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FBI: We Arrested 4,000 Nasty Criminals In the Last Two Months

Kash Patel said he would reorient the FBI away from the Democrat/Wray model of unending election interference on behalf of the communists towards arresting criminals.

These arrests are proof his word is good.


The FBI said Wednesday that Operation Summer Heat, now in its second year, has resulted in over 4,000 arrests and 1,500 indictments in just the past two months.

"Week after week, FBI teams across the country remain committed to confronting the most egregious threats," the bureau said on X. "All the efforts coming from our agents, intelligence analysts, and support staff directly support our mission to be a trusted partner to the nation.

"We all joined the bureau with the same dedication in mind," it continued. "Operations like Summer Heat demonstrate that commitment every day."

The bureau said its teams arrested three members of the Mexican mafia last week who were convicted of murder in 2023, and a member of the Houston street gang Rich Kings.

...

The update comes after the bureau announced Tuesday that it has arrested over 6,600 people in Washington, D.C., over the past year as part of its Safe and Beautiful initiative.

ICE is being harassed by violent antifa retards who provoke them and attempt to ram them with vehicles. And then, when ICE responds with appropriate deadly force, they weaponize ICE agents' understandable desire to protect their own lives.

ICE is considering arming agents with shock gauntlets to give them a less-lethal response to antifa terrorists.

Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.


ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals

To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon wear gloves that deliver electric shocks to combative individuals.

The agency plans to spend up to $20 million to purchase the "conducive distraction and de-escalation devices," according to the Associated Press, citing a Department of Homeland Security notice.

The devices are manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC of Lexington, Kentucky. The company calls them G.L.O.V.E., which stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter. Some jails and law enforcement agencies are already using the devices.

That's dumb.

The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.

But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.

The media continues showing that they are pro-crime, pro-terrorist traitors.


northcarolibapastor.png

Remember, during covid, people would point out all of the adverse effects that seemed to occur after a fake vaccination, and the "experts" would say "well correlation isn't causation, you have no evidence the shot and the side-effect are related, people do suffer heart attacks, heart inflammation, cancer, and miscarriages naturally, without a vaccine"?

Well, all of that "correlation does not imply causation" stuff goes out the window when the media wants to connect a Republican policy to a health event.

If a Republican's involved, then a stroke was definitely caused by a detention.

No need for scientific proof of this. It just is, Racist.

North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says


Authorities took Gabriel Johnson, 55, to the hospital after he had "stroke-like symptoms," leaving his family fearful for his well-being.

By Daniella Silva

A little more than two weeks after her father was arrested by ICE, Gabri Johnson received the call she had been dreading: Her father, a pastor in North Carolina, was in the hospital in Texas after having a stroke, she said. Since then, ICE has kept their family in the dark about his medical care and her father's condition, Johnson said.

The stroke happened two weeks later? Well, obviously ICE caused it. No 55-year-old men living stressful lives of constant criminality ever suffer stroke, except due to the White Supremacy Sorcery of ICE.

My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (2Ez/1)

2 THE FIRST WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

3 NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (AdHga)

4 55 year old man and the picture they show is him with a high school mortarboard and diploma? Get the f**k out of here. JFC, I hate this timeline. If recall existed, I would have fake memories implanted because living in this dipsh*t sh*thole f**king timeline is sapping my desire to continue into old age. FFS.

Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (6+ehB)

5 My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:

The Trayvon Gambit.


Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (AdHga)

6 How there isn't a 24hr news channel running nothing but The Rest of the Story on all these BS scoops...

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (GDtGs)

7 Shock gloves?

You know some crazy teenager is gonna deliberately shock his nuts with the gloves. Spanking the monkey with a little extra bang.

It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

8 Go Trump

Posted by: doug at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (B1+sW)

9 35 years isn't enough time for the Liberian to be caught. Good grief.

Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (enNUy)

10 ICE Agent casts POWER WORD - STROKE on detainee.

Rolls a 19.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GDtGs)

11 The person who desecrated the WW2 memorial has been arrested

she wisely filmed her crime and posted it on Facebook

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxPkt)

12 Illegal aliens need to go to their home countries. That is all.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)

13 7.

Someone will be charging $20 in town for prostate exams by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GDtGs)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (7Q7Ca)

15 The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin

But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.


Get back to me when they've got a few yards range. Inman would love some perps getting Emperor Palpatined.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (VHUov)

16 In that 35 years how many "Americans" did he shit out?

Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (enNUy)

17 ICE is considering arming agents with shock gauntlets to give them a less-lethal response to antifa terrorists.

---------------

OUT: "ICE ICE Baby."
IN: "Shock The Monkey."

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (DLkhG)

18 no lum'n NOOD bastages......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (7Q7Ca)

19 she looks as you'd expect

https://tinyurl.com/yzceepmt

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)

20 DON'T TASE ME BRO

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

21 Shocking, I tell you! Shocking!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (sFNX2)

22 OT- I think this is hilarious , and I needed a laugh. It's probably funniest if you live anywhere near NY. Bruce Blakeman's campaign did an A1 ad with Kathy Hochul talking about the awful things she's done . I guess AI is good for something

https://tinyurl.com/6bdu9zku

The Hochul campaign complained . LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (wmzkx)

23 4,000 arrests and 1,500 indictments in just the past two months.

Something happened.

Posted by: 13times at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (6iKlf)

24 If these "Blitz Mitts" could produce some lethal amperage, I'd be OK with it.

I'd love to see some smoking heads from these assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (2Cry5)

25 Saw another sob story about a dear Abuela who was arrested.. She's been here illegally 37 years.... And spoke no English....37 years....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (npoJh)

26
ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.



WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (7Q7Ca)

27 she looks as you'd expect

https://tinyurl.com/yzceepmt
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)
______

That's a dude

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

28 What did the shock glove say to the face?

Zlap

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (GDtGs)

29 > 55 year old man and the picture they show is him with a high school mortarboard and diploma?

So ridiculous. I'm 49 and high school feels like multiple lifetimes ago. I keep up with a couple of friends from that time, but they were part of my life after high school. I don't care about reunions. I don't care about their football team.

Other lifetimes since then:
College
My time with two serious girlfriends
Early work career
Mid work career
Marriage
Fatherhood

All of these run together in some ways, but they are all somewhat distinct in their own ways. I changed during those times in significant ways.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)

30 "North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says"

yeah, they buried the lede. He was a "pastor",but that is not his defining characteristic, is it leftist media?

"Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (vbXSk)

31 Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.
=====

Your agonizer, please.
*holds out hand expectantly *

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (JvZF+)

32 I have been told by the left endlessly that ICE wears no badging or any indica that they are officers of the law.

"Why, those masked men could be anyone!!!
I'd run if they were trying to kidnap me too!!"

So, that photo of the "ICE - POLICE" is a lie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (3cUTc)

33 So a shocking development then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (n5tGW)

34 Who is on the hook for Gabriel Johnson's medical bills?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

35 Remember, during covid, people would point out all of the adverse effects that seemed to occur after a fake vaccination, and the "experts" would say "well correlation isn't causation, you have no evidence the shot and the side-effect are related, people do suffer heart attacks, heart inflammation, cancer, and miscarriages naturally, without a vaccine"?


And yet, another star high school footballer, aged 17, died of a heart attack during practice this week.

Happened all the time before the 'vaxx,' didn't it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (7Q7Ca)

36 Sap gloves>>> shock gloves.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (EjUHc)

37 34 Who is on the hook for Gabriel Johnson's medical bills?
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

Wonder who's SS# he's been using ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (npoJh)

38 Nice Liberian family you got there. Have a nice trip.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (n5tGW)

39 25 Saw another sob story about a dear Abuela who was arrested.. She's been here illegally 37 years.... And spoke no English....37 years....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (npoJh)

Yup. She was demanding amnesty for herself and any illegals in the country more than 7 years.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (DQcsn)

40 Good morning! I am still catching up. From the Tech Thread:

53 "We believe that covering grades will help students start strong and curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals."

I'm
really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)


Well, back you your day, college was for above-average students. Even before the "demographic cliff," the universalization of college had brought the average IQ of matriculating freshmen down to the national average IQ. Then, adding Didn't Earn It on top of that forced Ivy League schools to add pre-makeup math to cover the 4th-grade-level material that they would need to understand the makeup math that they would need as a foundation sufficient to pass a basic math class that meets graduation requirements.

Now the long-predicted demographic cliff has finally hit, and even public universities (such as Portland State) are closing entire programs (an implicit no-confidence vote on state finances). So if you thought admission standards had nowhere left to fall, you were wrong.

Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (L3Npt)

41 Did this 55 year old pastor also have a 55in waist line?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

42 Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.

Pfft. I want ICE to have even more lethal options. Railguns. Artillery. Suitcase nukes. A death star.

You know how many people have been killed by ICE so far? Not enough.

Thugs shouldn't get to run the US like Portland.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (u1qVW)

43 15 The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin

But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.
==========
"Don't Glove Me Bro" videos soon to come.

Is it too much to ask that they built in some way to make the gloves cause the perp to piss themselves? Would that be wrong?

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

44 My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:



I'm old enough to remember when the media ran images of Trayvon Martin when he was 12 years old, right next to Zimmerman in his orange jump suit after being arrested.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (7Q7Ca)

45 WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
----
Maybe when they clap their hands, the gloves send out an EMP that shuts down vehicles.

Of course, Newton's First Law is still a thing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (FZ29D)

46 The Louisville police have those "E-gloves" to deal with unruly convicts at the city jail.

Here's what they do... video goes to X:

https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)

47 ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.

WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?
Posted by: Sponge


Maybe they also function as AEDs, so they can try to restart the perps after they shoot them?

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (VHUov)

48 When the Capital Police murdered two women on J6 the left told me it didn't matter that they were normal law abiding women - FAFO and all that.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

49 > WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?

Nothing, but they have their own use case.

A taser typically is a gun-shaped object that you hold in your hand. You can't easily grab with two hands when you're holding it. Some morons even mistake their actual gun for their taser and shoot people they intend to tase.

The glove is useful because you have both hands free to grab a person AND you can tase them on top of that. It's not going to be mistaken for a gun. A subject has to work a lot harder to take it from you and use it against you.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

50
NBC News
@NBCNews

North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says.

--------------

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault.

-------------

"North Carolina Pastor" >>>>> "Maryland Man"

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (DLkhG)

51 36.

Army Navy Store down in Boise has a pair of good sap gloves I got my eye on. Just waiting for the new Fall line of shock batons to come out to make the set.

Dang mountain lions are everywhere. Best to be prepared.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (GDtGs)

Hospitals Defraud the Federal Government, Disguising Costs of "Gender Affirming Care" as Something Else, Claiming It's For Something Else; Hospitals Referred to DOJ for Prosecution

"They should go to prison," JD Vance writes.

This may shock you, but Planned Parenthood may be at the heart of the fraudulent billing.

Which is a nice way to say "theft."


A day after the Trump administration ended federal funding of "sex-rejecting procedures on children," otherwise known as gender affirming care, Vice President J.D. Vance and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. referred hospitals and gender clinics identified in a new HHS billing fraud report for prosecution and investigation.

Vance's letter to Attorney General Todd Blanche asks the Justice Department to investigate whether flagged providers violated the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, False Claims Act and federal fraud and conspiracy laws by "intentionally" miscoding treatment to "secure insurance coverage for gender-transitioning interventions that insurance would not otherwise cover." If so, "they should go to prison."

"More than just pushing these procedures on kids, hospitals and providers may have been defrauding Medicaid and private insurers by using misleading or fraudulent billing codes to get insurance to cover the costs," Vance said in an X thread on the report and criminal referral.

...

The secretary's letter identifies four fishy cohorts: claims for puberty blockers with endocrine disorder diagnosis on the same claim with "no gender diagnosis" and "no precocious puberty" diagnosis, ages 9-17; claims for puberty blockers with precocious puberty diagnosis, 13-17; claims for "primary gender dysphoria" diagnosis with a cross-sex hormone prescription "written the same day" in a state where that's prohibited for minors, 17 and younger; and affiliates to whom prescribers billed at least 95% of their claims in a prescription year and are registered at one of their addresses, all of them Planned Parenthood clinics.

Related: A fraud-mill in NY collected $32 million in sham Medicaid payments and just happened to be donating to NY governess Kathy Hochul while they did so.

Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show.

Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week.

Zhang, 69, personally donated $10,000, as well as another $5,000 through his Bao Kang Adult Day Care, financial disclosures show. Zhang's various businesses have claimed at least $32 million from Medicaid since 2018, on behalf of tens of thousands of patients.

Shang runs Livingwell Day Care, which donated $5,000 to Hochul in 2022, the same year it billed $5.8M to Medicaid. Another $5,000 came from Finest Adult Day Care, which Shang also runs.

"In 2021, [social adult daycare centers] were dying due to COVID. Someone threw them a lifeline and must have said something like, 'Take care of me, I'll take care of you.' They're making more money than ever now," an industry source claimed to The Post.

Federal figures back this up. Business has exploded at Livingwell, which billed $114,000 in 2018, a number that increased to $8.05 million in 2024. Bao Kang went from claiming $1.5M in 2018 to $7.22M by 2024. Monthly revenue for daycares across Flushing overall has nearly doubled compared to pre-pandemic numbers.

Only nine of the city's nearly 400 SADCs made contributions over $5,000 to Hochul's first gubernatorial campaign in 2022. Those same nine businesses accounted for billing Medicaid for an eyepopping $49 million in 2022, The Post's investigation found.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Fraud, fraud, everywhere.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

3 Planned Parenthood...

Would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son?

Trick question. Tee hee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (Ot/FD)

4 Uno?

Posted by: Picasso's at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (JM9I6)

5 Bao Kang sounds a lot like "bilking", don't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (Ot/FD)

6 Gee I hope the "extremists" don't try and replace all these sensible moderates.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (d2MOG)

7 the Dems are getting a cut of all of this. OF COURSE. they set it up!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)

8 Why is everything so expensive?

Fraud
Inflation
Fraud
Illegals
and...Fraud

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (sKqQm)

9 Sometimes you just gotta sit down and hate these people.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (2WIwB)

10 "Finest Adult Day Care"

Lucky Golden Star Clinic.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

11 Willowed from the last thread:

What kind of asshole vandalizes a WWII memorial?

Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)

THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (hmYU4)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (hmYU4)

12 8 Why is everything so expensive?

Fraud
Inflation
Fraud
Illegals
and...Fraud
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (sKqQm)

Pretty much.

Everything is meaningless when half of everyone's paycheck gets taken before they even see it, and then half of *that* gets divvied out to every pervert, sex pest, rugfucker, and vandal in the land in exchange for existing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Ot/FD)

13 Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week.

Are those the Albany Zhangs and the Syracuse Shangs?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)

14 I am so old, I remember when Trump and DOGE failed because Elon Musk left.

FWIW, Edward Coristine had a tweet that went, "for the record, Mr Balls is my Dad, go ahead and call me "Big"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (rbvCR)

15 What the hell's wrong with people these days?

It's a rhetorical Q.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (2Cry5)

16 9 Sometimes you just gotta sit down and hate these people.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (2WIwB)

I'm taking more than two minutes, though, dammit.

I ain't no commie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Ot/FD)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)

18 They should go to prison for the fraud and for giving children hormones that damage them forever. Planned Parenthood should be shut down with prejudice.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (2Xqig)

19 10 "Finest Adult Day Care"

Lucky Golden Star Clinic.
Posted by: gp
=======
They should combine this with massage parlors--Happy Ending Adult Daycare center. Remember folks, it is medicinal.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)

20 A guy got 19 years in prison for stealing a gay flag a few years back

This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

21 If they can't murder your children in the womb, they'll rape them.

If they can't rape them, they will drug them, mutilate them and rape their brains until they kill themselves.


They are the epitome of evil. And Satan loves it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)

22 Hospitals Defraud the Federal Government, Disguising Costs of "Gender Affirming Care" as Something Else, Claiming It's For Something Else; Hospitals Referred to DOJ for Prosecution


paxtonn just settled a huge case of fraud in the trans medical business in houston. The hospital and doctors had to pay a big fine and establish a gender deprogramming center to help the kids they fvcked up.


Sadly no on is going to jail.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (cpFbA)

23 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Looting the Republic

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (ZLzTh)

24 Whatever the latest thing is, communists are always fully committed.

Posted by: PG at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (0fNkB)

25 Willwed:

Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)


Wow, the 620 miles driving range if true is a game changer.

The 250 mph speeds make it a death rocket though pretty much for you and everyone around you.

Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)

26 Burn it down, salt the earth.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (99eI0)

27 I'm a chump, a sucker, a sap, a fool. Shoulda went the fraud way instead of the work way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (n5tGW)

28 20 A guy got 19 years in prison for stealing a gay flag a few years back

This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

They should take her to a French beach and drop her ass with a lovingly restored MG2.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (Ot/FD)

29 Everything the left does is fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2026 12:19 PM (XHO5P)

30 Leftist government officials fund NGOs

NGOs fund leftist government officials

And ultimately its the tax payers that pay for all of it

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

31
I agree with JD.

Jail-time and plenty of it.

I'd also go for the death penalty for the a-hole "doctors" who mutilated and tortured children with "gender affirmation care and Surgery". This is Nazi Death Camp stuff and should be punished as such.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

32
Sadly no on is going to jail.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (cpFbA)



And this is why this shit will continue on, over and over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:20 PM (7Q7Ca)

33 Burn it down, salt the earth.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (99eI0)



I miss AllenG.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:21 PM (7Q7Ca)

34 Everything the left does is fraud.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2026 12:19 PM (XHO5P)



They lie. They cheat. They steal.


But don't call them communists. THAT'S a step TOO FAR......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (7Q7Ca)

35

The U.S. debt is set to hit $40 trillion within weeks. It took 192 years to accumulate the first trillion, while the most recent trillion took just 5 months.

Interest payments alone are projected to hit $1 trillion in fiscal 2026, surpassing both defense and Medicare spending.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

36 Pretty much.

Everything is meaningless when half of everyone's paycheck gets taken before they even see it, and then half of *that* gets divvied out to every pervert, sex pest, rugfucker, and vandal in the land in exchange for existing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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The inflation is occurring because we are borrowing made up money by the Federal Reserve to cover the massive deficits. Interest is now larger than the current Medicaid and Defense budgets at 1.1 trillion. This is how soft defaults begin. Devaluation of the money but the bankrupt governments trying to buy enough support to lurch further into bankruptcy for a time.

So you get subsidies that are not sustainable at the same time your interest payments start to eat up the rest of your ability to spend. So the pressure goes further to turn those printers onto max.

It is going to take leaders in the West to cross the Rubicon which in turn will provoke some horrendous backlash. Whether they are from the left or from the right remains to be seen. But this is not sustainable even now in Japan--they can't save the yen from crashing even with help.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

37 Morn' all.. I see the vandal of the WWII memorial was caught' This "woman" looks sort of manly

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (npoJh)

38 A guy got 19 years in prison for stealing a gay flag a few years back

This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?

--

I keep reading that pig will get a slap on the wrist because she'll likely wind up in front of some leftist DC judge.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

39 Sometimes I think that Alinsky bastard was on to something.

You don't "win" by merely throwing people in jail. You win by destroying morale. By making them ridiculous. By forestalling any significant motivation for anyone to join the preposterous shitbags.

Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)

40 I saw a billboard for a 'social adult daycare' in N.Z.
"Ladies drop your man off at our pub and for 4 pints we'll keep him happy while you shop."

Unfortunately I wasn't dropped off for 'care'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (NnhvP)

41
The U.S. debt is set to hit $40 trillion within weeks. It took 192 years to accumulate the first trillion, while the most recent trillion took just 5 months.

Interest payments alone are projected to hit $1 trillion in fiscal 2026, surpassing both defense and Medicare spending.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

Wait till the Dems take over and start with the "free" shit and open borders/ Amnesty...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (npoJh)

42 36 Concur.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

43 Will Anything Happen?

Posted by: Because I've often heard that... at August 14, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)

44
Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)



I read this comment as "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" blares in my ears..............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (7Q7Ca)

45 I was reading a thread from an MA based group where people were complaining about their electrical bills and I have to laugh as there are a bunch of leftists saying, "Hey it only went up 20% over last year, that's no biggie"

Yes these are the same people that are blaming Trump for "the affordability crisis"

Oh and the MA governor ran on a platform of raising energy prices to stop global warming so...its not like she isn't doing what she campaigned on

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

46 Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

I don't have any envelopes lying around, but I'd be willing to bet based purely off guesswork that 25% of our GDP going directly out of the pockets of the productive and into the pockets of the actively destructive is doing far more heavy lifting to ruin the dollar than regular old monetary inflation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (Ot/FD)

47 Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)

There IS a "solution", but I'm a guest in Ace's house so I will remain silent.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (hmYU4)

48 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (hmYU4)

The follow-up to the picture of the woman ( I can't really tell if that's a woman or a fake transgender ) has a post which says : "Liberals promote their peace, love and equality

With violence, intolerance and rage"

Gosh, is that correct. That person is probably old enough to have a father or other relative who served in WWII . I can even image the mindset of someone who made a choice to do that, unless leftism is her religion and she bizarrely thinks in some way she's getting back at Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (y8wRt)

49 Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It is not pleasant to think about it but thieves of government money steal parts of people's lives and thus in turn, their lives should be forfeit. People are being tax farmed to support fraud and they have far better things to do with their time than to work to support fraudsters.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

50 These vermin need to transition to being inmates.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (6fOlW)

51
There IS a "solution", but I'm a guest in Ace's house so I will remain silent.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:25 PM (hmYU4)



Don't quote Queensrÿche........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

52 Wait till the Dems take over and start with the "free" shit and open borders/ Amnesty...

The argument I've seen on lefties sites is, "Who cares what the debt is, I can't afford door dash anymore!"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

53 Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show.
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The spice must flow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (JvZF+)

54 Transfirst!

Posted by: CTHillary at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (GMWTj)

55 The False Claims Act one is interesting. It allows qui tam actions, which means that a whistleblower could be eligible to receive roughly 15-25% of any amount recovered by the government for fraudulent payments.

That can be a mighty lucrative incentive for somebody to roll on their employer, especially if they think that there is financial trouble ahead.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (KFbdf)

56 Related: How about flushing Queens?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (JvZF+)

57 "Liberals promote their peace, love and equality

With violence, intolerance and rage"



And everyone wonders why they fit hand in hand with islhamic jihadists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (7Q7Ca)

58
Hmmm.

Luigi pleaded guilty.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (iJfKG)

59 guest in Ace's house

Where's the booze?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (d0vYf)

60 I don't have any envelopes lying around, but I'd be willing to bet based purely off guesswork that 25% of our GDP going directly out of the pockets of the productive and into the pockets of the actively destructive is doing far more heavy lifting to ruin the dollar than regular old monetary inflation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yep. A cohesive society that goes bankrupt can recover fairly quickly--you have an awful decade then you can get past it. A society riven with ethnic, religious, and other tribalisms collapse into anarchy then someone is going to become head chieftain but you get blood in the streets.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)

61
Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake at August

I would be scared to drive it. So I will keep my current convertible, it’s cute.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 Hmmm.

Luigi pleaded guilty.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:27 PM (iJfKG)



He struck a deal.

It is unfortunate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (7Q7Ca)

63 21 If they can't murder your children in the womb, they'll rape them.

If they can't rape them, they will drug them, mutilate them and rape their brains until they kill themselves.


They are the epitome of evil. And Satan loves it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)

I think even Satan would be like "whoa, dial it back guys."

Posted by: Lucifer is subtle. These guys ain't. at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (TbWk/)

64 "Related: A fraud-mill in NY collected $32 million in sham Medicaid payments and just happened to be donating to NY governess Kathy Hochul while they did so."


NO! I shan't believe it. I shannot.

Time for some sort of retarded kidnapping plot that the NY police uncover targeting Hochul which involves 20 police and a single retard they dig up?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (Y/06r)

65 He struck a deal.

It is unfortunate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (7Q7Ca)

It's NY.. He was never gonna get the death penalty... Besides he's so dreamy...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (npoJh)

66
Ah, but only to Federal stalking charges.

So, I guess we're in guilty as sin/free as a bird territory in the near future.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

67 I can't wait to see the fraud the Democratic Congress finds after hauling Trump's family and cohorts into endless hearings that tie his entire presidency. Trump will spend his final two years testifying to fraud, and the rest of his life in prison.

Posted by: Sid at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (7s0pg)

68 Remember when preezy Shit Midas said doctors were cutting off diabetic feet for profit?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (xvV+O)

69 Social adult daycare centers?

That is what they are calling universities and colleges now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (6fOlW)

70 Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
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Dignity Canals

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (JvZF+)

71 Don't quote Queensrÿche........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

Who? Yeah, I'm old,

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (hmYU4)

72
It's NY.. He was never gonna get the death penalty... Besides he's so dreamy...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (npoJh)



NY doesn't have the DP anymore, do they?

And yeah....we learned the depths of their psychosis after the Boston bomber........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (7Q7Ca)

73
Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show.
Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week.

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Ha Ha Ha Ha stupid roundeye so easy to fool

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (iTNuP)

74 There's far more money floating around than anybody is actually earning, and there's not a damn thing worth spending any of it on anyway. Shit cars, shit food, shit movies, shitty gossamer fall-apart clothes...

Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Ot/FD)

75 Mangione plead guilty. No death sentence.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

76 45 I was reading a thread from an MA based group where people were complaining about their electrical bills and I have to laugh as there are a bunch of leftists saying, "Hey it only went up 20% over last year, that's no biggie"

Yes these are the same people that are blaming Trump for "the affordability crisis"

Oh and the MA governor ran on a platform of raising energy prices to stop global warming so...its not like she isn't doing what she campaigned on
Posted by: 18-1

Leftists are positional about reality---when it supports their thesis, they can talk about it, when it doesn't, they lie by omission or overtly. They live by lies. They have that in common with another sort of politico-religion as well.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)

77 Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

The Left will drain the Rubicon before they even think for a minute about getting their hair wet over it

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (d2MOG)

78 "then someone is going to become head chieftain"

If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve. Sounds like too much work.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

79 Defrauding the US Government
Fraudulent voting
Fraudulent US residency
Fraudulent media reporting

There's a whole lot of frauding going on!

Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (rj6Yv)

80 If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'!

Posted by: The US Healthfraud System at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (i+Wsn)

81 32 Time is a flat circle, Sponge.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (bX16E)

82 58
Hmmm.

Luigi pleaded guilty.

Posted by: naturalfake
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He figures with a Dem president possibly in 2028, he is a shoo in for a pardon.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (E4rtv)

83 Oh ffs, the HHS release headline calls it "sex rejecting procedures." I step away for two seconds to preserve what's left of my sanity, and they're throwing around that psuedoscientific nonsense.

These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.

Too many cisgender people really think being transgender is a choice. It's not an ideology that my puberty didn't work. What's next? Attacking cancer survivors & denying health care based on whatever-the-hell?

I knew I was a woman since I was 4 years old and I can't even begin to explain all the damage society and my family did to me to push me into being a male. I don't want other trans children to go through the hell I had to go through trying to fit into society's mold.

It's diversion. They fail to address childhood obesity, depression, education and money all failed systems. While everyone worries about trans people. I'm trans and enjoy all the love the hate is fake lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (t19vo)

84 49 Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It is not pleasant to think about it but thieves of government money steal parts of people's lives and thus in turn, their lives should be forfeit. People are being tax farmed to support fraud and they have far better things to do with their time than to work to support fraudsters.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

Prosecutions are virtually meaningless. The dollar amounts involved make this analogous to the drug trade: jail or kill as many as you want, the stakes are worth the stretch, especially to groups that don't view fraud as inherently wrong as a matter of their home culture, so others will replace them. The only solution is radically shrinking the size of federal and state governments. They are fraud magnets.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (u1qVW)

85 Further note on Transitioning by surgery: the WPATH is requesting dismissal of the FTC because they claim the protocol they put out was "just an opinion, Man"

PDF of filing to Dismiss: https://tinyurl.com/2s36wjrd

Dismissal is required for several reasons. First, Plaintiffs fail to allege a single deceptive statement by WPATH, much less a statement to consumers. The “core deceptive statements” the Complaint purports to identify from SOC-8 are non-actionable opinions about subjects on which there is “medical and scientific uncertainty.” United States v. Skrmetti, 605 U.S. 495, 524 (2025).
The Fifth Circuit has held that “merely publishing a medical opinion—even a hotly debated one— in a peer-reviewed journal cannot give rise to a misrepresentation claim.” Torrey v. Infectious Diseases Soc’y of Am., 86 F.4th 701, 704 (5th Cir. 2023). All statements Plaintiffs identify have extensive citations to peer-reviewed scientific studies that Plaintiffs simply ignore. Plaintiffs further ignore that WPATH expresses these scientific opinions not to consumers, but to the professionals best able to evaluate them: doctors.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

86 78 "then someone is going to become head chieftain"

If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve. Sounds like too much work.
Posted by: gp
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The chief is going to need executioners and other enforcers too.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

87
There's a whole lot of frauding going on!

Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2026 12:31 PM (rj6Yv)



*lyrics in Jerry Lee Lewis's trashcan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (7Q7Ca)

88 FTC Suit, rather

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

89 I won't be able to comment on this other than its the Jews and Mrs. Macrons's fault! until the one with cavern sized nostrils weighs in on it!

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (zBgIx)

90 Where's the booze?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

In the Barrel

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

91 > A guy got 19 years in prison for stealing a gay flag a few years back

This woman might get 10 years for vandalizing a WWII memorial? Might?
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The judiciary is squarely on the left's side. It's obvious there's no such thing as a non-biased judge anymore. Justice isn't blind. It's partisan. And many of the judiciary suffer from chronic TDS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (2Cry5)

92 Jail is nice... but not a real solution. What is? I don't know. But it feels like we're on the right trajectory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)
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Dignity Canals
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:30 PM



Where the living will envy the dead ... and eat them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

93 I had BMW 3.0Cs in my younger days, wish I still had it. On a trip up I5 I was doing 120+/- for about a half an hour. The car had so much glass and was so balanced it seemed like 80. Still is sweaty palms the whole time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)

94 Willowed from last thread re: hiring

I had a colleague of mine from way back reach out to me about a job at his company. I said yeah looks interesting I’ll have a conversation. So he submitted me to his company’s Workday. A few days later a recruiter from the company asked me to be a connection on LinkedIn. Then nothing. I checked on workday and my application was changed to no longer under consideration.

So I got back to my guy there and asked what’s up? Turned out the HR woman got me confused with someone else. She wanted to interview me and reject him but did an oopsie and cancelled my application. She eventually did get back in touch.

This is how fucked up hiring is these days. An endless series of workday black holes and incompetent HR people with AI slop thrown in for good measure.

I really feel for people who are not employed and looking for work. It must be exhausting.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:34 PM (7xx4i)

95 I wonder how many "transitioning clinics" have deep enough pockets to defend a medical malpractice claim based on "the MDs should have known better"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

96 Were they rainbow bubbles?

No?

Add five years to sentence, not trying hard enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (6fOlW)

97 1 Fraud, fraud, everywhere.
___

And not a drop for me.

*goes back to work to in order to pay for everything for everybody*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Dv3i1)

98
Oh-LIE-garchy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Fi81e)

99
This is how fucked up hiring is these days. An endless series of workday black holes and incompetent HR people with AI slop thrown in for good measure.

I really feel for people who are not employed and looking for work. It must be exhausting.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:34 PM (7xx4i)



Have a friend that's interviewed for jobs a few times in the last few years. He's had to take tests, interview with multiple people at various levels, including VP's and P's.

......for a job in sales........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (7Q7Ca)

100 Is the horde the only group of people not in on the grift??? Were the one percent!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (sXOHS)

101 Afternoon Ace.
Hochul should be jailed for her home health care company contracts. She favored an out of state company and got nice "donations".
I say my state NY is so corrupt that corruption doesn't mean anything. Hochul is stupid and obvious about her corruption

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xCuiu)

102 83 Oh ffs, the HHS release headline calls it "sex rejecting procedures." I step away for two seconds to preserve what's left of my sanity, and they're throwing around that psuedoscientific nonsense.

These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.
____

Exactly! Wait... what?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (Dv3i1)

103 Social adult daycare centers?

That is what they are calling universities and colleges now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (6fOlW)
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As opposed to medical day care.

Search Program of All Inclusive Care for the Elderly, which is Medicaid/Medicare funded and provides transportation, meals, daily assistance, and health care. A ripe, juicy target for fraud in every state.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (JvZF+)

104 I say my state NY is so corrupt that corruption doesn't mean anything. Hochul is stupid and obvious about her corruption
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xCuiu)



But TRUMP is the one selling the White House to the highest bidder........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (7Q7Ca)

105 This may shock you, but Planned Parenthood may be at the heart of the fraudulent billing.
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It would be telling if the only part of "woman care" they offer is abortion, but they offer "gender-changing" surgery outside of that.

What part of "Planned Parenthood" would that be?--but the sterilization part.

It's pretty obvious that this is a political organization pushing social change on Americans.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (Fi81e)

106 100 — We’re, not Were…. Good grief, autocorrect always screws me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (sXOHS)

107 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

You are thinking in view of traditional western justice. Under the nature of necessity for a new regime, there will be head chopping and lopping simply to reestablish order and the courts will comply as they want to keep their heads as well.

The West is heading for a discontinuity because those in the West that should know better from history are pushing a societal collapse for some reasons--perhaps thinking they will rule over the ruins, perhaps some sort of euthanizing the 90 percent of the rest of society, to bring about the revolution of the proletariat, who knows. But the rules of the new game are going to be harsh and have to be--so the wreckers and looters will get the noose or bullet as the case may be to bolster the new regime. Same reason that the Chicoms did mass public executions of druggies and their drug lords in public stadiums. The outrages encourage the rest to avoid such a fate.

I had a Chinese defense lawyer in one of my classes, he mentioned he met clients the morning of the trial, the presumption was guilt, and his client would be executed by evening. That is what is coming when the finances collapse.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

108
These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.
____



Hey. Doctor! Leave those kids alone!!!

Posted by: Pink Floyd III at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (7Q7Ca)

109
Stand across the street from a Planned Parenthood "clinic" with your head down and hands clasped and it's a hate crime.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (Y8DZL)

110 > Yes these are the same people that are blaming Trump for "the affordability crisis"

I find the "affordability crisis" conversation fascinating. The left wants the discussion to begin and end with Trump. The right seems to be a bit fragmented.

Some try to argue there is no crisis and you just need to get good at cooking at home or cut back on frivolous purchases. Some try to argue it's mostly inflation due to Covid spending and other waste. Some point to more systemic issues like fraud, illegals, massive government burdens, etc.

I tend to agree with the last group that it's all of the above. But I sure do wish we could fix this crap. Food is damn expensive. Housing is damn expensive. Gas in my state is damn expensive.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)

111
Initial reports of the WW2 Memorial vandalism mentioned two women.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:40 PM (azNOR)

112 Good grief, autocorrect always screws me
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:38 PM (sXOHS)




Tis it's job....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:40 PM (7Q7Ca)

113
I want to know about the prosecutions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 12:40 PM (XJ22o)

114 Have a friend that's interviewed for jobs a few times in the last few years. He's had to take tests, interview with multiple people at various levels, including VP's and P's.

......for a job in sales........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:37 PM (7Q7Ca)

I’m beginning to realize I was very fortunate with my recent job search ending successfully because I avoided all the nonsense and had multiple offers… and really like my new job. I’m in tech but not specifically software (more software adjacent) so maybe that’s a nice sweet spot? Who knows…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (sXOHS)

115 Yep, all of the above, bonhomme.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (aJQbY)

116 Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week.

What is the immigration status of these people? Are they here legally? Did the overstay visas? If anything is slightly fishy with their status ship them out ( though I suppose China wouldn't take them back) or jail them for a long time . So many senior citizens could use actual help-not some fraudulent operation.

Oh, yes, I hope Bruce Blakeman running against Kathy Hochul advertises the heck out if this fraud and that the money was donated to her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (xSAlF)

117 I want to know about the prosecutions.

==

+1

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (g47mK)

118 Linus, are they hiring?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (aJQbY)

119 met clients the morning of the trial, the presumption was guilt, and his client would be executed by evening.
Posted by: whig

Jaywalking is a crime and we need those organs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (NnhvP)

120 Oh, yes, I hope Bruce Blakeman running against Kathy Hochul advertises the heck out if this fraud and that the money was donated to her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:41 PM (xSAlF)



That's not who we are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (7Q7Ca)

121 He figures with a Dem president possibly in 2028, he is a shoo in for a pardon.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:32 PM (E4rtv)
====

400 quatloos says he's free as a bird within 5 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (JvZF+)

122
Secular Atheism has turned out so well for America.

You don't need a God to have values!

... decades ...

Massive systemic fraud and lying.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Fi81e)

123 I tend to agree with the last group that it's all of the above. But I sure do wish we could fix this crap. Food is damn expensive. Housing is damn expensive. Gas in my state is damn expensive.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)

My belief is covid ruined many many things (including a lot of brains) and alas we’ll never again get back to 2019 normality. Another reason to hate Fauci, Birx et al

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:43 PM (sXOHS)

124 I don't have any envelopes lying around, but I'd be willing to bet based purely off guesswork that 25% of our GDP going directly out of the pockets of the productive and into the pockets of the actively destructive is doing far more heavy lifting to ruin the dollar than regular old monetary inflation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yep. A cohesive society that goes bankrupt can recover fairly quickly--you have an awful decade then you can get past it. A society riven with ethnic, religious, and other tribalisms collapse into anarchy then someone is going to become head chieftain but you get blood in the streets.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)
==
That is going to be Europe's future. I think there is a better than decent chance we escape that, but there is more work to do.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:43 PM (7/DDO)

125 The Left will drain the Rubicon before they even think for a minute about getting their hair wet over it
Posted by: ...

Not necessarily. A foolish coup generally gets the participants getting the bullet. I think they go authoritarian and that is what provokes the new civil war because dominating the cities is not the same as dominating the rest of the countryside regardless of how many nukes you control or the army or whatever. Revolutions that are city based always have the weakness of cities---food, water, and trade come from the outside, not from inside the city. And our gutted cities are not strongholds in the traditional historical sense but only a bunch of hungry mouths.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

126 Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang
---
There's an ethnic pattern there....

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)

127 Mangione pleads guilty.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (AdHga)

128 what did Luigi plead to tho?

what is this stalking nonsense?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)

129 That is going to be Europe's future. I think there is a better than decent chance we escape that, but there is more work to do.
Posted by: Black JEM

My crystal ball is cloudy but I see Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech resonating beyond the grave for Western Civilization.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)

130 MN "Learing Centers"

NY "Kathy Hochul received $55,000 in campaign contributions from social adult daycare centers (SADCs) in fraud-plagued Flushing, Queens, records show."

Commies and Somalis grifting the American taxpayers from a baby's first breath to the cemetery.

Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

131 Linus, are they hiring?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:42 PM (aJQbY)

Yes! Many companies are in the aerospace industry: Raytheon, Boeing, Northrop-Grumman, Lockheed…. If you have the right qualifications you can find open job requisitions. Smaller companies in the same sector as well; almost all require eligibility for security clearance (even better if you already have one)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 12:46 PM (sXOHS)

132 What's wrong with saving lives?

Are you saying they shouldn't lie, and get rich in the process, for the mere act of mutilating and sterilizing children?

They're just following the WPATH science.*

*not a study, not a science, not even researched--just a suggestion. Use at your own risk. Per their own court admission.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 12:46 PM (3cUTc)

133 Fraud
Inflation
Fraud
Illegals
and...Fraud
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (sKqQm)


You said fraud thrice. -- Hedley Lamarr

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)

134 128 what did Luigi plead to tho?

what is this stalking nonsense?
Posted by: Black Orchid
=======
Crossing state lines to stalk and do violence upon them. Federal law which prevents state courts from letting killer go by jury acquittal or a hung jury. Potential sentence of life without parole but Mangione is unlikely to get that from those federal judges in NYC.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

135 what did Luigi plead to tho?

what is this stalking nonsense?

*************

One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)

136 The only way to "fix" the affordability crisis is to keep inflation low while incomes continue to increase over time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (JvZF+)

137 My favorite is "IF YOU DON'T LET THEM TRANSITION, YOU'RE MURDERING THEM!!!"


Really.....that's what you think is happening here?

You're all greedy, evil f*cktards that should die, soon, and receive judgement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (7Q7Ca)

138 Guy executed yesterday spent 41 years on DR. What the actual fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 12:48 PM (2pORR)

139
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)



So, he IS going to be free in 5 to 7 years, isn't he.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:48 PM (7Q7Ca)

140 now what we hold our breath for NY state to convict him? which won't happen

he's out in 5

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:49 PM (j+aD2)

141 Linus -

Ah, there's the problem. If my clearance wasn't suspended I'd be at work right now. And I can't guarantee I'll get it back in a reasonable timeframe. And most of those contractors seem to have NO 'no clearance' positions....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 12:50 PM (aJQbY)

142 139
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)


So, he IS going to be free in 5 to 7 years, isn't he.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:48

He said in his guilty plea that he shot and killed the CEO. The just said a few times this could really mean a life sentence, so I hope that is the case. Now I guess we see what happens with the state case.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 Happy Friday gang.

Hope y’all are doing well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 12:51 PM (W2Pud)

144 Don't quote Queensrÿche........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Who? Yeah, I'm old,
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


Buncha crazy kids in a band. They had a multi-platinum album and a #1 song.....

36 years ago.

Now I'm old too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (VHUov)

145
He said in his guilty plea that he shot and killed the CEO. The just said a few times this could really mean a life sentence, so I hope that is the case. Now I guess we see what happens with the state case.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:50 PM (ZdaMQ)



As mentioned earlier:

1. New York
2. Karens think he's dreamy

He'll be out in 5 to 7.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (7Q7Ca)

146 136 The only way to "fix" the affordability crisis is to keep inflation low while incomes continue to increase over time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
=======
And the way to do that is to deport the illegals at the low end and end the outsourcing and hiring H1Bs, OPTS, and other low cost labor from abroad.

That would give the US a narrow path to avoid the downfall by reducing inflationary pressures on housing and goods like food in the US. Corporate America though will hate it because it means destroying the idea of massive profit growth via inflation from unsustainable growth in demand.

A return to the boring 50's and 60's economy is not what the financial whiz kids want .

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

147 The Left will drain the Rubicon before they even think for a minute about getting their hair wet over it
Posted by: ...

Not necessarily. A foolish coup generally gets the participants getting the bullet. I think they go authoritarian and that is what provokes the new civil war because dominating the cities is not the same as dominating the rest of the countryside regardless of how many nukes you control or the army or whatever. Revolutions that are city based always have the weakness of cities---food, water, and trade come from the outside, not from inside the city. And our gutted cities are not strongholds in the traditional historical sense but only a bunch of hungry mouths.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)
==
This is the reality of the tech revolution - big cities have become borderline liabilities in an economic sense. This is not unheard of as the British discovered in the American Revolution.

But cities can now also become net negative economic income centers, meaning there are all the other problems with cities as a locus of power getting isolated, but they are not nearly as strong economically as they used to be. The left is weaker than they think.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (7/DDO)

148 Luigi strikes me as the kind of guy who checks out in prison. Same thing with tranny lover. They don't seem like the kind of dudes built for incarceration or adaptable to it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (u1qVW)

149 There just aint enough coffee and nicotine for the news anymore.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (58u96)

150 AffORdabiliTy Krisisz!!

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (g47mK)

151 Luigi strikes me as the kind of guy who checks out in prison. Same thing with tranny lover. They don't seem like the kind of dudes built for incarceration or adaptable to it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 12:53 PM (u1qVW)



What are the chances the leftists get him protection in prison?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (7Q7Ca)

152 ... by "intentionally" miscoding treatment to "secure insurance coverage for gender-transitioning interventions that insurance would not otherwise cover."

--------------

More Consciousness Of Guilt.

Why did the author of that piece put "intentionally" in quotes? Was "alleged" laughably overused ... or simply unavailable? /rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (DLkhG)

153 OT, but Francesca Hong's loss in Wisconsin carries a price. Unbeknownst to me, her Deputy Campaign Manager was Penthouse Pet Of The Year, 2024.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (rDiMt)

154 @120 Sponge, Blakeman is actually doing a good job at highlighting the fraud. A recent poll found him only 10 points down. Don't think he'll win but he's fighting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (xCuiu)

155 Free Burritos!!

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (g47mK)

156 141 - can you get the process going? Is that a possibility?

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

157 There IS a code for that, if you don't get reimbursed for the other thing.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code E30.1
Precocious puberty

-OR-

Here's a nice vague one:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code E30.9
Disorder of puberty, unspecified

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (I0N4X)

158 1. New York
2. Karens think he's dreamy

He'll be out in 5 to 7.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (7Q7Ca)

I can accept that... As long as it's in a body bag

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (npoJh)

159 It's an odd feeling to miss my parents so much but still feel glad they didn't have to live through this.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (58u96)

160 These. Are. Children, you want to come after my old ass fine. Leave the damn kids out of it.

This is an odd argument the left makes...

Specifically "leave children out of it" means "let doctors castrate said children".

Leaving children out of it is banning any tranny crap until they are adults.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

161 153 OT, but Francesca Hong's loss in Wisconsin carries a price. Unbeknownst to me, her Deputy Campaign Manager was Penthouse Pet Of The Year, 2024.

#2 was Hong's boo?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)

162 The only way to "fix" the affordability crisis is to keep inflation low while incomes continue to increase over time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
=======
And the way to do that is to deport the illegals at the low end and end the outsourcing and hiring H1Bs, OPTS, and other low cost labor from abroad.

That would give the US a narrow path to avoid the downfall by reducing inflationary pressures on housing and goods like food in the US. Corporate America though will hate it because it means destroying the idea of massive profit growth via inflation from unsustainable growth in demand.

A return to the boring 50's and 60's economy is not what the financial whiz kids want .

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)
==
The interesting needle to thread is there will be wage inflation as the labor pool shrinks, which will result in more money chasing goods. Recalibrating from where we have been will come with some pretty big bumps.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (7/DDO)

163 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (xCuiu)

Glad to hear that he's fighting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (wmzkx)

164 What kind of asshole vandalizes a WWII memorial?

Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)

THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (hmYU4)
=================
Got her.

Outstanding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (rDiMt)

165 WHAT ABOUT THE PRICE OF EGGS!?!

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)

166 @120 Sponge, Blakeman is actually doing a good job at highlighting the fraud. A recent poll found him only 10 points down. Don't think he'll win but he's fighting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 12:55 PM (xCuiu)



Last one that did anything like that was Pratt.....and they cheated him out of the race.

I admire him actually doing that, but NY won't allow him to get close to a fair, honest vote.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (7Q7Ca)

167 139
One count of interstate stalking resulting in death and one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)


So, he IS going to be free in 5 to 7 years, isn't he.......
Posted by: Sponge

If you are bored, you can look up the Federal Sentencing guidelines for the recommended sentence. For a judge to go above or below that 'average' sentence, they have to formally depart by an opinion from that guideline sentence either upwards or downwards and give specific allowable reasons why they departed. Both the prosecutors and the defense then are allowed to appeal the sentence. The feds will also do a full workup for sentencing with the Probation Service noting all mitigating and aggravating circumstances plus prior criminal history for the judge in a formal sentencing report. Normally, not always, that sentencing report nuggets are used if the judge wants to depart from the recommended sentencing range.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

168 If every meal is from DoorDash that’s not an affordability crisis. That’s a you’re too fucking lazy to go shopping and cook crisis.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (7xx4i)

169
I'll bet the Menedez brothers are pissed about all the fan mail Luigi is getting.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (Y8DZL)

170
If you are bored, you can look up the Federal Sentencing guidelines for the recommended sentence. For a judge to go above or below that 'average' sentence, they have to formally depart by an opinion from that guideline sentence either upwards or downwards and give specific allowable reasons why they departed. Both the prosecutors and the defense then are allowed to appeal the sentence. The feds will also do a full workup for sentencing with the Probation Service noting all mitigating and aggravating circumstances plus prior criminal history for the judge in a formal sentencing report. Normally, not always, that sentencing report nuggets are used if the judge wants to depart from the recommended sentencing range.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)




HA!!!!!

Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (7Q7Ca)

171 OT, but Francesca Hong's loss in Wisconsin carries a price. Unbeknownst to me, her Deputy Campaign Manager was Penthouse Pet Of The Year, 2024.

Well she wanted to move from getting f*cked for money to f*cking the taxpayers for money

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

172 OT, but Francesca Hong's loss in Wisconsin carries a price. Unbeknownst to me, her Deputy Campaign Manager was Penthouse Pet Of The Year, 2024.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:54 PM (rDiMt)


There must have been some spectacularly bad centerfolds that year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)

173 Penthouse Pet Of The Year, 2024.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Penthouse still exists?

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 12:59 PM (7xx4i)

174 Dear Penthouse Forum,

I still can't believe this happened to me.......

Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

175 WHAT ABOUT THE PRICE OF EGGS!?!
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)

WHERE IS THE BEEF??!!

No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (g47mK)

176 Well shit.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

177 Corporate America though will hate it because it means destroying the idea of massive profit growth via inflation from unsustainable growth in demand. /i]

This is a point that merits focus.

If as a CEO in 2022 you oversaw a 10% increase in profits you were net negative because real inflation was over 10%. But your payout was based on a real 10% increase in profits...

Being a C level person during eras of Bidenflation is easy mode...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

178 Penthouse still exists?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

You're not Penthouse material, honey.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Guccioni at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)

179
No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (g47mK)



They're blaming the screwworm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

180 Piper, I'm at the mercy of the adjudicators. They aren't waiting on me for anything, they claim... just 'still in progress'.

My boss can't get anywhere trying to push from the mgmt side. The union has proven almost completely useless because they can't strike; they suggested I contact our Senator and Representative. The Rep's office got back to me but hasn't gotten anywhere either. The Senator's office ignored me.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (aJQbY)

181 Willwed:

Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)

Wow, the 620 miles driving range if true is a game changer.

The 250 mph speeds make it a death rocket though pretty much for you and everyone around you.

Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)
________

The 620 range is purely hypothetical and even then is way optimistic. Maybe 400-450 miles if not driven hard. Which defeats the purpose.

I instruct at a race course and every once in a while some dude will bring one of those 1,000+ hp super EVs. At full track speed, it will not last more than maybe 30 miles. Not joking. You can literally see the "charge" gauge going down in real time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

182 The woman that was the Penthouse model of the year isn't that good looking.

She's certainly not ugly but...I guess we have inflation in the pron industry now as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

183 Since the left doesn't understand economics, they don't realize pouring unlimited federal money into a commodity of limited supply (like health care) increases the cost of that item instantly and for as long as the federal money pours in.

Moreover, when actual, real demand for health care doesn't exist, industrious criminals will manufacture fraudulent demand, just to get at the unlimited supply of government money.

So this fraud is massive and unstoppable, so long as the federal government piles in the cash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (EiGGt)

184 That WW2 vandal should be sewn up in a sandpaper blanket, lit on fire, and beat out with a ball peen hammer.

On its way to the gallows.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (GDtGs)

185 "Penthouse Pet Of The Year, 2024.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Penthouse still exists?"

Nowadays it might be a fat tranny.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (MWfyi)

186 Once again, I must question why I continuously put myself at a disadvantage in life by following the laws, rules, and responsibilities of a civilized society when those same rules, apparently, only apply to a select number of people.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

187 Penthouse still exists?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

You're not Penthouse material, honey.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Guccioni at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)


Based on 2024's Pet of the Year, I'm not so sure that's true.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

188 #2 was Hong's boo?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)
-----------
WHO...DOES...NUMBER...TWO...WORK...FOR???

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (amcLV)

189 Me and the Mrs went to a local burger joint yesterday. Paid $40 for the two of us with tax and tip. $20 for a burger and fries is “affordability crisis” I suppose. And yet the place was overflowing with people. On a weeknight.

This is the part that doesn’t compute. Everyone’s complaining how expensive dining out has become, yet continues to dine out.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (7xx4i)

190 180 My boss can't get anywhere trying to push from the mgmt side. The union has proven almost completely useless because they can't strike; they suggested I contact our Senator and Representative. The Rep's office got back to me but hasn't gotten anywhere either. The Senator's office ignored me.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August

Unions will always prove useless. 😉 I am a labor relations person.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

191 ... and affiliates to whom prescribers billed at least 95% of their claims in a prescription year and are registered at one of their addresses, all of them Planned Parenthood clinics.

----------------

Well, at least Planned Aborticide isn't already operating "Wellbeing Centers" in 50 high schools within the Los Angeles Unified School District ... with plans to expand to San Diego and Norwalk/La Mirada.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (DLkhG)

192 Posted by: Black JEM

Yes and no, by reducing the size of the consumers in absolute terms, it lessens internal pressure on goods like rentals, houses, food, at the same time raising labor prices. What you will probably see is a drastic reduction in profits for companies as labor costs are one of the largest components of production costs for goods. That leaves companies either doing without, mechanizing, or paying the piper. Tariffs remove the obvious response which is off shoring and if the misused H1Bs etc. become no longer competitive or legal to hire, then you end up with increased labor costs and decreased demand for your products.

Home market is a microcosm---reducing demand for high end houses in Texas by H1B departures, leads to a glut of houses, leads to lesser home prices but a drastic loss in developer profits while eliminating illegals from their construction crews means much higher labor costs. So the developer's wallet get squeezed in both directions.

That will be reflected in the stock and lending markets as the system shocks continue.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)

193 Could we please quit parroting the "affordability" bullshit please? This is clearly An Op by the left to drum it into everyone's brain so they chant it relentlessly.

Posted by: ballistic at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (oqH4h)

194 The woman that was the Penthouse model of the year isn't that good looking.

She's certainly not ugly but...I guess we have inflation in the pron industry now as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)



Dogs are pets too.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (7Q7Ca)

195 Moreover, when actual, real demand for health care doesn't exist, industrious criminals will manufacture fraudulent demand, just to get at the unlimited supply of government money.

So this fraud is massive and unstoppable, so long as the federal government piles in the cash.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Nah, can't be!

*uses $1k bill to light fat joint*

Posted by: The Left at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (Dv3i1)

196 Once again, I must question why I continuously put myself at a disadvantage in life by following the laws, rules, and responsibilities of a civilized society when those same rules, apparently, only apply to a select number of people.

Those laws will be applied against YOU to their full extent.

Two Americas. And you aren't in the connected one

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

197 Got her.

Outstanding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (rDiMt)
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I love it when the make it easy.

She video taped herself and posted it on facebook.

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (G0vdT)

198
"Dear AOS, I can't believe this happened to me, but..."

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)

199 (continued)

So yeah, that's why this job would have been so great - comparable+ pay, in my field doing things I've already been doing, and did NOT require a clearance.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 01:04 PM (aJQbY)

200 WHAT ABOUT THE PRICE OF EGGS!?!
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)

WHERE IS THE BEEF??!!

No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:00 PM (g47mK)
__________

Lotsa reasons and the lower-end beef is still pretty reasonable. The high end stuff is very expensive, but then it always was.

Beef has exploded in popularity both on the home table and at restaurants. High-end steakhouses are the new rage. All that demand drives up prices.

Steak was once a men thing. Now it's a woman thing too. Go to any high-end steakhouse webpage, and it will almost certainly feature attractive ladies in $2000 dresses and $1500 shoes. Beef made a big push into this demo, and it worked.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

201 Me and the Mrs went to a local burger joint yesterday. Paid $40 for the two of us with tax and tip. $20 for a burger and fries is “affordability crisis” I suppose. And yet the place was overflowing with people. On a weeknight.

This is the part that doesn’t compute. Everyone’s complaining how expensive dining out has become, yet continues to dine out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (7xx4i)


Depends on where you live and what you order. The wife and I went to Longhorn Steakhouse and got out under $50. No doubt in Cali it would have been well over $100. Add in booze and it's approaching $200. The only solution is a referendum to give food workers another raise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

202 189 Me and the Mrs went to a local burger joint yesterday. Paid $40 for the two of us with tax and tip. $20 for a burger and fries is “affordability crisis” I suppose. And yet the place was overflowing with people. On a weeknight.

This is the part that doesn’t compute. Everyone’s complaining how expensive dining out has become, yet continues to dine out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
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Behold the magic of credit cards and fraud. The fraudsters make their money from gubmint checks and those dog paddling in the water in this economy charge it. The smart ones need to learn to cook and eat at home.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

203 Me and the Mrs went to a local burger joint yesterday. Paid $40 for the two of us with tax and tip. $20 for a burger and fries is “affordability crisis” I suppose. And yet the place was overflowing with people. On a weeknight.

I make a good salary and I don't eat out often, cooking at home is healthier, but the sticker shock on food reduces how much enjoyment I get out of it.

And yes when I do go out I've also noticed people are packing these places even at prices 2X what they were 5 years ago

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

204

Im remembering Matt Walsh's flick and that greasy greenhaired monster going on about those castration drugs, how they are ok, in that demonic evil slimy voice.

She is just another scammer.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (och2J)

205 193 Could we please quit parroting the "affordability" bullshit please? This is clearly An Op by the left to drum it into everyone's brain so they chant it relentlessly.

Posted by: ballistic at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (oqH4h)


Yeah funny how short their memories are... I remember high gas and food prices from 21-24.... No mention of that now.. Remember the price of eggs? 8 dollars a dozen.. You can get 2 dozen now at Costco for around 3 dollars...Selective memories

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (npoJh)

206
AffORdabiliTy Krisisz!!
Posted by: runner


One Big Beautiful Burrito

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (Cqx++)

207 The only way to "fix" the affordability crisis is to keep inflation low while incomes continue to increase over time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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But, but...Biden's 'Inflation Reduction Act'....didn't it work?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (XeU6L)

208 Now let's prosecute universities, who created lots of fake majors, knowing those majors would never result in jobs justifying the tuition payments, just to defraud idiots of their student loan money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (EiGGt)

209 194 The woman that was the Penthouse model of the year isn't that good looking.

She's certainly not ugly but...I guess we have inflation in the pron industry now as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)


Dogs are pets too.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:03 PM (7Q7Ca)

Given the HQ's love of man's best friend and adventurous taste in women, I can't tell whether that was a put-down or a sweet nothing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (u1qVW)

210 Almost half of those donations can be linked to two men: local powerbroker Baoli Zhang, and Jiemin Shang -- who own two of Flushing's biggest daycare businesses, both of which were empty of patients when visited by The Post last week.

-----------------

Where have you gone straw donor "Charlie" Trie?
The Commies trust their Bejeing"votes" to you ... woo hoo hoo.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (DLkhG)

211 ...attractive ladies in $2000 dresses and $1500 shoes. Beef made a big push into this demo, and it worked.

I assume that the Paolo was the marketing manager.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

212 Pr0n has been ruined like everything else. Broads in nudey mags used to be swanky.

Now they look like my cousin Tammy after a bender at the Indian casino. Tattoos look like they passed out in a Kindergarten art class.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (GDtGs)

213 She's also 37 years old. Sure it wasn't Penthouse Cougar of the Year?

Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 01:07 PM (J4Dwc)

214 Yeah funny how short their memories are... I remember high gas and food prices from 21-24.... No mention of that now.. Remember the price of eggs? 8 dollars a dozen.. You can get 2 dozen now at Costco for around 3 dollars...Selective memories

It is *common* for lefties to post charts showing the dramatic increase in food prices in the last 5 years and when you point out all of the increase is under Biden you get one of three answers:

1) Trump left Biden a bad economy and created COVID
2) Yeah well why didn't Trump make prices go back down?
3) Never mind affordability increasing prices is a sign of a growing economy

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

215 Is it possible that it's over, and we're in the loot the treasury phase?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (Dv3i1)

216 No, seriously, WTF is going on with the beef ?? Is Chicom's Roy Singham paying off beef producers not to produce?? Is Soros paying off corruptocrats in the beef industry to not cattle ??
Posted by: runner
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Beef Herds in the US are the lowest that it has been for decades. Add in the screwworm problem affecting cross border calving and imports. Takes a lot longer to increase beef production as in years than it does for chickens, turkey, or pig production.

And if you bring in imports to lower the price, you stymie increases in the US herd recovery and become dependent on foreign beef.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

217 Depends on where you live and what you order. The wife and I went to Longhorn Steakhouse and got out under $50. No doubt in Cali it would have been well over $100. Add in booze and it's approaching $200. The only solution is a referendum to give food workers another raise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)



First Daughter's boyfriend's family went to NYC for a week. They went into some bar that had booze drinks and was known for their ice cream shakes (no booze). The boy had some beverage and the 2 parents had shakes.

The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

218

"Unions will always prove useless. "

They are designed to do nothing except control the employees.

You think some union guy wants to stick his neck out? No, they want the perks and money.

Slimy greedy cunts.

I've seen it from the inside.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (och2J)

219 215.

Let's hope Verenus and Pullo find the wagon before it gets away.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:09 PM (GDtGs)

220 She's also 37 years old. Sure it wasn't Penthouse Cougar of the Year?
Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 01:07 PM (J4Dwc)



Big Girls of the Big 10 edition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)

221 215 Is it possible that it's over, and we're in the loot the treasury phase?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I think the elites believe that to be so and figure on ejecting when things get too bad here. But in a much smaller world today, only idiots think that hiding in a bunker will protect them from the deluge they are promoting.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

222 "A guy got 19 years in prison for stealing a gay flag a few years back"

Sounds like the "Hate Crime Enhancement" raised the sentence from "no jail time for a misdemeanor" to 19 years.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (vbXSk)

223
As with Playboy interviews with important thinkers like Norman Mailer, the Penthouse forum was the only reason I had a subscription.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)

224 First Daughter's boyfriend's family went to NYC for a week. They went into some bar that had booze drinks and was known for their ice cream shakes (no booze). The boy had some beverage and the 2 parents had shakes.

The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)


Which is why I almost never buy booze at restaurants. I drink some expensive stuff and I don't want to have to mortgage my house to have them pour me a dram.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e)

225 You guys are rough! I was just impressed the left finally had a supporter who didn't look like that idiot woman who spray painted the memorial in Washington yesterday, or who isn't a man in a dress.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (EiGGt)

226
Since the left doesn't understand economics,
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:01 PM (EiGGt)



Commie cocksuckers understand economics just fine. It's just that they're following the Che Guevara Doctrine that blowing up trains is a hell of a lot more fun than making the damned things run on time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (y9nCu)

227 First Daughter's boyfriend's family went to NYC for a week. They went into some bar that had booze drinks and was known for their ice cream shakes (no booze). The boy had some beverage and the 2 parents had shakes.

The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Yep, NYC is crazy expensive. You can easily drop a couple of grand for an slightly above average getaway weekend there.

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (G0vdT)

228 As with Playboy interviews with important thinkers like Norman Mailer, the Penthouse forum was the only reason I had a subscription.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)


I appreciated the astronomy section.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

229 The U.S. debt is set to hit $40 trillion within weeks. It took 192 years to accumulate the first trillion, while the most recent trillion took just 5 months.

Interest payments alone are projected to hit $1 trillion in fiscal 2026, surpassing both defense and Medicare spending.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
......

Nothing to see here citizens.
Now go back to your daily business and pay your taxes.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (UjdFS)

230 the Penthouse forum was the only reason I had a subscription.
Posted by: Auspex

It was aspirational.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

231 But, but...Biden's 'Inflation Reduction Act'....didn't it work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:06 PM (XeU6L)
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If you believe in magick words.

The idea of any legislation passed by Congress as "reducing inflation" that contained massive spending was black box insane.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)

232 You guys are rough! I was just impressed the left finally had a supporter who didn't look like that idiot woman who spray painted the memorial in Washington yesterday, or who isn't a man in a dress.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (EiGGt)


Wife looked at her photo and isn't certain that your last assertion is correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:12 PM (ExV1e)

233 As with Playboy interviews with important thinkers like Norman Mailer, the Penthouse forum was the only reason I had a subscription.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)

I appreciated the astronomy section.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The Heavenly bodies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)

234 The idea of any legislation passed by Congress as "reducing inflation" that contained massive spending was black box insane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)


The idea of any legislation passed by Congress having anything to do with the cutesy media name they hang on it is insane.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ExV1e)

235 Affordability crisis is 100% an op. It’s like the climate “crisis”. Manufactured nonsense.

If there were truly a crisis every restaurant in the country would’ve gone out of business. Instead every day I see some new high end $20 burrito type place opening up.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (7xx4i)

236 The whole affordability thing is comical.

Trump stopped Bidenflation and we are back to normal 2-3% levels, but if you want it lower or actual deflation you are going to need DRAMATIC spending cuts on the order of "government does not do social spending outside of SS anymore"

So if you are a young person complaining about affordability you need to not only no longer vote leftwing, not even GOPe, not even MAGA, but elect a majority of the "audit the fed" types.

Yes that means no more tranny virtue signaling, Guatemalan nannies, or feed the world and our bank accounts NGOs. I suspect that much of this demographic would rather have the 3% inflation...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

237 She video taped herself and posted it on facebook.

I'm sure the likes or uptwinkles or whatever Facebook calls them will be totally worth it.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (vTZFs)

238 The Heavenly bodies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)


Moons of the solar system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)

239 It is *common* for lefties to post charts showing the dramatic increase in food prices in the last 5 years and when you point out all of the increase is under Biden you get one of three answers:

1) Trump left Biden a bad economy and created COVID
2) Yeah well why didn't Trump make prices go back down?
3) Never mind affordability increasing prices is a sign of a growing economy
Posted by: 18-1

You cannot have a rational discussion with leftists. Instead, it is better to pelt them with rhetoric to make them feel bad and flee and ignore trying to make the dialectic argument whereas the Right will always be wrong because of whatever talking points they parrot from media.

Better off just insulting them and making them feel bad, psychologically it depresses them far more than a dialectical argument which gives them satisfaction, (hubris of course), that they really showed Rightie who was correct.

Nowadays, I find it much more peaceful to avoid discussing politics with leftists--I had to do the dialectical thing for too long as a professor instead of telling them they were idiots for believing such and they needed to step away from their virtual world into reality.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

240 If you believe in magick words.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)
===============

Of course I believe in magic!

Posted by: The Lovin Spoonful at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (EiGGt)

241 irst Daughter's boyfriend's family went to NYC for a week. They went into some bar that had booze drinks and was known for their ice cream shakes (no booze). The boy had some beverage and the 2 parents had shakes.

The bill before tip was over $100. His drink was $47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
_____

Black Tap?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

242 You cannot have a rational discussion with leftists. Instead, it is better to pelt them with rhetoric rotting vegetables to make them feel bad and flee and ignore trying to make the dialectic argument whereas the Right will always be wrong because of whatever talking points they parrot from media.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (ExV1e)

243
Of course I believe in magic!
Posted by: The Lovin Spoonful at August 14, 2026 01:14 PM (EiGGt)



Too much, the magic bus......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (7Q7Ca)

244 The idea of any legislation passed by Congress as "reducing inflation" that contained massive spending was black box insane.
____

It was titled Inflation Reduction Act. If I voted against it, my opponent would have attack ads saying I voted for inflation. I'd be cooked!

Posted by: Incumbent at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)

245 it will not last more than maybe 30 miles. Not joking. You can literally see the "charge" gauge going down in real time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I found it darkly amusing in Formula E, when car swaps were necessary to complete the race.

I see now that the races will be time limited, rather than a fixed number of laps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)

246
Black Tap?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)



I have no idea......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (7Q7Ca)

247 Beef availability is still very high, in spite of excuses, the prices should not be where they are at. They are outpacing all kinds of markers.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (g47mK)

248 We are having a heat advisory. Because we are having summertime temperatures, 90s. It has been an absolutely wonderful summer here in north georgia. Mid 80s, 60s at night. Quick showers every evening. Perfection. Did we ever once during that time have an AMAZING AWESOME WEATHER advisory? No we did not.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (3uBP9)

249 A 12pack of Coors, a Penthouse Forum and a Heavy Metal Magazine in the mail box made for a great weekend as a single guy in the late 80's.

There was life before Netfrix.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (GDtGs)

250 Inflation is at one level really simple. Every dollar the government spends comes either from taxes, some other asset the government has (which is somewhat rare) or...inflation.

If spending goes up without a companion tax increase you get...inflation.

Yes, you can raise taxes but that is only a short term fix because this will lower overall economic activity.

So really the only lever to stop inflation is reduce spending. Now that doesn't mean that whatever "charity" type cause you believe in has to be defunded. But it does mean it has to stop being funded by the government and instead be funded by YOU.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

251 While a lot of people -- including even on our side -- are lamenting and boohooing the price of beef, the price of chicken and pork is very low.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

252 2020 price was $10

2024 price was $20

2026 price is $21

MSM: Trump made the cost increase to $26! Impeach!!!

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM (7xx4i)

253
I found it darkly amusing in Formula E, when car swaps were necessary to complete the race.

I see now that the races will be time limited, rather than a fixed number of laps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)



Ah yes, FormulaE.....where the mid race car swap was a MANDATORY 2 minute minimum, to ENSURE the driver was buckled in and secured properly in the cockpit before being allowed to depart.

Dumbest
Shit
Ever

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (7Q7Ca)

254 Beef availability is still very high, in spite of excuses, the prices should not be where they are at. They are outpacing all kinds of markers.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (g47mK)


If you're willing to pay $500 for a 5 ounce sirloin drizzled with truffle foam at Chez Snootie, that's on you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)

255 it will not last more than maybe 30 miles. Not joking. You can literally see the "charge" gauge going down in real time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
-----

I found it darkly amusing in Formula E, when car swaps were necessary to complete the race.

I see now that the races will be time limited, rather than a fixed number of laps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)
_____

Yea. Dumbest shit ever. It's the WNBA of F1.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

256 If you believe in magick words.

The idea of any legislation passed by Congress as "reducing inflation" that contained massive spending was black box insane.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (JvZF+)

------------------

You have to have gone to Graduate School recently to believe such nonsense.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (DLkhG)

257 Yes that means no more tranny virtue signaling, Guatemalan nannies, or feed the world and our bank accounts NGOs. I suspect that much of this demographic would rather have the 3% inflation...

Posted by: 18-1

It isn't going to stop at 3 percent. Some president is going to do the King Henry the 8th and defund the secular religious centers like NGOs and universities because that is where the money has went. 13.2 trillion or so which is roughly one third of our current total debt. So you liquidate those organizations to pay off the debt.

Ideally, a democracy that was cohesive could come together to stave off drastic action requiring an authoritarian dictator. We shall see if democracy is up to the challenge.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:19 PM (E4rtv)

258 OK, Mangione entered a guilty plea and faces a possible life sentence in a federal prison. There still is a state murder case pending, but from what I understand, New York has a very unusual law around double jeopardy such that, even though the federal charge for murder was tossed out, the fact those state charges arise from the same event may possibly bar further state proceedings. If that's the ploy, that's some handy defense work for a despicable killer.

Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2026 01:19 PM (J7jo9)

259 AOC as President ? I just don't see it....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (npoJh)

260 My favorite is "IF YOU DON'T LET THEM TRANSITION, YOU'RE MURDERING THEM!!!"
---
Somebody just posted on X this quote from Margaret Cho:
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“When you take trans lives lightly in a comedy routine, trans people die.”
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Thus trans is a special category which means who can't joke about it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

261 There’s a heat advisory
In Georgia
In August
Ohhh Kay.

What’s next, a rain advisory for Seattle in January?

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (7xx4i)

262 f you're willing to pay $500 for a 5 ounce sirloin drizzled with truffle foam at Chez Snootie, that's on you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)

I don't know what that means, but whatever , dude.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (g47mK)

263 The Penthouse Pet is a sex therapist. She's better looking than the sex therapist anti Semite who ran in Texas for office, but that isn't a high bar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (xCuiu)

264
I'm just wondering how Mangione could have NOT plead guilty....

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

265 251 While a lot of people -- including even on our side -- are lamenting and boohooing the price of beef, the price of chicken and pork is very low.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Sigh, the substitution effect is something that is always ignored because most people don't understand basic supply and demand. Macroeconomics is full of bullshittery and fake incorporation of politics instead of reality.

Microeconomics is a pretty precise science that has not changed much since being more or less hashed out in theory in the 1890's.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)

266 On an episode of Star Trek TOS, Kirk was accused of causing a crewman's death. He took the stand and testified that he did everything just right at just the right time. I thought it was a little arrogant even for The Shat. Well . . .

RNC Research
Aug 14, 2026
@RNCResearch
Gretchen Whitmer says she and Gavin Newsom did the "right thing" by locking down their states during COVID.

WHITMER: "Everyone was so pissed off that I pulled kids out of school."

NEWSOM: "Yes."

WHITMER: "We were doing what we thought was the right thing to do at the time."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)

267 >>> As with Playboy interviews with important thinkers like Norman Mailer, the Penthouse forum was the only reason I had a subscription.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)

I appreciated the astronomy section.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The Heavenly bodies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)


I have never seen a complete playboy, just the pages boys passed around. I very clearly remember one set that was a whole lesson on geometry. One page had an instruction on triangles where a gal, in a state of undress, demonstrated the various names of types of angles with a mnemonic for one being "see this one down here? It's "a cute" little angle!" And I have always exceled at geometry thanks to her.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (3uBP9)

268 There’s a heat advisory
In Georgia
In August
Ohhh Kay.

What’s next, a rain advisory for Seattle in January?
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (7xx4i)



Red colors on a temp map were used when temps got above 95 degrees.

Now, 85 is red, 95 is dark red and anything over 100 is a deep purple color and we're all gonna die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (7Q7Ca)

269 A 12pack of Coors, a Penthouse Forum and a Heavy Metal Magazine in the mail box made for a great weekend as a single guy in the late 80's.

There was life before Netfrix.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:17 PM


To be fair, Playgirl was essentially Clitflix.

Posted by: Joys Behar & Reid at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

270 defund the secular religious centers like NGOs and universities because that is where the money has went.

BTW, I have a fun tack on colleges that I run through with lefties...

You believe in price controls to stop price gauging right? Yes
You believe the cost of college is way too high right? Yes

Ok let's cap the price of college at $10K year. The Texas state system made it work so this isn't a pie in the sky number. So...agree? REEEEE! But then they won't be able to provide quality education, Texas sucks!

Didn't you tell me earlier government could reduce healthcare costs by price mandates on healthcare? THAT WAS (D)ifferent!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

271 just wondering how Mangione could have NOT plead guilty....
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

I’m wondering why he did. Finding 1 juror in nyc to vote not guilty wouldn’t have been hard.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (7xx4i)

272 You have to have gone to Graduate School recently to believe such nonsense.
Posted by: ShainS
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Ah, Modern Monetary Theory enters the room. Deficits don't matter because we all owe and are owed money by each other. So we can print and spend away to buy that Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

273 Pr0n has been ruined like everything else. Broads in nudey mags used to be swanky.

There's a shop in town (it's a chain so there may be one near you -- Dr. John's) that has a sign with a voluptuous woman in lingerie. It's almost quaint.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

274 New York has a very unusual law around double jeopardy such that, even though the federal charge for murder was tossed out, the fact those state charges arise from the same event may possibly bar further state proceedings.

Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2026 01:19 PM (J7jo9)
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That's funny because Donald Trump's "34 felonies" was about the same 2 actions leveraged repeatedly.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

275 That's funny because Donald Trump's "34 felonies" was about the same 2 actions leveraged repeatedly.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)


That's different because... TRUMP

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:24 PM (npoJh)

276 The NYT report is labeling the crimes as "lesser frauds", making is sound hardly worth the effort to prevent looting the Treasury.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (rDiMt)

277 That's funny because Donald Trump's "34 felonies" was about the same 2 actions leveraged repeatedly.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

Yes but recall there the “OrangeManBad ” clause of the constitution which allows it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (7xx4i)

278 On an episode of Star Trek TOS, Kirk was accused of causing a crewman's death. He took the stand and testified that he did everything just right at just the right time. I thought it was a little arrogant even for The Shat. Well . . .
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Actually, that backstabber should have been jettisoned.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (JvZF+)

279 Was at a local haunt earlier this week enjoying a frosty beverage when a couple average looking women came in. They sat at a high top table and ordered a couple drinks.

Then another woman came in......skinny as a rail. Her legs were about as big around as my arms. She was in a short skirt. Body of a 2x4. The face......she HAD to be upper 60's in age......but the work......OMG. Botox....lips......plastic as could be.

We guessed she was a real estate agent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

280 For those seeking swank and class, I'm here for you.

Always.

Posted by: Lena D. at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)

281 Far be it for me to defend Dick Cheney, but when he said "Deficits don't matter", he was referring to the political aspect. Deficits matter a great deal. Just not to the political class. They don't move elections or candidates is what he was pointing out. Context, as they say, is important.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (AlNse)

282 You have to have gone to Graduate School recently to believe such nonsense.
Posted by: ShainS
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Ah, Modern Monetary Theory enters the room. Deficits don't matter because we all owe and are owed money by each other. So we can print and spend away to buy that Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)
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Actually, you'll grow your way out of it.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (JvZF+)

283
Of course, the magazines mentioned above were naughty, but showing up in deer camp with one instead of a "Hustler" would bring out accusations of being some kind of homo.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (Y8DZL)

284 Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:02 PM (7xx4i)
____________________

Went to 5 Guys yesterday, and while I was eating my $13 cheeseburger I started doing a little math (I know that's discouraged here...sorry). But the burger had about 1/4 lb of beef. I can get about 1.3 lbs. of beef at the grocery story for under $10. So, I can make 5 burgers for less than they charge for one, AND I'm sure that their cost for hamburger is a bulk discount price, so call it six burgers. That's quite the mark-up profit margin. Now, I'm not retarded, I know they have a significant number of other costs (rolls, toppings, licensing, WC, insurance, rent etc). But, when all is said and done I'll bet their profit margin sits at about 100%.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (dIske)

285 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (7Q7Ca)

286
We guessed she was a real estate agent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

Did she arrive in a giant SUV? That would confirm it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (7xx4i)

287 271 just wondering how Mangione could have NOT plead guilty....
Posted by: Axeman

Federal Court draws jurors from a broader area than the state charges would. Plus, I'll bet that Mangione had done other crimes or had perversions that he did not want revealed in court. The other crimes might have been committed in other jurisdictions like Thailand for example. Or perhaps he took the rap in order not to have fellow conspirators charged as accessories. But the feds obviously had a club ready to use on his ass and multiple charges of other crimes like sex tourism, or charging friendz or loved ones is just that type of club.

You don't just snap and commit murder, there is generally a line of prior, uncharged sometimes, but other crimes committed before the big Murder One.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)

288 banana Dream --- Where, more or less, in N.GA?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L)

289 The summer this year in North GA has been really great though. One of the best in decades. For being out and enjoying yourself. Super comfortable.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (3uBP9)

290 And so, one of the dumber conflicts in federal-judiciary history will come before the Supreme Court, which likely wants nothing to do with it. The weighty decision will have to balance the president's authority to direct improvements to the site where executive authority rests against the standing of ... passersby who don't like the sight of construction.

The DC Circuit Court of Appeals ordered Donald Trump to stop construction last week on the demolished-and-partly rebuilt East Wing, where Trump wants a ballroom to replace the outdoor tents used for larger-scale official dinners and events.

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HotGas reports PDJT has had to go to SCOTUS over this ridiculous enKaren-ing of his construction project.

Honestly, these judges are way past crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (rDiMt)

291 Yeah five guys is up there in price. I have no issue with a restaurant charging what they charge. Charge $30 if you can get people to pay for it.

My point is that for all the screeching out there about “affordability CRISIS” these places are all packed. So obviously it’s not that hard to afford.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (7xx4i)

292 Did she arrive in a giant SUV? That would confirm it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
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A Range Rover would make it a dead cert.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

293 banana Dream --- Where, more or less, in N.GA?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L)

North of ATL in east Cobb.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (3uBP9)

294 North of ATL in east Cobb.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Ah. Lived for 20+ years in unfasionable W. Smyrna.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

295 To bad he's going to be living rent free on Fedco's dime the rest of his life or until he gets a pardon from the Democrats if they win a presidential election.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (Q/FnY)

THE MORNING RANT: Alberta Independence Is a Necessary Bulwark Against Canada’s Capitulation to the Enemies of Western Civilization

Cowboy Alberta Flag Mountie Canadian Flag.png

Canada is gone. It cannot be saved nor restored to the polite, commonwealth country we knew in the 20th Century.

Alberta, however, and much of Canada outside of Ontario and the Vancouver-area can still be saved. They need to be saved.

The best-case scenario for Vancouver and Toronto is that they’ll end up demographically and economically like Singapore. The more likely scenario is that they’ll end up as balkanized hell-holes, like Brussels, Paris, and London have become.

The security of the United States and the perpetuation of western civilization in North America requires that the salvageable parts of Canada be set free from its cascading de-westernization.

There is reason for hope. The Alberta independence movement has gathered enough verified petition signatures to force a referendum in October. Albertans will cast a Yes/No vote for the following question. “Should Alberta remain a province of Canada, or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada?”

While this vote is non-binding, if it passes and Prime Minister Carney does not allow the independence process to move forward, the United States and President Trump should support the people of Alberta with pre-emptive recognition of its independence. There are plenty of incentives - and disincentives - that the U.S. can employ to force Carney’s capitulation.

The situation involving Canada really is that dire, as reported by Will Thibeau in a recent article at The Blaze: “Canada Has Become America’s Northern Security Threat.” The sub-headline to that article reads: ”Mass migration, foreign interference, Chinese surveillance technology, and weak border controls have turned a trusted ally into a growing vulnerability.”

Canada is becoming one of America’s most underestimated national security vulnerabilities: a permissive northern platform through which mass migration, organized crime, and hostile foreign influence can reach the United States.

In the early 1960s, Canada’s population was 97% European, based on ethnic origin. That declined to just 52% by the 2020s, due to a mass-immigration regime that rejected Canada’s heritage and intentionally sought to alter the cultural makeup of Canada.

Canada embraced state-sponsored multiculturalism. Former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau even described the country as the world’s first “postnational state,” with “no core identity” and “no mainstream.” Canada has combined mass immigration with an increasingly vague idea of national belonging.

If Canada is “post-national” as Justin Trudeau boasts, then Alberta is entitled to be a country of its own, since Canada has ceased to be a nation.

The two greatest foreign threats to the United States, in my opinion, are:

1) The 21st century Chinese empire, which is trying to expand its influence into the western hemisphere.

2) A global Islamic caliphate, which is really just part of the ongoing 1,400-year war between the Christian West and Islam.

Both of these threats are establishing North American toeholds in Canada.

China presents the gravest strategic threat. Beijing does not need to turn Canada into an outright enemy of the United States. It needs only to use Canada as a gateway into the North American system.

Canada’s decision to allow Chinese electric vehicles into the country at reduced tariff rates shows the risk. Modern electric vehicles are not simply cars. Their cameras, microphones, sensors, software, and remote-update capabilities can collect enormous quantities of data.

That policy could put tens of thousands of Chinese surveillance platforms on American roads, gathering information near military bases, power plants, communications infrastructure, and other sensitive sites.

The United States also has a virtually unsecured border with Canada. When Canada was still a 1st-world, pro-western nation, we didn’t have to worry about it. That is no longer the case.

When the United States tightens its southern border while Canada maintains looser entry policies, the northern frontier becomes an escape valve for foreign nationals seeking unlawful entry. The danger extends beyond illegal immigration. Criminal organizations, foreign agents, and potentially terrorist-linked individuals can exploit a border designed around an older assumption of trust.

Getting back to the Islamification of Canada, even the prairie provinces are submitting to government-sponsored Islamic indoctrination. Authorities in Saskatchewan have acquiesced to a mosque’s demand to blast Islamic calls to prayer through downtown Regina, so as to “help introduce” Islamic rituals and obedience to the non-Muslims in Regina.

“Regina's New Friday Soundtrack: Islamic Calls to Prayer” [Juno News – 6/22/2026]

Canadians living in Regina’s downtown core were subjected to an outdoor Islamic call to prayer broadcast out loud from a mosque for the first time just steps from City Hall.

The Regina City Jamia Masjid used rooftop speakers at its McIntyre Street location to project the Adhan at 1 p.m., marking a trial run approved by police and set to run at least through mid-July.

Anisur Rahaman of the RCJM broadcast told CTV News it would “help introduce” the mosque to both Muslim and non-Muslim residents from its downtown location.

We cannot surrender any more North American ground to the enemies of western civilization. The salvageable parts of Canada must be saved, and it needs to start in Alberta.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:00 AM (AzRNx)

2 Hi.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)

3 ereste

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (nXhwP)

4 Happy Friday!

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (ZdaMQ)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (AzRNx)

6 Alberta is also sick of sweeping the streets.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:04 AM (Fi81e)

7 6 trips to Mgid to comment
Its lunch time

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:04 AM (KYOJq)

8 We cannot surrender any more North American ground to the enemies of western civilization. The salvageable parts of Canada must be saved, and it needs to start in Alberta.


Saskatchewan 51, Alberta 52, NW Territories 53, & Yukon 54th state thereby finally making Alaska contiguous.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:04 AM (AzRNx)

9 China is on the verge of collapse. They may try to go down swinging, but their problems keep multiplying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 11:05 AM (ZOv7s)

10 We need to shut out mouths about Alberta's potential independence. Carney and the rest of the America haters will just use anything we say as proof that America is behind the incipient separation. Sure, they'll blame us anyway, but let's not give them any ammunition. We can laugh at rump Canada afterwards.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

11 Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)

12 Pop ups suck

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (zfC1E)

13 Great rant, Buck. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (77rzZ)

14 All these Euro, and Euro-like, countries are going down.

Why? Because the government can't even truly tell the citizens the form of government under which they've been governed: National socialism.

Because WWII was supposed to have "put an end" to it.

But it just became the most popular form of government.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (Fi81e)

15 In re the pop ups- after my switch to Brave on my ipad, they are gone pecan.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

16 Even if the Alberta Independence movement is successful, and gets the majority necessary for to start the separation from the rest of Canada, the lessons of Brexit should be kept firmly in mind - that the British voted to exit the EU, but its political leaders had no such intention, interest, nor desire to do so and dragged the process on and on and on and on, until the whole thing just petered out under the weight of incessant delays.

Why would Alberta be any different?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (vnuhd)

17 Canada is going to be like every place else, ever.

You can vote your way in, but you've got to shoot your way out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 11:08 AM (edUvp)

18 Why would Alberta be any different?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2026 11:07 AM (vnuhd)
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I don't think it would be.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:09 AM (Fi81e)

19 Alberta, however, and much of Canada outside of Ontario and the Vancouver-area can still be saved. They need to be saved.

The battle starts and ends in Ontario and Vancouver, then. Dry up the money laundering and all this supposed appetite for immigrants goes away.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 11:09 AM (i+Wsn)

20 Pop ups suck
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (zfC1E)


I beg to differ.

https://www.blipshift.com/products/nalware-vi

Posted by: far cry at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (wBRco)

21 Thx Buck. Trade Minnesota for Alberta.

Islam is always a danger , but generally so stupid and incompetent that they are beatable, except for their birthrate.
China has been doing infiltration work for years , but they are literally collapsing from within.
Our internal leftist indoctrination, with or without Chinese help is our greatest threat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (xCuiu)

22 the process on and on and on and on, until the whole thing just petered out under the weight of incessant delays.

Why would Alberta be any different?


Petered out? In the end, GB left the EU. It'll take longer than it should, but ultimately, I think Canada will disaggregate. That doesn't necessarily make me happy, but if they don't get their act together, it's going to happen.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

23 What is that flag?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Cqx++)

24 Wilson Goode had a solution.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (rJ48h)

25 have turned a trusted ally into a growing vulnerability.”

"Ally"?

Follow Washington's advice on foreign entanglements.

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:11 AM (cGjQu)

26 Agree 100% Buck. If, God willing, DeSantis or Rubio is 48, building a northern border wall needs to be part of the agenda. Start with building 100 miles of barriers east and west of all major Canadian population centers. There will still be vast, unprotected swaths of border, but surveillance drones and satellites can pick up any unusual or heavy traffic along those parts.

Cartels, smugglers, and terrorists are people; they are inherently lazy and will use the same routes over and over.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (KFbdf)

27
I've had the same thought about Canada -- a growing security problem for the US.

The same Islamic, Indian, and CCP infiltration has been happening in the US. The problem in Canada makes this worse, though.

The other thought I've had about Canada is that it's slightly larger than the US, but has about 10% of the population. Hardly anybody there. If Canada ceases to function as a nation, and remains a growing threat, maybe...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (VWtfl)

28 Canadians living in Regina’s downtown core were subjected to an outdoor Islamic call to prayer broadcast out loud from a mosque for the first time just steps from City Hall.
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I would go to jail, because I would have shot the speaker blaring it.

I don't have too many triggers, but that is definitely one of them.

Three years of having to listen to that crap...no, just no.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (FdpeO)

29 Trade Canada Washington for Alberta

And back to yesterday. Chinese flocking to Canada, China letting out their citizens to find a better life? Or invasion to take over Canada?

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (KYOJq)

30 Forget independence. Let's goad Alberta into conquering the rest of it.

Oh, you got no Nation, here, do ya?

Well now ya do.

Take a walk, hosers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:12 AM (Ot/FD)

31 What is that flag?"

Alberta province...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:13 AM (cGjQu)

32 It was a good run while it lasted but the barbarians will win because the "civilized" are weak feckless pussies. This is the paradox of civilization, that it carries within it the seeds of its own destruction. Tolerance and peacefulness and agreeableness and distaste for violence will ultimately fall in the face of those who don't give a flying fuck about any of things, and in fact hold them contempt.

Posted by: Without a dash of savagery civilization fails at August 14, 2026 11:13 AM (TbWk/)

33 Canada's been a national security threat to the US for years since they cozied up to the ChiComs.

The Mexican border is bad, but it's mostly 3rd world and cartel issues that are a threat. Canada openly works with the Chinese military.

Which is worse? Both are pretty bad. Closing both borders will probably become a necessity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (2Cry5)

34 Wilson Goode had a solution.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM


C-4 and Tovex can solve a host of problems.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (4NO2D)

35 Je me souviens

Posted by: Rene Levesque at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (JvZF+)

36 If, God willing, DeSantis or Rubio is 48, building a northern border wall needs to be part of the agenda. Start with building 100 miles of barriers east and west of all major Canadian population centers. There will still be vast, unprotected swaths of border, but surveillance drones and satellites can pick up any unusual or heavy traffic along those parts.


We had this discussion when Bush II wanted a "high-tech fence", aka no fence at all. 100 miles of actual wall would be utterly useless. It's like building a gate on a road, and leaving the shoulders and adjacent fields unprotected.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

37 Which is worse? Both are pretty bad. Closing both borders will probably become a necessity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (2Cry5)
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Not to mention the Western border with California.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:15 AM (Fi81e)

38 It was a good run while it lasted but the barbarians will win because the "civilized" are weak feckless pussies. This is the paradox of civilization, that it carries within it the seeds of its own destruction. Tolerance and peacefulness and agreeableness and distaste for violence will ultimately fall in the face of those who don't give a flying f*** about any of things, and in fact hold them contempt.

Well SOMEONE took the whole bottle of black pills this morning.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

39 We had this discussion when Bush II wanted a "high-tech fence", aka no fence at all. 100 miles of actual wall would be utterly useless. It's like building a gate on a road, and leaving the shoulders and adjacent fields unprotected.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

That's where the land mines and automated sentry guns go.

Posted by: Repel the xenomorphs at August 14, 2026 11:16 AM (TbWk/)

40 Albertans will cast a Yes/No vote for the following question. “Should Alberta remain a province of Canada, or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada?”

A yes-or-no answer to an either/or question?

Apparently even the people who want independence don't actually want independence.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (vJrRc)

41 As far as China goes, time is not on their side. The leaders know they have a demographic bomb. The longer they can be strung out, the weaker they will be. However, China's agents in the west are already doing a lot of damage. They may be destined to lose due to their own political failures, but they have been, are, and will continue to do a lot of damage in the United States and the West.

In that sense, some of Trump 47s actions in Venezuela, Panama, and Cuba may have set China back enough to potentially delay any aggression towards Taiwan.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (KFbdf)

42 Je me sous-vide.

Posted by: Rene Leautocannibal at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (wBRco)

43 Wilson Goode had a solution.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (rJ48h)
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What Goode times we had!

Posted by: John Africa and Friends at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (JvZF+)

44 If, God willing, DeSantis or Rubio is 48...

Interesting that one name is conspicuous by its absence. I might have some misgivings myself but are we not even considering the possibility now?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:18 AM (vTZFs)

45 I certainly would be very tempted to go Holy Hell on a speaker screaming Islamic prayer call.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:19 AM (KYOJq)

46 This is the paradox of civilization, that it carries within it the seeds of its own destruction"

History. It's what's for... the future

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:19 AM (cGjQu)

47 Je soutiens l'Alberta!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (AzRNx)

48 There will still be vast, unprotected swaths of border, but surveillance drones and satellites can pick up any unusual or heavy traffic along those parts.
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Gonna be very useful for when the commies want to keep everyone in.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (d2MOG)

49 I certainly would be very tempted to go Holy Hell on a speaker screaming Islamic prayer call.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 11:19 AM (KYOJq)
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I sometimes can't wrap my head around the fact that it's being played in American cities.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (FdpeO)

50 Je me sous-vide.
Posted by: Rene Leautocannibal at August 14, 2026 11:17 AM (wBRco)
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Pretty much what the frogs did to Quebec. Things have never been the same there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (JvZF+)

51 Je me sous-vide."

Omelet du fromage...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (cGjQu)

52 God.

Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.

I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)

53 44 If, God willing, DeSantis or Rubio is 48...

Interesting that one name is conspicuous by its absence. I might have some misgivings myself but are we not even considering the possibility now?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:18 AM (vTZFs)

Starting to look like a long-shot, kind of. While those other two maneuver and work and put in a shift building their public image, JD is putting in a gentleman's C effort and not making many waves.

I don't have any problems with how he's doing his job... but he's just kind of .... doing his job. So either he doesn't want it, or he doesn't know how to get it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (Ot/FD)

54 If there are churches near that mosque in Regina perhaps they can also install speakers and loudly play a set of hymns at certain times of the day. Should be OK, what's good for one is good for the other. By using internet connections to synchronize the playing all churches would play the same thing at the same time.

I suggest starting with "Onward Christian Soldiers".

Posted by: George V at August 14, 2026 11:22 AM (HUbHH)

55 We had this discussion when Bush II wanted a "high-tech fence", aka no fence at all. 100 miles of actual wall would be utterly useless. It's like building a gate on a road, and leaving the shoulders and adjacent fields unprotected.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

Well, what we have now is nothing, and it's too expensive to attempt to wall the whole things. So, if 48 can start the process, the 100 miles can be expanded to 125, 150, 175 in each direction over time.

Of course, you also have the problem of the Great Lakes. There are a ton of limits to what one can do to secure those shores without depriving Americans of the ability use their shoreline property.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:22 AM (KFbdf)

56 Morning.

Found a couple of interesting videos on submarines sinking Japanese carriers.

Archerfish sinks a super carrier.

https://youtu.be/9Lgc_NtwApQ

Taisho and Shokaku sunk on the same day.

https://youtu.be/JS2p1eUeuAs

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2026 11:22 AM (N0R2b)

57
I would go to jail, because I would have shot the speaker blaring it.

I don't have too many triggers, but that is definitely one of them.

Three years of having to listen to that crap...no, just no.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14

What if we projected an image of Mo on the side of the mosque from a drone? Doesn’t that cause instant implosion?

Honestly, I could imagine you telling me we should instead project key Bible verses and pray to save souls instead.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (ZdaMQ)

58 Criminal organizations, foreign agents, and potentially terrorist-linked individuals can exploit a border designed around an older assumption of trust.

Remember the Bruce Willis/Richard Gere movie, "The Jackal"? Remember how he gets into the US? It's through that "largest unsecured border in the world." (Specifically, across the Great Lakes.)

Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (kU0PQ)

59 Prayers ascending, RD.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (FdpeO)

60 Honestly, I could imagine you telling me we should instead project key Bible verses and pray to save souls instead.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:23 AM (ZdaMQ)
___

*smiles*

As long as I had a SAW handy, I'd be more than happy to lead them to Christ.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (FdpeO)

61 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)
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Sorry to hear that, must not have been in the Plan for you. Onward.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (JvZF+)

62 Fuck Dave!!! I'm so sorry. I will pray more. And more. I don't have any good advice at the moment except chin up and fuck them.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (d2MOG)

63 Blare a call to prayer at 1pm from the rooftops? Are they too stupid to buy a $10 Casio and set an alarm??

Posted by: burrrton at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (kah0Z)

64 Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.
[ ... ]
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave


Sorry man, I feel ya. It's been over 7 months now for me. Most of the places I've applied to don't even both to send the phony "thanks but no thanks" email.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

65 44 Interesting that one name is conspicuous by its absence. I might have some misgivings myself but are we not even considering the possibility now?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:18 AM (vTZFs)

I opine only for myself. I don't quite trust Vance. Maybe it's the footsie with Tucker. He's not necessarily done things wrong, and I appreciate his efforts on spearheading coordination to weed out some of the fraud. But DeSantis has by far the most proven track record, and Rubio has been nothing but stellar the past few years.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (KFbdf)

66 52 God.

Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.

I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)

Sorry bro. I've been in your shoes a number of times and wish I had a good explanation or words of wisdom for you. The whole job seeking thing went to shit some time ago and from what I can see is only getting worse. My only thought is networking, which I personally suck at, but meeting people and making connections seem to go much further than resume, experience, competence, and work ethic. I also hate to tell you this but if you're identifiably middle-aged you are going to be ice skating uphill, the ADEA notwithstanding.

Posted by: It's shit, sugarcoating won't help at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (TbWk/)

67 Canada has declared its independence from winning at their national pastime. Lord Staney's Cup has been hoisted in Florida and Vegas and even the hockey hotbed known as Raleigh, North Carolina because Murica...

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (2CeDH)

68 Every poll done so far, and there have been a lot of them, shows support between 25-30%. It’s an uphill battle.

I was in Vancouver earlier this year and was shocked at how few white people there were. I had been there about 10 years ago. It was very diverse then too but it was at least somewhat “Canadian” looking. This year? Holy fuck I could easily have been in Beijing or Bombay and not known the difference.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (7xx4i)

69 Regina's New Friday Soundtrack: Islamic Calls to Prayer” [Juno News – 6/22/2026]
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Holy crap - I have found myself wondering for several years how the Left plans to ruin Friday.

It's one of the happiest things most people still share. The Left need it gone - or at least divided like everything else. I think they found their way in.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (d2MOG)

70 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)
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My Uncle Tony called. Says he need an address and a photo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:27 AM (JvZF+)

71 >>Canada is gone. It cannot be saved nor restored to the polite, commonwealth country we knew in the 20th Century.

You're going to regret saying that, buddy!

Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (J4Dwc)

72 SMH darling, I hope you are well. And fuck the commies and their "friends".

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (d2MOG)

73 Willowed: Wolfus,
The new Dave Sundstrom video on YT is about how James Blish Star Trek novels are so important. Figured you would enjoy it.
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026


***
I'll have a look. I grew up with those even before I saw some of the early episodes they were based on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

74 As long as I had a SAW handy, I'd be more than happy to lead them to Christ.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (FdpeO)

Arrange a face-to-face meeting.

Posted by: The Lord will know which are his at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)

75 48 There will still be vast, unprotected swaths of border, but surveillance drones and satellites can pick up any unusual or heavy traffic along those parts.
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Gonna be very useful for when the commies want to keep everyone in.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:20 AM (d2MOG)
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Let them keep them in. I'm sorry, I'm refugeed out, especially given that there are almost no Canadiens left in Canada.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (KFbdf)

76 52 God.

Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.

I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14

Ugh Dave! Okay, let’s put our heads together and figure something out. What is your ideal role in 5 words or less.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (ZdaMQ)

77 Buck is off in fantasy land again
Public polling on that referendum shows only 20 to 30% approval
About the same as Trump's vanity war on Iran

Posted by: Paul at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (FwBbX)

78 Trudeau even described the country as the world’s first “postnational state,” with “no core identity” and “no mainstream.”
——

Most importantly, he thinks those are unalloyed “Really Really Good Things, You Guys!”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (cdNls)

79 What kind of asshole vandalizes a WWII memorial?

Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)

80 The muezzin has always been about dominance. It's supposed to piss everyone off who isn't happy to hear a daily reminder of their own dominance. That's it's function. That's why it's a goatfucking retard yodeling for half a fucking hour and not some happy bell and a dude saying "Prayer time!" in Arabic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (Ot/FD)

81 Canada is dead already. They just don't know it.

Eff em. Build a wall and be done with them.

Posted by: Astro is Asshoe at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (/V68c)

82 RandomDave, I am so sorry. I know how it feels. Prayer up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)

83 I knew the trolls were Canadian! How embarrassing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (c7ZbX)

84 Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

Oh man, didn't realize. I will say some prayers. You did after all save me from being skinned alive.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:30 AM (d2MOG)

85 But wHaT aBouT cHurCh BeLls?
- leftists

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (7xx4i)

86 Ugh Dave! Okay, let’s put our heads together and figure something out. What is your ideal role in 5 words or less.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (ZdaMQ)

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist

Posted by: Philanthropist is negotiable at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (TbWk/)

87 or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada?”

Uhh, that option sounds like it would take a hundred years, what with the parasites being in control of every step and all. What else ya got?

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (i+Wsn)

88 Let them keep them in. I'm sorry, I'm refugeed out, especially given that there are almost no Canadiens left in Canada.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (KFbdf)

I meant the commies here!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (d2MOG)

89 Posted by: Paul at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (FwBbX)

Well, if it's a poll we know they're totally and absolutely correct all the time. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 11:32 AM (W90Ou)

90 We need to shut out mouths about Alberta's potential independence. Carney and the rest of the America haters will just use anything we say as proof that America is behind the incipient separation. Sure, they'll blame us anyway, but let's not give them any ammunition. We can laugh at rump Canada afterwards.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

Marx Carnage is the best salesman the Alberta Independence movement could hope to have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:32 AM (1z8ji)

91 Ugh Dave! Okay, let’s put our heads together and figure something out. What is your ideal role in 5 words or less.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (ZdaMQ)

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
Posted by: Philanthropist is negotiable at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (TbWk/)


Anarchist reactionary running-dog revisionist.

Posted by: zombie Neil Peart at August 14, 2026 11:33 AM (wBRco)

92 Best wishes for a good Friday and weekend for ever'body!

My video tour this morning of a new 2BR/1BA property went so well, I decided to put in an offer on it! If the owner accepts, the inspection will tell me (as it did on the previous house) if the place is as good as it looks. It's a nice little corner house with a shade tree in front, a foyer, a deck the owner will re-stain, a good basement, a 2-car garage, and a little shed that will need some paint work -- but that *appears* to be the only thing that will. Good neighborhood too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:33 AM (wzUl9)

93 Don't believe the polls!

Posted by: John at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (a+MGa)

94 If Alberta leaves Canada, would they also leave the Commonwealth?

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

95 Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.
[ ... ]
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave

Sorry man, I feel ya. It's been over 7 months now for me. Most of the places I've applied to don't even both to send the phony "thanks but no thanks" email.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

I'm with y'all. I had a contingent offer letter at one point... and it went south. I'm at 8 months now, and unemployment can't pay the mortgage.

Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (kU0PQ)

96 Where do you see yourself in five years?

Not answering idiotic questions like that one.

Posted by: Did I get the job? at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (TbWk/)

97 Hey Ellipsis!

I'm doing fine, just having to put in my travel voucher with the VA after my appointment yesterday.
It takes an hour to get there via very curvy and hilly roads. My little Jeep Patriot's tiny 4-cylinder did not like.

She clinic had MASSIVE photos of the President and VP, very unlike the St. Louis clinics where they were tiny and hung out of the way.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (FdpeO)

98 Yo, Alberta! Learn from the South’s mistakes.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (qsfar)

99 85 But wHaT aBouT cHurCh BeLls?
- leftists
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:31 AM (7xx4i)

To be honest, I don't really like church bells either.... but again, it's about dominance. The Church dominates in America, or at least ought to, so if there's going to be any standardized civil noise to be had, it damn well better not be some yodeling rugfucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (Ot/FD)

100 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:33 AM (wzUl9)

Good to hear, Wolfus.

How's the Miss Linda front going?

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

101 I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)


Aw, man...wish I was in any position to help. If I ever get housing sorted I'll be running that hell myself, which is no fun at 29+n. Prayers for ya, wish I had more than that.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (OUMaO)

102 Mazal Wolfus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (JvZF+)

103 Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)
_____

Rookie mistake! The convertible for ladies of means (or who have access to means) who teach pilates or exercise classes is a Mercedes convertible.

"Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

104 It would be useful for future renegade Americans if there were a renegade republic to the North. They'll need all the friends they can get once the thing happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)

105 Dave - have you tried the Post Office? Turnover is extremely high and they always have need for Clerks and other positions, not simply letter carriers.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (cdNls)

106 I was going to sock puppet Fetterman and say, “The bells, the bellls!”, but I’m more mature now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (c7ZbX)

107 DeSantis is never going to be President, they have to get that idea out of their heads.

The 28 ticket is going to be a Vance/Rubio.

If it's not that, then something seriously wrong has transpired and we're proper f**ked.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2026 11:37 AM (XV/Pl)

108 Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.

I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:21 AM (aJQbY)

Send in applications to that company's largest competitiors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (1z8ji)

109 Interesting that one name is conspicuous by its absence.

If Vance is meant to become somebody, he's got plenty of time to develop before Trump leaves office. ...in 2032.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (i+Wsn)

110 For everyone seeking work, are in my prayers, your break is coming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (JvZF+)

111 Well, if it's a poll we know they're totally and absolutely correct all the time. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Unfortunately it’s not just one poll. It’s a lot of them. And they all say 25-30% support. I think there was one that showed 35% a few months ago as an outlier.

Brexit polls showed remain winning but it was like 3% lead to remain and leave won by 3%. Polls can be off as we all know.. But we’re taking polls showing 60-30 remain with 10% not sure. Unless something insane happens, that isn’t turning into 51-49 leave.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (7xx4i)

112 Arrange a face-to-face meeting.
Posted by: The Lord will know which are his at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)
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They come into my AO and try to start something, I won't be alone in arranging meetings...

Appalachia, the Ozarks, etc, are not places for the most part that will put up with such...foolishness.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:38 AM (FdpeO)

113 For those job seeking, the harsh reality is someone who is employed is always the stronger candidate. With that in mind, it is best to take a role, and I mean any role, while you are searching. I can help you parlay how that role fits into your overall game plan when explaining it in an interview.

Ask for feedback from the interview and if you get it, listen. If you are struggling with what the feedback says, let me know. I will help you dissect it as best I can, and I will help you craft answers differently next time as best as I possibly can.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:39 AM (ZdaMQ)

114 Ugh Dave! Okay, let’s put our heads together and figure something out. What is your ideal role in 5 words or less.
Posted by: Piper


Hit man.

Oh, you meant for Dave. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:39 AM (AzRNx)

115 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:35 AM (FdpeO)

I have a muslim doctor whose office decorates for Christmas and had the Trump fight fight fight magazine out prominently forever. No reason to do any of that where I live so not sure what's up there. But if anyone can get away with it he can. And he did pretty much save my life.

Those roads sound like when me and Brit Lass used to visit Maine a long time ago. I suppose you could do a book on tape, no idea what to do about the Jeep, don't kill it!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:40 AM (d2MOG)

116
Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


That's Trump's vanity war, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2026 11:40 AM (Cqx++)

117 There's a poll posted by Byron York at HotAir.
White men no college Rogers 63 al-Sayed 37
White men w/college Rogers 55 al-Sayed 43
White women no college Rogers 60 al-Sayed 38
White women college. Rogers 37 al-Sayed 60
AWFL's be awful

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (xCuiu)

118 Mazal Wolfus
Posted by: San Franpsycho



*opens Hebrew phrasebook

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (AzRNx)

119 The USA will eventually have to invade and conquer a lot of fallen western nations and put the islamists to the sword. Not because we want to, but because we'll have no other choice. Not enough tough decisions have been made at the beginning of things resulting in terribly violent decisions at the end of things.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (3uBP9)

120 Piper -
Five words or less?

server, automation, innovation
(two words to be determined later)

My 'programming knowledge' has been focused on (Windows) server scripting and administration for the last 20 years, so general 'write an app' or 'serverless database' or 'must have experience building and supporting kubernetes clusters' stuff isn't going anywhere fast. Innovation - I prefer to be doing interesting things like building new systems or automating maintenance or writing code.

I have some cloud experience, and I understand a little more than just the basics of firewalls and networking and storage arrays, but when they want '5+ years administering storage arrays and managing routers', I can't claim that. That was the job of two other groups that I knew how to explain my needs to and how to diagnose when they got it wrong.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (aJQbY)

121 Throwing back to the last thread, the gift for my wife has arrived, and Team Leg Lamp is going to be disappointed. It's absolutely what I wanted it to be. I already gave it to her and she is very, very pleased and surprised. I think earlier I said it was from the 50's, it's actually an Art Deco piece from the 1920's.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (vV6n9)

122 114 Ugh Dave! Okay, let’s put our heads together and figure something out. What is your ideal role in 5 words or less.
Posted by: Piper


Hit man.

Oh, you meant for Dave. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026

Everyone is free to dream!

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)

123 Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM (3uBP9)

Enough, you had me at “put Islamist to the sword.”

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:43 AM (c7ZbX)

124 My dream role: clue-by-four operator

Posted by: It's a real swinging gig at August 14, 2026 11:43 AM (TbWk/)

125 Throwing back to the last thread, the gift for my wife has arrived, and Team Leg Lamp is going to be disappointed. It's absolutely what I wanted it to be. I already gave it to her and she is very, very pleased and surprised. I think earlier I said it was from the 50's, it's actually an Art Deco piece from the 1920's.
Posted by: Lincolntf


Team Leg Lamp Fra Gi Lay 0 & 1. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (AzRNx)

126 "Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)
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Is that you Lauren Hutton?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (JvZF+)

127 The USA will eventually have to invade and conquer a lot of fallen western nations and put the islamists to the sword. Not because we want to, but because we'll have no other choice. Not enough tough decisions have been made at the beginning of things resulting in terribly violent decisions at the end of things.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 11:41 AM


We should start with Minnesota.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (4NO2D)

128 Everyone is free to dream!
Posted by: Piper


FREE to dream? I can't even pay attention. 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:45 AM (AzRNx)

129 Piper, the key is to start at an absurd position and negotiate down.

Mention how much you like the new Czinger roadster, base price $2.75 million:

https://tinyurl.com/ye2a7uj7 (Car and Driver link)

The Tesla will seem like a quite-reasonable bargain after that.

Posted by: far cry at August 14, 2026 11:45 AM (wBRco)

130 My dream role: clue-by-four operator
Posted by: It's a real swinging gig


I'm not even vlose to being in good enough shape for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (AzRNx)

131 Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM

Glad it arrived safely and your wife liked it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (W90Ou)

132 If Alberta leaves Canada, would they also leave the Commonwealth?
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

I expect so. An independent Alberta would become a Republic.

I don't place any credence in the so-called "legal" mechanism for Alberta to leave Canada. When the time is right, it will be a unilateral declaration of independence.

And the troll Pawl ought to remember that only about 30% of the population of the 13 Colonies were strongly in favor of independence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (1z8ji)

133
I'm glad to report my PS district is now automatically banning any gay themed content for young kids. The last thing was, the pre-K program dropped "Cocomelon" from their entertainment because they had a gay episode, but there have been a number of things the district has pulled, to the dismay of Nearby Gay Commiopolis.

It's at least a step in the right direction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 11:46 AM (BI5O2)

134 Thanks, Fen.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:48 AM (vV6n9)

135 95 Prayers for guidance please, folks. The job went to someone else.
[ ... ]
I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave

Sorry man, I feel ya. It's been over 7 months now for me. Most of the places I've applied to don't even both to send the phony "thanks but no thanks" email.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

I'm with y'all. I had a contingent offer letter at one point... and it went south. I'm at 8 months now, and unemployment can't pay the mortgage.
Posted by: GWB
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The only thing I can offer is perhaps doing informational interviewing of people in the field you want to work in. If you are not seeking a job (at least not directly) and simply discussing someone's work, that gets you away from the HR screening apparatus that is designed to keep potential job seekers away from bothering employees. What Color is My Parachute is the one book that has preached this since 1960's and it is successful and stayed in print for so long because it is a useful technique.

Libraries or Ebay have this book and I advise reading it for the nuances of doing this. Worked for a number of my students fwiw.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)

136 @120

>>My 'programming knowledge' has been focused on (Windows) server scripting and administration for the last 20 years, so general 'write an app' or 'serverless database' or 'must have experience building and supporting kubernetes clusters' stuff isn't going anywhere fast.


Unless you got a friend that's going to set you up, you need to brush up on Python, JavaScript, C#, Java, and Lua.

The fastest way in would be to try to get a junior web-dev, if you want to continue the tech route.

There are a lot of job postings for programmers that can program UI's and control systems for AV integration.

Take a look at every crash course video on YouTube.

If your current skillset is just general bash or powershell scripting, that's going to be tough.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2026 11:48 AM (XV/Pl)

137 I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)

Keep pounding the pavement. Make looking for employment your full-time job.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)

138 I have some cloud experience, and I understand a little more than just the basics of firewalls and networking and storage arrays, but when they want '5+ years administering storage arrays and managing routers', I can't claim that. That was the job of two other groups that I knew how to explain my needs to and how to diagnose when they got it wrong.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August

Okay, so listen. If you see a role that says this and you have 60% of what they want, throw your hat in the ring and create a nexis between what you do know and how you can close the gap. You are a salesman in your interview and you are selling you. The very best you that exists. The other thing is if you are seeing roles pop up that consistently require this skill set, go find some free class on it, even if you know more than the instructor. 1. It opens networking and 2. In your interview, you are going to say “I have recognized this trend as a needed skill. I wanted to close the gap in my tool kit, so I have taken course z, etc etc.” shows recognition of skill gap, recognition of emerging trends and initiative to resolve.

Are you working with a headhunter?

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (ZdaMQ)

139 Throwing back to the last thread, the gift for my wife has arrived, and Team Leg Lamp is going to be disappointed. It's absolutely what I wanted it to be. I already gave it to her and she is very, very pleased and surprised. I think earlier I said it was from the 50's, it's actually an Art Deco piece from the 1920's.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 11:42 AM (vV6n9)
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Is it frageelay?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (JvZF+)

140
Good to hear, Wolfus.

How's the Miss Linda front going?
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026


***
I haven't told her about this place. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 11:49 AM (wzUl9)

141 I have a muslim doctor whose office decorates for Christmas and had the Trump fight fight fight magazine out prominently forever. No reason to do any of that where I live so not sure what's up there. But if anyone can get away with it he can. And he did pretty much save my life.
___

We had a muslim soldier in our unit in 2006 that was a riot and was and damn good soldier.
That said, he was pretty much marinated in the good 'ol USA, and he loved him some bacon.

Basically, he was as much muslim as Biden and Pelosi are Catholics.

The ones coming here to get their jihad on, and spitting out little jihadists are the ones I'm concerned with.

Sadly, since the muslim community are unable/unwilling to police up their own, they too will get caught in the crossfire if things continue to escalate.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:50 AM (FdpeO)

142 I have a muslim doctor whose office decorates for Christmas and had the Trump fight fight fight magazine out prominently forever. No reason to do any of that where I live so not sure what's up there. But if anyone can get away with it he can. And he did pretty much save my life.

Those roads sound like when me and Brit Lass used to visit Maine a long time ago. I suppose you could do a book on tape, no idea what to do about the Jeep, don't kill it!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:40 AM (d2MOG)
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A lot of Muslims are decent people and buy into the idea that the Koran is not about kill the Jews and Christians and jump up and down on their bones.

The problem is that the tame Muslims are the most likely to vote for the liberal spectrum of candidates. But your guy sounds good.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:51 AM (Fi81e)

143 Piper -

Headhunters, only incidentally - applications turn out to be to companies that are actually staffing/placement companies, kind of thing. And weirdly, most of those never get back to me with 'well, what about this job' after the one I apply for falls through before I even get an interview.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 11:52 AM (aJQbY)

144 132 If Alberta leaves Canada, would they also leave the Commonwealth?
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

I expect so. An independent Alberta would become a Republic.

I don't place any credence in the so-called "legal" mechanism for Alberta to leave Canada. When the time is right, it will be a unilateral declaration of independence.

And the troll Pawl ought to remember that only about 30% of the population of the 13 Colonies were strongly in favor of independence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ben Franklin had an apt quote in the play 1776, "Dr. Benjamin Franklin tells John Dickinson that "Revolutions, Mr. Dickinson, come into this world like bastard children... half improvised and half compromised."

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)

145 A lot of Muslims are decent people and buy into the idea that the Koran is not about kill the Jews and Christians and jump up and down on their bones.

The problem is that the tame Muslims are the most likely to vote for the liberal spectrum of candidates. But your guy sounds good.
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 14, 2026 11:53 AM (FdpeO)

146 A lot of Muslims are decent people and buy into the idea that the Koran is not about kill the Jews and Christians and jump up and down on their bones.

-----

Yeah.

They're already here. The Arab brain-drain started in the 70s and it was over by the 90s.

The only ones coming in since have been the dregs, at best.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)

147 I knew a Muslim guy in the Navy. Nice dude. Saved my ass from getting in a heap o' trouble once.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

148 I have nothing else 'in the pipeline' right now, no other 'I saw your resume' that I'm actually a good fit for, nor positive responses to applications.

I'm so sick of this.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)

Kind of sounds like you need to take any job right now, at least until you find that perfect job you're hung up on.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)

149 "Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)
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Is that you Lauren Hutton?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 11:44 AM (JvZF+)
_______

"Meh"

-- Pebbles

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)

150 Ben Franklin had an apt quote in the play 1776, "Dr. Benjamin Franklin tells John Dickinson that "Revolutions, Mr. Dickinson, come into this world like bastard children... half improvised and half compromised."
Posted by: whig

I love that play.

I would love to play the guy from Rhode Island.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)

151 Basically, he was as much muslim as Biden and Pelosi are Catholics.

Heh. I once worked with a Jewish guy and I asked if he kept kosher. He said something like "During Passover, I'll take the bun off my bacon cheeseburger."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 11:57 AM (vTZFs)

152 For those job seeking, the harsh reality is someone who is employed is always the stronger candidate. With that in mind, it is best to take a role, and I mean any role, while you are searching. I can help you parlay how that role fits into your overall game plan when explaining it in an interview.

Ask for feedback from the interview and if you get it, listen. If you are struggling with what the feedback says, let me know. I will help you dissect it as best I can, and I will help you craft answers differently next time as best as I possibly can.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:39 AM (ZdaMQ)
==
As a fellow HR pro - Piper is correct. Always happy to help a fellow moron if I can.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:01 PM (7/DDO)

153 Folks, he’s a middle aged white guy trying to get hired in a field that … does not as a rule try to hire middle aged white guys. It won’t hurt anything to get feedback from the interview, but … Let’s be realistic.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 12:03 PM (cdNls)

154 At the end of the day, they are going to side with their co-religionists and ethnic tribe, not the US. And they won't denounce them either because that would make them a 'bad Muslim' from those in their congregation. And as the percentage of Muslims rise in a society, so does the crackdown on what the fundamentalists consider heretical behavior. FWIW, same goes with the left. Humans are herd tribal animals by and large.

We don't like to hear such things but the good ones are here to do things that they could not do in their home societies but that does not make them amenable to supporting Us versus Them when the inevitable crunch occurs. Seen it happen in real time during times like 9/11 or tensions in the Middle East.

Lee Kuan Yew was correct unfortunately--and that is because most people are followers and not ideological per se.

It is when a crisis occurs and a choice must be made, they side with one or the other side and that is going to be who they identify with. For Southerners in the time of the Civil War, they sided with their homes, kin, and friends. For Northerners, the same. And the few dissenters on either side were silenced or worse.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

155 I love that play.

I would love to play the guy from Rhode Island.
Posted by: Bulg

"McNair, bring me some rum!"

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

156 I have some cloud experience, and I understand a little more than just the basics of firewalls and networking and storage arrays, but when they want '5+ years administering storage arrays and managing routers', I can't claim that. That was the job of two other groups that I knew how to explain my needs to and how to diagnose when they got it wrong.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August
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Dave - IT hiring is some of the worst about doing what you describe. Apply for it anyway, highlight the hell out of the things you can do. Realize unfortunately some of those companies are looking for someone who doesn't exist - some of them may just be essentially ghost jobs to fulfill an in ternal recruiting requirement. Current "Talent Acquisition" practices suck, as do the bosses running those sections. Sorry about that.
And networking is the biggest key - even if you suck at it, lay out a network map, and start filling it.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)

157 good advice from Black JEM.

but wow the tech space. am really glad I saw this coming ages ago and high tailed it back to advertising/media.

tech is a wreck

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)

158
Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag. If Elric is here, he will find this somewhat ironic for other reasons.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 11:06 AM (ZdaMQ)


Wow, the 620 miles driving range if true is a game changer.

The 250 mph speeds make it a death rocket though pretty much for you and everyone around you.

Maaaayyybe, you could drive on some West Texas highways at 100+ speeds safely but not much else.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 12:09 PM (iJfKG)

159 frageelay
I'm not the kind of guy to hold a grudge but I'm never going to forget this.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 12:10 PM (7SG0S)

160 153 Folks, he’s a middle aged white guy trying to get hired in a field that … does not as a rule try to hire middle aged white guys. It won’t hurt anything to get feedback from the interview, but … Let’s be realistic.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Yes, those hiring view such as disposable, dated, and are far more critical of them than justified. It is the one form of bigotry still allowed combining age with racial discrimination. It is ingrained into corporate think. This is not the job market of even 2016, it is infested with those making decisions doing so in view of what they think the organization, not them, value. And that marketplace does not value older white men. Tech has become particularly vicious about it.

Small business is less likely to do that because they are often more on a knife's edge of survival but has its own problems simply to keep running and make a profit.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)

161 Nood. More fraud.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

162 Speaking of non-Chinese electric cars, the Tesla Roadster looks so sweet. J being the boring person he is, told me not only no but heck no to the $200k price tag


my husband told me the same about that very awesome looking Grenadier Trailmaster!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (j+aD2)

163 What kind of asshole vandalizes a WWII memorial?

Probably idiots that can’t even tell you anything about WWII.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 11:29 AM (c7ZbX)

THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 12:12 PM (hmYU4)

164 I can't prove it but I suspect that 99% of my rejections are by AI. Sometimes there is a box you can check that says more-or-less "Don't use AI to analyze my application." I figure checking that box is equivalent to checking one that says "Don't look at my application at all, forward it directly to the trash bin."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 12:13 PM (vTZFs)

165 143 Piper -

Headhunters, only incidentally - applications turn out to be to companies that are actually staffing/placement companies, kind of thing. And weirdly, most of those never get back to me with 'well, what about this job' after the one I apply for falls through before I even get an interview.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14

No promises, but let me ask J if he has a recruiter he works with or knows in his network that could be helpful to send your resume out for you. He is in what sounds like a not fun meeting right now as he is telling someone they should consider back in the box thinking. Will ask after.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 12:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 What kind of asshole vandalizes a WWII memorial?
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THIS asshole.
https://tinyurl.com/3ukxyzm5


Sigh. Another Boomer* trying to relive 1968.

* a group that includes me FWIW

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (vTZFs)

167 Headhunters, only incidentally - applications turn out to be to companies that are actually staffing/placement companies, kind of thing.

From what I've seen, they're just harvesting your resume for plausible backgrounds to give Indian applicants.

Which is why including "hit man" and "Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist" could be so entertaining.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 12:16 PM (i+Wsn)

168
The Enbridge pipeline from Edmonton Alberta to Sarnia, Ontario took 5 months to put up in 1953.

Michigan democrats have been trying to close it for 12 years.

Nothing will happen guy is on our side here.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)

169 Yes, those hiring view such as disposable, dated, and are far more critical of them than justified. It is the one form of bigotry still allowed combining age with racial discrimination. It is ingrained into corporate think. This is not the job market of even 2016, it is infested with those making decisions doing so in view of what they think the organization, not them, value. And that marketplace does not value older white men. Tech has become particularly vicious about it.

Small business is less likely to do that because they are often more on a knife's edge of survival but has its own problems simply to keep running and make a profit.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)
==
Some do - but there is a talent shortage - and some companies are looking for exactly what Dave is. Competent and capable person who will show up each day and do his job. We have a number of those types at the business I'm with now, and I am always looking out for more.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 14, 2026 12:36 PM (7/DDO)

170 Alberta independence has about 30% support. The referendum will fail. Even if it were to pass, there are a number of other hurdles that make it virtually impossible. It's not going to happen. Electing a conservative government there will improve things -- the youth are leaning hard conservative, while boomers are stingily keeping their vote parked with the Liberals. Things are changing as recent polling (the reliable ones, not Ekos or Nanos) shows Carney is losing steam.

Posted by: CoryC at August 14, 2026 12:51 PM (0yjAe)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Picasso Old Guitarist.jpg

The Old Guitarist
Pablo Picasso

One of the assumptions I make when searching for sources of the art I want to post is that the museum that possesses the work has the most interest in using an accurate version of the piece on the internet.

There are plenty of brighter and and more brightly colored versions of this Picasso all over the web, so if you like art that looks like a neon sign...have at it!

But The Art Institute of Chicago has this version, and I am going to trust them, even though they are probably filthy blue-city commies!

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Death warmed over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

3 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

4 Neil Young: The Later Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)

5 This image is burned in my mind.

It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)

6 But The Art Institute of Chicago has this version, and I am going to trust them, even though they are probably filthy blue-city commies!


The painting DOES have a blue hue to it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

7 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)

8 "But The Art Institute of Chicago has this version"

I remember seeing it there.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (Jr5Lq)

9 Keith Richard's older brother.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

10 Also I nooded

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (JvZF+)

11 "I gave my love a cherry, that ha-----"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Ot/FD)

12 i took pops to see segovia at the auditorium.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

13 Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Blue on blue now that we are through
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
And I find I can't get over losing you

Posted by: Bobby Vinton at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (GTqXr)

14 Pablo was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

15 No boobs. No dog.
Meh.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (kXFFr)

16 >>>The Old Guitarist

Ageist!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (odBC9)

17 Cadaverous
blech

just no

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

18 He's opening for The Dixie Chicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (o5Cl5)

19 not as rusty as casandra.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

20 The dude who posed for this then was probably about twenty years younger than Mick Jagger now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (Ot/FD)

21 7 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM

It's abridged.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

22 Making a living on the Chicago city streets is going to suck.
Or New York.
Detroit.
etc.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Sco7b)

23 5 This image is burned in my mind.

It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)

Yikes! No Disney for you!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (odBC9)

24 They dug him up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (O0YTm)

25 I sang "Dixie" as he died.

Posted by: Dwight Yokum at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

26 this image was instructive on getting the correct angle for les paul's arm.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

27 Cadaverous

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

28 Abra-
Abra-cadaver....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (Ot/FD)

29 21 i'm tuning y'all out.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

30 "Wanna hear me play the intro from Stairway to Heaven?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (o5Cl5)

31 11 "I gave my love a cherry, that ha-----"


Heart attack get your tongue?

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (odBC9)

32 "Get the shovels. Gotta fresh one we can use." - Pablo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (O0YTm)

33 He looks like John Carradine in The Grapes of Wrath.

Was this from Picasso's "Blue Period"?

"We visited Picasso. He was just beginning his Blue Period. But we came over, so he started it ten minutes later."
( -- Woody Allen)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

34 Alternate title:

"The Old Guitarist Is a Part-Time Hot Yoga Instructor"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (iJfKG)

35 17 Cadaverous
blech

just no
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

27 Cadaverous
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (odBC9)

36 "El Mariachi: The Final Years."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)

37 29 21 i'm tuning y'all out.

It just doesn't strike the right chord.

Posted by: Groan at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

38 This image is burned in my mind.

It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)

Spent some stretches of time waiting outside the principal's office did you?

Posted by: Count de Monet Did The Same In Church Kindergarten at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

39 I gave my love a cherry, that has no stone.
I gave my love a chicken, that has no bone.
I told my love a story,

*smash bang kaboong*

Sorry

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (/+uur)

40 "The Old Guitarist Is a Part-Time Hot Yoga Instructor"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026


***
The hotness is clearly part-time for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

41 The Old Guitarist's setlist:

Whistle While You Work
Zippidy Do-Dah
It's a Beautiful Morning
The Whole World Smiles With You

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (Jr5Lq)

42 NO STAIRWAY

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

43 22 andre williams was on the bridge near the art institute every day begging in '79. then he was rediscovered, now he's dead.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

44 At first I thought it was nice of the guards to let the concentration camp victims a few instruments to entertain themselves with as they starve to death. And then I saw it had no strings. devious.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (3uBP9)

45 No pronounced hooterage. Sad.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

46 More like "The Dead Guitarist" ...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (nJ/vH)

47 Was this from Picasso's "Blue Period"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
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I like how old-timers call Games Worshop's paint jobs from the 1990s as their "red period."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (ZOv7s)

48 I hate to tell you, but that dude is died.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (JvZF+)

49 Old guitarist be dead for a few days. The flys weren't painted in. The smell is getting pungent by now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (g8Ew8)

50 Technically, it's Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.

That's why nothing gets done very quickly in Spain.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (qwx/I)

51 >>>But The Art Institute of Chicago has this version, and I am going to trust them, even though they are probably filthy blue-city commies!

