the changes that came from listening. A new standard for privacy, security, and accountability in public safety technology. We're also asking state legislators to go further. Mandate real auditing on every law enforcement data system. Raise the penalties for misuse. And if your state wants help building it, we'll do it for free.
There are zero Flock cameras in Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhood
— Orwell Day (@OrwellDay) August 12, 2026
Flock cameras for thee but not for me? I guess the rich don't want to be monitored like common criminals by their government.
Are you mad yet?! pic.twitter.com/7m7zDAEgrz
----- From the "I saw it so now you have to" department
Whatever this is, don’t invite me. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/LWdOUnZDRM
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) August 13, 2026
----- Save your stuff on devices you own. Music, photos -- yeah, we all know that. It even applies to TV broadcast footage!! PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct
Nine PBS is afraid that it will lose over 70 years of archival materials and programming after its contracted cloud storage vendor has apparently gone out of business. According to Current, the channel used Open Source Storage, or OSS, for storing over 50TB of data — but it suddenly lost access to its data earlier this year. Nine PBS has been working with OSS and its predecessor since 2019 and intended to renew its contract on March 6 of this year. The company never responded and abruptly cut off the station’s data access even though it still had 30 days to retrieve its data after the contract ended. The station dug a little bit deeper when it discovered that the OSS website no longer existed and was listed as delinquent under the Colorado Secretary of State. It also discovered that OSS utilized Iron Mountain’s services, so it sent a demand letter to the latter to preserve its data and to "pay any reasonable costs associated with its demand." At the time, Iron Mountain did not confirm or deny that it possessed Nine PBS’ data.
This wouldn't have been an issue if the organization bought a $1,000 NAS and populated it with a few hard drives.
100.7 "The Bay" - Classic Rock radio station in Baltimore went off the air last night, just before Midnight. The station was sold and the frequency is now a Christian Contemporary music station. The folks at The Bay posted their playlist from their final hour on the air. Seems like they had fun taking a poke at the new format.
From The Bay's Facebook page
Tonight's ONT brought to you by karma
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (Lzhdy)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Nah, for me it was Computerworld and Infoworld.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Why, yes, actually, I did. Multiple, in fact. Including the one where we etched the motherboard and soldered on the chips, and the Atari I programmed in assembly language.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)
Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Ha! I thought that one had been retired.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)
Disco Doof approves of ABBA but definitely not the shirtless dudes doing - whatever it is they're doing!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
Not exactly growing up. By the time they brought out the PC in 1981, I had already been computing on my Radio Shack Model I for three years. It was the FUTURE!
I skipped the PC and didn't upgrade until the PC-AT. Did get the Shack Model 100 "laptop" in the meanwhile, and logged into CompuServe, pre-wwweb.
I knew every chip in that Model I and even messed with some of them in ways I never could later.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hooray for the mighty Z-80 chip! at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (C8pEi)
Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (2Xqig)
I remember, back when I was a working stiff, suggesting to my employer that, while buying storage may cost more, it was safer if you actually wanted to guarantee access to your data.
I was poo-pooed. I'm sure it'll all be fine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (L8op7)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)
Everybody knows how much he pays us
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.
Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)
@ByronYork 1m
From the Fox poll, Rogers vs. el Sayed in Michigan:
White men, no college degree: Rogers 63 el Sayed 37
White men, college degree: Rogers 55 el Sayed 43
White women, no college degree: Rogers 60 el Sayed 38
White women, college degree: Rogers 37 el Sayed 60
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (diia5)
You know what the call your stuff in the cloud?
Not your stuff.
LTO is for closers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)
I couldn't listen to the final two hours of a rock station. It would be like --
self-censored, too heavy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (/QHx4)
For a proper understanding of the situation, always replace phrases referring to "the cloud" with phrases referring to "some other asshole's computer."
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: TRex - no wumpus yet dino at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1)
Now, I have my home laptop that I use as a desktop, my work desktop, my phone, my iPad. And yet, when something goes wrong I throw my hands in the air and say "golly." Then I have my wife or my son fix it.
Just because I use computers all damn day does not mean I know how the stupid things work.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Turn in off and then back on. Fixes anything. Standard IT answer in bygone days.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM
We have one on each of the roads out of town. That's six cameras. I might be able to find a workaround on one of the Farm to Market roads, though, if I need to escape.
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2Xqig)
And Mrs.D and I were just talking about the old days when we'd call people and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can.
Hmmmm....???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
I don't know exactly, but I'm betting Che Guevera would have a one-word answer for them.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)
As if. Was 25 before I owned a Color TV. Or air conditioning.
Posted by: Old Man Adams at August 13, 2026 10:13 PM (JM9I6)
self-censored, too heavy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)
It went completely silent after Stairway. For at least 30 mins. Possibly at long longer. It was sad.
Not that I listen to regular radio much anymore, but there's comfort knowing it's there.
Until it isn't.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Um
Doof, this causes me to have some questions about you. Questions I neither want to ask nor to which I want answers.
Just don't do it again, m'kay?
Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing skeezy about it at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Some people repair their cars. Most people drive their cars and have a mechanic repair them. Intimate knowledge of vehicle mechanics is not necessary to operate a vehicle well.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (pMmVV)
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I had a Magic 8 Ball. It was about as accurate as Co-pilot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (qFwJc)
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Yeah, and Dad hated us calling it a Trash-80.
I finally got something games-worthy for college.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
I might be the only person who thinks that one is completely played out. Maybe I should make a "Marco Rubio finds out he just jumped the shark" version.
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (/QHx4)
Still, it seems, I’m in Xwitter purgatory.
But the AC/DC Vid more than made up for that.
I was fortunate enough to see them in Long Bech on this tour. With the ex-limo driver as the singer. Still remember pretty much every bit of it.
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (N91F8)
As the saying goes:
That's too bad.
Anyway…
Posted by: mindful webworker - more concerned about lost early Dr Who episodes at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (C8pEi)
Aside from a couple of post-retirement jobs (school bus driver, delivery guy), he never had a cell phone. He never used a computer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
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I thought that was Hillary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)
Howdy SiD!! Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)
Looks like the criminals in NY know where the rich are and no cameras.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
No way was a computer ever gonna darken our door, thank goodness.
I actually had to walk to the county library to look stuff up.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (/QHx4)
Not when I was still a training ski. My grade school did have one (1) student-accessible Apple ][+ computer.
We bought our own Apple ][+ when I was in 7th grade.
Replaced with a //c a few years later.
And I bought myself a used 386sx/16 when I started college.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Gives himself away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)
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My VIC-20 had a tape drive.
Tape.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (aJQbY)
That was my first experience with a computer, back in 1988.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (FdpeO)
Durn tootin', I did. I been slingin' code since before my sister was born. I still don't know what caused more trouble; my code or my sister! Nowadays, they both say I talk too much.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)
Dude, I am laughing so hard right now. As in out loud with my eyes watering!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
Never was able to make crank calls - phones were in the kitchen and my parents' room. Couldn't get anything by those two...😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (SRRAx)
Can’t imagine how THAT meme would look.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)
https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)
Crime never went down and now the cops arrest them for posting criticism of politicians online.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (0MjtC)
We had an electric typewriter. No correcting tape either. White out pock marked my homework.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR)
So, the size of one mid-resolution pic of Tessa Fowler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Dancing Queens - don't you recognize them?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (udaaY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
A buddy and I bought the Borland C and split the cost ($500). My middle son was writing software at the his age of 16.
He got his MS in Comp Sci 15 years ago and is now ridiculously wealthy.
In hindsight, it was cheaper than putting him through college, although I did pony up the $5,000 that he owed the Univ. of Toronto so he could graduate.
I think of it as a great investment in my son's future.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at
This was the warmup for that. My throat still burns from when I threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)
I also heard of another that was switching genres and played "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over for something like 24 hours straight in between.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (jGGMD)
Flock didn't show up and start setting up cameras for the hell of it.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)
My husband says computers and plastic will ruin the world, lol.
I've heard that so many times from him.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin
Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)
Wow - look who stopped by! I'm honored!!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Doof
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Doooooooooooof!
OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)
Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.
Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)
I like Phil Keaggy, because he was a virtuoso guitar player who used his talent for Christ. Sadly, a lot of "christian" musicians these days want to use the genre to jump into mainstream pop. They can't write, they can barely sing, and none of it is worshiping God, it seems to worship the singer. Hubby calls it worshiptainment. It's not a compliment.
Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of FLOCK automated license plate readers
https://t.ly/boolV
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
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I am, thanks. Commuting to Greenville 3x per week, and a (remote) side gig are keeping me hopping. How about you?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (PcoR0)
Hey, I have some crack pipes to sell. The name of my company is "Orson's Relaxing Tiny Rock Holders."
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)
Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)
I call it crap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)
The tape drive was an upgrade for our Atari.
It meant I could program without an EPROM setup.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (kU0PQ)
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin
Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
I would have expected Ben Shapiro's sister, so Sydney could keep acting.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)
Eventually, I had a Laser 128, a cheap knockoff of an Apple II.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (cdNls)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Doof
I have this one weird trick where I try to go to bed before 9 pm Central.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
Actress Virna Lisa Pieralisi (1936-2014)
Kind of weird feeling when you see all the pix on these starlets from their peak years, and then there's one from much later. Some hold up better than otters.
https://bit.ly/virna-lisa-pieralisi
Posted by: mindful webworker - turned down Barbarella at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (C8pEi)
OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)
I appreciate the effort! Hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
15 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino
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16 Food!
Posted by: Bulg
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Ha! I thought that one had been retired.
Posted by: Doof
Has ocsiD been tried, yet?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
And you're not even 29 yet!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (BN8mS)
https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Much awesome.
And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Tomorrow we get our leaky water line replaced. Gonna be fun. But we will survive it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)
Chloe the Bengal Klutz says, "Hello!" and is determined to press every key on my keyboard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)
I can hear the thunder from 20 miles away.
Hope I don't lose Internet again from my broadband tower.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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LMAO!
*wipes off monitor*
Good thing I was drinking plain water...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline
Seether's Careless Whisper is so good, better than the original. And I don't hate the Wham! version.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (ftFVW)
The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"
What was Franklin's take on that again?
The problem isn't Flock.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm)
Stairway to Heaven
Old classic cartoon (not mine)
https://bit.ly/highway-stairway
Posted by: mindful webworker - bummer at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (C8pEi)
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Also in that neighborhood, gODHEAD's cover of Eleanor Rigby:
https://youtu.be/z_YyGw-gyL0
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)
Same thing, but Lewis and Floorwax in Denver. I was on my way to work, and they were talking about a plane hitting one of the buildings, and were watching it on one of the news stations; and then they watched the second plane hit. Wait, what?
25 years later it still hurts. Fuck islam. Fuck mohammed. Fuck allah.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)
That voice was made to croon those words. And laugh that laugh.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sOtuf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sAmhv)
We were ordered to STOP! And listen to the broadcast for about 15 minutes. UGH.
Back to work. Watched the nooz when I got home. Realized I was crying.
And then a silent rage began to fill my consciousness, such that *types* *deletes*!!!!!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)
Por ejemplo:
Shadows Fall does a great cover of Welcome to the Machine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:49 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Strew cans of mixed nuts under the chairs before they enter.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (pMmVV)
I thought gay men were supposed to be physically fit, well groomed, and attractive. If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Well, if they look like that, how *else* would they get laid?
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)
We are pretty happy with these guys; they know the quirks of 100-year-old houses and are familiar with the neighborhood. It will be interesting to see what they come up with design-wise.
Looks like my "Bucket List Year #3 - The Third Year Is The Charm" money will be spent on these 2 things. Hopefully I will see the finished projects! So far, my numbers are looking good - 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)
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Those booth jobs are coveted.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (/QHx4)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
This may be apocrypha, but on the last night Rush was touring with KISS in 1976, they unleashed a huge bag of marbles onto the stage during KISS's set.
I can totally see Neil, Alex and Geddy doing this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)
And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
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I'll have to check out that Seether cover. Yeah, no disrespect to Jagger, but Lemmy is infinitely more believable singing from the perspective of Stan....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:56 PM (kOluj)
*does math*
1 MOA at 200 yards.
Suppressed Aspirin Shoot .22 with subsonic ammo is a 1/2 MOA rifle.
Nope, no Flock cameras up here.
Anymore.
Posted by: RI Red - at August 13, 2026 10:58 PM (LMRVO)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Meh. I do not like that song. at all.
'Murica!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dale at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (f45WX)
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 13, 2026 11:00 PM (ue8gJ)
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)
He's the one dancing with Ace.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
Now you know how I felt when my two favorite classical music stations were switched to rock.
Posted by: Nemo at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (4RPgu)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13,
That is so awesome!
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (BN8mS)
I have yet to see a flock camera. I guess either busy driving or spaced out, but am going to look and wave.
My 95yr old mother, in the boonies, called about some excitement down the road (which I find fit for Morons).
Apparently there was an ambulance, fire truck, sheriff and hwy patrol car at a farm. I still haven't figured out the hwy patrol, but whatever.
A woman walked 3 miles or more to get in a neighbor's pen of baby goats and frolic. When the owners told her to get off their property she claimed dehydration and walked into a large pond up to her head. At this point 911 was called.
When the deputies got her name they called her husband who refused to come pick her up.
Therefore the ambulance took her away.
Cue song: "They're Coming to Take Me Away" Hahaheehee. 1966 Napolean XIV
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)
But it can be a problem for anyone, even doctors.
And when Constipation occurs, it's interesting to see just what doctors consider important about a laxative they might use or recommend.
Well, a majority of the doctors we heard from had this to say.
A laxative should be effective, gentle, as close to natural acting as possible, and a medicine that can be used with complete confidence.
Now, Ex-lax has been popular with many doctors and millions of people over the years because pleasant-tasting chocolatey Ex-lax is effective.
Overnight it helps you toward your normal regularity.
Ex-lax is gentle.
Next morning it gives you the closest thing to natural action.
And that's why many doctors and millions of people use Ex-lax with complete confidence.
Ex-lax, the laxative that helps you toward your normal regularity, gently, overnight.
Is Ex-lax in your medicine cabinet?
Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:03 PM (cdNls)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Meh. I do not like that song. at all.
'Murica!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Yeah I don't know what it is about that song, but I frigging hate it. I would go as far to say it blows ass. Not even a god of metal could make it better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
Much better today. 86. Also, it's been much cooler, and the Big Grass fire got some rain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.
https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ
Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
I'd post it as a comment once it's written, but I don't think it will fit as one comment.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: oldgeezer at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (569Pr)
The fifth was delicious!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)
There is something about a dish pan full of nice warm soap suds that makes a woman feel that her dishes will come out really clean.
Every tiny granule dissolves completely in your dishwater, whips up to billowy clouds of suds and White King suds rinse away quickly and completely too when you douse your dishes with hot water.
Leave china, glassware and silver so extra bright they dry in a jiffy.
White King soap is extra kind to hands too.
It is so easy on lovely hands that thousands and thousands of ladies who use it say I love White King.
Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (cdNls)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
It's really difficult to keep Joe focused on a task, these days.
Posted by: Jill Biden at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv7MUtIwxKg
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr5Lq)
If I answered, I'd always tell them "____ is on tour right now, may I take a message?"
*click*
LOL!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (rdVOm)
https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ
Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
Neato. I love hearing new bands.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ
Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
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That's pretty damn cool - thanks for linking it.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: May I Help You at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (cdNls)
It'll take a couple viewings to be sure, but I think it's inevitable.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:17 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And I was led to believe that all lesbians were buxom, gorgeous, and unbelievably attractive. And yet…
Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:19 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)
Because "Flock You" would have been a little too on the nose
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (ruxZn)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)
It's a side effect of being 29-ish.
"What I once used to do all night
now takes me all night to do once."
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ...
* golf clap *
Since they're cameras, perhaps "Flock Hue?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
Where does Madmani live?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)
Let's see...
..."hour, hour, hour"...
Yep, that's about right.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:24 PM (ruxZn)
CCP intel official Philip Qiu, who is trained as a sniper, bought an historic building overlooking the White House.
China is surrounding our military bases & key assets. Now, they’re a stone's throw from the President and his senior team. @LenczyckiPhilip
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:25 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (L5eIP)
I love Doof's ONT sunset pictures and now look forward to just what he's gonna post.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
......
The song hadn't ended yet. Then all kinds of hell broke loose.
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (oq9dX)
Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
Well sure...a dick may go flaccid after a while, but a hole is always open for business!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (t19vo)
I'm old. Growing up if something I was doing or fixing wasn't going right my parents would say "maybe you were not holding your mouth right"
Maybe that is why sex does not last three hours, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:29 PM (/QHx4)
Over 30 high school students from Humble ISD's Kingwood High School and Atascocita High School were taken on a school-day field trip to the Centro Islamico, operated by IslamInSpanish in the Houston area.
