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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2026 06:50 PM (4ZxBh) 2
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Salmon given cocaine work harder than those without cocaine, according to researchers at the University of No Fuckin' Duh, Chester.
Cocaine Dispensers at work? Posted by: Frank Barone at April 23, 2026 06:50 PM (IifOV) 3
Fashion doesn't make the person. Look at the perverts who swear about wearing the latest fashion. You are giving your hard earned money to fags. Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K) 4
[WILLOWED:]
Damn Islamic monkeys! US Sailor Attacked By Monkey In Thailand While Preparing For Minesweeping Mission In Strait Of Hormuz Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 06:46 PM (ndZc7) ------------- The monkey was last overheard screaming "Allahu Admiral Ackbar!" Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 06:52 PM (teZkF) 5
>>>Salmon given cocaine work harder than those without cocaine
Crackheads gonna die sooner than later anyway. Posted by: Couch Fucker at April 23, 2026 06:52 PM (tVc9W) 6
NIMBY's.. Too bad so sad....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh) 7
Libs are always screaming "Not in MY neighborhood!" Give it to 'em Good and Hard, Mandani. Good and Hard. Posted by: Frank Barone at April 23, 2026 06:53 PM (IifOV) 8
Germany's back-to-back abandonment of both coal and then nuclear was a "huge mistake," leading authorities say.
- Who'd athunk it? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 06:53 PM (ndZc7) 9
Nothing gives me more joy then hearing these former government employees cry now that they are in the real world.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2026 06:54 PM (YwEeS) 10
East Villagers sue Mamdani to stop relocation of notorious Bellevue men's homeless shelter into their neighborhood https://trib.al/LtTU4vZ
--- The "warmth of collectivism", just not for you! Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Fi81e) 11
I know I'm not first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Kd28s) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 06:54 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Frank Barone at April 23, 2026 06:55 PM (IifOV) 15
NIMBY's.. Too bad so sad....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh) --- They think conservatives are way to NIMBY, and we should use their backyards whenever possible. Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e) 16
Salmon exposed to cocaine swim almost twice as far as those without, study shows
------------ BREAKING: Hunter Biden Qualifies For the 2028 Olympic Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 06:56 PM (teZkF) 17
I'm in full support of putting homeless, drug and aids centers right in the heart of these ridiculous f***k weasel's neighborhoods.
Eat it you f****g c**** Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Kd28s) Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (jehhT) 19
Remember the temperature sensitive fabric shirts?
Good times. Posted by: Aetius451AD w Hypercolor! Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (YZ0Fo) 20
Salmon exposed to cocaine swim almost twice as far as those without, study shows.
Imagine how far, with a candy bar. Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (1Ff7Z) 21
>>>17 I'm in full support of putting homeless, drug and aids centers right in the heart of these ridiculous f***k weasel's neighborhoods.
I keep trying to figure out some way we can legally/legislatively do that. Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (1wjle) 22
I wonder...would those two-toned jeans go with my Nerhu jacket?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (2WIwB) 23
So that's how the bears get the cocaine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (Kd28s) 24
It's been a productive week.
But man, what I could probably get done on coke. Or meth but I need my teeth. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 23, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b) 25
Remember when people used to respect Germans as sober-minded and good at things?
Felix Steiner disabused me of that particular notion. Sad! Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at April 23, 2026 06:58 PM (0sNs1) 26
>>>Remember the temperature sensitive fabric shirts?
Good times. Posted by: Aetius451AD w Hypercolor! i must be an old soul because even as a mid-teen I thought, "This is too stupid." Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 06:58 PM (1wjle) 27
Who'd athunk it? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 06:53 PM (ndZc7) _____________ "What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass" - Lord Melbourne Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 06:58 PM (tgvbd) China Made a Ton of Risky Loans to Third-World Nations to Bring Them Under Its Sphere of Influence. Now Those Loans are Turning Bad.
Why Trump is doing this, I have no idea. I saw someone saying that he inherited this position from Biden's Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen, but that doesn't seem like a good reason to keep it.
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