Going by the filthy, blue version of the painting, I suspect they are biased.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (8mulE)

52 No comment.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)

53 No pronounced hooterage. Sad.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
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Tell me about it!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (ZOv7s)

54 Cyanotic guitarist. Get that man on O2, stat.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (2Xqig)

55 Alternate title:

"Pedro Took the Saying "If Music Be the Food of Love Play On!" Just a Little Too Seriously and Starved To Death"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (iJfKG)

56 42 NO STAIRWAY
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

And she's buy-ai-ing

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:39 AM (odBC9)

57 They were just stringing him along.

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

58 More like "The Dead Guitarist" ...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (nJ/vH)

That'd be me.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Garcia at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

59 It hung on the wall outside the principal's office in my elementary school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (JvZF+)

Spent some stretches of time waiting outside the principal's office did you?
Posted by: Count de Monet Did The Same In Church Kindergarten at August 14, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)
=====

Mom got called down to the school a couple times because of Mr. Smartmouth.

That painting said, "Give Up Hope"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (JvZF+)

60 dar dar dar dar dar

nang nang nang nang nang

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (/+uur)

61 What's the key? The key of D ... for dead.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (nJ/vH)

62 Piss-poor posture here, or may be suffering from Occipital Neuralgia.

Posted by: Diagnosis On The Cheep at August 14, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

63 I think Picasso's art is exploitative.

Posted by: PG at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (0fNkB)

64 It's an Esteban guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (O0YTm)

65 Wiki: "In the latter part of 1901, Picasso sank into a severe depression and blue tones began to dominate his paintings. Picasso's painting La mort de Casagemas, completed early in the year following his friend's suicide, was done in hot, bright hues. The painting considered the first of his Blue Period, Casagemas in His Coffin, was completed later in 1901 when Picasso was sinking into a major depression."

Apparently his Blue Period lasted until 1904, when he began his Rose Period.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

66
Nice shout out for the Chicago Art Institute, plan on taking a couple days if you go, French Impressionists took me a whole day alone.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (Y8DZL)

67 Ah, shit! Get the Narcan the guitar player OD'd again.

Posted by: Grizzled Roadie who's too old for this shit at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (r7+Q7)

68 The actual painting, as I recall (it has been about 25 years since I have been to the. Art Institute) is a bit brighter than my phone is showing here but not extraordinarily so.

I am not sure whether this painting makes me want to listen to Paco de Lucia or Robert Johnson.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (+1BUN)

69 If he plays American Pie one more time, I'll El Kabong him.

Posted by: Quick Draw McGraw at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

70 No strings attached!

Posted by: The other punchline at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

71 Neil Young?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (XCctI)

72 2 Death warmed over.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

Leftovers again?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (+1BUN)

73 Also I nooded

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (JvZF+)/i]


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (2YhKe)

74
Caption:

"And now for my next piece, I'll be playing Handel's "Death March". Everybody Sing along!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (iJfKG)

75 That feller is gonna get a crick in his neck, I guarantee it

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (cdNls)

76 the entertainment committie was unsure about this choice. he calmly offered, "don't fret, board."

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

77 45 No pronounced hooterage. Sad.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

The man sat outside of the luthierage
staring straight down at the sewerage,
with an axe with no string,
Ain't no ladies want a fling,
and he's bereft of all pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)

78 Don think I've liked any Picasso.
Freebird!!!!

Posted by: From about That Time at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (sl73Y)

79 Who draws the crowd, and plays so loud?
Baby, it's the guitar man
Who's gonna steal the show? You know
Baby, it's the guitar man

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (/+uur)

80 Don’t trust Pablo. He’s picasshoe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

81 Morning.

*Clears throat*

FREE BIRD!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (02QaS)

82 You got me singing the blues.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (ibDUx)

83 All seriousness aside, the painting does reflect and project a dour, dark, joyless air. Perhaps the guitarist is enjoying what he's doing, as much as he can anyway. But the viewer is going to say, "What's the use in anything?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

84 7 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)

It's got me wound up.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (+1BUN)

85 Play Free Bird!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (ndZc7)

86 This is an accurate rendition of the end state of living in NYC without access to a quality picante sauce.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)

87 Baby, it's the guitar man
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (/+uur)

great song

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)

88 66 life member

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

89 Babysat as a yute by Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

90
WARNING:

If you have a Blue Period, See Your Gynecologist Immediately.




Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

91 I think his guitar is gently weeping.

Posted by: George Harrison at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

92 33 He looks like John Carradine in The Grapes of Wrath.

He looks like David Carradine after jerking off.




Too soon?

Posted by: Grizzled Roadie who's too old for this shit at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (r7+Q7)

93 5 That feller is gonna get a crick in his neck, I guarantee it
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026


***
I can hear the crack in his neck when he straightens up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

94 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: The Mid-Size Manatee at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)

95 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026


***
Tune me up!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

96 14 Pablo was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

If you think he was angry that day, you should see Guernica.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)

97 Never understood the fascination with Picasso.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (O0YTm)

98 An old guitarist named Manuel
Did not take care of himself very well
Now he's down to a stick, but doesn't give a lick
Because he still wants to entertain the fans well.

( sorry it's not nearly up to the " Doc's" level but he's been at it much longer than I have).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (rHgXV)

99 91 I think his guitar is gently weeping.
Posted by: George Harrison at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM

And he's killing me softly.

Posted by: R. Flack at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

100
Picasso, therefore not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)

101 Not a fan of Pablo Picasso (it's my opinion that he pretty much became a fraud and a parody of art once he went into his abstract phase). However, this painting is okay-ish, but the posture of the guitarist looks awkward to me.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (ksbjf)

102 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (/+uur)

103 Anxiously awaiting a piece of Art that should be delivered this morning. A restored 1950's era lamp in the form of Joan of Arc, a birthday gift for my wife. She is an art historian who converted to Catholicism in 2020, so I think she'll really like it. I've only seen a few pics of the lamp, don't even know how tall it is (looks like desktop size), but I am hoping it is suitably impressive. Tracking says it should be here in an hour or two. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (vV6n9)

104 I'm not clicking on that link. I know this place.

Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

105 97 Never understood the fascination with Picasso.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (O0YTm)

Does seem pretty Pizzaro

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (/+uur)

106 Also from Wiki: "Furthermore, El Greco, Picasso's poor standard of living, and the suicide of a dear friend Carlos Casagemas influenced Picasso's style at the time which came to be known as his Blue Period. Several x-rays, infrared images and examinations by curators revealed three different figures hidden behind the old guitarist."

Easter Eggs, ca. 1903!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

107 Never understood the fascination with Picasso.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (O0YTm)

Same here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (g8Ew8)

108 I actually appreciate this much more than some of Picasso's other paintings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (rHgXV)

109 If you think he was angry that day, you should see Guernica.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)


Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)

110 77 45

The man sat outside of the luthierage
staring straight down at the sewerage,
with an axe with no string,
Ain't no ladies want a fling,
and he's bereft of all pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)

luthierage: What a cool word!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (odBC9)

111 I do generally think that Art People take Pablo Picasso wayyyy more seriously than Pablo Picasso took Pablo Picasso.

I'm sure he greatly enjoyed the ride, but he must have still thought "What a bunch of idiots" for most of his working life, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Ot/FD)

112
94 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: The Mid-Size Manatee at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)



OOOF. So close, yet so far.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

113 103 is it a leg in a fishnet stocking?

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

114 I've only seen a few pics of the lamp, don't even know how tall it is (looks like desktop size), but I am hoping it is suitably impressive. Tracking says it should be here in an hour or two. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (vV6n9)

It will look great beside the ladys fishnet leg Lamp

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (/+uur)

115 That feller is gonna get a crick in his neck, I guarantee it
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:42 AM (cdNls)
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He has his chiropractor on speed dial....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (FZ29D)

116 Dead guy with a guitar. OK, Pablo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Wnv9h)

117 *sings*

Some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist to stare, and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well, the girls would turn the color of the
Avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist to stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Richman at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM (iJfKG)

118 Several x-rays, infrared images and examinations by curators revealed three different figures hidden behind the old guitarist."

-
OMG! Not an old accordionist?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)

119 Why are Muslim American Politicians Uniformly Democrats?

-
Because they're both allied with Satan?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)

120
Hw Was AGOG* - a limerick

There once was a guitarist named Serge
Who lived his whole life on the verge
He entertained the kiddies
Playing happy little ditties
And for an encore played a funeral dirge



*A Grumpy Old GGuitarist

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

121 113 114 hm

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

122 100
Picasso, therefore not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)

Heh. It's a theory.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:50 AM (odBC9)

123 Thanks for the shout out to the Art Institute. Used to be my first stop when bringing visitors to the city.

More rain headed our way in N Illinois. My backyard is turning into Vietnam...which is fitting for Illinois.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (qwx/I)

124 Not a Picasso fan

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (3+Zxg)

125 Morning all. Geez. What a morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (AzRNx)

126 More rain headed our way in N Illinois. My backyard is turning into Vietnam...which is fitting for Illinois.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2026 09:51 AM (qwx/I)

Chi-gon?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (Ot/FD)

127 luthierage: What a cool word!
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:48 AM

Hmmmmph!

Posted by: The kazooage at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Picasso, therefore not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)


* golf clap *

I share the same low opinion of Picasso.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (ksbjf)

129 Ho "Chi" Minh City would be too on the nose, really....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM (Ot/FD)

130 We avoid shoeless guitarists at all costs.

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (JM9I6)

131 SPLC Top Dog Arrested for Fraud and Money Laundering

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I think the word you're looking for is "bitch".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

132 It will look great beside the ladys fishnet leg Lamp
Posted by: r hennigantx

It's a major award!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (hrOJm)

133 Congrats, CBD. You picked about the only Picasso painting I like. He captured the look of old age and what is familiar to the man, maybe the only thing that is important to him. The angles, this time, are not completely distorted, just suggestive. The overall blue tones are quiet, peaceful, perhaps accepting his situation. The simple areas of white and dark serve to bring out his thin, age-reduced physique.

I don't care for most of Picasso's paintings. He obviously has the talent to paint what he wants but I don't care for his topics or more abstract style.

Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (yTvNw)

134 He's blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di...

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (ftFVW)

135
Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)



Picasso was asshoe?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

136 If by "old" Picasso means "found dead in a ghetto gutter two weeks after the fact, stuffed into a garbage bag and buried in a shallow grave that turns out to be a pothole on the main thoroughfare, only to be removed by the road crew as they attempt to fix the roadway and discover his mangled corpse but don't have time to re-entomb him so they playfully prop him up against the wall with Miguel's guitar," then absolutely -- "Old Man" is an apt title.

Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (Ve/HL)

137 If it's a fishnet leg lamp, that will be funny enough to qualify as a good gift, I guess. I'd laugh and then run out real quick to buy a new gift. I actually know the seller from my old neighborhood. Haven't seen him in 30+ years, but he recently opened an antique/repair shop in upstate NY (Cobleskill, I think) and he used to be a Marine, so I trust he won't rip me off.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (vV6n9)

138 I like it more and more, the more I look at it in light of the Moron comments!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (odBC9)

139 80 Don’t trust Pablo. He’s picasshoe.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

https://youtu.be/qX8ROnkCo6A

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (+1BUN)

140 Tracking says it should be here in an hour or two

Nothing says they have to deliver it to the right house. Maybe it’s really sitting at a distribution center at Indianapolis. Or it will be smashed to pieces. All of the above. Lots of possibilities here!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (cdNls)

141
Why are Muslim American Politicians Uniformly Democrats?

-
Because they're both allied with Satan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)


Because they both think the other is the sucker, and can be easily controlled and/or eliminated when the time comes.

Also, they both want to destroy the West.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

142 If you think he was angry that day, you should see Guernica.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)

Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
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So many lies about Guernica. Picasso had started his painting long before the raid, and it's name was just clever branding. He was no Gordon Lightfoot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (ZOv7s)

143 It's a Picasso.

Gross pervert.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (BI5O2)

144 About to take a video tour of a new property, and wouldn't you know it, big black Stirling is up here on my desk. I've shifted him so I can take some notes as we go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)

145 "More rain headed our way in N Illinois. My backyard is turning into Vietnam"

I got the mowing done during a brief lull in the rain on Monday. The soup continues until at least this next Monday. This WX is a real challenge for local forecasters.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (Jr5Lq)

146 SPLC Top Dog Arrested for Fraud and Money Laundering


She's so ugly she had to bribe some Dude $1.2 Million to play hide the sausage with her.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (hrOJm)

147 A little depressing but I've always liked Picasso.
Would hang.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (xCuiu)

148 Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (vV6n9)

What a very interesting and thoughtful gift . Hope the lamp arrives safely and may your wife have a blessed birthday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Sz4/F)

149 Naomi Wolf Video: No Mojo in the Air – The Vax’s Killing of Sexual Desire

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You're thinking of feminism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

150 Ho "Chi" Minh City would be too on the nose, really....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Ho Chi Cago

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (AzRNx)

151
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

https://youtu.be/qX8ROnkCo6A
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (+1BUN)



I just did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)

152 Old Guitarist

"I'm 37, I'm not old. You could call me Dennis..."

Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Ve/HL)

153 >>> WARNING:

If you have a Blue Period, See Your Gynecologist Immediately.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)



Gosh! Thanks for the warning, I'll call right now...

Posted by: Smurfette at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (3uBP9)

154 I hope you nutsacks all know just how badly you're effing up my yootoob algorithm, here...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Ot/FD)

155 Holy moley
Chinook are running strong this morning. Guys pulling in 15# ers left and right.

Folks gonna eat good tonight!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2Jo7a)

156
She's so ugly she had to bribe some Dude $1.2 Million to play hide the sausage with her.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (hrOJm)



He's the only one that had enough flour to roll her in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)

157 Thank you, Fenelon.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (vV6n9)

158 Order a fancy restaurant meal. A fine bottle(s) of wine. Two desserts. "Pay" for it by scribbling on a table napkin.

Posted by: Picasso's Grift at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)

159 It's a Picasso.

Gross pervert.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Gandhi has also entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (hrOJm)

160 151
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

https://youtu.be/qX8ROnkCo6A
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:54 AM (+1BUN)

I just did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (2YhKe)

!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (odBC9)

161 I don't care for most of Picasso's paintings. He obviously has the talent to paint what he wants but I don't care for his topics or more abstract style.
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026


***
As John D. MacDonald had Travis McGee tell an abstract artist, "Picasso could sure enough draw a realistic cow if he wanted to."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

162 OMG! Not an old accordionist?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM


Would you prefer Lady of Spain, or something more polkaish?

Posted by: zombie Myron Florin at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (0sNs1)

163 Also, they both want to destroy the West.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

Judges would have accepted
They want to control every part of your life
food, sex, housing, money, health, doctors, drugs, vehicles, weapons, income, job, work, religion, and media.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (/+uur)

164 Because they're both allied with Satan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
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It's a reprise of the old Popular Front ("no enemies to the left!). In this case, it's not Marxism but overthrowing the old order that brings them together. Iran showed us how that works out in practice, but leftists are eternally ignorant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (ZOv7s)

165 He's the only one that had enough flour to roll her in.
Posted by: Sponge -

Hah! The old jokes are the best!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (hrOJm)

166 Touch of gray?

Posted by: Grateful Dead at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (Dv3i1)

167 Old Guitarist

"I'm 37, I'm not old. You could call me Dennis..."
Posted by: red speck


I'm 3700, I'm not old. You should call me Kieth Richards.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 09:59 AM (AzRNx)

168 If you think he was angry that day, you should see Guernica.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 09:45 AM (+1BUN)

Picasso was the epitome of the champagne socialist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
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So many lies about Guernica. Picasso had started his painting long before the raid, and it's name was just clever branding. He was no Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:55 AM (ZOv7s)


Hi there, AHL. It's not the Prayer Thread, but just letting you know that I have prayed Rosaries for Mrs. Lloyd for her healing.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:59 AM (ksbjf)

169 On the University of Montana campus, about where Grizzly stadium is now, there used to be a legacy private inholding. A farmhouse with a large garden. There was this old guy living there. He would wear this enormous straw hat to ward against the sun. He had some sort of osteoarthritis or weird thing where his head was bent over at about a 90 degree angle.

He walked REALLY slow. It was excruciating just to watch. But he was out there every day in his garden doing stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:00 AM (cdNls)

170 OMG! Not an old accordionist?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM

Would you prefer Lady of Spain, or something more polkaish?
Posted by: zombie Myron Florin


Apples Peaches Pumkin Pie, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:00 AM (AzRNx)

171 He's the only one that had enough flour to roll her in.
Posted by: Sponge -

Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (hrOJm)
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When she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:00 AM (ZOv7s)

172 Graham Platner to speak at labor rally, one of his first public events since ending Maine campaign

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Modeled on the Nuremberg rallies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)

173 He's the only one that had enough flour to roll her in.
Posted by: Sponge -

Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (hrOJm)
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When she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (AzRNx)

174 Apples Peaches Pumkin Pie, please.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026


***
As I used to say when I had to pack my courier van:

"I load you more today than yesterday,
But not as much as tomorrow . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

175 Hi there, AHL. It's not the Prayer Thread, but just letting you know that I have prayed Rosaries for Mrs. Lloyd for her healing.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:59 AM (ksbjf)
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Thank you! They are working, I assure you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)

176 Graham Platner to speak at labor rally, one of his first public events since ending Maine campaign

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Modeled on the Nuremberg rallies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)
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They need that Nazi energy!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:02 AM (ZOv7s)

177 ---
Thank you! They are working, I assure you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)



It seems I've missed something........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

178 However, high fiscal deficits, a substantial interest burden, and high and rising government debt levels constrain the rating. Debt is more than double the 'AA' rating median. The government has not taken meaningful actions to address the large general government (GG) fiscal deficits (averaging 7% of GDP since 2022), and spending pressures will mount over the next decade due to an aging population.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (/+uur)

179 171 He's the only one that had enough flour to roll her in.
Posted by: Sponge -
*
Hah! The old jokes are the best!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026
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When she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026


***
For exercise, she plays teeter-totter with the 4th Marine Division!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

180 My phone seems to gotten over its recalcitrance., so I would like share a thing that made me laugh today. I was at mass at the RCC today and no, I don't take the Eucharist. I go there because I enjoy the devotion of the people who attend, it's a nice way to start the day and it's a lovely church with beautiful stained glass windows . Anyway, there was a couple there - she is Asian of some sort and they have a little girl about three or four , and another child on the way. At the end of the mass after the priest's blessing she said "Can we go NOW? Rather loudly. I told the parents they have very cute little girl.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (xPsv8)

181 Order a fancy restaurant meal. A fine bottle(s) of wine. Two desserts. "Pay" for it by scribbling on a table napkin.
——-

There was a guy, can’t remember his name but became semi-famous because he could free-hand very authentic looking dollar bills and higher denomination US currency. Boggs maybe was his name.

He wouldn’t try to pass them off as legal tender, just order a meal and then hand them one and say, “hey isn’t this really cool?” and it oftentimes worked. The Secret Service, then under the US Treasury was in charge of going after counterfeiters and they determined he wasn’t doing anything illegal. He termed them “art” or whatever.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (cdNls)

182 Wolfus,
The new Dave Sundstrom video on YT is about how James Blish Star Trek novels are so important. Figured you would enjoy it.

Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

183 It seems I've missed something........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)
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Mrs. Lloyd had her breast cancer surgery on Wednesday. Double mastectomy. When it was time to move her to surgery, I looked at her chest and said: "I'll miss you guys. Still, we had 26 great years together!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (ZOv7s)

184 Brother in law is on day two of recovering from his surgery. FINALLY woke up and is out of the woods. Dear Wife remains with him as he is not handling his hospital stay well. They had to catharize him (not related to his surgery) as his bladder is not working properly. When she called this morning she had a bunch of pene questions regarding the catheter.

I told her "Hell, I don't know. You've seen a lot more of them than I have."


Now she isn't talking to me.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (hrOJm)

185
SPLC Top Dog Arrested for Fraud and Money Laundering

Pray, do not insult dogs by comparing them to this thieving strumpet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (O0L8i)

186
A.H., how's the missus? I've remembered her in my Rosary intentions. Hope Our Lady is listening, not that I have influence Upstairs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 10:07 AM (O0L8i)

187 Because they're both allied with Satan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)
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It's a reprise of the old Popular Front ("no enemies to the left!). In this case, it's not Marxism but overthrowing the old order that brings them together. Iran showed us how that works out in practice, but leftists are eternally ignorant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 09:58 AM (ZOv7s)


True enough, but both ideologies are in service to Satan (whether they acknowledge it or not). Some of Marx's writings admit to demonic influences, and Mo wasn't taking dictation from the Archangel Gabriel (I find it very revealing that Mo's version of Heaven was very carnal, while Jesus Christ taught that even married couples would be celibate in Heaven).

But ... Satan always eventually breaks his tools.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:07 AM (ksbjf)

188 Mrs. Lloyd had her breast cancer surgery on Wednesday. Double mastectomy. When it was time to move her to surgery, I looked at her chest and said: "I'll miss you guys. Still, we had 26 great years together!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM (ZOv7s)



Oh my.....I'm sooooo sorry to hear that.

First Lady chose to do the lumpectomy due to the type and early detection of her breast cancer.

Prayers for you and her. That's such a rough thing to go through.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)

189 Tempo- lento



blue-bla-di
blue-bla-dah
life goes on, brah
blah-blah how the life goes on

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (I0N4X)

190 154 I hope you nutsacks all know just how badly you're effing up my yootoob algorithm, here...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM (Ot/FD)

You're welcome.

Have another--

https://youtu.be/mrndSo8Uelo

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (+1BUN)

191 For exercise, she plays teeter-totter with the 4th Marine Division!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl90
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Destroyer of folding chairs.

(I actually knew a guy like that. At an encampment, lots of folks favored "director chairs" because they looked less modern, and damn if that guy didn't decimate the camp to the point where people would take the chairs back to their tents.)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)

192 Why is it hung sideways?

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)

193 Prayers for you and her. That's such a rough thing to go through.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)
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Thank you. There is a hidden blessing in this. My wife has had back trouble for years, and while her rack was glorious, it was also heavy. One of her first reactions was how much better her back feels now, and that she will be more mobile after she heals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s)

194 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm not a Picasso fan but I like this even if it is a commie guitar with no strings.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (2WIwB)

195 Thank you. There is a hidden blessing in this. My wife has had back trouble for years, and while her rack was glorious, it was also heavy. One of her first reactions was how much better her back feels now, and that she will be more mobile after she heals.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s)



Wow.....that's one hell of a way to go through reduction surgery, but, good you can both see a silver lining through it all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)

196 You're welcome.

Have another--

https://youtu.be/mrndSo8Uelo
Posted by: tankdemon

I don't know what the hell I just watched but I must admit, it gave a chuckle.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (hrOJm)

197 McDonald’s Taiwan today said it has halted sales of its limited edition Sea Flavor Fried Shrimp Burger and its double-patty version

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (/+uur)

198 I hope you nutsacks
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:56 AM


You know who only had a half-filled nutsack?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

199 Why is it hung sideways?

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)




That's what she said.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (2YhKe)

200 True enough, but both ideologies are in service to Satan (whether they acknowledge it or not). Some of Marx's writings admit to demonic influences, and Mo wasn't taking dictation from the Archangel Gabriel (I find it very revealing that Mo's version of Heaven was very carnal, while Jesus Christ taught that even married couples would be celibate in Heaven).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:07 AM (ksbjf)
---
Yes, the Father of Lies authors a great deal of "secular" mischief.

But I will raise a point of order: there was no Mohammed. he was created after the fact. The same """scholars""" who nitpick the Gospels and Greco-Roman philosophers and historians are completely silent on the lack of any contemporaneous reference to Islam's purported founder.

Gibbon pointed this out more than 200 years ago.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s)

201 155 we have a snag season here when they spawn and die. the bad part is they have rotting flesh trailing from their living corpses. the good part is browns, coho and scamania follow them for the eggs...

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)

202 >>> Why is it hung sideways?
Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X)


Turning it 90deg actually amps it up a bit. One way he's happily lounging, the other way he's a character crawling across the ceiling in a japanese horror flick. 180deg and he's doing advanced yoga.

Posted by: Smurfette at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (3uBP9)

203 192 Why is it hung sideways?

That's what I said!

Posted by: wife of guy with Peyronie's at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (J4Dwc)

204 158 Order a fancy restaurant meal. A fine bottle(s) of wine. Two desserts. "Pay" for it by scribbling on a table napkin.
Posted by: Picasso's Grift at August 14, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)

Salvatore Dali did something similar. He woukd actually pay the bill.

With a check. Then he would add a little doodle on the signature line and hope the restauratuer would prefer to have an original Dali work than cash the check.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (+1BUN)

205 156 should have sock puppeted "the wet spot"

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (Bep7s)

206 They've already caught the creep who desecrated the WWII memorial in DC.

https://tinyurl.com/y6n6sktf

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)

207 Salvatore Dali did something similar. He woukd actually pay the bill.

With a check. Then he would add a little doodle on the signature line and hope the restauratuer would prefer to have an original Dali work than cash the check.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 14, 2026 10:13 AM (+1BUN)



Dick move.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (2YhKe)

208 Jesus, if thats what guitar does to you....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (S41Gd)

209 When she jumps, it registers as 5.4 on the Richter Scale. She's permanently banned from California and Japan.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (ZOv7s)

210 I told her "Hell, I don't know. You've seen a lot more of them than I have."

Now she isn't talking to me.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2026 10:05 AM


Tell her to "Calm down."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (0sNs1)

211 They've already caught the creep who desecrated the WWII memorial in DC.

https://tinyurl.com/y6n6sktf
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)



Another tranny?

Common sense tranny control, NOW!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)

212 The Catholics here probably know this, but today is the feast day of St. Maximilian Kolbe, a Polish priest canonized by John Paul II . He helped Jews and gave up his life by volunteering to take the place of a family man who was with him
In the concentration camp. I was glad to go to church on the feast day of such and inspirational man.

Here is some more about him:

https://tinyurl.com/epmk9cs7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (xPsv8)

213 He's having a stroke and continues to sing the blues … excellent.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (ayRl+)

214 Saw Old Guitarist at the Mann Center in Philadelphia in 1982, hear he is still playing recently

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (KYOJq)

215 183 ... "Mrs. Lloyd had her breast cancer surgery on Wednesday. Double mastectomy. When it was time to move her to surgery, I looked at her chest and said: "I'll miss you guys. Still, we had 26 great years together!"

AHL, Prayers for your wife as she recovers.

As far as your joke: she is either going to smile and love you more or hit you with a cast iron pan. Could go either way. :-)

Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)

216 Trouble in paradise.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
David Hogg says Platner shouldn't be speaking at an upcoming labor event in Maine.

They went all in to make this guy a model for the new type of candidate they want to run, and are now upset that he doesn't want to go away and be quiet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

217 CBD:

Saw that Aldi's is selling "Frozen Ice" cubes that you might be interested in. Four large, square, crystal clear ice cubes for $4.99.

Aldi is selling Crystal Clear Frozen Ice Cubes as a 4-pack for $4.99. They’re about 1.8 inches across, made with reverse osmosis (RO) purified water, and are designed to melt more slowly so drinks stay colder with less dilution.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (3ImbR)

218 @WesternLensman
David Hogg says Platner shouldn't be speaking at an upcoming labor event in Maine.

They went all in to make this guy a model for the new type of candidate they want to run, and are now upset that he doesn't want to go away and be quiet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)




The fact that they picked Hogg, fired him, and are now picking him again makes me belly laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

219 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s

I will pray for your wife, Mr. Lloyd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (xPsv8)

220 Thieving Strumpets was the garage band name for The Dixie Chicks.

Posted by: Music nerd at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)

221 McDonald’s Taiwan today said it has halted sales of its limited edition Sea Flavor Fried Shrimp Burger and its double-patty version
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM (/+uur)
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I've been doing a series of posts discussing at potential PLA invasion of Taiwan for those who are interested. I loaded Part IV last night. Link in nick or just go to ahlloyd.com.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)

222 Mrs. Lloyd had her breast cancer surgery on Wednesday. Double mastectomy. When it was time to move her to surgery, I looked at her chest and said: "I'll miss you guys. Still, we had 26 great years together!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Prayers to Mrs. Lloyd. 🙏🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (AzRNx)

223
That painting looks like a snapshot of practically any denizen of the Kensington neighborhood in Philly, without the cacophony of sound and the revolting smells.

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (s9VOe)

224 Another tranny?
Common sense tranny control, NOW!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)
~~~~~

Not sure. I'm leaning toward AWFL.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (3ImbR)

225 169 i had a neighbor like that. he would putter around while singing, "dee dee, deedeedee" all day.
we called him the dee dee dee man. nobody knew his real name. he lived next door to richard siemen, no kidding. dick's father ran away to arizona with dick's wife. weird.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

226 Prayers up AHL.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB)

227 The poll gods giveth

El-Hamas losing by 4 to Rogers in Michigan
Paxton up 1 in Texas

And the poll gods taketh away

Brown up 8 in Ohio
Cooper up 13 in NC

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (7xx4i)

228
Not sure. I'm leaning toward AWFL.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (3ImbR)



That's some serious manface, if true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:19 AM (2YhKe)

229 You can trust her. She's a journalist.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki complains that there aren't enough "excellent journalists" asking questions at the White House like there used to be.

"So therefore people are not getting actual transparent information."

Ah, yes. Psaki really misses the days when 99% of the WH press corps were Democrat political allies and party propagandists.

Like the network that currently employs her now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

230 Yes, the Father of Lies authors a great deal of "secular" mischief.

But I will raise a point of order: there was no Mohammed. he was created after the fact. The same """scholars""" who nitpick the Gospels and Greco-Roman philosophers and historians are completely silent on the lack of any contemporaneous reference to Islam's purported founder.

Gibbon pointed this out more than 200 years ago.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

That would account for the odd and contradictory passages in the Koran. Of the contemporary Koran, there is only a couple of pages that have been dated to when Mo supposedly existed. The earliest nearly complete Koran is dated nearly two centuries later.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (E4rtv)

231 As far as your joke: she is either going to smile and love you more or hit you with a cast iron pan. Could go either way. :-)
Posted by: JTB at August 14, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)
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She laughed but also glared at me, which is the norm around here. The surgical staff found it hilarious.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (ZOv7s)

232 @106 Several x-rays, infrared images and examinations by curators revealed three different figures hidden behind the old guitarist.


Röntgen only discovered X-rays in 1895, so it must be a new wave of art criticism to admit how tech-savvy Picasso was.

This would have never hung in the waiting room of my principal's office. Guitar playing of any sort was officially frowned upon: it was a pastime for complainers and wastrels, and this was in the hard-strumming Kingston Trio days (only serious radicals knew those Weavers songs).

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (zdLoL)

233 You know who only had a half-filled nutsack?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Lance Armstrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (AzRNx)

234 >>>That's some serious manface, if true.
~~~~~

Agreed.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:21 AM (3ImbR)

235
@WesternLensman
David Hogg says Platner shouldn't be speaking at an upcoming labor event in Maine.


"I will not be denied, Clapner! You get your sorry ass up on that stage!"

-- Li'l Tottie, Graham Clapner's prized body art

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:21 AM (s9VOe)

236 As far as your joke: she is either going to smile and love you more or hit you with a cast iron pan. Could go either way. :-)
Posted by: JTB


"And" is not off the table.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 14, 2026 10:22 AM (OUMaO)

237 227 The poll gods giveth

El-Hamas losing by 4 to Rogers in Michigan
Paxton up 1 in Texas

And the poll gods taketh away

Brown up 8 in Ohio
Cooper up 13 in NC
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

Garbage polls by garbage people--they cannot even accurately predict Democratic primaries for Wisconsin Governor or Michigan's Senate race.

And Faux News polling in particular has blown goats for as long as they have employed that Dem operative to do them. Reason to shut their shit off and unemploy the Murdoch bros and rancid papa.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:22 AM (E4rtv)

238 The rhythm guitar player for Draugr-X.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2026 10:22 AM (S41Gd)

239 Picasso, therefore not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)

* golf clap *

I share the same low opinion of Picasso.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 09:52 AM

I have an aunt who had a career as an elementary school level art teacher. When told her I couldn't stand most Picasso, the look of horror on her face was priceless.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2026 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)

240 @WesternLensman
Jen Psaki complains that there aren't enough "excellent journalists" asking questions at the White House like there used to be.

"So therefore people are not getting actual transparent information."

Ah, yes. Psaki really misses the days when 99% of the WH press corps were Democrat political allies and party propagandists.

Like the network that currently employs her now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)



The left is communist. They think they should have all the control, make all the decisions and rule with an iron fist. "Ideas so good they must be forced" and all that.

It's absolutely amazing.

You don't like the decisions coming from the Supreme Court? PACK IT!

You don't like losing elections? OPEN THE BORDERS, MAIL IN VOTES and BAN VOTER ID.

They're absof*ckinglutely incorrigible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:23 AM (2YhKe)

241
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki complains that there aren't enough "excellent journalists" asking questions at the White House like there used to be.


Coming from a serial obfuscator and one who had not the answers to their questions in a timely manner, I'll continue to give her opinion on anything a hard pass.

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:24 AM (s9VOe)

242 181 yup. he was an artist that worked out of pilsen. he would ask people what they thought on of his crazy looking not legal tender bills were worth to them. sometimes he accepted their estimate.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

243 That would account for the odd and contradictory passages in the Koran. Of the contemporary Koran, there is only a couple of pages that have been dated to when Mo supposedly existed. The earliest nearly complete Koran is dated nearly two centuries later.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:20 AM (E4rtv)
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There was a "burning of the books" a couple of century after "Mohammed" and the Caliphs kept the book under tight control. Even today I think all Korans use the same version commissioned in 1922 or thereabouts. When they find older versions, they hide them.

Actual Western Islamic scholars are like Cold War spies, using fake names and moving to safe house-style libraries.

An Islamic version of "The Davinci Code" would be lit - and probably fatal for the author.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:24 AM (ZOv7s)

244 “Frozen Ice Cubes”

Are there any other kind?

I’ve always wanted to take one of those ICE bags back (full of water) to the store and demand a refund.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (cdNls)

245 The only way Talarico is within 1 of Paxton is if the polling op went to roadside toilets and polled the workers using it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)

246 I've been doing a series of posts discussing at potential PLA invasion of Taiwan for those who are interested. I loaded Part IV last night. Link in nick or just go to ahlloyd.com.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)


I've read your previous posts, and agree with you: China can't successfully mount an amphibious invasion. Besides a lack of a warrior culture, their engineering is correctly-assessed to be inferior. Big copiers of stolen technology, they lack the ability to execute it well. I remember reading an article years ago in which the Chinese were bragging that they had finally been able to domestically manufacture the micro-perforated balls necessary to make ballpoint pens.

Plus our punitive expedition against Iran has revealed that the vaunted Chinese HQ-9 SAM is garbage. We knocked-out all three SAM batteries in about an hour with zero launches.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (ksbjf)

247 183 my identical twin sister in law, same deal. she said, "get 'em off! after surgery i'll get the boobs of a twenty year old!"

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

248 An Islamic version of "The Davinci Code" would be lit - and probably fatal for the author.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The Satanic Verses was nearly so for Rushdie and that was just a book.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:26 AM (E4rtv)

249 You don't like losing elections? OPEN THE BORDERS, MAIL IN VOTES and BAN VOTER ID.

They're absof*ckinglutely incorrigible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:23 AM (2YhKe)
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The hospital has signs up that says current IDs are required to visit. The notion that there is there are millions of people buying things and living life without any form of identification is simply absurd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)

250
Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)

251 The Jews are up to it again.

Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank, and Gaza is an ongoing humanitarian catastrophe. Could the Israeli election in October change this?

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No word on whether they're using rape dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

252
Picasso, therefore not art.


I'll take a work of Pissarro over anything from that Spanish poseur any day of the week.

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:28 AM (s9VOe)

253 ---
The hospital has signs up that says current IDs are required to visit. The notion that there is there are millions of people buying things and living life without any form of identification is simply absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)



And yet they continue to push it, call the black community too stupid to address it, yet they continue to vote overwhelmingly for the racist assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)

254 Can we stop calling people like Psaki communist? Is she left wing? Yes. Is she the same as El-Hamas or Hong? No. Not even close.

The right has called everyone a communist for so long that when real communists show up it’s the boy who cried wolf.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (7xx4i)

255 Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank



What's so wrong with throwing one helluva party?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

256 It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (0sNs1)

257 The Old Guitarist
Pablo Picasso


I appreciate that he got there before the vultures did.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (i+Wsn)

258 The left is communist. They think they should have all the control, make all the decisions and rule with an iron fist. "Ideas so good they must be forced" and all that.

It's absolutely amazing.

You don't like the decisions coming from the Supreme Court? PACK IT!

You don't like losing elections? OPEN THE BORDERS, MAIL IN VOTES and BAN VOTER ID.

They're absof*ckinglutely incorrigible.
Posted by: Sponge

Because the movement is made up of people that are lazy, believe themselves to be smarter than the plebes, and those that want something for nothing. So they are so brittle that they cannot think, they can only recite. The end result of their desired utopia is enslavement of society for these the power and pleasure of these mental and evil misfits.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)

259 Why are Muslim American Politicians Uniformly Democrats?
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Can't imagine.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (d2MOG)

260
The right has called everyone a communist for so long that when real communists show up it’s the boy who cried wolf.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (7xx4i)



You're wrong.

They ARE communists. They want FULL control. They don't want to play nice with others. They want to change the rules every 3 minutes so they can have all the power.

Thinking that's anything LESS than communism makes you embarrassingly ignorant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)

261
@NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank, and Gaza is an ongoing humanitarian catastrophe. Could the Israeli election in October change this?


I think that it is a matter of record, you perspicacious genius, that the number of Israeli settlers in Gaza is exactly zero.

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:31 AM (s9VOe)

262 @NickKristof
Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank


We're talking about bears trying to use hammocks, right?

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:31 AM (i+Wsn)

263 @184 They had to catharize him

A hospital of the Albigensian Order, in this day and age?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM (zdLoL)

264 Not sure why people call this his "Blew Period".

In his next phase is paintings blew a lot more.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM (Fi81e)

265
Oh, will you look at the time! Gotta go whip up an omelet from my fresh frozen eggs!

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM (s9VOe)

266 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)

267 And yet they continue to push it, call the black community too stupid to address it, yet they continue to vote overwhelmingly for the racist assholes.
Posted by: Sponge
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They can't very well say the real reason--they want to cheat to win, cheat massively, cheat enough to win power--then get rid of elections or make them useless by cheating.

Even Democrat voters realize that once the cheat is in, they are dispensable. Gimme dats are at least smart enough to realize when their gubmint check is endangered. That is why they predominately support voter id.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (E4rtv)

268 They had to catharize him

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A hospital of the Albigensian Order, in this day and age?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:32 AM


Maybe it didn't get all sorted out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (0sNs1)

269 Plus our punitive expedition against Iran has revealed that the vaunted Chinese HQ-9 SAM is garbage. We knocked-out all three SAM batteries in about an hour with zero launches.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:25 AM (ksbjf)
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I'm working on a draft that discusses their equipment and that will feature prominently.

Taiwan is the true China, the China of meticulous craftsmanship and quality work. The China of artists and beauty. I have a Mauser Kar98k that was made in China in 1945. Lots of people don't know that the Nationalists got training and equipment from Germany in 1935, including tooling for the Kar98k. These are fully parts compatible with the German-made ones, and in fact mine (which must have gone through a lot before coming here as a trophy) has a German stock and bolt. It was captured by the Communists, who struck out Chiang Kai-shek's name and stamped militia marks on the stock.

It was probably sent as aid to Vietnam and captured there. I found a book documenting Vietnam trophy weapons and our boys picked up a lot of crazy stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (ZOv7s)

270
...and we're back!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (s9VOe)

271 Because the movement is made up of people that are lazy, believe themselves to be smarter than the plebes, and those that want something for nothing. So they are so brittle that they cannot think, they can only recite. The end result of their desired utopia is enslavement of society for these the power and pleasure of these mental and evil misfits.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)
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Sounds like atheism. (Though, not all atheists.)

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:34 AM (Fi81e)

272 209 and guam.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 10:34 AM (Bep7s)

273
The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman


Pick, pick, pick!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:34 AM (s9VOe)

274 266 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)

Don't be so picky.

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (qwype)

275 I once shot video of an old classical guitarist playing on a bridge in Venice. It was in twilight. It always very much reminded me of this painting. Lovely. And yah, blue.

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (w1Bba)

276 And yet they continue to push it, call the black community too stupid to address it, yet they continue to vote overwhelmingly for the racist assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)

Several times a year there are stories about hate crimes against Asians, usually women, stabbed or thrown onto subway tracks and yet urban Asians continue to vote for Democrat prosecutors that openly hate them. People vote for their team, not their interest.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (igCg8)

277 Thinking that's anything LESS than communism makes you embarrassingly ignorant.
Posted by: Sponge

History (and graveyards) is filled with people saying, This Time It's Different. Communists going to be commies, Muzzies going to be Muzzies, and neither have demonstrated any changes in basic behavior--for Commies since Marx wrote his evil polemic. For Muzzies, since the Dark Ages.

Kill, pillage, plunder, enslave. That is what Commies and their new friends Islam do to unbelievers. They cannot restrain from doing so because without violence, any regime they create implodes because it is contrary to human nature and the Lord. I call that Satanic.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)

278 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)

Don't be so picky.
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (qwype)
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Cicero had no reply: Catgut his tongue?

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (Fi81e)

279 Neil Young: The Later Years
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)


James Taylor, he has to pose and everything. He is just missing John F'n Kerry at his elbow

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (rbvCR)

280 Of course. The suspect for the WWII vandalism is an AWFL.

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2026 10:37 AM (G0vdT)

281 Israeli settlers are raging out of control on the West Bank, and Gaza is an ongoing humanitarian catastrophe. Could the Israeli election in October change this?

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No word on whether they're using rape dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)
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The annoying thing is that Israel has been picking on the local Christian population, but because of all the b.s. and fake atrocities, it gets lost in the shuffle. There have been several confrontations in Jerusalem, and it's a terrible look for Israel to pull those stunts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:37 AM (ZOv7s)

282 Can we stop calling people like Psaki communist? Is she left wing? Yes. Is she the same as El-Hamas or Hong? No. Not even close.
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Psaki would oversee the death camps and sleep like a fucking baby. Of course she's a fucking communist. Who do you think she and her masters are selling out the country to?

Sorry, not falling for the "these are the real communists" bs.

Democrats have been communists that's why they're ushering this movement in now. Soon the media will inform us all that half the country believes in communism - after Trump won three straight times - and people will fall for the bilge.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:38 AM (d2MOG)

283
James Taylor, he has to pose and everything. He is just missing John F'n Kerry at his elbow
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:36 AM (rbvCR)



I still find that one of the more embarrassing moments for American international politics........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 10:38 AM (2YhKe)

284 Several times a year there are stories about hate crimes against Asians, usually women, stabbed or thrown onto subway tracks and yet urban Asians continue to vote for Democrat prosecutors that openly hate them. People vote for their team, not their interest.
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey

Some don't, most do because in a low trust society, your own peeps in office are supposed to look out for you and your fellow ethnics. They don't of course but in an ethnically diverse society, people will vote their religion and ethnicity over their economic and objective political interests. Lee Kuan Yew was correct.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:39 AM (E4rtv)

285 n his next phase is paintings blew a lot more.

Something in the proportions of the guitar look wrong to me- which makes it the best Picasso I've ever seen, because he's actually trying to depict something!

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (i+Wsn)

286 Fentanyl.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (0ViWo)

287 221 McDonald’s Taiwan today said it has halted sales of its limited edition Sea Flavor Fried Shrimp Burger and its double-patty version
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 10:12 AM
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I'm back.
For a limited time.

Posted by: The McRib at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

288 Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:39 AM (E4rtv)

BTW we are already transitioning from a low trust society to a high mistrust society. That's when the real fun begins.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (d2MOG)

289 Can we stop calling people like Psaki communist? Is she left wing? Yes. Is she the same as El-Hamas or Hong? No. Not even close.

The right has called everyone a communist for so long that when real communists show up it’s the boy who cried wolf.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (7xx4i)


You're just mad that "Left" is actually synonymous with "Communist." The old-school Democrat politicians were perfectly content to hide their Collectivist-bent while enriching themselves. The Democrat Socialists of America loons are just claiming the Communism out loud.

Psaki was (and is) a paid liar. She sees everything from the perspective that there will be "Heaven-on-Earth (tm)" if people she liked controlled every aspect of our lives. She's yet another huckster promising free stuff paid for by other people. Just another person conflating charity for collectivism.

This always ends the same way: millions of dead and misery.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:40 AM (ksbjf)

290
This morning, we are filing two felony charges, Depredation Against Property of the United States and Destruction of Veterans' Memorials, in Federal District Court against Melissa L. Farris, offenses that carry penalties of up to ten years in prison. She is now in custody.


Try her. Convict her. Incarcerate her at Gitmo.

Let the Mooslim fellers enjoy her charms.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:41 AM (s9VOe)

291 Some don't, most do because in a low trust society, your own peeps in office are supposed to look out for you and your fellow ethnics. They don't of course but in an ethnically diverse society, people will vote their religion and ethnicity over their economic and objective political interests. Lee Kuan Yew was correct.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:39 AM (E4rtv)
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The US shut the door on immigration for this reason. The ethnic blocs were not assimilating, and organized crime was getting out of control (exacerbated by Prohibition).

Prohibition itself was strongly Nativist.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)

292 The guitar has no strings, but I wouldn't fret about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (o5Cl5)
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Really stuck your neck out, didn't ya?
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)

Don't be so picky.
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2026 10:35 AM (qwype)
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Cicero had no reply: Catgut his tongue?

The Paolo will be along to discuss his tension rod adjuster.
It's, you know, inside the neck and comes out between the pegs. Keeps your frets from buzzing!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:42 AM (zdLoL)

293
McDonald’s Taiwan today said it has halted sales of its limited edition Sea Flavor Fried Shrimp Burger and its double-patty version


I guess the market for Nuclear Reactor Cooling Tower Shrimp is still pretty tight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at August 14, 2026 10:43 AM (s9VOe)

294 A. H. Lloyd, I see now why you responded as you did at 53.

Prayer up for your wife and you.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

295 Prayer up for your wife and you.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
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Thank you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (ZOv7s)

296 The thing about "Democratic Socialism", is that I believe it was Marx himself that claimed that socialism was democratic.

And if you didn't have socialism, you couldn't be as "democratic".

So it's not like "democracy" hasn't been tied to "socialism" by some major figure of Marxism, itself.

And I've heard some of the socialists in Washington, and have heard that respond in sync with that relationship, before.

So, if socialism makes "democracy", what the heck is different about "socialism with democracy"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (Fi81e)

297 Don’t be fooled. Communists are simply Socialists In A Hurry.

They will do whatever and as much as they think they can get away with

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (cdNls)

298 Here's an interesting but short video on the sinking of the IJN carriers Taiho and Shokaku in WWII.

https://youtu.be/JS2p1eUeuAs

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (1tFDL)

299 Democrats have been communists that's why they're ushering this movement in now. Soon the media will inform us all that half the country believes in communism - after Trump won three straight times - and people will fall for the bilge.
Posted by: ... at

They’re not ushering it in. The establishment Dems are scared shitless of it. Dems and Reps establishment just want to grift and live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. They don’t want a revolution. I mean you really think Psaki wants no prisons and no police and wealth distribution, which would take her $5M house and give it to a welfare recipient? Come on.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)

300 The annoying thing is that Israel has been picking on the local Christian population, but because of all the b.s. and fake atrocities, it gets lost in the shuffle. There have been several confrontations in Jerusalem, and it's a terrible look for Israel to pull those stunts.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:37 AM (ZOv7s)


I gather it is the Haredis ultra-whatever they are that claim it is an ancient tradition, and the big issues are that doing something about it could break the Likud party's coalition, and Itmar Ben Gvir, Minister of National security has defended this behavior in the past.
The Christians being harassed are orthodox and Israeli arab citizens.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:46 AM (rbvCR)

301 Sounds like atheism. (Though, not all atheists.)
Posted by: Axeman

Atheists certainly tend toward that extreme. Few have the stomach for Marcus Aurelius Stoicism, easier by far to fall into libertinism and then cast Christians as villains depriving the atheist of fun and games. Muzzies though also fit the description intentionally because the whole basis for the religion is 'submit' and then sotto voce, or 'die'.

And they endlessly recite their Koran without thinking as many of them don't actually understand Arabic and those that do, thinking is dangerous as the entire religion condones killing heretics and those that lose the faith. And when that document is examined, it is found to be full of holes, contradictory, and lies. As if the purpose was to create a political and military movement to supplant the existing Christians in the Middle East and displace them as king of the hill.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:46 AM (E4rtv)

302 The Art Institute is really a gold mine of paintings from the late 19th and early 20th century. The city was growing faster than any other city in the world in those days (basically starting over from nothing after the Great Fire). Chicago had some amazing civic leaders (opposite of now). They sent people over to Europe to buy whatever they could.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 10:47 AM (wGerL)

303 Don’t be fooled. Communists are simply Socialists In A Hurry.

They will do whatever and as much as they think they can get away with
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:44 AM (cdNls)
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What's interesting is that today's Communists are not of the Marxist-Leninist wing but the Anarchist one. That's part of why I keep getting Spanish Civil War vibes these days.

Also worth recalling that there were three Anarchist rebellions in the runup to the actual war, followed by a major insurrection in Asturias that required the Foreign Legion to suppress.

I suspect if the fall elections disappoint the Dems, we will see more overt violence on their part.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (ZOv7s)

304 Prohibition itself was strongly Nativist.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)


And anti-German and anti-Catholic

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (rbvCR)

305 We know Democrats lie constantly. We know the media lies constantly.

But they can still psy op some - maybe with the help of "paid influencers" that seed sites like this one - into believing they're telling the truth when they're saying something we believe. It's like some form of Gell Mann.

"Oooh Chuck Schumer is big mad. I like when Chuck Schumer is mad so that means he's telling the truth now." No!!! He's a fucking liar first and foremost.

He's not telling the truth *now* just because you think he has no reason to lie. He does. There is always a reason to lie.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (d2MOG)

306 That was the early schism, due to the inherent contradictions and self refuting aspects of the Soviet (and everywhere else it was tried).

The earliest guys were hardcore, and were lauded for the ascetic and frugal nature. That lasted not very long. The Party elite were soon getting privileges and special favors. - Dachas, foreign imported luxury goods, fine foods, motor cars and the rest of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:48 AM (cdNls)

307 "I told de debbil to make me a bluesman, not a blue man!"

Actual results may vary.

Posted by: Toad-0 at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (qMa07)

308 BTW we are already transitioning from a low trust society to a high mistrust society. That's when the real fun begins.
Posted by: ...
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I have little enough trust nowadays in the GOP and I would be an idiot to trust Muzzies or Democrats. Skunks do not change their stripes.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)

309 This is an interesting lawsuit. Two Nebraska families are suing over the idea that only public education is free. From the "I own the world" site per "The Federalist":

https://tinyurl.com/yd9sw5wb


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (xSAlF)

310 Not shown: the cord leading from the guitar to the 3000 volt line that electrocuted the old boy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)

311 And when that document is examined, it is found to be full of holes, contradictory, and lies. As if the purpose was to create a political and military movement to supplant the existing Christians in the Middle East and displace them as king of the hill.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:46 AM (E4rtv)
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Islam started as a Christian heresy, and it was later retconned into a faith to support the new Arab empire. The gaps and contradictions are where Christian teachings were inconvenient and papered over because of pressing dynastic needs.

Thus: Mohammed was given license to do nasty stuff because that was what the rulers were doing and they wanted a precedent to legitimize it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:51 AM (ZOv7s)

312 I mean you really think Psaki wants no prisons and no police and wealth distribution, which would take her $5M house and give it to a welfare recipient? Come on.
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She’s fine with all that so long as she keeps her $5M house. “Socialism for thee, not for me”.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:51 AM (cdNls)

313 I’m just saying there’s a wide chasm between “raise the marginal tax rate to 40% and Medicare for all” to “abolish prison, abolish the police and abolish private property”.

Psaki is for the former I’m pretty sure she’s not for the latter.

She’s probably not even for the former. She’s a tv personality who is given a script to read. Much like Megyn Kelly who jumps between feisty MAGA chick to free Palestine chick within an hour.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (7xx4i)

314 Democrats have been communists that's why they're ushering this movement in now. Soon the media will inform us all that half the country believes in communism - after Trump won three straight times - and people will fall for the bilge.
Posted by: ... at

They’re not ushering it in. The establishment Dems are scared shitless of it. Dems and Reps establishment just want to grift and live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. They don’t want a revolution. I mean you really think Psaki wants no prisons and no police and wealth distribution, which would take her $5M house and give it to a welfare recipient? Come on.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)


The DSA loons want to empty prisons of the "criminal criminals" (to coin a term) to make room for the "thought criminals." Psaki, I'm pretty certain, had no problem with people involved in the January 6th "Insurrection (tm)" being tossed in prison for the crimes of walking on the grass, not even walking through doors that had been opened for them.

The old school Democrats have been fostering these DSA monster babies for decades. The DSA is merely the culmination of years of Communist indoctrination.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (ksbjf)

315
Death Practices Guitar

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (Fi81e)

316 What it takes to make me giggle in the morning:

Elon Musk
X
@elonmusk

SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …
3:29 PM · Jun 9, 2018

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (rbvCR)

317 I suspect if the fall elections disappoint the Dems, we will see more overt violence on their part.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I think you are correct. Troons and criminal perverts are the leading edge of their human weaponized assholes, but if you notice, they are keeping the Muzzies on the down low for right now to get getting them into the US. Mosques will be used as the armory of the Democrat leftists.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (E4rtv)

318 They’re not ushering it in. The establishment Dems are scared shitless of it. Dems and Reps establishment just want to grift and live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. They don’t want a revolution. I mean you really think Psaki wants no prisons and no police and wealth distribution, which would take her $5M house and give it to a welfare recipient? Come on.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)

They are scared shitless of losing power. They are using the DSA to vault the dead Democrat Party back ahead post-Trump. It's so obvious but I understand why some don't see it. Or say they don't see it.

When Democrats are scared shitless, they use the media and legal means and threats and cheating and violence to raze and destroy. This is the dog that isn't barking. They aren't scared of shit. They are ideologues who do what the party tells them to do.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:53 AM (d2MOG)

319 “Free and Compulsory Education”

Proof positive there is absolutely nothing, no good idea that can’t ultimately be corrupted and completely subverted to nefarious ends.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 10:53 AM (cdNls)

320 Thus: Mohammed was given license to do nasty stuff because that was what the rulers were doing and they wanted a precedent to legitimize it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:51 AM (ZOv7s)
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If he even existed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)

321 SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car.

Will it also be voiced by a slightly effeminate-sounding AI?

Posted by: Knight Rider! at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (88C+u)

322 Picasso, feeling blue, a la CCR.

Posted by: Westside Dano at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (J/v2z)

323 I have little enough trust nowadays in the GOP and I would be an idiot to trust Muzzies or Democrats. Skunks do not change their stripes.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)
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The GOP is slowly but systematically being purged of the old Establishment hacks. It's Trump's party now, and you either adapt or you will get flushed out. This is particularly true at the local and state level, and those people will go on to run for governor and congress in the coming years.

The Dems have a serious problem with succession because the old guard never retired, and is impossible to remove, so they are dying off leaving much younger and more radical successors who have never had power and the discipline it brings. That's why their Gen X politicians are all perverts and Nazis, because the mainstream was locked down by the Pelosi/Schumer generation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (ZOv7s)

324 They’re not ushering it in. The establishment Dems are scared shitless of itgiving the game away.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:45 AM (7xx4i)
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Fixed. No cost.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (Fi81e)

325 The DSA loons want to empty prisons of the "criminal criminals" (to coin a term) to make room for the "thought criminals." Psaki, I'm pretty certain, had no problem with people involved in the January 6th "Insurrection (tm)" being tossed in prison for the crimes of walking on the grass, not even walking through doors that had been opened for them.

The old school Democrats have been fostering these DSA monster babies for decades. The DSA is merely the culmination of years of Communist indoctrination.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

Gramsci is who the current Marxists follow and it was he, in Italian prison, that formulated the ideas that the left, in order to have a successful revolution in an industrial society, had to at first destroy the existing society. Marxism after WWI had a problem in that the predicted revolutions by Marx were failing or non existent in industrialized societies and were only finding ground in more primitive ones like Russia, China, etc.

Gramsci is the one that provided the framework for the Frankfurt School to demoralize and destroy Western society by harping on its faults and claiming its successes were in fact evil.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)

326 Historically, the distinction was between democratic socialism, which was Fabian and had pretense to observe norms, and scientific socialism which was revolutionary and had pretense to having discovered the inexorable process of history. Because today's democratic socialists all operate on the Marxists assumption of the oppressor-oppressed paradigm, I don't think that is the division holds any more. Today's democratic socialists are feminized Marxist revolutionary socialists. That is incoherent, but so are they.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 10:56 AM (wGerL)

327 Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (7xx4i)

What did Trump say when he came on the scene.

He wants to ban muslims. He wants to punish women and doctors for abortions. Then he "softened".

But he was one guy. You are seeing the same thing being done now, but from the other side of the fence. The extreme views are getting air time and now just significantly leftarded things suddenly seem "moderate". And they get to play both sides of it which keeps them impossible to pin down. This is a controlled demolition of the Democrat Party.

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. Literally.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 10:56 AM (d2MOG)

328 I believe it was Marx himself that claimed that socialism was democratic.

Dunno about that, but "power to the soviets" is a fair translation of the original "democracy". "Demos" before vulgarized into "people" meant something like a village collective I think.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 14, 2026 10:57 AM (88C+u)

329 If he even existed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)
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Oh, he didn't, that's the point. He's a mythical founder, just as Heracles supposedly fathered the kings of Sparta or Perseus was the father of Persia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)

330 Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …

Keep the ramps in good condition and we'll soon be able to just General Lee our way over the Delaware River.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 10:58 AM (i+Wsn)

331 Canadian rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2026 11:00 AM (AzRNx)

332 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:55 AM (ZOv7s)

Turn on the TV. Thats discipline. Turn it on in 10 years it will look pretty much the same. And just as coordinated if not more. That is discipline. The chaos is real but controlled. Look how fast Hong joined the fold after being obviously cheated.

It's gonna be something to watch when people wake up to a completely phony "movement", loud and corrosive like you are living in a foreign country. Obama on steroids.

You are probably going to feel powerless at times when it happens. If you'd like, you can try and remember that your old pal Ellipsis warned you to prepare, mentally and physically. And always remember - it was a psy op.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (d2MOG)

333 If he even existed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)
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Oh, he didn't, that's the point. He's a mythical founder, just as Heracles supposedly fathered the kings of Sparta or Perseus was the father of Persia.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)
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That's kinda been along my thought, the way you put it. Muhammad was a tall tale figure about how to lead--or how the fabulists wanted to lead.

I'm still not settled on his non-existence, though, I just know it's a real possibility that he never existed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:01 AM (Fi81e)

334 The DSA loons want to empty prisons of the "criminal criminals" (to coin a term) to make room for the "thought criminals."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 14, 2026 10:52 AM (ksbjf)
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This is exactly what they did in Spain. When the Popular Front gained power in 1936, they emptied the jails, unleashing an orgy of violence and that was what ultimately pushed the generals into mounting a coup.

The problem the Dems have is that they are likely going to be locked out of power due to more honest elections. Our elections have been broken for about a decade, but Trump is cleaning it up, and the courts are belatedly recognizing the mortal danger of continuing to turn a blind eye to the problem.

That's why I see armed rebellions, and Trump is slowly building the case for going after the leadership.

I want to add that all the stuff we are seeing about El-Sayed and all the other candidates was held back for a reason. It is very old news, but kudos to the Michigan GOP for keeping it under lock and key until after the primaries.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2026 11:02 AM (ZOv7s)

335 310 nominal phase to ground voltage of that level would have left him with only the elastic tops of his socks intact. i've sen the final state of copper termites.

Posted by: cmeat at August 14, 2026 11:02 AM (Bep7s)

336 The GOP is slowly but systematically being purged of the old Establishment hacks. It's Trump's party now, and you either adapt or you will get flushed out. This is particularly true at the local and state level, and those people will go on to run for governor and congress in the coming years.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The question for all of us is whether we will get backsliding when Trump is gone in 2028. The problem is that the GOP donor class WANTS cheap labor and new consumers from immigration. And they want to be able to send work abroad to fatten profits to slowly strangle and impoverish American workers. So you keep seeing candidates push amnesty like Mike Lindell or talk frankly off mike to those donors like the current governor of Idaho talking to Ag employers. Those people, including many small businessmen, view cheap labor as their right and that is because it fattens their pocketbooks. And those in big corporations want a borderless world--food stamps for all plumps Walmart, endless Medicaid, plumps Big Medicine and Pharma, and sending work abroad and H1Bs lessen labor costs so that top executives get fatter salaries.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)

337 God may yet have other plans beyond what these lunatics have in store for us. You think they decided to rest after covid and The Cheat? No. This sudden appearance of the DSA on the world stage is the fruit of what they've been preparing.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:05 AM (d2MOG)

338 No. This sudden appearance of the DSA on the world stage is the fruit of what they've been preparing.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 11:05 AM (d2MOG)

They're a bunch of fruits, alright.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:08 AM (Ot/FD)

339 Real or imaginary, it's instructive to observe how the very first moments of the great goat gang bang after their cult was founded devolved into wholesale murder of each other, and never really stopped.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Ot/FD)

340 Remember, the DSA was originated and funded in Germany.

Some Germans were concerned that America wasn't making too much progress toward socialism, or something.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2026 11:11 AM (Fi81e)

341 Saw that Aldi's is selling "Frozen Ice" cubes that you might be interested in. Four large, square, crystal clear ice cubes for $4.99.

Aldi is selling Crystal Clear Frozen Ice Cubes as a 4-pack for $4.99. They’re about 1.8 inches across, made with reverse osmosis (RO) purified water, and are designed to melt more slowly so drinks stay colder with less dilution.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 10:17 AM (3ImbR)

Man, what a racket!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 11:14 AM (1z8ji)

342 >>Canada is gone. It cannot be saved nor restored to the polite, commonwealth country we knew in the 20th Century.

You're going to regret saying that, buddy!

Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (J4Dwc)

343 @310 the cord leading from the guitar to the 3000 volt line

Yes, he was executed under Marshall Law.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 11:28 AM (zdLoL)

344 My parents had a copy of this painting for years. No idea where it is now.

Posted by: STW at August 14, 2026 11:51 AM (sUQEO)

345 CBD, I've seen the original many times, and the AIC image shown here is a faithful reproduction of the original.

If you look at the painting carefully, you'll see the ghost of another painting underneath it. Picasso was dirt-poor in his blue-period years, and it was common for him to reuse his canvases by just painting over them.

As for Canada and Alberta, I lived in Canada for five years, and my impression is that Alberta will make noises about going independent, but what Albertans really want is a better deal from Ottawa - something akin to the special treatment that Quebec gets now - to give them more control over their natural resources. I would be stunned if it led to a full-blown independence movement, let alone petitioning to join the United States: the ties to Confederation are simply too strong, and the barriers to independence too high.

Posted by: Nemo at August 14, 2026 11:54 AM (4RPgu)

346 I'm late but I have a reproduction of this a friend painted hanging in my house!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 14, 2026 01:11 PM (cDvOu)

347 why do people think picasso is a great artist? the right foot on this mans right leg is on backwards!

Posted by: susan harms at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (Kkd7F)

The Morning Report — 8/ 14 /26

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Good morning kids. Well let's dive right in shall we. Riffing off of my puzzlement as CBD and I pondered, or mostly yammered on about on the latest episode of the podcast (linked here as well as in the sidebar and the popular platforms listed at the bottom of this post )

What does the loss, or more likely the theft by the Democrat Party of Francesca Hong in the Wisconsin last Tuesday's Wisconsin gubernatorial primary really indicate both there and really nationally?

What I can't figure out is, are the frightening polls including by our wonderful friends at the Heartland Institute
really reflective of a national trend towards socialism, but if so then why is the Democrat Party establishment so desperate to put a muzzle on freaks like EL Sayed, Talarico and of course Hong and all the rest.

And so with that as a set-up, there's this piece...

Are there Republicans who’ve doctored their resumes? Sure. But faking your past, or your views, or the sound of your voice seems to be a job requirement for Democrat politicians these days.

The Talarico campaign distanced itself from these folks after their cover was blown. But everything about Talarico is as fake, from his Christianity to his barbecue photo op.

Around the same time, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, last seen trying out a fake southern accent at an event in Memphis, was trying to pretend that she’s not a crazy leftist despite being a member of the Democratic Socialists of America, which wants to defund the military, close prisons, open the borders, eliminate the Senate, the presidency and the Supreme Court, and nationalize various industries.

When ABC News’ Jonathan Karl asked about her past statements, she laughed that “woke 1 was crazy,” and blamed COVID because “I think that, you know, during lockdown, of course, rhetoric in that time is not rhetoric that we would use today.” . . .Our best guess is that Democrats are more likely than Republicans to do this because for most Democrats, their only interest is getting and keeping government power. They love government and want to control its every lever. And if that means pretending to be a normie for the rube voters, so be it.

But, shucks, whadda we know? We’re just a buncha gosh-darn banjo-pickin’ hillbillies from yonder flyover country.

Sure the Democrats either outright lie about their true intentions or else do their best to cover them up. To me it's another puzzler, do the Democrats really think they can bamboozle a significant portion of normal America into voting for them? But lest we forget, anyone with eyes to see and more than two functioning brain cells could plainly see the dangerous fraud that was Barack Obama and yet there he was in 2008 and then again in 2012 winning the presidency and the fuse was lit. As CBD noted on the podcast, horrid as the purple-lipped closet-queen America-hating thug was and still is, he was slick and polished enough to really fake it all the way. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens both this coming November and then two years after that to see if Trump and the MAGA movement are just speed bumps on our inevitable road to hell or if they are please God a real course correction back to American restoration.


Until then we'll be enduring this depravity.

The National World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C., was vandalized Thursday with red graffiti reading “Clean Hands Dirty $,” while soap dumped into its fountain filled the memorial with bubbles.

Authorities blocked off the fountain Thursday afternoon as U.S. Park Police investigated the vandalism. The Interior Department called the incident an “utter disgrace” and vowed to find whoever is responsible.

“The World War II Memorial is a sacred place to honor the service of our members of the Armed Forces and the over 400,000 Americans who gave the ultimate sacrifice in WWII,” the department said. “The vandalism that occurred is an utter disgrace and will not be tolerated.”

Were I a betting man, I'd lay odds that the piece(s) of shit that did this are registered Democrats or full on DSA freakazoids. He/She/It deserves being bull-whipped on live television preferably by any WW2 veterans of which I'm sure there'd be volunteers out the wahzoo.

And then, speaking of fakers and takers, there's this horrendous outburst for which there is no rational excuse.

Curtis Sliwa on Thursday told relatives of 9/11 victims who want New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani kept away from this year’s Ground Zero commemoration to “stop being sore losers,” arguing that they should respect the office even if they disagree with the person holding it.

“He’s the mayor. Stop being sore losers!” Sliwa told reporters Thursday. “You knew this is Zohran Mamdani. He was never a fake, phony, fraudulent, fugazi like a lot of politicians. He told you who he was.”

Yes, asshole, he told us who he was and what he said and what he is utterly underscores justification of his being barred from within 10,000 light years of Ground Zero Forever.

Curtis Sliwa's logic would allow for a furlough from prison and a limousine ride to the 9/11 ceremony for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Sliwa should only die, be cremated and his ashes dumped in the Marianas Trench next to Bin Laden. Seems appropriate.

I lost an old schoolmate and was nearly a victim myself that day, you Scumbag.

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1 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 14, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (2Cry5)

3 Should be Communist Status. Gus Hall used to be a joke. No one is laughing anymore.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (ccX9M)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (NcvvS)

5 Top 10! My Friday is off to a good start.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:08 AM (99eI0)

6 bills that protected animal life better than human life."

Well, I do like puppies more than most people, soo....

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:10 AM (XuXeR)

7 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

8 I can't stand Sliwa, but I do get his point.

"Oh, you're going to care *now*, dickheads? Not back when you were all voting for him and not me? Get bent. He's your Mayor now, soak it in."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)

9 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (cpFbA)

10 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (/+uur)

11 ...by any WW2 veterans of which I'm sure there'd be volunteers out the wahzoo.

How 'bout the grand-children of WW Eleven veterans—any survivors are 100+

Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:12 AM (/TiS1)

12 Putin Puts RFK Jr’s Son on Most Wanted List."

Wouldn't lose a great deal of sleep over that.

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:12 AM (XuXeR)

13 H-1B program is “an abomination that is suppressing American wages, taking American jobs, and culturally erasing American communities.

OMG! That man is LITERALLY HITLER!!ONeElEvEnTy!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:13 AM (99eI0)

14 >do the Democrats really think they can bamboozle a significant portion of normal America into voting for them?
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with the help of the press, yes

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (ZxPkt)

15 "What I can't figure out is, are the frightening polls including by our wonderful friends at the Heartland Institute
really reflective of a national trend towards socialism, "


The polls were designed to influence the vote, nothing more, nothing less. By showing "their" candidate 20+ points ahead they hoped to keep moderate democrats at home for the primary knowing the vast majority of them will pull the level in november for the democrat candidate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (cpFbA)

16 “He/She/It deserves being bull-whipped on live television preferably by any WW2 veterans of which I'm sure there'd be volunteers out the wahzoo.”

I made it to the memorial in 2006, a year before my father (WWII vet) died. He was in a wheelchair by that time so I took pictures of it for him. I’d gladly volunteer to beat the perp(s) to a disgusting pulp with the butt of Dad’s old shotgun.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 14, 2026 07:15 AM (SjAWL)

17 14 >do the Democrats really think they can bamboozle a significant portion of normal America into voting for them?
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with the help of the press, yes
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (ZxPkt)

It depends on how much Normal America is still a significant portion of America...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:15 AM (Ot/FD)

18 Oh, you're going to care *now*, dickheads? Not back when you were all voting for him and not me? Get bent. He's your Mayor now, soak it in."

That's my take as well.

*here comes the part where we throw back our heads and laugh...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:16 AM (XuXeR)

19 This man was unqualified and incompetent to the post on day one, and he has underperformed those abysmal expectations.

They will NEVER forgive anyone in this administration. They will hound them until death, violate the graves and force them to vote for Democrats.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:17 AM (99eI0)

20 Oh, more poles...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:18 AM (XuXeR)

21 About the WW2 Memorial getting vandalized: According to the left and their Antifa foot soldiers, the WW2 vets were "FIGHTING FASCISM!" and WW2 was the "Last Good War."

I'm long past calling for jail time. Crows have to eat.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)

22 What the hell happened to Curtis Sliwa? Maybe it was his nutty ex-wife, or all those cats. His long partnership with Ron Kuby?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:19 AM (EYqKn)

23 My opinion. These new found acolytes to socialism/communism are fadists not true believers. They have no basis for their support other than ' it must be good because equality"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)

24 Until now, I thought Silwa had half a brain.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:21 AM (Z3R2R)

25 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

No Perseids, no stars. Sadz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:21 AM (JvZF+)

26 Based on Paul's expert analysis the Democrats should pour every available dollar into the Talarico race!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:22 AM (EYqKn)

27 23 My opinion. These new found acolytes to socialism/communism are fadists not true believers. They have no basis for their support other than ' it must be good because equality"
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)

They wear political anger as a costume.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:22 AM (Ot/FD)

28 Behind The Black

page not found

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (ZxPkt)

29 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Good point. Fads die out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

30 I'm long past calling for jail time. Crows have to eat.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)
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Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (Z3R2R)

31 What NYC needs is not more Curtis Sliwa, it needs more Meir Kahane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:23 AM (EYqKn)

32 About the WW2 Memorial getting vandalized"

I'm actually encouraged - now people are noticing the state of affairs in DC. The memorials were not well cared for under previous (teh won) administrations...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (XuXeR)

33 Were I a betting man, I'd lay odds that the piece(s) of shit that did this are registered Democrats or full on DSA freakazoids. He/She/It deserves being bull-whipped on live television preferably by any WW2 veterans of which I'm sure there'd be volunteers out the wahzoo.
=====

They will never be "found"

If they are, they will be "punished"

Narrator: Nothing will happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (JvZF+)

34 Warai, exactly.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (skcH5)

35 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

36 New York city denizens bitching about Mamdani are a day late and a dollar short. The city voted him into office. Perhaps some who're bitching about 9-11 now voted for him then.

Silwa's a turd. So are the people who voted for the Muslim commie as their mayor.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:24 AM (2Cry5)

37 it must be good because Imma gonna get some"

FIFY...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:25 AM (XuXeR)

38 It's all raw lizard-brain id.

They don't give a rat's ass about equality, or palestine, or The Means Of Production. Those are just fads, exactly as you say.

They just want to wreck shit for funsies. They're cultural vandals. Gauged out ears or whatever other dumb shit they do might go in and out of style, but they're still the same degenerate brain-damaged shitbirds who plague humanity no matter what slogan is this season's fashion in the swamp.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)

39 Got much needed rain last night. Cows in Western Kansas are being sent to slaughterhouses early because there is no rain for fodder.

Here in northeast Kansas , we have a second harvest of hay, with round bales in a lot of fields, so the local cows are OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

40 These 19 San Franciscans think their city is turning a corner.
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Wishcasting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:26 AM (JvZF+)

41 do the Democrats really think they can bamboozle a significant portion of normal America into voting for them?

How many Democrats have been elected?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)

42 New Maine Dem Senate Nominee Hit With Domestic Violence Scandal

Democrat leaders: "Would it kill you people to just be normal for all of five minutes??"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 07:27 AM (99eI0)

43 They just want to wreck shit for funsies"

"Let's turn over the apple cart! Whoo hoo!
A week later:
Whaddya mean there's no apples"?

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:28 AM (XuXeR)

44 "Their loyalty to the broader progressive project remained intact. Yet even several of those voters complained that California was too expensive, poorly managed, or tolerant of disorder. The emerging consensus was reformist rather than partisan."
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They do not connect their vote to policy to outcomes. #OrangeManBad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:29 AM (JvZF+)

45 Democrats Need A ‘Sister Souljah Moment’

So... make a big splash by telling off some segment of their coalition and then continue on the exact same direction as before?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e)

46 Warai-otoko

This mechanism of destruction from angry children-like adults is most on display in South Africa. But plenty of other examples around.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

47 do the Democrats really think they can bamboozle a significant portion of normal America into voting for them?

How many Democrats have been elected?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
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As the saying goes, you can't fool all the people all the time, but if you can fool *enough* of the people *enough* of the time, you can wield power over them forever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:30 AM (FZ29D)

48 It's not a *trend* toward anything. It's just Millennials. Their preference is for the furthest Left candidates and policies they can get. They are fanatics. They are already as far Left as it's possible to be, and are *dragging* the country behind them.

When Obama's brand of Leftism was the most potent brew on offer, they chose that. Now their own cohort is growing into power as the boomers and silents die off, so it's getting more and more potent.

Soon, a huge number of those older people will die off, leaving only the small cohort of Xers, who will not have the numbers to matter in context of the much larger Millennial generation.

Everything goes full tilt at that point, because Millennials will be able to completely actualize their politics and give us the full Mangione. That's when the DSA types drop the "D" pretense altogether, and say "we're the vanguard of the woke folk, all hail the Party and its Maximum Thought Leader, Oliver Logan al-Amriki."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 07:30 AM (BI5O2)

49
James, 55, white, retiree; in San Francisco just over a year; very left-leaning; Kamala Harris voter; backed Xavier Becerra for governor

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What the actual fvck does a guy like this know about San Francisco ffs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:31 AM (JvZF+)

50 Polls really aren't worth talking about anymore. Technology has erased the possibility of a random sample. Now all statisticians can do is make a math model.
All models are wrong. Some models are useful.
This technology change has come upon us so suddenly our attitudes haven't adjusted. Polls were the go-to indicator for decades and decades.
In fact, you couldn't get your name on a ballot without achieving some threshold in a poll somewhere.
The world has changed. Polls are now irrelevant.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

51 Texas suspends issuing new grants to internet companies for providing broadband to rural areas

Good link: https://tinyurl.com/3dpf4xjj+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

52 "Oh, you're going to care *now*, dickheads? Not back when you were all voting for him and not me? Get bent. He's your Mayor now, soak it in."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)
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And the families that do not reside in the city and did not vote?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:33 AM (JvZF+)

53 Polls are for shaping opinion. At one time maybe they were to find out what we wanted but they figured out what we wanted was not what they wanted.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (MWfyi)

54 New data shared with Senate GOP members suggest that healthcare, not voter integrity, is the big winner for Republicans.

"New Data"—No sources of this "New Data"™ are cited, which means it was pulled out of some politician's ass who is trying to flee the 90% demand for the SAVE America Act.

"Healthcare" is always an issue, if the issue is: How can we steal even more money and obtain more power in Babylon DC

Why? Because no one on planet earth can define "healthcare". Its one of the most eisegeted words used today (along with "Racism")

The other clue: "too much money is going through the insurance companies"
Translation: Babylon DC demands a bigger cut.

So instead of SAVE America Act, we are supposed to embrace even more government takeover of one-sixth the total economy.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (xE0sV)

55 Why would we trust the results of the process of asking everyone who they would vote for any more than we trust the results of the process of actually asking everyone who the are, right now, voting for?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (Ot/FD)

56 The JJS link regarding the WaPo review of possible 2028 Demofascist candidates pretty much says it all:

Because it's WaPo, the author can't write, "Wow, this is a garbage field."

Even though she kind of did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (K7yvy)

57 I used to have a different nic

The future is Starlink. I see that with my unreliable broadband, since I am too rural for cell service except as part of Wi-Fi in the house.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

58 Sadly, the WWII monument vandalization was bound to happen. As Trump's administration has been cleaning up and refurbishing the neglected fountains, memorials and whatnot, sick leftists were bound and determined to vandalize them all over again.

The issues with the Reflecting Pool were, IMO, both poor quality work and vandalization.

Oh, and there was a report yesterday that a Chinese man with ties to their intelligence services bought a building (or suite in it) with direct line of sight to the White House. How'd we let that happen?

Washington used to be a beautiful city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:35 AM (2Cry5)

59 And the families that do not reside in the city and did not vote?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:33 AM (JvZF+)

"Hahahahaha, that's not a thing, silly."

-A Noo Yawka

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:35 AM (Ot/FD)

60 Polls? Who’s exactly answering these “polls”? I get political texts asking to take a survey. Why would I risk clicking on a malicious link?

Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (ccX9M)

61 You rarely see "eisegeted" in a limerick.

Posted by: Oops. Wrong thread at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (53oGX)

63 New Maine Dem Senate Nominee Hit With Domestic Violence Scandal
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From 40 years ago? Pretty weak sauce.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:38 AM (K7yvy)

64 My opinion. These new found acolytes to socialism/communism are fadists not true believers. They have no basis for their support other than ' it must be good because equality"
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)


Based on their commentary on social media, it seems to be more along the traditional lines of "I made bad decisions. I don't have everything I want and other people have more so the government should take from them."

Of course, they imagine that the government will give their socialist baby some of the loot but that's just because they're stupid, as well as greedy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)

65 Polls? Who’s exactly answering these “polls”? I get political texts asking to take a survey. Why would I risk clicking on a malicious link?
Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:37 AM (ccX9M)
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I'm guessing it's all AI-generated garbage modeling rather than an actual poll.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:41 AM (FZ29D)

66 Look what happened to president Trump from 40 years ago.

Posted by: Unkaren at August 14, 2026 07:43 AM (ccX9M)

67 "Oh, you're going to care *now*, dickheads? Not back when you were all voting for him and not me? Get bent. He's your Mayor now, soak it in."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:11 AM (Ot/FD)
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I disagree. This is bigger than simply a city event. For example, to remember one of my friends who died, his son is flying home from the UK where he works today to attend and say his fathers name at the memorial. People come from all over the country and the world, and they didn't vote for the Islamic jihadist mayor.

It's appalling NYC elected this scum, but that is no reason to allow him to pollute this day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:44 AM (Xi8/k)

68 It's not a *trend* toward anything. It's just Millennials.

The more I look into Generational Theory, the more I reject it as a phenomena that is applicable to the former United States.

Both Strauss and Howe didn't see the fusion of childless women, SSRIs, and social media corrupting a whole segment while importing hundred million third world savages while simultaneously doing everything possible to destroy the Heritage Culture.

Their "theories" might show some value in a mono-culture, but that isn't happening. We would do well to toss this stupid Boomer vs X vs Millennial vs Z the demographics and culture no longer align.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:44 AM (+4Cf6)

69 The future is Starlink.

Probably. Fiber makes sense, maybe, in dense areas but Starlink seems to be the answer outside of that. Which means that the next Dem administration will throw money at Jeff Bezos, shopkeeper, so he can finally accomplish something with his "I can be a spaceman, too" projects.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

70 "Delivery drones are coming — if Trump helps clear the way"

It's not going to be good when one crashes into someone. Do we really want a bazillion drones that can be potentially hacked flying all over the place?

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)

71 New data shared with Senate GOP members suggest that healthcare, not voter integrity, is the big winner for Republicans.
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Anything but the Save Act!

Posted by: Pool Boy Thune (WY-Uniparty) at August 14, 2026 07:46 AM (Xi8/k)

72 Surrogate mother Mckenna West does not appear to be getting favorable rulings from Texas Judges.
However, the most important judges, Jesus and Peter, are on track to give her a favorable ruling.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 14, 2026 07:47 AM (1FEc1)

73 69 The future is Starlink.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:45 AM

Unless there is heavy tree cover. Like in the PNW.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

74 I've got some data to share with Republican senators too.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:48 AM (MWfyi)

75 What would America have looked like if Kamala Harris had won the 2024 election?

The Bullet Dodged

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I don't know why people keep saying this as if we're safe in any way. It wasn't a bullet dodged. It was a bullet temporarily delayed. Whatever havoc the next D president and/or Congress will reek will be all she would've done and worse. It's not an if. It's a when. Someone please change my mind.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

76 Surrogate mother Mckenna West does not appear to be getting favorable rulings from Texas Judges.

The baby has been born so the people who hired her cannot have it killed. What unfavorable rulings are there?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

77 A moderate (D) is one who wants to get closer to guaranteed victory before raising the black flag. The purpose of the Dem ballot machine is not to elect Democrats. It is to destroy effective opposition to the Revolution.

They're not kicking Hong to the curb. They'll want her when the time comes. In the meantime, iher last minute "defeat" was a good test drive for this year's ballot operation.

Posted by: Peter B at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (VTbl0)

78 I thought everybody… 100% of Americans, believed that WWII was the good war. We were fighting the Nazis who everyone (100%) agrees were the bad guys. Why would anyone vandalize the WWII Memorial…. They’ve completely lost the plot. Are we to a point that we can’t even all agree on WWII?? Oh I guess I forgot insane Tucker Carlson thinks Winston Churchill was the villain of WWII… bonkers

As for Sliwa, I thought he had more sense… maybe he’s just been beaten down after so many years in NYC? His comments are idiotic (to say the least)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM (hxAVk)

79 If a Democrat is elected you can bet Kamala would be Attorney General.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM (JvZF+)

80 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Friday and a great weekend to all .
The triple execution day reminded me of Ron White's bit: other states are banning the death penalty , I'm from Texas ,we're putting in an express line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (xCuiu)

81 A Free Beacon review of Arday’s memoir, out this week from Simon & Schuster, shows that his melodramatic autobiography tracks closely with plotlines from popular TV shows and movies.

Worked for me!

- E. Jean Carrol

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (AdHga)

82 79 If a Democrat is elected you can bet Kamala would be Attorney General.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

83 "A Free Beacon review of Arday’s memoir, out this week from Simon & Schuster, shows that his melodramatic autobiography tracks closely with plotlines from popular TV shows and movies."

That story he told about his talking horse really was a stretch.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)

84 A Free Beacon review of Arday’s memoir, out this week from Simon & Schuster, shows that his melodramatic autobiography tracks closely with plotlines from popular TV shows and movies.

Worked for me!

- E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 07:52 AM (AdHga)
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I wonder how much of it was written by AI...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (FZ29D)

85 That story he told about his talking horse really was a stretch.
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM

Will he give you an answer that I'll endorse?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 14, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

86 A year ago, Healey and her supporters celebrated different bills that protected animal life better than human life.
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Healy is nominally Roman Catholic, like Biden, and like Pelosi.

The RC church needs to get tough on abortion and start visibly excommunicating these people, and not just quietly bar them from taking communion (a debarment I doubt Pelosi takes seriously anyway).

Start with this execrable scum and murderer, Maura Healy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:57 AM (nyjNu)

87 I wonder how much of it was written by AI...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (FZ29D)
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iirc, in yet another scandal, the professor hired a ghost-writer to do the job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 07:58 AM (nyjNu)

88 That story he told about his talking horse really was a stretch.
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)
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Wait...So he *wasn't* fighting crime in Southern California in the 1980s with the help of a talking car?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 07:58 AM (FZ29D)

89 > I wonder how much of it was written by AI...
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Probably all of it. Someone should do an audit on whichever AI systems he (or more likely, his ghost writer) might have used. It'll be there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:59 AM (2Cry5)

90 As for Sliwa, I thought he had more sense… maybe he’s just been beaten down after so many years in NYC? His comments are idiotic (to say the least)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 07:50 AM (hxAVk)

During the last mayors election I wondered why Sliwa was not taken seriously as a candidate, so I read as much as I could find about him. And I was surprised to find, from the sum total of what I saw, that most New Yorkers considered Sliwa to be a constantly self promoting, Jew hating nutcase. This story serves only to support that conclusion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 07:59 AM (Ol0VD)

91 >>Do we really want a bazillion drones that can be potentially hacked flying all over the place?

Small stuff.

From Slay:

California Researchers Create Device to Secretly Hack Autopilot of Boeing Passenger Jets

Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2026 08:00 AM (J4Dwc)

92 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 08:00 AM (KYOJq)

93 Know who else was considered to be a constantly self promoting, Jew hating nutcase?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at August 14, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

94 What would America have looked like if Kamala Harris had won the 2024 election?
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My new book!

Posted by: Stephen King at August 14, 2026 08:02 AM (nyjNu)

95 If your bishop tells you not to receive the Eucharist, you are excommunicated.

The RCC doesn't conduct canon law courts.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 08:02 AM (qFwJc)

96 Good news from the Tech thread.

Rosasharn was there, and she was twirling!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

97 >Why would anyone vandalize the WWII Memorial….
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because Trump bad!

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

98 93 Know who else was considered to be a constantly self promoting, Jew hating nutcase?
Posted by: Shifty eyes at August 14, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

... Henry Ford?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:03 AM (Ot/FD)

99 Unless there is heavy tree cover. Like in the PNW.

Then you just need an uplink tower, program.

Posted by: TRON at August 14, 2026 08:04 AM (4zqrS)

100 Don Black

Not that Trump is in any way a perfect man, but this maps on the behavior of a crowd that did ask for the death of a perfect man. There is a well known book about the latter event.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

101 Curtis Sliwa is like that pile of dog mess that has been out in the sun too long. Bleached white, hard and cracked with hair sticking out of it.

Another tired, old fart that needs to go away.

Posted by: Guardian Ass at August 14, 2026 08:05 AM (G5vcO)

102 What the actual fvck does a guy like this know about San Francisco ffs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 07:31 AM (JvZF+)

He could give you a guided tour of every bathhouse in town.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (R86kT)

103 Studs Terkel put quotes around his book “The “Good War” because, he said there was some question about wars before, and after. And “good” and “war” don’t belong together.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (cdNls)

104 Per the company they expect to hear a thumbs-up/thumbs-down either today or Monday. So we're close... *prays some more*

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)

105 Massachusetts Won’t Let You Sell Puppies Under 8 Weeks But Lets You Abort Babies Until Birth

And the cucks who make up the MA GOP don't give one single fuck.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:08 AM (qRla/)

106 I think Peggy Flanagan waltzing around Minnesota calling herself "a person of color" is hilarious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (bfYvy)

107
What I can't figure out is, are the frightening polls including by our wonderful friends at the Heartland Institute really reflective of a national trend towards socialism, but if so then why is the Democrat Party establishment so desperate to put a muzzle on freaks like EL Sayed, Talarico and of course Hong and all the rest.”

I believe that this is yet another sign that, even when the numbers come from people who are our allies, polling is now worthless except as a propaganda tool (which is it keeps being done)
The problem is not just bias of the pollster; the problem is that the entire mathematical underpinnings of polling is no better than phrenology or divining chicken entrails. It’s like expecting pinpoint accuracy to come from reading a horoscope.

Add to that the sad fact that political attitudes are now treated like fashion statements by much of the electorate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (Ol0VD)

108 Guardian Ass.

The larger question is how do we get better candidates? Today, they are self-selected.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

109 Guardian Ass

A small group of organized individuals can take over local offices. The focus is always on the larger places.

The local T.E.A. party did that and put 4 conservatives in office. One is still in the running for his reelection in November.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

110 9 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Ve call dem hotscakes here in Hooterville!

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at August 14, 2026 08:15 AM (JM9I6)

111 ok Moon Moon

Peggy Flanagan introduces herself on a call with Rep. Leigh (Chris) Finke:

“I’m so grateful to be in this fight with my sister”

“Gizhiiwewidamookwe”

“My native name is Speaks in a Loud and Clear Voice Woman”

“My family is the Wolf Clan”

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

112 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:16 AM (2YhKe)

113 Please understand I don't think Trump is bad. I am just guessing that that thinking is the motive behind whomever defaced the WW2 memorial.

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt)

114 r hennigantx

Has she no memory of what the settlers did to the Indians. She needs a refresher.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

115
Curtis Shows is a hat act that has never figured out how to wear a beret.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (Y8DZL)

116 Add to that the sad fact that political attitudes are now treated like fashion statements by much of the electorate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (Ol0VD)

The Fox news polls are the worst though...they literally reflect nothing of reality on the ground in politics and never had - their track record is the worst among pollsters - yet the hosts of the news programs (all liberals) try and make their hapless guests answer to them...it's the point of these polls, to get conservative guests to admit somehow that no one wants them out in the heartland - it's purpose is getting them to admit to a lie.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (j10i6)

117 As to the specific Heartland study findings, when restated they are not very surprising:

“58% of likely voters aged 18-39 support government-run grocery stores in every town in America.” 58% of those 18-39 want stuff that is cheap or free and haven’t thought about it any more deeply than that.

“62% of likely voters aged 18-39 said they would support more government housing and nationwide rent freeze.” Ditto.

“44% think their economic future and personal happiness will be worse than their parents, only 22% believe it will be better.”

44% have seen the way things have gone the last 20 years and drawn a rational conclusion. It’s the job of any who wish to lead to convince them that this trend can be reversed. Very few republicans “get” this simple fact.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (Ol0VD)

118 I think Madmani should be at 9/11 memorial services. NYC and all involved need to remember that day, remember who did it, and remember what they did by electing that bag of goatshit.

You forgot. I didn't. Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

119 Don Black

We agree.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

120 111 ok Moon Moon

I love that meme. That was the Carl of wolves.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 08:18 AM (99eI0)

121 >Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)
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your interview experience sounds like the trials and tribulations of the biblical Job

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)

122 Russia is sending drones into Latvian airspace? And they are being shot down on a regular basis? You would think Putin has his hands full fighting with Ukraine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (K7yvy)

123 OK thnx

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)

124 He could give you a guided tour of every bathhouse in town.
Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 14, 2026 08:06 AM (R86kT)
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"Retired" at 55
In SF less than a year

Yeah, this checks out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (JvZF+)

125
24 Until now, I thought Silwa had half a brain.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:21 AM

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He does.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 08:19 AM (azNOR)

126 I think Madmani should be at 9/11 memorial services. NYC and all involved need to remember that day, remember who did it, and remember what they did by electing that bag of goatshit.

You forgot. I didn't. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

🔴 Ken Paxton: 47%
🔵 James Talarico: 46%

Emerson poll | 8/9-8/10

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (g47mK)

127 It might not sit well with some, but Mamdani's appearance at the 9-11 memorial might be just the image some need to see. Especially if he runs his mouth.

Why?

Because some of the people who put him in office might be there. Because if he does run his mouth you know what he'll likely say. And if it's anywhere as awful as some think, the media will have to defend it. Or not.

Some people just don't get it until it hits them in the face. If Mamdani's appearance at a 9-11 memorial opens some eyes....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (2Cry5)

128 I think Peggy Flanagan waltzing around Minnesota calling herself "a person of color" is hilarious.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 08:09 AM (bfYvy)



Peggy, of the Algonquin Tribe Flanagan's......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)

129 Representative Brandon Gill (R-TX), whose 26th District saw a 217 percent rise in filings, remarked that the H-1B program is “an abomination that is suppressing American wages, taking American jobs, and culturally erasing American communities. It should be abolished.”

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Big business (and their lobbyists that work Congress over to get the desired result) couldn't care less about America. As long as they can make money by paying less in wages, that's where their loyalty lies. It's disgusting.

In reading Ron Chernow's Washington, during the Revolutionary War, Washington would be apoplectic at the big farmers and others selling their wares to the British, not because they were Loyalists, but to make a boatload of money. Who cares if the Continental Army had no provisions and barely any money to survive and just might lose the war because of it. All they cared about was the money they could make, even to the detriment of the patriots. Some things never change.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

130 70 sunny, clear degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. It looks as though it might be a nice day.

Today should mark the final edits for my new book. I ought to feel a sense of happiness and achievement, but I don't. I suppose some of it is my natural depressive state, some a mirror of Lady in Black's view of the world and a lot of it a vague dissatisfaction with life and hatred of myself.

I would give almost anything for one day, beginning to end, of happiness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:23 AM (qRla/)

131
🔴 Ken Paxton: 47%
🔵 James Talarico: 46%

Emerson poll | 8/9-8/10
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM (g47mK)



Polls are for strippers.

Talarico gets zero black votes. He's alienating the core of Texan values with his blasphemic religious rantings. He resonates with NONE of the common folk here.

ANY poll showing him within a country mile of Paxton is full of shit and just more of the theft attempt of every f*cking election of this country.

Pollsters should be launched into the ocean via trebuchet to become shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)

132 Know what else is fake 'bout Talia Ho? his hetero sway.

Posted by: little people at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (ehY6c)

133 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

134 🔴 Ken Paxton: 47%
🔵 James Talarico: 46%

Emerson poll | 8/9-8/10
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:21 AM

++++
What is the reason for giving the poll any credibility?
Remember what happened way, way back on Tuesday to Old Lady Hong?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

135 Can someone please post the AoS prayer thread email address

thnx

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)

136 I certainly had Curtis Sliwa pegged wrong for a long time. In the parlance of Bugs Bunny, what an ultra maroon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (qBdHI)

137
I would give almost anything for one day, beginning to end, of happiness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:23 AM (qRla/)



Come, to the dark side.........

Posted by: Pfizer at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)

138 I would give almost anything for one day, beginning to end, of happiness.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Start with a high-end escort. $1,000, same as in town?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

139 I don’t think polls move public opinion the way they used to, but they have long been used for that. It’s a pseudo-justification for doing things nobody wants, or not doing things everyone wants. People are herd animals, and don’t wish to be thought of as an outlier. Bogus polls are used as fodder for propaganda, part of the rhetoric. “Polls show 85% of Americans are in favor of blah blah blah, what’s wrong with you?” You must be some sort of monster, you see. It’s been very effective for a long time. “Well, everyone must want this…” Rinse, lather, repeat. You get people to stand down, and disengage.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (cdNls)

140 The baby has been born so the people who hired her cannot have it killed. What unfavorable rulings are there?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)


But has the baby had its Covid booster??

Posted by: Pediatricians for Fauci at August 14, 2026 08:26 AM (c3YdQ)

141 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I pray that happiness wells up inside you, and carries you forward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

142 How much is a Starlink setup?

Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Oy/m2)

143 Pollsters should be launched into the ocean via trebuchet to become shark shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)
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Why do you hate sharks so much?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (FZ29D)

144 Polls are for strippers and dicks are for chicks.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (qFwJc)

145 but if so then why is the Democrat Party establishment so desperate to put a muzzle on freaks like EL Sayed, Talarico and of course Hong and all the rest.
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I've tried my best to explain my perspective from the start...

It's WWF style infighting. The DNC gets to push hard toward socialism without having to completely own it. Maybe in case the push goes tits up, but I think more because they have their candidate picked and it will be a "bridge" candidate that will satisfy the establishment, the normies (by seeming safe), and the DSA who will get some big wins along the way.

Like maybe the DSA get to knock Kamala or Newsom out in some showy WAY. They feel they are making their mark. This is how I expect it to go.

Always remember the Left plans 3 to 5 years in advance. They have the media, intelligence agencies, and half or more of the opposing party. This "popular" move toward socialism is a yuge psy op, not unlike covid, blm, metoo. It's designed to fool even people like us.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (d2MOG)

146 ++++
What is the reason for giving the poll any credibility?
Remember what happened way, way back on Tuesday to Old Lady Hong?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)



Exactly. There are multiple videos out there where they've figured it out. The left is paying the pollsters to come out and publish ranting bullshit in effort to skew the voting public to either change their vote or scare them away.

And our side is stupid enough to stay home, as they showed in the past couple election cycles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

147 “Polls show 85% of Americans are in favor of blah blah blah, what’s wrong with you?”

Yes, it's the junior high school mentality the pathological press has always had - they must isolate opinions they don't like and try and convince people that have them that they are all alone in thinking that way...

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (j10i6)

148 52 Percent of Gen Z Morons Have Moved Money from Investments to Sports Betting

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These are the people that ate Tide Pods, no?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)

149 142 How much is a Starlink setup?

In town?

Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Q+gd/)

150 ----
Why do you hate sharks so much?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:27 AM (FZ29D)



Your point is valid.

Wife was down at the coast this week and someone caught a baby shark then just left it on the beach.

Whomever did that shouldn't be launched into the gulf to become shark shit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)

151 There was a guy who was seriously depressed and wanted to kill himself. But he had $15 grand and decided to go to Puerto Vallarta and blow it on hookers and cocaine.

After a week or so, he ran out of money and decided "Life is good" and went back to work, happy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (qFwJc)

152 Start with a high-end escort. $1,000, same as in town?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)


If only, Salty.

I can guarantee you that would leave me not just poorer in wallet, but poorer in spirit, too.

Going to make tea. BRB

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)

153 I don't know about Emerson, beyond previously not be accurate, but a lot of polls are push polls or suppression polls. Give crappy numbers to either drive Dem turnout up or suppress Republican support. I didn't think Talarico was going to come within five of Paxton, who isn't the greatest candidate, but every time Talarico opens his mouth he loses votes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (xCuiu)

154 Can someone please post the AoS prayer thread email address

thnx

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)

155 If only, Salty.

I can guarantee you that would leave me not just poorer in wallet, but poorer in spirit, too.

Going to make tea. BRB
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)



Been to a MoMe yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

156 What is the reason for giving the poll any credibility?
Remember what happened way, way back on Tuesday to Old Lady Hong?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 14, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

that was for the benefit of assholes who have a habit of being judgmental, self righteous assholes, and no matter how many times people tell them that in corrupt blue states, voting is as credible as voting in the USSR, they still trash the people, and not the machine that eliminated agency of voters, to such an extent that the hope of moving the needle disappeared

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (g47mK)

157 Can someone please post the AoS prayer thread email address

thnx
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)



Annie's Stew, or something. One moment. I'll search.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)

158 The baby has been born so the people who hired her cannot have it killed. What unfavorable rulings are there?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)
~~~~~

Baby Gabriel is now in the custody of the "parents" who wanted him aborted.

https://tinyurl.com/mwfbz3bu

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 08:33 AM (3ImbR)

159 151 There was a guy who was seriously depressed and wanted to kill himself. But he had $15 grand and decided to go to Puerto Vallarta and blow it on hookers and cocaine.

After a week or so, he ran out of money and decided "Life is good" and went back to work, happy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


OK, I now have an idea of what kind of business I want to run after I retire.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 08:33 AM (99eI0)

160 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Wait. Have I been missing out on sometin?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

161 JJ, thank God you avoided becoming a casualty on 9/11.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

162 But, shucks, whadda we know? We’re just a buncha gosh-darn banjo-pickin’ hillbillies from yonder flyover country.

Testify, brother!
*toothsome grin*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

163 Can someone please post the AoS prayer thread email address

apaslo (a in a circle) hot mail (dot) com

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

164 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Your response shows you to be a good man, with sound values.

Your parents can be proud of you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

165 they must isolate opinions they don't like and try and convince people that have them that they are all alone in thinking that way...

Exactly this. It’s a psy-op. There’s an interesting perversion of this technique used in business and academia. Originally it was developed by the Rand Corporation as a method of refining expert opinion.

It’s called the “Delphi Technique” for dealing with contentious issues in group settings. Local governments use it a lot, and you’ll see it at fake “Town Halls” sometimes. Generally anytime they start talking about neutral “Facilitators” being brought in, or breaking down everyone into smaller groups.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (cdNls)

166 The premise that 52% of gen Z even has investments to move anywhere in the first place is suspect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (Ot/FD)

167 Fast, affordable internet
No upfront hardware cost in select areas.
SERVICE STARTING AT
$55

/mo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

168 thnx
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)



Here you go......


Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

169 While we content ourselves with effortless mockery, the Democrats' flying monkeys in the mainstream media have to pretend that their best hopes for regaining the White House aren't merely a bunch of Stalin knockoff goofballs. Good luck with that.

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Ugh, have we all been paying attention to the current crop of the electorate we have? Seems like we ride the fence, just barely balancing on a hair, every election. All these "goofball" communists have to do is run on moderation and go full-tilt boogie once elected. Like that ugly Spamburger mouse. People are so easily fooled and way too ignorant for me to laugh at any of the knaves and assorted freaks they put forth. We can thank our "media" and education system for that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2026 08:37 AM (qBdHI)

170
Wait. Have I been missing out on sometin?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)



What? I don't get it....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

171 >Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Thank you

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)

172 157 Can someone please post the AoS prayer thread email address

thnx
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM


From the archives:
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

173 @TheBabylonBee
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Follow
Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

174 Thank you all

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

175 An Indian princess with the name of Flanagan. Leave her alone in a hotel room with a stocked honor bar and see what happens.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (gm9Sb)

176 @TheBabylonBee
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Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)




Accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

177 175 An Indian princess with the name of Flanagan. Leave her alone in a hotel room with a stocked honor bar and see what happens.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2026 08:39 AM (gm9Sb)

Hennigans Scotch
It will be our little secret

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)

178 And FYI.

The Prayer List is posted in the Saturday Morning Coffee Break thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)

179 Polls are commissioned by people with an agenda... a narrative they'd like to push. The responders are likely targeted to elicit a preferred response. Polls are designed to influence how we feel, look at or interpret a candidate or topic. We are the targets people want to influence. Influence can distort reality.

Don't be a target.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2Cry5)

180 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

You equate going to a MoMeet with a $1,000 escort.

I do enjoy meeting the people at MoMeets. That is true, as far as it goes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

181 @TheBabylonBee
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Follow
Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 14, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

Heh. Imagine the time spent splitting the bill when it was presented.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

182
You equate going to a MoMeet with a $1,000 escort.

I do enjoy meeting the people at MoMeets. That is true, as far as it goes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)



HA!!!!!!

Not my intention.

Mine was only to advise getting together with fellow morons for laughs, drinks and guns (not in that order, mind you) might alter one's personal status for a day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

183 $1000 Escort? What can I get for tree-fitty?

Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

184 Today Is National Creamsicle Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

185 183 $1000 Escort? What can I get for tree-fitty?
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

17.5%. Same as in town.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Ot/FD)

186 $1000 Escort? What can I get for tree-fitty?
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)
=====

*racks shell*

You get three steps toward the door

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (JvZF+)

187 It looks to me like they are trying to harness the energy of the insane DSA and move the country as far left as possible as quickly as possible while dispensing in some fashion with the "old" Democrat Party. The one Trump beat for years like a rented mule.

One day in the next year or so we are going to wake up in a new world, and not even know what happened. Republicans will be the old tired eatablishment. Democrats will be the "working" (har) man. All the cultural and psychological seeds are being sown for it.

I keep saying (though I wouldn't bet) I think we are headed toward a male nominee for the Demorats. Women seem to be being beaten back hard, suffering a lot of cultural blows at once, that all seem disparate. Could just be "zeitgeist" driving those things but I don't think so.

Tea leaves have been read. Trump's drive toward masculine leadership, mostly the day he got shot, put paid to their First Woman bs. This is now convenient for the Left who are at present kissing up to their new friends in Islam. The Left will always push - and they will step on anyone to do it. And they will lie, so women won't even know it's being done to them.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (d2MOG)

188 184 Today Is National Creamsicle Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's not cream.

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at August 14, 2026 08:44 AM (JM9I6)

189 Today Is National Creamsicle Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
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For poor children on the welfare.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 08:45 AM (JvZF+)

190 $1000 Escort? What can I get for tree-fitty?

Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)



The Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:45 AM (2YhKe)

191 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I got it. MoMeets and participants do wonderful things for your happiness. The happy memories last for longer than a day.

But I'm going to keep my eyes open at the next one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

192 Baby Gabriel is now in the custody of the "parents" who wanted him aborted.

But he cannot be taken out of Texas, correct?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

193 $1000 Escort? What can I get for tree-fitty?
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

*checks pockets*
*finds 2 buttons, a CrackerJack temp tattoo, a shelf peg, and a ball of lint*
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Street Urchin at August 14, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

194 Been to a MoMe yet?

Nope. Most likely won't ever again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (qRla/)

195 > It’s called the “Delphi Technique” for dealing with contentious issues in group settings.

Yes. People were going confidently wrong long before generative AI was a thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (IG3/x)

196 Mine was only to advise getting together with fellow morons for laughs, drinks and guns (not in that order, mind you) might alter one's personal status for a day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)
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Well, no, not in that order.

Weasel always reminds us that drinks come *after* guns. Not before.

Safety first!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (FZ29D)

197 It’s pretty easy. If Republican voters show up in November, they will win.

If they don’t, we lose.

There is only one way to beat their fraud machine, and Trump exposed it. Show up in large enough numbers that a win for the other side is statistically impossible. It’s math.

There is also a dearth of responses to people who have legitimate concerns. You cannot win only talking about how bad the other guy is. Even of that is the honest truth. People don’t seem to understand just how bad things will be under Democrat rule. It wasn’t that long ago they were in charge. We are still trying to drag ourselves out of the malaise they created. Going back will only make things worse.

We’ve become terrible at making cogent, understandable arguments to people about the policies we have. X and tv sound bites are no replacement for speaking with people directly.

Stop being lazy cowards.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (oAqqA)

198 What is going to happen when the Shemales show up in the WNBA and tear up the shitter at halftime with the burritos they had for lunch?

The WNBA will ban them ASAP.

Posted by: Target's Ladies Restroom at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (G5vcO)

199
Nope. Most likely won't ever again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (qRla/)



A shame......I'm sure Weasel and the gang would LOVE to have you to the NoVa MoMe.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

200 Weasel always reminds us that drinks come *after* guns. Not before.

Safety first!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 08:47 AM (FZ29D)



Wait.....I have a wall poster that says "Safety Third!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

201 Sponge, are you ever gonna make it to a NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:51 AM (77rzZ)

202 It's also,
World Lizard Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

203 The thug wannabe WNBA player wasted no time after her Flagrant 2 foul against Sophie Cunningham to attack an opposing player during a shot attempt by slapping her in the face and eye gouging. Replay clearly shows no attempt whatsoever to hit the ball, only the player's face.

Congrats, WNBA. This is your league. You built this. People hate you for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

204 Sponge, are you ever gonna make it to a NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:51 AM (77rzZ)



I honestly hope to one day. Life has gotten in the way, thus far.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

205 At least that Des Moines register polling lady retired from the polling business after her ridiculous Kamala is gonna beat Trump in Iowa 2024 poll. Why aren’t pollsters everywhere retiring in shame after (for instance) the recent WI and MI massive fails…?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (sXOHS)

206 Why aren’t pollsters everywhere retiring in shame after (for instance) the recent WI and MI massive fails…?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 08:52 AM (sXOHS)

Shame? They're doing their jobs flawlessly. They should all get promoted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)

207 But he cannot be taken out of Texas, correct?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
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Don't know, and I'm having trouble finding more info.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 08:55 AM (3ImbR)

208 Shame? They're doing their jobs flawlessly. They should all get promoted.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Bingo. Polls are for strip clubs and fire stations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (O0YTm)

209 179 Polls are commissioned by people with an agenda... a narrative they'd like to push. The responders are likely targeted to elicit a preferred response. Polls are designed to influence how we feel, look at or interpret a candidate or topic. We are the targets people want to influence. Influence can distort reality.

Don't be a target.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2Cry5)

I see MS Now polls with President Trump polling the worst in history and always wonder what the numbers would be if they polled people outside the building.


Great news - Dylan's landed on his feet. And I still want Bud Light to put the new WNBA trannies on their beer cans to win back some market share. That'd be hilarious. From Deadline.

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Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b)

210 A shame......I'm sure Weasel and the gang would LOVE to have you to the NoVa MoMe.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

Its on my bucket list - I'd love to someday drive down and be at one of these shindigs, baybee!

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (j10i6)

211 If I made it to the NoVAMoMe anyone should be able to. I strongly recommend it!

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 14, 2026 08:57 AM (z6ONu)

212
EXCLUSIVE: The 38th annual Vancouver Queer Film Festival (VQFF) will feature new films starring Alan Cumming, Matthew Morrison, Dylan Mulvaney and Michaela Jaé Rodriguez and exec-produced by Jane Schoenbrun, Lily Wachowski and Bob Odenkirk. Scroll down for the lineup in full.

Running September 10–20, before streaming September 21–27, the event will comprise 87 feature-length and short films by 2SLGBTQIA+ creators alongside parties, filmmaker Q&As....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b)




Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:57 AM (2YhKe)

213 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (c3YdQ)

214 I thought Curtis Sliwa was black. Doesn’t look like it from that pic up top.

Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

215 I drove a $1,000 Escort back around 1990. Wasn't as much fun as you people make it out to be.

Posted by: Poor, But Proud at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (JM9I6)

216 The whack job at the Des Moines register was already retiring. She didn’t do that out of shame or embarrassment, this was merely her “FU” as she was going out the door.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (cdNls)

217 I saw this elsewhere and thought it worth posting here. This is the flipside of the revelation that the SPLC was secretly funding purported Right Wing Hate Groups.

Examples of government action are the purported kidnapping of Gretchen Whitmer. False flag ops.

"In April 2009, Obama's Department of Homeland Security assessment warned of a rise in right-wing extremism fueled by the election of the first Black president. An internal intelligence memo titled "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment" was distributed to law enforcement. The memo suggested that disgruntled returning military veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan would be recruited by right wing extremists to become political assassins.
It was, of course, all a lie. There were no violent right wing extremists. The SPLC had to create their own by funding nut jobs to do their dirty work and blame it on Republicans.
Racial hatred is the only lasting impact of the Obama administration."

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (dtajH)

218 >> EXCLUSIVE: The 38th annual Vancouver Queer Film Festival (VQFF) will feature new films starring Alan Cumming, Matthew Morrison, Dylan Mulvaney and Michaela Jaé Rodriguez and exec-produced by Jane Schoenbrun, Lily Wachowski and Bob Odenkirk. Scroll down for the lineup in full.

Bob Odenkirk??? Saul Goodman?? WTF…. Is there not ONE normal person in Hollywood. I kinda liked that character; just the right amount of smart lip

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:01 AM (sXOHS)

219 I thought Curtis Sliwa was black. Doesn’t look like it from that pic up top.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
~~~~~

I always thought he was Puerto Rican. Not! He's of Polish and Italian descent.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (3ImbR)

220 Sucks for the UK, but at least they get to serve as a warning for the rest of the world. New PM is doubling down on stuffing refugees in rural villages.

They will NEVER get those barbarians out, and ethnic cleansing of the natives is virtually guaranteed to pop up in some places.

In the states we are lucky they only did this at the small to medium city level in most places, and that PDT has largely stopped it. And, of course, lucky that unlike the poor doomed brits, we are armed (which is why they couldn't take it as far or as fast here)

The progs will try if they get back in power, but with the UK as an example, people will fight

Posted by: heya at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (23NNO)

221 Running September 10–20, before streaming September 21–27, the event will comprise 87 feature-length and short films by 2SLGBTQIA+ creators alongside parties, filmmaker Q&As....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Sco7b)

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 08:57 AM (2YhKe)

From the original Bedazzled:
Devil: “I know, it’s pathetic, isn’t it? It’s just so hard to get good help these days.”
Stanley: “Well it’s the Wages, you know.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (Ol0VD)

222 At HotAir: "So Who Wants to Publish a 20,000-Word Essay on Great Anti-Communist Movies?"

Promise me a dollar per word and I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (Jr5Lq)

223 I have noticed the recent lack of popup ads with aging ladies sporting pronounced hooterage...I guess some algorithm was changed while I was out.

#sad

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (j10i6)

224 PBS station may lose access to 50 TB of archival material stored with a dubious cloud backup provider.


https://tinyurl.com/ycu8wsbs

Remember, folks: the "cloud" is just someone else's computer.

Pushing your backups to a cloud provider: fine.

Making that your ONLY backup: stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (IG3/x)

225 Wow! Hadn't heard, or even thought of, that Mystery Click in decades. Definitely one of his most underrated songs.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (wtvvX)

226 Hillary Clinton

Still not President. And still vile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

227 I think Curtis is half PR half Slav

He and Bernhard Goetz took back the NYC subway. For a few years anyway.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (JvZF+)

228 Poor, But Proud

Well played.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)

229 > Promise me a dollar per word and I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:02 AM (Jr5Lq)

"But think of the exposure."

"Right. 'Exposure'. People die from exposure, you know."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:04 AM (IG3/x)

230 Don Black,

I have occasionally made that comparison, yes. At least I have my health and so far I still have the house. I really hope that this is the job that God's been preparing me for and that things go smoothly with it.

Himself has been known to 'knock me upside the head' to get me out of comfortable ruts and ultimately puts me in a better place, but I'm starting to get some soft spots in my metaphorical skull from it

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 09:04 AM (aJQbY)

231 4 I thought Curtis Sliwa was black. Doesn’t look like it from that pic up top.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
******
Guardian Angels leader has always been white.
Polish/Italian

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

232 Cloud storage is suspect. Bathroom servers are the place to store your crimes.

Posted by: Hilldog at August 14, 2026 09:06 AM (JM9I6)

233 The more I look into Generational Theory, the more I reject it as a phenomena that is applicable to the former United States...

Their "theories" might show some value in a mono-culture, but that isn't happening. We would do well to toss this stupid Boomer vs X vs Millennial vs Z the demographics and culture no longer align.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 14, 2026 07:44 AM (+4Cf6)

I'm sorta with you. Sorta.

Look at Silents, Boomers, GenX, and Gen Z - none of them are political monocultures.

But my generation, who I grew up with, are. I'd reckon fewer than 10% of us are right of center, and the majority of the rest are *far* left of it (as such things are defined at this moment). We were perfectly and completely indoctrinated in a way that wasn't possible before or since. We're the best they can ever do, vis-a-vis the New Soviet Man.

For the next several decades, we're the majority.

It's not so much a generational theory as a description of *this moment in time.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)

234 > I kinda liked that character; just the right amount of smart lip
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:01 AM (sXOHS)

Well, now we know why he didn't demand that Suzy Homemaker (not remembering her name... the corrupt government official's wife) blow him after he found them hiding out in the tent.

But man, what a waste of Kim Wexler if so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)

235
216 The whack job at the Des Moines register was already retiring. She didn’t do that out of shame or embarrassment, this was merely her “FU” as she was going out the door.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:00 AM (cdNls)

I believe there’s evidence to support the idea that this was actually connected to a large online betting site. Her outlier poll came out, odds moved, and some “whale” players shifted positions and then cashed out in ways that netted them millions in instant profits. Far more than enough to justify giving her a bitcoin acct with an untraceable million in it, just to guarantee they had the timing down pat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2026 09:08 AM (Ol0VD)

236 Sliwa is Polish (that's where his last name comes from) and Italian. He is what he is, an NYC guy. He's probably the best NYC Republicans could have gotten vas a candidate. He won't go away however even though his support has gone down each election. The Republicans in NYC have to find a better candidate if that's even possible anymore

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:08 AM (xCuiu)

237 > 233 The more I look into Generational Theory, the more I reject it as a phenomena that is applicable to the former United States...


I think it's a pretty stupid idea to begin with, frankly.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (IG3/x)

238 I've seen Sliwa's shtick for decades. He's a consummate publicity hound who had some traction before Rudy came in and cleaned things up. Now he's back because the Rs can't find a credible candidate for NYC mayor. He's a joke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)

239 Flanagan or however it's spelled:

One 'fake Indian' congratulating another as the first of her kind? Wow.

Generational theory:
When I looked it up as a kid, I was born right at the tail of Gen-X. I cling to that interpretation.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (aJQbY)

240 Regarding Abdul El-Sayid-

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Unlike her bro, she doesn't try to hide it

https://tinyurl.com/2whkwd3b

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

241 Mark Walter buys the LA Lakers for $10B fourteen months ago; now he’s selling them for $12.5B

$2.5B in profit… this is the billionaire equivalent of house flipping I guess. Except he really didn’t spiff up the Laker house in any noticeable way (other than parting company with LeBron James)

I’m beginning to think sports is just one big money laundering operation.

I’m disillusioned

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:10 AM (sXOHS)

242 RandomDave,

sometimes life is like walking in a snowstorm. Just keep your head down and keep moving forward. Good luck.

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

243 @EndWokeness
Unlike her bro, she doesn't try to hide it

https://tinyurl.com/2whkwd3b
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)



In the immortal words of Dana Barrett:

"Will you please LEAVE!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2YhKe)

244 For the next several decades, we're the majority.

It's not so much a generational theory as a description of *this moment in time.*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)
=====

Go to your rooms! Right now! You're grounded.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:11 AM (JvZF+)

245 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)

That brunette Betsy chick was crazy, she would play a great psycho. She's a cute broad but I bet could be sexy as hell. Crazy just does something to some women, almost like a corollary to the matrix.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (d2MOG)

246 I think "pronounced hooterage" deserves to be immortalized in a limerick.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

247
I’m beginning to think sports is just one big money laundering operation.

I’m disillusioned
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 09:10 AM (sXOHS)



I'm beginning to think everything in big business is money laundering.

And the federal government has a BIG hand in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2YhKe)

248 Speaking of Abdul, this was from GatewayPundit yesterday.

Whoever should have run ads showing this with sad music and Abdul smirking face instead of ads disrespecting bitches like Whitmer and Mooch.


Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.

According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer.

In 2015 alone, the facility killed 1,988 dogs and 272 cats, accounting for more than a quarter of all dogs euthanized in the county that year.


I'm happy ace has months of easy material.
Dems make it so easy.
I guess the sane ones all get aborted.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:13 AM (Sco7b)

249 The Republicans in NYC have to find a better candidate if that's even possible anymore
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:08 AM (xCuiu)
----
I bet they all left after realizing there was no point to trying to fix the stupidity of NYC government.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 09:13 AM (FZ29D)

250 > That brunette Betsy chick was crazy, she would play a great psycho. She's a cute broad but I bet could be sexy as hell.

Yeah, she turned my crank.

Enough to make me stick it in crazy?

I dunno, but I'd think about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:14 AM (IG3/x)

251 Newt Gingrich is saying what I've been saying. The craziness of the Left is going to lead to big wins for us in November. So, be of good cheer but be sure to vote early and often.

Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)

252 In the immortal words of Dana Barrett:

"Will you please LEAVE!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2YhKe)
*******
Should he win, I'm sure they'll be a position for her in her brother's administration.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (NpAcC)

253
Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)



This is the most important. Our side needs to stop being pantywaists and show up at the polls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (2YhKe)

254 "That brunette Betsy chick was crazy, she would play a great psycho. She's a cute broad but I bet could be sexy as hell."

Betsy Kettleman character from "Better Call Saul?" Huge rack. She also appeared in the series "Barry" IIRC.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (Jr5Lq)

255 And I would never characterize it as "Millennials vs. Boomers" or "Millennials vs. Gen X," or whatever.

It's Millenials vs. The World. We're hostis humani generis. It's why I've advocated for my cohort to be interned in camps and subject to a selective breeding and adoption program for more than a decade now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (BI5O2)

256 Good morning. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)

257 Should he win, I'm sure they'll be a position for her in her brother's administration.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (NpAcC)



OF COURSE there will. She'll be put in some high level position, be paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and do nothing but destroy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (2YhKe)

258 Editing done.

I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)

259 Remember, folks: the "cloud" is just someone else's computer.

Pushing your backups to a cloud provider: fine.

Making that your ONLY backup: stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 09:03 AM (IG3/x)


What if we hire a bunch of people in China, or India, and they store all our data locally? That's a good idea, right? -- executive suites all across the country

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

260 Cap & Trade Newt Gettinrich is still around?

Posted by: It's a wonderment at August 14, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

261 >>It's Millenials vs. The World. We're hostis humani generis. It's why I've advocated for my cohort to be interned in camps and subject to a selective breeding and adoption program for more than a decade now.


Way harsh, Tai!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)

262 >>I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann.



Do it!
Good Harbor beach is calling!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3)

263
My opinion. These new found acolytes to socialism/communism are fadists not true believers. They have no basis for their support other than ' it must be good because equality"
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2026 07:20 AM (skcH5)


You may be on to something, Ben Had.

I suggest that we buy them all Hula Hoops and Silly Putty, and call them Anti-America Hoops and Intifada Putty.

That should get them to drop the commie stuff toot sweet!


Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2026 09:19 AM (iJfKG)

264 Editing done.

I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)



Congratulations!

And I sincerely pray for you to find peace within yourself.

Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)

265 258 Editing done.

I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)

Please do and take care.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)

266 265 258 Editing done.

I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann. The last thing I should be doing is drinking myself into a coma, which I am very likely to do if I don't find a distraction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)

Please do and take care.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)

Please go for the drive and distractions and take care.
NOT the coma thing.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Sco7b)

267 My working guess - and it is ONLY a guess because usually Democrats go much further and surprise me - plus it's hard to predict things anyway.

R's hold both, Jingleheimer Sayed "wins", and the "story" becomes how the DSA is "changing" things, the youth are now rock solid commies, everyone is unhappy, and it can no longer be ignored.

The failure of the D establishment to retake the houses can fuel the next two years of misery and the next phase of the story. Trump will have something to say about all of this but he will hide his time.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (d2MOG)

268 >Editing done.

I need to call up a really happy playlist on my phone and take a long drive, perhaps out to Cape Ann.
++++
Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Steak & eggs at Waffle House at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

269 246 I think "pronounced hooterage" deserves to be immortalized in a limerick.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

Under a great plastic surgeon's tutorage,
they learned to supply pronounced hooterage,
and now these great doctors,
dispensing great knockers,
can afford to buy all the best beverages.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

270 Well, at least you can now get a suppressor in Texas with no NFA paperwork.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM (oAqqA)

271 @251 I agree with you and Newt that the lefts craziness will help Republicans. Thus far I haven't been encouraged by the Republicans helping themselves, but they have a lot of money and the Dems will keep getting crazier. Turnout is key, you don't want to turn off the independents

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 09:22 AM (xCuiu)

272 >>Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.


Can we deport him now?
And his sister, too?

I don't even care where they were born, they are not American and obviously wish us harm.

"The Great Satan" does not want or need your presence on our soil, you ghouls!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

273 179 Polls are commissioned by people with an agenda... a narrative they'd like to push. The responders are likely targeted to elicit a preferred response. Polls are designed to influence how we feel, look at or interpret a candidate or topic. We are the targets people want to influence. Influence can distort reality.

Don't be a target.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 08:40 AM (2Cry5)


Every politician, political party, corporation, etc., that wants to get a fairly accurate targeted audience perception of candidates, products, corporate reputation, etc, commissions and purchases private polls. Or has it's own internal polling operation. Both types run by personnel with proven track-records of utility and accuracy of results. Hillary's 2016 private polling was famously inaccurate. That's why we've never since heard of her now-infamous campaign manager, Robby Mook.

Publicly-released poll results by 'pros' are worth what the public pays for them. Nothing.

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)

274 Hi Lizzy, hope you're doing ok, or as ok as can be expected.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (d2MOG)

275 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 09:21 AM

Bravo!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

276 There is only one way to beat their fraud machine, and Trump exposed it. Show up in large enough numbers that a win for the other side is statistically impossible. It’s math.
_____

10x a day I'm getting ads against OH Senate candidate Husted - he slashed Medicare so he can give tax cuts to Billionaires, he took money from Epstein (well, Wexner, close enough) and voted against releasing the Epstein files. This will work on some voters.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)

277 At the very least, the DSA is turning the ratchet a couple more notches.

Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2026 09:25 AM (Q+gd/)

278 People are frustrated with the economy. I get that. It’s taking a long time to rid ourselves of the economic mess Democrats left behind. The massive spending, food inflation and ridiculous amount of government job creation nearly killed us.

But the answer isn’t to go back to that. It’s counterintuitive. That’s why I don’t believe any of the polls that state people trust Denton the economy. You have to be a deep space alien not to know what’s happened since Biden and Democrats took over.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:26 AM (X9ZVL)

279 It’s taking a long time to rid ourselves of the economic mess Democrats left behind.

I'm still unsure if it's even POSSIBLE.

they stuck many many knives in the back of the USA

those knives had poison tips

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (j+aD2)

280 If you’re voting for the Democrat in the Ohio senate race , see your neurologist.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (X9ZVL)

281 "..people trust Denton the economy. "

Trying to decipher that typo...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

282 If we're going to define the moment that began the fall of western civilization, I'd put at the Clinton administration with the blatant lying combined with the if-a-Democrat-does-it-its-not-a-crime policy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)

283 The “Boomer” was and is a huge demographic, like a snake eating a watermelon.

The psy-ops simply HAD to be the comprehensive, the stakes were too high. And they had the infrastructure and the people in place with which to do it. No way were they going to go through life without getting fucked with more than any previous cohort in human history. No chance.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (cdNls)

284 If you’re voting for the Democrat in the Ohio senate race , see your neurologist.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (X9ZVL)



You seem to have misspelled "anywhere, ever."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

285 Authenticity is important. If you have someone who is good at that like Trump, *and* point out the apparently pathological inauthenticity of the leftists... I think we'll at least get the young idiots to play 'a pox on both their houses' even if they don't convert.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (aJQbY)

286 "..people trust Denton the economy. "

Trying to decipher that typo...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)



Denton, Tx is a 2 university town........and an implied 'sanctuary city.'

It is a liberal shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

287 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!

The ouster of Nixon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

288 “I said it in 2019, and you know if you listen to the full conversation, you very quickly understand what I’m talking about,” Piker said.

-
Yeah, we do!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)

289 Way harsh, Tai!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)

Perhaps.

But fair.

There was a unique confluence of toxic factors in society that made us possible - a perfect shitstorm, if you will - but it can end with us, too, if anyone has the will to stop us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (BI5O2)

290 Art

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 09:30 AM (JvZF+)

291 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

292 people trust Denton the economy. "

Trying to decipher that typo...
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people trust Dems on the economy?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 14, 2026 09:31 AM (3ImbR)

293 Your single vote won't decide an election.* It's statistically worthless.

But banded together it can be decisive. The Left has had an advantage of this with identity politics.

That's hopefully about to change. let us pray!

* My vote once tied my small town mayoral election. What odds!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:32 AM (dtajH)

294 during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.

Well, they are haram so...

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 09:34 AM (99eI0)

295 >>I'm still unsure if it's even POSSIBLE.

Remember that one time years ago you got drunk, and the hangover lasted for a week. The one where you promised yourself you would never drink again? That.

I don’t believe people understand just how much damage Democrats did to the economy. They flooded the country with money that wasn’t productive and used Covid as their excuse. It turned every economic incentive upside down and beat the productive sector with a lead pipe.

