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Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (3ZUWJ) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0) 3
First!
Posted by: Polka will never die at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (DRQeA) 4
Drat. Read the content.
Posted by: Polka will never die at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (DRQeA) 5
96 today, think tomorrow similar
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0) 6
Gentlemen, I think we may have come up short on the tiny dick jokes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s) 7
Squirrel know to boil that water first right?
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0) 8
Platner is the gift that keeps on giving. I for one am looking forward to Ace offering months of small dick jokes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s) 9
*casually examines priceless artifact* *accidentally drops it* *furtively pushes pieces under bureau* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (rqNGS) Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (3ZUWJ) 11
Disclosure Day looks like a dud.
I am really hoping it bombs and makes less bank than "Obsession", "Darkrooms" and "Hee Hee Look At This Cute Raccoon". Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:49 PM (gKWVE) 12
Been busy, catching up. Do we keep the Cafe thread light, or does all the unfinished conversation carry over, including the heavy political and world events stuff?
Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 07:50 PM (Sy6m/) Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:50 PM (+ZHEV) 14
Gentlemen, I think we may have come up short on the tiny dick jokes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s) --- Their going to write themselves. Tinyrich Himmler. Hermann Guppy. The Desert Snail. Tinygruppenfinder. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:50 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2026 07:50 PM (mP0Kj) 16
Note to self: hippos don't fuck with elephants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s) 17
Disclosure Day looks like a dud.
I am really hoping it bombs and makes less bank than "Obsession", "Darkrooms" and "Hee Hee Look At This Cute Raccoon". Posted by: gKWVE Why does it look like a dud? Not arguing. I haven't heard anything but that's normal. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:51 PM (l26NL) 18
Oy, grammar error. I'll have to report to Col. Tinyklink.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:51 PM (ZOv7s) 19
Been busy, catching up. Do we keep the Cafe thread light, or does all the unfinished conversation carry over, including the heavy political and world events stuff?
Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 07:50 PM (Sy6m/) The Cafe, like all ace threads is open for anything. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:51 PM (+ZHEV) 20
Elevator prank is flatbout cruel
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0) 21
It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters.
When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly. -------- Tonight on - If Desperation Was a Tweet Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 07:53 PM (vE0+H) 22
Platner wanted a Nazi gun, and the dealer sold him a Walther PP very very Kurz.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s) 23
That Bryce Canyon photo is spectacular.
Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2026 07:54 PM (EJWxb) 24
Gentlemen, I think we may have come up short on the tiny dick jokes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD --- 'Like a roll of nickels' - Monica Lewinsky Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2026 07:54 PM (XeU6L) 25
Tonight on - If Desperation Was a Tweet
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 07:53 PM (vE0+H) --- Good thing there are no movies showing the SS guys wearing their distinctive hats, amirite? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:54 PM (ZOv7s) 26
Remember, these are the people who say waving "thank you" makes you Literal Hitler. Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 07:55 PM (vE0+H) Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2026 07:55 PM (GOveb) 28
Doesn't anyone understand shrinkage?!
Posted by: Platner von Kurzwiener at June 11, 2026 07:56 PM (ZOv7s) 29
80%. We're within sniffing distance of a mephitic-free week!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1) 30
Gentlemen, I think we may have come up short on the tiny dick jokes"
Ok, then... *Hitler, has only got one ball... C'mon, sing along! Posted by: man at June 11, 2026 07:56 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2026 07:57 PM (+EHgv) 32
This page moves like pond water.
Any idea why wireless is so slow on Wednesdays? Posted by: Boss Moss Because it's Thursday! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2026 07:58 PM (+EHgv) 33
Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 07:59 PM (77rzZ) 34
The Cafe, like all ace threads is open for anything.
Posted by: LTG -------- Hold it...has the '100 Post' rule been suspended? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2026 07:59 PM (XeU6L) 35
Should be the weiner roast cafe after the previous post. That was epic.
Posted by: H at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (w8ire) 36
Ace, more cat vids in the cafe. Those are the ones I click on. Posted by: LTG ============== Same! Same identical, amazing. Every day is Caturday. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (n7rxJ) 37
Welp. Looks like I'm sleeping in the guest room tonight.
Finally decided to talk politics with my wife who I've been married to for 19 years at the end of the month. She thinks I'm a monster because I don't believe in the magic dirt theory of citizenship when she brought up that one of her soccer player patients was born here while his parents were in grad school, and when they were done, went back to Paraguay when he was 6 months old and hasn't been back until a few months ago when he came to play pro soccer here. So thats an American Citizen I guess. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (WYStd) 38
Good thing there are no movies showing the SS guys wearing their distinctive hats, amirite?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:54 PM (ZOv7s) Yeah, I'm so tired of all the movies Hollywood keeps pumping out about the Communist regimes that murdered 100 million people in the 20th century. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (+ZHEV) 39
What's with the sound turned off on everything?
Posted by: Born Free at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (raD1m) 40
I watched the review of "She Said" that ace linked.
My G-d. I'm getting a copy. There will come a day when my daughter gets old enough to ask "daddy, why do you hate your generation so much? It's crazy." And I'll say "honey, sit down. I have something for you to watch. It's going to be hard. You're not going to like it... but it will explain everything about the Millennials better than I can." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 08:01 PM (BI5O2) 41
This page moves like pond water.
Any idea why wireless is so slow on Wednesdays? Posted by: Boss Moss Because it's Thursday! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2026 07:58 PM Shhhhhh ... he's on a roll. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1) 42
Sound worked for me.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2026 08:01 PM (GOveb) 43
If the universe's smallest dick, Gérard Platner, came into contact with the universe's largest dick sucker, Kamala Harris what would happen? Is this even knowable? Like some kinda infinity divided by zero situation?
Or some perfect harmonizing balance yingyang shiz? Would any of us survive? Would the universe survive? Could this be a possible explanation for the big bang? Or dark matter? Posted by: banana Dream - wow man, like wow ... man at June 11, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Miracle Ear at June 11, 2026 08:02 PM (XeU6L) 45
Calling it a night
Havea good night everyone Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0) 46
Game 5 shortly
Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (ZxPkt) 47
My wife is more conservative than I am.
I can’t fathom being with someone whose politics are opposite from mine. Does not compute. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (syz1S) 49
The original comment 45 got vaporized.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (GOveb) 50
37 Dude, you’ve been married for 19 years and she didn’t know your politics?
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (77rzZ) 51
I blame it on the Biggs Hoson.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (VyBeY) 52
The Cafe, like all ace threads is open for anything.
Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:51 PM (+ZHEV) Thanks! So, I think I'm getting a handle on where the con artists are going. They've settled on Jew Hatred, and using Zionism, AIPAC, and Epstein Class as euphemisms. Every confidence scheme needs a core lie -- if it were all true with no trick, then it would just be business -- and they generally recycle ones with proven track records. Jew hatred is one of those, infamously. And the Jeffrey Epstein situation is tailor-made for their tricks, since he's a dead and much-hyped Jew, who did not do as much as people suspected. Turns out he was a sex-trafficking client, mostly of women of age in New York (17+), not a pimp. He was a deal-maker, and used his girls as eye candy and party favors to grease deals. And since he did not sell their butts, the Epstein Files that were unprecedentedly released are it. This is the full client list: * Jeffrey Epstein That's it. But with rhetoric, if you're explaining then you're losing. So it's a perfect situation for conmen to swoop in and make claims that take explaining to debunk, and also he's too dead to answer questions himself. Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (Sy6m/) 53
but it will explain everything about the Millennials better than I can."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice -------- See: "Millennial gray" It's like a disease. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (XeU6L) 54
Happy cafe! Home from the day of teaching, my daughter made a huge salad with left over grilled chicken. That was a nice surprise to come home to!
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:07 PM (OoFl2) 55
Kickball championship tonight. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2026 08:07 PM (GOveb) 56
11 Disclosure Day looks like a dud.
I am really hoping it bombs and makes less bank than "Obsession", "Darkrooms" and "Hee Hee Look At This Cute Raccoon". Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:49 PM (gKWVE) We started watching it but it was boring as hell, so we turned it off after about 20 minutes. I thought it might be a good mind twister, but it didn't even peak our interest. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:07 PM (bl07w) 57
In the 2026 Congressional Baseball Game, the Republicans have trounced the Democrats again 11-2, with Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO) and Greg Steube (R-FL) winning the MVP award.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1) 58
I wouldn't assume Platner has a tiny pecker.
Seems he had an endless supply of leftist women lined up. The thing you have to realize about the Left, is that they are totally decadent and driven by the worst impulses. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:08 PM (+ZHEV) 59
51 I blame it on the Biggs Hoson.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (VyBeY) Is that Biggus Dickus' brother or cousin? Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:09 PM (bl07w) 60
Dating liberal women is easy, as long as you can assert yourself. Stick to your guns, and never give an inch of ground.
Women give men shit for thinking with our dicks, but they pretty much think with their vaginas to the exclusion of most everything... as long as you're laying it down right they'll eventually change their minds, because they never put any thought into "their" politics in the first place. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 08:09 PM (BI5O2) 61
that croc prank is beautiful. almost like a cartoon. lol
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 08:09 PM (n5tGW) 62
58 I wouldn't assume Platner has a tiny pecker.
Seems he had an endless supply of leftist women lined up. The thing you have to realize about the Left, is that they are totally decadent and driven by the worst impulses. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:08 PM (+ZHEV) To my knowledge, most leftist women are so overused they have floppy vags anyway, and can't tell a big weewee from a small one. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.... Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:10 PM (bl07w) 63
Any idea why wireless is so slow on Wednesdays?
Posted by: Boss Moss Because it's Thursday! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2026 07:58 PM Well, he did say the wireless was slow. Gotta be the slowest I've ever seen! Posted by: RandomDave at June 11, 2026 08:10 PM (aJQbY) 64
There is a small church on a small hill here with a parking lot to the rear secluded in that it's surrounded by trees and bushes (but is totally not a hiding place) where I often go to enjoy fast food. I was enjoying some Freddy's Steakburger today when a deer strolled by. That 'gator going after the deer reminded me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:10 PM (ndZc7) 65
John Sexton writing at the "Hot Air" site liked "Disclosure Day".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:10 PM (looXz) 66
The goat picked the wrong Uber. Safe vehicle, but not much power.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 08:11 PM (qx7Zg) 67
If the universe's smallest dick, Gérard Platner, came into contact with the universe's largest dick sucker, Kamala Harris what would happen? Is this even knowable? Like some kinda infinity divided by zero situation?
Or some perfect harmonizing balance yingyang shiz? Would any of us survive? Would the universe survive? Could this be a possible explanation for the big bang? Or dark matter? Posted by: banana Dream - wow man, like wow ... man at June 11, 2026 08:02 PM Nothing would happen. Posted by: That Guy who says "Nothing would happen" at June 11, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1) 68
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*casually examines priceless artifact* *accidentally drops it* *furtively pushes pieces under bureau* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (rqNGS) *Sigh* *grabs broom and crazy glue* *looks again* *prays AOP is here with his welding mask* Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:11 PM (OoFl2) 69
I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Posted by: PlatnerPud at June 11, 2026 08:12 PM (Cqx++) 70
Cousin, I think ... worked for CERN at the Large Hadron Collider ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2026 08:12 PM (VyBeY) 71
I got married to the most beautiful woman in the world in 1996. On a road trip from the east coast camping and partying. We said why not.
We had the most beautiful marriage for twenty years, when finally cancer took her at the age of 60. Always loved our time in the desert camping and scrambling in our car: Wound up in Vegas for a night on the town. Thanks for the memories. Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at June 11, 2026 08:13 PM (/SMZp) 72
To my knowledge, most leftist women are so overused they have floppy vags anyway, and can't tell a big weewee from a small one. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:10 PM (bl07w) LOL, that and all the abortions. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:13 PM (+ZHEV) 73
If the universe's smallest dick, Gérard Platner, came into contact with the universe's largest dick sucker, Kamala Harris what would happen?
Posted by: banana Dream - wow man, like wow ... man at June 11, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9) --- I mean, first she'd have to find it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:14 PM (ZOv7s) 74
Any idea why wireless is so slow on Wednesdays?