The visit included a tour, lunch from halal food trucks, observation of midday prayer, and a presentation. Students were even provided scarves. A CAIR Houston representative spoke to them about their "rights as Muslim students and allies."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)
Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)
Uganda.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)
He had the light pen, and a program that displayed options for crust, size, ingredients of a pizza. The computer would dial the pizza place. The artificial larynx (Speak & Spell, Stephen Hawking) would place the order. Pretty slick.
I should add, he modified the kit so instead of sixteen lines of 64 characters each in b&w, his had a full 16-color CGA of twenty-four lines of 80 chr each (wasn't it?). It displayed a bit oddly, filling in the 16*64 first and then painting the rest of the screen, but it worked.
Those were the days.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (C8pEi)
Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.
https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:35 PM (/QHx4)
'Domiciliary' is a cool word. I think it must mean 'house hair adjacent' in some classic language.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:36 PM (Jr5Lq)
Braenyard,
That needs to stop.
Posted by: four seasons
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It get worse...
Just days ago, McKinney City Council voted 7-0 to approve a major new Islamic center complex on 5.5 acres, complete with a 15,000-square-foot sanctuary, classroom building, and gym. Residents packed the meeting past midnight. More than 150 people spoke.
An Iranian Christian refugee who fled Sharia law stood up and warned the council: "I'm a Sharia law survivor from Iran, an I'm here to tell you, this is a dangerous ideology you're allowing in the country."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:37 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)
"Halal food trucks". Serving goats buggered two counties away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (1z8ji)
Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.
https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Mone
Heh! I like it! Decent editing job.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 11:39 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Norwegian prog-metal group. Been around since 2001. They've had kind of an Opeth-like trajectory; started heavier, went lighter and more prog, now drifting heavier again.
Early heavier stuff; Not Even A Name:
https://youtu.be/5u-Gj4NGWAI
Later lighter stuff; On Hold:
https://youtu.be/8jZddRE_iHg
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:41 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:42 PM (/QHx4)
The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"
What was Franklin's take on that again?
The problem isn't Flock.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)
There was a time not that long ago when you would need a surveillance team on a 24 hour stake out to keep tabs on people this way. Imagine a world where each person is under that kind scrutiny all the time. Seems nuts, but here we are. The East Germans would be shocked at how easy it is.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (pMmVV)
on the Mangione thread comment #150
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420958#c42683422
Short form: Thanks.💓
Time for me to shower and snuggle down to clean sheets, per doctor's orders. Have to be at the hospital at 6am. An hour's drive from home. At least it won't be up to 100℉ yet that early. Hoping no more than two nights stay at the Healing Hotel.
Leaving the laptop at home. Probably won't be commenting much this weekend. Don't y'all start a riot without me.
https://youtu.be/ZnD2lCCuecE
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - hooray for modern anesthetics at August 13, 2026 11:45 PM (C8pEi)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)
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This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:47 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (iVkAA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (pMmVV)
This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?
If you're not a fan of data centers then you are a tool of Xi!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (hJKeX)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (/QHx4)
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (hJKeX)
What's he got against sauerkraut?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)
Have you tried negotiating with a sauer kraut? It's unpleasant.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (/QHx4)
What's he got against sauerkraut?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)
RFK, Jr. responded with a meme of Rubio riding a flying pop tart, showing his travel arrangements. Rubio responded that it was fake news - his favorite is cherry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:57 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
--
He could pass little bowls of it around the negotiation table.
They all could enjoy our gift to them.
It could be kosher and halal at the same time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:59 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (XeU6L)
Sorry, Marco-- you're on your own with those! But at least you can afford them, right?
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:02 AM (Jr5Lq)
Oh now she does it in a different direct...
"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"
Lady this is WHAT I voted for.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:04 AM (sKqQm)
Mike,
I remember some legend in SC about a goat man.
Don't know if that is what you are talking about.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (/QHx4)
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Yeah, that one is a classic.
One of our favorites:
Grocery store.
"Do you have Dad's root beer?"
"Yes"
"You better give it back or he's gonna kick your ass."
Click.
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)
If we went back to executions and long prison terms like we had in the 50s we'd have the crime rates of the 50s.
But the government isn't interested in that. So instead they offer endless monitoring that only ever results in them telling us "we were monitoring that killer before he killed. And its a good thing we were monitoring him because otherwise, uh, well, he would have killed people without us monitoring him first!"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (sKqQm)
12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)
Don't know if that is what you are talking about.
Posted by: four seasons
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That would be him. Pretty well known in the SE, but claimed 50 states of travel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:10 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:11 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:13 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
* looks over shoulder *
OK, not literally. After all the Flock discussion, I was worried.
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov)
I hate the words community and inclusive.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)
So there's a bullshit commercial on here showing a dude dipnetting claiming that somehow Sen. Sullivan is decimating the salmon population, which of course, he is not. The dude says dipnetting is his only way of supporting his family and his COMMUNITY.
It is illegal to sell dipnetted salmon, or to take more than the family limit, so what is he saying here, exactly?
Fuckwad.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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I have, and use a Tandy M100, and M102.Reason? BASIC in ROM, and, RS232. I still have some RS232 instruments, and it's the work of a few minutes to collect and record data. Moreover, both of those computers will operate 26 hrs. on 4 AA's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Mike,
I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.
I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.
I think something about a lizard dude.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)
I mowed dad's yard for years. Payment was one seriously cold beer. From the time I was 12, that is. Before that, it was gratis.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:19 AM (PO1sc)
Hubby grew up in SC. He and his family have lots of legend stories, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
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I encountered the guy once, I was probably 10 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:20 AM (XeU6L)
tcn,
So many people buy into that shit. It is crazy.
I cringe when i see the word community. The first four letters say it all. Comm. ies.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:22 AM (/QHx4)
Tribes here, will sell their "catch" regardless of laws. Also, they can hunt any time of year and waste all but the backstrap, without any penalty.
It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)
haveibeenflocked.com
Tried my tag: no I have not. Local college town that I retired from is full of them. Does not seem to be at county level, but rather everywhere in smallish county seat, the college town. If you want to see where the cameras are or report one you can use:
deflocktheusa.com/the-map/
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XJ22o)
I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.
I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.
I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.
I think something about a lizard dude.
Posted by: four seasons
Posted by: four seasons
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I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.
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'I think something about a lizard dude.' Could be ThomTillis.
Anyhow, The Brown Mountain Lights. And then, up in WV, Moth Man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:26 AM (hJKeX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)
It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)
Oh, yeah, we dipnet while the Natives use set nets, outside the limits, and haul in every damned thing. They also camp in the parking lot, which is illegal, but nobody says boo to them because, Native.
Poor put-upon Natives. When will they ever achieve equity?
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)
I quit for 2 reasons:
1) For unknown reasons, the popup ads stopped appearing-- completely. I was getting hundreds every night, then... nothing. night. No idea what went right.
2) One of the mods (presumably) started removing my popup ad posts. I don't go to the trouble of typing just to have my posts disappeared. Again, I thought the popup ads were so off-the-wall that they were funny.
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (/QHx4)
Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4)
Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)
I have always maintained the Iliamna Lake Monster is caused by... excessive alcohol intake.
Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier..... creepiest place I ever broke into as a teenager.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)
I'm about to call fuckwad on all their houses. At this point I'd seriously consider voting for anyone who pledged to not send me any more junk mail.
The mailboxes are small here, and lately mine has been stuffed almost every day with those cardboard flyers. At least have the couth to send me a fake letter, guys. As it is, you're giving me the same vibe as "Renewal by Anderson" window ads.
Fortunately there's a large trash can right by the mailboxes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)
I wonder if some of them were perpetuated by parents and teachers to deter HS teens from parking in remote, unlit areas.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)
The neighbors here with the sprinklers running during a drought.
I would love if the horses in the next block got loose and ate all their lawns.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)
Hi JQ, yes on the night cap, I would wish you a happy jalapeno party, but I am afraid of what that may mean in the Urban Dictionary.
Good night, BC.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (PO1sc)
I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
That reminded me of a "mashup" of Ann-Margret's famous Bye Bye Birdie dance scene to some song I can't remember. But alas, I can't find it on the Tube of Ewe. It was better that the original music.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)
Haunted by drunken teenagers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)
Oh, man-- I dgf what Urban Dick'nary has to say anymore.
JALAPENO PARTY!!!
There. I said it out loud. Whatevs. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)
Can you get moles on Amazon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)
Honey, going there drunk would be a death wish. We weren't drunk, just reckless. Not the same thing, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh, ick... you'll smell it in another day or two, I reckon.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)
It doesn’t mean your plate hasn’t been read, it has. It means no one has used the system to look for you.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
At least the fire would have killed the mousey smell. But man, you are going to light your place on fire lighting up mobile mice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)
Yeah, could be. OTOH, the lake is big/deep enough and close enough to Bristol Bay that it's not out of the realm of possibility for some large marine life to wander in there from time to time.
> Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier.....
Never been in, but you're right about the creepy vibe.
It's like a good/evil twin situation there with the Begich Towers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (IG3/x)
No Flocks here...not on my mountain....I can probably take em out, iff you know what I mean....😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (hJKeX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (/QHx4)
Good thing you lost out on that surplus nuke on eBay, eh?
Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)
Yeah, it added some mystery and excitement and the thought of possible danger to the hormone-fueled biological imperative.
Look! No bloody hook hand left hanging from the car's door handle! Yay!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)
I don't think Sparky got out of the roller cabinet. It's steel, and has a bottom in it. I checked all the other drawers, numerous times, and no mouse to be found. I expect there is a dead mouse behind or below the bottom drawers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)
I'll try feeding it some other plates and see if it ever registers a hit.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)
Yeah. Got sniped by some A-hole in Iran.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)
I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)
Funny story - the guy that I was dating at the time had never kissed a girl, either. So we kinda looked at each other. He asked if I knew what to do. I said no. He said he didn't, either.
So he said he would ask his older brother how to go about it, and we agreed to go out again the next week and try it out. Which we did. Over and over. Fun times.
We were good kids, though - both of us went to our respective spouses as virgins (I always figured that with my luck I would end up pregnant the first time I had unmarried sex, and I didn't want to have to tell the parental units that their innocent little girl wasn't quite so innocent 😂
.Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (SRRAx)
My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*
But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)
It was working great, until a flaming squirrel dashed out of its hole and ran into the dry weeds next to the course.
They had one heck of a grass fire to put out.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 12:48 AM (wn3L+)
Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (1z8ji)
My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*
But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
I very much recommend a terrier. Much easier to live with, and in our case, Louie was a dedicated mouser. And rabbit hunter. And gopher hunter. And occasionally a phantom-in-the-old-cornshucks hunter. He killed everything alive in the old farmhouse we bought and remodeled. And was cuddly at night.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)
As far as the physical situation, I agree.
When it comes to people, though, I'm gonna have to go with Girdwood. There's a reason they call it Girdweird.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)
Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)
Teenage rite of passage. I still get shivers thinking about it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:52 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)
Oh hell, it's just a bunch of old worn out hippies. Have to keep them somewhere, and Girdwood seems a good enough place for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (PO1sc)
Years ago we were in Estes Park and went to the Overlook Hotel. We did not stay there, just went to see it.
It felt creepy after seeing The Shining. I thought Jack was going to jump out, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (/QHx4)
I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)
After 'running out of gas'.
See Michael Jackson's Thriller, for instance.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (wVcYX)
They're Cold War Army rush jobs meant to guard the ice-free port at Whittier so stuff could be offloaded from ships and loaded on the train.
It's probably surprising they're still standing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)
Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)
The Buckner Building was built during the Cold War as a self-contained facility, so yeah, that was the idea. I think the Begich Towers work sorta that way, it's all condos although some of them are relet, so that people who fish out of Whittier have somewhere to shack up. No idea why else you would live there, unless you run the tunnel or the ferry terminal. But, when you drive in, you bring whatever you need, because there really is nowhere to buy groceries or necessities. There is a pretty good ice cream joint, but only during the summer. I have no idea who lives there year around. Not many.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (PO1sc)
262 Trump signed a national security memorandum directing the U.S. Navy to remove the electromagnetic catapult system (EMALS) from Gerald R. Ford-class carriers and revert to traditional steam catapults.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM
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At least the existence of the US electromagnetic system motivated the Chinese to attempt to copy it for their brand new, non-functional aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (azNOR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)
Her sister, on the other hand, loved to play with the mousies before disposing of them. She even brought one up on our bed late one night so that we could join in the festivities.
I have never jumped so far and so fast in my life....😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:00 AM (PO1sc)
This is the second time ever I was given a task to complete in a dream before a dead loved one showed up to shoot the shit with me. So weird.
In this case I was looking through documents in boxes. It's almost like the task comes along to keep me engaged and "in it". I have since researched and seen similar reports in what seem like "visit" dreams. I embraced her and then she had to go. I couldn't hold on but the dream world stayed which is very different from how lucid dreams go. Those vanish entirely. I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ah. Thought you'd mentioned a cat at some point. Couldn't remember if indoor or outdoor, and so figured "shop" based on your many busy posts.
My Cat is full-time outdoor. Neighbors got him from the "barn cat" shelter program, but he decided my place was more welcoming after they later adopted a dog. (shrug)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)
Louie the terrier used to bring us offerings of baby rabbits or the odd squirrel. He always looked quite dejected when I disposed of his various vermin. I think he would have preferred I slap them on the grill.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:05 AM (PO1sc)
The late Mrs. Borgia and I bought our first place as a married couple (a condo) from an airline pilot who was running a deal like that. He had it full of beds (no doubt quite illegally) and was renting 'em to other pilots who wanted to pocket most of the cash from their per diem.
He got switched to another route so he sold it off to us.
This was long before AirBnB was a thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM
I have dreams like that sometimes too. Parents, grandparents, late BF... and the whole day is just *surreal* afterward.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)
I lost my BFF in first grade to a brain tumor. Linda Austin. She was amazing in every way. When she lost her hair, mom let me shave my head to be in solidarity with her.
She died when she was nearly 7 years old. Not a day goes by when I don't offer up a prayer for her. Sometimes I dream of her as well. I don't think I can quite summon up her face when awake, but I seem to know her immediately when I'm asleep.
It isn't weird. It is confirmation of love. Don't be sad. Be very, very happy at being blessed by a personal visit after the fact.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:08 AM (PO1sc)
For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Speaking of dogs, I drove past a house in Elnora yesterday that had a sign on the fence: "Free Puppies". If the sign is still there week, maybe I will take a look.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (1z8ji)
Then I come awake and remember.
Sad, yeah.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (IG3/x)
Thanks, tcn. I'm sorry. Would you believe my friend's name is... Linda.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Aaron Guzman at August 14, 2026 01:13 AM (1qhmw)
Yeah the day was kind of like that. What I find interesting because I of course like psychology, is my brain can conjure a perfect 100% accurate picture of her as I knew her in a dream. Effortlessly. Even in my mind's eye.
But the woman I was talking to, although I recognized her as her, did not 100% look like her. Maybe 91%. I draw portraits of women, so yes it was 91%.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (vE0+H)
{{{Theresa}}} good to see you and you are making me laugh out loud tonight.
JQ, I've never had a cat, but my SIL always mentioned the green stuff left on her doormat in the morning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (ibDUx)
Anywhere you go there are cameras. Any store you go to. And if you go into a bank, a drug store to a wal mart a hardware store. They have them looking down streets, and high crime areas. Big deal. I don't care. If they help stop crime, great. If you don't like them, why? You doing something wrong? If not why do you care? Suppose some sorry ass decided to key your car and got caught on a flock camera and the sorry ass got thrown in jail, would you hate that? I don't think so.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 01:17 AM (UKrJG)
I didn't have that relationship with my mom, like remotely, so in a weird way I'm jealous?
In fact I had a night terror once coming off a prescription drug and it was my mother's screeching voice that filled my head and the room.
It's no wonder I'm so perfectly well adjusted.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (/QHx4)
For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)
Per my engineering mentor, who worked on the North Sea oil rigs, the deep sea divers working the rigs were all planning to save up and buy a dive shop in The Islands; but they always seemed to spend their weeks off in an Amsterdam brothel and would show back up at the rig flat broke.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (wn3L+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (ZVgZ4)
Why not go all the way and put 'em in your bedroom and bathroom? I mean, if you're not doing anything illegal, why would you mind? Maybe it would catch a burglar or rapist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:19 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)
The headless rats? I must bag & dispose of... somewhere.
If it's close to garbage day, I'll put it in my own can. If it's *merely hours after* weekly pick up I'll take it to a gas station or some other store-- where it will be taken out to a dumpster within a few hours and won't bother anyone else.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
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Something that isn't wrong today might be wrong tomorrow.
