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Supreme Court Now Okays Trump's Plan to Allow States to Use Federal Databases to Screen the Voter Lists for Ineligible Voters

The Supreme Court had previously joined in the left-wing plan to delay implementation of Trump's Executive Order until it was late enough in the season that they could claim it would cause "chaos" to implement it so late.

Now it blesses not a screening of mail-in ballots -- that would still cause "chaos," I guess -- but the simple use by states (at their discretion; left-wing governments won't screen ballots) of the Social Security databases to discover if a voter is a citizen or not.

So this is a weaker version of Trump's plan, which left-wing states won't even implement.


The Supreme Court on Friday cleared the way for the Trump administration to move forward with its plan to use a modified centralized database to verify voters' citizenship. In a seven-page opinion issued just 39 days before the Nov. 3, 2026, election, the justices paused a ruling by a federal judge in Washington, D.C., that had blocked the government from doing so on the ground that it violated (among other things) federal privacy laws.

The unsigned opinion for the majority indicated that the lower court's order "inhibits the Federal Government's efforts to assist state and local agencies in the proper administration of the midterm elections."

In a dissenting opinion joined by Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson called Friday's decision a "questionable interim ruling[] about two statutory provisions" that the Supreme Court "has never before interpreted." She also contended that the majority "focuses only on the harms the Government will purportedly suffer absent a stay, disregarding the harms that the" use of the modified database "has caused, and will likely continue to cause, to lawful voters."

If you're surprised to see the left-wing minority dissent quoted more than the actual ruling of the court, you must be new here.

The dispute dates back to late March, when President Donald Trump issued an executive order that (among other things) directed the Department of Homeland Security and the Social Security Administration to set up systems that would permit state and local governments to verify voters' citizenship and immigration status. Those agencies then modified the Department of Homeland Security's Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements database, known as the SAVE system, to include the records of U.S.-born citizens, to give it access to Social Security numbers, and to allow users to conduct multiple searches simultaneously.

...

Sooknanan wrote that "the federal government has knowingly trampled on the privacy rights of American citizens in a manner that threatens the sacred right to vote." Moreover, she continued, "states have partnered with the federal government to access the database and are actively removing United States citizens from voter rolls based on inaccurate information."

Boy lower court rulings sure are being highlighted here.

I wonder what the actual Supreme Court just ruled? You know, the actual newsorthy information?


...

U.S. Solicitor General D. John Sauer went to the Supreme Court on Sept. 8, asking the justices to freeze Sooknanan's ruling while the litigation continues. Sooknanan's decision, he wrote, was an "indefensible order that threatens the integrity of upcoming elections by vacating the federal government's authority to internally use Social Security data when fulfilling its duty to respond to requests by States to verify the citizenship of individuals for voting and other purposes." Moreover, he argued, Sooknanan did not have the power to enter her order because the challengers do not have a legal right to sue, known as standing. Among other things, he contended, the federal government is not the source of any injury that the challengers and their members might suffer, because the SAVE system "merely notifies the States whether the federal government can confirm citizenship."

I'm omitting the next three paragraphs, which extensively quote the plaintiff's arguments. Not a lot about the arguments that actually prevailed.

The majority rejected the challengers' contention that the use of the modified SAVE system violates the Social Security Act, the Privacy Act, and the federal law governing administrative agencies. It explained that in a federal immigration law enacted in 1996, "Congress ... separately and expressly authorized DHS to request and receive information relating to citizenship and immigration status from other agencies, including SSA."

The Supreme Court has also "often granted" review (another factor in determining whether to award emergency relief), the majority wrote, "where a lower court has set aside an important federal program" -- which, it appeared to suggest, the modified SAVE system is.

Moreover, the majority added, the federal government will suffer permanent harm (yet another factor that courts consider) if the district court's order remains in place. Under federal immigration law, the majority reasoned, "the Federal Government has an obligation to respond to requests from state and local election officials seeking to verify the citizenship of voters. The order below prevents the Federal Government from using the program it believes is best suited to the task."

Unrelated: Obama wants to create a censorship board stuffed with leftists and NeverTrumpers to patrol people's speech.

Say, Obama, if you're so against "disinformation," why have you not stepped up to condemn the lies about a "lynching crisis"?

Ever notice that the censorship police never object to left-wing conspiracy theories?


This left-wing pussy says that the UK must implement strict censorship policies to stop all of the "misinformation" people believe about the UK having a two-tiered police system and other such scandals, but can't name a single actual "misinformation" claim put into people's minds by Russia.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM




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1 Reading the Content.

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2026 04:00 PM (6iKlf)

2 Hope this isn't too late for the mid-terms

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 04:03 PM (+gK6I)

3 Obama trying again to make that Scary Poppins woman happen.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

4 SCOTUS is very confusing, as always. Altho good on this.

Is Obungo bleaching his skin like Michael Jackson?

A friend of mine always called him Uncle Ben.

Is he propping up the Dims? Getting them to the poles? Tooting cocain and popping poppers?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:04 PM (hzuYO)

5 Why aren't we shooting invaders that "vote"?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

6 What piece of Misinformation has been seeded in the Minds of British people by Vladimir Putin?�

The honest answer lefties will give you if they force them? That immigration is bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

7 >>Hope this isn't too late for the mid-terms
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 04:03 PM (+gK6I)

It is. By design.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:06 PM (BeyMP)

8 Nice pants crease on that Poofter!!

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

9 Obama: "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."


Ja! Jawohl!

Posted by: A. Schickelgruber at September 25, 2026 04:07 PM (guGkK)

10 The honest answer lefties will give you if they force them? That immigration is bad.

The German party that in the US would be considered far left but doesn't want illegal Muslims is called "far right". That's their admission of their plan.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

11 I can't stand to hear or see obama

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

12 A Town Square with language rules. Sort of lime an ant hill then.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (Gqar8)

13
Obama needs to shut the hell up.

What an asshole.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

14 DHS gave Nevada a list of 185 non citizens who voted
Nevada checked, they were all US citizens.

Is Ace still awaiting news of indictments and convictions for the 10 BILLION DOLLAR Somali fraud?

Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (LN9Ll)

15 The German party that in the US would be considered far left but doesn't want illegal Muslims is called "far right". That's their admission of their plan.

Yes the FNM tells us a party led by a woman gay married to a Sri Lankan is racist and far right...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

16 "- 9 were suicide
- 1 was murder by a black perpetrator"

And another was attempted suicide by Subway sandwhich.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)

17 As our name implies, we just want the public to be safe.

Posted by: The Committee on Public Safety at September 25, 2026 04:09 PM (guGkK)

18 "Now it blesses not a screening of mail-in ballots -- that would still cause "chaos," I guess -- but the simple use by states (at their discretion; left-wing governments won't screen ballots) of the Social Security databases to discover if a voter is a citizen or not."


So they "gave" Trump nothing because they did not compel all states to verify voter eligibility.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2026 04:09 PM (I43vL)

19 8 Nice pants crease on that Poofter!!
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar
*********
Jonah Goldberg wishes he had a pant's crease in his one pair of khaki's Trump made fun of.

I am going to day drink white wine while I cook vs a martini. There are always difficult decisions on Friday Drink Day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (hzuYO)

20 11 I can't stand to hear or see obama
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

He is transmorgriphying into a raisin.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar8)

21 Obama Encourages Technocratic Censorship of His Political Enemies by American Thinker.

Publication date 2022-04-22

Obama’s Fundamental Manipulation of Free Speech by American Thinker.

Publication daye May 3, 2022 by Jeannie DeAngelis

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (6iKlf)

22 well it's something I guess.

anyway Barry is gonna live to like 99 and torment us the whole entire time

he's a piece of garbage

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)

23 Obama needs to shut the hell up.

What an asshole.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)


You're telling me!

Posted by: Big Mike, Wiping Her Dick On The Curtains at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (guGkK)

24 "Certain rules" as in "you can't say that even if it is the truth!"

Posted by: InZona at September 25, 2026 04:11 PM (rD4pF)

25 The Milk Chocolate Messiah's town councils will be designed in the likeness of M.C Escher's creations.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 25, 2026 04:11 PM (5yDGQ)

26 The left: Millions of citizens are kept from voting every year! No I can't name one why do you ask?

Also the left: And thousands of citizens have been deported by Drumpf! No I can't name one why do you ask?

Also, also the left: Ok so you've got hundreds of examples of non-citizens voting including people prosecuted for it, but like, obviously it never happens.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

27 Kali won't catch any voter fraud...so voter fraud will continue to "not exist" in Kali...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (l3cgK)

28 Obama is garbage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (W2Pud)

29 And another was attempted suicide by Subway sandwhich.

But really, who among us hasn’t been there at least once, when the days grow short and the dark nights weigh on our souls like listeria on wilted lettuce?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (kYmoU)

30 Obama is garbage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (W2Pud)

That is unkind to garbage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (dK+Kv)

31 28 Obama is garbage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (W2Pud)

You'll be hearing from our lawyers

Posted by: Garbage at September 25, 2026 04:13 PM (+gK6I)

32 Even after the recent Biden debacle, and after the Clinton calamity, I still despise Obama far more than those two miscreants. Racism, obviously.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:13 PM (Gqar8)

33 And another was attempted suicide by Subway sandwhich.

One would think the sandwich would give way on the drop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (guGkK)

34 It's voluntary. Don't expect blue states to use it.

Doesn't matter when the ruling came if it's voluntary.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (viF8m)

35 >> but can't name a single actual "misinformation" claim put into people's minds by Russia.

That was a trick question. Both the anti-fracking and anti-GMO movements have been shown to have been funded by Russia.
They also are involved in a lot of the climate hysteria, brexit (which Russia supported, but mostly to harm the EU), and just about every movement that fractures European society or harms their industries and economies. The problem is, other than Brexit, the Left supports every damn one of the Russian lies because they too support destroying the West.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (vAcOX)

36 Obama, the purple lipped penis sipper...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (3Ope8)

37 20 11 I can't stand to hear or see obama
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

He is transmorgriphying into a raisin.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar
*********
I've heard him speak one time. With the big whoopie he "got" Osama. Which was already said by Feinstein to tick him off. The one thing she did well.

I used to watch, now and them, his prancercizing down AF1's stairs with his wrists held "just so." And hope he'd fall down them. Never happened but I always had hope.

Joepy Biden fell up the stairs a few times and that had to do.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (hzuYO)

38 Easiest thing in the world is to be a liberal. You don't reason, critically think, or research. Just regurgitate spoon-fed horseshit from your overlords.

Easy-peasy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (Qt6Ls)

39 He is transmorgriphying into a raisin.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

40 I'm not surprised Barky says this crap. I know full well he's too lazy and arrogant to follow up. Some of the apparatchik around him might , but he won't. Too busy being pegged by Big Mike

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (KOshA)

41 CP fail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)

42 The German party that in the US would be considered far left but doesn't want illegal Muslims is called "far right". That's their admission of their plan.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

Whites in Europe have a messianic impulse that has transferred from Christianity to humanism, or what we today call woke.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (BeyMP)

43 Obama: "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."

We have that. It's called bluesky. Everyone but the pedos hates it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)

44 Obama is garbage."

The world is not enough...

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (/rfzw)

45 Obama is garbage.

Stupid girl > Push It > Obama

Posted by: Someone that's heard Shirley Manson sing at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

46 Now it blesses not a screening of mail-in ballots -- that would still cause "chaos," I guess -- but the simple use by states (at their discretion; left-wing governments won't screen ballots) of the Social Security databases to discover if a voter is a citizen or not.
_________

Blue states won't use this screening, but red states will.

This is potentially a big deal because there are competitive senate races and especially competitive house races in red states that could determine who swings the big dick in Congress.

Cutting down non-citizen voting fraud in these competitive elections could make it harder for Democraps to steal these elections.

That's why the Democraps were so desperate to shut this EO down.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

47 Before any mail in ballot can be opened the signature on the outside must be verified by 2 people 1 from each party mas a match to the original voter registration .
There has never been any evidence of any significant voter fraud ever. Fox News was sued and paid a 787 million dollar settlement for lying about Dominion voting machines. That was lie also very often repeated by Ace and believed by minions.
Shane Ace shame

Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 04:16 PM (LN9Ll)

48 That's mighty white of the Supreme Court to let the leftists ignore illegal aliens on their voter rolls.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2026 04:16 PM (5QN5a)

49 "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."
-------

Oh you mean like Elon Musk did when he wrested control of Twitter from the leftwing Censor Karens and then every leftoid lost their collective shit and decamped to a new echo chamber where they can spend all day online huffing each others' digital farts?

TFG is an unmitigated asshole.

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

50 The left: There is no election of any election fraud in modern American history

Also the left: The elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2024 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

51 I am going to day drink white wine while I cook vs a martini. There are always difficult decisions on Friday Drink Day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

You should adopt a routine and stick to it. With me, it's cheap vodka and mixer starting at 4 PM. Makes things much easier.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

52 There is nothing good about the left, in Britain or the USA.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (4cb3I)

53 DHS gave Nevada a list of 185 non citizens who voted
Nevada checked, they were all US citizens.


Nevada reviewed its own records and found zero evidence that the 185 individuals were noncitizens, explicitly telling DHS, "You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."

We found no evidence of X is not the same as we have proven that X is untrue. Particularly when the people looking have no interest in finding evidence of X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (ExV1e)

54 Aliss's Wonderland.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (Qt6Ls)

55 The best part of Bluesky is watching various groups of leftwing pedos argue other leftwing pedos on bluesky was in fact closet NAZIs

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

56 If the radar is correct I am only minutes away from Rainmageddon.

If I don't make you can't have my stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

57 Can’t go wrong with drinking ValuRite vodka out of a jelly jar, Christy.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)

58 If I don't make you can't have my stuff./i]

Make sure to seal your Val-u-Rite bottles right now!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

59 Aliss's Wonderland.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (Qt6Ls)


Shhhh. We don't get many Cambridge professors on this blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 04:19 PM (guGkK)

60 Happily, Kamala Hour is upon us. I might even shave before cocktails, just to prove how devoted I am to a good first impression before I start soaking in the martinis.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 04:19 PM (4cb3I)

61 Christy I'm at the point where I can't drink white OR red wine after like 3pm it's crazy

if I do I can't sleep AT ALL

so it's cocktails for me! lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:20 PM (j+aD2)

62 Whenever we get into questions about Democrat election perfidy I ask myself...

What would Doodad Pro have to say about this?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)

63 47 Before any mail in ballot can be opened the signature on the outside must be verified by 2 people 1 from each party mas a match to the original voter registration .
There has never been any evidence of any significant voter fraud ever. Fox News was sued and paid a 787 million dollar settlement for lying about Dominion voting machines. That was lie also very often repeated by Ace and believed by minions.
Shane Ace shame

Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 04:16 PM (LN9Ll)

They weren't doing any REAL verification of signatures in some areas back in 2020 and 2024...an "X" on the back of some that had registered signatures were still considered "valid"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 04:20 PM (l3cgK)

64 the AG here in Pennsylvania is actually sort of straight-laced?

he might even try to follow this! it will be a battle Royale - him vs Joshie

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:20 PM (j+aD2)

65 What motherfucker is scanning the statistics and researching race to put together the list of 10 blacks that died from hanging?????

That person needs to be identified. Did they make a list of white people who died from hanging? How did they publish this?

I bet they are supported by some black studies academia, and probably funded by a lefty federal grant to hunt through data finding racism.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:21 PM (vAcOX)

66 One of the most surprising things about getting older is your ability to sleep goes to sh*t and all sorts of things from drinking to having a big meal for dinner can make it worse...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

67 57 Can’t go wrong with drinking ValuRite vodka out of a jelly jar, Christy.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar
*******
Nevah!

The worst I reduced myself to was Boone's Farm in college.

I don't believe in boxed wine, either. Some in-laws do and I bring my own like a snob. I am beyond caring what others think of me. Might as well give them a reason to talk about me, right? Amirite?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (hzuYO)

68 66 One of the most surprising things about getting older is your ability to sleep goes to sh*t and all sorts of things from drinking to having a big meal for dinner can make it worse...


yep yep yep

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (j+aD2)

69 65 What motherfucker is scanning the statistics and researching race to put together the list of 10 blacks that died from hanging?????

That person needs to be identified. Did they make a list of white people who died from hanging? How did they publish this?

I bet they are supported by some black studies academia, and probably funded by a lefty federal grant to hunt through data finding racism.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:21 PM (vAcOX)

Or, get this, they just made it up.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (Gqar8)

70 Obama wants to create a government controlled social media platform is the vibe I’m getting.

Like an open source X that is controlled by a board appointed by a combination of government and other stakeholders (activists and academic/government experts) which will be funded by some kind of public-private scheme like PBS/NPR (which the Ds will start funding again from day one next time they control Congress and White House).

Fact checked and moderated by academics, activists, identity orgs, and journalisms, of course.

It’s another Obama internet thought control wet dream in a long list of them over the decades.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)

71 70 Obama wants to create a government controlled social media platform is the vibe I’m getting.


they have blue sky and Facebook

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (j+aD2)

72 67 57 Can’t go wrong with drinking ValuRite vodka out of a jelly jar, Christy.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar
*******
Nevah!

The worst I reduced myself to was Boone's Farm in college.

I don't believe in boxed wine, either. Some in-laws do and I bring my own like a snob. I am beyond caring what others think of me. Might as well give them a reason to talk about me, right? Amirite?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (hzuYO)

You am, ma’am!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (Gqar8)

73 68 66 One of the most surprising things about getting older is your ability to sleep goes to sh*t and all sorts of things from drinking to having a big meal for dinner can make it worse...


yep yep yep

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (j+aD2)

Went to dinner with the BILs a couple of days ago...ended up only being able to get 4 hours or broken sleep that night...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 04:23 PM (l3cgK)

74 68 66 One of the most surprising things about getting older is your ability to sleep goes to sh*t and all sorts of things from drinking to having a big meal for dinner can make it worse...


yep yep yep

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (j+aD2)
******
Indeed. My reason for Friday day drinking.

It ticks me off when anything messes with my sleep. Stress did a number on me for a month and I am over that and basked in bed this morning like a HS kid on summer vacation.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:23 PM (hzuYO)

75 Town square dialogue with rules. Do these rules include shooting someone who has an opinion different from yours?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (ij5V5)

76 75 Town square dialogue with rules. Do these rules include shooting someone who has an opinion different from yours?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (ij5V5)

Only if it abides by the rule, "My violence is speech, your speech is violence."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (l3cgK)

77 I got a reel on Farcebook where some lefty was telling people to murder the president.

I reported it. I mean it was a direct call to violence right? Got back a message, "This doesn't violate our terms and conditions"

And then I got a bunch of other lefty videos, because remember I paused and spent time on this reel. all telling people to murder various right leaning figures from Trump to Musk to Shapiro and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

78 Town square dialogue with rules. Do these rules include shooting someone who has an opinion different from yours?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (ij5V5)
---
Wasn't that the wild west?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (FZ29D)

79 74 68 66 One of the most surprising things about getting older is your ability to sleep goes to sh*t and all sorts of things from drinking to having a big meal for dinner can make it worse...


yep yep yep

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (j+aD2)
******
Indeed. My reason for Friday day drinking.

It ticks me off when anything messes with my sleep. Stress did a number on me for a month and I am over that and basked in bed this morning like a HS kid on summer vacation.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:23 PM (hzuYO)

Did someone bring you coffee in bed??

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (Gqar8)

80 Can’t go wrong with drinking ValuRite vodka out of a jelly jar, Christy.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar


Lies! It's now, officially, fall. Time for parkas and brown liquor. Put only HiTime Bourbon in your jelly jar!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:25 PM (ExV1e)

81 >>Before any mail in ballot can be opened the signature on the outside must be verified by 2 people 1 from each party mas a match to the original voter registration .


What fucking planet do they live on???? Mail in ballots in most jurisdictions were totally handled by gov workers at centralized locations without any party oversight. Verification was completely automated, but done by Dominion and other software that was dialed down to allow everything. In most of these cities there simply are no Republican poll watchers as there is no effective Republican party so no, not two parties. During 2020, they had to "watch" from 6 feet away, they are banned from the counting room, they were sent home early due to lying about stopping for the day, and they were ignored when they raised the red flags. Fuck these lies.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (vAcOX)

82 I guess -- but the simple use by states (at their discretion; left-wing governments won't screen ballots)
_________________________

Yeah, Pennsylvania and Michigan it will be business as usual....likely the same with Wisconsin, and maybe even Georgia out of spite. Arizona will ignore it for sure.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

83 What motherfucker is scanning the statistics and researching race to put together the list of 10 blacks that died from hanging?????

That person needs to be identified. Did they make a list of white people who died from hanging? How did they publish this?

I bet they are supported by some black studies academia, and probably funded by a lefty federal grant to hunt through data finding racism.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:21 PM (vAcOX)


Race hustlers gotta race hustle. When they're not screaming in front of a camera, they looking for something to scream about in front of a camera. Innuendo is all that's required.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (ExV1e)

84 SCOTUS is a political institution and should be treated as such. By my count, liberals are short a few seats. That should be rectified.

Guessing half of Houston and Detroit will mysteriously be purged.

This is how this reads to me: "You can use this info. Go ahead and prevent people from voting. We'll determine if it was legal or not down the line. When it no longer matters."

The American experiment has failed. Death by a thousand kkkuts. 250 years was a good run

This should 1000% be ignored. This court has completely lost it's fucking mind. It's explicitly stated in the constitution the federal government doesn't have authority over elections.

These justices know there's a big desire among left voters to impeach several of them.

The democrats should declare a constitutional crisis and state that it’s an unlawful ruling. The justices and the court has no authority to defy the constitution or give the federal government the right to do it.

Start to move in a direction that doesn’t recognize the court as lawful, credible, or legit.

This will get appealed, which will delay it until the end of the election. 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (FKi1y)

85 Town square dialogue with rules. Do these rules include shooting someone who has an opinion different from yours?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (ij5V5)
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Make Dueling Great Again!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (FZ29D)

86 >> Unrelated: Obama wants to create a censorship board stuffed with leftists and NeverTrumpers to patrol people's speech.


The only appropriate response here is fuck you. Fag.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (oSFyF)

87 Only if it abides by the rule, "My violence is speech, your speech is violence."

Was watching a video by a black woman interacting with college students.

She got some woke asian woman who started ranting about how policing is rayciss so the interviewer dropped the "you know in fact black people do commit more crimes then people of other races per capita right...This is a fact and I can show you the official crime statistics"

And the woke asian girl literally started jumping up and down she was so angry. And it was funny, you could see she wanted to assault the interviewer but the interviewer was bigger and the guy with her with the camera was much bigger then either of them...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

88 You am, ma’am!!!
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (Gqar
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How dare you presume my gender!!!11! (said in my best Greta voice and rudely pointing with my index finger).

Which reminds me that our 1yr old girlie points with her left index finger to things and her middle finger with her right hand. Little doll.

In our family photo of elder son and wife's visit, her brother is holding her on our deck. She has one hand on my boob for reasons unknown. That's the best photo we have and it is wut it is.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:28 PM (hzuYO)

89 The rules of the Town Square preclude discussion of Larry Sinclair, Michelle's 4th finger length, chefs, and any correspondence from my days at Columbia implying I am cock curious. Or explicitly stating I am cock curious. Either of those.

Posted by: Barky the Clown at September 25, 2026 04:28 PM (wGerL)

90 The left: There is no fraud. There are no illegals voting

Also the left: If you let the government cross check votes for citizenship status the Republicans will win every competitive race.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

91 ***What piece of Misinformation has been seeded in the Minds of British people by Vladimir Putin?***
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A British (conservative) Indian putting a white (liberal) Britain on the spot and he can't answer with one simple declarative sentence.
[if he were an American Democrat he'd make up a lie]



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:28 PM (vPv7/)

92 Wasn't that the wild west?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (FZ29D)

I'd guess that the Wild West had a far better record of achieving real justice than our current totally corrupted today.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:29 PM (BeyMP)

93 This will get appealed, which will delay it until the end of the election.
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It's a SCOTUS ruling.

Who are they going to appeal it to?

God? (In Whom they don't believe.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 04:29 PM (FZ29D)

94 Some box wine is very good.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:29 PM (vAcOX)

95 It is amusing, you have the "Only smart people should be allowed to vote!" leftwing set arguing they need the votes of inner city Detroit and Houston to win elections...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

96 willowed

201 Weekend Nor'easter
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Monmouth Executive Airport (KBLM) _ /forecast.weather.gov

Current NOAA Satellite Gif
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (vPv7/)

97 My sleep is now almost always broken up between 3 and 4 am. I now think of someone who needs prayers (long list) and run Hail Mary's through my head for them until I fall back asleep.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (ij5V5)

98 This will get appealed, which will delay it until the end of the election.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (FKi1y)


Uhh - appealed to whom? This is a ruling by the Supreme Fucking Court? Who ya gonna appeal to, the United Nations? Good luck with that.

Posted by: a.moron at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (X5Jzz)

99 Did someone bring you coffee in bed??
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (Gqar
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No, but he used to. His younger brother mocked him for doing this and he ignored him.

It would appear he did this out of love (which was true). He mostly brought me coffee when we were younger and working to ward off the early morning crazy of his wife. I am not an early morning person. I will ask but think this is true.

He now starts my tea in the pod thing. Which is good enough.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (hzuYO)

100 This should 1000% be ignored. This court has completely lost it's fucking mind. It's explicitly stated in the constitution the federal government doesn't have authority over elections.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (FKi1y)
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Wow, that's a real gem. Diamond-grade ignorance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 04:31 PM (ZOv7s)

101 I was supposed to post it when I got here but got hung up reading ace's post.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:31 PM (vPv7/)

102
United Nations. What a *ucking joke.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:31 PM (/QHx4)

103 >>Supreme Court Now Okays Trump's Plan to Allow States to Use Federal Databases to Screen the Voter Lists for Ineligible Voters

A throaty “you suck” to Congress. They couldn’t think of a single voter integrity issue they could craft and put into law except the SAVE Act. It’s like they are a one song floosie who can only focus on one thing at a time. But boy, they will tell you all about the BBB and how they deserved a vacation after that. Wimps.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 25, 2026 04:31 PM (oSFyF)

104 >>This will get appealed, which will delay it until the end of the election.

Appeal a Supreme Court decision?

Sure Jan.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

105 The Slumber App is an amazing thing! I swear by it.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 04:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 99 Did someone bring you coffee in bed??
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:24 PM (Gqar
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No, but he used to. His younger brother mocked him for doing this and he ignored him.

It would appear he did this out of love (which was true). He mostly brought me coffee when we were younger and working to ward off the early morning crazy of his wife. I am not an early morning person. I will ask but think this is true.

He now starts my tea in the pod thing. Which is good enough.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (hzuYO)

I Always bring the missus a cup in the morning.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)

107
A race war has replaced every other narrative for the future with the left. Even a "content of character, not color of your skin" aspiration is now judged racist, as is MLK is now considered irrelevant if not an enemy of race consciousness.

Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2026 04:33 PM (Y8DZL)

108 It's explicitly stated in the constitution the federal government doesn't have authority over elections.

The quickest and easiest way to get the left to stop saying things like this is have a right wing district produce enough votes to win an election via an overnight "vote find".

Honestly I'd have fun with it. Specifically put a bunch of votes aside from your reddest stronghold, report initial numbers, then wait until all the blue districts are in THEN count the votes you put aside.

The reactions would be hilarious.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

109 And for the record congress could have passed SAVE if they wanted.

Schedule a vote on funding some left funding department like HUD or DoE after a vote on SAVE and note you won't vote on anything else until SAVE is passed.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

110 The only appropriate response here is fuck you. Fag.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 25, 2026 04:27 PM (oSFyF)
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At this point, he's a very pathetic figure. Nothing so sad as a failed messiah. He had transformed the nation, it was inevitable, and then Trump won. They labored mightily, overthrew the next election, figured they had things figured out but nope, Trump's back and 10x harder.

So he sits and says stuff that he know won't happen, but makes him feel good to say.

Oh, and like Harris two years ago, the Dems know they aren't going to make any kind of dent. They have internal polls showing this, it's just trying to boost the base and maybe demoralize enough Republicans to pick off a few seats.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 04:34 PM (ZOv7s)

111 Uhh - appealed to whom? This is a ruling by the Supreme Fucking Court? Who ya gonna appeal to, the United Nations? Good luck with that.
Posted by: a.moron

Obama, because he was the last bipartisan president, and he had a SCOTUS seat stolen from him!!!

Posted by: Butthurt Lefty Immigration Apologist at September 25, 2026 04:35 PM (FKi1y)

112 And for the record congress could have passed SAVE if they wanted.

Schedule a vote on funding some left funding department like HUD or DoE after a vote on SAVE and note you won't vote on anything else until SAVE is passed.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)
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A critical mass doesn't. At this point, it won't have any effect, but as I said in March, Trump is using this to drive turnout. Now the pitch is that with the useless Never Trumpers out, he will finally have a working majority.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 04:36 PM (ZOv7s)

113 Uhh - appealed to whom? This is a ruling by the Supreme Fucking Court? Who ya gonna appeal to, the United Nations? Good luck with that.
Posted by: a.moron at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (X5Jzz)


God-King Boasberg, First of His Name, is considering hearing the case.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

114 What we need is a good vibrant Ministry of Love.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)

115 I hope the East Coast Morons are buying bread, milk and booze for the storm heading their way.

I have to wonder if this will finish off the W. MA lesbian bar for good.

I remain bummed out I don't live close enough to infiltrate and report. The NY Post article nearly did me in.

On tables there are strange plastic play houses for toddlers where you put your money. The bulletin board (I zoomed in) made for a lot of laughs.

That's my very favorite Ace news this week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:37 PM (hzuYO)

116 If you read leftwing forums they are convinced that "misinformation" is what is costing them elections and if they could just stop it they'd win every election.

What is misinformation? Well it varies over time, so at one point "the clot shot does not stop the spread of COVID" was misinformation, whereas now "the government claimed the clot shot stopped the spread of COVID" is misinformation.

Amazing how that works no?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

117 United Nations. What a *ucking joke.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:31 PM (/QHx4)

I argued forty years ago that we should jettison the UN.

I was called crazy for that and myriad other issues.

I was right about all of them.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:38 PM (BeyMP)

118 Wow, that's a real gem. Diamond-grade ignorance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

They wallow in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 04:38 PM (Qt6Ls)

119 I did some volunteer work in an assisted living facility. If you want to hear the craziest of all Trump and Republicans are destroying the constitution stories, I encourage you to do the same. It ran the gamut of “Trump planned his own assassination” to “Trump and Putin are secretly plotting to undermine the country”. Oh and Trump was convicted of rape. You just smile and don’t respond because you will never convince them otherwise. You want to know why Democrats are in all of those facilities helping people fill out ballots? Wondering who watches CNN and MS whatever it is.

There you have it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 04:38 PM (kACBq)

120 they have blue sky and Facebook
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 04:22 PM (j+aD2)

Not technically.
blue sky and mastadon are just populated by disgruntled lefties following lefty moderation policies.

Facebook isn’t as strict moderation-wise as it used to be, but stricter than X for sure. Threads is still a sidepiece like Instagram. Facebook is for business and older people now anyhow.

Obama wants something more authoritative for the NPR left and their kind across the world so they can abandon X to the “far right” with Rumble and Truth.

Europe would probably jump on that in a heartbeat. So would Canada and Australia probably. It’s a censors dream.

Like I said, it’s all a pipe dream but there is a possibility with the way the world is tired of Silicon Valley social media and disrupting their previously state-dominated media landscapes.
AI isn’t helping their reputation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

121 I hope the East Coast Morons are buying bread, milk and booze for the storm heading their way.

Hey, what about the Hawaiian Morons? We've got another hurricane in the area today. The Gulf has been quiet, but the Pacific is super active! It's all climate change and Trump caused it!!!!!!

Posted by: Deranged Lefty Lurker at September 25, 2026 04:39 PM (FKi1y)

122 Just saw the speech of Bibi before the UN. Brilliant speech and forcefully delivered . I don't suppose he write it all, but he and his speech writer are to be commended. May the Lord bless and protect Israel!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 04:39 PM (JrHfD)

123 He now starts my tea in the pod thing. Which is good enough.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:30 PM (hzuYO)

I Always bring the missus a cup in the morning.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar


My wife frequently falls asleep in the living room and when I hear her tromping up the stairs for her first cup in the morning I, as a good husband, will quickly down the remains of my current cup and start a fresh one before she gets to the machine. Out of love.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)

124 Amazing how that works no?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)
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The problem isn't our policies or our messaging, it is that voters are too stupid to understand our brilliant and clever arguments.

Posted by: Top Democrat Strategists at September 25, 2026 04:39 PM (ZOv7s)

125 >>>Oh, and like Harris two years ago, the Dems know they aren't going to make any kind of dent. They have internal polls showing this, it's just trying to boost the base and maybe demoralize enough Republicans to pick off a few seats.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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and the grift. Always the grift, there's money to be made.
see: Talarico campaign; grandi somme di denaro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:40 PM (vPv7/)

126
The "unity" is all about wanting our country's money.

Go *uck yourselves.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)

127 Unrelated: Obama wants to create a censorship board stuffed with leftists and NeverTrumpers to patrol people's speech.

We knew who this jug eared commie fuck was a long time ago.

Posted by: Commies at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

128 they have blue sky and Facebook
Posted by: Black Orchid

Not technically.
blue sky and mastadon are just populated by disgruntled lefties following lefty moderation policies.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

When you understand ALL Lefties are disgruntled, you begin to truly understand.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (FKi1y)

129 I had goat Sooknanan at an Indian restaurant recently. Not bad.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)

130 Close enough to drink time for me. All my gang are off to the horseshow this weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (QwZKw)

131 and the grift. Always the grift, there's money to be made.
see: Talarico campaign; grandi somme di denaro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:40 PM (vPv7/)
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Absolutely. That boxed wine isn't free.

Posted by: Top Democrat Strategists at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)

132
I Always bring the missus a cup in the morning.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar
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My kinda guy! We've been hitched 47yrs and still like each other. Met 50yrs ago this month and still rockin'

I'm sure the early morning coffee to jolt me awake helped.





Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (hzuYO)

133 117 United Nations. What a *ucking joke.
I argued forty years ago that we should jettison the UN.
Posted by: LTG

So I can take this as a "no" for you getting out and trick-or- treating for UNICEF next month?

Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (Y8DZL)

134 I saw an interview with Harris. Good to know she’s still three sheets to the wind. It sounded like she was knocking down vodka martinis for breakfast.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (kACBq)

135
Auspex,

What a scam that was.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:43 PM (/QHx4)

136 “Trump planned his own assassination”

This one always amazes me.

You believe Trump had some rando pretending to be a lefty to take a shot intended for his ear from 100 yards and agree to then be shot by security. You believe that?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

137 When you understand ALL Lefties are disgruntled, you begin to truly understand.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (FKi1y)
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No shit. Just the other day I had to speak very strongly to one of our interns who misgendered me. I've about had it with that little faggot.

Posted by: Top Democrat Strategists at September 25, 2026 04:43 PM (ZOv7s)

138 122 Just saw the speech of Bibi before the UN. Brilliant speech and forcefully delivered . I don't suppose he write it all, but he and his speech writer are to be commended. May the Lord bless and protect Israel!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Beepers? Remember the beepers?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:43 PM (vPv7/)

139 130 Close enough to drink time for me. All my gang are off to the horseshow this weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (QwZKw)
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Yep! The only drinking rulez were made by my OCD MIL who drank promptly at 5pm daily til she didn't. I think her liver was as pickled as her brain at the end.

I drink only on Friday's now due to stinkin' calories. And messing with my sleep. Cheers!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 04:44 PM (hzuYO)

140 134 I saw an interview with Harris. Good to know she’s still three sheets to the wind. It sounded like she was knocking down vodka martinis for breakfast.
Posted by: Marcus T

I'd hit it.

(Hic!)

Posted by: Hillary! at September 25, 2026 04:44 PM (FKi1y)

141 When you understand ALL Lefties are disgruntled, you begin to truly understand.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (FKi1y)

Denial of God. Humanism when organized always ends in millions dead.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:44 PM (BeyMP)

142 This one always amazes me.

You believe Trump had some rando pretending to be a lefty to take a shot intended for his ear from 100 yards and agree to then be shot by security. You believe that?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)
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They literally have no idea how anything works, especially firearms. They think that a 9mm will blow out your chest and crap like that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 04:44 PM (ZOv7s)

143 We knew who this jug eared commie fuck was a long time ago.
Posted by: Commies at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s)
Yes and before he was elected pressy I bet Vic that he could not beat a can of wolf brand chili.
I was wrong because he beat that great plane killer

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (P4Pk9)

144 No shit. Just the other day I had to speak very strongly to one of our interns who misgendered me. I've about had it with that little faggot.
Posted by: Top Democrat Strategists

The one with the earing and the makeup?

Posted by: Dire Straits at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (FKi1y)

145 Christy Blinky, Cheers!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (QwZKw)

146 Hope Obama doesn't burst his vagina crossing his legs like that.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (6AvSL)

147 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:43 PM (vPv7/)

Yes, he seemed pleased about that cleverness and it was very clever

1 was also glad that he excoriated Mamdani and his wife .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (JrHfD)

148 Trump is also his own grandpa.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (2Ez/1)

149 This is the tactic the Right needs to use... make them define their terms, and give concrete examples of the acts they are accusing people of.

Musk does this well... Trump is now doing it... but we must bring this tactic down to the personal everyday level... where our desire for Peace allows them to spout lies without any disagreement.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (mP0Kj)

150 When you understand ALL Lefties are disgruntled, you begin to truly understand.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 04:41 PM (FKi1y)

Disgruntled by X, which they had previously owned lick, stock and barrel.

They’re disgruntled generally but Elon has a special place in their list of hate objects.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

151 So they "gave" Trump nothing because they did not compel all states to verify voter eligibility.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2026 04:09 PM (I43vL)

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That's about it. The Supreme Court's usefulness expired long ago. These days they are just members of the DC cocktail circuit.

Posted by: Decaf at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (ZNpJk)

152 Hey, what about the Hawaiian Morons? We've got another hurricane in the area today. The Gulf has been quiet, but the Pacific is super active! It's all climate change and Trump caused it!!!!!!
Posted by: Deranged Lefty Lurker

Go fuck yourself. I hope you drown.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (Qt6Ls)

153 I need the TLDR here. What does this actually mean?

All these rulings where they disallows a positive but allow a negative which is a reversal of the positive negative of the reversal of the positive.

Fucking lawyers man!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (SS6mv)

154 Two comments. Obama is too busy sucking d**k and at least the Red States can make the vote more fair. Might even be able to get some of the swing states to check voters.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at September 25, 2026 04:47 PM (j3Fsw)

155 I saw an interview with Harris. Good to know she’s still three sheets to the wind. It sounded like she was knocking down vodka martinis for breakfast.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (kACBq)
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When I heard she was coming to Michigan to campaign with El-Sayed, I knew they knew it was over. She's there to try to hold the base together, and also strengthen her left flank for the '28 primaries.

At the same time, El-Sayed was offered a big fat pitch right over the plate and he chose not to even swing at it. True Sister Soulja Moment and he just said "Nah."

He is looking to his career as a podcaster, nothing more. And he's going to blame the Jews in the Dem establishment for his loss. Bank on it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 04:47 PM (ZOv7s)

156 134 I saw an interview with Harris. Good to know she’s still three sheets to the wind. It sounded like she was knocking down vodka martinis for breakfast.
______

I modeled my campaign after hers.

*hic*

Posted by: Drunk Amy Acton, Covid Queen (OH) at September 25, 2026 04:48 PM (ij5V5)

157 This is the tactic the Right needs to use... make them define their terms, and give concrete examples of the acts they are accusing people of.

Let's actually play this out...

Righty: How is Trump a NAZI?

Lefty: Like in every way. Do you not watch the news?

Rightly: Give me one specific thing.

Lefty: He deported thousands of Americans to NAZI black site torture locations!

Righty: Uh, can you give me where you are getting that "fact" from?

Lefty: I'm not doing your research for you! NAZI!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

158 So I can take this as a "no" for you getting out and trick-or- treating for UNICEF next month?
Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2026 04:42
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They still do that? I remember those cans from the mid-60's.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 25, 2026 04:48 PM (Hbeqj)

159 A 1.5 oz serving of 80-proof vodka contains about 96–98 calories.

There are approximately 26 to 29 calories in 2 ounces of orange juice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:49 PM (vPv7/)

160 That's about it. The Supreme Court's usefulness expired long ago. These days they are just members of the DC cocktail circuit.

We heard about that in Sac State Journalism.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 25, 2026 04:49 PM (wxsGM)

161 Whites in Europe have a messianic impulse that has transferred from Christianity to humanism, or what we today call woke.

“I use the word humanitarian in the ordinary sense, as meaning one who upholds the claims of all creatures against those of humanity.”— G. K. Chesterton (Orthodoxy)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 25, 2026 04:49 PM (kYmoU)

162 144 No shit. Just the other day I had to speak very strongly to one of our interns who misgendered me. I've about had it with that little faggot.
Posted by: Top Democrat Strategists

The one with the earing and the makeup?

Posted by: Dire Straits at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (FKi1y)

He's got his on jet plane!
He's a millionaire!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 04:49 PM (l3cgK)

163
I have never understood people who are rich.

If I had their money I would buy an island and disconnect from politics.

They have to feel important I am guessing.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:50 PM (/QHx4)

164 And so it begins.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 04:50 PM (viF8m)

165 geez, can't type today.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 04:50 PM (l3cgK)

166 This is the tactic the Right needs to use... make them define their terms, and give concrete examples of the acts they are accusing people of.

Musk does this well... Trump is now doing it... but we must bring this tactic down to the personal everyday level... where our desire for Peace allows them to spout lies without any disagreement.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 04:46 PM (mP0Kj)

I'm not sure there are very many that are open to persuasion.

Critical thinking is in short supply currently.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:50 PM (BeyMP)

167 never understood people who are rich.

If I had their money I would buy an island and disconnect from politics.

They have to feel important I am guessing.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 04:50 PM (/QHx4)

If I had a few billion lying around I’d do a lot of political work. That would be my charity work.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 04:51 PM (SS6mv)

168 No shit. Just the other day I had to speak very strongly to one of our interns who misgendered me. I've about had it with that little faggot.

Get non-gay lefties together and everyone they don't like is a faggot

Get non-black lefties together and everyone they don't like is a n*****

Get non-female lefties together and everyone they don't like is a bitch/Karen

and on and on. It gives me a chuckle reading lefty forums.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

169 Spend a bit of time on Reddit perusing any subject related to climate change. No amount of data will change their minds. The erf is boiling and that’s just that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 04:52 PM (SS6mv)

170 Might even be able to get some of the swing states to check voters.

Yes. Reduce the fraud in swing states, and reduce the fraud in “purple” areas of red states. For that matter, reduce the fraud in red states in areas where the low turnout of an off-year election can help fraud succeed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 25, 2026 04:52 PM (kYmoU)

171 Lefties can and do use the N, plus any other bigoted thing they come up with. They are down with the Whatever Cause doncha know, so they get a dispensation. You and I? Death sentence for CrimeSpeak.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

172 A 1.5 oz serving of 80-proof vodka contains about 96–98 calories.

There are approximately 26 to 29 calories in 2 ounces of orange juice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:49 PM (vPv7/)

So vodka is a better food source than orange juice. Thats nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 25, 2026 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

173 Yes. Reduce the fraud in swing states, and reduce the fraud in “purple” areas of red states. For that matter, reduce the fraud in red states in areas where the low turnout of an off-year election can help fraud succeed.

I suspect just about every non-urban district away from the coasts that isn't black majority that has a Dem representing it is stolen.

Note, that's about 25 seats.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)

174 153 I need the TLDR here. What does this actually mean?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio

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The original lower court ruling not only said that Trump's post office could not require the use of federal databases to verify voters, but that no one could even use the databases if they wanted to. That was overreach.

This says states can use the federal databases if they like. No problem there, only it is not required. Dem states will still not use so they can continue to cheat.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:55 PM (vAcOX)

175 If I had their money I would buy an island and disconnect from politics.

I think, generally speaking, money comes to those who cannot do this. They are convinced of their own greatness... their own indispensability. The fact that they're rich proves in their minds that they are smarter than everyone else and so they must 'fix' things for the lesser beings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

176 If I had their money I would buy an island and disconnect from politics.

If you disconnect from politics you are likely to wake up one morning and discover you are no longer rich and no longer own your island. Congress has a tendency to force people and organizations with money to pay attention.

I expect that the same thing happens at the local level, too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 25, 2026 04:55 PM (kYmoU)

177 It is common on lefty sites to see arguments the government should just take wealth from "the rich". In practice that would be only from people not identified as part of the left.


So if you are rich it is foolish to not get involved in politics. Either as protection money to the left, or to try to keep the left out of office.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

178 Congress has a tendency to force people and organizations with money to pay attention.

Not just Congress. I remember back when tech was pretty non-partisan. Then the MSoft anti-trust stuff started. Now they've got more lobbyists than just about anyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

179
I'm old, and having two draft beers with my cronies on Thursday nights is about my limit.

I can only imagine what pounding the high-octane with Hillary, Pelosi and Kamala would be like.

Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2026 04:58 PM (Y8DZL)

180 Robbing Kulaks is a time honored tradition.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)

California Runs a "Shadow" Welfare System for Illegal Aliens

Remember, illegal aliens aren't eligible for welfare, so you Racists should stop peddling RUSSIAN MISINFORMATION and claiming they are.

But also, Gavin Newsom and California Democrats openly brag of giving welfare to illegal aliens, "legal or not."


California runs the nation's largest welfare system, devoting more than $180 billion annually to food, health care, and other programs for the poor and downtrodden. To sustain the arrangement, the state imposes the nation's highest tax rates.

In theory, these programs are supposed to help struggling Californians. In reality, many serve large numbers of illegal immigrants. Today, California oversees a shadow welfare system that allows noncitizens to receive health care, rental assistance, college grants, tax credits, low-cost car insurance, and even smartphones on the taxpayers' dime.

We visited four public-services offices in Southern California, each of which admitted that illegal aliens can enroll in public-welfare programs or receive benefits on their children's behalf. In total, California taxpayers spent at least $11 billion subsidizing illegal immigrants in the last fiscal year. The state's shadow welfare system, it seems, shows no signs of slowing down.

Local officials were remarkably transparent. In Glendale, we spoke to a welfare officer about California's Cash Assistance Program for Immigrants (CAPI), a state-funded alternative to Supplemental Security Income that provides monthly cash assistance to low-income noncitizens who are elderly or disabled.

"If [you are] a citizen, you cannot get CAPI," he said. "I don't care about legal or not. Not being [a] citizen [is the key]."

In Los Angeles, we heard more of the same. We asked another welfare officer about the benefits available to illegal immigrants and their children. While some state programs are closed to illegals, we learned, they are open to those aliens' U.S.-born children.

"If you were born here and the child was born here, you get money for two," the officer said of CalWORKs, the state's version of the federal Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program. "Because she is not and the child is, she only gets money for the child, and not for her."

These benefits add up. In California, illegal immigrants can qualify for CAPI, public health insurance, and various tax credits. Their children qualify for others, including CalWORKs and, as in other states, Section 8 rental subsidies. All told, a family of five in California with two illegal-alien parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-alien grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 per year.

State leaders are proud of it. In a recent podcast episode, Governor Gavin Newsom bragged about his "controversial" decision to extend Medi-Cal coverage to illegal immigrants. His wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, encouraged people to sign up for the California Earned Income Tax Credit, a program whose promotional materials assure applicants that "no Social Security number" is "no problem."

The governor's office did not respond to our comment request by deadline.

Here's some better news: Trump is drastically reducing the number of (mostly fake) "refugees" in 2027.

And the left is going to hate this crop of refugees, because they're actually refugees.

The Trump administration plans to cap next year's refugee inflow at 17,500 people, down from the 125,000 target set under President Joe Biden.

The State Department laid out the plan in a notice sent to Congress on Tuesday, a week before the 2027 fiscal year opens in October. Admissions will "primarily be Afrikaners from South Africa," the notice says, naming the Afrikaans-speaking white minority descended from Dutch and French settlers.

Biden's agencies set the 125,000 target in his last year in office. Resettlement contractors put the long-run average at roughly 92,000 a year since the program started in 1980. Trump's first term bottomed out at 15,000.

The administration set last year's ceiling at 7,500, then lifted it to 17,500 after declaring that unforeseen developments in South Africa had created an emergency. Next year's number holds at that level.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 25, 2026 03:01 PM (CWTWj)

2 Hi

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:01 PM (oqH4h)

3 i seen me duty and noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 25, 2026 03:03 PM (CWTWj)

4 But those South Africans are descended from people who once may have been mean to black people. So they should just die.

Posted by: Commies at September 25, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

5 "California Runs a "Shadow" Welfare System for Illegal Aliens"

I've been tellin' y'all for years that the entire state of California is a fraud system run by the State itself. And...more proof.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM (Av6i5)

6 I'm dyslexic you know.

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM (UjdFS)

7 reality, many serve large numbers of illegal immigrants. "

You misspelled "money laundering for favored groups"

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM (/rfzw)

8 California's Cash Assistance Program for Immigrants (CAPI), a state-funded alternative to Supplemental Security Income that provides monthly cash assistance to low-income noncitizens who are elderly or disabled.

"If [you are] a citizen, you cannot get CAPI," he said. "I don't care about legal or not. Not being [a] citizen [is the key]."


We are a nation of immigrants, bigot.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM (2ap+5)

9 Not only are the lefties freaking out about the number of refugees, they also don't much like the composition of the group. Some South Africans got in and the left went nuts, claiming it isn't possible for white people to be victimized in SA.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 03:05 PM (4hx56)

10 I think it's a pretty solid bet that funds appropriated by the Federal Government to California for all kinds of programs (such as the non-existent High Speed Train) end up in other coffers to support State run programs that cater to totally separate social programs.

The fact that California disallows a proper audit of these Social programs sort of supports my theory.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 03:06 PM (dIske)

11 Old and busted: California, the Golden State
New Hotness: California, the Golden Showers State

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:06 PM (l3cgK)

12 You have to love that Afrikaner’s are self sufficient and grateful, while the muslim hordes, and other refuse are ungrateful, fraudulent, illegal border crossing public charges.

When you believe you are entitled to everything only a US citizen should have and speak treasonously about our system of government, maybe stay where you are.

Posted by: That Guy at September 25, 2026 03:06 PM (JDT5Z)

13 10 I think it's a pretty solid bet that funds appropriated by the Federal Government to California for all kinds of programs (such as the non-existent High Speed Train) end up in other coffers to support State run programs that cater to totally separate social programs.

The fact that California disallows a proper audit of these Social programs sort of supports my theory.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 03:06 PM (dIske)

The fact that California disallows it is implicit proof that the Gov't here is deeply involved in fraud and graft.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:07 PM (l3cgK)

14 I think Rhodesia was very committed to advancing the black population and this was probably their undoing.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 03:08 PM (2ap+5)

15 There is plenty you can watch and read online about the plight of Afrikaners. The entire bullshit op about apartheid only led to a racist attack, really a genocide on white people. But they’re who’re so they deserve it or something.

Posted by: That Guy at September 25, 2026 03:09 PM (JDT5Z)

16 The CCP is deeply involved in getting more "US Citizens" birthed here for them...we gotta stop birth tourism.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (l3cgK)

17 I've been tellin' y'all for years that the entire state of California is a fraud system run by the State itself. And...more proof.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM (Av6i5)

Your state was hijacked by a band of Somali pirates called the Democrat party beginning about 25 years ago is the truth of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (6ydKt)

18 So what?
*shoulder shimmy*
*milking a cow hand jive*

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (UjdFS)

19 "Resettlement contractors put the long-run average at roughly 92,000 a year since the program started in 1980."

Resettlement contractors?

Illegal immigration is the single biggest industry in the country. Bigger than apple. Bigger than google. Bigger than probably the entire S&P 100.

There are trillions of dollars being showered on illegals and their remoras and diasporas. Most of this money is subject to almost no oversight or limitation. It's just poured out the window.

The politicians, NGOs, "non-profits," "contractors," influencers, and god-knows-who-else all get a nice fat slice of the luce.

The taxpayers? They get fucked in the ass with that milking minotaur cock.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

20 But those South Africans are descended from people who once may have been mean to black people. So they should just die.
Posted by: Commies at September 25, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

Black people in the US are the only people who have ever been mistreated in any way.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:11 PM (BeyMP)

21 Bringing in the Africans the Democrats are to racist to admit. Not on my bingo card.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2026 03:11 PM (SwyyQ)

22 Must have a shadow budget to pay for all this shit, too.

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 03:11 PM (Ve/HL)

23 I have a suggestion, cut off all tax support to CA until such time as there is no longer any support of any kind going to illegals unless its helping sending them back across the border.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (Q/FnY)

24 The State Department laid out the plan in a notice sent to Congress on Tuesday, a week before the 2027 fiscal year opens in October. Admissions will "primarily be Afrikaners from South Africa," the notice says, naming the Afrikaans-speaking white minority descended from Dutch and French settlers.

The American left sees black Marxists murdering white people and stealing their property as a GOOD thing.

Posted by: No wonder theyre opposed at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (TbWk/)

25 15 There is plenty you can watch and read online about the plight of Afrikaners. The entire bullshit op about apartheid only led to a racist attack, really a genocide on white people. But they’re who’re so they deserve it or something.

Posted by: That Guy at September 25, 2026 03:09 PM (JDT5Z)

Just like you're guilty for slavery, despite you, your parents, and your grandparents never owning slaves...
I have to go back to at least my 3 or 4 G-Grandparents before I can find slaveowners on my Dad's side...and my Mom's side from Mexico had slaveowners and slaves...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

26 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with with your tax dollars - we did.

But you can't hold a whole state responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole welfare system? And if the whole welfare system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our government institutions in general? I put it to you, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)

27 24 The State Department laid out the plan in a notice sent to Congress on Tuesday, a week before the 2027 fiscal year opens in October. Admissions will "primarily be Afrikaners from South Africa," the notice says, naming the Afrikaans-speaking white minority descended from Dutch and French settlers.

The American left sees black Marxists murdering white people and stealing their property as a GOOD thing.

Posted by: No wonder theyre opposed at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (TbWk/)

They are true asylum seekers, who risk their lives staying there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK)

28 26 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with with your tax dollars - we did.

But you can't hold a whole state responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole welfare system? And if the whole welfare system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our government institutions in general? I put it to you, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)

it wasn't rape-rape with your money!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK)

29 What is the criteria for asylum, do they get benefits and is there help in assisting getting jobs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 03:14 PM (JrHfD)

30 All of the federal money flowing into california allows them to move and hide money to give it to illegals even if they claim it's going to highways and such.


As we have seen in the last two years the fed can't even police it's own programs for theft and fraud, so there is no way they are going to investigate the individual states finances.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2026 03:14 PM (I43vL)

31 26
Gentlemen!
Posted by: Gavin Newsom
.......

You forgot to wave your hands around like a spaz.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 03:14 PM (UjdFS)

32 20 But those South Africans are descended from people who once may have been mean to black people. So they should just die.
Posted by: Commies at September 25, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

Black people in the US are the only people who have ever been mistreated in any way.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:11 PM (BeyMP)

Ahem...

Posted by: Indians forced into Rez Life at September 25, 2026 03:14 PM (l3cgK)

33 the left has an alt-govt running basically

they are way past open revolt at this point

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 03:15 PM (j+aD2)

34 "California Runs a "Shadow" Welfare System for Illegal Aliens"

I've been tellin' y'all for years that the entire state of California is a fraud system run by the State itself. And...more proof.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM (Av6i5)

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Just imagine how many tens (potentially hundreds) of trillions of dollars in fraud there would be if they could print their own money with virtually zero accountability like The Feral Government.

Oh, wait ... nevermind.

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 03:15 PM (S+2y2)

35 The taxpayers? They get fucked in the ass with that milking minotaur cock.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
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Wouldn't surprise me if there were a line item somewhere supporting benefits for minotaur refugees...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03:16 PM (FZ29D)

36 33 the left has an alt-govt running basically

they are way past open revolt at this point

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 03:15 PM (j+aD2)

It's a cancerous infection. It grows without bound and tries to destroy the original body from the inside.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:16 PM (l3cgK)

37 >>As we have seen in the last two years the fed can't even police it's own programs for theft and fraud, so there is no way they are going to investigate the individual states finances.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2026 03:14 PM (I43vL)

It's almost like the federal government is a massive criminal cabal, almost.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:17 PM (BeyMP)

38 35 The taxpayers? They get fucked in the ass with that milking minotaur cock.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
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Wouldn't surprise me if there were a line item somewhere supporting benefits for minotaur refugees...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03:16 PM (FZ29D)

What do you get when you cross with a sheep, goat, or camel?

Posted by: Mo bin Mo at September 25, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)

39 I have to go back to at least my 3 or 4 G-Grandparents before I can find slaveowners on my Dad's side...and my Mom's side from Mexico had slaveowners and slaves...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

My ancestors weren't even in the US when slavery was legal here.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

40 Trump administration to welcome up to 17,500 more White South Africans as refugees

Trump is racist and a certified White Nationalist. It is a mortal sin to vote for GOP this November if you hate racism.

Trump doesn't give a crap about South Africans. This is all Musk's doing. Same difference when billionaires control Trump's policy, but still.

Ahhh the oppressed Caucasian Neandertal European in South Africa. So to be clear, bringing in immigrants for votes?

Trump decolonizing South Africa was not on my bingo card. I also didn't expect him to do so much to fight climate change! Can't pollute the environment if you can't afford to buy gas!

these aren't just 17,500 Afrikaners. These are the Afrikaners who despite being at the top and wealthiest parts of South African Culture are fleeing SOLELY because they can't fathom being treated the same as a Black person.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 03:18 PM (FKi1y)

41 I'm thinking the usual GOP response of the 90's of "let states run their own welfare and medicaid policies" needs to be altered. if all the blue states can do whatever they want, it's harming the whole nation.

Posted by: Leupold at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (eIzlH)

42 This is an interesting story. The actual details of the harassment seem murky and not particularly dramatic. I sense an op to get rid of a guy -- spit! -- who is now more trouble than he's worth. Caldwell is a black guy who helped the whiter-than-milk-in-snow Mikie Sherrill with the substantial black populations in places like Newark and Camden. Once she won, he was expendable. I hope Caldwell tells her to suck a fat dick.


Democratic New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill called on her running mate, Lt. Governor Dale Caldwell, to resign over an investigation into allegations of sexual harassment.

“The investigation found that the Lieutenant Governor engaged in serious, repeated violations of state policy and failed to uphold the responsibilities of his office,” Sherrill said Thursday. “The substantiated finding of sexual harassment is extremely troubling,” she added.

https://tinyurl.com/6sxhdhya

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

43 these aren't just 17,500 Afrikaners. These are the Afrikaners who despite being at the top and wealthiest parts of South African Culture are fleeing SOLELY because they can't fathom being treated the same as a Black person.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

44 The left: It is a fact that no undocumented workers are getting ANY welfare.

Also the left: If you verify citizenship for welfare benefits millions will literally starve to death.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

45 You have to go back to Roman times to find if my ancestors owned slaves. And I'll be damned if I pay reparations to some filthy Slav.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (bX16E)

46 This article doesn't even cover all the welfare "income" illegals get are are entitled to.

There are tons of "off the books" benefits run by nonprofits (many of which get state funding) that dole out all sorts of assistance, often to illegals.

Example 1:

PG&E (the state'e utility company) provides huge discounts for anyone who claims to be "low income" -- without needing to provide any proof -- including debt forgiveness (meaning you ultimately don't have to pay for electricity + gas at all). The notifications for this program are printed in Spanish, Vietnamese, Hmong, Arabic, Chinese and Amharic.

Example #2:

Every major urban area has several "food insecurity" nonprofits that dole out mountains of donated food weekly. No ID required, no proof of low-income status, no proof of residency, etc. And as has been complained about and documented multiple times up and down the state, these handouts are often overrun by non-English speakers who drive up in Escalades and F150s, and load up as much as they can carry, every single day the pantries are open. The the food ends up for sale in flea markets and the streets of LA and SF, or used as the stock to make restaurant food.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (Av6i5)

47 What do you get when you cross with a sheep, goat, or camel?
Posted by: Mo bin Mo at September 25, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)
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Dunno about a sheep or camel, but cross with goat and you get either a satyr or a faun (not sure what the difference is).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (FZ29D)

48 40
...
these aren't just 17,500 Afrikaners. These are the Afrikaners who despite being at the top and wealthiest parts of South African Culture are fleeing SOLELY because they can't fathom being treated the same as a Black person.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 03:18 PM (FKi1y)

Wut? I mean, the ANC did put their enemies in tires and and set said tires on fire...most victims were other black Africans...so yeah, I wouldn't want to be treated that way either...

Posted by: Mo bin Mo at September 25, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)

49 off nasty sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)

50 Ahhh the oppressed Caucasian Neandertal European in South Africa. So to be clear, bringing in immigrants for votes?

The left: Immigration is a RIGHT

Also the left: European colonizers should leave Africa

Also, also the left: HOW DARE WHITE PEOPLE LEAVE AFRICA FOR THE US

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

51 AI sez:
"In Islamic lore, there exists a fascinating mythical creature that is a composite of humans and camels."

Of course there is...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

52 where is Mack Bolan when we need him?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 25, 2026 03:22 PM (jrgJz)

53 >>these aren't just 17,500 Afrikaners. These are the Afrikaners who despite being at the top and wealthiest parts of South African Culture are fleeing SOLELY because they can't fathom being treated the same as a Black person.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 03:18 PM (FKi1y)

Not wanting to be murdered is the height of white privilege.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:22 PM (BeyMP)

54 Every major urban area has several "food insecurity" nonprofits that dole out mountains of donated food weekly.

My town has a food pantry that brags that they do not validate need - anyone can come and take what they want.

Now, considering that they also claim there isn't enough money to feed everyone wouldn't the FIRST thing you would do be to make sure you reserves your resources for those most in need?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

55 This is disgusting.

Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

56 Not wanting to be murdered is the height of white privilege.

Several DEI types have said wanting to be safe from crime is white privilege

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

57 claiming it isn't possible for white people to be victimized in SA.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 03:05 PM (4hx56)

It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:23 PM (F64i7)

58 56 Not wanting to be murdered is the height of white privilege.

Several DEI types have said wanting to be safe from crime is white privilege

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

Not wanting to be TORTUOUSLY MURDERED is the height of white privilege...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:23 PM (l3cgK)

59
Now, considering that they also claim there isn't enough money to feed everyone wouldn't the FIRST thing you would do be to make sure you reserves your resources for those most in need?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

They have. Themselves.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:24 PM (F64i7)

60
If the government stopped giving our tax money to the illegals most of them would leave.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 03:24 PM (/QHx4)

61 TORTUROUSLY.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:24 PM (l3cgK)

62 "In Islamic lore, there exists a fascinating mythical creature that is a composite of humans and camels."

Of course there is...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
_________

I'm not going to hold that against them. We've got the centaur.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (XvL8K)

63 Newsom's pump and dump project "Lithium Valley." For those unawares; CalMatters is the propaganda organ of the California Democratic Party.



Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (6iKlf)

64 Yeah, that's good and all but not a single fucking penny should go to foreigners.

Let the South Africans in, but FUCK this TPS and refugee bullshit - you all realize it makes them eligible for benefits that are larger than what the average citizen could ever receive on SSI.

If they are desperate, let them in. Great. I support it. But not a fucking penny.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (vAcOX)

65 *pulls in brand new F950 Earthfucker to food bank*

Feed me!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (iulL+)

66 62 "In Islamic lore, there exists a fascinating mythical creature that is a composite of humans and camels."

Of course there is...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
_________

I'm not going to hold that against them. We've got the centaur.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (XvL8K)

And quite a few stories about horse and sheep f***ers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (l3cgK)

67 The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

I think to have cognitive dissonance you must first have cognition and although I am not a physician like DR. JILL, I'm quite certain that is not what we are seeing.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (F64i7)

68 States that keep their welfare rolls (relatively) clean should sue California. Some clever AGs can make a case on how California is stealing from the citizens from the clean states and demand restitution from California. SCOTUS will probably say that the law-abiding states have no standing, that it is better to figure out how to defraud the Feds to match California's malfeasance than try to rely on the law. Suckers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 03:26 PM (ij5V5)

69 Someone was asking about what FLOTUS wore for the dinner with President Xi. They were Dolce & Gabanna cigarette trousers and a Saint Laurent blouse, with So Kate Louboutins.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

70 wouldn't the FIRST thing you would do be to make sure you reserves your resources for those most in need?"

That's funny.

No. The first move is to make sure you get paid. Well.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:26 PM (/rfzw)

71 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 25, 2026 03:27 PM (2Ez/1)

72 44 The left: It is a fact that no undocumented workers are getting ANY welfare.

Also the left: If you verify citizenship for welfare benefits millions will literally starve to death.
Posted by: 18-1


The foundational assumption underlying the State of California's "free welfare for illegals" policies is:

Illegal aliens are poor and starving.

But of course the opposite is true.
ru
90% of construction workers, gardeners, handymen and landscapers in California are Spanish speakers. That that are citizens must PAY TAXES on their income Those that are illegals (i.e. the majority of them) generally insist on getting paid in cash and thus PAY NO TAXES on their income. It's all off the books. As a result, illegals have a massive financial advantage over citizens who follow the rules, and are often must better off.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)

73 Trump decolonizing South Africa was not on my bingo card. I also didn't expect him to do so much to fight climate change! Can't pollute the environment if you can't afford to buy gas!


For the record muich of currently populated south africa was empty of people when the dutch arrived. They are the indigenous people of southern most Africa

And also amusingly the black africans that lived in the more northern areas have in many places been replaced by other black african newcomers

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

74
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with with your tax dollars - we did.

But you can't hold a whole state responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole welfare system? And if the whole welfare system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our government institutions in general? I put it to you, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 25, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)



If anyone would know about dorking taxpayers up the squeekhole, it's a guy nicknamed "Otter"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

75 SOLELY because they can't fathom being treated the same as a Black person.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 03:18 PM (FKi1y)

The Afrikaners don’t want black people to treat them like other black people because black people in South Africa murder a lot of black people.

Occasionally, Afrikaners have unfortunately witnessed this equality of treatment first hand and those that lived to tell the tale are loathe to repeat the experience.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (6ydKt)

76 The the food ends up for sale in flea markets and the streets of LA and SF, or used as the stock to make restaurant food"

This. The idea that this somehow generates tax income is just...stupid.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (/rfzw)

77 >>Wut? I mean, the ANC did put their enemies in tires and and set said tires on fire...most victims were other black Africans...so yeah, I wouldn't want to be treated that way either...

During one trip to Johannesburg, I had local black cab driver take me to my hotel. This was during the Obama years and the driver spent the entire trip telling me how much he admired the United States and hoped to visit one day. He was going to college part-time in hope of landing a better paying jobs.

The only thing he told me he didn't like about America was how black Americans acted, particularly Obama. He didn't pull any punches. Even back then people who could afford lived behind gated walls with 7x24 camera surveillance. I routinely heard gunshots from the patio of my hotel every night and it was behind very big walls with armed guards. Now, the place is just completely lawless.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (viF8m)

78 46 This article doesn't even cover all the welfare "income" illegals get are are entitled to.


Posted by: zombie

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You left out free solar panels if they own a home. Yeah, CA does that.

They are also free of most zoning laws (occupancy rates, unpermitted structures, etc.) and just about all health and safety regulations for their makeshift businesses, including restaurants.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (vAcOX)

79 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (2Ez/1)

80 In Islamic lore, there exists a fascinating mythical creature that is a composite of humans and camels.
_____

These were also ridden by the handsome men of al-Zutt?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (ij5V5)

81 And quite a few stories about horse and sheep f***ers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
_________

The local legend when I was growing up was about Pigwoman living in the sewers under the elementary school.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 03:30 PM (XvL8K)

82
We also need to stop letting people coming to our country.

Stop letting them in here for five years.

Turn off the money spigot also.

Never happen though.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 03:30 PM (/QHx4)

83 Someone was asking about what FLOTUS wore for the dinner with President Xi. They were Dolce & Gabanna cigarette trousers and a Saint Laurent blouse, with So Kate Louboutins.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Is there going to be a quiz about this on Sunday?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03:30 PM (FZ29D)

84 Someone was asking about what FLOTUS wore for the dinner with President Xi. They were Dolce & Gabanna cigarette trousers and a Saint Laurent blouse, with So Kate Louboutins.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

Shockingly, she didn't get bad press for ignoring fashion convention for the event. I liked her pants, not so much the yuge distracting neck bow.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

85 Population estimates for South Africa in 1650, when the white guy arrived? 650,000.

Today... 61 Million....

WORST GENOCIDE EVAH!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 03:30 PM (mP0Kj)

86
5 "California Runs a "Shadow" Welfare System for Illegal Aliens"

I've been tellin' y'all for years that the entire state of California is a fraud system run by the State itself. And...more proof.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:04 PM

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Yeah, it's not just illegal aliens getting carried financially. That's just one group. If wetbacks in CA are getting $11 billion, the total fraud is probably more like $50 billion. It's probably equal to the entire state government deficit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 03:31 PM (VWtfl)

87 The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

I think to have cognitive dissonance you must first have cognition and although I am not a physician like DR. JILL, I'm quite certain that is not what we are seeing.
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:25 PM (F64i7)

Same as with marveling over leftists hypocrisy ala Shaun Hannity.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:32 PM (BeyMP)

88 claiming it isn't possible for white people to be victimized in SA.

Compare and contrast:

The FNM just had an aneurysm over an ad that had an Asian woman wearing a white skirt claiming it was white supremacy and put black lives in danger because a shadow on her skirt looked like a klan hood

When "Kill the Boer" became the top song in South Africa the FNM argued that it was just a song and who cares about those crazy people in the media just saying things.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

89 80 In Islamic lore, there exists a fascinating mythical creature that is a composite of humans and camels.
_____

These were also ridden by the handsome men of al-Zutt?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (ij5V5)

Well.... we know that Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the Burning Sand, had a Camel named.... Clyde.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 03:32 PM (mP0Kj)

90 They are also free of most zoning laws (occupancy rates, unpermitted structures, etc.) and just about all health and safety regulations for their makeshift businesses, including restaurants."

Pay up, honkey...

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:32 PM (/rfzw)

91 Is there going to be a quiz about this on Sunday?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03

Ohhhh…good idea!

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

92 Population estimates for South Africa in 1650, when the white guy arrived? 650,000.

Today... 61 Million....

WORST GENOCIDE EVAH!


Amusingly just like in Israel, bring first world knowledge, commerce, and stability to a region brings in workers from the surrounding third world shitholes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

93 Is there going to be a quiz about this on Sunday?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03

Ohhhh…good idea!
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
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UH OH! WHAT HAVE I DONE???

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03:33 PM (FZ29D)

94 Not wanting to be murdered is the height of white privilege.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:22 PM (BeyMP)


It sounds like a joke but it just occurred to me that that's how they think. That's the truest statement in this thread.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2026 03:33 PM (SwyyQ)

95 I knew a guy with a coffee cart. Licensed permitted, legal.

He did corporate gatherings and meetings but that was mostly during day. He thought to open internet cafe (this was back when they were a thing.) and hire himself to serve coffee when he was not doing events. Good steady work at night.

Made plans, got license, rented storefront bought computers. Opened. State shut him down. Said he needed license to operate restaurant, and that required vent hoods and employee restrooms and etc. etc. he said it's just a coffee cart. I can operate it anywhere and I have license to say so. They said no way. Drove his family bankrupt. Very sad. They lived in trailer with stacks of computers everywhere.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:34 PM (vAcOX)

96 Is there going to be a quiz about this on Sunday?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 03

After our semi annual commentator review.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 03:34 PM (iulL+)

97 UH OH! WHAT HAVE I DONE???"

The barrel may not be appropriate. Enough.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:34 PM (/rfzw)

98 The weekend is here

And California when bankrupt will come to the government to bail them out

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

99 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 25, 2026 03:35 PM (2Ez/1)

100 And the Afrikaners coming in have been vetted and I believe have to show proof of the ability to provide for their Families.. A far cry from what Biden let in..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 03:35 PM (+gK6I)

101 When I first moved to CA I was in temporary corporate housing. Got pulled over. CA plates on car, No CA license. Got ticet.

I said I do not have address in CA, only temporary. They said "fuck you, pay me."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:36 PM (vAcOX)

102 got license"

What's a "license"?

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:36 PM (/rfzw)

103 One of the bigger political arguments until about 20 years ago or so was just how much welfare the government should take from citizens that work to give to citizens that don't.

And somehow in those last 20 years the left dropped welfare for Americans to instead argue American workers should be sucked dry to make sure that everyone else on earth besides American citizens could get everything they needed...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

104 51 AI sez:
"In Islamic lore, there exists a fascinating mythical creature that is a composite of humans and camels."

Of course there is...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)
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Strangely this "composite" looks exactly like a bearded man with a camel hanging off the end of his dick

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)

105 Don't worry, Xavier Becerra will save us.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 03:38 PM (UjdFS)

106 From Wiki:

"Between October 2025 and March 2026, 4,499 refugees were admitted into the U.S.; all but three were white South Africans, with over half arriving in February and March;[20] by August 2026, that had number increased to a total of 12,901 South Africans (and only three refugees from Afghanistan).[21][22]

By mid-2026, dozens of applicants to the White South African refugee programme had been rejected, although the total number of unsuccessful applications was unclear. Some rejection notices cited criminal histories or public-safety concerns, and the decisions could not be appealed.[23]"

Posted by: Nova Local at September 25, 2026 03:38 PM (tOcjL)

107 105 Don't worry, Xavier Becerra will save us.
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 03:38 PM (UjdFS)


I can hardly wait

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 03:38 PM (+gK6I)

108 Hopefully the SA farmers salted their fields before they left.

Then again, the natives can't farm, anyway.

Posted by: Pistorious at September 25, 2026 03:39 PM (wT+fx)

109 102 got license"

What's a "license"?
Posted by: man

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I meant permit. Permit to operate an internet business. It was all officially approved, but then the dept that inspected restaurants noticed.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:40 PM (vAcOX)

110 Hopefully the SA farmers salted their fields before they left.

Then again, the natives can't farm, anyway.


In Zimbabwe they killed or chased off the white farmers. The argument was they were getting rich off of the natives so if you gave the land to the natives they would be the ones to get rich and everyone would still have enough food.

That turned out to be...wrong.

I believe Zimbabwe tried to get white farmers to come back but that failed because no one wants to be murdered in a few years when the government changes its mind again

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

111 109 102 got license"

What's a "license"?
Posted by: man

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I meant permit. Permit to operate an internet business. It was all officially approved, but then the dept that inspected restaurants noticed.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:40 PM (vAcOX)

Kalifornia also demands sales tax if you buy from other states and their sales tax is less than the Kalifornia tax rate...
Now, I wouldn't "cheat" the state out of money, but cash would be better to use for out-of-state purchases than credit cards in that case...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:42 PM (l3cgK)

112 Canada: China welcomes the opportunity to express itself to the people.

https://tinyurl.com/37mxewzk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (vPv7/)

113 109 102 got license"

What's a "license"?
Posted by: man
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I meant permit. Permit to operate an internet business. It was all officially approved, but then the dept that inspected restaurants noticed.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Lol. Suckers.

Posted by: Illegal Selling Tamales under the overpass at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (FKi1y)

114 And somehow in those last 20 years the left dropped welfare for Americans to instead argue American workers should be sucked dry to make sure that everyone else on earth besides American citizens could get everything they needed...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

And to think, thirty years ago Bill Clinton was talking about stopping illegal immigration and actually doing welfare reform to require classes or work.

The the Lightbringer arrived a decade later.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)

115 Also the left: If you verify citizenship for welfare benefits millions will literally starve to death.
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So if you verify citizenship for votes, does that mean millions won't vote...?

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (F64i7)

116 The fact we're accepting white South Africans has got to drive Hollywood nuts. Every white South African is a terrorist and horrible human being ( see Lethal Weapon II, etc)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (KOshA)

117 112 Canada: China welcomes the opportunity to express itself to the people.

https://tinyurl.com/37mxewzk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (vPv7/)

The CCP don't allow anything to exist inside China that they can't control. Falun Gong's problem wasn't that they were disloyal to the CCP, it was that they grew too big and the CCP saw that as a threat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:44 PM (l3cgK)

118 Canuckistan is becoming half a Chinese colony, half an Indian colony.

It is the damnedest thing.

If I believed their elections had even a hint of fairness I'd assume Canadians are the dumbest voters outside of New England.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

119 The fact we're accepting white South Africans has got to drive Hollywood nuts. Every white South African is a terrorist and horrible human being ( see Lethal Weapon II, etc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove

And Elon Musk is their evil overlord.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

120 I believe Zimbabwe tried to get white farmers to come back but that failed because no one wants to be murdered in a few years when the government changes its mind again
Posted by: 18-1

Recent developments include a $3.5 billion compensation deal agreed in 2020 under President Emmerson Mnangagwa, with the first payments made in April 2025 to 378 farms. The government has also offered to return land to foreign nationals (mostly Dutch, British, and German) and allows white farmers to lease land from black owners, with nearly 1,000 white farmers reported to be back on the land as of 2024. However, many exiled farmers remain skeptical, citing lack of trust in government commitments and the need for constitutional protections and capital to restart farming.

I'd want more than "constitutional protections".

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 03:45 PM (FKi1y)

121 >>I believe Zimbabwe tried to get white farmers to come back but that failed because no one wants to be murdered in a few years when the government changes its mind again

My old customer is SA was originally from Rhodesia. His family fled to South Africa when the started murdering whites. Now he's in Australia.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 03:45 PM (viF8m)

122 And to think, thirty years ago Bill Clinton was talking about stopping illegal immigration and actually doing welfare reform to require classes or work.

The the Lightbringer arrived a decade later.


By 2026 leftwing standards, Obama's 2012 re-election campaign platform is far right wing, and of course President Clinton was literally Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

123 Every white South African is a terrorist and horrible human being ( see Lethal Weapon II, etc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM


Even that guy who started the electric car company?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 25, 2026 03:46 PM (2Ez/1)

124 I hope all the refugees we take are white farmers from South Africa. To balance the scales and bring more blue eyes to the population.

I like that FLOTUS is doing her own thing this term for fashion. Very tailored looks. She can wear anything and look good...altho I didn't like the yellow gown she wore at Windsor (she forgot to call me). That was a bummer.

I am currently wearing a hot pink, long sleeved, ski resort tee shirt. Complete with holes from rose thorns. Grey leggings for comfort and a pocket for my phone. I plan to see no one but the man who is stuck with me for life. It's all good. I might have a martini on the deck and blast rock and roll later.

Totally back to zombie life after son/DIL flew home to FL yesterday. Our drive to the top of a mountain this morning completes what we planned.

Fixing to make dinner (Greek spiced beef/veg pitas with tzatziki sauce, which look good and super easy).

Doing laundry. Took a few large granite/quartz sparkly rocks outside that I found in the mountains today to put near a rose bush. My dude doesn't understand my obsession with rocks and stuff. Saw all the weeding I'm beind in.

Life is good. Haven't killed anyone yet today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 03:46 PM (hzuYO)

125 Got a family of Afrikaaners here that are friends. Good folks, hardworking as all hell, and that accent coming out of an attractive woman makes me feel strange feelings below my belt.

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:46 PM (oqH4h)

126 I'm surprised an equal protection lawsuit hasn't been filed.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 25, 2026 03:46 PM (Fv808)

127
They are also free of most zoning laws (occupancy rates, unpermitted structures, etc.) and just about all health and safety regulations for their makeshift businesses, including restaurants.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:29 PM (vAcOX)


Back in the mid 90s when I was in college, I lived in a house owned by the proprietor of the best Chinese restaurant in Santa Barbara. SERIOUSLY good food. The house was a flophouse that he kept mostly for his Chinese workers (almost certainly illegals, given the cheap rent). The landlord was kind of a nice guy, but his wife was a stereotypical dragon lady.

Well, about a year or so after I moved out, INS and the FBI busted him for being a major importer of illegals from China. He got caught while driving up north trying to catch a flight out of Frisco. His wife had already skipped town and beat the Feds to the punch. She basically abandoned him to his fate. He ended up getting about 10 years in prison, and his wife was never seen in the US again.

The restaurant, which had continuously won local "best Chinese restaurant" awards for something like 12 straight years, closed down immediately and never reopened.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 03:47 PM (y9nCu)

128 Every white South African is a terrorist and horrible human being ( see Lethal Weapon II, etc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hey!

Posted by: Charlize Theron at September 25, 2026 03:47 PM (FKi1y)

129 By 2026 leftwing standards, Obama's 2012 re-election campaign platform is far right wing, and of course President Clinton was literally Hitler.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

obama says every country should be run by women.. Said he believed the world would be better.. I'm a woman and say No way... It would be primarily Lib women.. No thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

130 My old customer is SA was originally from Rhodesia. His family fled to South Africa when the started murdering whites. Now he's in Australia.
Posted by: JackStraw
.......

Now the Abbos are gonna get him.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 03:47 PM (UjdFS)

131 Now, I wouldn't "cheat" the state out of money, but cash would be better to use for out-of-state purchases than credit cards in that case...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 03:42 PM (l3cgK)

I’m OK with the cheating being a mutual relationship in this case.

That’s why I don’t care about the national debt anymore. Literally every government on the planet is cheating their citizens and investors while the citizens and investors (if they can get decent bailout terms) are cheating right back.

If it’s all a pyramid scheme anyhow, why, yes, President Trump, I’d love that $10,000 dividend, thanks!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

132 obama says every country should be run by women.. Said he believed the world would be better.. I'm a woman and say No way... It would be primarily Lib women.. No thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

If Obama loves women so much why didn't he marry one

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:48 PM (F64i7)

133 ".. makes me feel strange feelings below my belt.
Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:46 PM"

Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Gonorrhea! at September 25, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)

134 If Obama loves women so much why didn't he marry one

/Angry wookie noises

Posted by: Nig Mike Obama at September 25, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

135 That Obama statement costs nothing to say, achieves jack shit, and is designed to help keep women from noticing they have been booted off the Plantation.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:49 PM (F64i7)

136 >>Now the Abbos are gonna get him.

As portion of the world's population, whites are a small minority. Apparently, we are the only race that doesn't deserve our own countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m)

137 and that accent coming out of an attractive woman makes me feel strange feelings below my belt.
Posted by: ballistic

I can't stand the South-African accent. There's something uncanny-valleyish for me about it. Almost sounds like normal British-Empire English, but then you realize it isn't. Off-putting.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

138 I wish Trump would just take all 3 million South African whites and dump them in Washington state and Oregon and just give them rapid citizenship.

That would be so freaking awesome

Posted by: The Dog at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (gIA2Y)

139 Pretty sure the same can be said for Illinois, New York, Washington and every other shithole blue state as well.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (SS6mv)

140 126 I'm surprised an equal protection lawsuit hasn't been filed.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


The problem with California is that all these revelations are like catnip to voters here. They WANT to fund illegals, and line up to support any politicians who arranges more fraud to benefit illegals.

If you asked a typical white California Democrat, "Would you willingly pay more taxes to fund welfare for illegals?", you get a resounding "YES!". In fact, the far-left super-majority in the state's legislature is proof of that.

So -- who here would even ant to file an equal protection lawsuit? They celebrate the fraud.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (Av6i5)

141 California isn't far from a European country

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

142 If Obama loves women so much why didn't he marry one


still funny!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (j+aD2)

143 So -- who here would even ant to file an equal protection lawsuit? They celebrate the fraud.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (Av6i5)

Yup.. I'm here in NorCal....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (+gK6I)

144 Now the Abbos are gonna get him.
Posted by: wth

With all the critters they have in Australia that can kill you, I wouldn't worry too much about the Abos.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

145 Why isn't California's program of making things unaffordable never criticized outside only a few bloggers?

People whine about fuel prices, but California is never identified as part of the problem by regulating several refineries into closing.

Dittos with the welfare and fraud awardment to illegals and other foreigners. How is it Trump's fault for Newsom's hostile actions?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (U4c/V)

146 How can we sleep when our beds are burning?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

147 The fall of California will be spectacular. Housing bubble level spectacular. And hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (dK+Kv)

148 If it's not cracker crust, it's not pizza. Doesn't matter what's on it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (3Ope
---
This, too, is "It's not happening".

It's all we get from our Lie-first government.

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

149 In the early 90s whites voted for this shit. Too many of them believed the kumbaya bullshit.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (SS6mv)

150 I can't stand the South-African accent. There's something uncanny-valleyish for me about it. Almost sounds like normal British-Empire English, but then you realize it isn't. Off-putting.
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
----

Gotta disagree. I hear something pleasantly British-ish that doesn't immediately make my Inner American say "fuckin limey redcoat bastard."

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)

151 Eliminate: Refugee programs, birth citizenship, welfare of any kind for non-natives, foreign language accommodations, HB-1 visas. Deport every Muslim native born or not.

Prohibit trans surgeries, bring back asylums, prosecute employers of illegals. Prosecute fraud and deport foreign criminals and their entire families.

I can dream..

Posted by: C'mon Sense at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (TezPK)

152 South African whites voted for this I meant to say.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (SS6mv)

153 I can't stand the South-African accent. There's something uncanny-valleyish for me about it. Almost sounds like normal British-Empire English, but then you realize it isn't. Off-putting.
Posted by: Bulg

They sound like Kiwis to me.

Posted by: C'mon Sense at September 25, 2026 03:53 PM (TezPK)

154 134 If Obama loves women so much why didn't he marry one

/Angry wookie noises
Posted by: Nig Mike Obama

Uh....unfortunate typo, or...happy little accident?

Posted by: Bob Ross at September 25, 2026 03:53 PM (FKi1y)

155 I called our government "lie-first".

That's a mistake I'm trying to get over.

I've amended that to a "lie-first-second-middle-and-last, and keep on lying."

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)

156 Kalifornia also demands sales tax if you buy from other states and their sales tax is less than the Kalifornia tax rate...
Now, I wouldn't "cheat" the state out of money, but cash would be better to use for out-of-state purchases than credit cards in that case...

PA and NJ (I think) has a similar thing called the "use tax". In reaction to everyone making large purchases in Delaware, which for all of it's faults, doesn't have a sales tax. We always put a zero in that particular line on the form.

Posted by: Pistorious at September 25, 2026 03:54 PM (wT+fx)

157 Will California welcome Polo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 03:54 PM (ElaxJ)

158 146 How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
Posted by: JackStraw

That's not the only problem.

Posted by: Amber Heard at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (FKi1y)

159 In CA for work - San Diego - love it here, from when I as young. But still see the 3rd world effects of the state governance. Hit a Target for supplies when I got here (few days riding on boats, observing underwater sensor operations - and I get paid for this...) - in front of me at the register was a mother /grandmother / little girl - presumably from "south of here" - certainly not assimilated. Grandma tried to pay for a $20 order with a $100 bill. Cashier swiped it in four different counterfeit checkers - didn't passed once. Then the mom pulls out a different $100 bill. Same - doesn't pass. As wifey said - "that's a 3rd world country for you..."

Posted by: MD Mike at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (cJWvF)

160 The fall of California will be spectacular. Housing bubble level spectacular. And hilarious.
Posted by: Comrade

Eh. People having been saying this for decades. If it ever does come the feds will bail the state out. It’s too big too fail as the saying goes. There’s really no risk for them to be fiscally responsible, they know Uncle Sam has their back.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (SS6mv)

161 They sound like Kiwis to me.
Posted by: C'mon Sense at September 25, 2026 03:53 PM (TezPK)
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lol, I actually don't like the Kiwi accent at all. It's Australian but they took out all the fun redneckishness of the Aussie accent and replaced it with priggishness.

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (oqH4h)

162 Gotta disagree. I hear something pleasantly British-ish that doesn't immediately make my Inner American say "fuckin limey redcoat bastard."
Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)

That big blue alien in the Thor/Hulk movie had the smoothest SA accent ever.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

163 South Ireland accent for me

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (F64i7)

164 Remember, illegal aliens aren't eligible for welfare, so you Racists should stop peddling RUSSIAN MISINFORMATION and claiming they are.
---
This is what I meant to reply to, about "lie-first-and-always" government.

I'm starting to think the lies are a wall to cover the massive pilfering.

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (Fi81e)

165 The American Storm@BigJoeBastardi · 5h

... I would certainly be running hurricane models on this. If this tightens completely, some places from N Jersey to SNE will see coastal surges second only to Sandy. There is that kind of potential IM
--

Looks like the storm didn't recurve east
Storm Radar
https://tinyurl.com/mvxvnntw


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (vPv7/)

166 I can't stand the South-African accent. There's something uncanny-valleyish for me about it. Almost sounds like normal British-Empire English, but then you realize it isn't. Off-putting.
Posted by: Bulg at September

You are crazy! 😂 I love it. It’s the best thing about Elon!

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

167 Every white South African is a terrorist and horrible human being ( see Lethal Weapon II, etc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hey!
Posted by: Charlize Theron at September 25, 2026 03:47 PM (FKi1y)

She's a reliable feminist scold now, but a certain scene in 2 Days in the Valley makes up for all her flaws.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (BeyMP)

168 157 Will California welcome Polo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 03:54 PM (ElaxJ)

Gonna hit Mexico.. Don't think it will make SoCal

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (+gK6I)

169
120 I believe Zimbabwe tried to get white farmers to come back but that failed because no one wants to be murdered in a few years when the government changes its mind again
Posted by: 18-1

Recent developments include a $3.5 billion compensation deal agreed in 2020 under President Emmerson Mnangagwa, with the first payments made in April 2025 to 378 farms.

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Where are the deadbeats in charge of Zimbabwe getting $3.5 billion? And agreed in 2020, first payments in 2025? What?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (azNOR)

170 157 Will California welcome Polo?
Posted by: Anna Puma

The Paolo, he go where the women are. He no care about government, oh...with the horses?

Posted by: The Paolo at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (FKi1y)

171 Cuck Failifornia

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (TezPK)

172 Permit to operate an internet business"

Badges? Badges? We don't have any badges. I don't have to show you no stinking badges...

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:56 PM (/rfzw)

173 California is closer to Venezuela than Germany

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 03:57 PM (ElaxJ)

174 Afrikaans accents are cool I dig ‘em.

Da bleks.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:57 PM (SS6mv)

175 Such a shame - there's so much about this state to love - part of me says "why should the libs be the only ones to enjoy it". Hell, if it was just me (it isn't- between wife, two kids in college, two in middle/high school - wouldn't consider moving while they're in school) - I'd almost consider finding work or retiring out here. Except for the state governance. But then, Maryland is hardly any better these days...

Posted by: MD Mike at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (cJWvF)

176 Funnel-web spider, Box jellyfish, Eastern brown snake, Inland Taipan, saltwater crocodiles, blue-ringed octopus, Stonefish... no problemo.
But they will put beetroot on your hamburger.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

177 >>They sound like Kiwis to me.

Make the mistake of asking a Kiwi if he's Australian or the other way around based on their accent and get ready for an indignant response.

The South African accent is different. Particularly Afrikaners.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (viF8m)

178 122 And to think, thirty years ago Bill Clinton was talking about stopping illegal immigration and actually doing welfare reform to require classes or work.
---

Democrats always lie. Democrats will say anything to get what they want. They have no shame. They have no guilt.
They are America's biggest pimps.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (vPv7/)

179 The restaurant, which had continuously won local "best Chinese restaurant" awards for something like 12 straight years, closed down immediately and never reopened.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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I used to go to a few in the area and they were all like that -- nothing but illegal help. Only the owners spoke English. At the time we figured they flew in on tourist visas and just overstayed -- Think how cheap that is for the owner - no insurance, no tax, no withholding, .... just cheap room.

This guy must have been doing worse to get in trouble - maybe renting them out. or running a knocking shop. probably drugs.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (vAcOX)

180 California is Brazil. A small ultra elite group of mainly white people. A somewhat larger but still relatively small group of upper middle class professionals, mainly white and Asian. And then the majority is brown/black living in poverty.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (SS6mv)

181 Where are the deadbeats in charge of Zimbabwe getting $3.5 billion"

The payments are in Zimbabwe treasury bonds.

/seriously

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 04:00 PM (/rfzw)

182 Theron was in some movie recently where she plays a knock off Bond.

Runs around beating up guys twice her size.

And she's got two romantic interests, the actor that plays Dr X and...a tranny.

She ends up banging the latter.

Hollywood is full of idiots.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

183 South Ireland accent for me

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 03:55 PM (F64i7)

Southern U.S. for me. Or German. Or Asian. Or . . . .

I might have a problem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

184 153 I can't stand the South-African accent. There's something uncanny-valleyish for me about it. Almost sounds like normal British-Empire English, but then you realize it isn't. Off-putting.
Posted by: Bulg

They sound like Kiwis to me.
Posted by: C'mon Sense at September 25, 2026 03:53 PM (TezPK)

______________________

What was it? Lethal Weapon, Mel Gibson took a stab at doing the accent?

Then Danny "I can't get a cab" Glover: "Diplomatic Immunity....Diplomatic Immunity." "HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED."

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (dIske)

185 Wearisome, this foreign country masquerading as a state, is. Who shall rid us of this turbulent area?

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar8)

186 People whine about fuel prices, but California is never identified as part of the problem by regulating several refineries into closing.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (U4c/V)

Calif net population growth is slightly positive, but it's all immigrants. Folks born here are leaving in droves.

And if they finally revoke Prop 13? Yeah, that is when shit crashes. There are 4 out of 10 Houses on my block with us Older folks in them... and the numbers don't work with a Large property tax increase.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (mP0Kj)

187 In NY they would do the same with the Irish in the 80s and 90s when I lived there. Every fucking pub in the city had irish workers on tourist visas. At least they spoke English, sort of.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (vAcOX)

188 California is Brazil. A small ultra elite group of mainly white people. A somewhat larger but still relatively small group of upper middle class professionals, mainly white and Asian. And then the majority is brown/black living in poverty.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (SS6mv)

Not much unlike Mexico.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 04:01 PM (BeyMP)

189 South Africa has produced some great golfers. Player, Els, Oostheizen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 04:02 PM (KOshA)

190 Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

?? Not happening??

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 04:02 PM (3Ope8)

191 Best female accents: French, Italian, High Class Brit, High Class Southern

Worst: Chinese, Indian, New Jerseyian, Bostonian

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

192 Afrikaans were fucked over by the Brits as well. Like genocide level fucked. Real genocide not the fake Gaza type. Tens of thousands of Boers were systematically killed by the Brits.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 04:03 PM (SS6mv)

193 We do not have an accent in my AO. We do have a wealth of idiomatic speech though. Some say idiotic, but they are city folk.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)

194 Charl Schwartzel too

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 04:03 PM (oqH4h)

195 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

196 I knew a guy in north jersey -- he would import Brazilian strippers -- populated the region with pole dancers. They would come in as tourists, work as dancers for a while, and graduate to full on whores.

There is a LOT of exploitation in migration. None of this is good for society.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 04:04 PM (vAcOX)

197 They are Dutch, are they not? How does their speech compare to the Euro Dutch? Seriousish question.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 04:05 PM (Gqar8)

198 >>South Africa has produced some great golfers. Player, Els, Oostheizen

Ernie Els has a winery in the Cape Region. Beautiful place and he has a room full of his trophies.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m)

199 California is Brazil.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 03:59 PM (SS6mv)

Brazil has the excuse that their problems happened organically over hundreds of years due to interracial mixing and segregation in race and wealth/class.

Brazil happened organically.
California was a fifty year project.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

200 175 Such a shame - there's so much about this state to love - part of me says "why should the libs be the only ones to enjoy it". Hell, if it was just me (it isn't- between wife, two kids in college, two in middle/high school - wouldn't consider moving while they're in school) - I'd almost consider finding work or retiring out here. Except for the state governance. But then, Maryland is hardly any better these days...
Posted by: MD Mike


It’s important to love where you live.

Don’t let the commies drive you from your home.

So. You move. They follow. They will be a plague everywhere. And where they aren’t, you don’t want to live.

Love where you live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 04:09 PM (W2Pud)

201 Weekend Nor'easter
Coastal flooding, strong winds, dangerous rip currents, high surf, and hazardous marine conditions are expected from a nor'easter impacting the region through this weekend. View this briefing for more details.
Monmouth Executive Airport (KBLM) _ /forecast.weather.gov

Current NOAA Satellite Gif
https://tinyurl.com/ys3epjaw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 04:10 PM (vPv7/)

202 Or German. Or Asian. Or . . . .

I might have a problem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 04:01 P

Got a thing for WWII do you

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 04:12 PM (F64i7)

203 Those that are illegals (i.e. the majority of them) generally insist on getting paid in cash and thus PAY NO TAXES on their income. It's all off the books. As a result, illegals have a massive financial advantage over citizens who follow the rules, and are often must better off.

So you may ask, how did the contractor fall upon so much cash and and avoid banking scrutiny?

Simple. A lot of home building, particularly flipping, is a money laundering operation. A drug dealer obtains a house, pays labor and suppliers in drug cash, turns house over and make large profit, the money has been laundered and now can make larger home purchases. Wash, Rinse, Repeat.

This is how a drug dealer can easily convert cash into legit portfolios.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 04:16 PM (9Hs2w)

204 Ernie Els has a winery in the Cape Region. Beautiful place and he has a room full of his trophies.

The cape region, particularly wine country is among the most beautiful places on Earth.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 04:18 PM (9Hs2w)

Transgender Activists Say That Men Stealing Gold Medals from Women "Just Isn't a Thing That Really Happens."
A New Report Says that Men Have Stolen 2,300 Gold Medals from Women Over The Past 40 Years.

These things that never happen sure do seem to happen an awful lot.


Transgender athletes have stripped women and girls of nearly 2,300 gold medals and more than $500,000 in prize money over the past four decades, according to an analysis from a conservative think tank.

Athletes competing in sports events that don't match their birth sex have bumped biological women out of championship spots 2,293 times since the mid-1980s, according to the evangelical-leaning public policy nonprofit, Concerned Women for America.

...

The group also found that trans athletes, who were born "male," have "stolen" $501,498 in prize money from women and girls in professional sports.

For the report , the think tank analyzed data from a HeCheated.org, a volunteer-run online database that documents instances of trans women athletes participating in female sports events.

In total, it reportedly found they have competed in more than 14,301 female sporting events, including amateur and professional.

...

High school long jumper AB Hernandez also sparked outrage in May after the trans teen, who was born male, dominated multiple girls track and field events at a California regional event.

Male cheaters stealing medals and scholarships from actual female athletes was the subject of a Senate hearing, which Democrats, of course, denounced and then completely boycotted.


"Women were last to get the vote, to participate in professions, to serve on juries, [and] get credit cards in their own names," said Chairman Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa. "Women should not be asked again to cede their opportunities just to make men comfortable," trading "their gold medals for [participation] trophies."

It's no "coincidence" that male participation in women's sports is growing amid viewership records and rising pay, Grassley said, crediting his home state's basketball legend Caitlin Clark for the spike in WNBA player salaries in this year's collective bargaining agreement.

...

Republicans repeatedly harped on Democrats for taking their ball and going home rather than hear out the witnesses. The panel's top Democrat, Illinois's Dick Durbin, said the issue is a low priority for Americans and called the hearing a "vendetta" against a tiny minority before leaving.

Moody trashed House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries for calling the GOP's Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act the "Child Predator Empowerment Act," based on activist talking points and false reporting that sex verification requires genital inspection.

Ceding a podium to a male has become an "institutionalized, sanctioned humiliation ritual" for female athletes, said Independent Council on Women's Sports cofounder Kim Jones, once an All-American tennis player at Stanford. Her daughter competed against and shared a locker room with male swimmer Lia Thomas, who famously took a trophy from Riley Gaines.

A couple of clips from that hearing are below the fold.

By the way, the reporter for that article notes that the Senate is currently allowing a bill to protect women in sports to languish without being passed. He points out that Republican senators never mentioned that bill -- choosing, as usual, rhetoric and sound-bites over actual action.

Fair point.

A former therapist at a Welsh gender clinic reports that the "diagnostic criteria" to "screen" kids (and adults) for "transgendeismr" is designed to basically screen in everybody.

Serious and obvious mental illnesses are routinely ignored so that the pre-determined diagnosis of "gender dysphoria" can be officially entered.


For the first six months or so, despite thinking it was "a bit odd", Anna went along with it. Eventually she started raising questions. "My concerns were that somebody could meet the diagnostic criteria for gender dysphoria or transsexualism, but it wasn't about gender. Somebody I remember very, very clearly, was a young woman, who was identifying as a man. She had very large breasts, and she wanted cross-sex hormones. She wanted testosterone and she wanted her breasts to be removed. Okay. But her history was that she had been sexually abused for many years by her father, and the sexual abuse was around her breasts. It's so bloody obvious. I could stand next to somebody at a bus stop and say "What do you think of that?" And they'd say, "Of course you'd need to think about the sexual abuse." Of course you would. But at the gender clinic, she met the diagnostic criteria for gender dysphoria. So she went through."

Anna also quickly became aware that "about 50%" of the clinic's referrals had a diagnosis of autism. "But I would guess a further 20%, maybe more, had undiagnosed autism or something very similar. They had very fixed beliefs, eg if I feel uncomfortable in my body, then I need to be somebody else. Things were expressed in a very concrete way: If I become a man, if I become a woman, if I get this such-and-such removed, that's going to solve my problems."

...

Anna thought her job was "exploration", but this was "hardly done at all. It was done a bit, but hardly at all. The overriding thing was, do they meet the diagnostic criteria? And I suppose I kept saying, till I was blue in the face, you can meet the diagnostic criteria, but it's not about gender. It's about other things."

Like autism, schizophrenia, previous sexual abuse -- all ignored, with therapists directed to just keep checking the literal check boxes for gender dysphoria.

...

As for the women... "I would sit and almost want to weep because a young woman would come in and say "Oh, well, I'm not into dresses, I'm not feminine, I'm attracted to other women. So I'm wondering whether actually I am a man?" And I would think you're a lesbian. You're a gay woman. But again, they'd meet the diagnostic criteria. So...."

Yikes on bikes, obviously the correct diagnosis is "Lesbianism with complicating long covid."

This is the worst part, which I hadn't heard before, though I guess it's obvious.

Puberty blockers stop the maturation of the body -- and the brain.

She says that kids given puberty blockers remain child-minded even as they become young adults.


Another chilling example Anna gave was her experience of dealing with 18 year olds who had been put on puberty blockers whilst at the Tavistock children's gender clinic. "Because they'd been on puberty blockers, it felt like being in the room with a 13 or 14 year old. Cognitively and emotionally, it felt like somebody much younger to the point where, as a team, it felt like we were working in an adolescent service. But we were an adult service. I'd never worked with adolescents. It's a different field. So I suppose we were... I wouldn't say out of our depth, but it was uncomfortable."

I pick Anna up on the point about cognition. Was she saying that these teenagers' mental development had slowed?

"Totally, yeah. Totally. And I can remember we had a training session with some of the endocrinologists from the Tavistock children's gender identity service. And I put that to them and they went, "No, no, no. There's no evidence for that." I said, "well, that's what I'm seeing", but they were just: "No, no, no. That's not a thing"."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:55 PM




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1 The Blade is back and ... FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:58 PM (ccf/V)

3 "Transgender Activists Say That Men Stealing Gold Medals from Women "Just Isn't a Thing That Really Happens.""

Well they also say a man can be a women so whatever they say is suspect.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (MWfyi)

4 Much like election fraud, no males are stealing anything from females. Nope. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (ccf/V)

5 The threads are coming too fast. I can't keep up with my pithy and amusing comments.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)

6 Like autism, schizophrenia, previous sexual abuse -- all ignored, with therapists directed to just keep checking the literal check boxes for gender dysphoria.

I see the eugenicists have found a different avenue for sterilizing the Lebensunwertes Leben, and one for which they can convincingly claim that the requests for sterilization were the victims own fault.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:00 PM (vJrRc)

7 Shit eaters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 02:00 PM (RJBgA)

8 They're just going to keep pushing on this. It's all part of The Great Plan.

Posted by: Yikes On Bikes at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (V362x)

9 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (NcvvS)

10 Illegals aren't stealing your jobs, wingnuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (RJBgA)

11 Women, especially young women, continue to vote for this. So I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (10lW5)

12 The crazy seems pretty boundless.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

13 Wow, a first battle between Blade and Sponge.

This business will get out of control...

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:02 PM (BeyMP)

14 "The group also found that trans athletes, who were born 'male,' have 'stolen' $501,498 in prize money from women and girls in professional sports."

Oh, it's way more than that. $500k might be the amount directly stolen from real women in head-to-head competition. (Although even that seems low.) For example, the winner of a competition wins $5k and a tranny beats a real woman.

But the total amount is much higher and impossible to calculate, because it can't calculate how much is lost or stolen by trannies further up the chain. If a tranny beats you in competition X, then the tranny goes on to further competitions, while you often don't.

The entire sports of boxing and other contact sports are based on this kind of "winner goes on to bigger things" method.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

15 They're just going to keep pushing on this. It's all part of The Great Plan.

Nah. On this I'll argue all day long. The American Socialists don't have a plan. Just Fluid Ideology.

And no, not all bent on political power. Because the 45% that truly do vote for them like clockwork don't have a lick of political power and never will. But support the American Socialists they will. To the end. No matter what.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (FqX0V)

16 I have to say there aren't many things that happen more often than things that never happen.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (F64i7)

17 Women, especially young women, continue to vote for this. So I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it.
Posted by: Lurkyloo


Just remember you said that when in the future you're whining about how women never support men in anything

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (vJrRc)

18 Nah. On this I'll argue all day long. The American Socialists don't have a plan. Just Fluid Ideology.


The Issue is never the issue. The Issue is The Revolution.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:04 PM (4NO2D)

19 Dude!

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 25, 2026 02:04 PM (TezPK)

20 Wait a second.

They're the That Didn't Happen and That Doesn't Happen people, and we're the Nothing Will Happen people.

So maybe we can find some common ground after all.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:05 PM (F64i7)

21 transgendeismr

Wut?!?

Sometimes I still feel 22yrs old but I'm not. Which is better than feeling 13yrs old and all without drugs. I realize I can't climb that mountain anymore and party like it's 1976.

No wonder it's upside down retard world, with the tiny majority of these freaks/weirdos roaming and Karen's protecting them.

No mention of the lesbo radical wimmen "mothers" who want attention of their pride of having a trans kid or three. Their pride of being lesbo is so last century.

My theory is that they did not get the sex of a baby they wanted so Felix will become Felicia whether Felix wants it or not. With two mommies it's easy!

The mommies then garner more attention and empathy from Felicia/she/her. It starts as a type of Munchausen's and ends with Felicia killing himself with a fake surgical vagina.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 02:05 PM (hzuYO)

22 Is it time for girls to leave Scouts and we have Boy Scouts again? If not, why not?

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:05 PM (enNUy)

23 Just remember you said that when in the future you're whining about how women never support men in anything

In the future ? Women never support men in anything period. They haven't my entire life.

I don't care what the White Knights say. In any real interaction ... its always the first reaction of any woman to support another woman against any man. Just how its always worked. How it always will work.

I see it all day, every day. And have for my entire life.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 02:05 PM (FqX0V)

24 Another chilling example Anna gave was her experience of dealing with 18 year olds who had been put on puberty blockers whilst at the Tavistock children's gender clinic. "Because they'd been on puberty blockers, it felt like being in the room with a 13 or 14 year old. Cognitively and emotionally, it felt like somebody much younger to the point where, as a team, it felt like we were working in an adolescent service. But we were an adult service. I'd never worked with adolescents. It's a different field. So I suppose we were... I wouldn't say out of our depth, but it was uncomfortable."


There's so much evil in this, it's flabbergasting.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (ccf/V)

25 The prize money missed over four decades is $500,000, but that is a portion of the money lost by women. There are quite a few occurrences where women miss the podium, or miss qualification in sports across the spectrum.

Colleges, of course, have a significant amount of sports scholarship money to hand out (actually orchestrated to match the amount that men can receive in many colleges). Standing on the podium at Nationals, or States opens up the checkbook by a college. Coming in 4th does not. So, $500,000 over four decades is just a fraction of the real money involved.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (dIske)

26 Transgender Activists Say That Men Stealing Gold Medals from Women "Just Isn't a Thing That Really Happens."
A New Report Says that Men Have Stolen 2,300 Gold Medals from Women Over The Past 40 Years.

...

From The Daughters of Women who Likely Voted For That to Happen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (gLYp7)

27 Ace- This is the worst part, which I hadn't heard before, though I guess it's obvious.

Puberty blockers stop the maturation of the body -- and the brain.


Uh....did you miss the part just a paragraph or two above?!?!??

a young woman...had very large breasts, and...she wanted her breasts to be removed.

That's a crime against all humanity.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (FKi1y)

28 The socialists don't have to have a plan. They are directed by demonic influences, which of course do have a plan.

Spoiler: Socialists absolutely have a plan.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (F64i7)

29 durbin what a piece of shit

Posted by: doug at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (B1+sW)

30 Just remember you said that when in the future you're whining about how women never support men in anything

"in the future"

lol

Posted by: the future is now at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (+dmSk)

31 Know your place, bitches!

Posted by: Lia Thomas at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (WVdLT)

32 17 Just remember you said that when in the future you're whining about how women never support men in anything
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026

I am grateful this take is far less prevalent now than it used to be, at least.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

33 These "therapists" wrecking people's lives is really making me angry. You don't know how angry. Someone close to me is going thru this and I think it's a crime what these people are doing to him. It's flat out brainwashing.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (MWfyi)

34 "The group also found that trans athletes, who were born 'male,' have 'stolen' $501,498 in prize money from women and girls in professional sports."

Now calculate how many girls lost out on college scholarships because of dudes and add that to the total direct cash payments.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (gLYp7)

35 Women never support men in anything period. They haven't my entire life.
Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 02:05 PM


I consider myself so lucky in my mating. 45 years married to the same Georgia Cracker.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)

36 Bill Barr is out there spewing that illegals don't make the cost of living higher, raise the cost of home ownership or do anything else negative.

Bill Barr is a f*cking moron (lowercase) despite me not really knowing who the f*ck he is.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (ccf/V)

37
I consider myself so lucky in my mating. 45 years married to the same Georgia Cracker.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)



Congratulations!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

38 Sounds like a problem that strong, independent women could fix for themselves...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (s1VwS)

39 Would not a more pressing concern be how many transgender commentators have knocked an 'ette out of a First!?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (0sNs1)

40 Time to cull the herd.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (UjdFS)

41 "Let them fight"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (s1VwS)

42 The panel's top Democrat, Illinois's Dick Durbin, said the issue is a low priority for Americans and called the hearing a "vendetta" against a tiny minority before leaving.

Dick opens his mouth and ‘Jennifer’ Pritzker’s words come out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (6ydKt)

43 The gas lighting will continue far beyond the general public’s utter apathy.

Posted by: Kathysaysso at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (T9s//)

44 durbin what a piece of shit

Posted by: doug at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (B1+sW)



He of stolen valor fame......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

45 Just remember you said that when in the future you're whining about how women never support men in anything

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (vJrRc)

Do women support men's only spaces like Augusta Golf Club, or nah?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (gLYp7)

46 are

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (MWfyi)

47 When the first troon showed up in a wig at whatever sporting event and wanted to play as a "girl", he should have had his ass beat and removed from play with a "See ya and take that wig off fool!". But no, everybody had to be nice. Don't be nice to troons.

Posted by: Pray and Beat The Gay Away at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (6VpiA)

48 24
There's so much evil in this, it's flabbergasting.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02

It certainly explains the emoting on videos posted all over the place, doesn’t it?

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

49 I consider myself so lucky in my mating. 45 years married to the same Georgia Cracker.

I love a good cracker. Saltines are the best. A good sleeve of saltines and a big quart jar of unsweet tea over ice with a couple lemon wedges ? Hard to beat.

The pro tip is to bit the saltine in half, then take a swig of tea, and just let that kind of do its thing for a few seconds.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (FqX0V)

50 Bill Barr or Bill Burr? Not that it makes a shitbubble of difference

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (F64i7)

51 Bill Barr is out there spewing that illegals don't make the cost of living higher, raise the cost of home ownership or do anything else negative.

Bill Barr is a f*cking moron (lowercase) despite me not really knowing who the f*ck he is.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (ccf/V)

His joke wasn't very clever, he needs a better writing team.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (uhVAy)

52 Just remember you said that when in the future you're whining about how women never support men in anything

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (vJrRc)

I do have to point out, as much as I snark about stuff like this, GOOD WOMEN support GOOD MEN. Just like good men support good women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (gLYp7)

53 ...

From The Daughters of Women who Likely Voted For That to Happen.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (gLYp7)



It's like that stupid c*nt that put her daughter in shit schools in NYC instead of using her millions to put her in private schools to give her the best chance at life.

Today's liberal women are the most selfish humans the world has ever seen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf/V)

54 The socialists don't have to have a plan. They are directed by demonic influences, which of course do have a plan.

Spoiler: Socialists absolutely have a plan.
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:06 PM (F64i7)

Demonic is the Holmesian explanation.

Nothing else explains thier single minded need to destroy.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (BeyMP)

55 It's really important to watch what you say in your doctor's office. You could end up referred for some crazy fad and, when you decline, get labelled as noncompliant.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (2ap+5)

56 So puberty blockers make the nuts retarded as well?

I, for one, welcome our Pinhead Tranz Overlords

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (bX16E)

57 Bill Barr or Bill Burr? Not that it makes a shitbubble of difference
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (F64i7)



Burr. You got me.

See? I said I didn't know who he was. I so didn't know, I got his name wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

58 The medals and prize money are directly observable, but it goes deeper. Who knows how many girls lost positions on teams who would have been able to get a college scholarship? You don't have to be a tip top D1 player to get a scholarship. My wife is a HS track coach. She helps her girls get scholarships all of the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (mkw2N)

59 Dick opens his mouth and ‘Jennifer’ Pritzker’s words come out.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Along with "Jennifer's" spunk.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (TezPK)

60 Men only spaces have been invaded by women since at least the 1980s with a resounding you go girl.

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (enNUy)

61 It's really important to watch what you say in your doctor's office. You could end up referred for some crazy fad and, when you decline, get labelled as noncompliant.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM


I dread the day my current GP retires.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (4NO2D)

62 I can only speak for myself, but if I swam my heart out in a race and a trans beat me by .0001 second, here is how it would go at the medal stand:

I would patiently wait til trans got his medal then choke him with it. When he's unconcious I'd whip his swimsuit off to reveal dat's a man. Granted it would be a tiny man part, but it would be on camera.

These weirdos can't win in their own lane of men and have to do this when not peering at little girls in bathrooms.

It's been proven that men can obviously beat women at sports and lifting weights and other stuff like trying to become a Navy Seal. It's how we are made and God's plan.

This is all against God. All of the insanity we read about with the liberal mentally ill.

I farht in the general direction of these wackos because I am a soverign citizen and rules don't apply to me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 02:13 PM (hzuYO)

63 Thirty three years of being married to a Gift from God.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 02:13 PM (Gqar8)

64
Do women support men's only spaces like Augusta Golf Club, or nah?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:09 PM (gLYp7)



Condoleezza Rice is a member.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:13 PM (ccf/V)

65 They had very fixed beliefs, eg if I feel uncomfortable in my body, then I need to be somebody else. Things were expressed in a very concrete way: If I become a man, if I become a woman, if I get this such-and-such removed, that's going to solve my problems."

The autistic population must be close to 85% if that’s the criteria.

Who doesn’t know somebody who thinks having more money will solve all their problems?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:13 PM (6ydKt)

66 Let me take you Morons back to 1975:

Following her gender-affirming surgery and transition in 1975, Dr. Renee Richards moved to Newport Beach, California, seeking a private life where she could practice ophthalmology. Wanting to play competitive tennis without drawing attention to her past, she entered local women's amateur tournaments using the assumed name “Renée Clark” (sometimes reported as "Renée Clarke").

Her attempt at anonymity effectively ended in July 1976 after she won the La Jolla Tennis Championships in California. A local television reporter named Richard Carlson noticed her dominant play and 6-foot-2 frame, investigated her background, and publicly outed her on television as the former men's amateur player Dr. Richard Raskind. This exposure catalyzed her subsequent historic legal battle to play as a woman in the 1977 US Open.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:13 PM (dIske)

67 Transgender Activists Say That Men Stealing Gold Medals from Women "Just Isn't a Thing That Really Happens."
A New Report Says that Men Have Stolen 2,300 Gold Medals from Women Over The Past 40 Years.
—Disinformation Expert Ace
---
Do they have the slightest idea on how many things in the past decade "weren't happening"?!!

FUCK YOU!!

It is actually the first step in a in the gaslighting cycle.

1. It's not happening.
2. Well, it's happening but it's temporary and limited.
3. Well, it's happening, but it's kind of a good thing.
4. TRUMP!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

68 remain child-minded even as they become young adults."

Explains where Democrats come from...

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (/rfzw)

69 Today's liberal women are the most selfish humans the world has ever seen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf/V)

I think this sentence is correct, and the 'ettes here have reminded me that emphasizing the 'liberal' part of that sentence is very important.

It's not women, it's liberal women who are the worst.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (gLYp7)

70 Only one that looks out for me is me. You want cold hard truth start with that.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (F64i7)

71 The AWFLs just think it's the latest cool thing that trans people be accepted. Anyone who doesn't is a bigoted fascist, white supremacist, Nazi, homophobe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (NGWpV)

72 Men only spaces have been invaded by women since at least the 1980s with a resounding you go girl.

The very first thing women did after getting the vote ? Prohibition. Absolutely some of this had nothing to do with alcohol. And a lot to do with places they didn't want to go to but didn't want men going to either.

Of all the "how did we get to this shitty spot" inflection points ? Women's Suffrage absolutely makes the bullet points.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 02:15 PM (FqX0V)

73 "Renee" Richards, a transwoma, played in women's tennis in the 1970's. A judge ruled in Richard's favor when "she" sued the tennis association.

Posted by: Lirio100 at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (ky7/T)

74
Do women support men's only spaces like Augusta Golf Club, or nah?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026

I do. Women, like men, are not a monolith. There are plenty of men out there who don’t think there should be men only spaces because they feel this is somehow a violation of women’s rights. Which is silly. Go ahead and have your He-Man Woman Haters Club on top of it. The sandwiches will stink, but it’s puts and takes, right?

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

75 a young woman...had very large breasts, and...she wanted her breasts to be removed.

That's a crime against all humanity.


Yeah, that's an automatic death penalty.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

76 It's really important to watch what you say in your doctor's office. You could end up referred for some crazy fad and, when you decline, get labelled as noncompliant.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (2ap+5)



First Daughter said she wanted to have her cat named as an emotional support animal while in college.

I said not only no, but HELL no. You do that, you'd be amazed at the number of rights you surrender by doing that.

First and foremost is the 2nd Amendment. They will put a mark on your record that you're mentally unstable and you'd fail the background check.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (ccf/V)

77 There may come a day when Ace gets tired of saying "Yikes on bikes." But today is not that day.

Posted by: Martbell at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (as6X5)

78 Bill Burr, has been or Bill Barr, never was?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (bX16E)

79 Burr. You got me.

See? I said I didn't know who he was. I so didn't know, I got his name wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

I wasn't trying to get you it's just it sounded like both of them but more like Burr. AFAIC they can both ahem

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (F64i7)

80 The sandwiches will stink, but it’s puts and takes, right?

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

Vital, valuable knowledge we should all bear in mind.

Good men - find and cherish a good woman.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:17 PM (gLYp7)

81 Anna also quickly became aware that "about 50%" of the clinic's referrals had a diagnosis of autism.

-----------

There is a local autism support group that has class after class on transgenderism, gay, sexual fluidity.

One time I took my autistic son to a dance they held and it broke my heart to see some autistic guy dressed up like a girl.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2026 02:17 PM (DbmIv)

82 The AWFLs just think it's the latest cool thing that trans people be accepted. Anyone who doesn't is a bigoted fascist, white supremacist, Nazi, homophobe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (NGWpV)

They will turn on trans and gays the moment the islamists decide.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (F64i7)

83 >>"Yikes on bikes"

please stop.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (vAcOX)

84
Do women support men's only spaces like Augusta Golf Club, or nah?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:09

As you sow so shall you reap.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (uxifx)

85 Today's liberal women are the most selfish humans the world has ever seen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf

But her husband was all in on it, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 I do have to point out, as much as I snark about stuff like this, GOOD WOMEN support GOOD MEN. Just like good men support good women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (gLYp7)



Willie Nelson wrote a song.......


https://youtu.be/xI-KOqRKlcs

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (ccf/V)

87 Bill Burr is liberal jackhole now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (RJBgA)

88 You want to see females support men? Watch how fast they run to islam and subjugate their own. Watch.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (F64i7)

89
But her husband was all in on it, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:18 PM (ZdaMQ)



Because she holds his balls in her purse and makes him drink soy lattes every morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (ccf/V)

90 I think this sentence is correct, and the 'ettes here have reminded me that emphasizing the 'liberal' part of that sentence is very important.

It's not women, it's liberal women who are the worst.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (gLYp7)

Stupid white women more precisely.

Called Soccer Moms in the 90s and AWFLs now.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (BeyMP)

91 Condoleezza Rice is a member.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:13 PM (ccf/V)

Condominium Ricearoni is a very normal name, and you're a racist just for reading this comment.

Posted by: i'm with stupid at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (DF8Sm)

92 All sports are training for war.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (bX16E)

93 The entire sports of boxing and other contact sports are based on this kind of "winner goes on to bigger things" method.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

Women are also getting cheated out of potential future earnings from sponsorships and promotional contracts, etc.

The trans men won’t get those contracts either, because obviously, but the women who lose to them aren’t getting much positive publicity either.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (6ydKt)

94 The first fat bitch who went to the formerly all male the citadel washed out after a week? You go girl. Didn't Nancy mace go there too? She's a keeper, definitely.

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (enNUy)

95
I wasn't trying to get you it's just it sounded like both of them but more like Burr. AFAIC they can both ahem

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (F64i7)



Yeah, I didn't mean that as a negative.

But I really didn't know who the guy is, so his name wasn't all that important to know properly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:20 PM (ccf/V)

96 Renee Richards is 92. It changed its opinion about playing as a woman noting if he had transitioned at 22 no woman could have beaten him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:20 PM (NGWpV)

97 Sing around the Campfire, join the Campfire Girls.
Join the laughter, join the fun,
It's a busy day, and way, it's done.

What fun to sing around the Campfire, meet the Moon above, Sing Wo-He-Lo, sing Wohelo, Work, Health, Love.