Think about the macro cycle associated with that paradigm. You steal money from taxpayers at confiscatory rates. You hand it out to people who don’t produce anything. Almost zero economic payback. Worse, it becomes inflationary as the people you hand it out to spend that largess on everything and distort the market. Add to that millions of illegal immigrants who produce almost zero economic activity getting huge taxpayer funded handouts. That undermines all our social welfare programs and makes them fiscally unsound. They also distorted (read inflated) the cost of everything from housing and food to medical care. There isn’t even enough room for me to continue, but you get the point. Two years ain’t enough.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2026 09:38 AM (X9ZVL)

296 Hi ... doing OK, as much as possible. Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

297 Well, maybe don't run a guy like Andrew Cuomo who told conservatives they didn't belong in NY State.

https://tinyurl.com/24dry27n

If you needed the votes of Republicans to stop Mayor Mamdani, you needed to run someone who didn't tell them to leave the state when he was Governor.

It's simple electoral math.

Posted by: NYC Conservative at August 14, 2026 09:47 AM (TH4O4)

298 They needed Mamdani to be Mayor.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 09:50 AM (d2MOG)

299 @95 The RCC doesn't conduct canon law courts.

They're called Diocesan Tribunals.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 14, 2026 10:04 AM (zdLoL)

300 I thought Curtis Sliwa was black. Doesn’t look like it from that pic up top.
Posted by: Bulg at August 14, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

He's of Polish ancestry.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2026 10:29 AM (hmYU4)

301 286 "..people trust Denton the economy. "

Trying to decipher that typo...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

Denton, Tx is a 2 university town........and an implied 'sanctuary city.'

It is a liberal shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)


I live just 3 blocks from TWU and I have to agree. Denton is trying very hard to become Austin.

Posted by: goozer at August 14, 2026 11:43 AM (eTh1u)

302 Speaking as a veteran with 3 tours and 28 years of service, and a native of Queens, NY.

Not going to get on the Sliwa Hate Train. Whatever you think of his tendency for self-promotion (like EVERY public figure), the man has bled NYC asphalt his entire life.

When he asserts that New York knew what it was getting with the deviant currently occupying Gracie Mansion, he's not wrong.

Posted by: Phil Christensen at August 14, 2026 12:36 PM (gxAox)

Daily Tech News 14 August 2026

Top Story


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Get your dirty hands off my Buckminsterfullerine-replicating cosmological megastructure!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2026 04:35 AM (sAmhv)

3 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 14, 2026 04:39 AM (BLOW1)

4 BOING!

Busy. Sashimi prepped. Chicken in the oven.

Dealing with this MS issue, which is preventing critical updates from being installed on Win11:

https://tinyurl.com/2keew2jp

At a minimum I know from a vendor install failure that the Windows Temp folder cannot be written to no matter what authority a program has. Dunno how this happened.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 04:40 AM (aI58f)

5 Hello techies,

TGIF

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 14, 2026 04:44 AM (kM0fu)

6 Too difficult to comment
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Surfing dog:

https://tinyurl.com/5n99tw4z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 04:46 AM (DzHyO)

8 w00t late

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

9 Disclaimer: Get your dirty hands of

*off

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9)

10 "Be Thou My Vision"

Lovely old Irish hymn

https://tinyurl.com/sn5ez6h5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:02 AM (W90Ou)

11
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2026 05:07 AM (AMvSw)

12 Repeat: How did Hunter Biden get there?

https://tinyurl.com/2nuc86bt

How long is Hunter's nose?

https://tinyurl.com/43z5udhz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:08 AM (aI58f)

13 Man helps elderly woman who had fallen. YouTube video:

https://tinyurl.com/43ptnucr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:08 AM (W90Ou)

14 4 Dealing with this MS issue, which is preventing critical updates from being installed on Win11:

https://tinyurl.com/2keew2jp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 04:40 AM (aI58f)

This exceeds my techitude. Good luck.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

15 Phone is acting up. I'm calling a very early day for electronics:

Could the kind praying people please continue to pray for P, for relief from pain and for the husband of dear ASHQ poster "Tecumseh Tea" whose husband has cancer- for complete healing for him . Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 05:13 AM (W90Ou)

16 >>>Dealing with this MS issue

I read that as "multiple sclerosis" every time.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

17 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 14, 2026 05:18 AM (Hbeqj)

18 >>>(White House) (Yes, the White House)

TLDR

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:19 AM (odBC9)

19 I read that as "multiple sclerosis" every time.
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

I did as well. And silently applauded Biden’s Dog for persevering with the chicken and sushi.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 14, 2026 05:20 AM (kM0fu)

20 from The Register article

>>>They could have gotten a password tattoo.

ewww

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

21 >>>Top shooting yourself in the foot.

*Stop

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

22 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 14, 2026 05:23 AM (PzBTm)

23 YAY, Rosasharn!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:25 AM (odBC9)

24 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2026 05:26 AM (V0/Sp)

25 from the Axios article

Freshmen at the University of Michigan are getting a break from one of college's biggest stressors: grades.

Why it matters: The pilot program is intended to help "curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals," the school says.

___

And then, when, in real life, they face stress, they are On Their Own.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)

26 from the Axios article

Professors would still assign grades, but they wouldn't appear on external transcripts or count toward students' GPAs. ... U-M says the idea, known as "grade covering"

AKA "lying"

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:30 AM (odBC9)

27 >>>Top shooting yourself in the foot.

*Stop

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)
-

4 out of 5 people surveyed who shot themselves in the foot, did it from on top.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:38 AM (aI58f)

28 If being asked to learn something and then having how well you learned it be measured by the person who taught it to you gives you a "mental health crisis", you shouldn't have even gone in to academics.

And you -definitely- should not go to trade school.

Hell, even stuffing boxes for Amazon is probably too much to trust you with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:39 AM (Ot/FD)

29 27 >>>Top shooting yourself in the foot.

*Stop

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)
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4 out of 5 people surveyed who shot themselves in the foot, did it from on top.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:38 AM (aI58f)

Hard to top stopping!

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:41 AM (odBC9)

30 Go be an electrician's assistant. Tell them you're having a mental health crisis because the apprentice you're attached to sent you to the supply house to buy fittings and you brought back the wrong ones and are now holding up the job. Tell them it's Not Fair and you should basically already be the foreman anyway because it's your turn and you deserve it.

See how that works out for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)

31 It's flabbergasting the degree to which people think being corrected or being told they're wrong drives them around the bend. Their parents never said "No", never corrected them or let them suffer the consequences of being wrong, however trivial. So now they're all grown up and are physically allergic to learning or growing or being a decent human being in general.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:44 AM (Ot/FD)

32 They should all be run through ROTC.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

33 4 out of 5 people surveyed who shot themselves in the foot, did it from on top.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 05:38 AM (aI58f)

Shooting yourself in the foot may not be right for everyone. If you are allergic to shooting yourself in the foot, stop shooting yourself in the foot.

If bleeding persists for more than four hours consult your doctor.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 14, 2026 05:48 AM (kM0fu)

34 32 They should all be run through ROTC.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)


...or a woodchipper.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)

35 34 32 They should all be run through ROTC.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

...or a woodchipper.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)

"Today we're going to study Vermeer."

"The music guy?"

".... just for that, you're going feet first, Timmy."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:51 AM (Ot/FD)

36 35 34 32 They should all be run through ROTC.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

...or a woodchipper.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)

"Today we're going to study Vermeer."

"The music guy?"

".... just for that, you're going feet first, Timmy."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:51 AM (Ot/FD)

*uptwinkles*

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:52 AM (odBC9)

37 *moar uptwinkles!*

G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 05:54 AM (VyBeY)

38 Ah, the paradigm shift, where getting shoved face first into an Educator's six-inch Bandit no longer means....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 05:55 AM (Ot/FD)

39 and thank you Rosasharn!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 05:55 AM (VyBeY)

40 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! We who are awake at an early hour salute you!

Friday. The consummation devoutly to be wished.

I'm up, anyway, with the Killer Kittenz From Outer Space. Howz about you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)

41 My real estate agent is trying to set up video tours of two new properties, both about the same price, one a bit smaller than the other. Both look to be in good neighborhoods, both have garages of course, and I think both have basements. The smaller has a deck out back and a little shed near the garage.

The larger has, get this, a gas fireplace. I haven't had a fireplace of any kind since my apartment in Denver, '97-'98. Should be interesting. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

42 The leftover french fries topped with ketchup that I am eating for breakfast are delicious.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:03 AM (odBC9)

43 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: DISCONTINUITY

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 06:04 AM (amcLV)

44 The Warners Bugs Bunny cartoon that introduced the Tasmanian Devil is on Movies! They use these and Fractured Flickers segments as filler between their films.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)

45 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: DISCONTINUITY
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026


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That's the problem with those Slaver stasis fields

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

46 Speaking of woodchipper candidates:

https://tinyurl.com/yp5z3jef

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:07 AM (aI58f)

47 Addendum to the building across from the White Bought by some Chynahman - some Chynahman!!!

https://tinyurl.com/3bdnnufd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:10 AM (aI58f)

48 The plan: workout this morning, breakfast, and by then I'll know if my agent has set up a video tour of either or both properties. If not, I'll run quick to Walmart or Aldi for our pizza tonight.

We watched the 1944 The Canterville Ghost with Charles Laughton and Robert Young last night. Fun stuff. Until I looked on IMDb, I had no idea the basic story had been remade so many times for films and TV, live action and animation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

49 nice

Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
11h

I think it was Chesterton who said “Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly”.

This helps me a lot.

Istra of Glome
@byistra
19h

C.S. Lewis: favorable conditions NEVER come

There are always plenty of rivals to our work. We are always falling in love or quarreling, looking for jobs or fearing to lose them, getting ill and recovering, following public affairs. If we let ourselves, we shall always be waiting for some distraction or other to end before we can really get down to our work.

The only people who achieve much are those who want knowledge so badly that they seek it while the conditions are still unfavorable. Favorable conditions never come.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:11 AM (odBC9)

50 also

Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
11h
Perfectionism is a demon more tempting than most and will stop you from doing anything if you let it

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:14 AM (odBC9)

51 That's the problem with those Slaver stasis fields
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)
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I'm pleased you got the reference.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2026 06:20 AM (amcLV)

52 Greetings and good morning, all! My MRI went very well and with luck, a treatment plan will be implemented that will actually solve my knee pain.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:22 AM (99eI0)

53 We believe that covering grades will help students start strong and curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals.

I'm really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)

54 MSNBC: "How do I ask this artfully?"

https://tinyurl.com/5cb4v5ah

Wisconsin. Minnesota. US elections are a sham!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:32 AM (aI58f)

55 Greetings and good morning, all! My MRI went very well and with luck, a treatment plan will be implemented that will actually solve my knee pain.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:22 AM (99eI0)
-

See our earlier comments about shooting yourself in the foot.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:33 AM (aI58f)

56 from the Axios article

Freshmen at the University of Michigan are getting a break from one of college's biggest stressors: grades.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 05:28 AM (odBC9)
-

If it's good enough for college freshmen, it's good enough for the kiddies:

https://tinyurl.com/5h8kzrur

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:36 AM (aI58f)

57 54 MSNBC: "How do I ask this artfully?"

https://tinyurl.com/5cb4v5ah

Wisconsin. Minnesota. US elections are a sham!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:32 AM (aI58f)

It's a great line.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:39 AM (odBC9)

58 See our earlier comments about shooting yourself in the foot.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Important safety tip. Thanks, Eagon!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:40 AM (99eI0)

59 56 If it's good enough for college freshmen, it's good enough for the kiddies:

https://tinyurl.com/5h8kzrur
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:36 AM (aI58f)

tragic

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

60 Speaking of Minecraft, is there an AoS Minecraft server out there somewhere?

Posted by: Jeff C at August 14, 2026 06:46 AM (5NnMe)

61 Wife was asking me for dinner suggestions tonight. She has tofu (Don't scoff. She's a good cook.) and was thinking of making tacos but she was asking if that should wait until Tuesday.

My answer: I'm kind of torn. Because tacos should not be delayed. However, Tofu Taco Tuesday does sound hilarious.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:47 AM (99eI0)

62 mornin yall. Another cop was fired and arrested in Georgia for using Flock cameras for "non work related purposes" This one was a police major in Milledgeville. It's almost like you can't even trust the police.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)

63 Any more sailors jump overboard yesterday?

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

64 hilarious can be a good thing ... I say go with that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)

65 64 hilarious can be a good thing ... I say go with that!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Agreed. I did remind her that we have ravioli in the freezer.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:59 AM (99eI0)

66 Another cop was fired and arrested in Georgia for using Flock cameras for "non work related purposes" This one was a police major in Milledgeville. It's almost like you can't even trust the police.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)
-

Obligatory musical interlude:

https://youtu.be/K-qK7oVXVRQ

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 06:59 AM (XyZGq)

67 a police major? rly? gold oak leaf & all? how shocking!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 06:59 AM (VyBeY)

68 hilarious can be a good thing ... I say go with that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 14, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)
-

This is nothing funny about sailors jumping off an aircraft carrier into the Arabian sea.

We are not amused!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:01 AM (XyZGq)

69 dude you have tofu in your house
what for dinner is the least of your worries

I kid of course
good morning everyone

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:01 AM (ZxPkt)

70 63 Any more sailors jump overboard yesterday?
Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

This?

BBC

Conditions on US aircraft carrier at sea for more than 250 days raise alarms
Thousands of sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have reportedly faced food shortages and broken plumbing, with some considering jumping overboard.
12 hrs ago

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)

71 I'm really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)

It's not even a generational thing. There has never been an era in human history, and never will be, where failure should be met with praise. There can't actually be any kind of world where failure is success. Not learning from failure, not growing from the experience, actual acceptable praiseworthy success. It doesn't even make sense. The calendar hasn't got anything to do with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)

72 We have the name and a picture of the 14 year old who shot another student at a local high school this week, causing the school to be closed until next Monday. Denzelle Willis Jr., who apparently has a giant spider living on the top of his head. His mama say he a good boy, he just got caught up in the web of a giant spider.

Posted by: fd at August 14, 2026 07:04 AM (MWfyi)

73 these BBC people I can't even

The Global Story
Is Iran really trying to kill Trump?

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

74 73 these BBC people I can't even

The Global Story
Is Iran really trying to kill Trump?
Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

I'd honestly be a little bit offended if they weren't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (Ot/FD)

75 Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)
-

BBC.

Obviously there are problems if more than one sailor attempted jumping. However, not interested in believing the BBC's scare tactics.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (XyZGq)

76 JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (NcvvS)

77 Mr. Sefton has arrived.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (2Cry5)

78 "You mean they're not even trying? How hard do you gotta bomb a guy? I mean, come on..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (Ot/FD)

79 moar stressors

from the BBC US aircraft carrier article

A study of 956 sailors released in January 2025 found that troops aboard US Navy ships suffer the highest rates of "serious psychological distress" compared to other branches of the US military.

The study cited "unique stressors, such as poor habitability, noise and demanding schedules that leave inadequate time for sleep and rest".

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:06 AM (odBC9)

80 75 Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (odBC9)
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BBC.

Obviously there are problems if more than one sailor attempted jumping. However, not interested in believing the BBC's scare tactics.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 07:05 AM (XyZGq)

In the article, Hegseth and others dispute the reports.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)

81 I woke up early to a tiny drip from the ceiling in our master bathroom. Shut off the hot water valve. A 50/50 chance it will help while I wait for the wife to wake up so I can make noise fixing it.


Fucking PEX.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 07:08 AM (4NO2D)

82 71 I'm really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)

It's not even a generational thing. There has never been an era in human history, and never will be, where failure should be met with praise. There can't actually be any kind of world where failure is success. Not learning from failure, not growing from the experience, actual acceptable praiseworthy success. It doesn't even make sense. The calendar hasn't got anything to do with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)

Hear, hear.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 07:14 AM (odBC9)

83 Writing passwords down on paper is underrated

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 14, 2026 07:46 AM (Ydd86)

84 {{{Rosasharn}}}

Huzzah! And she is twirling!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 14, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 13, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

[Top photo: Honeymoon Island State Park - from ArmyBrat68]

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Did you celebrate this anniversary yesterday?

Admit it - you broke out your old episodes of Compute! magazine to commemorate this.

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AI can be asshoe. It can also be made to do some clever and funny stuff.

Leftist travels through time to save George Floyd


Does he fare any better traveling back in time to meet Che Guevara?


I hope more of these hit my feed soon!

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You probably heard that Karoline Leavitt is stepping down as White House Press Secretray. Lots of speculation as to who will replace her.


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Flock segment of the night


Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley Posted This garbage on X today

I've learned a lot in nine years of building
@Flock_Safety
. Some of it from our customers, and some of it from the communities they serve.

Today we’re announcing the changes that came from listening. A new standard for privacy, security, and accountability in public safety technology.

We're also asking state legislators to go further. Mandate real auditing on every law enforcement data system. Raise the penalties for misuse. And if your state wants help building it, we'll do it for free.

The post itself is heavily ratioed (more comments than likes). Comments are not friendly to him. There is a link at the post to a longer post on Flock's website - should that be something that interests you.

More here - Flock announces changes amid backlash over its license plate reader network

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From Orwell Day on X - a collage of headlines about Flock cancellations.

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Moar, please!!

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Another H/T to CBD for this one

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Back to Orwell Day. What an interesting discovery - an area strangely devoid of Flock cameras.


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From the "I saw it so now you have to" department


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Save your stuff on devices you own. Music, photos -- yeah, we all know that. It even applies to TV broadcast footage!!

PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

Nine PBS is afraid that it will lose over 70 years of archival materials and programming after its contracted cloud storage vendor has apparently gone out of business. According to Current, the channel used Open Source Storage, or OSS, for storing over 50TB of data — but it suddenly lost access to its data earlier this year. Nine PBS has been working with OSS and its predecessor since 2019 and intended to renew its contract on March 6 of this year. The company never responded and abruptly cut off the station’s data access even though it still had 30 days to retrieve its data after the contract ended.

The station dug a little bit deeper when it discovered that the OSS website no longer existed and was listed as delinquent under the Colorado Secretary of State. It also discovered that OSS utilized Iron Mountain’s services, so it sent a demand letter to the latter to preserve its data and to "pay any reasonable costs associated with its demand." At the time, Iron Mountain did not confirm or deny that it possessed Nine PBS’ data.


This wouldn't have been an issue if the organization bought a $1,000 NAS and populated it with a few hard drives.


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DJ Doof - R.I.P. To My Local Classic Rock Radio Station Edition


100.7 "The Bay" - Classic Rock radio station in Baltimore went off the air last night, just before Midnight. The station was sold and the frequency is now a Christian Contemporary music station.

The folks at The Bay posted their playlist from their final hour on the air. Seems like they had fun taking a poke at the new format.

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From The Bay's Facebook page

If you're interested, here are the final 2 hours of The Bay over the air broadcast. The segment starts with the 10pm "Get the Led out" block of Led Zeppelin songs -- something they've done for as long as I can remember. Although I think they used to call it "Zeppelin O'clock".

These are the last 3 songs they played. Put on an O's hat and pour out some Natty Boh in honor of The Bay, Hon!

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1 Perpetually perpetrating preposterous predicaments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (C8pEi)

2 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

3 3

3

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (pMmVV)

4 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (Lzhdy)

5 Top 5?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (2Ez/1)

6 Nice filters on that top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

7 Shoot! Anyway, time for the content.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (udaaY)

9 Not remotely first.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (kU0PQ)

10 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

11 Admit it - you broke out your old episodes of Compute! magazine to commemorate this.

Nah, for me it was Computerworld and Infoworld.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (udaaY)

12 The thing about Steve McQueen is he always looked like a guy who had been through some sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Why, yes, actually, I did. Multiple, in fact. Including the one where we etched the motherboard and soldered on the chips, and the Atari I programmed in assembly language.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)

14 As if the sight of those shirtless dudes isn’t creepy enough - they’re dancing to ABBA.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)

15 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)

16 Food!
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)


Ha! I thought that one had been retired.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

17 I live in a small city. There are only 5 Flock cameras in town. Four are at the local Lowe's store and the other is in an intersection of an outlying neighborhood (I have no idea why). So, no cop action!

Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

18 Greetings Doof! Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (kOluj)

19 Yay ONT! Thanks, Doof!

Lovely photo up top. Nice contrasting colors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (D/6p1)

20
I don't know how much Ace pays you cobloggers. You all need a raise.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)

21 Hey, TRex!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)

22 Don't touch my ring cameras.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)

23 As if the sight of those shirtless dudes isn’t creepy enough - they’re dancing to ABBA.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 10:04 PM (3mtTi)


Disco Doof approves of ABBA but definitely not the shirtless dudes doing - whatever it is they're doing!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

24 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Not exactly growing up. By the time they brought out the PC in 1981, I had already been computing on my Radio Shack Model I for three years. It was the FUTURE!

I skipped the PC and didn't upgrade until the PC-AT. Did get the Shack Model 100 "laptop" in the meanwhile, and logged into CompuServe, pre-wwweb.

I knew every chip in that Model I and even messed with some of them in ways I never could later.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hooray for the mighty Z-80 chip! at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (C8pEi)

25 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (udaaY)

26 I hope it wasn't Lawrence Welk Show reruns or the Roy Orbison Black & White concert that PBS lost. They'll never be able to fund raise again.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (2Xqig)

27 PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

I remember, back when I was a working stiff, suggesting to my employer that, while buying storage may cost more, it was safer if you actually wanted to guarantee access to your data.

I was poo-pooed. I'm sure it'll all be fine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)

28 Adios Flock, won't be missed.

Howdy all and mucho thanko to the Doofo

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (L8op7)

29 I don't know how much Ace pays you cobloggers. You all need a raise.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM (/QHx4)


Everybody knows how much he pays us

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)

30 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)

31 now a Christian Contemporary music station.

Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.

Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)

32 Something something women something something

@ByronYork 1m
From the Fox poll, Rogers vs. el Sayed in Michigan:
White men, no college degree: Rogers 63 el Sayed 37
White men, college degree: Rogers 55 el Sayed 43
White women, no college degree: Rogers 60 el Sayed 38
White women, college degree: Rogers 37 el Sayed 60

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (diia5)

33 >>PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

You know what the call your stuff in the cloud?

Not your stuff.

LTO is for closers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)

34
I couldn't listen to the final two hours of a rock station. It would be like --

self-censored, too heavy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)

35
Zero??

DANG, we should protest.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (/QHx4)

36 PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct

For a proper understanding of the situation, always replace phrases referring to "the cloud" with phrases referring to "some other asshole's computer."

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

37 21 Hey, TRex!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:06 PM
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Bulg!

Posted by: TRex - no wumpus yet dino at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1)

38 First time I ever used a computer was after the Army, when I started the drafting course at Billings Vo-Tech. 1992.

Now, I have my home laptop that I use as a desktop, my work desktop, my phone, my iPad. And yet, when something goes wrong I throw my hands in the air and say "golly." Then I have my wife or my son fix it.

Just because I use computers all damn day does not mean I know how the stupid things work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

39 does not mean I know how the stupid things work.


Turn in off and then back on. Fixes anything. Standard IT answer in bygone days.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)

40 16 You have it confused with the “Marco Rubio finds out” meme.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

41 >>I live in a small city. There are only 5 Flock cameras in town. Four are at the local Lowe's store and the other is in an intersection of an outlying neighborhood (I have no idea why). So, no cop action!

Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:05 PM

We have one on each of the roads out of town. That's six cameras. I might be able to find a workaround on one of the Farm to Market roads, though, if I need to escape.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2Xqig)

42 Flock and prank calls on the same ONT.
And Mrs.D and I were just talking about the old days when we'd call people and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can.
Hmmmm....???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

43 whatever it is they're doing!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

I don't know exactly, but I'm betting Che Guevera would have a one-word answer for them.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)

44 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

As if. Was 25 before I owned a Color TV. Or air conditioning.

Posted by: Old Man Adams at August 13, 2026 10:13 PM (JM9I6)

45 I couldn't listen to the final two hours of a rock station. It would be like --

self-censored, too heavy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)


It went completely silent after Stairway. For at least 30 mins. Possibly at long longer. It was sad.

Not that I listen to regular radio much anymore, but there's comfort knowing it's there.

Until it isn't.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

46 "I saw it so now you have to"

Um

Doof, this causes me to have some questions about you. Questions I neither want to ask nor to which I want answers.

Just don't do it again, m'kay?

Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing skeezy about it at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (C8pEi)

47 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?
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We had a VIC-20 and a Commodore 64.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)

48 My dad was military retired and subsequent blue collar worker. He became obsessed with the PC but unfortunately it was the Commodore he started with.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (KC5Lt)

49 >Just because I use computers all damn day does not mean I know how the stupid things work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Some people repair their cars. Most people drive their cars and have a mechanic repair them. Intimate knowledge of vehicle mechanics is not necessary to operate a vehicle well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (pMmVV)

50 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

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I had a Magic 8 Ball. It was about as accurate as Co-pilot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:15 PM (o5Cl5)

51 The "cloud" is someone else's hard drive.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (qFwJc)

52 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?
-
Yeah, and Dad hated us calling it a Trash-80.

I finally got something games-worthy for college.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (vSvIl)

53 You have it confused with the “Marco Rubio finds out” meme.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)


I might be the only person who thinks that one is completely played out. Maybe I should make a "Marco Rubio finds out he just jumped the shark" version.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

54

My Dad hated computers. He always called them the devil's box.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (/QHx4)

55 Thanks again Doof!
Still, it seems, I’m in Xwitter purgatory.
But the AC/DC Vid more than made up for that.
I was fortunate enough to see them in Long Bech on this tour. With the ex-limo driver as the singer. Still remember pretty much every bit of it.

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (N91F8)

56 "PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history"

As the saying goes:



That's too bad.



Anyway…

Posted by: mindful webworker - more concerned about lost early Dr Who episodes at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (C8pEi)

57 My dad was a field engineer for NCR. Started out repairing the beautiful old steampunk machines; had to learn the computer based upgrades. He hated it.

Aside from a couple of post-retirement jobs (school bus driver, delivery guy), he never had a cell phone. He never used a computer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)

58 My Dad hated computers. He always called them the devil's box.

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I thought that was Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (o5Cl5)

59 We had a VIC-20 and a Commodore 64.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)


Howdy SiD!! Good to see you!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

60 Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAs

Sorry I think they're still funny.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)

61 From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)

62 Huh.
Looks like the criminals in NY know where the rich are and no cameras.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)

63 My Dad was born in 1912, and my Mom in 1919.

No way was a computer ever gonna darken our door, thank goodness.

I actually had to walk to the county library to look stuff up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

64 We got an Apple IIe. My dad was always a lover of new technology. I wish I had it now!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

65
Lol Cicero

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (/QHx4)

66 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?

Not when I was still a training ski. My grade school did have one (1) student-accessible Apple ][+ computer.

We bought our own Apple ][+ when I was in 7th grade.

Replaced with a //c a few years later.

And I bought myself a used 386sx/16 when I started college.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

67
Oh hell no! They didn't exist for us 29 year olds during our formative years.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Gives himself away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (pMmVV)

68 We had a VIC-20 and a Commodore 64.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:14 PM (PcoR0)

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My VIC-20 had a tape drive.

Tape.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)

69 I enjoyed the time-travelling Commie videos. Even if George Floyd and Che Guevara look nothing like the real deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

70 Evening all. Not out of purgatorio yet - the client should be telling the company whether I got the job either tomorrow or Monday. I keep vacillating between "the way he talked, they really want me" and "but don't count on anything until you get that firm offer!". Trying very hard to give it to God.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (aJQbY)

71 Ex-Ex's first computer was an Apple IIgs.
That was my first experience with a computer, back in 1988.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:21 PM (FdpeO)

72 Did I have a computer in the home while growing up?

Durn tootin', I did. I been slingin' code since before my sister was born. I still don't know what caused more trouble; my code or my sister! Nowadays, they both say I talk too much.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (qx7Zg)

73 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2026 10:18 PM (s522d)


Dude, I am laughing so hard right now. As in out loud with my eyes watering!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

74 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Never was able to make crank calls - phones were in the kitchen and my parents' room. Couldn't get anything by those two...😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (SRRAx)

75 Marco Rubio finds out that he’s both Disco Doof AND Piper.

Can’t imagine how THAT meme would look.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

76 From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

Damn your eyes!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)

77 Much like Disturbed covering of "Sound of Silence", this cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" gives the song dimension & meaning that the original performers left untapped:

https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

78 Actually, his first computer was an Apple IIe.

He had the IIgs when I met him.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (FdpeO)

79 My first computer was an IBM PS/1, with Windows 3.1 on it. I still have it. Bought it used, because it was "old hat". Worked for what I used it for, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)

80 Remember when London was first covered in police cameras? They wound up with more per square mile than Chinese cities. Londoners were told that it would cut down on crime.
Crime never went down and now the cops arrest them for posting criticism of politicians online.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (0MjtC)

81 Computer in the house?

We had an electric typewriter. No correcting tape either. White out pock marked my homework.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (yEz+x)

82 Did you grow up with a computer in your home?"

"Grow up"

That's funny

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR)

83 I got my first "real" computer in 1993. It had a hard drive with almost 90 mb of storage.

So, the size of one mid-resolution pic of Tessa Fowler.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (6/7Fs)

84 As if the sight of those shirtless dudes isn’t creepy enough - they’re dancing to ABBA.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Dancing Queens - don't you recognize them?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (udaaY)

85 Hey, Screaming in Digital. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

86 My first computer was ridiculously expensive. A 286 etc that cost $2,400 in 1996?

A buddy and I bought the Borland C and split the cost ($500). My middle son was writing software at the his age of 16.

He got his MS in Comp Sci 15 years ago and is now ridiculously wealthy.

In hindsight, it was cheaper than putting him through college, although I did pony up the $5,000 that he owed the Univ. of Toronto so he could graduate.

I think of it as a great investment in my son's future.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (qFwJc)

87 Windows 3.1.2 was my favorite! Since then . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re)

88 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at

This was the warmup for that. My throat still burns from when I threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)

89 I heard of another station a few years ago that did just that, going from classic rock to Christian music, though I can't remember the details.

I also heard of another that was switching genres and played "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over for something like 24 hours straight in between.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (jGGMD)

90 The flock thing is funny, too.

Flock didn't show up and start setting up cameras for the hell of it.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)

91
My husband says computers and plastic will ruin the world, lol.

I've heard that so many times from him.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)

92 The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin


Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

93 This was the warmup for that. My throat still burns from when I threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:25 PM (ftFVW)


Wow - look who stopped by! I'm honored!!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)

94 Howdy SiD!! Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof
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Doooooooooooof!

OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)

95
Which, unfortunately, means something very different than it did in the 90s. Back then we had Phil Keagy, Brian Duncan, Petra, and so on.

Now, it seems we mostly have some meager choirs and a few rappers. Up through the 00s, we went to concerts and enjoyed a lot of good music. I don't hear much of that good stuff anymore. Sad.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:09 PM (kU0PQ)

I like Phil Keaggy, because he was a virtuoso guitar player who used his talent for Christ. Sadly, a lot of "christian" musicians these days want to use the genre to jump into mainstream pop. They can't write, they can barely sing, and none of it is worshiping God, it seems to worship the singer. Hubby calls it worshiptainment. It's not a compliment.

Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)

96 I'm so sick of One Weird Trick for getting rid of edema in your foot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (6/7Fs)

97 Poltergeists in my nic test

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 Poltergeist test

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

99

IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of FLOCK automated license plate readers

https://t.ly/boolV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (Cqx++)

100 92 Nope, no proof at all.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

101 On Karoline Levitt's last day, she should set a few squirrels loose in the press room. We could get entertained for a while.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

102 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)

103 Hey, Screaming in Digital. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg
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I am, thanks. Commuting to Greenville 3x per week, and a (remote) side gig are keeping me hopping. How about you?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (PcoR0)

104 They knew on day one that the creation and marketing of Flock cameras that they had stepped over the morality line as a trade off for personal wealth. Why else would they over-compensate by naming the company "Flock SAFETY".

Hey, I have some crack pipes to sell. The name of my company is "Orson's Relaxing Tiny Rock Holders."



Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)

105 They can't write, they can barely sing, and none of it is worshiping God, it seems to worship the singer. Hubby calls it worshiptainment. It's not a compliment.

Posted by: moki at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)

I call it crap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (S41Gd)

106 My VIC-20 had a tape drive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:20 PM (o5Cl5)

The tape drive was an upgrade for our Atari.
It meant I could program without an EPROM setup.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (kU0PQ)

107 The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms
[pic of Sydney Sweeney's cleavage as press secretary]
- Sir Doge of the Coin

Any proof that Sir Doge is not Bulg?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

I would have expected Ben Shapiro's sister, so Sydney could keep acting.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

108 Growing up all I had was a five pinballs for a nickel pinball machine right outside the Naval Station Library.

Eventually, I had a Laser 128, a cheap knockoff of an Apple II.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

109 I remember spending hours on long distance 1-800 # (calling from Hawaii) with a tech trying to get my new sound card to, you know, make sound. Installing “drivers” and flipping jumper switches. I thought that guy was gonna cry when it finally worked.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (cdNls)

110 It's gay, that what those guys are....G-A-Y!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (VCgbV)

111 Wow - look who stopped by! I'm honored!!
Posted by: Doof

I have this one weird trick where I try to go to bed before 9 pm Central.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)

112 Bulg, saved another cheesecake page for you from BitsAndPieces.us.

Actress Virna Lisa Pieralisi (1936-2014)
Kind of weird feeling when you see all the pix on these starlets from their peak years, and then there's one from much later. Some hold up better than otters.

https://bit.ly/virna-lisa-pieralisi

Posted by: mindful webworker - turned down Barbarella at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (C8pEi)

113 Doooooooooooof!

OK, that was funny. I typed the letter "o" a bunch of times in your nic and autocucumber shortened it to the above. Protecting me from blowing the margins, perhaps?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 13, 2026 10:27 PM (PcoR0)


I appreciate the effort! Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)

114
15 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - hunting the wumpus dino
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16 Food!
Posted by: Bulg
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Ha! I thought that one had been retired.
Posted by: Doof

Has ocsiD been tried, yet?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QVmho)

115 I have this one weird trick where I try to go to bed before 9 pm Central.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:31 PM (ftFVW)


And you're not even 29 yet!

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)

116 My dad worked for Boeing- he was responsible for programming and testing their main frame in Wichita, so we had a computer starting in 1973 that sat on our dining room table and tied up the telephone for hours on end so he could test things remotely. I hated it- because I couldn't talk to my friends on the phone for those same hours on end. The only cool thing for me was that he programed the printer (the kind that ran back and forth with typewriter keys) to print out a picture of the Starship Enterprise.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (BN8mS)

117 Much like Disturbed covering of "Sound of Silence", this cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" gives the song dimension & meaning that the original performers left untapped:

https://youtu.be/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

Much awesome.

And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.

Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.

Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

118 103. Screaming, I am OK.

Tomorrow we get our leaky water line replaced. Gonna be fun. But we will survive it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)

119 Evening, Horde... How goes it?

Chloe the Bengal Klutz says, "Hello!" and is determined to press every key on my keyboard...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (FZ29D)

120 That story about the radio station reminds me of when KFOG in San Francisco went off the air. It was such a great station and I streamed it on my work computer for many years after I moved away from San Francisco. I will always remember waking up when my clock radio alarm went off at 6am on September 11 to Dave Morey and Peter Finch talking about the plane that just flew into the World Trade Center.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)

121 Have a great night. Got a squall line with some much needed rain heading my way.

I can hear the thunder from 20 miles away.

Hope I don't lose Internet again from my broadband tower.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

122 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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LMAO!

*wipes off monitor*

Good thing I was drinking plain water...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (rdVOm)

123 Commodore 64 with a tape drive. Eventually we got a disk drive that was about the size of a canoe.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)

124 Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline

Seether's Careless Whisper is so good, better than the original. And I don't hate the Wham! version.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (ftFVW)

125 IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of FLOCK automated license plate readers"

The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"

What was Franklin's take on that again?

The problem isn't Flock.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)

126 Howdy, horde!

And thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm)

127 Highway to Hell
Stairway to Heaven

Old classic cartoon (not mine)

https://bit.ly/highway-stairway

Posted by: mindful webworker - bummer at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (C8pEi)

128 And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.
Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.
Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Also in that neighborhood, gODHEAD's cover of Eleanor Rigby:

https://youtu.be/z_YyGw-gyL0

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

129 September 11 to Dave Morey and Peter Finch talking about the plane that just flew into the World Trade Center.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Lzhdy)

Same thing, but Lewis and Floorwax in Denver. I was on my way to work, and they were talking about a plane hitting one of the buildings, and were watching it on one of the news stations; and then they watched the second plane hit. Wait, what?

25 years later it still hurts. Fuck islam. Fuck mohammed. Fuck allah.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)

130 I know it's not a popular opinion, but I think Bryan Ferry's version of "Sympathy for the Devil" is better than the Stones' version.

That voice was made to croon those words. And laugh that laugh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)

131 We had a Commodore 64 with tape drive. Then we got a... 386. I helped Dad install the CD-drive a year or two later, as we went from Windows 3.0 to 3.1.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (aJQbY)

132 Good evening morons und danke Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:45 PM (JvZF+)

133 Also, Flock is obviously taking the OpenAI approach: "Look at this problem we're creating! Gosh, it needs regulation, would you like us to help you write it? We've got a final draft already!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)

134 At first glance I thought the top pick was a MisHum painting

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sOtuf)

135 The only computer I had access to was a TRS-80 in the 9th grade

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (JvZF+)

136 Roxy Music's version of 'Jealous Guy' is outstanding.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 10:47 PM (sAmhv)

137 Sept 11-- was at work. (shift started at 5am Pacific) LOUD environment, with machines and equipment going full-speed, radio on *blast* and then...

We were ordered to STOP! And listen to the broadcast for about 15 minutes. UGH.

Back to work. Watched the nooz when I got home. Realized I was crying.

And then a silent rage began to fill my consciousness, such that *types* *deletes*!!!!!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

138 I love a good cover of a good song. Especially when the band doing the cover makes it their own.

Por ejemplo:

Shadows Fall does a great cover of Welcome to the Machine.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:49 PM (0aYVJ)

139 101 On Karoline Levitt's last day, she should set a few squirrels loose in the press room. We could get entertained for a while.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Strew cans of mixed nuts under the chairs before they enter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (pMmVV)

140 From the "I saw it so now you have to" department

I thought gay men were supposed to be physically fit, well groomed, and attractive. If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

141 I like Lenny Kravitz' version of American Woman.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

142 If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Well, if they look like that, how *else* would they get laid?

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

143 My mom work at the entry booth collecting entrance fees at Honeymoon Island State Park for over 10 years. She loved that job.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

144 Well, we had contractors out to look at our "final" house projects - i.e., the kitchen and front entry/upper room. It has been 40 years since we moved into this house, and up until now we have done all of the remodeling work on every room ourselves. But we always knew that these 2 projects were going to be left to professionals (for various reasons).

We are pretty happy with these guys; they know the quirks of 100-year-old houses and are familiar with the neighborhood. It will be interesting to see what they come up with design-wise.

Looks like my "Bucket List Year #3 - The Third Year Is The Charm" money will be spent on these 2 things. Hopefully I will see the finished projects! So far, my numbers are looking good - 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)

145 Had a Timex ZX-81 with the 16K piggyback. It served to get me interested in going to college to learn some stuff for real.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 10:53 PM (vTZFs)

146 143 My mom work at the entry booth collecting entrance fees at Honeymoon Island State Park for over 10 years. She loved that job.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

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Those booth jobs are coveted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (6/7Fs)

147

nerdygirl,

Most women would not touch them with a ten foot pole, lol.



Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:54 PM (/QHx4)

148 On Karoline Levitt's last day, she should set a few squirrels loose in the press room. We could get entertained for a while.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

This may be apocrypha, but on the last night Rush was touring with KISS in 1976, they unleashed a huge bag of marbles onto the stage during KISS's set.

I can totally see Neil, Alex and Geddy doing this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)

149 Much awesome.

And I love Disturbed, Sound of Silence.

Another good one is Seether doing Careless Whisper.

Nevermore did an interesting version Sound of Silence.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

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I'll have to check out that Seether cover. Yeah, no disrespect to Jagger, but Lemmy is infinitely more believable singing from the perspective of Stan....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 10:56 PM (kOluj)

150 Lessee. A Flock camera lens is about 2” in diameter.
*does math*
1 MOA at 200 yards.
Suppressed Aspirin Shoot .22 with subsonic ammo is a 1/2 MOA rifle.

Nope, no Flock cameras up here.
Anymore.

Posted by: RI Red - at August 13, 2026 10:58 PM (LMRVO)

151 I like Lenny Kravitz' version of American Woman.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

Meh. I do not like that song. at all.

'Murica!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

152 TRS-80 for the in, baby!

Posted by: Dale at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (f45WX)

153 Those dancing homos, which one is garrett ?

Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)

154 The Wall went up 65 years ago today.

Commies suck.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 13, 2026 11:00 PM (ue8gJ)

155 Those dancing homos, which one is garrett ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (van9r)

He's the one dancing with Ace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

156 Hey, Pug Mahon-- I see the AQI is improving for your area. Hope it's not temporary. We're breathing a little better here too. Out of the "unhealthy" levels for now...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

157 "100.7 "The Bay" - Classic Rock radio station in Baltimore went off the air last night, just before Midnight."

Now you know how I felt when my two favorite classical music stations were switched to rock.

Posted by: Nemo at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (4RPgu)

158 143 My mom work at the entry booth collecting entrance fees at Honeymoon Island State Park for over 10 years. She loved that job.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13,

That is so awesome!

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (BN8mS)

159 We had a giant computer in the house as newlyweds because my dude is an early nerd (a handsome one). We spawned two more handsome nerds.

I have yet to see a flock camera. I guess either busy driving or spaced out, but am going to look and wave.

My 95yr old mother, in the boonies, called about some excitement down the road (which I find fit for Morons).

Apparently there was an ambulance, fire truck, sheriff and hwy patrol car at a farm. I still haven't figured out the hwy patrol, but whatever.

A woman walked 3 miles or more to get in a neighbor's pen of baby goats and frolic. When the owners told her to get off their property she claimed dehydration and walked into a large pond up to her head. At this point 911 was called.

When the deputies got her name they called her husband who refused to come pick her up.

Therefore the ambulance took her away.

Cue song: "They're Coming to Take Me Away" Hahaheehee. 1966 Napolean XIV

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)

160 Constipation is something people don't talk about much.

But it can be a problem for anyone, even doctors.

And when Constipation occurs, it's interesting to see just what doctors consider important about a laxative they might use or recommend.

Well, a majority of the doctors we heard from had this to say.

A laxative should be effective, gentle, as close to natural acting as possible, and a medicine that can be used with complete confidence.

Now, Ex-lax has been popular with many doctors and millions of people over the years because pleasant-tasting chocolatey Ex-lax is effective.

Overnight it helps you toward your normal regularity.

Ex-lax is gentle.

Next morning it gives you the closest thing to natural action.

And that's why many doctors and millions of people use Ex-lax with complete confidence.

Ex-lax, the laxative that helps you toward your normal regularity, gently, overnight.

Is Ex-lax in your medicine cabinet?

Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:03 PM (cdNls)

161 I like Lenny Kravitz' version of American Woman.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

Meh. I do not like that song. at all.

'Murica!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

Yeah I don't know what it is about that song, but I frigging hate it. I would go as far to say it blows ass. Not even a god of metal could make it better.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (S41Gd)

162 Hey, Pug Mahon-- I see the AQI is improving for your area. Hope it's not temporary. We're breathing a little better here too. Out of the "unhealthy" levels for now...
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

Much better today. 86. Also, it's been much cooler, and the Big Grass fire got some rain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)

163 Gotta respect the Gourds covering Snoop Dogg:

https://youtu.be/iNd2GvhvHkY

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (kOluj)

164 I love a good cover of a good song. Especially when the band doing the cover makes it their own.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.

https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ

Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

165 Doof or TRex. What's the cutoff for sending a joke/story for a Saturday ONT?

I'd post it as a comment once it's written, but I don't think it will fit as one comment.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

166
One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)

167 I actually have 2 IBM 5150s on the shelf. Still operational with real IBM "clicky" keyboards, green screens and manuals. We have been in the computer business for over 40 years and I decided that someone should have a museum of this type of stuff.

Posted by: oldgeezer at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (569Pr)

168 Four out of five dentists do not recommend trying to look down the throat of a shark.

The fifth was delicious!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)

169 Is your refrigerator still running?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

170 Time for bed.

G’night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)

171 You'll like White King for washing clothes and for washing dishes too.

There is something about a dish pan full of nice warm soap suds that makes a woman feel that her dishes will come out really clean.

Every tiny granule dissolves completely in your dishwater, whips up to billowy clouds of suds and White King suds rinse away quickly and completely too when you douse your dishes with hot water.

Leave china, glassware and silver so extra bright they dry in a jiffy.

White King soap is extra kind to hands too.

It is so easy on lovely hands that thousands and thousands of ladies who use it say I love White King.

Posted by: And Now A Word From Our Sponsors at August 13, 2026 11:10 PM (cdNls)

172 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"
Really, lol.
Posted by: four seasons


It's really difficult to keep Joe focused on a task, these days.

Posted by: Jill Biden at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

173 Two hundred and five seconds of Ahmad Jamal:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv7MUtIwxKg

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

174 Haha, hubby's landline # was in the phone book... Every Friday night (for a while) would get prank calls asking for some certain rockstar because of his last name.

If I answered, I'd always tell them "____ is on tour right now, may I take a message?"

*click*

LOL!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (rdVOm)

175 I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.

https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ

Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

Neato. I love hearing new bands.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 11:12 PM (0aYVJ)

176 I've linked this one before, but Leprous covering Take On Me definitely make it their own.

https://youtu.be/5tUA4DhOjnQ

Einar's a countertenor with the range for the song. He leaves the metal growls out of this one.
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

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That's pretty damn cool - thanks for linking it.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (kOluj)

177 "IBM introduces the PC"

Best keyboard evah!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

178 My parents phone number was one digit off from the local grocery. About once a month or so we’d get a misdial. As a teen I couldn’t resist. “Yes ma’am, we’ll have that sent right out”. Yeesh

Posted by: May I Help You at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (cdNls)

179 Sorry to be the bearer of sad news, but I think "Happy Part 2" might be complete.

It'll take a couple viewings to be sure, but I think it's inevitable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)

180 Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle. First name Ivana.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:17 PM (oq9dX)

181 I thought gay men were supposed to be physically fit, well groomed, and attractive. If they're going to look like that, what's the point of their being gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl


And I was led to believe that all lesbians were buxom, gorgeous, and unbelievably attractive. And yet…

Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:19 PM (C8pEi)

182 Why else would they over-compensate by naming the company "Flock SAFETY".

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)

Because "Flock You" would have been a little too on the nose

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (ruxZn)

183 I just checked deflock.org and sure enough, NYC upper west side has no coverage. Either they really have no coverage, or they've blocked deflock's access to that region's data. That was no accident. There's a heckuva story for a good investigative reporter. Find out who ordered the cam-free zone.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

184 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)

It's a side effect of being 29-ish.

"What I once used to do all night
now takes me all night to do once."

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)

185 Because "Flock You" would have been a little too on the nose
Posted by: ...


* golf clap *

Since they're cameras, perhaps "Flock Hue?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)

186 I just checked deflock.org and sure enough, NYC upper west side has no coverage. Either they really have no coverage, or they've blocked deflock's access to that region's data. That was no accident. There's a heckuva story for a good investigative reporter. Find out who ordered the cam-free zone.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

Where does Madmani live?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)

187 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:06 PM (/QHx4)

Let's see...

..."hour, hour, hour"...

Yep, that's about right.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:24 PM (ruxZn)

188 @Michael7ucci

CCP intel official Philip Qiu, who is trained as a sniper, bought an historic building overlooking the White House.

China is surrounding our military bases & key assets. Now, they’re a stone's throw from the President and his senior team. @LenczyckiPhilip

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:25 PM (pMmVV)

189 Imagine the janitorial staff that has to wipe all the spit and snot off the black space rock from hell th

Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (L5eIP)

190
I love Doof's ONT sunset pictures and now look forward to just what he's gonna post.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

191 It'd be less gay if they were just fuckin.'
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
......

The song hadn't ended yet. Then all kinds of hell broke loose.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (oq9dX)

192 "Where does Madmani live?"

Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

193
Here's one I really liked, Mr. Rainier's shadow on the sky:

https://t.ly/z_XXw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)

194 One ad I see here is "sex can last 3 hours"

Really, lol.

Posted by: four seasons

Well sure...a dick may go flaccid after a while, but a hole is always open for business!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 13, 2026 11:28 PM (t19vo)

195
I'm old. Growing up if something I was doing or fixing wasn't going right my parents would say "maybe you were not holding your mouth right"

Maybe that is why sex does not last three hours, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:29 PM (/QHx4)

196 TX

Over 30 high school students from Humble ISD's Kingwood High School and Atascocita High School were taken on a school-day field trip to the Centro Islamico, operated by IslamInSpanish in the Houston area.

The visit included a tour, lunch from halal food trucks, observation of midday prayer, and a presentation. Students were even provided scarves. A CAIR Houston representative spoke to them about their "rights as Muslim students and allies."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)

197 "Where does Madmani live?"

Good question, but I shan't ask the AI because I don't want to get added to yet another list.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

Uganda.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)

198 Got to remembering my computer guru friend. He also had the Shack Model I, with full 64K memory and a "hard drive" that was a huge device that sounded like a jet taking off as it spun up.

He had the light pen, and a program that displayed options for crust, size, ingredients of a pizza. The computer would dial the pizza place. The artificial larynx (Speak & Spell, Stephen Hawking) would place the order. Pretty slick.

I should add, he modified the kit so instead of sixteen lines of 64 characters each in b&w, his had a full 16-color CGA of twenty-four lines of 80 chr each (wasn't it?). It displayed a bit oddly, filling in the 16*64 first and then painting the rest of the screen, but it worked.

Those were the days.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just like in the movies at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (C8pEi)

199 For the Gentlemen of Culture:

Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.

https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)

200
Braenyard,

That needs to stop.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:35 PM (/QHx4)

201 Google AI sez "the mayor of New York City is required to be a resident and domiciliary of New York City. To hold the office, the mayor must maintain a fixed, permanent, and principal home within the five boroughs of the city."

'Domiciliary' is a cool word. I think it must mean 'house hair adjacent' in some classic language.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

202 200
Braenyard,

That needs to stop.

Posted by: four seasons
---

It get worse...

Just days ago, McKinney City Council voted 7-0 to approve a major new Islamic center complex on 5.5 acres, complete with a 15,000-square-foot sanctuary, classroom building, and gym. Residents packed the meeting past midnight. More than 150 people spoke.

An Iranian Christian refugee who fled Sharia law stood up and warned the council: "I'm a Sharia law survivor from Iran, an I'm here to tell you, this is a dangerous ideology you're allowing in the country."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:37 PM (pMmVV)

203 The visit included a tour, lunch from halal food trucks, observation of midday prayer, and a presentation. Students were even provided scarves. A CAIR Houston representative spoke to them about their "rights as Muslim students and allies."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:30 PM (pMmVV)

"Halal food trucks". Serving goats buggered two counties away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (1z8ji)

204 199 For the Gentlemen of Culture:

Elizabeth Montgomery, Ann-Margret, Joey Heatherton, Jill St. John and Raquel Welch dance to Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.

https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Mone



Heh! I like it! Decent editing job.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 11:38 PM (sAmhv)

205 Had the 1987 IBM PCII. No hard drive, dual floppy disc drives. I think 64K RAM. Booted up with Windows 1.0. Just tossed those floppies. Had a 1 on 1 basketball game with Jordan versus Byrd. Graphics were baby blue and pink. If you timed the space bar they could dunk.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 11:39 PM (R86kT)

206 Neato. I love hearing new bands.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Norwegian prog-metal group. Been around since 2001. They've had kind of an Opeth-like trajectory; started heavier, went lighter and more prog, now drifting heavier again.

Early heavier stuff; Not Even A Name:
https://youtu.be/5u-Gj4NGWAI

Later lighter stuff; On Hold:
https://youtu.be/8jZddRE_iHg

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

207
Lol gp

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:41 PM (/QHx4)

208
If the students were taken to a Christian church the parents might sue the school.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:42 PM (/QHx4)

209
The idiot in charge said: "technology such as automated license plate readers (ALPRs) significantly strengthens IMPD’s ability to solve crimes, find endangered and missing people, and keep Indianapolis safe"

What was Franklin's take on that again?

The problem isn't Flock.
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)

There was a time not that long ago when you would need a surveillance team on a 24 hour stake out to keep tabs on people this way. Imagine a world where each person is under that kind scrutiny all the time. Seems nuts, but here we are. The East Germans would be shocked at how easy it is.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (r7+Q7)

210 He lives at the Domiciliarium.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:44 PM (pMmVV)

211 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, didn't know if you caught my reply — to your post-surgery advice from last night —
on the Mangione thread comment #150
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420958#c42683422
Short form: Thanks.💓

Time for me to shower and snuggle down to clean sheets, per doctor's orders. Have to be at the hospital at 6am. An hour's drive from home. At least it won't be up to 100℉ yet that early. Hoping no more than two nights stay at the Healing Hotel.

Leaving the laptop at home. Probably won't be commenting much this weekend. Don't y'all start a riot without me.

https://youtu.be/ZnD2lCCuecE

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - hooray for modern anesthetics at August 13, 2026 11:45 PM (C8pEi)

212
I hate the words community and inclusive.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)

213 210 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

214 >>Imagine a world where each person is under that kind scrutiny all the time.
-------

This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)

215
Best Wishes mindful!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:47 PM (/QHx4)

216
Flock cameras and data centers, life is good.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (/QHx4)

217 Garret! Why did it have to be garret??

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 13, 2026 11:49 PM (iVkAA)

218 Marco Rubio outed by wife. Enjoy!

https://youtube.com/shorts/kznx1ysC7lc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (qx7Zg)

219 Remember nurse's advice and take an extra pillow.
Be well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (pMmVV)

220
This ^ is why we "need" data centers, right?

If you're not a fan of data centers then you are a tool of Xi!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (Cqx++)

221 Oh gosh!
Good evening good ol' pals!❣️


Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:50 PM (hJKeX)

222 Howdy, COMM!

*sends margarita to wobbly table for you*

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

223
Hi Marie!

We can spy on you now with the Flock cameras and data centers.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (/QHx4)

224 Prank calls:
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

225 Travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut.

What's he got against sauerkraut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)

226 Big love JQ! Thanks darlin' !


Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (hJKeX)

227 Travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut.

What's he got against sauerkraut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)

Have you tried negotiating with a sauer kraut? It's unpleasant.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:55 PM (qx7Zg)

228 Putin visited the Kuril islands for the first time ever.

Lit up Sanae Takaichi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (pMmVV)

229
Sauerkraut, sliced apples and some kind of sausages baked together is good eating.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:56 PM (/QHx4)

230 Travel the world with a cooler full of sauerkraut.

What's he got against sauerkraut?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (pMmVV)

RFK, Jr. responded with a meme of Rubio riding a flying pop tart, showing his travel arrangements. Rubio responded that it was fake news - his favorite is cherry.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 11:57 PM (qx7Zg)

231 Have you tried negotiating with a sauer kraut? It's unpleasant.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
--

He could pass little bowls of it around the negotiation table.
They all could enjoy our gift to them.
It could be kosher and halal at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 11:59 PM (pMmVV)

232
And the smell will always be with them. Memories.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)

233 Happy Thursday Horde.

Best wishes tomorrow and the days that follow, mindful.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (ibDUx)

234 Odd question, but it came up in conversaion today. Do any of you over-29'ers remember the goat man?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (XeU6L)

235 Pop tarts are just one more food product that the bean-counters ruined! The "pastry" used to be light and flaky. Now, just cardboard-like. Less fruit filling, thin smear of sugar & water icing.. bleh.

Sorry, Marco-- you're on your own with those! But at least you can afford them, right?

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

236 If I saw an unclaimed cooler full of sauerkraut, I'd be tempted to stick my bare feet in there, and squish. YOLO.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:02 AM (Jr5Lq)

237 I ran across a video of some pink haired chick saying "You should all be worried about ICE because if you aren't being impacted now soon you will!" and I assumed she would go on a rant on how ICE is deporting citizens or something as I've seen the left make these false claims.

Oh now she does it in a different direct...

"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"

Lady this is WHAT I voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:04 AM (sKqQm)

238

Mike,

I remember some legend in SC about a goat man.

Don't know if that is what you are talking about.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (/QHx4)

239 > 224 Prank calls:
Calling local tobacconist: “Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
Tobacconist: “Yes, we do.”
Pranked: “Would ya please let him out?”
Hanging up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 11:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

Yeah, that one is a classic.

One of our favorites:

Grocery store.

"Do you have Dad's root beer?"
"Yes"
"You better give it back or he's gonna kick your ass."
Click.

Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)

240 Snack sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:05 AM (IG3/x)

241 We have constant monitoring because the alternative would be dealing permanently with the 1% that cause most of the crime in America.

If we went back to executions and long prison terms like we had in the 50s we'd have the crime rates of the 50s.

But the government isn't interested in that. So instead they offer endless monitoring that only ever results in them telling us "we were monitoring that killer before he killed. And its a good thing we were monitoring him because otherwise, uh, well, he would have killed people without us monitoring him first!"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (sKqQm)

242

12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)

243 I remember some legend in SC about a goat man.

Don't know if that is what you are talking about.

Posted by: four seasons
------

That would be him. Pretty well known in the SE, but claimed 50 states of travel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)

244 The Goat Man:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ches_McCartney

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:10 AM (XeU6L)

245 In high school in the mid 70s we used a teletype to use the local colleges DEC computer to program in Dartmouth BASIC. We guessed a rival high school’s password (they used the acronym for the name of their school district) and pranked them. I put FORTRAN programs up and compiled them. They worked, but were removed by college administrators. We were supposed to use BASIC. In college I got a Heathkit H8 computer and used it throughout college, even wrote my dissertation on it in a cobbled together word processor I made that even printed my dissertation with equations: subscript, superscript, Greek characters, you name it. Used a daisy wheel printer, professional looking output. When I got to my post doc with the Navy (wound up with NRL) everyone got a System 7 Mac to write papers with. I still used my H8 at home. Remember finally finishing Adventure: Colossal Cave one night on the H8 early in my career with my university where I had been hired after my postdoc. Still have the H8, haven’t fired it up in years. That’s a 1978 motherboard!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:11 AM (ZVgZ4)

246
Mike,

Hubby grew up in SC. He and his family have lots of legend stories, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (/QHx4)

247 Good night, Horde. Love you all and I will always be in your corner.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)

248
Hug Robert!

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:13 AM (/QHx4)

249 Night, BC!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

250 Good night, Horde. Love you all and I will always be in your corner.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


* looks over shoulder *

OK, not literally. After all the Flock discussion, I was worried.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov)

251 212
I hate the words community and inclusive.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 11:46 PM (/QHx4)

So there's a bullshit commercial on here showing a dude dipnetting claiming that somehow Sen. Sullivan is decimating the salmon population, which of course, he is not. The dude says dipnetting is his only way of supporting his family and his COMMUNITY.

It is illegal to sell dipnetted salmon, or to take more than the family limit, so what is he saying here, exactly?

Fuckwad.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)

252 Still have the H8, haven’t fired it up in years. That’s a 1978 motherboard!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
-------

I have, and use a Tandy M100, and M102.Reason? BASIC in ROM, and, RS232. I still have some RS232 instruments, and it's the work of a few minutes to collect and record data. Moreover, both of those computers will operate 26 hrs. on 4 AA's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)

253
Mike,

I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.

I think something about a lizard dude.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (/QHx4)

254 I made a batch of jalapeno poppers today. Will get together with lil bro and nephew tomorrow for party.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)

255 242

12 year old grandson mows and weed eats the yard at son and DIL's house. That's the way it should be.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:08 AM (/QHx4)

I mowed dad's yard for years. Payment was one seriously cold beer. From the time I was 12, that is. Before that, it was gratis.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:19 AM (PO1sc)

256
Hubby grew up in SC. He and his family have lots of legend stories, lol.

Posted by: four seasons
--------

I encountered the guy once, I was probably 10 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:20 AM (XeU6L)

257
tcn,

So many people buy into that shit. It is crazy.

I cringe when i see the word community. The first four letters say it all. Comm. ies.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:22 AM (/QHx4)

258 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM

Tribes here, will sell their "catch" regardless of laws. Also, they can hunt any time of year and waste all but the backstrap, without any penalty.

It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)

259 You can check to see if they have flocked your tag at
haveibeenflocked.com

Tried my tag: no I have not. Local college town that I retired from is full of them. Does not seem to be at county level, but rather everywhere in smallish county seat, the college town. If you want to see where the cameras are or report one you can use:

deflocktheusa.com/the-map/

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (ZVgZ4)

260
https://youtu.be/DZMTe528DgA
Posted by: Count de Monet

===============

That was fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XJ22o)

261 I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.

I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

I seem to recall hubby talking about the Gray Man in SC.

I think something about a lizard dude.

Posted by: four seasons

Posted by: four seasons
-------
I bet up there in the mountains you have lots of legend stories.

--------
'I think something about a lizard dude.' Could be ThomTillis.

Anyhow, The Brown Mountain Lights. And then, up in WV, Moth Man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 12:24 AM (XeU6L)

262 Trump signed a national security memorandum directing the U.S. Navy to remove the electromagnetic catapult system (EMALS) from Gerald R. Ford-class carriers and revert to traditional steam catapults.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (pMmVV)

263 Was thinking it was much later

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (Ia/+0)

264
Thanks Nemo

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM (/QHx4)

265 {{{DDS}}}
So lovely to see you girl! I'll be in touch😋!


Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:26 AM (hJKeX)

266
Urban legend tales are fun. Who knows, some could be true.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)

267 Tribes here, will sell their "catch" regardless of laws. Also, they can hunt any time of year and waste all but the backstrap, without any penalty.

It's all because of *white privilege* ya know!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:23 AM (rdVOm)

Oh, yeah, we dipnet while the Natives use set nets, outside the limits, and haul in every damned thing. They also camp in the parking lot, which is illegal, but nobody says boo to them because, Native.

Poor put-upon Natives. When will they ever achieve equity?

*spit*

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (PO1sc)

268 Hi, Debby! Didn't see ya up there... until COMM pointed you out.

Nightcap?

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)

269 Last week, I posted the taglines from real popup ads I received every time I visited AoS or hit the refresh button. I thought they were funny! Crepe skin (Not A Moisturizer!), etc.

I quit for 2 reasons:

1) For unknown reasons, the popup ads stopped appearing-- completely. I was getting hundreds every night, then... nothing. night. No idea what went right.

2) One of the mods (presumably) started removing my popup ad posts. I don't go to the trouble of typing just to have my posts disappeared. Again, I thought the popup ads were so off-the-wall that they were funny.

Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (RCjYY)

270
Skip,

Do you ever get enough sleep? I don't see how you keep going.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:29 AM (/QHx4)

271 There's supposed to be some kind of cryptid/monster in Iliamna Lake (which you probably haven't heard of, even though it's the seventh largest lake in the US, and bigger than the Great Salt Lake).

Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)

272
mnw,

Yep, some are hilarious.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4)

273 271 There's supposed to be some kind of cryptid/monster in Iliamna Lake (which you probably haven't heard of, even though it's the seventh largest lake in the US, and bigger than the Great Salt Lake).

Supposedly none of the locals will go anywhere near the lake in a red boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)

I have always maintained the Iliamna Lake Monster is caused by... excessive alcohol intake.

Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier..... creepiest place I ever broke into as a teenager.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)

274 > Fuckwad.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:17 AM (PO1sc)

I'm about to call fuckwad on all their houses. At this point I'd seriously consider voting for anyone who pledged to not send me any more junk mail.

The mailboxes are small here, and lately mine has been stuffed almost every day with those cardboard flyers. At least have the couth to send me a fake letter, guys. As it is, you're giving me the same vibe as "Renewal by Anderson" window ads.

Fortunately there's a large trash can right by the mailboxes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (IG3/x)

275 Urban legend tales are fun. Who knows, some could be true.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:27 AM (/QHx4)

I wonder if some of them were perpetuated by parents and teachers to deter HS teens from parking in remote, unlit areas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:34 AM (wVcYX)

276 What’s wrong with the EMAG catapults?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ZVgZ4)

277 haveibeenflocked sez I have not been surveilled. There are flock cams in my nabe, so I'm surprised I'm not in there.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

278

The neighbors here with the sprinklers running during a drought.

I would love if the horses in the next block got loose and ate all their lawns.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)

279 {{{COMM}}} so good to see you!!!

Hi JQ, yes on the night cap, I would wish you a happy jalapeno party, but I am afraid of what that may mean in the Urban Dictionary.

Good night, BC.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (ibDUx)

280 https://destinationsunknown.com/
travel-directory/buckner-building/

Take out the space.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (PO1sc)

281 High comedy at the Peon Shop today. Found a mouse nest, made of shredded Kleenex, in one drawer of the big black roller cabinet. Cleaned it out with the shop vac. Opened the wrench drawer. There was the mouse! I grabbed can of brake cleaner and soaked it down, thinking the alcohol/pentane might knock it out. It seemed stunned, but still mobile. Grabbed a barbecue lighter, and flicked it. Whole drawer bursts into flame, mouse included. Mouse scramble to back of drawer, over the wall, and is lost in the bowels of the toolbox. I close wrench drawer, hoping to smother the fire. It does not go out, just shrinks to a flickering blue flame. Grabbed the stinger for the MIG welder, opened the tank valve, and wafted CO2 gas over the flames, and finally extinguished them. Damage limited to a melted spot in the foam drawer liner. Mouse did not appear in any of the other drawers; probably dead underneath the bottom drawers. I put out some poison bait bars, anyway.

I hate meeses to pieces!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)

282 >> For the Gentlemen of Culture:

That reminded me of a "mashup" of Ann-Margret's famous Bye Bye Birdie dance scene to some song I can't remember. But alas, I can't find it on the Tube of Ewe. It was better that the original music.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)

283 275

Good advice.

There have been quite a number of infamous Lovers Lane killers.

Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (RCjYY)

284 Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier..... creepiest place I ever broke into as a teenager.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)


Haunted by drunken teenagers?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)

285 We got no Flock up here. I can't imagine anyone putting up with those for any length of time. I should think a shotgun would take care of the issue before long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (PO1sc)

286
Count,

It did not deter us when we were growing up, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)

287 *Chivas for Debby*

Oh, man-- I dgf what Urban Dick'nary has to say anymore.

JALAPENO PARTY!!!

There. I said it out loud. Whatevs. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

288 I would love if the horses in the next block got loose and ate all their lawns.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (/QHx4)

Can you get moles on Amazon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)

289
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (/QHx4)

290 Haunted by drunken teenagers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (ZVgZ4)

Honey, going there drunk would be a death wish. We weren't drunk, just reckless. Not the same thing, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (PO1sc)

291 I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, ick... you'll smell it in another day or two, I reckon.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)

292 haveibeenflocked sez I have not been surveilled. There are flock cams in my nabe, so I'm surprised I'm not in there.
Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Jr5Lq)


It doesn’t mean your plate hasn’t been read, it has. It means no one has used the system to look for you.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (ZVgZ4)

293 I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)

At least the fire would have killed the mousey smell. But man, you are going to light your place on fire lighting up mobile mice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)

294 > I have always maintained the Iliamna Lake Monster is caused by... excessive alcohol intake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:33 AM (PO1sc)

Yeah, could be. OTOH, the lake is big/deep enough and close enough to Bristol Bay that it's not out of the realm of possibility for some large marine life to wander in there from time to time.

> Now, lets talk about the Buckner Building haunting in Whittier.....

Never been in, but you're right about the creepy vibe.

It's like a good/evil twin situation there with the Begich Towers.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (IG3/x)

295 223
No Flocks here...not on my mountain....I can probably take em out, iff you know what I mean....😛

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 14, 2026 12:41 AM (hJKeX)

296
LolMarie

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (/QHx4)

297 > High comedy at the Peon Shop today.

Good thing you lost out on that surplus nuke on eBay, eh?

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)

298 It did not deter us when we were growing up, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:37 AM (/QHx4)

Yeah, it added some mystery and excitement and the thought of possible danger to the hormone-fueled biological imperative.

Look! No bloody hook hand left hanging from the car's door handle! Yay!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (wVcYX)

299 At least the fire would have killed the mousey smell. But man, you are going to light your place on fire lighting up mobile mice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:40 AM (PO1sc)

I don't think Sparky got out of the roller cabinet. It's steel, and has a bottom in it. I checked all the other drawers, numerous times, and no mouse to be found. I expect there is a dead mouse behind or below the bottom drawers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)

300 "It doesn’t mean your plate hasn’t been read, it has. It means no one has used the system to look for you."

I'll try feeding it some other plates and see if it ever registers a hit.

Posted by: gp at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (Jr5Lq)

301 Something about salty water and copper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:44 AM (pMmVV)

302 Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)

Yeah. Got sniped by some A-hole in Iran.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (1z8ji)

303
I think most of us have been someplace that feels eerie.

You just know something is there.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:45 AM (/QHx4)

304 I always just assumed the scary stories were so you could pretend to hear something and have your frightened date grab on to you.

I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)

305 Whittier has to be the weirdest community in southcentral AK. It's really no damned where, hard to get to, through a long tunnel, and only when the train isn't using that tunnel. It has no less than three high rise buildings, but fewer people than most tiny towns. No grocery store, but a ferry terminal that gets used about twice a year, lots of fishermen in season, but just about nobody there in the winter. Just... odd. Particularly for Alaska.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)

306 We had Goat Man Road where I grew up. It was where all the teens went to make out. Got my first kiss there.

Funny story - the guy that I was dating at the time had never kissed a girl, either. So we kinda looked at each other. He asked if I knew what to do. I said no. He said he didn't, either.

So he said he would ask his older brother how to go about it, and we agreed to go out again the next week and try it out. Which we did. Over and over. Fun times.

We were good kids, though - both of us went to our respective spouses as virgins (I always figured that with my luck I would end up pregnant the first time I had unmarried sex, and I didn't want to have to tell the parental units that their innocent little girl wasn't quite so innocent 😂.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (SRRAx)

307 AOP, don't you have a shop cat? He (or she) is slacking!

My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*

But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

308 Went to the destinationunknown website to have a look at this Buckner Building. Definite Overlook Hotel vibes. I can see why you wouldn’t want to be drunk if you broke in. I don’t know why you would want to break in, except on a dare.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)

309 A local golf course decided to eliminate the ground squirrels infesting it by squirting propane into the burrows and igniting it.

It was working great, until a flaming squirrel dashed out of its hole and ran into the dry weeds next to the course.

They had one heck of a grass fire to put out.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 12:48 AM (wn3L+)

310 TiFW

Good to see you posting.

Posted by: mnw at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (RCjYY)

311
Lol Idaho

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:49 AM (/QHx4)

312 I did not work on the dune buggy body today. But I did assemble and pre-wire a line of three boxes for my ceiling lights in the big shop, and got the whole mess screwed to the ceiling. I broke a brand new porcelain lampholder when I tightened down too hard on one of the screws. Time to quit for the day, and I did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (1z8ji)

313 307 AOP, don't you have a shop cat? He (or she) is slacking!

My problem with Cat, is that he likes to leave a decapitated rat on my doormat AFTER garbage pick up. Mice, he'll devour all, except for *the green part*

But he's a great kitteh, so he gets to stay.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

I very much recommend a terrier. Much easier to live with, and in our case, Louie was a dedicated mouser. And rabbit hunter. And gopher hunter. And occasionally a phantom-in-the-old-cornshucks hunter. He killed everything alive in the old farmhouse we bought and remodeled. And was cuddly at night.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (PO1sc)

314 > Whittier has to be the weirdest community in southcentral AK.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (PO1sc)

As far as the physical situation, I agree.

When it comes to people, though, I'm gonna have to go with Girdwood. There's a reason they call it Girdweird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)

315 tcn in AK -

Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)

316 I don’t know why you would want to break in, except on a dare.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)

Teenage rite of passage. I still get shivers thinking about it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:52 AM (PO1sc)

317 I have a house cat, Tigger. But she is not a shop cat. Accomplished mouser, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (1z8ji)

318 When it comes to people, though, I'm gonna have to go with Girdwood. There's a reason they call it Girdweird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:50 AM (IG3/x)

Oh hell, it's just a bunch of old worn out hippies. Have to keep them somewhere, and Girdwood seems a good enough place for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:53 AM (PO1sc)

319
Years ago we were in Estes Park and went to the Overlook Hotel. We did not stay there, just went to see it.

It felt creepy after seeing The Shining. I thought Jack was going to jump out, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (/QHx4)

320 I always just assumed the scary stories were so you could pretend to hear something and have your frightened date grab on to you.

I guess that probably took a hit around the time of the Zodiac Killer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)

After 'running out of gas'.

See Michael Jackson's Thriller, for instance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2026 12:55 AM (wVcYX)

321 > Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter?

They're Cold War Army rush jobs meant to guard the ice-free port at Whittier so stuff could be offloaded from ships and loaded on the train.

It's probably surprising they're still standing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)

322 315 tcn in AK -

Are the high rises in Whittier to consolidate everything so you don’t have to go outside in winter? I have heard of such ideas in buildings in Siberian towns.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 12:51 AM (ZVgZ4)

The Buckner Building was built during the Cold War as a self-contained facility, so yeah, that was the idea. I think the Begich Towers work sorta that way, it's all condos although some of them are relet, so that people who fish out of Whittier have somewhere to shack up. No idea why else you would live there, unless you run the tunnel or the ferry terminal. But, when you drive in, you bring whatever you need, because there really is nowhere to buy groceries or necessities. There is a pretty good ice cream joint, but only during the summer. I have no idea who lives there year around. Not many.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (PO1sc)

323
262 Trump signed a national security memorandum directing the U.S. Navy to remove the electromagnetic catapult system (EMALS) from Gerald R. Ford-class carriers and revert to traditional steam catapults.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 12:25 AM

-------

At least the existence of the US electromagnetic system motivated the Chinese to attempt to copy it for their brand new, non-functional aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 12:57 AM (azNOR)

324 We had a squirrel that got down our chimney and was trapped in the fireplace, hubs resolved the matter by lighting a huge fire in there to smoke him out after he scrambled up when the flue was opened. That squirrel was overcome by the smoke and dropped down into the flames and was cremated. If it was a dessert it would have been squirrel jubilee. Two days later hubs was up on the ladder repairing the chimney cage, I miss my handyman.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)

325 Once upon a time, we had 2 cats that were sisters. One of them was absolutely useless as a mouser - we dropped her right on top of one that we had cornered; she looked at us like "What?". She was a sweetie, though.

Her sister, on the other hand, loved to play with the mousies before disposing of them. She even brought one up on our bed late one night so that we could join in the festivities.

I have never jumped so far and so fast in my life....😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)

326 https://www.begichtowers.com/

Just... odd.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:00 AM (PO1sc)

327 I had a "visit" from a long dead friend in a dream last night. She died young of a protracted illness. So full of life. The kind of girl you couldn't even imagine ever being dead - and she was gone. Most of my life she's been gone.

This is the second time ever I was given a task to complete in a dream before a dead loved one showed up to shoot the shit with me. So weird.

In this case I was looking through documents in boxes. It's almost like the task comes along to keep me engaged and "in it". I have since researched and seen similar reports in what seem like "visit" dreams. I embraced her and then she had to go. I couldn't hold on but the dream world stayed which is very different from how lucid dreams go. Those vanish entirely. I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)

328 I have a house cat, Tigger. But she is not a shop cat. Accomplished mouser, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ah. Thought you'd mentioned a cat at some point. Couldn't remember if indoor or outdoor, and so figured "shop" based on your many busy posts.

My Cat is full-time outdoor. Neighbors got him from the "barn cat" shelter program, but he decided my place was more welcoming after they later adopted a dog. (shrug)

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

329 I have never jumped so far and so fast in my life....😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 14, 2026 12:59 AM (SRRAx)

Louie the terrier used to bring us offerings of baby rabbits or the odd squirrel. He always looked quite dejected when I disposed of his various vermin. I think he would have preferred I slap them on the grill.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:05 AM (PO1sc)

330 Some of the residents may be railroad people who need a place to crash at the end of a run.

The late Mrs. Borgia and I bought our first place as a married couple (a condo) from an airline pilot who was running a deal like that. He had it full of beds (no doubt quite illegally) and was renting 'em to other pilots who wanted to pocket most of the cash from their per diem.

He got switched to another route so he sold it off to us.


This was long before AirBnB was a thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (IG3/x)

331 I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM

I have dreams like that sometimes too. Parents, grandparents, late BF... and the whole day is just *surreal* afterward.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)

332 I couldn't hold on but the dream world stayed which is very different from how lucid dreams go. Those vanish entirely. I was sad all day today, it was like losing her again.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (vE0+H)

I lost my BFF in first grade to a brain tumor. Linda Austin. She was amazing in every way. When she lost her hair, mom let me shave my head to be in solidarity with her.

She died when she was nearly 7 years old. Not a day goes by when I don't offer up a prayer for her. Sometimes I dream of her as well. I don't think I can quite summon up her face when awake, but I seem to know her immediately when I'm asleep.

It isn't weird. It is confirmation of love. Don't be sad. Be very, very happy at being blessed by a personal visit after the fact.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:08 AM (PO1sc)

333 The neighbor across the hall was working on the Slope doing 7-12s, two on, two off (7 days a week, 12 hours a day, two weeks on, two weeks off).

For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)

334 My Cat is full-time outdoor. Neighbors got him from the "barn cat" shelter program, but he decided my place was more welcoming after they later adopted a dog. (shrug)
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

Speaking of dogs, I drove past a house in Elnora yesterday that had a sign on the fence: "Free Puppies". If the sign is still there week, maybe I will take a look.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (1z8ji)

335 I still wake up occasionally thinking I hear my mom yelling at me to get up and get ready for school.

Then I come awake and remember.

Sad, yeah.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (IG3/x)

336 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 01:08 AM (PO1sc)

Thanks, tcn. I'm sorry. Would you believe my friend's name is... Linda.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (vE0+H)

337 Having just a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell gives you a clue about the traffic pattern in the Afterlife.

Posted by: Aaron Guzman at August 14, 2026 01:13 AM (1qhmw)

338 Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah the day was kind of like that. What I find interesting because I of course like psychology, is my brain can conjure a perfect 100% accurate picture of her as I knew her in a dream. Effortlessly. Even in my mind's eye.

But the woman I was talking to, although I recognized her as her, did not 100% look like her. Maybe 91%. I draw portraits of women, so yes it was 91%.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (vE0+H)

339 Thanks tcn, that is a nice perspective, I don't feel haunted by such dreams but I do feel different the next day.

{{{Theresa}}} good to see you and you are making me laugh out loud tonight.

JQ, I've never had a cat, but my SIL always mentioned the green stuff left on her doormat in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:15 AM (ibDUx)

340 Flock don't bother me at all. Flock away,bitches.
Anywhere you go there are cameras. Any store you go to. And if you go into a bank, a drug store to a wal mart a hardware store. They have them looking down streets, and high crime areas. Big deal. I don't care. If they help stop crime, great. If you don't like them, why? You doing something wrong? If not why do you care? Suppose some sorry ass decided to key your car and got caught on a flock camera and the sorry ass got thrown in jail, would you hate that? I don't think so.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 01:17 AM (UKrJG)

341 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:11 AM (IG3/x)

I didn't have that relationship with my mom, like remotely, so in a weird way I'm jealous?

In fact I had a night terror once coming off a prescription drug and it was my mother's screeching voice that filled my head and the room.

It's no wonder I'm so perfectly well adjusted.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (vE0+H)

342
Case, good points

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (/QHx4)

343 The neighbor across the hall was working on the Slope doing 7-12s, two on, two off (7 days a week, 12 hours a day, two weeks on, two weeks off).

For two weeks of the month he was the perfect neighbor, but when he hit town it was yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)

Per my engineering mentor, who worked on the North Sea oil rigs, the deep sea divers working the rigs were all planning to save up and buy a dive shop in The Islands; but they always seemed to spend their weeks off in an Amsterdam brothel and would show back up at the rig flat broke.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (wn3L+)

344 I dream of my late wife sometimes. We are just living together as we used to do. These dreams don’t make me terribly sad; I do miss her, but we will be reunited in Heaven someday. Not married there, but we can be together and be with God.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 14, 2026 01:18 AM (ZVgZ4)

345 > Suppose some sorry ass decided to key your car and got caught on a flock camera and the sorry ass got thrown in jail, would you hate that? I don't think so.

Why not go all the way and put 'em in your bedroom and bathroom? I mean, if you're not doing anything illegal, why would you mind? Maybe it would catch a burglar or rapist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:19 AM (IG3/x)

346
AOP,

Do it.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)

347 Haha, Debby-- the green part is A Thing. Cats don't like it I guess. Luckily it's small enough to not stink as it rots, so I just sweep it off into the flowerbed. Ants & whatever can take it from there.

The headless rats? I must bag & dispose of... somewhere.

If it's close to garbage day, I'll put it in my own can. If it's *merely hours after* weekly pick up I'll take it to a gas station or some other store-- where it will be taken out to a dumpster within a few hours and won't bother anyone else.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

348 You doing something wrong?
------

Something that isn't wrong today might be wrong tomorrow.

And we've already seen people retroactively punished as a rule for just that. Ruined by something they tweeted in 2011 when they were 17 and people had a sense of humor. As a rule.

So it's not that I'm bothered by flock or not bothered, just that I am not particularly comforted by the logic.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:21 AM (vE0+H)

349 Why not go all the way and put 'em in your bedroom and bathroom? I mean, if you're not doing anything illegal, why would you mind? Maybe it would catch a burglar or rapist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

LOL!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

350 Suppose some sorry ass decided to key your car and got caught on a flock camera and the sorry ass got thrown in jail, would you hate that? I don't think so.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2026 01:17 AM (UKrJG)

It wouldn't take a Flock camera to do that; an ordinary monitor camera could catch that act. Flock cameras are automated license plate readers, so the database knows who you are, and everywhere you go. I'm sure they, or the police, combine that with cellphone geolocation data, and God knows what else. The potential for abuse is enormous, and numerous abuses are already on record.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (1z8ji)

351
Then you can put the bedroom and bathroom videos online and make money, lol.


Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (/QHx4)

352 My rules of thumb are that anything that's "for the children" is a bad idea until proven otherwise. Also any law named after a kid, e.g. "Ermintrude's Law" is almost CERTAINLY a crap law.


The people who do these things know that we're hardwired to protect kids at all costs, which is a good thing, of course, but not when someone uses it for manipulation.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:27 AM (IG3/x)

353 {{{Ellipsis}}} she must have been quite a friend, as you were to her I imagine.

AOP, definitely go and look at a pup, Pogo would more than understand.

I wish that Marco Rubio would chew his Pop Tarts into gun shapes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx)

354 > deep sea divers working the rigs

I can only imagine what happens when you combine diving with oil field work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:29 AM (IG3/x)

355 I had a very mean older brother. He watched me constantly-- not just to rat me out to Mom & Dad for any slight infraction, oh no-- he studied so that he could learn my likes and dislikes, so that he could use that knowledge against me to make me miserable. (fker!)

He knew my favorite things-- and broke them. He knew my friends-- and told lies to our parents about them.

I hated that I had no escape until I left home.

He's still a jerk, and I have no contact with him. Tried for years to have a "normal" sibling relationship, but it was impossible. Our other siblings have nothing to do with him, as well.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)

356 Cameras everywhere?
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Ben Richards, he Running Man's Ultimate Champion at August 14, 2026 01:32 AM (wVcYX)

357
I loved the picture of Rubio wearing a blonde wig. He has another job now, press secretary, lol.

People are so clever.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:32 AM (/QHx4)

358 Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:31 AM

All of that, to simply say:

I HATE being watched!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)

359 Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:31 AM

All of that, to simply say:

I HATE being watched!
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)

I like to watch.

Posted by: Chance the Gardener at August 14, 2026 01:35 AM (wVcYX)

360 Example:

"Leandra's Law"

Leandra, age 11, was unfortunately killed in a drunk driving incident. Horrible, no doubt about it.

The thing is, it was ALREADY illegal to drive drunk and ALREADY manslaughter to kill someone while driving drunk.

The drunk driver in this case pulled a 4-12 year sentence, BEFORE "Leandra's Law" was a thing. You could argue that should've been more, and I wouldn't dispute it.

The new "law" provides for a sentence of up to four years and a fine of $1000–$5000.

In other words, less than the perp got under the existing law.

But everyone got to grandstand for the cameras instead of doing actual useful work.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:35 AM (IG3/x)

361 Well, getting late here, and I am due to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2026 01:37 AM (1z8ji)

362
JQ,

I get it. It seems everyone around us here has a Ring camera. They have their uses but it creeps me out that going in the front yard means "smile,you are on Candid Camera"

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:37 AM (/QHx4)

363
Night AOP

Woof woof

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:38 AM (/QHx4)

364 Four seasons--

Several of my neighbors have video security systems. Somehow, I don't mind that. Probably because I trust them more so than I'd ever trust my mean older bro!

When hubby first got sick and I ended up "retiring" from job to care for him-- older bro called and when I told him what's going on, his only reply was a *very sarcastic* "good luck with that."

Fker.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

365
Geez JQ. That is terrible.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:45 AM (/QHx4)

366 You doing something wrong?

Given the breadth of state and federal criminal law and regulations ... maybe.

Given the woke, hypersensitive culture that is looking to be offended ... most likely.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:46 AM (s522d)

367 I'm going down as well.

Off to binge watch the current binge until I go to sleep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2026 01:49 AM (IG3/x)

368 Yeah, four seasons, I was crushed.

Bad enough what was going on, but then to be ridiculed? Ugh.

The word "narcissist" gets bandied about so frequently, but when one looks up the DSM-V... there's a photo of my brother. *Textbook* overt narc.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)

369
Night Rodrigo

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:54 AM (/QHx4)

370
Some people.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:55 AM (/QHx4)

371 At least the existence of the US electromagnetic system motivated the Chinese to attempt to copy it for their brand new, non-functional aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Obama was slick that way, foxing people to do something stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:56 AM (JS6jE)

372 four seasons, I used to love the original Candid Camera show when I was a kid, it was very funny, now I hate that surveillance is everywhere.

JQ, I am happy that right now you are spending some time with your good brother, it is important.

I am off to sleep Horde and I hope that you all have sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 14, 2026 01:56 AM (ibDUx)

373
Sleep well Debby

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:57 AM (/QHx4)

374 I would like some cameras but I want them hardwired to my dedicated computer. No online jizz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:58 AM (JS6jE)

375
Good night all.

Sleep well

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 01:59 AM (/QHx4)

376 Mamdani’s communications director is a guy named Epstein.

He’ll be a true believer right up to when he’s thrown in the gas chamber.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 14, 2026 02:00 AM (7xx4i)

377 Older bro sounds very endearing. Is he married?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:01 AM (JS6jE)

378 Night, Debby & Four seasons! Nice chatting with you!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)

379 Older bro sounds very endearing. Is he married?
Posted by: Braenyard

No. Late 60s and never been married. He had a few girlfriends over the years, though.

He's too selfish to share his life (or anything else, for that matter) with anyone else.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

380 It's not that I would mind Sydney Sweeney as Press Secretary ( She seems like an intelligent rather conservative woman) but there are no handsome "eye candy" conservative men who could occasionally serve in that capacity?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:08 AM (y8wRt)

381 380 It's not that I would mind Sydney Sweeney as Press Secretary ( She seems like an intelligent rather conservative woman) but there are no handsome "eye candy" conservative men who could occasionally serve in that capacity?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:08 AM (y8wRt)

I'm available.

Call me, Don.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 02:11 AM (s522d)

382 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving the Trump Administration at the end of August, in order to spend more time and energy on her two young children, the youngest of which was born on May 1. Leavitt said in a post earlier today,

“The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary.”
--

She and the president are lock step. Good picture.

https://tinyurl.com/2933pdft


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:12 AM (JS6jE)

383 Sad another top terrestrial station is gone. May I suggest a station I founded 2 years ago. Blackstone Rocks Radio boasts the greatest playlists ever created. To LISTEN Just click https://live365.com/station/Blackstone-Rocks-a48100 Since 1964 I have deeply listened to 6 decades of heavy cuts by the legends of blues rock, psych and progressive, British 1st and 2nd Invasions, metal, alternative, cool Britannia, pub/punk rock and electric blues. Listen, Follow, Share. Or go to blackstonerocks.com In addition to legendary rockers, I also have in heavy rotation the greatest indie rock bands and guitar savants from around the world hell bent on taking it to the next level.

Posted by: Blackstone at August 14, 2026 02:15 AM (9byfS)

384 I think Trump prefers women in that role. If a man hit them as hard as Leavitt did it would have been considered brutal.

With Karoline, the men have to take it and the women don't want to get into a bitch fight with her. Some have tried, to their dismay.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:16 AM (JS6jE)

385 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 02:11

That made me laugh. Thanks.
.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:17 AM (y8wRt)

386 Karoline is intelligent and witty, a quick thinker. She's a tough act to follow!

But, you know Donnie 2-scoops will find a good replacement.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

387 Evening.
I often bitch about my neighbors on here. It reached a pinacle last Monday. Both parents arrested for felony neglect or abuse. I don't think there was physical abuse as I know the kids pretty well. The neglect part I can believe. The mom is shit. Antifa minded twat. The dad is somewhat okay but he keeps her stupid ass around so... I won't even go into the dude with blood all over his face telling me as I drove past I should stay away from them. Like I don't know that. Their kids on the otherhand I have known since 2 yo and birth. They are friends with my grandkids. They are also a bit slow. They also instigate a lot of shit. I keep them on a tight leash when they are here.
Gahhh. I don't even know what to think about this. Now I get to explain to my grands why their friends aren't coming over.
Need more beer.
This has been a rough week.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:21 AM (4nEvu)

388 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:16 AM (JS6jE)

I think you're correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:21 AM (wmzkx)

389 Aug 13

Happy 76th birthday to one of the most inconspicuous badasses in the history of the U.S. Army, Sergeant Major Mike Vining, who served from 1968-1999 and was one of the first members and initial cadre of Delta Force. Vining served in Vietnam, Iran, Grenada, Panama, Iraq, Kuwait, Haiti, and in many other conflict zones across the World

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:23 AM (JS6jE)

390 *slides a cold Fosters over to Reforger*

Day-um! Sorry about all that...

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)

391
I remember various scifi stories and themes about groups of people who decide to just break off and abandon technology and go back to the simple life.

I can see that, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 02:25 AM (w6EFb)

392 That's rough neighbors and then having to explain adult world problems effecting kids. Tough job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:27 AM (JS6jE)

393 Thank you JQ.
On top of that my little brother's house/castle is just outside an evacuation area from a wildfire. Winds changed direction tonight and he may have to as of yet. They aren't real fast though. I hope they get a line on it quick.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:28 AM (4nEvu)

394 Had a friend that went camping in Panama. Mexican dude, good musician, but he liked to go camping. One never thinks about musicians like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:30 AM (JS6jE)

395 Sorry to hear that, Reforger! Fires have been brutal everywhere this year.

I can't believe that all of them have been naturally occurring. Just can't... So I'm a cOnSpiRaCy TheOrIsT, I guess? Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

396 I need something mindless and distracting. I have that D&D AI movie mentioned earlier on youtube and Ima watch some of that. Good night. Thanks for letting me bitch for a bit.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:33 AM (4nEvu)

397 Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley Posted This garbage on X today

Shorter version: "Don't blame us, we only make the tech; blame Gov't for abusing it."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:34 AM (l3cgK)

398 Night, Reforger.

Getcha some relaxation!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)

399 Late for me too-- need to accompany hubby to appt early tomorrow.

'Night, horde.

Fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

400 This wouldn't have been an issue if the organization bought a $1,000 NAS and populated it with a few hard drives.

At least a few backups, not kept in the same place...still would cost less in the long-run...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:39 AM (l3cgK)

401 Goodnight, JQ.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:41 AM (JS6jE)

402 I liked the George Floyd and Che Guevara cartoons and the picture up top was lovely.Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:43 AM (W90Ou)

403 I've never made a prank call, therefore all the scam and spam calls I get must be for some other reason...

The latest batch involve the same recorded/AI message about car insurance...
Congrats. I now hang up a call when I see "Possible Scam Call" on the phone...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:45 AM (l3cgK)

404 402 I liked the George Floyd and Che Guevara cartoons and the picture up top was lovely.Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 02:43 AM (W90Ou)

Indeed. Guevara hates da gheys. He begged for his life at the very end.
" Guevara dropped his own fully functional rifle, with a near full magazine, and begged, 'Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! I am Che Guevara and I am worth more to you alive than dead!' As his small guerilla force was being decimated below, in the very trap he had led them into, Guevara’s only concern was for himself as he continued to plead with the Bolivian Rangers not to kill him."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:47 AM (l3cgK)

405 Sometimes money's not enough to pay the debt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 02:51 AM (JS6jE)

406 Another note on Guevara's execution...

"Knowing that Rodriguez’s family had murdered by Che, the Bolivian Army officers at the scene, presented Felix with Guevara’s Rolex wristwatch."

A Rolex watch. Gee, that does seem very bourgeois...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:54 AM (l3cgK)

407 Another note on Guevara's execution...

"Knowing that Rodriguez’s family had murdered by Che, the Bolivian Army officers at the scene, presented Felix with Guevara’s Rolex wristwatch."

A Rolex watch. Gee, that does seem very bourgeois...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2026 02:54 AM (l3cgK)
-

And it keeps on ticking!

The Rolex. Not Che.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 03:26 AM (skLNB)

408 In Portland OR, kids ride for free!

https://tinyurl.com/4sdspd87

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 03:32 AM (skLNB)

409 At least its Friday

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 03:33 AM (Ia/+0)

410 I want one, except I want to rename it Abbot:

https://tinyurl.com/54s55pe7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2026 03:36 AM (skLNB)

411 386 Karoline is intelligent and witty, a quick thinker. She's a tough act to follow!

But, you know Donnie 2-scoops will find a good replacement.
Posted by: JQ at August 14, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

Steven Miller, please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 14, 2026 03:49 AM (PO1sc)

412 Slow night, huh?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 03:49 AM (DZ9Lv)

413 412 Slow night, huh?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 14, 2026 03:49 AM (DZ9Lv)

Would you like to live in interesting times?...

Posted by: Chinese Proverb/Chinese Curse at August 14, 2026 03:51 AM (l3cgK)

414 Mgiu is fkin with me again

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

415 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

Seal Sumo Wrestling Cafe

trainstationporto.jpg
Train station in Porto, Portugal (?)
Jccabral.eth
@JooBernardoCor1

Dog and cat have worked out a mutual massage plan.

Chirodectes maculatus, a very rare kind of box jellyfish.

Polite visiting donkey.

Warrior dog fights and kills thirteen coyotes. (Contains short video of dog-vs.-coyote violence.)

Fusilli Jerry. (Because he's silli.)

Sign this guy up.

Sea otter enjoys lunch.

Surfin' ducks.

Someone made a version of soccer that's worth watching. For like three seconds.

Background actor was told not to look at the camera. She succeeds... kind of.

Gorilla has time on his hands.

Helping ducks beat the heat.

Stealth-parachuting from the Eiffel Tower.

The eclipse as seen in Spain.

There are no rules in urban parking. It's Thunderdome.



This is like me trying to trim my eybebrows:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 Hello.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (UKrJG)

2 Yup

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (PQ96V)

3 I love that kitty video.

Thanks.

Murder level decreasing...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b)

4 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

6 Okay, who blew a seal?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)

7 4 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

Is that what they call it now?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (l3cgK)

8 Welcome to City 17.

Posted by: IYKYK at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (nHXB4)

9 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

10 Okay the closest I can match a Cafe subject of space light phenomenon in a painting is in my nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)

11 Be advised, someone may be along later to inform us that sea otters hold each others paws whilst they sleep.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

12 >4 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (GTqXr)

13

Stock up on beef.

Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4)

14

Everybody's duck surfing.
Duck surfing USA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)

15 Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (UKrJG)

16 Stupid monkeys will chew the cables right off your bike. Best to smack that monkey immediately!

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

17 "Dog and cat have worked out a mutual massage plan."

That's almost pornographic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (oji8u)

18 I was smacking my goat."

Right handed? Left handed?

Ambidextrous?

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR)

19 Stock up on beef.

Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4

I feel guilty. I live in a development that was formerly a 1500 acre cattle ranch.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (KC5Lt)

20 16 Stupid monkeys will chew the cables right off your bike. Best to smack that monkey immediately!
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)


Alternatively...

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (nHXB4)

21 Stupid monkeys will chew the cables right off your bike. Best to smack that monkey immediately!
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM


And penguins will projectile poop all over it, making it unrideable from the intense and mephitic smell.

Which red button do you choose?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

22 Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."

We tried.

/8th Air Force

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)

23 Squeeeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (pP7rZ)

24
Here in SW Wyoming it is the horrible drought. Can't grow the hay to feed the cattle. Some ranchers are "downsizing" their herds.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (/QHx4)

25 "Warrior dog fights and kills thirteen coyotes."

I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)

26 Bull elephant seals fight by slamming each other with the enormous rolls of fat around their necks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (amcLV)

27 Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage"

They're going to double shifts in Texas... they grow beef there, I'm told.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (XuXeR)

28 I'm still laughing at the Austin Musk video.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)

29 Good evening everyone

4 Mgid is the charm

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

30 current cattle shortage is unnatural

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)

31 Hey JJS
Jungle Loves was our prom theme song

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)

32 1978

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)

33 27 Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage"

Are they laying off Americans?
Or others?

I thought Tyson loved them their illegals.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

34 So a cheeseburger burger is going to double in price?
Well, crap

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (UKrJG)

35
Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."

We tried.

/8th Air Force
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)

__________

The problem is that the Germans went all Brutalist to make a break from all the Wilhelmine-Hitler architecture of the past. So now they have new buildings that got old very fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

36 30 current cattle shortage is unnatural
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)

To Serve Beast

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)

37 @13

>>Stock up on beef.

Went to Costco and cube beef was 8.99 a pound.

This is not good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)

38 Beef's already high. How come I have to choose between black angus steaks or nothing?
Gimme that red steer steak for half price!~

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (q6tQZ)

39 28 I'm still laughing at the Austin Musk video.
Posted by: polynikes


It’s hilarious !

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (gYkRR)

40 The drought is convenient but the C suites want to destroy US cattle farms and the beef industry in general

Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (T8bqm)

41 "Gorilla has time on his hands."

Foreground Gorilla was told not to look at the camera.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (oji8u)

42 It's not so much that Kelly Neuman's grandfather was a Nazi as that she's following his early footsteps.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (pMmVV)

43 I thought Tyson loved them their illegals.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

Meesth lovff thems cowsth

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

44
*Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

45 >>>There are no rules in urban parking. It's Thunderdome.

Did you see that? Mofo stole my spot.
--Driver of the white car.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (syz1S)

46 Went to Costco and cube beef was 8.99 a pound.

This is not good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Paid $7.19 in the rolls yesterday. Got 2. We mix them with ground pork and venison. Makes that hamburger taste more "beefy". Don't ask me to explain it.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (q6tQZ)

47 *Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
----------
Go get yourself a beer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (amcLV)

48 re: goose vs .mil

This Canadian aggression shall not stand!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (vJrRc)

49 Minnesota Dem Peggy Flanagan boasts she could be first Native American woman senator

close second

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

50
Going more with pork, chicken, lamb and salmon recently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)

51 Hmmm, Packers and Steelers live or CFB from last year?
Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?

Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (T8bqm)

52 It's time to go pick more maters. Only 94, and there's shade in the mater patch.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (q6tQZ)

53
Just stumbled on this video. Somebody in Johannesburg caught the Raptor relight on the last Starship test flight:

https://t.ly/5C193

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

54 I may have to take up deer hunting. We have a surplus of those.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)

55 Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons


I'mma bet it's really because ICE sent home all their screw-worm infested Messican workers

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:58 PM (vJrRc)

56 Portugal could be a fine country, if not for the Portugees.

Posted by: Lofty Perch at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (JM9I6)

57
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy made it safely to Waco for shows starting tomorrow. Relieved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (O0L8i)

58 It wouldn't really be hunting because I could just sit outside for a while until one comes ambling by.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)

59 I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

60 Go get yourself a beer.

My Doctor took me off beer six months ago.
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)

61 My Doctor took me off beer six months ago.
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)
------------
You had a prescription for beer???

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 08:02 PM (amcLV)

62 First the beef, then the pork, then the sheep...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (6XDXn)

63 Why would ranchers get rid of cattle if they can sell them at a price that accounts for the increase in feed or more?

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (KC5Lt)

64 Reminded me of one of the best depressing movies ever made. I'm not a fan of depressing movies but Hud was a great movie.

The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.

I only have two.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)

65 Time for some avian flu culling

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)

66 You had a prescription for beer?
No my prescriptions don't get along with beer.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (UKrJG)

67 So a cheeseburger burger is going to double in price?
Well, crap
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM


Come to my daughter's cookout. I'll grill one up for you, free!

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

68
If they can't feed them best to sell them before they are skinny, lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (/QHx4)

69 Went to Costco and cube beef was 8.99 a pound"

Pork was almost reasonable. Along with chicken...

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR)

70 Reminded me of one of the best depressing movies ever made. I'm not a fan of depressing movies but Hud was a great movie.

The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.

I only have two.
Posted by: polynikes

Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Depressing, depressing, depressing.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)

71 Time for some avian flu culling
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)

Just in time for Thanksgiving like the last two years.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)

72 Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?"

It'll be interesting

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (XuXeR)

73 Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Depressing, depressing, depressing.
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)

I agree it's depressing but it also a terrible movie.

I have a few that I thought were good movies until they decided they needed a depressing ending because 'art'.

This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)

74 good one, polynikes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)

75 72, gotta hope so!

woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)

76
Sea otters stay warm in frigid waters with the densest fur of any mammal on Earth.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:15 PM (/QHx4)

77 I'd put Paths of Glory up there among great depressing movies.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:16 PM (XvL8K)

78 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi)

79 I have a few that I thought were good movies until they decided they needed a depressing ending because 'art'.

This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.
Posted by: polynikes

"Cold Mountain"

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:18 PM (lJ0H4)

80 IMDB's list of the 35 most depressing movies:

https://tinyurl.com/y262p8c5

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (XvL8K)

81 My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)

82 A Clockwork Orange is only depressing the first couple times. Every watch thereafter is peak comedy.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:20 PM (vE0+H)

83 My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.
Posted by: ...

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:21 PM (6XDXn)

84
Old Dutchess is doing better now that we've cut her epilepsy medicine back a bit. Her prescribed dose was leaving her woozy and impaired her motor skills. I thought she was a goner, but thought to try this first. Now she's brighter eyed and moves around with greater assurance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (O0L8i)

85 @78. Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)

86 "Warrior dog fights and kills thirteen coyotes."

I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)

Same principle. More throat tearing than shooting Russians in the head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

87
I love movies with happy endings. Easy Rider. Isadora.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)

88 One of my picks for among the worst movies of all time is Revolutionary Road. I think it had some potential with both Winslet and DiCaprio being relative talents which is probably what bothered me. The "story" IMO is possibly the stupidest delivery of leftardist fagfuck propaganda in history.

I would recommend absolutely nobody watch it ever. I don't like "message" movies as it is, no matter what the message is, but Lord that one is just pure libtard tripe.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (vE0+H)

89 78 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi

I've been watching Enterprise while doing my projects.

Very good. Maybe one of the best of all of them. They did 'comedy' episodes very well. And 'A Night in Sickbay' was pretty sexy.

Blalock and Park oiled up. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)

90 Atonement was an open a vein movie. Major depressive.

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:27 PM (enNUy)

91 78. Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)

He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

92 Happy cafe! Finally home!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 John Wick of dogs: Pet dog fights 13 coyotes attacking its owner’s sheep, kills them all
--------
FAFO

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 08:31 PM (XeU6L)

94 The drought is very real. Read a discussion online talking about how little rain they are getting. There's no hay, so nothing to feed them. The rain comes in at an odd pattern, where some areas get heavy rains while areas a few miles away get nothing. It's impacting crops too, of course, but it takes longer to build a herd back up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)

95 92 Happy cafe! Finally home!
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ


Welcome home!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (Sco7b)

96 What's depressing about Eraserhead?.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:36 PM (bkuEU)

97 Thank you, Stateless!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM

That's good news!
Thank you.

It may be early bedtime tonight.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (Sco7b)

99 Glad you could make it, Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (VyBeY)

100 94 The drought is very real. Read a discussion online talking about how little rain they are getting. There's no hay, so nothing to feed them. The rain comes in at an odd pattern, where some areas get heavy rains while areas a few miles away get nothing. It's impacting crops too, of course, but it takes longer to build a herd back up.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)

Central Valley Calif here... average price nationwide for an acre foot of water? $41.00

Here? in the foothills where we USED to raise cattle? $500.00. We USED to have a fairly good cattle industry.... not anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 08:40 PM (mP0Kj)

101
My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.
Posted by: ...


I saw that in a theater when it first came out. Yuck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:41 PM (Cqx++)

102 GatewayPundit...

Abdul keeps getting better and better. The Dem establishment tried to br___ him down with commercials saying he disrespected women.

They should have used this...



Abdul must not like dogs.

Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.

According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer.

In 2015 alone, the facility killed 1,988 dogs and 272 cats, accounting for more than a quarter of all dogs euthanized in the county that year.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)

103
He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Why not? It was Nancy Kovack.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kovack

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Cqx++)

104 AI isn't quite at the level it can compete with midlevel directors and actors.
It is getting close however. "Book of Shadows" (set in Forgotten Realms) is available on youtube and is already better than all the other D&D movies not set there.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)

105 >>>my prescriptions don't get along with beer.

Posted by: Case
---

Mine don't either. Bourbon, on the other hand. ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (pMmVV)

106 99 sock

Thank you! Have a surprise bowl of ramen with miso waiting here. That was nice!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

107 Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?"

I was surprised that ATF didn't ask for a stay but they still have another 50-something days to file an appeal so anything can still happen. That said, I'm not sure how many people who wanted one were still being put off post-OBBB. Some for sure, but tens of thousands? Millions? I dunno.

When OBBB passed, my prediction was that increased demand would lead to increased prices which would lead to increased production and/or new producers which would lead to decreased prices. That actually doesn't seemed to have happened. So will it happen now? Again, I dunno. It still seems reasonable to me but I'm a proven loser at predicting what other people will do.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)

108
Hubby wanted a ribeye, just one, and it was $25.

Nope we ain't paying that.



Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:48 PM (/QHx4)

109 Thank you! Have a surprise bowl of ramen with miso waiting here. That was nice!
Posted by: Piper


That's food, and not two new pets, right?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

110 Here? in the foothills where we USED to raise cattle? $500.00. We USED to have a fairly good cattle industry.... not anymore.

But you lead the nation in snail darters!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)

111 >>>>>>>> --- > According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer
---

It was the flea epidemic, he did it to save them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (pMmVV)

112 River's Edge was depressing. Bleak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)

113

I don't know what the going rate normally is for a ton of hay.

Oldest son the Forest Service is paying almost $400 a ton to feed the wild horses they take care of.

No rain, no food for the animals.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:52 PM (/QHx4)

114 109 Thank you! Have a surprise bowl of ramen with miso waiting here. That was nice!
Posted by: Piper

That's food, and not two new pets, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

Ha! Yes. But I could see why it would be questioned.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 I wonder if importing Argentinian beef will be on the table again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)

116
Texas has had a lot of rain, so their cattle are probably okay.

It rained here today for 30 minutes. Most rain we've had for many months.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (/QHx4)

117 I ran across a video of some pink haired chick saying "You should all be worried about ICE because if you aren't being impacted now soon you will!" and I assumed she would go on a rant on how ICE is deporting citizens or something as I've seen the left make these false claims.

Oh now she does it in a different direct...

"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"

Lady this is WHAT I voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (sKqQm)

118 115 I wonder if importing Argentinian beef will be on the table again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)

Fresh market has it, but I think it has to come from very specific regions now.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

119 I have seen some polls out of Ohio (If they are actually real and not slewed) with the clown Sherrod Brown leading in the Senate race.

Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 09:04 PM (y7IOQ)

120 Last rain we had here was at the end of June. Cold rain, high temp was 59 degrees. Since then, bupkis, and plenty of heat. Would love to see some good rain knock down the fires all over the damn place. The Big Grass fire in the Owyhee got some rain, but, probably not enough to make much difference. It's up to about 600,000 acres now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)

121 River's Edge was depressing. Bleak.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)

I forgot about that one. It was but I thought it was just more tragic as I didn't feel any connection to the characters. I thought it was an interesting movie though and have watched it a couple of times.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (KC5Lt)

122 6 Okay, who blew a seal?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)


It's ice cream !

Posted by: Penguin Joe at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (X5Jzz)

123
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand


Yes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (Cqx++)

124 Hi Pug!

Washington State is having some fires as well. mount Baker is supposed to get snow this weekend. Kinda early, but maybe we will get a bomb snow year. It would be nice.

We got significant snow on the beach in winter 2020. Folks harnessed a husky dog team and had them pull a sled full of kids in 14 inches of snow on the beach. It was hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)

125 They brought the Argentine beef in for hamburger. It has to be mixed with a certain percentage of fat. American cattle have excess fat, so it can be mixed with lean Argentine beef. Not sure what the plan is. I think there is a pending farm bill.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:10 PM (bkuEU)

126 Saw these gas prices today. On one corner Speedway..$3,25. On the opposite corner Thornton..$3.74. In the past I've seen them vary by a couple of cents but never by that much.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 09:11 PM (lJ0H4)

127 NOT CHANO!!!!!!

NO!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

128 We got significant snow on the beach in winter 2020. Folks harnessed a husky dog team and had them pull a sled full of kids in 14 inches of snow on the beach. It was hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)

That sounds awesome!

We have never been on the coast during the winter. We really want to do it. I love the ocean. Humbling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)

129 Is this the only sane place left on the internet

Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)

130
NOT CHANO!!!!!!

NO!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender


He made it out and joined the NYPD.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (Cqx++)

131 Beef prices to go even higher? Ugh.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (aJQbY)

132 Yay. Snowflake came in. Early bedtime is on the table. This is about her time anyways,

I can't remember the last time she wasn't here at night with Ralpjy and I.

Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (Sco7b)

133 I want Musk to build a national irrigation system where flood waters from one area of the country can be sent to other areas who are in a drought.

I also want to win the lottery.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)

134 whom does the OH GOP have to run against Sherrod?
Colorado's GOP chose God to run for Governor. Technically God's missionary, name of Victor Marx. That's the pitch Marx is putting on his flyers, that God chose Marx to run in that state.
Pretty bold strategy given Colorado's demographics in 2026.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (88C+u)

135 Today I drove from far north seattle to far south seattle with a detour downtown to see if it was full on zombieland thanks to the communist and incompetent mayor. Its not. While I'd hate to be a commercial real estate broker with all the vacancies, the streets were relatively full of normal looking people.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)

136 Is this the only sane place left on the internet

For given values of 'sane', sure!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (aJQbY)

137 At least OJ gave Fred Astaire his cat back in one piece.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (XV/Pl)

138

polynikes,

I have thought the same thing, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)

139 The great thing about McQueen is, he always looked like a guy who had just been through some sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)

140 LA Sue,
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)

141 Today I drove from far north seattle to far south seattle with a detour downtown to see if it was full on zombieland thanks to the communist and incompetent mayor. Its not. While I'd hate to be a commercial real estate broker with all the vacancies, the streets were relatively full of normal looking people.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)


You should have come a bit further south. I was in Renton this morning getting the car serviced. Walked down the street to a coffee shop and got approached twice by tweakers. The bus stop reeked of urine. And Kent has really gone downhill.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)

142 That hairy headed gent ran amok in Kent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:27 PM (Cqx++)

143
Red Flag warning here but the neighbor has his sprinklers running.

Asshole

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:28 PM (/QHx4)

144 You should have come a bit further south. I was in Renton this morning getting the car serviced. Walked down the street to a coffee shop and got approached twice by tweakers. The bus stop reeked of urine. And Kent has really gone downhill.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)

Well, I'm in Kent, so that's not news to me. My family's house is about the only decent spot in the city. Burien is a wreck, even Normandy Park and 3 tree point aren't great anymore. But you can't pick where you're from!

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:30 PM (BN8mS)

145 Actually Kent is great if you're Sikh.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:33 PM (BN8mS)

146 Y'all...

This is wild. Some folks have waaaay too much time on their hands.

https://tinyurl.com/ybjmdsrz

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)

147 LA Sue,
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)

I didn't - I haven't visited the waterfront since they demolished the viaduct. Maybe next trip.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (BN8mS)

148 129 Is this the only sane place left on the internet?

Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)

I'd say it's one of the few honest places.

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (Q+gd/)

149 Hey four seasons!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)

150

SMH!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:37 PM (/QHx4)

151

We had two hummingbirds hanging around today which is rare for here.

They are cool birds.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)

152 I had a huge guffaw when I saw the car that drove off the road and ended up "parked".

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2026 09:42 PM (ZNpJk)

153 Sane, you say?

https://youtu.be/-Dm51WGZPns

Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2026 09:43 PM (9c7Cw)

154 LA Sue,

If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)

155 Is this the only sane place left on the internet?

There are other places?

But, now, about that "sane" part. Have you seen the ONT comments?

Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (C8pEi)

156 I had to quit feeding the hummingbirds because they were draining the feeders daily.

2-3 dozen hummingbirds at once cease being cute and start being aggravating.

So the daughter and grandkids took the feeders. They think having tons of hummingbirds swarming about is awesome.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:46 PM (FdpeO)

157 "2-3 dozen hummingbirds at once cease being cute and start being aggravating."

Stop The Humming!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 13, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)

158 LA Sue,

If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)

I would love that! I was going to cruise Alki today and thought of you! (is Salty's still there?) but I missed the turn . Hopefully next trip--- I'm still cleaning up my family's house and figuring out what to do with it...

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:51 PM (BN8mS)

159 Hummingbirds are aggressive, territorial little bastards.

I love them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)

160 *Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)

161 Hummingbirds are aggressive, territorial little bastards.
___

That they are.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (FdpeO)

162
We don't know what the hummingbirds are finding to eat here.

With the drought no one can plant anything. No flowers, vege gardens, etc.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:56 PM (/QHx4)

163
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:57 PM (/QHx4)

164 Hummingbirds are aggressive, territorial little bastards.

I love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)

Saw a bunch while walking along the greenbelt in Boise last weekend. Why do they hate each other so much?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)

165 Hummingbirds eat sap. They lve off the Doug fir in the PNW in the winter

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (bkuEU)

166 They absolutely are greedy little twits. And then if you sit real still, they'll come up to you, hover, and look you over.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (aJQbY)

167 *Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)

I read this while listening to Run to the Hills, Iron Maiden. Noice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (0aYVJ)

168
We usually have a fly problem here. This summer no flies.

Must be the drought.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (/QHx4)

169 LA Sue!

I live on Alki!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x)

170 Hummingbirds eat insects too.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (MWfyi)

Quick Hits

wachowskicry.png

The "mommysleuths" are retarded women who like soap operas and 24/7 murder porn on the Discovery Channel, and they all believe that makes them Real Detectives:

Joshua Carr
@Joshua_the_car

I debated a Candace Owens fan last night.

I kid you not he opened with this:

"We all know this case is fishy because we've all watched CSI and Dexter and know how a crime scene works."

And if you thought "they'll next accuse Tyler Robinson's lawyers of being part of the conspiracy to frame him because they admitted he killed Charlie Kirk," step up to the cashier to collect your winnings.

Huh: Scott Bessent says that George Soros, who he used to work for -- on the financial side, not the civilization-destroying foundation side -- tried to tank the markets after Trump's 2016 win, selling off everything to move the markets down. Bessent said he seized on that as a buying opportunity and made a fortune.


This behavior is normalized, indulged, and encouraged. We have been demoralized to the point where our weaklings and cowards, which is most of us, especially those politically-attuned enough to rise in woke bureaucracies, are too afraid to say "this is wrong and will be punished."

Oh no, Hollywood wash-out "Lily" Wachowski, who now pretends to be a woman, cries that he can't get funding for a movie with an all-trans cast:

wachowskisnolte.png


I saw someone mocking a leftwing female director for being just absolute crap. Then he pointed out, "It's funny that the 'Wachowski sibilings' haven't made a good movie since they became 'women.'"

I think that's actually true. When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash.

Didn't they do that terrible Stallone/Banderas dueling assassins movie? That was horrible.

Then they did Jupiter Ascending, an infamous bomb. I've heard Cloud Atlas is decent but here's the thing -- I never believed that.

Gavin Newsom visited early-primary-state Michigan to talk up how similar California and Michigan are.

That's the whole problem, says Justine Bateman.

Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman

LOL. Your comparison between these two cities is very significant.

Detroit's main industry of automotive production was destroyed and left the town hollowed out. The same thing is happening with Los Angeles.

The entertainment business has been steadily drained from this place for at least a decade. LA will soon be hollowed out just like Detroit.

It is becoming just sprawling city with no central industry at all.

And how did this little ponce's visit go?

Not well. His tour of Michigan was marked by cancellations and pitiful crowds.

Calling it Newsom's "swing (and miss) state tour," Politico reported on Wednesday that his "buzzy X posts and vertical videos" from Michigan "this week suggest a slam dunk trip to an early nominating state."

But even though Newsom's social media feed racked up "a million views of a 65-hour tour," Politico noted that "the posts may also be the latest sign that social media is not real life."

Translation: It was a trip notable mostly for bad execution and embarrassing turnout.



Some Michigander politicos pointed out that Newsom canceled a fundraiser with state AG nominee Eli Savit that included the controversial host Kelly Neumann, according to an invite obtained by POLITICO and circulated to some Democrats who didn't realize the event was canceled when Newsom's team was made aware of Neumann's background.

Newsom initially planned two competing fundraisers in Ann Arbor on Sunday, one for Savit and one for the state House Democrats. When the latter found out about the Savit fundraiser they pulled out, citing a small Ann Arbor donor base.

Saying Ann Arbor has a small Democrat donor base is like saying you couldn't spot any tech bros in Palo Alto.

"He had a lot of good meetings," Michigan Democratic Party Chair Curtis Hertel told Politico, adding Newsom was a big hit at a local barbecue.

I believe this was the barbecue:


More:

newsommichigan.jpg


Corrupt billion-dollar grifter Stacey Abrams says that the south has lived under "soft authoritarianism" since 1776. Kamala Harris does not dispute her and smiles knowingly in agreement.

Earlier this week, a beleaguered Brit asked Elon Musk to just buy the UK, prompting Elon Musk to ask, "How much is it?"


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:42 PM




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1 Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)

2
The love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals.


Right back atcha, you subhuman vermin.

-- canines the whole world over

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (s9VOe)

3 A break from the usual mental illness. Thanks!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (wxsGM)

4 "Saying Ann Arbor has a small Democrat donor base is like saying you couldn't spot any tech bros in Palo Alto."

Ian Faith: “The Boston gig has been cancelled…”

David St. Hubbins: “What?”

Ian Faith: “Yeah. I wouldn’t worry about it though, it’s not a big college town.”

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (0CU3H)

5 >>>1 Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.

is that really on? I've wanted to see that.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle)

6 The Matrix WAS good. Too bad they never made any sequels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

7 A correction: they wrote "Assassins," but didn't direct. It was Richard Donner. Everything they did bombed post-"Matrix", including "Speed Racer" and the 4th "Matrix" film (which is why the one who did it is not involved with the upcoming sequel).

Posted by: synnerman at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (p7FI4)

8 Top 50?

Posted by: Billythesquid at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (gN+5I)

9 is that really on? I've wanted to see that.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (1wjle)

I remember it not as particularly bad, but there was a shit ton of disaster movies in the late 70s early 80s. Earthquake, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

10 @5

>>is that really on? I've wanted to see that.

It's playing in my Movie Vault app from my collection.

I built a randomizer in it that will play a random movie or tv show from my collection.

You press a button labeled, You feeling lucky, Punk?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)

11 Okay, afternoon Nap of Frustration over.

Great news, the Abdul El-Sayed ads are now on Michigan tv.

Him, over and over "I am dangerous."

He may only get 30 some percent of the vote.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

12
Tou need remember inly one thing about Ann Arbor (besides that the University of Michigan sucks), and that is it has sent three generations on Dingels to Congress.

"Three generations of imbeciles are enough"

-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (s9VOe)

13 Iirc, Earthquake had Lorne Green and a guy who played a trigger happy National Guardsman who liked to dress up as a woman (thats how you knew he was evil.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

14 The one-state solution has been the "Palestinian" position from the beginning. Most Jews would be expelled, Mizrahi would be dhimmis.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)

15
Well, that crossed over to incoherence quickly enough.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (s9VOe)

16 That Hillsborough case, judges can always decline plea deals that they feel are unwarranted pieces of shit. If the judge was shocked, that's what should have happened.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

17 r/askgaybros

Michigan gaybros are you voting for Abdul El-Seyed?

I’m a white gay who’s been out for nearly 30 years, and met and befriended many Muslims, I’ve never felt an ounce of judgment. If anything a sense of camaraderie in that we’re both “othered” in US society.

I used to lived in San Francisco Castro (gay district) and some of the businesses are owned by Muslims in the area. They are the most friendliest people I know.

Yes, vote for him! Not only this guy has all the dreamy qualifications one can ask for, but he is also a vocal, progressive ally with a track record that is endorsed by LGBTQ organizations.

He's the quintessential American dream (boat). An Ivy League graduate, a Rhodes Scholar, plays lacrosse, and he's extremely well-spoken. An epidemiologist? It's time for dumb-dumbs to go bye-bye.

He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE.

I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu8)

18 In other news: Redditors are retards..

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

19 OJ has made his entrance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

20
Earthquake had Lorne Green and a guy who played a trigger happy National Guardsman who liked to dress up as a woman (thats how you knew he was evil.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD


That was the former child evangelist, Marjoe Gortner.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (s9VOe)

21 Corrupt billion-dollar grifter Stacey Abrams says that the south has lived under "soft authoritarianism" since 1776.

Tank Abrams would make any man soft...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (l3cgK)

22 Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly

He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.

Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.

Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.

Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)

23 I blame Nixon for the chy knee and GWB for the moose limb issues.

I feel a bit stabby right now. Due to the news and entertaining kids all week. I am not a saint.

Want to bomb Iran to dust and be done with it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO)

24 Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.

--

It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)

25 The one thing that's always struck me about The Towering Inferno, is the Nasa Level BMS system that monitors and controls nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

26
Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


At least it was obvious with which head those squeebois were thinking.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (s9VOe)

27 What the fuck??

“I have respect for the individuals that are in the pornography industry, not because they’re degrading women, but because they are professionals in their field. So I give them that respect of being able to have a job and stimulate the economy. We’re in a free country… you can turn on your…”

ERIKA KIRK
June 3, 2012

Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA)

28
I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (K9nu

If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK)

29 It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Poseidon Adventure is my favorite of those flicks.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

30 The First Matrix movie was good, even if it was no Dark City. The rest of them just don't work.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)

31
ERIKA KIRK
June 3, 2012

Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1dHA)

Is that from the book, "Quotes and Other Shit Made Up by Leftards"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:57 PM (l3cgK)

32 That was the former child evangelist, Marjoe Gortner.

--

He always came across as a strange guy, in and out of films. I don't believe he dressed up as a woman in Earthquake. He wore a wig so his hair was up to regulation standards.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qBdHI)

33 It's not the same experience without Sensurround shaking the foundations of your theater.

I just got out of the theater myself; saw "The End of Elm Street". It's like a Spielberg movie with extra teeth. Thumbs up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (kpS4V)

34 30 The First Matrix movie was good, even if it was no Dark City. The rest of them just don't work.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)

Those AI robots prove how stupid they are by using humans as "batteries"...thermal energy is the lowest for of energy...turning that into other more useful forms is lossy. It would have been better to tap into geothermal energy from earth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (l3cgK)

35 The First Matrix movie was good, even if it was no Dark City. The rest of them just don't work.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Both heavily influenced by Neuromancer. Which the first trailer for the show is out and looks like it could be good.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

36 Boston's not really a college town.

Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 06:58 PM (qwLiq)

37
Like most businesses who have long term plans and goals the muzzies also have those goals. It is not a religion it is an organization with the goal of taking over our country.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4)

38 Or was it Oak Street?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kpS4V)

39
Far too many denizens in the limelight ought to read the room, shut their blathering pie holes for several months and reflect on whether they really understand what the rest of us think and believe.

They don't.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (s9VOe)

40 It's a good movie right in line with the 70s disasters. Definitely worth the watch. I read some trivia of unknown reliability that the blonde who has some fun with Robert Wagner and then gets trapped, was once a love interest in real life with Fannie Flagg. Who knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)
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Susan Flannery??? From wiki:
In the mid-1970s, Flagg was in a relationship with American writer Rita Mae Brown, with whom she shared a house in Charlottesville, Virginia.[19][20] The couple met at a party in the Hollywood Hills hosted by Marlo Thomas.[21] According to Brown, Flagg dated and lived with former The Bold and the Beautiful actress Susan Flannery for eight years.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y)

41 I especially enjoyed Eddie Redmayne's subtle, understated, and nuanced performance in Jupiter Ascending.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (nHXB4)

42 1 Tonights movie is, The Towering Inferno starring OJ Simpson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)

That was a good movie as I recall.

The AI version where he goes back into time into a towering inferno chasing Nicole's killer will be fun.

Oh, Deadline had this....

As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.

The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.”

“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b)

43 >>>Failed Gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams tells Kamala Harris that the south has been under authoritarian rule since 1776.

I'll bet she sure wanted to do some authoritarian rulin', as do all Democrats. Abigail Spanberger surely did try to do a lot of authoritarian rulin', but she was stopped from going full Empress Authoritay by the Virginia Constitution and a judge or two.

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 07:00 PM (5rh/l)

44 just got out of the theater myself; saw "The End of Elm Street". It's like a Spielberg movie with extra teeth. Thumbs up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of

I can't decide if we should see that, Brink of war, or The rivals of Amziah King tomorrow.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

45 Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly

He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.

Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.

Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)

I bet those ears look like handles to the right guy, IYKWIM.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (BN8mS)

46 Anything said after, "We all know..." is a lie.

.

This is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (JvZF+)

47 Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly

He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.

Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.

Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)

What! The FUCK!!

Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

48 Tank Abrams would make any man soft...
****

If she tripped over herself, fell down and rolled over him.

Posted by: clarence at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (LJvR/)

49 Stacey Abrams, you're entitled to your ridiculous opinion, but if it's so bad, why are you still there, unless you like a bit of soft authoritarianism?

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (BN8mS)

50 If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...
Posted by: jim

I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu8)

51 Maybe I'm overly optimistic, just cant see Gavin becoming president unless the economy truly goes off the rails in 2 years and it's like 2008 where any candidate that's not a Republican automatically wins.

I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH)

52 Why does no one ever use the term "pervert in a dress"? The "P" word has disappeared from online discourse. Seems a bit odd, given all the other stuff that flies around.

Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR)

53 >>>Even the judge was shocked.

So why didn't the judge kill the deal?

In most states, the judge can kill a plea deal if s/he determines it doesn't serve the interests of justice.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (syz1S)

54 The South has been so authoritarian that the bodies are piling up. Oops, that's just black on black crime. Mostly...

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (enNUy)

55 47 Bryan Oyanguren Rosado, 25, kidnapped a young girl and r*ped her repeatedly

He faced a minimum of 330 years in prison.

Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.

Chicks will still send him piles of nude photos and offers of marriage.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy at August 13, 2026 06:53 PM (x1Pr5)

What! The FUCK!!

Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent"--Adam Smith

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)

56 Susan Flannery???

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Yes, Susan Flannery! I'd forgotten her name.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (qBdHI)

57 50 If you are a gay man and know what Islam does to gays, you'd have to be retarded to sidle-up with Islam...
Posted by: jim

I don't know...Muhammed is the model of behavior all Muslims are supposed to follow, and he let the men of al Zutt ride him all night in the desert. Seems like he had a real soft-spot for the gays...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (K9nu

But enough about his asshole...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)

58 51 Maybe I'm overly optimistic, just cant see Gavin becoming president unless the economy truly goes off the rails in 2 years and it's like 2008 where any candidate that's not a Republican automatically wins.

I think a generic Democrat would win, but basically every state hates CA and Newsom is a smug, condesending bastard.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:02 PM (eIzlH)

Even Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (l3cgK)

59 I really fight the urge to sever ties completely, with the shit going on, but I also need to know my enemy. It sucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (0aYVJ)

60 Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy

What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him!

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu8)

61 I can think of only 1 Wachowski movie that I would wholeheartedly recommend: Bound. And that one was before The Matrix.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S)

62 When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash.

I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots.