And we've already seen people retroactively punished as a rule for just that. Ruined by something they tweeted in 2011 when they were 17 and people had a sense of humor. As a rule.
So it's not that I'm bothered by flock or not bothered, just that I am not particularly comforted by the logic.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:21 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
LOL!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 01:17 AM (UKrJG)
It wouldn't take a Flock camera to do that; an ordinary monitor camera could catch that act. Flock cameras are automated license plate readers, so the database knows who you are, and everywhere you go. I'm sure they, or the police, combine that with cellphone geolocation data, and God knows what else. The potential for abuse is enormous, and numerous abuses are already on record.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (/QHx4)
The people who do these things know that we're hardwired to protect kids at all costs, which is a good thing, of course, but not when someone uses it for manipulation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (IG3/x)
AOP, definitely go and look at a pup, Pogo would more than understand.
I wish that Marco Rubio would chew his Pop Tarts into gun shapes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx)
I can only imagine what happens when you combine diving with oil field work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:29 AM (IG3/x)
He knew my favorite things-- and broke them. He knew my friends-- and told lies to our parents about them.
I hated that I had no escape until I left home.
He's still a jerk, and I have no contact with him. Tried for years to have a "normal" sibling relationship, but it was impossible. Our other siblings have nothing to do with him, as well.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Ben Richards, he Running Man's Ultimate Champion at August 14, 2026 01:32 AM (wVcYX)
I loved the picture of Rubio wearing a blonde wig. He has another job now, press secretary, lol.
People are so clever.
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:32 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
All of that, to simply say:
I HATE being watched!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
I like to watch.
Posted by: Chance the Gardener at August 14, 2026 01:35 AM (wVcYX)
"Leandra's Law"
Leandra, age 11, was unfortunately killed in a drunk driving incident. Horrible, no doubt about it.
The thing is, it was ALREADY illegal to drive drunk and ALREADY manslaughter to kill someone while driving drunk.
The drunk driver in this case pulled a 4-12 year sentence, BEFORE "Leandra's Law" was a thing. You could argue that should've been more, and I wouldn't dispute it.
The new "law" provides for a sentence of up to four years and a fine of $1000–$5000.
In other words, less than the perp got under the existing law.
But everyone got to grandstand for the cameras instead of doing actual useful work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:35 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:37 AM (1z8ji)
JQ,
I get it. It seems everyone around us here has a Ring camera. They have their uses but it creeps me out that going in the front yard means "smile,you are on Candid Camera"
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:37 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:38 AM (/QHx4)
Several of my neighbors have video security systems. Somehow, I don't mind that. Probably because I trust them more so than I'd ever trust my mean older bro!
When hubby first got sick and I ended up "retiring" from job to care for him-- older bro called and when I told him what's going on, his only reply was a *very sarcastic* "good luck with that."
Fker.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:45 AM (/QHx4)
Given the breadth of state and federal criminal law and regulations ... maybe.
Given the woke, hypersensitive culture that is looking to be offended ... most likely.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:46 AM (s522d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:49 AM (IG3/x)
Bad enough what was going on, but then to be ridiculed? Ugh.
The word "narcissist" gets bandied about so frequently, but when one looks up the DSM-V... there's a photo of my brother. *Textbook* overt narc.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:54 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:55 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
---
Obama was slick that way, foxing people to do something stupid.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:56 AM (JS6jE)
JQ, I am happy that right now you are spending some time with your good brother, it is important.
I am off to sleep Horde and I hope that you all have sweet dreams.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:56 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:57 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:58 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:59 AM (/QHx4)
He’ll be a true believer right up to when he’s thrown in the gas chamber.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 02:00 AM (7xx4i)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:01 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard
No. Late 60s and never been married. He had a few girlfriends over the years, though.
He's too selfish to share his life (or anything else, for that matter) with anyone else.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:08 AM (y8wRt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:08 AM (y8wRt)
I'm available.
Call me, Don.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 02:11 AM (s522d)
“The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary.”
--
She and the president are lock step. Good picture.
https://tinyurl.com/2933pdft
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:12 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Blackstone at August 14, 2026 02:15 AM (9byfS)
With Karoline, the men have to take it and the women don't want to get into a bitch fight with her. Some have tried, to their dismay.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:16 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:17 AM (y8wRt)
But, you know Donnie 2-scoops will find a good replacement.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
I often bitch about my neighbors on here. It reached a pinacle last Monday. Both parents arrested for felony neglect or abuse. I don't think there was physical abuse as I know the kids pretty well. The neglect part I can believe. The mom is shit. Antifa minded twat. The dad is somewhat okay but he keeps her stupid ass around so... I won't even go into the dude with blood all over his face telling me as I drove past I should stay away from them. Like I don't know that. Their kids on the otherhand I have known since 2 yo and birth. They are friends with my grandkids. They are also a bit slow. They also instigate a lot of shit. I keep them on a tight leash when they are here.
Gahhh. I don't even know what to think about this. Now I get to explain to my grands why their friends aren't coming over.
Need more beer.
This has been a rough week.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:21 AM (4nEvu)
I think you're correct.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:21 AM (wmzkx)
Happy 76th birthday to one of the most inconspicuous badasses in the history of the U.S. Army, Sergeant Major Mike Vining, who served from 1968-1999 and was one of the first members and initial cadre of Delta Force. Vining served in Vietnam, Iran, Grenada, Panama, Iraq, Kuwait, Haiti, and in many other conflict zones across the World
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:23 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)
I remember various scifi stories and themes about groups of people who decide to just break off and abandon technology and go back to the simple life.
I can see that, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 02:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:27 AM (JS6jE)
On top of that my little brother's house/castle is just outside an evacuation area from a wildfire. Winds changed direction tonight and he may have to as of yet. They aren't real fast though. I hope they get a line on it quick.
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:28 AM (4nEvu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:30 AM (JS6jE)
I can't believe that all of them have been naturally occurring. Just can't... So I'm a cOnSpiRaCy TheOrIsT, I guess? Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:33 AM (4nEvu)
Shorter version: "Don't blame us, we only make the tech; blame Gov't for abusing it."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:34 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
'Night, horde.
Fight, fight, fight!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)
At least a few backups, not kept in the same place...still would cost less in the long-run...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:39 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:41 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:43 AM (W90Ou)
The latest batch involve the same recorded/AI message about car insurance...
Congrats. I now hang up a call when I see "Possible Scam Call" on the phone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:45 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:43 AM (W90Ou)
Indeed. Guevara hates da gheys. He begged for his life at the very end.
" Guevara dropped his own fully functional rifle, with a near full magazine, and begged, 'Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! I am Che Guevara and I am worth more to you alive than dead!' As his small guerilla force was being decimated below, in the very trap he had led them into, Guevara’s only concern was for himself as he continued to plead with the Bolivian Rangers not to kill him."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:47 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:51 AM (JS6jE)
"Knowing that Rodriguez’s family had murdered by Che, the Bolivian Army officers at the scene, presented Felix with Guevara’s Rolex wristwatch."
A Rolex watch. Gee, that does seem very bourgeois...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:54 AM (l3cgK)
"Knowing that Rodriguez’s family had murdered by Che, the Bolivian Army officers at the scene, presented Felix with Guevara’s Rolex wristwatch."
A Rolex watch. Gee, that does seem very bourgeois...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:54 AM (l3cgK)
-
And it keeps on ticking!
The Rolex. Not Che.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 03:26 AM (skLNB)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 03:32 AM (skLNB)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 03:33 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 03:36 AM (skLNB)
But, you know Donnie 2-scoops will find a good replacement.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
Steven Miller, please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 03:49 AM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 03:49 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 03:49 AM (DZ9Lv)
Would you like to live in interesting times?...
Posted by: Chinese Proverb/Chinese Curse at August 14, 2026 03:51 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)
i spend much time avoiding it..
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Seal Sumo Wrestling Cafe
Train station in Porto, Portugal (?)
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@JooBernardoCor1
Incredible video of a meteor taken from flight attendant Alexandra Spasskaya on Aeroflot Flight SU 1289 from Ulyanovsk to Moscow.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (PQ96V)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)
Is that what they call it now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: IYKYK at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR)
Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.
Fox News
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4
I feel guilty. I live in a development that was formerly a 1500 acre cattle ranch.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)
Alternatively...
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM
And penguins will projectile poop all over it, making it unrideable from the intense and mephitic smell.
Which red button do you choose?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."
We tried.
/8th Air Force
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (pP7rZ)
Here in SW Wyoming it is the horrible drought. Can't grow the hay to feed the cattle. Some ranchers are "downsizing" their herds.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (/QHx4)
I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (amcLV)
They're going to double shifts in Texas... they grow beef there, I'm told.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)
Jungle Loves was our prom theme song
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)
Are they laying off Americans?
Or others?
I thought Tyson loved them their illegals.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)
Well, crap
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (UKrJG)
Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."
We tried.
/8th Air Force
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)
__________
The problem is that the Germans went all Brutalist to make a break from all the Wilhelmine-Hitler architecture of the past. So now they have new buildings that got old very fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)
To Serve Beast
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Gimme that red steer steak for half price!~
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (gYkRR)
Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)
Meesth lovff thems cowsth
Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)
Did you see that? Mofo stole my spot.
--Driver of the white car.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (syz1S)
This is not good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Paid $7.19 in the rolls yesterday. Got 2. We mix them with ground pork and venison. Makes that hamburger taste more "beefy". Don't ask me to explain it.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (vJrRc)
close second
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)
Going more with pork, chicken, lamb and salmon recently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)
Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?
Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (q6tQZ)
Just stumbled on this video. Somebody in Johannesburg caught the Raptor relight on the last Starship test flight:
https://t.ly/5C193
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)
Fox News
Posted by: four seasons
I'mma bet it's really because ICE sent home all their screw-worm infested Messican workers
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:58 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Lofty Perch at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
My Doctor took me off beer six months ago.
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)
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You had a prescription for beer???
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 08:02 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (6XDXn)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (KC5Lt)
The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.
I only have two.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)
No my prescriptions don't get along with beer.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (UKrJG)
Well, crap
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM
Come to my daughter's cookout. I'll grill one up for you, free!
Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR)
The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.
I only have two.
Posted by: polynikes
Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Depressing, depressing, depressing.
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)
Just in time for Thanksgiving like the last two years.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)
It'll be interesting
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)
I agree it's depressing but it also a terrible movie.
I have a few that I thought were good movies until they decided they needed a depressing ending because 'art'.
This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:15 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:16 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi)
This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.
Posted by: polynikes
"Cold Mountain"
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:18 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:20 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ...
Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:21 PM (6XDXn)
Old Dutchess is doing better now that we've cut her epilepsy medicine back a bit. Her prescribed dose was leaving her woozy and impaired her motor skills. I thought she was a goner, but thought to try this first. Now she's brighter eyed and moves around with greater assurance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (O0L8i)
I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)
I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)
Same principle. More throat tearing than shooting Russians in the head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)
I would recommend absolutely nobody watch it ever. I don't like "message" movies as it is, no matter what the message is, but Lord that one is just pure libtard tripe.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi
I've been watching Enterprise while doing my projects.
Very good. Maybe one of the best of all of them. They did 'comedy' episodes very well. And 'A Night in Sickbay' was pretty sexy.
Blalock and Park oiled up. Sweet.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:27 PM (enNUy)
I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)
He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
--------
FAFO
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 08:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:36 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
That's good news!
Thank you.
It may be early bedtime tonight.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)
Central Valley Calif here... average price nationwide for an acre foot of water? $41.00
Here? in the foothills where we USED to raise cattle? $500.00. We USED to have a fairly good cattle industry.... not anymore.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 08:40 PM (mP0Kj)
My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.
Posted by: ...
I saw that in a theater when it first came out. Yuck.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:41 PM (Cqx++)
Abdul keeps getting better and better. The Dem establishment tried to br___ him down with commercials saying he disrespected women.
They should have used this...
Abdul must not like dogs.
Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.
According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer.
In 2015 alone, the facility killed 1,988 dogs and 272 cats, accounting for more than a quarter of all dogs euthanized in the county that year.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)
He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Why not? It was Nancy Kovack.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kovack
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Cqx++)
It is getting close however. "Book of Shadows" (set in Forgotten Realms) is available on youtube and is already better than all the other D&D movies not set there.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Case
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Mine don't either. Bourbon, on the other hand. ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
I was surprised that ATF didn't ask for a stay but they still have another 50-something days to file an appeal so anything can still happen. That said, I'm not sure how many people who wanted one were still being put off post-OBBB. Some for sure, but tens of thousands? Millions? I dunno.
When OBBB passed, my prediction was that increased demand would lead to increased prices which would lead to increased production and/or new producers which would lead to decreased prices. That actually doesn't seemed to have happened. So will it happen now? Again, I dunno. It still seems reasonable to me but I'm a proven loser at predicting what other people will do.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:48 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Piper
That's food, and not two new pets, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)
But you lead the nation in snail darters!
Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)
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It was the flea epidemic, he did it to save them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
I don't know what the going rate normally is for a ton of hay.
Oldest son the Forest Service is paying almost $400 a ton to feed the wild horses they take care of.
No rain, no food for the animals.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:52 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Piper
That's food, and not two new pets, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)
Ha! Yes. But I could see why it would be questioned.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)
Texas has had a lot of rain, so their cattle are probably okay.
It rained here today for 30 minutes. Most rain we've had for many months.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (/QHx4)
Oh now she does it in a different direct...
"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"
Lady this is WHAT I voted for.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)
Fresh market has it, but I think it has to come from very specific regions now.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 09:04 PM (y7IOQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
I forgot about that one. It was but I thought it was just more tragic as I didn't feel any connection to the characters. I thought it was an interesting movie though and have watched it a couple of times.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)
It's ice cream !
Posted by: Penguin Joe at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (X5Jzz)
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand
Yes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (Cqx++)
Washington State is having some fires as well. mount Baker is supposed to get snow this weekend. Kinda early, but maybe we will get a bomb snow year. It would be nice.
We got significant snow on the beach in winter 2020. Folks harnessed a husky dog team and had them pull a sled full of kids in 14 inches of snow on the beach. It was hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:10 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 09:11 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)
That sounds awesome!
We have never been on the coast during the winter. We really want to do it. I love the ocean. Humbling.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (aJQbY)
I can't remember the last time she wasn't here at night with Ralpjy and I.
Everyone have a great night.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (Sco7b)
I also want to win the lottery.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)
Colorado's GOP chose God to run for Governor. Technically God's missionary, name of Victor Marx. That's the pitch Marx is putting on his flyers, that God chose Marx to run in that state.
Pretty bold strategy given Colorado's demographics in 2026.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)
You should have come a bit further south. I was in Renton this morning getting the car serviced. Walked down the street to a coffee shop and got approached twice by tweakers. The bus stop reeked of urine. And Kent has really gone downhill.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:28 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)
Well, I'm in Kent, so that's not news to me. My family's house is about the only decent spot in the city. Burien is a wreck, even Normandy Park and 3 tree point aren't great anymore. But you can't pick where you're from!
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:30 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:33 PM (BN8mS)
This is wild. Some folks have waaaay too much time on their hands.
https://tinyurl.com/ybjmdsrz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)
I didn't - I haven't visited the waterfront since they demolished the viaduct. Maybe next trip.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)
I'd say it's one of the few honest places.
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:37 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2026 09:42 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2026 09:43 PM (9c7Cw)
If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)
There are other places?
But, now, about that "sane" part. Have you seen the ONT comments?
Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (C8pEi)
2-3 dozen hummingbirds at once cease being cute and start being aggravating.
So the daughter and grandkids took the feeders. They think having tons of hummingbirds swarming about is awesome.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:46 PM (FdpeO)
Stop The Humming!!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 13, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)
If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)
I would love that! I was going to cruise Alki today and thought of you! (is Salty's still there?) but I missed the turn . Hopefully next trip--- I'm still cleaning up my family's house and figuring out what to do with it...
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:51 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)
You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)
They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (FdpeO)
We don't know what the hummingbirds are finding to eat here.
With the drought no one can plant anything. No flowers, vege gardens, etc.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:56 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:57 PM (/QHx4)
I love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)
Saw a bunch while walking along the greenbelt in Boise last weekend. Why do they hate each other so much?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (aJQbY)
You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)
They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)
I read this while listening to Run to the Hills, Iron Maiden. Noice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (MWfyi)
Quick Hits
Joshua CarrAnd if you thought "they'll next accuse Tyler Robinson's lawyers of being part of the conspiracy to frame him because they admitted he killed Charlie Kirk," step up to the cashier to collect your winnings. Huh: Scott Bessent says that George Soros, who he used to work for -- on the financial side, not the civilization-destroying foundation side -- tried to tank the markets after Trump's 2016 win, selling off everything to move the markets down. Bessent said he seized on that as a buying opportunity and made a fortune.