Posted by: Boss Moss Because it's Thursday! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2026 07:58 PM Well, he did say the wireless was slow. Gotta be the slowest I've ever seen! Posted by: RandomDave at June 11, 2026 08:10 PM (aJQbY) NaClyDog's internet is so slow, he's still waiting for pages from Sunday to load. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 08:15 PM (qx7Zg) 75
but it didn't even peak our interest.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:07 PM Did you, perhaps, mean pique? Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 11, 2026 08:15 PM (O8fts) 76
There was a snake that got loose in a movie theater, The guy they brought in to find and catch it had the AC turned up as high as possible and put a small space heater in one of the corners.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 08:15 PM (GseMx) 77
Did you, perhaps, mean pique?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 11, 2026 08:15 PM (O8fts) Shut up, Wesley. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:16 PM (bl07w) 78
I know it's Thursday. That's why I skipped a line.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2026 08:16 PM (GOveb) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2026 08:17 PM (+EHgv) 80
Dating liberal women is easy, as long as you can assert yourself. Stick to your guns, and never give an inch of ground.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 08:09 PM (BI5O2) --- I rate this as true. Liberal chicks are surrounded by loser dudes emoting and trying to show how they are totally NOT toxically masculine and hate guns and stuff. A dude who rolls up and is like "Hell yeah, I got guns, I do guy stuff!" immediately gets their attention. Maybe I'm showing my age here, but back in the day, it was axiomatic that leftist chicks were easy. But that was before they all became angry lesbians. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s) 81
I'm retired. Every day is Saturday. Except for Sunday. Then we go to Mass.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (bl07w) Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (+ZHEV) 83
Gavin Newsom is so laser focused on California, he recorded a podcast with Hunter Biden in the middle of a work week, then leaked it to TMZ
Hunter Biden says he'd run in 2028 with Gavin Newsom, but only as VP. 🎥: Governor's Podcast Team Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (SkdCP) 84
We started watching it but it was boring as hell, so we turned it off after about 20 minutes.
I thought it might be a good mind twister, but it didn't even peak our interest. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:07 PM (bl07w) Little and I saw Project Hail Mary a couple weeks back. He had seen it previously but enthusiastically went with me and said that knowing what was coming made it a better experience. I can see where the plot reveals could make you miss a detail or two at the first viewing. Anyway, if you haven't seen it, see it. If you have seen it, see it... Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (nbLIj) 85
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at June 11, 2026 08:13 PM (/SMZp)
I am sorry for the loss of your dear one. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (IeCgc) 86
Bulg, here's a short video you might like. For everyone else, it's Puppies!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FHt07_RVWVA Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (qx7Zg) 87
Maybe I'm showing my age here, but back in the day, it was axiomatic that leftist chicks were easy.
But that was before they all became angry lesbians. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s) They used to be leftist because they thought they had to be. They all went for the most masculine dudes in the end. Same story with most of the angry lesbians. They are only lesbians because they haven't had a better offer. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:19 PM (bl07w) 88
I can’t fathom being with someone whose politics are opposite from mine.
Does not compute. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (XV/Pl) --- "Being with" sure. For a while. Marrying? Hell no. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s) 89
Apologies. My previous posting revealing Madison Square Garden as the nuptials venue for Mr. and Mrs. Swift was incorrect.
This has now been revealed to be a devious distraction plot. Again my apologies for raising hopes here that some might be selected for tickets to attend. Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 11, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:22 PM (FJMtP) 91
Bigly storm rolling through. The power has gone out then come back on twice. FSJ and Gertie are not amused.
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2026 08:22 PM (PVV5z) 92
They are only lesbians because they haven't had a better offer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:19 PM We're here for them. Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Swalwell at June 11, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 08:23 PM (cZDTf) 94
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just wear tighty whites.
https://x.com/Raclure03/status/2065123301387813327 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7) 95
Same story with most of the angry lesbians. They are only lesbians because they haven't had a better offer.
Posted by: tcn in AK ------- They should give angry pink hairs to the thugs they idolize and deport them both - all of them. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:24 PM (FJMtP) 96
Man, I went through the Dr. Who thread and I'm ashamed to say that all of us, moi included, neglected to mention the glorious series "T. J. Hooker".
How can we make amends for this injustice? Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 08:24 PM (rj6Yv) 97
O never sae Dr. Who.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 11, 2026 08:25 PM (GOveb) 98
But that was before they all became angry lesbians.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s) Just angry. They were always laebians. Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 08:26 PM (bHWR0) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:26 PM (ndZc7) 100
>>I can’t fathom being with someone whose politics are opposite from mine.
You're with an entire country of people whose politics are opposite of yours. Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m) 101
50 37 Dude, you’ve been married for 19 years and she didn’t know your politics?
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:06 PM (77rzZ) She knew but we never ever discuss politics. In her family, nobody discusses politics or hot-button issues. Nobody. It's pretty much forbidden. She seems to be over it. I asked her if we could have a calm rational discussion of the topic so that she doesn't think I'm a monster but she told me - quite curtly - that she thinks I made it clear what my position was. So I'm cooked either way. Lets hope the Canes make the night bearable. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:27 PM (WYStd) 102
Same story with most of the angry lesbians. They are only lesbians because they haven't had a better offer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:19 PM (bl07w) There are true lesbians. I would put them at about two, maybe three percent of women. These are the kind of masculine women. Stocky, somewhat muscular women. You're classic Bull dyke. Modern media has through relentless propaganda probably at least doubled this cohort. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:28 PM (+ZHEV) 103
103°f today. The good news? 11% humidity.
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 08:28 PM (SkdCP) 104
Ho Lee Fuk the video Austin Metcalf’s dad released.
No holds barred. Dayyyyyum. Posted by: Heroq Link? (My wrath is running low.) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:29 PM (ndZc7) 105
Ho Lee Fuk the video Austin Metcalf’s dad released.
No holds barred. Dayyyyyum. Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 08:23 PM (cZDTf) Link? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 11, 2026 08:30 PM (0aYVJ) 106
Catfishing? Not for lesbians but for dinner.
Alligator-Catfish Hybrids Are Being Spawned in an Alabama Lab In an effort to build a better catfish, researchers at Auburn University have genetically engineered a hybrid catfish species using alligator DNA. The methodology might sound scary. But the byproducts are nearly identical to the farm-raised catfish sold in grocery [Truth in labeling?] (Is this the catfish served when ordering a catfish dinner?) https://tinyurl.com/mvyaz575 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:30 PM (FJMtP) 107
I would never marry a woman whose politics weren’t mostly aligned with mine.
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:32 PM (77rzZ) 108
What's going on with the father of the murdered Austin Metcalf ??
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 08:33 PM (GD0B3) 109
107 I would never marry a woman whose politics weren’t mostly aligned with mine.
Posted by: Bulg --- How could one trust a liberal spouse? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:33 PM (FJMtP) 110
The methodology might sound scary. But the byproducts are nearly identical to the farm-raised catfish sold in grocery [Truth in labeling?] (Is this the catfish served when ordering a catfish dinner?) https://tinyurl.com/mvyaz575 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:30 PM (FJMtP) ==== No doubt that it tastes like chicken. Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 08:33 PM (rj6Yv) 111
Just angry. They were always laebians.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 08:26 PM (bHWR0) --- No. It has been extensively documented that many lesbians choose to be that way due to their politics. Some get over it, grow out their hair, get married and have lots of kids. Female sexuality is much more fluid than male. When lesbianism was fringe and weird, they were straight. Another factor: body positivity. Fat chicks are off the chain these days, have been for a decade or more. Watching older movies has me reflecting on how grotesque people look today. Sidney Greenstreet, aka "The Fat Man" has a Dad Bod by today's standards. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s) 112
Ho Lee Fuk the video Austin Metcalf’s dad released.
No holds barred. Dayyyyyum. Posted by: Heroq Does he address reality? Which would of course, would make him a racist? Otherwise I don't really care to hear another clueless white cuck. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:34 PM (+ZHEV) 113
108 What's going on with the father of the murdered Austin Metcalf ??
Posted by: runner -- They talk about it but never provide a link. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:34 PM (FJMtP) 114
I did see that the Metcalf family has already been swatted. And I saw a brief vid of Dad.
this is beyond fucked up. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 11, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ) 115
I hit 93.9F today, but the dew points have been well into the mid-70s, making the heat index here hit 105F around 6PM. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 11, 2026 08:35 PM (w6EFb) 116
She seems to be over it. I asked her if we could have a calm rational discussion of the topic so that she doesn't think I'm a monster but she told me - quite curtly - that she thinks I made it clear what my position was.
So I'm cooked either way. Lets hope the Canes make the night bearable. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:27 PM (WYStd) ==== If all of her friends think you're a monster, hoo boy. Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 08:35 PM (rj6Yv) 117
Sports puck ends when winter ends. No ifs, ands, or bigg butts about it. It's done. Whoever has the most wins is the cham-peen.
../rant off Posted by: Will Robinson at June 11, 2026 08:37 PM (zBgIx) 118
I would never marry a woman whose politics weren’t mostly aligned with mine.
Posted by: Bulg --- How could one trust a liberal spouse? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:33 PM (FJMtP) --- I know liberal guys who married liberal gals and despite complete ideological alignment, she still divorced because reasons. Usually she out-earned him. That is a huuge issue, especially among leftists who have zero investment in marriage as an institution. It can work if they are religious because she accepts marriage as a moral obligation, but even then if she's liberal, religion has to yield to her need for the pool boy or hanging out with her divorced girlfriends at the bar. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s) 119
So I'm cooked either way.
Lets hope the Canes make the night bearable. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:27 PM (WYStd) ==== If all of her friends think you're a monster, hoo boy. Posted by: mrp --- Time to sequester your important stuff. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:38 PM (FJMtP) 120
She seems to be over it. I asked her if we could have a calm rational discussion of the topic so that she doesn't think I'm a monster but she told me - quite curtly - that she thinks I made it clear what my position was.
So I'm cooked either way. Lets hope the Canes make the night bearable. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:27 PM (WYStd) Perhaps she's weighing the pros and cons of clarity versus agreement. If her family never discussed issues like this, then she's probably not willing to start now. Tread lightly, and don't assume the worst... Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 11, 2026 08:38 PM (nbLIj) Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2026 08:38 PM (Wnv9h) 123
Defenestratus, hubby & I do not discuss politics either.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 11, 2026 08:39 PM (fE6HJ) 124
She seems to be over it. I asked her if we could have a calm rational discussion of the topic so that she doesn't think I'm a monster but she told me - quite curtly - that she thinks I made it clear what my position was.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:27 PM (WYStd) --- Leave it. Never mention it again. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:40 PM (ZOv7s) 125
There are true lesbians.
I would put them at about two, maybe three percent of women. These are the kind of masculine women. Stocky, somewhat muscular women. You're classic Bull dyke. Modern media has through relentless propaganda probably at least doubled this cohort. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:28 PM (+ZHEV) Nope. Just women with daddy issues. There is no such thing as a true lesbian. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:40 PM (bl07w) 126
Otherwise I don't really care to hear another clueless white cuck.
Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:34 PM (+ZHEV) He is not a cuck. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 11, 2026 08:41 PM (0aYVJ) 127
So I'm cooked either way.
Lets hope the Canes make the night bearable. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 Oh boy. I am sorry. Listen, make her some tea, chamomile or pea flower, calming without saying calm down. Note you get her family doesn’t usually dive into these heavy conversations, so it probably landed harder than you intended. You don’t need her to agree on everything with you. You would like to hear where she is coming from, you would like to feel heard too, with the understanding no one is trying to change minds or prove points. But if this isn’t the time, that is okay. You love her and that is more important. Tell her she still has the cutest behind you have ever seen, and that overrides all her dumb opinions. 😊. Kidding, don’t say that last part. Stop after cutest behind. Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n) 128
Kickball championship tonight. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Boss Moss Kickball is awesome, especially with that red rubber ball. It's soccer that's not. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (DZ9Lv) 129
As much as I feel for Austin Metcalf's family, I think it's probably not a good idea to film and release a video when you are in such ( understandable) anger and despair.
And I do hope the family gets some protection from these nutcase leftists. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (rZCVI) 130
121 Fuck ALL of the race hustling. I don’t give a damn anymore.
Yeah, I’m a racist. I own it. Posted by: Bulg --- They promote a culture of thuggery, incivility and promiscuity. They are not interesting in participating in the American way. How to reverse this I don't have a clue. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (FJMtP) 131
Stop after cutest behind.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n) BIL to SIL when she says something blindingly stupid: "Yer so pretty!" Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (bl07w) 132
Kickball is awesome, especially with that red rubber ball. It's soccer that's not.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (DZ9Lv) --- Red Rubber Ball! Posted by: The Cyrkle at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s) 133
It can work if they are religious because she accepts marriage as a moral obligation, but even then if she's liberal, religion has to yield to her need for the pool boy or hanging out with her divorced girlfriends at the bar.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s) Real Leftists and any kind of traditionally understood religion are pretty much mutually exclusive. Leftism is a religion unto itself, while its devotees profess an absolute disdain for"organized religion." Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (+ZHEV) 134
On Wednesday's MS NOW’s “The Briefing”:
Host Jen Psaki: “You have gotten under Donald Trump’s skin; you could see that we played a sample of that. I think he called you a thug. I don’t even know, repeatedly today we played some of it and he said, you are ‘Worse than any human being that’s ever run for office probably.’ What did you think when you heard that?” Platner: “Well, coming from certainly the worst person to have ever run for office, I take it as an immense compliment.” Psaki: “It must feel pretty ludicrous to be lectured to your point by this president over morality.” Platner: “Yeah, it’s, it’s at the end of the day, it just comes down to the fact that Donald Trump knows that I’m going to go to the United States Senate to try to hold him and all of his corrupt cronies accountable. That’s the entire point of this. I mean, we are building something up here in Maine that’s going to allow us to retake the Senate for Democrats, but also retake the Senate with Democrats who really want to get in a fight.” Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 08:45 PM (0sNs1) 135
Not being able to discuss politics with my wife would be horrible for me.