Posted by: Patrice Munsel at September 25, 2026 02:20 PM (Fn+3X)

98 "It's not happening ... and it's good that it is, transphobe h8rs!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 02:20 PM (wNI+c)

99 Stupid white women more precisely. Called Soccer Moms in the 90s and AWFLs now.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:19 PM (BeyMP)


We STILL spend so much damn time bending over backward, because of a few here, to just pretend that groups don't act as a group.

And as a group, women do what they do. Denying that just to pat the asses of the few exceptions here is counter-productive.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 02:21 PM (FqX0V)

100 Women supported and sided with Weinstein and many more. Without women there ain't no Weinstein as Weinstein was.

In an attempt to see the edge you are missing the much bigger edge.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:22 PM (F64i7)

101 33 These "therapists" wrecking people's lives is really making me angry. You don't know how angry. Someone close to me is going thru this and I think it's a crime what these people are doing to him. It's flat out brainwashing.
Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 02:08 PM (MWfyi)

Somewhat O/T ...

But therapists of every stripe need attending to

What they're promoting with regards to "estrangement" counseling is just a heinous. They're teaching a younger generation that it's OK to write off parents if their upbringing brought them pain / anger / resentment due to the shortcomings of a parent (or parents).

The idea of forgiveness / grace / understanding and compassion are tossed aside as outdated ideas.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 25, 2026 02:22 PM (oCio0)

102 Today's liberal women are the most selfish humans the world has ever seen.

They're the true beneficiaries of DEI, not their pet minorities. Blacks, gays, trannies, all must bow to Big Vagina.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

103
1. These male cheaters need to be shamed. Doxed. There needs to be a national list of every male that competes as a woman, on internet, for all future people to reference. For now we can laugh at them and call them fags.

2. Can't FDA ban the use of puberty blockers in any child? Restrict its use somehow? How can a Dr. keep a license after doing such irreversible harm to a patient? Maybe Musk can fund some lawsuits.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 02:22 PM (vAcOX)

104 >>Bill Burr is liberal jackhole now.


He has to go home and answer to Patrick Ewing...

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 02:22 PM (q7KFe)

105 Burr became a lefty because he married a black activist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:23 PM (NGWpV)

106 96 Renee Richards is 92. It changed its opinion about playing as a woman noting if he had transitioned at 22 no woman could have beaten him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:20 PM (NGWpV)

__________________________

See my post #66. She used an assumed name and got outed initially. Additionally, she served as a coach for Martina Navratilova in the 80's, and Martina lobbied for her incessantly. BUT TODAY, Martina is 100% against men in women's sports. Mostly because she likely saw an expiration date on her own Women's Tennis records.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

107 I

DONT

CARE

WOMEN are the ones voting by a pretty large margin for the party doing it.

If only men were allowed to vote the Democrat party would basically cease to exist.

I'm not sticking my neck out to help women that are doing it to themselves.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 25, 2026 02:24 PM (setIA)

108
It's so weird that this has become an issue of import.

Trannies are insane. They should be treated for their mental illness and/or sent to the nuthouse.

Those creating trannies should have to spend some quality time with Old Sparky. Esp those mutilating children and minors.

So many things could be solved to the betterment of practically everyone by simply holding the line on common sense.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 02:24 PM (YSUhf)

109
Tangentially , you know where else this is happening? The fashion world. Elon Musk's trans kid is now a top runway and print model. And so is Naomi Watts's trans son, who was just declared the Breakout Model of the Year. His runway walk looks like he's got weights on his ankles and a bayonet in his back. And Victoria's Secret had them now, too, including in that runway show.

With all the beautiful women trying to enter the fashion industry, this is what they promote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 02:25 PM (mmrXZ)

110 The first fat bitch who went to the formerly all male the citadel washed out after a week? You go girl. Didn't Nancy mace go there too? She's a keeper, definitely.

There was a story in the NY Post the other day that thousands of men had sent Nancy Mace unsolicited dick pics. She responded with a picture of herself holding a magnifying glass. I don't care who you are, that's funny. (Well, maybe if you're one of the men in question).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

111 So many things could be solved to the betterment of practically everyone by simply holding the line on common sense.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 02:24 PM (YSUhf)

The problem with common sense is it's not very common.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:25 PM (F64i7)

112 He has to go home and answer to Patrick Ewing...
Posted by: garrett

She's unfortunate looking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 02:26 PM (RJBgA)

113 Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 02:25 PM (mmrXZ)

Beauty is proof of God and therefore an affront to the Left.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:26 PM (F64i7)

114 Nothing is better for thee than me.

Posted by: Quaker Oats Guy at September 25, 2026 02:26 PM (Fn+3X)

115 The problem with common sense is it's not very common.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:25 PM (F64i7)

So rare it's a goddamned super power.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:26 PM (gLYp7)

116 55 It's really important to watch what you say in your doctor's office. You could end up referred for some crazy fad and, when you decline, get labelled as noncompliant.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 02:12 PM (2ap+5)

That horse bolted the paddock back at the start of the Whu FLu for me.

I read my patient notes ... I was labeled uncooperative and non compliant by my PCP, as well as my cancer treatment hospital.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (oCio0)

117 When the nurse asks about guns in the home, I respond do nuclear devices count?

I am in the south, so the nurse's reply is "Sug, yall's as funny as you are handsome!"

And I giggle like a schoolgirl.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (bX16E)

118 >>We STILL spend so much damn time bending over backward, because of a few here, to just pretend that groups don't act as a group.

The obtuseness of not getting the idea of generalities is baffling but it persists.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (BeyMP)

119 1. These male cheaters need to be shamed. Doxed. There needs to be a national list of every male that competes as a woman, on internet, for all future people to reference. For now we can laugh at them and call them fags.

2. Can't FDA ban the use of puberty blockers in any child? Restrict its use somehow? How can a Dr. keep a license after doing such irreversible harm to a patient? Maybe Musk can fund some lawsuits.
Posted by: bob


If only women stood up to trans women like they stood up to Sydney Sweeney...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (MRO4A)

120
If only men were allowed to vote the Democrat party would basically cease to exist.

Posted by: DudeAbiding

===================

Did you notice this?

>>the Senate is currently allowing a bill to protect women in sports to languish without being passed. He points out that Republican senators never mentioned that bill -- choosing, as usual, rhetoric and sound-bites over actual action.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (mmrXZ)

121 22 Is it time for girls to leave Scouts and we have Boy Scouts again? If not, why not?
Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:05 PM (enNUy)

Boys & men are no longer allowed to have their own spaces. At least not at an organizational level like clubs, scouting, etc.

Boys were never clamoring to get into the Brownies, Girl Scouts, or the local YWCA, until now, and they have to turn themselves into women to get in them.

Some women got their way and forced themselves in to segregated areas everywhere and Co-ed became a thing.

Not that the worm has turned, women are finally starting to understand why sex segregated places existed, for good reasons, in the first place.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (6ydKt)

122 Bottom line: Women's sports (with very very very few exceptions) are nothing more than inclusion and patronization. They are the Junior Varsity team in almost every situational sport.

That being said, I am not against women's sports. Sports are a great place to learn life's lessons. And, handled properly they can be an inspiration for young girls. But, from a competitive perspective, they are a sham of inclusion.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (dIske)

123 But Billy Jean King beat the Pillsbury Dough Boy in tennis, so there's no reason men can't become women and compete against them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (ccf/V)

124 Elon Musk's trans kid is now a top runway and print model. And so is Naomi Watts's trans son, who was just declared the Breakout Model of the Year.

Anything men like must be destroyed. Especially attractive women (because, as Rush Limbaugh noted 35 years ago, feminist women are not lookers). They must have feminist meetings where they throw darts at pictures of Robert Palmer.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:28 PM (2ocoG)

125 Bill Burr is the kind of guy who'd have to pay male prostitutes double the going rate to rent a friend.

He's got a voice only Gilbert Gottfried's mom could love, but without the subtle wit and mindbending charisma of the man born to play the Aflac duck.

Fuck Bill Burr.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 02:28 PM (jBygX)

126 Not that the worm has turned, women are finally starting to understand why sex segregated places existed, for good reasons, in the first place.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (6ydKt)

Sex segregated places are vitally important to keeping our society and culture running smoothly.

So of course they had to be destroyed.

Arguing for boys in the Brownies was never going to fly, but girls being denied access to the Boy Scouts? That's an easier sell.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (gLYp7)

127 Do women support men's only spaces like Augusta Golf Club, or nah?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


I think there are a whole bunch of men and boys who could benefit from male-only spaces, like schools and certain clubs.

The more options there are, the more likely it is that everyone will find an option that suits their needs.

And quite frankly, if you have to sue to get in somewhere, you probably don't belng there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (vJrRc)

128 But Billy Jean King beat the Pillsbury Dough Boy in tennis, so there's no reason men can't become women and compete against them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM



Bobby bet against himself and threw the match. I think this is fairly well documented.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)

129 The best clays course lesson I ever had was at Biltmore in Asheville. The instructor asked what others had told me, and I told him about butt-belly-beak-bang and lead, etc., and he said the real key is to get the conscious mind out of the way and let the subconscious mind handle targeting.

That advice has really worked out and it occurs to me that thinking too much is perilous in lots of areas.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 02:30 PM (2ap+5)

130
Can't FDA ban the use of puberty blockers in any child? Restrict its use somehow? How can a Dr. keep a license after doing such irreversible harm to a patient? Maybe Musk can fund some lawsuits.
Posted by: bob

==================

I think there are some legit uses, such as precocious puberty. But I think they are included in the effort to ban medical sexual mutilation of kids.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 02:30 PM (mmrXZ)

131 Sex segregated places are vitally important to keeping our society and culture running smoothly.

So of course they had to be destroyed.


Zeke Mowatt did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

132 And quite frankly, if you have to sue to get in somewhere, you probably don't belng there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (vJrRc)

You better wax my lady balls!!
- That tranny dude who sued the spa

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:30 PM (gLYp7)

133 James Talarico says he opposes trans athletes in girls’ sports 'if it risks safety or fairness' this is a tiresome and worrying trend how some Dems throwing LGBTQ+ under the bus to score some red votes. I believe he's saying this just for votes, similar with Obama and gay marriage during his campaign, but still...

It's a needless route for some sort of political "brownie points" this year, when these people are already winning their races on the economy and Trump's insanity alone

Folks tend to forget Obama was initially against gay marriage. He changed his stance during the election for his second term.

This is a great politician's answer. There's no evidence trans athletes harm anyone's safety or fairness so he's not bound to regress trans rights in any way, while at the same time cutting off the arguments of concern trolls who want the entire election to be about a queer panic.

Obama opposed gay marriage until he didn’t. This isn’t the end of the world. It’ll get him more Indy votes, and no Dems are going to not vote for him because of this. A vote isn’t a love letter, it’s a chess move.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 02:31 PM (FKi1y)

134 Do women support men's only spaces like Augusta Golf Club, or nah?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
___

I don't have a problem with men having their own spaces.

How is this controversial?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 02:31 PM (pdYbP)

135 There may come a day when Ace gets tired of saying "Yikes on bikes." But today is not that day.

Posted by: Martbell at September 25, 2026 02:16 PM (as6X5)
---
Is this cribbed from Silo? I'm seeing it a bit more and I'm wondering that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

136 If only men were allowed to vote the Democrat party would basically cease to exist.

——-

I read this as “if men were allowed to vote” all would be righted in the world and I am still kind of giggling about it.

Okay, carry on.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

137 The best clays course lesson I ever had was at Biltmore in Asheville. The instructor asked what others had told me, and I told him about butt-belly-beak-bang and lead, etc., and he said the real key is to get the conscious mind out of the way and let the subconscious mind handle targeting.

That advice has really worked out and it occurs to me that thinking too much is perilous in lots of areas.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 02:30 PM


The brain is an amazing ballistic computer. Without conscious thought you can throw to a running receiver over the hands of a defender.

Well, unless you are John Mateer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (4NO2D)

138 A vote isn’t a love letter, it’s a chess move.

This coming from a group of people (liberals) who commonly either ignore or deny the existence of second and third-order effects.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

139

Bobby bet against himself and threw the match. I think this is fairly well documented.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)



Doesn't matter to the liberal women and dyke crowd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (ccf/V)

140 Not that the worm has turned, women are finally starting to understand why sex segregated places existed, for good reasons, in the first place.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (6ydKt)

It wasn't a matter of not understanding.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:33 PM (F64i7)

141 Bobby bet against himself and threw the match. I think this is fairly well documented.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)
---
Not only that, I believe he was in on the op from the start.

Not exactly, but kinda like Scopes.

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 02:33 PM (Fi81e)

142 Elaine Benes tried but failed to get the "D" for Difficult off her chart. My bro-in-law got an "O" on his chart for Obese once when his BMI went a whisker over some retarded standard. He lost 20 lbs., but the "O" will follow him into his grave.

Posted by: Bureau Of Compliance at September 25, 2026 02:34 PM (Fn+3X)

143
Well, unless you are John Mateer.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (4NO2D)



Heisman Trophy dreams dashed to bits on the jagged rocks below by losing to Michigan and barely beating New Mexico.

But this is the best team Coach Burnt Vegetables has ever had......Good thing they just gave him ANOTHER contract extension.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

144 128 But Billy Jean King beat the Pillsbury Dough Boy in tennis, so there's no reason men can't become women and compete against them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM


Bobby bet against himself and threw the match. I think this is fairly well documented.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)

_________________________


AND, Riggs who was never a great player was 55 years old for that match.

There was another one that doesn't get publicized. Jimmy Connors played Martina Navitalova when he was 40 years old. Martina got to use the doubles alley, and Connors only ont one serve. He still beat her in two sets.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:34 PM (dIske)

145 Wow, that test chart...

Started stupid, and got dumber by 10 IQ points? 80 down to 70?

Oh, and at 70 yer a Moron....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 02:34 PM (mP0Kj)

146 You better wax my lady balls!!
- That tranny dude who sued the spa


No dude with a self-preservation instinct would ever want someone they've sued to touch their junk. Further proof trannies are mentally defective.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 02:35 PM (2ocoG)

147 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 25, 2026 02:35 PM (46wSu)

148 I don't have a problem with men having their own spaces.

How is this controversial?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 02:31 PM (pdYbP)

I don't know why it's controversial. I DO know that in the past 20 years, it's become controversial.

Men-only clubs and organizations like Augusta and the Boy Scouts have been systematically desegregated, by women, because misogyny and fairness.

I'd be interested to seethe Venn Diagram of women calling for the destruction men-only spaces then and women calling for the protection of women-only spaces now.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:35 PM (gLYp7)

149 136 If only men were allowed to vote the Democrat party would basically cease to exist.

——-

I read this as “if men were allowed to vote” all would be righted in the world and I am still kind of giggling about it.

Okay, carry on.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

Look, I want to meet you ladies half way. You get to keep the franchise, but only we get a say in pizza toppings from now on. We can't coexist with kale on pizza.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 02:35 PM (jBygX)

150 Men make the best women.

Posted by: Jamie Farr at September 25, 2026 02:36 PM (46wSu)

151 I just ate some kind of vacuum packaged Italian sub for lunch that best-by'ed last July.

It was at least as good as Subway.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)

152 138 A vote isn’t a love letter, it’s a chess move.

This coming from a group of people (liberals) who commonly either ignore or deny the existence of second and third-order effects.
Posted by: Ian S.

Damn, I'm losing! (Grabs a few pawns and a bishop from the neighbor's set and places them on the board).

Still losing! (Grab a few dead/captured pieces and place them back on the board)

Still losing! (Pawn nicknamed "Luigi" breaks the rules and takes out enemy rook)

Posted by: Democrat Playing Chess at September 25, 2026 02:38 PM (FKi1y)

153 It was at least as good as Subway.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)



Subway, where it was scientifically proven that their tuna salad sandwich had exactly zero tuna in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)

154 150 Men make the best women.
Posted by: Jamie Farr at September 25, 2026 02:36 PM (46wSu)

_______________________

You betcha.

Sincerely,
The Jamie Gumb and Norman Bates Society

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:38 PM (dIske)

155 With all the beautiful women trying to enter the fashion industry, this is what they promote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026

That clomp clomp walk is a side effect of the hormones and breaking down of hip joints. It’s sad.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

156 Women are better at some things than men. Like listening to their feelings. Or making sandwiches.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:38 PM (F64i7)

157
Women supported and sided with Weinstein and many more. Without women there ain't no Weinstein as Weinstein was.



Including some serious heavy hitters in the Hollywood world, like Meryl Streep and Judi Dench. Both of them knew what Harvey was, chose to ignore it, and didn't lift a finger to warn any young up-and-coming actresses about the scumbag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)

158 Women are better at some things than men. Like listening to their feelings. Or making sandwiches.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:38 PM (F64i7)

Uh, and dealing with our bullshit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (gLYp7)

159 I belonged to several Male only clubs. One of them was Man's Country.

Posted by: Barry O at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (Fn+3X)

160 Women got girls for Epstein

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (enNUy)

161 >>Folks tend to forget Obama was initially against gay marriage. He changed his stance during the election for his second term.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Not the way I remember it.

Didn't Biden "break" with Obama over this?

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (BeyMP)

162 145 Wow, that test chart...

Started stupid, and got dumber by 10 IQ points? 80 down to 70?

Oh, and at 70 yer a Moron.... slightly above average Somalian.
Posted by: Romeo13

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (FKi1y)

163 Look, I want to meet you ladies half way. You get to keep the franchise, but only we get a say in pizza toppings from now on. We can't coexist with kale on pizza.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September

The best is spinach and caramelized onions.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

164 A wife is better at making you do stuff that you don't want to do than any boss, well, unless you also sleep with your boss.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:40 PM (4NO2D)

165 I'd be interested to seethe Venn Diagram of women calling for the destruction men-only spaces then and women calling for the protection of women-only spaces now.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


I would actually be surprised if there's much overlap.

My best guess is that the ones calling for the destruction of men's spaces then are the ones transing their kids for social clout and insisting they should be able to go anywhere a real woman does.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:40 PM (vJrRc)

166 The best is spinach and caramelized onions.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:40 PM


White Pizza FTW.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:40 PM (4NO2D)

167 Judi Dench always had the look of smelling like cigarettes......Or fags in her home country.


"You smell like a FAG!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)

168 My best guess is that the ones calling for the destruction of men's spaces then are the ones transing their kids for social clout and insisting they should be able to go anywhere a real woman does.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:40 PM (vJrRc)

I can easily accept that this is true.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 02:41 PM (gLYp7)

169 Subway, where it was scientifically proven that their tuna salad sandwich had exactly zero tuna in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Dolphins at September 25, 2026 02:41 PM (FKi1y)

170 Never trust a politician who changes his stance

Posted by: Larry Craig at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (2ap+5)

171 Subway, where it was scientifically proven that their tuna salad sandwich had exactly zero tuna in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


... did anyone test to see what the meat fibers in the mix actually were?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (vJrRc)

172 Subway, where it was scientifically proven that their tuna salad sandwich had exactly zero tuna in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!!!
Posted by: Dolphins at September 25, 2026 02:41 PM


It's turtles, all the way down.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (4NO2D)

173 Isn't there some actress bitch out there that has trans'd all three of her kids?

She should be shot at dawn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

174 Venus Williams played a guy named Baarsch who was ranked 203 amongst men. She had said she couldn't beat anyone under 200. The guys training involved beer and cigarettes. He kicked the crap out of her noting that power would always win.
Venus changed her statement to say she couldn't beat the top 350

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (KOshA)

175 Its almost as if they targeted the downtrodden, the abused, disabled to be neutered.

Why would they do that.

Posted by: Things that make you go hmmm at September 25, 2026 02:43 PM (anL5R)

176 King Roy Cooper's text blegs are getting a bit frantic-

"We're coming up short of our goal this week."

Chip in $3 right now.

Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2026 02:43 PM (rj6Yv)

177 How is this controversial?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 02:31 PM (pdYbP)
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We live in a world where "maybe we shouldn't murder Jews" is controversial.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2026 02:43 PM (amcLV)

178
... did anyone test to see what the meat fibers in the mix actually were?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (vJrRc)



I think it was fish, but some cheap shit fish like tilapia or some such.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)

179 Both of them knew what Harvey was, chose to ignore it, and didn't lift a finger to warn any young up-and-coming actresses about the scumbag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


"Something price of admission something why should these young pups have it any easier than I did" is no doubt the operative thought process there

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:43 PM (vJrRc)

180 Women got girls for Epstein
Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (enNUy)
____

The Epstein girls got girls for Epstein.

The dude had literally a multi-tier sex marketing system going on. He paid girls not only for sex, but also paid them for recruiting other girls -- their friends, etc -- into the scheme.

Once those friends were into it, they then got paid to bring still more girls into the scheme.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

181 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 25, 2026 02:35 PM (46wSu)

When it comes to the perfidity of the Left it is a simple truism.

Same kind of gallows humor by Russians under Stalin.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:44 PM (BeyMP)

182 @173 I believe it is Cynthia Nixon.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:45 PM (KOshA)

183 The idea of Judy Dench fucking her way to character actress status is grimly hilarious.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 02:46 PM (jBygX)

184 173 Isn't there some actress bitch out there that has trans'd all three of her kids?

She should be shot at dawn......
Posted by: Sponge

Phew! I only transed one of my adopted black kids, so I'm safe!

Jackson’s Identity: Theron confirmed in 2019 that Jackson identifies as a girl, revealing that Jackson told her at age three, "I am not a boy!" Theron has been a vocal advocate for using correct pronouns and shielding Jackson from media scrutiny.

Posted by: Dolphins at September 25, 2026 02:46 PM (FKi1y)

185
Bobby bet against himself and threw the match. I think this is fairly well documented.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)



I think he'd admitted that the whole stunt was a way of paying off his gambling debts to Mob-connected loan sharks without a visit to the ER to have his broken legs splinted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 02:46 PM (y9nCu)

186 Isn't Cooper smoking Whatley by 15 points?

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:46 PM (enNUy)

187 Folks tend to forget Obama was initially against gay marriage.
----

Hillary was as well for a very long time.

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (TN0g+)

188 I think it was fish, but some cheap shit fish like tilapia or some such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


... at least it was in the right phylum?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (vJrRc)

189 Ask folks in Western NC how much help they got from Cooper, FEMA, Biden after Helene.
I just gave $50 to the Whatley campaign.

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (Fn+3X)

190 Sigh...Charlize Theron name change missed

Posted by: Dolphins at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (FKi1y)

191 Meghan Fox?

Posted by: Larry Craig at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (2ap+5)

192 Women supported and sided with Weinstein and many more. Without women there ain't no Weinstein as Weinstein was.



Including some serious heavy hitters in the Hollywood world, like Meryl Streep and Judi Dench. Both of them knew what Harvey was, chose to ignore it, and didn't lift a finger to warn any young up-and-coming actresses about the scumbag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)
______

Women cheered Roman Polanski too. Pervert drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl -- this is literally "rape-rape" -- and women still cheered him on.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

193
... at least it was in the right phylum?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (vJrRc)



Researching slightly, they only determined that whatever it was it had no tuna DNA in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

194 Once those friends were into it, they then got paid to bring still more girls into the scheme.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September

I was looking forward to your response to the ass patting comment above. I am disappointed! All my hopes were on you, because if I said what I thought, it would have come out very vain, and I wouldn’t have appreciated that about myself.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

195 ... did anyone test to see what the meat fibers in the mix actually were?
Posted by: FeatherBlade


They identified as tuna. That should be enough.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (vAcOX)

196 We live in a world where "maybe we shouldn't murder Jews" is controversial.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2026 02:43 PM (amcLV)

You sound like a Nazi

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (F64i7)

197 174 Venus Williams played a guy named Baarsch who was ranked 203 amongst men. She had said she couldn't beat anyone under 200. The guys training involved beer and cigarettes. He kicked the crap out of her noting that power would always win.
Venus changed her statement to say she couldn't beat the top 350
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 02:42 PM (KOshA)
________________________

I've mentioned this here before, so just know I'm not bragging, just sharing relevant information.

I played and exhibition set against Hana Mandlíková when I was in college for a new indoor/ outdoor club that just opened in the area. I had a part time job there and they asked me to do it.

I beat her 6-1, and I tanked a game so it would be less embarrassing for her. By that time I was dabbling in playing the national circuit, so I wasn't a slouch. But, women can't handle a good serve. They move like they are running through water.

Hana Mandlíková was number 3 in the World at the time.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)

198
Women cheered Roman Polanski too. Pervert drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl -- this is literally "rape-rape" -- and women still cheered him on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)



He didn't just rape. He got her drunk, drugged her, raped her, then sodomized her because he wanted to make sure she didn't get pregnant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (ccf/V)

199 Supreme Court Clears Trump Admin to Use Voter Citizenship Verification
The Supreme Court on Sept. 25 said the Trump administration can use an updated immigration database to verify the citizenship of voters.
--
Surprise dissenters were Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. Justice Sonia Sotomayor and Justice Elena Kagan. Justices all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:49 PM (vPv7/)

200 A New Report Says that Men Have Stolen 2,300 Gold Medals from Women Over The Past 40 Years.
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The "40 Years" part skews the scale of recent events. Based on nothing but casual observation, its probable that 1,800 or more of those stolen Gold Medals came during the last 10 years.

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:49 PM (TN0g+)

201 Once those friends were into it, they then got paid to bring still more girls into the scheme.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September

I was looking forward to your response to the ass patting comment above. I am disappointed! All my hopes were on you, because if I said what I thought, it would have come out very vain, and I wouldn’t have appreciated that about myself.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

Ahh ... I missed that comment. The Blade, he is slow today.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

202
That clomp clomp walk is a side effect of the hormones and breaking down of hip joints. It’s sad.
Posted by: Piper

==============

I bet they detransition when they age out of fashion without a glance behind at the pathetic butchered wannabes they "inspired" at the height of their fake success.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 02:50 PM (mmrXZ)

203 118 >>We STILL spend so much damn time bending over backward, because of a few here, to just pretend that groups don't act as a group.

The obtuseness of not getting the idea of generalities is baffling but it persists.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 02:27 PM (BeyMP)

Females tend to be solipsistic, even self-proclaimed conservative ones. Hence the almost Pavlovian "well I don't think/do/believe that" response to a statement clearly intended as a generalization and not an absolute, as though it is a legitimate argument against the truth of the generalization.

Posted by: Exceptions and rules at September 25, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

204 Senator Durbin on hearing about protecting girls in sports: “I refuse to treat this hearing like a responsible exercise of this committee. I will not ask questions.”
-----

Remember ladies and gentlement, he's a ranking member.

Yeah, he's a member alright.

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:50 PM (TN0g+)

205 Girls need to get out of boys’ spaces.

Out of scouts, out of sports, out of Augusta. Hear that, Condi Rice?

It’s a two way road.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 02:50 PM (W2Pud)

206 It wasn't a matter of not understanding.
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 02:33 PM (F64i7)

Yes, I think it was always a small part of the female population who wanted what came with feminism.

That small group of women who had convinced themselves that they needed to be in power, because they weren’t the type to stay at home and take care of the family. Then proceeded to use female psychology on other females to eventually convince a majority that they are all just alike and want the same things (social media is the perfect playground for this today).

All the doors had to be broken through because the “good ol’ boys clubs” would never relinquish that power, and good ol’ boys all start as actual boys and brotherhood(s) must be nipped in the bud.

While the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants keeps on traveling.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:51 PM (6ydKt)

207 I was looking forward to your response to the ass patting comment above. I am disappointed! All my hopes were on you, because if I said what I thought, it would have come out very vain, and I wouldn’t have appreciated that about myself.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)



*considers patting Piper's ass*

*declines as necrophilia isn't my thing*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:51 PM (ccf/V)

208 Hollywood is a bad example. They are all whores and perverts who should be separated from society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:52 PM (vPv7/)

209 Venus Williams played a guy named Baarsch who was ranked 203 amongst men. She had said she couldn't beat anyone under 200. The guys training involved beer and cigarettes. He kicked the crap out of her noting that power would always win.
Venus changed her statement to say she couldn't beat the top 350
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Even 350's a stretch. Baarsch was only rated in the 200s due to a fluke win against the 12th seed in the 1997 Australian Open the year before. (And he lost the Open in the 3rd round.) But that single win pushed him up 257 places from 488 to 231.

And he also played under hobbled rules; the Williams sisters were allowed faults (second serves), and Baarsch was not, etc.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2026 02:52 PM (VHUov)

210 In 1 birth out of 5000 doctors describe genitalia as gender ambiguous
I believe Ace himself commented on this while doing research for us on tentacle sex

Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 02:52 PM (LN9Ll)

211 Hana Mandlíková was number 3 in the World at the time.
Posted by: Orson

Rarely have I been so disappointed. I'm expecting hot Czech girl in short tennis skirt, and I get:

https://tinyurl.com/5abbj5bf

Uh...you sure she wasn't, you know...maybe "she" looked more feminine in person...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 02:53 PM (FKi1y)

212 And there are some great people on both sides of the issue, but spinach doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza.

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:53 PM (TN0g+)

213 Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 02:52 PM (LN9Ll)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 25, 2026 02:53 PM (ccf/V)

214 *considers patting Piper's ass*

*declines as necrophilia isn't my thing*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:51 PM

😂

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

215 > Transgender athletes have stripped women and girls of nearly 2,300 gold medals and more than $500,000 in prize money over the past four decades, according to an analysis from a conservative think tank.
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Over 40 years?

And only netted 2300 golds and half a million $?

Trannies need to pump up those numbers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 02:54 PM (2Cry5)

216 Women got girls for Epstein
Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 02:39 PM (enNUy)
____

The Epstein girls got girls for Epstein.

The dude had literally a multi-tier sex marketing system going on. He paid girls not only for sex, but also paid them for recruiting other girls -- their friends, etc -- into the scheme.

Once those friends were into it, they then got paid to bring still more girls into the scheme.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

It's how all pimps and sex cults work. The NXIUM guy had all his hos out there recruiting, including that Smallville actress. Sisters gotta stick together or something.

Posted by: A GERD medication sex cult is weird at September 25, 2026 02:55 PM (TbWk/)

217 I smoked for two years in college. Marlboros, FTW. Now 50 years later my chart says "former smoker".

Posted by: free tibet at September 25, 2026 02:55 PM (1wtUm)

218
Women cheered Roman Polanski too. Pervert drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl -- this is literally "rape-rape" -- and women still cheered him on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)


He didn't just rape. He got her drunk, drugged her, raped her, then sodomized her because he wanted to make sure she didn't get pregnant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:48 PM (ccf/V)



That's one cocksucker I'd love to see Delta Force rendition to a black site for a good waterboarding, not for questioning or anything, just for GP. The Hollywood caterwauling would be epic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (y9nCu)

219 And there are some great people on both sides of the issue, but spinach doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza.
Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:53 PM (TN0g+)
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*carefully places spinach quiche on sideboard*

*studies ceiling while whistling abstractedly*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (amcLV)

220 >>And there are some great people on both sides of the issue, but spinach doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza.


Wrong.

White Pizza of course.

And, Spinach and Meatball with Ricotta is the best Pizza you never had.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (q7KFe)

221 While the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants keeps on traveling.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Seraglio politics says that "Sisterhood" doesn't exist when one alleged-member's territory gets threatened.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (vJrRc)

222 He didn't just rape. He got her drunk, drugged her, raped her, then sodomized her because he wanted to make sure she didn't get pregnant.
Posted by: Sponge

A true gentleman, looking out for her like that.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (FKi1y)

223 When the first troon showed up in a wig at whatever sporting event and wanted to play as a "girl", he should have had his ass beat and removed from play with a "See ya and take that wig off fool!".
==
Wow that triggered a memory - 1978 junior high. We go to a high school football game. Big crowd. Some guy waltzes in and goes to the side line and starts trying to lead cheers. He was drunk/high and calling himself the spirit fairy. Wig, make-up, tutu and pantyhose. The tutu covered nothing and you could see his junk and his pubic hair sticking through the panty hose. Yes he got arrested. He also got fired, he was the soccer coach for the girls soccer team at the school! Crazy.

Posted by: Flashback at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)

224 Afro carribean
Crippled
Addicted
Criminal record
Trans

Head of the line. Get your Gold Medal.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (5QN5a)

225 Transgender athletes have stripped women and girls of nearly 2,300 gold medals and more than $500,000 in prize money over the past four decades, according to an analysis from a conservative think tank.
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Interesting how this only seems to go ONE WAY.

How many transgender athletes have stolen gold medals from men and boys?

How much prize money has been stolen from men and boys as a result?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 02:57 PM (FZ29D)

226 The form has boxes for the number of packs a day.
No place for less than a pack a day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:57 PM (vPv7/)

227 Spinach and marinated artichoke hearts are the core of the very heart of a white pizza.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)

228 The dude had literally a multi-tier sex marketing system going on. He paid girls not only for sex, but also paid them for recruiting other girls -- their friends, etc -- into the scheme.
==
Okay, try not to sound jealous next time.

Posted by: I'm just saying at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (anL5R)

229 I grew up 60 miles East of Los Angeles and in no way was connected to the entertainment industry. Still, I and everyone around me knew that Weinstein and his brother were slime and had been for decades. All of these women in the industry knew and those feigning ignorance are lying. Be that as it may, this doesn't excuse anything that he did and he will die in prison which he deserves.

The big hitters, Oprah, Streep, etc. are especially disgusting to me.

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

230 >>Spinach and marinated artichoke hearts are the core of the very heart of a white pizza.


...and Prosciutto.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (q7KFe)

231 The form has boxes for the number of packs a day.
No place for less than a pack a day.

Posted by: Braenyard


No place to specify other forms of tobacco either.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc)

232 212 And there are some great people on both sides of the issue, but spinach doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza.
Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:53 PM (TN0g+)

It's an abomination. That's not me talking, that's Leviticus. Take it up with G-d if you disagree.

This, "I want a salad on my pizza" business has got to stop. There's a whole dish called "salad." Quit it.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (jBygX)

233
As a woman I believe men need their spaces.

God created us different for a reason.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (/QHx4)

234 227 Spinach and marinated artichoke hearts are the core of the very heart of a white pizza.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)

I will eat that on a marinara pizza! I like red sauce over white.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

235 sodomized her because he wanted to make sure she didn't get pregnant."

Did he have butter?

/too soon?

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 02:59 PM (/rfzw)

236 The form has boxes for the number of packs a day.
No place for less than a pack a day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:57 PM (vPv7/)

Who the hell can afford to smoke a pack a day anymore anyhow? Especially if you're in NY or NJ.

Posted by: That's like $100 a week now at September 25, 2026 02:59 PM (TbWk/)

237 I don't think I've ever not wanted pizza as much as I do now......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

238 It's how all pimps and sex cults work. The NXIUM guy had all his hos out there recruiting, including that Smallville actress. Sisters gotta stick together or something.
Posted by: A GERD medication sex cult is weird at September 25, 2026 02:55 PM (TbWk/)

Men should band together and kill fucks like the NXIUM guy.

That would nip it in the bud.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 03:00 PM (BeyMP)

239 >>It's an abomination. That's not me talking, that's Leviticus. Take it up with G-d if you disagree.


You are thinking of Pineapple.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 03:00 PM (q7KFe)

240 I should have known that one of you crypto-nazis would start talking about White Pizza.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 03:00 PM (jBygX)

241 232 212 And there are some great people on both sides of the issue, but spinach doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza.
Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2026 02:53 PM (TN0g+)

It's an abomination. That's not me talking, that's Leviticus. Take it up with G-d if you disagree.

This, "I want a salad on my pizza" business has got to stop. There's a whole dish called "salad." Quit it.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in
---

Okra, now that's different.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:00 PM (vPv7/)

242 No pizza, thanks.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 03:01 PM (/rfzw)

243 The best ever pizza's came from the snack bar at the drive-in movie theater. I don't know how but they were damn good.


You youngster may not know anything about them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)

244 You will notice that when Ace reports on either puberety blockers or transgender operations he NEVER mentions actual numbers. Ever wonder why? It is because both are extremely rare
Around 36 operations,1 or 2 per state per year and about 200 prescriptions,4 per state per year avg

Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (LN9Ll)

245 Nood.

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (oqH4h)

246 Seraglio politics says that "Sisterhood" doesn't exist when one alleged-member's territory gets threatened.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 02:56 PM (vJrRc)

If the numbers are true, around half have no territory to defend, other than the apartment and the cat.

Not much better for the brothers either on that count, except it’s more likely a dog.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

247 If it's not cracker crust, it's not pizza. Doesn't matter what's on it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (3Ope8)

248 new thread, cali welfare

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (CWTWj)

249 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)

250
As a woman I believe men need their spaces.

God created us different for a reason.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (/QHx4)




Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KtCeT5IbYag

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

251 The form has boxes for the number of packs a day.
No place for less than a pack a day.

yeh. I was a two packs a week, IF I went drinking on the weekend.

Posted by: free tibet at September 25, 2026 03:06 PM (1wtUm)

252 best deep dish is meatballs, mushroom, spinach, green peppers, caramelized onions, ricotta cheese.

Posted by: so there's that at September 25, 2026 03:07 PM (anL5R)

253 If it's not cracker crust, it's not pizza. Doesn't matter what's on it.
==
You must be from St. Louis. Saltine, ragu, fake cheese.
Bleech.

Posted by: so there's that at September 25, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

254 best deep dish is meatballs, mushroom, spinach, green peppers, caramelized onions, ricotta cheese.
Posted by: so there's that at September 25, 2026 03:07 PM (anL5R)

Best deep dish is like smartest retard or prettiest meth whore.

Posted by: A bar so low it's in hell at September 25, 2026 03:09 PM (TbWk/)

255 It might choke Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie!

Posted by: Matthew "Stymie" Beard at September 25, 2026 03:10 PM (Fn+3X)

256 >This, "I want a salad on my pizza" business has got to stop. There's a whole dish called "salad." Quit it.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 02:58 PM (jBygX)

Arugula and prosciutto on a white pie is phenomenal. But the crust has to be very thin and crispy. Bonus points if the pizza oven is coal fired.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 25, 2026 03:14 PM (GTqXr)

257 If it's not cracker crust, it's not pizza. Doesn't matter what's on it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 03:02 PM (3Ope
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White Supremacy!

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)

Two-Tiered Justice: Leftwing DAs Give Illegal Aliens Immunity for Major Crimes So That They Won't Be Deported

I wrote about this briefly in Quick Hits yesterday or the day before.

Just the News has a more detailed article.

Illegal aliens are first-tier citizens, somehow. Actual US citizens are second-tier, at best.

Ashe Short:


District attorneys across the country are accused of providing illegal immigrants preferential treatment when they commit crimes, allowing them to remain free in the country and put U.S. citizens' lives at risk. The related reports seem to indicate that when the arrested person is a U.S. citizen, they are denied much of the leniency shown to illegal immigrants accused of the same crime.

The House Judiciary Committee and its Immigration Subcommittee released a report this week detailing how Arlington County, Virginia's Commonwealth's Attorney, Parisa Dehghani-Tafti, "obstructs the enforcement of federal immigration law and shields foreign national criminals from accountability." Dehghani-Tafti's campaign received $515,000 from George Soros-affiliated political entities, Fox News reported last October.

...

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) data contained within the report showed that sanctuary jurisdictions -- cities that have vowed not to work with ICE -- have declined at least 41,085 detainers between Oct. 2022 and early 2026.

The Judiciary Committee's report included testimony from Dehghani-Tafti about her office's policy to shift outcomes for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients charged with Driving While Intoxicated (DWI) to ensure they don't lose their DACA status. "This policy ensures that certain foreign nationals are never convicted of DWI in Arlington County, [Virginia] solely due to their status as non-U.S. citizens," the Committee wrote.

...

Arlington County's refusal to work with ICE also extends to cases involving felons and terrorists, the Committee found.

See the article for Harmeet Dhillon's investigation into scumbag Soros prosecutor Steve Descano, who let out an illegal alien who promptly committed murder. Discriminating against US citizens is a constitutional conspiracy against civil rights.

Across the country in Boulder County, Colorado, District Attorney Michael Dougherty's published policy states that prosecutors in his jurisdiction must consider collateral effects when it comes to illegal immigrants committing certain crimes....

...

In 2017, illegal immigrant Ever Valles shot and killed 32-year-old landscaper Timothy Cruz. Valles had previously been protected from an ICE detainer when he was released from prison without officials informing ICE, per sanctuary city policy.

...

Philadelphia's DA Larry Krasner also uses the policy that "low-level and nonviolent crimes should not lead to deportation or necessarily risk one's immigration status." Jordan also subpoenaed his office in May.

"In fact, you created an Immigration Counsel position within your office to evaluate cases involving non-U.S. citizens so that foreign nationals 'can avoid unnecessary and unjust consequences' -- in other words, to shield criminal aliens from deportation," Jordan wrote. "You also openly boast about how your policies have resulted in criminal aliens being released onto Philadelphia streets, free to reoffend. Even in cases involving murder or crimes against minors, a prosecutor in your office may still consider a criminal alien's potential deportation or other immigration consequences in making prosecution decisions."

More at the link.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:54 PM




Comments

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1 Imagine the cries of injustice if every citizen were made subject to the same rules as yt peepo.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (2ap+5)

2 ‘You have the right to kill again..,.’

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (7RAhE)

3 Nothing to do with vote fraud. Nope.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:57 PM (RJBgA)

4 We need to elect someone named "Kier" so we can scream "Two-Tier Kier!" just like the Brits got to do. I'm jealous.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:58 PM (Av6i5)

5 Every one of these vermin DAs need to be deprived of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 12:58 PM (ZNV2q)

6 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Leading the Illegals invasion

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 12:59 PM (b92Ef)

7 Face colander times are coming.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 12:59 PM (XpMAI)

8 Is there any more evidence needed to prove that the entire Leftist project is to intentionally destroy American society, making everything as bad and unlivable as possible, so the public will consent to having a communist dictatorship, in the hope that it might improve things?

No. We don't need any more evidence.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:01 PM (Av6i5)

9 More anarcho-tyranny

Posted by: Dead normies go in their win column at September 25, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)

10 This will continue until some of these prosecutors pay a personal price. A deeply personal price.


Then the rest will get in line. If they're sentient.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (gXGCk)

11 Actual citizens are bottom tier. We are below tree sloths and insects. Pedos and triple child murderers, too, as Juror 12 can attest.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (F64i7)

12 Illegal to evade taxes.

Not illegal for an illegal to evade prosecution for rape and murder of your family.

Vigilantism can't be far off.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (XpMAI)

13 7 Face colander times are coming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


Well, that's a good question.

Are we headed for Face-Cage Times (Room 101 in "1984"). or Face Colander Times (Mad Max II: Road Warrior)?

Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (Av6i5)

14 Isn't it fun knowing that you followed the rules, paid taxes, supported government and community, and then find out...

You're the 2nd class resident.

Sucker, I am

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 01:03 PM (/rfzw)

15 Is there any more evidence needed to prove that the entire Leftist project is to intentionally destroy American society, making everything as bad and unlivable as possible, so the public will consent to having a communist dictatorship, in the hope that it might improve things?

No. We don't need any more evidence.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:01 PM (Av6i5)



And that leftist project starts in the schools. Nothing gets fixed until they get fixed.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 25, 2026 01:03 PM (gXGCk)

16 Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (Av6i5)

Depends on the outcome of disarm, first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:04 PM (XpMAI)

17 Zombie

Or the 're-education' scene from Brazil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 01:04 PM (ZNV2q)

18 This will continue until some of these prosecutors pay a personal price. A deeply personal price.


Then the rest will get in line. If they're sentient.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (gXGCk)

Nothing will change until we're willing to follow the advice given us by Virginia's Attorney General. He knows how to move people on policy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 01:05 PM (gLYp7)

19 Yeah; stories like these are pretty much why i snarf black pills like Reese's Pieces.

Posted by: Nelly at September 25, 2026 01:05 PM (6+ehB)

20 What is the expressed reason given by the left that protecting these people is imperative? Because it makes zero sense.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 01:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

21 We're headed for nothing good if the judiciary isn't reigned in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 01:06 PM (2Cry5)

22 Vigilantism can't be far off."

Ammo time, it is

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 01:06 PM (/rfzw)

23 This is not just as US issue. It's happening in very country in the West. Hell, in Canada they specifically refer to undercharging due to immigrant issues as "candy sentences." Judges will not only take it into consideration when handing down a sentence, they will highlight that decision making process in their Order. The UK does the very same thing if they make an arrest at all. The automatic sentencing threshold for automatic deportation is 12 months or more. So, the unfairness applied is blatantly obvious. Serious and violent crimes are being paroled or under one year incarceration just to avoid triggering the automatic deportation.

It's disgusting.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)

24 The whole world gets reparations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 01:06 PM (Cqx++)

25 The prosecutors need to face serious 'consequences' for their criminal acts; by downgrading or dismissing serious charges they become accessories to the subject crime and to every crime that is committed by the same perp going forward.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 01:06 PM (JNTt1)

26 >>No. We don't need any more evidence.

The DSA is rapidly taking over the Democrat Party. Their very public mission is to destroy they United States.

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 01:06 PM (viF8m)

27 Illegals and foreigners were always ranked above us real citizens.

Illegals and foreigners -- especially hispanics -- were coddled, spoiled, feted, and suckled at the fat tit of the federal and states governments for decades. All funded by us, the taxpayers.

Even as a little kid, I was like "why are all these signs in Spanish?"

We just didn't fully realize the extent to which we are subjugated to illegals until now.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

28 Face colander times are coming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Your nick sort of has face colander in it

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:08 PM (F64i7)

29 More people really do need to be prosecuted for deprivation of civil rights under color of law.

With maximum penalties.

Maybe that would send a message.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 01:08 PM (FZ29D)

30 Yeah; stories like these are pretty much why i snarf black pills like Reese's Pieces.

Posted by: Nelly at September 25, 2026 01:05 PM (6+ehB)

In happier news, youngest shaved a minute off his 1.5 mile time at the first league cross country meet.

Oldest started too fast cramped up, and he dropped 2 minutes on his 5 k time. But he got selected as a ninth grader for the Varsity team.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:09 PM (XpMAI)

31 Your nick sort of has face colander in it

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:08 PM (F64i7)

I have mine. Do you have yours?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:09 PM (XpMAI)

32 Opening the Jeppsons Malort early today.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 01:10 PM (bX16E)

33 IF the left keeps pushing this nonsense then the vigilantism will come. At that point it is a bloodbath and our country dies or is reborn having nourished the Tree of Liberty.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 01:10 PM (JNTt1)

34 And that leftist project starts in the schools. Nothing gets fixed until they get fixed.

It starts
in church.
But you're in a church, and you can't do anything to fix churches, so you point and grunt at some other guys you don't like.
You might as well say it starts in a corporate boardroom.
It does, just as much as in schools. Nothing magic about schools.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2026 01:10 PM (zdLoL)

35 Screw deportation, why aren't they sending them to jail for their crimes? I don't want a murderer sent to Mexico because he is an illegal alien. I want him in jail because he's a murderer.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 25, 2026 01:11 PM (mseD3)

36 All i have is a plastic colander. Not sure if that will do.

Posted by: Tupperware Timmy at September 25, 2026 01:11 PM (Fn+3X)

37 Are we headed for Face-Cage Times (Room 101 in "1984"). or Face Colander Times (Mad Max II: Road Warrior)?"

The Checklist 1991 (English subs)

https://tinyurl.com/56zhh758

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2026 01:11 PM (6iKlf)

38
The DSA is rapidly taking over the Democrat Party. Their very public mission is to destroy they United States.

TV pundits tell me they are just like the Tea Party.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 01:11 PM (Cqx++)

39 This is outrageous, salacious, infamous

Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 01:12 PM (ZxPkt)

40 28 Face colander times are coming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Your nick sort of has face colander in it
Posted by: ...


Great observation!

Comrade Flounder =

Face [c]ol[a]nder or mud


Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:12 PM (Av6i5)

41 ...It does, just as much as in schools. Nothing magic about schools.


The brainwashing starts in the schools. Everybody in the corporate boardrooms went through school, etc.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 25, 2026 01:12 PM (gXGCk)

42 I was like "why are all these signs in Spanish?"

Traveled around the world for years.
You know what I didn't see everywhere?

Signs in English.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 01:13 PM (/rfzw)

43 What's driving it is the food

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 01:13 PM (2ap+5)

44 21 We're headed for nothing good if the judiciary isn't reigned in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Reined.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 25, 2026 01:13 PM (Fn+3X)

45 Speaking of two tiered . . .

Trump admin to let 17,500 more white South African refugees come to America

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

46 >>Yeah; stories like these are pretty much why i snarf black pills like Reese's Pieces.

Makes me even more determined to beat them. This kind of stuff has been going on for years in one form or another. But it's never been this publicly disclosed.

Easier to target the enemy when you know who they are and what they doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (viF8m)

47 "Illegal aliens are first-tier citizens, somehow. Actual US citizens are second-tier, at best."


White, Male, MAGA, Christian ... at the bottom of the DEI stack.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (vbXSk)

48 Are we headed for Face-Cage Times (Room 101 in "1984"). or Face Colander Times (Mad Max II: Road Warrior)?

Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:02 PM (Av6i5)


Probably neither, though I think that depends if we win this November and if the Democrats receive a real political drubbing with unexpected losses and such.

If the Democrats lose badly, then expect them to do a complete about face in all but the bluest shitholes. They'll suddenly become all about Mom, apple pie, the Flag, Law and Order.

They'll need a new Bill Clinton for '28 because all of their current crop of pols are all tainted by insane-trannie-commie-racist-criminal doo-doo.

There may be some violence but the Dims will stomp that out quickly. They can't get their graft if they don't win and they won't win if they're hated or feared or believed to be insane.

Of course, we can only win if we all get out and vote.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (YSUhf)

49 Damn it, Spellcheck. It makes me look retarded. I think some drunk programmed it because it always chooses real words, but incorrect ones making me sound like someone right off the boat.

I know...turn it off. I did. It comes back on sporadically everytime I download an update and a forget to go in a flick off the switch.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)

50 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

51 Democrats.

They're for everyone but you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

52 There is constant pissing and moaning about the state of public education and the right just let it happen. The situation is even worse now and where is the right?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 01:15 PM (QwZKw)

53 Protecting these criminals is to ensure an adequate number of eager death squad members are available, in case of residual squeamishness on the part of homegrown islamofascists about the wet work.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:15 PM (Gqar8)

54 I think the idea is that illegals running around committing crimes will cause citizens to demand curtailments to freedom--which will be applied to the citizens and not the criminals, of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2026 01:16 PM (CHHv1)

55 42 I was like "why are all these signs in Spanish?"

Traveled around the world for years.
You know what I didn't see everywhere?

Signs in English.
Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 01:13 PM (/rfzw)
Me neither.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 01:16 PM (7RAhE)

56 Are we headed for Face-Cage Times (Room 101 in "1984"). or Face Colander Times (Mad Max II: Road Warrior)?"

-
Canadian judge acquits naked Muslim man of strangling girl while shouting “Allah” because he was high on weed at the time

https://tinyurl.com/45teyukx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)

57 Speaking of two tiered . . .

Trump admin to let 17,500 more white South African refugees come to America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)


Are you saying that's a bad thing?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

58 Of course, we can only win if we all get out and vote.
Posted by: naturalfake


...sufficiently to counter-balance the avalanche of illegal votes from those self-same illegal aliens just let out of prison.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 01:17 PM (Av6i5)

59 45 Speaking of two tiered . . .

Trump admin to let 17,500 more white South African refugees come to America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)
Stout folk, honest hard-working and loyal.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 01:18 PM (7RAhE)

60 Remove all federal funding from any state containing sanctuary cities.

Guaranteed that shit stops post haste.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:18 PM (ccf/V)

61 What would the reaction be from someone like Descano or Krasner if a loved one was murdered by an illegal? Would they resign? Doubt it , probably dig in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 01:18 PM (NGWpV)

62 The public schools are already dead.

They are like Darryl Hannah in Kill Bill 2 engaged in a sword fight with parents and saying that the parents' kids will be the property of the state in the very near future.

And you know what they parents say in response.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 01:19 PM (2ap+5)

63 I can barely stand reading past the headline.

Frustrated. Exasperated. Irked. VEXED.

I'm trying to express how beyond patience I am with these stories. A visceral disgust that quite literally makes my stomach queasy. Gut-chundering annoyance.

MEANWHILE, John Thune collects his f-ing paychecks while systematically and deliberately throwing the midterms to the democrats (and their sociopathic socialist partners), Soros DAs and their Soros judge buddies run roughshod over the population, Congress refuses to pass any ANY any of the DOGE cuts that might have saved our bacon, . . .

I need to touch, roll in, and be buried in grass.

After taking my antihistimines, of course.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 25, 2026 01:19 PM (8Q86n)

64 What is the expressed reason given by the left that protecting these people is imperative? Because it makes zero sense.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 01:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

The justification is always based on "minor, non-violent offenses" that shouldn't result in deportation. I don't agree with that at all, but that has at least some germ of reasonableness.

Of course, the policy ends up protecting hardcore criminals and violent lunatics too.

Why? Because the left generates yuge money and power from illegals. Probably 50% of the entire economy -- including political donors -- in some blue cities are based on illegals and the welfare and benefits paid to them.

I'm convinced that 30% of the entire economy of the state of CA is based on illegals and their remoras.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

65 Democrats.

They're for everyone but you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

They are for themselves. Everything they espouse are envy, hate, and division to benefit themselves.

Those of them who argue against such are idiot NPCs who've drunk the Kool-Aid

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:20 PM (XpMAI)

66 Are we headed for Face-Cage Times (Room 101 in "1984"). or Face Colander Times (Mad Max II: Road Warrior)?"

Contrary to above opinions, I'm not sweating bullets about the outcome of yet another "most important election ever". Because it doesn't matter in the macro.

The trends are the trends. All that matters is action. And we're seeing an undeniable growth in the number of Socialists/Communists willing to take tangible action. And we're certainly seeing an marked increase in the Judiciary's willingness to protect them.

One election, or even a few, are not going to change that. Elections will not change that trend.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:21 PM (FqX0V)

67 32 Opening the Jeppsons Malort early today.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 01:10 PM (bX16E)

*searches internet*

Looks like piss in a bottle.

*reads description*

Tastes like it too, apparently.

Posted by: Y'all drink some weird stuff at September 25, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)

68
In happier news, youngest shaved a minute off his 1.5 mile time at the first league cross country meet.

Oldest started too fast cramped up, and he dropped 2 minutes on his 5 k time. But he got selected as a ninth grader for the Varsity team.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:09 PM (XpMAI)




Bad ass.

Buy him a beer, on me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

69 I'm convinced that 30% of the entire economy of the state of CA is based on illegals and their remoras"

Only 30? Zombie Tammany Hall laughs

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 01:22 PM (/rfzw)

70 When the Democratic Party is more important than human life!

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

71 Speaking of two tiered . . .

Trump admin to let 17,500 more white South African refugees come to America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

Stout folk, honest hard-working and loyal.
Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 01:18 PM (7RAhE)

Stout, honest, hard working and loyal sound like code words for the kind immigrants we used to welcome.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:23 PM (BeyMP)

72 When the Democratic Party is more important than human life!

Posted by: Axeman at September 25, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)


Its not like they're making 45% of the country vote for them at gunpoint.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:23 PM (FqX0V)

73 ‘You have the right to kill again..,.’
Posted by: Eromero


You kinda asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/rRWRPy92y5Y

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (VHUov)

74 I have mine. Do you have yours?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:09 PM (XpMAI)

What do you think

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (F64i7)

75 Not all illegals have a predeliction for violence - BUT -

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (Gqar8)

76 Blue States and the Brits dependent on the illegals just like Elric said.

America should be english only buy that horse is out of the barn and over the hill.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (QwZKw)

77 Canadian judge acquits naked Muslim man of strangling girl while shouting “Allah” because he was high on weed at the time

https://tinyurl.com/45teyukx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:17 PM

We need men like Bernie Goetz and this is how you get vigilantism.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (uxifx)

78 Buy him a beer, on me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

*checks that I posted his grade*

*recalls first beer*

Yeah, OK.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (XpMAI)

79 What do you think

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (F64i7)

You're right. Silly question.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:25 PM (XpMAI)

80 *checks that I posted his grade*

*recalls first beer*

Yeah, OK.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (XpMAI)



Heh. Yeah buddy.


*was 7 first time drunk, passed out and puking*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

81 Imagine if we had a party that didn't act like they essentially agree with Democrats on every major issue

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:25 PM (F64i7)

82 Trump admin to let 17,500 more white South African refugees come to America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)



And as an added bonus, they're going to be bona fide African Americans. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 25, 2026 01:26 PM (gXGCk)

83 Imagine if we had a party that didn't act like they essentially agree with Democrats on every major issue

I still get the impression than many just don't want to believe in the UniParty.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:26 PM (FqX0V)

84 I got algorithm
I got music
I got my man
Who could ask for anything more

Kamala explains algorithms. TRIGGER WARNING! EXTREME STUPIDITY!

https://tinyurl.com/2y6nt2y2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)

85 This tells me the Democrats are at the point they cannot afford to bleed many more Hispanic voters to Republicans. Or not vote. Hispanics outnumber blacks in more and more places. The Dems need to keep their core Hispanic voters on-board and energized to vote. Get them energized to be against Trump no matter what Trump delivers for them economically.

As for the situation in foreign nations, I believe it is similar. Use open borders to Third-World rabble while calling open borders opponents Nazis, as the means means to keep their hard-core Leftists supporters on-board and voting for this issue alone.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 01:27 PM (5rh/l)

86 Makes me even more determined to beat them. This kind of stuff has been going on for years in one form or another. But it's never been this publicly disclosed.

Easier to target the enemy when you know who they are and what they doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 01:14 PM (viF8m)

No, you're right; it should be a good motivator. If my personal life wasn't so jacked, I might feel this way but yeah; it kind of all settles around me like a cloud.
They cheat their way into power and start doing stuff like this; media doesn't report on the cheating and it goes on; they get cocky and stupid and just say it out loud without hiding it.
Yeah, i wish i could get angrier about this; it's a bloody outrage. I don't even want to be at work today. Gah.

Posted by: Nelly at September 25, 2026 01:27 PM (6+ehB)

87 Hispanics 21% of population in US.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (Gqar8)

88 Imagine if we had a party that didn't act like they essentially agree with Democrats on every major issue
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:25 PM (F64i7)

The Republican Party is riddled with enemy agents.

The Democrat Party isn't. Not even a little bit.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (BeyMP)

89 You can't win a fight if you don't get in it. I would but......

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (QwZKw)

90 Hispanics 21% of population in US.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM




Mexico taking it's land back without firing a shot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)

91 Our soros DA approved a deal for a black lady who ran a red light and hit and killed a gay Hispanic. Left the scene. Later arrested. Sentenced to 30 days and $700 restitution.

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 01:30 PM (enNUy)

92 Are you saying that's a bad thing?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No, they're true refugees. Will make leftist heads explode, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)

93 Mexico taking it's land back without firing a shot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)


I'd be glad to cede them San Francisco and south right now. Include a good chunk of New Mexico as well.

Addition by subtraction. But Oh No ... we'd have to take a couple stars off the flag. Can't do that.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:31 PM (FqX0V)

94 *checks that I posted his grade*

*recalls first beer*

Yeah, OK.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (XpMAI)


Heh. Yeah buddy.


*was 7 first time drunk, passed out and puking*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)
_________

I was 3. My grandmother was going away on a long archeology trip so there was a "bon voyage" party for her. Champagne was served.

You know how most people leave a tiny amount of booze in their glasses? Little Blade went around and finished off the last drops of champagne in the glasses. Little Blade ended up hammered.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

95 Blacks identifying as such (caveats there) 15% of US population.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:31 PM (Gqar8)

96 Has Vmom shown up with her deport deport, stab, deport solution?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 01:31 PM (UjdFS)

97 Let's hit 'em all, now, while we got the muscle.

Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 01:32 PM (ZxPkt)

98 Malort tastes like Existential Dread. Says so right on the company's website.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 01:32 PM (bX16E)

99 Our soros DA approved a deal for a black lady who ran a red light and hit and killed a gay Hispanic. Left the scene. Later arrested. Sentenced to 30 days and $700 restitution.

Posted by: nckate at September 25, 2026 01:30 PM (enNUy)

Those are the kinds of stories you check to see who is really atop the stack. Like if an illegal or muslim did that to a black lady, they would get the same special treatment. It does juggle around though especially as elections approach.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:32 PM (F64i7)

100 Spitballing here but I'm thinking the dems don't have the money to pay for incarceration.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 01:32 PM (QwZKw)

101 77 Canadian judge acquits naked Muslim man of strangling girl while shouting “Allah” because he was high on weed at the time

https://tinyurl.com/45teyukx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:17 PM

We need men like Bernie Goetz and this is how you get vigilantism.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 25, 2026 01:24 PM (uxifx)


If the Left gains control of all three Federal Branches, vigilantism against whites and all people who don't vote Democrat will become Standard Operating Procedure nationwide. Illegals will be ideal foot soldiers for the unofficial pogrom.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (5rh/l)

102 Mexico taking it's land back without firing a shot.
Posted by: Sponge

When will the official language of the USA catch up and no longer be English.

Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (F3Dlr)

103 10% of US population mixed race.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (Gqar8)

104 I still get the impression than many just don't want to believe in the UniParty.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:26 PM (FqX0V)

Well it makes paying attention to politics considerably less fun.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:34 PM (F64i7)

105 Blacks identifying as such (caveats there) 15% of US population.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:31 PM (Gqar

That's a little higher than the 12 or 13 percent that I've usually heard.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:36 PM (BeyMP)

106 Fort Sumter was a teachable moment.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 25, 2026 01:36 PM (TezPK)

107
>>Descano denied wrongdoing and told a local news outlet that "my policies are fair, legal, and reflect the values of my community."

==============

That last one is probably true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)

108 Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (Gqar

It would be more effective if you posted all the stats in one upload. For continuity. For weight.

Personally, I don't think its the mixed-race thing at all. It is, however, a complete failure of the "nation of immigrants" bullshit.

We have no common culture. And common culture, as much as anything, is what unifies a nation. We don't have it.

I think you only get that if you trickle in immigration. That ship has sailed. We're done.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (FqX0V)

109
If the Left gains control of all three Federal Branches, vigilantism against whites and all people who don't vote Democrat will become Standard Operating Procedure nationwide. Illegals will be ideal foot soldiers for the unofficial pogrom.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM

I'd say we can make a pretty good case that it's actually already happening. We're soaking in it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (uxifx)

110 Hispanics 21% of population in US.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (Gqar
_______

That's the official stat, but the reality is way way higher than that.

Almost 60% of the total population growth of the USA since 2000 was hispanics.

I would say -- not joking -- that just the illegal hispanic population is 20%. The total hispanic population is easily 35%.

While illegals are often considered just a blue state or blue city thing, the reality is illegals are everywhere. They are a national cancer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

111
When will the official language of the USA catch up and no longer be English.
Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (F3Dlr)



At least Trump removed Spanish from all federal documents.

Pushing immigrants to assimilate is crucial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

112 So was the siege of Vienna.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (TezPK)

113 Does not matter. MAGAMAGAMAGA does not and will not vote in the midterms because 1 Trump is not on the ballot. 2 “we got to teach them RINOs a lesson” and 3 “the GOPe is weak on the 2nd Amendment”. So sayeth the POD cast, so sayeth the flock.

Also deer season.

The USA will just have to fend for itself.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 25, 2026 01:38 PM (cIOlQ)

114 “Illegal aliens are first-tier citizens, somehow. Actual US citizens are second-tier, at best.”

Don’t be so pessimistic. Once they shake the bugs out I’m sure the usual democrat thugs will be added to the first tier.

Posted by: Clay at September 25, 2026 01:38 PM (lxX+z)

115 Not sustainable.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2026 01:38 PM (SwyyQ)

116 Is everyone’s hair on fire this morning?

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 01:38 PM (W2Pud)

117 10% of US population mixed race.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (Gqar

And 80% of commercials show mixed race couples.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:39 PM (BeyMP)

118 Destruction of the legal system run by judges makes the need to invest in jute futures essential. That is why everyone is upset

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 25, 2026 01:39 PM (rbvCR)

119 It is not so colonists are protected from deportation.

It is so colonists may continue to prey upon the populace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 01:39 PM (RIvkX)

120 A couple of years ago, my car got rear ended in downtown Atlanta. The other driver was an immigrant, he didn't have a valid driver's license or ID, he didn't have any proof of insurance, and the car was registered in somebody else's name. The Atlanta police came to the accident, but he wasn't arrested or given a ticket.

I had to report the accident to my insurance. They tried to get the accident report from the Atlanta PD but there was no record of it. It's like it never happened, except I had to pay the $1000 deductible for $3000 of damage to my car.

A few years earlier, I went through a police checkpoint, where they stopped everyone and asked for driver's license and proof of insurance. My insurance was up to date, but the card in my wallet was old. I still got a ticket and had to go to court to show the judge that I had insurance.

Posted by: Eric at September 25, 2026 01:39 PM (6VHHP)

121 If the Left gains control of all three Federal Branches, vigilantism against whites and all people who don't vote Democrat will become Standard Operating Procedure nationwide. Illegals will be ideal foot soldiers for the unofficial pogrom.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM

I'd say we can make a pretty good case that it's actually already happening. We're soaking in it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (uxifx)


Anyone that lives in an Urban Blue area or a state dominated by an Urban Blue area already knows. But, as said earlier, that just makes watching politics as sports so much less fun.

Democrats don't need any branches of the Fed to run wild in NYC or LA or anywhere else. And Republicans can't or won't do a damn thing about it even if they control all three.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (FqX0V)

122 You know, all of this is academic until your bull gets gored.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (RIvkX)

123
>>in Boulder County, Colorado, District Attorney Michael Dougherty’s published policy states that prosecutors in his jurisdiction must consider collateral effects when it comes to illegal immigrants committing certain crimes.

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I considered the collateral effects, boss. He'll probably be deported. So I expedited the case and asked for the maximum! Is that what you meant by consider the collateral effects?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (mmrXZ)

124 With insanity now running through the "progressive" part of society with the speed of the Black Plague spreading through 14th-century Europe, it can be challenging to identify the stupidest developments on the Left on any given day. This must be in the top ten, though: a cat adoption center in NYC won't permit MAGA adoptions.

https://tinyurl.com/254xchx7

Posted by: Paco at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (2L+MU)

125 Jute is one of the major natural resources found in Bangladesh. It is a principle source for fiber for natural fiber gunny sacks.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (rbvCR)

126 You know how most people leave a tiny amount of booze in their glasses? Little Blade went around and finished off the last drops of champagne in the glasses. Little Blade ended up hammered.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Hope you strained out the cigarette butts and ashes first.

Posted by: Hardcore Rummy at September 25, 2026 01:41 PM (Fn+3X)

127 Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)

I have a very slight so slight as to be practically inconsequential crush on you

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:42 PM (F64i7)

128 “Illegal aliens are first-tier citizens, somehow. Actual US citizens are second-tier, at best.”
______

Third tier, at best.

Top Tier: Illegals

Second Tier: Legal foreigners

Third Tier: Citizens

Obviously, in that third tier are further sub-tiers based on gender, race, culture, sexuality, etc.

Straight white men are at the very bottom of all the tiers, barely even acknowledged at all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

129 116 Is everyone’s hair on fire this morning?

It's afternoon here and my hair is not on fire . Good thing. I just got it cut, so I'd go up even faster than if it hadn't been. Hope your day is going smoothly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 01:42 PM (Aqpmr)

130 Off-topic...

This is the weirdest timeline.

You'd think that RBG being dead and buried and worm-food at all would end the left obsession with her, but-

Nope.

I just saw that a roadshow is coming into Dallas titled:
"All Things Equal
The Life and Trials of Ruth Bader Ginsberg"

Written by Rupert Holmes!!!!
Isn't he the "If you like Pina Coladas" Song guy?
So-

If you like Ruth Bader Ginsberg
And commies trashing your laws
If you think the Constitution
Should be ripped to Cole Slaw
If you think the US nation
Should be all fake and gay
Then go buy a ticket
And hustle to this play!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 01:42 PM (YSUhf)

131 Helping foreign nationals attack your sovereignty isn't prosecutor's discretion.

It isn't even a crime.

It is text book treason

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

132 At least Trump removed Spanish from all federal documents.

Pushing immigrants to assimilate is crucial.
Posted by: Sponge

Absolutely, unfortunately many immigrants choose not to assimilate and instead proudly wave the flag and speak the language of the country they defend, that they consider their homeland, their people and it's not the USofA.

Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2026 01:44 PM (F3Dlr)

133 10% of US population mixed race.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (Gqar
___

When I was a kid in the 70s, I checked the 'Other' box on forms in CA.

As a teen in Hawai'i, I checked mixed.

Now, it's what I feel on any given day.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:44 PM (pdYbP)

134 It's afternoon here and my hair is not on fire . Good thing. I just got it cut, so I'd go up even faster than if it hadn't been. Hope your day is going smoothly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 01:42 PM (Aqpmr)

I picture you with a crewcut.

Posted by: guy who pictures her with a crewcut at September 25, 2026 01:45 PM (Iv+MR)

135
You know, all of this is academic until your bull gets gored.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

=================

Oh, even beyond with these lefty idiots. Do you think Kate Steinle's parents have been redpilled?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:45 PM (mmrXZ)

136 Mexico taking it's land back without firing a shot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)


It is not Mexico, it is the cartels. The Mexican state has trouble outbidding the cartels for the service of the police and military, and mostly just guarantees the Cartel's pensions at this point.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 25, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)

137 133 10% of US population mixed race.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:33 PM (Gqar
___

When I was a kid in the 70s, I checked the 'Other' box on forms in CA.

As a teen in Hawai'i, I checked mixed.

Now, it's what I feel on any given day.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:44 PM (pdYbP)

I like your style, SMH!!

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:45 PM (Gqar8)

138
Now, it's what I feel on any given day.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

===========

For me , it's always I declined to self identify.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:46 PM (mmrXZ)

139 I was in Iceland for a week and it was odd to see what a near-90% white population looks like. Not like any city in USA.

The only non-whites I saw were tourists. Mostly Chinese (they come in yuge tour groups), with some black people too.

The majority of tourists to Iceland are Americans and (surprisingly) Germans.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

140 With insanity now running through the "progressive" part of society with the speed of the Black Plague spreading through 14th-century Europe, it can be challenging to identify the stupidest developments on the Left on any given day. This must be in the top ten, though: a cat adoption center in NYC won't permit MAGA adoptions.

https://tinyurl.com/254xchx7
Posted by: Paco at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (2L+MU)

that's not even in the top thousand. Besides, how many MAGA can their be in a NYC adoption center?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 25, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)

141 When I was a kid in the 70s, I checked the 'Other' box on forms in CA. As a teen in Hawai'i, I checked mixed.

I'm positive I'm mixed. Every adult male in my family pretty much mixed with every woman they could. Every chance they got.

Although I look so white I'm clear ? I'm sure, if they ever ran a test, I'm a Baskin-Robbins of heredity.

I did get musical rhythm and some other artistic ability out of the deal. But no athleticism.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:47 PM (FqX0V)

142 Absolutely, unfortunately many immigrants choose not to assimilate and instead proudly wave the flag and speak the language of the country they defend, that they consider their homeland, their people and it's not the USofA.
Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2026 01:44 PM (F3Dlr)

A bigger issue is natives de-assimilating in college.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (uhVAy)

143 Obviously, in that third tier are further sub-tiers based on gender, race, culture, sexuality, etc.

Straight white men are at the very bottom of all the tiers, barely even acknowledged at all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

The biggest untold story of the last twenty years is the "systematic" discrimination against white men.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (BeyMP)

144 Is everyone’s hair on fire this morning?

Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 01:38 PM (W2Pud)
___

Nope.

I'm sitting on my porch watching the horses graze, enjoying the 70 degree weather, thanking the good Lord and meditating on Psalm 91:4:

"He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge; His truth shall be your shield and buckler."

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (pdYbP)

145 Look, I've been assured by the Left illegal immigrants committ crimes at MUCH lower rates than actual US citizens, so really, the DESERVE first class status and treatment. They've earned it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (FKi1y)

146 The biggest untold story of the last twenty years is the "systematic" discrimination against white men.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (BeyMP)


Twenty ? Affirmative Action started in the 60s. This quite literally started in the 60s.

Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:50 PM (FqX0V)

147 Nope.

I'm sitting on my porch watching the horses graze, enjoying the 70 degree weather, thanking the good Lord and meditating on Psalm 91:4:

"He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge; His truth shall be your shield and buckler."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (pdYbP)




Is Ex-Ex still working or did he retire?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

148 Is Ex-Ex still working or did he retire?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)
___

He's still working.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (pdYbP)

149 4 We need to elect someone named "Kier" so we can scream "Two-Tier Kier!" just like the Brits got to do. I'm jealous.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:58 PM (Av6i5)

As Rush used to say, we have the Just-us Department.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (wGerL)

150 The biggest untold story of the last twenty years is the "systematic" discrimination against white men.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (BeyMP)


at Justice.gov

Headline: Justice Department Finds UCSF Medical School Discriminates Based on Race in Admissions

Gen Pop reaction: Duh.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)

151 George Soros has been the single greatest destructive force on the United States. Yet common citizens are completely helpless to stop him. No one to give him the Luigi treatment.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (DbmIv)

152 Incidentally, what is the victimization hierarchy these days? Who sits at the top? (no multiple victimization application...one ping only Vasili)

I think it's fluid. The hierarchy changes with public events. For example, just last week it was Post Partum psychotic murderers.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (dIske)

153
He's still working.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (pdYbP)



Still self-employed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

154 SMH, are you settling in pretty well?

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:52 PM (Gqar8)

155 Being in the country illegally is a crime.

I realize that Democrats and weak ass Republicans are trying to make some kind of distinction. But the fact is if you commit a crime or not, you both are subject to deportation.

And Maria Salazar can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 25, 2026 01:52 PM (EWq0C)

156 I had a doctor that had a question about whether one had firearms in the household.

The choices were

Yes
No
Decline to Answer (Yes)

Not really but you KWIM.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:53 PM (F64i7)

157 These people need to be gotten under control.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2026 01:53 PM (YwEeS)

158 These people need to be gotten under control.

We agree !!!

Posted by: The UniParty at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (FqX0V)

159 I had a doctor that had a question about whether one had firearms in the household.

The choices were

Yes
No
Decline to Answer (Yes)

Not really but you KWIM.
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:53 PM (F64i7)



Write in answer: None of your f*cking business.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (ccf/V)

160 157 These people need to be gotten under control.
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2026 01:53 PM (YwEeS)

That’s SO RACIST!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (Gqar8)

161 My grandchildren are mixed race and dual citizenship US/Japan. They are being raised right, and future America will be lucky to have them. If we can keep them here.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (bX16E)

162 The biggest untold story of the last twenty years is the "systematic" discrimination against white men.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:49 PM (BeyMP)

---------------

Officially enacted for the Feral Government by a JFK EO in 1961 -- 65 years ago (i.e. for my entire lifetime).

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (XFjl9)

163 Still self-employed?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)
___

Pretty much.

We have a lot to be thankful for.

Yes tubal, we've settled in for the most part.

God is good, even amid all the insanity in this world.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:55 PM (pdYbP)

164 "I had a doctor that had a question about whether one had firearms in the household."

Naw, they are at the bottom of the lake.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 01:55 PM (MWfyi)

165 Twenty ? Affirmative Action started in the 60s. This quite literally started in the 60s.
Posted by: Salutations at September 25, 2026 01:50 PM (FqX0V)

Good point. Most bad things started in the 60s.



Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (BeyMP)

166 161 My grandchildren are mixed race and dual citizenship US/Japan. They are being raised right, and future America will be lucky to have them. If we can keep them here.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (bX16E)

--------------

I don't want anybody with divided loyalties.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (DbmIv)

167 As a sovereign citizen this doesn't seem fair to me that illegals are protected and I'm not from crimes I feel like committing. I'm spontaneous and it's fine. [I laugh at youtubes of sovereign citizens speeding] Laws are meant to be broken in upside down retard world.

If a guy with dreds and as dumb as a melon can teach at Cambridge anything goes, man.

En route up the canyon we saw the same dude, in the same place and postion in a camp chair behind his SUV that we saw a week ago. Meditating on a rocky mountain vs changing trees. We laughed. I want to be him for a day or join him. Just park, bring a chair, plop down and see what he says. Or if he notices me.

My husband said he's probably a serial killer. He is why I am still alive due to impulses like this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)

168 Write in answer: None of your f*cking business. there may be some in the room with us right now
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Suggested edit.

Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (FKi1y)

169 163 Still self-employed?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)
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Pretty much.

We have a lot to be thankful for.

Yes tubal, we've settled in for the most part.

God is good, even amid all the insanity in this world.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:55 PM (pdYbP)

So happy for you that you got out of Illinois.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (Gqar8)

170 159 I had a doctor that had a question about whether one had firearms in the household.

The choices were

Yes
No
Decline to Answer (Yes)

Not really but you KWIM.
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:53 PM (F64i7)


Write in answer: None of your f*cking business.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (ccf/V)
___________________

Questions like that (if they aren't multiple-choice shade in the dot)....you play dumb. Answer by presenting a question. "What do you consider a 'firearm'?"

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (dIske)

171 God is good, even amid all the insanity in this world.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 01:55 PM (pdYbP)



Amen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (ccf/V)

172 Write in answer: None of your f*cking business.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (ccf/V)

Which obviously means 'yes, a bunch.'

Anything other than 'no' means yes.

Same thing with women, actually... No means no, but before that, there's a lot of nuance.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (gLYp7)

173 I don't want anybody with divided loyalties.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

The Left is importing millions that don't have that issue!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (FKi1y)

174 In an inconstant world, we still have an unchanging God, a great comfort.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (Gqar8)

175 Nude gay tranny homosexuals

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

176 My husband said he's probably a serial killer. He is why I am still alive due to impulses like this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)

But deep down aren't we all serial killers?

What, no? So it's just me? Okay.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (F64i7)

177 Parisa Dehghani-Tafti, a good old stock American name if ever I heard one.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (3VDCT)

178 Every one of these vermin DAs need to be deprived of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 12:58 PM



You misspelled hunted through the streets with dogs.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM (4NO2D)

179 there may be some in the room with us right now
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Suggested edit.
Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at September 25, 2026 01:56 PM (FKi1y)



As long has he doesn't have the (in Tx) 30.06 sign posted, valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 01:58 PM (ccf/V)

180 Parisa Dehghani-Tafti, a good old stock American name if ever I heard one.
Posted by: The_Hoser at September 25, 2026 01:57 PM



Of the Greenwich Dehghani-Taftis.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 01:58 PM (4NO2D)

181 Being in the country illegally is a crime.

We need to think BIGGER.

Being in country is a crime. Everyone is illegal on stolen land. Everyone should be in prison.

Posted by: more idiot than savant at September 25, 2026 01:58 PM (B9XzN)

182 My grandchildren are mixed race and dual citizenship US/Japan. They are being raised right, and future America will be lucky to have them. If we can keep them here.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2026 01:54 PM (bX16E)


Ackshewallee, Japan doesn't allow dual citizenship.

You get a bit of a pass as a kid but when you reach 22 you must choose. In or out?


Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (YSUhf)

183 Posted by: guy who pictures her with a crewcut at September 25, 2026 01:45 PM (Iv+MR)

I'm not sure why, but nope. It's does get shorter as I get older so maybe if I live to 90 it will be. Don't look like the leftist lawyer pictured yesterday though because 1. I generally have a pleasanter expression 2. Don't wear men's suits 3. Don't have oversized glasses and 4. Don't use the girl boss body posture

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (Aqpmr)

184 Actually I used to hang out with a dude in college who used to insist he was gonna be serial killer. I never thought much of it at the time but he had a serial killer type name and honestly looking back felt like he might not really have been bullshitting.

I always took it as the drug or whatever stuff people casually say at that age, but honestly there's a better than even chance he became one.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (F64i7)

185
Parisa Dehghani-Tafti, a good old stock American name if ever I heard one.
Posted by: The_Hoser

================

Apparently, she "testified" in hearings. If like to hear that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (mmrXZ)

186 151 George Soros has been the single greatest destructive force on the United States. Yet common citizens are completely helpless to stop him. No one to give him the Luigi treatment.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2026 01:51 PM (DbmIv)

Wouldn’t do much good at this point.
All of the Soros foundations, PACs, and slush funds disguised as charities pretty much run on autopilot these days.

Alex Soros has replaced him as the face of the operation.

And there are dozens of billionaires who have followed the Soros model.

The time to stop Soros would have been the early 2000s before he started doing real damage across the West, but few people knew who he was back then other than fellow speculators/finance types and the Democrats who were getting his money early - Hillary & Obama being the biggest names on the list.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:00 PM (6ydKt)

187 Being in country is a crime. Everyone is illegal on stolen land. Everyone should be in prison.
Posted by: more idiot than savant at September 25, 2026 01:58 PM

Not me! I am safe. But not very practical to let me try to make it on my own. Funny maybe. But not at all practical.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 02:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

188 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (NcvvS)

189 183 Posted by: guy who pictures her with a crewcut at September 25, 2026 01:45 PM (Iv+MR)

I'm not sure why, but nope. It's does get shorter as I get older so maybe if I live to 90 it will be. Don't look like the leftist lawyer pictured yesterday though because 1. I generally have a pleasanter expression 2. Don't wear men's suits 3. Don't have oversized glasses and 4. Don't use the girl boss body posture
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 01:59 PM (Aqpmr)

You didn't deny using birdhands though.

Posted by: guy who now knows she uses birdhands ... in sermons, even at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (vRWf2)

190 This only makes sense to me if I assume foreigners directly, or indirectly, already control the levers of power and don't want to export their own people.

Posted by: techsan at September 25, 2026 02:11 PM (uNveu)

191 And that leftist project starts in the schools. Nothing gets fixed until they get fixed.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 25, 2026 01:03 PM (gXGCk)
==
Covid helped get that started. Still miles to go.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 25, 2026 02:14 PM (7/DDO)

192 Posted by: guy who now knows she uses birdhands ... in sermons, even at September 25, 2026 02:01 PM (vRWf2)

I didn't even know what bird hands was until a week ago, so probably not, but good try. I' m not sure why bird hands is such a big deal anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 02:28 PM (Aqpmr)

193 Both the progs and the GOPe are running out of time
Either they fix this shit or we fix it for them, presumably including making sure these people get nowhere near the levers of power ever again.

Sick of watching friends and neighbors be victims of people who should either not be loose or not be in the US at all.

Posted by: heya at September 25, 2026 02:29 PM (MoxTA)

194 Canadian judge acquits naked Muslim man of strangling girl while shouting “Allah” because he was high on weed at the time

https://tinyurl.com/45teyukx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)

Sounds like the plot of a certain banned movie. The living room scene comes to mind.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 25, 2026 03:00 PM (hmYU4)

Cambridge University: We Have Cancelled Our Promised Investigation Into How Unqualified Fabulist Jason Arday Was Hired. Instead We Will Investigate How We Failed to "Support" Him and Other DEI Incompetents and Plagiarists.

Of course, perfect.

No notes.

Cambridge University has decided against investigating how and why the late professor Jason Arday was hired despite his lack of qualifications and will instead look into whether staff offered him sufficient support after he was accused of plagiarizing large sections of his published work and fabricating a series of personal achievements.

...

The day before Arday's death, Cambridge pledged to investigate "the circumstances around his appointment" in response to evidence that he plagiarized portions of his doctoral thesis and made highly dubious claims about his personal life. "That investigation must be thorough and transparent, and will be carried out independently by senior academics from within and beyond Cambridge," Vice-Chancellor Deborah Prentice wrote.

...


Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation, said recently that the probe is "not about the allegations made against Professor Arday or about his academic record" and will instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

Defund, de-certify, destroy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:02 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (RJBgA)

2 "That investigation must be thorough and transparent, and will be carried out independently by senior academics from within and beyond Cambridge,"

"we have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrong-doing."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (vJrRc)

3 If I had a Cambridge degree, I'd be upset my alma mater has devalued it so badly.

Posted by: Gaff at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (EqzMw)

4 In other words, they started their investigation, realized that literally EVERY ONE of their other DEI hires they were looking at was also a serial liar, and pulled the plug in terror.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (setIA)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

6 Before its over Arday will have an endowed chair named after him. And a square in London.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (rJ48h)

7 Feewings.......nothing more than......feewings.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:06 PM (ccf/V)

8 "That investigation must be thorough and transparent, and will be carried out independently by senior academics from within and beyond Cambridge,"

Oh, I have no doubt ithat what they're doing will be transparent.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2026 12:06 PM (wj4wL)

9 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:06 PM (ccf/V)

10 Predictable.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2026 12:06 PM (YwEeS)

11 In other words, they started their investigation, realized that literally EVERY ONE of their other DEI hires they were looking at was also a serial liar, and pulled the plug in terror.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (setIA)



This is SOOOO likely the case.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (ccf/V)

12 "We fucked up -- we trusted ourselves."

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (Av6i5)

13 No, Ace, they did investigate it.

*shifts carpet over a bit

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (38+mr)

14 Resume poison. I'd hire a con that spent the last 4 years locked up before I'd hire a recent Cambridge graduate.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (B+UWg)

15 Well F' that.. What a bunch of pantywaist sissies...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (+gK6I)

16 The day before Arday's death, Cambridge pledged to investigate "the circumstances around his appointment" in response to evidence that he plagiarized portions of his doctoral thesis and made highly dubious claims about his personal life. "That investigation must be thorough and transparent, and will be carried out independently by senior academics from within and beyond Cambridge," Vice-Chancellor Deborah Prentice wrote.

Then we figured out that such an investigation would make us look REALLLLLLY bad, so we're not going to do that anymore.

Posted by: Vice-Chancellor Deborah Prentice at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

17 How many pages of bullshit can Cambridge produce?

*how many trees are left in the UK?*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (2Cry5)

18 Just for the record, I had previously on my "never hire a graduate from" list: Harvard, Yale, and the other ivies, now Oxford and Cambridge are on the list as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2026 12:08 PM (0U5gm)

19 If Cambridge starts looking into Arday's hiring process, then they possibly leave themselves open to investigating *other* poorly qualified faculty, which then would snowball into something much, much more dangerous--loss of reputation as an elite university.

And that is what they cannot abide.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 12:08 PM (FZ29D)

20 England.


HA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:08 PM (ccf/V)

21 Willowed:

166 Hasan Piker went to a speaking engagement at Harvard where he took part in "From the river to the sea" chants.......

And after Harvard had to pay out millions for being antisemitic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:09 PM (ccf/V)

22 In fairness, no investigation into his hiring is needed. We already know exactly how and why he was hired: the exact same way every one of these DEI retarded incompetents are hired.

In this case, I use the word "retarded" in its medical sense. You can tell from the interviews of this guy, and his speeches, that he was not even close to playing with a full deck.

Cambridge was so pathologically desperate for DEI cred and virtue-signaling that they hired a suicidal, mentally-ill rando nobody with less qualifications than the bloke manning the fryer at the local fish-and-chips place.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

23 I'm sure they're trying to cover their asses because the family may/ will sue them....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:09 PM (+gK6I)

24 They must validate the dead guy and themselves. Reich wingers killed him with unkindness.

Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2026 12:09 PM (2Xqig)

25 It would have been incredibly naive to have expected Cambridge to take even the smallest measure of accountability.

Of course they doubled down.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:10 PM (BeyMP)

26 Cambridge just issued its investigations findings:

"Cambridge is to blame because we allowed Jason Arday to use ChaptGPT v. 4.2, when he should have been using CHatGPT v. 5.6, which is harder to detect."

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:10 PM (Av6i5)

27 Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation, said recently that the probe is "not about the allegations made against Professor Arday or about his academic record" and will instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

Day late and a dollar short for that, Mr Towelhead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:10 PM (RJBgA)

28 Cambridge was so pathologically desperate for DEI cred and virtue-signaling that they hired a suicidal, mentally-ill rando nobody with less qualifications than the bloke manning the fryer at the local fish-and-chips place.

To be fair, that guy's fish-and-chips were outstanding.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

29 Up is down, true is false, wrong is right.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 12:11 PM (7RAhE)

30 This is called diversion, not diversity. The investigation will exclusively look into something completely unrelated to what happened, but instead double down on the insane policy that led to this incident.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2026 12:11 PM (0U5gm)

31 Nazir Afzal. When there is lying to be done, a muslim is your huckleberry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 12:11 PM (dPOOv)

32 'Communism is great- it is just the implementation that has been wrong.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)

33 Any investigation by Cambridge of Cambridge would likely be something akin to a Robert Muller investigation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (ccf/V)

34 Afternoon Ace.
Cambridge realized the conclusion to the investigation would be "we really suck" . Can't have that , old sport

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (NGWpV)

35 28 Cambridge was so pathologically desperate for DEI cred and virtue-signaling that they hired a suicidal, mentally-ill rando nobody with less qualifications than the bloke manning the fryer at the local fish-and-chips place.

To be fair, that guy's fish-and-chips were outstanding.
Posted by: Archimedes


Well, when you fry them in Human Lard, how can you go wrong? Super-tasty.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (Av6i5)

36 If we demanded honesty and competence in higher education, where would it end?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (ndZc7)

37 He was suffering from post-plagiarism depression, inflicted upon him by the white supremacist system that failed him. His dishonesty, lies and fraud were cries for help - and he was turned away every time.

Posted by: Higher ed is a fraud at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

38 Similar to the Clancy juror, the academic that exposed Arday is getting the same treatment.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (38+mr)

39 The leftwing idealists failed Arday and should quit their jobs to pursue a multi-year period of self reflection.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (2ap+5)

40 This is just commie thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)

41 If they were to actually investigate what they promised, probably a third of their current staff would have to be made redundant. Which tells you all you need to know about the quality of education there.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2026 12:13 PM (0U5gm)

42 They failed Arday (and everyone else) when they promoted him far beyond his capabilities. DEI is not an academic achievement.

Well, I guess for now, academia and many other places, DEI counts above real accomplishment and achievement, but it needs to end now. The thrill leftists get over illegal aliens is just another example of their brains being controlled by the indoctrination of ? the globalists, or is it the Chinese?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2026 12:13 PM (vbXSk)

43 To be fair, that guy's fish-and-chips were outstanding.
Posted by: Archimedes

Well, when you fry them in Human Lard, how can you go wrong? Super-tasty.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (Av6i5)
----
*looks at nic*

Of course you would say that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 12:13 PM (FZ29D)

44 Nazir Afzal. When there is lying to be done, a muslim is your huckleberry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 12:11 PM (dPOOv)



Taqiyyah........


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

45 Claudine Gay is tanned, rested, and available to lead Cambridge into the 14th Century!

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (yotNw)

46 Arday was very shiny.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (A6RcJ)

47 Britain is lost.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

48 The leftwing idealists failed Arday and should quit their jobs to pursue a multi-year period of self reflection.

They are congenitally incapable of honest self-critiques. Their entire personhood is bound up in unearned self-regard, and anything that threatened it would be intolerable to the point of driving them literally crazy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

49 Well, when you fry them in Human Lard, how can you go wrong? Super-tasty.
Posted by: zombie

Not guilty!

Posted by: Sonny Hostin at September 25, 2026 12:15 PM (RJBgA)

50 Up is down, true is false, wrong is right.
Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 12:11 PM (7RAhE)

Orwell wrote some books about that.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:15 PM (BeyMP)

51 Claudine Gay is tanned, rested, and available to lead Cambridge into the 14th Century!

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (yotNw)



I thought she was back teaching at Harvard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

52 Speaking of universities... Stephen Crowder finally got an ivy league professor to agree to debate him! Dude is at Harvard. Tickets were free, and it will be livestreamed on Rumble on Monday.

As Crowder has said, the point of "Change my Mind" was not to shame students, but to ultimately shame the faculty at the schools he went to. They are often participating in a hivemind that demonizes actual debate and discourse. And as Stephen has said, if you're afraid to debate me, and I'm a moron comedian, then academia is REALLY cooked.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 12:16 PM (Toos7)

53 Son, black, retarded and mendacious are no way to...well, shit.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 25, 2026 12:16 PM (TbWk/)

54 after he was accused of plagiarizing large sections of his published work
Actually it should read "found to have" instead of 'accused'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2026 12:17 PM (NnhvP)

55 >> Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation

Nazis Afzal… now there’s a classic English name. It just exudes old Cambridge!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2026 12:17 PM (I/6jQ)

56 "we have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrong-doing."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (vJrRc)


We have discovered that an error was made by a very junior employee in our Cincinnati office. We have added some additional training and pledge to increase our hiring of the unqualified by 50% to help them overcome the hurdles which have been placed in their path by racists who demand that people in positions of authority know what they're doing. -- Shaniqu'a Jones, Head of Cambridge HR

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)

57 Claudine Gay is tanned, rested, and available to lead Cambridge into the 14th Century!
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (yotNw)

That waste of flesh couldn't lead lemmings off a cliff.

Posted by: Literal not metaphorical at September 25, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/)

58 55 >> Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation

Nazis Afzal… now there’s a classic English name. It just exudes old Cambridge!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2026 12:17 PM (I/6jQ)

Oh boy… I fat fingered just one letter of his name and the result is…. Appropriate?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (I/6jQ)

59 after he was accused of plagiarizing large sections of his published work
Actually it should read "found to have" instead of 'accused'.


IIRC, some of what he plagiarized was itself plagiarized by previous authors. The entire racial grievance industry is a closed loop of bulls*** with endless recycling of the same hackneyed "ideas".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

60 If I had a Cambridge degree, I'd be upset my alma mater has devalued it so badly.
Posted by: Gaff at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (EqzMw)


Chances are, if you had a Cambridge degree, you would agree with what they're doing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (ExV1e)

61 >>>That investigation must be thorough and transparent


Yeah, transparently fake and gay.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (SwyyQ)

62 I thought she was back teaching at Harvard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cance

Harvard is in Cambridge, BTW.
Birds of a feather, etc. etc.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (38+mr)

63 "Positioning for success"

Posted by: Piperpaul at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (NPFyt)

64 Over 2,000 males have taken medals from females across the country in women's sports.


But it's not happening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

65
Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation, said recently that the probe is "not about the allegations made against Professor Arday or about his academic record" and will instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

---------

He's dead, you putz.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 12:20 PM (azNOR)

66 we have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrong-doing."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (vJrRc)

Standard law enforcement protocol

We have discovered that an error was made by a very junior employee in our Cincinnati office. We have added some additional training and pledge to increase our hiring of the unqualified by 50% to help them overcome the hurdles which have been placed in their path by racists who demand that people in positions of authority know what they're doing. -- Shaniqu'a Jones, Head of Cambridge HR
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)

Ah yes the IRS Shuffle.

Posted by: Circle the wagons! at September 25, 2026 12:20 PM (TbWk/)

67 OT
But...
I this a thing?

Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence. Under Article 3, Section 7, Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)

68 Claudine Gay is tanned, rested, and available to lead Cambridge into the 14th Century!
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (yotNw)

That waste of flesh couldn't lead lemmings off a cliff.
Posted by: Literal not metaphorical at September 25, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/)

Sadly, the likes of her have led multitudes off the cliff.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (BeyMP)

69 Arday was so sure of his innocence he... Killed himself

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (+gK6I)

70 we have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrong-doing."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (vJrRc)

They’ve learned well from NFL. The NFL league office imposes a fine. The player or coach being fined then appeals… the appeal is heard and ruled on by… the NFL league office!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (I/6jQ)

71
OUT: Retarded
IN: Retarday

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

72 The wit and wisdom of Sunny Hostin.

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
Multimillionaire TV personality Sunny Hostin lashes out Judge Judy for telling ungrateful leftist who hate America to leave.
Hostin condemns the individual success of Americans because it doesn't benefit "the collective":

"I heard a lot about 'me.' 'I have a house.' 'I have been successful.' And not a lot about the collective. Because what is success if everyone else isn't successful? What is success if there's racism and if there's classism and people can't afford food and they can't educate their children and they're gutting the Department of Education."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

73 Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence. Under Article 3, Section 7, Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)

I first read that as "desiccated member" which, hey, if the leathery mummy-like skin fits...

Posted by: Formaldehyde is a miracle drug at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)

74 Cambridge UK was a cool town. Pubs everywhere. All kinds of shit to do.

Shame. I'll never go back.

Posted by: Sonny Hostin at September 25, 2026 12:23 PM (RJBgA)

75
Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence. Under Article 3, Section 7, Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)



I thought she was just at some committee hearing where she yelled at clouds?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

76 They're children. Take away their allowance. End Federally subsidized student loans. Yeah, I know it's England, but it's no different than the Harvard case for this purpose.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 25, 2026 12:23 PM (r7+Q7)

77 Whoops

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:23 PM (RJBgA)

78 If by debate, you mean one side calls the other "racists", I suppose so. The NYT never disappoints.

Cambridge Abandons Plans to Fully Investigate Its Hiring of Professor Jason Arday
The Professor had Catalyzed Debates Over Diversity Efforts in Higher Education


https://tinyurl.com/3p6z2r3j

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

79 In other words, they started their investigation, realized that literally EVERY ONE of their other DEI hires they were looking at was also a serial liar, and pulled the plug in terror.

100%. They probably didn't even start an investigation, they already know all of the DEI hires make Biden look like Einstein.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:24 PM (2ocoG)

80 "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

Stop infantilizing minorities.

Posted by: pookysgirl thinks adults should be treated like adults at September 25, 2026 12:24 PM (Wt5PA)

81 Has there been any official report on this imbecile's death? I can't find anything online.

I mean, it was an obvious suicide by an obviously mentally-ill snowflake, but the cops and investigators seem very loath to admit that.

They seem to want the cause of death to linger out there in vague darkness, as if they hope some idiots think he was murdered.

No, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

82 What is success if there's racism and if there's classism and people can't afford food and they can't educate their children and they're gutting the Department of Education."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)



Uh.....education in America is at it's lowest point in history. The Department of Education has FAILED MISERABLY.

It's time to give education back to the states.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:24 PM (ccf/V)

83 Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence. Under Article 3, Section 7, Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.
Posted by: Diogenes

Well, she clearly hasn't the vigor of Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:24 PM (ndZc7)

84 "I heard a lot about 'me.' 'I have a house.' 'I have been successful.' And not a lot about the collective. Because what is success if everyone else isn't successful? What is success if there's racism and if there's classism and people can't afford food and they can't educate their children and they're gutting the Department of Education."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

You first Sonny. Start sharing some of your millions...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:25 PM (+gK6I)

85 I heard a lot about 'me.' 'I have a house.' 'I have been successful.' And not a lot about the collective. Because what is success if everyone else isn't successful? What is success if there's racism and if there's classism and people can't afford food and they can't educate their children and they're gutting the Department of Education."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

Sink All Boats > Lift All Boats

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:25 PM (RJBgA)

86 Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence. Under Article 3, Section 7, Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)

I first read that as "desiccated member" which, hey, if the leathery mummy-like skin fits...
Posted by: Formaldehyde is a miracle drug at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)
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They should just go ahead and declare her a "discorporeal member."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 12:25 PM (FZ29D)

87 Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence.

Is "disassociated" the same thing as "disintegrated"? I could easily believe it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

88 >>I thought she was just at some committee hearing where she yelled at clouds?


"RECLAIMING MY TIME!"

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:25 PM (q7KFe)

89 Libs adore this performative "we failed him" shit. It never stops them doing a single thing to the next person. It doesn't alter their behavior one iota. All it does is scream "we're good people, right? Yeah, we're good people" and gives them pixels to print.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (F64i7)

90 They should just go ahead and declare her a "discorporeal member."

Heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

91 >>What is success if there's racism


Success.

With a side of humor.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (q7KFe)

92 "I heard a lot about 'me.' 'I have a house.' 'I have been successful.' And not a lot about the collective. Because what is success if everyone else isn't successful? What is success if there's racism and if there's classism and people can't afford food and they can't educate their children and they're gutting the Department of Education."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)
________

Fuck the collective

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

93 Under Article 3, Section 7

Might want to look that up...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (NnhvP)

94 It's like a homicide investigation into Spinal Tap's drummers who mysteriously explode.

The authorities say "best left unsolved".

Remember there's a fine line between stupid and clever.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at September 25, 2026 12:27 PM (O9Kmp)

95 >>Fuck the collective


It would be more poetic if we Gang Rape the Collective.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:27 PM (q7KFe)

96 I maintain that Maxine Waters and Mitch McConnell spent the last couple of months out hiking the Appalachian Trail together.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

97 I maintain that Maxine Waters and Mitch McConnell spent the last couple of months out hiking the Appalachian Trail together.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)



It IS the Ruth Bader Ginsberg method......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (ccf/V)

98 Fuck the collective
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

Wait a minute there

Posted by: The Borg at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

99 It would be more poetic if we Gang Rape the Collective.
Posted by: garrett

They don't bathe much.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (RJBgA)

100 I remember the "we failed Amy Winehouse" articles, after gleefully helping destroy her.

It's also often a whitewash dressed up as an admission. The key is always the same. The less truth the better.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (F64i7)

101 4 In other words, they started their investigation, realized that literally EVERY ONE of their other DEI hires they were looking at was also a serial liar, and pulled the plug in terror.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (setIA)


Without even examining their faculty, I am confident that entire *departments* would have been purged wholesale. The task was too large for small-minded men.

Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (ke3zm)

102 Fuck the collective


It would be more poetic if we Gang Rape the Collective.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:27 PM (q7KFe)
__________

"Like, not in a gay way, but in a manly Viking way?"

-- Gay Maine Nazi

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

103 >>"Like, not in a gay way, but in a manly Viking way?"


Exactly.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:29 PM (q7KFe)

104 The destruction of higher education, and the entire hierarchy of education is deliberate. Marxist, communist and leftist professors knew exactly what they were doing. In normal times, education is an important pillar of society. Its goal was mainly to get to universal, undeniable truths reach through rigorous and honest debate. But in the end that debate defeats the professorial parade of horribles I mentioned above.

They simply cannot have truth, because the truths reached through educational debate and experience destroys everything they peddle and believe in.

People are about to find that out should they decide to put Democrats back in charge. The UK is tha canary in the coal mine.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 12:29 PM (IvEot)

105 "Like, not in a gay way, but in a manly Viking way?"

-- Gay Maine Nazi


Boy, that guy has really been memory-holed, hasn't he. It's almost as if the left wants to forget he ever existed. Almost.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

106 I see now! Clear as mud.

They wanted to protect the DEI hire who did not teach the class he was assigned and instead had rambling, stoned raciss rants.

This is similar to me reading the headline that the Canadian PM "is prepared for a USA invasion." Ok!

We all live in pretend retard world!

Going up in the mountains to see the fall colors and rejoice that my dude only needs PT for his strong muscles. The MRI was apparently "over read" the King of Ortho said!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 12:30 PM (hzuYO)

107 Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.
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Why do I have doubts this will happen?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:30 PM (pdYbP)

108 Boy, that guy has really been memory-holed, hasn't he. It's almost as if the left wants to forget he ever existed. Almost.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

Now they have the second cousin humper

Posted by: The Borg at September 25, 2026 12:30 PM (+gK6I)

109
88 >>I thought she was just at some committee hearing where she yelled at clouds?


"RECLAIMING MY TIME!"
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:25 PM

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The House hasn't voted to expel her yet. Maxine is in the bowl, but they haven't pulled the chain.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 12:31 PM (azNOR)

110 "Fuck the collective"

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 12:31 PM (JrHfD)

111 This is similar to me reading the headline that the Canadian PM "is prepared for a USA invasion." Ok!

We all live in pretend retard world!


I loved the response of the admiral when some idiot reporter at a press conference wouldn't let go of the notion that the US was going to invade Canada, and he wanted to know whether we had a war plan for same.

The admiral asked him if he also wanted to see the war plan for the invasion of Mars.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

112 "Well, she clearly hasn't the vigor of Mitch McConnell."

So Mitch is not dead (unless they rolled out a fake), but we still don't know if he is "brain dead" or not.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (vbXSk)

113 I'm, in a weird way, a little bit impressed by Arday offing himself.

Most preposterous figures like him would have just brazen through and keep on with the con.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (BeyMP)

114 You know every liberal was elated with this guy killed himself. It was sort of the "checkmate" move. I guarantee you this was the conartist's last thought that he was he was going to "own" his critics somehow doing this.

Posted by: Leupold at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (gCAfZ)

115 The House hasn't voted to expel her yet. Maxine is in the bowl, but they haven't pulled the chain.

So nothing has changed? She spent her entire career in the bowl.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

116 Going up in the mountains to see the fall colors and rejoice that my dude only needs PT for his strong muscles. The MRI was apparently "over read" the King of Ortho said!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 12:30 PM (hzuYO)
___

Prayers up for your better half's recovery.

The trees here in the Ozarks are just beginning to turn, nothing spectacular until next month though.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (pdYbP)

117 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 12:30 PM (hzuYO)

I'm glad your husband only has to have PT and enjoy the Fall colors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (JrHfD)

118 Arday was so sure of his innocence he... Killed himself
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:22 PM (+gK6I)

And we still have not been told the means that he used to off himself. Fucker is dead; his "privacy" is meaningless now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 12:33 PM (dPOOv)

119 So Mitch is not dead (unless they rolled out a fake), but we still don't know if he is "brain dead" or not.

The videos you see of him sitting blankly in a car seat or wheel chair are unnervingly reminiscent of Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

120 I just discovered this picture from February's New York State Democratic Committee’s 2026 State Convention. It has been added to my collection of greatest hits. https://tinyurl.com/5bnesv5h

100% legit, 100% on brand, and 150% should be in Republican ads nationwide.

I had to ask Grok where it was from, which it helpfully provided, along with this description: The photo shows a speaker (appearing to be a young adult in a maroon dress, light blazer, tights, and heels) at a microphone on the convention stage...The image has circulated online (including critical posts noting the speaker’s appearance) in connection with Democratic events around that period.

Weird...doesn't really explain WHY discussion was "critical" of the appearance...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 12:34 PM (t19vo)

121 I remember the "we failed Amy Winehouse" articles, after gleefully helping destroy her.

It's also often a whitewash dressed up as an admission. The key is always the same. The less truth the better.
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:28 PM (F64i7)
___________

Winehouse was a trainwreck headed for an OD or suicide from the get. But in fairness, her demise was heavily aided by her nigh-evil scumbag father who was leeching off her mercilessly.

And basically everyone else besides a few friends she had since childhood.

There's video of her towards the end where she is so emaciated, so frail, so drugged and strung out, and so obviously with one foot in the grave, that anyone with half a brain or half a heart would be like "girl, you are dying, take a chill."

But instead, the father and everyone leeching off her pushed her out into another tour.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

122 "Fuck the collective"

I would prefer not to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 12:31 PM (JrHfD)
---
This gal gets it!

Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener at September 25, 2026 12:35 PM (FZ29D)

123 Maxine Waters has been officially declared a "disassociated member" of the House after 45 days of absence. Under Article 3, Section 7, Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.
Posted by: Diogenes


The term "disassociated member" is not a legal or constitutional status for members of the U.S. House of Representatives; it is a term typically defined in business entities (like LLCs) to describe a member who has ceased to be part of the company due to events like death, bankruptcy, or transfer of interest. Claims that Representative Maxine Waters was declared a "disassociated member" after 45 days of absence are false and refer to a non-existent rule.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

124 @libsoftiktok 1m
"BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 to ALLOW the Trump administration to use federal voter identification database to verify citizenship.

All illegal voters need to be REMOVED from the voter rolls.

The 3 liberal justices dissented, of course..."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2026 12:35 PM (vbXSk)

125 The House hasn't voted to expel her yet. Maxine is in the bowl, but they haven't pulled the chain.

So nothing has changed? She spent her entire career in the bowl.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

I read bowl as bowel

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2026 12:35 PM (I/6jQ)

126 >>> Speaker Mike Johnson can now call for her removal by simple majority vote.

As can Ilhan Omar for lying about marrying her brother, and Mitch MConnell for being an ex-turtle that has ceased to be there mentally. But I doubt they will dare the optics of expelling a black woman from politics before the midterms.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (Toos7)

127 It is so nice not having to turn the A/C on.

It's 70 and all the windows are open.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (pdYbP)

128 official report on this imbecile's death?

-
Extreme Hakeem says justice for Nolan Wells has been delayed but won't be denied.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

129 The term "disassociated member" is not a legal or constitutional status for members of the U.S. House of Representatives; it is a term typically defined in business entities (like LLCs) to describe a member who has ceased to be part of the company due to events like death, bankruptcy, or transfer of interest.

Understandable. Death would certainly cause a cessation of participation in the company.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

130 Sadly, when public figures make truly asinine statements, in this case "Vice-Chancellor Deborah Prentice", I've gotten into the habit of looking them up online to see what they look like.

Yep - she could be the picture-book icon for "Karens: A Complete Guide."

Posted by: NeighSayer at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (bufu1)

131 124 @libsoftiktok 1m
"BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 to ALLOW the Trump administration to use federal voter identification database to verify citizenship.

All illegal voters need to be REMOVED from the voter rolls.


A bit late isn't it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (+gK6I)

132 The House hasn't voted to expel her yet.

They're not going to vote to expel her. It would require a 2/3 vote, which won't happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

133 >>The 3 liberal justices dissented, of course..."


"It just don't make no damned sense!"
- Ketanji Brown Jackson

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (q7KFe)

134 But I doubt they will dare the optics of expelling a black woman from politics before the midterms.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (Toos7)
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*eyeroll*

The GOP, what do they do again?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (pdYbP)

135 Arday story has somewhat of ‘How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying’ character, but none of Morse’s charm.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (7RAhE)

136 I'm, in a weird way, a little bit impressed by Arday offing himself.

Most preposterous figures like him would have just brazen through and keep on with the con.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (BeyMP)

Maybe he went out like David Carradine? A jerk accident?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (dPOOv)

137 Since we've passed 100- it's time from me for something completely different: Voice over of Golden Retrievers in water playing with a ball:

https://tinyurl.com/43uw486c

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (JrHfD)

138 Extreme Hakeem says justice for Nolan Wells has been delayed but won't be denied.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

So another George Floyd who was also not murdered...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (+gK6I)

139
120 I just discovered this picture from February's New York State Democratic Committee’s 2026 State Convention. It has been added to my collection of greatest hits. https://tinyurl.com/5bnesv5h

100% legit, 100% on brand, and 150% should be in Republican ads nationwide.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 25, 2026 12:34 PM

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Nice bulge.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (VWtfl)

140
"It just don't make no damned sense!"
- Ketanji Brown Jackson
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (q7KFe)



"on the evening in question, per se Your Honor......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (ccf/V)

141
When did all the POCs become wee, timorous beasties composed of the finest china and most delicate crystals,

so that they must only be handled with soft mink gloves while sung childhood nursery rhymes in quiet whispering voices?

So tiresome.

Did Cambo U discover that all of their professors had lied and/or totally unqualified for the positions they hold?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (YSUhf)

142 But I doubt they will dare the optics of expelling a black woman from politics before the midterms.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (Toos7)
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*eyeroll*

The GOP, what do they do again?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


You only say that because you can't imagine what it's like to be a black woman in America.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

143 Nazir Afzal. When there is lying to be done, a muslim is your huckleberry.

From a good traditional John Bull English family, no doubt.

Please, Milei, just take the Falklands now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (guGkK)

144 And we still have not been told the means that he used to off himself. Fucker is dead; his "privacy" is meaningless now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 12:33 PM (dPOOv)

If there was a real press we'd know such things.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (BeyMP)

145 Disregard my note @67.
My screw up.

Anyone got the key to the barrel?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

146 When did all the POCs become wee, timorous beasties composed of the finest china and most delicate crystals,
___

Not all of us.

Some of us are made of much sterner stuff.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (pdYbP)

147 instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

Current status: dead by suicide. Case closed.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (WBi0X)

148 So Mitch is not dead (unless they rolled out a fake), but we still don't know if he is "brain dead" or not.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (vbXSk)


He is on video casting a vote in committee, and then changing that vote when informed that he spoke incorrectly, so he's clearly not brain dead. He's not competent but the Constitution has no provision for removal on that basis.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

149 Posted by: NeighSayer at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (bufu1)

I guess it might be more fun if they looked like Sydney Sweeney, but no doubt there are male academics who look like whatever the male version of an AWFL is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 12:40 PM (JrHfD)

150 You only say that because you can't imagine what it's like to be a black woman in America.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)
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Yeah, I can't imagine that.

At. All.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:40 PM (pdYbP)

151 What Claudine Gay really needed was a softer couch.

*spit*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 12:40 PM (guGkK)

152 I'm, in a weird way, a little bit impressed by Arday offing himself.

Most preposterous figures like him would have just brazen through and keep on with the con.


Colin Kaepernick to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

153 Zombie Sir Isacc Newton weeps.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2026 12:41 PM (36x1j)

154 I'm, in a weird way, a little bit impressed by Arday offing himself.

Most preposterous figures like him would have just brazen through and keep on with the con.

Colin Kaepernick to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)


Step aside, white boy.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (guGkK)

155 OT: For those who look at the Shanghai skyline at night, and think it proves that China is the country of the future...

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=73418

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

156 I'm, in a weird way, a little bit impressed by Arday offing himself.

Most preposterous figures like him would have just brazen through and keep on with the con.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (BeyMP)


I assume that he was planning on faking it but, like everything else in his life, he didn't know what he was doing and accidentally succeeded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

157 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (gafOL)

158 124 @libsoftiktok 1m
"BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 to ALLOW the Trump administration to use federal voter identification database to verify citizenship.

All illegal voters need to be REMOVED from the voter rolls.


A bit late isn't it ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (+gK6I)
_________

Possibly not. The left was furiously trying to stop this, so they clearly fear it. This database verification doesn't seem to require any new infrastructure or states' cooperation like the much more ambitious USPS regs on mail-in ballots.

So, it could possibly be a factor in 2026. But even if not, a lot of what Trump is doing is aimed more at the much bigger prize in 2028.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

159 You ain't black, Fat!

Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Pantshitter at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (RJBgA)

160 146 When did all the POCs become wee, timorous beasties composed of the finest china and most delicate crystals,
___

Not all of us.

Some of us are made of much sterner stuff.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (pdYbP)


Yes.. We shouldn't be painting with such a broad brush.. Makes us like the Libs

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

161 "BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 to ALLOW the Trump administration to use federal voter identification database to verify citizenship.

________________

What was the argument against this and how hard will my eyes roll when I hear it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 12:43 PM (3yRR0)

162 Understandable. Death would certainly cause a cessation of participation in the company.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)
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I'll bet a Dem tech billionaire is working on hologrammatic technology so that Dems who die in Congress can be replaced by a hologrammatic duplicate.

Like in Red Dwarf.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 12:43 PM (FZ29D)

163 BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 to ALLOW the Trump administration to use federal voter identification database to verify citizenship.

Holy fuck! Did someone threaten Roberts and Barrett?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)

164 When did all the POCs become wee, timorous beasties composed of the finest china and most delicate crystals,
___

Not all of us.

Some of us are made of much sterner stuff.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (pdYbP)


Yes.. We shouldn't be painting with such a broad brush.. Makes us like the Libs


Yeah, but it's so nicely phrased...timorous beasties and delicate crystal?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

165 Incidentally, there's a protest march in DC today of Chinese expats in Winnie the Pooh costumes. Wonder if Xi will see it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

166 Hi, I have my head up my ass and am thinking about voting Democrat this year. I guess I'll decide after I watch some commercials and see what folks at work have to say.

Posted by: Dipshit McGee, Low Info Voter at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (Ovx+P)

167 Incidentally, there's a protest march in DC today of Chinese expats in Winnie the Pooh costumes. Wonder if Xi will see it.

The left: That's not funny!

Me: I disagree.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

168 Since we've passed 100- it's time from me for something completely different

You've obviously been emotionally scarred by CBD. There is no 100 comment rule on Ace threads.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

169 "on the evening in question, per se Your Honor......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (ccf/V)

On the morning of this morning...
- Bandit Heeler

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (gLYp7)

170 Yeah, but it's so nicely phrased...timorous beasties and delicate crystal?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

Yes it was a finely turned phrase

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (+gK6I)

171 When did all the POCs become wee, timorous beasties composed of the finest china and most delicate crystals,
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Not all of us.

Some of us are made of much sterner stuff.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (pdYbP)


Yes.. We shouldn't be painting with such a broad brush.. Makes us like the Libs

Yeah, but it's so nicely phrased...timorous beasties and delicate crystal?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)


And funny! Don't forget funny.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (YSUhf)

172 Incidentally, there's a protest march in DC today of Chinese expats in Winnie the Pooh costumes. Wonder if Xi will see it.
Posted by: Ian S

It could be Trump's best troll ever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (RJBgA)

173 I think my eyes rolled harder than James Dean:

U.S. District Court Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan had blocked the use of the tool, saying it violated Americans’ privacy rights and could result in voters being wrongly removed from the rolls.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 12:46 PM (3yRR0)

174 You only say that because you can't imagine what it's like to be a black woman in America.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)
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Yeah, I can't imagine that.

At. All.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:40 PM (pdYbP)

Lol SMH.

Black women have been, and continue to be, the most privileged segment in the US over the last twenty to thirty years.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:46 PM (BeyMP)

175 Yes it was a finely turned phrase
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:45 PM (+gK6I)
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Yes it was.

Just doesn't describe me, lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:46 PM (pdYbP)

176 In Soviet America the collective fuck you .

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (F64i7)

177 147 instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."
Current status: dead by suicide. Case closed.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

The Dead Collect no Benefits and are a benefit in disguise - SOYLENT GREEN was set in the year: 2022, RoboCop/Operation Tehran 2028
Why is AMERICA so roboPHOBIC?


Make a Deal with cTHIEL?

For few remaining disbelievers: cTHIEL
From BATBOY to NOSFERATU in 6 seconds
https://x.com/PFFeeley/status/2103506331760013440
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-atLongLongLAST


LET'S GO BRANDON! MAKE IT RAIN!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (fPdOG)

178 Maxine Waters was in the House last week. She was screaming over Scott Bessent " I reclaim my time , I reclaim my time"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (NGWpV)

179 36 If we demanded honesty and competence in higher education, where would it end?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:12 PM (ndZc7)


It would end with 80%+ of existing universities closing, a large contingent of unemployable "studies" professors, a complete dismissal of degrees in underwater-basket-weaving, a young adult population who would be employable, hundreds of billions of dollars of savings in Federal outlays, the defanging of teachers' unions, a resurgence of education (as opposed to minority chair-warming) at all levels of pre-college schooling.

Those are just off the top of my head. But we'll never make such demands, and even if we do we will never stay focused long enough for any of that to happen.

So, "Where will it end"? In an implosion and complete collapse. That's the only way this kind of thing can end.

Posted by: NeighSayer at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (bufu1)

180 So, all the folks that were supposed to vette Arday are DEI incompetent idiots too. All the good old white guys got dumped overboard years ago.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (36x1j)

181 The replies in this thread to some guy saying Trump introducing Xi to Biden's autopen portrait is the most un-American thing ever.

https://tinyurl.com/2pxhknu9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:48 PM (ndZc7)

182 Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

The father was a scumbag. She bears responsibility too.

But the media and their fake recriminations make me sick. They relish in lifting people up and tearing them down.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:48 PM (F64i7)

183 I've heard that Maxine and Mark Sanford were hiking buddies.

Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2026 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)

184 Said it at the beginning.

Arday is the emperor has no clothes gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 12:48 PM (XpMAI)

185
"It just don't make no damned sense!"
- Ketanji Brown Jackson
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2026 12:37 PM (q7KFe)

Dat maff ain't maffin!

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet, head-a-bobbling at September 25, 2026 12:49 PM (TbWk/)

186 The Democrats and Jonah Goldberg (but I repeat myself) are pearl-clutching over Trump and Xi laughing at the picture of the autopen in the Hall of Presidents. Sorry, nope, that's a fantastic troll.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)

187 Black women have been, and continue to be, the most privileged segment in the US over the last twenty to thirty years.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:46 PM (BeyMP)
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No doubt about it.

And yet, these ghetto-fabulous she-devils do nothing but bitch and moan about how EEEEEEVIL the white man is (while married to said white men) while stealing anything not nailed down.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:49 PM (pdYbP)

188 Some of us are made of much sterner stuff.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:39 PM (pdYbP)

Emphasis on much

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:49 PM (F64i7)

189 Look, Fat, I'm an extinguished member of the UPenn faculty! Call me Professor Biden! My wife's a Doktor!

Posted by: Mortarboard For Brains Joe! at September 25, 2026 12:50 PM (Fn+3X)

190 Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation, said recently that the probe is "not about the allegations made against Professor Arday or about his academic record" and will instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."
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Normalize lying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 12:50 PM (RIvkX)

191 The Democrats and Jonah Goldberg (but I repeat myself) are pearl-clutching over Trump and Xi laughing at the picture of the autopen in the Hall of Presidents. Sorry, nope, that's a fantastic troll.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)
====

Good times! (sniff)

Posted by: Commander Autopen at September 25, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

192 >>The replies in this thread to some guy saying Trump introducing Xi to Biden's autopen portrait is the most un-American thing ever.

Odd. I thought the entire Biden family including the Big Guy being in business with the CCP was the most un-American thing ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (viF8m)

193 In Soviet America the collective fuck you .
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (F64i7)
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The collective can, and will likely, try.

It's not bulletproof.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (pdYbP)

194 Arday is a symptom of a widespread problem in our institutions of higher knowledge.

Not so much "higher knowledge" unless we're talking about weed. Then they're probably right on target.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (2Cry5)

195 "Nazir Afzal"

I used all my Scrabble letters!

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (MWfyi)

196 And you thought I was dead?
Funny.

Posted by: Woke at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (SS6mv)

197 Yes.. We shouldn't be painting with such a broad brush.. Makes us like the Libs

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

There is no bigger insult in our house. I can call my wife a rotten cunt in earnest and she'll laugh but let me say she sounds like a lib....

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (F64i7)

198 "Nazir Afzal"

I used all my Scrabble letters!

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (MWfyi)

You know who else used all his scrabble letters?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (XpMAI)

199 There is no bigger insult in our house. I can call my wife a rotten cunt in earnest and she'll laugh but let me say she sounds like a lib....
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (F64i7)
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Being called a dumbass is usually not very complimentary, so I can see why she'd be upset over that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (pdYbP)

200 instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

--

Probably should've thought about that before giving him a job he was literally not qualified for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

201 Cambridge Asylum and Learing Center

Posted by: Confinement, Not Treatment at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (Ovx+P)

202 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (pdYbP)

Eventually they may but they can and will never get in my head , they will never possess or own me - and that is the one thing above even death that they absolutely cannot stand.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:54 PM (F64i7)

203 instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

--

Probably should've thought about that before giving him a job he was literally not qualified for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

The left sucks at high stakes charades.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 12:54 PM (XpMAI)

204 He couldn't have killed himself. A white person murdered him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 12:54 PM (Cqx++)

205 Cambridge should be nuked from orbit, to be sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 12:55 PM (RIvkX)

206 There is no bigger insult in our house. I can call my wife a rotten cunt in earnest and she'll laugh but let me say she sounds like a lib....
Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:51 PM (F64i7)

Are you British or from Australia? Americans historically tend to treat the word "cunt" as if it's blaspheming the Holy Ghost but it's just a commonly used crude insult across the pond.