But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB)

63 "It's funny that the 'Wachowski sibilings' haven't made a good movie since they became 'women.'"
.......

Because all they think about is public bathrooms and perverted, dirty sex.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS)

64 Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)

65 61 I can think of only 1 Wachowski movie that I would wholeheartedly recommend: Bound. And that one was before The Matrix.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (syz1S)

I liked Mike Wachowski's acting in "Monsters". Very emotive, even with one eye.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (l3cgK)

66
The First Matrix movie was good


I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes.
Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name.

And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash.

No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap.

Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)

67 60 Well Hillsborough State Attorney Suzy Lopez offered him a sweetheart plea deal for 25 years.
Posted by: But they REALLY want a NICE guy

What! The FUCK!!
Fuck these monsters, and fuck the demons who coddle these monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

If you can transfer him up to Minnesota, I'd be happy to pardon him!
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 13, 2026 07:04 PM (K9nu


Pardon, heck! We'll run him for Congress!

Posted by: The Maine Democratic Party at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (nHXB4)

68 Why does no one ever use the term "pervert in a dress"? The "P" word has disappeared from online discourse. Seems a bit odd, given all the other stuff that flies around.
Posted by: Taft at August 13, 2026 07:03 PM (P5FpR)

I usually go with shim or tranny, but sometimes "guy pretending to be a woman" is necessary for clarity. But "pervert" would be a helpful adjective!

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (BN8mS)

69 Well most detective stories these days seem to have women

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)

70 liked Mike Wachowski's acting in "Monsters". Very emotive, even with one eye.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

Boo in her monster suit was the best part of that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

71 Kamala doing the Cosby pudding face.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (XvL8K)

72 "Up Her Ass 5" > "The Matrix"

Posted by: My Two Bits at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (qUkBO)

73 Because all they think about is public bathrooms and perverted, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth

I don't see the problem (gluk gluk gluk)

Posted by: Club THOT blowing some rando in the bathroom stall at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (K9nu8)

74

IMPD officer suspended for alleged personal use of automated license plate readers

https://t.ly/boolV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)

75 No one should dare ask the occupied who are victims of a genocide to live side by side with the very terrorists committing those crimes.
=====

Your offer is ACCEPTED.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:07 PM (JvZF+)

76 "People in the west cannot be allowed to set the terms of liberation. No one should dare ask the occupied who are victims of a genocide to live side by side with the very terrorists committing those crimes"

I find these terms acceptable. A country should be able to eject the terrorists who are invading their country. Let's start with Michigan.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (0MjtC)

77
Most Jews would be expelled, Mizrahi would be dhimmis.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)

_________

The lucky ones would be expelled. I don't think the process would be... tidy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (O0L8i)

78 Any real Matrix fan will always tell you the W poofsie twins only made one Matrix movie

I enjoyed the Matrix partly because it was a cultural zeitgeist that tapped into my late 90s geekdom, which consisted mostly of late night LAN parties and microwaved pizza

I wish i could go back to those times

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (fapp/)

79 64 Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)

The politicians are venal. The laws are created by these same venal politicians, including those laws that allow for voting rife with voter fraud. If you removed the voter fraud, Spencer Pratt would be on the ballot in November.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (l3cgK)

80
Boo in her monster suit was the best part of that one.
Posted by: BruceWayne


"Kitty!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (s9VOe)

81 It was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of Times ...

so I switched to Ariel.

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:08 PM (3ZUWJ)

82 Mercy to the guilty, is punishment for the victim.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)

83 Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)

To share in the suffering...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (l3cgK)

84 ven Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

==

Agreed, it just didn't seem like that like 20 years ago.

All of these Kalifornians moving into places, buying up property, spiking real estate prices, bringing their bullshit values, etc has really pissed people off throughout all 50 states.

Plus the epic homeless problem, etc.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (eIzlH)

85 Three executions today! Ok, TN and Alabama? Two done. One left.

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy)

86 In that video you can really feel Gavin Newsom's gravitas and magnetism and charisma.

*retches*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (JvZF+)

87 64 Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (UKrJG)

sorry, we have not had a valid election for about 20 years.

Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 07:10 PM (mP0Kj)

88
To share in the suffering...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Why, those sneaky little imps! We're gonna have words!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (s9VOe)

89 Newsom is terrible. California voters are stupid. That's why their state sucks.

Posted by: Case

==

It's worse than stupid, the voters are slaves to ideological leftism. A mayor can basically burn the place down and they'll reelect her by lopsided margins. Because anything is better than MAGA.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (eIzlH)

90 Romeo 13 and other states are following their lead
Wisconsin, Michigan, NY, Oregon

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)

91 85 Three executions today! Ok, TN and Alabama? Two done. One left.

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM (enNUy)

I'd love to see President Trump perform them on live tv.

The liberal mental illness needs to be constantly fed.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)

92 Anybody ever seen Stacey Abrams and John Amos from Good Times together?

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (LHPAg)

93 Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13

==

I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base.

I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH)

94 Come to think of it, Krissy SoyFace Nolan movies are another one who I dont get people going ga ga for.

His movies are fuckshit of piss and vinegar for the most part

The only one I genuinely liked was Batman Begins, the rest are assmunchies

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (fapp/)

95 Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13

Lol!

The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.

Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu8)

96 ace: "is that really on? I've wanted to see that."

Skip it. I saw it as a kid. Loved it. But it hasn't aged well. Too much like a soap opera set. Kinda sucks, actually, despite an all star cast.

Substitute Earthquake or Juggernaut for your '70s catastrophe fare.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (oji8u)

97 Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13

Lol!

The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley credited with steering Illinois and its electoral votes to John F. Kennedy through "dirty tricks" and a suspicious 450,000-vote margin in Cook County. While Kennedy won the state by only 8,000 votes, rumors of "voting from the grave" and machine manipulation persist, though some accounts suggest fraud was limited to about 100,000 votes and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.
Posted by: Chicago

Texas and LBJ would like a word.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (YZ0Fo)

98 @36. Boston is not really a college town.

I never thought it was. It's a large city full of very liberal drunk Irish people. And they rule New England.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (UKrJG)

99 Never realized Chano was the bartender in The Towering Inferno.

Really start studded cast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

100 "To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix"

*fistbump*

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

101
*shoulder shimmy*
*milking the cow hand motions*

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (UjdFS)

102 Kalifornians hate Kalifornia...not for what it was, for what it is now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

We moved to Colorado in the ate 1990s. It was wonderful. Business was booming. Conservative gubmint. Hell, Ben Nighthorse Campbell ditched the Democrat party for the GOP.

But, slowly, then suddenly, the billionaire leftists landed in their fancy planes. Like Pat Stryker. And it all went to shit. Quickly.

We moved to Idaho, and love it; but I still get the same sensation that the locusts are not far behind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)

103 It's a large city full of very liberal drunk Irish people.

Don't worry, we're working to change that as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Mayor Wu and mass immigration at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (K9nu8)

104 @96

>> Too much like a soap opera set.

The soap opera aspect is what makes it good.

The 70's and early 80's were the zenith of the soap opera.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

105 Boston is not really a college town.

But it was a pretty rocking band

Posted by: Musical Moron at August 13, 2026 07:17 PM (K9nu8)

106 Huh: Scott Bessent says that George Soros, who he used to work for -- on the financial side, not the civilization-destroying foundation side -- tried to tank the markets after Trump's 2016 win, selling off everything to move the markets down. Bessent said he seized on that as a buying opportunity and made a fortune.

===

My Hero!

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)

107 Oh behave!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (wxsGM)

108 "Kamala Harris does not dispute her and smiles knowingly in agreement."

Benzodiazepine smiles.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 07:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

109 As usual, The [original] Matrix was outstanding. Visual effects were deep and innovative and the concept was inspired. The rest were formulaic redundancy with great eye candy but no longer "new". Like every sequel or franchise - but for The Godfather - they collapse pretty quickly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:19 PM (oji8u)

110 You press a button labeled, You feeling lucky, Punk?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)
=====

Well, do ya, punk?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:20 PM (JvZF+)

111 @110

>>Well, do ya, punk?

** Did he fire six shots or five???

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

112 He's the quintessential American dream (boat). An Ivy League graduate, a Rhodes Scholar, plays lacrosse, and he's extremely well-spoken. An epidemiologist? It's time for dumb-dumbs to go bye-bye.

He and Mamdani are FIIIIINE.

I can’t believe some gay men are so islamophobic they’d rather a Republican win 🥲

==

Reddit is gayer than... a RuPaul rave !

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (g47mK)

113 Colonizers do not belong on that land whether they are British or Israeli.

Remember, Hamas' plans for after their victory (which the Israelis captured) were to kill and deport the entire Jewish population of Israel, with the exception of a few Israelis with very high-value skills, which Hamas intended to keep as slaves for the benefit of the "Palestinian" economy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM (aD4fx)

114 Fox News poll:

Rogers 51%
El-Sayed 47%

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (CNl8/)

115 93 Calif is the poster child of a crooked one party system, which created Voter Fraud and fake elections.
Posted by: Romeo13

==

I wish I could believe that, but I don't think it's all some dark conspiracy. CA's big problem is their voter base.

I dont doubt real fraud occurs, but its not some closet conservative state.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 07:12 PM (eIzlH)

It's also not a supermajority dem/socialist/commie either, like the state legislature is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (l3cgK)

116 Thomas Bender: "The soap opera aspect is what makes it good."

Could it be considered kitsch? 'Cause that's my interpretation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:23 PM (oji8u)

117 OK Hispanic guy killed his wife. 23 years on DR. Executed today. TN white guy killed woman. 41 effing years on DR. Executed today. AL black guy raped and murdered 5 year old girl. 5 years on DR. To be executed today.

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (enNUy)

118 McQueen is on the scene!!!

I repeat, McQueen. is. on. the. scene.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

119 19thnews.org:

The WNBA ‘felt like a lifeline’ for LGBTQ+ fans. Anti-trans attacks are testing that refuge.
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham’s remarks opposing transgender athletes in women’s sports injected political debate into a league with no openly trans women players.

...Vázquez, who is Black and queer, saw themself reflected in both the WNBA and its fanbase as they attended more games in person. “It felt like a lifeline to queer community at a time when I felt really disconnected from it,” they said. “It was really important to me that I would see intergenerational queer communities, like queer families and older lesbians, and it just felt so special to me in a way that I hadn’t seen in other sports.”

Jen Barnes, founder and CEO of Rough & Tumble, one of the nation’s first women’s sports bars, said Freedom’s and White’s declarations for the draft were “absurd” and misogynistic.

Hultquist, who works for an international LGBTQ+ nonprofit in the Seattle area, said “A very small number of people — probably not actually even fans of the league — are trying to use this opportunity and this issue to divide fans and divide players,”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (K9nu8)

120 and that Kennedy's strong support among Black voters reduced the need for widespread theft.

Posted by: Chicago at August 13, 2026 07:13 PM (K9nu

Because in 1960, the dems were real friends of blacks, like LBJ and Robert Byrd...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (l3cgK)

121 Towering Inferno was made to give all those washed up stars one last paycheck.

Cashing in on the disaster craze. Poseidon Adventure, et al.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (JvZF+)

122 Fox polling is batshit crazy!

"Senate Elections According To Fox News Polls

GOP Pick up
🔴 Michigan

Dem Pick Up:
🔵 Texas
🔵 Ohio
🔵 Iowa
🔵 Maine
🔵 North Carolina"

Texas is going blue y'all !

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK)

123 She's nuts.

Alpha News
@AlphaNews
·
1h
WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures

"So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?"

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)

124 Fox polling was always batshit, but TX going to Talarico takes the cake.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK)

125 She's nuts.

Alpha News
@AlphaNews
·
1h
WATCH: Minnesota Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Peggy Flanagan refuses to support a minimum age requirement for sex change procedures

"So you support the law as is, no limit. So if a 10-year-old wanted it you would be okay with that?"
Posted by: beckster at August

But she's an injun and uses all of the animal.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

126 "Indiana Fever guard's remarks opposing transgender athletes in women's sports injected political debate..."

Really? Is that what happened? Sophie Cunningham injected the political debate?

It's fun living in parallel worlds and watching the funhouse through the safe side of the glass.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (oji8u)

127 The 1960 presidential election is the most famous instance where Chicago corruption allegedly helped elect a U.S. president, with Mayor Richard J. Daley

It is rumored that the reason why Chicago has the 606-- zip codes (which are out of sequence) is because Kennedy and Daley met at the 606 strip club in Chicago to finalize their plans to steal Illinois' electoral votes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 07:28 PM (aD4fx)

128 124 Fox polling was always batshit, but TX going to Talarico takes the cake.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:26 PM (g47mK)

I occasionally get his EweToob ads while watching videos...I fast-forward through them.
A real man who would represent the value of Texas... /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)

129 Mr. Musk doesn't have to buy the whole country. All he needs to do is put every member of Parliament on the payroll.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 07:29 PM (rj6Yv)

130 122 Texas is going blue y'all !
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:25 PM (g47mK)

Talafreako has a new ad out with him and his Pawpaw drinking iced tea on a front porch, in mason jars no less, essentially saying vote for me cuz I love my neighbor. He forgets to mention the neighbors’ kids.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (SjAWL)

131 @121

>>Towering Inferno was made to give all those washed up stars one last paycheck.

Of the 11 top billed stars only 3 can be said to be at the end of their career.

The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)

132 The whole world is crazy but me and thee, and sometimes I wonder about thee ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Old Quaker Critic . . . at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (3ZUWJ)

133 In that video you can really feel Gavin Newsom's gravitas and magnetism and charisma.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM


But is he stentorious?

Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

134 62 When was the last time they made a good movie? To be honest, I never really gave a shit about The Matrix and I don't understand why people are so ga-ga for it. But fine, I'll count that. What since? The sequels were trash.

I liked the first Matrix because the special effects were groundbreaking at the time. "Bullet time" was new in that film and made me wow. And I'm a sucker for power fantasy/chosen one plots.

But yeah. The sequels were mostly bad with a few bright spots, like Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8Y4BB)
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Maybe the special effects are why Star Wars, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Avatar were such big hits. How many of them would have been a footnote on MST3K without those features? And without the nostalgia filter, how would more modern audiences rate them?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B)

135 133 In that video you can really feel Gavin Newsom's gravitas and magnetism and charisma.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:09 PM

But is he stentorious?

Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at August 13, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

He's an oleaginous viper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (l3cgK)

136 "They want to understand what authoritarianism can look like in the US, I say look south"

Look away
Dixieland

Posted by: GM at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi)

137 Maybe the special effects are why Star Wars, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Avatar were such big hits. How many of them would have been a footnote on MST3K without those features? And without the nostalgia filter, how would more modern audiences rate them?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 13, 2026 07:34 PM (4h45B)

Originally Luke Skywalker was supposed to be named Luke Starkiller...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:35 PM (l3cgK)

138 I am now the biggest fan of AI just because of the Austin Musk video.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (KC5Lt)

139 Originally Luke Skywalker was supposed to be named Luke Starkiller...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

There is a very rare LEGO minifigure of Luke Starkiller

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

140 ** Did he fire six shots or five???
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM


While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

141 Of the 11 top billed stars only 3 can be said to be at the end of their career.

The rest were either at the height of their careers or very active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)
=====
Don't make me stop this car.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 07:38 PM (JvZF+)

142 140 ** Did he fire six shots or five???
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:22 PM

While this is an important question, an even more important one is "Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

Does shooting punks in the wild count as range time?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK)

143 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

144 Report: Kari Lake, Scott Jennings and Spencer Pratt are possible contenders who could replace White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

-
Jennings is doing well where he is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (ndZc7)

145 Duncanthrax: "While this is an important question, an even more important one is 'Did he focus on fundamentals, or was he wasting ammo and range time?'"


Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking for The Gun Thread. This is Argument. Stupid git!

Posted by: Mr. Barnard at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (oji8u)

146 Nate Diver has moved the TX Senate race from toss up to leans Dem based on the fact that Paxton hasn't won a poll in 6 weeks
Betting sites still favor Paxton

Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (CW7qp)

147 Which is why it's 'starkiller base', in the 'definitely didn't happen' movies, yes.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)

148 Not a popular opinion, but I never got the endless fascination with Star Wars that has been going on for 50 years. As a story it's maybe not quite as good as "Them!" or "The Deadly Mantis". Nostalgia if you watched it as a kid, sure.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (3/XaG)

149 I thought The Matrix was very good. It was one of those movies where you watch it and say I’ve never seen anything like it. The two sequels were ok. They tried hard, but I couldn’t shake the idea that the Wachowskis were charged with making sequels, and they had no idea where to go with it. Fascinating characters just showed up and then vanished with no reason or explanation.

Posted by: Advo at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (jO4mz)

150 The only downside to not having a Wachowski-made tranny film?

The Critical Drinker review would be epic.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 07:51 PM (nHXB4)

151 What Bessett isn’t suppose to make money when he sees a good thing? Wish I’d have invested then

Now excusing working for Soros when Soros was hell bent on destroying the West, that’s a horse of a different color

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (nGraA)

152 But is he stentorious?
Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones


No, just bilious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (diia5)

153 66
The First Matrix movie was good

I beg to disagree. It was metaphysical blather that served to glue together boring "action" interludes.
Not Morbius, but Morbidus ought to have been the rebellion's leader's name.

And the humans as batteries... utter hogwash.

No, I do not like it. It is Prometheus level crap.

Our kids said, "You gotta watch this!" Afterward I asked, "Why?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2026 07:06 PM (s9VOe)


Seconded.

Posted by: goozer at August 13, 2026 08:33 PM (eTh1u)

154 I have seen some polls out of Ohio (If they are actually real and not slewed) with the clown Sherrod Brown leading in the Senate race.

Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 08:43 PM (y7IOQ)

155 In a replay of the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, the NKVD emptied Polish prisons of genuine criminals, urged them to rob the rich, and then filled the prisons with bourgeois victims stubborn enough to resist their own expropriation. Peasants were urged to kill their landlords, employees their employers.

Stalin's War, Sean McMeekin

Posted by: JohnW at August 14, 2026 08:31 AM (2jGim)

Peak Cultural Enrichment: Muslim-Dominated City Council of Hamtramck, Michigan, Votes to Permit Animal Sacrifice in People's Backyards, Over Objections of Non-Muslim Minority

Of course. Of course.

Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city

After months of debate, the city council has voted to allow the practice of animal sacrifice, for religious purposes, in Hamtramck.

The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.

This is the media, so they're lying to you (of course). The case they're talking about is the Santaria animal sacrifice case.

The court did not find that people had a right to sacrifice animals. It found only that a law specifically passed to block a religious minority (Santaria) from sacrificing animals was a violation of the right to free exercise of religion.

In other words, it is perfectly legal to generally ban animal sacrifice, or the slaughter of animals outside of a slaughterhouse and apply that law to religious minorities. The Supreme Court only said you cannot ban something specifically to thwart the practice of a religion.

Presumably, slaughtering animals is already illegal in Michigan (except in licensed slaughterhouses) or else they wouldn't have had to pass an ordnance permitting it.

So they're lying to you, as usual, giving it the "what's the big deal, the Supreme Court decided this in 1993 already" treatment.

But it's a lie. And either these "expert journalists" can't be bothered to look up a major Supreme Court case, or did look it up, and chose to consciously lie to readers to convince them this is No Big Deal.


The act of animal sacrifice is often practiced among Muslims during Eid.

"Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty," a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting.

"Really ridiculous catastrophic resolution," another one said. "If it's not passed then we are ready to take it to courts for religious rights because it is constitution."

English speaker fluency level: Beyond native.

In fact, there's already work-around for Muslims: They can just pay a butcher to slaughter an animal at the bucher-shop.

But they're whining that that's not good enough.

They want the Caliphate to exist here in America:


Many Muslims pay a butcher to perform the religious sacrifice but for some families, it's just not practical.

"A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.


The rule of Allah-mandated colonization only goes in one direction, naturally:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




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1 LOL!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (W4Mfe)

3 There's some I'd like to sacrifice

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (Ydd86)

4 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (cpFbA)

5 Well, that'll really cut down on all those "found" pets postings on Nextdoor, won't it. /spits

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (UixuB)

6 Colonizers assemble!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)

7 There went the separation of church and state. And I don't mean Henry VIII.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (wxsGM)

8 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.


I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)

9 I hope the UAW type, working class voter in MI understands what's on the line here. Do they want to lose their country over ancient political party tribalism?

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (eIzlH)

10 They're eating the pets!

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (MWfyi)

11 Checks notes: call to prayer, hijabs, burquas, halal foos regulations, blasphemy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (wxsGM)

12 I don't know of any place that allows you to raise chickens that also makes it illegal to wring their necks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)

13 "Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty," a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting.
-----

He followed up by asserting "The fastest way to clean this city up would be by deporting every last one of these Islamonazis."

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (TN0g+)

14 Well the Michigan AG (while a POS) is a Jew that is afraid to go to her own party's convention. So I'm sure she'll swoop in real quick and nix this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

15 There went the separation of church and state. And I don't mean Henry VIII.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

There is no separation of mosque and state you racist.

Posted by: Idiot Leftists Standing in Line Waiting to be Beheaded at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (bPFJP)

16 Attention United States Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation Civil Rights Division. Beuller? Beuller?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)

17 Time to call these low IQ deadbeats what they are. Colonists. There's a global campaign afoot, and our country is likely western civilization's last holdout.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (DQcsn)

18 Muzzies are dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people.

And yet, we let them come here.

So this is what you get when you let dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people into your country.

Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (e2lsi)

19 How do they get around the health dept restrictions? Muzzies don't use every part of the animal.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (skcH5)

20
Hey, theie grilling meat just like we infidels do..

Sorry if it is your pet.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (/QHx4)

21 I bet this place has a dense population of Petting Zoos.

Heavy. Petting. Zoos.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (pLPqp)

22 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.


I guess I am going to adopt the "don't do it where I can see it" attitude.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 05:45 PM (cpFbA)


That was Old Testament.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (/HDaX)

23 12 I don't know of any place that allows you to raise chickens that also makes it illegal to wring their necks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)

And, yet, they don't refer to it as an "animal sacrifice."

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2026 05:49 PM (UixuB)

24 I'd like to thank Ace for my inaugural racist accusation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (wxsGM)

25
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out

And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck
Run 'em wild in the streets of Hamtramck

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (pMmVV)

26 I had no idea Santeria was so big in Hamtramck. Those voodoo queens get around.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (2Xqig)

27 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

In the Old Testament, yes. The New Testament contained the only sacrifice that mattered.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:50 PM (bPFJP)

28 They need those old fashioned hairy boar hogs with tusks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (pMmVV)

29 Michigan, like the WNBA, is unable to fight for its very existence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (xcxpd)

30 Muzzies are dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people.
Posted by: Failure To Communicate at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM


The penguins of the hominids?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (0sNs1)

31 "A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.
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I've got a safe space for you, hoss: Baghdad. Fuck off.

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (oqH4h)

32 Leading a tethered goat to an open garage while it's bleating, hanging it and then slicing it's neck to bleed it out, all while neighborhood children watch in horror has been happening for years. I posted an article on aos from Fargo,ND 10 yrs ago.

Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM (F3Dlr)

33 The Paris of the Midwest knows what it’s doing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (KGj36)

34 For I desire mercy, not sacrifice, and acknowledgment of God rather than burnt offerings.

Posted by: Hosea 6:6 at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)

35
Howdy neighbor, whatcha grilling?

You bastard, that is one my Spots legs. He's been missing for a few days.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)

36 But throw one firecracker at a Canada Goose and the feds are all over you like stink on Poughkeepsie.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (bX16E)

37 >>>Presumably, slaughtering animals is already illegal in Michigan (except in licensed slaughterhouses) or else they wouldn't have had to pass an ordnance permitting it.

No, that can't be right. I know that Michigan allows hunting, so killing animals is allowed.

Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?

I haven't read the old decision, but it seams like it would be impossible to pass a ban that complies.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (8mulE)

38 By the way, anyone who opposes this is an animal...

Posted by: Hamtramck Sharia Council at August 13, 2026 05:52 PM (Jl/ju)

39 I wonder when a new sport of pouring pigs blood across large swarths of property will become a thing?

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+)

40 12 I don't know of any place that allows you to raise chickens that also makes it illegal to wring their necks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)
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Yeah but wringing a chicken's neck probably doesn't involve ululating and screaming to your false god while torturing an animal to death with a big knife to please your false god.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

41 England already lets Muslims slaughter human beings on the street. Why not let them slaughter animals as well? Makes logical sense.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)

42 re 32 - it was Bismarck, not Fargo. Story with photo is still available.

Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (F3Dlr)

43 Plenty of hunters in that area I reckon. Maybe a few should field dress a wild hog in their garage with door up.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (bPFJP)

44 They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats

https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA

Posted by: Welcome to Springfield at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)

45 Today was the first day in almost 2 weeks where the smoke was light enough that I could get a mt bike ride in.

Hopefully this break sticks around for another few days.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (pLPqp)

46 When you begin with the analysis that everything they say is a lie to consolidate power, the situation becomes much clearer and more urgent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (JvZF+)

47 Leading a tethered goat to an open garage while it's bleating, hanging it and then slicing it's neck to bleed it out, all while neighborhood children watch in horror has been happening for years. I posted an article on aos from Fargo,ND 10 yrs ago.
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Yup. That's what this is about. Slaughtering goats in Suburbia. Former Suburbia, I guess.

I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)

48 Hey CNN bint. Not your land either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (JvZF+)

49 they should all be arrested and charged for animal cruelty and then kicked out of the country.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)

50 Is this purporting to supersede state law?

Posted by: Lurkyloo at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (PZ7h8)

51 >>I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.


They can get fucked. It's either eat those tenderloins or let them go to waste.

Now...dumping carcasses and offal in the campground, that is a negative.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2026 05:57 PM (pLPqp)

52 I noticed some National Forests prohibit Deer in the campgrounds now. No game processing. I'd tell 'em to get bent.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (t9gtU)


Won't work in a National Forest. I don't think Michigan has juris-mah-diction.
But in a State Park...

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (88C+u)

53 First it was Antelope, Oregon, then it was Hamtramck Michigan. What's next -- Oneida, New York?

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)

54 It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.

Posted by: Change my mind at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (2Ez/1)

55 Leading a tethered goat to an open garage while it's bleating, hanging it and then slicing it's neck to bleed it out, all while neighborhood children watch in horror has been happening for years. I posted an article on aos from Fargo,ND 10 yrs ago.
Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 05:51 PM


Is the problem that the goat wasn't boltgunned before the exsanguination? Or just doing it in front of everyone?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:58 PM (4NO2D)

56 We are right on schedule for human sacrifice. The Left are retardedly predictable.

And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)

57 Part of our problems that we overlook how much of the M. E. was actually taken over my muslims. It was war and jihad, but mostly it was demographic, especially in the mountainous regions. This was a very slow process taking centuries, but some valleys had muslims, and some Christians or other groups.

They specifically rely on demographic dominance to overwhelm the region before war, and even between wars they try to insert their kind into, or near, Christian villages or valleys and then out breed them so they will have an advantage when the war comes.

What we are seeing in USA is not a new response to new political conditions, it is their same old practice that they have used for centuries, and I am sure they are teaching this in mosques here and at the source countries to encourage people to migrate.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (vyxPb)

58 >>>No, that can't be right. I know that Michigan allows hunting, so killing animals is allowed.

Animal sacrifice is always tied to religion, even if it is satanic worship or something. At least as far as I know. What other situation would there be an animal sacrifice? Who would the animal be sacrificed to?
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They didn't pass the ordinance to codify it
They passed it to rub your nose in it
_one more step

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pMmVV)

59 I can't wait for Trump to address this, so that the liberals can all go batshit crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (0Htd1)

60 49 they should all be arrested and charged for animal cruelty and then kicked out of the country.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 05:56 PM (g47mK)

And that is a way that would pass SCOTUS scrutiny. Not a ban on animal sacrifice, which would always have a religious component, but on animal cruelty.

Animal cruelty is something that does not hinge on religious beliefs and so can be banned for all.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (8mulE)

61 If I understand it correctly, the "sacrifice" for Eid is to share livestock meat with family, friends, and the poor. Why even bother calling that "sacrifice"? Just say you're butchering a chicken or something.

So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.

No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage

If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.

Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack

> No, but boy did that goat Smack

This.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (K9nu8)

62 Jews no longer sacrifice animals as an offering to God as part of worship. They do it other ways such as prayer, good deeds, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (pOTTH)

63 Wasn't this the plot of "Devil's Advocate"?

Posted by: Bunsen Honeydew at August 13, 2026 06:00 PM (KqauX)

64 And our demise continues. What activities are against sharia law in a community center???


Jonathan Choe
@choeshow
·
6h
NEW: Seattle taxpayers are helping build a “Sharia-compliant” community center.
The city is also paying for “transgender refugees.”
Now you know why Seattle is facing a budget shortfall of nearly $500 million.

Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
·
7h
🚨YOUR TAX DOLLARS:

Seattle gave $575,000 to help build a 12,000-square-foot community center the CITY itself described as “SHARIA-COMPLIANT.”

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (kX27y)

65 Hamtramck used to be a nice community of Polish Americans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2026 06:01 PM (0Htd1)

66 I like nothing about Islam, but I've been to Greek Easter were a sheep was slaughtered. Damn good food

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 06:02 PM (xCuiu)

67
From: if you don't buy this magazine we'll shoot this dog

To: we'll shoot this dog

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)

68 I'm also seeing "No Game Retrieval" signs in some NF areas. The internet is a bit ambiguous on what this means, I can't figure it out.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (t9gtU)

69 Do the Musselmen do a burnt offering? Or just a wave offering thing?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)

70 Then once in a village, they "claim" the land with their towers and insane rantings 5 times a day. That is not a call to prayer, it is an assertion of dominance.

They also push - constantly push - their laws onto the land they control.

Does anyone doubt that those ragheads on their slave mats 5 times a day bowing to their masters, who insist on doing it near churches, in the street, at work, in airplanes, etc. Does anyone doubt that they were taught to do this as a form of intimidation and dominance?

This is all just blatant conquest.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vyxPb)

71 We are right on schedule for human sacrifice. The Left are retardedly predictable.

And the lying anti-meat environuts will say *nothing* or just make a token objection. I don't see any cans of red paint being thrown at muslims do you?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:59 PM (/TWzC)

We already have it in 10 states with abortion at birth.

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)

72 If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.
------------

Course not. And even if they did it would be GOOD

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)

73
We will be the burnt offerings if we don't the aholes out of our country.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (/QHx4)

74 We already have it in 10 states with abortion at birth.

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (LX4y3)

I mean worse. The Left do not stop until they are.....

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vE0+H)

75 Is the problem that the goat wasn't boltgunned before the exsanguination? Or just doing it in front of everyone?
Posted by: toby928(c

The problem was it happened at an apartment complex that had a row of parking garages. Children were playing while this large animal was dragged/hanged at the opening of the garage.
Children tend to be protected from the reality that animals are killed for humans to eat. It is terrorizing to allow the slaughter to be done in public. imo

Posted by: old chick at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (F3Dlr)

76 54 It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind


The Left loves its concept known as "Orientalism" -- the notion that westerners like to fetishize and "exoticize" the east (including the Middle East) and apply western standards to it, because we simply can't understand it with our limited western worldview.

But that's exactly what happened when the West encountered the thing called "Islam." Because we int he West had no word nor any concept to characterize the all-encompassing philosophy/lifestyle/military doctrine/economic system/social conformism/personal control of Islam, we just shrugged and called it a "religion," even though the followers of Islam itself did not think of it as a "religion," but simply "the only allowed way of existing."

That Western "orientalist" mischaracterization of Islam as a religion persists to this day.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Av6i5)

77 Mooselimb sacrifice involves livestock not cats or dogs. I do not know what Santeria sacrifices.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

78 If the Third Temple is ever built, there will be ritual animal sacrifice.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM (qFwJc)

79 Mooselimb sacrifice involves livestock not cats or dogs. I do not know what Santeria sacrifices.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

And gays only want to visit each other in the hospital...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (kLycv)

80 If the Third Temple is ever built, there will be ritual animal sacrifice.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 06:06 PM


*shifty eyes*

Marooo?

Posted by: The Red Heifer at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (4NO2D)

81 77 Mooselimb sacrifice involves livestock not cats or dogs. I do not know what Santeria sacrifices.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball

Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (K9nu8)

82 Islamic Animal sacrifices: Thanksgiving 2.0.

What's next? Call to prayer loudspeakers, Muslim only housing developments governed by Sharia Law, or/and Muslim only foot washing stations in airports to name a few starter cultural takeovers.

Time to fire up the reconquesta.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (JUTN6)

83 The goat is probably relieved for its suffering as a sex-slave to end, and welcomes death.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Av6i5)

84 Are we going to talk about what didn't happen yesterday??? In Texas you can now buy a SBR or suppressor with a regular background check. No more tax stamp or form 4. There are a couple of small details but if I go to the Silencer Shop I can walk out with a suppressor the same day. I didn't try it because I don't have the loose change right now.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM (VCgbV)

85 Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city"


What the actual fuck ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

86 Are we going to talk about what didn't happen yesterday??? In Texas you can now buy a SBR or suppressor with a regular background check. No more tax stamp or form 4. There are a couple of small details but if I go to the Silencer Shop I can walk out with a suppressor the same day. I didn't try it because I don't have the loose change right now.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:08 PM


IF your FFL is willing to do in on just a 4473. Silencer Shop literally won the case so they are willing but others aren't going to risk their licenses until things are clearer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)

87 Not sure how I fell about this. There are tons of stories in the bible about God requiring a sacrifice or people sacrificing an animal to gain God's favor.

And the Cross ended animal sacrifice. And 70AD made sure that there wasn't a Temple to do animal sacrifice unless God's Message wasn't clear.

If the Muslim savages feel a need for animal sacrifice, they have their own region of the world to do that in. Slaughter away and deal with God's Wrath from thousands of miles away.

This isn't about animal sacrifice. Its about colonization and conquering.

The depressing part is that the former United States no longer has the ability to slay its dragons, but instead wants to mate with the dragons.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (U4c/V)

88 Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 06:10 PM (2WIwB)

89 Santeria- The religion focuses on building reciprocal relationships with orishas (spirits who serve as intermediaries and guide devotees in daily life) through divination, initiation, mediumship, and animal sacrifice (intended for food and spiritual energy, not malice).

Sacrificing animals for spiritual energy seems pretty malicious to me (and probably the animal).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (K9nu8)

90 So they want to slaughter animals in their backyard or basement and even further enshitify what is almost certainly an already enshitified town?

Meh. If Muslims want to wallow in offal and rats then have at it. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

I feel bad for the animals but meh.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (yTXpW)

91 From the Star Tribune, Rochelle Olson, Trump Hater. MN is toast - who cares about the fraud when you've got Trump to deal with:
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On primary night, Flanagan showed a promising pivot toward the fall campaign, all but calling Tafoya “MAGA Michele” from the First Avenue stage.
It was pitch perfect.

Minnesota’s fraud is a stain that requires systemic correction. But the scope and reach of Trump’s self-enrichment and ransacking of the federal government continue to obliterate on a daily basis anything that has happened here.

If elected, I’d expect Tafoya to support most of Trump’s actions just as the Republicans in the state’s congressional delegation have done. Unless Tafoya, and Demuth as well, acknowledge and call out Trump’s historic grift, they should get no traction with voters.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (kX27y)

92 The law requires notification.

That will be ignored by and for Muslims.

The law requires it be clean and humane.

That will be ignored by and for Muslims but used to prohibit Santeria and other religions and pseudo-religions like putative Satanists.

Ultimately, it is a license for Muslims only.

Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (7jMef)

93
Since Ace posted this thread i am getting ads for free puppies up for "adoption."

Hmmmmm

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (/QHx4)

94 I just pulled up the picture of their current city council: 7 of the 9 should be deported.

That's how you end up with these wastelands--7 of the 9 have nothing to offer but their intention to ruin our country by changing it to resemble the hellholes they came from.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 06:12 PM (TN0g+)

95 Next will be child marriage added to the list

Actually probably already doing that

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

96 95 Next will be child marriage added to the list

Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
——

[very scared look on face]

— Goats

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:14 PM (yTXpW)

97 That's how you end up with these wastelands--7 of the 9 have nothing to offer but their intention to ruin our country by changing it to resemble the hellholes they came from.

Posted by: Crusader
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If they want to practice 'ol' time religion' two can play that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 06:15 PM (pMmVV)

98
It's "catastrophic" if they can't slaughter a lamb in their back yard?

How have they been surviving until now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)

99 The parade of weirdos the Democrats continue to put in front of the normies seems to be endless.

At what point do they conclude that this is who the Democrats are.

Wait until they see Marxist p3do Scott Weinstein or Maoist CCP shill Connie Chan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)

100 Weiner not Weinstein (damn autocorrect)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:16 PM (JvZF+)

101 If I understand it correctly, the "sacrifice" for Eid is to share livestock meat with family, friends, and the poor. Why even bother calling that "sacrifice"? Just say you're butchering a chicken or something.

So they're just slaughtering animals for food? Same as everyone else on the planet? But they're brown, so let the bigotry, racism, and ignorance flow from there.

No one cares about Larry sharing the deer he processes in his garage, but God forbid Amir slaughters a goat all under the supervision of religious leader (in most cases, you know "halal") in his garage

If you've had Kosher or Halal food then you have had "animal-sacrificed" food. It's not like they're doing some ritual of burning an animal alive for the sake of killing an animal.

Spent 15 months in Iraq and broke bread with community leaders and religious leaders. You think they had the cleanest work stations in there run down facilities? No, but boy did that goat Smack

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Great guys. Now justify honor killings and female genital mutilation while you're at it.


Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (bPFJP)

102 96 95 Next will be child marriage added to the list
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
——

[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu8)

103 No, but boy did that goat Smack

Must have been internally basted with Arab semen.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (xE0sV)

104 Isn’t the Passover Lamb a ritual sacrifice?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

105 Jews and Christians are civilized.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (vE0+H)

106 What's the problem with sacrificing a goat from two blocks over?

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)

107 Pssssst,....Hey PETA.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

108 Isn’t the Passover Lamb a ritual sacrifice?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.

Not a sacrifice per se

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)

109 IF your FFL is willing to do in on just a 4473. Silencer Shop literally won the case so they are willing but others aren't going to risk their licenses until things are clearer.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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there are still some gray areas. You can buy a short barrel for a rifle but you can't put it on without approval, not sure if that has changed. But I can go to some shops and buy a complete SBR now. Texas is on the books not to prosecute possession of a silencer or SBR in Texas but who knows about local government entities. I have only glanced at the ruling so not sure about all the details. I have a friend who was involved in this case that I will see next week. I will get clarification then.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:24 PM (9AdGW)

110 My religion compels me to cut infidel heads off!!

Posted by: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (g47mK)

111 If I saw that, I’m afraid I would be taking the law into my own hands and it wouldn’t be pretty.

In the pass on that left-wing crazy neighborhood blog, which I knew nothing about that someone put up there about some ritual chicken sacrifice in the park by a religious group I went nuts and I said absolutely not. This is America. We don’t do that you do that in your country and I got actually kicked off the site For that.

Probably being run by a left-wing woman or a Muslim. I don’t know but we can not allow this to happen in our country. We do not kill these animals cruelly it’s bad enough we kill them. We are not gonna put them out there and kill them cruelly. Can you imagine None of these people probably know anything about how to sacrifice this animal and a way that it is not cruel this is gotta stop. This is gotta stop and the only ones that I can do it is us

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 06:25 PM (nGraA)

112 Praise Allah for these people in Michiganastan.......

Let's sacrifice the neighbor's cat and dog for a BBQ later the afternoon ..........

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (y7IOQ)

113 Every time I hear Santaria I think of the Baron Samedi guy Geoffrrey whatever big black due who laughs like shaitan hisself in the James Bond flick Live and Let Die.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)

114
I'm on the side of locals who say "We don't do things this way," but I don't think a ban is defensible in court.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 06:28 PM (XJ22o)

115 I see on X that the USDA is supposedly creating networks between halal providers and schools in order to provide halal meals to children. If true, why are we doing this? Better if the tortuous death of the animal that is required in order for the food to be halal is banned instead.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)

116 I've argued a archery-killed deer should be kosher, if all other rules re: it's preparation, are intact.
Kosher animals still must be bled, no?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (q6tQZ)

117 I don't like goat, I don't like m00hamedans

I would prefer to leave them alone however they want conquest. I don't want to be conquered.

Heads on sticks? so be it

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 13, 2026 06:30 PM (jrgJz)

118 Isn’t the Passover Lamb a ritual sacrifice?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The paschal lamb was slaughtered so that it's blood could be smeared on the doorposts, that the Angel of Death would pass over the homes of the Hebrews on the night of the final plague.

Not a sacrifice per se
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 06:23 PM (JvZF+)
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I think a closer example is Kapparot. Also not a sacrifice, but it’s ritual slaughter of an animal. But … the same people praising Muslim animal sacrifice are taking to the streets with pitchforks every Yom Kippur screaming about the savagery of Orthodox Jews killing some chickens.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (yTXpW)

119 I hate that we have to bend over for people that came into the country yesterday. When did that start?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (Dv3i1)

120 Slicing an animal's throat isn't tortuous.
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:31 PM (q6tQZ)

121 115 I see on X that the USDA is supposedly creating networks between halal providers and schools in order to provide halal meals to children. If true, why are we doing this? Better if the tortuous death of the animal that is required in order for the food to be halal is banned instead.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
These steps have to be taken for musloms to take over Says so in the book.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (LHPAg)

122 I won't shop at halal shops or go to restaurants that advertise as such.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2026 06:32 PM (9AdGW)

123 120 Slicing an animal's throat isn't tortuous.
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY

I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)

124 Hamtramck City Council votes to allow animal sacrifice for religious purposes in the city"

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"For religious purposes" will balloon into clitorectomies, child brides, killing of infidels. Why not? All of those are also done all in the name of religious purposes, correct?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)

125 120 Slicing an animal's throat isn't tortuous.
It's barbaric, but not tortuous.
Posted by: MkY

I've seen several videos of human prisoners of various military and terrorist groups have their throats slit. The absolute panic and fear in their eyes certainly led me to believe it was tortuous. An animal won't have the fear of anticipation, but once the cutting starts, they're not going to be thrilled.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (K9nu8)

126
Lady,

Correct.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:34 PM (/QHx4)

127 Carlos Santaria played pretty well.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (Gqar8)

128 "For religious purposes" will balloon into clitorectomies, child brides, killing of infidels. Why not? All of those are also done all in the name of religious purposes, correct?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)
This gal knows the drill.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (LHPAg)

129 Yeah, and in a year there will be an outbreak of bubonic plague in Ham-Tram. Way to go.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 06:35 PM (diia5)

130 While I am personally hitting the white wine (whine) after 4 days, all day, of alternating grandkids...it seems the heat of the dog days of August has infected people worldwide at an alarming rate.

I love my grandkids. The baby is easy (well, not yesterday as she wanted to be held vs playing). The 5yr old girl tested what is left of my patience today but I held on to my sanity. Grandson was fine and 8yrs.

Fine until parents arrived to change clothes to meet their new teachers (private school, in uniforms).

I asked the grandson nicely to "please go away" as he was messing with the baby I was quickly feeding a bottle. He then announced that I had been "mean" all day. I wanted to say, "Boy, you don't know what mean is" but did not. Later asked for an example and he grinned and said, "many examples." I told him this was baloney. Yes I was not my sizzling self as I am tired, but I was not mean to anyone. GAH

I could easily have some jihad right now if an eeslam or trans or Jehovah Witless knocked on the door. I am done with humans.

Like fish or visitors apparently my limit is 4 days, solid, of my beloveds vs my sloth serenity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

131 I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)

132 102 96 95 Next will be child marriage added to the list
Actually probably already doing that
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
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[very scared look on face]
— Goats
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (K9nu
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And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (kX27y)

133 Minnesota’s fraud is a stain that requires systemic correction. But the scope and reach of Trump’s self-enrichment and ransacking of the federal government continue to obliterate on a daily basis anything that has happened here.

So lowering your taxes, deporting criminals, ending multiple wars, shrinking government, reducing fraud, restoring trust in the institutions (as far as what can possibly be salvaged), reducing inflation, restoring energy independence, removing crippling regulation, fast-tracking the development of new grid scale energy sources, de-weaponizing the federal agencies, while not taking a single dollar of payment from the taxpayers (e.g. donating his entire salary to charity) is "self-enrichment" and "ransacking".

Typical Leftist. Instead of accepting any responsibility for your own failed policies, wholesale looting of the treasury, fighting for foreign invaders to continue to slaughter and rape - just make up lies about Trump. This isn't even DARVO because they don't bother with even Denial just jump straight to Attack.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)

134 I don't practice Santeria

But I'd pop a cap in Sancho

Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)

135 They're eating the cats!
They're eating the dogs!
I shite you not.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (sLoM2)

136 Looks like democracy to me, suckers.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (wxsGM)

137 Typical Leftist. Instead of accepting any responsibility for your own failed policies, wholesale looting of the treasury, fighting for foreign invaders to continue to slaughter and rape - just make up lies about Trump. This isn't even DARVO because they don't bother with even Denial just jump straight to Attack.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/TiS1)
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Yup and that's true for pretty much all of MPLS and the Duluth area.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (kX27y)

138

beckster,

They do what they what they want. Our laws don't apply to them.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (/QHx4)

139 >>>The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.

Smoked pulled pork is a religion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (6Niep)

140 I hate that we have to bend over for people that came into the country yesterday. When did that start?

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As soon as the scales in Washington tipped and they began actively seeking out the destruction of the USA, as long as their pockets are getting handsomely fat.

I've faced the fact that elected officials are all on the take, and they're all getting something substantial out of the importation of these animals. Our leaders could not be more corrupt. And it will be our ruination.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:39 PM (qBdHI)

141 no! Wait! Looks like democracy to me, racists.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (wxsGM)

142 131 I thought the animal had to be conscious while it's throat is cut and it bleeds out in order to be halal. If I'm wrong, I stand corrected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

No, you're right. I'm saying cutting a carotid with a sharp knife isn't the painful thing you think it is.
I've killed deer that didn't know they'd been killed.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:36 PM (q6tQZ)
As I'm reading that I'm remembering poor Irynia.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

143 The enemy is inside the gates, and they need to be purged before our next generation is slaughtered.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 06:40 PM (CYBB0)

144 Something something Replacement Theory, no, Program, something something.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar8)

145 Disgusting.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:41 PM (BN8mS)

146 I don't practice Santeria

But I'd pop a cap in Sancho
Posted by: Sublime at August 13, 2026 06:38 PM (x1Pr5)

And Mohammed.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (BN8mS)

147 Iryna Zarutska Day is on August 22nd.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

148 As I'm reading that I'm remembering poor Irynia.
Posted by: Eromero

She's a human, not an animal.
I've got a buddy who's brother bled out from a .22 wound in the femoral. Didn't think it was all that bad, cause it really didn't hurt.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (q6tQZ)

149 Growing up on a farm we butchered a lot of animals. Clean kills.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (Gqar8)

150 And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.

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I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

151 Funny how the filthy ass-backward 7th century savages will forever proclaim their greatness and supremacy, and unrelentingly take over the highly advanced and successful but irrationally self-loathing soft-handed west.

Posted by: Send them back at August 13, 2026 06:44 PM (x1Pr5)

152 Not defending it, guys, just saying it's not quite as bad as you think.
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:45 PM (q6tQZ)

153 And I bet they're already doing FGM on the sly.

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I'm sure it's happening inside homes secretly. Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recounting of her and her sister's clitorectomies and the ensuing healing process...at age 5. It is unspeakable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

And still won't stop them from getting raped by diseased goatfuckers. Not that there's any rational connection anyway but still.

Posted by: But WE'RE the misogynists at August 13, 2026 06:46 PM (x1Pr5)

154 but for some families, it's just not practical.
Israel had a solution for that: band together and do it as a community of families. Exodus 12:3-4.

Posted by: GWB at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)

155 I have no problem with the sacrificing of animals. I have a problem with musloms sacrificing animals in my country

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

156 152 Not defending it, guys, just saying it's not quite as bad as you think.
https://tinyurl.com/3j72633k
Posted by: MkY

Fair enough, for Kosher.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

157 Roll out the Barrel

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Gqar8)

158 I see stories from Yurp and Ol' Blighty and think, naw, never gonna happen here.

Well, it seems to be happening here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Thinking This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)

159 I have no problem with the sacrificing of animals. I have a problem with musloms sacrificing animals in my country
Posted by: Eromero

Bingo! That's the intentional affront. Like praying in front of City Hall.
Don't you pissants have back yards?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:51 PM (q6tQZ)

160 Who made me Italian?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)

161 Turn me back!

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ)

162 Ahem

Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)

163 147 Iryna Zarutska Day is on August 22nd.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar8)

164 163 147 Iryna Zarutska Day is on August 22nd.
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

Is her murderer still alive?? Wait, of course he is.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Gqar
So is Ashli Babbitt's murder al well. No justice No peace.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)

165 Ahem
Posted by: The Barrel

I felt dirty, greasy... felt like wearing chains around my neck, like eating canolis, like talking with my hands!
It was terrible!

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 06:56 PM (q6tQZ)

166 Of course the Paschal Lamb is a sacrifice: it dies so you can live. Stop looking at the surface and think about the inner meaning. It is also why Jesus is the Lamb of God. Jesus died a sacrificial and substitutionary death so that, if you believe in Him and declare your belief with your mouth, you may live in Heaven with Him forever. He died to pay for your sins (and for mine). We are unworthy of such a sacrifice, but even worse would be to turn down His offer.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 07:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

167 “Hamtramck used to be a nice community of Polish Americans”

Once the old Dodge Main assembly plant in the heart of town closed down in 1980 and was torn down in 1981, Hamtramck began its downward slide. The Michigan State Supreme Court allowing GM to eminent domain parts of Hamtramck and “Poletown” to bulldoze it for a GM plant in the early 1980s further accelerated its fall. As families moved out or older people died off the Muslims moved in.

Posted by: mmack at August 13, 2026 08:56 PM (k/ioP)

168 WHY isn’t anyone here outraged about this? I don’t think it’s a joke! Also I agree with #52

It's not a religion.
Stop treating it like one.
Posted by: Change my mind

Posted by: AnnaS at August 13, 2026 10:43 PM (C39D0)

169 And that is how it works in every country these shit stains invade. Run every last one of them out of the country, now. Before it is too late.

Posted by: Rotkappchen at August 14, 2026 11:26 AM (j3Fsw)

El-Sayed Also Hates Thanksgiving, Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"

It's weird how these foreign anchor-babies keep turning out to be so thoroughly anti-American, isn't it?

You'd almost think they were foreign sleeper agents placed inside an enemy country they planned to subvert and harm from within.

Before getting to Thanksgiving: It also turns out that this son-of-a-bitch oversaw a high-kill shelter where animals were kept in appalling conditions before being slaughtered.


Clown World
@ClownWorld

Michigan Democrats just nominated Abdul El-Sayed for Senate. He oversaw Detroit's animal shelter where the kill rate hit 74%, whistleblowers called it a slaughterhouse, and the city paid $63,000 to settle a lawsuit over the conditions. Feces backed up into kennels. Rats and cockroaches everywhere.

This is the guy they want representing Michigan. He can't even take care of dogs. And he's supposed to represent you.

Michigan deserves better.

The love of dogs is a Western thing. Many Muslims regard dogs as "unclean" and in fact propose banning dogs from public streets so that Muslims aren't forced to encounter these filthy animals.


The most basic and wholesome bits of American culture are anathema to him and must be destroyed:

thanksgiving.jpg


This communist wants to seize the means of production:

Obviously he wants to jack up everyone's taxes:

And obviously, he wants to end all aid to Israel.

America First?

Nah, he wants to take that money and give it to the Hamas-controlled UNRWA instead:

unrwa.jpg

That's not America First. That's Islam First. As usual.

This is an interesting admission from El-Sayed's fellow pro-Hamas Muslim communist Mamdani: Mamdani admits that white people are more "ideological" in their politics, while the minorities Mamdani appeals to are mostly about "identity" -- the racial spoils system -- than ideology.

This is Soviet-style demoralization, as KGB defector Yuri Bezemenov warned us about. Convince the enemy that he is wrongheaded and worthless and that is country and culture are wicked and diseased, and you will be able to conquer that country with only the lightest physical resistance.

Demoralization efforts, of course, are first directed at the enemy children.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:33 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)

2 evil

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (N1tpc)

3 that's who the left wants. that's who the left is.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (N1tpc)

4 Reparations? They live on Uncle Sugars dime already

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (FtULh)

5 His wife is a dog. I wonder how he treats her.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)

6 5 His wife is a dog. I wonder how he treats her.
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (UjdFS)

Yeah... he's not much of a looker and could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (FtULh)

7 "whose ancestors suffer the highest rates of.... moratlity today"


I'm not completely sure, but I think EVERYONE's ancestors suffer from 100% mortality today.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (N1tpc)

8 Hmmm. *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (zZu0s)

9 >>>Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"

This is fine. Let it be a warning to the commies. Time to embrace our conqueror heritage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (6Niep)

10 The only slaughter I want to do is of turkeys. Lots of turkeys. With dressing. And gravy. And cranberry suace. And pumkin pie. Excuse me, I have a fridge to visit.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (sFNX2)

11 Who is "we" motherfucker? Eat shit and die.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (t9gtU)

12 Abdul tweets "ancestors" where he really means "descendants" cuz he dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (JvZF+)

13 It is going to require taxes...it's important that everybody pays a bit in.

Why do I hear:

It's going to require lots of taxes... it's important that the third world be able to take it back out with massive fraud.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)

14 7 "whose ancestors suffer the highest rates of.... moratlity today"

"They" have an unfortunate tendency towards alcoholism and diabetes...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (FtULh)

15 This guy is gay, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (KGj36)

16 He can't even take care of dogs. And he's supposed to represent you.

Since when was competence a board in Democrat Platform?

Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:37 PM (d0hH6)

17

Come to America!!!!

The government will pay you to *uck it up.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (/QHx4)

18 12 Abdul tweets "ancestors" where he really means "descendants" cuz he dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (JvZF+)


But he's brilliant when it comes to saying what the Islamocommunists want to hear.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

19 On a more serious note, most of the "slaughter" of the "indigenous people" (read: deaths of the indians) was due to disease.

It was not the nefarious design of the Europeans, but the natural response of the connection of populations without any historic immunity to new diseases.

Yes, it was a terrible loss of life, but it was inevitable no matter WHO made contact with an unexposed people group.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (N1tpc)

20 If Rogers and the Republicans can't win the Mich Senate race the nation might as well disintegrate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (xCuiu)

21
Just a reminder this #Thanksgiving:
Follow This country was built on the systematic annihilation of Indigenous Peoples, whose ancestors suffer some of the highest rates of
homelessness, joblessness, and mortality
today.

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The dummy meant "descendants," not "ancestors."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (azNOR)

22 19 On a more serious note, most of the "slaughter" of the "indigenous people" (read: deaths of the indians) was due to disease.

And fighting between tribes... They didn't all sing Kumbaya...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (FtULh)

23 Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"

So like 10/7?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope8)

24 The greatest joy in life is firing an AK blindly into the air while ululating.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)

25 23 Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"

Slaughter ? Tell me about it

Posted by: Custer at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (FtULh)

26 El-Sayed: "This country was built on the systematic annihilation of Indigenous Peoples..."

Every country was built on the "systematic annihilation" of those who preceded them. It's called Humanity and Ecology. Now, let's discuss Islamists and their belief WRT systematic annihilation of infidels and their culture/origins.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (oji8u)

27 We already did the *ucking battle over Columbus Day.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v)

28 The ancestors are suffering?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 13, 2026 04:42 PM (qFwJc)

29 We might get out first Muslim terrorist Senator!

WOO HOO! We can congratulate ourselves on how progressive we are that we're now voting for the people who want us dead!

Incidentally- I don't think this Muslim Brotherhood plant believes a word of the leftist gobbledygook that he spouts. He just knows the magic words to make the NPCs vote for him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

30
The ancestors can't breathe being 6 feet underground.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (/QHx4)

31 Every country was built on the "systematic annihilation" of those who preceded them. It's called Humanity and Ecology. Now, let's discuss Islamists and their belief WRT systematic annihilation of infidels and their culture/origins.

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^^ I wish this could be printed up and stuffed down his throat. Like James Caan shoving his burned manuscript down Kathy Bates' throat.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (qBdHI)

32 We got this seat. The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

Caveat: I hope all this vile oppo isn't dropping too early. Pundits and the perpetually online are lapping it up, but normal people who might be persuaded to vote for Rogers aren't paying any attention to any of this in August. Real people have better things to do the last weeks of summer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)

33 Mamdani admits that white people are more "ideological" in their politics, while the minorities Mamdani appeals to are mostly about "identity" -- the racial spoils system -- than ideology.

Real Americans are what they do.

Democrat simps are what they are.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (VHUov)

34 Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"

So like 10/7?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope

Or the Fall of Constantinople.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

35 Does this retard not know the difference between an ancestor and a descendant?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (xnSjm)

36 El-Jihadi is not going to win the general election.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (skcH5)

37 24 The greatest joy in life is firing an AK blindly into the air while ululating.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)

I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (SjAWL)

38 I think they wear burqas to hide all the body hair and pimples.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (UjdFS)

39 A cooked dog is a clean dog.

Posted by: B. Hussein Soetoro at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

40 You know that "moderate," "rational," "thinking-man's" Democrap strategist known as James Carville?

He's endorsing El-Sayed.

Keep that in mind the next time anyone talks about a "moderate" Democrap.

There. Are. No. Moderate. Democraps. They are all vile fascist commies who hate American and themselves.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (iFTx/)

41 Thanksgiving seems to be an issue thus cycle, but it feels very stale and dated to me.

As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.

For someone my age, hearing that a Millennial DSA candidate hates Thanksgiving is like a Muslim hearing that the Imam hates pork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (BI5O2)

42 The "Democrats," as always

During World War II under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, military guards shot and killed a small number of Japanese Americans and Japanese nationals detained in American confinement facilities.

While mass executions did not occur, isolated fatal shootings happened when guards claimed prisoners attempted to escape or during unrest.

Just a wee small number.
---
President Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066 in February 1942, leading to the forced removal of over 120,000 Japanese Americans into remote camps.

The camps were managed under armed military guard, creating a volatile prison-like environment where rule infractions or perceived threats led guards to use lethal force. (AI)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (NFX2v)

43
If Rogers and the Republicans can't win the Mich Senate race the nation might as well disintegrate
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Getting closer all the time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (Cqx++)

44 Jeez, dude - ancestors are people who have passed on 🙄🙄🙄

English - do you speak it, motherf***er?


Oh, and Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (fV+di)

45 "You'd almost think they were foreign sleeper agents placed inside an enemy country they planned to subvert and harm from within."

It's a good thing our SCOTUS protected these domestic enemies, as long as they were born as "anchor babies". It's good for the global economy to not have other nations invading us with destructive weapons, when they can just use birth tourism to conquer more peacefully.

Thanks SCOTUS.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (vbXSk)

46
Elric,

I wonder about that also.

Premature ejaculation.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (/QHx4)

47 He isn't wrong that the United States was built on taking land from the indigenous people, that's a historical fact. We did exactly the same thing that the indigenous people did amongst themselves for 10,000 years before the white man showed up.


They conquered and enslaved entire populations from differing tribes long before whitey came on the scene and it was business as normal among them all. The white settlers and government just upped the ante and conducted the same policies on an industrial scale.


Where he is wrong is that you can't go back and right a wrong that occurred 300+ years ago, there is no remedy for people who have long since died. There is not a living soul alive or that was directly affected by any of the policies of the US government during the expansionist period.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 04:47 PM (cpFbA)

48 I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM


We're proud to have introduced mephitic to the Horde's lexicon!

Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (cQirQ)

49 The internet has found a resurfaced Abdul El-Sayed campaign video, and the Blue’s Clues-inspired pitch is getting roasted.

Seems more like Pee Wee's Playhouse to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)

50 Boo fucking hoo for Tonto and the indians.

You lost, now get in your casinos and deal me some blackjack.

Posted by: Chief Wahoo at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (e2lsi)

51 El-Sayed is right, you know.

Posted by: James Talarico at August 13, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

52 Boo fucking hoo for Tonto and the indians.

You lost, now get in your casinos and deal me some blackjack.
Posted by: Chief Wahoo at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (e2lsi)


Winning back America, a quarter at a time!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:51 PM (zafwz)

53 FFS Michigan - we know you are a bunch of lazy, dumbasses but even for you guys, this is some bullshit.

Posted by: Ohio at August 13, 2026 04:51 PM (anL5R)

54 Here I was a real honest to goodness Michigander. I'm like the frumunda cheese on Bo Schembeckler's taint durin' August two-a-days, but my staff couldn't find this tweet, so I lost to an Arab.

Posted by: Haley Stevens authentic Midwesterner at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM (wGerL)

55 "Time for reparations to Native Americans. We live on stolen land."

"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."

{Stony silence.}

"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."

{Getting angry.]

"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."

"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM (Av6i5)

56 "Systematic annihilation" sounds like the Islamic plan for the rest of us.

Posted by: Emmie at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (OlzlW)

57 In his message near the top he says "whose ancestors suffer some of the highest rates of homelessness, joblessness and mortality today". Ancestors? That means that they came BEFORE the people he mentions lived, and NOT today. He seems to have some language problems.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (mIqpz)

58
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna

=================

All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.

Meanwhile, when is someone going to ask el-Sayed about the Arab slave trade? You know, maybe we shouldn't be promoting people of his heritage to leadership in this country. Think of all the generational wealth and for that matter actual generations that were destroyed for him. So many impoverished and degraded people in his wake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 04:53 PM (XJ22o)

59 We kicked the asses of the Choctaw, Cherokee, Sioux, Saddam, Khamenei, and a bunch more. And we'll kick your ass, too.

Then proudly stuff our faces with turkey and stuffing.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Ve/HL)

60 Oh, this is fun. While looking for the rule numbers for Alinsky's rules, I found a pdf copy of the whole book. The fun part:

It was on Duke Divinity School's website.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (n9eFH)

61 Just remember all the land that is now "China" was conquered was mostly conquered by Kublai Khan, and then the Han Chinese took over it.

Just remember all the land held by "Russia" was conquered, but turned into a quasi-Marxist state anyway.

How do you feel about once Christian-converted Turkey?

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

62 Never shave your legs again!
Never shave your armpits again!
Go ahead and get fat!
Heartbreak of psoriasis? Nah.
Unsightly boils and blemishes?
Call us today!

Posted by: Burqas 4 Less at August 13, 2026 04:55 PM (UjdFS)

63 Reparations? One tribe has over 2 billion in an escrow account and keeps growing because they won't accept the money.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:55 PM (KC5Lt)

64 If Rogers and the Republicans can't win the Mich Senate race the nation might as well disintegrate
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (xCuiu)


Yoo Hoo!

Posted by: Democrat Voter Fraud at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)

65 The "Democrats," as always

During World War II under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, military guards shot and killed a small number of Japanese Americans and Japanese nationals detained in American confinement facilities...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (NFX2v)

I know we like to dunk on FDR, and he was absolutely an evil bastard and the worst president we've ever had.

BUT the internment of the Japanese was a perfectly understandable response to the actions of many of those of Japanese descent in the United States. Michelle Malkin has a great book about the classified information they were acting on. (In addition to publicly know information)

I think it was wrong, but it wasn't a "THEY WERE ALL JUST RACISTS!!!" issue.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)

66
I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn

=================

Let me caution you: be content with ignorance. There are some AoS words that you don't want in your Search history.

Posted by: Sybian at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (XJ22o)

67
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
==
Honestly, this makes me think that millennials are dumbshits. I mean FFS, its time off school, huge feed, and football games. How stupid do you have to be as a kid to be down on that? Real stupid.

Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)

68 "Time for reparations to Native Americans. We live on stolen land."
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM


You've attended "How Berkeley Can You Be?", haven't you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

69 Attempt to repeal any of the Bill of Rights and you have done two things.

1. Ended the Union
2. Declared war on the citizens
3. May God have mercy on your soul

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM (lrRtF)

70 I posted this on the last thread - just watch how O'Keefe in his fake accent as a Muslim is interacting with the white native youngsters manning a polling booth - no wonder we're in trouble:

https://tinyurl.com/4wf227p3

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)

71 Never mind that other place, we're having a Big Tent Sale! All sizes, all fabrics, all colors ( as long as it's black ) . Come on down! We've got a bounce house and halal treats for the kiddies. Come on down!

Posted by: Billy Bob Bubba's Burka Barn at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (n9eFH)

72 "Time for reparations to Native Americans. We live on stolen land."
"OK then, donate your house to some Indian dude."
{Stony silence.}
"You just said you live on stolen land. Give it back."
{Getting angry.]
"The time for reparations is now. Do it. Do it. Do it."
"I didn't mean ME PERSONALLY. I just want EVERYONE ELSE to pay reparations!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:52 PM

You've attended "How Berkeley Can You Be?", haven't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Wasn't it Billie Ellish that opened her cum collector about that?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lrRtF)

73 El-Sayed's culture and religion is based ENTIRELY on eliminating other indigenous people and cultures and replacing it with his own.

Stones, glass houses, some assembly required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (FZ29D)

74 Oh, this is fun. While looking for the rule numbers for Alinsky's rules, I found a pdf copy of the whole book. The fun part:

It was on Duke Divinity School's website.
==
The Blue Devils - natch.

Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)

75 It makes some loose sense to the loonies.
They're communists, so according to them everybody that owns land is living on stolen land.

Not land in Zimbabwe, Haiti, Russia, or Guatemala, though.
Just in Israel and North America is all land stolen.

They only seem to care when the land is valuable and filled with white people or Jews, for some unknown reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (6ydKt)

76 > Time for reparations to Native Americans. We live on stolen land.

This crap is everywhere. My son was on a baseball team this last season. At opening day ceremonies, some government Karen (Mayor I think) came out and did a land acknowledgment before her insipid little speech.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

77 They already HAVE =the anti-Thanksgiving- - "Indigenous People's Day," what used to be called Columbus Day. So now they want TWO anti-Thanksgivings, and ZERO Thanksgivings???

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)

78 AOC is so dumb that the other when she was driving around in her $50K MBz she heard the song "The Clansman" by Iron Maiden on XM Radio and turned to her friend and said.......

"Gee, I did not know they had the KKK in Scotland too" !!

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (y7IOQ)

79 That GOP texter blew it! The first tweet missed blew it it should of have highlighting that Sayed would murder all michiganders dogs, cats, and other nonislamic creatures like fluffy, fido, and nemo with his kafayesque slaughtering, that would win the election from from here to gaza! It so GOP to blow an easy rip.

Posted by: jonnybiface at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (ufXiF)

80 67
As a millennial, every single person in my cohort growing up piously informed me that Thanksgiving is an evil white holiday for oppressors, before trundling off to celebrate it with their families and lecture them too.
==
Honestly, this makes me think that millennials are dumbshits. I mean FFS, its time off school, huge feed, and football games. How stupid do you have to be as a kid to be down on that? Real stupid.
Posted by: Get off my lawn stupid kids at August 13, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)
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Elder Millennial here and I never heard any of that shit for what it's worth. We just planned on whose house we were going to get drunk at over the break and what bullshit story to feed our parents who clearly knew what we were doing but didn't care because they had the house to themselves and threw their own parties.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:00 PM (oqH4h)

81 Attempt to repeal any of the Bill of Rights and you have done two things.

1. Ended the Union
2. Declared war on the citizens
3. May God have mercy on your soul
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 04:57 PM


I see three things.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 13, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

82 Why the WI Dems cheated to defeat Hong:
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On Wednesday’s broadcast of “CNN NewsNight,” Washington Post Intelligence Lead Global Security Analyst Josh Rogin said that the real story from Wisconsin’s Democratic gubernatorial primary is “that progressive whatever it is message, is gaining steam, even in Wisconsin, compared to yesterday, compared to last year, and will continue to gain steam.” And Francesca Hong “didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”

Rogin said, “I think a lot of people are missing the story here. It’s not that she lost, it’s that, weak candidate, without any establishment support, almost won. She got 39% of the vote in Wisconsin, okay? And that’s not the state where the DSA is supposed to win. And, but for those stumbles in the final weeks, she would’ve won. And that is the trend. It’s not that she didn’t win the race, it’s that that message, that progressive whatever it is message, is gaining steam, even in Wisconsin, compared to yesterday, compared to last year, and will continue to gain steam. And, in effect, she didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (kX27y)

83 Reparations for indigenous people? Hmmm, I have ancestors that came over on the Mayflower. I'm also a descendant of Quannah Parker. What to do, what to do?

*Takes money out of one pocket and puts it in the other*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (2UnvF)

84 77 They already HAVE =the anti-Thanksgiving- - "Indigenous People's Day," what used to be called Columbus Day. So now they want TWO anti-Thanksgivings, and ZERO Thanksgivings???

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)

Yes, and free food, cellphones, housing, healthcare, and a monthly allowance, please,.... you racist bigot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

85 you'd almost think they were foreign sleeper agents placed inside an enemy country they planned to subvert and harm from within.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

An invasion by any other name is still an invasion.



Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (NnhvP)

86
Get your official AoSHQ Indigenous People's Day Commemorative Blanket today!

100% Virgin Wool

You know it's of the highest quality because of the difficulty of finding a virgin sheep with a bunch of mohammedans sporting and gamboling about the countryside.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (y9nCu)

87 "We did exactly the same thing that the indigenous people did amongst themselves for 10,000 years before the white man showed up."

Seems Americans were much more fair about compensating and dealing with Indians, than the Indians were with other tribes, or with white Americans. They needed to trade with us since they had no metal, and no guns.

Squanto said he preferred to live with the whites, for their better culture. Massasoit said their problems would not come from the white men, but from other Indian tribes.

If we want to go back in time, then I still carry a grudge over Islam murdering and pillaging their way through the Christian lands about a thousand years ago. We have reparations coming from Islam, right?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (vbXSk)

88 Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out
Runnin' wild in the streets of NY
Who let the hogs out
Who let the hogs out

And the girls respond to the call,
I heard a woman shout out
Let all the hogs out
Let all the hogs out
Run 'em wild in the streets of NY
Run 'em wild in the streets of NY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (gpvQO)

89 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)

90
Reparations?

I don't owe you anything.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (/QHx4)

91 Billy Bob Bubba is a fraud. An infidel. He owns dogs. He celebrates Christmas. His wife drinks beer.
Buy only from the true believers!

Posted by: Burqas 4 Less at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UjdFS)

92 These commies are a bunch of twats, aren't they?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (PO1sc)

93 Jesus, I hate the damned ad you have allowed to clobber this site!! It to me 20 minutes to bd able to get to the comments without instead going to some fucking catalog!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UWN7z)

94 Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas is another commie attempt at destroying our country.

Every company that sent me a happy holidays card lost my business.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)

95 So we have Cynthia Nixon to thank for Mamdoni

A white rich lesbian commie..

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (nGraA)

96 And Francesca Hong “didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”
==
So, he's saying she couldn't get elected because she was ugly and weird. Checks out.

Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:04 PM (anL5R)

97
Duke,

My husband is also a descentant of Parker.

Small world.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (/QHx4)

98 >>If we want to go back in time, then I still carry a grudge over Islam murdering and pillaging their way through the Christian lands about a thousand years ago. We have reparations coming from Islam, right?
Posted by: illiniwek
---

Recent
They owe us for thousands of murders Lebanon forward.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (gpvQO)

99 89 Fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: Bartleby the Scivener-21st century version at August 13, 2026 05:05 PM (wmzkx)

100 site runs like shite on phone

runs great on laptop

stops using phone

Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)

101 I haven't had to do it in a couple years, but i no longer try justifying jack shit.

If somebody starts whining about white people I tell them to grow up and start emulating us because complaining about how awesome we are isn't going to make your life better. You need to start learning the ways of our amazing people.

It's a fun line, because it ain't in the script. You're supposed to start saying how you're not racist and it's complicated and blah blah blah. Nobody sees it coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (BI5O2)

102 Hey there Ab-dull.
Come to my little town and spout your bullshit. Let's see how that works out for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (2WIwB)

103 1500-1846 -- Hispanic dudes moving into the western half of North America is BAD, counts as "stealing" the land, evil "colonialism," an "invasion."

2000-2026 -- Hispanic dudes moving into the western half of America is GOOD -- "Diversity is our strength," "We are a nation of immigrants."

Make it make sense.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)

104 A casual study of the events leading up to Pearl Harbor, and the near total takeover of the economy and rationing by February, 1942 shows the US government was leaving absolutely nothing to chance. The war had been going on for several years by that time and the outcome was still in some doubt.

There's no way they would allocated scarce resources and manpower to build camps and intern thousands unless somebody thought it was important. Really important.

That's not even counting the political angle. If there HAD been some sort of organized attack by those of Japanese ancestry in the Zone of the Interior, it would have been an extinction level event for anybody in charge.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (t9gtU)

105 83 Reparations for indigenous people? Hmmm, I have ancestors that came over on the Mayflower. I'm also a descendant of Quannah Parker. What to do, what to do?

*Takes money out of one pocket and puts it in the other*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Who knew that Elizabeth Warren was a commenter here?!

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)

106 There is a reason I keep a gun. To protect myself and MY property. Big mouths want to Come And Take It? Well, come on. I ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (UKrJG)

107 Thank you GWB, you piece of shit.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (DbmIv)

108 96 And Francesca Hong “didn’t lose because of the message, she lost because the voters questioned her electability.”
==
So, he's saying she couldn't get elected because she was ugly and weird. Checks out.
Posted by: obvs.
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She lost because Buick dropped 2000 votes on her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (gpvQO)

109 Just a reminder....
Democrats created The Trail of Tears
Democrats supported slavery
Democrats decided Dred Scott
Democrats created the KKK
Democrats created Jim Crow
Democrats put Japanese-Americans in camps
Democrats put a KKK member on SCOTUS
Democrats opposed the Civil Rights Acts
Democrats five times elected a KKK member as President pro tempore of the United States Senate as late as 2010.

Posted by: Eric at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (6VHHP)

110 GTFO

Posted by: banana Dream at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (3uBP9)

111 Ever since WW Eleven, the American people have not been allowed to declare a victory and then a holiday in celebration of that victory or at least have a remembrance of the event.

Not for Korea, not for Vietnam, not for winning the Cold War, not for the ME adventures and the GWOT

Zip, Nada, nothing. Just silence and a quite shame extolled by the democrats and the media.

Posted by: Ever Wonder Why at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (e2lsi)

112 Where did this weird idea come from that Thanksgiving is some kind of indigenous holiday?

“in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea, and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a Day of Thanksgiving and Prayer to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens.”

It don't say nuffin' about no injuns.

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:07 PM (q177U)

113 Take a bite out of crime.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (nDXEV)

114 83 "I'm also a descendant of Quannah Parker"

Quannah Parker? The Confederate? Double reparation payments for you, dude!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (sFNX2)

115 If the WNBA went all tranny, I might watch it. It would be like a minstrel or drag show. Entertaining in its own right.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)

116 The asshats in Anchorage keep stating that Anchorage is built on Denaina land. Of course, the Denaina only took parts of it over when they killed the Yupiks who lived there first. Plus, history and archeology shows that they had a very small fish camp for about three months out of the year on Ship Creek, not very much of Anchorage, and that they never had permanent settlement anywhere near it. And, they are free to fish that creek any time they like, so it's not like they are barred from their "ancestral" lands.

But somehow, we horribly wronged them when we brought them out of the stone age, gave them free healthcare, funded special educational aid for Natives, and allowed them subsistence rights they claim to always have had. When another tribe wasn't murdering them, that is.

What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (PO1sc)

117 These commies are a bunch of twats, aren't they?
==
Yeah, the home grown ones are basically useless. Can't organize a gang bang.

The islamocommies are a problem. They don't believe a word of the commie bullshit, its just a sales pitch to use on the idiots. They are here to destroy. And will promise free shit to the idiots to get power. Then it will be sharia and jizzya and burkas and walls falling on LBGTetc.

Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (anL5R)

118
Make it make sense.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)

It never will.
It's all about power not reason.
The left has become an army of Dolroes Umbridge clones.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)

119 On a more serious note, most of the "slaughter" of the "indigenous people" (read: deaths of the indians) was due to disease.

It was not the nefarious design of the Europeans, but the natural response of the connection of populations without any historic immunity to new diseases.

Yes, it was a terrible loss of life, but it was inevitable no matter WHO made contact with an unexposed people group.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 04:38 PM (N1tpc)

The archeologists can't find the mass graves. So either the natives didn't bury the smallpox dead and animals scavenged the remains, or there were less natives that died due to disease. Or less natives to start with.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (Wt5PA)

120 >Or the Fall of Constantinople.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

Or Egypt, or North Africa, Spain for a time, the Levant, etc.
Something about conquering by the sword...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (GTqXr)

121 Remember to buy American!

Posted by: Dearborn Chamber of Commerce at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (bX16E)

122 What kind of nickelfucking idiot would put a musloid of any stripe in charge of an animal shelter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (1z8ji)

123 Sigh. I don’t need these interlopers to Walz in here and tell me how I feel. Thanks.

But if he wants to personally pay me reparations, I will forward to him my Venmo.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (2UJ+q)

124 Also, I refer to Native Americans as "The First Colonizers" cause they didn't fucking evolve here. They moved here and destroyed the native plants and animals and claimed land that was never theirs to take.

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (q177U)

125 Crazy how the story is of Pilgrims (immigrants!!!!) sharing a feast with Indians (Indigenous People!!!) and being friends (Peace among races!!!) and he talks about slaughter. I guess when the Indians fell asleep from the turkey and football the got slaughtered like Wash Redskins did in Chicago in 1940.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (n5tGW)

126 But somehow, we horribly wronged them when we brought them out of the stone age, gave them free healthcare, funded special educational aid for Natives, and allowed them subsistence rights they claim to always have had. When another tribe wasn't murdering them, that is.

What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (PO1sc)
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Also IIRC the last slaves freed in the US were held by some tribe in Alaska.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)

127 By the sound of it, this Quannah Parker fella sure seems to have been an expert at spreading seed around.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

128 This sounds very familiar...

r/TheBulwark (1 day ago)

'Fireworks suck’: Removed El-Sayed videos urged getting rid of the 4th of July tradition, raised replacing 2nd Amendment

I think I can live with this opinion if the other guy is an election denier. Pretty easy choice.

I'll be happy to campaign against this guy when we have a normal and sane GOP that believes in the Rule of Law and democracy, which is to say never again in my lifetime.

MAGA and their sympathizers are really contorting themselves to find ways to attack people like El-Sayed. No one cares about any of this. Imagine believing this was in any way relevant to a Senate election against an extremist election denier.

Are you so sure that there aren't enough moronic voters out there that this stuff won't matter? The last 10 years of politics has humbled me in this regard. However dumb you think our politics is, you can still be surprised.

This is why they say Talarico is a a vegan doctor who personally transes kids. (They will just make stuff up if need be)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 05:11 PM (K9nu8)

129 23 Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples"

So like 10/7?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 04:40 PM (3Ope

More like 6 7
*makes juggling motions*

Posted by: Obligatory at August 13, 2026 05:12 PM (TbWk/)

130 Yes, the American Indian... whose tribes lived in pretty much perpetual warfare... and a young buck would not even be a Man until they had attacked an enemy at least symbolically (counted coup)...

And stole women... and had slaves...

I'm tired of suicidal empathy being used to rewrite history, to try to make ME feel guilty for something I had nothing to do with.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)

131 102 Hey there Ab-dull.
Come to my little town and spout your bullshit. Let's see how that works out for you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (2WIwB)

https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (PO1sc)

132 The asshats in Anchorage keep stating that Anchorage is built on Denaina land
==
Has no one in Alaska ever heard of adverse possession law????

It always somebody else's land until it isn't. Tedious dipshits and their pretend consciences.

Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)

133 site runs like shite on phone

runs great on laptop

stops using phone
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)

De desktop is de wey.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (wVcYX)

134 122 What kind of nickelfucking idiot would put a musloid of any stripe in charge of an animal shelter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:10 PM (1z8ji)

Detroit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

135 The Left: "Native Americans practiced pure communism, did not believe in ownership of land, nor in nationhood, even as a theoretical concept, much less in documented practice."

Also the Left: "Native Americans personally owned this entire continent. We stole it from them."

Make it make sense.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

136 If some of my ancestors wanted to keep my other ancestors out, they should've built a fuckin wall. They didn't though because the height of their technological advancement was dragging shit around on sticks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)

137 I think he loses, but Michigan is a blue leaning, purple state and has lots of Muslim invaders.

Posted by: Leupold at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (eIzlH)

138 I find the alliance between dog killing terrorist muzzie shitfuckers and LGBT&%&&((+ groomer donutfuckers to be interesting

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 05:14 PM (fapp/)

139 OH, and this from a Man who is part of a culture and Religion that is based on Conquest, slavery, massacres, and forced religion... which has taken by force large parts of entire continents.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)

140 Eric - There is a statue/monument for Robert Byrd (D, KKK Kleagle) in the WV statehouse. Also, more than 50 buildings built with funds from US taxpayers directed to West Virginia are for Byrd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (XeU6L)

141 What kind of nickelfucking idiot would put a musloid of any stripe in charge of an animal shelter?
==
MFing Michigan that's who. We've been shouting it to the world for decades.

Posted by: Ohio at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (anL5R)

142 58
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna

=================

All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.

But only in Muslim countries, or the Muslim ghettoes they've set up within non-Muslim countries.

Posted by: Funny how that works at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)

143 I won our 5th grade spelling bee and I swear I don’t remember ululating on the list. AoS triples if not quadruples one’s lexicon. Correction: make that quintuples.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 04:45 PM (SjAWL)

Mohammed Al-dickens wrote "Great Ulululations".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:16 PM (1z8ji)

144 132 The asshats in Anchorage keep stating that Anchorage is built on Denaina land
==
Has no one in Alaska ever heard of adverse possession law????

It always somebody else's land until it isn't. Tedious dipshits and their pretend consciences.
Posted by: obvs. at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)

Yeah, you damn Homos!

Posted by: Cro-Magnon Man at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)

145 On a serious note, his belief system and his known associations with muslim brotherhood, et al, I could easily see this guy walking into a full congress wearing a suicide/murder vest.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (n5tGW)

146 they had a very small fish camp for about three months out of the year on Ship Creek
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM


Did they get up there without a paddle?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)

147 If America first is such a dog whistle, what is America only?

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (enNUy)

148
Sure, Edwina, that's the ticket:
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese
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6h
I love this

A couple of boatfuls of hookers might do the trick

Presumably taxpayers will provide the payments ?

Reformer
@60sJapanfan
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10h
Former Conservative minister Edwina Currie suggests a policy of brothels in villages near asylum seekers as a way to reduce sexual violence.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:17 PM (kX27y)

149 Thank you GWB, you piece of shit.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (DbmIv)

Now, now... I have it on good authority that if you don't get on your knees and thank G-d for GWB and his glorious bounty of statesmanlike leadership, then you're an "isolationist and Code Pinker."

When you see a 7th century savage skulking around your Congress or lording over your country's largest city you should say 'I'm so glad Bush compassionately and conservatively brought in this horde of barbarians... if it weren't for his many such acts of love, then defense contractors and the Pentagon officers who populate their boards might not have been able to grow rich losing the war, the American Way."

I mean, anything short of that is basically Communism, dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 05:18 PM (BI5O2)

150 142 58
could she wear that head scarf/hajab any tighter ?
Posted by: It's me donna

=================

All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.

But only in Muslim countries, or the Muslim ghettoes they've set up within non-Muslim countries.
Posted by: Funny how that works at August 13, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)

To be fair, the only way any intelligent woman would remain Muzlime is to cut off the blood to her brain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:18 PM (PO1sc)

151 On a serious note, his belief system and his known associations with muslim brotherhood, et al, I could easily see this guy walking into a full congress wearing a suicide/murder vest.
==
and which side of the room would he be sitting on again?????

Posted by: erm, just a minute at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (anL5R)

152 All I can say is I'm gonna Thanksgiving as hard as I can this year because now it's A Thing

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (9TspW)

153 Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

And yet somehow they were constantly in warfare over territory...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)

154 think he loses, but Michigan is a blue leaning, purple state and has lots of Muslim invaders.

Posted by: Leupold

While obvi Muhammad bin Muhammad won the muzzie vote. stevens won Tlaib's district.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (YZ0Fo)

155 Guess I should go teach my last 2 classes. Have a great afternoon.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (2UJ+q)

156
That's not even counting the political angle. If there HAD been some sort of organized attack by those of Japanese ancestry in the Zone of the Interior, it would have been an extinction level event for anybody in charge.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 05:06 PM (t9gtU)



One of the great American Tragedies is that the traitorous actions of only three Japanese-American individuals in the Niihau Incident was the final catalyst for Democrats to round up every Japanese-American they could get their hands on, ACTUALLY steal their land, money and possessions, and lock them up in concentration camps.

And the response was that the Issei and Nisei men locked up in these same camps turned out to be by far, the most ferocious soldiers to ever wear an American military uniform and defend this country.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)

157 Marxists and Muslims joining to destroying the Constitution and America

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)

158 They didn't though because the height of their technological advancement was dragging shit around on sticks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)


The thing is they had more advanced cultures in N. America way back in the past. They were building towns of tens of thousands around mounds, etc., similar to Aztec and Maya but on a smaller scale.

If that evolution had continued the natives could have been a lot further ahead here than they were.

Something happened several millennia ago which destroyed that culture. The archaeologists and historians like to blame "climate change" (drought), of course, but it could've been something as common as economic collapse, loss of faith in leadership, and large-scale civil wars for all we know.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

159 10,000 BC Kennewick Man gets here first.

8,000 BC: Newcomers invade from Asia, commit genocide and wipe out Kennewick Man.

1900 AD: White anthropologists mistakenly assume that "Native Americans' were the original inhabitants of North America, instead of later invaders who wiped out the actual original inhabitants.

Make it make sense.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (Av6i5)

160 115 If the WNBA went all tranny, I might watch it. It would be like a minstrel or drag show. Entertaining in its own right.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)
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It already looks like a drag show. Have you seen some of the wigs they wear out on the court.

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

161 Sure, Jan

@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)

162 If there is no Thanksgiving in Michigan, then there's no Thanksgiving Day Detroit Lions game.

Think about that. Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed hates football and the Detroit Lions as much as he hates Thanksgiving.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)

163 "When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movement becomes headlong—faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thought of obstacles and forget that a precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it's too late"

Kinda sound like Islam

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YZ0Fo)

164 Cynthia Nixon's statement after the takeover by the Mamdani Caliphate: I demand choice
Mamdani Caliphate : would you prefer to be thrown from the 20th floor or the 50th floor? The choice is yours

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (xCuiu)

165 All it takes is one loose hair to inflame an entire mob of men.

This is such a great point. They are always saying that muslim men are of such weak mind and body that they can't handle seeing female hair or curves. It's just robotic rape rape rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (n5tGW)

166 And the response was that the Issei and Nisei men locked up in these same camps turned out to be by far, the most ferocious soldiers to ever wear an American military uniform and defend this country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)
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Dude yes, thank you for posting that. The Nisei basically begged their way into going to Europe to kill Nazis and performed admirably, then also got fucked over in the process of fighting through Italy.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (oqH4h)

167 I lived near the Navajo Reservation for 30 years and knew many Navajos. They were just like American citizens or something, celebrating Thanksgiving with their friends and families. Also, Christmas and Independence Day. Lots of Navajo men are veterans, mostly Marines. It's a tradition.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (2Xqig)

168 Mgid is back for the afternoon

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)

169 161 Sure, Jan

@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)

If you cannot make money while in Congress, with the current rules in place, then you are not smart enough to run this country.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (mP0Kj)

170 "Slaughter of Indigenous Peoples Day" has nice ring to it.

Posted by: Joefrombako at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Bf5aC)

171 Has what the hell Sayed said anything about how the Arab Muslims conquered his beloved Egypt (which has a seven fold barrier to keep Ham-ass out of Egypt) and other conquests that led to mass slaughter, slavery, rape, and pillaging other cultures far superior to anything that Mo’s Hoes knows then destroying their occupied lands to erase non islam identities? No, right?

Posted by: WestCoastRich at August 13, 2026 05:25 PM (q0C+3)

172 "Slaughter of Indigenous Peoples Day" has nice ring to it.

Posted by: Joefrombako


Of the sort that needs throwing into a volcano.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 05:25 PM (OUMaO)

173 Something happened several millennia ago which destroyed that culture. The archaeologists and historians like to blame "climate change" (drought), of course, but it could've been something as common as economic collapse, loss of faith in leadership, and large-scale civil wars for all we know.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
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Yeah sure bro, all of that might have happened but the clear answer here is simple and right in front of your face: The Jews.

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)

174 @83 Quanah Parker is on my list of 100 American Who Should Be Famous (But Aren't)

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (dtajH)

175 Anchor babies complaining about how America has had too much "white representation" is 100% like a British colonist in India 100 years ago complaining that Indians had had too much control over their own country.

We are being colonized.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (0MjtC)

176 but it could've been something as common as economic collapse, loss of faith in leadership, and large-scale civil wars for all we know.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Loss of heart.

Posted by: The Aztecs at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (XeU6L)

177 Avenge me!

Posted by: Piltdown Man at August 13, 2026 05:27 PM (wVcYX)

178 163 "When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movement becomes headlong—faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thought of obstacles and forget that a precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it's too late"

Kinda sound like Islam
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YZ0Fo)

Islam is a political domination system that requires a religion-like fanatical adherence. It is a heresy of Catholicism, but one that takes out any personal responsibility for morality and moral behavior. It requires only submission to a god who is not knowable, and capricious, and demanding. Because their god is unknowable, there is no regard for investigating natural systems (i.e. science) nor any action by any person that would bring them closer to any ideal. Only submission, and jihad as commanded by their god.

It is worship of Satan, who can only destroy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:28 PM (PO1sc)

179
Sock

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)

180 Yeah sure bro, all of that might have happened but the clear answer here is simple and right in front of your face: The Jews.

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 13, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)

Candace, the Mormons will tell you that Native Americans are the descendants of the long lost tribes of Israel.

Apparently the Jews have a centuries long genocide they won't even acknowledge.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

181 Robert Byrd (D, KKK

Wasn't byrd a grand poobaa of the kkk?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)

182 Thanksgiving was a peaceful meeting between the Indians and settlers even if you think the settlers was murder kill bots later, shouldn't peace be celebrated?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)

183 "Slaughter of Indigenous Peoples Day" has nice ring to it.
Posted by: Joefrombako at August 13, 2026 05:24 PM



Whacking Day.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (4NO2D)

184 Missed the other thread but

Those new black women from the NBA are going to give their sisters a dance. It's going to look like the Harlem Globetrotters revisited.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (pMmVV)

185 Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples
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Slaughter is just laughter with an s

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (dFy9l)

186
By the way, has anyone quizzed el-Sayed about this yet? Some questions were put to AOC and Francesca Hong, and they performed horribly. What about this dude?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (XJ22o)

187 If Satan were to great a religion on earth, it would exactly like islam. And I am sure he did just that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (n5tGW)

188 If you look up on the Internet, "Do Muslims celebrate Thanksgiving?" Various websites say "No, because Thanksgiving is supposed to a regular part of your spiritual life as a Muslim." Well, d'oh. It's intended to be a regular part of your spiritual life as a practicing Christian or Jew as well. I haven't read yet if it's proscribed to celebrate TG Day itself as a Muslim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (rHgXV)

189 161 Sure, Jan

@LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 05:22 PM (diia5)
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Reminds me of Ilhan's about face in reporting her net worth.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (kX27y)

190 I don't doubt El Sayed is some sort of radical sent to further the M. Brotherhood agenda.
What did he do all those summers he spent in Egypt? Why didn't he finish his medical studies and take tests and become a real doctor? As for his epidemiology stint, the one in Detroit was 18 months long and Wayne County, two years. The rest of the time he was running for office or other political stuff.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 13, 2026 05:30 PM (+jscL)

191 The left: The colonization of the America by the old world in the 1600-1800s is the worst thing ever - they exterminated the local cultures and abused the people that had been living there

Also the left: The colonization of the America by the old world and Latin America in the 2000s is the best thing ever - they will exterminate the local cultures and abuse the people that had been living there because they all deserve it

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)

192 Wants the Day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Indigenous Peoples
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And guess what the Left and Muslims are planning to do........

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 05:31 PM (dFy9l)

193 Wasn't byrd a grand poobaa of the kkk?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Kleagle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (XeU6L)

194 Robert Byrd (D, KKK

Wasn't byrd a grand poobaa of the kkk?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)

The Grand Fleegle or something.

Was aces on lead guitar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (wVcYX)

195 America hating aliens should not be elected to any office. We have plenty of home thrown haters.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (YwEeS)

196 create not great. oh I hate my typos sometimes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (n5tGW)

197 If Satan were to great a religion on earth, it would exactly like islam. And I am sure he did just that.

Islam itself says the original prophecy given to Muhammed was from Satan - the part about worshiping pagan Arabic goddesses and all. Islam just claims the rest totally came from God not Satan...honest!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm)

198 Whacking Day.
Posted by: toby928
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Festivus

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:34 PM (XeU6L)

199


We're just begging to be conquered - MN taxpayers on the hook for interest-free loans to Muslims:

Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
·
Aug 12
Replying to @nataliegwinters
Minnesota: Minnesota’s Department of Revenue maintains dedicated guidance for “Shariah Compliant Home Financing”explaining how filers can “avoid the payment of MRT on the profit portion” of the transaction.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)

200 Islam is a political domination system that requires a religion-like fanatical adherence. It is a heresy of Catholicism, but one that takes out any personal responsibility for morality and moral behavior. It requires only submission to a god who is not knowable, and capricious, and demanding. Because their god is unknowable, there is no regard for investigating natural systems (i.e. science) nor any action by any person that would bring them closer to any ideal. Only submission, and jihad as commanded by their god.

It is worship of Satan, who can only destroy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 13, 2026 05:28 PM (PO1sc)
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Pretty much the central theme of Pope Benedict XVI's "Regensburg Address" (which, IMHO, is a must-read for Western civilization enthusiasts). Muslim clerics howled in outrage when it was published, but the main target was atheist Modernism. Funny, in a way, because the secular Modernists and the Islamists are allies of the moment against the defenders of the West.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)

201 Wasn't byrd a grand poobaa of the kkk?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Kleagle
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Kegels?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

202 In most Muslim countries the mean IQ is 80 or below, cultivated idiocy through in-breeding. Which is a factor in why they're poor, but they're on a mission to be our overlords.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (dtajH)

203 Byrd was a Kleagle.

The second incarnation of the KKK has weird titles because they copied the pattern of other secret societies of the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)

204 @LeadingReport 2m
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reported a net worth of under $100,000 in her latest financial disclosure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

If you cannot make money while in Congress, with the current rules in place, then you are not smart enough to run this country.
Posted by: Romeo13


The median net worth of an American in their 30s is $28,578 (from empower dot com).

Meaning that it's so easy to cheat in Congress that even an imbecile like AOC can wind up well into the top 50%.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 05:36 PM (VHUov)

205 I'd like to see a day to be for the Remembrance of the "Slaughter" of "Muslim Peoples"

I'd denounce myself... but....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 05:36 PM (2Cry5)

206 Kleagle
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 05:32 PM (XeU6L)
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I've always thought of that as "Kleagle rhymes with beagle".

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)

207 So funny. I consider Muslims unclean filthy animals. Shelters for them sound really good right about now. Unclean ones.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 05:38 PM (sOA7y)

208 Jesus, I hate the damned ad you have allowed to clobber this site!! It to me 20 minutes to bd able to get to the comments without instead going to some fucking catalog!!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2026 05:03 PM (UWN7z)

There have been literally dozens and dozens of solutions posted over the past few days on the solution. And yet, people still aren't listening.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (hmYU4)

209 So funny. I consider Muslims unclean filthy animals. Shelters for them sound really good right about now. Unclean ones.
Posted by: Jaimo at

None of this fancy no kill business tho.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

210 Ayanna Presley went from a net worth of -18K to $8M in 8 years in congress on a $174k salary.

Really she should be giving investment advice not in congress right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (sKqQm)

211 Apparently this nitwit doesn’t know the difference between ancestors and descendants.

Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)

212 What in hell is wrong with people? Facts don't lie.

Posted by: tcn in AK
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Liberal white man started it. Everybody bitches sometime.
White judge, instead of telling the lawyer, GTFO of my courtroom with that BS said, Oh, really? And the balls been rolling ever since.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (pMmVV)

213 NOOD ALERT!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 05:40 PM (q177U)

214 Don't look now, but indigenous people slaughtered, raped, enslaved each other long before "colonizers" had anything to do with them. And lets not forget the indigenous peoples who welcomed tgeir new "colonizing" masters. So, why so serious?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 13, 2026 05:41 PM (wxsGM)

215 Apparently this nitwit doesn’t know the difference between ancestors and descendants.
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)
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i have noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors

Posted by: archy the cockroach at August 13, 2026 05:42 PM (amcLV)

216 Apparently this nitwit doesn’t know the difference between ancestors and descendants.
Posted by: Marguerite Snow at August 13, 2026 05:39 PM (dr4yb)

They have a tough time distinguishing between spouses and siblings, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 05:43 PM (1z8ji)

217 116 The asshats in Anchorage keep stating that Anchorage is built on Denaina land.... archeology shows that they had a very small fish camp for about three months out of the year on Ship Creek
Posted by: tcn in AK


My favorite "fun fact" about Berkeley:

Just as in Anchorage, there were roving bands (not entire tribes) of Native Americans who had seasonal camps on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay, attested by the occasional subsequent discovery of "shell mounds" -- garbage dumps where the natives would toss their oyster shells over the centuries.

Problem is, one of the shell mounds was in Emeryville, a boring industrial city, and another one was in Richmond, a run-down slum.

Desperate to claim some of that Indian authenticity, the city of Berkeley tried to trumpet the important of its purported shellmound -- even though there was no above-ground evidence of it anymore (presuming it ever even existed). The problem? All the shells now piled up there were actually from a modern seafood restaurant now on the site! Oooops. Carbon-dating showed no evidence of Native American presence after 780 AD, when they abandoned the site for unknown reasons.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Av6i5)

218 important = importance

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)

219 It's pretty bad when our government rips off our country worse than the fraudulent foreigners.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 05:54 PM (UKrJG)

220 209. Agreed.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 05:55 PM (sOA7y)

221 Given how Muslims religiously cleansed the Buddhists from Afghanistan and their genocides against the Armenians and Assyrians, I expect El-Sayed knows quite a bit about slaughtering indigenous peoples.

Perhaps instead of celebrating Eid we can declare that a roving holiday in remembrance of various peoples subjected to such treatment by Muslims.

Posted by: Sam at August 13, 2026 06:17 PM (7jMef)

222 7500 were killed in the Plains-Indians Wars by the Union Army-over a 50 year period. Anything other than that was either survival, defense, or criminal activity.

Posted by: wferrin at August 13, 2026 06:29 PM (uMa28)

223 I'd be willing to add an honor for Thanksgiving for all the goat humping, bottom feeding Muslims who've been killed.

Posted by: JohnD at August 14, 2026 10:01 AM (H5U7j)

WNBA: We Tried to Figure Out What a Woman Is But The Task Is Beyond Our Capabilities.

In fairness -- they're not biologists.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

6h

NEW: The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday.

A WNBA task force met to talk about transgender athletes, according to ESPN.

"Today's meeting covered a wide range of topics, including ongoing discussions on transgender athletes..." the WNBA said in a statement.

"We will continue to engage all league stakeholders in the coming weeks and months."

"We will approach these important conversations thoughtfully and in alignment with the values of our league. There are no immediate eligibility matters affecting the WNBA."

Remarkable. The Women's National Basketball Association needs months to figure out what a woman is.

Amusing video of Enes Kanter working out, with her breasts censored.

EssentiallySports
@ES_sportsnews
The WNBA has officially responded following a virtual task force meeting led by Commissioner Cathy Engelbert.

Addressing both ongoing discussions around transgender athlete eligibility and online harassment directed at players, the league released a statement clarifying its stance:

Key Takeaways From the WNBA Statement:

- No Immediate Changes:
The league confirmed that "there are no immediate
eligibility matters affecting the WNBA," reiterating that current policy (Article XIII) simply states "only players who are women are eligible to play."

- Denouncing Online Abuse:
The WNBA strongly condemned the "continued hate and vitriol directed at players online" and called out "bad-faith efforts to use these topics to demean or marginalize others." - a direct response to recent announcements by former NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring their intention to enter the 2027 WNBA Draft

Wesley Yang pointed out, correctly, that you cannot separate "good faith efforts" to say that intact men can play women's sports from "bad faith efforts" to say intact men can play women's sports because both claims are the exact same claims. There is no difference between a good-faith argument that 2+2=4 and a bad-faith argument that 2+2=4. It's the same claim. The "faith" of the claim doesn't enter into it.


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These ugly low-IQ cows say that they won't define a woman, or a trans woman, because that would make them "political pawns."

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Of course, WNBA coaches are eager to be political pawns for the trans extremists, wearing t-shirts demanding that "trans" men be allowed to play in girls sports.

They're scrambling to find a way to say both "all transwomen are women and welcome" and also "these motherf***rs ain't welcome here" but that's a task for genuises and these bitches ain't no geniuses.

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Royce White, the Stunning and Brave Trans Woman* (*for purposes of playing in the WNBA), impresses me as the most courageous and funny woman I have ever seen.

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The left is claiming that these trans women can't be real trans women because they haven't had trans surgery or chemical castration:


Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson

As a progressive, I fully support Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring themselves for the WNBA.

I only ask that they commit to the bit.

Medically transition. Take HRT, take blockers. Show us what your performance looks like when your body is at a deficit of both testosterone and estrogen.

Do this for 2-3 years. Then show up to open tryouts and show us all how well you perform after gaining 30% in fat mass and losing 5% muscle mass.

Go ahead Enes and Royce, chemically transition, or STFU.

The trouble is, of course, that the trannies have insisted that no such medical interventions are needed to "confirm" one's identity as a Proud Trans Kween.


Royce White 🇺🇸
@Highway_30

Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay

This is a great point: I see a lot of Yt men objecting to Kanter and Royce joining the league as the Proud Trans Women they are.

Is this just Racism Straight-Up?

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Wesley Yang
@wesyang

4h

Michelle Goldberg wrote a piece in Slate more than a decade ago trying to alert the world to the fact that under the new rules governing gender identity, any man who declares himself to be a woman is entitled to recognition as a woman.

Since then, a few things have happened: 1.) the governing institutions of the Western world have all worked feverishly to inscribe this standard into law and policy, 2.) an army of hundreds of thousands of young people were memed into existence claiming cross-sex identities, only a small minority of whom have medicalized in any way, 3.) the state has promised this army a right to violate sex-based boundaries on the basis of a claim to a cross-sex identity, 4.) while the public somehow remains oblivious to this fact and cynical trans activists and allies lie and say that medicalization is required when it serves their interest to do so.

Wesley Yang
@wesyang
What did y'all think "gender identity" meant? It means that male rapists and murderers can sue the state for entrance to women's prisons and win. It means that the European Court of Human Rights can declare that requiring genital surgery for cross-sex recognition is a human rights violation.

It means that an unfalsifiable, unprovable, non-observable subjective inner state knowable only through self-report becomes the basis for conferring a right to recognition on anyone claiming it and a duty of affirmation of that claim on anyone interacting with anyone claiming that state.

It means that under NY state law, former NBA players who declare themselves to be women can declare themselves to be women and apply for entrance to the WNBA and sue under New York State Human Rights Law, which contains no provision requiring any medicalization or demonstration of "sincerity" on the part of the plaintiff to quality as a "woman," if they are denied entry.

If these Proud Trans Women aren't real Trans Women because they haven't had any medical "confirmation" of their perceived gender -- can we now say the 87-95% of trans "women" who also haven't had such medical "confirmation" are Just Dudes as well?

Because I'll take that deal. (As a first step.)

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Great point -- they're trying to craft an air-tight definition of what a "trans woman" supposedly is in order to avoid creating a very basic, common sense definition for what an actual woman is.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator

It's kind of amazing that they are now trying to create a specific definition of what a trans person is all in order to avoid having a specific definition of what a biological woman is.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:36 PM




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Posted by: GF at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (W4Mfe)

2 Not a biologist

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (LX4y3)

3 I can haz n00ded

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (Sy6m/)

4 Royce's tweets have been hilarious.

This one is gross, but awesome:

"Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay"

http://tiny.cc/x5k8101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)

5 Tip o' the hat to Ace. Thanks for the posts/threads. No idea how you do it all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (XeU6L)

6 Shit isn't going too good for the league.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (YwXiJ)

7
Was you born with a puthy, or as a puthy ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (NtVYv)

8 Keep in mind getting your bits lopped off as a tranny means you can't enjoy sex...and the whole point of going tranny for most is that its a turn on to make lesbians or straight guys pretend you are a woman

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

9 "reeling, and writhing and fainting in coils" is about as good a description of the response to this as any.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)

10
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (NtVYv)

11 Of course they don't think they are political pawns. They think they are political masterminds.

Posted by: PG at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (0fNkB)

12 Excellent wesyang pullquotes.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 Nine Inch Clitoris would be good name for a band or even a beer.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (MWfyi)

14 "Royce White after CNN canceled an interview with him:

They're not giving black women a voice"


LOL!. Comedy gold. Which is why you'll never hear it on late night TV.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU)

15 > Keep in mind getting your bits lopped off as a tranny means you can't enjoy sex...

Some of the drugs do the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (mkw2N)

16 They cannot codify anything, so drafting will remain "discretionary". Which it is. I'm pretty sure there exists no "right" to be drafted, but it should get interesting when it hits the courts.

I can see teams arguing they didn't believe in the players' "intent" to play to their fullest or not become a sideshow or distraction to the other players.

The fact that all the teams agreed with each other becomes de facto proof there was an issue. It's bullshit but we are surrounded by bullshit.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iABCo)

17 Oh and I've seen a few threads on lefty sites where some lesbian says she believes transwomen are women and all but she's just not turned on my penises.

The response is invariably: You aren't a real lesbian if you aren't down with sexually pleasuring a female penis - you are a (gasp) straight woman with a vagina fetish

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

18 Great point -- they're trying to craft an air-tight definition of what a "trans woman" supposedly is in order to avoid creating a very basic, common sense definition for what an actual woman is.

I've got a definition of "trans woman" they can use:

Insane.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (O7YUW)

19 Jim, I'm just a country doctor, not a genderologist!

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (TN0g+)

20 10
The WNBS is really shitting the bed, they should have embraced the green dildoes
Posted by: Hatari
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They internalized those where the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)

21 This makes me wonder: are there trans players in the WNBA already that aren't open about it?

I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.

The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

22 I'm starting to love the WNBA.

Look for my new children's book "Caitlin and the Ghetto Apes" at a bookstore near you.

Also "Roberta and her Gigantic 8 Inch Clitoris"

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)

23 Between Supergirl and this and to an extent Rebecca Hong you can sort of feel the air going out of the "W0MAN" balloon just as muzzies are taking center stage. Can you not?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (iABCo)

24 This makes me wonder: are there trans players in the WNBA already that aren't open about it?

I mean, some of these bitches might not even be human.

The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
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Google and google AI consistently say no.

But Google lies....a LOT, so who knows?

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (TN0g+)

25 The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)


There is Burtney Grinder that should be looked at, eew

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (NtVYv)

26 Royce White is my new hero.

You go, girl!

Amazing how quickly we went from "any man who decides he is a woman is a woman" to "any man must have surgery and take hormones first to count as a woman".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (aD4fx)

27 Ever since this bullshit started, I've wondered how many "trannies" are just garden-variety cads.

I'm an old bastard, but I remember high school, and my male peers well.

If you don't think there are sexually normal teen boys out there who'd declare themselves tranny just to get in the girl's locker room.... well... you haven't known many teenage boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (IG3/x)

28 If I ran a business, anyone who used word like “engaging all stakeholders” would immediately get punched in the throat and fired.

Who gives a shit about stakeholders? This is about dickholders you retarded shitlib.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (CR4uu)

29 I hope Sophie doesn't get sucked into Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

30 'They're not biologists"? They couldn't figure it out because they are not men.

Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (HOf/p)

31 > The WNBA seems deathly afraid of even discussing what a "woman" is, in a way that suggests to me that they might already have a problem.

I think that's a big part of it. Another issue is they know the WNBA's meager audience is all-in on the tranny agenda. A great deal of the staff are as well.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:47 PM (mkw2N)

32 Trans women are women!

Trans men are men!

People who think that they are Napoleon are Napoleon!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (aD4fx)

33 Willowed:

I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

34 Anything they put in writing can be used against them legally. They must be very careful to keep their rules fluid. Like gender.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iABCo)

35 Be careful not to run over the stakeholder at the construction site.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)

36 9 Inch Clitoris would be a good name for a group featuring Trent Reznor and Courtney Love.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (IG3/x)

37 By the way, Bud Light should have Royce White beer cans.

They might win back market share.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)

38 The WNBA is just kicking the can down the road, hoping and praying this goes away and people stop paying attention once football starts. Pass the popcorn!

Posted by: toddg at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (ceFtv)

39
Interviewer: "What does the W in WNBA stand for?"

Porky Pig: "Wesbian."

Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

40 Jeez. I'm so sick of this perverted crap. The WNBA was on life support and suddenly discovered a couple of stars. Oh shit! They were white! Can't have that. There are black stars too! But they're lesbians. Most people would just say 'so what' but nooooo....these dipshits had to make a big deal of it.
So now white privilege looks a lot like white basketball players getting mugged on the court by black lesbians.
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)

41 "I don't know nuffin' 'bout birfin' babies!" Jeezus, welcome to the 21st century...

Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (AjR4+)

42 I saw 9 Inches of Clitoris open for The Lovin' Spoonful at the Omni in '79.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (oqH4h)

43 It actually makes sense for them to let dudes play. People might actually watch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)

44 This Royce White gal is growing on me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

45 Take the time out of your busy day to thank all the "leaders" in and out of government, and sports, who are completely mind-fucking entire generations of young people and children with this shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (t9gtU)

46
Royce White is doing a thing we dream about. He's on Twitter dishing it back at the wokies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (XJ22o)

47 Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 03:50 PM (2WIwB)

It’s okay, these bearded trannies are on our side and are helping to point out how ridiculous this whole thing is.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 > Ever since this bullshit started, I've wondered how many "trannies" are just garden-variety cads.

Some are autistic people who knew they were different, and someone convinced them that meant they were trans. Some are low status lefties who know embracing trans makes them a special hero. Some are easily gulled people who want to be special. A great deal have multiple psychological issues and collect trendy self-diagnoses like Pokemon cards. Another large contingent are hyper-sexual freaks who are emotionally broken.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (mkw2N)

49 I have decided to do my transition on a part-time schedule.

When it is my benefit to declare myself as a Trans Female I will do it.

When it is my benefit to be a biological male, I will declare that I am a Hight T male.

I will keep my schlong and declare it as an Inverted Mangina.

Thank You and have a nice day.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (SOf5W)

50 Another issue is they know the WNBA's meager audience is all-in on the tranny agenda.

Actually, it's worse than that - most lesbians don't want anything to do with trannies, and so becoming an openly tranny league repels their main fan base.

It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)

51 Court of International Trade has ruled against those challenging the removal of the de minimus rule on tariffs. Trump wins.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)

52 Hung by their own petard. Just when I thought there was no justice in the world.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (bX16E)

53 "This Royce White gal is growing on me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"


He should be declared Woman of The Year.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (GUOwU)

54 They cannot codify anything, so drafting will remain "discretionary". Which it is. I'm pretty sure there exists no "right" to be drafted, but it should get interesting when it hits the courts.
Posted by: ...



Which means, in a normalized legal sense, they have no ability to prevent any and all from joining the league. Marxism is fraud made manifest. Its goal is to destroy everything including those that profess it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)

55 My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

DAYYUMMMMM.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (wtvvX)

56 I dunno. Tall lesbians playing with balls sounds like a dream I had once.

Imagine that locker room shower. My dick would be harder than El Capitan.

Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)

57 Willowed from previous thread: I get Marine Corps oriented email-blog called "Compass Points." Today, he had this to say abou the Abraham Lincoln situation:

"The sailors of the USS Lincoln are on a deployment that has been extended. When asked what should be done to help the sailors onboard the USS Lincoln, one senior Marine with deep combat experience said, “Tell them to stop whining.”"

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (sFNX2)

58 > 43 It actually makes sense for them to let dudes play. People might actually watch.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 03:51 PM (CR4uu)

Between Angry Lesbian Smackdown and Tranny Theatre, it's headed toward being a three-ring circus.

Just needs some barking seals and a guy in a top hat holding a whip.

So what IS Slash up to nowadays?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (IG3/x)

59 I saw 9 Inches of Clitoris open for The Lovin' Spoonful at the Omni in '79.
Posted by: ballistic


That's a really big spoon.

Posted by: the weird bald kid in The Matrix at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)

60 8 Keep in mind getting your bits lopped off as a tranny means you can't enjoy sex...and the whole point of going tranny for most is that its a turn on to make lesbians or straight guys pretend you are a woman

----

Just because you don't find sex with somebody's open, festering wound enjoyable doesn't mean that the rest of us don't!

Posted by: Jazz at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Cjger)

61 I know this is all old ground around here but.....

If a male has gone through puberty, they have gained all of the physical advantages over women regardless of having parts lopped off or hormone therapy.

I also seem to remember that even with cross sex hormones, trans women (dudes who want you to call them Loretta) still have 10x the testosterone of actual women.

So all this talk about the steps one needs to take to be considered a woman is so much hand waving.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Iwv3U)

62 I think most trans-women who claim to have bottom surgery are obviously lying. They want to stick their lady penis into real women, that's the kink most of them have. It's a sexual fetish for 99% of them. Bruce Jenner is an obvious example. He totally lied about getting the clip IMHO.

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (q177U)

63 any entity that mentions "stakeholders" in their corp-speak in any way is a pile of horse sh*t

that concept is the opposite of competence

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (j+aD2)

64 Mangina upside down cake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (Cqx++)

65 Royce is a f’ing boss. It’s about time we gave it back to these people instead of sitting around waiting to be the last one taking it in the ass.

Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (sF+im)

66 Man are we distracted from the Epstien list.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (6LoT8)

67 > trans women (dudes who want you to call them Loretta)

The easy way to remember which is which is to just replace "trans" with "fake".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (IG3/x)

68 The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday.

All those gender studies majors? If any panel of credentialed experts could do it, I would think it would be them.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (PM/iv)

69 "The sailors of the USS Lincoln are on a deployment that has been extended. When asked what should be done to help the sailors onboard the USS Lincoln, one senior Marine with deep combat experience said, “Tell them to stop whining.”"

Eleven carrier deployments under Biden lasted longer than six months.

For some reason the media wasn't whining then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (aD4fx)

70 A 9 inch Lady Penis is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

71 anyway they already have men playing so wtf are these idiots gonna do

they have pretend-ladies ALREADY as IMPORTANT STAKEHOLDERS!

who cares about anything else?!?! must protect STAKEHOLDERS!

screw making money or entertaining people. that's not important to our STAKEHOLDERS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

72 Imagine that locker room shower. My dick would be harder than El Capitan.
Posted by: That Guy at August 13, 2026 03:53 PM (IYMzU)
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Some of those broads probably have clits bigger than your dick bro

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)

73 Maybe the WNBA can ask the new "Los Angeles County Office of Gender Equity"

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (V87Oy)

74 Royce White is taking a stand for all black sometimes women for the purpose of basketball. LET HER PLAY

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

75 A guy post-dickectomy was a patient where I worked. He only accepted female nurses.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)

76 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

BRB - over here pulling up a lawn chair or 3 and popping some popcorn.

Cold Coca-Cola, anyone? 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (fV+di)

77
I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

It's one of only 8 cities up 2026 vs 2025.
Posted by: BruceWayne

===============

I'm not surprised considering it's gotten steadily bluer, but what else is going on? That's crazy, San Diego. Is gang membership on the rise, what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (XJ22o)

78 I see there is a WNBA player; DeWanna Bonner

I said, no, do you ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NtVYv)

79 The easy way to remember which is which is to just replace "trans" with "fake".


I used to use this mnemonic but now I dgaf

you're a dude, Loretta

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)

80 Just too bad that he's not too fond of Jews and Israel:

A self-described antisemite, the latest vile remarks from Mr. White follow earlier rhetoric from the aspiring United States Senator decrying ‘the Jewish lobby,’ claims that Jews focus on the Holocaust ‘to provide a victimhood cover for their own corrupt practices,’ and the charge that Israel is ‘the lynchpin of the New World Order.’

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (kX27y)

81 "You better get your head in the game." is about to take on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

82 Dayum! I was not expecting that:

Genitalia doesn't determine gender. That's a cis normative fallacy. My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.

Wait, wut! I LOL'd at the office and folks are looking at me as if I farted out loud.. well, maybe I did! Now get off my lawn..

Boy, was that funny.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (VkY89)

83 If I tell all these White Angry Liberal Women that I am a Trans male, then I might get more Poontang then if I just pretended to be a Horn Dog Male Overdosing on Viagra???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 03:58 PM (SOf5W)

84 > 75 A guy post-dickectomy was a patient where I worked. He only accepted female nurses.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)

There's a story about some guy with a catheter fetish. He'd show up at the ER about once a week demanding a Foley.

This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)

85 They deserve to be seen.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)

86 basketball players getting mugged on the court by black lesbians.
Now here come the trannies, beards and all.
Piss off WNBA.
Posted by: Diogenes

The correct phrase is 'assaulted on the court'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (NnhvP)

87 Remember when "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" was an Eddie Izzard joke, and not a sexual orientation?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

88 > 87 Remember when "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" was an Eddie Izzard joke, and not a sexual orientation?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms Remembers at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

Rush Limbaugh had a bit about "male lesbians" also.

Funny stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (IG3/x)

89 Clitoris 9 > Keating 5

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:00 PM (2WIwB)

90 Trannies are the top of the Rainbow skill stack -- because they are the most violent, audacious and nuts. The quiet, we just want to legally marry crowd from the 1990s has literally disappeared.

End goal is child molesters. We'll have to go ghrough the beastiality and nacrophiliacs first, though.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bX16E)

91 Round up all the trannies and put them in a mental asylum with a basketball court.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (CR4uu)

92 they're trying to craft an air-tight definition of what a "trans woman" supposedly is in order to avoid creating a very basic, common sense definition for what an actual woman is.

How are they going to craft it to keep those two out and Justine Greiner- she of Russian men's prison fame- in?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (PM/iv)

93 Star Trek: Deep Clit 9

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

94 we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC


Winning!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (NnhvP)

95 I think Clitoris 9 is a team in Women's Major League Baseball, not the WNBA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (IG3/x)

96 Good grief with this crap.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

97 It's not just sports.

Notice that, whether pro or con, the entire bitter argument revolves around *men impersonating women,* rather than vice versa.

That's because there are no societal or financial benefits to being a man.

When one of these crazy broads glues a toe to her pussy and goes around saying "yeah, homey I'm a total dude, bro, high five and fist bump, my man," everyone just says "ok, lady. You look like a huge fag. Welcome to manhood. Enjoy getting the short end of every stick, but I guess you're used to it, what with the toe thing. Try not to get confused and falsely accuse yourself of rape, or sue yourself into the poor house because you want to fuck your tennis coach on a trip to Ibiza."

People only get fired up about M2F because they instinctively understand this is people trying to claim special carveouts and entitlements that aren't meant for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (BI5O2)

98 I'm not surprised considering it's gotten steadily bluer, but what else is going on? That's crazy, San Diego. Is gang membership on the rise, what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at

OKC was one of the 8 too. But our raw number is still pretty low. We just had that "youth involved incident" in June that kinda skewed the number a bit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:02 PM (YZ0Fo)

99 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

100 The old "Austin Powers" Test cannot be used anymore in the WNBA for proof that you are a woman.

Just ask Konjunji "Stonewall Jackson" Brown (US Supremo Courto) Expert of Females of the Opposite Sex.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (SOf5W)

101
Odds that Royce White will "tragically" turn up dead soon?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (O0L8i)

102 Better question, what is a basketball player?

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (0ViWo)

103 What a shit show the WNBA has become.

Posted by: Cambridge University at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (e2lsi)

104 > 99 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

105 99 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

Parody.. he's an ex basketball player... Male

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (FtULh)

106 I am also proud to be a Biological Male Lesbian...

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 04:04 PM (SOf5W)

107 Royce White is my new hero...
That's some funny stuff right there. And it's about time someone did this.

Posted by: GMan at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (GfWuY)

108 94 we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.


I am a semi-official consultant to lesbians using apps - I can tell by the face, even with filters

but it's like, every single "girl" who reaches out. is a guy. it SUCKS for these poor women (the lesbians)


anyway that's why the bars are going away too

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)

109 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (W2Pud)

110 90 "nacrophiliacs" Is that wierdos who want to have sex with sleeping folks?

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)

111 > Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.

He's a former NBA player who has decided he wants to play for the WNBA. He's not a real tranny. He's using their tranny acceptance to mock the league and having lots of fun at the same time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (mkw2N)

112 109 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?


who cares

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)

113 OT -

@JamesOKeefeIII did an undercover operation to expose Minnesota’s corrupt vouching system.

According to law, 1 registered MN voter can vouch for up to 8 persons — those 8 people do NOT need ID.

👉“You are the ID,” an Election Day Worker told O’Keefe👈

Dressed in a niqab, @camhigby showed that a transgender Muslim woman can easily be vouched for as a faceless voter without ID.

There is no record for persons being vouched for.

https://tinyurl.com/3byjjmkf

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (kX27y)

114
The black lesbian WNBA players can certainly identify the white women who play well and bring in increased income and popularity for the league. They beat on them during games. And the management and coaches are fine with that, since they selectively excuse the beatings.

They seem to prefer the league as it was -- a money-losing DEI grift for the untalented that extorts money from the NBA (i.e. actual players) and lets the lesbians' freak flag fly. The double talk is because they can't say that out loud.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (PbePe)

115 Out: Green dildos
In: Fleshlights and sex sleeves.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Sco7b)

116 > 110 90 "nacrophiliacs" Is that wierdos who want to have sex with sleeping folks?
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:05 PM (sFNX2)

Typo for "nachophiliacs".

Mmm.... warm queso...

Posted by: Love Has No Preferred Snack Food at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (IG3/x)

117 Enes Kanter Freedom says "Let the transition begin!"

Make sure to play with sound on.

https://x.com/i/status/2087185917047971948

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)

118 There's a story about some guy with a catheter fetish. He'd show up at the ER about once a week demanding a Foley.

This stopped once they started assigning a male nurse to perform the procedure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM


A French size 26 might have proved conducive to cessation, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)

119 Is this Royce White a real tranny or a parody? Please say it's a parody.

He's a trans-tranny and he's haviing a blast.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (PM/iv)

120 OT: An elderly Clinton-appointed judge just threw out the Federal lawsuit charging Harvard with racial discrimination.

The judge is a graduate of Harvard Law School.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (aD4fx)

121
He's a normal guy who is just trying to make a point, but he has to pretend that it's serious in order to make it.

--

Whew! You never know these days.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (qBdHI)

122 See? I knew what I was talking about!

https://youtu.be/DNy0TElah18?t=495

(The joke that matters is at 8:15)

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at August 13, 2026 04:07 PM (VHUov)

123 Typo for "nachophiliacs".

Mmm.... warm queso...
Posted by: Love Has No Preferred

So what was Jim from American Pie? Pastriphiliac?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

124 Ha...9 inches of clitoris. I hope Royce White does make it to the WNBA and destroys those bitches. Especially that stupid skank retard Angel Reese. Oh, and that DiJonai bitch too.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (XMwZJ)

125 Wesley Yang pointed out, correctly, that you cannot separate "good faith efforts" to say that intact men can play women's sports from "bad faith efforts" to say intact men can play women's sports because both claims are the exact same claims. There is no difference between a good-faith argument that 2+2=4 and a bad-faith argument that 2+2=4. It's the same claim. The "faith" of the claim doesn't enter into it.
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Shorter:

It's (D)ifferent When We Do It

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (JvZF+)

126 It seems to me that far too much of politics in America 2026 is trying to convince disingenuous and stupid people they they are ridiculous and insane by taking their stupid arguments to absolute absurdity and then watching them dance around the issue by accusing their opponents of being disingenuous Nazis.

You don't have a political system at that point.
You just have constant arguments with retarded toddlers unable to think outside of the cult.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

127 I gotta admit, this century pisses me off plenty, but when the entertainment value dials in, it sure brings a smile to my face.

But then, I've always appreciated the absurd...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (OUMaO)

128 I'm pretty sure women went extinct about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)

129 these two clowns who are having the time of their lives pointing out hypocrisy, are going to be the best white knights (ironic, huh) women have had in a generation.
I hope they win, both on the court and in proving their point.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (zafwz)

130 The WNBA is not funded by fans- they are subsidized by the NBA. They can be laughingstocks all the way to the bank, it makes no difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (zZu0s)

131 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?


who cares

==

OMG, I happened to unfortunately catch a glimpse of MSNOW this morning and they were acting like this was the biggest, grotesque abuse of power and the shredding of the Constitution that's ever been seen in our country's history. It's was surreal. The hysterics were off the charts.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:09 PM (qBdHI)

132 Royce White is doing a thing we dream about. He's on Twitter dishing it back at the wokies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Having "f- you" money does make it easier

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (vJrRc)

133 I've got to be
a nacho man

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)

134 It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?

Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)

135 ok so the meeting was a fail

is the W for wesbian now officially? or Wario?

weirdo? whiner? wildebeest?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)

136 Having "f- you" money does make it easier
Posted by: FeatherBlade at

I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

137 It is true if a biological male claims he/she/it is a female then we must respect this gesture with the appropriate response in the hospital environment.

Based on this then any person born being the wrong gender that they think they are because of a biological error then it is our duty to correct this mistake that was made prior to birth.

Thus, also if a transgender male stimulates his Mangina by jerking off than this considered the equal to stimulating the vagina tract with a false a dildo or finger......

Cackle .............. Cackle .............. Cackle ............

Posted by: Kami Harris at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (uGC0L)

138 You just have constant arguments with retarded toddlers unable to think outside of the cult.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
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Welcome to the US since at least the dawn of Obamaism.

The left has spiraled into a death cult where no amount of clubbing someone over the head with facts, logic, reason, or simple sanity can get through to them.

I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)

139 Meanwhile, the Lakers just sold for over $12 billion (with a "b").

The sad reality is that the NBA and its owners (and players) are so fucking stinking rich they can subsidize a dozen dogshit WNBA leagues of nasty black lesbians.

The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

140 Former ESPN host Samantha Ponder had this to say:

“The WNBA should be courageous. Stand for women. You can’t stand for something you can’t even define,” she said. “Acknowledge that the inherent differences between men and women were the whole reason we needed the WNBA in the first place.

“Boundaries, clarity and exclusion are not hateful in sport... they’re the prerequisite to playing and loving the game. Without the lines, without the rules, without the honesty about who’s in and who’s out, there is no fair competition.”

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

141 This is turning into a rather entertaining troll effort. Clay Travis is managing the board nicely. I'll tell you what was really discussed in that WNBA meeting. The topic of "what is a woman?" never came up. The true discussion was how to appear "inclusionary" without really being "inclusionary."

I'll bet the case of Yuengling Dark in my fridge that they change their new franchise by-laws in the next few months to reflect vague, non-committal and highly aloof language giving them the opportunity to turn down new franchises for "unexplained" reasons. That nulifies the Clay Travis team troll...and gives them plausible deniability.

Travis, and attorney (and a rather good one from what I'm told) will counter by establishing costs associated with setting up a new franchise and stick the WNBA with the bill.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (dIske)

142 Enes Kanter played at least ten seasons, as I recall. He's gotta be pretty rich.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)

143 So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?

Posted by: inquiring trannies want to know at August 13, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)


The flannel shirt section at Bass Pro Shops.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

144 OMG, I happened to unfortunately catch a glimpse of MSNOW this morning and they were acting like this was the biggest, grotesque abuse of power and the shredding of the Constitution that's ever been seen in our country's history. It's was surreal. The hysterics were off the charts.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Nasty people raising their blood pressure level to stroke all by themselves.

Leftism really is an evolutionary dead end. Saw another apparently stupid social media trend is to show yourself getting vaxx booster shots to support St. Fauci in his tribulations.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

145 136 Having "f- you" money does make it easier
Posted by: FeatherBlade at

I wouldn't exactly say he has fu money. He had to leave the nba after 3 games due to his fear of flying. Sure he had a nice 1st round pick contract and is a smart guy and manages his money well. But he does not have fu money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Correct. F-You Money is Elon Musk getting banned from one of the largest and most valuable platforms on the planet so he said F You and bought the platform.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (oqH4h)

146 I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h)
______

Better entertainment than the WNBA

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

147 OK cut the crap, everyone drop trou.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (JvZF+)

148 Peak 2026, here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (6Niep)

149 Remember when the Left was complaining that the right wanted to check people's genitals...

Who are the Genital Checkers now?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)

150 The flannel shirt section at Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:13 PM


Don't forget us.