Fortunately, we agree on most issues. Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:45 PM (77rzZ) 136
I feel sorry for blacks who participate as Americans for they are caught in the middle of this crap created by the anti-culture.
It's time to put anti-culture in jail or send them to CECOT. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:46 PM (FJMtP) 137
They promote a culture of thuggery, incivility and promiscuity. They are not interesting in participating in the American way. How to reverse this I don't have a clue.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (FJMtP) --- A question. The people who were demonstrating outside the courthouse. What did they do for a living? How did they get that much time away from work? Did they schedule that is their summer vacation? Or maybe, just maybe, they're paid to be professional agitators. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s) 138
Red Rubber Ball!
Posted by: The Cyrkle at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s) Dodgeball! Or we called it at my school, Battle Ball! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 11, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ) 139
Or maybe, just maybe, they're paid to be professional agitators.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:46 PM One of 'em was busted for an outstanding (weapons) warrant. Tee hee! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 08:47 PM (0sNs1) 140
I've know several dudes from Maine and their goosestepping could be heard in California.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 08:48 PM (SRceu) 141
Kickball is awesome, especially with that red rubber ball. It's soccer that's not.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (DZ9Lv) --- Red Rubber Ball! Posted by: The Cyrkle at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s) It might be worth watching a World Cup of Dodgeball. Imagine what happens if a fan runs onto the field. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 08:49 PM (qx7Zg) 142
The cutest behind was Kate Middleton’s sister.
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:49 PM (77rzZ) 143
Real Leftists and any kind of traditionally understood religion are pretty much mutually exclusive.
Leftism is a religion unto itself, while its devotees profess an absolute disdain for"organized religion." Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (+ZHEV) I come from an atheist family. I am NOT an atheist. I can attest that atheists do not believe in forgiveness. I have watched my sister torture her memories to blot out anything that might be embarrassing, including an entire marriage. I have had my sisters spout out bilge to one another over things we did as children, as evidence of... IDK... character? Leftists are by definition not religious. They can never be wrong, even when they are awfully wrong. Their self-loathing comes out in waves as projection on anyone or anything they can spew it at. They must be perfect, at all times, and obviously superior to anyone around themselves. It is diabolical and soul-slavery. It leads to misery. I'm Catholic. I screw up all the time. I go to Confession. I do penance. I can forgive as I have been forgiven. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:49 PM (bl07w) 144
131 Stop after cutest behind.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n) BIL to SIL when she says something blindingly stupid: "Yer so pretty!" Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, See? It’s a tried and true tactic! Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:49 PM (Wmg4n) 145
Real Leftists and any kind of traditionally understood religion are pretty much mutually exclusive.
Leftism is a religion unto itself, while its devotees profess an absolute disdain for"organized religion." Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:44 PM (+ZHEV) --- A lot of leftists have bent religion to their ideology (see also Anglicans, United Methodists, etc.), and so their faith and politics are in perfect alignment. There are also the Pelosi/Biden Catholics, who flout their religion and dare anyone to say anything. When Francis was pope, they got away with it. But the liberal Catholic clergy are a dying breed, and things will get interesting going forward. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s) 146
Any child born in the US should have the same status as the parents. Unless the parents can prove they were brought here against their will and held as slaves. Then the child would be a US citizen per the 14th Amendment.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 11, 2026 08:50 PM (zqeQL) 147
Nancy Guthrie NOT found in Mexican grave.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++) 148
Kickball is awesome, especially with that red rubber ball. It's soccer that's not.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 11, 2026 08:43 PM (DZ9Lv) The sound the red ball made when it hit me in the face. Memories! Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 08:51 PM (rbvCR) 149
142 The cutest behind was Kate Middleton’s sister.
Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:49 Bulg. We are saving marriages. And every wife wants to feel like she is the prettiest person on the planet in her husband’s eyes. Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:52 PM (Wmg4n) 150
She seems to be over it. I asked her if we could have a calm rational discussion of the topic so that she doesn't think I'm a monster but she told me - quite curtly - that she thinks I made it clear what my position was.
Posted by: Defenestratus Bring her to the TX MoMe and let the 'Ettes fix her? Posted by: mikeski runs serpentine at June 11, 2026 08:52 PM (VHUov) 151
I'm Catholic. I screw up all the time. I go to Confession. I do penance. I can forgive as I have been forgiven.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:49 PM (bl07w) --- Spot on. God bless you. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s) 152
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A question. The people who were demonstrating outside the courthouse. What did they do for a living? How did they get that much time away from work? Did they schedule that is their summer vacation? Or maybe, just maybe, they're paid to be professional agitators. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd --- Yes. The one loudmouth,threatening death, copped that he was from out of state. Paid agitators and the payer go to CECOT. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:52 PM (FJMtP) 153
Bulg. We are saving marriages. And every wife wants to feel like she is the prettiest person on the planet in her husband’s eyes.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:52 PM (Wmg4n) DH: Isn't she beautiful?!? Me: You talking about me or the Charger? Posted by: tcn in AK at June 11, 2026 08:53 PM (bl07w) 154
I think you'd have to make a distinction between leftists and liberals, I was a liberal for decades. I believed in God and went to church for those same decades. I also never had a "pool boy" or divorced friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:53 PM (rZCVI) 155
It might be worth watching a World Cup of Dodgeball. Imagine what happens if a fan runs onto the field.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 08:49 PM (qx7Zg) Officials toss baseballs to the players? Yeah, I'd tune in to that... Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 11, 2026 08:53 PM (nbLIj) 156
Stop after cutest behind.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n) Kind of a non-sequitur. Had a creative writing teacher (reminded me of Jane Curtin from SNL) who told us one Monday, "I was looking over your essays over the weekend, and got a little behind. And then I got a big behind." Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 11, 2026 08:54 PM (0aYVJ) 157
It's not free speech when one is inciting hate and violence. It's yelling fire in a theater. It is intentional.
It's time to lock them up. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:54 PM (FJMtP) 158
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa. I know this because it is written.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2026 08:55 PM (u/oMr) 159
>>The sound the red ball made when it hit me in the face. Memories!
My fondest memories of grammar school were gym class. The Gym was a windowless brick room in the basement of the school with a polished wood floor. Gym teacher was a retired Marine. And the game he loved best was dodge ball with multiple red balls. I lived for those moments. Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2026 08:56 PM (viF8m) 160
Bulg. We are saving marriages. And every wife wants to feel like she is the prettiest person on the planet in her husband’s eyes.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2026 08:52 PM HordeSource (tm) is known as the Internet's premier source of first aid and relationship advice. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1) 161
I feel sorry for blacks who participate as Americans for they are caught in the middle of this crap created by the anti-culture.
It's time to put anti-culture in jail or send them to CECOT. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:46 PM (FJMtP) The problem is that blacks have become almost entirely propped up by public subsidy in one form or another. Black women in particular have been given privileged status. There is virtually no black free-market participation. Black economics power is almost entirely derived from secondary sources. Government funded by and large. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 08:56 PM (+ZHEV) 162
154 I think you'd have to make a distinction between leftists and liberals, I was a liberal for decades. I believed in God and went to church for those same decades. I also never had a "pool boy" or divorced friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke --- There may have been a distinction back then. There is no distinction now. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:56 PM (FJMtP) 163
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa. I know this because it is written.
Posted by: Cicero The most dangerous to humans. I bet other animals are smart enough to stay away from asshoe hippos. Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2026 08:56 PM (VHUov) 164
Passing through. Hello.
Warm day in my part of Canada. Snowflake is sitting on my porch sprawled out looking at her family across the street. They're doing gardening. Cute. And funny. I'll bring her in later. Good-bye. All all the best to Defenestrasus. And Hadrian is he passes through tonight. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 08:57 PM (Sco7b) 165
What if the theater is on fire?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2026 08:58 PM (Cqx++) Former Left-Wing Girlfriend: Gerald Platner Cheated With Me on His Fiance (Whom He Hid From Me), Said He Got a Nazi Tattoo to Remind Him That the US Was "the Bad Guy" In Foreign Policy, and Also, Has "Small Dick"Oh man, they always throw in that last one. Or so I've heard. From others. I heard Larry O'Connor promise yesterday that more is coming. Here's a little more.Major Smallcock continues insisting that while his girlfriends and adultery-partners knew his tattoo was a Totenkopf, he did not. Because these girls didn't tell him, a "military buff" who actually chose the tattoo, what it was. I may have added some vibes to that quote. Princess Tinymeat is also lying about working. He does not work. He just sits in bed all day and wishes his dainty micropenis could satisfy an ant. I may have added a little to Captain Bugfucker's quote. Despite his reliance on disability, Platner has consistently referred to himself as an "oyster farmer" while campaigning for Senate."Oyster" = his tiny subwiener, "farmer" = masturbator Update: Although that whistleblower says she deleted her texts, someone on twitter published this alleged text chain about Private Shamenoodle. He didn't tell me who supposedly wrote these. ![]() Jennifer Sey Women always be lyin' about men that dumped them, you know? jimtreacher.substack.com
Some people just like classic Coke. Others insisted on the original Reese's recipe. New York Times writer Jodi Kantor went on CNN to explain why Democrats can vote for Maine senatorial candidate Graham Platner despite multiple women coming forward to denounce him: this is really not the classic Me Too allegations that Kantor and others seem to prefer for outrage. Kantor won a Pulitzer Prize for her reporting on Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein's sexual abuse and was called forth by CNN to explain why it is ok for liberals to support an alleged abuser of women. A prior girlfriend has accused Platner of physically abusing her and even locking her into a room overnight. He is also accused of sexting women and dismissing rape victims. None of that, however, necessarily presents a barrier for those who want to retake power by any means necessary. Kantor clinically explained that these "are not classic MeToo accusations." Specifically, "they're not about a boss and a young female employee being subjected to sexual advances. They were mostly made in the context of consensual relationships. There are these, like, very sensational texts about sex. There are allegations from former girlfriends that are not -- the way my colleagues reported them were not like classic abuse allegations," she stressed. In a statement that would have produced a torrent of condemnations if used during the Kavanaugh controversy, Kantor insisted that "they were mostly like being his boyfriend gave me a view into him and I did not like what I saw. His character was scary. He had this Nazi tattoo. Et cetera." In fairness to Kantor, she was attempting no small feat: to allow liberals to continue to claim Me Too outrage while grabbing Maine. Of course, Kantor quickly brushes over the other controversies beyond the abuse allegations as simply a Nazi tattoo. She omits his mocking of a wounded veteran, rural people, and rape victims while praising Hamas and embracing communism. However, her diminishing of the account of women like Lyndsay Fifield as "they were mostly like being his boyfriend gave me a view into him and I did not like what I saw." What Fifield alleges that she "saw" were marks left on their body after being yanked and grabbed by Platner. In one case, she claimed "he twisted her arm behind her back, shoved her into a bedroom and held the door closed from the other side so she couldn't get out, telling her to remain there until she was 'calm.'" Kantor seems to begrudgingly acknowledge that "there was one allegation of crossing a line physically, but I think that means that these are pretty different accusations than, say, the one that -- the ones that President Trump faced." Previously, Kantor did not draw this distinction between classic Me Too and new knockoffs involving non-employment situations. She once grouped a wide variety of controversies from Al Franken to Brett Kavanaugh to Jeffrey Epstein under the banner... Ironically, Kantor's rationalization returns to the very partisan "older pattern" that she once denounced in how allegations from women are treated in the media. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Thank you, Ace!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (iMotb) 2
Has "Small Dick"
Oh man, they always throw in that last one. Or so I've heard. From others. and yet they also tell you that size doesn't matter. Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:35 PM (oY6Yp) 3
And yes, I nooded
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:35 PM (iMotb) Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 11, 2026 06:36 PM (pE12i) 5
LOL... Cruel Ace is the best Ace
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:37 PM (FtULh) 6
So, Candidate GerkinPeen, why do you want to be a senator.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s) 7
If garret came on right now and just said 'HUGE dick.', I think that would make ace's decade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s) 8
President Platner certainly has a ring.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (vE0+H) 9
We'll see.
As noted there are a lot of younger men who will rally around a guy like this. The new generational experience is to get put on blast by their exes or just by girls who rejected them. Platner is a turd and a jackoff (who jacks off amidst turds) but he speaks for a lot of broken people, and Maine is full of broken people. Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (gKWVE) 10
Oysterfuhrer KleinDick
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s) 11
Brings a whole new meaning to Planter's Peanut
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (vE0+H) 12
>>>Platner is a turd and a jackoff (who jacks off amidst turds) but he speaks for a lot of broken people, and Maine is full of broken people.
he also has the tinydick vote, though you won't find them in phone surveys. "Shy tinydick voters," they call them. Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (1wjle) 13
and Maine is full of broken people.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (gKWVE) So is the world. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s) 14
How is he going to survive July?