Posted by: Always found that interesting at September 25, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)

207 Sorry, when I see Cambridge mentioned, I think home-grown Soviet spies spying for Stalin.

Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

208 Probably should've thought about that before giving him a job he was literally not qualified for.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)


He was perfectly qualified for the job he received. I doubt the job required anything solid like the ability to do research, or even spell.

he did look inspirational, though.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 25, 2026 12:55 PM (rbvCR)

209 He couldn't have killed himself. A white person murdered him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 12:54 PM (Cqx++)

They killed him with they words.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (XpMAI)

210 204 He couldn't have killed himself. A white person murdered him.
____

He didn't even have an i.d.!

Posted by: White Saviors United at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (Ovx+P)

211 Maxine Waters was in the House last week. She was screaming over Scott Bessent " that's nacho cheese!"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (QD2TL)

212 Old Man Time: "To the 21st-century inheritors of Cambridge, I grant thee respect, gravitas, and honor beyond that bestowed on any university in the world; as the oldest learning institution on planet Earth, you have a great responsibility to cherish and grow the reputation you have earned for nearly 1,000 years."

Cambridge: "Screee! Fuck you Old Man TIme and your White Privilege! Free Gaza! Topple traditions! Equity equity equity! Meritocracy is a Zionist plot! Screee!"

Old Man Time: "Screw it. I'll be out back smoking a doobie."

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (Av6i5)

213 There is no bigger insult in our house. I can call my wife a rotten cunt in earnest and she'll laugh but let me say she sounds like a lib....

--

Reminds me of an instance several weeks back when we were holding our primaries for Senate. A guy walked in to sign in with the poll worker right next to me. She asked if he "wanted a Democrat ballot or...." He stopped her mid-sentence and say, "young lady, don't ever call me that." He was teasing...yet he wasn't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (qBdHI)

214 "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

I mean, none of those things are relevant now, unless they think they're gonna reanimate him.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

215 After our investigation, we've upgraded our rating from 'super awesome' to 'super duper awesome.'

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (4HoLg)

216 He couldn't have killed himself. A white person murdered him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 12:54 PM (Cqx++)

Check his star sign, that will give us the truth.

Posted by: Forensic astrology at September 25, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

217 Eventually they may but they can and will never get in my head , they will never possess or own me - and that is the one thing above even death that they absolutely cannot stand.
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Amen.

And why those who refuse to stray near the plantation, much less return to it, are hated with the heat of a billion suns going supernova.

That their heads haven't yet exploded en masse surprises me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:57 PM (pdYbP)

218 (while married to said white men) while stealing anything not nailed down.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:49 PM (pdYbP)

We do get the benefit that some of the most beautiful women seem to come from that mix.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:57 PM (BeyMP)

219 Nude

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 12:57 PM (2ap+5)

220 And you thought they were wasting their time!

US military using Xbox controllers to shoot down drones like “a Spartan laser in Halo”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 12:58 PM (ndZc7)

221 The left sucks at high stakes charades.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2026 12:54 PM (XpMAI)

The Left: Ok um three words?

(points to nose)

The Left: Ok got it three words. Um... Action??

(points to nose)

The Left: Whoo hoo, three words, first word... Go???

(points to nose)

The Left: Yes!!!! Waiiiiiit a minute........

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 12:59 PM (F64i7)

222 I mean, none of those things are relevant now, unless they think they're gonna reanimate him.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at September 25, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

223 Are you British or from Australia? Americans historically tend to treat the word "cunt" as if it's blaspheming the Holy Ghost but it's just a commonly used crude insult across the pond.

Posted by: Always found that interesting at September 25, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)

She's British but they have a sense of humor about not just that but other stuff. But again let me tell her she sounds like a leftard and she will throw hands

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 01:00 PM (F64i7)

224
Between this and Converse apologizing for their music video ad, we've missed another opportunity to destroy these racist grifters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:05 PM (mmrXZ)

225
In this case, I use the word "retarded" in its medical sense. You can tell from the interviews of this guy, and his speeches, that he was not even close to playing with a full deck.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

Being There

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 25, 2026 01:09 PM (mmrXZ)

226 I guarantee you this was the conartist's last thought that he was he was going to "own" his critics somehow doing this.
Posted by: Leupold


That's one of the many problems with suicide, in addition to the mess it leaves for other people to clean up, is it never hurts the people you want it to hurt

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 01:12 PM (vJrRc)

227 Being called a dumbass is usually not very complimentary, so I can see why she'd be upset over that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 25, 2026 12:53 PM (pdYbP)

Pookette, in high dudgeon last night, called me an idiot twice. She apologized the first time but the second time said, "Well, what should I call you?"

My mother would have smacked me into next week, and I'd be grateful for it, because that would allow me to time-travel past the point that my father heard about it.

Posted by: pookysgirl keeps hammering the Fifth Commandment at September 25, 2026 01:16 PM (Wt5PA)

228 We know why they let him in. He was a dancing bear for their amusement. They don't want a real minority intellectual in there with them, they want a clown show.

And that's what they got.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 25, 2026 01:37 PM (uhVAy)

229 Former prosecutor Nazir Afzal, who is tasked with leading the new investigation, said recently that the probe is "not about the allegations made against Professor Arday or about his academic record" and will instead focus on "his welfare, his care, his well-being."

Day late and a dollar short for that, Mr Towelhead.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:10 PM (RJBgA)

Well by putting him out there as your spokesman to be exposed as the fraud you intentionally hired him to be, he felt the need to kill himself. So much for your concern for the man's well being.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 25, 2026 01:40 PM (uhVAy)

230 So, "Where will it end"? In an implosion and complete collapse. That's the only way this kind of thing can end.
Posted by: NeighSayer at September 25, 2026 12:47 PM (bufu1)

You can't fix a tree that is rotted to the core and only is standing due to a thin shell of bark. You can only clear the debris and grow new trees.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 25, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)

THE MORNING RANT: The Awful Precedent of the Clancy Trial’s Juror-Harassment

A terrifying precedent was set in the Lindsay Clancy trial, as Boston media outlets engaged in a multi-prong hit job on the lone juror who refused to acquit Mrs. Clancy for the murder of her children.

Going forward, any juror who remains true to his conscience and doesn’t submit to the mob knows that the media may dox him. Every negative event in his life could be exposed, and the media has now shown that it will provide identifying information to activists who wish to harass or harm a “wrongthink” juror.

The media has normalized putting jurors themselves on trial if they don’t issue the “correct” verdict.

Can you imaging being a juror in a trial involving a drug cartel? With the Clancy precedent, any juror who convicts a cartel member can have his life and address exposed for convicting a “migrant dreamer” who got a little sideways with the law.

Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy started an editorial with these chilling words: “Now that the holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy case is getting the negative attention he deserves…”

”…the negative attention he deserves…” spoken about a juror by a mainstream media outlet is a terrifying thing to read. These are the words you’d expect from a foot soldier for the likes of Mao or Stalin.

Meanwhile, Ryan Kath of “NBC 10” in Boston decided to dig up and publicize criminal “allegations” against the juror, even though there was not an actual criminal record. Mr. Kath also reported on family gossip regarding the juror, and Kath even found it newsworthy that the targeted juror was late in making rent payments. This is juror intimidation, and the message is clear about the punishment that awaits future jurors who won’t betray their conscience to reach the media’s preferred verdict.

“Domestic violence allegations raise questions about holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy trial” [NBC Boston – 9/11/2026]

The NBC10 Boston Investigators are uncovering new details about the lone holdout juror from the Lindsay Clancy murder trial. Court documents and interviews with family members reveal a history of domestic violence allegations. We discovered a pending eviction case tied to months of not paying rent.

Suffice it to say, NBC 10 Boston did not investigate any criminal allegations or financial delinquency of the jurors who voted “correctly.” Message received. The privacy and anonymity of the jury room has been invaded by the hostile media.

As a young man several decades back, I was on a jury in which we found the defendant guilty of aggravated manslaughter. He and his partner were shoplifting goods for a fencing ring, and when a security guard pursued them into the parking lot and tried to block their panel van from getting away, the defendant (who was driving) ran the security guard over, killing him. (The other shoplifter pleaded out to a lesser charge.) Knowing that the defendant who I sent to jail was part of a larger criminal ring, I was a little concerned for my safety if my name were to be released. The judge assured us jurors that our anonymity would be protected, and the media back in the day respected it. That is clearly not the case any longer.

Jury duty is a necessary act of citizenship – one that too many good people try to avoid. But if honorable people who don’t want the worst day of their lives exposed by the media are made to fear serving on a jury, fair trials will be a thing of the past.

While it is against the law in most states to threaten, intimidate or harass jurors, it is generally not specifically illegal to disclose their names. Therefore, it is effectively legal for the media to dox jurors so that their political allies can inflict street punishment. The next time a Daniel Penny or Kyle Rittenhouse is railroaded into a murder trial, we can expect the full force of the national media to intimidate any juror who won’t convict.

This has to stop. Jurors must not fear retribution for being the target of media opprobrium. Red states need to codify that it is illegal for the media to reveal jurors names and personal information, and if we ever get a Republican Congress that is capable of actually passing laws, it too should pass legislation on a national basis to protect jurors from media doxxing.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:01 AM (RJBgA)

2 I every time I see that picture of Clancy, my blood runs cold.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

3
She has dead eyes ... a doll's eyes.

She'd do it all over again with nary a twinge to her conscience.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 11:03 AM (trSL4)

4
Perhaps it is time to run background investigations into the lives of broadcast urinalists.

I'm sure that they all are free of domestic abuse, public drunkeness, solicitations for sex and other social and criinal transgressions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 11:05 AM (trSL4)

5 During the big Mafia trials in Sicily a few decades ago, the prosecutors were protected like heads of state. They still got two of them, though.

https://tinyurl.com/34dbh4xk

The only solution to this problem is to identify the malefactors, and publicly destroy them.

No, I am not being hyperbolic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)

7 Those are neuroleptic eyes.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 11:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

8 Again, these people need to be corrected in the only language they seem to understand.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 11:08 AM (g8Ew8)

9 Those are neuroleptic eyes.

Posted by: Piper


Indeed. And yes, I had to look up neuroleptic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

10 I'm sorry, but if this dude doesn't use the money in his GSG fund to hire a lawyer and sue the F*CK out of these assholes, I'll lose respect for him.

That money will get him MILLIONS in return for those belligerent assholes trying to ruin his life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

11 Going forward, any juror who remains true to his conscience and doesn’t submit to the mob knows that the media may dox him. Every negative event in his life could be exposed, and the media has now shown that it will provide identifying information to activists who wish to harass or harm a “wrongthink” juror.


Come at me bro. My front door sits 75 yards off the dirt road. After one foot inside the gate, you are no longer a trespasser. You are now a target.

Help for you is 30 to 45 minutes away at Code 3 by a sheriff's deputy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 11:08 AM (MRO4A)

12 Thx Buck.
The juror's who voted not guilty engaged in "right think" . Propaganda ministries don't investigate them. They're trying their darndest to denounce the holdout, like good apparatchiks are supposed to do

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 11:09 AM (NGWpV)

13 "Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy"

Oh look, another middle aged AWFL with either zero understanding of second order effects and/or blatant disregard for the law or others' rights because of her psycho cat lady feels

Regardless, judges and lawyers are every bit at fault as a group for allowing this shit in the first place. Been dealing with a nutball criminal lately and it is just mind blowing how many of these legal professionals devote their entire lives to making a buck or scoring political points ruining shit for everyone else.

Posted by: heya at September 25, 2026 11:09 AM (MoxTA)

14 Those are neuroleptic eyes.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 11:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

Isn't that a song?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 11:10 AM (g8Ew8)

15 During the big Mafia trials in Sicily a few decades ago, the prosecutors were protected like heads of state. They still got two of them, though.

https://tinyurl.com/34dbh4xk

The only solution to this problem is to identify the malefactors, and publicly destroy them.

No, I am not being hyperbolic.
Posted by: Archimedes


No. You quietly end them AND their entire bloodline. You will only have to do it once.

Everyone else will get the message.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 11:10 AM (MRO4A)

16 "Help for you is 30 to 45 minutes away at Code 3 by a sheriff's deputy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 11:08 AM (MRO4A)"

My recent experiences have been 60 to 90 minutes. And that is when they actually want to get there and there has been gunfire.

Posted by: heya at September 25, 2026 11:11 AM (MoxTA)

17 D-LAMP was a prophet without honor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 25, 2026 11:11 AM (qRla/)

18 The Juror of Shame. Nah, no bias there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:11 AM (RJBgA)

19 14 Those are neuroleptic eyes.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 11:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

Isn't that a song?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 11:10 AM (g8Ew

In this day and age, it might be.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 11:12 AM (ZdaMQ)

20 Remember OPSEC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:13 AM (RJBgA)

21 I don't think leftists realize the inevitable conclusion of their embrace of murder without consequences and demonizing men who stand up to them. But they will if they keep it up.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:13 AM (viF8m)

22
The Juror of Shame. Nah, no bias there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Is that picture for real ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 11:15 AM (Cqx++)

23 As stupid as university administrators are, even they seem to have gotten the message that people HATE them, and that universities are no longer seen as a value proposition, and that that is not a recipe for long term viability. DEI is now a rounding error, at least insofar as they are being honest.

https://x.com/sfmcguire79/status/2103289311919521895

One wonders just how imbecilic the press is when they haven't yet grasped these same fundamental facts. Here is a perfect example of when they could stop being such colossal d***bags, and maybe earn just a wee bit of good will, but NO!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

24
18 The Juror of Shame. Nah, no bias there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:11 AM

--------

Just to confirm -- is that chyron real? Did the TV station actually put that up?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 11:15 AM (VWtfl)

25 While it is against the law in most states to threaten, intimidate or harass jurors, it is generally not specifically illegal to disclose their names. Therefore, it is effectively legal for the media to dox jurors so that their political allies can inflict street punishment.

This is the goal. They have DAs that don't want to pursue charges against the "wrong" type of criminals. They have judges that are more than happy to comply with this. The only thing left is the jurors, and if they can control them, they control the entire process, and even using voir dire to eliminate the most "troubling" juror prospects is not good enough for them; they need to control 100% of the process.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 11:16 AM (l3cgK)

26 I can't wait until I never have to hear another word about this bukkakefest ever again.

With the exception of Juror Number Hero, I hope all these skanks, scabs, attention whores, lunatics, pimps, parasites, and methodists get flushed down the porta-a-potty drain while Gay Maine Nazi jerks off a load of green semen on their heads.

Enough with these loathsome toads.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

27 Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy

I think I've spotted the problem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:17 AM (sIUuR)

28 Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy

I think I've spotted the problem.


What am I missing?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)

29 What am I missing?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)



Female.

Opinion columnist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (ccf/V)

30 Just to confirm -- is that chyron real? Did the TV station actually put that up?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Legit question. I assumed it was real. You know what happens when you assume.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (RJBgA)

31 What am I missing?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:18 AM


You have to be from here. She's a loathsome attention whore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (sIUuR)

32 Sorry for the confusion. That picture is fake. I’m mocking the media and their de facto doxxing of the holdout juror.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (enk6C)

33 Nothing is sacred to those jackals except their access to the White House.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (aJQbY)

34 Perhaps it is time to run background investigations into the lives of broadcast urinalists.

I'm sure that they all are free of domestic abuse, public drunkeness, solicitations for sex and other social and criinal transgressions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 11:05 AM (trSL4)

If bad things were to happen to these scummy media people, it would be entirely justified. Boston needs a Committee of Vigilance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (dPOOv)

35 Just to confirm -- is that chyron real? Did the TV station actually put that up?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Legit question. I assumed it was real. You know what happens when you assume.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

What say you Buck?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:20 AM (RJBgA)

36 27 Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy

I think I've spotted the problem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:17 AM (sIUuR)

From Boston Herald website:
Wendy is adjunct professor of sexual violence law at New England Law|Boston where she has taught for fifteen years. An impact litigator whose work in state and federal courts around the country has changed the law to improve protections for women's and children's constitutional rights, she developed and directs several projects in conjunction with the school's Center for Law and Social Responsibility.

I read that as abortion and tranification of children...
And any organization that has "Social Responsibility" in it's name isn't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 11:20 AM (l3cgK)

37 I don't think leftists realize the inevitable conclusion of their embrace of murder without consequences and demonizing men who stand up to them. But they will if they keep it up.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:13 AM (viF8m)

They have concluded, correctly to this point, that violence works for them.

Listen to Andy Ngo on this.

The long awaited right-wing response continues to be awaited.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (BeyMP)

38 ActBlue reportedly raised over $12m in one month for Talarico.

I'm betting the entire sum came from that douchebag billionaire in China.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (ccf/V)

39
What say you Buck?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:20 AM (RJBgA)



He said. #32

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (ccf/V)

40 I think the bigger "awful precedent" was the mistrial, the behavior of the jury, the defense attorney, and the incompetent prosecution.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (2Cry5)

41 hey have concluded, correctly to this point, that violence works for them.

Listen to Andy Ngo on this.

The long awaited right-wing response continues to be awaited.


Slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

42 You have to be from here. She's a loathsome attention whore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:19 AM (sIUuR)

For some reason, Bill O'Reilly had her on his Fox News show quite a bit as a guest. Probably just wanted to bone her.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2026 11:22 AM (J4Dwc)

43
The long awaited right-wing response continues to be awaited.
Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (BeyMP)



We will NEVER respond appropriately because we know full well the courts are stacked heavily against us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:22 AM (ccf/V)

44 Sorry for the confusion. That picture is fake. I’m mocking the media and their de facto doxxing of the holdout juror.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

The sad thing is that we thought it could be real, like a Babylon Bee headline.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)

45
Sorry for the confusion. That picture is fake. I’m mocking the media and their de facto doxxing of the holdout juror.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton


It's hard to tell in these times when the Babylon Bee is more believeable than actual reality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 11:23 AM (Cqx++)

46
So the picture at the top is fake. The reason people didn't find that obvious is the Left has done things that outrageous for real.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2026 11:23 AM (VWtfl)

47 Once again, democrats don't like it when a black man gets uppity.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 11:23 AM (svLOV)

48 This her? She looks delightful. Very Hillaryesque.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2cp6vh

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

49
The judge is a squish.

So yeah, everybody involved in the case wanted the same thing and to "Just move on" except one man.

I suspect they thought they could spring her from mental health incarceration after a few years and a "she's all better" proclamation.

Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2026 11:24 AM (Y8DZL)

50 They have concluded, correctly to this point, that violence works for them.

Listen to Andy Ngo on this.

The long awaited right-wing response continues to be awaited.
Posted by: LTG

At American Thiinker, there is a great video about courage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:24 AM (RJBgA)

51 Sorry for the confusion. That picture is fake. I’m mocking the media and their de facto doxxing of the holdout juror.

Poe's Law in action.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

52
This her? She looks delightful. Very Hillaryesque.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2cp6vh
Posted by: Archimedes


I've seen her on TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 11:25 AM (Cqx++)

53 He said. #32
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (ccf/V)



Then Buck should take down the false chyron. The evil is there, but we should not be giving them any reason to claim our reports are false.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:26 AM (dPOOv)

54 Can we get some background on this Ryan Kath fellow? It's rumored he's a pedophile. There must be some background we can review to make a determination. I bet he denies it.

Posted by: DanMan at September 25, 2026 11:26 AM (8uzBS)

55 https://tinyurl.com/mr2cp6vh
Posted by: Archimedes

Yikes!

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:26 AM (77rzZ)

56 We might be concerned about our debauched legal system, but rest assured - it is going to get much worse.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:29 AM (2ap+5)

57 This has to stop.
=========================
More than that, this behavior must be prosecuted and punished. And Massachusetts has a statute for exactly this purpose.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 11:29 AM (0N43G)

58
Then Buck should take down the false chyron. The evil is there, but we should not be giving them any reason to claim our reports are false.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:26 AM (dPOOv)



A comment below the image would suffice, I would think.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:29 AM (ccf/V)

59 The media has normalized putting jurors themselves on trial if they don’t issue the “correct” verdict.

This is prep work for when the show trials start for Trump supporters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

60 Never travel to Mass Hole.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2026 11:30 AM (KGj36)

61 Wendy is adjunct professor of sexual violence law at New England Law|Boston where she has taught for fifteen years. An impact litigator..
____

Impact litigator? She hits people?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 11:30 AM (ij5V5)

62
iT's AlL rIgHt WhEn We dO iT!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 11:31 AM (eRlcH)

63 Been seeing a lot of tow away vehicles.in the neighborhood loaded with fairly new.cars and pick ups.
Either there are a lot of newer cars with motor issues, or repo's are up again.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 25, 2026 11:31 AM (sl73Y)

64 Impact litigator? She hits people?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

She sent that Tunguska fellow up the river.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

65 It's a 20 year picture . She probably doesn't look better now, but I suppose she's going for the "tough broad " image. I doubt many men in journalism have smiling portraits either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 11:32 AM (JrHfD)

66 Yikes!
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:26 AM (77rzZ)

=======

Her eyes are nice

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:33 AM (2ap+5)

67 Is it a bad sign that I'm already sick to death of getting political texts?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 11:33 AM (ExV1e)

68 https://tinyurl.com/mr2cp6vh
Posted by: Archimedes

Yikes!
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:26 AM (77rzZ)
_______

This skank's pose in the cliched, trying-too-hard, fake girlboss stare-stance is all you need to know about her

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

69 If Mr Ryan Kath and his assignment editor should find themselves shot, I would not convict the shooter if on the jury.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 25, 2026 11:35 AM (sl73Y)

70 Either there are a lot of newer cars with motor issues, or repo's are up again.
Posted by: From about That Time
------

Not too long ago, I would have pedantically commented, 'You mean 'engine issues', but these days 'motor' is probably a good shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:35 AM (XeU6L)

71 >>They have concluded, correctly to this point, that violence works for them.

Things work until they don't. Trump would've been content to build hotels and play golf if the left hadn't lost their collective minds. Then they went after him, his family and friends and tried throw him in prison and then murder him.

And they got more Trump. Angry Trump. Most of us have jobs, families, lives and it's gonna take a bunch for us to throw that away but at some point if things get crazy enough we will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:37 AM (viF8m)

72 The picture is gone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 11:37 AM (Cqx++)

73 iT's AlL rIgHt WhEn We dO iT!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 11:31 AM (eRlcH)

Ideally, no, but after hearing for the last thirty years that "one of these days the left is going to go too far," the threats from the right ring hollow.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 11:37 AM (BeyMP)

74 Well media, try this crap on me or on a member of my family and let's see how that works out for you. In your ignorance you have no idea who you are screwing with.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 11:37 AM (2WIwB)

75 THIS is the reason why you don't eat vegetables.

Outbreak Investigation of Salmonella: Sprouts (September 2026) FDA

SEVERITY: 32 people sick (10 new) and 3 hospitalized across 6 states (2 new) to date. The true number of sick people may be higher than reported. Broccoli sprouts grown by Evergreen Fresh Sprouts are linked. Recalled broccoli sprouts tested positive for the outbreak strain. Affected products were sold through food co-ops, restaurants, foodservice customers, and grocery stores in 3 states (and likely more). This outbreak is separate from the recent alfalfa sprout outbreak. Do not eat, serve, or sell recalled products. Investigation is ongoing.
Case Counts
Total Illnesses: 32
Hospitalizations: 3
Deaths: 0
Last Illness Onset: September 3, 2026
States with Cases: ID, MN, MT, OR, UT, WA
Product Distribution*: ID, MT, WA
*Distribution has been confirmed for states listed, but product could have been distributed further, reaching additional states.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 11:38 AM (MRO4A)

76 I removed the header photo. Sadly, I thought it was obvious parody, since it was a TV reporter standing in front of the “Juror of Shame” house. But as the Babylon Bee keeps finding out, it is not possible to parody the media/left, since they really are that crazy.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 25, 2026 11:38 AM (enk6C)

77 RICO begging to be prosecuted. All these assholes coordinated all of this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:38 AM (RJBgA)

78 If a prospective juror says they don't want to serve because they don't want to risk being doxed and harassed by violent ssri-gobbling leftwing lunatics they should be excused from duty.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:39 AM (2ap+5)

79 "Vote how we demand, or we'll use our other agencies to destroy you."
- The Left

We can't both survive the coming engagement.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 11:39 AM (gLYp7)

80 It's a 20 year picture . She probably doesn't look better now, but I suppose she's going for the "tough broad " image. I doubt many men in journalism have smiling portraits either.


I know what you're saying, but if it's so over the top, you see it and think "you're trying too hard, so what are you hiding".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

81 Impact litigator? She hits people?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 11:30 AM


Translation: Lawyers who can't get what they want through the legislative process who then go judge shopping to get through litigation what they can't through legislation.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:39 AM (sIUuR)

82
She'll hang you by a strap
She got Neuroleptic eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until your skin is blue
She's got Neuroleptic eyes

Posted by: Kim Carnes, probably at September 25, 2026 11:39 AM (MDua2)

83 Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy

I think I've spotted the problem.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:17 AM (sIUuR)

Filthy micks!

Posted by: Drunk potato-eating cabbage-crammers at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (TbWk/)

84 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)

85 Standing up to the left is going to require standing up to the judiciary as well. You can't get retribution and then expect the judiciary as it's constituted today, to met out anything remotely like justice for you.

It that's holding the right in check, then it needs to be rectified... like yesterday. BAMN

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)

86 84 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)


Her eyes changed color

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:41 AM (2ap+5)

87 Wendy thinks raising the "presumption of innocence" makes yo look guilty. And she's a law professor. You wonder why the left uses lawfare? It's all they know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 11:41 AM (NGWpV)

88 But as the Babylon Bee keeps finding out, it is not possible to parody the media/left, since they really are that crazy.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 25, 2026 11:38 AM (enk6C)

Thanks for taking it down, Buck. We are better than them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (dPOOv)

89 Her eyes changed color
Posted by: Oglebay
----
Also, Bird Hands

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (XeU6L)

90 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)



GOODGODALMIGHTY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

91 86 84 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)

Her eyes changed color
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:41 AM (2ap+5)

She's a skinwalker. Or a synthetic.

Posted by: Uncanny valley vibes at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (TbWk/)

92 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints? Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church. I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren? But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers. Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? Why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (2ap+5)

93 Also, Bird Hands

More like Rock, scissors, paper.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

94 What a fucking loon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:43 AM (RJBgA)

95 Also, Bird Hands

More like Rock, scissors, paper.


Lizard Spock is implied.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

96 >>> I don't think leftists realize the inevitable conclusion of their embrace of murder without consequences and demonizing men who stand up to them. But they will if they keep it up.

I rewatched Poirot last night, Murder at Sea. Poirot "tricks" the murderer, her husband, into confessing. Another woman who had a crush on the murderer, tells Poirot disapprovingly, it was a very dirty trick you played on him.

Poirot looks her dead in the eye and says in a chilling tone, "I do not approve of murder."

Poirot cares not for feelings, but facts. And the fact is there was a murder and there needs to be justice.

There, in a nutshell, lies the problem with the Clancy case. Those defending Clancy due to mental illness, and aggressively doxxing the juror, seem to approve of murder. And were upset the juror just could not get over the deaths of three kids in their rush to lionize Clancy.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:43 AM (Toos7)

97 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)

That's one tough-looking road apple.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:44 AM (dPOOv)

98 The question is: how do you prosecute people for this activity? Because prosecution is the least violent way of forcing it to end.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2026 11:44 AM (0U5gm)

99 She'd giggle as she locked the railcar door.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:45 AM (RJBgA)

100 ActBlue reportedly raised over $12m in one month for Talarico.

I'm betting the entire sum came from that douchebag billionaire in China.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:21 AM (ccf/V)
-----
That **FWOOSH** sound is $12m being flushed down a toilet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 11:45 AM (FZ29D)

101 Why is nobody talking about the allegations of Ryan Kath's using the n-word while engaging in satanic pedophilia cannibal rituals?

People have questions about the veracity of these allegations, as many people do.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 25, 2026 11:45 AM (4E7h5)

102 86 84 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)

Every man's nightmare about mother-in-laws.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 11:46 AM (g8Ew8)

103 Speaking of barely disguised totalitarians:

Obama has a plan to address the "information bubbles" Americans are in:

"We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."

No mystery who he would want to be in charge of making these "rules."


https://tinyurl.com/mv2mjrbd

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

104 The one guy that voted guilty on a jury for a self admitted child murderer will probably face more significant consequences then the murderer will

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)

105 Doxxing this poor fellow is another example of why the Left wants to abolish the Constitution. The Constitution does place day-to-day feelz as the supreme law of the land! Leftist judges do their best to make the Constitution and laws take a distant second-place to feelz when it suits their purposes. Yet being hypocrites, they use the Constitution (and the Bible) as weapons against political opponents.

If a new Leftist Constitution is ever enacted, feelz of the day will be the law. It will result in a form of totalitarian Sharia Law. 'Legal' lynchings and canings by roving Antifa street gangs, government seizure of property by whim, and you can imagine the rest. No wonder the Left is fascinated with Islam. It gives those in charge unlimited power over their subjects.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 11:46 AM (5rh/l)

106 >>Also, Bird Hands

Bird hands are one of those things, that once you are made aware of, you can't help but noticing.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 11:46 AM (BeyMP)

107 Wendy needs some negative attention in her life.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 11:46 AM (svLOV)

108 The question is: how do you prosecute people for this activity? Because prosecution is the least violent way of forcing it to end.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2026 11:44 AM (0U5gm)

I believe you are absolutely correct in your assessment.

I also believe the least violent way of forcing this to end will never, ever be an option. It will either BE ENDED or it will continue. There is no third option. You can't negotiate with a people who wish to kill you.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (gLYp7)

109 >>> If a prospective juror says they don't want to serve because they don't want to risk being doxed and harassed by violent ssri-gobbling leftwing lunatics they should be excused from duty.

One of the issues I had about the media obsessing whether the juror lied on his form or not (He must have lied, OMG!) is the Occam's Razor solution of, of COURSE he didn't lie on the jury form. Because he would have assumed that saying he'd been arrested (but not convicted of) a crime would legally get him off jury duty. What person actually WANTS to be on jury duty?? Any same person would happily check "yes" and hope they are removed during voir dire.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (Toos7)

110 Obama has a plan to address the "information bubbles" Americans are in:

"We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."


When I talk with Europeans I am always amazed at how much they do not know.

That's what Obama and co want here.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (sKqQm)

111 You know who else was an 'Impact Litigator'? Michael Avenatti

Posted by: Stormy at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (XeU6L)

112 knows that the media may dox him."

It's not the media. Clerks/records employees/etc.
They'll show your "private" records at the drop of a hat.
Right, Mr. Ryan?

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (NxrNM)

113 Meant to write, The Constitution does NOT place day-to-day feelz as the supreme law of the land!

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (5rh/l)

114 I find myself quoting my mother, who knew her Shakespeare, and deliberately misquoted.
First, we kill the judges.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (sl73Y)

115 They are tyrants enforcing group think.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 25, 2026 11:48 AM (Q/FnY)

116 Wendy, not a posed glam shot:
https://shorturl.at/axuux

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:40 AM (XeU6L)


GOODGODALMIGHTY!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)
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That's the face of a demon smiling with glee.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 11:48 AM (FZ29D)

117 >>This skank's pose in the cliched, trying-too-hard

Yeah, what's up with that?

~ Male attorneys in their bio photos with their furrowed brow "power stare, arms crossed and torso angled.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2026 11:48 AM (J4Dwc)

118 One of the issues I had about the media obsessing whether the juror lied on his form or not (He must have lied, OMG!) is the Occam's Razor solution of, of COURSE he didn't lie on the jury form. Because he would have assumed that saying he'd been arrested (but not convicted of) a crime would legally get him off jury duty. What person actually WANTS to be on jury duty?? Any same person would happily check "yes" and hope they are removed during voir dire.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (Toos7)


I remember Anne Coulter saying she would do anything to avoid ended up judged by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:49 AM (2ap+5)

119 We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."

That's funny. He might not like the new rules...

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 11:49 AM (NxrNM)

120 Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:42 AM (2ap+5)

Too long for a commercial, but it's a good start. And drop the old-timey "ye". And of course, add the tag line at the end - "I'll make...them pay!"

Posted by: Tim Misney Esq, I'll Make Them Pay at September 25, 2026 11:50 AM (ij5V5)

121
ActBlue reportedly raised over $12m in one month for Talarico.

I'm betting the entire sum came from that douchebag billionaire in China.
Posted by: Sponge


Evil Roy Slade?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 11:50 AM (Cqx++)

122 >>"We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."



Who's this "we," Kemosabe?

You are not reinstating what you and Biden did with government censorship via third party NGOs.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 11:50 AM (rOKnE)

123
That's one tough-looking road apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Look, I got some bad feed,okay? Not my fault.

Posted by: A horse at September 25, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)

124 The question is: how do you prosecute people for this activity? Because prosecution is the least violent way of forcing it to end.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at

Prosecution these days takes a lifetime, and most of us are already well into ours. Things are going to take some other than legal tearing down. It happens. Hope ie live to see it.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (sl73Y)

125 ----
That's the face of a demon smiling with glee.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 11:48 AM (FZ29D)



Poster child for why sometimes tigers eat their young.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (ccf/V)

126 75 THIS is the reason why you don't eat vegetables.

Outbreak Investigation of Salmonella: Sprouts (September 2026) FDA

I eat only COOKED vegetables...because of the anti-rejection meds making me very, very susceptible to getting sick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (l3cgK)

127 repo's are up again."

Supposedly up nearly 50 percent in recent years

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (NxrNM)

128 While it is against the law in most states to threaten, intimidate or harass jurors, it is generally not specifically illegal to disclose their names. Therefore, it is effectively legal for the media to dox jurors so that their political allies can inflict street punishment

Surely there is some way to turn this into incitement or conspiracy to threaten, intimidate, or harass, by suing the media outlets.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (vJrRc)

129 >>This skank's pose in the cliched, trying-too-hard

Yeah, what's up with that?

~ Male attorneys in their bio photos with their furrowed brow "power stare, arms crossed and torso angled.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2026 11:48 AM


Ah, yes, the ambulance chaser power pose. In live commercials it involves turning slowly to face the camera.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 11:52 AM (sIUuR)

130 If Clancy's mental illness is due to postpartum psychosis, and in the past always cleared up, then I'd assume a "not guilty by reason of insanity" verdict would get her to a mental facility where she would be swifty cleared to return back into public life. We have no guarantee she's be locked up for life, which she should be. Prisoners can receive mental health treatment in prison as well.

She should also possibly be court ordered to be sterilized, as having babies put her in a bad mental state each time, and there is a risk of her being a repeat offender should she get pregnant again. But as we know, the left only wants to sterilize teenagers questioning their gender, so...

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:52 AM (Toos7)

131 "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."

That's adorable. Go home to your wife and stay there.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 11:52 AM (svLOV)

132 We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."
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Presumably to be controlled by his National Police Force.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:52 AM (XeU6L)

133
I eat only COOKED vegetables...because of the anti-rejection meds making me very, very susceptible to getting sick.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (l3cgK)



Likely a good call.

The number of times The First Lady got an e-coli infection during and after her chemo treatments was eye-opening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:53 AM (ccf/V)

134 One of the issues I had about the media obsessing whether the juror lied on his form or not (He must have lied, OMG!) is the Occam's Razor solution of, of COURSE he didn't lie on the jury form. Because he would have assumed that saying he'd been arrested (but not convicted of) a crime would legally get him off jury duty. What person actually WANTS to be on jury duty?? Any same person would happily check "yes" and hope they are removed during voir dire.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (Toos7)


I love you, Tim! (In the most heterosexual way of course).

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)

135 That's the face of a demon smiling with glee.

Honestly that was my reaction when I opened the picture and I almost posted the same thing right before you posted this

And to be clear this isn't about ugly or old we all get old and some people are just physically ugly. What I mean with this woman is she looks like a character from say Smile or a similiar horror movie of a demon attempting to mimic a human smile.

I so have a theory that psychopaths sometimes look physically off to others like this woman here...which is what makes some people think there are lizard people or literal vampires running things. There aren't there are just people that don't have real emotions...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 11:53 AM (sKqQm)

136 "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."

You will be permitted to lavish praise on the approved people/ideas and condemnation on all others or you will be punished. -- Kommissar for Approved Dialog

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 11:54 AM (ExV1e)

137 117 >>This skank's pose in the cliched, trying-too-hard

Yeah, what's up with that?

~ Male attorneys in their bio photos with their furrowed brow "power stare, arms crossed and torso angled.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2026 11:48 AM (J4Dwc)

Though if you're in a law firm they have one photography studio they use and 2-3 standardized poses of which you may select one, unless they're just doing headshots.

Posted by: Ducklips usually not allowed at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (TbWk/)

138
And to be clear this isn't about ugly or old we all get old and some people are just physically ugly. What I mean with this woman is she looks like a character from say Smile or a similiar horror movie of a demon attempting to mimic a human smile.



*insert clip of Arnold Terminator attempting to smile here*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (ccf/V)

139 Supposedly up nearly 50 percent in recent years
Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (NxrNM)

I'm sure that part of this can be blamed on the fact that people are being pushed to buy or lease vehicles that are much too expensive for the payments to be supported by their income.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (dPOOv)

140 > "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."
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Didn't we already try this? The "institute of disinfo" or some such shit. Run by that wacky, singing nutjob, Nina Jankowicz?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (2Cry5)

141 We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."
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Presumably to be controlled by his National Police Force.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 11:52 AM (XeU6L)
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Controlling 95% of social media isn't good enough.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (FZ29D)

142 It would be real interesting to watch Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy come into work one day to find a large envelop on her desk with pictures of her doing routine things over the previous week, taken of course, without her knowing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (2WIwB)

143 And to be clear this isn't about ugly or old we all get old and some people are just physically ugly. What I mean with this woman is she looks like a character from say Smile or a similiar horror movie of a demon attempting to mimic a human smile.

I so have a theory that psychopaths sometimes look physically off to others like this woman here...which is what makes some people think there are lizard people or literal vampires running things. There aren't there are just people that don't have real emotions...



Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan Island in a brand-new Wendy suit. That sound like fun?"

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

144 "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."

BlueSky not working out for you, numbnuts?

Posted by: far cry at September 25, 2026 11:56 AM (wBRco)

145 "We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."


There's only one rule.

You don't tell me what I can or cannot say.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 11:57 AM (MRO4A)

146 Would like suggestions for good podcasts.

My main three now are Triggernometry, Winston Marshall and Dark Horse.

I'm sure there's some good ones I'm not aware of.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 11:57 AM (BeyMP)

147 I removed the header photo. Sadly, I thought it was obvious parody, since it was a TV reporter standing in front of the “Juror of Shame” house. But as the Babylon Bee keeps finding out, it is not possible to parody the media/left, since they really are that crazy.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 25, 2026 11:38 AM (enk6C)



I think a comment under the image (as Ace does) that says something along the lines of "It wouldn't shock you if this were an ACTUAL chyron, would it?" would suffice.

But that's me.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)

148 When people that behave like this are afraid to leave their house because of what they have done, then life will return to normal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2026 11:58 AM (0U5gm)

149 We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules.

Those rules will of course enable the left to shut down and silence any and all non-left ideas.

Posted by: Like college campuses at September 25, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)

150 She should also possibly be court ordered to be sterilized, as having babies put her in a bad mental state each time, and there is a risk of her being a repeat offender should she get pregnant again. But as we know, the left only wants to sterilize teenagers questioning their gender, so...
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:52 AM (Toos7)

I wonder if that part of the plumbing even works anymore? I think the spinal injury has rendered her incontinent, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:59 AM (dPOOv)

151
I'm sure that part of this can be blamed on the fact that people are being pushed to buy or lease vehicles that are much too expensive for the payments to be supported by their income.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (dPOOv)



Are you suggesting that net loss high risk loans are a bad thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 11:59 AM (ccf/V)

152 I so have a theory that psychopaths sometimes look physically off to others like this woman here...which is what makes some people think there are lizard people or literal vampires running things. There aren't there are just people that don't have real emotions...



Posted by: Archimedes at September 25,

I think you are right with people being able to just sense something isn’t right with this person. We are animals after all.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 11:59 AM (ZdaMQ)

153
I think you are right with people being able to just sense something isn’t right with this person. We are animals after all.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 11:59 AM (ZdaMQ)




"He's just an excitable boy....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

154 The press is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Biergood at September 25, 2026 12:00 PM (PwgSL)

155 The press is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Biergood at September 25, 2026 12:00 PM (PwgSL)




It really can't be said enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

156 One more thing. There is proof of communication between the defense attorney and that Turtleboy guy on youtube, the attorney was using him to consult in weird ways. And they were glazing each other and it was gross. And then the turtle guy ended up being one of the first to gleefully doxx the juror. Handoff of info from the lawyer to the youtuber?

Those two aren't stupid enough to have actual texts of the lawyer feeding him the juror's info, I'm sure. But if the Boston media actually cared, they would be giving the lawyer and the turtle guy as much or more scrutiny than they are giving the juror. Like, colonoscopy levels of scrutiny. Because that violates so many things essential to the justice system working, if true! A miffed defense attorney cannot feed juror info to the wolves of social media, then just wash his hands of it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 12:01 PM (Toos7)

157 Obama has a plan to address the "information bubbles" Americans are in:

"We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules."




Obama is an idiot. We have town squares, and we have a set of rules called the Constitution. Charlie Kirk proved it worked very well...until a lefty silenced him.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:01 PM (2WIwB)

158 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers. Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? Why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded?
Posted by: Oglebay


Not sure what your point is here.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 12:02 PM (vJrRc)

159 Apologies for the mix-up - just want to explain to those not lucky enough to live in northeast Ohio: Tim Misny is a personal injury lawyer but somehow he is the most beloved guy in Cleveland.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 12:02 PM (2ap+5)

160 He's just an excitable boy....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Now you've done it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:02 PM (RJBgA)

161
Now you've done it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:02 PM (RJBgA)



I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)

162 Supposedly up nearly 50 percent in recent years
Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 11:51 AM (NxrNM)

I'm sure that part of this can be blamed on the fact that people are being pushed to buy or lease vehicles that are much too expensive for the payments to be supported by their income.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 11:55 AM (dPOOv)
__________

Partly. I sold cars for many years. You'd be very surprised how many people jump into car payments they will never be able to afford, or can only afford if no other unforseen expenses ever happen.

And not just cars. Houses, apartments, mortgages, rents, even vacations.

I'm sure it's even worse now with the comically over-spending younger generations.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 25, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

163 Nood Ace

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (RJBgA)

164 We're going to have to create new town squares, where everybody is having a common dialogue with certain rules.

Thank God for Elon.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (38+mr)

165 Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 12:01 PM (Toos7)

I heard Turtleboy on a couple of podcasts.

Not a deep thinker.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:04 PM (BeyMP)

166 Hasan Piker went to a speaking engagement at Harvard where he took part in "From the river to the sea" chants.......

And after Harvard had to pay out millions for being antisemitic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

167 I'm sure the press would scream bloody murder if they weren't allowed to dox a juror whose vote they found objectionable.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 25, 2026 12:06 PM (oCS0o)

168 Obama is an idiot. We have town squares, and we have a set of rules called the Constitution. Charlie Kirk proved it worked very well...until a lefty silenced him.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 12:01 PM (2WIwB)

He's not an idiot, he's a Marxist and he's evil. He hates the constitution and free speech just like every good leftist. He American society remodeled as one big disinfo hotline, and the populace living in fear of retribution for stating non-leftist ideas. I guarantee you he was elated when Kirk was murdered and hoped it would further curb public conservative speech.

Posted by: He's evil AF at September 25, 2026 12:07 PM (TbWk/)

169 Not sure what your point is here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 12:02 PM (vJrRc)


Paul is telling the Corinthians that if you assholes can't work out your problems with yourselves, then you should prefer being defrauded by your brother before going to a pagan court.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 12:08 PM (2ap+5)

170 I remember Anne Coulter saying she would do anything to avoid ended up judged by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 11:49 AM (2ap+5)

She almost certainly stole that line from a comedian. I want to say George Carlin came up with it, but it could also have been Dave Barry.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 25, 2026 12:10 PM (oCS0o)

171 Buck, the defense lawyer's accusations and conduct have been despicable. The Judge should slap him down for all the damage he caused to the legal system

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 25, 2026 12:17 PM (mIwyd)

172 Not just media - doxxing by ANY parties, directly OR INDIRECTLY or found to have been of ASSISTANCE to release of Juror information, even INDIRECTLY.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at September 25, 2026 12:18 PM (V87Oy)

173 I am finding fewer and fewer places where women should be allowed to be a part of society.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 25, 2026 12:18 PM (7/DDO)

174 Hey, I just got notified I got jury duty. I live in Illinois so I'm loaded for bear.

The one exception is if it's a White defendant and a non-White victim -- if that's the case, I'm going tribal and will nullify.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 25, 2026 12:20 PM (qwx/I)

175 Because he would have assumed that saying he'd been arrested (but not convicted of) a crime would legally get him off jury duty. What person actually WANTS to be on jury duty?? Any same person would happily check "yes" and hope they are removed during voir dire.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 11:47 AM (Toos7)

Which means he was picked on purpose to get her off on reasons of insanity, but it backfired...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

176 Despite Constitutional Law and SCOTUS decisions to the contrary, many municipalities still demand that purchasing a firearm requires the buyer to state a reason.

Would "I served on a jury" suffice for that?

Posted by: NeighSayer at September 25, 2026 12:52 PM (bufu1)

177 Is anyone investigating and reporting the criminal history of Ryan Kath?

Posted by: MikeN at September 25, 2026 01:20 PM (vQXzZ)

178 This post is great, Buck! Thanks!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 01:22 PM (odBC9)

179 Boston Herald Opinion columnist Wendy Murphy started an editorial with these chilling words: “Now that the holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy case is getting the negative attention he deserves…”

How is this not actionable? By law or by fist.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)

180 has he already signed with an agent for a speaking tour?
GoFundMe?

Posted by: Aliss at September 25, 2026 02:46 PM (LN9Ll)

181 Maybe it's time we give THEM the "negative attention they deserve", IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at September 25, 2026 02:57 PM (PIHRy)

182 And all the Bar Associations crying about "Rule of Law" when Pres Trump criticizes public figure journalists are crickets.

Posted by: Zek at September 25, 2026 03:42 PM (hLGaS)

183 It wouldn’t have been an acquittal. It could have been a verdict of not guilty of murder in the first- degree by reason of insanity. There were two lesser included offenses she was charged with — second degree murder and manslaughter. She will never be “ acquitted” of anything unless she is found to have been insane. She’s obviously is insane. She will probably spend the rest of her life in an institution. You guys really are determined to keep yourselves stoked up on hate, right? This is no different than calling anyone who questions the war in Iran is an antisemite.

Posted by: Jumpininhere at September 25, 2026 03:43 PM (WPCjE)

184 183 It wouldn’t have been an acquittal. It could have been a verdict of not guilty of murder in the first- degree by reason of insanity. There were two lesser included offenses she was charged with — second degree murder and manslaughter. She will never be “ acquitted” of anything unless she is found to have been insane. She’s obviously is insane. She will probably spend the rest of her life in an institution. You guys really are determined to keep yourselves stoked up on hate, right? This is no different than calling anyone who questions the war in Iran is an antisemite.
Posted by:

You are really determined to fight extremely hard to defend the indefensible. The bitch needs prison. The death penalty is preferable but MA, like you, believes in coddling people.

Find the rock you crawled out from under and stay there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 25, 2026 04:42 PM (ezlON)

185 The right of trial by jury is that palladium of civil liberty and the only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen, per the TX Declaration of Independence from 1836.

They wrote this on March 2, 1836.

(No reports of them, after having written this document, smelling their own farts and telling each other how sweet they are.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 25, 2026 04:45 PM (ezlON)

186 Find the rock you crawled out from under and stay there.

You use hate as testosterone replacement, right?

Posted by: Jumpininhere at September 25, 2026 04:50 PM (DLZj8)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Reggianini Unwelcome.jpg

An Unwelcome Guest
Vittorio Reggianini

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

2 Bwock bwock

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (yEz+x)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 Breakfast and lunch will soon be served.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

5 Aww this is cute, the little girls face is adorable.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (ZdaMQ)

6 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

7 it ensmallens.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

8 Itsa dinner now!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (RJBgA)

9 The little girl's reaction is priceless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

10 Chicken in the bread pan, pecking out dough.

Posted by: Charlie Daniels at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)

11 Chicken in the corn
Corn can't grow

Posted by: Bushy One String at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (X9DBn)

12 The little girl is laughing! How fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (yEz+x)

13 Girl is loving it, woman - not so much.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

14 I feel like chicken tonight!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (Unxxm)

15 Charming

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

16 Just to clarify... the rooster is the unwelcome guest, right?

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)

17 Seems the little one could use a shower!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

18 chicken recipe on the wall.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

19 Chicken in the bread pan
Pickin out dough
Granny does your dog bite?
No child, no

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (MRO4A)

20 chicken recipe on the wall.
Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)



Scary's on the wall.......

Posted by: Alice in Chains at September 25, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

21 A chicken in every pot.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 09:33 AM (ibDUx)

22 Alternate title:

"First Phase of the American Invasion of Canada:
American Chickens Unleashed to Eat All Their Poutine!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:33 AM (YSUhf)

23 Rooster done pecked his last.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

24 Chicken doesn't know it now, but he'll be on the table again in about six hours, when the family sits down to eat..

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 09:34 AM (Ve/HL)

25 Dinner is now assured.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 09:34 AM (4NfdL)

26 tremendous. the girl is delighted, the woman just sort of perturbed, slightly. taking it in stride.
i can't help thinking how that little kid will end up having seen all the things ol' girl has already been through.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

27 I love the way the artist captures the little girl's laughter and joy even though her back is facing us.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

28 Mama chop!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

29 >> I love the way the artist captures the little girl's laughter and joy even though her back is facing us.


Yes!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:35 AM (rOKnE)

30 This one made me smile. Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (z6ONu)

31 They really need to worry about the pig in the broom closet.

Posted by: Roy at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (qwype)

32 Here she comes to snuff the rooster.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (ftFVW)

33 Alternate tile:

"The Moment When Goodie Slawson Realize That She Is Not a Witch and Has No Dark Power Over Chickens"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (YSUhf)

34 Pa is outback with the ax.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (RJBgA)

35 You know what they say - the early bird catches the vermicelli!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

36 Just to clarify... the rooster is the unwelcome guest, right?

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)


That confused me too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (k5CNB)

37 Rose DiLauro with grandchild, the early years.
Nice and simple. Would hang.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (NGWpV)

38 >>"The Moment When Goodie Slawson Realize That She Is Not a Witch and Has No Dark Power Over Chickens"


"What the cluck?!"
-- Goodie Slawson

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

39 Ahh, Morons never disappoint in the comments.

Posted by: MarktheMagnificent at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (YVYhz)

40 It's sad to see 'em go bad so young.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

41 The frying pan on the wall reminds me of the annual test at grandma's house. She had an iron skillet that she regularly cooked with. She could pick the thing up and scoop its contents around with ease -- at 80 years old. We'd line up like knights attempting to take the sword from the stone, to see if we could lift the pan without our wrists wilting under the weight. I was well into my teens before I could manage it with difficulty.

Grandma was good stock, as they say.

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

42 Here she comes to snuff the rooster.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Great tune that is way overplayed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (RJBgA)

43 Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 09:36 AM (NGWpV)


Thank you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (k5CNB)

44 You can almost hear the little girl laughing. Nice one to end the week CBD.

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

45 something smells fowl.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

46 The kid is dressed too nicely for the dump surroundings.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (XvL8K)

47 "Unwelcome guest" aka "The next meal"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 25, 2026 09:39 AM (cWLG3)

48 It's the lone highlight of the Art Thread week. Worth waiting for. Only problem is we see much more of the crone's face than the little girl.

Posted by: Four And A Half Stars at September 25, 2026 09:39 AM (Fn+3X)

49 Little girl is just laughing her ass off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)

50 Chicken dinner.... tomorrow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 09:40 AM (2Cry5)

51 46 this.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

52
The absence of a canine removes any aesthetic nature from this representation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)

53 I had a red and white stuffed chicken toy I carried around with me when I was very young. I named it “Pecky.”

It went everywhere with me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:40 AM (gYkRR)

54 The artist is from Modena, Italy, and the painting is in a private collection though it has show up on auction, per Grok.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 09:41 AM (ZdaMQ)

55 poiultry in motion.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

56 That chicken ain't chicken

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

57 52 they don't really have teef.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

58 Grandma was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 25, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

59 Always funny to see scenes like this -- from really not so long ago -- and realize how much we've complicated our lives with gadgets and all manner of schlocky shit from the Joanna Gaines section of Target. Where's the oldey-timey sign on the wall that says "EAT" or "KITCHEN" or "SPOON DRAWER" or "LEECHES"?

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)

60 53 we should go dig up conky.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

61 Dat boy is gonna be fricasseed!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

62 also 53 "fish fish fish fish fishy fish
and it went wherever i did gooo..."

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

63 Actor Vito Scotti had hundreds of credits and could do a lot of different accents, mostly all humorous. Would he have been as successful with a long monicker like Vittorio Reggianini?

Posted by: Bob Hope at September 25, 2026 09:43 AM (Fn+3X)

64 Nice painting.

Posted by: dantesed at September 25, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

65 Chicken pot pie for dinner...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

66 Looks like this is more pasta than beef, Paul.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 09:44 AM (ZdaMQ)

67 As most kids that age, little girl has joy in her face watching the entire debacle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

68 Very Norman Rockwell-ish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

69 Alternate title:

"While Her Chauffeur, Maldon, Waits In Her Limousine, Little Gemma Sue Loves Entering the Hovels of the Poor to Laugh at Their Crazy Antics"


Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

70 She looks about to wring that hen's neck...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 09:45 AM (l3cgK)

71 Posted by: Paul at September 25, 2026 09:43 AM (Lu9XP)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 25, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

72 Little girl reminds me of Shirley Temple.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (gYkRR)

73 I love the little girl's reaction.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (P6lWH)

74 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (RJBgA)

75 >>You DICK!!!!


*ahem*

COCK

Posted by: The Rooster at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (rOKnE)

76 Two years later, the young lady was forced into employment in brutal conditions at the Susquehanna Hat Company. They hired many "little girls with little curls".

Posted by: Tales From Pfluegel Street at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (Fn+3X)

77 You realize there will be fresh droppings of chickensh#t on the table, right?

Posted by: Oh by the way at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

78 Nice looking cock

Posted by: Keir Starmer at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (J4Dwc)

79 Little girl reminds me of Shirley Temple.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (gYkRR)



Read an article awhile back about how the children in hollywood were treated back then.

Pure torture.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

80 I love how you can tell the little girl is laughing, delighted, even though you can only see a sliver of her face. Less is more.

Posted by: Concord at September 25, 2026 09:47 AM (6E/05)

81 So... the chicken's eating out of a bowl, of what looks like chicken noodle soup.

Cannibal.

But aren't all birds?

*Birds aren't real*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 09:47 AM (2Cry5)

82 >>. . . Grandma was good stock, as they say.
Posted by: red speck


Such happy memories - you're lucky!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:47 AM (rOKnE)

83 Having animals in the house is all fun and games until you step into something while barefoot and remember chickens aren't litter trained...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)

84 Some say our entire food supply is suddenly being polluted because we're not at war. It's the damn chickens shitting on the dining room table.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 25, 2026 09:48 AM (5C90x)

85 Normally, you want to pluck and cook the chicken before you eat it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 09:48 AM (FZ29D)

86 There's a better way nowadays.

Posted by: The rotisserie chicken at Costco at September 25, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

87 Cute blonde girl in Italy probably had her ass pinched hundreds of times on the street by age 16.

Posted by: They Grow Up So Fast! at September 25, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

88 That little girl is in for a big change in the zeitgeist in the next second when Grandma wrings the chicken's neck.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)

89 Is that chicken organic?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:49 AM (gYkRR)

90 "an ah halped!"

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

91 >>Is that chicken organic?

He's definitely free range!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:50 AM (rOKnE)

92
I love how you can tell the little girl is laughing, delighted, even though you can only see a sliver of her face. Less is more.
Posted by: Concord at September 25, 2026 09:47 AM (6E/05)


It's not just her face, it's the posture of her whole body which gives the feeling of surprise and delight.

Very well observed portrait.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:50 AM (YSUhf)

93 Chicken in the breadpan pickin' out dough.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2026 09:50 AM (oxjsE)

94 Normally, you want to pluck and cook the chicken before you eat it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 09:48 AM (FZ29D)



A friend had an automatic chicken plucker. It was like the tub from a washing machine with stiff rubber fingers sticking through it. The base of the tub was connected to a 1hp electric motor that spun it at a relatively high speed. Toss in the chicken and it would tumble around and remove the feathers.

Seemed violent to me......Not sure how well it worked, or if the carcass was actually viable after the ride.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:51 AM (ccf/V)

95 There's a better way nowadays.
Posted by: The rotisserie chicken

Extra growth hormones and still $4.88!

Posted by: Wally World at September 25, 2026 09:51 AM (RJBgA)

96 Last time I was in Italy I had a train operator who might have been the most beautiful woman I've seen in person - tall, thin, long blonde hair.

She was in some Hugo Boss looking get up though that I noticed the other train employees were wearing which was odd I guess Italy likes public employees to look like background characters from WWII movies?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 09:51 AM (sKqQm)

97 Nicely done, guess its pork for dinner tonight

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 09:51 AM (dx2Rf)

98 Look at me when I'm talkin' to ya, boy -- that thar paintin' is a MASTERPIECE!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2026 09:52 AM (rOKnE)

99 Granny does your dog bite?

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2026 09:52 AM (FhXTo)

100 My FiL z"l commuted on the 1 California for 50 years, which runs through Chinatown.

His favorite story was the lady who was barred from boarding with her fresh live chicken. So she whipped it around over head, then got on the bus with the carcass.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)

101 "an ah halped!"
Posted by: cmeat

They don't give you a baggy anymore.

Should just be called "Bake" now.

Posted by: Countin Hours at September 25, 2026 09:52 AM (JCLJi)

102 96 almost one hunnert.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

103 Now that you mention it, some shiplap would do wonders in this kitchen.

Posted by: Joanna Gaines at September 25, 2026 09:53 AM (Fn+3X)

104 94 live?

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

105 93 Chicken in the breadpan pickin' out dough.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2026 09:50 AM (oxjsE)

Okay, only two other commenterd beat me to this kne.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2026 09:53 AM (oxjsE)

106 Guess we're having chicken for dinner!

Posted by: GWB at September 25, 2026 09:53 AM (kU0PQ)

107 A laugh riot!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
NEW

Michigan Democrat Christina Hines laughs at criminals being released early while serving as a prosecutor.

WDIV: The Sheriff said they’ve had to re-arrest people that should have been locked up...

HINES: "I actually think that it's really funny."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

108 I can help with that.

Posted by: Colonel Harlan Sanders at September 25, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

109
HINES: "I actually think that it's really funny."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)



Democrats: For anyone but you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:54 AM (ccf/V)

110 94 live?

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)



I believe they're headless at the point of entry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ccf/V)

111 First, get a stick of butter.

Posted by: Paula Deen at September 25, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

112 >>Now that you mention it, some shiplap would do wonders in this kitchen.

. . . and a giant, rustic sign that states (in all caps) "FOOD IS LOVE' along with a 3ft wooden spoon mounted above it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 25, 2026 09:55 AM (rOKnE)

113
Seemed violent to me......Not sure how well it worked, or if the carcass was actually viable after the ride.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026

Servals pluck their pray by throwing the bird in the air pretty violently. My cats mimic this with their toys and send things flying all over the place.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ZdaMQ)

114 is it necessary to cross a road to get to the kitchen?

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:55 AM (Bep7s)

115 Past 100, sooo...

MDAnderson wifi allows the Horde. Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 09:56 AM (NxrNM)

116
Variation on a Classic - a limerick

There once was a lady from Nantucket
Who smacked the hen before it could duck it
She said with a grin
As she chased off the hen
"If that clucker doesn't scram I will pluck it!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 25, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

117 First, get a stick of butter."

Paul in Paris agrees

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 09:56 AM (NxrNM)

118 110 ichabod at the cemetary gate.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)

119 "If that clucker doesn't scram I will pluck it!"
Posted by: muldoon at September 25, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)



A good rendition of a dirty classic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:57 AM (ccf/V)

120 Vivid memory of my grandfather in Norway decapitating a chicken with a hatchet for dinner. Headless chicken nearly made a full circle before it dropped.

Posted by: Soup's On! at September 25, 2026 09:57 AM (Fn+3X)

121 Omg, Muldoon.

You are a treasure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 09:57 AM (xEfm/)

122
MDAnderson wifi allows the Horde. Will wonders never cease?
Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 09:56 AM (NxrNM)



Prayers, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

123 Granny does your dog bite?
No child, no
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM


That'sa not my dog.

Posted by: Nonna at September 25, 2026 09:58 AM (sIUuR)

124 HINES: "I actually think that it's really funny."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

I'm sure there's people she locked up that would love to be rid of her. Let them out early.

Now that's fucking funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:58 AM (RJBgA)

125 It's not just her face, it's the posture of her whole body which gives the feeling of surprise and delight.

Very well observed portrait.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:50 AM (YSUhf)

Excellent point!

Posted by: Concord at September 25, 2026 09:59 AM (6E/05)

126 Well-played, Muldoon!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:59 AM (rOKnE)

127 His favorite story was the lady who was barred from boarding with her fresh live chicken. So she whipped it around over head, then got on the bus with the carcass.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

In Chinatown years ago I stopped in a local place for lunch. There was a table of old Chinese grandmas behind me that were hacking the hell out of a entire (cooked) chicken that sat in the middle of the table. It was among the most brutal, vicious things I have ever witnessed. The fact that they were doing it with chopsticks somehow made it even worse.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 09:59 AM (GP7ZF)

128 grandfather in Norway decapitating a chicken "

Did he choke it first?
/Joe Biteme

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 09:59 AM (NxrNM)

129 Thanks, Sponge. It's preop stuff for Mrs. Again.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 10:00 AM (NxrNM)

130 How funky is your chicken?


How loose is your goose?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

131 The older I get,


The tighter the companies are putting the lids on.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 10:00 AM (MRO4A)

132 Okay, that is adorable, and very Rockwell-esque in being an illustrative style that tells a sweet, engaging story with one glance.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 10:01 AM (Toos7)

133 the table seems well huhn.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

134 The Law of the Barnnyard

Chicken eats Grandma's corn pone,

Grandma cooks chicken's goose.

Posted by: muldoon at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (I0N4X)

135 127 His favorite story was the lady who was barred from boarding with her fresh live chicken. So she whipped it around over head, then got on the bus with the carcass.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

In Chinatown years ago I stopped in a local place for lunch. There was a table of old Chinese grandmas behind me that were hacking the hell out of a entire (cooked) chicken that sat in the middle of the table. It was among the most brutal, vicious things I have ever witnessed. The fact that they were doing it with chopsticks somehow made it even worse.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 09:59 AM (GP7ZF)

Not a sentimental people. Then again, we really were not either, down on the farm.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (Gqar8)

136 130 she can meander like a gander.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (Bep7s)

137 Actor Vito Scotti had hundreds of credits and could do a lot of different accents, mostly all humorous. Would he have been as successful with a long monicker like Vittorio Reggianini?
Posted by: Bob Hope at September 25, 2026


***
He turned in an Emmy-worthy performance as a dangerous Mexican bandit on a noir-flavored episode of The Rifleman from 1962. Very little funny about that performance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

138 128 grandfather in Norway decapitating a chicken "

Did he choke it first?
/Joe Biteme
Posted by: man

He had 11 children. More likely to fly his kite than choke his own chicken.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (Fn+3X)

139 I was going to guess Normal Rockwell.

And it looks like we're having chicken for dinner tonight!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (s1VwS)

140 >>> An Unwelcome Guest

Depends on who you ask. It looks like that little girl is enjoying the rooster's visit.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (8mulE)

141 Don't take the drake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (RJBgA)

142

That'sa not my dog.
Posted by: Nonna at September 25, 2026 09:58 AM (sIUuR)



https://youtu.be/SnXtuktNdlM?t=71

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:03 AM (ccf/V)

143 The tighter the companies are putting the lids on."

And the plastic wrap. Bastages...

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 10:03 AM (NxrNM)

144 Okay, that is adorable, and very Rockwell-esque in being an illustrative style that tells a sweet, engaging story with one glance.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026


***
I enlarged it, then had to go back to check the artist name. This is very Rockwell-like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

145
He had 11 children. More likely to fly his kite than choke his own chicken.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at September 25, 2026 10:02 AM (Fn+3X)



Kites are fun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:03 AM (ccf/V)

146 Old roosters not much good for eatin’ - maybe, chicken and noodles.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:03 AM (Gqar8)

147 Now that you mention it, some shiplap would do wonders in this kitchen.

And some gays. Is Talerico coming to Waco?

Posted by: Post-2020 Joanna Gaines at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (2ocoG)

148 He had 11 children"

Took the "be fruitful and multiply" to heart, then.

Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (NxrNM)

149 Alternate tile:

"The Moment When Goodie Slawson Realize That She Is Not a Witch and Has No Dark Power Over Chickens"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026

***
Impractical Magic

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)

150 Dem she-can, he gon' learn his own se'f real fast-like what 'pot-bound' be meanin', yeah you …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (ayRl+)

151 Alternate title:

The Invention of Chicken Penne

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (gLYp7)

152 138 piker.

Posted by: xu bo at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (Bep7s)

153 He had 11 children"

Took the "be fruitful and multiply" to heart, then.
Posted by: man at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (NxrNM)



"You know, she has a face for a reason....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

154 He turned in an Emmy-worthy performance as a dangerous Mexican bandit on a noir-flavored episode of The Rifleman from 1962. Very little funny about that performance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Yes, he could definitely act. Notice I said mostly. I thought he was great. And he could cook.

Posted by: Chicken, Even. at September 25, 2026 10:05 AM (Fn+3X)

155 The way the artist conveys the little girl's glee just through a glimpse of the side of her face and her body posture is really great.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2026 10:05 AM (lCppi)

156 68 >>>Very Norman Rockwell-ish.


Giuseppe Rockwell?

Posted by: red speck at September 25, 2026 10:05 AM (Ve/HL)

157 Re: Obama saying it'd be utopia if women were in charge, that's how you know he's gay. A straight man would know that there's a non-zero risk a female President would wake up and say "I dreamed I was dating Putin and he cheated on me. LAUNCH ALL THE NUKES!"

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 10:05 AM (2ocoG)

158 Come on over baby we got chicken in the pot

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar8)

159 The chicken eats the salad.

The people eat the chicken.

And the Great Circle of Life goes on.

Remember, kids: "Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2026 10:06 AM (qlLNh)

160 148 "i like my cigar, too..."

Posted by: julius at September 25, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

161 Vito Scotti turned up as a villain in a couple of Gilligan’s Island eps.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

162 94 Normally, you want to pluck and cook the chicken before you eat it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 09:48 AM (FZ29D)


A friend had an automatic chicken plucker. It was like the tub from a washing machine with stiff rubber fingers sticking through it. The base of the tub was connected to a 1hp electric motor that spun it at a relatively high speed. Toss in the chicken and it would tumble around and remove the feathers.

Seemed violent to me......Not sure how well it worked, or if the carcass was actually viable after the ride.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:51 AM (ccf/V)

I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (s1VwS)

163 >> How funky is your chicken?
How loose is your goose?


Poulet vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (rOKnE)

164 And now I see I'm not the only one who noticed!

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (lCppi)

165 153 "she choked"

Posted by: julius at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (Bep7s)

166 96 Last time I was in Italy I had a train operator who might have been the most beautiful woman I've seen in person - tall, thin, long blonde hair.

She was in some Hugo Boss looking get up though that I noticed the other train employees were wearing which was odd I guess Italy likes public employees to look like background characters from WWII movies?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026


***
The Tedeschi are still molto bello.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (wzUl9)

167 I was never the plucker. I was always the executioner.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (Gqar8)

168 @ 120 Vivid memory of my grandfather in Norway decapitating a chicken with a hatchet for dinner. Headless chicken nearly made a full circle before it dropped. Posted by: Soup's On! at September 25, 2026 09:57 AM (Fn+3X)
____________________________________

True dat. My Dad showed my brother and I the same trick in our back yard when he put the chicken's head on the treestup and chopped it off. Head fell to ground, chicken ran in circles for about a minute or two and then fell over dead. Chicken was de-feathered and brought in to meet Mr. Pot.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ayRl+)

169
Poulet vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (rOKnE)



The internet translation of this is......hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

170 Vito Scotti turned up as a villain in a couple of Gilligan’s Island eps.
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026


***
He once played an Indian (dot type), an airline clerk in a Man From U.N.C.L.E. set in Bombay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:09 AM (wzUl9)

171 Obama saying it'd be utopia if women were in charge, that's how you know he's gay. A straight man would know that there's a non-zero risk a female President would wake up and say "I dreamed I was dating Putin and he cheated on me. LAUNCH ALL THE NUKES!"
Posted by: Ian S.

"What did I do?"

"You know what you did."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:09 AM (RJBgA)

172 169
Poulet vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (rOKnE)


The internet translation of this is......hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

I bet.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:09 AM (Gqar8)

173 162 now do that with "chicken choker."

Posted by: julius at September 25, 2026 10:09 AM (Bep7s)

174 Anyone see Melania's outfit from the state dinner last night? Daring yet elegant.

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

175 >Poulet vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 10:07 AM (rOKnE)

The chicken is in the bed with you?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 25, 2026 10:10 AM (GTqXr)

176
I bet.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:09 AM




Chicken you bed with me (tonight)?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:10 AM (ccf/V)

177 Dem she-can, he gon' learn his own se'f real fast-like what 'pot-bound' be meanin', yeah you …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 25, 2026 10:04 AM


*Justin Wilson has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:10 AM (sIUuR)

178 All this reminds me of the old HQ meme, since departed.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:10 AM (Gqar8)

179
*Justin Wilson has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:10 AM (sIUuR)



He was awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:10 AM (ccf/V)

180 170 that's push start, as opposed to pull start.

Posted by: julius at September 25, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

181 He turned in an Emmy-worthy performance as a dangerous Mexican bandit on a noir-flavored episode of The Rifleman from 1962. Very little funny about that performance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
Yes, he could definitely act. Notice I said mostly. I thought he was great. And he could cook.
Posted by: Chicken, Even. at September 25, 2026


***
The episode was called "Waste," a two-parter written by Robert Culp (who didn't appear in the episodes). Worth checking out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:11 AM (wzUl9)

182 beat it, nerd sock.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

183 Anyone see Melania's outfit from the state dinner last night? Daring yet elegant.
Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2026


***
The description I've heard of the Chinese First Lady's outfit -- red, with a mandarin collar -- sounds hot too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

184 Vito Scotti visited and left Gilligan's Island 4 times, in 3 different roles, yet somehow the Castaways never made it out of the lagoon. Somethings fishy.

Posted by: "You Steam Glasses" at September 25, 2026 10:12 AM (Fn+3X)

185 CBD, home run today. Pushing 200 comments, still talking about the Art. Well, pretty much. Anyway, Kudos!

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:13 AM (Gqar8)

186 A straight man would know that there's a non-zero risk a female President would wake up and say "I dreamed I was dating Putin and he cheated on me. LAUNCH ALL THE NUKES!"
Posted by: Ian S.
*
"What did I do?"

"You know what you did."
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026


***
"We've got a problem."

"What is it?"

"Never mind. You don't care anyway."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

187 The chicken looks a bit underdone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:13 AM (wpRMV)

188 The tighter the companies are putting the lids on.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026


***
And the harder it is to open their cans with the little tabs without spilling everything all over the counter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

189 The chicken looks a bit underdone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:13 AM (wpRMV)



SALMONELLA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

190 189 The chicken looks a bit underdone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:13 AM (wpRMV)


SALMONELLA!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

Pacific or Atlantic Salmonella?

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:17 AM (Gqar8)

191 I've used a bench vise to open a jar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:17 AM (RJBgA)

192 scotti visited the addams family three times (each different character) during season one.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

193
Pacific or Atlantic Salmonella?
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:17 AM



Alaskan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

194 I've used a bench vise to open a jar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026


***
My mother taught me to use the handle of a butter knife, preferably a heavy sturdy one, to bang around the edge of a jar lid. It breaks the seal, apparently, and makes it easy to open the jar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:19 AM (wzUl9)

195 I've used a bench vise to open a jar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I just whack it a couple of times with a knife handle. Works every time.

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2026 10:19 AM (lJ0H4)

196 191 what did you clamp the jar in?

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

197 I've used a bench vise to open a jar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:17 AM (RJBgA)



As my grandmother aged, she a once heavy drinker, she started to struggle walking a bit. There were some steep stairs in the house that were a concern. My brother and uncle would tighten the booze bottle lids to prevent her from day drinking when no one was around.

My uncle went to the house and found her in the basement with the bottle of Jim Beam upside down in the vice with her standing there: "There's something wrong with these bottles!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

198 I didn't choke my chickens, I shocked them.

Posted by: Frank Perdue at September 25, 2026 10:20 AM (Fn+3X)

199 I didn't choke my chickens, I shocked them.
Posted by: Frank Perdue at September 25, 2026 10:20 AM (Fn+3X)



A ship ton!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

200 Grannie's Recipes - a limerick

Cooking chicken can become a compulsion
(Once you overcome the initial revulsion}
Make some gravy, stir it well
Add oil and water, let it gel
And soon you'll see sheer poultry in emulsion!

Posted by: muldoon at September 25, 2026 10:21 AM (I0N4X)

201 I just whack it a couple of times with a knife handle. Works every time.
Posted by: Tuna

I tried. It hurt the ego to use the vise.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:21 AM (RJBgA)

202 198 choke the munkee?

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:21 AM (Bep7s)

203
I tried. It hurt the ego to use the vise.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:21 AM (RJBgA)



Every time the First Lady can't open a jar, she hands it to me and I usually get it open rather quickly. "I loosened it for you!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

204 scotti visited the addams family three times (each different character) during season one.
Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026


***
In a later and silly U.N.C.L.E that was parodying The Maltese Falcon, he played a character based on Peter Lorre's role in the movie. "Joel Cairo" was Lorre's character; Scotti was "Beirut." Another character was named "Rodney Backstreet."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:22 AM (wzUl9)

205 Humorous picture, and I like the cute little girl's blue sash and stockings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 10:23 AM (JrHfD)

206 194 I've used a bench vise to open a jar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026

***
My mother taught me to use the handle of a butter knife, preferably a heavy sturdy one, to bang around the edge of a jar lid. It breaks the seal, apparently, and makes it easy to open the jar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:19 AM (wzUl9)

All that is too much work. Just grab one of these. Less than $20.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LFJ6RV4

I have one and it works great.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 25, 2026 10:23 AM (8mulE)

207 We've got a problem."

"What is it?"

"Never mind. You don't care anyway."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25

More like:

"Is something wrong?"

*dirty look*. "It's fine."

"What? What did I do? "

"Don't pretend you don't know."

*launches nukes*

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2026 10:23 AM (lCppi)

208 Vito Scotti was in six Columbo episodes.

Posted by: One More Thing at September 25, 2026 10:23 AM (Fn+3X)

209 Jeepers. Water taxi is pretty empty this morning.
Looks like everybody called out sick today.

Rained HARD all night. Air smells fresh and piney.

Happy Friday!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:24 AM (GbY9M)

210 Rained HARD all night. Air smells fresh and piney.

Happy Friday!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:24 AM (GbY9M)



What is this 'rain' of which you speak?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:25 AM (ccf/V)

211 Speaking of women in power...liberals are running cover for Mary Peltola in AK. (Thanks Ace for covering this yesterday!) Sounds like Woke 2.0 is, ok, we'll be less uptight about cancelling evil conservatives for breathing if it means we can run cover for all our non-woke sins.

Or, dems are all secretly calling their staffers the F word and the R word, and she just got caught by the NYT.

The Atlantic: "Another female staffer is mean, apparently. A NYT report on [her] management is revealing...about her younger employees' self-regard.""

Funny, my employee training on harassment at work does not define employees upset at being hurled slurs at them "self regard." It is defined as abuse.

It's good to be a democrat! There are no standards you are held to unless the voters revolt. I hope they do in AK.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 10:25 AM (Toos7)

212 203
I tried. It hurt the ego to use the vise.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:21 AM (RJBgA)


Every time the First Lady can't open a jar, she hands it to me and I usually get it open rather quickly. "I loosened it for you!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September

‘Tis the way! But a can opener can pop the seal and then it opens easily.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:26 AM (ZdaMQ)

213 40/ 40
no matter what happens in a game (any sport) i yell "pee see yay!" out loud. it's very annoying to the other attendees.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

214 I'm sitting right here in your kitchen drawer

Posted by: the strap wrench at September 25, 2026 10:26 AM (J4Dwc)

215 My mom had a “Magic Gripper.” Some flat rubber disc that covered the lid and she could twist most lids off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:26 AM (GbY9M)

216 >>> poultry in emulsion!

How do you do it, Muldoon? It is a gift. Sheer poultry.

Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 10:27 AM (Toos7)

217 My mom had a “Magic Gripper.” Some flat rubber disc that covered the lid and she could twist most lids off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:26 AM (GbY9M)



I think my mom had one of those as well. Not sure how successful she was with it, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

218
How do you do it, Muldoon? It is a gift. Sheer poultry.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2026 10:27 AM (Toos7)



You start with the punchline and work your way back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

219 206 i can't open that link, but if it's the equivalent of a rigid pipe strap tool you are correct. greatest jar ompener eever.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:28 AM (Bep7s)

220 Rained HARD all night. Air smells fresh and piney.

Happy Friday!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:24 AM


If you listen to the news, we should be seeing a ZOMGRAINPOCALYPSE!!! this weekend. I, for one, am looking forward to a little rain for my grass seed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:29 AM (sIUuR)

221 If you listen to the news, we should be seeing a ZOMGRAINPOCALYPSE!!! this weekend. I, for one, am looking forward to a little rain for my grass seed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:29 AM (sIUuR)



NOREASTER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

222 I told my doctor I thought I had food poisoning.
He asked what I ate.
I said, “I had dinner with this woman named Sal Monella.”
He just nodded and wrote on the chart:
“Patient has a classic case of bad taste in women.”

"HeyOhhhhhhhh!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM (GP7ZF)

223 214 that's almost creepy.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM (Bep7s)

224 High of 83 today, it was only 71 this morning. Felt chilly! And I don’t feel like death warned over! A great day!

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:32 AM (ZdaMQ)

225 >SALMONELLA!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

Pacific or Atlantic Salmonella?

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 10:17 AM (Gqar

Years ago, Scranton hosted an Italian festival. One year, a few dozen folks contracted salmonella - undercooked sausage I recall. Henceforth, it became known as 'La Festa Salmonella'.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 25, 2026 10:32 AM (GTqXr)

226 Peltola should be disqualified for any public office.

Not because she used the word "retard".

Because she was stupid enough to use it in an official email.

In 2026.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2026 10:32 AM (qlLNh)

227 As my grandmother aged, she a once heavy drinker, she started to struggle walking a bit. There were some steep stairs in the house that were a concern. My brother and uncle would tighten the booze bottle lids to prevent her from day drinking when no one was around.

My uncle went to the house and found her in the basement with the bottle of Jim Beam upside down in the vice with her standing there: "There's something wrong with these bottles!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V
My GrandParents on Mammy Eromero’s side did not drink, on Pappy Eromero’s Mama’s side did mot drink. But GrandPappy Eromero, another story. Rather hunt and fish than anything else, fond of whiskey and cigars.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2026 10:33 AM (LHPAg)

228 My mom had a “Magic Gripper.”
---

The Paolo, how you say. . . . .



Nope, I just won't this early. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:33 AM (GP7ZF)

229 My mom had a “Magic Gripper.” Some flat rubber disc that covered the lid and she could twist most lids off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:26 AM (GbY9M)

My Mom had Dad. Marine, with forearms like Popeye.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2026 10:33 AM (PSEDc)

230 An Unwelcome Guest
Vittorio Reggianini

The artist's talent is evident in the brushstrokes and detail; the painting looks like a photograph. It's adorable, so human. Would hang today's selection. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 25, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

231 If you listen to the news, we should be seeing a ZOMGRAINPOCALYPSE!!! this weekend. I, for one, am looking forward to a little rain for my grass seed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


They cancelled the first day of some music festival in Ocean City, MD because of the forecast nor'easter. They may cancel the rest of it, too.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

232 The chicken looks a bit underdone.
Posted by: Cicero


*********

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at September 25, 2026 10:34 AM (I0N4X)

233 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Fine art this morning. A fun image. And I'm sure all the jokes have been made by now.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 10:35 AM (2WIwB)

234 And I don’t feel like death warned over!
Posted by: Piper

So, you weren't really dead all this time? Just "warmed over?"

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

235 "What happened to the chicken, Nonna?"


"Be quiet and eat your soup, bambina."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2026 10:36 AM (qlLNh)

236 > Because she was stupid enough to use it in an official email.


Correction: text message, not email.

But the principle is of course the same.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2026 10:37 AM (qlLNh)

237 227 aunt carolina (mom's mom's sister) was tipsy with all the booze locked up. someone noticed she smelled of vanilla. hadn't thought of that.
papa miliato soaked peaches in his homemade brandy. he'd offer you a drink as "wanna pitch?" when the gallon jug was gone at the river house he'd say, "c'mon ange, time to go." anywhere from one to three days, depending.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)

238 Muldoon,
Great one today!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 25, 2026 10:39 AM (VCgbV)

239 NOREASTER!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM


Um...yeah. Rain with wind from the northeast. Rain I don't have to shovel. In about 4 months I'll worry about it make sure my liquor cabinet is stocked and my snowblower's gas can is full.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:40 AM (sIUuR)

240
So, you weren't really dead all this time? Just "warmed over?"
Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)



It wasn't a tumor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:41 AM (ccf/V)

241 It's like a Monty Python skit

The "transgender" Episcopal priest whom I'm guessing was originally a woman gets crazier by the day. The name they go by now is "Flourish"
And one of the pronouns the use is "hen". What the heck is that ?!! But "hen" seems to fit in with today's picture.

And just for the record again- I am not an Episcopal priest or a priestess and I think this person is a joke and should never have been ordained.

As one woman I met at the Anglican Church ini North America said about her former Episcopal church, " I left when they started advertising a transgender Easter bunny and rolled her eyes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 10:41 AM (JrHfD)

242 229 amyloidosis.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:41 AM (Bep7s)

243 It wasn't a tumor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:41 AM


I keep telling you it's not a tumah!!!

Posted by: Ahnold at September 25, 2026 10:42 AM (sIUuR)

244 241- Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/56a3ucj6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 10:42 AM (JrHfD)

245 My great uncle Jacob would get so ripped that he couldn't walk home from the bar. Gramma (his sister) would tie Billy, our retired draft horse, to the rail outside the place so that the barkeep could load Jacob onto him and Billy would just walk home.

Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:42 AM (GP7ZF)

246
The "transgender" Episcopal priest whom I'm guessing was originally a woman gets crazier by the day. The name they go by now is "Flourish"
And one of the pronouns the use is "hen". What the heck is that ?!! But "hen" seems to fit in with today's picture.



"That's not how this works."

- - - - - God

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

247 My great uncle Jacob would get so ripped that he couldn't walk home from the bar. Gramma (his sister) would tie Billy, our retired draft horse, to the rail outside the place so that the barkeep could load Jacob onto him and Billy would just walk home.

Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:42 AM


So you're saying Billy was the original Barkeeper's Friend?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:44 AM (sIUuR)

248 Brave has added a "rerank" option on search results that lets you block or favor results from individual sites. I no longer see results from CNN, Axios, NY Times, WaPo etc. Don't care if I'm building my own bubble.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 10:46 AM (XvL8K)

249 Late to the tread. This is a delightful painting: bright, funny, and realistic to the point that the details are clear and easy to see. Nothing complicated. It looks like an Italian Norman Rockwell painting. What makes the image so effective is the little girl's laughing reaction to the chicken on the table.

PS: The artist sort of specialized in scenes and portraits involving young woman, usually in a social setting. But in at least one case that included a portrait with some very nice boobies.

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2026 10:48 AM (yTvNw)

250 Just got here. Looked at the art and I thought, yum! Tasty fresh chicken.

Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 10:49 AM (g8Ew8)

251 247 My great uncle Jacob would get so ripped that he couldn't walk home from the bar. Gramma (his sister) would tie Billy, our retired draft horse, to the rail outside the place so that the barkeep could load Jacob onto him and Billy would just walk home.

Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:42 AM

------------

The early prototype for the autonomous vehicle?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:49 AM (wpRMV)

252 NOREASTER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM


The hysteria is embarrassing. A sane country would call it a rainstorm.

It looks like a couple of inches of rain over three days. Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2026 10:49 AM (k5CNB)

253 In about 4 months I'll worry about it make sure my liquor cabinet is stocked and my snowblower's gas can is full.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

4 months? Doesn't the snow start hitting Boston, like, right after Halloween?

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

254
So you're saying Billy was the original Barkeeper's Friend?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2026 10:44 AM (sIUuR)



Ooh....well played.

Brings me back to the old Wacky Packages stickers......


Barkeeper's Fiend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:49 AM (ccf/V)

255 The hysteria is embarrassing. A sane country would call it a rainstorm.

It looks like a couple of inches of rain over three days. Nothing to worry about.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2026 10:49 AM (k5CNB)



They've even ruined weather..........

I hate what the left has done to the world......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:50 AM (ccf/V)

256 No wonder youngsters died of salmonella back then.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2026 10:51 AM (NnhvP)

257 In fairness, Democrat staffers are faggots and retards.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 25, 2026 10:51 AM (sAnBa)

258 But in at least one case that included a portrait with some very nice boobies.
Posted by: JTB

You gonna give us a link, or at least a title?

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

259 >>It looks like a couple of inches of rain over three days. Nothing to worry about.

The rain doesn't bother me, it's the wind I'm keeping an eye on.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 10:51 AM (viF8m)

260 The "transgender" Episcopal priest
____

The golden calf mentioned in the bible is replaced by one's own mutilated genitals in the current culture. Sad.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2026 10:52 AM (ij5V5)

261
IT'S THOOPER STORM SANDY ALL OVER AGAIN!

** runs around hysterically into a wall and drops, stunned **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 10:55 AM (trSL4)

262
** runs around hysterically into a wall and drops, stunned **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 10:55 AM (trSL4)



This too is the life of a june bug......only airborne.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:55 AM (ccf/V)

263 The food is eating our food.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 10:55 AM (S41Gd)

264 NOREASTER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM


I hate that word. Especially since most of the nutmunchers who use it have no idea what it really means.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 25, 2026 10:56 AM (qRla/)

265 258 ... " But in at least one case that included a portrait with some very nice boobies.
Posted by: JTB

You gonna give us a link, or at least a title?"

Bulg,
Check the artist's Wiki page. The title is "Flirtatious Glances".

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2026 10:56 AM (yTvNw)

266 It looks like a couple of inches of rain over three days. Nothing to worry about.

The rain doesn't bother me, it's the wind I'm keeping an eye on.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 10:51 AM (viF8m)

Here in OK if the wind is under 55mph we usually don't worry. Just bring in the lawn chairs and then go about the day.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 10:56 AM (g8Ew8)

267
The first word out of that woman's mouth were, "So you want to join us at the dinner table, eh? Your offer is acceptable."

** wrings its neck **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 10:56 AM (trSL4)

268
NOREASTER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 10:30 AM

I hate that word. Especially since most of the nutmunchers who use it have no idea what it really means.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)


"We celebrate no Christian holidays -- neither Christmas Noreaster"

-- the hugely enlightened among us

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 25, 2026 10:58 AM (trSL4)

269 248 i love my personal echo chamber.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

270 Bulg,
Check the artist's Wiki page. The title is "Flirtatious Glances".
Posted by: JTB

Found it. Very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

271 Jeepers. Water taxi is pretty empty this morning.
Looks like everybody called out sick today.

Rained HARD all night. Air smells fresh and piney.

Happy Friday!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2026 10:24 AM (GbY9M)


Ahhh. You like my new aftershave!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

272 I hate that word. Especially since most of the nutmunchers who use it have no idea what it really means.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

What does it really mean?

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

273 It's a rainstorm in Indiana. It's a catastrophic disaster in NYC. See also 5 inches of snow

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:00 AM (RJBgA)

274 251 saw my first way moe yesterday at glenview and waukegan. creepy.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 11:00 AM (Bep7s)

275 >>Here in OK if the wind is under 55mph we usually don't worry. Just bring in the lawn chairs and then go about the day.

My town has a lot of trees and when the ground gets saturated from the rain some of them come down.

That can be annoying.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:01 AM (viF8m)

276 Nood Buck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 11:01 AM (RJBgA)

277 254 now do blind robins.

Posted by: cmeat at September 25, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

278 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

279 Brave has added a "rerank" option on search results that lets you block or favor results from individual sites. I no longer see results from CNN, Axios, NY Times, WaPo etc. Don't care if I'm building my own bubble.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 10:46 AM (XvL8K)

Probably the right thing to do. When I was becoming politically aware I would actively seek out "the other side."

The Left then seemed to me to be misguided but largely well intentioned.

Then came the senate confirmation of Bork.

The scales fell from my eyes.

That was when I realized that the Left was truly evil at its core.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 11:02 AM (BeyMP)

280 My town has a lot of trees and when the ground gets saturated from the rain some of them come down.

That can be annoying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:01 AM (viF8m)

Well yes, I guess that could complicate things.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 11:03 AM (g8Ew8)

281 My town has a lot of trees and when the ground gets saturated from the rain some of them come down.

That can be annoying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:01 AM (viF8m)

That's what happened here with hurricane Beryl. We got so much rain Inspector was joking that it had to be a special effect (his first hurricane after living in mostly desert climates) and *then* the wind blew. Live oaks have shallow roots.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 25, 2026 11:03 AM (lFFaq)

282 >>That's what happened here with hurricane Beryl. We got so much rain Inspector was joking that it had to be a special effect (his first hurricane after living in mostly desert climates) and *then* the wind blew. Live oaks have shallow roots.

As long as they don't fall on my house or car I'm ok with it. A neighbor had one come down in his yard last year and it luckily fell the other direction. Losing power at some point seems inevitable.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)

283 Getting overloaded with nor'easter warnings.
Will bet big money it stays out to sea more than forecasted, and we get nothing but a rainy weekend with some wind gusts.
Big money being im gonna leave the lawn chairs out.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 25, 2026 11:20 AM (sl73Y)

284 And here I thought it was gramma reaching for what will be dinner.

Posted by: Terrapod at September 25, 2026 12:14 PM (WPWIk)

285 The creepy part is, it's chicken noodle soup.

Posted by: MartynWW at September 25, 2026 01:16 PM (KfIEy)

286 Love the little girl!

Posted by: Goatweed at September 25, 2026 01:48 PM (jK3NL)

287 The laughing child is the best part.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 25, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

The Morning Report — 9/ 25 /26

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Once again, England is demonstrating itself to be the dystopian Orwellian parody of what they warned us to defend ourselves against. It would be hilarious were it not for the fact that time and again much of what happens over in Blighty travels across the pond and spreads over here. Case in point.

British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence, aimed at countering alleged foreign disinformation and “information attacks.” The center will collaborate with intelligence agencies, law enforcement, and social media platforms to address what the government characterizes as threats, using Russia as the main pretext...Reform UK party leader Nigel Farage likened the move to a “Ministry of Truth,” while the Big Brother Watch organization raised concerns over potential targeting of lawful domestic speech under the guise of countering disinformation.

Of course only a few short years ago Biden Sponge-Brain Shits Pants attempted the same shit over here by establishing the Disinformation Governance Board and appointing the repulsive Democrat/Lectist operative/propagandist Nina Jankowicz as its disinformation Czarina.


Moving back over to England, we have this glittering jewel of Orwellian repression, the BBC, to underscore it all, per friend and friend of the blog Christian Toto...

Now, it’s the BBC’s turn. The British broadcasters’ blatant censorship of classic comedy feels straight out of the Summer of Love era.

The BBC confirmed earlier this week that jokes featured in David Mitchell and Robert Webb’s show [“That Mitchell and Webb Look”] had been cut ahead of it being restored to iPlayer for its 20th anniversary.

As many as 11 sketches were removed, including a self-referential skit in which Mitchell and Webb joked about the appropriateness of Blackface while in Blackface. This wasn’t just”blackface” references like the ones Tina Fey personally erased in 2020. This involves several skits now deemed unacceptable to the far-Left BBC.

So comedy legend John Cleese railed against the decision. “If the BBC could prioritise making great programmes ahead of social engineering they might be worth the licence fee,” he wrote.

Here's a subject that one better be careful in the way its addressed lest one be labeled Xenophobic, Islamophobic or worse, a supporter of those who commit genocide. That is the Jooz!

Massachusetts Man Sentenced to Almost 10 Years in Prison for Threatening to Injure Congressman Randy Fine and His Children

Orlando, Florida – Edwin Guerrero (26, MA) has been sentenced by U.S. District Judge Anne-Leigh Gaylord Moe to 9 years and 11 months in federal prison and a $15,000 fine for making interstate threats to injure the person of another. Guerrero pleaded guilty on March 23, 2026. United States Attorney Gregory W. Kehoe made the announcement...“Looks like I’m taking a little field trip to brevard county Florida let’s play a game @VoteRandyFine” from an IP address in Spain. Attached to the post was a photo of an individual holding what appears to be a firearm.
“@VoteRandyFine when he steps out in Florida don’t worry your 2 little precious. Jewish boys will suffer the same fate.” from an IP address in Spain. Attached to the post was a photo of a deceased male with significant head trauma.
“This is gonna be Randy Fine very very soon … see you in Florida !” from an IP address in Spain. Attached to the post was the same photo of a deceased male with significant head trauma.“Why don’t you show us where you’re at? @VoteRandyFine your scared of getting your brains blown in ? Don’t worry we’ll make sure your sons watch …” from an IP address in Spain.

Well, speaking of the evil genocidal Jooz, Mamdani had his chance to slap the cuffs on Bibi Netanyahu in NYC, so what happened?!

For many American Jews, Zohran Mamdani’s pledge to arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if he entered New York did not sound like another campaign promise. It sounded like a perilous threat.

Had the statement been uttered in isolation, it might have been dismissed as political theater. It was not heard in isolation. It came after nearly two years in which the October 7 massacre was followed, not by a sustained moral reckoning with Hamas, but by an extraordinary wave of hostility directed toward Israel and, increasingly, toward Jewish communities themselves. University campuses became sites of intimidation. Synagogues and Jewish institutions strengthened security.

Bibi didn't have to fear a damn thing, but like Randy Fine and so many other ordinary Jews, all over the world, Mamdani's blather are in fact marching orders!

Early Wednesday morning, a man wielding what appears to be a knife chased an identifiably Jewish yeshiva student down a Crown Heights residential street after threatening him and throwing trash cans in his direction. Security footage posted by Crown Heights Shmira Patrol (CHSP) shows the student reaching the safety of his doorway before the assailant, who can be heard shouting, "Now I know where you live" and "Heil f***ing Hitler!," is able to physically assault him. He did, however, allegedly slash the tires of bicycles on the property, according to a COLlive report. NYPD officers eventually arrested the suspect after he had managed to escape from them by jumping over fences. In another incident on Wednesday, a rabbi was not fortunate enough to avoid physical assault, this time in Boro Park, which, like Crown Heights, has a large Hasidic population. The Boro Park Shomrim neighborhood watch group released video of a man beating the rabbi with his fists. The man was later arrested.

Lest you think I'm focusing in on this merely because of the Jewish aspect of it, the Democrat Socialites and the Democrats in general have got every single normal American in their crosshairs. You will bend to their will or be liquidated. Meh, they're hell bent on the liquidation as the means to their end — absolute power, forever.

Hear me now, believe me later.

We should have had a national conversation about Democrat violence back in 2017, when an Illinois Democrat and Bernie Sanders supporter attempted to assassinate an entire baseball team of Republican members of the U.S. House and Senate.  While the would-be assassin failed to murder anyone before being neutralized, he did manage to shoot four people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, who was one of two critically injured.  The mass murder attempt could have easily been much worse.  Twenty-four Republican congressmen were on the field that day, and had the Democrat assassin been successful, he would have substantially shifted the balance of power in Congress.  It was an unprecedented attack on one of the three branches of the federal government.

Instead of acknowledging the seriousness of Democrat violence, Establishment Republicans and Democrats joined hands and pretended that the assassination attempt was the fault of “both parties.”  Former Republican Senator Jeff Flake lectured the country to “tone it down” because “discourse” had “gotten out of hand…on all sides” — which was his way of blaming newly-inaugurated President Trump for saying things that might provoke a Democrat to murder two dozen Republican congressmen. . . The FBI’s ludicrous efforts to cover up the partisan nature of the attack reflected Establishment Washington’s similarly ludicrous framing of the assassination attempt as a natural and justified response to President Trump’s political rhetoric.  Unofficially, D.C.’s “ruling class” seemed to be saying that President Trump and his MAGA supporters deserved to be attacked.  

And on this horrid note, we have this tragic news to report this morning.

Jim Copenhaver, 76, a spectator shot at the July 13, 2024 Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, reportedly died on Wednesday. Copenhaver was critically wounded on July 13, 2024, during the assassination attempt of President Donald Trump at the rally... Copenhaver was sitting in bleacher C, two seats away from fellow shooting survivor David Dutch when the shooting started. Corey Comperatore, the 50-year-old volunteer firefighter who was killed shielding his family, was seated in a separate section to the left of the podium. One of the bullets grazed President Trump’s upper right ear, “less than a quarter of an inch from entering his head,” according to former White House physician Ronny Jackson.

God bless his memory and RIP.

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1 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

3 Nooded. Thanks, JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

5 JJS and the Morning Report! Wonderful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:33 AM (PFC1v)

6 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence
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Uh! Uh uh! Ohhhh! Ooooh ohhh!

Posted by: Nina Janky at September 25, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

7 BIDEN'S DOG: Have a blessed Sukkot.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 07:34 AM (JNTt1)

8 Morning, all! It's a late start today because my wife had a late performance with a German band. So I'm at home for a little bit. Just need to fill the coffee mug and make myself get out the door.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 07:34 AM (/k3in)

9 OK I give

How can you be for both Drag Queen and Trans Women?
First is making a total joke of women like a clown jokes about fireman or police.
Second believe they are an actual woman.
It is impossible to hold both ideas as real.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

10 We should have had a national conversation about Democrat violence back in 2017, when an Illinois Democrat and Bernie Sanders supporter attempted to assassinate an entire baseball team of Republican members of the U.S. House and Senate. While the would-be assassin failed to murder anyone before being neutralized, he did manage to shoot four people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise...
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That's just not who we are, you big meanie.

Posted by: Steve Scalise at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

11 I think today I'll avoid posting from an IP address in Spain.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (PFC1v)

12 I remember being 26. I remember disliking certain political animals. I don't remember thinking that sending death threats would be a great idea.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/k3in)

13 Disinformation Governance Board and appointing the repulsive Democrat/Lectist operative/propagandist Nina Jankowicz as its disinformation Czarina.

The Singing None

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

14 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (I43vL)

15 10 Posted by: Steve Scalise at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

I thought we had a national conversation about Democrat violence between 1860 and 1865. I guess nobody listened/earned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (x0n13)

16 We Need to Talk about Democrats
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Yeah, no. Time for talking is over.

Time to realize that opportunity has been lost.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

17 You will bend to their will or be liquidated.
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JJ, I think the Democrats mean for you to use "and" in this sentence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:40 AM (PFC1v)

18 13 Disinformation Governance Board and appointing the repulsive Democrat/Lectist operative/propagandist Nina Jankowicz as its disinformation Czarina.

The Singing None
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)



Dominate uh Dominate!!!!! >>Dominique

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

19 I had lunch in the sukkah yesterday, it was 70 and sunny and a great blessing to be with a dear colleague.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

20 19 I had lunch in the sukkah yesterday, it was 70 and sunny and a great blessing to be with a dear colleague.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

A mitzvah indeed!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

21 >Using the samples brought back from the rubble pile asteroid Bennu
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so did they ever say what was in the sample?

Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)

22 In 1976, Brennan voted for the Stalinist Gus Hall of the Communist Party USA, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Soviet Union. Brennan never should never have got in the CIA door but in 1980 the agency hired him and in 2013 the president formerly known as Barry Soetoro made him CIA director. Brennan believed in “the Islamic teaching that jihad is a holy struggle in pursuit of a moral goal,” so no surprise that the CIA, like the FBI and Department of Homeland Security, failed to prevent Islamic terrorist attacks at Fort Hood (2009), the Boston Marathon (2013), San Bernardino (2015) and Orlando in 2016, when Brennan was still in control.
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I believe that about covers it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:45 AM (PFC1v)

23 Half of Jewish Senate Dems Back Bill to Sanction Water Pipes in Israel

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For the life of me, I will never understand the vast majority of Jews who think like they do and vote like they do. I. Will. Never. Understand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

24 21 >Using the samples brought back from the rubble pile asteroid Bennu
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so did they ever say what was in the sample?
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)


Elton John's Benu and the Jets...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:46 AM (x0n13)

25 What happened to Marcus's blessing?

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:47 AM (NcvvS)

26 Brennan never should never have got in the CIA door but in 1980 the agency hired him...

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Around the same time they told me I did too many drugs to be hired. говно!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

27 We Need to Talk about Democrats

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The Democrats and their voters are getting more and more violent in their words and actions. Yes, it's startling and frightening and that's not hyperbole for effect. We've entered a very dangerous period. I don't know how this will end, but half this country are raving, violent lunatics...or at the very least, support raving, violent lunatics to get what they want. All to the ruination of this once-great nation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)

28 “ May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.”

Romans 15:13

May the love of our Lord Jesus Christ and the God of Abraham be with you this day.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (DKFMq)

29 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Apparently Texas is banned. Lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:49 AM (DKFMq)

31 Nazdar

I am content with Rosasharn's twirling.

But you are right. Maybe he is late.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

32 Yonder Horde

Chilly morning here in Bourbon Country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 07:50 AM (2Cry5)

33 I just finished the article about Bishop Sheen. I like stashing away little fun facts and found one there. Ramon Estevez, looking for a stage name, chose Martin Sheen as a sign of respect for the Bishop.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2026 07:51 AM (gm9Sb)

34 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Is it a very vocal minority? A silo of group-thinkers? I avoid all of them in my life.

I see these people who want to impose their failed-before ideas on us as not resilient enough to succeed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

35 Troll, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

36 Burnham is just a slight step behind Iran. The IRGC cyber police are deactivating sim cards for anyone that even comes close to criticizing the regime.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 07:54 AM (DPPrP)

37 Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?

I've been spending significant energy and effort looking for a good partner. It's difficult, in large part, because I live in the Northern Virginia area and 'I'm a lefty' is now a deal-breaker for me.

I don't believe WOMEN are to blame, though. I believe the LEFT is to blame. Lefty women, in particular, have spent two generations screaming that everything wrong with men is because men are poor humans but everything wrong with women is because of variables beyond the control of any individual.

Men have agency and choose bad things. Women have no agency and are merely products of their environment. But also, Grrrlll Power!

One section from this article his particularly hard:

"One sex is routinely told that maturity means mastering itself; the other is increasingly encouraged to understand and love itself as is.

"Male failure is moralized: grow up, work harder, stop watching porn, control your anger, earn more, become useful. Female failure is often therapeuticized: understand your trauma, honor your emotions, enforce your boundaries, protect your peace, consider how the system failed you."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 07:54 AM (gLYp7)

38 Paul, the dog fellator, excretes his filth once again.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 07:55 AM (JNTt1)

39 Lindsay Clancy's attorney needs to be strung up by his feet, covered in honey and lowered into a red ant pile. What a POS in the truest sense of the phrase. Disgusting behavior.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

40 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence, aimed at countering alleged foreign disinformation and “information attacks.”

Further more he added, "The updated Room 101 at the Ministry of Love will be expanded to house an additional 1000 visitors".

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

41 NaCly Dog,

It was up, it disappeared, and now it's back. All's well.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (NcvvS)

42 Bonecrusher

Let his name be unspoken. He is a blot on our path to good puns, understanding, and reading of Rosasharn twirlings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

43 “I love you, Lord, my strength.
The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer;
my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge,
my shield and the horn of my salvation,
my stronghold.”

Psalm 18:1-2

Read Psalm 18. The whole thing. It is a prayer for our time.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (DKFMq)

44 You know what Burnham will do next? Issue daily doses of Soma, that's what. Following the guidebook, "1984".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:58 AM (4hx56)

45 Yeah, no. Time for talking is over.

Time to realize that opportunity has been lost.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

Absolutely. You don’t hold round table discussions with people who want to kill you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 07:58 AM (mFL56)

46 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence, aimed at countering alleged foreign disinformation and “information attacks.”

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Free speech is truly dead in Great Britain. How do you get it back once it's lost? And it is lost.

Underground pamphleteers will be the people's only way to voice their disgust with the gov't. That, or revolution. They are well and truly up a creek.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

47 Salty
It is a stain on humanity. I think it is safe to assume that the thing in question is a 'tare' as in the parable of the Wheat and the Tares.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (JNTt1)

48 I appreciated the article ( Well, I always appreciate your work, J.J.) on what might be Noah's ark. I guess the point is that they're doing new investigations , because I recall reading about them finding something like this decades ago in Turkey.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (JrHfD)

49 Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Tonypete's advice is to go to a right to life group.

I remember the days of dating in Reston, in the center of control-freak Northern Virginia.
Glad I am not there now. Got stories.

I am walking, not stalking with widows who had, with one exception, good marriages. They are not embittered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

50 Woke 2 was crazeeee!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (4hx56)

51 Absolutely. You don’t hold round table discussions with people who want to kill you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 07:58 AM (mFL56)
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They are not loyal opposition.

They are treasonous domestic enemies of the Constitution and should be dealt with on that basis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

52 > Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?
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My son's 31 and hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance. He lives with his mother, my ex-wife. This alone might have caused him pause when contemplating a relationship.

It might also be because she's a witch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (2Cry5)

53 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (MRO4A)

54 Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (DKFMq)

Very nice. Thanks. Spouse and I read a psalm every morning during our devotional time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)

55 ”Massie: Trump’s ‘Comeuppance Will Happen on Election Day’

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Says the guy that got his comeuppance on election day. Kinda funny, huh?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

56 Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?


Yes.

'Ettes excepted.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:03 AM (MRO4A)

57 Good morning Horde and thanks, JJ!

Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 08:03 AM (z6ONu)

58 >> Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)

Amen ma’am. Amen.

May the Lords blessings be upon all who are here this day.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 08:03 AM (DKFMq)

59 Bonecrusher


Agree. But any mechanism to end that, in our hands, would lead to worse issues. I leave them behind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

60 My son's 31 and hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance. He lives with his mother, my ex-wife.

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Jr. Black is almost 30. He hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance either. It is a trend with young men, imo. Young women are nuts, but I'm still hoping he finds a nice girl one day. Hope springs eternal, as long as he never comes home with a chick sporting a nose ring, neck and sleeve tattoos and orange hair.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

61 Marcus T

Thank you for pointing out Psalm 18.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

62 Netanyahu’s speech was incredible. CNN hosts were aghast at the way he called out Mamdani. And it was good to hear him say openly that “we didn’t tell the Americans about the strike on Nasrullah in Lebanon because Nasrullah would have been warned instantly.”

He didn’t mean Trump; just pointing out the obvious fact that the US government is still packed full of leakers and Islamic sympathizers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:06 AM (mFL56)

63 *starts the clock on Paul getting vaporized...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:07 AM (gLYp7)

64 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hadn't even typed in my comment before he got smoked.

Nice work, JJ.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:07 AM (gLYp7)

65 For the life of me, I cannot understand why we continue to participate in, let alone fund the UN.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 08:08 AM (3Ope8)

66 Netanyahu’s speech was incredible
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Literally just finished watching it. My favorite part was calling out the hypocrisy of the Turks and Erdogan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

67 I generally do not like finding beard hair, or any hairs for that matter, in my Pecan Praline 'n Cream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (wVcYX)

68 I have a son who doesn't date. It's because he's introverted and has difficulty striking up conversations. Aside from online people ( and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other? Things were easier before the ubiquitous internet and HR coming down like a ton of bricks on men for what might be considered inappropriate remarks. I met my husband at work. ( My son- at the moment anyway- works alone ) I will say that the Anglican Church in North America has a lot of young people but that's because it's in a college town .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (JrHfD)

69 CrotchetyOldJarhead

Because some Mandarins in the Intel community hoover up all the information in it. So they can guide governmental actions and policies.

Stop laughing. It is their truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

70 I generally do not like finding beard hair, or any hairs for that matter, in my Pecan Praline 'n Cream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (wVcYX)

My beard has the nicest hair...

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 25, 2026 08:10 AM (gLYp7)

71 My son's 31 and hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance. He lives with his mother, my ex-wife.
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My son is 35. Home schooled. He's been dating the same woman for four years. He told her he wouldn't marry her until she paid off her student loans and credit card debt. She sold her house and paid it off.

They're getting married in Las Vegas the day after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 08:10 AM (q5dfb)

72 Oh, yes, the RCC in a local community has monthly or more get togethers, but I think you have to be RC to attend-obviously.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:11 AM (JrHfD)

73 65 For the life of me, I cannot understand why we continue to participate in, let alone fund the UN.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 08:08 AM (3Ope

I do see one reason; if we weren’t in it with a Veto power, there’s no telling how much trouble it could cause, down to trying to start a World War. So the US stays in to ensure that the organization stays useless and ineffectual.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:12 AM (mFL56)

74 Aside from online people (and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other? Things were easier before the ubiquitous internet and HR coming down like a ton of bricks on men for what might be considered inappropriate remarks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (JrHfD)

This is a real problem.

I'm done with the bar scene. Work is not a safe environment. The internet is - at best - risky.

I've started striking up random conversations at the grocery store or Home Depot or the dog park. Meeting people in the wild is usually fun anyway, and I enjoy making new single-serving friends, even if we don't trade information or speak ever again.

We're social creatures, humans. We weren't built to be alone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:12 AM (gLYp7)

75 The isolation and atomization you are describing about young men avoiding women, is a feature not a bug of the current crisis.

Keeping people apart, alone, and afraid serves their purposes and suits their plans.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

76 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

77 I have a son who doesn't date. It's because he's introverted and has difficulty striking up conversations. Aside from online people ( and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other? Things were easier before the ubiquitous internet and HR coming down like a ton of bricks on men for what might be considered inappropriate remarks.

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This is Jr. Black to a T, Fen. He is introverted and isn't the kind to go out "partying" to meet others his age. He's a semi-loner, even though he's not a recluse. I wonder what he'd be like if it weren't for the advent of the internet and how it's become so central to everyone. We here grew up in a totally different world. It's no wonder it's had effects on his generation in ways I can't understand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

78 Why the actual fvck is Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed is wearing two watches and bracelets like a 13 year old girl?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

79 Jr. Black is almost 30. He hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance either. It is a trend with young men, imo. Young women are nuts, but I'm still hoping he finds a nice girl one day. Hope springs eternal, as long as he never comes home with a chick sporting a nose ring, neck and sleeve tattoos and orange hair.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Their entitlement is otherworldly. Seriously. They think the answer to "what do I bring to the table" is,
"I am the table".

No, sugar. You have more red flags than Red Square on May Day. They expect the man to pay for everything and receive nothing.

Huge point - men agreed to be monogamous after marriage. Not celibate.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:14 AM (MRO4A)

80 14 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Sun's comin' up-check!
Cakes on griddle-check!
Funny, funny, riddle-check!

Posted by: Country Boy at September 25, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)

81 Critically Wounded Butler Shooting Victim Jim Copenhaver Has Died

And they still show Crooks as a 13 YO school boy.

We are fuckin retards as a Nation.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

82 Why the actual fvck is Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed is wearing two watches and bracelets like a 13 year old girl?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

Just wear the ribbon!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:15 AM (gLYp7)

83 Good morning everyone. Thx JJ. A happy Friday to you and have a great weekend.
I posted yesterday that I thought some jihadist would try a terrorist attack on 10/7/26. The attacks yesterday in NY only increases my belief. Hope our intel community is on the ball

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:15 AM (NGWpV)

84 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

85 As I observe life, I increasingly feel that the old school method of having marriages arranged between families was more successful, on the whole, than most anything else that’s been tried.

Also no fault divorce has been a disaster.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:17 AM (mFL56)

86 Britain.


HA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

87 Hope our intel community is on the ball not in on the op.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:15 AM (NGWpV)
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FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

88 U.S. District Judge Anne-Leigh Gaylord Moe



Her name is my name too.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

89 >>I've started striking up random conversations at the grocery store or Home Depot or the dog park.

Great, now I have this earworm going on:

It's the dog park
With all the dogs there
And the people you see that you don't really know
'Cuz it's the dog park
It's the dog park

Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2026 08:19 AM (J4Dwc)

90 Trump Admin Reportedly Considering Diesel Export Ban, After Energy Sec Warned It Would Make Things Worse.

Some Scottish dude wrote about export bans in 1776 and exampled the wool export ban of England that added about 150% of the cost of wool to the average Englishman.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

91 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

92 Also no fault divorce has been a disaster.
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The journey to gay marriage, polygamy, and child sex changes began there

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 08:20 AM (45anR)

93 Felix, my neighbor, died last week. He was born in a small town in the Texas Panhandle, and he'd been a custom farmer since he was in his teens. He worked for the same farmer for more than 20 years, until he got fired. In his place, the farmer hired three illegal Mexicans, and to the three of them, he paid the same amount of money he'd paid Felix. The farmer got 3 for the price of 1, the illegal aliens got jobs, and Felix got screwed over. Felix was a nice guy, a good friend to my dad, whom he'd known for 40 years, and a good neighbor.

Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2026 08:20 AM (2Xqig)

94 The 'lose a bit of rib' thing didn't quite work out as well as intended . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:21 AM (wVcYX)

95 Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2026 08:19 AM (J4Dwc)

I love the bass line in that one!

"What are you eating?!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:21 AM (gLYp7)

96 Carney is promising to place Canadian troops in Latvia to stop “Russian aggression”. When asked if they had any drone protection (demonstrated to be absolutely vital by the Uke War) Carney said that they were going to issue shotguns to the soldiers. Seriously.

1/3 of Canada’s combat soldiers are being sent to Latvia to virtue signal, and to be speed bumps if Russia does decide to start something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:22 AM (mFL56)

97 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

It is hard, isn't it? I want my son not to be alone after we hopefully go to the Lord, but it was easier "back when" and the internet is just rife with people bragging. Son makes it sound like everyone he graduated from high schol with makes $100,000 a year. "Really?" I said. "You know the circumstances of everyone from high school? " He doesn't stay in touch with people from college, much less high school. He did pick up a book from the YMCA where he swims about how to be learn to be more outgoing. I hope it helps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JrHfD)

98 “The Green New Deal, frankly, is a floor now, not a ceiling, for what we need to actually be looking at doing,” said DSA member Melat Kiros last month, who is running for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.

It would be far less expensive to just ship a ton of gold to china every other day than to buy the Green Nude Eel bullshit tapped and bugged pieces.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 08:23 AM (/+uur)

99 Battle is what happens after the dialogue stops. It is the point at which one or both sides realize their differences are irreconcilable.

“Der Krieg ist eine bloße Fortsetzung der Politik mit anderen Mitteln”

Whether it is a failure to recognize fundamental truths, the equal and unalienable rights of all men, the basic mores and principles which a society will adhere to, or a direct and devious assault to undermine the foundational agreements upon which a country was founded- there is an impasse.

We are at that juncture, and it is not hyperbole. It is evident in the words and deeds of those who are seeking power. They want it because they intend to use it as a means to enforce their agenda. That isn’t just subversive and treasonous, it is evil in intent. Don’t believe me. Believe them.

I’ve seen it in many places and even the most pedestrian observer of history has read it.

There is no straddling the fence. There isn’t neutral ground. There are two sides. Neither is perfect, but only one can claim that it represents the collective will of our country, and the courage, strength, determination to truthfully pursue and guarantee its future existence.

Choose wisely.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 08:23 AM (DKFMq)

100 6th Circuit Greenlights Ohio’s Proof-Of-Citizenship Law For Midterms

That's great, going forward, but will they be verifying all the names already on the rolls?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

101 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 08:23 AM (/+uur)

102 Jim Copenhaver, 76, a spectator shot at the July 13, 2024 Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, reportedly died on Wednesday. Copenhaver was critically wounded on July 13, 2024, during the assassination attempt of President Donald Trump at the rally... Copenhaver was sitting in bleacher C, two seats away from fellow shooting survivor David Dutch when the shooting started. Corey Comperatore, the 50-year-old volunteer firefighter who was killed shielding his family, was seated in a separate section to the left of the podium. One of the bullets grazed President Trump’s upper right ear, “less than a quarter of an inch from entering his head,” according to former White House physician Ronny Jackson.


But it was staged, you know, and Trump was never in any danger..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

103 AOC was in my mid Hudson city with Congress critter Pat Ryan a couple of months back. About 3/4 of a mile from my house. I didn't know at the time and didn't care. The DSA crazies aren't too big on her and she'll probably not get a great reception amongst to them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:25 AM (NGWpV)

104 Amen nacly dog. Amen.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 08:26 AM (DKFMq)

105
Just had to perform an unusual exercise for Her Majesty. She is judging at a show in Lebanon, TN on October 10th. That same day, The Big Dummy is entered at a show in Lima, OH.

So it was important to find out what the distance is as the crow flies between those two points. If it was within 300 miles, TBD could not be shown. Luckily, there are websites that do that calculation. Show site to show site is 339 miles. So we're good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:26 AM (eRlcH)

106 Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?

Modern women don't help, but no-fault divorce and divorce/custody laws which favor women by default are a pretty big factor as well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

107 AOC was in my mid Hudson city with Congress critter Pat Ryan a couple of months back. About 3/4 of a mile from my house. I didn't know at the time and didn't care. The DSA crazies aren't too big on her and she'll probably not get a great reception amongst them in Rochester or Buffalo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:27 AM (NGWpV)

108 Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2026 08:20 AM (2Xqig)
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May Felix' memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

109 To the barrel goeth I

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:28 AM (NGWpV)

110 The farmer got 3 for the price of 1, the illegal aliens got jobs, and Felix got screwed over. Felix was a nice guy, a good friend to my dad, whom he'd known for 40 years, and a good neighbor.
Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2026 08:20 AM (2Xqig)



May he rest in peace. And may the farmers fields be barren.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

111 There's an affliction that affects women shortly after giving birth. Not Munchausen's. It's something else. I think. The mother just looses all interest in the baby. Sort of a resentment. My ex-wife has it, so did her mother.

It's noticeable later in life, but it's quite disturbing. An attitude like "I can't be bothered with your kid." There's no real harm, not physically, but the mental abuse on the husband is, or can be, significant.

It's why she's my ex. That and she's a witch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 08:29 AM (2Cry5)

112 Either that or I'm off for a walk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:29 AM (NGWpV)

113 The paperback "How To Pick Up Girls" upped my game immensely in 1972.
Aren't you Hank Ryan's sister?
Too bad ice and roller skating are out of fashion. You just find a cute girl-ask Wanna skate?-and there you are holding hands right off the bat. Worked for me.

Posted by: Smooth Operator at September 25, 2026 08:30 AM (Fn+3X)

114 The founding of the UN was sketchy, the cast of characters. The impetus was perhaps well meaning, it was something that needed to happen. At least in principle.

Did You Know? Guess who penned the UN Charter? This is the “constitution” or declaration founding document. Alger Hiss. Yeah. That guy. Plenty more where he came from, in that era.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2026 08:30 AM (rJUaY)

115 AOC was in my mid Hudson city with Congress critter Pat Ryan a couple of months back. About 3/4 of a mile from my house. I didn't know at the time and didn't care. The DSA crazies aren't too big on her and she'll probably not get a great reception amongst them in Rochester or Buffalo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 08:27 AM (NGWpV)



She will spread her legs to them. They will accept her with open flies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:30 AM (ccf/V)

116 Don't marry witches.

And stay away from Salem, Massachusetts next month.

Posted by: Mr. Margaret Hamilton at September 25, 2026 08:32 AM (Fn+3X)

117 She will spread her legs to them. They will accept her with open flies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:30 AM (ccf/V)

I think it's her open legs that draw the flies...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:32 AM (gLYp7)

118
Today is a Friday in the Fall Ember Week. So, no meat today but, because I'm older than 60, the fasting part is out (I think). But, because it's Friday, I reckon my usual Friday penance (no music) applies. It's going to be a long day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:32 AM (eRlcH)

119 Fen, maybe your son should get a dog. Those can be chick magnets. Give the ladies a reason to strike up a conversation with him instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

120 Aside from online people ( and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other?

My son met his wife playing online video games.

They shared an interest and would hang out in a voice chat area when they weren't playing and decided that they liked each other. They've been married a few years now and have a nice house. I just wish that she wanted children.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

121 Fulton Sheen closed his radio show with the song “ and if everyone lit just one little candle what a bright world this would be”. That had a big impact on me.

Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 08:33 AM (z6ONu)

122 Dale Carnegie's books are good too.

It helped me understand when people ask me, "How are you?" they are not making an inquiry expecting a reply, but merely making a polite greeting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

123 Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

Yes, they are good books.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:34 AM (JrHfD)

124 The First Lady came home yesterday after spending a few days with our friend who lost her husband a few weeks ago.

We went out to eat at a local Mexican place and had dinner and a few margaritas. There was a family there, man, wife, son and one of their mothers. They were all wearing Texas Rangers gear. The son had an affliction, maybe autism or the like.

The dad got up to go get the car when they finished. He got in a Mercedes Maybach. Looked it up and it's a $207 to $245k electric luxury vehicle.