@Joshua_the_car I debated a Candace Owens fan last night. I kid you not he opened with this: "We all know this case is fishy because we've all watched CSI and Dexter and know how a crime scene works."
This behavior is normalized, indulged, and encouraged. We have been demoralized to the point where our weaklings and cowards, which is most of us, especially those politically-attuned enough to rise in woke bureaucracies, are too afraid to say "this is wrong and will be punished." Oh no, Hollywood wash-out "Lily" Wachowski, who now pretends to be a woman, cries that he can't get funding for a movie with an all-trans cast:
I saw someone mocking a leftwing female director for being just absolute crap. Then he pointed out, "It's funny that the 'Wachowski sibilings' haven't made a good movie since they became 'women.'" I think that's actually true. When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash. Didn't they do that terrible Stallone/Banderas dueling assassins movie? That was horrible. Then they did Jupiter Ascending, an infamous bomb. I've heard Cloud Atlas is decent but here's the thing -- I never believed that. Gavin Newsom visited early-primary-state Michigan to talk up how similar California and Michigan are. That's the whole problem, says Justine Bateman.
Justine BatemanAnd how did this little ponce's visit go? Not well. His tour of Michigan was marked by cancellations and pitiful crowds.
@JustineBateman LOL. Your comparison between these two cities is very significant. Detroit's main industry of automotive production was destroyed and left the town hollowed out. The same thing is happening with Los Angeles. The entertainment business has been steadily drained from this place for at least a decade. LA will soon be hollowed out just like Detroit. It is becoming just sprawling city with no central industry at all.
Calling it Newsom's "swing (and miss) state tour," Politico reported on Wednesday that his "buzzy X posts and vertical videos" from Michigan "this week suggest a slam dunk trip to an early nominating state." But even though Newsom's social media feed racked up "a million views of a 65-hour tour," Politico noted that "the posts may also be the latest sign that social media is not real life." Translation: It was a trip notable mostly for bad execution and embarrassing turnout.
Saying Ann Arbor has a small Democrat donor base is like saying you couldn't spot any tech bros in Palo Alto. "He had a lot of good meetings," Michigan Democratic Party Chair Curtis Hertel told Politico, adding Newsom was a big hit at a local barbecue. I believe this was the barbecue:
Some Michigander politicos pointed out that Newsom canceled a fundraiser with state AG nominee Eli Savit that included the controversial host Kelly Neumann, according to an invite obtained by POLITICO and circulated to some Democrats who didn't realize the event was canceled when Newsom's team was made aware of Neumann's background. Newsom initially planned two competing fundraisers in Ann Arbor on Sunday, one for Savit and one for the state House Democrats. When the latter found out about the Savit fundraiser they pulled out, citing a small Ann Arbor donor base.
Gavin Newsom pulling a massive crowd of 17 septuagenarians in Michigan. Yeah he's DEFINITELY gonna be the nominee for President. LMAO. pic.twitter.com/GrLf3Ebc2X
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 11, 2026
Corrupt billion-dollar grifter Stacey Abrams says that the south has lived under "soft authoritarianism" since 1776. Kamala Harris does not dispute her and smiles knowingly in agreement.
INSANE
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 13, 2026
Failed Gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams tells Kamala Harris that the south has been under authoritarian rule since 1776.
"They want to understand what authoritarianism can look like in the US, I say look south. We’ve lived under soft authoritarianism…since 1776.” pic.twitter.com/jZoiwJHbHI
Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 12, 2026
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Even the judge was shocked.
This monster will be out of prison… pic.twitter.com/MaESrrLmPp
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 13, 2026
Commie anti-Israel fanatic Owen Jones: "I support a one-state solution with Arab majority rule after a right of return is exercised. Don't worry, the Jews will be fine."
— David Bernstein (@ProfDBernstein) August 13, 2026
His X audience, as in the tweet below: "How dare you as a Westerner tell Palestinians that they can't murder… https://t.co/EdVmwNT8Mw
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)
The love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals.
Right back atcha, you subhuman vermin.
-- canines the whole world over
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (wxsGM)
Ian Faith: “The Boston gig has been cancelled…”
David St. Hubbins: “What?”
Ian Faith: “Yeah. I wouldn’t worry about it though, it’s not a big college town.”
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (0CU3H)
is that really on? I've wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: synnerman at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (p7FI4)
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (gN+5I)
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle)
I remember it not as particularly bad, but there was a shit ton of disaster movies in the late 70s early 80s. Earthquake, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)
>>is that really on? I've wanted to see that.
It's playing in my Movie Vault app from my collection.
I built a randomizer in it that will play a random movie or tv show from my collection.
You press a button labeled, You feeling lucky, Punk?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Great news, the Abdul El-Sayed ads are now on Michigan tv.
Him, over and over "I am dangerous."
He may only get 30 some percent of the vote.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)
Tou need remember inly one thing about Ann Arbor (besides that the University of Michigan sucks), and that is it has sent three generations on Dingels to Congress.
"Three generations of imbeciles are enough"
-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)
Well, that crossed over to incoherence quickly enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (YZ0Fo)
Michigan gaybros are you voting for Abdul El-Seyed?
I’m a white gay who’s been out for nearly 30 years, and met and befriended many Muslims, I’ve never felt an ounce of judgment. If anything a sense of camaraderie in that we’re both “othered” in US society.
I used to lived in San Francisco Castro (gay district) and some of the businesses are owned by Muslims in the area. They are the most friendliest people I know.
Yes, vote for him! Not only this guy has all the dreamy qualifications one can ask for, but he is also a vocal, progressive ally with a track record that is endorsed by LGBTQ organizations.
He's the quintessential American dream (boat). An Ivy League graduate, a Rhodes Scholar, plays lacrosse, and he's extremely well-spoken. An epidemiologist? It's time for dumb-dumbs to go bye-bye.
He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE.
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Earthquake had Lorne Green and a guy who played a trigger happy National Guardsman who liked to dress up as a woman (thats how you knew he was evil.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That was the former child evangelist, Marjoe Gortner.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (s9VOe)
Tank Abrams would make any man soft...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (l3cgK)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
I feel a bit stabby right now. Due to the news and entertaining kids all week. I am not a saint.
Want to bomb Iran to dust and be done with it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO)
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It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)
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At least it was obvious with which head those squeebois were thinking.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (s9VOe)
“I have respect for the individuals that are in the pornography industry, not because they’re degrading women, but because they are professionals in their field. So I give them that respect of being able to have a job and stimulate the economy. We’re in a free country… you can turn on your…”
ERIKA KIRK
June 3, 2012
Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA)
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu
If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Poseidon Adventure is my favorite of those flicks.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)
ERIKA KIRK
June 3, 2012
Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA)
Is that from the book, "Quotes and Other Shit Made Up by Leftards"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:57 PM (l3cgK)
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He always came across as a strange guy, in and out of films. I don't believe he dressed up as a woman in Earthquake. He wore a wig so his hair was up to regulation standards.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qBdHI)
I just got out of the theater myself; saw "The End of Elm Street". It's like a Spielberg movie with extra teeth. Thumbs up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)
Those AI robots prove how stupid they are by using humans as "batteries"...thermal energy is the lowest for of energy...turning that into other more useful forms is lossy. It would have been better to tap into geothermal energy from earth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Both heavily influenced by Neuromancer. Which the first trailer for the show is out and looks like it could be good.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qwLiq)
Like most businesses who have long term plans and goals the muzzies also have those goals. It is not a religion it is an organization with the goal of taking over our country.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kpS4V)
Far too many denizens in the limelight ought to read the room, shut their blathering pie holes for several months and reflect on whether they really understand what the rest of us think and believe.
They don't.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)
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Susan Flannery??? From wiki:
In the mid-1970s, Flagg was in a relationship with American writer Rita Mae Brown, with whom she shared a house in Charlottesville, Virginia.[19][20] The couple met at a party in the Hollywood Hills hosted by Marlo Thomas.[21] According to Brown, Flagg dated and lived with former The Bold and the Beautiful actress Susan Flannery for eight years.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)
That was a good movie as I recall.
The AI version where he goes back into time into a towering inferno chasing Nicole's killer will be fun.
Oh, Deadline had this....
As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.
The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.”
“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b)
I'll bet she sure wanted to do some authoritarian rulin', as do all Democrats. Abigail Spanberger surely did try to do a lot of authoritarian rulin', but she was stopped from going full Empress Authoritay by the Virginia Constitution and a judge or two.
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 07:00 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of
I can't decide if we should see that, Brink of war, or The rivals of Amziah King tomorrow.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YZ0Fo)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
I bet those ears look like handles to the right guy, IYKWIM.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (JvZF+)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
****
If she tripped over herself, fell down and rolled over him.
Posted by: clarence at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (LJvR/)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: jim
I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu8)
I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR)
So why didn't the judge kill the deal?
In most states, the judge can kill a plea deal if s/he determines it doesn't serve the interests of justice.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (enNUy)
He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.
Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent"--Adam Smith
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: jim
I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu
But enough about his asshole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)
I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH)
Even Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him!
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S)
I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots.
But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB)
.......
Because all they think about is public bathrooms and perverted, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S)
I liked Mike Wachowski's acting in "Monsters". Very emotive, even with one eye.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (l3cgK)
The First Matrix movie was good
I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes.
Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name.
And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash.
No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap.
Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy
What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him!
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu
Pardon, heck! We'll run him for Congress!
Posted by: The Maine Democratic Party at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR)
I usually go with shim or tranny, but sometimes "guy pretending to be a woman" is necessary for clarity. But "pervert" would be a helpful adjective!
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
Boo in her monster suit was the best part of that one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: My Two Bits at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: wth
I don't see the problem (gluk gluk gluk)
Posted by: Club THOT blowing some rando in the bathroom stall at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (K9nu8)
IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of automated license plate readers
https://t.ly/boolV
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)
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Your offer is ACCEPTED.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (JvZF+)
I find these terms acceptable. A country should be able to eject the terrorists who are invading their country. Let's start with Michigan.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (0MjtC)
Most Jews would be expelled, Mizrahi would be dhimmis.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)
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The lucky ones would be expelled. I don't think the process would be... tidy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (O0L8i)
I enjoyed the Matrix partly because it was a cultural zeitgeist that tapped into my late 90s geekdom, which consisted mostly of late night LAN parties and microwaved pizza
I wish i could go back to those times
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)
The politicians are venal. The laws are created by these same venal politicians, including those laws that allow for voting rife with voter fraud. If you removed the voter fraud, Spencer Pratt would be on the ballot in November.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)
To share in the suffering...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
==
Agreed, it just didn't seem like that like 20 years ago.
All of these Kalifornians moving into places, buying up property, spiking real estate prices, bringing their bullshit values, etc has really pissed people off throughout all 50 states.
Plus the epic homeless problem, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)
sorry, we have not had a valid election for about 20 years.
Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:10 PM (mP0Kj)
To share in the suffering...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Why, those sneaky little imps! We're gonna have words!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Case
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It's worse than stupid, the voters are slaves to ideological leftism. A mayor can basically burn the place down and they'll reelect her by lopsided margins. Because anything is better than MAGA.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (eIzlH)
Wisconsin, Michigan, NY, Oregon
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy)
I'd love to see President Trump perform them on live tv.
The liberal mental illness needs to be constantly fed.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base.
I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH)
His movies are fuckshit of piss and vinegar for the most part
The only one I genuinely liked was Batman Begins, the rest are assmunchies
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Romeo13
Lol!
The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.
Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu8)
Skip it. I saw it as a kid. Loved it. But it hasn't aged well. Too much like a soap opera set. Kinda sucks, actually, despite an all star cast.
Substitute Earthquake or Juggernaut for your '70s catastrophe fare.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Romeo13
Lol!
The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.
Posted by: Chicago
Texas and LBJ would like a word.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
I never thought it was. It's a large city full of very liberal drunk Irish people. And they rule New England.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
We moved to Colorado in the ate 1990s. It was wonderful. Business was booming. Conservative gubmint. Hell, Ben Nighthorse Campbell ditched the Democrat party for the GOP.
But, slowly, then suddenly, the billionaire leftists landed in their fancy planes. Like Pat Stryker. And it all went to shit. Quickly.
We moved to Idaho, and love it; but I still get the same sensation that the locusts are not far behind.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Don't worry, we're working to change that as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Mayor Wu and mass immigration at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (K9nu8)
>> Too much like a soap opera set.
The soap opera aspect is what makes it good.
The 70's and early 80's were the zenith of the soap opera.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Musical Moron at August 13, 2026 07:17 PM (K9nu8)
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My Hero!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:19 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)
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Well, do ya, punk?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:20 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)
He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE.
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲
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Reddit is gayer than... a RuPaul rave !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (g47mK)
Remember, Hamas' plans for after their victory (which the Israelis captured) were to kill and deport the entire Jewish population of Israel, with the exception of a few Israelis with very high-value skills, which Hamas intended to keep as slaves for the benefit of the "Palestinian" economy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base.
I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state.
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH)
It's also not a supermajority dem/socialist/commie either, like the state legislature is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (l3cgK)
Could it be considered kitsch? 'Cause that's my interpretation.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)
The WNBA ‘felt like a lifeline’ for LGBTQ+ fans. Anti-trans attacks are testing that refuge.
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham’s remarks opposing transgender athletes in women’s sports injected political debate into a league with no openly trans women players.
...Vázquez, who is Black and queer, saw themself reflected in both the WNBA and its fanbase as they attended more games in person. “It felt like a lifeline to queer community at a time when I felt really disconnected from it,” they said. “It was really important to me that I would see intergenerational queer communities, like queer families and older lesbians, and it just felt so special to me in a way that I hadn’t seen in other sports.”
Jen Barnes, founder and CEO of Rough & Tumble, one of the nation’s first women’s sports bars, said Freedom’s and White’s declarations for the draft were “absurd” and misogynistic.
Hultquist, who works for an international LGBTQ+ nonprofit in the Seattle area, said “A very small number of people — probably not actually even fans of the league — are trying to use this opportunity and this issue to divide fans and divide players,”
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu
Because in 1960, the dems were real friends of blacks, like LBJ and Robert Byrd...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (l3cgK)
Cashing in on the disaster craze. Poseidon Adventure, et al.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (JvZF+)
"Senate Elections According To Fox News Polls
GOP Pick up
🔴 Michigan
Dem Pick Up:
🔵 Texas
🔵 Ohio
🔵 Iowa
🔵 Maine
🔵 North Carolina"
Texas is going blue y'all !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK)
Alpha News
@AlphaNews
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1h
WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures
"So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?"
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK)
Alpha News
@AlphaNews
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1h
WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures
"So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?"
Posted by: beckster at August
But she's an injun and uses all of the animal.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Really? Is that what happened? Sophie Cunningham injected the political debate?
It's fun living in parallel worlds and watching the funhouse through the safe side of the glass.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (oji8u)
It is rumored that the reason why Chicago has the 606-- zip codes (which are out of sequence) is because Kennedy and Daley met at the 606 strip club in Chicago to finalize their plans to steal Illinois' electoral votes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK)
I occasionally get his EweToob ads while watching videos...I fast-forward through them.
A real man who would represent the value of Texas... /sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK)
Talafreako has a new ad out with him and his Pawpaw drinking iced tea on a front porch, in mason jars no less, essentially saying vote for me cuz I love my neighbor. He forgets to mention the neighbors’ kids.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (SjAWL)
>>Towering Inferno was made to give all those washed up stars one last paycheck.
Of the 11 top billed stars only 3 can be said to be at the end of their career.
The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Old Quaker Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM
But is he stentorious?
Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots.
But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB)
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Maybe the special effects are why Star Wars, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Avatar were such big hits. How many of them would have been a footnote on MST3K without those features? And without the nostalgia filter, how would more modern audiences rate them?
Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM
But is he stentorious?
Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
He's an oleaginous viper.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (l3cgK)
Look away
Dixieland
Posted by: GM at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B)
Originally Luke Skywalker was supposed to be named Luke Starkiller...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
There is a very rare LEGO minifigure of Luke Starkiller
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM
While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)
The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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Don't make me stop this car.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:38 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM
While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)
Does shooting punks in the wild count as range time?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
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Jennings is doing well where he is.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (ndZc7)
Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking for The Gun Thread. This is Argument. Stupid git!
Posted by: Mr. Barnard at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (oji8u)
Betting sites still favor Paxton
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (CW7qp)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Advo at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (jO4mz)
The Critical Drinker review would be epic.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (nHXB4)
Now excusing working for Soros when Soros was hell bent on destroying the West, that’s a horse of a different color
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (diia5)
The First Matrix movie was good
I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes.
Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name.
And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash.
No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap.
Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)
Seconded.