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (t2zKj) 15
What might turn the kids away from Platner is if there's video of him crying like a bitch as he's begging some angry woman not to leave him.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE) 16
14 How is he going to survive July?
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (t2zKj) Probably just "enhanced" his chances Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (FtULh) 17
Major Smallcock
Princess Tinymeat Captain Bugfucker It's like the Space Mutiny episode of MST3K, in reverse! Posted by: Big McLargeHuge at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (VHUov) 18
Oberkapitan Kleineschwanz Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:41 PM (1wjle) 19
he also has the tinydick vote, though you won't find them in phone surveys. "Shy tinydick voters," they call them.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (1wjle) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s) 20
"It gave me the freedom to take risks, to start a business and to sink my intellect and my physicality into mastering the skills necessary to make a living on the sea."
uh, what? Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (oY6Yp) 21
Has he started using White-Out to cover his SS tattoo?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg) 22
Platner is the Maine man now so they can not defend him. Throws my prophet token in the pot and say he loses by 15
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (5P5DO) 23
Planner had the good luck to show up as the dems became naxi curious
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (Wn+G8) 24
20 "It gave me the freedom to take risks, to start a business and to sink my intellect and my physicality into mastering the skills necessary to make a living on the sea."
uh, what? Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (oY6Yp) Takes brain power to outsmart those oysters... Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh) 25
But what they REAAAALLLLY want is a nice guy.
Posted by: Sure, Jan. at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/) 26
The Kurtz Ente class of tanks never really took off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s) 27
So is Captain Bugfucker the next installment in the Marvel Universe?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 11, 2026 06:44 PM (c/+Bb) 28
Just what we need; more trailer park trash in Congress.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:45 PM (SRceu) 29
Has he started using White-Out to cover his SS tattoo?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg) I think he covered it with another tattoo, some Nordic symbol. I had a dude who worked for me who had the twin lightning strikes. He got it covered with... a Nordic symbol. Tried to give me the bullshit about it (the ss) being a Nordic religious symbol. *jacking off motion* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s) 30
I wonder how much work he would get as a cabin boy, while at sea.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 11, 2026 06:46 PM (f9uke) 31
Not bad for a guy who is drawing VA disability at the 100% rate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:46 PM (iMotb) 32
You know who is smart enough to be a senator? An expert in military - a soldier and self-proclaimed history buff - who, after almost two decades of looking in the mirror every day at a tattoo, doesn't realize the one he has next to his heart is the worst of NAZI symbols.
How on Earth can a nation survive without such brilliance? This requires no other disqualifier and he has oodles of them. It's unforgivable. Everyone keeps saying, "But wait, there's more!" This exercise kinda keeps resetting the bar for him. He's either a NAZI, an idiot, or both. That should, in America, make him untouchable. Just that. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (oji8u) 33
25 But what they REAAAALLLLY want is a nice guy.
Posted by: Sure, Jan. at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/) These media thots vote, and desperately want their viewers to vote, on the scraping-babies-out platform. Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (gKWVE) 34
So, he had a small dick, but she came back for more nazi smallish pickle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s) 35
Hung like a pinky toe.
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (YwEeS) 36
So when's the deadline for Democrats to pull a Torricelli? I mean, within state law... we all know its "Never too late" if it's a Democrat you have to replace because he is losing to a Republican.... but isn't it the end of June? Or is it the end of July they could lean on him and he withdraw and he is replaced?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (/ZkOF) 37
Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard I just tried to post without typing a single word. LOL ace, thank you so much for this.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (0nHVk) 38
36 So when's the deadline for Democrats to pull a Torricelli? I mean, within state law... we all know its "Never too late" if it's a Democrat you have to replace because he is losing to a Republican.... but isn't it the end of June? Or is it the end of July they could lean on him and he withdraw and he is replaced?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (/ZkOF) July 13th I believe Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (FtULh) 39
Just what we need; more trailer park trash in Congress.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:45 PM (SRceu) But he's got a tiny dick- so he won't take up much space. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s) 40
This feels like so many other stories.
Like the Trump assault charge -- anyone familiar with Bergdorf in the 90s would know that it was impossible. The sales people work on commission and the high end mens dept is like a lounge where you sit and are surrounded by staff. Likewise, it is impossible to get a nazi tattoo without knowing. This flash is hidden out of sight and has to be requested (except for biker shops, where everything is nazi.) The artist will tell you and make it very clear. No one "accidentally" gets a totenkopf. But the media will never report reality, and instead allows people to wallow in their ignorance. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (BLLsc) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (c/+Bb) 42
Hung like a mini cucumber
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (5P5DO) 43
Leftists love Bad Boys
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0) 44
Platner, you cl*t!
Posted by: Bizarro Spicoli at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (oji8u) 45
Quality cruelty, Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (xcxpd) 46
Just for the record, almost every goldbricking Vet is on disability.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (wBaIH) 47
43 Leftists love Bad Boys
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0) He's not bad in a cool way... Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (FtULh) 48
Kantor is slinging some heavy bullshit.
Kinda like Whoopie's "rape rape" -- "classic abuse" shall now become a like lexicon in the English language. There was only one allegation against Kavanaugh from someone who couldn't remember where or when it exactly occurred. But hey, it wasn't classic abuse because Nutsball Ford wasn't a subordinate of Kavanaugh. Do I have that right? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (FxH7T) 49
All of this only makes Platner more attractive to the typical democrat voter.
I'm telling you this guy will be a leading contender for the democrat presidential candidate. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (xvV+O) 50
Also: I learned a year or two ago (to my immense shock, actually) that the German military actually arrested and executed some SS people for being too mean to prisoners. I was like, wait, what? 1) they had an actual functioning judicial branch for their military and 2) just what did you have to do to get sideways in the SS and be too bad for them to not save you from this version of the JAG?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (/ZkOF) 51
He's not trailer trash; he's a rich kid.
On the other hand, Bidens exist. Posted by: so do Kennedys at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE) 52
Despite is funny. I think he and a guy named Reaper and Angry Bootneck get away with saying things in YT others don't because the ai does not understand what they are saying.
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (YwEeS) 53
>>Oh man, they always throw in that last one.
This is how you know it is personal. I wonder, bitterness? Is she totally done with him, or regret? jelly? I don't know, I am resigned to never understanding women. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (BLLsc) 54
Now every republican candidate needs to push their opponent to take a stand on the Maine nazi...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (Wn+G8) 55
If you're on the right and you're still amazed at Leftist "hypocrisy" you are at a Sean Hannity level of political sophistication.
Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (+ZHEV) 56
For an abusive unemployed Nazi with a micropenis, he did fairly well with the ladies.
Posted by: Kratwurst at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (9gKa/) 57
Is it in yet?
Posted by: The Gay Mosquito at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (iMotb) 58
Leftists love Bad Boys
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0) He's not bad in a cool way... Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (FtULh) --- Or in a gay way. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e) 59
Lying liars wot tells ludicrously laughable little whites through their teeths ...
Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (3ZUWJ) 60
SimoHayha, iirc Oskar Dirlewanger picked up the refuse the professional SS didn't want. Dirlewanger's the guy who put down the Warsaw Uprising.
I do not recommend reading about what this guy did. Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (gKWVE) 61
Princess Tinymeat"
Huge LOL Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick I want to hear Shaky Susan call him that during the debates. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (O3e7Z) 62
He’s disabled but also a fisherman? Yeah cool story bro.
Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (cZDTf) 63
>>>But he's got a tiny dick- so he won't take up much space.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone >How long before we start hearing about Jew dicks? Tucker? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (SRceu) 64
Dude! Are you TRYING to do something back there?!
Posted by: Burglar Caught by Platner at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e) 65
I once heard someone remark that they figured it out... God is God because He is the only male that actually fully understands women... and He has to comprehend everything else first.
I thought, probably a whoooole lot of truth there. Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (/ZkOF) 66
32 You know who is smart enough to be a senator? An expert in military - a soldier and self-proclaimed history buff - who, after almost two decades of looking in the mirror every day at a tattoo, doesn't realize the one he has next to his heart is the worst of NAZI symbols.
How on Earth can a nation survive without such brilliance? This requires no other disqualifier and he has oodles of them. It's unforgivable. Everyone keeps saying, "But wait, there's more!" This exercise kinda keeps resetting the bar for him. He's either a NAZI, an idiot, or both. That should, in America, make him untouchable. Just that. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (oji8u) Prussian/German military units have worn that Death's Head emblem for centuries. At least as far back as Frederick the Great's Prussian Death's Head Hussars. Middle of the 18th Century. But Platner had no idea. Surrrrrre. Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (5rh/l) 67
When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg) 68
You know who else had a small dick?
Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (AysSe) 69
Seriously, we ARE giving you our best.
Posted by: The DNC at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (aZ9eR) 70
How do we know that his disability stems from service in the US military and not from his stint as a Blackwater contractor?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (0nHVk) 71
update: An account posted an alleged text conversation about Platner. I don't know if it's real or not. It recapitulates the various claims made in the NYPost article, which doesn't mean it's real. (Someone may have made up the texts based on the reportage there.)
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (1wjle) 72
just what did you have to do to get sideways in the SS and be too bad for them to not save you from this version of the JAG?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (/ZkOF) My guess is, even in the military, you heard about shit happening but it was always gossip. A friend of a friend heard from a guy who heard it from a cook. It gets easier not to want to know too much. And if you weren't in one of the nasty political units (which there were political and more military (waffen- weapons) units in even the SS. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s) 73
68 And one testicle!
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (YwEeS) 74
So did the Dems in Maine vote for Platner DESPITE the 'alleged' Nazi stuff?
OR Did they not find him Nazi enough but held their nose and vote for him ANYWAYS? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (Sco7b) 75
69 Seriously, we ARE giving you our best.
Posted by: The DNC at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (aZ9eR) He makes me look good.... Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (FtULh) 76
Even when I was running a Kool-aid stand at 7 years old, my mommy was not my only customer.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (Hd1lH) 77
"As a person who is a leftist, I immediately looked at him and asked him, 'Is that a Totenkopf?
The only odd thing to her story, how many leftist actually self-describe as "leftists"? Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (qivay) 78
57 Is it in yet?
Posted by: The Gay Mosquito at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM Baby, I've been done for 20 minutes. Posted by: Graham Platner, Oyster farmer & rapist at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (OkYzo) 79
70 For the same reason every football player claims their injury is from their 2 days in NFL training camp and not there 15 other years or organized football...
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS) 80
Dude! Are you TRYING to do something back there?!
Posted by: Burglar Caught by Platner at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e) Damn. Kind of hard to assert dominance with a dick-ette. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s) 81
75 69 Seriously, we ARE giving you our best.
Posted by: The DNC at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (aZ9eR) He makes me look good.... Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (FtULh) Not really. He doesn't cloak himself in G-d. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (qivay) 82
The "women suddenly say bad stuff about Platner" smells a lot like a last minute awkward repeat of the Eric Swallwell takedown
Posted by: Miklos sees things at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (6VErX) 83
Yes. This man has no dick.
Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (ZxPkt) 84
I would gay-rape a mouse, to show dominance.
Posted by: Gerald Slenderprick Platner at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (1wjle) 85
Not really. He doesn't cloak himself in G-d.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (qivay) The Bible thumpers like it.... Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh) 86
'Is that a Totenkopf?' and he told me a whole, 'he will hold this weight forever' bravado sob story about how it was, but he decided to keep it as a reminder that the United States was the evil, bad guy overseas," she recounted.
_______________ So I read that as meaning he got it for other reasons (the "bravado sob stories"), but then kept as a reminder that the US was evil. So what was that reason for getting it in the first place? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (XvL8K) Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (OkYzo) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 11, 2026 06:58 PM (c/+Bb) 89
You know who else had a small dick?
Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (AysSe) --- A client of Inch-high Private Eye? Posted by: Burglar Caught by Platner at June 11, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e) 90
When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg) Wasn't that Paula Abdul? Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:59 PM (+ZHEV) 91
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. What have I missed? Goes looking for cof...oh hell. It's afternoon. Beer!!! Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB) 92
54 Now every republican candidate needs to push their opponent to take a stand on the Maine nazi...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (Wn+G How uncivil. We've never done that before, why start now? Posted by: GOPe at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (qivay) 93
36 So when's the deadline for Democrats to pull a Torricelli? I mean, within state law... we all know its "Never too late" if it's a Democrat you have to replace because he is losing to a Republican.... but isn't it the end of June? Or is it the end of July they could lean on him and he withdraw and he is replaced?
Posted by: SimoHayha From Brave AI, July 13th or if he dies/catatrosphic injury. Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv) 94
Remember kids
Platner's high school classmates wrote in the yearbook that he "was most likely to start a revolution." Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD) 95
See, because it's not exactly the same thing as #MeToo, it can't be all that bad.
However, I have to say, I've always looked the other way on the "Stay in there until you calm down" scenario. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e) 96
Jodi Kantor is a reliable Party Soldier.
She can so boldly sacrifice her professional reputation and credibility because as a loyal soldier, the Party will care for her. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (RIvkX) 97
>>>When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
that is a deep cut but I think it's Bad BoyS Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (1wjle) 98
Newsom created his own special form of patron-supplicant corporatist-fascist NGO system here in California. Along side that he formed dozens and dozens and dozens of well paid make-work "task forces" with endless sub-committees.