Couldn't figure out who the guy was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

125 I generally do not like finding beard hair, or any hairs for that matter, in my Pecan Praline 'n Cream.

He wasn't in the ice cream production area, he was in some repair/fabrication area that dealt with fiberglass. The supervisor said that he couldn't get a proper seal on his respirator - which would get them fined out the wazoo by OSHA, he said that other employees had spectacular beards and weren't given grief.

I wasn't there so I don't know.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

126 Fulton Sheen closed his radio show with the song “ and if everyone lit just one little candle what a bright world this would be”. That had a big impact on me.
Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 08:33 AM (z6ONu)



Or, it would light the world ablaze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

127 The fight over AI is about who gets to control America’s AI future.

A lot of the current moment's panic over AI is driven by politics and the mid-terms. The Democrats have no ideas, no concrete policies (other than opening the border), so they are going with vibes (socialism) and fear. They feel very confident of their ability to turn fear into votes.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2026 08:36 AM (2ap+5)

128 Ok with me

Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 08:36 AM (z6ONu)

129 Fulton Sheen closed his radio show with the song “ and if everyone lit just one little candle what a bright world this would be”. That had a big impact on me.

Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 08:33 AM (z6ONu)


So HE started the fire...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:36 AM (gLYp7)

130
Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?

All the videos I see say, "You don't owe a man a thing." Also, "If he cooks, cleans, does the laundry and takes care of the kids, that's just the bare minimum." Also, "Men are emotionally unavailable." Also, "If a man opens up to you, you have a child on your hands."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:37 AM (eRlcH)

131 Dale Carnegie's books are good too.

It helped me understand when people ask me, "How are you?" they are not making an inquiry expecting a reply, but merely making a polite greeting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


If you answer honestly, after a few times they leave you alone and quit asking. Win-win. 😉

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:37 AM (MRO4A)

132 The isolation and atomization you are describing about young men avoiding women, is a feature not a bug of the current crisis.

Keeping people apart, alone, and afraid serves their purposes and suits their plans.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)


It serves two goals.

1. It lessens the birthrate of whites. This is an explicit stated goal of the WEF.
2. Single women overwhelmingly vote leftist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

133 Couldn't figure out who the guy was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/
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You eat a higher class of taco than I do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

134
If you answer honestly, after a few times they leave you alone and quit asking. Win-win. 😉
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:37 AM (MRO4A)


My usual reply is, "I fall down a lot and I cry a lot, but otherwise I'm OK."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)

135 Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?

All the videos I see say, "You don't owe a man a thing." Also, "If he cooks, cleans, does the laundry and takes care of the kids, that's just the bare minimum." Also, "Men are emotionally unavailable." Also, "If a man opens up to you, you have a child on your hands."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Where's Huggy Bear when you need him?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:38 AM (MRO4A)

136 Women have hormones. It allows them to murder their children without consequence.

You better be DAMN SURE you're safe should you choose to marry one.


That's what they're teaching me now........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

137 They'll never stop trying to silence and censor the defiant unwashed. Never, except at the point of the sharpened blade. Whether that blade is electoral--if such means remain available to us and are capable of achieving the sharpness required--or literal, we will find out. The people will either finally lapse into the slumbrous surrender to the globalist beast and its promises of safety and stipends, or there will be blood.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2026 08:40 AM (BdmD3)

138 The Trump administration withdrew from the UN Human Rights Council, a body that routinely seats serious human rights abusers while treating Israel as a permanent defendant. Its investigators are now accusing the United States of war crimes in Iran but never said a word about Iran’s state sponsorship of terrorism or its grisly human rights record at home.
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Criticism is a good start. Taking the UN bureaucracy apart, brick by brick, would be doing the world a massive favor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 08:40 AM (AnNWH)

139 In one film adaptation of "Brave New World" the standard greeting was, "HihowareyouImfinethankyouverymuch."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

140 Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ

Thanks, but he's living with us right now. A dog-as wonderful as they can be- would not be a good match with a new kitten. I'm exhausted enough with Galloping Gus-my nickname - the kitten/ racehorse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:40 AM (JrHfD)

141
Me? After nearly 33 years, I reckon if Her Majesty is still talking to me, everything is fine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:40 AM (eRlcH)

142
You eat a higher class of taco than I do.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)



I live in a higher rent area, yes. 4 margaritas, 2 beers and 2 meals was $122.

It's why we're currently selling the house and moving to greener pastures.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

143 It helped me understand when people ask me, "How are you?" they are not making an inquiry expecting a reply, but merely making a polite greeting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
+++
I like to go with something about hopefully getting the ankle bracelet off before the upcoming weekend.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 25, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Fen, maybe your son should get a dog. Those can be chick magnets. Give the ladies a reason to strike up a conversation with him instead of the other way around.
Posted by: Bulg
___________

This is why dog park/bars have been popping up everywhere. If I had the funds, I'd open one in my town.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 08:41 AM (XvL8K)

145 This is Jr. Black to a T, Fen. He is introverted and isn't the kind to go out "partying" to meet others his age. He's a semi-loner, even though he's not a recluse. I wonder what he'd be like if it weren't for the advent of the internet and how it's become so central to everyone. We here grew up in a totally different world. It's no wonder it's had effects on his generation in ways I can't understand.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)


I honestly don't know where young people would go to meet and hang out today. Most teens have nowhere to go. Due to the recent bad behavior of certain groups of teens, the places they do have don't permit unescorted teens.

Bars are dangerous for men. Say the wrong thing, look at the wrong woman, and your life can get pretty fucked, pretty fast. Eventually you stop trying and civilization falls apart. Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

146 Youth and looks are fleeting, ladies. Wanna be the blue-haired cat lady alone kvetching about your neighbors and the world-at-large? Keep it up!

Posted by: Life Is Short at September 25, 2026 08:41 AM (Fn+3X)

147 It’s really interesting to read older books or listen to old radio programs. The cops used to haul people in for about 9 hours of questioning. They would use this opportunity to search their house. No warrant needed, apparently. They make it tough for cops these days for sure. Thankfully most crooks are stupid.

Miranda (yes, that guy) was part of a police lineup after he was accused of rape. He blurted out “Yeah, that’s her!”, apparently some clown “judge” in a robe decided we as a society need to protect criminals. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Plot lines in novels or movies often revolved around a wife or husband who refused to agree to a divorce. That’s how it worked. Marriage was considered a societal good. Because it is.

Notice the usual suspects have an incandescent rage against families and marriages now. They always have, but it’s safe to say those things now. One of an increasingly long list of shit I never, ever had on my Bingo card. Oops

Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2026 08:43 AM (rJUaY)

148 [Keeping people apart, alone, and afraid serves their purposes and suits their plans.

Its how you effect an One Child Policy over a population.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 08:43 AM (/TiS1)

149 TDIF: The Japanese word for "Smorgasbord" is "Viking Food."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 08:43 AM (DK+e8)

150 My nephew is a gamer, is learning guitar and works at a business complex serving food in the cafeteria. He was never one that dated girls in high school, but has met someone that he's been seeing for over a year now.

She's a Korean/Mexican mix, I believe, has a child that she can't care for so her parents do. She's on meds and has actually been institutionalized at one point.


"Son......what are you doing?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

151 >>If you answer honestly, after a few times they leave you alone and quit asking. Win-win.

Old-time Chicago DJ, on calls with listeners, would be asked, 'How are you?' His response, invariably, was, 'Getting by.'

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 08:44 AM (NcvvS)

152 1/3 of Canada’s combat soldiers are being sent to Latvia to virtue signal, and to be speed bumps if Russia does decide to start something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:22 AM (mFL56)


Bold move given that Carney said they were concerned about the Freedom Horde invading from the US and they were issuing all citizens slingshots and poutine to defend Mother Canada.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

153 TDIF: The Japanese word for "Smorgasbord" is "Viking Food."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 08:43 AM



I'll need that big boobied JWOW broad to confirm that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

154 Bars are dangerous for men. Say the wrong thing, look at the wrong woman, and your life can get pretty fucked, pretty fast. Eventually you stop trying and civilization falls apart. Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

This is me, except for the 'stop trying' part.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)

155
Old-time Chicago DJ, on calls with listeners, would be asked, 'How are you?' His response, invariably, was, 'Getting by.'
Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 08:44 AM (NcvvS)



My current answer is 'day to day.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

156 I live in a higher rent area, yes. 4 margaritas, 2 beers and 2 meals was $122

$122?! For tacos?

Posted by: dantesed at September 25, 2026 08:45 AM (Oy/m2)

157 I generally do not like finding beard hair, or any hairs for that matter, in my Pecan Praline 'n Cream.
>>>
He wasn't in the ice cream production area, he was in some repair/fabrication area that dealt with fiberglass. The supervisor said that he couldn't get a proper seal on his respirator - which would get them fined out the wazoo by OSHA, he said that other employees had spectacular beards and weren't given grief.

I wasn't there so I don't know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

Now that I've read the link (read the post before commenting - who does that?), it sure looks like the company is way over and deep in the wrong. Making fiberglass parts for their trucks and singled out for disparate treatment. Get out the checkbook, Blue Bell.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

158 It is hard, isn't it? I want my son not to be alone after we hopefully go to the Lord, but it was easier "back when" and the internet is just rife with people bragging.

--

It's hard for me too. I think the same thing about him being alone after we're gone (where we'll hopefully be with our Lord too!). He's an only child, as I know your son is. I'd even feel a bit better if he had siblings, but he does not.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:46 AM (qBdHI)

159 Today Is National Quesadilla Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

160 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JrHfD)
==============================
I encourage your son and all his age to follow Mike Rowe (he has a blog and an educational effort going), and especially follow his occupational advice, which (as you know) is to choose a trade, apprentice in it, and then your future earnings are assured. America has desperate need of well trained tradesmen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (Yj10g)

161 They shall not pass!

CTV News
@CTVNews
#BREAKING: PM Carney prepared for ‘risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military invasion of Canada: report

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (ndZc7)

162 “New kitten”

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (rJUaY)

163 Hannah Minx.......that's the chick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

164 TGIF all

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)

165 @CTVNews
#BREAKING: PM Carney prepared for ‘risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military invasion of Canada: report
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (ndZc7)



Good lord......f*ck right off with that noise......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

166 Who is driving home after all those margaritas and beers? Bodycam video coming up.

Posted by: Ossifer, I live Literally /Right Over There... at September 25, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)

167 Would you prefer he be married and miserable?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 25, 2026 08:48 AM (2Ez/1)

168 A plea for free speech.

Macklemore
@macklemore
What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.
So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.
Sign up at http://macklemore.com

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Also for genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 08:49 AM (ndZc7)

169
$122?! For tacos?
Posted by: dantesed at September 25, 2026 08:45 AM (Oy/m2)



Wife had some sort of nachos and I had carne asada.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

170 Taco $4.95, Jarritos $2.95

Cheapest meal in the Bay area.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

171 Fortunately, my son is very outgoing. He’s had the same steady girlfriend for several years. They’ll probably get married after she pays off her student loans.

Posted by: Bulg at September 25, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)

172 Old-time Chicago DJ, on calls with listeners, would be asked, 'How are you?' His response, invariably, was, 'Getting by.'
Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 08:44 AM (NcvvS)

My current answer is 'day to day.'
-----------------------------

My standard response is "good enough" and it surprises me how many people are taken back by it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 08:50 AM (YfNjq)

173 159 Today Is National Quesadilla Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Only eat 'Murrican food here.

Posted by: Steak 'n' Taters at September 25, 2026 08:51 AM (Fn+3X)

174 ...my wife had a late performance with a German band.

I'm sorry, but there aren't enough deutschmarks in print to get me to serve up a hanging curveball like that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2026 08:51 AM (zdLoL)

175 >>An Inquiry Into the Curious Death of Angelo Codevilla
The man who kept the CIA up at night


Aw H#ll, had forgotten about this. Another Breitbart.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

176 Today Is National Quesadilla Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
====

$5.95

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

177 Macklemore is a dumb shit who was gifted a second 15 minutes of fame and he's spent it all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 08:52 AM (Yj10g)

178 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

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Let Lindsey Cheney be Lindsey Cheney!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 08:52 AM (ndZc7)

179 All the videos I see say, "You don't owe a man a thing." Also, "If he cooks, cleans, does the laundry and takes care of the kids, that's just the bare minimum." Also, "Men are emotionally unavailable." Also, "If a man opens up to you, you have a child on your hands."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:37 AM (eRlcH)


And, while it's true that AWANLT, that's the environment in which the yoots live. It cannot help but pollute the minds of other women, even if they don't ascribe to those ideas, and it make the men suspicious. It's all poison.

No doubt the fault of the boomers, as I'm told constantly on X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

180 Today Is National Quesadilla Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

Oh, yum! And homemade ones are convenient and much cheaper than restaurant ones, though mine lack all the accoutrements, like fresh guacamole.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:53 AM (wVcYX)

181 They shall not pass!

CTV News
@CTVNews
#BREAKING: PM Carney prepared for ‘risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military invasion of Canada: report
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Talk about living rent free in Canada's heads.
Most Americans don't even think about Canada once a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:53 AM (MRO4A)

182 CBS is expecting "mass layoffs" today, now that Paramount is closing the Warner purchase.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 08:53 AM (Yj10g)

183 >>Today Is National Quesadilla Day.


'Queso how do we celebrate?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:53 AM (rOKnE)

184
OK, I'll never intellectually *understand* the reasoning of the Sisterhood in matters of justice like the Clancy case. But I have now perceived its power over the Sisters in a personal context.

I have an acquaintance in another state whose husband was shot to death during a home invasion a couple years ago. During the course of the investigation, the original DA (a man) retired and was replaced by a woman.

When we were recently speaking on this, she showed me a text message from the DA shortly after the conviction expressing sympathy for the loss of her husband. She said "this is why I prefer a woman DA... they actually have compassion for victims."

In the intervening time, the seasoned, experienced male DA had been confident he could pursue a murder 2 charge and put this guy up for nearly 50 years. The green, young woman DA was afraid of that trial and amended the charge to manslaughter. He will likely be free in 5 years.

But she did it compassionately. Like a Sister.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2026 08:54 AM (qZl0c)

185 178 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

It's all in the semantics: Obama's understanding of "better."

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2026 08:54 AM (BdmD3)

186 >>Today Is National Quesadilla Day.

Three churros for this!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

187 Posted by: I gotta ask at September 25, 2026 08:48 AM (2Ez/1)

Who are you asking? . There are actually both women and men here who are happily married and some who ( sadly) have spouses who have died and who miss them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:55 AM (JrHfD)

188 Today Is National Quesadilla Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

Oh, yum! And homemade ones are convenient and much cheaper than restaurant ones, though mine lack all the accoutrements, like fresh guacamole.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Our one good Mexican restaurant closed due to family health emergency back home. If I want good Mexican food, it's a 45 minute trip away.

I've gotten pretty good at making tacos, fajitas, quesadillas, and passable on enchiladas.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (MRO4A)

189 >>Today Is National Quesadilla Day.

Three churros for this!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

Three cheers for the red, white, and green!

(picante, sour cream, and guacamole)

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

190 Macklemore
@macklemore
What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.
So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.



The billionaire doesn't have to give you the platform to spew your bullshit, dumbass. It's not that they're silencing you, its that they don't want to be associated with your f*cked off message.

You're a communist retard. You have money. Build your own venue. Preach your shitty word. Show them you're serious.

Where's Selena's manager when you need her?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

191 Youth and looks are fleeting, ladies. Wanna be the blue-haired cat lady alone kvetching about your neighbors and the world-at-large? Keep it up!
Posted by: Life Is Short at September 25, 2026 08:41 AM (Fn+3X)


Saw a video the other day of a woman saying that she sort of wanted a child but wasn't ready to settle for "just any man" because she had time. Mind you, she was 36, looked 50, and had herpes, but she was holding out for that twelve foot billionaire who was looking just for her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

192 On the bright side, we don't have to look at the ugly green marble behind the podium in the General Assembly until next September.

Posted by: Life's Little Blessings at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (Fn+3X)

193 “Bold Leadership”: Netanyahu Praises Trump at UN

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They're like the evil Batman and Robin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (ndZc7)

194 Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:56 AM (JrHfD)

195 But she did it compassionately. Like a Sister.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2026 08:54 AM (qZl0c)
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This is very illustrative. The results don't matter.

The feelz are everything.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

196 Surrender Pronto, or we'll level Toronto!"

https://tinyurl.com/2frszzfz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (Yj10g)

197 Obie said that because he’s queer, probably

Posted by: Common Tater at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (rJUaY)

198 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

It's all in the semantics: Obama's understanding of "better."
Posted by: Ordinary American


Obama's understanding of "women". *
Cough cough Big Mike cough cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (MRO4A)

199
CTV News
@CTVNews
#BREAKING: PM Carney prepared for ‘risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military Girl Scout Troop invasion of Canada: report


Be safe girls! Don't eat the poutine!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (YSUhf)

200 Only eat 'Murrican food here.
Posted by: Steak 'n' Taters at September 25, 2026 08:51 AM (Fn+3X)
******
Well, it's also National Lobster Day. 🦞

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

201 And there's no such thing as a 'palestinian.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

202 I recall the news of the Tylenol poisoning coming out in '82. It struck me as a fascinating mystery, the fact that they had no suspects, etc. (And led to my not using Tylenol for years.) Similarly, when the ".44 Caliber Killer," later known as "Son of Sam," popped up on the radio news in '77, it sounded to me like a literary mystery a la Ellery Queen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

203 >> Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years


I had forgotten what a troll this man is.

OF COURSE he says this after the batsh#t craziness of the Lindsey Clancy trial prompting so many men into wondering if women should even be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:58 AM (rOKnE)

204 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years


You don't know anything about women. You married a herm and enjoy blowjobs from fat white dudes.

GFY, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

205 After covid, eating out has become unbearably bad. Unless you're willing to either lower your expectations or pay big monies and pray the service/food is worth it.*

*It's seldom, if ever, "worth it."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (2Cry5)

206 >>Well, it's also National Lobster Day. 🦞


Let's roll!!
Butter have enough for all of us!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE)

207
Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

Great. Start a nuclear war because of her hormones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (eRlcH)

208 OK, I'll never intellectually *understand* the reasoning of the Sisterhood in matters of justice like the Clancy case.

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It's a fish bicycle thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)

209 What is "poutine?" (And if it runs "$20, same as in town," I'm not gonna pay for it anyway.). Something to do with gravy on potatoes or similar?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (wzUl9)

210 Hasan Piker joins in anti-Israel chant ‘From the river to the sea’ at Cornell University event
=======================
Calling for killing Jews. The new Cornell University.

I have nothing but contempt for my old school.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (Yj10g)

211 Looking time lurker, rare poster, always here.
The issue with son's is hitting hard here. My brilliant mid 20's quiet, introverted son has introduced us to his 30 yo 'girlfriend' who isn't a girl, but who lives as one. We are struggling with how to proceed and make our views of reality (the real one) our boundries.
Horde prayers are welcome.

Posted by: RedDish at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (bElCh)

212 What is "poutine?" (And if it runs "$20, same as in town," I'm not gonna pay for it anyway.). Something to do with gravy on potatoes or similar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (wzUl9)



Brown gravy on french fries.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

213 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

It's all in the semantics: Obama's understanding of "better."
Posted by: Ordinary American

Obama's understanding of "women". *
Cough cough Big Mike cough cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:57 AM (MRO4A)

Yes, things would be much better.

Posted by: Countess Elizabeth Bathory at September 25, 2026 09:01 AM (wVcYX)

214 *It's seldom, if ever, "worth it."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 08:59 AM (2Cry5)
====

Sales Tax 10.25%
Health Fee 4%
Tip 15%

Groceries 0%

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

215 Calling for killing Jews. The new Cornell University.

I have nothing but contempt for my old school.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (Yj10g)

It's not just Cornell, it's all of them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2026 09:01 AM (BdmD3)

216 After covid, eating out has become unbearably bad. Unless you're willing to either lower your expectations or pay big monies and pray the service/food is worth it.*

*It's seldom, if ever, "worth it."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026


***
True. It's got to be a special occasion now, as it runs at least $30 with tip for two people who don't order drinks, $15 for a single breakfast with coffee. I was thinking earlier this week I'd go out today to my favorite diner, but I've changed my mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:02 AM (wzUl9)

217 The issue with son's is hitting hard here. My brilliant mid 20's quiet, introverted son has introduced us to his 30 yo 'girlfriend' who isn't a girl, but who lives as one. We are struggling with how to proceed and make our views of reality (the real one) our boundries.
Horde prayers are welcome.
Posted by: RedDish at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (bElCh)



Oh my......I will pray he sees the errors of his ways.....soon......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

218
Horde prayers are welcome.
Posted by: RedDish at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (bElCh)


You got them. And lurk less, talk more. They put up with me around here, so you know that standards are low.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 09:02 AM (eRlcH)

219 >>@macklemore
What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.
So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.
- - - -

Gotta stand back and marvel at the audacity of the professional activist "victim" play here.
Planned and executed to perfection.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:02 AM (rOKnE)

220 Friends and Seinfeld were a long time ago, but both were poison to the institution of marriage. Things have only gotten worse since.

Posted by: Not To Mention Al Bundy at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (Fn+3X)

221 Sales Tax 10.25%
Health Fee 4%
Tip 15%

Groceries 0%
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026


***
Groceries here: 9.78% sales tax, sometimes 10%. But there's no tip or other fees.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)

222 'Queso how do we celebrate?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 08:53 AM (rOKnE)
******
By going out to Pappasitos Cantina.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

223 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years


You don't know anything about women. You married a herm and enjoy blowjobs from fat white dudes.

GFY, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

I admire your restraint.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

224
Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

Well...to be fair, it would be entertaining seeing the President strangle her whole cabinet to death every bad hormone day, though-

that's no way to run a Constitutional Republic.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (YSUhf)

225 Poll: More than 40 Percent of Americans Have Positive View of Socialism

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What's not to like?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

226 I have nothing but contempt for my old school.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
________

Not going back till Cali tumbles into the sea?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (XvL8K)

227 >>We are struggling with how to proceed and make our views of reality (the real one) our boundries.
Horde prayers are welcome.
Posted by: RedDish

Wow, will pray for him and you.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE)

228
I admire your restraint.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)



It's a never ending struggle.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

229 Guys could meet a good woman in a good church. I know, quaint idea.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (Gqar8)

230 Brown gravy on french fries.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026


***
Sounds messy to eat. Tasty, I suppose, but you'd be wiping your fingers all the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (wzUl9)

231 Posted by: RedDish at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (bElCh)

Sorry for your worries.

I will pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (JrHfD)

232 Groceries here: 9.78% sales tax, sometimes 10%. But there's no tip or other fees.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)
=====

They charge tax on groceries? Dayum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

233 On a lighter note:

The NHL season starts on Tuesday.

I got roped into playing Fantasy Hockey this year......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

234 Oh Good Grief.

The Company has designated today as "Dolly Parton Day".

This is not going to go well.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:05 AM (pUU4E)

235 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence

This stuff will only stop when one of two things happen

1) A right leaning government, ideally the US, activates its own similiar structure targeting EU/NGO misinformation

2) The politicans involved with it pay a personal price

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)

236 Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM (Gqar8

Yes. I put a suggestion above about young people attending the Anglican Church in North America. I'm sure there are other churches with women attending.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:06 AM (JrHfD)

237 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

Well...to be fair, it would be entertaining seeing the President strangle her whole cabinet to death every bad hormone day, though-

that's no way to run a Constitutional Republic.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (YSUhf)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP! at September 25, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)

238 Guys could meet a good woman in a good church. I know, quaint idea.
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 09:04 AM



My bud was part of one of those Cowboy Churches a while back. He sung in the choir and was pretty active in it.

Then he found out the preacher was banging a few of the married ladies in the congregation.

Churches have lost their luster........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

239
The NHL season starts on Tuesday.

I got roped into playing Fantasy Hockey this year......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)


Shock prediction. The Maple Leafs will not win the Stanley Cup this season.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 09:07 AM (eRlcH)

240 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 25, 2026 09:07 AM (53oGX)

241 They charge tax on groceries? Dayum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

PA wouldnt tax groceries, either. You get ass-raped in other ways.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:07 AM (RJBgA)

242 The BBC confirmed earlier this week that jokes featured in David Mitchell and Robert Webb’s show [“That Mitchell and Webb Look”] had been cut ahead of it being restored to iPlayer for its 20th anniversary.

They are the guys that did the "Are we the baddies" skit right?

This is perfect. The British dictatorship censoring the people pointing out you have to ask if in fact your are the one in the wrong even if it is your own socialist government...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2026 09:08 AM (sKqQm)

243 I have nothing but contempt for my old school.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026


***
I lost all respect for my alma mater during the Sniffle Scare and their immediate knee-bending about face diapers and the clot shot. Plus a bunch of students were demonstrating about "Free Palestine!" outside my building (and blocking avenue traffic) in the late spring of '23, and the administration did almost nothing about them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

244
Shock prediction. The Maple Leafs will not win the Stanley Cup this season.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 09:07 AM (eRlcH)



Unfortunately, the Edmonton Oilers have a real shot at it. My only hope is Alberta votes to leave Canada and should they win the Cup, Canada's drought continues.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

245 Jim Copenhaver, 76, a spectator shot at the July 13, 2024 Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, reportedly died on Wednesday.
-

um....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (lR5Ug)

246 238

My bud was part of one of those Cowboy Churches a while back. He sung in the choir and was pretty active in it.

Then he found out the preacher was banging a few of the married ladies in the congregation.

Churches have lost their luster........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

Sorry to hear that Sponge. Not all churches are - churches, in the sense of being Christian. Takes some investigation to find the good ones.

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (Gqar8)

247 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

Depends on the church, I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (JrHfD)

248 220 Friends and Seinfeld were a long time ago, but both were poison to the institution of marriage. Things have only gotten worse since.
Posted by: Not To Mention Al Bundy at September 25, 2026 09:03 AM (Fn+3X)

My first take on Seinfeld was not positive. As for Friends, I asked myself -- would I enjoy spending time with any of those people? No. And interestingly, none of them seemed to have a healthy sense of humor.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (BdmD3)

249 Shock prediction. The Maple Leafs will not win the Stanley Cup this season.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A sound bet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (RJBgA)

250 This is not going to go well.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:05 AM (pUU4E)

Tits up?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (aKiSo)

251
They charge tax on groceries? Dayum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026


***
To be accurate, the tax on groceries is 5%. Everything else, like cat food, toilet paper, etc., runs 9-10%.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (wzUl9)

252 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

Comment found on internet:

"In university, a seminar on political corruption: We read and discussed a study that found that men tend to create networks of corruption whilst women did not. Of course the women in the seminar loved this, because they were biased and it confirmed their worldview that men are just worse. We read and discussed the study further and it turned out, that women did not choose to not create networks of corruption, they were unable to create them, because a network of corruption is based in reciprocity, a favor for a favor etc. and the researchers found that female politicians only took favors and gave nothing back, so no reciprocity and therefore no networks. The faces of my fellow female seminar members were priceless. They were so offended."

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:10 AM (pUU4E)

253
The Advent of the Orangeverse starts tomorrow!!!

Prepare Yourselves for Yuge and Luxurious Orange-osity!!!!!!!

...

...

Maybe buy some Orange Crush to drink or something.

...yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:10 AM (YSUhf)

254 By going out to Pappasitos Cantina.
Posted by: redridinghood

No way. Poppy is a little sloppy!

Posted by: Washee Irony at September 25, 2026 09:10 AM (Fn+3X)

255 Actually it's National Dolly Parton Day.

Posted by: 9 2 5 at September 25, 2026 09:10 AM (2Ez/1)

256 >>#BREAKING: PM Carney prepared for ‘risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military invasion of Canada: report


Is Canada still a major gateway of Fentanyl getting into the U.S.?

And how many newly minted refugee-Canadians are now using their Canadian citizenship to enter the US as a workaround (as opposed to coming directly their homeland, as Trump clamps down on immigration from dangerous places)?

PM Carney is being melodramatic, but if the US were to invade, it would not be without cause.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:11 AM (rOKnE)

257 243 I have nothing but contempt for my old school.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026

I wondered recently if my small, rather obscure liberal arts alma mater had succumbed to Wokism. I checked. Yup.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2026 09:11 AM (BdmD3)

258
Depends on the church, I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (JrHfD)



I would certainly hope so......However, having been a wee lad at a Catholic school where the head priest embezzled tons of money and disappeared, my view of the church has been very sour. Not mentioning that whole covering up of rampant child molestation thing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

259 12 I remember being 26. I remember disliking certain political animals. I don't remember thinking that sending death threats would be a great idea.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/k3in)

I was a first time 19 yo voter in 1976 who campaigned hard for Reagan in the primary. When he lost to Ford, I campaigned hard against Jimmah Carter. Results weren’t in until about 1am the next morning at which time the dorm receptionist called to say I had something down at the desk. It was a jar of peanut butter a friend left. 50 years layer and here we are.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 25, 2026 09:12 AM (SjAWL)

260 We are NOT a meat market!!

Posted by: Every church singles group ever at September 25, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

261 We read and discussed the study further and it turned out, that women did not choose to not create networks of corruption, they were unable to create them, because a network of corruption is based in reciprocity, a favor for a favor etc. and the researchers found that female politicians only took favors and gave nothing back, so no reciprocity and therefore no networks. The faces of my fellow female seminar members were priceless. They were so offended."
Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:10 AM (pUU4E)



Epic......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

262 Friends and Seinfeld were a long time ago, but both were poison to the institution of marriage. Things have only gotten worse since.
Posted by: Not To Mention Al Bundy at September 25, 2026

***
Seinfeld
I'd agree on, but Friends featured the sincere love and marriage of Monica and Chandler.

Far worse have been shows like King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, and others that showed dumb husband being dominated by snarky wife.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

263 I eagerly await Trump's response to Carney's dipshittery.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)

264 @149 The Japanese word for "Smorgasbord" is "Viking Food."

I don't usually accuse the Japanese of hypocrisy, but they and the Vikings have raw fish, seaweed and blubber in common. I can't say for sure whether the Vikings dared each other with poison fish but I wouldn't put it past them.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2026 09:14 AM (zdLoL)

265 Why would we send our military to invade our largest national park?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 25, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)

266 For those interested, here is the Hassan Piker report (NY Post link). What makes it even more shocking is that the call for death was held in Sage Chapel, the beautiful old church on campus. This whole thing is just beyond my understanding. What the hell is going on in the world today?

https://tinyurl.com/ybtt99hd

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 09:14 AM (iuLJm)

267 What the hell is going on in the world today?

https://tinyurl.com/ybtt99hd
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 09:14 AM (iuLJm)




Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

268 Online Dems are starting to wonder why the DNC is only sending $5 million to TX and instead is sending to "safe" seats in GA, NC, MN.

LOL

They are so, so close to the answer

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2026 09:15 AM (3cUTc)

269 Carney is an idiot writ large. And I wouldn't say he's not dangerous.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2026 09:15 AM (BdmD3)

270 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

Well...to be fair, it would be entertaining seeing the President strangle her whole cabinet to death every bad hormone day, though-

that's no way to run a Constitutional Republic.
Posted by: naturalfake


I joked yesterday.

I asked a woman at work to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was five. So she started choking me.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 09:15 AM (MRO4A)

271 I was coming back from dropping Elvis off at the groomer this morning and a buzzard was standing in the middle of the road standing on a dead squirrel. And he just stared at me. That's an ominous way to start the day.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)

272 Toldya Elvis wasn't dead.

Posted by: Ya see? at September 25, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

273 “Disgusted that Cornell gave Hasan Piker a platform today,” a graduate said. “As an alum, I am embarrassed and outraged. Cornell, what are you thinking? You can do better.”

Others were stunned that the event was held in Sage Chapel, which was the first nonsectarian chapel at a US college when it opened in 1875.

In the build-up to Piker’s appearance, the university’s Hillel chapter said the influencer’s views “ go against our values as Americans and Jews,” and described his “hateful rhetoric” as “repulsive.”



According to their rules, it would've been ok for those that didn't like it to shoot him, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

274 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

***
Robert A. Heinlein suggested something similar in an essay around 1980. I hope he was doing it tongue-in-cheek.

I doubt he'd say such a thing today, if he were a young or even middle-aged man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:17 AM (wzUl9)

275
I joked yesterday.

I asked a woman at work to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was five. So she started choking me.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 09:15 AM (MRO4A)


Nice! I laughed.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 09:17 AM (YSUhf)

276 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years
--------

Why only two years?

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 09:18 AM (dkh0J)

277 My ancestors, the Vikings, would dine and dash in Ireland, Scotland, England, and take the comeliest redhead waitresses with them back home. Wish I could live like that.

Posted by: It Takes A Pillage at September 25, 2026 09:18 AM (Fn+3X)

278 My bud was part of one of those Cowboy Churches a while back. He sung in the choir

The KWAH.

He Sung in the Kwah.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2026 09:19 AM (zdLoL)

279 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

It's all in the semantics: Obama's understanding of "better."

Posted by: Ordinary American

Then why did he run against Hillary?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 09:19 AM (gLYp7)

280 Chris Bray: Stupid Democrats Are Lying About Obamacare Fraud

-
Stupid?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

281 >>Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years

Look at the great jobs done by a bunch of women in the Obama and Biden years.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 09:20 AM (viF8m)

282 My first take on Seinfeld was not positive. As for Friends, I asked myself -- would I enjoy spending time with any of those people? No. And interestingly, none of them seemed to have a healthy sense of humor.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Sexy time with Rachael would be time well spent. Other than that - hard pass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:20 AM (RJBgA)

283 298- I'm am sorry, Sponge. People in churches are humans- some are bad, some good. If attending church was meaningful at some point, I encourage you to talk to some of our active RC's here such as A.H. Lloyd or Nova who are obviously aware of that disappointment and anger and hurt at some of the people I. The church , and yet continue to get blessings from their church involvement . You're a dear man, and when church "works" it's a blessing and comfort to have communal worship, prayer and support.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:20 AM (JrHfD)

284 This guy is epic.

How to be a HERO!

CINCINNATI LOCAL INFLUENCER BUSTED AFTER DRAG SHOW GONE HARD
Cincinnati’s self-proclaimed “King of the Riverfront Content” is cooling his heels in the Hamilton County Justice Center tonight after police say he turned a sold-out drag brunch into an accidental pharmaceutical free-for-all.
Witnesses claim the 40-something TikTok personality — known for his signature diamond Cuban link and rooftop selfies overlooking the Ohio River — allegedly dumped an entire bottle of Viagra into the communal punch bowl at a popular Over-the-Rhine drag show. Within the hour, half the audience was standing at attention… and not for the performances.
“I just wanted everyone to have a hard good time,” the influencer reportedly told detectives, still wearing the chain that has become his online trademark.
Officers booked him on charges of adulterating a beverage and public endangerment. Bond is set, but his next live stream may have to come from a holding cell.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 09:21 AM (MRO4A)

285 It’s been a rough week at the UN. Trump told them they suck, then Bukele told them they suck and Communism can’t work, and now Bibi told them they suck.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 09:21 AM (QZThv)

286 Actually it's National Dolly Parton Day.

On a Friday. Halloween Practice Day.

I'm staying home.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:22 AM (rgGn5)

287 Posted by: RedDish at September 25, 2026 09:00 AM (bElCh)


Oh my......I will pray he sees the errors of his ways.....soon......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)
******
Same! On social media sites there is so much brainwashing going on for kids that are experiencing loneliness.
We need God's help more than ever.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2026 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

288 It’s been a rough week at the UN. Trump told them they suck, then Bukele told them they suck and Communism can’t work, and now Bibi told them they suck.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2026 09:21 AM (QZThv)



I'll know they're serious when the UN is removed from the US, permanently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:23 AM (ccf/V)

289 A heartfelt apology from a Japanese volleyball player. Video

https://tinyurl.com/55cz9emx

I have to go pick up dear spouse. Friends, consider taking some time from politics if you can. It helps .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:23 AM (JrHfD)

290 My first take on Seinfeld was not positive. As for Friends, I asked myself -- would I enjoy spending time with any of those people? No. And interestingly, none of them seemed to have a healthy sense of humor.
Posted by: Ordinary American
*
Sexy time with Rachael would be time well spent. Other than that - hard pass.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026


***
I was a bit older than the Friends characters, but I liked them all. Chandler and I especially would be buddies, I think, though we'd continually be trying to one-up each other with smart remarks. Rachel and Monica I'd date. Phoebe would be fun to observe, like a distant planet with an erratic orbit.

Joey was nobody's genius, but he was loyal and goodhearted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

291 Why only two years?


Because she will get the Butler PA Treatment after guys get tired of her shit.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:25 AM (9Hs2w)

292 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years
----------

It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 09:25 AM (dkh0J)

293 Re: my 290: I left Ross out of my ranking. For good reason; he was a dork.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

294 >>and the researchers found that female politicians only took favors and gave nothing back, so no reciprocity and therefore no networks. The faces of my fellow female seminar members were priceless. They were so offended."


LOL.
Guess that's why Hillary hooked up with - and has stayed "married" to - Bill.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)

295 By going out to Pappasitos Cantina.
Posted by: redridinghood

Stay away from Feleena. She's nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 25, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

296 Force feed that freak about a dozen viagra pills and whatever happens. He deserved it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 09:26 AM (RJBgA)

297 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years
--------

Why only two years?

----------

Because after two years of girlboss tyranny, demand for repeal the 19th Amendment would be universal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 09:26 AM (rM+VA)

298 Trump does throw nice parties.

https://tinyurl.com/3ddx9fmw

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m)

299 Re: my 290: I left Ross out of my ranking. For good reason; he was a dork.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


But he had a monkey.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 09:27 AM (MRO4A)

300 >>It turns out you can just say things.

Heh. He's trolling. With all the 'repeal the 19th amendment' stuff he wants to kick it up a notch.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:27 AM (rOKnE)

301 Obama says things "would be better" if women were in charge of every government for two years
--------



How has that worked out for the European countries that have had broads as their leaders?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

302 Andy Burnham's censorship plan in the UK got me thinking about a danger from AI and government regulation of AI that I haven't heard discussed.

The suppression or outright public web deletion of information. People and organizations that come to rely on AI for comprehensive and truthful information and info synthesis, can be fooled by intentionally suppressing data used by an AI engine. The Corrupt Media uses this practice every minute of every day. By not reporting about topics or data they dislike for political or other reasons. An AI can be programmed to do the same, applying any bias the programmers code into it.

Federal Regulation will make it easy for Presidential Administrations to issue regulations that effectively suppresses info it dislikes or fears.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2026 09:27 AM (5rh/l)

303 Others were stunned that the event was held in Sage Chapel, which was the first nonsectarian chapel at a US college when it opened in 1875.

Desecration is part of the kink.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 25, 2026 09:28 AM (9Hs2w)

304 I'll know they're serious when the UN is removed from the US, permanently.
--------------

Relocate the UN headquarters to Gaza. See how much they love the Palestinians when it's French diplomats getting murdered instead of Jewish schoolchildren.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 09:29 AM (rM+VA)

305 Heh. He's trolling. With all the 'repeal the 19th amendment' stuff he wants to kick it up a notch.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2026 09:27 AM (rOKnE)

He says what they tell him to say.

Democrats have thrown women to the wolves and most don't know it yet.

This sort of sop keeps them on the plantation. Notice he doesn't have to actually do anything, it's just words.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 09:29 AM (dkh0J)

306 If women are so great why didn't Obama marry one.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 09:29 AM (dkh0J)

307 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

308
Relocate the UN headquarters to Gaza. See how much they love the Palestinians when it's French diplomats getting murdered instead of Jewish schoolchildren.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 09:29 AM (rM+VA)



I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

309 >>Federal Regulation will make it easy for Presidential Administrations to issue regulations that effectively suppresses info it dislikes or fears.

So what Biden did.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (viF8m)

310 Jonathan E.: Misplace some data?
Librarian: The whole of the 13th century.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Rollerball (1975) Was Prophetic at September 25, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)

311 Federal Regulation will make it easy for Presidential Administrations to issue regulations that effectively suppresses info it dislikes or fears.


oh gref I think about this ALOT

and have for a long while

that is why I have hard copies of things, TV series, movies, books, anything important. plus saved digital versions on my own network. they already edit digital books and shows that are online!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (j+aD2)

312 Happy Friday, I suppose!

Back to the job hunt. Not quite cleared to sub yet. Hoping for an interview for the temp/PT work today, hoping for positive feedback from some of the others... but not counting on it. I feel like Sisyphus some days.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (aJQbY)

313 306 If women are so great why didn't Obama marry one.


ha!

thanks for that this morning three dots.

I had a busy busy work week! whew

did we talk about Milei's speech to the UN? it was amazing (well I only read it)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (j+aD2)

314 did we talk about Milei's speech to the UN? it was amazing (well I only read it)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 09:31 AM (j+aD2)

I hear it was really good but I don't think we did

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 09:32 AM (dkh0J)

315 Men need safe spaces to be men, to continue a life-long journey of socialization and growth.

Women took that away in the name of equality.
But kept their exclusive places.

Men who can't socialize with other men freely, w/o women around, have no chance of socializing with women for dating, for marriage.

We are facing, in next 20 years, a feminized apocalypse: The majority of women will be unmarried and childless.
Young, unmarried men are a menace but can be sent to war.
Older, unmarried, childless women are, in every way, witches bent on destroying society.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2026 09:33 AM (3cUTc)

316 "Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings" .. man oh man

I love this line. He's amazing! this is live speech with translator. I downloaded a transcript but don't have time to put it up anywhere right now. this works to listen to:

x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2102834769637618098

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (j+aD2)

317 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 25, 2026 09:38 AM (j+aD2)

Thanks! Hope you are good.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2026 09:40 AM (dkh0J)

318 259 It was a jar of peanut butter a friend left.

OK, that's a good friend right there. Back when we had a sense of humor.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 09:42 AM (svLOV)

319 Wait: they got upset just because a naked illegal alien was hiding in their children's bedroom?

Does the racism of wypipo know no bounds?

P.S. we need to always change "immigrant" to "illegal alien" or "invader", because that is what they are. They aren't any kind of "immigrant".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2026 09:44 AM (qlLNh)

320 Does the racism of wypipo know no bounds?

The correct question is "Are we being racist enough?"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 09:46 AM (svLOV)

321 FBI agents who probed Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago home asked Judge Aileen Cannon on Thursday whether they could testify before a grand jury — or even consult their lawyers — as part of an investigation into whether former government officials conspired against the president.

According to the filing, the current and former agents were subpoenaed to testify about their work in the the sweeping South Florida investigation into whether federal officials who criminally investigated Trump participated in a coordinated effort to deprive him of his rights.

But the agents said they were unsure what they could disclose because Cannon restricted disclosure of special counsel Jack Smith’s report and non-public information associated with it.

The former agents describe being in a bind. If the agents share information that Cannon has prohibited from disclosure, they risk being held in contempt of that order, according to the filing. But they could also find themselves in legal trouble for not providing information that the grand jury is requesting, their attorneys said.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

322 Thanks, J.J.

UK Guardian
Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder arrested at anti-Netanyahu protest in New York
Actors detained at Jewish Voice for Peace demonstration against Israeli prime minister’s address to the UN general assembly

Red State
Student Who Put El-Sayed on the Spot at Town Hall on IRGC Hits Him Even More in Interview

Euro News:
Italy moves to ban face coverings and limit foreign pupils in schools with new law

And,

Bardem calls for singer P!nk to be removed as Unicef ambassador over Palestine stance

In part, "In response to the rapper, P!nk branded the move opportunistic and shared a post from the StopAntisemitism platform accusing the musician of spreading propaganda and suggesting that Ed Sheeran, with whom she was sharing the stage, should refund tickets."

Good weekend

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 25, 2026 10:11 AM (NFX2v)

323 Hasan “Lucas” Seyhun, 45, of Miami, Florida, admitted guilt Wednesday to conspiracy to commit healthcare fraud for his part in documenting more than $500 million in fake claims to government-backed health programs, according to the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) news release.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2026 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

324 Depends on the church, I expect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 09:09 AM (JrHfD)

Come join us at The First Church Of The Gooey Death And Discount House Of Worship!!

Posted by: Reverend Billy Sol Hargis at September 25, 2026 10:17 AM (hmYU4)

Daily Tech News 25 September 2026

Top Story

Tech News


Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: BRB. Upping my P(doom) to the Moon.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

2 >>>Training AI on AI output rapidly leads to something called model collapse. It's the computer equivalent of drinking your own urine.

ewww

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 25, 2026 04:33 AM (sAmhv)

4 G'Day everyone
Lets try again, TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Urine good form this morning, Pixy !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (3ZUWJ)

6 Molasses cookies and fresh coffee are on the sideboard. Help yourself.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (DPPrP)

7 or, something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:39 AM (3ZUWJ)

8 Used to watch anime at my last job. Worked with a guy who liked it. The music selection above. That anime was one of them. It was oddly watchable. What was it called? Can't remember. Space Dandy or something. Drawing a blank.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 25, 2026 04:40 AM (sAmhv)

9 5 Urine good form this morning, Pixy !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (3ZUWJ)

haha!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

10 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

11 Well, after an hour and a half of good sleep, i'm wide awake....

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 25, 2026 05:01 AM (Fv808)

12 6 Molasses cookies and fresh coffee are on the sideboard. Help yourself.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (DPPrP)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

13
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

14 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 05:11 AM (V0/Sp)

15 >>> The Australian government of course didn't know anything about it.

Is it a regular practice to check the logs to check if someone (or something) that doesn't belong has been in the environment?

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 05:15 AM (V0/Sp)

16 Good morning, everyone. I hope you have a wonderful day. Here is a hymn by the prolific hymn writer , Charles Wesley: " And can it be that I should gain."

https://tinyurl.com/mu2u666p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:21 AM (JrHfD)

17 I think I might have posted this yesterday. If so, I apologize . A trumpet at a ball game fails and the musician sings the National Anthem himself:

https://tinyurl.com/yme7xefk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:25 AM (JrHfD)

18 Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

You too, Skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:28 AM (JrHfD)

19 Mornin', Horde. 51 degrees, going up to 74 in Kentuckiana today. Lousy sleeping night so already done with the ONT comments & caught up here. Been to the gym, rest of this day is going to be movin' kinda slow.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 05:35 AM (NcvvS)

20 "It's the computer equivalent of drinking your own urine."

Or cloning your clone (c.f., Multiplicity).

Posted by: Clone of a clone of a clone I own at September 25, 2026 05:38 AM (EXdVF)

21 Shelter dogs pick their favorite toys:

https://tinyurl.com/kk2k3tsa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:38 AM (JrHfD)

22 Just wait until the Founders hire the Breen to run the Vorta clone farms.

History will point to us and say "all of the movies and books about robots taking over and you did this anyway?"

Posted by: Kittens! at September 25, 2026 05:43 AM (LOZbR)

23 Evening and morning, all! 'Tis Friday at last, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

78 F. here at 4:30 am and no heat index? In September in Da Swamp? I've stumbled through a dimensional portal. Come on now, really. Where am I?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

24 Another day and on this day the vibe coding script kiddies have used their l33t haxxor skillz on *spins wheel* Australia.

Posted by: Nato at September 25, 2026 05:53 AM (yJO5H)

25 Dreamed something about walking through the library building at my old employer. I was at work on Christmas Eve, which never happened, and wondering if I could sneak out by noon. Then, planning to pick up some books for the Xmas break, I went through the doors to the stacks -- or what I *thought* was the stacks. There was nothing but a big grassy sunny field with people wandering around in it.

I gaped, and asked a girl next to me, "Where's the library?" She squinted and said, "I heard they moved it to the Field House." Which out here in the real world hasn't existed for some years, I think, but in any case was half a mile's walk away. Then I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 05:55 AM (wzUl9)

26 The IRGC cyber police are deactivating sim cards of anyone even suspected of posting anti regime messages on social media.

Burnham won't be far behind in the UK.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 05:56 AM (DPPrP)

27 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at September 25, 2026 06:04 AM (PzBTm)

28 I was mistaken: The "Field House" I dreamed about has existed on my former employer's campus since 1933. That shows you how often I went to that end of campus and how little I cared about sports.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)

29 Morning, Rosasharn!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

30 @22/Kittens!: { History will point to us and say "all of the movies and books about robots taking over and you did this anyway?" }

Tech company: "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:07 AM (O7YUW)

31 >>> I gaped, and asked a girl next to me, "Where's the library?" She squinted and said, "I heard they moved it to the Field House." Which out here in the real world hasn't existed for some years, I think, but in any case was half a mile's walk away. Then I woke up.

For you, Wolfus:

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=c7rTirqJnmM

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:07 AM (V0/Sp)

32 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Houston, we've had a problem.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2026 06:09 AM (amcLV)

33 Oay. Time to change, stretch, and hit the workout trail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)

34 Windows Central: Microsoft has quietly sent the term "Copilot+ PC" to marketing Siberia where it is hoped it will join other marketing fiascos, such as tranny Bud Light, New Coke, and the Cracker Barrel makeover, buried under sheets of ice. The only people that seem to have noticed this is the tech press hacks, while the rest of us are left going what was a Copilot+ PC?"

This calls for a moment of silence.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 25, 2026 06:11 AM (VyD10)

35 Dang, now I've got the WKRP tune as an earworm.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 25, 2026 06:11 AM (aKh6S)

36 @31/fluffy: Maybe a character got trimmed from that video code? I'm getting a 404 on that link.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:12 AM (O7YUW)

37 Broken URL fixed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rTirqJnmM

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:13 AM (V0/Sp)

38 @31/fluffy:

Fixed link:
https://youtu.be/c7rTirqJnmM

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)

39 Okay, you figured it out (the missing "?"). I was off trying things until I also fixed it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)

40 @31/fluffy: Maybe a character got trimmed from that video code? I'm getting a 404 on that link.

Yes, the original link was for a playlist, which exceeds the character limit here. While cleaning it up I mistakenly deleted '?' which should precede the 'v'

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:16 AM (V0/Sp)

41
Good morning, Hordians.

Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good. Switched from dark roast to French roast the other day. Quite a bit better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:19 AM (eRlcH)

42 NERDS!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 06:19 AM (g8Ew8)

43 @42/Dr. Pork Chops & Bacon:

That's practically a tautology around here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

44
Slept from 10:00 to 5:00, which is better. I'd been waking up between 4:00 and 4:30 and for me to wake up is to get up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:23 AM (eRlcH)

45 Some iPhone 18 Pro units are freezing and rebooting when using Face ID to open certain protected apps. The ever inclusive Apple determined this only happens to non rainbow people and and their allies. Apple's response was a terse "you look wrong to it, you should get a Samsung."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 25, 2026 06:25 AM (VyD10)

46 22 Just wait until the Founders hire the Breen to run the Vorta clone farms.

History will point to us and say "all of the movies and books about robots taking over and you did this anyway?"
Posted by: Kittens! at September 25, 2026 05:43 AM (LOZbR)

Momentary disconcertedness, here, reading your post ("... History will point to us....) and then reading the poster-nic "Kittens!"

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 06:32 AM (odBC9)

47 Good morning Horde thx Pixy.
Actually 50° out, 47°when I when I went to the store earlier. But we're all going to die in the noreaster this weekend. Expecting only 2-4inches of rain here.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 06:34 AM (NGWpV)

48 I saw the twirl
did you see it?
I saw it

Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 06:34 AM (ZxPkt)

49 27 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at September 25, 2026 06:04 AM (PzBTm)

YAY!!!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 06:34 AM (odBC9)

50 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

51 24 Another day and on this day the vibe coding script kiddies have used their l33t haxxor skillz on *spins wheel* Australia.
Posted by: Nato at September 25, 2026 05:53 AM (yJO5H)

I have become at ease with many of these techy words here at AoSHq.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)

52 >>> Momentary disconcertedness, here, reading your post ("... History will point to us....) and then reading the poster-nic "Kittens!"

The internet is made of cats.

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:43 AM (V0/Sp)

53 Galloping Gus -otherwise known as Millard the kitten -comes to greet me when I'm come in the door.My husband doesn't do that . 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:43 AM (JrHfD)

54 It has rained 3 days in a row in Las Cruces, New Mexico. The local governmenta have issued strict shelter in place orders for the entire population. There have been rumors of toilet paper riots breaking out at the three Walmarts. It's a seemingly dire situation here.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 25, 2026 06:44 AM (VyD10)

55
Galloping Gus -otherwise known as Millard the kitten -comes to greet me when I'm come in the door.My husband doesn't do that . 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:43 AM (JrHfD)


Wifely remarks on departure

To dog
"I love you"
"Here's a kiss"
"We'll cuddle when I get back"
"I'll miss you"

To husband
"Bye"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:47 AM (eRlcH)

56 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 25, 2026 06:48 AM (Hbeqj)

57 Colllege Christian group sings a song I was not familiar with- but it's lovely, "You are my all in all"
It's nice to see young people excited by their faith:

https://tinyurl.com/4k9mmnxh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:48 AM (JrHfD)

58 I believe it was Will Smith in 'I Robot' which I haven't watched in years, need to watch it again. Robots have been a part of Scifi forever. Now the time has come when we might have a Space Odyssey 2001 moment where Hal makes all the decisions for you.

Posted by: Colin at September 25, 2026 06:49 AM (CiQE7)

59 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:47 AM (eRlcH)

lol.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:50 AM (JrHfD)

60 Fenelon and Hadrian,

You both made me bust out laughing. Thanks for getting my Friday off to a good start!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 25, 2026 06:50 AM (3AwA+)

61 Earworms?

LOL. I get a soundtrack that lasts all day. Usually hymns. But yesterday it was the music from "The Rise of Merlin."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2026 06:54 AM (36x1j)

62 I’ve actually taken to buying memory and nvme and ssd off of eBay because of the preposterous price of memory.

Gotten some good deals relatively speaking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2026 06:54 AM (XV/Pl)

63 Watching Milei's speech to the UN

He went after the UK pretty hard about the Malvinas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

64 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 25, 2026 07:11 AM (VyBeY)

65 {{{Rosasharn}}}

Huzzah! And she is twirling!

*Does Happy Dance to Vince Guaraldi. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

66 LOL, good, I am all in favor of Milei beating the uk like a rented mule and taking the Malvinas if he wants them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 25, 2026 07:14 AM (VyBeY)

67 I saw a snippet of the President of Colombia and he went after the UN pretty hard too. He said they would be aligned with the US and the west.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 07:17 AM (DPPrP)

68 Hadrian the Seventh

Uh ...

Hope that is not true, but I can believe it.
Sometimes spousal maintenance is hard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

69 I really really really want to visit Buenos Aires

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

70 Hope that is not true, but I can believe it.
Sometimes spousal maintenance is hard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)
=====

When people ask how long I've been married, I say, "I'll know when I get home today and the key still fits the lock."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

71 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for posting the group singing "You are my all in all" .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

72 Good morning! Currently 73 outside headed for 90. Summer is gasping and fall is closing in. Time to start renovating flower beds and cleaning out the pond. Gonna put an aerator in this year and upsize the lily pots.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (3Ope8)

73
Hope that is not true, but I can believe it.
Sometimes spousal maintenance is hard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)


Believe me, it is true. Their lives are shorter and there's plenty of time for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:21 AM (eRlcH)

74 Loony lefties at a cat rescue won't let MAGA adopt:

https://tinyurl.com/37fj79c7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 07:21 AM (JrHfD)

75
Loony lefties at a cat rescue won't let MAGA adopt

Too bad. "At last! Meat!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:22 AM (eRlcH)

76 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

You're most welcome.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 07:23 AM (JrHfD)

77 Watching Milei's speech to the UN

He went after the UK pretty hard about the Malvinas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)
=====================
I loved the speech, he also spent some time on the UN itself, and the Orwellian world response to Covid. The Falklands/Malvinas issue is something the Brits will no doubt negotiate. I mean, look at the Chagos deal, they'll give away anything.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:24 AM (PFC1v)

78 San Franpsycho

Well, after one six month deployment in the Mediterranean, one of the sailors in another engineering division came back to an locked house. His wife had moved out, sold what she could of his stuff, changed the lock, and not told him. He found out the hard way he was soon to be single.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

79 Trans-identifying males have stolen over 2,293 gold medals from women and girls in the United States, pushing each rightful champion down to second place.

Trans-identifying male athletes have stolen over $501,498 in prize money from women in professional sports.

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

80 Well, after one six month deployment in the Mediterranean, one of the sailors in another engineering division came back to an locked house. His wife had moved out, sold what she could of his stuff, changed the lock, and not told him. He found out the hard way he was soon to be single.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
=====

Let's hope she was worth it...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

81 r hennigantx

Trans enablers hate women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

82
Time for my Rosary. Back later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

83 San Franpsycho

We look back on the '80s as a golden time. But I saw a lot of sad stuff during my ocean-going days.

I used to joke that if the ship moved to another pier, some sailors needed to find a new girlfriend. Because the phone lines were disconnected for several hours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

84 JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)

85
JJS is here

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

86 J.J. Sefton; Runway 090.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

87 JJ is up and at 'em

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:33 AM (PFC1v)

88 First stop of the morning no matter what the time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:36 PM (vPv7/)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - September 24, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. On time, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Tomorrow is 9/25 - Celebrate Dolly Parton Day

Get it? Nine To Five. Of course you did!

'Dolly Parton Day' to be celebrated in Nashville and in California on September 25, aka 9/25

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California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed off a state bill to officially recognise September 25, aka 9/25, as a day to celebrate the life, music, philanthropy and legacy of Dolly Parton.

The bill to honour the late late country legend was co-authored by Democratic Senator John Laird, and by Republican Senator Shannon Grove.

"Dolly Parton sparkled on every stage she ever stood on," the pair said in a joint statement, "but her brightest sparkle was the literacy legacy she built through the Imagination Library.

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The city of Nashville has also declared September 25 as Dolly Parton Day, and has scheduled a day of celebratory events. Other US cities are also planning celebrations.


Ohio is in on it too

Local farm honors Dolly Parton with sunflower field design open to public

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CINCINNATI (WKRC) - A local farm is honoring Dolly Parton with a larger-than-life tribute carved into a sunflower field.

Burwinkel Farms has cut a design into its sunflower field featuring Parton’s name, a guitar, titles of her popular songs, and a heart. Bob Burwinkel created the design using only a lawnmower.

Video at the link.

Did you notice the call letters for the TV station? WKRC. In Cincinnati. That almost rings a bell for some reason...


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Weird Al joins Dolly (and Freddie Mercury)

Asteroid Will Hereafter Be Known as 'Alyankovic'

"Weird Al" Yankovic has joined a new club: that of iconic musicians granted astronomical immortality. The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has approved an asteroid designation honoring the parody singer known for songs including "Yoda" and "Slime Creatures from Outer Space," Space.com reports. Previously identified as 14331, a mile-wide space rock discovered in 1981 in the main asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter will hereafter be known as Alyankovic. Planetary scientist Allison McGraw led the push for the name and surprised Yankovic with a commemorative plaque backstage before his show in Tucson on Sunday, the Arizona Daily Star reports.

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Good stuff at Wrigley


Close up of the ball


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Cool throwback video of old time NFL football


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Daredevil stinkbug

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Yo, browndog - can you grab me one of these?

Beer Sabres presented by Labatt to be available at every home game in 2026-27

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The Beer Sabre is back.

We’re happy to announce that Beer Sabres, presented by Labatt, will be available at every regular-season home game during the 2026-27 season, while supplies last.

Beer Sabres cost $29 and include a pour of Labatt Blue or Labatt Blue Light. Fans will be permitted to purchase one per person (must be 21 or older)

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

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Good news, shroomers

Psilocybin may help the brain recover from concussion, new study shows

A concussion is often described as a “mild” traumatic brain injury. Yet repeated blows to the head rarely feel mild and the impacts — including changes in movement, memory, mood and brain function — may last for months or years.

Athletes, military personnel, people involved in vehicle collisions, older adults who experience falls and people experiencing intimate partner violence are all especially susceptible to repeated head injuries. And these are associated with an increased risk of neurodegenerative conditions, including chronic traumatic encephalopathy and Parkinson’s disease.

There is no approved drug that repairs the underlying brain damage from concussions. This therapeutic gap has prompted interest in an unconventional candidate: psilocybin, the psychoactive compound found in “magic mushrooms.”

Would you try this remedy?

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DJ Doof - State of Mind Edition





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1 From the middle of the last century——

"If woman aspires literally to enjoy all of man’s rights, then, sooner or later, pitiless and emotionless competition will certainly replace that chivalry and special consideration which many women now enjoy, and which they have so recently won from men."

Naw. Could never happen.🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (11R8D)

2 early, but last by Ricky Bobby standards

Posted by: Rona Jaffe at September 24, 2026 09:54 PM (r7+Q7)

3 Cafe critters whistled for.

Posted by: mindful webworker - notificationally at September 24, 2026 09:55 PM (11R8D)

4 I'm here.

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 24, 2026 09:56 PM (CqZOC)

5 Maybe the Rockies should throw green dildos at the stands.

Posted by: can't be slower than their pitching at September 24, 2026 09:58 PM (88C+u)

6 After the money for beers ball, a bunch of bleacher creatures signed a ball for Ian Happ and threw it back to him today for his probable last regular season game at wrigley.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 09:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

7 Walkin' with my baby, she's got great big feet,
She long lean and lanky and ain't had nothin' to eat!
But she's my baby and I love her just the same,
Crazy about that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name.

Caldonia!
Caldonia!
What makes your big head so hard? Huh!
I love you, love you just the same,
I'll always love you baby 'cause Caldonia is your name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR6pHtiNT_k

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:00 PM (+UcOf)

8 Sorry I'm late, I was compiling an online database of mob hit men and their exploits.

I'm going to call it Whackapedia.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (OA/mm)

9
Dolly corn mazes were planned out this summer nationally, before her passing.

Robinette's in Grand Rapids has a massive one, overflow crowds today and expected through the weekend.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (Y8DZL)

10 The stink bug was funny.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (GP7ZF)

12 The vintage football game footage is oddly compelling. We look at low scoring games, but there is a lot of physicality and also a lot less rules about breaking up passes. Receivers have to be truly wide open, which is why grinding it on the ground was so popular.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)

13 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?


The Beer Barrel?

No, those are everywhere.

The Beer Croc?

Too many holes.

The Trebeerchet?

Hope you can drink fast.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

14 University of Detroit stadium . . .

Our running joke was " the Jesuits decided they needed a parking lot more than they needed school spirit," but we were young and dumb and didn't know how expensive a football program was, if you weren't a big school drawing hundreds of thousands.

Ironically, the parking lot got torn up, and now it's a soccer stadium.

And the nuns at Mercy, who managed their money competently, bailed out the Jesuits, who didn't. So now its a hyphenated school.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (4HoLg)

15 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (3ZUWJ)

16 Is the beer sabre just a plastic sword along with a beer? OK.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

17 The stink bug was funny.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)


Feeling better?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)

18 Did you notice the call letters for the TV station? WKRC. In Cincinnati. That almost rings a bell for some reason...

well, that's because WKRP is W-crap...LOL. Part of the joke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (l3cgK)

19 I was kind of surprised at the lack lefties dancing on Dollie's grave.

Maybe it happened and I just missed it.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (BeyMP)

20 Is the beer sabre just a plastic sword along with a beer? OK.
Posted by: LRob in OK


Looks like a tube for beer containment.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

21 17 The stink bug was funny.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

Feeling better?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf

I am getting there, finally. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 Is the beer sabre just a plastic sword along with a beer? OK.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)


The sabre holds the beer!!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)

23 Naw. Could never happen.🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (11R8D)
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We are re-paganizing. Women are turning away from the example of the Blessed Virgin Mary and embracing Cybele and Magna Mater, the devouring mother who consumes her children. Nothing is new under the sun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)

24 Brooklyn Dodgers vs. Detroit Lions

I give it to the guys with bats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:05 PM (l3cgK)

25 Feeling better?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf

I am getting there, finally. Thank you.


So we should call off the corn maze mowing? I'll get the word out!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

26 >> Planetary scientist Allison McGraw led the push for the name and surprised Yankovic

I looked her up. She's got pink danger hair. Likely a woke lunatic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

27 19 I was kind of surprised at the lack lefties dancing on Dollie's grave.

Maybe it happened and I just missed it.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (BeyMP)

the speed bumps give 'em trouble.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (l3cgK)

28 Nothing is new under the sun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)

That, right there, is one of the greatest pearls of wisdom that there ever was.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (BeyMP)

29 Good evening, Horde. Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

No movement on nuttin today, job-wise. There's always tomorrow, right? Sigh.

Prayers for M's grandmother (who lives with M), please - a fall tore a ligament, is the details I have so far.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (aJQbY)

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The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)

31 I looked her up. She's got pink danger hair. Likely a woke lunatic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
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I'm old enough to remember when weird hair meant you were a freak. I now see old women doing this and I'm like "You're not transgressive, you're a loser. That was daring 20 years ago."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:09 PM (ZOv7s)

32 the speed bumps give 'em trouble.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (l3cgK)


LOL.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:09 PM (BeyMP)

33 30
The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)

I got to see my local team make it once, get smashed by SF, then leave a decade or so later for Los Angeles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

34
"If woman aspires literally to enjoy all of man’s rights, then, sooner or later, pitiless and emotionless competition will certainly replace that chivalry and special consideration which many women now enjoy, and which they have so recently won from men."

Naw. Could never happen.🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (11R8D)

There is a car in our neighborhood with one of those virtue signally stickers. One of the "virtues" is "women's rights are human rights." What, exactly constitute these "women's rights" that women do not already enjoy today? The only thing I can think of is the right to k*ll their baby/child whenever they want, and IMHO, that would seem to interfere with the human right of that baby/child. I could be wrong, and it's something else, but I've never felt like I didn't have the same rights as my husband.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (wLjpr)

35 I was kind of surprised at the lack lefties dancing on Dollie's grave.
Maybe it happened and I just missed it.
Posted by: LTG


They're trying to figure out how to do it without being transphobic. Dolly was once in a drag-show Dolly Parton Lookalike Contest.

.....which she lost.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

36 The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around
Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)
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With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:12 PM (ZOv7s)

37 36 The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around
Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)
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With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:12 PM (ZOv7s)

Not yet...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)

38 And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?


Dearborn has to be in the running.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

39 I'm old enough to remember when weird hair meant you were a freak. I now see old women doing this and I'm like "You're not transgressive, you're a loser. That was daring 20 years ago."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


I do not get it. And neither does my pussy.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

40 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

Your choice of a beer crossbow or beer longbow.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (wLjpr)

41 39 I'm old enough to remember when weird hair meant you were a freak. I now see old women doing this and I'm like "You're not transgressive, you're a loser. That was daring 20 years ago."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I do not get it. And neither does my pussy.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Same with tats and body piercings...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

42 With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


You mean, since Sodom?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

43 40 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

Your choice of a beer crossbow or beer longbow.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (wLjpr)

Beer cannon!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

44 Evening greetings.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

45 42 With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

You mean, since Sodom?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Good point...American city?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

46 You're right!

Thanks for another swell ONT, Doof.

Great photo up top. So sad the leaves have to fall but they sure do brighten things up while they are on display.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (D/6p1)

47 >>>Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

Getting into the Superbowl is kind of a low-bar.

You want win it.

My team, got into the Superbowl once and won it.

It actually can happen.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (BeyMP)

48 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - seasonal dino at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (cCn4/)

49 You mean, since Sodom?
Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
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Obviously. I quit the NFL when Barry Sanders did. That guy was amazing. When he lost heart, so did I.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (ZOv7s)

50 I got knocked out once. Fell, ice skating. I have no memory of it, just what family members told me.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

51 The Trebeerchet?
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Good one!

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (hajF2)

52 With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Gary, IN ...

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

53 Bloody 'ell. There's a war goin' on and you Yanks are watch Sunday football!!!

Posted by: Winston C at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (R0XxO)

54 50 I got knocked out once. Fell, ice skating. I have no memory of it, just what family members told me.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

Every time I have a major surgery or procedure they knock me out...One or two lumps?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (l3cgK)

55 All friends, my staying up has reached its end, I am heading to sleep. Good night!

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

56 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

The Val-u-rite vodka claymore.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (t/Q8n)

57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.

Now you might assume he was selling to cheap medical schools/research labs.

But no

He was selling them to...private collectors. People that want random body parts. But nothing to see here right? Harvard people are just like you and I and not demon worshiping vampires.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)

58 56 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

The Val-u-rite vodka claymore.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (t/Q8n)

The exploding kind? Face towards your Face...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (l3cgK)

59 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (dPOOv)

60 57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.

Now you might assume he was selling to cheap medical schools/research labs.

But no

He was selling them to...private collectors. People that want random body parts. But nothing to see here right? Harvard people are just like you and I and not demon worshiping vampires.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)

Or have an open Mike night...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

61 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

62 Oh, wait, it ws about a decade further back. Speaking of lost time...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:21 PM (aJQbY)

63 Good evening morons und danke Disko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)

64 Billy Joel is always a.good.listen.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)

65 61 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

Oh, I was knocked out once...in first or second grade running at full speed, supposedly UNDER the monkey bars, but apparently I'd grown...when I opened my eyes, I was on the ground and kids were all around me...
Funny, don't remember going to the nurse afterwards...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

66 I remember when I was a yute seeing white haired ladies with a bluish tint. I thought, well, that's it. We've sunk as low as we can sink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)

67 Doof, my brother ...

If the Sabes are in fact offering the Beer Sabre at EVERY GAME, I'll make it happen.

There is still some debate as to whether the organization will commit to having them available for purchase at every game.

Last year they only offered them at two ... maybe three games.

As I'm not a season ticket holder, I only get to 3 or 4 games in person. So they need to be available all season long for me to make it happen ... but if they do, I will!

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (oCio0)

68 66 I remember when I was a yute seeing white haired ladies with a bluish tint. I thought, well, that's it. We've sunk as low as we can sink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)

There is no bottom to how low people can go...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

69 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv)

70 Dang, Falcons are bitchslapping the Packers. 24-7, 3rd Q

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:23 PM (ZxPkt)

71 Evening all. Thx Doof.
The football vid was great. Football was rounder making passing more difficult. Punts rolled further however . Given no facemask no tackles were made with the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (NGWpV)

72 70 Dang, Falcons are bitchslapping the Packers. 24-7, 3rd Q

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:23 PM (ZxPkt)
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Falcons? Wake me.up when it's 28-3

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (ZYF5J)

73 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

I lost about 20 minutes. Was on my bike after an overnight shift at the Safeway, and got hit by a car. In my defense the traffic light signal had abruptly change, and I had no clue of this change.

I woke up in an ambulance. EMT told me I was trying to get back on my bike, which had been bent in half, muttering "I gotta get home, I gotta get home."

I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

74
Mrs. Slocombe and Hyacinth Bucket. May the rest in peace.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)

75 Apparently, I owned slaves for 400 years but I have no memory of it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (ndZc7)

76 Obviously. I quit the NFL when Barry Sanders did. That guy was amazing. When he lost heart, so did I.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (ZOv7s)

Barry Sanders was the one of the most compelling running back of all-time.

Right up there with Jim Brown and OJ.

The best running back ever, of course, was Walter Payton.

Who is, arguably, the greatest football player of all-time.

Mike Ditka thought so.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (BeyMP)

77 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (qlLNh)

78 71 Evening all. Thx Doof.
The football vid was great. Football was rounder making passing more difficult. Punts rolled further however . Given no facemask no tackles were made with the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (NGWpV)

Rounder....LOL, reminds me of a story about our deceased horny black cat.
He found a Teddy bear that became his...love toy. He'd do it to the poor Teddy bear multiple times a day...face-to-face, reversed, on it's back...all different sorts of positions. One day my wife saw how beat up and low on stuffing said Teddy bear was, so she restuffed it and sewed it back up...
First time cat tried after that, Teddy was too plump, and he fell off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (l3cgK)

79 I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
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Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

80 "Psilocybin may help the brain recover from concussion, new study shows"

High(er) dose Creatine helps with concussion recovery as well.

My youngest was treated with high dose creatine after his back to back concussions while in college.

Of course he missed all of his sophomore year due to the after effects of the concussive trauma, and never regained his full aptitude at higher mathematics, and had to change majors.




Posted by: browndog says woof at September 24, 2026 10:28 PM (oCio0)

81 Prayers for M's grandmother (who lives with M), please - a fall tore a ligament, is the details I have so far.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (aJQbY)
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Done

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:28 PM (ZYF5J)

82 I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

Back when I was still on dialysis, I'd be driving and suddenly realize I was far from where I thought I was...I'd lost some time. I was "conscious", but just didn't have a memory of how I got from point A to point B...happened a few times...a bit disconcerting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:28 PM (l3cgK)

83 There was a case maybe 20 or 30 years ago when a medical school employee picked up a box of preserved human heads and left them in his car while he took care of other errands.

The box was stolen while he was gone.

It was found sitting on the sidewalk a couple of blocks away. I still amuse myself by imagining what the thief's face must've looked like when he realized what he had.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (qlLNh)

84 Just had some kind of mushroom and my mind is moving low.

Posted by: Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (Fn+3X)

85 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So we might get to live Terminator AND Gattaca? Unless we reach Mad Max first, I guess.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (ftFVW)

86 77 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (qlLNh)

I dun got this one really problematic gene...but too late now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (l3cgK)

87 Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

No. Shoes were intact. Kind of a miracle that car did not hit me, just the rear wheel of my bike. My only injuries were asphalt chunks in my knees, a slight concussion, and that super achy muscle pain that happens when your body braces for impact.

At least the nurse debriding my knee pebbles was cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

88 Some of you Morons have only been unconscious once or twice?

What the hell have you'all been doing? Or not doing?

Speaking of lost time, a dear friend called the other day that I hadn't spoken to in 50 years. 50 years. How the hell did that happen? Interestingly enough, we talked as if we had never been apart.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:31 PM (GP7ZF)

89 85 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So we might get to live Terminator AND Gattaca? Unless we reach Mad Max first, I guess.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (ftFVW)

And on that farm AI had humans, AI-AI-ooh...

Posted by: Your AI Ovelords at September 24, 2026 10:31 PM (l3cgK)

90 Greetings Horde, another good one Herr Doof

I've mentioned it before RandomDave but the Census Bureau is hiring. They are absolutely hounding me to come back for another round. The early hires stay thru the actual upcoming census so it's a long term gig if so desired.

The goverment pay is awesome and the expectations are... minimal in my experience.

Good luck!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (K7v1x)

91
Young Mrs. Slocombe (Molly Sugden):

https://t.ly/9l4w6

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

92 87 Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

No. Shoes were intact. Kind of a miracle that car did not hit me, just the rear wheel of my bike. My only injuries were asphalt chunks in my knees, a slight concussion, and that super achy muscle pain that happens when your body braces for impact.

At least the nurse debriding my knee pebbles was cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

Wife told me her story when she was 7 or 8 and got hit by a car...
She came to in the hospital, and realized her jaw was dislocated, and was pissed at what the driver had done to her jaw...while the doctors were still looking her over...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

93
Bloody 'ell. There's a war goin' on and you Yanks are watch Sunday football!!!
Posted by: Winston C


That's not cricket!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Cqx++)

94 87 Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

No. Shoes were intact. Kind of a miracle that car did not hit me, just the rear wheel of my bike. My only injuries were asphalt chunks in my knees, a slight concussion, and that super achy muscle pain that happens when your body braces for impact.

At least the nurse debriding my knee pebbles was cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

the nurse that took care of me after my tonsillectomy was cute...well, I was about 5, she was about 20...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (l3cgK)

95 I lost about 20 minutes. Was on my bike after an overnight shift at the Safeway, and got hit by a car. In my defense the traffic light signal had abruptly change, and I had no clue of this change.

I woke up in an ambulance. EMT told me I was trying to get back on my bike, which had been bent in half, muttering "I gotta get home, I gotta get home."

I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

I got hit on my bike when I was 7. No blank spot here. I remember the horn, the sound of metal crunching, the world spinning as I sailed over the car, and me clearing the street and landing in the woods.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (S41Gd)

96 What would the AOSHQ version of this be?
________________

We don't skimp:

The Double D Cup Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder;
The fully insulated "Double D" costs 3 restroom tokens and includes a double pour of Chris Bowen's Killer Kölsch Ale. There, thankfully, is no light version of this real beer. Fans will be permitted to purchase one per person (must be 29 or younger).

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

97 And on that farm AI had humans, AI-AI-ooh...
Posted by: Your AI Ovelords

With a "click click, here!"

Posted by: Candace O at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (R0XxO)

98 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


The article mentions one: your immune system recognizes your own cells. Thus transplant rejection happening.

Not sure I want my immune system rejecting every last cell in my body. I'll leave that to women.

Posted by: mikeski dangerfield at September 24, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

99 She came to in the hospital, and realized her jaw was dislocated, and was pissed at what the driver had done to her jaw...while the doctors were still looking her over...
Posted by: jim

I always find it interesting when you come to on the exam table and 6-7 strangers are looking down at you and someone says "Hey! Look who's back with us!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:35 PM (GP7ZF)

100 Speaking of lost time, a dear friend called the other day that I hadn't spoken to in 50 years. 50 years. How the hell did that happen? Interestingly enough, we talked as if we had never been apart.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:31 PM (GP7ZF)

50 years wow.

I do at times wish to I could talk to long lost friends.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:36 PM (BeyMP)

101 Or have an open Mike night...

I bet they'd knock'em dead

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

102 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!)

Any evidence of an anal probe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

103 Sorry I'm late, I was compiling an online database of mob hit men and their exploits.

I'm going to call it Whackapedia.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (OA/mm)

An active hit man might Whack the editor of Whackopedia. Be careful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

104 And on that farm AI had humans, AI-AI-ooh...
Posted by: Your AI Ovelords


At least they haven't started breeding Replicants ... yet ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bladerunner Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

105 I think my unconsciousness count is four. Twice playing baseball, once playing softball and once going over the handlebars of my last motocross bike at some speed wide open in third gear. The first three weren't very important but the last one had me seeing stars for about 4 days. None of those . . . affected . . . me . . . very . . . much.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (Jr+re)

106 99 She came to in the hospital, and realized her jaw was dislocated, and was pissed at what the driver had done to her jaw...while the doctors were still looking her over...
Posted by: jim

I always find it interesting when you come to on the exam table and 6-7 strangers are looking down at you and someone says "Hey! Look who's back with us!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:35 PM (GP7ZF)

They had me nekkid for my hernia surgery. They strated attaching me to this platform that could spin all around...and next thing I know, I'm in a hospital bed post-surgery...
Anesthesia does that...wipes out your short term memory. I know I saw more than what I remember from each surgery or procedure, but that memory is poof!, gone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:39 PM (l3cgK)

107 102 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!)

Any evidence of an anal probe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

colonoscopies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (l3cgK)

108 Joe Mannix was knocked out 93 times in the course of the series, sometimes in the first 30 seconds of the show, yet Mike Connors lived to be over 90.

Posted by: What A Guy! at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (Fn+3X)

109 101 Or have an open Mike night...

I bet they'd knock'em dead

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

It was standing room only, except for Mike...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (l3cgK)

110 I watched WKRP back in the day. It was a good sitcom.
To this day I think the Thanksgiving show is the most hilarious show I've ever seen on television. When Carlson and Herb threw those turkeys out of the helicopter and Les(your on the spot reporter) told the audience about what happened. And at the end of the show Carlson said-"as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". I laughed so hard my sides were hurting.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (xJpuh)

111 Joe Mannix was knocked out 93 times in the course of the series, sometimes in the first 30 seconds of the show, yet Mike Connors lived to be over 90.
Posted by: What A Guy! at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (Fn+3X)

And he still does weekly posts every Wednesday.

A god on earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)

112 Had about all the hand-spittin', black flag-hoistin', and throat-slittin' I can handle for today.

Delurker on the last thread mentioned and linked to The Donnas "Skintight" — so, naturally, YouTube thinks I need to hear more of them. In case you do, too:

https://youtu.be/vCDlHuLSdlo

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - officially at September 24, 2026 10:42 PM (11R8D)

113 jim in K, I had a chat with the anesthesiologist before major surgery I had about 14 years ago and he told me the loss of memory was from another drug that was supposed to "relax" you. I asked him if it was required, he said no, so I skipped it. Had a nice chat with the surgical team before they knocked me out.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:43 PM (Jr+re)

114 50 I got knocked out once. Fell, ice skating. I have no memory of it, just what family members told me.
Posted by: Don Black

The same thing happened to me when I was a kid, but it was falling off a horse onto a gravel road. Except I don't think I had been unconscious. I just found myself in an emergency room cubicle with a nurse asking me what day it was, and what was yesterday. It was the Friday after Thanksgiving, and I didn't even remember that. I didn't remember that I'd been horseback riding. It was very bizarre.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

115 >> yet Mike Connors lived to be over 90.

And with hair second only to Jack Lord.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

116 Well, I got a little less than half way through my e-mail contact list, and ran up against Proton Mail's anti-spam message limit. Will try to continue tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (dPOOv)

117 Lemme see...
Fainted once from a very high fever...standing with a soda one moment, on the floor the next remembering a weird distorted metallic sound (can hitting floor).
Knocked out when I ran full speed into Monkey bars...woke up with kids all around me and a throbbing headache almost immediately after.
All the rest were procedures and surgeries...6? surgeries, 3 or 4 colonoscopies...and I'm not even 60.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)

118 EXCLUSIVE: James Talarico’s Pastor Says Jesus Didn’t Die For Sins, Slanders Virgin Mary

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

-
Now, Karl Marx, he existed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (ndZc7)

119 Search Assist

Top football player in 1939 made ~$5000 (pre season were freebees) equivalent to $115,734 today

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (+UcOf)

120
Avoid the Census people during the off years from the real census. They have make work for the people.

They have been harassing hubby and I for 18 months.

Very intrusive questions which is none of their business.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (/QHx4)

121
Mannix got shot a bunch of times too. He'd just walk it off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (w6EFb)

122 Mannix got shot a bunch of times too. He'd just walk it off.


Or rub dirt on it.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:47 PM (Jr+re)

123 110 I watched WKRP back in the day. It was a good sitcom.
To this day I think the Thanksgiving show is the most hilarious show I've ever seen on television. When Carlson and Herb threw those turkeys out of the helicopter and Les(your on the spot reporter) told the audience about what happened. And at the end of the show Carlson said-"as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". I laughed so hard my sides were hurting.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (xJpuh)

That's the best one. Another one that was good was when the Japanese business men came to the station, Mr. Carlson, trying to remember the Japanese he learned in WW2, said something to the Japanese guys, who looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and raised their hands in the air...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)

124 Dolly Parton was probably the last genuinely amazing star we will ever see on this planet. RIP. Damn, RIP.

(Yes, Liz, it was always meant as a compliment and NOT just a boob size comparison.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

125 118 EXCLUSIVE: James Talarico’s Pastor Says Jesus Didn’t Die For Sins, Slanders Virgin Mary

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

-
Now, Karl Marx, he existed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (ndZc7)

Josephus mentions Jesus. The Talmud does too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (l3cgK)

126
You can thank Lucy for Mannix (as well as Star Trek). The first season of Mannix, with Intertek and the computers didn't do too well. You'd be forgiven for thinking Mannix was Quinn Martin, but it was Desilu.

Lucy personally retooled it and gave us the Mannix we know and love.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (w6EFb)

127 2 on the diving board
1 on the bicycle

The bicycle was fun because I was talking completely independently of my brain, like my mouth had a mind of it's own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

128 110 I watched WKRP back in the day. It was a good sitcom.
To this day I think the Thanksgiving show is the most hilarious show I've ever seen on television. When Carlson and Herb threw those turkeys out of the helicopter and Les(your on the spot reporter) told the audience about what happened. And at the end of the show Carlson said-"as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". I laughed so hard my sides were hurting.
Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (xJpuh)

Based on an actual incident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 10:50 PM (Zy186)

129 Shrooms? Only thing I ever got from shrooms was a stomach ache. Did take acid about 200 times and enjoyed that.

Posted by: Blue Boy.. at September 24, 2026 10:50 PM (Fn+3X)

130 The Double D pudding cup.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2026 10:50 PM (n5tGW)

131 All this talk about losing a few minutes of memories. I lost weeks once, while I was in the ER and ICU. Nearly died. Another time my airway was fully blocked, and I blacked out. I still don't know how long that lasted, or whether I was dead for a small period of time.

Lost memory from shock after a traffic accident. Highway hypnosis in Iowa. Intentionally skipping memories while flying (phobias). Getting hit by a ball in gym class.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:51 PM (qx7Zg)

132 33 I got to see my local team make it once, get smashed by SF, then leave a decade or so later for Los Angeles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

Stan Humphries and Natrone Means with 1994 San Diego Chargers in SB 29.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 24, 2026 10:51 PM (y171U)

133 “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

---------

Fucking Babs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (wpRMV)

134 Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists:

trib.al/kX7S2I6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (+UcOf)

135 127 2 on the diving board
1 on the bicycle

The bicycle was fun because I was talking completely independently of my brain, like my mouth had a mind of it's own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

People say the darndest things when recovering from anesthesia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:54 PM (l3cgK)

136 132 33 I got to see my local team make it once, get smashed by SF, then leave a decade or so later for Los Angeles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

Stan Humphries and Natrone Means with 1994 San Diego Chargers in SB 29.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 24, 2026 10:51 PM (y171U)

A-yup.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (l3cgK)

137
Coming soon to our country. It is already happening on a small scale but it is going to get worse.


Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (/QHx4)

138 stepfanie tyler
@stepfanie
·
2026-09-15
Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL)

So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

139 Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers.

Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

140 133 “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.
--------
Fucking Babs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
---

I'm turning the corner. Want these people to run with it. Hard.
Drive it home so that every mush head in town knows exactly what they think.

The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (+UcOf)

141
And nobody could jump out of a moving car, roll, and come up shooting like Mannix.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

142 Very intrusive questions which is none of their business.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (/QHx4)
====

You have been selected for the American Community Survey. It's like jury duty. A pain but legitimate.

Might as well surrender. They will never give up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

143 Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists:
trib.al/kX7S2I6
Posted by: Braenyard


* ponders Ilhan Omar *

I'll keep my food.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)

144 Dolly Parton was probably the last genuinely amazing star we will ever see on this planet. RIP. Damn, RIP.

(Yes, Liz, it was always meant as a compliment and NOT just a boob size comparison.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

Yeah, Dolly was someone the Left didn't want to attack frontally.

They realized it would be a losing proposition.

The Left revels in death.

I'm sure it enraged them that they couldn't openly celebrate Dolly's demise.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (BeyMP)

145 Apparently the Sweeney character in "The Housemaid" lives in room 80085.


Ah, I miss pocket calculators.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (qlLNh)

146 Smells like a skunk farted in here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (dPOOv)

147 In the middle of the turkey drop, Les said "Oh the humanity"! That whole bit was funny.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (Jr+re)

148 >>>Bloody 'ell. There's a war goin' on and you Yanks are watch Sunday football!!!

Posted by: Winston C

>We got it covered. Folks will just whine and complain while the communists and muslims just tear shit up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (5C90x)

149 The Beer Sabre is back.
What would the AOSHQ version of this be?


The Beer Blunderbuss, obviously. (Way too hard to drink out of a 24" 6.5 Creedmoor barrel.)

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2026 10:58 PM (kU0PQ)

150 Told the story about dad bouncing off the bottom of the lake till he shed that wool coat.
The other half of the story is a brand new Browning shotgun on the bottom.
Yeah, the went out there with big magnets, homemade rakes, whatever they could think of. Right, nada damn thing but mud.
_canoe lovers beware

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:59 PM (+UcOf)

151 I'm still amazed how the commie kids love them some Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, Mao, Che Guevara, and a host of others. Almost like they completely ignore the hundreds of millions of lives taken by Communism in the 20th Century alone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:59 PM (l3cgK)

152 133 “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

---------

Fucking Babs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (wpRMV)

I'm nowhere near **THAT** desperate!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

153 Weird Al joins Dolly (and Freddie Mercury)

You dick, for a second I thought he'd died.

Posted by: We need Weird Al more than ever! at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (0iQE1)

154 Are there skunks in Alberta? There are none here in Coastal NC. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel is the divider. Skunks on the Eastern Shore, but not here.

Posted by: Breathes Sigh Of Relief at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

155 156 Weird Al joins Dolly (and Freddie Mercury)

You dick, for a second I thought he'd died.

Posted by: We need Weird Al more than ever! at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (0iQE1)

I was waitin' for a Spicoli sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

156 Do I guess St Andrews Presbyterian "Church" is really just a lefty social club that meets in a place with a pointy roof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (wpRMV)

157 It's like the headline, "Ike Turner beats Tina to Death"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

158 This is why television is so awful these days. The writing is terrible. Everything has to be politically correct. They took the fun out of television. About everything they put on is unwatchable. I had rather watch the old shows than today's awful lineups.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (xJpuh)

159 > All this talk about losing a few minutes of memories. I lost weeks once, while I was in the ER and ICU. Nearly died. Another time my airway was fully blocked, and I blacked out. I still don't know how long that lasted, or whether I was dead for a small period of time.
----
Luxury.
I once fell out of a plane and landed on somebody's gas grill. Then their dog attacked and bit off my right ear. Riding the ambulance to the hospital, we got hit by a cement truck and I was thrown from the vehicle and caught fire. It really tucked.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)

160 Some feminutbar on X was arguing that Sweeney "isn't really pretty" by posting a picture of her without makeup.

Is she as inhumanly beautiful IRL as she is after being painted up by world-class experts for a couple of hours, then illuminated and photographed by other world-class experts?

Of course not.

But to my eyes she's still quite cute even without makeup. For one thing, she doesn't have RBF.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:02 PM (qlLNh)

161 I hate typoos

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)

162 Are there skunks in Alberta? There are none here in Coastal NC. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel is the divider. Skunks on the Eastern Shore, but not here.
Posted by: Breathes Sigh Of Relief at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

Oh yeah, we have skunks. I saw an entire family of them crossing the highway near the town of Beiseker, once. Never seen or smelled one around here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:03 PM (dPOOv)

163 There's a "minister" who goes by "Babs"?

Okay, then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:03 PM (qlLNh)

164 162 > All this talk about losing a few minutes of memories. I lost weeks once, while I was in the ER and ICU. Nearly died. Another time my airway was fully blocked, and I blacked out. I still don't know how long that lasted, or whether I was dead for a small period of time.
----
Luxury.
I once fell out of a plane and landed on somebody's gas grill. Then their dog attacked and bit off my right ear. Riding the ambulance to the hospital, we got hit by a cement truck and I was thrown from the vehicle and caught fire. It really tucked.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)

https://youtu.be/EYMjvXdrZIw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:04 PM (l3cgK)

165 The Dipshit from Dhaka checking at top of the hour

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

166
Sweeney shows love to boyfriend in new lingerie photos.

Fox has the pictures

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)

167 Might as well surrender. They will never give up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

Some people may no know that you are joking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:05 PM (+UcOf)

168 I've mentioned it before RandomDave but the Census Bureau is hiring. They are absolutely hounding me to come back for another round. The early hires stay thru the actual upcoming census so it's a long term gig if so desired.
The goverment pay is awesome and the expectations are... minimal in my experience.
Good luck!
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (K7v1x)


I know a guy who retired from the state and went to work for the census bureau, and worked year round because he was one of the hires that actually would work, and ask for more. There is some overhead like driving your own car, but he went out in the boonies to talk to people.
He finally retired from that as well, because he in now in his early 70's

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)

169 I'm still amazed how the commie kids love them some Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, Mao, Che Guevara, and a host of others. Almost like they completely ignore the hundreds of millions of lives taken by Communism in the 20th Century alone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Similar reply to John Cheese.

John Cleese
@JohnCleese
This is where the Arabs were ahead of us
By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations

John Smith
@JohnSmith1wcs
Replying to @JohnCleese
You’ll find — if you weren’t such a pig ignorant wanker — that the castration of slaves was forbidden under Islamic law and was typically done before their sale to the Arabs. Often by Jewish slavers.
Dickhead.

-
Damn Jews! Always slandering the Muslims!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (ndZc7)

170 Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists:

trib.al/kX7S2I6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (+UcOf)

*deletes long post about "feminists" and the fact that they do NOT speak for all women*

So, how bout them Hawkeyes?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to let things go at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (Wt5PA)

171 Smells like a skunk farted in here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (dPOOv)

Are Skunks farts more pungent than their sprays? I thought we were supposed to be more fearful of the latter.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (BeyMP)

172
The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

173 175
The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

Those are some impressive boulders...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)

174 I'm a little confused with John Cleese sounding based. Wasn't it just a year ago when he went off on the white pensioners who opposed the invasion of their country by barbarians?

Someone knocked him down several notches on Twitter with a masterful rant about his stupid hypocrisy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:09 PM (wpRMV)

175
Regarding the census woman who kept showing up and calling and texting.

She texted that she would not meet her quota if we did not participate. Then the BIG BOSS started calling us and leaving messages.

*uck you, find a real job.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:09 PM (/QHx4)

176 >>>But to my eyes she's still quite cute even without makeup. For one thing, she doesn't have RBF.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---

Yeow! Everything written tonight indicates that she's high on the bell curve and she's a normal (in a good way) human being.
Good for her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:10 PM (+UcOf)

177 The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

Funny how many asteroids and meteorites seem to show indications of having been formed in a significant gravitational field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:10 PM (dPOOv)

178 Hope everyone is having a great Thursday eve. As for me, the alcohol is back.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 11:12 PM (CHHv1)

179 Some people may no know that you are joking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:05 PM (+UcOf)
=====
I'm not joking. They can't coerce you to respond but they do everything short of coercion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

180
Seriously, that's not the Dollyparton asteroid, but some double-lobe "contact binary" that a Japanese probe made of close flyby of.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

181 Folks will just whine and complain while the communists and muslims just tear shit up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---

Ain't it the truth?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (+UcOf)

182 177 The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

Funny how many asteroids and meteorites seem to show indications of having been formed in a significant gravitational field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:10 PM (dPOOv)

Possibly remnants of collisions between planet-sized bodies. Others are just concretions of dust, sand, and gravel that when hit, throw up a huge dust plume into space...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (l3cgK)

183 She texted that she would not meet her quota if we did not participate. Then the BIG BOSS started calling us and leaving messages.

*uck you, find a real job.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:09 PM (/QHx4)

Build a little pyramid in the back yard, invite a bunch a friends over and all dress as Aztec priests. Then invite the Census lady. "Hey gang, the sacrifice is here!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (dPOOv)

184 I'm a little confused with John Cleese sounding based. Wasn't it just a year ago when he went off on the white pensioners who opposed the invasion of their country by barbarians?

Someone knocked him down several notches on Twitter with a masterful rant about his stupid hypocrisy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Old and busted: Ministry of Silly Walks

New and cool: Ministry of Silly Talks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (ndZc7)

185
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (/QHx4)

186 One of the most successful propaganda achievements of the left was to make Hitler the epitome of evil.

It conveniently leaves out the leftist regimes that are accountable for the vast majority of the atrocities in the last one hundred plus years.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (BeyMP)

187 As someone who respects honest data collection and analytics especially for making good policymaking, I admire their persistence.

I have used ACS data frequently.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

188 Cheese is on the outs with some of his MP friends because of his red-pilling..

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:15 PM (ZxPkt)

189 making good policymaking

LOL, Imma have another shot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

190 186 One of the most successful propaganda achievements of the left was to make Hitler the epitome of evil.

It conveniently leaves out the leftist regimes that are accountable for the vast majority of the atrocities in the last one hundred plus years.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (BeyMP)

Notsees and Commies...most of the war and starvation related deaths in the 20th century. How many Ukes were killed by Russians through starvation?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (l3cgK)

191 Very willowed: Left wing people trying to find out whose fault it is that left wing people make themselves so insufferable to be around

People need to read Dostoevsky's The Demons.

Posted by: frammish at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (rcENI)

192
Some small asteroids are basically just rubble piles. They have a very small gravity field which just barely holds them together.

Those "contact binaries" were likely two smaller ones orbiting each that slowly spiraled in. The relative velocity of impact was so low they basically just sort of stuck together.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

193 Cleese dammit

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:17 PM (ZxPkt)

194 "contact binaries"


Is that what the kids are calling them now?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 11:18 PM (Jr+re)

195
Just to clarify.

We have no problem with the real census.

However, we are not answering intrusive questions about our financials and other intrusive questions.

Also they want to come to our home once a month for four months.

Nope not happening.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:18 PM (/QHx4)

196 This damn tablet kept changing it to Cheese

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:19 PM (ZxPkt)

197 Not even Ethan Stinkbug will be able to escape YD's daughter, though.

Posted by: far cry at September 24, 2026 11:20 PM (AqMkH)

198 How many Ukes were killed by Russians through starvation?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (l3cgK)

No way to know.

What did Stalin say about tragedy and statistics?

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:20 PM (BeyMP)

199 This damn tablet kept changing it to Cheese
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Sorry right out. But we have Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:20 PM (dPOOv)

200 Cleese dammit
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:17 PM (ZxPkt)


His father's name was Cheese until he changed it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

201 I spent part of the day dumping brush and cutting firewood. Some of it is too damp to burn, but I am hoping by the time I run out of the dry wood, this batch will be dry enough to give some heat.
I am not sure if I am out of shape or just getting old. I used to get more of this stuff done years ago, before I had a desk job.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:24 PM (rbvCR)

202 Game over
Goodnight youse mooks

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:24 PM (ZxPkt)

203 California has spent at least $11 billion subsidizing illegal immigrants through its welfare system in the last fiscal year, with noncitizens accessing health care, rental assistance, college grants, tax credits, and subsidized cell phones funded by taxpayers, according to the City Journal.

A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)

204 A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)
====

Tell me again all about settler-colonialism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

205

Braenyard,

They are probably spending way more than that.

They are liars.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:28 PM (/QHx4)

206 200 Cleese dammit
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:17 PM (ZxPkt)

His father's name was Cheese until he changed it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

Was his first name Roquefort? Maybe Cheddar?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:30 PM (l3cgK)

207 203 California has spent at least $11 billion subsidizing illegal immigrants through its welfare system in the last fiscal year, with noncitizens accessing health care, rental assistance, college grants, tax credits, and subsidized cell phones funded by taxpayers, according to the City Journal.

A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)

Well, sheeeit, I've been doing it wrong the last 3 years...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (l3cgK)

208 > His father's name was Cheese until he changed it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

Was his first name Roquefort? Maybe Cheddar?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:30 PM (l3cgK)



Richard.

"Dick" for short.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (qlLNh)

209 After Dad retired, he worked for the Census. Loved it! He was a *people-person* and said it was the most fun, easiest money he'd ever made.

He didn't push, if people were resistant. Just moved on to the next.

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

210 204 A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)
====

Tell me again all about settler-colonialism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

Only counts if you're White or Jewish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (l3cgK)

211 Well, sheeeit, I've been doing it wrong the last 3 years...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Me too, jim. Feel like such a fk'in CHUMP!

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 11:32 PM (rdVOm)

212 We have no problem with the real census.

However, we are not answering intrusive questions about our financials and other intrusive questions.

Also they want to come to our home once a month for four months.

Nope not happening.

Posted by: four seasons
----

They have little boxes they want filled.
I filled there little boxes.
Between you and me, other than my basic driver license information, it's none of their damn business. But I filled
out the boxes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (+UcOf)

213 I may have self medicated on psilocybin once or twice since being disabled out with head (among other) injuries fifteen years ago.
Too bad i couldn't have got myself funded.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (sl73Y)

214 Maybe driving out all the middle class taxpayers was a bad strategy for California. It looks like they're going to need that money.

"The trouble with socialism is, eventually you run out of other people's money."

-- M. Thatcher

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (wpRMV)

215 Those asshoes don't understand how far they are driving this country to not having a Congress anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:34 PM (+UcOf)

216 Tell me again all about settler-colonialism.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

The immigrants are better treated than the remnant.

This isn't debatable.

Will there be a "backlash."

My guess is only when it's too late.

By then the die will be cast.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:35 PM (BeyMP)

217 They have little boxes they want filled.
I filled there little boxes.
Between you and me, other than my basic driver license information, it's none of their damn business. But I filled
out the boxes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (+UcOf)

Census taker: "What's your name?"
man: "Oral"
Census taker: "What do you do for work?"
man: "Oral"
Census taker: "Why are you answering Oral to everything?"
man: "You asked me to answer everything Orally."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (l3cgK)

218 A few years back Cleese was touring for a book, I think, and some friends invited me to go hear him. "Can't make that night".

I'd somehow become aware of the idiocy he was spouting on actual important issues, and my One Strike Rule was applied.

Same rule has taken out a prominent WWII historian I've actually met and corresponded with (even helped him a bit), and I'm hoping to get through the 3rd book of a trilogy by another WWII historian who just beclowns himself repeatedly with ridiculous (in context, which as an historian is his job to set) observations about US forces' behavior in the Pacific, plus the eye-roll-inducing obligatory references to "African-Americans" in the theater.

Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

219
And yesterday, the 23rd, was the 180th anniversary of the discover of Neptune. With 165 year orbit, Neptune has just made a little over one complete orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

220 219
And yesterday, the 23rd, was the 180th anniversary of the discover of Neptune. With 165 year orbit, Neptune has just made a little over one complete orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

221 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

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Don't know, but they say it required both hands.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:38 PM (wpRMV)

222 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

Once MAGA lol discovered his anus, he could not stay out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:39 PM (dPOOv)

223 I saw John Cheese open for Edam and the Roqueforts at The Cow Palace in Kenosha in 1983.

Posted by: Kiss My Dairy Air at September 24, 2026 11:39 PM (Fn+3X)

224 223 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

Once MAGA lol discovered his anus, he could not stay out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:39 PM (dPOOv)

His head fits quite easily. I believe his "activities" have left him with some prolapse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:40 PM (l3cgK)

225 57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM
(sKqQm)

When we were kids we had a fully articulated skeleton of a human hand I don't know where it came from- perhaps the medical school was getting rid of a damaged specimen.
I look back now and I think " damn, that was kind of grotesque."

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:40 PM (f+FmA)

226 Hilarious post on YouTube. I can't seem to save/bookmark community posts, so let me encourage you all to see it while you can. Let's just say it combines NY Dems (maybe DSA) and Admiral Ackbar... https://tinyurl.com/huxh4y47

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (t19vo)

227
So much shit happening is because of political correctiveness.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (/QHx4)

228 His father's name was Cheese until he changed it
Posted by: Kindltot


What kind of cheese? Red Leicester, Tilsit, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Norwegian Jarlsberg ???

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (3ZUWJ)

229 225 57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM
(sKqQm)

When we were kids we had a fully articulated skeleton of a human hand I don't know where it came from- perhaps the medical school was getting rid of a damaged specimen.
I look back now and I think " damn, that was kind of grotesque."

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:40 PM (f+FmA)

We had one in a bio class in HS...the things they did to that poor skeleton. We dissected crayfish...next class, there was a crayfish in its mouth. Later someone took one of the large erasers, put it in the skeleton's crotch, and had both its hands holding the eraser. The teacher was FURIOUS and threatened to give us all detention if she didn't find out who did it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:43 PM (l3cgK)

230 What kind of cheese? Red Leicester, Tilsit, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Norwegian Jarlsberg ???

----------

Alexander I kissed Bonaparte's ass at Tilsit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:43 PM (wpRMV)

231
Uranus was discovered officially on Mar. 13, 1781 by William Herschel. He wanted to name it Georgium Sidus, after George III. That thankfully didn't fly outside of Britain. Of course, George III was a big asshole, so....

It's period is about 84 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

232 226 Hilarious post on YouTube. I can't seem to save/bookmark community posts, so let me encourage you all to see it while you can. Let's just say it combines NY Dems (maybe DSA) and Admiral Ackbar... https://tinyurl.com/huxh4y47

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (t19vo)

He has the same bulge in his dress that Big Mike does when she wears a dress...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:44 PM (l3cgK)

233 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

University "educated" I'm sure.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:45 PM (BeyMP)

234 233 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

University "educated" I'm sure.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:45 PM (BeyMP)

Their brains are squeaky clean after going through the process...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:46 PM (l3cgK)

235 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:46 PM (qlLNh)

236 Nite, Rodrigo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:47 PM (dPOOv)

237 That unemployed actress who played She-Hulk says that if you have a big megaphone, it's your moral duty to spout off on politics whether you know anything or not.

Just the big megaphone.

Unemployed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:47 PM (wpRMV)

238 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. Obviously, our troll hasn't begun anything.

Posted by: Wandering Stars,To Whom I Reserved The Blackness Of Darkness Forevers Reserved the at September 24, 2026 11:47 PM (Fn+3X)

239 An active hit man might Whack the editor of Whackopedia. Be careful.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

They'll never find out who the editor is. (Unless the Whackopedia has a mole.)

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 11:48 PM (OA/mm)

240 210 204 A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)
__________________

Isn't that a kick in the teeth? My guess is that the illegal parents and grandmother are getting state generated benefits while the two kids (citizens by law, illegality and deceit) get the federal benefits like SNAP, Cash Assistance, and Section 8 housing.

So, my taxes are paying for the anklebiters who shouldn't even be here. Thanks SCOTUS, for prolonging this legalized extortion.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:49 PM (dIske)

241 Well, I have had a busy day. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:50 PM (dPOOv)

242
Hipparchus (Ancient Greek Homo, of some repute) most likely saw Uranus and thought it was a star. Flamsteed saw it several times, and thought it was star which he named 34 Tauri.


And Galileo likely spotted Neptune in his telescope in Dec and Jan of 1612 and 1613. He noted it seemed to have moved, but didn't follow up on it at all.

And William Herschel's son observed Neptune in 1830, but thought it was a star.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

243 179 Some people may no know that you are joking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:05 PM (+UcOf)
=====
I'm not joking. They can't coerce you to respond but they do everything short of coercion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

They'll stalk the fuck out of you. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop - ever - until you answer the goddamn questions. I was proud of myself for ducking the phone calls and stakeouts for as long as I did...then one fateful day I got ambushed outside my house so I gave name rank and serial number and punted on pretty much everything else.

Posted by: Relentless they are at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (TbWk/)

244 239 An active hit man might Whack the editor of Whackopedia. Be careful.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

They'll never find out who the editor is. (Unless the Whackopedia has a mole.)

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 11:48 PM (OA/mm)

Hahaha...Whack-a-mole...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (l3cgK)

245 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

Rhomboid, this kind of sounds to me like the Rest is History podcast. Not sure if thats what you are talking about.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (BeyMP)

246 233 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

University "educated" I'm sure.
Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:45 PM (BeyMP)

______________________________

Do what I do. Make some relevant comment reflective of the video, but always finish up with....Hey, how about that primadona, Montgomery...what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the British command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (dIske)

247 It's period is about 84 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Uranus has a period that cycles every 84 years?
Wow, really bitchy. Do astrologers track it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (+UcOf)

248 Do what I do. Make some relevant comment reflective of the video, but always finish up with....Hey, how about that primadona, Montgomery...what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the British command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (dIske)

How about that de Gaulle? what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the Free French command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:53 PM (l3cgK)

249 Uranus has a period that cycles every 84 years?
Wow, really bitchy. Do astrologers track it?


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They say it's period has synched up with Neptune and Saturn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:53 PM (wpRMV)

250 Mr. S is working on the reconstruction of the 1890 Census- the one that was mostly destroyed by a flood in the building where it was stored in 1923.

It ranks high on the list of thankless Sisyphean tasks.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:54 PM (f+FmA)

251 247 It's period is about 84 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Uranus has a period that cycles every 84 years?
Wow, really bitchy. Do astrologers track it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (+UcOf)

In HS Calculus class, a girl was being helped on her assignment, and she started saying, "And this is my amplitude...and this is my period...", to which some boy started chuckling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (l3cgK)

252 It ranks high on the list of thankless Sisyphean tasks.
Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:54 PM (f+FmA)

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So the Corinthian census?

Posted by: King Sisyphus at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (wpRMV)

253 250 Mr. S is working on the reconstruction of the 1890 Census- the one that was mostly destroyed by a flood in the building where it was stored in 1923.

It ranks high on the list of thankless Sisyphean tasks.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:54 PM (f+FmA)

Fire then flood, right? Almost completely destroyed. So who had something to hide?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (l3cgK)

254 Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Pepsi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

255 254 Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Pepsi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

If you turn the Pepsi logo upside down, it says "isded"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (l3cgK)

256
They will leave a flyer on the door when we don't answer the doorbell. Then they park down the street to see if we open the door to get the flyer.

The last flyer they left stayed on the door for three weeks, lol.

Hey dumbasses, you park in the driveway, we see your vehicle and you then park a couple of houses down the street.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (/QHx4)

257 So the Corinthian census?
Posted by: King Sisyphus at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (wpRMV)

Nah, some county in TX. It's mostly scouring the tax rolls, which unlike today, were not long on details.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:58 PM (f+FmA)

258 I like the Rest is History podcast, but they do take frequent potshots at Trump and have the usual leftist myopia.

I found their treatment of MLK to be predictability clueless.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:00 AM (BeyMP)

259 So the Corinthian census?
Posted by: King Sisyphus at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (wpRMV)

Nah, the one when Quirinius was governor of Syria

Posted by: Oh those wacky Romans at September 25, 2026 12:01 AM (TbWk/)

260 Babysitting the new dishwasher on it's first run. It's so quiet, I keep checking to see if the light is still on. And the handle is recessed, so I can now open the drawer beside it all the way.
Nice.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2026 12:01 AM (f+FmA)

261 Do what I do. Make some relevant comment reflective of the video, but always finish up with....Hey, how about that primadona, Montgomery...what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the British command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (dIske)

How about that de Gaulle? what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the Free French command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:53 PM (l3cgK)

Between Montgomery, de Gaulle, and a random Muslim, it seems the Muslim is best at planning naval invasions... at least in the last century.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

262 >>I can now open the drawer beside it all the way.

LOL. My dishwasher is near a corner, so that I can't open the other- side- of- corner drawer unless dishwasher door is also open.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

263 blessed are the cheese makers

Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 12:23 AM (88C+u)

264 Between Montgomery, de Gaulle, and a random Muslim, it seems the Muslim is best at planning naval invasions... at least in the last century.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

Muslims are largely derivative, they mostly attack things that are better than them.

That pretty much explains the Isreal Muslim conflict since 1948.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:25 AM (BeyMP)

265 147 In the middle of the turkey drop, Les said "Oh the humanity"! That whole bit was funny.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (Jr+re)

Les was echoing the radio news person who was covering the arrival of the Hindenburg in 193? as he witnessed the explosion and ensuing disaster.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

266 A Naperville police officer turned a statewide camera grid into a personal tracking app, ran a man’s plate about 150 times, and then retired like the file never existed.

https://tinyurl.com/23zbce7w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:28 AM (+UcOf)

267 Between Montgomery, de Gaulle, and a random Muslim, it seems the Muslim is best at planning naval invasions... at least in the last century.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

The thing that saved us in WW2, was that Hitler, who was incompetent, overruled his competent Generals.

Otherwise, we might not have won.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 12:28 AM (mP0Kj)

268
I like the Rest is History podcast, but they do take frequent potshots at Trump and have the usual leftist myopia.

I found their treatment of MLK to be predictability clueless.
Posted by: LTG

================

Dang. I heard a little anti-Trump snark but let it go, thinking it might be an all-purpose dig at whoever's in charge. I'll stick to their more distant history.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2026 12:35 AM (mmrXZ)

269
And good evening!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2026 12:35 AM (mmrXZ)

270 Hi, Blondie!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

271 I passed out as a kd, probably just stood up too fast. I woke up thinking "what a weird place to lie down". 6 or 7 years old?

Posted by: Funsize at September 25, 2026 12:37 AM (3j87q)

272
California's oldest winery filed for bankrupcy, $ 37 million in debt.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:43 AM (/QHx4)

273 " loss of memory was from another drug that was supposed to "relax" you."

Propofol

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 25, 2026 12:44 AM (Fv808)

274
Hiya Blonde. Kinda quiet here tonight.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:44 AM (/QHx4)

275 Visegrád 24@visegrad24 · 13m

Sri Lankan Tamil migrant worker Sivarasa Anojan has been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia over a Facebook comment deemed insulting to Islam and the Prophet Muhammad.

The case began after a video circulated in Sri Lanka showing a Muslim man kicking a stray dog named Subramaniam that had accompanied Hindu pilgrims.

Anojan posted a Facebook comment during the dispute that was subsequently reported to Saudi authorities ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:46 AM (+UcOf)

276 I was pushed out of a plane from 3,000' and hobbled away with a sprained ankle.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 25, 2026 12:47 AM (Fv808)

277
Dark,

Is your ankle any better now?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:48 AM (/QHx4)

278 Quiet? The crickets are sleeping. There is nothing, no thing on the net.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:48 AM (+UcOf)

279
Did he kick the dog because he did not want to be screwed by the filthy muzzie?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:51 AM (/QHx4)

280 Yeah, it's a blah night. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)

281 Continued protests tonight in several cities in Venezuela.

People demand swift democratic elections, the return of Maria Corina Machado and an end to the decades of economic mismanagement.
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Didn't know that there were protests in Venezuela.
If I don't see it here I don't know it happened.
I'll go look.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:54 AM (+UcOf)

282
Muslims are opening a boys only school on Longg Island. Big building. Are there that many muzzies on Long Island?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:54 AM (/QHx4)

283 On losing time due to unconsciousness: don’t we do that every night when we go to sleep? You may dream, but often you wake with no memory of any dreams and eight hours gone.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 12:56 AM (WBi0X)

284 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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The Rings around Uranus were discovered in 1977. I remember the news vividly. There were 5 engineers in the car going out to lunch when we heard the news announcer on the car radio: "They've discovered rings around your anus". Everyone in the car cracked up, the driver hard enough that he almost rear ended the car in front of us at a light.
In somewhat related news...
Pluto was discovered Feb 18, 1930. I know this because we just visited Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff last month. The scope used is decommissioned, but open as a monument.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 25, 2026 12:59 AM (BTtRr)

285 Les Nesman-WKRP reporter. Oh my God they are turkeys! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! People running away! Mother's grabbing their children....

If anyone has not seen that episode, they should look it up.

TV is lousy these days but movies are worse. If you are lucky you get maybe one good movie a year. We will never have anything close to a Blazing Saddles or even an Airplane! again. Hollywood just won't make them.

Posted by: Case at September 25, 2026 01:02 AM (xJpuh)

286
Politcal Correctness has ruined fun stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:05 AM (/QHx4)

287 On losing time due to unconsciousness: don’t we do that every night when we go to sleep? You may dream, but often you wake with no memory of any dreams and eight hours gone.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


There's an xkcd for that.

https://xkcd.com/203/

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2026 01:06 AM (VHUov)

288 One of hubby's friends gave us a box full of DVDs. Movies that she (while house-bound for several years) had bought, or her kids had given to her... It's a huge tote box! Have only watched a few of them, but there they are whenever I'm ready.

Also got another small box of movies & tv DVDs from a neighbor that moved away. Stuff that didn't sell in the yard sale. Not many duplicates of previous box.

Wish I had enough spare time to watch it all. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm)

289
Optics have advanced enough now that amateurs can capture the rings around Uranus now. They still can't see Neptune's rings, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

290 12 The vintage football game footage is oddly compelling. We look at low scoring games, but there is a lot of physicality and also a lot less rules about breaking up passes. Receivers have to be truly wide open, which is why grinding it on the ground was so popular.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)


I subscribe to the hypothesis that football has always been a proxy for war. The idea is that it trains courage and discipline at the high-school level, then tactical mindset at the college level, while the pro level reflects back the public's popular expectations about war dynamics.

So as maneuver warfare became more prominent in the '40s, football rules were adjusted to reflect it; likewise with air power in the '90s. So now the question is, how in the world will it adjust to drone war, or will the hypothesis fail?

It may be a silly theory that has already been disproven, for all I know. I'm still not used to being able to just ask AI anything.

Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 01:14 AM (ke3zm)

291 Hi Horde, happy Thursday. I have been battening down the hatches dur to an impending Nor'easter this weekend. High winds and much precipitation. It is never good when I lose power. I am getting very close to the one year anniversary of a very large tree hitting my house, fortunately it actually just nicked the house and damaged the garage.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:16 AM (ibDUx)

292
Hi Debby!

I hope the storm is not bad.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:17 AM (/QHx4)

293 Hi, Debby!

Hope the storm is more hype than horror.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

294
Most things today are hype.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:19 AM (/QHx4)

295 Dr. Idris Evans, 46, a pediatric critical care physician and medical director at UPMC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, died after the horrifying early-morning attack inside his family home in Edgewood, Pennsylvania, on Thursday.
...
Police have charged 32-year-old Elijah Hemingway with criminal homicide, aggravated assault, burglary and criminal trespass over the attack.
...
His wife told authorities she remembered her husband addressing the attacker as 'Elijah' during the struggle, raising questions over whether the two men knew one another. (No, he saw Elijah, imprinted on the knife blade, dumbass)
...
Police said [Elijah] Hemingway later claimed during an interview that Evans had invited him to the house several hours earlier and alleged Evans and his wife attacked him. _DM
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There are missing parts to this murder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (+UcOf)

296
There is some fascinating evidence that Erf itself may have developed a ring system in the ancient past, particularly during the Ordovician period.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

297
The media sucks. Gotta keep the peasants skeered.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:21 AM (/QHx4)

298
Braenyard,

Read that story today. It is strange.


Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:24 AM (/QHx4)

299 There are missing parts to this murder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (+UcOf)

/sings...

Elijah.... Elijah...
My Hearts been pierced by... Elijah...

Giddy up... oh oh oh oh oh oh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 01:24 AM (mP0Kj)

300 Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 01:14 AM (ke3zm)

Now do smear the queer... oh wait... we can't talk about that anymore...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 01:25 AM (mP0Kj)

301 I listened to it, so you have to as well:

@EndWokeness
Kamala Harris just attempted to explain AI & social media algorithms
x.com/EndWokeness/status/2103350624536416678

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2026 01:29 AM (HeG1i)

302 I just shut down my computer. I'll get the ticker name for you tomorrow.

Posted by: Reforger at September 25, 2026 01:29 AM (QU0Nz)

303
Romeo,

WTH can we talk about?
I think a lot of people don't say how they feel about stuff because they will be doxed.

Freedom of Speech. Where is that now?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:30 AM (/QHx4)

304 Now I am going to have to look up the Ordovician period, thanks publius!

There is lots of hype about the storm, the problem is that it is supposed to linger, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It is supposed to be hitting New Jersey now I think. Maybe Bers will check in with a weather update.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:33 AM (ibDUx)

305 There is some fascinating evidence that Erf itself may have developed a ring system in the ancient past, particularly during the Ordovician period.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

If we can get Pinochet Aerospace up and running we can build a new ring system.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 01:34 AM (S41Gd)

306 There is lots of hype about the storm, the problem is that it is supposed to linger, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It is supposed to be hitting New Jersey now I think. Maybe Bers will check in with a weather update.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:33 AM (ibDUx)

We don't have shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 01:34 AM (S41Gd)

307 DDG Search Assist couldn't find it.
Chat AI GPT-5.6 Luna couldn't find it.
But Daily Mail found it at the top of the search list, entry, 'Venezuela'.
Hundreds protest for return of Nobel peace laureate Machado to Venezuela By AFP Published: 12:18 EDT, 24 September 2026

Hundreds of protesters demanded the return of exiled opposition figure and Nobel Peace Prize laureate Maria Corina Machado to Venezuela, AFP observed at a demonstration in Caracas on Thursday.
...
Protester Douglas Mata, 65, questioned why Machado had been prevented from coming home.

"It's not possible that they receive Delcy Rodriguez like a queen in the United States, yet they won't let Maria Corina enter her own country," he said.
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Either the people want her back or something is stirring up trouble.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:38 AM (+UcOf)

308
Video on what if the Erf had rings, that's pretty good:
https://t.ly/9vO2P

The climate effects would be quite pronounced. Basically, it would make summers hotter and winters colder. On the Sun side, you get reflected light, but filtered light on the bottom side.

The Ordovician is not the only ring period, there may have been one or two more, and glaciations and stuff are associated with them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:39 AM (w6EFb)

309 Bers, you have no ides how happy I am to hear this. Perhaps it has drifted further out to sea and we'll just get a few showers. People in Nantucket were fighting to get off the island today. We still have a high wind advisory, is it all breezy where you are?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)

310
When I read about some big storm coming I wonder what the asshole media is using that to divert us from some big news story.

Of course batten down the hatches, they might be right. Doubtful though.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:40 AM (/QHx4)

311 266 A Naperville police officer turned a statewide camera grid into a personal tracking app, ran a man’s plate about 150 times, and then retired like the file never existed.

https://tinyurl.com/23zbce7w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:28 AM (+UcOf)


That modernity.com article reads like a genAI product, which is not cool -- not because it's poorly crafted, but because it starts to grate when so many different writers all sound like they're secretly the same guy.

Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 01:42 AM (ke3zm)

312 Here's the Storm. It doesn't look like much at the moment.
Maybe re-curving back out to sea.

https://tinyurl.com/43s44st5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:44 AM (+UcOf)

313 >>>it starts to grate when so many different writers all sound like they're secretly the same guy.

Posted by: SciVo
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I don't like it either but the accuracy of the content is more important.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:51 AM (+UcOf)

314 ""Hipparchus ..... saw Uranus and thought it was a star. Flamsteed saw it several times, and thought it was star ....
And William Herschel's son observed Neptune in 1830, but thought it was a star.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr.""

(Music)
Every body is a star. . .
I can see it when they shine on me . . .

https://youtu.be/3-1s2gqDs_U

Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at September 25, 2026 01:53 AM (lWeje)

315 JQ, I would get absolutely nothing done if I has a couple of boxes of movies that I hadn't seen a long while. I can get lost in a book and a good movie too.

Thanks for that Braenyard!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:56 AM (ibDUx)

316 You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be

youtu.be/Zu9a29UR2dU

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

317 Sri Lankan Tamil migrant worker Sivarasa Anojan has been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia

And they think we're harsh for just kicking them out of the country.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 01:57 AM (C0Nlv)

318 Bers, you have no ides how happy I am to hear this. Perhaps it has drifted further out to sea and we'll just get a few showers. People in Nantucket were fighting to get off the island today. We still have a high wind advisory, is it all breezy where you are?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)

Not really doing anything. It was mostly sunny today. The weather channel says we're not supposed to get rain until the wee hours tomorrow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 01:58 AM (S41Gd)

319 LOL, Debby. I'm almost afraid to watch any of those movies-- I might never leave the den!

Many are movies I've not seen before, so will wait until dark winter to view them. Don't want to interfere with chores, and there's just too much still to do outside right now.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)

320
Timekeeping at night would be easy with rings. The earth's shadow would be a marker, moving across the rings from east to west matching the sun's apparent movement underneath us.

And, it would probably wouldn't get too dark at night. Depending on how reflective, it could be like twilight all night.

But in the winter, the Sun would then dip behind the rings. It would be wild sight to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

321 I was trying to link a song by the Manhattans's, Shining Star, but I could not shorten it enough, this is my deficiency, but I always liked that song a lot.