Posted by: Doc Martens stores at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)

151 I haven't had a political argument with any leftist in at least a decade. I'd rather watch a monkey try to fuck a coconut than waste my time like that.
Posted by: ballistic
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At least with the monkey has a chance for a happy ending. Not so with a leftist.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

152 Enes Kanter played at least ten seasons, as I recall. He's gotta be pretty rich.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Enes had a nice long career with a few very nice pay days. Was forced to retire a few years earlier than I think he wanted when he spoke out against China and the league PNGd him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

153 I personally have about !000 dollars of sports jerseys hanging in my closet. I can look up from my laptop and see an autographed picture of Bobby Orr "Super-man" goal; can look across the room and see a Johnny Unitas autographed helmet. Across the hall, an autographed framed jersey from Roman Gabriel. I've seen maybe 2 minutes of the WNBA; Caitlyn Clark being throttled, Sophie Cunningham being clotheslined. Not a dime...

Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (AjR4+)

154 All this man woman playing each other's sport is silly and makes the sport look silly. Can't we have anything anymore without idiots ruining our pastime? Does it all have to be about the idiots?

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 04:15 PM (UKrJG)

155 Who are the Genital Checkers now?
Posted by: ...
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Coming soon to a Crackerbarrel Restaurant to you!!! Genital checkers. Fun for the whole family.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

156 FWIW ellipsis, I prefer to play Genital Chess.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

157 Remember when the Left was complaining that the right wanted to check people's genitals...

Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

158 Leftism really is an evolutionary dead end. Saw another apparently stupid social media trend is to show yourself getting vaxx booster shots to support St. Fauci in his tribulations.

--

Reminds me of...I think...those idiot pregnant women were downing lots of Tylenol because RFK, Jr. said it was unsafe. Can't quite recall the details because my mind blurs with all their insanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (qBdHI)

159 Lest anyone believe it’s a fairytale, Jefferies just confirmed at a speech in Atlanta that Democrats will stick the Supreme Court by adding justices and eliminate the senate filibuster.

I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.

They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (EWq0C)

160 Who are the Genital Checkers now?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:14 PM (iABCo)

We are working this corner.

Posted by: TSA Employees on the body scanners at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

161 FWIW ellipsis, I prefer to play Genital Chess.
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I get my kicks above the waist.

Posted by: Murray Head at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (TN0g+)

162 Does it all have to be about the idiots?
Posted by: Case
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Clown World makes it so and you might as well enjoy the floor show because the media, foreigners, and the insane asylums that we call universities nowadays are the producers.

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)

163 145, SPeaking of Musk, did you catch his latest UK troll with him as Austin Powers? The flip into a Union Jack Cyber Truck at the end is icing on cake.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (sFNX2)

164 And with all this and the new commie democrats the media is running with Trump and Epstein... I refuse to read the story.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (FtULh)

165 They just need to bring in Justice Jumanji to settle this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:18 PM (ndZc7)

166 > It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today

> So where do they meet up now? Softball fields? Subaru-part swap meets?

I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)

167 >>>These ugly low-IQ cows say that they won't define a woman, or a trans woman, because that would make them "political pawns."

FFS, WNBA. This isn't like parallel parking or something. Just check the oil.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)

168
Know what phrase you haven't heard in a while?

#War on Women

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (iABCo)

169 159 Lest anyone believe it’s a fairytale, Jefferies just confirmed at a speech in Atlanta that Democrats will stick the Supreme Court by adding justices and eliminate the senate filibuster.

I don’t know how many times Democrats have to tell you exactly what they’re going to do, only to have some doubt it.

They now have extreme radicals in their ranks and they are intent on destroying the country.
Posted by: Vengeance

Villains monologue. But the treacherous pieces of shit that call themselves Republican senators only do so behind closed doors or to Punchbowl News about the Orange Man.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)

170 In a couple of weeks, I will be back in the Sportscasting biz after a 6-year hiatus. I'll be covering NCAA Football to start, then transitioning (no pun intended) to NCAA Men's BB and Women's BB. I am curious as to what the WBB will be like to cover. I'll be remote, so I won't meet the players in person, but I bet I end up calling at least one chick a dude.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (vV6n9)

171 Alinksy Rule #4. Make enemies live up to their own book of rules

Alinsky Rule #6. Use tactics your people enjoy,

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (n9eFH)

172 FFS, WNBA. This isn't like parallel parking or something. Just check the oil.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (6Niep)

Made me think of a girl that goes to my gym. She has a sticker on her car that says "cute girls hit curbs".

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

173 I've never been prouder of my unisex name. I've got so much proudness right now. sigh.

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXkDz)

174 "Genital Checkers"? Is that where you get to jump the other team and get to be king?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

175 Well this could be fun...
Mrs D just pointed out a story that the Hell's Angels are taking a ride from Sturgis to Dearborn. Woohoo!!! Better stock up on some popcorn.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (2WIwB)

176 I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Those damn troons, they have just spoiled the setup scenes for busty lesbo pron movies.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)

177 But the treacherous pieces of shit that call themselves Republican senators only do so behind closed doors or to Punchbowl News about the Orange Man.
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They're all in their 60s and DON'T WANT to change the world--they just want to ensure they can continue to collect their graft for the two decades they have left between now and their death. They don't give a damn what happens to the country or what happens to you.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)

178 174 "Genital Checkers"? Is that where you get to jump the other team and get to be king?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Unless you are a troon, then you say Queen Me.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)

179 Claiming to be a transexual has quite a few moving parts. Some are defective individuals, mental cases. Some are opportunistic pervs.

Some have cleverly discovered a method to increase their chances of recruitment and/or retention in the workplace. White males have been persona non grata for forty years now. This puts them at, or near the top of the victimology stack. Brian in accounting is now Brianna in accounting.

And you can't fire him, without a lawsuit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (t9gtU)

180 We had roller derby and demo derby What went wrong? We had it all and we let it go.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (KGj36)

181 They're all in their 60s and DON'T WANT to change the world--they just want to ensure they can continue to collect their graft for the two decades they have left between now and their death. They don't give a damn what happens to the country or what happens to you.
Posted by: Crusader

I think they are actually on the other side. GOP has been porous for years with stupid open primaries and infiltrators. Lots of that going on right now in Florida hoping low iq voters don't pick up on that in congressional district primary races.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)

182 We had roller derby and demo derby What went wrong? We had it all and we let it go.
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I blame Pinky Tuscadero and the Fonz.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (TN0g+)

183 MWNBASDMO

Make the WNBA Slam Dunk More Often

According to a Google search there have been a total of 39 dunks in the WNBA since its debut in 1997.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (kXj+s)

184
Story at Cowboy State Daily.

Bad wreck in Wyoming involving 4 motorcycles and a couple of trucks. I wonder if they were on the way to Sturgis.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (/QHx4)

185 I enjoy watching videos of peak Larry Bird back in the day. The contrast of NBA performance and athleticism, then and now, compared to the WNBA is stark...jarring even. That they imagine that they should be making money on par with NBA players is just laughable.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 04:23 PM (XMwZJ)

186 139. The sad reality is that the NBA and its owners (and players) are so fucking stinking rich they can subsidize a dozen dogshit WNBA leagues of nasty black lesbians.

The money they piss away on the WNBA is pocket lint to them. Rounding error. It's well worth the virtue signaling and -- more importantly -- to buy papal indulgences for the violent thugs in the men's NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

We take umbrage with that!

Posted by: Chinese new arena team & phila city council at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

187 >>>These ugly low-IQ cows say that they won't define a woman, or a trans woman, because that would make them "political pawns."

Oh, that's fucking rich. This whole dumpster fire is nothing but an op.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (DpZaL)

188 Hassan Piker is hobbling it back:

“I said it in 2019, and you know if you listen to the full conversation, you very quickly understand what I’m talking about,” Piker said. “I should have phrased things better.”

Piker made the vile comments in 2019 during a broadcast on Twitch.

The full quote was, “This is so insane. America deserved 9/11 dude, fuck it. I’m saying it… We totally brought it on ourselves.”

...

“I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.

...

Elsewhere in the podcast appearance, Piker defended his use of pejoratives for Israeli settlers calling Republicans ‘inbred hicks’.

“I’ve called Republicans inbred hicks my whole life. I call, you know, Nazis inbred. I call them pigs. You know all these different things. I’ve gotten banned for this,” said Piker.



https://tinyurl.com/2hrtt32p
(Breitbart)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6ydKt)

189 "Genital Checkers"? Is that where you get to jump the other team and get to be king?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

Got to use your junk to move the pieces. Sorry, ladies. Them's the rules.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6Niep)

190 Posted by: SpeakingOf
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I hope he comes into the tender embrace of electric gloved ICE officers as they frogmarch him to his deportation plane. He is indeed a fake American.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)

191 Re: sidebar Lovecraft

Wth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

192 I've seen posts online saying every lesbian meetup app and message board is completely infiltrated by trannies. The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N)
_______

I know it for sure. Several family friends and friends of friends are lesbians or at least also like girls. They constantly complain about it. I've seen some of the dating app profiles on their apps. Big hairy dudes with beards. Not even trying to pretend.

The dating apps for straight men are crawling with trannies too.

Madness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

193 The only places that aren't full of trannies are small groups run by the users that insta-ban men.

Portland has no lesbian bars.

What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)

194 180 We had roller derby and demo derby What went wrong? We had it all and we let it go.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Jim Croce song about the good ole days,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjy7XPUqNN0

"I Fell In Love with a Roller Derby Queen"

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)

195 Royce White is currently my favorite person in the fake/online/news world.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (mKrWd)

196 This is some seriously weird shit. I'm honestly hoping the men, identifying as women, get to play. There's going to be a massive amount of triangulating going on over at the WNBA and among the left in general.

Clarifying even.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (2Cry5)

197 "NEW: The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday."

Conclusion: Women admit they're just not that bright.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (oji8u)

198 “I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.

--

1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)

199 Just read in the WSJ that the USS Washington carrier group is on way to relieve the Lincoln.

Lincoln did a good job in Epic Fury. MANY sorties. Bon Voyage and welcome home sailors and Marines.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (sFNX2)

200 Make all WNBA players play in string bikinis. Let the consumer decide if they are man or women.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (4nEvu)

201 Madness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

It is to lol.

Your LQBTQ++ big tent is now a haunted house.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 04:30 PM (6Niep)

202 Make all WNBA players play in string bikinis. Let the consumer decide if they are man or women.
Posted by: Reforger

There are like 3 players you want to see in that, maybe. And 2 of them play for the fever.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

203 I like the way he apologized ('most importantly') for giving Republicans an opportunity to attack him.

Who's he analogizing to there, exactly... himself?

Is he so full of himself that's he's apologizing because the DSA-Democrats love him and therefore look bad standing next to such a silly prick who gets attacked by inbred Nazis over the words coming out of his mouth?

This guy is really a piece of work.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

204 > I enjoy watching videos of peak Larry Bird back in the day. The contrast of NBA performance and athleticism, then and now, compared to the WNBA is stark...jarring even.

Larry Bird had amazing court vision and was able to break through defenses quickly, but he sure looked sloppy as hell 95% of the time. Off-balance, flailing his arms around, lobbing weird low-percentage shots at the hoop that somehow went in.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 04:31 PM (mkw2N)

205 I know it for sure. Several family friends and friends of friends are lesbians or at least also like girls. They constantly complain about it. I've seen some of the dating app profiles on their apps. Big hairy dudes with beards. Not even trying to pretend.

--

These dating apps are like playing Russian Roulette. Get a tranny. Get a psychotic loon. Get murdered...

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (qBdHI)

206 Larry Bird had amazing court vision and was able to break through defenses quickly, but he sure looked sloppy as hell 95% of the time. Off-balance, flailing his arms around, lobbing weird low-percentage shots at the hoop that somehow went in.
Posted by: bonhomme

Best shit talker of all time too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

207 “I apologize for those who I have offended, but most importantly, apologize for giving an opportunity to the right to just like use this against me,” he continued.

--

1. Act vile, say vile things.
2. Blame people for calling you out on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 04:29 PM (qBdHI)
====

"Like, I'm sorry already. OK?"

Such a petulant nepot. The Mao getup he wore to college Democrats was based on fashion advice from Andrew Tate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 04:32 PM (JvZF+)

208 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (d0hH6)

209
Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)

210 Remember when the Left was complaining that the right wanted to check people's genitals...

Who are the Genital Checkers now?
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I saw the Genital Checkers open for the Revolting Cocks in Sacramento.
Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

Genital Chex - it's not just for breakfast anymore...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (nbLIj)

211 analogizng = apologizing.

Autocorrect is your friend.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (6ydKt)

212 Actually, it's worse than that - most lesbians don't want anything to do with trannies, and so becoming an openly tranny league repels their main fan base.

It''s why we've gone from hundreds of lesbian bars forty years ago to less than twenty today - there is no way to keep the men wearing dresses out of the bars, so actual lesbians don't want to hang out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)


Since not being able to keep the lesbian dirtbags out has destroyed male spaces, I have inverse sympathy, a.k.a. schadenfreude. Ha-ha!

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (Sy6m/)

213 FWIW ellipsis, I prefer to play Genital Chess.
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I get my kicks above the waist.
Posted by: Murray Head


You were correct, sir. The queens the WNBA uses do not excite me.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (VHUov)

214 As above -

Greg Price
@greg_price11

Abdul El-Sayed deleted a lot of his old tweets.

Here's one from three years ago where he demanded that Americans spend their 4th of July cookouts thinking about Israel.
1:06 PM · Aug 12, 2026 138.1K Views

(It goes on to say)

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed -

Israel has illegally occupied #Jenin for >1/2 a century.
Israel's gov't is enabling settler colonialism here.
Their military attacked a refugee camp...in the illegally-occupied territory.
8:28 PM - July 4, 2023 - 4,712 Views

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)

215 The Women's National Basketball Association was unable to determine what a woman is during a meeting on Wednesday."

Hey, it's not like Rocket Scientists know what rockets are, either.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 04:35 PM (PM/iv)

216 Amusing video of Enes Kanter working out, with her breasts censored.

----------------

"That's hot! Oh, my ..."

/obligatory George Takai

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (lU3j7)

217 Honestly...as sympathetic to keeping men out of women's spaces as I might be...

Would we really be having this issue if they'd just let men have their own spaces instead of demanding to be able to barge in at will?

Bad things happen when the social contract breaks...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 04:36 PM (OUMaO)

218
You're taking it all too hard, say..

AOC, Bernie, James Clyburn, Mamdani, yada, and the large majority of their fellow Democrats.

And you know they're lying.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

219 Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)

(clears throat conspicuously)

Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM (nbLIj)

220 Any men's sport played by women will be a mediocre imitation of the original. The reason women's gymnastics is compelling is that the routines are made for women's bodies. You'd think someone would create a sport similarly employing female physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 04:33 PM (O0L8i)

(clears throat conspicuously)
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:39 PM


Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

221 The WNBA becomes the minor league for the NBA.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

222 Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

Well, they've had more practice using brooms, so...

(runs serpentine/ducks/rolls/dives...)

Posted by: Beach Volleyball at August 13, 2026 04:46 PM (nbLIj)

223 If a man is not drafted by the NBA, or cut from the NBA, well, maybe he wasn't a good enough basketball player because he's not fully a man.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

224 The percentage of trannies playing high level women's sports that has had bottom surgery is zero.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (KC5Lt)

225 Women's curling is more enjoyable to watch than men's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Men get self-conscious yelling "Hard! Ha-a-arrrrrrd!!!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

226 The idea of the WNBA supporting men in the league while also refusing to define what a woman is is what I refer to as a Catch 2026.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 04:59 PM (Ve/HL)

227
My trans-affirming doctor told me I can think of my genitalia as 9 inches of clitoris.



Royce White is definitely more woman than even the most womanly cis-woman breeder. With 9 inches of clitoris, even us men will be able to find it!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2026 05:29 PM (y9nCu)

228 Many Muslims keep dogs either as pets or working dogs either for hunting or livestock guardians. It is more of a cultural thing than a religious belief I can think of at least 10 breeds that came from Muslim majority lands.
Many "Christians" also believe dogs are unclean such as Trump.

Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 05:33 PM (1DigJ)

229 Surprised to find out that Royce White ran for Senate this year and won the primary to run against Amy Klobuchar two years ago.

Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 05:48 PM (ZvXvn)

230 Portland has no lesbian bars.

What Portland does have are lesbian raves, held in empty warehouses and what not, organized using closed Facebook groups so the men wearing dresses can't find out about them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2026 04:28 PM (aD4fx)

There was a Bar across the alley from our Hotel in Paris last year that had a sign out front reading,"Lesbian Bar Women Only". Couple of tough looking broads standing outside.

Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (zFsEm)

231 .
.
WNBPAAIP+ ?

Posted by: Marooned at August 13, 2026 06:09 PM (kt8QE)

The Left's Dreamboat Assassin Luigi Mangione Close to Pleading Guilty In Execution of United Healthcare CEO and Father Brian Thompson

These are federal charges, so they plea deal is being negotiated by "Trump's" DOJ. But we all know about the Southern District of NY, where Comey's foul daughter worked.

If this is a sweetheart deal -- if it's anything less than life in prison without parole -- then every single corporation should immediately evacuate New York City, as this communist shithole has been determined to be a place where a jury won't convict a leftwing killer.

And if Trump doesn't like the deal, he should overrule "his" lawyers and yank it off the table.


I fear that's exactly the plan.


Luigi Mangione is expected to plead guilty Friday to federal charges in connection with the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in Manhattan, according to sources familiar with the matter.

The expected plea change comes less than a month before Mangione, 28, is scheduled to go to trial in a state murder case in connection with the fatal shooting of Thompson, 50, a father of two.

Luigi Mangione was meeting with his lawyers this morning at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn in advance of tomorrow's federal court hearing in Manhattan, according to a source familiar with the matter.

Lawyers for Mangione declined to comment. The Justice Department and a court spokesperson also declined to comment.

It is unclear if Mangione will plead guilty to one or both of the two stalking-related charges in his federal case. While details of Mangione's plea are not immediately clear, he could reverse his decision at any time, even during the hearing.

Sources familiar with the matter stressed that plea negotiations are ongoing and that nothing is final until Mangione himself accepts or enters into a plea deal.

If he is convicted, he could face a life sentence.

"Could"?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 That young man deserves only one thing.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (MWfyi)

2 Dang, almost got first.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 02:32 PM (zMzlR)

3 Notice I didn't ponce around like some gay blade.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:32 PM (MWfyi)

4
Howz about a double execution, Luigi and Tyler.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:32 PM (/QHx4)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 02:32 PM (TN0g+)

6 Thsi was a political murder and this little prick deserves a needle.


Posted by: Alamo at August 13, 2026 02:33 PM (xXL4n)

7 Apparently the others have been alerted.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 13, 2026 02:33 PM (zMzlR)

8 Burn him!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:34 PM (g8Ew8)

9 Double Dang!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2026 02:34 PM (Lzhdy)

10 Has Mario disowned Luigi?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 02:34 PM (amcLV)

11 Dawn, firing squad.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (Q/FnY)

12
He deserves Ol' Sparky, but-

if he gets life without parole in a SuperMax...well..that's okay.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (iJfKG)

13 I put myself through the thought process of if LMs target was a diary-writing dog torturer, and wonder if I would be as upset with LM still.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (9CU5T)

14 That's crazier than 4 cats in a bag of beans.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

15 This is the trial where death is on the table? I am guessing the genesis of this is the little ratfuck commie cunt doesn't want to die. Too bad his victim didn't get that choice.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (iABCo)

16 A normal democrat president wouldn't pardon him (right?) but I can see some of the upcoming crop of loonies doing so. We need state charges.

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (l3Npx)

17 If a plea deal is being discussed, it's obviously something less than life. Otherwise, he could just plead guilty and gamble on the sentencing, or just go to trial and hope for acquittal.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (K9nu8)

18 Notice I didn't ponce around like some gay blade.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:32 PM (MWfyi)


There you go flouting the rules by flaunting your independence.

Want some flautas?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

19 It's NY. Odds are even some leftist on the jury will nullify any lengthy sentence anyway.

Posted by: Bete at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (LX4y3)

20 Plea deals... entrap the innocent, and let the guilty have less punishment.

Note, 98% of FBI cases end in plea deals... FBI has a 98% conviction rate...

How coincidental!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)

21 That's crazier than 4 cats in a bag of beans.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me it's raining.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 02:36 PM (amcLV)

22 He will never be convicted of any state charges at all.

If there's a chance to lock him up federally, we should do it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (AdHga)

23

Murderers should get the death penalty.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (/QHx4)

24 What are the chances that the Gov of NY pardon's him on humanitarian grounds it seems pretty high to me that she will do it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (ubCxQ)

25 Surely his victim has family.

Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (zFsEm)

26 Something tells me Luigi will enjoy being some dude's bitch in prison

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (YwEeS)

27 If there's a chance to lock him up federally, we should do it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (AdHga)
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I fear you are correct on the state charges. I also fear some dipshit lefty president thinking it's cool to pardon him or commute his sentence

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (l3Npx)

28 Slim pickin's if he's considered handsome for the desperate women or trans who lurve him. Bleah.

I think he's ghey to start with as I read about his Thai boy friends before he murdered. Premeditated murder. Life with no parole and he can meet some new friends in prison and be someone's beetch.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (hzuYO)

29 But, he's a dreamboat. ⛵. He makes my no-no square tingly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (7zn4w)

30 Life sure is cheap now in the good ole U.S.A.

Mission Accomplished, I suppose. I wonder if the rank and file leftists will ever realize this is a two way street.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (t9gtU)

31 O/T but note how Sliwa is in fact a fraud.
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Curtis Sliwa Calls Out 9/11 Families Demanding NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Stay Away from Ceremony: 'Stop Being Sore Losers!'

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)

32 Since this is turning into a gay thread, if I were his lawyer I’d have him claim to be a woman and argue for incarceration at a girly penitentiary

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (aIUZW)

33 This way, he will do time regardless of what NYC juries or Alvin Bragg try and pull.

Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (SHHm+)

34 Turley this morning said that the two stalking charges from the Feds carry lifetime prison sentences. The state charges will create a possible jury nullification due to Mangione’s legions of fans. Will only take one juror to nullify.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (EiUt/)

35 24 What are the chances that the Gov of NY pardon's him on humanitarian grounds it seems pretty high to me that she will do it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Can't do that for federal crimes. Governors are limited to state crimes and specifically Mangione is apparently pleading guilty to fed crimes.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

36 Might as well post a bounty on all our heads, shoeshine boy to CEO. They want us all dead.

This ratfuck will probably end up on the board of Netflix and a Professor of Ethics at NYU.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (OLnyK)

37 I wonder if the rank and file leftists will ever realize this is a two way street.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (t9gtU)
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Not to be a downer, but it doesn't seem like a 2-way street - at least at this time. It's pretty much one way

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (l3Npx)

38 I have become less enamored over the years of giving the State power over death.

Not me getting soft as such I just know they want to kill us and I don't like anything that gives them another shining path to do so.

Obviously when it comes to that it will be rice fields not death row but still the whole thing gives me pause.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (iABCo)

39 I fear you are correct on the state charges. I also fear some dipshit lefty president thinking it's cool to pardon him or commute his sentence

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:38 PM (l3Npx)

Entirely possible.

And it would be completely clarifying for those of us who still hope to avoid the worst parts of the Spanish unpleasantness.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)

40 This is interesting - Jonathan Turley is noting that this might eliminate the state charges as NY has more generous double jeopardy rules.

https://x.com/i/status/2087970014112657751

We shall see if the Sources are Saying true.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (NgtDg)

41 NYC wouldn't bother bringing charges. They're too busy prosecuting people like subway hero Daniel Penny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (WOnE5)

42 His victim was just carrying out Obamacare edicts, right?

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (aIUZW)

43 It wasn't murder murder.

Posted by: Whoopi at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (Cqx++)

44 We shall see if the Sources are Saying true.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (NgtDg)

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (AdHga)

45 35 Can't do that for federal crimes. Governors are limited to state crimes and specifically Mangione is apparently pleading guilty to fed crimes.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

Wasn’t it there some reason they had to take the federal death penalty off the table? I’m thinking they wanted to treat him as the terrorist that he is to go for the DP, but someone or something put the kabosh on that.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (SjAWL)

46 > I fear you are correct on the state charges. I also fear some dipshit lefty president thinking it's cool to pardon him or commute his sentence
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If there was a number of clear eyed killers in lockup that had a propensity for murdering lefties, pardon them now and give them some work.

This fucker for instance, if he's out on the street. I'm sure there are others that need "servicing."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (2Cry5)

47 Curtis Sliwa Calls Out 9/11 Families Demanding NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Stay Away from Ceremony: 'Stop Being Sore Losers!'

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)

Trump really is a once in 100 year phenomenon.

Why do "Republicans" cede ground constantly? So tiring.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (iABCo)

48

Sore losers?

Sorry, i'm a little mad you ragheads killed my family. Just a bit sore about that.

Geez Louise.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:44 PM (/QHx4)

49 And it would be completely clarifying for those of us who still hope to avoid the worst parts of the Spanish unpleasantness.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)

You mean Gonny Ria?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:44 PM (g8Ew8)

50 43 It wasn't murder murder.

Posted by: Whoopi at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM (Cqx++)
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Murder is such an ugly word. Couldn't we call it 'transitioning to unalive'?

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 02:45 PM (EL1H9)

51 Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

You had to be there.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:45 PM (iABCo)

52 Sliwa should concentrate on managing the 50 cats in his apartment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:45 PM (7zn4w)

53 Not to be a downer, but it doesn't seem like a 2-way street - at least at this time. It's pretty much one way
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Believe me, I understand. But things change, history is very clear on that. Oftentimes, even usually overnight. Not prepared to say I'm gonna like it either.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:46 PM (t9gtU)

54

I call that a bargain
The best I ever had

Posted by: Luigi at August 13, 2026 02:46 PM (Cqx++)

55 You mean Gonny Ria?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:44 PM (g8Ew

Also as well.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AdHga)

56
United Healthcare, whatever their faults, were not responsible for the medical state of Mangione's back injury nor his de facto impotence. He had access to the best treatment, with or without UHC, and his problem was incurable. His life sucked and he felt like shooting somebody.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (VWtfl)

57 Go to trial. No way all 12 convict!

I think there are enough stupid people they could get on that jury to convict unfortunately. Look what happened with OJ on the reverse side.

The OJ jury wasn’t stupid. They knew full well what they were doing, as retribution for Rodney King

The charges they’re planning to plea guilty to are the 2 federal stalking charges so that they can potentially use these charges to argue that New York’s Double Jeopardy law would make it so the state murder charges couldn’t be charged since the stalking charges are directly linked to the murder case. Maybe plea to those stalking charges and they drop the state charges to only a few and ask for concurrent sentences to do like 25 years. Better than life I suppose.

Jury Nullification was actually promising in this instance. I understand the option and choice to plea for a lesses sentence; however, this was a chance for the general public to show up for him and send a message of utter disdain towards insurance companies as a whole with a not guilty verdict.

Or, he realized that the real world is not Reddit and he doesn't have the blind support he has here. 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (K9nu8)

58 That young man deserves only one thing.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (MWfyi)

The Paolo?

Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (qwLiq)

59 Turley is noting that this might eliminate the state charges as NY has more generous double jeopardy rules
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What sort of jiggery-pokery is this??

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (t9gtU)

60 You read it here first:

He will be released within 5 years and lauded as a hero.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (JvZF+)

61 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (AdHga)


Now what did I do!

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (NgtDg)

62 Predictions:

1. 25 years (20 years for the murder 5 added for gun violation)
2. Eligible for parole in 10
3. This pisses off most of us due to the leniency.
4. Supporters of Mangione will argue it's too harsh.

This idiot murderer still gets hundreds of letters daily from women admirers across the world.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)

63 The same people that cheer and excuse Luigi are the same ones demanding Trump tone down his rhetoric 'cause some radical left-wing judge says--without evidence--they are getting death threats.

When you see people on the right swooning over Jared Laughner, I'll agree Trump needs to tone down his rhetoric.

Until then, fuck off and eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (3cUTc)

64 He might plead to littering. You know, leaving dead bodies around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (ndZc7)

65 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at

What a bunch of fucking ghouls.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

66 Luigi Mangione is a short smug toad.
Hasan Piker is a generic mannekin.

And ye both of these violent leftist maniacs are popular (so we are told) because lonely AWFLs find them "handsome" or "hot" -- if you get your panties wet over some guy, then apparently you adopt their demonic political philosophy as well.

But seriously -- both of these guys are "mid" at best. Maybe compared to the typical low-T soyboy creep-nerds these woman are used to dating, Mangione and Piker are hot stuff?

Or it is the reverse: The media glamorize them as hot for the very reason of trying to get women to adopt their toxic politics -- even though no one really thinks they're hot?

Someone clue me in on this.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (Av6i5)

67 "If he is convicted, he could face a life sentence."

I thought the issue was "he could face a death sentence", and avoiding death was the purpose of Luigi taking a plea deal. Or do prosecutors think a jury will likely have at least one that secretly believes Mangioni is a hero?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

68 How about we put them at opposite ends of a fully enclosed room, put a gun with one round in the middle of the floor, and lock the door.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vTZFs)

69 How about we put them at opposite ends of a fully enclosed room, put a gun with one round in the middle of the floor, and lock the door.
Posted by: Oddbob

Can we put em in a leg shackle with a hacksaw first?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

70 Or, he realized that the real world is not Reddit and he doesn't have the blind support he has here.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (K9nu

Holy shit...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:50 PM (AdHga)

71 Curtis Sliwa Calls Out 9/11 Families Demanding NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Stay Away from Ceremony: 'Stop Being Sore Losers!'
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)
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Once a goombah always a goombah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:50 PM (JvZF+)

72 Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)
_______________________

NY hasn't done an execution since the early 60's

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (dIske)

73 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:43 PM (AdHga)


Now what did I do!

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (NgtDg)

We decided - without your input - that you and your stepstool were going to be the new Press Secretary whilst MWR and her trampoline were going to be your Deputy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (AdHga)

74 Or, he realized that the real world is not Reddit and he doesn't have the blind support he has here.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


Well, that's one redditor that's going to be hounded off the platform

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (vJrRc)

75 Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (NgtDg)

The horde wants you as Karoline Leavitts replacement as Press Secy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (y8wRt)

76 But seriously -- both of these guys are "mid" at best. Maybe compared to the typical low-T soyboy creep-nerds these woman are used to dating, Mangione and Piker are hot stuff?

Or it is the reverse: The media glamorize them as hot for the very reason of trying to get women to adopt their toxic politics -- even though no one really thinks they're hot?

Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie
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Birth control pills change feminine perceptions of males. Witness AOC dumping her soy boy after going off the pill to harvest her eggs.

Replicated research.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)

77 I am hoping Silwa was injecting some irony in that statement, but who knows these days.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (9c7Cw)

78 I would be the most benevolentish Press Secretary, it is true.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (NgtDg)

79 So apparently its frowned upon to kill defenseless people by stalking and ambush. Its, you know, not the kind of thing that will get you the death penalty, but you'll spend some time in jail.

Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)

80
The crazy bitches are not hot for the murderers. They are hot for the publicity they will get. Probably money also from interviews.

Sick

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (/QHx4)

81
The DSA types want more Mangiones. Because that's what socialists do: kill anyone who is in their way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)

82 Or it is the reverse: The media glamorize them as hot for the very reason of trying to get women to adopt their toxic politics -- even though no one really thinks they're hot?

Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie


Probably this last is the real case.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc)

83 Hey, how about the reports about the USS Abraham Lincoln? Are they true? As a vet I an incensed if they are. Please cover it and let us know what's happening.

Posted by: nraendowment at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (dU7L4)

84 Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (NgtDg)

The horde wants you as Karoline Leavitts replacement as Press Secy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:51 PM (y8wRt)

I definitely read that as Press Sexy and was like... welp, when Fen's right, she's right.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (AdHga)

85 Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM

Its #2.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (y8wRt)

86 77 I am hoping Silwa was injecting some irony in that statement, but who knows these days.
Posted by: Halfhand

He stayed in the mayoral race despite no chance because he and his family were benefiting from the campaign funds. Sleazy trick just like in the Producers. Run in a hopeless race but make big claims, get paid.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)

87 Nope. Death wasn't even on the table anymore. I didn't realize. This plea deal shit sucks. If you can't sentence a guy to life for this then the social contract is totally broken.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (iABCo)

88 So apparently its frowned upon to kill defenseless people by stalking and ambush. Its, you know, not the kind of thing that will get you the death penalty, but you'll spend some time in jail.

Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)

Whew! I was worried there for a second.

Tranny Tyler

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (AdHga)

89 I was for the Death Penalty then I watched the Rittenhouse trail where the Prosecutor tried to convict him They knew he was defending himself and even threw in the illegal gun charge know the exemption if the gun was so long and the Defense wanted to measure the rifle because it complied with the law and the Prosecutor agreed right on the spot.
That trial opened my eyes that they would railroad anybody if they thought they could score political points

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (ubCxQ)

90 *blows kiss to Nearsider*

That is quality sucking up.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (NgtDg)

91
OK. Comes the dawn. We have "universal health care". Instead of some nasty insurance company saying you can't be treated, we have some altruistic government functionary saying you can't be treated. Is it all right to shoot them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (O0L8i)

92 He stayed in the mayoral race despite no chance because he and his family were benefiting from the campaign funds. Sleazy trick just like in the Producers. Run in a hopeless race but make big claims, get paid.
Posted by: whig at

Ryan Guirdusky reported back that he was told by people in the know. Sliwa was offered 10m to get out and wouldn't because keeping the campaign grift open was more lucrative in the future

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

93 You can't make a deal with Leftists, they have a zero integrity.

If I was on a Murder One jury, and the jurors were dead-locked between the death penalty and the prison, and the judge offered life without parole (LWOP) as a compromise when I thought the accused deserved the death penalty, I would have taken LWOP to ensure a conviction.

But now I can't. Democrat-run jurisdictions have now released murderers in prison for LWOP on many occasions.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (HlyYF)

94 Heh. Troy Jackson the Maine Dem had his partner call the cops on him for assault back in the 90s. He also said he would have run as a communist. Maine Dems know how to pick em

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (WOnE5)

95 The media glamorize them as hot for the very reason of trying to get women to adopt their toxic politics -- even though no one really thinks they're hot?

Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (Av6i5)
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The media is busting out with ghey dudes. Only ghey dudes and 14 year old girls think in those terms.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (JvZF+)

96 80
The crazy bitches are not hot for the murderers. They are hot for the publicity they will get. Probably money also from interviews.

Sick
Posted by: four seasons

True. They like the killing of their "enemies". They're sick assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (7zn4w)

97 That is quality sucking up.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (NgtDg)

Your munificience knows no bounds.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (AdHga)

98 Could also be "life with the possibility of parole". We'll cut you loose when you're 74 with terminal colon cancer. Who knows...

Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (AjR4+)

99 Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vTZFs)

Two rounds

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (iABCo)

100 The DSA types want more Mangiones. Because that's what socialists do: kill anyone who is in their way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)

______________

We're on the same page. I've been saying this for a while. Just look at the 1970's. Plenty of Socialist Hit Squad terrorists floating around. And, not just in the US. Greece has a real problem with the Revolutionary Organization 17 November. The US had the Weather Underground. And, many many more.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)

101 First degree murder? What does that draw in New York?
Two years and a cup of coffee?

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (UKrJG)

102
Why make a plea deal with this murderer at all? He dd it. They've got him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (VWtfl)

103 >>>>>>>77 I am hoping Silwa was injecting some irony in that statement, but who knows these days.
Posted by: Halfhand
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I'm sure Curtis is being sarcastic, but as to voting for the raghead mayor, a lot of the 9/11 families are outside NYC in NJ, Connecticut, and even out here in PA.

Posted by: Cosda at August 13, 2026 02:57 PM (likmR)

104 Ryan Guirdusky reported back that he was told by people in the know. Sliwa was offered 10m to get out and wouldn't because keeping the campaign grift open was more lucrative in the future
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Not surprised. I did see that his family was on the campaign payroll.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

105 The DSA types Democrats want more Mangiones. Because that's what socialists do: kill anyone who is in their way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)


Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:57 PM (iABCo)

106 Hey, how about the reports about the USS Abraham Lincoln? Are they true? As a vet I an incensed if they are. Please cover it and let us know what's happening.
Posted by: nraendowment at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (dU7L4)
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Hey, as a vet check Google.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 02:58 PM (JvZF+)

107 The media is busting out with ghey dudes. Only ghey dudes and 14 year old girls think in those terms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Well Mangione did spend one night at least in Bangkok. Got into a an apparent fight with ladyboys over there preceding coming back and killing that CEO.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

108 I don't find either of these creeps remotely appealing. But I haven't actually seen or read any of Mangiones political views aside from his views on it being ok to kill health insurance company executives. Hasan Piker is unattractive physically maybe because he's such violenr unhinged leftist and anti semite. I'm sorry he can't be deported to Syria or wherever his parents crawled in from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (y8wRt)

109 Leftists will run with "second look at the Death Penalty?" just as soon as they are able. They are strictly transactional.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (t9gtU)

110 OT: 5.2 million people kicked off of SNAP benefits in the past eight months.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (AdHga)

111 Leftists: "Health insurance companies charge rapacious premiums."

Also Leftists: "Health insurance companies deny too many claims."

You may pick ONE red button and debate the merits of your position.

If you pick two mutually exclusive red buttons ... all you have done is revealed your utter idiocy.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (HlyYF)

112 106 Hey, how about the reports about the USS Abraham Lincoln? Are they true? As a vet I an incensed if they are. Please cover it and let us know what's happening.
Posted by: nraendowment

Been debunked today already. See X. Stop watching the tv media as they are all lying assholes.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)

113 Two rounds

* lock door *

* ten minute of noise *

Bang!

* ten days of silence *

Bang!

* unlock door *

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (vTZFs)

114 Look how many assassinations or attempted assassinations the Left have carried out in last few years.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (KC5Lt)

115 We're on the same page. I've been saying this for a while. Just look at the 1970's. Plenty of Socialist Hit Squad terrorists floating around. And, not just in the US. Greece has a real problem with the Revolutionary Organization 17 November. The US had the Weather Underground. And, many many more.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)
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They have protectors and enablers seeded throughout the bureaucracy including those charged with combatting them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (JvZF+)

116 I'm sorry he can't be deported to Syria or wherever his parents crawled in from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Turk. His uncle is Young Turks, Cenk Ungar (sp), noted MSNOW Muzzie spokescritter and political pundit.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)

117 Hey, how about the reports about the USS Abraham Lincoln? Are they true? As a vet I an incensed if they are. Please cover it and let us know what's happening.
Posted by: nraendowment at August 13, 2026 02:53 PM (dU7L4)
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Oh, it's true.

Seems the Navy, as well as the Army, need to massively improve taking care of their troops.

Barracks that are crawling with vermin and covered in mold, food that is barely edible...it's bad.

Pretty sure Mangione will be housed and fed much better than the troops.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (FdpeO)

118 I think most of this unibrow Hobbit's fan mail is from fat gremlins like the SPLC honey pot.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (bX16E)

119 Luigi is soooooooooo dreamy!

Posted by: Karen, with septum piercing and hair color not found in nature at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (0sNs1)

120 Again O/T but pertinent in a way,

Eric Daugherty
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Incredible news! Show NO MERCY to these baby killers

Planned Parenthood was caught taking Medicaid dollars in Texas and Louisiana despite being BANNED from doing so.

This comes after Sec. RFK Jr. CANCELED even more grants to Planned Parenthood at the federal level

Dismantle Planned Parenthood! 🔥

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv)

121 Why make a plea deal with this murderer at all? He dd it. They've got him.

Because juries are unpredictable. Gather any 12 people and there's a really good chance at least one of them is an outright idiot.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)

122 The DSA types want more Mangiones. Because that's what socialists do: kill anyone who is in their way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


They better pray to the deity of their choice that those of us who just want to be left alone don't decide to play.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 03:02 PM (lrRtF)

123 Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)

Thanks. Great family there .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:02 PM (y8wRt)

124 One night in Bangkok...
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 13, 2026 03:02 PM (2CeDH)

125
Great news whig.

No tax money for baby murderers.


You play, you pay.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 03:03 PM (/QHx4)

126 Luigi is soooooooooo dreamy!
Posted by: Karen, with septum piercing and hair color not found in nature at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (0sNs1)

It's amazing how nature gives glaring and seemingly unnatural colors to organisms to make it very clear you should never even touch these dangerous creatures.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 03:04 PM (N1tpc)

127 Such a deal could end up crippling a separate state case — where a trial is set to start on Sept. 8 — because of New York’s rules against double jeopardy, or being tried twice for the same crime.

The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office — which has claimed “primary jurisdiction” in the case because it charged Mangione with the murder first — could also still push to take Mangione to trial if it disapproves of the terms of any plea deal.

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

128 This is disturbing, but much better that we find out now, than on a REAL battlefield. (Insty)

Ukrainian Drones Outmatch US Army in Exercise.

Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.

Ukrainian reconnaissance drones quickly located American armored vehicles, whose movement kicked up dust and made them visible from above.

Explosive-dropping and first-person-view, or FPV, drones then moved in.

The Ukrainians were registering simulated kills so rapidly that American vehicles had to be returned to the battlefield, or “re-spawned,” to keep the exercise running, according to the Journal.

The Americans adapted during the two-week engagement, improving their use of dispersion, concealment, and electronic warfare.

Ukrainian operators eventually switched sides and helped U.S. forces employ drones offensively, where the Americans performed more effectively.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)

129 Only thing to negotiate is life with no parole or execution. Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide. He’ll be out in 12 years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (7xx4i)

130 Been debunked today already. See X. Stop watching the tv media as they are all lying assholes.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)
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Debunked, you say?

I agree that the media are a bunch of lying liars, but the fact is that the ships, the barracks, etc, were left to pretty much rot during the previous admin., and in most cases during the Obama admin.

This admin is doing good work so far in addressing the issues, but there is much more work to be done.

Hegseth is only one man, and he still has to clean out a lot of the vermin in the five-sided nuthouse and the units downstream from said nuthouse.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (FdpeO)

131 If he is convicted, he could face a life sentence.

... but I'm sure there is an Hawaiian judge out there just waiting to screw up justice

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

132 That trial opened my eyes that they would railroad anybody if they thought they could score political points
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Yeah, once the state is prosecuting for political matters, my support for it goes to zero.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 03:05 PM (diia5)

133 Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM

Did anyone else hear sumpin' that sounded like it was knee-high?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)

134 Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.
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Disturbing is an understatement.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (FdpeO)

135 plug him with a .22lr once a day until he bleeds out/ sepsis

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (Bep7s)

136 Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 03:00 PM (vTZFs)

YEP

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:07 PM (iABCo)

137 Well, clearly he hit what he was aiming at so that's mitigation right there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (ndZc7)

138 If he does get any time maybe the Mayor and Governor will push for a pardon. Also give his bicycle back to him.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (UKrJG)

139 Luigi didn't even have United healthcare insurance did he? So he was just killing to kill and would've kept on? Was there a list?

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (enNUy)

140 Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.
___

Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (FdpeO)

Disturbing that these things are reported so quickly and extensively if accurate.

I'm wondering if the Ghost of Kiev participated.


Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (KC5Lt)

141 The paper “Niceness as Whiteness in School Police Officers’ Perceptions of Student Arrest” addresses the “perceptions of arrest” by school resource officers, or SROs) in two school districts.

“Nice SROs did not want to arrest children. Nice police officers thought of themselves as well-meaning. Yet, they expressed being required to arrest children because of real or imagined mandates. They used niceness as a strategy for upholding a system of Whiteness that systematically privileges White people and excludes those who fall outside of Whiteness. Niceness hinders possibilities for the types of political, communal relationships central to authentic care.”

“SROs used niceness as Whiteness in their recounts of arrest … by highlighting the positive relationships they had with students they arrested…As with highlighting their own goodness, highlighting these positive relationships reframes violence (i.e., arrest) that contributes to racial inequality as a positive, since students still like the SROs. This strategy emphasizes the officer’s ability to retain his niceness—by virtue of the maintained interpersonal relationship—despite having arrested the student.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

142 That is quality sucking up.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:54 PM (NgtDg)

Can it really be considered "up"?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (iABCo)

143
For what it's worth, Paul Mauro's take:


Paul Mauro
@PaulDMauro
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41m
(10) This is why his team wants the fed case over NOW. To invoke the NY State double jeopardy law, and to attempt to have any NYS time run concurrent. Meaning: Mangione does his time in federal prison, where conditions are better;

Paul Mauro
@PaulDMauro
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39m
(11) And they've looked at the evidence -- esp. in the federal case, where Judge Garnett let pretty much all the evidence in -- and said, "We're cooked. Best you're likely to get here is decades federal time." And he took it.

Posted by: beckster at August 13, 2026 03:09 PM (kX27y)

144 @129
Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide.
You've already got that. Check out Chi-town murders (every weekend). Add in LA, pick a "blue" city.

Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (AjR4+)

145 agree that the media are a bunch of lying liars, but the fact is that the ships, the barracks, etc, were left to pretty much rot during the previous admin., and in most cases during the Obama admin.

This admin is doing good work so far in addressing the issues, but there is much more work to be done.

Hegseth is only one man, and he still has to clean out a lot of the vermin in the five-sided nuthouse and the units downstream from said nuthouse.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

We're getting hit from every angle. Its like death by a thousand cuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (7zn4w)

146 Democrat Chris Jones, who is running for Iowa secretary of agriculture, was rebuked by Iowa Republicans after saying farmers are “wealthy,” grain farming is “not that hard,” and farmers are “only working a few weeks out of the year.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

147 There is a good chance this piece of shit will get less time than J6 people did for trespassing.

This is the state of “justice” in America. And it’s only going to get worse. Blacks have been given word that short of killing white people they will face no consequences at all. Even killing whites will at worst get a few years in prison.even in fucking Texas.

We are in a civil war we just refuse to call it what it is.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:11 PM (7xx4i)

148 Luigi didn't even have United healthcare insurance did he? So he was just killing to kill and would've kept on? Was there a list?
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 03:08 PM (enNUy)


There was a rumor going around that his family was deeply involved with UH, through nursing homes

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:11 PM (rbvCR)

149 The left: Luigi is innocent...he was framed!

Also the left: Luigi is such a sexy sexy force for justice...we need more Luigis!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

150 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, still here? Saw your post-surgery info for me last night. Some of it I knew, as this will be my 3rd abdominal invasion in 3 years. (At least we have figured out where the good coffee is in the hospital - not the weak cafeteria stuff.)

You wrote, "You don't realize how much you use your abdominal muscles when you sneeze." I do realize. Also cough! Have that now with the belly hernia, so I hope it will be better, ultimately.

"Also use the incentive spirometer." Actually have a collection of these now. Thanks for the reminder. I'll pack one in my bag. Save the hospital that trivial expense.

Packing change of underwear, hairbrush, toothbrush, toothpaste, phone charger…. My first hospitalization in '23 was emergency and I had nothing. Learned I have. Need to I wish I didn't.
💓

Posted by: mindful webworker - yadda yadda yoda at August 13, 2026 03:12 PM (C8pEi)

151 Natalie Winters in SubStack:

EXC: Chinese Spies Built Secret Nuclear War Backchannel Between Former U.S. Military Chiefs And Blacklisted Chinese Weapons Research Center.
Former Joint Chiefs, STRATCOM and Energy officials were inside the channel. Here are their names.

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

152 129
Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide.
You've already got that. Check out Chi-town murders (every weekend). Add in LA, pick a "blue" city.
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (AjR4+)

Chicago currently has more than double the next closest city ytd. And only 8 cities are up 26 to 25 ytd. San Diego being one having as many as Orlando Miami and Tampa combined

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

153 The left: Luigi is innocent...he was framed!

Are they saying that? All I’ve seen is hell yeah brother you killed an evil capitalist we need more of you type stuff from the left.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (7xx4i)

154
(10) This is why his team wants the fed case over NOW. To invoke the NY State double jeopardy law, and to attempt to have any NYS time run concurrent. Meaning: Mangione does his time in federal prison, where conditions are better;
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All fine and good but assumes an NY conviction which is... weird.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (iABCo)

155
Luigi didn't even have United healthcare insurance did he? So he was just killing to kill and would've kept on? Was there a list?
Posted by: nckate

================

I thought a loved one was denied care by United.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (XJ22o)

156 134 Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.
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Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 03:06 PM (FdpeO)
_____________________

Kind of depends. Were the US forces allowed to deploy Epirus Leonidas & HAVOC weapons. Essentially, it throws a wall of electromagnetic energy a an onslaught of drones and takes them down in seconds.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

157 OT Fake Indian Elizabeth Warren endorses hijab wearing Peggy Flanagan in MN. I'm not sure if Flanagan is really claiming to be Indian or it's some stupid joke:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3mv3kh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:14 PM (y8wRt)

158 93 But now I can't. Democrat-run jurisdictions have now released murderers in prison for LWOP on many occasions.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2026 02:55 PM (HlyYF)

Prime example: Leslie Van Houten

Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 03:14 PM (SjAWL)

159 thought a loved one was denied care by United.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM (XJ22o)

Don’t use the left’s language. Nobody is denied “care” by insurance companies. What insurance companies deny is paying out a claim that is not contractually obligated to pay.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:15 PM (7xx4i)

160 Wasted life. I'll bet he regrets what he did every day but doesn't feel any guilt.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 03:15 PM (wGerL)

161 Revealed: El-Sayed Proclaimed 'Obligation' To Follow Sharia Law Until the Day He Dies

... just how would this guy be sworn in to "defend, protect and uphold the Constitution of the United States" ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

162 plug him with a .22lr once a day until he bleeds out/ sepsis

You see, with a .45, it leaves a mess and there's a lot of dry cleaning. A .22 to the back of the head just rattles around and isn't messy.

Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (wvc0i)

163 Unlike the take here, I think a plea will be a positive development. This is not the airtight case that they had with Charlie Kirk's murder.

The only video they have of CEO's murder doesn't show the killer's face. They have no eyewitnesses that can identify Luigi as the murderer.

There were issues with chain of custody and warrantless searches. The judge said some of it can come in as evidence, but some not.

The case is circumstantial. I think it's powerful evidence in total that he did it, but juries often don't trust circumstantial evidence. They want to see the guy commit the crime, or hear from someone who did.

All you need is one weak or soft juror -- or a corrupt one -- and the jury is hung. There's a chance of that happening in this case. That's why there's talk of a plea deal.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

164 Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.

I think there is an 80% chance this is basically bullshit

but

if there is anything the uke war has shown it is if you can see an enemy you can kill it. So tanks and APCs are not as useful as they once were.

This should have us looking to replace a lot of the expensive armor and munitions with cheaper things - drones, artillery, 2k dumb bombs but I have zero faith the DoD would agree to such a change in priority.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

165 So we have created, financed and encouraged a primarily terroristic force in the Ukrainians. Great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

166 Kazakhstan President Calls On Putin to End The War

... Kazakhstan's president might be inviting Putin to shove him off an open window

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

167 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:17 PM (y8wRt)

168 So we have created, financed and encouraged a primarily terroristic force in the Ukrainians. Great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

You guys did that shit again?
- Al Qaeda

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:18 PM (7xx4i)

169 So we have created, financed and encouraged a primarily terroristic force in the Ukrainians. Great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

FNAB?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:18 PM (iABCo)

170 In federal system if convicted and sentenced to life you can't get parole. (They did sentencing reform some time back.) Used to be you could get parole in 10 years or so even with life.

He has a decent shot of getting clemency or commuted sentence from some future socialist govt leader so he will probably take the deal if offered.

Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)

171 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Same reason a woman might call a transer "she" to his face.

Because you're in their territory and you are trying to avoid being killed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:19 PM (vJrRc)

172 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She was doing the typical leftist pandering to the Somali community after they were "attacked" by fraud "accusations".

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

173 Debunked, you say?

I agree that the media are a bunch of lying liars, but the fact is that the ships, the barracks, etc, were left to pretty much rot during the previous admin., and in most cases during the Obama admin.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

I assume the original expectation was the conflict wouldn't drag out as long as it has, so they may very well be low on some supplies. Plus, it's a long time at sea crammed into tight quarters in probably challenging operational posture. As reports have noted, "This current mission has established a new modern record for consecutive days at sea without a port call"

I had troops deal with mental issues after easy 9 month deployments. A carrier with >5,500 people after 9 months will always have some issues.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (K9nu8)

174 Google says he picked United healthcare because it was the biggest and would cause the most impact. No personal or professional ties. Again, Google.

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (enNUy)

175 I watched the video of Thompson's murder several times. His last moments were horrific. Anything less than life in prison for his literally emasculated, glory hunting killer is a travesty.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (v1M8F)

176 Virginia Gov. Abigail "Spooky" Spanberger just got a formal slap from the very firefighters who helped put her in the governor’s mansion.

The International Association of Fire Fighters unanimously censured the Democrat after she vetoed legislation expanding collective bargaining rights for public-sector workers — bills she had repeatedly promised to sign during her campaign. Union leaders say the move was a clear betrayal of those commitments, and they’re now putting her on notice that future support is off the table until she makes good on what she pledged.

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

177 So we have created, financed and encouraged a primarily terroristic force in the Ukrainians. Great.

I will say I think we made a mistake in the way we labeled things back in 2001. This issue wasn't terrorism per se, the issue was radical islam declared war on the west and chose terrorism - targeting civilian targets to induce fear - as their means of war.

All wars, well ones you want to win, target reducing your enemy's will to fight. So while we spent 20 years giving jihadis the martyrdom they wanted and then paying their families for it, they killed random people and reduced our ability to live normal lives.

If we had responded to 9/11 with Tokyo style firebombings of every Taliban held city and Sunni Arab city in Iraq I suspect
the last 20 years of war would have looked very different.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

178 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:17 PM (y8wRt)

Same reason Muslim women wear it. It’s a political statement. They’re telling you they know you know they have power of you and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (7xx4i)

179
Someone clue me in on this.
Posted by: zombie

===============

Full heads of hair
Thick whiskers (Piker -- Mangione is more wispy)
Athletic builds
Dark
Young
Brooding
Good bone structure
Good teeth
Dimples (Mangione)

They have plenty going for them objectively. Click my nic for Piker. He'd get plenty of hits on Match or Bumble.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (XJ22o)

180 Leftist monster baby kills Leftist money-man.

*shrugs*

Thompson was playing for Mangione's team. This was friendly fire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)

181 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:19 PM (vJrRc)

Well, if I have to wear a hijab to avoid being killed I guess I'll have to die then. I don't plan to go to MN, however. In the picture of Flanagan with the Muslims they look as if they have utter contempt for her

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (y8wRt)

182 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She was doing the typical leftist pandering to the Somali community after they were "attacked" by fraud "accusations".
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
________

Yes, but she's too stupid to realize that prostrating yourself before these people only makes them think less of her. They see her as the weak coward she is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

183 Luigi didn't even have United healthcare insurance did he? So he was just killing to kill and would've kept on? Was there a list?
Posted by: nckate

================

I thought a loved one was denied care by United.
==
Correct. Lil' Luigi was unable to get un noodled. He loved Lil Luigi very much.

Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (anL5R)

184 O/T but note how Sliwa is in fact a fraud.
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Curtis Sliwa Calls Out 9/11 Families Demanding NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Stay Away from Ceremony: 'Stop Being Sore Losers!'
Posted by: whig


Good night! This isn't about the election.

Sliwa is in fact a fraud slimeball.

Fixed that spelling for you.

Posted by: mindful webworker - once a criminal jerk... at August 13, 2026 03:22 PM (C8pEi)

185 Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2026 02:42 PM

Did anyone else hear sumpin' that sounded like it was knee-high?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Ready the Step Stool of Doom!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 03:22 PM (lrRtF)

186 Leftist monster baby kills Leftist money-man.

Leftists: Obama was awesome. He really fixed the healthcare system

Also Leftists: The pig of a CEO deserved to be offed for implementing Obamacare because it is literally killing millions of people!



Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

187 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They're slimming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 03:23 PM (ndZc7)

188 Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

What a wonderful choice for the Senate/ sarc.
Yes, I take it back. I can see why leftist pandering cowards would wear it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:23 PM (y8wRt)

189 Yes, but she's too stupid to realize that prostrating yourself before these people only makes them think less of her. They see her as the weak coward she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

This always the effect of pandering.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

190 I hope the reports about the Abraham Lincoln are not true. The NY Post story quoted on Dems, so that tells against the story. On the other hand it sounds a lot like what happened on the Gerald Ford, and those conditions were bad. On the third hand, aricraft carriers are floating cities and there have been gang problems on board in the past.

Regardless, the sailors and Marines aboad have been there for a long time. They did exercise in November-January and were supposed to go home when Epic Fury called. The Tripoli group was in the same boat, but they got to go home (well, Okinawa) a couple of weeks ago. Maybe Navy can send a different carrier group to relieve the Lincoln.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 13, 2026 03:24 PM (sFNX2)

191 O/T--Bessent interview that just dropped and Soros.
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Dr Charlie Ward
@DrcharlieWardQ
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6h
HOLY CRAP 🚨 Will Cain: “You worked a long time… for George Soros… What do we misunderstand about George Soros?”

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "My job for him was working at the investment side, never on the foundation side. Those were kept very separate... He and I rarely talked about politics. We haven’t spoken since just after President Trump was elected in 2016.”

“We had a very robust discussion. Election night 2016 was one of the three best periods I’ve ever had for making money.”

“I thought President Trump was going to win… Election night 2016, the market crashed, and that was one of the greatest buying opportunities of all time.”

“I later found out George Soros was the one selling the market. He was crashing the market. Lost several billion dollars that night.”

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)

192 Ace, this scumbag didn't "execute" Brian Thompson. He murdered him, and in a particularly cowardly fashion.

The state "executes" people after trials. Scumbag is a simple political murderer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (l4RKn)

193 I do think part of Zuck and Bezos's move away from the hard left is the celebration of Luigi

The same argument Luigi and the left use for killing that healthcare exec holds for them as well

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

194 30 Life sure is cheap now in the good ole U.S.A.

Mission Accomplished, I suppose. I wonder if the rank and file leftists will ever realize this is a two way street

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Is it, though?

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Cjger)

195 Did anyone else hear sumpin' that sounded like it was knee-high?
==
Hark??? I think I hear the lollipop guild theme song?

Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (anL5R)

196 The DSA types want more Mangiones. Because that's what socialists do: kill anyone who is in their way.
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They kill lots of their opponents, and imprison the rest. That's why its pants-on-head stupid that "abolish the police" is part of their platform--they have every intention of locking lots of us up when we refuse to give up our rights.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (TN0g+)

197 Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.

I think there is an 80% chance this is basically bullshit


If it's true, it's probably a good development. Last time I heard about the US losing in international war-games, it was followed by "They kept changing the rules until the US won."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:25 PM (vJrRc)

198 171 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Same reason a woman might call a transer "she" to his face.
Because you're in their territory and you are trying to avoid being killed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Which is the same reason, say, Pelosi and weak Dems wore kente cloth stoles and knelt during BLM. Show subjugation and hope they're killed last. Muslims love that.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (K9nu8)

199 In the picture of Flanagan with the Muslims they look as if they have utter contempt for her

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (y8wRt)

Like the classic video of the white guy cheering on the marching BLM from his apartment window.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (iABCo)

200
Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Your mind doesn't go to these horrible places, Fen, but I'd like to see a reporter ask Flanagan why she's wearing the hijab -- inevitable answer something about respecting a significant and vibrant community blah-blah -- and then follow up by asking if she'll have a clitoridectomy, as have 99% of Somali women. No? Maybe she'll legalize it? (currently outlawed in MN, not that it's stopping anyone)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (XJ22o)

201 Maybe time served. It's NYC, Jake.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (7o6oV)

202 I have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze"

And the hilarious thing is there is nothing stopping a woman from dressing conservatively in the US and it used to be a leftwing argument that conservative women were boring frumps. More importantly the issue with the hijab/burka is that you don't get to CHOOSE to wear it if you are in a Muslim country

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

203 have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze

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Then they go film themselves in the gym in their underwear.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (YZ0Fo)

204 Which is the same reason, say, Pelosi and weak Dems wore kente cloth stoles and knelt during BLM. Show subjugation and hope they're killed last. Muslims love that.

Posted by: Moron Analyst


That's a bit different. I'm talking about individual risk of being killed, person-to-person, not political maneuvering.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (vJrRc)

205 I had troops deal with mental issues after easy 9 month deployments. A carrier with >5,500 people after 9 months will always have some issues
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What could possibly go wrong??

Posted by: Chicks On Ships Too at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (t9gtU)

206
Then they go film themselves in the gym in their underwear.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:28 PM (YZ0Fo)

That’s a sports bra! 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

207 More importantly the issue with the hijab/burka is that you don't get to CHOOSE to wear it if you are in a Muslim country
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Well, you can choose to wear it, or choose to have acid thrown in your face if you don't. Its a choice.

Posted by: Shrugs at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (anL5R)

208 Why on earth would anyone who isn't a Muslim woman wear a hijab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Same reason a woman might call a transer "she" to his face.
Because you're in their territory and you are trying to avoid being killed.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Which is the same reason, say, Pelosi and weak Dems wore kente cloth stoles and knelt during BLM. Show subjugation and hope they're killed last. Muslims love that.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (K9nu
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It's also an empty, meaningless gesture, and Democraps are the All-Time OGs of empty, meaningless gestures. Putting on a hijab, or kneeling in kente, is one small step above tweeting out a hashtag.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

209 That’s a sports bra! 😂
Posted by: Piper at August

Have you been to a Miami gym?? 😂

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

210 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (XJ22o)

It's a good question, yes, but nobody would ask it.
Maybe you should become Karoline Leavitt's replacement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (y8wRt)

211
Then they go film themselves in the gym in their underwear.


I've seen a recent trend of gym videos where the gym bro is very, very careful to not look at the gym THOT as he walks by her and you can see the gym THOT getting angry about it.

Real?

Who knows.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

212 209 That’s a sports bra! 😂
Posted by: Piper at August

Have you been to a Miami gym?? 😂
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

I have a leggings or capris rule at my studio. I do not want your booty cheeks on my floors or mats. Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

213 Well, you can choose to wear it, or choose to have acid thrown in your face if you don't. Its a choice.
Posted by: Shrugs


Unless some rando decides to throw acid in your face anyway! You just never know with those people!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)

214 I agree that the media are a bunch of lying liars, but the fact is that the ships, the barracks, etc, were left to pretty much rot during the previous admin., and in most cases during the Obama admin.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Based on one sailor's text back home then sent to the media. Given UHT treatment of milk making refrigeration unnecessary until opened, I find it doubtful that this is true as do others pointing it out.

And Army has traditionally treated its personnel on food far worse than the Navy so again, much reason to doubt the reported story. I know, I came from an Army family and went Air Force myself for a reason.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)

215 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:26 PM (XJ22o)

I would pay to see her glare at you after asking that one.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iABCo)

216 Is it, though?
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Definitely. You'll see. I don't want to hear any whining though.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (t9gtU)

217
she's too stupid to realize that prostrating yourself before these people only makes them think less of her. They see her as the weak coward she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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I heard that the porridge that Somalis fed Jacob Frey for his enthusiastic gobbling is essentially workhouse gruel and something you give sick people or prisoners. In fact, he's an awful actor and you could tell he hated it, but he knew what to do: swallow, not spit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)

218 So we have created, financed and encouraged a primarily terroristic force in the Ukrainians. Great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)


THEY ARE GOOD NAZIS!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (rbvCR)

219 I have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea, but a new thing is very slim, form-fitting burkas or very slim, form-fitting clothes under a hijab. This is clearly designed to attract the male gaze.

"Let me cover up some of my face, but here's my big rack sticking out for all to see."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

220 I have a leggings or capris rule at my studio. I do not want your booty cheeks on my floors or mats. Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)


No way I would wear capris or leggings, but Garrett might!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l4RKn)

221
I have a leggings or capris rule at my studio. I do not want your booty cheeks on my floors or mats. Thank you kindly.


Just out and about I see a fair number of women in leggings that let me know they are in fact 100% XX genetic women with the original equipment

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

222 Yea, but a new thing is very slim, form-fitting burkas or very slim, form-fitting clothes under a hijab. This is clearly designed to attract the male gaze.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)


Where? Sure as shit not in London or Paris.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (l4RKn)

223 220 I have a leggings or capris rule at my studio. I do not want your booty cheeks on my floors or mats. Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

No way I would wear capris or leggings, but Garrett might!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l4RKn

You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

224
152 129
Anything less and this is a green flag for executions nationwide.
You've already got that. Check out Chi-town murders (every weekend). Add in LA, pick a "blue" city.
Posted by: pahound at August 13, 2026 03:10 PM (AjR4+)

Chicago currently has more than double the next closest city ytd. And only 8 cities are up 26 to 25 ytd. San Diego being one having as many as Orlando Miami and Tampa combined
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:13 PM

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Are you saying there have been 26 murders in San Diego year-to-date?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (VWtfl)

225 Regardless, the sailors and Marines aboad have been there for a long time. They did exercise in November-January and were supposed to go home when Epic Fury called. The Tripoli group was in the same boat, but they got to go home (well, Okinawa) a couple of weeks ago. Maybe Navy can send a different carrier group to relieve the Lincoln.
Posted by: Martin Tell

There is a war on. Sailors in the US Navy during WWII had a helluva worse time. Lincoln has been on station for 250 days, not even 9 months yet.

The Ford, with an extended tour had more to gripe about.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)

226 she's too stupid to realize that prostrating yourself before these people only makes them think less of her. They see her as the weak coward she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

I heard that the porridge that Somalis fed Jacob Frey for his enthusiastic gobbling is essentially workhouse gruel and something you give sick people or prisoners. In fact, he's an awful actor and you could tell he hated it, but he knew what to do: swallow, not spit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)
_____

Yea. I've had Somali food before. It's more like Italian food. I have no idea what that disgusting mess they served him was. I'm sure they were feeding him something barely above dogfood.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

227 >The crazy bitches are not hot for the murderers

They are, in fact, hot for the murderers. It's called hybristophilia and it's been observed in women for a very, very long time.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (LgYtf)

228 I'm probably one of the few who think that plea bargains shouldn't even be a thing.

If the state can't prove its case, it shouldn't be charging the defendant in the first place.

Note that I do believe that the overwhelming majority of people in prison are there justifiably.

But...I also believe that of the small fraction of innocent people in prison, the overwhelming majority are there because of a plea bargain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (IG3/x)

229 Just out and about I see a fair number of women in leggings that let me know they are in fact 100% XX genetic women with the original equipment
Posted by: 18-1

You shoulda seen these bodysuit things people were walking around in at universal studios. 1) it's Florida it's effing hot and humid. 2) these are not the people you wanna see in a body suit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

230 "Let me cover up some of my face, but here's my big rack sticking out for all to see."

Most people look better in clothing then without any.

While clothing exists to keep us warm and cover up our naughty bits it ALSO exists to flatter our bodies by hiding/obscuring flaws and extending areas where we look good.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

231 You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.
Posted by: Piper at August

Guess I gotta get new shorts.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

232 There is a war on. Sailors in the US Navy during WWII had a helluva worse time.
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Tell us about it!

Posted by: Crew of the USS Reluctant at August 13, 2026 03:34 PM (amcLV)

233 > You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

Or, I presume, have a visible trouser snake peeking out the bottom of the leg.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM (IG3/x)

234 Are you saying there have been 26 murders in San Diego year-to-date?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

29. 2026 to 2025. 29 is the same as Miami Orlando and Tampa combined.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

235 have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze

Don't worry about the clitorectomies or beatings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM (YwXiJ)

236 I have should have put "Why would anyone who is an American citizen , lives in. America and not a Muslim" wear a hijab? I can understand if you are non Muslim in a predominantly Muslim country to protect yourself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (y8wRt)

237 I've often heard that leggings should have a maximum PSI rating, like tires.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (IG3/x)

238 "they don't have to worry about "the male gaze"

In many cases you don't want to see what's under there anyway.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (MWfyi)

239 Too bad they took away hanging. I would ask to watch.

Posted by: sidney at August 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Uy/WF)

240 have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze
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Something tells me they didn't have to worry about the male gaze even pre-trashbag.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (iABCo)

241 The only "male gaze" I've been guilty of towards a hijab-wearing muzzie has been "Get the hell out of my country".

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (TN0g+)

242 Nood trans WNBA

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Sy6m/)

243 Anyways, for fun stuff

Secretary Sean Duffy
@SecDuffy
Aug 9
🚨 GAME CHANGER

In April, we launched a NEW CAMPAIGN to recruit video gamers as air traffic controllers — and supercharged the entire hiring process to get the BEST & BRIGHTEST in faster. The results are HISTORIC ✈️

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2,000+ hired — the most in a single year
2,000+ “best & brightest” candidates in the pipeline — reaching the Academy quicker than any class before them, thanks to the most streamlined hiring process

We’re building the strongest, sharpest workforce in aviation history

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (rbvCR)

244 they don't have to worry about "the male gaze
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the male gaze? puuhleez how many only fans hoes are there again, making money off the male gaze?

Nobody is putting a gun to your head to make you wear yoga pants and no bra under a tshirt, when you go to the store, or the library or get on an airplane. I want to be comfortable also - I'd be more comfortable in boxers. But I'm not looking to act the fool.


Posted by: I mean seriously chicks are whack at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (anL5R)

245 Yea, but a new thing is very slim, form-fitting burkas or very slim, form-fitting clothes under a hijab. This is clearly designed to attract the male gaze.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Where? Sure as shit not in London or Paris.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (l4RKn)
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I've seen them in NYC, Carolinas, Hawaii, and on a plane back from CA.

The plane ride was when they sent in cops to arrest the Muslim lady in a hijab and tight clothing showing off Bulg-worthy boobs. I told that story here.

You can probably google "tight burka" or "burkini" and see more examples.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

246
234 Are you saying there have been 26 murders in San Diego year-to-date?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

29. 2026 to 2025. 29 is the same as Miami Orlando and Tampa combined.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 03:35 PM

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I wasn't aware that San Diego stood out as a murder hotspot.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (VWtfl)

247 > we had responded to 9/11 with Tokyo style firebombings of every Taliban held city and Sunni Arab city in Iraq I suspect
the last 20 years of war would have looked very different.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

That would be a moderate response, in my view.

As I noted at the time, we once had another enemy that liked to fly suicide planes into things.

They rethought that tactic after we glassed two of their cities.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 03:39 PM (IG3/x)

248 Just got back from Minnedishu this week. It is amazing to me how the city of Minneapolis have ceded large chucks of the city to agitators and Grievance Mongers. Everything about the city is completely degraded from what it was when I grew up there in the 60's, 70's, and 80's. It's sad.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2026 03:40 PM (affD0)

249 Look, these people love living in places where there's lots of murder, and then murderers are set free to murder more, especially when they are murdering for the cause.

Good.

Good for them.

I'm not really into it, though. I like my nearly murder-free living situation. It suits me and my family.

We could just split the country up. We can have our awesome murder-free areas and they can have their awesome kill-orgies all day.

We can clean up our murder-holes at bayonet point. They can, I dunno, jail anybody who doesn't have enough holes punched on their Murder Cards, or something.

Everyone gets what they want.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 03:41 PM (BI5O2)

250 The Male Gaze is perfectly acceptable given the right amount and proportion of handsomeness and wallet thickness.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 03:43 PM (oqH4h)

251 Looking for a lesser sentence, and also planning to use that to have the NY murder charges dropped. NY has strong double jeopardy protections.

Posted by: MikeN at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (HOf/p)

252 You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM


What about itty-bitty yellow polks-dot bikinis, worn for the first time today?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

253 Sorry, forgot the teeny-weenie in that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (0sNs1)

254
I have heard western feminists laud the hijab and even burka because it means they don't have to worry about "the male gaze"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)


I've seen it said that if you think a nun's habit is OK but a hijab is bad, you're nothing but a bigot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (O0L8i)

255 John Hinkley deus

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 03:46 PM (NFX2v)

256 No way I would wear capris or leggings, but Garrett might!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l4RKn

You can wear shorts. Unless your booty cheeks hang out.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)


Men do not have booty cheeks. They have butt cheeks.
Some don't even have that, just the top of legs and a waist.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zafwz)

257 Men do not have booty cheeks. They have butt cheeks.
Some don't even have that, just the top of legs and a waist.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zafwz)

***

When have you seen me nekkid?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (affD0)

258
Men do not have booty cheeks. They have butt cheeks.
Some don't even have that, just the top of legs and a waist.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zafwz)


Or the classic Big Belly, No Ass look.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 03:49 PM (O0L8i)

259 156 134 Ukrainian troops from the battle-tested 412th Regiment of Unmanned Systems Forces, known as Nemesis, effectively eliminated a U.S. armored brigade during the Combined Resolve exercise in April and May. Roughly 3,500 American personnel, primarily from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, participated.
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Disturbing is an understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

Kind of depends. Were the US forces allowed to deploy Epirus Leonidas & HAVOC weapons. Essentially, it throws a wall of electromagnetic energy a an onslaught of drones and takes them down in seconds.
Posted by: Orson
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War games.

Oh yeah, let's keep giving $, weapons, and drone contracts

Ukrainian Drones ‘Wiped Out’ US Armored Brigade in Germany’s War Games
In brief: Ukrainian drone operators repeatedly “destroyed” a 3,500-strong US armored brigade during war games in Germany, forcing exercise officials to “resurrect” vehicles so the drills could continue, by Kyiv Post | Aug. 13, 2026

SMH is right.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 03:54 PM (NFX2v)

260 What is this I’m hearing about Trump selling early access to Truth Social posts for 100k?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 03:55 PM (W2Pud)

261 Spanish unpleasantness = Spanish Civil War, a real civil war, unlike our war between the states that got redefined as a civil war by the victors. A real civil war is going to be a lot nastier and much more unpleasant, i.e., more murderous, more given to atrocity, than what was once called “the recent unpleasantness”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 03:59 PM (ZVgZ4)

262 >>Murderers should get the death penalty.

Very late to the party, but disagree. Traditionally, even first degree murders got 20 years, absent major amplification.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 04:22 PM (NcvvS)

263 Can we arrange a plea deal in exchange for him gunning down Fauci?

Posted by: Dagwood at August 13, 2026 06:05 PM (CC0N1)

264 Will he flip and name Walz?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2026 06:11 PM (hZHMu)

Karoline Leavitt Will Leave Her Job as WH Spokeswoman at the End of the Month

karolineleavittdeparts.jpg

She says she wants to mother her new baby, and for once I believe the "spend more time with my family" line.

Karoline Leavitt

@karolineleavitt


Serving as the White House Press Secretary over the past year and a half has been the honor and adventure of a lifetime. I am incredibly grateful to President Trump for granting me so many extraordinary opportunities, such as working in the West Wing and spending countless hours in the Oval Office, flying around the world and meeting foreign leaders, and traveling across our beautiful country and meeting Americans from all walks of life.

Most of all, I am thankful to the President for entrusting me with the distinct privilege of speaking on his behalf at the White House podium. I have spoken with great pride about the many historic accomplishments of this Administration, and I have relished holding the liberal media accountable and ensuring the American people hear the truth about President Trump's successes.

Being a mother and welcoming a new baby while working in one of the most demanding jobs in the world has been the most rewarding yet challenging season of my life, to say the least. The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary -- and that is why I have ultimately made the bittersweet decision to depart the White House and embark on a new chapter in my life.

President Trump has asked me to continue serving as a top advisor to him on the outside, and I will always remain a vocal advocate for MAGA and the Republican Party.

Our country is facing an existential threat from an increasingly extremist Democrat Party that seeks to destroy everything great about America, and I believe it is incumbent upon all of us who care about this country to fight back against that threat. My fight is entering a new phase, but it is far from over.

Thank you again to the President, the First Lady, and the entire Trump family for your kindness and generosity over the years. Thank you to our amazing Chief of Staff Susie Wiles for empowering me since the day she hired me on the campaign, and to the President's cabinet, my staff, colleagues, and friends at the White House who work so hard on behalf of our nation. It has been a privilege to serve alongside so many accomplished and impressive people, and I look forward to cheering them on over the next two and a half years.

And of course, thank you most especially to my loving and supportive husband and family for the sacrifices they made for me to serve in this role.


I searched for "best of Karoline Leavitt" on YouTube. The first two hits were attacks on Karoline Leavitt by leftwingers. I'm so tired of Google and its constant election interference and reality distortion. I want it broken up into fifteen different companies.

That's my excuse for only being able to link this neutral/antagonisitic compilation of Leavitt battling the media. (If you know of a good one, one that Google is hiding, let me know.)

And Sisyphus trudges another weary step:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:28 PM




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1 Uno!

Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (g47mK)

2 e5bhe5b5e

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (XJ22o)

3 I hope she is well protected because the left are psychotic.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (YwEeS)

4 She will be missed

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (S0M0K)

5
Of course. The Paolo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)

6
She will be missed
Posted by: Doof

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She will be back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)

7 Marco Rubio finding out he�s about to also become the WH Press Secretary pic.twitter.com/7TkMxBgyKC

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 12, 2026

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you people laff, but he did his stint as Press Sec when Leavitt was on leave

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (g47mK)

8 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (kgE5c)

9 Another funny meme on Marco Rubio- thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (JrHfD)

10
Who do we think will replace her?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (XJ22o)

11 I don't find fault with anyone who wants to raise her own children. Consuela from Honduras does not love them more than their mother.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (2Xqig)

12 Leavitt was excellent. Sorry she's going. But glad she's staying on in an advisory capacity. I take that as a sign she'll be back in some official capacity.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

13 He was given a collage of all the "MR finds out" memes for his birthday, signed by ...many people, including Trump. I think POTUS signed in gold.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (g47mK)

14 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxPkt)

15 Gladiators Hall of Fame.

Two in, one out.

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (6iKlf)

16 By the end of President Trump's term, Marco Rubio will be wearing more hats than Bartholomew Cubbins.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (FZ29D)

17 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.
Posted by: Don Black

There's a stable to choose from.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (7zn4w)

18 Yay for her. Sad for us.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (lrRtF)

19 I wish her the best. She is fantastic.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (Sco7b)

20 >>.you people laff, but he did his stint as Press Sec when Leavitt was on leave

oh right.

The internet has really given me brain damage and memory loss.

I wonder if Biden spent a lot of time online.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (1wjle)

21 The "Marco Rubio finds out" pix never get old.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (amcLV)

22 She made the right call.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (3mtTi)

23 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxPkt)
_______

True, but he also probably thinks -- as I do -- that a lady as spokesperson has certain advantages over a man, especially if she's pretty and good at her job.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

24
IF she were smart, she would have had some of her eggs frozen, like me!

Posted by: AOC, Hoping Still to Foal a Triple Crown Winner One of These Days at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (s9VOe)

25 The law of Trump resignations is: the replacement is worse, never better. How could you do worse than Leavitt?

Erika Kirk

Family. That’s what it always is with these ghouls. They want you to think they have morals but it’s just a facade.

The tales she'll be able to tell her Grandkids! "Let me tell you how I helped make sure your entire life will progressively get worse as you house floods, burns down, and you die of chemical exposure."

History will remember her as a vile, lying enabler of one of the worst humans to ever unfortunately stumble into power.

If you don't think this administration (including Leavitt) will be examined and studied for its corruption and lawlessness, I don't know what to tell you. Her lies and obfuscation are big parts of how they've been able to largely avoid consequences and accountability from the general population.

She's not a run-of-the-mill press secretary.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (K9nu8)

26 Who do we think will replace her?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (XJ22o)


I'd like to see Nick Searcy do that job

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (S0M0K)

27
There are so many "rules" about this ritual that don't make sense to me. Why can't the Press Secretary refuse to take questions from organizations that continually lie? Admittedly, she'd be taking questions from just a handful of organizations, but they could rotate in high school or college journalists, maybe some of those freebie Coast Weekly publications -- as they're called in California. Probably have some name like Plains Weekly elsewhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (XJ22o)

28 Nice palate-cleanser from the last thread, Ace. Thank you.

Hope we get another babe like her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

29 Gonna be hard to find someone as good as Karoline.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (qsfar)

30 The "Marco Rubio finds out" pix never get old.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (amcLV)


Disagree. It really needs to be retired.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (S0M0K)

31 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.

==

as long as it's not that little roly-poly from Breitbart

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (g47mK)

32 i doubt Kayleigh McEnany could be persuaded to come back...

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (1wjle)

33 WH Press Sec is a demanding job. Have there been any recent ones who have lasted more than a couple of years?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (amcLV)

34 > I wonder if Biden spent a lot of time online.

Hot Toddlers dot com

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)

35 Damn, Karoline in that green dress. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

36 She made the right call.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Nuh-uh!!

Posted by: Massachusetts at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (wppq6)

37 Rantingly had a picture of her in red that would make Bulg take notice. Me too, honestly

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (OaiXh)

38 AlextheChick!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)

39 Rantingly has a picture of her in red that would make Bulg take notice. Me too, honestly

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (OaiXh)

40 IF THE MARINE CORPS WANTED YOU TO HAVE A BABY THEY WOULD HAVE ISSUED YOU ONE!!!

Posted by: Company Gunny at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (2UnvF)

41 I searched for "best of Karoline Leavitt" on YouTube. The first two hits were attacks on Karoline Leavitt by leftwingers. I'm so tired of Google and its constant election interference and reality distortion. I want it broken up into fifteen different companies.
======
FWIW, Ace, Pixy's story below today indicates that Cloudfare is getting ready to block a lot of the webcrawler activity that Google depends upon for access. And that the publishers have figured to do the same. That cripples the search engine acquisition of new data. My guess is the AI companies writ broadly want that new data for themselves, not the dying search indexing model web browsers.

I think AI augmented web browsers are going the be the first AI killer application that average folks have of AI along with virtual pron. Whether google retains the crown and revenues or slumps into IBM decline depends on their AI model ironically and Google in turn is depending on Android to bring that crown home, not desktops.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)

42 Oops

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (OaiXh)

43 Trump should find a well spoken bombshell who's been done dirty by the MSM mob.

Payback's a bitch in a suit with an ax to grind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (2Cry5)

44 She won't be eligible to run for President until the '36 election.

Posted by: Wi Tu Yung at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (JM9I6)

45 Good for her!
Raising her kids is important, and her job requires 24x7 availability. Tough choice, but the right choice.

Posted by: Lizzy Clinton at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)

46 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.
Posted by: Don Black


True, but they must also possess superlative knife skills.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

47 1 Uno!
Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM


I promise you that commenting here is the only time I, how you say, go first.

Posted by: Paolo at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)

48 38 AlextheChick!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)

Don't think she's blonde. But she will have the WH Press Corps begging for mercy after her first press conference. It would be an awesome show.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

49 i doubt Kayleigh McEnany could be persuaded to come back...

==

...they had a slight falling out during 2024 primary, he called her "Milktoast McEnany" and a "RINO" ...

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (g47mK)

50 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

I remember when Elvis died. I thought, "42, huh? Well, he had a good run."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)

51 I wonder if Biden spent a lot of time online.
Posted by: ace
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No need, his own family provided him with plenty of live action pron.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

52 Unspoken Narrative: "They have eggs. We have babies."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (iABCo)

53 Might I suggest Greg Gutfeld?



He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity.


Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)

54 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.
Posted by: Don Black

True, but they must also possess superlative knife skills.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM


So, bluebell?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

55 Whoever replaces her, I hope they do a background check on the husband or wife first.

Noem sayin'?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (i9sDw)

56 Give Eva Vlaardingerbroek citizenship and the gig.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (XvL8K)

57 She says she wants to mother her new baby, and for once I believe the "spend more time with my family" line.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:28 PM

Without reading any of the articles, my immediate thought was "She's got a newborn, of course she doesn't want to work 22 hours a day on something else."

Funny, all that programming and pushing women to be girl bosses and when they find the thing they were literally designed to do, most of them will pick that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

58 Karoline has been a treasure.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (TN0g+)

59 That’s: we have LIVE babies!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (4KUe5)

60 Thank you Karoline and best wishes for you and your family. You will not be forgotten, nor your efforts to fight the good fight and steer this Country back onto a proper path.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (yyBU8)

61 AlextheChick!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)

Don't think she's blonde. But she will have the WH Press Corps begging for mercy after her first press conference. It would be an awesome show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


When she mounts the stepstool of doom...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (lrRtF)

62 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

I remember when Elvis died. I thought, "42, huh? Well, he had a good run."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)
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Groucho Marx died not long after.

Mere coincidence?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (amcLV)

63 Give Eva Vlaardingerbroek citizenship and the gig.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Ooooh, there ya go.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

64
History will remember her as a vile, lying enabler of one of the worst humans to ever unfortunately stumble into power.

There really are Two Americas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (Cqx++)

65 for once I believe the "spend more time with my family" line.

-----

For my part, I don't believe her. She's a DC lizard. She's either fired, or left because there's nowhere further to go on this path. Look for her in some other seedy little venue soon.

Luckily, it doesn't matter, because PressSec is perhaps the least important sinecure in the history of empire.

They should replace her with a text-to-voice generator housed inside a Big Mouth Billy Bass, just for fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)

66 Karoline was awesome. I feel sorry for anyone that has to replace her because those are pretty big shoes to fill.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (NpAcC)

67 Leavitt is a class act. Much respect

I can’t get enough of all the hundreds of variations of that Rubio meme LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (MaA4a)

68 AlextheChick!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)

Don't think she's blonde. But she will have the WH Press Corps begging for mercy after her first press conference. It would be an awesome show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


When she mounts the stepstool of doom...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM


MWR for Deputy Press Sec.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)

69 I hear Karine Jean-Pierre is available...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (vQrSy)

70 A good moment, opportunity, to radically shake-up the paradigm of press relations. No more individuals; let's get a rotating team of people, tough, direct and aggressive communicators who personally challenge each and every the media lie. Let's begin every press briefing with a 5-10 minute video compilation of media lies over the past week (even dig bag to recent history) -- calling out individuals and networks and websites to their faces and showing the receipts. Enough with the bubbly greetings and pretense that they don't hate Trump, America and us, and let's go to war -- in a straightfoward, factually-based, dispassionate manner.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (b4LBp)

71 She will be missed
Posted by: Doof

==============

She will be back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)
===

I can see her at the podium:

"See what you did? You made Achilles cry! And angry!"

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)

72 (Insert Marco Rubio dreading an additional job meme here)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)

73 Call me soft, but I want the mere presence of the next Press Secretary to actually dissuade the leftist media to even show up to the briefing room, and if they do they get verbally trashed so badly that they begin crying and actively cutting themselves.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (wppq6)

74 ...they had a slight falling out during 2024 primary, he called her "Milktoast McEnany" and a "RINO" ...
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:39 PM (g47mK)


Didn't know that. Can't understand why he does that stuff to people on "our side".

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (S0M0K)

75 The Conservative Case for David French as PressSec

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (i9sDw)

76 I can’t get enough of all the hundreds of variations of that Rubio meme LoL
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (MaA4a)
-----------
Don't tell Doof...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (amcLV)

77 Elvis?! He died on the crapper!

Posted by: Red Foreman at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (7zn4w)

78 Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:41 PM (4KUe5)

Ouch Lizzy - and yes

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (iABCo)

79 53 Might I suggest Greg Gutfeld?



He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity.


Posted by: Lizzy
=======
So does the Kill Tony guy.

And to be honest, it is long past the time to recognize that press conferences are dead--there is no news in them--only competing narratives between partisan players. And even worse when a Democrat is in the WH--then it is the media servicing the Dem propaganda machine by augmenting WH narratives.

Just put out press releases and live video if you are not Trump that enjoys dumping on the enemedia. No need to feed the hamsters pretending they are actually objective seekers of the news instead of partisan hacks.

The form exists but the underlying spirit of the idea is long dead and the media killed it along with any pretense of objectivity.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)

80
Might I suggest Greg Gutfeld?



He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity.


Posted by: Lizzy

==================

He could broadcast his show live from the podium. "And tonight, we have... Yamiche Alcindor! She tried to follow her dreams, but her dreams retreated. Aaaand Kaitlin Collins! She's never been misgendered... by Stevie Wonder."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (XJ22o)

81 Karoline was awesome. I feel sorry for anyone that has to replace her because those are pretty big shoes to fill.
Posted by: redridinghood

Shoes aren't the clothing I think of when I think of Karoline and "pretty big."

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

82 I wonder if Biden spent a lot of time online.

Hot Toddlers dot com
Posted by: bonhomme

Mattlock reruns, if IIRC.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (NnhvP)

83 75 The Conservative Case for David French as PressSec
Posted by: sifty boones
=======
Well, he does enjoy a good cucking.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)

84 Kayleigh McEnany was a wonderful press secretary.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

85 No one could survive an Alex the chick - MWR combination!

Would redefine “going nuclear on the press.”

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (4KUe5)

86 I hear Karine Jean-Pierre is available...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:43 PM (vQrSy)

I think she's too busy on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:45 PM (iABCo)

87 54 $10 says Trump hires another attractive femme. He likes blondes.
Posted by: Don Black

True, but they must also possess superlative knife skills.
Posted by: Archimedes

I believe Kellyanne Conway is available, although her and Trump have been a bit rocky over the last few years as I recall.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2026 01:46 PM (K9nu8)

88 Max Headroom

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

89 She's gonna be hard to replace

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:46 PM (vQrSy)

90 I'd laugh my ass off if Ben Shapiro showed up for a day. Just as a joke.

The press would shit a live chicken.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (i9sDw)

91 we need a New Face!

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)

92 He was given a collage of all the "MR finds out" memes for his birthday, signed by ...many people, including Trump. I think POTUS signed in gold.

Not The Bee has a picture. It is indeed gold.

Also there's a "MR finds out he's a WNBA player" one now. Those are fantastic.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

93 D-Lamp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (Cqx++)

94 Marco Rubio finding out he’s about to also become the WH Press Secretary…

He looks like Sam Kinison.

Well, when Kinison was alive. Not now.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (olroh)

95 I'd laugh my ass off if Ben Shapiro showed up for a day. Just as a joke.

The press would shit a live chicken.


Or Crowder. That would be epic.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

96 I would nominate Stephen Miller. He takes zero shits from the press. Or, if he wasn't so effective at Treasury, Bessent, for the same reason.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (bNf8H)

97 stumble into power.
--------

People do tend to stumble when you shoot them in the ear.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (iABCo)

98 69 I hear Karine Jean-Pierre is available...
Posted by: It's me donna

HIVE MIND!

She's also rested, ready and naturally tanned, in addition to having quit the dems.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (Y8DZL)

99 $10 to the first new Press Sec to offer to shave Butch Collins' mustache during a briefing.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (i9sDw)

100 I humbly submit my nomination for Dorángel "Hannibal" Vargas as PressSec. I may actually bother to watch a presser.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (BI5O2)

101 Does she get to keep Secret Service protection ( which I assume she had) after she leaves ? Because I wouldn't put it past some leftist nutcase to go after her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:48 PM (wmzkx)

102 Didn't know that. Can't understand why he does that stuff to people on "our side".
Posted by: Doof
=======
Because GOP hanger ons don't understand political loyalty. They loudly proclaim muh principles while putting the knife firmly in the back of whoever brought them into the spotlight. And they do it to the cheers of the Democrats and media.

Save the petty crap for memoirs years down the road.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

103 I can’t get enough of all the hundreds of variations of that Rubio meme LoL
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (MaA4a)
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Don't tell Doof...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:44 PM (amcLV)


Ha! Not sure why, but that meme got old very fast for me. Its moment of whelming me has passed.

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (S0M0K)

104 I'd laugh my ass off if Ben Shapiro showed up for a day. Just as a joke.

The press would shit a live chicken.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:47 PM (i9sDw)

The Woke Reich certainly would!

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)

105 ...and then they would fuck that chicken..

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)

106 Blast from the past:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (amcLV)

107 How could it possibly be difficult to replace a PressSec?

Go to a newsroom. Select a person. There, you're done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (BI5O2)

108
Let's begin every press briefing with a 5-10 minute video compilation of media lies over the past week (even dig bag to recent history) -- calling out individuals and networks and websites to their faces and showing the receipts.

Posted by: Ordinary American

================

That's EXACTLY what I've fantasized about! Or just pick one organization to kick off the conference, exhibit their blatant lie, and tell them they'll be permitted to ask questions when and only when their organization issues a front-page or prime-time retraction ALONG WITH an honest explanation -- and by honest explanation, I mean "We didn't bother checking because we were lazy" or "We went with this narrative because we're biased," not "We regret this totally accidental error that we can't pinpoint on anyone as it is not up to our extremely high standards for factuality and objectivity. Death to MAGA."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (XJ22o)

109 That's too bad, she's great. But good for her and her young children to have that nice home life. Heh, and of course her husband too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

110 I believe Kellyanne Conway is available, although her and Trump have been a bit rocky over the last few years as I recall.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

She's done. She was one of the big leakers in the Trump I admin and you notice she was definitely on the outside for Trump II. Trump I had to take what he could get and most of them were treacherous snakes out for themselves.

Trump II had the scouring of the Democrats that scarred him and scared off the wannabees influence collectors. Left him with solid warriors this time instead of GOPe milksop surrender crap.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (E4rtv)

111 If you don't think this administration (including Leavitt) will be examined and studied for its corruption and lawlessness, I don't know what to tell you.
--
Tell me how you plan to reduce the size, scope and reach of the federal government so that no one like Trump can ever be this lawless and corrupt again.

Oh, nothing? All the laws and regulations in place that allow this lawlessness and corruption are fine?

Because you are fine with the lawlessness and corruption--if it's your side in power.
But then you call it "getting done what needs done for the American people."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (3cUTc)

112 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:50 PM (BI5O2)

I think you would make a great Press Secretary, YD.

If only you had cannons.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

113 At the GatewayPundit right now...

Hours following Trump’s announcement, The New York Post reported that two front-runners have emerged as potential successors to Leavitt and both are staunch loyalists to the President.

Trump administration sources told the Post that Trump is looking at Alina Habba, who served as a defense lawyer for Trump and as a former acting attorney for New Jersey, and Breitbart Washington Bureau Chief Matthew Boyle.



For what it's worth...
Too bad Hannity's busy...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (Sco7b)

114 Allen West would make an awesome press secretery

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (jrgJz)

115 Stephen Miller is single- focused on immigration.

As much as I’d enjoy him as press secretary, he has ONE JOB. He takes it very seriously. We are better for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (4KUe5)

116 The best thing about the interwebs is that you get to hear from all the brilliant people that can come up with stuff like this, who would otherwise labor in obscurity.

Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter

Chocolate Cherry Cordial
You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon’s true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

Caramel Chew
There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.


https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

117 bring back that Sean guy!

I thought he was good

plus we have to help out the 50ish white dudes

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

118 Oooh, Alina Habba would be great. Nice cannons on that one.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

119 "We have decided to switch things up a little in the White House Press room. We believe you, the media, should always be entertained. Therefore, we will be hiring Candace Owens as Press Secretary. And, while we are used to discussing the issues of the day, we will, instead, be focusing on entertainment. Ms. Owens will be standing on her head during Press Conferences, and journalists are encouraged to toss nickels at her nostrils to score points. PLEASE NO WAGERING."

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)

120 Might be onto something there. Just have a rotating schedule of all the worst enemies of the press.

Nick Searcy, Ben Shapiro, Nick Shirley.

Keep someone on hand for solemn and important shit, but day to day just fuck with 'em.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (i9sDw)

121 I mean, I'm not telephonic enough, but I could "*easily* do this job, short of that problem.

1.) Read the President's talking point. SKILL LEVEL: 7th Grade literacy

2.) Respond viciously to retarded reporters. SKILL LEVEL: IQ >>> Retard

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (BI5O2)

122 Maybe it's proof of our differences but the Right can meme itself while the Left are clueless.

In the art thread I posted how Americans can take insults and embrace them and turn them into our own. Of course morons have to snark and began pointing out different cultural symbols that were cancelled instead of embraced. All that did was prove the Left aren't real Americans because they only cancel. They can't turn the tables. They hate being mocked.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (KC5Lt)

123 Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

Are you seconding my YD nomination.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (iABCo)

124 38 AlextheChick!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)

She'd have the greatest fucking stepstool, from which she would rain fire and brimstone on those dummies.

Like AND subscribe, bitches!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (AdHga)

125 Telegenic, I meant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (BI5O2)

126 107 How could it possibly be difficult to replace a PressSec?

Go to a newsroom. Select a person. There, you're done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Ron Ziegler for Nixon came from the J. Walter Thompson ad agency, not a newsroom. Notably Ziegler was loyal to Nixon until the very end and urged him to fight his impeachment all the way to a Senate trial.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)

127 >>> At the GatewayPundit right now...
Hours following Trump’s announcement, The New York Post reported that two front-runners have emerged as potential successors to Leavitt and both are staunch loyalists to the President.
Trump administration sources told the Post that Trump is looking at Alina Habba, who served as a defense lawyer for Trump and as a former acting attorney for New Jersey, and Breitbart Washington Bureau Chief Matthew Boyle.

I don't think it would be Matthew Boyle. It's been years and years since I talked to him, but when I met him, he had a anxious/nervous introvert's disposition and was not confident nor charismatic.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)

128 Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes


That's actually funny.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (diia5)

129 107 How could it possibly be difficult to replace a PressSec?

Go to a newsroom. Select a person. There, you're done.



I have two words for you. Sean Spicer.

Actually, I have five words: Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (Riz8t)

130
Telegenic, I meant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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What we need is someone who's telepathic. Also psychopathic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (XJ22o)

131 Are you seconding my YD nomination.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (iABCo)

Good one or Eric the Blade.. He could always sweep in to the press room with his first Blade retorts !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (vQrSy)

132 MWR for Deputy Press Sec.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)

From the Trampoline of Magnificence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (AdHga)

133 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I nominated you for press sec yesterday because I thought your resume included a hypothetical "idea" to bar the doors and set fire to the place. I don't remotely advocate that kind of thing but I admire your spunk. Then again I don't want to put words in your mouth.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:58 AM (iABCo)

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:55 PM (iABCo)

134 She'd have the greatest fucking stepstool, from which she would rain fire and brimstone on those dummies.

Like AND subscribe, bitches!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (AdHga)
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Fire and brimstone seem pretty harsh. She'd get more done with a tray of lemon bars.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)

135 I have two words for you. Sean Spicer.


yeah! that guy!

he was awesome before

he'll be better Round Two

or ... Doocy?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)

136 I would nominate Stephen Miller. He takes zero shits from the press. Or, if he wasn't so effective at Treasury, Bessent, for the same reason.

===
His wife was mentioned. She used to work for the WH during Trump v1.0. But they have 4 kids !

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (g47mK)

137 Are you seconding my YD nomination.
Posted by: ...

Well, I guess. Too bad he's a dude, though.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

138 Habba, Alina Habbaaaaa

*dances in a circle*

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (oqH4h)

139 Side Scrollers is watching James O'Keefe's newest video.

He dressed as a muslim for Minnesota's primary in order to test their 'vouching' law and successfully got ballots for 8 men and women in burkas.

Obviously, no one should take that state's election results seriously.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (vSvIl)

140 meh on Alina

that's just .. too on the nose

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)

141 >>>https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes

so funny, man.

in his house in Ryleh dead Cthulhu waits deliciously

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)

142 AlextheChick!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2026 01:37 PM (kpS4V)

She'd have the greatest fucking stepstool, from which she would rain fire and brimstone on those dummies.

Like AND subscribe, bitches!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (AdHga)
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Come for the press scorching. Stay for the Victory Tits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (amcLV)

143 Fire and brimstone seem pretty harsh. She'd get more done with a tray of lemon bars.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)

But what about the raptors?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 01:57 PM (AdHga)

144 Might be onto something there. Just have a rotating schedule of all the worst enemies of the press.

Nick Searcy, Ben Shapiro, Nick Shirley.

Keep someone on hand for solemn and important shit, but day to day just fuck with 'em.


I'd bring in a guy who knows how to make shadow puppets. He could make a bird, and a dog, and whatever else comes to mind. Maybe have a balloon animal guy on special days.

The press doesn't take their job seriously, so why should we?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

145 I would like Adam Carolla as Press Secretary.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (KC5Lt)

146 This is so funny yet a real quote:

'This president is trying to push the SAVE Act, which would require proof of who you are to vote.' - Kamala Harris

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (n5tGW)

147 Kid Rock finna backhand some press.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (i9sDw)

148 Wait....I want a mime with a bad attitude and a large squirt gun.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)

149 121 I mean, I'm not telephonic enough, but I could "*easily* do this job, short of that problem.

1.) Read the President's talking point. SKILL LEVEL: 7th Grade literacy

2.) Respond viciously to retarded reporters. SKILL LEVEL: IQ >>> Retard
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:53 PM (BI5O2)
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I could do the job, theoretically, but almost none of my responses could be aired on network television or radio without extensive bleeping of the strings of words I would hurl at the assembly of utter retards in front of me after every question.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)

150 so funny, man.

in his house in Ryleh dead Cthulhu waits deliciously
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:56 PM (1wjle)
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Coincidentally, I played Eldritch Horror with friends last night.

One player's character has already been devoured by Deep Ones, and another's has gone insane.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (amcLV)

151 oooooh

David Spade!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 01:59 PM (j+aD2)

152
She is smart and beautiful. What a wonderful job she did.

Best wishes to her.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 01:59 PM (/QHx4)

153 I'm not the commenter who thought this up, but I second his/her motion to hire Rob Schneider for the next Press Secretary.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)

154
I could do the job, theoretically, but almost none of my responses could be aired on network television or radio without extensive bleeping of the strings of words I would hurl at the assembly of utter retards in front of me after every question.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)


Yeah, I'm afraid I would lose my temper from all the stupid "questions" they ask...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 02:00 PM (vQrSy)

155 David Spade would also be hilarious.
"That question was retarded. Buh-bye."

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)

156 I could do the job, theoretically, but almost none of my responses could be aired on network television or radio without extensive bleeping of the strings of words I would hurl at the assembly of utter retards in front of me after every question.
Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)
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I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:01 PM (FZ29D)

157 The stay I mentioned yesterday expired; injunction is live.

People in a bunch of states are cash-and-carry purchasing suppressors on 4473's from ffl's and assembling short barreled rifles/shotguns with no NFA paperwork. 3d printers are also going brrrrr.

The legal situation is a giant clusterfuck of non enforced and unenforceable regs, now, with some states being a gray area with state law referencing the NFA registry.

There are reports some ATF offices are telling ffls they are good to go; others are saying they have no guidance yet.

Posted by: heya at August 13, 2026 02:02 PM (23NNO)

158 115 Stephen Miller is single- focused on immigration.

As much as I’d enjoy him as press secretary, he has ONE JOB. He takes it very seriously. We are better for it.
Posted by: Lizzy

I can think of someone else focused on immigration that does great press interviews and pisses the media and Lefties (but I repeat myself) off.

Tom Homan

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 02:02 PM (K9nu8)

159 I'd bring in a guy who knows how to make shadow puppets. He could make a bird, and a dog, and whatever else comes to mind. Maybe have a balloon animal guy on special days.

The press doesn't take their job seriously, so why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes

Worthwhile suggestion. The press conference as it was intended is dead. It is performative art nowadays.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)

160 I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:01 PM

I would support you in this role x100.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 Nicki Minaj, Press Secretary.

Checkmate

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (i9sDw)

162 My stint as Press Secretary

' that's a retarded question. next'

' are you a retard or what?''

' all retards go to the back of the line. Who's next?'

' I'll take the question because it's only a little retarded. You must be the half tard of the bunch'

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (KC5Lt)

163 'This president is trying to push the SAVE Act, which would require proof of who you are to vote.' - Kamala Harris
——-

Sometimes, we forget just how brain dead these people really are.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (X/q9i)

164 153 I'm not the commenter who thought this up, but I second his/her motion to hire Rob Schneider for the next Press Secretary.
Posted by: 88C+u

Why not. The more ludicrous the better and anyone you can think of is better qualified than the rabid gerbils of the Washington Press corp.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)

165 Dennis Miller.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

166 160 I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I'm afraid I cannot support you unless you penalize them with a dunce cap too.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)

167 I would come in on the first day and run the Pledge of Allegiance before answering any questions, just to watch their little heads go Scanners.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iABCo)

168 I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.

Nah, the chair on which the questioner sits would plunge onto a bed of coals underneath the floor. Either that, or the chair would electrocute him, leaving a heap of sizzling, smoking flesh for the others to contemplate.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)

169

She was so great at shiving the aholes with words.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (/QHx4)

170 Dennis Miller isn't dead, so that makes him a contender to be Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (88C+u)

171 No matter who it is, I want the new Press secretary to use literal crayons and puppets during briefings to humiliate the journalice.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (i9sDw)

172 160 I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I'm afraid I cannot support you unless you penalize them with a dunce cap too.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
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DONE! Plus a three-legged stool where they can sit and seethe with envy while someone else gets to ask a semi-intelligent question (about the best anyone could hope for...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (FZ29D)

173 I don't think it would be Matthew Boyle. It's been years and years since I talked to him, but when I met him, he had a anxious/nervous introvert's disposition and was not confident nor charismatic.
Posted by: ace


I'll take the job.

"FU. Next question"
"No. I already answered that stupid question"
"Did your parents have any children that lived? What kind of asinine question is that?"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (lrRtF)

174 I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Force them to eat a Carolina Reaper.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

175 Press Secretary in Trump's administration is a confrontational position. You have be able shut the media whores down with sharp, accurate retorts and not be afraid to have singular assholes tossed from the room.

Daily.

And ban the repeat offenders. Because fuck them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (2Cry5)

176 No matter who it is, I want the new Press secretary to use literal crayons and puppets during briefings to humiliate the journalice.

Your idea wouldn't work. The press corps wouldn't know if the crayons were for illustration or snack time.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

177 165 Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Bulg

Like Norm MacDonald, his intellect is so above the press corp IQ and that of the average TV viewer so the effect would be lost. Course the rest of us could enjoy the replays for memes and laughs.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)

178 They should replace her with a text-to-voice generator housed inside a Big Mouth Billy Bass, just for fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

Why can’t she just want to be a mama? She is very young. She married well. She is smart.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

179 David Spade and Adam Carolla are really quick on their feet. I'd watch every Press conference if one of them was the PS.

David Spade's autobiography, Almost Interesting, is a fun , quick read.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (KC5Lt)

180 Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

I'm ready to put you ahead of YD. I'm fickle.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (iABCo)

181 Nah, the chair on which the questioner sits would plunge onto a bed of coals underneath the floor. Either that, or the chair would electrocute him, leaving a heap of sizzling, smoking flesh for the others to contemplate.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)


https://youtu.be/fNxvYX7zih8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)

182
I don't think it would be Matthew Boyle. It's been years and years since I talked to him, but when I met him, he had a anxious/nervous introvert's disposition and was not confident nor charismatic.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)

good

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:07 PM (g47mK)

183 If I take the job can I make them contemplate their stupidity on the tree of woe?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (2UnvF)

184 Trap doors on the floor would be a nice touch.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (dIske)

185 I'm afraid I cannot support you unless you penalize them with a dunce cap too.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
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DONE! Plus a three-legged stool where they can sit and seethe with envy while someone else gets to ask a semi-intelligent question (about the best anyone could hope for...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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You, sir, are a fine American and deserve the press sec. appointment. Might want to add a hickory stick while you are at it. Nice historical resonance.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)

186
I know I could have some fun with it. Anytime someone in the front row asks a stupid question, I'd make them go to the back of the room until they can think of a non-stupid question. Then they have to wait their turn to move back to the front. Whoever was behind them moves up a seat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

==================

I have a different concept: make them police themselves.

You do this with a new rule: the first overtly stupid question is the end of the press conference. This puts pressure on reporters to prevent stupid questions.

The reporters might do this by working out a seating arrangement, whether by vote or committee or whatever (it's up to them) that sets apart the Question Pool. Press Secretary picks from them. If you ask the stupid question that ends the conference, you get expelled for a week and someone else rotates in.

Something like that, needs finesse, but basically they police themselves and a stupid question from one gets a punishment for all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)

187 Confident, charismatic, good memory, quick on his/her feet, can put in 14 hours ..yeah, not easy.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (g47mK)

188 David Spade's autobiography, Almost Interesting, is a fun , quick read.


he almost got killed by his assistant!!!

honestly tho he's very sharp. he would rock it.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

189 It's going to be a surprise!

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (g47mK)

190 180 Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

I'm ready to put you ahead of YD. I'm fickle.
Posted by: ...
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No love for sharks with friggin laser beams?

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

191 No matter who it is, I want the new Press secretary to use literal crayons and puppets during briefings to humiliate the journalice.

Your idea wouldn't work. The press corps wouldn't know if the crayons were for illustration or snack time.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

We don't get it...

Posted by: USMC at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (AdHga)

192 I'd bring in a guy who knows how to make shadow puppets. He could make a bird, and a dog, and whatever else comes to mind. Maybe have a balloon animal guy on special days.

The press doesn't take their job seriously, so why should we?
Posted by: Archimedes


Zombie Steven Stucker - Johnny from Airplane!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (lrRtF)

193 169

She was so great at shiving the aholes with words.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (/QHx4)
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I read this as "shaving the aholes" and was wondering what kind of AI videos of Leavitt you'd been watching

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (oqH4h)

194 Trump is a media person after all, should be very interesting who he picks.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (g47mK)

195 You, sir, are a fine American and deserve the press sec. appointment. Might want to add a hickory stick while you are at it. Nice historical resonance.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)
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I also thought of a game-show style approach.

Contestants are called down to the front row at random. We show them a media clip and they have to bid on how many lies are found in the media clip. The closest bidder (without going over) gets to ask a question and survives to the next round. Losers get kicked out of the Press Room until the next day.

We could call it "The Press is Wrong!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (FZ29D)

196 Dennis Miller isn't dead, so that makes him a contender to be Senate Majority Leader.
Posted by: 88C+u

He'd have to be a Senator. However, he could be Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (DZ9Lv)

197
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (/QHx4)

198 New Press Sec should publicly accuse Kaitlan Collins of farting during every briefing.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:11 PM (i9sDw)

199 Shane Gillis

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)

200 Shane could safely call the press idiots "tards"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)

201 The press corps wouldn't know if the crayons were for illustration or snack time.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)

We don't get it...
Posted by: USMC


I was waiting. 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:12 PM (lrRtF)

202 No love for sharks with friggin laser beams?

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

While you're bullshitting, during his recent interview, Rubio raised putting sharks in the Reflecting Pool.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (AdHga)

203 I would love to see a press sec call on Kaitlin as Dylan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (n5tGW)

204 Something like that, needs finesse, but basically they police themselves and a stupid question from one gets a punishment for all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)
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They are all egotistical narcissists, so I'd expect a lot of them to ask stupid questions if only to sabotage the others.

But that's also a win!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (FZ29D)

205 While you're bullshitting, during his recent interview, Rubio raised putting sharks in the Reflecting Pool.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


So you're saying Rubio hangs out here?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (lrRtF)

206 Justine Bateman is pretty feisty. Give her a shot.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (i9sDw)

207 116 The best thing about the interwebs is that you get to hear from all the brilliant people that can come up with stuff like this, who would otherwise labor in obscurity.

Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter

https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

Thanks for that; it's hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (9ZFZd)

208 So you're saying Rubio hangs out here?


if he does, tell him he needs to give the no-sugar thing a bit more time before he starts destroying Paraguay

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (j+aD2)

209 Something like that, needs finesse, but basically they police themselves and a stupid question from one gets a punishment for all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


All their metal folding chairs are connected to an AED.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (lrRtF)

210 Okay, fine. I will do it. I am going to answer every last question with southernisms and let them try to sort out what it means. We will deploy all the gems except the expected blessings of hearts. Things like telling the press they can’t put their boots in the oven and call them biscuits, or y’all look just as happy as if you had some sense. It will be great.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

211 Something like that, needs finesse, but basically they police themselves and a stupid question from one gets a punishment for all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)


https://youtu.be/gweuuwNU1Sw

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

212 Rubio's response to RFK's diet and his defense of Pop Tarts was pretty funny.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:17 PM (KC5Lt)

213 While you're bullshitting, during his recent interview, Rubio raised putting sharks in the Reflecting Pool.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
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Works for me. Except leftists might poison the sharks with malignant stupidity as it appears that it is now a thing for leftists women loons to get booster Covid vaxxes to show solidarity with that malignant gnome Fauci.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)

214 So you're saying Rubio hangs out here?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (lrRtF


No, worse. He watched Sharknado III

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)

215 Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

That would indeed be great.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 13, 2026 02:18 PM (lFFaq)

216 Karoline Leavitt is the dream come true of any/all middle aged plus men...she married a man...32 years older than her

Posted by: zigggggy at August 13, 2026 02:19 PM (EDeJ/)

217 Ric Grenell would be awesome. I know he isn’t a journalist, but he is smart as all get out and snarky. I could see him just stare and sigh and some of the questions. Then move on.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

218 Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ

In Louisiana we would call going grocery shopping, 'going to make groceries today'

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:19 PM (KC5Lt)

219 Okay, fine. I will do it. I am going to answer every last question with southernisms and let them try to sort out what it means. We will deploy all the gems except the expected blessings of hearts. Things like telling the press they can’t put their boots in the oven and call them biscuits, or y’all look just as happy as if you had some sense. It will be great.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)


Don't think for a second that you'd be excused from providing content for Sunday nights

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 02:20 PM (S0M0K)

220 Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter

https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)


Harumph! More like August Derleth, I would say.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 02:21 PM (rbvCR)

221 219 Don't think for a second that you'd be excused from providing content for Sunday nights
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 02:20 PM (S0M0K)

Ooohhhh…wait a second here…we could review all the outfits I wore that week, why I chose them, who they are by….THE SHOES!

May I have the credit card back, please?

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

222 218 Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ

In Louisiana we would call going grocery shopping, 'going to make groceries today'
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 02:19

Do you know they are not called buggies in the north?

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

223 Who do we think will replace her?

Maybe Scott Jennings could be lured away from b*tch-slapping CNN hosts for the opportunity to b*tch-slap WaPo and NYT.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (vTZFs)

224 Spencer Pratt

Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (qwLiq)

225 Okay, fine. I will do it. I am going to answer every last question with southernisms and let them try to sort out what it means. We will deploy all the gems except the expected blessings of hearts. Things like telling the press they can’t put their boots in the oven and call them biscuits, or y’all look just as happy as if you had some sense. It will be great.
Posted by: Piper a

I always heard it as a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make em biscuits.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

226 How about appointing nobody?

Show the press how unimportant they are.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 02:25 PM (cnokD)

227 Who do we think will replace her?

Maybe Scott Jennings could be lured away from b*tch-slapping CNN hosts for the opportunity to b*tch-slap WaPo and NYT.


Too nice. We need someone to convey utter contempt. In a perfect world, it would be Elon Musk. The presstitutes are scared s***less of him because they know his IQ is multiples of theirs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

228
Karoline Leavitt is great. Sorry to see her leaving.

The lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake liked her so much, she would often watch her press conferences from the day before after breakfast and before work.

She loved the way she handled the press.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (iJfKG)

229 if he does, tell him he needs to give the no-sugar thing a bit more time before he starts destroying Paraguay
Posted by: Black Orchid

No, it's working as intended. He just needs to learn how to redirect that toxic masculinity towards the right targets...like Iran, Palestine, illegal immigrants, etc.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (K9nu8)

230 Arch you kind of made the sidebar

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (iABCo)

231
I always heard it as a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make em biscuits.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

I have never heard it that way! But my kid smooshed together butter my butt and call me a biscuit with the boot one and said “you can’t put your butt in the oven and call it a biscuit”. We should use that one.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

232 Spencer Pratt

I think I like that suggestion better than my own.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (vTZFs)

233 207 116 The best thing about the interwebs is that you get to hear from all the brilliant people that can come up with stuff like this, who would otherwise labor in obscurity.

Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter

https://tinyurl.com/yhd2jdrx
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

Thanks for that; it's hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 13, 2026 02:14 PM (9ZFZd)

The Free Trial by Franz Kafka looks promising...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (wtvvX)

234 I have never heard it that way! But my kid smooshed together butter my butt and call me a biscuit with the boot one and said “you can’t put your butt in the oven and call it a biscuit”. We should use that one.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
-----

That dog won't hunt!

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

235 Too nice. We need someone to convey utter contempt. In a perfect world, it would be Elon Musk. The presstitutes are scared s***less of him because they know his IQ is multiples of theirs.

I'm sure he could just show up and ad lib an hour a couple of times a week but still that's a couple of hours not spent working on getting to Mars.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (vTZFs)

236 Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2026 02:24 PM (qwLiq)

I like that suggestion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 02:28 PM (wmzkx)

237 have never heard it that way! But my kid smooshed together butter my butt and call me a biscuit with the boot one and said “you can’t put your butt in the oven and call it a biscuit”. We should use that one.
Posted by: Piper

The messed up smooshed together ones are always the best.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

238 Do you know they are not called buggies in the north?
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)


You're making it seem like it's normal to call them buggies and odd to call them carts. Yet I've never once seen an online shopping site with "Add to Buggy" or "View Your Buggy".

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (S0M0K)

239 That dog won't hunt!
Posted by: ballistic at

Well I'll be, yall are all hat not cattle.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

240 No cattle*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

241 Yet I've never once seen an online shopping site with "Add to Buggy" or "View Your Buggy".

Because those sites are built by software guys who use that word completely differently.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:30 PM (vTZFs)

242 The messed up smooshed together ones are always the best.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2026 02:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Jack Aubrey: ...but we shall know the pudding by its fruit.

Stephen Maturin: Might one also prove the tree by eating?

Jack Aubrey: What a fellow you are, Stephen. No one would eat a tree.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 02:30 PM (amcLV)

243 So, for the last 4 days every time I opened my F book feed, there were multiple stories about attempted suicides on the USS Lincoln, because of their long deployement.

This morning, when I saw this, I posted on the 4 posts in my feed that I wondered who was paying F Book for all this coverage.

Suddenly... they disappeared...

What a Co Ink E Dink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (mP0Kj)

244 This is when I wish Rodney Dangerfield was still around.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (g8Ew8)

245 nood

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 02:31 PM (MWfyi)

246 Too bad Senator Kennedy is not available. He could refer to the DSA by his pet names for them. Neiman Marxists and Lulu Lenins.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 02:34 PM (EiUt/)

247 Nood assassin.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 02:35 PM (AdHga)

248 This is when I wish Rodney Dangerfield was still around.

"No respect. No respect all, I tell ya. You know Jake, my wife asked if I liked your last story in the Post. I told her I didn't see but I'll ask the parrot what his butt thought of it."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 02:36 PM (vTZFs)

249 I really like the idea of Spencer Pratt as PressSec.

Good springboard.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (OLnyK)

250 Sec Rubio did mess with the press and kick them around once in her absence but I think he's a little busy.

I hope someone can fill her place and do well.

She's a sweetie and I wish her well with her babies. They are the most important gift in life and I didn't work for almost 5yrs when we hatched ours.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 02:37 PM (hzuYO)

251 Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

lol. Outstanding.

Posted by: front toward enemy at August 13, 2026 02:39 PM (TIizU)

252 Hmm. I nominate Al Sharpton as press secretary. In addition to comedy gold, he would try to trash Trump's actions and accidentally make them sound goo.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 13, 2026 02:47 PM (KFbdf)

253 "sound good."

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 13, 2026 02:48 PM (KFbdf)

254 Might I suggest Greg Gutfeld?
He has the proper attitude, and would laugh off their stupidity
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)

Tyrus. He's pretty tight with Trump. They really like each other, and Tyrus would destroy the presstitutes. Physically. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 13, 2026 02:58 PM (hmYU4)

Grossly Ugly SPLC AWFL Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Give Her a Pity Nazi-Bang Arrested for Money Laundering

Sad!

Former SPLC official arrested as feds expand case over alleged $4M scheme involving extremist groups



Federal indictment alleges donor funds were secretly funneled to groups like the Ku Klux Klan


A former top Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) official was arrested on charges Wednesday as federal prosecutors unveiled sweeping new allegations that donated money was allegedly secretly funneled to extremists and used for activities including recruiting members, staging rallies and buying materials for Ku Klux Klan robes and cross burnings.

Heidi Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, was charged alongside the SPLC with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank.

The second superseding indictment also charges Beirich with a conspiracy to commit concealed money laundering. Beirich was served with an arrest warrant Wednesday morning, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Alabama.

Attorney General Todd Blanche confirmed the arrest during a news conference Wednesday in Washington, D.C., and said the federal investigation remains ongoing.

"I think, as alleged in the indictment, this individual participated in the scheme as alleged," Blanche said. "I believe she was part of the effort to open bank accounts and complete fictitious companies names and make payments that to individuals for reasons that were not, that were not accurate as described."'

FBI Director Kash Patel also weighed in on the news via X, writing that Beirich was at the "center" of the bureau's ongoing investigation.

"As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups," Patel wrote.

The 26-page indictment obtained by Fox News Digital alleges the SPLC secretly funneled at least $4.1 million in tax-exempt donor funds between 2007 and 2023 through bank accounts supposedly belonging to businesses unaffiliated with the organization. Prosecutors allege the money paid "field sources" who were leading or affiliated with violent extremist organizations.

Prosecutors allege donor money was used to attend and host extremist rallies, recruit members, grow and create extremist chapters, publish extremist literature and buy materials for KKK robes, hoods and cross burnings. The indictment also alleges two KKK members who wanted out of the movement were encouraged by the SPLC to remain and offered monthly payments and expenses.

One of the most explosive allegations centers on a source identified as "F-9," whom prosecutors say infiltrated the neo-Nazi National Alliance and received more than $1.2 million from the SPLC during the period covered by the indictment. Prosecutors allege Beirich oversaw payments to F-9 while also having a romantic relationship with him, with the pair sharing a home and two bank accounts.


Between 2015 and 2021, approximately $140,000 in donor money flowed from the SPLC's operating account through a "Tech Writers" account and ultimately into joint bank accounts held by Beirich and F-9, prosecutors allege. The indictment says the money accounted for approximately 66% of all funds deposited into their joint accounts and alleges Beirich used donor money to pay the couple's personal living expenses.

She's the White Fani Willis. I wonder who her Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., is.


FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash

Following an FBI investigation with our DOJ partners: today we are announcing a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center's Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich.

As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups.

According to the indictment and our investigation, Beirich played a primary role in this scheme. From at least 2007-2023, Beirich allegedly helped orchestrate this fraudulent activity worth approximately $4.2 million, conspiring with SPLC to defraud donors, obtaining money through these materially false and fraudulent pretenses and omissions to pay leadership of the very violent organizations SPLC claimed to oppose.

Beirich was arrested today - charged with crimes including wire fraud conspiracy, conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering.

This is an ongoing investigation. This FBI will find anyone who exploits the trust of the American people and our financial system.

While Beulah Balbricker here was using donor money to "create and grow" extremist groups, she complained about how goshdarn fast extremist groups were being created and grown, and blamed it on.... DRUMPF!!!!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:22 PM




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1 What a shock

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (N1tpc)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

3 ALMOST

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

5 It's almost like these lying grifters will not only lie to support their political aims, but for their own personal gain too!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (N1tpc)

6 So how do I get this huwite soopremasis money?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (jjoN6)

7 'Tis no woman. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Posted by: Sea Captain at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (wXgT/)

8 This is the Rad Left, in all it's pathetic glory. All summed up in one disgusting package.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (edUvp)

9 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

10 I could never drink her pretty.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (ptDe5)

11 The SPLC will just say they had no idea this "person" was doing this....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (vQrSy)

12 Grossly Ugly Left-Wing Money Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Fuck Her Arrested for Money Laundering

Money funneled itself? Is that like when the MFM says a car drove into a crowd?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

13 That woman is so not money.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

14 Heidi Beirich, 59, of Palm Springs, California, was charged alongside the SPLC with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank.
======================
Not gay? Isn't everyone gay there?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (c/v/O)

15 And here I thought she'd prefer to shack up with a minority. Or an immigrant.

Hm, maybe this is one of those "the shame is part of the kink" scenarios?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (qm2GX)

16 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

$1.2M will change a lot of minds.

Not mine, but other people are made of sterner stuff.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (N1tpc)

17 9 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg


There's always the one guy in your friend group who would smash her.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (jjoN6)

18 I actually saw the SPLC run commercials on MS Nowasking for money I think.

And I've seen a lot of the SPLC babe the last few days.

Pants on.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)

19
Shitty
People
Lie
Constantly

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (7zn4w)

20 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)


1. I'm guessing that he didn't have that many options.
2. She was spending a lot of money for his benefit. He was in his soft phase. Drizzle drizzle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

21 This is Little Debbie's older sister BIG DEBBIE.

Posted by: Multiple Chins is a Human Right at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (hqQIL)

22 >> Grossly Ugly Left-Wing Money Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Fuck Her Arrested for Money Laundering

Oof. Shopping that poon should be a crime by itself. Call it the Penicide by Poon Statute.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (yv1Au)

23 10 I could never drink her pretty.
Posted by: Diogenes


Perhaps you could black out the memory of what you did with her though.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (jjoN6)

24 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?

... a black dude?

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (9TspW)

25 Grossly Ugly Left-Wing Money Who Funneled Money to Her KKK Boyfriend So He Would Fuck Her Arrested for Money Laundering

Money funneled itself? Is that like when the MFM says a car drove into a crowd?
Posted by: Ian S.


Headline needs one more "K"?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (VHUov)

26 you ok ace?

the post "subject lines" have been iffy of late

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

27 The ideology is just a disguise for the thiefing.

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (Q+gd/)

28 I'm the money.

Posted by: Vesper Lynd at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (wXgT/)

29 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?

He misunderstood the directions for the "bull rider". You're supposed to tell her you're not a Democrat *after* things are progressing nicely and then count how long you can hang on.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

30
Slag
Doxie
Strumpet

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (O0L8i)

31 Guys will dork anything

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (enNUy)

32 Why not just have sex with a beached whale. I mean, could you really tell the difference?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (yv1Au)

33
Then: Democrats Support the KKK

Now: Democrats Support the KKK

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (iABCo)

34 Nothing to see here... just normal charity work.

Posted by: Inogame at August 13, 2026 12:27 PM (53oGX)

35
More cushion for the pushing

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (/QHx4)

36
Again, Jocelyn Benson is in the middle of all this and hasn't been called out on it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)

37 You know, I’ve often wondered where Elvis went. Then I see this chick and wonder if maybe she ate him.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:29 PM (yv1Au)

38 That woman is so not money.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

She might have a beautiful baby friend that's ready to party.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (iABCo)

39 The lefties think they have a sick burn on X with:
"It's telling that the US Government dismantled the Black Panthers but not the KKK."

Dear sweet child of the Indoctrination--you really don't even have a clue of what you don't know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

40 35
More cushion for the pushing

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:28 PM (/QHx4

If I need a crane and earthmoving equipment, there's too much cushion.

Posted by: I'm just a little boy at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (hqQIL)

41 Again, Jocelyn Benson is in the middle of all this and hasn't been called out on it.

Jocelyn Elders would've told both parties to just masturbate.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

42 This time I want to go on top.

Posted by: Heidi "Snu Snu" Beirich at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (88C+u)

43 What jury will convict her?

Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi3zc)

44
OUT: Southern Poverty Law Center
IN: Soon Prison Life Coming

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

45 That woman is so not money.
Posted by: bonhomme

She might have a beautiful baby friend that's ready to party.
Posted by: ...


No wingman on earth.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (VHUov)

46 Wow. She turned into Fräulein Rottenmeier.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (MWfyi)

47 You know, I’ve often wondered where Elvis went. Then I see this chick and wonder if maybe she ate him.
Posted by: Vengeance

I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

48 I, too, don't care about white supremacy, because I think it's largely bullshit made up to extract money from people who are gullible enough to think it's a problem.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (2Xqig)

49
They call her Vampire the Buffet Slayer

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (iABCo)

50 I dunno. It’s kinda hard to dork that. How do you get past the slimy fat rolls filled with Cheetos crumbs, BO that would make an Indian wretch, and a hoohah that smells like week old fish that sat in the sun. Not even a bottle of Jack Daniels would help that.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (yv1Au)

51 > Southern Poverty Law Center’s Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich.
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Say what?!