Posted by: goozer at August 13, 2026 08:33 PM (eTh1u)
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 08:43 PM (y7IOQ)
Stalin's War, Sean McMeekin
Posted by: JohnW at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (2jGim)
Peak Cultural Enrichment: Muslim-Dominated City Council of Hamtramck, Michigan, Votes to Permit Animal Sacrifice in People's Backyards, Over Objections of Non-Muslim Minority
Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city After months of debate, the city council has voted to allow the practice of animal sacrifice, for religious purposes, in Hamtramck. The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.This is the media, so they're lying to you (of course). The case they're talking about is the Santaria animal sacrifice case. The court did not find that people had a right to sacrifice animals. It found only that a law specifically passed to block a religious minority (Santaria) from sacrificing animals was a violation of the right to free exercise of religion. In other words, it is perfectly legal to generally ban animal sacrifice, or the slaughter of animals outside of a slaughterhouse and apply that law to religious minorities. The Supreme Court only said you cannot ban something specifically to thwart the practice of a religion. Presumably, slaughtering animals is already illegal in Michigan (except in licensed slaughterhouses) or else they wouldn't have had to pass an ordnance permitting it. So they're lying to you, as usual, giving it the "what's the big deal, the Supreme Court decided this in 1993 already" treatment. But it's a lie. And either these "expert journalists" can't be bothered to look up a major Supreme Court case, or did look it up, and chose to consciously lie to readers to convince them this is No Big Deal.
English speaker fluency level: Beyond native. In fact, there's already work-around for Muslims: They can just pay a butcher to slaughter an animal at the bucher-shop. But they're whining that that's not good enough. They want the Caliphate to exist here in America:
The act of animal sacrifice is often practiced among Muslims during Eid. "Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty," a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting. "Really ridiculous catastrophic resolution," another one said. "If it's not passed then we are ready to take it to courts for religious rights because it is constitution."
Many Muslims pay a butcher to perform the religious sacrifice but for some families, it's just not practical. "A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.
In Hamtramck, the first Muslim-majority city in America, an all-Muslim council just legalized backyard animal sacrifice.
— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) August 11, 2026
The non-Muslim minority showed up to object.⁰
They were outvoted.
This is not “diversity.”⁰
The new majority rewrites the rules to reflect its own sacred… pic.twitter.com/hbD9vnuJAc
I wonder if she would shout to a Muslim this is a Christian town. Doubt it. https://t.co/kFQu6nv3O2
— petitedov (@petitedov) August 13, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (W4Mfe)
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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (wxsGM)
I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
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He followed up by asserting "The fastest way to clean this city up would be by deporting every last one of these Islamonazis."
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
There is no separation of mosque and state you racist.
Posted by: Idiot Leftists Standing in Line Waiting to be Beheaded at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (bPFJP)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (DQcsn)
And yet, we let them come here.
So this is what you get when you let dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people into your country.
Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (pLPqp)
I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)
That was Old Testament.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
And, yet, they don't refer to it as an "animal sacrifice."
Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (UixuB)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (wxsGM)
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
In the Old Testament, yes. The New Testament contained the only sacrifice that mattered.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (bPFJP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM
The penguins of the hominids?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (0sNs1)
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I've got a safe space for you, hoss: Baghdad. Fuck off.
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Hosea 6:6 at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)
Howdy neighbor, whatcha grilling?
You bastard, that is one my Spots legs. He's been missing for a few days.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (bX16E)
No, that can't be right. I know that Michigan allows hunting, so killing animals is allowed.
Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?
I haven't read the old decision, but it seams like it would be impossible to pass a ban that complies.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Hamtramck Sharia Council at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (Jl/ju)
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
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Yeah but wringing a chicken's neck probably doesn't involve ululating and screaming to your false god while torturing an animal to death with a big knife to please your false god.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (bPFJP)
Posted by: Welcome to Springfield at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Hopefully this break sticks around for another few days.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (pLPqp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (JvZF+)
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Yup. That's what this is about. Slaughtering goats in Suburbia. Former Suburbia, I guess.
I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (PZ7h8)
They can get fucked. It's either eat those tenderloins or let them go to waste.
Now...dumping carcasses and offal in the campground, that is a negative.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (pLPqp)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)
Won't work in a National Forest. I don't think Michigan has juris-mah-diction.
But in a State Park...
Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM
Is the problem that the goat wasn't boltgunned before the exsanguination? Or just doing it in front of everyone?
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (4NO2D)
And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)
They specifically rely on demographic dominance to overwhelm the region before war, and even between wars they try to insert their kind into, or near, Christian villages or valleys and then out breed them so they will have an advantage when the war comes.
What we are seeing in USA is not a new response to new political conditions, it is their same old practice that they have used for centuries, and I am sure they are teaching this in mosques here and at the source countries to encourage people to migrate.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (vyxPb)
Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?
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They didn't pass the ordinance to codify it
They passed it to rub your nose in it
_one more step
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)
And that is a way that would pass SCOTUS scrutiny. Not a ban on animal sacrifice, which would always have a religious component, but on animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty is something that does not hinge on religious beliefs and so can be banned for all.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (8mulE)
So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.
No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage
If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.
Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack
> No, but boy did that goat Smack
This.
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Posted by: Bunsen Honeydew at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (KqauX)
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Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 06:02 PM (xCuiu)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)
They also push - constantly push - their laws onto the land they control.
Does anyone doubt that those ragheads on their slave mats 5 times a day bowing to their masters, who insist on doing it near churches, in the street, at work, in airplanes, etc. Does anyone doubt that they were taught to do this as a form of intimidation and dominance?
This is all just blatant conquest.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vyxPb)
And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)
We already have it in 10 states with abortion at birth.
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)
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Course not. And even if they did it would be GOOD
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)
I mean worse. The Left do not stop until they are.....
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: toby928(c
The problem was it happened at an apartment complex that had a row of parking garages. Children were playing while this large animal was dragged/hanged at the opening of the garage.
Children tend to be protected from the reality that animals are killed for humans to eat. It is terrorizing to allow the slaughter to be done in public. imo
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (F3Dlr)
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind
The Left loves its concept known as "Orientalism" -- the notion that westerners like to fetishize and "exoticize" the east (including the Middle East) and apply western standards to it, because we simply can't understand it with our limited western worldview.
But that's exactly what happened when the West encountered the thing called "Islam." Because we int he West had no word nor any concept to characterize the all-encompassing philosophy/lifestyle/military doctrine/economic system/social conformism/personal control of Islam, we just shrugged and called it a "religion," even though the followers of Islam itself did not think of it as a "religion," but simply "the only allowed way of existing."
That Western "orientalist" mischaracterization of Islam as a religion persists to this day.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)
And gays only want to visit each other in the hospital...
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (kLycv)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM
*shifty eyes*
Marooo?
Posted by: The Red Heifer at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (K9nu8)
What's next? Call to prayer loudspeakers, Muslim only housing developments governed by Sharia Law, or/and Muslim only foot washing stations in airports to name a few starter cultural takeovers.
Time to fire up the reconquesta.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (JUTN6)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM (VCgbV)
What the actual fuck ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM
IF your FFL is willing to do in on just a 4473. Silencer Shop literally won the case so they are willing but others aren't going to risk their licenses until things are clearer.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)
And the Cross ended animal sacrifice. And 70AD made sure that there wasn't a Temple to do animal sacrifice unless God's Message wasn't clear.
If the Muslim savages feel a need for animal sacrifice, they have their own region of the world to do that in. Slaughter away and deal with God's Wrath from thousands of miles away.
This isn't about animal sacrifice. Its about colonization and conquering.
The depressing part is that the former United States no longer has the ability to slay its dragons, but instead wants to mate with the dragons.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (U4c/V)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (2WIwB)
Sacrificing animals for spiritual energy seems pretty malicious to me (and probably the animal).
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (K9nu8)
Meh. If Muslims want to wallow in offal and rats then have at it. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
I feel bad for the animals but meh.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (yTXpW)
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On primary night, Flanagan showed a promising pivot toward the fall campaign, all but calling Tafoya “MAGA Michele” from the First Avenue stage.
It was pitch perfect.
Minnesota’s fraud is a stain that requires systemic correction. But the scope and reach of Trump’s self-enrichment and ransacking of the federal government continue to obliterate on a daily basis anything that has happened here.
If elected, I’d expect Tafoya to support most of Trump’s actions just as the Republicans in the state’s congressional delegation have done. Unless Tafoya, and Demuth as well, acknowledge and call out Trump’s historic grift, they should get no traction with voters.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (kX27y)
That will be ignored by and for Muslims.
The law requires it be clean and humane.
That will be ignored by and for Muslims but used to prohibit Santeria and other religions and pseudo-religions like putative Satanists.
Ultimately, it is a license for Muslims only.
Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (/QHx4)
That's how you end up with these wastelands--7 of the 9 have nothing to offer but their intention to ruin our country by changing it to resemble the hellholes they came from.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:14 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Crusader
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If they want to practice 'ol' time religion' two can play that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 06:15 PM (pMmVV)
It's "catastrophic" if they can't slaughter a lamb in their back yard?
How have they been surviving until now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)
At what point do they conclude that this is who the Democrats are.
Wait until they see Marxist p3do Scott Weinstein or Maoist CCP shill Connie Chan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)
So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.
No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage
If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.
Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack
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Great guys. Now justify honor killings and female genital mutilation while you're at it.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (bPFJP)
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (xE0sV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.
Not a sacrifice per se
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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there are still some gray areas. You can buy a short barrel for a rifle but you can't put it on without approval, not sure if that has changed. But I can go to some shops and buy a complete SBR now. Texas is on the books not to prosecute possession of a silencer or SBR in Texas but who knows about local government entities. I have only glanced at the ruling so not sure about all the details. I have a friend who was involved in this case that I will see next week. I will get clarification then.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:24 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (g47mK)
In the pass on that left-wing crazy neighborhood blog, which I knew nothing about that someone put up there about some ritual chicken sacrifice in the park by a religious group I went nuts and I said absolutely not. This is America. We don’t do that you do that in your country and I got actually kicked off the site For that.
Probably being run by a left-wing woman or a Muslim. I don’t know but we can not allow this to happen in our country. We do not kill these animals cruelly it’s bad enough we kill them. We are not gonna put them out there and kill them cruelly. Can you imagine None of these people probably know anything about how to sacrifice this animal and a way that it is not cruel this is gotta stop. This is gotta stop and the only ones that I can do it is us
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (nGraA)
Let's sacrifice the neighbor's cat and dog for a BBQ later the afternoon ..........
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (y7IOQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)
I'm on the side of locals who say "We don't do things this way," but I don't think a ban is defensible in court.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:28 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Kosher animals still must be bled, no?
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (q6tQZ)
I would prefer to leave them alone however they want conquest. I don't want to be conquered.
Heads on sticks? so be it
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.
Not a sacrifice per se
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)
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I think a closer example is Kapparot. Also not a sacrifice, but it’s ritual slaughter of an animal. But … the same people praising Muslim animal sacrifice are taking to the streets with pitchforks every Yom Kippur screaming about the savagery of Orthodox Jews killing some chickens.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (Dv3i1)
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
These steps have to be taken for musloms to take over Says so in the book.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (9AdGW)
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY
I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)
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"For religious purposes" will balloon into clitorectomies, child brides, killing of infidels. Why not? All of those are also done all in the name of religious purposes, correct?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY
I've seen several videos of human prisoners of various military and terrorist groups have their throats slit. The absolute panic and fear in their eyes certainly led me to believe it was tortuous. An animal won't have the fear of anticipation, but once the cutting starts, they're not going to be thrilled.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (K9nu8)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)
This gal knows the drill.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (diia5)
I love my grandkids. The baby is easy (well, not yesterday as she wanted to be held vs playing). The 5yr old girl tested what is left of my patience today but I held on to my sanity. Grandson was fine and 8yrs.
Fine until parents arrived to change clothes to meet their new teachers (private school, in uniforms).
I asked the grandson nicely to "please go away" as he was messing with the baby I was quickly feeding a bottle. He then announced that I had been "mean" all day. I wanted to say, "Boy, you don't know what mean is" but did not. Later asked for an example and he grinned and said, "many examples." I told him this was baloney. Yes I was not my sizzling self as I am tired, but I was not mean to anyone. GAH
I could easily have some jihad right now if an eeslam or trans or Jehovah Witless knocked on the door. I am done with humans.
Like fish or visitors apparently my limit is 4 days, solid, of my beloveds vs my sloth serenity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu
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And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (kX27y)
So lowering your taxes, deporting criminals, ending multiple wars, shrinking government, reducing fraud, restoring trust in the institutions (as far as what can possibly be salvaged), reducing inflation, restoring energy independence, removing crippling regulation, fast-tracking the development of new grid scale energy sources, de-weaponizing the federal agencies, while not taking a single dollar of payment from the taxpayers (e.g. donating his entire salary to charity) is "self-enrichment" and "ransacking".
Typical Leftist. Instead of accepting any responsibility for your own failed policies, wholesale looting of the treasury, fighting for foreign invaders to continue to slaughter and rape - just make up lies about Trump. This isn't even DARVO because they don't bother with even Denial just jump straight to Attack.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (sLoM2)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)
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Yup and that's true for pretty much all of MPLS and the Duluth area.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (/QHx4)
Smoked pulled pork is a religion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (6Niep)
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As soon as the scales in Washington tipped and they began actively seeking out the destruction of the USA, as long as their pockets are getting handsomely fat.
I've faced the fact that elected officials are all on the take, and they're all getting something substantial out of the importation of these animals. Our leaders could not be more corrupt. And it will be our ruination.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)
As I'm reading that I'm remembering poor Irynia.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (CYBB0)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (BN8mS)
But I'd pop a cap in Sancho
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)
And Mohammed.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (BN8mS)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero
She's a human, not an animal.
I've got a buddy who's brother bled out from a .22 wound in the femoral. Didn't think it was all that bad, cause it really didn't hurt.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (Gqar8)
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I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Send them back at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (x1Pr5)
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (q6tQZ)
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I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
And still won't stop them from getting raped by diseased goatfuckers. Not that there's any rational connection anyway but still.
Posted by: But WE'RE the misogynists at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (x1Pr5)
Israel had a solution for that: band together and do it as a community of families. Exodus 12:3-4.
Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k
Posted by: MkY
Fair enough, for Kosher.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Gqar8)
Well, it seems to be happening here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Thinking This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Eromero
Bingo! That's the intentional affront. Like praying in front of City Hall.
Don't you pissants have back yards?
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar
So is Ashli Babbitt's murder al well. No justice No peace.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The Barrel
I felt dirty, greasy... felt like wearing chains around my neck, like eating canolis, like talking with my hands!
It was terrible!
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (ZVgZ4)
Once the old Dodge Main assembly plant in the heart of town closed down in 1980 and was torn down in 1981, Hamtramck began its downward slide. The Michigan State Supreme Court allowing GM to eminent domain parts of Hamtramck and “Poletown” to bulldoze it for a GM plant in the early 1980s further accelerated its fall. As families moved out or older people died off the Muslims moved in.
Posted by: mmack at August 13, 2026 08:56 PM (k/ioP)
It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind
Posted by: AnnaS at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (C39D0)
Posted by: Rotkappchen at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (j3Fsw)
El-Sayed Also Hates Thanksgiving, Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"
It's weird how these foreign anchor-babies keep turning out to be so thoroughly anti-American, isn't it?
You'd almost think they were foreign sleeper agents placed inside an enemy country they planned to subvert and harm from within. Before getting to Thanksgiving: It also turns out that this son-of-a-bitch oversaw a high-kill shelter where animals were kept in appalling conditions before being slaughtered.Clown WorldThe love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals.
@ClownWorld Michigan Democrats just nominated Abdul El-Sayed for Senate. He oversaw Detroit's animal shelter where the kill rate hit 74%, whistleblowers called it a slaughterhouse, and the city paid $63,000 to settle a lawsuit over the conditions. Feces backed up into kennels. Rats and cockroaches everywhere. This is the guy they want representing Michigan. He can't even take care of dogs. And he's supposed to represent you. Michigan deserves better.
The most basic and wholesome bits of American culture are anathema to him and must be destroyed:
🚨 WAR ON THANKSGIVING: Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed—like failed Wisconsin DSA candidate Fracesca Hong—has a problem with Thanksgiving.
— Michigan GOP (@MIGOP) August 13, 2026
It appears that @AbdulElSayed wants to replace Thanksgiving with reparations for Indigenous Peoples.
HONG 🤝 EL-SAYED pic.twitter.com/9qmbcwrTmX
🚨NEW
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 12, 2026
Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says he is in favor of a communist-style government seizure of private companies.
HOST: "Are you in favor of public ownership models?"