Bers, I am assuming that I shall see you and the wonderful Mrs. B soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:09 AM (ibDUx)

322 It's supposed to get breezy here tomorrow. Need to roll up one of the gazebo blinds-- I've been leaving it down to block afternoon sun.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

323 So publius, from my tiny pea sized brain it would be kind of like a sky sundial?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:11 AM (ibDUx)

324 Here ya go, Debby--

youtu.be/I_sxBUOR0Kk

Haven't heard that one for many years! Nice tune.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

325 316 You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be

youtu.be/Zu9a29UR2dU

Posted by: JQ
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First time I heard them I was shocked. So professional and rocked.
Not since the Tower of Power. Lionel Richey and his group too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:17 AM (+UcOf)

326
In the Joe Scott video I posted above, go to about 8:30 in, and they have a little graphic of what it would look like a night, from higher latitudes.

Just as the Sun sets, you see all of the rings. Then the earth's shadow would rise in the east and block out a section. That blocked out section would then arc across the sky westward and set just as the Sun rose again in the east.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

327 Bers, I am assuming that I shall see you and the wonderful Mrs. B soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:09 AM (ibDUx)

Not sure about that. Not looking good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 02:21 AM (S41Gd)

328 The map is showing the Nor’easter center heading across Long Island into lower New England and Boston then taking a southwest track and heading back down into NYC over the course of the weekend before heading north again.

The wind isn’t going to be fun at all but the rain is where the real action will be, They are forecasting a month’s worth of rain in three days. Two to five inches depending on location.

It looks like an unorganized tropical storm on the radar right now, but you can see the counter-clockwise spin clearly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:22 AM (6ydKt)

329 >>>Don't want to interfere with chores, and there's just too much still to do outside...

Waited till 30 minutes before dark, fired up the mower and cut the front yard. Good thing the moon was bright, not one tree was damaged. Yea, team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:29 AM (+UcOf)

330 First time I heard them I was shocked. So professional and rocked.
Not since the Tower of Power. Lionel Richey and his group too.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yeah. The 70s had some awesome music, before disco.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

331 Waited till 30 minutes before dark, fired up the mower and cut the front yard. Good thing the moon was bright, not one tree was damaged. Yea, team.

Posted by: Braenyard

Go, you!
I should've done the same. Meh. Tomorrow. And the breeze will blow dust clouds away so I won't choke on them-- winning!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

332 Bers, I am sorry to hear that, I will miss you both.

SpeakingOf, if I don't lose power the two sump pumps in the basement can keep up with the rain. If a fallen tree cuts off power I could encounter some problems. At any rate, it is beyond my control and there is no sense worrying too much. My hubs and I never got the generator that we discussed many times, it was just too expensive back then and it hasn't gotten any cheaper.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:41 AM (ibDUx)

333 Computer has been behaving well for the last few hours. Hmm. Wonder if it'll conk out again overnight? I generally leave it on until update requires restart.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)

334 Bers, I am sorry to hear that, I will miss you both.


Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:41 AM (ibDUx)


Well, there's always the Christmas party. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM (S41Gd)

335 Computer has been behaving well for the last few hours.

Throws salt over shoulder...

Sprinkles Holy Water ...

Whispers "Klaatu barada nikto", just in case ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM (3ZUWJ)

336 Well sweet dreams Horde, I am off to sleep.

I miss Eddie the 8th ever since he ran off with that Darleen Wallis Simpson woman.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM (ibDUx)

337 I think disco and rap were corporate inventions. Musically they are of little to no value. A commenter mentioned the concurrent demise of NGO, USAID and rap. Interesting theory.

In another venue Sinatra started Reprise records because he thought there were good performers that were not given the opportunity to present. - Altruism and Sinatra don't go together but that's the story. Maybe the craft is the one thing he cared about.

Anyway

-wiki: One of the label's founding principles under Sinatra's leadership was that each artist would have full creative freedom, and at some point complete ownership of their work, including publishing rights. This is the reason why recordings of early Reprise artists (Dean Martin, Jimi Hendrix, the Kinks, etc.) are (in most cases) currently distributed through other labels.
etc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:00 AM (+UcOf)

338 85 mph winds in the Aleutians, gonna slam into western AK, make its way across the state into Fairbanks shortly. Anchorage will get about 40 mph, heaven only knows what we will get here. First big storm of fall. It should blow about half the leaves off the trees. This crap comes up from the Pacific, blasts over the Aleutians, picks up cold crap in Bristol Bay and then floods everything until it wears itself out over land.

In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Here, we put on our X-tra Tuffs and get back at it. Might stay indoors a bit more than I had planned.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM (gm+z0)

339 SpeakingOf, if I don't lose power the two sump pumps in the basement can keep up with the rain. If a fallen tree cuts off power I could encounter some problems. At any rate, it is beyond my control and there is no sense worrying too much. My hubs and I never got the generator that we discussed many times, it was just too expensive back then and it hasn't gotten any cheaper.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:41 AM (ibDUx)


If you made it through the 1993 Nor'easter/Great Blizzard and Hurricane Sandy this one should be a piece of cake.

I'd tie everything down that you can, bring in lawn furniture, and pray you don't get all of the rain in your area.


Yeah, those home generators start around $10,000 installed. I'd like one, too, but that ain't happening anytime soon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:05 AM (6ydKt)

340 In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Here, we put on our X-tra Tuffs and get back at it. Might stay indoors a bit more than I had planned.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM (gm+z0)

I wonder if the El Nino in the Pacific would make these storms stronger this year in Alaska.

Seems like it would at least make the storms bigger before they come your way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:10 AM (6ydKt)

341 Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM

LMAO! Thanks! I'll be shopping for a new setup this weekend.

May or may not make it to the HQ, the next few nights.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

342 Night, Debby. Hope you don't lose power!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

343 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM

Prayers up for your safety!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

344 Pollo in the southwest, Pacific storms in Alaska, Nor'easter in the Northeast.

The only thing missing for the full on assault this weekend/week is a hurricane hitting Florida or the Gulf.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:17 AM (6ydKt)

345 343 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM

Prayers up for your safety!
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

Not to worry. We will be fine. Alaskans don't do prepping, it is just standard to have plenty of everything on hand. One missed supply barge and the stores are empty. So, we plan ahead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:18 AM (gm+z0)

346 I wonder if the El Nino in the Pacific would make these storms stronger this year in Alaska.

Seems like it would at least make the storms bigger before they come your way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:10 AM (6ydKt)

I honestly don't know that El Nino affects anything this far north. I'm thinking more Japanese current. That's what keeps our port open year around. Otherwise we would freeze up solid.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:19 AM (gm+z0)

347 Braenyard, I have no idea whether disco & rap were some "corporate invention" but they had their time & place, IMO.

70s coke-snorting dance-party crowd needed a *beat* to move to. Disco was mindless, but not destructive.

90s urbanites needed a release for their pent-up hatred of...everything. A bitch session in 3 minutes.

Now? Disco is gone, and (c)rap drives racial hatred. This later garbage may or may not be deliberately cultivated.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

348 tcn - think Bastardi alluded to the possibility of 4 big one's in the Pacific this year. Don't think he was talking about that far north. Paying little attention I was.
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JQ don't know your needs but my Beelink is selling ~$200
(Amazon) Working for 2yrs w/no problem. Don't know if it will handle Microstuff. Running Linux Mint (updates take about 2 minutes & they don't foul the OS) here which covers common
things. AOP can speak clearly about does and doesn't on that.

I had two used Apple systems picked out but the memory shortage kicked in before I went back to buy one. They are no longer in stock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:25 AM (+UcOf)

349 Was thinking it was maybe 01,:30, it can be time to get up

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 03:28 AM (Ia/+0)

350
Temp is now 58. Fall-like weather came here right at the equinox, but it's going to warm up again in a couple of days.

The above prompted me to look it up. El Nino has very little effect on AK. Some, but not all that much. It can cause slightly warmer than usual winters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 03:28 AM (w6EFb)

351 Braenyard, did your Beelink come with Linux pre-installed?

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

352 I'm supposed to get up tomorrow. Have a good evening, see y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:32 AM (+UcOf)

353 Phone says 53 degrees, and its pretty accurate

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 03:36 AM (Ia/+0)

354 Can't stay up for the techie thread. Bummer.

Night, horde.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:50 AM (rdVOm)

355 What I would give for a rotary phone so I could call up the KOL AM radio request line.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 25, 2026 03:59 AM (VyD10)

356 Stove top oatmeal with raises and dates

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

357 Stove top oatmeal with raises and dates

plus 1/2 scoop of chocolate protein powder for the diabetic amongst us ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:06 AM (3ZUWJ)

358 Just raisins, dates, cinnamon, milk and oatmeal

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:15 AM (Ia/+0)

359 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

360 Stinkbugs. Why did it have to be stinkbugs?

Posted by: Ken at September 25, 2026 10:48 AM (GXPss)

Mountinous Cafe

fujidownmystreet.jpg
Mount Fuji, just down the street
via @yuya0240


Italy: A pretty girl, a bakery, and two dogs on the roof.

A ball pit for a puppy. But will he like it?

The "death track" in the Thagas Valley, Pakistan. This isn't the mountains of Afghanistan but it's adjacent to it. I say that because when you see the sheerness of these mountains, you'll have a greater appreciation for the special operators who fought the Taliban there.

Aw: Bear kept in cage all his life still walks within the boundaries of the cage despite now being free.

This gang of animals was put together by a mid-eighties action movie casting agent. As you know, criminal gangs are infamously multiethnic.

Cow skips in excitement for a donut.

Very neat scene. I like dramatic skies.

Store allows aggressive beggars. As long as they're cute.

Stray cat was so crusted over with filth he could barely walk but he's a pretty boy now.

Pittie siblings were adopted by neighbors but still go crazy when they see each other.

A dog raised by cats.

Old-time cartoons were super-creepy. "Skeleton Dance" still triggers me.

When I was young, I had to get an operation (I think a hernia removal) and when they gassed me out I had a dream/nightmare about being stuck on a conveyor belt where at each station someone performed a surgery on me. Just like the old Looney Tunes cartoons, of course set to Powerhouse.

There were a bunch of cartoons featuring the conveyor belt. And even more featuring "Powerhouse."

I thought "Duck Tracy" had a Powerhouse scene, but it doesn't. It's just scary and weird for other reasons.




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (yqwEa)

2 Happy SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!


It’s also FAT BEAR WEEK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (yqwEa)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (hG5L0)

4 Trifecta!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (yqwEa)

5 Darnit

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (yqwEa)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

7
*sits at Café table*
*snaps fingers imperiously*

Garçon!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:17 PM (eRlcH)

8 Do the dogs think they are birds?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

9 I was born and raised in west Texas and we used to raft down the Rio Grande at Big Bend. Really something.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (l26NL)

10 Do they not have flying insects in the Italian Alps?

Thats what I think of seeing the gal pondering the donuts since I cant see her bosom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

11 Kirsche finds more cursed lore. Vore. She is not handling it well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

12 Looks like I need to move to the Italian Alps and become addicted to fresh baked bread and playing with border collies on roofs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

13 Growing up in Montana with bright, sparking blue rivers I can't see the beauty of brown or green rivers. They just look dirty to me.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 07:20 PM (KWbVO)

14 That wingsuit was intense.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 07:22 PM (S41Gd)

15 Kirsche finds more cursed lore. Vore. She is not handling it well.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

Yeah. The cafe thing. Thats another kink I do not get.

I mean, it seems like an odd one to have developed. Its like a cannibal fetish, but backwards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

16 The cat and the other little bird, I can understand, but why that dog is following the stork, too, is beyond me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt)

17 Well then.

>>The American Storm@BigJoeBastardi · 1 hour

>>I wonder if the NYPOST knows forecasted max wave heights on the east coast are more than twice that of what they are saying Polo will drive into SCA

Posted by: Braenyard

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 07:23 PM (viF8m)

18 Re: The shack on cliff edge.

Aren't the Alps noted for their earthquakes? Hate to be in that shack when a tumbler happens

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 07:25 PM (KWbVO)

19 "Skeleton Dance" still triggers me.
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Walt Disney Studios is responsible for some of the creepiest movies I've ever watched. Especially when I was young.

Something Wicked This Way Comes (based on a Ray Bradbury story)

The Watcher in the Woods

(and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

20 'Gorgeous brown green color' aka this author is full of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

21 mateomassoni is way too into emoticons.

One or two I can understand, but this guy acts like he’s writing a children’s book and needs all the big words to have illustrations.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)

22 I was today years old when I realized The Donnas are all in their late 40s now. Holy fark does that make me feel old! My early-aughts band opened for them a couple of times. Wonderful young ladies, and they treated us fantastically. Real good times hanging with them.

https://tinyurl.com/33juueu5

The Donnas "Skintight"

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (2Drhq)

23 WTF?

Guy wearing the bottom half of a rubber cow suit, utter and all, is mounting a giant inflatable seal?

SMOD, why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:27 PM (2GVsD)

24 (and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

USS Cygnus is still an awesome ship. And the setup and story is dynamite- it's just the execution that goes sideways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

25 That Eiger chalet, wasn't it used in a Bond film?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)

26 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)

27 (and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

Near as I can tell the inside of a black hole is literally Hell.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:29 PM (6ydKt)

28 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)

Just do not do it at TwitchCon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

29 Growing up in Montana with bright, sparking blue rivers I can't see the beauty of brown or green rivers. They just look dirty to me.

Concur. I like the milky white streams and rivers you see in alpine regions like Iceland and...the Alps. It's apparently due to suspended mineral particles in the water. The bluer tint of the famous Blue Lagoon is due to suspended silica particles.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (Riz8t)

30 It’s also FAT BEAR WEEK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM


Bear fat is good eats.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (4NO2D)

31 The ball pit was the highlight of TwitchCon...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

32
The term black hole is rayciss.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

33 The ball pit was the highlight of TwitchCon...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

I don't think for anyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

34 IIRC the Powerhouse music was featured on the cartoon with the chipmunks who have their garden replaced by a new mechanized canning factory.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Activist Housekeeper at September 24, 2026 07:31 PM (wqBfv)

35
Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ


(There's a longer one that has more of the Snow White.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:32 PM (mmrXZ)

36 I have always wanted to go see the Eiger

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 07:32 PM (jrgJz)

37 James Copenhaver, man shot at Trump Butler rally, dies of complications from injuries

And they still show Crooks pic from 8th grade.

It is all 100% BULLSHIT

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:33 PM (/+uur)

38 My superpower is procrastination.
Guy at work said Animals was his favorite Pink Floyd album. I thought for a moment and agreed. Their best rock album.

Posted by: Accomack at September 24, 2026 07:33 PM (GbONR)

39 Ace gots no spell check?

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 07:34 PM (q6tQZ)

40 My superpower is procrastination.

Never put off to tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:34 PM (4NO2D)

41 If you think the rivers outside of Montana look gross, don’t check out the rivers in India and China because they make the Mississippi look like a pristine mountain stream in comparison.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

42 What percentage of wing suit flyers go SPLAT?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

43 Ace gots no spell check?
Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 07:34 PM (q6tQZ)
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You'll have to upgrade to a premium AoSHQ membership to view that version...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)

44 I tried to watch the skeleton cartoon but got this:

"Our systems have detected unusual traffic from your computer network. This page checks to see if it's really you sending the requests, and not a robot."

Then it wanted me to find all the busses. Fk that I don't care enough to jump thru your stupid hoops.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 07:38 PM (SAHhM)

45 You'll have to upgrade to a premium AoSHQ membership to view that version...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Slides cardboard ID back into left hip pocket.

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 07:38 PM (q6tQZ)

46 At the apartment, we had several notices (printouts, texts, emails) saying we were going to have the parking lot resurfaced and we all needed to have our cars out of here.

So I got up at 7, left, did some errands, etc, kept looking at my phone for a text/email saying "All done, you can come back now."

Needless to say, the work had been cancelled. How did they tell us this? A printout on each of our doors. After we'd left the complex.

"Genius" fails to adequately sum up their solution.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 07:39 PM (CHHv1)

47 Aetius

You mean there was actually other stuff there?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)

48 What percentage of wing suit flyers go SPLAT?

Ask Wylie Coyote, Super Genius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

49 Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ


It's a mashup of Sesame Street, Timothy Leary, and Charles Manson.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Riz8t)

50
Walt Disney Studios is responsible for some of the creepiest movies I've ever watched. Especially when I was young.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

================

The skeletons sticking their hands through bars in the dungeon of Snow White's stepmother. She kicks the skull and the bones all fall apart as she runs down stone steps laughing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:41 PM (mmrXZ)

51
It's a mashup of Sesame Street, Timothy Leary, and Charles Manson.
Posted by: Archimedes

================

Yeah, what sucks is, those people all claimed to be more effed up than Disney's actual artists. "No WAY did they do Fantasia unless they were on assid!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:43 PM (mmrXZ)

52 Then it wanted me to find all the busses. Fk that I don't care enough to jump thru your stupid hoops.

Posted by: fd
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There are many new unannoying verification systems available.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:43 PM (+UcOf)

53 Those old Betty Boop (and contemporary) cartoons could be colossally psychedelic.
The "Cuphead" game nailed that aesthetic.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 07:44 PM (88C+u)

54 The normal output of today's Protestant theology schools is starting to arrive at the pulpit. Talarico is part of this emerging consensus.


Saw this in the post below from somebody named Wesley Yang. It's a very large net he's throwing. Protestants aren't just Episcopalians. The Episcopal's aren't even Christians anymore. What's a 'Protestant Theology School'? Which one's? I'm familiar with several and NONE of them are pushing 'rainbow' depravity.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 07:44 PM (sAmhv)

55 Kirsche, "I've seen enough. I wish to have a hunting permit."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)

56 ACE (as if he were still lurking) might appreciate this bit i found about some crows 'returning the favor.'

https://bit.ly/crows-helping

Posted by: mindful webworker - caw at September 24, 2026 07:45 PM (11R8D)

57 (and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)


I have heard an argument that The Event Horizon was a gritty horror remake of The Black Hole.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

58 The vore cafe, Black Hole or the Pornstar's broken back?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)

59 PAGING HEZBOLLAH opens nationwide October 30.

And I thot Fist Full of Yen was the greatest movie ever.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

60 The skeletons sticking their hands through bars in the dungeon of Snow White's stepmother. She kicks the skull and the bones all fall apart as she runs down stone steps laughing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:41 PM (mmrXZ)


The wicked queen’s mirror has more functions than a Swiss army knife.

The cartoonists must’ve been stoned Salvador Dali fans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:48 PM (6ydKt)

61 I have heard an argument that The Event Horizon was a gritty horror remake of The Black Hole.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

You could make the argument that the ships both have the gotic feel of Warhammer 40k and the warp is obvious in event horizon and is the black hole in Black Hole. Tone is different for Black Hole until the end when it gets weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

62 argument that The Event Horizon was a gritty horror remake of The Black Hole

or "Forbidden Planet" or "Heart of Darkness" or "Apocalypse Now" or...

Posted by: we're all just retelling The Tempest at September 24, 2026 07:50 PM (88C+u)

63 Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:32 PM (mmrXZ)
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The storyboarding session for that must have been epic, with everyone trying to outdo everyone else for weirdness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:50 PM (FZ29D)

64 We have highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 50's. I'm good with that. It was a long wait till fall, but it's here and really helps my mood.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 07:50 PM (xJpuh)

65 Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:51 PM (+UcOf)

66 For total anime weirdness, Osamu Tezuka's 1969 movie Cleopatra.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

67
One of the best analogies to see why (in the simple current GR Schwarzschild non-rotating black hole) escape is impossible once you cross the horizon.

One you cross, space and time get warped and flipped. The singularity, what appears outside as a point in space becomes a point in time.

Once you've crossed the horizon you can no more avoid that than you can runaway from tomorrow. You can run around all you want anywhere you want, but you can't avoid your future.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

68 Didja see this?

New York Post
@nypost
NYC kitten rescue defends 'NO F-KING MAGA' adoption policy as PETA calls for it to be abolished

-
Wait. There's a F*cking MAGA? How do I sign up?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 07:54 PM (ndZc7)

69 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyYwEn-UV0

Sammy Terry ruled saturday night from 11:30 to 2 am

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

70 Fall sure got here quick.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

71 One you cross, space and time get warped and flipped. The singularity, what appears outside as a point in space becomes a point in time.

So, time dilation as if we are approaching the speed of light?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)

72 La Villa Strangiato.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2026 07:55 PM (w9oI/)

73 72 La Villa Strangiato.

Air guitar heaven.

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 07:56 PM (2Drhq)

74 And, with a little luck tomorrow night, it will be a 100% week! What a great way to close out Otter and Fat Bear Awareness Weeks!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1)

75 73 72 La Villa Strangiato.

Air guitar heaven.
Posted by: Delurker

I was hoping someone got the Powerhouse reference.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2026 07:58 PM (w9oI/)

76 One you cross, space and time get warped and flipped. The singularity, what appears outside as a point in space becomes a point in time.

Once you've crossed the horizon you can no more avoid that than you can runaway from tomorrow. You can run around all you want anywhere you want, but you can't avoid your future.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 07:52 PM


Madness takes its toll.

Posted by: Riff Raff at September 24, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

77 42 What percentage of wing suit flyers go SPLAT?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)


100%, eventually.

Posted by: a.moron at September 24, 2026 08:00 PM (X5Jzz)

78 And they still show Crooks pic from 8th grade.

It is all 100% BULLSHIT
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:33 PM


It's a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)

79 Iran complaining that we attacked them is pretty funny. Well, not funny funny but ludicrous kind of funny.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:01 PM (SAHhM)

80 Qatar says its aid did not fund Hamas, and if it did, ‘Israel is responsible’
_TimesOfIsrael


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:02 PM (+UcOf)

81 >> Madness takes its toll.

From another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, well secluded, I see all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 08:02 PM (w6EFb)

82 Evening, Ace, and cafe layabouts!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:03 PM (dPOOv)

83 Madness takes its toll.

Unlike David Bowman ending up in a nice hotel room; you end up in Hillary Clinton's bedroom.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 08:05 PM (2GVsD)

84 I really hate AI slop images.

F-100F Super Saber flying over jungle to imply it's a real photo from Vietnam. But the helicopter, in matching SEA camouflage, is a UH-60 Blackhawk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

85 Wait. There's a F*cking MAGA? How do I sign up?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 07:54 PM (ndZc7)

It comes with the Platinum Plan.

*checks register*

You are still Cardboard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:08 PM (gm+z0)

86 Ha ha ha. That is what you get for letting me book your reservation.

Posted by: HAL at September 24, 2026 08:09 PM (SAHhM)

87 First they scream NO KINGS!

Then they scream NO F*KING!

Do they ever say yes to anything?

Pinch faced scolds.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:10 PM (gm+z0)

88 At the UN, Sharaa says peace with Israel possible, but vows Golan will remain Syrian.
---

I see a problem here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:11 PM (+UcOf)

89 I hated Joe and the dogeater but you didn't see me go buttfuking crazy about it. These people are dangerously mental and will stab you in your sleep.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (SAHhM)

90
F-100F Super Saber flying over jungle to imply it's a real photo from Vietnam. But the helicopter, in matching SEA camouflage, is a UH-60 Blackhawk.

Posted by: Anna Puma
---

One day there will people who only know things AI says there is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (+UcOf)

91 >> So, time dilation as if we are approaching the speed of light?

Think of it as a boundary in time. We can easily imagine a boundary in space. Imagine you're inside a box. There are walls, which are boundaries in space. You can move around inside the box, and not hit the walls.

Now, imagine a boundary in time. A wall in timeyou're going to hit no matter what, as you're compelled to move forward in time, following time's arrow. It's nowhere you can see in space. It's in your future, no matter what you do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (w6EFb)

92 *checks register*

You are still Cardboard.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:08 PM


Has the register been updated since the last Commentator Semi-Annual Review?

Asking for The Horde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

93 But where was the Picture of Mount Fuji taken ???
: -))

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0iwzujZFusk

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (3ZUWJ)

94 An Iranian flight tried to fly to Tajikistan and was refused air space. Tried a second route and was rebuffed again.

The reach of the USA is long.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (DPPrP)

95 But where was the Picture of Mount Fuji taken ???
: -))

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0iwzujZFusk
Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (3ZUWJ)

Imma go out on a limb, and say, "Japan".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:16 PM (dPOOv)

96 Unlike David Bowman ending up in a nice hotel room; you end up in Hillary Clinton's bedroom.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 08:05 PM


Complete with a 1/24 scale SB2C? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

97 Has the register been updated since the last Commentator Semi-Annual Review?

Asking for The Horde.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

Are you assuming that we have staff to take care of these things? Once in, always in.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:17 PM (gm+z0)

98 Imma go out on a limb, and say, "Japan".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


You can also say "Japan" from the comfort of your own home!

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 08:18 PM (3ZUWJ)

99 "At the UN, Sharaa says peace with Israel possible, but vows Golan will remain Syrian."

Islamists are all liars are there is no reason to give credence to anything they say.

Ditto for the Chinese. They are not constrained by any religion or moral code.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:20 PM (SAHhM)

100 They are not constrained by any religion or moral code.
Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:20 PM


* nods approvingly *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 24, 2026 08:22 PM (0sNs1)

101 Wingsuiting scares me very much🫠 The combination of a new exit and being at a high altitude led me to be quiet intimidated 🙈 But wow

Can't rely on Google GPS up there, you just have to try the "new exit" to know if you can make it.

Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at September 24, 2026 08:24 PM (3s43i)

102 Wingsuiting does not scare me at all, because there is no damned way I would try it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:27 PM (dPOOv)

103 Just had a Chick-Fil-A chicken and waffle sandwich. Bonus..it has bacon on it and comes with maple syrup. Messy eating but very tasty. Had a peach milkshake to top it off.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM (lJ0H4)

104 Mexico has the high ground. I did not know that.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM (sl73Y)

105
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:51 PM (+UcOf)

===================

We're locked on your coordinates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 08:29 PM (mmrXZ)

106 Now is a good time for the USA to invade Canada. Our defence department has a much more pressing problem on its hands:

blacklocks.ca/found-too-many-dirty-jokes/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:30 PM (dPOOv)

107 Wingsuiting scares me very much

The more I see of Amazing and Dangerous Human Tricks, especially the ones that are clearly not AI, the more glad I am to remain an observer rather than a participant. At the ripe old age of 29, I am happy to try to extend my lifespan and health as much as possible. Just stepping out of the shower is high-risk enough for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - leaping to conclusions is my favorite exercise at September 24, 2026 08:31 PM (11R8D)

108 106 Now is a good time for the USA to invade Canada. Our defence department has a much more pressing problem on its hands:

blacklocks.ca/found-too-many-dirty-jokes/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:30 PM (dPOOv)

Wait, define "too many." Around here that might just mean we are just getting started.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:32 PM (gm+z0)

109 Just stepping out of the shower is high-risk enough for me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - leaping to conclusions is my favorite exercise at September 24, 2026 08:31 PM (11R8D)

I consider driving Knik-Goose Bay Road plenty exciting and risky enough. Between legal weed, tweakers, and just plain idiots, I have had enough close calls. I'm considering installing an air horn in my car.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:33 PM (gm+z0)

110 Now is a good time for the USA to invade Canada.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:30 PM


I dunno. It might not just be Britain coming to Canada's aid this time, the EU could, too!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

111 Mr. Fuji love to torture American wrestler.

Posted by: You Remember Pearl Harbor, McMahon? at September 24, 2026 08:34 PM (Fn+3X)

112 I dunno. It might not just be Britain coming to Canada's aid this time, the EU could, too!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Not to worry. EU defense consists of US troops and a few Frenchmen. I think the Frenchmen are the cooks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:36 PM (gm+z0)

113 Flying squirrel suit dude over Dolomites was passing gas big time, or at least that's how it sounded to me. Of course I would probably done more that pass gas.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 08:37 PM (LHPAg)

114 I consider driving Knik-Goose Bay Road plenty exciting and risky enough. Between legal weed, tweakers, and just plain idiots, I have had enough close calls. I'm considering installing an air horn in my car.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:33 PM (gm+z0)

I went to the post office today to get my freshly-renewed passport, and as I sat in the car, door open, I caught huge whiff of skunk weed as somebody sauntered past. Pot shop is right across the street.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:40 PM (dPOOv)

115 103 Just had a Chick-Fil-A chicken and waffle sandwich. Bonus..it has bacon on it and comes with maple syrup. Messy eating but very tasty. Had a peach milkshake to top it off.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM (lJ0H4)
I did not need to know that, but.........Chik-Fil-A is 10 minutes from here.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

116 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I've been playing a bit of Lord of the Rings Online this evening.

I'm now following two hobbits who are lost in Fangorn Forest...

Fangorn Forest is not quite as oppressive as Mordor, but it's no walk in the park, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM (FZ29D)

117 Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, thanked President Milei for his steadfast and unconditional support for the State of Israel, and congratulated him on receiving the "Defender of Israel" award from the Darchei Torah Yeshiva in New York.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:44 PM (+UcOf)

118 I'm considering installing an air horn in my car.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:33 PM (gm+z0

the flea market purchase I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 08:44 PM (VyBeY)

119 Fangorn Forest is not quite as oppressive as Mordor, but it's no walk in the park, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM (FZ29D)

Is it an Enchanted forest? Bad things lurk there:

https://youtu.be/LdL-R4xMG2g

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:45 PM (dPOOv)

120 Wingsuiting does not scare me at all, because there is no damned way I would try it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was married to a redhead - two separate times.

I fear nothing after that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (GP7ZF)

121 Is it an Enchanted forest? Bad things lurk there:

https://youtu.be/LdL-R4xMG2g
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:45 PM (dPOOv)
---
As I recall, Merry and Pippen often referred to it as "queer" but not in an LGBTQ+ sort of way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (FZ29D)

122 “As he has done time and again, Prime Minister Netanyahu used his speech to repeat baseless lies meant to sanitize his genocide of Palestinians. Yet no lie can change the fact that he remains the subject of an International Criminal Court arrest warrant alleging war crimes and crimes against humanity,"
_NYC Mayor, Borehole Mamdani

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (+UcOf)

123 I'm now following two hobbits who are lost in Fangorn Forest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM


Given they stop six times a day to eat, and all of Sunday morning to peruse the Book Thread, isn't it kind of slow going?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (0sNs1)

124 the flea market purchase I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

That would be awesome. People would be jumping out of their skin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 08:47 PM (2pORR)

125 >>>I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez
---

It would take a big tank but imagine being at an intersection.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:48 PM (+UcOf)

126 I'm now following two hobbits who are lost in Fangorn Forest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM

Given they stop six times a day to eat, and all of Sunday morning to peruse the Book Thread, isn't it kind of slow going?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (0sNs1)
---
I don't believe I ever actually encounter Merry and Pippen, just follow their tracks. They are long gone by the time I get to Fangorn. I do get to chill out with Gandalf, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:48 PM (FZ29D)

127 Ah .. Juicy Fruit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

128 Had a peach milkshake to top it off.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM


Their peach shakes are seasonal; ya gotta get while the gettin' is good.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

129 I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.
Posted by: Tonypete

Same one?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 24, 2026 08:49 PM (Fv808)

130 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.
Posted by: toby928(c)


https://xkcd.com/150/

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

131 “As he has done time and again, Prime Minister Netanyahu used his speech to repeat baseless lies meant to sanitize his genocide of Palestinians. Yet no lie can change the fact that he remains the subject of an International Criminal Court arrest warrant alleging war crimes and crimes against humanity,"
_NYC Mayor, Borehole Mamdani

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (+UcOf)

If the Nazis were as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis appear to be, there would have been 40 million more Jews in Europe in 1945 than there were in 1939.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:50 PM (dPOOv)

132 You'd think Japan would be wireless by now.

Posted by: Fletcher at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (hyQrc)

133 Mamdani is a secret Jew. Nothing else explains him protecting Bibi from the crazies.


Pass it on.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (4NO2D)

134 the flea market purchase I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 08:44 PM (VyBeY)

I bet they would look awesome on top of my Ford Flex.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (gm+z0)

135 At an intersection yesterday, turn light stuck, woman in front, went through three (3) complete changes with no lft turn signal.

Que air horns

Yes, I beeped politely, then consecutively then I went around her and made the turn. After completing the turn I glanced, she was still sitting there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (+UcOf)

136 133 Mamdani is a secret Jew. Nothing else explains him protecting Bibi from the crazies.


Pass it on.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (4NO2D)

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (gm+z0)

137 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Every ball in that pit has kid snot on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (dPOOv)

138 Those pitts are morbidly obese. People who feed their pets like humans. Shame.

Posted by: Fletcher at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (hyQrc)

139 I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.
Posted by: Tonypete

Same one?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


More specifically, the same body and the same personality?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 08:54 PM (VHUov)

140 Que air horns

Yes, I beeped politely, then consecutively then I went around her and made the turn. After completing the turn I glanced, she was still sitting there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (+UcOf)

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:54 PM (gm+z0)

141 I did not need to know that, but.........Chik-Fil-A is 10 minutes from here.
Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

We have no Chik-Fil-A up here. Please consider opening one. Would be a gold mine.

Also, Culvers.

Either or both.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (gm+z0)

142 The Arabs were smarter than us.

John Cleese
@JohnCleese
This is where the Arabs were ahead of us
By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (ndZc7)

143 If the Nazis were as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis appear to be, there would have been 40 million more Jews in Europe in 1945 than there were in 1939.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They've been "committing genocide" for 80 years on a region slightly smaller than Rhode Island, using first-world military gear.

So I understand Mamdani calling it that; that's a level of competence he can only dream of.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)

144 129 I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.
Posted by: Tonypete
---

I dated a red headed Mexican.
Oy, arriba, andale.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:58 PM (+UcOf)

145 ......
That would be awesome. People would be jumping out of their skin.


********

Have a trio of train-like horns on my 1/2 ton truck. "Hornblasters". Have to plan ahead, hit a switch for the compressor, wait a moment, then scare the livin hell out of really bad driver.

Posted by: Fletcher at September 24, 2026 08:58 PM (hyQrc)

146 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTYFoknUFQ0


ISLE OF MAN TT 2026

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 08:59 PM (jrgJz)

147 >>I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.

And you ended up here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 08:59 PM (viF8m)

148 Evenin’, All.

Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

149
Evening All

Weiners!!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:03 PM (/QHx4)

150 And you ended up here.
Posted by: JackStraw

Funny that, isn't it? Upon further review, if my Dad became suddenly quiet, that was cause for paralyzing dread. My idiot sister never did catch on to that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 09:04 PM (GP7ZF)

151 We had someone sneak attack us and kill over 2000 and we ended up dropping two atomic bombs on them.

Palestinians/Hamas should feel fortunate.

Posted by: polynikes at September 24, 2026 09:05 PM (KC5Lt)

152 We have no Chik-Fil-A up here. Please consider opening one. Would be a gold mine.

Also, Culvers.

Either or both.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (gm+z0)

Not a fan of Chik-Fil-A but love Culver's.

Posted by: polynikes at September 24, 2026 09:08 PM (KC5Lt)

153 Evening All

Weiners!!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:03 PM


I'm right here!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 24, 2026 09:09 PM (0sNs1)

154
Hot diggity dog!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (/QHx4)

155 I was married to a lovely, tall, educated, redhead lady for forty years. We never had an argument, or even raised our voices to each other, except maybe in jest. We were uniquely suited to each other and had a great life together. Two children and now, seven grandchildren. Yesterday was the anniversary of her passing away in 2020 from amyloidosis. I never looked at another woman and still don't. She was a unique treasure.

Posted by: Blessed Beyond Measure at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (Fn+3X)

156 Polls? Here's your fucking polls.

Polymarket@Polymarket ·

BREAKING: J.D. Vance widens his lead over Marco Rubio in the 2028 GOP presidential nomination odds, as Carlson & DeSantis trail behind.

51% chance Vance is the nominee.
---

Carlson? Carlson Who?
hahahahahah
Stupid fucking polls.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:11 PM (+UcOf)

157 >>Funny that, isn't it? Upon further review, if my Dad became suddenly quiet, that was cause for paralyzing dread. My idiot sister never did catch on to that.

I think your Dad knew my Dad. He wasn't chatty, but quiet was ominous. And when he did what we called The Grit, trouble was coming. Usually for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 09:11 PM (viF8m)

158 Yesterday was the anniversary of her passing away in 2020 from amyloidosis. I never looked at another woman and still don't. She was a unique treasure.
Posted by: Blessed Beyond Measure at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (Fn+3X)
=====

May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

159 155 You are indeed blessed, My Friend. May her memory be a blessing to you.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:13 PM (77rzZ)

160 Every ball in that pit has kid snot on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (dPOOv)

That's not snot, and it's not from a kid.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2026 09:14 PM (vE0+H)

161 We have no Chik-Fil-A up here. Please consider opening one. Would be a gold mine.

Also, Culvers.

Either or both.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (gm+z0)

Not a fan of Chik-Fil-A but love Culver's.
Posted by: polynikes at September 24, 2026 09:08 PM (KC5Lt)

To me, those are the two best two fast food organizations.

Granted, I haven't been able to try some of the other ones that are frequently mentioned, like, In-N-
Out.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:17 PM (BeyMP)

162 @155.-Blessed

That's really nice. And you are truly blessed to have those memories.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 09:19 PM (xJpuh)

163 New York Post@nypost·

Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists: UN trib.al/kX7S2I6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:19 PM (+UcOf)

164 Hey, LTG. Sorry I lost my temper at you the other day.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

165
Trans nurse charged with four counts of child abuse for harming a premature baby girl in the neonatal intensive care unit at a hospital in a Grand Rapids.

Baby has broken bones and multiple bruises including bruising of the tongue.

It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

166 On the one hand, what Cleese said was antilife and generally evil.
On the other hand, the people involved should be working harder to prove him wrong.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 09:22 PM (88C+u)

167
Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

Yeah a turkish prison

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)

168 Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack

Never forget when LeBron James tried to doxx and threaten the life of a white police officer for killing a black woman before he had any facts about what actually happened.

Then the bodycam footage came out and showed that the officer heroically SAVED the other black woman’s life that was about to be stabbed to death
---

LeBron's a genius, there's a clip of the governor singing we love you LeBron or some dumb...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:23 PM (+UcOf)

169 I was married to a lovely, tall, educated, redhead lady for forty years. We never had an argument, or even raised our voices to each other, except maybe in jest. We were uniquely suited to each other and had a great life together. Two children and now, seven grandchildren. Yesterday was the anniversary of her passing away in 2020 from amyloidosis. I never looked at another woman and still don't. She was a unique treasure.
Posted by: Blessed Beyond Measure at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (Fn+3X)

As you said, you were blessed to have those times.

Glad that you are able to appreciate what you were, well, blessed with.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:23 PM (BeyMP)

170 It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

The electric chair was invented for a reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (dPOOv)

171 Had supper today at Culver's. Crispy Chicken Samich Basket and a large Chili Supreme. How many fast food places bring your food to your table for you?

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (Q+gd/)

172
It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons
---

It needs a millstone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (+UcOf)

173
Yep
It is lovely. Picture at Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:25 PM (/QHx4)

174 Granted, I haven't been able to try some of the other ones that are frequently mentioned, like, In-N-
Out.
Posted by: LTG

We're getting an In-N-Out just up the street from Chik-Fil-A. It's taken forever to build. They're working on the landscaping now so it shouldn't be long. I've heard good things about it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 09:25 PM (lJ0H4)

175 165
Trans nurse charged with four counts of child abuse for harming a premature baby girl in the neonatal intensive care unit at a hospital in a Grand Rapids.

Baby has broken bones and multiple bruises including bruising of the tongue.

It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)



Saw that story earlier, missed the "trans" part. Maybe that was left out of the story I saw. Wonder why that could be? Life in prison is the least sentence that it should get. In a just world, the punishment would match the crime, and it would be beaten to death by pissed off mothers and fathers. Slowly.

Posted by: a.moron at September 24, 2026 09:26 PM (X5Jzz)

176 I just saw a video of an ex employee who is very obviously having a mental breakdown. She posted it on FB first reasons known only to her, and the fitness community is small, so it’s making the rounds. Ugh, it’s heartbreaking. I pray she gets the help she needs.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

177
Starbucks is closing down hundreds of stores.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:26 PM (/QHx4)

178 Hey, LTG. Sorry I lost my temper at you the other day.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

I can't say how unnecessary that apology is, but thanks.

It's really easy for a format like this to lead to "misunderstandings."

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:28 PM (BeyMP)

179 Evenin’, All.
Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg


Some classic boobs for you
https://bit.ly/yvonne-joyce-craig

🐈‍⬛

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hubba^3 at September 24, 2026 09:28 PM (11R8D)

180
I know what should happen to it. Too bad it won't happen.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:28 PM (/QHx4)

181 Beginning to see a connection between all of the anti AI in the media and a certain political group...

--- > An anti-AI protest outside Google’s offices today. Note the presence of a Palestinian flag. Can someone please explain the alignment between the Palestinian and anti-AI protestors?

https://t.co/cp8OrulU3y

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:29 PM (+UcOf)

182 The electric chair was invented for a reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (dPOOv)

So you could set it to sizzle and just leave him in it a couple hours at a time randomly every day for the next 40 years?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:29 PM (vE0+H)

183 Hi, Piper. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

184 Hi Bulg - well I am awake, so that is a start! Hopefully a sign I am on the upswing.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

185 178 LTG, agreed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

186 "Can someone please explain the alignment between the Palestinian and anti-AI protestors?"

A lunatic often enjoys the company of other lunatics?

Posted by: Will Robinson at September 24, 2026 09:32 PM (rje/a)

187 Piper, how is/was your cold?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:33 PM (77rzZ)

188 So you could set it to sizzle and just leave him in it a couple hours at a time randomly every day for the next 40 years?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:29 PM (vE0+H)

That would work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 09:33 PM (dPOOv)

189 Speaking of those surviving red-headed wives (if I am recalling correctly), I really miss iron grampa.

Posted by: mindful webworker - this is the greatest nation at September 24, 2026 09:35 PM (11R8D)

190 Instead of Arresting Netanyahu, Mamdani Plants an Olive Tree With Palestinian Families From Gaza

… because “Black oLives Matter”

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 09:36 PM (gWCxi)

191
Priest stabbed to death during Mass in Poland by an Ukranian refugee.

I did not know Poland allowed hundreds of thousands of them in their country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:36 PM (/QHx4)

192 Don't know how long I'll be here tonight-- computer keeps shutting itself off... it's *old*...

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 09:38 PM (rdVOm)

193 >>>An anti-AI protest outside Google’s offices today. Note the presence of a Palestinian flag. Can someone please explain the alignment between the Palestinian and anti-AI protestors?

There is a paid leftist protest industry.

It moves frequently from issue to issue.

Climate Change has been relegated for the moment, so, Isreal "genocide" and AI are today's outrage de jure.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:38 PM (BeyMP)

194 16m
"The Ministry of Foreign Affairs, on behalf of the Government of Colombia, announces that, as of September 19, 2026, it formally severed diplomatic relations with the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:40 PM (+UcOf)

195 187 Piper, how is/was your cold?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:33

It was the flu, I wish it was a cold! I ate something for the first time today and it stayed down. The flu is brutal. I have not been sick like this in a very, very long time.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

196 Re: Culvers

Pork tenderloin. Lettuce, onion and mayo.

Regular cheese curds. Marinara.

Large coke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

197
Beautiful fall afternoon. Much settled with the brain trust while quaffing marzen.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 09:41 PM (Y8DZL)

198 Almost sounds like food poisoning, Piper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)

199
I have wondered if protesting accomplishes anything except that people are assholes. Probably most of them are sucking the government teat.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)

200 Redheaded wives are the best!

For those who can handle them.

*buffs knuckles on sleeve*

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

201 Hey, Bulg. How are things?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Sorry, Piper. Hope you get well soon.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

203 198 Almost sounds like food poisoning, Piper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September

It almost felt like that! Except for the body aches, congestion, cough and testing positive for the flu. But yeah, ice chips weren’t staying down for awhile. My doctor was threatening me with admitting me because of dehydration fears, but finally got ice chips down. The food I ate tonight is staying down, I really have no desire to eat at the moment, though.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

204 President Trump and First Lady Melania greet the arrival of
Chairman Xi and his wife, Peng Liyuan.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3yx8aj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (+UcOf)

205 The food I ate tonight is staying down, I really have no desire to eat at the moment, though.

Posted by: Piper
---

Didn't know you were sick. Glad you are getting better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:46 PM (+UcOf)

206 President Trump and First Lady Melania greet the arrival of
Chairman Xi and his wife, Peng Liyuan.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3yx8aj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (+UcOf)
---
IIRC, their daughter lives in the US. Which is deeply weird if you think about it. He's going to attack Taiwan knowing the the US will almost instantly take his kid hostage ("interned").

I'm working on Part 7 of my Taiwan invasion series, btw, and this one focuses on trying to establish a beachhead.

Spoiler alert: Dieppe is part of the discussion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

207 201 Hey, A. H.! Things are decent. I am basically retired, though not officially. Still trying to figure out what God means for me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

208 I have wondered if protesting accomplishes anything except that people are assholes…
Posted by: four seasons


One thing mobs of protesters have always accomplished for me, going back many decades: whatever it is makes them like that, I want no part of it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:47 PM (11R8D)

209
mindful,

I agree

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:48 PM (/QHx4)

210 192 Don't know how long I'll be here tonight-- computer keeps shutting itself off... it's *old*...

Posted by: JQ
---

Battery?

Little Beelink is going for ~2. Had this one for 2 years with no problem from it. Mint OS.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:48 PM (+UcOf)

211
President Trump and First Lady Melania greet the arrival of
Chairman Xi and his wife, Peng Liyuan.


Is Peng short for Penguin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:48 PM (Cqx++)

212 Hey, A. H.! Things are decent. I am basically retired, though not officially. Still trying to figure out what God means for me.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)
---
By all means email me if you want to chat. I know it seems weird to say "got to my site" to get my email but I'm trying to throw off the bots and such.

Today was my wife's birthday and I got her Klondike bars and flowers. Also some tasty Ethiopian food (it's actually really good). Little wins. They add up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

213 Didn't know you were sick. Glad you are getting better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Thank you! And just in time, I think J is over nursing duties. It was the first night he watched TV outside instead of in here since I got sick, pretty sure it was to escape. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

214

Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)

215 Today was my wife's birthday and I got her Klondike bars and flowers. Also some tasty Ethiopian food (it's actually really good). Little wins. They add up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September

Good for you! And yes, Ethiopian food is very good.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

216

He is delusional. Oh and evil.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:52 PM (/QHx4)

217 212 A. H., your e-mail?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

218 89 I hated Joe and the dogeater but you didn't see me go buttfuking crazy about it. These people are dangerously mental and will stab you in your sleep.
Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (SAHhM)

Still trying to wrap my mind around the hate.
Everything they hate about President Trump... I love.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (y171U)

219 Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)

Innit something that just two short years ago Democrats were complaining that they lost the election because they needed "podcasts" and "masculine energy" and "young people". And just like magic - *poof* - here we are.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (vE0+H)

220 >>Battery?

Don't know.

This box is over 10 years old, originally win8.1, upgraded to win10 with a win7 "skin" because hubby HATED the original *cellphone screen* look of it...

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

221 Doof has dropped the NOOD ONT already. Hie thee hence.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=421520

Posted by: mindful webworker - go forth and comment at September 24, 2026 09:54 PM (11R8D)

222 Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)
---
The scary thing is that he's probably not all that wrong. The Boomer ADL types have spend the last, oh, 40 years hyperventilating over David Duke (is he even alive at this point) and screaming that Dispensationalist Protestants are Nazis so that their credibility is completely worthless.

That's why all this retarded anti-Jewish stuff is getting legs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

223 >>And yes, Ethiopian food is very good.

I had it on good authority (Mom), for years, that there's no food in Ethiopia and all those kids are starving! 😉

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

224 Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)

I really have no idea how influential Piker is with todays kids, but, I'd be stunned if it comes anywhere close to Limbaugh's impact on young conservatives in the nineties.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:58 PM (BeyMP)

225 If they had food they wouldn't be so skinny.


Retarded Jewish stuff has legs because the Main Streaming Media produces it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:09 PM (+UcOf)

226 >>>Mountinous Cafe

Mountanous
Mountenous
Mountinous
Mountonous
Mountunous

hmm

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 01:45 AM (odBC9)

Quick Hits

A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.

"We are deeply saddened by the passing of Jim Copenhaver, who was gravely wounded in the horrific shooting in Butler, Pennsylvania," House Republicans posted on X. "Jim endured unimaginable hardship with strength and perseverance.

"We join his family and loved ones in mourning his loss and praying for them during this difficult time," the post continued. "May he rest in peace."

Copenhaver, who was 76-years-old at the time of his death, was shot in the triceps. Another bullet was lodged in his body after it took chunks of his colon, leaving him with nerve damage, according to CBS News.

The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

The feds have arrested an illegal alien for voting in both the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections. I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) arrested a legal immigrant in New Jersey last week for allegedly voting in multiple federal elections, including the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections, Breitbart News has learned.


Sanata Coulibaly, a legal immigrant from Senegal, was arrested on September 17 and charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien.

According to prosecutors, Coulibaly first entered the United States in September 1993 and was given a green card by the Obama administration in November 2009. In 2018, 2020, and 2024, Coulibaly allegedly voted illegally in each of the elections.

"This alien from Senegal has been charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien after allegedly voting in three general elections in New Jersey," Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin said.

Leading Report
@LeadingReport

Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.

Yes, she pretty much says that, saying "Republicans are cheating by purging the voter rolls." She also slurs a word because, as usual, she drank her lunch.


I never heard this-- or if I did, my almost-29 year old brain forgot it.

Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson

18h

I'm just gonna put it out there: Colin Kaepernick sat on the bench for the national anthem--not kneeling, sitting on the bench, away from his teammates--at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend.

It was only after one reporter asked--after his third straight game sitting by himself on the bench during the anthem --why he was doing that, that he came up with the answer about taking a stand against America's "racism."

That transformed him overnight from a spiraling backup QB whose teammates hated him to a left-wing icon.

This is all true you can look it up.


MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele to attack conservatives with every breath.

If you're an actual citizen, you're a second-class citizen:

Tim Anderson
@AssocAnderson

Arlington's Commonwealth's Attorney testified that her office has a DUI policy specifically for DACA recipients. In a small number of cases, prosecutors have considered changing a DUI to a different first-degree misdemeanor so the defendant can renew DACA status. (We don't have first-degree misdemeanors - they are called Class 1 misdemeanors - surprised an elected prosecutor doesn't know that).

She says the defendant is still held accountable and the original DUI charge remains visible. But DACA status is a factor in the plea resolution, one that an American citizen charged with the same offense cannot invoke.

Should immigration status affect which crime appears on a defendant's record?

Source: Dehghani-Tafti deposition, p. 89, lines 6--22.

It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.

Or, of course, to ask his wingman Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed about it.

Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt

"I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."

Hamas Piker just flat out admits he wants to imprison and kill democrats in a literal communist revolution. These are animals.

This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.


Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, according to documentation provided to Breitbart News. Malone was elected in a special election in 2025 after serving as Mayor of East Petersburg since 2017.

Malone won by approximately 500 votes in the district despite President Donald Trump winning by 15 points in the 2024 general election.

...

Since at least October 2023, Malone has been writing and publishing on Tumblr a sexually charged lesbian romance story set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons. He has since deleted the account once Breitbart News began investigating.

In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.

Brylint work cuddled up in Zamkk's arms, content and warm. After their time at the Tavern, they had a bath and more, working out there tenuous partnership. *This will work out well, for now.*, Brylint thought to herself. With the light filtering in from the window, she could see her surroundings with clarity. The relatively large area of the room was taken up by the pillows she and her red haired companion were cuddled in....

As she rose, Zamkk grabbed her arm. "It's early.", she said groggily. "I must use the chamber pot and perform my devotions.", Brylint said not unkindly. Zamkk nodded, gently rubbed Brylint's arm then settled back to snoozing. Brylint did her business and cleaned up. She performed her rituals of devotion and stretched a bit.


In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk experiencing "no small amount of arousal" from "a firm wack on the rear."

...

Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

...

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk "nibbling" each other's ears.

...

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk engaged in "a rather exuberant session" of "intimate time."
...

Shapiro harbors presidential ambitions in 2028 after being considered to run with Kamala Harris in 2024. He also received backing from Democrat National Committee Chairman Ken Martin and socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Malone also stated his disappointment with a "Drag Queen Story Hour" event's cancellation in 2024, stating, "It is sad that this event got negative presentation on it," he said. "This kind of come-if-you-want event can provide kids with a broader experience of life in general."

The event was set to take place at a public library in Lancaster County for an all-ages audience.

Yikes on bikes, that's awful.


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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM




Comments

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1 A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.


That sucks!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 06:01 PM (I43vL)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (hG5L0)

3 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (uipH1)

4 Chicken fajita soup was a success.

Sounds tasty! They sell these flavored tortilla strips you can put on soups and salads, they'd be good on that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (nIKjK)

5
I think the term is "priestette"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:05 PM (eRlcH)

6 CRT-

Very tasty especially with fresh avocados and some habanero cheese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (uipH1)

7 This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.


Lol. Obviously the egregious part of this is posting the fic on Tumblr.

But I'm sure that if this political gig doesn't work out, he can have a lucrative second career writing game modules for Hasbro's Wizards of the Coast division.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (vJrRc)

8 In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.
----
I guarantee you at least one of those characters is a Tiefling (half-demon).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (FZ29D)

9 What a nutty clergy person. However. She might call herself a Priestette, but the Episopal priests I know call themselves priests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (JrHfD)

10 Salon: James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP
The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
By Amanda Marcotte

White evangelicals have been the backbone of the GOP for decades not because they love tax cuts for the rich and environmental degradation, but because they have been told, repeatedly, that Democrats are demonic and there is no such thing as a liberal Christian.

For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

This is why there’s a growing panic in the Republican ranks over the campaign of James Talarico...Win or lose, Talarico — a seminary student-turned-politician — embodies an existential threat to the right’s long-standing myth that to be Christian must necessarily mean voting Republican.

Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (5HGTQ)

11 It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.
---

I don't question it. I announce it. I denounce it.
But I certainly don't question it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (+UcOf)

12 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

13 I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Yup. Never happens hundreds of thousands of times...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

14 I think the term is "priestette"


That suggests something not quite as ugly as you see in the video.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)

15
For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (+gK6I)

16 Tumblr still exists?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (/OKHJ)

17 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Maybe there's some house rule in the local version of the Bro Code?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (vJrRc)

18 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (5HGTQ)

WTF are these people huffing?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

19 Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.
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Whores say the funnyist things.
_ghost of Art Linkletter

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (+UcOf)

20 I'd like to identify as black, but I can't stop using proper grammar.

"You know what I am saying." ----Butters

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (dIske)

21 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...
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This is 100% true. What's her point?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

22 May Jim Copenhaver's memory be for a blessing. I don't recommend gut injuries absolute 0/10.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

23 I guarantee you at least one of those characters is a Tiefling (half-demon).

If I ever ran D&D there would be no half-races or Tieflings. Ever. Such a blight on gaming.

Although the Tiefling girl in the D&D movie was really cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (nIKjK)

24 Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe

Unless he identifies as a lesbian, he's doing cultural appropriation...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

25 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Maybe there's some house rule in the local version of the Bro Code?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (vJrRc)


I thought they had tattoos for that. Lower arm or forehead, mostly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)

26 ‘ at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend’

That was the looney-tunes wacko leftist mid-at-best bitch? Of so, how did this Ghetto Whore 4 land not one, but two millionaire ballers?

Men are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (RDoCE)

27 >>Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

Perhaps we are being too judgmental. Let the man finish.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (viF8m)

28 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

29 >>No one wants to hear it but the answer to this decades-long assault on Jews in Brooklyn is for a few of these assailants to get shot in the face.


Violence is almost always the answer.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (q7KFe)

30 >>Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."


"Bad, Naughty, Wicked Zoot! She must have a spanking!"

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (q7KFe)

31 21 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...
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This is 100% true. What's her point?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

Yeah. That’s a given.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (Gqar8)

32
Present company excepted, female clergy are a catastrophe. It has been long noted, and the mind of man runneth not to the contrary, that women will find some justification for doing whatever it is they want to do. Individually, it's not a big deal. But when one is in a position of teaching and authority, it's dreadful. The Bible now isn't a guide that should direct your life, it's a convenient resource for kidding yourself that it's all right to do the wrong thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

33 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian

Yeah, that's not the problem Christians have with Democrats. We know they hate us but we're kinda used to that from most of the world. Its that Democrats blatantly hate God and everything He teaches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (nIKjK)

34 22 May Jim Copenhaver's memory be for a blessing. I don't recommend gut injuries absolute 0/10.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

As someone who has lost a small piece of large intestine and two small pieces of small intestine to an abscess-turned-fistula, I can tell you it's not fun. It's worse when it happens because you've been shot, I would have to assume.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

35 I have summoned a demon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

36 They're letting Piker say this shit. This is Overton Window stuff.

They are re-re-remobilizing their insane crazies who are already insane and have been driven further insane for 15 years.

You think this guy is some brave lone wolf telling it like it is and how he sees it and Democrats really don't want him talking, you really need to revisit the way you look at shit.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

37 Self gassing Christians do exist. The Christian part is in quotes.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

38 Sad Jim died after a long complicatio.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)

39 I posted earlier that I wouldn't be surprised to see a jihadist do something murderous on 10/7. Watching that video I'm beginning to think it's likely

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:14 PM (NGWpV)

40 Police is reviewing the video.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (Cqx++)

41
He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

__________

He gives off the vibes of someone under a court order not to be within 1000 feet of a school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (eRlcH)

42 Also: Christianity is not conservative. Or liberal. Anyone who appends their faith with a political term is at best confused.

Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

43 How busty are the lesbian elves?

Asking for a friend. A gay friend. A furry, gay friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

44 28 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

45 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru

Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

46 43 How busty are the lesbian elves?

Asking for a friend. A gay friend. A furry, gay friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

Rule 34 applies to Anime and Manga/Manwha too...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

47 >>How busty are the lesbian elves?


Let's just say that their elbows are pointier than their ears.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (q7KFe)

48 42 Also: Christianity is not conservative. Or liberal. Anyone who appends their faith with a political term is at best confused.

Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

God is not an American. Should I hide now?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)

49 And yet the normies are made to suffer the insufferables.

Posted by: We don't have to live like this at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (TbWk/)

50 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

51 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

presumably she wasn't ex at the time.

I heard she was the one who got him all political too. Aldon dodged a bullet there. Before that all I can recall was his turtle and a bit about him having Miami Dolphin T Shirts instead of 49ers.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

52 How busty are the lesbian elves?

In western tradition, elves are slender and lithe, but in Japan anything goes. Elves with zeppelin boobs are common in manga.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (nIKjK)

53 She says the defendant is still held accountable

I've heard this is some sort of magic phrase. If you 'accept' being 'held accountable', the issue is settled- you owe a debt. That's all. You don't have to do anything after that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (3s43i)

54 "The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
By Amanda Marcotte"


Haven't hears anything form Marcotte in many years, thankfully. I assume she is now living with her cats.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (PTDkx)

55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

56
Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett


That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

57 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru
Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

cursed loot! but so reliable.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

58 56
Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett

That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

I'm still trying to visualize whirled peas.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

59 Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

He shows us the path- we have to try to walk it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

60 How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

That was the whole point of the Gospel of Thomas.
Take away all that annoying Pauline theology, downplay the Cross and Resurrection as far as possible, and end with some absolutely insane crap about women needing to become male.
I'm no fundamentalist, I'll admit this, but the scriptures we got are parsecs better than the "scriptures" our Church Fathers flushed down the loo.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (88C+u)

61 Wiilowed

203 >>> 197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

Isn't Mr Piper an Italican? Can't he fix up some pasta dish for himself???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (+fdRY

He has stepped up, I think I really scared him. He even took the kid to get teeth extractions today in her braces adventure. She was asleep on the couch, I was asleep in our room. He came to take the dog out and said “my entire house is down right now!” He just made a watermelon smoothie for her and is making her mashed potatoes for dinner.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.

https://x.com/GORMTHEOLD25/
status/2102794932834451864

Trust me on this one. Trump and JD.

Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (LAwjE)

64 Jesus said “ if you love me you will keep my commandments”. Yes, he had them.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (Gqar8)

65 Prismatic Spray shoots right out of elf nipples when they are aroused. Do. Not. Want.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (sAnBa)

66 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)


I considered saying that but then I decided that a better way to describe the matter is that Jesus is on His own side and that he is prepared to welcome all of us to that side if we choose to join him. But it's still his side.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

67 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru
Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

cursed loot! but so reliable.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)
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I bet they are ecstatic when they get the old Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

68 >>> 12 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

How did she *become* an ex?

Was the QB buggering the LB's girl while the LB thought the girl was still involved with him?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (+fdRY)

69 Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett
——

‘Yea, no shit. I write a whole fucking scene about this.’

— Robert Heinlein

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RDoCE)

70 I love how the propaganda is that Christians can be liberals.

Not that liberals an be Christians.

LOL you can't make these people up.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)

71 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

72 55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Yes. That is the crux of the matter.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Gqar8)

73 In the county a Freinds ( read Quakers) school has sign out front
War is not the answer

I really want to put another next to it
Depends on what the question is.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

74 You think this guy is some brave lone wolf telling it like it is and how he sees it and Democrats really don't want him talking, you really need to revisit the way you look at shit.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

Its standard Dem - let the crazies collect the voters, but not let them take over the decision making part. Well, now they are in danger of even more crazies in the decision making part, so they need to carefully purge out the party....if they can.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

75 I bet they are ecstatic when they get the old Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

Sounds like an "Oglaf" cartoon.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (88C+u)

76 62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

What we need are Jack Chick fortune cookies.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sAnBa)

77 >>This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.

The pinacle of AI might have already been reached.

Assuming of course that this is in fact AI:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=xgzWjWlTIOA

I can't tell.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (q7KFe)

78 Remember... that "Coexist" horseshit the left peddles is that they want you to coexist with them, on their terms.

Or die.

Your choice.

And the overlap between them and the Islamists running for office is complete. There's no daylight between them. Only a dress code.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (2Cry5)

79 Its like when JOshua met the Captain of the Lord's Armies (Jesus, preincarnate);

Joshua: Whose side are you on, ours or theirs?
Captain: No.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (nIKjK)

80 Smith wasn't on the 49ers that year. I dont doubt that all Kaepernick's teammates hated him, but I dont know that the girlfriend thing played into it.

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (h5mnP)

81 >>>This is all true you can look it up.

heh. Really? There is a resource I can use that only shows me the true stuff?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (8mulE)

82 Well, now they are in danger of even more crazies in the decision making part, so they need to carefully purge out the party....if they can.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

The usual pattern is that they take power first and then do the purge.

Posted by: national socialists do this too at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (88C+u)

83 Let's be pragmatic about this. We've all seen the standard prototype for a MALE elf. They're all effeminate. Lesbian elves are going to matriculate by mere necessity.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

84 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

Too many pillows, not enough slaying. Fake DnD.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

85 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.
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I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

He's the white Candace Owens; tune in tomorrow and he's going to reveal more Nazis who are funding the conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (3cUTc)

86 I heard she was the one who got him all political too. Aldon dodged a bullet there. Before that all I can recall was his turtle and a bit about him having Miami Dolphin T Shirts instead of 49ers.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

If I’ve got the story straight, she is a black, Muslim, socialist radio DJ from Oakland.

And, yes, apparently she screwed Kapernick’s head up about as quickly as Megan did to Harry.

It wasn’t too long before he grew the bubble head afro and started kneeling.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

87 Watermelon smoothies and kale?

No wonder you're sick. Eat real food woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)

88 84 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

Too many pillows, not enough slaying. Fake DnD.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

Well it's just documenting the downtime of hot lesbian elves. The slaying happens on the table.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (s1VwS)

89 >>> 63
==
Trust me on this one.
==
Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (LAwjE)

No.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+fdRY)

90 And every major news org show a 7th grade picture of a dude we have ZERO records on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (/+uur)

91 The guy has a few Trump and JD videos on his feed. but the Mexican one I linked above seems to be a standout.

https://x.com/GORMTHEOLD25

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (LAwjE)

92 The resurrected Christ Jesus is the first fruits from the dead. The rest of us join him later in the gathering together (or in the Resurrection of the Just, or the Resurrection of the Unjust). But our new bodies will be neither male nor female. That does not mean we will be trans.

"26For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians

I'd have to review, but even now our position in the body of Christ is not male or female, and will not be in the new body. But the body we now still drag around with us, obviously male and female. JC was born real male.

God is Holy Spirit, never male nor female. Just Almighty God. God is the Father of (born again) Christians and they receive holy spirit. JC is the Christian's brother, the only one with the new body, afaik. But JC is no longer male or female (and not trans).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (vbXSk)

93 > How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus?

There are plenty of Cultural Christians who want no responsibilities. They just want everyone to be nice, according to their definition of nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (mkw2N)

94 Not a very good news day today.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (xJpuh)

95 I would fuck a hot lesbian elf. And a hot lesbian teifling. Actually, I would fuck pretty much any hot lesbian character class in D&D.

Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (RDoCE)

96 76 62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

What we need are Jack Chick fortune cookies.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sAnBa)

I'd enjoy those

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (s1VwS)

97 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.
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He gives off creep vibes...
Sadly many will fall for his "christian" schtick because they don't understand Christianity.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (9AdGW)

98 Was the QB buggering the LB's girl while the LB thought the girl was still involved with him?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (+fdRY)


I'm betting the girl started looking at the, at the time, starting QB as an upgrade to LB.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

99 All that is required is embracing heresy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...
Posted by: jim

Marcotte has you two pegged (no, not like that...unless you're into it...)

The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Trump-loving evangelical podcaster Eric Metaxas insisted that Talarico’s faith is a left-wing hoax. “They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”

evangelical podcaster Allie Beth Stuckey’s show was perhaps the most inflammatory: “James Talarico is More Demonic Than You Think.” Stuckey, who has attacked empathy as “toxic,” warned viewers and listeners that “Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan looks good. He sounds good.” Talarico, she said, is “evil disguised as goodness.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

100 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic. Was it ace or someone else who ginned up a fake press release/quote purporting to be penned by her when she was briefly hired by the Gore campaign advocating that Al open an abortion clinic in his spacious residence?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (sAnBa)

101 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

I'm glad none the men want to do their own thing! / s. I went to seminary?practically before the abacus was invented when seminary was fairly mainstream
I shudder to think what they are like now

And no, it's pointless for me to debate women's ordination. I will change nobody's mind and they won't change mine. I am a sinner in need of God's grace always, and imperfect as a pastor , but nobody in any of the churches I have served has suggested I wasn't orthodox ( small "o" ) in my theological views and the ideas promulgated by the clergy woman above are bizarre and repellent to me

I'm not feeling great. Good night everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (JrHfD)

102 Moni Giorgia@GiorgiaMeloni · 6 o'clock

Today we approved the decree on schools in the Council of Ministers.

A 30% class limit for students who don't adequately know Italian, more tools to learn our language, and a ban on burqas and niqabs in school.

Common-sense tools that don't divide, ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (+UcOf)

103 Fundamentalist was used as a pejorative by the humanist materialists in opposition to Christians, and then when out of fashion the term Evangelical was mocked and derided. If some other term comes along they will do the same. They hate Christianity, in other words.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Gqar8)

104 Slightly off topic rant:

I liked the D&D movie, it was entertaining and some neat stuff in it. But it was long, and it felt long. It didn't really feel like fantasy RPGs either, it had no real dungeon crawl for that matter. I did not care for them having to give every single character a long, complicated character story that was resolved in the movie.

And it occurred to me that this is what Critical Role did to gaming. Its not about the adventure, heroism, or having fun in a wild setting, its bout the egotistical character story, its drama kid stuff now. The adventure takes a back seat to the backstory of the characters, their feelings, how they interact, and the drama they play out, in the guise of roleplaying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (nIKjK)

105 I dont doubt that all Kaepernick's teammates hated him, but I dont know that the girlfriend thing played into it.
Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (h5mnP)


Another possibility is that he's an annoying fuck. Starting QBs can get away with that. Not starting QBs... not so much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

106
I think it pretty clear that what Democrat St. Louis Alderwoman Sharon Tyus meant when she said that she'd she'd put a bullet in his head is-

that she would gently and playfully insert a bullet delicately lubed with butter in that person ear hole.

Preeeeety sure, that's what she meant.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (YSUhf)

107 I'm still trying to visualize whirled peas.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK



Think "Hummus" and go from there.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)

108 63 This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.
Posted by: masturbating United passenger

Sounds like it might be disappointing.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (88C+u)

109 He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
_________

I've got a few illegal procedure penalties to deal with.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (XvL8K)

110 I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

Paxton's ex-wife has said that everyone should vote for him cuz Talarico be crazy and shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ExV1e)

111 Regardless of the story, Kaepernick had to draw attention away from the fact he was a shitty player. Hope his parents were OK with him throwing them under the bus.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (/k3in)

112 I'll put it this way:
You're more likely to go to heaven as a practicing, devout muslim than as a member of Talarico's church.

The muslim is a pagan who worships a demon.
But they don't know better.

The Talarico church member is a blaspheming apostate who knows the Truth and is perverting it for their own ends.
The flames of Hell encircle them even now, as they preach their evil to deceive and draw men away from God.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)

113 The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

That's because my first exposure to him was to hear him quoting Gnostic heretics, and since they were a thing about 1100 years before Protestants started up I assumed they agreed that it was heretical too.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)

114 87 Watermelon smoothies and kale?

No wonder you're sick. Eat real food woman.
Posted by: JackStraw

Agreed. Woman is real food!

Posted by: Daniel Rakowitz, Butcher of Tompkins Square Park at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (5HGTQ)

115 If for some reason I was out of town on a Sunday and decided to pop into a church for a service and I saw some broad with half her head shaved at the pulpit I'd sprint away from that building like Jesse Owens while praying that the coming lightning bolt spares me.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (oqH4h)

116 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)


Um...OK.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (SwyyQ)

117 Marcotte has you two pegged (no, not like that...unless you're into it...)

...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

Homie don't play dat game.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

118 103 Fundamentalist was used as a pejorative by the humanist materialists in opposition to Christians, and then when out of fashion the term Evangelical was mocked and derided. If some other term comes along they will do the same. They hate Christianity, in other words.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Gqar

Christian Nationalist

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (/+uur)

119
I'm not feeling great. Good night everyone!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (JrHfD)

___________

*tips hat respectfully*

I believe I said present company excepted. And I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (eRlcH)

120 I saw Bubble Head Afros open for The Last Poets at the Palladium in 1970.

Posted by: Musica Para Tu at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (Fn+3X)

121 116 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

Um...OK.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (SwyyQ)

https://tinyurl.com/ye73bupr

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)

122 I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

Paxton has real baggage, lots of drawbacks but compared to the creepy weird Talarico and his sick politics and statements... there's not really any other choice. You can replace Paxton in the primary but you cannot let Howdy Doody with his carefully protected phone search history into power.

Paxton is kinda sleazy but Talarico is the creepy assistant pastor who wants to spend way too much time with the youth group, encouraging them to one on one counseling, especially that cute 13 year old boy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (nIKjK)

123 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

She's one of the reasons I shared the article, but I overestimated how many people would recognize/remember her. She's from the before times.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (5HGTQ)

124
MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele



You misspelled "Obvious Donk mole in the GOP"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (y9nCu)

125 ballistic I would be right behind you running away

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

126 They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

If I tell people that my identity is that of a 6'8" billionaire supermodel (male), I would fully expect people to discredit that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e)

127 The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Trump-loving evangelical podcaster Eric Metaxas insisted that Talarico’s faith is a left-wing hoax. “They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”

evangelical podcaster Allie Beth Stuckey’s show was perhaps the most inflammatory: “James Talarico is More Demonic Than You Think.” Stuckey, who has attacked empathy as “toxic,” warned viewers and listeners that “Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan looks good. He sounds good.” Talarico, she said, is “evil disguised as goodness.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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This is a very accurate representation. Also, Metaxas is a true evangelical.

What's their problem?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (+UcOf)

128 The Talarico church member is a blaspheming apostate who knows the Truth and is perverting it for their own ends.
The flames of Hell encircle them even now, as they preach their evil to deceive and draw men away from God.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)
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"For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths."

-- 2 Timothy 4:3-4 (NIV)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D)

129 How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)
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The same way lots of "Jews" don't really exhibit many of the tenets of Judaism. They're leftists and leftism is their true religion. They just masquerade themselves as faithful to God when it's convenient.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (oqH4h)

130 Michael Benedict Steele

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

131
Tortillas : A Brylint and Zamkk Short Story

It's fajita night at Brylint and Zamkk's Hovel!

Brylint: Zamkk, my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Zamkk: Yes, Brylint, my dragon's dew drop.

Brylint: (picking something from between her teeth) Can we not make tortillas this way anymore? That's the tenth curley I've had to pick out of my teeth.

FIN

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (YSUhf)

132 >>>“They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”
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That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

133 This is a very accurate representation. Also, Metaxas is a true evangelical.

What's their problem?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (+UcOf)

If Talarico was serious, the DU crowd would be leading the charge to destroy him. Hell, do they even allow black preachers in that party anymore?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (uhVAy)

134 MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele

Don't forget about us! We TRUE conservatives love our guest appearances on MSNOW. Please....PLEASE invite us back soon!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Tim Miller, David Frum at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (5HGTQ)

135 132 >>>“They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”
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That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

I would say master instead of savior...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

136 Over at Legal Insurrection Bill Jacobson has a post about Hasan Piker speaking tonight at Cornell. Should be a hot time tonight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NGWpV)

137 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

138 137 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

I'm amazed that an inanimate object can hate...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (l3cgK)

139 55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Don't you love it when people create a Jesus in their own image? I'm pretty sure He who created the universe is not particularly amused by this. I can almost hear Him saying, "Well, bless yer heart, darlin'. Now please, come home already."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (gm+z0)

140 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

141 140 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

Maybe she eschews laundry...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

142 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

I just looked her up and she's almost 50. Before times indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

143 Maybe she eschews laundry...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

I freely admit I have eschewed laundry today. It's still sitting there in a nasty dirty pile, accusing me of the laziness I exhibit.

It will be there tomorrow as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:40 PM (gm+z0)

144 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

To me the plastic baskets seem a close design match for baskets made when women designed and made them all by themselves. So not seeing the misogyny.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

145 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)
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Why, so can I, and so can any man - but do they come when you do call for them?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 06:42 PM (amcLV)

146
Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

Creepy AI uncanny valley Boy Scout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

147 The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

___

Does Alex Jones want to comment on this

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2026 06:43 PM (p5G+S)

148 The Satanic Panic and Tom Hanks in the tunnels was bad enough. We do not need getting lumped in with Democrats writing bad fanfic.

Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2026 06:44 PM (7jMef)

149 Pittsburgh area. Wife in critical condition. Psychotic black man out on no cash bail, broke into the house at night.

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Anthony Cumia
@AnthonyCumia
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37m
Holy fuck. Just a terrible story.
When the fuck is enough, enough!??
Quote

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
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57m
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING...

...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!!

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

150 >>Why, so can I, and so can any man - but do they come when you do call for them?

Did you not see garrett appear?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:46 PM (viF8m)

151 I'm sure AOC and Crockett and all the others will get right on this case of a black-on-white lynching.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:47 PM (88C+u)

152 We had hard frost here last night. I have one week to get the potatoes in and processed. Also, huge storm hitting Western AK tonight into tomorrow. Winds in the 65 mph range, from Adak to Fairbanks (eventually), torrential rain and flooding. In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Up here, it's just autumn. Strap on the X-Tra Tuffs and get back to work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (gm+z0)

153 The same way lots of "Jews" don't really exhibit many of the tenets of Judaism. They're leftists and leftism is their true religion. They just masquerade themselves as faithful to God when it's convenient.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (oqH4h)

You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)

154 Cultural Marxists want a race war to stir up their ground troops

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

155 Oh noes! James Talarico just told me his fundraising is falling behind in this critical race. Yet he still pays to show me ten or twenty ads per day. Nobody audits these failed campaigns, do they?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 06:49 PM (r7+Q7)

156 Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
·
57m
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING...

...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!!
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

I'm sure the DA will get in front of a microphone to take full responsibility and then commit hari-kiri on live TV.

I'm sure that will happen.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:49 PM (gm+z0)

157 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)

IDK, if yer Mom is Catholic, you will be too, even against your will, at least until you are 18.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:50 PM (gm+z0)

158 My cousin’s first wife did not wash clothes for the first few years of their marriage.
Her parents had some money so they had a maid.
She had never cooked, cleaned, or washed clothes in her life.

The girl would go out and buy more clothes rather than wash her own, while my cousin washed his.

They got divorced several years later, after having two kids, mostly over financial issues and hating each other.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

159 148 The Satanic Panic and Tom Hanks in the tunnels was bad enough. We do not need getting lumped in with Democrats writing bad fanfic.
Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2026 06:44 PM (7jMef)

Paid for my first house didn't it?

Posted by: Rona Jaffe at September 24, 2026 06:52 PM (r7+Q7)

160 The girl would go out and buy more clothes rather than wash her own, while my cousin washed his.

They got divorced several years later, after having two kids, mostly over financial issues and hating each other.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

When I went to college, I was asked by other, richer, and more spoiled students, how this laundry thing worked. I was also asked how to use an iron, how to fold clothes, and other basic life skills. My freshman year, I cooked Thanksgiving dinner for everyone who was stuck in the dorm instead of going home. People were amazed that I could do that "without professional training!"

IDK who these moms were, but they did their kids no service whatsoever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gm+z0)

161 In lighter news, Instapundit has a link about McDonald's planning to invest 13.5 BILLION dollars in improvements over the next decade. The article quotes an executive named Tiffanie, and amongst the imnprovements are an AI-based ordering system ("of course", writes the author) but there is no mention of returning to beef tallow to cook the fries, let alone fixing the %^#(%&)*(&^ ice-cream machines.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (+fdRY)

162 I wonder how good I'd be writing lesbian porn fanfic?

I'm probably have to practice a bit since I don't know what it is but still . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 06:54 PM (GP7ZF)

163 I suppose putting your potatoes in after the last hard frost is a different time up there than down here.
I already dug my taters in July and planted bush beans on the hope that I would get some for canning before the first frost.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)

164 161 In lighter news, Instapundit has a link about McDonald's planning to invest 13.5 BILLION dollars in improvements over the next decade. The article quotes an executive named Tiffanie, and amongst the imnprovements are an AI-based ordering system ("of course", writes the author) but there is no mention of returning to beef tallow to cook the fries, let alone fixing the %^#(%&)*(&^ ice-cream machines.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (+fdRY)

Me: "I'd like a Big Mac meal, supersize the fries and drink"
AI: "I'm sure you would."

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK)

165 At my parents house and PBS News is on. It's the one where they claim everything is racist and Trump is a poopy head.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (SAHhM)

166 Laundry is not my favorite task but its not that big a deal. A few minutes loading and unloading machines, then what ten, twenty minutes separating and folding? The whining and complaining people get up to over having to do laundry baffles me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (nIKjK)

167 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue

One of our parish priests was born and raised Jewish, was initially ordained as a Baptist minister and, is now, one of our parish priests.

He crushes our Comparative Religion classes.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 06:57 PM (GP7ZF)

168 IDK who these moms were, but they did their kids no service whatsoever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gm+z0)

They are even worse today.
Finding a young woman who can cook is like finding a unicorn. And most hate household chores.

Then they complain about $20 burritos coming from DoorDash.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

169
Not only do we have people laundry at Schloss Hadrian, we also have dog laundry, with a separate washer and dryer. Her Majesty does hers, I do mine and the dog stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:59 PM (eRlcH)

170 , then what ten, twenty minutes separating and folding? The whining and complaining people get up to over having to do laundry baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What is this 'separating' you speak of?
-- Man whose clothing are all wrinkled, faded, and a bit grey and pink.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (GP7ZF)

171

The Senate voted against a resolution Thursday that symbolically called for President Donald Trump to end the conflict in the Middle East with Iran, despite additional Republicans unofficially calling for the president to do so.

Four Senate Republicans voted with most Democrats to pass the resolution, including North Carolina Sen. Thom Tillis and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, while Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman voted against the resolution.

The final vote tally was 49-50.

The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)

172 I have found that there is rarely a chore that takes more than one side of a record to complete. Meaning under 17 minutes and you are done.

Hard to procrastinate when you realize you are avoiding something that take 10-15 minutes to complete.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 07:01 PM (q7KFe)

173 He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

He kinda does though. The kind like Alec Baldwin's scout master in the old SNL "Canteen Boy" sketches. Only effeminate.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (9ZFZd)

174 Garret, it can be done.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (KGj36)

175
Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Don't you love it when people create a Jesus in their own image? I'm pretty sure He who created the universe is not particularly amused by this. I can almost hear Him saying, "Well, bless yer heart, darlin'. Now please, come home already."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (gm+z0)

Amen and amen! I want that priest to read the verses where even the demons call Jesus "Son of the Most High." Dang, girl, when the demon you really worship contradicts you, you may want to rethink your platform.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (wLjpr)

176 I do my laundry on Wednesdays (towels/whites) and Thursdays (the rest of the clothes).

The machines do all of the work.
It takes me about 30 minutes total to load and fold/hang.

It’s the household chore I dislike the least it’s so easy. If I had to do an entire family’s laundry I’d be irritated but one or two people’s laundry per week is not terrible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)

177 The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

This measure called for that a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 07:04 PM (88C+u)

178 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM



and a brain injury.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:04 PM (4NO2D)

179 Where will the 2028 DNC Convention be held because I want to have continent and an ocean between me and them.

Because it sounds like a lot of them are going to be shooting the traitors to the cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

180 >>Hard to procrastinate when you realize you are avoiding something that take 10-15 minutes to complete.

Cleaning dishes was one of my constant chores as a kid so of course I came to hate it. Then I had a job in high washing dishes at a fancy country and really got to hate. Chef was a psycho who yelled at me to hurry up and yelled louder if I banged a pan in the huge SS sink which pretty much happened constantly.

Now I can't stand to see dirty dishes. Done in a snap and the kitchen looks so much better. And no yelling.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 07:06 PM (viF8m)

181 This is not an "emerging consensus".
The emerging consensus is that the liberal mainline protestant churches are dying, and this is one of the symptoms. Look at some membership numbers over the last few years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 07:07 PM (tkYd0)

182 Paxton has real baggage, lots of drawbacks
--

Oh, please... He ex-wife endorsed him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:07 PM (+UcOf)

183 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.
underage kids and going full P Diddy on them.

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:08 PM (2GVsD)

184 ---

That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

I would say master instead of savior...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia)
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Yep. I stand corrected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:08 PM (+UcOf)

185 I'm ashamed to admit that I was taken in by Michael Steele back when he was pretending to be a conservative Republican. I took him as a hopeful sign that blacks were finally breaking away from the Democrat plantation and starting to think for themselves.

Posted by: a.moron at September 24, 2026 07:10 PM (X5Jzz)

186 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)
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I get that, but if your mom is Jewish that doesn't mean you have to go out announcing yourself as Jewish...while simultaneously voting for obviously anti-Jewish politicians and policies. Just keep your mouth shut and be a leftoid and avoid the self-hate and hypocrisy.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (oqH4h)

187 Four Senate Republicans voted with most Democrats to pass the resolution, including North Carolina Sen. Thom Tillis and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, while Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman voted against the resolution.

The final vote tally was 49-50.

The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)
It was straight up kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (LHPAg)

188 Talerico - Gimp for Satan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)

189 The final vote tally was 49-50.

The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)
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Giving aid and comfort to an enemy that wouldn't hesitate to use WMD on us and our allies if they had half a chance to do so.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (rj6Yv)

190 I really need to stop watching sad movies

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (Ia/+0)

191
The emerging consensus is that the liberal mainline protestant churches are dying, and this is one of the symptoms. Look at some membership numbers over the last few years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 07:07 PM (tkYd0)

__________

My TLM parish has gone from 120 families when I joined in 2017 to over 800 today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

192 What is this 'separating' you speak of?
-- Man whose clothing are all wrinkled, faded, and a bit grey and pink.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (GP7ZF)

*shifty eyes*

*puts phone in Faraday ba-

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

193 I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Ken Paxton and don't trust him any farther than I can throw him. He's knifed his way through Texas politics for decades and he's every bit the asshole it would take to do that both personally and professionally.

However, I would drag my bare scrotum over broken glass to vote for him to keep the obvious kid-toucher Talafreako out of office.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 07:14 PM (oqH4h)

194 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

More like gay scoutmaster vibes on the boys’ first overnight camp.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2026 07:15 PM (F7P5/)

195 Did someone call Cafe Nood?

Because the Cafe is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

196 Nood cafe

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (yqwEa)

197 U.S. Sen Edwin W. Brooke III Republican of Mass was more conservative than these current rinos.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg)

198 There are bodies Wherever Talerico is living.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD)

199 Over at Legal Insurrection Bill Jacobson has a post about Hasan Piker speaking tonight at Cornell. Should be a hot time tonight
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NGWpV)
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I expected he would want to attend.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

200 >>I really need to stop watching sad movies

Thanks for reminding me, Skip.

Tonight is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Sad and happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (viF8m)

201 My Protestant church is growing, including by the congregants marrying and having children, but we are very much “hard shell” in our doctrine.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (F7P5/)

202 I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Ken Paxton and don't trust him any farther than I can throw him. He's knifed his way through Texas politics for decades and he's every bit the asshole it would take to do that both personally and professionally.

can you give us an example of Paxton knifing his way through Texas politics?

Posted by: DanMan at September 24, 2026 07:19 PM (8uzBS)

203 The American Storm@BigJoeBastardi · 1 hour

I wonder if the NYPOST knows forecasted max wave heights on the east coast are more than twice that of what they are saying Polo will drive into SCA

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:20 PM (+UcOf)

204 Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)


Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2026 07:24 PM (F7P5/)

205 193 I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Ken Paxton and don't trust him any farther than I can throw him. He's knifed his way through ...

Posted by: ballistic
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...Obama and Biden very well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:24 PM (+UcOf)

206 Brooklyn needs a vigilante rabid animal patrol that puts down rabid dogs who pretend to be human. Odd that "Bitch nigger" is a slur to that dog bitch nigga!

Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 24, 2026 08:25 PM (tKtie)

New York Times Reveals that Democrat Senate Candidate Mary Peltola Abuses Staff, Cursing Them and Calling them "F*ggots"

LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

Points for honesty, but that's forbidden by Mao's Little Red Book of Speechcrimes.


peltolafbomb.jpg

Breitbart, quoting from a New York Times profile:


Alaska Democrat Senate candidate Mary Peltola was the subject of a devastating New York Times profile on Wednesday, September 23 which described a pattern of angry outbursts, physical abuse, and slurs for years while serving in the U.S. House of Representatives.

Peltola is now running against Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan in November in a contest polling shows continues to be close.

According to the explosive story, former aides describe "angry and profane outbursts." In one instance she is said to have shoved an aide according to a former staffer who was present and two others who were told about it at the time. Additionally, four former staff members said they directly heard her use the word "faggot" over the years, even about her own staff members, which her campaign has denied. She also used the word "retarded," according to former aides and text messages viewed by the newspaper.

The report talked to a total of nine former staffers who were granted anonymity.

Her office amassed one of the highest turnover rates in Congress during her term, and she has missed hundreds of votes throughout her time in elected office.

The campaign issued a statement in response to the story, attributing her behavior to personal tragedy. Peltola's mother and husband died in 2023...

So she's admitting it, with the excuse Muh Hormones and Feelings.


The report states Peltola shoved a male staffer in her office over a missing meeting memo, "causing him to stumble backward, according to a person who was there and two others who heard about the incident soon after, as well as text messages sent at the time." The unnamed aide departed the office soon after.


In another instance, Peltola wrote, "FUCK THOSE BITCHES" about Planned Parenthood after her vote on a defense bill. "I hope Planned Parenthood knows that if we don't win it's more their loss than ours," she added.

She also wrote in a text referring to a woman serving on the board of a local Planned Parenthood chapter, "I hope she dies of a botched abortion." The pro-abortion organization has not endorsed her 2026 campaign.

Peltola additionally texted, "Fuck that retard" after a selfie photo was posted by a commercial fisheries executive with the former representative. She has attempted to make local fishing interests a key part of her campaign despite not sponsoring a single bill related to fishing during her one term in Congress.

...

Senate Leadership Fund Executive Director Alex Latcham said in a statement on the story, "Mary Peltola's closest aides describe a routine history of physical violence, explosive anger, and utter disdain for Alaskans, which makes her entirely unfit for the U.S. Senate. Peltola's deeply offensive and disturbing comments do not represent the Alaska way and she must publicly apologize to her staff and the people of Alaska."

Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin.

A new poll says she's up three.

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) leads Democrat Troy Jackson by 3 points in her bid for a sixth term, according to a new poll.

The New York Times/Siena University survey found Collins leading Jackson, the former president of the Maine Senate, with 49 percent support to the Democrat's 46 percent.

The incumbent's edge was within the roughly 5 point margin of error, while another 5 percent of the 619 respondents were undecided, the results show.


Eric Swalwell's Hotel Prostitute Wingman Reuben Gallego has also been accused of abusing staffers. And banging them. He says the Peltola accusations are no big deal.

Nicholas Wu
@nicholaswu12

Asked Sen. Gallego about the NYT Peltola story on staff mistreatment, who tells reporters: "when I was 25, I had a really bad boss. He made me run across an open fucking field of raking machine gun fire to breach a door. So, yeah, life's tough sometimes"

In more news of Democrats unmasking, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC, even when asked by a refugee who says his family was hunted and murdered by that terrorist-designated group.


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 UPDATE: In a SHOCKING incident, a young Iranian-American tells MI Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed that his family was hunted and k*lled by the Islamists in Iran -- and asks Abdul to CONDEMN the IRGC...

...Abdul refused IN HIS FACE.

"WE'RE DYING."

"You said you didn't want to comment on Ayatollah Khamenei's death...that silence left a GAPING HOLE IN OUR COMMUNITY. Do you renounce the people that held vigils that supported this TERRORIST? Do you stand against the Islamic Republic of Iran that killed 50,000 protestors? Please!"

ABDUL: My worry is when one decides we go in and take out the leadership of foreign government... *word salad against Trump's Iran intervention*

STUDENT: YOU STILL HAVEN'T SAID IT. WE'RE DYING.

ABDUL: I want to be careful.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!

Abdul is an Islamist...he is MORE WORRIED about upsetting radical Islamic voters so he can win the election than standing with the civilians.

You know why? Because he knows that it nets him more votes.

If he tries to stand with the Iranian civilians, the Left would paint him as sympathizing with Trump. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

He hates Trump so much he's willing to stand with the IRGC. Vote for Mike Rogers!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:54 PM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:54 PM (N1DT3)

2 Hypocrisy is the Democrats bread and butter.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:54 PM (N1DT3)

3 In addition to being hypocrites, the Democrats are also all moral degenerates.

So they've got that going for them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:55 PM (N1DT3)

4 She seems nice ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 04:55 PM (vbXSk)

5 They're Democrats. Wouldn't being called a faggot be like love talk?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (ExV1e)

6 Abdulrahim Muhammad El Sayed is a terrorist.

And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.

We can't share a country with people like that.

Partition.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)

7 Eric Swalwell's Hotel Prostitute Wingman Reuben Gallego has also been accused of abusing staffers. And banging them. He says the Peltola accusations are no big deal.

Ken Paxton having an affair OTOH... that's a bridge too far.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

8 crap

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)

9 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (AOZtW)

10 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

Are they?

Posted by: Dalton at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (r7+Q7)

11 "Her office amassed one of the highest turnover rates in Congress during her term, and she has missed hundreds of votes throughout her time in elected office."


Yet no one thought to investigate and find out why this was happening until now?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (I43vL)

12
"Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin."


It gets so lonely in the state of Maine.

Posted by: Cagey Cretins at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (SAHhM)

13 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

14 LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

I like her already.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (guGkK)

15
Ho hum. Staffers are there to be abused. Principals can't take it out on colleagues and they can't take it out on donors. Lyndon Johnson just about horsewhipped his staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:02 PM (eRlcH)

16 What kind of a name is Meatball for a lizard?

Posted by: Meatball Ron at September 24, 2026 05:02 PM (OT3gL)

17 Alaska is taking another shot at repealing RCV. Two years ago it failed by about 1000 votes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (/OKHJ)

18 >>LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

One of us. One of the crew.

Honestly, I already like her more than Murkowski.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (viF8m)

19 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (AOZtW)
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Probably gay staff ratted her out, and NYT can't take the hit if the staffer goes elsewhere and says "They knew she used gay slurs and tried to bury it."

Victim hierarchy always wins.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)

20 New Johnny Depp trailer just dropped: "Day Drinker."

I don't want to blow the margins with a link.

I won't spoil anything but the movie is not what it appears to be at first. Looks very, very interesting.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (SwyyQ)

21 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM


They don't want her to win because she dissed kamala harris and would not accept her endorsement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (I43vL)

22 >>> She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

Lady, that's a nice effort, but I'm still not going to vote for a Democrat.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (8mulE)

23 Poker the other night with 10 people. I asked them has any been polled by any company or media company in last few years, all said no.

Who in the hell does the pollsters get people to respond?

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (AOZtW)

24 My philosophy on all this internal infighting suggests that it's meaningless. The politiican might be a complete self-absorbed jackass.

But, guess what? He staff are exactly the same. And, when you put that mentality in close proximity you are ALWAYS going to have a bunch of miserable, self-important f*cks who just can't wait to play the "victim card" whenever they don't get their way.

It's like putting a bag of chips in a room full of monkeys. No one is going to be happy or rational.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (dIske)

25 LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

You ain't seen an explosion yet.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 24, 2026 05:05 PM (guGkK)

26 Wait... HOLD THE PRESSES!!!

She calls them faggots and retards?

A Democrat who tells the TRUTH????

Truly, the End Times have begun.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:05 PM (mP0Kj)

27 To be fair to Peltola , her staff probably are faggots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 05:06 PM (NGWpV)

28 Wouldn't being called a faggot be like love talk"

Does he have his own jet airplane?
Is he a millionaire?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:06 PM (pfXMo)

29 14 LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

I like her already.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (guGkK)

No, you really don't. She lies. All the time. All of her ads and those funded by Lower 48 dark money are attack ads on Sullivan, claiming all sorts of nonsense. The ads started over a year ago and are ubiquitous. So much so that Sullivan finally put up a website called "Mary Lies."

She claims to be a fisherwoman out of Bethel, but she lives in a mansion in south Anchorage and she only goes out to Bethel to go fishing on her family's boats. She fishes subsistence rules, which she is not qualified for, but since she's Native nobody says boo.

Finally, Sullivan's wife, who is also Native, called her out in an ad for lying about the Sullivan family finances. She attacked him for inheriting stocks from his dead parents. Downright ghoulish, and she mischaracterized the entire thing.

Mary is an ignorant useless scrunt, mostly a Murkowski twin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (gm+z0)

30 17 Alaska is taking another shot at repealing RCV. Two years ago it failed by about 1000 votes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (/OKHJ)

Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

31 And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.
...
Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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First off, 40% would mostly be straight ticket. Lots of LIVs going in and vote the Dem, especially if they are senile and someone else is filling out the ballot.

But partition is impractical. It has never worked. Not once. People urging "national divorce" are delusional. The left portion would immediately attack the rest, seeking to subvert and undermine it.

We stand or fall as one, and if the GOP actually holds on, you are going to see a massive exodus because a lot of illegals are waiting to see if a Dem congress can deliver for them. But if the House and Senate hold, they will scoot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)

32 Alaska a small state, this will be big news up there

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (AOZtW)

33 Abdulrahim Muhammad El Sayed is a terrorist.

And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.

We can't share a country with people like that.

Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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Partition? Hell, no. The rules made in 1865 still apply today.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

34 This daft twat is a Democrat, so in her defense most of her staff are probably retarded faggots.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (oqH4h)

35 >>They don't want her to win because she dissed kamala harris and would not accept her endorsement.

I don't even know who the guy is but I saw a Kansas Senate Democrat asked if he would like Harris to come campaign for him.

I don't remember exactly what he said but it was something like "Fuck no! Stay away, you will only hurt me.".

I laughed so hard a little might have leaked.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)

36 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

This is when you let women in the workplace. It changes the entire dynamic from Get Shit Done, to "Where can I get a mimosa before my yoga session before lunch?"

So shit isn't getting done, and some virago lets loose with words that are kind and gentle compared to when Men did business. I fondly remember occasions of fist fights at the delivery entrance at an office building, then the participants would wipe off the blood and grime and go to lunch together and talk smack about sports—then hit the office that PM with their strategy in alignment.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (a6PrB)

37 I see I'm late with the joke.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)

38 What did Petolta do to get turned on by the liberals?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

39
Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

So having done what they can to drive the rich out, now they're doing what they can to drive the middle class out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (eRlcH)

40 21 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM


They don't want her to win because she dissed kamala harris and would not accept her endorsement.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (I43vL)

I think it may have to do with Mary's illegal use of campaign funds, and her animosity toward Planned Parenthood because they didn't fund her automatically. She's all in on abortion, but she got mad and "nothinged" PP. I expect Nancy Pelosi finds her a liability, not a net gain. Otherwise, I can't imagine why the NYT would print this hit piece.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (gm+z0)

41 "when I was 25, I had a really bad boss. He made me run across an open fucking field of raking machine gun fire to breach a door. So, yeah, life's tough sometimes"
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!?

Waves 'False-Equivalent Deflection' flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (XeU6L)

42 Who in the hell does the pollsters get people to respond?
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (AOZtW)
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It's an info op these days. They try to create a fake wave to push the electorate. The key is to watch what the candidates actually do, not what people claim is the polling.

Harris is coming to Michigan to campaign for El-Sayed. That means he's in deep trouble and needs help keeping his base. She's coming to buff her far left credentials with the DSC types for 28, shoring up her left flank.

That's why El-Sayed won't moderate because he knows he's going to lose, he's just doing this to raise his profile and of course grift more effectively.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (ZOv7s)

43 Funny, these Lefties never mention the "faggots" allegation...

Alaska lib fisherman here: this will help. Sorry to offend but Alaska liberals talk like this in the bush, carry handguns and wear "eat the rich" t-shirts. We aren't like you

"Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." Beats sexual harassment!

These stories about a Democratic politician being a big meanie ring pretty hollow given that the President is the biggest bully in the entire country.

I’m pretty sure this type of smear has been written about every woman candidate ever.

Every Black, Brown or indigenous woman

If her staff is going to leak stuff like this on the eve of the election, then maybe she should have been even meaner to them. And anyone involved in leaking this information to the NYT is blacklisted from Democratic Party politics and campaigns forever.

Al Franken should resign over Mary Peltola’s texts

The FBI literally opened an investigation against Hillary right before people started voting and the news ran with it hard. Big brother was always Republican 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (5HGTQ)

44 Sayed is only like 5'-nothing, so why would he take his cues from Beto and start crouching on stage to make himself 3'-nothing?

Does he believe the people in the audience are all dogs and he needs to bend down to their level so they won't see him as a threat?

Spaztic, Islamo-communist, retard here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

45 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

Are they?
Posted by: Dalton at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (r7+Q7)

College educated Democrats so, yeah.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:11 PM (uhVAy)

46 32 Alaska a small state, this will be big news up there
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (AOZtW)

Correction: Alaska is a huge state but a small town.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:11 PM (gm+z0)

47 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"
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Even a stopped clock...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (XeU6L)

48 "Additionally, four former staff members said they directly heard her use the word "faggot" over the years, even about her own staff members, which her campaign has denied. She also used the word "retarded," according to former aides and text messages viewed by the newspaper."

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Yes, but was she right?

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (3VDCT)

49 you are going to see a massive exodus because a lot of illegals are waiting to see if a Dem congress can deliver for them. But if the House and Senate hold, they will scoot.

I'm trying to imagine the uproar and riots that would occur if somehow this true message made it into a television campaign advert.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (nAS9C)

50 Probably the only honest Democrat in the race. She should actually run on that. "I won't promote any retards and as for faggots, keep that thing away from productive staff."

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (88C+u)

51 This story made me remember "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (/OKHJ)

52 >hen hit the office that PM with their strategy in alignment.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (a6PrB)

I'm sorry, the handbook clearly states the proper nomenclature is 'synergize the new paradigm'. Please circle back when you completed your attestation of the company handbook. Thank you.

Posted by: Accenture drone at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (GTqXr)

53 I see I'm late with the joke."

Late humor, like revenge, is best served cold.

Or something.

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (pfXMo)

54 >>The FBI literally opened an investigation against Hillary right before people started voting and the news ran with it hard. Big brother was always Republican

Literally

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (viF8m)

55 Abdul was not going to answer the question from the Christian Persian young man wearing a cross.

It's as simple as that. Islam would not allow it and the infidel should die if he left the religion of the rock.

Continued prayers for Persian Christians in Iran. Or any Christians who have to hide their religion.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (hzuYO)

56 41 "when I was 25, I had a really bad boss. He made me run across an open fucking field of raking machine gun fire to breach a door. So, yeah, life's tough sometimes"
-------

!?

Waves 'False-Equivalent Deflection' flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (XeU6L)


It was his job and his boss's job to do that.
He acts like he wasn't paid for that exact job.

Nobody takes a job so they can be mentally and physically abused by a psychotic boss in the office.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

57 Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

So having done what they can to drive the rich out, now they're doing what they can to drive the middle class out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (eRlcH)

They do this every two years or so ever since it was passed the first time. There are groups watching for things that would break Prop 13 with more than religious fervor.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (uhVAy)

58 I laughed so hard a little might have leaked.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)
---
A lot of these Dem candidate know they won't win. Internal polling and fundraising, volunteers, etc. tell them that. They are really just making some quick money by fleecing the rubes. Talerico is the best at this, and because the media wants to hope against hope, they're going to pretend that it's all real, because a close race boosts ratings.

I find it amazing that so soon after Harris' bogus polls came out, people are treating them as real yet again.

Any conservative who says we need to panic is a grifter. Or stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (ZOv7s)

59 "Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." Beats sexual harassment!
====

Forcing staff to commit cricketcide. Brutal.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (rj6Yv)

60 Love how Abdul worries about corporate self interest having a stake in democracy. When the kid tells him about the price paid by his family for having a stake in democracy.

More Malort, please, make it a.double.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (bX16E)

61 Mary Peltola is the Criss Angel of Indian Butter Cookies.

Posted by: Colonel Corn at September 24, 2026 05:15 PM (7Q0e+)

62 Please circle back when you completed your attestation of the company handbook. Thank you.
Posted by: Accenture drone "

Here, catch this stapler...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:15 PM (pfXMo)

63 That peltola chick

She sounds nice.


Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 05:15 PM (R+X/W)

64 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC

Speaking of faggots and retards, with a little goat fu*king thrown in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (0Htd1)

65 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

That is her constituency described in two words Right There.

There may have been something lost in communication, she was trying to get all her staff to assemble by yelling "All you faggots and retards... get over here." Which is better than trying to remember the staffer's names without accidentally dead-naming more than one.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (nAS9C)

66 https://tinyurl.com/5n8ucayd

More insight into "Nice Mary" Peltola

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (gm+z0)

67 So having done what they can to drive the rich out, now they're doing what they can to drive the middle class out"

So they're making it mandatory?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (pfXMo)

68 Alaska lib fisherman here: this will help. Sorry to offend but Alaska liberals talk like this in the bush, carry handguns and wear "eat the rich" t-shirts. We aren't like you

Other than the handguns and working for a living you seem to be just like them, gayngler.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (6ydKt)

69 A lot of these Dem candidate know they won't win. Internal polling and fundraising, volunteers, etc. tell them that. They are really just making some quick money by fleecing the rubes. Talerico is the best at this, and because the media wants to hope against hope, they're going to pretend that it's all real, because a close race boosts ratings.

I find it amazing that so soon after Harris' bogus polls came out, people are treating them as real yet again.

Any conservative who says we need to panic is a grifter. Or stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM


I have only seen one real poll reported for the paxton-talerico race and it has them tied. Most of the polls being reported are junk surveys from austin asking registered voters who they will vote for. At this point the only real polls are ones polling likely voters and there are very few legitimate ones.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (I43vL)

70 59 "Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." Beats sexual harassment!
====

Forcing staff to commit cricketcide. Brutal.
Posted by: mrp

Meatwad > Meatball the chameleon

Posted by: Callback to last thread at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (5HGTQ)

71 Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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Partition? Hell, no. The rules made in 1865 still apply today.
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

the parasites get driven out, they don't get a leg.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

72
Pertola has post-pardem depression so she is going to take one staffer at a time into the nursery and strangle them with an exercise band.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (OkYzo)

73 Does Mary’s Little Faggot have his own Jet Airplane?
Is Mary’s Little Faggot a Millionaire?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Gqar8)

74 Bet she has a
No H8 Here sign out front,

Or is that so old they finally owned up they live on H8?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)

75 My personal favorite is her wishing one of the women at PP die by a botched abortion.

She's a peach.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gm+z0)

76 Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin.

Look I am opposed to premarital sex and its kinda weird to want to bang your family members but in terms of genetics and potential offspring your second cousin is basically a random stranger. If you didn't even know you were related, it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

77 "If her staff is going to leak stuff like this on the eve of the election, then maybe she should have been even meaner to them. And anyone involved in leaking this information to the NYT is blacklisted from Democratic Party politics and campaigns forever."
=====

"The crickets will continue to be devoured until morale improves!"

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (rj6Yv)

78 Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13
.......

I've got to teach my 95 year old mom how to shoot.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (UjdFS)

79 6 Abdulrahim Muhammad El Sayed is a terrorist.

And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.


Well, it is a blue state, and he isn't a male, white Christian, so, a little terrorist support is no biggie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (0Htd1)

80 73 Does Mary’s Little Faggot have his own Jet Airplane?
Is Mary’s Little Faggot a Millionaire?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Gqar

Maybe got a blister on his thumb.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (gm+z0)

81 Why are so many of these women like this?

Yeah, Reddit, they say it about every Dem female candidate because they're all like this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (zYpTz)

82 I'm sorry, the handbook clearly states the proper nomenclature is 'synergize the new paradigm'. Please circle back when you completed your attestation of the company handbook. Thank you.
Posted by: Accenture drone at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (GTqXr)


Seriously. We need to triangularize this back into the ideas fridge, and leave the re-tiling the Taj Mahal for another day's approach.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (rbvCR)

83
She married?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (eRlcH)

84 10 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"
Are they?
Posted by: Dalton


It isn't name calling if it's true.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (0Htd1)

85 Look I am opposed to premarital sex and its kinda weird to want to bang your family members but in terms of genetics and potential offspring your second cousin is basically a random stranger. If you didn't even know you were related, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

That might mean his second "first cousin" given how the press covers things.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

86 76 Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin.

Look I am opposed to premarital sex and its kinda weird to want to bang your family members but in terms of genetics and potential offspring your second cousin is basically a random stranger. If you didn't even know you were related, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

Yes, but Family Reunions might be a bit awkward.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar8)

87 10 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"
Are they?
Posted by: Dalton

It isn't name calling if it's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (0Htd1)

During Pride Month? Or differently abled month?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

88 Mary's ads rage against the "billionaires" in Congress. Envy is an ugly thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (gm+z0)

89 New York Times Reveals that Democrat Senate Candidate Mary Peltola Abuses Staff, Cursing Them and Calling them "F*ggots"

I thought the truth was an absolute defense

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (nIKjK)

90 More Malort, please, make it a.double.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (bX16E)
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El-Sayed has a brand, and that's what sustains him. Tacking to the center is smart politics but it is toxic to his brand. He will be seen as weak, and his base will desert him.

He rightly understands that he is very likely to lose, and it isn't worth the risk. Michigan has been writhing under Dem rule for 8 long years and there is a long-standing cycle of change here. It goes back forever.

That means whatever Trump effect is out there is up against the normal cycle where people just want new leadership. El-Sayed terrifying Bloomfield Hills isn't going to boost his turnout.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (ZOv7s)

91 "I hope she dies of a botched abortion."
.......

Hmm. I'd say the feeling is mutual, but that would be mean.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (UjdFS)

92 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (JrHfD)

93 This daft twat is a Democrat, so in her defense most of her staff are probably retarded faggots.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (oqH4h)

I read that as registered faggots and thought they have a registry for democrat faggots?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (KWbVO)

94 81 Why are so many of these women like this?

Yeah, Reddit, they say it about every Dem female candidate because they're all like this.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I like how the comment immediately following was about BIPOC women having it worse. Always have to keep that victim hierarchy reinforced!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (5HGTQ)

95 83
She married?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (eRlcH)

Repeatedly.

Her last husband Buzzy Peltola overloaded his plane and crashed it, so she tried to sue the airplane manufacturer, for his error.

She also has been living in his mansion in Anchorage, but apparently just put it up for sale, for $200K more than he paid for it.

I think that was her third marriage but the count could be higher.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (gm+z0)

96 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah



So is her opponent.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (0U5gm)

97 willowed, again

Posted by: Cow Demon
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You didn't look at the clip did you?
Where have I said America only?
You make much noise and straw men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (+UcOf)

98 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (JrHfD)

You really think that explanation is even remotely related? I'd check if they even died, this is a Democrat and the press we are dealing with.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

99 I'm trying to figure out why she'd keep a chameleon in Alaska.
Seems kinda cruel to a large, cold-blooded, tropical, lizard.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

100 A man called Buzzy, crashing his plane. Bad, even for a Hallmark tearjerker.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (Gqar8)

101 Well, it is a blue state, and he isn't a male, white Christian, so, a little terrorist support is no biggie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (0Htd1)
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A blue state that voted for Trump twice, and the third time was obviously, transparently fake.

It's a swing state and it is swinging to the right. For once the state GOP has decent, boring candidates and it's the Dems who went with a slate of lunatics.

Oh, and I will remind everyone that DoJ published a memo that state officials can be charged with crimes if they do not stop fraud. Benson is the queen of fraud, and October is coming.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Yes, but was she right?

She had to be right. If she didn't hire faggots and retards she would be in violation of the Left's preference for DEI hiring - and they would call her out for recruiting enough faggots and retards.

Damned if you do...

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)

103 ...and she has missed hundreds of votes throughout her time in elected office
-----

Call me old fashioned, but it seems like that thing by itself should be a disqualifier.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

105 It seems like it doesn't matter how awful candidates are on the left. They still get voted in with an overwhelming majority. Look at Texas, Talacreepo just now leading in all the polls and all the predictive gambling sites. Not sure if that means anything, but it's still a scary thought.
Ugh!!😣

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)

106 98 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (JrHfD)

You really think that explanation is even remotely related? I'd check if they even died, this is a Democrat and the press we are dealing with.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

She didn't take a leave of absence, she just didn't show up for many votes. She was the most absentee of any member of Congress. Same when she held state offices.

Said she had to go fishing or some damned thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (gm+z0)

107 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Rip Van Piper!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (Gqar8)

108 Piper,
Have you been sick?

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (VCgbV)

109 Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)

Try not to get upset by the polls, lin-duh. I think a lot of them are push polls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)

110 I'm trying to figure out why she'd keep a chameleon in Alaska.
Seems kinda cruel to a large, cold-blooded, tropical, lizard.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

Why would you let, much less force your staffer to feed your pet?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

111 Now Mary is running ads with three guys claiming to be Republicans but voting for Mary this year, because....

But having looked these guys up, only one is actually from Alaska, and he was a registered Independent, so that's a lie, too.

She has exactly no shame.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (gm+z0)

112 Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (h5mnP)

113 Talacreepo just now leading in all the polls and all the predictive gambling sites. Not sure if that means anything, but it's still a scary thought.
Ugh!!😣
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)
---
The prediction markets are known to be rigged. You bid it up and then cash out before the election to limit your losses. It's basically a campaign donation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

114 108 Piper,
Have you been sick?
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:25

The flu. I do not recommend this. It has been brutal. I rarely get sick, thank goodness, but this has beat my tail.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 Polls - Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Gqar8)

116 107 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Rip Van Piper!!
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (Gqar

Wait, were you asleep, or dead?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (gm+z0)

117 Yes, but Family Reunions might be a bit awkward.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar
===

Kissing cousins is a Maine tradition. The second-largest city in Maine is Bang 'er, after all.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

118 She didn't take a leave of absence, she just didn't show up for many votes. She was the most absentee of any member of Congress. Same when she held state offices.

Said she had to go fishing or some damned thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (gm+z0)

"fishing". Sure. Carry a bucket into the cloakroom honey.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (uhVAy)

119 Why would you let, much less force your staffer to feed your pet?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)
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Because you're a bully and enjoy bullying people. A huge chunk of people enter politics to be able to bully other people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

120 116 107 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Rip Van Piper!!
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (Gqar

Wait, were you asleep, or dead?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (gm+z0)

Well, there IS precedence for that.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:28 PM (Gqar8)

121 Now Mary is running ads with three guys claiming to be Republicans but voting for Mary this year, because....

But having looked these guys up, only one is actually from Alaska, and he was a registered Independent, so that's a lie, too.

She has exactly no shame.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (gm+z0)

So she's cheap as well? I'd probably made such a statement for 1000 bucks or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

122 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC
-----

He's on of them in spirit--he's never going to do anything but celebrate them. In a better world, he'd go missing.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)

123 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)


You must be absolutely gorgeous after all of that beauty sleep.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

124 "I don't get it. What's wrong with calling them "little bundles of sticks?" Seems kinda cute and endearing, that she cares about them."

/s/ media spin, because they know their readers want to be lied to.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (3cUTc)

125 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

Are they?
Posted by: Dalton at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (r7+Q7)

Smart money would not bet against that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (dPOOv)

126 Harris is going to help the winner. SayEd was a total power move. All but the “fuck you”. I am convinced that they wanted Trump to win and Harris knew that going in. She agreed only if she is the ‘28 nominee and The Cheat is on.
Anyways, windy as all out, some flooding and no rain.

Posted by: Accomack at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (GbONR)

127 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC
-----

He's on of them in spirit--he's never going to do anything but celebrate them. In a better world, he'd go missing.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)

What flavor of Muslim is Sayed. It isn't like they all love each other over there. The IGRC even shot a missile at Mecca the other day.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)

128 He's on of them in spirit--he's never going to do anything but celebrate them. In a better world, he'd go missing.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)
=====

His sidekick sez the US deserved 9/11.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (rj6Yv)

129 I've been forced to work with faggots and retards. Believe me, it's no picnic!

Posted by: Above The Fray at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (Fn+3X)

130 Talacreepo just now leading in all the polls and all the predictive gambling sites. Not sure if that means anything, but it's still a scary thought.
Ugh!!😣
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)
---
The prediction markets are known to be rigged. You bid it up and then cash out before the election to limit your losses. It's basically a campaign donation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM


Prediction markets were actually paying out on a hillary win two weeks before the election in 2016, just sayin.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL)

131 >>Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Have you seen the Democrat Party recently? The only other choices were deep sea creatures and space aliens.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)

132 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.

Having experienced a nearly comical degree of tragedy and death in my life in the past 10 years, I can definitely attest that it can make you emotionally unstable and testy. Unwilling to tolerate who I'd put up with in the past, etc.

But yes, you take time off, you don't take it out on fellow workers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (nIKjK)

133 Harris is going to help the winner. SayEd was a total power move. All but the “fuck you”. I am convinced that they wanted Trump to win and Harris knew that going in. She agreed only if she is the ‘28 nominee and The Cheat is on.
Anyways, windy as all out, some flooding and no rain.
Posted by: Accomack at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (GbONR)

Like they would honor any such deal. LOOOOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

134 Why would you let, much less force your staffer to feed your pet?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

Power play?

Could be she's scared of touching her own pet.
It is a big ugly lizard, after all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

135 I'm graduating in one more term
Because I haven't any time to burn
Repeating taste of high-heeled shoe
An eel is waiting under the train
Being chased around
By the neighbor's cat
Well, it's so lonely in the state of Maine

Posted by: Cagey Cretins at September 24, 2026 05:32 PM (SAHhM)

136 Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy

Granted the press is completely unreliable, but I don't need to check, as I don't live in Alaska
My Republican Rep to Congress
missed months of votes which he never explained but then said he was was dealing with mental health issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:32 PM (JrHfD)

137 The second-largest city in Maine is Bang 'er, after all.

In my defense regarding your daughter, sir, the city ordered me to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (nIKjK)

138 >>Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Have you seen the Democrat Party recently? The only other choices were deep sea creatures and space aliens.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)

The Deep Ones are pretty rock ribbed Republicans. Watch the returns from Innsmouth, we are taking that area back!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

139 Had to put jeans on for the first time since May, today.

Never got above 73, overcast and occasionally rain and wind.

It'll warm back up a few more times before Halloween, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

140 @zerohedge
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2h
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (+UcOf)

141 138 >>Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Have you seen the Democrat Party recently? The only other choices were deep sea creatures and space aliens.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)

The Deep Ones are pretty rock ribbed Republicans. Watch the returns from Innsmouth, we are taking that area back!
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

All you have to do is look at one, to know a Democrat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8)

142 What flavor of Muslim is Sayed. It isn't like they all love each other over there. The IGRC even shot a missile at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
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I assume he is Sunni, but in the US the distinction isn't as important, it's sort of an United Islamic Front that will fight over the carcass of the country after they get it.

And I don't know where people think he's going to win. The polls are a joke. This guy got the nom because to liberal women split the normie vote. Why would independents vote for him? He's promising socialist revolution!

Do people think Nessel's "Jews should just accept we're all going to be gassed, but Trump is worse" doesn't make sense in a state Trump carried convincingly. And bringing in Harris is a desperation move to save the down-ballot races.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)

143 "Faggot" and "retarded" I can accept -- but feeding crickets to Meatball??? THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)

144 For a hundred years the Princess slept, long, long, ago...

Posted by: Groggy My Own Self at September 24, 2026 05:35 PM (Fn+3X)

145 Sen. Gallego actually said something reasonable. Wow.

Posted by: Harun at September 24, 2026 05:36 PM (IuIym)

146 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat
--
Recall their "hit" piece on Platner?

Which was just a clumsy "catch and kill" attempt?

Imagine how much more they are hiding on her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 05:36 PM (3cUTc)

147 140 @zerohedge
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2h
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (+UcOf)


I can't see how anybody could write an entire book about racist white paint unless ChatGPT and Jason Arday were involved somehow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

148 If the NYT is printing this story it's because someone much more inimical was about to break it, probably with even worse stuff, because the Times would do anything to help Demoncrats, especially including front-running a bad news dump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (ntjRb)

149 The NY Slimes took a big shit on a Democrap senate candidate at a time when they are desperately jerking themselves off over taking the Senate?

No way. I assume this is a coordinated op to get all this damaging info out there now, in the best possible spin, before it inevitably drops. Then the abusive twatette can claim it’s all old news.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (RDoCE)

150 147 140 @zerohedge
·
2h
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (+UcOf)


I can't see how anybody could write an entire book about racist white paint unless ChatGPT and Jason Arday were involved somehow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

The Plan - outlaw the color Orange!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

151 Do people think Nessel's "Jews should just accept we're all going to be gassed, but Trump is worse" doesn't make sense in a state Trump carried convincingly. And bringing in Harris is a desperation move to save the down-ballot races.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)
=====

Nessel and Harris are like gin and tonic.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)

152 142 What flavor of Muslim is Sayed. It isn't like they all love each other over there. The IGRC even shot a missile at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
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I assume he is Sunni, but in the US the distinction isn't as important, it's sort of an United Islamic Front that will fight over the carcass of the country after they get it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)


He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

153 If the NYT is printing this story it's because someone much more inimical was about to break it, probably with even worse stuff, because the Times would do anything to help Demoncrats, especially including front-running a bad news dump.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (ntjRb)
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That was my take give upthread. Some other source would break it and at the same time say NYT knew about the anti-gay language which would expose them to a backlash for not protecting the queers.

And so close to Pride Month!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

154 An assist rom the NYTimes?

Just checked outside-- the sun is still setting in the West.

On the other hand, a lot of Nimoy lookalikes are wandering around with short goatees.

I guess we're in the Liminal Space between our world-cone and some jive-ass worldcone.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

155 The NY Slimes took a big shit on a Democrap senate candidate at a time when they are desperately jerking themselves off over taking the Senate?

No way. I assume this is a coordinated op to get all this damaging info out there now, in the best possible spin, before it inevitably drops. Then the abusive twatette can claim it’s all old news.
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (RDoCE)

More likely its a message about not following the party line and insulting Planned Parenthood. No real cost as she's likely to lose in AK.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

156 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8)

157 An assist rom the NYTimes?

Just checked outside-- the sun is still setting in the West.

On the other hand, a lot of Nimoy lookalikes are wandering around with short goatees.

I guess we're in the Liminal Space between our world-cone and some jive-ass worldcone.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

I do suddenly have an 'Agonizer' somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)

158 Hell, given Peltola's choice words for Planned Parenthood, she'd get my vote over a shitweasel like Murkowski.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (pE12i)

159 He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
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Make sense. Anyway, he's not actually trying to win, because if he was, he would be tacking to the center, and today's clip shows that. He could very easily have tried to thread that needle: "The reports aren't clear, but if that was the case, than I condemn it completely!"

But he could not risk blowing up his permanent gig.

Detroit, Flint, etc. will NOT turn out for this guy. Bank on it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

160 156 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar

When they're not banging little boys and goats, sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

161 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM


Pretty sure it's these guys....

(Gqarhttps://tinyurl.com/yv4uncjz

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (3Ope8)

162
I hope this horrible person is stopped. She's been climbing in politics since the age of 25 and she's obviously got her eye on the top. I'm guessing the Times wants her flushed out before she reaches the Senate and starts causing major embarrassment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (mmrXZ)

163 He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

So Egypt, they have little love for the IGRC due to having to deal with Gazans too. So he's American-pretend Muslim anti Jew in outlook.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)

164 Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

I think that the Democrats should gather gallons of white paint and have a struggle session on the floors of Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (JrHfD)

165 "Honestly, I already like her more than Murkowski."
________________

Exactly. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (pE12i)

166 Saudi prince, Abdel Mohsen Bin Walid Bin Abdulaziz and four others were detained by airport security, nabbed in Beirut with 2 tons of drugs
Lebanon makes record drug bust at Beirut airport; authorities bag 40 suitcases filled with Captagon, cocaine
_TimesofIsrael


---Captagon is a type of amphetamine that is often misused as a recreational drug. It is known for its stimulant effects and is commonly associated with drug trafficking issues in the Middle East

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:43 PM (+UcOf)

167 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar
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They cut their heads to commemorate their defeat in the struggle for the Caliphate. Shi'a is more clerical, with ranks and orders, very hierarchical (probably Christian in origin) as opposed to Sunni.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

168 When I'm feeling optimistic, I have a gut feeling that none of these "toss-up" races are actually close, and that anywhere its possible that a MAGA-friendly candidate will win in November, he (or she) will indeed win. That the "we're still a divided country" narrative is nothing but a psyop, and that Trump-mania continues to triumph.