Director of Intelligence.... how Soviet of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2Cry5)

52 My word is she ugly… and she has a man voice. I wonder if she has the Seinfeld man-hands? I don’t wanna know

Not even a self-respecting Nazi would want to hit that… throwing up in mouth

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (MaA4a)

53 Gaslight: *checkmark*
Projection: *checkmark*
Transference: *checkmark*

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (QB6+C)

54 There's probably something seriously wrong with me but I cannot comprehend a person 50+ years old risking everything for sex.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2ap+5)

55 31 Guys will dork anything
Posted by: nckate

If we're paid enough, then... possibly. This case shows we're not all that different from girls

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (88C+u)

56
I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

__________

If it wasn't for Colonel Parker, he would have died at 42.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (O0L8i)

57 It wasn't just SPLC. Others were involved. Go after the financiers. Destroy this filthy vermin!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (sAmhv)

58 She looks like she was just rolled out of the Karen Factory

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 13, 2026 12:32 PM (fapp/)

59 Harry Mudd's wife.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

60 William White Williams is an unsavory individual and I'm sure he's not a ton of fun at parties.

But when his outré organization National Alliance was infiltrated by Beirich, he stated to the New York Post: "I knew it was that fat, ugly hog Heidi Beirich."

I'll give him max points for factual accuracy, if nothing else.

There's no better way to describe Beirich, than as a "fat, ugly hog." Both in body and spirit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)

61 Why am I convinced there is overlap between the Porky's extended Universe and The Life and Times of William Jefferson Clinton?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (r7+Q7)

62 Afternoon Ace
The woman looks like something out of The Hills Have Eyes
I don't think I could fix her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (WOnE5)

63 Don't care what she looks like. It's a reprehensible organization and I expect she's out there so the SPLC can say, "We had no idea of her corruption. We're all shocked !!" She's the token fall woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (JrHfD)

64 "Guys will dork anything
Posted by: nckate

If we're paid enough, then... possibly. This case shows we're not all that different from girls"

Or penguins.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (MWfyi)

65 Heidi's not attractive. Lol.

First world problems.

Heidi laying on a long beach chair in a white bikini generously rubbing suntan lotion all over her pearly white skin as the midday sun beats down on her is some poor Saudi Arabian teenage boys fantasy.

To some, she's prime early 1980's Sears catalog bra section.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)

66 31 Guys will dork anything
Posted by: nckate

She had to pay a nazi to fuck her.

Posted by: Closing Time at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (hqQIL)

67 What jury will convict her?

Uncharacteristically, for you, this is a good point... or it would be if she weren't facing going to trial in Alabama.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (ExV1e)

68 > You know, I’ve often wondered where Elvis went. Then I see this chick and wonder if maybe she ate him.

Elvis at his heaviest could eat this chick for lunch and still have room for a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)

69 "that fat, ugly hog Heidi Beirich."

The truest statement ever made. Her legal name should be forcibly changed to "Fat Ugly Hog" by a judge.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

70 >> I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, but that guy had his dick in more women than anybody who will ever live.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (yv1Au)

71 I don't think she looks bad at all.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (iABCo)

72 Of course the lefties are all still sticking with the "they were just paying informants!!"

Someone noted earlier that this superseding indictment is a predicate for RICO.

So I'm sure this is just her ....

LOL, gonna be hilarious when they seize all the off-shore assets of the SPLC.
Say, why do they need to off-shore their assets?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

73 Not even a bottle of Jack Daniels would help that.
Posted by: Vengeance

A Navy guy I knew used to say, "Not a night dark enough or a bottle of Jack Daniels big enough."

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

74 She looks like she was just rolled out of the Karen Factory
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger


The Factory put everything they had into this one!

Posted by: literally at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (VHUov)

75 Heidi laying on a long beach chair in a white bikini generously rubbing suntan lotion all over her pearly white skin as the midday sun beats down on her

Lotsa beach in Tattooine.

Posted by: Stateless, ma bookie; keel-ee calleya ku kah at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (88C+u)

76 The Guardian: Trump’s justice department arrests expert on far right as part of SPLC crackdown

Correction: Trump’s weaponized justice department arrests expert...

More accurate would be "Fascist American regime abducts expert on fascism and far right."

MAGA is seeking revenge on anyone who fought the KKK and other right-wing terrorist groups. They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist. That's why the right always calls the SPLC Communist.

Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

What I'm reading is she's a hero...unless you have a stake in shutting down organizations that do this kind of work in order to promote white supremacy

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)

77 My standards are lower than this chicks belly to the ground, and I wouldn’t do her.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (yv1Au)

78 A Navy guy I knew used to say, "Not a night dark enough or a bottle of Jack Daniels big enough."
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)


I was in the Navy and saw some of the women guys went home with... your guy is misremembering.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

79 Tell me at least two dozen Feebs showed up at her door, at dawn, with guns drawn, to make the arrest.

Then tell me there's video.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (e37bH)

80 " I don't think she looks bad at all.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill"

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (MWfyi)

81 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (WOnE5)

82 21 This is Little Debbie's older sister BIG DEBBIE.
Posted by: Multiple Chins is a Human Right at August 13, 2026 12:26 PM (


Whatever you do, never order a Big Debbie's oatmeal cream pie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (NeUY1)

83 Of course the lefties are all still sticking with the "they were just paying informants!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)

And Pete Townshend was just doing research.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (iABCo)

84 My TSLA was up 7.6%, so I sold it. Not bad for two weeks.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N)

85 your guy is misremembering.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

But you haven't seen her big surprise!

Posted by: two months at sea at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (88C+u)

86 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (yv1Au)

87 Even the Paolo would go limp at the sight of this women….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (MaA4a)

88 Married with children line....


Heidi Birch: you're standing in my sun! I'm trying to get an all over tan!

Al: That's asking a lot of the sun.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

89 80 " I don't think she looks bad at all.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill"

You're really gonna need to sweet talk this one into the Fun Van. Because you ain't lifting her.

Bitch will get stuck halfway down the well.

Posted by: I'm Hannibal Lector and I approved this message at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (hqQIL)

90 They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist.
----------

No one was actually saying that.......

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (iABCo)

91 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.
Posted by: Vengeance T

Tried? Tried?? There is no try, only do!

Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (MWfyi)

92 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Not us.
-- Florence, Oregon Explosives Experts

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

93 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 12:38 PM (WOnE5)

The sea was angry that day, my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (MaA4a)

94 Director of Intelligence.... how Soviet of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I didn't realize the SPLC was a government..... but I guess I should have.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (VHUov)

95 87 Even the Paolo would go limp at the sight of this women….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:39 PM (MaA4a

Okay then.

We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)

96 So, like a firefighter becoming an arsonist for job security.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (xWQZT)

97 "We had to fund the KKK to stop them."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (iABCo)

98 Yeah, even a serial killer would pass that one up. Too big of a hole to dig, and probably too big to cut up on the bathtub. It would be like trying to dress out a cow in a teacup.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (Otznn)

99 Tried? Tried?? There is no try, only do!
Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison


Who's the crazy fool that gave Roy a lightsaber?!?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:41 PM (VHUov)

100 81 There's no way she could lay on a beach. Everyone would try and push her back in
Posted by: Smell the Glove

What if, instead, we got a bunch of dynamite...

Posted by: Florence, Oregon, 1970 at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (t19vo)

101 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.
Posted by: Vengeance T

Were you there to witness it, or was she bragging about it all over school?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

102 She's the antidote for the 4-hour boner

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (J4Dwc)

103 Why not just have sex with a beached whale. I mean, could you really tell the difference?

When the whale (the marine one) vomits on you, you can sell it for good money.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

104
Heidi Beirich, CFO SPLC who was just arrested for secretly funding White Supremacy Nazi Groups complained a few years ago how fast these Nazi groups were exploding under Donald Trump

--------

It isn't just her or the SPLC doing this. It's a widespread pattern on the Left. Think of all the racial hoaxes and fake nooses. The GOPe agreeing to be lied about and demonized. The criminals turned loose to attack again.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (azNOR)

105 Ow! My eyes!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (Q+gd/)

106 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.

Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)

107 Okay then.

We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Stateless

I regret nothing!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, selflessly jumping on that fat bomb to protect the Horde at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (t19vo)

108 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.
Posted by: Vengeance T
_________

She got elected DA in Fulton County.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (XvL8K)

109 whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

Little smokies?

Posted by: kitty queen at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (x0xqR)

110 Ralph: I was popular with the girls. They all wanted to be near me when we went to the beach.
Alice: Ralph, it's not that they liked you. They just wanted to sit in the shade.

Posted by: The Honeymooners at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (JM9I6)

111 When she sits around the house, she sits...*around* the house!

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (TN0g+)

112 Harry Mudd's wife.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

The actress playing Harry Mudd's wife was much thinner, just the character was a total shrew.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (W90Ou)

113 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

With or without opening the package? Yes, it matters to my Kalshi position.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)

114 The legal theory they are using to go after Jabba the Slut is that the SPLC defrauded its donors by not telling them the money was being given to Jabba's white supremacist boyfriend.

I'm not sure if that will hold but I want months of discussion from the FNM about how leftwing NGOs giving money to the white supremacists is a perfectly normal and legal thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

115 >> Were you there to witness it, or was she bragging about it all over school?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

My best friend's mom was an ER nurse. The girl went to the hospital because, well, I guess one broke off.

So much for HIPPA and patient privacy. I think she moved to the Arctic after that.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (Otznn)

116 Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)

Um. The SPLC is not a law enforcement organization, you worthless dildo magnet.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (AdHga)

117 I always wondered what happened to the girl I went to high school with who tried to put a whole package of hot dogs in her vagina.

Amateur.

Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

118 HERR Dr. BEIRICH!!

Posted by: Minuteman at August 13, 2026 12:46 PM (7FRd5)

119 Indeed, The Paolo is, how you say, human.

Posted by: Paolo at August 13, 2026 12:46 PM (0sNs1)

120 found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.

Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)

AKKSHUAALLLYYY. Back then, it was probably mostly carpeted. Not smooth.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (AdHga)

121 Off topic technical note: Just upgraded a Raspberry computer here and got an error message on loading this site. An ad tried to open the camera that the Raspberry doesn't have. They are watching you.

Also Chromium sucks diseased donkey taint that it failed to stop the attempt.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (+iL5S)

122 A couple months ago Congress had the "acting" SPLC Director in the hotseat. Black dude. Dinna know nuttin'. Kept saying he wasn't familiar with the issues that were being brought up.

My question now is; where's the actual Director of the SPLC? Did the authorities ever find him/her/it?

This cow is one cog in the SPLC's vast wheel of "directors" who apparently are all in on the fraud, corruption and social injustice being foisted on the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (2Cry5)

123 She ain’t fat, she’s just fluffy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (6ydKt)

124 This is the top breaking news story at cnn, apple news and Google news.

J/k There’s no mention of it whatsoever.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (7xx4i)

125 Once again, the dark part of my psyche wishes that we were even 1/10th as dangerous and evil as these people pretend we are. They would not have the courage to challenge us.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (jjoN6)

126
MAGA is seeking revenge on anyone who fought the KKK and other right-wing terrorist groups. They see the SPLC as part of a broader Jewish conspiracy to 'replace whites' and turn America Communist. That's why the right always calls the SPLC Communist.


I am amused how the left bounces between "Replacement Theory is a racist myth" and "You crackers are a dying breed, all these new immigrants are going to destroy you if you don't embrace socialism now"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

127 Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

So each guy had 38 seconds? Wonder if she's hiring...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iABCo)

128 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Dude's waist was 42 too. So in fat years he was 84.

Posted by: Nothing But A Hound Dog at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (hqQIL)

129 We are in the early stages of the Bolshevik takeover of America. This doesn't get fixed Constitutionally, IMO. A gardening tip from Jefferson comes to mind.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (F4p3X)

130 F bombs splashing in the title!

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2026 12:48 PM (9CU5T)

131 She so fat, she use a VCR for a beeper!

Posted by: Antique Yo Mama Jokes at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (JM9I6)

132 Assolutamente no!

Posted by: The Paolo at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (g47mK)

133 Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that?
-----

She wasn't arrested for that. She was arrested for using donor money for personal expenses, and using donor money to recruit and build the very "enemy" that her organization was allegedly working against. Its embezzlement. There are exactly *zero* laws that prohibit attempts to "infiltrate" an organization. But that's not what this Lizzo did.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (TN0g+)

134 The idea of Heidi Beirich getting turned out by a meth-mouthed neo-Nazi is what I would call a "macabre Comedy of Terrors."

But, set aside the transgressive and presumably grotesque sex acts involved in this hilarious pecadillo, at least for a moment.

If your group is going up against the National Alliance, and I, the Jew, find myself asking "who do I hate more? NA, or you? Nevermind, scratch that, it's definitely you," then you have severely fucked up your PR game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

135 Imagine the bush on that thing. It probably rivals Angela Davis.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Otznn)

136 Boy, that KKK dude has horrible taste in women. Who'd wanna sleep with that thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:24 PM

---

They all look the same with a sheet over their heads.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (mseD3)

137 Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

Remember in the early 2020s when the left argued any violence at a BLM event/Floyd riot was caused by boogaloo boys trying to stoke fears of racialist violence?

Well, let's play a fun game here. Let's suppose it came out that Charlie Kirk had paid a bunch of Black Panther types to start fires and vandalize buildings under the claim he was investigating terrorist leftwing orgs. How long would the left let that survive as an idea before prosecuting him for paying for terrorists and boogaloo boys?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

138 HERR Dr. BEIRICH!!
Posted by: Minuteman

*Horses whinny in background.*

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (xWQZT)

139 My best friend's mom was an ER nurse. The girl went to the hospital because, well, I guess one broke off.

So much for HIPPA and patient privacy. I think she moved to the Arctic after that.
Posted by: Vengeance


Gotta use the natural-casing ones. Can't trust that extruded-collagen stuff to hold together.

Posted by: educated prevert at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (VHUov)

140
I guess founder Morris Dees feels better about being forced out of the SPLC now. He is distant from ground zero, out of the news, and presumably still has his money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (VWtfl)

141 You people are all terrible and going to hell.

And I’m telling mom.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (Otznn)

142 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)


You actually believe he died?

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (S0M0K)

143 They all look the same with a sheet over their heads.
Posted by: Darth Randall


Basic geometry disagrees.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)

144 127 Posted by: Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

So each guy had 38 seconds? Wonder if she's hiring...
Posted by: ...

Uh...three holes, two hands, a pair of feet...with a little creativity, she could multitask like one of those one-man bands.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, selflessly jumping on that fat bomb to protect the Horde at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (K9nu8)

145 Imagine the bush on that thing. It probably rivals Angela Davis.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Otznn)

Like having Don King in a headlock.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (AdHga)

146 Real life Scooby Doo meme.

Posted by: Clay at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (JT2CP)

147 125 Once again, the dark part of my psyche wishes that we were even 1/10th as dangerous and evil as these people pretend we are. They would not have the courage to challenge us.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 12:47 PM (jjoN6

Someone here once pointed out that the left can ramp up the violence, get concessions and ramp it down again.

Conservatives have a binary choice given family, homes, jobs.

Peacefully resist, peacefully resist, peacefully resist.

Or kill them all.

I always remember that.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

148
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (XJ22o)

149 Remember in the early 2020s when the left argued any violence at a BLM event/Floyd riot was caused by boogaloo boys trying to stoke fears of racialist violence?

Well, let's play a fun game here. Let's suppose it came out that Charlie Kirk had paid a bunch of Black Panther types......

18-1
---------

Better game. Let's suppose it WAS boogaloo boys attacking blacks but only because the Left was putting them up to it and paying their wages.

Now what....?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM (iABCo)

150 140
I guess founder Morris Dees feels better about being forced out of the SPLC now. He is distant from ground zero, out of the news, and presumably still has his money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

And the sweet memory of bopping Benson.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

151 The idea of Heidi Beirich getting turned out by a meth-mouthed neo-Nazi is what I would call a "macabre Comedy of Terrors."

A lot of leftwing women end up with odd sexual fixations. They believe masculine white men are evil so then they get turned on by evil. Your average lefty then beds a series of superficially masculine losers who hit, choke, and treat them poorly.

Jabba here just cranked it to 11. Instead of bedding a dude bro with a few questionable tattoos and a meth habit she went straight to the uber fuhrer.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

152 Just leave it to the horde to come up with 101 creative and humorous ways to say this lady is very ugly…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 12:53 PM (MaA4a)

153 You may think this is just pillow talk, but just hear me out...

...Imma start a graft to scam KKK members by soliciting money to oppose the SPLC and then donor some of it to the SPLC to keep their operation going, Boo.

Now gimme some of that hot pointy mask love!

Posted by: Dr. REV. Heidi Beirich, esquirina at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (7FRd5)

154 Just leave it to the horde to come up with 101 creative and humorous ways to say this lady is very ugly…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Sometimes the soul just shows through like that.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (VHUov)

155 A gardening tip from Jefferson comes to mind.
Posted by: Chairborne!

Our tip of planting corn, beans and squash together, and fertilizing with fish scraps, didn't stop the white man's takeover at all!

Posted by: Native Americans at August 13, 2026 12:54 PM (K9nu8)

156 “A man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do to get paid.”

Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (9CU5T)

157 You actually believe he died?
Posted by: Doof

Well, maybe he did the Piper thing, where he died but still comes back every so often, in his case to work at that McDonald's in Kalamazoo.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

158 The charges against the the SPLC and Heidi Beirich are for wire fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering related to secretly funneling donor funds to extremist groups.

These are RICO predicates. Just sayin'

They have Heidi dead to rights, so she's facing serious jail time or she can talk to help build out the RICO charge network. A big board, lost of colored string.

Big RICO also coming out of Miami.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (dtajH)

159 The only reason the SPLC had any legitimacy was because of the 'cover' the media gave them. As they do for any anti-American, leftist organization. Notice how they never, ever call anyone or thing on the Left radical or extremist. Or even Leftist for crying out loud. But on the right, everyone from the Boy Scouts on down are Extremist, Right Wing!


Unfortunately for a weak-minded, mal-educated, distracted people this fucking works. This is why Democracy, IMO, is not working.


And yes, I know we're a Constitutional Republic...just bear with my short-hand description, please.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (F4p3X)

160 Harry Mudd's wife

A pin-up girl compared to that SPLC manatee. That, and Harry Mudd's wife will shut up. The SPLC thing probably never does.

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2026 12:55 PM (9TspW)

161 Looks like he will do some time regardless of what Bragg and a NYC jury try and pull:

Luigi Mangione expected to plead guilty to federal charges in assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO

NY Post article : https://tinyurl.com/4ykfsrdm

Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (SHHm+)

162 Once again, the dark part of my psyche wishes that we were even 1/10th as dangerous and evil as these people pretend we are. They would not have the courage to challenge us.

Remember during the early 90s when the primary protest group in America was pro-lifers? The left pulled out all the stops to criminalize that (with help from Mitch McConnell no less!)

And there is no question if the right broadly embraced political violence the Overton window would be far, far to the right of where it is now.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

163 Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Uh oh. That's dangerous talk on this blog...

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

164 Elvis Presley is alive and well, living in Tweed, Ontario.

Posted by: far cry at August 13, 2026 12:58 PM (X+NGn)

165 I bought a new dishwasher 3 years ago. It’s already on its last legs making some strange sounds while operating. Long out of warranty. Calling an appliance repair guy is $125 just to diagnose it. Then another $150-250 to fix it probably. A new one is $500. No point in repairing.

And that’s exactly what the manufacturers calculate and why everything is such shit quality now.

And this is part of the inflation number that doesn’t show up. Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 12:59 PM (7xx4i)

166 11 The SPLC will just say they had no idea this "person" was doing this....
Posted by: It's me donna

Renders it liable for private lawsuits plus charging her means that it is evidence for the IRS to pull their non profit status. That kills their money intake as rich leftists donors demand that tax deduction or will likely go elsewhere. Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

167 Fat Elvis could still sing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (MaA4a)

168 Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?

Posted by: TV Times at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (JM9I6)

169 Peacefully resist, peacefully resist, peacefully resist.

Or kill them all.

I always remember that.
Posted by: Stateless


Like the poem "The men who wanted to be left alone."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (jjoN6)

170 And this is part of the inflation number that doesn’t show up. Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

Listen to your economics major self. You really do know math!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

171 164 Elvis Presley is alive and well, living in Tweed, Ontario.
Posted by: far cry at August 13, 2026 12:58 PM (X+NGn)
--------
Shut up, that's just a rumor.

Posted by: The Tweed Peanut Butter and Nanner sammich cartel at August 13, 2026 01:00 PM (3aLWR)

172 Harcourt Fenton Mudd - "Completely Unavoidable"
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)

https://youtu.be/0-8WCwNp_oM

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (u82oZ)

173 Elvis Presley is alive, but unwell. He was swallowed whole by a young Jerry Nadler in 1977, and has struggled to break free of the abdominal stoma he burst through in 1980 ever since.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)

174 Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.

The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:

Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

175 Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?
Posted by: TV Times

I knew that.

She was much funnier as Gladys Kravitz than Sandra Gould.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

176 Harcourt Fenton Mudd - "Completely Unavoidable"
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)


We will apparently have lifelike humanoid robots long before we get starships...Thanks Japan...I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

177
Arrested for paying spies to infiltrate white supremacist groups. Instead of arresting her, why not hire her to do that? Am I alone in *wanting* people to be infiltrating these groups?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

===============

I guess this intrepid commenter didn't get down to the part where the KKK used the dough to EXPAND and CREATE NEW chapters.

That's not exactly my idea of infiltration and subversion.

It would be hilarious if the DOJ subpoenas KKK leadership and asks them if there was any understanding between them and SPLC as to where the dough would go. Because, you know, "Here, Mr. Wizard, take this big fat check" isn't the same as spending your money to set up double agents and send them on secret missions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (XJ22o)

178 Heidi could feed Ilham Nur's tribe for a month.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (kLvfY)

179 Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?
-----

She died. She apparently had cancer when she accepted the role and didn't tell anyone.

Posted by: Crusader at August 13, 2026 01:02 PM (TN0g+)

180 Don’t forget, Jocelyn Benson, who is running on the Democrat ticket for governor in Michigan was on the board of the SPLC during this time.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (EiUt/)

181 Katie Miller
@KatieMiller
Aug 12
Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:

“I tried keto once.

“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”

“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any sugar.“



Note: Paraguay is reviewing if they can legally send SOS Rubio Pop-Tarts

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

182 It would be hilarious if the DOJ subpoenas KKK leadership and asks them if there was any understanding between them and SPLC as to where the dough would go.

See she'd put the check down her pants and told me if I wanted the money I had better be good at fishing and have brought a nice tackle to use to catch a Heidi Fish.

Posted by: The poor KKK guy at August 13, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

183 And there is no question if the right broadly embraced political violence the Overton window would be far, far to the right of where it is now.

Posted by: 18-1
======
The right, by and large, does not have a large population of ne'er do wells that can be activated as a mob by cash. The left creates them by the score.

The Jacksonian right, by and large has a binary switch between kill them all and avoidance of conflict.

Violence then is not calibrated like it is for leftists and indeed most of the world. Most of the world uses political violence to force others to do what they want without widescale destruction. The dominant strain on the right in the US is Jacksonian. Law abiding until it is not.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

184 I saw Nazi-Bang open for Marie Osmond at MetalFest '88.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 01:04 PM (Av6i5)

185 The great white whale got laid, weighed and paid.

Posted by: burma shave at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (ehY6c)

186 We will apparently have lifelike humanoid robots long before we get starships...Thanks Japan...I guess.
Posted by: 18-1

Flying cars, sexbots, promises, promises.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (Y8DZL)

187 Could the wearers of white sheets sue the SPLC to provide a list of agents?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (kLvfY)

188 They have a real crappy statue of the lead from Bewitched in Salem MA.

Nice enough town...if you ignore the people living there

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

189 > Speaking of weird women, did everyone know that Alice Pearce did not appear in any Bewitched episodes in color?

Poor lady died of cancer.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (mkw2N)

190 Rubio is unhinged. He needs to stay like this forever and maybe we could beat these retards for another two elections.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (iABCo)

191 Cherry 2000 or 33-S?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (kLvfY)

192 188 They have a real crappy statue of the lead from Bewitched in Salem MA.

Nice enough town...if you ignore the people living there
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

Same can be said for most of the state. And NYS, CA.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2026 01:06 PM (N39Ws)

193 174 Same as the collapse of Acorn and BLM.

The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:

Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1

To the left, they care not about the organizations but the cause. So Acorn's peeps drifted to new organizations doing the same crap, BLM, ditto. What drives it is large pools of cash, often derived from local, state, and federal coffers plus foreign money and domestic traitors like Soros, Hoffman, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

194 Sometimes I forget just how crazy-evil-brainwashed-relentless-sneaky-misinformed-amoral our enemies are.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (Av6i5)

195
She's a Ph.D., donchano?

Heidi, She-Wolf of the KKK

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:07 PM (s9VOe)

196 SPLC leadership to their entire donor base:

"Not our fault. YOU TRUSTED US!"

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)

197 I took a ghost tour in Salem and it was amusing.

They took us to one haunted mansion where I didn't see anything but I noticed there were two types of people working the place - college aged theater girls and middle aged gay guys.

The middle aged guys knew all the ghost stories the girls looked nice in their sorta goth get ups.

Note, I saw zero ghosts.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

198 We have an open challenge for Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:40 PM


Nowadays his performance on that challenge would involve asking if this woman is Jewish.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

199 190 Rubio is unhinged. He needs to stay like this forever and maybe we could beat these retards for another two elections.
Posted by: ...
=========
Someone, probably not Trump, is going to have to cross the Rubicon in dealing with the treacherous left and Rinos, after Trump departs. DeSantis would probably I think, Rubio, at least this version might, I think Vance is possibly the weakest probability.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

200 These days, Rubio is much more appealing to me than Vance. Maybe it’s that meme…maybe it’s the Vance friendship with TuCa… he’s just been the most impressive person in Trump 2.0… well, him and Bessent

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (MaA4a)

201 194 Sometimes I forget just how crazy-evil-brainwashed-relentless-sneaky-misinformed-amoral our enemies are.
Posted by: zombie
======
Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)

202 Sure dishwashers are cheap compared to 20 years ago as are most appliances. But 20 years ago you bought one and it lasted 20 years. Now you have to buy them every 3 fucking years. Which makes them 600% more expensive relatively speaking.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez

Why don't you just buy a good one?

(Miele or Bosch)

Yes, they are expensive but they will last and have damn few repairs.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (udaaY)

203 Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

The Left wants you afraid to say things. Trump's success is he makes them afraid of what he will say.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (iABCo)

204 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)

205 TBH I would say the rough order in likelyhood of throwing down on RINOs would be:

Vance
DeSantis
Rubio

Vance doesn't owe the GOPers anything. DeSantis has worked with them, but as governor blazed his own non-Rhino path, and Rubio worked as a border line GOPer himself for years before getting the nod from Trump as SOS where he has been arguably the best SOS of all time

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

206 Thanks annoying pop-up for this gem:

Elder Abuse Training

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (kLvfY)

207 The way these leftwing NGOs die is hilarious:

Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
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Someone should make a sitcom around all three...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (FZ29D)

208
Her rendition of "I'm Tired" was a thing of horror, those afflicted by it said.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (s9VOe)

209 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)

It’s just awful horrible that the SS took steps to avoid an assassination of the prez… sarc

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (MaA4a)

210 She died. She apparently had cancer when she accepted the role and didn't tell anyone.
Posted by: Crusader

Carolyn Jones hid her cancer diagnosis so that she would still get hired. Madelyn Rhue did the same with her MS diagnosis.

Posted by: Memento Mori..... at August 13, 2026 01:13 PM (JM9I6)

211 Once again this proves out the fact that the LEFT will ALWAYS accuse you of what they are guilty of.

You Support White Supremacy she yells while supporting actual White Supremacists....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 01:13 PM (mP0Kj)

212 Nowadays his performance on that challenge would involve asking if this woman is Jewish.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

Of all the animals who could claim to be Jewish, i think a hog is the hardest sell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

213 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours at August 13, 2026 12:45 PM

Is that ... like ... a long time?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at August 13, 2026 01:15 PM (0sNs1)

214 206 Thanks annoying pop-up for this gem:

Elder Abuse Training

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (kLvfY

Prevention or 'How to'?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)

215 Wait. You don't think the people who concentrated black people in tiny enclaves of horror, rent their families asunder, and are now actively making the world despise and tire of them, actually don't like black people all that much....?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:16 PM (iABCo)

216 Is there nothing the Jews won't do?

Per Tucker Carlson, @benshapiro was "created" by Israel.
"They" got him "into Harvard Law School" & made
@realDailyWire successful by getting the company a "deal with Facebook that no one got."
Tucker added that Shapiro's views are actually "the opinions of the people who prop up Ben Shapiro, who created Ben Shapiro. This is what they think."
While Tucker mostly avoided naming "they" — initially calling Shapiro an "employee... of larger interests" — he eventually let the mask slip.
At 2:35 of this clip, Tucker refers to "Ben Shapiro's employer's foreign policy."

https://tinyurl.com/yenv4phd

-
I guess it was like Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)

217 Agnes Moorehead got cancer from that Genghis Khan movie they filmed by the nuclear test sites in Nevada. Same with John Wayne and Susan Hayward.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

218 Vance doesn't owe the GOPers anything. DeSantis has worked with them, but as governor blazed his own non-Rhino path, and Rubio worked as a border line GOPer himself for years before getting the nod from Trump as SOS where he has been arguably the best SOS of all time
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)


At least Vance wasn't friends with Myer Lansky and perverts like Roy Cohn. People like that are beyond the pale, and must be rejected

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

219 That chick nailed a dude every 39 seconds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (7zn4w)

220 Someone, probably not Trump, is going to have to cross the Rubicon in dealing with the treacherous left and Rinos, after Trump departs. DeSantis would probably I think, Rubio, at least this version might, I think Vance is possibly the weakest probability.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
=====

Tempting for the kill-shot to end all the fuss, but this kind of crap has been going on since before the American War for Independence. The Wets will be with us always. Washington had to put up with the Whiskey Rebellion, Andrew Jackson with the Nullification Crisis, something something in Kansas, Harper's Ferry, and the Big Something that started in 1860, (and Copperheads galore).

There's always Something going on.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

221 Wow. That thing is just rancid.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (X/q9i)

222
Acorn: Willing to help a literal pimp on camera
BLM: Founder stole all the money
SPLC: Senior employee used org money to buy sex from a white supremacist
Posted by: 18-1

===============

Didn't Acorn manage to dissolve into the eternal sea of grift, perhaps losing its ego but contributing untold droplets to the unchanging tides of theft and corruption?

I'd really like to see something like SPLC destroyed. Like its former employees have to downsize and get Uber and Doordash gigs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (XJ22o)

223 Have you guys seen the shock glove ICE is buying? It makes sense. It's already in your hand, unlike a TASER that is sitting on your belt. If you're grabbing someone with a TASER in hand, you can only use one hand. With this thing on, you have both hands plus the TASER functionality. Plus there's no way for cops to mistake their gun for their TASER.

http://tiny.cc/b0k8101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (mkw2N)

224 Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM


Have you alerted That Guy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

225 Not clicking to find out, let the ambiguity seep into your thoughts...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 01:19 PM (kLvfY)

226 When they made Heidi Beirich they broke the mold.

Rumor has it the beat the hell out of the mold-maker too.

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (JfNq6)

227 200 These days, Rubio is much more appealing to me than Vance. Maybe it’s that meme…maybe it’s the Vance friendship with TuCa… he’s just been the most impressive person in Trump 2.0… well, him and Bessent
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
=======
For me as well. We have about one year or so longer for the audition for Trump's successor so I am content to wait until it is necessary.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)

228 Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)



And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (F4p3X)

229 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.
Posted by: steevy

Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

230 A big board, lost of colored string.

They're talking about colored string! They're basically the Klan 2.0!!!

Posted by: SPLC spy watching AoS comments at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (K9nu8)

231
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM

Have you alerted That Guy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

=============

I AM That Guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (XJ22o)

232 Trump’s justice department arrests expert on far-right as part of SPLC crackdown.

The justice department on Wednesday arrested a leading expert on far-right extremism, charging her with financial crimes as part of the government’s ongoing case against the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).

-The Gaurdian

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (6iKlf)

233
Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours


She should give that former Cambridge professor faker a call and compare notes on how to recognize when you're claiming too much for your performances.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:21 PM (s9VOe)

234 Rubio-Bessent in '28!

A Hispanic (the Donks and Media will dub him a White Hispanic) and a gay dude. I'd trust Bessent as POTUS if anything happens to Rubio.

How would the Donks respond? AOC and Mayor Buttplug?

Bigger problem - how many in the Repub base would stay home rather than voting a for a gay dude?

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)

235 When they made Heidi Beirich they broke the mold.

Posted by: 496 at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (JfNq6)
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Quite a bit of it grew back... (HT: Emo Philips)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (FZ29D)

236 I'm wondering how the trigger works. I imagine you have to squeeze or press, and that triggers it. So you might not be able to walk around with the thing on your hand all the time. Or maybe you can learn to use that hand without triggering the shock functionality.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (mkw2N)

237 Would take more than $4 million to entice me to fuck that cow

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

238 At least Vance wasn't friends with Myer Lansky...
Posted by: Kindltot


Yes, but at least his knives were sharp.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (diia5)

239 Didn't Acorn manage to dissolve into the eternal sea of grift, perhaps losing its ego but contributing untold droplets to the unchanging tides of theft and corruption?

Soooo...you're saying they were lost in time, like tears...in rain?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

240 And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Jesus did a lot of verbal smiting. And something about the money changers.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

241 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

As a point to consider here, if you trace back 100 generations of her mother, her mother's mother and so on they collectively probably had sex with fewer men in their whole lives then she did in 12 hours.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

242 Meanwhile the media continues to try to make a scandal out of Trump's plane switch.
Posted by: steevy

Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)



The Secret Service is pledged to protect the President's life. Not journalist's lives.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (F4p3X)

243 Bigger problem - how many in the Repub base would stay home rather than voting a for a gay dude?
Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 01:22 PM (5rh/l)


How many would stay home because he was a Soros henchman and one of the Banksters that broke the Pound?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

244 Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 PM

Have you alerted That Guy?


That Guy is probably AOSHQ's most prolific commenter.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

245
Okay, well, I'll admit, something seems to be happening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Here?

What it is ain't exactly clear.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (s9VOe)

246 237 Would take more than $4 million to entice me to fuck that cow
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Just shows to go ya, everyone has their price!

Posted by: The Million Dollar Man at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (JM9I6)

247 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (amcLV)

248 Read the Old Testament. The enemy is as old as human civilization.

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Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (ndZc7)

249 217 Agnes Moorehead got cancer from that Genghis Khan movie they filmed by the nuclear test sites in Nevada. Same with John Wayne and Susan Hayward.
Posted by: Bulg
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And it wasn't even a good movie to sacrifice anyone's life over. Mostly forgotten now.

But you want to see some balls of steel, checkout the guys underneath an airburst nuke taking pictures and observing it from the ground at point zero.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

250 A clear case of Fugly. No hearings necessary.

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (leKdc)

251 Jesus did a lot of verbal smiting. And something about the money changers.
Posted by: Bulg

Sorry, Jesus...it's never enough for the base. Not even escalating to angrily worded letters!!!

Posted by: Trey Gowdy and other congressional GOPers at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (K9nu8)

252 I've never known people who pretended to know both as little and as much as a Leftist.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (iABCo)

253 Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

We forget that the past had very bright colors that were not always in the best of taste. So it goes for the mummy undead.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

254 Rosa DeLauro is pretty old but as human civilization?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


You're getting her confused with me.
-- Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

255
That Guy is probably AOSHQ's most prolific commenter.
Posted by: Archimedes


True, but only since the Guy Who Shouts, En Fuego! went AWOL.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (s9VOe)

256 Everybody knows you should always sacrifice a president to save a journalist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:20 PM


So say we all.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter, and Anderson Cooper at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

257 Posted by: Elric The Blade

Who cares? Aside from you, I mean You're not running a white supremacist group, are you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (wmzkx)

258 One of the more pathetic things about this SPLC story is I am willing to bet Heidi wasn't buying sex so much as "The Boyfriend Experience"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

259 Heidi Beirich had body-form mold issues, so she moved to Palm Springs.

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (6iKlf)

260 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.

I know, no math...

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

261
"Put it in me, you big ol' racist, you! Fill me with a bigoted baby or two! Wait, where are you going?"

"To get the bag of flour."

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (s9VOe)

262 And they were smote as I recall. The New Testament is far more forgiving and I am struggling with that. Honestly.
Posted by: Chairborne!.
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If you read between the lines, the NT is actually more horrifying for the evil doing nonbelievers. OT had them being smited with not much consideration of the afterlife. NT has them ALL damned for all time apparently after death.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)

263 I love the way the popup ads hide themselves on android so you can read stuff but get in the way when you try to scroll or comment.

Absolute genius stuff.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (GqAGy)

264 The Secret Service is pledged to protect the President's life.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Or anyone else they're assigned to protect.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

265 The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.
I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM


38 seconds is NOT premature!

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1)

266
"To get the bag of flour."

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:29 PM (s9VOe)

"Make sure it's the WHITE flour baby!!!"

"I love it when you talk dirty to me."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iABCo)

267 More likely Agnes Moorehead got cancer from her garish makeup as Endora.

Posted by: Max Factor at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (JM9I6)

268 If you read between the lines, the NT is actually more horrifying for the evil doing nonbelievers. OT had them being smited with not much consideration of the afterlife. NT has them ALL damned for all time apparently after death.
Posted by: whig

Yes, I was thinking that, too.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

269 263 I love the way the popup ads hide themselves on android so you can read stuff but get in the way when you try to scroll or comment.

Absolute genius stuff.
Posted by: Richard Cranium

Do yourself a favor and get Brave for Android. It doesn't work nearly as well for IoS due to underlying Webkit. But Brave is wizard for blocking scripting crap and adds on Linux and Android. Win 11, about half and half.

The price is updates every other day or so to block new adware malware twists for Brave.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)

270 Nood Karoline Leavitt

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

271 I found out today that Elvis was only 42 when he died. That dude lived a rough life.
Posted by: Bulg

Name the starlet he DIDN'T sleep with.

Got a lot of smooth to go with the rough.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 12:43 PM (Y8DZL)


Terri Garr, in her dancer days. Being a good Jewish girl, she turned him down.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2026 01:32 PM (bj7t1)

272 Lily Phillips Says She Had Sex With 1,113 Men in 12 Hours

The math indicates 1,113 premature ejaculators.

I know, no math...
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)
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I did some math.

1113/720 minutes.

Pass the brain bleach, please.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

273 Who cares? Aside from you, I mean You're not running a white supremacist group, are you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 01:27 PM (wmzkx)

I care.

I want to know what every man on this blogs's price is, to fuck that fat ugly hog Heidi Beirich.

I couldn't do it. Married. But a single YD says "low eight figures. Maybe $15m."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 01:33 PM (BI5O2)

274 Speaking of Jesus . . .

Report: Kansas Democrat Nominee for Governor Cindy Holscher is getting massive backlash about her comment on Jesus Christ

She said: “I have no idea if Jesus was trans, gay, straight, etc.”

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I'm pretty sure he was straight because there's nothing in the Bible about him benefiting from DEI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (ndZc7)

275 NOOD Karoline Leavitt.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

276 "I love it when you talk dirty to me."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 01:31 PM (iABCo)



Humus. Topsoil. Earth. Loam.


Is that dirty enough?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2026 01:34 PM (F4p3X)

277 There's always Something going on.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

https://shorturl.at/LCqUV

Posted by: zombie Marin Gaye at August 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3sXRv)

278 I did some math.

1113/720 minutes.

Pass the brain bleach, please.
Posted by: mrp

The Democrats support your family whatever it looks like.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

279 The AWFLs complaining about "white supremacy" as the most awful thing ever can only make that claim because they purposely conflate the atrocities of WWII Nazis with "white" culture. Never mind that the vast majority of the rest of Europe and America was opposed to the Nazis and died in the hundreds of thousands to eradicate them. And never mind that there were many others that were just as bad, if not worse, than the Nazis: Stalinist Soviet Union, Japanese militarists of WWII, Maoist China, Khmer Rouge, Turkish genocide of Armenians, and on and on, none of which can be called "white supremacy." And that's just in the 20th century.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 13, 2026 01:38 PM (/jglT)

280 did some math.

1113/720 minutes.

Pass the brain bleach, please.
Posted by: mrp

Yep. Every 39 seconds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 02:13 PM (7zn4w)

281 calling bullshit on "romantic partner", rolling with that hog is beastiality

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 13, 2026 03:20 PM (0/EbQ)

282 MNN BREAKING...

* SPLC'S HEIDI BEIRICH WAS ARRESTED FOR CREATING PHONY FRONT COMPANIES TO FUNNEL MONEY TO HER NAZI BOYFRIEND, JUST LIKE CONGRESS AND CIA WITH THIER BOYFRIEND ZELENSKY

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Jt/R9)

The Morning Rant: When Capital Is Mobile, Socialism Will Fail

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The Soviet Union had a captive audience...nobody could leave with their money or their infrastructure unless the party allowed it. Communist China is the same way, as is Cuba, and North Korea, and Venezuela, and...

And leaving Krasnoyarsk for Tomsk, in the hope of more opportunity didn't work either...the laws under which the subjects of a socialist country operate made that change a triviality, even if one could get a permit to move.

But in free market economies, capital is mobile! And even more important; people are mobile. No permits required! No permission from the local People's Committee is needed...just a moving company and a funds transfer to the new city. So if you want to move your widget company to another city, have at it! And if you can convince your employees to go with you? All the better!

Why is this important? Because in the United States Of America, the deeply deluded flirtation with the out-and-proud socialism of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) has exploded in the last few years. Whether it is organic growth of socialist principles, or a careful manipulation of the news cycle combined with excellent grassroots planning remains to be seen.

But one thing is certain; socialism has arrived in a few of our cities, including the biggest one! NYC is firmly in the grip of a socialist/Islamist mayor, and he is gleefully implementing public programs, increasing the tax rates wherever possible. and in all other respects bringing the soul-crushing policies of socialism to the people and businesses of New York City.

But this ain't the Soviet Union, and people and companies are leaving. And that is a very big problem for a city that has as its tax base a large number of highly paid people in finance and the employees in corporate offices whose presence in NYC is a business imperative...or at least it used to be!

And how do they do it? It's easy! Just leave. Our Constitutional Republic is specifically designed to give the states broad discretion over their governance, and that includes the business climate. So the draw of Texas and Tennessee and Florida -- all states with no income tax and a business friendly regulatory structure -- is easy to understand.

JP Morgan Chase has reduced head count by 6,000 people, and has expanded operations in Florida and Texas. Goldman Sachs has unveiled an explicit program (Project Voyage) of relocation to Dallas and Salt Lake City. Citadel's global headquarters is now in Miami. Apollo Global Management is expanding in Austin. Blackstone is expanding in Dallas, and Miami. AllianceBernstein is moving several thousand employees to Nashville. And these are peole whose salaries are not $50k/year for clerical work or running a cash register. These are in many cases highly compensated employees who make $250k...or many multiples of that. The decrease in tax revenue from just a few of these people leaving is substantial, and it is not going to end anytime soon. The top 1% of earners in NYC pays 40% of the personal income tax! That is huge and unsustainable.

And that's just finance. Other large corporations whose executives can see the never-ending increases in corporate and personal taxes, coupled with the vast improvement in data movement no longer have to be in NYC. The internet may very well be the death knell of NYC! Walmart, Amazon, even tiny little Foot Locker are relocating employees or flat out getting the hell out of NYC.

And lest one assume that the state of NY is more sane... it isn't. New York State taxes are among the highest in the country, and the state is losing corporations and highly compensated people at an outrageous rate too!

And all of this is because of the wisdom and genius of the founders of our great country. Each state is largely free to experiment. And the flow of capital from the socialist experiment in New York City to the free states is huge, and growing. California and Illinois and Minnesota and New Jersey are also suffering from the same disease, and the low tax states are very happy to cultivate an atmosphere of freedom from regulation and taxation that makes them an attractive alternative to the sclerotic blue states.


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (O5BzH)

2 Rookie mistake... again. Off to get the others.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (VkY89)

3 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (N1tpc)

4 When Capital Is Mobile, Socialism Will Fail

Sounds like a recipe for WAR? no?
There is Profit, yes, but only at a distance.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (Ooz63)

5 This is exactly why socialists in socialist states are seeking to bring the red states under their thumb.

The send out locusts to colonize the urban centers of other states who then capture the levers of government and create another hellhole on earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (FZ29D)

6 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (O5BzH)

7 5 This is exactly why socialists in socialist states are seeking to bring the red states under their thumb.

The send out locusts to colonize the urban centers of other states who then capture the levers of government and create another hellhole on earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Misery likes company.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)

8 The attempt will be made to Nationalize Socialism.

Eh. Last time that was tried, millions and millions died.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (u82oZ)

9 "In headlines, Mayor Mamdani announces the building of a wall around the city of New York to protect the citizens from the capitalist threat outside the borders."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (jjoN6)

10 Corgi summoned.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (VkY89)

11 Misery likes company.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)
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I don't think misery likes anything.

It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (FZ29D)

12 And leaving Krasnoyarsk for Tomsk, in the hope of more opportunity didn't work either...the laws under which the subjects of a socialist country operate made that change a triviality, even if one could get a permit to move.
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So much dignity under Marxism!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (XMAAx)

13 There is a massive opportunity for some other cities to improve from New York's foolish choices.

For example, Detroit has LOTS of empty buildings. If its leaders were smart, they'd be reaching out to NY businesses and its Jewish community to take advantage of cheap rent, less insane policies and an existing Jewish community.

I'm going to bet that Detroit doesn't have leaders smart enough for that. Like most other big cities in the US.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (N1tpc)

14 I've been learning all about Thanksgiving! It turns out the white people were socialists and the Indians saved their sorry asses! So, not colonialist! And the white people were idiots. All good.

Except they didn't do socialism right.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (3ZBdr)

15 The USSR had internal passports as well, so people could not travel from city to city in Russia without written authorization. I can see the socialists here embracing that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (ddn0m)

16 "In headlines, Mayor Mamdani announces the building of a wall around the city of New York to protect the citizens from the capitalist threat outside the borders."
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:05 AM (jjoN6)
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Go for it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (FZ29D)

17 The attempt will be made to Nationalize Socialism.

Eh. Last time that was tried, millions and millions died.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (u82oZ)
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Wrong. The vast majority of European countries are basically national-socialist.

It works reasonably well, until it doesn't.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (XMAAx)

18 Mamdani's already said he's more than willing to impose "exit taxes" on corporations or people leaving.

Other blue states are contemplating similar.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (2Cry5)

19 The USSR had internal passports as well, so people could not travel from city to city in Russia without written authorization. I can see the socialists here embracing that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

This happens in many countries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (O5BzH)

20 15 I've been learning all about Thanksgiving! It turns out the white people were socialists and the Indians saved their sorry asses! So, not colonialist! And the white people were idiots. All good.

Except they didn't do socialism right.


NOW WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO SOCIALISM RIGHT.

Posted by: COLOSSUS at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (sGtp+)

21 Someone once described wealth as the power to control your future. The thing about power is that people who have it are more than willing to use some of it to maintain it.

So, the people with lots of wealth are certainly going to react to attempts to take some if it by using some of it to keep the rest.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (S6tOh)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)

23 I don't think misery likes anything.

It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Socialism is nothing more than institutionalized envy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (ddn0m)

24 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (ctP9t)

25 For example, Detroit has LOTS of empty buildings. If its leaders were smart, they'd be reaching out to NY businesses and its Jewish community to take advantage of cheap rent, less insane policies and an existing Jewish community.

I'm going to bet that Detroit doesn't have leaders smart enough for that. Like most other big cities in the US.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (N1tpc)
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Uh, doesn't Detroit have a large Muslim population?

I can't see them being on board with this at all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (FZ29D)

26 Why is it that liberal cities chase off the rich by increasing taxes to pay for entitlements, but never decrease taxes to end entitlements to keep the rich around and chase off the poor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)

27 Mamdani's already said he's more than willing to impose "exit taxes" on corporations or people leaving.

There's an old joke that the reason divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (jjoN6)

28 Communist China is the same way, as is Cuba, and North Korea, and Venezuela, and...

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... Califzuela is not far behind, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (ASeFW)

29 Wall Street will move to friendlier environs, leaving only the Bull and the annoying Little Girl.

Posted by: Statues of Limitations at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (JM9I6)

30 5 This is exactly why socialists in socialist states are seeking to bring the red states under their thumb.

The send out locusts to colonize the urban centers of other states who then capture the levers of government and create another hellhole on earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Actually, it is the Brennen Undead who do this, who pit Man against other men until we exist no more, because it makes 'their' job easier
-- people professing their inner secrets to their sponsored/AI
-- Orwell's panopticon isn't on the wall, it is in your and and pocket more addicitve than heroin, and more valuable to them than your own existance


LET's GO BRANDON!
TAKE A CHANCE FREE THE WORLD.
INDICT/EXPOSE BRENNAN and let his compromatee's pay for the canoe.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (bfddz)

31 Misery likes company.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)



Joanie Loves Chachi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:09 AM (2YhKe)

32 Yep. Freedom of movement. "No papers, state to state."

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 11:09 AM (aJQbY)

33 Fascism wasn't defeated in WWII. It went underground while it's popularity grew and grew. It became the government of almost every country, and as much of the United States as the progressives could muster.

Fascism is the system in which the government makes all decisions it cares to make. If the government cares to make the decision of what you can say on line, it does.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:09 AM (XMAAx)

34 21 15 I've been learning all about Thanksgiving! It turns out the white people were socialists and the Indians saved their sorry asses! So, not colonialist! And the white people were idiots. All good.

Except they didn't do socialism right.

NOW WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO SOCIALISM RIGHT.
Posted by: COLOSSUS

DSA: Build Borg Better.
One Mind. One Purpose. One Goal.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (bfddz)

35 Go for it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:06 AM (FZ29D)

Agree heartily!

Posted by: Snake Plissken at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (1z8ji)

36 Mamdani's already said he's more than willing to impose "exit taxes" on corporations or people leaving.

Has anyone tested that in court? I assume that the courts would permit it since it's blue areas doing it but it sure seems sus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (ExV1e)

37 There is some support for much of "downstate" Illinois joining either Missouri or Indiana, to escape the wrath of the Chicago Outfit.

Not sure if there is any real chance of that, but I'd favor it. My little farm is not mobile, so that would be the only way for me to escape Illinois. (unless I decided to cash out with prices high, and buy a few acres in Eastern Tennessee hills ... milder winter weather, but still not beastly hot in summer.)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (vbXSk)

38 Rochelle, Rochelle had no problem in travelling from Milan to Minsk, I remember.

Posted by: Papieren, Bitte! at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (JM9I6)

39 Mamdani's already said he's more than willing to impose "exit taxes" on corporations or people leaving.

Other blue states are contemplating similar.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I would love to see a futures market calculating pricing on what is the appropriate cost to escape certain regions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (ddn0m)

40 Joanie Loves Chachi.
Posted by: Sponge

Erin Moran's dimples. Damn. They did things to young Bulg.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

41 Watch Maxinomics on YouTube. Crisp, insightful and no BS on a wide variety of economics and history topics, including this.

You will be smarter for watching.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (bX16E)

42 So, about the Ellisons getting mad at our little lawsuit and Paramount moving to Tennessee, Texas, Georgia, or Florida...

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (nECtM)

43 I don't think misery likes anything.

It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Germans have a term for it, schadenfreude. Ahem, "the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of the troubles, failures, pain, suffering, or humiliation of another."

Miserable people want others to be as miserable as they are because they suck. Not exclusively leftist but all ideological leftists (other than the psychopathic leftist leaders) are miserable because they have substituted government for Christ.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:11 AM (E4rtv)

44 Why is it that liberal cities chase off the rich by increasing taxes to pay for entitlements, but never decrease taxes to end entitlements to keep the rich around and chase off the poor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)

----------------

Of course that's rhetorical.

Oppressor vs. Oppressed ... with Government The Ultimate Oppressor!

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (ASeFW)

45 "When Capital Is Mobile, Socialism Will Fail"

Which is why we have to impose it everywhere, MAGAts!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (AdHga)

46 Comes from the same motivation that Stan uses when he breaks his tools. He hates them too and wants them as damned as he is.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)

47 The number of billionaires living in NYC is increasing
Don't want to pay it? Move to Jersey orOklahoma.

Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 11:10 AM (Vy4tY)



Both states have an income tax. The number of billionaires leaving NYC for no income tax states, like Florida and Texas are increasing, bigly.

You're f*cking stupid. Stop swallowing jizz, fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (2YhKe)

48 Ah but as I bring up often, Chinese in the 70s, 80s seem to be trapped and not allowed to leave. How then in 2000s they can leave by the millions. Many women pregnant get to leave, come here have a baby then leave to go back?
Students come by the hundreds of thousands. The Chinese all of a sudden in last 20 years feel bad and let there citizens out?
Something doesn't add up.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (ctP9t)

49 Uh, doesn't Detroit have a large Muslim population?

I can't see them being on board with this at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (FZ29D)

Detroit doesn't. Surrounding communities, yes.

Interestingly, Detroit imported a LOT of Iraqi Arabs in the 70s. Mostly Christians who live in the northern suburbs. The Muslim Arabs came more recently and took over Dearborn which is one of the southern suburbs.

The northern, Christian, Arabs are on good terms with the local Jewish community, which is also in the northern suburbs.

There's a lot of people in the area who've already escaped musselmen occupation and won't be too pleased to live under it again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:14 AM (N1tpc)

50 A lot of foreign sports stars became citizens of Monaco .

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)

51 But in free market economies, capital is mobile!
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In free markets, you *have* property. Property implies control.

Thus decision-making is distributed. The more you allow a private individual to control--as long as it doesn't adversely affect other self-determination, the more distributed decision-making is outside the government.

This is why free economies should not die.

Marx supposedly wanted to restore to man his "dignity", but as long as there is a state, they decide what is enough "dignity" for you.

Cliff notes: This is NOT dignity.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (XMAAx)

52 46 Why is it that liberal cities chase off the rich by increasing taxes to pay for entitlements, but never decrease taxes to end entitlements to keep the rich around and chase off the poor?

Posted by: Sponge
======
Three men who died recently are brought before the throne of God and told that they may each have one wish.

The Briton asks for an end to war.

The American asks for an end to hunger.

The Russian smiles slyly and says, “In my village, I have a neighbor who has a cow. I do not have a cow. I wish that my neighbor’s cow shall sicken and die.”

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (E4rtv)

53 There's also a term for when normal, well-adjusted, happy people take delight in bad things happening to liberals.

Posted by: schadenboner at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (J4Dwc)

54 Why is it that liberal cities chase off the rich by increasing taxes to pay for entitlements, but never decrease taxes to end entitlements to keep the rich around and chase off the poor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)
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Witness Cleveland chasing John D. Rockefeller out. Dumb ass local politicos thought themselves so clever passing a "millionaire tax", aimed at him, and he left.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (nECtM)

55 Columbus, Ohio was a very pleasant medium-sized city in the early 1980s. Forced bussing after 1979 was ruining the public schools and bringing crime and decay to many places, but there were good parochial schools as well as close-in suburbs. Hilliard was tiny - we called it "hillbilliard". Now it is overflowing and a plurality of households with children in the Hilliard public school system speak Arabic as their first language. Nearby Tuttle Mall, which is "credited" with destroying the downtown City Center mall, looks like a middle eastern bazaar now. It's so awful that I prefer Cleveland now.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 11:15 AM (2ap+5)

56 I am happy to see all these capitalists and their running dog lackeys leaving the great workers city of New York. Now we can truly build a socialist paradise based on love, trust and harmony. No more 2026, it is now Year Zero!

(excuse me Sir, here is your Starbucks Venti Mocha Frappuccino)

Onward for the revolution!

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Idiot Mayor at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (e2lsi)

57 Erin Moran's dimples. Damn. They did things to young Bulg.
Posted by: Bulg

May I suggest a 1979 made for TV movie "Twirl". Stars Erin and Lisa Whelchel and yes, it's about twirlers. It's much better than it sounds. I was surprised. On Youtube last I looked.

Posted by: Wielding My Baton at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (JM9I6)

58 I'd love to see a movement, a law, something that emphasizes that if a local or state government goes bankrupt, they will NEVER be bailed out.

Let's see how NYC funds their dream utopia then.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (Sco7b)

59 The NY diaspora ruins whereever they land. They ruined California in the 1970s!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (bX16E)

60 24 I don't think misery likes anything.

It *hates* happiness and prosperity. It's fueled by envy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Socialism is nothing more than institutionalized envy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


LIBS hate the man who has a dollar more than them, because they believe that dollar belongs to them.

The reality is, they are nothing more than the deluded fools and useful idiots of the Esptein class who fund their follies, and the counter-activists, because it is entertaining; they laugh behind closed doors, up down left right, all are their playthings.

What could possibly go wrong?
What FOOLS these Mortals Be?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-irlTheBRENNANcameo

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (eU+M+)

61 Paul clearly has earned an advanced degree in weed.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 11:17 AM (udaaY)

62 Liberal Cities ... never decrease taxes to end entitlements to keep the rich around and chase off the poor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Liberals want slaves.

Joke's on them. Slaves worked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:17 AM (u82oZ)

63
The USSR had internal passports as well, so people could not travel from city to city in Russia without written authorization. I can see the socialists here embracing that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


Social credit scores and new vaccination cards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (Cqx++)

64 Marx supposedly wanted to restore to man his "dignity", but as long as there is a state, they decide what is enough "dignity" for you.

Cliff notes: This is NOT dignity.
Posted by: Axeman

Marx being the degenerate he was failed to reckon Locke's property included the person's life. As did Rousseau, thus they are free to murder enemies of state (taking the most valuable property of all--a life).

Protection of property is designed to protect someone's life as even depriving someone of the wherewithal to sustain their own life is no less than killing them.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (E4rtv)

65 Liberal Cities ... never decrease taxes to end entitlements to keep the rich around and chase off the poor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Liberals want slaves.

Joke's on them. Slaves worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:17 AM (u82oZ)

Most of the liberals don't realize that THEY will be the slaves.

The commies knew them to be "useful idiots".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (N1tpc)

66 So to the user ... (Never know how to pronounce that): My wife sent me the link about the pesto rolls.

Go to King Arthur Baking and look for Pesto Swirls. That's where she got the recipe from.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (jjoN6)

67 Delrahim also became the first Paramount Skydance official to publicly state the company may quit California, following reports attributed to CEO David Ellison earlier in the week. There is "a point at which where you have a duty, a fiduciary duty to your shareholders, and those are the factors you consider," Delrahim declared. "If I was governor, I wouldn't want to lose Hollywood from the state. I wouldn't want to lose a major company like Paramount to another state. It isn't a blackmail attempt. You go where you're wanted."
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Imagine that, going where you're wanted. Take note Madmani.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:19 AM (UpmsQ)

68 The Left unknowingly follow 1984 almost as an instruction book .

This taxing the rich is more Animal Farm.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:19 AM (KC5Lt)

69 So to the user ... (Never know how to pronounce that): My wife sent me the link about the pesto rolls.

Go to King Arthur Baking and look for Pesto Swirls. That's where she got the recipe from.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (jjoN6)

(I think it's "ellipsis")

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 13, 2026 11:19 AM (N1tpc)

70 54 There's also a term for when normal, well-adjusted, happy people take delight in bad things happening to liberals.
Posted by: schadenboner
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As I said, it is not exclusive to the left but all ideological leftists not on the top of the slippery mountain peak of power are in fact miserable because like Stan, they rejected the true Lord and substituted a man made fake god of government (and idiocies derived from that like The People).

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

71 (I think it's "ellipsis")

I said that a while back but my accent was a bit off.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:21 AM (jjoN6)

72 Take note Madmani.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

"Madmani?" I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)

73 Real National Socialism has never been tried.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (iABCo)

74 If NYC real estate prices are indeed going up, as the idiot posits, how does that square with Madmani's promises of more affordable housing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (1z8ji)

75 Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:18 AM (jjoN6)

Thank you!!! And to her as well.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (iABCo)

76 73 Real National Socialism has never been tried.
Posted by: ...


It will work THIS time because we're the ones the world is waiting for!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (jjoN6)

77 I'd love to see a movement, a law, something that emphasizes that if a local or state government goes bankrupt, they will NEVER be bailed out.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:16 AM (Sco7b)
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States can't go bankrupt under present law. Kind of wild to imagine what will happen to state taxes when it's time to pay the piper in New York and all the rich people have bailed, and no longer paying personal income taxes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (UpmsQ)

78 Liberals want slaves.

Joke's on them. Slaves worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
========
Eh, Elois and Morlocks. Bye the Bye, ye shall have pie in the sky.

Utopians have a religious belief in "Progress" instead of Providence.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

79 75 Thank you!!! And to her as well.
Posted by: ...


You're very welcome. Let me know how they turn out.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (jjoN6)

80 Columbus, Ohio was a very pleasant medium-sized city in the early 1980s. Forced bussing after 1979 was ruining the public schools and bringing crime and decay to many places, but there were good parochial schools as well as close-in suburbs. Hilliard was tiny - we called it "hillbilliard". Now it is overflowing and a plurality of households with children in the Hilliard public school system speak Arabic as their first language. Nearby Tuttle Mall, which is "credited" with destroying the downtown City Center mall, looks like a middle eastern bazaar now.
Posted by: Oglebay

Westerville (and the school system) also went to hell after the Somalis invaded. Dear Wife was Executive Director in the system and spent all her time trying to unfuck the situation. As you know, there are 'disturbances' at Polaris Mall and Easton Mall routinely which, for the uninitiated, were the upscale shopping centers (read this as - not in the shithole part of town).

We got the hell out.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (udaaY)

81 And she does a bread loaf with a pesto center as well. purrpurrpurr

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (jjoN6)

82 LIBS hate the man who has a dollar more than them,
------

And a dollar less. And any dollar. And no dollar.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (iABCo)

83 Mamdani wants your money but doesn't care if you leave. That will give him less people to worry about toppling him. Remember the line from Milton: "Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven". That is the thinking of every dictator. Think of Cuba, N Korea, Venezuela etc etc

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (k/3Bw)

84 There's also a term for when normal, well-adjusted, happy people take delight in bad things happening to liberals.
Posted by: schadenboner
======

The difference is that's a counter punch. Otherwise if they didn't try to force crap down our mouth the Right is mostly live and let be.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:23 AM (KC5Lt)

85 States can't go bankrupt under present law. Kind of wild to imagine what will happen to state taxes when it's time to pay the piper in New York and all the rich people have bailed, and no longer paying personal income taxes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Illinois went through this--they issue script to vendors of the state that are simply IOUs.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

86 If NYC real estate prices are indeed going up, as the idiot posits, how does that square with Madmani's promises of more affordable housing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (1z8ji)
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Especially since the city council members require personal payoffs before allowing developers to build new apartments.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (UpmsQ)

87 I've mentioned it before, but we have translations of Sumerian tablets from 4,000 year ago that fully describe a market (incorrectly derided as capitalism) system.

Included investments, business partnerships, contracts, and even international trading.

Even a black market to avoid the taxes and tolls of government.

No one "invented" capitalism--it's always been the default of mankind.
What was invented--and will always fail--is the bastard children of marxism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (3cUTc)

88 Social credit scores and new vaccination cards.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I am already for have dot on forehead with imbedded QR code which I am for updating on the daily

Further requirement is for only bigotry

Posted by: H1b Miklos Patel at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (XOG/m)

89
Money goes where money is well treated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (O0L8i)

90 82 And a dollar less. And any dollar. And no dollar.
Posted by: ...


"You have a dollar. This person does not. THAT'S NOT FAIR so we're going to take it away from you and give it to him."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (jjoN6)

91 I do not like the terms "capitalist" or 'Capitalism".

Those were created by Karl Marx.

Market is better

Posted by: Miklos, actual Karl Marx University alumnus at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (XOG/m)

92 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part. Is it rude of me to speculate how she got passing grades at her alma mater?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (jjoN6)

93 The commies knew them to be "useful idiots".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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The lure of free shit is how people sell themselves into slavery. At least the Roman law was honest about it.

TANSTAAFL should be tattoed on every school kid's arms. There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch--R. Heinlein.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

94
Imagine that, going where you're wanted.

White flight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (Cqx++)

95 Illinois went through this--they issue script to vendors of the state that are simply IOUs.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)
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A finger in the dyke, temporarily holding off the flood waters. But then vendors stop playing along, and slowly then suddenly, the flailing would begin.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (UpmsQ)

96 Is it rude of me to speculate how she got passing grades at her alma mater?
Posted by: NR Pax

Oh, I think we know how...

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

97 Looks like Musk is going to build his chip plant close to me ( actually on the bordering county) . I think part of his choice was the proximity of Texas A&M.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:27 AM (KC5Lt)

98 👍
My concern is movement through the states like locusts. I *itch all the time about the NY mass movement to PA during C19. Well, it continues & grows. (There is NO street or parking lot without an abundance of NY license plates.) And now, after Wolf, Gov. Shapiro.

Old, I remember some of the Vietnam War. The idea that communism grows and must be stopped in Southeast Asia was known as the domino theory, the belief a primary reason the United States entered the Vietnam War. But while neighboring nations, Laos and Cambodia, also fell to communist governments, the wider global domino effect did not happen as predicted.

However, Vietnam did not abandon socialism because capitalism became mobile; rather, in 1986, the ruling Communist Party deliberately introduced market reforms known Renewal to rescue a collapsing command economy.

Rather than failing, the state retained a monopoly on political power and control over key economic sectors, creating a "socialist-oriented market economy" that, reportedly, dramatically reduced poverty.

If true, it's that brand of socialism I fear might consume the US, especially to support greed & the influx of undocumented since +/-2006.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (NFX2v)

99 Ok, I can't even read the comments due to the pop up appearing every 5 seconds.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (ddn0m)

100 Why does Central Planning sound so good to people? Mostly because they must believe in some inherent goodness of mankind. Not just that they know better, but that they will summon their benevolence and follow their heart into a beautiful new dawn.

Man is partly good (conscience), but we are inherently corrupt. Begging to be ruled by the corrupt is exactly as it sounds.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (iABCo)

101 Marxism is half based on Envy, what you have and I don't has to be equal

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (ctP9t)

102 States can't go bankrupt under present law. Kind of wild to imagine what will happen to state taxes when it's time to pay the piper in New York and all the rich people have bailed, and no longer paying personal income taxes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 11:22 AM (UpmsQ)

Good to know. I had to do research.

States just default on bonds but it hasn't happened since Arkansas in 1933. But still, I think bondholders will just expect some sort of bailout.

If it's made clear that the US government will NEVER bail them out, then maybe funding would dry up.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)

103 Which is to say, it's embarrassing that anyone is stupid enough to think that some smelly, unwashed, lay-about, less than 200 years ago, stumbled upon a workable plan to defeat thousands of years of human nature.

And not just a bunch of stupid words to justify his avarice and sloth.

But then avarice and sloth are human nature.

And very enticing to the college educated with no further marketable skills.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (3cUTc)

104
I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part. Is it rude of me to speculate how she got passing grades at her alma mater?
Posted by: NR Pax


Don't they have "elections" in North Korea?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (Cqx++)

105 Illinois went through this--they issue script to vendors of the state that are simply IOUs.
Posted by: whig

Cali tried that too, but it was shot down by the Comptroller of the Currency as being an effective issuance of currency, because they were tradeable.

Posted by: Miklos recalls that at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (XOG/m)

106 White flight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


White people move out: White flight.
White people move in: Gentrification.

They will never be happy until all white people are dead and even then, that happiness will last about three seconds and they'll find a new group to attack.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (jjoN6)

107 Earthquake! I'm guessing a 4.0. Definitely felt it.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:30 AM (DZ9Lv)

108 Don't they have "elections" in North Korea?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Not only that but they cured obesity in 99.8% of the population.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:30 AM (jjoN6)

109 99 Ok, I can't even read the comments due to the pop up appearing every 5 seconds.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2026 11:28 AM (ddn0m)

YEP YEP YEP

Posted by: POP UPS at August 13, 2026 11:31 AM (mxGIP)

110 Why does Central Planning sound so good to people? Mostly because they must believe in some inherent goodness of mankind. Not just that they know better, but that they will summon their benevolence and follow their heart into a beautiful new dawn.

Man is partly good (conscience), but we are inherently corrupt. Begging to be ruled by the corrupt is exactly as it sounds.
Posted by: ...

I think it was Robert Conquest who said "Every advocate of central planning sees himself as the central planner."

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

111 92 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part. Is it rude of me to speculate how she got passing grades at her alma mater?
Posted by: NR Pax
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All just restatements of the Levelers, the radical city Anabaptists in Germany in the Reformation, and demented musing of Rousseau and Marx.

Democracy is to them another name for Dictatorship of the Proletariat. Soviet Union had elections too for the Supreme Soviet, which in turn ratified everything that the Politburo wanted. Courts as well with a generous bill of rights, which were in turn whatever 'justice' corresponded with what the Politburo wanted in a particular case.

So in their case, "Democracy" is a euphemism of an oligarchic state run by insiders like her with the sole purpose of the electorate ratifying the decisions of the oligarchy. And in fact misapplied to the US and its Founding. It is a republic (as was the Soviet Union in theory) and voters cannot ratify decisions of insiders to violate the very Constitution that their power is based upon.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

112 Posted by: Miklos, actual Karl Marx University alumnus at August 13, 2026 11:26 AM (XOG/m)

I like stealing their terms and making it our own.

Americans do that best. Yankee Doodle Dandy was supposed to insult tus. It became a beloved song. Redneck is a proud moniker. Gringo is a name of an American Mexican restaurant chain. Etc etc .

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (KC5Lt)

113 Safari? Ad Block Plus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (u82oZ)

114 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part.
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So the difference is a word.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (iABCo)

115 Yep, nailed it. 4.0

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (DZ9Lv)

116 Earthquake! I'm guessing a 4.0. Definitely felt it.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

Where? Where are you?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

117 Go on and take the money and run.

Posted by: little people at August 13, 2026 11:32 AM (ehY6c)

118 109 99 Ok, I can't even read the comments due to the pop up appearing every 5 seconds.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Go to browser security settings and shut off webscripts aka Javascript, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

119 107 Earthquake! I'm guessing a 4.0. Definitely felt it.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:30 AM


USGS agrees with you that it's a 4.0

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 13, 2026 11:33 AM (S6tOh)

120 80 Columbus, Ohio was a very pleasant medium-sized city in the early 1980s. Forced bussing after 1979 was ruining the public schools and bringing crime and decay to many places, but there were good parochial schools as well as close-in suburbs. Hilliard was tiny - we called it "hillbilliard". Now it is overflowing and a plurality of households with children in the Hilliard public school system speak Arabic as their first language. Nearby Tuttle Mall, which is "credited" with destroying the downtown City Center mall, looks like a middle eastern bazaar now.
Posted by: Oglebay

I was there until 2008. The hilltop area was getting pretty scary. I remember going to one nearly abandoned mall there at the time. I was worried about my car the entire time.

I was close to Hilliard. The Meijer's and Big Bear stores were really nice. It was a nice area back then.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:34 AM (Sco7b)

121 The difference between "cream" and "ice cream" is the ice!

Posted by: AOC, America's Orifice at August 13, 2026 11:34 AM (qUkBO)

122 Also, the Vietnamese central planners decided to produce lots of coffee. Vietnam has become the world's second largest producer of coffee. It is almost all B-grade, but there is plenty and it is cheap. This makes the lives of small producers of better coffee elsewhere impossible.

Why does Starbucks over-roast it's coffee?

Now you know.....the rest of the story

Posted by: Miklos in best Paul Harvey voice at August 13, 2026 11:35 AM (XOG/m)

123 >>Americans do that best. Yankee Doodle Dandy was supposed to insult tus. It became a beloved song. Redneck is a proud moniker. Gringo is a name of an American Mexican restaurant chain. Etc etc .

For some, that doesn't always work out so well

Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees at August 13, 2026 11:35 AM (J4Dwc)

124 Sure, Democracy is the difference, yet they want vote fraud to be the top

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 11:36 AM (ctP9t)

125 States just default on bonds but it hasn't happened since Arkansas in 1933. But still, I think bondholders will just expect some sort of bailout.

If it's made clear that the US government will NEVER bail them out, then maybe funding would dry up.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)

Easy solution for bond defaults: bondholders get paid off by being given title to State land and/or buildings, at prevailing market rates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:36 AM (1z8ji)

126 Where? Where are you?
Posted by: Bulg

In my house. ;->
San Francisco

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (DZ9Lv)

127 For some, that doesn't always work out so well
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees

Yeah, I'm unemployed too.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (JM9I6)

128 Cali tried that too, but it was shot down by the Comptroller of the Currency as being an effective issuance of currency, because they were tradeable.
Posted by: Miklos
========
I don't think Illinois made theirs tradeable to others. Eventually Illinois borrowed enough and increased taxes enough to drop the practice for now.

Cut enough federal fraud though, I suspect a number of blue states are going to go into a fiscal death spiral. They have been using fraud in Medicaid and other fed programs to pay the "Pauls" in their states by robbing 'Peter'--the federal government. They can do this in Medicaid from putting up illusory 'matches' by taxing medical procedures then billing the fedgov for their share of the match. Other fiscal tricks on grants, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

129 I think it was Robert Conquest who said "Every advocate of central planning sees himself as the central planner."
Posted by: Bulg

who plans whom

Posted by: Miklos paraphrases Lenin at August 13, 2026 11:38 AM (XOG/m)

130 In my house. ;->
San Francisco
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

Ah, I imagine San Franciscans (and Californians in general) are very adept at gauging the magnitude of earthquakes.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:39 AM (77rzZ)

131 Democratic Socialism is when the Socialists use Democracy to institute Socialism and get rid of Democracy.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:39 AM (iABCo)

132 or some, that doesn't always work out so well
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees

Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at August 13, 2026 11:37 AM (JM9I6)

Uh I don't think those were intentionally trying to insult Americans and..... ah screw it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:39 AM (KC5Lt)

133 Blue states are looking into other ways to make it expensive, or legally a hassle to leave.

Renting a U-Haul in CA to bug out is expensive, but it's because of demand, mostly. But the state could implement legal hurdles too, if it wanted. Or tack on a disconnect fee for utilities that's unreasonable. Stop refunding deposits or money spent on something that you no longer need in the state you're moving to.

There's no end to lengths they'll go to make it hard for you to bug out.

A year after transferring a vehicle from CA to WV I was still getting nasty letters telling me my registration was expired and they were going to repossess the truck. It was paid for. And in another state. Registered and titled there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)

134 The NY diaspora ruins whereever they land. They ruined California in the 1970s!

There is a point at which we leave each field to find a new one. That point never changes.

Posted by: Locusts at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (TmQh+)

135 Cont'd

During the initial rollout of Renewal in the late 1980s and 1990s, the immediate casualties of dismantling the old socialist safety net were the working class and rural poor.
(The wealth had quickly concentrated in industrial hubs like Ho Chi Minh City and Hanoi.)

Under strict socialism, the state provided basic healthcare, education, and food rations.

To transition to a market economy, the government instituted user fees for hospitals & schools. Poor families suddenly could not afford medical treatments, whereas the emerging elite could buy high-quality private care.

The rising middle class bears the heaviest structural tax burden; the ultra-wealthy found loopholes to retain their capital, and the poor initially bore the brunt of slashed state services before broader growth lifted them up.

Who still paid/pays the financial burden? Middle class. Who paid the initial systemic price? Poor.

SSDD

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (NFX2v)

136
Why does Starbucks over-roast it's coffee?

Now you know.....the rest of the story
Posted by: Miklos in best Paul Harvey voice

__________

All I want is some ordinary joe. SBUX is not only awful but hideously overpriced.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (O0L8i)

137 Trump is letting this latest op play out a bit. Gonna be fascinating to watch how he handles this attempted lurch to the Left. How far does he let them go before he makes a move?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (iABCo)

138 Also, the Vietnamese central planners decided to produce lots of coffee. Vietnam has become the world's second largest producer of coffee. It is almost all B-grade, but there is plenty and it is cheap. This makes the lives of small producers of better coffee elsewhere impossible.

Why does Starbucks over-roast it's coffee?

Now you know.....the rest of the story
Posted by: Miklos in best Paul Harvey voice at August 13, 2026 11:35 AM (XOG/m)

I was given a big sack of Vietnamese coffee by the Vietnamese wife of a long-time friend. It was excellent coffee. She brought back something like 50 kilos of it on her last visit to VN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (1z8ji)

139 Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben

I done got retired myself, you handsome man

txt me

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 13, 2026 11:41 AM (XOG/m)

140 124 Sure, Democracy is the difference, yet they want vote fraud to be the top
Posted by: Skip

Democrats have no interest in a 'democracy' but instead use 'votes' as ratifying what Democrats have done and will do. The actual existence of a voter is irrelevant just like it was in Venezuela. What matters is the veneer of approval just like the Supreme Soviet voting to approve whatever the Politburo did.

And that is how you get a communistic dictatorship of the proletariat disguised which is simply a rehash of a warped aristocracy that treated peasants as property of the lords over them. To do with as they wished. Kings were actually brought about being given 'divine right to rule' in order to crush the rapacious nobility that had every interest in keeping their form of forced labor. And Kings in turn became decadent and evil because absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)

141 'A note on how the economy is doing, from the view of a small fabrication shop.'
youtube.com/watch?v=iW3VtonN7W4

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 11:42 AM (Jr5Lq)

142 Wait until 15 years from now when black children are taught that beloved black icons were removed from shelves systematically by racist Republicans.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (iABCo)

143 For some, that doesn't always work out so well
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees

Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben
------

Join the club fellows.

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (XeU6L)

144 Ah, I imagine San Franciscans (and Californians in general) are very adept at gauging the magnitude of earthquakes.
Posted by: Bulg

Once you're in a significant quake (5.7 in '87 and 6.9 in '89), anything above a 4 is a rush because you know what to anticipate. For an instant, you wonder.... Quakes can be surprisingly loud.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (DZ9Lv)

145
Hey, I'm still around!

Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy at August 13, 2026 11:44 AM (O0L8i)

146 Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben

I done got retired myself, you handsome man

txt me
Posted by: Aunt Jemima


Call me.

Posted by: Land O' Lakes Chick at August 13, 2026 11:44 AM (lrRtF)

147 For some, that doesn't always work out so well
Posted by: former Sambo restaurant franchisees

Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben
------

Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima
------
[weeps softly]

Posted by: Land O'Lakes Indian Maiden at August 13, 2026 11:44 AM (XeU6L)

148 I was given a big sack of Vietnamese coffee by the Vietnamese wife of a long-time friend. It was excellent coffee. She brought back something like 50 kilos of it on her last visit to VN.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The quality stuff is maybe 5%. So good for you! If she is getting it on the private, there you go.

The 95% is a combination of climate, microclimates, soil, altitude, and communism.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (XOG/m)

149 Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben
------

Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Land O'Lakes Indian Girl at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (77rzZ)

150 The Heritage Foundation, 2020, 'America Is a Republic, Not a Democracy'

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (NFX2v)

151 Vietnam is benefiting greatly from foreign capitalism and investment and freedom of movement. It props up the communist government until it doesn't.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (KC5Lt)

152 For an instant, you wonder.... Quakes can be surprisingly loud.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM


When we were stationed on Adak island in Alaska earth quakes were a weekly and sometimes a daily occurrence. I do remember one that sounded as if a train was going right by our front door. It was loud.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2026 11:45 AM (cpFbA)

153 Yeah, I'm unemployed too.
Posted by: Uncle Ben
------

Join the club fellows.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Land O'Lakes Indian Girl


This place. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (lrRtF)

154
This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with wealth.

But this is only a test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (O0L8i)

155 151. 👍

And the U.S.?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (NFX2v)

156 145
Hey, I'm still around!
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy

I passed away decades ago.

Posted by: Mama Celeste at August 13, 2026 11:47 AM (JM9I6)

157 Easy solution for bond defaults: bondholders get paid off by being given title to State land and/or buildings, at prevailing market rates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Bond holders get nothing. They were happy enough to give out loans to deadbeats and in return get sweet higher than average interest payments until they stopped. Same reason why I had no sympathy for those that kept buying Argentinian bonds for decades at nosebleed interest rates which inevitably resulted in default. Instead, the bondholders should be able to pursue the wealth of all the politicians and their corrupt cronies that issued the debt in lawsuits. That way the real culprits are punished.

You want to break the cycle, then the incentive for bondholders is not to lend to deadbeats--if they do, they will have to take the high interest they demand as sufficient return. The incentive for the deadbeat is they don't get any money except at nosebleed interest which takes away their cash to operate to buy votes and steal wealth for themselves. The incentive for the politicians is to avoid themselves losing their generational wealth from a state going insolvent.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)

158 And the U.S.?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 11:46 AM (NFX2v)

We have 50 experiments going on right now. Benefits of a Republic instead of a Democracy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (KC5Lt)

159 Thx CBD.
My NYS county has asked the state legislature to allow it to apply a high earner surcharge. I wouldn't be surprised to see the next legislature allow it. There are some wealthy people in this county , one of the Facebook founders and his husband live north of Woodstock. Buffett's kid lives here as do various celebs. They are all leftists, the Facebook hubby was a Dem congressional candidate a few years back, so this is a target rich environment. It won't stop at the rich however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (WOnE5)

160 Call me.
Posted by: Land O' Lakes Chick

That chick and a stick or two of butter

We could have a Fine Time

Posted by: Miklos wanna get all Indigenous on that girl at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (XOG/m)

161 Lived in Mountain View when the Loma Prieta quake struck in '89. Several smaller quakes before that.

The Loma Prieta quake collapsed the upper deck of I-880 onto the lower deck. Afterwards, locals started referring to that stretch of interstate as I-440.

Dark humor...

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (J4Dwc)

162 Don't forget us:

Rastus (Cream of Wheat)
Frito Bandito
Eskimo Pie

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (XvL8K)

163 OT Well, apparently they have another D. nutcase running in Maine for Senate . I guess Susan Collins' staff campaign staff is good at ferreting this stuff out:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8umxfc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (xPsv8)

164 I passed away decades ago.
Posted by: Mama Celeste

You were the village bicycle.

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (O5BzH)

165 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part.

Dems would like you to think that 'Democratic' and 'democratic' are the same thing. They are not. As newly-single AOC knows- it's all about the "D".

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (04KGT)

166 Off sock.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

167 From the last thread:

I asked Gemini to give me a list of the most remote Swiss villages by distance to the nearest Swiss city, while still having high-speed internet, supermarkets, schools, and restaurants. It spit out the three most remote, which are all out in the Alps near Chur.

The distances from each village to Chur are:
Andeer: 37 kilometers (approx. 30 minutes driving or 43 minutes via direct bus)
Splügen: 51 kilometers (approx. 39 minutes driving or 58 minutes via hourly bus)
Scuol: 118 kilometers (approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes driving or 2 hours via regional train)

Yeah I was right, that redditor from the last thread lives in a suburb of some Swiss city and he acts like he's out in the hollers of West Virginia. These people are wildly delusional, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (oqH4h)

168 137 Trump is letting this latest op play out a bit. Gonna be fascinating to watch how he handles this attempted lurch to the Left. How far does he let them go before he makes a move?
Posted by: ...
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Fresh evidence of Democrat (and perhaps GOPe) voter fraud is always useful so it disarms the argument that 2020 was so long ago.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:50 AM (E4rtv)

169 I'm still around. Make me yodel, Big Boy!

Posted by: Swiss Miss at August 13, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)

170 Bond holders get nothing. They were happy enough to give out loans to deadbeats and in return get sweet higher than average interest payments

----------

Municipal bonds pay low interest, because income is tax free.

The Federal Income Tax rules effectively subsidize spendthrift cities.

Posted by: Miklos is neither a deadbeat lender nor borrower at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (XOG/m)

171
We don't hear about rural connectivity any more. Was it solved by the government or Elon Musk?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (O0L8i)

172 Sure, big companies can vote with their feet. But red jurisdictions didn't exactly wow us with their commitment to freedom during Coof Madness. And you only have to lose one national election to have 25,000 Haitians dumped into a town of 50,000. The average person is less able to vote with their feet than ever before with the tendrils of the federal government grasping at everything and your average Republican being less than conservative.

Posted by: Hotel California at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (hqQIL)

173 Hey, I'm still around!
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy

I passed away decades ago.
Posted by: Mama Celeste
-------

I managed to hold on until 2020.

Posted by: Cream of Wheat Chef at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (XeU6L)

174 Once you're in a significant quake (5.7 in '87 and 6.9 in '89), anything above a 4 is a rush because you know what to anticipate. For an instant, you wonder.... Quakes can be surprisingly loud.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


I was on a bus when Loma Prieta hit. The bus suddenly pulled to the side and I looked around.

Thought one as I looked at a car bouncing up and down: "Damn. They're going at it pretty hard.

Thought two as I looked around: "If they're going at it hard enough to shake the neighborhood, does she have a sister? Oh right. Earthquake.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 11:53 AM (jjoN6)

175 Easy solution for bond defaults: bondholders get paid off by being given title to State land and/or buildings, at prevailing market rates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 11:36 AM (1z8ji)


Bondholders get paid off by being given title to the elected officials who caused the problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 11:53 AM (ExV1e)

176 Yeah, I'm unemployed too.

I'm on that farm upstate with rover.

Posted by: kitty queen at August 13, 2026 11:53 AM (eMUgY)

177
I'm still around. Make me yodel, Big Boy!
Posted by: Swiss Miss at August 13, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)

________

Hussy!

Posted by: St. Pauli Girl at August 13, 2026 11:54 AM (O0L8i)

178 Don't forget us:

Rastus (Cream of Wheat)
Frito Bandito
Eskimo Pie
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 11:48 AM (XvL8K)
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That last guy was delicious.

Posted by: Klondike Bar Polar Bear at August 13, 2026 11:54 AM (amcLV)

179 Once you're in a significant quake (5.7 in '87 and 6.9 in '89), anything above a 4 is a rush because you know what to anticipate. For an instant, you wonder.... Quakes can be surprisingly loud.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 11:43 AM (DZ9Lv)

Loud? No shit! Especially if one works at a factory that manufactures Christmas bells.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 13, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)

180 171
We don't hear about rural connectivity any more. Was it solved by the government or Elon Musk?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (O0L8i)
----

lolz

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 11:55 AM (oqH4h)

181 Municipal bonds pay low interest, because income is tax free.

The Federal Income Tax rules effectively subsidize spendthrift cities.
Posted by: Miklos
========
Blame Scotus--see McCulloch v. Maryland 1816. Marshall's opinion rested in part on the power to tax is the power to destroy. If you did in fact have federalism, then the states could not tax the federal government or its 'corporations' lest that meant that the states could destroy the federal government that way. But the converse was true too, the federal government could not tax the states and their policy instruments lest they be able to destroy the other sovereign governments of the states.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:55 AM (E4rtv)

182 Hey, I'm still around!
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy


It's been a while for me.

Posted by: The Original Allstate "Mayhem" Guy at August 13, 2026 11:55 AM (04KGT)

183 My first quake while living in CA, I was in a chase lounge by the apartment complex swimming pool reading a book when I noticed the water in the pool sloshing back-and-forth and spilling out over the sides.

That was wild.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (J4Dwc)

184 I was on a bus when Loma Prieta hit. The bus suddenly pulled to the side and I looked around.

I was in an office building in Sunnyvale. A co-worker and I moved to the doorway and watched a 300 pound printer walk itself halfway across the room.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (vTZFs)

185 The Federal Income Tax rules effectively subsidize spendthrift cities.

Posted by: Miklos is neither a deadbeat lender nor borrower at August 13, 2026 11:52 AM (XOG/m)


Excellent point, but I am going to take advantage of it for as long as I can!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (l4RKn)

186 The Loma Prieta quake hit exactly one week before I was to head off to boot camp in San Diego. Made me wonder if I really wanted to go to California.

But after boot camp it was off to Monterey, and I fell in love with California.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)

187 Bondholders get paid off by being given title to the elected officials who caused the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Heh. I like that even better than my paltry suggestion. Bondholders would be left with owning a bunch of untalented and ugly assholes as a booby prize for stupid lending.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)

188 @171 Hadrian, I believe the wonderful Pete Buttgiggle solved all broadband issues

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (WOnE5)

189 Hey, I'm still around!
Posted by: The Quaker Oats Guy

I passed away decades ago.
Posted by: Mama Celeste
-------

I managed to hold on until 2020.
Posted by: Cream of Wheat Chef

You all laughed at me. Laughed!

But I have my revenge

I'm still here, you fucking bastards

Posted by: Little Debbie at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (XOG/m)

190 We don't hear about rural connectivity any more. Was it solved by the government or Elon Musk?
Posted by: Hadrian
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I believe that BPL (Broadband over Power line) has been a predictable failure. After ~$60 Billion in grants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 11:57 AM (XeU6L)

191 one hour sober

I was on a ship offshore of San Francisco during the Loma Prieta quake.

We saw all the TV coverage. The Nimitz Freeway got a 5 second clip. Knew there were a lot of dead there. Came in thinking about what to do for martial law. Using the 30 power big eyes, evidence of damage was light.

My car on the pier was halfway between the Nimitz Freeway and the failed part of the Bay Bridge. Cracks in the pier pavement.

Got a story about the fires if wanted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:58 AM (u82oZ)

192 But after boot camp it was off to Monterey, and I fell in love with California.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)
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Ft. Ord?

Posted by: Klondike Bar Polar Bear at August 13, 2026 11:58 AM (amcLV)

193 I believe that BPL (Broadband over Power line) has been a predictable failure. After ~$60 Billion in grants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Not sure that those who got the money think of it as a failure. That is one of the problems with federal spending.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

194 But after boot camp it was off to Monterey, and I fell in love with California.

I still love California, I just hate Californians.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

195
I'm still here, you fucking bastards
Posted by: Little Debbie at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (XOG/m


Yes and in every ride on cart customers basket in Walmart !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vQrSy)

196 Gah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (amcLV)

197
I'm still here, you fucking bastards
Posted by: Little Debbie at August 13, 2026 11:56 AM (XOG/m)

__________

And we love you.

Posted by: Pedo Democrats at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (O0L8i)

198 I'm still here, you fucking bastards
Posted by: Little Debbie
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Hmm. 'The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest' just came to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (XeU6L)

199 The richer you are the easier it is to move.

So the states going more and more socialist will see their richer people move

The one exception to this are those who are politically connected where paying 10% in taxes might not matter because most of their income comes from laundered tax payer money anyway - so sure they lose 10% off the top but they make way more since government will give them more.

Amusingly in this regard they are more like the dependent class then the wealthy members of the productive class

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (sKqQm)

200 one hour sober

One thing. For the next two days, everyone was a polite driver. It did take a month for the "Did the Earth move for you" tales to go away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (u82oZ)

201 Ft. Ord?
Posted by: Klondike
---------

Not Ft. Bragg?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 12:01 PM (XeU6L)

202
Her Majesty spends an inordinate amount of time leaving on a trip. Not taking a trip, just leaving.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 12:01 PM (O0L8i)

203 I still love California, I just hate Californians.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)


Yup. Most beautiful state in the country...populated by 40,000,000 retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (l4RKn)

204 Mike Hammer

My broadband is increasingly unreliable. I have a tower 10 miles away.

Looking at StarLink.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (u82oZ)

205 I believe that BPL (Broadband over Power line) has been a predictable failure. After ~$60 Billion in grants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I can waste money for less

Posted by: Aspiring federal Grantee and rapper Miklos, turnin' his income around at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (XOG/m)

206 I'm still around. Make me yodel, Big Boy!
Posted by: Swiss Miss at August 13, 2026 11:51 AM (JM9I6)


I'll bring the meat.
-- Big Boy, Burger Guy

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (77rzZ)

207 Yup. Most beautiful state in the country...populated by 40,000,000 retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (l4RKn)


Ahem...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:03 PM (vQrSy)

208 Ft. Ord?
Posted by: Klondike Bar Polar Bear

Defense Language Institute

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)

209 Defense Language Institute
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
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What language did they learn you?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (amcLV)

210 {{{It's me donna}}}

There must be 15 million exceptions to CBD's comment. You are one of those exceptional people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)

211 What language did they learn you?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

russkiy yazik

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)

212 So Wendy's should change their mascot for somehow demeaning gingers.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

213 There must be 15 million exceptions to CBD's comment. You are one of those exceptional people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)


There are a few of us...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (vQrSy)

214 I can waste money for less
Posted by: Aspiring federal Grantee and rapper Miklos
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I can write the grant applications, it will require a modest commission.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

215 russkiy yazik
Posted by: Bulg

ochen harasho

Posted by: Miklosov, Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (XOG/m)

216 So Wendy's should change their mascot for somehow demeaning gingers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)


What does Wendy Thomas think of that suggestion?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (ExV1e)

217 Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (vQrSy)

Head on a swivel....

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (iABCo)

218 217 Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:05 PM (vQrSy)

Head on a swivel....
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (iABCo)

Always.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2026 12:07 PM (vQrSy)

219 I can write the grant applications, it will require a modest commission.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

Not in the budget this cycle

Posted by: Bean Counters of Wasted days and wasted nights (Freddy Fender) at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (XOG/m)

220 There must be 15 million exceptions to CBD's comment. You are one of those exceptional people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)


Cathy Ireland, too.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

221 Head on a swivel....
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:06 PM (iABCo)


I had more success in life using a reciprocating saw. -- Kamala

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (ExV1e)

222 Irony is dead,

Today's headline at GWP,

"Frank Luntz Calls for ‘Total and Complete Shutdown of Primary Polling’ After Polls Got Michigan and Wisconsin So Wrong"

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:09 PM (E4rtv)

223 Cathy Ireland, too.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)


She related to Kathy Ireland?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)

224 In practice, what is the difference between head on a swivel and head on a rotating pike?

Posted by: Miklos requires clarification before the Zoom meeting in 5 minutes about this at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (XOG/m)

225 Cathy Ireland, too.
Posted by: Bulg

Cathy Ireland > Ireland.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (E4rtv)

226 So can anyone predict what will happen next?
--> Sure ya can! Dem-ruled shitholes will pass LAWS demanding that if you want to move your business out of their shithole you must pay an "exit tax" equal to three times your business's last state tax bill.
Most businesses will ditch plans to flee, hoping the situation will improve. A tiny few will leave without paying--and the host state will sue. And leftist judges (which rule every lower court) will rule in favor of the Dem shithole states.
So in a matter of months, the notion that you can move businesses and capital to more welcoming states--though *technically true,* will be effectively nullified by leftist judges under the "full faith and credit" clause.

Posted by: sf at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (dK6Bp)

227 We don't hear about rural connectivity any more. Was it solved by the government or Elon Musk?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Elon.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 12:10 PM (lrRtF)

228 "Frank Luntz Calls for ‘Total and Complete Shutdown of Primary Polling’ After Polls Got Michigan and Wisconsin So Wrong"
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:09 PM (E4rtv)


Jim Cramer looks around nervously.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

229 She related to Kathy Ireland?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Twins. Made it easier for the mother to use the correct name when facing identical twins.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)

230 Stationed at Moffett Field, I made the drive from the South Bay to Ft. Ord several times to play the Bayonet golf course on the base.

Very difficult course, for sure.

Some PGA Tour pros arriving on the peninsula for the annual stop at Pebble Beach would play practice rounds at Bayonet to sharpen their game ahead of the tournament.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (J4Dwc)

231 Jim Cramer looks around nervously.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Heh.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

232 Wholesale price inflation report is out, and the word is "unexpectedly". Imagine that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 12:12 PM (cTuVd)

233 Some PGA Tour pros arriving on the peninsula for the annual stop at Pebble Beach would play practice rounds at Bayonet to sharpen their game ahead of the tournament.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (J4Dwc)


Would they shave a couple points off their score?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

234 I'm not waiting on a lahdee, I'm just waitin on an Ace.

Posted by: Jick Magger of the Stones Rolling at August 13, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)

235 232 Wholesale price inflation report is out, and the word is "unexpectedly". Imagine that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
========
News media getting whacked up the head repeatedly by reality is an evergreen story.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)

236 203 I still love California, I just hate Californians.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

Yup. Most beautiful state in the country...populated by 40,000,000 retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 12:02 PM (l4RKn)

Don Henley can be an idiot, but he get's some things right.

"They call it Paradise, I don't know why.
Call someplace Paradise, kiss it goodbye!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:14 PM (edUvp)

237 158. We have 50 experiments going on right now. Benefits of a Republic instead of a Democracy.
Posted by: polynikes

👏🏻 excellent.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v)

238 165 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part.

Dems would like you to think that 'Democratic' and 'democratic' are the same thing. They are not. As newly-single AOC knows- it's all about the "D".
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 11:49 AM (04KGT)
----------
Das ist korrect.

Posted by: The German Democratic Republic (East Germany) at August 13, 2026 12:15 PM (3aLWR)

239 Stationed at Moffett Field, I made the drive from the South Bay to Ft. Ord several times to play the Bayonet golf course on the base.

Very difficult course, for sure.

Some PGA Tour pros arriving on the peninsula for the annual stop at Pebble Beach would play practice rounds at Bayonet to sharpen their game ahead of the tournament.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:11 PM (J4Dwc)

***

The greens were a bitch. It didn't matter what the lay looked like, the ball would ALWAYS break to the Bay.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:16 PM (ptDe5)

240 Wholesale price inflation report is out, and the word is "unexpectedly". Imagine that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Note the key proviso-

"excluding the volatile food, energy, and Miklos sectors"

Posted by: Imklos reports at August 13, 2026 12:16 PM (XOG/m)

241 Can't help thinking of the Who's Going Mobile here.

I'm goin' home
And when I wanna go home
I'm goin' mobile
Well, I'm gonna find a home
And we'll see how it feels
Goin' mobile
Keep me movin'

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)

242 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part.

As has been pointed out, North Korea is a democracy. You have the option between Kim and being executed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

243 The greens were a bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes

Yeah, they were a bunch of see-you-next-Tuesdays.
-- The Blues

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)

244 234 I'm not waiting on a lahdee, I'm just waitin on an Ace.

ace rimmer? what a guy!

Posted by: anachronda at August 13, 2026 12:19 PM (sGtp+)

245 242 I read an article about AOC claiming that the difference between socialism and democratic socialism is the democracy part.

As has been pointed out, North Korea is a democracy. You have the option between Kim and being executed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

Democracy is the animating philosophy of a gang rape. You just got outvoted, toots.

No thanks.

Posted by: No sale at August 13, 2026 12:19 PM (hqQIL)

246 199 The richer you are the easier it is to move.

So the states going more and more socialist will see their richer people move."

Cuba has taken this to the extreme. Although they try to stop it, the young, healthy, and ambitious have been slipping out of the country for decades now, not all to the US, many to South and Central America.

consequence - besides the communist government, the core problem that all other problems flow from is that Cuba for the most part is now occupied by the sick, the elderly, and the mentally defective. I suspect that's one reason why the US is in no hurry to push things there; when the current regime falls, there's no human capital there worth working with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 12:20 PM (edUvp)

247 Willowed myself

Noon news

CBC - Fat bastard subhuman piece of shit Ford hopes AI will bring Ontario billions of bucks

MS Now - Epstein files - that never gets old

CNN - inflation cools, gas orices high 82 days to midterm

FoxNews - WNBA - dudes joining, also the ghetto apes

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

248 As has been pointed out, North Korea is a democracy. You have the option between Kim and being executed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)
---
It's right there in the name!

"Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea"

Would a Democrat lie to you?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 12:21 PM (FZ29D)

249 Whether it is organic growth of socialist principles, or a careful manipulation of the news cycle combined with excellent grassroots planning remains to be seen.


My money is on the grassroots planning aimed at Education, the Media, Labor Unions, and the Democrats.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:21 PM (ptDe5)

250 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

251 gas orices high 82 days to midterm


The gas from my orices gets me high, too.
-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

252 Nood. SPLC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)

253 TOTALLY NOOD

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2026 12:23 PM (wtvvX)

254 >>It didn't matter what the lay looked like, the ball would ALWAYS break to the Bay

Yep. Same thing at Torrey Pines down south. My first round there, I was playing the south course with a local guy who'd played it many times. I'm on the fourth green, which runs along the ocean, lining up my putt. Dude says, which way do you think it'll break? I said about two cups right (away from the ocean). He says, nope, aim two cups right, it'll break left toward the ocean.

He was correct.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 12:25 PM (J4Dwc)

255 58 I'd love to see a law saying that if a local or state government goes bankrupt, they will NEVER be bailed out.
-->Let's see how NYC funds their dream utopia then."

Nothing will change, because laws mean nuffin' to Democrats, socialists and communists. They'll simply ignore your Law and get a Dem-ruled congress to give 'em $200 billion--and the Media will swoon and fawn and slobber that it was a faaaabulous idea!

Posted by: sf at August 13, 2026 12:31 PM (dK6Bp)

256 95 Illinois went through this--instead of paying companies the state buys needed things from, they issue "scrip" which is just a promise to pay.
-- whig (edited)

"But eventually companies stop being suckers."

Nah, the faabulous state simply finds new companies that are delighted to get faaabulous State contracts for tens of millions, and everything continues as before.

Posted by: sf at August 13, 2026 01:08 PM (dK6Bp)

257 All I want is some ordinary joe. SBUX is not only awful but hideously overpriced.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 11:40 AM (O0L8i)

I will never understand why saying “expensive” became TOO HARD.

In any event, res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 13, 2026 01:09 PM (4g5V+)

258 So, state sovereignty is suddenly cool again? Heh!

Well, just a warning that Tennessee is full of gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' rednecks, and no bluedog Democrats would be happy here. >:-)

Posted by: Beverly at August 13, 2026 01:51 PM (reMys)

259 When Capital Is Mobile, Socialism Will Fail

Money printing and laundering is the ultimate in mobility.

When Capital is Trackable and Auditable, Socialism Will Fail.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 03:01 PM (PM/iv)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Rusinol Summer Shower.jpg


Summer shower

Santiago Rusinol

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 He wants a blow. She's not willing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

3 They look bored with life in general.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (jjoN6)

4 Are they going to a funeral?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

5 Do not take Rusinol if you are allergic to Rusinol.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

6 If there's a theme to this week, I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (qRla/)

7 The couple was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

8 Summer shower.

Neither are in the shower. You can't see rain......WTF?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

9 With a golden shower to follow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (EGW4m)

10 Are they going to a funeral?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026


***
It does look like they are formally dressed for something, and hoping the rain will stop soon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

11 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (udaaY)

12 Funeral is in rain delay

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (J4Dwc)

13 Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

14 ???

No summer. No shower.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (JvZF+)

15 Another complete lack of happy little bushes.

But, hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at August 13, 2026 09:33 AM (0sNs1)

16 Jeepers they must be living in the Arctic. Fire in the fireplace and a scarf and long sleeves?

Who died? This is depressing af.

Posted by: AYFKM? at August 13, 2026 09:33 AM (WtkHN)

17 They don't seem like a happy couple.
Would hang, like the simple colors.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 09:33 AM (WOnE5)

18 The ennui is palpable.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 09:33 AM (amcLV)

19 Wretched sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:33 AM (WtkHN)

20 Funeral is in rain delay
Posted by: one hour sober

He doesn't smell too bad yet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 09:33 AM (EGW4m)

21 A joyless morning, with an unused bed in the corner.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (4nevv)

22 Ottoman, which is a plus, but too White Priveilegy for my taste.

Posted by: Darktown Strut at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (JM9I6)

23 They're waiting around until the Cat in the Hat shows up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

24 More like Summer Dour.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (GTqXr)

25 He wants a blow. She's not willing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM


So ... married?

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (y+CVr)

26 The orange-ish glow just visible in the fireplace, in summer, suggests that this is somewhere pretty far north. But Rusinol was a Spanish painter, not Russian, so I dunno.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

27 All dressed up but no place to go.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (bNf8H)

28 Shower to Shower each day
Helps keep the odor away
Have you Annie Sprinkle today?
"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (als2z)

29 I thought you brought the umbrella.
No, I thought YOU brought it.

Posted by: Dammit, woman! at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

30
A dog would cheer them up. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (O0L8i)

31 Nice light in picture. Thanks, CBD. I was not familiar with that artist, but he also has some very nice pictures of gardens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (+hwtP)

32 I'd suggest an indoor boinkathon, but I don't think those two are up for it.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (8mulE)

33 Shouldn't there be some vigorous and mutual soaping and rinsing and toweling off involved? At least, that's the way it goes in my fantasies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

34
So ... married?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (y+CVr)



A valid assessment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

35 He wants a blow. She's not willing.
Posted by: Sponge
___________

Or she's disappointed with his latest effort.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (XvL8K)

36 Had a summer shower rumble through here yesterday. Usual mix of high winds, pouring rain, and a little bit of hail.

Fortunately, I didn't lose power, though the lights flickered for a moment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

37 Rusinol Corp. had a wide range of bowling alley lane conditioners.

Posted by: Wood Eye? at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (JM9I6)

38 Caption:

"Marie, as I stand here at the window watching our French Poodle, Montegue Clingenham the Third, I often think, I would be a happier man if I, too, could roll around in my own poo."

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (iJfKG)

39 The compositional usage of triangles is interesting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (0sNs1)

40 i would wonder what a winter bath looks like.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

41 A joyless morning, with an unused bed in the corner.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:34 AM (4nevv)


Can't go for a walk, the weather is warm and rainy, shoot. The bed is right there! One could read afterwards.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (rbvCR)

42 I think this is the first time I've seen a painting in the Art Thread where the title makes no f*cking sense whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

43 I wish she would take a shower.

Posted by: That guy at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (MWfyi)

44 I wish he would take a shower.

Posted by: That gal at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (MWfyi)

45 He wants a blow. She's not willing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM


Are they ever?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (qRla/)

46
Shouldn't there be some vigorous and mutual soaping and rinsing and toweling off involved? At least, that's the way it goes in my fantasies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

_________

"Mmmmm, I don't think so."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (O0L8i)

47 Had a summer shower rumble through here yesterday. Usual mix of high winds, pouring rain, and a little bit of hail.

Fortunately, I didn't lose power, though the lights flickered for a moment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)



We've had 3 drops of rain over the last month.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

48 Aren't you glad you use Dial?

Posted by: Don't You Wish Everyone Did? at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)

49 The ennui is palpable.

Well ennui special?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (als2z)

50 "If only we had small technological devices in our hands by which we could entertain ourselves endlessly -- with marginally interesting but infinitely changing short stories in moving-picture form."

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

51 Joyless.

Must've had a picnic planned, dang rain!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (X8xt3)

52 Did anyone notice the windmill through the window? Clearly they are ill prepared for the weather in Holland.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (rbvCR)

53
Are they ever?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:37 AM (qRla/)



Not for a long time.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:38 AM (2YhKe)

54 Happily, no one showed this painting to Gene Kelly before his dance scene in Singing in the Rain

Posted by: Miklos the terpsichorean aesthete at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (XOG/m)

55 Think they both get their hair cut at the same place.

Posted by: Great Clips at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (JM9I6)

56 Petrichor and Ozone waft in thru the opened window . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

57 "Stripped Bare" is playing down at the theater and he wishes to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (EGW4m)

58 They had tried to organize a shower party, but it was a washout.

Posted by: Oh, no... at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

59 I like the woman's posture...it is interesting and evocative.

By the way, Rusinol was a bit of a prick.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (l4RKn)

60 "we kinna lookin' fer da sheepin inda rainin!"

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

61 We need common sense ennui control.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (ndZc7)

62 My assessment: The artist had a lot of black paint, was a cheapskate who decided to use some of it it before buying other paints, and was pretty good at depicting people but lousy at depicting rain.

would not hang

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (5rh/l)

63 That's quite a bustle she's got.

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)

64 Did anyone notice the windmill through the window? Clearly they are ill prepared for the weather in Holland.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026


***
That explains the fireplace!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

65 And this looks like a fairly well-appointed home in relative comfort. My god, things must've been incredibly dreary back then for the less-well-off.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)

66 He: I'm proud of you.
She: I'm tired of you too.

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (zDWkG)

67 He wants anal.

She's not willing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

68 You know what they need?

Day-drinking!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Sco7b)

69 She caught him taking a shower with the maid.

Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

70 60 "we kinna lookin' fer da sheepin inda rainin!"
Posted by: cmeat

I get that! Benny Hill FTW!

Posted by: Beginnin' Rainin' at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (JM9I6)

71 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

72 They’re bored. I’m bored looking at it…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (MaA4a)

73 Walter and Skyler White of the 1890s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)

74 I don't think artists want someone to look at their paintings and say 'boring' no matter how well it was executed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (KC5Lt)

75 They had tried to organize a shower party, but it was a washout.
Posted by: Oh, no.

Rain check, please

Posted by: Miklos can do this later, gator at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (XOG/m)

76 She caught him taking a shower with the maid.
Posted by: dantesed

Don't blame him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (EGW4m)

77 56 my kids are named petrichor and geosmin.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

78 68 You know what they need?

Day-drinking!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM

Damn right!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

79 She caught him taking a shower with the maid.
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)



That never happens.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

80
It was only that one time.

Oh, Richard, just stop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (O0L8i)

81 I just learned that Leonard Cohen took down both Joni Mitchell and Janis Joplin.

I suppose a lot of blind people are good at music, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (BI5O2)

82 She caught him taking a shower with the maid.
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

I was pointing out all the floor tile grout lines that needed extra cleaning! That's why we were on our hands and knees! Honest!!

Posted by: Guy in painting at August 13, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)

83 That's quite a bustle she's got.
Posted by: Don Black

Is there a bustle in the hedgerow?

Posted by: Miklos has no pot, so no AM Led Zep at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (XOG/m)

84 petrichor is my favorite word.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (KC5Lt)

85 They had planned on going to the beach. They be disappointed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2Cry5)

86 Ahhh…a summer shower, a passing cloud in the relationship. Tension now, unhappy feelings, but it shall pass.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2UJ+q)

87
Is there a bustle in the hedgerow?
Posted by: Miklos has no pot, so no AM Led Zep at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (XOG/m)



In case you don't know.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

88 You know, you rarely see Santiago in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

89 Damn right!
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff

MITTS OFF MY POPOV

bitch

Posted by: *hic* at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (XOG/m)

90 Walter and Skyler White of the 1890s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 09:42 AM (amcLV)

I am the danger!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (MaA4a)

91 lamps don't match, bedding is in the middle of being changed?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:46 AM (aJQbY)

92 Walter and Skyler White of the 1890s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026


***
He's running illegal cigarettes to provide for his family . . . but he'll discover he likes doing it anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

93 26 The orange-ish glow just visible in the fireplace, in summer, suggests that this is somewhere pretty far north. But Rusinol was a Spanish painter, not Russian, so I dunno.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Per my quick research, this is in Paris.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (2UJ+q)

94 89 you can't day drink unless you start early morning.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

95 It's no dogs but I have a horse painting in my nic .

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (KC5Lt)

96 lamps don't match, bedding is in the middle of being changed?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026


***
This could be a room in an inn. They've traveled here for the funeral, which was tiring enough, and now they're stuck inside while it rains.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

97 We should have brought our rubbers.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (0ViWo)

98 Looks like me yesterday. Big plans to trim hedges and mow back lawn. About to go out, sky got dark, thunder, rain in sheets, an inch total. Washout.

Posted by: Maybe Today? at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (JM9I6)

99 You know what they need?

Day-drinking!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Sco7b)


You asked for it. . .

https://tinyurl.com/syvbyk34

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (/+uur)

101 it's a mad dash to the irish pub next to the funeral parlor.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

102 It looks like emotional tension, not great big feelings where a vase gets thrown or something.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (2UJ+q)

103 Caption:

"Sometimes I think I could've been a successful shop owner if only my parents had loved me more. You see, Marie I was the second child. My older sister, Clarice got riding lessons and a pony, She got piano lessons, Marie! and a piano to play upon. My how she would play!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

104 He just told her he prefers men.

So...gay.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (J4Dwc)

105 This could be a room in an inn. They've traveled here for the funeral, which was tiring enough, and now they're stuck inside while it rains.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:48 AM

What, no cable? No WiFi?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

106 He loves the toxic masculinity of football now.

Abdul El-Sayed Challenges Mike Rogers to No-Pads Tackle Football Showdown as Senate Race turns Personal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (ndZc7)

107 Is there a bustle in the hedgerow?
Posted by: Miklos has no pot, so no AM Led Zep at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (XOG/m)


In case you don't know.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
Oh.
[guitar solo]

Posted by: Guy in painting about to rock out at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)

108 lamps don't match, bedding is in the middle of being changed?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026


***
A lot of Western Europe, even aside from the Scandinavian countries, is at pretty high latitudes. Winnipeg is at the same latitude. Europe gets the Gulf Stream for warmth, but if it didn't it would be pretty wintry most of the year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

109 Not that I have ever thrown a vase at someone. Though in retrospect, there were a few moments where that would have been entirely appropriate.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (2UJ+q)

110
There once was a lady named Bauer
Said, "This might take me more than an hour.
Everything reeks,
It's been 52 weeks.
Now it's time for my yearly summer shower!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (I0N4X)

111 She caught him taking a shower with the maid.
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)


There's an old Punch cartoon from the early 1900s that shows a mother gesturing to the governess and telling her daughter to kiss her goodnight.

"I won't," says the daughter. "She slaps people's faces when they try to kiss her."

"Oh, such nonsense!"

"It's true, Mama. Just ask Papa."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (qRla/)

112 You asked for it. . .

https://tinyurl.com/syvbyk34
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

MURICA

Posted by: Miklos only day drinks from Nostalgia at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (XOG/m)

113 Leonard Cohen was Radical Chic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (JvZF+)

114 it's a mad dash to the irish pub next to the funeral parlor.
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

Do they serve Flaming Dr. Peppers?

Posted by: Count de Monet remembers at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (wVcYX)

115 What, no cable? No WiFi?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

No WNBA!
Was life even worth living?

I just checked Instagram.
WNBA 3.7 million followers.
Lol...sad

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (Sco7b)

116 Is that 1890s Bill and Hillary?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM (MaA4a)

117 Caption (con't)

"I wanted a ukulele, you see. A ukulele I could play along with my sister, Clarice.

But, my parents...my parents never loved me enough to buy me that ukulele. My dreams were shattered.

They bought me a kazoo instead.

Oh, what bitter music it played....*weeps*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:53 AM (iJfKG)

118 The lamps on the mantle are nice. Not as lovely as Franz Kessler's work, but interesting.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (2ap+5)

119 Trump changed Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America through sheer force of will. A funnel pointing slightly more west could divert the Gulf Stream to Greenland, away from western Europe, freezing the lefties out. It's all part of the plan.

Posted by: March Of The Penguins at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)

120 116 Is that 1890s Bill and Hillary?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:52 AM

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

121 A lot of Western Europe, even aside from the Scandinavian countries, is at pretty high latitudes. Winnipeg is at the same latitude. Europe gets the Gulf Stream for warmth, but if it didn't it would be pretty wintry most of the year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
----
Yep. For context, Ceuta in northern Morocco is about the same latitude as Memphis, TN.

Just about everything in Europe is north of Memphis, in other words.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)

122 Leonard Cohen was Radical Chic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:52

He was one of those dudes who's talented AF, but still sucks buttcheeks, anyway.

"Everybody Knows" was his only cool song.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (BI5O2)

123 Not that I have ever thrown a vase at someone. Though in retrospect, there were a few moments where that would have been entirely appropriate.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:51 AM (2UJ+q)

In your Flower Power years

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (iABCo)

124 My darling, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Posted by: That guy at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (MWfyi)

125 104 i knew it!

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (Bep7s)

126 Now it's time for my yearly summer shower!"
Posted by: muldoon

One Saturday per year, if I need it or not

Posted by: Miklos thought his doctor's appointment was yesterday at August 13, 2026 09:56 AM (XOG/m)

127 Comment from Reddit on a discussion about density.

“ US is very poorly managed in rural areas.

Here in Switzerland the small villages in the middle of nowhere have everything and are an amazing place to live. I have 10gbit fiber internet, train, bus, poste office, school, restaurants and a super market in a village of 1000 habitants in the middle of a valley away from the cities.”

This guy thinks having internet, a school, a supermarket and some restaurants in a small town doesn’t exist in the US. Lol

Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)

128 110 "mmnnnh! has it been a year already?"

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (Bep7s)

129 Every other news item on the Fox News site is about a black man or illegal killing another white person. Shits getting out of hand.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (KC5Lt)

130 my kids are named petrichor and geosmin.
Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)


"Buggy" and "Hen" then?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (rbvCR)

131
To me, Leonard Cohen was one of those people who became famous after they died. Never heard of him, never heard anything by him. Then he died and all you heard about was how fabulous he was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (NrCWn)

132 *Just about everything in Europe is north of Memphis, in other words.*

Stuck inside of Milan, with the Minsk blues again.

Posted by: Dylan at August 13, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

133
Per my quick research, this is in Paris.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:47 AM (2UJ+q)



Ah, so he's homo and she has grooming issues........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:58 AM (2YhKe)

134 114 chartreuse.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

135 129 Every other news item on the Fox News site is about a black man or illegal killing another white person. Shits getting out of hand.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM


Yoo-hoo.

Posted by: The OFF button at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

136 The painting is evocative of a mood, just not an interesting scene. Not sure where you would hang it at home although it would do well in an exhibit. But I like the style with its detail, use of color, and how it captures a slow rainy day.

I looked at some of his other paintings on his Wiki page. I am impressed, especially his landscapes. He manages to give that glow like a Maxfield Parrish painting. I suspect polynikes would like his style. (Wild guess on my part.)

Posted by: JTB at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

137 Not that I have ever thrown a vase at someone. Though in retrospect, there were a few moments where that would have been entirely appropriate.

Posted by: Piper

Do people who throw vases pronounce it vases or vahzes?

Posted by: Miklos adheres to protocol at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (XOG/m)

138 My parents loved Leonard Cohen. I remember they used to play his records all the time circa late 80s early 90s.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (7xx4i)

139 Not that I have ever thrown a vase at someone.

-
It seems Maine's squeaky clean substitute candidate Troy Jackson has a few skeletons in his closet.

https://tinyurl.com/4dtjr3mp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

140
Leonard Cohen was Radical Chic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:52

He was one of those dudes who's talented AF, but still sucks buttcheeks, anyway.

"Everybody Knows" was his only cool song.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 09:55 AM (BI5O2)



Well, to be fair, Ol' Lenny was banging Rebecca De Mornay in her prime.


you gotta give him credit for that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:00 AM (iJfKG)

141 117 when they were early teens we took a bunch of neighborhood kids to valpo with atwo picnic tables covered in firearms. after sunset by the bonfire, boy broke out a ukele. it was kind of unusual.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

142 To me, Leonard Cohen was one of those people who became famous after they died. Never heard of him, never heard anything by him. Then he died and all you heard about was how fabulous he was.

The Robyn Hitchcock rule.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2026 10:01 AM (qRla/)

143 Do people who throw vases pronounce it vases or vahzes?
Posted by: Miklos adheres to protocol at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM

"Ashtray."

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at August 13, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Well, to be fair, Ol' Lenny was banging Rebecca De Mornay in her prime.


you gotta give him credit for that.
Posted by: naturalfake

he did it from love..hehehe

Posted by: Big brother Chet from Wierd Science at August 13, 2026 10:02 AM (XOG/m)

145 Yoo-hoo.
Posted by: The OFF button at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

Don't understand the attempted snark but like the effort.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (KC5Lt)

146 122 hallelujah
joni and janis not exactly israeli supermodels, and janis was unconcho, woke up looking for a beer to wash down some 'ludes.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (Bep7s)

147
Clarice's Kid Brother - a limerick

There once was a fellow named Bailey
Who played his kazoo nearly daily
But the tunes he played were sad
'Cause ever since he was a lad
He'd wished his folks had bought a ukulele

Posted by: muldoon at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (I0N4X)

148 Victorians did tend to wear a lot of black. Supposedly my great grandmother wore black for decades after her husband died, so maybe these people are together after a funeral and they're not mad with each other at all, just in grief .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (rHgXV)

149 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. He's telling her he's found another woman. She's telling him the same thing.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:04 AM (2WIwB)

150 Caption:

"Well, Marie, as Leonard Cohen often says:

And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the harbor
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers

There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror

And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind

I often think of this as I watch the hummingbirds flit about our honeysuckle arbor."

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

151 130 first cousins.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)

152 135 hardest i will laugh today. maybe.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

153 Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)



2030 is supposed to be Spain, Morocco and Portugal with opening matches in South America, which might be problematic if Pain falls to the invaders, then the will do the openers and main play in Argentina and Chile.


2036 will be Saudi Arabia, but 2038 is not assigned yet, the US could put the games in completely different stadiums from last time just to rub it in,

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (rbvCR)

154 Clarice's Kid Brother - a limerick

There once was a fellow named Bailey
Who played his kazoo nearly daily
But the tunes he played were sad
'Cause ever since he was a lad
He'd wished his folks had bought a ukulele
Posted by: muldoon at August 13, 2026 10:03 AM (I0N4X)


Ha! Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (iJfKG)

155 "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:06 AM (iABCo)

156 >It seems Maine's squeaky clean substitute candidate Troy Jackson has a few skeletons in his closet.
-----------
His wife's also his cousin?!

*snickers in West Virginian hillbilly*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 10:07 AM (2Cry5)

157

"I found the complimentary breakfast....unexceptional. Do not book Best Western Paris Centrale ever again, Gerard"

Posted by: Miklos has points with people though at August 13, 2026 10:07 AM (XOG/m)

158 Posted by: JTB at August 13, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

I do because he uses just a level more of chroma and color than a photorealistic rendering. I always prefer a painterly rendition than a photorealistic one. Though I greatly admire the skill of photorealism painters.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:09 AM (KC5Lt)

159 Bleah. Just commented on the Morning Report. My last brain cell seems to have skipped town into retirement.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 10:10 AM (OUMaO)

160 127 Comment from Reddit on a discussion about density.

This guy thinks having internet, a school, a supermarket and some restaurants in a small town doesn’t exist in the US. Lol

Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)
------

A LOT of Europeans are very un-worldly and have no idea about the scale of anything outside of Europe, which is comparatively a small place with a lot of smaller places inside it. His "village" is probably the equivalent of a typical American suburb or maybe exurb as far as distance from a major metro. Let this dude find a small town in West Texas then come talk about "poorly managed density."

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:10 AM (oqH4h)

161 She is disappointed in her tip which was only $20 when she thought doing the backdoor rumba was worth at least $50.

Always get your money up front.

Posted by: A Pimp's Love at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (e2lsi)

162 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D.

Privately-funded.

Huh.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)

163 BTW, if you haven't been following Enes Kanter and Royce White's little stunt, you should. It's very funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (BI5O2)

164 No sex please, thank you! We're British.

Posted by: Unwillin' Barkis at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (/G2NI)

165 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D.

Privately-funded.

Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)



They are trying to build their sharia towns everywhere.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)

166 Does Enes thyme with...

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

167 Had the umbrella not yet been discovered?

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (TMF5Z)

168 Baby's got back!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (1z8ji)

169
A LOT of Europeans are very un-worldly and have no idea about the scale of anything outside of Europe

__________

The chattering pseuds, that herd of independent thinkers, just swallows whole whatever ignorant lies their state-run media tell them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (IrNLt)

170 Does Enes thyme with...
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)



.......

Posted by: Enos Strate at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (2YhKe)

171 Had the umbrella not yet been discovered?
Posted by: Weasel

No. Not until Neville Chamberlain became PM.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

172 BTW, if you haven't been following Enes Kanter and Royce White's little stunt, you should. It's very funny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (BI5O2)


The response reminds me of a five year old girl indignantly yelling at a five year old boy, "That's not how you play Make-Believe!"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (rbvCR)

173 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D.

Privately-funded.

Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)

Someone should demand privately funded confessional booths in terminal D.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)

174 167 Had the umbrella not yet been discovered?
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2026 10:13 AM

See comment #29.

Posted by: Dammit, woman! at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

175 Don't stare out the window, take your clothes off and go run around in the garden, both of you.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (sl73Y)

176 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D.

Privately-funded.

Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)


They are trying to build their sharia towns everywhere.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)


That would seem to be unconstitutional.

Placing a religious "utility" within a public airport which is controlled by federal law.

Any moron lawyers care to comment?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)

177 Ahem.
Does Enes RHYME with...

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

178 Foot washing stations should have drains and such.


Seems like a great place to take a leak, especially when the line at the restrooms are long.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

179 Ahem.
Does Enes RHYME with...
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

Every female sports tranny has one.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (KC5Lt)

180 That would seem to be unconstitutional.

Placing a religious "utility" within a public airport which is controlled by federal law.

Any moron lawyers care to comment?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)



There are chapels in terminals.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

181 Out of all four, the summer shower was the enjoyed the most. They made it special by getting soap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (6/7Fs)

182 The response reminds me of a five year old girl indignantly yelling at a five year old boy, "That's not how you play Make-Believe!"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:15 AM (rbvCR)

Both of them are funny. But I think my favorite clip so far is Kanter signing his declaration in front of a painting of George Washington, and wearing a "Pay Women" t-shirt.

Dead. I'm daad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:18 AM (BI5O2)

183
But if someone wanted to put a Cross somewhere in an airport, the anti-religious hate bigots would be in court right away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 10:18 AM (O0L8i)

184 Seems like a great place to take a leak, especially when the line at the restrooms are long.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

--------

Or even a dump, for the extroverts among us.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:18 AM (6/7Fs)

185 144 sounds like some risque bidnis

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

186 *That would seem to be unconstitutional.

Placing a religious "utility" within a public airport which is controlled by federal law.*
++++++

"The Interfaith Chapel at Washington Dulles International Airport offers a quiet oasis away from the rush and demands of travel and work. All persons are welcome - from employees who come for a few minutes break, to passengers and other visitors who feel the need to pray and to read. The Chapel is open 24 hours daily."

Posted by: Random example at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

187
There are chapels in terminals.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)


But, they're non-denominational.

They make a huge point of that. You won't find any particular religious iconography there.

They're more like "quiet rooms".

Foot-washing stations are strictly for muslim use.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

188 The logical position the WNBA should take is that fully transitioned female transgenders are allowed in the WNBA.

That would immediately make the problem go away because there are no fake women competing in female sports willing to cut off their dick and balls.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (KC5Lt)

189 We'll need a small room for our snakes.

Posted by: The Pentecostal Holiness Alliance at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

190
Foot-washing stations are strictly for muslim use.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

_________

I can't get a pedicure?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 10:23 AM (O0L8i)

191 Foot-washing stations are strictly for muslim use.
Posted by: naturalfake

What about Foot-Washing Baptists?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

192 150 "... and dear margaret remembers that for me"

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

193 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D.


Good!
Excellent!
Now we know where they'll all be gathered.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (2WIwB)

194 Summer shower,1891
Santiago Rusinol

I like it. Captures the current and recent past summers in SE PA. Hot and humid, absolutely miserable unless one can escape... perhaps to the shore or Pocono mountains. (Pass on the latter if relatively normal).

The artist has a lovely and extensive body of work.

Wikipedia, in part: Santiago Rusiñol, (Spanish: Barcelona 25 February 1861 – Aranjuez 13 June 1931) was a Spanish painter, poet, journalist, collector and playwright. He was one of the leaders of the Catalan modernisme movement. [2] He created more than a thousand paintings and wrote numerous works in Spanish and Catalan.

Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 10:25 AM (NFX2v)

195 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D. Privately-funded. Huh.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)

Put it next to the pulled pork BBQ shop.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 13, 2026 10:25 AM (3Ope8)

196 What about Foot-Washing Baptists?
Posted by: Bulg

Count me in, Bubba

*burp*

I can smoke in here right?

Posted by: Beer Drinking Foot Washing Baptists at August 13, 2026 10:27 AM (XOG/m)

197 What about Foot-Washing Baptists?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

They would do that in the context of worship service usually for Lent before the Last Supper service , remembering-as you know Jesus' washing of his disciples feet- not in an airport

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 10:27 AM (xPsv8)

198 Foot-washing stations are strictly for muslim use.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 10:19 AM

But what if my support doggie rolled in some poo? A quick cleaning won't bother anyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 10:28 AM (2WIwB)

199 166 brother of elvis the pelvis.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:28 AM (Bep7s)

200 176 Muslim foot-washing stations coming to DFW Terminal D.
Privately-funded.
Huh.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)


It'll serve as a nice memorial one day.....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 10:29 AM (Sco7b)

201 2030 is supposed to be Spain, Morocco and Portugal

Do you think the human traffickers have that circled on their calendars?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2026 10:29 AM (TmQh+)

202 Nice. Kind of boring, but nice.

'I say, My Dear. Would you fancy a snog?'

'No, Reginald- I have a headache.'