One of dozens ... CA Wildfire and Forest Resilience Task Force @CAwildfireTF California Governor’s Task Force to reduce wildfire risk, improve forest health & combat climate change. Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (SkdCP) 99
If garret came on right now and just said 'HUGE dick.', I think that would make ace's decade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s) ha! Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX) 100
Platner's high school classmates wrote in the yearbook that he "was most likely to start a revolution."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD) They just meant that he was a big fan of the Beatles. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (ExV1e) 101
Hot take.
Ryan Grim @ryangrim It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters. When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly. - If it's not a Swastika it doesn't mean shit. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7) 102
This post sponsored by Platner's mini peni nuts.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (0nHVk) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++) 104
Goes looking for cof...oh hell. It's afternoon. Beer!!!
Posted by: Diogenes Priorities Also I officially declare it to be Friday already Posted by: Miklos with balloons, confetti and booze at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (6VErX) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (2GVsD) 106
And one testicle!
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM Does that interfere with two coats in an afternoon? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 07:03 PM (AysSe) 107
Jodi seems like fun.
I wonder if she'd like to travel here to a foreign country to be a sub in some hardcore bondage. No safe words... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b) 108
90 When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg) Wasn't that Paula Abdul? Posted by: LTG -------- Who? And who? Posted by: Every straight male at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (BLLsc) 109
This post sponsored by Platner's mini peni nuts.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Not much there Like what they give you on Delta Posted by: Miklos is flyin' high at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (6VErX) 110
Say, didn't ol Billy Boy Clinton use to order the Arkansas State Police to bring young hot girls who got arrested to his rooms and lock the door, then come back an hour later to haul the sobbing woman off after he assaulted her, threatening her with lots more?
As I recall, nary a Democrat has EVER condemned that. Including Kantor. Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (/ZkOF) 111
Biff Pocoroba: "So I read that as meaning he got it for other reasons (the 'bravado sob stories'), but then kept as a reminder that the US was evil."
Ahhhh. Another indicator of what you want in a senator. You want the dummy who didn't know the symbol, but then realized the symbol's significance and said, "I think I'll maintain this since it reminds me that America is evil and I hate its f*cking guts." That's the American senator I want. Representation that hates the country. He's The Best! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (oji8u) 112
CNN 23 July 2026 Breaking News.
While tending his oyster traps, Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner was attacked and killed by a Jew shark armed with lasers. It could happen... Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (2GVsD) 113
>> If garret came on right now and just said 'HUGE dick.', I think that would make ace's decade.
garret is a lot of things but I've never known him to be a liar. Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2026 07:05 PM (viF8m) 114
109 90 When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg) Wasn't that Paula Abdul? Posted by: LTG -------- Who? And who? Posted by: Every straight male at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (BLLsc) I would have loved to "do that Conga" with Gloria Estefan. Posted by: Actual straight males at June 11, 2026 07:05 PM (qivay) 115
Ryan Grim
@ryangrim It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters. When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly. - If it's not a Swastika it doesn't mean shit. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7) --- Because nobody flipped out on the CPAC stage being roughly the shape of an ancient Teutonic symbol sometimes appropriated by the Nazis, right? These would be points, if everybody has as bad a memory as you do (Grim). The symbol prominent among skinheads and Nazi camp sharp-shooters isn't as bad as a Swastika. --- Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:05 PM (Fi81e) 116
Kudos to Ace for the longest string of dick insults on the internet. Bravo!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX) 117
Plutôt Hitler que Léon Blum!
Posted by: Sid at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (YUuaT) All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid. Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE) 118
Gloria Estefan's song "Bad Boy" is a wee bit pro-Furry.
Beat-Off O'Rouke probably has it on heavy rotation. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD) 119
Adolph Platner'ss style of mustache is known in the Gay World as a Cum Catcher...so, I've been told.
Posted by: Liberace at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (70cb5) 120
Ryan Grim
@ryangrim It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters. When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly. - If it's not a Swastika it doesn't mean shit. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This from people who can't even draw a swastika correctly and therefore freak out about buddhist symbols being spray-painted on synagogues Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (vJrRc) 121
Platner's high school classmates wrote in the yearbook that he "was most likely to start a revolution."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD) LOL, I'm sure that's pretty common young left-wing firebrands. So glad the Biden DOJ was on the watch for right-wing, Neo-Nazi, and Christian Nationalist extremism. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (+ZHEV) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (LHPAg) 124
Lot's of potential politician wannbees watching this closely. They all have Asian Logograph tattoos and were pranked by the tattoo artist. Most are gibberish, but some are outright offensive.
Like the guy sporting this in Chinese Logographs: "Ugly is the best birth control" "I wear a 'pedometer' under court order." Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske) 125
I think Sid raises a valuable point: Democrats do indeed prefer Nazis and Communists to actual Americans.
I cannot say I disagree with him. Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (/ZkOF) 126
Most notably, a majority of voters approved of deporting all illegal immigrants.
The poll, conducted May 29-31, included 1,725 registered voters. Overall, 56 percent of respondents expressed support for arguably Trump’s signature 2024 campaign pledge: The largest deportation operation in history. That number included 77 percent of Republicans, 53 percent of Independents, and even 37 percent of Democrats. Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (blSsL) 127
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (O5cki) 128
That's the thing about libs and progs, you have ALL THIS instant dogma to learn to recite. Yeah, that's not bad because it's an alternate even Tuesday in the rain! So I don't move my coat down a peg. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e) 129
Porta-Potty mastrubation is much easier with a smaller dick. Posted by: Lib Media spinning positive at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (OkYzo) 130
With Gloria Estefan's music, the rhythm is going to get you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD) 131
126 I think Sid raises a valuable point: Democrats do indeed prefer Nazis and Communists to actual Americans.
I cannot say I disagree with him. Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (/ZkOF) Nah, sid's just a fan because Platner wouldn't trigger his gag reflex. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (qivay) 132
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (O5cki) --- Stab stab in the heart Posted by: Karmelo Anthony's Street Rules at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD) 134
News...
CNN...Endless Iran MS Now...Trump spy chief questions California election Fox...Fraudsters arrested Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b) 135
Some people are silent “trans-morons”
Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2026 07:10 PM (blSsL) 136
Breaking News: Jennifer Lopez has revealed the worst movie she's seen.
Tis the 2021 drama Nomadland starring Frances McDormand and directed by renowned filmmaker (and yet-to-be-profiled-by-TJM Chloe Zhao. The movie won Best Picture at the Academy Awards as well as Best Actress and Best Director. In explaining her choice, Ms. Lopez said that a 'slow-moving thing about grief' was just not her cup of tea as she prefers romantic comedies, thrillers and musicals that entertain. Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (AysSe) 137
So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse.
https://tinyurl.com/5e7str4z The pictures of the two clerks reveal precisely what you'd expect them to look like. Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (/ZkOF) Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (ZxPkt) 139
If boobs are measured in cup sizes are dicks measured in hand sizes?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (5P5DO) 140
Gloria Estefan's song "Bad Boy" is a wee bit pro-Furry.
Beat-Off O'Rouke probably has it on heavy rotation. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD) If it's in you're playlist and you're a "guy" you are off the charts on gaydar. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (+ZHEV) 141
Everybody knows the OK hand sign is white supremacist but the Totenkopf is probably a sports team mascot or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (on1Zc) Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX) 143
The Totenkopf yes pre-dates the Nazis. German hussars wore it.
But like everything else they touch, the Nazis have befouled the symbol. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD) 144
In my lifetime the worst candidates I've ever seen: (In no certain order)
1. Katie Hobbs 2. Fetterman 3. Bob "Bob Dole" Dole 4. Brandon Skankpants Platner: "Move over guys!!!" Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL) 145
139 certainly, the skull and crossbones predates the rise of Nazism
? Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (ZxPkt) It does. See my comment 66. Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (5rh/l) 146
Private Shamenoodle
There is one, and only one, place on the intertubes where one can get quality humor like this. Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (Riz8t) 147
Bugs takes a wrong turn at Albuquerquerquerqu-
youtu.be/qYsNXCQ0170 Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (gKWVE) 148
The skull and crossbones was the pirate symbol right? I don't recall pirates being all that "pro women's rights"... not even Anne Bonny or whatever her name was.
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (/ZkOF) 149
How much dominance can be shown when the peen can't reach the back hole?
Posted by: That Guy at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e) 150
CBC News: His controversies include a Nazi tattoo. Why Democrats are still standing by Senate candidate Graham Platner
Democratic strategist Christy Selzer said "Platner's challenges, no matter how deep, are small compared to those created each day by the Trump administration, which has Senator Collins' steadfast support." "Flawed candidate (Platner) versus supporter of the end of democracy (Collins) seems like an easy call." His story that he and a bunch of young Marines walked into a tattoo shop and pointed at the meanest skull on the wall makes total sense to me. The right likes it cos it allows them to call him a Nazi instead of addressing his policies. It's also hilarious since Musk did a Nazi salute during a speech and Hegseth's entire time in command and tattoo are about a million times more blatant. Nothing wrong with that tattoo. It’s just a skull and cross bones which any young military person could think is cool Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2026 07:14 PM (ycI94) 151
Don Black yes it does by 200 yesrs
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 07:14 PM (ZxPkt) 153
So I guess the Collins campaign already had this stuff or got to work pretty fast?
Women can be awfully stupid, because I can’t see anything remotely appealing about this guy except that he’s not terrible looking. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 07:15 PM (8Xy/A) 154
Democrats would rather vote for a real Nazi that for a squish Republican.
Platner is making David Duke look like small beans. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD) 155
If boobs are measured in cup sizes are dicks measured in hand sizes?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (5P5DO) Oh, BH, I’m dying to respond. But seeing as you are a lady, I shall not. I just shan’t. Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:15 PM (jkyX4) 156
"Nah, sid's just a fan because Platner wouldn't trigger his gag reflex."
I don't think Sid even HAS a gag reflex. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (iMotb) 157
Adolph Platner'ss style of mustache is known in the Gay World as a Cum Catcher...so, I've been told.
Posted by: Liberace Wait, Liberace was gay? Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (l26NL) 158
If boobs are measured in cup sizes are dicks measured in hand sizes?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM One hand = 0.06 smoots. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (AysSe) 159
It's not really a small dick, it's a tattoo of a small, Nazi dick.
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (u/66v) 160
Everybody knows the OK hand sign is white supremacist but the Totenkopf is probably a sports team mascot or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (on1Zc) --- Again: instant dogma. Forget what they told you before. Like when they reacted to a Teutonic symbol predating the Nazis that was a simple shape but looked just like the CPAC stage a few years back. And put this new rule into your head. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) 162
RIRed, you know me. You really think I wouldn't laugh?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (5P5DO) 163
that is a deep cut
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (1wjle) Planner wouldnt know anything about those. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s) 164
CNN...Endless Iran
MS Now...Trump spy chief questions California election Fox...Fraudsters arrested Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog Mrs. Wrecks found out about the CIA agent with all that gold bullion and said Trump was in on it. I told her Trump rode with and robbed trains and banks with Jesse James. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (on1Zc) 165
but he decided to keep it as a reminder that the United States was the evil, bad guy overseas
And, umm, also...vote for me, America! Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (u/66v) 166
This guy's value inside the Democrat party just keeps going up. He's everything they want to be, and more. If he survives the election with Collins, expect the left to push a new Presidential candidate.
Put a real Nazi in the White House! Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (jehhT) 167
Platner joining the military was for his own selfish reasons. He did a Jean Francois Cary.
He just hasn't invoked Jenghis Khan yet. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (l26NL) Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (OkYzo) Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:19 PM (OkYzo) 171
Mr. Gold Bullion.
Not the first time the CIA missed one of their own agents had gone bad. Aldrige Ames. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD) 172
10 All government grants must be suspended for at least a year.
Maybe permanent. All of it is fraud, all of it. So little of it isn't fraud that it isn't even worth keeping. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2026 05:45 PM (73/SM) It shouldn't even be controversial. We're basically sinning by tempting them with this vast pot of money, where all they have to do to get rich is lie, cheat, and steal. Don't you want to stop sinning? I do! End the grants. Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 07:19 PM (Sy6m/) Posted by: The Professor at June 11, 2026 07:20 PM (AysSe) 174
A hand is 4 inches so that makes 8 inches a two fister?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:20 PM (5P5DO) 175
So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse.
https://tinyurl.com/5e7str4z The pictures of the two clerks reveal precisely what you'd expect them to look like. Posted by: SimoHayha I thought the Preppy Look was an 80s thing Posted by: Miklos is perhaps in error at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (6VErX) 176
He makes me look good....
Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (FtULh) Has anyone used 'Talerectum' yet? If not, i'd like to donate that to the internet. Posted by: Nelly at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (6+ehB) 177
"Surgically removed so it's like a straight pipe?"
Nope, pure willpower and a love of the taste. Or so I've been told. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (iMotb) 178
Hands might be the appropriate unit, given his predilection for withers.