When I'm feeling pessimistic, I'm still reminded that although this might all be true, the Democrats' Cheat-Machine is still operative and has not been dismantled, so they could steal enough races to take back congress.

Gotta keep poppin' happy-pills til election day.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

169 Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

I think that the Democrats should gather gallons of white paint and have a struggle session on the floors of Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (JrHfD)

Time to cut the Fifth Column University Complex cancer out entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)

170 He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

All comes down to the color of the goats they fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (dPOOv)

171
Exactly. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick


You should probably use a sock when making a statement like that.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (/TiS1)

172 When they're not banging little boys and goats, sure.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Hey! Banging little girls is fun, too! Or a bunch of hung black strangers in the desert at night...

Posted by: False Prophet Muhammed, who had sex with his favorite wife when she was 9 at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (5HGTQ)

173 Dear Eric Daugherty:

You do good work and I usually agree with you. But STOP THE FUCKING ALL-CAP ATTENTION-WHORING BULLSHIT.

Thank you,

The Blade

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (RDoCE)

174
Another thing about climbers like Peltola, the way they lose at a lower office so they run for a higher office. That doesn't happen in the world where I work and earn a wage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (mmrXZ)

175 When I'm feeling pessimistic, I'm still reminded that although this might all be true, the Democrats' Cheat-Machine is still operative and has not been dismantled, so they could steal enough races to take back congress.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)
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The machine has been badly damaged. The courts have ruled that losing candidates have standing to sue over the result. That was not the case before.

These are federal offices, federal jurisdiction and DoJ will have boots on the ground in key locations. The cost of doing fraud is now much higher than it was, and state election officials will be powerless here. Indeed, as DoJ has repeatedly stated, than can be prosecuted for permitting fraud.

Very different landscape.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

176 When I'm feeling pessimistic, I'm still reminded that although this might all be true, the Democrats' Cheat-Machine is still operative and has not been dismantled, so they could steal enough races to take back congress.

Gotta keep poppin' happy-pills til election day.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

Trump hasn't been doing his huge rallies and he even likes doing them, I suspect he feels he has the situation well in hand.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)

177 So Egypt, they have little love for the IGRC due to having to deal with Gazans too. So he's American-pretend Muslim anti Jew in outlook.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)

He's protecting his flank in Dearborn from the radicals there who don't care much who is doing it as long as infidels & Jews are getting what's due them.

Madmani, on the other hand, is a Shi'a, so this year has not been good for him either.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)

178 So both Piper and The Blade returned from the Dead?

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd..... at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (Fn+3X)

179 >>Make sense. Anyway, he's not actually trying to win, because if he was, he would be tacking to the center, and today's clip shows that. He could very easily have tried to thread that needle: "The reports aren't clear, but if that was the case, than I condemn it completely!"

You know your state better than but I honestly don't think he could.

After being projected win his primary he won by 1 point over that clown woman who sounded like Chris Farley when he was trying to sound like a maniac. His votes came almost entirely from muslims and college towns. They demand he be radical. I don't think they would tolerate tacking right even if it made political sense.

Unless Rogers steps on his crank I've always thought he should win pretty easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (viF8m)

180
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Macron says France is sending troops and air defense systems to Saudi Arabia to reinforce protection around the kingdom’s key Yanbu oil export facilities amid Houthi attacks
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Thought they would ask India. Guess winter freeze predictions motivated Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)

181 Hey! Banging little girls is fun, too! Or a bunch of hung black strangers in the desert at night...

Posted by: False Prophet Muhammed, who had sex with his favorite wife when she was 9 at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (5HGTQ)

They've changes somewhat since ol' Mo.

"Girls are for babies, boys are for fun."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

182 Madmani, on the other hand, is a Shi'a, so this year has not been good for him either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)

With him, the main issue is he actually is expected to be a Mayor.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (uhVAy)

183 Oh, and I'm also wondering what would happen if the Post Office just went ahead and stuck bar codes on ballots anyway. They barcode everything now. You can see your mail before it arrives. You think they can't put trackers on ballots? I mean they even have their own cops.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

184
You must be absolutely gorgeous after all of that beauty sleep.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24

Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

185 Dems really can't lose Maine. Collins does just.as much for them or more than any of their own candidates could.
I don't know what is wrong with Maine Republicans, they're idiots.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (sl73Y)

186 So what if your second cousin is really hot? How far down the cousin tree can you before it’s acceptable?

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2026 05:49 PM (sMR9H)

187
I see I'm late with the joke."

Late humor, like revenge, is best served cold.

Or something.
Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (pfXMo)




Horde SOP is to say something funny, and then beat that joke like a rented mule.

But Teh Ewok really IS a furry midget extraterrestrial. And Scandis are dirty snowbillies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

188 Thought they would ask India. Guess winter freeze predictions motivated Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)


He's watching the price of diesel keep going up because of Hormuz and Ukraine attacking Russian refineries.

Then he's calculating that, if things keep getting worse, Trump might ban the export of diesel in the U.S. to stabilize prices here while Macron watches prices double in France.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

189 AES supporting the IRGC is interesting because he is a Sunni Egyptian...supporting a Shiite Persian regime.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 05:50 PM (sKqQm)

190
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

___________

People like this are luxury items when the Great Burning comes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (eRlcH)

191 In a SHOCKING incident,


The problem with the start of that post is, it isn't SHOCKING at all. In fact, I kind of expect it now. The shocking part is if he loses the election. VA AG threaten to murder the families of his political opponents. Still won.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (sAmhv)

192 Israel’s UN ambassador offers the Starlink device to Iran’s representative…[to allow their citizens access]

https://tinyurl.com/ythpxbz4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (+UcOf)

193 I like this gal.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (KGj36)

194 Piper,
Ugh, the flu is no fun! It's been since before covid since I got the flue but I was out for a good week. Covid killed me for 2 weeks.
I hope you're all better soon! 😍

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (9AdGW)

195 25m
Macron says France is sending troops and air defense systems to Saudi Arabia to reinforce protection around the kingdom’s key Yanbu oil export facilities amid Houthi attacks
----

Thought they would ask India. Guess winter freeze predictions motivated Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)
=======

France has a history of protecting Saudi holy places against Iranian terrorists.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (rj6Yv)

196 >>> 186 So what if your second cousin is really hot? How far down the cousin tree can you before it’s acceptable?
Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2026 05:49 PM (sMR9H)

First cousin is the Danger Will Robinson Zone; don't get any closer than that. Although people will probably look at you funny if you schtupp your second cousin.

.... why do you ask?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (+fdRY)

197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

198 Repeatedly.

Her last husband Buzzy Peltola overloaded his plane and crashed it, so she tried to sue the airplane manufacturer, for his error.

She also has been living in his mansion in Anchorage, but apparently just put it up for sale, for $200K more than he paid for it.

I think that was her third marriage but the count could be higher.
Posted by: tcn in AK


I will never understand how crazy abusive bitches like this can manage to entice multiple men to marry them (for a while at least).

In fact it makes me kind of bitter if I let myself think about it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)

199 I worked for a guy who married his first cousin (legal in NY). They had an agreement not to have biological kids and adopted a boy. They were very happy together.

Posted by: Tales From Arthur Avenue at September 24, 2026 05:54 PM (Fn+3X)

200 First cousin, you had a grandparent in common.
2nd cousin, you had a great-grandparent in common.
Not real close.
I'm not sure I could even name one of my 2nd cousins.

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (q6tQZ)

201 94 Piper,
Ugh, the flu is no fun! It's been since before covid since I got the flue but I was out for a good week. Covid killed me for 2 weeks.
I hope you're all better soon! 😍
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (9AdGW

Thank you. It’s been creative covering the studio, but man did my staff step up. I owe them.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 You do good work and I usually agree with you. But STOP THE FUCKING ALL-CAP ATTENTION-WHORING BULLSHIT.
-----------
This is so self-referential, I think that spacetime bent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (amcLV)

203 >>> 197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

Isn't Mr Piper an Italican? Can't he fix up some pasta dish for himself???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (+fdRY)

204 VA AG threaten to murder the families of his political opponents. Still won.

And the governor candidate that said she hated the people off the state won.

I think there is room to question the validity of these elections, one has to question what, exactly would disqualify a candidate to the Democrats.

I knjow, Democrats say that about MAGA voters (accused of rape, found liable for sexual assault 46 charges etc) but all of those are at best questionable. A guy straight up saying -- repeatedly eve when given a chance to dial it back -- that he wants to kill an entire family for disagreeing with him politically is not disqualifying??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (nIKjK)

205 You do good work and I usually agree with you. But STOP THE FUCKING ALL-CAP ATTENTION-WHORING BULLSHIT.

Where is Ben Roethlisberger when you need him? Or wait, is that him? My brain hurts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:57 PM (nIKjK)

206 Repeatedly.

Her last husband Buzzy Peltola overloaded his plane and crashed it, so she tried to sue the airplane manufacturer, for his error.

She also has been living in his mansion in Anchorage, but apparently just put it up for sale, for $200K more than he paid for it.

I think that was her third marriage but the count could be higher.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I will never understand how crazy abusive bitches like this can manage to entice multiple men to marry them (for a while at least).

In fact it makes me kind of bitter if I let myself think about it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)


Hmmm.

She's a Chik-Fil-A 4 at best.

I gotta assume that screws like a rabid weasel on meth.

Other than that, I got nuthin'

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 05:58 PM (YSUhf)

207 I worked for a guy who married his first cousin (legal in NY). They had an agreement not to have biological kids and adopted a boy

The odds of problematic birth with cousins is actually pretty low unless you make a tradition of it like the Habsburgs. I certainly had some gorgeous cousins I wouldn't have minded kissing. Never did, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (nIKjK)

208 He can't denounce the IRGC and pretends he's being asked about regime change. What a tool.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (lCppi)

209 Finally settled down for evening

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

210 Chicken fajita soup was a success.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:00 PM (uipH1)

211 Nood Butler

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:01 PM (vJrRc)

212 =======

France has a history of protecting Saudi holy places against Iranian terrorists.

Posted by: mrp
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Yanbu oil, the holy of holies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:03 PM (+UcOf)

213 I worked for a guy who married his first cousin (legal in NY). They had an agreement not to have biological kids and adopted a boy

The odds of problematic birth with cousins is actually pretty low unless you make a tradition of it like the Habsburgs. I certainly had some gorgeous cousins I wouldn't have minded kissing. Never did, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (nIKjK)

or Queen Vicky's family and the Hemophilia.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

214 I feel bad for that Persian student. Sayed basically told him to go f***k off and a bunch of the students applauded.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (9ZFZd)

215 Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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Partition? Hell, no. The rules made in 1865 still apply today.
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM


The communists get to keep their part of America, all six feet of it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)

216 Sen Gallego compares being a Marine in a war to being a boss in a Congressional office?
I guess he expects staff to die at his command, or just attack and kill his enemies?
His comment needs some follow up.

Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 24, 2026 08:29 PM (tKtie)

217 First? Is she correct?

Posted by: Doom at September 25, 2026 12:32 PM (SaljI)

Dozens of Muslim Delegates Walk Out as Netanyahu Addresses UN

The BBC. Note the spin.

Dozens of United Nations delegates walked out of the hall Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was due to deliver a speech in.

Addressing the UN's General Assembly in New York, Netanyahu described those walking out as "moral cowards". Those who remained and felt similarly should leave, he said.

...

The war was triggered by the Hamas-led attack on southern Israel on 7 October 2023, in which about 1,200 people were killed and 251 others were taken hostage.

Israel responded by launching a military campaign in Gaza, during which more than 73,920 people have been killed, according to the territory's health ministry.


They say "according to the territory's health ministry" to avoid saying "according to the Hamas health ministry."

Netanyahu said that many of those walking out are liars -- behind the scenes, they applaud Israel's attack on Iranian nukes.

"You want to hear the ultimate irony? In defending itself, Israel is also defending many of the countries whose delegates just left this hall. In fact...many of their leaders even thank us privately for taking out Iran's nukes! It's hard to imagine more mind-blowing hypocrisy."


Netanyahu roasted the Communist Jihadi Theater Kid Zorhan Mamdani, who had previously promised to arrest him if he set foot in NYC:

Mamdani has FAILED to block Netayahu from NYC

"Mr. Mamdani, you tried to STOP ME from coming here. You tried to silence me. Well, you CAN'T silence me! You can't silence the truth!" *Applause*

"Mr. Mamdani...it's no wonder, you praise criminals convicted of supporting Hamas, you count as friends people like Hasan Piker who said America deserve 9/11!"

"And here's the simple truth -- Israel didn't commit genoc*de. Israel prevented genoc*de! That's what Mamdani's Hamas buddies would've done to us had we not stopped them. They would've k*lled every last one of us."

This comes after Mamdani CAVED on his arrest warrant push for Netanyahu.

Mamdani never had any authority WHATSOEVER to block any foreign leader from New York City, NOR to arrest them. That authority rests entirely with President Trump and Marco Rubio

Which Marco DID do by blocking the "Palestinian" delegation

LOL.

He roasted the UK and France for accusing Israel of "colonialism."

"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

He noted the op launched by unnamed countries:

He reminded terrorists that Israel is in their pagers:

Maybe this is viral marketing for a new documentary explores Israel's "Grim Beeper" operation. It's called, humorously, "Paging Hezballah."

It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 first ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (CWTWj)

2 rnik6ermikr6

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

3 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (iulL+)

4
I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

5 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

6 First?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (t/Q8n)

7
>>Mamdani has FAILED to block Netayahu from NYC

===============

Heh. I wonder how he'll dimple his way out of that one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (mmrXZ)

8 I love that he pulled out a pager and taunted them with it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (mkw2N)

9
Walk to the airport assholes. Get out of our country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (/QHx4)

10 F' the UN... Out of the US ...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (+gK6I)

11 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

========

Arabs did it first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

12 F Ham ass

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (y2Cpc)

13 OH NO!

... anyway.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (N1DT3)

14 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

========

There's always room for Jello.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (I7axw)

15 Embalm Pilot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

16 The lies are getting deep. But it will get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (iulL+)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

18 BASED Netanyahu is the best Netanyahu.

We need more people like him and Milei, willing to tell the truth bluntly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

19 old and busted: canaan will be free

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

20 Good, they are just showing everyone who the real enemy is. Sadly the un won't take that lesson to heart and do something about the terrorist supporting countries.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 03:45 PM (I43vL)

21 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

This is obviously a plot by Big Step, in an op to force everyone on the planet to buy a pedometer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (t/Q8n)

22 Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

OH COME ON, let's not bicker about who killed and enslaved entire races of people across 3 continents....

IT'S THE JEWS FAULT!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

23 From the river to the sea
Palestine will never be

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (/5hFq)

24 >>>genoc*de

Why? Do people censor the word themselves because they know that X won't allow it? What stops them from just saying genocide?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (8mulE)

25 Hopefully they left for good

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

26 South Park could do a segment on the Grim Beepers.
They did the "we don't want to speculate on who did these murders .... aaaand ... it's a Muslim." bit, so Grim Beepers would be a follow up? Muslim terrorism redux?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (vbXSk)

27
22 Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

OH COME ON, let's not bicker about who killed and enslaved entire races of people across 3 continents....

IT'S THE JEWS FAULT!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

=======

Also, you are personally responsible for the enslavement of black slaves in America, the only place in the world where enslavement happened ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (I7axw)

28 It’s FAT BEAR WEEK!

And

SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

You’re welcome, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (SIPhV)

29
Loser societies protesting a successful one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (eRlcH)

30 21 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

The Saudis too ? After they asked Israel for help against the Houthis ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

31 This is obviously a plot by Big Step, in an op to force everyone on the planet to buy a pedometer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (t/Q8n)

Jokes on them. My pocket eavesdrop device counts my steps too!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (N1DT3)

32 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (08p1u)

33 He roasted the UK and France for accusing Israel of "colonialism."

Jews have lived in Israel since before recorded history. Muslims showed up 3000 years later and colonized it.

Meanwhile in the UK and France, Muslims showed up 30 years ago and will have fully colonized them in another generation or two

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

34 >>>Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

The next step is to get everyone to walk out at once, then shutter the place.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (CwhoI)

35 29
Loser societies protesting a successful one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (eRlcH)

=========

All of geopolitics since the end of WWII in one pithy sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (I7axw)

36 rnik6ermikr6

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)



This is a breastfeeding thing, isn't it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (ccf/V)

37 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

========

There's always room for Jello.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM



and rape.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (4NO2D)

38 Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

Pretty sure they’d argue Alexander the Great beat then to colonialism, and they’d be right, but even he wasn’t first, just the most well known.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

39 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

========

Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)
_________

The reality is that everything supposedly malicious and evil about Europe and the whites was earlier done on mass scale by non-whites.

Slavery? Existed since caveman times.

Colonialism? Mongols, Arabs, and to a lesser extent Asians were doing this long before Europe got into the act.

Raiding, raping, and pillaging? Invented long before recorded history.

Europeans were just better at most of these things than other races and cultures. And slavery almost doesn't count because whites were merely the last cog in the chain of the slave industry.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

40 Bibi should have shouted at their backs, "Don't worry guys, if we need you, we'll page you."

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (sAnBa)

41

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

42 Shame Bibi can't come speak there every day for a year, and any votes are taken after he is done talking

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)

43 Also, you are personally responsible for the enslavement of black slaves in America, the only place in the world where enslavement happened ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (I7axw)

Sadly, an entire generation of schoolchildren believe that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (N1DT3)

44 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (t/Q8n)

The German delegation were too busy watching scat porn to notice what was going on.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (08p1u)

45
The Saudis too ? After they asked Israel for help against the Houthis ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

___________

The Saudis permitted Israel to do something for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (eRlcH)

46
Madge is disturbed by the amount of conspiracy theory I'm soaking in.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (Y8DZL)

47 Muslims showed up 3000 years later and colonized it.

Maths. How do it work?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)

48 From Did Sonny Hostin Lie:

I just went to a town meeting to try to stabilize rent for mobile homes and the amount of people using their keywords like socialism and communism but never actually making a point was a shock to me. One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation. I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years.

Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)


"It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible." -- Millennial Woes, Twitter/X, February 22, 2025

Those silly Redditards! Words mean things. Rent control is socialism, and socialism is slavery, which is bad. Therefore, rent control is bad. QED

But for non-leftists, who don't pretend to not understand, just saying "Socialism!" is, in fact, enough.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (ke3zm)

49 Arabs did it first.

Everywhere Islam expanded it did it by the sword.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

50 So, I think this bacon tomatillo chili is gonna work - ended up using 4 cans of beans (2 pinto and 2 black) with the 1lb of bacon b/c I wanted it even (so if anyone else makes it for a lower group, maybe 1/4lb bacon with 1 can of beans...and b/c the last chili upset my digestive system on my new meds, I left out jalapenos, fresh green chilis, and any major heat, sticking to just ancho chili powder (I thought ancho would be nice with bacon), regular chili powder, cumin, coriander, salt, black pepper (more than usual), and garlic. I've had beans since and they were okay, so tonight is the test to see if beer with beans is okay (b/c beer is in the chili) - didn't want to have jalapenos or anything hotter in the chili when I'm testing for the beer. Spouse knows he's got a hot sauce bottle if he needs it. Kept 1/2 the crispy bacon for topping (and tossed the rest in with a dying Aldi's bag of their real bacon bacon bits)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (tOcjL)

51 Loser societies protesting a successful one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (eRlcH)

=========

All of geopolitics since the end of WWII in one pithy sentence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (I7axw)

Spot on.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (N1DT3)

52 It’s FAT BEAR WEEK

Noooooooo!

Posted by: Andrei Kuzmenko at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (iulL+)

53 49 Arabs did it first.

Everywhere Islam expanded it did it by the sword.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

========

False.

Britain, France, Germany, and the Netherlands gave up without a fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (I7axw)

54 Colonialism goes hand in hand with Empires, and they have been around for many thousands of years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

55 Colonialism goes hand in hand with Empires, and they have been around for many thousands of years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)



STOLEN LAND!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

56 One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation.

Most people would agree that if pulled a gun on you and demanded half your paycheck that it was robbery.

If instead I hire people, call them tax collectors, and give them guns to go take half your paycheck how is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

57 The Saudis too ? After they asked Israel for help against the Houthis ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

___________

The Saudis permitted Israel to do something for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (eRlcH)
___________

Almost all the Muslim countries at least turned a blind eye to our attacks on Iran and its proxies. We were flying well into Muslim airspace to attack Iran, and the response was basically "hey, our radar is down, that's odd."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

58 There are swarms of mohammedans all over the place, throwing out smears via bots, and blaming the Jews for everything. There is a lot of money being thrown around.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (0U5gm)

59 Screw them and their camel.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (iE9pX)

60 Catalpas, you need Catalpa trees and Sycamore trees.
Those are the trees to plant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (+UcOf)

61
It seems Mamdani's supporters aren't too happy with this.

Nerdeen Kiswani
@NerdeenKiswani
·
1h

This is the exact opposite of what Mamdani ran on.

He promised to arrest Netanyahu. Now Netanyahu is escorted to the UN by his NYPD while that same NYPD arrests people protesting him, including politicians endorsed by Mamdani.

And we’re supposed to treat their arrests as resistance without asking the obvious question: why is Mamdani’s NYPD arresting them in the first place? What are they doing to hold him accountable for that publicly?

Mamdani chose to keep Jessica Tisch. If his administration opposes these arrests, he has power over NYPD policy and leadership. Demand that he use it.

Instead, people keep peddling this fiction that Mamdani is powerless and his hands are tied. If his own supporters preemptively excuse him from using the powers he does have, what incentive is there to fight to fulfill the promise they elected him on?

[there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

62 Arabs did it first.

Everywhere Islam expanded *PRIOR TO THE 21st Century* it did it by the sword.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

========

False.

Britain, France, Germany, and the Netherlands gave up without a fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (I7axw)

Happy now!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

63 I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years.

4 years of ~25% Bidenflation led to a 100% increase in house prices AND taxes and people are surprised that means rent goes up?

Sorry but when you voted for Bidenomics you voted for your rent to increase. You got exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

64 57 Almost all the Muslim countries at least turned a blind eye to our attacks on Iran and its proxies. We were flying well into Muslim airspace to attack Iran, and the response was basically "hey, our radar is down, that's odd."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Diplomacy is all theater.

Muslims walking out of Bibi's speech is theater, and the only question is who is the audience?

It's not us.

It's related to domestic politics in their own countries, all while the nations continue to strengthen diplomatic and military ties with Israel behind the scenes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (I7axw)

65 >>"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?
Among others, people in Britain and France.

>>For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

>>Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

Needs a Batman *Kapow*

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (viF8m)

66 Most people would agree that if pulled a gun on you and demanded half your paycheck that it was robbery.

If instead I hire people, call them tax collectors, and give them guns to go take half your paycheck how is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

"Because government is just a word for the things we chose to do together!"

"I didn't choose for them to take my money"

"WE CHOSE FOR YOU"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (N1DT3)

67 61 This is the exact opposite of what Mamdani ran on.

He promised to arrest Netanyahu. Now Netanyahu is escorted to the UN by his NYPD while that same NYPD arrests people protesting him, including politicians endorsed by Mamdani.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

========

They should storm on the mayoral mansion and exact revolutionary justice on the counter-revolutionary who allowed these things to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (I7axw)

68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.

If they had no connection to Africa, India, or Pakistan they'd be in a much better place right now

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

69 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

It's almost like The Blade was right from the beginning, that this guy is a preening gay clown who won't do anything more than love to hear himself talk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

70 62
Happy now!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

=======

NEVER!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (I7axw)

71 He said, you terrorists still hold 40 prisoners. Give them to us and the war will end today and you will live. Do not give us the prisoners;
'we will hunt you down'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (+UcOf)

72 Western Leftists: "Colonialism is an evil practice where invaders take over places from the pre-existing people."

Also Western Leftists: "The Jews are evil colonizers displacing the peaceful Muslims."

Historical literate normal people: "Islam started around 622 AD, so you believe there were no Jews, Christians, Zoroastrians, Yazidis, etc. in the region prior to that time? You are retarded!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (HlyYF)

73 Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

"It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible." -- Millennial Woes, Twitter/X, February 22, 2025

Those silly Redditards! Words mean things. Rent control is socialism, and socialism is slavery, which is bad. Therefore, rent control is bad. QED

But for non-leftists, who don't pretend to not understand, just saying "Socialism!" is, in fact, enough.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM


The only time anything like rent control or wage and price freezes should be implemented is during a no $hit national crisis like WWII. Anytime else is just angry people bitching because they made bad choices and are angry at the man because has has more money than they do.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (I43vL)

74 There are swarms of mohammedans all over the place, throwing out smears via bots, and blaming the Jews for everything. There is a lot of money being thrown around.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (0U5gm)

I'm sitting here all the time saying it's all TEH JOOOS!!!! fault and I'm not getting a single dime.

Where's my check!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (N1DT3)

75
"Because government is just a word for the things we chose to do together!"


Occasionally I'll respond to this with something along the lines of, "oh like deporting illegals right?"

The responses near fail to amuse

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

76 RUSSIAN olive trees were introduced to the flyover states during the "dust bowl" era. It can get colder there than it does in NYC.

Turns out that the damn trees are now considered invasive in many states.


They are all over eastern Washington, but not in an invasive way, just scattered along the roadside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (nIKjK)

77 73,920 people have been killed, according to the territory's health ministry.

Is that the Hamas Accountability Department??

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (p3pWU)

78 69 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

It's almost like The Blade was right from the beginning, that this guy is a preening gay clown who won't do anything more than love to hear himself talk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

========

He didn't even make World Cup tickets free.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (I7axw)

79 Is the State Department imposing limits on Iran's entourage and possible shopping spree the first time the US has actually leveraged the UN being on its soil? It feels like the first time to me, but I might be too much of a young'un.

Posted by: pookysgirl will get off your lawn at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (Wt5PA)

80 4 years of ~25% Bidenflation led to a 100% increase in house prices AND taxes and people are surprised that means rent goes up?

Sorry but when you voted for Bidenomics you voted for your rent to increase. You got exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)


Probably didn’t help that he also brought in around ten million illegals who needed housing, paid for by the rest of us, which drove supply down and prices up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

81 Screw them and their camel.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (iE9pX)

Well, they already took care of the camel themselves.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (N1DT3)

82 Shows Mamdani is all talk and no Bolshevik

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

83 80 Probably didn’t help that he also brought in around ten million illegals who needed housing, paid for by the rest of us, which drove supply down and prices up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

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Ironically, the home building industry responded to the increased supply by overbuilding.

By 2028, we're going to be in heated debates about bailouts for Lenar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (I7axw)

84 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Is exactly what somebody sitting on a big story would say- probably something involving Sydney Sweeney's breasts.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

85 I'd like to see the US formerly demand the return of Constantinople and western Anatolia to Greece.

Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

86 >>BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.

>>If they had no connection to Africa, India, or Pakistan they'd be in a much better place right now

Imagine if they had just stop fucking with the 13 colonies.

We ended the empire. Took a while to fall over but we gave George the kill shot.

You can't lose to a bunch of unwashed peasants and rule the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)

87 Dozens of Muslim Delegates Walk Out as Netanyahu Addresses UN

,-
Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 24, 2026 03:58 PM (sgPbN)

88 Sounds like the bears have been eating plenty of otters.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

89 As a three time Trumpvoter I again declare: Behold! The masks are off.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (wxsGM)

90 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

It's almost like The Blade was right from the beginning, that this guy is a preening gay clown who won't do anything more than love to hear himself talk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

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He didn't even make World Cup tickets free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (I7axw)
_________

"Ha! We got ours for free!"

-- Yacht Girls

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

91 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

You want to talk slow news day, NBC ran a report on how if you keep your refrigerator and freezer doors closed it helps keep the food cool.

I kid you not

https://tinyurl.com/386a8wzh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (nIKjK)

92 4 years of ~25% Bidenflation led to a 100% increase in house prices AND taxes and people are surprised that means rent goes up?

Sorry but when you voted for Bidenomics you voted for your rent to increase. You got exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1
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And the available one's have been bought up en masse by out of town corporate, given a lick and a promise, then sold at inflated prices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:00 PM (+UcOf)

93 Probably didn’t help that he also brought in around ten million illegals who needed housing, paid for by the rest of us, which drove supply down and prices up./i]

This is another fun one to get into with leftists who take on "the rent is too damn high" line.

Do you believe immigration is a right? Yes
You understand those people need homes as well? Yes
And you understand increasing demand without increasing supply raises costs right? THAT'S RACIST

As a bonus you can also run down this same thought pattern with leftist complaining their quaint town is becoming a city and they never voted for that....but you did vote for Biden right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

94 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

NERDEEN? Her name is NERDEEN? That alone should be reason to ridicule.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:00 PM (gm+z0)

95 Were these the sam Moslem Delegates stuffing the g strings at the gay leather bar?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (wxsGM)

96
"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.



Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (y9nCu)

97 I'd like to see the US formerly demand the return of Constantinople and western Anatolia to Greece.

Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

I think you have to call the fall of Constantinople just a conquest and not a colonialization. They made the city the capital, not a dependency.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)

98 Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

They have been occupying half of Cyprus for decades but nobody seems to care about that one because it’s Muslims vs Greeks and there are no Jews to blame.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt)

99 NERDEEN? Her name is NERDEEN? That alone should be reason to ridicule.

This kind of thing is unfair. I could write a book with a character named Nerdeen and people would attack me for having a stupid fake name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (nIKjK)

100 88 Sounds like the bears have been eating plenty of otters.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

Ya gotta love a bracket where you can vote for a huge dude named Chunk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (gm+z0)

101 You want to talk slow news day, NBC ran a report on how if you keep your refrigerator and freezer doors closed it helps keep the food cool.
......

Plus, it's good for de erf.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

102 fight to fulfill the promise they elected him on?

[there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
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He's still got that whale prosecutor that's (I think) under indictment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (+UcOf)

103 OT: If you need news Ace, you can get China and the US laughing over Biden's autopen pic together (everyone, including Trump and Xi are laughing)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (tOcjL)

104 They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism.

Euro leftists accuse the USA of colonialism which is just baffling to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (nIKjK)

105 This kind of thing is unfair. I could write a book with a character named Nerdeen and people would attack me for having a stupid fake name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (nIKjK)


I know right?

Also why do people get so mad about sand?

Posted by: George Lucas at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

106 Ya gotta love a bracket where you can vote for a huge dude named Chunk.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Does he do the Truffle Shuffle?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

107 95 Were these the sam Moslem Delegates stuffing the g strings at the gay leather bar?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (wxsGM)

And drinking like fish when they are away from home.

It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

108 Among others, people in Britain and France.



Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (y9nCu)

The locals with perhaps a smidge of Russian support booted them out of most of West Africa a few years back. Even I was shocked at how cheap they were taking Uranium out of there with zero local development. It also blocked a supposed pipeline from Nigeria to the Med for natural gas for Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

109 Islam is a religion designed to make its head a warlord. So of course despots love it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

110 107 95 Were these the sam Moslem Delegates stuffing the g strings at the gay leather bar?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (wxsGM)

And drinking like fish when they are away from home.

It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

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They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I7axw)

111 They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism.

Euro leftists accuse the USA of colonialism which is just baffling to me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (nIKjK)

We did have a colony, the Philippines.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

112 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM


Every day is a slow news day from my perspective. I read a lot of LitRPG webnovels, including of course the System Apocalypse sub-sub-genre. So, every day that goes by without an MMORPG-like System integrating Earth, resulting in monsters spawning and billions of humans dying before they can level their skills enough to protect their neighbors and themselves, is a good day.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (ke3zm)

113 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.



Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM


Great Britain created the state of Israel in 1947 along with a whole nother boatload of bull$hit countries with the British mandate, they own it just like Herr Doktor Frankenstein owned his monster and now they are bitching about their creation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I43vL)

114 Well, it sounds as if between Trump, Javier Millei (sp?) and Bibi, the UN is getting pounded. Good!
Was anybody there to listen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

115 Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The French would have fared better by not treating them as slaves.
*see haiti
they still have African babies digging rare earth minerals

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (+UcOf)

116 108 It also blocked a supposed pipeline from Nigeria to the Med for natural gas for Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

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This was a subplot in an episode of Ted Lasso.

Dear lord that show got fucking political in season 3.

Season 4, about Lasso coaching a women's team, is...shockingly, far less political.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (I7axw)

117 They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.

They are more like sex slave genies.

Honestly Islamic heaven sort of sounds like the Realm of Slaanesh which is funny because Muhammed would have made a great Herald of Khorne

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

118 For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept --

Point taken, but that's just not true. Every empire had colonies. Heck, even minor kingdoms did.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (HeG1i)

119 Ex Sen Sinema's boy toy went nuts trashing her house before police took him away. He's already out. She's building a wall around her property.

Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (LEOpm)

120 They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I7axw)

It is less clear what they get out of raping little boys and goats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (gm+z0)

121 >>>
"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?
Among others, people in Britain and France.


Vietnam applauded most vigorously.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (7uQFL)

122
We did have a colony, the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

Courtesy of Spain.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (dmtbP)

123 122
We did have a colony, the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

Courtesy of Spain.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (dmtbP)

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Named after King Philip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (I7axw)

124 I kid you not

https://tinyurl.com/386a8wzh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (nIKjK)

I guess the retards of today never had a mom or dad who would yell something along the lines of:

“Nothing has changed in that fridge since the last time you looked in there. Close the door, I’m not paying electric bills so you can watch the dew form on the milk jug while you figure out what you want to eat!”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

125 It is less clear what they get out of raping little boys and goats.

One of the many problems I have with Shrub is when he disciplined a soldier for stopping one of our allies from raping a boy...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

126 Ex Sen Sinema's boy toy went nuts trashing her house before police took him away. He's already out. She's building a wall around her property.
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (LEOpm)

RACIST!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:07 PM (N1DT3)

127 We did have a colony, the Philippines.

Technically we took over a Spanish colony, but yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:07 PM (nIKjK)

128 It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

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And the slave girls, don't forget the slaves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (+UcOf)

129 Muslims operating away from "home" act exactly like any other politician who's on a junket and has a fist full of cash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (2Cry5)

130 I've been reading a book about the unhelpful role GB, and to a much lesser extent, France, played in China's Taiping Rebellion. They were primarily interested in protecting their silk, tea, and opium trade, so what's 20-30M dead?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)

131 On hot days I like to stand in front of my open fridge naked.
Call me crazy.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

132 97 I'd like to see the US formerly demand the return of Constantinople and western Anatolia to Greece.

Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

I think you have to call the fall of Constantinople just a conquest and not a colonialization. They made the city the capital, not a dependency.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)

Just call for the rebounding of the Byzantine Empire and be done with it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (dmtbP)

133 I've been reading a book about the unhelpful role GB, and to a much lesser extent, France, played in China's Taiping Rebellion. They were primarily interested in protecting their silk, tea, and opium trade, so what's 20-30M dead?
Posted by: Archimedes

Local crime story.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (YZ0Fo)

134 128 It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

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And the slave girls, don't forget the slaves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (+UcOf)

They all know Mohammed was a degenerate epileptic, but they like the perks, so they stick with it. Hiding women in black baggies is just part of the kink.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (gm+z0)

135 131 On hot days I like to stand in front of my open fridge naked.
Call me crazy.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

Maybe not crazy, but I do pity your lettuce.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (gm+z0)

136 And the slave girls, don't forget the slaves.

I remember seeing a video of some ISIS guys celebrating their victory over the Yazidis.

They'd captured a bunch of women and were deciding how to split them as sex slaves among the group. One guy kept making a big show over giving his share to someone, anyone else.

At first I thought he was doing the normal pompous Arab thing of promising extravagant gifts but I do wonder if he actually had a personal problem with enslaving someone and couldn't think of another way to get out of it.

Or maybe he was gay.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

137 On hot days I like to stand in front of my open fridge naked.
Call me crazy.


Protip: One can achieve the same effect by getting in the pool.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t)

138
Meep! Meep! Hezbollah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (GUILE)

139 134 They all know Mohammed was a degenerate epileptic, but they like the perks, so they stick with it. Hiding women in black baggies is just part of the kink.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (gm+z0)

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"If I even see a woman's eyes, I will rape them."
-rando Muslim on Cueta beach

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (I7axw)

140 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (y9nCu)
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Doubly ironic since both France and the UK are now colonized by the Ummah.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (FZ29D)

141 While I think its a horrible show, Rick and Morty does have one good line:

"Your boos mean nothing to me, I have seen what you cheer"

This is what I think when Muslims complain or walk out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (nIKjK)

142 hey accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism.

Euro leftists accuse the USA of colonialism which is just baffling to me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (nIKjK)

We did have a colony, the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat


The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (7uQFL)

143 A very subtle message. Look at the suit and tie that Trump wore yesterday. Now, look at what Netanyahu is wearing today.

What a coincidence.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (dIske)

144 Whatever happened to the fight Bibi was having with Israel's judiciary? I remember it was a big item maybe 2 years ago?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

145 >>They have been occupying half of Cyprus for decades but nobody seems to care about that one because it’s Muslims vs Greeks and there are no Jews to blame.

Look south from Cyprus. The Leviathan oil field.

George Papadopoulos was one of if not the first casualties of the Russia hoax other than Manafort. He was arrested after a trip to Cyprus and then Israel. He was on Trump's 2016 campaign as an oil and gas expert.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (viF8m)

146 142 The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (7uQFL)

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I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

And one from when he was president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (I7axw)

147 I have shut up so many Pali sympathizers with a simple history lesson.

In 1948, in the middle east, there was a two state solution proposed and executed, one state for the Jews, and one for the Arabs. These two states are called Israel and Jordan. Some Hashemites in Jordan tried to assassinate the king, and were thrown out of the country. Those terrorists are now called palestinians.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (0U5gm)

148 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)

149 The Philippines weren’t all that great as a colony for us. Spent years fighting a revolution there, wanted to get out and use it for nothing but a base, then WWII came along and after that we got out while the getting was good. It was only ever useful as a Naval base and check on Japan and China.

It’s not like we import a whole lot from the Philippines to this day, other than Filipinos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

150 68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.

If they had no connection to Africa, India, or Pakistan they'd be in a much better place right now
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

That doesn’t explain us.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

151 A very subtle message. Look at the suit and tie that Trump wore yesterday. Now, look at what Netanyahu is wearing today.

What a coincidence.


Also coincidental - both Trump and Netanyahu let their BSDs out for their addresses to the UN.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

152 Of those self counted casualties, a disproportionate amount of the deaths are males of military age. And since we know that Hamas routinely killed its own people, there's no proof that some of them were not killed by them. Also note that the Hamas fighters had bomb shelters, and the women, children and old people did not, they were human shields for Hamas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)

153 5 i noodled
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)


Unless you're trained in and practicing jazz, you will likely see more skill progress from intentional practice of actual songs than from aimless noodling.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (ke3zm)

154 149 The Philippines weren’t all that great as a colony for us. Spent years fighting a revolution there, wanted to get out and use it for nothing but a base, then WWII came along and after that we got out while the getting was good. It was only ever useful as a Naval base and check on Japan and China.

It’s not like we import a whole lot from the Philippines to this day, other than Filipinos.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

Indeed, we were to pull the plug on the Philippines in 1944. Which became 1946. Thanks to Japan.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (dmtbP)

155 127 We did have a colony, the Philippines.

The most pro-America spot you can visit on Earth.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

156 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

You'll feel better if you remember that Tillis is gonzo, Murk may well be in her next election, Collins is the best we can do in Maine, and Paul, well, sometimes he's just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

157 The BBC recently did a report on the increase of violence and sexual assaults on women in Gaza. They buried the lede (its being done by palestinian men), of course.

This is the kind of man who becomes a Muslim. Rape, slavery, molestation, beatings, pedophilia, torture, murder, theft, conquest, all not just legal and religiously permissible but encouraged by Islam. Its a thuggish scumbag's dream. Even heaven is eternally raping underage girls who are always a virgin again.

There is such a thing as "toxic masculinity" and Islam built an enire civilization around it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (nIKjK)

158
Named after King Philip.


King Philip the Swishy. He was a mincing ponce.

Not everything mentioned in those two sentences was necessarily true.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:15 PM (GUILE)

159 Is exactly what somebody sitting on a big story would say- probably something involving Sydney Sweeney's breasts.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

What about her flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands? *shrug*.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2026 04:15 PM (oPFtC)

160 148 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)

Do we have 535 CinCs or just one?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:15 PM (dmtbP)

161 I've said this before but doesn't the DOJ have enough seized cocaine to get Murky voting with us?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

162 156 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

You'll feel better if you remember that Tillis is gonzo, Murk may well be in her next election, Collins is the best we can do in Maine, and Paul, well, sometimes he's just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

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Also, the vote is meaningless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (I7axw)

163 142 The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (7uQFL)

Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

164 Israel is a Decolonizer. Kicked the colonizing Muslims out (many kicked themselves out to avoid the coming chaos of the original From the River to the Sea that didn't come to fruition) and kept them out.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (zINbG)

165 Almost all UN members walk out for Benjamin Netanyahu's speech. Netanyahu calls them 'moral cowards'

Who stayed?

Argentina's Milei, to no one's surprise. And probably Ed Sheeran.

He is right on both accounts. They are moral for walking out and coward for not punching him.

It is important for the USA to take note when he spoke about Iran. Saying attacking Iran “was one of the easiest decisions I’ve ever had to make.” Your country flounders while Israel has healthcare, free education… all on your back while you foot the bill for his wars and genocide.

The fact this asshole was allowed to speak is what I have a problem with. Trying to garner the worlds sympathy for a genocide and pretend Israel is “defending itself”, while calling anyone who criticizes them antisemitic ismorally reprehensible.

Sad to see Jews turning from victim into perpetrator.

Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth

He's low key been supporting Hamas for ages to undermine the PA and Palestinian statehood in general. Dude is *awful.*

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)

166
Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (I7axw)

For now....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (+gK6I)

167 165 The fact this asshole was allowed to speak is what I have a problem with. Trying to garner the worlds sympathy for a genocide and pretend Israel is “defending itself”, while calling anyone who criticizes them antisemitic ismorally reprehensible.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)

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Translation:

"10/7 didn't happen, and it's good that it did."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (I7axw)

168 I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

And one from when he was president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

The best I can do is $800.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

169
The Philippines weren’t all that great as a colony for us. Spent years fighting a revolution there, wanted to get out and use it for nothing but a base, then WWII came along and after that we got out while the getting was good.

__________

Actually in 1935 Congress passed a bill to give them their independence in 10 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (eRlcH)

170 166
Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (I7axw)

For now....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (+gK6I)

=========

Would Trump ever sign it?

Would the Senate and House pass it with veto proof majorities?

No.

Seriously, people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (I7axw)

171 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth


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Bullcrap - leftists were cheering on the murderers.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

172 I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

How do you get that fat eating bananas and rice??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (nIKjK)

173
Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.


Many of GB's colonies were acquired because they wanted to have naval support systems in place on the way to India. They wanted India because of textiles and...um...Vindaloo.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

174 150 68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

_____________________________

Rome is another good example.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (dIske)

175 "If I even see a woman's eyes, I will rape them."
-rando Muslim on Cueta beach
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (I7axw)

In a just world people in Ceuta that simply strolled across the border to get there would be mowed down and the Spanish would open fire on the intruders until the guns melt white hot on their mounts.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (dmtbP)

176 168 I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

And one from when he was president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

The best I can do is $800.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

=======

Most presidential signatures aren't that expensive. I inherited these from my grandfather, but the most I ever spent on one was Madison for $500. It's a patent (I looked it up on the patent office's website, it's a type of pilot's wheel for a boat).

Cheapest was Jimmy Carter. $20. He signed a lot of books.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (I7axw)

177 The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM


Don't forget the catholic priests, spain left a bunch there and we sent over another boat load of them when we were gifted the islands. With the exception of the island of mindanao which is nearly 100% muslim most of the rest of the PI is 80% catholic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (I43vL)

178 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth
......

Because everybody loves Hamas so much.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (UjdFS)

179 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth

Yeah, this is lame revisionism The world hated Israel and it just became cool to do so publicly after the Arabs flooded the world with millions to fund it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (nIKjK)

180 Now...Washington or Jefferson or Adams signatures, those really far back and well known...

You're spending thousands of dollars for a single word getting cut out of a letter. The idea of someone cutting up a letter written by Washington to sell in pieces kind of sickens me, but it's common enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (I7axw)

181 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth

Yeah, this is lame revisionism The world hated Israel and it just became cool to do so publicly after the Arabs flooded the world with millions to fund it.


Also, we deserved 9-11!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

182 There is such a thing as "toxic masculinity" and Islam built an enire civilization around it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (nIKjK)

It's all good so long as you lift your ass to heaven five times a day. Can you imagine the smell in those mosques with dudes sniffing each other's asses? It's bad enough at yoga class, but that pose alone would release toxic green clouds of poison.

Might explain the constant rage, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (gm+z0)

183 Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.

Many of GB's colonies were acquired because they wanted to have naval support systems in place on the way to India. They wanted India because of textiles and...um...Vindaloo.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

I'll give you that for the Cape Colony. In the early colonial period they tended to give back colonies taken in wars probably so they could steal them back when they won.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (uhVAy)

184 "Israel should have responded proportionally to 10/7!"

"Okay, so we can kill a few thousand women and children?"

"No! That's not proportional! What would be proportional would be freeing Palestinian terrorists from Israeli prisons for just being innocent freedom fighters who didn't do nothing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (I7axw)

185
BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

_____________________________

Rome is another good example.
Posted by: Orson


Pffft!

-- 20th Century Italy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (GUILE)

186 “Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth“

PM Netanyahu is based AF. A hard nosed realist with no time or tolerance for bullshit. I like him.

Just as I support Israel. A modern day West Berlin - an island of sanity in a sea of insanity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (dmtbP)

187 A handful of fun speeches at the UN this last week:

Trump's was as expected
Bibi's was as expected
Javier Gerardo Milei, however, had the time of his life shitting on the UN.

And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

188 Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)

189 The vid of the guy in the grocery store getting his balls blow off by his exploding pager is a thing of beauty.
Having said that I get a bad feeling that some jihadist is going to try something on 10/7 this year . Hope our intel community is on the ball

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (NGWpV)

190 178 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth
......

Because everybody loves Hamas so much.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (UjdFS)

And Israel gave some much needed love to Hamas commander Mahmoud Abd al-Fattah Awad. He was responsible for 7 woman hostages in tunnels during the war.

The IDF eliminated him this past weekend in airstrikes. Sure hope he is warm enough where he is now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (N39Ws)

191 187 And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

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Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (I7axw)

192 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

193
Yep, things aren't going to change in this state:


Rob Schmitt
@SchmittNYC
·
1h
You could literally run a turd with a (D) next to it in California. What a depressing electorate.

New York Post
@nypost
·
2h
Alarming new poll shows gap widening even further between Steve Hilton and Xavier Becerra https://trib.al/SSblVq5

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

194 Many of GB's colonies were acquired because they wanted to have naval support systems in place on the way to India. They wanted India because of textiles and...um...Vindaloo.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

Bombay Vindaloo?

Posted by: Dream Theater at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (dmtbP)

195 Now...Washington or Jefferson or Adams signatures, those really far back and well known...

You're spending thousands of dollars for a single word getting cut out of a letter. The idea of someone cutting up a letter written by Washington to sell in pieces kind of sickens me, but it's common enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (I7axw)

I remember a bookshop in Chicago having for sale one of the copies of a Vicksburg 'newspaper' begun during the siege by the locals and finished up by Yanks with news that they'd taken the city. It was printed on wallpaper, the frame was double sided glass to show it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

196 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Where's the Gorn?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (l3cgK)

197
They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I7axw)



Shows how fucked up the mohammedans are. It's like they've never even met a teenaged girl, not understanding that one of Ambrose Bierce's definitions of a Witch applies. A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

And they want 72 of these wicked succubi in their bed?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (y9nCu)

198 I have a lesson for the Palistinians.

Shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck out.

The ancient Egyptians, in their language called it Palestine.
The Romans transliterated it to Palestinia. Then the Brits anglicized it into Palestine.
All of it happened, until the Brits, before there was such a thing
as islam.
OK, I'm going to count to three.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (+UcOf)

199 King Phillip's War nearly ended the fledgling colonies that became the United States of America before it even started. And almost nobody knows about it because Hollywood invented Indians in the west.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)

200 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

201 Muslims walked out, but maybe a herd of goats or 12yo English girls they went out for?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

202 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

that was actually a wholly owned operation of the Belgian king himself.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)

203 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

204 Can you hang around for a few minutes while I call my guy? He knows all about this stuff.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

205 150 68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

Actually, Britain had the largest empire known to Man, just 100 years ago.

They fell apart when they STOPPED colonialism. A series of weak monarchs could not hold the empire together... and is probably a cautionary tale about Suicidal Empathy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (mP0Kj)

206 203 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

Well, there is a number to names in Hebrew and Latin...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK)

207 192 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes

Too soon!

Posted by: Congolese Diamond Thief at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (5HGTQ)

208 200 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

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IT WAS $300 BILLION AND IRAN GOT IT THE SECOND THEY SIGNED THE MOU! DIDN'T YOU READ THE MOU?!

I DIDN'T READ IT, BUT I KNOW THAT THERE WERE NO GUARDRAILS OR EXPECTATIONS ABOUT IRAN'S BEHAVIOR IN ORDER TO GET THE $300 BILLION AND IT WAS JUST AN INSTANT WIRE TRANSFER BECAUSE PANICANS ON X WHO ARE NEVER WRONG EXCEPT ALL THE TIMES THAT THEY ARE WRONG TOLD ME SO!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (I7axw)

209 I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

Come again?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gm+z0)

210 207 192 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes

Too soon!

Posted by: Congolese Diamond Thief at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (5HGTQ)

has Michelle Fields chimed in yet?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (l3cgK)

211 Never apologize, Ace.

I think it's a pretty big news day to see Sonny and Candace mocked.

I enjoyed these stories as much as the masked lesbian bar news. The fact that the sole owner is living in her car and working 4 jobs (what I don't know) to keep that place going...welp. Pathetic. One of the other owners quit to go to clown school (I laughed).

Then they turn on themselves at their little zoom meeting, in a calming breath circle around a stripper pole, was reading I enjoyed last night in the NY Post.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (hzuYO)

212 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

213 Fly the overly friendly skies!

Tommy Tuberville: "Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (sgPbN)

214 The Germans got in late and ended up with Namibia. One of the most barren countries in the world. Of course the Germans killed a lot of natives. Very German like

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (NGWpV)

215 Let me tell you about what happens when you're exploring the boundaries of pleasure for eternity.

Posted by: Uncle Frank at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (88C+u)

216
Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (GUILE)

217 191 187 And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

Too busy trying to join the EU.

Check out that idiot Premier Eby in BC. Wanting to take advantage of disarray in his opposition, he called a snap election for Oct 24. Only two years into his term. In his speech opening the election campaign, he mentioned Trump a dozen times and whined about defending Canada’s sovereignty. Hey dummy, what of PM Carney wanting to join the EU? A threat to your sovereignty or nah?

Posted by: Dream Theater at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (dmtbP)

218 200 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A tactical move as part of our strategy of hemispherical independence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (+UcOf)

219 Off sock…

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (dmtbP)

220 Did Canada notice this?
Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

"I think you have a responsibility in these roles to look at extreme tail risk," Carney told the Times. "That's just risk management. That's not a base case, but it would be irresponsible not to" prepare.

Carney is much more comfortable taking it from the EU on one end and the CCP on the other.

I think I’ll start calling him Spitroast Carney from now on.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

221 And Israel gave some much needed love to Hamas commander Mahmoud Abd al-Fattah Awad. He was responsible for 7 woman hostages in tunnels during the war.

The IDF eliminated him this past weekend in airstrikes. Sure hope he is warm enough where he is now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Where all the white women at?!?

Posted by: Zombie Mahmoud Abd al-Fattah Awad at September 24, 2026 04:28 PM (5HGTQ)

222 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (I7axw)
___________________________

American Procurement: Companies must use funds to buy U.S. equipment.

U.S. Contractors: Firms must hire U.S. companies for project execution.

Railways, Pipelines, Ports, Power and digital networks

That's a lot of revenue for US industry.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (dIske)