'Very good, madam.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2026 10:29 AM (Y/06r)

203 178 "way ahead of ya"

Posted by: arnold ziffel at August 13, 2026 10:30 AM (Bep7s)

204 What about Foot-Washing Baptists?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

What, the emotional support snakes aren't enough?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 10:31 AM (P2Dqx)

205 Before Viagra, women discretely called these moments Summer Showers.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 13, 2026 10:31 AM (wGerL)

206 Seems like a great place to take a leak, especially when the line at the restrooms are long.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

As a Man, the World is my urinal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2026 10:32 AM (Y/06r)

207
That would immediately make the problem go away because there are no fake women competing in female sports willing to cut off their dick and balls.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (KC5Lt)

It makes one problem go away but it amplifies the political and social one which involves "you are what you think you are and society is forced to bow down" - otherwise they might send the wrong message to "the children".

Imagine the WNBA telling a boy he's in fact not a girl because he doesn't have the requisite parts? Indoctrination evaporates. What a palaver.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:32 AM (iABCo)

208 178 Foot washing stations should have drains and such.


Seems like a great place to take a leak, especially when the line at the restrooms are long.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

========

The concern would be the havoc wreaked on pristine Christian penises by the filthy, fetid foot fungus of the average muslim.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (2ap+5)

209 That's a right nice spittoon ya'll got

Bet I can hit it from way over here

Posted by: Beer Drinking Foot Washing Baptists at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (XOG/m)

210 Kindness will win! Everybody else can go to hell!

Posted by: Lesbian WNBA Head Coach at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (e2lsi)

211 His "village" is probably the equivalent of a typical American suburb or maybe exurb as far as distance from a major metro

-

Yeah it’s hard to be far away from a city in Europe. Like even major cities are practically suburbs of each other . For example Cologne, Düsseldorf, Dortmund and Bonn which are thought of as 4 cities in Germany are basically one metro area With a lot of “villages” in between that are just suburbs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (7xx4i)

212 The logical position the WNBA should take is that fully transitioned female transgenders are allowed in the WNBA.

That would immediately make the problem go away because there are no fake women competing in female sports willing to cut off their dick and balls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 10:22 AM (KC5Lt)


For argument's sake - please define "fully transitioned"?

Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:35 AM (S0M0K)

213 191. What about Foot-Washing Baptists?
Posted by: Bulg

😠 Uh-oh.

What of the foot-washing ceremony in the Roman Catholic Church that takes place during the Mass of the Lord's Supper on Maundy Thursday, which opens the Easter Triduum?

We're not going back to two weeks of "religion wars" are we? 😢

Posted by: An almost fine Baptist at August 13, 2026 10:35 AM (NFX2v)

214 You think you're not happy now? Wait until we get approval for the call-to-prayer being cast over DFW terminal speakers five times per day.

Posted by: CAIR-Texas at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (J4Dwc)

215 Country Joe McDonald was Janis Joplin's beau, but he had broken up with her before she died. I think her heroin addiction had much to do with that.

Posted by: Pale Horse at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (JM9I6)

216 Gun Owners of America (GOA), along with lead plaintiff Silencer Shop, made history tonight as GOA members Brandon Herrera and Wes Virdell lawfully acquired suppressors without complying with the currently enjoined registration requirements of the National Firearms Act of 1934. -- Zero Hedge

Brandon Herrera was involved, of course!

https://tinyurl.com/4cdf8pce




https://tinyurl.com/4cdf8pce

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (rbvCR)

217 For argument's sake - please define "fully transitioned"?
Posted by: Doof

And from what?

Posted by: Miklos' DIY wings don't work so good at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (XOG/m)

218 206 mom still says "handy picnic item"

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

219 If a man has to meet specific bodily requirements to compete in the WNBA it exposes the lie and damages the cause. Why should you or anyone anywhere get to choose any pronouns that don't match your parts, and force others to abide. The WNBA would essentially be assigning pronouns to people. Whoops...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (iABCo)

220 The foot washing station can be used as a urinal and for garbage overflow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (O5BzH)

221 Country Joe McDonald was Janis Joplin's beau, but he had broken up with her before she died. I think her heroin addiction had much to do with that.
Posted by: Pale Horse

Didn't she date Bill Bennett at one point?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

222 "Here in Switzerland the small villages in the middle of nowhere"

Der Schweis isn't big enough to have a middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 10:38 AM (DZ9Lv)

223 208 the radiator shop in waukegan's marquis has said "a great place to take a leak" for decades. it's right next to the bait shop/ taco stand. really.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)

224 What, the emotional support snakes aren't enough?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 10:31 AM (P2Dqx)


Please. That is some sects of Pentecostals, and Selma Hayek, of course

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (rbvCR)

225 What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?

Wesbians.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)

226 Der Schweis isn't big enough to have a middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 10:38 AM (DZ9Lv)
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It's smaller than Massachusetts by a considerable margin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (amcLV)

227 212 half of brain removed

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

228 221 Country Joe McDonald was Janis Joplin's beau, but he had broken up with her before she died. I think her heroin addiction had much to do with that.
Posted by: Pale Horse

Didn't she date Bill Bennett at one point?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

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Before or after her affair with Jason Arday?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:40 AM (6/7Fs)

229 Ask yourself this: what if you were a promising Division I player, you blew out your shoulder, and missed the NBA Draft back in '18? You never got in pro shape again, because of the pain pills and other drugs, but you're still in good shape.

You're stuck in a garden-level apartment with little or no work, listening to internet weirdos tell you that becoming a chick is a sweet hustle.

Why not chop 'em off? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

230 Der Schweis isn't big enough to have a middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

You know what would be cool? If the size of countries was based, not on the area inside their borders, but on their actual surface area, as if they were flattened out. Switzerland would become a lot bigger if you included the surface area of all those mountains.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

231 Comment from Reddit on a discussion about density.

“ US is very poorly managed in rural areas.

Here in Switzerland the small villages in the middle of nowhere have everything and are an amazing place to live. I have 10gbit fiber internet, train, bus, poste office, school, restaurants and a super market in a village of 1000 habitants in the middle of a valley away from the cities.”

This guy thinks having internet, a school, a supermarket and some restaurants in a small town doesn’t exist in the US. Lol

Remember those videos of Europeans being shocked by American during the World Cup? We need a lot more of them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:57 AM (7xx4i)


Commenter is unaware that Switzerland is roughly the size of LA (the city, not the state).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

232 Country Joe McDonald was Janis Joplin's beau, but he had broken up with her before she died. I think her heroin addiction had much to do with that.

Posted by: Pale Horse at August 13, 2026 10:36 AM (JM9I6)


Apparently Joplin was promiscuous, and less than fastidious in her personal hygiene.

Lovely combination.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (l4RKn)

233 Before or after her affair with Jason Arday?
Posted by: Cicero

Bitch thought she could take my man.

Non! Rien de rien!

Posted by: Edith Piaf at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (XOG/m)

234 Yeah it’s hard to be far away from a city in Europe. Like even major cities are practically suburbs of each other . For example Cologne, Düsseldorf, Dortmund and Bonn which are thought of as 4 cities in Germany are basically one metro area With a lot of “villages” in between that are just suburbs.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:33 AM (7xx4i)
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Yep. Hamburg to Frankfurt is about the same as Dallas to San Antonio. These people have no idea just how large the US is, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:43 AM (oqH4h)

235 Country Dick Montana > Country Joe McDonald.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 10:43 AM (XvL8K)

236 Commenter is unaware that Switzerland is roughly the size of LA (the city, not the state).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)


Uh...not really.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 10:44 AM (l4RKn)

237 Commenter is unaware that Switzerland is roughly the size of LA (the city, not the state).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
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LA County is ~4000 sq mi. Switzerland is ~16000 sq mi.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:45 AM (amcLV)

238 The Greater Los Angeles combined statistical area spans 33,954 square miles

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:46 AM (oqH4h)

239 For argument's sake - please define "fully transitioned"?
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2026 10:35 AM (S0M0K)


Possessing no Y chromosome.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

240 234 my cousin flew in from kronberg and drove a rental from midwest to left coast. his eyes were alot larger when he got back here.
his dad would always balk and kvetch at the thought of driving me to dusseldorf to see his wife's brothers.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

241 Saying that Los Angeles is only Los Angeles county is like saying Houston is only Harris County.

Posted by: ballistic at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (oqH4h)

242 35 He wants a blow. She's not willing.
Posted by: Sponge
___________

Or she's disappointed with his latest effort.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:36 AM (XvL8K)

She's a tranny and he's gay?

Posted by: Weirdos and preverts at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (TbWk/)

243 236 Commenter is unaware that Switzerland is roughly the size of LA (the city, not the state).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

Uh...not really.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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With traffic, LA seems bigger.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)

244 Spring shower, summer shower, autumn shower. Winter is too cold to bathe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 10:48 AM (l3cgK)

245 She's a tranny and he's gay?
Posted by: Weirdos and preverts
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Perverts in the Victorian age were expected to be discreet. Not marching in Pride parades.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)

246 his dad would always balk and kvetch at the thought of driving me to dusseldorf to see his wife's brothers.


Why would anyone drive anywhere to see his wife's brothers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:49 AM (o5Cl5)

247 Commenter is unaware that Switzerland is roughly the size of LA (the city, not the state).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
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LA County is ~4000 sq mi. Switzerland is ~16000 sq mi.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:45 AM (amcLV)


Fine. Roughly four times the size of one city. I hope you and CBD are happy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 10:50 AM (ExV1e)

248 Perverts in the Victorian age were expected to be discreet. Not marching in Pride parades.
Posted by: whig

Ah

The whole Stiff Upper Lip thing

Posted by: Now Miklos understands at August 13, 2026 10:51 AM (XOG/m)

249 246 it wasn't the distance? gas prices were the same, but it was for a liter.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

250 Fine. Roughly four times the size of one city. I hope you and CBD are happy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

To be fair, LA county has more illegal immigrants that the population of Switzerland.

Posted by: Miklos for the Record at August 13, 2026 10:52 AM (XOG/m)

251 You're stuck in a garden-level apartment with little or no work, listening to internet weirdos tell you that becoming a chick is a sweet hustle.
Why not chop 'em off? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Why chop 'em off? Kip and Henry didn't.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (DZ9Lv)

252 his dad would always balk and kvetch at the thought of driving me to dusseldorf to see his wife's brothers.

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And they were named Rolf.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (amcLV)

253 If you really like attention the best way to get it here is to get a fact even slightly wrong. You will get plenty!

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (iABCo)

254 What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?

Wesbians.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 13, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:53 AM (2YhKe)

255 The silly slap dance with the feathered hat and leather shorts with suspenders that all Alpen-folk do is just plain silly.

Posted by: Lenny Lederhosen at August 13, 2026 10:54 AM (JM9I6)

256 Ah

The whole Stiff Upper Lip thing
Posted by: Now Miklos understands
======
Respectability was everything when the wife was doing the gardener and the husband a child Victorian era prostitute.

Every generation believes they have discovered new sins, but as Ecclesiastes says, there is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:54 AM (E4rtv)

257 And they were named Rolf.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Thorough but painful masseurs

Posted by: Miklos avoids at August 13, 2026 10:54 AM (XOG/m)

258 The silly slap dance with the feathered hat and leather shorts with suspenders that all Alpen-folk do is just plain silly.

They have lots of time to practice because they're not driving long distances looking for a supermarket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:55 AM (o5Cl5)

259
Apparently Joplin was promiscuous, and less than fastidious in her personal hygiene.

Lovely combination.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2026 10:42 AM (l4RKn)



I saw Stanky Pussy open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2015.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

260 Why would anyone drive anywhere to see his wife's brothers?
Posted by: Cicero
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In other words, uncles.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)

261 I drove 2 hrs each way last weekend to play golf. Same day there and back.

For a Europoor that’s a week vacation with SO MUCH DRIVING!!

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (7xx4i)

262 I saw Stanky Pussy open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2015.
Posted by: Sponge
=======
Not only first! but you really get around Sponge.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (E4rtv)

263 Are there any notorious sports trannies that have had the full junkotomy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (1z8ji)

264 252 rheinhardt and ingoldt

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (Bep7s)

265 214 You think you're not happy now? Wait until we get approval for the call-to-prayer being cast over DFW terminal speakers five times per day.

Posted by: CAIR-Texas

Because almost all major U.S. airports are publicly owned by city or regional governments, the airport management governs the leases, footprint, and policies of the chapel. They treat chapels as leased or designated operational spaces, not self-governing sanctuaries.

Because airports are nonpublic forums, airport authorities regularly step in to regulate or alter chapel use based on safety, crowd control, and structural neutrality.

Legally, the doors cannot be locked or restricted to exclude the public, thus U.S. Rep. Chip Roy's inquiry.

While a chapel may be located deep past a TSA checkpoint, the space itself remains entirely under the jurisdiction of the municipal airport authority, which balances travelers' religious freedom with terminal safety and operational flow.

TSA's only involvement is ensuring that anyone entering a chapel located on the airside (post-security) has been successfully screened.

Posted by: CAIR - NJ & Minnesota & PA at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

266 Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 10:56 AM (7xx4i)

She plays golf?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

267 In other words, uncles.
Posted by: whig

Well, uncles once removed

Posted by: Miklos knows Southern Genealogy to a T at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (XOG/m)

268 Why would anyone drive anywhere to see his wife's brothers?
Posted by: Cicero
=====
In other words, uncles.


In our part of the country they call them "brothers-in-law."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (o5Cl5)

269 263 Are there any notorious sports trannies that have had the full junkotomy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like a job for the FBI to investigate deeply.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (E4rtv)

270 Why would anyone drive anywhere to see his wife's brothers?"

Brothers wives, OTOH...

/insert relative humidity joke here

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 10:57 AM (cGjQu)

271 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I nominated you for press sec yesterday because I thought your resume included a hypothetical "idea" to bar the doors and set fire to the place. I don't remotely advocate that kind of thing but I admire your spunk. Then again I don't want to put words in your mouth.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 10:58 AM (iABCo)

272 Momma Cass smelled of low tide and flour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 10:58 AM (O5BzH)

273 In our part of the country they call them "brothers-in-law."
Posted by: Cicero

Wut? Is this the original poster doing I am my own grandpa shtick?

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 10:59 AM (E4rtv)

274 266 just balls and holes.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

275 Switzerland would become a lot bigger if you included the surface area of all those mountains."

Alaska
Texas
West Virginia

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (cGjQu)

276 I hope we get another babe for the new Press Secretary.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

277 272 Momma Cass smelled of low tide and flour.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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I can just imagine the biopic in Smellovision. Thanks for that monstrous suggestion.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)

278 I hope we get another babe for the new Press Secretary.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)



Trump tends to surround himself with them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

279 274 266 just balls and holes.
Posted by: cmeat

You forgot counting strokes.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)

280 272 a protege of grace slick.

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

281 Monkey Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (O5BzH)

282 I drove 2 hrs each way last weekend to play golf. Same day there and back."

The visiting Brits freaked over driving to Austin. And back.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (cGjQu)

283 >>Are there any notorious sports trannies that have had the full junkotomy?

I think the tennis tranny from back in the 70s which kind of started this whole thing did. Forget her name. Dr.-something.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (J4Dwc)

284 Implied bewbs only. Very bad art.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (XMAAx)

285 275 nepal

Posted by: cmeat at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (Bep7s)

286 Monkey Up!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (VkY89)

287 278 I hope we get another babe for the new Press Secretary.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)


Trump tends to surround himself with them.
Posted by: Sponge
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They can be a lot harder edged than males in the same position and get away with it.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)

288 Trump tends to surround himself with them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They let you do it

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (XOG/m)

289 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

290 Are there any notorious sports trannies that have had the full junkotomy?

I think the tennis tranny from back in the 70s which kind of started this whole thing did. Forget her name. Dr.-something.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:02 AM (J4Dwc)
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Renee Richards.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (XMAAx)

291 Right, previously known as Dr. Dick Raskind.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 11:07 AM (J4Dwc)

292 Renee Richards.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (XMAAx)

291 Right, previously known as Dr. Dick Raskind.
Posted by: one hour sober

I can tell a story about that, if asked later

Posted by: Miklos recalls at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (XOG/m)

293 Renee Richards.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2026 11:03 AM (XMAAx)

He was so bad that no one cared.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)

294 Noon news

CBC - Fat bastard subhuman piece of shit Ford hopes AI will bring Ontario billions of bucks

MS Now - Epstein files - that never gets old

CNN - inflation cools, gas orices high 82 days to midterm

FoxNews - WNBA - dudes joining, also the ghetto apes

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:07 PM (Sco7b)

295 Anyone here?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 12:19 PM (Sco7b)

296 Karine Jean-Pierre left some pretty tiny shoes to fill.

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at August 13, 2026 02:05 PM (RRQTN)

297 And this is their 'Happy Time' … imagine the rest of the day.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 13, 2026 02:56 PM (ayRl+)

The Morning Report — 8/ 13 /26

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Good morning kids. So now that the dust is settling after yesterday's Democrat primary results here in Wisconsin that saw the rabid, evil leftist Francesca Hong go down to defeat, first something reeks to high heaven like moldering limburger.


Republicans, however, suspected that the winning tactic was that Democrats in states in which they controlled elections legalized election fraud with mail-in voting, ballot harvesting, and the abandonment of voter ID. In addition, Trump supporters looked at data from the six states in which, for the first time in election history, vote counting stopped for hours, only to resume with Trump’s lead destroyed and Biden suddenly winning. The data look suspicious.

Wisconsin was one of those swing states. Looking at how Francesca Hong lost yesterday, there’s an eerie similarity between her loss and Trump’s in 2020.

Whether she legitimately lost or the powers that be rigged it in favor of her opponent. Let's take a gander at the "winner" Crowley.

David Crowley, the Milwaukee County executive who pulled off a stunning upset over the summer’s socialist surge, has blamed systemic racism for police shootings, opposed legislation to protect law enforcement, and declared Wisconsin the worst place in America to raise a black child.

In August 2020, Crowley went all-in on the Black Lives Matter narrative surrounding the domestic disturbance call that ended with the officer-involved shooting of Jacob Blake. The then-29-year-old, who had a felony warrant out for his arrest, was armed with a knife and was attempting to get into the driver’s seat of an SUV when he was shot seven times, triggering widespread unrest in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and setting the stage for the later acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse. . . Before the so-called “summer of love” in 2020, the Democratic gubernatorial nominee also opposed “Blue Lives Matter“ legislation that would’ve added law enforcement officers to the state’s hate crime protected categories, saying the proposal “only furthers the divide between the urban communities and police that serve them.”

Okay, either the electorate legitimately or the Democrat Party leaders swapped out the candidate who advocated abolishing Thanksgiving and the 4th of July for someone who insists the nation is a racist white-supremacist police state intent on the genocide of colored people of color.

However you slice it, all the Democrats succeeded in doing was changing their name from Hyman to Seymour. In the last analysis is Crowley really any less toxic/palatable to the general public (if that is the Democrats' actual concern) than Hong?

Their quest for the seeming holy grail of being perceived as moderate continues...

The ‘moderate Democrat’ is a campaign myth meant to deceive voters into electing leftists.. . Crowley may be less radical than Hong, but being less radical than a racist, anti-American Marxist doesn’t make you a moderate. On unions, wages, abortion, and immigration, Crowley’s positions are decidedly left-wing. The only real big distinction is he hasn’t said he hates Thanksgiving or called for abolishing the Senate.

But what the press and even regular people are doing is allowing Democrats to redefine “moderate” to mean basically anyone standing even half a step to the right of their most extreme member. Once the standard is set, the entire “moderate” claim becomes merely a campaign myth meant to deceive voters into electing an actual leftist who cosplays as a moderate but will still deliver Democrats’ overall left-wing policy goals.

Moderates would be the Nazis who favored Gas chambers and crematoria over the mass shootings into mass graves by the Einsatzgruppen.

Speaking of a prolonged and festering stench from Wisconsin...

On Wednesday’s broadcast of Bloomberg’s “Balance of Power,” Rep. Mark Pocan (D-WI) responded to fears that Democrats are moving too far to the left by saying that “Republicans have loved to use democratic socialist over and over, and now they’re calling us Communists.” And “they don’t understand the definitions of what they’re calling us.”
. . . “I think the Republicans have loved to use democratic socialist over and over, and now they’re calling us Communists. Like, they’ve lost any credibility. They clearly haven’t taken a high school or even a junior high civics class recently, because they don’t understand the definitions of what they’re calling us. But what people do know is they’re paying more out of pocket for goods, because of actions of Donald Trump and the Republicans in Congress.”

We understand very well, you degenerate lying scumbag. Your own mentors/precursors in Marx and Engels defined Socialism as merely the precursor to full on Communism. Democrat/socialism is the precancerous stage to full on Stage Four Terminal Cancer. So the question is, are we as a nation and society in that precancerous stage or what the hell is going on?

Beyond Hong and Crowley, Leftists/Democrats at every level have been shrieking their lungs out about packing the Supreme Court, abolishing the Second and every other amendment and the Constitution itself for years now. Hell, the dead and moldering Ruth Bader Meinhoff Ginsberg proclaimed the South African Constitution as superior to our own, despite the fact of supposedly swearing a sacred oath to uphold the latter in her tenure on the Supreme Court.

The Democrat Party has had a lust for absolute power for over 200 years, to the point of seeking the destruction of this nation as founded in order to acquire and hold onto that power forever.

Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’

Hey, maybe Piker's a moderate and wants to outlaw boomers via gas chambers and not mass shooting. Meh, whatever his reach is it's his words that are horrifyingly reflective of a not insignificant number of our fellow citizens in name only.

So, to sum it all up, I ask what does all this mean? is the Democrat Party really scared that most of America still is sane and repulsed by the views of more and more of their base? Hong, Crowley, Piker et al are bad enough but the Schemers, Bidens, Pelosis, Clintons and all the rest via the things they have supported over the years have no problem with the former, at least until they train their rhetorical and ultimately literal guns on them for not delivering the keys to the kingdom and the head of America as founded to them on a silver platter.

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1 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

2 G'mornin' JJ, and thank you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY)

3 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (jjoN6)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

5 "Lauren Boebert’s Son Arrested on Charges of Child Sexual Exploitation"

What a f'd up family.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi)

6 yeal, lol, how 'bout that "election", huh?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 07:41 AM (VyBeY)

7 something reeks to high heaven like moldering limburger.



I read that as smoldering limburger

Posted by: Spaz kid Miklos at August 13, 2026 07:42 AM (XOG/m)

8 Yo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 07:42 AM (rzEIv)

9 All the comments disappeared for a minute.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (rzEIv)

10 >>colored people of color

Heh

Posted by: one hour sober at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (J4Dwc)

11 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Will Do!

Posted by: Miklos got Breakfast PBR for the whole week at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (XOG/m)

12 demonrats got no worries; tanned, rested, and ready to commit unlimited vote fraud to gain permanent power.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (VyBeY)

13 Most women reach their beauty peak around 15.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (BeyMP)

Thank you JJ hope you are well. Catching up on ONT waiting for this thing, and ran across this unfortunate bit of wisdom.

The fuck???

IMO it's earlier 30's when women usually "peak" but then I do like fully grown women, and to each... I guess... their own... I guess?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (iABCo)

14 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

15 "Lily" Wachowski does not look good as a woman, and he is incredibly stupid if he thinks there would be a big audience for a completely transgender film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (yl+Aq)

16 Who’s Been Destroying Norms?

"But it's (D)ifferent when we do it because (R)easons!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)

17 The left is full of looneys but we have our share on the right too. I think that in general, most people are crazy.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (MWfyi)

18 Yesterday, Hong was winning until, magically, she was losing. It was a familiar story.

--

I believe this crazy lady won her primary, but it was snatched from her by the Democrats for various reasons.

What I really can't determine is what frightens me more...that she could actually be elected or that the fraud it just so institutionalized and common now that we'll never, ever be rid of it. Meaning, of course, that The People have zero election integrity and tptb are going to "elect" whomever they want. It's only getting worse with each election cycle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

19 ‘The Matrix’ Director Lilly Wachowski Bashes Hollywood for Refusing to Fund ‘Wall-to-Wall Trans Cast’ Action Film

Given that 41% of the cast will be dead before filming is done, why would they want to invest?

No, no; don't get up. I'll show myself out.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6)

20 The fuck???

IMO it's earlier 30's when women usually "peak" but then I do like fully grown women, and to each... I guess... their own... I guess?
Posted by: ...

Average LTG Joe comes from an interesting family

Posted by: Miklos suspects at August 13, 2026 07:46 AM (XOG/m)

21 David Crowley, the Milwaukee County executive who pulled off a stunning upset over the summer’s socialist surge, has blamed systemic racism for police shootings, opposed legislation to protect law enforcement, and declared Wisconsin the worst place in America to raise a black child.

~5.9% of the population of Wisconsin is black but the AWFLs will go all-in on suicidal empathy and the idea that blacks should not be held to the same standard as everyone else.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

22 I think the media was doing its biased thing again against the child of a conservative ,because this is apparently the real story :

He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (yl+Aq)

23 Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

My sincere belief is the only reason they cheated against her and not for her is not ideological but that they didn't think they could get her over the finish line in November.

The creepy thing to me is why didn't they do the same against the jihadist in Michigan. Do they think he can "win"? Because I sure as fuck do.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (iABCo)

24 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:49 AM (lrRtF)

25 “People like it,” Wachowski said of the script for the proposed action film. “But they really don’t want to make it because it’s [got a] wall-to-wall trans cast. I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”

There is this place called "Kickstarter" that will fund your dreams of an all trans action movie, dude. If it is as liked as you think it is, it will get funding. It's really that simple.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:50 AM (jjoN6)

26 Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2026 07:48

Oh, a poll from Sienna. I'm totally, absolutely convinced . /s . I live near NYC. He still has support but it's dropping because he's an idiot.

But good try, troll!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:50 AM (yl+Aq)

27 The Dems problem in the same problem they've always had.

They think they just need to tweak the message and the messenger and all will be well. They will usher in a new Golden Age for mankind!

They can never, ever accept that their foundational principles are in error. That their policies always lead to suffering and death.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (FZ29D)

28 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (2Cry5)

29 Morning all
Posted by: rickb223

Jo reggelt, tisztelt Uram!

Persze, Sefton Urnak is

Posted by: Miklos, as if it was yesterday at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (XOG/m)

30 What I really can't determine is what frightens me more...that she could actually be elected or that the fraud it just so institutionalized and common now that we'll never, ever be rid of it. Meaning, of course, that The People have zero election integrity and tptb are going to "elect" whomever they want. It's only getting worse with each election cycle.
Posted by: Lady in Black


We can get rid of the fraud. We did it in Iraq in their first election.

We. Just. Don't. Have. The. Will.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:51 AM (lrRtF)

31 "He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

And then put it on Instagram. No boy genius, that one.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi)

32 Yesterday, Hong was winning until, magically, she was losing.

And she knows enough about how the system works that she conceded, immediately.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

33 24 Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

My sincere belief is the only reason they cheated against her and not for her is not ideological but that they didn't think they could get her over the finish line in November.

The creepy thing to me is why didn't they do the same against the jihadist in Michigan. Do they think he can "win"? Because I sure as fuck do.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (iABCo)


Detroit and environs are now a de facto Islamic caliphate. Also Jocelyn Benson will do her job.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2026 07:54 AM (x0n13)

34 He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit

He can just say that he identified as a girl at the time and he'll be set free.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (jjoN6)

35 Red with rage Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’

--

This country would be well-served if this pig were to fall into a volcano. He's a vile subhuman and evil to the marrow of his bones.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

36 Thinking of Tyler Robinson this morning, and recalling the wisdom of Heavy D and the Boys.

"Check it now hip hip hooray'n, check what I am sayin / You'll be happy like a faggot in jail, when Heav is playin"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (1clWT)

37 He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit



Most every senior in high school is shitting himself right not.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:56 AM (lrRtF)

38 Would the rank and file Democrats oppose, and then tank a radical Muslim candidate running on a similar set of ideas as Hong? Or a Muslim candidate just as insane?

I have doubts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

39 Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.

The only solution is to let them emigrate to a place where they won't be constantly reminded of a situation which none of them have ever experienced.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

40 "The beloved grandmother remained silent, hands clasped in a prayer position when she was killed by doctors."

Well, she was really not THAT beloved.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:57 AM (MWfyi)

41 I saw Outlaw Boomers open for Boomtown Rats back in 86. All those guy have passed away by now.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:58 AM (MWfyi)

42 Who are the Democratic Socialites of America?
Is that like a debutante organization for overweight lesbians with purple hair, sleeve tattoos, and tackle box faces adorned in Che Guevera T shirts?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

43 Red with rage Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’




Bring it goatfucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (lrRtF)

44 Siena University (formerly College) that does polls for publicity

Approximately 2700 students in fall 2026, based on recent declines of 9% per year

Cost of a four year degree about $330,000

Dean is Rashmi H. Assudani






Posted by: Miklos likes to check sources at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (XOG/m)

45 My people used to take their beloved grandmothers out into the woods and leave them there.

Posted by: Heap Big Lizzy Warren at August 13, 2026 08:00 AM (MWfyi)

46 This country would be well-served if this pig were to fall into a volcano.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Just make sure his dog has a home first.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:00 AM (jjoN6)

47 "The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) and former executive Heidi Beirich have been indicted on charges of wire fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering related to secretly funneling donor funds to extremist groups."

These are RICO predicates. Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 08:00 AM (dtajH)

48 Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.

--

If I were a betting person, I would lay down my marker on asking 1000 black students to give a simple biography of who he even was, and they wouldn't know a thing. That is, other than "Stonewall Jackson bad."

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)

49 Who are the Democratic Socialites of America?
Is that like a debutante organization for overweight lesbians with purple hair, sleeve tattoos, and tackle box faces adorned in Che Guevera T shirts?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Chelsea Clinton - Chairpuppy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:01 AM (lrRtF)

50 The most dangerous part of any American city has the street named after MLK junior.

Posted by: But you can't say that out loud at August 13, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

51 The Left Is Coming for Your County Sheriff
---
Not really a surprise. The left has a very strong lock on the law enforcement mechanisms of densely-populated urban areas.

They don't have nearly as strong a lock on law enforcement in counties with much lower population densities.

This is just another strategy to strangle the American people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 08:02 AM (FZ29D)

52 Cost of a four year degree about $330,000

My advice to the youngsters: College is a scam. Make it one in your favor.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:02 AM (jjoN6)

53 Most every senior in high school is shitting himself right not.
Posted by: rickb223

safer play is to just fuck the teachers like all the guys

you can do that when you're 15

Posted by: 18 year old practicl wisdom at August 13, 2026 08:02 AM (XOG/m)

54 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)

55 >Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.
-----

No they won't, because they don't know Stonewall Jackson even existed, much less who he was

I doubt public schools are taking deep dives into Civil War history beyond the issue of slavery

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

56 I think the media was doing its biased thing again against the child of a conservative ,because this is apparently the real story :

He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (yl+Aq)


Most people never read beyond the headline which will be "Rep. Boebert’s son arrested for sexual assault of a minor."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

57 The attacker pulled out three knives during the struggle with officers.
Knife-Wielding Attacker Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar,’ Stabs Police Officers


I just don't care anymore. Don't whine about foreign savages trying to murder people when the same government imports them in by the millions, and rewards them with lavish entitlements and a perpetual Get Out Of Jail card.

And then the retarded population keeps voting in the saboteurs who are profiting off the destruction of any Quality of Life you had or can imagine.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (a3CJ+)

58 Approximately 2700 students in fall 2026, based on recent declines of 9% per year

Cost of a four year degree about $330,000

Posted by: Miklos likes to check sources at August 13, 2026 07:59 AM (XOG/m)
----
If the university I work for was losing 9% enrollment year after year, our Chancellor would be shitting bricks.

I'm guessing they offer nothing more than various grievance studies degrees and charging a premium for that privilege.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (FZ29D)

59 That is, other than "Stonewall Jackson bad."
Posted by: Lady in Black

"The Stonewall riots (also called the Stonewall uprising, rebellion, or simply Stonewall) were a series of spontaneous demonstrations and clashes between members of the LGBTQ+ community and police that began in the early morning hours of June 28, 1969, outside the Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village, New York City."

Posted by: Miklos plays mind games at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (XOG/m)

60 What's with the Brothers Wachowski?

They climb the greasy pole of Hollywood and can get the finest trim, and then they cut their dicks off?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (dtajH)

61 47 "The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) and former executive Heidi Beirich have been indicted on charges of wire fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering related to secretly funneling donor funds to extremist groups."
Posted by: Ignoramus

Michigan Sec State and gubernatorial candidate Jocelyn Benson was on the SPLC board and worked as a secret agent for the organization while starting out, but it's been very quiet around here about that.

Hoping she gets handed an indictment, too.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (Y8DZL)

62 They would hear "Stonewall" and probably think of the fag riots they were taught about in school.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:05 AM (MWfyi)

63 "He is accused of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old girl when he was 18, according to Tyler Boebert’s arrest affidavit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

And then put it on Instagram. No boy genius, that one.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi)


Presumably this is in Colorado? If so...

Colorado’s Romeo and Juliet law, codified under C.R.S. § 18-3-401.3, provides a close-in-age exemption to statutory rape charges for consensual sexual activity between minors and older partners who fall within specific age gaps. While the general age of consent in Colorado is 17, this law allows for legal leniency to prevent the criminalization of relationships between teenagers close in age.

Unless the girl accuses him of rape, I don't see where this has even a remote legal justification.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

64 Morning all. No results yet from Tuesday's interview. Praying to hear good news today or tomorrow.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)

65 How is it in any way plausible that the "radical" Hong would join hands with the establishment five seconds after being so obviously cheated?

I can't even see the Tea Party doing that. Certainly not Trump. Maybe later but right away? And these are supposed to be violent radical purist commies who want to take down the system? I think her behavior fits my WWF theory better than some quick localized incentive or threat. A genuine radical gives no fucks about incentives or threats. That's the whole point of being anti establishment. Suddenly they are pragmatists?

The things Democrats expect their own followers to swallow let alone anyone else are fantastically egregious.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (iABCo)

66 The Stonewall Riots were the day after Gay Icon Judy Garland's funeral. Coincidence?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (dtajH)

67 Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.

This is not the same caliber of people that won the American Revolution or World War Eleven.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (a3CJ+)

68 Rep Mark Pocan WI (D): They clearly haven’t taken a high school or even a junior high civics class recently, because they don’t understand the definitions of what they’re calling us.


You know, he may not be that wrong given the state of education. There was a clearly defined definition back in my day.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (beMHv)

69 "Unless the girl accuses him of rape, I don't see where this has even a remote legal justification.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic "

Probably not. If he had been 17 and 364 days it would be nothing. Still, he's a dumbass for putting it on the internet.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi)

70 I said it yesterday: No such thing as a moderate Dem. Remember 2020, Grandpa Joe was the (literally) empty vessel that could be portrayed as a moderate, then when selected (not elected) the old fool had no idea what was going on and his administration was as radical or more radical than Obama’s. We still don’t know who was operating the levers behind the scenes….

Crowley is as bad as Hong. In MI, El-Sayad is only slightly worse than Stevens…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 08:08 AM (MaA4a)

71 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Your local community college at August 13, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

72 Which brings to mind a line I should have used in HS.

"Hey baby, it's my 18th birthday tomorrow. Let's keep it legal."

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:09 AM (MWfyi)

73 "The beloved grandmother remained silent, hands clasped in a prayer position when she was killed by doctors."

I am trying to get Hillary to go on a canadian vacation this fall. So exciting!

Posted by: Billy Jeff, Pervert In Chief at August 13, 2026 08:09 AM (e2lsi)

74 Probably not. If he had been 17 and 364 days it would be nothing. Still, he's a dumbass for putting it on the internet.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi)


Yes, he's a dumbass, as are most teens, however...

The girl was 17 at the time. The age of consent in Colorado is 17. There's absolutely no basis for statutory rape, even if he were 50. Add in the R&J law and there's even less.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

75 "Still, he's a dumbass for putting it on the internet."

A tale as old as 1998.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)

76 71 Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Your local community college


From the time she was old enough to start thinking about colleges, my friend made it clear to his daughter to start with community college. She has an inheritance that was really good and he would let her live with him while she went to school.

I am happy to say that she listened to him and is in her second year of CC.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:11 AM (jjoN6)

77 Posted by: Billy Jeff, Pervert In Chief

You spelled prevert rong

Posted by: Billy Carter, the only decent one in the whole damn fambly at August 13, 2026 08:11 AM (XOG/m)

78 If I had $300K when I was starting out I think I would have invested in an auto shop instead of college.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:12 AM (MWfyi)

79 Stonewall Jackson actually encouraged literacy for slaves, so that they could read the Bible.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)

80 78 If I had $300K when I was starting out I think I would have invested in an auto shop instead of college.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:12 AM

Hey sailor.

Posted by: Vegas at August 13, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

81 Stonewall Jackson actually encouraged literacy for slaves, so that they could read the Bible.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)


Hence the emotional distress black students would feel.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

82 "Hey sailor.
Posted by: Vegas"

I've never been a gambler. It holds no allure for me.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:18 AM (MWfyi)

83 I've never been a gambler. It holds no allure for me.
Posted by: fd

*nods knowingly*

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at August 13, 2026 08:19 AM (XOG/m)

84 I see my opinions of the news are shared

They would have no idea who Stonewall Jackson was, other than "old dead white guy".

They'd probably mix it up with Margery Stoneman Douglas.

And yes, Hong lost because she was a complete nutjob but mostly because the Dems realized that if she was allowed to win the primary they might as well concede the seat, vs now they have a good chance they think.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 08:20 AM (aJQbY)

85 County Sheriff is the highest elected official, they have enormous power if they choose to exercise it. This has long stuck in the craw of totalitarians. I think ordinarily the idea is to install leftist progressive Sheriffs, but also work to defang the office.

Police departments are a relatively new phenomenon historically. The Sheriff can basically “draft” the citizenry when required, to chase an escaped felon for example. That’s what a posse is about. It’s actually a crime to refuse this. Sort of like jury duty or whatever.

One can sort of predict that a system where enormous amounts of taxpayer money is allocated towards a police department that cannot be effectively used is going to cause people to start asking questions. Although the public school systems, the other half of this compulsory funding operation seems to be chugging along fine, and minting freshly mind laundered agitators at a pretty good clip, so who knows.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (rFdmY)

86 > Most people never read beyond the headline which will be "Rep. Boebert’s son arrested for sexual assault of a minor."
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Someone's looking for a payoff. The case seems... iffy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (2Cry5)

87 It is a good thing that black students never cause distress to anyone.

Posted by: on a positive note at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XOG/m)

88 The problem is, for the most part, Democrats can get their most strident lunatics elected and the GOP can't get pipe hitting Conservatives elected to counter these lunatics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/Pl)

89 88 The problem is, for the most part, Democrats can get their most strident lunatics elected and the GOP can't get pipe hitting Conservatives elected to counter these lunatics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/P

Can't or doesn't want to

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:22 AM (iABCo)

90 they have a good chance they think.
Posted by: RandomDave

I hope you have a good chance too

Posted by: Miklos, fingers crossed at August 13, 2026 08:23 AM (XOG/m)

91 So the Lakers sold for $12 Billion plus. What's a WNBA franchise worth?

Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income at August 13, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)

92 "So why do automakers keep throwing good money after bad?"

We just write it off.

Posted by: GM at August 13, 2026 08:25 AM (MWfyi)

93 While I admire Caroline Leavitt’s decision to leave to care for her kids, I’ll miss seeing that particular piece of eye candy on the screen.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)

94 So the Lakers sold for $12 Billion plus. What's a WNBA franchise worth?
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income


Since the league has lost money every year, they'll pay you $12.95 to take one.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:26 AM (lrRtF)

95 So the Lakers sold for $12 Billion plus. What's a WNBA franchise worth?
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income

WNBA gets half of that, right?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking that's how it works at August 13, 2026 08:26 AM (XOG/m)

96 So the Lakers sold for $12 Billion plus. What's a WNBA franchise worth?

Depends on the current price and how much fuel is in their tour bus.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:26 AM (9Hs2w)

97 While I admire Caroline Leavitt’s decision to leave to care for her kids, I’ll miss seeing that particular piece of eye candy on the screen.
Posted by: Bulg

MAGA MILF

Posted by: Miklos, succinct at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (XOG/m)

98 91 12 billion would probably buy the entire WNBA, with change left over to buy the Pecos League Kinda Professional Baseball organization.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (gm9Sb)

99 I thought MAGA's problem was Trump's felonies, egg prices, gas prices, the war, the reflecting pool...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (iABCo)

100 @89

>>Can't or doesn't want to

Possibly a little bit of both.

And that is the crux of the biscuit of why we are where we are with Socialist Lunatics on the ascendency everywhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:28 AM (XV/Pl)

101 > What's a WNBA franchise worth?
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If enough men, former basketball players who are identifying as women get into the league, the pure entertainment value will probably jack any franchise's worth up a bit.

It's still a silly league. Women thugs. Soon to be joined by male thugs. LMAO

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2026 08:28 AM (2Cry5)

102 What's a WNBA franchise worth?
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20 bucks...

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:28 AM (iABCo)

103 Since the league has lost money every year, they'll pay you $12.95 to take one.
Posted by: rickb223

It is entirely possible that a decent bowling alley is worth more than a WNBA franchise

Posted by: Miklos, here for the beer and maybe a score at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (XOG/m)

104 So, apparently, the issue in the Boebert son case is that he was stupid enough to video the event and, since she was 17, that makes it child porn. Which he then posted online, making it dissemination of child porn.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

105 The WSJ is garbage now. Maybe it always was? William Galston has a piece up.. I don’t know what it’s supposed to be: opinion, editorial, essay, historical description…. But it’s a weasel-worded thing that seems to want to say that Israel’s gone too far in response to 10/7, but won’t come right out and say it… and a few backhand swipes at Netanyahu. What is wrong with these people?? 10/7 was an act of war and everything that flowed from that has been the FO part of FAFO for Hamas. Gazans overwhelmingly approved of 10/7…. So FO. Galston is a retard

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (MaA4a)

106 MAGA MILF

Posted by: Miklos, succinct at August 13, 2026 08:27 AM (XOG/m

No relation to Mega Maid

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (iABCo)

107 94 While I admire Caroline Leavitt’s decision to leave to care for her kids, I’ll miss seeing that particular piece of eye candy on the screen.
Posted by: Bulg

I think she will run for Congress again from NH, then governor, then run for President when she is old enough. She is 28 now.

Posted by: Nostrildamus.... at August 13, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)

108 Baby Gabriel has been born and is “on the path” to the Hershey highway to the old dirt road.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 13, 2026 08:30 AM (S32xh)

109 Why don't lesbians and frilly men just do Lingerie Football?

Posted by: Miklos, unable to answer at August 13, 2026 08:30 AM (XOG/m)

110 108 - Did you get a load of the parents' names of that poor Baby Gabriel? Gees.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 08:31 AM (2noDb)

111 Hey, Miklos. Good to see you.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

112 It is entirely possible that a decent bowling alley is worth more than a WNBA franchise
Posted by: Miklos


I'd definitely pay more for a bowling alley than a WNBA franchise.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (lrRtF)

113 So the Lakers sold for $12 Billion plus. What's a WNBA franchise worth?
Posted by: Nana, On A Very Fixed Income at August 13, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)

After being sold for $10B less than 2 years ago. That pace of turnover in ownership is very unusual…. I don’t get the $12B. The Lakers are probably the most valuable franchise in the NBA but the NFL is way more popular and the Seahawks just sold for $9.3B IIRC…. There’s no way a Super Bowl winning NFL franchise is worth less than any NBA team

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (MaA4a)

114 Speaking of a prolonged and festering stench from Wisconsin...

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Limburger Cheese at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)

115 Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.

So the judge is asserting that black people as a whole are fragile little creatures. Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:33 AM (jjoN6)

116 If bowling shoes were more stylish, perhaps the sport would be popular again.

Posted by: Jimmy Choo at August 13, 2026 08:34 AM (JM9I6)

117 What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?

Wesbians.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 13, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Good to see you.
Posted by: Bulg

I feel seen

Posted by: Miklos, a minority of about 8% of the world's population at August 13, 2026 08:38 AM (XOG/m)

119 Jes take down the Stonewall part, and put up Jesse.

Posted by: Or Reggie at August 13, 2026 08:38 AM (JM9I6)

120 Today Is National Filet Mignon Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

121 Or Jumanji "Action" Jackson.

Posted by: Name Game at August 13, 2026 08:40 AM (JM9I6)

122 Caitlan Clarke should sue the WNBA for a cut of their increased revenue, she's resposnible for their revenue jump and distribuiton deals.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 08:40 AM (XV/Pl)

123 Make Bowling Alleys And Roller Rinks Great Again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:40 AM (wVcYX)

124 Sherry Jackson. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)

125 >
I'd definitely pay more for a bowling alley than a WNBA franchise.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:32 AM (lrRtF)

I'd pay more for a burned-out match than a WNBA franchise, because, while both worthless, the burned-out match would keep its mouth shut and not rant about "whiteness".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (IG3/x)

126 Based on the words from his mouth, Hasan Piker represents an ongoing, clear and present danger to society. His comment about 'outlawing boomers' is flagrant ageism; where are the lefties screaming about this?!? He is inciting his followers to commit murder against the older generation, he is guilty of a crime and needs to be prosecuted in a conservative state. The First Amendment does not protect incitement to violence.
I can think of lots of appropriate punishments for him but I will withhold the specifics of same for the sake of good order.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (JNTt1)

127 The left: Trust the experts, they are always right unlike you mouth breathing "internet researchers"

The experts: Francesa Hong is going to easily win, And remember the people whose votes are counted last, the mail in ballots are all extremely leftwing so she'll pick up votes as the night goes on

Hong loses based on last minute mail in ballots

The right: Hey wait a minute this looks fishy all the last minute ballots went for the nominally more moderate candidate

The left: nothing to see here, move along

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

128 120 Today Is National Filet Mignon Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

All I got is a NY Strip. Guess it will have to do.

Posted by: With Ketchup at August 13, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

129
*polite cough*

Posted by: Shuffleboard courts and horseshoe pits at August 13, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

130 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
I always wondered why the issue of surrogacy has never been forced to deal with the fact that selling humans , even babies , amounts to slavery. Adoption is obviously different but agreeing to sell a baby at birth violates the babies rights not to be chattel. Womb rental is one thing , the outright purchase is very different

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (WOnE5)

131 Make Bowling Alleys And Roller Rinks Great Again!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Roller Derby?

I'm puttin' Darleen in

Posted by: Miklos sees easy money at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (XOG/m)

132 Sherry Jackson. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)

Hubba-worthy checks out. "Schwing", even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

133 I thought a NY Strip was a style for pubic hair.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (IG3/x)

134 So, apparently, the issue in the Boebert son case is that he was stupid enough to video the event and, since she was 17, that makes it child porn. Which he then posted online, making it dissemination of child porn.

He should have rogered a gunsel in the senate committee room, filmed it and sent it to one of the Wachowski brothers to put in their new movie about trannys, troons and gunsels.

People would flock to see it.

Posted by: Using the word Gunsel at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (e2lsi)

135 I sound naughty.
But I'm not.

Posted by: Cornhole at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Hong got schlonged!

Posted by: Couldn't Beat The Cheat at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (JM9I6)

137 I also want to return to this notion of "surprise strategic voting" that the left is claiming.

Are there any examples of this in past elections in WI or really anywhere?

So the specific set of conditions:

In a primary the more extreme candidate is way, way up by 20 or more points and they then lose because 20% of the electorate changed their mind when they got to voting because they worried their preferred candidate wasn't electable

Because the other answer to this - enough votes were produced to give the more moderate guy the win because that's what the Dems want is way simpler.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

138 I thought a NY Strip was a style for pubic hair.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Landing strip

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:45 AM (EGW4m)

139
So every FBI person involved in "Operation Round River" has been fired or indicted, right?

Right?

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL)

140 Good morning!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (2UJ+q)

141 Make Bowling Alleys And Roller Rinks Great Again!
Posted by: Count de Monet

One bowling alley is already pretty damn great

https://www.rocknbowl.com/

Posted by: Miklos ate alligator sandwiches there at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (XOG/m)

142 So, apparently, the issue in the Boebert son case is that he was stupid enough to video the event and, since she was 17, that makes it child porn. Which he then posted online, making it dissemination of child porn.

I suspect if you had access to internal communications this is the CO State Dems trying to get Boebert's seat.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)

143 133 I thought a NY Strip was a style for pubic hair.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Urrybody got they's mind in the gutter up in here.

Posted by: Hence, The Bowling Alley Talk at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (JM9I6)

144 > 124 Sherry Jackson. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)


https://tinyurl.com/4k2t2cz6

Looks like it was cold in the photography studio.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (IG3/x)

145 I sound naughty.
But I'm not.
Posted by: Cornhole at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

Ditto.

Posted by: Slip 'N Slide at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

146 Marco Rubio will be the next Press Secretary.

Posted by: Man Of Many Hats at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (JM9I6)

147 18-1

Was it an open primary, with decreased R voters and the same amount of missing R voters in the D vote total?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

148 Using the word Gunsel

*lights a smoke like Bogie*

Posted by: Miklos says let's give 'em the gunsel at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (XOG/m)

149 Whoever came up with the idea of selling beer at the bowling alley was a marketing genius.

Perhaps they could regain their popularity if they started serving avocado toast and soy lattes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (IG3/x)

150 Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.

• Make an observation: (see above)
• Ask a Question. Turn the observation into a clear, testable question.
• Conduct background research
• Form a hypothesis
• Design and perform an experiment
• Analyze the data
• Draw a conclusion
• Communicate and Repeat

Pretty sure that the liberal judge activist skipped everything and went straight to "Draw a Conclusion". Who needs the Scientific Method when you have god-like powers to declare conclusions by fiat?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (9Hs2w)

151 Man Of Many Hats

But are they Festive?

Posted by: Miklos like consistency at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (XOG/m)

152 For Boebert's son's video, did he post it online in a public forum or did he have it stored in one of his own online accounts.

The former would seem to me to be a real issue, and this often gets captured under "revenge porn" laws, but if the latter not only has he committed no crime the people that brought the charge should be arrested for depriving him of his rights for a fishing expedition to go after his mother.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

153 > 145 I sound naughty.
But I'm not.
Posted by: Cornhole at August 13, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

Ditto.
Posted by: Slip 'N Slide at August 13, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

Ballcock
Close nipple

Posted by: The Plumbing Section at Lowes at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (IG3/x)

154 Rodrigo Borgia

Pencil test: Passed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

155 Thoughts on reviving Celebrity Bowling and Bowling For Dollars?

Posted by: TV Addict at August 13, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)

156 Why would "Many Hands" be a good name for a Native American electrician?

Many Hands make light work.

Blame Spider Robinson for this, not me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:51 AM (IG3/x)

157 Rallye stripe

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (ZxPkt)

158 One bowling alley is already pretty damn great

https://www.rocknbowl.com/
Posted by: Miklos ate alligator sandwiches there at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (XOG/m)

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

FYI - Le Bon Temps Roule is an iconic, 24-hour dive bar located in Uptown New Orleans at 4801 Magazine Street.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (wVcYX)

159 130 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
I always wondered why the issue of surrogacy has never been forced to deal with the fact that selling humans , even babies , amounts to slavery. Adoption is obviously different but agreeing to sell a baby at birth violates the babies rights not to be chattel. Womb rental is one thing , the outright purchase is very different
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 08:43 AM (WOnE5)

Technically, the surrogate does not make money. Legally, the only thing that can be paid for is expenses related to the birth of the child. So it has been dealt with, but clearly there are still huge issues.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (2UJ+q)

160 Perhaps they could regain their popularity if they started serving avocado toast and soy lattes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Vending machines for smokes

Like back when it was America

Posted by: Miklos likes to light one up sometimes at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (XOG/m)

161 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

162 $10 says this becomes a hardwood vs carpet thread

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (ZxPkt)

163 Bonjour fellow future camp mates. I call the corner bunk and hands off my veggie garden.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (tNwfv)

164 However you slice it, all the Democrats succeeded in doing was changing their name from Hyman to Seymour.


Nah....they changed their name from Democrats to Sandusky's years ago......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)

165 "In a primary the more extreme candidate is way, way up by 20 or more points and they then lose..."

+++
What I think you're referring to is the candidate was "up by 20 or more points in the polls..."

Polls are irrelevant now, thanks to technology. Random sampling is next to impossible. It changed rather rapidly and we the voting public haven't adjusted to it. We are so conditioned to decades and decades of semi-reliable polls as a predictor that we still pay attention to them.
Polls are worthless now.

This post refers:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/411870.php

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

166 150 Black students will suffer psychological harm if they walk into a building named for Stonewall Jackson, a liberal judge said.


They've overcome the stigma of 'acting white' so maybe they'll adjust.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (Sco7b)

167 Thoughts on reviving Celebrity Bowling and Bowling For Dollars?
Posted by: TV Addict

Sure!

Posted by: Nick Price, lottery fixer at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (EGW4m)

168 Big Chief Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue is just asking questions.

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
A new Spider-Man movie just hit theaters.
And it got me thinking: could Spider-Man afford to buy a home in New York City?

-
And Superman's Fortress of Solitude? Forget about it! But the solution is obvious. Just redistribute Batman's income.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)

169 The Lakers is big celebrity in El Lay. Lakers, baby. Yeah, worth way more than the Seahawks. Not a lotta glitz in Seeattel. Free tix to a 'hawks game ain't pullin' the same tail Lakers is, especially in inclement weather.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (DZ9Lv)

170 Rallye stripe
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (ZxPkt)

Fupa mat

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

171 I always wondered why the issue of surrogacy has never been forced to deal with the fact that selling humans , even babies, amounts to slavery.

Uneducated guess: It was done with consenting adults and was not really publicly talked about prior to cases like this. I'm not even sure it could be defined as slavery since you have a man and a woman making a child that grows inside a third party with the understanding the baby would go to the parents.

But demanding the child be aborted just because of this is outright evil.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (jjoN6)

172 I don’t understand why anyone is happy about hong losing. She was going to lose bigly in November. Crowley is pretty much assured a win now.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (7xx4i)

173 The beloved grandmother remained silent, hands clasped in a prayer position when she was killed by doctors.
======================
Meanwhile, Justine Castreaux stays safely in California, out of the reach of Canadian doctor-murderers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (tNwfv)

174 2026 WI Gov primary

D
Crowley 315k
Hong 315k
Others 164k

R
Tiffany 420k
Other 20k

2022 Primary

D
Evers 492k

R
Michels 327k
Kleefish 291k
Others 75k

The big takeaway is contested elections get more votes, but honestly looks like the D numbers in 2026 were goosed, likely to give Crowley just enough to win.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

175 Good news, everyone!

Bobwan
@BobHumphreys
let me get this straight. AOC is now the moderate establishment candidate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (ndZc7)

176 Hasan Piker is pushing the limits of speech, as in, he's openly and outright calling for violence and murder because he KNOWS nothing will happen to him. Nothing happens to the left when they do that. ANYONE on the right calls for violence in any form whatsoever and they're vilified by the media, arrested by some alphabet agency and likely never heard from again.

We can't have nice things......and likely never will. The left sucks and they have ALL the power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

177 The Spanberger quote: "if I am talking to any candidate, or certainly anyone who might be running in Virginia, my priority is going to be that they understand the vital resources that are needed to keep our communities safe, to strengthen our schools, and to ultimately lower costs."

Translations:
Keep our communities safe = double-down on sanctuary laws and harassment and obstruction of ICE officers; abolish ICE ASAP

Strengthen our schools = Go along with every teachers union demand for huge teacher salary raises and hiring more and more teachers and school staffers (especially trans counselors, i.e, groomers), promote trans participation in official school sports, hide trans student ID as trans, medical status, prescriptions, etc, from parents

Ultimately lower costs = Put more and more people, especially illegals, on welfare and on Medicaid (continue to look the other way on fraud with FedGov dollars, tasking state employees to develop harder-to-discover fraud schemes)

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2026 08:56 AM (5rh/l)

178 I think the point is that elections are just theater, meant to showcase the ebb and flow of Democrats internal divisions, and the speed at which the subversion of our country should take place. They are no longer contests in which the people choose their elected representatives, but rather a process to elect the figurehead- who does the bidding of their party. That why they’ve embraced a coalition of horribles that would otherwise be an anathema to the voting public- they have effectively rendered voting inconsequential. We are losing our republic for precisely this reason, and the fact that not one person with courage has stepped in to halt it.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (hZXic)

179 163 Bonjour fellow future camp mates. I call the corner bunk and hands off my veggie garden.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 08

Rude. Because I am starving right now.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2UJ+q)

180 FYI - Le Bon Temps Roule is an iconic, 24-hour dive bar located in Uptown New Orleans at 4801 Magazine Street.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Miss Mae's is at 4336 Magazine Street.

I would go there, because I remember Miss Mae and her remarkable beehive hairdo.

Posted by: Miklos likes dive bar options at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (XOG/m)

181
The big takeaway is contested elections get more votes, but honestly looks like the D numbers in 2026 were goosed, likely to give Crowley just enough to win.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)



The big takeaway is they cheated, again, and no one did anything about it.

If you don't think they'll cheat again in November, you're not paying attention.

Until SOMETHING happens to secure our elections, in EVERY state, we're proper f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

182 Hong and her followers will dutifully do what they’re told and support the machine that stole the election from them. Say what will about the left but they follow orders well.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (7xx4i)

183 141 - Problem with the glorified Chucky Cheeses is that they don't support real bowlers. We had nice bowling alleys around us until they closed the pro shops and brought in lazer tag, arcades, and lazer light shows. Half the lanes are for open bowlers to bowl in the dark and the leagues have been shut out with no place to get their bowling balls drilled or serviced or actually bowl in leagues anymore.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2noDb)

184 Whoever came up with the idea of selling beer at the bowling alley was a marketing genius.

Perhaps they could regain their popularity if they started serving avocado toast and soy lattes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:49 AM (IG3/x)

Just keep the County Health Departments treading lightly on the bowling alley grill operations. Just clean enough.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

185 When Hasan Piker openly calls for the murder of white capitalists, does it never occur to anybody that he IS A WHITE CAPITALIST?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (igCg8)

186 Rude. Because I am starving right now.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2UJ+q)



Veggies aren't going to fix that situation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

187 > Vending machines for smokes

Like back when it was America
Posted by: Miklos likes to light one up sometimes at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (XOG/m)

Those continued to exist in bars up here (including bowling alleys) long after they'd been banned in most public venues.

I guess the thinking was that unattended kids weren't supposed to be in bars in the first place.

Nowadays you'd need a hand truck to carry enough quarters for a pack of smokes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (IG3/x)

188 One bowling alley is already pretty damn great

https://www.rocknbowl.com/
Posted by: Miklos ate alligator sandwiches there at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (XOG/m)

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

FYI - Le Bon Temps Roule is an iconic, 24-hour dive bar located in Uptown New Orleans at 4801 Magazine Street.
Posted by: Count de Monet


The bowling alley that I grew up in, literally, was torn down before I could hit 21 and drink in the bar.
I haz a major sad. Parents bowled 3x a week. I was in the nursery until old enough to sit and watch. Then I had Saturday morning league.
I'll never forget their french fries & cheeseburgers.

R. I. P. Red Bird Lanes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (lrRtF)

189 However you slice it, all the Democrats succeeded in doing was changing their name from Hyman to Seymour.

Ken, Lonnie, I'd like you to meet Mohamet, Jugdish, Hyman and Seymour.

Posted by: DNC at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (e2lsi)

190 Make Bowling Alleys And Roller Rinks Great Again!
Posted by: Count de Monet

=====

I have no idea which alley owner was the first to market late night bowling with DJ's, lighting, drinks and such, but remember learning about it in the mid/late 80's at The Garden Bowl in downtown Detroit. And they're still in business!

So - yeah, better investment than WNBA.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (4HoLg)

191 The ugly harpies cheering the new unlimited abortion "law" in MA is enough to turn stomachs. All should be jailed.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at August 13, 2026 08:59 AM (JM9I6)

192 I just want to pay tribute to Karoline Leavitt, a beautiful blond with a tempting rack, and smarter than all the pipsqueek prototerrorist sympathizers in the press room. Watching her dissect those scumsuckers is a rare pleasure and I wish her, her husband and their family only good things in the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (k+wO+)

193 Posted by: NR Pax

If consenting adults can abort a child, why can't they sell one?

Posted by: Miklos likes the word why at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (XOG/m)

194 Just keep the County Health Departments treading lightly on the bowling alley grill operations. Just clean enough.
Posted by: Count de Monet


With Flo the waitress.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (lrRtF)

195 Saw a doc on bowling in America and how it’s changed. It’s basically private equity that saw all these cheap bowling alleys, bought them and turned them into Dave and Busters with a bowling alley attached.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (7xx4i)

196 Come see me at midnight for coffee and beignets.

Posted by: Cafe DuMonde at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

197
Plants watered, fountain turned on, birdies fed. I have done my duty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (O0L8i)

198 There's no bigger tell that all the Dems know there is fraud than the fact that she conceded.

And remember:
Under current SCOTUS precedent, the people--as they interpret the Constitution that begins "We the People"--do not have standing to seek a free, fair and transparent election.

That it what the 7 of the 9 said in TX v. PA in 2020.

You, you the people, under your Constitution, do not have standing to seek a free, fair and transparent election.
Only the government that runs the (fraudulent) election has that right.
And, just barely this year, candidates now do.
But not you, the one the outcome actually affects.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (3cUTc)

199 Rude. Because I am starving right now.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2UJ+q)
==================
My bride likes barre workouts, so we can barter!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (k+wO+)

200 Technically, the surrogate does not make money. Legally, the only thing that can be paid for is expenses related to the birth of the child. So it has been dealt with, but clearly there are still huge issues.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:52 AM (2UJ+q)

Phoebe Buffay had her brother’s triplets on Friends. Don’t think she got paid for the inconvenience. Shock (and comedic) value high… along with Smelly Cat

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (MaA4a)

201 I have done my duty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (O0L8i)
===============
A fine way to summarize.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:02 AM (k+wO+)

202 192 I just want to pay tribute to Karoline Leavitt, a beautiful blond with a tempting rack...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:00 AM


We would also have accepted "pronounced hooterage."

Posted by: The judges at August 13, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

203 Have Republicans really learned the same playbook, VDH?

And is that really the answer?

Sort of, to the first question. And to the second question: no, or not exactly.

By the end of Trump's term we'll not have come close to turning this ship around. What we do with Trump's examples and spirit will be the issue. And as for fighting like the Left, i.e., with mendacity and hatred and violence, we need to find a more confident and open but no less ruthless way of fighting. The conservative base and its heartiest and bravest warriors are showing the way. Our politicians for the most part, sadly, are not.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (b4LBp)

204 Rick, same with us, hubby and I bowled each two leagues a week, my son was at the alley from the moment he was born until he got old enough for bumper bowling and all his birthday parties were at the lanes. He turned out to be a pretty damn good 210 average bowler. We both quit about the time they turned all the alleys near us into, as I mentioned above, Chucky Cheeses with all their crap to bring in the young kids who really weren't there to bowl after all, thus kicking out all the good leagues that were a staple.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (2noDb)

205 Saw a doc on bowling in America and how it’s changed. It’s basically private equity that saw all these cheap bowling alleys, bought them and turned them into Dave and Busters with a bowling alley attached.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez


Because 24 hour manufacturing died out. Which is why league play was during the week. Most every manufacturing town/steel mill town had multiple allies and shift leagues.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (lrRtF)

206 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

Kathy Hochul announces $7 Million taxpayer dollars towards illegal aliens’ legal fees

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

207 They would have no idea who Stonewall Jackson was, other than "old dead white guy".

-
Mason who built the Great Wall of China?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

208 Veggies aren't going to fix that situation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)
===================
On special occasions we slaughter the fatted rat!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (k+wO+)

209 Rick, same with us, hubby and I bowled each two leagues a week, my son was at the alley from the moment he was born until he got old enough for bumper bowling and all his birthday parties were at the lanes. He turned out to be a pretty damn good 210 average bowler. We both quit about the time they turned all the alleys near us into, as I mentioned above, Chucky Cheeses with all their crap to bring in the young kids who really weren't there to bowl after all, thus kicking out all the good leagues that were a staple.
Posted by: Jaimo


Fist bump!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (lrRtF)

210 I suspect if you had access to internal communications this is the CO State Dems trying to get Boebert's seat.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)


I don't doubt that this is true but what I saw discussed initially was that she was 17 and he was 18, which is entirely legal in Colorado... right up to the point where you decide that videoing it for posterity, and posting it online, is the thing you want to do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

211 Come see me at midnight for coffee and beignets.
Posted by: Cafe DuMonde

Then off to the few dive bars in the Quarter.

The Dungeon, if you can fit in

Posted by: Miklos remembers things he should not at August 13, 2026 09:05 AM (XOG/m)

212 Whoever came up with the idea of selling beer at the bowling alley was a marketing genius.

The pricing was always the cheapest at my local when growing up.

That, and a "Yeah, you look 21" serving policy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)

213 Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 08:54 AM (jjoN6)

Hey in case you are still around I think I'd asked you about what your better half's pesto rolls are like. Hard, soft , fluffy, etc. I bake bread, just like to know since I think they're a good idea.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:06 AM (iABCo)

214 The former would seem to me to be a real issue, and this often gets captured under "revenge porn" laws, but if the latter not only has he committed no crime the people that brought the charge should be arrested for depriving him of his rights for a fishing expedition to go after his mother.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)


It's still child porn, even if he just immediately burned it to a DVD which he keeps locked in a safe at all times. It's stupid, because that wasn't the intent, but it is what it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

215 Fist bump!
Posted by: rickb223

There are numerous jokes involving three holes that the kids just could not even

Posted by: Miklos will have another Falstaff at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (XOG/m)

216 It's also,
Lefthanders Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

217 What I think you're referring to is the candidate was "up by 20 or more points in the polls..."

Yes polls are crap

But 22 points off?

I asked google AI to look at the RCP data and tell me how often this has happened before this in other governor primary races in the last 10 years and the answer was once - the 2026 Minnesota Republican Gubernatorial Primary so I see why Lindell is pissed off...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

218 MVP Lanes in Fort Wayne is owned by PBA Hall of Famer Wes Malott. It has a good balance of maintaining solid leagues and tournaments while having the bar and food and arcade and laser bowling as well.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM (2CeDH)

219 I think all of our dive bowling alleys are still in operation... none have been turned into a Chuck E. Cheese or a Dave & Busters.

Must be four or five in the city plus one on base.

I should probably go bowling while I still can.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (IG3/x)

220 Miklos, we had a guy that only used 2.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (2noDb)

221 "I'd asked you about what your better half's pesto rolls are like..."

That's not code for anything is it?

Posted by: Sounds kinky at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

222 Actor Jed Allan had a steady gig all through the 70s hosting Celebrity Bowling.

Posted by: Up My Alley at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (JM9I6)

223
Our little garden is not very well groomed, but it has a multitude of plenitude of firebushes, bottlebrushes, jasmine, lavender and milkweed. Plus a running fountain and baths. Feeders a short distance. The It Place for birds, bees and butterflies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 09:08 AM (O0L8i)

224 Under current SCOTUS precedent, the people--as they interpret the Constitution that begins "We the People"--do not have standing to seek a free, fair and transparent election.

That it what the 7 of the 9 said in TX v. PA in 2020.

—-

It was even more ridiculous. If someone brought a case before the election “judges” said you can’t do anything since the election hasn’t happened. Then if you brought a suit post election it was too late because we can’t chance elections.

Deniers have a free hand to cheat with no consequences.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (7xx4i)

225 "That it what the 7 of the 9 said in TX v. PA in 2020."

7 of 9 barred the case at the courthouse door so it never got filed, which is extraordinary. Had it been filed, a metric shit-ton of evidence would have been on the record.

It was a clever gambit because a state suing another state has original jurisdiction at SCOTUS

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)

226 Vending machines for smokes

Like back when it was America
Posted by: Miklos likes to light one up sometimes
+++
You can still buy smokes from vending machines in Europe.
And we think we have so much more freedom over here.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (Lo97M)

227 CNBC says the state with more data centers than any other state is....ta-dum..., Virginia!

Biggest contributor to real estate taxes paid in Loudon County and a huge statewide contributor. Has Spanberger defended data centers?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:09 AM (tNwfv)

228 There are numerous jokes involving three holes that the kids just could not even
Posted by: Miklos will have another Falstaff


Pick 'em up and carry 'em like a six pack.
I miss Falstaff. Lemp Brewery.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:10 AM (lrRtF)

229 218, yea but he's a bowler who owns the place, not some big corporation who doesn't actually care about bowling.

Also, lefties make good bowlers, nice natural hook. I had a nice hook.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:10 AM (2noDb)

230 Miklos, we had a guy that only used 2.
Posted by: Jaimo

So

He met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos reconciles with Self at August 13, 2026 09:10 AM (XOG/m)

231 What Hong said is just the conclusions of same thing every Democrat in every city and state says.

They all say the first parts, about how America is racist, has mistreated natives, etc., etc.

She just stated their conclusions out loud:
Therefore, we must ban Thanksgiving. Ban Independence Day.

No Democrat anywhere will disagree with her premise, none of them.
They just don't want to say the logical conclusions.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (3cUTc)

232 Kathy Hochul announces $7 Million taxpayer dollars towards illegal aliens’ legal fees

What prevents Kath Hochul from announcing $7 million taxpayer dollars towards her personal retirement fund?

At what point does this become looting of the treasury?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (nAS9C)

233 It's also,
Lefthanders Day.
Posted by: redridinghood


It's about time!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (lrRtF)

234 Speaking of movies, Paw Patrol is right wing propaganda.

The Economist
@TheEconomist
Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

235 The most darkly amusing part was seeing the Dems argue that there'd never been any evidence for election fraud in Philadelphia... while two former Philadelphia election judges were actually *doing time* for election fraud.

I don't remember the details, but presumably the judges in question tried to screw over the winning Dem. No way they'd have done time for cheating against the Republican.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (IG3/x)

236 Susan Collins is allegedly down 2% to Jackson in a Fox News poll. At this point in 2020 she was down 10% to Sara Gideon. Collins won by 8. This poll is early but good news

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2026 09:12 AM (WOnE5)

237 The fact the left hate data centers and flock cameras has made me reconsider my position on them.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:12 AM (7xx4i)

238 Darleen, huh. Here we just called her Deuce.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:12 AM (2noDb)

239 To a moderate Democrat, Susan Collins is a radical, right-wing extremist.

That's how far left the "center" of the party is.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)

240 You can still buy smokes from vending machines in Europe.
And we think we have so much more freedom over here.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

Where?

Very taxed, very regulated

never saw that

Posted by: Miklos calls bullshit at August 13, 2026 09:13 AM (XOG/m)

241 Speaking of movies, Paw Patrol is right wing propaganda.

The Economist
@TheEconomist
Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



The word "Patrol" didn't give it away, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:14 AM (lrRtF)

242 Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

Didn’t they get the message that woke 1 is crazy?

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:14 AM (7xx4i)

243
Womb rental.

A womb with a view.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:14 AM (iABCo)

244 Darleen, huh. Here we just called her Deuce.
Posted by: Jaimo

So that's where that came from.

I was scared to ask

Posted by: Miklos calls on Marleen for Comfort at August 13, 2026 09:15 AM (XOG/m)

245 Regarding the Boebert spawn…. I don’t know or care about the legalities, but filming and posting intimate encounters is gross and does not speak well to character and morals. I know I sound all judgy but wasn’t Boebert herself giving a handy to some date at a movie theater. Bad character and judgement

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:15 AM (MaA4a)

246 I love how the Democrats are saying the Wisconsin election proves the election was on the level, no fraud. In fact, it proves that there IS fraud. The establishment Dems stole it from the DSA. Republicans shouldn't be too happy about the infighting. Both hate Republicans. Both will steal elections from Republicans.

Posted by: Jeff Carter at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (qHa8y)

247 To a moderate Democrat, Susan Collins is a radical, right-wing extremist.

That's how far left the "center" of the party is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)

For as long as I’ve followed politics every Republican was worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (7xx4i)

248 Speaking of movies, Paw Patrol is right wing propaganda.


I mean it fits, Paw Patrol goes back to 2013. What passed for moderate or a-political then is extreme right wing per the FNM now

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

249 The difference between socialism and communism is when they start shooting the innocent.

In communism, they start shooting them from the beginning and don't stop.

In socialism, they start shooting them when the people realize it's no different than communism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (3cUTc)

250 Miss Mae's is at 4336 Magazine Street.

I would go there, because I remember Miss Mae and her remarkable beehive hairdo.
Posted by: Miklos likes dive bar options at August 13, 2026 08:57 AM (XOG/m)

Back last century, in the closing decades, was in the French Quarter with work friends celebrating the night before a wedding. Had my first and only (so far!) Flaming Dr. Pepper drink. Don't remember which establishment. I remember the remarkable drink.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

251 The fact the left hate data centers and flock cameras has made me reconsider my position on them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez


I hate the saying, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", but in this case it's appropriate.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (lrRtF)

252
sudo rm -rf

Don't try this at ~

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (0sNs1)

253 Shot.

The Lead CNN
@TheLeadCNN
Police investigating after a Black woman was found hanging from a tree in Mississippi

-
Chaser.

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Her black boyfriend was arrested.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)

254 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 09:17 AM (JvZF+)

255 In Hermann, Missouri there are vending machines that sell bratwurst, bacon, summer sausage, snack sticks, and jerky.

Posted by: So there's that at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM (2Ez/1)

256 Okay, instructor here, class started, I am going to get food. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM (2UJ+q)

257 It’s basically private equity that saw all these cheap bowling alleys, bought them and turned them into Dave and Busters with a bowling alley attached.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez
_________

Related - Recently watched a youtube explaining why mattress stores are all over the place. They rent properties thought to be in areas of future commercial expansion and just sit on them till the landlord of the strip mall or whatever wants them out for tenant that will generate greater foot traffic, and then negotiate a buyout that gives them a profit. Or if the contract permits, sublease at a profit. No significant cost in converting the property since a mattress store is basically just a big open space to begin with.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM (XvL8K)

258 Regarding the Boebert spawn…. I don’t know or care about the legalities, but filming and posting intimate encounters is gross and does not speak well to character and morals. I know I sound all judgy but wasn’t Boebert herself giving a handy to some date at a movie theater. Bad character and judgement

All true but if this was a Dem's kid the charges would never have been brought.

Yes yes Republicans should "be better" but they are people and if you set a higher standard for them then Dems you are just hanging election victories to dems.

Does anyone seriously believe if the FBI accessed the online accounts of every Dem officeholder's teen kid that a bunch of them wouldn't have illegal porn they made with a girl/boyfriend?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

259 Thanks for the fun. Off to oil my lanes.

Posted by: Lane Conditioner at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (JM9I6)

260 Don't remember which establishment. I remember the remarkable drink.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Good chance it was Pat O'Brien's

Posted by: Miklos stole glasses from there at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (XOG/m)

261 Well, time for my morning nap, because I'm retired and I can.

Be well, folks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (IG3/x)

262 Making YouTube videos opposing data centers is peak 2026 irony.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (7xx4i)

263 It's also,
Lefthanders Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM


It doesn't get much more sinister than this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (0sNs1)

264 Maybe the vote tabulation mistake wasn't in Wisconsin, where late vote counts in corrupt Milwaukee somehow pushed Crowley to a surprise victory. Maybe the real error was in Michigan, where "establishment" lefty, trailing by double digits in the polls, somehow fell a mere 15,000 votes short of a shocking upset over Dr. al-Qaeda.

Which vote counters are in more hot water, the Wisconsinites who delivered the state from being hung with Hong, or the Michiganders who failed to prevent Sayed from being on the fall ballot?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (4nevv)

265 We were a better country when cigarettes could advertise, and lawyers couldn’t.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (rFdmY)

266 Morning, all.

>>Furious Hasan Piker melts down over Francesca Hong’s loss: ‘Outlaw Thanksgiving and outlaw boomers’


Awww, you mad, bro?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

267 pro-police “copaganda"?

copaganda?

Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2026 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

268 Someone should ask Piker if he thinks the election was fair, and if not what he plans on doing about it.

He could work with Hong voters to get a lawsuit and discovery going...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

269 My lefty auntie, world traveler extraordinaire, used to steal ashtrays, glasses and all sorts of swag from restaurants and hotels. She just laughed and said “I just leave a big tip!”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (rFdmY)

270 I was in Germany in May. I saw several cigarette vending machines. Both Kaiserslautern and Kindsbach near the Ramstein air base have them.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (Lo97M)

271 Hey in case you are still around I think I'd asked you about what your better half's pesto rolls are like. Hard, soft , fluffy, etc. I bake bread, just like to know since I think they're a good idea.
Posted by: ...


Still here. She makes the rolls soft. I'll ask where she got the recipe and forward it here by the 1100 thread.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (jjoN6)

272 Marxist-Leninism 1.0 was super woke. 2.0 will be more fun!

Posted by: Sandy Occasional Cortex at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (4nevv)

273 I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Twinkletoes Flinstone at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (wVcYX)

274 Related - Recently watched a youtube explaining why mattress stores are all over the place. They rent properties thought to be in areas of future commercial expansion and just sit on them till the landlord of the strip mall or whatever wants them out for tenant that will generate greater foot traffic, and then negotiate a buyout that gives them a profit. Or if the contract permits, sublease at a profit. No significant cost in converting the property since a mattress store is basically just a big open space to begin with.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 09:18 AM

I saw that, too. The Fat Electrician.

https://youtu.be/5NV3Mf1EHEk

Interesting assessment.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

275 Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

Yes, but is it be better or don't be extraordinarily fucking intergalactically stupid. Of course there are multiple impossible standards but posting sex videos of under 18 yo if that's what happened is Retarded with a capital (R).

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (iABCo)

276
Welp, another victory for Moderate Democrats.

A tenth state has now made it legal for The Ladies to murder their own children by vivisection seconds before they're born.

I guess all women will now vote for the Democrats in November.

We're doomed.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (iJfKG)

277 Regarding the Boebert spawn…. I don’t know or care about the legalities, but filming and posting intimate encounters is gross and does not speak well to character and morals.

-
That sort of thing is best kept inside the locker room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

278 The Economyst

The dark underbelly of “Paw Patrol”
Why a debate over a hit cartoon is more than culture-war madness

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)

279 35 This country would be well-served if this pig were to fall into a volcano. He's a vile subhuman and evil to the marrow of his bones.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

I was watching an old L&O Criminal Intent last night (with Jeff Goldblum, not the OGs) and the perp turned his victims into mulch. Just sayin’

Posted by: TxAnn at August 13, 2026 09:24 AM (SjAWL)

280 Awww, you mad, bro?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

I think we should "outlaw" him. Slowly.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:24 AM (iABCo)

281 naturalfake

The Left is doomed.

Go forth and multiple. Go to the Philippines if needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)

282 European cigarettes only have 19, not 20 to a pack. They have all the good old American brands you never see any longer. At least that was the case mumble mumble years ago. And regardless of the brand they all taste like shit. I think the Brits still have passable smokes, at least Dunhills and similar.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 09:25 AM (rFdmY)

283 >>Speaking of movies, Paw Patrol is right wing propaganda.

The Economist
@TheEconomist
Of the main gang of six pups, some critics note, only one is a girl, whose outfit and even eyes are pink. Worse, the top dog is a police pup, so the whole thing is pro-police “copaganda”


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LEFT'S CARTOON PROPAGANDA HAS ALWAYS BEEN MET WITH, "ARE YOU NUTTY, IT'S JUST A CARTOON!!"

PAW PATROL IS JUST A CARTOON, YOU GUYZ!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)

284 Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 09:22 AM (jjoN6)

You're a star thanks.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:26 AM (iABCo)

285 Does anyone seriously believe if the FBI accessed the online accounts of every Dem officeholder's teen kid that a bunch of them wouldn't have illegal porn they made with a girl/boyfriend?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

You’re definitely right about that and despite my judginess I’d definitely vote for Boebert over any Dem no matter how personally pure. I’ll admit it does bother me a little… but not anywhere enough to sway my vote

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 09:26 AM (MaA4a)

286 Judge Michael Urbanski sided with the Virginia NAACP and ordered Shenandoah County to rename Stonewall Jackson High School and Ashby-Lee Elementary School. The school board previously changed the names in 2020, only for new leaders to revert to the previous names in 2024.
===========================
This might be the dumbest and most blatant partisan activism of August, at least so far.

Posted by: and John Roberts is a deeply stupid coward at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (4nevv)

287
It's also,
Lefthanders Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2026 09:07 AM


What the hell?!?!

Where's Lefthander's Month???

You Right Privilege bastards owe me and mine reparations!

Reparations, I say!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (iJfKG)

288 Saw a doc on bowling in America and how it’s changed. It’s basically private equity that saw all these cheap bowling alleys, bought them and turned them into Dave and Busters with a bowling alley attached.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez


Because 24 hour manufacturing died out. Which is why league play was during the week. Most every manufacturing town/steel mill town had multiple allies and shift leagues.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2026 09:03 AM (lrRtF)

Berra-Rizzuto Lanes in Clifton, NJ. Yogi and The Scooter ran a great alley...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (nbLIj)

289 Good chance it was Pat O'Brien's
Posted by: Miklos stole glasses from there at August 13, 2026 09:19 AM (XOG/m)

It wasn't O'Brien's. This place was a block or three off the main drag, away from the river (Easterly?) If I 'memba my geography and orienteering.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (wVcYX)

290 Wasn't it Rizzuto-Berra Bowl?

Posted by: Both Navy Veterans, Too at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (JM9I6)

291 European cigarettes only have 19, not 20 to a pack. They have all the good old American brands you never see any longer. At least that was the case mumble mumble years ago. And regardless of the brand they all taste like shit. I think the Brits still have passable smokes, at least Dunhills and similar.
Posted by: Common Tater

British practice girl over there smoked Dunhills. I thought they were 16 to pack.

Posted by: Nick Price, lottery fixer at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (EGW4m)

292 Michael Urbanski sided with the Virginia NAACP and ordered Shenandoah County to rename Stonewall Jackson High School and Ashby-Lee Elementary School. The school board previously changed the names in 2020, only for new leaders to revert to the previous names in 2024.
===========================
This might be the dumbest and most blatant partisan activism of August, at least so far.

Posted by: and John Roberts is a deeply stupid coward at August 13, 2026 09:27 AM (4nevv)

It’s under the “Dems can do it but Reps can’t do it” clause of the constitution.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (7xx4i)

293 It wasn't O'Brien's. This place was a block or three off the main drag, away from the river (Easterly?) If I 'memba my geography and orienteering.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Hard to keep track

The Quarter has, what, at least five or six bars

Posted by: Miklos recalls place called House of the Rising Sun at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (XOG/m)

294 White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s Wednesday announcement that she’s leaving her role stunned many insiders.
Full court press Karoline Leavitt’s possible successors emerge after WH press secretary’s surprise departure
==============================

JJS, this link is broken.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (4nevv)

295 288 - I love Clifton, NJ. I didn't know there was a bowling alley there. I frequent that town periodically. I love when I hit Massachusetts and see bowling alleys and get all excited until I realize they're freakin candle pin.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2noDb)

296 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

297 >>I think we should "outlaw" him. Slowly.


Yup.

But isn't it just like his tribe to rage and demand the things he hates must be "outlawed"/stop existing?

This is why they are incompatible with the West.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

298 The Quarter has, what, at least five or six bars

Posted by: Miklos recalls place called House of the Rising Sun at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (XOG/m)

It has a few, yes. One needs never to go thirsty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

299 The dark underbelly of “Paw Patrol”
Why a debate over a hit cartoon is more than culture-war madness
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)
====================
There's a dark underbelly to Paw Patrol?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2026 09:32 AM (4nevv)

300 He loves the toxic masculinity of football now.

Abdul El-Sayed Challenges Mike Rogers to No-Pads Tackle Football Showdown as Senate Race turns Personal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 13, 2026 09:35 AM (ndZc7)

301 Wasn't it Rizzuto-Berra Bowl?
Posted by: Both Navy Veterans, Too at August 13, 2026 09:29 AM (JM9I6)

My memory was Berra-Rizzuto. My memory comes with terms and conditions, however, and is void where prohibited...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (nbLIj)

302 It’s Crowley’s campaign myth versus the R’s ability to create their own campaign myth and effectively attack and damage Crowley’s campaign myth.
Seriously. . Really, seriously?
You can bet your entire pile of quatloos on the Communists and their media monopoly , not to mention their never to be investigated but painfully apparent Cheat code, to smash the R candidate.
The Commies are ascendant. The RINOs have the Commies right where they want them. And therein lies THE problem….’our’ side is NOT our side.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 13, 2026 09:39 AM (FCPbW)

303 The whole football and fireworks thing was to draw us in.

Trump tried to teach us how to win. Let's see how Rogers handles it.

Nowhere pithy enough but something *along the lines* of - "this election isn't about playing football, this is about what is in our minds. Our thoughts. You told us some of yours, and then you deleted the posts, Sayed. Thousands of them. Let's have a Showdown about that."

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (iABCo)

304 I love Clifton, NJ. I didn't know there was a bowling alley there. I frequent that town periodically. I love when I hit Massachusetts and see bowling alleys and get all excited until I realize they're freakin candle pin.
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2noDb)

Used to love Baltimore's duck pin lanes. My late sister lived there and I'd make her take me every time I visited..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 13, 2026 09:41 AM (nbLIj)

305 'Morning, all. Thanks, J.J. 👏🏻

I think it was just another rope-a-dope played on conservatives.

I have a circuitous 'logic' but here goes: Abdul El-Sayed is from MI. His August 2026 primary victory came in the most expensive U.S. Senate primary ever.

Jim Clyburn had "criticized him over a perceived lack of diversity and Black support at his campaign rallies" but El-Sayed would win by heavily dominating university areas and younger demographic groups, sweeping every major college town in the state.

The 'old' Democratic party, which for the most part is all in with the 'new' socialist aspects, absolutely knew he would carry the state.

>Michigan Advance, High turnout shaped Michigan primary, boosting El-Sayed and Lawrence to victory, Aug. 6, 2026

In part, John Sellek of Harbor Strategic told the Advance on Thursday that the only other time Michigan has, in the last 20 years, seen this level of turnout was when U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont) was on the ticket.

“So it’s unique, but it is a sign of real difficulty for Republicans currently taking the blame for high prices, tariffs, the war and more,” Sellek said.

And CNN was on it! 🎆

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (NFX2v)

306 Now, back to Clyburn's "perceived lack of diversity and Black support" and the state of Wisconsin & 'White adjacent' Francesca Hong. She didn't have Black support, ran a provocative campaign, and the old guard Democrats were saved!

NYT, Hong's Defeat Shows the Limits of the Progressive Movement; Forbes, Socialist Francesca Hong Narrowly Loses Wisconsin Gubernatorial Primary After ‘Cancel Thanksgiving’ Controversy; WP, How mainstream Democrats pulled over a big upset against a democratic socialist, etc.

Theater.

🤔 Oh, it was the polls! Mediate, ‘Can We Catch a Break?’ CNN Data Guru Breaks Down Why Polling May Be Overestimating ‘Lefties,’ Aug 12, 2026

In part, "He (Enten) pointed out that both Hong and Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed both won the five counties in their respective states with the highest share of under-40 voters. The polling, he argued, may have “too many” young progressives participating, and giving an exaggerated sense of the candidates’ popularity."

AND who could 'take' that election without question? Perfect!

More old guard protection. And conservatives were so mean to a first generation woman of an immigrant family, a POC, in a 'historical' race!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 09:50 AM (NFX2v)

307 You can still buy smokes from vending machines in Europe.
And we think we have so much more freedom over here.

Posted by: Florida Peasant


I mean what, for that they only give up free speech, the right to bear arms and defend yourself, basic economic freedoms, legitimate redress of grievances, political representation...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2026 10:08 AM (OUMaO)

308 Not the brightest bulb, I struggle to understand some of Ace's posts such as the antitrust law suit Re Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery.

Why are 12 state attorneys general, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta and New York Attorney General Letitia James, leading the effort? Why all 'liberal' states? (California & New York joined by Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington.)

Had to ask AI. The answer, in part, "The involvement of exclusively Democratic ("liberal") state attorneys general boils down to a mix of ideological approaches to antitrust enforcement and a highly contentious political battle over the ownership of CNN."

Republican critics accuse the 12 liberal AGs of abusing antitrust powers purely to preserve CNN's liberal bent.

Liberal AGs argue that allowing two of Hollywood's remaining five major studios to combine will severely harm labor (like the Writers Guild of America, which has filed its own companion lawsuit) and raise subscription prices for the working-class consumer.

Think I got it: CNN and TDS.

Good day! 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 13, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

309 “If it was not safe for the president to be on that flight, how was it safe for the media to be on that flight? And to be lied to,” a CNN guest said.

“Someone needs to tell me why that is a legal order,” she said.

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2026 10:40 AM (RHGPo)

310 Well, the good news is, if Crowley was a MKE County Executive, then he's likely so corrupt that even a cursory glance will find evidence of criminality. Too bad that won't happen from legacy media or local law enforcement.

Posted by: mngiggle at August 13, 2026 01:18 PM (UaLwK)

311 Hmm it seems like your blog ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I'll just sum
it up what I submitted and say, I'm thoroughly enjoying your blog.
I too am an aspiring blog writer but I'm still new to the whole thing.
Do you have any suggestions for newbie blog writers? I'd genuinely appreciate it.

Posted by: Telegram Reactions at August 13, 2026 05:08 PM (w1Fhb)

312 Antitrust review of company mergers is supposed to be at the federal level (DOJ/FTC). Liberal state AGs are throwing a wrench in the works of the PSKY/WB works purely for politics. Note that Netflix has huge ties to the Left (why they paid the Obamas millions).

The AGs will lose in the end. Ellison should move out of CA.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2026 09:23 AM (dtajH)

Daily News Stuff 13 August 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Don't lesnerize!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Rise and shine!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (/HDaX)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (wzUl9)

4 w00t

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

5 BOING!

Busy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (yMCWt)

6 I forget who wrote the story about "lesnerize." Robert Sheckley?

And "Superstition" is one of the great songs of the '70s. There, I said it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:34 AM (wzUl9)

7 I'm reposting this over here because it's a nice story:

Four teens from Florida help push an elderly woman's broken down mobile wheelchair in the rain. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/vpxcte5m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (W90Ou)

8 I've always thought that if someone did a movie of Robert Heinlein's Friday, "Superstition" should be the intro over credits music.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (wzUl9)

9 >>>Some Claude users are mad[e] that Claude will catch them using Claude.

Old man yelling at Claude!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)

10 As the article notes, Intel's first product was memory - specifically a 64-bit SRAM module.


I note that the Man who Made Intel (Engineer, not MBA) was Grof Andras, better known as Andy Grove.

To the end of his days, he spoke English with a thick layer of Hungarian.

Posted by: Mere Murican Magyar Miklos at August 13, 2026 04:41 AM (XOG/m)

11 Anyway! Evening and morning, fellow satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire on this Thor's Day.

Last night I dreamed that I had gone away to college, an Ivy League or similar place, and was in a "temporary" dorm suite with a number of other guys. Two of them woke us all at 6:30 am, saying, "We need to smoke." Which made me realize that I had not brought a pipe or tobacco with me. Nor, it seemed, had I brought more than one change of clothing; I thought in the dream that I'd have to have my mother ship a *lot* of stuff to me. Plus there were no branches of my bank in this college town.

My suitemates began to head out -- we were all moving to our permanent dorms, it seemed. I was trying to pack when a young girl about five feet tall knocked at the door, and asked me, "Have you heard about Janix?" Before she could explain whether that was a person, a product, or a movement, I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:42 AM (wzUl9)

12 Mornin'

And, later. Going to take a nap.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:42 AM (sAmhv)

13 Finally, 4 Mgid ads and got comment block open
If not back again before I go
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 04:43 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Four teens from Florida help push an elderly woman's broken down mobile wheelchair in the rain. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/vpxcte5m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

How did they know it was a "woman"?

Are they teen biologists?

Posted by: Associate Justice Ketanji Jackson-Browne at August 13, 2026 04:43 AM (XOG/m)

15 10 As the article notes, Intel's first product was memory - specifically a 64-bit SRAM module.


I note that the Man who Made Intel (Engineer, not MBA) was Grof Andras, better known as Andy Grove.

To the end of his days, he spoke English with a thick layer of Hungarian.
Posted by: Mere Murican Magyar Miklos at August 13, 2026 04:41 AM (XOG/m)

Looking him up online; he sounds amazing.
(1936-2016)

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:48 AM (odBC9)

16 Claudes don't let Claudes Claude Claudes.

How much code could Claude Code code if Claude Code could code code?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:48 AM (VHUov)

17 Superstition has good music .As a person of faith ( and older ) I question some of the lyrics. Believing that there is a devil is "superstitious "? Then again, I don't make Stevie Wonder my spiritual guide .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:49 AM (wmzkx)

18 Willowed: On the topic of Buicks-

Mine (inherited) has never had ballots in the trunk, to my knowledge.

But it is a 2010 LaCrosse with 53k on the clock.
Posted by: Miklos don't get around much at August 13, 2026


***
One of the first generation, then, when LaCrosse was the mid-level car, the replacement for LeSabre? Later, after the demise of the model that replaced the much-missed Park Avenue, LaCrosse moved up to become the top-level car.

No, wait. 2010 was the first year of the big flagship LaCrosse, the generation I have (mine is a 2016).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:50 AM (wzUl9)

19 Disclaimer: Don't lesnerize!
Posted by: Pixy Misa

I guess Martinizing is still OK

Posted by: Miklos also did the de-lousing part at August 13, 2026 04:50 AM (XOG/m)

20 With only about 4.5 hours of sleep, I'm not sure I have the energy to work out. Which might be Sheer Laziness whispering in my ear, of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (wzUl9)

21 Post card from parents arrives 26 years later. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/yyj27p2a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (wmzkx)

22 No, wait. 2010 was the first year of the big flagship LaCrosse, the generation I have (mine is a 2016).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Only nine years until I can register it as a Classic (cheaper insurance).

Posted by: Miklos plans ahead at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (XOG/m)

23 Disclaimer: Don't lesnerize!
Posted by: Pixy Misa

I guess Martinizing is still OK

Posted by: Miklos also did the de-lousing part at August 13, 2026 04:50 AM (XOG/m)
-

Anyone here still Simonize?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 04:52 AM (yMCWt)

24 Anyone here still Simonize?
Posted by: Biden's Dog


I've never even considered buying an ecclesiastical office.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:55 AM (VHUov)

25 Alternate musical interlude:

https://tinyurl.com/47ru8rws

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (yMCWt)

26 6 I forget who wrote the story about "lesnerize." Robert Sheckley?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Yes, the short story "Protection", about the overly helpful validusian derg.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (BLOW1)

27 Disclaimer: Don't lesnerize!
Posted by: Pixy Misa


WNBA has enough of them already.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (VHUov)

28 At the Book Club at the library last night, the genre under discussion was the "cozy" mystery. As usual, I was the only guy there, and so the only one to dislike the genre -- at least the ones I've read. The others did admit that the genre was kind of like cotton candy or M & Ms; you wouldn't want to make a steady diet of any of them.

I touted the virtues of Josephine Tey's last novel, The Singing Sands. It has "cozy" elements: no gore or explicit language or sex; it takes place mostly in small communities in Scotland; and the sleuth, even though he's a Scotland Yard inspector, is on medical leave (an attack of claustrophobia!), so he's sort of an amateur detective in this story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (wzUl9)

29 Anyone here still Simonize?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs


Says who?

Posted by: Miklos awaits prompt at August 13, 2026 04:58 AM (XOG/m)

30 Sorry to repeat but Philistines upon you, America:

https://tinyurl.com/yx2pur6t

https://tinyurl.com/4ze7r2bh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:00 AM (yMCWt)

31 Anyone here still Simonize?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
-

Says who?

Posted by: Miklos awaits prompt at August 13, 2026 04:58 AM (XOG/m)
-

Ize said.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:01 AM (yMCWt)

32 The Google introduced its Pixel 11 phones and related products yesterday. A few things I noticed.

Trevor Noah, The event MC, is a tech illiterate who probably carries an iPhone.

Cell phone design and implementation maxed about 5 years ago, it seems, and has barely advanced since then. For example, a Pixel 11 key feature is an LED on the back camera bar that lights up when one of your favorites calls you. Yeah! Somehow this is supposed to make it easier for cell phone addicts to not interact with their phone.

AI jammed into every conceivable nook and cranny of these electronic surveillance devices now makes electronic surveillance acceptable.

Plus the prices are higher.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:01 AM (JUTN6)

33 I forget who wrote the story about "lesnerize." Robert Sheckley?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Yes, the short story "Protection", about the overly helpful validusian derg.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 13, 2026


***
Sheckley was kind of a gadfly of SF magazines in the '50s -- very prolific, using at least one pen name, and producing a raft of stories with his brand of poker-faced humor. Sort of like William Tenn.

One Sheckley story in Galaxy, "A Wind Is Rising," features humans stationed on a planet where the winds blow at over 100 miles per hour nearly all the time. A very tense story that would have made a fine Outer Limits, old or new, had they possessed the budget for it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:01 AM (wzUl9)

34 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:57 AM (wzUl9

And did Tey sound like someone they would like to read or had anyone?

If you were going to start a book club for men how would you advertise that, and what would you choose?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:02 AM (wmzkx)

35 Ize said.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

An Ize-ly Brother!

Posted by: Miklos wants to SHOUT at August 13, 2026 05:03 AM (XOG/m)

36 Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 04:55 AM (VHUov)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:03 AM (wmzkx)

37 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:04 AM (u82oZ)

38 The ghetto ride of choice in northern Minnesota is the 2000 to about 2005 Buicks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:04 AM (JUTN6)

39 Thursday on Movies! is Noir and Mystery Day. They start off today with Joan Crawford in Flamingo Road -- the basis, I guess, for the nighttime soap in the '80s with Morgan Fairchild -- and progress through three Hitchcock films and two Michael Shaynes, before climaxing with Sunset Boulevard in prime time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:06 AM (wzUl9)

40 FenelonSpoke

Military Sci-Fi Book Club: Finding the plot holes.

Many men, few women readers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:06 AM (u82oZ)

41 If you were going to start a book club for men how would you advertise that, and what would you choose?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Jack London, Mark Twain, Chaucer

Evelyn Waugh and Winston Churchill for the advanced members

H.L. Mencken required for entry

And some things to laugh at and make fun of in a guy way because famous but why?

Posted by: Miklos has opinions at August 13, 2026 05:07 AM (XOG/m)

42 Happy Birthday, Annie Oakley!

https://tinyurl.com/4zakrndb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:08 AM (wmzkx)

43 Friday I am going to show Monty Python and the Holy grail to a widow who has never seen it. She claims to like British humor.
We shall see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:08 AM (u82oZ)

44 If I was to start a book club for men I would republish all the popular mechanics from the 1940s and '50s and the 1960s " men's magazines" that had a busty woman on the cover and endless articles about how Hitler escaped Argentina.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:09 AM (JUTN6)

45
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

46 And did Tey sound like someone they would like to read or had anyone?

If you were going to start a book club for men how would you advertise that, and what would you choose?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026


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The librarian who runs the thing, who seems to have eclectic tastes, wrote down the title in her notebook, so maybe she'll look the author up.

For men? Adventure and crime stories. Some Alistair Maclean spy tales, the Bond books, Elmore Leonard's and Loren Estleman's Westerns and some of their crime/mystery stories, etc. Herman Wouk's Caine Mutiny and maybe his story of a young writer, Youngblood Hawke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:10 AM (wzUl9)

47 Posted by: Miklos has opinions at August 13, 2026 05:07 AM (XOG/m)

Ive read most of those folks and I like them, but since men are sometimes lamenting the loss of male only spaces ( and I agree with them) they would have to advertise it surreptitiously , I suppose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:11 AM (wmzkx)

48 How did they know it was a "woman"?

Are they teen biologists?
Posted by: Associate Justice Ketanji Jackson-Browne


They were homeschooled so that complicated question was already figured out by the time they were ten.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:11 AM (jjoN6)

49 The ghetto ride of choice in northern Minnesota is the 2000 to about 2005 Buicks.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026


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Park Avenues and LeSabres, I'll warrant, with yellow-ringed whitewalls on big sparkly rims, and paint jobs that have seen better days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:12 AM (wzUl9)

50 Miklos has opinions

An alternative is Heinlein, The Asimov Robot stories, Matthew Hughes for his tales of the Archonate, and Ryk E. Spoor for his Grand Central Arena stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (u82oZ)

51 Actually the Book Club is going to concentrate on Westerns next month. I've got a couple of Leonards and Estlemans that I can opine about.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (wzUl9)

52 21 Post card from parents arrives 26 years later.

Thank you, Fen. Sending that along to my mom. She'll love it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (jjoN6)

53 8 I've always thought that if someone did a movie of Robert Heinlein's Friday, "Superstition" should be the intro over credits music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (wzUl9)


It has occurred to me, as a fan of LitRPG, that if a movie is to ever be made of one of my faves, it would fall to me to learn how to use GenAI for video. My experience of creative endeavors tells me that there would be very limited benefit from learning how to do short-form works like music videos; once the tools were mastered (after the first one or three), the workflow would be so different, it would be time do dive straight in to the deep end.

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 05:14 AM (Sy6m/)

54 Park Avenues and LeSabres, I'll warrant, with yellow-ringed whitewalls on big sparkly rims, and paint jobs that have seen better days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

You overlooked the rust holes in the in the body from the road salt.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:17 AM (JUTN6)

55 Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:13 AM (jjoN6)

You are most welcome!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:18 AM (xPsv8)

56 Happy Thursday, everyone! I have an appointment this afternoon to get an MRI done on my knee so my PA can get an idea of what is wrong and what needs to be done. My sister in law has offered to look at the images as well because as a former ER doc, she was annoyed that my follow up appointment isn't until next week.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:18 AM (jjoN6)

57 We shall see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The Kollidge that I attended brought in people (for a fee) to speak and inform/entertain. The contracts said that they had to spend an hour after with the student speakers' committee in a kind of reception. I was never a member, but disregarded the student committee pissants who tried to keep me out.

One was Graham Chapman of the Pythonites. The students were always shy about approaching the Famous People, I wasn't, so Mr Chapman and I were having a conversation in which I knew not to ask about Monty Python, or repeat any usual question.

Then two from the Official Committee came over and said "we love your British humour, more sophisticated than American".

Chapman looked at them and said "we did fart jokes, you know"

Posted by: Miklos well remembers at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (XOG/m)

58 The first time I heard Superstition was at 71 or 72 Rolling Stones concert. Stevie Wonder opened for the Stones. I can barely remember what the stoves played, but I remember nearly every note Stevie Wonder played.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (JUTN6)

59 Miklos well remembers

You are most fortunate.

What questions did you ask?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:23 AM (u82oZ)

60 >>>The "Godmother of AI" says the biggest risk to AI is students losing the desire learn. (Tech Spot)
Don't know how to tell you this, Fei-Fei...

Indeed!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:23 AM (odBC9)

61 My book club would spend months on the Bronte Sisters, if we have enough Bourbon and cigars, and PBR.

We would take turns reading passages in exaggerated girl voices while tending to the grill and smoker, and trying to get Earl's truck fixed.

Posted by: Miklos thinks hell this might work at August 13, 2026 05:24 AM (XOG/m)

62 Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:18 AM (jjoN6

Will keep you in prayer and I'm glad your SIL can look at the images.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:25 AM (xPsv8)

63 Old time hymn by Mormon Tabernacle Choir "Be Still, My Soul":

https://tinyurl.com/yarju59k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:29 AM (xPsv8)

64 I can barely remember what the stoves played

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (JUTN6)
-

They were hot back then.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:29 AM (yMCWt)

65 I suspect that NVidia's is fast-milking the market for as much money as it can get before the bubble pops. No graphics card is worth $16K. That's just... stupid.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2026 05:30 AM (O7YUW)

66 They were hot back then.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


They were a gas.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 05:32 AM (jjoN6)

67 My Guys' Book Club could also tackle Stephen Hunter's stories of the law enforcement adventures of the Swagger men, Charles in the 1930s, his son Earl until his death in 1956, and *his* son Bob Lee from the '70s to recent times.

Charles I picture looking like Scott Glenn; Earl, like Rory Calhoun. Bob Lee I'm not sure about. Didn't Mark Wahlberg play him in one film adaptation?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:33 AM (wzUl9)

68 Stevie Wonder - Superstition

He's a good one.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:33 AM (odBC9)

69 64 I can barely remember what the stoves played

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (JUTN6)
-

They were hot back then.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 13, 2026 05:29 AM (yMCWt)

; )

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:34 AM (odBC9)

70 What questions did you ask?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Starting about that time, I have met some well known people, and it started then-

Nothing about what you are famous for

Nothing particularly personal

Look around-same or different (to them, not me)?

I asked if the same cheap (but French, must be French) wine was all the universities he did his appearances at (Yes, good laugh)

Do you have time to eat some New Orleans food, do you know where to go? (No actually, do you have any suggestions)

Well, I made you laugh, do I have a career in comedy (perhaps, probably not, it is a funny business).

We were talking about New Orleans food when we were rudely interrupted.

Posted by: Miklos never asks the same question once at August 13, 2026 05:35 AM (XOG/m)

71 57 Then two from the Official Committee came over and said "we love your British humour, more sophisticated than American".
Posted by: Miklos well remembers at August 13, 2026 05:19 AM (XOG/m)

They seem nice.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:37 AM (odBC9)

72 Miklos asks good questions

Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:38 AM (u82oZ)

73 Miklos

This sounds like Tulane, not Loyola.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:39 AM (u82oZ)

74 Grumbling of thunder outside. Maybe my idea of skipping my workout today was not such a bad one. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

75 No graphics card is worth $16K. That's just... stupid.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Not even if it is a mint condition original signed by Rookie Joe DiMaggio himself?

Posted by: Miklos knos what he's got, or can make at August 13, 2026 05:41 AM (XOG/m)

76 I was happy to meet a neighbor yesterday whom I didn't really know , who set up lovely boxes of flowers on the bridge over our little pond by the street. She does a lovely job with them and I am so grateful .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:41 AM (wmzkx)

77 This sounds like Tulane, not Loyola.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

In Nawlins it is pronounced Lie-ola

Pretty girls right next door

Posted by: Miklos and Muldoon have a vague collegiate connection at August 13, 2026 05:43 AM (XOG/m)

78 60 >>>The "Godmother of AI" says the biggest risk to AI is students losing the desire learn. (Tech Spot)
Don't know how to tell you this, Fei-Fei...

Indeed!
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:23 AM (odBC9)

Subtitle of the article:

Fei-Fei Li warns overreliance on AI could erode students' motivation, agency, and ability to think for themselves

Ayup!

archive site:

https://archive.is/oO7Lj

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:46 AM (odBC9)

79 There was an American Chemical Society meeting in NO one year. My professor and I spent Saturday night touring the Tulane chemistry department. And walked the grounds of Loyola.

My major professor then failed at tenure, so he went to Loyola. Just in time for the floods. He moved to a third university.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:47 AM (u82oZ)

80 The Godmother of AI article has an embedded Huberman Lab video in which she is interviewed.

hubermanlab.com

Using AI for Good
Using AI to Increase Your Intelligence & Enrich Humanity
Dr. Fei-Fei Li

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

81 I'm going to be like Village Idiot's Apprentice , and go for a walk. It's only 82℉ outside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 05:54 AM (u82oZ)

82 Stevie Wonder
Superstition
Sesame Street Live
https://youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE

This is the version.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:54 AM (JUTN6)

83 I spent Saturday night touring the Tulane chemistry department.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

As a young lad, I considered the on campus beer joint the "Chemistry Department".

Loyola had one too, but the idjits never bothered to wander over and say hi.

Posted by: Miklos enjoyed his time there, even god good grades somehow at August 13, 2026 05:55 AM (XOG/m)

84 Our kitten is standing straight up on his back feet to play with his toy mouse. He makes me laugh

May you all have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 05:56 AM (wmzkx)

85 82 Stevie Wonder
Superstition
Sesame Street Live
https://youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE

This is the version.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 05:54 AM (JUTN6)

Wow! He IS the music!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)

86 This sounds like Tulane, not Loyola.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*
In Nawlins it is pronounced Lie-ola

Pretty girls right next door
Posted by: Miklos and Muldoon have a vague collegiate connection at August 13, 2026


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Not as many pretty ones as in years gone by. A lot of them look like they've been snacking on Twinkies for a good part of the day since they were twelve.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

87 There was an American Chemical Society meeting in NO one year. My professor and I spent Saturday night touring the Tulane chemistry department. And walked the grounds of Loyola.

My major professor then failed at tenure, so he went to Loyola. Just in time for the floods. He moved to a third university.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026


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What year did you visit?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

88

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 13, 2026 06:10 AM (yM1Zs)

89 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 13, 2026 06:11 AM (2Ez/1)

90 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 13, 2026


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What morning would be complete without a belch from The Hag, amirite?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

91 Not as many pretty ones as in years gone by. A lot of them look like they've been snacking on Twinkies for a good part of the day since they were twelve.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Ha!

Probably sad but true.

But my freshman year I went to a couple of parties at the katlick all-girl college right across St Charles. Was that Dominican? I think they closed soon after.

The girls there were man-hungry, and all about thrice my skinny 18 year old self.

I realized that nekkid activities could easily get my bones broken. ta-ta, well-fed young ladies

Posted by: Miklos made difficult decisions early in life at August 13, 2026 06:15 AM (XOG/m)

92 80 The Godmother of AI article has an embedded Huberman Lab video in which she is interviewed.

hubermanlab.com

Using AI for Good
Using AI to Increase Your Intelligence & Enrich Humanity
Dr. Fei-Fei Li
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

It's two hours plus a bit.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)

93 What morning would be complete without a belch from The Hag, amirite?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

We are the last Proud Sponsor of the Clinton Global Foundation

Posted by: Val-U-Rite (which does sound like a K&B brand) at August 13, 2026 06:18 AM (XOG/m)

94 But my freshman year I went to a couple of parties at the katlick all-girl college right across St Charles. Was that Dominican? I think they closed soon after.

The girls there were man-hungry, and all about thrice my skinny 18 year old self.

I realized that nekkid activities could easily get my bones broken. ta-ta, well-fed young ladies
Posted by: Miklos made difficult decisions early in life at August 13, 2026


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Right, Dominican was up the street, about a block past Broadway. Loyola took the buildings over in the late '80s or early '90s -- at least Miss Linda was staying there during her first semester of law at Loyola. Not sure if they are still owned by Loyola, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

95 Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?

Charming guy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)

96 When I started working at Two-Lane in 1988, there were plenty of good-looking girls, including graduate students. And some in my night school classes, too, and one lovely lady I dated who managed the Arby's inside the university center building.

Still there were some when I returned to work there in '02, but a lot of them were slim Chinese students. Though there was one Brazilian girl, fair-skinned with black hair, who was spectacular.

The undergrads, however, steadily gained avoirdupois over the years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

97 Not sure if they are still owned by Loyola, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I think Tulane leased some dorms for a while, until they got in all the money and built their own.

Posted by: Miklos finds it amusing that the Alumi Association thinks I should give moneys at August 13, 2026 06:26 AM (XOG/m)

98 Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?

Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,

Consummate consummating one might say

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:26 AM (JUTN6)

99 Wolfus Aurelius

1994.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

100 95 Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?

Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)

None of that is on his Wikipedia page.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)

101 83 As a young lad, I considered the on campus beer joint the "Chemistry Department".

Posted by: Miklos enjoyed his time there, even god good grades somehow at August 13, 2026 05:55 AM (XOG/m)

heh

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (odBC9)

102 Janix isn’t right for everyone. Don’t take Janix if you are allergic to Janix.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (pI9r+)

103 Hillary Clinton

Web Hubble had it in for you. Webb Hubble!

Was Henry Waxman unavailable?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

104 G'mornin' everyone!

Happy Friday Eve!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (VyBeY)

105 IIRC, Buick had the highest quality ratings in recent years of any GM product. Of course, GM had already ditched the Old- smobile and pony-act nameplates. My parents usually went GM, except several Dodges. After a lemon Dodge or two, they tried Chebby again.
I exclude GM consideration since Mr. Obama’s phony “bankruptcy” for GM, since my 401-k once held GM bonds. I was lucky that my bonds matured before the bondholders were betrayed by the “bankruptcy”.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 13, 2026 06:28 AM (1FEc1)

106 Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)

Let’s not get all knotted up about oo did oo.

Posted by: Pete Bog channeling Python at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (pI9r+)

107 The undergrads, however, steadily gained avoirdupois over the years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Mass is a mathematically measurable manifestation.

It sometimes comes down to raw numbers.

In my day

Tulane-5/3 ratio boys/girls

Loyola-7/3 ratio girls/boys

Res ipsa loquitur

Posted by: Miklosius does not remember Tulane's official Latin Motto, sure they got one though at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (XOG/m)

108 Andrew Huberman Daily Mail article:

https://tinyurl.com/yufjs998

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (nHXB4)

109 Wolfus Aurelius

1994.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026


***
I was working at the Graduate School office then, down in the main building on St. Charles. Used MS Access to build them an automated payroll action form (PAF) printing system. The GS had to generate them for all the grad students except for the med school and Engineering. The lady whose job it had been took all summer to *type* the darn things, a lot of the data over and over again. That was just the sort of thing computers were for.

Still my best achievement in the computer field, bar none.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)

110
The girls there were man-hungry

Can such things be?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:32 AM (O0L8i)

111 I received a class action settlement check in the amount of $2.23 a couple days ago. I was greatly disappointed as I was counting on that settlement to continue to fund my retirement debauchery.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:32 AM (JUTN6)

112 100 95 Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?

Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)

None of that is on his Wikipedia page.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)

Oh, it does have this:

Enrique Alpañés, writing in El Pais in 2025, described Huberman as "He-Man in a lab coat: a bearded, muscular jock with an impressive resume and even better oratory skills ... [preaching] a Silicon Valley-style self-help approach, a kind of “pop neuroscience” focused on lifestyle changes and supplements to work faster and live longer", though opining that Huberman often "recommends activities that are more befitting a deranged shaman than a scientist".

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:33 AM (odBC9)

113 Happy Friday Eve!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

It is now Friday

Drink appropriately

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump, by Executive Order at August 13, 2026 06:33 AM (XOG/m)

114
Posted by: Miklosius does not remember Tulane's official Latin Motto, sure they got one though at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (XOG/m)

Deo et Patriae

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:34 AM (O0L8i)

115 111 I received a class action settlement check in the amount of $2.23 a couple days ago. I was greatly disappointed as I was counting on that settlement to continue to fund my retirement debauchery.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:32 AM (JUTN6)


My favorite class action settlement was from Zappos, due to a data breach.

A one-time 10% off coupon, which would expire in 30 days...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:34 AM (nHXB4)

116 Six at once? Excluding the skeez and public health factors, that’s a remarkable bit of logistical work.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 13, 2026 06:35 AM (pI9r+)

117 I think Tulane leased some dorms for a while, until they got in all the money and built their own.
Posted by: Miklos finds it amusing that the Alumi Association thinks I should give moneys at August 13, 2026


***
For many years the grad student apartments used to stand on the north end of campus, a long walk from anything else. Katrina finished that off. For a time Two-Lane leased apartments in a Garden District-area building, and they had some apartments as late as 2015 down by the med school and the public library.

They built some new grad housing, I think, but I'm not sure where.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)

118
Isn't Andrew Huberman the self-help guru that got busted for having six simultaneous affairs with women? None knew about the other?

Charming guy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:22 AM (nHXB4)


Must have been exhausting. One good thing about monogamy is that there's only one situation to handle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:36 AM (O0L8i)

119 Still my best achievement in the computer field, bar none.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

University Textbook Department

Downstairs in the UC

Oh lawd

Barbara Williams was the best boss I ever had, though

Posted by: Miklos was apartially self-funded student at August 13, 2026 06:37 AM (XOG/m)

120 Must have been exhausting. One good thing about monogamy is that there's only one situation to handle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


*smiles....?*

Posted by: Eve at August 13, 2026 06:38 AM (XOG/m)

121 Must have been exhausting. One good thing about monogamy is that there's only one situation to handle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Do your dogs know this?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (JUTN6)

122
Now that I'm finished with assembling my journal references, the time to assemble my patent references draws nigh. Reviewing the CPC Scheme for catalysts, at random I looked up B01J 2531/0227 (Catalysts; Compositional aspects of complexes used; Complexes comprising pentahapto-cyclopentadienyl analogues; Carbollides) and damned if the first reference wasn't one where I'm an inventor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (O0L8i)

123 108 Andrew Huberman Daily Mail article:

https://tinyurl.com/yufjs998
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (nHXB4)

Thank you!

archive site:

https://archive.is/wip/QrMG3

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)

124 I fed the furry monsters early last night, as we left for the library at 5:15. So I'll feed them a little earlier than usual this morning, and get them back on the 6 pm and 6 am schedule tonight and tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

125 123 108 Andrew Huberman Daily Mail article:

https://tinyurl.com/yufjs998
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2026 06:31 AM (nHXB4)

Thank you!

archive site:

https://archive.is/wip/QrMG3
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)

It reads like a he-said, she-said.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

126 Must have been exhausting. One good thing about monogamy is that there's only one situation to handle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


***
The most I ever tried to juggle was two women. Exhausting indeed.

But fun for all concerned . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

127
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy head out this morning for a four-weekend trip to points north (Waco, Twin Cities, Amana, Des Moines). Spare a thought for safe travels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:44 AM (O0L8i)

128 For many years the grad student apartments used to stand on the north end of campus, a long walk from anything else.



Looked like Stalinist communal housing.

As a student, I was....involved in a satirical weekly for which Two-Lane was a target rich environment.

One of my first published pieces was after the old Sugar Bowl Stadium was demolished was a mock Official Study that determined the best use of the old stadium site was for a stadium.

Lot of housing there now, or so I hear. AND A POOL

Posted by: Miklos declines all University requests for gifts in my dotage at August 13, 2026 06:44 AM (XOG/m)

129 Hadrian the Seventh

Very cool.

Better than walking the stacks, seeing a familiar journal, and thumbing to your first paper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

130 But fun for all concerned . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

GLARE GLARE GLARE

Posted by: Darleen, Marleen and Charleen at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (XOG/m)

131 Deranged shaman?

A certain mad Russian holy man would like to have a word with him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD)

132 I once tried juggling three women. The head injury lawsuits bankrupted me.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2026 06:46 AM (JUTN6)

133 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:44 AM (O0L8i)

I will do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 06:46 AM (rHgXV)

134 Alteria Pilgram

Different ports is the answer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

135
Better than walking the stacks, seeing a familiar journal, and thumbing to your first paper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:45 AM (u82oZ)


https://tinyurl.com/3a6jp8na

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:47 AM (O0L8i)

136 Different ports is the answer.

Cruise widows wave.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2026 06:47 AM (2GVsD)

137 Hadrian the Seventh

Prayers for safe and rewarding travels ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

138 Hadrian, I managed to see the brace picture of the Borzois you sent when I got home. Gorgeous dogs and it looked like they were having fun.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 06:49 AM (jjoN6)

139
I managed to see the brace picture of the Borzois you sent when I got home. Gorgeous dogs and it looked like they were having fun.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 06:49 AM (jjoN6)


Two Borzoi boys are a team.

Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 06:50 AM (O0L8i)

140 Better than walking the stacks, seeing a familiar journal, and thumbing to your first paper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*thinks...walking the stacks....saw your favorite journal*

*maybe*

*needs work*

Posted by: Miklos, songwriter for Patsy Cline at August 13, 2026 06:50 AM (XOG/m)

141 "Sharing what we love." Devotional on Acts 4:1-8

https://tinyurl.com/46wdsxn7

Reading this reminds me of poster Marcus, a very nice guy sharing his faith in Christ. Haven't seen him for a while. Hope he's doing well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 06:51 AM (rHgXV)

142 Hadrian the Seventh

OMG.
Physical Organic Chemistry and Hammett's equation. I am having a linear free-energy relationship flashback.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

143 For many years the grad student apartments used to stand on the north end of campus, a long walk from anything else.
*
Looked like Stalinist communal housing.

As a student, I was....involved in a satirical weekly for which Two-Lane was a target rich environment.

One of my first published pieces was after the old Sugar Bowl Stadium was demolished was a mock Official Study that determined the best use of the old stadium site was for a stadium.

Lot of housing there now, or so I hear. AND A POOL
Posted by: Miklos declines all University requests for gifts in my dotage at August 13, 2026


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Was that the satirical paper that referred to the official campus newspaper, the Hullabaloo, as the "Hullabaloser?"

When the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 was a student there in the mid-'70s, the pool was in the "basement" (really the ground level) of the UC. Along with a barbershop!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)

144 Old Two-Lane stadium is significant for me, not because I was ever there (I was not) but the first Super Bowl I remember watching was played there between the Steelers and Vikings. SB IX, I believe… I was a young lad rooting for the Vikes because they had Fran Tarkenton, but they got beat up that day by the Steel Curtain. Still sticks in my head…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 06:54 AM (MaA4a)

145 The Two-Lane Hullabaloo once used to run Dave Barry's column. I recall one suggesting a game show called "Eat Bugs for Money."

"You would do this. Yes, you! You reading this right now! For enough cash, you'd eat bugs for money, wouldn't you?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)

146 Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


And a group of Greyhounds are a Nap.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 06:57 AM (jjoN6)

147 What's the Janix, Kenneth?????

Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2026 06:59 AM (DZ9Lv)

148 Old Two-Lane stadium is significant for me, not because I was ever there (I was not) but the first Super Bowl I remember watching was played there between the Steelers and Vikings. SB IX, I believe… I was a young lad rooting for the Vikes because they had Fran Tarkenton, but they got beat up that day by the Steel Curtain. Still sticks in my head…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026


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The old stadium was practically across the street from the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's dorm. Neither of us had any interest in feetsball. We'd walk (yes, it was possible to walk pretty safely after dark in certain areas then) over to a nearby restaurant for some pizza; there'd be nobody there. As we came back, the game would be over and everybody would be streaming *away* from the stadium.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:59 AM (wzUl9)

149 When the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 was a student there in the mid-'70s, the pool was in the "basement" (really the ground level) of the UC. Along with a barbershop!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

The pool was only for the swim team, not for regular students. The barber shop charged $3 for a simple and quick ROTC cut, which was OK with me.

The Hullabaloozer was based on the name of a professor named Radomir Lujza who was quite good, but whose son (a Junior of the same name ) attended for free (perk of being on faculty) and had written inbecilia in the Hullaballoo and was thus dubbed Radical Loser.

Posted by: Miklos, now it all comes back at August 13, 2026 07:00 AM (XOG/m)

150 Two Borzoi boys are a team.

Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026


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Two cats are a hit squad.

Especially if you happen to be a mouse, a lizard, or a salamander.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

151 If you were going to start a book club for men how would you advertise that, and what would you choose?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Boobs

Posted by: Average male AoS poster at August 13, 2026 07:01 AM (DZ9Lv)

152 The old stadium was practically across the street from the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's dorm. Neither of us had any interest in feetsball. We'd walk (yes, it was possible to walk pretty safely after dark in certain areas then) over to a nearby restaurant for some pizza; there'd be nobody there. As we came back, the game would be over and everybody would be streaming *away* from the stadium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:59 AM (wzUl9)

That is interesting…. 3 of the first 9 super bowls were played there between 1970 and 1975. Does that timeframe coincide with your time there?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026 07:02 AM (MaA4a)

153 It reads like a he-said, she-said.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

Technically, a she said, she said, she said.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 13, 2026 07:03 AM (Edxq2)

154 111
When you get those notices in the mail saying that you might be entitled to money from a class action settlement, read the fine print!
The ones that I have seen, say they can compel you to produce more documentation!
I throw them in the trash.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 13, 2026 07:03 AM (1FEc1)

155 Posted by: Average male AoS poster at August 13, 2026 07:01 AM (DZ9Lv

If it were men only there wouldn't be only boobs, unless they were "man boobs" , but yes, that does sound like many posters at " Hootersville" uhh ASHQ. Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:04 AM (DzHyO)

156 That is interesting…. 3 of the first 9 super bowls were played there between 1970 and 1975. Does that timeframe coincide with your time there?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 13, 2026


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Yes; Mrs. W. No. 1 attended from '74 to '76 before transferring to the campus in Lafayette (when we got married and moved). I didn't attend until the night school after I became an employee, twelve years later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

157 The most I ever tried to juggle was two women. Exhausting indeed.

But fun for all concerned . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Guy on the Cal Poly SLO debate team tried to juggle 2 girlfriends, one on his team and one on mine. They both figured it out at nationals and publicly clobbered him.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 13, 2026 07:05 AM (DZ9Lv)

158 "Any" not "only"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:06 AM (DzHyO)

159 The old stadium was practically across the street from the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's dorm.



Roommates and I "acquired" some of the astroturf from the old stadium. It was part of the 20 yard line, but only part. Became the "floor treatment" of our apartment.

We enjoyed telling girls (on the rare occasions any came over) that this is the original two yard line, number's right there

Posted by: Miklos recalls and becomes content at August 13, 2026 07:07 AM (XOG/m)

160 The most I ever tried to juggle was two women. Exhausting indeed.

But fun for all concerned . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Guy on the Cal Poly SLO debate team tried to juggle 2 girlfriends, one on his team and one on mine. They both figured it out at nationals and publicly clobbered him.
Posted by: Dark Lix at August 13, 2026


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In my case they each worked, and lived, at opposite ends of town. A workout it was for my little Ford Escort, since I lived in a third area, about halfway between them.

One was ten years younger than me; the other about five years older. An interesting contrast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

161 Intel's been a day late and a dollar short for about a decade.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 07:09 AM (+LSGm)

162 Kind stranger at the Birmingham airport:

https://tinyurl.com/4e67xxkc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 07:10 AM (SQmE5)

163 Intel's been a day late and a dollar short for about a decade.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026


***
Currently adjusted to six days and $7.99 thanks to inflation . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

164 One was ten years younger than me; the other about five years older. An interesting contrast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

*looks for a job, any job at Loyola, Tulane, UNO, or even Delgado, if the....uh...personnel schedule works*

Posted by: Miklos is only occasionally picky at August 13, 2026 07:12 AM (XOG/m)

165 The two simultaneous girlfriends were a contrast in looks too. One looked like Claudia Cardinale's younger and less glamorous (but still super cute) sister. The older, like Marsha Mason when she did The Goodbye Girl.

Ah, for 1991 again . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)

166 mornin yall. I got an email that Microsoft is doing away with SMS two factor authentication because it's not secure. I don't care what they come up with, as long as humans are involved, it won't be secure.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

167 One of my older siblings went to Georgia Tech and was in a frat. Circa 1970 the yellow jackets hosted Tulane for Homecoming and my family went to Atlanta. It was tradition for every frat to decorate the house in a "float" for a prize competition. This involved copious amounts of chicken wire, colored tissue paper and no small amount of hooch. They were extremely creative, and being Tech, the display had to be dynamic enough to pretty much get up and walk around the yard to even come close to winning.
Ten year old me was awed at all the amazing depictions of how a flying stinging insect was going to destroy the Green Wave.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

168 mornin yall. I got an email that Microsoft is doing away with SMS two factor authentication because it's not secure. I don't care what they come up with, as long as humans are involved, it won't be secure.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2026


***
I'm so bloody tired of having not only to log in to a website, but also having to get a code off my phone or email and enter that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)

169 Oh my, off brain dead sock.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:19 AM (MWfyi)

170 The "Godmother of AI" says the biggest risk to AI is students losing the desire learn. (Tech Spot)

***

No shit? Why hasn't anyone else thought of this before?

Posted by: Biergood at August 13, 2026 07:19 AM (PwgSL)

171 Ah, for 1991 again . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Your adventure led to an an unanticipated series of events including the bankruptcy of Schwegman's and the end of K&B, yet you emerged almost unscathed.

Posted by: Miklos has plot concepts over here at August 13, 2026 07:20 AM (XOG/m)

172 mornin yall. I got an email that Microsoft is doing away with SMS two factor authentication because it's not secure. I don't care what they come up with, as long as humans are involved, it won't be secure.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2026

That stinks. Their stupid 2FA app has never worked for me on Android.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 13, 2026 07:21 AM (+LSGm)

173 "Bill Gates’ daughter Phoebe accused of ‘cookie stuffing’ scheme that has max penalty of 20 years in prison"

She fancies herself as a business person. Why bother? She's just screwing things up for others when she could go away and live a life of luxury. A Gates family trait, I guess.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:22 AM (MWfyi)

174 Not much on the schedule here today. We might go over to the nearby mall and walk at ten am. Otherwise I need to get an (approximate and wildly optimistic) insurance quote on a house I like, and if it's not too excruciating a price, to ask my real estate agent to set up a video tour. It's a nice-looking 2BR/1BA with garage and basement in what appears on Gorgle Street View to be a nice area.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:23 AM (wzUl9)

175 Ah, for 1991 again . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
*
Your adventure led to an an unanticipated series of events including the bankruptcy of Schwegman's and the end of K&B, yet you emerged almost unscathed.
Posted by: Miklos has plot concepts over here at August 13, 2026


***
Sometimes I get lucky. In more than one way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

176 I thought Gates' kid was Phil, not Phoebe

Or will be?