EL-SAYED: "I want to actually take it a step further...we need some system of public control." pic.twitter.com/zUBHUdZtFm
🚨 NEW
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 13, 2026
Abdul El-Sayed ADMITS he would force working Americans to pay for his socialist healthcare scam:
"It is going to require taxes...it's important that everybody pays a bit in."pic.twitter.com/jZr5xCJmvM
I just found this clip of Zohran Mamdani on an Arab podcast, admitting that he fooled white liberals
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 10, 2026
Progressive ideology is just a tool
His real priority? "Identity" pic.twitter.com/cj9TrN3ryu
The internet has found a resurfaced Abdul El-Sayed campaign video, and the Blue’s Clues-inspired pitch is getting roasted.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 13, 2026
El-Sayed dances through the one-minute parody while asking voters for their support, leaning hard into childhood nostalgia with exaggerated moves and a… pic.twitter.com/p5gSAzT2wF
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)
Yeah... he's not much of a looker and could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (FtULh)
I'm not completely sure, but I think EVERYONE's ancestors suffer from 100% mortality today.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (zZu0s)
This is fine. Let it be a warning to the commies. Time to embrace our conqueror heritage.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (6Niep)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (JvZF+)
Why do I hear:
It's going to require lots of taxes... it's important that the third world be able to take it back out with massive fraud.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
"They" have an unfortunate tendency towards alcoholism and diabetes...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (KGj36)
Since when was competence a board in Democrat Platform?
Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (d0hH6)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (JvZF+)
But he's brilliant when it comes to saying what the Islamocommunists want to hear.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)
It was not the nefarious design of the Europeans, but the natural response of the connection of populations without any historic immunity to new diseases.
Yes, it was a terrible loss of life, but it was inevitable no matter WHO made contact with an unexposed people group.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (xCuiu)
Just a reminder this #Thanksgiving:
Follow This country was built on the systematic annihilation of Indigenous Peoples, whose ancestors suffer some of the highest rates of
homelessness, joblessness, and mortality
today.
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The dummy meant "descendants," not "ancestors."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (azNOR)
And fighting between tribes... They didn't all sing Kumbaya...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)
Slaughter ? Tell me about it
Posted by: Custer at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (FtULh)
Every country was built on the "systematic annihilation" of those who preceded them. It's called Humanity and Ecology. Now, let's discuss Islamists and their belief WRT systematic annihilation of infidels and their culture/origins.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 04:42 PM (qFwJc)
WOO HOO! We can congratulate ourselves on how progressive we are that we're now voting for the people who want us dead!
Incidentally- I don't think this Muslim Brotherhood plant believes a word of the leftist gobbledygook that he spouts. He just knows the magic words to make the NPCs vote for him.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (/QHx4)
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^^ I wish this could be printed up and stuffed down his throat. Like James Caan shoving his burned manuscript down Kathy Bates' throat.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (qBdHI)
Caveat: I hope all this vile oppo isn't dropping too early. Pundits and the perpetually online are lapping it up, but normal people who might be persuaded to vote for Rogers aren't paying any attention to any of this in August. Real people have better things to do the last weeks of summer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)
Real Americans are what they do.
Democrat simps are what they are.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (VHUov)
So like 10/7?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope
Or the Fall of Constantinople.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (xnSjm)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (skcH5)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)
I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: B. Hussein Soetoro at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)
He's endorsing El-Sayed.
Keep that in mind the next time anyone talks about a "moderate" Democrap.
There. Are. No. Moderate. Democraps. They are all vile fascist commies who hate American and themselves.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (iFTx/)
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
For someone my age, hearing that a Millennial DSA candidate hates Thanksgiving is like a Muslim hearing that the Imam hates pork.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (BI5O2)
During World War II under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, military guards shot and killed a small number of Japanese Americans and Japanese nationals detained in American confinement facilities.
While mass executions did not occur, isolated fatal shootings happened when guards claimed prisoners attempted to escape or during unrest.
Just a wee small number.
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President Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066 in February 1942, leading to the forced removal of over 120,000 Japanese Americans into remote camps.
The camps were managed under armed military guard, creating a volatile prison-like environment where rule infractions or perceived threats led guards to use lethal force. (AI)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (NFX2v)
If Rogers and the Republicans can't win the Mich Senate race the nation might as well disintegrate
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Getting closer all the time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (Cqx++)
English - do you speak it, motherf***er?
Oh, and Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (fV+di)
It's a good thing our SCOTUS protected these domestic enemies, as long as they were born as "anchor babies". It's good for the global economy to not have other nations invading us with destructive weapons, when they can just use birth tourism to conquer more peacefully.
Thanks SCOTUS.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (/QHx4)
They conquered and enslaved entire populations from differing tribes long before whitey came on the scene and it was business as normal among them all. The white settlers and government just upped the ante and conducted the same policies on an industrial scale.
Where he is wrong is that you can't go back and right a wrong that occurred 300+ years ago, there is no remedy for people who have long since died. There is not a living soul alive or that was directly affected by any of the policies of the US government during the expansionist period.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM
We're proud to have introduced mephitic to the Horde's lexicon!
Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (cQirQ)
Seems more like Pee Wee's Playhouse to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)
You lost, now get in your casinos and deal me some blackjack.
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: James Talarico at August 13, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)
You lost, now get in your casinos and deal me some blackjack.
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (e2lsi)
Winning back America, a quarter at a time!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:51 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Ohio at August 13, 2026 04:51 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Haley Stevens authentic Midwesterner at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM (wGerL)
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Emmie at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (mIqpz)
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.
Meanwhile, when is someone going to ask el-Sayed about the Arab slave trade? You know, maybe we shouldn't be promoting people of his heritage to leadership in this country. Think of all the generational wealth and for that matter actual generations that were destroyed for him. So many impoverished and degraded people in his wake.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (XJ22o)
Then proudly stuff our faces with turkey and stuffing.
Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Ve/HL)
It was on Duke Divinity School's website.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (n9eFH)
Just remember all the land held by "Russia" was conquered, but turned into a quasi-Marxist state anyway.
How do you feel about once Christian-converted Turkey?
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)
Never shave your armpits again!
Go ahead and get fat!
Heartbreak of psoriasis? Nah.
Unsightly boils and blemishes?
Call us today!
Posted by: Burqas 4 Less at August 13, 2026 04:55 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:55 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (xCuiu)
Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: Democrat Voter Fraud at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)
During World War II under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, military guards shot and killed a small number of Japanese Americans and Japanese nationals detained in American confinement facilities...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (NFX2v)
I know we like to dunk on FDR, and he was absolutely an evil bastard and the worst president we've ever had.
BUT the internment of the Japanese was a perfectly understandable response to the actions of many of those of Japanese descent in the United States. Michelle Malkin has a great book about the classified information they were acting on. (In addition to publicly know information)
I think it was wrong, but it wasn't a "THEY WERE ALL JUST RACISTS!!!" issue.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)
I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn
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Let me caution you: be content with ignorance. There are some AoS words that you don't want in your Search history.
Posted by: Sybian at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (XJ22o)
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
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Honestly, this makes me think that millennials are dumbshits. I mean FFS, its time off school, huge feed, and football games. How stupid do you have to be as a kid to be down on that? Real stupid.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM
You've attended "How Berkeley Can You Be?", haven't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (0sNs1)
1. Ended the Union
2. Declared war on the citizens
3. May God have mercy on your soul
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM (lrRtF)
https://tinyurl.com/4wf227p3
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Billy Bob Bubba's Burka Barn at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (n9eFH)
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM
You've attended "How Berkeley Can You Be?", haven't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Wasn't it Billie Ellish that opened her cum collector about that?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lrRtF)
Stones, glass houses, some assembly required.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (FZ29D)
It was on Duke Divinity School's website.
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The Blue Devils - natch.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)
They're communists, so according to them everybody that owns land is living on stolen land.
Not land in Zimbabwe, Haiti, Russia, or Guatemala, though.
Just in Israel and North America is all land stolen.
They only seem to care when the land is valuable and filled with white people or Jews, for some unknown reason.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (6ydKt)
This crap is everywhere. My son was on a baseball team this last season. At opening day ceremonies, some government Karen (Mayor I think) came out and did a land acknowledgment before her insipid little speech.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)
"Gee, I did not know they had the KKK in Scotland too" !!
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (y7IOQ)
Posted by: jonnybiface at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (ufXiF)
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
==
Honestly, this makes me think that millennials are dumbshits. I mean FFS, its time off school, huge feed, and football games. How stupid do you have to be as a kid to be down on that? Real stupid.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)
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Elder Millennial here and I never heard any of that shit for what it's worth. We just planned on whose house we were going to get drunk at over the break and what bullshit story to feed our parents who clearly knew what we were doing but didn't care because they had the house to themselves and threw their own parties.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:00 PM (oqH4h)
1. Ended the Union
2. Declared war on the citizens
3. May God have mercy on your soul
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM
I see three things.
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 13, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)
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On Wednesday’s broadcast of “CNN NewsNight,” Washington Post Intelligence Lead Global Security Analyst Josh Rogin said that the real story from Wisconsin’s Democratic gubernatorial primary is “that progressive whatever it is message, is gaining steam, even in Wisconsin, compared to yesterday, compared to last year, and will continue to gain steam.” And Francesca Hong “didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”
Rogin said, “I think a lot of people are missing the story here. It’s not that she lost, it’s that, weak candidate, without any establishment support, almost won. She got 39% of the vote in Wisconsin, okay? And that’s not the state where the DSA is supposed to win. And, but for those stumbles in the final weeks, she would’ve won. And that is the trend. It’s not that she didn’t win the race, it’s that that message, that progressive whatever it is message, is gaining steam, even in Wisconsin, compared to yesterday, compared to last year, and will continue to gain steam. And, in effect, she didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (kX27y)
*Takes money out of one pocket and puts it in the other*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)
Yes, and free food, cellphones, housing, healthcare, and a monthly allowance, please,.... you racist bigot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
An invasion by any other name is still an invasion.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (NnhvP)
Get your official AoSHQ Indigenous People's Day Commemorative Blanket today!
100% Virgin Wool
You know it's of the highest quality because of the difficulty of finding a virgin sheep with a bunch of mohammedans sporting and gamboling about the countryside.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (y9nCu)
Seems Americans were much more fair about compensating and dealing with Indians, than the Indians were with other tribes, or with white Americans. They needed to trade with us since they had no metal, and no guns.
Squanto said he preferred to live with the whites, for their better culture. Massasoit said their problems would not come from the white men, but from other Indian tribes.
If we want to go back in time, then I still carry a grudge over Islam murdering and pillaging their way through the Christian lands about a thousand years ago. We have reparations coming from Islam, right?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (vbXSk)
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of NY
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of NY
Run 'em wild in the streets of NY
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (gpvQO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (/QHx4)
Buy only from the true believers!
Posted by: Burqas 4 Less at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (PO1sc)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UWN7z)
Every company that sent me a happy holidays card lost my business.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (nGraA)
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So, he's saying she couldn't get elected because she was ugly and weird. Checks out.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Recent
They owe us for thousands of murders Lebanon forward.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (gpvQO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)
I would prefer not to.
Posted by: Bartleby the Scivener-21st century version at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (wmzkx)
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)
If somebody starts whining about white people I tell them to grow up and start emulating us because complaining about how awesome we are isn't going to make your life better. You need to start learning the ways of our amazing people.
It's a fun line, because it ain't in the script. You're supposed to start saying how you're not racist and it's complicated and blah blah blah. Nobody sees it coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (BI5O2)
Come to my little town and spout your bullshit. Let's see how that works out for you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (2WIwB)
2000-2026 -- Hispanic dudes moving into the western half of America is GOOD -- "Diversity is our strength," "We are a nation of immigrants."
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)
There's no way they would allocated scarce resources and manpower to build camps and intern thousands unless somebody thought it was important. Really important.
That's not even counting the political angle. If there HAD been some sort of organized attack by those of Japanese ancestry in the Zone of the Interior, it would have been an extinction level event for anybody in charge.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (t9gtU)
*Takes money out of one pocket and puts it in the other*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Who knew that Elizabeth Warren was a commenter here?!
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (DbmIv)
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So, he's saying she couldn't get elected because she was ugly and weird. Checks out.
Posted by: obvs.
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She lost because Buick dropped 2000 votes on her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (gpvQO)
Democrats created The Trail of Tears
Democrats supported slavery
Democrats decided Dred Scott
Democrats created the KKK
Democrats created Jim Crow
Democrats put Japanese-Americans in camps
Democrats put a KKK member on SCOTUS
Democrats opposed the Civil Rights Acts
Democrats five times elected a KKK member as President pro tempore of the United States Senate as late as 2010.
Posted by: Eric at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (6VHHP)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (3uBP9)
Not for Korea, not for Vietnam, not for winning the Cold War, not for the ME adventures and the GWOT
Zip, Nada, nothing. Just silence and a quite shame extolled by the democrats and the media.
Posted by: Ever Wonder Why at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (e2lsi)
“in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea, and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a Day of Thanksgiving and Prayer to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens.”
It don't say nuffin' about no injuns.
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (nDXEV)
Quannah Parker? The Confederate? Double reparation payments for you, dude!
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)
But somehow, we horribly wronged them when we brought them out of the stone age, gave them free healthcare, funded special educational aid for Natives, and allowed them subsistence rights they claim to always have had. When another tribe wasn't murdering them, that is.
What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (PO1sc)
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Yeah, the home grown ones are basically useless. Can't organize a gang bang.
The islamocommies are a problem. They don't believe a word of the commie bullshit, its just a sales pitch to use on the idiots. They are here to destroy. And will promise free shit to the idiots to get power. Then it will be sharia and jizzya and burkas and walls falling on LBGTetc.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (anL5R)
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)
It never will.
It's all about power not reason.
The left has become an army of Dolroes Umbridge clones.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)
It was not the nefarious design of the Europeans, but the natural response of the connection of populations without any historic immunity to new diseases.
Yes, it was a terrible loss of life, but it was inevitable no matter WHO made contact with an unexposed people group.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (N1tpc)
The archeologists can't find the mass graves. So either the natives didn't bury the smallpox dead and animals scavenged the remains, or there were less natives that died due to disease. Or less natives to start with.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
Or Egypt, or North Africa, Spain for a time, the Levant, etc.
Something about conquering by the sword...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Dearborn Chamber of Commerce at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (1z8ji)
But if he wants to personally pay me reparations, I will forward to him my Venmo.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (n5tGW)
What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (PO1sc)
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Also IIRC the last slaves freed in the US were held by some tribe in Alaska.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
r/TheBulwark (1 day ago)
'Fireworks suck’: Removed El-Sayed videos urged getting rid of the 4th of July tradition, raised replacing 2nd Amendment
I think I can live with this opinion if the other guy is an election denier. Pretty easy choice.
I'll be happy to campaign against this guy when we have a normal and sane GOP that believes in the Rule of Law and democracy, which is to say never again in my lifetime.
MAGA and their sympathizers are really contorting themselves to find ways to attack people like El-Sayed. No one cares about any of this. Imagine believing this was in any way relevant to a Senate election against an extremist election denier.
Are you so sure that there aren't enough moronic voters out there that this stuff won't matter? The last 10 years of politics has humbled me in this regard. However dumb you think our politics is, you can still be surprised.
This is why they say Talarico is a a vegan doctor who personally transes kids. (They will just make stuff up if need be)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (K9nu8)
So like 10/7?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope
More like 6 7
*makes juggling motions*
Posted by: Obligatory at August 13, 2026 05:12 PM (TbWk/)
And stole women... and had slaves...
I'm tired of suicidal empathy being used to rewrite history, to try to make ME feel guilty for something I had nothing to do with.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Come to my little town and spout your bullshit. Let's see how that works out for you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (2WIwB)
https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (PO1sc)
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Has no one in Alaska ever heard of adverse possession law????
It always somebody else's land until it isn't. Tedious dipshits and their pretend consciences.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
runs great on laptop
stops using phone
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)
De desktop is de wey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (1z8ji)
Detroit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)
Also the Left: "Native Americans personally owned this entire continent. We stole it from them."
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 05:14 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (XeU6L)
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MFing Michigan that's who. We've been shouting it to the world for decades.
Posted by: Ohio at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (anL5R)
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.
But only in Muslim countries, or the Muslim ghettoes they've set up within non-Muslim countries.
Posted by: Funny how that works at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (SjAWL)
Mohammed Al-dickens wrote "Great Ulululations".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:16 PM (1z8ji)
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Has no one in Alaska ever heard of adverse possession law????
It always somebody else's land until it isn't. Tedious dipshits and their pretend consciences.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
Yeah, you damn Homos!
Posted by: Cro-Magnon Man at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM
Did they get up there without a paddle?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (enNUy)
Sure, Edwina, that's the ticket:
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese
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6h
I love this
A couple of boatfuls of hookers might do the trick
Presumably taxpayers will provide the payments ?