223 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)
~~~~~

Fiddy fo

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (3ImbR)

224 >>Never apologize, Ace.

Do you know how many times that dick calls me a drug addict?

My mother might be reading this stuff. Probably not but still.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)

225 209 I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

Come again?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gm+z0)

=======

He's playing on the idea that the MOU led to a massive cash transfer to Iran, which people were saying would happen.

What actually happened was the MOU outlined a ceasefire arrangement where Iran acted like a normal country during negotiations, and if they were good, they got unfrozen assets from Gulf States ($12 billion) plus an investment fund of $300 billion to rebuild the country, funded by Gulf states in order to bring the region together economically.

People intentionally misread it while listening to Iranian propaganda that said it immediately transferred the funds the second the MOU was signed.

No funds were ever transferred because Iran was attacking third party ships within 48 hours of the signing, Bessent has just frozen more funds, and not even Saudi Arabia had any idea how the $300 billion would come together.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (I7axw)

226 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM


Pretty sure it was WWI that started the clock ticking on the end of the british empire, WWII just put the last nails in the coffin lid as it were.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (I43vL)

227 Wha? Mandami is all turban and no fuckable goat?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (bX16E)

228
One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)



ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (y9nCu)

229 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip


It was already on the way out. India had had enough of the Brits, and without India, the rest of the empire seems kind of pointless. Mostly, though, the Brits were tired of it all.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

230 203 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

Nothing wrong with a name like ‘54’.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

231 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (nIKjK)

232 Actually, Britain had the largest empire known to Man, just 100 years ago.

They fell apart when they STOPPED colonialism. A series of weak monarchs could not hold the empire together... and is probably a cautionary tale about Suicidal Empathy.

Posted by: Romeo13
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Exactly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (+UcOf)

233 162 156 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

You'll feel better if you remember that Tillis is gonzo, Murk may well be in her next election, Collins is the best we can do in Maine, and Paul, well, sometimes he's just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

======

Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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House is out of session until after the elections. So yeah, meaningless.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)

234 WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip

WWI and WWII. I increasingly see the two as a single conflict, with the Russian Revolution and Civil War part of it as well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

235 King Phillip's War nearly ended the fledgling colonies that became the United States of America before it even started. And almost nobody knows about it because Hollywood invented Indians in the west.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)

Well like most colonial wars, it was a bit dicey at first but once things got organized it was a landslide. Same thing happened when the Military suffered the largest US disaster versus the Indians in Ohio under Washington as President. Aside from a few raids on the new towns on the riverbank areas they could do nothing, and a little bit later "Mad Anthony Wayne" led an expedition towards their homelands. There's a chain of cities and towns that were the Days march forts northward to protect the supply line, and the result of the treaty to end the war was England abandoning its forts in US Territory.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

236 Ah hates mooslims. They all smells like my week-old britches after a Tijuana hoo-haw.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (7Q0e+)

237 233 Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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House is out of session until after the elections. So yeah, meaningless.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)

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And Johnson wouldn't pass it, and Trump wouldn't sign it.

It's Thune allowing GOP senators some independent votes to flaunt to voters back home without affecting anything. And Tillis is an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:31 PM (I7axw)

238 212 WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

The NHS did. The UK decided the government exists to pamper and baby people. Governments that coddle their citizens and promise them a perpetual adolescence can’t do that and have a massive overseas empire.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (dmtbP)

239

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Sen. JOHN FETTERMAN (D-PA) just crossed over and voted with Republicans to DEFEAT the anti-Trump Iran War Powers resolution, 49-50

Thankfully, despite being a Democrat, Fetterman knows being an IRGC apologist is NOT good for America!

Now stop wasting time on these useless votes that don't actually accomplish anything.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

240 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (nIKjK)

Its true enough. And the colony was his private property.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

241 226 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM


Pretty sure it was WWI that started the clock ticking on the end of the british empire, WWII just put the last nails in the coffin lid as it were.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (I43vL)

Balfour Declaration in 1926... declared that all entities of the Brit Empire were equal... which meant self rule of all the ex colonies... which led to the breakup of the empire.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (mP0Kj)

242 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

Nothing wrong with a name like ‘54’.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at

7
-George Costanza

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

243 216
Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (GUILE)

!!! "Mexicans get get pretty fucking brown in the summer!!!"

Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (gm+z0)

244 nd Johnson wouldn't pass it, and Trump wouldn't sign it.

It's Thune allowing GOP senators some independent votes to flaunt to voters back home without affecting anything. And Tillis is an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:31 PM (I7axw)

Okay, okay I get it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (+gK6I)

245 231 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think it is more to the point that the Belgians did not stop the tribal groups from killing each other and opening up transportation routes simply made that easier to kill the other tribes. Same issue in Rwanda even recently, the Belgian troops stood aside and let the Hutus do the Tutsis until the Tutsis kicked Hutu asses and reassumed control of Rwanda.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)

246 Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

Yeah she's had her fill of ungrateful and cheating Indian and Pakistani clients. Hard to blame her, based on what she lists off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (nIKjK)

247 244 nd Johnson wouldn't pass it, and Trump wouldn't sign it.

It's Thune allowing GOP senators some independent votes to flaunt to voters back home without affecting anything. And Tillis is an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:31 PM (I7axw)

Okay, okay I get it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (+gK6I)

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That's an explanation for like 99% of GOP crossing the aisles votes at this point.

The final 1% are Murkowski is just a Democrat and retiring GOP senators are assholes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:33 PM (I7axw)

248 Video killed the radio star.

Posted by: The Buggles at September 24, 2026 04:33 PM (UjdFS)

249 7
-George Costanza


"thats GENIUS!!"
--writers of Stranger Things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (nIKjK)

250 212 WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

The NHS did. The UK decided the government exists to pamper and baby people. Governments that coddle their citizens and promise them a perpetual adolescence can’t do that and have a massive overseas empire.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (dmtbP)

They were pretty exhausted by the wars, but embracing Euro-Socialism was what kept them from getting better after the wars. NHS was a symptom of that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

251 248 Video killed the radio star.
Posted by: The Buggles at September 24, 2026 04:33 PM (UjdFS)

________________________

Hormones

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)

252 The UK had to make a choice in the late 1940s - India and the rest of the colonies, which were expensive to maintain, or socialism at home with free healthcare and all of the rest of the welfare state.

They chose socialism and now they are being colonized by their former colonies.

I’d say there is a lesson in there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (6ydKt)

253 Video killed the radio star.

Video didn't kill the radio star, but it killed the ugly musician star:/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (nIKjK)

254 And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Canada is working on a deal with the EU for a subsidized purchase of genuine Danish Butter Cookies on a scale the world has never seen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)

255 Twas beauty that killed the beast.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

256
Canada is working on a deal with the EU for a subsidized purchase of genuine Danish Butter Cookies on a scale the world has never seen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (+gK6I)

257 Yeah she's had her fill of ungrateful and cheating Indian and Pakistani clients. Hard to blame her, based on what she lists off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (nIKjK)

"And they smell! A little spray now and then...."

Lol

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (gm+z0)

258 Well like most colonial wars, it was a bit dicey at first but once things got organized it was a landslide. Same thing happened when the Military suffered the largest US disaster versus the Indians in Ohio under Washington as President.

Yea, but there was no Washington. He wasn't even born yet.

There were just a bunch of colonial outposts. If it hadn't been for the Mohawks we'd all be speaking Narragansett. Or worse, English.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (viF8m)

259 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think it is more to the point that the Belgians did not stop the tribal groups from killing each other and opening up transportation routes simply made that easier to kill the other tribes. Same issue in Rwanda even recently, the Belgian troops stood aside and let the Hutus do the Tutsis until the Tutsis kicked Hutu asses and reassumed control of Rwanda.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)

I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

260 214 The Germans got in late and ended up with Namibia. One of the most barren countries in the world. Of course the Germans killed a lot of natives. Very German like
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The native Askari under General Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck were incredibly effective in WWI. Grok's summary:

Lettow-Vorbeck’s force only surrendered on 25 November 1918 after learning of the Armistice, still intact with roughly 155 Europeans, 1,168 Askari, and thousands of followers. They never received meaningful resupply from Germany and tied down an estimated 300,000 Allied troops over the course of the war while remaining undefeated in the field.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (5HGTQ)

261 255 Twas beauty that killed the beast.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

Ya gotz a gun named Beauty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

262 It was already on the way out. India had had enough of the Brits, and without India, the rest of the empire seems kind of pointless. Mostly, though, the Brits were tired of it all.

Posted by: Archimedes
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Leadership degenerated; They forgot how to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (+UcOf)

263 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason

Leopold II. He was a good guy, except for all the left hands he hacked off the natives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:37 PM (guGkK)

264 Ya gotz a gun named Beauty?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

Had. Horrible canoe accident.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:37 PM (gm+z0)

265 They were pretty exhausted by the wars, but embracing Euro-Socialism was what kept them from getting better after the wars. NHS was a symptom of that.
Posted by: Oldcat

It's all basic human rights! I want perpetual childhood, with all my needs and wants provided, and no responsibilities!!!!

Posted by: American DSA members at September 24, 2026 04:37 PM (5HGTQ)

266 Canada is working on a deal with the EU for a subsidized purchase of genuine Danish Butter Cookies on a scale the world has never seen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)
____________________

Dirty little secret. Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA....and good grief, the videos of their cooking facilities is horrendous. You can see rodents running around in the "kitchens".

So, as the holiday approaches...always look at the small print on those tins. If it says India...put it back in the stack. Also, they might list the import company (which is a place down in Maryland with some Americanized name). In short, do some homework before buying those things....or you have a shot at the plague.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (dIske)

267 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


Sounds like a lot of walking. Healthy activity. I'm sure most of the delegates could benefit from that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (vJrRc)

268
Ya gotz a gun named Beauty?

Posted by: Romeo13
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Beauty is a metaphor for a stupid distraction. A shiny thing.
A trinket.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (+UcOf)

269 I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.

Yeah I am not gonna say the guy was good or that nobody was killed but they claim its the biggest genocide in human history, the number gets bigger every time they tell the tale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (nIKjK)

270 the detail i find the most interesting is the m00hamedans going to water over Israel yet when china was making organ donors out of the Ughars not a peep out of the world

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (jrgJz)

271
WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip

WWI and WWII. I increasingly see the two as a single conflict, with the Russian Revolution and Civil War part of it as well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)



And the Franco-Prussian War. Three campaigns in the Great German War of Unification. The Limeys and Slavs got dragged in (willingly) in 1914, but it all came down to deciding the place of the German-speaking people in Europe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (y9nCu)

272 253 Video killed the radio star.

Video didn't kill the radio star, but it killed the ugly musician star:/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (nIKjK)

Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

You can have UGLY Rockstars, as long as there are Hawt Womenz in the videos.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

273 There were just a bunch of colonial outposts. If it hadn't been for the Mohawks we'd all be speaking Narragansett. Or worse, English.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (viF8m)

They had guns and forts, and could replenish their ammo. Once the colonial towns, which had walls, organized their militias it was all over but chasing down the other side.

I even have a wargame of the war

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

274 Takes another shot of Jeppson's Malort. Any liquor.whose motto is These Pants Won't Shit Themselves is.a.necessary tonic in these trying times.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (bX16E)

275 Dirty little secret. Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA

Wait, you get cookies in those things? I thought they were just sewing kits

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (nIKjK)

276
They were pretty exhausted by the wars, but embracing Euro-Socialism was what kept them from getting better after the wars. NHS was a symptom of that.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

___________

Correlli Barnett wrote a series of books on the subject. British industry was already uncompetitive before the war. Instead of ditching the unsustainable pretense of being a great power and investing in improving their industries, they indulged in the NHS, nationalization and housing, while Germany rebuilt rapidly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (eRlcH)

277 Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

Lemmy from Motorhead was one of the ugliest men alive too. There were exceptions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (nIKjK)

278 Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (GUILE)
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She speaks the truth. I've met a handful of Indians that I don't mind, but as a group I'd rather they all fuck off and go shit in the streets of Mumbai.

They are notoriously cheap and conniving, and they will take any opportunity to fuck over people their shitty-ass ingrained caste system bullshit tells them they are "superior" to. Their culture sucks. Don't get me started on the quality of "work" they do.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (oqH4h)

279 FUN FACT: The conditions in the Belgian Congo were so bad that they sparked the first large scale humanitarian activist campaigns ever to hit the mass media.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (guGkK)

280 Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA....and good grief, the videos of their cooking facilities is horrendous. You can see rodents running around in the "kitchens".


I'm pretty sure that the video which purported to show the Indian manufacture of danish butter cookies was not of danish butter cookies, but of something for a local festival.

You do have to look for danish "butter" cookies made with butter flavoring, instead of butter, though.

Whoever thought that was a good idea used the same Butter flavor as they put on movie theater popcorn. Which is fine on popcorn, but is utterly wrong in Danish butter cookies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (vJrRc)

281 I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.
Posted by: Oldcat

Mortimer Dalrymple and Kim DuToit would disagree with you regarding Africa. Basically all the colonial powers could do given the disparity of numbers is pick and choose which tribe was the least dysfunctional and the least likely to try to massacre the colonials. And they used that tribe to keep the others at bay.

Asian colonies did not have the same dysfunctional tribal system that Africa did with the barbarians on the periphery of settled cities. In Africa, it was everywhere. A quick glance at colonies regressing after independence or the fall of Rhodesia and South Africa makes clear that African tribalism is not conducive to good governance. Latin America, Asia, etc. have problems but not to that extent.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

282 >>I even have a wargame of the war

Check out the Great Swamp Fight. It's right next door.

Rhode Island was basically a war zone.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (viF8m)

283
Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

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I love the way she "won't name the nationality" and then does this dead-on imitation of pajeets.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

284 Lettow-Vorbeck was awesome. He despised Hitler, but he was such a hero in Germany that Hitler didn’t dare touch him.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

285 So, give the Indian Danish Butter Cookies to the people you hate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (guGkK)

286 Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

Posted by: Romeo13
_________

And Rick Okasek.
And Tom Petty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (XvL8K)

287 Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

You can have UGLY Rockstars, as long as there are Hawt Womenz in the videos.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
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You can be ugly, you just have to be good and above all, COOL. ZZ Top was fucking cool.

There is a long line of pug-ugly musicians that women still soaked their drawers over.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

288
FUN FACT: The conditions in the Belgian Congo were so bad that they sparked the first large scale humanitarian activist campaigns ever to hit the mass media.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (guGkK)

___________

Led by Sir Roger Casement, who would later be executed by the Brits for his role in the Irish Rebellion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:43 PM (eRlcH)

289 I love the way she "won't name the nationality" and then does this dead-on imitation of pajeets.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I was cracking up at her impressions.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

290 I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.
Posted by: Oldcat

Mortimer Dalrymple and Kim DuToit would disagree with you regarding Africa. Basically all the colonial powers could do given the disparity of numbers is pick and choose which tribe was the least dysfunctional and the least likely to try to massacre the colonials. And they used that tribe to keep the others at bay.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

This is hardly unique, all colonialists need local support. You just need to have your locals be less atrocity prone, if they indeed did it "unbeknownst" to you.

It wouldn't be the first time a king put a butcher in charge of an unruly district, let him run wild then have him executed for 'oppressing the citizenry'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

291 Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

Real problem with colonial Africa was malaria and disease.

It was almost ungovernable because Euro Whites mostly could not survive there... so it became Pick a Tribe Lotto.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (mP0Kj)

292 239

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Sen. JOHN FETTERMAN (D-PA) just crossed over and voted with Republicans to DEFEAT the anti-Trump Iran War Powers resolution, 49-50

Thankfully, despite being a Democrat, Fetterman knows being an IRGC apologist is NOT good for America!

Now stop wasting time on these useless votes that don't actually accomplish anything.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

So our elected officials can vote repeatedly on this stupid issue - even when it is guaranteed to fail -- yet we can't get the SAVE act vote?

Right. Vote harder.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

293 242 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)
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LIV is married to LX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (+UcOf)

294 293 242 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)
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LIV is married to LX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (+UcOf)

And Chinese President XI?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (mP0Kj)

295 Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

Posted by: SpeakingOf


You know what he should do? He should start fortifying Canada's southern border to stymie a ground invasion.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (vJrRc)

296 Casement was executed for being a fag.

Don’t get me wrong. He did some positive things. But his faggoness got him killed. Well, that his sucking Imperial German dick.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

297 292 So our elected officials can vote repeatedly on this stupid issue - even when it is guaranteed to fail -- yet we can't get the SAVE act vote?

Right. Vote harder.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

========

In a majority of 53, with Senators like Murkowski (Democrat), Tillis (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Mitch (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cassidy (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cornyn (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), and Ernst (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), how do you convince a majority of the whole chamber to vote for the SAVE Act?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (I7axw)

298 Everywhere Islam expanded it did it by the sword.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

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Not today, they are spreading with the connivance of socialists who don't seem to remember what happened in Iran after they brought back ayatollah.

Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (ZNpJk)

299 I'm pretty sure that the video which purported to show the Indian manufacture of danish butter cookies was not of danish butter cookies, but of something for a local festival.

FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (vJrRc)


First the technique:

https://tinyurl.com/ms5xxcjs


Now the proof:

https://tinyurl.com/mt2zpyh3

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (dIske)

300 Dirty little secret. Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA

We like to call those "future Brits". Indians make the best British citizens, you know.

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (5HGTQ)

301 The moslams lie.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (4w69i)

302 Namibia?
Just you wait until the Germans figure out how to turn sand into gold bullion and seal rookeries into canned tuna.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (UjdFS)

303 A little off topic, but Democrats do not infuriate me like spineless GOP weasels trying to jump ship again. Just like 2016, 2020, and 2024

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (AOZtW)

304 I'm pretty sure that the video which purported to show the Indian manufacture of danish butter cookies was not of danish butter cookies, but of something for a local festival.

Probably the annual Typhus Festival.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (guGkK)

305 Danish butter cookies taste like crap, and I am part Danish. I don't know why people buy them, can't you get a block of sand to chew on for cheaper?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (nIKjK)

306 What a traitor Rich Baris has become

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (AOZtW)

307 Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

You know what he should do? He should start fortifying Canada's southern border to stymie a ground invasion.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (vJrRc)

I read an article on the war plans of Canada versus the US and the US versus Canada between WWI and WWII. the Canadian one was some raids down various river basins in the East and West, but even when they had a well set up Army they knew they couldn't do much. Now? Pfft.

Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

308 IT'S OFFICIAL: Sen. JOHN FETTERMAN (D-PA) just crossed over and voted with Republicans to DEFEAT the anti-Trump Iran War Powers resolution, 49-50

You ask for a miracle, Ace, on a slow news day?

Posted by: Hans Gruber at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (5HGTQ)

309 A little off topic, but Democrats do not infuriate me like spineless GOP weasels trying to jump ship again. Just like 2016, 2020, and 2024
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (AOZtW)

Traitors first before the enemy. Always a good rule.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

310 Anyone interested in a snippet of colonial Africa should read "Three Sips of Gin" by Tim Bax.

That dude saw some SHIT and managed to write a book that takes some harrowing experiences and present them in a wildly light-hearted manner. Highly recommend.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:50 PM (oqH4h)

311 Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.

Yeah it gives guys warming chairs in the Pentagon something to do all day

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (nIKjK)

312 You aren't voting for Mitch, the Coke Bear and useless pieces of shit. You are voting against limp dick idiots like Sid, Paul and Abdul.

Our team mostly sucks and won't do shit we want. The other side wants us dead.

Go vote. Let's stay alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

313 One time, entering Canada, the CBSA was giving me a good grilling. One agent asked what I did for a living. “I’m in the Air Force”. She demanded to know what I did for them. “I’m a logistics officer.” She demanded to know that that was. So I explained, finishing off with an explanation of logistics plans, closing with “I can plan the invasion of Canada in the back of an envelope.”

I got a six month visa in my passport for the trouble. So she couldn’t have been that pissed off.

With the idiot PM Carney in power? I might not make the same comment… : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (dmtbP)

314 In a majority of 53, with Senators like Murkowski (Democrat), Tillis (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Mitch (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cassidy (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cornyn (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), and Ernst (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), how do you convince a majority of the whole chamber to vote for the SAVE Act?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (I7axw)

you tell them you will hound them to the ends of the earth unless some of them do. If they do, they get some benefits. It's called log-rolling, old as the hills.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (uhVAy)

315 We like to call those "future Brits". Indians make the best British citizens, you know.

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM


They certainly made the best citizens during the fighting in the early parts of the North African campaign during WWII. Colonial troops (Indian, Australia and New Zealand, East Africa and others) outnumbered actual British units until about 1943 in north africa.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (I43vL)

316 ___________

Correlli Barnett wrote a series of books on the subject. British industry was already uncompetitive before the war. Instead of ditching the unsustainable pretense of being a great power and investing in improving their industries, they indulged in the NHS, nationalization and housing, while Germany rebuilt rapidly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
--------

They forgot how they got there.
Degenerative leadership.
Eisenhower, Kenedy, LBJ, Nixon, Carter, *Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden, Clinton.

*see my link on Reagan. He was for the exportation of US jobs and importing cheaper foreign goods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (+UcOf)

317 312 You aren't voting for Mitch, the Coke Bear and useless pieces of shit. You are voting against limp dick idiots like Sid, Paul and Abdul.

Our team mostly sucks and won't do shit we want. The other side wants us dead.

Go vote. Let's stay alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

Truth, and this IS a turnout election. We can’t be lazy either.

First thing I am doing after the MoMe is early voting at the county courthouse.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (dmtbP)

318 310 Anyone interested in a snippet of colonial Africa should read "Three Sips of Gin" by Tim Bax.

That dude saw some SHIT and managed to write a book that takes some harrowing experiences and present them in a wildly light-hearted manner. Highly recommend.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:50 PM (oqH4h)
____________________________

I wonder how many people are aware of the over 250 Canadian Mining operations in Africa currently. There have been numerous accusations of confiscating water supplies, destroying private farmland, and even indentured servitude of residents.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (dIske)

319 There is a long line of pug-ugly musicians that women still soaked their drawers over.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

This is about Steven Tyler, isn't it? He made a particularly ugly elf as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (gm+z0)

320 Anyone interested in a snippet of colonial Africa should read "Three Sips of Gin" by Tim Bax

While listening to "Rhodesians Never Die" in the background, on loop.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (5HGTQ)

321 So when do we get the Hagia Sophia back if colonization is so terrible?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (ZOv7s)

322 309. Spot on Old cat. FOX and any Red State Rino just makes me vomit

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (AOZtW)

323 Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.


This is funny since the Salvation army, on an off day, could kick Canada's ass right now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (N39Ws)

324 I will walk over broken glass to vote, even though I sadly live in a Blue State.

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:54 PM (AOZtW)

325 So when do we get the Hagia Sophia back if colonization is so terrible?So when do we get the Hagia Sophia back if colonization is so terrible?

Shhh you're not supposed to notice Arabic colonization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:55 PM (nIKjK)

326 Wait until a Russian Sub is spotted near Vancouver. Carney will shit his pants , and wail for the US Navy

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (AOZtW)

327 The thing is, every ugly musician you can name had a career established before MTV. New acts didn't have much of a shot once video took over. Cute acts could have a career despite being pretty bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (nIKjK)

328
Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

__________

It's a useful exercise for staff officers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (eRlcH)

329 Pre WWII, we had war plan Red (UK and Canada), Orange (Japan), Gold (France), Black(German Empire), Green (Mexico)...and dozens of others.

As we got closer they combined them into Rainbow with a few variants depending on the real situation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)

330 Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)
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It isn't even the contingency thing, it's that to plan you have to have practice. Because people get their noses out of joint, we now do plans against "zombies" and of course that is breathlessly report as if it's a real thing.

Journalists are so stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)

331 Shhh you're not supposed to notice Arabic colonization.

Arabic? We're TURKS.

Posted by: The Ottomans at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)

332
Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

___________

The Gun Thread can overrun Canada.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (eRlcH)

333 Go vote. Let's stay alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

Truth, and this IS a turnout election. We can’t be lazy either.

First thing I am doing after the MoMe is early voting at the county courthouse.

Posted by: Cow Demon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (+UcOf)

334 314, You tell them no family or friend will get a gubmint job or contract, until at least Jan 2029. No lobbying either

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (AOZtW)

335 303 A little off topic, but Democrats do not infuriate me like spineless GOP weasels trying to jump ship again. Just like 2016, 2020, and 2024
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (AOZtW)

I stopped at Murkowski's booth at the State Fair this year. I asked the ladies there if Lisa still considered herself a Republican, since she always sides with the democrats. They said, of course she does, she has always been a Republican. I asked how that squared with the Alaska Republican Party kicking her out over the Joe Miller fiasco. I believe the answer involved, "Have a nice day."

She doesn't hide it. She is a selfish, miserable scrunt.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (gm+z0)

336 "The Grim Beeper". I like that.

Nice post right after listening to Wanda Jackson's "Fujiyama Mama" for the first time. I liked that, too.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)

337 This is funny since the Salvation army, on an off day, could kick Canada's ass right now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (N39Ws)
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This is also old news. It was spun up when the Liberals were going all Elbows Up to rally Anti-American hate.

That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)

338 The Gun Thread can overrun Canada.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (eRlcH)


MoMee Group Center will lead the attack on Ottawa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK)

339 The Socialists killed Britain empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

340 *see my link on Reagan. He was for the exportation of US jobs and importing cheaper foreign goods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (+UcOf)

You want America to be a hermetically sealed autarky. If the country is impoverished, so be it.

I like having the choice of evil foreign goods. Competition is good I also like that evil foreigners come over here and employ our people. The BMWs you see on the road were most likely made in SC, for example.

I also refuse to live in intense FEAR of the Outside World. I see danger there but also vast opportunity.

By the way, if you want more jobs here, government has to be more business friendly, and the schools you pay extortionate funds for should crank out literate people who can add and subtract, and maybe not focus so much on who or what they fuck. And US companies should make quality goods. You’ll never see me wearing anything other than New Balance. For a reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (dmtbP)

341 That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.

It could work. Do they have kitchen utensils?

Posted by: The Imperial Japanese Army at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (guGkK)

342 They certainly made the best citizens during the fighting in the early parts of the North African campaign during WWII. Colonial troops (Indian, Australia and New Zealand, East Africa and others) outnumbered actual British units until about 1943 in north africa.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (I43vL)

In WWI, the colonial troops were pretty much the elite which was why they were out front in some of the nastiest operations that went badly. Most UK divisions were not too noteworthy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

343 Von Lettow- Vorbeck fought in East Africa and drove the Brits crazy. In the 30s when Hitler asked him to run the military he said no . After he died a reporter cashed his nephew if it was true that he told Hitler to go fuck himself. The nephew said " yes, but it was probably less polite '

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (NGWpV)

344 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

345 MoMee Group Center will lead the attack on Ottawa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK)

That's a long march from Corsicana. Probably better get Pete Bog on the chuckwagon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (gm+z0)

346 This is also old news. It was spun up when the Liberals were going all Elbows Up to rally Anti-American hate.

That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)

I badly wanted that idiot BC Premier Eby to roadblock the ALCAN. He threatened to do that soon after Trump 2.0 began. That would have been fun to watch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (dmtbP)

347 That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.

It could work. Do they have kitchen utensils?
Posted by: The Imperial Japanese Army at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (guGk

if you 'fade' into the wilderness in Canada, well we can just leave you there to starve. There's a reason something like 90 percent of the country lives within 100 miles of the US border.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

348 You want America to be a hermetically sealed autarky. If the country is impoverished, so be it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (dmtbP)
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I think this is a false dichotomy. We can be a player in the global markets while maintaining our autonomy and also not deliberately outsourcing all of our manufacturing to foreign shores and then allowing those shitty products to undercut everything made at home.

We also don't have to allow unfettered access to our huge consumer market without tariffs or fees out of the goodness of our hearts. Cheap TVs don't make a lasting nation.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (oqH4h)

349 MoMee Group Center will lead the attack on Ottawa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK)


Group NorthEast can do overwatch. We are fat and slow, but we can shoot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (k5CNB)

350 We also don't have to allow unfettered access to our huge consumer market without tariffs or fees out of the goodness of our hearts. Cheap TVs don't make a lasting nation.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (oqH4h)

you also want to protect / keep alive production you need for defense and national survival like farms.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

351 you also want to protect / keep alive production you need for defense and national survival like farms.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)


This is vital, and something that President Trump understands. There is a reason that JP Morgan is directing something like $1T in investments to their Strategic Resiliency group. And BofA has something similar (but smaller).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (k5CNB)

352 fuck. And US companies should make quality goods. You’ll never see me wearing anything other than New Balance. For a reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon
---

You didn't look at the clip did you?
Where have I said America only?
You make much noise and straw men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (+UcOf)

353 IMHO Israel has replaced Britain as the weaker but still useful main ally of American interests. Which is why the anti-American contingent both here and abroad bashes them 24\7.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (3/XaG)

Did Sonny Hostin Lie About Being the Holdout Juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park Case?

Earlier this week, Sonny Hostin bragged that she was the lone holdout that allowed the literal cannibal killer called "The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park" -- a man who murdered someone and then cut up the body and gave it to homeless people to eat to dispose of the evidence -- to beat a murder rap.

But now it emerges that she was not the holdout juror -- an unemployed man was.


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Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet


This is the funniest thing on the internet this morning.

Turns out Sunny Hostin was lying about being the lone holdout juror who got The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park off on murder charges.

The holdout was an unemployed guy who wanted the $15/day juror stipend to continue, and Hostin is quoted as being upset he got off:

"He knew what he was doing."

Earth to Sunny, the truth makes you look far better than the lie!

Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew

1h

Unreal. This should drive her off the program.

She blatantly lied about her role as a juror in this case.

She claimed she was a holdout juror who convinced the other 11 who wanted to convict to change their minds.

But this article written at the time reveals her to be lying.

Grok confirms her true name prior to changing it was "Asunción Cummings."

Nicolas Fondacaro of MRC says the evidence isn't as clear as that NY Daily News article makes it seem. He says that Sonny Hostin was reported by one outlet as being one of the two holdout jurors.

But... even so, she would not be the lone holdout as she says, and also, it seems that the unemployed man was the main holdout, and if she eventually voted with him, it was just to reach a "compromise" with him.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:34 PM




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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (KWbVO)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

3 NOOD has been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

4 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (53oGX)

5 She spews TRUTH over FACTS!!!!


What's YOUR truth?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)

6 Did Sonny Hostin Lie About Being the Holdout Juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park Case?

She was there! I saw her from Iraq while I was dodging bullets.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (l3cgK)

7 SPONGE!
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (53oGX)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)

8 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU)

9 Alternate title: Attention Whore Whores for Attention; Gets Busted Being a Whore

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

10 She lied???
Imagine my surprise.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (2WIwB)

11 This weaksauce story (annoyingly) popped up on my feed while I was away.

I paid little attention to it, but my instant reaction was that this cunt was 100% full of shit, and that it would be exposed quickly.

Gee, it turns out I was right.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

12 not the holdout juror

Her mouth was moving again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (NnhvP)

13 I got nuthin' on this topic.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (ZxPkt)

14 When you think about it, aren't we ALL holdout jurors in a famous cannibal murder case? In our own way?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (YWUqf)

15 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU)

Because she can.

Posted by: And it gets attention at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

16 I've never listened to one second of CandyO, nor SunnyH. I must be racist. Or a misogynist. Or both.

Posted by: Beneath Contempt at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (Fn+3X)

17 In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

18 Raise your hand if you were caught lying publicly and kept your job.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (KWbVO)

19 Did Sonny Hostin Lie

Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (sIUuR)

20 I can't keep all these media hacktards straight.

Which one is Sunny Owens and which is Candy Hostin?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (GD2xa)

21 Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
1h

Unreal. This should drive her off the program.


—-

I wouldn’t bet any real money on that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (6ydKt)

22 a hat tip maychance?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)

23 Why lie about it? Is she (and the rest of that coven) so desperate for LIKES and audience approval that they will say anything? I she selling the words out of her mouth for a nice paycheck? Does that make her an actress or a whore?
Ya know, I just don't care.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)

24 Her lips are moving so its a given that she's lying.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Q/FnY)

25 Did she think no one would check?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2UnvF)

26 I taught Elvis how to gyrate.

Posted by: Forest Gump at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (wVcYX)

27 Rakowitz was a lovely fellow. Fed the homeless, don't you know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (NGWpV)

28 23 Why lie about it? Is she (and the rest of that coven) so desperate for LIKES and audience approval that they will say anything? I she selling the words out of her mouth for a nice paycheck? Does that make her an actress or a whore?
Ya know, I just don't care.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)

Actresses and whores...the difference is sometimes the amount of money they'll ask for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

29 Raise your hand if you were caught lying publicly and kept your job.

::Raises hand::

Posted by: Every Democrat Everywhere at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (vRYMt)

30 Why lie about it?

this is the question I asked this morning.

why lie? it can be checked?

I think they live in fantasy land. she made up a story in her head with part reality and part fiction but to her it's all real

it's bizarre

Diogenes if anyone should understand why people act like this, it's probably you

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)

31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU)

32 24 Her lips are moving so its a given that she's lying.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Q/FnY)

Even Kumala Whorris?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

33 I guess negative attention to an attention whore is still attention for an attention whore.

Posted by: nckate at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (enNUy)

34 31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU)

To many dirty judges, DAs, cops...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)

35 21 Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
1h

Unreal. This should drive her off the program.

Why? The whole show is lies and propaganda.

Posted by: It's not like they trade in truth and integrity at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

36 In the clip she boasts of being cited in the NYT. I've been quoted in the Times also, back when it was a real newspaper.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (bX16E)

37 "Nicolas Fondacaro of MRC says the evidence isn't as clear as that NY Daily News article makes it seem. He says that Sonny Hostin was reported by one outlet as being one of the two holdout jurors."

I read the link. What she said at the time was this:

We don't think he intended to kill her," said a juror, Asuncion Cummings [Sonny Hostin]. "But once he did, he dismembered her body in an effort to commit the perfect crime."

That statement has nothing to do with any insanity defense. She's basically saying he knew exactly what he was doing, but guilty of some lesser offense than murder. Even if she was holding out on that basis, she's still lying now by claiming she was holding out because he was legally insane.

Bottom line: Stank Bitch Speaketh With Forked Tongue.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

38 I got nuthin' on this topic.
Posted by: Don Black

It's overrated, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

39 Breaking. Oxford English Dictionary has made holdout juror in a cannibal murder case the 2026 Word of the Year.

Holdout Juror In a Cannibal Murder Case (n)
A person who remembers the past fondly and accurately and also as a "teachable moment"

ex.
1. This cereal is so good it reminds me of the time I was a holdout juror in a cannibal murder case.°

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (YWUqf)

40 Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (TN0g+)

41 In the clip she boasts of being cited in the NYT. I've been quoted in the Times also, back when it was a real newspaper.

I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU)

42 All the leftists on TV are going to turn into the embellishment guy from Saturday Night Live, aren't they.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

43 Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather, Hardbitten Newsman at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

44 Was she even on the jury? Or in town for the trial?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)

45 Kind of sucks. Everyone gets to sit in on all these sensational jury pools and the only time I sat on a jury was for some lady who was siphoning funds from a used car dealer. The trial was without sesationalism, however. She cried so hard the top row of her false teeth skirted out and slid off the table.

Let this be a lesson, everyone. Don't do Meth.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:46 PM (dIske)

46 Leftist want so badly to be evil that they lie and pretend to be evil, even when they're good.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)

47 The holdout was an unemployed guy who wanted the $15/day juror stipend to continue,

Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!

Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)

48 I have only been on two juries that concluded. A third started then settled. One was a case where someone got into a car accident and missed a bunch of work, and one was a dad molesting his daughter. That second one was really tough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (KyEAU)

49
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)



FREE MY WILLY!

Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

50 Did she think no one would check?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2UnvF) .

The Left lies about checkable shit every waking breath. They never apologize, never back down, and what's more they never stop repeating the lie.

Why do we think this is new? This is now a National Conversation and that is literally the only thing that matters to them.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (YWUqf)

51 I was interviewed on TV as a volunteer working on building a city children's park.

I was very pleased that they edited out 90% of my idiotic comments before the broadcast and kept me from looking like a special needs kid.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (4NO2D)

52 39 Breaking. Oxford English Dictionary has made holdout juror in a cannibal murder case the 2026 Word of the Year.

Holdout Juror In a Cannibal Murder Case (n)
A person who remembers the past fondly and accurately and also as a "teachable moment"

ex.
1. This cereal is so good it reminds me of the time I was a holdout juror in a cannibal murder case.°

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (YWUqf)

I could see that added to Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)

53 Why is Sunny Hostin lying about being the hold out juror?

Lying is safer. Telling an unguarded truth can get them in trouble.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (3s43i)

54 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too.

It will go out 10/24, though.

I have something else for 10/3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (I7axw)

55 Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (TN0g+)

That's literally what she makes millions a year to do.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (YWUqf)

56 Speaking about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood from the precious thread...combining it with my squirrel thoughts on the Butcher of Tompkins Park...

Looked up what happened to the Butcher of Tompkins... found not guilty by reason of insanity for the 1989 murder and dismemberment. A jury in 2004 found him no longer dangerous, but a judge, thank heavens, ruled he still suffers from a dangerous mental disorder and requires continued retention, and he still remains under institutionalized psychiatric care. Hopefully for life.

What if the judge was an activist and said he was cured? He would be free now.

One of the Manson cult chicks found guilty was eventually let free.

Andrea Yates could petition to be set free, but she apparently chooses to stay in the facility and waives her right to a sanity review.

All murderers, serial killers, baby killers, human butchers are clearly insane. At what point do woke feminist Karens say yes, they're insane, but also incredibly guilty? To protect society, lock them up? That's no longer the default due to activism. I feel like the Clancy case eroded that, and more and more evil psychopaths will go free.

Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7)

57 I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU)

So 20 years ago.

Posted by: BREAKING NEWS at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (nvKZ7)

58 Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
-----

In our defense, the plane was full.

Posted by: United Airlines at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (TN0g+)

59 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too

dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)

60 49
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)


FREE MY WILLY!

Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

Free Willy Returns!

Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (l3cgK)

61 34 31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU)
__________________________________

Do you think she said that for good reasons, or to protect her own posterior relative to the case she said she sat on? Keep in mind, someone with that sort of ego would think she's relevant in that regard despite how long ago it occurred.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

62 Got called as a witness in a drunk driving case once. The guy pled out just before the trial was going to start.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (iIyc0)

63 Hostin's a legend, in her own mind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (2Cry5)

64 62 Got called as a witness in a drunk driving case once. The guy pled out just before the trial was going to start.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (iIyc0)

I initially misread that as "The guy bled out"...

Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)

65 Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)


FREE MY WILLY!
Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

That really was the actual me on screen.

Posted by: Mr. Long Dong Silver, retired at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (wVcYX)

66 59 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too

dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)

=======

Hammer time fills me with rhythm, man. When you talkin' 'bout the Hammer, you're talkin' 'bout a show that's hyped and tight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (I7axw)

67 dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

His relationship with the Addams Family.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

68 Do you think she said that for good reasons, or to protect her own posterior relative to the case she said she sat on?

I am not sure she has an original thought in her head at any time so probably got it from someone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (KyEAU)

69 I love this for her!!! LIAR!

Flyin' high as the King of Ortho at the university said my dude's MRI was "over read" for doom by the radiologist (surgery and six weeks of crutches). PT for 12 weeks and muscle strengthening.

I read last night that 1 out of 3 radiologists over read reports.

This Doc (who is the doc of professional teams) normally only sees patients under 50yrs for sports medicine stuff. I told him I wished he had a hotline for retired neurotic RN's. His assistant told me that she was the hotline based on my note of him being a former elite runner...she got him in. I thanked her.

Thanks to any who prayed as that was a comfort and I might sleep normally again vs my 4am stress alarm going off for a month. Thankful.

Now to read about crazy Candace below. Wow...Weinstein, Candy? Really???

Love y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (hzuYO)

70 I think we've reached peak woke when we have celebrities lying about letting cannibal murders go...I mean it must be right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

71 Was she even on the jury? Or in town for the trial?

She's a survivor. She had the potential of being called to jury duty.

Posted by: David Hogg at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (3s43i)

72 >>> According to this article, Asunción "Sunny" Cummings Hostin is actually upset with the holdout juror, saying she believed the cannibal defendant was aware of his actions.

She misremembered in her mind?

She and her son are NOT good at getting their stories straight. Why was he REALLY by those train tracks in a bad part of town at night?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (Toos7)

73 Grok confirms her true name prior to changing it was "Asunción Cummings."

_____

Asuncion junction , what's your function.... Working out lies and fibs and assumptions

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (p5G+S)

74 I initially misread that as "The guy bled out"...
Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)


Considering how he crashed into someone, I'd have been okay with that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (iIyc0)

75 off wit this sock

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 02:53 PM (l3cgK)

76 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (hzuYO)

Awesome CB!!!

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:53 PM (YWUqf)

77 It wasn't cannibalism-cannibalism.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at September 24, 2026 02:54 PM (/OKHJ)

78 Afternoon.

Crazy bitches yo the left of me, crazy bitches to the right. Islam right in front of me looking better by the day.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (p71VW)

79 think we've reached peak woke when we have celebrities lying about letting cannibal murders go...I mean it must be right?
Posted by: 18-1

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (+mpku)

80 I knew she was lying as soon she said one of them threw a chair at her. Projection.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (ort2b)

81 Let he who has not lied about setting a cannibal murderer free cast the first stone.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YWUqf)

82 ChristyBlinky,

How did your reunion with your fellow nurses go?

Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (yGX8n)

83 I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (+mpku)

LMAO seriously

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YWUqf)

84 There was that episode of criminal minds where the killer served the dead people in a soup to the volunteers that were looking for the missing person.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 Speaking of free willies, I just stumbled onto Beckster's post here -

@shannonrwatts
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.


I hope the woman doesn't take that money because that - literally - makes her a whore. If that's the baseline then any creep can just whip it out and go for it.
Oh, it also makes United staff into pimps. They're the ones paying the women on their planes for creeps to spank it at them.
I am glad she reported it thus saving her honor. Not so much United's.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (88C+u)

86 willowed - again

263 No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it:

"Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?"
--The King of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----

Actors and performers should be segregated from civil society as they were from the beginning of time until the latter part of the 20th Century.
Weinstein, as far as any correction of that system goes is nothing.
He is a sacrificial distraction from the corruption of Hollywood and the law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (+UcOf)

87 Flyin' high as the King of Ortho at the university said my dude's MRI was "over read" for doom by the radiologist (surgery and six weeks of crutches). PT for 12 weeks and muscle strengthening.

Wonderful news. You can do a workout video like Jane Fonda!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (KyEAU)

88 Hey, Wenda's here! Hi, Wenda!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

89 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

I gotta fly too you know

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

90 >>> Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.

And she's married to a doctor worth millions...who she almost didn't marry because he's shorter than her. So she's dumb AND shallow.

I wonder if her husband looks a her and their son is and is like, please, just STOP already. But he was involved in a case himself in 2024, with 200 other doctors in NYC, with RICO charges against him about fraudulent insurance claims. But it looks like the case was later dropped.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (Toos7)

91 There was that episode of criminal minds where the killer served the dead people in a soup to the volunteers that were looking for the missing person.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo)


Sounds like Cartman in South Park.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iIyc0)

92 If the cannibal don't eat, you must acqueat!!!

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochrane at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (YWUqf)

93 I don't know why I like vtubers so much. I don't even play vidyer games.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3kF__CbMz-E

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (C1zcE)

94 Netanyahu is at the UN.

What's up with that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (+UcOf)

95 but a judge, thank heavens, ruled he still suffers from a dangerous mental disorder and requires continued retention, and he still remains under institutionalized psychiatric care. Hopefully for life.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7)

______________________

Oh wow, so the guy is still alive. LET HIM OUT!!! We'll see if Sonny still holds the same views when this guy finds out there is a juror playing fast and loose with the truth on something that incarcerated him for decades. I think she'd change her tune if some wild looking lunatic with a history of cannibalism showed up at her door carring a George Foreman Grill.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (dIske)

96
Sounds like Cartman in South Park.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iIyc0)



He served Ass Burgers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

97 @70 it wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (NGWpV)

98 54 My Hammer essay is complete.
Posted by:The James Madison

So, what was the verdict: Estwing, Craftsman, Dewalt, Vaughan, or Milwaukee? Looking forward to the reveal.

Posted by: Tool Time Tommy at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (Fn+3X)

99 I don't know why I like vtubers so much.

Some of them are kinda fun I guess, but you know if they were hawt in real life they'd be on camera showing off the cleavicles, not using a cartoon fox

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (KyEAU)

100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

101 wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Woke 1.0 was crazy, man.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

102 LOL... called this yesterday...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)

103 Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7)

The actual killers would have been convicted, probably, It’s debatable in regards to Manson, as Bugliosi had to spend a lot of time and energy to come up with the Helter Skelter theory to prove Charlie ordered the murders and was as responsible as the kids who did the deeds.

I could see some slick lawyer today get a not guilty for Charlie. The only Family member who testified against them was Linda Kasabian and a good defense lawyer could throw some doubt on her due to her being an addict and probable prostitute.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (6ydKt)

104 it wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure

TBH, "lesbian bar adventure" sounds way more fun then "cannibal murderer trial"

Especially if you can add busty to the first story...

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

105 Netanyahu is at the UN.

The usual Jew-hating suspects are raging that he hasn't been tackled by international cops for having an international arrest warrant on him internationally, much less shot on sight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU)

106 100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

107 Ever here of this guy. Nicolas Claux, known as the "Paris Vampire," is a French killer and cannibal who was released from prison in March 2002 after serving over seven years of a 12-sentence.

Those wacky French.

If I remember correctly, the guys defense was "it was consentual."

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

108 "Asunción Cummings."

I changed it because the kids on the playground called me Ass Cummings for short.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

109 I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU)

Newspaper photographer wanted to snap a picture of me and the wife from behind. Her hair went down to her ankles back then, and it was fall in NJ, so we were both wearing long coats. She nixed it, so it didn't happen. I could tell the guy was crushed. He and I knew it would have been a great pic...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (08OqX)

110 > Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure

That whole story is hilarious. They're going insane over removing the mask mandate one day a week. You can still mask up if you want on that day. Every other day of the week masks are mandatory.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)

111 Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (NGWpV)

112 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too
-------
dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?


Trust him. He knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)

113 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (Tjq5Z)

114 Even at my young horniest I couldn't whip it out in a crowded airplane and do the deed, I do not understand that kind of attitude. Mr Happy gets shy in a crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU)

115 Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?

Just need a defense attorney to argue he was just killing rich white people that needed killing and one woke juror so...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

116 >>> United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Apparently there is a trend of people gooning in Dollar Trees on the merchandise. Gross. Crowder showed a clip of a man whose mom stumbled across a guy who had whipped it out in a Dollar Tree to get off on the merchandise, and he grabbed the man and was beating on him.

Society is broken, logging more evidence into the record.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (Toos7)

117 He served Ass Burgers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)


Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0)

118 Why would Sunny Hostin lie?

Because she can get away with it and her colleagues will help.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (dmtbP)

119 How severe is your "hero syndrome" when you have to co-opt the actions of someone else ... to still be the hero of your own story?

I think constant TDS must also rot other centers of their brains.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (HlyYF)

120 So if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

121 Breaking:

WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased.

Dr. Steve Turley has the story -
https://youtu.be/KYWggmofFWk

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

122 Masturbating flight
Sunny Hostin cannibal
Full and full of lies

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

123 120 So if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)
__________________

You'd be the Headliner.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske)

124 if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at

As long as you couldn't pay the cover.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

125 Always wanted a geologist hammer. Never got one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (KGj36)

126 82 ChristyBlinky,

How did your reunion with your fellow nurses go?
Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (yGX8n)

******
It was fun, altho there were only 4 of us from my class out of the 40 people there. The others looked like Karens.

Two of the "girls" lived above me in an old historic (because I lived there) duplex. Hadn't seen them since graduation and we yapped for hours.

I showed them photos of bf/husband with our grands and they couldn't believe the lunatic casanova bf settled down to be a good man. I lucked out.

I did not go on the tour of the college or hospital or see the teaching mannequins as I didn't care. I also knew I'd mess with the mannequin and be inappropirate.

Good to see you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO)

127 Jury nullification by protected class? What else is up for grabs?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (wxsGM)

128 106 100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

+12 if it's a haiku

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (jrgJz)

129 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Zer looks like zee could be Big Mike Obama's younger brother

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

130 Hostin lied, people dies.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (E2K/A)

131 Some of them are kinda fun I guess, but you know if they were hawt in real life they'd be on camera showing off the cleavicles, not using a cartoon fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (KyEAU)

This is what TJM needs to transition his channel into. More people would watch a video of Jack Titty or whatever his name is if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (+TdeV)

132 I could tell the guy was crushed. He and I knew it would have been a great pic...

Photographers see the world differently than you or I, they see the isolated bit of what we see the whole of, the part that will make up an amazing image. That's what they are doing when they do that goofy fingers in a square shape thing: isolating a section to confirm its value.

Of course these days since you can reel off 999,000 pictures and don't have to worry about film there's no point in checking first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU)

133 Why would Sunny Hostin lie?
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Because she can get away with it and her colleagues will help.


See also: John 8:44.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 03:06 PM (vTZFs)

134 if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM


Calling Anna Puma, Anna Puma to the white courtesy phone..

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)

135 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

+12 if it's a haiku
-----

I did it--see post at #122.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (TN0g+)

136
Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0)



Huh. Musta missed that one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

137 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.

After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3)

138 Jerking off in a Dollar Tree. We're not there yet, but we're getting closer to peak.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (+mpku)

139 Even at my young horniest I couldn't whip it out in a crowded airplane and do the deed, I do not understand that kind of attitude. Mr Happy gets shy in a crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU)

Not an attitude. He gets off on it.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:08 PM (YWUqf)

140 Why would you, uh, flog the dolphin in a dollar tree over in the parking lot like a normal pervert?

I mean people used to have standards

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

141 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased.

Dr. Steve Turley has the story -
https://youtu.be/KYWggmofFWk
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

___________________________

She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (dIske)

142 Masturbating flight
Sunny Hostin cannibal
Full and full of lies

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

Nice.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (YWUqf)

143 136
Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0)


Huh. Musta missed that one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

======

"Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."

"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (I7axw)

144 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased.



They were big leaguing. "Don't you know who we are?" "WE GOT HER!!!" Like that means dick after she commits assault......

The entitlement generation........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)

145 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.
Posted by: Orson at

Some are more equal than others.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

146 More people would watch a video of Jack Titty or whatever his name is if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.

There is a guy vtuber that has a girl with cat ears and big glasses. He doesn't even bother disguising his voice. Its very odd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (KyEAU)

147 I did it--see post at #122.

Posted by: Crusader

It is a good haiku.....I offer you a laurel and hearty handshake

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (jrgJz)

148 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.

I'm so old I remember when the FNM told me protestors pushing cops on J6 in DC was grounds for them to be shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

149 Of course these days since you can reel off 999,000 pictures and don't have to worry about film there's no point in checking first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU)

Depends on the subject(s).
Still life, fashion, architectural, and product shots still need good lighting and setups, so you put a lot of time into composition beforehand.

Most everybody else; photojournalism, sports, paparazzi, etc. just hold down the button and get as many pics as flash and media storage allows, then pick and choose the best shots later.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (6ydKt)

150 148 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.

I'm so old I remember when the FNM told me protestors pushing cops on J6 in DC was grounds for them to be shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Attacking the Praetorian Guard is akin to attacking democracy.

Attacking some cop in backwater Florida is no big deal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (I7axw)

151 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (KGj36)

152 Only thing I have to contribute is one Hammer Toe.

Posted by: Podiatrically Speaking at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (Fn+3X)

153 "Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."

"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again."


It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

154 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead

We're not that lucky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (+mpku)

155 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery

Only males in Dallas get to be the Felons, their WNBA players have to settle for Misdemeanors.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (88C+u)

156 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

157 151 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (KGj36)

_______________________

If one or more of the players isn't officially named "Ebola" I'd be surprised.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

158 There is a guy vtuber that has a girl with cat ears and big glasses. He doesn't even bother disguising his voice. Its very odd
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (KyEAU)

Rev Says Desu! He's married to another VTuber named StrawB. An actual all original parts female. They had a kid just recently.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KX5f0)

159
153 "Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."

"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again."

It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

======

Pretty sure the Simpsons already did it, Professor Chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (I7axw)

160 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM


Which one is she?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (sIUuR)

161 As her name suggests, "Sonny" Hostin used to be a male, and was unemployed at the time of the trial.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (vbXSk)

162 Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

Ah. Woke 1.0 vs Woke 2.0

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (YWUqf)

163 156 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

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Yeah. New season is named South America because Trump is renaming everything.

Last episode I watched was their feature length episode about influencers from 2-3 years ago.

It was alright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (I7axw)

164 And now (OT) a story about kindly teens from
MA who helped a stranded motorist. " Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7mxy9z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (JrHfD)

165 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Yeah. Every once in a while the do one that's not about hating Trump. Its pretty well universally agreed that they have reached late season Simpsons quality of writing and ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (KyEAU)

166 The South Park video games (The Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole) are the last real gasp of quality from the franchise, and they're years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (I7axw)

167 165 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Yeah. Every once in a while the do one that's not about hating Trump. Its pretty well universally agreed that they have reached late season Simpsons quality of writing and ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (KyEAU)

=======

"Simpsons did it!"
-General Disarray

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (I7axw)

168 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)



They just got paid $1bn to jump to Paramount and make more episodes. They didn't have the balls to make fun of Owebama or O'Biden, but boy howdy are they stronk in their Trump hate......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

169 Complaining about relaxing mask mandates five years after covid is woke 1.0. Lying about getting cannibal murders off for no apparent reason is woke 2.0.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (YWUqf)

170 One of my favorite South Park moments:

https://tinyurl.com/General-Cartman-Lee

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (TN0g+)

171
Sunny doesn't need to "lawyer" her way out of this lie. She can just "View" her way out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)

172 What the left has not grasped yet is Trump is renaming stuff not out of insanity but to mock the left's need to rename everything from the past. Its why he's on about wiping JFK stuff out as well: their erasing the past. Everything he does now is a huge finger to the crazed stuff the left has been doing for decades. Partly out of revenge, and partly to make a point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (KyEAU)

173 She is a Deranged Cunt. Why would she not lie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (dPOOv)

174 It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)


Parker and Stone described Cartman as the sludge at the bottom of everyone's soul.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (iIyc0)

175 She is a Deranged Cunt. Why would she not lie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (dPOOv)



You shouldn't hold back. Let it out.......


And you have POO in your hash.

Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)

176 There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u)

177 Everything he does now is a huge finger to the crazed stuff the left has been doing for decades. Partly out of revenge, and partly to make a point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (KyEAU)

It's more than that. Their power to rename is the power to reshape history. He is reshaping it back.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (YWUqf)

178 They just got paid $1bn to jump to Paramount and make more episodes. They didn't have the balls to make fun of Owebama or O'Biden, but boy howdy are they stronk in their Trump hate......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)


Boy, no shit. I tried watching a couple of the newer episodes and changed channels.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (iIyc0)

179 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (sAnBa)

180 Hey, Sunny!

Rakowitz is still alive and willing to smoke that joint with you (even though you were an imaginary juror)!

Try not to arrive with condiments.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (hzuYO)

181 There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u)



Don't care. They're hypocrite assholes who wore their welcome out YEARS ago.

I've got nothing for them and will likely never watch another episode ever again.


How's their restaurant doing where they were going to pay everyone $20+ an hour? It still thriving?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)

182 And the "serving dead relatives in a stew" is a tale as old as Atreus and Thyestes.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (88C+u)

183 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (2Ez/1)

184 Bitch is whack, esé

Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv)

185 182 And the "serving dead relatives in a stew" is a tale as old as Atreus and Thyestes.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (88C+u)

=======

"Made you eat your children, nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."
-Titus Andronichus

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (I7axw)

186 There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u)

Which means they're not planning on running against him for 2028. Like they once did with Bush in 2008 with McCain's gracious traitorous help.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (YWUqf)

187 Out: Woodrow Wilson Bridge

In: Donald Trump Bridge

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (wVcYX)

188 No comment -

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
51m
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.

May peace be our future.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)

189 I am shocked at all of you racists for putting a woman of color under a microscope like you do other women of color who lie continually. You do it to white women who also lie but they deserve it because slavery or something!

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

190 The Hill: Collins leads Maine Senate race by 3 points in The New York Times/Siena University survey.

What are you doing Maine? She hates you guys

There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country.

These are the kinds of polls we need to see. Showing Republicans have a chance means nobody can be complacent in going to vote.

I just went to a town meeting to try to stabilize rent for mobile homes and the amount of people using their keywords like socialism and communism but never actually making a point was a shock to me. One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation. I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years.

Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down.

really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

191 @NYCMayor
·
51m
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.

May peace be our future.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)




What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

192
Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:23 PM (/QHx4)

193 190
really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

========

"Collins doesn't have a chance. Maine is finally getting rid of her. She hasn't led a single poll."
-Reddit, October 2020

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:23 PM (I7axw)

194 Bulg,
I'm doing well. I had 3 minor eye surgeries in the past 2 months---all successful, but staring into the bright lights of a monitor has been painful. So I've been limited.

But I keep track of you all. Transgressions will be noted.

Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (yGX8n)

195 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

Posted by: four seasons

Not likely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (+mpku)

196
But I keep track of you all. Transgressions will be noted.
Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (yGX8n)




shhhhhhhtttttttt.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V)

197 161 As her name suggests, "Sonny" Hostin used to be a male, and was unemployed at the time of the trial.
Posted by: illiniwek

Look how they massacred my boy!

Posted by: Vito Corleone at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (5HGTQ)

198
Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove

================

I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)

199 Well if she was murdered and I am on the jury at least I know how the verdict should go.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0)

200
Look how they massacred my boy!
Posted by: Vito Corleone at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (5HGTQ)




I think you mean mascaraed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V)

201 really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

Maine voters are dumber than a bucket of crabs.

In fact, Maine voters are a bucket of crabs. But dumber than normal crabs.

Intellectually disabled crabs.

There are no humans in Maine.

Posted by: tinfoil hat enjoyer at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (sAnBa)

202 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

you'd have to wrap it when it gets below freezing I think

mine is coming on in when it starts to freeze at night

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2)

203 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge


The only kind of terro-muslim that other muslims can't stand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (HeG1i)

204 8 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU)

137 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.

After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3)


Boy, am I glad I did a search before answering CRT! Yes, what FV said.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (ke3zm)

205
May peace be our future.




Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (ccf/V)

206 Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
51m
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.

May peace be our future.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)
________________________________

If I were a Republican residing in NYC, I would immediately go to the NY Parks department and ask to see a copy of Mamdani's tree planting permit. Because, I happen to know that in Manhattan, that is a requirement.

Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

207 There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country.

There’s a lot of tiny girls whose parents pay good money to equip, coach, and pay the fees for their daughter to play against dudes paying 250 bucks a week for hormone treatments so they can pretend to be women and dominate girls in sports.

But you don’t give one shit about the girls because your main objective seems to be to piss off dudes in trucks due to irrational hatred and otherism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (6ydKt)

208 Of course she lied. Otherwise, she would have been crowing about this from the moment the Clancy trial ended. It just took her that long to come up with the lie, and then flesh it out. She really is a mental midget, not figuring out that folks can look up the truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (gm+z0)

209 206 Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

========

For nobodies, sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (I7axw)

210 If I were a Republican residing in NYC, I would immediately go to the NY Parks department and ask to see a copy of Mamdani's tree planting permit. Because, I happen to know that in Manhattan, that is a requirement.

Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both
Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)




Seems you don't know who he is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V)

211 I believe her

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (KaLR8)

212 Think could get some of Mamdani's olives on a salad made at a Jewish deli?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (KX5f0)

213 LOL.

Which is worse?

"I am the stupidest dumbfuck with the most deranged moral compass in any given room" OR "I am lying about being the stupidest dumbfuck with the most deranged moral compass in the room, because I want the stolen valor that comes from being the biggest 'tard in this grimy citadel of degenerate dumbfucks?"

It's really hard to say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (+oUFo)

214 "what's a Palestinian"? This woman claims that she is one. What makes it worse, IMO, is that she's actually Jewish . "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/33jzw4ch

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (JrHfD)

215 I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)

Well, she conned gullible people out of their money. She's only a risk to any people dumb enough to do business with her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (dPOOv)

216 Heh, Netanyahu at the UN:

"If there are any other moral cowards who haven't left this hall, please do so now,'

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (SAHhM)

217 A pillar of The View, the very pillar of news reporting truths, dissimulating? I shan't believe it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

218 They didn't say WHERE the tree was planted, however, if it's outside, it will be dead by Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

219 179 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.

Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq)

220 For nobodies, sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (I7axw)
____________________

That's one of the problems with the GOP. We aren't rabble rowsers. We should throw every over regulated, control mechanized law that THEY passed right back in their faces, even if it doesn't have a prayer of landing.

Their rules.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (dIske)

221 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

Is in a pot so maybe the plan is to pull it in for the winter months.

If I were a New Yorker I would want a mayor more concerned about my city than some connection to Mediterranean plants, but that's just me I guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (KyEAU)

222 Olives are like almonds, right? They want wet feet but dry air.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D)

223 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.

Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.
Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq)



I can do a pretty good Meatwad impression......I'd have to watch some episodes as I have no idea what he actually says, but.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (ccf/V)

224 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

225 Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I got genuinely enraged when I saw previews of that. It was so transparently and blatantly a crass commercial decision to craft a show deliberately meant to appeal to millennials with minimal effort to logic or design and the cheapest animation possible. "Kids will love this crap no matter how reasty and disgusting it is! We can make them cheer for the most horrible, obvious pandering imaginable!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (KyEAU)

226 224 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

========

Why are Arabs taking white people names for their land like Palestine? Romans came up with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (I7axw)

227 Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove

================

I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)
______

Eh. Yes, she was a total fraud. But the fraud was barely concealed. She was clearly pimping snake oil that any reasonable diligent investor would have spotted.

But people are irrational and greedy and believe what they want to believe. Plus, her story was right out of Hollywood: young, attractive lady invents radical new medical test.

So she and the company were hyped to the moon. But it was patently obvious bullshit. Fools are soon parted with their money, and all that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

228 Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

Wasn't Golda Meir originally Russian?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:34 PM (KX5f0)

229 Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

Wasn't Golda Meir originally Russian?
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:34 PM (KX5f0)
________

Kiev!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

230 Looking it up, she was born in Kyev.

I'm sorry. KEEEEEEEEEEEV!

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (KX5f0)

231 "Wondering"........that's a tough one:



Liz Collin

@lizcollin
·
38m
Submitted: A $250,000 grant from the Minnesota Department of Education to the Bloomington school district to find and retain non-white teachers.

“We’re wondering if this is legal,” a district employee asked
@AlphaNews
.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (kX27y)

232 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.

After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the holdout juror in every court case.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (VHUov)

233 Born into a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kiev, Russian Empire, Meir immigrated with her family to the United States in 1906, later graduating from the Milwaukee State Normal School and found work as a teacher. While in Milwaukee, she embraced the Labor Zionist movement. In 1921, Meir and her husband immigrated to Mandatory Palestine, settling in Merhavia, later becoming the kibbutz's representative to the Histadrut. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D)

234
Amazon Prime has a show called Fatal Fraud. Started watching it last night. It is amazing how greedy people are.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (/QHx4)

235 Speaking of lying scrunts:

https://tinyurl.com/2kax4tks

Must be a hit put out by Chuckie or Nancy if the NYT is going after a democrat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (gm+z0)

236 Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.
Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq)

Carl can be a guest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:37 PM (iulL+)

237 233 Born into a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kiev, Russian Empire, Meir immigrated with her family to the United States in 1906, later graduating from the Milwaukee State Normal School and found work as a teacher. While in Milwaukee, she embraced the Labor Zionist movement. In 1921, Meir and her husband immigrated to Mandatory Palestine, settling in Merhavia, later becoming the kibbutz's representative to the Histadrut. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D)

I was wrong here. I guess it was just her passport. But her point was that calling someone Palestinian was misleading at best.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (gm+z0)

238 Milwaukee?

I wonder if the parents of the Red Letter Media guys knew her?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (KX5f0)

239 I got genuinely enraged when I saw previews of that. ...We can make them cheer for the most horrible, obvious pandering imaginable!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---

Dumb is good, Think is sad; Be happy
Dumb is malleable like metal,
Think is brittle like glass
Be metal, Be happy, don't break

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (+UcOf)

240 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?


About as long as the promised peace with the "Palestinians".

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (+gK6I)

241 Late to the party but OMG, how embarrassing.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving talking head and I love this for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (kg+tO)

242 Well, that guy definitely looked insane, so I can see why he went for the insanity defense.

Posted by: pookysgirl, judging a book by its cover at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (Wt5PA)

243
the fraud was barely concealed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

This is true, but I doubt that was the basis for her appeal. Also, she harmed a few patients, and her intent, holy fvck. She was knowingly putting bad diagnostics for lethal conditions out there in the public. Too bad she wasn't prosecuted for that, but I'd keep it in consideration in sentencing her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

244 On earlier topic - the WH pool reporting provided by Real America's Voice was outside the corporate news cartel, thus unacknowledged by the cartel. The judge ruled to restore the cartel's position. Down with the cartel!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (zINbG)

245 Meh.

Anyone who looked at that skeevy muppet Sam Bank-Fraud and his greasy meth-monster paramour and said "shut up and take my millions" DESERVED to be robbed.

But it's still a serious felony crime nonetheless, and so was Holmes' fraud, and it's made much worse by the fact that the people who invested nothing but believed that they were receiving real blood tests she used to perpetuate the scam didn't deserve it.

She should rot in prison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (+oUFo)

246 new thread youse guys

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

247 Nothing will happen.

It's racist to notice a woman of color is lying.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU)

248 I was wrong here. I guess it was just her passport. But her point was that calling someone Palestinian was misleading at best.

Posted by: tcn
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Think the Romans named the area Palestine when there were no arabs or islamists there. WAIT.
They named it Palestine when there was no islam.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (+UcOf)

249 RUSSIAN olive trees were introduced to the flyover states during the "dust bowl" era. It can get colder there than it does in NYC.

Turns out that the damn trees are now considered invasive in many states.

OTOH, who thinks Mamdani was smart enough to plant an olive tree fit for the NYC climate rather than a Mediterranean cultivar?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (HlyYF)

250 "Eh. Yes, she was a total fraud. But the fraud was barely concealed. She was clearly pimping snake oil that any reasonable diligent investor would have spotted."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM
++++++++++++

Is this about us?

Posted by: Walgreens Board of Directors at September 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)

251 NOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (iIyc0)

252 Catalpas, you need catalpa trees and Sycamore trees.
Those are the trees to plant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (+UcOf)

253 I knew it! LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)

254 Out: Woodrow Wilson Bridge

In: Donald Trump Bridge
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (wVcYX)

Wilson was a huge racist and a pillar of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

255
No one is above the law, beeyotch. How about telling the truth -- is no one above that, too?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (GUILE)

Did Candace Owens Take $1.75 Million from Harvey Weinstein to Defend Him and Taint the Jury Pool So That He'd Be Acquitted?

The evidence is suggestive.

Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein groveled for "mercy" during his sentencing in a Manhattan courtroom Wednesday -- where prosecutors revealed his alleged plot to pay a podcaster $1.75 million to "instill fear" in his victims.

The decrepit 74-year-old ex-Miramax mogul had no visible reaction as Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Curtis Farber slapped him with 15 years behind bars, calling Weinstein a "sexual predator" who took advantage of his "insatiable appetite for sexual dominance."

...

Weinstein hired private investigators to track her [the victim he was imprisoned fro raping] after she came forward with her allegations, causing her to live with constant paranoia and "questioning every encounter I have," she added.

Prosecutors alleged during the hearing that they had recordings of Weinstein offering a podcaster $1.75 million in a jailhouse phone call to release videos to help his defense by "contaminating the jury pool and reaching the seated jurors before and after the trials."

Weinstein engaged in a "scheme to disrupt the trial and instill fear in his victims," Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Nicole Blumberg alleged.

Blumberg did not identify the podcaster, but Candace Owens released a podcast series in 2025 called "Harvey Speaks," which featured videos of Weinstein at the notorious city lockup.

Efforts to reach Owens directly Wednesday were unsuccessful. A spokesperson for Owens, Mitchell Jackson, said Wednesday that she was never paid by Weinstein.

Well, that's enough for me. Cavernous Nostrils has never lied or grifted or race-hustled in her entire life.

A Weinstein spokesman denies he paid a podcaster to tamper with a jury -- but does not deny that he paid a podcaster to get his side of the story out to the public.


Weinstein spokesperson Juda Engelmayer denied the jury tampering allegations.

"That characterization is patently untrue. Harvey never offered or paid anyone $1.75 million to influence a jury, and there was no such agreement," Engelmayer said.

"Talking with friends about media coverage or expressing frustration is a very different thing from paying someone to contaminate a jury pool or intimidate witnesses. No money was paid, no such deal was made, and portraying these conversations as a criminal-style 'scheme' is inflammatory and misleading," he said.

Is Candace Owens a "friend," then?

Guys, she really wants to take down the "Epstein Class."

Once she gets done shilling for Harvey Weinstein.

She'll have explosive evidence about Epstein, you guys, in tomorrow's big show. Stay tuned, dum-dums!

Well, she sure did let Harvey Weinstein broadcast his claims of innocence to a large audience:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Red letter day?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (2Cry5)

2 Based on the same standard of evidence Candace applies to others:

GUILTY!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

3 Fixed...until Ace resaves.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (k5CNB)

4 How did Tucker miss out on this grift? It pays!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

5 Candace never lies.

She's always 100% true.

That's why the French-Israeli assassins are still a threat against her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (I7axw)

6 Guys, she really wants to take down the "Epstein Class."

======

She could target Steve Bannon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (I7axw)

7 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (JrHfD)

8 I wonder what else Candy had to do for Harvey to get that money…

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (gYnrv)

9 Cute how she hates a Jews but will happily take $1.75M from one. It’s almost as if everything she says and does is a giant grift.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (jmRo5)

10 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (60zL1)

11 Also, I nooded

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

12 Totally different stein

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (YWUqf)

13 10 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (60zL1)

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She was reportedly like this in high school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (I7axw)

14 Ace, do you fly United?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (W132F)

15 BTW is anyone under 70 years old and not a liberal boomer missing the MSM’s coverage of the White House? I mean also besides airport and waiting room captives?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (wn0/z)

16 candy O pretty much only does three things. Imply she has some inside line on a big story, muddy the narrative on any edge story, and give permission for gormless idiots who are filled with incoherent anger to hate specific things.
This is what she does, and apparently it is lucrative. Whether or not she does it for money is an interesting question. I don't care enough to find out but I wonder if she is for or against data-centers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

17 When you can be bought, you are not picky about who buys you.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (YWUqf)

18 Has Candace peaked?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rJ48h)

19 Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Pays Subtle Nod to Chinese Tradition in McQueen Suit
https://shorturl.at/je5hB
Brietbart

Spoiler Alert:
The suit doesn't have a damn thing to do with Steve McQueen. Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)

20 I don't care enough to find out but I wonder if she is for or against data-centers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

She is for or against whatever you want her to be for or against.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (YWUqf)

21
If they start locking up Hollywood execs for being "sexual predators" who take advantage of their "insatiable appetite for sexual dominance," there won't be a soul left in town.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (eRlcH)

22 I wonder if she is for or against data-centers.

Posted by: Kindltot

Whichever side pays better.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:28 PM (jmRo5)

23 >>>12 Totally different stein

Accurate.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2026 01:28 PM (1wjle)

24
19 Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Pays Subtle Nod to Chinese Tradition in McQueen Suit
https://shorturl.at/je5hB
Brietbart

Spoiler Alert:
The suit doesn't have a damn thing to do with Steve McQueen. Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)

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There is a man making movies today whose name is Steve McQueen.

He is a black, British filmmaker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (I7axw)

25 I mean, eve Steve Bannon pretty much has a career by claiming he has some secretive inside info on a big story, and then muddying the narrative, and giving out dire warnings as to who needs to be targeted.

Actually a lot of podcasts are like this. I can think of about five right off

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)

26
Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)


A drug-addicted homosexualist who killed himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (eRlcH)

27 She hates Jews but she doesn't hate their money.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (YWUqf)

28 Also, I Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

That's hot!

Posted by: masturbating United passenger who is totally not gay at all at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (J4Dwc)

29 And all the Hollywood Pedos say, look at Harvey, look at Harvey.

And all the Hollywood Pedos say, look at Harvey, look at Harvey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (+UcOf)

30 And the girl in the picture seems like she wants to get ahead. Wonder if she would accept a position? Maybe a maid?
-any rich demo

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (LHPAg)

31 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I thought they had a couple of kids.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

32 Whatever it is, I'm against it!

Posted by: Julius Marx at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (Fn+3X)

33 Just a reminder that Harvey Weinstein’s balls rotted in the 90s and his testicles had to be moved closer to his inner thighs because his scrotum is all fucked up and large portions of it removed. This distinct appearance and scarring of his genitals was recounted and accurately described by his victims. It was not public knowledge and could only be known by someone with direct contact with his genitalia. It was key evidence to establish that sexual contact took place that his victims were able to recall his fucked up Frankenstein junk with accurate detail.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 01:30 PM (5HGTQ)

34 25 I mean, eve Steve Bannon pretty much has a career by claiming he has some secretive inside info on a big story, and then muddying the narrative, and giving out dire warnings as to who needs to be targeted.

Actually a lot of podcasts are like this. I can think of about five right off

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)

========

He became best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein in Epstein's final years and tried to actively reanimate Epstein's image.

And absolutely no one who says that they care about Epstein as an animating issue gives a flying shit about Bannon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:30 PM (I7axw)

35 Candice is making bank on clicks with her nuttery. People either believe her or they think she's insane, but in both cases they can't stop clicking on those links to see what she has to say.

The fact she whores herself out for pay doesn't seem to be relevant to them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:30 PM (2Cry5)

36 Well this is awkward

Posted by: Huge Fan of CandyO at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (YWUqf)

37 36 Well this is awkward

Posted by: Huge Fan of CandyO at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (YWUqf)

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Dude, it's da JOOOS, I mean...the Zionists!

Case closed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (I7axw)

38 So Harv.didn't pay off Candy, but did sell out to Qatar and Saudi?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (bX16E)

39 willowed:
295 VDH on Ronald Reagan's corporatist bent favoring the exportation of traditional American enterprise.

https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665

I'll never think the same of Reagan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (+UcOf)

40 Weinstein spokesperson Juda Engelmayer denied the jury tampering allegations.

I hope she's well-paid because that's the last thing she'll ever put on her resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (guGkK)

41 The suit doesn't have a damn thing to do with Steve McQueen. Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)

Damn, I was hoping she showed up with a mare's leg on her hip.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (/OKHJ)

42 33
So Harvey had a bad case of old man balls and had it Botched?
Now that's funny.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)

43 I thought they had a couple of kids.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

Yes; She is pregnant with her fifth child.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (JrHfD)

44 Speaking of insane women lying for money and clout, apparently Sunny Hostin lied about being the lone holdout juror in that cannibal case.

http://tiny.cc/ig1b101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 01:33 PM (mkw2N)

45 Yes, yes she did.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)

46 mean, eve Steve Bannon pretty much has a career by claiming he has some secretive inside info on a big story, and then muddying the narrative, and giving out dire warnings as to who needs to be targeted.

Actually a lot of podcasts are like this. I can think of about five right off
Posted by: Kindltot a

Every political podcast is like that. It’s like cable news was 15 years ago when people still paid attention to it.

Reality is not that much happens day to day that’s important. But the podcast machine has to keep churning out 2-3 hours of content daily. So they find the smallest insignificant thing and make it an 11. Trunp will be totally destroyed by this thing. Like he was yesterday. And last week.

What I don’t get is how people don’t get tired of being manipulated like that and keep coming back.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (jmRo5)

47 45 Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)

anytime I feel ready to gloat over the View, I remind myself of Candy and Tucker.

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Int1s)

48 I saw Frankenstein Junk open for The Edgar Winter Group at The Troubadour in '89.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

49 Candace Owens is slicker than dog shit on wet grass, and twice as slimy than after the snails slid over it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (AaEou)

50 Apparently Candace will do whatever it takes to prove that Jew money trope.

Posted by: Clay at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (B1iUz)

51 I'm waiting for Candace to blame the Joooos for associating her with Weinstein.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (/s6hB)

52 See what happens when Hollywood stops making westerns? - everything goes fake and gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (KGj36)

53 Weinstein is smart enough to put $1.75 million to better use than Owens. He could have bought the judge or the jury for that money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (+UcOf)

54
She's still mourning Charlie Kirk, 'cause they were tight, not like that Erika woman that directed the Mossad hit against him.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)

55 hope she's well-paid because that's the last thing she'll ever put on her resume.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (guGkK)

That’s not how it works in the PR biz. Much like how a lawyer who defends the worst of the worst never runs out of clients.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (jmRo5)

56 anytime I feel ready to gloat over the View, I remind myself of Candy and Tucker.

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Int1s)

Why? Pretty obvious they're all run by the same shitty actors.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (YWUqf)

57 The problem with Cavernous Nostrils as a nickname is too many syllables. It doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

58 31 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I thought they had a couple of kids.
Posted by: Bulg

That doesn't mean sex occurred.

Posted by: Candace, in the dining room, with a turkey baster at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (5HGTQ)

59 53 Weinstein is smart enough to put $1.75 million to better use than Owens. He could have bought the judge or the jury for that money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (+UcOf)

=======

Did you see how well tainting the jury pool worked for Lindsay Clancy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (I7axw)

60 Yes; She is pregnant with her fifth child.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hmmm. Not sure if that's a good thing (population growth) or a bad thing (because she's a nut).

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

61 The problem with Cavernous Nostrils as a nickname is too many syllables. It doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

You would need a full day to roll a tongue off those things.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (YWUqf)

62 See what happens when Hollywood stops making westerns? - everything goes fake and gay.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Uh...Brokeback Mountain was a western.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

63 That’s not how it works in the PR biz. Much like how a lawyer who defends the worst of the worst never runs out of clients.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

I'm looking for additional representation for my retrial, and possibly lawsuits against those disparaging me...

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (5HGTQ)

64 Posted by: sven

What they do?

https://tinyurl.com/4hrhd8ta

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (viF8m)

65 56 Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (YWUqf)

perhaps now but that is after being bought...even their "greatest hits" back in the day were eye-rolling...

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (Int1s)

66 ee what happens when Hollywood stops making westerns? - everything goes fake and gay.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Uh...Brokeback Mountain was a western.
Posted by: Bulg at September

As is The Power of the Dog

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

67 Guys, she really wants to take down the "Epstein Class."

The people who talk about the Epstein class all seem to argue that prosecuting a tranny for grooming kids makes you literally Hitler

Odd that no?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

68 66 As is The Power of the Dog

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

========

Rebuttal:

No one has seen The Power of the Dog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (I7axw)

69 64 Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (viF8m)

quite which actually makes them worse than the Shrews...the shrews never bite the left hand...

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Int1s)

70 Bulg, BBM proves my point.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:40 PM (KGj36)

71
Didn't one of the Obama girls work for Harvey?

Saw a clip of Moochelle praising him like he was baby Mohammed.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Y8DZL)

72 Rebuttal:

No one has seen The Power of the Dog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm sure Benedict's mom did.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:41 PM (YZ0Fo)

73 Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:40 PM (KGj36)

How ya doin', by the way? Enjoying retirement?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

74 "A spokesperson for Owens, Mitchell Jackson, said Wednesday that she was never paid by Weinstein."

Old lawyer trick. "She" wasn't paid "by Weinstein." That's a very narrow denial that would cover only direct payments to her personally from Weinstein himself personally.

Great! What about the probable dozen companies and affiliates that Candy Ovens has set up and the probably 100s of companies and affiliates that Fat Harv has set up?

There are many many ways to transfer money that don't involve direct payments from Person X to Person Y.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

75 Holdout Juror Fights Back After Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Seeks His Phone Records — Spokesperson Says OTHER Jurors Were on Phones and Posting During Deliberations

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

76 Did Candace Owens Take $1.75 Million from Harvey Weinstein to Defend Him and Taint the Jury Pool So That He'd Be Acquitted?
—Disinformation Expert Ace
---
You are just asking questions, right?

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

77 7 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Does past redemption cover future sin?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:43 PM (+UcOf)

78
=======

Did you see how well tainting the jury pool worked for Lindsay Clancy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
---

Mania is a quality all its own.
And it works both ways.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (+UcOf)

79 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (KGj36)

80 Holdout Juror Fights Back After Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Seeks His Phone Records — Spokesperson Says OTHER Jurors Were on Phones and Posting During Deliberations

As I was saying before there is a very good chance the man that voted guilty in the trial of an admitted child murder will possibly face worse consequences then the child murderer herself

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

81 If there is one thing that keeps showing up over and over again, it's attaching your belief system to anybody else. Sure, listen for ideas, but don't jump the shark.

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

82 Does past redemption cover future sin?

Posted by: Braenyard

Just do a good deed to put one in the bank. Duh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

83 Does past redemption cover future sin?


About 50% of the time publicly exposing the woke religion will give you a free pass on theft, rape, or murder...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

84 "Stay tuned, dum dums," heard in Harvey Korman's voice as the Grand Gazoo is the high point of this post. Because the rest of the characters are, well, the thing.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (wxsGM)

85 As I was saying before there is a very good chance the man that voted guilty in the trial of an admitted child murder will possibly face worse consequences then the child murderer herself

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

His crime?

Deliberating While Black

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (YWUqf)

86 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yeah, I can imagine. I've sometimes had that experience since I was laid off.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

87 79 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Not if you're doing things correctly!

Posted by: Old retired dude in Thailand popping viagra constantly at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (5HGTQ)

88
Meanwhile.......

David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi
·
7m


Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
·
1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

89 If there is one thing that keeps showing up over and over again, it's attaching your belief system to anybody else. Sure, listen for ideas, but don't jump the shark.

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

Or...

Put not your faith in mortals

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (YWUqf)

90 Was Candy Ovens one of his ficus trees?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (iKpE5)

91 79 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.

Posted by: Pudinhead
---

Brave Browser comes up with Time and Date!
cross reference that with your weekly pill dispenser


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (+UcOf)

92 88Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
·
1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

=====

Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)

93 “ It is mine to avenge; I will repay. In due time their foot will slip; their day of disaster is near and their doom rushes upon them.”

Deuteronomy 32:35

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (hwv1/)

94 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.


Okay I don't feel sorry for Ellen Page anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)

95 Speaking of taint, what's the latest with Kevin and Lindsey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (iKpE5)

96 the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is

Saturday. Every day is Saturday.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (Y8DZL)

97 Gays hating Jews but loving Islamists is Peak 2026

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (YWUqf)

98 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?

Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?

Posted by: Elliot Page at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)

99 7 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No. The media class attracts the worst class of individuals--high levels of sociopathy and narcissism comparable to politicians. Tucker is someone that has been paid to influence policy for decades now. Owens started as a sociopath with her Social Autopsy website and basically made every employer fire her for misbehavior before becoming independent.

And she too sells influence. Both decided their grifting career would be based on selling their audience on whatever garbage that foreigners wanted to inject into the US public and to do that trick--they must have enough followers to get paid.

Thus, they have to continually gin up fake and gay conspiracies for their social media addicted viewers.

It is best for common folks to simply ignore their existence, let Ace and a few others enjoy using them as a butt of jokes but frankly anyone that believes anything those two (and many other grifters online or in broadcast media like Karl Rove) deserves whatever they get.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)

100 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster

Quick! Light the Rachel Corrie beacon!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (5HGTQ)

101 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

The left then: Jews stay out of our places like fancy boarding schools

The left now: Jews stay out of our places like NYC

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

102 Two faux females and a faux actress walk into a bar...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (iKpE5)

103 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

What's a movie?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

104 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (KGj36)

105 >BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN
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Two trannies and a granny

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (ZxPkt)

106 Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?
Posted by: Elliot Page

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (5HGTQ)

107 Yes but did Candace play with Harvey's deformed knob?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (NGWpV)

108 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Swing low sweet chariots.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

109 104 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

2 fried eggs nailed to a wrinkled wall

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (6qaAp)

110 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first.

Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (wBRco)

111 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not a fucking thing.

Tucker made funny faces while interviewing people and Candy had a patented smug million yard stare while being interviewed by anyone. Neither were ever really "there" and I mostly said so at the time.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (YWUqf)

112 Beacon?

Crank up the Rachel Corrie Memorial D-9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (iKpE5)

113 So does Ellen Page have

A- a peepee
B- a hoohah
C- neither
D- both

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)

114 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?

You could use them to sharpen a shaving razor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (guGkK)

115 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (KGj36)

Can't tell. Something is blocking my view.

Posted by: Susan Sarandon's navel at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (/OKHJ)

116 So does Ellen Page have

A- a peepee
B- a hoohah
C- neither
D- both

Posted by: Don Black

A hoopee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (+mpku)

117 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Guessing you could play a fair game of Telephone with them.

But damn was she freaking hot at one time. Until she opened her mouth.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (YWUqf)

118 >>The left now: Jews stay out of our places like NYC

National Socialism never changes. Just the freaks who believe it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

119 How this annoying gadfly manages to survive being crop-dusted with actual facts is beyond me.

Posted by: Paco at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (2L+MU)

120 >Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
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like 2 bananas gone bad

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)

121 95 Speaking of taint, what's the latest with Kevin and Lindsey?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Asshole lawyer is trying to pursue his white whale while fighting all sorts of disciplinary actions from the bar like mishandling client funds, etc. on top of the vicious attempts to 'investigate' the holdout juror.

Lindsey is still in a wheelchair and as the facts continue to dribble out, I think her peak of public sympathy is well behind her and the nasty facts dribbling out into the public now makes it more and more clear that she intentionally murdered her three kids.

And the husband is so tied up in trying to win a lawsuit that he more or less has ignored justice for his kids in order to do that.

No one with any authority is speaking on behalf of the dead kids including that idiot prosecutor.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (E4rtv)

122 Candace Owens told Myron Gaines in January that people from Harvey Weinstein’s "team reached out to me"
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Anytime I see 'reached out' I begin to discount whatever follows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

123 But damn was she freaking hot at one time. Until she opened her mouth.
Posted by: ...

I never thought she was hot.

Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

124 Jew Go Home!

Posted by: Susan Sarandon and Ellen Page and the Other One at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (YWUqf)

125 Afternoon.
=================
Okay I don't feel sorry for Ellen Page anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)

She had a cute little ass in X-Men 3. Bummer what happened, although she was aging into a weird looking woman anyway.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (90D/B)

126 Oliya Scootercaster @ScooterCasterNY
NOW: HUNDREDS Blocked road in front of UN, protesting against Netanyahu Visit to United Nations General Assembly
https://t.co/QaronBrtaU
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Don't see hundreds but the one's shown are wearing identical shirts carrying pre-printed signs. (cheerleader in front)

How much did this cost Chairman Xi?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (+UcOf)

127 113 So does Ellen Page have

A- a peepee
B- a hoohah
C- neither
D- both

Posted by: Don Black
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Three holes in her head where apparently her brain leaked out.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

128 Let's put the MRAP to good use.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (+mpku)

129 Sarandon used to be a smoke show, like many Hollywood actresses. But, time is cruel, and no one is spared.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (ZxPkt)

130 What I don’t get is how people don’t get tired of being manipulated like that and keep coming back.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (jmRo5)


You mean, there might be people who need to be told what to know and who to hate, and like the feeling of being part of the special in-group?

I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)

131 Ace, do you fly United?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (W132F)

Ace, do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (N1DT3)

132 Oh, before I forget...

Congratulations on the new jarb, TJM!

Maybe the pay be generous, may your PTO be abundant and may the office wives have big, bouncing jugs.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (90D/B)

133 Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.
Posted by: Bulg

Ghostbuster's line, "Take me now, subcreature" must have got you all hot and bothered.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (E4rtv)

134 Susan Sarandon

Sean Penn

Dead Man Waking

The crazy didn't start with Tik Tok. The left has always been batshit insane.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)

135 >I never thought she was hot.

Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.

Posted by: Bulg
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Would you say Sarandon is overrated?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:58 PM (ZxPkt)

136 104 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

For someone turning 80 in a week, she looks pretty good. https://tinyurl.com/357yujum

She was a little before my time, but this photo of her popped up in my search supposedly during her mid-late 20s https://tinyurl.com/5n9ahny5

Maybe boobs were her thing? Must have been, because even then her face looked a little rough lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 01:59 PM (5HGTQ)

137 What's a movie?

Posted by: Bulg
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Exactly


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (+UcOf)

138 88Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
·
1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

=====

Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)
______

The vids of this bukkakefest are actually encouraging in that it's 100% pure paid-for astroturf. The matching shirts and protest paraphernalia are cute.

These are the same rent-a-mob hyper-losers that show up at all these staged events.

The takeaway is that they had to pay people to show up to protest Bibi. There's no grassroots, organic opposition who care enough to get off their weed-infused asses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

139 Patrick and Lindsay are individually suing the same doctors and medical establishments.

I hope their suits get tossed and they have to pay all legal fees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iKpE5)

140 Would you say Sarandon is overrated?
Posted by: Don Black

She did play a great baseball Annie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

141 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)


Do the Academy a solid. Use a D-6.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)

142 I'll believe that Ellen Page is serious if she tears off her sewed on penis and throws it at Netanyahu's SUV

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (NGWpV)

143 Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

Never let Bulg hire the stripper for a MoMee.

Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (90D/B)

144 138 The vids of this bukkakefest are actually encouraging in that it's 100% pure paid-for astroturf. The matching shirts and protest paraphernalia are cute.

These are the same rent-a-mob hyper-losers that show up at all these staged events.

The takeaway is that they had to pay people to show up to protest Bibi. There's no grassroots, organic opposition who care enough to get off their weed-infused asses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

=======

And the ability to spend to pay for rent a mobs feels limited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (I7axw)

145
Probably dressed in a hajib, burka or abaya, except for Elliot 'cause he's a dude now instead of an old whore actress screaming for attention.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (Y8DZL)

146 If I didn't see Ellen Page's name here I wouldn't know she exists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (+UcOf)

147 Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?
Posted by: Elliot Page at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)


Peter Dinklage promised to practice wearing lifts for that role, so . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

148 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning.
------------

Only missing Greta Thunberg.

Just when I thought 'Chelsea' had faded away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (XeU6L)

149 147 Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?
Posted by: Elliot Page at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)

Peter Dinklage promised to practice wearing lifts for that role, so . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

======

"Lifts?!"
-that one episode of Seinfeld where Mickey wore lifts because the child actor he was doubling had a growth spurt

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (I7axw)

150 Candace Ownens may have put herself in a compromising position for Harvey Weinstein. Tittilating!

Posted by: Paladin at September 24, 2026 02:03 PM (wFTcq)

151 Anytime I see 'reached out' I begin to discount whatever follows.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Fuck you, buddy.

(Reach out) Come on, girl, reach on out for me
(Reach out) Reach out for me
Hah, I'll be there with a love that will shelter you
I'll be there with a love that will see you through

Posted by: The Four Tops at September 24, 2026 02:03 PM (5HGTQ)

152 A story told with moving pictures and synched audio.

But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Victor Vector at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (q+18k)

153 >>> BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

Macklemore wasn't free? Couldn't take time from his busy schedule dressing up as Jewish stereotypes and glazing Palestine?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (Toos7)

154 Peter Dinklage promised to practice wearing lifts for that role, so . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

======

"Lifts?!"
-that one episode of Seinfeld where Mickey wore lifts because the child actor he was doubling had a growth spurt
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Maybe he could wear Timberlands.
-That one episode where George was up 2" in those things

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

155 On one of my local Western stations, they just started showing 'Wanted: Dead or Alive' on TV about the time I get home from work. I put it on while I scurry around the house. Those Steve McQueen eyes stop me every time. Wow.

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

156 The vids of this bukkakefest are actually encouraging in that it's 100% pure paid-for astroturf. The matching shirts and protest paraphernalia are cute.

These are the same rent-a-mob hyper-losers that show up at all these staged events.

The takeaway is that they had to pay people to show up to protest Bibi. There's no grassroots, organic opposition who care enough to get off their weed-infused asses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

=======

And the ability to spend to pay for rent a mobs feels limited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (I7axw)
_________

Yea. This is the biggest city in the country with almost 9 million people. 20+ million in a 50-mile radius.

This is the most hated head of state in the world (after Trump) on a very high-profile gig.

And the best they could do was assemble a minor grundle of trannies, geriatrics, losers, fuglies, and fart eaters.

Weak.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

157
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)




If ever three people needed a dose of pepper spray followed by a hickory shampoo and a helicopter ride...

Just to illustrate how much of a miserable commie cocksucker Sarandon is, rumor was that she broke up with Tim Robbins because he wasn't commie ENOUGH for her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (y9nCu)

158 Greta von Thule is still trying to sail to Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (iKpE5)

159 147 Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

Rorschach in Ed Wood's remake of Watchmen....

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 02:05 PM (Int1s)

160 I saw Minor Grundle open for...

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

161 154 Maybe he could wear Timberlands.
-That one episode where George was up 2" in those things

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

========

He painted them black!
-it was the backwards episode where they went to India for a wedding out of spite

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:06 PM (I7axw)

162 I saw Minor Grundle open for...
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Major Penis?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

163 Bradley Manning is still a criminal so he can't flee to Canada.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (iKpE5)

164 He painted them black!
-it was the backwards episode where they went to India for a wedding out of spite
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He Schnaaped me!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

165 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert

I used to feel the same, but as I've gotten older, I find it appreciate her look more and more. She's not the normal bombshell (Kate Upton, Sydney Sweeney, etc), but fit, fun, and with a great face. Dunno, but I appreciate it more and more.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (5HGTQ)

166 146 If I didn't see Ellen Page's name here I wouldn't know she exists.

Posted by: Braenyard

I curate my X timeline so they don't exist. Same with whatever nonsense equivalent to cat's hairballs that some internet 'influencer' tries to make a 'thing'.

The shame on X is the real good sources don't make squat, the pieces of human slime and AI bots stealing from the good sources make bank. And as a result, many of the good sources end up quoting noxious slimeballs to debunk them in part to drive up their own traffic.

Apply muting and blocking generously to stop from viewing slimeballs and/or Democrats.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)

167 158 Greta von Thule is still trying to sail to Gaza.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Look, that poor young girl just needs a good schtupping from a strong, loving man.

Any volunteers? For the good of the planet?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (5HGTQ)

168 Dunno, but I appreciate it more and more.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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You are not known for your standards in pulchritude.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

169 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (90D/B)

Galaxy Quest?

Posted by: Sjg at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (i8HNq)

170 Fart Eaters 😂

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (oqH4h)

171 169 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (90D/B)

Galaxy Quest?

Posted by: Sjg at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (i8HNq)

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Her getting into the space suit at the end of Alien.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (I7axw)

172 88Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
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1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

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Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting sucking off a producer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)

173 172 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting sucking off a producer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)

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Fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (I7axw)

174 Time Webzine says that Republicans are panicking over the coming blue wave. Lmfao.

Run for your lives, you guys.

The commie op designed to make you think Democrats are your overlords and it’s inevitable, continues. Lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (ASAPZ)

175
Any volunteers? For the good of the planet?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (5HGTQ)




Sorry, I'm boarding my United flight in a few minutes...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (y9nCu)

176 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert

I used to feel the same, but as I've gotten older, I find it appreciate her look more and more. She's not the normal bombshell (Kate Upton, Sydney Sweeney, etc), but fit, fun, and with a great face. Dunno, but I appreciate it more and more.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (5HGTQ)
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SW falls more in the "sexy" column than the "beauty" column. She was deliberately dowdy and unglamorous in the Alien films, but still sexy.

Contrast this with SS, who was deliberately dowdy and unglamorous in the Dyke Boxing Film, and not sexy or even attractive at all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

177 158 Greta von Thule is still trying to sail to Gaza.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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And she would thoroughly deserve what the Gazans would do to her if she ever made it.

Another tiresome 'activist' whose brain damaged tantrums as a child have not improved with adulthood. All to the bankbook advantage of her predatory parents. I think the other sister of Greta is doing pron or something more honorable than being an 'activist'

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

178 Why yes, I am an attention whore. Fat bitch out front should have told you.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (nvKZ7)

179 Her getting into the space suit at the end of Alien.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (I7axw)

Slow pan into the cargo lifter mech suit at the end of Aliens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (dK+Kv)

180 It's Thursday. Food shopping and garbage day. I hate chores.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (UjdFS)

181 174 Time Webzine says that Republicans are panicking over the coming blue wave. Lmfao.

Run for your lives, you guys.

The commie op designed to make you think Democrats are your overlords and it’s inevitable, continues. Lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (ASAPZ)

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"I know that polls consistently, every year, overstate Democrat positions in competitive races, especially before final polls, but they fixed everything this year, guys."

"There have been several major polling misses in the last 2 months."

"Everything's fixed, guys."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:12 PM (I7axw)

182 Her getting into the space suit at the end of Alien.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I was too distracted by her unrealistic panties to appreciate her beauty.

Posted by: Totally Not Gay Guys at September 24, 2026 02:12 PM (5HGTQ)

183 Speaking of other cases with suggestive evidence...

a new NYT article blames the old gerrymandered map for Utah on THE PATRIARCHY, and hints that Hagen, a woman justice, was unfairly fired for being a woman.

She CHOSE to step down. NYT acts like it was a false smear campaign against a woman, with no evidence. They conveniently leave out that her husband had texts between her and her BFF attorney guy friend she was allegedly sleeping with, that also happened to be an attorney on the redistricting case, oopsie. (Their "friendship" rekindled as her marriage was imploding.) The texts according to the husband hint at an affair. But he can never reveal them due to legalese in their divorce decree. So when a committee was looking into evidence of her alleged affair, to decide whether to drop her as a court justice, there was no evidence to submit. It's all behind a legal wall. So they found her not guilty, but she still left the job, probably because it was too messy.

That is NOT muh patriarchy, that is chummy relations between judge and attorney on cases she rules on, that call into question her judgment.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:13 PM (Toos7)

184 Harvey Weinstein is the nicest, kindest, sweetest, most caring person I know.

Posted by: Candace Owens, eyeing her fattened bank account at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (wVcYX)

185 BROWN SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD!

Posted by: Harvey 'Jailbait' Weinstein at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (YVxq2)

186 >>It's Thursday. Food shopping and garbage day. I hate chores.

Son of a bitc....

How the hell do you forget potatoes?

Elvis, go get the car. Good boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (viF8m)

187 "I know that polls consistently, every year, overstate Democrat positions in competitive races, especially before final polls, but they fixed everything this year, guys."

"There have been several major polling misses in the last 2 months."

"Everything's fixed, guys."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I am looking forward to the investigations of those pollsters placing bets in the prediction markets using their information to move the markets. Same shit as financial analysts have been doing on the downlow for years as has Congress critters.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

188
Slow pan into the cargo lifter mech suit at the end of Aliens.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (dK+Kv)



Best love scene in a scifi film: Hicks introduces Ripley to his "personal friend", the M40A Pulse Rifle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

189 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting sucking off a producer?

What, are they transphobes!?!?! I can give head for roles too you know!!!

Posted by: "Ellen" Paige at September 24, 2026 02:15 PM (5HGTQ)

190 >> Everything's fixed, guys."

We are already seeing the tightening you predicted in July. We are now getting walk backs, like Rove in the WSJ this morning, that little weasely, fatman, flabby, dick juggler.

I see more signs of Dems growing concerned. One article said Republicans blew their money advantage by starting too late and letting things be defined and settled in early.

I laughed so hard I puked.

There is a lot of ground between now and November and some fairly big “undecided” margins that I personally believe are the pollsters new fudge factors.

There is no way, like they said last week, that Republicans will lose every toss up race. No way.

If we can motivate people to get out there and vote, our edge in registration will pull us over the finish line.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ASAPZ)

191 The woman I think is beautiful makes the woman you think is beautiful look like something the cops would fish out of a river.

It's science.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ZxPkt)

192 187 I am looking forward to the investigations of those pollsters placing bets in the prediction markets using their information to move the markets. Same shit as financial analysts have been doing on the downlow for years as has Congress critters.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

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It is the single best explanation for polling industry behavior since 2024.

Even beyond, "they're just bad at it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:17 PM (I7axw)

193 The woman I think is beautiful makes the woman you think is beautiful look like something the cops would fish out of a river.

It's science.
Posted by: Don Black

Science is overrated.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

194 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ccf/V)

195 I am looking forward to a pollsters Jonestown. I’ll bring the cool aid. Cherry flavored. I’m tired of those fuckers running an op for Democrats every cycle.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ASAPZ)

196 >It's Thursday. Food shopping and garbage day. I hate chores.

Posted by: wth
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that's uncanny
I did both of those in the last hour

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ZxPkt)

197 Hey ace!

It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

198 Yeah, I'm not tuning into a "Candace Owens Investigates:" segment........


Grifting whore.

I say whore because I don't know if she is a slut, but she certainly sells herself out to the highest bidder.....or most bidders, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ccf/V)

199 2 Based on the same standard of evidence Candace applies to others:

GUILTY!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)
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My very first thought. Once again, we are two brains united by a single thought.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uyuYG)

200 >> It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

Nobody bend over.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ASAPZ)

201 good one

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ZxPkt)

202 Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uyuYG)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

203 It is the single best explanation for polling industry behavior since 2024.

Even beyond, "they're just bad at it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything. Thin markets generate junk whether penny ante stocks, sportsball betting on weird stats, or political predictions markets.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)

204
Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert



On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (y9nCu)

205 >>> Contrast this with SS, who was deliberately dowdy and unglamorous in the Dyke Boxing Film, and not sexy or even attractive at all.

I finally watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and she has a blink-and-you-miss-it part as one of the Manson cult chicks. She was, um, definitely different looking without makeup and the boobs not being highlighted! Still girl next door pretty, but it was a stark transition to her recent ads.

Lena Dunham also played a Manson chick. She did not have to act much with the crazy cult persona, it was already there! Some of the girls, especially the one Brad's character flirts with in the car, were definitely dialed into the crazy/hot matrix and had the crazy eyes on lock.

She just adopted a baby via surrogate. Someone needs to tell her she can't rehome it, like she did her dog, if it pees on her carpet and she drives it insane. She always scoffed at things like trad marriage with a white dress and family, yet clearly yearned for them in a passive aggressive, resentful way. God bless that little child, may it somehow emerge ok.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (Toos7)

206 Galaxy Quest?
Posted by: Sjg at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (i8HNq)

She had a little work done, but yes, her tits looked nice.

Speaking of Galaxy Quest I got myself a cheap copy on bluray and rewatched it for the first time in...25 years?

I actually enjoyed it this time. Very fun. It's not a Stat Trek satire in the slightest, it's actually about Hollyweird. But I really liked it. I will no longer say it's massively overrated. I have upgraded this movie to slightly overrated but a very fun time.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:22 PM (ewwgA)

207 I love that the prediction markets are largely driven by a few large accounts. It’s all pay like it’s a fixed op or something.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:23 PM (ASAPZ)

208 Just asking questions.

Isn't that her schtick?

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 02:23 PM (lCppi)

209 On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Yeah, I never got the Uma thing, either. She made that movie with Jeanine Garofalo in the late 90s, and Jeanine was definitely more appealing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

210 Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uyuYG)


YAY!

A bluebell sighting!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:24 PM (ccf/V)

211 204
Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert



On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Shitty attitudes mean more in analysis of beauty than physical attributes. A genuine smile (including the eyes btw) from almost everyone but especially women can up their attractiveness significantly.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

212 Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN....
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One has-been and two never-was's. They don't make protests like they used to.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:25 PM (TN0g+)

213 Maybe boobs were her thing? Must have been, because even then her face looked a little rough lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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She played a woman well.
The Hunger
Bull Durham

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:25 PM (+UcOf)

214 207 I love that the prediction markets are largely driven by a few large accounts. It’s all pay like it’s a fixed op or something.
Posted by: Vengeance
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It is the more dishonest equivalent of a carny game with a crane or throw the hoops over the milk bottle.

But it seems too many people want something for nothing and will end up getting nothing for something.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (E4rtv)

215 A genuine smile (including the eyes btw) from almost everyone but especially women can up their attractiveness significantly.
Posted by: whig

Yep. Sydney Sweeney's odd features go away when she smiles.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

216 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert



On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (y9nCu)
___________

I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person. I wouldn't say beautiful. Somewhat odd looking, in fact. But striking and sexy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

217 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

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That reminds me I need to dig out my winter hat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (2UnvF)

218 204
Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert
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She looks a lot like a person.
If she were only a better actress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (+UcOf)

219 >She played a woman well.
The Hunger
Bull Durham

Posted by: Braenyard
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early in her career she was typecast as a woman
could never escape it

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)

220 I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person. I wouldn't say beautiful. Somewhat odd looking, in fact. But striking and sexy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And how was she in the sack?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

221 I question whether or not Epstein was guilty of all the stuff he was convicted for and at least some of the accusations were just women who hated themselves after deliberately and intentionally sleeping with this toad. But he's definitely a scumbag who did a lot of awful stuff.

The depressing part is that he was apparently the Dutch kid with his thumb in the wall holding back the crap the left wanted to inject into movies, because the overall quality of film from Hollywood has taken a near-vertical dive since he was turfed out.

On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.

She could be attractive in her youth but she's long since crossed that line. Same with Cameron Diaz who looks like a dude half the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (KyEAU)

222
Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)



The combination of gambling and Fantasy Sports has already ruined the game, no matter what sport or league. As soon as gambling money started chasing fantasy teams, players started focusing on putting up personal stats rather than the teamwork necessary to actually win games and championships.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (y9nCu)

223 In the 1960s, Tex Schramm asked Tyler native Dee Brock to form a cheer squad. What she created became an icon recognized around the world. The founding director of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has died at 96.


R. I. P.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (y2Cpc)

224 These people are repugnant.

Posted by: Just super gross at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (TbWk/)

225 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)

226 A genuine smile (including the eyes btw) from almost everyone but especially women can up their attractiveness significantly.
Posted by: whig

Yep. Sydney Sweeney's odd features go away when she smiles.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

Same with Mayim Bialik. Homely and a weirdo, but she has a wonderful smile.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (PSEDc)

227 I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person. I wouldn't say beautiful. Somewhat odd looking, in fact. But striking and sexy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And how was she in the sack?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Don't know about that. But she's tall and quite fetching in a black leather jacket. And surprisingly cool about some rando touching her at a butterfly exhibition at the Museum of Natural History. No idea what her politics are, but she seemed pretty normal and chill.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

228 >>> Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything. Thin markets generate junk whether penny ante stocks, sportsball betting on weird stats, or political predictions markets.

Whig, there was an article in the Atlantic, of all places, that had a good take on this. They gave a reporter a $10K retainer to gamble and test out the betting markets for a story. (He is a straightlaced Mormon so he doesn't gamble. He sought out advice from his bishop before taking on the story. His bishop gave him warnings he later admitted came true.) He found it eventually affected everything he did in negative ways. His family, his stress. He attended gambling anonymous group meetings as part of the story, and realized he was def jonesing for it by the end. He said it was frightening how online sports betting can suck you in.

He actually brought up Chesterton's fence, and said that maybe when earlier generations banned gambling, it was for a good reason. How the 2018 Supreme Court ruling may have inadvertently torn down a protective fence we didn't realize society needed. And now the wolves are entering and eating up the lambs.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (Toos7)

229 Support a terrorist today tour!



Macklemore
@macklemore
·
4h
What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.

So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.

Sign up at http://macklemore.com

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (kX27y)

230 Yeah, I never got the Uma thing, either. She made that movie with Jeanine Garofalo in the late 90s, and Jeanine was definitely more appealing.

She was cute when she was young but she always had that "I hate you and think you are pond scum" look on her face when she wasn't pretending to be friendly. Not RBF but genuine contempt for all humanity. Her comedy act was basically "everyone in my audience is subhuman scum and I hate you. I have perioids."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (KyEAU)

231 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)



Perineum!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

232 Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)



The combination of gambling and Fantasy Sports has already ruined the game, no matter what sport or league. As soon as gambling money started chasing fantasy teams, players started focusing on putting up personal stats rather than the teamwork necessary to actually win games and championships.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (y9nCu)

Commercial timeouts and massive sponsorship deals for "amateur" sportsballers ruined the "sport" a long time ago. It's only gotten worse over time.

Posted by: Just super gross at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (TbWk/)

233 "That characterization is patently untrue. Harvey never offered or paid anyone $1.75 million to influence a jury, and there was no such agreement," Engelmayer said.

So many ways this sentence can be true, and yet Weinstein still tried to influence the jury. Damn Lawyers and Politicians.

Too bad they're not more honest...
https://youtu.be/wpjX4q5ZWQc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (l3cgK)

234 Sigourney Weaver, Gillian Anderson.

I don't get the appeal. I guess there is no accounting for taste, mine included.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (wVcYX)

235 Weinstein never dragged a girl behind a bush or held a knife to her throat. Every girl who had sex with him knew exactly what she was doing and why. It was a business transaction that she actively participated in. Harvey didn't do anything illegal. The US judicial system needs to stop persecuting men for being men.

Posted by: jwest at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (BwWDk)

236 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)


Do the sea otters know this? the ones I saw seems pretty clueless.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)

237 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)


Perineum!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

That's a type of decorative tree isn't it?

Posted by: The perineum needs trimming at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

238 Some of the girls, especially the one Brad's character flirts with in the car, were definitely dialed into the crazy/hot matrix and had the crazy eyes on lock.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (Toos7)

Margaret Qualley
Andie MacDowell’s daughter.

She did a good job with her small role as Cliff Booth’s jailbait temptation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

239 The combination of gambling and Fantasy Sports has already ruined the game, no matter what sport or league.

100%. Coverage, stats, even drafting and team play have all ben corrupted by gambling. Baseball was the first casualty but its spread through all of them. Football has been corrupt forever but its gotten even worse lately.

Literally running gambling ads during games and having ESPN do fantasy league shows is just shocking to me. But lets keep Shoeless Joe and Pete Rose out of the hall of fame forever!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (KyEAU)

240 236 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)


Do the sea otters know this? the ones I saw seems pretty clueless.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)

Is it sea otters or river otters I have to watch my ass around?
Eh, I'll watch it around all otters I guess...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (l3cgK)

241 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Sigourney Weaver was made to look hot in Ghostbusters (1 or 2? Who remembers?). Which only goes to show that even a weird-looking chick can look hot with the focused efforts of enough highly-paid makeup professionals, hair stylists and lighting experts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 02:33 PM (guGkK)

242 Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN....
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One has-been and two never-was's. They don't make protests like they used to.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:25 PM (TN0g+)

***

Chicago '68.
Those were the days.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:33 PM (2WIwB)

243 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

244 OK Macklemore, whoever the fuck you are, who are the billionaires silencing you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (2UnvF)

245 237 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)


Perineum!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

That's a type of decorative tree isn't it?

Posted by: The perineum needs trimming at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

One year, my niece (when she was maybe 3) found a tampon in her mom's purse and hanged it on the Christmas tree like an ornament...next to a Mario (from Super Mario Brothers)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (l3cgK)

246 238 Some of the girls, especially the one Brad's character flirts with in the car, were definitely dialed into the crazy/hot matrix and had the crazy eyes on lock.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (Toos7)

Margaret Qualley
Andie MacDowell’s daughter.

She did a good job with her small role as Cliff Booth’s jailbait temptation.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)



Casting couches or nepotism. Gotta swallow the right sperm or be conceived from the right sperm.

Posted by: Luck or suck at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

247 Charlie’s Angels = Peak Cameron Diaz.
Drew Barymoore, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

248 Weinstein never dragged a girl behind a bush or held a knife to her throat.

No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it:

"Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?"
--The King of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:35 PM (KyEAU)

249 Sea Otter Awareness Week detracts from the attention due to the pervasive Anti-Penguite sentiment from a small, mouthy minority on here. Shunned like CandyO and Tucker they should be.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at September 24, 2026 02:35 PM (Fn+3X)

250 Hey, how about the Commander’s Gumby QB? Three years in a row he dislocated his throwing arm. He be Gumby damn it! Top acquisition.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (KGj36)

251 Gee, Candace. At least whores get paid. You just slop it around for free?

Posted by: Croaker at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (1jzs8)

252 >>> I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person.

She was good in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. They purposely covered her character up in long sleeves and flowy clothes because her character, while a model, has an abusive boyfriend and is very neurotic and self conscious. They played down her looks and she was still gorgeous.

Oh, and speaking of Uma and a Tarantino film...OMG, so many images of women in bare dirty feet in Once Upon a Time! Margot Robbie takes her feet out of her boots in the theater, the Manson chick with her feet on the dash, etc. He really let his foot fetish fly in that film. It could have been a drinking game.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (Toos7)

253 102 Two faux females and a faux actress walk into a bar...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (iKpE5)

...when suddenly a story flaming garbage truck drops on top of them like a hammer from heaven. Everybody cheers!

The end.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (6+ehB)

254 Uma Thurman lived about 15 miles from me up in Woodstock
She was married to Ethan Hawke at the time. Her daughter who's now an actress played with a friend's granddaughter. Uma is tall, but a little odd looking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (NGWpV)

255 "There ain't much there, but what's there is choice."

-Spencer Tracy, about Katherine Hepburn

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)

256 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood

::hides behind couch::

Posted by: Shelley Duvall at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (vRYMt)

257 Charlie’s Angels = Peak Cameron Diaz.
Drew Barymoore, too.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

You are incorrect. Peak Cameron Diaz was The Mask. Thereafter she got all anorexic looking.

Posted by: Upon this hill I shall die at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (TbWk/)

258 Oh, and speaking of Uma and a Tarantino film...OMG, so many images of women in bare dirty feet in Once Upon a Time! Margot Robbie takes her feet out of her boots in the theater, the Manson chick with her feet on the dash, etc. He really let his foot fetish fly in that film. It could have been a drinking game.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (Toos7)

Hmm. I didn't even notice tbh. I always look forward to that last scene where he takes the manson family apart with dog, a can of dog food, and well...not really a good way to describe what happened to the redhead. Great scene though.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (6+ehB)

259 So Harvey had a bad case of old man balls and had it Botched?
Now that's funny.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM


Can you thrown them o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier...

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (4NO2D)

260 ...not really a good way to describe what happened to the redhead. Great scene though.
Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM


she was put on hold.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

261 She was a little before my time, but this photo of her popped up in my search supposedly during her mid-late 20s https://tinyurl.com/5n9ahny5

Maybe boobs were her thing? Must have been, because even then her face looked a little rough lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Closer to 45

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (+UcOf)

262 two in a row. There must be a new thread.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

263 No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it:

"Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?"
--The King of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Actors and performer should be segregated from civil society as they were from the beginning of time until the latter part of the 20th Century.
Weinstein, as far as any correction of that system goes is nothing.
He is a sacrificial distraction from the corruption of Hollywood and the law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (+UcOf)

264 Totally happy that Candace got caught in this. It makes sense in her greed and need to be in the spotlight.

Her need for clicks to say the opposite (Kirk murder) of anyone else.

I love this for her, to be connected to Weinstein and a pay out.

Regarding who he helped, look at "his" women who got Oscars from their first movie. I can think of two right now.

Then look at "his" women who never said a bad word against him in the #MeToo. There are several.

Bloated toad of a "man." You have to give it all for the Oscar. Those who did not I admire more.

As I have said before, I would know better than to go to his hotel room alone. Second, when he opened the door in his robe I would leave. Third, either an ambulance or a coroner van would arrive if I was stupid enough to go in his room. There would be a lot of blood and it would not be mine.

My mother kept me from two "modeling" photoshoots in CA from supposed scouts in college. I did not even have to ask her as I knew she'd say no. Parents were over 1k miles away and I knew better and thought more of myself.

Markle's ladder climb.. She, it is said, let the Weinstein hog do anything to her. He later bragged he slept with her. Trash.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (hzuYO)

265 A whore and her money. And she shot JFK

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (iE9pX)

Of Course: Liberal Judge Rushes in to Save CNN and MSNOW

Just the News:

A federal judge ordered President Donald Trump early Thursday to restore White House access to CNN, MSNOW and Politico, temporarily blocking his bid to ban them from accessing the executive mansion.

U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly, a Trump appointee, said the news outlets had met the "high bar" for a preliminary injunction and that White House must "immediately return, reinstate, and restore" their access.

The legacy media outlets, including Fox, protested Trump by refusing to carry the White House pool reporting and footage that all other media rely on. I actually can understand Fox joining the embargo, because -- and strangely the leftwing media has forgotten all about this for some reason -- Obama repeatedly threatened to ban Fox from the White House. Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wouldn't count on that. Very much 2003 thinking. These are communists and the only thing that matters to them is the revolution and then the sweet, sweet purges thereafter.

But I understand their thinking.

Real America's Voice and Just the News have been undermining this boycott by doing the pool coverage themselves.

President Donald Trump's ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds last week did more than pick a fight with three newsrooms. It exposed how easily the country's main picture of the presidency can go dark.


...

After the White House blocked CNN from its assigned turn in the five-network television pool, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News declined in solidarity to fill the slot.

As a result, there was no shared network video of Trump boarding Air Force One.

Additionally, at a South Lawn ribbon-cutting for a new Marine One helipad, helicopter noise swallowed his remarks on the White House livestream.

...

But one conservative network, Real America's Voice, a partner of Just the News, is stepping into the void to create competition and a backup plan.

The White House listed RAV as secondary TV crew for the New York trip to the United Nations General Assembly gathering and on Wednesday, RAV said it would offer its pool camera as a free, unbranded feed to any outlet.

"When the traditional television pool chose to stand down, somebody still had to show up, turn the cameras on, and make sure the American public had access to the President," Parker Sigg, RAV's vice president, told Just the News. "RAV was ready to do exactly that. We have the crews, the infrastructure, and the ability to distribute this coverage far beyond our own network.

Hello. Looks like a slow news day.

Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 Yawn.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

2 It's amazing that the journalists think they are the only games in town.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (BpO1e)

3 Does it really matter who has "Whtie House Access"? No.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

4 Everything's a Hot Link!

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (R2gO3)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

6 fuck em

Posted by: doug at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (B1+sW)

7 what next? will a judge order the president to call on cnn reporters?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (CWTWj)

8 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

9 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (sIUuR)

10 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM

That story gets crazier the more I read about it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

11 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

12 Also, this is what I get for reading the content like a noob.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

13 3 Does it really matter who has "Whtie House Access"? No.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

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It's about who has access to offices that allow for easier relationship building between media figures and government officials.

The media really doesn't want to lose that, and they REALLY don't want themselves replaced by, say, Breitbart who can get off the record interviews with WH officials more easily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (I7axw)

14 I think the White House said fuck you and the judge gave them til 12:30 today to explain what fuck you means.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

15 Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wish I could say I care what happens to Fox, but I don't. They decided their interests were with the other dinosaur propagandists, so screw 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

16 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)

17 15 Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wish I could say I care what happens to Fox, but I don't. They decided their interests were with the other dinosaur propagandists, so screw 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

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Guild before anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (I7axw)

18
So the Courts are now telling the Golden Scalp Weasel that the press must be allowed into his home? Sounds like a MAJOR 3rd Amendment overreach to me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (iqcvy)

19 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM


I'm sure there are websites full of them, but...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (sIUuR)

20 I only watch RAV, as they always cover every word out of the President's mouth live. You should too.

Posted by: He Exhorted! at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (Fn+3X)

21 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM



Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!


Fret not! Taylor Lorenz has your back!!!


https://shorturl.fm/u2oA8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (ccf/V)

22 juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.
Busty lebsian

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (xDXWF)

23 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Into a waiting, spooled-up helicopter.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

24 How long since the last flaming skull and or pudding cup? Ages, I think.

Posted by: The Sheep of Piddington at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZEDPq)

25 I think the Journalistic Left wants to gin up a 'Constitutional crisis'.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

26 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

The legacy media is moribund. It grasps at the semblance of what it once was and convinces itself that it still has the same power.

All while crying about the fact it doesn't have the power it once had.

They are great at doublethink.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (N1DT3)

27 What a perfect way to re-direct press attacks on the war, 'affordability' and all the other issues they use to demean and insult Trump.
There's nothing more important to the press than themselves.
They really believe that they embody the First Amendment. They don't.
But give them a chance to grasp their pearls and proclaim outrage at the way they are being disrespected, and that's all they'll talk about.
Once again, Trump lives rent free in their heads.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (MNCvZ)

28 President Donald Trump's ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds last week did more than pick a fight with three newsrooms. It exposed how easily the country's main picture of the presidency can go dark.

...

After the White House blocked CNN from its assigned turn in the five-network television pool, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News declined in solidarity to fill the slot.

As a result, there was no shared network video of Trump boarding Air Force One.

Additionally, at a South Lawn ribbon-cutting for a new Marine One helipad, helicopter noise swallowed his remarks on the White House livestream.



They're banned from the press room or the entire grounds?

Because if the grounds, that's f*cking hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

30 Ace, you could do a Hollywood post about the incredibly awful new Tom Crusie film "Digger," which is an attempt to make a Climate Change Comedy that's so unfunny even the lefties can't summon a chuckle:

https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/ tom-cruise-digger-climate-change-oscar-chances/

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (Av6i5)

31 28
They're banned from the press room or the entire grounds?

Because if the grounds, that's f*cking hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

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It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

32 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)
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Put them in kindergarten chairs and see how long they last.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)

33 "Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today."

Well, you could always make one up, Ace, and put as many juicy details as you like. If CNN can completely fabricate stories, I don't see why you can't occasionally for a bit of fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (JrHfD)

34 29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

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He'll never win the presidency now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

35 Fret not! Taylor Lorenz has your back!!!


https://shorturl.fm/u2oA8


From the end of the link:

This editor's wife was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder (lupus erythematosus) years ago, but even she gave up the mask when everyone else did and stopped after the first booster. There are too many photos of Lorenz not wearing a mask to believe she uses one of these SIPmasks. We really believe the lesbian bar had an ulterior motive for keeping people's faces covered.

I guess this is a gentler way of saying "you ugly".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

36
Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.



Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

37 And thank you all for the continued prayers offered in the previous thread.

Seems we've needed them a lot.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

38 Afternoon Ace.
The merger between Paramount and Warner cannot come fast enough. "Your honor, CNN is withdrawing from this case because our news division no longer exists"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (NGWpV)

39 Just cancel all WH press briefings. These babies need to be thrown out with the polluted bathwater.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (XvL8K)

40 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)
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Put them in kindergarten chairs and see how long they last.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)
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Make them wear silly hats and force them to make their notes using pens that are big floppy plumes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (amcLV)

41 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

42 Getting sick and fucking tired of these cunt judges pieces of shit

Andrew Jackson their bony pissant asses already

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (UPRxU)

43
Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.


Biden, I think.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

44 Does the press core have security clearances? If not why not start requiring them of all WH press core?

That should easily limit the available press traitor's access.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (NnhvP)

45 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
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Yep. If its a 100 foot room, put them 85 feet back with zero rows of chairs intervening. Congrats, you're in the room. Put one or two "friendlies" in chairs 10 feet from the podium. Tell the judge to go back to doing...whatever it is that he says he does there.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TN0g+)

46 There is a simple solution to the White House Press access.

Shut it down.

The press can submit questions via an online form, after confirming their identity with rigorous MFA, of course. Responses will be distributed via mailing list.

That's it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)

47 Reinstate them and hold no press briefings.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (DPPrP)

48 So is it this judge's claim that everyone who claims to be a journalist be granted access to the WH? No limit?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (2UnvF)

49 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.


Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.


Is everything clear now?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

50 Give them their creds back.

Stop doing pressers.

Release official statements to the media.

There's no law stating the Administration must do press room briefings every day.

F*ck them.......where they live.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

51 Didn't Hillary have roped-off areas for the press at her campaign events? Like sheep in a pen?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

52 Heya Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (pdYbP)

53 It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You must know that area is needed for a backup helipad!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)

54 It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)
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Move them all to the janitor's closet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (FZ29D)

55 >>Yikes on bikes

Please stop.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (Zkdh8)

56 SMH, big hug to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (DPPrP)

57 ok, so Judge steps in as predicted to shut it down; give them back WH access. Ok. Here is a nice room to sit in. You can text your questions to this Assistant to the Press Secretary's assistant and we'll pass it over to this circular file.
Left likes process as punishment? Give them malicious compliance. They have WH access now. No one said where they would have access too and no one promised them questions. Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)

58 Didn't Hillary have roped-off areas for the press at her campaign events? Like sheep in a pen?
Posted by: Don Black

Chocolate Jesus locked them in a room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (h6CE+)

59
Fart cushions and stinger seats.

on the back row

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (+UcOf)

60 I don't get why anyone in particular would have such a right of access. As Edward Coke would have observed, seems fake and gay.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (sAnBa)

61
Is everything clear now?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)



LMMFAO.


I guess they don't remember this gem......


https://shorturl.fm/z1mAL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

62 Note, this a J6 judge that gave the Proud Boy guy 20 years.
That allowed an insane, new legal standard for conspiracy, over the old requirement that required an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
That is, an actual act or verbal agreement to undertake the conspiracy.

No more:
His new, improved--just for J6--standard was, "well, it can be a wink. Or a nod. Or neither if you want to imply it from the context. Whatever--just convict him."

So yeah, the left can fuck right off with the "Trump appointed" judge bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

63 Trump knew this would happen of course. I don't know what that means. Maybe some kind of OODA thing or maybe like an improv bit he threw out there. Maybe red meat for the base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (TO3+g)

64
You must know that area is needed for a backup helipad!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)

___________

The Donald J. Trump Latrine and Vomitorium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (eRlcH)

65 Trump should declare a constitutional right to cameras at SCOTUS.

Posted by: HowardDevore at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (H/Jxx)

66 I get that the legacy media is shit. They stir shit. Report shit. It's not a right to have access to the White House and/or the staff there, let alone the president.

But, in the grand scheme of things, this issue isn't.

Kill the press pool. Do it by e-mail, Zoom, or put a daily briefing up on the White House website. There's zero justification for the time and money spent on... this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (2Cry5)

67 Why would a Democrat ban Fox? That's yet more 2003 thinking.

Fox is on board with them and in the henhouse.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (YWUqf)

68 My sympathy for these cretins died off years ago. But it's kind of interesting how they insist on their importance while the world moves on.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (BpO1e)

69 >>Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget


Obama did that on several occasions.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (q7KFe)

70 Yep. If its a 100 foot room, put them 85 feet back with zero rows of chairs intervening. Congrats, you're in the room. Put one or two "friendlies" in chairs 10 feet from the podium. Tell the judge to go back to doing...whatever it is that he says he does there.
Posted by: Crusader

You need a 1" Thick double wall Lexan glass shield too

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (NnhvP)

71 Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.
Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)
----------
There's a jockstrap storage room in the White House?? Man, they think of everything.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (amcLV)

72 29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

Perhaps. Trump does have an unerring instinct for hijacking the news cycle and getting what he wants the discussion to revolve around taking place. The more the press talks about this tempest in a teapot is the less they shout about their other priorities.

Besides, this latest controversy will be forgotten about in two weeks, and it will be onto the next one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (0CU3H)

73 Hoover told the press corps to eat shit and die, and forced them to submit written questions that frequently received no reply, or a form letter.

This would be my policy as President, except without the written questions.

These swine would get their news the same way everyone else did. By watching the consequences of my actions.

Zero communication. Any leaks to media punishable by immediate firing and probable prosecution.

Acta non verba.

The President has no requirement to communicate a motherfucking thing to the swine of the media. None.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (+oUFo)

74 63 Trump knew this would happen of course. I don't know what that means. Maybe some kind of OODA thing or maybe like an improv bit he threw out there. Maybe red meat for the base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (TO3+g)

=======

The dominant strain of the Trump 2.0 legal efforts is at establishing precedent. Every major move hasn't been first about winning the particular issue, but on working through the system to create precedent on a larger scale.

It was the point of the firing of federal employees, of every immigration move, and of things like tariffs.

His admin is very forward looking, not looking for quick wins but establishing precedent that should outlast this presidency.

It doesn't always work, but it is the overarching philosophy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (I7axw)

75 The press has a right to be in the White House but the People don't have a right to be in the Capitol? 🤔

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (YWUqf)

76 OK, they can attend, they just can't take cameras in. Security reasons.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (r7+Q7)

77 Oy -

Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts

United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)

78 Give them access to the press room and a third tier power point presentation while RAV is present on the lawn as President walks to helipad. That's where he's at his best.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (+UcOf)

79 Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

80 Liberally spray the rooms down with buck rut.

Allow full access.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (sAnBa)

81 PDJT apparently finally stopped listening to judges.

the press passes were withheld.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (j+aD2)

82 >>United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.


I don't know about this guy...but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (q7KFe)

83 Next presser--

"Mr. Trump, is it true that the r.."

"I know what you are asking, is it true that I deserve to be on Rushmore. Well of course. Look at my accomplishment......"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Zkdh8)

84 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

You know what else was full?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (YWUqf)

85 Have the Bridgekeeper from Monty Python & The Holy Grail do screening of all who wish to enter

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

86 From the previous thread:

{271} If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:

https://tinyurl.com/56vcnz32

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (O7YUW)

87 So five large corporations are coordinating operations to attempt to control the market?

Posted by: Button_Pushing_Monkey at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (h5qFn)

88 63 Trump knew this would happen of course.

********

Around the same time he did this he announced Trump TV which would provide alternative coverage of his daily briefings

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (UPRxU)

89 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

=======

He'll never win the presidency now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

The wheels are closing in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (g8Ew8)

90 The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

I tried warning you, in great detail no less. But you wouldn't listen.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

91
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

__________

You see? This is how Democracy operates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (eRlcH)

92 Every week he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Zkdh8)

93 store jockstraps in.
Posted by: Nelly

Used highschooler.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (NnhvP)

94 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (G4zM/)

95 Coffee, tea, or Astroglide?

Posted by: United flight attendant at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (h6CE+)

96 >> The press has a right to be in the White House but the People don't have a right to be in the Capitol? 🤔

Bigot.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (UMWMT)

97 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

98
Trump won't issue press passes??? Well, in that case I'm voting for Talarico!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (eRlcH)

99 >I don't know about this guy...but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

Posted by: garrett
----

and I need some serious elbow room
hard to find on a passenger plane

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (ZxPkt)

100 >>>because the flight was full.

So was my prostate. What was I supposed to do?

Posted by: the masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (J4Dwc)

101 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
Posted by: beckster

United would have given her more, but it was her husband.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (5DOmj)

102 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Posted by: beckster
----------

United it ready when your are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (+UcOf)

103 Trump needs a hockey "bruiser" lawyer to show up.

A guy who is at the end of his career and don't give a shit about pissing off the judge, mocking his threat of sanctions.

Like how Trump used to brag about Bolton, "this guy is a madman, I'd just bring him to meetings and have him stand there, scare the shit of them."

Have the guy deliberately walk in just late enough that the judge can't rule.
Refuse to apologize for being late, just say, "Oh, you started without me?"
And interrupt the judge, talk over him, goad and mock him, "Oooh, look at the judge talking like he's important."
Yell back at the judge.
That kind of shit.

Because Trump doesn't know how sacred these assholes hold their phony-ass decorum and respect rules.
And how they're using that against him.
And they don't have a good way to deal with someone who doesn't fear a judge yelling at them or sanctions.
And this will destroy the very process they are using to illegally block Trump.

Sand in the gears of the Bullshit Machine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (3cUTc)

104 There is no legislation that governs White House access for media, it is all entirely in the provenance of the unitary executive.

This is wild and outrageous judicial overreach of the most grotesque nature.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (pIwiO)

105 98
Trump won't issue press passes??? Well, in that case I'm voting for Talarico!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (eRlcH)

=======

"I was okay with Trump and the pussy tape, the Charlottesville fine people comment, his Muslim ban, his giving everything to Russia, his Epstein connections, him being controlled by Israel, and his lack of movement on deportations, but this is the bridge too far."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (I7axw)

106 This was never going to stand, and I assume Trump knew that but he just enjoys tweaking the enemy propagandists and provoking the predictable outrage from millions of left-wing lunatics. If he really wanted to freeze out the anti-American leftists that dominate the US media landscape, he could have done so more effectively and quietly. That's just not his style.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (CYakq)

107 Smith-Mundt Modernization cuts both ways, and that's fundamental.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (wJXLk)

108 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

This would have never happened in First Class.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

109 My brother told me a funny story about Sam Houston. Houston hated the press. When he was on his deathbed, he asked for two reporters to come into his room, which everyone thought was really strange. When the two reporters were brought into the room, Houston asked for one of them to stand on one side of his bed, and one on the other side of the bed. Because, he told them, he wanted to die like Jesus (i.e., between two thieves).

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

110
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)



If I had a dollar for every time I masturbated because my flight was full, I'd be able to afford my own G-IV, complete with busty nymphomaniac flight attendants with a fetish for pudgy middle aged men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (iqcvy)

111 Psst, ace!

Lesbians do have long Covids.

Wide, too.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (TezPK)

112 37 And thank you all for the continued prayers offered in the previous thread.

Seems we've needed them a lot.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

Hope you took my comment about the matter in the spirit I made it in. I pray that your daughter comes out older and wiser.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (Gqar8)

113 Yikes on bikes
I long for dykes
Whose cafe woes
I post for likes

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (8Q86n)

114 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
=====

This is terrible news ... for the Commies.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

115 what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Best I can do:

Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated Activists are calling for more research and government support to address troubling health disparities.

Compared to 5% of cisgender men and 9% of cisgender women, 15% of trans adults say they are currently experiencing long COVID symptoms. Meanwhile, 12% of bisexual adults in the U.S. are living with post-COVID conditions, compared to 7% of straight, gay, and lesbian adults.

“Of course trans people have higher rates of long COVID,” says JD Davids, co-founder of The Network for Long COVID Justice group. “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."

Long COVID’s effects can be arduous. Whitehead, who once enjoyed playing soccer with friends, is now physically disabled and uses a mobility scooter.

Jessica Olson, a 45-year old bisexual living with type 1 diabetes and long COVID, feels the government has not put up enough money to care for people with the chronic illness. “The government needs to be spending 1000 times as much as it is to provide care for people with long COVID."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

116 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)


Unexpectedly??

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (KaLR8)

117 No such thing as a CNN Judge or an MSNBC Judge.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (YWUqf)

118
Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated

__________

No, it's simple. They're mentally ill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (eRlcH)

119 I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

120 Coffee tea or Vaseline?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)

121 I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)
===

Yeah, right next to Otto Pilot.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

122 Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

That is funny. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (JrHfD)

123
I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

__________

Never let an airline pilot near a white woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (eRlcH)

124 More like Rusty Lesbians, amiright?

Posted by: fly gal at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (5bi6r)

125 I just realized, Trump can do some funny here.

Give them back their passes.

At the back of the room.

Behind a brand-new partition.

With a video screen playing Trump campaign commercials.

Just loud enough to not bother the front of the room but loud enough they can't hear anything.

Done and done:
Malicious compliance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

126 115 Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated Activists are calling for more research and government support to address troubling health disparities.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026

======

Theory:

They're far leftists who are just generally unhealthy and mired in conspiracy theories about COVID's efficacy and danger who blame their general bad health conditions on a condition with amorphous symptoms and questionable existence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (I7axw)

127
Hope you took my comment about the matter in the spirit I made it in. I pray that your daughter comes out older and wiser.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM



All is well.

The only thing that should happen today is the court formally declares the charges and the lawyer enters her plea. Not sure that anything else will happen.

The good thing is after that, the lawyer can now attempt negotiations with the AG and see if they can get a deal to end this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

128 > United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

Obviously that's bad, but I'm wondering what actual alternatives there were. I suppose you could make an announcement, "This pervert's masturbating on the plane, are there any jacked bros who are willing to sit next to this asshole and make him behave?"

But then what happens if the jacked bro breaks his little pecker off? You're liable, right?

Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

129 Trump should treat CNN and MSNOW like Milton Waddams in Office Space. "Here, you can ask questions from the furnace room"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (NGWpV)

130 Long COVID Justice Group. Just what we need.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (h6CE+)

131 I wouldn't mind some long covid.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (7Q0e+)

132 United has become a shit airline. They are the same ones who protested that ICE was pulling people off the boarding lines.

BTW Federal indecency laws apply on airline flights, making what that jerkoff did a federal crime. He was subject to arrest and investigation by the FBI. The flight crew likely knew that and did nothing. There should have been law enforcement waiting for him upon landing. They did nothing.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (UMWMT)

133 JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

Unexpectedly??
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (KaLR

Elect us... We promise to bring back unemployment !

Posted by: The Dems at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

134 I think Trump gets reports each week:

"Sir, it looks bad, the Chinese and communists are gearing up for a big push this week with Xi's visit. They plan to blanket the media with talks about..."

"Yeah, let's kick some of them out of the WH -- they'll talk about that for a week. And call the lesbians, we need more stories about crazy lesbians. Everybody like poking fun at lesbians."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (Zkdh8)

135 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

This would have never happened in First Class.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.

Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)

136 i wonder what this judge thinks about what nick shirley does

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (CWTWj)

137 seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

He'll never get over macho grande.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (YWUqf)

138
I'm sure fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, Morgellons and chronic fatigue syndrome are more common in bisexual and trans people too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (eRlcH)

139 It still counts for the Mile High Club, though, right?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (r7+Q7)

140 My penis is 12 inches long. I have named it covid. I will be more than happy to give you long covid......

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)

141 Free Press headline is: EXCLUSIVE: ‘The New York Times’ Sued by Shareholders Over Biased Israel Coverage

The article lede is: "Shareholders of The New York Times filed a lawsuit against the paper’s parent company on Wednesday morning, arguing the paper has failed to meet its obligation: to tell readers the truth and correct itself in a timely fashion when it doesn’t."

The rest of it is behind a paywall


https://tinyurl.com/yc7e3d45

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)

142
Elect us... We promise to bring back unemployment !
Posted by: The Dems at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)



Don't you mean FUNemployment?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

143 My penis is 12 inches long. I have named it covid. I will be more than happy to give you long covid......
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)


I would tell you to go suck it, but I am told you have already done that

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

144 Had that happened on one of my flights, I would've instructed the lead FA to find the burliest guy in the cabin, explain the situation to him and have him switch seats with the young lady.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (J4Dwc)

145
In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.
Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)



I've seen that movie.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

146 Ace checks his sources
for Lesbian long Covid
Alas, seems fake and gay

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

147 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)


It is like a title of nobility, and cannot be removed from the Ancien Regime

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (rbvCR)

148 United has become a shit airline

**********

Become? They’ve been a shitshow in the 10 years that I’ve been forced to fly them. From either losing baggage to posting the wrong times for flights to an hour layover turning into 8 hours

But hey the important thing is that their pilots are diverse and have 33 pronouns

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (UPRxU)

149 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".

But first, give Harvey Weinstein a few minutes alone with the plants.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

150 The whole episode is inconsequential. Why buck the judiciary on something that doesn't matter? Why not on one of the immigration issues... like Maryland Man who's still around, and not parked in some Central American prison as he should?

Tell the judge who foisted that on us to go fuck hizself.

That, by itself would have been of consequence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (2Cry5)

151 Forget about unemployment. What about the temporary rise in gas prices!! OMG!!

Vote Democrap

Posted by: Democrats and the media at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (f4oEt)

152 The female passenger was apparently quoted as saying "I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane."

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (YWUqf)

153 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Make it fun by installing a penalty box. Get out of line, you are ushered into the box to become a spectator for the remainder of the press conference.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (EY29e)

154 I'm sure fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, Morgellons and chronic fatigue syndrome are more common in bisexual and trans people too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (eRlcH)



Bogus diagnoses to prescribe pharmaceuticals to keep Big Pharma happy and slowly kill off the population.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (ccf/V)

155 Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (YWUqf)

Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

156 Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

You remembered

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (YWUqf)

157 Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

Find out if there's anyone from the WH press corps on the plane, and then make them move next to Mr. Happy. They'd probably enjoy the experience. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

158 United sucks big time. They have exclusivity over flights into places like Houston. They absolutely rake people over the coals. Then they have a seating scheme that calls regular seats “premium” and they charge higher prices for them.

Posted by: Democrats and the media at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (f4oEt)

159 Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

You remembered
Posted by: ...

Sorry, didn't have time to get you a card or a gift. But I'll raise a glass in your honor when I have my evening cocktail.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

160 “Of course trans people have higher rates of long COVID,” says JD Davids, co-founder of The Network for Long COVID Justice group. “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."
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This is one of the most bizarre lines of reasoning I've ever seen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)

161 The whole episode is inconsequential. Why buck the judiciary on something that doesn't matter? Why not on one of the immigration issues... like Maryland Man who's still around, and not parked in some Central American prison as he should?

Tell the judge who foisted that on us to go fuck hizself.

That, by itself would have been of consequence.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (2Cry5)
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DC federal judges are bored. No one to ask them to sign "gag orders". No MAGATs to imprison. All they can do is sign anti-administration injunctions and rule on building codes.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)

162 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)


I would much rather have a rule that press passes and white house clearances are only provided to individuals for three months out of each calendar year to allow a clear and open cycling of members of the press through the system to promote fairness to the individuals in the press, robustness to the pool, and to avoid a sense that the position in the press pool is a personal possession or some mark of nobility to specific reporters.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)

163
49 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.

Is everything clear now?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM

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I remember that. It was Biden's people that did it. It was a fundraiser. There was one reporter there, and he was put in the closet so he couldn't hear what Biden said.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (HLgI3)

164 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".
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Make them sit on Hippity-Hop toys

LOL, remember those?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (3cUTc)

165 ----
This is one of the most bizarre lines of reasoning I've ever seen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)



Based on zero scientific fact whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

166 Yes, it must be a slow news day when we're wondering if Sunny Hostin REALLY lied about being the hold-out juror in the cannibal case.

https://x.com/RealJasonNelson/status/2103012060745670898

Posted by: KT at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (1RGZ5)

167 In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.
Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)


I've seen that movie.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)
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I must have missed that deleted scene in Airplane! (Extended Director's Cut!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (FZ29D)

168 Still waiting for Trump to just yawn and ignore these judges.

But I don't think he's wired that way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)

169 “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."

The trannnies dehumanize themselves. One's sex is a central component of one's humanity. Once you deny that, you've gone a long way toward denying your humanity.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

170 Is long covid a feeling?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (YWUqf)

171
!!!!

Once again the horde grey boxes have found a solution!

White house just needs to hire masturbating United passenger, and sit him down next to CNN in the press room.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Zkdh8)

172 ----
I must have missed that deleted scene in Airplane! (Extended Director's Cut!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (FZ29D)



It was right there next to the bouncing boobs. The boobs and the jerk were in perfect sync!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

173 Theory: They're far leftists who are just generally unhealthy and mired in conspiracy theories about COVID's efficacy and danger who blame their general bad health conditions on a condition with amorphous symptoms and questionable existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The pro-trans article put it more delicately and positively.

Another reason queer, trans, and bisexual adults might be overrepresented among people with long COVID is that they’re more likely to recognize what long COVID is in the first place. That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

174 The United passenger who was rubbing one out -- was his name Pete?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (KaLR8)

175 Dang, TACO--Trump let them in just a bit ago.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

176 Pretty sure Trump knew this wouldn't stand.. I think he was trying to call out the lies... He doesn't have to call on them .

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (+gK6I)

177 >>>Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth"
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Saw that in a movie. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (+UcOf)

178 Couldn’t that be dykes on bikes?

Posted by: working_man at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (43OWJ)

179 Do you think lesbians grow on trees?

Posted by: PG at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (S5uGP)

180
That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

_________

You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
The government needs to come to your aid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

181 173 Another reason queer, trans, and bisexual adults might be overrepresented among people with long COVID is that they’re more likely to recognize what long COVID is in the first place. That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

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Oh, advocates telling them that they're victims?

Wow...unbelievable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (I7axw)

182 "I remember that. It was Biden's people that did it. It was a fundraiser. There was one reporter there, and he was put in the closet so he couldn't hear what Biden said."

Actually, it was probably more like they didn't want him to hear *how* Biden said it.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (GMWTj)

183 >>>Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

I've been binging Jimmy Carr heckler videos. He's a pretty funny guy.

https://youtube.com/shorts/og6sQg7H9pQ

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (W132F)

184 I too have named my penis Covid.....

Posted by: The Paolo at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

185 The United passenger who was rubbing one out -- was his name Pete?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (KaLR

No the guy on the plane said he didn't mind Jews existing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (YWUqf)

186 180 You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
The government needs to come to your aid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

========

And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)

187 How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that Melania is required to show proof of citizenship because some liberal fag claims she isn't a citizen, and until that proof is verified, she must return to her country of origin?

How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that Trump Tower in NY needs to be closed because some liberal asshat claims to have proof there are rats in the stairwells?

How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that all Trump golf courses must be ploughed under because they are using too much fertilizer to keep the grass green because some fu*king commie democrat claims to have proof that fertilizer is disruptive to the environment?

Pull your heads out of your asses judges...America is NOT a Judiciocracy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

188 I'm sure the fact that I'm dead wouldn't stop Ron from trying to put his pecker in me. I passed in 2018 at the age of 58.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (7Q0e+)

189 Wash your mask, wear your hands
Trump said pussy
AI is going to kill us all

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (UjdFS)

190 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)

191 And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)
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Special treatment for the first person to stop clapping and sit down.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

192 Boss.

>> Argentine President Javier Milei:

"The United Nations has become a useless organization whose entire function is to feed a caste of arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned officials.

Those who claim to defend human rights have backed bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets.

They systematically voted against Israel while staying silent in the face of Islamist terrorism and the murder of Christians in Africa."

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (f4oEt)

193 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.
......

Did I miss a good one?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

194 yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Create new press room in the sump room. Access via very long walk with unfriendly Secret Service.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (FhXTo)

195 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)



Seems he's suffering from dementia and was released to a private residence in 2023. He was ruled unable to stand trial.

Posted by: s at September 24, 2026 12:59 PM (ccf/V)

196 WTF was THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

197 Only Liberal Judges are told about the double-secret Article VIII of the US Constitution.

"The White House Correspondents Association shall solely select the members of the press the White House must admit to everywhere on the premises."

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (5rh/l)

198 "Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today."

I saw The Juicy Lesbians open for Melissa Etheridge.

But not at a concert.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

199 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

____________________________

Best place to look.... WNBA. You know, Dykes in Nikes.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)

200 192 Boss.

>> Argentine President Javier Milei:

"The United Nations has become a useless organization whose entire function is to feed a caste of arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned officials.

Those who claim to defend human rights have backed bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets.

They systematically voted against Israel while staying silent in the face of Islamist terrorism and the murder of Christians in Africa."

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (f4oEt)

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There was a time when John Bolton was a dull version of this.

Oh, how times have changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (I7axw)

201 His admin is very forward looking,

I think he looks forward to slamming the media.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (FhXTo)

202 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)


Seems he's suffering from dementia and was released to a private residence in 2023. He was ruled unable to stand trial.
Posted by: s

Who's this?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

203 One of the many hallmarks of communism and part of the playbook is to make your opponent feels any resistance is futile.

It is the playbook Democrats are using for the midterm elections.

Do not believe anything you hear from the media.

Get out. Vote. Win. Save the country from these maniacs.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (f4oEt)

204 Politico has no.White House.access?I guess that would.make too obvious that they make.shit up.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (bX16E)

205 Who's this?
Posted by: Bulg

Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (h6CE+)

206 And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)
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Ruuvry!!!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (ccf/V)

207 WTF was THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

Here? You're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (W132F)

208 > Pull your heads out of your asses judges...America is NOT a Judiciocracy.
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Sadly, it already is. And it's squarely aligned with the left. They make the laws, enforce the ones they agree with and ignore the ones they don't. Put in prison people they think should be there and set free the ones they don't.

The judiciary is a full state of insurrection. Nobody seems to know what to do about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (2Cry5)

209 but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

With fuel prices rising you have to be efficient.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (FhXTo)

210
Here? You're going to have to be more specific.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (W132F)



I had a nick fail......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

211 Remember that one of the many devious and destructive things Democrats have promised if they win is to fully reengage in the UN and restore every program and dollar the current administration has exited or withdrawn.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (f4oEt)

212 Do you think lesbians grow on trees?
Posted by: PG
......

They prefer bushes.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

213 Long COVID’s effects can be arduous. Whitehead, who once enjoyed playing soccer with friends, is now physically disabled and uses a mobility scooter.

Jessica Olson, a 45-year old bisexual living with type 1 diabetes and long COVID, feels the government has not put up enough money to care for people with the chronic illness. “The government needs to be spending 1000 times as much as it is to provide care for people with long COVID."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

Terrible disease. The government should give them all free phosgene inhalers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (dPOOv)

214 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

--

Mile High Club, V2.0?

What kind of sick degenerate would do something like this on a plane? Anyone want to tell me this country isn't on the rocks morally? The vile crap I seem to read nearly every day would not be believed by anyone 20 years ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

215 >>>Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Sorry. Best we can do is Mass lesbo bar no longer requiring masks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (W132F)

216 I had a nick fail......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

In other words Tuesday

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (YWUqf)

217 OT- There is a new movie coming about the exploding pagers . It's called "Paging Hezbollah":

https://tinyurl.com/53wxedku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (JrHfD)

218 he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)


1/2", just the front legs.

They'll need chiropractic care in a month.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (FhXTo)

219
In other words Tuesday
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (YWUqf)



Valid, really, any day of the week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (ccf/V)

220
What kind of sick degenerate would do something like this on a plane? Anyone want to tell me this country isn't on the rocks morally? The vile crap I seem to read nearly every day would not be believed by anyone 20 years ago.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

___________

I am seeing more signs in a variety of businesses saying not to abuse the staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (eRlcH)

221 Trump kicked over a lot of rice bowls and derailed a lot of gravy trains.

The gangsters want their crooked scams and schemes back.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

222 153 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.
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Britain, In the dock, isn't that an elevated area where testimony is given? Four elevated seats high above the others move them there so that all may observe their superiority.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (+UcOf)

223 Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

How about just clobbering the fucker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dPOOv)

224 Democrats killed the XL pipeline and cheered. Then they spent the entire Biden Administration trying to kill the oil and gas industry. They bogged down the permitting process with red tape, increased fees and inspection to slow it down, stopped issuing offshore permits and many other things. Their stated goal was to raise the price of gas so high their green garbage would look good.

This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (f4oEt)

225 I am seeing more signs in a variety of businesses saying not to abuse the staff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Heh. ISWYDT.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

226 he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

1/2", just the front legs.

They'll need chiropractic care in a month.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (FhXTo)

Give them assigned seating in those little tiny kindergartener chairs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (W132F)

227 I didn't know you can't stop people from masturbating in public. Must have been a Hawaiian Judge ruling.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (YWUqf)

228
Had that happened on one of my flights, I would've instructed the lead FA to find the burliest guy in the cabin, explain the situation to him and have him switch seats with the young lady.
Posted by: one hour sober

==================

Either that or the flamingest fag on the plane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (mmrXZ)

229 There was a time when John Bolton was a dull version of this.

Oh, how times have changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (I7axw)


I am currently reading a meaty essay on how the adoption of utilitarian and "evolutionary" thought turned the classical liberal philosophy into a dull statist movement willing to compromise for "efficiency" over personal freedom and liberty. In that manner, Bolton is a leading light.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)

230 Ron achieved conditional release. So he's back at home receiving "treatment".
Cry dementia and let slip the neurons in decline.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (7Q0e+)

231 OT- There is a new movie coming about the exploding pagers . It's called "Paging Hezbollah":

https://tinyurl.com/53wxedku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (JrHfD)

By the Bee? That's a quality title.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (W132F)

232 Like someone said up thread, doing that act on an aircraft is a violation of federal law with pretty severe penalties. This is a giant fail on the part of United, who sucks anyway.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (f4oEt)

233 Were only in it for the money. (And fake polls).

Posted by: Martha MacCallum FOX NEWS at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (nvKZ7)

234 I didn't know you can't stop people from masturbating in public. Must have been a Hawaiian Judge ruling.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (YWUqf)

Don't get any funny ideas. A comment section is one thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (W132F)

235
Well, at least the algorithm is giving me beagle puppy videos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (eRlcH)

236 Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

A very 2026 way to go out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (h6CE+)

237 You are kidding yourself if you still believe that Fox is anything more than "conservative flavored" media to get the large market share that all other mainstream media actively and obviously tries to offend. They are the GOPe senator that poses with flags and has his picture taken on a horse holding a shotgun in the country and then votes with the Dems against Trump whenever he thinks he can get away with it.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (3/XaG)

238 Maybe the dude just needed some emotional support hand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

239 This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (f4oEt)


I bet part of the thought is that fuel prices will go down once the EU conquers the Russian oil fields and takes the Russian refineries.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

240 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

After reading this statement, Deep shag carpet and the word "Moist" popped into my head. Weird.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (OkYzo)

241 And Ace said it was a slow news day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

242 229 I am currently reading a meaty essay on how the adoption of utilitarian and "evolutionary" thought turned the classical liberal philosophy into a dull statist movement willing to compromise for "efficiency" over personal freedom and liberty. In that manner, Bolton is a leading light.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)

========

It seems to me that classical liberalism's changes over the last century are because the philosophy actually has no limiting principles. It's atomizing to the individual while rejecting anything like organizing structures which then makes it a requirement to open up any cultural space to those who wish to destroy it.

So, it's an ideology built to self destruct because no, you can't tell the communist that he's not allowed in America because that's his atomized right to be wrong. And no, you can't bar the communist from government because that his atomized right to seek office in America. And no, we can't use the power of government to stop the communist from rounding us up in boxcars because that's in violation of our principles of not telling other people what to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (I7axw)