Posted by: Platner's ex-girlfriend at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (AysSe) 179
Said this in a thread earlier in the week but this Lyndsey Fifield broad can take a fucking hike.
Sure, now you're a "conservative activist" and friends with Larry O'Connor and all the rest of the DC Con Inc set but you just couldn't keep your hands off the mongoloid lunatic leftist from Maine with the Totenkopf tattoo huh? Yeah, your judgment sucks and you should be sucking dicks for bus fare somewhere rather than being yet another phony-ass grifter and hanger-on to this movement. Get fucked. Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (oqH4h) 180
Sure, Platner was a National Socialist. That makes him a socialist. Yay! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (rqNGS) 181
I better get ready for bed soon
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0) 182
Just got back from dinner, so willowed in a big way:
GCH Soyara's High Noon September 23, 2015 - June 11, 2026 Sleep well, big Dan. And wait for us. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rqNGS) My condolences to you and Her Majesty. Dan and all the others will be waiting for us on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (/HDaX) 183
In my lifetime the worst candidates I've ever seen: (In no certain order)
1. Katie Hobbs 2. Fetterman 3. Bob "Bob Dole" Dole 4. Brandon Skankpants Platner: "Move over guys!!!" Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL) I wouldn't put Fetterman on this list given how he's turned out. But, kudos for the inclusion of Bob Dole. Along with both Bushes, Romney and McCain. What a flaming pile of horsedung GOP nominees have been since Reagan. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (+ZHEV) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) 185
Remember, Sam Harris' threshold was: Hunter + a basement of baby corpses > Trump. All they show with "It doesn't matter, he's still better than Trump" is that they have a long way until they show they have the--at least--theoretical tolerance of Harris. And a portion of the looniness. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e) 186
A hand is 4 inches so that makes 8 inches a two fister?
Posted by: Ben Had *does Real Life Research with two (2) cold PBRs* Posted by: Multidrinktasking Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (6VErX) 187
It's not really a small dick, it's a tattoo of a small, Nazi dick.
It's more of a bas relief, really. Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (Riz8t) 188
Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party! Posted by: The Producers at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (BXKqN) 189
I hate Nazi bug fuckers.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (Q/FnY) 190
I bet Graham Platner has never done it in a high end NYC department store ladies department dressing room sometime in the 1990's.
That's hot. AND SEXXY! Call me. You can shuck my oyster, if you know what I'm referring to, and it's not my cat, named Vagina. ***Telephone Hand*** Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (47/pr) 191
After adjusting for inflation and conversion to the metric system, 14cm?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM And ribbed! Posted by: Platner's Tattoo at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (AysSe) 192
175 A hand is 4 inches so that makes 8 inches a two fister?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:20 PM (5P5DO) I only have two hands and am just unable to respond. Can someone give me a helping hand? Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (jkyX4) 193
After adjusting for inflation and conversion to the metric system, 14cm?
Posted by: Anna Puma The feared 14 CM ack-ack Posted by: BocheTalk with Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (6VErX) 194
So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse.
https://tinyurl.com/5e7str4z The pictures of the two clerks reveal precisely what you'd expect them to look like. Posted by: SimoHayha Similar to former Wisconsin Judge (and now Federal convicr) Hannah Dugan, except they're younger and slightly better looking (and not yet convicted) Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2026 07:25 PM (ycI94) 195
I think Platner is like most products of today's leftist school system and when he saw the 8 mm on the ruler he thought it meant inches.
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:25 PM (/ZkOF) 196
RI Red, Biggus Dickus is on the way!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:26 PM (5P5DO) 197
Platner keeps Inch High Private Eye on retainer so when somebody mentions his small dick, he (and the media) can just say it's obviously a reference to his PI. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:26 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:27 PM (l26NL) 199
My condolences to you and Her Majesty. Dan and all the others will be waiting for us on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (/HDaX) ____________ Thank you. Her Majesty thought Dan looked like he was breathing fast and shallow. She took him to the vet and an X-ray showed cancer. Once you detect it, it's already too late. To wait is just temporizing. He was suffering right now. So she gave him the Last Gift of Love. Dan was a big, handsome boy who, unfortunately, did not like to show. He was so dumb but so sweet. We will miss him. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 07:27 PM (rqNGS) 200
I better get ready for bed soon
Posted by: Skip Silly Skip School is out for summer School's out forever Posted by: Miklos attended school at various times at June 11, 2026 07:28 PM (6VErX) 201
Good evening, horde.
Just got here, catching up on prime immature humor and cruelty. Ace, you're the best! And so are the rest of you Morons. Laughing so hard... Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2026 07:28 PM (zYpTz) 202
Potential Employer: Indugle me for a moment. What are some of your weaknesses.
Hopeful Applicant: Well, I abuse women. Sometimes I masturbate in Porto Potties, I have a Nazi Tattoo. I'm an admitted communist. I incessantly cheat on women. I lie about employment. I laugh at fellow soldiers getting killed. I mock rural white Americans and law enforcement whenever I can. Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:28 PM (dIske) 203
I would just assume that all social media figures on the right are disingenuous charlatans.
Since that covers 99% of them. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (+ZHEV) 204
BH, you are so naughty…
And I’m off to refill my glass of Spring ‘26 Baux Vino Blanco. Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (jkyX4) 205
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
Posted by: Graham Platner's campaign manager at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (XE5AP) 206
- Now another large tornado on the ground heading for Reddick Illinois. Could head towards Kankakee.
Posted by: TeeJ at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (XZCs7) Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (5P5DO) 208
Mike Castle in Delaware 2010 was awful. Lost his primary to the witch because he couldn't help himself from expressing his disdain for Republican-voting plebs.
The witch obviously wasn't a winner either but she'd never had got that far if Castle hadn't been an uberdouche. Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD) 210
I'm away from the computer for a few hours and I come back to dick jokes.
It's like I never left. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (amcLV) 211
>> RI Red, Biggus Dickus is on the way!
And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks, won't be far behind. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e) 213
RI Red, Cheers, darlin.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (5P5DO) 214
Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesman:
“The Americans are trying to create the impression that the Islamic Republic has agreed to a deal under pressure, whereas we will by no means back down from our red lines in any way.” __________________________ Well suuuuure … that sounds like Trump was doin' 'The Art of the Deal' in real life with the MuzzieFuckers, don't it? His 'deal' just went 'POOF!'. Query: WHEN will he (a) admit he got played by Playahs! and, (b) Resume bombing the shit out of 'em? I really don't want to see this develop into another 'boots on the ground' fiasco (say 'Bagram'), but unless and until he decides to put these mofos back into the 7th Century, this shit's gonna keep on keepin' on. Posted by: Dr_No at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (ayRl+) 215
And you, too, BH!
Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:32 PM (jkyX4) 216
"Has "Small Dick"
Oh man, they always throw in that last one. Or so I've heard. From others." So..basically the dude can fuck a cheerio without breaking it. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 11, 2026 07:33 PM (snZF9) 217
98% of Dems will shrug. This shit works on Republicans like what’s his name in Alabama who wrote something in a yearbook and was cast aside by all polite Republicans.and lost.
Dems don’t play those games. They play to win. By any means necessary. Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 07:33 PM (cZDTf) 218
would just assume that all social media figures on the right are disingenuous charlatans.
Since that covers 99% of them. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (+ZHEV) Same goes for manosphere chucklenuts, trad wife influencers. If you have to have a title, youre not really. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s) 219
Why it is almost like Graham could rape an intruder and the guy wouldn't even know that he'd been violated.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (0nHVk) 220
Ah, damn Bers, wine out the nose hurts.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (5P5DO) 221
anyway Castle apparently croaked last August but nobody cared.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE) 222
>> So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse."
The smug, woke, wolfish grin. Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (SkdCP) 223
On X, I saw the Chinese communist mayor of Toronto expressing phony baloney sympathy for a cop killed by invaders said, "Our farts are with them". Seem right.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL) 224
It's nice to know there is a political party that accepts people where they are. Rapist, pedophile, murdering racist? Vote for Dems and get your free pass here!
Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (Ajx/b) 225
Graham Platner - Dickus Minimus?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD) 226
Ah, damn Bers, wine out the nose hurts.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (5P5DO) Well, I could have said he needs tweezers to jerk off, but I like the cheerio one. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 11, 2026 07:36 PM (snZF9) 227
Last time Platner went looking for his dick, he required a magnifying glass.
Then the sun came out. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:37 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:37 PM (0nHVk) 229
I'm voting for a Nazi cause Nazis are good enough for me.
They'll take me and sway me all the way That's why we Nazis always say Arbeit macht frei, Arbeit macht frei Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 07:37 PM (FJMtP) 230
217 98% of Dems will shrug. This shit works on Republicans like what’s his name in Alabama who wrote something in a yearbook and was cast aside by all polite Republicans.and lost.
Dems don’t play those games. They play to win. By any means necessary. Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 07:33 PM (cZDTf) Rated 100%. Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:38 PM (LHPAg) 231
DDS, Cheers to you,sweet lady
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:39 PM (5P5DO) 232
Platner can piss on his nuts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 11, 2026 07:39 PM (snZF9) 233
You know who handles a lot of stiff cocks?
The clean up crew at the cock fights. Posted by: Ben Had You don't know the half of it -The University of South Carolina Fighting Gamecocks Posted by: Miklos notes that it's just Cocks in colloquial parlance at June 11, 2026 07:39 PM (6VErX) 234
Said He Got a Nazi Tattoo to Remind Him That the US Was "the Bad Guy" In Foreign Policy, and Also, Has "Small Dick"
== Don't they all.... Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 07:40 PM (GD0B3) 235
Now another large tornado on the ground heading for Reddick Illinois. Could head towards Kankakee.
Posted by: TeeJ at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (XZCs7) Was surprised after moving into the Nashville media area how every thunderstorm was treated as a potentially catastrophic event that would preempt all network programming. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:40 PM (+ZHEV) 236
Miklos, big hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:41 PM (5P5DO) 237
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
As long as you are here, please get the Jell-o shots for the ONT started Posted by: Officially off duty Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:42 PM (6VErX) 238
Was surprised after moving into the Nashville media area how every thunderstorm was treated as a potentially catastrophic event that would preempt all network programming.
Posted by: LTG --- Only in Nashville? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (FJMtP) Posted by: Miklos just saw a Palmetto Bug at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (6VErX) 240
One thing this reveals...the left does not care about a thunk they claim to. They are supporting a nazi openly.
They do care about who will get them more money from the taxpayers so watch platner lean into that now Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (Wn+G8) 241
When this storm went through Kansas, one town clocked 113mph winds. There is a real tornado on the ground in IL and it's not done yet.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (7T8ei) 242
My brother almost played college golf for the Gamecocks, he opted for Rollins instead.
A neighbor on the street once gave me a check as a donation for the post prom party for the kids in town and I happened to mention to another neighbor that her maiden name was Cox, he said that it was originally Cock, but she had been married a couple of times since then. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:44 PM (0nHVk) 243
No ex girlfriend ever said or posts:
His penis was way too wide His fingers and tongue were just to finessed I got tired of all the orgasms I like how they keep my secrets Posted by: epador at June 11, 2026 07:44 PM (TRnzq) 244
LMAO...Ok, apparently the logarithm at YouTube decided I wanted to see a scene from "The Mandalorian and Grogu."
I watched it, and now I have a question. In the scene, the mandalorian has his helmet removed. Dumb looking Pedro Pascal's mug is now in the scene....AND...HE HAS A FREAKIN MOUSTACHE!!!! My understanding is that he never takes his helmet off voluntarily...ever. So, why would he have a moustache? What's the point? Who's going to see it? Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (dIske) 245
Miklos, WTH is in Columbia's, specifically the Statehouse, water supply? LSD?
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (LHPAg) 246
I'm just here for the small dick jokes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s) 247
CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0) 248
couple of times since then.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Please retell at Late Nite Happy Hour Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (6VErX) 249
Ah yes judge Moore in Alabama. The woman accusing him admitted to writing the lines in her yearbook she claimed he wrote. Also coincidentally she list a case in his court a few years before making claims against him
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (Wn+G8) 250
In the scene, the mandalorian has his helmet removed. Dumb looking Pedro Pascal's mug is now in the scene....AND...HE HAS A FREAKIN MOUSTACHE!!!!
My understanding is that he never takes his helmet off voluntarily...ever. So, why would he have a moustache? What's the point? Who's going to see it? Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (dIske) --- His boyfriend likes it so he has a clause in his contract protecting it no matter what his role. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s) 251
Will do Miklos, hope to see you later.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:47 PM (0nHVk) 252
Miklos, WTH is in Columbia's, specifically the Statehouse, water supply? LSD?
Posted by: Eromero Columbia now has for the first time ever, a Republican mayor So maybe I swim in Lake Murray, that might explain about me too Posted by: Miklos sees pretty colors...red...white...blue... at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (6VErX) 253
Proving that women will bang anyone. Just like men.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 11, 2026 07:49 PM (QaH55) 254
I swim in Lake Murray, that might explain about me too
Posted by: Miklos sees pretty colors...red...white...blue... at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (6VErX) 4 foot catfish above the dam, 3 foot hybrids below the dam. Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:52 PM (LHPAg) 255
Of course. Small dick. That explains it all.