Reformer
@60sJapanfan
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10h
Former Conservative minister Edwina Currie suggests a policy of brothels in villages near asylum seekers as a way to reduce sexual violence.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (DbmIv)
Now, now... I have it on good authority that if you don't get on your knees and thank G-d for GWB and his glorious bounty of statesmanlike leadership, then you're an "isolationist and Code Pinker."
When you see a 7th century savage skulking around your Congress or lording over your country's largest city you should say 'I'm so glad Bush compassionately and conservatively brought in this horde of barbarians... if it weren't for his many such acts of love, then defense contractors and the Pentagon officers who populate their boards might not have been able to grow rich losing the war, the American Way."
I mean, anything short of that is basically Communism, dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 05:18 PM (BI5O2)
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.
But only in Muslim countries, or the Muslim ghettoes they've set up within non-Muslim countries.
Posted by: Funny how that works at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)
To be fair, the only way any intelligent woman would remain Muzlime is to cut off the blood to her brain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:18 PM (PO1sc)
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and which side of the room would he be sitting on again?????
Posted by: erm, just a minute at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (9TspW)
And yet somehow they were constantly in warfare over territory...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Leupold
While obvi Muhammad bin Muhammad won the muzzie vote. stevens won Tlaib's district.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (2UJ+q)
That's not even counting the political angle. If there HAD been some sort of organized attack by those of Japanese ancestry in the Zone of the Interior, it would have been an extinction level event for anybody in charge.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (t9gtU)
One of the great American Tragedies is that the traitorous actions of only three Japanese-American individuals in the Niihau Incident was the final catalyst for Democrats to round up every Japanese-American they could get their hands on, ACTUALLY steal their land, money and possessions, and lock them up in concentration camps.
And the response was that the Issei and Nisei men locked up in these same camps turned out to be by far, the most ferocious soldiers to ever wear an American military uniform and defend this country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)
The thing is they had more advanced cultures in N. America way back in the past. They were building towns of tens of thousands around mounds, etc., similar to Aztec and Maya but on a smaller scale.
If that evolution had continued the natives could have been a lot further ahead here than they were.
Something happened several millennia ago which destroyed that culture. The archaeologists and historians like to blame "climate change" (drought), of course, but it could've been something as common as economic collapse, loss of faith in leadership, and large-scale civil wars for all we know.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
8,000 BC: Newcomers invade from Asia, commit genocide and wipe out Kennewick Man.
1900 AD: White anthropologists mistakenly assume that "Native Americans' were the original inhabitants of North America, instead of later invaders who wiped out the actual original inhabitants.
Make it make sense.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)
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It already looks like a drag show. Have you seen some of the wigs they wear out on the court.
Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
Think about that. Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed hates football and the Detroit Lions as much as he hates Thanksgiving.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Kinda sound like Islam
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
Mamdani Caliphate : would you prefer to be thrown from the 20th floor or the 50th floor? The choice is yours
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (xCuiu)
This is such a great point. They are always saying that muslim men are of such weak mind and body that they can't handle seeing female hair or curves. It's just robotic rape rape rape.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)
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Dude yes, thank you for posting that. The Nisei basically begged their way into going to Europe to kill Nazis and performed admirably, then also got fucked over in the process of fighting through Italy.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)
@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
If you cannot make money while in Congress, with the current rules in place, then you are not smart enough to run this country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Joefrombako at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Bf5aC)
Posted by: WestCoastRich at August 13, 2026 05:25 PM (q0C+3)
Posted by: Joefrombako
Of the sort that needs throwing into a volcano.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 05:25 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
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Yeah sure bro, all of that might have happened but the clear answer here is simple and right in front of your face: The Jews.
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (dtajH)
We are being colonized.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Loss of heart.
Posted by: The Aztecs at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Piltdown Man at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (wVcYX)
Kinda sound like Islam
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
Islam is a political domination system that requires a religion-like fanatical adherence. It is a heresy of Catholicism, but one that takes out any personal responsibility for morality and moral behavior. It requires only submission to a god who is not knowable, and capricious, and demanding. Because their god is unknowable, there is no regard for investigating natural systems (i.e. science) nor any action by any person that would bring them closer to any ideal. Only submission, and jihad as commanded by their god.
It is worship of Satan, who can only destroy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:28 PM (PO1sc)
Sock
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)
Candace, the Mormons will tell you that Native Americans are the descendants of the long lost tribes of Israel.
Apparently the Jews have a centuries long genocide they won't even acknowledge.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Joefrombako at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM
Whacking Day.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (4NO2D)
Those new black women from the NBA are going to give their sisters a dance. It's going to look like the Harlem Globetrotters revisited.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (pMmVV)
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Slaughter is just laughter with an s
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (dFy9l)
By the way, has anyone quizzed el-Sayed about this yet? Some questions were put to AOC and Francesca Hong, and they performed horribly. What about this dude?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (rHgXV)
@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
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Reminds me of Ilhan's about face in reporting her net worth.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (kX27y)
What did he do all those summers he spent in Egypt? Why didn't he finish his medical studies and take tests and become a real doctor? As for his epidemiology stint, the one in Detroit was 18 months long and Wayne County, two years. The rest of the time he was running for office or other political stuff.
Posted by: Random PJ at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (+jscL)
Also the left: The colonization of the America by the old world and Latin America in the 2000s is the best thing ever - they will exterminate the local cultures and abuse the people that had been living there because they all deserve it
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)
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And guess what the Left and Muslims are planning to do........
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:31 PM (dFy9l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (XeU6L)
Wasn't byrd a grand poobaa of the kkk?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)
The Grand Fleegle or something.
Was aces on lead guitar.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (n5tGW)
Islam itself says the original prophecy given to Muhammed was from Satan - the part about worshiping pagan Arabic goddesses and all. Islam just claims the rest totally came from God not Satan...honest!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:34 PM (XeU6L)
We're just begging to be conquered - MN taxpayers on the hook for interest-free loans to Muslims:
Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
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Aug 12
Replying to @nataliegwinters
Minnesota: Minnesota’s Department of Revenue maintains dedicated guidance for “Shariah Compliant Home Financing”explaining how filers can “avoid the payment of MRT on the profit portion” of the transaction.
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)
It is worship of Satan, who can only destroy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:28 PM (PO1sc)
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Pretty much the central theme of Pope Benedict XVI's "Regensburg Address" (which, IMHO, is a must-read for Western civilization enthusiasts). Muslim clerics howled in outrage when it was published, but the main target was atheist Modernism. Funny, in a way, because the secular Modernists and the Islamists are allies of the moment against the defenders of the West.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Kleagle
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Kegels?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (dtajH)
The second incarnation of the KKK has weird titles because they copied the pattern of other secret societies of the time.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If you cannot make money while in Congress, with the current rules in place, then you are not smart enough to run this country.
Posted by: Romeo13
The median net worth of an American in their 30s is $28,578 (from empower dot com).
Meaning that it's so easy to cheat in Congress that even an imbecile like AOC can wind up well into the top 50%.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 05:36 PM (VHUov)
I'd denounce myself... but....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 05:36 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (XeU6L)
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I've always thought of that as "Kleagle rhymes with beagle".
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 05:38 PM (sOA7y)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UWN7z)
There have been literally dozens and dozens of solutions posted over the past few days on the solution. And yet, people still aren't listening.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Jaimo at
None of this fancy no kill business tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
Really she should be giving investment advice not in congress right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Liberal white man started it. Everybody bitches sometime.
White judge, instead of telling the lawyer, GTFO of my courtroom with that BS said, Oh, really? And the balls been rolling ever since.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
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i have noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors
Posted by: archy the cockroach at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
They have a tough time distinguishing between spouses and siblings, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tcn in AK
My favorite "fun fact" about Berkeley:
Just as in Anchorage, there were roving bands (not entire tribes) of Native Americans who had seasonal camps on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay, attested by the occasional subsequent discovery of "shell mounds" -- garbage dumps where the natives would toss their oyster shells over the centuries.
Problem is, one of the shell mounds was in Emeryville, a boring industrial city, and another one was in Richmond, a run-down slum.
Desperate to claim some of that Indian authenticity, the city of Berkeley tried to trumpet the important of its purported shellmound -- even though there was no above-ground evidence of it anymore (presuming it ever even existed). The problem? All the shells now piled up there were actually from a modern seafood restaurant now on the site! Oooops. Carbon-dating showed no evidence of Native American presence after 780 AD, when they abandoned the site for unknown reasons.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (sOA7y)
Perhaps instead of celebrating Eid we can declare that a roving holiday in remembrance of various peoples subjected to such treatment by Muslims.
Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: wferrin at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (uMa28)
Posted by: JohnD at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (H5U7j)
WNBA: We Tried to Figure Out What a Woman Is But The Task Is Beyond Our Capabilities.
In fairness -- they're not biologists.
Collin RuggAmusing video of Enes Kanter working out, with her breasts censored.
@CollinRugg 6h NEW: The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday. A WNBA task force met to talk about transgender athletes, according to ESPN. "Today's meeting covered a wide range of topics, including ongoing discussions on transgender athletes..." the WNBA said in a statement. "We will continue to engage all league stakeholders in the coming weeks and months." "We will approach these important conversations thoughtfully and in alignment with the values of our league. There are no immediate eligibility matters affecting the WNBA." Remarkable. The Women's National Basketball Association needs months to figure out what a woman is.
EssentiallySportsWesley Yang pointed out, correctly, that you cannot separate "good faith efforts" to say that intact men can play women's sports from "bad faith efforts" to say intact men can play women's sports because both claims are the exact same claims. There is no difference between a good-faith argument that 2+2=4 and a bad-faith argument that 2+2=4. It's the same claim. The "faith" of the claim doesn't enter into it.
@ES_sportsnews
The WNBA has officially responded following a virtual task force meeting led by Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. Addressing both ongoing discussions around transgender athlete eligibility and online harassment directed at players, the league released a statement clarifying its stance: Key Takeaways From the WNBA Statement: - No Immediate Changes:
The league confirmed that "there are no immediate
eligibility matters affecting the WNBA," reiterating that current policy (Article XIII) simply states "only players who are women are eligible to play." - Denouncing Online Abuse:
The WNBA strongly condemned the "continued hate and vitriol directed at players online" and called out "bad-faith efforts to use these topics to demean or marginalize others." - a direct response to recent announcements by former NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring their intention to enter the 2027 WNBA Draft
It came y'all... My 1st wig! Tomorrow I test it on the court. This is my feminine era glow up, did I slay? If y'all don't "yassss queen" you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred, I just want to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. 💅🏽
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 9, 2026
Royce White for U.S.… pic.twitter.com/I98XCP6TFh
Royce White after CNN canceled an interview with him:
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 11, 2026
“They’re not giving black women a voice.” pic.twitter.com/0bAJEOSIda
You must've missed the memo... I talk about all of those topics everyday. Your post is bullying me, I'm a STRONG Black woman and you need to recognize your White cis gender privilege. Why can't you just be happy for me Ed?
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 10, 2026
Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay https://t.co/AWTb6AqSle
The trouble is, of course, that the trannies have insisted that no such medical interventions are needed to "confirm" one's identity as a Proud Trans Kween.
Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson As a progressive, I fully support Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring themselves for the WNBA. I only ask that they commit to the bit. Medically transition. Take HRT, take blockers. Show us what your performance looks like when your body is at a deficit of both testosterone and estrogen. Do this for 2-3 years. Then show up to open tryouts and show us all how well you perform after gaining 30% in fat mass and losing 5% muscle mass. Go ahead Enes and Royce, chemically transition, or STFU.
Royce White 🇺🇸This is a great point: I see a lot of Yt men objecting to Kanter and Royce joining the league as the Proud Trans Women they are. Is this just Racism Straight-Up?
@Highway_30 Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris. Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay
Wesley Yang
@wesyang 4h Michelle Goldberg wrote a piece in Slate more than a decade ago trying to alert the world to the fact that under the new rules governing gender identity, any man who declares himself to be a woman is entitled to recognition as a woman. Since then, a few things have happened: 1.) the governing institutions of the Western world have all worked feverishly to inscribe this standard into law and policy, 2.) an army of hundreds of thousands of young people were memed into existence claiming cross-sex identities, only a small minority of whom have medicalized in any way, 3.) the state has promised this army a right to violate sex-based boundaries on the basis of a claim to a cross-sex identity, 4.) while the public somehow remains oblivious to this fact and cynical trans activists and allies lie and say that medicalization is required when it serves their interest to do so.
Wesley YangIf these Proud Trans Women aren't real Trans Women because they haven't had any medical "confirmation" of their perceived gender -- can we now say the 87-95% of trans "women" who also haven't had such medical "confirmation" are Just Dudes as well? Because I'll take that deal. (As a first step.)
@wesyang
What did y'all think "gender identity" meant? It means that male rapists and murderers can sue the state for entrance to women's prisons and win. It means that the European Court of Human Rights can declare that requiring genital surgery for cross-sex recognition is a human rights violation. It means that an unfalsifiable, unprovable, non-observable subjective inner state knowable only through self-report becomes the basis for conferring a right to recognition on anyone claiming it and a duty of affirmation of that claim on anyone interacting with anyone claiming that state. It means that under NY state law, former NBA players who declare themselves to be women can declare themselves to be women and apply for entrance to the WNBA and sue under New York State Human Rights Law, which contains no provision requiring any medicalization or demonstration of "sincerity" on the part of the plaintiff to quality as a "woman," if they are denied entry.
Mark Hemingway
@Heminator It's kind of amazing that they are now trying to create a specific definition of what a trans person is all in order to avoid having a specific definition of what a biological woman is.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (W4Mfe)
Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (Sy6m/)
This one is gross, but awesome:
"Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay"
http://tiny.cc/x5k8101
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (YwXiJ)
Was you born with a puthy, or as a puthy ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: PG at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (0fNkB)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (MWfyi)
They're not giving black women a voice"
LOL!. Comedy gold. Which is why you'll never hear it on late night TV.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU)
Some of the drugs do the same thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (mkw2N)
I can see teams arguing they didn't believe in the players' "intent" to play to their fullest or not become a sideshow or distraction to the other players.
The fact that all the teams agreed with each other becomes de facto proof there was an issue. It's bullshit but we are surrounded by bullshit.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iABCo)
The response is invariably: You aren't a real lesbian if you aren't down with sexually pleasuring a female penis - you are a (gasp) straight woman with a vagina fetish
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
I've got a definition of "trans woman" they can use:
Insane.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (TN0g+)
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes
Posted by: Hatari
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They internalized those where the sun doesn't shine.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)
I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.
The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Look for my new children's book "Caitlin and the Ghetto Apes" at a bookstore near you.
Also "Roberta and her Gigantic 8 Inch Clitoris"
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (iABCo)
I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.
The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
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Google and google AI consistently say no.
But Google lies....a LOT, so who knows?
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
There is Burtney Grinder that should be looked at, eew
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (NtVYv)
You go, girl!
Amazing how quickly we went from "any man who decides he is a woman is a woman" to "any man must have surgery and take hormones first to count as a woman".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (aD4fx)
I'm an old bastard, but I remember high school, and my male peers well.
If you don't think there are sexually normal teen boys out there who'd declare themselves tranny just to get in the girl's locker room.... well... you haven't known many teenage boys.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (IG3/x)
Who gives a shit about stakeholders? This is about dickholders you retarded shitlib.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (CR4uu)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (HOf/p)
I think that's a big part of it. Another issue is they know the WNBA's meager audience is all-in on the tranny agenda. A great deal of the staff are as well.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (aD4fx)
I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: toddg at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (ceFtv)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)
So now white privilege looks a lot like white basketball players getting mugged on the court by black lesbians.
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (t9gtU)
Royce White is doing a thing we dream about. He's on Twitter dishing it back at the wokies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (XJ22o)
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)
It’s okay, these bearded trannies are on our side and are helping to point out how ridiculous this whole thing is.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Some are autistic people who knew they were different, and someone convinced them that meant they were trans. Some are low status lefties who know embracing trans makes them a special hero. Some are easily gulled people who want to be special. A great deal have multiple psychological issues and collect trendy self-diagnoses like Pokemon cards. Another large contingent are hyper-sexual freaks who are emotionally broken.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (mkw2N)
When it is my benefit to declare myself as a Trans Female I will do it.
When it is my benefit to be a biological male, I will declare that I am a Hight T male.
I will keep my schlong and declare it as an Inverted Mangina.
Thank You and have a nice day.
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (SOf5W)
Actually, it's worse than that - most lesbians don't want anything to do with trannies, and so becoming an openly tranny league repels their main fan base.
It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
He should be declared Woman of The Year.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: ...