243
You are kidding yourself if you still believe that Fox is anything more than "conservative flavored" media to get the large market share that all other mainstream media actively and obviously tries to offend

____________

It's like being a Trotskyite in Stalin's Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (eRlcH)

244 Maybe the dude just needed some emotional support hand.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)



He was feeling unclean and had read on the internet somewhere that jizz was a cleansing agent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

245 Excuse me miss. That's NOT hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (W132F)

246 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (W132F)

This a great name. So is "Grim Beeper" but I think this is a legit movie, not some humor from
"Babylon Bee".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (JrHfD)

247 And Ace said it was a slow news day.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)


I wonder if he will discuss any of the speeches or apparent machinations at the UN

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

248 He didn't want to get 'backed up'.

Posted by: Seinfeld Reference at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (Q+gd/)

249 Man, these judges wield power like birthright Kings. I knew I should've been a lawyer. Who appoints Hawaiian Tropic Appellate Judges anyway? Is that state or local?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (r7+Q7)

250 See? That story is tailor-made for AoSHQ.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (W132F)

251
Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

_________

Now if Bears forward Kuzmenko's father was mauled to death by penguins...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (eRlcH)

252 Don't get any funny ideas. A comment section is one thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (W132F)

Listen you're a sexy commenter what can I say.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (YWUqf)

253
Pretty easy ....if your neighbor on the plane is master baiting....let every passenger on the plane know who is jerking it live ...you are allowed to walk around when seatbelt signs are off...also ...lawyer up on touchdown ...the airline is gonna get a lot of bad publicity....or ....pay you off eventually ...my two cents

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (hgTEZ)

254 I saw Yikes On Bikes open for Big Twin Evo at Bobby's birthday party in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (ccf/V)

255 Watch the commodities market and the WTI price. What’s going on right now is deliberately trying to keep the bbl price up. It is in no way reflective of demand. The real bbl price based on available oil and consumption should based on historical supply-demand should be in the low $70’s. Meanwhile it’s $94. They can’t sustain that forever and either before or directly after the election it’s going to fall.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (f4oEt)

256 He didn't want to get 'backed up'.
Posted by: Seinfeld Reference

A friend of mine in the Navy had a term "DSBU," which stood for "dangerous semen backup."

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

257 Grim beeper is good. Four Horseman of the Motorolapocalypse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (W132F)

258 >>Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

There is one person on the aircraft who can make the request no longer a request. Then again, unless a passenger's behavior is a safety-of-flight issue, most captains are content to not care and let the cabin crew handle it.



Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (J4Dwc)

259 Retards -


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
9m
The
@RutgersU
Women's Rugby Team just changed their name to the "Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Your tax dollars are funding this university and its woke agenda to erase women

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)

260 If I can't masterbate on a plane, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bX16E)

261 Tinker, Tailor, Beeper, Die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

262 hehehehe, let the cabin crew handle it, hehehehe...

Posted by: Butthead at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Q+gd/)

263 Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.

Maybe it's just me, but I got the image of Kaitlan Collins acting like Kim Cattrall's character in Porky's

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Iwv3U)

264 Note the Left hasn't been aching to dox THIS guy.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (YWUqf)

265 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
......

What movie was he watching?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)

266 Listen you're a sexy commenter what can I say.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (YWUqf)

My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (W132F)

267 @libsoftiktok
·
9m
The
@RutgersU
Women's Rugby Team just changed their name to the "Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Your tax dollars are funding this university and its woke agenda to erase women
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)



Bring in the Aussie trannies to join the team. Lets just take this full f*cking monty and watch the bodies pile up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

268 So, it's an ideology built to self destruct because no, you can't tell the communist that he's not allowed in America because that's his atomized right to be wrong. And no, you can't bar the communist from government because that his atomized right to seek office in America. And no, we can't use the power of government to stop the communist from rounding us up in boxcars because that's in violation of our principles of not telling other people what to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (I7axw)


Once you become utilitarian, this is true, because utilitarian has no solid basis other than "what is best" which can be finessed into statism and then to deep state while mouthing open markets and laissez faire, since there is no basis.

originally classical liberals where like Andrew Jackson or George Whitfield. Then they became like Jeremy Bentham and William Jennings Bryan and started agitating for central banks, the administrative state, transnationalim, fiat currencies and wars. Since those things were "more efficient"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:16 PM (rbvCR)

269 If I can't masterbate on a plane, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bX16E)

I'm tired of these mfing trouser snakes on this mfing plane.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:17 PM (W132F)

270 Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"
-------

Meanwhile the real Left laughs. It's like the joke about the guy pissing all over his own bar.

"We'll make them put an x through their own identity and they will laugh and brag about it!"

Imagine Republicans putting an X through the word women.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:17 PM (YWUqf)

271 Hello. Looks like a slow news day.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Maybe a slow news rest of the year.

I, for one, welcome the silence of the mean girz news networks and pray this judges' ruling gets them all crushed and thrown out of the White House forever.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (Y8DZL)

272 224 Democrats killed the XL pipeline and cheered. Then they spent the entire Biden Administration trying to kill the oil and gas industry. They bogged down the permitting process with red tape, increased fees and inspection to slow it down, stopped issuing offshore permits and many other things. Their stated goal was to raise the price of gas so high their green garbage would look good.

This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.

Posted by: Vengeance
------

Shut down coal fired plants, some of our cheapest and most efficient energy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (+UcOf)

273 Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

--

Eeeesh. I'd probably rank being mauled to death by a bear right near the top of ways I wouldn't want to perish.

That...and being buried alive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

274 My eyes are up here.
But your tits are down there.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (0JAw6)

275 My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (W132F)

See??

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (YWUqf)

276 Eeeesh. I'd probably rank being mauled to death by a bear right near the top of ways I wouldn't want to perish.

That...and being buried alive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

Being mauled to death by penguins would be worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (dPOOv)

277 270 Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Men in Women's Rubgy is going to end in some real serious injuries and possible deaths.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

278
Shut down coal fired plants, some of our cheapest and most efficient energy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (+UcOf)



To be fair, Owebama did that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (ccf/V)

279 Who the fuck does this judge think he is giving orders to the White House? I think they should tell all judges below SCOTUS to horse fuck. Maybe SCOTUS too….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (I/6jQ)

280 Democrats have been running on raising the cost of energy for two full decades.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (YWUqf)

281 The Man From Nantucket flies United?

Posted by: Not My Bucket at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Fn+3X)

282 That...and being buried alive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

Burned alive.

Stuck in a tunnel or sunken ship.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (W132F)

283 https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2103166514215940232

Good graph about polling misses.

But, remember, the not final polls right now are 100% correct because the final polls 2 years ago were 60% correct, and bringing up polling misses from not final polls in previous cycles is cope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (I7axw)

284 The Man From Nantucket flies United?

Posted by: Not My Bucket at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Fn+3X)

Someone light the Muldoon lamp.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (W132F)

285 Men in Women's Rubgy is going to end in some real serious injuries and possible deaths.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)


I was told that the Women's rugby league in Portland OR pretty much died out because of the Trannies being allowed to play.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)

286 Nood Candy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

287 269 Ha! Although I believe its melon farming trouser snakes on the Monday to Friday plane...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (bX16E)

288 Being mauled to death by penguins would be worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Coming soon to a Province near you!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Fn+3X)

289 My eyes are up here.
But your tits are down there.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (0JAw6)

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (W132F)

290 The one thing all polll trolls have in common is disappearing or changing their handle on the day after the election.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (YWUqf)

291 Death by Karen Gillan snu snu.

Just trying to balance things out

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (YWUqf)

292 Nood Candy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

Now's the time to short-stroke it folks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (W132F)

293 FOX staff are almost certainly doing this in a bid to be considered "serious news" by the other outlets - you know, the people who told us that Trump was a secret Russian Spy for three years, that COVID was caused by a bat and a pangolin dating in a wet market, and that Joe Biden was "sharp as a tack."

I have reviewed the First Amendment yet again and I fail to see the part that says "people from legacy media outlets are allowed to go wherever they want in order to lie for partisan purposes." I might see the point if Trump, you know, abridged their right to scribble their lies and distribute them to the masses (which they did for the day they were "banned.")

Further, a touch of irony here - Judge Kelly (who daily conducts public government business) almost certainly puts strict limits on whether and which Press outlets can collect news in his Courtroom.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 24, 2026 01:24 PM (ssz2a)

294 This threads getting pretty full, and I gotta say I'm getting a chubby....

Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Zkdh8)

295 VDH on Ronald Reagan's corporatist bent favoring the exportation of traditional American enterprise.

https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665

I'll never think the same of Reagan.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (+UcOf)

296 Funny how these things can get an injunction in an hour, but a case on violation of citizen rights won't be heard at all or only years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (uhVAy)

297 You forget that Fox is run by liberals like the Murdoch kid. They are embarrassed by Sean Hannity, Gutfeld, and before that Tucker and O'Reilly.
They added to their board Amnesty Paul Ryan.

Posted by: MikeN at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (SN8/4)

298 .
Trump: U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly does NOT have standing to regulate the U.S. Federal Executive Branch. His ruling is dismissed with prejudice.

Posted by: Marooned at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (W2rvL)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

The latest lunacy in western Massachusetts sounded like a parody of the worst excesses of the self-absorbed LGTBBQ activist set that takes literally every human interaction and views it through their own, deeply disturbed lens.

But it was real, and it was spectacular! They couldn't help themselves! They dialed it to 11 and signaled to the rest of the country that the woke left is still around, still bat-shit crazy, and still dangerous.

It is actually important that these disturbed and strange people continue to voice their post-modern blather enough that it goes public. It's the quiet ones working behind the scenes who are dangerous, but their useful idiots like the patrons of this bar simply can't shut the f*ck up about their psychoses, and it keeps the danger in the spotlight.

Lesbian bar mask madness shows ‘woke 1.0’ never really died — and ‘woke 2.0’ is even worse

Remember when everyone wrote woke’s eulogy?

“It’s a vibe shift,” they said.

“Woke 1.0 was craaaazy,” AOC said, laughing off teens getting destroyed for smirking.

For a brief minute it looked like the normies had wrested control of the culture back from the crazies.

I regret to inform you, we did not.

If you thought Woke 1.0 was crazy, Woke 2.0 is psychotic.


I think we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

Their quiet work in the schools was exposed during the Covid debacle, when parents across the country finally got a glimpse of what was really being taught to their kids. And the wannabe Mengeles in our medical establishment became a little too vocal about what they were doing to our children, and what they wanted to do, and they got caught!

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis said, "Sunlight is the best disinfectant," And continuing to expose these anti-American, anti-freedom, anti-Western-culture fiends is vitally important. The worst thing that can happen is if they shut up and continue their work to dismantle our culture, destroy our families, and usher in the supposed nirvana of the progressives.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 They've always been crazy. Woke is just a new name for them.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (lBlv7)

2 Not sponge

Posted by: Heirloominati at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (erhDr)

3 "What Woke 1.0 positions do you now disavow?"

Questions the 'unbiased' media will never ask.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (ccf/V)

5 On the bright side, we can point and laugh at them.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (BpO1e)

6 Lesbian bar mask madness shows ‘woke 1.0’ never really died — and ‘woke 2.0’ is even worse


It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

7 LGTBBQ activist

Didn't even see the BBQ browsing the content.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (FhXTo)

8 Link:

https://shorturl.fm/7QUvT

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)

9 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (2Cry5)

10 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.



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Soooo Burkas?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (lBlv7)

11 3 "What Woke 1.0 positions do you now disavow?"

Questions the 'unbiased' media will never ask.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

Maybe the pronouns but they are up to their necks in trans, DEI, and open borders so.. Basically Woke 1.0 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

12 Today I will smile and laugh because it costs me nothing and to the left it is like the Mother of all Bombs.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (LHPAg)

13 What would we do without the legacy media?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

14 I don't think the question is what new craziness will the left come up with that constitutes Woke 2.0, it's will they be able to impose the formal and informal rules of Woke 2.0 on normal people, and will normal people follow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (I7axw)

15 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V

-------

Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)

16 It's fun to watch the cannibals eat each other.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (GD2xa)

17 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

So she takes that straw, that's been marinating in Covid Air, and then shoves it through her mask and into her mouth...

Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

18
Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)



I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

19 Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)



But, you see, she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

20 Listen to Javier Millei's speech at the UN. He absolutely roasts the UN, globalism, the Deep State, whatever you call it. He held nothing back.

He's a politician, so someday no doubt he will disappoint. But right now, he is bringing the fire.

https://tinyurl.com/488wnzra

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (jyC3p)

21 Social media, unfortunately, is exacerbating the situation because people silo off into their various echo chambers where everyone thinks like they do.

So people have a VASTLY overrated sense that THEY are the normal ones because everyone they interact with online is just like them, no matter how bizarre their behavior.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (FZ29D)

22 The lesbian masque bar and the Cult of Clancy The Baby Strangler are all part of the same continuum of crazy. It's not even mental illness, just a bunch of narcissistic broads with main character syndrome.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (7v6hH)

23 Most company web sites continue to tout their DEI policies.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)

24 Maybe the pronouns but they are up to their necks in trans, DEI, and open borders so.. Basically Woke 1.0 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

I just think every single Democrat trying to pretend they're not batshit crazy by handwaving away Woke 1.0 should be confronted with that question.

Which part of W1.0 do you now recognize was too far? Which aspect of the first edition was unreasonable and have you now backed away from?

But none of them will. Because none of them have backed away from ANY of the 1.0 doctrine.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (gLYp7)

25 19 But, you see, she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

=====

She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)

26 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

---
Intravenously?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (FZ29D)

27 Cue the "Taylor Lorenz is so old that . . ." jokes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)

28 Link:

https://shorturl.fm/7QUvT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)
====================
Taylor Lorenz is an AI parody of a human being.

Great link, Sponge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (jyC3p)

29 Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Well, she keeps outliving her husbands...

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

30 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

31 Rosa makes a pilgrimage.

Rosa DeLauro
@rosadelauro
getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here

-
P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

32 How many masked lesbians does it take to quaff an overpriced mocktail

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

33 =====

She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)



I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

34 26 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

---
Intravenously?


suppositorially

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

35 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026


***
Eastern MA = paranoid schizophrenic

Western MA = schizoid symptoms, but on meds

?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (wzUl9)

36 Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)


I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

That explains all the shit inside their skulls.

Posted by: A literal butthead at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (TbWk/)

37 -
P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)



LOL! First response......

Dawn
@LEDZEPP1969
Sep 21
You're a fucking Retarted fuck stain

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

38 32 How many masked lesbians does it take to quaff an overpriced mocktail

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (v3pYe)

39 Isn't western MA close to Brattleboro?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (2ap+5)

40 Cue the "Taylor Lorenz is so old that . . ." jokes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)



In before dirt.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (ccf/V)

41 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)


I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (k5CNB)

42 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Another modern term I have no desire to look up

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (wzUl9)

43 I live 10 miles south of the VA line and will never cross it again. The entire Northeast needs to be written off. Everyone is crazy up there. Shunned, boycotted, ignored.

Posted by: Gentleman of the South at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (Fn+3X)

44
I think we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

__________

Animals are most violent when they're wounded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (eRlcH)

45 P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026


***
Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)

46
I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (k5CNB)



Because avoiding the liver is ALWAYS a smart choice....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

47 I did have to butt-chug my opiates a couple times when I couldn't keep food down.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (Fn+3X)

48 Isn't western MA close to Brattleboro?

Its just across the border. If you are ever in the area check out the Bennington Battle Monument it is pretty impressive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (sKqQm)

49 I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

50 25 She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.

living in a pod should a peas her.

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (v3pYe)

51 A lot of the left is funded by woke politics so they are not going to let any of it go peacefully

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

52 ***
Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)



She's in charge of you, dontchaknow......

House Rep for Connecticut......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ccf/V)

53
Too frightened of dying to live. We're none of us called before our time.

I am neither a disease vector or a potential victim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (eRlcH)

54 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

55 The "1.0" is serving the same exact psychological leverage as "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

It's packaging the craziness up into a parcel people can digest and not feel bad about.

Basically trying to convince everyone that they knew what they were doing all along. Which they and Trump both absolutely did except *their* "knowing what they are doing" is deceptive, whereas Trump's is competence. I

It's honestly dizzying. I almost wish I couldn't see it. Bottom line the Left are scum.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (YWUqf)

56 Its just across the border. If you are ever in the area check out the Bennington Battle t it is pretty impressive.
Posted by: 18-1


If Mary Cloggenstein hasn't led a woke mob to tear it down. Because, you know, the patriarchy and white supremacy.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)

57
Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

__________

??? I thought she was dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (eRlcH)

58 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Cora, Dawson and Callan at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (YWUqf)

59 she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Hang on....nope. Not having an issue with that.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (BpO1e)

60 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)



Suicide. Black on black crime. Liberal shitholes refuse to enforce laws and this is what's happening.

Fix your own house and stop f*cking the rest of us, c*ntwad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)

61 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

IMO, Dawn is an example of people using the "f" word so often, it has lost its effectiveness, and I'm not In support of either the politics or the look of Rosa De Lauro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (JrHfD)

62 >>The worst thing that can happen is if they shut up and continue their work to dismantle our culture, destroy our families, and usher in the supposed nirvana of the progressives.


Yup!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (rOKnE)

63 NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


A new study shows that regular breathing CAN prolong your life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

64 Ughhh, the Nolan Wells thing is such a scam. Young black guys (who can't swim) drown every time the tide comes in at beaches around here.

Posted by: Near-drownings In Water Parks, Even. at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (Fn+3X)

65 Your totally awesome internet video of the day



https://tinyurl.com/ycx7x8vn

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)

66 I have been to Brattleboro and it does seem a little weird, but I went to school in Athens, Ohio, so am fairly desensitized to weird "time signatures".

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (2ap+5)

67 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Blacks get more abortions than any other ethnic group. How about we address that?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (BpO1e)

68 She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)


I find your terms acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

First two anyway. She doesn't deserve the third.

Posted by: Eat zee bugz at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (TbWk/)

69 A lot of the left is funded by woke politics so they are not going to let any of it go peacefully

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

They have zero intention of letting it go.

What they're really trying to do is *ramp it up*.but in a way that must be swallowed the Kamala way by their intended victims (us). In other words, just more gaslighting.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (YWUqf)

70 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM


To be fair, that's the Northampton area, north of the Tofu Curtain. South, I couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a gun club, and the Trump flags were yuuge and luxurious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (sIUuR)

71 See right on que, a Commissar Judge puts the Communist News Network back into the White House news pool

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (uPbDh)

72 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Roger Miller revival?

Chug-a-butt, chug-a-butt
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-butt, chug-a-butt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

73 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)
===================
North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (jyC3p)

74 Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

Oh without question.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (YWUqf)

75 Your totally awesome internet video of the day



https://tinyurl.com/ycx7x8vn
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)



Who has that many disposable trucks lying around?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

76 74 Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


Also helps with weight loss

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (2ap+5)

77 Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
___

Now focus on the young black boys in Chicago and other cities that are gunned down on any given weekend by other young black boys.

Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

78 To be fair, that's the Northampton area, north of the Tofu Curtain. South, I couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a gun club, and the Trump flags were yuuge and luxurious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026


***
"You leave the cat alone!" -- Leftist

"I never touched the cat!" -- Gun Club member

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (wzUl9)

79
Blacks get more abortions than any other ethnic group. How about we address that?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (BpO1e)



#Winning

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (ccf/V)

80 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM


By other blacks. Get your own dysfunctional culture in order before you come bitching to me, Wilson.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (sIUuR)

81 The Nolan Wells thing is going to get rolled into the Smiley Faced Killer

The latter is a theory that young men are being murdered by drowning and the killer is leaving a smiley face symbol in the area as a vague notice he/they did it.

It is almost certainly wrong - unfortunately young men, specifically drunk ones, sometimes drown if their path home takes them by water and smiley faces are everywhere as stickers, carvings into trees, etc (just look for it the next time you are out and about)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

82 60 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)


Number 1, Wells was not murdered and 2, black boys that are murdered are murdered by other blacks so... LIAR

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:25 AM (+gK6I)

83 Who has that many disposable trucks lying around?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)
___

We have a neighbor that has that many, if not more.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (pdYbP)

84 Ughhh, the Nolan Wells thing is such a scam. Young black guys (who can't swim) drown every time the tide comes in at beaches around here.
Posted by: Near-drownings In Water Parks, Even. at September 24, 2026


***
His family was just trying to win the ghetto lottery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9)

85 ***
His family was just trying to win the ghetto lottery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (+gK6I)

86 and Holyoke is looney tunes too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM


OK...you're not wrong about the shithole that is Holyoke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (sIUuR)

87 Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.

Ah, there it is. Black Deaths Matter.

Of course.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (YWUqf)

88 And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (pdYbP)

89 North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

There is a red line of towns that goes from CT to NH in Western MA (just past Worcester) that voted for Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)

90 We have a neighbor that has that many, if not more.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (pdYbP)



Do they run?

Oh, and *hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)

91 nd Holyoke is looney tunes too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM
*
OK...you're not wrong about the shithole that is Holyoke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026


***
When did MA go from the cradle of liberty we were taught in school that it was in 1776, to today's free-range insane asylum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

92 Fist bump, RMBS!

We are not all crazy here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ibDUx)

93 Do they run?

Oh, and *hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)
___

*hugs*

Some do. Most are junk.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (pdYbP)

94 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM

Higher male to female population ratio I'm guessing.

Posted by: But it's Massachusetts still so... at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

95 My lesbian cousin (by marriage) used to be a town official in North Adams, a wild leftist herself, and yet she was not crazy enough for the voters of North Adams. She had a little falling out with a bull dyke motorcycle gang, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)

96
Some do. Most are junk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (pdYbP)



The non-running ones are very hard to launch into a brick silo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ccf/V)

97 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (JNTt1)

98 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

And 99% of the time, the murderer is another "young black boy". The problem's on your end, honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (dPOOv)

99 Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)


She's in charge of you, dontchaknow......

House Rep for Connecticut......

She reps the New Haven area, you know Yale and all that. I grew up in that area and she was my rep for years before I escaped to the deep south. Met her once when she was touring the plant where I worked. She's even more hideous in person.

Posted by: USMCMGB at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (SMgCc)

100 Now focus on the young black boys in Chicago and other cities that are gunned down on any given weekend by other young black boys.

Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.
Posted by: SMH

By any means possible, pit groups of people against each other.

Posted by: Pirates fans at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (h6CE+)

101 She had a little falling out with a bull dyke motorcycle gang, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)




https://shorturl.fm/3rgib

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

102 When did MA go from the cradle of liberty we were taught in school that it was in 1776, to today's free-range insane asylum?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM


Somewhere around the 60s, I'm guessing. When I was a kid we actually had a (kinda sorta) functional Republican party. Now it's gerrymandered to the point where it's almost impossible for a Republican to win.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sIUuR)

103 Most company web sites continue to tout their DEI policies.

A mental experiment:

There is a significant segment of the population that is too low-IQ to have any marketable value. Society still has no plan on what to do with that growing contingent.

Much of the enshittification of companies has been due to cutting costs (effectively enslaving third parties) as regulations and taxes rise. DEI hiring has also added to the incompetence and the costs of incompetence into a business' margin.

The cuts to regulation have been meager, enslavement has reached its greatest point so that cutting the incompetent (DEI) from the ranks is one of the options between further enshittification or profitability.

• what happens when the DEI is on the streets and unmarketable joining the retards as a social question mark?
• what happens when the Demonic Party comes to power and dumps on whole new economy destroying regulations and taxes?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (a3CJ+)

104 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026


***
Never forget the old saw:

"Politics is Hollywood for ugly people."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (wzUl9)

105 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

106 There is a red line of towns that goes from CT to NH in Western MA (just past Worcester) that voted for Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)
=================
One of my kids friends works in north central Mass, and that area is very pro-Trump too (I am told).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (Lhncr)

107 North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

So you are saying she just couldn't take a licking?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)

108 > The non-running ones are very hard to launch into a brick silo......
---------
I'm sure there's some enterprising rednecks out there that could make hay with those. As long as they roll, they can be launched.

Somehow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (2Cry5)

109 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (JNTt1)




My money's on vegan.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (ccf/V)

110 Fist bump, RMBS!

We are not all crazy here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sIUuR)

111 Speaking of odd yard accoutrements - SMH, do you have any bathtub Marys over in your AO?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Gqar8)

112 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)
=================
maybe out of habit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Lhncr)

113 we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (TezPK)

114 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)



She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (ccf/V)

115 So you are saying she just couldn't take a licking?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)
=================
I'm telling her this joke. She'll laugh right along with me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Lhncr)

116 105 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

======

Because she's a narcissistic psychopath and attention whore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (I7axw)

117 Here are the 2024 results for MA: https://tinyurl.com/58pvuudw

The area around Boston is just insane.

There is some sanity in the western and southern parts and this tiny sliver that runs from the Boston burbs up to NH.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

118 https://shorturl.fm/3rgib
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)
=====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)

119 117 Here are the 2024 results for MA: https://tinyurl.com/58pvuudw

The area around Boston is just insane.

There is some sanity in the western and southern parts and this tiny sliver that runs from the Boston burbs up to NH.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

=====

Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (I7axw)

120 =====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)



It's the nipple pinch that REALLY sets it off.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

121 I'm sure there's some enterprising rednecks out there that could make hay with those. As long as they roll, they can be launched.

Somehow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (2Cry5)
___

Lots of hills here in the Ozarks.

Pretty sure that has been done.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (pdYbP)

122 Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.

Ah, there it is. Black Deaths Matter.

Of course.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (YWUqf)

And even then they only matter when bottom-feeding race grifters like Ben Crump and Joy Reid can get something out of it. Otherwise, zero fucks are given.

Posted by: Wholesale slaughter in Chicago? Yawn. at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)

123 And 99% of the time, the murderer is another "young black boy". The problem's on your end, honey.

--

You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

124 Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM

Yup. The immediate area, infected as it is with more colleges and universities than necessary, is well and truly f*cked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sIUuR)

125 Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.

Boston itself is held by foreign interests just like in 1775...

Unfortunately this time we are unlikely to see some Patriots set up cannons over the city to make Wu and co leave

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)

126 MA related:

"@johnkonrad

15h
Overheard at my local liberal-elite Massachusetts coffee shop:

A dad and grandfather were staging what sounded like a full-blown intervention for a teenage boy who had apparently told another kid, "Trump isn't that bad"

They spent what felt like half an hour explaining their concerns before finally asking:

"Do you have anything to say for yourself, young man?"

The kid shrugged.

"I didn't say I loved him. I just meant he isn't Hitler."

Dad seemed willing to accept that. Grandpa was not.

"Before you leave this coffee shop, you need to decide which side of history you want to be on."

The kid looked him dead in the eyes and said:

"The not gay side."

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)

127 why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

Why is the sky blue?

They get off on it PLUS The View is 100% a script with small amounts of leeway here and there. This is part of the endless mindfuckening of anyone in any way exposed to their bs, including us.

What they would tell you it's they are "starting a conversation". What they're really doing is a psy op.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (YWUqf)

128 ======

Because she's a narcissistic psychopath and attention whore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (I7axw)



*puts left index finger on nose*

*points at TJM with right index finger*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (ccf/V)

129 120 =====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)


It's the nipple pinch that REALLY sets it off.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

Ackbar worthy.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

130 Is Fredricka the one who wears the cowgirl hat?

Sorry, I often get my Aunt Ester-type shrieking shrews serving in congress mixed up -- Waters, Jackson-Lee, Fredricka...

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

131 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.

The left: We need to stop sending young black men to prison. It is racist!

Also the left: We need to do something about the people murdering young black men...it is racist that we don't send those people to prison!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)

132
Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)



There really needs to be a Judgement Day........soon......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ccf/V)

133 Was Sunny lying or was the New York Daily News? The New York Daily News from 2/23/91:

One juror won a battle of wills by holding out for an insanity verdict. Another juror accused this panelist, an unemployed man, of wanting to extend his $15-a-day juror's fee.
. . .
Juror Valerie Holmes said he was "very determined, very manipulative," and "didn't mind how long he stayed here."

https://tinyurl.com/37tbphys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)

134 126

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)

Love that last part!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (Gqar8)

135 Does the dyke bar have a land acknowledgement?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Dad seemed willing to accept that. Grandpa was not.

========

Boomer libs, man.

They suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (I7axw)

137 NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

A new study shows that regular breathing CAN prolong your life.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)
----
I can't wait for the NBC expose on the perils of drinking dihydrogen monoxide!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (FZ29D)

138 Most of us are pretty hard right and many are really partisan Republicans...and many are grandparents.

If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)

139 "The not gay side."

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."


Ryan Long has a skit where he notes the man-o-sphere types tell young men: get fit, get rich, get women while feminists instead argue: stay fat, stay poor, and respect women and they are shocked young men are more interested in the man-o-sphere types

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)

140 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)



Please tell me there are people shitting all over their Xcrement feed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

141 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (sIUuR)

142 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)

143 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?

Biden was very bad but I wouldn't call him Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (sKqQm)

144 Biden was Temu Hitler.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

145 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

Post-modernist anti-Enlightenment thinking. There are no objective facts, no actual truths, only narrative in support of power - theirs in particular.

Posted by: It's all fake and gay at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (TbWk/)

146 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

--

I'm sorry, but who in the ever lovin' H-E-double hockey sticks leaves their fridge and freezer open after getting out what they need? What an asinine post.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)

147 Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
____________

And to protect business at that. How times have changed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (XvL8K)

148
"Woke 1.0" is just a blow-off term to say hey, things happened, let's just move on.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (Y8DZL)

149 "Before you leave this coffee shop, you need to decide which side of history you want to be on."

The kid looked him dead in the eyes and said:

"The not gay side."
__

lol!!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (pdYbP)

150 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)



The guys from Roadkill went there and did that once.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

151 Shit (his pants) ler

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (YWUqf)

152 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026
*
She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Bandwagon, onboarding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

153 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

--

I'm sorry, but who in the ever lovin' H-E-double hockey sticks leaves their fridge and freezer open after getting out what they need? What an asinine post.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)
___

I've been wondering the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (pdYbP)

154 152 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026
*
She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026

***
Bandwagon, onboarding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

======

How many girls turned regretful sex into rape during #MeToo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (I7axw)

155 Thx CBD
The Republicans should make campaign commercials featuring the lesbian bar and their customers. The final lie;
Elect the Dems and you will be governed by these people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (NGWpV)

156 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)

157 Two things that are evergreen true every single election:

1) Republican voters gripe and moan about how the party hasn't done enough; this, that or the other issue wasn't perfectly solved and now there's no reason to vote for the Republican ever again.

2) Early polls into late October always overstate Dem numbers; rarely if ever over-state R numbers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3cUTc)

158 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

Inward has no money or microphone time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8)

159 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)
___

That does look like fun, I have to admit.

Though how it measures up to running over a vehicle with a tank remains to be seen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (pdYbP)

160 Bible Study Corner.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

161 Closing your eyes is the best way to fall asleep.

Posted by: At NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (2Ez/1)

162 So she takes that straw, that's been marinating in Covid Air, and then shoves it through her mask and into her mouth...

Funny how these anti-phallists are willing to shove an object in their mouth and suck on it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (N39Ws)

163 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)

They probably figure if they tell some very obvious truth people will tend to think they aren't lying sacks of shit.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (YWUqf)

164 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM



Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (ccf/V)

165 160 Bible Study Corner.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

=======

"Scripture means whatever, and you can justify any belief with it by saying whatever."

"Sounds like I don't need to come to church because the Bible says that I can do whatever I want."

"Great! Also, donate to keep our lights on."

"The Bible says I don't have to. I'm going to cut my son's dick off instead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (I7axw)

166 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)
___

@NBCNews

Swallowing your food is the best way to digest it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (pdYbP)

167 Think about it - memes start flying about NBC making obvious true statements. When is the last time these assholes said ANYTHING true?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (YWUqf)

168
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)



Tell me you've never read one word in The Bible without telling me you've not read one word in The Bible.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (ccf/V)

169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.

Posted by: At Sign NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

170 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)

He's too stupid to be Hitler. But his handlers aren't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (dPOOv)

171 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026
*
Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
A senile commissar is what he was

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)

172 169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.

Posted by: At Sign NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

=======

"Fuck you, buddy."
-Suspender manufacturer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (I7axw)

173 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)

174 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM


I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (sIUuR)

175 157 Two things that are evergreen true every single election:

1) Republican voters gripe and moan about how the party hasn't done enough; this, that or the other issue wasn't perfectly solved and now there's no reason to vote for the Republican ever again.

2) Early polls into late October always overstate Dem numbers; rarely if ever over-state R numbers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3cUTc)

Lesson - ignore the polls and vote like every election is your last shot at voting...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (tOcjL)

176 ***
A senile commissar is what he was
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)



So, he's what that 'Der Kommissar' song was all about?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

177 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)
___

My granddaughters have zero interest in politics.

Want to keep it that way for as long as possible.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (pdYbP)

178 This is governmental and institutional rot since 1945. Some even longer. This doesn't get fixed overnight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (h6CE+)

179 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (BpO1e)

180 So Jesus's entire purpose on Earth was to become a tranny. That is certainly a take.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (YWUqf)

181 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt)

182 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
----

This is the only expected outcome when you allow people who are unrepentant about their sins to pursue leadership positions in the church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (TN0g+)

183 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026
*
Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Or maybe a senile version of Castro, with more folksy bedside manner?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (wzUl9)

184 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)
___

The soy is strong in that one.

He's more than welcomed to come to my AO.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (pdYbP)

185 So, he's what that 'Der Kommissar' song was all about?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
_______

We'll miss Jill and Joe
And all their funky friends

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (XvL8K)

186 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax


The fact that she wasn't burned at the stake for saying that shows how far we have fallen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (y2Cpc)

187 This is the only expected outcome when you allow people who are unrepentant about their sins to pursue leadership positions in the church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (TN0g+)

I think that is true but deeper.

They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

188
"Fuck you, buddy."
-Suspender manufacturer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (I7axw)



I'm not your buddy, guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

189 187 I think that is true but deeper.

They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

========

"What do you mean?"

"Jesus didn't rise from the dead."

"Oh, I see what you mean."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (I7axw)

190 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I'm the little dick sucker's huckleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (y2Cpc)

191 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)

I went to a wedding in Deerfield (just south of where the bar is) a few years ago, and it was pretty much as nutty as the bar!

I kept my mouth shut because I am not a boor, but my wife and I laughed and laughed afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (k5CNB)

192
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (iqcvy)

193 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)

194 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)



I think I got a Talarico text a while back, but blocked and reported as spam......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

195 So Jesus's entire purpose on Earth was to become a tranny. That is certainly a take.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (YWUqf)
___

S'tan and his minions are creative, gotta give 'em that.

The Great White Throne Judgment is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (pdYbP)

196 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)


This!

They see the pulpit as a place from which to preach their political philosophy and affect change.

By the way, reform Judaism is filled with these vile simulacrums of humans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (k5CNB)

197 How many girls turned regretful sex into rape during #MeToo?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (I7axw)
========================
You sir are a racist colonialist patriarchal white power advocate!

Posted by: Amber Heard's lawyer at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (INNA5)

198 @NBCNews
Swallowing your food is the best way to digest it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (pdYbP)
==

You'll need to add the "chewing" step in there. These are NBC News viewers after all.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (JaLZi)

199 173 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?


Oh please try. I'll even skip my coffee for two days to make sure I put up an even better fight.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

200 200

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

201 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (36x1j)

202 The Great White Throne Judgment is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (pdYbP)

LIT af

I wonder which Saint will be handing out marshmallows. You haven't lived until you've had one zapped by Pure Wrath and slathered on a graham cracker.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (YWUqf)

203
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)

204 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.



--

Soooo Burkas?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (lBlv7)
==
Perhaps a redeeming quality of islam?

Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (7/DDO)

205
200 200
Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)



m hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

206 As has been said many times, there's absolutely no reconciliation with leftists. And they only know one language. It's the same language as islam.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)

207 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar8)

208 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)



Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

209 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax


The fact that she wasn't burned at the stake for saying that shows how far we have fallen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (y2Cpc)

The only surprise is it's not a Methodist priestess.

Posted by: Unitarians are a gimme at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (TbWk/)

210 I went to a wedding in Deerfield (just south of where the bar is) a few years ago, and it was pretty much as nutty as the bar!

I kept my mouth shut because I am not a boor, but my wife and I laughed and laughed afterward.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (k5CNB)

I don't know if I'd use the word "nutty".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (N39Ws)

211 You'll need to add the "chewing" step in there. These are NBC News viewers after all.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

And tell them to sit. No way they handle both at the same time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (h6CE+)

212 196 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

This!

They see the pulpit as a place from which to preach their political philosophy and affect change.

By the way, reform Judaism is filled with these vile simulacrums of humans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (k5CNB)

Metastatic Unbelief.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (Gqar8)

213 203
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)

A win is a win. Congrats!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:58 AM (N39Ws)

214 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

"F*ck you. Er, I mean, f*ck you Your Honor."

See, that took hardly any time at all.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

215 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis said, "Sunlight is the best disinfectant,"

Therefore, we should strive for shooting them into the sun.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (zIokw)

216 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
- Matthew 7:15

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (pdYbP)

217 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I think that St'an, while not the cause of my tendencies toward depression, definitely knows how to take advantage of them. Mental illness is one of his tools.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

218 214 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

"F*ck you. Er, I mean, f*ck you Your Honor."

See, that took hardly any time at all.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

He needs to step on this little pissant.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)

219 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM


They've already explained it. Access to the Press Room is a PRIVILEGE, not a right, and no law was passed preventing them access.

F*ck right off with that nonsense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

220 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar
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Good to know.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (pdYbP)

221 Aurora Tests Autonomous Semi Truck in Texas, With Goal of Replacing Human Drivers

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Even our beloved illegal aliens?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (ndZc7)

222 Back in the day, it was the responsibility of the civil authorities to administer punishments, including death.

Nowadays, the heretics are the civil authorities.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (36x1j)

223 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
- Matthew 7:15
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (pdYbP)




"LULULULULULULULU!!!!!"

- - - - - - - islham

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

224 217 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I think that St'an, while not the cause of my tendencies toward depression, definitely knows how to take advantage of them. Mental illness is one of his tools.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

Evil Spirits are always testing our weaknesses. Doubt and discouragement are favorite targets.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

225 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
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TX R's and NC D's have mine.

Lots of texts from TX Rs this year; the tranny stuff is hurting Talariko (by the way that's most of the texts)

2024, lots of texts from both sides.

0 texts from the NC Dems this year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (3cUTc)

226 Mental illness does not present the same as demonic possession.

Someone mentally ill will not always be disposed toward evil.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (YWUqf)

227 220 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar
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Good to know.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (pdYbP)

It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar8)

228 coffee - double consonants and double vowels what could be better?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (+UcOf)

229 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: ...
___________

I quit the Lutheran church after a green new deal sermon. I was there for saving my soul, not mother earth.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (XvL8K)

230 @205/Sponge: "m hardest hit."

Maybe if he were here today. I haven't seen a comment from him yet. (I've been watching.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)

231 It's like how the Left always claim to be mistaken.

No one is mistaken in the same direction 35 million times in a row.

You would accidentally get something wrong in a way that hurts your cause. They never do.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (YWUqf)

232 229 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: ...
___________

I quit the Lutheran church after a green new deal sermon. I was there for saving my soul, not mother earth.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (XvL8K)

Sounds like ELCA.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (Gqar8)

233 Aurora Tests Autonomous Semi Truck in Texas, With Goal of Replacing Human Drivers

Then let us use the rails, if you're done with them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (zIokw)

234 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (1utmP)

235
Maybe if he were here today. I haven't seen a comment from him yet. (I've been watching.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (ccf/V)

236 It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
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God willing, I won't ever have to set foot there.

Most of my VA appts are in Rolla.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (pdYbP)

237 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM


Now that lad looks like he cooks with dick fat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (sIUuR)

238
Now that lad looks like he cooks with dick fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (sIUuR)



Straight from the source.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

239 Sounds like ELCA.
Posted by: tubal
_______

Yes. We've got a Missouri Synod not too far off that I thought about checking out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

240 54 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
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How about starting at stopping other young black yutes from murdering them. . . .just sayin.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (JNTt1)

241 If you are wondering, the soy boy identifies as transgender and goes by "Chloe." His real name is Carter.

He is part of a LARPing gun group called "Lesbian Sleeper Cell," which looks to be an extension of Trantifa, or militant transgender militia groups that are forming all over the nation.
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Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

242 236 It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
___

God willing, I won't ever have to set foot there.

Most of my VA appts are in Rolla.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (pdYbP)

Praise God. Columbia has the evil Triad. Huge state university, vast medical industry and nearly total job dependencies on both of them.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

243 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That's almost "Bart Simpson is stealing your girlfriend" level of incompetent propaganda

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (vJrRc)

244 Rails are most efficient with single product, heavy loads, cross country. Coal from north to south. Produce from CA to the east coast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (+UcOf)

245 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM


Be thankful. It makes targeting easier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (sIUuR)

246 239 Sounds like ELCA.
Posted by: tubal
_______

Yes. We've got a Missouri Synod not too far off that I thought about checking out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

Sister and her husband are Missouri Synod Lutherens.Wonderful church, very conservative, expository Biblical preaching every Sunday. Recommend.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)

247 If you are wondering, the soy boy identifies as transgender and goes by "Chloe." His real name is Carter.

He is part of a LARPing gun group called "Lesbian Sleeper Cell," which looks to be an extension of Trantifa, or militant transgender militia groups that are forming all over the nation.
___



He will be part of a mass shooting event. He will not be on a watch list by the local police or FBI. They will be stunned when he attacks.

Yet another preventable incident will destroy the lives of several people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (ccf/V)

248 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (rJ48h)

249 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Register for credit next time.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (SSJW5)

250 243 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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All kinds of Phishing out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (+UcOf)

251 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM


To say nothing of the smell...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)

252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar8)

253 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vTZFs)

254
To say nothing of the smell...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)



3 day old fish tacos when NBC News's life saving information wasn't followed and the fridge was left open......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

255 252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar

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$100.

Send to my Paypal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (I7axw)

256 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

Who but the gay and retarded would bring about the End Times

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (YWUqf)

257 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
Posted by: tuba


Forget the dues, I want to know what the perks are.

And when do we get membership cards?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (vJrRc)

258 253 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vTZFs)

=======

Or, most likely, not actually from a Republican source but from a Democrat PAC trying to turn the base against voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (I7axw)

259 Republicans despise MAGA

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (YWUqf)

260 $100.

Send to my Paypal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM


Best to send me $200. To cover all modalities.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (sIUuR)

261 255 252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar

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$100.

Send to my Paypal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (I7axw)

Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)

262 Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.
Posted by: Oddbob


I think you need to consider that the texts aren't actually from Republicans at all, but are instead from some bot farm in Hyderabad.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (vJrRc)

263
These commie cocksuckers are NOT mentally ill. Calling them mental actually excuses much of their behavior, mitigates their actions against the retribution that they most sorely need.

They are actively evil. Not possessed by demons evil either, they know the difference between right and wrong perfectly well, and they have freely chosen evil. True evil requires the decisions and actions of a human being. Stan and his minions are just not that strong, which is why they have such a hard on for humans. Stan KNOWS that he's a pathetic piece of shit, and he's jealous of the strength of the human spirit, a glorious gift from The Creator. The most that Stan can do is whisper in one's ear, and reinforce the evil that some men embrace.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (iqcvy)

264 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

Who but the gay and retarded would bring about the End Times
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (YWUqf)
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I did not have "gun-toting gay furries of indeterminate sex" on the roster for the End Times.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)

265 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
Posted by: tubal

If you are already a member of the Trump, you can convert to MAGA at no charge. You've already got the gold robe and matching fez, so they don't need to shell out money for a new uniform.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

266 >>>but we will take them where they come from.

Thanks for being honest about it. So many times I see on Facebook "My special Zoe [or whatever] took Best of Breed today!"

And then you go to Info Dog a day or so later and find out Zoe went up against a single 9-month old class dog.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

267 261 Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar

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That's only for platinum members.

$1000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (I7axw)

268 Trump Cult, dammit.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

269 My least favorite non-medical word has become

"Subscription"

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:14 PM (YWUqf)

270 > What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
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You gotta play the blues, man.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ZxPkt)

271 If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:

https://tinyurl.com/56vcnz32

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (O7YUW)

272 Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar
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I think you have to apply to Comrade Lysenko for those.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (amcLV)

273 O/T


First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

274 Trump Cult, dammit.
Posted by: Bulg


I think you initial phrasing was more accurate to how "Kevin" in Shenjing would write it

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (vJrRc)

275 First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM


What?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (sIUuR)

276 I did not have "gun-toting gay furries of indeterminate sex" on the roster for the End Times.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)
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Nor did I.

But it does make identifying the enemy a bit easier, as RMBS has reminded me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (pdYbP)

277 Will say a prayer sponge

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (YWUqf)

278 273 O/T


First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

Good?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar8)

279
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax

____________

Not just Catholics, but Christians should be outraged by this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)

280 First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge

Oh dear. I thought that that whole business had already been wrapped up. I will say a prayer for her.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)

281 Prayers up, Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (pdYbP)

282
What?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (sIUuR)



She got a DWI back in April.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (ccf/V)

283 But it does make identifying the enemy a bit easier, as RMBS has reminded me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM


You have to look on the bright side.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (sIUuR)

284 169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.
Posted by: At Sign NBC News

Add suspenders and I'm on board.

Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Fn+3X)

285 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM

Oof. Prayers up that things go well for her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (sIUuR)

286 Not just Catholics, but Christians should be outraged by this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)
___

Believe me, some of us are.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (pdYbP)

287 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.
Posted by: At Sign NBC News

Add suspenders and I'm on board.
Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Fn+3X)
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And keep some string in your pocket!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (amcLV)

288 >>coffee - double consonants and double vowels what could be better?

a consonant sandwich --> bookkeeper

Posted by: the accountant at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (J4Dwc)

289 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

-
OMG! They're not going to change the secret handshake, are they?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)

290 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM


Oh, boy. I get spams every week from them. Just got one yesterday, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (aTl7+)

291 271 If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:
---

Remote operated fart cushions with seat vibrator/shock selector switches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (+UcOf)

292 What?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Can you change the venue to Massachusetts?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (SSJW5)

293 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
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You gotta play the blues, man.
-----

And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)

294 Sponge, I had a DUI back in the day. I paid some consequences for it, and in my case it left a mark, in that I stopped doing that. I hope, and pray, that she has the same result.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (Gqar8)

295 >She got a DWI back in April.

Posted by: Sponge
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maybe she'll get PBJ

that's what I did, back in the distant past

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)

296 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)

297 >And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Crusader
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exactly
this guy gets it

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (ZxPkt)

298 All kinds of Phishing out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (+UcOf)

Yes. Phishers represent themselves to be some party that you do business with.

We need the death penalty for phishing scammers. If they are offshore, just send a hit team to whack them, no trial needed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (dPOOv)

299 So Stunning. MUCH Brave: Bill Nye Compares Trump to Hitler

-
That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

300
And then you go to Info Dog a day or so later and find out Zoe went up against a single 9-month old class dog.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

__________

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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (eRlcH)

301 We've had good experiences at PCA (not PCUSA) and Evangelical Free churches. Also interdenominational, but that church was very good about mutual accountability and seeking God's guidance in everything.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (qkSXg)

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Posted by: web page at September 25, 2026 04:36 PM (ucE7I)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Carpaccio Passion1.jpg

The Meditation on the Passion
Vittore Carpaccio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

2 Look at my shoe!

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:31 AM (2Drhq)

3 Ballsy

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

4 yorek

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

5 Tunic or not tunic - that is the question.

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (2Drhq)

6 skipped leg day, ferda!

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

7 That is not a good look for Jesus...

Who are His sidekicks?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

8 Did their membership at Planet Fitness expire?

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

9 Alternate title:

"Peter Is Pissed That No One Has Yet Noticed His New Manolo Blahnik Sandals"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (YSUhf)

10 Not really liking the way Jesus is depicted.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

11 Gloom, Despair, and Agony, oh my!

Posted by: Count de Monet remembers Hee Haw at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

12 Lousy cartoon. R. Crumb is far superior. Pass on this tripe.

Posted by: Art Maven Is Not Impressed at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

13 Who are His sidekicks?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Tommy Chong and Gabby Johnson.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (h6CE+)

14 Kind of depressing. The old guys look , well , old.
Don't think I'd hang this
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (NGWpV)

15 The meditators were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

16 Phew, I'm stoned!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (2bTgT)

17 Meh. Would not hang.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (g8Ew8)

18
Worst depiction of the Passion evah!

Jesus snoozes while the apostles stay awake.

Has CBD embraced The Gospel of Talarico?

Say it ain't so!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:37 AM (YSUhf)

19
Vic Carapazza >>> Vittore Carpaccio

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:37 AM (eRlcH)

20 Interesting choice in footwear.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Venusian School>>Venetian School

Posted by: Outta Space!! at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

22 these boys need to talk to big hurt and cfl boy.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

23
I'm sure there's a message here. I don't get it or want to.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Y8DZL)

24 Date created: Circa 1490
Oil and tempera on wood
Dimensions: Overall: 27 3/4 x 34 1/8 in.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

25 It's no Four Yorkshiremen bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

26 Jesus' legs look bad

Scurvy, maybe rickets

I like Jesus as much as the next guy, but this painting isn't doing Him any favors. It's kind of ugly. No hang.

IMO, YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

27 Dunno about this one CBD.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 09:40 AM (Gqar8)

28 Passion, or boredom?

None of them look particularly jazzed to be there.
Paint faster!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:40 AM (rOKnE)

29 ran out of khat, infrastructure suffers.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

30 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

31 Poor grooming, all around, the fashions too, not something to celebrate or imitate.

Posted by: Beau Brummell at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Fn+3X)

32 The interwebz say that's Job on the left and Saint Jerome on the right, who evidently wrote a commentary on the Book of Job.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

33 Vittore wrestled with his decision weeks before he started this painting. It was either this or Dogs Playing Poker.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (g8Ew8)

34
Writing on the back of the chair: "Mets Lose, 7-4, Fall Into Last Place"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (eRlcH)

35 Meditating? Jesus looks like he's napping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (h6CE+)

36 Creepy

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (yEz+x)

37
No good barbershops in the area, I see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (eRlcH)

38 Looks like the artist loved painting landscape elements which, I this painting, are more interesting than the human figures.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (lJ0H4)

39 I believe Carpaccio is mixing the account of the Crucification with that of the Transfiguration, which would make the two companions Moses on the left, and Elijah on the right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (Ua/Bh)

40 28 ennui.
remove the subjects and you've got some really interesting weird shite going on. roll away the stone? thawing ahi fillets draped around. contorted filbert is a nice touch. and every painting deserves an acacia.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

42 Meditating? Jesus looks like he's napping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (h6CE+)


I think he is dead. Isn't that part of the point?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)

43 > The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
----------
Handicapped Only

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (2Cry5)

44 30 "you can't park there!"

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

45
*drums fingers on tabletop*

Awaiting Wolfus commentary on the feet painted here.

Any time now.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

46 Somebody get that fella some pants

Posted by: Kittens! at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (LOZbR)

47 ran out of khat, infrastructure suffers.
Posted by: cmeat

Heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (h6CE+)

48 Dat Jesus?

Looks like he left on the left leg when going in for the dunk. That right leg is lacking........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

49 30 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

Kilroy was here.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 09:46 AM (sAnBa)

50 How long after the nuke was that picture taken?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

51 32 the "o" is a diamond.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

52 Carpaccio's style was pretty raw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 09:47 AM (sIUuR)

53
I think he is dead. Isn't that part of the point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)


Stigmata? Check.
Wound in side? Check.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:47 AM (eRlcH)

54 Was hoping for a rebound on the Art Thread, but Dreck Week has taken a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Headed Off To A More Vibrant Art Thread at September 24, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

55 From the NY Met site:

This remarkable picture is a meditation on death and resurrection. Christ’s dead body is displayed on a broken throne inscribed in pseudo-Hebrew. A bird, a symbol of the soul, flies upward. The landscape—contrastingly barren and lush—alludes to the themes of death and life, as do the animals. The Old Testament prophet Job sits on a block inscribed in pseudo-Hebrew while opposite is Saint Jerome (ca. 347–420), who wrote a commentary on the book of Job. The turbaned figures in the background would have been familiar to Venetians through their trade with the Middle East and Egypt.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (XvL8K)

56 I've got enough depression.....I don't need this hanging on my wall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

57
32 The interwebz say that's Job on the left and Saint Jerome on the right, who evidently wrote a commentary on the Book of Job.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

If that were the case, then Job would be the one with no clothing. But Jerome was always depicted with a quill and a book, to show he was a writer, and I don’t see that here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (Ua/Bh)

58 I can't make out what the inscription says.

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)


Sort of Hebrew letters, but they don't mean anything. It looks like Carpaccio didn't write Hebrew.

That's Job sitting on top of it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

59 30 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

867-5309 For A Good Time Call Jenny

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (wVcYX)

60 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (Ua/Bh)

You are correct. Job is on the right, Jerome is on the left.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:49 AM (k5CNB)

61 I've seen a lot of religious art over the years, including an interesting collection of religious modern art at the Vatican.

This one is not a favorite ☹️

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 09:49 AM (Stst3)

62 And no, the NY Mets are not doing art commentary.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

63 > I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM

Eat your Ovaltine.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

64
And no, the NY Mets are not doing art commentary.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)


There's a billion dollars of curators out there and no one can make a comment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:51 AM (eRlcH)

65 Alternate title:

"Jesus and Da Boyz Hang Out On Jerusalem's MLK Blvd"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (YSUhf)

66 Job had shoes? Luxury!

Posted by: Guy without shoes at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

67 The only Jerome I know is Jerome Lester Horwitz, AKA Curly Howard.

Posted by: Son Of Brooklyn, Like Me at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (Fn+3X)

68 And no, the NY Mets are not doing art commentary.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)



They kicked the crap out of the Rangers last night, hitting a grand slam in the top of the 9th.

The Rangers simply needed to win 4 of 6 to make the playoffs, so they Amber Heard and lost their next 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)

69 Guy on the right knows how to do this meditation shit.
Other's are just pikers.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (sl73Y)

70 Looks like a rough day at the retirement home.

Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (Ve/HL)

71 I guess I really should go read the Book of Job so I can remember that things could be worse........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (ccf/V)

72
The Rangers simply needed to win 4 of 6 to make the playoffs, so they Amber Heard and lost their next 3.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)


Nobody wants to win the AL West

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)

73 Jerome and Job are planning a Weekend at Bernie's thing, aren't they?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM (J4Dwc)

74 If this is what resurrection looks like, I want no part of it.

Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM (Ve/HL)

75 chrome don't get ya home, jerome.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

76 The AL West is a joke.

And the Matiners stink. Dan Wilson is gone in October.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)

77 70 Looks like a rough day at the retirement home.
Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM

Ice cream machine is busted.

Posted by: Just like McDonald's at September 24, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

78 Only one more helping of Art for the week to redeem the travesty. Not getting hopes up here.

Posted by: Poses Provocatively On Ottoman at September 24, 2026 09:56 AM (Fn+3X)

79 I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM
*****
"I know that my redeemer liveth"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:56 AM (NpAcC)

80 I prefer his painting of "The flight into Egypt":

https://tinyurl.com/26jraan3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 09:56 AM (JrHfD)

81 "Maybe we shouldn't have gone with Barabbas."

Posted by: Thought bubble at September 24, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

82
Nobody wants to win the AL West
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)



Seems to happen every year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:57 AM (ccf/V)

83 The skull looks pretty good and maybe some of the rocks.

Posted by: All The Praise I Can Muster at September 24, 2026 09:58 AM (Fn+3X)

84 Caption:

"All's I'm saying is...Isn't Transcendental Meditation more of a Hindu dealio or something?"


Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (YSUhf)

85
Looks like a leopard and a deer in the background. That won't end well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (eRlcH)

86 First in war.
First in peace.
Last in the National League East.

Posted by: The Washington Nationals at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

87 Nice that their pet lion is hanging out with them.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (sl73Y)

88 J1: Who’d a thought thirty years ago we’d all be sittin’ here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

J2: Aye. In them days, we’d a’ been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.

J3: A cup ‘ COLD tea.

J1: Without milk or sugar.

J2: OR tea!

J3: In a filthy, cracked cup.

J1: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

J2: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (Ve/HL)

89 Looks like a leopard and a deer in the background. That won't end well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (eRlcH)



The deer doesn't have that projectile shitting defense mechanism the rhino has.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

90 The Rangers simply needed to win 4 of 6 to make the playoffs, so they Amber Heard and lost their next 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)


I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)

91 "I just noticed that my index finger looks like a small penis."

~ Job

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (J4Dwc)

92 I'd be the first guy to rip open his leg on that jagged piece of blue stone. Accident prone.

Posted by: gp at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

93
I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)


Yankees fan?

*snickers cruelly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 10:02 AM (eRlcH)

94 Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Posted by: Pirates fans at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (h6CE+)

95 Astros cheat and steal! They are as bad as Gypsies! Ptui!

Posted by: Leutonian Supremacist at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (Fn+3X)

96
Looks like a leopard and a deer in the background. That won't end well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (eRlcH)


"And the Leopaard shall lay down with the Deer-

and make cute, little Leopodeers!"

- The Gospel of Talarico

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)

97 Not sure what the writing on the throne behind Christ is. Not Hebrew, not Greek.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (Ua/Bh)

98 I see Yorck on the right hand side under that guy's legs...

This is like one of those "find this in the image" things they have in kids magazines

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:04 AM (sKqQm)

99 J1: Who’d a thought thirty years ago we’d all be sittin’ here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

J2: Aye. In them days, we’d a’ been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.

J3: A cup ‘ COLD tea.

J1: Without milk or sugar.

J2: OR tea!

J3: In a filthy, cracked cup.

J1: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

J2: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (Ve/HL)

Excellent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 10:05 AM (wVcYX)

100
I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)



The people here are so much happier when the local teams do good.

I'm hoping one day soon, they'll just accept the disappointment and adopt a "there's always next year!" mentality.

Cowboys: Haven't won a championship since 95
Stars: Haven't won a Stanley Cup since 99
Rangers: Have only one championship won in 2023
Mavericks: On top of making the worst trade in sports history, they only have one championship won in 2011

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

101 Saw that. Is Aramaic a separate written language?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar8)

102 Nice that their pet lion is hanging out with them.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (sl73Y)

Secondhand?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)

103 Yankees fan?

*snickers cruelly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_______

But still sick of them. Baseball needs revenue sharing and a salary cap like football. Parity is way better than NY, LA and Boston getting 90% of the air in baseball on 20% of the population.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (XvL8K)

104 This is elegant work. The man with the cane is looking at us. The guy in the ballet slippers is taking them through the passion point by point. The Cheetah is probably going to win its race with the deer. Lots going on.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (2ap+5)

105 Lessee, Job lived about 2100 BC, Jerome around 400 AD. How could they be depicted on this Earth together? This is just silly.

Posted by: Vittore Was Nuts! at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (Fn+3X)

106 In all seriousness, curious if the text on the... throne back, and on the blue block, actually says anything or is just random (greek?) characters.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (aJQbY)

107 18-year old Texas high school football player Aiden Craig tragically died after suffering a medical emergency during a physical fitness test while training to become a U.S. Marine.

Craig had recently graduated from Wylie High School, where he was a two-year varsity football player. The defensive end recorded 50 tackles, four sacks, six QB pressures and six tackles for loss during his senior season, earning Second Team All-District honors.

Just weeks after graduation, Craig enlisted in the Marine Corps. He was 47 days into recruit training when he suffered the medical emergency on August 1. He was hospitalized and died four days later on August 5. The Marine Corps posthumously awarded him the title of Marine.

His family is now honoring his memory by establishing an educational endowment through the Wylie ISD Education Foundation, hoping Aiden’s name and legacy will continue helping students in his community.

Thoughts and Prayers to Craig's family. Rest in peace.


Vaya con Dios, Marine.
We'll take it from here.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (y2Cpc)

108 Just weeks after graduation, Craig enlisted in the Marine Corps. He was 47 days into recruit training when he suffered the medical emergency on August 1. He was hospitalized and died four days later on August 5. The Marine Corps posthumously awarded him the title of Marine.

His family is now honoring his memory by establishing an educational endowment through the Wylie ISD Education Foundation, hoping Aiden’s name and legacy will continue helping students in his community.

Thoughts and Prayers to Craig's family. Rest in peace.


Vaya con Dios, Marine.
We'll take it from here.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (y2Cpc)



He sounds vaccinated.


Godspeed, Marine. Your mission here is done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

109 Kinda surprised the artist didn't include a smoking factory chimney, or a sternwheeler on the river.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:10 AM (dPOOv)

110 Is Aramaic a separate written language?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar


The Aramaic in Judaism is written with Hebrew letters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

111 I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)
*******
😱
Nooooooo!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (NpAcC)

112 110 Is Aramaic a separate written language?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar

The Aramaic in Judaism is written with Hebrew letters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

Thank you.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (Gqar8)

113 100 if anyone had more fun plowing through every team all season and in the playoffs/ series than '05, i'd listen. but would politely disagree.
and until '16 the northside red/ blue was the most consistent team in the history of the game. but unlike '05, which was absolutely dominant, '16 was unbelievably gay. re: 2hr rain delay featuring useless batter heyward motivational speech. lame.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:12 AM (Bep7s)

114 Jerome and Job are planning a Weekend at Bernie's thing, aren't they?
Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM


It could have happened that way!

Posted by: Talarico's pastor at September 24, 2026 10:12 AM (sIUuR)

115 102 staid.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:12 AM (Bep7s)

116 I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)
****
It supposedly says: " I know that my redeemer liveth."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 10:13 AM (NpAcC)

117 Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.

The White House turned away at least two reporters on Thursday, even after the judge reinstated access to the banned outlets.

Still, a Politico reporter's credentials were confiscated on Thursday after the ruling allowing re-entry took effect, the outlet reported.

An MS NOW reporter also had their credentials taken and was denied access, the outlet reported.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (J4Dwc)

118 No enforcement of the 100 comment rule today. Even CBD knows how bad this "art" is.

Posted by: Selective Prosecution at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (Fn+3X)

119 Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.


About damn time!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:15 AM (y2Cpc)

120 At least none of them are sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: So there's that at September 24, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

121 yeah, but they oughta, man.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:17 AM (Bep7s)

122 At least none of them are sitting on an ottoman.
Posted by: So there's that at September 24, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

It was 30 A.D. Ottomans didn't exist yet. But one shouldn't sit on them. Stomp on 'em, with baseball cleats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (dPOOv)

123 Like it or not, I do say that the painting made me look closely at it.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar8)

124 >>if anyone had more fun plowing through every team all season and in the playoffs/ series than '05, i'd listen.

1984 Detroit Tigers, through 40 games, were 35-5, finishing at 104-58.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:20 AM (J4Dwc)

125 I'm seeing more and more articles, posts, and videos about Brits not wanting to fight for their country.

And I am amused. They've replaced perhaps 25% of their country. There is no more Britain. Just a bunch of Indians, Pakis, Poles, and the oppressed heritage population.

And they are surprised these people and the native population they are ethnically cleansing don't want to fight for the regime?!? In a war of choice in Ukraine?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:21 AM (sKqQm)

126 Canadian Euthanasia Deaths Surpass U.S. Gun Homicides Annually.

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But the Canadian deaths are accomplished with love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

127 These are some skinny old guys.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:22 AM (wzUl9)

128 Maybe that lady who repainted Jesus into a "Ecce Mono" would improve this one...

Well, she's dead, but...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:23 AM (l3cgK)

129 124 that must have been a blast. i was still on a suzuki. i think that was the year cubbies choked to san diego.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

130 The background -- the broken stones, the skull and jawbone on the ground at the right, the hills and the volcano, and the stone steps leading up to the Talosians' surface elevator -- is more interesting than the human forms.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

131 Yes, it was a great year to be a Tigers fan.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

132 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026


***
Well, it does look like Hebrew.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

133 Well, we have had a couple private showings of the house and have some interest. One broker who basically has till Monday at 5 PM to get the money he wants out of the deal, or we have another offer slightly higher that will be in play after that.

We're not making the money we could, but that would've taken us doing lots of things over the last few years we just didn't have opportunity to do. We'll be Ok with what we've been offered and it will get us toward were we want to be alright.

Next week will be interesting and we'll find out where we stand after that.

All things considered, getting to the TxMoMe might be a chore this go-around. But, we still plan on being there, of course. SpongeBro as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

134 Awaiting Wolfus commentary on the feet painted here.

Any time now.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026


***
That half of the human race, my half, is way out of my wheelhouse. Pass.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

135 Like it or not, I do say that the painting made me look closely at it.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar

That it did do to me as well.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (wVcYX)

136 Maybe that lady who repainted Jesus into a "Ecce Mono" would improve this one...

Well, she's dead, but...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:23 AM (l3cgK)




https://shorturl.fm/gto6O

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:29 AM (ccf/V)

137 if anyone had more fun plowing through every team all season and in the playoffs/ series than '05, i'd listen.

1984 Detroit Tigers, through 40 games, were 35-5, finishing at 104-58.
Posted by: one hour sober
__________

76 Reds were 102-60, swept the hated Yankees in the series. 75 team was 108-54, but took 7 to beat Boston.

01 Mariners were 116-46. That'll probably never happen again.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 10:29 AM (XvL8K)

138 > Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.
---------
Interesting, if unimportant cause to get behind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 10:29 AM (2Cry5)

139 Well, it's light enough to see details, a plus over the last two days. 😜

And what a wealth of details there are. I scanned it closely and kept wondering, what does that mean? what does this mean? Like, the chunk off the block on which the old man on the right is sitting: what's that about? Also, who are those geezers?

Guess I'll peruse comments and see what the art geniuses think.

Gooood morn.🌅😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - art idiot at September 24, 2026 10:31 AM (11R8D)

140 Posted by: Selective Prosecution at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (Fn+3X)

Maybe you can stop being a douchebag for a little while...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:32 AM (k5CNB)

141 130 you forgot the tuna. but yeah, dumbwaiter.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:33 AM (Bep7s)

142 Looks kind of crumbly, almost Dali-esque.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 10:33 AM (MDua2)

143 Thanks to Trump’s reckless war stocks are crashing. How bad is it?

S&p500 is up 12% for the year. Nasdaq is up15%. That’s how bad it is!!! He’s destroyed everyone’s 401k.

Wait what?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (jmRo5)

144 All things considered, getting to the TxMoMe might be a chore this go-around. But, we still plan on being there, of course. SpongeBro as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)


Y'all BETTER be there!!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (KaLR8)

145 Like it or not, I do say that the painting made me look closely at it.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar


Cool!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (k5CNB)

146 Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.

As he should. Their response was perfect. Judge rules it is LIKELY unconstitutional. However, that bullshit doesn't hold up as NO LAW has been passed preventing them from accessing the media room. They've just had their privilege removed because they are asshoe.

Access to the press room, which wasn't really a thing until modern day, is a PRIVILEGE, not a constitutional RIGHT.

Judge can FOAD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

147 Before I disappear into the woodwork, I've had this sitting around a while, thought the Art Students might be interested:


How Could This Be Painted 600 Years Ago?
How did Jan van Eyck paint microscopic detail centuries before modern tools?* (15:52)
Under The Pigment
https://youtu.be/s1xMkCP4LBU

*Spoiler: Possibly, 'modern' optics tools.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the web, must be real at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (11R8D)

148 A funny thing happened on the way to the dispensary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (S41Gd)

149 Ohhh . . . there's the lion. He looks kinda cub-sized, though.

And the rocks extending upward next to the steps on the left look sorta like fingers -- the second, third, and fourth, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

150 Sponge, please!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 10:35 AM (DPPrP)

151
Y'all BETTER be there!!
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM



SpongeBro is without a vehicle at the moment and if we actually do move, we'll be 3 hours away from him, so the logistics might be a bit challenging. BUT, we have all the intentions in the world of doing whatever it takes to make it happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (ccf/V)

152 A funny thing happened on the way to the dispensary.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM


Comedy or tragedy?

Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (sIUuR)

153 While I think the painting is excellent, it doesn't arouse a spiritual feeling in me. Abbey in the Oakwood, on the other hand, really makes me feel close to God and eternity.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (2ap+5)

154
Maybe you can stop being a douchebag for a little while...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:32 AM (k5CNB)



Those that live in the bag of douche find it increasingly difficult to escape.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

155 I got it! I got it!

It's ZZ Top, commemorating the recent passing of drummer Frank Beard (the one without the beard).

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 10:37 AM (MDua2)

156 Comedy or tragedy?
Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel

Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

157 The baby male lion is intriguing. Male lion cubs don't develop their manes for a while, as I understand it, so a lion cub with a mane is very unlikely.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

158 Sponge, please!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 10:35 AM (DPPrP)



Come Hell or high water........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

159 The baby male lion is intriguing. Male lion cubs don't develop their manes for a while, as I understand it, so a lion cub with a mane is very unlikely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)



What if they have that disease that ages you at 10x the normal rate! HUH? You ever think of THAT?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

160 Where's the lion?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

161 137 amazing numbers, but rose and bench; the '01 team only tied the 1906 cubs and had superstar pitching.
'05 had pretty much nobody, which made it fun.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

162 Well, my Starlink is working fine, finally. But it does not provide email services. I have been using ISP-provided email since forever. What is a good free e-mail provider? Anything from google, ms, or apple is a non-starter. I setup an account with Proton Mail, but their free accounts don't play with my e-mail client on the machine, and I have to download an encryption engine (Proton Bridge) to use one of their paid accounts. Too much monkey business...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (dPOOv)

163 SpongeBro is without a vehicle at the moment and if we actually do move, we'll be 3 hours away from him, so the logistics might be a bit challenging. BUT, we have all the intentions in the world of doing whatever it takes to make it happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (ccf/V)


Tell him to hitch-hike!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (KaLR8)

164 138 he's ~pissed~ that they focused on his new aide rumors.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM (Bep7s)

165 The first time the Nazi war machine lost in World War II

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The linked article identifies the Second Battle of El Alamein as the turning point which is only partially true. Before the battle, the Nazis were advancing on all fronts. In addition to the battle, October 23—November 11, 1942, the Americans landed behind the Nazis in North Africa on November 8 - 16, 1942, and the Russians completed their encirclement of the Nazis at Stalingrad on November 19, 1942. So the month between October 23 and November 19 clearly put the Germans on the defensive all across the various fronts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

166 Where's the lion?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


***
Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM (wzUl9)

167 I setup an account with Proton Mail, but their free accounts don't play with my e-mail client on the machine, and I have to download an encryption engine (Proton Bridge) to use one of their paid accounts. Too much monkey business...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026


***
I go to Protonmail in my Brave browser. Is there an advantage to a separate email client?

Years ago, before my employer insisted on MS Outlook, I used Eudora. Wonder if it's still around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

168 Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Can't see it. Oh well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

169 I go to Protonmail in my Brave browser. Is there an advantage to a separate email client?

Years ago, before my employer insisted on MS Outlook, I used Eudora. Wonder if it's still around?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

I want to download and store my incoming e-mails locally. You need an e-mail client for that, as I understand it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (dPOOv)

170 160 Where's the lion?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM

Beside the witch. And in front of the wardrobe.

Posted by: CSL at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)

171 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_________

Why wouldn't the repulse/retreat at Moscow in 41-42 be considered a major loss? Or the Battle of Britain in 40?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (XvL8K)

172 OK, I see it now.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

173 155 so, he just left chicago?

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)

174 Virginia steps up!

Arlington's Sanctuary Rules: No ICE Detainers, No DWI Convictions for Illegals, No Problem

https://tinyurl.com/yc2n6ddv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

175 >>Where's the lion?

Just waking up from sleeping in the jungle.

A-weema weh
A-weema weh
A-weema weh

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (J4Dwc)

176 Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
Can't see it. Oh well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


***
He's right between the tan pillar with the chain hanging down and the tall rock, or unfinished sculpture. It's like he's peeking out to see who wants to play.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

177 Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM


*embiggens picture*

I found the kitty!

Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (sIUuR)

178 157 he started mane lioning early, stunted his growth.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

179 Off, comic sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 10:47 AM (sIUuR)

180 160 back of the terlet.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

181 Looking at this one, which I like btw, but thinking "We need Kris."
The Job and Jerome choices really add to it, once they're ID'ed.
The figure of Christ and the Van Eyck mention reminds me of an insane theory of how the Shroud of Turin was faked.
It involved a corpse, a camera obscura, linen cloth, a vat of urine and a bright sunny day.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:48 AM (f+FmA)

182 I want to download and store my incoming e-mails locally. You need an e-mail client for that, as I understand it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (dPOOv)


Have you tried Thunderbird email client?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:48 AM (KaLR8)

183 Very odd rendering of the passion. I see no passion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (5C90x)

184 He's right between the tan pillar with the chain hanging down and the tall rock, or unfinished sculpture. It's like he's peeking out to see who wants to play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I did finally find him. Had to get on my phone and really embiggen it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

185 162 i've been with "mail2world" for decades. they are all mail2 and then you have your choice hundreds of, what are those, urls? the suffix part. domain? whatevs, mine is hell, they offer alcohol and many others. works ok.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (Bep7s)

186 He's right between the tan pillar with the chain hanging down and the tall rock, or unfinished sculpture. It's like he's peeking out to see who wants to play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
I did finally find him. Had to get on my phone and really embiggen it.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


***
He looks cuddly, like a Maine Coon kitten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:50 AM (wzUl9)

187 Why wouldn't the repulse/retreat at Moscow in 41-42 be considered a major loss? Or the Battle of Britain in 40?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Both were very significant but in both cases the Nazis were able to rally and resume the offensive. After the three mentioned battles, the Nazis were never again on a successful the strategic offensive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

188 I'm sorry but they all look stoned...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)

189 Have you tried Thunderbird email client?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:48 AM (KaLR

That's what I have been using since forever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (dPOOv)

190
Tell him to hitch-hike!
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM



You may have to come pick him up after you land. We're currently only about 12 miles north of DFW Airport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

191 Very odd rendering of the passion. I see no passion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (5C90x)


Because it isn't the Passion. It is a meditation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (k5CNB)

192 Have you tried Thunderbird email client?
Posted by: Doof


I quit Thunderbird in the 80's. Oh, wait.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:54 AM (y2Cpc)

193 182 i should put tbird back. last hd melt left me 'puterless for years. just couldn't care. but this place... inspired.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

194 192 brass monkey.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

195 Classic Eudora is available still via the Wayback Machine, says the Wiki article; and there is also a link to Pandora Mail, a client designed to replicate Eudora's functionality.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

196 what's the word ? what's the cos ?

Posted by: grass monkey at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM (eP4XR)

197 Is the President in charge of access to the White House, ie the house of the Unitary Executive?

If he is not in charge of access to his house, then he doesn't have a house and he isn't the unitary executive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM (pIwiO)

198 You may have to come pick him up after you land. We're currently only about 12 miles north of DFW Airport.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)


If he's able to make it work timewise, I can do that. Standing by.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM (KaLR8)

199 TCM today- Leslie Caron all day and two Kubrick movies tonight. Never seen "The Shining"- don't like horror, but should probably check it off the list. Ditto "Jaws".

The Film on Film series on Friday nights have been really good. I reccomend.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:57 AM (f+FmA)

200 if you use eudora and pandora simultaneously, you get endora.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:57 AM (Bep7s)

201 Time I thought about brunch. My breakfast after working out was some yogurt with honey and an English muffin with peanut butter, as I didn't feel like a heavy breakfast right after exercising. Now I'm starting to get hungry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

202 should have socked agnes.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

203 I'm sorry but they all look stoned...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)



islham wouldn't be a thing for several years yet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

204 Classic Eudora is available still via the Wayback Machine, says the Wiki article; and there is also a link to Pandora Mail, a client designed to replicate Eudora's functionality.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

I have used Thunderbird for years and years; it has been updated, and still works fine, and comes built into many Linux distros. I open TB, it goes to the mailserver, and downloads any new messages automatically. Done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (dPOOv)

205
If he's able to make it work timewise, I can do that. Standing by.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM



I'll mention it and see if we need to take it to the text chat group.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

206 201 saw a nitwit yesterday put a water bottle in the pringles holder on his treadmill.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

207 You may have to come pick him up after you land. We're currently only about 12 miles north of DFW Airport.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

Aww, our old location- northern suburb of Dallas.
Do not miss, though. Green Acres is the place to be...

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (f+FmA)

208 what's the word ? what's the cos ?
Posted by: grass monkey


Woke up the next morning after an after hours beach party at the riding stables west of 61st Street on Galveston Island. Seven empty bottles of Thunderbird sitting on the dash.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (y2Cpc)

209 TCM today- Leslie Caron all day and two Kubrick movies tonight. Never seen "The Shining"- don't like horror, but should probably check it off the list. Ditto "Jaws".

The Film on Film series on Friday nights have been really good. I reccomend.
Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026


***
Are they running Father Goose w/ Leslie Caron and Cary Grant? Lots of fun.

I have never cared for Kubrick's The Shining. Jaws on the other hand is superb stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

210 I'm sorry but they all look stoned...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)

Everybody must get stoned!!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (hmYU4)

211 MONKEY!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

212 Are they running Father Goose w/ Leslie Caron and Cary Grant? Lots of fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Love the opening theme to that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

213
I quit Thunderbird in the 80's. Oh, wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:54 AM (y2Cpc)



I saw a sweet Thunderbird convertible yesterday. Of the early 60's variety in really good shape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (ccf/V)

214 209 the shinning is dumb.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

215 I like Carpaccio - the painter and the entree!

I think he is under recognized as a genre painter. Lots of stuff going on in his works. I love his painting of St. Augustine in his Study...

..and hurray for Blessed Bishop Fulton Sheen, newly beatified.

Posted by: vivi at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (7esJd)

216 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

217 Aww, our old location- northern suburb of Dallas.
Do not miss, though. Green Acres is the place to be...
Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (f+FmA)



That's where we're headed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (ccf/V)

218 I'll mention it and see if we need to take it to the text chat group.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)


10-4

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (KaLR8)

219 209 the shinning is dumb.
Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026


***
It's a great story, but Kubrick muffled it with poor casting. King himself said, "I handed Kubrick a live hand grenade, and he heroically threw his body on top of it."

There's a TV miniseries version from 1997 with Rebecca DeMornay which is much closer to the novel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (wzUl9)

220 What would we do without the legacy media?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ndZc7)

221 2 Look at my shoe!

cast off the shoe! follow the gourd!

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (v3pYe)

The Morning Report — 9/ 24 /26

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Good morning kids.


Once again the highest court in the land strikes. No not the Supreme Court of the United States but the Ultra Super Duper Supremely Superior Court of Mount Kilauea has decreed its status as the Almighty arbiter of what is the Law of the Land.

A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional. In a major setback for Trump in one of his biggest battles with the media, US District Judge Tim Kelly issued his order in a lawsuit that the news organizations filed contesting the ban that the Republican president announced on Sept. 18. Kelly ordered the Trump administration to immediately return the outlets’ press passes and blocked officials from enforcing the ban for 14 days.

Judge Buch M. Danno shall not be disobeyed!

“The President concluded that [the banned outlets] have failed to maintain basic minimum ‘standards of professionalism and decorum expected of those given access to the White House Complex, including’ by ‘publishing sensitive or classified information… In response, the President has preliminarily revoked their continued access to White House grounds… After all, access to the White House is a privilege—not a right.” – DOJ filing

Yeah, that'll really show 'em! To borrow a quote from Democrat Socialist Numero Uno Joe Stalin How many divisions does the Judiciary have?! If only President Trump and indeed all of us took that to heart and made it our slogan.

Especially in an instance such as this which is making my blood simmer...

A Florida history teacher allegedly tried to “cancel” an eighth-grader enrolled at one of the state’s elite schools for his conservative beliefs – and now she’s facing calls to be fired. 

Liz Ballard, a teacher at Pine View School in Osprey, Fla., is accused of singling out the boy as the “conservative perspective” in her classes before describing him as a “misogynist” and spreading the slur around the school, Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier said in a letter on Monday.

Ballard allegedly “harassed, disparaged and deliberately tried to ‘cancel’ an eighth-grade student for his conservative views” during her debates — even though he had previously warned her “his parents expressly forbid him to take part,” according to Uthmeier’s letter. She “singled out this student and in defiance of his parents’ express instructions, pressured him to defend political positions… in front of his classmates,” the pol said, engaging in what he described as the “reputational destruction of a child.” Ballard has been the subject of “multiple” HR investigations and at the center of parents’ complaints, according to Uthmeier, who has called for her to be dismissed if the claims are legitimate. 

The investigation into the teacher has spanned several months, Jason Means, the President of the Sarasota Classified Teachers Association, said, according to WFLA. . . In 2023, the school was named a National Blue Ribbon School by the Department of Education — an award that recognizes excellence or schools that close achievement gaps among students. 

Blue RIbbon? Meh this degenerate slag and everyone like her deserves a noose and the nearest lamp post rhetorically speaking of course wink-wink...

And that goes most especially for Randy Weingarten and the evil unions.

So, what are these unions doing with all that money they collect if not fighting to fulfill their stated missions?

Turns out, they are far more interested in getting Democrats elected and pushing far-left causes. Add it all up, and you have organizations that extort money from taxpayers to finance a protection racket for themselves, their Democratic patrons, and various far-left causes (which few taxpayers would support), while engaging in fraud by pretending to be looking out for the interests of public-school students

We’re not lawyers, but we’d say that classifies as a criminal racket under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act.

I know I had this a day or so ago but evil like cancer never rests. We cut it out or we die.

Elsewhere the red carpet was rolled out for Xi Jinping and the Chi-Coms.

Trump, on the other hand, has cost China dearly.  He has radically reduced China’s inroads into the Western Hemisphere, ousting its agents from Venezuela and the Panama Canal.
With the Cuban dictatorship apparently unable to keep the lights on, and China now permanently shut out of Greenland, Beijing’s losses in the Americas appear certain to keep piling up.
Add to this Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s “Economic D-Day” sanctions on Iran.
These are disrupting China’s financial ties with the Islamist regime, even as Iran’s attacks on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and its threat of tolls hammer Beijing’s energy imports: China already pays $25 a barrel more for oil than the rest of the world. China’s leader also has major headaches back home — anemic consumer spending, a collapsing real-estate market, rising unemployment levels, an aging population and a national debt three times larger than our own (thanks, in part, to Trump’s tariffs). 

Well, with a different perspective . . .

Negotiating with Communists and terrorists (but I repeat myself) only ends one way. As the Xi meeting is being hyped, the People’s Republic of China is taking great care not to offend the United States of America by taking any drastic steps like… openly stealing our military hardware. Chinese authorities are reportedly in possession of F-35 stealth fighter parts after components of the aircraft were “inexplicably diverted to Hong Kong.”

Shipping giant UPS was sending a cockpit canopy and weapons bay door to the U.S. from Australia in late May when it was diverted, Bloomberg reported on Thursday, citing sources Both parts were coated with a radar absorbing material that enhances their stealth capabilities, the sources said, and it was not clear why the shipment was diverted to Hong Kong. Inexplicably! Were there any Mainland Chinese citizens in the decision loop working at UPS?

This is the problem with having normal commercial relations with a bandit state that takes every possible opportunity to rob everyone else. Looping them into a global commercial system just allows them to do things like this.

Meh, What can BROWN do for us that our own Postal Service isn't doing, like being the bag man for Democrat Election Thievery...

The case underlines concerns about the handling and security of mail-in ballots, particularly when large numbers of ballots are entrusted to individual postal workers. With investigators still determining whether affected voters were able to cast replacement ballots, the incident could fuel broader scrutiny of election-related mail procedures and ballot safeguards ahead of future elections.

On all this repulsiveness I nevertheless bid you all to

Have a good day.

    CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

  • The hackers claim to have breached the FBI by exploiting Oracle’s Peoplesoft platform.
    Hacking Group ‘ShinyHunters’ Claims Massive FBI Breach, Theft of Agents’ Personal Data
  • She's being called a “Palestinian Rachel Dolezal," in reference to the white woman who faked being black to take advantage of affirmative action programs.
    A White Teacher of Wealth and Privilege Faked Black and 'Palestinian' Ancestry for Years
  • A grand jury has determined there is no evidence of criminal wrongdoing in the tragic death of 18-year-old Nolan Wells. Of course, that didn’t stop the left from dragging three white boys through the mud.
    Yet Another Race Baiting Narrative Busted
  • Many of the Democrats running this year aren’t the usual squishy socialists we’re used to. They are people who hate Americans, the U.S., and the Constitution.
    When Democrats Tell You Who They Are, Believe Them
  • Defeating democratic socialists is imperative.
    Individualism Versus Collectivism is on the Ballot in November
  • The real danger to this country right now is not any single plot.
    The Fog Bezmenov Warned About Has an American Address
  • The greater good must come before everything, even if people get hurt.
    The cult of the left takes no prisoners, only sacrifices — including their kids

    "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY

  • The state spends billions on housing, health care, and other benefits.
    California’s Shadow Welfare System for Illegal Immigrants
  • Briseno’s deportation underlines the Trump administration’s determination not to allow illegal immigrants to live in the open, flouting deportation orders without consequences.
    Mexican Illegal Deported After Publicly Complaining About Son’s Arrest for Obstructing ICE.

    THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)

  • Who’s winning this war, anyway?
    Iran Continues to Dictate Terms
  • The Iranian president accused the U.S. and Israel of attacking Iran while insisting Tehran will not surrender its nuclear rights
    America Walks Out During Iran’s Speech At U.N.
  • In the cleanest tell yet that Iran is on the ropes, a senior Iranian official just put a number on the table Tehran has never put there before.
    Iran Is Projecting Weakness, Not the Strength It Wants You to See
  • The calculation that might change reluctant minds in Cairo.
    Will Egypt Strike Yemen’s Houthis?

    * * * * *

  • Three GOP Senate candidates break with the White House as Republicans stare down bleak poll numbers with just 41 days until Election Day.
    Endangered GOP Senate Candidates Take Sudden Turn On Iran War

    ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY

  • ...Following the murder of a Jewish father on Yom Kippur eve, Amb. Yechiel Leiter’s son suffered life-threatening injury in a terrorist attack Wednesday.
    BREAKING: Palestinian Terrorist Shoots Israel’s U.S. Ambassador’s Son
  • The time will come when Norwegians will regret their government's hostility toward Israel.
    Norway Considers Prison for Those Who Violate Boycott of Israeli ‘Settlements’

    * * * * *

  • Says canine technique was also used by Nazi war criminal (Soros gonna be pissed - jjs)
    Kristof Humiliates Himself and Harvard With Israel Dog-Rape Libel

    DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

  • The lawsuit was spearheaded by New York Attorney General Letitia James, who has a history of targeting Donald Trump during his time as an individual citizen and as president.
    Court Dismisses Democrat States’ Lawsuit Against DOGE’s Treasury Access
  • Congratulations to the homeless, the rats and the politicians.
    LA Celebrates 7 Years of a Medieval Disease

    FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

  • The dispute could have broader implications for the relationship between the Trump administration and corporate media organizations, with Fox News joining liberal networks in a television pool boycott in support of CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO. The administration has launched “Trump TV” in response, providing Americans with direct coverage of the presidency.
    Trump DOJ Hits Back at Corporate Media Lawsuit Against White House Bans: ‘Access is a Privilege, Not a Right.’
  • Oh my god….
    Sunny Hostin Brags She Stopped a Guilty Verdict for NYC Cannibal Killer
  • ...the headline on the “analysis” piece was “How Trump Has Cracked Down on Dissent Since the Killing of Charlie Kirk.”
    People Noticed Democrats Enjoying Violence. New York Times Says It’s Just ‘Free Speech’
  • The implication was clear: a black woman found hanging is a symbol of racism and that the South is racist.
    The AP Won’t Let Facts Get In The Way Of A Lynching Narrative
  • If ProPublica’s two key subjects including a criminal and a man with repeated history of targeting Republicans was not enough to cast a shadow of doubt on the credibility and bias of this story and outlet, let’s not forget the outlet has spent years running anti-Republican propaganda.
    Discredited Activists At ProPublica Cite Other Discredited Activists To Concoct Susan Collins Hit Piece
  • The annoying habits of partisan media.
    ‘Free Speech’ isn’t the Same as Liberal Speech

    * * * * *

  • Merely wanting to make some photocopies at work in the old Soviet Union raised Brezhnev's considerable eyebrows, and actually getting them made was like something out of a Kafka story.
    Hey, Xi — Good Luck Keeping AI on a Communist Leash

    9/11/01 25 years on

  • The plaintiffs allege that the coordination began to take shape months earlier than the dramatic revelations over the past week.
    Lawsuit Alleges Anthropic, OpenAI, SpaceXAI and Google Made Illegal Agreement for AI ‘Pacing’

    WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

  • . . .a year after the 2025 Yom Kippur synagogue attack in the same city.
    Counter Terror Police Say They Foiled ‘Imminent’ Yom Kippur Attack in Manchester

    OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS

  • AIPAC and donor Michael Sacks have “the power,” Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson said.
    Failing Mayor Brandon Johnson Lashes Out at AIPAC In Re-Election Speech (Meh, subhuman degenerate schvarzyorim. If Jooz have the power then why'd they got you elected, schmuck! - jjs)
  • Every day, there’s more diversity to celebrate.
    Pennsylvania Man, Inspired by ISIS, Planned Attacks on Jews and Synagogues

    SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

  • Margot Cleveland: New details indicate high-level political appointees in the Biden administration’s DOJ actually knew of — and allowed — prosecutors’ plans to subpoena records from congressional Republicans.
    BREAKING: New Docs Indicate Biden Junta Okayed Subpoenas Of Republicans’ Phone Records

    AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS

  • "People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience,"
    A Part of the Population Will Always Live in COVIDville

    THE ECONOMY, STUPID

  • Don’t get cocky, though. This non-presidential election cycle will come down to pure partisanship and voter turnout. The party with the energy will win.
    The Economy Won’t Win The Midterms For Democrats
  • Even as manufacturing jobs decline, Alaska offers lucrative work for men without college degrees.
    America’s Shifting Blue-Collar Landscape

    RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM

  • Companies have spent millions on forest credits to satisfy state mandates, only for the woods themselves to ignite.
    California’s Climate Offsets Go Up in Smoke
  • California has gone far beyond merely encouraging residents to abandon gasoline and natural gas in favor of electricity. In time, it aims to make state residents solely dependent on the electrical grid.
    Mandating Grid Dependency

    EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT

  • Ballard allegedly “harassed, disparaged and deliberately tried to ‘cancel’ an eighth-grade student for his conservative views” during her debates — even though he had previously warned her “his parents expressly forbid him to take part,” according to Uthmeier’s letter.
    Florida history teacher Liz Ballard ‘deliberately tried to cancel’ 8th grader ‘for his conservative views’
  • Just like with the last conference in 2019, organizers warn of threats to democracy and how they affect racial minorities.
    Seattle U. To Host ‘People of Color’ Law Conference
  • 'Solidarity with those who break prison walls,' Emmaia Gelman, founder of the Institute for the Critical Study of Zionism, wrote one day after Hamas's terror attack
    Radical Academic Who Celebrated Oct 7 as Breach of 'Prison Walls' Slated To Appear at UNC's Global Education Center
  • Hannah-Jones’ ideology did not just ruin her own daughter’s academic potential by choice; it also poisons by force the educations of countless other students who attend the schools where the ideology has free rein.
    The Failing School Where Nikole Hannah-Jones Sent Her Daughter Used The 1619 Project
  • The latest results from an internationally administered achievement test are deeply troubling.
    Scores on PISA Are Leaning the Wrong Way

    ABORTION

  • Maura Healey, the Democrat governor of Massachusetts, would have you believe she is focused on ordinary governance, but lately she seems to be dabbling in obstetrics and childcare.
    From the Womb to the Welcome Family Mat 

    THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH

  • The case underlines concerns about the handling and security of mail-in ballots, particularly when large numbers of ballots are entrusted to individual postal workers. With investigators still determining whether affected voters were able to cast replacement ballots, the incident could fuel broader scrutiny of election-related mail procedures and ballot safeguards ahead of future elections.
    USPS Worker Indicted for Discarding Over 300 Mail-In Ballots.
  • The lawsuit seeks to uncover how noncitizens were added to voter rolls and whether they were removed following discovery. Congressional investigators are also probing these issues, raising broader concerns about election integrity and transparency ahead of the 2026 midterms.
    RNC Sues State Election Officials for Withholding Voter Rolls.
  • Don’t believe the hype about the Supreme Court ending Trump’s effort to clean up mail-in ballots. He’s got every bureaucrat nervous and careful—and you can help.
    Trump’s Executive Order Has Election Officials Terrified

    DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY

  • ...perhaps, Jesus’s conquest over death should not be taken literally.
    James Talarico’s Pastor and Mentor Doubts Resurrection of Jesus in Easter Message: ‘Maybe Jesus Rose from the Dead, but Maybe Not’

    POLITICS

  • Kansas Democrat nominee for governor Cindy Holscher said at a recent debate, “I am no socialist,” yet spent the following day campaigning with a candidate who calls himself a “Democratic Socialist taking on the Topeka establishment.”
    Kansas Democrat Cindy Holscher Says She Isn’t a Socialist, but Campaigns with One the Next Day
  • In other words, California is a state where, as Hilton put it, "if you do the right thing, you're punished and if you do the wrong thing, you're rewarded."
    After 16 Years of Democrat Rule, Is Hilton’s California Wake-Up Call Too Late?

    FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

  • The agreement strengthens U.S. defense capabilities in the Arctic region, ensuring greater security against potential threats from Russia and China. It also underscores Greenland’s growing importance in global geopolitics and secures long-term cooperation with Denmark.
    Trump Secures Arctic Security Agreement With Greenland and Denmark, Two New Bases Planned.
  • Shady figures linked to Berlin’s Arab crime world and 'Palestinian' terrorism showed up to celebrate the party’s victory, chanting “Free Palestine!”
    Germany’s Far-Left Linke Party Wins Berlin City-State Elections
  • The United States remains Canada’s gravitational center, whether they like it or not.
    Canada Has No Real Alternative To Taking Trump’s Trade Deal, But It’s Sabotaging Itself To Pretend Otherwise
  • But voters are divided on UN's ability to prevent or end violent conflicts.
    Americans Still Mostly Back U.N., Despite Corruption Claims, Fiscal Crisis: I&I/TIPP Poll

  • Negotiating with Communists and terrorists only ends one way.
    China Preps for Trump Meet By Stealing F-35 Stealth Parts
  • So what did Xi do to deserve this unusual honor? A better question: Why is Trump flattering Xi’s ego by treating him as the world’s most important visiting dignitary?  A decade ago, such ceremonial pomp might have been taken as a sign of American weakness and Chinese strength.  
    Don’t be fooled — Trump’s red-carpet rollout for Xi is a strategic coup
  • “GMMTV and its competitors constructed a new business model...This sort of thing also used to happen in Western popular culture...Are BL dramas ‘queer’?”
    How ‘Boys Love’ Conquered Asia

    DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

  • The US project to harness laser power has been 50 years in the making and outstrips the capabilities of any other military on Earth.
    US military spending $500M on ‘war-ready’ laser weapons — and zapping drones in Iran, along US border: experts

    HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE

  • The scale of Canada’s MAID program is likely to intensify debate over the country’s approach to assisted suicide, particularly as lawmakers consider whether eligibility should expand further. The figures are also likely to fuel scrutiny of safeguards and the circumstances under which Canadians can access MAID, especially for people with disabilities or other vulnerabilities.
    Canadian Euthanasia Deaths Surpass U.S. Gun Homicides Annually.
  • Why is the Department of Labor trying to steal the spotlight on Pharmacy Benefit Management reform with an unnecessary new batch of rules?
    Why Is The Department Of Labor Undercutting PBM Reform?

    FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

  • These agreements mark a significant step in the Trump administration’s effort to curtail childhood gender transitions nationwide, with ongoing investigations signaling further actions against other providers.
    Trump DOJ Forces Six Major Hospitals to Stop Child Sex-Change Procedures.

    CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE

  • The far-left has been on a tirade since Monday when news broke that Paramount settled a lawsuit with the state’s radical, left-wing Attorney General. Hollywood critics are blasting Bonta as a “traitor” and a “coward” for settling the lawsuit and clearing the way for Paramount to complete its acquisition of Warners.
    Mark Ruffalo’s Antisemitic Attack on Paramount Helped Convince Calf. AG Bonta to Drop His Merger Lawsuit
  • Christian Toto: Red State superstar goes all-in on Climate Change while 'Digger' fades
    Did Tom Cruise Sell Out to Progressive Hollywood for Nothing?
  • Peter Pan had Neverland. Today's adults have an entire toy industry helping them avoid growing up.
    We’ve Got A Generation Of Peter Pans. Guess Who’s Cashing In.
  • The urgency of turning around this destructive trend.
    Why the Marriage Deficit is a Catastrophe

    HITHER & YON

  • ...the book does an excellent job of describing a number of very fascinating off-beat British missions behind enemy lines to gain reconnaissance or to sabotage German operations. In two cases the missions got access to German facilities by having Free-French soldiers pose as prisoners, and Jewish Palestine refugees from Germany act as their German captors.

    The first time the Nazi war machine lost in World War II

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    1 BOING!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2026 07:30 AM (Oj3Pf)

    2 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

    3 Finished putting up our Sukkah.

    Need a rest, then a swim, then grill a ton of chicken.

    Maybe l8r.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (Oj3Pf)

    4 Happy Thursday

    Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur)

    5 Everyone check out the POLLS Lately? HOOCHIE MAMA.

    Blue wave we are all gonna die.

    But seriously seems like an op to depress turnout. Too coordinated. But at the same time I do believe the Senate MAY be in play or may be a nail biter.

    Ohio governor race.....I hate Vivek.

    Posted by: GigantorX at September 24, 2026 07:32 AM (O6wt0)

    6 3. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (Oj3Pf)


    Good Yuntif and enjoy!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2026 07:32 AM (x0n13)

    7 Judges are not democracy.

    Posted by: Slogans-R-Us at September 24, 2026 07:36 AM (Q+gd/)

    8 Nooded.

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 07:37 AM (NcvvS)

    9 Had a pleasant dinner with NotSoThoreau in Western Kansas yesterday. 3.25 hours each way.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

    10 PDTS should just tell the judge no. Let'em escalate it.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (3Ope8)

    11 Good morning again morons and happy birthday JJ

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

    12 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.

    They should put these judges on Amazon for an easier shopping experience.

    Posted by: Halfhand at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (vRYMt)

    13 thank you, JJ!

    cancer, spot on!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (VyBeY)

    14 I confess to not even knowing who the press secretary is now, but can't they just not call on those lying bozos during press conferences?

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:42 AM (qBdHI)

    15 5, no, I totally ignore all polls, viewing them, as you say, as an op to destroy morale. why would I want to do that?

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:44 AM (VyBeY)

    16 Just ban all the media from the White House.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (SAHhM)

    17 exactly, LiB! Coventry!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (VyBeY)

    18 I see there is a new "poll" out that has talerico 5 points ahead of paxton. I put poll in parenthesis because it is a survey of registered voters, not an actual poll.


    At this point we can't trust anything the media says. Real polls at this point are polling likely voters not registered voters. The only real poll I have seen so far is from emerson from two weeks ago and they had talerico up by 1.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (I43vL)

    19 {{{Lady in Black}}}

    Probably already don't call on them. But they shout.

    How about seats under a coolant leak? I have no problem with those losers getting dripped on my fluorocarbons.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

    20 by fluorocarbons.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

    21 “Inexplicably.”
    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 07:47 AM (Ua/Bh)

    22 The WH could base media access upon ratings, so as to reach as many of The People as possible, but that would raise the old question, "Who counts the ratings?"

    Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 07:47 AM (Q+gd/)

    23 Don’t get cocky, though. This non-presidential election cycle will come down to pure partisanship and voter turnout. The party with the energy will win.
    The Economy Won’t Win The Midterms For Democrats

    --

    The midterms will be based on one thing, and one thing only, imo. Hatred of Trump by the Democrats. All they are voting on is their seething hatred of him, and you can be assured they will crawl through fire to vote. I can only hope and pray our side is truly cognizant of what's at stake and that they take the time to go to the polls to counter the left's utter madness.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

    24 Harmeet Dhillon on video speaking about the outrageous racism she is combatting at UCSF. She is a real life superhero.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

    25 How about seats under a coolant leak? I have no problem with those losers getting dripped on my fluorocarbons.

    --

    {{{Salty!}}}

    That's a great idea. There's no constitutional "right" for them to be comfortable.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

    26 PDTS should just tell the judge no. Let'em escalate it.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (3Ope
    ====

    Absolutely.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

    27 Press access first got rolling at the White House in a big way during World War II, understandably. If I remember history correctly they simply boarded over FDR’s swimming pool and made an impromptu press room.

    I’ve long since believed they should remove the entire press access from the White House itself. No need for it any longer, and frankly it’s a security risk. Not worth the trouble.

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 07:50 AM (GC8wC)

    28 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico,
    saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.


    With no due respect, until you can come up with something more firmer than "likely", kindly go fuck yourself.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (y2Cpc)

    29 Went to Midwest Chick, and there is a funny meme about Iron Man contest.

    A commenter led me to see the Wiki article on Extreme ironing. It is very silly.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

    30
    James Talarico’s Pastor and Mentor Doubts Resurrection of Jesus in Easter Message: ‘Maybe Jesus Rose from the Dead, but Maybe Not’

    So we've gone from Sola Scriptura to Sine Scriptura. The Bible isn't there to tell you how you should live your life, it's there to justify how you want to live your life.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (eRlcH)

    31 BREAKING: New Docs Indicate Biden Junta Okayed Subpoenas Of Republicans’ Phone Records

    --

    My, how times have changed from the Watergate years. Nary a peep from the MFM about this incandescent violation.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

    32 Trying something new today...bacon and tomatillo chili...the internet has no recipes, but I'm thinking a basic bean and tomato chili with the adds (with some bacon added in and some saved for topping and some of the fat used to saute the onions and peppers).

    This will have no beef.

    Got both super cheap, so figured I'm not losing much, and the kids just love chili almost any way I make it...we'll see if this holds true today.

    1lb of bacon with probably 3lbs of beans - still deciding what type, but got gifted expiring pinto beans, so those are also looking to show up - with Great Northern or black is still TBD (I do love bacon on a black bean burger, so I'm leaning that way)...

    Hmmm, maybe I'll call this a bacon and black bean burger chili...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 07:53 AM (tOcjL)

    33
    Trump should go back to the way it was before WWII. All questions submitted in advance.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:54 AM (eRlcH)

    34 "it’s a security risk. "

    It really is and it's a perfectly good reason to exclude all media from the White House. How many attempts have been made Trump' life? Who's to say the next one won't come from some deranged reporter?

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 07:54 AM (SAHhM)

    35 Kristof, who doubled down on his unverified fantasy that Israel is using a trained dog to rape Palestinian prisoners. Kristof said this had happened to "numerous" prisoners, though he also said he couldn’t say how many.
    ============================
    Is there anyone more disgusting than Nicholas Kristof? He may as well co-author a new "Elders Of Zion" with T. Carlson.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:54 AM (lWDMz)

    36 Florida history teacher Liz Ballard ‘deliberately tried to cancel’ 8th grader ‘for his conservative views’

    --

    Kaye Ballard >> Liz Ballard

    If I were that kid's parents, I'd be sure to figuratively rip that teacher's face off for treating my child in that manner.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

    37 Lady in Black

    Control issues dominate totalitarian's actions.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

    38 fd

    President Trump has had seven assassination attempts, that we know of.

    Queen Victoria only had six attempts on her life.

    USA wins!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

    39 Yonder Horde

    Trump tried to ban Jim Acosta during his first term. That ended more or less exactly like this current attempt to ban networks.

    Disband the press pool. All of it. Send out an e-mail missive daily instead. Then, fight that in the courts. He might win that one.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (2Cry5)

    40 Chili beans with Bacon is OK. Sometimes make that for a variation. I think it would be better though made with both Beef, primarily and a small-er amount of Bacon.

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (GC8wC)

    41 Can the judge please tell us how close reporters get to be to the President? No rules? OK, Trump should build a new press briefing room. Maybe in Kansas.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (lWDMz)

    42 It is a Communist plot that a shipment of model plane parts I ordered keep cycling between Clinton, MS, Jacckson, MS, and Memphis, TN.

    But these are American communists of the USPS union.
    So that is different.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

    43 Huck Follywood

    Not Kansas. Please.

    Minot, North Dakota or Thule, Greenland are preferable.

    Yes, I know they renamed Thule. I can't spell it, however.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

    44 1lb of bacon with probably 3lbs of beans - still deciding what type, but got gifted expiring pinto beans, so those are also looking to show up - with Great Northern or black is still TBD

    --

    Pintos, Great Northerns and Navy beans are some of G*d's greatest inventions. Sadly, my tum tum doesn't do too well with them anymore. I sure do miss them.

    Perfectly cooked pintos with some diced, raw onion and shredded cheddar cheese on top...yum!

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

    45 New White House Press Room?

    Deep in the bowels of Langley and it will be Zoom.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (2GVsD)

    46 69 So, will Hurricane Polo hit California?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:19 AM (2GVsD)

    If the current track holds it will hit Baja California early next week and keep moving northeast into northern Mexico weaker than it is now.

    NHC has it dropping from major hurricane status by Tuesday at landfall. So Southern California will probably get some wind and rain, but Polo will likely weaken some more after going across Baja.

    It's still several days away so if I was in San Diego and surrounding areas I'd be paying close attention come Sunday.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (6ydKt)

    47 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:00 AM (ccf/V)

    48 SpeakingOf

    When the US Navy sorties out of San Diego is when I would worry. Otherwise, free water for the lawn.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

    49 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional. In a major setback for Trump in one of his biggest battles with the media, US District Judge Tim Kelly issued his order in a lawsuit that the news organizations filed contesting the ban that the Republican president announced on Sept. 18. Kelly ordered the Trump administration to immediately return the outlets’ press passes and blocked officials from enforcing the ban for 14 days.


    Likely? LIKELY?!?

    F*ck right off with that noise. That's not how this works. If you're going to apply Constitutional muster, you better apply it, provide evidence and PROVE it's not constitutional. You don't just get to say "Well, I think this is against the law of the land, so I think I will decline it, just because I feel like it."

    Impeach this f*cker. He forgot his role.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:01 AM (ccf/V)

    50 With no due respect, until you can come up with something more firmer than "likely", kindly go fuck yourself.
    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (y2Cpc)

    Just so people understand why the Judge used the word “likely”: that’s the legal standard which allows a judge to grant an injunction, unless overruled by a higher court.
    In practice it means that any judge who can construct a semi-plausible argument can do anything he wants.

    Our system grants judges far too much power.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:02 AM (Ua/Bh)

    51 40 Chili beans with Bacon is OK. Sometimes make that for a variation. I think it would be better though made with both Beef, primarily and a small-er amount of Bacon.
    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (GC8wC)

    I'm sure it would be better, but in the great land of feeding 6 with a food budget right now, bacon ($3.99/lb thick cut) and beans (80 cents a can and free) win out over beef, which had no sale this week at any of my 3 shopped stores (and I used enough for the youth dinner I'm not swimming in it in my freezer)...so, we adapt and see if something great can be made sans the beef...

    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    52 44 1lb of bacon with probably 3lbs of beans - still deciding what type, but got gifted expiring pinto beans, so those are also looking to show up - with Great Northern or black is still TBD

    --

    Pintos, Great Northerns and Navy beans are some of G*d's greatest inventions. Sadly, my tum tum doesn't do too well with them anymore. I sure do miss them.

    Perfectly cooked pintos with some diced, raw onion and shredded cheddar cheese on top...yum!
    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

    Yeah, I have avocados for me for topping (although kids can have, too) and the cheddar for the kids...I do love avocado on a black bean burger so figure it's gonna work here, too...and those were also way cheap this week...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

    53 51
    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    Do you serve cornbread with your chili? That is a good ecomomical add on.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (Gqar8)

    54 I'm gonna git you, Sukkah!

    Posted by: The Sukkah Store at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (Fn+3X)

    55 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico,
    saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.


    Where in the Constitution does it say explicitly that CNN, MS NOW and Politico have greater access to the White House than Tiger Beat, Penthouse, Russia Times, Kat's Korner, The New American (John Birch publication), National Enquirer and Al Jazira, all who have greater publication numbers than those three dead-beat DNC/DSA propaganda operations?

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (a3CJ+)

    56 If Pllo takes a more northeastern turn once it's in Mexico the storm will move away from Cali and become Arizona and New Mexico's problem.

    It'll have weakened a lot by then and will feel like a very strong monsoon to the Southwest.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (6ydKt)

    57 53 51
    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    Do you serve cornbread with your chili? That is a good ecomomical add on.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (Gqar

    Sometimes - today, no b/c kids asked for the Aldi's tortilla chips (which aren't pricey - under $2/bag). I skip them. Today, the chili will probably served with apples and grapes (both are SO cheap right now) in some way...both are under $1/lb here...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (tOcjL)

    58 Morning, Horde!

    Hoping for an interview today. Praying for some movement on any of the rest of things.

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)

    59 Good morning horde!

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

    60 Another amazing Morning Report. I'm always amazed at how far down in the shit pit this country has fallen.

    The USA, the final miracle of western thought and invention being totally torn apart by a bunch of greasy dumbasses, third-world satanists, and hysterical, spoiled-brat little girls.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (g8Ew8)

    61 > Our system grants judges far too much power.
    -----------
    I think the judges took that power upon themselves.

    The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. They're in a state of insurrection with the current administration. It's a problem that cannot be resolved by typical means and will require something other than elections or legal moves to correct.

    Probably something violent.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (2Cry5)

    62 Good morning again Horde, thx JJ. Great report.
    Reading about the panic at CNN is schadenfreude on steroids. The only reason that network exists given their ratings is elite leftist vanity.
    Can't collapse quickly enough

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 08:10 AM (NGWpV)

    63 What if they held press conferences but nothing happens? The reporters just sit there for a few hours until they get tired and go home.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:10 AM (SAHhM)

    64 Happy Birthday JJ!

    Thank you for what you do.

    I certainly pray that you and the missus are faring well and health is better by the day.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)

    65 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.

    I'm gonna need you to point where, in the Constitution, it says that the President HAS to give access to, or communicate with, any press group.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

    66 This will have no beef.

    You have α-gal syndrome (AGS)?
    There can be no other rational explanation.

    This existential tragedy should move right to the top of Saturday's prayer list.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (nCgQz)

    67 When the US Navy sorties out of San Diego is when I would worry. Otherwise, free water for the lawn.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

    Yeah, I wouldn't panic on this one if I was in SoCal.
    Pollo has a lot of land to plow through before it hits the Golden State.

    If... the track holds.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (6ydKt)

    68 57 53 51
    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    Do you serve cornbread with your chili? That is a good ecomomical add on.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (Gqar

    Sometimes - today, no b/c kids asked for the Aldi's tortilla chips (which aren't pricey - under $2/bag). I skip them. Today, the chili will probably served with apples and grapes (both are SO cheap right now) in some way...both are under $1/lb here...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (tOcjL)

    Ah. We regularly feed our churches Young Adult group ( on a totation with some others). Can be as many as 50 or so. Always looking for economical food solutions! Aldis and Dollar General are frequent stops. Have some pork butts laid by in the freezer. Bought several back when they were on sale for under 2 bucks per pound.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (Gqar8)

    69 Good luck RandomDave

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

    70 66 This will have no beef.

    You have α-gal syndrome (AGS)?
    There can be no other rational explanation.

    This existential tragedy should move right to the top of Saturday's prayer list.
    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (nCgQz)

    I have AGS. Not a good thing. It is RAMPANT where I live.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM (Gqar8)

    71 Another judge who doesn't understand "freedom of the press" does not mean "special guild privileges over the rest of the country". Seriously, stuff like this, and other "regardless of so-called precedent, what does the Constitution/law *actually say*" questions, should be part of a special "do you get to be a judge" test applied every five years or something, and failing the test or failing to uphold that basic comprehension test, should automatically trigger impeachment/etc.

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM (aJQbY)

    72 Good morning, J.J.
    Good morning, Horde.

    Good luck, RandomDave.

    Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (53oGX)

    73 I think the judges took that power upon themselves.

    The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. They're in a state of insurrection with the current administration. It's a problem that cannot be resolved by typical means and will require something other than elections or legal moves to correct.

    Probably something violent.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (2Cry5)



    The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)

    74 Ah. We regularly feed our churches Young Adult group ( on a totation with some others). Can be as many as 50 or so. Always looking for economical food solutions! Aldis and Dollar General are frequent stops. Have some pork butts laid by in the freezer. Bought several back when they were on sale for under 2 bucks per pound.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (Gqar

    Yeah, this week I did a reverse bean and beef burrito - made the filling (60% beef/ 40% refried bean) and let them fill their own tortillas with it and put on their own toppings - I have done beef both months (I make their dinner 1x/month and their dessert and fruit every weekend), so the freezer is a little bare...

    Next month, I have the bonfire meal, so no cooking for me - just hot dogs and condiments with smores ingredients and a homemade fruit and veg tray...I'm not even cooking anything!

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:15 AM (tOcjL)

    75
    I have AGS. Not a good thing. It is RAMPANT where I live.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM



    Another man made gain of function load of shit we have to put up with because they want population control, I'm sure.

    F*ck Fauci........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

    76 It'll have weakened a lot by then and will feel like a very strong monsoon to the Southwest.
    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (6ydKt)

    Which would be wonderful! None of those places have been suffering from Too Much Rain lately.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (Ua/Bh)

    77 Nice account about Trump and one of the members of the Secret Service:

    https://tinyurl.com/mr2ez896

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)

    78
    Hoping for an interview today. Praying for some movement on any of the rest of things.
    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)



    Godspeed, sir.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

    79 The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)

    A while back Chief Justice Roberts responded to calls for impeachments of judges by saying that it was the Supreme Courts job to discipline rogue judges, not that of Congress.

    And since then he has proceeded to do jack shit about it.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Ua/Bh)

    80 Time to pull a Hoover.

    Tell them "POTUS will not stand and be questioned like a chicken thief by men whose names he doesn't even know," and then tell them there will be *no* press conferences going forward, and to submit all questions in writing, and don't bet any big money on getting a reply.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 08:19 AM (+oUFo)

    81 Refried Beans are the lowest form of Peasant Food. Looks like something I ate and lost. They are NOT served at the French Laundry.

    Posted by: Thurston Howell III at September 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Fn+3X)

    82 She “singled out this student and in defiance of his parents’ express instructions, pressured him to defend political positions… in front of his classmates,”

    -

    Nothing new there. The same thing happened to me years ago. But, I had several fellow students agreeing with me.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (0U5gm)

    83
    Nice account about Trump and one of the members of the Secret Service:

    https://tinyurl.com/mr2ez896
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)


    I read a book about the Secret Service White House detail. Republican presidents treated the agents respectfully, while Democratic presidents (and especially their wives) treated them like trash.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (eRlcH)

    84 75
    I have AGS. Not a good thing. It is RAMPANT where I live.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM


    Another man made gain of function load of shit we have to put up with because they want population control, I'm sure.

    F*ck Fauci........
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

    Vector here is the white tailed deer. They are everywhere, shedding lone star ticks. I personally know dozens of people with Alpha Gal, including little kids who now can’t have any dairy.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (Gqar8)

    85 Morning, news folken! JJ continues his stellar work of informing us of the REAL news. Depressing stuff, most of it, but that's where we are.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (wzUl9)

    86 Nice account about Trump and one of the members of the Secret Service:

    https://tinyurl.com/mr2ez896
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)



    Compare that to stories that came out about Hillary during the BJ years........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V)

    87
    Refried beans. Yum.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 08:22 AM (eRlcH)

    88 Why is an eighth grader debating politics? Shouldn't be doing like book reports on dinosaurs? There's a shady history about the t-rex that has yet to be explored and needs to be revealed.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 08:22 AM (5C90x)

    89 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    How supervisors and leaders treat their staff and protectors is a big tell on their personal character.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

    90 AGS is transmitted by ticks. Lone Star ticks in particular. Something in their saliva triggers it in humans. Been around for a long time, but only recently did the big brains find the cause.

    My ex-wife has it. From a tick bite. Years ago in the Smoky Mountains where she and my son would go with some friends several times a year. Lots of ticks there.

    And this past year was an absolute infestation of them here in KY. Deer ticks. They don't transmit AGS.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:23 AM (2Cry5)

    91 Shipping giant UPS was sending a cockpit canopy and weapons bay door to the U.S. from Australia in late May when it was diverted, Bloomberg reported on Thursday, citing sources.

    There is a doc signed by a person.
    There is a person that read the doc and moved the parts.
    Someone put those parts on the wrong plane.

    PDT needs to declare every one of those people and spy and send then directly to Hell.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 08:23 AM (/+uur)

    92 After 16 Years of Democrat Rule, Is Hilton’s California Wake-Up Call Too Late?

    Hilton in California is typical magical thinking. Putting a Republican Governor in place where the Legislature has Democrat supermajorities in both houses and thinking that the Governor is going to fix the mess that the Democrats have made is madness.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

    93 Hey, I treat the female SS agents to a really good show, swimming nude in front of them. The ones that change my Depends get an eye and noseful, too.

    Posted by: My Butt's Been Wiped Joe B. at September 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

    94 Vector here is the white tailed deer. They are everywhere, shedding lone star ticks. I personally know dozens of people with Alpha Gal, including little kids who now can’t have any dairy.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM



    And the government won't allow for the deer to be harvested because no one is allowed to hunt and nothing was ever done with the mysterious 'tick boxes' that were being found in various areas throughout the northeast.........

    They are doing everything to kill humanity off because the globalists think there are too many people. And very little is being done to stop them.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

    95 Movies! has on a potboiler from 1948, The Amazing Mr. X, with Turhan Bey (he of one of the Universal "Mummy" flicks) and Richard Carlson. I've finally been able to distinguish between Carlson and his lookalike, actor Hugh Marlowe. On screen he is firmer and more authoritative, for one thing.

    Marlow played famous detective Ellery Queen on TV in the '50s. I think Carlson would have made a much better EQ. Turns out he started out to be an academic (rather Ellery-like right there), got the acting bug, and not only wrote short stories but also screenplays, and directed a few movies too.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:25 AM (wzUl9)

    96 AGS is transmitted by ticks. Lone Star ticks in particular. Something in their saliva triggers it in humans. Been around for a long time, but only recently did the big brains find the cause.

    My ex-wife has it. From a tick bite. Years ago in the Smoky Mountains where she and my son would go with some friends several times a year. Lots of ticks there.



    There was a doc online somewhere that had a concoction of meds that would supposedly reverse the disease. I didn't do any research on it however, so I can't provide any details. I'm sure it's searchable.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

    97 I think the judges took that power upon themselves.

    The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. They're in a state of insurrection with the current administration. It's a problem that cannot be resolved by typical means and will require something other than elections or legal moves to correct.

    Probably something violent.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (2Cry5)


    The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


    When their order is bullshit, just disregard it.
    How many divisions do they have?

    Force the supremes hand. Make them make a ruling.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (y2Cpc)

    98 88 Why is an eighth grader debating politics? Shouldn't be doing like book reports on dinosaurs? There's a shady history about the t-rex that has yet to be explored and needs to be revealed.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

    T-Rexs and most dinosaurs were gay, which is why they died out. Same thing happens to human poofters.

    Posted by: The Dead End Kids at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

    99 Hey, I treat the female SS agents to a really good show, swimming nude in front of them. The ones that change my Depends get an eye and noseful, too.
    Posted by: My Butt's Been Wiped Joe B. at September 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)



    Where I'm sure he knew all their names as 'Bitch,' 'Whore,' and 'Slut.'

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

    100 Birdbath status?

    Posted by: Just Wondering at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

    101 I think whites should stop referring to themselves as "white" or "American."

    Our peoples have been in this land longer than any of the native tribes were at discovery in the 1600s. Those tribes moved all over, spit off--none of them were where they were found 250 years before.

    They've no greater claim than us now.

    We are the Native American Tribe: Saxon Ofersaetheod; Saxon people who went over the sea.
    Or just the Ofersaetheod Tribe.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (3cUTc)

    102 How about seats under a coolant leak? I have no problem with those losers getting dripped on my fluorocarbons.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)


    Give everyone assigned seating. Put theirs at the back. Have a rule that shouting gets you barred for 48 hours, raise your hand to be acknowledged and ask a question. Never call on them.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

    103 Why is an eighth grader debating politics? Shouldn't be doing like book reports on dinosaurs? There's a shady history about the t-rex that has yet to be explored and needs to be revealed.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026


    ***
    In my eighth grade, I was learning about English grammar and syntax, math (with some exposure to algebra), American history (including memorizing the Preamble to the Constitution), and studying the ancient Greek deities and learning the stories of The Iliad and The Odyssey. No politics, which would have bored me to the point of Extreme Unction.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (wzUl9)

    104 There is a doc signed by a person.
    There is a person that read the doc and moved the parts.
    Someone put those parts on the wrong plane.“

    The inspector looks up the signatures and finds:
    Sum Ting Wong
    Seau Seau Solly
    U Gho Nou

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (Ua/Bh)

    105 "People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience,"

    Are we still talking about Canada?

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (SAHhM)

    106 "saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional."

    Oh, hey; the "was likely" cause overrules everything. Maybe he should try proving it actually is before making that ruling.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 08:30 AM (BpO1e)

    107
    T-Rexs and most dinosaurs were gay, which is why they died out. Same thing happens to human poofters.
    Posted by: The Dead End Kids at September 24, 2026


    ***
    My library gives away tote bags reading "Dinosaurs Didn't Read. Now They're Extinct!"

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)

    108 I'm gonna need you to point where, in the Constitution, it says that the President HAS to give access to, or communicate with, any press group.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

    They're hanging everything on that 'congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom... of the press..."

    I don't see a Congressional law, so they're clearly extrapolating out from the 'text of' to the 'spirit of' the 1st Amendment.

    Of course, these exact same people don't give a single shit about 'shall not be infringed' appearing in the same document, and less than a quarter inch below the text in question...

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 08:31 AM (gLYp7)

    109 So about the masking at the lesbian bar. How can you be eugenicist against people that won't reproduce? Aren't they already self selecting out of the gene pool?

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 08:31 AM (BpO1e)

    110 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

    Gotta admit, that's a hell of a good slogan for a library.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

    111 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

    112 Tell them "POTUS will not stand and be questioned like a chicken thief by men whose names he doesn't even know," and then tell them there will be *no* press conferences going forward, and to submit all questions in writing, and don't bet any big money on getting a reply.

    Being that the black robed activist tyrant imposed an arbitrary fortnight of full restoration, this is actually a great plan. For two weeks, this new plan is put into place—without explaining why. Everyone knows exactly why, but can't pin the actual words on the White House and must lie, like they always do, about the White House.

    Don't give them receipts.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:32 AM (9s47C)

    113 When Wolfus was in 8th grade, The Odyssey and The Iliad were covered under Current Events.

    Posted by: Weakly Reader at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (Fn+3X)

    114 Headscratcher question.... Why is "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college" a question on a bank's job application form? How can this possibly matter to... anything?

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (aJQbY)

    115
    Of course, these exact same people don't give a single shit about 'shall not be infringed' appearing in the same document, and less than a quarter inch below the text in question...
    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 08:31 AM (gLYp7)



    The Constitution is a living, breathing document, silly.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

    116 When I was in the 8th grade teachers complained I kept calling them "crypto-fascists."

    So that was fun.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    117 Headscratcher question.... Why is "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college" a question on a bank's job application form? How can this possibly matter to... anything?
    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (aJQbY)



    It means you come from a poor family and aren't high falutin' enough to work in a bank.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

    118 Oh, hey; the "was likely" cause overrules everything. Maybe he should try proving it actually is before making that ruling.
    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 08:30 AM (BpO1e)

    This was my point earlier. Our legal system is constructed so that he doesn’t have to.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (Ua/Bh)

    119 So about the masking at the lesbian bar. How can you be eugenicist against people that won't reproduce? Aren't they already self selecting out of the gene pool?

    Q: What do lawyers use for a prophylactic?
    A: Their personality

    Same joke, different McGuffin.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (9s47C)

    120 A judge orders... Is there some reason why "No." doesn't work anymore?

    Posted by: Billy Shears at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (ZJEzT)

    121 The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)


    Well... harrumph... orders and procedures. The district judge would need to issue a permanent injunction, and then the circuit court would have to choose to hear an appeal, and then the circuit court would need to hear an en banc appeal, and THEN we, on SCOTUS, could consider the matter. I suspect that we might be able to get to in fall of 2029. -- Chief Justice John "It's a tax" Roberts

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

    122 >>>And the government won't allow for the deer to be harvested because no one is allowed to hunt and nothing was ever done with the mysterious 'tick boxes' that were being found in various areas throughout the northeast

    >When we harvest deer, the first thing is to gear up. Complete coveralls, gloves, boots and headgear. Kill, gut, and then skin. Cut off the hooves and head, bag it all and toss it in a dumpster. Hose down the carcass and hang. Ticks and fleas are nasty business. Venison is tasty.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (5C90x)

    123 Wall Street Apes-

    WOAH 1,000 Muslims per day are being registered to vote in Houston, Texas

    Yes, this is real

    The Islamic Society of Greater Houston confirms they are registering roughly 1,000 voters a week at mosques across the city of Houston

    The Muslim leaders say they will defeat Republicans and mobilize their voters for Democrats:

    “I can guarantee you, if you all go out and vote this time, Muslims’ vote will make a difference in Houston and Harris County” - President Emran Gazi

    This is the Islamic Takeover of America. Muslims will use the Democrat Party to take over our country and

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

    124 Gotta admit, that's a hell of a good slogan for a library.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Pretty good library, too. It's the branch which offers the "Any Book Club" once a month, with a different genre -- not just one book -- each time. I usually discuss an older book I've already read, like Ringworld for SF or Josephine Tey's The Singing Sands for cozy mystery.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)

    125 Good morning!

    Posted by: Zillow at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

    126 The Constitution is a living, breathing document, silly.

    Who needs an amendment process when you have unelected, unaccountable federal judges?

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (9s47C)

    127 So about the masking at the lesbian bar. How can you be eugenicist against people that won't reproduce? Aren't they already self selecting out of the gene pool?


    It's ok, everyone. Taylor Lorenz did some post somewhere about how lesbians drink with KN-95 masks on, so everything is fine.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

    128 When Wolfus was in 8th grade, The Odyssey and The Iliad were covered under Current Events.
    Posted by: Weakly Reader at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Yeah, I kept looking for stories in the local paper about Achilles, Ajax, and Telemachus. No luck.

    (Oddly, we do have a street here named Telemachus)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

    129 I had a few epic debates with teachers in junior high and high school. But I was a liberal in those days, debating conservative teachers.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

    130 Saw some pics of the Lesbian bar denizens. They should mask. Everywhere.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Gqar8)

    131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

    132 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)



    NAZIS!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

    133 I learned to keep my mouth shut in school because teachers didn't like my smart ass.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (SAHhM)

    134 I had a few epic debates with teachers in junior high and high school. But I was a liberal in those days, debating conservative teachers.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)
    =====

    I tried hard to educate my teachers but they were strangely resistant.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

    135 Everyone check out the POLLS Lately? HOOCHIE MAMA.

    Blue wave we are all gonna die.
    --
    here's a data point:
    Trump approval widely swings some 24 points, from like 8 to 32 underwater.
    yet those same pollsters will have the generic ballot all clustered around +8 Dem.

    So either a whole lot of Trump-dissatisfieds are still voting R.
    Or the polls are off on one/both of those.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (3cUTc)

    136 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026


    ***
    That'll put a period to grammar discussions.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (wzUl9)

    137 >>A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.


    LOL. Was it unconstitutional when the WHCA refused to send anyone to cover events these past few days?

    Oh wait - they are not obligated to participate in anything, but the POTUS must? LOLGF

    And where were these stunning and brave journos when Obama shut out all photographers and only provided the protos from his ow in-house WH photographer?

    Posted by: Zillow at September 24, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

    138 Sock off!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

    139 131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood

    Cool Lets eat Grandma

    Posted by: Period Piece at September 24, 2026 08:40 AM (Fn+3X)

    140 Remember the kids in class who would wave their arms off when the teacher asked the class a question?

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

    141 "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college"
    ----------------

    Actually, yes. My masters program had a calculus requirement I couldn't take on the University's schedule so they allowed me to take the course at a CC and transfer the credit.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (rsxnj)

    142 114 Headscratcher question.... Why is "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college" a question on a bank's job application form? How can this possibly matter to... anything?
    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (aJQbY)

    Have you gone to a temp agency to be placed working - sometimes that's the easiest way to get hired on for that type of job in the current environment...they like you and they keep you...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (tOcjL)

    143 >>Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    >>That'll put a period to grammar discussions.


    All fun and games until it goes INTEROBANG!?

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)

    144 I had a history teacher who informed the class that if Reagan was elected, he would take away women's right to vote and reinstate slavery.

    This shit's been going on for a very long time.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:42 AM (2Drhq)

    145 I did actually wonder sometime after looking at the picture of the women at the "Last Ditch" bar whether there was some kind of party because of a special event, because the several women had facial hair and I don't think most lesbians put on facial hair unless are men and fake transgenders. It's really odd. So is the masking up.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:42 AM (JrHfD)

    146 The Constitution is a living, breathing document, silly.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


    I think they handed it to Lindsay Clancy.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (y2Cpc)

    147 141 "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college"
    ----------------

    Actually, yes. My masters program had a calculus requirement I couldn't take on the University's schedule so they allowed me to take the course at a CC and transfer the credit.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (rsxnj)

    I have two JC Associates degrees. Unrelated areas. Fast tracked the four year degree.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (Gqar8)

    148 So either a whole lot of Trump-dissatisfieds are still voting R.
    Or the polls are off on one/both of those.


    Public release polls come in two varieties:
    • to encourage campaign donations
    • to add volatility to the on-line gambling prediction markets

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (rgGn5)

    149 Saw some pics of the Lesbian bar denizens. They should mask. Everywhere.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Gqar

    They probably want to keep the masks on so others can't see how butt ugly they are.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 08:44 AM (g8Ew8)

    150 I learned to keep my mouth shut in school because teachers didn't like my smart ass.
    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (SAHhM)


    I kept my mouth shut. Then I was in the Navy. Then I went back to school. I no longer kept my mouth shut.

    I will say that the most raging leftist professor I ever had, a community college history professor, who spent most of every single class shrieking at me, gave me an A and offered to write me a recommendation to any four year university I chose.

    Things were different then.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

    151 140 Remember the kids in class who would wave their arms off when the teacher asked the class a question?
    Posted by: tubal

    Oooh, Oooh, Mr. Kotter!

    Posted by: Horshack at September 24, 2026 08:44 AM (Fn+3X)

    152
    I think they handed it to Lindsay Clancy.
    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (y2Cpc)



    How about that Sunny Hostin twat admitting that she was the lone holdout juror in the case against the guy who murdered, cooked and served a human to others because Hostin BELIEVES in the insanity defense.........

    You cannot live with these people anymore........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

    153 The Trump folks should advise this judge that, since they already cancelled the WH pass of these news entities, they have to issue new ones--the old ones won't work.
    Process must be followed.

    and the estimated time to re-issue the card is 6 months as the printer is broken.
    So sorry, working fast as we can here, boss.

    F the judge.
    F his ruling.
    No one voted him king.
    Lie right to his face and dare him to do something about it.
    Because he knows he can't--these statist dick-suckers value the process as high-holy scripture.
    And when you tell them you can't change the process, breaking that is like Moses coming down the mountain with the second set of stone tablets.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:45 AM (3cUTc)

    154 The semicolon ;

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

    155 Oh wait - they are not obligated to participate in anything, but the POTUS must?

    Didn't judges rule during his first term that he couldn't black anyone on social media, cuz he's President, but the platform could ban him at any time, cuz freedom of association - I guess?

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

    156 The semicolon ;
    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)



    This, is the inside of my semicolon.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

    157 >>Didn't judges rule during his first term that he couldn't black anyone on social media, cuz he's President, but the platform could ban him at any time, cuz freedom of association - I guess?


    Yes, and these same journos cheered for it.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

    158 Both Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein died in 2012. I always found that very suspicious.

    Posted by: And Convenient For TPTB at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)

    159 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (wzUl9)

    160 Trump should simply fill the press room with internet bloggers, independent media and others and just tell the others "Press Room's full. Security out front should've told ya."

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

    161 >>How about that Sunny Hostin twat admitting that she was the lone holdout juror in the case against the guy who murdered, cooked and served a human to others because Hostin BELIEVES in the insanity defense.........

    You cannot live with these people anymore........



    Yeah, that is bananas.
    Truly vile.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)

    162 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026

    Cool:

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (g8Ew8)

    163 I have two JC Associates degrees. Unrelated areas. Fast tracked the four year degree.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (Gqar


    I did my general education requirements at a community college. Way cheaper, the credits transferred, and the course were bureaucratic bullshit anyway since I've never needed multicultural philosophy since I finished that class and knowing the basis of the Mayan religion hasn't, noticeably, made me a more well-rounded person. Kolaches did that.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

    164 158 Both Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein died in 2012. I always found that very suspicious.

    I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (2Drhq)

    165 >>A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.

    It's right there in the Good and Plenty clause!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

    166 >>Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .


    Must be from Oxford

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (rOKnE)

    167 The lesbian bar story is still being talked about on Facebook and X. The insanity of it is the apex of "woke".

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (NGWpV)

    168 I am Joe's Semicolon.

    Posted by: Readers Digest at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)

    169
    I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.
    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (2Drhq)



    OH sure. Blame the black guy. Racist.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

    170 You cannot live with these people anymore........

    This has been true forever; our ancestors knew and that is why this cuntry started out with just white male adult property owners who would pay a tax at the polls.

    Then weak men capitulated to the Destroyers and here we are.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (pawvM)

    171 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    My favorite day. Period.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (2Drhq)

    172 158 Both Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein died in 2012. I always found that very suspicious.

    I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.
    Posted by: Delurker

    Gabe Kaplan was at the poker table and Travolta was at the bath house.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (h6CE+)

    173 The lesbian bar story is still being talked about on Facebook and X. The insanity of it is the apex of "woke".
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (NGWpV)



    Has anyone commented "I guess you're telling me the masks don't work, then?"

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

    174 169 OH sure. Blame the black guy. Racist.......

    I haven't ruled out Hotsy Totsy as a suspect.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (2Drhq)

    175 >>Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .



    Where's elipses commenter this morning?
    It's his day!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

    176 Many of the Democrats running this year aren’t the usual squishy socialists we’re used to. They are people who hate Americans, the U.S., and the Constitution.
    --------

    LMAO. They always were. The other ones were, get this, lying. And only barely.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:52 AM (YWUqf)

    177 Leftys are only concerned about what is Constitutional when it's to their advantage.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:52 AM (SAHhM)

    178 I *like* using the Oxford comma. It adds to clarity.

    One of the people in my former writing group hated it and made it clear that he would ignore any correction on his manuscripts putting it in, so I let that go -- there were bigger battles to be won.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (wzUl9)

    179 Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .
    Posted by: Lizzy

    Ha! ~ Bravo!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

    180 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    My favorite day. Period.


    May I quote you on that?

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (pawvM)

    181
    I haven't ruled out Hotsy Totsy as a suspect.
    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (2Drhq)



    I'm blaming Mr. Kotter's inexplicably hot wife.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

    182 Where's elipses commenter this morning?
    It's his day!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

    Leave it to me to be late on punctualation day!

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (YWUqf)

    183 I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.
    Posted by: Delurker

    Hotsie Totsie died in 2005, so it wasn't her.

    Posted by: Principal Woodman at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

    184 Good morning folks –

    Finally got a break from my new job and wanted to say hi.

    I figure a few folks are interested in my thoughts on the election coming up, so here goes…

    First of all, I could be wrong. If I am wrong, then it would be massively wrong, and you should seriously worry about the future of the country because the voters are insane. But I don’t think I am.

    Polls – The are wrong this year again. They are so wrong that people who try to be reasonable pundits are now resorting to my -unskew the polls- methods from 2012 (which people still beat me up for). Some of the people doing this include professional pollsters. It is truly amazing to watch. I’m not going to bother trying to make any rational sense of it all, but I think there are 3 problems that are making every poll (and I mean every one of them, including people trying to get it right) wrong.

    -cont-

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (7lYvC)

    185 >>I am Joe's Semicolon.


    Slash forward, buildings crumbling. . .

    "Where is my mind?. . ."

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

    186 China: The republican party has been enamored with these guys for a hundred years, at least Trump is tariffing them to recoup their theft.

    China learned the lessons from the globalist theft of Russia in the 90s and is Sovereign. Same with Russia. Trump is trying to return our sovereignty from the globalist bankers and their debt and theft.

    Posted by: Danimal28 at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (vGw+K)

    187 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    My favorite day. Period.
    Posted by: Delurker
    --------
    He exclaims!
    Wait...is that redundant?

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (XeU6L)

    188 In this day and age of Zoom, texting and whatnot... why is there even a need for an "in person" press office and/or press pool?

    Like I've been saying... issue a daily e-mail missive of the day's events with some commentary and be done with it.

    The idiots in the "press" will trash it regardless whether it's in person or electronic.

    Or....

    Demo the press room and when a judge tells the President to stop that... stop it mid-demo and still do no in person press shit.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)

    189 So, 'likely' means kinda sorta maybe ?

    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (Oy/m2)

    190 >>Leave it to me to be late on punctualation day!


    Heh, then don't you dare dash out early!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

    191 1) Trump negatives – Most of the pollsters are emotionally tied to showing Trump as unpopular, and their samples are starting from the point of getting a -Trump 34%- result. This is polluting their results.
    2) White Urban Liberal over representation – The white vote in samples is heavily biased toward the urban vote.
    3) Working Class/Rural under representation – The pollsters are not getting enough from this demographic that lean hard toward the GOP. In some cases they can’t even adjust because they are getting NO sample.

    So given that the polls are trash, what can we look at?

    1) Registration – Since 2024, which was a good year for the GOP, their registration advantage has continued to grow, especially in important states like North Carolina.
    2) Redistricting – The GOP won this battle and effectively moved swing districts from states with low election integrity (CA) to states with high integrity (TX and FL).
    3) Money – The GOP has a lot more money and is spending it. That money comes from people who believe the GOP is going to win. The GOP is on track to outspend the Dems by about $1B.

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (7lYvC)

    192 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

    Just give them "access" to an empty cell in the WH. Whatever they can find out in there, they can print.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (YWUqf)

    193 Heh, then don't you dare dash out early!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September

    I might if my colon won't cooperate!

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (YWUqf)

    194 ...

    Now I am wondering about the hidden infrastructure of getting themes for every day of the year?

    Who decides? Who pays off whom?

    I await a report from CNN, MSNow, and Politico.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

    195 4) Candidates – Dems are running people who are bad fits for normal voters. A guy who thinks God is non-binary and has a favorite drag queen running against a guy who has won multiple statewide races in Texas, for example.
    5) Message – The Dems are running on who can impeach Trump the fastest. That isn’t an exaggeration. I heard the debate for the NH-1 Dem primary, and that was the platform of both candidates. Meanwhile the GOP is running on a massively long list of campaign promises that Trump has kept.

    Here is my gut feel on what will happen. I’m not alone here, David Marcus, a reporter who is on the ground talking to voters is pretty much on the same page I am.

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (7lYvC)

    196 Leftys are only concerned about what is Constitutional when it's to their advantage.

    That is not true. They declare things "Constitutional" or "Unconstitutional" because those are Magic Words that elevate their stupid opinions and attempt to shut down any argument

    For the most part, declaring something on the basis of its alleged Constitutionality usually works—except for men during domestic disputes.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (pawvM)

    197 Trump should allow hundreds more journos in so they are forced to pack in like sardines.

    Posted by: Commodore at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (V6W16)

    198 The Blaze-

    Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez while speaking in Spanish: “We are going to abolish the Department of Homeland Security so our people will no longer have to live in fear.”

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

    199 Maine – Collins wins easily against the incest guy
    NH – Toss up could go either way right now
    MI – Rogers will beat the jew hating muslim communist
    MN – While the GOP has a shot against a terrible candidate, the Somalis steal everything, including elections. I’m not getting my hopes up.
    OH – Easy win against Brown
    IA – Easy win for Hinton
    AK – I was unsure on this 3 days ago, but after the oppo dump yesterday I think Sullivan wins. The RCV there is always such a wildcard.
    NC – Close but people really underestimate Whatley, I think he wins by 2 or 3.
    GA – I just am not sure. Fundamentals favor Collins and Bottoms is going to be a huge drain for the Dems. But a couple people I know in GA are critical of the Collins strategy. Toss up in my mind right now.
    TX – Easy Paxton win. Talerico is a terrible candidate for that state. They would have had a better chance with Crockett.

    Senate will be GOP 53-55

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (7lYvC)

    200 Principal Woodman whacked them. The excuses, the laugh - he had enough.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (h6CE+)

    201 The cartel judge said the ban violates their due process.
    Due process only applies to life, liberty and property.
    Which of those interests is there in "access to the press poll at the White House?"

    He's saying the media has a property interest in reporting the news--from the White House specifically.

    Do you understand how radical this is?
    He's saying, like how you own your house, the media "owns" a right to be in the Press Room.
    Not you, not the President, not the public, not the government--the media!

    They own it and it can't be taken away without due process.

    This asshole just created a whole class of nobility above the people, the Constitution and the government--granting them a property right found no where in common law or the Constitution.

    "But, but, but! We must have differing viewpoint news!"

    Ok, then you're saying the actual Nazis at Nazi News Now should have a press pass?
    Oh, just the views you agree with, then?

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (3cUTc)

    202 Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez while speaking in Spanish: “We are going to abolish the Department of Homeland Security so our people will no longer have to live in fear.”
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)



    This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

    203 In the house, the election comes down to about 25 swing districts where the GOP already is in 22 of the seats. GOP is starting from a 203-201 base. A lot of money will be spent in these districts directly, which the Dems can’t match because they are on defense in the Senate and wasting millions in Texas. These districts are also ones that have a higher level of election integrity, so Dem cheating is limited. I think the GOP ends up taking 17 of the 25 (basically holding 17 of the 22 they currently hold) and end up at 220. Note that I also think that our best outcome for 2028 is the Dems taking a 2 or 3 seat edge in the House.

    Anyway my thoughts, YMMV.

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (7lYvC)

    204 Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .
    Posted by: Lizzy
    --------

    "Only godless savages eschew the series comma"

    --Benjamin Dreyer

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (XeU6L)

    205 181 Yeah, young Bulg had a thing for Mrs. Kotter. She kinda had a Jan Smithers thing going on.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

    206 I am Joe's Semicolon.


    Who shit my pants?
    Posted by: Slow Joe

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:58 AM (y2Cpc)

    207 She kinda had a Jan Smithers thing going on.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)



    Agreed. However, she looked better with long hair. I wasn't a fan of her going with the 'dyke' look.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

    208 I'm reminded of all of these macho hunters regaling me with tales of how they would take the whole deer carcass, toss it of their shoulder, and pack it down to the vehicle like fucking Daniel Boone. Good luck with all of the critters that a jumping into your skivvies, you'll be picking them out later.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (5C90x)

    209 Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (7lYvC)

    !!

    Good to see you, Dave. Truly.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (gLYp7)

    210 Principal Woodman whacked them. The excuses, the laugh - he had enough.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



    I'll bet he called ICE on Epstein's mom also.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (y2Cpc)

    211 Dave_in_Fla, Thank you for that report.
    I still see a +5 R gain in the House.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (DPPrP)

    212 Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (7lYvC)

    Thank you, Dave_in_Fla. I do like reading your comments.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

    213 This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    Sure does. Where's our guy? You know the one,,,

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (h6CE+)

    214 Taylor Lorenz did some post somewhere about how lesbians drink with KN-95 masks on

    I will always laugh when I remember that old woman interviewing Chaya from Libs of Tik Tok who was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Taylor crying.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (BpO1e)

    215 Senate will be GOP 53-55
    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (7lYvC)

    You sound confident about this.

    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (Oy/m2)

    216 Trump took over the middle and forced Democrats to own the margins.

    It left the Democrats two choices. Try to "moderate" and win an America they don't even want to exist anymore, and in the process, probably lose to some people who actually still do.

    Or go insane and just appear strong and virile like ox in their insanity. Guess which path they have chosen.

    And yes it is a choice. Democrats don't do anything by happenstance.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:01 AM (YWUqf)

    217 This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    Sure does. Where's our guy? You know the one,,,
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


    In before the Nothing Will Happen guy.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 09:01 AM (y2Cpc)

    218 205 181 Yeah, young Bulg had a thing for Mrs. Kotter. She kinda had a Jan Smithers thing going on.
    Posted by: Bulg

    She was slim, not busty. Did you have different standards then?

    Posted by: Cup Size Challenge at September 24, 2026 09:01 AM (Fn+3X)

    219 3) Working Class/Rural under representation – The pollsters are not getting enough from this demographic that lean hard toward the GOP. In some cases they can’t even adjust because they are getting NO sample.”

    Nice to see you back, Dave! This point is what i suspect is making Texas polling so bad - pollsters concentrate on the 4 highest population counties, which are all Leftist strongholds.
    But Texas has 254 counties, so that leaves 250 that aren’t a part of the polling results at all.

    I’ve noticed that Texas Tribube (iirc) runs a regular poll that should be titled “what the left in Austin wants.”

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:02 AM (Ua/Bh)

    220 Dave_in_Fla

    Thank you for your cogent analysis.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

    221 thanks Dave!

    and good morning guys

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 09:03 AM (j+aD2)

    222 The press has a right to be in the White House, but citizens have no right to be in the Capitol.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (YWUqf)

    223 This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)
    ******
    Yeah, it does. Unfortunately, I am seeing more and more people that want to totally transform this country.
    Vote like your life depends on it, because it literally does.

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

    224 3) Money – The GOP has a lot more money and is spending it. That money comes from people who believe the GOP is going to win. The GOP is on track to outspend the Dems by about $1B.
    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (7lYvC)

    This is where I diverge from the usual campaign spin. Messaging has become much more valuable than money in the last few major elections.

    How much money did the dems spend in the last prez election vs the Repubs? And this trend has shown up in some of the special elections since.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (g8Ew8)

    225 Dave IS here, man.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (wVcYX)

    226 I'm feeling positive about the election but I'm always wrong, so...

    I give the polls zero credence, and the prediction "markets" even less.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

    227 I'll bet he called ICE on Epstein's mom also.
    Posted by: rickb223

    Puerto Ricans are citizens and can come and go as they please.

    Posted by: Can't Vote Them Off The Island at September 24, 2026 09:05 AM (Fn+3X)

    228 218 It was before I hit puberty and discovered the wonder of boobs. I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage. Still do, many times — thus my Nicole Kidman thing.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:05 AM (77rzZ)

    229 Return them to the White House. Nobody says there has to be a Press Secretary or briefing. Let them sit their dumb asses in an empty room.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:06 AM (DPPrP)

    230 Well I've scrolled thru the links and read some of the comments, and I would have to say

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)

    231 Polls – The are wrong this year again. They are so wrong that people who try to be reasonable pundits are now resorting to my -unskew the polls- methods from 2012 (which people still beat me up for). Some of the people doing this include professional pollsters. It is truly amazing to watch. I’m not going to bother trying to make any rational sense of it all, but I think there are 3 problems that are making every poll (and I mean every one of them, including people trying to get it right) wrong.
    --
    Unskew the polls still burns.

    But yeah, this stuff this year is so crazy.
    Like, 2024, you could tell they were lying for Harris.
    2020, the polls felt right, but I was hoping they'd be wrong.

    Now? they are wrong in every way, so broken, just useless for reading for anything.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (3cUTc)

    232 The Texas Tribune leaned left 30 years ago. Hate to see it now.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (h6CE+)

    233 {{{Ben Had}}}
    🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

    NotSoThoreau gave me a package to deliver to you in a certain October weekend.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

    234 Punctuation Day ‽

    Posted by: The interrobang at September 24, 2026 09:08 AM (XeU6L)

    235 Dave in Fla , good to hear from you and good analysis.
    I would love to see Tafoya flip Minn. It would serve the Dems right

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 09:08 AM (NGWpV)

    236 131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

    ".!~,?-';:

    Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (5rh/l)

    237 The interrobang

    What is the character number for that?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

    238 NaCly, I will have a return package for her.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (DPPrP)

    239 I got it, maybe:

    1 take all the chairs out of the Press Room. Make 'em stand the whole time.

    2 Have the press gaggles outside. Still no chairs, and now they're exposed to the elements. OK maybe a tent for rain and stuff

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

    240 I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage. Still do, many times — thus my Nicole Kidman thing.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Same here, Bulg. Jan S. was not a very busty lady either.

    Come to think of it, neither the first Mrs. Wolfus nor the second was truly busty.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

    241 interrobang, the ? comes first, then the !

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

    242 There’s a code for the interrobang? Where’s Muldoon?

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

    243 What is the character number for that?
    Posted by: NaCly Dog
    ---------
    & # 8253;

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 09:11 AM (XeU6L)

    244 I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage. Still do, many times — thus my Nicole Kidman thing.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026

    ***
    Same here, Bulg. Jan S. was not a very busty lady either.

    Come to think of it, neither the first Mrs. Wolfus nor the second was truly busty.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Though Mrs. W No. 2 knew well how to use what she did have!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

    245 Mike Hammer,

    Thanks. Added to my list.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

    246
    Are either of these actually legit?!
    Are either of these actually legit!?

    Both seem silly.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (5C90x)

    247 >Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    -----


    It's going to take more than a day to correct America's apostrophe problem.

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)

    248 3) Working Class/Rural under representation – The pollsters are not getting enough from this demographic that lean hard toward the GOP. In some cases they can’t even adjust because they are getting NO sample.
    --
    TX is a good example of this.
    Almost no "non-college" response.

    And IDK if it's always been this, but sample sizes are less than 1,000 people, as low as 600.
    For a Senate race?
    In a state of 20 million?

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)

    249 According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (jmRo5)

    250 "Hotsie Totsie," Debralee Scott was an indirect 9/11 victim, one could say. Her fiance was a Port Authority cop who died that fateful day. She went into a down-spiral of drinking after his death, and died of cirrhosis of the liver in 2005.

    Posted by: Demon Rum at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (Fn+3X)

    251 Now? they are wrong in every way, so broken, just useless for reading for anything.
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (3cUTc)


    They're candy for the doomers on X.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

    252 >>It was before I hit puberty and discovered the wonder of boobs. I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage.

    Right. Had a thing for Season Hubley way back when

    Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:15 AM (J4Dwc)

    253 >>I might if my colon won't cooperate!

    Just drink slowly, don't # down the beverages!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (rOKnE)

    254 TX is a good example of this.
    Almost no "non-college" response.

    And IDK if it's always been this, but sample sizes are less than 1,000 people, as low as 600.
    For a Senate race?
    In a state of 20 million?
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)

    Texas population is currently estimated at 32.1 million, and still growing rapidly. Which makes your point even more emphatically.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (Ua/Bh)

    255 Jan Smithers did have a nice body. Combined with her lovely face, it put her way ahead of Loni in my book.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

    256 Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (DPPrP)

    Hi lovely, I answered you last night but maybe too late.

    We are waiting on MRI for Brit Lass to see if this is nothing or serious. Even if it's nothing she has to have a minor surgery.

    The wait is killing me and probably her to, but she is a tough bitch rest assured. Still needs me but only barely, I'm sure. I think she's ok but it's all still a worry. Thanks for asking. 😊

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:17 AM (YWUqf)

    257 According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (jmRo5)


    Not so! They must be REAL journalists. From organizations of which I approve. Good, real, centrist, organizations like MS-THEN, of the Communist Daily. -- the judge

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

    258 Rasmussen had 6/7 battleground states correct in 2024.

    They have the senate as a toss up right now.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (jmRo5)

    259 The judge was a Trump appointee.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (h6CE+)

    260 According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (jmRo5)

    Everybody is LARPing up in here!

    Posted by: Count de Monet, now with "PRESS" card in fedora hatband at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

    261 BTW, early vote requests are starting to trickle in.

    And folks like data_republican are swarming.

    But, still too early.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (3cUTc)

    262 >>It's going to take more than a day to correct America's apostrophe problem.


    Hold my beer!

    Posted by: They/Them at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (rOKnE)

    263 Right. Had a thing for Season Hubley way back when
    Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026


    ***
    I remember her from a couple of episodes of Family. She was married to Kurt Russell for a time before he took up with Goldie Hawn, I think.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

    264 "Treason"

    The word gets a fair amount of play these days. Sadly, the right won't do anything about it whereas the left surely will.

    I think there's a fundamental misunderstanding among many on the right about just were the left wants the country to go. It'll be a rude awakening for them if it goes down.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (2Cry5)

    265 211 Dave_in_Fla, Thank you for that report.
    I still see a +5 R gain in the House.
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (DPPrP)

    I'm with the lovely and talented Had on this one - but it's based on Teh Feelz, and not any analysis. A good friend of mine (and fellow Moron) heard from his sister and BiL who came back from AK that Sullivan is toast, but he didn't say anything about the oppo dump on the opponent, so that probably didn't factor in the prediction.

    It really ticks me off that the media is downplaying the gains on the economy. Bloomberg, for instance, after saying for weeks before the Fed raise that Warsh needed to hike for 'credibility' purposes, now says that they're not sure that hikes will do anything. Meanwhile they still want hikes in the midst of what they say is a very strong economy. They won't say out loud that they want to sabotage Trump, but of course they want to do that. I'm glad that Rs are playing it up.

    I am, of course, running in deep blue CT, so I have to be careful about broadcasting my Trumpism. Not going to deny him, but don't want to wave a red cape in front of a Dem bull. They seem to think the Rep seat is in the bag for now.

    Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (0CU3H)

    266 Jan Smithers did have a nice body. Combined with her lovely face, it put her way ahead of Loni in my book.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Superb feet, too, I've found out in recent years.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

    267 >>According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.


    Except not - the WHCA cartel has been more than happy to shut out independent media bloggers, Youtubers, etc..

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (rOKnE)

    268 I'm excited about National Punctuation Day exclamation point However comma I have some concerns ellipsis

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)

    269 Just drink slowly, don't # down the beverages!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (rOKnE)

    You're a star! Tilday, tomorrow, every day! And that's no pipe dream. The sky is delimit!

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (YWUqf)

    270 I got something weird in the mail. It was supposedly from the gop. A request for an absentee ballot card with my county’s address preprinted.

    Seems kinda sketchy.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (jmRo5)

    271 "Hotsie Totsie," Debralee Scott was an indirect 9/11 victim, one could say. Her fiance was a Port Authority cop who died that fateful day. She went into a down-spiral of drinking after his death, and died of cirrhosis of the liver in 2005.
    Posted by: Demon Rum at September 24, 2026


    ***
    I recall her as Mary Hartman's younger sister on that Norman Lear parody of soap operas.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9)

    272 Prepare yourselves for.....

    THE ADVENT OF THE ORANGEVERSE!!!
    Saturday, Sept 26, 2026 at 11AM

    Ao, much Yuge and Luxurious Orange-osity, you can't believe it! When-

    Muh Burnt Orange Texas Longhore play The Tennessee Big Orange Satsumas in the presence of

    President of the United States of America, Donald J Trump...Bad Man Orange hisseelf!!!

    The Orangeverse is nigh, people. Believe!!!

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (YSUhf)

    273 Heh, then don't you dare dash out early!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September

    I might if my colon won't cooperate!
    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM


    I don't think I'm going to make it tilde end of the day with all of these puns.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (sIUuR)

    274 I remember her from a couple of episodes of Family. She was married to Kurt Russell for a time before he took up with Goldie Hawn, I think.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

    First saw her on an episode of The Partridge Family. She played a European princess or something.

    Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (J4Dwc)

    275 Everyone knew the removal of CNN, MSNOW and Politico wasn't gonna stand... Trump did it to make a point... He just needs to ignore their "questions" from now on .

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (+gK6I)

    276 259 The judge was a Trump appointee.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (h6CE+)

    As far as current law goes, I think he’ll be upheld. Trump and his people tried to do this the quick and dirty way, but it requires a more comprehensive solution. Do away with the White House press room, and arrange for a series of small ad hoc meetings with those who are supportive as the situation calls for. Online meetings with various podcasters would be very refreshing to see.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (Ua/Bh)

    277 You're a star! Tilday, tomorrow, every day! And that's no pipe dream. The sky is delimit!
    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Spoken like a true programmer! Excel-lent!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)

    278 >>You're a star! Tilday, tomorrow, every day! And that's no pipe dream. The sky is delimit!


    Back @ ya!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (rOKnE)

    279 Darrell Harris, you have my most grateful respect for stepping up and working to make a difference.

    Well Done, Good Sir.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (DPPrP)

    280 Thanks for the morning report JJ.

    Posted by: Bchasm Phone at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (kYfaK)

    281 >>Spoken like a true programmer! Excel-lent!


    Word to your mutha

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)

    282 Has anyone mentioned the Oxford comma?

    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:25 AM (Oy/m2)

    283 My cautious optimism for the election is based on what happened in 2022. All the polls said GOP red wave. Everyone hates Biden and inflation right? So the masses will revolt and vote GOP.

    Didn’t happen.

    2026 could be a mirror of 2022.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:25 AM (jmRo5)

    284 I never really caught on; pity.

    Posted by: The Princeton Semicolon at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

    285 266 Heh. Wolfus and the ladies’ feet.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

    286 282 Has anyone mentioned the Oxford comma?

    Many times, up above, in the comments.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (2Drhq)

    287 >>It's going to take more than a day to correct America's apostrophe problem.


    Hold my beer!
    Posted by: They/Them at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (rOKnE)

    My 12th grade English / Grammar / Composition teacher, Mrs. White, would have their hash all straightened out in under 2 hours. She was the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of HS English teachers. You learned and retained stuff in her class.

    Posted by: Count de Monet remembers diagramming sentences, endlessly at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

    288 Has anyone mentioned the Oxford comma?
    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Lizzy at 166, and me at 178.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:27 AM (wzUl9)

    289 Word? Perfect.

    Posted by: WayBack When at September 24, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

    290 266 Heh. Wolfus and the ladies’ feet.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Nicole is a champ in that department too.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:27 AM (wzUl9)

    291 semicolons and single quotemarks need to get their acts together and stop half-assing it.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:28 AM (2Drhq)

    292 272 The Orangeverse is nigh, people. Believe!!!
    Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (YSUhf)

    Funny you should mention that; a good friend of mine (UT Austin alum) just sent me Trump’s post where he’s saying “the fake news media has ranked Texas 1 but I think Faizon and the Vols will win Biggly”. Said friend isn’t amused.

    Posted by: TxAnn at September 24, 2026 09:29 AM (SjAWL)

    293 semicolons and single quotemarks need to get their acts together and stop half-assing it.
    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Yes! What is this nonsense now of using single quotes where a double is the standard and correct choice?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)

    294 As far as current law goes, I think he’ll be upheld. Trump and his people tried to do this the quick and dirty way, but it requires a more comprehensive solution. Do away with the White House press room, and arrange for a series of small ad hoc meetings with those who are supportive as the situation calls for. Online meetings with various podcasters would be very refreshing to see.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (Ua/Bh)

    Correct. There are several ways of getting around this judgement. BUT, the judge never gave a firm lawful reason to his edict. "Likely unconstitutional" is not unconstitutional.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (g8Ew8)

    295 >>semicolons and single quotemarks need to get their acts together and stop half-assing it.

    "Totally!!"
    -- N-dash

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (rOKnE)

    296 If your vote is based on what someone says about college football you’re kinda retarded.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (jmRo5)

    297 Lots and lots of umlauts.

    Posted by: Bigly at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

    298 wikiFeet is an excellent resource to peruse celebrity ladies lower appendages.

    Posted by: Arch Criminal at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Fn+3X)

    299 Impeach the judge!


    Lock up the criminal Dems!


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    You'll get nothing and like it.

    Posted by: That Guy at September 24, 2026 09:31 AM (Cjger)

    300 >>wikiFeet is an excellent resource to peruse celebrity ladies lower appendages.


    *ahem*

    Posted by: Steven Tyler at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

    301 wikiFeet is an excellent resource to peruse celebrity ladies lower appendages.
    Posted by: Arch Criminal at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Fn+3X)

    Gnarly!

    Posted by: Spicoli at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

    302 Obligatory post to reach 300.

    Posted by: Anonymouse at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)

    303 Noodus gratia artis

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

    304 Art is up.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

    305 131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)


    Does the celebration include grocer's apostrophes? (Or should I say apostrophe's?)

    Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (OlzlW)

    306 >>Word? Perfect.
    Posted by: WayBack When

    To everything (Kern, kern, kern)
    There is a season (Kern, kern, kern). . .

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (rOKnE)

    307
    " is direct quote
    ' is paraphrasing

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

    308
    Hmmm, maybe I'll call this a bacon and black bean burger chili...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 07:53 AM (tOcjL)
    =====
    No beef means not chili.

    Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (JNTt1)

    309 Had a pleasant dinner with NotSoThoreau in Western Kansas yesterday. 3.25 hours each way.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog

    Around the corner for you flyover folks, isn't it?
    Guy from forty minute border to border state

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 09:51 AM (sl73Y)

    310 the school was named a National Blue Ribbon School by the Department of Education

    ... and that should "open a whole new can of fraud"

    Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

    311 "The time will come when Norwegians will regret their government's hostility toward Israel."

    The time will come when even normies realize that "Israel is our greatest ally" is perhaps one of the most successful in history marketing slogans in history.

    Posted by: agape realm at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (7d+DK)

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