I dunno

Posted by: Miklos is rather uninformed and unconcerned at August 13, 2026 07:24 AM (XOG/m)

177 The local schools started up last Friday (stupid, I know) and yesterday one of the high schools got shut down until next Monday because a student shot another student.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)

178 I thought Gates' kid was Phil, not Phoebe

Or will be?

I dunno
Posted by: Miklos is rather uninformed and unconcerned at August 13, 2026


***
"Open" and "Closed" were two names they rejected.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)

179 When the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 was a student there in the mid-'70s, the pool was in the "basement" (really the ground level) of the UC. Along with a barbershop!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)

Wait. Did you say there was wimmin in the basement?

Posted by: Hick at August 13, 2026 07:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

180 The local schools started up last Friday (stupid, I know) and yesterday one of the high schools got shut down until next Monday because a student shot another student.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026


***
That's the hard way to avoid having to write a theme on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:26 AM (wzUl9)

181 The principal says "I want you to know how incredibly proud I am of each and every one of you,"

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

182 Sometimes I get lucky. In more than one way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I hope that applies to the new house elsewhere.

Posted by: Miklos wishes well at August 13, 2026 07:27 AM (XOG/m)

183 I'm so bloody tired of having not only to log in to a website, but also having to get a code off my phone or email and enter that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)

Especially for paying a water bill or something. Do they think someone's gonna hack it and pay the bill for me?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

184 177 The local schools started up last Friday (stupid, I know) and yesterday one of the high schools got shut down until next Monday because a student shot another student.
Posted by: fd


That's a self-starter right there.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (jjoN6)

185 Sometimes I get lucky. In more than one way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
I hope that applies to the new house elsewhere.
Posted by: Miklos wishes well at August 13, 2026


***
You and me both. The house I recently considered to be perfect and in a perfect location got snapped up before I could video tour it. I've got to move faster.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (wzUl9)

186 Waiting for JJ to drop so I can understand why the feck gas jumped fifty cents overnight

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 13, 2026 07:29 AM (bGiud)

187 "Especially for paying a water bill or something. Do they think someone's gonna hack it and pay the bill for me?
Posted by: OrangeEnt"

Exactly. My ISP makes me do that every month to pay my bill. Dumb.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)

188 What stops you from renting in Tally Ho instead of the Crescent City?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

189 Gates is a good example of what Danny Polishchul calls the "Forbes 30 Under 30-to-prison pipeline."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2026 07:31 AM (BI5O2)

190 I'm so bloody tired of having not only to log in to a website, but also having to get a code off my phone or email and enter that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026
*
Especially for paying a water bill or something. Do they think someone's gonna hack it and pay the bill for me?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 13, 2026


***
I've still got my creditors sending me paper bills, and I mail my check to them. Let 'em work for their money. They're not giving me a discount for going online.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)

191 The principal says "I want you to know how incredibly proud I am of each and every one of you,"
Posted by: fd

Lil' Miklos-"incredible" means unbelievable, impossible to believe, so I don't believe you

*lil' Miklos does one of those Free GED courses*

Posted by: Miklos should learn the virtues of silence at August 13, 2026 07:32 AM (XOG/m)

192 My mom has a lot of fun when she has to explain to companies that she does not have nor ever will have a smart phone.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:33 AM (jjoN6)

193 What stops you from renting in Tally Ho instead of the Crescent City?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026


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Because I think I have only one big move left in me. And the money that would cost, including moving my furniture or storing it, deposits, rent on a year's lease, pet deposits, and pet rent (the usual scams nowadays) mounts up to good money I could be be putting into the house.

That said, I might *have* to go and rent for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)

194 Victor Tango. I'm guessing the fact that the strategic reserve is at 30% so the oil companies decided to gouge us since PDT cannot release reserves.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 13, 2026 07:36 AM (2NHgQ)

195 That said, I might *have* to go and rent for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Fat City, baby

Welcome to Met'ry

Posted by: various Italian named property companies at August 13, 2026 07:37 AM (XOG/m)

196 Wolfus Aurelius

Donate the furniture. Ship your beloved car.

Buy new to you furniture on arrival. Rent a truck to bring the rest of your stuff.

When I moved we both sold our cars. Bought new. The difference is we had equity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

197 Gas has been falling, for regular unleaded gas (RUG) anyway, for a little while here. The Buick is at half a tank and I'm trying to use ethanol-free (E0) when I can. That stuff doesn't usually fall much when RUG does, though. I may go back to 50/50 or 40/60 RUG/E0 for my fill-ups for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:39 AM (wzUl9)

198 Alternatively, set up three piles before you move:

Pile 1: I need to have this. Ideally, this should be the smallest one.
Pile 2: I will donate this.
Pile 3: I will set this on fire.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026 07:39 AM (jjoN6)

199 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY)

200 "Lauren Boebert’s Son Arrested on Charges of Child Sexual Exploitation"

What a f'd up family.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

201 Donate the furniture. Ship your beloved car.

Buy new to you furniture on arrival. Rent a truck to bring the rest of your stuff.

When I moved we both sold our cars. Bought new. The difference is we had equity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2026


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Well, I have capital, but no equity. And it would be hard to replace a lot of my furniture, which is real solid wood, including my desk -- which dates to about 1960 and was my dinner, homework, and hobby table growing up. I'm scared to see what a Mission-style armchair would cost nowadays. I'll leave my ancient box spring and a fe other things behind and buy new, though.

Trying to drive three days in a rental truck with two cats in carriers? Not a good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:43 AM (wzUl9)

202 Alternatively, set up three piles before you move:

Pile 1: I need to have this. Ideally, this should be the smallest one.
Pile 2: I will donate this.
Pile 3: I will set this on fire.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2026


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I'd be most pleased to leave Piles 2 and 3 for this place's apartment mismanagement to deal with.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (wzUl9)

203
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

204 "Because I think I have only one big move left in me."

Thought experiment, or at least a paper exercise.
Make it a small move.
Get rid of everything except the bare minimum you need to exist as if you were camping. One table, one chair, one lamp, one place setting, an air mattress and a single set of sheets.
Get rid of everything else. Give it away, because selling isn't worth it, unless you can find a company that does an online estate sale for you.
Make your footprint so small it will fit into a small u haul trailer.
When you get a new place buy new stuff.
Start over.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

205
Fat City, baby

Welcome to Met'ry
Posted by: various Italian named property companies at August 13, 2026


***
Nowadays Fat City looks like a Western ghost town after the silver mines closed down. Some businesses, yes, and some condos, but otherwise it's not the party magnet it was in the '70s and '80s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:46 AM (wzUl9)

206 The Movie Vault Roku App, is finally at an acceptable MVP, but it looks like a year one UI.

There are no React like UI libraries to build Roku apps and I'm programming raw xml and Brightscript.

Anyhow, super happy with what I've developed so far and have replaced Plex across my entire home.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:47 AM (XV/Pl)

207 Make it a small move.
Get rid of everything except the bare minimum you need to exist as if you were camping. One table, one chair, one lamp, one place setting, an air mattress and a single set of sheets.
Get rid of everything else. Give it away, because selling isn't worth it, unless you can find a company that does an online estate sale for you.
Make your footprint so small it will fit into a small u haul trailer.
When you get a new place buy new stuff.
Start over.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026


***
Yes, I'm going to do a lot of that. My current love seat can stay or be donated, and maybe my dinette table and chairs. Certain clothes and a lot of books, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 07:48 AM (wzUl9)

208 Yes, I'm going to do a lot of that. My current love seat can stay or be donated, and maybe my dinette table and chairs. Certain clothes and a lot of books, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Do it today.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 13, 2026 07:49 AM (2Ez/1)

209 The incident is fueling more criticism of the MAID program, which was legalized in 2016 and has dramatically expanded since, with the total number of assisted deaths set at roughly 100,000.

Yeah, true euthanasia, which does not require the consent of the condemned. MAID--Murder Accomplished, Invalid Determination.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)

Wednesday Night ONT - August 12, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked with Tab. Only the best for the Horde...

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

[Top photo from NASA: Shock waves are visible around a T-38 trainer aircraft during NASA's Air-to-Air Background Oriented Schlieren flights in 2019. Schlieren imaging makes normally invisible changes in air density visible, giving researchers a way to see the same shock waves that can create sonic booms on the ground.]

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Happy Birthday!

ICYMI - congratulations to the Blogfather for 25 years of InstaPundit.

Like many others, we found InstaPundit following 9/11. We read things we did not see elsewhere and found other writers and blogs we wouldn't have found otherwise. Maintaining staying power and relevance on the internet for over 25 years without burning out is impressive.

From the Blogfather: Some thoughts on InstaPundit's 25th bloggiversary.

One of the big lessons of the past twenty five years is that the preening self-regard of the laptop class is largely unjustified. There's a lot of ignored wisdom out there.

Third, speaking of the laptop class, the press is much, much worse than I thought it was at the beginning of this exercise, and I was pretty skeptical about the press then.

Read the whole thing.
Heh.

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Animal News

A Physicist Rigged His Pet Hamster's Wheel to Upload to Strava. It Runs Surprisingly Far Every Night

Thijs de Buck, an MRI physicist based in Utrecht, the Netherlands, recently posted on Reddit that he built a speed and distance tracker for his hamster's wheel, with the data automatically uploaded to Mollie's own Strava account. Mollie, his 10-month-old hamster, is now committed to logging nightly runs with distance, pace, and time.

One recent activity showed 6.06 miles in 4 hours and 37 minutes. The next night, Mollie logged 5.55 miles in 3 hours and 56 minutes.

And the little guy's not exactly phoning it in. De Buck said Mollie is averaging almost 10 kilometers per night, with a current record of 10.8 kilometers after the first week of tracking.

"I really believe he'll be able to exceed that soon," he said.

Mollie also has a weirdly consistent schedule for a hamster. Over one seven-day stretch, he started within the same 10-minute window on five nights, between 9:54 and 10:04 p.m. He tends to run in short bursts, sometimes reaching about 4 to 5 kilometers per hour on the live monitor, then hops off for water.

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Content Rejected from the Hobby Thread

Anyone ever attend a vintage pyrex swap? Never knew such a thing existed:

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Military Traditions

How U.S. Navy Pilots Really Get Their Callsigns

Let's pause a bit and talk about the 'rules' for callsigns.

It's rumored that Air Force fighter jocks get to pick their own callsigns... which is where you get things like 'Ripper' and 'Ace' and 'Thor.'

Not in the Navy.

Callsigns are bequeathed for doing something stupid or memorable. The more you fight the more it sticks.

Usually a new guy in a squadron is given something like 'FNG' (Fucking New Guy) or 'New Jack' or 'Don't Speak.'

Eventually, someone does something noteworthy, and the King (or Queen) of the JOPA [Junior Officer Protection Agency] calls a kangaroo court known as a 'callsign review board.'

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Mandatory Maiden

Long documentary - save this one for later:

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Subaru News

For all the Subaru fans among the Horde - I held my breath a few times through this video. Impressive.

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Life Advice

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called The Slow Motion Guys. No, the channel is not about guys that move slowly. It is about two friends armed with camera equipment to show activities in super-super-super slow motion.

Some of it feels a little like a science class. Some of it feels a little like a technology class. Some of it feels like madness and giggles purely for the sake of having fun.

Over 45 million people have watched their video on how a TV works. Their video showing popcorn popping has over 24 million views. Spinning a record to pieces? Spinning a CD to destruction? Paint vibrating on a speaker? Airbag deploy? Camera shutter? They've got it all. When things happen so quickly, we miss what really happens.

They've been at it for 15 years and have over 15 million subscribers. This is a favorite:

Difficult to call it an unknown channel but it absolutely qualifies as a niche channel. It is exactly the type of content that could not survive elsewhere but thrives on a narrowcasting internet platform.

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner in internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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A Cooter tribute for the big ONT finish:

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There is no truth to the rumor that TRex is set to be announced as the new White House Press Secretary. Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly be ignored. Are you lurking ????

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Comments

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1 Time travel sure is confusing!

Posted by: mindful webworker - asking the important questions at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (B18Qw)

2 Heterosexual.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:00 PM (VQ0bX)

3 This is a Tucker... free zone.

Sid, Paul. This means you tuckers.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:02 PM (udaaY)

5 Hello all!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (zMzlR)

6 A Physicist Rigged His Pet Hamster's Wheel to Upload to Strava. It Runs Surprisingly Far Every Night

One recent activity showed 6.06 miles in 4 hours and 37 minutes. The next night, Mollie logged 5.55 miles in 3 hours and 56 minutes.


Piker.

Posted by: the server hampsters at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

7 Pittsburgh doesn't disappoint.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:04 PM (2WIwB)

8 Come Fly with Me
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You found a good one. eueToob prefers to put the crap up front
so the ASCAP fees are less.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:05 PM (VQ0bX)

9 If you lick Ca, you'll get some fizzing. I'd move its licking safety rating from green to yellow.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

10 Cooter was an ok character, I guess.

Leftist though. I mean, he did run for CONgress as a D.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

11 It's rumored that Air Force fighter jocks get to pick their own callsigns... which is where you get things like 'Ripper' and 'Ace' and 'Thor.'
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This is absolutely, categorically, and completely false.

Air Force callsigns are about puns and embarrassing incidents. A pilot who overshot the runway and ended up in sand is "Baja." Get it? Baja racing. It's all in-jokes and also name puns. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (ZOv7s)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

13 Hey! Mr. REX🦖🦖! Yay!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM (hJKeX)

14 I still have a "Ben Jones for Congress" sticker on my guitar case. I have to remind people that he was Cooter.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM (nDXEV)

15 Not sure I'd want to fly away with Frank.

I'd rather be sitting in a deck chair up over Kansas City.

https://youtu.be/JtTmx30HNrk

Posted by: mindful webworker - breaking the fun barrier at August 12, 2026 10:08 PM (B18Qw)

16 209 She already feels less of a woman

She already feels mutilated.

Men love boobs. Right?

It’s a shitty thing to say. I’ve been married. And my Boobs have been mutilated.

Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:03 PM (pXM6/)

You have no idea how she feels, or what her relationship with her husband is like. You are accusing someone of being shitty. You don't know. That makes you the shitty one in this discussion.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 10:08 PM (+Z9Sn)

17 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM (ZOv7s)

Posted something on ALH yesterday you might find a little interesting.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

18 Thanks for the ONT, Dino. Great content.

Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (CG21m)

19 cool stuff

An old friend from a "past life" (30 years back, FB friend for a decade or so) got woken up on diet and the vax, and lost a lot of weight.

But now every damn thing is conspiracy, no prescriptions are good, all just serve Big Pharma. AND there were No Planes on 9/11, another fraud. AND USA is the real terrorist, Muslims are apparently fine. And of course Israel runs Trump and US military policy.

So sad ... now I need to come up with a cogent response, but it is late, so, for another day I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (vbXSk)

20 Other great GA political stickers from yore: Pat Swindall (yeah, the name fit), and Don Johnson (not the Miami Vice guy, some hack in a bad toupee).

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (nDXEV)

21 12 Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 10:06 PM
13 Hey! Mr. REX🦖🦖! Yay!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 10:07 PM
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Howdy gang!

Posted by: TRex - general lee dino at August 12, 2026 10:10 PM (Q7yzj)

22 Pittsburgh Scanner
Mr. Washington. 92 Crane Ave - Miller's Crossing Fleatique. Caller said that the store is selling individual parts of human remains.


Pittsburgh Scanner is blue-balling me. I really want to see the followup tweet to that one.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

23 YouTube channel called The Slow Motion Guys

Been enjoying Gav & Dan's antics for years. Never miss one.

BTW, they're the Slow-Mo Guys. Just FTR. No "tion".

Posted by: mindful webworker - slooooowwwww mmmmmoooo at August 12, 2026 10:11 PM (B18Qw)

24 If you want to lick P, go with the red or black allotropes, and lick only in moderation.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

25 An old friend from a "past life" (30 years back, FB friend for a decade or so) got woken up on diet and the vax, and lost a lot of weight.

But now every damn thing is conspiracy, no prescriptions are good, all just serve Big Pharma. AND there were No Planes on 9/11, another fraud. AND USA is the real terrorist, Muslims are apparently fine. And of course Israel runs Trump and US military policy.
Posted by: illiniwek


Red Pills should come with Tinfoil Hats.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

26 I want to go to an antique pyrex swap

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (Ydd86)

27 Five minutes of samba trio:
youtube.com/watch?v=tKE7zt_1Z20

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

28 Cooter is a silly nickname.

Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)

29 Air Force callsigns are about puns and embarrassing incidents. A pilot who overshot the runway and ended up in sand is "Baja." Get it? Baja racing. It's all in-jokes and also name puns. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

See also Naval Aviator's callsigns. I give you: STAB — short for “Shit Twice And Boltered.” 'Digestive emergencies' in the cockpit of an F/A-18 on two separate flights.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (udaaY)

30 I got my first call sign assigned for violating a strict order on paperwork. LOSA stuck for a while. The LO stood for legal order. Let your imagination run wild for the SA which was the bad thing I did with a keyboard.

Posted by: epador at August 12, 2026 10:13 PM (TRnzq)

31 Evening Horde thx TRex
The Wendy's in Pittsburgh is a happening place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (WOnE5)

32 If you want to lick P, go with the red or black allotropes, and lick only in moderation.
Posted by: gp

Ask your Dr. if licking P is for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (udaaY)

33 22 Pittsburgh Scanner is blue-balling me. I really want to see the followup tweet to that one.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:10 PM
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You don't. The next tweet said the item was reported to be a rib.

I checked back though. No resolution.

Posted by: TRex - lost sheperd dino at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (Q7yzj)

34 I want to go to an antique pyrex swap
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport
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Me too! Maybe the dino will let us know where and when....

Posted by: The Grateful - R at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (XfIK1)

35 I'd think that you wouldn't want to lick Lithium at all. Wouldn't the moisture from your tongue make it go 'splody 'splody?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (0CU3H)

36 Subaru...'spit'....
Stupid hippy cars...you can bet they have a Coexist sticker, right along side a 'Trump Hitler' sticker....
Coexist indeed 🙄....


Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (hJKeX)

37 "I want to go to an antique pyrex swap"

I've got a bunch from misc garage sales. Why people would want to part with tiptop quality kitchen and cookware for two bits apiece, I dunno.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

38 You have no idea how she feels, or what her relationship with her husband is like. You are accusing someone of being shitty. You don't know. That makes you the shitty one in this discussion.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 12, 2026 10:08 PM (+Z9Sn)
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Some people just want to judge everyone. I thought it was funny, and there's some layers in this, because my wife knows that my great-grandfather wrote letters home to my great-grandmother during WW I about how he missed "the twins."

So yeah, guys like bewbs, and we're sad when our wives lose them. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

39 I want to go to an antique pyrex swap
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport

I've been scouring the thrift shops near here for antique pyrex. No luck so far but I have met some interesting folks in the kitchenware aisle I must say.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:15 PM (udaaY)

40 Reacher is back

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 10:15 PM (Ydd86)

41 The modern Pyrex is substandard compared to vintage Pyrex. Thought everyone knew that. Chinamen are ruining everything. I saw ersatz "Hyrex" in a thrift store, made in China, of course.

Posted by: Ole Buzzard at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)

42 I want to go to an antique pyrex swap
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (Ydd86)

Why not? Those things almost never break.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

43 Yay Wednesday Night ONT! Thanks, T Rex!

Pittsburgh is one entertaining place, I tells ya!

Cool top pic of the T-38 shock waves. So beautifully linear!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM (D/6p1)

44 I liked "H_ngm_n" as a call sign in Top Gun; Maverick; very clever. BTW, a far better film than the original. Aside from the flying scenes, I hated the original.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)

45 Cooter is a silly nickname.
Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)

We agree!

Posted by: Tater and Booger at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

46 Chinamen are ruining everything. I saw ersatz "Hyrex" in a thrift store, made in China, of course.

Not to be confused with Hyrax, a small, stout, and furry herbivorous mammal native to Africa and the Middle East.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

47 I'm so old I remember (I was in 7th grade) the original song "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tommy James and the Shondells. I had a transistor radio, man. I liked it. However, I did not understand most lyrics of songs til college as I was still playing sports with boys. I did not know what they were hiding (a slow learner).

I do remember memorizing the Periodic Table in pre-med chemistry with many college boys. Who were apparently as traumatized by the university class as I was as no one asked me out. It remains a mystery, as I was finally ready.

Hope you all are well and fighting commies and muzzies daily. Goodnight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (hzuYO)

48 See also Naval Aviator's callsigns. I give you: STAB — short for “Shit Twice And Boltered.” 'Digestive emergencies' in the cockpit of an F/A-18 on two separate flights.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (udaaY)
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Yeah, I saw that a while ago. A lot of "cool" callsigns are backhanded compliments at best. At first glance "Maverick" sounds cool and wild, and then you realize it's "Blue Falcon" in code. Not a team player.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (ZOv7s)

49
Not in the Navy.

Callsigns are bequeathed for doing something stupid or memorable. The more you fight the more it sticks.


In my scout troop, the youths set one rule, "Own Your Nickname, We're Not Changing It". One time a scout noted that he had no nickname despite hsving been in the troop for a couple of years. I informed him that one almost always acquired a nickname after having done something extremely stupid. From this, the young man told his mother that "Mr. Krebs thinks I'm smart." "Why is that?" "Because he said you earn a nickname if you do something stupid, and I have no nickname."

I told his mother that I never said that he had not done stupid things. What had bappened was, of the many stupid things he had done, none rose to the level of being stupid enough to call down a nickname upon him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (s9VOe)

50 Subaru Red Bull Rocket, how many gears does that thing have?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (VQ0bX)

51 Oh, that Pittsburgh Scanner always delivers!

Walked in on two women enjoying the bed in the B&B?

Why complain? Just charge customers extra for that. Right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - specialty services at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (B18Qw)

52 You have to admit Goose died doing what he loved: Shattering his cranium against a glass canopy at Mach 2.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (nDXEV)

53 31 Evening Horde thx TRex
The Wendy's in Pittsburgh is a happening place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:14 PM
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I do wonder how many police calls at the Wendy's the Pittsburgh Scanner people decide to skip for fear of taking over the rest of the content. Their whole gig could change to the Wendy's Scanner.

Posted by: TRex - pyrex hoarder dino at August 12, 2026 10:18 PM (Q7yzj)

54 A 50-50 mix of Chick-fil-A sauce and mild horseradish sauce is simply amazing on roast beef.

Just thought you should know.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 12, 2026 10:19 PM (zs/VU)

55 If you're trying to sync some sound files to some animation, and you think beer or two will help, well, I have to tell you they won't.

Until they do. Usually around the 3rd or 4th. Suddenly everything works!

Tonight, anyway. Tomorrow, maybe not.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (CHHv1)

56 What had happened was, of the many stupid things he had done, none rose to the level of being stupid enough to call down a nickname upon him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Clearly not a regular here.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (udaaY)

57 I've never really had a nickname attached to me. In the Army, I was Doc, but, shit, every medic is called Doc. I am the king of nondescript.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (0aYVJ)

58 Not to be confused with Hyrax, a small, stout, and furry herbivorous mammal native to Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

Or Hydrox. The original chocolate sandwich cookie.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

59 Li in H2O, more fizzy than splody. Yellow ranking acceptable:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHs

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

60 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

61 Not to be confused with Hyrax, a small, stout, and furry herbivorous mammal native to Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Archimedes

Could they run a server?

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (JM9I6)

62 43 Yay Wednesday Night ONT! Thanks, T Rex!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 12, 2026 10:16 PM
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Good evening LS! Thanks for being here.

Posted by: TRex - pyrex stacker dino at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Q7yzj)

63 Thank you for the ONT TRex.

I'm getting back to work in a few minutes. The animals are resting so work can get done.

Anyways, this was on Deadline.
I hope they make this movie!
They need to make this movie!

We got screwed out of black Superman. We deserve this.


As trans onscreen representation takes a hit in Hollywood, Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.

The Matrix co-auteur recently explained that despite some excitement over the script, financiers “really don’t want to make” her dystopian political thriller The Hunted, which is co-written with partner Mickey Ray Mahoney and budgeted at $10 million, due to the film’s “wall-to-wall trans cast.”

“People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)

64 I liked "H_ngm_n" as a call sign in Top Gun; Maverick; very clever. BTW, a far better film than the original. Aside from the flying scenes, I hated the original.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)
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They work. The excesses of the original have aged well. I wrote a scathing denunciation of the sequel, and have never been happier to have been completely wrong.

As a side note, I considered trying to switch over to the Navy so that I could score the trifecta, having done Army and Air Force.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (ZOv7s)

65 Pittsburgh Scanner
Arlington Heights. Arlington Ave. Caller said that a woman wearing only a red fish net body suit is outside flagging guys down offering them services. Caller does not like this.


.....and Pittsburgh Scanner wasn't willing to cop to their prostitution sting?

or

.....joke's on you, though, because she's only offering tax preparation services.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

66 Yeah ... maybe a car for hippie lesbos, but those WRX Sti models are pretty fine. I'd be glad to have one

Posted by: YellowBird at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM (MEbkQ)

67 Li in H2O, more fizzy than splody. Yellow ranking acceptable:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHs
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

Sodium (Na) in water is very interesting.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM (zs/VU)

68 I really want to see the followup tweet to that one.
Posted by: mikeski

You don't. The next tweet said the item was reported to be a rib.
I checked back though. No resolution.
Posted by: TRex


You're right. That's not nearly as funny as I was expecting.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

69 59 Li in H2O, more fizzy than splody. Yellow ranking acceptable:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHs
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

I sit corrected. Thanks!

I misremembered Na vs. Li.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 10:23 PM (0CU3H)

70 As a side note, I considered trying to switch over to the Navy so that I could score the trifecta, having done Army and Air Force.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Legions of Dependapotamuses have joined the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:23 PM (udaaY)

71 Yo Dino, thanks for the Maiden / DiAnno video!

Might not hear from me much, depends on whether I can keep myself from watching the whole thing.... I'm such a hopeless fanboy

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (97l2N)

72 Meg Ryan was very cute in TopGun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (WOnE5)

73 US Army dumps ten tons of Na into Lake Lenore, just for the helluvit:
youtube.com/watch?v=HY7mTCMvpEM

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

74 66 Yeah ... maybe a car for hippie lesbos, but those WRX Sti models are pretty fine. I'd be glad to have one

Posted by: YellowBird at August 12, 2026 10:22 PM
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I would throw money at Subaru if they would make a proper manual WRX STi hatchback again. There are rumors one is coming in 2027 but don't know volumes or markets. Stay tuned and keep fingers crossed...

Posted by: TRex - pyrex appraiser dino at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (Q7yzj)

75 I've never really had a nickname attached to me. In the Army, I was Doc, but, shit, every medic is called Doc. I am the king of nondescript.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

For the longest time, I thought my nickname was 'Stunad!'. That's what Dad called me until I left home.

(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)

76 Meg Ryan was very cute in TopGun
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM (WOnE5)

Yeah, agree, but she was chewing the scenery big-time. I found it off-putting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (0aYVJ)

77 You lick Na or K, your tongue probably won't explode, but it will be dissolved by the highly caustic hydroxides that result.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

78 71 Yo Dino, thanks for the Maiden / DiAnno video!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 12, 2026 10:24 PM
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Excellent.

Posted by: TRex - pyrex repair service dino at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (Q7yzj)

79 For the longest time, I thought my nickname was 'Stunad!'. That's what Dad called me until I left home.

(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)

Better than being called either slingshit or terrapin turd.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

80 Legions of Dependapotamuses have joined the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:23 PM (udaaY)
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Mrs. Lloyd very much enjoyed being numbered among the Dependa because we were so very boring.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)

81
I'd think that you wouldn't want to lick Lithium at all. Wouldn't the moisture from your tongue make it go 'splody 'splody?
Posted by: Darrell Harris


Sure, it might, or at least burst into flame, in addition to giving you one hell of a tongue burned by caustic.

Thing is, though, reactive metals like the alkalis are stored in an oil to stop them being exposed to air or water, so you'd have to contend with that gustatory delight first and foremost, as it would coat the metallic morsel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (s9VOe)

82 Not to be confused with Hyrax, a small, stout, and furry herbivorous mammal native to Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

Or Hydrox. The original chocolate sandwich cookie.


O Gas-X, an over-the-counter medication containing simethicone, used to quickly relieve bloating, pressure, and discomfort from intestinal gas. It works locally in the digestive tract by combining smaller gas bubbles into larger ones so the body can pass the gas more easily.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

83 "Red Pills should come with Tinfoil Hats."
Posted by: mikeski

ha, yes. And of course, there is a woman involved. heh

I was surprised to hear she was a Ted Cruz advocate, even had some political web thang, an aspect I never knew about her. But ... sigh, So Are the Hours of Our Days ... heh.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (vbXSk)

84 WTF is the laptop class?
t
Pretentious shit

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 10:27 PM (qFwJc)

85 Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly be ignored.

You lost your answering service velociraptor in the meteor strike, didn't you.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)

86 Evening horde! I had no idea Pyrex (vintage) was so popular. Makes me want to go to garage sales!

Posted by: Iris at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (286+n)

87 Here's to Cooter.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (o5Cl5)

88 Evening all. Still waiting for feedback on the interview. Hopefully tomorrow.

Now to read the content.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)

89 Nickname in school was Snidley Whiplash.
Why no, I wasn't popular.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (zNcSj)

90 I would throw money at Subaru if they would make a proper manual WRX STi hatchback again. There are rumors one is coming in 2027 but don't know volumes or markets. Stay tuned and keep fingers crossed...

Posted by: TRex - pyrex appraiser dino at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM
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Agreed. The new WRX isn't much to get excited about. Bigger brakes and the dynamic suspension. Oh and $10k more that I paid. Very Meh.

Now a hatch STi, that's a whole 'nother thing

Posted by: YellowBird at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (MEbkQ)

91 “People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless


When you say "people like it," but you exclude the "wall-to-wall trans cast" xerselves, are there still "people," plural, or is it now just you?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

92 Not ok. She feels dewoman ized enough. She feels no longer attractive. Men talk about boobs all the time.

It’s not a joke. It’s traumatic.

Posted by: AYFKM? at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (yEz+x)

Everyone is different though. You have to make allowances for differences in situation and temper.

For example I call my wife a cunt to her face all the time. She's British. She expects it. Now if I called her a libtard, or said she was like her mother, those would be fighting words.

Sorry for what you went through btw. Very. I happen to like legs FWIW.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:29 PM (vE0+H)

93 61 Not to be confused with Hyrax, a small, stout, and furry herbivorous mammal native to Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Accept no substitutes!

Posted by: Oreo at August 12, 2026 10:30 PM (o5Cl5)

94 Heat the wrong thing in Pyrex in the microwave and you can have a splodey splodey. We knew about the possibility and Brit Lass still did it, the cunt. She was heating beeswax. I read an article about why it happens. Freaky sound. Microwave lived.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:31 PM (vE0+H)

95
Neglect not the horrible fate of young ladies who painted radium salts onto watch dials and would lick the brush to create as fine a point at its tip as possible.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (s9VOe)

96 I don't advise licking pure sulfur

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)

97 And pure cobalt isn't lickable either.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)

98 Forgot to thank T Rex as I don't know where my manners are tonight.

I wandered onto a youtube (it could have been from here) about the different jobs on an aircraft carrier. While I would have loved to have flown just once with a pilot, the most dangerous jobs are the guys on the carrier.

They all are in different colors and on this one the guys in green who launch and recover the jets with cables. Hook runners.

It was a very cool youtube. I think this is the one.

https://tinyurl.com/mu4h6zjy

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (hzuYO)

99 It appears that the revolver, under water, is more lethal than the semi-auto.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (VQ0bX)

100 28 Cooter is a silly nickname.
Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)

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I know, right?

Posted by: Quim at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM (o5Cl5)

101 18 Thanks for the ONT, Dino. Great content.

Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM
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Doggo!

Posted by: TRex - pyrex insurance coverage dino at August 12, 2026 10:34 PM (Q7yzj)

102 Lilly Wachowski is attempting to make a film with an all-transgender cast… if only the industry will let her.
Posted by: Stateless


TIL the Wachowski Brothers both went trans. I was trying to figure out if they had a sister named Lilly. Nope, it's one of the originals.

Or maybe I did know this before and conveniently forgot it in the ensuing decade because who cares about the mental illnesses of Hollyweird?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

103 Ephemerol is creating new scanners.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (nDXEV)

104 Heat the wrong thing in Pyrex in the microwave and you can have a splodey splodey. We knew about the possibility and Brit Lass still did it, the cunt. She was heating beeswax. I read an article about why it happens. Freaky sound. Microwave lived.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:31 PM (vE0+H)

were it not for my wife, I would not have a microwave in the house. they suck. I almost never use it, except for popcorn. And then I stand right there like Bob Wiley, 30 seconds to go, 20 seconds to go...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

105 I don't advise licking pure sulfur
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)

Or a Timex. Nothing will happen to it. It'll just keep on ticking.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

106 One of the most unique call signs for a Naval aviator had to be Pager 'ROT' Page.

One night he had to land a Turkey at Moffett Field near San Francisco in horrible weather. On final a wind shear grabbed hold of his plane and only by going to full burners was he able to save himself and the plane.

The base commander duly got an angry letter in the mail from a regular complainer demanding to know 'when will this Reign of Terror' will end? The angry letter was forwarded to Page's CO.

So his callsign became ROT.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (2GVsD)

107 FUN FACT: If you fire your semiautomatic underwater, by the time the ejected casing goes down your shirt it will be cool enough not to leave a permanent scar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (6/7Fs)

108 88 Evening all. Still waiting for feedback on the interview. Hopefully tomorrow.

Now to read the content.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)
*************

Prayers!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (hzuYO)

109 What's the nickname the National Alliance stuck on the poor guy who had to shag SPLC Heidi?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (88C+u)

110 107 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

111
Old Pyrex is great. New Pyrex is shit.

They are using a different kind of sand or something now.

A few years ago I bought new Pyrex to cook Christmas Eve dinner. Took it out of the oven and it exploded.

Thank goodness KFC was still open on Christmas Eve.



Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/QHx4)

112 When you say "people like it," but you exclude the "wall-to-wall trans cast" xerselves, are there still "people," plural, or is it now just you?
Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

If it doesn't get made, hundreds will be disappointed.

Asian entertainment for the win.

Okay, and select Hollywood stuff but that pile of crap to dig through is getting bigger and bigger.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)

113 98 Forgot to thank T Rex as I don't know where my manners are tonight.

I wandered onto a youtube (it could have been from here) about the different jobs on an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisParanoid at August 12, 2026 10:33 PM
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You're welcome. I agree with the aircraft carrier thing. I would love to have a front row seat to watch carrier operations. Seems unlikely but holding out hope someday, somehow...

Posted by: TRex - fake pyrex detector dino at August 12, 2026 10:39 PM (rBp1O)

114 TIL the Wachowski Brothers both went trans.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

They BOTH went trans?
Damn.

I have to get back to work. All of you good people have a good night.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)

115 How can it be just past 10:30?

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Ia/+0)

116 hydrox>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oreo

Posted by: free tibet at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (iNp3L)

117 Vintage Pyrex is made of Borosilicate glass, and is suitable for use from 400° oven to table top.

Then sometime in the 80s maybe they decided to cheap out on the glass. It breaks in the heat of an oven. Just guessing on the year, but I distinctly remember dear Mom being mightily pissed off at shit breaking in the oven.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (rFdmY)

118 For the longest time, I thought my nickname was 'Stunad!'. That's what Dad called me until I left home.

(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)

I heard that from my grandmother a lot. That and little sfachimm, however the hell you spell it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (S41Gd)

119 Evening, TRex and ONT Horde. I would put Calcium on the "do not lick list", too. It reacts with water much as sodium and potassium do, just not as vigorously. But caustic lime burns are a possibility.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

120 How can it be just past 10:30?
——

It got late early, didn’t it?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 10:42 PM (rFdmY)

121 Old Pyrex is great. New Pyrex is s***.

They are using a different kind of sand or something now.


Old Pyrex was borosilicate glass. The new stuff is soda-lime glass, which is much cheaper but doesn't have the resistance to thermal shock of the old stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 10:42 PM (Riz8t)

122 I have some vintage Pyrex. It's about 70 years old and in great shape, which is why it has always been so popular.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2026 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

123 116 hydrox>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oreo
Posted by: free tibet

well, you might get better specific impulse from loading your rocket with hydrox than with an oreo

Posted by: gKWVE hasn't tried soaking the oreo in liquid o2 tho at August 12, 2026 10:43 PM (88C+u)

124 How can it be just past 10:30?
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Ia/+0)

It isn't. It's 7:45.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

125 If you lick Hg, I doubt it would react with common tongue gunk, and because of its high surface tension, it probably won't stick. Just don't swallow it. Between licking sessions, keep your stash in a tightly sealed container, so as not to breathe the vapor.

I don't think elemental S would harm you. It's not acutely toxic, and it's indigestible AFAIK. I doubt it tastes like much of anything.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

126 So sad ... now I need to come up with a cogent response, but it is late, so, for another day I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:09 PM (vbXSk)

Tell he has an intracranial lead deficiency disorder, but that suck-starting a Glock could cure him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:46 PM (1z8ji)

127 A few years ago I bought new Pyrex to cook Christmas Eve dinner. Took it out of the oven and it exploded.

Thank goodness KFC was still open on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/QHx4)

You just reminded me I had a friend in 1999 who had one go - from the oven as well - on Christmas Day. She couldn't believe it.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 10:47 PM (vE0+H)

128 I dunno gp, I heard it was corrosive. Maybe that's just when it's hot (and nobody is suggesting licking, say, molten lead, except for Paul)

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:47 PM (88C+u)

129 My first nickname was Snicklefritz by my grandfather who died when I was a baby. He was not German and I don't know why. He thought I hung the moon and I wish I had gotten old enough to know him. He had a massive MI. Felt bad after dinner holding me and asked for someone to take the baby. Died later at the hospital.

My father called me Gertrude for reasons unknown as it is not even close to my name.

The man I married has many nicknames for me for different reasons and calamities. I answer to them all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)

130 My late sister gave me a couple of Pyrex pie dishes. They have a blueish hue, which means they are high quality.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)

131 That top pic?
Been there, done that. It's pretty cool.

I hope our F16 guy is still around to appreciate it.

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)

132 Hmm, having some weird power issues in Chicago area. The weather's clear now, and the storm we had this morning wasn't nearly as bad as yesterday's.

Internet is acting funky, too.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (vSvIl)

133 How am supposed to grow a third arm if I'm not allowed to lick Plutonium?

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)

134 “People like it, but they really don’t want to make it because it’s wall-to-wall trans cast,” said Wachowski on KCRW’s The Business podcast. “I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people.”
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)

Isn't "Lilly" Wachowski a man posing as a woman?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)

135 "I dunno gp, I heard S was corrosive."

To the extent it oxidizes and then mixes with H2O, it forms acids. It might be a good experiment to get a beaker of saliva, put a pH probe in it, and then dump in some elemental S and observe it over time.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (Jr5Lq)

136 So his callsign became ROT.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM
****
Great origin story.

Posted by: TRex - flock-free dino at August 12, 2026 10:53 PM (XfIK1)

137 They BOTH went trans?
Damn.

I have to get back to work. All of you good people have a good night.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)
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Yeah. Shades of the Ferris Bueller "So that's how it is in their family."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)

138 I was trying to remember something tonight, a bluesy jazz singer, female, did a couple of albums in the early 80’s, kind of an urban sound. Can’t find her name anywhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (QFcqn)

139 Dad called my wife Punk. He was the Dad she wished she could have had.

My grandpa called grandma The Wheelie. Because she was his sidekick on all of their long road trips. I doubt they ever spent more than a few years in one spot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ)

140 I don't advise licking pure sulfur
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)

Practically insoluble in water or spit. Same as licking wax or plastic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 10:56 PM (1z8ji)

141 Anita Baker?

Posted by: Iris at August 12, 2026 10:56 PM (286+n)

142 How can it be just past 10:30?
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Ia/+0)

It isn't. It's 7:45.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

*checks watch*

*shows 6:18*

Posted by: Future Senator Blutarsky at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (wVcYX)

143 "Tell he has an intracranial lead deficiency disorder, but that suck-starting a Glock could cure him."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

heh .. well he does the carnivore thing, and guess his advocacy of that is of some merit. And some of the rest is "alt-right"? maybe, or is that an older version of alt-right? heh

I don't wat him dead, and will try to clarify that Israel may have their own issues, but Islam is actively taking over Europe, and Minnesota, and much of the world.

How much of the "Alt-Islam World" is actually "Western", idk. Saudis and others kinda pretend, but where we really stand with them, idk. They have a lot invested in our markets, and that has made them even more wealthy than their oil ... and they must love our military helping them. sigh

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (vbXSk)

144 That periodic table has more elements than I recall from school. Different names, too.

But my OCD is happy that the bottom row is full, now. Please stop discovering new elements.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

145
Heat the wrong thing in Pyrex in the microwave and you can have a splodey splodey.

How do you know if something is the wrong thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)

146 I was trying to remember something tonight, a bluesy jazz singer, female, did a couple of albums in the early 80’s, kind of an urban sound. Can’t find her name anywhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (QFcqn)


Norah Jones?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)

147 I just looked online for the primary colors pyrex bowls, which I have. They've gone up in price. Nice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

148 What's the nickname the National Alliance stuck on the poor guy who had to shag SPLC Heidi?
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 10:37 PM (88C+u)

Porker-porker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

149 There was a guy named Guericke back in the 1600s. He made sulfurball-on-a-stick treats. The kids would lick em in the dark and watch the sparks of static electricity fly.

At least, that's the way I remember the story.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

150 mikeski, wait 'til we get to the Island of Stability

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (88C+u)

151 It's rumored that Air Force fighter jocks get to pick their own callsigns...

Not entirely. Real callsigns are assigned - albeit less formally - by others. Sometimes they get assigned right out of pilot training*. Some people manage to not do anything ... notable after that. Others get picked up for being an oddball or quirky**. And not just pilots, but crewmembers and anyone pilot-adjacent.

Now, some people are lame enough they do pick their own. Nobody cares enough to assign them one. Nobody socializes enough with them to see the sorts of social faux pas that often lead to them.

(* "Flame-face" Martin. Yes, there was alcohol involved.)
(** "Skippy" - assigned because he packed peanut butter when we went to Thailand for exercises. He really couldn't handle Thai food.)

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (kU0PQ)

152 Isn't "Lilly" Wachowski a man posing as a woman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Yes. See #102. The Wachowski Brothers (The Matrix) both flipped their wigs.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

153 I hate to say it, but based on the reputation of public school these days, a "don't lick it" Elemental Table makes some sense, considering the whole "Tid Pod" era.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)

154 Heat the wrong thing in Pyrex in the microwave and you can have a splodey splodey.

How do you know if something is the wrong thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


By the splodey, mostly.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)

155 ...The man I married has many nicknames for me for different reasons and calamities. I answer to them all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)

That's a tell that you've got good people around you who love you.

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:01 PM (kU0PQ)

156 Norah Jones?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
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I don't think she was born yet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)

157 "But my OCD is happy that the bottom row is full, now. Please stop discovering new elements."

I've proposed, many times, a search for the elements with zero and negative atomic numbers. No funding yet.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

158 It’s a good show to put a small cube of elemental sodium into water - quite a powerful reaction. I remember sodium like that has to kept in some kind of oil, which it won’t react with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (QFcqn)

159 Hmm, having some weird power issues in Chicago area. The weather's clear now, and the storm we had this morning wasn't nearly as bad as yesterday's.

Internet is acting funky, too.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 12, 2026 10:52 PM (vSvIl)

Time to turn off Barky's Flak Tower of Horrors?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

160 Vintage Pyrex swap? Pffft. Come to one of my "Tupperware" parties!

Posted by: some lesbo selling dildos at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)

161
Pyrex: borosilicate

pyrex: soda lime

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (O0L8i)

162 How do you know if something is the wrong thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)

I forget. It might just be something that sits at too high a temperature for too long? I would say Brit Lass's beeswax went considerably higher than 212. I recall reading some things were worse than others.

It's also bad luck because it has to do with existing bubbles in the glass. I personally wouldn't heat anything in pyrex in the microwave for very long.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (vE0+H)

163 As far as lickable goes...

That first category should be "Sure, it's probably fine... unless it's below freezing."

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)

164 Never had a nickname, and in the army I was usually called The 2.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)

165
Look for old Pyrex at yard sales, estate sales or resale shops.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)

166 The big Pyrex bowl in the pic, the yellow one, was a common sight in homes. They had other colors too, but that must have been a favorite.

Fire King made good stuff too, be on the lookout for that. Anchor-Hoching I think, out of Ohio. Owens Corning out of New York state was a fine company as well.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:05 PM (rFdmY)

167 Damn, I thought it was a Bell x1. I are dumb.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 11:05 PM (diia5)

168 Wandered away to have a delicious bacon cheeseburger and conversation with MiladyJo and daughter. Back now just to clock out early.

Countdown to surgery on Friday, to reshape muh belly. Been warned it will hurt a while after. Meh.

🎶 It's only pain and that is all.
Why do it hurt the way it do? 🤕


What does 3/5 of a mile in ten seconds work out to in MPH?

https://youtu.be/2DWhlTzMAMw

G'night, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - oops. Math. Sorry. at August 12, 2026 11:06 PM (B18Qw)

169 Never had a nickname, and in the army I was usually called The 2.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
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I've had a bunch over the years. In Army BCT, the cadre called me "Cliffie" but my fellow trainees called me "Frasier."

Kind of funny generational Cheers/Frasier divide. But in the ANG, I never really got a callsign/moniker.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)

170 163 As far as lickable goes...

That first category should be "Sure, it's probably fine... unless it's below freezing."
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)

Oh thure! You thay that now. Where were you thix month ago?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (r7+Q7)

171 Seattle has the ability to recall a mayor?

https://youtu.be/p7HGqdxgpfQ

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (qx7Zg)

172 146 I was trying to remember something tonight, a bluesy jazz singer, female, did a couple of albums in the early 80’s, kind of an urban sound. Can’t find her name anywhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 10:54 PM (QFcqn)


Norah Jones?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
___________________

You might have the wrong Jones. I'll go with Rickie Lee Jones.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)

173 No, I would bet it is due to the very uneven heating characteristics of microwave heating. One portion of the food will be almost cold, the other side blazing hot. An oven is nice steady, even heat.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:08 PM (rFdmY)

174 "a bluesy jazz singer, female, did a couple of albums in the early 80’s, kind of an urban sound. "

Google AI sez Angela Bofill or Sue Ann Carwell.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:09 PM (Jr5Lq)

175 Good evening morons e grazie Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:10 PM (JvZF+)

176 You might have the wrong Jones. I'll go with Rickie Lee Jones.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)
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I'm going to go with Anita Baker or Taylor Dayne.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:10 PM (ZOv7s)

177 You might have the wrong Jones. I'll go with Rickie Lee Jones.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)

Madeleine Peyroux? She sounds a little like Billie Holliday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:10 PM (1z8ji)

178 Old Pyrex is great. New Pyrex is shit.
They are using a different kind of sand or something now.
A few years ago I bought new Pyrex to cook Christmas Eve dinner. Took it out of the oven and it exploded.
Posted by: four seasons
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Uppercase label - PYREX is made in Europe and uses the original formulation of Borosilicate glass.

Lower case(sort of sloppy font) label is American and cheap need it up.years ago using tempered "regular" glass.

The American crap will put up with high heat better than standard glass, but it won't take quick temperature changes anywhere near as well.as the European or "old" Pyrex.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (drwAN)

179 You can make a bowl of plain old water erupt/explode in a microwave by superheating it, and then disturbing it. People get hurt sometimes.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

180 The way to tell, by the way, is the font. “PYREX” versus “Pyrex”. Tupperware fucked up their line too. Switched over to a cheaper plastic. I think the older stuff had a depiction of a Seal on it. Get it?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (rFdmY)

181 Norah Jones?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)
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I don't think she was born yet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)

***

Valid point.
But now I think I'll put on the CD. Haven't listened in awhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)

182 As far as lickable goes...

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
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I'm here for it, as long as it's a dude.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Never had a nickname, and in the army I was usually called The 2.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)

It's the clever kids that give the nicknames that stick.

They tend to be among the most observant, if not, the most popular.



Posted by: LTG at August 12, 2026 11:12 PM (BeyMP)

184 Cheapened not cheap need it. Fsckin auto cucumber

Posted by: buddhaha at August 12, 2026 11:12 PM (drwAN)

185 Gun guys, I expect a discussion on Sunday evening on why the .357 hollowpoint acted differently than the 9mm out of the barrel. The 9mm tumbled and the .357 did not.

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)

186 When I first saw the photo at the top of this thread (the airplane & shock waves), I thought:

"Oh, no! Not ceiling joinery! First World Problems has metastasized into the ONT! Say it ain't so!"

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (RCjYY)

187 "Make Me Psychic" by Sally Cruikshank, 1978, 8 minutes.

I love this cartoon, Ms. Sally is one of the most creative animators in the world. Quality is a bit dodgy but it's too much fun. I watch this regularly. You'll have fun.

Plus, I'm on beer five.

https://tinyurl.com/4ua43e2c

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (CHHv1)

188 153 I hate to say it, but based on the reputation of public school these days, a "don't lick it" Elemental Table makes some sense, considering the whole "Tid Pod" era.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)

also, don't stick your testicles together with those reaally powerful little magnets at college summer camp.

Posted by: sal at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (f+FmA)

189 Blazing sunset in Sonoma this evening. Orange-pink-blue.

Last night was overcast. Tonight I will see Perseids. I will!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (JvZF+)

190 A lot of those vintage Pyrex are still in use in my kitchen. I watched the video and nodded repeatedly as I saw so many of my own Pyrex.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (DK5Sh)

191 The way to tell, by the way, is the font. “PYREX” versus “Pyrex”. Tupperware fucked up their line too. Switched over to a cheaper plastic. I think the older stuff had a depiction of a Seal on it. Get it?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:11 PM (rFdmY)


Everyone has cheaped out. Even the classic Linsmore Waterford glasses made today are markedly different in heft and feel from those made 20 years ago.

Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qtfk+)

192 Gun guys, I expect a discussion on Sunday evening on why the .357 hollowpoint acted differently than the 9mm out of the barrel. The 9mm tumbled and the .357 did not.
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)
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The same barrel?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (ZOv7s)

193 "Oh, no! Not ceiling joinery! First World Problems has metastasized into the ONT! Say it ain't so!"
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:14 PM (RCjYY)

Dang! I thought that too.
Horde mind.

Posted by: sal at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (f+FmA)

194 You got it! It was Rickie Lee Jonex I was trying to remember, and I don’t even know why.

I knew this was the place to ask!

(I looked at a bunch of those “female vocalists of the 80’s” online lists and not one mentioned her name.

Sic transit Gloria.

Oh wait that was Laura Branigan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (b2kfj)

195 Pittsburgh Scanner
Somewhere in the northern part of the city. No street, you'll see why. Caller owns an Airbnb and walked in on two women really enjoying the bed part of the Airbnb together. Caller is mad and wants them kicked out.


So why did the Airbnb owner think he could just walk into the house, much less the bedroom, while the house was rented out?

Or were the engineers stress-testing the bed trespassing?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 11:17 PM (VHUov)

196
Everyone has cheaped out. Even the classic Linsmore Waterford glasses made today are markedly different in heft and feel from those made 20 years ago.
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qtfk+)

__________

"But we increased share price by $0.02 in Q2!" - The Friggin' MBAs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:17 PM (O0L8i)

197 Everyone has cheaped out. Even the classic Linsmore Waterford glasses made today are markedly different in heft and feel from those made 20 years ago.
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qtfk+)
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It's called the "en-shitification" and it's about how companies squandered long-term credibility for short-term gain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)

198 *yawn*

Okay, I'm caught up mostly...

Probably ought to go to sleep, huh?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 12, 2026 11:19 PM (aJQbY)

199 Jeez.
Mrs.D has Spiderman on. It's the one where three of them are together battling bad guys. And aunt Mae is dead.
I'm turning up Norah Jones.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)

200 Sic transit Gloria.

Oh wait that was Laura Branigan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (b2kfj)

I didn't know she was sick!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

201
Interesting case in TX and CA. A Texas woman is acting as the surrogate mother for a California couple. The baby has complications. The couple wants to end the pregnancy. The surrogate mother refuses to. Her body, her choice, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)

202 Sic transit Gloria.

Oh wait that was Laura Branigan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 11:16 PM (b2kfj)

I didn't know she was sick!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (1Ff7Z)


I didn't know she was going anywhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 11:22 PM (2WIwB)

203 For the longest time, I thought my nickname was 'Stunad!'. That's what Dad called me until I left home.

(Actually a great man. Miss you Pop.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2026 10:25 PM (udaaY)
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I use Boy F.'s Italian name as a nickname other people think it is his real name.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (JvZF+)

204 Still jacking with the Movie Vault Roku app, xml / brightscript are not the same as html / javascript, steep learning curve.

The app works but it is uglier than Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (XV/Pl)

205 200

Worse than sick.

Long dead.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)

206 A lot of those vintage Pyrex are still in use in my kitchen. I watched the video and nodded repeatedly as I saw so many of my own Pyrex.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (DK5Sh)

Pyrex to me will always be that 8 oz glass measuring cup.

Posted by: LTG at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (BeyMP)

207 Red-purple-blue fading into the night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 11:25 PM (JvZF+)

208 What was lab glassware made from? I always wanted some beakers and flasks, and a bunsen burner. Science!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:25 PM (rFdmY)

209 Her body, her choice, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)

bet they argue their baby

SLAVE

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:26 PM (/+uur)

210 168 Wandered away to have a delicious bacon cheeseburger and conversation with MiladyJo and daughter. Back now just to clock out early.

Countdown to surgery on Friday, to reshape muh belly. Been warned it will hurt a while after. Meh.

🎶 It's only pain and that is all.
Why do it hurt the way it do? 🤕

G'night, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - oops. Math. Sorry. at August 12, 2026 11:06 PM (B18Qw)
*********
It is rare to have post-op teaching for surgery these days. So I will teach you (if you see this).

You will have pain but it is going to get better every single day. I had 2 c-sections and remembered all the nurse teaching I gave.

1) You will be asked to take deep breaths and cough to rid lungs of remnant anesthesia gunk. Brace your belly with a pillow and hold it. You need to do this to prevent pnemonia. Also use the incentive spirometer.

You don't realize how much you use your abdominal muscles when you sneeze. Brace, baby, brace with that pillow for a few days as it helps.

2) The first time you get out of bed it will hurt. After that not as bad. Keep moving and it gets better daily.

You will do well and I want to hear how well you are doing. XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 11:26 PM (hzuYO)

211 What about the Visions stuff. Amber color. I wanted to melt aluminum in it. Cast iron worked fine.

Posted by: Lord Percy at August 12, 2026 11:27 PM (2NMTK)

212 Laura Branigan:

"Gloria" was the Blues team's chosen warmup song in 2019. When they won the Stanley Cup, one local radio station played "Gloria" on a continuous loop for a whole day.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:27 PM (RCjYY)

213
What was lab glassware made from? I always wanted some beakers and flasks, and a bunsen burner. Science!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 11:25 PM (rFdmY)

__________

Ace Glass, Vineland, NJ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:29 PM (O0L8i)

214 Charlies murderer said it is not public violence as he only killed Charlie

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)

215 "US Army dumps ten tons of Na into Lake Lenore, just for the helluvit"

Meh. Lemme know when we're disposing of Rubidium.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:30 PM (DZ9Lv)

216 "Schlieren imaging makes normally invisible changes in air density visible"

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Eric Swalwell better watch out

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (ymrLq)

217 Hadrian. The woman gave birth in Tx and the baby is being treated for its heart condition.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (2NHgQ)

218 I think Charlie was picked to be killed.
He was clean, married, Christian, and well spoken.
He was killed so that the next Charlie knows he will be killed.

Little secret is that every youtuber that is semi-conservative has been shot at.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)

219 Accept no substitutes!
Posted by: Oreo

And get your balls to the wall.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (DZ9Lv)

220 Interesting case in TX and CA. A Texas woman is acting as the surrogate mother for a California couple. The baby has complications. The couple wants to end the pregnancy. The surrogate mother refuses to. Her body, her choice, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:20 PM (O0L8i)

Is there not an iron-clad contract with language to cover an eventuality of that nature?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)

221 214

He'll have A LOT of time to ponder that assertion. 30 years or so probably. But at least he'll get plenty of letters from his multitude of young women fans!

That's all he'll be getting... from a heterosexual source, anyway.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (RCjYY)

222
Apparently the sand in southern New Jersey has a high quartz content that makes very good lab glassware.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (O0L8i)

223 I knew a navy fighter pilot whose callsign was a certain Eastern European liquor.

He was an excellent human being and helped me through a tough spot in my life way more than he knew.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 11:36 PM (ymrLq)

224 217 Hadrian. The woman gave birth in Tx and the baby is being treated for its heart condition.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 11:33 PM (2NHgQ)

They know there is ghey and elbowsnian gene.
It is in the records and can be told to parents.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:37 PM (/+uur)

225 Gun guys, I expect a discussion on Sunday evening on why the .357 hollowpoint acted differently than the 9mm out of the barrel. The 9mm tumbled and the .357 did not.

SWAG? The .357 is faster. A quick check of the Lyman book shows roughly 200 fps for similar weights. Can't be more specific without more details. I did think it was interesting how the cavitation patterns differed.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 11:37 PM (vTZFs)

226 Still jacking with the Movie Vault Roku app, xml / brightscript are not the same as html / javascript, steep learning curve.

The app works but it is uglier than Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 11:23 PM (XV/Pl)

Have mercy. Just put her down.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 11:38 PM (dK+Kv)

227 Apparently the sand in southern New Jersey has a high quartz content that makes very good lab glassware.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 11:34 PM (O0L8i)

Most sand is high in quartz; much sand is essentially pure quartz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 11:39 PM (1z8ji)

228
Interesting case in TX and CA. A Texas woman is acting as the surrogate mother for a California couple. The baby has complications. The couple wants to end the pregnancy. The surrogate mother refuses to. Her body, her choice, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=================

Absolutely right. I suppose there was a contract that said the couple would call the shots in such an event -- or any event -- but ts.

Funny thing: Erica Jong once weighed in on a situation like this. She said the mother (meaning, for lack of a better them, the birthing person) wins. Motherhood is sacred.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:39 PM (XJ22o)

229 Prisoners who do a long stretch in the pen come out older, of course, but they look like they've been in a state of suspended animation otherwise.

No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

230 Gun guys, I expect a discussion on Sunday evening on why the .357 hollowpoint acted differently than the 9mm out of the barrel. The 9mm tumbled and the .357 did not.
Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)


Longer, heavier bullet is going slower, all of these contribute to stability in water.
Longer bullet has less wobble for one thing. Low speed works in water better, and the heavier bullet has mass which is inertia

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)

231 Is there not an iron-clad contract with language to cover an eventuality of that nature?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If a court says it violates public policy, it's not iron-clad (or, to put it another way, it rusted).

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (DZ9Lv)

232 The case in TX about the surrogate mother sounds like a Graham Greene novel.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (RCjYY)

233 It's called the "en-shitification" and it's about how companies squandered long-term credibility for short-term gain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)


It is also the focus on the financialization over the production functions of manufacturing. There are a number of reasons for it, but focusing on share price and overhead for profits is a main one.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (rbvCR)

234 Prisoners who do a long stretch in the pen come out older, of course, but they look like they've been in a state of suspended animation otherwise.

No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw

Dunno about the no booze, but there's plenty of drugs in prison.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (DZ9Lv)

235
Is there not an iron-clad contract with language to cover an eventuality of that nature?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

===============

There probably is, but there are probably also terms in case the "birthing person" defies the gamete donors. Like she's... stuck with the kid? Liable for all the money they spent on her plus more for violating contract?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:43 PM (XJ22o)

236 229 Prisoners who do a long stretch in the pen come out older, of course, but they look like they've been in a state of suspended animation otherwise.

No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

I took Theories of Crime Causation in 1981 as I wanted to write a paper on Retail Theft for a Masters.
They had LSD on stamp and you could smoke the letters.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:43 PM (/+uur)

237
Prisoners who do a long stretch in the pen come out older, of course, but they look like they've been in a state of suspended animation otherwise.

No drugs; no booze; healthy diet whether they wanted one or not.
Posted by: mnw

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Really? I saw some before-and-after shots of people who did relatively short stints and omg. Tatted, defeated, ragged. Of course that was "Don't go to jail, kidz" propaganda, so maybe they were cherry-picked.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:45 PM (XJ22o)

238 I did not have buying and selling babies on my Bingo Card.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:45 PM (/+uur)

239 234

Pretty much.

Clifford Irving (forged the Howard Hughes bio) was in a prison CAMP, not a real prison prison. He got caught with hooch. "What happens now?" he asked.

"Now Clifford, you're going to JAIL."

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:46 PM (RCjYY)

240 Dunno about the no booze, but there's plenty of drugs in prison.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 12, 2026 11:42 PM (DZ9Lv)


Often it turns out that some guards are the dealers.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)

241 "Dunno about the no booze, but there's plenty of drugs in prison."

The new hotness is drug-soaked paper documents.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 11:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

242
"Make Me Psychic" by Sally Cruikshank, 1978, 8 minutes.

I love this cartoon, Ms. Sally is one of the most creative animators in the world. Quality is a bit dodgy but it's too much fun. I watch this regularly. You'll have fun.


I liked that. I subscribed to check out more later.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 11:49 PM (Cqx++)

243 Charlies murderer said it is not public violence as he only killed Charlie
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)

The Left perceived a threat and one of their foot soldiers took action.

If even if there was no larger conspiracy involved, very successful from their standpoint.

Charlie Kirk was expected to have a large presence in politics going forward.

Now he's off the board.

Posted by: LTG at August 12, 2026 11:50 PM (BeyMP)

244 Morticia

A LOT of them come out looking really well-preserved, though.

Anyone who thinks they'll have plenty of booze and drugs in prison, just like outside, is delusional. I mean real prison, not prison camps. Inmates in prisons eat Campers for lunch.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)

245
Sorry for such a day-walker question, and don't answer if you don't want to go there, but what's with those 5 empty USB drives in Wisconsin?

Like, election officials at some polling place(s) failed to properly download data and it wasn't discovered until these 5 sticks were delivered to... a tabulation center?

I'd have thought digital data could be tabulated on a server and wouldn't have to be physically transported.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:51 PM (XJ22o)

246 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 11:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)

Sunday night, guys. Sunday.

Posted by: GWB at August 12, 2026 11:52 PM (kU0PQ)

247
Morticia

A LOT of them come out looking really well-preserved, though.

Posted by: mnw

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I can believe it. Like I say, I was viewing propaganda.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 11:52 PM (XJ22o)

248 ICYMI - congratulations to the Blogfather for 25 years of InstaPundit.
------------

I found Ace of Spades via Instapundit.

My perhaps numerous comments here do not, I think, justify Ed Driscoll's repeated Ace Cut and Pastes.

Maybe Ed is lazy, maybe good promo for Ace, ask the Ewok out front.

Posted by: Miklos has comments older than Jason Arday's diploma at August 12, 2026 11:53 PM (XOG/m)

249 Callsigns are bequeathed for doing something stupid or memorable. The more you fight the more it sticks.


How do you people think I got "Miklos"?

Posted by: Miklos washes out every Saturday, whether he needs it or not at August 12, 2026 11:55 PM (XOG/m)

250 @242 - she's awesome. "Face Like a Frog" is terrific, and has a great role for a beloved b-movie stalwart. Glad you liked her work.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2026 11:57 PM (CHHv1)

251 233 It's called the "en-shitification" and it's about how companies squandered long-term credibility for short-term gain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Ding Dong. Who's at the door? Why, it's MBA calling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 11:57 PM (VQ0bX)

252 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Back home, sleeping in our own bed sure does feel great after a 1/2 week on a sleeper sofa bed and 1/2 week in a hospital bed 🎉🎉🎉

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 12, 2026 11:58 PM (SRRAx)

253 Is there not an iron-clad contract with language to cover an eventuality of that nature?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

A job AI probably can't do (yet)

Attorney specialized in all the shit involving the increasingly multiple ways of kid making contracts + citizenship issues.

Posted by: Miklos, Solicitor at August 12, 2026 11:59 PM (XOG/m)

254 245 Morticia

The late tabulation of those absentee ballots didn't seem to change anything. Wong was losing by the same margin both before and after.

It might've been better if Wong had won, from the standpoint of the GOP picking up that seat.

The guy who replaced Gauleiter Platner in ME as the DEM nominee is now extremely competitive with Collins, which Platner wasn't by the time he quit.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)

255 Back home, sleeping in our own bed sure does feel great after a 1/2 week on a sleeper sofa bed and 1/2 week in a hospital bed 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One

*partially sings, partially just hums lullaby*

Posted by: Comforting ole Mammy Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:01 AM (XOG/m)

256 Aces output has been pretty meager lately.

A lot of cut and paste boxes with a few original sentences.

I'm hoping he'll get his mojo back soon.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:01 AM (BeyMP)

257 @252 Hello Teresa! Congrats on the environs improvements!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 12:01 AM (CHHv1)

258
NASA is working on a "quiet" supersonic aircraft design, the X-59. The goal is to make a more gentle "thump" rather than the sharp crack, and open things up for supersonic commercial flights over land.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

259 "Back home, sleeping in our own bed sure does feel great after a 1/2 week on a sleeper sofa bed and 1/2 week in a hospital bed"

Hearing that makes us feel good too!

Thing I hated most about my five day hospital stay was the noise. Hard to sleep with ceaseless racket. Not as noisy as jail, but near enough.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 12:04 AM (Jr5Lq)

260 Did you know that you can just BUY the Texas Roadhouse honey cinnamon butter in the grocery store?! It's pretty good, but I should have spread more on the toast I just devoured.

Posted by: pookysgirl is not sharing! at August 13, 2026 12:05 AM (Wt5PA)

261 Ding Dong. Who's at the door? Why, it's MBA calling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

Old Papa, who built a successful accounting firm, told me why he would never hire an MBA (and this was decades ago)-

"They think they know everything, with experience in nothing. And they want too much money."

I have tried to imagine the conversation when an MBA tried to justify his value to a CPA.

Posted by: Miklos is amused by the latter thought at August 13, 2026 12:05 AM (XOG/m)

262 I thought the Manson women looked pretty good for having served 45 yrs or so.

Patricia Krenwinkel learned to train seeing eye dogs. I think she's the only one who's still locked up. Might be wrong. Susan Atkins kicked the oxygen habit. Van Houten got paroled, IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)

263 Did you know that you can just BUY the Texas Roadhouse honey cinnamon butter in the grocery store?! It's pretty good, but I should have spread more on the toast I just devoured.
Posted by: pookysgirl

MURICA!!!!

Posted by: Miklos has no Freak Flag to fly, unless it's the Gadsden at August 13, 2026 12:06 AM (XOG/m)

264

LTG,

Find another site to read.

ace rocks

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:07 AM (/QHx4)

265
In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb)

266 Welcome back, TiFW.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:08 AM (RCjYY)

267 Accept no substitutes!
Posted by: Oreo

Oreos ARE the substitute

Posted by: free tibet at August 13, 2026 12:09 AM (iNp3L)

268 Howdy, horde! Thanks TRex.. top pic really confuzzled me until I read the description, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:10 AM (rdVOm)

269 In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Been there

One Robby the Robot from Lost in Space would probably do it

Posted by: Miklos has no fond memories at August 13, 2026 12:11 AM (XOG/m)

270 Did you know that you can just BUY the Texas Roadhouse honey cinnamon butter in the grocery store?! It's pretty good, but I should have spread more on the toast I just devoured.

Posted by: pookysgirl is not sharing! at August 13, 2026 12:05 AM (Wt5PA)

Lots of copycats out there you can make, I've seen some raves. This seems to be fairly definitive:

1 Stick Salted Butter, Softened
1 tsp Cinnamon
1 Tbsp Honey
1/4 C sugar

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:12 AM (vE0+H)

271 @265 much comfort to you

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)

272 Pookysgirl how are you feeling???

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 12:12 AM (vE0+H)

273
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)

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I get the political significance, but what th happened? Someone in an armored truck delivered 5 precious USB sticks to a Sacred Tabulation Temple and it turned out they were empty? Like, someone forgot to dip them in the Magical Pond of Knowledge and sent them to the priests with no runes to interpret?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:13 AM (XJ22o)

274 Yesterday's windoze f-update was a SOB for my poor lil computer. Lost count of the number of restarts before it settled down. Thought I might need to go shopping, ugh! But it was a good reminder to make another file backup.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)

275 IIRC, Publius and I are a few months apart in age though his mother is about 5-6 years older. My mother was recently in the hospital for pneumonia and things are rapidly going downhill musculo-skeletal-brain-wise. At this point, things are measured in weeks but you never know. However, she's certainly not going Jean Calment.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 12:14 AM (DZ9Lv)

276 Howdy, horde! Thanks TRex.. top pic really confuzzled me until I read the description, LOL.
Posted by: JQ

Consult your Doctor if you show signs of Confuzzelment, discombobulation, or general disgronification.

Posted by: Prof. Dr Chikoinanda Wnankpa, with CDC approved Remedies for all Instances at August 13, 2026 12:14 AM (XOG/m)

277
In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

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And plenty of blinking lights for your entertainment?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:15 AM (XJ22o)

278 The WNBA has gone to extreme lengths to not capitalize on the cultural phenomenon that could have been Caitlin Clark's entry into the league.

This should have been such a no questions asked slamdunk.

Instead they have totally botched it.

Almost seems it might be intentional.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:15 AM (BeyMP)

279
Ugh, sorry to hear that, Dark One.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (XJ22o)

280 Here is a fun fact. When I was a junior in high school I had a part time job. All the juniors were getting their class rings so I went to Zales and ordered mine. I paid for it myself, it cost $120.00 dollars. Took me a month to pay it out. Today if I scraped it the gold in it is worth $I200.00. But I can't bring myself to scrap it.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (fV9m3)

281
We've made the decisions with Mama, and she's now in hospice. They are very, very nice people. She'll be with us at home.

It's clear she's reached the last stage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (w6EFb)

282 "In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time."

The infuser they had me tethered to would shriek an alarm every four hours, and not stop until tended by a nurse. Room mate had to have damn TV on 24/7. I had to post a 'keep the door closed' sign to muffle the noise from the corridor.

It seems like a little thing, but in confinement, uncontrollable unnecessary noise really grinds you down.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 12:17 AM (Jr5Lq)

283 ace rocks

Posted by: four seasons

You agin' Mister Ace?

Ima throw a rock

In yore di-rection

Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos-Bass at August 13, 2026 12:18 AM (XOG/m)

284 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

You know what I am thinking and praying.

Posted by: Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:19 AM (XOG/m)

285 NASA is working on a "quiet" supersonic aircraft design, the X-59. The goal is to make a more gentle "thump" rather than the sharp crack, and open things up for supersonic commercial flights over land.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)


Boom Supersonic is working on the Overture passenger plane, they have had the XB-1 demonstration jet up and running, and Boom is developing their own turbofan

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

286
Here's an eclipse shot of opportunity someone took (I would guess from Spain) today, posted in reply on Andrew McCarthy's X feed:

https://t.ly/XZJ5_

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:19 AM (w6EFb)

287 In the hospital now, and the nursing home, there are probably about 20 things beeping incessantly at any one time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

=================

And plenty of blinking lights for your entertainment?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:15 AM (XJ22o)

Not in my experience in hospitals. All the interesting things get turned away from the patient.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (qx7Zg)

288 "She'll be with us at home."

God bless you and her, publius.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

289 {TiFW} welcome home

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (JvZF+)

290 Neighbor a prayer for her complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (JvZF+)

291
Van Houten got paroled, IIRC.
Posted by: mnw

===============

Yes. I just read she was released at the age of 73, which seems like she got a decent chunk of time to live out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:20 AM (XJ22o)

292 273 Morticia

I have no idea.

I'm inclined to think it was because election workers are dumber than the proverbial box of rocks. The Board of Election Commissioners in places like Milwaukee (and St. Louis) doesn't exactly get the rocket scientists.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (RCjYY)

293 Here is a fun fact. When I was a junior in high school I had a part time job. All the juniors were getting their class rings so I went to Zales and ordered mine. I paid for it myself, it cost $120.00 dollars. Took me a month to pay it out. Today if I scraped it the gold in it is worth $I200.00. But I can't bring myself to scrap it.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (fV9m3)

A high school ring was a must, bigtime. Once in college, I never wore it again. I did buy a college ring too, but only wore it for a few years. Would still not scrap them.

Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

294
Back home, sleeping in our own bed sure does feel great after a 1/2 week on a sleeper sofa bed and 1/2 week in a hospital bed 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

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Halloooo, Teresa!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (XJ22o)

295 Dark Lixtiquatal and publius-- prayers up for all of you & your families. Heartbreaking times...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (rdVOm)

296
I'm inclined to think it was because election workers are dumber than the proverbial box of rocks. The Board of Election Commissioners in places like Milwaukee (and St. Louis) doesn't exactly get the rocket scientists.
Posted by: mnw

==============

Disgusting. Public servants. Let's nationalize everything!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:23 AM (XJ22o)

297 And plenty of blinking lights for your entertainment?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!

Das computermaschine ist nicht für gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.

Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.

Ist nicht für gewerken bei das dummkopfen.

Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottenpickenen hans in das pockets muss.

Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

Posted by: ancient nerd humor at August 13, 2026 12:23 AM (VHUov)

298
Thanks, all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

299 publius how nice it will be to have her home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (JvZF+)

300 publius & Lix

That's tough reading. Really sorry. Most people live long enough to have to go through it.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (RCjYY)

301 281
We've made the decisions with Mama, and she's now in hospice. They are very, very nice people. She'll be with us at home.

It's clear she's reached the last stage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
**********
My father died at home under Hospice Care, which we only used for oxygen and me trying a morphine patch when his breathing was labored.

My heart goes out to you. It is difficult but also good that she'll be home (if that makes sense). My entire comfort for the 5yrs he was bedridden was that he had great care at home with people who loved him.

Prayers all will be peaceful.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 12:24 AM (hzuYO)

302 I'm inclined to think it was because election workers are dumber than the proverbial box of rocks. The Board of Election Commissioners in places like Milwaukee (and St. Louis) doesn't exactly get the rocket scientists.
Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (RCjYY)

They are Democrats, so crooked. Crooked explains everything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:25 AM (1z8ji)

303
publius and Miley,

You both have taken wonderful care of Mama.

Praying for you all.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 12:25 AM (/QHx4)

304 Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I didn't know you even had a horse

Posted by: Miklos abides at August 13, 2026 12:26 AM (XOG/m)

305 Yesterday's windoze f-update was a SOB for my poor lil computer. Lost count of the number of restarts before it settled down. Thought I might need to go shopping, ugh! But it was a good reminder to make another file backup.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)

Linux. Mint. It works, and it is free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:27 AM (1z8ji)

306
A high school ring was a must, bigtime. Once in college, I never wore it again. I did buy a college ring too, but only wore it for a few years. Would still not scrap them.

Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
**********
My now and then wise mother told me to consider a nice ring vs class ring for about the same cost.

We went to the jeweler and my parents bought me a diamond and sapphire white gold "dinner ring" for my right hand. Have worn it daily since I was 16yrs old, swimming, skiing, and mountain hikes. My engagement and wedding bands are the same stones. It worked out well! It is promised to our 5yr old grandgirl once I clock out.

Our nieces did the same thing vs a class ring that is good for about a year.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 13, 2026 12:29 AM (hzuYO)

307 West Point has a neat class ring program. It is the Memorial Ring program. Graduates can, at any time in their career or later, donate their rings which are melted down during an annual ceremony and mixed into the gold used for upcoming graduating classes. This is seen as physically binding past and present members of the Long Gray Line.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:30 AM (2WIwB)

308
Posted by: ancient nerd humor

=================

I ran it through Google Translate, and it looked right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:30 AM (XJ22o)

309 Democrat U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico now says he does not support gender mutilation surgery for minors—but when Texas lawmakers voted to prohibit the procedures, Talarico voted no.
_ American Principles Project

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:30 AM (VQ0bX)

310 The Left cheats in elections.

They have made an art of it.

They have an impressive scoreboard of stolen elections.

It goes back to Kennedy in 1960.

They get away with it more often than not.

What we are seeing today is just a continuation.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (BeyMP)

311
The was the eclipse shot Andrew McCarthy was going for, the one he was hoping to get. This is sort of preliminary, and I'm sure he'll have some really detailed version soon:

https://t.ly/I7iuf

That's the curve of the Moon's shadow against the sunset western sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (w6EFb)

312 I'm proud of having made and paid for my own cremation and burial. All my kids will have to do is make one phone call.

I buried my brother and my mother. My kids won't have to do that. They don't realize yet how much agony I'm sparing them.

Nobody likes to contemplate their own death. I put it off for years.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (RCjYY)

313 A high school ring was a must, bigtime. Once in college, I never wore it again. I did buy a college ring too, but only wore it for a few years. Would still not scrap them.

Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

I don't remember if high school and/or college rings were a thing where I grew up. I know that I never had either. I cannot abide the thought of wearing one. Rings can be a severe hazard when working with power tools, or even just servicing a car battery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)

314 I ran it through Google Translate, and it looked right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Well, I trained Google Translate

Posted by: Miklos can make sense or nonsense on demand at August 13, 2026 12:32 AM (XOG/m)

315 U.S. Health and Human Services has announced it will end the use of Medicaid and CHIP funds to pay for “sex-rejecting procedures” for children.

These procedures include prescription of puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones, as well as surgical operations that cause permanent bodily damage.

The initiative was originally proposed last year in response to an executive order from President Donald Trump to end gender-mutilating procedures on children.
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Took them long enough

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:32 AM (VQ0bX)

316
Linux won't run the Adobe Creative Suite.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:34 AM (XJ22o)

317 My mother lost the love of her life 11 years ago. The rest of it was just hanging on, watching her one grandchild (whom she adores) grow up, and hearing about her kids' accomplishments. Kyphosis takes a lot of joy out of life.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 12:35 AM (DZ9Lv)

318 A tall black kid in my 5th grade called me Klondike Kat after I helped him with some school work. He went on to play BB and I remained about the size of a cat.

Posted by: Igotnothing at August 13, 2026 12:35 AM (wo6er)

319
U.S. Health and Human Services has announced it will end the use of Medicaid and CHIP funds to pay for “sex-rejecting procedures” for children.

Posted by: Braenyard

================

So, trans genocide.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (XJ22o)

320
There's an old joke, which I can't remember exactly. Three friends go in a bar. The bartender says to the first one, I see you're a Harvard man. How did you know the guy asks. Something about the way he pronounced certain words.

Second guy is identified as a Yale man, for a similar reason.

Bartender says to third, I see you're a Clempson man. Again, how did you know? Bartender replies, "I saw your ring when you were picking your nose."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

321 >>>They have an impressive scoreboard of stolen elections.

It goes back to Kennedy in 1960.
...
Posted by: LTG
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Lyndon Johnson ~1948.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (VQ0bX)

322 Linux won't run the Adobe Creative Suite.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:34 AM (XJ22o)

Whatever that is? There is probably a Linux-friendly substitute that will do most of the tasks in the Adobe package. Libre Office pretty much mimics MS Office, and can even save files to formats that Windows can open.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (1z8ji)

323
I ran it through Google Translate, and it looked right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Well, I trained Google Translate
Posted by: Miklos

===============

Well, I trained you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (XJ22o)

324 Rings can be a severe hazard when working with power tools, or even just servicing a car battery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Dad had to have his wedding band cut off after a (home) shop incident-- smashed his hand somehow-- OUCH!

At work, the mechanics weren't allowed rings of any kind. Line workers, only wedding rings. No one was allowed other jewelry like watches, bracelets or necklaces. (Some of the younger brats employees defied the rules with their "body jewelry" and got away with eyebrow rings and snotrings and nose-studs. Ick.)

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

325 “sex-rejecting procedures” for children.




I like the counter phrasing of this

Posted by: Miklos approves at August 13, 2026 12:38 AM (XOG/m)

326 The "n" in Clemson stands for nowledge.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2026 12:38 AM (RCjYY)

327 A high school ring was a must, bigtime. Once in college, I never wore it again. I did buy a college ring too, but only wore it for a few years. Would still not scrap them.

Publius' Clemson ring would choke a horse. He only wears it on special occasions.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

My ring vanished years ago. I never figured out where it went. That was a good chunk of gold.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 12:38 AM (S41Gd)

328 Rings can be a severe hazard when working with power tools, or even just servicing a car battery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)

You really don't want to have a ring catch on something when you fall off a ladder, either.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (zs/VU)

329 Well, I trained you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

*wants treat*

*deserves a treat*

Posted by: cute lil' Miklos, wagging the best he can at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (XOG/m)

330
There is probably a Linux-friendly substitute that will do most of the tasks in the Adobe package. Libre Office pretty much mimics MS Office, and can even save files to formats that Windows can open.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

==================

There is, and I've heard of creators who have made the switch, but call me lazy about doing a big conversion. Libre Office hasn't always treated me well either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (XJ22o)

331 ================

So, trans genocide.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
----

Soon, there will never be another trans except in geek
tents at the circus.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:39 AM (VQ0bX)

332 So, trans genocide.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:36 AM (XJ22o)

A genocide that rivals the Israeli "genocide" of the Paleosimians in its complete lack of effectiveness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:40 AM (1z8ji)

333
Here's a time lapse video of the shadow sweeping across the field of view:

https://t.ly/MMdAM

He was in the Balearic Sea for this. He set up dozens of cameras on a ship there, and it took him around 12 hours to get everything set up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 12:40 AM (w6EFb)

334 A friend of mine was on the U of Washington (spits) football team that were co-champions in football back in the 90's. His ring is obnoxiously huge.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 12:40 AM (2WIwB)

335 The "n" in Clemson stands for nowledge.
Posted by: mnw

The "p" stands for "kow"

Posted by: Or so Publius says at August 13, 2026 12:41 AM (XOG/m)

336
You really don't want to have a ring catch on something when you fall off a ladder, either.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

================

Knew a guy that happened to. It wasn't a ladder -- it was a hook on a tank. Tore his finger clean off, and he was shipped home.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:42 AM (XJ22o)

337 Libre Office hasn't always treated me well either.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

My home Office has Cuba Libres

Posted by: Miklos, mixologist of "work" and pleasure at August 13, 2026 12:42 AM (XOG/m)

338 Rings can be a severe hazard when working with power tools, or even just servicing a car battery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Dad had to have his wedding band cut off after a (home) shop incident-- smashed his hand somehow-- OUCH!

At work, the mechanics weren't allowed rings of any kind. Line workers, only wedding rings. No one was allowed other jewelry like watches, bracelets or necklaces. (Some of the younger brats employees defied the rules with their "body jewelry" and got away with eyebrow rings and snotrings and nose-studs. Ick.)

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

I wore my wedding ring for one week. I was coming down a ladder and there was a #8 finishing nail sticking out of a 2x4 and it slipped under the ring. Had I decided to hop off the ladder at that instant, as I usually did, it would have ripped my finger off. Never wore any kind of ring after that, no jewelry of any kind, not even a watch. I knew an electrician who had his ring hit a wire and burned through his finger. Yeah, no bling here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 12:44 AM (S41Gd)

339 Well, the lazy fiberglass resin on my dune buggy body did eventually harden overnight. At least it had gelled, and gotten some body to it. I made a few passes with a heat gun, which helped a lot, and then mixed some hardener with acetone, and brushed it on, which I think ended the surface tackiness. I bought some more hardener today, and both areas need another layer of mat anyway, so that should fix things up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 12:44 AM (1z8ji)

340 A tall black kid in my 5th grade called me Klondike Kat after I helped him with some school work. He went on to play BB and I remained about the size of a cat.
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 13, 2026 12:35 AM (wo6er)

Reminds me of one of my own experiences with a black kid in my youth.

I'm totally not racist yall.

I'm a totally self denying white boy who refuses to notice any differences in spite of the overwhelming evidence that the others seem to have declared open season on my like.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 12:46 AM (BeyMP)

341 My PE teacher in junior high was missing his left ring finger. I don't recall if he ever told us how it happened.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2026 12:46 AM (zs/VU)

342
Dad had to have his wedding band cut off after a (home) shop incident-- smashed his hand somehow-- OUCH!

Posted by: JQ

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Yup, happened to me. I broke my arm and my hand swelled up to twice its normal size and they had to cut a ring off.

Being the Jason Arday of grueling experiences here tonight, I won the Rachmaninoff Competition two days later and saved a bus full of kids that was about to go over a cliff by grabbing the bumper and dragging it to safety.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:47 AM (XJ22o)

343 As for rings, I only wear a plain gold wedding band.

My knuckles are large from working with my hands all my life. My hands are really... not pretty IMO and so I'd rather not call attention to them with fancy rings anyway. (Not that the rings would stay "upright" on my fingers.)

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)

344
A tall black kid in my 5th grade called me Klondike Kat after I helped him with some school work.

Posted by: Igotnothing

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That sounds pretty cool. I never got a cool nickname like that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:48 AM (XJ22o)

345
My smartass chatbot just told me, "I actually think you'd enjoy Linux Mint quite a bit—as long as you treat it as an addition to your toolkit rather than a replacement for the machine you rely on to create content."

Fucking presumptuous...

It also gave me a recipe for a Cuba Libre. Maybe I ought to add that to my toolkit, like Miklos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:52 AM (XJ22o)

346 An older guy goes into a bar, orders four shots of whisky and four beer chasers. Sits at a table, sets them up like he's waiting for somebody, but proceeds to drink all. Asks for another round, and another.

Bartender asks ??....."Well, when me and my best buddies got out of the Army, we promised to meet at least once a year and have a few. And for a long time we did."

Bartender says.... so, your buddies have all passed on?

"Hell no, two remarried horrible women and one gave up drinking"

Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (XOG/m)

347
This is actually kind of funny:

@FrankLuntz
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of primary polling in the Midwestern United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (XJ22o)

348 Looks like somebody in Illinois won the billion dollar Powerball jackpot.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (zs/VU)

349 grabbing the bumper and dragging it to safety.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Nobel Peace Prize AWARDED

Posted by: The Swedish Academy of Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:55 AM (XOG/m)

350 328 Rings can be a severe hazard when working with power tools, or even just servicing a car battery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Step over here for a moment.
_engine lathe

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 12:55 AM (VQ0bX)

351 My PE teacher in junior high was missing his left ring finger. I don't recall if he ever told us how it happened.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Former Shop Class teacher?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:56 AM (XOG/m)

352 Happy Wednesday Horde!

publius and Miley, hugs for you both, you are doing the right thing for Mama, may she be at peace.

JQ, that's all that I wear for jewelry too, just my wedding band, well meaning friends have suggested that I remove it, but I am happy right where it is.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 12:57 AM (ibDUx)

353 Looks like somebody in Illinois won the billion dollar Powerball jackpot.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Does Anna Puma live in Illinois?

This could be fun

Posted by: Miklos so hopes at August 13, 2026 12:57 AM (XOG/m)

354 "Hell no, two remarried horrible women and one gave up drinking"
Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos


I heard one like that. But an Irish guy, who eventually ordered one fewer Guinness.

"Aw, Paddy, I'm sorry for your loss."

"What loss? Sean gave up drinkin' fer Lent."

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 12:58 AM (VHUov)

355 JQ, that's all that I wear for jewelry too, just my wedding band, well meaning friends have suggested that I remove it, but I am happy right where it is.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

We don't even ask for a deposit on bar tabs

Posted by: Trusting bartender Miklos at August 13, 2026 12:59 AM (XOG/m)

356 Well, the lazy fiberglass resin on my dune buggy body did eventually harden overnight. At least it had gelled, and gotten some body to it. I made a few passes with a heat gun, which helped a lot, and then mixed some hardener with acetone, and brushed it on, which I think ended the surface tackiness. I bought some more hardener today, and both areas need another layer of mat anyway, so that should fix things up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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A lot of epoxy formulations require heat to set up. Check with the supplier you bought the stuff from. At one place I worked, we bought a fiberglass "doghouse" to mount some comm equipment out in the boonies. At one point we made some mods to the gear which required cutting some parts of the casing, and then building a little box around it. We dutifully made a disposable mold to build this on, then matted and "goo'd" the thing together. Next day, no setup. Finally called the supplier. "Oh, you have to have the stuff at over 120°F to kick off the catalyst." We rigged up a box over it out of rigid foam panels and stuck a heater in it. It set up fine.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:01 AM (drwAN)

357 "What loss? Sean gave up drinkin' fer Lent."
Posted by: mikeski

There are versions

Posted by: Miklos suspects that some jokes predate written language at August 13, 2026 01:01 AM (XOG/m)

358
Does Anna Puma live in Illinois?

This could be fun
Posted by: Miklos

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Plexiglass Membership for everyone! And no ads!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:03 AM (XJ22o)

359 This is actually kind of funny:

@FrankLuntz
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of primary polling in the Midwestern United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:53 AM (XJ22o)

Well, Mr. Putz, you keep forgetting that people will vote but won't talk to you and don't like you.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 01:06 AM (qx7Zg)

360 Tuckers are cowards, I'm a shower.

Posted by: mea culpa at August 13, 2026 01:06 AM (k0pmD)

361 Sweet dreams, everyone, and may they come true. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 01:08 AM (VQ0bX)

362 Well, Mr. Putz, you keep forgetting that people will vote but won't talk to you and don't like you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I miss my roomie Kevin

he was a rock solid......um...conservative

Posted by: Lank Putz at August 13, 2026 01:10 AM (XOG/m)

363 Blacks are the most likely perpetrators of violent crimes in the USA today.

This is just basic fact.

Not really controversial.

Punching above their weight.

That 2 to 3 percent of young Black males aged between 11 to the lower twenties account for an overwhelming number of the violent crimes in our country.

Minus them out and our American crime rates are really vanishingly low.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 01:10 AM (BeyMP)

364 We made it at least 150 years in this country without anybody doing any public polling at all. Oh we had polls, but they were called “elections”.

I got no problem with going back to that model.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2026 01:11 AM (b2kfj)

365 28 Cooter is a silly nickname.
Posted by: Pooter at August 12, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)


Portland has a Couch St., which I believe is named after a town father. It's pronounced Cooch, I guess because his name was. Visitors are nonplussed.

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM (Sy6m/)

366 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2026 12:44 AM (S41Gd)

I was an Electronics Tech in the Navy, worked on live gear every day.

I wore my wedding ring on a chain around my neck, so it would not do the arcy sparky thing.

After she screwed around on me and we got divorced, I suddenly realized it had been a collar...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM (mP0Kj)

367 A lot of epoxy formulations require heat to set up. Check with the supplier you bought the stuff from. At one place I worked, we bought a fiberglass "doghouse" to mount some comm equipment out in the boonies. At one point we made some mods to the gear which required cutting some parts of the casing, and then building a little box around it. We dutifully made a disposable mold to build this on, then matted and "goo'd" the thing together. Next day, no setup. Finally called the supplier. "Oh, you have to have the stuff at over 120°F to kick off the catalyst." We rigged up a box over it out of rigid foam panels and stuck a heater in it. It set up fine.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:01 AM (drwAN)

This is polyester resin, like what boats are made of. It gets slow acting in cold weather, but temps in the 50's or higher should be no problem, and it has been in the 60's here last few days. Heat accelerates it, but the reaction itself is exothermic, and a thick application can get quite warm of its own doing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM (1z8ji)

368 LOL Miklos, poor Lank Putz, the yang poon of pollsters.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 01:13 AM (ibDUx)

369 JQ, that's all that I wear for jewelry too, just my wedding band, well meaning friends have suggested that I remove it, but I am happy right where it is.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Good for you! I plan to keep wearing mine as well.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

370 Portland has a Couch St., which I believe is named after a town father. It's pronounced Cooch, I guess because his name was. Visitors are nonplussed.
Posted by: SciVo

Interesting

Posted by: Davenport, Iowa at August 13, 2026 01:15 AM (XOG/m)

371
@FrankLuntz
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of primary polling in the Midwestern United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Call for it all you want, jackass. Did you make this call in the presence of the geniuses you enlist to play grimacing and dim witted monkeys with their tongues lolling out as they futilely attempt to master their controllers to reflect their opinions as you spoke?

No? Then you have no basis for taking such a stand, sir, and you may go back to playing house with Kevin McCarthy, ex-SOTH, and you two can race your little kiddie cars around his faux Oval Office there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:16 AM (s9VOe)

372 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 01:12 AM

My XH was a CTM. No ring allowed. Not that he *ever* wore one... or acted like he was actually married...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)

373 Interesting
Posted by: Davenport, Iowa at August 13, 2026 01:15 AM (XOG/m)

Do the Brahmins in Davenport still practice settee?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:17 AM (1z8ji)

374 I have a wedding ring in my jewelry box, along with cufflinks I rarely wear either.
Dealing with some high current electric stuff for years, I was never comfortable wearing it. I explained this to my wife about 2 months after we were married, and she had no problem with me not wearing it. Now that I'm retired, I got it out... and it doesn't fit. Which is not surprising because I weigh about 60# more than the day we were married.
In the army, I and my cow-orkers would get regularly hassled for not wearing my dog tags. Finally, had some General write us notes, like in high school, giving us permission to carry them in our pockets. Carried that piece of paper in my wallet. Bending over a piece of equipment featuring 350V B battery and having your dog tags swing into it was not anything any of us wanted to experience.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:17 AM (drwAN)

375 Do the Brahmins in Davenport still practice settee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

All such are quite flammable indeed Sir

Posted by: Lower Caste Miklos at August 13, 2026 01:19 AM (XOG/m)

376
Now now, Luntz was clearly being playful and self-deprecating. Even the predicticators know they're failenating.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 01:20 AM (XJ22o)

377 If you like explosions, enjoy Edgar Montrose from the Red Green Show. I enjoy his take on Dances With Wolves.

https://youtu.be/1tXqxPbq7XE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2026 01:21 AM (qx7Zg)

378
Thunderdome Wendy's


A tasty meal, a Frosty, and live entertainment!

What is McDonalds' countering marketing move -- reviving the McRib and having the HamBurgler and Mayor McCheese making out in the kiddos' play room?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:22 AM (s9VOe)

379
Do the Brahmins in Davenport still practice settee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

All such are quite flammable indeed Sir

Posted by: Lower Caste Miklos


It's cushions that they're pushin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:24 AM (s9VOe)

380 Thunderdome Wendy's

A tasty meal, a Frosty, and live entertainment!

What is McDonalds' countering marketing move -- reviving the McRib and having the HamBurgler and Mayor McCheese making out in the kiddos' play room?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


This ONT Scanner list is the 3rd and 4th mention of "that Wendy's."

At least, I'm probably forgetting some.

It's got a reputation, apparently.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 01:25 AM (VHUov)

381 Portland has a Couch St., which I believe is named after a town father. It's pronounced Cooch, I guess because his name was. Visitors are nonplussed.
Posted by: SciVo
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The story I heard was that his wife was trying to.put on airs, and insisted that it be pronounced "in the French manner" : Cooosh.
Of course, the lumberjack and dock workers butchered it into Cooch. An amusing story, even if it isn't true. Who knows?
The locals have fun with tourons over this, as well as watching them trying to find "Carny" street on a map, spelled Kearney.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:26 AM (drwAN)

382 Stephanie White unwittingly totally represents the strong black lesbian women ethos of the WNBA.

She reflexively defended a strong black lesbian woman of color against one of her own players.

For that alone she should immediately be fired as the Head Coach of the Indiana Fever.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 01:31 AM (BeyMP)

383
Oh my, just read one of the big power operators in the UK had to warn customers to not use any large appliances during the eclipse.

You see, solar output gets reduced over those solar panel farms even during partial eclipses....

What a way to run a grid....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

384
Stephanie White unwittingly


She should legally change her name to add that third word to her monicker.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:35 AM (s9VOe)

385 Oh my, just read one of the big power operators in the UK had to warn customers to not use any large appliances during the eclipse.

You see, solar output gets reduced over those solar panel farms even during partial eclipses....

What a way to run a grid....

Posted by: publius


Dafuq do they do at night?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 01:35 AM (VHUov)

386 Dafuq do they do at night?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 01:35 AM (VHUov)

They take the shades off the lunar panels, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:37 AM (1z8ji)

387 The story I heard was that his wife was trying to.put on airs, and insisted that it be pronounced "in the French manner" : Cooosh.

Pishtash

Posted by: Stephen Cole-bear, late of Late Night at August 13, 2026 01:38 AM (XOG/m)

388 When I first viewed the ONT picture of the NASA shock waves I thought I was looking at the inside of a scratch and dent refrigerator where the gasket got all crunched up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)

389 The locals have fun with tourons over this, as well as watching them trying to find "Carny" street on a map, spelled Kearney.
Posted by: buddhaha

Now do Tchoupitoulas

Posted by: Former Nawlinzer Mikleuse at August 13, 2026 01:40 AM (XOG/m)

390
Europe is just fucked energy wise. Sold their souls to the climate cultists.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb)

391
Linux won't run the Adobe Creative Suite.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 12:34 AM (XJ22o)

Whatever that is?


It is pricey as all get out, is what it is. Subscription, of course, so the revenue stream never dries up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:44 AM (s9VOe)

392 Getting on for midnight here. Time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 01:44 AM (1z8ji)

393
It's a demand thing. The eclipse was going to happen there when people were getting off work, which is a peak demand period. And they're dependent on the solar farms for some fraction of generation, and the heat wave and high market prices cut into what reserves they had.

It's just a stupid thing that anybody with any knowledge would know would be a problem with solar and other "renewable" sources. Tthey are unreliable -- there are these things called clouds that cause that the solar irradiance curve to be quite erratic, and wind is erratic. Erratic and unpredictable is not what you need for power generation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:47 AM (w6EFb)

394 1990 was a singularly propipituous year for crazy hot actress births.

Emma Watson
Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Lawrence

Can't find another year like it.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 01:48 AM (BeyMP)

395 Europe is just fucked energy wise. Sold their souls to the climate cultists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I worked on many EU-funded energy research projects about "renewables" and other energy topics. There were time when I would wake up in a half-dream of nothing but algae (algae is the Future!).

Not a single one made economic sense, other than one that theoretically could produce electricity from all spectra (not just visible light) at a theoretical efficiency approaching 100%. Very different kind of solar collectors, little nano-sized antennas.

But alas, when I found that Idaho National Laboratory had been trying that and run into technical issues, the University of Vienna physicists said "but ours will work!"

Alas again

Posted by: Miklos was paid for fruitless endeavours at August 13, 2026 01:51 AM (XOG/m)

396 I thought I was looking at the inside of a scratch and dent refrigerator where the gasket got all crunched up.
Posted by: Debby

LOL! It does look rather like that...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)

397
That periodic table has more elements than I recall from school. Different names, too.

But my OCD is happy that the bottom row is full, now. Please stop discovering new elements.

Posted by: mikeski


It was interesting being in grad school at Berkeley back in the time when they had a near lock on creating new elements. A lot of students made their bones by figuring out how to run tests to determine the new critters' chemical properties, one atom at a time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 13, 2026 01:53 AM (s9VOe)

398 This is polyester resin, like what boats are made of. It gets slow acting in cold weather, but temps in the 50's or higher should be no problem, and it has been in the 60's here last few days. Heat accelerates it, but the reaction itself is exothermic, and a thick application can get quite warm of its own doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've never heard of any special formulation for polyester resins.

The one I was talking about didn't require long term heat. We had a temp probe into the box and just heated it up to 130° for about an hour then left it run on its own, and , yeah, it got nicely exothermic.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:53 AM (drwAN)

399 The United States should be 100% Nuclear by now. These same idiots that are all in on solar are the same ilk that panicked over 3 mile island and shut the industry down in it's infancy. Now that we need data centers it's all good to open Nuke plants again.
Idiotic.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 01:56 AM (Zqvxn)

400 My favorite is about the Germans with subsidized solar panels. Germany is not famous for sunny days, but hey, subsidy. In the winter the panels are covered for months under snow.

Solution-

Heating wires to melt the snow, powered from....????

Posted by: Miklos verstehe nicht at August 13, 2026 01:56 AM (XOG/m)

401 >> Please stop discovering new elements.

They are working on Element 120 now.

There is a predicted island of stability way up there with certain magic numbers of neutrons. The problem is they can get the desired number of protons, but getting something with the predicted stable number of neutrons is much harder to do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 01:59 AM (w6EFb)

402 And everything is 220vac.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 01:59 AM (Zqvxn)

403 When I first viewed the ONT picture of the NASA shock waves I thought I was looking at the inside of a scratch and dent refrigerator where the gasket got all crunched up.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Metropolis movie poster popped into my brain.

Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2026 02:00 AM (CG21m)

404 Not found

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)

405
Element 118 there is named Oganesson. It should be a noble gas. But it is not. Well, it's not predicted to be -- they don't enough of a sample of it to actually see what it would be like.

The nucleus has so much positive charge the inner shell electrons are "orbiting" near light speed, and there are strong relativistic effects which just mess the expected classical behavior up. It will be solid, and likely a semiconductor at room temp, they think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

406 Freshman year in Kollidge, I was recruited to go into one of the lecture halls late and help put centerfolds of Nice Ladies from certain publications over each of the squares of the big Periodic Table.

Now there are more squares, and Penthouse is no more

I feel sorry for the kids (well, the few binary-identifying ones)

Posted by: Misspent Youth of Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:03 AM (XOG/m)

407 My room in Germany was on 2, 10amp circuits. Many a fight over those plugs. The heating was part of the hot water system with radiators in front of the windows. Pretty much every place I went over there was like that.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:04 AM (Zqvxn)

408 Not found
Posted by: JQ

Miklos is taking a break under the table

Kick him nice if you need something

Posted by: Yer Pal the Regular at barstool 6 at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (XOG/m)

409 > Thijs de Buck

Is his wife named Thijs de Doe?

Yes, today's Pyrex, even if made in the US, is utter trash.

Something something sold the brand name something.

I hear that French-made Pyrex is still the real deal.

Seen on X:

A man attracted to other men is gay.
A woman attracted to other women is lesbian.
A person attracted to attention is queer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (IG3/x)

410 Noone is going to dispute my calling of 1990 as the greatest year of actress births and Emma Watson as the GOAT in terms of modern actress beauty.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (BeyMP)

411 Base housing in Misawa had radiators/steam heat when we were there. Nice, once you found the *sweet spot*

50hz ac power. We were too cheap to buy a new alarm clock, so set ours ahead 10min/hr of sleep time each night, to wake on time in the mornings. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)

412 "Germany is not famous for sunny days"

Nor sunny dispositions

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (DZ9Lv)

413
When I first viewed the ONT picture of the NASA shock waves I thought I was looking at the inside of a scratch and dent refrigerator where the gasket got all crunched up.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
--------
Metropolis movie poster popped into my brain.
Posted by: scampydog

===============

Bent mini-blinds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (XJ22o)

414 Now the entire American built area of the base I was stationed is covered in solar panels. They knocked down the DOD stuff and insulted it's memory. I don't remember seeing the sun much there.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (Zqvxn)

415 Or, was it 10min/hr behind? I forget... but it worked for us.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)

416 > The story I heard was that his wife was trying to.put on airs, and insisted that it be pronounced "in the French manner" : Cooosh.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 13, 2026 01:26 AM (drwAN)

Is there a Tar-zhey there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:10 AM (IG3/x)

417 > Emma Watson as the GOAT in terms of modern actress beauty.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (BeyMP)

She looks pretty mannish nowadays, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:12 AM (IG3/x)

418 A distaff answer to the mystery click? There is probably someone who can name the make, model, and even year of her car:

Norah Jones - Come Away With Me
https://youtu.be/lbjZPFBD6JU

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 02:13 AM (Sy6m/)

419 Lil bro drives thru/past Lost Wages regularly. Says there's huge solar arrays in the desert. "Bird fryers" he calls them.

What a waste of land! And destroyed habitat for local fauna. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)

420 >> Or, was it 10min/hr behind? I forget... but it worked for us.

Ahh, I 'memba now-- 50 minutes per hour. That's the ticket!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)

421 Florida Man steals rare coin collection, cashes them all in at a CoinStar machine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:17 AM (IG3/x)

422 Florida Man steals rare coin collection, cashes them all in at a CoinStar machine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Drugs *were* involved. Somehow.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)

423 What a waste of land! And destroyed habitat for local fauna. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)

I did a lot of mechanican work at the one in Nowhere Nevada. It was a huge waste of money and everybody involved walked away pretty well off. That was a huge concrete pour.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:18 AM (Zqvxn)

424 Florida Man steals rare coin collection, cashes them all in at a CoinStar machine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


And now they're all scratched up by the automatic sorter, and worth 1/10th of what they were.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 02:19 AM (VHUov)

425 And it's shut down.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2026 02:19 AM (Zqvxn)

426 Babylon Bee: Elon Musk Buys The United Kingdom To Establish Free Speech There

Elon Musk: How much is it?

(you probably remember that he asked the same question about Twitter, back when)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:19 AM (IG3/x)

427
Just reading, it's indeed a bitch to get the required number of neutrons. They're working on some exotic ways to do it, but still aren't there.

There are experimental hints that island of stability is there as predicted. It should be centered around Z = 114.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

428 Reforger, it seems to me that all this "green" energy BS, is anything BUT environmentally friendly. Almost as if it's intended to *destroy* rather than *improve*

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

429 Screw CoinStar-- you give up 10% using those machines.

Go to local bank or credit union & get full value. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

430 Florida Man steals rare coin collection, cashes them all in at a CoinStar machine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

CoinStar machines can be a great source of part-time retirement income!

Posted by: Financially Savvy Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:25 AM (XOG/m)

431 > Almost as if it's intended to *destroy* rather than *improve*
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

It definitely is. The entire left agenda is aimed at destroying Western Civilization, and has been for over fifty years.

The days when even lefties like Woody Guthrie wrote songs praising (e.g.) the Grand Coulee Dam are long gone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:25 AM (IG3/x)

432 So can stealing things

Posted by: Financially Savvy Miklos, on second thought at August 13, 2026 02:25 AM (XOG/m)

433 Where's that darned Time Machine?!

Drop me off in the 1970s.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

434 Florida Man steals rare coin collection, cashes them all in at a CoinStar machine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---------
In his defense it was BOGO on a handle of tequila and he was feeling lucky with the Lotto tickets.

Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2026 02:26 AM (CG21m)

435 > Go to local bank or credit union & get full value. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah, it doesn't take all that long to count and roll them.

If you have enough coins that this becomes onerous, you can buy your own coin sorter, at all kinds of different levels of price and technological sophistication.

I get the sense that even vending machine operators don't have to deal with as many coins nowadays, since so many of them take cards.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (IG3/x)

436 Go to local bank or credit union & get full value. LOL.
Posted by: JQ

They even give you the paper coin rolls for FREE

Posted by: Miklos is personally responsible for the Penny Shortage at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (XOG/m)

437 Emma Watson as the GOAT in terms of modern actress beauty.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:05 AM (BeyMP)

She looks pretty mannish nowadays, IMO.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:12 AM (IG3/x)

Place in time pertains for actresses. They look best in their teens if we're being really honest about it.

Most women reach their beauty peak around 15.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (BeyMP)

438 I tried to buy Uncle Palp's coin sorter from one of his laundromats

It was set for Bulgarian coins, for some reason

Posted by: Miklos and the Horde CRIES OUT at August 13, 2026 02:29 AM (XOG/m)

439 > If you have enough coins that this becomes onerous, you can buy your own coin sorter, at all kinds of different levels of price and technological sophistication.

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I worked in a large coin op laundromat.

I had a plastic tube that held exactly $10 in quarters, and was just enough larger that you could slip the tube down it.

Counting the day's take took less than ten minutes.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:30 AM (IG3/x)

440 My credit union has a coin sorting machine.

Dump your coffee can full of coins & let it whirl. Pretty soon, it spits out a ticket that you take to the teller window to get cash or make deposit. (also kicks out the damaged coins and pocket lint)

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

441 > Most women reach their beauty peak around 15.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:27 AM (BeyMP)

I don't know about that, but I do know that most English women start to develop a pronounced resemblance to Monty Python in drag once they hit their mid-to-late 30s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:31 AM (IG3/x)

442
Well, this got me off on a nuclear tangent. There are other islands of stability predicted at higher Z's, 126, and way up at 164. This would be *massive* nuclei indeed.

And beyond that, there is some theoretical reasoning that a "continent of stability" might exist well beyond that. At that level, you would have nuclei as we think of it, but a quark soup. This would be quark matter for the nucleus. And yes, it could still form atoms of a sort with electrons around it.

This would be truly "exotic matter", beyond any of our kin. Who the hell knows what it would be like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:32 AM (w6EFb)

443 Most women reach their beauty peak around 15.
Posted by: LTG

Thanks, buddy! I feel so freaking beautiful now! More than 4x "peak" LOL.

But I don't care.. never was a beauty queen anyway. (and the "pretty" girls had to fight off so many jerks)

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)

444 > Elon Musk: How much is it?

LOL!

https://tinyurl.com/365w7szu

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:35 AM (IG3/x)

445 I had a plastic tube that held exactly $10 in quarters, and was just enough larger that you could slip the tube down it.

Counting the day's take took less than ten minutes.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I have seen what happens when casinos wash their daily take of quarters.

That shit be nasty

Posted by: Dainty Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:35 AM (XOG/m)

446 > That shit be nasty

Posted by: Dainty Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:35 AM (XOG/m)

Oh, yeah.

Bills aren't any better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:36 AM (IG3/x)

447 I'm a lucky girl-- won a whole $4 on lotto today!

AND! Found a twenty in my clean jeans' pocket. It got laundered, heh.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

448 Elon Musk: How much is it?

LOL!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

If Elon were to buy the UK, that would include the Bank of England.

This could be entirely self-financing, with some inflation for holders of Pounds Sterling

Posted by: Miklos seen what Soros done at August 13, 2026 02:38 AM (XOG/m)

449 I'm a lucky girl-- won a whole $4 on lotto today!

AND! Found a twenty in my clean jeans' pocket. It got laundered, heh.
Posted by: JQ

Your money's no good here, Miss.

The ususal?

Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos (no tips, not allowed on Work Release) at August 13, 2026 02:40 AM (XOG/m)

450
I'm thinking if any experimental physicists get any ideas about how to create some of that quark soup matter, they might want to hold off on it.

Might better not try that anywhere on Erf.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 02:41 AM (w6EFb)

451 pretty" girls had to fight off so many jerks)
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)

Pretty girls were raped at very young ages. That's the truth of what's going on.

No wonder why dykes gained traction.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:41 AM (BeyMP)

452 Your money's no good here, Miss.

The ususal?
Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos (no tips, not allowed on Work Release)

Why, thank you! Yes, please!

And I'll put a few $ on your commissary account...

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

453 (and the "pretty" girls had to fight off so many jerks)
Posted by: JQ

In my case, they were quite good at it.

Almost professional, even

Posted by: Unrequited Miklos at August 13, 2026 02:43 AM (XOG/m)

454 Apropos of nothing, two of my favorite channels for YouTube shorts are Dramecs (your Daily Dose Of Cats) and Plumes (sings to animals).

youtube.com/@dramecs
youtube.com/@Plumesmusic

They're worth adding to your Subscriptions, to increase the odds of a little pick-me-up sitting to the right of whatever video you're watching.

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 02:45 AM (Sy6m/)

455 *neglects to carefully measure the pour on JQ's beverage*

Posted by: Miklos also wants to know what about these pitchers of Long Islands at August 13, 2026 02:47 AM (XOG/m)

456
Pretty girls were raped at very young ages. That's the truth of what's going on.

No wonder why dykes gained traction.
Posted by: LTG

==============

And my oft-repeated theory: why girls decided to "become" men.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2026 02:48 AM (XJ22o)

457 Up to 10:30 had most bizarre dreams

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 02:48 AM (Ia/+0)

458 *neglects to carefully measure the pour on JQ's beverage*
Posted by: Miklos also wants to know what about these pitchers of Long Islands

Wooooooh! That's a lip-smackin' toddy, Miklos!

Thank you!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

459 I never wanted to BE a man, just was always interested in guy-type things-- mechanical stuff, mainly. But also: running, doing jumps on bicycle, catching bugs and turtles, climbing trees...

Good thing I'm not a kid today-- asshoes would probly try to turn me into a " " " boy " " "

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

460 Thank you!
Posted by: JQ

*resumes well-deserved rest under the far corner table under a couple of table cloths*

Posted by: Miklos done Double Duty at August 13, 2026 02:57 AM (XOG/m)

461 Pretty girls were raped at very young ages. That's the truth of what's going on.

No wonder why dykes gained traction.
Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 02:41 AM (BeyMP)


Robert Stacy McCain wrote of lesbian supermodels and "The Curse Of Beauty" in 2014:

https://tinyurl.com/2czchr7e

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 02:59 AM (Sy6m/)

462 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:59 AM (IG3/x)

463 Night, Rodrigo!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)

464 Young pretty white women are more often than not being assaulted by these supposedly mentally impaired Black Men.

I'm not supposed to notice that these racial dynamics only seem to go one way.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 03:02 AM (BeyMP)

465 Good night, all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2026 02:59 AM (IG3/x)

463 Night, Rodrigo!
Posted by: JQ

The Borgias get up to no good during nighttime hours

Posted by: Miklos the late nite Historian at August 13, 2026 03:02 AM (XOG/m)

466 My credit union has a coin sorting machine.

Dump your coffee can full of coins & let it whirl. Pretty soon, it spits out a ticket that you take to the teller window to get cash or make deposit. (also kicks out the damaged coins and pocket lint)
Posted by: JQ


They really dislike coin-like things that aren't quite the right size or weight, too.

I had a couple Cayman Islands coins in a batch I ran thru the one at my credit union. It made a huge marbles-in-the-clothes-dryer racket, and eventually dumped those coins back out. Which was nice, since I meant to keep them as souvenirs. Not sure how they got stuffed into the spare-change jar.

It never had an issue with Canadian coins, which show up fairly often in MN, and generally get treated as equal to American ones. It probably wouldn't know what to do with a Loonie, though.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 03:04 AM (VHUov)

467 I'm not supposed to notice that these racial dynamics only seem to go one way.
Posted by: LTG

I will say this *one time only*--

When I worked in a military club, overseas... my waitressing shift was often scheduled in the area where funk/dance music was DJ'd. Very dark crowd, IYKWIM. I was often propositioned, but thankfully had a very good Master At Arms to protect me & other staff.

I overheard convos that would (or maybe not?) curl your hair. Very derogatory toward YT wimmen. VERY! And we're talking about early 1980s.. can just imagine how much worse it is, since obastard.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)

468 It probably wouldn't know what to do with a Loonie, though.
Posted by: mikeski

After Hungary joined the EU, Hungarians were pleased to discover that their forint coins worth about 20 cents were accepted as 1 Euro in machines in Euroland, and the about 50 cent heavier coins were accepted as 1 British pound in machines there.

Posted by: Miklos tested this and it worked at August 13, 2026 03:09 AM (XOG/m)

469 "The haters come for Boy George over Israel. I know what it feels like."

WaPo

https://t.co/s67QJws9QM

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:12 AM (odBC9)

470 Inter racial violence in our current United States is pretty much a monopoly of black on white.

If anyone cared to look into the actual numbers they would be actually shocked.

Truth be told, blacks are insanely more prone to violence than any other people.

We will continue to ignore this because not want to be racist.

Posted by: LTG at August 13, 2026 03:12 AM (BeyMP)

471 Local Hawaiians hate YT too. XH and I, and our friends nearly got clobbered while tailgating outside a concert at Aloha Stadium!

Again, the '80s. This shyte has been brewing for a very long time, and it's *everybody* against YT.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

472 "The haters come for Boy George over Israel.


"Do you really want to hurt me?'


Yes

Yes we do

Posted by: Islamic Communists against Homosexuals (sometimes) at August 13, 2026 03:18 AM (XOG/m)

473 While in southern Idaho, my (F) friend and I were stalked by a group of Mexican men... we drove like crazy to lose them! Scary! (late 1970s)

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:23 AM (rdVOm)

474 I have had some respect for Boy George (or Boy Girl as we called him) since the 80s based on one thing.

In an interview, he was asked about his extravagant use of clothes and makeup etc.

As I recall, he said "When young, I was always called the one with the big nose. So I decided, be the one with the big nose and a bit of style. Fuck them"

Posted by: Miklos notes that Johnny Rotten is rather normie too for years now at August 13, 2026 03:23 AM (XOG/m)

475 I should have just got up 40 minutes ago

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:24 AM (Ia/+0)

476 One of my former BF's older sister was actually captured by a group of "immigrants" and was drugged and *passed around* a camp. Took her parents a couple of months to find and extricate her!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)

477 I should have just got up 40 minutes ago
Posted by: Skip

School starts in a week, young Mister Skipper

Posted by: Auntie Miklos expects good marks at August 13, 2026 03:27 AM (XOG/m)

478 Going down a Boy George rabbit hole, I found this interview (from 2009), which is just great.

Boy George on Life After Prison | Archive Interview | Friday Night with Jonathan Ross

youtube

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ewabt

17:19

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:28 AM (odBC9)

479 476 One of my former BF's older sister was actually captured by a group of "immigrants" and was drugged and *passed around* a camp. Took her parents a couple of months to find and extricate her!
Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)

Oh, my gosh, JQ!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:28 AM (odBC9)

480 One of my former BF's older sister was actually captured by a group of "immigrants" and was drugged and *passed around* a camp. Took her parents a couple of months to find and extricate her!
Posted by: JQ

I grew up in South Carolina and Hungary.

Never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: Miklos was a free range non-milk carton kid at August 13, 2026 03:29 AM (XOG/m)

481 Now I have millions of Boy George videos in my For You or whatever.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:30 AM (odBC9)

482 ... which is fine.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:31 AM (odBC9)

483 Oh, my gosh, JQ!
Posted by: m

Yeah. Stuff happened. They lived in NM at that time.

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)

484 Sweet dreams Horde, the pillow is calling.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2026 03:36 AM (ibDUx)

485 Night, Debby!

I'm ready to rack-out also...

Good night, horde!

Posted by: JQ at August 13, 2026 03:37 AM (rdVOm)

486 Mgid is just lurking on my page, enough to stop commenting, yet not obvious to see. Double tap it shows up but to get it gone disappears

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:37 AM (Ia/+0)

487 469 "The haters come for Boy George over Israel. I know what it feels like."

https://t.co/s67QJws9QM
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:12 AM (odBC9)


By John Ondrasik
John Ondrasik, a singer-songwriter, performs as Five for Fighting.


ICYMI, here is the Five For Fighting song (piano-driven pop rock) that I linked recently, that will punch you in the feelz if you're at all sentimental:

Five for Fighting - 100 Years
https://youtu.be/tR-qQcNT_fY

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 AM (Sy6m/)

488 Spam news: I just found a (I thought) funny tweet on the parody @TheMossadIL 𝕏 site that mentioned Tupperware, so I copied it here and hit post and got a "are you spamming us?" alert. Well, no, so I changed some of its line breaks and tried again and no; took out some of the text and no; tried this a couple of times. Then I looked in the comments at the site and there were only two or three comments and the commenters had flagged the tweet as AI-written and spam! So, yay, spamcatchers?

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:43 AM (odBC9)

489 487 469

Five for Fighting - 100 Years
https://youtu.be/tR-qQcNT_fY
Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 03:38 AM (Sy6m/)

2004
That reminds me a lot of How to Save a Life (2005).

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 03:52 AM (odBC9)

490 I forgot to time the coffee

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:58 AM (Ia/+0)

491 The way I see it, 1. we can be sure there is an 'AI' bubble because of the refusal of the big memory manufacturers to build out capacity, and 2. there is only one rather convoluted way for that bubble to pop in a copacetic way.

For the bubble to pop, they have to see that their bets won't pay out the way they hope. For it to pop gently, they still have to pay out a bit. And we need for them to be at least somewhat wrong, since their bets are so massive I suspect that for them to fully pay off, we'd all be paying them for every bit of compute we need. Personal computers exploded in popularity for a reason, and a world without them would be a human dystopia.

There is a narrow channel of possibility where both the things we need can happen. A technology that enhances productivity can improve the value of the employee to the employer, if it is not able to replace him entirely, due to enabling the creation of more saleable value per man-hour. If the bubble pops from realization that there is no GenAI coming, no "synthetic cognition" or 'singularity', just another productivity tool, then maybe it could pop gently and in a pro-employment way. So, I know what to pray for.

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:02 AM (Sy6m/)

492 I just finally read the tab with yesterday's Morning Rant on data center financing and went off on a tangent.

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:04 AM (Sy6m/)

493 490 I forgot to time the coffee
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 03:58 AM (Ia/+0)

uh-oh

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:06 AM (odBC9)

494 429 Screw CoinStar-- you give up 10% using those machines.

Go to local bank or credit union & get full value. LOL.
Posted by: JQ



True, but you can't buy a 30-pack of Busch Light and some smokes in a bank or credit union.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:06 AM (sAmhv)

495 Morning, late night people. I heard a rumor that last night's ONT got to 600 comments. Kind of like the hamster above with his six miles a day on his wheel. And why is a male hamster called "Mollie"?

I'm up early, long story, but it involves a colorful dream I'll save for the new thread. Who's up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:07 AM (wzUl9)

496 I forgot to time the coffee
Posted by: Skip

He has found out about coffee

Next he will find where I keep the brandy

Posted by: Auntie Miklos, remembering that "Uncle" Spiro left some ouzo at August 13, 2026 04:08 AM (XOG/m)

497 Who's up?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

The ONT ran 600 comments in six days

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Jason Ardayklos at August 13, 2026 04:10 AM (XOG/m)

498 "The haters come for Boy George over Israel. I know what it feels like."

WaPo

https://t.co/s67QJws9QM
Posted by: m at August 13, 2026


***
Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon

(Not a slap at Boy George, it's just the only one of his songs I can think of)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:10 AM (wzUl9)

499 Going to bed soon to at least get a nap. Got to pick up the car today. It's sick. Took it in for one problem, turned out to be several. All self inflicted. I'm lazy, it back fired. It's an old Honda (12 years old) and it runs fine. Probably why I didn't realize I had a cracked timing belt. Plus other stuff that falls apart with age. It's going to cost a mint but I can cover it. I budget well.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:11 AM (sAmhv)

500 500

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:11 AM (odBC9)

501
True, but you can't buy a 30-pack of Busch Light and some smokes in a bank or credit union.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026


***
Gettin' so's you need a bank loan to buy those things

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:11 AM (wzUl9)

502 498: Yea, that's the only one I can think of. It got a ton of airplay when I was a yute.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:12 AM (sAmhv)

503 495 I heard a rumor that last night's ONT got to 600 comments.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:07 AM (wzUl9)

I think the numbers were boosted by some play-by-play on the Hong is Wrong governor race.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:12 AM (odBC9)

504 I think the numbers were boosted by some play-by-play on the Hong is Wrong governor race.
Posted by: m

My favorite was

HONG SCHLONGED

Posted by: Miklos wishes he had come up with that at August 13, 2026 04:15 AM (XOG/m)

505 498: Yea, that's the only one I can think of. It got a ton of airplay when I was a yute.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026


***
I had to look it up, and somebody mentioned one of them above, but there was "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me," "Church of the Poison Mind," and "Miss Me Blind."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:15 AM (wzUl9)

506 498 Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon

(Not a slap at Boy George, it's just the only one of his songs I can think of)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:10 AM (wzUl9)

In the 2009 Jonathan Ross interview (linked at comment 478 up above) Boy George says that, as he was being escorted into prison, inmates greeted him by calling out "karma chameleon!".

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:17 AM (odBC9)

507 I'm awake, after a fashion, and having coffee of course. Little gray Dagny La Siberienne was curled on the couch in my spot when I got up. I scooped her up and popped her onto a cushion on my lap, and she stayed for two whole minutes before realizing, "I'm The Cat Who Walks By Herself" and vaulting away.

The trouble with being up this early is that I'm getting hungry, yet I don't want to go work out quite yet. Though I'm certainly not going to wait until it gets light at six am. First World Problems. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:18 AM (wzUl9)

508 I had to look it up, and somebody mentioned one of them above, but there was "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me," "Church of the Poison Mind," and "Miss Me Blind."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

There was better music at the time

*cranks up eclectic 80s faves at volume, because all the neighbors are out of town or hard of hearing*

Posted by: Miklos parties on at August 13, 2026 04:20 AM (XOG/m)

509 In the '80s I really liked, and still do like, "Karma Chameleon." The tune is irresistible, and the musicianship of Culture Club is fine work. It's on the music flash drive in my car.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:20 AM (wzUl9)

510 Wolfus-

You have interesting dreams.

Do they ever seem like the basis for a story?

Posted by: Miklos has enough real life material at August 13, 2026 04:21 AM (XOG/m)

511 I had to look it up, and somebody mentioned one of them above, but there was "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me," "Church of the Poison Mind," and "Miss Me Blind."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

There was better music at the time

*cranks up eclectic 80s faves at volume, because all the neighbors are out of town or hard of hearing*
Posted by: Miklos parties on at August 13, 2026


***
Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" from the soundtrack of Footloose was the last truly *exciting* single in pop music history.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:22 AM (wzUl9)

512 First World Problems. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

maybe

In New Orleans, the early daylight hours are probably the safest

Posted by: Miklos just guesses at August 13, 2026 04:24 AM (XOG/m)

513 "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me"


Oh yea, that got a lot of airplay too!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:24 AM (sAmhv)

514 Wolfus-

You have interesting dreams.

Do they ever seem like the basis for a story?
Posted by: Miklos has enough real life material at August 13, 2026


***
Yes. I dreamed that I ran into the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, and it scared me, so that I wrote a story in which a man and a woman, two old lovers, meet. During the course of their conversation, we realize that they used to abduct, torture, and murder young runaway girls back in the "good old days." A very disturbing story for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:26 AM (wzUl9)

515 What time does Pixy post the Tech Thread nowadays? Used to be at three am my time, but he mentioned at some point he was working later, and would be posting later too. I think it's about 6:30 pm his time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:28 AM (wzUl9)

516 in two minutes

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)

517 During the course of their conversation, we realize that they used to abduct, torture, and murder young runaway girls back in the "good old days." A very disturbing story for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere



That would make a pretty good, disturbing movie. Especially if you realize that they got away with it and grew old.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026 04:29 AM (sAmhv)

518 Another day, another leftist judicial stupidity . Judge declares schools in VA with confederate names violate black students' rights. The comments are deservedly vitriolic . Legal Insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/56ancexx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:30 AM (W90Ou)

519 Puddleglum, a twelve-year-old Honda is just getting well broken in.

My Buick hit 100,000 miles yesterday evening. On the way to the book club meeting, I saw it had 99,999, so I drove into a bank parking lot and made a few circles until it clicked over. Miss Linda took a pic of the odometer. Not bad for a ten-year-old car, 65K of it under my ownership.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:31 AM (wzUl9)

520 During the course of their conversation, we realize that they used to abduct, torture, and murder young runaway girls back in the "good old days." A very disturbing story for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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That would make a pretty good, disturbing movie. Especially if you realize that they got away with it and grew old.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2026


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That's exactly what happened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:32 AM (wzUl9)

521 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

522 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

523 Pixy hath arrived

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2026 04:33 AM (wzUl9)

524 And on a happier note, four teens from Florida help push an elderly woman's broken down mobile wheelchair in the rain. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/vpxcte5m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2026 04:34 AM (W90Ou)

525 A very disturbing story for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

There is probably a market for that.

On the topic of Buicks-

Mine (inherited) has never had ballots in the trunk, to my knowledge.

But it is a 2010 LaCrosse with 53k on the clock.

Posted by: Miklos don't get around much at August 13, 2026 04:34 AM (XOG/m)

526 When Pixy arrives

Pixy Fukkin ARRIVES

Posted by: Miklos v. Multiplicity at August 13, 2026 04:36 AM (XOG/m)

527 It is interesting to contemplate how back in the day, Boy George was naturally compared and contrasted with the poorly closeted George Michael (came out in '9.

The latter had undeniable talent, but apparently some kind of psychological pain that he took out on himself. I'm surprised to read that he made it to 53, surviving drugs, pneumonia, and a coma, before falling to heart disease on Christmas Day in 2016.

Say what else you will about Boy George, it's an accomplishment in this life to be comfortable with yourself, and he plainly has that.

Posted by: SciVo at August 13, 2026 04:37 AM (Sy6m/)

528 @pittsburgh Scanner

why would you choose to be employed at a Thunderdome Wendy's. seems dangerous to be there

Posted by: paulnjax at August 13, 2026 07:28 AM (PPnyU)

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