If I had one idea want to rough up women and jerk off in ports potties. Now I get it. Finally explained. Boot camp guys in the Army probably hounded him. Now I understand this idiot Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (wJPCo) 256
The Lefty women still think the friend of Epstein. perv Bill Clinton is the greatest. They are psychopaths.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 08:03 PM (GseMx) 257
Women can't tell the difference between a male asshole and a confident man so they end up with assholes more frequently since they out number the true confident man.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (GseMx) 258
When will tRump do what I want him to do, when I want him to do it, how I want him to do it it?????
dammitt tRump! do "it" my way!!!!!! RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Posted by: Will Robinson at June 11, 2026 08:15 PM (zBgIx) 259
Whole lot of cruelty in this post. My favorite is Private Shamenoodle.
Posted by: tsj017 at June 11, 2026 08:35 PM (xakWh) 260
Captain Bugfucker?
I'm listening. 👂🏼 -------- Btw, you know the Captain is fighting gayness, and he'll lose that battle someday. Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 11, 2026 08:38 PM (NFX2v) HHS Investigating Terror PR Organization CAIR Over Possible Misuse of Federal FundsWhat?!?! You want to know if this is a misuse of federal taxpayer money? Well I'm glad you came to me. It is. Obviously.So, once again, we have a "cleanskin" NGO taking government money and then immediately sub-granting it to a highly controversial organization that no government agency, even one controlled by Democrats, would ever fund directly, because they know the public outcry would be enormous. So they continue allowing these NGOs to quietly, softly funnel money into what are completely inappropriate and often illegal (the Wuhan Covid Lab) purposes. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Is this a good time to make a reference to the hairband Warrant?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 11, 2026 05:41 PM (f9uke) 2
shocker
Posted by: DitkaCA at June 11, 2026 05:42 PM (utChY) 3
I blame GW Bush for opening up this pipeline of 6th century savages.
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS) 4
You've got red on you... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2026 05:43 PM (y9nCu) 5
So, once again, we have a "cleanskin" NGO taking government money...
Stop right there! Your Honor, the prosecution makes our entire case for us! Move to dismiss... Posted by: The Deep Defense at June 11, 2026 05:43 PM (AhCY4) 6
Every time CAIR is investigated, a Robert Spencer gets his wings.
I hope they nail that nest of vipers this time. Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 05:44 PM (bwOhD) 7
I nooded.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 11, 2026 05:44 PM (f9uke) 8
linky
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 05:44 PM (bHWR0) 9
No surprise to me
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0) 10
All government grants must be suspended for at least a year.
Maybe permanent. All of it is fraud, all of it. So little of it isn't fraud that it isn't even worth keeping. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2026 05:45 PM (73/SM) 11
The list of clean NGOs is a blank page.
Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 05:45 PM (cZDTf) Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2026 05:45 PM (4KUe5) 13
"sub-granting" sounds a lot like "laundering."
Posted by: 29Victor at June 11, 2026 05:46 PM (0MjtC) Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 05:46 PM (bwOhD) 15
That's a whole lot of a single HTML link.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2026 05:46 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: 29Victor at June 11, 2026 05:46 PM (0MjtC) 17
Paging CBD, CBD needed for HTML clean-up on Aisle 1...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2026 05:47 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 05:48 PM (Fi81e) 19
Chip Roy is one of the good Reps and unfortunately he did not seek reelection to run for TX AG.
Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 05:48 PM (cZDTf) 20
One link to rule them all
One link to find them One link to bring them all and in the Blog to bind them. Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (bwOhD) 21
If you have a working life of 40 years, when you reach the end, the government has stolen all of your earnings. You get grocery money. And they use that stolen money to persecute you for being a working taxpayer.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (LHPAg) 22
My God... it's full of link.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rqNGS) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd) 25
Theft for Muslims seems to be a run of the mill operation if against others
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0) 26
At least a third of government spending, at all levels, feeds the Left. Their voters and organizations. They wouldn't be a viable political entity without it.
Funny how the GOP never seems to notice, or do anything about it. Wonder why? Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 05:50 PM (+ZHEV) 27
Speak softly and post a big link
Posted by: 496 at June 11, 2026 05:50 PM (JfNq6) Posted by: man at June 11, 2026 05:50 PM (XuXeR) 29
Siskel and Ebert were both assholes.
And if you hurt puppies, you should get the bullet. Period. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd) --- The two-headed monster in the movie Willow, Lucas named an "Ebersisk". Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e) 30
Condolences, Hadrian.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 11, 2026 05:51 PM (0aYVJ) 31
I give up. Why don't we just have a checkbox on our 1040 that says "Donate $3 to al-Qaeda"? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2026 05:51 PM (n7rxJ) 32
Ace? You got a link?
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Fi81e) 33
Forget Democrat and Republican. I'm forming the Give Me My Damn Money Back party.
Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 11, 2026 05:52 PM (3ZUWJ) 34
Fuck those AQ guys. We’re first in line for that money.
- Hamas Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 05:52 PM (cZDTf) 35
Are we still funding 'Climate Change' bullshit?
Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (+G+lR) 36
*biden's HHS was implicated in the human trafficking of over 300K minors into slavery/sex here in the US.
I'd take HHS reports of what they're doing with a grain, or a million of salt. DHS has been on the case. Over 100K minors found out of 300K+ abducted by our government and their NGO's. News today from DHS. It's sickening. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (jehhT) 37
I promise to do no terrorism for $27 million. Send it to me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW) Posted by: Stansfield at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (/HDaX) 39
If everything is a link, is anything a link?
Posted by: banana Dream - Deep thoughts by, at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (3uBP9) 40
Money Laundering... with tax dollars..
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj) 41
Fuck those AQ guys. We’re first in line for that money.
- Hamas Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 05:52 PM (cZDTf) They get a huge box from the US with funds. Open it up and they go...hey, these are Shekels! Not Dollars! and the box explodes. Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2026 05:54 PM (uhVAy) 42
Sad news, Hadrian. My condolences.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 05:54 PM (qx7Zg) 43
Did we find the... missing Link?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 05:54 PM (bwOhD) 45
26 At least a third of government spending, at all levels, feeds the Left. Their voters and organizations. They wouldn't be a viable political entity without it.
___ Yet they claim that Red States are a net drain on Fed $$$. Posted by: Piece of Shit > Democrat at June 11, 2026 05:55 PM (qUkBO) 46
We continue to fund our own demise.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 05:55 PM (n5tGW) 47
I promise to do no terrorism for $27 million. Send it to me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW) Sorry, we want the terrorism so we will bump it to 30 million .......................SPLC Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 11, 2026 05:56 PM (3ZUWJ) 49
I was seeing red for a moment.
CAIR is STILL around? Damn. I need to come up with some grifting organization as a white guy. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b) 50
*biden's HHS was implicated in the human trafficking of over 300K minors into slavery/sex here in the US.
I'd take HHS reports of what they're doing with a grain, or a million of salt. DHS has been on the case. Over 100K minors found out of 300K+ abducted by our government and their NGO's. News today from DHS. It's sickening. Not to mention the serial rape of millions of "migrant" girls and women deliberately brought over the southern border during the Biden years. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (jehhT) Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 05:57 PM (+ZHEV) 51
At least a third of government spending, at all levels, feeds the Left. Their voters and organizations. They wouldn't be a viable political entity without it.
--- And I remember progs being so self-righteous online about how conservative 501c orgs were a disgraceful attempt at getting the government to "subsidize" conservative causes. (Dems have a fundamental problem understanding money and direction of money, it seems). Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e) 52
President and CEO of Wet Nose Kittie Puppy Rescue Hoping Nobody Looks Close At All That I Call Latest Objectionable Pejorative.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 11, 2026 05:58 PM (YlWIZ) 53
29Victor: "sub-granting" sounds a lot like "laundering."
This. There is no reason to have multi-level granting. Each NGO, such as they exist, can apply for its own money. Every dollar needs to be traceable. It's clear that the sub-granting is a well-worn technique to purposely abuse the granting system. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 05:58 PM (oji8u) 54
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rqNGS)
I'm so sorry. I know he had an incredibly happy life and was loved. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b) 55
I would make NGOs illegal. Not joking. It can’t be legal to launder taxpayer money to private (strawman) hands and then immediately distribute that money to shady criminals cocksuckers the money could never flow to directly. Fuck all these cocksuckers to death through the anus with James Talafreako’s monkeypox dick.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 11, 2026 05:58 PM (gBBEN) Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 05:59 PM (bwOhD) 57
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rqNGS)
I know how hard this is.. We have a 12 year old dog who is slowing down..... Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 05:59 PM (FtULh) 58
Time to open up an Abu Ghraib facility here in the states. These religion of peace practitioners can spend some time there and enjoy its amenities.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 11, 2026 06:00 PM (f9uke) 59
Is it really a "Non Governmental Organization" if it can't exist without government tax dollar subsidies?
Seems like a good litmus test. Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 06:00 PM (MNCvZ) 60
40 cents of every dollar for decades has been borrowed in your name to fund this stuff.
And when you asked for something you wanted, you were told there was no more money. And when you asked for taxes to be reduced, you were told they needed all that money or grandma would starve. Dump truck loads of money for what they want--nothing for you. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2026 06:01 PM (73/SM) 61
I have an 18 year old dog, mostly blind, half deaf, but still gives me joy every day. It will be a sad sad day when he is not around. Condolences.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW) 62
Make the arrest or it’s going to continue.
Posted by: High tech at June 11, 2026 06:01 PM (37cEZ) 63
49 I was seeing red for a moment.
CAIR is STILL around? Damn. I need to come up with some grifting organization as a white guy. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b) ——- There are quite a few grifting, self-gassing Jews with CAIR. I knew a few. One was pretty high up there too, like a director. Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 11, 2026 06:01 PM (gBBEN) 64
I know how hard this is.. We have a 12 year old dog who is slowing down.....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 05:59 PM (FtULh) --- Yeah, we put our puppy of 10 years to rest in May. Lungs filling up with tumor nobody suspected. He was struggling to breathe. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e) 65
I promise to do no terrorism for $27 million. Send it to me"
I'll not do it for only $26.5. I'm a giver that way... Posted by: man at June 11, 2026 06:02 PM (XuXeR) 66
Sleep well, big Dan. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rqNGS) ----- My deepest condolences on your loss. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2026 06:02 PM (gnNyN) 67
I know how hard this is.. We have a 12 year old dog who is slowing down.....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 05:59 PM (FtULh) Yeah, I think the hardest thing is when you first to begin to notice them slowing down and showing signs of age. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:02 PM (+ZHEV) 68
All government grants must be suspended for at least a year.
Maybe permanent. Absolutely permanent. If we have debt, we cannot be giving away money on bullshit. If we have no debt, we shouldn't be giving away money on bullshit but then how would politicians buy their whores. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 06:02 PM (ExV1e) 69
Make the arrest or it’s going to continue.
Posted by: High tech at June 11, 2026 06:01 PM (37cEZ) --- The people with the power to arrest are part of the problem. The government is a client of the Democratic party. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e) 70
Trouble Ticket, Banana Dream, life work etc...
------ Issue: People making decisions without me. What I expect: They make good decisions and I don't have to do anything more. Current behavior: They make bad decisions and I have to do a fck-ton more. Fix: Make good decisions without me. Mitigation: Fine, just let me have it and I'll do it. ... heck of a week. (really just work) Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2026 06:02 PM (3uBP9) 71
Sorry for your loss, Hadrian.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2026 06:03 PM (dK+Kv) 72
The Shih is getting up there too... almost 14.
Posted by: man at June 11, 2026 06:03 PM (XuXeR) 73
How many links?
LINK EVERYTHING!!! Posted by: Stansfield at June 11, 2026 05:53 PM (/HDaX) I'm not sure why I LOL'd at this, but there it is. Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 11, 2026 06:04 PM (+G+lR) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s) 75
UK Defense (excuse me, "Defence") Minister quits. Claims Queer Starmer isn't spending nearly enough to keep the country safe.
Given that the nation that once ruled the waves now can't even get a single submarine out of port, I think he might just be onto something there. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 06:04 PM (IG3/x) 76
Many dogs are far better than many people. Far better character, and much more empathy.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) 78
Lutheran Services waves...
Posted by: man at June 11, 2026 05:50 PM (XuXeR) If memory serves, 'Lutheran' Services is/was run by a muslim woman. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e) 79
77 Kier says Muslims have done great service to Britain
Um, name something they have done peaceful Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) Yeah?? Did he name something? Anything?? Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8) 80
So they continue allowing these NGOs to quietly, softly funnel money into what are completely inappropriate and often illegal (the Wuhan Covid Lab) purposes.
-------------- Simple solution really, stop funding all NGOs, every single one. Let them be funded by donations and see how they go. Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2026 06:06 PM (xpP6J) 81
Apparently, this is a California chapter of CAIR, and there are some very detailed reports by advocacy groups that have documented that they don't show any of these grants on their filed tax form. They, also, understate their lobbying costs (Actual $3 Million)....by about $2.5 Million.