Which means, in a normalized legal sense, they have no ability to prevent any and all from joining the league. Marxism is fraud made manifest. Its goal is to destroy everything including those that profess it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)
DAYYUMMMMM.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (wtvvX)
Imagine that locker room shower. My dick would be harder than El Capitan.
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)
"The sailors of the USS Lincoln are on a deployment that has been extended. When asked what should be done to help the sailors onboard the USS Lincoln, one senior Marine with deep combat experience said, “Tell them to stop whining.”"
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)
Between Angry Lesbian Smackdown and Tranny Theatre, it's headed toward being a three-ring circus.
Just needs some barking seals and a guy in a top hat holding a whip.
So what IS Slash up to nowadays?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ballistic
That's a really big spoon.
Posted by: the weird bald kid in The Matrix at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)
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Just because you don't find sex with somebody's open, festering wound enjoyable doesn't mean that the rest of us don't!
Posted by: Jazz at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Cjger)
If a male has gone through puberty, they have gained all of the physical advantages over women regardless of having parts lopped off or hormone therapy.
I also seem to remember that even with cross sex hormones, trans women (dudes who want you to call them Loretta) still have 10x the testosterone of actual women.
So all this talk about the steps one needs to take to be considered a woman is so much hand waving.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (q177U)
that concept is the opposite of competence
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (sF+im)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (6LoT8)
The easy way to remember which is which is to just replace "trans" with "fake".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (IG3/x)
All those gender studies majors? If any panel of credentialed experts could do it, I would think it would be them.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (PM/iv)
Eleven carrier deployments under Biden lasted longer than six months.
For some reason the media wasn't whining then.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)
they have pretend-ladies ALREADY as IMPORTANT STAKEHOLDERS!
who cares about anything else?!?! must protect STAKEHOLDERS!
screw making money or entertaining people. that's not important to our STAKEHOLDERS
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)
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Some of those broads probably have clits bigger than your dick bro
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (V87Oy)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)
BRB - over here pulling up a lawn chair or 3 and popping some popcorn.
Cold Coca-Cola, anyone? 😂😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (fV+di)
I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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I'm not surprised considering it's gotten steadily bluer, but what else is going on? That's crazy, San Diego. Is gang membership on the rise, what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NtVYv)
I used to use this mnemonic but now I dgaf
you're a dude, Loretta
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)
A self-described antisemite, the latest vile remarks from Mr. White follow earlier rhetoric from the aspiring United States Senator decrying ‘the Jewish lobby,’ claims that Jews focus on the Holocaust ‘to provide a victimhood cover for their own corrupt practices,’ and the charge that Israel is ‘the lynchpin of the New World Order.’
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)
Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Wait, wut! I LOL'd at the office and folks are looking at me as if I farted out loud.. well, maybe I did! Now get off my lawn..
Boy, was that funny.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (SOf5W)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)
There's a story about some guy with a catheter fetish. He'd show up at the ER about once a week demanding a Foley.
This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes
The correct phrase is 'assaulted on the court'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)
Rush Limbaugh had a bit about "male lesbians" also.
Funny stuff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (2WIwB)
End goal is child molesters. We'll have to go ghrough the beastiality and nacrophiliacs first, though.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (CR4uu)
How are they going to craft it to keep those two out and Justine Greiner- she of Russian men's prison fame- in?
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (PM/iv)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The ARC
Winning!!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)
Notice that, whether pro or con, the entire bitter argument revolves around *men impersonating women,* rather than vice versa.
That's because there are no societal or financial benefits to being a man.
When one of these crazy broads glues a toe to her pussy and goes around saying "yeah, homey I'm a total dude, bro, high five and fist bump, my man," everyone just says "ok, lady. You look like a huge fag. Welcome to manhood. Enjoy getting the short end of every stick, but I guess you're used to it, what with the toe thing. Try not to get confused and falsely accuse yourself of rape, or sue yourself into the poor house because you want to fuck your tennis coach on a trip to Ibiza."
People only get fired up about M2F because they instinctively understand this is people trying to claim special carveouts and entitlements that aren't meant for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at
OKC was one of the 8 too. But our raw number is still pretty low. We just had that "youth involved incident" in June that kinda skewed the number a bit.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)
Just ask Konjunji "Stonewall Jackson" Brown (US Supremo Courto) Expert of Females of the Opposite Sex.
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (SOf5W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (0ViWo)
Posted by: Cambridge University at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (e2lsi)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)
He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)
Parody.. he's an ex basketball player... Male
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (SOf5W)
That's some funny stuff right there. And it's about time someone did this.
Posted by: GMan at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (GfWuY)
I am a semi-official consultant to lesbians using apps - I can tell by the face, even with filters
but it's like, every single "girl" who reaches out. is a guy. it SUCKS for these poor women (the lesbians)
anyway that's why the bars are going away too
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)
He's a former NBA player who has decided he wants to play for the WNBA. He's not a real tranny. He's using their tranny acceptance to mock the league and having lots of fun at the same time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (mkw2N)
who cares
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)
@JamesOKeefeIII did an undercover operation to expose Minnesota’s corrupt vouching system.
According to law, 1 registered MN voter can vouch for up to 8 persons — those 8 people do NOT need ID.
👉“You are the ID,” an Election Day Worker told O’Keefe👈
Dressed in a niqab, @camhigby showed that a transgender Muslim woman can easily be vouched for as a faceless voter without ID.
There is no record for persons being vouched for.
https://tinyurl.com/3byjjmkf
Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (kX27y)
The black lesbian WNBA players can certainly identify the white women who play well and bring in increased income and popularity for the league. They beat on them during games. And the management and coaches are fine with that, since they selectively excuse the beatings.
They seem to prefer the league as it was -- a money-losing DEI grift for the untalented that extorts money from the NBA (i.e. actual players) and lets the lesbians' freak flag fly. The double talk is because they can't say that out loud.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (PbePe)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)
Typo for "nachophiliacs".
Mmm.... warm queso...
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (IG3/x)
Make sure to play with sound on.
https://x.com/i/status/2087185917047971948
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)
This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM
A French size 26 might have proved conducive to cessation, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)
He's a trans-tranny and he's haviing a blast.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (PM/iv)
The judge is a graduate of Harvard Law School.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (aD4fx)
He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.
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Whew! You never know these days.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (qBdHI)
https://youtu.be/DNy0TElah18?t=495
(The joke that matters is at 8:15)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (VHUov)
Mmm.... warm queso...
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred
So what was Jim from American Pie? Pastriphiliac?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (XMwZJ)
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Shorter:
It's (D)ifferent When We Do It
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (JvZF+)
You don't have a political system at that point.
You just have constant arguments with retarded toddlers unable to think outside of the cult.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
But then, I've always appreciated the absurd...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)
I hope they win, both on the court and in proving their point.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (zZu0s)
who cares
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OMG, I happened to unfortunately catch a glimpse of MSNOW this morning and they were acting like this was the biggest, grotesque abuse of power and the shredding of the Constitution that's ever been seen in our country's history. It's was surreal. The hysterics were off the charts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Having "f- you" money does make it easier
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (vJrRc)
a nacho man
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?
Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)
is the W for wesbian now officially? or Wario?
weirdo? whiner? wildebeest?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at
I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
Based on this then any person born being the wrong gender that they think they are because of a biological error then it is our duty to correct this mistake that was made prior to birth.
Thus, also if a transgender male stimulates his Mangina by jerking off than this considered the equal to stimulating the vagina tract with a false a dildo or finger......
Cackle .............. Cackle .............. Cackle ............
Posted by: Kami Harris at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (uGC0L)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
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Welcome to the US since at least the dawn of Obamaism.
The left has spiraled into a death cult where no amount of clubbing someone over the head with facts, logic, reason, or simple sanity can get through to them.
I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)
The sad reality is that the NBA and its owners (and players) are so fucking stinking rich they can subsidize a dozen dogshit WNBA leagues of nasty black lesbians.
The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)
“The WNBA should be courageous. Stand for women. You can’t stand for something you can’t even define,” she said. “Acknowledge that the inherent differences between men and women were the whole reason we needed the WNBA in the first place.
“Boundaries, clarity and exclusion are not hateful in sport... they’re the prerequisite to playing and loving the game. Without the lines, without the rules, without the honesty about who’s in and who’s out, there is no fair competition.”
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)
I'll bet the case of Yuengling Dark in my fridge that they change their new franchise by-laws in the next few months to reflect vague, non-committal and highly aloof language giving them the opportunity to turn down new franchises for "unexplained" reasons. That nulifies the Clay Travis team troll...and gives them plausible deniability.
Travis, and attorney (and a rather good one from what I'm told) will counter by establishing costs associated with setting up a new franchise and stick the WNBA with the bill.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)
The flannel shirt section at Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Nasty people raising their blood pressure level to stroke all by themselves.
Leftism really is an evolutionary dead end. Saw another apparently stupid social media trend is to show yourself getting vaxx booster shots to support St. Fauci in his tribulations.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at
I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Correct. F-You Money is Elon Musk getting banned from one of the largest and most valuable platforms on the planet so he said F You and bought the platform.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)
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Better entertainment than the WNBA
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (6Niep)
Who are the Genital Checkers now?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM
Don't forget us.
Posted by: Doc Martens stores at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ballistic
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At least with the monkey has a chance for a happy ending. Not so with a leftist.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Enes had a nice long career with a few very nice pay days. Was forced to retire a few years earlier than I think he wanted when he spoke out against China and the league PNGd him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (AjR4+)
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (UKrJG)
Posted by: ...
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Coming soon to a Crackerbarrel Restaurant to you!!! Genital checkers. Fun for the whole family.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)
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Reminds me of...I think...those idiot pregnant women were downing lots of Tylenol because RFK, Jr. said it was unsafe. Can't quite recall the details because my mind blurs with all their insanity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (qBdHI)
I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.
They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)
We are working this corner.
Posted by: TSA Employees on the body scanners at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Murray Head at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Case
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Clown World makes it so and you might as well enjoy the floor show because the media, foreigners, and the insane asylums that we call universities nowadays are the producers.
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (ndZc7)
> So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?
I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)
FFS, WNBA. This isn't like parallel parking or something. Just check the oil.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (iABCo)
I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.
They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.
Posted by: Vengeance
Villains monologue. But the treacherous pieces of shit that call themselves Republican senators only do so behind closed doors or to Punchbowl News about the Orange Man.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (vV6n9)
Alinsky Rule #6. Use tactics your people enjoy,
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (n9eFH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)
Made me think of a girl that goes to my gym. She has a sticker on her car that says "cute girls hit curbs".
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXkDz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)
Mrs D just pointed out a story that the Hell's Angels are taking a ride from Sturgis to Dearborn. Woohoo!!! Better stock up on some popcorn.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: bonhomme
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Those damn troons, they have just spoiled the setup scenes for busty lesbo pron movies.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)
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They're all in their 60s and DON'T WANT to change the world--they just want to ensure they can continue to collect their graft for the two decades they have left between now and their death. They don't give a damn what happens to the country or what happens to you.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Unless you are a troon, then you say Queen Me.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)
Some have cleverly discovered a method to increase their chances of recruitment and/or retention in the workplace. White males have been persona non grata for forty years now. This puts them at, or near the top of the victimology stack. Brian in accounting is now Brianna in accounting.
And you can't fire him, without a lawsuit.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (t9gtU)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (KGj36)
Posted by: Crusader
I think they are actually on the other side. GOP has been porous for years with stupid open primaries and infiltrators. Lots of that going on right now in Florida hoping low iq voters don't pick up on that in congressional district primary races.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)
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I blame Pinky Tuscadero and the Fonz.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (TN0g+)
Make the WNBA Slam Dunk More Often
According to a Google search there have been a total of 39 dunks in the WNBA since its debut in 1997.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (kXj+s)
Story at Cowboy State Daily.
Bad wreck in Wyoming involving 4 motorcycles and a couple of trucks. I wonder if they were on the way to Sturgis.
Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (XMwZJ)
The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
We take umbrage with that!
Posted by: Chinese new arena team & phila city council at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)
Oh, that's fucking rich. This whole dumpster fire is nothing but an op.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (DpZaL)
“I said it in 2019, and you know if you listen to the full conversation, you very quickly understand what I’m talking about,” Piker said. “I should have phrased things better.”
Piker made the vile comments in 2019 during a broadcast on Twitch.
The full quote was, “This is so insane. America deserved 9/11 dude, fuck it. I’m saying it… We totally brought it on ourselves.”
...
“I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.
...
Elsewhere in the podcast appearance, Piker defended his use of pejoratives for Israeli settlers calling Republicans ‘inbred hicks’.
“I’ve called Republicans inbred hicks my whole life. I call, you know, Nazis inbred. I call them pigs. You know all these different things. I’ve gotten banned for this,” said Piker.
https://tinyurl.com/2hrtt32p
(Breitbart)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)
Got to use your junk to move the pieces. Sorry, ladies. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6Niep)
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I hope he comes into the tender embrace of electric gloved ICE officers as they frogmarch him to his deportation plane. He is indeed a fake American.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)
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I know it for sure. Several family friends and friends of friends are lesbians or at least also like girls. They constantly complain about it. I've seen some of the dating app profiles on their apps. Big hairy dudes with beards. Not even trying to pretend.
The dating apps for straight men are crawling with trannies too.
Madness.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
Portland has no lesbian bars.
What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Jim Croce song about the good ole days,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjy7XPUqNN0
"I Fell In Love with a Roller Derby Queen"
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runninrebel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (mKrWd)
Clarifying even.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (2Cry5)
Conclusion: Women admit they're just not that bright.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (oji8u)
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1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
Lincoln did a good job in Epic Fury. MANY sorties. Bon Voyage and welcome home sailors and Marines.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (4nEvu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
It is to lol.
Your LQBTQ++ big tent is now a haunted house.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (6Niep)
Posted by: Reforger
There are like 3 players you want to see in that, maybe. And 2 of them play for the fever.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Who's he analogizing to there, exactly... himself?
Is he so full of himself that's he's apologizing because the DSA-Democrats love him and therefore look bad standing next to such a silly prick who gets attacked by inbred Nazis over the words coming out of his mouth?
This guy is really a piece of work.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)
Larry Bird had amazing court vision and was able to break through defenses quickly, but he sure looked sloppy as hell 95% of the time. Off-balance, flailing his arms around, lobbing weird low-percentage shots at the hoop that somehow went in.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (mkw2N)
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These dating apps are like playing Russian Roulette. Get a tranny. Get a psychotic loon. Get murdered...
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: bonhomme
Best shit talker of all time too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
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1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
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"Like, I'm sorry already. OK?"
Such a petulant nepot. The Mao getup he wore to college Democrats was based on fashion advice from Andrew Tate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)
Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)
Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)
Genital Chex - it's not just for breakfast anymore...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (6ydKt)
It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)
Since not being able to keep the lesbian dirtbags out has destroyed male spaces, I have inverse sympathy, a.k.a. schadenfreude. Ha-ha!
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (Sy6m/)
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I get my kicks above the waist.
Posted by: Murray Head
You were correct, sir. The queens the WNBA uses do not excite me.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (VHUov)
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Abdul El-Sayed deleted a lot of his old tweets.
Here's one from three years ago where he demanded that Americans spend their 4th of July cookouts thinking about Israel.
1:06 PM · Aug 12, 2026 138.1K Views
(It goes on to say)
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed -
Israel has illegally occupied #Jenin for >1/2 a century.
Israel's gov't is enabling settler colonialism here.
Their military attacked a refugee camp...in the illegally-occupied territory.
8:28 PM - July 4, 2023 - 4,712 Views
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)
Hey, it's not like Rocket Scientists know what rockets are, either.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (PM/iv)
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"That's hot! Oh, my ..."
/obligatory George Takai
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (lU3j7)
Would we really be having this issue if they'd just let men have their own spaces instead of demanding to be able to barge in at will?
Bad things happen when the social contract breaks...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (OUMaO)
You're taking it all too hard, say..
AOC, Bernie, James Clyburn, Mamdani, yada, and the large majority of their fellow Democrats.
And you know they're lying.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)
(clears throat conspicuously)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)
(clears throat conspicuously)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM
Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
Well, they've had more practice using brooms, so...
(runs serpentine/ducks/rolls/dives...)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Men get self-conscious yelling "Hard! Ha-a-arrrrrrd!!!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (Ve/HL)
My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.
Royce White is definitely more woman than even the most womanly cis-woman breeder. With 9 inches of clitoris, even us men will be able to find it!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (y9nCu)
Many "Christians" also believe dogs are unclean such as Trump.
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (1DigJ)
Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (ZvXvn)
What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)
There was a Bar across the alley from our Hotel in Paris last year that had a sign out front reading,"Lesbian Bar Women Only". Couple of tough looking broads standing outside.
Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (zFsEm)
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Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)