But, I'd question the purpose of hiding these numbers. Anyone want to guess who was paying the pro-Hamas protesters? Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 06:06 PM (dIske) 82
>>> Kier says Muslims have done great service to Britain
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) IT'S A HALAL COOKBOOK!!! Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2026 06:07 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 06:08 PM (IG3/x) 84
Simple solution really, stop funding all NGOs, every single one. Let them be funded by donations and see how they go.
Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2026 06:06 PM (xpP6J) ----- Really defeats the purpose of the N in NGO if the G is bankrolling them. Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2026 06:09 PM (oqH4h) 85
Keir is right. The Saudis have kept the UK solvent . Lot of muzzie money in Ol Blighty
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:09 PM (5P5DO) 86
Suspend all NGO funding and transfer it to Social Security Fund.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 06:09 PM (GseMx) 87
Apparently, this is a California chapter of CAIR, and there are some very detailed reports by advocacy groups that have documented that they don't show any of these grants on their filed tax form. They, also, understate their lobbying costs (Actual $3 Million)....by about $2.5 Million.
But, I'd question the purpose of hiding these numbers. Anyone want to guess who was paying the pro-Hamas protesters? Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 06:06 PM (dIske) "Possible misuse." Actual misuse, now they just need evidence. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2026 06:09 PM (dK+Kv) 88
I blame GW Bush for opening up this pipeline of 6th century savages.
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS) --------------- I still can't understand how any Muslims were allowed into the country post 9/11. Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2026 06:10 PM (xpP6J) 89
Many dogs are far better than many people. Far better character, and much more empathy.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Gqar Dogs are that pretty much by default. People vary in large part by culture. Ours isn't so good now. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:10 PM (+ZHEV) 90
77 Kier says Muslims have done great service to Britain
Um, name something they have done peaceful Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) Wait until the muslims go all Khmer Rouge on him. That's what. Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:10 PM (LHPAg) 91
They live like meteors, fast, bright and then they are gone to soon. My sincere condolences Hadrian the Seventh
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 11, 2026 06:11 PM (Q/FnY) 92
Rodrigo Borgia: "Given that the nation that once ruled the waves now can't even get a single submarine out of port, I think he might just be onto something there."
Yeah, I don't think the Brits could defend themselves against a handful of fresh fruit. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:11 PM (oji8u) 93
Hadrian, So so sorry and now Big Dan has wings. And he's still watching over you.
Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 11, 2026 06:12 PM (+G+lR) 94
55 I would make NGOs illegal. Not joking. It can’t be legal to launder taxpayer money to private (strawman) hands and then immediately distribute that money to shady criminals cocksuckers the money could never flow to directly. Fuck all these cocksuckers to death through the anus with James Talafreako’s monkeypox dick.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 11, 2026 05:58 PM (gBBEN) For some reason my brain scrambled that into 'poxy monkey d*ck' and it was even funnier. Well said. Posted by: Nelly at June 11, 2026 06:13 PM (6+ehB) 95
I still can't understand how any Muslims were allowed into the country post 9/11.
Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2026 06:10 PM (xpP6J) I still can't understand how that Kenyo-Indonesian got in the Whitehouse after 9/11. Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:13 PM (LHPAg) 96
Salty's internet is down again. He askedthat I pass this along. I think he is starting to crack.
"Please let the Horde that my internet is down again. And that I took my father's hunting knife with me. Clad in a cheetah loincloth, I am traveling the middle terrace of the Virginia Cedars. My prey is the deer that overrun this area. *Beat chest with fists as I yell Agh Uhhh Ahhh." Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2026 06:13 PM (7T8ei) 97
Really defeats the purpose of the N in NGO if the G is bankrolling them.
Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2026 06:09 PM (oqH4h) --- But on the downside it becomes more honest and transparent without the N. But the thing was Fannie and Freddie Mac were both "NGO"s, because they were not officially government organizations. And even back then you would put something into an NGO that you didn't want steered by partisan shifts. So having the burden fall to the government after going into receivership also really stretched the N. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e) 98
I'm so sorry Hadrian.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:14 PM (vE0+H) 99
You want to know if this is a misuse of federal taxpayer money? Well I'm glad you came to me. It is. Obviously.
They could have come to me. Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 11, 2026 06:15 PM (AysSe) 100
I still can't understand how that Kenyo-Indonesian got in the Whitehouse after 9/11.
Posted by: Eromero It should have been MEEEE! Posted by: Hillary! at June 11, 2026 06:15 PM (gKWVE) 101
You want to know if this is a misuse of federal taxpayer money? Well I'm glad you came to me. It is. Obviously.
They could have come to me. Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 11, 2026 06:15 PM (AysSe) --- Only if you put some pants on. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e) 102
Huge tornado on the ground right now, N side of Washburn Illinois. If you are in LaRose or Tolouca you could be in its path.
Huge wedge. Debris ball going up to 21K feet. God please protect the people!! Posted by: TeeJ at June 11, 2026 06:16 PM (XZCs7) 103
Another legacy of W. Bush.
It was him, as I remember, who pushed so hard for government money going to religious organizations for humanitarian work. It sounded like a fine idea at first, but so much of that money has gone to bringing in and establishing hostile immigrants that the entire program needs to be canned. Lutheran and Catholic Refugee Services (and every other denomination I'm missing) have screwed the country with the amounts of Somalis and other problem cultures they have brought in on the taxpayers' dime. Now it seems that CAIR was in on the same act for Afghans. Posted by: SepakingOf at June 11, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt) 104
Hadrian, To Dan for the joy he brought to your life and the love you brought to his.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:16 PM (5P5DO) 105
Ah, the joys of compassionate conservatism
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:17 PM (5P5DO) 106
I still can't understand how any Muslims were allowed into the country post 9/11.
Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2026 06:10 PM (xpP6J) The massive increase of Muslim importation post 9/11 was the most counterintuitive course of action imaginable. It can only be explained by abject stupidity or corruption. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:18 PM (+ZHEV) 107
Kier says Muslims have done great service to Britain
Posted by: Skip ...... They brought a whole new headwear fashion. Posted by: wth at June 11, 2026 06:20 PM (UjdFS) 108
Salty's internet is down again. He askedthat I pass this along. I think he is starting to crack.
"Please let the Horde that my internet is down again. And that I took my father's hunting knife with me. Clad in a cheetah loincloth, I am traveling the middle terrace of the Virginia Cedars. My prey is the deer that overrun this area. *Beat chest with fists as I yell Agh Uhhh Ahhh." Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2026 06:13 PM (7T8ei) He needs to take a large quantity of salt, and trap a Waymo or two to release the bad juju affecting his internet. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 06:21 PM (qx7Zg) 109
Book em 'Danno
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:22 PM (FtULh) 110
As far as Bush goes, I think it's mainly not anticipating that anything that can be used for good and efficiency, can be misused by the left for funneling money to their causes.
They just decided that their ideological causes were just as good as feeding and clothing the poor. Because after the Marxist takeover the poor would get feed and clothed. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:24 PM (Fi81e) 112
Another 17 year old black kid just murdered an elderly white couple in Mississippi. I'm guessing he won't be able to claim self defense.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 06:24 PM (GseMx) Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:25 PM (+ZHEV) 114
Sorry about losing one of your pups, Hadrian.
Haven't heard much about Big Dan as much as Big Dummy, but I'm sure he was a great dog as so many of yours tend to be. Posted by: SepakingOf at June 11, 2026 06:25 PM (6ydKt) 115
112 Another 17 year old black kid just murdered an elderly white couple in Mississippi. I'm guessing he won't be able to claim self defense.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 06:24 PM (GseMx) ey Did they disrespect him ? Evidently that's enough now Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:26 PM (FtULh) 116
113 Hunting deer with a knife does sound kind of old-school.
Wish I'd done it when I could. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:25 PM (+ZHEV) You can still get 'em with your car. Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:26 PM (LHPAg) 117
Another 17 year old black kid just murdered an elderly white couple in Mississippi. I'm guessing he won't be able to claim self defense.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 06:24 PM (GseMx) --- Just when he was starting to turn his life around! It's a shame this happened to him. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e) 118
They just decided that their ideological causes were just as good as feeding and clothing the poor. Because after the Marxist takeover the poor would get feed and clothed.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e) I believe it started with bringing in Somalis and Iraqis under W., but Obama sent it into overdrive and here we are. Posted by: SepakingOf at June 11, 2026 06:27 PM (6ydKt) 119
- Tornado just missed Washburn to the N.
Looks like LaRose may have been hit. Possibly Tolouca right now. Max velocity on utube has great coverage both radar and livestreams from various storm chasers. Posted by: TeeJ at June 11, 2026 06:28 PM (XZCs7) 120
Why do stupid fucking Americans keep doing this? Ali and Fatima have no love for this country.
Greed. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:30 PM (SRceu) 121
Many state government budgets are afloat on a sea of stolen Federal $.
And states are passing laws to criminalize noticing. Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 06:30 PM (t2zKj) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:30 PM (iMotb) 123
69 Salty's internet is down again. He askedthat I pass this along. I think he is starting to crack.
"Please let the Horde that my internet is down again. And that I took my father's hunting knife with me. Clad in a cheetah loincloth, I am traveling the middle terrace of the Virginia Cedars. My prey is the deer that overrun this area. does he think the deer are killing his internet? Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:31 PM (oY6Yp) 124
You never hear of blue states having a rainy day fund.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:32 PM (5P5DO) 125
SepakingOf: "Another legacy of W. Bush."
Also legacy, "Islam is Peace." Post 9/11, Bush 1) says Islam is peace and 2) was dying for some version of open borders disguised as "comprehensive immigration reform". Good job, Dummy. That's some fine thinkin'. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:33 PM (oji8u) 126
Another 17 year old black kid just murdered an elderly white couple in Mississippi. I'm guessing he won't be able to claim self defense.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 06:24 PM (GseMx) We're just expected to except that 2-3 percent of population, that being young black males, continually assault, murder and otherwise terrorize the white majority. Because, to notice, or God forbid, even take any countervailing measures would be unspeakably "racist." Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:33 PM (+ZHEV) 127
BTW I love how the people justifying a 15 year old girl getting fingered by a man during a wrestling match claim they're worried Trump is a pedo.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H) 128
You never hear of blue states having a rainy day fund.
Posted by: Ben Had Chances of a blue state not spending 143% of every last penny in the coffers? Zero. Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (iMotb) 130
Perhaps it would be easier to compile a list of all these organizations and "community groups" who are not fleecing the taxpayers and robbing us blind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (qBdHI) 131
Yeah, I don't think the Brits could defend themselves against a handful of fresh fruit.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:11 PM (oji8u) Certainly not pointed sticks.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 11, 2026 06:36 PM (nbLIj) 132
Kier says Muslims have done great service to Britain
Posted by: Skip ...... They brought a whole new headwear fashion. Posted by: wth And then obviated the need for it. How avant-garde. Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2026 06:36 PM (VHUov) 133
still can't understand how that Kenyo-Indonesian got in the Whitehouse after 9/11.
Posted by: Eromero The Left wanted to stick it to us with a Hussein, and a lot of the country bought the white guilt "racial healing" bs. Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:36 PM (vE0+H) 134
88 I blame GW Bush for opening up this pipeline of 6th century savages.
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS) --------------- I still can't understand how any Muslims were allowed into the country post 9/11. Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2026 06:10 PM (xpP6J) Don't let that small group of extremists sully the reputation of that great "religion of peace" -- Dubya, probably Posted by: Martbell at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (RV7qC) 135
Perhaps it would be easier to compile a list of all these organizations and "community groups" who are not fleecing the taxpayers and robbing us blind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (qBdHI) They all are. I've said that 1/3 of government money funds, either directly or indirectly the Left through their voters and organizations. I might be a little naive. It might be closer to half. Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (+ZHEV) 136
I still can't understand how any Muslims were allowed into the country post 9/11.
Posted by: Decaf Send our boys to die there while bringing the terrorists here. Brilliant Bush, fucking brilliant. Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (cZDTf) 137
Newsom created his own special form of patron-supplicant corporatist-fascist NGO system here in California. Along side that he formed dozens and dozens and dozens of well paid make-work "task forces" with endless sub-committees.
One of dozens ... CA Wildfire and Forest Resilience Task Force @CAwildfireTF California Governor’s Task Force to reduce wildfire risk, improve forest health & combat climate change. Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (SkdCP) 138
Apparently this has to do with using federal dollars -- why are we giving CAIR any money? -- to pay for some kind of sketchy, unaccredited "Afghan Legal Services" fund.
---- *raises hand* I have been saying that CAIR is a Muslim Brotherhood front organization that should be listed as a terror group, proscribed, have its assets seized, and its employees arrested... since I was a fucking teenager. Forget the obscenity of federal funding. The fact that a dumb hillbilly teen could see through this obvious foreign terror group, and it's been allowed to operate on our soil *at all* for all these years tells you all you need to know about our ruling class and their loyalties. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (BI5O2) It's Official: Doctor Who
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